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Full text of "The every-day book and Table book : or, Everlasting calendar of popular amusements, sports, pastimes, ceremonies, manners, customs, and events, incident to each of the three hundred and sixty-five days, in past and present times; forming a complete history of the year, months, and seasons, and a perpetual key to the almanac ... for daily use and diversion. With four hundred and thirty-six engravings"

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THE 



EYERY-DAY BOOK 



TABLE BOOK; 

OR, 

EVERLASTING CALENDAR OF POPULAR AMUSEMENTS, 

SPORTS, PASTIMES, CEREMONIES, MANNERS, 
CUSTOMS, AND EVENTS, 



INCIDENT TO 



of tf>e 



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IN PAST AND PRESENT TIMES ; 



FORMING A 



COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE YEAR, MONTHS, AND SEASONS, 

AND A 

PERPETUAL KEY TO THE ALMANAC; 

/NCt/tlDINU 

ACCOUNTS OP THK WEATHER, RULES FOR HEALTH AND CONDUCT, REMARKABLE AND 
IMPORTANT ANECDOTES, FACTS, AND NOTICES, IN CHRONOLOGY, ANTIQUITIES, TOPO- 
GRAPHY, BIOGRAPHY, NATURAL HISTORY, ART, SCIENCE, AND GENERAL LITERATURE ; 
DERIVED FROM THE MOST AUTHENTIC SOURCES, AND VALUABLE ORIGINAL COMMU- 
NICATIONS, WITH POETICAL ELUCIDATIONS, FOR DAILY USE AND DIVERSION. 



BY WILLIAM HONE 



I tell of festivals, and fairs, and plays, 

Of merriment, and mirth, and bonfire blaze ; 

I tell of Christmas-mummings, new year's day, 

Of twelfth-night king and queen, and children's play ; 

I tell of valentines, and true-love's-knots, 

Of omens, cunning men, and drawing lots : 



I tell of brooks, of blossoms, birds and bowers, 

Of April, May, of June, and July-flowers ; 

I tell of May-poles, hock-carts, wassails, wakes, 

Of bridegrooms, brides, and of their bridal cakes ; 

I tell of groves, of twilights, and I sing 

The court of Mab, and of the fairy king. 

HERRTCK. 



WITH FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX ENGRAVINGS. 



IN THREE VOLUMES? 



VOL. II. 




LONDON : 
PRINTED FOR THOMAS TEGG, 

73, CHE APS IDE. 






LONDON : 
J. BADDON, PRIHTBIt, CA8TLK STREET, FINSBI'Ry. 



trt 

THE RIGHT HONOURABLE 

r I 1 HE EARL OF DARLINGTON, 

LORD LIEUTENANT AND VICE-ADMIRAL OF THE COUNTY 
PALATINE OF DURHAM, &c. &c. &c. 



MY LORD, 

To YOUR LORDSHIP as an encourager of the old country sport? 
and usages chiefly treated of in my book, and as a maintainer of the ancient 
hospitality so closely connected with them, which associated the Peasantry 
of this land with its Nobles, in bonds which degraded neither 

I RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE THIS VOLUME ; 

not unmindful of your Lordship's peculiar kindness to me under difficulties, 
and not unmoved by the pride which I shall have in subscribing myself, 

MY LORD, 

YOUR LORDSHIP'S HIGHLY HONOURED, 
. MOST OBEDIENT, 

AND VERY HUMBLE SERVANT, 

WJMJAM HONE. 

Atomy 27, 1827. 



PREFACE. 



BEFORE remarking on the work terminating with this vo.ume, some notice should be 
token of its Frontispiece. 

I. The " Clog" or " Perpetual Almanack" having been in common use with our 
ancient ancestors, a representation and explanation of it seemed requisite among 
the various accounts of manners and customs related in the order of the calendar. 

Of the word "clog," there is no satisfactory etymology in the sense here used, which 
signifies an almanack made upon a square stick. Dr. Robert Plot, who published the 
" History of Staffordshire," in 1686, instances a variety of these old almanacks then 
in use in that county. Some he calls " public," because they were of a large size, 
and commonly hung at one end of the mantle-tree of the chimney ; others he calls 
'* private," because they were smaller, and carried in the pocket. For the better 
understanding of the figure? on these clogs, he caused a family clog " to be represented 
in piano, each angle of the square stick, with the moiety of each of the flat sides be- 
longing to it, being expressed apart." From this clog, so represented in Dr. Plot's 
history, the engraving is taken which forms the frontispiece now, on his authority, 
about to be described. 

There are 3 months contained upon each of the four edges ; the number of the days 
in *hem are represented by the notches ; that which begins each month has a short 
,pread ; ng stroke turned up from it ; every seventh notch is of a larger size, and stands 
for Sunday, (or rather, perhaps, for the first day of each successive natural week in 
the year.) 

Against many of the notches there are placed on the left hand several marks or 
symbols denoting the golden number or cycle of the Moon, which number if under 5, 
is represented by so many points, or dots ; but if 5, a line is drawn from the notch, or 
day, it belongs to, with a hook returned back against the course of the line, which, if 
cut off at due distance, may be taken for a V, the numeral signifying 5. If the golden 
number be above 5, and under 10, it is then marked out by the hooked line, which is 
5 ; and with one point, which makes 6 ; or two, which makes 7 ; or three, for 8 ; or 
four, for 9; the said line being crossed with a broad' stroke spreading at each end, 
which represents an X, when the golden number for the day, over against which it is 
put, is 10; points being added (as above over the hook for 5,) till the number arises 
to 15, when a hook is placed again at the end of the line above the X, to show us that 
number. 

The figures issuing from the notches, towards the right hand, are symbols or hiero- 
glyphics, of either, 1st, the offices, or endowments of the saints, before whose festivals 
they are placed ; or 2dly, the manner of their martyrdoms ; or 3dly, their actions, 
vr the work or sport, in fashion about the time when their feasts are kept. 

For instance: 1. from the notch which represents January 13th,' on the feast of St. 
Hilary, issues a cross or badge of a bishop, as St. Hilary was ; from March 1st, a harp, 
showing the feast of St. David, by that instrument ; from June 29th, the keys for St. 
Peter, reputed the Janitor of heaven ; from October 25th, a pair of shoes for St 
Crispin, the patron of jshoe-makers. Of class 2, are the axe against January '25th, the 
feast of St. Paul, who was beheaded with an axe; the ? \ord igainst June 24th, 



Yin PREFACE. 

the feast of St. John Baptist, who was beheaded ; the gridiron against August 10th, the 
feast of St. Lawrence, who suffered martyrdom on one ; a wiieel on the 25th of Novem 
her, for St. Catherine, and a decussated cross on the last of that month, for St. An. 
drew, who are said also to have suffered death by such instruments. Of the 3d kind, are 
the star on the 6th of January, to denote the Epiphany ; a true lover's knot against the 
14th of February, for Valentine's-day ; a bough against the 2d of March, for St. 
Ceadda, who lived a Hermit's life in the woods near Litchfield ; a bough on the 1st of 
May, for the May-bush, then usually set up with great solemnity ; and a rake on the 
llth of June, St. Barnabas'-day, importing that then it is hay-harvest. So, a pot is 
set against the 23d of November, for the feast of St. Clement, from the ancient custom 
of going about that night to beg drink to make merry with : for the purification, an- 
nunciation, and all other feasts of our lady, there is always the figure of a heart : and 
lastly, for December 25th, or Christmas-day, a horn, the ancient vessel in which the 
Danes use to wassail, or drink healths ; signifying to us, that this is the time we ought 
to rejoiae and make merry. 

II, Respecting this second volume of the Every-Day Book, it is scarcely necessary 
to say more than that it has been conducted with the same desire and design as the 
preceding volume ; and that it contains a much greater variety of original information 
concerning manners and customs. I had so devoted myself to this main object, as to 
find no lack of materials for carrying it further ; nor were my correspondents, who had 
largely increased, less communicative : but there were some readers who thought the 
work ought to have been finished in one volume, and others, who were not inclined to 
follow beyond a second ; and their apprehensions that it could not, or their wishes 
that it should not be carried further, constrained me to close it. As an " Everlasting 
Calendar" of amusements, sports, and pastimes, incident to the year, the Every-Day 
Book is complete ; and I venture, without fear of disproof, to affirm, that there is not 
such a copious collection of pleasant facts and illustrations, " for daily use and diver- 
sion," in the language ; nor are any other volumes so abundantly stored with original 
designs, or with curious and interesting subjects so meritoriously engraven. 

III. Every thing that I wished to bring into the Every-Day Book, but was compelled 
Co omit from its pages, in order to conclude it within what the public would deem a 
reasonable size, I purpose to introduce in my Table Book. In that publication, I have 
the satisfaction to find myself aided by many of my " Every-Day " correspondents, to 
whom I tender respectful acknowledgments and hearty thanks. This is the more due 
to them here, because I frankly confess that to most I owe letters ; I trust that those 
who have not been noticed as they expected, will impute the neglect to any thing 
rather than insensibility of my obligations to them, for their valuable favours. 

Although I confess myself to have been highly satisfied by the general reception of 
the Every-Day Book, and am proud of the honour it has derived from individuals of 
high literary reputation, yet there is one class whose approbation I value most especi- 
ally. The " mothers of England " have been pleased to entertain it as an every-day 
assistant in their families ; and instructors of youth, of both sexes, have placed it in 
school-libraries : this ample testimonial, that, while engaged in exemplifying " man- 
ners," I have religiously adhered to " morals," is the most gratifying reward I could 
hope to receive. 

February, 1827. W. HONE 



THE 



EVERY-DAY BOOK. 




JANUARY. 

Then came old January, wrapped well 
In many weeds to keep' the cold away ; 
Yet did he quake and quiver like to quell , 
And blow his nayles to warm them if he may ; 
For they were numb'd with holding all the day 
An hatchet keene, with which he felled wood, 
And from the trees did lop the needlesse spray ; 
Upon a huge great earth-pot steane he stood, 
From whose wide mouth there flowed forth the Romane flood. 

Spenser 
JUtO ! was the first entry by entries to the days, and months, and sea- 



merchants and tradesmen of our fore- 
fathers' days, in beginning their new 
account-books with the new year. LAUS 
DEO ! then, be the opening of this T ;o- 
ume of the Every-Day Book, wherein we 
lake further " note of time." and make 
Vet. 



sons, in " every varied posture, place, 
and hour/'' 



JANUARY, 
mentioned,* 



besides the 
was called by 



names already 
the Anglo- 



* In vol. i. p. 2. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK.-JANUARY 1, 



Saxons Giuli aftera, signifying the second 
Giul, or Yule, or, as \ve should say, the 
second Christmas.* Of Yule itself much 
will be observed, when it can be better 
said. 



To this month there is an ode with a 
verse beautifully descriptive of the Roman 
symbol of the year :f 

Tis he ! the two-fac'd Janus comes in view ; 
Wild hyacinths his robe adorn, 
And snow-drops, rivals of the morn 

He spurns the goat aside, 

But smiles upon the new 

Emerging year with pride : 
And now unlocks, with agate key, 
The ruby gates of orient day. 



CLIMATE. 

Mr. Luke Howard is the author of a 
highly useful work, entitled " The Climate 
of London, deduced from Meteorological 
Observations, made at different places in 
the neighbourhood of the Metropolis : 
London, 1818." 2 vols. 8vo. Out of this 
magazine of fact it is proposed to extract, 
from time to time, certain results which 
may acquaint general readers with useful 
knowledge concerning the weather of our 
latitude, and induce the inquisitive to 
resort to Mr. Howard's book, as a careful 
guide of high authority in conducting their 
researches. That gentleman, it is hoped, 
will not deem this an improper use of his 
labours : it is meant to be, as far as re- 
gards himself, a humble tribute to his 
talents and diligence. With these views, 
under each month will be given a state of 
the weather, in Mr. Howard's own words : 
and thus we begin. 

JANUARY WEATHER 

The Sun in the middle of this month 
continues about 8 h. 20 m. above the hori- 



zon. The Temperature rises in the day, 
on an average of twenty years, to 40-28* 
and falls in the night, in the open country 
to 31-36 the difference, 8'92, repre- 
senting the mean effect of the sun's rays 
for the month, may be termed the solar 
variation of the temperature. 

The Mean Temperature of the month, if 
the observations in this city be included, 
is 36-34. But this mean has a range, in 
ten years, of about 10-25, which may be 
termed the lunar variation of the tempera- 
ture. It holds equally in the decade, 
beginning with 1797, observed in Lon- 
don, and in that beginning with 1807, in 
the country. In the former decade, the 
month was coldest in 1802, and warmest 
in 1812, and coldest in 1814. I have 
likewise shown, that there was a tendency 
in the daily variation of temperature 
through this month, to proceed, in these 
respective periods of years, in opposite 
directions. The prevalence of different 
classes of winds, in the different periods, 
is the most obvious cause of these pe- 
riodical variations of the mean tempera- 
ture. 

The Barometer in this month rises, on 
an average of ten years, to 3-40 in., and 
falls to 28-97 in. : the mean range is there- 
fore 1-43 in.; but the extreme range in 
ten years is 2;38 in. The mean height 
for the month is about 29-79 inches. 

The prevailing Winds are the class from 
west to north. The northerly predomi- 
nate, by a fourth of their amount, over the 
southerly winds. 

The average Evaporation (on a total of 
30-50 inches for the year) is 0-832 in., 
and the mean of De Luc's hydrometer 30. 

The mean Rain, at the surface of the 
earth, is 1-959 in. ; and the number of 
days on which snow or rain falls, in this 
mouth, averages 14, 4. 

A majority of the Nights in this month 
have constantly the temperature at or 
below the foregoing point.J 



Long ere the lingering dawn of that blythe morn 
Which ushers in the year, the roosting cock, 
Flapping his wings, repeats his larum shrill ; 
But on that morn no busy flail obeys 
His rousing call ; no sounds but sounds of joy 
Salute the ear the first-foot's entering step, 
That sudden on the floor is welcome heard, 
Ere blushing maids have braided up their hair ; 
The laugh, the hearty kiss, the good new year 



Sayers. t See vol. i. p. ]. j Howard on Climul*. 

The first vUitant who enters a house on New-year's day is called \hejlrst-foot. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



Pronounced with honest warmth. In village, grange, 
And burrow town, the steaming flaggon, borne 
From house to house, elates the poor man's heart, 
And makes him feel that life has still its joys. 
The aged and the young, man, woman, child, 
Unite in social glee ; even stranger dogs, 
Meeting with bristling back, soon lay aside 
Their snarling aspect, and in sportive chace, 
Excursive scour, or wallow in the snow. 
With sober cheerfulness, the grandam eyes 
Her offspring round her, all in health and peace ; 
And, thankful that she's spared to see this day 
Return once more, breathes low a secret prayer, 
That God would shed a blessing on their heads. 



1 . 



The Saints of the Roman calendars and 
martyr ologies. 

So far as the rev. Alban Butler, in his 
every-day biography of Roman catholic 
saints, has written their memoirs, their 
names have been given, together with 
notices of some, and especially of those 
retained in the calendar of the church of 
England from the Romish calendar. 
Similar notices of others will be offered in 
continuation ; but, on this high festival in 
the calendar of nature, particular or fur- 
ther remark on the saints' festivals would 
interrupt due attention to the season, and 
therefore we break from them to observe 
that day which all enjoy in common, 

$*to gear's? Bap. 

Referring for the " New-year's gifts," 
the " Candlemas-bull," and various ob- 
servances of our ancestors and ourselves, 
to the first volume of this work, wherein 
they are set forth " in lively pourtraie- 
ture," we stop a moment to peep into the 
" Mirror of the Months," and inquire 
" Who can see a new year open upon 
him, without being better for the pros- 
pect without making sundry wise reflec- 
tions (for any reflections on this subject 
must be comparatively wise ones) on the 
step he is about to take towards the goal 
of his being ? Every first of January that 
we arrive at, is an imaginary mile-stone 
on the turnpike track of human life ; at 
once a resting place for thought and me- 
ditation, and a starting point for fresh 
exertion in the performance of our jour- 
ney. The man who does not at least 
propose to himself to be better this year 
than he was last, must be either very 



Grahame 

good, or very bad indeed ! And only to 
vropose to be better, is something; if 
nothing else, it is an acknowledgment of 
our need to be so, which is the first step 
towards amendment. But, in fact, to 
propose to oneself to do well, is in some 
sort to do well, positively ; for there is no 
such thing as a stationary point in human 
endeavours ; he who is not worse to-day 
than he was yesterday, is better ; and he 
who is not better, is worse." 

It is written, " Improve your time," in 
the text-hand set of copies put before us 
when we were better taught to write than 
to understand what we wrote. How often 
these three words recurred at that period 
without their meaning being discovered ! 
How often and how serviceably they have 
recurred since to some who have obeyed 
the injunction ! How painful has reflec- 
tion been to others, who recollecting it, 
preferred to suffer rather than to do! 

The author of the paragraph quoted 
above, expresses forcible remembrance of 
his youthful pleasures on the coming in 
of the new year. " Hail! to thee, JANU- 
ARY! all hail! cold and wintry as thou 
art, if it be but in virtue of thy first day. 
THE DAY, as the French call it, par excel-' 
lence, ' Le jour de Tan.' Come about 
me, all ye little schoolboys that have 
escaped from the unnatural thraldom of 
your taskwork come crowding about 
me, with your untamed hearts shouting 
in your unmodulated voices, and your 
happy spirits dancing an untaught mea- 
sure in your eyes! Come, and help me 
to speak the praises of new-year's day '. 
your day one of the three which have, 
of late, become yours almost exclusively, 
and which have bettered you, and have 
been bettered themselves, by the change. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



Christmay-day, which was ; New-year's- 
day, which is; and Twelfth-day, which 
is to be; let us compel them all three 
into our presence with a whisk of our 
imaginative wand convert them into one, 
as the conjurer does his three glittering 
balls and then enjoy them all together, 
with their dressings, and coachings, and 
visitings, and greetings, and gifts, and 
" many happy returns" with their plum- 
puddings, and mince-pies, and twelfth- 
cakes, and neguses with their forfeits, 
and fortune-tellings, and blindman's-buffs, 
and sittings up to supper with their 
pantomimes, and panoramas, and new 
penknives, and pastrycooks' L'hops in 



short, with their endless round of ever 
new nothings, the absence of a relish for 
which is but ill supplied, in after life, by 
that feverish lingering and thirsting after 
excitement, which usurp without filling 
its place. Oh ! that I might enjoy those 
nothings once again in fact, as I can in 
fancy ! But I fear the wish is worse than 
an idle one ; for it not only may not be, 
but it ought not to be. u We cannot 
have our cake and eat it too," as the 
vulgar somewhat vulgarly, but not less 
shrewdly, express it. And this is as it 
should be; for if we could, it would 
neither be worth the eating nor the 
having.''* 



WASSAIL! 




Health, my lord king, the sweet Rowena said, 
Health, cry'd the chieftain, to the Saxon maid ; 
Then gayly rose, and 'midst the concourse wide, 
Kis&'d her hale lips, and plac'd her by his side : 
At the soft scene such gentle thoughts abound, 
That health and kisses 'mongst the guests went round 
From this the social custom took its rise, 
We still retain, and must for ever prize. 




Now, on New-year's- day as on the pre- 
vious eve, the wassail bowl is carried 
from door to door, with singing and mer- 
riment. In Devonshire, 

A massy bowl, to deck the jovial day, 
Flash'd from its ample round a sunlike ray. 
Full many a cent'ry it shone forth to grace 
The festive spirit of th* Andarton race, 
As, to the sons of sacred union dear, 
It welcomed with lambs' woo/ the rising year. 
Polwhele. 

Mr. Brand says, " It appears from 
Thomas de la Moore,* and old Havillan,f 
that u-as-haile and drinc-heil weve the 



* Vita Edw. II. f la Architren. lib. 2. 



usual ancient phrases of quaffing among 
the English, and synonymous with the 
' Come, here's to you,' and I'll pledge 
you/ of the present day." 



In the " Antiquarian Repertory," a 
large assemblage of curious communica- 
tions, published by Mr. JefFery, of Pall- 
mall, in 4 vols. 4to. there is the followino 
paper relating to an ancient carving re- 
presented in that work, from whence the 
above engraving is taken. The verses 
beneath it are a version of the old lines 
in Robert, of Gloucester's chronicle, by 
Mr. Jeffery's correspondent. 



Mirror of the Months. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



10 



For the Antiquarian Repertory. hearth with their cheerful neighbours, 

In the parish of Berlen, near Snodland, and then in the spicy wassell-bowl (which 
in the county of Kent, are the vestiges of testifies the goodness of their hearts) 
a very old mansion, known by the name drowned every former animosity an ex- 
of Groves. Being on the spot before the ample worthy modern imitation. Wassell, 
began to pull down the front, was the word ; Wassell, every guest return- 
ed as he took the circling goblet from his 
friend, whilst song and civil mirth 
brought in the infant year. This annual 
custom, says Geoffrey of Monmouth, had 
its rise from Rouix, or Rowen, or as some 
will have it, Rowena, daughter of the 
Saxon Hengist; she, at the command of 
her father, who had invited the British 
king Voltigern to a banquet, came in the 
presence with a bowl of wine, and wel- 
comed him in these words, Louerd king 
wass-heil ; he in return, by the help of an 
interpreter, answered, Drinc heile; and, 
if we may credit Robert of Gloster, 

l)in antt Sttte $ia attoune antf glafc ttronfee ijtre fyil 
tljat foaS tfjo in fl)iS lautf ti)e berSt foa&f)*tt 
in language of J^ajrojme tf)at toe mtgjt ebere tfotte 
So toell ije pattf) tf)e Me about, tf)at je is gut borgute. 

with such sort of work before the four- 
teenth century. T. N. 



workmen 

I had the curiosity to examine its interior 
remains, when, amongst other things well 
worth observation, appeared in the large 
oak beam that supported the chimney- 
piece, a curious piece of carved work, of 
which the preceding is an exact copy. Its 
singularity induced me to set about an 
investigation, which, to my satisfaction, 
was not long without success. The large 
bowl in the middle is the figure of the 
old wassell-bowl, so much the delight of 
our hardy ancestors, who, on the vigil of 
the new year, never failed (says my 
author) to assemble round the glowing 



Thomas De Le Moor, in his " Life of 
Edward the Second," says partly the 
same as Robert of Gloster, and only 
adds, that Wass-haile and Drinc-hail 
were the usual phrases of quaffing amongst 
the earliest civilized inhabitants of this 
island. 

The two birds upon the bowl did for 
some time put me to a stand, till meeting 
with a communicative person at Hobar- 
row, he assured me they were two hawks, 
as I soon plainly perceived by their bills 
and beaks, and were a rebus of the 
builder's name. There was a string from 
the neck of one bird to the other, which, 
it is reasonable to conjecture, was to note 
that they must be joined together to 
show their signification ; admitting this, 
they were to be red hawks. Upon in- 
quiry, I found a Mr. Henry Hawks, the 
owner of a farm adjoining to Groves ; he 
assured me, his father kept Grove farm 
about forty years since, and that it was 
iuilt by one of their name, and had been 
m his family upwards of four hundred 
years, as appeared by an old lease in his 
possession. 

The apple branches on each side of the 
bowl, I think, means no more than that 
they drank good cider at their Wassells. 
Saxon words at the extremities of the 
beam are already explained ; and the 
mask carved brackets beneath correspond 



The following pleasant old song, in- 
serted by Mr. Brand, from Ritson's col- 
lection of " Antient Songs," was met with 
by the Editor of the Every-day Book, in 
1819, at the printing-office of Mr. Rann, 
at Dudley, printed by him for the Was- 
sailers of Staffordshire and Warwick- 
shire. It went formerly to the tune of 
" Gallants come away. 

A CARROLL FOR A WASSELL-BOWL. 

A jolly Wassel-Bowl, 

A Wassel of good ale, 
Well fare the butler's soul, 
That setteth this to sale 5 

Our jolly Wassel. 
Good Dame, here at your door 

Our Wassel we begin, 
We are all maidens poor, 
We pray now let us in, 

With our WasseL 
Our Wassel we do fill 

With apples and with spice, 

Then grant us your good will 

To taste here once or twice 

Of our good WasseL 
If any maidens be 

Here dwelling in this house, 
They kindly will agree 
To take a full carouse 

Of our Wassr 1. 



11 



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12 



But here they let us stand 

All freezing in the cold ; 
Good master, give command, 

To enter and be bold, 

With our Wassei 

Much joy into this hall 

With us is entered in, 
Our master first of all, 

We hope will now begin, 

Of our Wassei . 

And after his good wife 

Our spiced bowl will try, 
The Lord prolong your life, 

Good fortune we espy, 

For our Wassei. 

Some bounty from your hands, 

Our Wassei to maintain . 
We'll buy no house nor lands 

With that which we do gain, 

With our Wassei. 

This is our merry night 

Of choosing King and Queen r 

Then be it your delight 

That something may be seen 
In our Wassei. 

It is a noble part 

To bear a liberal mind, 
God bless our master's heart, 

For here we comfort find, 

With our Wassei. 

And now we must be gone, 
To seek out more good cheer ; 

Where bounty will be shown, 
As we have found it here, 

With our Wassei. 

Much joy betide them all, "^ 

Our prayers shall be still, 
We hope and ever shall, 

For this your great good will, 
To our Wassei. 

From the " Wassail " we derive, per- 
haps, a feature by which we are distin- 
guished. An Englishman eats no more 
than a Frenchman; but he makes yule- 
tide of all the year. In virtue of his 
forefathers, he is given to " strong drink." 
He is a beer-drinker, an enjoyer of " fat 
ale ;" a lover of the best London porter 
and double XX, and discontented unless 
he can get " stout." He is a sitter withal. 
Put an Englishman " behind a pipe" and 
a full pot, and he will sit till he cannot 
stand. At first he is silent ; but as his 
liquor gets towards the bottom, he inclines 
towards conversation ; as he replenishes, 
his coldness thaws, and he is conversa- 
tional ; the oftener he calls to " fill again,'' 
ihe more talkative he becomes; and when 



thoroughly liquefied, his loquacity is de- 
luging. He is thus in public-house par- 
lours: he is in parties somewhat higher, 
much the same. The business of dinner 
draws on the greater business of drinking, 
and the potations are strong and fiery; 
full-bodied port, hot sherry, and ardent 
spirits. This occupation consumes five 
or six hours, and sometimes more, after 
dining. There is no rising from it, but 
to toss off the glass, and huzza after the 
" hip ! hip ! hip \" of the toast giver. A 
calculation of the number who customa- 
rily " dine out" in this manner half the 
week, would be very amusing, if it were 
illustrated by portraits of some of the 
indulgers. It might be further, and more 
usefully, though not so agreeably illus- 
trated, by the reports of physicians, wives, 
and nurses, and the bills of apothecaries. 
Habitual sitting to drink is the " besetting 
sin" of Englishmen the creator of their 
gout and palsy, the embitterer of their 
enjoyments, the impoverisher of their 
property, the widow-maker of their wives. 

By continuing the " wassail" of our an- 
cestors,we attempt to cultivate the body as 
they did ; but we are other beings, culti- 
vated in other ways, with faculties and 
powers of mind that would have astonished 
their generations, more than their robust 
frames, if they could appear, would asto- 
nish ours. Their employment was in 
hunting their forests for food, or battling 
in armour with risk of life and limb. They 
had no counting-houses, no ledgers, no 
commerce, no Christmas bills, no letter- 
writing, no printing, no engraving, no 
bending over the desk, no " wasting of the 
midnight oil " and the brain together, no 
financing, not a hundredth part of the 
relationships in society, nor of the cares 
that we have, who " wassail" as they did, 
and wonder we are not so strong as they 
were. There were no Popes nor Addi- 
sons in the days of Nimrod. 

The most perfect fragment of the " was- 
sail" exists in the usage of certain cor- 
poration festivals. The person presiding 
stands up at the close of dinner, and 
drinks from a flaggon usually of silver 
having a handle on each side, by which 
he holds it with each hand, and the toast- 
master announces him as drinking " the 
health of his brethren out of the * loving 
cup.' The loving cup, which is the an- 
cient wassail-bowl, is then passed to the 
guest on his left hand, and by him to his 
left-hand neighbour, and as it finds its 
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turn, so each stands up and drinks to the 
president " out of the loving cup." 



The subsequent song is sung in Glou- 
cestershire on New-year's eve : 



Wassail ! Wassail ! over the town, 
Our toast it is white, our ale it is brown : 
Our bowl it is made of a maplin tree, 
We be good fellows all ; I drink to thee. 

Here's to *****, and to his right ear, 
God send our maister a happy New Year ; 
A happy New Year as e'er he did see 
With my Wassailing bowl I drink to thee. 

Here's to * * * *, f and to his right eye, 
God send our mistress a good Christmas pie : 
A good Christmas pie as e'er I did see 
With my Wassailing bowl I drink to thee. 

Here's to Filpail, J and her long tail, 
God send our measter us never may fail 
Of a cup of good beer ; I pray jou draw near, 
And then you shall hear our jolly wassail. 

Be here any maids, I suppose here be some ; 

Sure they will not let young men stand on the cold stone 

Sing hey O maids, come trole back the pin, 

And the fairest maid in the house, let us all in. 

Come, butler, come bring us a bowl of the best : 
I hope your soul in Heaven may rest : 
But if you do bring us a bowl of the small, 
Then down fall butler, bowl, and all. 



Of this usage in Scotland, commencing 
on New-year's eve, there was not room in 
the last sheet of the former volume, to in- 
clude the following interesting communica- 
tion. It is, here, not out of pi ace, because, 
in fact, the usage runs into the morning 
of the New Year. 

DAFT DAYS. HOGMANY. 

Jo the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

The annexed account contains, I believe, 

the first notice of the acting in our Daft 

Days. I have put it hurriedly together, 

but, if of use, it is at your service. 

I am, Sir, &c. 

JOHN WOOD REDDOCK. 
Falkirk, December, 1825. 

During the early ages of Christianity, 
when its promulgation among the barba- 



rous Celts and Gauls had to contend with 
the many obstacles which their ignorance 
and superstition presented, it is very 
probable that the clergy, when they were 
unable entirely to abolish pagan rites, 
would endeavour, as far as possible, to 
twist them into something of a Christian 
cast ; and of the turn which many heathen 
ceremonies thus received, abundant in- 
stances are afforded in the Romish 
church. 

The performance of religious MYSTE- 
RIES, which continued for a long period, 
seems to have been accompanied with 
much licentiousness, and undoubtedly 
was grafted upon the stock of pagan ob- 
servances. It was discovered, how- 
ever, that the purity of the Christian reli- 
gion could not tolerate them, and they 
were succeeded by the MORALITIES, the 
subjects of which were either historical, or 
some existing abuse, that it was wished 



* The name of some horse. 



t The name of another horse. 



I The name of a cow. 



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to aim a blow at. Of this we have an in- 
teresting instance in an account given by 
sir William Eure, the envoy of Henry 
the Eighth to James the Fifth, in a letter 
to the lord privy seal of England, dated 
26th of January 1 540, on the performance 
of a play, or morality, written by the cele- 
brated sir David Lindsay. It was enti- 
tled The Satire of the Three Estates, and 
was performed at Linlithgow, " before 
the king, queene, and the whole counsaill, 
spirituall and temporall," on the feast of 
Epiphany. It gives a singular proof of 
the liberty then allowed, by king James 
and his court witnessing the exhibition of 
a piece, in which the corruptions of the 
existing government and religion were 
treated with the most satirical severity. 

The principal dramatis persona were a 
king, a bushop, a burges man, " armed in 
harness, with a swerde drawn in his 
hande," a poor man, and Experience, 
" clede like ane doctor." The poor man 
(who seems to have represented the peo- 
ple) "looked at the king, and said he was 
not king in Scotland, for there was an- 
other king in Scotland that hanged Johne 
Armstrong with his fellows, Sym the 
laird, and mony other mae." He then 
makes ' a long narracione of the oppres- 
sion of the poor by the taking of the corse- 
presaunte beits, and of the herrying of 
poor men by the consistorye lawe, and of 
mony other abusions of the spiritualitie 
and church. Then the bushop raised and 
rebuked him, and defended himself. Then 
the man of arms alleged the contrarie, and 
commanded the poor man to go on. The 
poor man proceeds with a long list of the 
bushop's evil practices, the vices of clois- 
ters, &c. This is proved by EXPERIENCE, 
who, from a New Testament, showes the 
office of a bishop. The man of arms and 
burges approve of all that was said against 
the clergy, and allege the expediency of a 
reform, with the consent of parliament. 
The bushop dissents. The man of arms 
and burgea said they were two and he but 
one, wherefore their voice should have the 
most effect. Thereafter the king in the 
play ratified, approved, and confirmed all 
that was rehearsed." 

None of the ancient religious observ- 
ances, which have escaped, through the 
riot of time and barbarism, to our day, 
have occasioned more difficulty than that 
which forms the subject of these remarks. 
It is remarkable, that in all disputed ety- 
mological investigations, a number of 
words got as explanatory, are so pro- 



vokingly improbable, that decision is ren- 
dered extremely difficult. With no term 
is this more the case, than HOGMENAY. So 
wide is the field of conjecture, as to the 
signification of this word, that we shall 
not occupy much space in attempting to 
settle which of the various etymologies is 
the most correct. 

Many complaints were made to the 
Gallic synods of the great excesses com- 
mitted on the last night of the year and 
first of January, by companies of both 
sexes dressed in fantastic habits, who ran 
about with their Christmas boxes, calling 
tire lire, and begging for the lady in the 
straw both money and wassels. The chief 
of these strollers was called Rollet Follet. 
They came into the churches during the 
vigils, and disturbed the devotions. A 
stop was put to this in 1598, at the repre- 
sentation of the bishop of Angres ; but 
debarred from coming to the churches, 
they only became more licentious, and 
went about the country frightening the 
people in their houses, so that the legisla- 
ture having interfered, an end was put to 
the practice in 1668. 

The period during the continuance of 
these festivities corresponded exactly with 
the present daft days, which, indeed, is 
nearly a translation of their French name 
f$tes de fous. The cry used by the ha- 
chelettes during the sixteenth century has 
also a striking resemblance to the still 
common cry " hogmenay trololay gi'us 
your white bread and nane o' your grey," 
it being " au gui menez, Rollet Follet, au 
gui menez, tire" lire, mainte du blanc et 
point du bis." 

The word Rollet is, perhaps, a corrup- 
tion of the ancient Norman invocation of 
their hero, Rollo. Gui, however, seems to 
refer to the druidical custom of cutting 
branches from the mistletoe at the close of 
the year, which were deposited in the 
temples and houses with great ceremony. 
A supposition has been founded upon 
the reference of this cry to the birth of our 
Saviour, and the arrival of the wise men 
from the east ; of whom the general belief 
in the church of Rome is, that they were 
three in number. Thus the language, as 
borrowed from the French may be " hom- 
me est ne, trois rois allois !" A man is 
born, three kings are come ! 

Others, fond of referring to the dark 
period of J;he Goths, imagine that this 
name had*ts origin there. Thus, minne 
was one of the cups drunk at the feast of 
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thenism, and oel is the general term for 
festival. The night before Yule was called 
hoggin-nott, or hogenat, signifying the 
slaughter night, and may have originated 
from the number of cattle slaughtered on 
that night, either as sacrifices, or in pre- 
paration for the feast on the following 
day. They worshipped the sun under the 
name Thor. Hence, the call for the ce- 
lebration of their sacrifices would be 
" Hogg-minne ! Thor ! oel ! oel !" Re- 
member your sacrifices, the feast of Thor ! 
the feast ! 

That the truth lies among these various 
explanations, there appears no doubt; we 
however turn to hogmenay among our- 
selves, and although the mutilated legend 
which we have to notice remains but as a 
few scraps, it gives an idea of the exist- 
ence of a custom which has many points 
of resemblance to that of France during 
the fetes dufous. It has hitherto escaped 
the attention of Scottish antiquaries. 

Every person knows the tenacious ad- 
herence of the Scottish peasantry to the 
tales and observances of auld lang syne. 
Towards the close of the year many super- 
stitions are to this day strictly kept up 
among the country people, chiefly as con- 
nected with their cattle and crops. Their 
social feelings now get scope, and while 
one may rejoice that he has escaped diffi- 
culties and dangers during the past year, 
another looks forward with bright antici- 
pation for better fortune in the year to 
come. The bannock of the oaten cake gave 
place a little to the currant loaf and bun, 
and the amories of every cottager have 
goodly store of dainties, invariably includ- 
ing a due proportion of Scotch drink. The 
countenances of all seem to say 

" Let mirth abound ; let social cheer 
Invest the dawnin' o' the year, 
Let blithsome Innocence appear 

To crown our joy, 
Nor envy wi' sarcastic sneer, 

Our bliss destroy. 

When merry Yuleday comes, I trow 
You'll scantlings find a hungry mou ; 
Sma* are our cares, our stomacks fu* 

O' gusty gear 
An' kicksliaws, strangers to our view 

Sin' fairnyear. 

Then tho' at odds wi' a' the warl, 
Among oursels we'll never quarrel 
Though discard gie a canker'd snarl 

To spoil our glee, 
As lang's there pith into the barrel 

We'll drink and gree !" 
Ferguson's Daft Days. 



It is deemed lucky to see the new moon 
with some money (silver) in tne pocket. 
A similar idea is perhaps connected with 
the desire to enter the new year rife 6* 
roughness. The grand affair among the 
boys in the town is to provide themselves 
v?iih fausse faces, or masks ; and those with 
crooked horns and beards are in greatest 
demand. A high paper cap, with one of 
their great grandfather's antique coats, 
then equips them as a guisard they thus 
go about the shops seeking their hogme- 
nay. In the carses and moor lands, how- 
ever, parties of guisards have long kept up 
the practice in great style. Fantastically 
dressed, and each having his character al- 
lotted him, they go through the farm 
houses, and unless denied entrance by 
being told that the OLD STYLE is kept, per- 
form what must once have been a con- 
nected dramatic piece. We have heard 
various editions of this, but the substance 
of it is something like the following : 

One enters first to speak the prologue 
in the style of the Chester mysteries, call- 
ed the Whitsun plays, and which appear 
to have been performed during the may- 
oralty of John Arneway, who filled that 
office in Chester from 1268 to 1276. It 
is usually in these words at present 

Rise up gudewife and shake your feathers ; 

Dinna think that we're beggars, 

We are bairns com'd to play 

And for to seek our hogmenay ; 

Redd up stocks, redd up stools, 

Here comes in a pack o' fools.* 

Muckle head and little wit stand behint the 
door, 

But sic a set as we are, ne'er were here be- 
fore. 

One with a sword, who corresponds 
with the Rollet, now enters and says : 

Here conies in the great king of Macedon, 
Who has conqtier'd all the world but Scot- 
land alone. 
When I came to Scotland my heart grew so 

cold 

To see a little nation so stout and so bold, 
So stout and so bold, so frank and so free I 
Call upon Galgacus to fight wi' me 

If national partiality does not deceive 
us, we think this speech points out the 
origin of the story to be the Roman in- 
vasion under Agricola, and the name of 
Galgacus (although Galacheus and Sain^ 

* The author of Waverly, in a note to the Abbot, 
mentions three Moralities played during the time of 
the reformation The Abbot of Unreason, The Bt) 
Bishop, and the Pepe o' Fools may not pack o'joolt 
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Lawrence are sometimes substituted, but 
most probably as corruptions) makes the 
famous struggle for freedom by the Scots 
under that leader, in the battle fought at 
the foot of the Grampians, the subject of 
this historical drama. 

Enter Galgacus. 
Here comes in Galgacus wha doesna fear 

my name ? 
Sword and buckler by my side, I hope to win 

the game ! 

They close in a sword fight, and in the 
"hash smash" the chief is victorious. 
He says : 
Down Jack ! down to the ground you must 

go 

Oh O ! what's this I've done ? 
I've killed my brother Jack, my father's 

only son ! 
Call upon the doctor. 

Enter Doctor (saying) 
Here comes in the best doctor that ever 
Scotland bred. 

Chief. What can you cure ? 
The doctor then relates his skill in sur- 
gery. 

Chief. What will ye tak to cure this 
man? 

Doctor. Ten pound and a bottle of 
wine. 

Chief. Will six not do ? 
Doctor. No, you must go higher. 
Chief. Seven? 

Doctor. That will not put on the pot, 
&c. 

A bargain however is struck, and the 
Doctor says to Jack, start to your feet and 
stand ! 

Jack. Oh hon, my back, I'm sairly 
wounded. 

Doctor. What ails your back ? 
Jack. There's a hole in't you may turn 
your tongue ten times round it ! 
Doctor. How did you get it? 
Jack. Fighting for our land. 
Doctor. How mony did you kill ? 
Jack. I killed a' the loons save ane, 
but he ran, he wad na stand. 

Here, most unfortunately, there is a 
" hole Vthe ballad,' a hiatus which irre- 
parably closes the door upon our keenest 
prying. During the late war with France 
Jack was made to say he had been " fight- 
ing the French," and that the loon who 
took leg bail was no less a personage than 
NAP. le grand ! Whether we are to re- 
gard this as a dark prophetic anticipation 
of what did actually take place, seems 



really problematical. The strange event- 
ful history however is wound up by the 
entrance of Judas with the bag. He says : 

Here comes in Judas Judas is my name, 
If ye pit nought sillar i'my bag, for gude- 

sake mind our wame ! 
When I gaed to the castle yett and tint at 

the pin, 
They keepit the keys o' the castle wa , and 

, wad na let me iu. 
I've been i' the east carse, 
I've been i* the west carse, 
IVe been i' the carse o' Cowrie, 
Where the clouds rain a' day wi' peas and 

wi' beans ! 
And the farmers theek houses wi' needles 

and prim! 

I've seen geese ga'in* on pattens ! 
And swine fleeing i' the air like peelings o' 

onions ! 
Our hearts are made o' steel, but our body's 

sma' as ware, 
If you've ouything to gi' us, stop it in there! 

This character in the piece seems to 
mark its ecclesiastical origin, being of 
course taken from the office of the betrayer 
in the New Testament ; whom, by the way, 
he resembles in another point ; as extreme 
jealousy exists among the party, this per- 
sonage appropriates to himself the contents 
of the bag The money and ivassel, which 
usually consists offarles of short bread, or 
cakes and pieces of cheese, are therefore 
frequently counted out before the whole. 

One of the guisards who has the best 
voice, generally concludes the exhibition 
by singing an " auld Scottish sang." The 
most ancient melodies only are consi- 
dered appropriate for this occasion, and 
many very fine ones are often sung that 
have not found their way into collections : 
or the group join in a reel, lightly tripping 
it, although encumbered with buskins of 
straw wisps, to the merry sound of the 
fiddle, which used to form a part of the 
establishment of these itinerants. They 
anciently however appear to have been ac- 
companied with a musician, who played 
the kythels, or stock-and-horn, a musical 
instrument made of the thigh bone of a 
sheep and the horn of a bullock. 

The above practice, like many customs 
of the olden time, is now quickly falling 
into disuse, and the revolution of a few 
years may witness the total extinction of 
this seasonable doing. That there does 
still exist in other places of Scotland the 
remnants of plays performed upon similar 
occasions, and which may contain many 
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noticed above, however, is the first which 
we remember of seeing noticed in a par- 
ticular manner. 

The kirk of Scotland appears formerly 
to have viewed these festivities exactly as 
the Roman church in France did in the 
sixteenth century ; and, as a proof of this, 
and of the style in which the sport was an- 
ciently conducted in the parish of Falkirk, 
we have a remarkable instance so late as 
the year 1 702. A great number of farmers' 
sons and farm servants from the " East 
Carse " were publicly rebuked before the 
session, or ecclesiastical court, for going 
about in disguise upon the last night of 
December that year, " acting things un- 
seemly ;" and having professed their sor- 
row for the sinfulness of the deed, were 
certified if they should be found guilty of 
the like in time coming, they would be 
proceeded against after another manner. 
Indeed the scandalized kirk might have 
been compelled to put the cutty stool in 
requisition, as a consequence of such pro- 
miscuous midnight meetings. 

The observance of the old custom of 
" first fits " upon New-year's day is kept 
up at Falkirk with as much spirit as any 
where else. Both Old and New Style 
have their " keepers," although many of 
the lower classes keep them in rather a 
" disorderly style." Soon as the steeple 
clock strikes the ominous tivelve, all is 
running, and bustle, and noise; hot-pints 
in clear scoured copper kettles are seen 
in all directions, and a good noggin to the 
well-known toast, " A gude new year, and 
a merry han'sel Monday," is exchanged 
among the people in the streets, as well 
as friends in the houses. On han'sel 
Monday O. S. the numerous colliers in 
the neighbourhood of the town liave a 
grand main of cocks ; but there is nothing 
in these customs peculiar to the season. 

Falkirk, 1825. J. W. R. 

ANNUAL JOCULAR TENURE. 

The following are recorded particulars 
of a whimsical custom in Yorkshire, by 
which a right of sheep-ivalk is held by the 
tenants of a manor : 

Hutton Conyers, Com, York. 

Near this town, which lies a few miles 
from Ripon, there is a large common, 
called Hutton Conyers Moor, whereof 
William Aislabie, esq. of Studley Royal, 
(lord of the manor of Hutton Conyers,) 
is lord of the soil, and on which there is a 



large coney-warren belonging to the lord. 
The occupiers of messuages and cottages 
within the several towns of Hutton Co- 
nyers, Baldersby, Rainton, Dishforth, and 
Hewick, have right of estray for their sheep 
to certain limited boundaries on the com- 
mon, and each township has a shepherd. 

The lord's shepherd has a preeminence 
of tending his sheep on every part of the 
common ; and wherever he herds the 
lord's sheep, the several other shepherds 
are to give way to him, and give up their 
hoofing-place, so long as he pleases to 
depasture the lord's sheep thereon. The 
lord holds his court the first day in the 
year, to entitle those several townships to 
such right of estray ; the shepherd of each 
township attends the court, and does 
fealty, by bringing to the court a large 
apple-pie, and a twopenny sweetcake, 
(except the shepherd of Hewick, who 
compounds by paying sixteen pence for 
ale, which is drank as after mentioned,) 
and a wooden spoon ; each pie is cut in 
two, and divided by the bailiff, one half 
between the steward, bailiff, and the te- 
nant of the coney-warren before men- 
tioned, and the other half into six parts, 
and divided amongst the six shepherds of 
the above mentioned six townships. In 
the pie brought by the shepherd of Rain- 
ton an inner one is made, filled with 
prunes. The cakes are divided in the 
same manner. The bailiff of the manor 
provides furmety and mustard, and deli- 
vers to each shepherd a slice of cheese 
and a penny roll. The furmety, well 
mixed with mustard, is put into an earthen 
pot, and placed in a hole in the ground, 
in a garth belonging to the bailiff's house; 
to which place the steward of the court, 
with the bailiff, tenant of the warren, and 
six shepherds, adjourn with their respective 
wooden spoons. The bailiff provides 
spoons for the stewards, the tenant of the 
warren, and himself. The steward first 
pays respect to the furmety, by taking a 
large spoonful, the bailiff has the next 
honour, the tenant of the warren next, 
then the shepherd of Hutton Conyers, and 
afterwards the other shepherds by regular 
turns ; then each person is served with a 
glass of ale, (paid for by the sixteen pence 
brought by the Hetvick shepherd,) and the 
health of the lord of the manor is drank ; 
then they adjourn back to the bailiffs 
house, and the further business of the 
court is proceeded in. 

Each pie contains about a peck of 
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diameter, and as large as will go into the a plentiful dinner in the servants' hall ; 

mouth of an ordinary oven. The bailiff' and after dinner they also receive prizes 

of the manor measures them with a rule, " "" ' 

and takes the diameter ; and if they are 

not of a sufficient capacity, he threatens 

to return them, and fine the town. If 

they are large enough, he divides them 

with a rule and compasses into four equal 

parts ; of which the steward claims one, 

the warrener another, and the remainder 

Li divided amongst the shepherds. In 

respect to the furmety, the top of the dish 

in which it is put is placed level with the 

surface of the ground ; all persons present 

are invited to eat of it, and those who do 

not, are not deemed loyal to the lord. 

Every shepherd is obliged to eat of it, and 

for that purpose is to take a spoon in his 

pocket to the court ; for if any of them 

neglect to carry a spoon with him, he is 

to lay him down upon his belly, and sup _ . . - -_ 

the furmety with his face to the pot or On the head of each bald P ated tree - 

dish at which time it is usual by way of Now wild duck and wid abound 

sport, for some of the bystanders to dip Snipes sit by the half frozen rills 

his face into the furmety; and sometimes Where woodcocks are frequently found, 

a shepherd, for the sake of diversion, will That sport such amazing long bills. 

purposely leave his spoon at home.* 

The winds blow out shrilly and hoarse, 

And the rivers are choking with ice ; 
And it comes as a matter of course, 
That Wallsends are rising in price. 



for their good conduct as teachers, and 
their diligence as scholars. 

I am, &c. 

J.S. 

ODE TO THE NEW YEAR. 
BY 

A Gentleman of Literary Habits and Means. 
For the Every-day Book. 

All hail to the birth of the year, 
See golden haired Phoebus afar ; 
Prepares to renew his career, 
And is mounting his dew spangled car. 

Stern Winter congeals every brook, 
That murmured so lately with glee ; 
And places a snowy peruke, 



NEW-YEAR S DAY IN SUSSEX. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

A practice which well deserves to be 
known and imitated is established at 
Maresfield-park, Sussex, the seat of sir 
John Shelley, bart. M. P. Rewards are 
annually given on New-year's day to such 
of the industrious poor in the neighbour- 
hood as have not received parish relief, 
and have most distinguished themselves 
by their good behaviour and industry, the 
neatness of their cottages and gardens, 
anil their constant attendance at church, 
&c. The distribution is made by lady 
Shelley, assisted by other ladies ; and it 
is gratifymg to observe the happy effects 
upon the character and disposition of the 
poor people with which this benevolent 
practice has been attended during the few 
years it has been established. Though 
the highest reward does not exceed two 
guineas, yet it has excited a wonderful 
spirit of emulation, and many a strenuous 
effort to avoid receiving money from the 
parisn. Immediately as the rewards are 
given, all (he children belonging to the 
Sunday-school and national-school lately 
established in the parish, are set down to 

* Bloum's Dug. Antiq. by Beckwith. 



Alas ! for the poor ! as unwilling 
I gaze on each famishing group ; 
I never miss giving a shilling, 
To the parish subscription for soup. 

The wood pigeon, sacred to love, 
Is wheeling in circles on high ; 
How charming he looks in the grove ' 
How charming he looks in the pie ' 

Now gone is St. Thomas's day, 
The shortest, alas ! in the year. 
And Christmas is hasting away, 
With its holly and berries and beer, 

And the old year for ever is gone, 
With the tabor, the pipe, and the dance ; 
And gone is our collar of brawn, 
And gone is the mermaid to France. 

The scythe and the hour glass of time, 
Those fatal mementos of woe, 
Seem to utter in accents sublime, 
" We are all of us going to go !" 



We are truly and agreeably informet 
by the " Mirror of the Months," thai 
" Now periodical works put on their best 
attire ; the old ones expressing their deter- 
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ones to become old ; and each makes a 
point of putting forth the first of some 
pleasant series (such as this, for example !), 
which cannot fail to fix the most fugitive 
of readers, and make him her own for 
another twelve months at least." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 

Under this head it is proposed to place 
the " Mean temperature of every day in 
the Year for London and its environs, on 
an average of Twenty Years," as deduced 
by Mr. Howard, from observations com- 
mencing with the year 1797, and ending 
with 1816. 

For the first three years, Mr. Howard's 
observations were conducted at Plaistow, 
a village about three miles and a half 
N. N. E. of the Royal Observatory at 
Greenwich, four miles E. of the edge of 
London, with the Thames a mile and a 
half to the S., and an open level country, 
for the most part well-drained land, 
around it. The thermometer was attached 
to a post set in the ground, under a Por- 
tugal laurel, and from the lowness of this 
tree, the whole instrument was within 
three feet of the turf; it had the house 
and offices, buildings of ordinary height, to 
the S. and S.E. distant about twenty yards, 
but was in other respects freely exposed. 

For the next three years, the observa- 
tions were made partly at Plaistow and 
partly at Mr. Howard's laboratory at 
Stratford, a mile and a half to the N.W., 
on ground nearly of the same elevation. 
The thermometer had an open N. W. 
exposure, at six feet from the ground, 
close to the river Lea. 

The latter observations were made at 
Tottenham-green, four miles N. of London, 
which situation, as the country to the N. W. 
especially is somewhat hilly and more 
wooded, Mr. Howard considers more 
sheltered than the former site; the elevation 
of the ground is a trifle greater, and the 
thermometer was about ten feet from the 
general level of the garden before it, with 
a very good exposure N., but not quite 
enough detached from the house, having 
been affixed to the outer door-case, in a 
frame which gave it a little projection, 
and admitted the air behind it. 

On this day, then, the average of these 
twenty years' observations gives 

Mean Temperature ... 36-57. 



It is, further, proposed to notice certain 
astronomical and meteorological pheno- 
mena ; the migration and singing of 
birds ; the appearance of insects ; the 
leafing and flowering of plants ; and other 
particulars peculiar to animal, vegetable, 
and celestial existences. These observa- 
tions will only be given from sources 
thouMighly authentic, and the authorities 
will be subjoined. Communications for 
this department will be gladly received. 



Sanuarp 2. 

St. Concord. 

Is said, by his English biographer Butler, 
to have been a sub-deacon in a desert, 
martyred at Spoletto, about the year 178 ; 
whereto the same biographer adds, " In 
the Roman Martyrology his name occurs 
on the first, in some others on the second 
of January." The infallible Roman church, 
to end the discord, rejects the authority 
of the " Roman Martyrology," and keeps 
the festival of Concord on the second of 
January. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 92. 

Sfamtarp 3 

THE RIDDLE OF THE YEAR, 

By Cleobnlus. 

There is a father with twice six sons ; 
these sons have thirty daughters a-piece, 
party-coloured, having one cheek white 
and the other black, who never see each 
other's face, nor live above twenty-four 
hours. 

Cleobulus, to whom this riddle is attri- 
buted, was one of the seven wise men of 
Greece, who lived about 570 years before 
the birth of Christ, 

Riddles are of the highest antiquity; 
the oldest on record is in the book of 
Judges xiv. 14 18. We are told by 
Plutarch, that the girls of his times worked 
at netting or sewing, and the most inge- 
nious " made riddles." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . . 35 60. 



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Sfanuarp 4. 

Prepare for Twelftf^day. 
The " Mirror of the Months," a reflector 
of " The Months" by Mr. Leigh Hunt, 
enlarged to include other objects, adopts, 
" Above all other proverbs, that which 
says, ' There's nothing like the time pre- 
sent/ partly because * the time present ' 
is but a periphrasis for Now !" The se- 
ries of delightful things which Mr. Hunt 
links together by the word Now in his 
" Indicator," is well remembered, and his 
pleasant disciple tells us, " Now, then, 
the cloudy canopy of sea-coal smoke that 
hangs over London, and crowns her queen 
of capitals, floats thick and threefold ; for 
fires and feastings are rife, and everybody 
is either ' out ' or * at home ' every night. 
Now, if a frosty day or two does happen 
to pay us a flying visit, on its way to the 
North Pole, how the little boys make 
slides on the pathways, for lack of ponds, 
and, it may be, trip up an occasional 
housekeeper just as he steps out of his 
own door; who forthwith vows vengeance, 
in the shape of ashes, on all the slides in 
his neighbourhood, not, doubtless, out of 
vexation at his own mishap, and revenge 
against the petty perpetrators of it, but 
purely to avert the like from others I 
Now the bloom-buds of the fruit-trees, 
which the late leaves of autumn had con- 
cealed from the view, stand confessed, 
upon the otherwise bare branches, and, 
dressed in their patent wind-and-water- 
proof coats, brave the utmost severity of 
the season, their hard, unpromising out- 
sides, compared with the forms of beauty 
which they contain, reminding us of their 
friends the butterflies, when in the chry- 
salis state. Now the labour of the hus- 
bandman is, for once in the year, at a 
stand ; and he haunts the alehouse fire, 
or lolls listlessly over the half-door of the 
village smithy, and watches the progress 
of the labour which he unconsciously en- 
vies ; tasting for once in his life (without 
knowing it) the bitterness of that ennui 
which he begrudges to his betters. Now, 
melancholy-looking men wander * by 
twos and threes' through market-towns, 
with their faces as blue as the aprons that 
are twisted round their waists ; their in- 
effectual rakes resting on their shoulders, 
and a withered cabbage hoisted upon a 
pole ; and sing out their doleful petition 
of ' Pray remember the poor gardeners, 
who can get no work !' " 



Now, however, not to conclude mourn- 
fully, let us remember that the officers 
and some of the principal inhabitants of 
most parishes in London, preceded by 
their beadle in the full majesty of a full 
great coat and gold laced hat, with his 
walking staff of state higher than him- 
self, and headed by a goodly polished 
silver globe, go forth from the vestry 
room, and call on every chief parishioner 
for a voluntary contribution towards a 
provision for cheering the abode of the 
needy at this cheerful season : and now 
the unfeeling and mercenary urge " false 
pretences" upon " public grounds," with 
the vain hope of concealing their private 
reasons for refusing " public charity :" 
and notv, the upright and kind-hearted 
welcome the annual call, and dispense 
bountifully. Their prosperity is a blessing. 
Each scattereth and yet increaseth ; their 
pillows are pillows of peace ; and at the 
appointed time, they lie down with their 
fathers, and sleep the sleep of just men 
made perfect, in everlasting rest. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 36- 42. 



TWELFTH-DAY EVE. 

Agricultural Custom. 
In the parish of Pauntley, a village on 
the borders of the county of Gloucester, 
next Worcestershire, and in the neigh- 
bourhood, " a custom, intended to pre- 
vent the smut in wheat, in some respect 
resembling the Scotch Beltein, prevails." 
" On the eve of Twelfth-day all the ser- 
vants of every farmer assemble together 
in one of the fields that has been sown 
with wheat. At the end of twelve lands, 
they make twelve fires in a row with 
straw ; around one of which, made larger 
than the rest, they drink a cheerful glass 
of cyder to their master's health, and suc- 
cess to the future harvest ; then, returning 
home, they feast on cakes made of cara- 
ways, &c. soaked in cyder, which they 
claim as a reward for their past labours in 
sowing the grain.''* 



Credulity and Incredulity. 
In the beginning of the year 1825, the 
flimsiest bubbles of the most bungling 

* Rudge's Gloucester. 



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projectors obtained the public confidence; 
at the close of the year that confidence 
was refused to firms and establishments 
of unquestionable security. Just before 
Christmas, from sudden demands greatly 
beyond the amounts which were ready 
for ordinary supply, bankers in London 
of known respectability stopped pay- 
ment ; the panic became general through- 
out the kingdom, and numerous country 
banks failed, the funds fell, Exchequer 
bills were at a heavy discount, and public 
securities of every description suffered 
material depression. This exigency ren- 
dered prudence still more circumspect, 
and materially retarded the operations 
of legitimate business, to the injury of all 
persons engaged in trade. In several 
manufacturing districts, transactions of 
every kind were suspended, and manu- 
factories wholly ceased from work. 

EXCHEQUER BILLS. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, , 

As just at this time it may be interest- 
ing to many of your readers, to know the 
origin of Exchequer bills; I send you the 
following account 

In the years 1696 and 1697, the silver 
currency of the kingdom being, by clip- 

Sing, washing, grinding, filing, &c. re- 
uced to about half its nominal value, 
acts of parliament were passed for its 
being called in, and re-coined ; but 
whilst the re-coinage was going on ex- 
chequer bills were first issued, to supply 
the demands of trade. The quantity of 
silver re-coined, according to D'Avenant, 
from the old hammered money, amount- 
ed to 5,725,933^. It is worthy of remark, 
that through the difficulties experienced 
by the Bank of England (which had been 
established only three years,) during the 
re-coinage, they having taken the clipped 
silver at its nominal value, and guineas 
at an advanced price, bank notes were in 
1697 at a discount of from 15 to 20 per 
cent. "During the re-coinage," says 



treasure, which the war and our losses at 
sea had drawn out of the nation." 

I am, &c. 
J. G. 



THE CHRISTMAS DAYS. 
A Family Sketch. 

Bring me a garland of holly, 

Rosemary, ivy, and bays ; 
Gravity's nothing but folly, 

Till after the Christmas day 

Fill out a glass of Bucellas ; 

Here ! boys put the crown on my 

head : 

Now, boys ! shake hands be good fel- 
lows, 
And all be good men when I'm dead. 

Come, girls, come ! now for your kisses. 

Hearty ones louder loud louder ' 
How Fm surrounded with blisses ! 

Proud men may here see a prouder. 

Now, you rogues, go kiss your mother : 
Ah ! ah ! she won't let you ? pho ! 

pho ! 
Gently there, there now ! don't smo 

ther : 
Old lady ! come, now I'll kiss you. 

Here take the garland, and wear it ; 

' Nay, nay ! ' but you must, and you 

shall ; 
For, here's suck a kiss! come, don't fear it; 

If you do turn round to the wall. 

A kiss too for Number Eleven, 

The Newcome the young Christmas 

berry 

My Alice ! who makes my girls seven, 
And makes merry Christmas more 
merry. 

Another good glass of Bucellas, 
While I've the crown on my head ; 

Laugh on my good girls, and good fel- 
lows, 
Till it's off then off to bed. 



D'Avenant, "all great dealings were 
transacted by tallies, bank-bills, and gold- 
smiths' notes. Paper credit did not only 
supply the place of running cash, but December 30, 1825. 
greatly multiplied the kingdom's stock ; 
for tallies and bank-bills did to many 
uses serve as well, and to some better than 
gold and silver ; and this artificial wealth 
which necessity had introduced, did 
make us less feel the want of that real 



Hey ! now, for the Christmas holly, 

Rosemary, ivy, and bays ; 
Gravity's nothing but folly, 

Till after the Christmas days. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature. . . 37 47. 



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The bean found out, and monarch crown d, 
He dubs a fool, and sends him round, 
To raise the frolic when it's low 
Himself commands the wine to flow. 
Each watches for the king to quaff, 
When, all at once, up springs the laugh ; 
They cry " The king drinks !" and away 
They shout a long and loud huzza! 
And when it's ended conies the dance, 
And thus is Twelfth-night spent in France. 



Sanuarp 6. 

Epiphany. Old Chrtstmas-dav. 
Holiday at the Public-offices. 

TWELFTH-DAY. 

It is only in certain rural parts of 
France that the merriments represented 
above still prevail. The engraving is 
from an old print, " I. Marriette ex." 
inscribed as in the next column. 



" L'HlVER. 

Les Divertissements du Roi-boit. 

Loin dicy mille soins facheux, 
Que porte avec soy la coronne ; 
Celle qua table Bacrhus donne 
Ne fit Jamais de malheureux." 

This print may be regarded a faithful 
picture of the almost obsolete usage. 



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During the holidays, and especially on 
Twelfth-night, school-boys dismiss " the 
cares and the fears" of academic rule ; or 
they are regarded but as a passing cloud, 
intercepting only for an instant the sun- 
shine of joy wherewith their sports are 
brightened. Gerund-grinding and pars- 
ing are usually prepared for at the last 



moment, until when " the master's chair" 
is only u remembered to be forgotten." 
There is entire suspension of the autho- 
rity of that class, by whom the name of 
" Busby" is venerated, till " Black Mon- 
day" arrives, and chaises and stages con- 
vey the young Christmas-keepers to the 
" seat of government." 




n. 54. 



29n 



Him ! sui generis, alone, 

Busby ! the great substantive noun ! 

Whose look was lightning, and whose word 

Was thunder to the boys who heard, 

Is, as regards his long vocation, 

Pictured by this his great location. 

Look on it well, boys, and digest 

The symbols ! learn and shun the rest ! 



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The name of Busby '.not the musical 
d octor,but a late magisterial doctor of West- 
minster school celebrated for severe dis- 
cipline, is a "word of fear" to all living 
who know his fame ! It is perpetuated 
by an engraved representation of his 



morning, fell asleep in his memento ; and 
when he awoke, added, with aloud voice, 
The king drinketh." This mal-apropos 
exclamation must have proceeded from a 
foreign ecclesiastic : we have no account 
of the ceremony to which it refers having 

chairTsaYd^oTaVbeen designed by sir prevailed in merry England. 

Peter Lily, and presented by that artist 

to king Charles II. The arms, and each 

arm, are appalling ; and the import of the 

otherdevices are, or ought to be, known by 

every tyro. Every prudent person lays 

in stores before they are wanted, and Dr. 

Busby's chair may as well be " in the 

house" on Twelfth-day as on any other ; 

not as a mirth-spoiler, but as a subject 

which we know to-day that we have " by 

us," whereon to inquire and discuss at ~ 



An excellent pen-and-ink picture of 
"Merry England"* represents honest 
old Froissart, the French chronicler, as 
saying of some English in his time, that 
" they amused themselves sadly after the 
the fashion of their country ;" Hprpnn tho 



more convenient season. Dr. Busby was 
a severe, but not an ill-natured man. It 
is related of him and one of his scholars, 
that during the doctor's absence from his 
study, the boy found some plums ^ in it, 



whereon the 

portrayer of Merry England observes, 
" They have indeed a way of their own. 
Their mirth is a relaxation from gravity, 
a challenge to ' Dull Care' to ' be gone ;' 
and one is not always clear at first, whe- 
ther the appeal is successful. The cloud 
may still hang on the brow ; the ice may 
not thaw at once. To help them out in 
their new character is an act of charity. 



and being moved by lickerishness, began Any thing short of hanging or drowning 
to eat some ; first, however, he waggishly ig sometn i n g to begin with. They do not 
cried out, I publish the banns of matn- enter into their amu sements the less 
mony between my mouth and these Doggedly because they may plague others, 
plums; if any here present know just They like a thing the better for hitting 
cause or impediment why they should not them ft Qn the k nuc kies, for making their 
be united, you are to declare it, or here- 
after hold your peace ;" and then he ate. 
But the doctor had overheard the procla- 
mation, and said nothing till the next 
morning, when causing the boy to be 
" brought up," and disposed for punish- 



blood tingle. They do not dance or 
sing, but they make good cheer ' eat, 
drink, and are merry. 7 No people are 
fonder of field-sports, Christmas gambols, 
1 or practical jests. Blindman's - buff, 
hunt-the-slipper, hot-cockles, and snap- 



ment, he grasped the well-known instru- 
ment, and said, " I publish the banns of 
matrimony between this rod and this boy: 
if any of you know just cause or impedi- ......... ____________ 

ment why they should not be united, you pi ura -p U{ J(iing, the spiced ale and roasted 
" - 



dragon, are all approved English games, 

publish the banns ot ^^ Q f i au gh a ble surprises and ' hair- 
breadth 'scapes/ and serve to amuse the 
winter fireside after the roast beef and 



are to declare it." The boy himself call- cra ^ thrown (hissing-hot) into the foam- 

ed out, "I forbid the banns!" "For i ng tankard. Punch (not the liquor, but 

what cause ?" inquired the doctor. " Be- tne p u pp e t) is not, I fear, of English ori- 

cause," said the boy, the parties are not gin . but there j s no p i ac e, I take it, where 

agreed !" The doctor enjoyed the vali- he finds himself more at home or meets a 

dity of the objection urged by the boy s more ; oyous welcome, where he collects 
wit, and the ceremony was not performed. 
This is an instance of Dr. Busby's admi- 



ration of talent : and let us hope, in be- 
half of its seasonableness here, that it was 
at Christmas time. 

The King drinks. 

We recur once more to this subject, for 
the sake of remarking that there is an ac- 
count of a certain curate, '' who having 
taken his preparations over evening, when 
all men cry (as the manner is) The king 
Jrinketh, chanting his masse the next 



greater crowds at the corners of streets, 
where he opens the eyes or distends the 
cheeks wider, or where the bangs and 



blows, the uncouth gestures, ridiculous 
anger and screaming voice of the chief 
performer excite more boundless merri- 
ment or louder bursts of laughter among 
all ranks and sorts of people. An Eng- 
lish theatre is the very throne of panto- 
mime ; nor do I believe that the gallery 
and boxes of Drury-lane or Covent-gar 



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den filled on the proper occasions with 
holiday folks (big or little) yield the palm 
for undisguised, tumultuous, inextinguish- 
able laughter to any spot in Europe. I 
do not speak of the refinement of the 
mirth (this is no fastidious speculation) 
but of its cordiality, on the return of these 
long-looked-for and licensed periods ; and 
I may add here, by way of illustration, 
that the English common people are a 
sort of grown children, spoiled and sulky, 
perhaps, but full of glee and merriment, 
when their attention is drawn off by some 
sudden and striking object. 

" The comfort, on which the English lay 
so much stress, arises from the same 
source as their mirth. Both exist by con- 
trast and a sort of contradiction. The 
English are certainly the most uncomfort- 
able of all people in themselves, and 
therefore it is that they stand in need of 
every kind of comfort and accommoda- 
tion. The least thing puts them out of 
their w<ty, and therefore every thing must 
be in its place. They are mightily of- 
fended at disagreeable tastes and smells, 
and therefore they exact the utmost neat- 
ness and nicety. They are sensible of 
heat and cold, and therefore they cannot 
exist, unless every thing is snug and 
warm, or else open and airy, where they 
are. They must have all appliances 
and means to boot.' They are afraid of 
interruption and intrusion, and therefore 
they shut themselves up in m-door enjoy- 
ments and by their own firesides. It is 
not that they require luxuries (for that 
implies a high degree of epicurean indulg- 
ence and gratification,) but they cannot 
do without their comforts ; that is, what- 
ever tends to supply their physical wants, 
and ward oif physical pain and annoy- 
ance. As they have not a fund of ani- 
mal spirits and enjoyments in themselves, 
they cling to external objects for support, 
and derive solid satisfaction from the ideas 
of order, cleanliness, plenty, property, 
and domestic quiet, as they seek for di- 
version from odd accidents and grotesque 
surprises, and have the highest possible 
relish not of voluptuous softness, but of 
hard knocks and dry blows, as one means 
of ascertaining their personal identity." 

Twelfth-day, in the times of chivalry, 
was observed at the court of England by 
grand entertainments and tournaments. 
The justings were continued till a period 
little favourable to such sports. 

In the reign of James I., when his son 



prince Henry was in the 16th year of his 
age, and therefore arrived to the period 
for claiming the principality of Wales and 
the duchy of Cornwall, it was granted to 
him by the king and the high court of 
parliament, and the 4th of June following- 
appointed for his investiture : "the Christ- 
mas before which," sir Charles Cornwallis 
says, " his highnesse, not onely for his 
owne recreation, but also that the world 
might know what a brave prince they 
were likely to enjoy, under the name of 
Meliades, lord of the isles, (an ancient 
title due to the first-borne of Scotland,) 
did, in his name, by some appointed for 
the same purpose, strangely attired, ac- 
companied with drummes and trumpets, 
in the presence, before the king and 
queene, and in the presence of the whole 
court, deliver a challenge to all knights of 
Great Britaine." The challenge was to 
this effect, " That Meliades, their noble 
master, burning with an earnest desire to 
trie the valour of his young yeares in 
foraigne countryes, and to know where 
vertue triumphed most, had sent them 
abroad to espy the same, who, after their 
long travailes in all countreyes, and re- 
turne," had nowhere discovered it, " save 
in the fortunate isle of Great Britaine : 
which ministrincr matter of exceeding joy 
to their young Meliades, who 'as they 
said) could lineally derive his pedegre'e 
from the famous knights of this isle, was 
the cause that he had now sent to present 
the first frurts of his chivalrie at his ma- 
jesties' feete ; then after returning with a 
short speech to her majestic, next to the 
earles, lords, and knights, excusing their 
lord in this their so sudden and shoi> 
warning, and lastly, to the ladies ; they, 
after humble delivery of their chartle con- 
cerning time, place, conditions, number 
of weapons and assailants, tooke their 
leave, departing solemnly as they entered." 
Then preparations brgan to be made 
for this great fight, and each, was happy 
who found himself admitted for a defend- 
ant, much more an assailant. " At last 
to encounter his highness, six assailants, 
and fifty-eight defendants, consisting of 
earles, barons, knights, and esquires, were 
appointed and chosen ; eight defendants 
to one assailant, every assailant being to 
fight by turnes eight severall times fight- 
ing, two every time with push and pike 
of sword, twelve strokes at a time ; after 
which, the barre for separation was to be 
let downe until a fresh onset." The sum- 
mons ran in these words : 



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" To our verie loving good ffreind sir 

Gilbert Houghton, knight, gea^e theis 

with speed : 

" After our hartie commendacions unto 
you. The prince, his highnes, hath 
comanded us tosignifie to you that whereas 
he doth intend to make a challenge in his 
owne person at the Barriers, with sixe 
other assistants, to bee performed some 
tyme this Christmas; and that he hath 
made choice of you for one of the defend- 
ants (whereof wee have comandement to 
give you knowledge), that theruppon you 
may so repaire hither to prepare yourselfe, 
as you may bee fitt to attend him. Here- 
unto expecting your speedie answer wee 
rest, from Whitehall this 25th of Decem- 
ber, 1609. Your very loving freindes, 
Notingham. | T.Suffolke. '| E.Worcester." 

On New-year's Day, 1610, or the day 
after, the prince's challenge was pro- 
claimed at court, and " his highnesse, in 
his own lodging, in the Christmas, did 
feast the carles, barons, and knights, as- 
sailants and defendants, untill the great 
Twelfth appointed night, on which this 
great fight was to be performed." 

On the 6th of January, in the evening, 
" the barriers" were held at the palace of 
Whitehall, in the presence of the king and 
queen, the ambassadors of Spain and 
Venice, and the peers and ladies of the 
land, with a multitude of others assembled 
in the "banqueting-house : at the upper 
end whereof was the king's chair of state, 
and on the right hand a sumptuous pa- 
vilion for the prince and his associates, 
from whence, " with great bravery and 
ingenious devices, they descended into 
the middell of the roome, and there the 
prince performed his first feats of armes, 
that is to say, at Barriers, against all 
conimers, being assisted onlie with six 
others, viz. the duke of Lenox, the earle 
of Arundell, the earle of Southampton, 
the lord Hay, sir Thomas Somerset, and 
sir Richard Preston, who was shortly after 
created lord Ding well." 

To answer these challengers came fifty- 
six earles, barons, knights, and esquiers. 
They were at the lower end of the roome, 
where was erected " a very delicat and 
pleasant place, where in privat manner 
they and their traine remained, which 
was so very great that no man imagined 
that the place could have concealed halfe 
so many. From thence they issued, in 
comely order, to the middell of the roome, 
where sate the king and the queene, and 
the court, " to behold the barriers, with 



the several showes and devices of each 
combatant." Every challenger fought 
with eight several defendants two several 
combats at two several weapons, viz. at 
push of pike, and with single sword, 
" The prince performed this challenge with 
wonderous skill and courage, to the great 
joy and admiration of the beholders," he 
" not being full sixteene yeeres of age 
untill the 19th of February." These feats, 
and other " triumphant shewes," began 
before ten o'clock at night, and continued 
until three o'clock the next morning, 
" being Sonday." The speeches at " the 
barriers" were written by Ben Jonson. 
The next day (Sunday) the prince rode in 
great pomp to convoy the king to St James*, 
whither he had invited him and all the 
court to supper, whereof the queen alone 
was absent ; and then the prince bestowed 
prizes to the three combatants best de- 
serving ; namely, the earl of Montgomery, 
sir Thomas Darey (son to lord Darey), 
and sir Robert Gourdon.* In this way 
the court spent Twelfth-night in 1610. 

On Twelfth-night, 1753, George II. 
played at hazard for the benefit of the 
groom porter. All the royal family who 
played were winners, particularly the 
duke of York, who won 3000/. The 
most considerable losers were the duke 
of Grafton, the marquis of Hartington, 
the earl of Holderness, earl of Ashburn- 
ham, and the earl of Hertford. The prince 
of Wales (father of George III.) with 
prince Edward and a select company, 
danced in the little drawing room till 
eleven o'clock, and then withdrew.-)- 

Old Christmas-day. 

According to the alteration of the 
style, OLD Christmas-day falls on 
Twelfth-day, and in distant parts is even 
kept in our time as the festival of the na- 
tivity. In 1753, Old Christmas-day was 
observed in the neighbourhood of Wor- 
cester by the Anti-Gregorians, full as 
sociably, if not so religiously, as formerly 
In several villages, the parishioners so 
strongly insisted upon having an Old- 
style nativity sermon, as they term it, 
that their ministers could not well avoid 
preaching to them : and, at some towns, 
where the markets are held on Friday, 
not a butter basket, nor even a Goose, 
was to be seen in the market-place the 
whole day.| 

* Mr. Nichols's Progresses of James I. 

t- Gentleman'* Magazine. t Ibid. 



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To heighten the festivities of Christmas, 
1825. the good folks of" London and its 
environs" were invited to Sadler's Wells, 
by the following whimsical notice, printed 
and distributed as a handbill 

< SOVEREIGNS WILL BETAKEN, 

during the Christmas holidays, and as long 
as any body will bring them to SADLER'S 
WELLS ; nay so little fastidious are the 
Proprietors of that delectable fascinating 
snuggery, that, however incredible it may 
appear, they, in some cases, have actually 
had the liberality to prefer Gold to Paper. 
Without attempting to investigate their 
motives for such extraordinary conduct, 
we shall do them the justice to say, they 
certainly give an amazing quantum o 
amusement, All in One Night, at the 
HOUSE ON THE HEATH, where, be- 
sides the THREE CRUMPIES, AND 
THE BARON AND HIS BROTHERS, 
an immense number of fashionables are 
expected on MERLIN'S MOUNT, and 
some of the first Cambrian families will 
countenanceHARLEQUIN CYMRAEG, 
in hopes to partake of the Living Leek, 
which being served up the last thing be- 
fore supper, will constitute a most excel- 
lent Christmas carminative, preventing 
the effects of night air on the crowds who 
will adorn this darling little edifice. In 
addition to a most effective LIGHT COM- 
PANY engaged here, a very respectably 
sized Moon will be in attendance to light 
home a greater number of Patrons than 
ever this popular petted Palace of Panto- 
mime is likely to produce. We say no- 
thing of warmth and comfort, acquired by 
recent improvements, because these mat- 
ters will soon be subjects of common con- 
versation, and omit noticing the happi- 
ness of Half-price, and the cheering qua- 
lities of the Wine-room, fearful of wound- 
ing in the bosom of the Manager that 
innate modesty which is ever the conco- 
mitant of merit ; we shall therefore con- 
clude, by way of invitation to the dubi- 
ous, in the language of an elegant writer, 
by asserting that the Proof of the Pud- 
ding it in VERBUM SAT." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature- - - 37 12. 



Sanuarg 7. 

1826. Distaff's Day* 

STANZAS ON THE NEW YEAR. 

I stood between the meeting years, 

The coming and the past, 
And I ask'd of the future one, 

Wilt thou be like the last ? 

The same in many a sleepless night. 

In many an anxious day ? 
Thank Heaven ! I have no prophet's eye 

To look upon thy way ! 

For Sorrow like a phantom sits 

Upon the last Year's close. 
How much of grief, how much of ill, 

In its dark breast repose I 

Shadows of faded Hopes flit by, 

And ghosts of Pleasures fled : 
How have they chang'd from what they 
were ! 

Cold, colourless, and dead. 

I think on many a wasted hour, 

And sicken o'er the void ; 
And many darker are behind, 

On worse than nought employ'd. 

Oh Vanity ! alas, my heart ! 

How widely hast thou stray d 
And misused every golden gift 

For better purpose made ' 

I think on many a once-loved friend 

As nothing to me now ; 
And what can mark the lapse of time 

As does an alter'd brow ? 

Perhaps 'twas but a careless word 
That sever'd Friendship's chain ; 

And angry Pride stands by each gap, 
Lest they unite again. 

Less sad, albeit more terrible, 

To think upon the dead, 
Who quiet in the lonely grave 

Lay down their weary head. 

For faith and hope, and peace, and trust, 

Are with their happier lot : 
Though broken is their bond of love, 

At least we broke it not. 

Thus thinking of the meeting years, 

The coming and the past, 
I needs must ask the future one, 

Wilt thou be like the last ? 

* See vol. i. p. 1 



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There came a sound, but not of speech, 

That to my thought replied, 
" Misery is the marriage-gift 

That waits a mortal bride : 

' But lift thine hopes from this base earth, 

This waste of worldly care, 
And wed thy faith to yon bright sky, 

For Happiness dwells there !" 

L. E. L * 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 85. 

Sanuarp 8, 

1826. First Sunday after Epiphany. 
CHRONOLOGY. 

Ou the 8th of January, 1753, died sir 
Thomas Burnet, one of the judges of the 
court of Common Pleas, of the gout in 
his stomach, at his house in Lincoln's-inn 
fields. He was the eldest son of the cele- 
brated Dr, Gilbert Burnet, bishop of 
Salisbury ; was several years consul at 
Lisbon; and in November, 1741, made 
one of the judges of the Common Pleas, 
in room of judge Fortescue, who was ap- 
pointed master of the rolls. On No- 
vember 23, 1745, when the lord chancellor, 
judges, and association of the gentlemen 
of the law, waited on his majesty with 
their address, on occasion of the rebellion, 
he was knighted. He was an able and up- 
right judge, and a great benefactor to the 
poor.f 

THE NEW YEAR NEW MOON 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

Encouraged by your various expres- 
sions of willingness to receive notices of 
customs not already " imprinted" in your 
first volume, I take the liberty of pre- 
senting the first of several which I have 
not yet seen in print. 

I am, sir, 

Your constant reader, 
Chelsea. J. Q. W. 



* New Monthly Magazine, January, 1826. 
t Gentleman's Magazine. 



MONEY AND THE MOON. 

Gentle reader, 

If thou art not over-much prejudiced 
by the advances of modernization, (I like 
a long new-coined word,) so that, even in 
these " latter days," thou dost not hesi- 
tate to place explicit reliance on ancient, 
yet infallible " sayings and doings/' (an- 
cient enough, since they have been handed 
down to us by our grandmothers and who 
would doubt the weight and authority of 
so many years ? and infallible enough, 
since they themselves absolutely believed 
in their " quite-correctness,") I will tell thee 
a secret well worth knowing, if that can 
be called a secret which arises out of a 
well-known and almost universal custom, 
at least, in " days of yore." It is neither 
more nor less than the possession through- 
out " the rolling year" of a pocket never 
without money. Is not this indeed a 
secret well worth knowing ? Yet the 
means of its accomplishment are exceed- 
ingly simple (as all difficult things are 
when once known.) On the first day of 
the first new moon of the new year, or so 
soon afterwards as you observe it, all that 
you have to do is this : on the first 
glance you take at " pale Luna's silvery 
crest" in the western sky, put your hand 
in your pocket, shut your eyes, and turn 
the smallest piece of silver coin you pos- 
sess upside down in your said pocket. 
This will ensure you (if you will but trust 
its infallibility!) throughout the whole 
year that " summum bonum " of earthly 
wishes, a pocket never empty. If, how- 
ever, you neglect, on the first appearance 
of the moon, your case is hopeless ; never- 
theless and notwithstanding, at a future 
new moon you may pursue the same 
course, and it will be sure to hold good 
during the then current month, but not a 
" whit" longer. 

This mention of the new moon and its 
crest brings to mind a few verses I wrote 
some time ago, and having searched my 
scrap-book, (undoubtedly not such a one 
as Geoffery Crayon's,} I copied them from 
thence, and they are heie under. Although 
written in the " merry merry month 
of May," they may be read in the " dreary 
dark December," for every new moon 
presents the same beautiful phenomenon. 



A Simile. 

Hast thou ne'er marked, when first the crescent moon 

Shines faintly in the western horizon, 

O'er her whole orb a slight soft blush o'erspread, 



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As though she were abashed to be thus seen 

From the sun's couch with silver steps retreating ? 

Hast thou ne'er marked, that when by slow degrees, 

Night after night, her crescent shape is lost, 

And steadily she gains her stores of light, 

Till half her form resplendently proclaims 

An envious rival to the stars around 

Then mark'st thou not, that nought of her sweet blush 

Remains to please the gazer's wistful sight, 

And that she shines increasingly in strength, 

Till she is fulLorb'd, mistress of the sky? 

So is it with the mind, when silently 

Into the young heart's void steals timorous love. 

Then enter with it fancy's fairy dreams, 

Visions of glory, reveries of bliss ; 

And then they come and go, till comes, alas ! 

Knowledge, forced on us, of the " world without !" 

How soon these scenes of beauty disappear ! 

How soon fond thought sinks into nothingness ! 

How soon the mind discovers that true bliss 

Reposes not on sublunary things, 

But is alone when passion's blaze is o'er 

In that high happy sphere, where love's supreme. 



Here it may not be out of place to en- 
deavour to describe, as familiarly as pos- 
sible, the cause of the lunar appearance. 



justices at Westminster-hall, for personat- 
ing various characters and names, and 
defrauding numbers of people, in order to 



Hold a piece of looking-glass in a ray of support his extravagance. It appeared 



sunshine, and then move a small ball 
through the reflected ray : it is easy to 
conceive that both sides will be illumined ; 
that side towards the sun by the direct 
sunbeam, and the side towards the mirror, 
though less powerfully, by the reflected 
sunbeam. In a somewhat similar manner, 
the earth supplies the place of the mirror, 
and as at every new moon, and for several 
days after the moon is in that part of her 
orbit between the earth and the sun, the 
rays of the sun are reflected from the 
earth to the dark side of the moon, and 
consequently to the inhabitants of that 
part of the moon, (if any such there be, 
and query why should there not be such ?) 
the earth must present the curious appear- 
ance of a full moon of many times the 
diameter which ours presents. 

J. O. W. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . <. 36 05. 

Sanuarp 9. 

1826. Plough Monday. 
The first Monday after Twelfth day.* 



by the evidence, that he had cheated a 
tailor of a suit of velvet clothes, trimmed 
with gold; a jeweller of upwards of 100/. 
in rings and watches, which he pawned ; 
a coachmaker of a chaise ; a carver and 
cabinet-maker of household goods ; a 
hosier, hatter, and shoemaker, and, in 
short, some of almost every other business, 
to the amount of a large sum. He some- 
times appeared like a gentleman attended 
with livery servants ; sometimes as a no- 
bleman's steward ; and, in the summer 
time, he travelled the west of England, in 
the character of Doctor Rock ; and, at the 
same time, wrote to London for goods, in 
the names of the Rev. Laroche, and the 
Rev. Thomas Strickland. The evidence 
was full against him ; notwithstanding 
which, he made a long speech in his own 
defence. He was sentenced to six months' 
hard labour in Bridewell, and, within that 
time, to be six times publicly whipped. 

Such offences are familiar to tradesmen 
of the present times, through many perpe- 
trators of the like stamp ; but all of them 
are not of the same audacity as Stroud, 
who, in the month following his convic- 
tion, wrote and published his life, wherein 
he gives a very extraordinary account of 



CHRONOLOGY. - . 

On the 9th of January, 1752, William hls adventures, but passes slightly over 

Stroud was tried before the bench o or palliates his blackest crimes " 

_ bred a haberdasher of small 

* See vol. i. p. 7 . Fleet- 



He was 
wares in 
feet, married his mistress's sister 



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48 



before his apprenticeship determined, set 
up in the Poultry, became a bankrupt, in 
three months got his certificate signed, 
and again set up in Holborn , where he 
lived but a little while before he was 
thrown into the King's Bench for debt, 
and there got acquainted with one Play- 
stowe, who gradually led him into scenes 
of fraud, which he afterwards imitated. 
Playstowe being a handsome man, usually 
passed for a gentleman, and Stroud for 
his steward ; at last the former, after many 
adventures, married a girl with 4000/., 
flew to France, and left Stroud in the 
lurch, who then retired to Yorkshire, and 
lived some time with his aunt, pretending 
his wife was dead, and he was just on the 
brink of marrying advantageously, when 
his real character was traced. He then 
went to Ireland, passed for a man of 
fashion, hired an equipage, made the most 
of that country, and escaped to London. 
His next grand expedition was to the 
west of England, where he still personated 
the man of fortune, got acquainted with a 
young lady, and pursued her to London, 
where justice overtook him ; and, instead 
of wedlock, bound him in the fetters of 
Bridewell. 

On the 24th of June, 1752, Stroud re- 
ceived " his last and severest whipping, 



from the White Bear to St. James's church 
Piccadilly."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . . 36-12. 

Sannarp 10. 

Winter in London. 

On the 10th of January, 1812, it is 
observed, that London was this day in- 
volved, for several hours, in palpable 
darkness. The shops, offices, &c., were 
necessarily lighted up ; but, the streets not 
being lighted as at night, it required nc 
small care in the passenger to find his 
way, and avoid accidents. The sky 
where any light pervaded it, showed the 
aspect of bronze. Such is, occasionally, 
the effect of the accumulation of smoke 
between two opposite gentle currents, or 
by means of a misty calm. The fuliginous 
cloud was visible, in this instance, from a 
distance of forty miles. Were it not for 
the extreme mobility of our atmosphere, 
this volcano of a hundred thousand mouths 
would, in winter, be scarcely habitable !f 

* Gentleman's Magazine, 
t Howard on Climate, 



Winter in the Country. 

All out door work 

Now stands ; the waggoner, with wisp-wound feet, 
And wheelspokes almost filled, his destined stage 
Scarcely can gain. O'er hill, and vale, and wood, 
Sweeps the snow-pinioned blast, and all things veils 
In white array, disguising to the view 
Objects well known, now faintly recognised. 
One colour clothes the mountain and the plain, 
Save where the feathery flakes melt as they fall 
Upon the deep blue stream, or scowling lake, 
Or where some beetling rock o'erjutting hangs 
Above the vaulty precipice's cove. 
Formless, the pointed cairn now scarce o'ertops 
The level dreary waste ; and coppice woods, 
Diminished of their height, like bushes seem. 
With stooping heads, turned from the storm, the flocks 
Onward still urged by man and dog-, escape 
The smothering drift ; while, skulking at a side, 
Is seen the fox, with close downfolded tail, 
Watching his time to seize a straggling prey j 
Or from some lofty crag he ominous howls, 
And makes approaching night more dismal aM. 



Grahamc. 



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in fyt C&arartfr of JHr. ifeton. 



" Just popp'd in, you know !" 



LETTER 

from 
PA U L PRY. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

I hope I don't intrude I have 
called at Lud gate-hill a great many 
times to see you, and made many kind 
inquiries, but I am always informed you 
are " not at home ;" and what's worse, I 
never can learn when you'll be " at home ;" 
I'm constantly told, " it's very uncertain." 
This looks very odd; I don't think it 
correct. Then again, on asking your 
people what the Every-Day Book is all 
about ? they say it's about every thing ; 
but that you know is no answer is it ? 
I want something more than that. When 
I tell 'em so, and that I'm so much en- 
gaged I haven't time to read, they say the 
book is as useful to people engaged in 
business as to people out of business as 



if / was in business ! I wish to acquaint 
every body, that I am not in business, and 
never was in business, though I've a dea 
of business to do; but then it's for my 
own amusement, and that's nobody's 
business, you know as I also told 'em. 
They say it's impossible to describe the 
contents of the book, but that all the par- 
ticulars are in the Index ; that's just what 
I wanted ; but behold ! it is " not out" 
that is, it is not in I mean not in the 
book you take. Excuse my humorsome- 
ness : I only wish to know when I can 
get it ? They say in a few days, but, bless 
you, I don't believe 'em ; for though I let 
'em know I've a world of things to com- 
municate to you, when you've time to sec 
me, and let me ask you a few questions, 
they won't credit me, and why should I 
credit them I was not born yesterday, 
I assure you. I'm of a very ancient 
stock, and I've some notion you and I 
are kinsmen don't you think we are ? 
I dare say there's a likeness, for I'm sure 



51 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 10. 52 

we are of the same disposition ; if you again, I'll be Liston ! They shall be 

aren't, how can you find out so much matched, however, if you'll help me. I've 

" about every thing." If I can make out copied out my song, and if you'll print it 

that you are one of the Pry family, it will in the Every-Day Book, it will drive 'em 

be mutually agreeable won't it ? How mad. I wish, of all things, that Mr. 

people will stare won't they? Cruikshank could see me in the charactei 

I suppose you've heard how I've been of Liston he could hit me I know don't 

used by Mr. Lislon my private charac- you think he could ? just as I am 

ter exposed on the public stage, and the "quite correct" like he did "Guy Faux" 

whole town roaring at the whole of the last 5th of November. I never laughed 

Pry family. But we are neither to be so much in all my life as when I saw that. 

cried down nor laughed down, and so I'd Bless you, I can mimic Liston all to 

have let the play -goers know,if the managers nothing. Do get your friend George to 

had allowed me to sing a song on New- your house some day any day he likes 

year's night, in imitation of Mr. Liston it's all one to me, for I call every day ; 

when he's a playing me. Will you be- and as I'm an " every-day" man, you 

lieve it they burst out a laughing, and know, why you might pop me at the head 

would not let me go on the boards they of the song in your Every-Day Book 

said the audience would suppose me to be that's a joke you know I can't help 

the actor himself; what harm would that laughing so droll ! I've enclosed the 

have done the theatre? can you tell? song, you see. 
They said, it would hurt Mr. Liston's 

feelings never Considering mv feelings ! [The wish of this correspondent is complied with, 
It r . , ,, .,f . .1 c and the manner wherein, it is presumed, he would 

Jt ever 1 try to Serve them Or their theatre have sung the song, is hinted at parenthetically.] 

MR. PAUL FRY'S SONG, 

Intended to have been sung by him at the Theatre, 
In the Character of MR. LISTON, 

ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 

TUNE Mr. Liston's. 

(Pryingly} I hope I don't intrude ! 
{Fearfully.') I thought I heard a cough 
(Apologetically.} I hope I am not rude 
( Confidentially.} I say the Year's going off ! 



(Inquisitively.} Where can he be going to ? 
(Ruminatively} It's very odd ! it's serious ! 
(Self -satisf actively} I'm rather knowing too ! 
(Insinuatively.} But isn't it mysterious ? 

(Comfortably.} J Twas better than the other 
(Informingly.} The one that went before ; 
(Consolingly.} But then there'll be another 
( Delightedly} And that's one comfort more ! 

(Alarmedly} I'm half afraid he's gone I 
(Kindlily.} Must part with the old fellow ! 
(Hastily.} Excuse me I must run (Exit.} 
(Returns.} Forgot my umbrella. 

(Determinedly} I'll watch the new one though, 
(Circumspectly.} And see what he'll be at (Exit.} 
(Returns.} Beg pardon didn't bow (Bows and exit,} 
'Returns.} Bid pardon left my hat 



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(Lingeringfy.) It's always the wish of Paul, 
(Seriously.) To be quite correct and right 
(Respectfully.} Ladies and gentlemen all 
(Retreatingly.) I wish you very good night ! 

(Recollectlvely.) And ladies and gentlemen all ! 
(Inter jectively.} You laugh so much, I declare 
(Vexedly.} I'm not Mr. Listen ! I'm Paul / 
(Lastly.) I wish you a happy New Year \(Exit finally : 



If you print this in the Every-Day 
Book it will send Listen into fits it will 
kill him won't it ? But you know that's 
all right if he takes me off I've a right 
to take him off haven't I ? I say, that's 
another joke isn't it? Bless you, I 
co'd do as good as that for ever. But I 
want to see you, and ask you how you go 
on ? and I've lots of intelligence for you 
such things as never were known in 
this world all true, and on the very best 
authority, you may take my word for it. 
Several of my relations have sent you 
budgets. Though they know you won't 
publish their names unless they like it, 
they don't choose to sign 'em to 
their letters for private reasons, why 
don't you print 'em ? They cann't give up 
their authors you know, (that's impossi- 
ble,) but what does that signify ? And 
then you give 'em so much trouble to call 
and make inquiries not that they care 
about that, but it looks so. However, I'm 
in a great hurry and so you'll excuse me. 
Mind though I shall pop in every day 
till I catch you. I hope you'll print the 
song it's all my own writing, it will do 
for Listen, depend on it. What a joke 
isn't it a good one ? 

Pryory Place, Yours eternally, 
January 6, 1826. PAUL PRY. 

P. S. Don't forget the Index I want 
to learn all the particulars multum in 
parvo all quite correct. 

P. S. I'm told you've eleven children 
is it true ? What day shall you have an- 
other ? 
would 
don't 
curious. 



t true : w nat day snail you nave an- 
er ? _ to-day ? Twelfthrfay 1 that 
uld be zjoke wouldn't it? I hope I 
i't intrude. I don't wish to seem 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 07. 

Sfanuarp n. 

Feast Week. 

This is a term in many parts of Eng- 
and for an annual festivity celebrated on 



the occasion described in the subjoined 
communication. 

For the Every-Day Book. 

THE FEAST WEEK. 

This festival, so called, is supposed to 
be nearly coeval with the establishment 
of Christianity in this island. Every 
new church that was founded was dedi- 
cated to some peculiar saint, and was 
naturally followed by a public religious 
celebration, generally on the day of that 
saint, or on the Sunday immediately fol- 
lowing. Whatever might be the origin, 
the festival part is still observed in most 
of the villages of several of the midland 
and other counties. It is a season much 
to be remembered, and is anticipated 
with no little pleasure by the expecting 
villagers. The joyful note of preparation 
is given during the preceding week ; and 
the clash, and splash, and bustle of 
cleansing, and whitewashing, and dust- 
ing, is to be seen and heard in almost 
every cottage. Nor is the still more im- 
portant object of laying in a good solid 
supply for a hungry host of visitors for- 
gotten. Happy those who can command 
a ham for the occasion. This is a great 
favourite, as it is a cut-and-come-again 
dish, ready at hand at all times. But this 
is mostly with the tip-topping part. Few 
but can boast of a substantial plum- 
pudding ! And now the important day 
is arrived. The merry bells from the 
steeple announce the event ; and groups 
of friends and relations, not forgetting 
distant cousins and children, are seen 
making their way, long before the hour 
of dinner, to the appointed spot. This is 
Sunday ; and in the afternoon a portion 
of these strangers, clean and neatly 
dressed, are seen flocking to the village 
church, where the elevated band in the 
gallery, in great force both in noise and 
number, contribute lustily to their edifi- 
cation, and the clergyman endeavours to 
improve the solemnity of the occasion by 
an appropriate address. During the 
early part of the ensuing week, the feast 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 12. 



is kept up with much spirit : the village 
presents a holiday appearance, and open- 
housekeeping, as far as may be, is the 
order of the day ; the bells at intervals 
send forth an enlivening peal ; all work 
is nearly suspended ; gay stalls of ginger- 
bread and fruit, according to the season 
of the year, together with swings and 
roundabouts, spread out their allurements 
to the children ; bowls, quoits, and nine- 
pins, for the men ; and the merry dance in 
the evening, for the lasses. Fresh visitors 
keep dropping in ; and almost all who 
can make any excuse of acquaintance are 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35-62. 

Sfanuarp 12. 

Leeches unhurt by Frost. 
Among the cold-blooded animals whicl 
resist the effects of a low temperature, 
we may reckon the common leech, which 
is otherwise interesting to the meteorolo- 
gist, on account of its peculiar habits and 
movements under different states of the 
atmosphere. A group of these animals 
left accidentally in a closet without a fire, 



acknowledged, and are hospitably enter- du "ng the frost of 1816, not only sur- 
vived, but appeared to suffer no iniury 
from being locked up in a mass of ice for 
many days.* 



tained, according to the means of their 
village friends. As the week advances, 
these means gradually diminish ; and as 
an empty house has few attractions, by 
the end of the week the bustle ceases, 
and all is still and silent, as if it had 
never been. 



SWEEPING RHETORIC. 

Certain rewards allowed by act of 
parliament to firemen, turncocks, and 



Man naturally requires excitement and otl \ ei ; s .' wn fir st appear with their engines 

relaxation ; but "it is essentially necessary and im plements at premises sworn to be 

that they should be adapted to his situa- n ** were claimed at the public office, 

tion and circumstances. The feast week, Marlboroiigh-street, in this month, 1826, 

however alluring it may appear in descrip- and resist ed on the ground that the 

tion, is in reality productive of greater chimn ey, which belonged to a brewery, 

evil than good. The excitement lasts too and was more than ei g nt y feet high, was 

long, and the enjoyment, whatever it not > and COVL \d not be on fire. A witness 

may be, is purchased at the sacrifice of to **** end > 8 ave a lively specimen of 

too great expense. It is a well-known fam i liar statement and illustration. He 

fact, that many of the poor who have ^egan by telling the magistrate, that he 

exerted every effort to make this profuse, w . as a sweep-chimney by profession a 

but short-lived display, have scarcely P iece f information very unnecessary, for 
bread to eat for weeks after. But there was as black an d sooty a sweep as ever 

no alternative, if they expect to be mounte d a chimney-top, and then went 



received with the same spirit of hospitality 
by their friends. The alehouses, in the 
interim, are too often scenes of drunken- 
ness and disorder; and the labouring man 
who has been idle and dissipated for a 
week, is little disposed for toil and tem- 
perance the next. Here, then, the illu- 
sion of rural simplicity ends ! These 
things are managed much better where 
one fair day, as it is called, is set apart 
in each year, as is the case in many coun- 
ties ; the excitement, which is intense for 
ten or twelve hours, is fully sufficient for 
the purpose ; all is noise and merriment, 
and one general and -simultaneous burst 
and explosion, if it may be so expressed, 
takes place. You see groups of happy 
faces. Every one is willing " to laugh 
he knows not why, and cares not where- 
fore ;" and one day's gratification serves 
him for every days pleasing topic of re- 
ference for weeks to come. 

S. P. 



on in this fashion" This here man, 
(pointing to the patrol,) your wortship, 
has told a false affidavit. I knows that 
ere chimley from a hinfant, and she 
knows my foot as well as my own mother. 
The way as I goes up her is this I goes 
in all round the boiler, then I twistes in 
the chimley like the smoke, and then up 
I goes with the wind, for, your wortship, 
there's a wind in her that would blow you 
out like a feather, if you didn't know her 
as well as I do, and that makes me al- 
ways go to the top myself, because there 
isn't a brick in her that doesn't know my 
foot. So that you see, your wortship, no 
soot or blacks is ever in her : the wind 
won't let 'em stop : and besides they 
knows that I go up her regular. So that 
she always keeps herself as clean as a new 
pin. I'll be bound the sides of her is as 
clean this minute as I am (not saying 
much for the chimney); therefore, your 

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wortship, that ere man as saw two yards 
of fire coming out of her, did not see no 
such thing, I say ; and he has told your 
wortship, and these here gentlemen pre- 
sent, a false affidavit, I say. I was brought 
up in that chimley, your wortship, and I 
can't abear to hear such things said lies 
of her; and that's all as I knows at pre- 
sent, please your wortship."* 

AMUSEMENTS. 

The London Christmas evenings of 
1826, appear to have been kept out of 
doors, for every place of entertainment 
was overflowing every night. 

At this season, from six o'clock in the 
evening, a full tide of passengers sets in 
along every leading street to each of the 
theatres. Hackney coaches drawl, and 
cabriolets make their way, and jostle each 
other, and private carriages swiftly roll, 
and draw up to the box door with a 
vigorous sweep, which the horses of hired 
vehicles are too aged, or too low in con- 
dition to achieve. Within a hundred 
yards of either playhouse, hands are con- 
tinually thrust into each coach window, 
with " a bill of the play," and repeated 
cries of " only a penny !" The coach- 
door being opened, down fall the steps 
with a sharp clackity-clack-click, and the 
companies alight, if they can, without the 
supernumerary aid of attendant pliers, who 
offer their over-ready arms to lean upon, 
and kindly entreat " Take care, sir ! 
mind how you step ma'am this way if 
you please this way," all against your 
will, and ending with " I hope you'll 
please to remember a poor fellow !" the 
" poor fellow" having done nothing but 
interrupt you. When past the " pay 
place/' great coats, umbrellas, shawls or 
other useful accompaniments to and from 
"the house," though real encumbrances 
within it, may be safely deposited with 
persons stationed for their reception, who 
attach tickets to them, and deliver corres- 
ponding numbers, which ensure the return 
of your property on your coming out ; six- 
pence or a shilling being a gratuity for the 
accommodation. Then, when the whole is 
over, there is the strict blockade of 
coaches further than the eye can reach ; 
servants looking out for the parties they 
came with, and getting up their masters' 
carriages ; and a full cry of hackney coach- 
men and their representatives, vociferating 



* The Time*, 5th January, 1826. 



" Want a coach, sir? Here's your coach 
sir ! Which is it, sir ? Coach to the city, 
sir ! West end, sir ! Here ! Coach to the 
city ! Coach to Whitechapel ! Coach to 
Portman-square ! Coach to Pentonville ! 
Coach to the Regent's Park ! This way ! 
this way ! Stand clear there ! Chariot, or 
a coach, sir? No chariots, sir, and all the 
coaches are hired ! There's a coach here, 
sir just below ! Coachman, draw up !" 
and drawing up is impossible, and there 
is an incessant confusion of calls and 
complaints, and running against each 
other, arising out of the immediate wants 
of every body, which can only be succes- 
sively gratified. Pedestrians make their 
way home, or to the inns, as fast as pos- 
sible, or turn in to sup at the fish-shops, 
which, in five minutes, are more lively 
than their oysters were at any time. 
"Waiter! Waiter! Yes, sir ! Attend to 
you directly, sir ! Yours is gone for, sir ! 
Why, I've ordered nothing ! It's coming 
directly, sir ! Ginger-beer why this is 
poison ! Spruce why this is ginger-beer ! 
Porter, sir ! I told you brandy and water! 
Stewed oysters ! I ordered scolloped ! 
When am I to have my supper ? You've 
had it, sir I beg your pardon, sir, the 
gentleman that sat here is gone, sir! 
Waiter ! waiter !" and so on ; and he who 
has patience, is sure to be indulged with 
an opportunity of retaining it, amidst 
loud talking and laughter ; varied views 
of the new pantomime ; conflicting testi- 
mony as to the merits of the clown and 
the harlequin ; the " new scenery, dresses, 
and machinery;" likings and dislikings 
of certain actresses ; " the lovely v Miss 
So-and-so, or " that detestable" woman, 
Mrs. Such-an-one, that clever fellow, 
" Thing-a-merry," or that stupid dog, 
" What-d'ye-call-um." These topics fail- 
ing, and the oysters discussed, then are 
stated and considered the advantages of 
taking something "to keep 'em down ;'' the 
comparative merits of Burton, Wind- 
sor, or Edinburgh ale; the qualities of 
porter ; the wholesomeness of smoking ; 
the difference between a pipe and a segar, 
and the preference of one to the other ; 
whether brandy or rum, or the clear spi- 
rit of juniper, is the best preservative of 
health ; which of the company or their 
friends can drink most; whether the last 
fight was " a cross," and who of all the men 
in the fancy is most "game ;" whether the 
magistrates dare to interfere with " the 
ring ;" whether if fighting should be " put 
an end to" Englishmen will have half 



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years ago 
isted ; 



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they had three hundred 
before prize fighting ex- 
whether Thurtell was not 



sitters after the play, till they adjourn to 
" spend the evening" at the " flash-and- 
foolish" houses which " keep it up" all 



good one" to the last, and whether there's night in the peculiar neighbourhood of 

a better " trump" in the room. On these the public office, Bow-street. This is 

points, or to points like these, the con- more than mere animal gratification, as 

versation of an oyster room is turned by the police reports exemplify. 




Capital oysters, I declare ! 
Excellent spruce, and ginger beer ! 
Don't you take vinegar ? there's the bread 
We'll just have a pipe and then to bed. 



Why should not this be deemed a real 
scene, and as respectable as that just de- 
scribed. It is quite as lively and as in- 
tellectual. The monkey eats, and accord- 
ing to many accounts can catch fish as 
well as man. It is told of this animal, 
that from love of the crab and experience 
of his claws, he gently shakes his tail be- 
fore the hole of the crab, who, as soon as 
he begins to *' pull him by his long tail," 



is drawn out by that dependancy and falls 
a prey to his decoyer. It is related that a 
party of officers belonging to the 25th 
regiment of infantry, on service at Gibral- 
tar, amused themselves with whiting fish- 
ing at the back of the rock till they were 
obliged to shift their ground from being 
pelted from above, they did not know 
by whom. At their new station they 
caught plenty of fish, but the drum having 



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unexpectedly beat to arms, they rowed 
hastily ashore, and drew their boat high 
and dry upon the beach. On their re- 
turn they were greatly surprised to find it 
in a different position ashore, and some 
hooks baited which they had left bare. In 
the end it was ascertained that their pelt- 
ers while they were fishing were a party 
of young monkeys. They were driven off 
by two or three old ones who remained se- 
cretly observing the whiting fishing of the 
officers till they had retired. The old mon- 
keys then launched the boat, put to sea, 
baited their hooks, and proceeded to work 
The few fish they caught,they hauled up with 
infinite gratification, and when tired they 
landed, placed the boat as nearly as they 
could in its old position, and went up the 
rock with their prey. General Elliot, 
while commander at Gibraltar, never 
suffered the monkeys with which the rock 
abounds to be molested or taken. 

The faculty of imitation in monkeys is 
limited, but not so in man ; a remark- 
able instance of this is lately adduced 
in a pleasant little story of perhaps the 
greatest performer on our stage. 

Garrick. 

At a splendid dinner-party at lord 

's they suddenly missed Garrick, and 

could not imagine what was become of 
him, till they were drawn to the window 
by the convulsive screams and peals of 
laughter of a young negro boy, who was 
rolling on the ground in an ecstasy of de- 
light to see Garrick mimicking a turkey- 
cock in the court yard, with his coat-tail 
stuck out behind, and in a seeming flutter 
of feathered rage and pride. Of our party 
only two persons present had seen the 
British Roscius ; and they seemed as will- 
ing as the rest to renew their acquaint- 
ance with their old favourite. This anec- 
dote is new : it is related by the able 
writer of a paper concerning " Persons 
one would wish to have seen,"* as an in- 
stance of Garrick's singleness of purpose 
when he was fully possessed by an idea. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 34 45. 



13. 



1826, Hilary Cambridge Term begins. 
St. VERONICA. 

Some curious circumstances are con- 
nected with the name of this saint, who 
appears to have been a poor ignorant 
girl, born near Milan, where she worked 
in the fields for her living. Conceiving a 
desire to become a nun, she sat up at 
night to learn to read and write, which, 
her biographer says, for want of an in- 
structor, was a great fatigue to her. He 
proceeds to tell us, that she was relieved 
from labour of that kind in the following 
manner: " One day, being in great 
anxiety about her learning, the mother of 
God, in a comfortable vision, bade her 
banish that anxiety, for it was enough if 
she knew three letters." So Veronica 
became a nun, seeking " the greatest 
drudgery," desiring " to live always on 
bread and water," and dying " at the 
hour which she had foretold, in the year 
1497, and the fifty-second of her age. 
Her sanctity was confirmed by miracles." 
We gather this from Alban Butler, who 
subjoins, by way of note, thus : 

" The print of the holy face of our 
Saviour on a linen cloth is kept in St. 
Peter's church at Rome, with singular 
veneration. Some private writers and 
churches have given the name of St. 
Veronica to the devout woman who is 
said to have presented this linen to our 
divine Redeemer, but without sufficient 
warrant." 



Before saying any thing concerning the 
earlier St. Veronica, or " this linen " 
whereon Romish writers allege Christ 
impressed his own portrait by wiping his 
face with it, mention may be made of 
another portrait of him which Romish 
writers affirm he miraculously executed 
in the same manner, and sent to Abgarus, 
king of Edessa, in the way hereafter 
related. They have further been so care- 
ful as to publish a print of this pretended 
portrait, with representations around il- 
lustrating the history they tell of it. An 
engraving from it immediately follows. 
The Latin inscription beneath their print 
is placed beneath the present engraving 



* In the New Monthly Magazine, Jan. 1826. 



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64 




Cftrfeti Bomfnf. 

Ex ipsomet Divino Exemplari AD ABGARUM missa Genuas in Ecelesia S'. 1 Bartolomcei 
Clericorum Reg. S 1 . 1 Pauli Summa Veneratione asservato 

amiratfe&tme 

No circumstance is more remarkable 
than the existence of this pretended re- 
semblance, as an object of veneration in 
the Romish church. Being one of the 
greatest curiosities in its numerous cabi- 
nets of relics, it has a place in this work, 
which, while it records manners and cus- 
toms, endeavours to point out their origin, 



and the means by which they have been 
continued. Nor let it be imagined that 
these representations have not influenced 
our own country ; there is evidence to the 
contrary already, and more can be adduced 
if need require, which will incontestably 
prove that many of our present popular 
customs are derived from such sources. 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . . 35 27. 

Sanuarg 14. 

1826. Oxford Hilary Term begins. 

SAILORS. 

Mariners form a distinct community, 
with peculiar manners, little known to 
their inland fellow countrymen, except 
through books. In this way Smollett has 
done much, and from Mr. Leigh Hunt's 
* Indicator," which may not be in every 
one's hands, though it ought to be, is ex- 
tracted the following excellent descrip- 
tion: 

SEAMEN ON SHORE. 

And tirst of the common sailor. The 
moment the common sailor lands, he goes 
tc see the watchmaker, or the old boy at 
the Ship. His first object is to spend his 
money : but his first sensation is the 
strange firmness of the earth, which he 
goes treading in a sort of heavy light way, 
half waggoner and half dancing master, 
his shoulders rolling, and his feet touching 
and going; the same way, in short, in 
which he keeps himself prepared for all 
the rolling chances of the vessel, when on 
deck. There is always, to us, this ap- 
pearance of lightness of foot and heavy 
strength of upper works, in a sailor. And 
he feels it himself. He lets his jacket fly 
open, and his shoulders slouch, and his 
hair grow long to be gathered into a 
heavy pigtail ; but when full dressed, he 
prides himself on a certain gentility of 
toe ; on a white stocking and a natty 
shoe, issuing lightly out of the flowing 
blue trowser. His arms are neutral, 
hanging and swinging in a curve aloof; 
his hands, half open, look as if they had 
just been handling ropes, and had no 
object in life but to handle them again. 
He is proud of appearing in a new hat 
and slops, with a belcher handkerchief 
flowing loosely round his neck, and the 
corner of another out of his pocket. Thus 
equipped, with pinchbeck buckles in his 
shoes (which he bought for gold) he puts 
some tobacco in hi* mouth, not as if he 
v/ere going to use it directly, but as if he 
stuffed it in a pouch on one side, as a 
pelican does fish, to employ it hereafter : 
and so, with Bet Monson at his side, and 
No. 55. 



perhaps a cane or whanghee twisted 
under his other arm, sallies forth to take 
possession of all Lubberland. He buys 
every thing that he comes athwart, nuts, 
gingerbread, apples, shoe-strings, beeu 
brandy, gin, buckles, knives, a watch, 
(two, if he has money enough,) gowns 
and handkerchiefs for Bet, and^his mother 
and sisters, dozens of " superfine best 
men's cotton stockings," dozens of " su- 
perfine best women's cotton ditto," best 
good check for shirts (though he has too 
much already), infinite needles and thread 
(to sew his trowsers with some day), a 
footman's laced hat, bear's grease to make 
his hair grow (by way of joke), several 
sticks, all sorts of jew articles, a flute 
(which he can't play and never intends), 
a leg of mutton which he carries some- 
where to roast, and for a piece of which 
the landlord of the Ship makes him pay 
twice what he gave for the whole ; in 
short, all that money can be spent upon, 
which is every thing but medicine gratis ; 
and this he would insist on paying for. 
He would buy all the painted parrots on 
an Italian's head, on purpose to break 
them, rather than not spend his money. 
He has fiddles and a dance at the Ship, 
with oceans of flip and grog ; and gives 
the blind fiddler tobacco for sweetmeats, 
and half a crown for treading on his toe. 
He asks the landlady with a sigh, after 
her daughter Nance who first fired his 
heart with her silk stockings ; and finding 
that she is married and in trouble, leaves 
five crowns for her; which the old lady 
appropriates as part payment for a shil- 
ling in advance.* He goes to the port 
playhouse with Bet Monson, and a great 
red handkerchief full of apples, ginger- 
bread nuts, and fresh beef; calls out for 
the fiddlers and Rule Britannia; pelts 
Tom Sikes in the pit ; and compares 
Othello to the black ship's cook in his 
white night-cap. When he comes to 
London, he and some messmates take a 
hackney-coach, full of Bet Monsons and 
tobacco pipes, and go through the streets 
smoking and lolling out of window. He 
has ever been cautious of venturing on 
horseback ; and among his other sights in 
foreign parts, relates with unfeigned as- 
tonishment how he has seen the Turks 
ride, " Only," says he, guarding against 
the hearer's incredulity, " they have sad- 
dle-boxes to hold 'em in, fore and aft ; 
and shovels like for stirrups." He will 
tell you how the Chinese drink, and the 
NEGURS dance, and the monkies pelt you 



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with cocoa-nuts; and how king Domv 
would have built him a mud hut and 
made him a peer of the realm, if he would 
have stopped with him and taught him to 
make trowsers. He has a sister at a 
" school for young ladies," who blushes 
with a mixture of pleasure and shame at 
his appearance; and whose confusion he 
completes, by slipping fourpence into her 
hand, and saying out loud that he has " no 
more copper" about him. His mother 
and elder sisters at home doat on all he 
says and does, telling him however that 
he is a great sea-fellow, and was always 
wild ever since he was a hop-o'-my-thumb 
no higher than the window-locker. He 
tells his mother she would be a duchess 
in Paranaboo; at which the good old 
portly dame laughs and looks proud. 
When his sisters complain of his romping, 
he says that they are only sorry it is not 
the baker. He frightens them with a 
mask made after the New Zealand fashion, 
and is forgiven for his learning. . Their 
mantle-piece is filled by him with shells 
and shark's teeth ; and when he goes to sea 
again, there is no end of tears, and God' 
bless you, and home-made gingerbread. 

His officer on shore does much of all 
this, only, generally speaking, in a higher 
taste. The moment he lands he buys 
quantities of jewellery and other valu- 
ables, for all the females of his acquaint- 
ance ; and is taken in for every article. 
He sends in a cart load of fresh meat to 
the ship, though he is going to town next 
day ; and calling in at a chandler's for 
some candles, is persuaded to buy a 
dozen of green wax, with which he lights 
up the ship at evening ; regretting that 
the fine moonlight hinders the effect of 
the colour. A man, with a bundle be- 
neath his arm, accosts him in an under- 
tone ; and, with a look in which respect 
for his knowledge is mixed with an 
avowed zeal for his own interest, asks if 
his honour will just step under the gang- 
way here, and inspect some real India 
shawls. The gallant lieutenant says to 
himself, " this fellow knows what's what 
by his face ;" and so he proves it by being 
taken in on the spot. When he brings 
the shawls home, he says to his sister 
with an air of triumph, " there Poll, 
there's something for you ; only cost me 
twelve, and is worth twenty, if it's worth 
a dollar." She turns pale " Twenty 
what, my dear George ? Why, you 
haven't given twelve dollars for it, I 
hope 1" " Not I, by the Lord."" That's 



lucky ; because you see, my dear George, 
that all together is not worth more thau 
fourteen or fifteen shillings." " Fourteen 
or fifteen what ! Why, it's real India, en't 
it ? Why the fellow told me so ; or I'm 
sure I'd as soon'' (here he tries to hide 
his blushes with a bluster) " I'd as soon 
have given him twelve douses en the 
chaps as twelve guineas." " Twelve 
GUINEAS," exclaims the sister; and then 
drawling forth " Why my DEAR 
George," is proceeding to show him what 
the articles would have cost him at Con- 
dell's, when he interrupts her by request- 
ing her to go and choose for herself a tea- 
table service. He then makes his escape 
to some messmates at a coffee-house, and 
drowns his recollection of the shawls in 
the best wine, and a discussion on the 
comparative merits of the English and 
West Indian beauties and tables. At the 
theatre afterwards, where he has never 
been before, he takes a lady at the back 
of one of the boxes for a woman of qua- 
lity: and when after returning his long 
respectful gaze with a smile, she turns 
aside and puts her handkerchief to her 
mouth, he thinks it is in derision, till 
his friend undeceives him. He is intro- 
duced to the lady ; and ever afterwards, 
at first sight of a woman of quality (with- 
out any disparagement either to those 
charming personages), expects her to give 
him a smile. He thinks the other ladies 
much better creatures than they are taken 
for ; and for their parts, they tell him, that 
if all men were like himself, they would 
trust the sex again : which, for aught we 
know, is the truth. He has, indeed, what 
he thinks a very liberal opinion of ladies 
in general ; judging them all, in a manner, 
with the eye of a seaman's experience. 
Yet he will believe nevertheless in the 
" true-love" of any given damsel whom 
he seeks in the way of marriage, let him 
roam as much, or remain as long at a 
distance as he pleases. It is not that he 
wants feeling; but that he has read of it, 
time out of mind, in songs ; and he 
looks upon constancy as a sort of exploit, 
answering to those which he performs at 
sea. He is nice in his watches and linen. 
He makes you presents of cornelians, an- 
tique seals, cocoa-nuts set in silver, and 
other valuables. When he shakes hands 
with you, it is like being caught in a 
windlass. He would not swagger about 
the streets in his uniform, for the world. 
He is generally modest in company, 
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thinks un gentlemanly behaviour. He is 
also liable to be rendered irritable by 
sickness ; partly because he has been 
used to command others, and to be served 
with all possible deference and alacrity ; 
and partly, because the idea of suffering 
pain, without any honour or profit to get 
by it, is unprofessional, and he is not 
accustomed to it. He treats talents un- 
like his own with great respect. He often 
perceives his own so little felt that it 
teaches him this feeling for that of others. 
Besides, he admires the quantity of in- 
formation which people can get, without 
travelling like himself; especially when 
he sees how interesting his own becomes, 
to them as well as to every body else. 
When he tells a story, particularly if full 
of wonders, he takes care to maintain his 
character for truth and simplicity, by qua- 
lifying it with all possible reservations, 
concessions, and anticipations of objec- 
tion ; such as " in case, at such times as, 
so to speak, as it were, at least, at any 
rate." He seldom uses sea-terms but 
when jocosely provoked by something 
contrary to his habits of life ; as for in- 
stance, if he is always meeting you on 
horseback, he asks if you never mean to 
walk the deck again ; or if he finds you 
studying day after day, he says you are 
always overhauling your log-book. He 
makes more new acquaintances, and for- 
gets his old ones less, than any other man 
in the busy world ; for he is so compelled 
to make his home every where, remem- 
bers his native one as such a place of 
enjoyment, has all his friendly recollec- 
tions so fixed upon his mind at sea, and 
has so much to tell and to hear when he 
returns, that change and separation lose 
with him the most heartless part of their 
nature. He also sees such a variety of 
customs and manners, that he becomes 
charitable in his opinions altogether ; and 
charity, while it diffuses the affections, 
cannot let the old ones go. Half the se- 
cret of human intercourse is to make al- 
lowance for each other. 

When the officer is superannuated or 
retires, he becomes, if intelligent and in- 
quiring, one of the most agreeable old 
men in the world, equally welcome to the 
silent for his card-playing, and to the 
conversational for his recollections. He 
is fond of astronomy and books of voy- 
ages ; and is immortal with all who know 
him, for having been round the world, or 
seen the Transit of Venus, or had one of 
his finger? carried off by a New Zealand 



hatchet, or a present of feathers from an 
Otaheitean beauty. If not elevated by 
his acquirements above some of his hum- 
bler tastes, he delights in a corner-cup- 
board holding his cocoa-nuts and punch- 
bowl; has his summer-house castellated 
and planted with wooden cannon; and 
sets up the figure of his old ship, the Bri- 
tannia or the Lovely Nancy, for a statue 
in the garden ; where it stares eternally 
with red cheeks and round black eyes, as 
if in astonishment at its situation. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 20. 

Sfanuarp 15. 

Changes of Climate. 

An opinion has been long entertained, 
that there are vicissitudes in the climate and 
temperature of the air unknown to former 
times, and that such variations exist in 
America as well as in Europe. It is said 
that the transatlantic changes have been 
more frequent, and the heat of the sun 
not so early or so strongly experienced 
as formerly. In America, these altera- 
tions are attributed to a more obvious 
cause than uncertain hypothesis, and at 
not many degrees distance. For instance, 
the ice in the great river St. Lawrence, at 
Quebec, did not break up till the first 
week in May, 1817, when it floated down 
the stream in huge masses, and in vast 
quantities; these, with other masses from 
the coast of Labrador, &c. spread a 
general coldness many degrees to the 
southward. But a few weeks before the 
snow fell in some parts of New England, 
and New York, to a considerable depth, 
and there were severe frosts. The vessels 
from England and Ireland, which arrived 
at Quebec, all concurred in their accounts 
of the dangers which they encountered, 
and the cold which they suffered. In 
fine, it would appear that the ice in those 
regions had accumulated to so alarming a 
degree, as to threaten a material change 
in all the adjacent countries, and to verify 
the theory of some who imagined that the 
extreme cold of the north was gradually 
making encroachments upon the extreme 
heat of the south. They have remarked, 
in confirmation of their opinions, that the 
accounts of travellers and navigators, 
furnish strong reasons for supposing that 
the islands of ice in the higher northern 
latitudes, as well as the glaciers on the 



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Alps, continue perpetually to increase in 
bulk. At certain times, in the ice moun- 
tains of Switzerland, there occur fissures, 
which show the immense thickness of the 
frozen matter ; some of these cracks have 
measured three or four hundred ells deep. 
The great islands of ice, in the northern 
seas bordering upon Hudson's Bay, have 
been observed to be immersed one 



Reasonings of this kind are supported 
by the greatest names, and countenanced 
by the authentic reports of the best in- 
formed travellers. Mr. Bradley attribute? 
the cold winds and wet weather, which 
sometimes happen in May and June, to 
the solution of ice islands accidentally 
detached and floating from the north. 
Mr. Barham, about the year 1718, in his 



hundred fathoms beneath the surface of voyage from Jamaica to England, in the 



the sea, and to have risen a fifth or sixth 
part above the surface, measuring, at the 
same time, about a mile and a half in 
diameter. It has been shown by Dr. 
Lyster, that the marine ice contains some 
salt, and less air, than common ice, and 



beginning of June, met with some of 
those islands, which were involved in such 
a fog that the ship was in danger of strik- 
ing against them. One of them measur- 
ed sixty miles in length. 

On the 22d of December, 1789, there 



that it therefore is more difficult of solu-.. was an instance of ice islands having been 
tion. From these premises, he endea- wafted from the southern polar regions, 
vours to account for the perpetual aug- It was on these islands that the Guardian 
mentation of those floating islands. By a struck, at the commencement of her 
celebrated experiment of Mr. Boyle, it passage from the Cape of Good Hope 
has been demonstrated that ice evaporates towards Botany Bay. These islands 

were wrapt in darkness, about one hun- 
dred and fifty fathoms long, and above 
fifty fathoms above the surface of the 
waves. In the process of solution, a 
fragment from the summit of one of them 



very fast, in severe frosty weather, when 
the wind blows upon it ; and as ice, in a 
thawing state, is known to contain six 
times more cold than water, at the same 
degree of sensible coldness, it is easy to 
conceive that winds sweeping over islands 
and continents of ice, perhaps much 
below northing on Fahrenheit's scale, and 
rushing thence into our latitudes, must 



broke off, and plunging into the sea, 
caused a tremendous commotion in the 
water, and dense smoke all around it 
These facts were strongly urged upon 



bring most intense degrees of cold along public attention in the autumn of 1817,* 
with them. If to this be added the as grounds of not only curious and inter- 
quantity of cold produced by the evapo- esting, but likewise of highly important 
ration of the water, as well as by the speculation. A supposed change in the 
solution of ice, it can scarcely be doubted temper, and the very character of our 
but that the arctic seas are the principal seasons, was deemed to have fallen within 
source of the cold of our winters, and the observation of even young men, or at 
that it is brought hither by the regions least middle-aged men ; and upon this 
of the air blowing from the north, and supposition, it was not deemed extrava- 
which take an apparently easterly direc- gant to anticipate the combined force of 
tipn, by their coming to a part of the the naval world employed in navigating 
surface of the earth, which moves faster the immense masses of ice into the more 
than the latitude from which they origi- southern oceans ; while to render the 
nate. Hence, the increase of the ice in notion more agreeable, and to enliven the 
the polar regions, by increasing the cold minds of such as might think such matters 
of our climate, adds', at the same time, to of speculation dull or uninteresting, the 
the bulk of the glaciers of Italy and project was laid before them in a versified 

garb, characterising the arctic region* 

There in her azure coif, and starry stole, 

Grey Twilight sits, and rules the slumbering pole ; 

Bends the pale moon-beams round the sparkling coast, 

And strews, with livid hands, eternal frost ! 

There, Nymphs ! alight, array your dazzling powers, 

With sudden march alarm the torpid hours; 

On ice-built isles expand a thousand sails, 

Hinge the strong helm, and catch the frozen gales ; 

The winged rocks to feverish climates guide, 

Where fainting zephyrs pant upon the tide ; 



Switzerland. 



* See M. Chronicle, 4 Oct. 



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Pass where to Ceuta Calpe's thunder roars, 
And answering echoes shake the kindred shores ; 
Pass where with palmy plumes Canary smiles, 
And in her silver girdle binds her isles ; 
Onward, where Niger's dusky Naiad laves 
A thousand kingdoms with prolific waves, 
Or leads o'er golden sands her threefold train 
In steamy channels to the fervid main, 
While swarthy nations crowd the sultry coast, 
Drink the fresh breeze, and hail the floating frost ; 
Nymphs ! veil'd in mist, the melting treasures steer, 
And cool with artic snows the tropic year. 
So from the burning line, by monsoons driv'n, 
Clouds sail in squadrons o'er the darken'd heav'n , 
Wide wastes of sand the gelid gales pervade, 
And ocean cools beneath the moving shade. 



Darwin. 



NATUKALISTS . CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 35 05. 



Sanuarp 16. 

110GMANY. 

Mr. Reddock's paper on this subject, 
at page 13. has elicited the following 
fetter from a literary gentleman, concern- 
mg a dramatic representation in England 
similar to that which Mr. Reddock in- 
stances at Falkirk, and other parts of 
North Britain. Such communications are 
particularly acceptable; because they show 
to what extent usages prevail, and wherein 
they differ in different parts of the coun- 
try. Tt will be gratifying to every one 
who peruses this work, and highly so to 
the editor, if he is obliged by letters from 
readers acquainted with customs in their 
own vicinity, similar to those that 
they are informed of in other counties, 
and particularly if they will take the 
trouble to describe them in every particu- 
lar. By this means, the Every- Day Book 
will become what it is designed to be 
made, a storehouse of past and present 
manners and customs. Any customs of 
any place or season that have not already 
appeared in the worK, are earnestly solicited 
from those who have the means of fur- 
nishing the information The only con- 
dition stipulated for, as absolutely indis- 
pensable to the insertion of a letter re- 
specting facts of this nature, is, that the 
name and address of the writer be com- 
municated to the ediior, who will subjoin 
such signature as the writer may choose 
Ms letter should bear to the eye of the 
public. The various valuable articles of 



this kind which have hitherto appeared in 
the work, however signed by initials or 
otherwise, have been so authenticated to 
the editor's private satisfaction, and he 
is thus enabled to vouch for the genuine- 
ness of such contributions. 

To the Editor of the Everyday Book. 

Sir, 

In your last number appeared a very 
amusing article touching some usages and 
customs in Scotland, and communicated 
from Falkirk. In the description of the 
boys' play, ingeniously suggested as 
typical of the Roman invasion under 
Agricola, we, however, read but a varied 
edition of what is enacted in other parts 
besides Scotland, and more particularly 
in the western counties, by those troops 
of old Father Christmas boys, which 
are indeed brief chronicles of the times. 
I mean, those paper-decorated, brick- 
dust-daubed urchins, 'yclept Mummers. 

To be sure they do not begin, 
" Here conies in the king of Macedon ;" 
but we have instead, 

" Here comes old Father Christmas, 
Christmas or Christmas not, 
I hope old Father Christmas never will be 
forgot." 

And then for the Scottish leader Galgacus, 

we find, 

" Here comes in St. George, St. George 

That man of mighty name, 

With sword and buckler by my side 

1 hope to tvin the game." 

These *' western kernes " have it, you see, 
Mr. Editor, " down along," to use their 
own dialect, with those of the thistle. 
Then, too, we havi a fight. Oh ! how 



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beautiful to my boyish eyes were their 
wooden swords and their bullying gait ! 
then we have a fight, for lo 

" Here's come I, the Turkish knight, 
Come from the Sol dan's land to fight, 
And be the foe's blood hot and bold 
With my sword I'll make it cold." 

A vile Saracenic pun in the very minute 
of deadly strife. But they fight the 
cross is victorious, the crescent o'erthrown, 
and, as a matter of course, even in our 
pieces of mock valour, duels we have 
therein the doctor is sent for ; and he is 
addressed, paralleling again our players of 
" Scotia's wild domain," with 

'* Doctor, doctor, can you tell 
What will make a sick man well ?" 

and thereupon he enumerates cures which 
would have puzzled Galen, and put Hip- 
pocrates to a " non-plus ;" and he finally 
agrees, as in the more classical drama of 
your correspondent, to cure our unbeliever 
for a certain sum. 

The " last scene of all that ends this 
strange eventful history'' consists in the 
entrance of the most diminutive of these 
Thespians, bearing, as did .ZEneas of old, 
his parent upon his shoulders, and reciting 
this bit of good truth and joculation (per- 
mitting the word) by way of epilogue : 

*' Here comes I, little Johnny Jack, 
With my wife and family at my back, 
Yet, though my body is but small, 
I'm the greatest rogue amongst ye all ; 
This is my scrip so for Christmas cheer 
If you've any thing to give throw it in here*" 

This may be but an uninteresting tail- 
piece to your correspondent's clever com- 
munication, but still it is one, and makes 
the picture he so well began of certain 
usages more full of point. 

I doat upon old customs, and I love 
hearty commemorations, and hence those 
mimics of whom I have written I mean 
the mummers are my delight, and in the 
laughter and merriment they create I for- 
get to be a critic, and cannot choose but 
laugh in the fashion of a Democritus, 
rather than weep worlds away in the style 
of a Diogenes. 

I am, &c. &c. 

J. S. jun. 

Little Chelsea, 
Jan. 4, 1826. 



In the preface to Mr. Davies Gilbert's 
work on "Ancient Christmas Carols," 
there is an account of Cornish sports, 



with a description of a " metrical play, v 
which seems to be the same with which 
is the subject of the preceding letter. 

Being on the popular drama, and as 
the topic arose in Mr. Reddock's commu- 
nication from Scotland, a whimsical dra- 
matic anecdote, with another of like kin 
from that part of the kingdom, is here sub- 
joined from a Scottish journal of this 
month in the year 1823. 

New Readings of Burns. 

We were lately favoured with the peru- 
sal of a Perth play -bill, in which Tarn 
O'Shanter, dramatized, is announced for 
performance as the afterpiece. A ludi- 
crous mistake has occurred, however, in 
the classification of the Dramatis Per- 
sonce. The sapient playwright, it would 
appear, in reading the lines 

" Tarn had got planted unco richt, 

Fast by an ingle bleezin* finely, 

Wi' reaman' swats that drank divinely," 

very naturally conceiving ream an' swats, 
from the delectable style of their carous- 
ing, to be a brace of Tarn's pot compa- 
nions, actually introduced them as such, 
as we find in the bill that the characters 
of " Ream" and " Swats" are to be per- 
sonated by two of the performers ! 

This reminds us of an anecdote, con- 
nected with the same subject, which had 
its origin nearer home. Some time ago 
we chanced to be in the shop of an elderly 
bookseller, when the conversation turned 
upon the identity of the characters intro- 
duced by Burns in his Tarn O'Shanter. 
The bibliopole, who had spent the early 
part of his life in this neighbourhood, as- 
sured us that, " exceptin' Kerr, he kent 
every body to leuk at that was mention- 
ed, frae Tarn himsel' doun to his mare 
Maggie." This being the first time we 
had ever heard Mr. Kerr's cognomen al- 
luded to, in connection with Tarn O'Shan- 
ter, we expressed considerable surprise, 
and stated that he undoubtedly must have 
made a mistake in the name. "It may 
be sae, but its a point easily sattled," said 
he, raxing down a copy of Burns from 
the shelf. With " spectacles on nose," 
he turned up the poem in question. "Ay, 
ay," said he, in an exulting tone, " I 
thocht I was na that far wrang 

" Care mad to see a man sae happy, 
E'n drowned himself amang the happy." 

Now, I kent twa or three o' the Kerr's 



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that leev't in the town-head, but I never 
could fin' out whilk o' them Burns had in 
his e'e when he wrote the poem."* 

To Thespian ingenuity we are under 
an obligation for an invention of great 
simplicity, which may be useful on many 
occasions, particularly to literary persons 
who are too far removed from the press 
to avail themselves of its advantages in 
printing short articles for limited distribu- 
tion. 



A Dramatic Printing Apparatus. 
Itinerant companies of co edians fre- 
quently print their play-bills by the fol- 
lowing contrivance : The form of letter is 
placed on a flat support, having ledges at 
each side, that rise within about a thir- 
teenth of an inch of the inked surface of 
the letter. The damped paper is laid 
upon the letter so disposed, and previously 
inked, and a roller, covered with woollen 
cloth, is passed along the ledges over its 
surface ; the use of the ledges is to pre- 
vent the roller from rising in too obtuse 
an angle against the first letters, or going 
off too abruptly from the last, which would 
cause the paper to be cut, and the im- 
pression to be injured at the beginning 
and end of the sheet. The roller must 
be passed across the page, for if it moves 
in the order of the lines, the paper will 
bag a little between each, and the impres- 
sion will be less neat.^- 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 * 65. 

Sfanuarp 17. 

Snow, fyc. 

On the 16th and 17th of January, 1809, 
Mr. Howard observed, that the snow ex- 
hibited the beautiful blue and pink shades 
at sunset which are sometimes observ- 
able, and that there was a strong evapora- 
tion from its surface. A circular area, of 
five inches diameter, lost 150 grains troy, 
from sunset on the 15th to sunrise next 
morning, and about 50 grains more by the 
following sunset; the gauge being exposed 
to a smart breeze on the house top. The 
curious reader may hence compute for 
himself, the enormous quantity raised in 
those 24 hours, without any visible lique- 

* Ayr Courier. 

f Dr. Aikin's Athenaeum. 



faction, from an acre of snow : the effects 
of the load thus given to the air were soon 
perceptible. On the 17th, a small bril- 
liant meteor descended on the S. E. 
horizon about 6 p. m. On the 18th, 
though the moon was still conspicuous, 
the horns of the crescent were obtuse. 
On the 1 9th appeared the Cirrus cloud, 
followed by the Cirrostratus. In the 
afternoon a freezing shower from the east- 
ward glazed the windows, encrusted the 
walls, and encased the trees, the garments 
of passengers, and the very plumage of 
(he birds with ice. Birds thus disabled 
were seen lying on the ground in great 
numbers in different parts of the country. 
Nineteen rooks were taken up alive by 
one person at Castle Eaton Meadow, 
Wilts. The composition of this frozen 
shower, examined on a sheet of paper, 
was no less curious than these effects. It 
consisted of hollow spherules of ice, filled 
with water ; of transparent globules ol 
hail ; and of drops of water at the point 
of freezing, which became solid on touch- 
ing the bodies they fell on. The ther- 
mometer exposed from the window indi- 
cated 30,5. This was at Plaistow. The 
shower was followed by a moderate fall 
of snow. From this time to the 24th, 
there were variable winds and frequent 
falls of snow, which came down on the 
22d in flakes as large as dollars, with 
sleet at intervals. On the 24th a steady 
rain from W. decided for a thaw. This 
and the following night proved stormy : 
the melted snow and rain, making about 
two inches depth of water on the level, 
descended suddenly by the rivers, and the 
country was inundated to a greater extent 
than in the year 1795. The River Lea 
continued rising the whole of the 26th, 
remained stationary during the 27th, and 
returned into its bed in the course of the 
two following days. The various chan 
nels by which it intersects this part of the 
country were united in one current, above 
a mile in width, which flowed with great 
impetuosity, and did much damage. From 
breaches in the banks and mounds, the 
different levels, as they are termed, of 
embanked pasture land, were filled to the 
depth of eight or nine feet. The cattle, 
by great exertions, were preserved, being 
mostly in the stall ; and the inhabitants, 
driven to their upper rooms, were relieved 
by boats plying under the windows. The 
Thames was so full during this time, that 
no tide was perceptible; happily, how- 
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recession of the water from the levels pro- 
ceeded with little interruption till the 23d 
of February, when it nearly all subsided. 
No lives were lost in these parts ; but 
several circumstances concurred to render 
this inundation less mischievous than it 
might have been, from the great depth o. 
snow on the country. It was the time of 
neap tide ; the wind blew strongly from 
the ivestward, urging the water down the 
Thames ; while moonlight nights, and a 
temperate atmosphere, were favourable to 
the poor, whose habitations were filled 
with water. On the 28th appeared a 
lunar halo of the largest diameter. On 
the 29th, after a fine morning, the wind 
began to blow hard from the south, and 
during the whole night of the 30th it raged 
with excessive violence from the west, 
doing considerable damage. The baro- 
meter rose, during this hurricane, one- 
tenth of an inch per hour. The remainder 
of the noon was stormy and wet, and it 



closed with squally weather ; which, with 
the frequent appearance of the rainbow, 
indicated the approach of a drier atmo- 
sphere, a change on few occasions within 
Mr. Howard's recollection more desirable. 
Numerous inundations, consequent on 
the thaw of the 24th, appear to have pre- 
vailed in low and level districts all along 
the east side of the island : but in no 
part with more serious destruction of pro- 
perty, public works, and the hopes of the 
husbandman, than in the fens of Cam- 
bridgeshire : where, by some accounts. 
60,000, by others above 150,000 acres of 
land, were laid under deep water, through 
an extent of 15 miles. It is a fact worth 
preserving, that about 500 sacks filled 
with earth, and laid on the banks of the 
Old Bedford river, at various places, 
where the waters were then flowing over, 
proved effectual in saving that part of the 
country from a general deluge. 




on 



at 



It's a custom at Highgate, that all who go through, 
Must be sworn on the horns, sir ! and so, sir, must you ! 
Bring the horns ! shut the door ! now, sir, take off your hat !- 
When you come here again, don't forget to mind that ! 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 17. 



" Have you been sworn at Highgate ?" 
is a question frequently asked in every 
r>art of the kingdom ; for, that such a cus- 
tom exists in this village is known far and 
near, though many who inquire, and are 
asked, remain ignorant of the ceremony. 
As the practice is declining, diligence has 
been exercised to procure information on 
the spot, and from every probable source, 
concerning this remarkable usage. 

The village of Highgate take its name 
from the gate across the public road into 
London, opposite the chapel, which is 
sometimes erroneously called the church, 
for it is, in fact, only a chapel of ease to 
Hornsey church. This road runs through 
land belonging to the bishopric of Lon- 
don, and was made, by permission of the 
bishop in former times, probably when the 
whole of this spot, and. the circumjacent 
country, was covered with wood, and part 
of the great forest of Middlesex, which, 
according to Matthew Paris, was infested 
by wolves, stags, boars, and other wild 
beasts, besides robbers. This gate, from 
being on the great northern eminence to- 
wards London, was called the A/j^A-gate ; 
as the land became cleared of wood, houses 
arose near the spot, and hence the village 
now called Highgate. It seems probable, 
that the first dwelling erected here was 
the gate-house. The occupier of the inn 
of that name holds it under a lease from 
the bishop, under which lease he also 
farms the bishop's toll. In the year 1 769 
the old gate-house, which extended over 
the road, was taken down, and the present 
common turnpike-gate put up. So much, 
then, concerning Highgate, as introduc- 
tory to the custom about to he related. 

" Swearing on the horns," which now 
is " a custom more honoured in the breach 
than in the observance," prevailed at 
Highgate as a continual popular amuse- 
ment and private annoyance. An old and 
respectable inhabitant of the village says, 
that sixty years ago upwards of eighty 
stages stopped every day at the Red Lion, 
and that out of every five passengers three 
were sworn. It is a jocular usage of the 
place, from beyond the memory of man, 
especially encouraged by certain of the 
villagers, to the private advantage of pub- 
lic landlords. On the drawing up of 
coaches at the inn-doors, particular invi- 
tations were given to the company to 
alight, and after as many as could be col- 
lected were got into a room for purposes of 
refreshment, the subject of being " sworn 
at Highgate" was introduced, and while 



a little artifice easily detected who had 
not taken the oath, some perhaps express- 
ed a wish to submit to the ceremony. It 
often happened however, that before these 
facts could be ascertained "the horns" 
were brought in by the landlord, and as 
soon as they appeared, enough were usually 
present to enforce compliance. "The 
horns," fixed on a pole of about five feet 
in height, were erected, by placing the 
pole upright on the ground, near the 
person to be sworn, who was required 
to take off his hat, and all present having 
done the same, the landlord then, in a loud 
voice, swore in, the " party proponent." 
What is called the oath is traditional, and 
varies verbally in a small degree. It has 
been taken down in writing from the lips 
of different persons who administer it, and 
after a careful collation of the different 
versions the following may be depended on 
as correct. The landlord, or the person 
appointed by him to "swear in," pro- 
claims a'oud 

" Upstanding and uncovered ! Si- 
lence !" Then he addresses himself to 
the person he swears in, thus : 

" TAKE NOTICE what I now say unto 
you, for that is the first word of your 
oath mind that! You must acknow- 
ledge me to be your adopted Father, I 
must acknowledge you to be my adopted 
son (or daughter.) If you do not call me 
father you forfeit a bottle of wine, if I do 
not call you son, I forfeit the same. And 
now, my good son, if you are travelling 
through this village of Highgate, and you 
have no money in your pocket, go call for 
a bottle of wine at any house you think 
proper to go into, and book it to your fa- 
ther's score. If you have any friends with 
you, you may treat them as well, but if 
you have money of your own, you must 
pay for it yourself. For you must not 
say you have no money when you have, 
neither must you convey the money out 
of your own pocket into your friends' 
pockets, for I shall search you as well as 
them, and if it is found that you or they 
have money, you forfeit a bottle of wine' 
for trying to cozen and cheat your poor 
old ancient father. You must not eat 
brown bread while you can get white, ex- 
cept you like the brown the best ; you 
must not drink small beer while you can 
get strong, except you like the small the 
best. You must not kiss the maid while you 
can kiss the mistress, except you like the 
maid the best, but sooner than lose a 
good chance you may kiss them both. 



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And now, my good son, fo: a word or two 
of advice. Keep from all houses of ill 
repute, and every place of public resort 
for bad company, Beware of false 
friends, for they will turn to be your foes, 
and inveigle you into houses where you 
may lose your money and get no redress, 
Keep from thieves of every denomination. 
And now, my good son, I wish you a safe 
journey through Highgate and this life. 
I charge you, my good son, that if you 
know any in this company who have not 
taken this oath, you must cause them to 
take it, or make each of them forfeit a 
bottle of wine, for if you fail to do so you 
wLl forfeit a bottle of wine yourself. So 
now, my son, God bless you ! Kiss the 
horns or a pretty girl if you see one here, 
which you like best, and so be free of 
Highgate !" 

If a female be in the room she is usually 
saluted, if not, the horns must be kissed : 
the option was not allowed formerly. As 
soon as the salutation is over the swearer- 
in commands " silence V and then ad- 
dressing himself to his new-made " son," 
he says, "I have now to acquaint you 
with your privilege as a freeman of this 
place. If at any time you are going 
through Highgate and want to rest your- 
self, and you see a pig lying in a ditch you 
have liberty to kick her out and take her 
place; but if you see three lying together 
you must only kick out the middle one 
and lie between the other two ! God 
save the kgig !" This important privi- 
Jege of the freemen of Highgate was first 
discovered by one Joyce a blacksmith, 
who a few years ago kept the Coach and 
Horses, and subjoined the agreeable in- 
formation to those whom " he swore in." 

When the situation of things and per- 
sons seems to require it, the " bottle of 
wine" is sometimes compounded for by a 
modus of sundry glasses of " grog," and in 
many cases a pot of porter. 

There is one circumstance essential for 
a freeman of Highgate to remember, and 
" that is the first word of his oath, mind 
that .'" If he fail to recollect that, he is 
subject to be resworn from time to time, 
and so often, until he remember that. He 
is therefore never to forget the injunction 
before he swears, to take notice what is 
said, " for that is the first word of your 
oath mind that /" Failure of memory 
is deemed want of comprehension, which 
is no plea in the high court of Highgate 



" mind that /" That is, that that " that," 
is " that" 



There is no other formality in the ad- 
ministration or taking of this oath, than 
what is already described ; and the only 
other requisite for " a stranger in High" 
gate" to be told, is, that now in the year 
1826, there are nineteen licensed houses 
in this village, and that at each of these 
houses the " horns" are kept, and the oath 
administered by the landlord or his 
deputy. 

To note the capabilities of each house, 
their signs are here enumerated, with the 
quality of horns possessed by each. 

1. THE GATE-HOUSE is taken first in 
order, as being best entitled to priority, 
because it has the most respectable ac- 
commodation in Highgate. Besides the 
usual conveniences of stabling and beds, 
it has a coffee-room, and private rooms 
for parties, and a good assembly-room. 
The horns there are Stag's. 

2. Mitre, has Stag's horns. 

3. Green Dragon, Stag's horns. 

4. Red Lion and Sun, Bullock's horns. 
The late husband of Mrs. Southo, the 

present intelligent landlady of this house, 
still lives in the recollection of many 
inhabitants, as having been a most face- 
tious swearer in. 

5. Bell, Stag's horns. This house now 
only known as the sign of the " Bell," 
was formerly called the " Bell and Horns." 
About fifty years ago, it was kept by one 
Anderson, who had his " horns" over his 
door, to denote that persons were sworn 
there as well as at the Gate-house. 
Wright, the then landlord of the " Red 
Lion and Sun," determined not to be 
outrivalled, and hung out a pair of bul- 
lock's horns so enormous in size, and 
otherwise so conspicuous, as to eclipse 
the " Bell and Horns ;" at last, all the 
public houses in the village got " horns," 
and swore in. It is within recollection 
that every house in Highgate had " the 
horns" at the door as a permanent sign. 

6. Coach and Horses, . Ram's horns. 

7. Castle, Ram's horns. 

8. Red Lion, .... Ram's horns. 

9. Wrestler's, .... Stag's horns. 

10. Bull, Stag's horns. 

11. Lord Nelson, . . . Stag's horns. 

12. Duke of Wellington, . Stag's horns. 
This house is at the bottom of Highgate 

Hill, towards Finchley, in the angle 
formed by the intersection of the old road 



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86 



over the hill, and the road through the 
archway to Holloway. It therefore com- 
mands the Highgate entrance into Lon- 
don, and the landlord avails himself of 
his " eminence" at the foot of the hill, by 
proffering his " horns" to all who desire 
to be free of Highgate. 

13. Crown, . Stag's herns. This is 
the first public house in Highgate coming 
from Holloway. i 

14. Duke's Head, . . Stag's horns. 

15. Cooper's Arms, . . Ram's horns. 

16. Rose and Crown, . Stag's horns. 

17. Angel, .... .* Stag's horns. 

18. Flask, Ram's horns. 

This old house is now shut up. It is 

at the top of Highgate Hill, close by the 
pond, which was formed there by a hermit, 
who caused gravel to be excavated for the 
making of the road from Highgate to 
Islington, through Holloway. Of this 
labour old Fuller speaks, he calls it a 
" t*,vo-handed charity, providing water on 
the hill where it was wanting, and cleanli- 
ness in the valley which before, especially 
in winter, was passed with difficulty." 

19. Fox and Crown . Ram's Horns. 
This house, commonly called the " Fox v 
and the " Fox under the Hill," is nearly 
at the top of the road from Kentish Town 
to Highgate, and though not the most 
remarked perhaps, is certainly the most 
remarkable house for " swearing on the 
horns." Guiver, the present landlord, 
(January 1826) came to the house about 
Michaelmas 1824, and many called 
upon him to be sworn in ; not having 
practised he was unqualified to indulge 
the requisitionists, and very soon finding, 
that much of the custom of his house de- 
pended on the "custom of Highgate," and 
imagining that he had lost something by 
his indifference to the usage, he boldly 
determined to obtain " indemnity for the 
past, and security for the future." There- 
upon he procured habiliments, and an 
assistant, and he is now an office-bearer 
as regards the aforesaid "manner" of High- 
gate, and exercises his faculties so as to 
dignify the custom. Robed in a domino 
with a wig and mask, and a book wherein 
is written the oath, he recites it in this 
costume as he reads it through a pair of 
spectacles. The staff with " the horns" is 
held by an old villager who acts as clerk, 
and at every full stop, calls aloud, 
" Amen !" This performance furnishes 
the representation of the present engrav- 
ing from a sketch by Mr. George Cruik- 
shank. He has waggishly misrepresented 



one of the figures, which not being tha 
landlord, who is the most important cha- 
racter, no way affects the general fidelity 
of the scenes sometimes exhibited m the 
parlour of the Fox and Crown. 

It is not uncommon for females to be 
"sworn at Highgate." On such occa- 
sions the word " daughter" is substituted 
for "son," and other suitable alterations 
are made in the formality. Anciently there 
was a register kept at the gate-house, 
wherein persons enrolled their names 
when sworn there, but the book unac- 
countably disappeared many years ago. 1 
Query. Is it in Mr. Upcott's collection of 
autographs ? 

There seems to be little doubt, that the 
usage first obtained at the Gate-house ; 
where, as well as in other public houses, 
though not in all, at this time, deputies 
are employed to swear in. An old inha- 
bitant, who formerly kept a licensed 
house, says, " In my time nobody came 
to Highgate in any thing of a carriage, 
without being called upon to be sworn in. 
There was so much doing in this way at 
one period, that I was obliged to hire a 
man as a ' swearer-in :' I have sworn in 
from a hundred to a hundred and twenty 
in a day. Bodies of tailors used to come 
up here from town, bringing five or six 
new shopmates with them to be sworn ; 
and I have repeatedly had parties of la- 
dies and gentlemen in private carriages 
come up purposely to be made free of 
Highgate in the same way." 

Officers of the guards and other regi- 
ments repeatedly came to the Gate-house 
and called for " the horns." Dinner parties 
were formed there for the purpose of ini- 
tiating strangers, and as pre-requisite for 
admission to sundry convivial societies, 
now no more, the freedom of Highgate 
was indispensable. 

Concerning the origin of this, custom, 
there are two or three stories. One is, 
that it was devised by a landlord, who had 
lost his licence, as a means of covering 
the sale of his liquors ; to this there seems 
no ground of credit. 

Another, and a probable account, is, to 
this effect That Highgate being the place 
nearest to London where cattle rested on 
their way from the north for sale in Smith- 
field, certain graziers were accustomed to 
put up at the Gate-house for the night, 
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stnmjers, who like themselves were tra- 
velling on their business, they brought an 
ox to the deer, and those who did not 
choose to kiss its horns, after going 
through the ceiemony described, were not 
deemed fit members of their society. 

It is imagined by some, because it is so 
stated in a modern book or two as likely, 
that the horns were adopted to swear 
this whimsical oath upon, because it was 
tendered at the parish ofHorns-ey, where- 
in Highgate is situated. 

The reader may choose either of these 
origins ; he has before him all that can be 
known upon the subject. 



An anecdote related by Mrs. Southo of 
the Red Lion and Sun, may, or may not, 
be illustrative of this custom. She is a 
native of Hoddesdon in Hertfordshire, 
where her father kept the Griffin, and she 
says, that when any fresh waggoner came 
to that house with his team, a drinking 
horn, holding about a pint, fixed on a 
stand made of four rams' horns, was 
brought out of the house, and elevated 
above his head, and he was compelled to 
pay a gallon of beer, and to drink out of 
the horn. She never heard how the usage 
originated ; it had been observed, and 
the stand of rams' horns had been in the 
nouse, from time immemorial. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 35 52. 



18. 

St. Priscian. 
In the church of England calendar. 

OLD TWELFTH DAY. 

This is still observed in some parts of 
England 

Don Sebastian. 

In default of holiday making by the 
editor, who during the Christmas season 
has been employed in finishing the 
index es,which will be in the readers' hands 
in tew days to enable them to complete 
tl e "rst volume of this work, he has now 
a>id then turned to his collections to re- 
li n e the wearisomeness of his occupation, 
ind finding the following anecdote in 

The Times" of Dec. 1825, he subjoins 



from his stores an illustration of the 
curious fact it relates to. " It may be 
mentioned," The Times says, " as a sin- 
gular species of infatuation, that many 
Portuguese residing in Brazil as well as 
Portugal, still believe in the coming of 
Sebastian, the romantic king, who was 
killed in Africa about the year 1578, in a 
pitched battle with the emperor Muley 
Moluc. Some of these old visionaries 
will go out, wrapped in their large cloaks, 
on a windy night, to watch the move- 
ments of the heavens, and frequently, if 
an exhalation is seen flitting in the air, 
resembling a falling star, they will cry 
out, " there he comes !" Sales of horses 
and other things are sometimes effected, 
payable at the coming of king Sebastian. 
It was this fact that induced Junot, when 
asked what he would be able to do with 
the Portuguese, to answer, what can I do 
with a people who are still waiting for 
the coming of the Messiah and king Se- 
bastian ?" 

This superstitious belief is mentioned 
in a MS. Journal of a Residence at Lis- 
bon in 1814, written by an individual 
personally known to the editor, who ex- 
tracts from the narrative as follows : 

It is the daily practice at Lisbon for 
the master of the family to cater for the 
wants of his table himself. According to 
ancient usage, he must either employ and 
pay a porter to carry home his purchases 
at market, or send a servant for them. A 
certain doctor, well known to be a lover 
of fish, and an enthusiastic expectant of 
Don Sebastian, was watched several days 
in the fish market by some knavish youths, 
who contrived a trick upon him. One 
morning, they observed him very intent 
upon a fine large fish, yet disagreeing 
with the fishmonger as to its price. One 
of these knaves managed to inform the 
man, if he would let the doctor have the 
fish at his own price he would pay the 
difference, and the fishmonger soon con- 
cluded the bargain with the doctor. As 
soon as he was gone, one of the party, 
without the fishmonger's knowledge, in- 
sinuated down the fish's throat a scroll of 
parchment curiously packed, and shortly 
afterwards, the doctor's servant arrived 
for his master's purchase. On opening 
the fish, in order to its being cooked, the 
parchment deposit was found, and the 
credulous man, to his astonishment and 
delight, read as follows : 

"Worthy and well-beloved Signor 

, respected by the saints and now 



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90 



revered by men. From our long observ- 
ation of thine heart's integrity, and in 
full knowledge of thy faith and firm be- 
lief, thou art selected as the happy instru- 
ment of our return ; but know, most 
worthy Signer, the idea of a white 
horse in clouds of air, is a mere fable 
invented by weak men. It will be fai 
otherwise, but be thou circumspect and 
secret, and to thee these things will be 
explained hereafter. Know, that by the 
element of water, by which we make this 
known, we shall return. Not far from 
Fort St. Juliana is a spot thou knowest 
well, a smooth declivity towards the sea ; 
it is there we first shall touch the shore 
of our loved Portugal to-morrow's night 
at twelve. Be thou there alone, and 
softly gliding on the water's surface a 
small boat shall appear. Be silent and re- 
main quiet on our appearance, for until we 
can join our prayers with thine thou must 
not speak ; load not thyself with coin, for 
soon as dawn appears a troop of goodly 
horse from Cintra's Road will rise upon 
thy view. But be not destitute of where- 
with to bear thine expense. All thy future 
life shall be thy prince's care. 

"SEBASTIAN." 



The trick succeeded ; for the next day 
the doctor left Lisbon as privately as pos- 
sible, while his trepanners who had watch- 
ed him quickly followed, two in a boat 
hired for the purpose, and two on shore, 
to make a signal. The boat arrived at 
the appointed hour, and the doctor ex- 
pected nothing less than the landing of 
the long expected and well-beloved Sebas- 
tian. It reached the shore, and by those 
who stepped out and their confederates 
concealed on the beach, the doctor was 
eased of some doubloons he had with 
him, received a cool dip in the water, and 
was left on the beach to bewail his folly. 
The story soon got wind, and now (in 
1814) there are wags who, when they 
observe the doctor coming, affect to see 
something in the sky ; this hint con- 
cerning Don Sebastian's appearance is 
usually intimated beyond the reach of the 
doctor's cane. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 12. 



Sanuarp 19. 

Feast of Lanthorns. 

This is a festival with the Chinese on 
the fifteenth day of the first month of their 
year. It is so called from the great num- 
ber of lanthorns hung out of the houses, 
and in the streets ; insomuch that it ra- 
ther appears a season of madness, than of 
feasting. On this day are exposed lant- 
horns of all prices, whereof some are said 
to cost two thousand crowns. Some of 
their grandees retrench somewhat every 
dr.y out of their table, their dress, their 
equipage, &c. to appear the more magni- 
ficent in lanthorns. They are adorned with 
gilding, sculpture, painting, japanning, 
&c. and as to their size, it is extravagant ; 
some are from twenty-five to thirty feet 
diameter; they represent halls and cham- 
bers. Two or three such machines toge- 
ther would make handsome houses. In 
lanthorns of these dimensions the Chinese 
are able to eat, lodge, receive visits, have 
balls, and act plays. The great multi- 
tude of smaller lanthorns usually consist 
of six faces or lights, each about four feet 
high, and one and a half broad, framed 
in wood finely gilt and adorned; over 
these are stretched a fine transparent silk, 
curiously painted with flowers, trees, and 
sometimes human figures. The colours 
are extremely bright; and when the 
torches are lighted, they appear highly 
beautiful and surprising. 



'French Lark Shooting. 

To the gentleman whose letter from 
Abbeville, descriptive of " Wild fowl 
shooting in France," is on p. 1575 of 
vol. I., the editor is indebted for another 
on " Lark shooting," which is successfully 
practised there by a singular device un- 
known to sportsmen in this country.* 



* To his former letter J. J. H. are printed as 
in'.tiaL by mistake, inctcad of J. H. H. 






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Boating m Jfrawe 



As far-off islanders, 



Innocent of trade, unskilled in commerce, 
To whom a glass or toy unknown before 
Is wonderful, give freely, flocks and fruits 
To gain mere baubles ; so, these silly birds 
Attracted by the glisten of the twirler, 
Hover above the passing strange decoy, 
Intent to gaze, and fall the gunnel's prey. 

Abbeville. 
Dear Sir, 
If I do not send you your wished for 



Partridge and quail shooting cease in 
this delightful part of the world about the 
middle of October, for by that time the 



wood cuts I at least keep my promise of partridges are so very wild and wary that 



letting you hear from me. I told you in 
my last you should have something about 



there is no getting near them. The rea- 
son of this is, that our fields here are all 



our krk-shooting, and so you shall, and open without either hedge or ditch, and 



at this time too ; though I assure you 
writing flying as I almost do, is by no 
means so agreeable to me as snooting fly- 
ing, which is the finest sport imaginable. 
When I come home I will tell you all 



when the corn and hemp are off, the stub- 
ble is pulled up so close by the poor peo- 
ple for fuel, that there is no cover for par- 
tridges ; as to the quails, they are all 
either " killed off," or take their depar- 



about it, for the present I can only ac- ture for a wilder climate ; and then there 



luaint you with enough to let 



qu 

the secret of the enjoyment that 



rou into 
should 

always find in France, if I had no other 
attraction to the country. I must " level" 
at once, for I have no time to spare, and 
so " here goes," as the boy says. 



is nothing left for the French gentry to 
amuse themselves with but lark-shooting. 
These birds are attracted to any given 
spot in great numbers by a singular con- 
trivance, called a miroir. This is a small 
machine, made of a piece of mahogany, 



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94 



shaped like a chapeau bras, and highly 
polished ; or else it is made of common 
wood, inlaid with small bits of looking 
glass, so as to reflect the suns rays up- 
wards. It is fixed on the top of a thin 
iron rod, or upright spindle, dropped 
through an iron loop or ring attached to 
a piece of wood, to drive into the ground 
as here represented. 




By pulling a string fastened to the 
spindle, the miroir twirls, and the reflect- 
ed light unaccountably attracts the larks, 
who hover over it, and become a mark for 
the sportsman. In this way I have had 
capital sport. A friend of mine actually 
shot six dozen before breakfast. While he 
sat on the ground he pulled the twirler 
himself, and his dogs fetched the birds as 
they dropped. However, I go on in the 
common way, and employ a boy to work 
the twirler. Ladies often partake in the 
amusement on a cold dry morning, not by 
shooting but by watching the sport. So 
many as ten or a dozen parties are some- 
times out together, firing at a distance of 
about five hundred yards apart, and in 
this way the larks are constantly kept on 
the wing. The most favourable mornings 
are when there is a gentle light frost, with 
little or no wind, and a clear sky for 
when there are clouds the larks will not 
approach. One would think the birds 
themselves enjoyed their destruction, for 
the fascination of the twirler is so strong, 
as to rob them of the usual " fruits of ex- 
perience." After being fired at several 
times they return to the twirler, and form 
again into groupes above it. Some of 
them even fly down and settle on the 
ground, within a yard or two of the as- 
tonishing instrument, looking at it "this 



way and that way, and all ways together," 
as if nothing had happened. 

Larks in France fetch from three to four 
sous a piece. In winter, however, when 
they are plentiful, they are seldom eaten, 
because here they are always dressed with 
the trail, like snipes and woodcocks ; but 
for this mode of cooking they are not fit- 
ted when the snow is on the ground, 
because they are then driven to eat turnip- 
tops, and other watery herbs, which com- 
municate an unpleasant flavourto the trail. 
Were you here at the season, to eat larks in 
their perfection, and dressed as we dress 
them, I think your praise of the cooking 
would give me the laugh against you, if 
you ever afterwards ventured to declaim 
against the use of the gun, which, next to 
my pencil, is my greatest hobby. I send 
you a sketch of the sport, with the boy at 
the twirler do what you like with it. 

I rather think I did not tell you in my 
last, that the decoy ducks, used in wild- 
fowl shooting, are made of wood >any 
stump near at hand is hacked out any 
how for the body, while a small limb of 
any tree is thrust into the stump for the 
duck's neck, and one of the side branches 
left short makes his head. These ducks 
answer the purpose with their living pro- 
totypes, who fly by moonlight, and have 
not a perfect view, and don't stay for dis- 
tinctions, like philosophers. 

It will not be long before I'm off for 
England, and then, &c. 

I am, &c. 

J. H. H. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37*02. 

Sfanuarp 20. 

Fabian. 
In the church of England calendar.* 

DEDICATION. 

The dedication of each day in the year, 
by the Romish church, in honour of a 
saint, which converts every day into a fes- 
tival, is a fact pretty well known to the 
readers of the Every-Day Book. It is 
also generally known, that in certain al- 
manacs every part of the human body is 
distributed among the days throughout 
the year, as subjects of diurnal influence ; 
but it is not perhaps so well known, that 

* See vol. i. p. 135. 



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every joint of each finger on each hand 
was appropriated to some saint. The 
proof of this is supplied by two very old 
prints, from engravings on wood, at the 
British Museum. They are among a col- 
lection of ancient wood cuts pasted in a 
folio volume. It would occupy too much 
room to give copies of these representa- 
tions in fac-simile : the curiously inclined, 
who have access to the Museum print- 
room, may consult the originals ; general 
readers may be satisfied with the follow, 
ing description : 

Right Hand. 

The top joint of the thumb is dedicated 
to GOD ; the second joint to the Virgin ; 
the top joint of \heforefinger to Barna- 
bas, the second joint to John, the third 
to Paul; the top joint of the second fin- 
ger to Simeon Cleophas, the second 
joint to Tathideo, the third to Joseph ; 
the top joint of the third finger to Zac- 
cheus, the second to Stephen, the third to 
Luke ; the top joint of the little finger 
to Leatus, the second to Mark, the third 
joint to Nicodemus. 

Left Hand. 

The top joint of the thumb is dedicated 
to Christ, the second joint to the Virgin; 
the top joint of the fore finger to St. 
James, the second to St. John the evange- 
list, the third to St. Peter ; the first joint 
of the second finger to St. Simon, the se- 
cond joint to St. Matthew, the third to St. 
James the great; the top joint of the 
third finger to St. Jude, the second joint 
to St. Bartholomew, the third to St. An- 
drew; the top joint of the little finger to 
St. Matthias, the second joint to St. Tho- 
mas, the third joint to St. Philip. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 . 92. 

Sfanuarg 21. 

St. Agnes. 

In the church of England calendar.* 
How to sleep well in cold weather. 

Obtain a free circulation of the blood 
by walking, or other wholesome exercise, 
so as to procure a gentle glow over the 
entire surface of the body. Hasten to 
your chamber, undress yourself quickly, 
and jump into bed without suffering 
its temperature to be heightened by the 

* See vol. i. p. 141. 



machine called a -warming-pan. Your 
bed will be warmed by your own heat, 
and if you have not eaten a meat supper, 
or drank spirits, you will sleep well and 
warm all night. Calico sheets are adapted 
to this season blankets perhaps are bet- 
ter; but as they absorb perspiration they 
should be washed before they come into 

use with sheets in summer time. 



Extraordinary sleeper. 

Samuel Clinton, of Timbury, near Bath, 
a labouring man, about twenty-five years 
of age, had frequently slept, without inter- 
mission, for several weeks. On the 13th 
of May, 1694, he fell into a profound 
sleep, out of which he could by no means 
be roused by those about him ; but after 
a month's time, he rose of himself, put on 
his clothes, and went about his business 
as usual. From that time to the 9th of 
April following he remained free from 
any extraordinary drowsiness, but then 
fell into another protracted sleep. His 
friends were prevailed on to try what re- 
medies might effect, and accordingly he 
was bled, blistered, cupped, and scarified, 
but to no purpose. In this manner he 
lay till the 7th of August, when he awak- 
ed, and went into the fields, where he 
found people busy in getting in the har- 
vest, and remembered that when he fell 
asleep they were sowing their oats and 
barley. From that time he remained well 
till the 17th of August, 1697, when he 
complained of a shivering, and, after some 
disorder of the stomach, the same day fell 
fast asleep again. Dr. Oliver went to see 
him ; he was then in an agreeable warmth, 
but without the least sign of his being 
sensible ; the doctor then held a phial of 
sal-ammoniac under his nose, and in- 
jected about half an ounce up one of his 
nostrils, but it only made his nose run 
and his eyelids shiver a little. The doc- 
tor then filled his nostrils with powder of 
white hellebore, but the man did not dis 
cover the least uneasiness. About ten 
days after, the apothecary took fourteen 
ounces of blood from his arm without his 
making the least motion during the ope- 
ration. The latter end of September Dr. 
Oliver again visited him, and a gentle- 
man present ran a large pin into his arm 
to the bone, but he gave not the least sign 
of feeling. In this manner he lay till the 
19th of November, when his mother hear- 
ing him make a noise ran immediately to 
him, and asked him how he did, and what 
^e would have to eat? to which he re- 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 22. 



plied, " very well, I thank you ; I'll take 
some bread and cheese." His mother, 
overjoyed, ran to acquaint his brother that 
he was awake, but on their goiug up stairs 
they found him as fast asleep as ever. 
Thus he continued till the end of Janu- 
ary, at which time he awoke perfectly well 
and very little altered in his flesh, and 
went about his business as usual.* 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 37 



35. 



Sanuarp 22. 



St. fincent. 
In the church of England calendar.^ 




on tfce 



The Hyde-park river which no river is, 

The Serpentine which is not serpentine 
When frozen, every skater claims as his, 

In right of common, there to intertwine 
With countless crowds, and glide upon the ice. 

Lining the banks, the timid and unwilling 
Stand and look on, while some the fair entice 

By telling, " yonder skaters are quadrilling" 
And here the skatelesshire the " best skates" for a shilling. 



Vol.. 1156. 



Phil. Tr*n. 



t See vol. i. p. 15J. 



99 



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100 



A hard frost is a season of holidays in 
London. The scenes exhibited are too 
agreeable and ludicrous for the pen to 
describe. They are for the pencil; and 
Mr. Cruikshank's is the only one equal 
to the series. In a work like this there 
is no room for their display, yet he has 
hastily essayed the preceding sketch in a 
short hour. It is proper to say, that how- 
ever gratifying the representation may be 
to the reader, the friendship that extorted 
it is not ignorant that scarcely a tithe of 
either the time or space requisite has 
been afforded Mr. Cruikshank for the sub- 
ject. It conveys some notion however of 
part of the doings on u the Serpentine in 
Hyde-park" when the thermometer is 
below " freezing," and every drop of wa- 
ter depending from trees and eaves be- 
comes solid, and hangs 

" like a diamond in the sky." 
The ice-bound Serpentine is the resort of 
every one who knows how or is learning 
to skate, and on a Sunday its broad sur- 
face is covered with gazers who have " as 
much right" to be on it as skaters, and 
therefore " stand" upon the right to in- 
terrupt the recreation they came to see. 
This is especially the case on a Sunday. 
The entire of this canal from the wall of 
Kensington-gardens to the extremity at 
the Knightsbridge end was, on Sunday 
the 15th of January, 1826, literally 
a mob of skaters and gazers. At one 
period it was calculated that there were 
not less than a hundred thousand persons 
upon this single sheet of ice. 

The coachmen on the several roads, par- 
ticularly on the western and northern 
roads, never remembered a severer frost 
than they experienced on the Sunday 
night just mentioned. Those who recol- 
lected that of 1814, when the Thames 
was frozen over, and booths raised 
on the ice, declared that they did not 
feel it so severely, as it did not come 
on so suddenly. The houses and trees in 
the country had a singular appearance on 
the Monday, owing to the combination of 
frost and fog; the trees, and fronts of 
houses, and even the glass was covered 
with thick white frost, and was no more 
transparent than ground-glass. 

Butchers, in the suburbs, where the frost 
was felt more keenly than in the metro- 
polis, were obliged to keep their shops 
shut in order to keep out the frost ; many 
of them carried the meat into their par- 
lours, and kept it folded up in cloths 



round the fires, and unfolded it as their 
customers came in and required it. The 
market gardeners also felt the severity of 
the weather it stopped their labours, and 
some of the men, attended by their wives, 
went about in parties, and with frosted 
greens fixed at the tops of rakes and hoes, 
uttered the ancient cry of " Pray re- 
member the gardeners ! Remember the 
poor frozen out gardeners '."* 



The Apparition. 

Twas silence all, the rising moon 
With clouds had veil'd her light, 

The clock struck twelve, when, lo ! I saw 
A very chilling sight. 

Pale as a snow-ball was its face, 

Like icicles its hair; 
For mantle, it appeared to me 

A sheet of ice to wear. 

Tho' seldom given to alarm, 

I'faith, I'll not dissemble, 
My teeth all chatter'd in my head, 

And every joint did tremble. 

At last, I cried, " Pray who are you, 

And whither do you go V 
Methought the phantom thus replied, 

*' My name is Sally Snow ; 

" My father is the Northern Wind, 
My mother's name was Water ; 

Old parson Winter married them, 
And I'm their hopeful Daughter. 

" I have a lover Jackey Frost, 
My dad the match condemns ; 

I've run from home to-night to meet 
My love upon the Thames." 

I stopp'd Miss Snow in her discourse, 

This answer just to cast in, 
" I hope, if John and you unite, 

Your union wo'n't be lasting ! 

" Besides, if you should rnarry him, 
But ill you'd do, that I know ; 

For surely Jackey Frost must be 
A very slippery fellow." 

She sat her down before the fire, 

My wonder now increases ; 
For she I took to be a maid, 

Then tumbled into pieces ! 

For air, thin air, did Hamlet's ghost, 
His foremost cock-crow barter ; 

But what I saw, and now describe, 
Resolv'd itself to water. 



* Morning Herald, 16th January, 1826. 



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GREAT FROST, 1814. 

The severest and most remarkable 
frost in England of late years, commenced 
in December, 1813, and generally 
called " the Great Frost in 1814,'' was 
preceded by a great fog, which came on 
with the evening of the 27th of Decem- 
ber, 1813. It is described as a darkness 
that might be felt. Cabinet business of 
great importance had been transacted, 
and lord Castlereagh left London about 
two hours before, to embark for the con- 
tinent. The prince regent, (since George 
IV.) proceeding towards Hatfield on a 
visit to the marquis of Salisbury, was 
obliged to return to Carlton-house, after 
being absent several hours, during which 
period the carriages had not reached be- 
yond Kentish-town, and one of the out- 
riders fell into a ditch. Mr. Croker, se- 
cretary of the admiralty, on a visit north- 
ward, wandered likewise several hours in 
making a progress not more than three or 
four miles, and was likewise compelled to 
put back. It was " darkness that might be 
felt." 

On most of the roads, excepting the 
high North-road, travelling was performed 
with the utmost danger, and the mails 
were greatly impeded. 

On the 28th, the Maidenhead coach 
coming to London, missed the road near 
Hartford bridge and was overturned. 
Lord Hawarden was among the passen- 
gers, and severely injured. 

On the 29th, the Birmingham mail 
was nearly seven hours in going from the 
Post-office to a mile or two below Ux- 
bridge, a distance of twenty miles only : 
and on this, and other evenings, the short 
stages in the neighbourhood of London 
had two persons with links, running by 
the horses' heads. Pedestrians carried 
links or lanterns, and many, who were 
not so provided, lost themselves in the 
most frequented, and at other times well- 
known streets. Hackney-coachmen mis- 
took the pathway for the road, and the 
greatest confusion prevailed. 

On the 31st, the increased fog in the 
metropolis was, at night, truly alarming. 
It required great attention and thorough 
knowledge of the public streets to pro- 
ceed any distance, and persons who had 
material business to transact were un- 
avoidably compelled to carry torches. 
The lamps appeared through the haze like 
small candles. Careful hackney-coach- 
men got off the box and led their horses, 
while others drove only at a walking 



pace. There were frequent meetings of 
carriages, and great mischief ensued. 
Foot passengers, alarmed at the idea of 
being run down, exclaimed, " Who is 
coming ?" " Mind !" Take care !" 
&c. Females who ventured abroad were 
in great peril ; and innumerable people 
lost their way. 

After the fogs, there were heavier 
falls of snow than had been within the 
memory of man. With only short inter- 
vals, it snowed incessantly for forty-eight 
hours, and this after the. ground was 
covered with ice, the result of nearly four 
weeks continued frost. During this long 
period, the wind blew almost continually 
from the north and north-east, and the 
cold was intense. A short thaw of about 
one day, rendered the streets almost im- 
passable. The mass of snow and water 
was so thick, that hackney-coaches with 
an additional horse, and other vehicles, 
could scarcely plough their way through. 
Trade and calling of all kinds in the 
streets were nearly stopped, and consi- 
derably increased the distresses of the 
industrious. Few carriages, even stages, 
could travel the roads, and those in ~the 
neighbourhood of London seemed de- 
serted. From many buildings, icicles, a 
yard and a half long, were seen suspended . 
The water-pipes to the houses were all 
frozen, and it became necessary to have 
plugs in the streets for the supply of all 
ranks of inhabitants. The Thames, from 
London Bridge to Blackfriars, was com- 
pletely blocked up at ebb-tide for nearly 
a fortnight Every pond and river near 
the metropolis was completely frozen. 

Skating was pursued with great avidity 
on the Canal in St. James's, and the Ser- 
pentine in Hyde-park. On Monday the 
10th of January, the Canal and the Basin 
in the Green-park were conspicuous for 
the number of skaters, who administered 
to the pleasure of the throngs on the 
banks ; some by the agility and grace of 
their evolutions, and others by tumbles 
and whimsical accidents from clumsy at- 
tempts. A motley collection of all orders 
seemed eager candidates for applause. 
The sweep, the dustman, the drummer, 
the beau, gave evidence of his own good 
opinion, and claimed that of the belles who 
viewed his movements. In Hyde-park, a 
more distinguished order of visitors 
crowded the banks of the Serpentine. 
Ladies, in robes of the richest fur, bid de- 
fiance to the wintry winds, and ventured 
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numbers, of first-rate notoriety, executed 
some of the most difficult movements of 
the art, to universal admiration. A lady 
and two officers, who performed a reel 
with a precision scarcely conceivable, re- 
ceived applause so boisterous as to terrify 
the fair cause of the general expression, 
and occasion her to forego the pleasure she 
received from the amusement. Two ac- 
cidents occurred: a skating lady dislo- 
cated the patella or kneepan, and five 
gentlemen and a lady were submerged in 
the frosty fluid, but with no other injury 
than from the natural effect of so cold an 
embrace. 

On the 20th, in consequence of the 
great accumulation of snow in London, it 
became necessary to relieve *he roofs of 
the houses by throwing off the load col- 
lected upon them. By this means the 
carriage-ways in the middle of the streets 
were rendered scarcely pastble; and the 
streams constantly flowing from the open 
plugs, added to the general mass of ice. 

Many coach proprietors, on the northern 
and western roads, discontinued to run 
their coaches. In places where the roads 
were low, the snow had drifted above car- 
riage height. On Finchley-common, by 
the fall of one night, it lay to a depth 
of sixteen feet, and the road was impass- 
able even to oxen. On Bagshot-heath 
and about Esher and Cobham the road 
was completely choked up. Except the 
Kent and Essex roads, no others were 
passable beyond a few miles from London. 
The coaches of the western road remained 
stationary at different parts. The Windsor 
coach was worked through the snow at 
Colnbrook, which was there sixteen feet 
deep, by employing about fifty labourers. 
At Maidenhead-lane, the snow was still 
deeper ; and between Twyford and Read- 
ing it assumed a mountainous appear- 
ance. Accounts say that, on parts of 
Bagshot-heath, description would fail to 
convey an adequate idea of its situation. 
The Newcastle coach went off the road 
into a pit upwards of eight feet deep, but 
without mischief to either man or horse. 
The middle North-road was impassable 
at Highgate-hill. 

On the 22d of January, and for some 
time afterwards, the ice on the Serpentine 
in Hyde-park bore a singular appear- 
ance, from mountains of snow which 
sweepers had collected together in dif- 
ferent situations. The spaces allotted for 



the skaters were in circles, squares, and 
oblongs. Next to the carriage ride on the 
north side, many astonishing evolutions 
were performed by the skaters. Skipping 
on skates, and the Turk-cap backwards, 
were among the most conspicuous. The 
ice, injured by a partial thaw in some 
places, was much cut np, yet elegantly 
dressed females dashed between the hil- 
locks of snow, with great bravery. 

At this time the appearance of the 
river Thames was most remarkable. Vast 
pieces of floating ice, laden generally with 
heaps of snow, were slowly carried up 
and down by the tide, or collected where 
the projecting banks or the bridges re- 
sisted the flow. These accumulations 
sometimes formed a chain of glaciers, 
which, uniting at one moment, were at 
another cracking and bounding against 
each other in a singular and awful manner 
with loud noise. Sometimes these ice 
islands rose one over another, covered 
with angry foam, and were violently im- 
pelled by the winds and waves through 
the arches of the bridges, with tremen- 
dous crashes. Near the bridges, the 
floating pieces collected about mid-water, 
or while the tide was less forcible, and 
ranged themselves on each other ; the 
stream formed them into order by its 
force as it passed, till the narrowness of 
the channel increased the power of the 
flood, when a sudden disruption taking 
place, the masses burst away, and floated 
off. The river was frozen over for the 
space of a week, and a complete Frost 
Fair held upon it, as will be mentioned 
presently. 

Since the establishment of mail-coaches 
correspondence had not been so inter- 
rupted as on this occasion. Internal 
communication was completely at a stand 
till the roads could be in some degree 
cleared. The entire face of the country 
was one uniform sheet of snow ; no trace 
of road was discoverable. 

The Post-office exerted itself to have 
the roads cleared for the conveyance of 
the mails, and the government interfered 
by issuing instructions to every parish in 
the kingdom to employ labourers in re- 
opening the ways. 



In the midland counties, particularly 
on the borders of Northamptonshire and 
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altogether unprecedented. AtDunchurch, 
a small village on the road to Birming- 
nara, through Coventry, and for a few 
miles round that place, in all directions, 
the drifts exceeded twenty-four feet, and 
no tracks of carriages or travellers could 
oe discovered, except on the great road, 
for many days. 

The Cambridge mail coach coming 
to London, sunk into a hollow of 
the road, and remained with the snow 
drifting over it, from one o'clock to nine 
in the morning, when it was dragged out 
by fourteen waggon horses. The pas- 
sengers, who were in the coach the whole 
of the time, were nearly frozen to death. 

On the 26th, the wind veered to the 
south-west, and a thaw was speedily dis- 
cernible. The great fall of the Thames 
at London-bridge for some days presented 
a scene both novel and interesting. At 
the ebbing of the tide, huge fragments of 
ice were precipitated down the stream 
with great violence, accompanied by a 
noise, equal to the report of a small piece 
of artillery. On the return of the tide, 
they were forced back ; but the obstacles 
opposed to their passage through the 
arches were so great, as to threaten a 
total stoppage to the navigation of the 
river. The thaw continued, and these 
appearances gradually ceased. 

On the 27th, 28th, and 29th, the roads 
and streets were nearly impassable from 
floods, and the accumulation of snow. 
On Sunday the 30th a sharp frost set in, 
and continued till the following Saturday 
evening, the 5th of February. 

The Falmouth mail coach started from 
thence for Exeter, after h;iving proceeded 
a few miles was overturned, without ma- 
terial injury to the passengers. With the 
assistance of an additional pair of horses 
it reached the first stage ; affer which all 
endeavours to proceed were found per- 
fectly useless, and the letters were sent to 
Bodmin by the guard on horseback. The 
Falmouth and Plymouth coach and its 
passengers were obliged to remain at St. 
Austell. 

At Plymouth, the snow was nearly four 
feet high in several of the streets. 

At Liverpool, on the 17th of January, 
Fahrenheit's thermometer, in the Athe- 
naeum, stood at fifteen degrees ; seven 
below the freezing point. From the ice 
accumulated in the Mersey, boats could 



not pass over. Almost all labour with- 
out doors was at a stand. 

At Gloucester, Jan. 17. The severity 
of the frost had not been exceeded by 
any that preceded it. The Severn was 
frozen over, and people went to Tewkes- 
bury market across the ice on horseback. 
The cold was intense. The thermometer, 
exposed in a north-eastern aspect, stood 
at thirteen degrees, nine below the freez- 
ing point. On the eastern coast, it stood 
as low as nine and ten ; a degree of cold 
unusual in this county. 

Bristol, Jan. 18. The frost continued 
in this city with the like severity. The 
Floating Harbour from Cumberland basin 
to the Feeder, at the bottom of Avon- 
street, was one continued sheet of ice ; 
and for the first time in the memory of 
man, the skater made his appearance 
under Bristol-bridge. The Severn was 
frozen over at various points, so as to bear 
the weight of passengers. 

At Whitehaven, Jan. 18, the frost had 
increased in severity. All the ponds and 
streams were frozen ; and there was 
scarcely a pump in the town that gave 
out water. The market was very thinly 
attended-, it having been found in many 
parts impossible to travel until the snow 
was cut. 

At Dublin, Jan. 14, the snow lay in a 
quantity unparalleled for half a century. 
In the course of one day and night, it 
descended so inconceivably thick and 
rapid, as to block up all the roads, and 
preclude the possibility of the mail coaches 
being able to proceed, and it was even 
found impracticable to send the mails on 
horseback. Thus all intercourse with the 
interior was cut off, and it was not until 
the 18th, when an intense frost suddenly 
commenced, that the communication was 
opened, and several mail bags arrived 
from the country on horseback. 

The snow in many of the narrow streets 
of Dublin, after the footways had been in 
some measure cleared, was more than six 
fe^t. It was nearly impossible for any 
carriage to force a passage, and few ven- 
tured on the hazardous attempt. Acci- 
dents, both distressing and fatal, occurred. 
In several streets and lanes the poorer 
inhabitants were literally blocked up in 
their houses, and in the attempt to go 
abroad, experienced every kind of misery. 
The number of deaths from cold and 
distress were greater than at any other 
period, unless at the time of the plague. 
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before this date. The coffin -makers in 
Cook-street could with difficulty com- 
plete their numerous orders : and not a 
few poor people lay dead in their wretched 
rooms for several days, from the impos- 
sibility of procuring assistance to convey 
them to the Hospital-fields, and the great 
difficulty and danger of attempting to 
open the ground, which was very uneven, 
and where the snow remained in some 
parts, twenty feet deep. 

From Canterbury, January 25, the 
communication with the metropolis was 
not open from Monday until Saturday 
preceding this date, when the snow was 
cut through by the military at Chatham- 
hill, and near Gravesend ; and the stages 
proceeded with their passengers. The 
mail of the Thursday night arrived at 
Canterbury late on Friday evening, the 
bags having been conveyed part of the 
distance upon men's shoulders. The bags 
of Friday and Saturday night arrived 
together on Sunday morning about ten 
o'clock. 

Dalrymple, North Britain, January 
29. Wednesday, the 26th, was an epoch 
ever to be remembered by the inhabitants 
of this village. The thaw of that and the 
preceding day had opened the Doon, 
formerly " bound like a rock," to a con- 
siderable distance above this ; and the 
melting of the snow on the adjacent hills 
swelled the river beyond its usual height, 
and burst up vast fragments of ice and 
congealed snow. It forced them forward 
with irresistible impetuosity, bending 
trees like willows, carrying down Skel- 
ton-bridge, and sweeping all before it. 
The overwhelming torrent in its awful 
progress accumulated a prodigious mass 
of the frozen element, which, as if in 
wanton frolic, it heaved out into the fields 
on both sides, covering acres of ground 
many feet deep. Alternately loading 
and discharging in this manner, it came 
to a door or two in the village, as if to 
apprize the inhabitants of its powers. 
The river having deserted its wonted 
channel, endeavoured to make its grand 
entry by several courses successively in 
Saint Valley, and finding no one of them 
sufficient for its reception, took them 
altogether, and overrunning the whole 
holm at once, appeared here in terrific 
grandeur, between seven and eight o'clock 
in the evening, when the moon retreated 
behind a cloud, and the gloom of night 
added to the horrors of the tremendous 
scene. Like a sea, it overflowed all the 



gardens on the east side, from the cross 
to the bridge, and invaded the houses 
behind by the doors and windows, ex- 
tinguishing the fires in a moment, lifting 
and tumbling the furniture, and gushing 
out at the front doors with incredible 
rapidity. Its principal inroad was by 
the end of a bridge. Here, while the 
houses stood as a bank on either side, it 
came crashing and roaring up the street 
in full career, casting forth, within a few 
yards of the cross, floats of ice like mill- 
stones. The houses on the west side 
were in the same situation with those on 
the east. At one place the water was 
running on the house-eaves, at another 
it was near the door-head, and midway 
up the street, it stood three feet and a 
half above the door. Had it advanced 
five minutes longer in this direction, the 
whole village must have been 'inundated. 

During this frost a great number of 
the fish called golden maids, were picked 
up on Brighton beach and sold at good 
prices. They floated ashore quite blind, 
having been reduced to that state by the 



Annexed are a few of the casualties 
consequent on this great frost. A woman 
was found frozen to death on the High- 
gate-road. She proved to have been a 
charwoman, returning from Highgate, 
where she had been at work, toPancras. 

A poor woman named Wood, while 
crossing Blackheath from Leigh to the 
village of Charlton, accompanied by her 
two children, was benighted, and missed 
her way. After various efforts to extri- 
cate herself, she fell into a hole, and was 
nearly buried in the snow. From this, 
however, she contrived to escape, and 
again proceeded ; but at length, being 
completely exhausted, and her children 
benumbed with cold, she sat down on 
the trunk of a tree, where, wrapping her 
children in her cloak, she endeavoured by 
loud cries to attract the attention of some 
passengers. Her shrieks at length were 
heard by a waggoner, who humanely 
waded through the snow to her assistance, 
and taking her children, who seemed in 
a torpid state, in his arms, he conducted 
her to a public-house ; one of the infants 
was frozen to death, and the other was 
recovered with extreme difficulty. 

As some workmen were clearing away 
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Kipton, on the border of Northampton- mass as to render it immovable by the 
shire, the body of a child about three tide. 

years old was discovered, and imme- On Tuesday, February 1, the river 
diately afterwards the body of its mother, presented a thoroughly solid surface over 
She was the wife of a soldier of the 16th that part which extends from Blackfriars 
regiment, returning home with her infant Bridge to some distance below Three 
after accompanying her husband to the Crane Stairs, at the bottom of Queen- 
place of embarkation. It was supposed street, Cheapside. The watermen placed 
they had been a week in the snow. notices at the end of all the streets lead- 

There was found lying in the road ing to the city side of the river, an- 
leading from Longford to Upham, frozen nouncing a safe footway over, which 
to death, a Mr. Apthorne, a grazier, at attracted immense crowds, and in a short 
Coltsworth. He had left Hounslow at time thousands perambulated the rugged 
dusk on Monday evening, after having plain, where a variety of amusements 
drank rather freely, and proposed to go were provided. Among the more curious 
that night to Marlow. of these was the ceremony of roasting a 

On his return from Wakefield market, small sheep, or rather toasting or burning 
Mr. Husband, of Holroyd Hall, was it over a coal fire, placed in a large iron 
frozen to death, within little more than pan. For a view of this extraordinary 
a hundred yards of the house of his spectacle, sixpence was demanded, and 
nephew, with whom he resided. willingly paid. The delicate meat, when 

Mr. Chapman, organist, and master of done, was sold at a shilling a slice, and 
the central school at Andover, Hants, termed " Lapland mutton." There were 
was frozen to death near Wallop, in that a great number of booths ornamented 
county. with streamers, flags, and signs, and 

A young man named Monk, while within them there was a plentiful store 
driving a stage-coach near Ryegate, was of favourite luxuries with most of the 
thrown off the box on a lump of frozen multitude, gin, beer, and gingerbread. 
snow, and killed on the spot. The thoroughfare opposite Three Crane 

Stairs was complete and well frequented. 

The thermometer during this intense It was strewed with ashes, and afforded 
frost was as low as 7 and 8 of Fahren- a very safe, although a very rough path, 
heit, in the neighbourhood of London. Near Blackfriars Bridge, however, the 
There are instances of its having been way was not equally severe ; a plumber, 
lower in many seasons, but so long a named Davis, having imprudently ven- 
continuance of very cold weather was tured to cross with some lead in his 
never experienced in this climate within hands, sank between two masses of ice, 
the memory of man. and rose no more. Two young women 

nearly shared a similar fate; they were 

4frOSt jf&UT 1814* rescued from their perilous situation by 

the prompt efforts of two watermen. 

On Sunday, the 30th of January, the Many a fair nymph indeed was em- 
immense masses of ice that floated from braced in the icy arms of old Father 
the upper parts of the river, in conse- Thames ; three young quakeresses had 
quence of the thaw on the two preceding a sort of semi-bathing, near London 
days, blocked up the Thames between Bridge, and when landed on terra-firma, 
Blackfriars and London Bridges ; and made the best of their way through the 
afforded every probability of its being Borough, amidst the shouts of an ad- 
frozen over in a day or two. Some ad- miring populace. From the entire ob- 
venturous persons even now walked on struction the tide did not appear to ebb 
different parts, and on the next day, for some days more than one half the 
Monday the 31st, the expectation was usual mark. 

realized. During the whole of the after- On Wednesday, Feb. 2, the sports were 
noon, hundreds of people were assembled repeated, and the Thames presented a 
on Blackfriars and London Bridges, to complete " FROST FAIR." The grand 
see people cross and recross the Thames " mall" or walk now extended from Black- 
on the ice. Atone time seventy per- friars Bridge to London Bridge; this was 
sons were counted walking from Queen- named the " City-road," and was lined 
hithe to the opposite shore. The frost on each side by persons of all descriptions, 
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and numerous pieces commemorative of 
the "great frost" were printed on the 
ice. Some of these frosty typographers 
displayed considerable taste in their spe- 
cimens. At one of the presses, an orange- 
coloured standard was hoisted, with the 
tvatch-word " ORANGE BOVEW," in large 
characters. This was in allusion to the 
recent restoration of the stadtholder to 
the government of Holland, which had 
been for several years under the dominion 
of the French. From this press the fol- 
lowing papers were issued. 

" FROST FAIR. 

" Amidst the arts which on the THAMES ap- 
pear, 

To tell the wonders of this icy year, 

PRINTING claims prior place, which at one 
view 

Erects a monument of THAT and You." 

Another : 

" You that walk here, and do design to tell 
Your children's children what this year be- 
fell, 

Come, buy this print, and it will then be seen 
That such a year as this has seldom been." 

Another of these stainers of paper ad- 
dressed the spectators in the following 
terms , " Friends, now is your time to 
support the freedom of the press. Can 
the press have greater liberty ? here you 
find it working in the middle of the 
Thames ; and if you encourage us by 
buying our impressions, we will keep it 
going in the true spirit of liberty during 
the frost." One of the articles printed 
and sold contained the following lines : 

" Behold, the river Thames is frozen o'er, 
Which lately ships of mighty burden bore ; 
Now different arts and pastimes here you see, 
But printing claims the superiority." 

The Lord's prayer and several other 
pieces were issued from these icy printing 
offices, and bought with the greatest 
avidity. 

On Thursday, Feb. 3, the number of 
adventurers increased. Swings, book- 
stalls, dancing in a barge, suttling-booths, 
playing at skittles, and almost every ap- 
pendage of a fair on land, appeared now on 
the Thames. Thousands flocked to this 
singular spectacle of sports and pastimes. 
The ice seemed to be a solid rock, and 
presented a truly picturesque appearance. 
The view of St. Paul's and of the city 
with the white foreground had a very sin- 
gular effect ; in many parts, mountains 
of ice upheaved resembled lhe rude in- 
terior cf a stone quarry. 



Friday, Feb. 4. Each day brought a, 
fresh accession of " pedlars to sell their 
wares; "and the greatest rubbisn of all 
sorts was raked up and sold at double and 
treble the original cost. Books and toys, 
labelled " bought on the Thames," were 
in profusion. The watermen profited 
exceedingly, for each person paid a toll of 
twopence or threepence before he was 
admitted to " Frost Fair j" some douceur 
was expected on the return. Some of 
them were said to have taken six pounds 
each in the course of a day. 

This afternoon, about five o'clock, three 
persons, an old man and two lads, were 
on a piece of ice above London-bridge, 
which suddenly detached itself from the 
main body, and was carried by the tide 
through one of the arches. They laid 
themselves down for safety, and the 
boatmen at Billingsgate, put off to their 
assistance, and rescued them from their 
impending danger. One of them was 
able to walk, but the other two were car- 
ried, in a state of insensibility, to a public- 
house, where they received every atten- 
tion their situation required. 

Many persons were on the ice till late 
at night, and the effect by moonlight was 
singularly novel and beautiful. The bo- 
som of the Thames seemed to rival the 
frozen climes of the north. 

Saturday, Feb. 5. This morning augured 
unfavourably for the continuance of 
"FROST FAIR." The wind had veered 
to the south, and there was a light fall of 
snow. The visitors, however, were not 
to be deterred by trifles. Thousands 
again ventured, and there was still much 
life and bustle on the frozen element ; the 
footpath in the centre of the river was 
hard and secure, and among the pedes- 
trians were four donkies ; they trotted a 
nimble pace, and produced considerable 
merriment. At every glance, there was a 
novelty of some kind or other. Gaming 
was carried on in all its branches. Many 
of the itinerant admirers of the profits 
gained by E O Tables, Rouge et Noir, 
Te-totum, wheel of fortune, the garter, 
&c. were industrious in their avocations, 
and some of their customers left the lures 
without a penny to pay the passage over 
a plank to the shore. Skittles was played 
by several parties, and the drinking tents 
were filled by females and their compa- 
nions, dancing reels to the sound of fid- 
dles, while others sat round large fires, 
drinking rum, grog, and other spirits. 
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in abundance, and passengers were invited 
to eat by way of recording their visit. 
Several tradesmen, who at other times 
were deemed respectable, attended with 
their wares, and sold books, toys, and 
trinkets of almost every description. 

Towards the evening, the concourse 
thinned ; rain began to fall, and the ice to 
crack, and on a sudden it floated with 
the printing presses, booths, and merry- 
makers, to the no small dismay of pub- 
licans, typographers, shopkeepers, and 
sojourners. 

A short time previous to the general 
dissolution, a person near one of the 
printing presses, handed the following 
jeu d 'esprit to its conductor; request- 
ing that it might be printed on the 
Thames. 

To Madam Tabitha Thaw. 

" Dear dissolving dame, 
" FATHER FROST and SISTER SNOW 
have Boneyed my borders,- formed an idol 
of ice upon my bosom, and all the LADS 
OF LONDON come to make merry : now as 
you love mischief, treat the multitude 
with a few CRACKS by a sudden visit, and 
obtain the prayers of the poor upon both 
banks. Given at my own press, the 5th 
Feb. 1814. THOMAS THAMES." 

The thaw advanced more rapidly than 
indiscretion and heedlessness retreated. 
Two genteel-looking young men ven- 
tured on the ice above Westminster 
Bridge, notwithstanding the warnings of 
the watermen. A large mass on which 
they stood, and which had been loosened 
by the flood tide, gave way, and they 
floated down the stream. As they passed 
under Westminster Bridge they cried 
piteously for help. They had not gone 
far before they sat down, near the edge ; 
this overbalanced the mass, they were 
precipitated into the flood, and over- 
whelmed for ever. 

A publican named Lawrence, of the 
Feathers, in High Timber-street, Queen- 
hithe, erected a booth on the Thames 
opposite Brook's-wharf, for the accom- 
modation of the curious. At nine at night 
he left it in the care of two men, taking 
away all the liquors, except some gin, 
which he gave them for their own use. 

Sunday, Feb. 6. At two o'clock this 
morning, the tide began to flow with 
great rapidity at London Bridge ; the 
thaw assisted the efforts of the tide, and 
the booth last mentioned was violently 
hurried towards Blackfwars Bridge. There 



were nine men in it, but in their alarm 
they neglected the fire and candles, which 
communicating with the covering, set it 
in a flame. They succeeded in getting 
into a lighter which had broken from its 
moorings. In this vessel they were 
wrecked, for it was dashed to pieces 
against one of the piers of Blackfriars 
Bridge : seven of them got on the pier 
and were taken off safely ; the other two 
got into a barge while passing Puddle- 
dock. 

On this day, the Thames towards high 
tide (about 3 p. m.) presented a miniature 
idea of the Frozen Ocean ; the masses of 
ice floating along, added to the great 
height of the water, formed a striking 
scene for contemplation. Thousands of 
disappointed persons thronged the banks ; 
and many a 'prentice, and servant maid, 
" sighed unutterable things," at the sud- 
den and unlocked for destruction of 
" FROST FAIR." 

Monday, Feb. 7. Immense fragments 
of ice yet floated, and numerous lighters, 
broken from their moorings, drifted in 
different parts of the river ; many of them 
were complete wrecks. The frozen ele- 
ment soon attained its wonted fluidity, 
and old Father Thames looked as cheerful 
and as busy as ever. 

The severest English winter, however 
astonishing to ourselves, presents no views 
comparable to the winter scenery of more 
northern countries. A philosopher and 
poet of our own days, who has been also 
a traveller, beautifully describes a lake in 
Germany : 

Christmas out of doors at Ratzburg. 
By S. T. COLERIDGE, Esq 

The whole lake is at this time one mass 
of thick transparent ice, a spotless mirror 
of nine miles in extent ! The lowness of 
the hills, which rise from the shores of the 
lake, preclude the awful sublimity of Al- 
pine scenery, yet compensate for the want 
of it, by beauties of which this very low- 
ness is a necessary condition. Yesterday 
I saw the lesser lake completely hidden 
by mist ; but the moment the sun peeped 
over the hill, the mist broke in the mid- 
dle, and in a few seconds stood divided, 
leaving a broad road all across the lake; 
and between these two walls of mist the 
sunlight burnt upon the ice, forming a 
road of golden fire, intolerably bright! 
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the blaze in a multitude of shining co- 
lours. This is our second post. About a 
month ago, before the thaw came on, 
there was a storm of wind ; -during the 
whole night, such were the thunders and 
howlings of the breaking ice, that they 
have left a conviction on my mind, that 
there are sounds more sublime than any 
sight can be, more absolutely suspending 
the power of comparison, and more utterly 
absorbing the mind's self-consciousness in 
its total attention to the object working 
upon it Part of the ice, which the vehe- 
mence of the wind had shattered, was 
driven shoieward, and froze anew. On 
the evening of the next day at sunset, the 
shattered ice thus frozen appeared of a 
deep blue, and in shape like an agitated 
sea ; beyond this, the water that ran up 
between the great islands of ice which 
had preserved their masses entire and 
smooth, shone of a yellow green ; but all 
these scattered ice islands themselves were 
of an intensely bright blood colour they 
seemed blood and light in union ! On 
some of the largest of these islands, the 
fishermen stood pulling out their immense 
nets through the holes made in the ice for 
this purpose, and the men, their net poles, 
and their huge nets, were a part of the 
glory say rather, it appeared as if the rich 
crimson light had shaped itself into these 
forms, figures, and attitudes, to make a 
glorious vision in mockery of earthly 
things. 

The lower lake is now all alive with 
skaters and with ladies driven onward 
by them in their ice cars. Mercury surely 
was the first maker of skates, and the 
wings at his feet are symbols of the in- 
vention. In skating, there are three pleas- 
ing circumstances the infinitely subtle 
particles of ice which the skaters cut up, 
and which creep and run before the skate 
like a low mist and in sunrise or sunset 
become coloured ; second, the shadow of 
the skater in the "water, seen through the 
transparent ice ; and third, the melan- 
choly undulating sound from the skate 
not without variety ; and when very many 
are skating together, the sounds and the 
noises give an impulse to the icy trees, 
and the woods all round the lake trinkte. 



In the frosty season when the sun 
Was set, and visible for many a mile, 
The cottage windows through the twilight 
blazed, 

heeded not the summons ; happy time 



It was indeed for all of us, to me 
It was a time of rapture ! clear and loud 
The village clock tolled six ! I wheel'd about 
Proud and exulting, like an untired horse 
That cared not for its home. All shod with 

steel 

We hissed along the polished ice, in games 
Confederate, imitative of the chase 
And woodland pleasures, the resounding 

horn, 
The pack loud bellowing and the hunted 

hare. 
So through the darkness and the cold we 

flew, 

And not a voice was idle ; with the din, 
Meanwhile the precipices rang aloud, 
The leafless trees and every icy crag 
Tinkled like iron, while the distant hills 
Into the tumult sent an alien sound 
Of melancholy not unnoticed, while the 

stars 
Eastward, were sparkling clear, and in the 

west 
The orange sky of evening died away. 

Not seldom from the uproar I retired 
Into a silent bay, or sportively 
Glanced sideway, leaving the tumultuous 

throng 

To cut across the image of a star 
That gleamed upon the ice ; and oftentimes 
Where we had given our bodies to the wind, 
And all the shadowy banks on either side 
Came sweeping through the darkness, shun- 
ning still 

The rapid line of motion, then at once 
Have I, reclining back upon my heels, 
Stopped short ; yet still the solitary cliffs 
Wheeled by me even as if the earth had 

rolled 

With visible motion her diurnal round ! 
Behind me did they stretch in solemn 

train 
Feebler and feebler, and I stood and 

watched 
Till all was tranquil as a summer sea. 

Wordsworth. 



The earliest notice of skating in Eng- 
land is obtained from the earliest descrip- 
tion of London. Its historian relates 
that, " when the great fenne or moore 
(which watereth the walles of the citie on 
the north side) is frozen, many young 
men play upon the yce." Happily, and 
probably for want of a term to call it by, 
he describes so much of this pastime in 
Moorfields, as acquaints us with their 
mode of skating : " Some," he says, 
" stryding as wide as they may, doe slide 
swiftly," this then is sliding ; but he pro- 
ceeds to tell us, that " some tye bones to 



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their feete, and under their heeles, and 
shoving themselves by a little picked 
staffe doe slide as swiftly as a birde flyeth 
in the air, or an arrow out of a crosse- 
bow."* Here, although the implements 
were rude, we have skaters ; and it seems 
that one of their sports was for two to 
start a great way off opposite to each 
other, and when they met, to lift their 
poles and strike each other, when one or 
both fell, and were carried to a distance 
from each other by the celerity of their 
motion. Of the present wooden skates, 
shod with iron, there is no doubt, we ob- 
tained a knowledge from Holland. 

The icelanders also used the shank- 
bone of a deer or sheep about a foot long, 
which they greased, because they should 
not be stopped by drops of water upon 
them, f 

It is asserted in the " Encyclopaedia 
Britannica," that Edinburgh produced 
more instances of elegant skaters than 
perhaps any other country, and that the 
institution of a skating club there contri- 
buted to its improvement. " I have 
however seen, some years back," says 
Mr. Strutt, " when the Serpentine river 
was frozen over, four gentlemen there 
dance, if I may be allowed the expression, 
a double minuet in skates with as much 
ease, and I think more elegance, than in 
a ball room ; others again, by turning and 
winding with much adroitness, have rea- 
dily in succession described upon the ice 
the form of all the letters in the alphabet." 
The same may be observed there during 
every frost, but the elegance of skaters on 
that sheet of water is chiefly exhibited in 
quadrilles, which some parties go through 
with a beauty scarcely imaginable by 
those who have not seen graceful skating. 
In variety of attitude, and rapidity of 
movement, the Dutch, who, of" necessity, 
(journey long distances on their rivers and 
canals, are greatly our superiors. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 35. 



Sanuarp 23. 

1826. Hilary Term begins. 

LARKING. 

It appears that our ingenious neigh- 
bours, the French, are rivalled by the 
lark-catchers of Dunstaple, in the mode 
of attracting those birds. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

6, Bermondsey New Road- 
Sir, January 18, 1826. 

In the present volume of your Every- 
Day Book, p. 93, a correspondent at Ab- 
beville has given an account of lark- 
shooting in that country, in which he 
mentions a machine called a miroir, as 
having been used for the purpose of at- 
tracting the birds within shot. Perhaps 
you are not aware that in many parts of 
England a similar instrument is employed 
for catching the lark when in flight, and at 
Dunstaple. At that place, persons go 
out with what is called a larking glass, 
which is, if I may so term it, a machine 
made somewhat in the shape of a cucum- 
ber. This invention is hollow, and has 
holes cut round it, in which bits of look- 
ing-glass are fitted ; it is fixed on a pole, 
and has a sort of reel, from which a line 
runs; this line, at a convenient distance, is 
worked backward and forward, so as to 
catch the rays of the sun : the larks seeing 
themselves in the glass, as some think, 
but more probably blinded by the glare 
of it, come headlong down to it, a net is 
drawn over them, and thus many are 
taken, deceived like ourselves with glit- 
tering semblances. Yes ! lords as we deem 
ourselves of the creation, we are as easily 
lured by those who bait our passions or 
propensities, as those poor birds. This 
simple truth I shall conclude with the fol- 
lowing lines,, which, be they good, bad, 
or indifferent, are my own, and such as 
they are I give them to thee : 



As in the fowler's glass the lark espies 

His feath'ry form from 'midst unclouded skies; 

And pleased, and dazzled with the novel sight, 

Wings to the treacherous earth his rapid flight. 

So, in the glass of self conceit we view 

Our soul's attraction, and pursue it too, 



* Fitzstephen. 

* Fosbroke's Diet, of Antiquities. 



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In every shape wherein it may arise, 

In gold, or land, or love before our eyes. 

And in the wary net are captive ta'en, 

By the sure hand of woman, or of gain. S. R. Jackson. 

Samiarp 24. 

The scenes and weather which some- 

r'ATURALiSTs' CALENDAR. times prevail on the Vigil of St. Paul 
M- an Temperature ... 36 57. are described in some verses inserted 
by Dr. Forster in his " Perennial Ca- 
lendar." 

St. Pants Eve. 

Winter's white shrowd doth cover all the grounde, 

And Caecias blows his bitter blaste of woe ; 
The ponds and pooles, and streams in ice are bounde, 

And famished birds are shivering in the snowe. 
Still round about the house they flitting goe, 

And at the windows seek for scraps of foode 
Which Charity with hand profuse doth throwe, 

Right weeting that in need of it they stoode, 
For Charity is shown by working creatures' goode. 

The sparrowe pert, the chaffinche gay and cleane, 

The redbreast welcome to the cotter's house, 
The livelie blue tomtit, the oxeye greene, 

The dingie dunnock, and the swart colemouse ; 
The titmouse of the marsh, the nimble wrenne, 

The bullfinch and the goldspinck, with the king 
Of birds the goldcrest. The thrush, now and then. 

The blackbird, wont to whistle in the spring, 
Like Christians seek the heavenlie foode St. Paul doth bring. 

the origin of this custom, is stated by Stow 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. to the following purport. 

Mean Temperature ... 36 60. Mentioning the opinion already noticed, 

which, strange to tell, has been urged 

P ever s i nce his time, he says in its refuta- 

J tiorl) But true it i s i have read an 

Conversion of St. Paul* ancient deed to this effect," and the " ef- 

This Romish festival was first adopted f ect" is, that in 1274, the dean and chapter 

by the church of England in the year of St - P aul s granted twenty-two acres of 

1662, during the reign of Charles II. nd, part of their manor of Westley, in 

<, p ^ r> Essex, to sir William Baud, knt., for the 

T. AULS AY. purpose of being enclosed by him within 

Buck and Doe in St. Paul's Cathedral. his park of Curingham ; in consideration 

Formerly a buck's head was carried in whereof he undertook to bring to them on 

procession at St. Paul's Cathedral. This the feast day of the Conversion of St. Paul, 

by some antiquaries is presumed to have in winter, a good doe, seasonable and 

been the continuation of a ceremony in sweet; and upon the feast of the comme- 

more ancient times when, according to moration of St. Paul in summer, a good 

certain accounts, a heathen temple existed buck, and offer the same to be spent (or 

on that site. It is remarkable that this divided) among the canons resident ; the 

notion as to the usage is repeated by wri- doe to be brought by one man at the hour 

ters whose experience in other respects of procession, and through the procession 

has obtained them v/ell-earned regard : to the high altar, and the bringer to have 

nothing ; the buck to be brought by all 

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paid twelve pence only, by the chamber- 
lain of the church, and no more to be re- 
quired. For the performance of this 
annual present of venison, he charged his 
lands and bound his heirs; and twenty 
seven years afterwards, his son, sir Walter, 
confirmed the grant. 

The observance of this ceremony, as to 
the buck, was very curious, and in this 
manner. On the aforesaid feast-day of 
the commemoration, the buck being 
brought up to the steps of the high altar 
in St. Paul's church at the hour of proces- 
sion, and the dean and chapter being ap- 
parelled in their copes and vestments, 
with garlands of roses on their heads, they 
sent the body of the buck to be baked; 
and having fixed the head on a pole, 
caused it to be borne before the cross in 
their procession within the church, until 
they issued out of the west door. There 
the keeper that brought it blew " the 
death of the buck/' and then the homers 
that were about the city answered him in 
like manner. .For this the dean and 
chapter gave each man fourpence in 
money and his dinner, and the keeper that 
brought it was allowed during his abode 
there, meat, drink and lodging, at the dean 
and chapter's charges, and five shillings in 
money at his going away, together with a 
loaf of bread, with the picture of St. Paul 
on it. It appears also that the granters of 
the venison presented to St. Paul's ca- 
thedral two special suits of vestments, to 
be worn by the clergy on those two 
days; the one being embroidered with 
bucks, and the other with does. 

The translator of Dupre's work on the 
"Conformity between modern and ancient 
ceremonies," also misled by other autho- 
rities, presumed that the " bringing up a 
fat buck to the altar of St. Paul's with 
hunters, horns blowing, &c. in the middle 
of divine service," was of heathen deriva- 
tion, whereas we see it was only a provi- 
sion for a venison feast by the Romish 
clergy, in return for some waste land of 
one of their manors. 

NATURALIST'S CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperatare . . .35 -10. 



Sanuarp 26. 

" St. George hf was for England". 

So says a well-known old ballad, and 
we are acquainted, by the following com- 
munication, that our patron saint still 



appears in England, through his personal 
representatives, at this season of the year. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

I send you an account of the Christ- 
mas drama of " St. George," as acted in 
Cornwall, subscribing also my name and 
address, which you properly deem an in- 
dispensable requisite. I thereby vouch 
for the authenticity of what I send you. 
Having many friends arid relations in the 
west, at whose houses I have had fre- 
quent opportunities of seeing the festi- 
vities and mixing in the sports of their 
farm, and other work-people, at the joy- 
ous times of harvest home, finishing the 
barley mow, (of which more hereafter it 
agreeable,) Christmas, &c. In some of 
the latter it is still customary for the mas- 
ter of the house and his guests to join at 
the beginning of the evening, though this 
practice, I am sorry to say, is gradually 
wearing out, and now confined to a few 
places. I have " footed if away in sir 
Roger de Coverley, the hemp-dressers,&c. 
(not omitting even the cushion dance,) 
with more glee than I ever slided through 
the chaine anglaise, or demi-queue de chat, 
and have formed acquaintance with the 
master of the revels, or leader of the pa- 
rish choir, (generally a shrewd fellow, 
well versed in song,) in most of the 
western parishes in Cornwall ; and from 
them have picked up much information 
on those points, which personal observa- 
tion alone had not supplied to my satis- 
faction. 

You may be sure that "St. George" 
with his attendants were personages too 
remarkable not to attract much of my at- 
tention, and I have had their adventures 
represented frequently ; from different 
versions so obtained, I am enabled to 
state that the performances in different 
parishes vary only in a slight degree from 
each other. 

St. George and the other tragic per- 
formers are dressed out somewhat in the 
style of morris-dancers, in their shirt- 
sleeves, and white trowsers much deco- 
rated with ribands and handkerchiefs, 
each carrying a drawn sword in his hand, 
if they can be procured, otherwise a cud- 
gel. They wear high caps of paste- 
board, adorned with beads, small pieces 
of looking-glass, coloured paper, &c. ; se- 
veral long strips of pith generally hang 
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of different coloured cloth, strung on them : 
f he whole has a very smart effect. 

Father Christmas is personified in a 
grotesque manner, as an ancient man, 
wearing a large mask and wig, and a 
huge club, wherewith he keeps the by- 
standers in order. 

The doctor, who is generally the merry- 
andrew of the piece, is dressed in any ri- 
diculous way, with a wig, three-cornered 
hat, and painted face. 

The other comic characters are dressed 
according to fancy. 

The female, where there is one, is 
usually in the dress worn half a century 
ago. 

The hobby-horse, which is a character 
sometimes introduced, wears a represent- 
ation of a horse's hide. 

Besides the regular drama of " St. 
George," many parties of mummers go 
about in fancy dresses of every sort, most 
commonly the males in female attire, and 
vice versa. 

This Christmas play, it appears, is, or 
was in vogue also in the north of Eng- 
land as well as in Scotland. A corres- 
pondent of yours (Mr. Reddock) has al- 
ready given an interesting account of 
that in Scotland, and a copy of that acted 
at Newcastle, printed there some thirty or 
forty years since, is longer than any 
I have seen in the west. By some the 
play is considered to have reference to 
the time of the crusades, and to have 
been introduced on the return of the ad- 
venturers from the Holy- Land, as typify- 
ing their battles. Before proceeding with 
our drama in the west, I have merely to 
observe that the old fashion was to conti- 
nue many of the Christmas festivities till 
Candlemas-day, (February 2,) and then 
" throw cards and candlesticks away.'' 
Battle of St. George. 

[ One of the party steps in, crying out 
" Room, a room, brave gallants, room, 

Within this court 

I do resort, 

To show some sport 

And pastime, 

Gentlemen and ladies, in the Christmas 
time 

[After this note of preparation, old 
Father Christmas capers into the room, 
saying, 

Here comes I, old Father Christmas, 
Welcome, or welcome not, 

I hope old Father Christmas 
Will never be forgot. 



I was born in a rocky country, where 
there was no wood to make me a cradle ; 
I was rocked in a stouring bowl, which 
made me round shouldered then, and I 
am round shouldered still. 

[He then frisks about the room, until he 
thinks he has sufficiently amused the 
spectators, when he makes his exit 
with this speech, 

Who went to the orchard, to steal 
apples to make gooseberry pies against 
Christmas ? 

[These prose speeches, you may suppose, 
depend much upon the imagination of 
the actor. 

Enter Turkish Knight. 
Here comes I, a Turkish knight, 
Come from the Turkish land to fight, 
And if St.. George do meet me here 
I'll try his courage without fear. 

Enter St. George. 
Here comes I, St. George ; 

that worthy champion bold, 
And, with my sword and spear, 

I won three crowns of gold. 
I fought the dragon bold, 

and brought him to the slaughter, 
By that I gained fair Sabra, 

the king of Egypt's daughter. 
T. K. Saint George, I pray be not too 

bold, 
If thy blood is hot, I'll soon make it 

cold. 
St. G. Thou Turkish knight, I pray 

forbear, 

I'll make thee dread my swor^J and spear. 

[They fight until the T. knight falls. 

St. G. I have a little bottle, which goes 

by the name of Elicumpane, 
If the man is alive let him rise and fight 

again. 

[The knight here rises on one knee, and 
endeavours to continue the fight, but 
is again struck down. 
T. K. Oh ! pardon me, St. George, oh ! 

pardon me I crave. 
Oh ! pardon me this once, and I will be 

thy slave. 
St. G. I'll never pardon a Turkish 

Knight, 
Therefore arise, and try thy might. 

[The knight gets up, and they again 
fight, till the knight receives a heavy 
blow, and then drops on the ground 
as dead. 
St. G. Is there a doctor to be found, 

To cure a deep and deadly wound ? 



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hare 



Enter Doctor. 

Oh ! yes, there is a doctor to be found, 
To cure a deep and deadly wound. 
St. G. What can you cure ? 
Doctor. I can cure the itch, the palsy, 

and gout, 
If the devil's in him, I'll pull him out. 

[ The Doctor here performs the cure with 
sundry grimaces, and St. George and 
the Knight again fight, lohen the 
latter is knocked down, and left for 
dead. 

(Then another performer enters, and on 
seeing the dead body, says, 

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, 
If uncle Tom Pearce won't 
Aunt Molly must. 

[The hobby-horse here capers 
takes off the body. 

Enter Old Squire. 
Here comes I, old, old squire, 
As black as any friar, 
As ragged as a colt, 
To leave fine clothes for malt. 

Enter Hub Bub. 

Here comes I old Hub Bub Bub Bub, 
Upon my shoulders I carries a club, 
And in my hand a frying pan, 
So am not I a valiant man. 

[These characters serve as a sort oj 
burlesque on St. George and the 
other hero, and may be regarded in 
the light of an anti-masque. 

Enter the Box-holder. 
Here comes I, great head and little wit, 
Put your hand in your pocket and give 

what you think fit. 
Gentlemen and ladies, sitting down at 

your ease, 
Put your hands in your pocket*, give me 

what you please. 
St. G. Gentlemen and Ladier. the sport 

is almost ended, 

Come pay to the box, it is highly com- 
mended. 
The box it would speak, if it had *Hit a 

tongue ; 
Come throw in your money, and think U 

no wrong. 

The characters now generally finish 
with a dance, or sometimes a song or two 
is introduced. In some of the performances, 
two or three other tragic heroes are brought 
forward, as the king of Egypt and his 



son, &c. ; but they are all of them much 
in the style of that I have just described, 
varying somewhat in length and number 
of characters. 

I am, Sir, 

Your constant reader, 

W. S. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . . 36 20. 



Sfattuarp 27 




WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. 

1826. The alteration of the standard 
this year, in order to its uniformity 
throughout the kingdom, however incon- 
venient to individuals in its first applica- 
tion, will be ultimately of the highest 
public advantage. The difference between 
beer, wine, corn, and coal measure, and 
the difference of measures of the same 
denomination in different counties, were 
occasions of fraud and grievance without 
remedy until the present act of parlia- 
ment commenced to operate. In the 
twelfth year of Henry VII. a standard was 
established, and the table was kept in the 
treasury of the king's exchequer, with 
drawings on it, commemorative of the re- 
gulation, and illustrating its principles. 
The original document passed into the 
collection of the liberal Harley, earl of 
Oxford, and there being a print of it with 
some of its pictorial representations, an 
engraving is here given of the mode of 
trial which it exhibits as having been used 
in khe exchequer at that period. 



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Crial of 2i2Refgl)ts anU 



untor feenrp VII. 



From the same instrument is also taken 
the smaller diagram. They are curious 
specimens of the care used by our ances- 
tors to establish and exemplify rules by 
which all purchases and sales were to be 
effected. In that view only they are in- 
troduced here. Conformity to the new 
stand "i rd is every man's business and in- 



terest, and daily experience will prove it ? 
wisdom and justice. It would be obvi- 
ously inexpedient to state any of the par- 
liamentary provisions in this work, which 
now merely records one of the most re- 
markable and laudable acts in tne nistory 
of oxir legislation. 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 82. 

Sfanuarj) 28, 

An Appearance of the Season. 
Apology will scarcely be required 



introducing a character, who at this sea- 
son of the year comes forth in renovated 
honours, and may aptly be termed one oi 
its evcr-blues 



for 




" The great image of authority !" 

Shakspeare. 



not a peculiar of either Farnngdons, nor 
him of Cripplegate, or St. Giles in the 
Fields, or of any ward or precinct within 
the bills : not this or that " good man" 
nut the universal parish beadle. " How 
Christmas and consolatory he looks ! how 
redolent of good cheer is he ! He is a 
cornucopia an abundance. What pud- 
ding sleeves! what a collar, ted, and 
like a beef steak, is his ! He is a walk- 
VOL. IT. 57 



ing refreshment ! He looks like a whole 
parish, full, important but untaxed. 
The children of charity gaze at him with 
a modest smile. The straggling boys 
look on him with confidence. They do 
not pocket their marbles. They do not 
fly from their familiar gutter. This is a 
red-letter day ; and the cane is reserved 
for to-morrow." 

For thft pleasant verbal descrip. 



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lion we are indebted to an agreeable 
writer in the " London Magazine j"* his 
corporal lineaments are " borrowed" 
(with permission) from a new caricature,f 
if it may be given so low a name, wherein 
this figure stands out, the very gem and 
jewel, in a grouping of characters of all 
sorts and denominations assembled with 
" infinite fancy" and "fun," to illustrate 
the designer's views of the age. It is 
a graphic satire of character rather than 
caricatura; mostly of class-characters, 
not persons ; wherein the ridicule bears 
heavily, but is broad and comprehensive 
enough to shift from one neighbour to 
another. 



The print, wherein our beadle is fore- 
most, though not first, is one of the plea- 
santest " drolls " of the century, and seems 
to hit at all. that is. In this whimsical 
representation, a painted show-board, 
at the window of a miserable garret, de- 
clares it to be " The Office of the Peru- 
vian Mining Company." On the case- 
ment of the first floor, in the same here- 
ditament of poverty, is a bill of " Eligant 
rooms to let." Wigs in the shop-win- 
dow illustrate the punning announcement 
above it " Nature improved by Rickets," 
which is the name of the proprietor, a 
capital barber, who stands at the door, 
and points to a ragged inscription de- 
pending from the parti-coloured pole of 
his art, from whence we* learn that " No- 
body is to be s( )aved during di( )ine 
service, by command of the magistracy." 
He enforces attention to this fact on an 
unshaved itinerant, with " Subscription for 
putting down Bartlemy fair" placarded on 
his back. This fellow has a pole in his 
right hand for "The preservation of public 
morals," and a puppet of punch lolling 
from his left coat pocket. An apple-stall 
is taken care of by a fat body with a 
screaming child, whose goods appear to 
be coveted by two little beings untutored 
in the management of the eye. We 
gather from the "New Times," on the 
ground, that the fruit woman is Sarah 
Crumpage, and that she and Rickets, the 
former for selling fruit, and the latter for 
shaving on the Sunday, " were convicted 



* For 1 December, 1825. 

+ The Progress of Cant ; designed and etched 
by one. of the authors of "Odes and Addresses to 
threat People ;" and published by T. Maclean, 
irlayniarket, L. Relfe, Cornhill, and Dickenson, 
New Bond-street. 



on the oath of the notorious Johnson, and 
fined ten shillings each." Next to the 
barber's is " the Star eating-house," with 
" Ladies School " on the first-floor case- 
ment, and " Mangleing took in/' At the 
angle of the penthouse roofs of these 
dwellings " an angel's head in stone with 
pigeon's wings" deceives a hungry cat 
into an attempt to commit an assault 
upon it from the attic window. Opposite 
the cook's door an able-bodied waggoner, 
with a pennon from his whip, inscribed 
" Knowledge is Power," obscures part of 
another whereon all that remains is 
" NICK'S INSTITUTION." A " steeled but- 
cher," his left hand resting at ease within 
his apron, cleaver hung, and carelessly 
capped, with a countenance indicating no 
other spirit than that of the still, and no 
disposition to study deeper than the bot- 
tom of a porter pot, carries the flag of the 
" London University : " a well-fed urchin, 
his son, hangs by his father's sleeve, and 
drags along a wheeled toy, a lamb em- 
blem of many a future " lamb his riot 
dooms to bleed." A knowing little Jew- 
boy, with the flag of the " Converted 
Jews," relieves the standard-bearer of the 
" School for Adults" from the weight of 
his pocket handkerchief, and his banner 
hides the letter " d" on another borne by 
a person of uneven temper in canonicals, 
and hence for "The Church in danger," 
we read " The Church in anger." Close 
at the heels of the latter is an object al- 
most as miserable, as the exceedingly mi- 
serable figure in the frontispiece to the 
" Miseries of Human Life." This rear- 
ward supporter of " the church in dan- 
ger," alias in " anger," is a poor, under- 
sized, famine-worn, badged charity boy, 
with a hat abundantly too large for its 
hydrocephalic contents, and a coat to his 
heels, and in another person's shoes, a 
world too wide for his own feet he carries 
a crooked little wand with " No Po- 
pery "on it; this standard is so low, that 
it would be lost if the standard-bearer 
were not away from the procession. A 
passionate person in a barrister's wig, 
with a shillelagh, displays " Catholic 
Claims." Opposite to a church partly 
built, is a figure clearly designating 
a distinguished preacher of the established 
church of Scotland in London, planting 
the tallest standard in the scene upright 
on the ground, from whence is unfurled 
" No Theatre" the flag-bearer of " The 
Caledonian Chapel," stands behind, in the 
act of tossing up a halfpenny with the 



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standard bearer of " No more State Lot- 
teries." A black mask bears the " Liberty 
of the Press." A well-fed man with 
bands beneath his chin, rears a high pole, 
inscribed " No fat Livings," and " The 
cause of Greece" follows. A jovial un- 
dertaker in his best grave-clothes, raises a 
mute's staff, and " No Life in London :" 
this character looks as if he would bury 
his wife comfortably in a country church- 
yard, get into the return-hearse with his 
companions, and crack nuts and drink 
wine all the way to town. A little per- 
sonage, booted and buttoned up, carries a 
staff in his pocket, surmounted by a crown, 
and a switch to his chin, the tip whereof 
alone is visible, his entire face and head 
being wholly concealed by the hat ; this 
_s " The great Unknown" he has close 
behind him " Gall and Spurs-him." " No 
Treadmill" is exhibited by a merry rogue, 
half disarmed, with a wooden leg. At a 
public house, " The Angel and Punch 
Bowl, T. Moore," the " United Sons of 
Harmony" hold wassail ; their flag is hung 
at one of the windows, from whence many 
panes are absent, and themselves are 
righting at the door, and heartily cheered 
by the standard bearer of <( No Pugilism." 
A ferocious looking fellow, riding on a 
blind horse, elevates " Martin for Ever," 
and makes cruel cuts with his whip on the 
back of a youth who is trying to get up 
behind him with the banner of " No 
climbing Boys." We are now at a corner 
messuage, denominated " Prospect House 
Establishment for Young Ladies, by the 
Misses Grace and Prudence Gregory." 
The corner opposite is " Seneca House 
Academy for Young Gentlemen, by Dr. 
Alex. Sanderson." Prospect House has 
an " Assurance" policy, and from one 
of its windows one of the " young ladies" 
drops a work by " H. More" in eager 
regard of one of the " young gentlemen" of 
Seneca-house, who addresses her from his 
room, with a reward of merit round his 
neck. This Romeoing is rendered more 
scenical by a tree, whereon hangs a lost 
kite, papered with a " Prospectus" of 
Seneca-house, from whence it appears 
that pupils bringing a " knife and fork," 
and paying "Twenty Guineas per ann.," 
are entitled to " Universal Erudition," 
and the utmost attention to their " Morals 
and Principles." Near this place, the 
representative of " United Schools" fells 
to the earth the flag-bearer of " Peace to 
the World ;" while the able supporter of 
" Irish Conciliation/' endeavours to settle 



the difference by the powerful use of his 
pole; the affray being complacently 
viewed by a half-shod, and half-kilted 
maintainev of " Scotch Charity.'' A 
demure looking girl is charged with 
" Newgatory Instruction." At her elbow, 
a female of the order of disorder, so 
depicted that Hogarth might claim her for 
his own, upholds " Fry for ever,*' and is 
in high, converse with a sable friend who 
keeps " Freedom for the Blacks." Hope- 
less idiocy, crawling on its knees by the 
aid of crutches, presents the " March of 
Mind." An excellent slippered fruiterer 
with a tray of apples and pears, beguiles 
the eyes of a young Gobbleton, who dis- 
plays " Missionary penny subscriptions," 
and is suffering his hand to abstract 
wherewithal for the satisfaction of his 
longings. Here too are ludicrous repre- 
sentations of the supporters of " White- 
field and Wesley," Reform," &c. and a 
Jewish dealer in old clothes, covered in du- 
plicate, with the pawnbroker's sign upside 
down,finds wind for "The Equitable Loan." 
A wall round Seneca-house is " contrived a 
double debt to pay" proffering seem- 
ing security to the " sightless eyeballs" of 
over-fond and over-fearful parents, and 
being of real use to the artist for the ex- 
pression of ideas, which the crowding of 
his scene does not leave room to picture. 
This wall is duly chalked and covered by 
bills in antithesis. A line of the chalkings, 
by an elision easily supplied, reads, "'Ask 
for War." One of the best exhibitions in the 
print is a youth of the "Tract Society , "with 
a pamphlet entitled "Eternity," so rolled 
as to look like a pistol,which he tenders to a 
besotted brute wearing candidates' favours 
in his hat, and a scroll f{ Purity of Elec- 
tion." The villainous countenance of the 
intoxicated wretch is admirable a cudgel 
under his arm, his tattered condition, and 
a purse hanging from his pocket, tell that 
he has been in fight, and received the 
wages of his warfare ; in the last stage of 
drunkenness he drops upon a post inscrib- 
ed "under Government." Among books 
strewed on the ground are "Fletcher's Ap- 
peal," "Family Shakspeare," " Hohen- 
lohe," &c. ; at the top is a large volume 
lettered " Kant," which, in such a situa- 
tion, Mr. Wirgman, and other disciples 
of the German philosopher,will only quai- 
rel or smile at, in common with all who 
conceive their opinions or intentions mis- 
represented. In truth it is only because 
the print is already well known among 
the few lynx-eyed observers of manneis 



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that this notice is drawn up. Its satire, 
however well directed in many ways, is 
too sweeping to be just every way, and 
is in several instances wholly undeserved. 
The designer gives evidence however of 
great capability, and should he execute 
another it will inevitably be better than 
this, which is, after all, an extraordi- 
nary production. In witness whereof, 
and therefrom, is extracted and prefixed 
the " Beadle" hereinbefore mentioned. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 37. 



29. 



1826. Sexageslma Sunday. 

Accession of George IV. 

1820. King George III. died. A con- 
temporary kalendarian, in recording this 
memorable fact, observes, that " the slow 
and solemn sound of St. Paul's bell an- 
nounced the event a short time after, and 
was heard to a great distance around the 
country." He adds, that he was remind- 
ed, by this " mournful proclamation of 
departed royalty," of the following lines 
in Heywood's " Rape of Lucrece," 
written to go to a funeral peal from eight 
hells ; 

Come list and hark, the bell doth *oll 
For some but now departing soul, 
Whom even now those ominous fowle, 
The bat, the nightjar, or screech owl, 
Lament ; hark 1 I hear the wilde wolfe 

howle 

In this black night that seems to scowle, 
All these my black book shall euscrole. 
For hark ! still still the bell doth toll 
For some but now departing soul. 

This opportunity the same agreeable 
writer improves to discourse on, thus : 

Bells. 

The passing bell owes its origin to an 
idea of sanctity attached to bells by the 
early Catholics, who believed that the 
sound of these holy instruments of per- 
cussion actually drove the devil away 
from the soul of the departing Christian. 
Bells were moreover regarded formerly as 
dispelling storms, and appeasing the ima- 
gined wrath of heaven, as the following- 
liens from Barnaby Googe will show : 



If that the thunder chaunee to rore 

and stormie tempest shake, 
A woonder is it for to see 

the wretches howe they quake, 
Howe that no fayth at all they have, 

nor trust in any thing, 
The clarke doth all the belles forthwith 

at once in steeple ring : 
With wondrous sound and deeper farre 

than he was woont before, 
Till in the loftie heavens darke, 

the thunder bray no more. 
For in these christned belles they thinke, 

doth lie such powre and might 
As able is the tempest great, 

and storme to vanquish quight. 
I saw myself at Numburg once, 

a towne in Toring coast, 
A bell that with this title bolde 

hirself did prowdly boast: 
By name I Mary called am, 

with sound I put to flight 
The thunder crackes, and hurtfull stormes, 

and every wicked spright. 
Such things when as these belles can do, 

no wonder certainlie 
It is, if that the papistes to 

their tolling always flie, 
When haile, or any raging storme, 

or tempest comes in sight, 
Or thunder boltes, or lightning fierce, 

that every place doth smight. 

Naogeorgus, 

We find from Brand, that " an old 
bell at Canterbury required twenty-four 
men, and another thirty-two men, ad so- 
nandum. The noblest peal of ten bells, 
without exception, in England, whether 
tone or tune be considered, is said to be 
in St. Margaret's church, Leicester. 
When a full peal was rung, the ringers 
were said pulsare classicum.' " 

Bells were a great object of supersti - 
tion among our ancestors. Each of them 
was represented to have its peculiar name 
and virtues, and many are said to have 
retained great affection for the churches 
to which they belonged, and where they 
were consecrated. When a bell was re- 
moved from its original and favourite si- 
tuation, it was sometimes supposed to 
take a nightly trip to its old place of re- 
sidence, unless exercised in the evening, 
and secured with a chain or rope. Mr 
Wainer, in his " Hampshire," enume- 
rates the virtues of a bell, by translating 
two lines from the " Helpe to Discourse." 

Men's deaths I tell by doleful knell. 
Lightning and thunder I break asunder. 
On sabbath all to church I call. 



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The sleepy head 1 raise from bed. 
The winds so fierce I doe disperse. 
Men's cruel rage I do asswage. 

There is an old Wiltshire legend of 
a tenor bell having been conjured into 
the river; with lines by the ringer, who 
lost it through his pertinacious garrulity, 
and which say : 

In spite of all the devils in hell 

Here comes our old Bell.* 



Baron Hoi berg says he was in a com- 
pany of men of letters, where several con- 
jectures were offered concerning the origin 
of the word campana ; a klocke, (i. e. bell) 
in the northern tongues. On his return 
home, he consulted several writers. Some, 
he says, think the word klocke to be of 
the northern etymology ; these words, Ut 
cloca habeatur in ecclesia, occurring in the 
most ancient histories of the north. It ap- 
pears from hence, that in the infancy of 
Christianity, the word cloca was used in 
the north instead of campana. Certain 
french writers derive the word cloca from 
cloche, and this again from docker, i. e. 
to limp ; for, say they, as a person who 
limps, falls from one side to the other, so 
do klocks (bells) when rung. Some have 
recourse to the latin word clangor, others 
recur to the greek /coAew, I call; some 
even deduce it from the word cochlea, a 
snail, from the resemblance of its shell to 
a bell. As to the latin word campana, it 
was first used in Italy, at Nola in Cam- 
pania; and it appears that the greater 
bells only were called campana, and the 
lesser nola. The invention of them is 
generally attributed to bishop Paulinus ; 
but this certainly must be understood 
only of the religious use of them ; it being 
plain, from Roman writers, that they had 
the like machines called tintinnabula. 

The use of bells continued long un- 
known in the east, the people being called 
to public worship by strokes of wooden 
hammers ; and to this day the Turks pro- 
claim the beginning of their service, by 
vociferations from the steeple. Anciently 



* Dr. Forster's Perennial Calendar. 



priests themselves used to toll the bell, 
especially in cathedrals and great 
churches, and these were distinguished by 
the appellation of campanarii. The 
Roman Catholics christen their bells, and 
godfathers assist at the solemnity ; thus 
consecrating them to religious use. Ac 
cording to Helgaudus, bells had certain 
names given them like men ; and Ingul- 
phus says, " he ordered two great clocks 
(bells) to be made, which were called 
Bartholomeus and Bettelinus, and two 
lesser, Pega and Bega." The time is 
perhaps uncertain when the hours first 
began to be distinguished by the striking 
of a bell. In the empire this custom is 
said to have been introduced by a priest 
of Ripen, named Elias, who lived in the 
twelfth century ; and this the Chronicon 
Anonymi Ripense says of him, hie dies et 
horas campanarum pulsatione distinxt*. 
The use of them soon became extended 
from their original design to other solem- 
nities, and especially burials : which in- 
cessant tolling has long been complained 
of as a public nuisance, and to this the 
french poet alludes : 
Pour honorer les morts, ils font mourir les 
vivans. 

Besides the common way of tolling 
bells, there is also ringing, which is a kind 
of chimes used on various occasions in 
token of joy. This ringing prevails in no 
country so much as in England, where it 
is a kind of diversion, and, for a piece of 
money, any one may have a peal. On 
this account it is, that England is called 
the ringing island. Chimes are some- 
thing very different, and much more mu- 
sical ; there is not a town in all the Nether- 
lands without them, being an invention of 
that country. The chimes at Copenhagen, 
are one of the finest sets in all Europe ; 
but the inhabitants, from a pertinacious 
fondness for old things, or the badness of 
their ear, do not like them so well as the 
old ones, which were destroyed by a con- 
flagration. 

The Rev. W. L. Bowles has an effusion 
agreeably illustrative of feelings on hear- 
ing the bells ring. 



SONNET. 



Written at Ostend, July 22, 1787. 

How sweet the. tuneful bells responsive peal ! 

As when at opening morn, the fragrant breeze 
Breathes on the trembling sense of wan disease 

>o piercing to my heart their force 1 feel ! 



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And hark ! with lessening cadence now they, fall, 

And now, along the white and level tide, 

They fling their melancholy music wide ; 
Bidding me many a tender thought recall 
Of summer days, and those delightful years 

When by my native streams,, in life's fair prime, 

The mournful magic of their mingling chime 
First wak'd my wondering childhood into tears ! 
But seeming now, when all those days are o'er, 
The sounds of joy once heard, and heard no more. 

" The Times"* has a literary cones- a parish bell," it has occurred to me that 

pondent, who communicates information the following description of the practice 

that it may be useful to record. of baptizing bells, used by the Roman 

CONSECRATION OF BELLS. Catholics may not be unacceptable to 

your readers. This account is a true 

To the Editor of the Times. translation from a book entitled " Ppnti- 

MB. EDITOR, Having read in your ficale Romanum, Auturitate Pontificia, 

paper of to-day, that the king of France impressum Venetiis, 1698. Lib. it. Cap. 

" has been pleased to grant to the parish de Benedictwne Signi vel Campance" I 

of Notre-Dame, at Nismes, two unser- have run parallel with their method 01 

viceable pieces of cannon from the arsenal baptizing children and bells, in twelve 

of Montpelliei, for the purpose of forming particulars, as follows : 

Of the Baptism of a Child. Of the Baptism of a Bell. 

I. 

The child must be first baptized, before The bell must be first baptized, before 
it can be accounted one of the church. it may be hung in the steeple. 

II. 

The child must be baptized by a priest The bell must be baptized by a bishop 
or a minister. or his deputy. 

III. 

In baptizing a child there is used holy In the baptism of a bell, there is used 
water, cream, salt, oil, spittle, &c. &c. holy water, oil, salt, cream, tapers for 

lights, &c. 
IV 
In baptism, the child receiveth a name. And so it is in the baptism of bells. 

V. 

The child must have godfathers, &c., The bell must have godfathers, and they 
&c. must be persons of great rank. 

VI. 
The child must be washed in water. The bell must be washed in water by 

the hands of the bishop and priests. 
VII. 
The child must be crossed in baptism. The bell is solemnly crossed by the 

bishop. 
VIII. 
The child must be anointed. The bell is anointed by the bishop. 

IX. 

The child must be baptized in the name The bell is washed and anointed, in 
of the Holy Trinity. the name of the Trinity, by the bishop. 

X. 

At baptism iney pray for the child. At the baptism of the bell they pray 

literally for the bell. 



* Sept. 17, 116. 



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At the child's baptism the scriptures There are more psalms read at the bap- 
are read tism of a bell than at the baptism of a 

child ; and a gospel also. 

XII. 

At child-baptism there are public At the baptism of a bell there are more 
prayers made. prayers used, and (excepting salvation) 

greater things are prayed for, and more 

blessings on the bell, than on the child. But for the better proof of this point, I shall 
here give part of one of the very curious prayers put up for the bell at its baptism : 

Lord grant that 'wheresoever this holy bell, thus washed (or baptized) 

and blessed, shall sound, all deceits of Satan, all danger of whirlwind, thunders, 
lightnings, and tempests, may be driven away, and that devotion may increase in 
Christian men when they hear it. O Lord, sanctify it by thy Holy Spirit ; that when 
it sounds in thy people's ears they may adore Thee ! May "their faith and devotion 
increase, the devil be afraid, and tremble and fly at the sound of it. O Lord, pour 
upon it thy heavenly blessing ! that the fiery darts of the devil may be made to fly 
backwards at the sound thereof; that it may deliver from danger of wind and 
thunder, &c., &c. And grant, Lord, that all that come to the church at the sound of 
it, may be free from all temptations of the devil. O Lord, infuse into it the heavenly 
dew of thy Holy Ghost, that the devil may always fly away before the sound of 
it, &,c., &c. 



The doctrine of the church of Rome 
concerning bells is, first, that they have 
merit, and pray God for the living and 
the dead ; secondly, that they produce 
devotion in the hearts of believers; thirdly, 
tfiat they drive away storms and tempests ; 
and, fourthly, that they drive away devils. 

The dislike of evil spirits to the sound 
of bells, is extremely well expressed by 
Wynkin de Worde, in the Golden Legend : 
" It is said, the evil spiry tes that ben in 
the region of th* ayre, doubte moche when 
they here the belles rongen : and this is 
the cause why the belles ringen whan it 
thondreth, and whan grete tempeste and 
to rages of wether happen, to the ende 
that the feinds and wycked spiry tes should 
ben abashed and flee, and cease of the 
movynge of tempeste." 

As to the names given to bells, I beg 
leave to add, that the bells of Little 
Dunmow Priory, in Essex, new cast A. D. 
1501, were baptized by the following 
names : 

Prima in honore Sancti Michaelis 
Arcliangeli. 

Secunda in honore S. Johannis Evan- 
gelisti. 

Tertia in honore S. Johannis Baptisti. 

Quarta in honore Assumptionis beatae 
Maries. 

Quinta in honore Sancti Trinitatis, et 
omnium Sanctorum. 

In the clochier near St. Paul's stood the 
ur greatest bells in Bngland, called 
Jesus' s bells ; against these sir Miles 



Partridge staked 100/., and won them of 
Henry VIII. at a cast of dice. 

I conclude with remarking, that the 
Abb6 Cancellieri, of Rome, lately pub- 
lished a work relative to bells, wherein he 
has inserted a long letter, written by 
Father Ponyard to M. de Saint Vincens, 
on the history of bells and steeples. The 
Abbe" wrote this dissertation on the occa- 
sion of two bells having been christened,, 
which were to be placed within the tower 
of the capitol. 

I am, sir, 
Your obedient servant, 

Sept. 11. R. H, E. 

R. H. E. "wise and good" as he was, 
and he was both he is now no more 
would not willingly have misrepresented 
the doctrines of the Romish church, 
though he abhorred that hierarchy. It 
seems, however, that he may be mistaken 
in affirming, that the Romish church 
maintains of bells that " they have merit, 
and pray God for the living and the 
dead." His affirmation on this point may 
be taken in too extensive a sense : It is 
no doubt a Romish tenet that there is 
" much virtue in bells," but the precise 
degree allowed to them at this period, it 
would be difficult to determine without 
the aid of a council. 



At Hatherleigh, a small town in Devon, 
exist two remarkable customs : one, that 



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every morning and -evening, soon after 
the church clock has struck five and nine, 
a bell from the same steeple announces 
by distant strokes the number of the day 
of the month originally intended, per- 
tiaps, for the information of the unlearned 
villagers : the other is, that after a funeral 
the church bells ring a lively peal, as in 
other places after a wedding; and to this 
custom the parishioners are perfectly re- 
conciled by the consideration that the 
deceased is removed from a scene of 
trouble to a state of rest and peace. 

When Mr. Colman read his Opera of 
"Inkle and Yarico" to the late Dr. 
Mosely, the Doctor made no reply during 
the progress of the piece. Af the con- 
clusion, Colman asked what he thought 
of it. "It won't do," said the Doctor, 
" Stuff nonsense." Every body else 
having been delighted with it, this de- 
cided disapprobation puzzled the circle ; 
he was asked why ? " I'll tell you why," 
answered the Critic; "you say in the 
finale 

' Now let us dance and sing, 
While all Barbadoe's bells do ring/ 
It won't do there is but one bell in all 
the island !" 

With a citation from the poet of Erin, 
the present notice will "ring out" de- 
lightfully. 

Evening Bells. 

Those evening bells, those evening bells, 
How many a tale their music tells, 
Of youth and home, and that sweet time 
Since last I heard their soothing chime. 

Those joyous hours are passed away, 
And many a friend that then was gay, 
Within the tomb now darkly dwells, 
And hears no more those evening bells. 

And so 'twill be when I am gone, 
That tuneful peal will still ring on, 
While other bards shall walk these dells, 
And sing thy praise, sweet evening bells ! 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature. . . 36 64. 



Sfanuarp 30. 

King Charles's Martyrdom, 1644. Holi- 
day at the Public Offices, 1826. 
It is recorded that, after King Charles 
the First received sentence of death, on 



Saturday the 27th, he spent the next day 
in devout exercises. He refused to see 
his friends, and ordered them to be told, 
that his time was precious, and the best 
thing they could do was to pray for him. 
On Monday the 29th y his children were 
brought to take their leave of him, viz. 
the lady Elizabeth and the duke of Glou- 
cester. He first gave his blessing to the 
lady Elizabeth, bidding her that when 
she should see her brother James, she 
should tell him that it was his father's 
last desire that he should no more look 
upon his brother Charles as his eldest 
brother only, but be obedient to him as 
his sovereign; and that they should love 
one another, and forgive their father's 
enemies. The king added, " Sweetheart, 
you will forget this." " No," said she, 
" I shall never forget it as long as I live." 
He bid her not grieve and torment herself 
for him ; for it would be a glorious death 
he should die, it being for the laws and 
liberties of this land, and for maintaining 
the true Protestant religion. He recom- 
mended to her the reading of " Bishop 
Andrews's Sermons," " Hooker's Ecclesi- 
astical Polity," and " Archbishop Laud r s 
Book against Fisher." He further tolji 
her, that he had forgiven all his enemies, 
and hoped God would likewise forgive 
them. He bade her tell her mother, that 
his thoughts had never strayed from 
her, and that his love should be the same 
to the last. After this he took the duke 
of Gloucester, being then a child of about 
seven years of age, upon his knees, saying 
to him, " Sweetheart, now they will cut 
off thy father's head :" upon which the 
child looked with great earnestness upon 
him. The king proceeding, said, " Mark, 
child, what I say, they will cut off' my 
head, and perhaps make thee a king : but 
mark what I say, you must not be a king 
so long as your brothers Charles and James 
do live ; for they will cut offyour brothers' 
heads when they can catch them, and cut 
off thy head too at last : and therefore I 
charge you do not be made a king by 
them." At which the child fetched a 
deep sigh, and said, " I will be torn in 
pieces first." Which expression falling 
from a child so young, occasioned no 
little joy to the king. This day the war- 
rant for execution was passed, signed by 
fifty-nine of the judges, for the king to 
die the next day, between the hours of 
ten in the morning and five in the after- 
noon. 

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at the place of execution, made a long 
address to colonel Tomlinson ; and after- 
wards turning to the officers, he said, 

* Sirs, excuse me for this same : I have a 
good cause and a gracious God : I will 
say no more.' Then turning to colonel 
Hacker, he said, ' Take care that you do 
not put me to pain ;' and said, ' This 
and please you ' A gentleman coming 
near the axe, he said, 'Take heed of the 
axe pray take heed of the axe.' Then 
speaking to the executioner (who was 
masked) he said, ' I shall say but very 
short prayers, and when I thrust out my 
hands .' Then he asked the bishop 
for his cap, which, when he had put on, 
he said to the executioner, ' Does my 
hair trouble you?' who desiring it might 
be all put under his cap, it was put up 
by the bishop and executioner. Turning 
to the bishop, he said, I have a good 
cause, and a gracious God on my side.' 
To which the bishop answered, * There 
is but one stage more, which, though 
turbulent and troublesome, yet it is a 
very short one ; it will soon carry you a 
very great way. It will carry you from 
earth to heaven ; and there you will find, 
to your great joy, the prize you hasten 
to, a crown of glory.' The king added, 

* I go from a corruptible to an incorrupti- 
ble crown, where no disturbance is, no 
disturbance in the world.' The bishop 
replied, 'You are exchanged from a 
temporal to an eternal crown, a good ex- 
change.' Then the king asked the exe- 
cutioner if his hair was well. After 
which, putting off his cloak, doublet, and 
his George, he gave the latter to the 
bishcp, saying, 'Remember.' After 
this he put on his cloak again over his 
waistcoat, inquiring of the executioner if 
the block was fast, who answered it was. 
He then said, ' I wish it might have been 
a little higher.' But it was answered 
him, it could not be otherwise now. The 
king said, * When I put out my hands 
this way, then.' He prayed a few 
words standing, with his hands and eyes 
lift up towards heaven, and then stooping 
down, laid his neck on the block. Soon 
after which the executioner putting some 
of his hair under his cap, the king thought 
he had been going to strike, bade him 
stay for the sign. After a little time the 
king stretched forth his hand, and the 
executioner took off his head at one 
stroke. When his head was held up, 
and the people at a distance knew the 
fatal stroke was over, there was nothing 



to be heard but shrieks, and groans, and 
sobs, the unmerciful soldiers beating 
down poor people for this little tender of 
their affection to their prince, Thus died 
the worthiest gentleman, the best master, 
the best friend, the best husband,, the 
best father, and the best Christian,' that 
the age in which he lived produced."* 



Sir Philip Warwick, an adherent to 
this unfortunate king, says, " His de- 
portment was very majestic; for he 
would not let fall his dignity, no not to 
the greatest foreigners that came to visit 
him and his court : for though he was far 
from pride, yet he was careful of majesty, 
and would be approached with respect 
and reverence. His conversation was 
free ; and the subject matter of it, on his 
own side of the court, was most commonly 
rational ; or if facetious, not light. With 
any artist or good mechanic, traveller, or 
scholar, he would discourse freely; and 
as he was commonly improved by them, 
so he often gave light to them in their 
own art or knowledge: for there were 
few gentlemen in the world that knew 
more of useful or necessary learning than 
this prince did; and yet his proportion 
of books was but small, having, like 
Francis the First of France, learnt more 
by the ear than by study. His way of 
arguing was very civil and patient; for 
he never contradicted another by his au- 
thority, but by his reason ; nor did he by 
petulant dislike quash another's argu- 
ments; and he offered his exception by 
this civil introduction, * By your favour, 
Sir, I think otherwise, on this or that 
ground;' yet he would discountenance 
any bold or forward address unto him. 
And in suits, or discourses of business, he 
would give way to none abruptly to 
enter into them, but looked that the 
greatest persons should in affairs of this 
nature address to him by his proper mi- 
nisters, or by some solemn desire of speak- 
ing to him in their own persons. His 
exercises were manly, for he rid the great 
horse very well ; and on the little saddle 
he was not only adroit, but a laborious 
hunter, or field-man. He had a great 
plainness in his own nature, and yet he was 
thought, even by his friends, to love too 
much a versatile man ; but his experience 
had thoroughly weaned him from this at 

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Jast. He kept up the dignity of his court, 
limiting persons to places suitable to their 
qualities, unless he particularly called for 
them. Besides the -tfomen who attended 
on his beloved queen and consort, the 
lady Henrietta Maria, sister of the French 
king, he scarcely admitted any great offi- 
cer to have his wife in the family. His 
exercises of religion were most exem- 
plary; for every morning early, and 
evening, not very late, singly and alone, 
in his own bed-chamber, or closet, he 
spent some time in private meditation, 
(for he dared reflect and be alone,) and 
through the whole week, even when he 
went to hunt, he never failed, before he 
sat down to dinner, to have part of the 
liturgy read to him and his menial ser- 
vants, came he ever so hungry or late in: 
and on Sundays and Tuesdays he came, 
commonly at the beginning of service,well 
attended by his court lords and chief at- 
tendants, and most usually waited on by 
many of the nobility in town, who found 
those observances acceptably entertained 
by him. His greatest enemies can deny 
none of this ; and a man of this modera- 
tion of mind could have no hungry appe- 
tite to prey upon his subjects, though he 
had a greatness of mind not to live preca- 
riously by them. But when he fell into 
the sharpness of his afflictions, (than 
which few men underwent sharper,) I 
dare say I know it, (I am sure conscien- 
tiously I say it,) though God dealt with 
him, as he did with St. Paul, not remove 
the thorn, yet he made his grace sufficient 
to take away the pungency of it ; for he 
made as sanctified an use of his afflic- 
tions as most men ever did. As an evi- 
dence of his natural probity, whenever any 
young nobleman or gentleman of quality 
who was going to travel, came to kiss his 
hand, he cheerfully would give them 
some good counsel leading to moral vir- 
tue, especially a good conversation ; tell- 



ing them, that if he heard they kept good 
company abroad, he should reasonably 
expect they would return qualified to 
serve their king and country well at 
home ; and he was careful to keep the 
youth in his time uncorrupted. The 
king's deportment at his trial, which be- 
gan on Saturday the 20th of January, 
1648, was very majestic and steady ; and 
though usually his tongue hesitated, yet 
at this time it was free, for he was never 
discomposed in mind ; and yet, as he 
confessed himself to bishop Juxon, who 
attended him, one action shocked him 
very much ; for whilst he was leaning in 
the court upon his staff, which had a head 
of gold, the head broke off on a sudden: 
he took it up, but seemed unconcerned ; 
yet told the bishop, it really made a great 
impression on him ; and to this hour 
(says he) I know not possibly how it 
should come. It was an accident I my- 
self have often thought on, and cannot 
imagine how it came about ; unless Hugh 
Peters, who was truly and really his 
gaoler, (for at St. James's nobody went 
to him but by Peters's leave,) had artifi- 
cially tampered upon his staff. But such 
conjectures are of no use/' 



In the Lansdowne collection of MSS. 
a singular circumstance before the battle 
of Newbury is thus related : 

" The king being at Oxford went one 
day to see the public library, where he 
was shown, among other books, a Virgil. 
nobly printed and exquisitely bound. 
The lord Falkland, to divert the king, 
would have his majesty make a trial of 
his fortune by the sortes Pirgiliana, which 
every body knows was not an unusual kind 
of augury some ages past. Whereupon 
the king opening the book, the period . 
which happened to come up was part of 
Dido's imprecation against .ZEneas, 
which Mr. Dryden translates thus : 

Yet let a race untamed, and haughty foes, 

His peaceful entrance with dire arms oppose ; 

Oppressed with numbers in th' unequal field, 

His men discouraged and himself expelled, 

Let him for succour sue from place to place, 

Torn from his subjects and his sons' embrace, 

First let him see his friends in battle slain, 

And their untimely fate lament in vain ; 

And when at length the cruel war shall cease, 

On hard conditions may he buy his peace. 

Nor let him then enjoy supreme command, 

But fall untimely by some hostile hand, 

And lie unburied on the barren sand. 

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" It is said, king Charles seemed con- 
cerned at this accident, and that the lord 
Falkland observing it, would likewise try 
his own fortune in the same manner, 
hoping he might fall upon some passage 
that could have no relation to his case, 
and thereby divert the king's thoughts 
from any impression the other might have 



upon him But the place that Falkland 
stumbled upon was yet more suited to 
his destiny* than the other had been to 
the king's ; being the following expres- 
sions of Evander upon the untimely 
death of his son Pallas, as they are trans- 
lated by the same hand : 



Pallas ! thou hast failed thy plighted word 
To fight with caution, not to tempt the sword ; 

1 warned thee, but in vain ; for well I knew 
What perils youthful ardour would pursue. 
That boiling blood would carry thee too far ; 
Young as thou wert in dangers raw in war ! 
O curst essay in arms, disastrous doom, 
Prelude of bloody fields and fights to come. 



JEneid, b. xi. 1. 230. 



Remarkable 30th of January Sermon. 

On the 30th of January, 1755, the rev. 
John Watson, curate of Ripponden, in 
Yorkshire, preached a sermon there 
which he afterwards published. The 
title-page states it as " proving that king 
Charles I. did not govern like a good 
king of England " He also printed "An 
Apology for his Conduct yearly on the 
30th of January." In these tracts he 
says, " For some years last past I have 
preached on the 30th of January, and my 
labours were employed in obviating the 
mistakes which I knew some of my con- 
gregation entertained with regard to the 
character of king Charles I.; and in 
proving that if it was judged rebellion in 
those who took up arms against that un- 
fortunate prince, who had made so many 
breaches in the constitution, it must be 
an aggravation of that crime, to oppose 
the just and wise measures of the present 
father of his country, king George. The 
chief reason for publishing the sermon is 
to confute a commonly received opinion 
that I applauded therein the act of cut- 
ting off the king's head, which any one 
may quickly see to be without foundation. 
For when I say that the resistance he met 
with was owing to his own mal-adrninis- 
tration, nothing else can be meant than 
the opposition he received from a wise, 
brave, and good parliament : not that 
shown him by those furious men who de- 
stroyed both the parliament and him, and 
whose conduct I never undertook to vin- 
dicate. It has been observed that I al- 
ways provide a clergyman to read prayers 
for me on the 30th of January ; but not 
to read that service is deemed criminal, 
because in subscribing the 36th canon I 



obliged myself to use the form prescribed 
in the Book of Common Prayer. The 
office for the 30th of January is no part of 
the Liturgy of the church of England. 
By the liturgy of the church I mean the 
contents of The Book of Common Prayer 
and Administration of the Sacraments, 
and other Rites and Ceremonies of the 
Church, &c., established by the act of 
uniformity, in the year 1662; and what- 
ever has been added since, I suppose no 
clergyman ever bound himself by sub- 
scription to use ; the reason is because 
the law requires no more." 

Mr. Watson then says, on the autho- 
rity of Wheatly, in his " Illustration of 
the Common Prayer," Johnson in his 
"Clergyman's Vade Mecum," and the 
author of "The Complete Incumbent," 
that the services for the 30th of January 
and the 29th of May are not confirmed 
by act of parliament, and that penalties 
do not attach for the non-celebration 01 
the service on those days. " I cannot in 
conscience read those prayers/' says Wat- 
son, "wherein the king is called a Martyr. 
I believe the assertion to be false, and 
therefore why should I tell a lie before 
the God of Truth ! What is a martyr ? 
He is a witness, for so the word in the 
original imparts. Robert Stephens tells 
us, that they are martyrs who have died 
giving a testimony of divinity to Christ ; 
but if this be true king Charles can be no 
martyr, for he was put to death by those 
who believed in the divinity of Christ as 
well as he. What were the grounds then 
for giving him this glorious title? his 
dying rather than give up episcopacy ? I 
think lord Clarendon hath proved the 
contrary : he "consented to suspend epis- 



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oopacy for three years, and that money 
should be raised upon the sale of the 
church lands, and only the old rent should 
be reserved to the just owners and their 
successors. My charity leads me so far, 
that I hope king Charles meant well when 
he told the princess Elizabeth that he 
should die a martyr, and when he repeat- 
ed it on the scaffold. But this might be 
nothing else but a pleasing deception of 
the mind ; and if saying that he died a 
martyr made him such, then the duke of 
Monmouth also was the same, for he died 
with the same words in his mouth, which 
his grandfather, king Charles, had used 
before. King Charles II. seems to have 
had no such opinion of the matter ; for 
when a certain lord reminded his majesty 
of his swearing in common discourse, the 
king replied, 'Your martyr swore more 
than ever I did,' which many have deem- 
ed a jest upon the title which his father 
had got. In fact, we, of this generation, 
should never have judged, that he who 
swore to preserve the religion, laws, and 
liberties of his country inviolate, and yet 
broke through every one of these re- 
straints that he, who put an English 
fleet into the hands of the French to crush 
the protestants there, who were struggling 
to maintain their religion and liberties 
that he, who contrary to the most solemn 
promises, did sacrifice the protestant in- 
terest in France that he, who concurred 
with Laud in bringing the church of Eng- 
land to a kind of tivalship, for ornaments, 
&c., with the church of Rome that he, 
who could consent, when he married the 
French king's daughter, that their chil- 
dren were to be educated by their mother 
until thirteen years of age that he, who 
gave great church preferments to men 
who publicly preached up popish doc- 
trines ; and that protected known papists 
from the penalties of the law, by taking 
several very extraordinary steps in their 
behalf that he, who permitted an agent, 
or a kind of nuncio from Rome, to visit 
the court publicly, and bestowed such 
offices as those of lord high treasurer, se- 
cretary of state, chancellor of the exche- 
quer, &c., on papists that he, who by 
proclamation could command the Lord's 
day to be profaned (for I can call it no 
'ess) by revels, plays, and many sorts of 
ill-timed recreations, punishing great 
numbers of pious clergymen for refusing 
to publish what their consciences forbad 
them to read : and to name no more- 
that he, who could abet the Irish massa- 



cre, wherein above three hundred thou- 
sand protestants were murdered in cold 
blood, or expelled out of their habitations. 
( Vide ' Temple's Irish Rebellion,' page 6 ) 
I say, we, at this period of time, should 
not have thought such a one worthy to be 
deemed a martyr for the cause of protest- 
antism ; but that it has been a custom in 
the church for near a century to call him 
so. However, it is time seriously to con- 
sider whether it is not proper to correct 
this error ; at least, it should be shown to 
be no error if we must keep it, for, at 
present, many of the well-meaning mem- 
bers of the church are offended at it." 

The writer cited, goes on to observe, 
" My second objection against reading 
this service is, that I judge it to be con- 
trary both to reason and the contents of 
the Bible, to say that ' the blood of king 
Charles can be required of us or our pos- 
terity/ There is not, I suppose, one man 
alive who consented to the king's death. 
We know nothing of it but from history, 
therefore none of us were concerned in 
the fact ; with what reason then can it be 
averred that we ought to be responsible 
for it, when it neither was nor is in our 
power to prevent it. But what if we dis- 
claim the sins of our forefathers, or are the 
posterity of those who fought for the king, 
are wex still to be in danger of suffering ? 
Such seems to be the doctrine of this ser- 
vice, where all, without exception, are 
called upon to pray that they ' may be 
freed from the vengeance of his righteous 
blood.' I could prove, from undoubted 
records, that the family I came from were 
royalists ; but I think it sufficient to say, 
that I never did nor ever will consent, 
that a king shall be beheaded, or other- 
wise put to death ; therefore let others say 
what they will, I look upon myself to be 
innocent, and why should I plead with 
God as if I thought myself guilty ? But 
we are told that they * were the crying 
sins of this nation which brought down 
this heavy judgment upon us/ I think it 
is more clear, that a series of ill-judged 
and ill-timed acts, on the part of the king, 
brought him into the power of his oppos- 
ers, and that, afterwards, the ambition of 
a few men led him to the scaffold. Let 
it only be remembered, that at the be- 
ginning of his reign he entered into a war 
for the recovery of the Palatinate against 
the consent of his parliament ; and when 
he could not get them to vote him money 
enough for his purpose he extorted it ille- 
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the parliament in redressing the grievan- 
ces of the nation ; often threatening them ; 
and even counteracting their designs ; 
which, at last, bred so many disputes, 
that he overstepped all bounds, and had 
the misprudence to attempt the seizing of 
five members in the house ; on which the 
citizens came down by land and water, 
with muskets on their shoulders, to defend 
the parliament : soon after which so great 
a distrust arose between the two houses 
and him, that all likelihood of agreement 
wholly ceased. This was the cause 
whereon to make war sending the queen 
to Holland to buy arms, himself retiring 
from the capital, and soon after erecting 
his standard at Nottingham. Not suc- 
ceeding, he was made prisoner, and when 
many expected his restoration, a violent 
opposition in the army broke forth ; a 
design was formed to change the mo- 
narchy into a republic, and to ttys, and 
nothing else, he fell a sacrifice. If the 
real cause of the king's death was the 
wickedness of those times, does it not 
follow that his death was permitted by 
God as a punishment for that wicked- 
ness ; and if so, why should we fear that 
God will still visit for it ? Will the just 
and merciful Judge discharge his ven- 
geance on two different generations of 
men for the offences committed by one ? 
Such doctrine as this should be banished 
from every church, especially a Christian 
one ; for it has no foundation in reason 
or revelation." The reasons of this cler- 
gyman of the established church for his 
dissent from the established usage are still 
further remarkable. 

Mr. Watson states other objections to 
this service. " In the hymn used instead 
of Venite exultetnus, it is said, They fought 
against him without a cause : the con- 
trary of which, when it is applied to king 
Charles, I think has been owned by every 
historian. The parliament of England 
were always more wise and good, than to 
raise armies against the kings who gave 
them no occasion to do so ; and I cannot 
but entertain this favourable opinion of 
that which began to sit in the year 1640. 
There is nothing more true than that the 
king wanted to govern by an arbitrary 
power. His whole actions showed it, and 
he could never be brought to depart from 
this. Either, therefore, his people must 
have submitted to the slavery, or they 
must have vindicated their freedom 
openly ; there was no middle way. But 
should they have tamely received the 



yoke ? No, surely ; for had they done 
so, they had deserved the worst of evils ; 
and the bitter effects thereof, in all pro- 
bability, had not only been derived to us, 
but our posterity. Happy Britons, tha T 
such a just and noble stand was made ! 
May the memories of those great patriots 
that were concerned in it be ever dear to 
Englishmen ; and to all true Englishmen 
they will ! 

" In the same hymn it is likewise af- 
firmed that False witnesses rose up against 
him, and laid to his charge things that he 
knew not. Which on this occasion cannot 
be truly said, because as the chief fact to 
be proved was the king's being in arms, it 
cannot be supposed that out of more than 
200,000 men who had engaged with him, 
a sufficient number of true witnesses could 
be wanting. What, therefore, Mr. Wheatly 
could think when he said that his hymn is 
as solemn a composure, and as pertinent 
to the occasion as can be imagined or 
contrived, I cannot tell. I am sure a 
broad hint is given therein, that the clergy 
in king Charles's time were a set of wicked 
people, and that it was through their un- 
righteousness, as well as that of the laity, 
that the king lost his life. The words are 
these, * For the sins of the people, and 
the iniquities of the priests, they shed the 
blood of the just in the midst of Jeru- 
salem.' Let those defend this passage 
who are able, for I own myself incapable 
of doing it consistently." 

Mr. Watson says, " I am not by myself 
in thinking that this service for the 30th of 
January needs a review; many sensible, 
worthy men think further that it is time 
to drop it ; for they see that it is unsea- 
sonable now, and serves no other end than 
as a bone of contention in numberless 
parishes, preventing friendship, and good 
will being shown towards such of the 
clergy as cannot in all points approve of 
it; excepting that (as I have found by 
experience) it tends to make bad subjects. 
A sufficient argument this, was there no 
other, why it should either be altered, or 
taken away ; but I presume not to dictate ; 
and, therefore, I urge this no further: 
had I not a sincere regard for the church 
of England, I should have said less ; but 
notwithstanding any reports to the con- 
trary, I declare myself to be a hearty 
well-wisher to her prosperity. Did I not 
prefer her communion to that of any other; 
I would instantly leave her, for I am not 
so abandoned as to play the hypocrite 
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to my great loss. But I am not of that 
opinion, that it is for the interest of the 
church to conceal her defects; on the 
contrary, I think I do her the greatest 
service possible by pointing them out, so 
that they may be remedied to the satisfac- 
tion of all good men. She ought not to 
be ashamed of the truth, and falsehood 
will never hurt her." 

It appears that Mr. Watson's conduct 
obtained much notice; for he preached 
another sermon at Halifax, entitled " Mo- 
deration ; or a candid disposition towards 
those that differ from us, recommended 
and enforced." This he also printed, 
with the avowed view of " promoting 
of that moderation towards all men which 
becometh us as Christians, is the orna- 
ment of our profession, and which we 
should therefore labour to maintain, as 
we desire to walk worthy of the vocation 
wherewith we are called, with all lowli- 
ness and meekness, with long suffering, 
forbearing one another in love, endeavour- 
ing to keep the unity of the spirit in the 
bond of peace." He proceeds to observe 
in this discourse, that " whoever reflects 
upon the nature of human constitutions, 
will readily allow the impossibility of per- 
fection in any of them ; and whoever con- 
siders the mutability of human things, 
will grant that nothing can be so well 
devised, or so sure established, which, in 
continuance of time, will not be corrupted. 
A change of circumstances, to which the 
best constituted state is liable, will require 
such alterations as once would have been 
needless : and improvement of observa- 
tion will demand such regulations as 
nothing else could have discovered to have 
been right. Of this the wise founders of 
the established church of England were 
very sensible; they prudently required 
no subscription to perfection in the church, 
well knowing that they but laid the foun- 
dation stone of a much greater building 
than they could live to see completed. 
The Common Prayer, since it was first 
properly compiled," in the year 1545, has 
undergone sixteen alterations, as defects 
became visible, and offence was thereby 
given to the promoting of separations and 
divisions: noble examples these fit for 
the present age to imitate ! for, as ninety 
years have elapsed since the last review, 
this experienced age has justly discovered 
that the amendments, at that time made, 
were not sufficient. I could produce you 
many instances ; but I forbear ; for I am 



very sensible how tender a point I am 
discussing. However, I cannot but ob- 
serve, that for my own part, upon the 
maturest arid most sober consideration, I 
take him to be a greater friend to Chris- 
tianity in general, and to this church in 
particular, who studies to unite as many 
dissenters as may be to us, by a reason- 
able comprehension, than he who is 
against it." 

It is urged by Mr Watson, that the 
church of England herself does not claim 
a perfection which is insisted upon as her 
distinguishing quality by some of her 
over zealous advocates. He says, " The 
first reformers were wise and good men, 
but the Common Prayer they published 
was little better than popery itself; many 
indeed have been the alterations in it 
made since then ; but as, through the 
unripeness of the times, it never had any 
but imperfect emendations, we may rea- 
sonably suppose it capable of still further 
improvements." Deeming the service ap- 
pointed for this day as inappropriate, and 
referring to suggestions that were in his 
time urged upon public attention for a 
review of the liturgy, he proceeds to say, 
" There may be men at work that misre- 
present this good design ; that proclaim, 
as formerly, the church's danger ; but let 
no arts like these deceive you ; they must 
be enemies in disguise that do it, or such 
who have not examined what they object 
to with sufficient accuracy. What is 
wished for, your own great Tillotson him- 
self attempted : this truly valuable man, 
with some others but little inferior to him- 
self, being sensible that the want of a 
sufficient review drew many members 
from the church, would have compromised 
the difference in a way detrimental to no 
one, beneficial to all ; and had he not 
been opposed by some revengeful zealots, 
had certainly completed what all good 
men have wished for." 

The Editor of the Every-Day Book 
has Mr. Watson's private copies of these 
printed tracts, with manuscript additions 
and remarks on them by Mr. Watson 
himself. It should seem from one of these 
notes, in his own hand-writing, that his 
opinions were not wholly contemned. 
Regarding his latter discourse, he observes 
that " the late Dr. Sharp, archdeacon cf 
Northumberland, in a pamphlet, called 
' A Serious Inquiry into the Use and Im- 
portance of External Religion;' quotes 
this sentence, " Where unity and peace are 



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disregarded, devotion must be so too, as it 
were by natural consequences. I have bor- 
rowed these words from a sermon preached 
at Halifax, by John Watson, A. M., which, 
if any man, who has sixpence to spare, 
will purchase, peruse, and lay to heart, he 
will lay out his time and his money very 
well." Archdeacon Sharp was father of 
the late Granville Sharp, the distinguished 
philanthropist and hebraist. 

Mr. Watson was born at Presburg, in 
Cheshire, and educated at Brazen Nose col- 
lege, Oxford, where he obtained a fellow- 
ship. He wrote a History of Halifax, in 
2vols. 4to., 1775; and a History of the 
Warren Family, by one of whom he was 
presented to the rectory of Stockport, where 
he died, aged 59 years He also wrote a 
review of the large Moravian hymn book, 
and several miscellaneous pieces. There 
is a portrait of him by Basire. 

By those who believe that Charles was 
" guiltless of his country's blood/' and 
that the guilt " of his blood" is an entail 
upon the country not yet cut off, it may 
be remarked as a curious fact, that at 
about that season, eighty years after the 
king " bowed his head" on the scaffold at 
Whitehall, it was " a very sickly time." 
It is recorded, that in 1733 " people were 
afflicted this month with a head-ach and 
fever which very few escaped, and many 
died of; particularly between Tuesday, 
the twenty-third, and Tuesday, the thir- 
tieth of January, there died upwards of 
fifteen hundred in London and Westmin- 
ter."* On the twenty-third of January, 
1649, the king having peremptorily de- 
nied the jurisdiction of the court, the pre- 
sident, Bradshaw, " ordered his contempt 
to be recorded : on the thirtieth of January 
he was beheaded." During these days, 
and the intervening ones, the fatal Lon- 
don head-ach prevailed in 1733. 

On the second of March, 1772 Mr. 
Montague moved in the house of com- 
mons to have so much of the act of 12th 
C. II. c % 30, as relates to the ordering 
the thirtieth of January to be kept as a 
day of fasting and humiliation, to be re- 
pealed. His motive he declared to be, to 
abolish, as much as he could, any absur- 
dity from church as well as state. He 
said that he saw great and solid reasons 
for abolishing the observation of that day, 



and hoped that it was not too harsh a 
name to be given to the service for the 
observation of that day, if he should brand 
it with the name of impiety, particularly 
in those parts where Charles I. is likened 
to oar Saviour. On a division, there being 
for the motion 97, and against it 125, it 
was lost by a majority of 27. 



The Calves-head Club. 

On the 30th of January, 1735, certain 
young noblemen and gentlemen met at a 
French tavern in Suffolk-street, (Charing 
Cross,) under the denomination of the 
" Calves-head Club." They had an en- 
tertainment of calves' heads, some of 
which they showed to the mob outside, 
whom they treated with strong beer. In 
the evening, they caused a bonfire to be 
made before the door, and threw into it 
with loud huzzas a calf's-head dressed 
up in a napkin. They also dipped their 
napkins in red wine, and waved them 
from the windows, at the same time 
drinking toasts publicly. The mob huz- 
zaed as well as " their betters," but 
at length broke the windows, and became 
so mischievous that the guards were called 
in to prevent further outrage.* 

These proceedings occasioned some 
verses in the " Grub-street Journal," 
wherein are the following lines : 

Strange times ! when noble peers secure 

from riot 

Cann't keep Noll's annual festival in quiet. 
Through sashes broke, dirt, stones and 

brands thrown at em, 
Which, if not scand was brand-alum- 

magnatum 
Forced to run down to vaults for safer 

quarters, 
And in cole-holes, their ribbons hide and 

garters. 
They thought, their feast in dismal fray 

thus ending, 
Themselves to shades of death and hell 

descending : 

This might have been, had stout Clare- 
market mobsters 
With cleavers arm'd, outmarch'd St. James's 

lobsters ; 
Numsculls they'd split, to furnish other 

revels, 
And make a calves-head feast for worms 

and devils. 



British Chronologist, 177. 



* Gents. Mag .and Brit. Chron. 



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CalfaesJ^eatr Club m ^ufibOt Street, 173 1. 



There is a print entitled " The true 
Effigies of the Members of the Calves- 
head Club, held on the 30th of January, 
1734, in Suffolk Street, in the County of 
Middlesex/' This date is the year before 
that of the disturbance related, and as re- 
gards the company, the health drinking, 
huzzaing, a calf's" head in a napkin, a 
bonfire, and the mob, the scene is the 
same ; with this addition, that there is a 
person in a mask with an axe in his hand. 
The engraving above is from this print. 



On a work entitled the " History of 
the Calves-head Club/' little reliance is 
to be placed for authenticity. It appears, 
however, that their toasts were of this de- 
scription : " The pious memory of Oliver 
Cromwell." " Damn n to the race of the 
Stuarts." "The glorious year 1648." 
" The man in the mask, &c/' Tt will be 
remembered that the executioner of 
Charles I. wore a mask. 



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Oranges and Bells. 

A literary hand at Newark is so oblig- 
ing as to send the communication annexed, 
for which, in behalf of the reader, the edi- 
tor offers his sincere thanks. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, Newark, Dec. 1 0, 1 825. 

On the 30th of January, the anniver- 
sary of king Charles's martyrdom, and on 
Shrove Tuesday, we have a custom here, 
which I believe to be singular, having 
never heard of it elsewhere. On those 
days, there are several stalls placed in the 
market-place, (as if for a regular market,) 
having nothing but oranges : you may 
purchase them, but it is rarely the case ; 
but you " raffle'* for them, at least that is 
their expression. You give the owner a 
halfpenny, which entitles you to one 
share ; if a penny, to two, and so on ; and 
when there is a sufficient sum, you begin 
the raffle. A ball nearly round, (about 
the size of a hen's egg,) yet having 
twenty-six square sides, each having a 
number, being one to twenty-six, is given 
you : (some balls may not have so many, 
others more, but I never saw them.) You 
throw the ball down, what I may term, 
the chimney, (which is so made as to 
keep turning the ball as it descends,) and 
it falls on a flat board with a ledge, to 
keep it from falling off, and when it stops 
you look at the number. Suppose it was 
twelve, the owner of the stall uses this ex- 
pression, "Twelve is the highest, and one 
gone." Then another throws ; if his is a 
lesser number, they say, " Twelve is the 
highest, and two gone ;" if a higher num- 
Der, they call accordingly. The highest 
number takes oranges to the amount of all 
the money on the board. When they 
first begin, a halfpenny is put down, then 
they call " One, and who makes two ?" 
\vhen another is put down, it is "Two, 
and who makes three ?" and so on. At 
night the practice is kept up at their own 
houses till late hours; and others go to the 
inns and public-houses to see what they 
can do there. 

Also eveiy day, at six in the morning, 
and night, at eight o'clock, we have a bell 
rung for about a quarter of an hour : it is 
termed six o'clock and eight o'clock bell. 
On saint days, Saturdays, and Sundays, 
the time is altered to seven o'clock in the 
morning, and to seven o'clock at night, 
with an additional ringing at one o'clock 

VOL. TL 58. 



at noon. Again, at eight o'clock v>n Sun- 
day morning, all the bells are tolled round 
for a quarter of an hour. 

I have mentioned the above, that, if 
they come within the notice of the Every- 
Day Book, you would give them inser- 
tion, and, if possible, account for their 
origin. 

Whilst on the subject of " bells," per- 
haps you can mention how " hand bells 
came into the church, and for what pur- 
pose." We have a set in this church* 
I am, &c. 

H. H. N. N. 



The editor will be glad to receive eluci- 
dations of either of these usages. 

Accounts of local customs are paiticu- 
larly solicited from readers of the Every- 
Day Book in every part of the country. 



To the notice of this day in the Per- 
ennial Calendar, the following stanzas 
are subjoined by Dr. Forster. They are 
evident " developments" of phrenological 
thought. 

VERSES ON A SKULL 

In a church-yard. 

O empty vault of former glory ! 

Whate'er thou wert in time of old. 
Thy surface tells thy living story, 

Tho' now so hoJ)o\v, dead, and cold , 
For in thy form is yet descried 

The traces left of young desire ; 
The Painter's art, the Statesman's pride, 

The Muse's song, the Poet's fire ; 
But these, forsooth, now seem to be 
Mere lumps ou thy periphery. 

Dear Nature, constant in her laws, 

Hath mark'd each mental operation, 
She ev'ry feeling's limit draws 

On all the heads throughout the nation, 
That there might no deception be ; 

And he who kens her tokens well, 
Hears tongues which every where agree 

In language that no lies can tell 
Courage Deceit Destruction Theft 
Have traces on the skullcap left. 

But through all Nature s constancy 
An awful change of form is seen, 

Two forms are not which quite agree, 
None is replaced that o.ice hath been ; 



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Endless variety in all, 

From Fly to Man, Creation's pride, 
Each shows his proper form to fall 

Eftsoons in time's o'erwhelming tide, 
And mutability goes on 
With ceaseless combination. 



Tis thine to teach with magic power 

Those who still bend life's fragile stem, 
To suck the sweets of every flower, 

Before the sun shall set to them ; 
Calm the contending passions dire, 

Which on thy surface I descry, 
Like water struggling with the fire 

In combat, which of them shall die ; 
Thus is the soul in Fury's car, 
A type of Hell's intestine war. 

Old wall of man's most noble par , 

While now I trace with trembling hand 
Thy sentiments, how oft I start, 

Dismay'd at such a jarring band ! 
Man, with discordant frenzy fraught, 

Seems either madman, fool, or knave ; 
To try to live is all he's taught 

To 'scape her foot who nought doth save 
In life's proud race ; (unknown our goal) 
To strive against a kindred soul. 

These various organs show the place 

Where Friendship lov'd, where Passion 

glow'd, 
Where Veneration grew in grace, 

Where justice swayed, where man was 

proud 
Whence Wit its slippery sallies threw 

On Vanity, thereby defeated ; 
Where Hope's imaginary view 

Of things to come (fond fool) is seated ; 
Where Circumspection made us fear, 
Mid gleams of joy some danger near. 



Here fair Benevolence doth grow 
In forehead high here Imitation 

Adorns the stage, where on the Brow 
Are Sound, and Color's legislation. 



Here doth Appropriation try, 

By help of Secrecy, to gain 
A store of wealth, against we die, 

For heirs to dissipate again. 
Cause and Comparison here show, 

The use of every thing we know. 

But here that fiend of fiends doth dwell, 

While Ideality unshaken 
By facts or theory, whose spell 

Maddens the soul and fires our beacon. 
Whom memory tortures, love deludes, 

Whom circumspection fills with dread, 
On every organ he obtrudes, 

Until Destruction o'er his head 
Impends ; then mad with luckless strife, 
He volunteers the loss of life. 

And canst thou teach to future man 

The way his evils to repair 
Say, O momento, of the span 

Of mortal life ? For if the care 
Of truth to science be not given, 

(From whom no treachery it can sever,} 
There's no dependance under heaven 

That error may not reign for ever. 
May future heads more learning cull 
From thee, when my own head's a skull. 



There is a parish game in Scotland, at 
this season of theyear,when the waters are 
frozen and can bear practitioners in the di- 
version. It prevails, likewise, in North- 
umberland, and other northern parts of 
south Britain ; yet, nowhere, perhaps, is 
it so federalized as among the descend- 
ants of those who "ha' wi' Wallace 
bled." This sport, called curling, is de- 
scribed by the georgical poet, and will 
be better apprehended by being related 
in his numbers : it being premised that 
the time agreed on, or the appointment 
for playing it, is called the tryst ; the 
match is called the bonspiel ; the boundary 
marks for the play are called the tees ; 
and the stones used are called coits, 
or quoits, or coiting, or quoiting-stones. 



Now rival parishes, and shrievedoms, keep, 
On upland lochs, the long-expected tryst 
To play their yearly bonspiel. Aged men, 
Smit with the eagerness of youth, are there, 
While love of conquest lights their beamless eyes, 
New-nerves their arms, and makes them young once more. 

The sides when ranged, the distance meted out, 
And duly traced the tees, some younger hand 
Begins, with throbbing heart, and far o'ershoots, 
Or sideward leaves, the mark : in vain he bends 
His waist, and winds his hand, as if it still 
Retained the power to guide the devious stone, 



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Which, onward hurling, makes the circling groupe 
Quick start aside, to shun its reckless force. 
But more and still more skilful arms succeed, 
And near and nearer still around the tee, 
This side, now that, approaches ; till at last, 
Two, seeming equidistant, straws, or twigs, 
Decide as umpires 'tween contending coits. 

Keen, keener still, as life itself were staked, 
Kindles the friendly strife : one points the line 
To him who, poising, aims and aims again ; 
Another runs and sweeps where nothing lies. 
Success alternately, from side to side. 
Changes ; and quick the hours un-noted fly, 
Till light begins to fail, and deep below, 
The player, as he stoops to lift his coit, 
Sees, half incredulous, the rising moon. 
But now the final, the decisive spell 
Begins ; near and more near the sounding stones, 
Some winding in, some bearing straight along, 
Crowd justling all around the mark, while one, 
Just slightly touching, victory depends 
Upon the final aim : long swings the stone. 
Then with full force, careering furious on, 
Rattling it strikes aside both friend and foe, 
Maintains its course, and takes the victor's place. 
The social meal succeeds, and social glass ; 
In words the fight renewed is fought again, 
While festive mirth forgets the winged hours. 
Some quit betimes the scene, and find that home 
Is still the place where genuine pleasure dwells, 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 36 85. 



Sfanuarp 31. 

King George IV, proclaimed. Holiday 
at the Exchequer. 

Wakes. 

A newspaper of this day,* in the year 
1821, relates the following" anecdote : 

All through Ireland the ceremonial of 
wakes and funerals is most punctually at- 
tended to, and it requires some sfavoir 
faire to carry through the arrangement in 
a masterly manner. A great adept at the 
business, who had been the prime ma- 
nager at all the wakes in the neighbour- 
hood for many years, was at last called 
away from the death-beds of his friends 
to his own. Shortly before he died he 
gave minute directions to his people as to 

* New Times. 



the mode of waking him in proper style. 
" Recollect," says he, " to put three can- 
dles at the head of the bed, after you lay 
me out, and two at the foot, and one at 
each side. Mind now, and put a plate 
with the salt on it just a top of my breast. 
And, do you hear ? have plenty of tobacco 
and pipes enough ; and remember to make 
the punch strong. And but what the 
devil is the use of talking to you ? sure I 
know you'll be sure to botch it, as I won't 
be there myself." 

MR. JOHN BULL, an artist, with poeti- 
cal powers exemplified in the first vo- 
lume* by a citation from his poem enti- 
tled " The Museum," which deserves to be 
better known, favours the Every-Day 
Book with the following original lines. 
The conflict between the cross and the 
crescent, renders the communication pe- 
culiarly interesting to those who indulge 
a hope that the struggle will terminate in 
the liberation of Greece from " worse than 
Egyptian bondage." 

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THE RAINBOW IN GREECE. 

By Mr. John Bull. 

Arch of peace ' the firmament 

Hath not a form more fair 
Than thine, thus beautifully bent 

Upon the lighten'd air. 

Well might the wondrous bards of yore 

Of thee so sweetly sing ; 
Thy fair foot on their lovely shore 

Returning with the spring ! 

An angel's form to thee they gave, 

Celestial feign'd thy birth, 
Saw thee now span the light green wave, 

And now the greener earth. 

Yet then, where'er thy smile was seen 

On land, or billowy main, 
Thou seem'd to watch, with look serene, 

O'er Freedom's glorious reign. 

Thy brilliant arch, around the sky, 

The nurse of hope appear'd, 
Sweet as the light of liberty, 

Wherewith their souls were cheer'd ! 

But ah ! if thou, when Greece was young, 

Didst visit realms above ; 
Go and return, as minstrels sung 

A messenger of love : 

What tale, in heaven, hast thou to tell, 

Of tyrants and their slaves 
Despots, and soul-bound men that dwell 

Without their fathers' graves ! 

Oh ! when they see thy beauteous bow, 

Surround their ancient skies, 
Do not the Grecian warriors know, 

Tis then their hour to rise 1 

Let them unsheath the daring sword, 

And, pointing up to thee, 
Speak to their men one fiery word, 

And march to set them free 

Upon thino arch of hope they'd glance, 
And say, " The storm is o'er I 

" The clouds are breaking off advance, 
" We will be slaves no more !" 



repre- 



The "Mirror of the Months" 
ents of the coming month, that 

" Now the Christmas holidays are 3ver, 
and all the snow in Russia could not 
make the first Monday in this month look 
any other than black, in the home-loving 
eyes of little schoolboys ; and the streets 
of London are once more evacuated of 
h: 
but 

heard, and sorrowful faces seen to issue 
from sundry post-chaises that carry six- 
teen inside, exclusive of cakes and boxes; 



lappy wondering faces, that look any way 
)ut straight before them ; and sobs are 



and theatres are no longer conscious or 
unconscious dclats de rire, but the whole 
audience is like Mr. Wordsworth's cloud, 
" which moveth altogether, if it move 
at all." 

In the gardens of our habitations, and 
the immense tracts that provide great 
cities with the products of the earth, the 
cultivator seizes the first opportunity to 
prepare and dress the bosom of our com- 
mon mother. " Hard frosts, if they come 
at all, are followed by sudden thaws; 
and now, therefore, if ever, the mysterious 
old song of our school days stands a 
chance of being verified, which sings of 
* Three children sliding on the ice, 

All on a summer's day !' 
Now the labour of the husbandman re- 
commences ; and it is pleasant to watch 
(from your library-window) the plough- 
team moving almost imperceptibly along, 
upon the distant upland that the bare 
trees have disclosed to you. Nature is 
as busy as ever, if not openly and ob- 
viously, secretly, and in the hearts of her 
sweet subjects the flowers ; stirring them 
up to that rich rivalry of beauty which is 
to greet the first footsteps of spring, and 
teaching them to prepare themselves for 
her advent, as young maidens prepare, 
months beforehand, for the marriage fes- 
tival of some dear friend. If the flowers 
think and feel (and he who dares to say 
that they do not is either a fool or a phi- 
losopher let him choose between the 
imputations !) if the flowers think and 
feel, what a commotion must be working 
within their silent hearts, when the pi- 
nions of winter begin to grow, and indi- 
cate that he is at least meditating his 
flight Then do they, too, begin to 
meditate on May-day, and think on the 
delight with which they shall once more 
breathe the fresh air, when they have 
leave to escape from their subterranean 
prisons ; for now, towards the latter end 
of this month, they are all of them at 
least awake from their winter slumbers, 
and most are busily working at their gay 
toilets, and weaving their fantastic robes, 
and shaping their trim forms, and distil- 
ling their rich essences, and, in short, 
getting ready in all things, that they may 
be duly prepared to join the bright pro- 
cession of beauty that is to greet and 
glorify the annual coming on of their 
sovereign lady, the spring. It is true 
none of all this can be seen. But what 
a race should we be, if we kne^v and 



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cared to know of nothing, but what we 
can see and prove ! " " 

* Mirror of the Months. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 35. 




FEBRUARY. 

When, in the zodiac, the Fish wheel round, 

They loose the floods, and irrigate the grouud. 

Then, husbandmen resume their wonted toil, 

Yoke their strong steers, and plough the yielding soil 

Then prudent gard'ners seize the happy time, 

To dig and trench, and prune for shoots to climb, 

Inspect their borders, mark the silent birth 

Of plants, successive, from the teeming earth, 

Watch the young nurslings with paternal care, 

Apd hope for "growing weather" all the year. 

Yet February's suns uncertain shine, 

*ov rain and frost alternately combine 

To stop the plough, with sudden wintry storms 

/nd, often, fearful violence the month deforms 



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jftbruarp l. 

Flowers 

A good garden in a sunny day, at the 
commencement of this month, has many 
delightful appearances to a lover of na- 
ture, and issues promises of further gra- 
tification. It is, however, in ball-rooms 
and theatres that many of the sex, to 
whose innocence and beauty the lily is 
likened, resort for amusement, and see or 
wear the mimic forms of floral loveliness. 
Yet this approach to nature, though at 
an awful distance, is to be hailed as 
an impulse of her own powerful working 
in the very heart of fashion ; and it has 
this advantage, that it supplies means of 
existence to industry, and urges ingenuity 
to further endeavour. Artificial wants 
are rapidly supplied by the necessity of 
providing for real ones; and the weal- 
thy accept drafts upon conditions which 



indigence prescribes, till it becomes 
lifted above poverty to independence. 

The manufacture of artificial flowers is 
not wholly unknown in England, but our 
neighbours, the French, eclipse us in the 
accuracy and variety of their imitations. 
Watering-places abound with these won- 
ders of their work-people, and in the me- 
tropolis there are depots, from whence 
dress-makers and milliners are supplied 
by wholesale. 

The annexed literal copy of a French 
flower-maker's card, circulated during the 
summer of 1822 among the London 
shopkeepers, is a whimsical specimen of 
self-sufficiency, and may save some learn- 
ers of French from an overweening confi- 
dence in their acquisition of that language, 
which, were it displayed in Paris, would 
be as whimsical in that metropolis as this 
English is in ours. 



M. MARLOTEAU et O. 

Manufacturers from Paris , 

37, MONTMORENCY-STREET, 

To London 14 Broad street , Oxford street. 

Acquaint the Trade in general, that they have just established in LONDON. 

A Warhouse for FRENCH FLOWERS , for each Season , feathar from 
hat ladies of their own Manufacture elegant fans of the NEWEST TASTE. 

And of Manufactures of PARIS , complette sets ornaments for 'balls , snuff ( 
boxes scale gold and silver , boxes toilette , ribbons and embroidered , hat 
et cap , from Ladies of the newest Taste , China , all sorts , etc. 

He commit generally the articles from Paris , Manufacturers. 

And send in all BRITISH CITY. 
Attandance from Nine o'Clock in the Morning till five in the Afternoon. 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . .39 70. 

jfdbruarj) 2. 

Purification, or Candlemas. 1826. Holi- 
day at the Public Offices. 
This day, the festival of "the Purifica- 
tion of the Blessed Virgin Mary," is some- 
times called Christ's Presentation, the 
Holiday of St Simeon, and The Wives' 
Feast. An account of its origin and cele- 
bration is in vol. i: p. 199. A beautiful 
composition in honour of the Virgin is 
added as a grace to these columns. 
Portuguese Hymn. 

TO THE VIRGIN MARY. 

By John Leyden. 
Star of the wide and pathless sea, 

Who lov'st on mariners to shine, 
These votive garments wet to thee, 

We hang within thy holy shrine. 

When o'er us flushed the surging brine, 
Amid the warring waters tost, 

We called no other name but thine, 
And hoped, when other hope was lost, 

Ave Maris Stella ! 
Star of the vast and howling main, 

When dark and lone is all the sky, 
And mountain- waves o'er ocean's plain 

Erect their stormy heads on high ; 

When virgins for their true loves sigh, 
And raise their weeping eyes to thee, 

The star of Ocean heeds their cry, 
And saves the foundering bark at sea. 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of the dark and stormy sea, 

When wrecking tempests round us rave, 
Thy gentle virgin form we see 

Bright rising o'er the hoary wave. 

The howling storms that seem to crave 
Their victims, sink in music sweet, 

The surging seas recede to pave 
The path beneath thy glistening feet, 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of tne desert waters wild, 

Who pitying hears the seaman's cry, 
The God of mercy, as a child, 

On that chaste bosom loves to lie ; 

While soft the chorus of the sky 
Their hymns of tender mercy sing, 

And angel voices name on high 
The mother of the heavenly king, 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of the deep ! at that blest name 

The waves sleep silent round the keel, 
The tempests wild their fury tame 

That made the deep's foundations reel : 

The soft celestial accents steal 
So soothing through the realms of woe, 
* # '# * * 

Ave Maris Stella ! 



Star of the mild and placid seas, 

Whom rainbow rays of mercy crown, 

Whose name thy faithful Portuguese 
O'er all that to the depths go down, 
With hymns of grateful transport own , 

When gathering clouds obscure their light 
And heaven assumes an awful frown. 

The star of Ocean glitters bright, 
Ave Maris Stella ! 

Star of the deep ! when angel lyres 

To hymn thy holy name essay, 
In vain a mortal harp aspires 

To mingle in the mighty lay ! 

Mother of God ! one living ray 
Of hope our grateful bosoms fires 

When storms and tempests pass away, 
To join the bright immortal quires. 
Ave Maris Stella ! 



On Candlemas-day, 1734, there was a 
grand entertainment for the judges, ser- 
geants, &c. in the Temple-hall. The lord 
chancellor, the earl of Macclesfield, the 
bishop of Bangor, together with other 
distinguished persons, were present, and 
the prince of Wales attended incog. At 
night the comedy of " Love for Love " 
was acted by the company of his Majesty's 
revels from the Haymarket theatre, who 
received a present of 507. from the so- 
cieties of the Temple. The judges, ac- 
cording to an ancient custom, danced 
" round the coal fire," singing an old 
French song.* 

THE COAL AND THE DIAMOND 

A Fable for Cold Weather, 
A coal was hid beneath the grate, 
(Tis often modest merit's fate,) 

'Twas small, and so, perhaps, forgotten ; 
Whilst in the room, and near in size, 

Ir a fine casket lined with cotton, 
In pomp and state, a diamond lies. 

" So, little gentleman in black," 
The brilliant spark in anger cried, 

" I hear, in philosophic clack, 
Our families are close allied ; 

But know, the splendour of my hue, 
ExcelPd by nothing in existence, 

Should teach such little folks as you 
To keep a more respectful distance." 

At these reflections on his name, 

The coal soon redden'd to a flame ; 

Of his own real use aware, 

He only answer'd with a sneer 

" I scorn your taunts, good bishop Blaae, 

And envy not your charms divine ; 
For know, 1 boast a double praise, 

As I can warm as well as shine." 

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She was in prison, as you see, 

All in a cave of snow ; 
And she could not relieved be, 

Though she was frozen so. 

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For she was all froze in with frost, 

Eight days and nights, poor soul ! 
Rut when they gave her up for lost, 

They found her down the hole. 

A h, well-a-day ' MS. Ballad. 



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. On Saturday, the 2d of February, 1799, 
Elizabeth Woodcock, aged forty-two years, 
went on horseback from Impington to 
Cambridge ; on her return, between six 
and seven o'clock in the evening, being 
about half a mile from her own home, 
her horse started at a sudden light, pro- 
bably from a meteor, which, at this season 
of the year, frequently happens. She 
exclaimed, " Good God ! what can this 
be?'' It was a very inclement, stormy 
night; a bleak wind blew boisterously 
from the N. E. ; the ground was covered 
by great quantities of snow that had fallen 
during the day. Many of the deepest 
ditches were filled up, whilst in the open 
fields there was but a thin covering ; but 
in roads and lanes, and in narrow and 
enclosed parts, it had so accumulated as 
to retard the traveller. The horse ran 
backwards to the brink of a ditcb, and 
fearing lest the animal should plunge 
into it, she dismounted, intending to lead 
the animal home ; but he started again, 
and broke from her. She attempted to 
regain the bridle; but the horse turned 
suddenly out of the road, over a common 
field, and she followed him. Having lost 
one of her shoes in the snow, and wearied 
by the exertion she had made, and by a 
heavy basket on her arm, her pursuit of 
the horse was greatly impeded ; she how- 
ever persisted, and having overtaken him 
about a quarter of a mile from whence 
she alighted, she gained the bridle, and 
made another attempt to lead him home. 
But on retracing her steps to a thicket 
contiguous to the road, she became so 
much fatigued, and her left foot, which 
was without a shoe, was so much be- 
numbed, that she was unable to proceed 
farther. Sitting down upon the ground 
in this state, and letting go the bridle, 
" Tinker," she said, calling the horse by 
his name, " I am too much tired to go 
any farther; you must go home without 
me :" and exclaimed, " Lord have mercy 
upon me! what will become of me?" 
The ground on which she sat was upon a 
jevel with the common field, close under 
the thicket on the south-west. She well 
knew its situation, and its distance from 
her own house. There was then only a 
small quantity of snow drifted near her; 
but it accumulated so rapidly, that when 



Chesterton bell rang at eight o'clock, she 
was completely hemmed in by it. The 
depth of the snow in which she was en- 
veloped was about six feet in a perpen- 
dicular direction, and over her head be- 
tween two and three. She was incapable 
of any effectual attempt to extricate her- 
self, and, in addition to her fatigue and 
cold, her clothes were stiffened by the 
frost; and therefore, resigning herself to 
the necessity of her situation, she sat 
awaiting the dawn of the following day. 
To the best of her recollection, she slept 
very little during the night. In the 
morning, observing before her a circular 
hole in the snow, about two feet in length, 
and half a foot in diameter, running 
obliquely upwards, she broke off a branch 
of a bush which was close to her, and 
with it thrust her handkerchief through 
the hole, and hung it, as a signal of dis- 
tress, upon one of the uppermost twigs 
that remained uncovered. She bethought 
herself that the change of the moon was 
near, and having an almanac in her 
pocket, took it out, though with great 
difficulty, and found that there would be 
a new moon the next day, February the 
4th. Her difficulty in getting the alma- 
nac from her pocket arose, in a great 
measure, from the stiffness of her frozen 
clothes ; the trouble, however, was com- 
pensated by the consolation which the 
prospect of so near a change in her favour 
afforded. Here, however, she remained 
day after day, and night after night, per- 
fectly distinguishing the alterations of day 
and night, hearing the bells of her own 
and the neighbouring villages, particularly 
that of Chesterton, which was about two 
miles distant from the spot, and rung in 
winter time at eight in the evening and 
four in the morning, Sundays excepted ; 
she was sensible to the sound of carriages 
upon the road, the bleating of sheep and 
lambs, and the barking of dogs. One 
day she overheard a conversation between 
two gipsies, relative to an ass they had 
lost. She recollected having pulled out 
her snuff-box, and taken two pinches of 
snuff, but felt so little gratification from 
it, that she never repeated it. Possibly, 
the cold might have so far blunted her 
powers of sensation, that the snuff no 
longer retained its stimulus. Finding her 



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left hand beginning to swell, in conse- 
quence of her reclining on that arm, she 
took two rings, the tokens of her nuptial 
vows twice pledged, t'rom her finger, and 
put them, together with a little money 
from her pocket, into a small box, judging 
that, should she not be found alive, the 
rings and money, being thus deposited, 
were less likely to be overlooked by the 
discoverers of her breathless corpse. She 
frequently shouted, in hopes that her vo- 
ciferations might reach any that chanced 
to pass, but the snow prevented the trans- 
mission of her voice. The gipsies, who 
approached her nearer than any other 
persons, were not sensible of any sound, 
though she particularly endeavoured to 
attract their attention. A thaw took place 
on the Friday after the commencement of 
her misfortunes ; she felt uncommonly 
faint and languid ; her clothes were 
wetted quite through by the melted snow ; 
the aperture before mentioned became 
considerably enlarged, and she attempted 
to make an effort to release herself; but 
her strength was too much impaired ; her 
feet and legs were no longer obedient to 
her will, and her clothes were become 
much heavier by the water which 
they had imbibed. She now, for the first 
time, began to despair of being discovered 
alive ; and declared, that, all things con- 
sidered, she could not have survived 
twenty-four hours longer This was 
the morning of her emancipation. The 
apartment or cave of snow formed around 
her was sufficiently large to afford her 
space to move herself about three or four 
inches in any direction, but not to stand 
upright, it being only about three feet 
and a half in height, and about two in 
the broadest part. Her sufferings had 
now increased ; she sat with one of her 
hands spread over her face, and fetched 
very deep sighs ; her breath was short 
and difficult, and symptoms of approach- 
ing dissolution became hourly more appa- 
rent. On that day, Sunday, the 10th of 
February, Joseph Muncey, a young 
farmer, in his way home from Cambridge, 
about half-past twelve o'clock, passed 
very near the spot where the woman was. 
Her handkerchief, hanging upon the twigs, 
where she had suspended it, caught his 
eye ; he walked up to the place, and saw 
the opening in the snow, and heard a 
sound issue from it similar to that of 
a person "breathing hard and with diffi- 
culty. He looked in, and saw the woman 
who had been so long missing. He did 



not speak to her, but, seeing another 
young farmer and a shepherd at a little 
distance, communicated to them the dis- 
covery he had made ; upon which, though 
they scarcely credited his report, they 
went to the spot. The shepherd called 
out, " Are you there, Elizabeth Wood- 
cock ?" She replied, in a faint and feeble 
accent, " Dear John Stittle, I know your 
voice ; for God's sake, help me out of 
this place !" Stittle immediately made his 
way through the snow till he was able to 
reach her; she eagerly grasped his hand, 
and implored him not to leave her. " I 
have been here a long time," she observed. 
" Yes," answered the man, " ever since 
Saturday." " Ay, Saturday week," 
she replied ; " I have heard the bells 
go two Sundays for church." Her hus- 
band was immediately acquainted with 
the discovery, and proper means were 
taken for conveying her home. Her hus- 
band and some neighbours brought a 
horse and chaise-cart, with blankets to 
wrap her in. The snow being somewhat 
cleared away, she asked for a piece of bis- 
cuit and a small quantity of brandy, from 
taking which she found herself greatly re- 
cruited. As a person took her up to put 
her into the chaise, the stocking of the left 
leg, adhering to the ground, came off, and 
she fainted. Nature was greatly exhaust- 
ed, and the motion, added to the sight of 
her husband and neighbours,was too much 
for her strength and spirits. When she 
recovered, she was laid gently in the car- 
riage, covered well over with the blankets, 
and conveyed without delay to her own 
house. 

It appears that when the horse came 
home, her husband and another person 
set out on the road with a lantern, and 
went quite to Cambridge, where they only 
learnt that she left the inn at six that 
evening. They explored the road afresh 
that night, and for four succeeding days, 
and searched the huts of the gipsies, whom 
they suspected might have robbed and 
murdered her, till she was unexpectedly 
discovered in the manner already men- 
tioned. 

Mr. Okes, a surgeon, first saw her in 
the cart, as she was removing home. She 
spoke to him with a voice tolerably 
strong, but rather hoarse ; her hands and 
arms were sodden, but not very cold 
though her legs and feet were. She was 
put to bed, and weak broth given her oc- 
casionally. From the time of her being 
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she had not slept till Friday the 8th. 
The hurry of spirits, occasioned by too 
many visitors, rendered her feverish ; and 
hw feet were found to be completely 
mortified. The cold had extended its vio- 
lent effects from the end of the toes to the 
middle of the instep, including more than 
an inch above the heels, and all the bot- 
tom of the feet, insomuch, that she lost all 
her toes with the integuments from the 
bottom of one foot. Her life was saved, 
but the mutilated state in which she was 
left, without even a chance of ever being 
able to attend to the duties of her family, 
was almost worse than death itself. She 
lingered until the 13th of July, 1799, 
when she expired, after a lapse of five 
months from the period of her discovery. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 37. 




St. Blaise. 

These two Romish festivals are still 
retained in the church of England ca- 
lendar. 

Of St. Blaise's festival there is an ac- 
count in vol. i. p. 207. 



WITCHCRAFT* 

The necessity for instruction is power- 
fully exemplified by the following narra- 
tive. Some who reflect upon it, and dis- 
cover that there are other and worse 
consequences to be apprehended from ig- 
norance than those related below, will 
consult their own safety, by providing 
education for the children of labouring 
people, and influencing their attendance 
where they may gain the means of dis- 
tinguishing right from wrong. 

In February, 1808, at Great Paxton, in 
Huntingdonshire, Alice Brown, crossing 
the ice on the river Ouse, fell into the 
water, and narrowly escaped drowning, 
in the sight of her friend, Fanny Amey, a 
poor epileptic girl, who, in great terror, 
witnessed the accident. Alice arrived at 
her father's house shivering with cold, 
and, probably from sympathetic affection, 
was herself seized with epilepsy. The fits 
returning frequently, she became emaci- 
ated, and incapable of labour. In April 
following, the rev. Isaac Nicholson, curate 
of the parish, inquiring after her health, 
was astonished by her brother informing 
him that her fits and debility were the 



effect of witchcraft. " She is under an 
evil tongue," said the youth. " As sure 
as you are alive, sir," continued a stand er- 
by, " she is bewitched, and so are two 
other young girls that live near her." 
The boor related, that at the town he 
came from in Bedfordshire, a man had 
been exactly in the same way ; but, by a 
charm, he discovered the witch to be an 
old woman in the same parish, and that 
her reign would soon be over ; which 
happened accordingly, for she died in 
a few days, and the man recovered. 
" Thomas Brown tried this charm last 
night for his daughter, but it did not suc- 
ceed according to our wishes ; so they 
have not at present found out who it is 
that does all the mischief." 

Mr. Nicholson was greatly shocked 
at the general opinion of the peo- 
ple that Alice Brown, Fanny Amey, 
and Mary Fox were certainly bewitched 
by some person who had bought a fami- 
liar or an evil spirit of the devil at the 
expense of the buyer's soul, and that 
various charms had been tried to discover 
who the buyer was. It was utterly out 
of his power to remove or diminish the 
impressions of his parishioners as to the 
enchantment ; and on the following Sun- 
day, a few minutes before he went to 
church, Ann Izzard, a poor woman about 
sixty years old, little, but riot ill-looking, 
the mother of eight children, five of whom 
were living, requested leave to speak to 
him. In tears and greatly agitated, she 
told him her neighbours pretended, that, 
by means of certain charms, they had dis- 
covered that she was the witch. She said 
they abused her children, and by their 
violent threats frightened her so much 
that she frequently dropped down to the 
ground in fainting-fits. She concluded 
by asserting her innocence in these words : 
" I am not a witch, and am willing to 
prove it by being weighed against the 
church bible." After the sermon, he ad- 
dressed his flock on the folly of their opi- 
nions, and fatal consequences of brooding 
over them. It appears, however, that his 
arguments, explanations, and remon- 
strances were in vain. On Thursday, the 
5th of May, Ann Izzard was at St. Neot's 
market, and her son, about sixteen years 
old, was sent there by his master for a 
load of corn : his mother and another 
woman, a shopkeeper in the parish, ac- 
companied him home ; but, contrary to 
the mother's advice, the woman put a 
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One of the horses, in going down hill, 
became restive, and overturned the cart ; 
and by this accident the grocery was 
much damaged. Because Ann Izzard had 
advised her neighbour against putting it 
in the cart, she charged her with upsetting 
it by the black art, on purpose to spoil 
the goods. In an hour, the whole village 
was in an uproar. " She has just over- 
turned a loaded cart with as much ease as 
if it had been a spinning-wheel : this is posi- 
tive proof; it speaks for itself; she is the 
person that does all the mischief; and if 
something is not done to put a stop to 
her baseness, there will be no living in 
the place.'' As it grew dark, on the fol- 
lowing Sunday, these brutal creatures as- 
sembled together, and at ten o'clock, 
taking with them the young women sup- 
posed to be bewitched, they proceeded to 
Wright Izzard's cottage, which stood in a 
solitary soot at some distance from the 
body 01 tne village; they broke into the poor 
man's house, dragged his wife naked from 
her bed into the yard, dashed her head 
against the large stones of the causeway, 
tore her arms with pins, and beat her on 
the face, breast, and stomach with the 
wooden bar of the door. When the mob 
had dispersed, the abused and helpless 
woman crawled into her dwelling, put her 
clothes on, and went to the constable,who 
said he could not protect her for he had 
not been sworn in. One Alice Russell, 
a compassionate widow, unlocked her 
door to her at the first call, comforted her, 
bound up her wounds, and put her to bed. 
In the evening of the next day she was 
again dragged forth and her arms torn till 
they streamed afresh with blood. Alive 
the following morning, and apparently 
likely to survive this attack also, her ene- 
mies resolved to duck her as soon as the 
labour of the day was over. On hearing this 
she fled to Little Paxton, and hastily took 
refuge in the house of Mr. Nicholson,who 
effectually secured her from the cruelty of 
his ignorant flock, and had the mortifica- 
tion to learn that his own neighbours 
condemned him for " harbouring such a 
wretch." 

The kindness and affection of the 
widow Russel were the means of short- 
ening her days. The infatuated popu- 
lace cried, " The protectors of a witch 
are just as bad as the witch, and deserve 
the same treatment." She neither ate 
nor slept again from anxiety and fear; but 
died a martyr to her humanity in twelve 
days after her home became the asylum, 



for a few hours, of the unhappy Alk-e 
Izzard. 

At the Huntingdon resizes in the 
August following, true bills of indictment 
were found by the grand jury against 
nine of these ignorant, infuriated wretches, 
for assaults on Wright Izzard and Ann 
Izzard, which were traversed to the fol- 
lowing assizes.* It does not appear how 
they were disposed of. 



Captain Burt, an officer of engineers, 
who, about the year 1730, was sent into 
the north of Scotland on government ser- 
vice, relates the following particulars of 
an interview between himself and a mi- 
nister, whom he met at the house of a 
nobleman. 

Witchcraft. 

After the minister had said a good deal 
concerning the wickedness of such a dia- 
bolical practice as sorcery ; and that I, in 
my turn, had declared my opinion of it, 
which you knew many years ago ; he un- 
dertook to convince me of the reality of 
it by an example, which is as follows : 

A certain Highland laird had found 
himself at several times deprived of some 
part of his wine, and having as often ex- 
amined his servants about it, and none of 
them confessing, but all denying it with 
asseverations, he was induced to conclude 
they were innocent. 

The next thing to consider was, how 
this could happen. Rats there were none 
to father the theft. Those, you know, ac- 
cording to your philosophical next-door 
neighbour, might have drawn out the 
corks with their teeth, and then put in 
their tails, which, being long and sponge- 
ous, would imbibe a good quantity of 
liquor. This they might suck out again, 
and so on, till they had emptied as many 
bottles as were sufficient for their num- 
bers and the strength of their heads. But 
to be more serious : I say there was no 
suspicion of rats, and it was concluded it 
could be done by none but witches. 

Here the new inquisition was set on 
foot, and who they were was the question ; 
but how should that be discovered ? To 
go the shortest way to work, the laird 
made choice of one night, and an hour 
when he thought it might be watering- 
time with the hags ; and went to his cellar 



* Sermon against Witchcraft, preached at Great 
Paxton, July 17, 1808, by the Rev. I. Mchol^on 
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without a light, the better to surprise 
them. Then, with his naked broad- 
sword in his hand, he suddenly opened 
the door, and shut it after him, and fell to 
cutting and slashing all round about him, 
till, at last, by an opposition to the edge 
of his sword, he concluded he had at least 
wounded one of them. But I should 
have told you, that although the place was 
very dark, yet he made no doubt, by the 
glare and flashes of their eyes, that they 
were cats ; but, upon the appearance of a 
candle, they were all vanished, and only 
some blood left upon the floor. I cannot 
forbear to hint in this place at Don 
Quixote's battle with the borachios of 
wine. 

There was an old woman, that lived 
about two miles from the laird's habita- 
tion, reputed to be a witch : her he 
greatly suspected to be one of the confe- 
deracy, and immediately he hasted away 
to her hut ; and, entering, he found her 
lying upon her bed, and bleeding excess- 
ively. 

This alone was some confirmation of 
the justness of his suspicion ; but casting 
his eye under the bed, there lay her leg 
in its natural form. 

I must confess I was amazed at the 
conclusion of this narration ; but ten times 
more, when, with the most serious air, he 
assured me that he had seen a certificate 
of the truth of it, signed by four ministers 
of that part of the country, and could pro- 
cure me a sight of it in a few days, if I 
had the curiosity to see it. 

When he had finished his story, I used 
all the arguments I was master of, to show 
him the absurdity of supposing that a wo- 
man could be transformed into the shape 
and diminutive substance of a cat; to 
vanish like a flash of fire ; carry her leg 
home with her, &c. : and I told him, that 
if a certificate of the truth of it had been 
signed by every member of the general 
assembly, it would be impossible for me 
(however strong my inclinations were to 
believe) to bring my mind to assent to it. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

As a small matter of use and curiosity, 
I beg to acquaint the readers of the 
Every-Day Book with the means of deter- 
mining the gradual increase of a plant. 

Take a straight piece of wood, of a con- 
venient height ; the upright piece, parked 
A B in the figure, may be divided into as 



many parts as you think fit, in the manner 
of a carpenter's rule : lay across the top 
of this another piece of wood, marked G 
with a small wheel, or pulley, at each end 
thereof, marked C D ; they should be su 
fixed that a fine thread of silk may easily 
run through each of them : at the end ot 
this thread, E, tie a small weight, or poise, 
and tie the other end of the thread, F, to 
the tip-top of the plant, as represented iu 
the figure. 




To find the daily increase of this 
plant, observe to what degree the knot F 
rises every day, at a particular hour, or to 
what degree the ball E descends every 
day. 

This little machine may serve several 
good purposes. By this you will be able 
to judge how much nourishment a plant 
receives in the course of each day, and a 
tolerably just notion may be formed of its 
quality; for moist plants grow quicker 
than dry ones, and the hot and moist 
quicker than the cold and dry. 
I am, sir, 
Your constant reader, 

S. THOMAS. 

January 24th, 1826. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

Perhaps the following parody of Moore's 
beautiful melody, " Those Evening Bells," 
on p. 143, may be acceptable to your 
readers, at a time like the present, when 
a laugh helps out the spirits against 
matter-of-fact evils. 

I do not think it necessary to avow 
myself as an " authority " for my little 



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communication; many of your readers 
will, no doubt, be able to furnish feeling 
evidence of the truth of the lines. Hoping 
you, sir, may read them without parti- 
cipating in the lively sensibility that the 
author felt, I remain, 

Your admiring reader, 
and regular customer, 
A SMALL BOOKSELLER ! 

City, Jan. 1826. 

" These Christmas Bills /" 

A COMMERCIAL MELODY, 1826. 

These Christmas bills, these Christmas bills, 
How many a thought their number kills 
Of notes and cash, and that sweet time 
When oft' I heard my sovereigns chime. 

Those golden days are past away, 
And many a bill I used to pay 
Sticks on the file, and empty tills 
Contain no cash for Christmas bills. 

And so 'twill be though these are paid, 
More Christmas bills will still be made, 
And other men will fear these ills, 
And curse the name of Christmas bills ! 



COPY OF A LETTER 

Written to a Domestic at Parting. 

The cheerfulness and readiness with 
which you have always served me, has 
made me interested in your welfare, and 
determined me to give you a few words 
of advice before we part. Read this at- 
tentively, and keep it; it may, perhaps, 
be useful. 

Your honesty and principles are, I 
firmly trust, unshaken. Consider them 
as the greatest treasure a human being 
can possess. While this treasure is in 
your possession you can never be hurt, 
let what will happen. You will indeed 
often feel pain and grief, for no human 
being ever was without his share of them ; 
out you can never be long and completely 
miserable but by your own fault. 

If, therefore, you are ever tempted to 
do evil, check the first wicked thought 
that rises in your mind, or else you are 
ruined. For you may look upon this as 
a most certain and infallible truth, that if 
evil thoughts are for a moment encou- 
raged, evil deeds follow : and you need 
not be told, that whoever has lost his 
good conscience is miserable, however he 
may hide it from the world, and whatever 
wealth and pleasures he may enjoy. 

And you may also rely upon this, that 
the most miserable among the virtuous is 



infinitely happier than the happiest of the 
wicked. 

The consequence I wish you to draw 
from all this is, never to do any thing ex- 
cept what you certainly know to be right ; 
for if you doubt about the lawfulness ot 
any thing, it is a sign that it ought not to 
be done. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 40 32. 

jfefiruarp 4. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 4th of February, 1800, the rev, 
William Tasker, remarkable for his leain- 
ing and eccentricity, died, aged 60, at 
Iddesleigh, in Devonshire, of which 
church he was rector near thirty yeais, 
though he had not enjoyed the income ol 
the living till within five years before his 
death, in consequence of merciless and se- 
vere persecutions and litigations. " An 
Ode to the Warlike Genius of Britain, 
1778," 4to., was the first effusion of his 
poetical talent. His translations of " Se- 
lect Odes of Pindar and Horace " add to 
his reputation with the muses, whose 
smiles he courted by many miscellaneous 
efforts. He wrote " Arviragus," a trage- 
dy, and employed the last years of his 
checkered life on a "History of Physi- 
ognomy from Aristotle to Lavater," 
wherein he illustrated the Greek philoso- 
pher's knowledge of the subject in a man- 
ner similar to that which he pursued in 
" An Attempt to examine the several 
Wounds and Deaths of the Heroes in the 
Iliad and ^E-neid, trying them by the Test 
of Anatomy and Physiology." These eru- 
dite dissertations contributed to his credit 
with the learned, but added nothing to his 
means of existence. He usually wore a 
ragged coat, the shirt peeping at the el- 
bows, and shoes of a brownish black, 
sometimes tied with packthread. Having 
heard that his spirited " Ode to the War- 
like Genius of Britain" had been read by 
the late king, George III., he presented 
himself, in his customary habit, on the es 
planade at Weymouth, where it excited 
curiosity ; and his majesty asking an at- 
tendant who that person was ? Mr. Tasker 
approached, avowed his name, and ob- 
tained a gratifying reception. His pro- 
ductions evince critical skill, and a large 
portion of poetic furor. Bu-t he was af- 



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flicted and unsuccessful ; frequently strug- 
gling with penury, and sometimes with 
oppression. His irritability subjected him 
to numerous mortifications, and inflicted 
on him many pangs unknown to minds of 
less feeling or less delicacy. 

Mr. Nichols, in his "Literary Anec- 
dotes," gives a letter he received from 
Mr. Tasker, dated from Iddesleigh, in 
December, 1798, wherein he says, "I 
continue in very ill health, and confined 
in my dreary situation at Starvation Hall, 
forty miles below Exeter, out of the verge 
of literature, and where even your exten- 
sive magazine [< The Gentleman's '] has 
never yet reached." The works he put 
forth from his solitude procured him no 
advancement in the church, and, in the 
agony of an excruciating complaint, he 
departed from a world insensible to his 
merits : his widow essayed the publi- 
cation of his works by subscription with- 
out effect. Such was the fate of an eru- 
dite and deserving parish priest, whose 
right estimation of honourable independ- 
ence barred him from stooping to the 
meanness of flattery; he preserved his 
self-respect, and died without preferment, 
and in poverty. 

A CHARACTER. 

The Old Lady. 

If the Old Lady is a widow and lives 
alone, the manners of her condition and 
time of life are so much the more appa- 
rent. She generally dresses in plain silks 
that make a gentle rustling as she moves 
about the silence of her room ; and she 
wears a nice cap with a lace border that 
comes under the chin. In a placket at 
her side is an old enamelled watch, unless 
it is locked up in a drawer of her toilet 
for fear of accidents. Her waist is rather 
tight and trim than otherwise, as she had 
a fine one when young ; and she is not 
sorry if you see a pair of her stockings on 
a table, that you may be aware of the 
neatness of her leg and foot. Contented 
with these and other evident indications 
of a good shape, and letting her young 
friends understand that she can afford to 
obscure it a little, she wears pockets, and 
uses them well too. In the one is her 
handkerchief, and any heavier matter that 
is not likely to come out with it, such as 
the change of a sixpence; in the other is 
a miscellaneous assortment, consisting of 
a pocket-book, a bunch of keys, a needle- 
case, a spectacle-case, crumbs of biscuit, 



a nutmeg and grater, a smelling-bottle, 
and according to the season, an orange or 
apple, which, after many days, she draws 
out, warm and glossy, to give to some 
little child that has well behaved itself. 
She generally occupies two rooms, in the 
neatest condition possible. In the cham- 
ber is a bed with a white coverlet, built up 
high and round to look well, and with cur- 
tains of a pastoral pattern, consisting al- 
ternately of large plants, and shepherds 
and shepherdesses. On the mantle- 
piece also are more shepherds and 
shepherdesses, with dot-eyed sheep at 
their feet, all in coloured ware, the man 
perhaps in a pink jacket and knots of rib- 
bons at his knees and shoes, holding his 
crook lightly in one hand, and with the 
other at his breast turning his toes out 
and looking tenderly at the shepherdess : 
the woman, holding a crook also, and 
modestly returning his look, with a gip- 
sy-hat jerked up behind, a very slender 
waist, with petticoat and hips to counter- 
act, and the petticoat pulled up through 
the pocket-holes in order to show the trim- 
ness of her ancles. But these patterns, of 
course, are various. The toilet is ancient, 
carved at the edges, and tied about with 
a snow-white drapery of muslin. Beside 
it are various boxes, mostly japan : and 
the set of drawers are exquisite things for 
a little girl to rummage, if ever little girl 
be so bold, containing ribbons arid laces 
of various kinds, linen smelling of laven- 
der, of the flowers of which there is al- 
ways dust in the corners, a heap of 
pocket-books for a series of years, and 
pieces of dress long gone by, such as 
head-fronts, stomachers, and flowered satin 
shoes with enormous heels. The stock of 
letters are always under especial lock and 
key. So much for the bed-room. In the 
sitting-room, is rather a spare assortment 
of shining old mahogany furniture, or 
carved arm-chairs equally old, with chintz 
draperies down to the ground, a folding 
or other screen with Chinese figures, their 
round, little-eyed, meek faces perking side- 
wise ; a stuffed bird perhaps in a glass 
case (a living one is too much for her ;) 
a portrait of her husband over the mantle- 
piece, in a coat with frog-buttons, and a 
delicate frilled hand lightly inserted in the 
waistcoat: and opposite him, on the 
wall, is a piece of embroidered literature, 
framed and glazed, containing some moral 
distich or maxim worked in angular capi- 
tal letters, with two trees or parrots below 
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eluding with an A BC and numerals, and 
the name of the fair industrious, express- 
ing it to be " her work, Jan. 14, 1762." 
The rest of the furniture consists of a 
looking-glass with carved edges, perhaps 
a settee, a hassock for the feet, a mat for 
the little dog, and a small set of shelves, 
in which are the Spectator and Guardian, 
the Turkish Spy, a Bible and Prayer-book, 
Young's Night-Thoughts, with a piece of 
lace in it to flatten, Mrs. Rowe's Devout 
Exercises of the Heart, Mrs. Glasse's 
Cookery, and perhaps Sir Charles Gran- 
dison, and Clarissa. John Buncle is in 
the closet among the pickles and preserves. 
The clock is on the landing-place between 
the two room-doors, where it ticks audibly 
but quietly; and the landing-place, as 
well as the stairs, is carpeted to a nicety. 
The house is most in character, and pro- 
perly coeval, if it is in a retired suburb, 
and strongly built, with wainscot rather 
than paper inside, and lockers in the win- 
dows. Before the windows also should 
be some quivering poplars. Here the Old 
Lady receives a few quiet visitors to tea 
and perhaps an early game at cards ; or 
you may sometimes see her going out on 
the same kind of visit herself, with a light 
umbrella turning up into a stick and 
crooked ivory handle, and her little dog 
equally famous for his love to her and 
captious antipathy to strangers. Her 
grandchildren dislike him on holidays; 
and the boldest sometimes ventures to 
give him a sly kick under the table. 
When she returns at night, she appears, 
if the weather happens to be doubtful, in 
a calash ; and her servant, in pattens, fol- 
lows half behind and half at her side, with 
a lantern. 

Her opinions are not many, nor new. 
She thinks the clergyman a nice man. 
The duke of Wellington, in her opinion, 
is a very great man ; but she has a secret 
preference for the marquis of Granby. 
She thinks the young women of the pre- 
sent day too forward, and the men not 
respectful enough : but hopes her grand- 
children will be better ; though she differs 
with her daughter in several points re- 
specting their management. She sets 
little value on the new accomplishments : 
is a great though delicate connoisseur in 
butcher's meat and all sorts of house- 
wifery : and if you mention waltzes, ex- 
patiates on the grace and fine breeding of 
the minuet. She longs to have seen one 
danced by sir Charles Grandison, whom 
she almost considers as a real person. She 



likes a walk of a summer's evening, but 
avoids the new streets, canals, &c. and 
sometimes goes through the church-yard 
where her other children and her husband 
lie buried, serious, but not melancholy. 
She has had three great aeras in her life, 
her marriage, her having been at court 
to see the king, queen, and royal family, 
and a compliment on her figure she once 
received in passing from Mr. Wilkes, 
whom she describes as a sad loose man, 
but engaging. His plainness she thinks 
much exaggerated. If any thing takes 
her at a distance from home, it is still the 
court ; but she seldom stirs even for that. 
The last time but one that she went was 
to see the duke of Wirtemberg : and she 
has lately been, most probably for the last 
time of all, to see the princess Charlotte 
and prince Leopold. From this beatific 
rision, she returned with the same admi- 
ration as ever for the fine comely appear- 
ance of the duke of York and the rest of 
the family, and great delight at having 
had a near view of the princess, whom 
she speaks of with smiling pomp and 
lifted mittens, clasping them as passion- 
ately as she can together, and calling her, 
in a' sort of transport of mixed loyalty and 
self-love, a fine royal young creature, and 
daughter of England. Indicator. 

The Season. 

Sudden storms of short duration, th-i 
last blusters of expiring winter, frequently 
occur during the early part of the present 
month. These gales and gusts are mostly 
noticed by mariners, who expect them, 
and therefore keep a good " look out for 
squalls." The observations of seamen 
upon the clouds, and of husbandmen on 
the natural appearances v of the weather 
generally, would form an exceedingly cu- 
rious and useful compendium of meteoro- 
logical facts. 

Stilling the Sea with Oil. 
Dr. Franklin suggests the pouring of 
oil on the sea to still the waves in a 
storm, but, before he lived, Martin wrote 
an " Account of the Western Islands of 
Scotland," wherein he says, " The steward 
of Kilda, who lives in Pabbay, is accus- 
tomed in time of a storm to tie a bundle 
of puddings, made of the fat of sea-fowl, 
to the end of his cable, and lets it fall into 
the sea behind the rudder ; this, he says, 
hinders the waves from breaking, and 
calms the sea; but the scent of the grease 
attracts the whales, which put the vessel 
m danger." 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 34. 



jfebruarp 5. 




Brotone WHUte, e$q. fcfc. . 

A Doctor in Antiquity was he, 

And Tyson lined his head, as now you see. 

Kind, good " collector !" why " collect" that storm ? 

No rude attempt is made to mar his form ; 

No alteration 's aim'd at here for, though 

The artist's touch has help'd to make it show, 

The meagre contour only is supplied 

Is it improved ? compare, and then decide. 

Had Tyson, from the life," Browne Willis sketch'd, 

And left him, like old Jacob Butler,* etch'd, 

This essay had not been, to better trace 

The only likeness of an honour'd face. * 

The present engraving, however un- picture painted by Dahl. There is no 
winning its aspect as to drawing, is, in other portrait of " the great original" pub- 
other respects, an improvement of the lished. 
late Mr. Michael Tyson's etching from a 



VOL. II. 59. 



See "Every-DnyBooli," rol. i. p. 1303. 



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196 



On the 5th of February, 1760, Dr. 
Browne Willis died at Whaddon hall, in 
the county of Bucks, aged 78 ; he v/as 
born at St. Mary Blandford, in the county 
of Dorset, on the 14th of September, 
1682. He \vas unexcelled in eagerness 
of inquiry concerning our national an- 
tiquities, and his life was devoted to their 
study and arrangement. Some interest- 
ing particulars concerning the published 
labours and domestic habits of this dis- 
tinguished individual, will be given in a 
subsequent sheet, with one of his letters, 
not before printed, accompanied by a fac- 
simile of his handwriting. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 20. 

jfebruarp 6. 

COLLOP MONDAY. See vol. i. p. 241. 



The Season and Smoking. 

At this time, Dr. Forster says that 
people should guard against colds, and, 
above all, against the contagion of typhus 
and other fevers, which are apt to prevail 
in the early spring. " Smoking tobacco,* 
he observes, " is a very salutary practice 
in general, as well as being a preventive 
against infection in particular. The Ger- 
man pipes are the best, and get better as 
they are used, particularly those made of 
merschaum, called Ecume de Mer. Next 
to these, the Turkey pipes, with long 
tubes, are to be recommended ; but these 
are fitter for summer smoking, under the 
shade of trees, than for the fireside. The 
best tobacco is the Turkey, the Persian, 
and what is called Dutch canaster. 
Smoking is a custom which should be re- 
commended in the close cottages of the 
poor, and in great populous towns liable 
to contagion. 



The Rule of Health. 

Rise early, and, take exercise in plenty, 

But always take it with your stomach empty. 

After your meals sit still and rest awhile, 

And with your pipe a careless hour beguile. 

To rise at light or five, breakfast at nine, 

Lounge till eleven, and at'five to dine, 

To drink and smoke till seven, the time of tea, 

And then to dance or walk two hours away 

Till ten o'clock, good hour to go to nest, 

Till the next cock shall wake you from your rest. 



On the virtues of tobacco its users en- 
hance with mighty eloquence, and puff it 
bravely. 

In praise of Tobacco. 

Much food doth gluttony procure 

to feed men fat like swine, 
But he's a frugal man indeed 

who on a leaf can dine. 

He needs no napkin for his hands, 

his finger ends to wipe, 
Who has his kitchen in a box, 

his roast-meat in a pipe. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 39 47. 



jftfbruarp 7. 

1826. SHROVE TUESDAY. 

Several of the customs and sports of 
this day are related in vbl i. p. 242-261. 
It is the last meat day permitted by the 
papacy before Lent, which commences 
to-morrow, and therefore in former times, 
full advantage was taken of the expiring 
opportunity to feast and make merry. 
Selden observes, "that what the church 
debars us one day, she gives us leave 
to eat another first, there is a carni- 
val, and then a Lent." This period is 
also recorded in the homely rhymes oi 
Barnaby Googe. 

Shrove-tide. 
Now when at length the pleasant time 

of Shrove-tide comes in place, 
And cruell fasting dayes at hand 

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Then olde and yong are both as mad, 

as ghestes of Bacchus' feast, 
And foure dayes long they tipple square, 

and feede and never reast. 
Downe goes the hogges in every place, 

and puddings every wheare 
Do swarme : the dice are shakte and tost, 

and cardes apace they teare : 
In every house are showtes and cryes, 

and mirth, and revell route, 
And daintie tables spred, and all 

be set with ghestes aboute : 
With sundrie playes and Christmasse games, 

and feare and shame away, 
The tongue is set at libertie, 

and hath no kinde of stay. 

Naogeorgus. 

The Great Seal in Danger. 

February 7, 1677, about one in the 
morning, the lord chancellor Finch's 
mace was stolen out of his house in 
Queen-street; the seal laid under his 

Eillow, so the thief missed it. The 
imous thief that did it was Thomas 
Sadler, he was soon after taken, and 
hanged for it at Tyburn on the 16th of 
March.* 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature. . . 37- 37. 

jftftruarp 8. 

1826. ASH WEDNESPAY, 
The First Day of Lent. 

To the particulars concerning this day, 
and the ashes, (in vol. i. p. 261,) is to be 
added,that the ashes, made of the branches 
of brushwood, properly cleansed, sifted, 
and consecrated, were worn four times a 
year, as at the beginning of Lent ; and 
that on this day the people were excluded 
from church, husbands and wives parted 
bed, and the penitents wore sackcloth 
and ashes.\ 

According to the Benedictine rule, on 
Ash Wednesday, after sext, the monks were 
to return to the cloister to converse ; 
but, at the ringing of a bell, be instantly 
silent. They were to unshoe themselves, 
wash their hands, and go to church, and 
make one common prayer* Then was to 
follow a religious service ; after which the 
priest, having consecrated the ashes, and 
sprinkled holy water on them, was to 

* Life of Ant. a Wood. 
+ Fosbroke's British Monachism. 



throw them on the heads of the monks, 
saying, " Remember that you are but 
dust, and to dust must return." Then 
" the procession" was to follow.* 

In former times, on the evening of Ash 
Wednesday, boys used to run about with 
firebrands and torches. f 

Lent Assizes and Sessions. 

These follow, in due course, after Hilary 
Term, which is within a week of its ex- 
piration. The importance of assize and 
sessions business is frequently interrupted 
by cases not more serious than 

Cfte Crfal 

Of Farmer Carters Dog 
PORTER 

dfov JHurtrtr. 

Edward Long, esq., late judge of the 
admiralty court of Jamaica, wrote and 
published this " Trial,"| which is now 
scarce, and here somewhat abridged from, 
the original without other alteration. 

He commences his report thus : 
County of SEX-\ 

GOTHAM, ss.J 
At a High Court of Oyer and Terminer 

and Gaol-Delivery, holden this day 

of 1771, at Gotham- Hall. 

Present : 



J. Bottle, ~Esq.. 

** j r**} *fu (Esqs., Just-asses and 
Mat o the Mill, V A ^ oc ' iates . 
Osmyn Ponser, J 

GAME-ACT Plaintiff 

versus 

PORTER Defendant. 

The Court being met, the indictment 
was read, which we omit, for sake of 
brevity. 

Court. Prisoner, hold up your paw at 
the bar. 

First Counsel. He is sullen, and re* 
fuses. 

Court. Is he so ? Why then let t* 
constable hold it up, nolens volens. 
[Which was done, according to order/ 
Court. What is the prisoner's name*. 
Constable. P-P-Po-rt-er, an't ple* 
your worship. 

Court. What does the fellow say ? 
Constable. Porter! an't please you; 
Porter ! 

* Fosbmke's British Monachism. t Ibid. 
J Printed for T. Lowrides, 1771. 8vo. 



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Mat. lie says Porter, It's the name 
of a liquor the London kennel* much de- 
light in. 

Ponser. Ay, 'tis so; and 1 remember 
another namesake of his. I was hand 
in glove with him, I'll tell you a droll 
story about him 

Court. Hush, brother. Culprit, how 
will you be tried ? 

Counsel for the Prosecution. Please 
your worship, he won't say a word. 
Stat mutus as mute as a fish. 




Court. How ? what ? won't the 
dog speak ? Won't he do what the court 
bids him ? What's to be done ? Is the 
dignity of this court to be trifled with in 
such a manner ? 

Counsel for Pros. Please your wor- 
shipsit is provided by the statute in 
these cases, that when a culprit is stub- 
born, and refuses to plead, he is to be 
made to plead whether he will or no. 

Court. Ay ? How's that, pray ? 

Counsel for Pros. Why, the statute 
says that he must first of all be thumb- 
screwed 

Court. Very good. 

Counsel for Pros. If that will not do, 
he must be laid flat on his back, and 
squeezed, like a cheese in a press, with 
heavy weights. 

Court. Very well. And what then? 

Counsel for Pros. What then? Why, 
when all the breath is squeezed out of his 
body, if he should still continue dumb, 
which sometimes has been the case, he 
generally dies for want of breath. 

* His worship meant canaille. 



Court. Very likely. 

Counsel for Pros. And thereby saves 
the court a great deal of trouble ; and 
the nation, the expense of a halter. 

Court. Well, then, since the land 
stands thus constable, twist a cord about 
the culprit's 

Counsel for Pros. Fore-paws. 

Constable. Four paws ? Why he has 
but two. 

Court. Fore-paws, or fore-feet, block- 
head ! and strain it as tight as you can, 
'till you make him open his mouth. 

[The constable attempted to enforce the 
order, but in drawing a little too 
hard, received a severe bite.] 

Constable. 'Sblood and suet! lie 
has snapped off a piece of my nose. 

Court. Mr. Constable, you are within 
the statute of swearing, and owe the court 
one shilling. 

Constable. Zounds and death ! your 
worships ! I could not kelp it for the 
blood o' me. 

Court. Now you owe us two shillings. 

Constable. That's a d d bad 

plaster, your worships, for a sore nose ! 

Court. That being but half an oath, 
the whole fine amounts to two shillings 
and sixpence, or a half-crown bowl. So, 
without going further, if you are afraid of 
his teeth, apply this pair of nut- crackers 
to his tail. 

Constable. I shall, your worships. 
[He had better success with the tail, as 
will now appear.] 

Prisoner. Bow, trow, wow, ow, 
tv ow ! 

Court. Hold! Enough. That will 
do. 

It was now held that though the pri- 
soner expressed himself in a strange lan- 
guage, yet, as he could speak no other, 
and as the law can not only make dogs 
to speak, but explain their meaning too, 
so the law understood and inferred that 
the prisoner pleaded not guilty, and put 
himself upon his trial. Issue therefore 
being joined, the Counsel for the Prose- 
cution proceeded to address the Court; 
but was stopped by the other side. 

Prisoner's Counsel. I take leave to 
demur to the jurisdiction of the court. If 
he is to have a trial per pares, you must 
either suppose their worships to be his 
equals, that is to say, not his betters, 
which would be a great indignity, or else 
you must have a venire for a jury of 
twelve dogs. I think you are fairly caught 
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Counsel for Pros. By no means. It 
's easily cured. We'll send the constable 
with a Mandamus to his Grace '* kennel. 

Pris. Counsel. They are fox hounds. 
Not the same species ; therefore not his 
equals. I do not object to the harriers, 
aor to a tales de circumstantibus. 

Counsel for Pros. That's artful, 
brother, but it won't take. I smoke your 
intention of garbling a jury. You know 
the harriers will be partial, and acquit 
your client at any rate. Neither will we 
have any thing to do with your tales. 

Mat. No no you say right. I hate 
your tales and tale-bearers. They are a 
rascally pack altogether. 

Counsel for Pros. Besides, the statute 
gives your worships ample jurisdiction in 
this case ; and if it did not give it, your 
worships know how to take it, because 
the law says, boni est judicis ampliare 
jurisdictionem. 

Pris. Counsel. Then I demur for 
irregularity. The prisoner is a dog, and 
cannot be triable as a man ergo, not 
within the intent of the statute. 

Counsel for Pros. That's a poor sub- 
terfuge. If the statute respects a man, 
(a fortiori) it will affect a dog. 

Ponser. You are certainly right. For 
when I was in the Turkish dominions, I 
saw an Hebrew Jew put to death for 
killing a dog, although dog was the 
aggressor. 

Counsel for Pros. A case in point, 
please your worship. And a very 
curious and learned one it is. And the 
plain induction from it is this, that the 
Jew (who I take for granted was a man) 
being put to death for killing dog, it 
follows that said dog was as respectable 
a person, and of equal rank in society 
with the said Jew ; and therefore ergo 
and moreover That, said dog, so slain, 
was, to all and every purpose of legal 
inference and intendment, neither more 
nor less than a man. 

Court. We are all clearly -of that 
opinion. 

Counsel for Pros. Please your wor- 
ships of the honourable bench. On 
Saturday the day of February 

inst. on or about the hour of five in the 
afternoon, the deceased Mr. Hare was 
travelling quietly about his business, in a 
certain highway or road leading towards 
Muckingham ; and then, and there, the 
prisoner at the bar being in the same 
road, in and upon the body of the de- 
ceased, with force and arms, a violent 



assault did make ; and further, not hav- 
ing the fear of your worships before his 
eyes, but being moved and seduced by 
the instigation of a devilish fit of hunger, 
he the said prisoner did him the said 
deceased, in the peace of our lord of the 
manor then and there being, feloniously, 
wickedly, wantonly, and of malice afore- 
thought, tear, wound, pull, haul, touzle, 
masticate, macerate, lacerate, and dislo- 
cate, and otherwise evilly intreat; of 
all and singular which tearings, wound- 
ings, pullings, haulings, touzleings, masti- 
cations, and so forth, maliciously inflicted 
in manner and form aforesaid, the said 
Hare did languish, and languishing did 
die, in Mr. Just-ass Ponser' s horsepond, 
to wit, and that is to say, contrary to the 
statute in that case made and provided, 
and against the peace of our said lord, his 
manor and dignity. 

This, please your worships, is the pur- 
port of the indictment ; to this indictment 
the prisoner has pleaded not guilty, and 
now stands upon his trial before this 
honourable bench. 

Your worships will therefore allow me, 
before I come to call our evidence, to ex- 
patiate a little upon the heinous sin, 
wherewith the prisoner at the bar is 
charged. Hem ! To murder, Ehem 
To murder, may it please your worships, 
in Latin, is is Murder a re ; or in the 
true and original sense of the vord, Mur- 
der-ha-re. H-, as your worships well 
know, being not as yet raised to the dig- 
nity of a letter by any act of parliament, it 
follows that it plainly is no other than 
Murder-a-re, according to modern refined 
pronunciation. The very root and ety- 
mology of the word does therefore com- 
prehend in itself a thousand volumes in 
folio, to show the nefarious and abomina- 
ble guilt of the prisoner, in the com- 
mission and perpetration of this horrid 
fact. And it must appear as clear as 
sunshine to your worships, that the word 
Murderare, which denotes the prisoner's 
crime, was expressly and originally ap- 
plied to that crime, and to that only, as 
being the most superlative of all possible 
crimes in the world. I do not deny that, 
since it first came out of the mint, it has, 
through corruption, been affixed to 
offences of a less criminal nature, such as 
killing a man, a woman, or a child. But 
the sense of the earliest ages having 
stamped hare-murder, or murder-ha-re, 
(as the old books have it,) with such ex- 
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Just-asses of yoi r worships' acknowledged 
and well-knDwn wisdom, piely, erudition, 
and humanity, will not, at this time of the 
day, be persuaded to hold it less detesta- 
ble and sinful. Having said thus much 
on the nature of the prisoner's guilt, I 
mean not to aggravate the charge, be- 
cause I shall always feel due compassion 
for my fellow-creatures, however wickedly 
they may demean themselves. I shall 
next proceed, with your worships' leave, 
to call our witnesses. Call Lawrence 
Lurcher and Toby Tunnel. 

Prls. Counsel. I must object to swear- 
ing these witnesses, I can prove, they 
were both of them drunk, and non compos, 
during the whole evening, when this fact 
is supposed to have been committed. 

Bottle. That will do you no service. 
I am very often drunk myself, and never 
more in my senses than at such times. 

Court. We all agree in this point 
with brother Bottle. 

[Objection overruled and witnesses 
sworn.] 

Lurcher. As I, and Toby Tunnel here, 
was a going hoam to squire Ponser's, 
along the road, one evening after dark, 
we sees the prisoner at the bar, or some- 
body like him, lay hold of the deceased, 
or somebody like him, by the back, an't 
please your worships. So, says I, Toby, 
says I, that looks for all the world like 
one of 'squire Ponser's hares. So the 
deceased cried out pitifully for help, and 
jumped over a hedge, and the prisoner 
after him, growling and swearing bitterly 
all the way. So, says I, Toby, let's run 
after 'urn. So I scrambled up the hedge ; 
but Toby laid hold of my leg, to help him- 
self up ; so both of us tumbled through a 
thick furze bush into the ditch. So, next 
morning, as we was a going by the 
squire's, we sees the deceased in his wor- 
ship's horse-pond. 

Pris. Counsel. Are you sure he was 
dead? 

Lurcher. Ay, as dead as my great 
grandmother. 

Pris. Counsel. What did you do with 
the body ? 

Ponser. That's not a fair question. 
It ought not to be answered. 

Lurcher. I bean't ashamed nor afeard 
to tell, not I. We carried it to his wor- 
ship, squire Ponser ; and his worship had 
him roasted, with a pudding in his belly, 
for dinner, that seame day. 

Council for Pros. That is nothing to 



the purpose. Have you any more ques- 
tions for the witness ? 

Pris. Counsel. Yes, I have. Pray 
friend, how do you know the body you 
found was the very same you saw on the 
evening before? 

Lurcher. I can't tell ; but I'm ready 
to take my bible oath on't. 

Pris. Counsel. That is a princely ar- 
gument, and I shall ask you nothing far- 
ther. 

Mrs. Margery Dripping, cook to his 
worship squire Ponser, deposed to the 
condition of the deceased. 

DEFENCE 

Prisoner's Counsel. Please your wor- 
ships, I am counsel for the prisoner, who, 
in obedience to your worships' commands, 
has pleaded not guilty ; and I hope to 
prove that his plea is a good plea ; and 
that he must be acquitted by the justice 
of his cause. In the first place, the wit- 
nesses have failed in proving the prison- 
er's identity. Next, they have not proved 
the identity of the deceased. Thirdly, 
they do not prove who gave the wounds. 
Fourthly, nor to whom they were given. 
Fifthly, nor whether the party died of the 
wounds, if they were given, as supposed, 
to this identical hare. For, I insist upon 
it, that, because a hare was found in the 
squire's horse-pond, non sequitur, that he 
was killed, and thrown in by the defendant. 
Or, if they had proved that defendant 
had maliciously, and animo furioso, pur- 
sued the deceased into the horse-pond, it 
does not prove the defendant guilty of hi& 
death, because he might owe his death to 
the water ; and therefore, in that case, 
the pond would be guilty ; and if guilty, 
triable ; and if triable, punishable for the 
same, and not my client. And I must 
say,(under favour,) that his worship would 
likewise be particeps criminis, for not 
having filled it up, to prevent such acci- 
dents. One evidence, who never saw the 
prisoner till now, nor the deceased till 
after the fact supposed to have happened, 
declares, he is sure the prisoner killed the 
deceased. And why? Because he is 
ready to take his bible oath on't. This 
is, to be sure, a very logical conviction. 

Court. It is a very legal one, and 
that's better. 

Pris. Counsel. I submit to your wis- 
doms. But I must conclude with observ- 
ing, that admitting a part of the evidence 
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the deceased on the highway, and held 
some conference with him ; I say, that 
supposing this, for argument sake ; I do 
insist, that Mr. Hare, the deceased, was 
not following a lawful, honest business, at 
that late hour; but was wickedly and 
mischievously bent upon a felonious de- 
sign, of trespassing on farmer Carter's 
ground, and stealing, consuming, and 
carrying off, his corn and his turnips. I 
Airther insist that the defendant, know- 
ing this his felonious and evil machina- 
tion, and being resolved to defend the 
property of his good friend and patron 
from such depredations, did endeavour to 
divert him from it. Which not being able 
to effect by fair means, he then was obliged 
to try his utmost, as a good subject and 
trusty friend, to seize and apprehend his 
person, and bring him, per habeas corpus, 
before your worships, to be dealt with ac- 
cording to law. But the deceased being 
too nimble for him, escaped out of his 
clutches, and tumbling, accidentally, in the 
dark, into his worship's horse-pond, was 
there drowned. This is, I do not doubt, 
a true history of the whole affair ; and 
proves that, in the strictest construction 
of law, it can only be a case of per infor- 
tunium unless your worships should ra- 
ther incline to deem it afeio de se. 

Noodle. A fall in the sea ! No such 
thing : it was only a horse-pond, that's 
clear from the evidence. 

Pris. Counsel. Howsoever your wor- 
ships may think fit to judge of it, I do 
humbly conceive, upon the whole matter, 
that the defendant is not guilty ; and I 
hope your worships, in your wisdoms, 
will concur with me in opinion, and 
acquit him. 

The Counsel for the Prosecution replied 
in a long speech. He contended that Mr. 
Hare, the deceased, was a peaceable, 
quiet, sober, and inoffensive sort of a per- 
son, beloved by king, lords, and commons, 
and never was known to entertain any 
idea of robbery, felony, or depredation, 
but was innocently taking the air, one af- 
ternoon, for the benefit of his health, when 
he was suddenly accosted, upon his ma- 
jesty's highway, by the prisoner, who im- 
mediately, and bloody-minded ly, without 
saying a syllable, made at him, with so 
much fury in his countenance, that the 
deceased was put in bodily fear; and 
being a lover of peace, crossed the other 
side of the way : the prisoner followed 
him close, and pressed him so hard, that 
he was obliged to fly over hedge and 



ditch with the prisoner at his heels. It 
was at this very juncture they were ob- 
served by the two witnesses first examin- 
ed. The learned counsel further affirmed 
from circumstances, which he contended 
amounted to presumptive evidence, that, 
after various turnings and windings, in 
his endeavour to escape, his foot slipped, 
and the prisoner seized him and inflicted 
divers wounds ; but that the deceased 
finding means to get away, took to the 
pond, in order to swim across ; when 
the prisoner, running round the pond in- 
cessantly, prevented his escape : so that, 
faint and languishing under his wounds 
and loss of blood, the hapless victim there 
breathed his last, in manner and form as 
the indictment sets forth. He also 
alleged that, as Mr. Hare lived within 
his worship's territory, where there are 
several more of the same family, he 
could not, therefore, be ; going to farmer 
Carters; for that would have been ab- 
surd, when he might have got corn and 
turnips enough on his worship's own 
ground. Can there, said the learned gen- 
tleman, be a stronger, a weightier, a 
surer, a a a ? 

Court. We understand you It is as 
clear as crystal. 

[Their worships in consultation.] 
Court. Has the prisoner's counsel 
any thing further to offer in his behalf ? 
Pris. Counsel. Call farmer Carter. 
Pray, farmer Carter, inform the court 
what you know of the prisoner's life, cha- 
racter, and behaviour. 

Carter. I have known the prisoner these 
several years. He has lived in my house 
great part of the time. He was always 
sober 

Court. Never the honester for that. 
Well, go on. 

Carter. Sober, honest, sincere, trusty, 
and careful. He was one of the best and 
most faithful friends I ever knew. He 
has many a time deterred thieves from 
breaking into my house at night, and mur- 
dering me and my family. He never 
hated nor hurt any body but rogues and 
night-walkers. He performed a million 
of good offices for me, for no other re- 
compense than his victuals and lodging ; 
and seemed always happy and contented 
with what I could afford him, however 
scanty the provision. He has driven away 
many a fox that came to steal my geese 
and turkies ; and, for taking care of a 
flock of sheep, there is not his equal in 
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I shall Jose my best friend, my best ser- 
vant, and most vigilant protector. 1 am 
positive that he is as innocent as a babe 
of the crime charged upon him; for he 
was with me that whole evening, and 
supped and slept at home. He was 
indeed my constant companion, and we 
were seldom or never asunder. If your 
worships please, I'll be bail for him from 
five pounds to five hundred. 

Court. That cannot be : it is notaftazV- 
able offence. Have you any thing else to 
say, Mr. Positive? 

Carter. Say ? I think I've said enough, 
if it signified any thing. 

Bottle. Drag him away out of hearing. 

Carter. I will have justice! You, all of 
ye, deserve hanging more than your pri- 
soner, and you all know it too. 

Court. Away with him, constable. 
Scum of the earth ! Base-born peasant ! 
[ Carter is hauled out of the court, after a 
stout resistance.] 

Court. A sturdy beggar I We must find 
out some means of wiring that fellow ! 

The Counsel for the Prosecution prayed 
sentence of death upon the culprit at the 
bar. 

Court. How says the statute ? Are we 
competent for this? 

Counsel for Pros. The statute is, I con- 
fess, silent. But silence gives consent. 
Besides, this is a case of the first impres- 
sion, and unprovided for by law. It is 
your duty, therefore, as good and wise 
magistrates of the Hundreds of Gotham, 
to supply this defect of the law, and to 
suppose that the law, where it says no- 
thing, may be meant to say, whatever your 
worships shall be pleased to make it. 

Bottle. It is now incumbent upon me 
to declare the opinion of this high and 
right worshipful court here assembled. 

Shall the reptile of a dunghill, a paltry 
muckworm, a pitch-fork fellow, presume 
for to go for to keep a dog ? and not 
only a dog, but a dog that murders hares ? 
Are these divine creatures, that are reli- 
giously consecrated to the mouths alone of 
squires and nobles, to become the food of 
garlic-eating rogues ? It is a food, that 
nature and policy forbid to be contami- 
nated by their profane teeth. It is by far 
too dainty for their robustious constitu- 
tions. How are our clayey lands to be 
turned up and harrowed, and our harvests 
to be got in, if our labourers, who should 
strengthen themselves with beef and ale, 
should come to be fed with hare, partridge, 
and pheasant ? Shall we sufl'er our giants 



to be nourished with mince-meat and 
pap ? Shall we give our horses chocolate 
and muffins ? No, gentlemen. The brains 
of labourers, tradesmen, and mechanics, 
(if they have any,) should ever be sodden 
and stupified with the grosser aliments of 
bacon and dumpling. What is it, but the 
spirit of poaching, that has set all the lower 
class, the canaille, a hunting after hare's- 
flesh ? You see the effects of it gentle- 
men ; they are all run mad with polities, 
resist their rulers, despise their magis- 
trates, and abuse us in every corner of the 
kingdom. If you had begun hanging of 
poachers ten years ago, d'ye think you 
would have had one left in the whole king- 
dom by this time ? No, I'll answer for it ; 
and your hares would have multiplied, till 
they had been as plenty as blackberries, 
and not left a stalk of corn upon the 
ground. This, gentlemen, is the very 
thing we ought to struggle for ; that these 
insolent clowns may come to find, that the 
only use they are good for, is to furnish 
provision for these animals. In short, 
gentlemen, although it is not totally clear 
from the evidence, that the prisoner is 
guilty ; nevertheless, hanged he must and 
ought to be, in terrorem to all other 
offenders. 

Therefore let the culprit stand up, and 
hearken to the judgment of the court. 

Constable. Please your worship, he's up. 

Bottle. Porter ! Thou hast been found 
guilty of a most daring, horrible, and 
atrocious crime. Thou hast, without being 
qualified as the law directs, and without 
licence or deputation from the lord of the 
manor, been guilty of shedding inno- 
cent blood. In so doing, thou hast bro- 
ken the peace of the realm, -set at naught 
the laws and statutes of thy country, and 
(what is more than all these) offended 
against these respectable personages, who 
have been sitting in judgment upon thee. 
For all this enormity of guilt, thy life doth 
justly become forfeit, to atone for such 
manifold injuries done to our most excel- 
lent constitution. We did intend, in 
Christian charity, to have given some mo- 
ments for thy due repentance, but, as the 
hour is late, and dinner ready, now hear 
thy doom. 

Thou must be led from the bar to the 
end of the room, where thou art to be 
hanged by the neck to yonder beam, co- 
ram nobis, till you are dead, dead, dead / 
Hangman, do your duty. 

Constable. Please your worships, all is 
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Ponser. Hoist away, then, hoist away. 
[Porter is tucked up.] 

Mat. Come, it seems to be pretty well 
over with him now. The constable has 
given him a jerk, and done his business. 

Bottle. He's an excellent fellow. 

Ponser. The best informer in the whole 
county. 

Bottle. And must be well encouraged, 

Ponser. He shall never want a licence, 
whilst 7 live. 

Noodle. Come, shall we go to dinner ? 

Bottle. Ay he'll never course hares 
again in this world. Gentlemen, the court 
is adjourned* 

[Exeunt omnes. 

EPITAPH, 

Composed liy Sam. Snivel, the parish clerk, 
proposed to be put, at Farmer Carter's 
expense, on the unfortunate malefactor's 
tombstone : 

Here lie the remains 

of 
honest PORTER ; 

who, 

after an innocent and well-spent life, 
was dragged hither, and 

tried, 

for a crime he never committed, 

upon laws to which he was unamenable, 

before men who were no judges, 

found guilty without evidence, 

and hanged without mercy : 
to give to future ages an example, 

that the spirit 
of Turkish despotism, tyranny, and 

oppression, 
after glutting itself with the conquest of 

liberty 

in British men, 
has stooped at length to wreak its bloody 

vengeance 

on British dogs ! 

Anno Dom. 1771. 

Requiescat in pace ! 

S. S. 



This humorous " Trial" was written 
in consequence of " a real event which 
actually took place, in1 771, near Chiches- 
ter." The persons who composed the 
court are designated by fictitious names ; 
but to a copy of the pamphlet, in the 
possession of the editor of the Every-day 
Booh, there is a manuscript-key to their 
identity. The affair is long past, and 
they are therefore added in italics. 



'SQUIRES. 
J. Bottle Butler. 
A. Noodle Aldridge. 
Mat o' the Mill Challen. 
O. Ponser Bridger. 
It appears that " the actors in tne 
tragedy were well known by their nick- 
names, given in Mr. Long's pamphlet." 

Edward Long, esq. was called to the 
bar in 1757, and sailed immediately for 
Jamaica, where he, at first, filled the post 
of private secretary to his brother-in-law, 
sir Henry Moore, bart , then lieutenant- 
governor of the island. He was after- 
wards appointed judge of the vice-admi- 
ralty court, and left the island in 1769. 
The remainder of his long life was spent 
in England, and devoted to literature. 
Mr. Long's first production was the face- 
tious report of the case of " Farmer Car- 
ter's Dog Porter." He wrote ably on 
negro slavery, the sugar trade, and the 
state of the colonies ; but his most dis- 
tinguished work is " The History of Ja- 
maica," in three quarto volumes, which 
contains a large mass of valuable infor- 
mation, much just reasoning, and many 
spirited delineations of colonial scenery 
and manners, and is almost as rare as 
the curious and amusing tract that has 
contributed to the preceding pages. He 
was born on the 23d of August, 1734, 
at Rosilian, in the parish of St. Blaize, 
Cornwall, and died, on the 13th of 
March, 1813, at the house of his son-in- 
law, Henry Howard Molyneux, esq. M.P. 
of Arundel Park, Sussex, aged 79. Fur- 
ther particulars of his life, writings, and 
family, are in Mr. Nichols's " Literary 
Anecdotes," and the " Gentleman's Ma- 
gazine," vol. Ixxiii., from whence this 
brief notice is extracted. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 37 27. 

jftfbntarp 9. 

St. Apollonia. 

She is^called, by Butler, " the admirable 
Apollonia, whom old age and the state 
of virginity rendered equally venerable." 
He relates, that in a persecution of the 
Christians, stirred up by " a certain poet 
of Alexandria," she was seized, and all 
her teeth were beaten out, with threats 
that she should be cast into the fire, " if 



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she did not utter certain impious words ;" 
whereupon, of her own accord, she leaped 
into the flames. From this legend, St. 
Apollonia is become the patron saint of 
persons afflicted by tooth-ach. 

In the " Horae B. Virginis" is the fol- 
lowing prayer : 
(( f\ Saint Apollonia, by thy passion, 

V-T obtain for us the remission of 
all the sins, which, with teeth and mouth, 
we have committed through gluttony and 
speech ; that we may be delivered from 
pain and gnashing of teeth here and here- 
after ; and loving cleanness of heart, by 
the grace of our lips we may have the 
king of angels our friend. Amen." 

If her. teeth and jaws in Romish 
churches be good evidence, St. Apollo- 
nia tmperab i nded in these faculties ; the 



number of the former is surprising to all 
who disbelieve that relics of the saints 
multiply of themselves. A church at 
Bononia possesses her lower jaw, " which 
is solemnly worshipped by the legate ;" 
St. Alban's church at Cologne also has 
her lower jaw each equally genuine and 
of equal virtue. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

1555. On the 9th of February in this 
year, Dr. Rowland Taylor, vicar of Had- 
leigh in Suffolk, one of the first towns in 
England that entertained the Reforma- 
tion, suffered death there for resisting the 
establishment of papal worship in his 
church. The engraving beneath is a cor- 
rect representation of an old stone com- 
memorative of the event, as it appeared 
in 1825, when the drawing was made 
from it, by a gentleman who obligingly 
transmits it for the present purpose. 



AUTEMDHjGvTHAT 

' - TH*SPLASLBFT 

HI .SRI-ODE 




at 



in 



Besides the rude inscription on this old 
stone, as it is represented in the engrav- 
ing, there is another on a neat monument 
erected by the side of the original in 1818. 



The lines are as follows : they were sup- 
plied by the Rev. Dr. Hay Drummond, 
rector of Hadleigh. 



Mark this rude Stone, where Taylor dauntless stood, 
Where Zeal infuriate drank the Martyr's blood : 
Hadleigh ! that day, how many a tearful eye 
Saw the lov'd Pastor dragg'd a Victim by ; 
Still scattering gifts and blessings as he past 
"To the blind pair" his farewell alms were cast ; 
His clinging flock e'en here around him pray'd 
""As thou hast aided us, be God thine aid ;" 



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Nor taunts, nor bribes of mitred rank, nor stake, 
Nor blows, nor flames, his heart of firmness shake ; 
Serene his folded hands, his upward eyes, 
Like Holy Stephen's, seek the opening skies ; 
There, fix'd in rapture, his prophetic sight 
Views Truth dawn clear, on England's bigot night ; 
Triumphant Saint! he bow'd, and kiss'd the rod, 
And soar'd on Seraph-wing to meet his God. 



Rowland Taylor was " a doctor in both 
the civil and canon lawes, and a right 
perfect divine." On induction to his be- 
nefice, he resided with his flock, " as a 
good shepherd abiding and dwelling 
among his sheep," and " not only was 
his word a preaching unto them, but all 
his life and conversation was an example 
of unfained Christian life, and true holi- 
nesse : he was void of all pride, humble 
and meeke as any child, so that none 
were so poore, but they might boldly, as 
unto their father, resort unto him ; neither 
was his lowlinesse childish or fearfull ; 
but, as occasion, time, and place required, 
he would be stout in rebuking the sinfull 
and evil doers, so that none was so rich, 
but he would tell him plainly his fault, 
with such earnest and grave rebukes as 
became a good curate and pastor." He 
continued in well-doing at Hadleigh dur- 
ing the reign of king Edward VI. till the 
days of queen Mary, when one Foster, a 
lawyer, and one John Clerk, of Hadley, 
" hired one Averth, parson of Aldam, a 
right popish priest, to come to Hadley, 
and there to give the onset to begin again 
the popish masse : to this purpose they 
builded up, with all haste possible, the 
altar, intending to bring in their masse 
again about the Palme Munday." The 
altar was thrown down in the night, but 
on the following day it was replaced, and 
the Aldam priest entered the church, 
attended by Foster and Clerk, and guarded 
by men with swords and bucklers. Dr. 
Taylor, who was in his study, and igno- 
rant of this irruption, hearing the church 
bells ring, repaired thither, and found the 
priest, surrounded by his armed force, 
ready to begin mass, against whom he 
was unable to prevail, and was himself 
thrust, " with strong hand, out of the 
church/' Two days afterwards, he was 
summoned by Gardiner, bishop of Win- 
chester, to come before him at London, 
and answer complaints. His friends 
counselled him to fly, but Taylor deter- 
mined to meet his enemies, " and, to their 
beards, resist their false doings." He took 



his departure amidst their weeping, 
" leaving his cure with a godly old priest 
named sir Richard Yeoman, who after- 
wards, for God's truth, was burnt at 
Norwich." On his appearance, bishop 
Gardiner, who was also lord chancellor, 
reviled him, " calling him knave, traitor, 
heretike, with many other villainous re- 
proaches." Taylor listened patiently : at 
last he said, " My lord, I am neither 
traitor nor heretike, but a true subject, 
and a faithfull Christian man; and am 
come, according to your commandment, 
to know what is the cause that your lord- 
ship hath sent for me ?" The bishop 
charged upon him that he was married. 
"Yea," quoth Taylor, " that I thank God 
I am, and have had nine children, and 
all in lawful matrimony ; and blessed be 
God that ordained matrimony." Then 
the bishop charged him with having 
resisted the priest of Aldam in saying 
mass at Hadleigh. Taylor also admitted 
this, and, after stout dispute, was com- 
mitted to the king's bench, where he 
spent his time in praying, reading the 
scriptures, writing, preaching, and exhort- 
ing the prisoners to repentance and 
amendment of life. There he found 
" master Bradford," whom he comforted 
by his courage. While imprisoned, he 
was cited to appear " in the Arches at 
Bow church," and was carried thither, 
and u deprived of his benefice because he 
was married." On the 20th of January, 
1555, Taylor was again taken before 
Gardiner and other bishops. He gives a 
long account of his disputations with 
them on that and like occasions. They 
urged him, and others with him, to re- 
cant : the prisoners refused, and " then 
4he bishops read sentence of death upon 
them." 

After condemnation, Dr. Taylor was 
" bestowed in the Clinke till it was toward 
night, and then he was removed to the 
counter by the Poultry." On the 4th of 
February, Bonner, bishop of London, 
came to the counter to degrade him ; first 
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Rome, and promising him to sue for his 
pardon. Whereunto Taylor answered, 
" I woulde you and your fellowes would 
turne to Christ ; as for me I will not turn 
toAntichrist." " Well," quoth the bishop, 
* I am come to degrade you, wherefore 

ut on these vestures." " No," quoth 
octor Taylor, " I will not." Wilt 
thou not V said the bishop. " I shall 
make thee, ere I goe." Quoth doctor 
Taylor, " You shall not, by the grace of 
God." Then Bonner caused another to 
put them on his back ; and when thus 
arrayed, Taylor, walking up and down, 
said, " How say you, my lord, am I not 
a goodly fool ? How say you, my mas- 
ters ; if I were in Cheap, should I not 
have boys enough to laugh at these apish 
toys, and toying trumpery ?" The bishop 
proceeded, with certain ceremonies, to his 
purpose, till at the last, when, according 
to the form, he should have struck Taylor 
on the breast with his crosier, the bishop's 
chaplain said, " My lord, strike him not, 
for he will sore strike again." Taylor 
favoured the chaplain's suspicion. " The 
cause," said he, " is Christ's ; and I 
were no good Christian if I would not 
fight in my master's quarrel." It appears 
that " the bishop la id his curse upon him, 
but struck him not ;" and after all was 
over, when he got up stairs, " he told 
master Bradford (for both lay in one 
chamber) that he had made the bishop 
of London afraid ; for, saith he, laugh- 
ingly, his chaplain gave him counsell not 
to strike with his crosier-staff, for that I 
would strike again; and by my troth, 
said he, rubbing his hands, I made him 
believe I would doe so indeed." 

Thus was Taylor still cheerful from 
rectitude. In the. afternoon his wife, his 
son, and John Hull his servant, were per- 
mitted to sup with him. After supper, 
walking up and down, he impressively 
exhorted them, with grave advice, to good 
conduct and reliance on Providence. 
" Then they, with weeping tears, prayed 
together, and kissed one the other ; and 
he gave to his wife a book of the church 
service, set out by king Edward, which 
in the time of his imprisonment he daily 
used ; and unto his sonne Thomas he gave 
a latinp booke, containing the notable say- 
ings of the old martyrs, gathered out of 
Ecclesiastica Historia; and in the end of 
that booke he wrote his testament and last 
vale" In this *' vale," dated the 5th of 
February, he says to his family, " I goe 
before, and you shall follow after, to our 



long home. I goe to the rest of my chil- 
dren. I have bequeathed you to the 
onely Omnipotent." In the same paper 
he, tells his " dear friends of Hadley, to 
remain in the light opened so plainely 
and simply, truly, throughly, and gene- 
rally in all England," for standing in 
which he was to die in flames. 

In the morning at two o'clock, the 
sheriff of London with his officers brought 
him, without light, from the counter to 
Aldgate. His wife, suspecting that he 
would be carried away thus privately, had 
watched, from the time they had parted, 
within the porch of St. Botolph's church, 
having her daughter Mary with her, and 
a little orphan girl named Elizabeth, 
whom the honest martyr had reared from 
three years old to her- then age of thir- 
teen : and when the sheriff and his com- 
pany came nigh to where they stood, the 
child Elizabeth cried, " O my dear father ! 
Mother, mother, here is my father led 
away." The darkness being so great that 
the one could not see the other, his wife 
cried, " Rowland, Rowland, where art 
thou ?" Taylor answered, " Dear wife ! 
I am here," and he stayed; and the sheriffs 
men would have forced him, but the sheriff 
said, " Stay a little, my masters, I pray 
you, and let him speak to his wife." Then 
ne took his daughter Mary in his arms, 
and he, and his wife, and the orphan girl 
kneeled and prayed ; and the sheriff, and 
many who were present, wept ; and he 
arose and kissed his wife, and shook her 
by the hand, and said. " Farewell, my 
dear wife,be of good comfort, for I am quiet 
in my conscience ; God shall stir up a father 
for my children." He had three others, be- 
sides his daughter Mary and the young 
Elizabeth, He then kissed Mary, and then . 
Elizabeth, and he bade them, also, fare- 
well/and enjoined them to stand steadfast 
in their faith. His weeping wife said, 
" God be with thee, dear Rowland, I 
will, with God's grace, meet thee at Had- 
leigh." Then he was led on to the Wool- 
sack inn, at Aldgate, where he was put in 
a chamber, under the custody of four yeo- 
men of the guard and the sheriffs men. 
Here his wife again desired to see him, but 
was restrained by the sheriff, who other- 
wise treated her with kindness, and 
offered her his own house to abide in ; but 
she preferred to go to her mother's, whi- 
ther two officers conducted her, charging 
her mother to keep her within till their 
return. 

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the chamber he prayed ; and he remained 
at the inn until the sheriff of Essex was 
ready to receive him. At eleven o'clock 
the inn gates were shut, and then he 
was put on horseback within the gates. 
When they arrived outside, Taylor saw his 
son Thomas standing against the rails, in 
the care of his man John Hull ; and he 
said, " Come hither, my son Thomas." 
John Hull lifted the child up, and set him 
on the hot se before his father; and Taylor 
put off his hat, and spoke a sentence or 
two to the people in behalf of matrimony, 
and then he lifted up his eyes and prayed 
for his son, and laid his hat on the child's 
head, and blessed him. This done he de- 
livered the child to John Hull, whom he 
took by the hand, and he said to him, 
" Farewell, John Hull, the faithfullest 
servant that ever man had." Having so 
said, he rode forth with the sheriff of 
Essex and the yeomen of the guard to go 
to his martyrdom in Suffolk. 

When they came near to Brentwood, 
one Arthur Taysie, who had been ser- 
vant to Taylor, supposing him free, 
took him by the hand and said, " Master 
Doctor, I am glad to see you again at 
liberty ;" but the sheriff drove him back. 
At Brentwood, a close hood was put over 
Taylor's face, with holes for his eyes to 
look out at, and a slit for his mouth to 
oreathe through. These hoods were used 
at that place to be put on the martyrs that 
they should not be known, and that they 
should not speak to any one, on the road 
to the burning-places. 

Yet as they went, Taylor was so cheer- 
ful, and talked to the sheriff and his 
guards in such wise, that they were 
amazed at his constancy. At Chelmsford 
they 'met the sheriff of Suffolk, who was 
there to carry him into his county. At 
that time he supped with the two sheriffs. 
The sheriff of Essex laboured during sup- 
per to persuade him to return to queen 
Mary's religion, telling him that all pre- 
sent would use their suit to the queen for 
his pardon, nor doubted they could obtain 
it. The sheriff reminded him, that he 
had been beloved for his virtues, and 
honoured for his learning; that, in the 
course of nature, he was likely to live 
many years ; and that he might even be 
higher esteemed than ever ; wherefore he 
prayed him to be advised : " This counsel 
I give you," said the sheriff, " of a good 
heart and good will towards you ;" and, 
thereupon he drank to him ; and the yeo- 
men of the guard said, " In like manner, 



upon that condition, master Doctor, we 
all drink to you." When they had so 
done, and the cup D0.me to Taylor, he 
staid awhile, as studying what he might 
say, and then answered thus : " Mastei 
sheriff, and my masters all, I heartily 
thank you for your good will. I have 
hearkened to your words and marked 
well your counsels ; and to be plain with 
you, I do perceive that I have been de- 
ceived myself, and am likely to deceive a 
great many of their expectation." At 
these words they were exceedingly glad. 
" Would ye know my meaning plainly ?" 
he said. "Yea, gooi master Doctor,' 7 an- 
swered the sheriff, < tell it us plainly." 
"Then," said Taylor, " I will tell you:" and 
he said, that, as his body was of consider- 
able bulk, and as he thought, if he had 
died in his bed, it would have been 
buried in Hadleigh church-yard, so he 
had deceived himself; and, as there were 
a great many worms there abiding, which 
would have mealed handsomely upon 
him, so they, as well as himself, were de- 
ceived ; " for" said ne, " it must be burnt 
to ashes, and they will thereby lose their 
feeding." The sheriff' and his company 
were thereupon astonished at him, as 
being a man without fear of death, and 
making a jest of the flames. During 
their progress, many gentlemen and ma- 
gistrates were admitted to see him, and 
entreated him, in like manner, but he re- 
mained immovable. 

Thus they drew near to Hadleigh : and 
when they rode over Hadleigh bridge, a 
poor man with his five small children 
awaited their coming. When they saw 
Taylor, they all fell down on their knees 
and held up their hands, and cried aloud, 
" God help and succour thee, as thou 
hast many a time succoured me and my 
poor children." The streets of Hadleigh 
were crowded on each side by men and 
women, of the town and country, sorely 
weeping, and with piteous voices loudly 
bewailing the loss of their pastor, praying 
that he might be strengthened and com- 
forted in his extremity, and exclaiming, 
" What shall become of this wicked 
world !" Taylor said, " I have preached to 
you God's word and truth, and am come 
to seal it with my blood." When he came 
to the almshouses, he put some money, 
that had been bestowed on him during 
his imprisonment, into a glove, and this 
he is said to have given to the poor alms- 
men as they stood at their doors, to see 
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last of the almshouses he inquired, " Is 
the blind man, and blind woman, that 
dwelt here, alive ?" He was answered, 
" Yes ; they are there, within." Then he 
threw glove and all in at the window, 
and so rode forth towards the field of 
his death. 

Coming where a great multitude were 
assembled, he asked, " What place is 
this, and what meaneth it that so much 
people are gathered hither ?" It was 
answered, " This is Aldham common, the 
place where you must suffer." He said, 
" Thanked be God, I am even at home." 
Then he alighted from his horse, and with 
both his hands rent the hood from his 
head. His hair was unseemly, for Bonner, 
when he degraded him, had caused it to 
be clipped in manner of a fool's. At the 
sight of his ancient and reverend face, and 
his long white beard, the people burst 
into tears, and prayed for him aloud. He 
would have spoken to them, but when- 
ever he attempted, one or other of the 
yeomen of the guard thrust a tipstaff into 
his mouth. 

Then he desired licence to speak, of the 
sheriff ; but the sheriff refused him, and 
bade him remember his promise to the 
council : " Well," quoth Taylor, "promise 
must be kept." What the promise was is 
unknown. Seating himself on the ground 
he called to one in the crowd, " Soyce, I 
pray thee come and pull off my boots, and 
take them for thy labour ; thou hast long 
looked for them, now take them." Then 
he arose, and putting off his under- 
clothes, them also he bestowed. This 
done, he cried with a loud voice, " Good 
people ! I have taught you nothing but 
God's holy word, and those lessons that I 
have taken out of God's blessed book, the 
Holy Bible ; and I am come hither this 
day to seal it with my blood." OneHolmes, 
a yeoman of the guard,who had used him 
cruelly all the way, then struck him a 
violent blow on the head " with a waster," 
and said, " Is that the keeping of thy pro- 
mise, thou heretick ?" Whereupon Taylor 
knelt on the earth and prayed, and a 
poor, but faithful woman, stepped from 
among the people to pray with him : the 
guards would fain have thrust her away, 
they threatened to tread her down with 
their horses, but she was undismayed, and 
would not remove, but remained and 
prayed with him. Having finished his 
devotions he went to the stake, and kissed 
it, and placed himself in a pitch-barrel 



which had been set for him to stand in ; 
and he stood with his back upright 
against the stake, and he folded his hands 
together, and he lifted his eyes towards 
heavpn, and he prayed continually. Then 
they bound him with chains, and the 
sheriff called one Richard Donningham, 
a butcher, and commanded him to set up 
the faggots, but he said, " I am lame, sir, 
and not able to lift a faggot.'' The she- 
riff threatened to send him to prison, but 
the man refused to obey his command 
notwithstanding. Then the sheriff ap- 
pointed to this labour one Mullcine of 
Carsey, " a man for his virtues fit to be a 
hangman." Soyce, a very drunkard, 
a man named Warwick, and one Ro- 
bert King, " a deviser of interludes." 
These four set up the faggots, and pre- 
pared for making ready the fire, and 
Warwick cast a faggot at the martyr, 
which lit upon his head and wounded his 
face, so that the blood ran down. Taylor 
said, " O, friend ! I have harm enough, 
what .needed that?" Then, while he re- 
peated the psalm Miserere, in English, 
sir John Shelton struck him on the mouth : 
" You knave," said he, " speak Latin ; or 
I will make thee." At last they set the 
faggots on fire, and Taylor, holding 
up both his hands, called on God, crying, 
" Merciful Father of Heaven ! for Jesus 
Christ our saviour's sake, receive my soul 
into thy hands !" He stood, during his 
burning, without crying or moving, till 
Soyce struck him on the head with a hal- 
berd, and the brains falling out, the 
corpse fell down into the fire.* 

While some may deem this narrative of 
Rowland Taylor's conduct too circum- 
stantial, others perhaps may not so deem. 
It is to be considered as exemplifying the 
manners of the period wherein the event 
occurred, and may at least be acceptable 
to many. It will assuredly be approved by 
a few who regard inflexible adherence to 
principle, at the hazard of death itself, as 
preferable to a conscience-consuming sub- 
serviency, which, while it truckles to what 
the mind judges to be false, depraves the 
heart, and saps the foundations of public 
virtue. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 05. 

* Acts and Monuments. 



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jfebruarp 10. 

Biographical Notice. 

1818. On this day died in London, 
captain Thomas Morris, aged 74, a man 
of highly cultivated 'mind, who was born 
in its environs, and for whom when young 
a maternal uncle, of high military rank, 
procured an ensign cy. He beat for re- 
cruits at Bridgewater, and enlisted the af- 
fections of a Miss Chubb of that town, 
whom he married. He was ordered 
with his regiment to America, where he 
fought by the side of general Montgo- 
mery. 

Captain Morris at one time was taken 
by the Indians, and condemned to the 
stake; at the instant the women and 
children were preparing to inflict its tor- 
tures, he was recognised by an old 
sachem, whose life he had formerly saved, 
and who in grateful return pleaded so 
powerfully in his behalf, that he was un- 
bound and permitted to return to his 
friends, who had given him up for lost. 
He published an affecting narrative of his 
captivity and sufferings ; yet he was so 
attached to the Indian mode of life, that 
he used to declare they were the only 
human beings worthy of the name of MEN. 
On his return from America to England, 
he quitted the army and gave himself to 
literary studies, and the conversation of a 
few enlightened friends. In the midst of 
" the feast of reason, and the flow of 
soul/' he often sighed for the grand 
imagery of nature, the dashing cataracts 
of Columbia, the wild murmurs of rivers 
rolling through mountains, woods, and 
deserts. Having met with some disap- 
pointments which baffled his philosophy, 
he sought a spot for retirement, and found 
it in a nursery garden, at Paddington. 
Here in a small cottage, he compared 
Pope's translation of Homer with the 
original, in which he was assisted by 
Mr. George Dyer, a gentleman well quali- 
fied for so pleasing a task. In this pur- 
suit he passed some years, which he de- 
clared were the happiest of his life. 

With partiality for the dead languages, 
he was sensible to the vigour and copious- 
ness of his own : he translated Juvenal 
into English, and enriched it with many 
notes, but it was never printed. He pub- 
lished a little poem, entitled " Quashy, or 
the Coal-black Maid," a pathetic West 
India story. He lived in the style of a gen- 
tleman, and left a handsome sum to his 
children. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR, 
Mean Temperature ... 39 92. 

jTebruarp 11. 

CHRONOLOGY 

1763. William Shenstone, the poet, 
died at his celebrated residence the Lea- 
sowes, near Hagley, in Worcestershire. 
He was born at Hales Owen, Shropshire, 
in 1714. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 00. 

jfebruarp 12. 

1826. First Sunday in Lent. 
The communion service of the church 
of England for the Sundays in Lent, was 
extracted from the offices appointed for 
these Sundays by the missal of Sarum, 
excepting the collect for the first Sunday, 
which was composed by the compilers of 
the liturgy, and also excepting the gospel 
for the second Sunday 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 37. 



13. 



Valentine's Eve. 

1826. Hilary term ends. Cambridge term 
begins. 

VALENTINE'S EVE AT SWAFFHAM. 
For the Every-Day Book. 

At Swaffham in Norfolk it is customary 
to send valentines on this evening. Watch- 
ing for a convenient opportunity, the door 
is slyly opened, and the valentine, attached 
to an apple or an orange, is thrown in ; a 
loud rap at the door immediately follows, 
and the offender, taking to his heels, is off 
instantly. Those in the house, generally 
knowing for what purpose the announc- 
ing rap was made, commence a search 
for the juvenile billet doux : in this man- 
ner, numbers are disposed of by each 
youth. By way of teasing the person 
who attends the door, a white oblong 
square, the size of a letter, is usually 
chalked on the step of the door, and, 
should an attempt be made to pick it up, 
great amusement is thus afforded to some 
of the urchins, who are generally watch- 
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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... ^8 10. 



14. 



OLD CANDLEMAS DAY. 

Valentine. 

Referring to vol. i. from p. 215 to 230, for 
information concerning the origin of this 
festival of lovers, and the manner wherein 
it is celebrated, a communication is sub- 
joined concerning a custom now observed 
in Norfolk. 

VALENTINE'S DAY AT LYNN. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
Independent of the homage paid to St. 
Valentine on this day at Lynn, (Norfolk,) 
it is in other respects a red-letter day 
amongst all classes of its inhabitants, 
being the commencement of its great 
annual mart. This mart was granted by 
a charter of Henry VIII., in the twenty- 
seventh year of his reign, to begin on 
the day next after the feast of the purifi- 
cation of the blessed virgin Mary, and to 
continue six days next following," 
(though now it is generally prolonged to 
a fortnight.) Since the alteration of the 
style, in 1752, it has been proclaimed on 
Valentine's day. About noon, the mayor 
and corporation, preceded by a band of 
music, and attended by twelve decrepit 
old men, called from their dress "Red 
eoats," walk in procession to proclaim 
the mart, concluding by opening the an- 
tiquated, and almost obsolete court of 
" Piepowder." Like most establishments 
of this nature, it is no longer attended for 
the purpose it was first granted, business 
having yielded to pleasure and amuse- 
ment. Formerly Lynn mart and Stour- 
b-idge (Stirbitch) fair,* were the only 
places where small traders in this and the 
adjoining counties, supplied themselves 
with their respective goods. No transac- 
tions of this nature now take place, and 
the only remains to be perceived, are the 
" irart prices," still issued by the grocers. 
Here the thrifty housewives, for twenty 



miles round, laid in their annual store of 
soap, Btarch, &c., and the booth of 
" Green" from Limehouse, was for three 
generations the emporium of such art: 
cles; but these no longer attend. A 
great deal of money is however spent, a. 
immense numbers of persons assemble 
from all parts. Neither is their any lack 
of incitements to unburthen the pockets: 
animals of every description, tame and 
wild, giants and dwarfs, tumblers, jug- 
glers, peep-shows, &c., all unite their at- 
tractive powers, in sounds more discord- 
ant than those which annoyed the ears of 
Hogarth's " enraged musician." 

The year 1796 proved particularly un- 
fortunate to some of the inhabitants of 
Marshland who visited the mart. On the 
evening of February 23, eleven persons, 
returning from the day's visit, were 
drowned by the upsetting of a ferryboat; 
and on the preceding day a man from 
Tilney, going to see the wild beasts, and 
putting his hand to the lion's mouth, had 
his arm greatly lacerated, and narrowly 
escaped being torn to pieces. 

In the early part of the last century, an 
old building, which, before the reforma- 
tion, had been a hall belonging to the 
guild of St. George, after being applied to 
various uses, was fitted up as a theatre, 
(and by a curious coincidence, where 
formerly had doubtless been exhibited, as 
was customary at the guild feasts, religious 
mysteries and pageants of the catholic 
age, again was exhibited the mysteries and 
pageants of the protestant age,) during 
the mart and a few weeks afterwards ; 
bat with no great success, as appears by 
an anecdote related of the celebrated 
George Alexander Stevens. Having in 
his youthful days performed here with a 
strolling company, who shared amongst 
them the receipts of the house, after 
several nights' performance to nearly 
empty benches, while performing the part 
of Lorenzo, in Shakspeare's " Merchant of 
Venice," he thus facetiously parodied the 
speech of Lorenzo to Jessica, in the fifth 
act, as applicable to his distressed cir- 
cumstances : 



" Oh Jessica ! in such a night as this we came to town, 
And since that night we've shar'd but half a crown ; 
Let you and I then bid these folks good night, 
For if we longer stay, they'll starve us quite." 



' V Uitat - laW t0 5 place between !** and Cambridge respecting the toll ol 
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This neglect of the drama is not, how- 
ever, to be attributed to the visitors or the 
inhabitants at the present day, a very 
elegant and commodious theatre having 
been erected in 1814, at a considerable 
expense, in another part of the town. 
But even here, a fatality attends our ca- 
tholic ancestors, indicative of the instabi- 
dty of all sublunary affairs. The theatre 
has been erected on the site of the clois- 
ters and cemetry of the grey friars' monas- 
tery, the tall, slender tower of which is" 
still standing near, and is the only one re- 
maining out of ten monasteries found in 



Lynn at the dissolution ; where, but for 
the lustful rapacity of that tyrannical 
" defender of the faith/' Henry VIII., this 
sacred asylum of our departed ancestors 
would not have been profaned, nor their 
mouldering particles disturbed, by a 
building as opposite to the one originally 
erected, as darkness is to light. Thus 
time, instead of consecrating, so entirely 
obliterates our veneration for the things 
of yesterday, that the reflecting mind can- 
not forbear to exclaim with the moralist of 
old. *' Sic transit gloria mandi." 

K. 




, of 

Aged 74, A.. D. 1824. 



" Here's David's likeness for his book, 
All those who buy may at it look, 
As he is in his present state, 
Now printed from a copper-plate." 






These lines arc beneath the portrait 
from whence the above engraving is taken. 
It is a very faithful likeness of David 
Love, only a little too erect : not quite 
enough of the stoop of the old man of 
76 in it, but it is a face and a figure 
which will be recognised by thousands in 
Nottingham andNottinghamshire. The 
VOL. II. 60. 



race of the old minstrels has been 
extinct ; that of the ballad-singers is fast 
following it yet David is both one and 
the other. He is a bard and a caroller, 
a wight who has wandered over as many 
hills and dales as any of the minstrels and 
troubadours of old; a man who has 
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ing wh 5 nas seen many ups and downs, 
and has seldom failed to put his trials and 
hardships into rhyme. He is the poet 
of poverty and patience teaching expe- 
rience. He has seen the 

" huts where poor men lie" 

all his life ; yet he has never ceased to 
chant as he proceeded on his painful 
pilgrimage, like the " nightingale with a 
thorn in her breast " It is true, he does 
not carry his harp to accompany his 
strains, but he carries his life, " The Life, 
Adventures, and Experience of David 
Love, written by Himself. Fifth edition :" 
and well doth it deserve both its title and 
sale. A curious, eventful story of a poor 
man's it is. First he is a poor parent- 
deserted lad ; then he has wormed himself 
into good service, and afterwards into a 
coal-pit, where he breaks his bones and 
almost crushes out life ; then he is a tra- 
veller, a shopkeeper, a soldier fighting 
against the Highland rebels; he falls in 
love,gets into wedlock and a workhouse, is 
never in despair, and never out of trouble; 
with a heart so buoyant, that, like a cork 
on a boisterous flood, however he might 
be plunged into the depths, he is sure to 
rise again to the surface, and in all places 
and cases still pours out his rhymes pic- 
tures of scenes around him, strange cabins 
and strange groups, love verses, acrostics, 
hymns, &c. 

" I have composed many rhymes, 
On various subjects, and the times, 
And call'd the trials of prisoners' crimes 

The cash to bring ; 
When old I grew, composed hymns, 

And them did sing." 

So David sped, and so he speeds now in 
his 77th year, only that his travels have 
left him finally fixed at Nottingham. His 
wars and his loves have vanished; his cir- 
cle of action has annually become more 
and more contracted ; till, at length, the 
town includes the whole field of his per- 
ambulations, and even that is almost more 
than his tottering frame can traverse. Yet 
there he is ! and the stranger who visits 
Nottingham will be almost sure to see 
him, as represented in the print, .crossing 
the market-place, with a parcel of loose 
papers in his hand ; a rhyming account 
of the last Goose Fair, a flood, an ex- 
ecution, or one of David's own mar- 
riages, for be it known to thee, gentle 
reader, that David Love has been a true 
son of the family of the Loves. He has 
not sung his amatory lays for naught ; he 



has captivated the hearts cf no less than 
three damsels, and he has various and me- 
morable experience in wives. 

David, like many of our modern ge- 
niuses, is a Scotchman. He tells us that 
he was born near Edinbuigh, but the pre- 
cise place he affects not to know. The 
fact is, he is not very strong in his faith 
that, as he has tasted the sweets of a 
parish, he cannot be removed, and thinks 
it best to keep his birth-place secret : but 
the spot is Torriburn, on the Forth, the 
Scotch Highgate. David " has been to 
mair toons na Torriburn/' as the Scotch 
say, when they intimate that they are not 
to be gulled. 

After sustaining many characters in the 
drama of life whilst yet very young, a 
schoolmaster among the rest, he fairly 
flung himself and his genius upon the 
world, and rambled from place to place 
in Scotland, calling around him all the 
young ears and love-darting eyes by his 
original ballads. It was a dangerous life, 
and David did not escape scatheless. 
" At length so very bold I grew, 
My songs exposed to public view, 
And crowds of people round me drew, 

/ was so funny ; 
From side to side I nimbly flew 

To catch the money." 

And he caught not only money, but matri- 
mony, and such a wife ! alas ! for poor 
David ! 

" As she always will rule the roast, 
I'd better be tied to a post, 

And whipped to death, 
Than with her tongue to be so tossed, 

And bear her wrath. 
She called me both rogue and fool, 
And over me she strove to rule ; 
I sat on the repenting stooW 

There tears I shed ; 
Sad my complaint, I said, O dool ! % 

That e'er I wed." 

The next step evidently enough was 
enlisting, which he did into the duke of 
Buccleugh's regiment ; where, he says, he 
distinguished himself by writing a song 
in compliment of the regiment and its 
noble commander, concluding with, 

" Now, at the last., what do you think 

Of the author, David Love ?" 
And whenever the duke and the officers 
saw him, they were sure to point, and 
say, " What do you think of the author, 
jjarad Love ?" These seem to have been 
David's golden days. Nut only 

" One hand the pen, and one the sword did 
wield," 



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but he was also an actor of plays for the 
amusement of the officers. However, his 
discharge came, and adventures crowded 
thickly upon him. He traversed England 
in all directions, married a second and a 
third time, figured away in London and 
Edinburgh, and finally in Nottingham, 
with ballads and rhymes of his own com- 
posing ; saw the inside of a prison, was 
all but hanged for his suspicious and no- 
madic poverty, and after all, by his own 
showing, is now to be classed with the 
most favoured of mortals : 

" I am now 76 years of age, and I both 
see and hear as well as I did thirty years 
ago. My wife is aged about fifty, and 
has been the space of a year in tolerable 
health. She works hard at her silk- 
wheel, to assist me ; is an excellent house- 
wife ; gossips none : cleanly in cooking, 
famous at washing, good at sewing, mark- 
ing, and mending her own and children's 
clothes. For making markets none can 
equal her. Consults me in every thing, 
to find if I think it right, before she pro- 
ceeds to buy provisions, or clothes; strives 
to please me in every thing; and always 
studies my welfare, rejoicing when I am 
in health, grieved when I am pained or 
uneasy. She is my tender nurse to nourish 
me, my skilful doctress to administer re- 
lief when I am in sickness or in pain ; in 
short, a better wife a poor man never 
had." 

Truly, David, I think so too! A happy 
man art thou to be possessed of such an 
incomparable helpmate; and still hap- 
pier that, unlike many a prouder bard, 
thou art sensible of thy blessings. 

To show that although our minstrel 
often invokes the muse to paltry subjects 
for paltry gains, yet he can sometimes 
soar into a higher region, I give the fol- 
lowing : 

THE CHILD'S DREAM. 
The tubstance thereof being founded on fact 

I'll tell you who 1 saw last night, 

As I lay sleeping on my bed ; 
A shining creature all in light, 

To me she seemed a heavenly maid. 

I meet her tripping o'er the dew, 
Fine as a queen of May, mamma ; 

She saw, she smiled, she to me flew, 
And bade me come away, mamma. 

I looked, I loved, I blushed awhile, 
Oh ! how could I say no, mamma ? 

She spoke so sweet, so sweet did smile, 
I was obliged to go, mamma. 



For love my tender heart beguiled, 

I felt unusual flames, mamma ; 
My inward fancy turned so wild, 

So very strange my dream, mamma. 

Indeed I was, I know not how, 
Oh had you only been with me ; 

Such wonders opened to my view, 
As few but holy angels see. 

Methought we wandered in a grove, 
All green with pleasant fields, mamma ; 

In joyful measures on we move, 
As music rapture yields, mamma. 

She took me in her snow-white hand, 
Then led me through the air mamma. 

Far higher above sea and land, 
Than ever eagles were, mamma. 

The sea and land, with all their store, 
Of rivers, woods, and lofty hills, 

Indeed they did appear no more 
Than little streams or purling rills. 

I sought my dear papa's estate, 
But found it not at all, mamma ; 

The world in whole seemed not so great 
As half a cannon-ball, mamma. 

We saw the sun but like a star, 
The moon was like a mustard seed ; 

Like Elias in, his fiery car, 
All glorious winged with light'ning speed. 

Swift as our thoughts, oh joyful day . 

We glanced through all the boundless 

spheres ; 
Their music sounding all the way, 

Heaven sweetly rushing in our ears, 

Now opens, and all we saw before 

Were lost entirely to our view ; 
The former things are now no more, 

To us all things appeared new. 

No death is there, nor sorrow there, 
E'er to disturb the heavenly bliss, 

For death, sin, hell, and sorrow are, 
Entirely lost in the abyss. 

With wintry storms the ground ne'er pines 

Clothed in eternal bloom, mamma ; 
For there the sun of glory shines, 

And all the just with him, mamma. 
I saw my sister Anna there, 

A virgin in her youthful prime ; 
More than on earth her features fair, 

And like the holy angels' fine. 

Her robe was all a flowing stream 

Of silver dipt in light, mamma, 
But ah ! it 'woke me from my dream, 

It shone so strong and bright, mamma. 

With this specimen of David's poetica. 
faculties, I leave him to the kind con- 
sideration of the well disposed. 

January, 1826. M. T. 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 42. 



15. 

1826. Ember Week. 
Ember weeks are those in which the 
Ember days fall. A variety of explana- 
tions have been given of the word Em- 
ber, but Nelson prefers Dr. Marechal's, 
" who derives it from the Saxon word 
importing, a circuit or course; so that 
these fasts being not occasional, but re- 
turning every year in certain courses, may 
properly be said to be Ember days, be- 
cause fasts in course." The Ember days 
are the Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday 
after the first Sunday in Lent, and after 
the 13th of December. It is enjoined by 
the xxxi. canon of the church, " that dea- 
cons and ministers be ordained, or made, 
but only on the Sundays immediately fol- 
lowing these Ember feasts."* 



1731. Their majesties king George II. 
and the queen, being desirous of seeing 
"the noble art of printing," a printing 
press and cases were put up at St. James's 
palace on the 15th of February, and the 
duke (of York) wrought at one of the 
cases, to compose for the press a little 
book of his own writing, called "The 
Laws of Dodge-Hare." The two young- 
est princes, likewise, composed their 
names, &c., under the direction of Mr. S. 
Palmer, a printer, and author of the 
"History of Printing," which preceded 
Mr. Ames's more able work.f 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 22. 

jfWbruarp 16. 

CHRONOLOGY* 

A question was carried in the house of 
commons for building a bridge over the 
Thames, from Palace-yard to the Surrey 
side. During the debate, that river over- 
flowed its banks by reason of a strong 
spring tide ; the water was higher than 
ever known before, and rose above two 
feet in Westminster -hall, where the 
courts being sitting, the judges, &c. were 
obliged to be carried out. The water 

* Audley's Companion to the Almanac, 
t Gentleman's Magazine. 



came into all the cellars and ground 
rooms near the river on both sides, and 
flowed through the streets of Wapping 
and Southwark, as its proper channel; a 
general inundation covered all the marshes 
and lowlands in Kent, Essex, Suffolk, 
Norfolk, and Lincolnshire, and some 
thousands of cattle were destroyed, with 
several of their owners in endeavouring 
to save them. The tide being brought in 
by a strong wind at N. W. was the highest 
in Lincolnshire of any for 135 years past. 
Seventeen breaches were made, about 
sunrise, in the banks of the river between 
S aiding and Wisbech, with several be- 
tween Wisbech and Lynn, and irreparable 
damage done ; some graziers having lost 
all their cattle. At Clay, in Norfolk, 
waters came over the great beach, almost 
demolished the town, and left nine feet of 
water in the marshes. At Gold Ongar, 
Essex, Mr. Cooper, and four of his ser- 
vants, were drowned in endeavouring to 
save some sheep, the sea wall giving way 
of a sudden. The little isles of Candy 
and Foulness, on the coast of Essex, were 
quite under water ; not a hoof was saved 
thereon, and the inhabitants were taken 
from the upper part of their houses into 
boats. The particular damages may be 
better conceived than related.* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 90. 

dfe&ruarg 17. 

Sittings after Term. 

On the day after the expiration of every 
term, the courts of law continue to sit at 
Westminster, and try causes ; and some 
judges come into London at the. same 
time, for the same purpose. These sit- 
tings are called the " sittings after term," 
and during these periods, suits, arising 
out of clashing claims of important in- 
terests, are usually decided by the verdicts 
of special juries, and other litigations are 
disposed of. 

The origin and progress of every pos- 
sible action, in a court of law, are suc- 
cinctly portrayed by " the Tree of Com- 
mon Law" an engraving in vol. i. p. 
234. It stands there for " ornament and 
use ;" there are plenty of books to explain 
technical terms, and show the practice 
of the courts ; any uninformed person, 

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therefore, may easily obtain further infor- 
mation as to the modes ; and any respect- 
able attorney will advise an inquirer, who 
states all the particulars of his case, con- 
cerning the costs of attempting to sue or 
defend, and the chances of success. After 
proceeding so far, it will be requisite to 
pause, and then, as paramount to the 
legal advice, common sense should weigh 
consequences well, before giving " instruc- 
tions to sue," or " defend," in 

that wide and pathless maze 

Where law and custom, truth and fiction, 

Craft, justice, strife, and contradiction, 

With every blessing of confusion, 

Quirk, error, quibble, and delusion, 

Are all, if rightly understood, 

Like jarring ministers of state, 

'Mid anger, jealousy, and hate, 

In friendly coalition joined, 

To harmonize and bless mankind. 

To some " whimsical miscellanies," 
subjoined at the place aforesaid, can be 
added or annexed, more or many others, 
of the same or the like kind. The reali- 
ties of law may be relieved by the pleasures 
of imagination, and the heaviness of the 
" present sittings" be enlivened by a 
reported case, in the words of the re- 
porter, (Stevens'* Lect.) premising, how- 
ever, that he first publicly stated, with his 
head in his wig, and with a nosegay in 
his hand, 

" Law is law, law is law, and as, in 
such and so forth, and hereby, and afore- 
said, provided always, nevertheless, not- 
withstanding. Law is like a country 
dance, people are led up and down in it 
till they are tired. Law is like a book of 
surgery, there are a great many terrible 
cases in it. It is also like physic, they 
that take least of it are best off. Law is 
like a homely gentlewoman, very well to 
follow. Law is also like a scolding wife, 
very bad when it follows us. Law is like 
a new fashion, people are bewitched to 
get into it ; it is also like bad weather, 
most people are glad when they get out 
of it." The same learned authority ob- 
serves, that the case before referred to, 
and hereafter immediately stated, came 
before him, that is to say, 

Bullum v. Boatum. 

Boaium v. Bullum. 

There were two farmers, farmer A and 
farmer B. Farmer A was seized or pos- 
sessed of a bull ; farmer B was seized or 
possessed of a ferry-boat. Now the owner 
of the ferry-boat, having made his boat 
fest to a post on shore, with a piece of 



hay, twisted rope fashion, or as we say, 
vulgo vocato, a hay-band. After he had 
made his boat fast to a post on shore, as 
it was very natural for a hungry man to 
do, he went up toivn to dinner ; farmer 
A's bull, as it was very natural for a 
hungry bull to do, came down town to 
look for a dinner ; and the bull observing 
discovering, seeing, and spying out, some 
turnips in the bottom of the ferry-boat 
the bull scrambled into the ferry-boat 
he eat up the turnips, and to make an 
end of his meal, he fell to work upon the 
hay-band. The boat being eaten from its 
moorings, floated down the river, with 
the bull in it : it struck against a rock 
beat a hole in the bottom of the boat, 
and tossed the bull overboard. There- 
upon the owner of the bull brought his 
action against the boat, for running away 
with the bull, and the owner of the boat 
brought his action against the bull for 
running away with the boat. 

At trial of these causes, Bullum , 
Boatum, Boatum v. Bullum, the counsel 
for the bull began with saying, 

" My lordy and you, gentlemen of the 
jury, 

" We are counsel in this cause for the 
bull. We are indicted for running away 
with the boat. Now, my lord, we have 
heard of running horses, but never of 
running bulls before. Now, my lord, the 
bull could no more run away with the 
boat than a man in a coach may be said 
to run away with the horses ; therefore, 
my lord, how can we punish what is not 
punishable? How can we eat what is 
not eatable ? Or how can we drink what 
is not drinkable ? Or, as the law says, 
how can we think on what is not think- 
able ? Therefore, my lord, as we are 
counsel in this cause for the bull, if the 
jury should bring the bull in guilty, the 
jury would be guilty of a bull." 

The counsel for the boat affirmed, that 
the bull should be nonsuited, because 
the declaration did not specify of what 
colour he was ; for thus wisely, and thus 
learnedly spoke the counsel : " My lord, 
if the bull was of no colour, he must be of 
some colour ; and if he was not of any 
colour, of what colour could the bull be -?" 
I overruled this objection myself (says the 
reporter) by observing the bull w/as. a 
white bull, and that white is no colour ; 
besides, as I told my brethren, they, should 
not trouble their heads to talk of colour in., 
the law, for the law can colour any thing. 
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award, both bull and boat were acquitted, 
it being proved that the tide of the river 
carried them both away. According to 
the legal maxim, there oannot be a wrong 
without a remedy, I therefore advised a 
fresh case to be laid before me, and was oi 
opinion, that as the tide of the river carried 
t)oth bull and boat away, both bull and 
ooat had a right of action against the water- 
bailiff. 

Upon this opinion an action was com- 
menced and this point of lawtirose, how, 
whether, when, and whereby, or by whom, 
the facts could be proved on oath, as the 
boat was not compos mentis. The evidence 
point was settled by Boatum's attorney, 
who declared that for his client he would 
swear any thing. 

At the trial, the water-bailiffs charter 
was read, from the original record in true 
law Latin, to support an averment in the 
declaration that the plaintiffs were carried 
away either by the tide of flood, or the 
tide of ebb. The water-bailiffs charter 
stated of him and of the river, whereof or 
wherein he thereby claimed jurisdiction, 
as follows : Aquce bailiffi, est magistrates 
in choisi, sapor omnibus, fishibus, qui ha- 
buerunt finnos et scalos, claivs, shells, et 
talos, qui swimmare infreshibus,velsal- 
tibus, riveris, lakos, pondis, canalibus et 
well boats, sive oysteri, prawni, wkitini, 
shrimpi, turbutus solus ; that is, not tur- 
bots alone, but turbots and soals both 
together. Hereupon arose a nicety of law ; 
for the law is as nice as a new-laid egg, 
and not to be understood by addle-headed 
people. Bullum and Boatum mentioned 
both ebb and flood, to avoid quibbling ; 
but it being proved, that they were carried 
away neither by the tide of flood, nor by 
the tide of ebb, but exactly upon the top 
of high water, they were nonsuited ; and 
thereupon, upon their paying all costs, 
they were allowed, by the court, to begin 
again, de novo. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 82. 

jfebruarg 18. 

Revivification of Trees. 
Mr. Arthur Aikin, in his " Natural 
History of the Year," narrates the first 
vital function in trees on the conclusion 
of winter. This is the ascent of the sap 
after the frost is moderated, and the earth 
sufficiently thawed. The absorbent ves- 
sels composing the inner bark reach to 
the extremity of the fibres of the roots, 



and thus, through the roots, imbibe water, 
which, mixing there with a quantity of 
saccharine matter, forms sap, and is from 
thence abundantly distributed through 
the trunk and branches to every indivi- 
dual bud. The birch tree in spring, on 
being tapped, yields its sap, which is fer- 
mented into wine. The palm tree in the 
tropics of the same season yields its sap 
by the same method, which is made into 
palm wine, and the sap of the swgar 
maple in North America being boiled, 
yields the maple sugar. 

" This great accession of nourishment 
(the sap} causes the bud to swell, to 
break through its covering, and to spread 
into blossoms, or lengthen into a shoot 
beaiing leaves. This is \\\Q first process, 
and, properly speaking, is all that belongs 
to the springing or elongation of trees ; 
and in many plants, that is, all those 
which are annual or deciduous, there is 
no other process ; the plant absorbs juices 
from the earth, and in proportion to the 
quantity of these juices increases in size : 
it expands its blossoms, perfects its fruit, 
and when the ground is incapable by 
drought or frost of yielding any more 
moisture, or when the vessels of the plant 
are not able to draw it up, the plant 
perishes. But in trees, though the be- 
ginning and end of the first process is 
exactly similar to what takes places in 
vegetables, yet there is a second process, 
which at the same time that it adds to 
their bulk, enables them to endure and 
go on increasing through a long series of 
years. 

" The second process begins soon after 
the first, in this way. At the base of the 
footstalk of each leaf a small bud is gra- 
dually formed ; but the absorbent vessels 
of the leaf having exhausted themselves 
in the formation of the bud, are unable 
to bring it nearer to maturity: in this 
state it exactly resembles a seed, contain- 
ing within it the rudiments of vegetation, 
but destitute of absorbent vessels to nou- 
rish and evolve the embryo. Being sur- 
rounded, however, by sap, like a seed in 
moist earth, it is in a proper situation for 
growing ; the influence of the sun sets in 
motion the juices of the bud and of the 
seed, and the first operation in both of 
them is to send down roots a certain 
depth into the ground for the purpose of 
obtaining the necessary moisture. The 
bud accordingly shoots down its roots 
upon the inner bark of the tree, till they 
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Winter now arriving, the cold and defect 
of moisture, owing to the clogged condi- 
tion of the absorbent vessels, cause the 
fruit and leaves to fall, so that, except the 
provision of buds with roots, the remain- 
der of the tree, like an annual plant, is 
entirely dead : the leaves, the flowers, 
and fruit are gone, and what was the 
inner bark, is no longer organized, while 
the roots of the buds form a new inner 
bark; and thus the buds with their roots 
contain all that remains alive of the whole 
tree. It is owing to this annual renova- 
tion of the inner bark, that the tree in- 
creases in bulk ; and a new coating being 
added every year, we are hence furnished 
with an easy and exact method of ascer- 
taining the age of a tree by counting the 
number of concentric circles of which the 
trunk is composed. A tree, therefore, 
properly speaking, is rather a congeries 
of a multitude of annual plants, than a 
perennial individual. 

" The sap in trees always rises as soon 
as the frost is abated, that when the sti- 
mulus of the warm weather in the early 
spring acts upon the bud, there should be 
at hand a supply of food for its nourish- 
ment ; and if by any means the sap is 
prevented from ascending at the proper 
time, the tree infallibly perishes. Of this 
a remarkable instance occurred in Lon- 
don, during the spring succeeding the 
hard winter of the year 1794. The snow 
and ice collecting in the streets so as to 
become very inconvenient, they were 
cleared, and many cartloads were placed 
in the vacant quarters of Moorfields ; 
several of these heaps of snow and frozen 
rubbish were piled rotnd some of the 
elm-trees that grow there. At the return 
of spring, those of the trees that were not 
surrounded with the snow expanded their 
leaves as usual, while the others, being 
still girt with a large frozen mass, conti- 
nued quite bare; for the fact was, the 
absorbents in the lower part of the stem, 
and the earth in which the trees stood, 
were still exposed to a freezing cold. In 
some weeks, however, the snow was 
thawed, but the greater number of the 
trees were dead, and those few that did 
produce any leaves were very sickly, and 
continued in a languishing state all sum- 
mer, and then died." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 92. 



jfebruarp 19. 



1826. Second Sunday in Lent. 
The First Bird's Nest in Spring. 
Of all our native birds, none begins to 
build so soon as the raven : by the latter 
end of this month it has generally laid its 
eggs and begun to sit. The following 
anecdote, illustrative of its attachment to 
its nest, is related by Mr. White in his 
" Natural History of Selborne." " In the 
centre of this grove there stood an oak, 
which, though shapely and tall on the 
whole, bulged out into a large excrescence 
about the middle of the stem. On this a 
pair of ravens had fixed their residence 
for such a series of years, that the oak 
was distinguished by the name of the 
raven-tree. Many were the attempts of 
the neighbouring youths to get at this 
eyry; the difficulty whetted their inclina- 
tions, and each was ambitious of sur- 
mounting the arduous task. But when 
they arrived at the swelling, it jutted out 
so much in their way, and was so far 
beyond their grasp, that the most daring 
lads were awed, and acknowledged the 
undertaking to be too hazardous. So the 
ravens built on, nest upon nest, in per- 
fect security, till the fatal day arrived in 
which the wood was to be levelled. It 
was in the month of February, when those 
birds usually sit. The saw was applied 
to the butt, the wedges were inserted into 
the opening, the woods echoed to the 
heavy blows of the beetle and mallet, the 
tree nodded to ,ts fall, but still the dam 
sat on. A't last, when it gave way, the 
bird was flung from her nest; and though 
her parental affection deserved a bettei 
fate, was whipped down by the twigs, 
which brought her dead to the ground."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 37. 

Jfebruarp 20. 

The frays of the Season. 

The roads now are usually heavy, that 
is, the thaws have so entirely liberated 
the water in the earth, that the subsoil, 
which had been expanded by the action of 
the frost, becomes loosened, and, yielding 
mud to the surface, increases the draught 
of carriages. Now, therefore, the com- 

* Aikin's Nat. Hist, of the Year. 



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missioners and agents who execute their 
duty have full employment, and the high- 
ways afford employment to a large num- 



ber of persons who are destitute of their 
customary labour, or unfit for other 
work. 




CrabeUfng m Sfr 

And is it you'd be riding, by Blackwater to Fermoy 1 
You'll be accommodated, to your heart's content and joy, 
There's not a beast, nor car, but what's beautiful and easy ; 
And then the pleasant road bad's the luck but it '11 please ye ! 

MS. Ballad. 



Mr. Crofton Croker's " Researches in 
the South of Ireland," besides accounts of 
scenery and architectural remains, and 
illustrations of popular manners and su- 
perstition, conveys a very good idea of 
the roads and the methods of travelling 
in that part of the sister kingdom. The 
usual conveyance is called a car ; its 
wheels are either a solid block rounded 
to the desired size, or they are formed 
of three pieces of wood clamped toge- 
ther. The wheels are fixed to a massive 
wooden axletree ; this supports the shaft?, 
which are as commonly constructed on the 
outside as on the inside of the wheels. In 
one of these machines Mr. Croker, with a 
lady and gentleman who accompanied him 
on his tour, took their seats. The car and 
horse were precisely of that description 
and condition in the engraving. Mr. W. 
H. Brooke painted a picture of this gen- 
tleman's party, from whence he has oblig- 
ingly made the drawing for the present 



purpose ; the only alteration is in the 
travellers, for whom he has substituted a 
family on their removal from one cabin to 
another. 

This, which is the common Irish car, 
is used throughout the province of Lein- 
ster, the midland counties, and some parts 
of the north. The country, or farmer's 
car always has the wheels on the ouiside 
of the shafts, with a balustrade or up- 
right railing fixed from the shaft to the 
side bars, which rise diagonally from themj 
this sort of enclosure is also at the back. 
This car is open at top for the convenience 
of carrying hay, corn, vegetables, tubs, 
packages, and turf, which is generally 
placed in wicker baskets, called a " kish ;" 
two or four of these placed side by side 
occupy the entire body. The car, with 
the wheels between the shafts, is used io 
like purposes, but has the additional ho- 
nour of being rendered a family convey 
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each other from the top bars, whereon a 
ticking, stuffed with straw, and a quilt or 
coverlid, form a cushion for the comfort 
of the travellers. The car is the common, 
and indeed the only, mode of carrying 
coals in the city of Dublin to the houses 
of the consumers : from six to nine sacks, 



making about half a ton, lie very snugly 
across the bars. Of course, as a family 
conveyance, it is only in use among the 
poorest class in the country. 

The common car somewhat varies in 
shape, as will appear from the following 
figure, also drawn by Mr. Brooke. 




It must be added, that though these 
cars maintain their ground in uncul- 
tivated districts, they are quickly dis- 
appearing, in the improved parts of Ire- 
land, before the Scotch carts introduced 
by the agricultural societies. 

The Irish "jaunting-car," the " jingle," 
the " noddy,'* and a variety of other car- 
riages, which ply for hire in Dublin, are 
wholly distinct and superior vehicles. 

The following interesting narrative, in 
the words of its author, illustrates the na- 
ture of the car, the state of the roads, 
and the " manners" of the people. 

A JAUNT IN A COUNTRY CAR 

From Lismore to Fermoy 
BY T. CROFTON CROKER, ESQ. 

Having hired a car at Lismore to take 
us to Fermoy, and wishing to walk part 
of the way along the banks of the Black- 
water, we desired the driver to meet us 
at a given point. On arriving there, the 
man pretended not to have understood we 
were three in party, and demanded, in 
consequence, an exorbitant addition to 
the sum agreed on. Although we were 
without any other means of conveyance 
for eight Irish miles, it was resolved not 
to submit to this imposition, and we ac- 
cordingly withdrew our luggage and dis- 
missed the car, intending to seek another 
amongst a few cabins that appeared at a 
little distance from the road side. A high 
dispute ensued with the driver, who, of 
course, was incensed at this proceeding, 
and endeavoured to enlist in his cause the 



few straggling peasants that had collected 
around us ; but having taken refuge and 
placed our trunks in the nearest cabin, 
ourselves and property became sacred, 
and the disposition to hostility, which had 
been at first partially expressed, gradually- 
died away. When we began to make 
inquiries for a horse and car of any kind 
to take us into Fermoy, our endeavours 
were for some time fruitless. One person 
had a car, but no horse. Another had a 
car building, which, if Dermot Leary were 
as good as his word, would be finished 
next week some time, " God willing." 
At length we gained intelligence of a 
horse that was " only two miles off, draw- 
ing turf: sure he could be fetched in 
less than no time." But then again, 
" that big car of Thaddy Connor's was 
too great a load for him entirely. Sure' 
the baste would never draw the car into 
Fermoy, let alone their honours and the 
trunks." After some further consultation, 
a car was discovered more adapted to the 
capabilities of the miserable animal thus 
called upon to " leave work and carry 
wood," and though of the commonest 
kind we were glad to secure it. By means 
of our trunks and some straw we formed 
a kind of lodgment on the car, which, 
being without springs and on the worst 
possible of roads, was not exactly a bed 
of down. The severe contusions we re- 
ceived on precipitating into the numerous 
cavities, though no joke, caused some 
laughter ; on which the driver turned 
round with a most facetious expression of 
countenance, suggesting that " May be 
the motion did not just agree with the 



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lady, but never fear, she would soon get 
nsed to it, and be asleep before we got 
half wav to Fermoy." This prediction, 
it will readily be supposed, was not ful- 
filled; and I believe it was three days be- 
fore we recovered from the bruises of that 
journey. It is difficulty to say whether 
our situation will excite mirth or sympathy 
in the minds of our readers, but a sketch 
may do no injury to the description. [In 
Mr. Croker's volume an engraving on 
wood is inserted.] 

Many Irish villages boast a post-chaise, 
the horses for which are not unfrequently 
taken from the plough, and the chaise 
itself submitted to a temporary repair 
before starting, to render it, if the parody 
of a nautical phrase may be allowed, 
" road-worthy ; but the defects are never 
thought of one moment before the chaise 
is required ; and the miseries of posting 
in Ireland have, with justice, afforded 
subject for the caricaturist. Tired horses 
or a break-down are treated by a driver, 
whose appearance is the very reverse of 
the smart jockey-like costume of an Eng- 
lish postilion, with the utmost resigna- 
tion, as matters of unavoidable necessity. 
With a slouched hat slovenly shoes and 
stockings and a long, loose great coat 
wrapped round him, he sits upon a bar 
in front of the carriage and urges on his 
horses by repeated applications of the 
whip, accompanied with the most singu- 
lar speeches, and varied by an involun- 
tary burst of his musical talent, whistling 
a tune adapted to the melancholy pace of 
the fatigued animals, as he walks slowly 
beside them up the ascent of every Mil. 

" Did you give the horses a feed of 
oats at the village where we stopped to 
sketch 1" inquired one of my fellow -tra- 
vellers of the driver, who for the last 
three or four miles had with much exer- 
tion urged on the jaded hacks. 

" I did not, your honour," was the 
reply, " but sure, and they know I pro- 
mised them a good one at Limerick." 

Nor is this instance of pretended un- 
derstanding between man and horse sin- 
gular. Riding once in company with a 
poor farmer from Cork to Mallow, I ad- 
vised him to quicken the pace of his 
steed as the evening was closing in, and 
the lurid appearance of the sky foreboded 
a storm. 

" Sure then that I would with the 
greatest pleasure in life for the honour I 
have out of your company, sir ; but I 
promised the baste to let him walk, and 



I never belie myself to any one, much 
less to a poor creature that carries me 
for, says the baste to me, I'm tired, as 
good right I have, and I'll not go a step 
faster rand you won't make me I scorn 
it says I, so take your own way." 

A verbatim dialogue on an Irish break- 
down happily characterises that accident : 
the scene, a bleak mountain, and the 
time, the return of the driver with ano- 
ther chaise from the nearest station which 
afforded one seven miles distant. 

" Is the carriage you have brought us 
safe r 

(One of the travellers attempts to get 
in) 

" Oh never fear, sir ; wait till I just 
bail out the water and put a little sop 01 
hay in the bottom and sure now and 'tis 
a queer thing that the ould black chaise 
should play such a trick, and it has gone 
this road eleven years and never broke 
down afore. But no wonder poor cratur, 
the turnpike people get money enough 
for mending the roads, and bad luck to 
the bit of it they mend, but put it all in 
their pockets." 

" What, the road ?" 

" Noe, your honour, the money." 

To such as can bear with composure and 
indifference lesser and temporary misfor- 
tunes, those attendant on an Irish tour 
become objects of merriment ; the very 
essence of the innate ingenuity and wit 
of the people is called out by such evils ; 
and the customary benediction muttered 
by the peasant on the meeting a traveller, 
is changed into the whimsical remark or 
shrewd reply that mock anticipation. 

Of late, jingles, as they are termed, 
have been established between the prin- 
cipal towns. These are carriages on easy 
springs, calculated to contain six or eight 
persons. The roof is supported by a 
slight iron frame capable of being unfixed 
in fine weather, and the curtains, which 
may be opened and closed at will, afford 
complete protection from sun and rain ; 
their rate of travelling is nearly the same 
as that of the stage-coach, and they are 
both a cheaper and more agreeable* con- 
veyance. 

On our way from Cork to Youghall in 
one of these machines, we were followed 
by a poor wretch ejaculating the most 
dreadful oaths and imprecations in Irish. 
His head was of an uncommonly large 
and stupid shape, and his idiotic coun- 
tenance was rendered fierce and wild by 
a long and bushy red beard. On our 



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driver giving him a piece of bread, for 
which he had run beside the jingle at 
least half a mile, he uttered three or four 
terrific screams, accompanied by some 
antic and spiteful gestures. I should not 
remark this circumstance here were it 
one of less frequent occurrence ; but on 
most of the public roads in the south of 
Ireland, fools and idiots (melancholy 
spectacles of humanity !) are permitted 
to wander at large, and in consequence 
of this freedom have acquired vicious 
habits, to the annoyance of every pas- 
senger : throwing stones, which they do 
with great dexterity, is amongst the most 
dangerous of their practices, and a case 
is known to me where the wife of a re- 
spectable farmer, having been struck on 
the temple by a stone thrown at her by 
an idiot, died a few days after. Within 
my recollection, Cove-lane, one of the 
most frequented parts of Cork, as leading 
to the Cove-passage, Carrigaline and 
Monkstown roads, was the station of one 
of these idiots, who seldom allowed an 
unprotected woman to pass without fol- 
lowing her, and inflicting the most severe 
pinches on her back and arms ; yet this 
unfortunate and mischievous being for 
many years was suffered by the civil 
power to remain the terror of every fe- 
male, and that too within view of a pub- 
lic asylum for the reception of such. But 
to return from this digression. 

The charges at inferior towns and vil- 
lages are extravagant in an inverse pro- 
portion to the indifference of their accom- 
modation, and generally exceed those of 
the first hotels in the metropolis. Our 
bill at Kilmallock was any thing but 
moderate, and yet the house, though the 
best the town afforded, appeared to be 
one where carmen were oftener lodged 
than gentry. The landlady stood at the 
door, and with a low curtsey and a good- 
humoured smile welcomed us to " the 
ancient city of Kilmallock ;" in the same 
breath informed us, that she was a gentle- 
woman born and bred, and that she had 
a son, " as fine an officer as ever you 
could set eyes on in a day's walk, who 
was a patriarch (a patriot) in South 
America;" then leading us up a dark 
and narrow staircase to the apartment we 
were to occupy, wished to know our 
names and business, whence we came 
and where we were going ; but left the 
room on our inquiring, in the first place, 
what we could have to eat. After wait- 
ing a reasonable time our demands were 



attended to by a barefooted female, who 
to our anxiety respecting what we could 
have for supper, replied with perfect con- 
fidence, " Just any thing you like, sure !" 
" Have you any thing in the house?" 
" Indeed and we have not ; but it's 
likely I might be able to get an egg for 
ye." 

An examination of the bedrooms will 
not prove more satisfactory; a glass or 
soap are luxuries seldom found. Some- 
times one coarse and very small towel is 
provided; at Kilmallock, the measure- 
ment of mine was half a yard in length 
and a quarter in breadth ; its complexion, 
too, evinced that it had assisted in the 
partial ablutions of many unfastidious 
persons. Mr. Arthur Young's constant 
ejaculation, when he lighted on such 
quarters in Ireland, usually occurred to 
my mind, " Preserve me, Fate, from such 
another !" and I have no doubt he would 
agree with me, that two very essential 
requisites in an Irish tour are a stock of 
linen, and a tolerable partiality for bacon. 
But travellers, any more than beggars, 
cannot always be choosers, and those who 
will not submit with patience to the ac- 
cidents and inconveniences of a journey, 
must sit at home and read the road that 
others travel. 

" Who alwaies walkes, on carpet soft and 

s a y> 

Knowes not hard hills, nor likes the moun- 
taine way."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . 39 * 17. 

jfefcruarp 21. 

Seasonable Rules. 

On p. 187 there is a " Letter," delivered 
to a favourite servant at parting, which 
deserves to be printed in letters of gold, 
or, what is better, because it is easier and 
more useful, it should be imprinted on 
the memory of every person who reads 
it. There are sentiments in it as useful 
to masters and mistresses as their do- 
mestics. The following " Rules " may 
likewise be perused with advantage by 
both ; they are deemed " seasonable, 
because, as good-livers say, good things 
are never out of season. 



* Mr. Croker's Researches in the South of Ir* 
land, 1824, 4to. This gentleman's excursions wer* 
made between the years 18'? and 1822. 



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Rules for Servants. 

I. A good character is valuable to every 
cne, but especially to servants ; for it is 
their bread, and without it they cannot 
be admitted into any creditable family ; 
and happy it is that the best of characters 
is in every one's power to deserve. 

II. Engage yourself cautiously, but 
stay long in your place, for long service 
shows worth as quitting a good place 
through passion, is a folly which is always 
lamented of too late. 

III. Never undertake any place you are 
not qualified for ; for pretending to what 
you do not understand, exposes yourself, 
and, what is still worse, deceives them 
whom you serve. 

IV. Preserve your fidelity ; for a faith- 
ful servant is a jewel, for whom no encou- 
ragement can be too great. 

V. Adhere to truth; for falsehood is 
detestable, and he that tells one lie, must 
tell twenty more to conceal it. 

VI. Be strictly honest ; for it is shame- 
ful to be thought unworthy of trust. 

VII. Be modest in your behaviour ; it 
becomes your station, and is pleasing to 
your superiors. 

VIII. Avoid pert answers ; for civil 
language is cheap, and impertinence pro- 
voking. 

IX. Be clean in your business ; for 
those who are slovens and sluts, are dis- 
respectful servants. 

X. Never tell the affairs of the family 
you belong to ; for that is a sort of trea- 
chery, and often makes mischief; but 
keep their secrets, and have none of 
your own. 

XI. Live friendly with your fellow- 
servants ; for the contrary destroys the 
peace of the house. 

XII. Above all things avoid drunken- 
ness ; for that is an inlet to vice, the ruin 
of your character, and the destruction of 
your constitution. 

XIII. Prefer a peaceable life, with 
moderate gains, to great advantage and 
irregularity. 

XIV. Save your money ; for that will 
be a friend to you in old age. Be not 
expensive in dress, nor marry too soon. 

XV. Be careful of your master's pro- 
perty ; for wastefulness is a sin. 

XVI. Never swear ; for that is a crime 
without excuse, as there is no pleasure 
in it. 

XVII. Be always ready to assist a fel- 
low-servant ; for good feature gains the 
love of every wr.f. 



.XVIIT. Never stay when sent on a 
message ; for waiting long is painful to 
your master, and a quick return shows 
diligence. 

XIX. Rise early ; for it i? difficult to 
recover lost time. 

XX. The servant that often changes his 
place, works only to be poor ; for the 
rolling-stone gathers no moss." 

XXI. Be not fond of increasing your 
acquaintances ; for visiting leads you out 
of your business, robs your master of 
your time, and often puts you to an ex- 
pense you cannot afford. And above all 
things, take care with whom you are ac- 
quainted ; for persons are generally the 
better or the worse for the company they 
keep. 

XXII. When out of place, be careful 
where you lodge; for living in a disre- 
putable house, puts you upon a footing 
with those that keep it, however innocent 
you are yourself. 

XXIII. Never go out on your own 
business, without the knowledge of the 
family, lest in your absence you should 
be wanted ; for " Leave is light," and 
returning punctually at the time you pro- 
mise, shows obedience, and is a proof of 
sobriety. 

XXIV. If yon are dissatisfied with 
your place, mention your objections mo- 
destly to your master or mistress, and 
give a fair warning, and do not neglect 
your business nor behave ill, in order to 
provoke them to turn you away ; for this 
will be a blemish in your character, which 
you must always have from the last place 
you served in. 

***All who pay a due regard to the above 
precepts, will be happy in themselves, will 
never want friends, and will always meet 
with the assistance, protection, and encou- 
ragement of the wealthy, the worthy, and 
the wise. 

The preceding sentences are contained 
in a paper which a young person com- 
mitted to heart on first getting a place, 
and, having steadily observed, obtained a 
character for integrity and worth incapable 
of being shaken. By constantly keeping 
in view that " Honesty is the best policy," 
it led to prosperity, and the faithful 
servant became an opulent employer ol 
servants. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 41 70. 



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22. 

GENERAL ELECTION. 

1826. This year may be deemed re- 
markable in the history of modern times, 
for its being the period wherein, for the 
first time within the memory of man, a 
parliament expired by efflux of time. 
Most of the preceding parliaments were 
dissolved, but this attained to its full 
duration of seven years. 



THE FREEMAN'S WELL AT ALNWICK. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 



Sir, 



Kensington, Feb. 1826. 



I hope the following description of an 
extraordinary custom which has obtain- 
ed at Alnwick, in Northumberland, may 
be considered worthy preservation in 
The Every-Day Book. 

About four miles from the above town 
there is a pond, known by the name of 
the Freeman's well; through which it 
has been customary for the freemen to 
pass from time immemorial before they 
can obtain their freedom. This is con- 
sidered so indispensable, that no exemp- 
tion is permitted, and without passing 
this ordeal the freedom would not be 
conferred. The pond is prepared by 
proper officers in such a manner, as to 
give the greatest possible annoyance to 
the persons who are to pass through it. 
Great dikes, or mounds, are erected in 
different parts, so that the candidate for 
his freedom is at one moment seen at the 
top of one of them only up to his knees, 
and the next instant is precipitated into a 
gulf below, in which he frequently 
plunges completely over head. The water 
is purposely rendered so muddy, that it 
is impossible to see where these dikes 
are situated, or by any precaution to 
avoid them. Those aspiring to the ho- 
nour of the freedom of Alnwick, are 
dressed in white stockings, white panta- 



loons, and white caps. After they have 
" reached the point proposed," they are 
suffered to put on their usual clothes, and 
obliged to join in a procession, and ride 
for several miles round the boundaries of 
the freemen's property a measure which 
is not a mere formality for parade, but 
absolutely indispensable; since, if they 
omit visiting any part of their property, 
it is claimed by his grace the duke of 
Northumberland, whose steward follows 
the procession, to note if any such omis- 
sion occurs. The origin of the practice 
of travelling through the pond is not 
known. A tradition is current, that king 
John was once nearly drowned upon the 
spot where this pond is situated, and 
saved his life by clinging to a holly tree ; 
and that he determined, in consequence, 
thenceforth, that before any candidate 
could obtain the freedom of Alnwick, he 
should not only wade through this pond, 
but plant a holly tree at the door of his 
house on the same day ; and this custom 
is still scrupulously obserred. In the 
month of February, 1824, no less than 
thirteen individuals went through the 
above formalities. 

I am, &c. 

T. A. 



NATURALISTS 7 CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 42 61 . 



23. 



CHRONOLOGY. 

1821. John Keats, the poet, died, 
Virulent and unmerited attacks upon his 
literary ability, by an unprincipled and 
malignant reviewer, injured his rising 
reputation, overwhelmed his spirits, and 
he sunk into consumption. In that state 
he fled for refuge to the climate of Italy, 
caught cold on the voyage, and perished 
in Rome, at the early age of 25. Speci- 
mens of his talents" are in the former 
volume of this work. One of his last 
poems was in prospect of departure from 
his native shores. It is an 



Ode to a Nightingale. 



My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains 
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, 

Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains 
One minute past, and Lethe- wards- had sunk : 



251 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. FEBRUARY 23 255 

Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, 
But being too happy in thine happiness, 
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the tress, 

In some melodious plot 
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless, 
Singest of summer in full-throated ease. 

2. 
O, for a draught of vintage ! that hath been 

Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved earth, 
Tasting of Flora and the country green, 

Dance, and Provencal song, and sunburnt mirth! 

for a beaker full of the warm South, 
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, 

With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, 

And purple-stained mouth ; 
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, 
And with thee fade away into the forest dim : 

3. 
Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget 

What thou among the leaves hast never known, 
The weariness, the fever, and the fret 

Here, where men sit and hear each other groan ; 
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last grey hairs, 

Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and die? ; 
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow 

And leaden-eyed despairs, 
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, 
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow. 

4. 
Away ! away ! for I will fly to thee, 

Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, 
But on the viewless wings of Poesy, 

Though the dull brain perplexes and retards : 
Already with thee ! tender is the night, 

And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne, 
Cluster'd around by all her starry Fays ; 

But here there is no light, 
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown 

Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy wayi*. 

5. 

1 cannot see what flowers are at my feet, 

Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs, 
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet 

Wherewith the seasonable month endows 
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild ; 
White- hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine; 
Fast fading violets cover'd up in leaves ; 

And mid-May's eldest child, 
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine, 

The murmurous haunt of flies on summer evto. 

6. 

Darkling I listen ; and, for many a time 

I have been half in love with easeful Death, 
Call'd him soft names in many a mused rhyme, 

To take into the air my quiet breath ; 



253 THE EV ERA -DAY BOOK. FEBRUARY 24,25. 254 

Now more than ever seems it rich to die, 

To cease upon the midnight with no pain, 
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad 
In such an ecstasy ! 

Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain- 
To thy high requiem become a sod. 

7. 
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird ! 

No hungry generations tread thee down ; 
The voice I hear this passing night was heard 

In ancient days by emperor and clown : 
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path 

Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home, 
She stood in tears amid the alien corn ; 

The same that oft-times hath 
Charmed magic casements, opening on the foam 
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn. 

8. 
Forlorn ! the very word is like a bell 

To toll me back from thee to my sole self! 
Adieu ! the fancy cannot cheat so well 
As she is famed to do, deceiving elf. 
Adieu ! adieu ! thy plaintive anthem fades 
Past the near meadows, over the still stream, 
Up the hill-side ; and now 'tis buried deep 

In the next valley-glades : 
Was it a vision, or a waking dream ? 

Fled is that music : Do I wake or sleep ? 

This ode was included with " Lamia, mission, and the year and manner of his 

Isabella, the Eve of St. Agnes, and other death, though all concur in saying he was 

Poems," by John Keats, published by martyred. Dr. Cave affirms, that he 

Messrs. Taylor and Hessey, who, in an suffered by the cross. He is presumed 

advertisement at the beginning of the do have died A.D. 61 or 64. 
book, allude to the critical ferocity which 

lastened the poet's death. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. M Temperature ... 42 22. 

Mean Temperature. . . 41 57. 

24 - Jfebruarp 25. 

St. Matthias. Holiday at the Public 1826. Third Sunday in Lent. 

Offices. STORM SUPERSTITIONS. 

After the crucifixion, and the death of The stilling of the waves by oil is 

the traitor Judas, Peter, in the midst of briefly noticed at p. 192, and another in- 

.he disciples, they being in number about stance is subjoined. 
a hundred and twenty, proposed the 

election of an apostle in his stead, " and Oil for a fair Wind. 

they appointed two, Joseph, called Bar- C. W., in Dr. Aikin's Athenaeum, 

sabas, who was surnamed Justus, and says : " About twelve years ago, during 

Matthias : and they prayed" to be direct- my stay at Malta, I was introduced to the 

ed in their choice, " and they gave forth bey of Bengazi, in Africa, who was going 

their lots ; and the lot fell upon Matthias, with his family and a large retinue of 

and he was numbered with the eleven servants to Mecca. He very politely 

apostles." (Acts i. 23-26.) Writers dis- offered me and my companion a passage 

agree as to the particular places of his to Egypt. We embarked on board a 



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French brig which the bey had freighted, 
arid very unfortunately were captured by 
an English letter of marque within a few 
leagues of Alexandria. The captain, 
however, was kind enough to allow us to 
proceed, and as we lay becalmed for two 
days, the bey ordered three or four Turk- 
ish flags to be hoisted, and a flask of oil 
to be thrown overboard. On inquiring 
into the purport of the ceremony, we were 
informed that the flask would float to 
Mecca (a pretty long circumnavigation) 
and bring us a fair wind ! As we cast 
anchor in the port soon after, of course 
the ceremony had been propitious ; nor 
did we seek to disturb the credulity of a 
man who had treated us so kindly/' 

We know,- however, that there is " cre- 
dulity " on board English as well as Turk- 
ish vessels ; and that if our sailors do not 
send an oil flask to Mecca, they whistle 
for a wind in a perfect calm, and many 
seem as certainly to expect its appearance, 
as a boatswain calculates on the appear- 
ance of his crew when he pipes all hands. 
Navigation in the Clouds. 

Agobard, archbishop of Lyons, in the 
reign of Charlemagne, and his son, has 
the following passage in his book, " De 
Grandine." " In these districts, almost 
all persons, noble and plebeian, towns- 
men and rustics, old and young, believe 
that hail and thunder may be produced at 
the will of man, that is, by the incanta- 
tions of certain men who are Called Tem- 
pestarii." He proceeds : " We have seen 
and heard many who are sunk in such 
folly and stupidity, as to believe and as- 
sert, that there is a certain country, which 
they call Magonia, whence ships come in 
the clouds, for the purpose of carrying 
back the corn which is beaten off by the 
hail and storms, and which those aerial 
sailors purchase of the said Tempestani." 
Agobard afterwards affirms, that he him- 
self saw in a certain assembly four per- 
sons, three men and a woman, exhibited 
bound, as if they had fallen from these 
ships, who had been kept for some days 
in confinement, and were now brought 
out to be stoned in his presence ; but that 
he rescued them from the popular fury. 
He further says, that there were persons 
who pretended to be able to protect the 
inhabitants of a district from tempests, and 
that for this service they received a pay- 
ment in corn from the credulous country- 
men, which payment was called canoni- 
cum.* 

* Athenaeum. 



A Shrovetide Custom. 

It will appear on reading, that the 
annexed letter came too late for insertion 
under Shrove Tuesday. 

LUDLOW ROPE PULLING. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book 



Sir, 



Ludlotv, Shrove Tuesday, 
Feb. 7, 1826. 



Among the customs peculiar to this 
town, that of pulling a rope is not the 
least extraordinary. On Shrove Tuesday 
the corporation provide a rope three 
inches in thickness, and in length thirty- 
six yards, which is given out by a few of 
the members at one of the windows of 
the Market-hall at four o'clock ; when a 
large body of the inhabitants, divided 
into two parties, (the one contending for 
Castle-street and Broad-street Wards, and 
the other for Old-street and Corve-street 
Wards,) commence an arduous struggle; 
and as so\n as either party gains the vic- 
tory by pulling the rope beyond the pre- 
scribed limits, the pulling ceases ; which 
is, however, always renewed by a second, 
and sometimes by a third contest ; the 
rope being purchased by subscription 
from the victorious party, and given out 
again. In the end the rope is sold by 
the victors, and the money, which gene- 
rally amounts to two pounds, or guineas, 
is expended in liquor. I have this day 
been an eye-witness to this scene of con- 
fusion ; the rope was first gained by Old- 
street and Corve-street Wards, and se- 
condly by Castle-street and Broad-street 
Wards. It is supposed, that nearly 2000 
persons were actively employed on this 
occasion. 

Without doubt this singular custom is 
symbolical of some remarkable event, 
and a remnant of that ancient language 
of visible signs, which, says a celebrated 
writer, " imperfectly supplies the want of 
letters, to perpetuate the remembrance of 
public or private transactions." The 
sign, in this instance, has survived the 
remembrance of the occurrence it was 
designed to represent, and remains a 
profound mystery. It has been insinua- 
ted, that the real occasion of this custom 
is known to the corporation, but that for 
some reason or other, they are tenacious 
of the secret. An obscure tradition at- 
tributes this custom to circumstances 
arising out of the siege of Ludlow by 
Henry VI , when two parties arose within 



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the town, one supporting the pretensions 
of the duke of York, and the other wish- 
ing to give admittance to the king ; one 
of the bailiffs is said to have, headed the 
latter party. History relates, that in this 
contest many lives were lost, and that the 
bailiff, heading his party in an attempt to 
open Dinham gate,, fell a victim there. 

R. J 



NATURALISTS* CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 41 16. 

jfdbruarp 26. 

1826. Third Sunday in Lent. 

Penderill Family. 
1732, February 26. The title to an 



estate of 100/. per annum, which had been 
settled on the Penderill family " for pre- 
serving king Charles II. in the oak," was 
sued for on behalf of an infant claiming 
to be heir-at-law, and the issue was this 
day tried in the court of king's bench. It 
was proved that Mr. Penderill, after mar- 
rying the mother of the claimant, retired 
into Staffordshire two years before he died; 
that during that time he had no inter- 
course with his wife, and that the infant 
was born about the time of her husband's 
death. In consequence of this evidence 
a verdict was found for the defendant, 
and thereby the child was declared to be 
illegitimate.* 

* Gentleman's Magazine. 




A respected correspondent, S. G., not 
remembering to have met with a represent- 
ation of this remarkable seal in any work, 
and conceiving its appearance in the 
Every-Day Book may gratify many rea- 
ders, obligingly transmits a fine impres- 
sion, taken in February,! 826, from whence 
the present engraving has been made with 
at least as much fidelity as the antiquity 
of the original permitted. " This seal," 
he says, is quite distinct from the city 
seal. It is kept at the Mansion-house, in 
the custody of the gate-porter, and is now 

VOL. II. 61. 



used for the purpose of authenticating do- 
cuments forwarded to foreign countries 
upon affidavit sworn before the lord mayor: 
it is also used for sealing the precepts 
which are issued preparatory to St. 
Thomas's-day for the 'election of common 
councilmen arid ward officers." The fol- 
lowing is the inscriptioa round the seal, 
" Sigillum Officii Majoratus Civitatis 
Londini :" this legend is indistinct from 
wear. 

The history of this seal is especially re- 
markable, because it is connected with the 



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origin of the " dagger" in the city arms. 
On this subject Maitland and other his- 
torians have taken so much only from 
Stow as seemed to them to suit their pur- 
pose ; what that author relates, therefore, 
is here extracted verbatim. He introduces 
it by saying, " In the year 1381, William 
Walworth, then maior, a most provident, 
valiant, and learned citizen, did by his ar- 
rest of Wat Tyler, (a presumptuous rebell 
upon whom no man durst lay hands,) de- 
liver the king and kingdome from the dan- 
ger of most wicked traitors, and was for 
his service knighted in the field as before 
hath been related." In opposition to a 
notion which prevailed in his time, and 
prevails at present, that the " dagger" in 
the civic shield was an augmentation of 
the city arms upon occasion of Wai- 
worth's prowess in Smithfield, Stow says, 
" It hath also been, and is now growne 
to a common opinion, that in reward of 
this service done by the said William 
Walworth against the rebell, that king 
Richard added to the armes of this city 
(which was argent, a plaine crosse gules) 
a sword, or dagger, (for so they terme it,) 
whereof I have read no such record, but 
to the contrary. I finde that in the fourth 
yeere of king Richard the second, in a 
full assembly made in the upper chamber 
of the Guildhall, summoned by this Wil- 
liam Walworth, then maior, as well of 
aldermen as of the common councell in 
every ward, for certain affaires concern- 
ing the king, it was there by common 
consent agreed and ordained, that the 
old seale of the office of the maioralty of 
the city being very small, old, unapt, and 
uncomely for the honour of the city, 
should be broken, and one other new 
seale bee had ; which the said maior 
commanded to be made artificially, and 
honourably, for the exercise of the said 
office therafter, in place of the other. In 
which new seale, besides the images of 
Peter and Paul, which of old were rudely 
engraven, there should be under the feet 
of the said images a shield of the arms of 
the said city, perfectly graven, with two 
lyons supporting the same, and two ser- 
geants of arms : in the other part, one, 
and two tabernacles, in which, above, 
should stand two angels, between whom 
(above the said images of Peter and Paul) 
should be set the glorious Virgin. This 
being done, the old seale of the office was 
delivered to Richard Odiham, chamber- 
lain, who brake it, and in place thereof 
was delivered the new seale to the said 



maior, to use in his office of maioralty as 
occasion should require. This new seale 
seemeth to be made before William Wal- 
worth was knighted, for he is not there 
intituled Sir, as afterwards he was : and 
certain it is, that the same new seale then 
made, is now in use, and none other in 
that office of the maioralty ; which may 
suffice to answer the former fable, with- 
out showing of any evidence sealed with 
the old seale, which was the crosse, and 
sword of Saint Paul, and not the dago-er 
of William Walworth." 

On a partial citation of the preceding 
extract, in Maitland, it is observed by 
S. G., that " the seal at present in use was 
made in pursuance of the order above 
cited, may be deduced from the seal 
itself. In the centre, within a large and 
square compartment, are the effigies of 
Peter and Paul. The former has a mitre 
or tiara on his head, and is attired in the 
pall as bishop of the catholic church, and 
holds a crosier in his left hand. The 
latter saint is known by his usual attri- 
bute, the sword, which he sustains in his 
right hand : above each of these saints is 
a rich canopy. Beneath the compartment 
just described is a shield, bearing the 
present arms of the city, a cross, with a 
dagger in the dexter quarter, supported 
by two lions. It appears to have been 
surmounted with a low pointed arch. 
The centre compartment is flanked by 
two niches, with rich canopies and plinths ; 
in each is a demi-figure bearing a mace, 
and having on its head a triangular cap ; 
these figures, according to the above de- 
scription, are intended to represent two 
sergeants at arms. The canopies to these 
niches terminate in angular pedestals, 
sustaining kneeling statues in the act of 
paying adoration to the Virgin Mary, 
whose effigy, though much effaced, ap- 
pears in the centre niche at the top of the 
seal. From these representations on the 
seal before us, little doubt can remain 
that it is the same which has. been in use 
from the time of sir William Walworth 
to rtie present day. The canopies and 
stall work are of the period in which it is 
supposed to have been made, and are of 
similar design with those fine specimens 
which ornamented the late front of West- 
minster-hall, and the screen to the chapel 
of Saint Edward the Confessor in the 
abbey, and which are still to be seen in 
the restored portion of Westminster-hall, 
as well as the plaster altar-screen lately 
set up in the abbey church." 



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As Wat Tyler's insurrection was in 
1381, the fourth year of Richard II., 
and as that was the year wherein the 
old mayoralty seal was destroyed, and 
the present seal made, our obliging cor- 
respondent, S. G., deems it "a very rea- 
sonable opinion, which many authors 
have entertained on the subject, that the 
dagger in the city arms was really granted 
at that period, in commemoration of 
Walworth having given Tyler the blow 
with that instrument, which was the pre- 
lude to his death/' He says it is also 
further confirmed by the act of the as- 
sembly [the common council], which 
Maitland quotes [after Stow], inasmuch 
as one reason which appears to have been 
urged by them for destroying the old seal 
was on account of the same, at that time, 
being unbecoming the honour of the city, 
which, no doubt, referred to the addi- 
tion of the dagger, which had then lately 
been made to the arms : and it likewise 
goes on further to state, in reference 
thereto, " that beside the images of 
Saint Peter and Paul, was placed the 
shield of the arms of the said city well 
engraved." 

Our correspondent, S. G., will not 
conceive offence at a notion which varies 
from his own opinion ; and probably, 
on reperusing the quotation from Stow 
and the following remarks, he may see 
some reason to abate his present persua- 
sion. 

As a reason for the old seal, in the 
fourth year of Richard II., having been 
ordered by the common council to be 
broken, Stow says it was " very small, 
old, unapt, and uncomely for the honour 
of the city." His description seems to 
set forth its diminutive size and age, its 
" being very small, old," and " unapt," 
as the ground whereon they deemed it 
" uncomely for the honour of the city," 
and therefore caused the old seal to be 
destroyed, and a new one to be made. 
So far this appears to have been Stow's 
view of the matter; and should his autho- 
rity be regarded, our friend S. G, may 
appear to have too hastily assumed that 
the common council order for the de- 
struction of the old seal, as " unbecoming 
the honour of the city, no doubt referred 
to the addition of the dagger which had 
then lately been made to their arms." 
Unless Stow's testimony be disputed, it 
may not only be doubted, but positively 
denied, that the dagger " had then lately 
added to the city arms." Stow 



speaks of it as a " common opinion," 
when he wrote, that upon Walworth's 
striking Wat Tyler with his dagger 
Richard II. therefore " added a sword, or 
dagger, for so they terme it," he says, to 
the city arms ; " whereof," he adds, " I 
have read no such record, but to the con- 
trary." Then he takes pains to relate 
why the ancient seal was destroyed, and 
having stated the reasons already cited, 
he says, li this new seale," the seal now 
before us, " seemeth to be made before 
William Walworth was knighted, for he 
is not there intituled Sir, as he afterwards 
was." Afterwards comes Stow's conclu- 
sion upon the -whole matter : " Certaine it 
is," he says, " that the same new seale 
then made, is now in use, and none other 
in that office of the maioralty : which,'' 
mark his words, " which may suffice to 
answer the former fable, without shewing 
of any evidence sealed with the old seale, 
which was the crosse, and sword of St. 
Paul, and not the dagger of William 
Walworth." What Stow here calls the 
" former fable," was the " common opi- 
nion" stated by himself, " that king 
Richard added to the arms of this city 
(which [in the notion of those who enter- 
tained the opinion] was argent, a plain 
cross gules) a sword, or dagger." That 
the city arms before the time of Richard 
II. was merely " argent a plain cross 
gules," Stow clearly treats as a vulgar 
assumption, " whereof," he says, " I have 
read no such record, but" and these fol- 
lowing words are most notable, " BUT to 
the contrary" This, his declaration " to 
the contrary' being followed by his par- 
ticulars, just laid before the reader, con- 
cerning the present seal. Stow says, " may 
suffice to answer the former fable, with- 
out showing of any evidence sealed with 
the old seale:" that is, without showing 
or producing any document or writing 
" sealed with the old seale, which," to 
clench the matter, he positively affirms, 
" was the crosse, and sword of St. Paul, 
and not the dagger of William Wal- 
worth." 

The cathedral church of the city of 
London is dedicated to St. Paul, who 
suffered martyrdom by the sword, and 
" the old seale," related by Stow to have 
been destroyed, he says, "was the crosse, 
and sword of St. Paul." It therefore 
represented the present shield of the city 
arms, which, on Stow's showing, existed 
before the time of Wat Tyler's insurrec- 
tion, and are therefore " the crosse, and 



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sword of St. Paul, and not the dagger of 
William Walworth." 

To the communication with which the 
liberty of differing has been taken, in 
furtherance of its object to elucidate the 
arms of the metropolis, our respected 
correspondent S. G. adds, " The origin of 
the seal may no doubt be traced to the 
source from whence sir Henry Englefield, 
in his walk through Southampton, derives 
the seal cf the city of Winchester ; in 
speaking of which his opinion appears to 
be,that it was rirst used in consequence of an 
act passed for the benefit of merchants, in 
the reign of Edward I., which was after- 
wards greatly extended by the statute of 
Staples, passed in the 27th year of the 
reign of Edward III., whereby it was 
enacted that the commerce of wool, lea- 
ther, and lead should be carried on at 
certain towns, called Staple towns, of 
which several are not seaports but to 
each of these inland Staples a port is as- 
signed for entries. It was also further 
enacted, that in each Staple there should 
be a seal kept by the mayor of the Sta- 



In relation to this seal, Maitland sadly 
blunders. He says, * The ancient seal 
of this city having been laid aside in the 
fourth of Richard II., the present, whereof 
the annexed is a representation, was made 
in the same year, 1381." Then he annexes 
his " representation," purporting to be of 
this seal, which Stow so accurately de- 
scribes,, but, strange to say, he substitutes 
the " representation*' of a seal wholly 
different. (See his History of London, 
edit 1772, vol. ii. p. 1193.) It is astonish- 
ing that Maitland should have so erred, 
for (in vol. i. p. 138.) he describes the seal 
almost in Stow's words, and sufficiently 
at length to have saved him from the pal- 
pable mistake. 



Sealing- 

Our present common sealing-wax for 
letters was not invented till the sixteenth 
century.The earliest letter inEurope known 
to have been sealed with it, was written 
from London, August 3, 1554, to the 
-heingrave Philip Francis von Daun, by 
hig agent in England, Gerrard Herman. 
The wax is of a dark red, very shining, 
and the impression bears the initials of 
the writer's name, G. H. The next seal 
known in th? order of time is on a letter 



written in 1561 to the council of Gorlitz 
at Breslau : it is sealed in three places 
with beautiful red wax. There are two 
letters in 1563 from count Louis of Nas- 
sau to the landgrave William IV. ; one 
dated March 3, is sealed with red wax, 
the other, dated November 7, is sealed 
with black wax. In 1566 are two letters 
to the rheingrave Frederick von Daun, 
from his steward Charles de Pousol, in 
Picardy, dated respectively September 
the 2d, and September the 7th ; another 
from Pousol to the rheingrave, dated 
Paris, January 22, 1567, is sealed with 
red wax of a higher colour and apparently 
of a coarser quality. On the 15th of May, 
1571, Vulcob, a French nobleman, who 
the year before had been ambassador from 
the king of France to the court of Wey- 
mar, wrote a letter to that court sealed 
with red wax ; he sealed nine letters of a 
prior date with common wax. From an 
old expense book of 1616, in the records 
of Piessingburg, " Spanish wax, " and 
other writing materials, were ordered from 
a manufacturer of sealing-wax at Nurem- 
burg, for the personal use of Christian, 
margrave of Brandenburg. 

It has been conjectured that, as the 
oldest seals came from England and 
France, and as the invention is called 
" Spanish wax," it originated with the 
Spaniards ; but this is doubted. The first 
notice of sealing-wax occurs in a work by 
Garcia ab Orto, or Horto, entitled " Aro- 
matum et simplicium aliquot historia, &c." 
first printed in 1563, and afterwards at 
Antwerp in 1574, 8vo., in which latter 
edition it is mentioned at p. 33. The 
oldest printed receipt for sealing-wax is 
in a work entitled " Neu Titularbuch, 
&c., Durch Samuelen Zimmerman, burger 
zu Augspurg 1579," 4to; p. 112. The fol- 
lowing is a 

Translation. 

" To make hard sealing-wax, called 
Spanish wax, with which if letters be 
sealed they cannot be opened without 
breaking the seal Take beautiful clear 
resin, the whitest you can procure, and 
melt it over a slow charcoal fire. When 
it is properly melted, take it from the fire, 
and for every pound of resin add two 
ounces of cinnabar pounded very fine, 
stirring it about. Then let the whole cool, 
or pour it into cold water. Thus you will 
have beautiful red wax. 

" If you are desirous of having black 
wax, add lamp black to it. With smalt, 
or azure, you may make it blue ; with 



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white lead, white ; and with orpiment, 
yellow. 

" If instead of resin you melt purified 
turpentine, in a glass vessel, and give it 
any colour you choose, you will have a 
harder kind of sealing-wax, and not so 
orittle as the former." 

In these receipts there is uo mention of 
gum lac, which is at present the princi- 
pal ingredient in sealing-wax of the best 
quality. The name " Spanish wax," pro- 
bably imports no more than " Spanish 
flies," " Spanish gum," and several other 
" Spanish'* commodities ; for it was for- 
merly the custom to give all new things, 
particularly those which excited wonder, 
or excelled in quality, the appellation of 
" Spanish/'* 

Dutch sealing-wax, or wax with " brand 
well en vast houd," burn well and hold 
fast, impressed on each stick, was former- 
ly in great repute; but the legend having 
been constantly forged was no security 
against imposition. The " best Dutch 
sealing-wax" usually sold in the shops of 
London,' is often worse than that which 
inferior manufacturers stamp with the 
names of many stationers, who prefer a 
large profit to a good reputation. It is 
not an easy matter, in 1826, to get a stick 
of sealing-wax that will " burn well and 
holdfast." 

Wafers. 

The oldest letter yet found with a red 
wafer was written in 1624, from D. Krapf, 
at Spires, to the government at Bayreuth. 
Wafers are ascribed, by Labat, to Genoese 
economy. In the whole of the seven- 
teenth century they were only used by 
private persons ; on public seals they com- 
mence only in the eighteenth century .f 

Writing Ink. 

The ancient writing ink was a viscid 
mass like painter's colours, and therefore 
letters in ancient manuscript frequently 
appear in relief. J Pliny's writing ink is 
mentioned by Dr. Bancroft, according to 
whom it consisted of the simple ingre- 
dients in the following receipt. " Any 
person who will take the trouble of mix- 
ing pure lamp black with water, thickened 
a little by gum, may obtain an ink of no 
despicable quality in other respects, and 
with the advantage of being much less 
liable to decay by age, than the ink now 



* Reckmann. 

t Fosbrokc's Diet, of Antiquities. Fkckmann, 

t Fosbroke's Diet, ol Antii(uitif 



in common use." It should be observed, 
however, that every black pigment mixed 
with gum or size can be soon and easily 
washed out again with water. 



It is not purposed to make this a " Re- 
ceipt Book, ' yet, as connected with this 
subject, two or three really good receipts 
may be of essential service, at some time 
or other, to many readers. For instance, 
artists, and other individuals who require 
it, may easily manufacture a black pig- 
ment in the following manner, with a cer- 
tainty of its being genuine, which can 
scarcely be placed in the article sold at 
most shops 

A pure Lamp Black. 

Suspend over a lamp a funnel of tin 

Elate, having above it a pipe to convey 
om the apartment the smoke which es- 
capes from the lamp. Large mushrooms 
of a very black carbonaceous matter, and 
exceedingly light, will be formed at the 
summit of the cone. This carbonaceous 
part is carried to such a state of division 
as cannot be given to any other matter 
by grinding it on a piece of porphyry. 
This black goes a great way in every kind 
of painting. It may be rendered drier 
by calcination in close vessels ; and it 
should be observed that the funnel ought 
to be united to the pipe, which conveys 
off the smoke, by means of wire, because 
solder would be melted by the flame of 
the lamp.* 

Receipts for Ink. 

Chaptal the eminent chemist, after nu- 
merous experiments regarding writing 
ink, concludes, that the best ingredients 
and proportions are the following, viz: 
two parts of galls, in sorts, bruised, and 
one part of logwood chipped ; these are 
to be boiled in twenty-five times their 
weight of water for the space of two 
hours, adding a little water from time to 
time, according to the evaporation. The 
decoction so made, he bays, will com- 
monly mark from 3 to 3^ degrees upon 
the hydrometer of Beaume, equal to 
about 1022 of the common standard. 
At the same time a solution of gum ara- 
bic is to be made with warm water, until 
the latter will dissolve no more of the 
former. This solution will mark 14 or 
15 degrees, equal to about 110. A solu- 
tion of calcined sulphate of iron is also 

* Tingrj. 



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to ba made, and concentrated so that it 
will mark 10 degrees, equal to about 
J071. And to this as much sulphate of 
ropper is to be added as will be equal to 
one-twelfth part of the galls employed to 
make the decoction. The several matters 
being so prepared, six measures of the 
decoction are to be mixed with four 
measures of the solution of gum; and to 
this mixture from three to four measures 
of the metallic solution are to be added, 
by a little at a time, mixing the several 
matters each time by shaking. Ink so 
made, will, he says, form no sediment : 
and he estimates the proportions of solid 
matters contained in it to be five hundred 
parts of gums, four hundred and sixty- 
two parts of the extract of galls and log- 
wood, and four hundred and eighty-one 
parts of metallic oxides. 

Dr. Bancroft, who gives these particu- 
lars from Chaptal, proposes the following, 
as being generally the most suitable pro- 
portions for composing the best and most 
lasting writing ink, viz : 

Take of good Aleppo galls, in sorts, 
coarsely powdered, twelve ounces, and of 
chipped logwood six ounces; boil these 
in five quarts of soft water two hours, and 
strain off the decoction whilst hot ; then 
put to the residuum as much boiling 
water as, when properly stirred, strained, 
and added to the former, will suffice to 
make the whole of the decoction equal to 
one gallon ; add to this five ounces of 
sulphate of iron, with the same quantity 
of gum arabic, and two ounces of good 
dry muscovado sugar ; let these be all 
dissolved, and well mixed by stirring. 

A calcination of the sulphate of iron, 
which Chaptal, Proust, and some others 
have recommended, Dr. Bancroft does 
not regard as of much importance ; for, 
he says, though the ink may be thereby 
made to attain its utmost degree of dark- 
ness, almost immediately, yet the strong 
disposition which ink has to absorb oxy- 
gen from the atmosphere until saturated 
therewith, will enable it, without such 
calcination, to attain an equal degree of 
blackness, in a day or two, according to 
the temperature of the air, if the latter be 
allowed free access to it. For reasons 
which he also states, he omits the sulphate 
of copper ; though he observes that, if any 
portion of that metal were deemed bene- 
ficial, he should prefer verdigrise to the 
sulphate, the latter containing a much 
larger proportion of acid than even the 
sulphate of iron, and being, therefore, 



more likely to render the ink corrosive 
He regards gurn as highly iiseful to retard 
the separation and subsidence of iti 
black part, or compound of colouring 
matter and iron, previous to its applica- 
tion to paper, as well as to hinder it, when 
used, from spreading and penetrating too 
far. 

Indelible Writing Ink. 
M. Chaptal remarks, that, since the 
oxygenated muriatic acid had been found 
cap'able of discharging the colour of com- 
mon writing ink, both from parchment 
and paper,without injuring their texture, it 
had been fraudulently employed to efface 
particular parts or words of deeds, con- 
tracts, or other writings, for which others 
had been substituted, leaving the signa- 
tures untouched. In consequence of 
these frauds, the commercial parts of 
society, as well as governments, were 
solicitous for the discovery of some com- 
position, which might be employed in- 
stead of common writing ink, without 
its defects ; therefore Chaptal, (being 
then minister of the interior of France, 
and possessed of great chemical science,) 
as might be expected, occupied him- 
self particularly with that subject ; and 
he states, that up to the then present time, 
the composition which had been found 
most useful for this purpose, consisted of 
a solution of glue in water, with which a 
sufficient portion of lamp black and a 
little sea salt were intimately mixed, by 
rubbing them together on marble. This 
composition was made sufficiently thin 
by water, to flow readily from the pen ; 
and he describes it as being capable of 
resisting the action, not merely of cold, 
but of boiling water, and also of acids, 
alkalies, and spirit of wine ; and attended 
with no inconvenience but that of abra- 
sion by being rubbed. 

It is observed by Dr. Bancroft, that 
v/hen lamp black has been incorporated 
v/ith common ink, by first rubbing the 
former in a mortar with a mucilage of 
gum arabic, the writing done with it 
could not be rendered invisible by the 
application of muriatic acid ; and, doubt- 
less, such an addition of lamp black would 
hinder the letters from ever becoming 
illegible by age, at least within any length 
of time which the paper and parchment 
could be expected to last. But ink made 
with this addition would require to be 
frequently shaken or stirred, as the lamp 



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black would otherwise be apt to separate 
and subside. 

In the making of indelible ink, the re- 
ceipt for lamp black before given may be 
of considerable importance. 

Calico Printing. 

Perhaps no object has more engaged 
" the ingenious chemist's art" than this, 
and leave is craved to conclude this diver- 
sion from the mayoralty seal of London, 
by what may be serviceable to some who 
are actively engaged in an extensive branch, 
from whence our private chambers, and 
the dresses of our wives and daughters, 
derive continual improvement. 

Prosubstantive, or Chemical Black, for 

Calico Printers. 

" Some years ago," says Dr. Bancroft, 
" I purchased of a calico printer, possess- 
ing great knowledge of the principles arid 
practice of his art, the secret of a compo- 
sition which he had employed with suc- 
cess, as a prosubstantive black, and which, 
as far as I can judge from experiments 
upon a small scale, deserved the high 
commendations which he bestowed upon 
it : and though I have never obtained the 
smallest pecuniary advantage from this 
purchase, in any way, I will here give 
the full benefit of it to the public. The 
following was his recipe, with some ab- 
breviations of language : viz. Take two 
pounds of the best mixed galls, in powder, 
and boil them in one gallon of vinegar, 
until their soluble part is extracted, or 
dissolved ; then strain off the clear de- 
coction, and add to the residuum of the 
galls as much water as will be equal to 
the vinegar evaporated in boiling ; stir 
them a little, and after allowing the pow- 
dered galls time to subside, strain off' the 
clear liquor, and mix it with the former 
decoction, adding to the mixture six 
ounces of sulphate of iron ; and this being 
dissolved, put to it six ounces more of 
sulphate of iron, after it has been pre- 
viously mixed with, and dissolved by, 
half of its weight of single aquafortis ; let 
this be stirred, and equally dispersed 
through the mixture, which is to be thick- 
ened by dissolving therein a sufficient 
quantity of gum tragacanth, (of which a 
very small proportion will suffice.) Ca- 
lico, after being printed or pencilled with 
this mixture, should, when the latter is 
sufficiently dried, be washed in lime 
water, to remove the gum and superfluous 
colour, and then either streamed or well 
rinsed in clear water. This composition 



270 

has not been found to weaken, or injure, 
the texture of calico printed or pencilled 
with it, and the colour is thought unob- 
jectionable in regard to its blackness and 
durability." 

It is added by Dr. Bancroft, that 
" when sulphate of iron is mixed with 
aquafortis, the latter undergoes a decom- 
position ; the oxygen of the nitric acid 
combining with the iron, and raising it to 
a much higher degree of oxidation ; the 
result of these operations is the production 
of a fluid which has the consistence and 
smooth appearance of oil, and 'which 
(though the name may not be quite unex- 
ceptionable) I will call a nitre- sulphate 
of iron. 1 have been induced to believe, 
from several trials, that a better prosub- 
stantive black than any other within my 
knowledge may be formed, by taking a 
decoction, containing in each gallon the 
soluble matter of two pounds of the best 
galls, in sorts, and when cold, adding to 
it for each gallon twelve ounces of sul- 
phate of iron, which had been previously 
mixed with half its weight of single aqua- 
fortis, (of which one wine pint should 
weigh about twenty ounces,) and, by the 
decomposition just described, converted 
to the nitro-sulphate of iron just mentioned. 
By thus employing twelve ounces of sul- 
phate of iron, oxygenated by nitric acid, 
instead of six ounces of the latter, with 
six ounces of the green sulphate in its 
ordinary state, an improvement in the 
colour seems, by my experiments, to have 
been invariably produced, and without 
any corroding or hurtful action upon the 
fibres of the cotton." 
. With these scientific receipts and sug- 
gestions it may be agreeable to close 
Matters of this kind have not been before 
introduced, nor is it purposed to repeat 
them ; and those who think they are out 
of place at present, may be asked to re- 
collect whether any of themselves ever 
obtained knowledge of any kind that, at 
some period or other, did not corne 
into use ? 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . 40 72. 



CHRONOLOGY. 

A Scotch newspaper of the 27th of 
February, 1 753, relates, that on the pre- 
ceding Wednesday se'nnight, the river 



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Tweed was dried up from six o'clock in 
the morning to six in the evening, the 
current having been entirely suspended. 
On the 20th of February, 1748, the river 
Sark, near Philipston, in the parish of 
Kirk Andrews upon Eske, and the Lid- 
del, near Penton, in the same parish,were 
both dry. At the same time other rivers 
also lost their waters. These remarkable 
phenomena are naturally accounted for in 
the " Gentleman's Magazine for 1753," 
vol. xxiii. p. 156. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 41 39. 

jftbruarp 28. 

Dr. Johnson. 

It was recorded in the daily journals, 
on the 28th of February, 1755, that 
" the university of Oxford, in full convo- 
cation, unanimously conferred the degree of 
master of arts on the learned Mr. Samuel 
Johnson, author of the New English 
Dictionary." Such a testimony to dis- 
tinguished merit, from a learned univer- 
sity, was, perhaps, such a reward as Dr. 
Johnson appreciated more highly than 
others of more seeming worth ; the pub- 
licity given to it at the time is evidence 
of the notoriety he had attained by his 
literary labours, and of the interest taken 
in his fame by every class of society. He 
taught and admonished all ranks, in a 
style that charmed by its luxuriant ampli- 
fication of simple truths, when the ma- 
jority of people refused the wholesome 
labour of reflection. Johnson's ethical 
writings verify the remark of a shrewd 
writer, that " a maxim is like an ingot of 
gold, which you may draw out to any 
length you please." 



Gin Lane. 

The "Historical Chronicle" of the 
" Gentleman's Magazine," notices that 
on this day, in the year 1736, a proposal 
was submitted to the house of commons 
" for laying such a duty on distilled spi- 
rituous liquors as might prevent the ill 
consequences of the* poorer sort drinking 
them to excess," whereon it takes occa- 
sion to adduce the following fact: " We 
have observed some signs, where such 
liquors are retailed, with the following 
inscriptions, Drunk for a penny, dead 
drunk for twopence, clean straw for 
nothing." This record establishes the 
reality of the inscription in Hogarth's 
fearful print of " Gin-lane," and marks 
a trait in the manners of that period, 
which, to the credit of the industrious 
classes of society, has greatly abated. 

Drunkenness exists nowhere but in the 
vicious or the irresolute. " Give a poor 
man work and you will make him rich." 
Give a drunkard work and he will only 
keep sober till he has earned enough to 
drink again and get poor. While he is 
drinking he robs himself of his time ; 
drinking robs him of his understanding 
and health ; when he is unfit or disin- 
clined to work he will lie to avoid it ; and 
if he succeeds in deceiving, he will pro- 
bably turn thief. Thus a drunkard is not 
to be relied on either for true speaking, 
or honest principle ; and therefore those 
who see that drinking leads to falsehood 
and dishonesty, never attach credit to 
what a drunkard says, nor trust him within 
reach of their property. 



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MARCH. 

Now husbandman and hinds in March preparo, 
And order take, against the teeming year, 
Survey their lands, and keep a good look out 
To get their fields and farms well fenc'd about. 
Now careful gard'ners, during sunny days, 
Admit to greenhouses the genial rays : 
Vines, espaliers, and standard trees demand 
The pruner's skilful eye, and ready hand ; 
And num'rous shoots and roots court the i i d toil 
Of transplantation, or another soil. 



In the " Mirror of the Months" it is 
observed, that at this season a strange com- 
motion may be seen and heard among the 
winded creatures, portending momentous 
matters. The lark is high up in the cold 
air before daylight, and his chosen mis- 



tress is listening to him down among the 
dank grass, with the dew still upon her 
unshaken wing. The robin, too, has left 
off, for a brief season, his low plaintive 
piping, which it must b confessed was 
poured forth for his! own exclusive satis- 



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faction, and, reckoning on his spruce 
looks and sparkling eyes, issues his quick 
peremptory love-call, in a somewhat un- 
gallant and husband-like manner. 

The sparrows, who have lately been 
sulking silently about from tree to tree, 
with ruffled plumes and drooping wings, 
now spruce themselves up till they do not 
look half their former size ; and if it were 
not pairing-time, one might fancy that 
there was more of war than of love in 
their noisy squabblings. 

Now, also, the ants first begin to show 
themselves from their subterranean 
sleeping-rooms ; those winged abortions, 
the bats, perplex the eyes of evening 
wanderers by their seeming ubiquity; 
and the owls hold scientific converse with 
each other at half a mile distance. 

Now, quitting the country till next 
month, we find London all alive, Lent 
and Lady-day notwithstanding; for the 
latter is but a day after all ; and he must 
have a very countrified conscience who 
cannot satisfy it as to the former, by doing 
penance once or twice at an oratorio, and 
hearing comic songs sung in a foreign 
tongue ; or, if this does not do, he may 
fast if he please, every Friday, by eating 
salt fish in addition to the rest of his fare. 



During this month some birds that took 
refuge in our temperate climate, from the 
rigour of the arctic winters, now begin to 
leave us, and return to the countries 
where they were bred ; the redwing-thrush, 
fieldfare, and woodcock, are of this kind, 
and they retire to spend their summer in 
Norway, Sweden, and other northern re- 



gions. The reason why these birds quit 
the north of Europe in winter is evidently 
to escape the severity of the frost ; but 
why at the approach of spring they should 
return to their former haunts is not so 
easily accounted for. It cannot be want 
of food, for if during the winter in this 
country they are able to subsist, they may 
fare plentifully through the rest of the 
year ; neither can their migration be caused 
by an impatience of warmth, for the sea- 
son when they quit this country is by no 
means so hot as the Lapland summers ; 
and in fact, from a few stragglers or 
wounded birds annually breeding here, 
it is evident that there is nothing in our 
climate or soil which should hinder them 
from making this country their perma- 
nent residence, as the thrush, blackbird, 
and other of their congeners, actually do. 
The crane, the stork, and other birds, 
which used formerly to be natives of our 
island, have quitted it as cultivation and 
population have extended ; it is probable, 
also, that the same reason forbids the 
fieldfare and redwing-thrush, which are 
of a timorous, retired disposition, to make 
choice of England as a place of sufficient 
security to breed in.* 

In this month commences the yeaning 
season of those gentle animals whose 
clothing yields us our own, and engages 
in its manufacture a large portion of hu- 
man industry and ingenuity. The poet of 
" The Fleece" beautifully describes and 
admonishes the shepherd of the accidents 
to which these emblems of peace and 
innocence are exposed, when " abroad in 
the meadows beside of their dams." 



Spread around thy tend'rest diligence 
In flow'ry spring-time, when the new-dropt lamb, 
Tott'ring with weakness by his mother's side, 
Feels the fresh world about him ; and each thorn, 
Hillock, or furrow, trips his feeble feet : 
O, guard his meek sweet innocence from all 
Th' innumerous ills, that rush around his life : 
Mark the quick kite, with beak and ta-lons prone, 
Circling the skies to snatch him from the plain ; 
Observe the lurking crows ; beware the brake, 
There the sly fox the careless minute waits ; 
Nor trust thy neighbour's dog, nor earth, nor sky ; 
Thy bosom to a thousand cares divide. 
Eurus oft slings his hail ; the tardy fields 
Pay not their promis'd food ; and oft the dam 
O'er her weak twins with empty udder mourns, 



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Or fails to guard, when the bold bird of prey 
Alights, and hops in many turns around, 
And tires her also turning : to her aid 
Be nimble, and the weakest, in thine arms, 
Gently convey to the warm cote, and oft, 
Between the lark's note and the nightingale's, 
His hungry bleating still with tepid milk ; 
In this soft office may thy children join, 
And charitable habits learn in sport : 
Nor yield him to himself, ere vernal airs 
Sprinkle thy little croft with daisy flowers. 



Dyer, 



l. 

St. David's Day. 

To the particulars connected with this 
anniversary, related in vol. i. p. 317-322, 
may be added that Coles, in his " Adam 
in Eden," says, concerning leeks, " The 
gentlemen in Wales have them in great 
regard, both for their feeding, and to 
wear in their hats upon St. David's day." 

It is affirmed in the " Royal Apoph- 
thegms" of James I., that " the Welchmen 
in commemoration of the Great Fight by 
the Black Prince of Wales, do wear Leeks 
as their chosen ensign." 

Mr. Brand received through the late 
Mr. Jones, Welsh bard to the king, as 
prince of Wales, a transcript of the fol- 
lowing lines from a MS. in the British 
Museum. 

I like the leeke above all herbes and flowers. 
When first we wore the same the feild was 

ours. 
The leeke is white and greene, wherby is 

ment 

That Britaines are both stout and eminent ; 
Next to the lion and the unicorn, 
The leeke's the fairest emblyn that is worne. 
Harl. MS. 1977. 

The bishop's " Last Good Night," a 
single sheet satire, dated 1642, has a 
stanza which runs thus : 

" Landaff, provide for St. David's day, 
Lest the leeke, and red-herring run away : 
Are you resolved to go or stay ? 

You are called for, Landaff: 

Come in, Landaff." 

There is the following proverb on this 
day: 

*' Upon St. David's day, put oats and barley 
in the clay." Ray. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature. . . 42 27 



Strange Narrative. 

A rare quarto tract alleges some extra- 
ordinary appearances in Ireland on this 
day in the year 1679. It is here reprinted 
verbatim, beginning with the title-page : 
viz. 

A TRUE ACCOUNT of divers most 
strange and prodigious APPARITIONS 
seen in the Air at Poins-town, in the 
county of Tipperary, in Ireland : March 
the second, 1 678-9. Attested by Sixteen 
Persons that were Eye-witnesses. Pub- 
lished at Dublin, and thence communi- 
cated hither. Licensed, 1679. London: 
printed for L. C., 1 679. 

Upon the second day of this present 
month, being Sunday in the evening, near 
sun-set, several gentlemen and others, 
hereinafter named, walked forth into the 
fields, and the sun going down behind a 
hill, and appearing somewhat bigger than 
ordinary, they discourst about it, direct- 
ing their eyes towards the place where the 
sun set. 

When one of the company observed in 
the air, near the place where the sun went 
down, an arm of a blackish blew colour, 
with a ruddy complexioned hand at one 
end and at the other end a cross piece, 
with a ring fastned to the middle of it, 
like one end of an anchor, which stood 
still a while, and then made northwards, 
and so disappeared; while they were 
startled at the sight which they all ?a*/v, 
and wondred what it should be and mean, 
there appeared at a great distance in the 
air, from the same part of the sky, some- 
thing like a ship coming towards them ; 
and so near to them it came, that they 
could distinctly perceive the masts, sails, 
tacklings, and men ; she then seemed to 
tack about, and sailed with the stern fore- 
most, northwards, upon a dark, smooth 
sea, (not ?ppn before,) which stretched 



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itself from south-west to the north-west ; 
having seemed thus to sail for some few 
minutes, she sunk by degrees into the sea, 
her stern first, and as she sunk, they per- 
ceived her men plainly running up the 
tackling, in the fore-part of the ship, as it 
were, to save themselves from drowning. 
The ship disappearing, they all sate 
down on a green bank, talking of, and 
wondring at what they had seen, for a 
small space, and then appeared (as that 
ship had done) a fort, or high place strong- 
ly fortifyed, with somewhat like a castle on 
the top of it : out of the sides of which, 
by reason of some clouds of smoake, and 
a flash of fire suddenly issuing out, they 
concluded some shot to be made. The 
fort then immediately was divided into 
two parts, which were in an instant trans- 
formed into two exact ships, like the other 
they had seen, with their heads towards 
each other. That towards the south, 
seemed to chase the other with its stern 
foremost, northwards, till it sunk with its 
stern first, as the first ship had done. The 
other ship sayled sometime after, and then 
sunk with its head first. It was observed, 
that men were running upon the decks in 
these two ships, but they did not see them 
climb up, as in the last ship, excepting one 
man, whom they saw distinctly to get up 
with much haste upon the very top of the 
bowsprit of the second ship, as they were 
sinking. They supposed the two last 
ships were engaged and fighting, for they 
saw like bullets rouling upon the sea, 
while they were both visible. 

The ships being gone, the company 
rose, and were about to go away, when 
one of them perswaded the rest to stay, 
and said, he saw some little black thing 
coming towards them, which he believed 
would be worth their observation, then 
some of the rest observed the same ; 
whereupon, they sate down again, and 
presently there appeared a chariot, some- 
what like that which Neptune is repre- 
sented riding in, drawn with two horses, 
which turned as the ships had done, north- 
ward. And immediately after it, came a 
strange frightful creature, which they con- 
cluded to be some kind of serpent, hav- 
ing an head like a snake, and a knotted 
bunch or bulk at the other end, something 
resembling a snail's house. 

This monster came suddenly behind 
the chariot, and gave it a sudden violent 
blow, then out of the chariot straight 
leaped a bull and a dog, which following 
him seemed to bait him : these also went 



northward, as the former phenomena had 
done, the bull first holding his head down- 
ward, then the dog, and then the chariot, 
till they all sunk down one after another, 
about the same place, and just in the same 
manner as the former. 

These last meteors being vanished, there 
were several appearances like ships, and 
other things, in the same place, and after 
that like order with the former ; but the 
relators were so surprised and pleased 
with what they had seen, especially with 
the bull and dog, that they did not much 
observe them ; and besides, they were not 
so visible as the rest, the night drawing 
on so fast, that they could not well dis- 
cern them. 

The whole time of the vision or repre- 
sentation lasted near an hour, and it was 
observable, that it was a very clear and a 
very calm evening, no cloud seen, no mist, 
nor any wind stirring. All the pheno- 
mena came out of the west, or south-west. 
They seemed very small, and afar off, and 
at first seemed like birds at a good dis- 
tance, and then being come to the place, 
where there was the appearance of a sea, 
they were discerned plainly in their just 
proportion. They all moved northwards, 
the ships, as appeared by their sails, went 
against the wind ; they all sunk out of 
sight, much about the same place. When 
they disappeared, they did not dilate 
themselves, and become invisible as clouds 
do, but every the least part of them, was 
as distinctly seen at the last, as they had 
been all along. The height of the scene 
on which these meteors moved, was about 
as much above the horizon, as the sun is 
being half an hour high. Of the whole 
company, there was not any one but saw 
all those things, as above written ; all 
agreed in their notions and opinions about 
them, and were all the while busie talking 
concerning what they saw, either much 
troubled, or much pleased, according to 
the nature of the appearance. 

The names of the persons who saw the 
foregoing passage : 

Mr.Allye, a minister, living near the place. 
Lieutenant Dunstervile and his son. 
Mr. Grace, his son-in-law. 
Lieutenant Dwine, 1 Scholars and 
Mr. Dwine, his brother, I Travellers. 
Mr. Christopher Hewelson. 
Mr. Richard Foster. 
Mr. Adam Hewelson. 
Mr. Bates, a schoolmaster 
Mr. Larkin. 



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Mrs. Dunstervile, 

her daughter-in-law, 

her maiden-daughter. 
Mr. Dwine's daughter. 
Mrs. Grace, hei daughter. 

This account was given by Mr. C. 
Hewelson and Mr. R. Foster, two of the 
beforenamed spectators : and when it was 
related, a servant of Mr. C. H., being 
present, did confirm the truth of it ; af- 
firming, that ho and others of the servants 
being then tog< ther at Poins-town, in ano- 
ther place, saw the very same sights, and 
did very much wonder' at them. Finis. 



This wonderful wonder is worthy of 
preservation, for the very reason thai 
renders it scarcely worthy of remark. It 
was a practice, before the period when 
the preceding tract was printed, for par- 
tisans to fabricate and publish strange 
narratives in behalf of the side they pre- 
tended to aid, with the further view of 
blackening or injuring those whom they 
opposed. Such stories were winked at 
as " pious frauds," and found ready sale 
among the vulgar. As parties declined, 
the business of the writers and venders 
of such productions declined, and some 
among them of desperate fortune resorted 
to similar manufactures on any subject 
likely to astonish the uninformed. The 
present "True Account" may be regard- 
ed as a curious specimen of this kind of 
forgery. The pamphlet was printed in 
London ; the scene being laid in Ireland, 
it probably never reached Poins-town, 
and if it even travelled thither, the 
chance is that there were only a few who 
could read it, and certainly none of those 
few were interested in its contradiction. 
At the present time it is common in 
Somersetshire to hear a street-hawker 
crying, " A wonderful account of an 
apparition that appeared in Hertford- 
shire," and selling his papers to an admir- 
ing crowd ; the same fellow travelling into 
Hertfordshire, there cries the very same 
" Apparition that appeared in Somerset- 
shire ;" and his printed account equally 
well authenticates it to a similarly consti- 
tuted audience. 



NATURALISTS 7 CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 42 * 80. 



3. 



St. Winwaloe. 

This saint is called Winwaloc, by fa- 
ther Cressy, and Winwaloke by father 
Porter. 

St. Winwaloe's father, named Fragan, 
or Fracan, was nearly related to Cathoun, 
one of the kings or princes of Wales. In 
consequence of Saxon invasions, Fragan 
emigrated from Wales to Armorica, where 
the spot he inhabited is " called from him 
to this day Plou-fragan." Whether Win- 
waloe was born there or in Wales is 
uncertain ; but he was put under St. Bu- 
doc, a British abbot of a monastery in 
Isleverte, near the isle of Brebat, from 
whence with other monks he travelled, till 
they built themselves a monastery at 
Landevenech, three leagues from Brest. 

He died in 529, at an advanced age. * 

Father Cressy says, that St. Winwaloe 
worked many miracles ; " among which 
the most stupendous was his raising a 
young man to life." He further tells, that 
" St. Patrick presented himself to him in 
a vision, with an angelicall brightnes, 
and having a golden diadem on his head," 
and told him he paid him a visit, to pre- 
vent Winwaloe, who desired to see him, 
" so tedious a journey by sea and land." 
St. Patrick in this interview foretold St. 
Winwaloe so much, that the father of his 
monastery released him with the other 
monks before-mentioned, that they might 
become hermits ; for which purpose they 
travelled, till, wanting a ship, St. Win- 
waloe struck the sea with his staff, which 
opened a passage for them, and they 
walked through singing, and dryshod, 
" himself marching in the front, the wa- 
ters on both sides standing like walls." 
Father Cressy says, that St. Winwaloe 
never sat in the church ; that " every day 
he repeated the hundred and fifty psalms ;" 
that to his bed he had neither feathers nor 
clothes, "but instead of feathers he strewed 
under him nutshells, and instead of 
blankets, sand mingled with pebbles, and 
two great stones under his head ;" that 
he wore the same clothes night and day ; 
that his bread was made with half of 
barley and half of ashes ; that his other 
diet was a mixture of meal and cabbage 
without fat ; and that " he took this refec- 
tion once, only in two, and sometimes 
three dayes." 



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Besides other particulars, Cressy adds, 
that " a town in Shropshire, called even 
in the Saxons' time Wenlock, (which 
seems a contraction fromWinwaloc,) from 
him took its denomination." 

He vanquisheth the Devil, fyc. 

So father Porter entitles one of his par- 
ticulars concerning St. Winwaloe, which 
he relates in his " Flowers of the Saincts" 
in these words : " The devill envying soe 
great sanctitie, endeavoured with his 
hellish plotts to trouble and molest his 
pious labours, appeared unto him as he 
prayed in his oratorie, in the most uglie 
and horrid shapes that the master of wick- 
ednes could invent, vomitting out of his 
infernall throate manie reprochfull wordes 
against him ; when he nothing dismayed 
thereat, courageously proceeded in his 
devotions, and brandishing the chief 
armes of life, the holy crosse, against that 
black messenger of death, he compelled 
him to vanish away in confusion." 

St Winwaloe and the cruel Goose. 

Bishop Patrick, in his " Reflexions upon 
the Devotions of the Roman Church/ 7 
cites from the latin "Acts of the Saints," 
a miracle which is quite as miraculous 
as either of the preceding. " A sister of 
St. Winwaloe had her eye plucked out by 
a goose, as she was playing. StWinwaloc 
was taught by an angel a sign whereby to 
know that goose from the rest, and having 
cut it open, found the eye in its entrails, 
preserved by the power of God unhurt, 
and shining like a gem ; which he took 
and put it again in its proper place, and 
recovered his sister ; and was so kind also 
to the goose as to send it away alive, after 
it had been cut up, to the rest of the 
flock." 



WINNOLD FAIR, NORFOLK. 

A correspondent, whose signature has 
before appeared, transmits the annexed 
communication concerning the hamlet of 
Winnold, and the fair held there annually 
on this day. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
A priory, dedicated to St. Winwaloe, 
was founded by the family of the earls of 
Clare, before the seventh year of king John, 
(1206,) in a hamlet, (thence calfed, by 
corruption, the hamlet of Whinwall, Win- 
nold t or ffynhold,) belonging to the parish 
of Wereham, in Norfolk, as a cell to the 



abbey of Mounstroll, of the order of St. 
Bennet, in the diocese of Amiens, in 
France. In 1321, the abbot and convent 
sold it to Hugh Scarlet, of London, who 
conveyed it to the lady Elizabeth de 
Burso, the sister and coheir of Gilbert, 
earl of Clare, and she afterwards gave it 
to West Dereham abbey, situate a few 
miles from Wereham. At the general dis- 
solution it was valued, with West Dere- 
ham, at252/. 12*. lid. (Speed,) and 228J. 
(Dugdale.) Little of the priory is now 
remaining, except a part which is thought 
to have been the chapel. 

A fair for horses and cattle on this day, 
which was originally kept in this hamlet 
of ffinnold, has existed probably from 
the foundation of the priory, as it is men- 
tioned in the tenth of Edward III. (1337,) 
when the priory and the fair were given 
to West Dereham abbey. Though the 
abbey and priory, as establishments, are 
annihilated, the fair (probably from its 
utility) has continued with reputation to 
the present day. Soon after the dissolu- 
tion, it was removed to the adjoining parish 
of Wimbotsham,and continued to be held 
there till within the last thirty years, when 
it was again removed a few miles further, 
to the market town of Downham, as a 
more convenient spot, and is now kept in 
a field there, called, for reasons unknown, 
" the Howdell," and is at this time a very- 
large horse and cattle fair ; but, though it 
has undergone these removals, it still re- 
tains its ancient, original appellation of 
"fPinnold Fair."* This fair, which is 
perhaps of greater antiquity than any now 
kept in the kingdom, will probably pre- 
serve the memory of St. Winnold, in the 
west of Norfolk and the adjoining coun- 
ties, for centuries to come, above the 
whole host of his canonized brethren. He 
is also commemorated, by the following 
traditional West Norfolk proverbial dis- 
tich : 
" First comes David, next comes Chad, 

And then comes Winnold as though he was 

mad 

noticing the two previous days in March, 
(the first and second,) and in allusion to 
the prevalence of windy weather at this 
period. Whether St. Winnold, in the 
zenith of his fame, was remarkable for an 
irascibility of temper, I am not en- 
abled to say ; yet it rarely happens when 
the first few days in March are not at- 
tended with such boisterous and tem- 
pestuous weather, generally from the 

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north, that he might not improperly be 
termed the Norfolk Boreas." 

K. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 42 * 10. 



4. 



A Flower of the Season. 

The fair author of the " Flora Domes- 
tica" inquires, ** Who can see, or hear 
the name of the daisy, the common field 
daisy, without a thousand pleasurable as- 
sociations ? It is connected with the 
sports of childhood and with the plea- 
sures of youth. We walk abroad to seek 
it ; yet it is the very emblem of home. 
It is a favourite with man, woman, and 
child : it is the robin of flowers. Turn 
it all ways, and on every side you will 
find new beauty. You are attracted by 
the snowy white leaves, contrasted by the 
golden tuft in the centre, as it rears its 
head above the green grass : pluck it, and 
you will find it backed by a delicate star 
of green, and tipped with a blush-colour, 
or a bright crimson. 

' Daisies with their pinky lashes' 

are among the first darlings of spring. 
They are in flower almost all the year; 
closing in the evening, and in wet wea- 
ther, and opening on the return of the 
sun." 

In the poem of a living poet are these 
elegant stanzas : 

To the Daisy. 

A nun demure, of lowly port ; 

Or sprightly maiden of Love's court, 

In thy simplicity the sport 

Of all temptations ; 
A queen in crown of rubies drest ; 
A starveling in a scanty vest ; 
Are all, as seem to suit thee best, 

Thy appellations. 

A little Cyclops, with one eye 

Staring to threaten or defy, 

That thought comes next, and instantly 

The freak is over ; 
The freak will vanish, and behold ! 
A silver shield with boss of gold, 
That spreads itself, some fairy bold 

In fight to cover. 



I see thee glittering from afar ; 
And then thou art a pretty star, 
Not quite so fair as many are 

In heaven above thee ! 
Yet like a star, with glittering crest, 
Self-poised in air, thou seem'st to rest;- 
May peace come never to his nest, 

Who shall reprove thee. 

Sweet flower ! for by that name at last, 
When all my reveries are past, 
I call thee, and to that cleaverfast ; 

Sweet silent creature ! 
That breath'st with me in sun and air, 
Do thou, as thou art wont, repair 
My heart with gladness, and a share 

Of thy meek nature. 

Wordsworth. 



This evergreen of flowers is honoured 
by the same delightful bard in other 
poems ; our young readers will not find 
fault if they are again invited to indulge; 
and the graver moralist will be equally 
gratified. 

To the Daisy. 

In youth from rock to rock I went, 
From hill to hill, in discontent 
Of pleasure high and turbulent, 

Most pleased when most uneasy ; 
But now my own delights I make, 
My thirst at every rill can slake, 
And gladly Nature's love partake 

Of thee, sweet daisy ! 

When soothed awhile by milder airs, 
Thee Winter in the garland wears 
That thinly shades his few grey hairs ; 

Spring cannot shun thee ; 
Whole summer fields are thine by right , 
And Autumn, melancholy wight, 
Doth in thy crimson head delight 

When rains are on thee. 

In shoals and bands, a morrice train, 
Thou greet'st the traveller in the lane ; 
If welcomed once, thou count'st it gain ; 

Thou art not daunted, 
Nor carest if thou be set at naught : 
And oft alone in nooks remote 
We meet thee, like a pleasant thought, 

When such are wanted. 

Be violets in their secret mews 

The flowers the wanton Zephyrs choose ; 

Proud be the rose, with rains and dews 

Her head impearling- ; 
Thou liv'st with less ambitious aim, 
Yet hast not gone without thy fame 
Thou art indeed by many a claim 

The poet's darling. 



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If to a rock from rains he fly, 
Or some bright day of April sky, 
Imprisoned by hot sunshine lie 

Near the green holly, 
And wearily at length should fare ; 
He need but look about, and there 
Thou art ! a friend at hand, to scare 

His melancholy. 

A hundred times, by rock or bower, 
Ere thus I have lain couched an hour, 
Have I derived from thy sweet power 

Some apprehension ; 
Some steady love ; some brief delight ; 
Some memory that had taken flight; 
Some chime of fancy, wrong or right ; 

Or stray invention. 

If stately passions in me burn, 

And one chance look to thee should turn, 

I drink out of an humbler urn 

A lowlier pleasure ; 
The homely sympathy that heeds 
The common life, our nature breeds ; 
A wisdom fitted to the needs 

Of hearts at leisure. 



When, smitten by the morning ray, 

I see thee rise alert and gay, 

Then, cheerful flower ! my spirits play 

With kindred gladness : 
And when, at dusk, by dews opprest 
Thou sink'st, the image of thy rest 
Hath often eased my pensive breast 

Of careful sadness. 



And all day long I number yet, 
All seasons through, another debt, 
Which T, wherever thou art met, 

To thee am owing ; 
An instinct call it, a blind sense ; 
A happy genial influence, 
Coming one knows not how nor whence, 

Nor whither going. 

Child of the year ! that round dost run 
Thy course, bold lover of the sun, 
And cheerful when the day's begun 

As morning leveret, 
Thy long-lost praise thou shall regain ; 
Dear shall thou be to future men 
As in old time ; thou, not in vain, 

Art Nature's favourite." 



KATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 42 10. 



5. 



182b. Mid Lent Sunday. 

For particulars of this day, see vol. i. 
p. 358. 

FLOWERS. 

Yes Flowers again ! It is the season 
of their approach ; therefore make ready 
for their coming, and listen to the fair 
herald who is eloquent in praise of their 
eloquence. She tells us, in her " Flora 
Domestica," and who dare deny ? that 
" flowers do speak a language, a clear 
and intelligible language : ask Mr. Words- 
worth, for to him they have spoken, until 
they excited * thoughts that lie too deep 
for tears ;' ask Chaucer, for he held com- 
panionship with them in the meadows ; 
ask any of the poets, ancient or modern. 
Observe them, reader, love them, linger 
over them ; and ask your own heart, if 
they do not speak affection, benevolence, 
and piety. None have better understood 
the language of flowers than the simple- 
minded peasant-poet, Clare, whose vo- 
lumes are like a beautiful country, diver- 
sified with woods, meadows, heaths, and 
flower-gardens : 

Bowing adorers of the gale, 
Ye cowslips delicately pale, 

Upraise your loaded stems ; 
Unfold your cups in splendour, speak ! 
Who decked you with that ruddy streak, 

And gilt your golden gems ? 

Violets, sweet tenants of the shade, 
In purple's richest pride arrayed, 

Your errand here fulfil ; 
Go bid the artist's simple stain 
Your lustre imitate, in vain, 

And match your Maker's skill. 

Daisies, ye flowers of lowly birth, 
Embroiderers of the carpet earth, 

That stud the velvet sod ; 
Open to spring's refreshing air, 
In sweetest smiling bloom declare 

Your Maker, and my God. 

Clarv. 



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Mean Temperature ... 39 69. 



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jHmrfment in 

The wooden bird on horseback showing, 
By beat of drum with pipers blowing, 
They troop along huzzaing, tooting, 
To hold their annual game of shooting. 



This is a French sport, which, according 
to a print from whence the present re- 
presentation was taken, is peculiar to the 
month of March. The inscription on the 
engraving just mentioned, is 
MARS. 

REJOUISSANCES DU PAPEGUAY. 

Les Triomphes d\m Conqutrant 
Font voir pins de magnificence : 
Mais an defaut de T opulence^ 
Ceux cy ne content point de Sang. 

The " Papo.guay," Papcgai, or Pape- 
gaut, is " a wooden bird to shoot at, a 
shaw fowl."* This wooden bird in the 



VOL. II. 62 



* Chambaud. 



print is carried on a pole by the man on 
horseback, attended by those who are about 
to partake of the sport, and preceded by 
music. It seems to be a rustic amuse- 
ment, and, perhaps, some light may be 
thrown on it by the following account from 
Miss Plumtre's " Residence in France." 
She says, that in connection with the 
church of St. John, at Aix, which former- 
ly belonged to the knights of St. John of 
Jerusalem, there is a ceremony which 
used to be called Le Bravade de St. Jean 
d'Aix, instituted in the year 1272, on the 
return of the army which had followed 
Louis IX. or St . Louis, in his las* 
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According to Miss Pliimptre, it was held 
on the eve of St. John the Baptist. A 
large bird of any kind was tethered in a 
field without the town, so that it could 
fly only to a certain height, and the youth 
of the place, those only of the second 
order of nobles, took aim at him with 
their bows and arrows in presence of all 
the nobility, gentry, and magistracy. He 
who killed the bird was king of the arch- 
ers for the year ensuing, and the two who 
nad gone the nearest after him were ap- 
pointed his lieutenant and standard- 
bearer; he also nominated several other 
officers from among the competitors. The 
company then returned into the town, the 
judges of the contest marching first, fol- 
lowed by the victors : bonfires were made 
in several parts, round which the people 
danced, while the king and his officers 
went from one to the other till they had 
danced by turns at them all. The same 
diversions were repeated the following 
day ; and both evenings the king, at the 
conclusion of them, was attended home by 
his officers and a concourse of people, 
among whom he distributed largesses to a 
considerable amount. 

At the first institution of this ceremony, 
the intention of which was to incite the 
young men to render themselves expert 
marksmen, the king enjoyed very exten- 
sive privileges during the year ; but in 
latter times they had been reduced to those 
of wearing a large silver medal which was 
presented to him at his accession, of en- 
joying the right of shooting wherever he 
chose, of partaking in the grand mass 
celebrated by the order of Malta at their 
church on the festival of St. John, and of 
l>eing exempted from lodging soldisrs, 
and paying what was called Le droit de 
piquet, a tax upon all the flour brought 
into the town. After the invention of the 
arquebuse, instead of shooting at a live 
bird with arrows, they fired at a wooden 
bird upon a pole, and he who could bring 
it down was appointed king : any one 
who brought it down two years together 
was declared emperor, and in that quality 
exempted for life from all municipal taxes. 
This ceremony continued till the revolu- 
tion. 

It appears from hence that this custom 
of shooting at a wooden bird on St. John's 
eve is very similar to that which the en- 
graving represents, as the merriment of the 
Papeguay, or wooden bird, belonging to 
the month of March 



Anecdotes of 
BROWNE WILLIS, 
The Antiquarian. 

To the portrait of this eminent anti- 
quary at p. 194, is annexed the day of 
his birth, in 1682, and the day whereon 
he died, in 1760. That engraving of him 
is after an etching made " in 1781, at the 
particular request of the Rev. William 
Cole, from a drawing made by the Rev. 
Michael Tyson, from an original painting 
by Dahl." Mr. Cole, in a letter to Mr. 
Steevens, speaks of the etching thus : The 
copy pleases me infinitely ; nothing can 
be more exact and like the copy I sent, 
and which, as well as I can recollect, is 
equally so to the original. Notwithstand- 
ing the distance of time when Dahl drew 
his portrait and that in which I knew him, 
and the strange metamorphose that age 
and caprice had made in his figure, yet 1 
could easily trace some lines and traits of 
what Mr. Dahl had given of him." Agree- 
ably to the promise already given, some 
particulars remain to be added concerning 
the distinguished individual it represents. 



Browne Willis was grandson of Dr. 
Thomas Willis, the most celebrated phy- 
sician of his time, and the eldest son of 
Thomas Willis, esq., of Bletchley, in the 
county of Bucks. W'hen at Westminster 
school, "the neighbouring abbey drew his 
admiration : here he loved to walk and 
contemplate. The solemnity of the build- 
ing, the antique appearance, the monu- 
ments, filled his whole mind. He de- 
lighted himself in reading old inscriptions. 
Here he first imbibed the love of antiqui- 
ties, and the impression grew indelible." 
At seventeen he was admitted a gentleman 
commoner of Christ Church college; in 
1 705 he represented the town of Bucking- 
ham in parliament, where he constantly 
attended, and often sat on committees ; in 
1707 he married ; in 1718 he became an 
active member of the society of antiqua- 
ries ; in 1720 the university of Oxford 
conferred on him the degree of M. A. by 
diploma; and in 1740 he received from 
it the degree of LL. D. On the llth of 
February, 1760, he was buried in Fenny 
Stratford chapel, an edifice which, though 
he founded it himself, he was accustomed 
to attribute to the munificence of others, 
" who were in reality only contributors." 
Of his numerous antiquarian works the 
principal are " Notitia Parliamcntaria, c* 



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an History of the Counties, Cities, and 
Boroughs in England and Wales," 3 vols. 
Bvo. " Mitred Abbies, &c." 2 vols. 8vo. 
" Cathedrals of England," 3 vols. 4to. 
and 4 vols. Bvo. He attained a most ex- 
tensive erudition in the topographical, 
architectural, and numismatic remains of 
England by devoting his life to their study, 
which he pursued with unabated ardour, 
uncheered by the common hope of deriving 
even a sufficiency from his various publi- 
cations to defray their expenses. In a 
letter to his friend Dr. Ducarel, when he 
was seventy-four years of age, he says, "I 
am 100/. out of pocket by what I have 
printed ; except my octavo of Parliaments, 
which brought me \5l. profit, though I 
gave it all away, and above 20J. more to 
build Buckingham tower steeple ; and 
now, as I hoped for subscription to this 
book, (his last work, the History of the 
Town and Hundred of Buckingham) am 
Jike to have half the impression on my 
hands. Sold only 69 copies, of which to 
gentlemen of Buckinghamshire, only 28." 
In the same year, 1756, he writes to one 
of his daughters, " I have worked for 
nothing ; nay, except in one book, have 
been out of pocket, and at great expense 
in what I printed " He considerably im- 
paired his fortune by the scrupulosity and 
magnitude of his researches and collec- 
tions, which he persevered in till he grew 
so weak and infirm that he had not 
strength to reach down and turn over his 
books, or draw up particulars with his own 
hands. Yet even then, in his seventy- 
eighth year, he amused himself by in- 
quiries concerning " Bells," and obtained 
returns of the contents of belfries in nearly 
six hundred parishes of the county of Lin- 
coln, which he entered in the " Parochiale 
Anglicanum." 



An account of Dr. Willis was read to 
the society of antiquaries, by his friend 
Dr. Ducarel, who sums up his character 
in these words : " This learned society, 
of which he was one of the first revivers, 
and one of the most industrious members, 
can bear me witness that he was indefati- 
gable in his researcnes ; for his works 
were of the most laborious kind. But 
what enabled him, besides his unwearied 
diligence, to bring them to perfection, 
was, his being blessed with a most excel- 
lent memory. He had laid so good a 
foundation of learning, that, though he 
had chiefly conversed with records, and 



otner matters of antiquity which are not 
apt to form a polite style, yet he expressed 
himself, in all his compositions, in an 
easy and genteel manner. He was, in- 
deed, one of the first who placed our 
ecclesiastical history and antiquities upon 
a firm basis, by grounding them upon rer- 
cords and registers ; which, in the main, 
are unexceptionable authorities. During 
the course of his long life, he had visited 
every cathedral in England and Wales, 
except Carlisle ; which journeys he used 
to call his pilgrimages. In his friendships 
none more sincere and hearty; always 
communicative, and ever ready to assist 
every studious and inquisitive person: 
this occasioned an acquaintance and con- 
nection between him and all his learned 
contemporaries. For his mother, the 
university of Oxford, he always expressed 
the most awful respect and the wannest 
esteem. As to his piety and moral quali- 
fications, he was strictly religious, without 
any mixture of superstition or enthusiasm, 
and quite exemplary in this respect : and 
of this, his many public works, in build- 
ing, repairing, and beautifying of churches, 
are so many standing evidences. He was 
charitable to the poor and needy ; just and 
upright towards all men. In a word, no 
one ever deserved better of the society of 
antiquaries ; if industry and an incessant 
application, throughout a long life, to the 
investigating the antiquities of this na- 
tional church and state, is deserving of 
their countenance." 



The editor of the Every-Day Book 
possesses an unprinted letter written by 
Dr. Willis to the learned bishop Tanner, 
when chancellor of Norwich. A copy of 
this letter is subjoined, together with a 
fac-simile of its date and the place from 
whence it was addressed, in Dr. Willis's 
hand-writing, and a further fac-siraile of 
his autograph at the conclusion. The 
epistle is written on a proof impression of 
" The Ichnography or Platform of the 
Cathedral Church of Christ Church in 
Oxford," one of the plates in Dr. Willis's 
" Cathedrals," relative to which, as well 
as other works, he sought information 
from his distinguished brother antiquary 
This letter is a good specimen of 1/r. 
Willis's epistolary style of communica- 
tion, and of that minuteness of investi- 
gation which is indispensable to antiqua- 
rian labours : it likewise testifies his 
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son " Tom," who died four years before 
himself, and expresses a natural desire 
that Dr. Tanner would visit his ecclesi- 
astical foundation at Fenny Stratford. 

Copy. 
To 

The Rev. Dr. Tanner 

Chancellor of Norwich 
att 
Norwich 



Dear Mr. Chancellor, 
I am honoured with yours just now 
received, and though weary with a jour- 
ney being come home to night after 3 
days absence, and lying out of my Bed 
which I have not done since Sir Thomas 
Lee's Election in January, yet I cannot 
omitt paying my duty to you and thank- 
ing you for the favour and satisfaction 
yours gave mee I have printed above 20 
Prebendal Stalls of Lincoln but it does 
not goe on so fast as I would have it, 
else I should soon come to Ely, but I 
doubt I shall stay a long time for the 
draughts, wherefore I pray when you 
write to Dr. Knight press his getting them 
done out of hand I have here one of 
Christ-church which I write upon that 
you may give your opinion I shall be 
very glad you approve it, wee cannot 
well put in more references. As to the 
Prebend arys of Lincoln, since I have 
wrote 5 or 6 letters to the Bishop without 
an answer, I am obliged to be contented. 
I should be glad of Thomas Davies's Epi- 
taph from Bexwell. He was vicar of 
Siston co: Leicester and A.M. as my Ac- 
count says. I have only 4 or 5 to enquire 
after that I shall be so eager to find, viz. 
Joshua Clark (Prebendary) of Cester, who 
died 1712. I have wrote to his 2 suc- 
cessors and cannot hear one word : The 
others I want are John Davenport, Mr. 
Davies's predecessor in Sutton Prebend, 
and Henry Moriand or Merland who 
died about 1704 ; but I would more par- 
ticularly enquire after Thomas Stanhope, 
who, about 1668, was installed into the 
Prebend of Sutton cum Buckingham I 
shall be thankfull for any Information of 
him, as I am of all opportunitys of hear- 
ing from you, and design to lay by your 
papers of Ely to send you again : but I 



am teized sadly about Bishop Lloyd of 
Norwich's great Seal, and the circumscrip- 
tion round it, and have had 2 letters this 
week on that account : what my importu- 
nate correspondent wants is, the circle of 
writing round the Episcopal Seal in 
which he wrote his name Gulielimus : I 
am ashamed to repeat this Impertinence 
to which I pray a quick answer, especialy 
as to another subject of the greatest con- 
sequence of all, which is about placing my 
Eldest Son at Christ -church, where I de- 
sign to make him a commoner, for he 
must study hard I am to consult about 
a Tutor, and would gladly have one you 
have a confidence in ; there are recom- 
mended Mr. Allen, Mr. Bateman, and 
Mr. Ward ; now if you can answer for 
ever an one of these, and that he will, on 
your friendshipp or the Dean's, have a 
more particular eye to Tom, whom I dont 
design to continue above 2 or 3 years at 
most, I shall be very thankfull for your 
recommendation. And so pray dear Mr. 
Chancellor write soon and advise mee, 
but I hope your affairs will call you to 
Oxford, and that you will take mee in 
your way and see Stratford chapell, which 
is very near, and your ever obliged and 
devoted Servant in all things, 



Browne Willis's letter is franked by 
Dr. Richard Willis, bishop of Winches- 
ter, who was translated to that see from 
the bishopric of Salisbury, in 1723. A 
fac-simile of his autograph, on this occa- 
sion, is annexed. 




The character of Dr. Willis, by Dr. 
Ducarel, records his *' pilgrimages" to 
" every cathedral in England and Wales, 
except Carlisle." The antiquity, and the 
purposes of religious buildings, were ob- 
jects of his utmost veneration ; and he 
had the remarkable propensity of visiting 
churches on the festival-day of the saint 
to whom they were dedicated. In Fenny 
Stratford chapel he placed the following 
lines, "to the memory of Thomas Willis, 



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M.D.," his grandfather, through whom he derived his patrimonial estates: 

In honour to thy mem'ry, blessed Shade ! 

Was the foundation of this chapel laid. 

Purchas'd by thee, thy son, and present heir, 

Owes these three manors to thy sacred care. 

For this, may all thy race thanks ever pay, 

And yearly celebrate St. Martin's day ! B. W. 



A letter he wrote within three months 
before his death particularizes his regard 
of festival-days. 

Mr. Nichols transcribes a letter which 
he wrote very late in life, dated Nov. 
13, 1759: "Good Mr. Owen, This 
omes to thank you for your favour at 
Oxford at St. Frideswide's festival ; and 
as your Bodleian visitation is over, I 
hope you are a little at liberty to come 
and see your friends ; and as you was 
pleased to mention you would once more 
make me happy with your good com- 
pany, I wish it might be next week, at 
our St. Martin's anniversary at Fenny 
Stratford, which is Thursday se'nnight, 
the 22d instant, when a sermon will be 
preached by the minister of Buckingham : 
the last I am ever like to attend, so very 
infirm as I am now got ; so that I stir 
very little out of the house, and it will 
therefore be charity to have friends come 
and visit me." 

Mr. Gough's manuscripts relate of Dr. 
Willis, that "he told Mr. S. Bush he 
was going to Bristol on St. Austins-day 
to see the cathedral, it being the dedica- 
tion day" It is added, that " he would 
lodge in no house at Bath but the Abbey- 
house : he said, when he was told that. 
Wells cathedral was 800 years old, there 
was not a stone of it left 500 years ago." 

Miss Talbot, " in an unprinted letter 
to a lady of first-rate quality," dated 
from the rectory house of St. James's 
parish, (Westminster,) January 2, 1739, 
humorously describes him and says, "As 
by his little knowledge of the world, he 
has ruined a fine estate, that was, when 
he first had it, worth 2000/. per annum, 
his present circumstances oblige him to 
an odd-headed kind of frugality, that 
shows itself in the slovenliness of his 
dre?s, and makes him think London 
much too extravagant an abode for his 
daughters ; at the same time that his zeal 
for antiquities makes him think an old 
copper farthing very cheaply bought for a 
guinea, and any journey properly under- 
taken that will bring him to some old 
cathedral en the saivt's day to which it 



was dedicated." Further on, Miss Tal- 
bot adds, relative to Dr. Willis on St. 
George's day, " To honour last Sunday 
as it deserved, after having run about all 
the morning to all the St. George's 
churches, whose difference of hours per- 
mitted him, he came to dine with us in a 
tie-wig, that exceeds indeed all descrip- 
tion. 'Tis a tie-wig (the very colour of 
it is inexpressible) that he has had, he 
says, these nine years ; and of late it has 
lain by at his barber's, never to be put on 
but once a year, in honour of the Bishop 
of Gloucester's (Benson) birth- day." 



These peculiarities of Dr. Willis are 
in Mr. Nichols's " Literary Anecdotes," 
from which abundant depository of facs, 
the particulars hereafter related are like- 
wise extracted, with a view to the inform- 
ation of general readers. On the same 
ground, that gentleman's collection is 
mentioned ; for it is not to be presumed 
that any real inquirer into the " Literary 
History" of the last or the preceding cen- 
tury can be ignorant, that Mr. Nichols's 
invaluable work is an indispensable * 
assistant to every diligent investigator. 
It is certainly the fullest, and is probably 
the most accurate, source that can be con- 
sulted for biographical facts during that 
period, and is therefore quoted by name, 
as all authors ought to be by every writei 
or editor who is influenced by grateful 
feelings towards his authorities, and honest 
motives towards the public. 



Dr. Willis was whimsically satirized 
in the following verses by Dr. Darrell of 
Lillington Darrell. 

AN EXCELLENT BALLA.D. 

To the Tune of Chcvy-Chace. 

Whilome there dwelt near Buckingham, 

That famous county town, 
At a known place, hight Whaddou Chace, 

A 'squire of odd renown. 



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A Druid's sacred form he bore, 

His robes a girdle bound : 
Deep vers'd he was in ancient lore, 

In customs old, profound. 

A stick torn from that hallow'd tree 

Where Chaucer us'd to sit, 
And tell his tales with leering glee, 

Supports his tott'ring feet. 

High on a hill his mansion stood 

But gloomy dark within ; 
Here mangled books, as bones and blood 

Lie in a giant's den. 

Crude, undigested, half-devour'd, 

On groaning shelves they're thrown ; 

Such manuscripts no eye could read, 
Nor hand write but his own. 

No prophet he, like Sydrophel, 

Could future times explore ; 
But what had happen'd, he could tell, 

Five hundred years and more. 

A walking Alm'nack he appears, 
Slept from some mouldy wall, 

Worn out of use thro* dust and years, 
Like scutcheons in his hall. 

His boots were made of that cow's hide, 

By Guy of Warwick slain ; 
Time's choicest gifts, aye to abide 

Among the chosen train. 

Who first receiv'd the precious boon, 

We're at a loss to learn, 
By Spelman, Camden, Dugdale, worn, 

And then they came to Hearne. 

Hearne strutted in them for a while ; 

And then, as lawful heir, 
Browne claim'd and seiz'd the precious spoil, 

The spoil of many a year. 

His car himself he did provide, 

To stand in double stead ; 
That it should carry him alive, 

And bury him when dead. 

By rusty coins old kings ne'd trace, 
And know their air and mien : 

King Alfred he knew well by face, 
Tho* George he ne'er had seen. 

This wight th' outside of churches lov'd, 

Almost unto a sin ; 
Spires Gothic of more use he prov'd 

Than pulpits are within. 

Of use, no doubt, when high in air, 
A wand'ring bird they'll rest, 

Or with a Bramin's holy care, 
Make lodgments for its nest. 

Ye Jackdaws, that are us'd to talk, 

Like us of human race, 
TV'ien nigh you see Browne Willis walk 

Loud chatter forth his praise. 



Whene'er the fatal day shall come, 

For come, alas ! "it must, 
When this good 'squire must stay at home, 

And turn to antique dust ; 

The solemn dirge, ye Owls, prepare, 
Ye Bats, more hoarsly screek ; 

Croak, all ye Ravens, round the bier, 
And all ye Church-mice squeak. 



The Rev.W. Cole says, " Browne Willis 
had a most passionate regard for the 
town of Buckingham, which he repre- 
sented in Parliament one session, or part 
of a session. This he showed on every 
occasion, and particularly in endeavour- 
ing to get a new charter for them, and to 
get the bailiff changed into a mayor ; by 
unwearied application in getting thr 
issizes held once a year there, and pro- 
curing the archdeacon to hold his visit- 
ations, and also the bishop there, as 
often as possible ; by promoting the 
building of a jail in the town ; and, above 
all, by procuring subscriptions, and him- 
self liberally contributing, to the raising 
the tower of the church 24 feet higher. 
As he cultivated an interest opposite to 
the Temple family, they were never upon 
good terms ; and made verses upon each 
other on their several foibles." 



The same Mr. Cole, by way of 
notes on the preceding poem, relates the 
following anecdotes of Dr. Willis, which 
are subjoined to it by Mr. Nichols. 
"Mr. Willis never mentioned the adored 
town of Buckingham without the addition 
of county-town. His person and dress 
were so singular, that, though a gentle- 
man of 1000/. per annum, he has often 
been taken for a beggar. An old leathern 
girdle or belt, always surrounded the two 
or three coats he wore, anil over them an 
old blue cloak. He wrote the worst 
hand of any man in England, such as 
he could with difficulty read himself, and 
what no one, except his old correspond- 
ents, could decipher. His boots, which 
he almost always appeared in, were not 
the least singular part of his dress. I 
suppose it will not be a falsity to say they 
were forty years old, patched and vamped 
up at various times. They are all in 
wrinkles, and don't come up above half 
way of his legs. He was often called in 
the neighbourhood, Old Wrinkle Boots. 
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was so singular, that from it he was called 
nimself, The old Chariot. It was his 
wedding chariot, and had nis arms on 
orass plates about it, not unlike a coffin, 
and painted black. He was as remark- 
able probably for his love to the walls and 
structures of churches, as for his variance 
with the clergy in his neighbourhood. He 
built, by subscription, the chapel at Fenny 
Stratford ; repaired Bletchley church very 
elegantly, at a great expense; repaired 
Bow-Brickill church, desecrated and not 
used for a century, and added greatly to 
the height of Buckingham church tower. 
He was not well pleased with any one, 
who in talking of, or with him, did not 
call him Squire. I wrote these notes 
when I was out of humour with him for 
some of his tricks. God rest his soul, 
and forgive us all. Amen !" Cole and 
Willis were friends. Our antiquary pre- 
sented a living to Mr. Cole, who appears 
to have been very useful to him as a 
transcriber, seeker after dates, and col- 
lector of odds and ends. In erudition, 
discrimination, arrangement, and literary 
powers, Cole was at an immense distance 
from him. Dr. Wil'is's writing he calls 
" the worst hand of any man in England." 
This was not the fact. Cole's " hand" 
was formal, and as plain as print ; it was 
the only qualification he possessed over 
Dr. Willis, whose writing is certainly pe- 
culiar, and yet, where it seems difficult, is 
readily decipherable by persons accus- 
tomed to varieties of method, and is to 
be read with ease by any one at all ac- 
quainted with its uniform character. 



On Dr. Willis's personal appearance, 
Mr. Cole says, in a letter to Mr. Steevens, 
" When I knew him first, about 35 years 
ago, he had more the appearance of a 
mumping beggar than of a gentleman ; 
and the most like resemblance of his 
figure that I can recollect among old 
prints, is that of Old Hobson .the "Cam- 
bridge carrier. He then, as always, was 
dressed in an old slouched hat, more 
brown than black, a weather-beaten large 
wig, three or four old-fashioned coats, all 
tied round by a leathern belt, and over all 
an old blue cloak, lined with black fus- 
tian, which he told me he had new made 
when he was elected member for the 
town of Buckingham about 1707." Cole 
retained affection for his memory : he 
adds " I have still by me as relics, this 
cloak and belt, which I purchased of his 



servant/' Cole's letter with this account 
he consented that Mr. Steevens should 
allow Mr. Nichols to use, adding that he 
gave the permission " on a presumption, 
that there was nothing disrespectful to 
the memory of Mr. Willis, for what I 
said I don't recollect." On this, Mr 
Nichols remarks, " The disrespect was 
certainly levelled at the mere external 
foibles of the respectable antiquary, whose 
goodness of heart, and general spirit ot 
philanthropy were amply sufficient to 
bear him out in those whimsical peculi- 
arities of dress, which were irresistible 
sources of ridicule." 

Cole, however, may be suspected to 
have somewhat exaggerated, when he so 
generalized his description of Dr. Willis, 
as to affirm that " he had more the ap- 
pearance of a mumping beggar than of a 
gentleman." Miss Talbot, of whom it 
was said by the duchess of Somerset to 
lady Luxborough, " she censures nobody, 
she despises nobody, and whilst her own 
life is a pattern of goodness, she does not 
exclaim with bitterness against vice,"seems, 
in her letter to the lady of quality before 
cited, to have painted Dr. Willis to the 
life. She says, " With one of the honest- 
est hearts in the world, he has one of the 
oddest heads that ever dropped out of 
the moon. Extremely well versed in 
coins, he knows hardly any thing of man- 
kind, and you may judge what kind of 
education such an one is likely to give to 
four girls, who have had no female di- 
rectress to polish their behaviour, or any 
other habitation than a great rambling 
mansion-house in a country village." 

It must be allowed, notwithstanding, 
to the credit of Mr. Cole, that she adds, 
"He is the dirtiest creature in the world;" 
but then, with such a character from the 
.mouth of a fine lady, the sex and breed ing of 
the affirmant must be taken into the ac- 
count,especially as she assigns her reasons. 
"It is quite disagreeable," she says, " to sit 
by him at table : yet he makes one suit o 
clothes serve him at least two years, and 
then his great coat has been transmitted 
down, I believe, from generation to gene- 
ration, ever since Noah." Thus there may 
be something on the score of want ot 
fashion in her estimate. 

Miss Talbot's account of Dr. Willis's 
daughters is admirable. " Browne dis- 
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//on* and the lambs. The lambs are very 
good and very insipid ; they were in town 
about ten days, that ended the beginning 
of last week ; and now the lions have suc- 
ceeded them, who have a little spirit of 
rebellion, that makes them infinitely more 
agreeable than their sober sisters. The 
lambs went to every church Browne pleased 
every day ; the lions came to St. James's 
church on St. Georges day, (which to 
Browne was downright heresy, for reasons 
just related.) The lambs thought of no 
higher entertainment than going to see 
some collections of shells ; the lions would 
see every thing, and go every where. 
The lambs dined here one day, were 
thought good awkward girls, and then 
were laid out of our thoughts for ever. 
The lions dined with us on Sunday, and 
were so extremely diverting, that we spent 
all yesterday morning, and are engaged 
to spend all this, in entertaining them, 
and going to a comedy, that, I think, has 
no ill-nature in it ; for the simplicity of 
these girls has nothing blameable in it, 
and the contemplation of such unassisted 
nature is infinitely amusing. They follow 
Miss Jenny's rule, of never being strange 
in a strange place ; yet in them this is 
not boldness." Miss Talbot says, she 
could give " a thousand traits of the 
lions," but she merely adds, " I won- 
dered to have heard no remarks on the 
prince and princess; their remarks 
on every thing else are admirable. As 
they sat in the drawing-room before din- 
ner, one of them called to Mr. Seeker, 
' I wish you would give me a glass of 
sack !' The bishop of Oxford (Seeker) 
came in, and one of them broke out very 
abruptly, * Bui we heard every word of 
the sermon where we sat ; and a very 
good sermon it was,' added she, with a 
decisive nod. The bishop of Gloucester 
gave them tickets to go to a play ; and 
ne of them took great pains to repeat to 
Itim, till he heard it, ' I would not rob 
you, but I know you are very rich, and 
can afford it ; for I ben't covetous, indeed 
1 an't covetous.' Poor giils ! their father 
will make them go out of town to-morrow, 
and they begged very hard that we would 
all join in entreating him to let them stay 
a fortnight, as their younger sisters have 
done ; but all our entreaties were in vain, 
and to-morrow the poor lions return to 
their den in the stage-coach. Indeed, in 
his birth-day tie-wig he looked so like 
' the father' in the farce Mrs. Seeker 
was so diverted with, that I wished a 



thousand times for the invention of ScapiK 
and I would have made no scruple of as- 
suming the character, and inspiring my 
friends with the laudable spirit of rebel- 
lion. I have picked out some of the 
dullest of their traits to tell you. They 
pressed us extremely to come and break- 
fast with them at their lodgings, four 
inches square, in Chapel-street, at eight 
o'clock in the morning, and bring a stay- 
maker and the bishop of Gloucester with 
us. We put off the engagement till eleven, 
sent the stay-maker to measure them at 
nine, and Mrs. Seeker and I went and 
found the ladies quite undressed ; so that, 
instead of taking them to Kensington 
Gardens, as we promised, we were forced, 
for want of time, to content ourselves 
with carrying them round Grosvenor- 
square into the Ring, where, for want of 
better amusement, they were fain to fall 
upon the basket of dirty sweetmeats and 
cakes that an old woman is always teizing 
you with there, which they had nearly 
despatched in a couple of rounds. It 
were endless to tell you all that has inex- 
pressibly diverted me in their behaviour 
and conversation." 



Mr. Nichols contents himself with call- 
ing Miss Talbot's letter " a very pleasant 
one" it is delightfully pleasant : that its 
description may not be received in an ill 
sense, he carefully remarks, that " it 
would be thought highly satirical in any 
body else," but he roguishly affirms that 
" Dr. Taylor could tell a thousand such 
stories of Browne Willis and his family;'' 
and then he selects another. " In 
the summer of 1740, after Mr. Baker's 
death, his executor came to take posses- 
sion of the effects, and lived for some time 
in his chambers at college. Here Browne 
Willis waited upon him to see some of the 
MSS. or books ; and after a long visit, to 
find and examine what he wanted, the old 
bed-maker of the rooms came, in ; when 
the gentleman said, ' What noise was that 
I heard just as you opened the door?' (he 
had heard the rustling of silk) 'Oh !' says 
Browne Willis, * it is only one of my 
daughters that I left on the staircase 
This, we may suppose, was a lamb, by 
her patient waiting ; else a lion would 
have been better able to resist any petty 
rudenesses.' " Afterwards we have ano- 
ther " trait" of the same kind : " Once 
after long teasing, the young ladies pre. 
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jaunt. ; unluckily the lodgings were (un- 
known to tnem) at an undertaker's, the 
irregular and late hours of whose business 
was not very agreeable to the young 
ladies: but they comforted themselves with 
the thoughts of the pleasure they should 
have during their stay in town ; when to 
their great surprise and grief, as soon 
as they had got their breakfast, the old 
family coach rumbled to the door, and the 
father bid them get in, as he had done the 
business about which he came to town." 
Poor girls ! 



The late Rev. John Kynaston, M. A., 
fellow of Brazen-nose college, who had 
seen the preceding paragraphs, writes to 
Mr. Nichols, " Your anecdotes of the lions 
and the lambs have entertained me pro- 
digiously, as I w'ell knew the grizzly sire 
of both. Browne Willis was indeed an 
original. I met with him at Mr. Cart- 
wright's, at Aynhoe, in Northamptonshire, 
in 1753, where I was at that time chap- 
lain to the family, and curate of the parish. 
Browne came here on a visit of a week 
that summer. He looked for all the world 
like an old portrait of the era of queen 
Elizabeth, that had walked down out of 
its frame. He was, too truly, the very 
dirty figure Miss Talbot describes him to 
be; which, with the antiquity of his dress, 
rendered him infinitely formidable to all 
the children in the parish. He often called 
upon me at the parsonage house, when I 
happened not to dine in the family ; hav- 
ing a great, and as it seemed, a very 
favourite point to carry, which was no less 
than to persuade me to follow his example, 
and to turn all my thoughts and studies 
to venerable antiquity ; he deemed that 
the summum ionwm, the height of all hu- 
man felicity. I used to entertain Mr. and 
Mrs. Cartwright highly, by detailing to 
them Browne's arguments to debauch me 
from the pursuit of polite literature, and 
such studies as were most agreeable to 
my turn and taste ; and by parcelling out 
every morning after prayers (we had daily 
prayers at eleven in the church) the pro- 
gress Browne had made the day before in 
the arts of seduction. I amused him with 
such answers as I thought best suited to 
his hobby-horse, till I found he was going 
to leave us ; and then, by a stroke or two 
of spirited raillery, lost his warm heart and 
his advice for ever. My egging him on 
served us, however, for a week's excellent 
entertainment, amid the dulness and 



sameness of a country situation. He re- 
presented me at parting, to Mr. Cart- 
wright, as one incorrigible, and lost be- 
yond all hopes of recovery to every thing 
truly valuable in learning, by having un- 
fortunately let slip that I preferred, and 
feared I ever should prefer, one page of 
Livy or Tacitus, Sallust or Caesar, to all 
the monkish writers, with Bede at the 
head of them. 

" quot sunt quotve fuerunt 

Aut quotquot aliis erunt in annis. 

Sic explicit Historiola de Brownio Willisio!" 

An Itinerary of Browne Willis " in 
search of the antique" must have been 
excessively amusing. " Among the in- 
numerable stories that are told of him, and 
the difficulties and rebuffs he met with in 
his favourite pursuits, the following may 
suffice as a specimen : One day he de- 
sired his neighbour, Mr. Lowndes, to go 
with him to one of his tenants, whose old 
habitation he wanted to view. A coach 
driving into the farm-yard sufficiently 
alarmed the family, who betook them- 
selves to close quarters ; when Browne 
Willis, spying a woman at a window, 
thrust his head out of the coach, and cried 
out, * Woman, I ask if you have got no 
arms in your house." As the transaction 
happened to be in the rebellion of 1 745, 
when searches for arms were talked of, the 
woman was still less pleased with her 
visitor, and began to talk accordingly. 
When Mr. Lowndes had enjoyed enough 
of this absurdity, he said, * Neighbour, it 
is rather cold sitting here; if you will let 
me put my head out, I dare say we shall 
do our business much better.' So the 
late Dr. Newcome, going in his coach 
through one of the villages near Cam- 
bridge, and seeing an old mansion, called 
out to an old woman, * Woman, is this a 
religious house ? 1 1 don't know what 
you mean by a religious house,' retorted 
the woman ; ' but I believe the house is 
as honest an house as any of yours at 
Cambridge.' " 

On another occasion, " Riding over 
Mendip or Chedder, he came to a church 
under the hill, the steeple just rising above 
them, and near twenty acres of water be- 
longing to Mr. Cox. He asked a country- 
man the church's name ' Emburrough.' 
When was it dedicated ?' < Talk Eng- 
lish, or don't talk at all.' * When is the 
ifivel or wake ?' The fellow thought, as 
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hat in the neighbourhood, he intended to 
make one ; and, struck with his mean ap- 
pearance besides, challenged him in a 
rude way, and so they parted.' This 
anomalous proposition must have been as 
embarrassing as the situation presumed in 
the play, ' Dr. Pangloss in a tandem,with 
a terrier between his legs !' " 



There is a very characteristic anecdote 
of Browne Willis, and Humfrey Wanley, 
a man of singular celebrity, and library 
keeper to the literary earl of Oxfoid : it 
js of Wanley's own relation in his Diary. 
"Feb. 9, 1725-6. Mr. Browne Willis 
came, wanting to peruse one of Holmes's 
MSS. marked L, and did so ; and also 
L 2, L 3, and L 4, without finding what 
he expected. He would have explained 
to me his design in his intended book 
about our cathedrals ; but I said 1 was 
about my lord's necessary business, and 
had not leisure to spend upon any matter 
foreign to that. He wanted the liberty 
to look over Holmes's MSS. and indeed 
over all this library, that he might collect 
materials for amending his former books, 
and putting forth new ones. I signified 
to him that it would be too great a work ; 
and that I, having business appointed me 
by my lord, which required much de- 
spatch, could not in such a case attend 
upon him. He would have teazed me 
here this whole afternoon, but I would 
not suffer him. At length he departed in 
great anger, and I hope to be rid of him." 
It is reported of the lion, that he is 
scared by the braying of the least noble of 
the beasts. 



The Rev. Mr. Gibberd performed the 
" last offices" at the funeral of his friend 
Dr. Willis, who parted from life " with- 
out the usual agonies of death." This 
gentleman says, " He breathed almost 
his last with the most earnest and ardent 
wishes for my prosperity : 'Ah ! Mr. 
Gibberd, God bless you for ever, Mr. 
Gibberd !' were almost the last words of 
my dying friend." Mr. Gibberd's cha- 
racter of him may close these notices. 
" He was strictly religious, without any 
mixture of superstition or enthusiasm. 
The honour of God was his prime view 
in almost every action of his life. He 
was a constant frequenter of the church, 
and never absented himself from the holy 
communion ; and as to the reverence he 



had for places more immediately set apart 
for religious duties, it is needless to men- 
tion what his many public works, in build- 
ing, repairing, and beautifying churches, 
are standing evidences of. In the time of 
health he called his family together every 
evening, and, besides his private devo- 
tions in the morning, he always retired 
into his closet in the afternoon at about 
four or five o'clock. In his intercourse 
with men, he was in every respect, as far 
as I could judge, very upright. He was 
a good landlord, and scarce ever raised 
his rents ; and that his servants, likewise, 
have no reason to complain of their mas- 
ter, is evident from the long time they 
generally lived with him. He had many 
valuable and good friends, whose kind- 
ness he always acknowledged. And 
though, perhaps, he might have some 
dispute, with a few people, the reason of 
which it would be disagreeable to enter 
into, yet it is with great satisfaction that 
I can affirm that he was perfectly reconciled 
with every one. He was, with regard to 
himself, peculiarly sober and temperate ; 
and he has often told me, that he denied 
himself many things, that he might be- 
stow them better. Indeed, he appeared 
to me to have no greater regard to money 
than as it furnished him with an oppor- 
tunity of doing good. He supplied 
yearly three charity schools at Whaddon, 
Bletchley, and Fenny-Stratford : and be- 
sides what he constantly gave at Christ- 
mas, he was never backward in relieving 
his poor neighbours with both wine and 
money when they were sick, or in any 
kind of distress." Thus, then, may end 
the few memorials that have been thrown 
together regarding an estimable though 
eccentric gentleman " of the old school." 
If he did not adorn society by his "man- 
ners," he enriched our stores of know- 
ledge, and posterity have justly conferred 
on his memory a reputation for antiqua- 
rian attainments which few can hope to 
acquire, because few have the industry to 
cultivate so thorough an intimacy with 
the venerable objects of their acquaint- 
ance. 



An " antiquary" is usually alarming. 
Those who are not acquainted with him 
personally, imagine that he is necessarily 
dull, tasteless, and passionless. Yet this 
conception might be dissipated by refer- 
ence to the memoirs of the eminent de- 
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distinguished living. A citation in the 
notice of Grose* tells us that 

" society droops for the loss of his jest : 
that antiquary's facetiousness enlivened 
the dullest company, and with the con- 
vivial he was the most jovial. Pennant's 
numerous works bear internal evidence of 
his pleasant mindedness. Jacob Bryant, 
" famous for his extensive learning, 
erudition," and profound investigations 
concerning " Heathe'n Mythology," and 
the situation and siege of " Troy," was 
one of the mildest and most amiable 
beings : his society was coveted by youth 
and age, until the termination of his life, 
in his eighty-ninth year. Among the 
illustrious lovers of classic or black letter 
lore, were the witty arid humorous George 
Steevens, the editor of Shakspeare ; Dr. 
Richard Farmer, the learned author of 
the masterly " Essay on the Genius and 
Learning of Shakspeare," is renowned 
by the few who remember him for the 
ease and variety of his conversation; 
Samuel Paterson, the celebrated biblio- 
polist, was full of anecdote and drollery ; 
and the placid and intelligent Isaac Reed, 
the discriminating editor of" the immortal 
bard of Avon," graced every circle wherein 
he moved. It might seem to assume an 
intimacy which the editor of this work 
does not pretend to, were he to mention 
instances of social excellence among the 
prying investigators of antiquity yet alive : 
one, however, he cannot forbear to name 
the venerable octogenarian John Nichols, 
esq. F.S.A. of whom he only knows, in 
common with all who have read or heard 
of him, as an example of cheerfulness 
and amenity during a life of unwearied 
perseverance in antiquarian researches, 
and the formation of multiform collections, 
which have added more to general infor- 
mation, and created a greater number of 
inquirers on such subjects, than the united 
labours of his early contemporaries. 

Still it is not to be denied, that seclu- 
sion, wholly employed on the founda- 
tions of the dead, and the manners of 
other times, has a tendency to unfit such 
devotees for easy converse, when they 
seek to recreate by adventuring into the 
world. Early-acquired and long-con- 
tinued severity of study, whether of the 
learned languages, or antiquities, or sci- 
ence, or nature, if it exclude other inti- 
macies, is unfavourable to personal ap- 



* Vol. i. p. 658. 



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pearance and estimation. The mere scho- 
lar, the mere mathematician, and the mere 
antiquary, easily obtain reputations foi 
eccentricity ; but there are numerous in- 
dividuals of profound abstraction, and 
erudite inquiry, who cultivate the under- 
standing, or the imagination, or the heart, 
who are, in manner, so little different from 
others, that they are scarcely suspected by 
the unknown and the self-sufficient of 
being better or wiser than themselves. 
Hence, " in company," the individual 
whom all the world agrees to look on as 
" The Great Unknown," may be scarcely 
thought of, as "The Antiquary" the 
" President of the Royal Society" pass for 
"quite a lady's man" andELiA be only 
regarded as " a gentleman that loves a 
joke !" 

NATURE AND ART. 

" Buy my images !" 
" Art improves nature," is an old pro- 
verb which our forefathers adopted with- 
out reflection, and obstinately adhered to 
as lovers of consistency. The capacity 
and meshes of their brain were too small 
to hold many great truths, but they caught 
a great number of little errors, and this 
was one. They bequeathed it to " their 
children and their children's children," 
who inherited it till they threw away the 
wisdom of their ancestors with their wigs; 
left off hair powder; and are now leaving 
off the sitting in hot club rooms, for the 
sake of sleep, and exercise in the fresh 
air. There seems to be a general insur- 
rection against the unnatural improve- 
ment of nature. We let ourselves and 
our trees grow out of artificial forms, and 
no longer sit in artificial arbours, with 
entrances like that of the cavern at Black- 
heath hill, or, as we may even still see 
them, if we pay a last visit to the dying 
beds of a few old tea-gardens. We 
know more than those who lived before 
us, and if we are not happier, we are on 
the way to be so. Wisdom is happiness : 
but " he that increaseth knowledge, in- 
creaseth sorrow." Knowledge is not wis- 
dom ; it is only the rough material of 
wisdom. It must be shaped by reflection 
and judgment, before it can be constructed 
into an edifice fitting for the mind to 
dwell in, and take up its rest. This, as 
our old discourses used to say, " brings 
us to our subject." 

" Buy my images /" or, " Pye m'im- 
aitches," was, and is, a ' London cry," by 
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with plaster figures for sale. " In my 
time," one of these " images" (it usually 
occupied a corner of the board) was a 
Polly" 




A lengthened mass became by colourable 
show, " a dog" like ingenuity might 
have tortured it into a devil. The feline 
race were of two shapes and in three 
sizes ; the middle one like physic in a 
bottle, " when taken, to be well shaken," 
moved its chalk head, to the wonder and 
delight of all urchins, until they informed 
themselves of its " springs of action," at 
the price of " only a penny," and, by 
breaking it, discovered that the nodding 
knob achieved its un-cat-like motion, by 
being hung with a piece of wire to the 
interior of its hollow body. The lesser 
cat was not so very small, considering its 
price a farthing :" I speak of when 
battered button tops represented that 
plentiful " coin of the realm." Then 
there was the largest 



3 parrot 

This representative of the most " po- 
pular" of " all the winged inhabitants of 
air," might have been taken for the like- 
ness of some species between an owl and 
the booby-bird ; but then the wings and 
back were coloured with a lively green, 
and the under part had yellow streaks, 
and the beak was of a red colour, and 
any colour did for the eyes, if they were 
larger than they ought to have been. " In 
my time" too, there was an " image" of a 
" fine bow pot," consisting of half a 
dozen green shapes like halbert tops for 
" make believe" leaves, spreading like a 
half opened fan, from a knot " that was 
not," inasmuch as it was delicately con- 
cealed by a tawny coloured ball called an 
orange, which pretended to rest on a 
clumsy clump of yellowed plaster as on 
the mouth of a jar the whole looking as 
unlike a nosegay in water as possible. 
Then, too, there was a sort of obelisk 
with irregular projections and curves ; 
the top, being smaller than the bottom, 
was marked out with paint into a sort of 
face, and, by the device of divers colours, it 
was bonnetted, armed, waisted, and pet- 
ticoated this was called a " fine lady." 




Cat. 

The present representation favours the 
image too much. Neither this engraving, 
nor that of the " parrot," is sufficiently 
like the artist says he " could not draw it 
bad enough :" what an abominable defi- 
ciency is the want of " an eye" heigho! 
Then there were so many things, that were 
not likenesses of any thing of which they 
were " images," and so many years and 
cares have rolled over my head and heart, 
that I have not recollection or time enough 
for their description. They are all gone, 
or going " going out" or " gone out '* 
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frail and only memorial of the existence 
of some of these " ornaments" of the 
humble abodes of former times. 

The masterpieces on the board of the 
" image-man," were " a pair," at that 
time " matchless." They linger yet, at 
the extreme corners of a few mantle- 
pieces, with probably a " sampler" be- 
tween, and, over that, a couple of feathers 
from Juno's bird, gracefully adjusted 
into a St. Andrew's cross their two gor- 
geous eyes giving out " beautiful colours," 
to the beautiful eyes of innocent children. 
The ' images,'* 1 spoken of as still in being, 
are of the colossal height of eighteen 
inches, more or less : they personate the 
" human form divine," and were designed, 
perhaps, by Hayman, but their moulds 
are so worn that the casts are unfeatured, 
and they barely retain their bodily sem- 
blance. They are always painted black, 
save that a scroll on each, which depends 
from a kind of altar, is left white. One 
of Jhe inscriptions says, 

"Into the heaven of heavens I have pre- 
sumed, &c." 

and all, except the owners, admire the 
presumption. The " effigy" looks as if the 
man had been up the chimney, and, in- 
stead of having " drawn empyrean air," 
had taken a glass too much of Hodges's 
" Imperial," and wrapped himself in the 
soot-bag to conceal his indulgence and his 
person this is " Milton." The other, in 
like sables, points to his inscription, be- 
ginning, 

" The cloud-capt towers, the gorgeous 
palaces, &c." 

is an "insubstantial pageant" of "the 

anmortal Shakspeare," 

" cheated of feature by dissembling nature," 



through the operation of time. 

" Such were the forms that o'er th* incrusted 

souls 
Of our forefathers scatter 'd/ond delight." 

Price, and Alison, and Knight, have 
generalized " taste" for high-life; while 
those of the larger circle have acquired 
" taste " from manifold representations 
and vehicles of instruction, and compre- 
hend the outlines, if they do not take in 
the details of natural objects. This is 
manifested by the almost universal disuse 
of the " images " described. With the 
inhabitants of every district in the me- 
tropolis, agreeable forms are now abso- 
lute requisites, and the demand has in- 
duced their supply. There are, perhaps, 
as many casts from the Medicean Venus, 
Apollo Belvidere, Antinous, the Gladia- 
tor, and other beauties of ancient sculpture, 
within the parish of St. George, in the 
East, as in the parish of St. George, Han- 
over-square. They are reposited over the 
fire-places, or on the tables, of neighbour- 
hoods, wherein the uncouth cat, and the 
barbarous parrot were, even " in my time," 
desirable " images." The moulds of 
the greater number of these deformities, 
are probably destroyed. It was with 
difficulty that the "cat" could be ob- 
tained for the preceding column, and an 
" image" of the u parrot" was not pro- 
curable from an " image-man." Inven- 
tion has been resorted to for the gratifica- 
tion of popular desire : two plaster casts 
of children, published in the autumn of 
1825, have met with unparalleled sale. 
To record the period of their origin they 
are represented in the annexed engraving, 
and, perhaps, they may be so perpetuated 
when the casts themselves shall have dis- 
appeared, in favour of others more ele- 
gant. 



The " common people" have become uncommon ; 

A few remain, just here and there, the rest 
Are polish'd and refined : child, man, and woman, 

All, imitate the manners of the best ; 
Picking up, sometimes, good things from their betters, 

As they have done from them. Then they have books ; 
As 'twas design'd they should, when taught their letters ; 

And nature's self befriends their very looks : 
And all this must, and all this ought to be 

Tlie only use of eyes, I know of, is to see. 



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Height of each 16 incl"?s and a half. 



When these agreeable figures first ap- 
peared, the price obtained for them was 
four shillings. As the sale slackened they 
were sold for three shillings; now, in 
March, 1826, the pair may be bought 
for two shillings, or eighteen pence. 
The consequence of this cheapness is, 
that there is scarcely a house without 
them. 

There can be no doubt that society 
is improving in every direction. As I 
hinted before, we have a great deal to 
learn, and something to unlearn. It is in 
many respects untrue, that " art improves 
nature ;" while in.many important respects 
it is certain, that " nature improves art." 



The Brothers. 
There a.e things in nature 



wh'ch 



the human voice can scarcely trust 
itself to relate ; which art never can 
represent, and the pen can only feebly de- 
scribe. Such a scene occurred at Lyons, 
in the year 1794. 

The place of confinement to which those 
were hurried,who had been condemned to 
suffer by the revolutionary tribunal, was 
called "the Cave of Death." A boy not fif- 
teen years of age was sent thither. He had 
been one of the foremost in a sortie made 
during the siege, and for this was doomed 
to perish. His little brother, scarcely six 
years old, who had been accustomed to 
visit him at his former prison, no longer 
finding him there, came and called at the 
iron grate of the vault. His brother heard 
him, and came to the grate : the pooi 
infant passed his little hands between 
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elder raising himself on the points of his 
feet could just reach to kiss them. " My 
dear brother," said the child, " arl thou 
going to die, and shall I see thee no 
more ? why didn't you, tell them that you 
are not yet fifteen?" "I did, brother, I 
said all that I could say, but they would 
hear nothing. Carry a kiss to my 
mother, and try to comfort her ; nothing 
grieves me but that I leave her ill ; but 
don't tell her yet, that I am going to die." 
The child was drowned in tears, his little 



heart seemed ready to burst : " Good- 
by, brother," he repeated again and 
again ; " but I'm afraid you didn't say 
that you are not yet fifteen." He was at 
length so suffocated with sobs that he 
could speak no more, and went away. 
Every one who passed by, seeing his dis- 
tress, asked him what was the matter. 
" Tis the wicked men that make me 
cry," said he ; " they are going to kill 
my brother who is so good, and who is 
not yet fifteen." 



With any being of a human form, 

Who, reading such a narrative as this 

Could be unshaken to the inmost soul, 

I would not share a roof, nor sit, nor stand, 

Nor converse hold, by word, or look, or pen. 

Well, Reader ! thou hast read hast thou no tears ! 

If thou wert stranger to the tale till now, 

And weep'st not go ! I dare not, will not, know thee 

Thy manner may be gentle, but thy heart 

Is ripe for cruelty Go hence, I say ! 



7. 

The Season. 

The earth has now several productions 
for our gratification, if we stoop to gather 
and examine them. Young botanists 
should commence their inquiries before 



the season pours in its abundance. They 
who are admirers of natural beauties, may 
daily discover objects of delightful regard 
in the little peeping plants which escape 
the eye, unless their first appearance is 
narrowly looked for. 



The Primrose. 
Welcome, pale Primrose ! starting up between 

Dead matted leaves of ash and oak, that strew 

The every lawn, the wood, and spinney through, 
'Mid creeping moss and ivy's darker green ; 

How much thy presence beautifies the ground : 
How sweet thy modest, unaffected pride 
Glows on the sunny bank, and wood's warm side. 

And when thy fairy flowers, in groups, are found, 
The schoolboy roams enchantedly along, 

Plucking the fairest with a rude delight : 
While the meek shepherd stops his simple song, 

To gaze a moment on the pleasing sight ; 
O'erjoy'd to see the flowers that truly bring 
The welcome news of sweet returning spring ! 



Clare. 



It is remarked by the lady of the 
" Flora Domestica," that " this little 
flower, in itself so fair, shows yet fairer 
from the early season of its appearance ; 
peeping forth even from the retreating 
snows of winter : it forms a happy shade 
of union between the delicate snowdrop 
and the flaming crocus, which also ven- 
ture forth in the very dawn of spring." 
The elegant authoress observes further: 
" There are many varieties of the prim- 



rose, so called, (the polyanthus and auri- 
cular, though bearing other names, are 
likewise varieties,) but the most common 
are the sulphur-coloured and the lilac. 
The lilac primrose does not equal the 
other in beauty : we do not often find it 
wild ; it is chiefly known to us as a gar- 
den-flower. It is indeed the sulphur- 
coloured primrose which we particularly 
understand by that name : it is the prim- 
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the cowslips and the meadows : it is this without recurring to something that has 
which shines like an earth-star from the an interest in our hearts ; such are the 
grass by the brook side, lighting the hand primrose, the cowslip, the May-flower, 
to pluck it. We do indeed give the name the daisy, &c. &c. The poets have not 
of primrose to the lilac flower, but we do neglected to pay due honours to this 
this in courtesy : we feel that it is not the sweet spring-flower, which unites in 
primrose of our youth ; not the primrose itself such delicacy of form, colour, 
with which we have played at bo-peep and fragrance ; they give it a forlorn 
in the woods ; not the irresistible prim- and pensive character. The poems ot 
rose which has so often lured our young Clare are as thickly strewn with prim- 
feet into the wet grass, and procured us roses as the woods themselves ; the two 
coughs and chid ings. There is a senti- following passages are from " The Village 
ment in flowers: there are flowers we Minstrel." 
cannot look upon, or even hear named, 

" O, who can speak his joys when spring's young morn 

From wood and pasture opened on his view, 

When tender green buds blush upon the thorn, 

And the first primrose dips its leaves in dew 



" And while he pluck'd the primrose in its pride, 

He ponder'd o'er its bloom 'twixt joy and pain ; 
And a rude sonnet in its praise he tried, 

Where nature's simple way the aid of art supplied." 

the fresh and open air, which never 

NATURALISTS CALENDAR. comes to town> Residents in cities, 

Mean Temperature ... 39 54. therefore, must seek it at some distance 

.^ v o from their abodes ; and those who cannot, 

^TlHrtl) O. may derive some pleasure from a sonnet, 

At this season there is a sweetness in by the rural bard quoted just now. 

Approach of Spring. 
Sweet are the omens of approaching Spring 

When gay the elder sprouts her winged leaves 
When tootling robins carol-welcomes sing, 

And sparrows chelp glad tidings from the eaves. 
What lovely prospects wait each wakening hour, 

When each new day some novelty displays, 
How sweet the sun-beam melts the crocus flower, 

Whose borrowed pride shines dizen'd in his rays : 
Sweet, new-laid hedges flush their tender greens : 
Sweet peep the arum-leaves their shelter screens : 

Ah ! sweet is all that I'm denied to share : 
Want's painful hindrance sticks me to her stall ; 

But still Hope's smiles unpoint the thorns of Care 
Since Heaven's eternal spring is free from all ! Clare. 



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THE ELEPHANT, 

fce laflj fceaJi at e^ter 



In the 'position he liked best 
'He seem'd to drop, to sudden rest ; 
NOT bow'd his neck, but still a sense 
Retain'd of his magnificence ; 
For, as he fell, he raised his head 
And held it, as in life, when dead. 

VISIT TO MR. CROSS; PROPRIETOR OF THE ELEPHANT. 



The most remarkable incident in the 
metropolis, since "the panic'' in the 
neighbourhood of the Royal Exchange, 
in January, 1826, was the death of the 
celebrated elephant at Exeter Change., .in 
March of the same year; not that it is 
attempted to insinuate comparison be- 
tween these events, as to their nature or con- 
sequences, but it may fairly be observed, 

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that each produced what is commonly 
called " a sensation " in town and coun- 
try, and that each originated in peculiar 
excitement. 

Wishing to record the death of the 
elephant in this work, and to relate only 
what is true, I resorted to Mr. Cross, 
whose menagerie has sustained a bereave 
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can be supplied, at a vast expense, and 
after a long lapse of time. On explaining 
my wish and purpose, Mr. Cross readily 
assented to furnish me with the informa- 
tion I desired, and communicated the fol- 
lowing particulars. I committed them to 
paper during my interviews, and after 
digesting them into order, submitted the 
whole to his revision. Except as to mere 
language and occasional illustrations, the 
narrative is, in fact, the narrative of Mr. 
Cross. It differs in many essential re- 
spects from other accounts, but it only so 
differs, because every statement is accu- 
rately related from Mr. Cross's lips. Cir- 
cumstances which occurred during his 
temporary absence at the critical moment, 
were supplied to me in his presence 
by Mr. Tyler, the gentleman who 
arranged and cooperated with Mr. Her- 
ring, during the exigency that rendered 
the destruction of the elephant imperative. 

The first owner of the lordly animal, 
now no more, was Mr. Harris, pro- 
prietor of Covent-garden theatre. He 
purchased it in July, 1810, for nine hun- 
dred guineas on its arrival in England, 
aboard the Astel, Captain Hay, and the 
elephant "came out as a public per- 
former the same year, in the procession 
of a grand pantomime, called " Harle- 
quin Padmanaba." Mrs. Henry John- 
stone was his graceful rider, and he was 
" played up to " by the celebrated colum- 
bine, Mrs. Parker, whose husband had a 
joint interest with Mr. Harris in the new 
performer. During his " engagement" at 
this theatre, Mr. Polito " signed articles" 
with Messrs. Harris and Parker for his 
further "appearance in public" at the 
Royal Menagerie, Exeter Change. On 
the death of Mr. Polito, in 1814, Mr. 
Cross, who for twenty years had been 
superintendent of the concern, became 
its purchaser, and the elephant, thus 
transferred, remained with Mr. Cross till 
the termination of his life. From 
his " last farewell " to the public at 
Covent-garden theatre, he was stationary 
at the menagerie, from whence he was 
never removed, and, consequently, he was 
never exhibited at any other place. 

On the elephant's first arrival from In- 
dia he had two keepers ; these accompa- 
nied him to Exeter Change, and to their 
controul he implicitly submitted, until the 
death of one of them, within the first year 
after Mr. Cross's proprietorship, when the 
animal's increasing bulk and strength 
rendered it necessary to enlarge his den, 



or rather to construct a new one. The 
bars of the old one were not thicker than 
a man's arm. With Mr. Harrison, the 
carpenter, who built his new den, and 
with whom he had formed a previous in- 
timacy, he was remarkably docile, and 
accommodated himself to his wishes in 
every respect. He was occasionally 
troublesome to his builder from love of 
play, but the prick of a gimblet was an 
intimation he obeyed, till a desire for 
fresh frolic prompted him to further inter- 
ference, and then a renewal of the hint, 
or some trifling eatable from the carpen- 
ter's pocket, abated the interruption. In 
this way they went on together till the 
work was completed, and while the ele- 
phant retained his senses, he was happy 
in every opportunity that afforded him the 
society of his friend Harrison. The den 
thus erected will be particularized pre- 
sently : it was that wherein he remained 
till his death. 

About six years ago this elephant indi- 
cated an excitement which is natural to 
the species', and which prevails every year 
for a short season. At the period now 
spoken of, his keeper having gone into 
his den to exhibit him, the animal refused 
obedience ; on striking him with a slight 
cane, as usual, the elephant violently 
threw him down : another keeper seeing 
the danger, tossed a pitchfork to his com- 
rade, which the animal threw aside like 
a straw. A person then .ran to alarm 
Mr. Cross, who hurried down stairs, and 
catching up a shovel, struck the animal 
violently on the head, and suddenly seiz- 
ing the prostrated man, dragged him from 
the den, and saved his life. 

This was the first appearance of those 
annual paroxysms, wherein the elephant, 
whether wild or confined, becomes in- 
furiated. At such a period it is custom- 
ary in India to liberate the elephants and 
let them run to the forests, whence, on 
the conclusion of the fit, they usually re- 
turn to their wonted subjection. Such 
an experiment being impossible with Mr. 
Cross, he resorted to pharmacy, and, in 
the course of fifty-two hours, succeed- 
ed in deceiving his patient into the 
taking of twenty-four pounds of salts, 
twenty-four pounds of treacle, six ounces 
of calomel, an ounce and a half of tartar 
emetic, and six drams' of powder of gam- 
boge. To this he added a bottle of 
croton oil, the most potent cathartic per- 
haps in existence ; of this, a full dram 
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cient for at least sixty full doses to thjQ 
human being; yet, though united with the 
preceding enormous quantity of other 
medicine, it operated no apparent effect. 
At this juncture Mr. Nylew, a native 
East Indian, and a man of talent, sug- 
gested to Mr. Cross the administration of 
animal oil, as a medicine of efficacy. 
Six pounds of marrow from beef bones 
were accordingly placed within his reach, 
as if it had been left by accident ; the 
liquorish beast, who would probably have 
refused it had it been tendered him an 
his food, swallowed the bait. The resiilt 
justified Mr. Nyleve's prediction. To 
my inquiry whether the marrow had not 
accelerated an operation which would 
have succeeded the previous administra- 
tion, Mr. Cross answered, that he believed 
the beef marrow was the really active 
medicine, because, after an interval of 
three weeks, he gave the same quantity 
wholly unaccompanied, and the same 
aperient effect followed. He never, how- 
ever, could repeat the experiment ; for 
the elephant in successive .years wholly 
refused the marrow, however attempted 
to be disguised, or with whatever it was 
mixed. 

In subsequent years, during these pe- 
riods of excitement, the paroxysms suc- 
cessively increased in duration ; but 
there was no increase of violence until 
the present year, when the symptoms be- 
came more alarming, and medicine pro- 
duced no diminution of the animal's 
heightened rage. On Sunday, (the 26th 
of February,) a quarter of a pound of cal- 
omel was given to him in gruel. Three 
grains of this is a dose for a man ; and 
though the entire quantity given to the 
elephant was more than equal to six hun- 
dred of those doses, it failed of pro- 
ducing in him any other effect than ex- 
treme suspicion of any food that was 
tendered to him, if it at all varied in ap- 
pearance from what he was accustomed 
to at other times. On Monday morning 
some warm ale was offered him in a 
bucket, for the purpose of assisting the 
operation of the calomel, but he would 
not touch it till Cartmell, his keeper, 
drank a portion of the liquor himself, 
when he readily took it. The fluid did 
not appear to accelerate the wished-for 
object ; and, in fact, the calomel wholly 
failed to operate. Though in a state of 
constant irritation, he remained tolerably 
quiet throughout Monday and Tuesday, 
until Wednesday, the 1st of March, when 



additional medicine became necessary, 
and Mrs, -Cross conceived the thought of 
giving it to him through some person 
whom the elephant had not seen, .and 
whom therefore he might regard as a 
casual visiter, and not suspect. To a 
certain extent the feint succeeded. She 
sent some buns to him by a strange lad, 
in one of which a quantity of calomel 
had been introduced. He ate each bun 
from the boy's hand till that with the 
calomel was presented; instead of .con- 
veying it to his mouth, he instantly 
dropped the bun, and crushed it with his 
foot. In this way he was accustomed tc 
treat every thing of food that he disliked. 
It was always considered that the ele- 
phant's den was of sufficient strength and 
magnitude to accommodate, and be proof 
against any attack he was able to direct 
against it, even in his most violent displea- 
sure. In the course of the four preceding 
years the front had sustained many hundred 
of his powerful lounges, without any part 
having been substantially injured, or the 
smallest ; portion displaced, or rendered 
rickety in -the slightest degree; but on this 
morning, (Wednesday,) about ten o?clock, 
he made a tremendous rush at the front, 
wholly unexcited by provocation, and 
broke the tenon, 01 square end at the top 
of the hinge story-post, to which the gates 
are hung, from its socket or mortise in 
the massive cross beam above; and, con- 
sequently, the strong iron clamped gates 
which had hitherto resisted his many 
furious attacks upon them, lost their secu- 
rity. Mr. Cross was then absent from the 
menagerie, and, in the urgency .of tin 
moment, his friend Mr. Tyler, a -gentle- 
man "of great coolness and faculty of ar- 
rangement, gave orders for. a strong massy 
piece of timber to be placed in front of 
his den, as a temporary fixture against 
the broken story-post ; and offered every 
thing 'he could think of to pamper, and, 
:if possible, to allay the animal's fury. .On 
Mr. Cross's arrival he rightly judged, that 
another such lounge would prostrate the 
gates ; and, as it was known that Mr. 
Harrison, the carpenter of the den, who 
formerly possessed great influence over 
him, had now lost all power of controul- 
ing him, it was morally certain, that 
if any other person's attempted to re- 
pair the mischief in an effectual way, 
their lives -would be forfeited. Mr. 
Cross, under these circumstances of 
imminent danger, instantly determined 
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sible despatch, as the only measure he 
could possibly adopt for his own safety 
and the safety of the public. Having 
formed his resolution, he went without 
a moment's delay to Mr. Gifford, chemist 
in the Strand, and requested to be sup- 
plied with a potent poison, destitute if 
possible of taste or smell. Mr. Gifford, 
sensible of the serious consequences to 
Mr. Cross in a pecuniary point of view, 
entreated him to reflect still further, and 
not to commit an act of which he might 
hereafter repent. Mr. Cross assured him 
that whatever irritation he might mani- 
fest, proceeded from his own feelings of 
regard towards the elephant, heightened 
by a sense of the loss that would ensue 
upon his purpose being effected ^ 
adding, that he had a firm conviction that 
unless the animal's death was immediate- 
ly accomplished, loss of human life must 
ensue. Mr. Gifford replied, that he had 
never seen or complied more reluctantly 
with his wish on any occasion, and he 
gave 'him four ounces of arsenic. 
Mr. Cross declares that on his way 
back, the conflict of his feelings was so 
great at that moment, that he imagines no 
person comtemplating murder could ten- 
el u re greater agony. The arsenic was 
mixed with oats, and a quantity of sugar 
being added by way of inducement, it was 
offered to the elephant as his ordinary 
meal by his keeper. The sagacious 
animal wholly refused to touch it. 

His eyes now glared like lenses <of glass 
reflecting a red and burning light. 
In order to soothe him, some oranges, to 
which fruit he had great liking, were re- 
peatedly proffered ; but though these were 
in a pure state, he took them, one after 
the other, as they were presented to him., 
and dropping each on the floor of his den 
instantly squelched it with his foot, and 
having thus disposed of a few he refused 
to take another. This utter rejection of 
food, with amazing increase of fury, 
heightened Mr. Cross's alarm. He again 
went out, and in great agitation procured 
half an ounce of corrosive sublimate to 
be mixed in a quantity of conserve of 
roses, securely tied in a bladder, to 
prevent, if possible, any scent from the 
poison, and with some hope that if the 
animal detected any effluvia through the 
air-tight skin it would be the odour of 
roses and sugar, which were substances 
peculiarly grateful to him. The elephant 
was accustomed to swallow several 
things lying about within reach of his 



proboscis, which, if tendered to him, he 
would have refused ; and this habit sug- 
gesting the possibility that he might sc 
dispose of this, which, it was quite cer- 
tain, if presented would have been re 
jected, the ball was placed so that he 
might find it ; but the instant he perceived 
it he seemed to detect the purpose,; he 
hastily seized it, and as hastily letting it 
fall, violently smashed it with his foot. 

The peril was becoming greater every 
minute. The elephant's weight was up- 
wards of five tons, and from such an ani- 
mal's excessive rage, in a place of inse- 
cure confinement, the most terrible con- 
sequences were to be feared. Mr. Cross 
therefore intrusted his friend, Mr. Tyler, 
to direct and assist the endeavours of the 
keepers for the controul of the infuriated 
beast. He .then despatched a messenger 
to his brother-in-law, Mr. Herring, in the 
New Road, Paddington, a man of deter- 
mined resolution, and an excellent shot, 
stating the danger, and requesting him to 
come to the menagirie. As he arrived 
without arms, they went together to Mr. 
Stevens, gunsmith, in High Holborn, for 
rifles. On their way to him they called 
at Surgeons-hall, Lincoln's-Inn Fields, 
where they hoped to see the skeleton of 
an elephant, in order to form a judgment 
of -the places through which the shots 
would be likeliest to reach the vital parts. 
In this they were disappointed, the college 
of surgeons not having the skeleton of 
the animal in its collection 4 but Mr. 
Clift, who politely received them, commu- 
nicated what information he possessed ou 
the subject. Mr. Stevens lent him three 
rifles, and at his house Mr. Cross left 
Mr. Herring to get the pieces ready, 
after instructing him to cooperate with 
Mr. Tyler, in attempting the destruction 
of the animal, if it should be absolutely 
necessary before he returned himself. 
From thence Mr. Cross hastened to Great 
Marlborough-street, for the advice of Mr. 
Joshua Brookes, the eminent anatomist. 
He found that gentleman in his theatre, 
delivering a public lecture. Sense of 
danger deprived Mr. Cross of the atten- 
tions due to time and place under ordi- 
nary circumstances, and he immediately 
addressed Mr. Brookes; "Sir, a word 
with you, if you please, immediately 
I have not an instant to lose." ME 
Brookes concluded his lecture directly 
and knowing Mr. Cross would not have 
intruded upon him except from extreme 
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him such instructions as the case seemed 
to require. Mr. Cross, accompanied by 
one of Mr. Brookes's pupils, hastened 
homeward. They were met near the me- 
nagerie by Mr. Tyler, who entreated Mr. 
Cross to run to Somerset-house and ob- 
tain military assistance from that place, 
for that they had been compelled to use 
the rifles in their own defence, and had 
put a number of shot in him without 
being able to get him down. Mr. 
Brookes's pupil accompanied Mr. Tyler, 
to assist him, if possible, while Mr. Cross 
rapidly proceeded to Somerset-house, 
where he found a sentry on duty, who 
did not dare to quit his post, and referred 
him to the guard -room, where there 
were only two other privates and a cor- 
poral, who, at first, declared his utter in- 
ability to lend him either men or arms ; 
but on the earnest entreaties of Mr. Cross 
for aid, and his repeated representations, 
that he would be responsible in purse and 
person, and compensate any conse- 
quences that could be incurred by a di- 
reliction from the formalities of military 
duty on so pressing an occasion, the 
corporal relented, and, w-ith one of the 
privates, hastened to the menagerie. 

Mr. Cross now met Herring, of the 
public offioe, Bow-street, to whom he 
eomimmieated the situation of affairs at 
Exeter Change, and requested his assist- 
ance in obtaining arms. Herring sug- 
gested an application to Bow-street for 
that purpose. It appears that from acci- 
dent they were not' procurable there, and 
deeming it possible that they might be 
got at sir W. Congreve's office, Mr. 
Cross ran thither, where he was also dis- 
appointed. Mr. Brooks, glassman of the 
Strand, informed Mr. Cross there were 
small arms in the neighbourhood of So- 
merset-house ; these, on returning to that 
place, were discovered to be old howit- 
zers, and, therefore, useless. From thence 
he went on board the police-ship stationed 
on- the Thames, near Waterloo-bridge, 
expecting to find swivels, and was again 
disappointed ; being informed, however, 
hat swivels were fired during civic pro- 
^essions from Hawes's soarp manufactory, 
on the Surrey side of the river, near 
Blackfriars-bridge, he rowed over and 
obtained a swivel, with a few balls, and the 
{eadof a poker, and the assistance of one 
f Mr. Hawes's men. The use for either, 
lowever, eeased to exist ; for they arrived 
at the menagerie within a few minutes 
the conclusion of such a scene as 



had never been exhibited in that place 
nor, probably, in any other in this coun, 
try. The elephant was dead. 

To describe the proceedings of Exete 
Change, from the time of Mr. Cross' 
leaving it, it is necessary to recur to tb 
period of Mr. Herring's appearance thi- 
ther, on his return from Mr. Stevens's, in 
Holborn, with the three rifles, and one or 
Mr. Stevens's assistants. He found that 
the violence of the elephant had increased 
every minute from the period of his de- 
parture with Mr. Cross, and that at great 
personal hazard Mr. Tyler, with Cartmell 
and Newsam, and the other keepers, had 
prevented him from breaking down the 
front of the den. 

The keepers faced him with long pikes 
or spears, to deter him as much as possi- 
ble from efforts to liberate himself from 
the confinement, which at ordinary pe- 
riods he had submitted to without re- 
straint. When he lounged furiously at 
the bars, they assailed him with great 
bravery, and their threats and menaces 
prevented the frequency of his attacks. In 
this state of affairs Mr. Herring concurred 
with Mr. Tyler, that to wait longer for 
Mr. Cross would endanger the existence 
of every person present ; and having com- 
municated the fact to Mrs. Cross, who 
had the highest regard for the animal 
from his ordinary docility, she was con- 
vinced, by their representations, that hi*> 
death must be accomplished immediately, 
and therefore assented to it. 

For the information of persons not ac- 
quainted with the menagerie,, it is neces- 
sary to state that it occupies the entire 
range of the floor above Exeter Change, 
the lower part of which edifice withinside 
is occupied by shops belonging to Mr. 
Clarke. This part of the building, on 
the business of the day being concluded, 
is closed every night by the strong folding 
gates at each end, which, when open, 
allow a free passage to the public through 
the Change. It will be perceived, there- 
fore, that the flooring above is Mr. Cross's 
menagerie, or, at least, that very import- 
ant part of it which is allotted to his 
matchless collection of quadrupeds. A large 
arrangement of other animals is in other 
apartments, on a higher story. Nero, not 
Wombwell's Nero, which was baited by 
that showman at Warwick, but a lion not 
only in eveiy respect finer than his name- 
sake, and, in short, the noblest of hi.s 
noble species in England, occupies a den 
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the Change. Other lions and animals 
are properly secured in their places of 
exhibition, on each side of the room, 
and the east end is' wholly occupied by 
the den of the elephant ; its floor being 
supported by a foundation of brick and 
timber more than adequate to the amazing 
weight of the animal. The requisite 
strength and construction of this flooring 
necessarily raise it nearly two feet from 
the flooring of the other part of the men- 
agerie, which, though amazingly stable, 
and capable of bearing any other beast 
in perfect safety, would have immediately 
given way beneath the tread of the ele- 
phant ; and had he forced his den he 
must have fallen through. 

As soon, therefore, as his sudden death 
was resolved on, Mr. Tyler went down to 
Mr. Clarke, and acquainting him with the 
danger arising out of the immediate ne- 
cessity, suggested the instant removal 
of every person from the Change below, 
and the closing of the Change gates. Mr. 
Clarke, and all belonging to his establish- 
ment, saw the propriety of their speedy 
departure, and in a few minutes the gates 
were barred and locked. By the adop- 
tion of these precautions, if the elephant 
had broken down the floor no lives 
would have been lost, although much va- 
luable property would have been destroy- 
ed ; and, in the event contemplated, the 
animal himself would have been confined 
within the basement. Still, however, a 
sJight exertion of his enormous strength 
could have forced the gates. If he had 
made his entry into the Strand, it is im- 
possible to conjecture the mischief that 
might have ensued in that crowded 
thoroughfare, from his infuriated passion. 

On Mr. Tyler's return up stairs from 
Mr. Clarke, it was evident from the ele- 
phant's extreme rage, that not a moment 
was to be lost. Three rifles therefore 
were immediately loaded, and Mr. Her- 
ring, accompanied by Mr. Stevens's assist- 
ant entered the menagerie, each with a 
rifle, and took their stations for the pur- 
pose of firing. Mr. Tyler pointed out to 
the keepers the window places, and such 
recesses as they might fly to if the ele- 
phant broke through, and enjoining each 
man to select a particular spot as his own 
exclusive retreat, concluded by showing 
the danger of any two of them running to 
the same place for shelter. The keepers 
with their pikes, placed themselves in the 
rear of Mr. Herring and his assistant,who 
stood immediately opposite the den, at 



about the distance of twelve feet in the 
front. Mr. Herring requested Cartmell 
to call in his usual tone to the elephant 
when he exhibited him to visiters, on 
which occasions the animal was accus- 
tomed to face his friends with the hope of 
receiving something from their hands. 
CartmelFs cry of " Chunee ! Chunee ! Chu- 
neelah!" in his exhibiting tone, produced 
a somewhat favourable posture for 
his enemies, and he instantly received two 
bullets aimed from the rifles towards the 
heart ; they entered immediately behind 
the shoulder blade, at the distance of 
about three inches from each other. The 
moment the balls had perforated his body 
he made a fierce and heavy rush at the 
front, which further weakened the gates, 
shivered the side bar next to the dislodged 
story-post, and drove it out into the me- 
nagerie. The fury of the animal's as- 
sault was* terrific, the crash of the timbers, 
the hallooing of the keepers in their re- 
treat, the calls for " rifles ! rifles I" and 
the confusion and noise incident to the 
scene, rendered it indescribably terrific. 
The assailants rallied in a few seconds, 
and came pointing their spears with 
threats. Mr. Tyler having handed two 
other rifles, they were discharged as before ; 
and, as before, produced a similar des- 
perate lounge from the enraged beast at 
the front of his den. Had it been effect- 
ive, and he had descended on the floor, 
his weight must have inevitably carried 
it, together with himself, his assailants, 
and the greater part of the lions, and other 
animals, into the Change below, and by 
possibility have buried the entire mena- 
gerie in ruins. " Rifles ! rifles !" were 
again called for, and from this awful cri- 
sis it was only in the power of Mr. Tyler 
and some persons outside, to load quick 
enough for the discharge of one rifle at 
a time. The maddened animal turned 
round in his den incessantly, apparently 
with the design of keeping his head from 
the riflemen, who after the first two dis- 
charges could only obtain single shots at 
him. The shutter inside of a small grated 
window, which stood in a projection into 
the den, at one of the back corners, was 
now unshipped, and from this position Mr. 
Herring fired several shots through the 
grating. The elephant thus attacked in 
the rear as well as the front, flew round 
the den with the speed of a race-horse, 
uttering frightful yells and screams, and 
stopping at intervals to bound from the 
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rushes shook the entire building, and ex- deavoured to conceal his head by keeping 
cited the most terrifying expectation that his rear to the front ; and lest he should 
he would bring down the entire mass of either make a successful effort at the gate, 



wood and iron-work, and project himself 
among his assailants. 

After the discharge of about thirty 
balls, he stooped and sunk deliberately on 
his haunches. Mr. Herring, conceiving that 
a shot had struck him in a vital part, cried 
out " He's down, boys ! he's down 1" 
and so he was, but it was only for a mo- 
ment : he leapt up with renewed vigour, 
and at least eighty balls were successively 
discharged at him from different positions 
before he fell a second time. Previous to 
that fall, Mr. Joshua Brookes had ar- 
rived with his son, and suggested to Mr. 
Herring to aim especially at the ear, at 
the eye, and at the gullet. 

The two soldiers despatched from 
Somerset-house by Mr. Cross came in 
a short time before Mr. Brookes, and dis- 
charged about three or four rounds of 
ball cartridge, which was all the amuni- 
tion they had. It is a remarkable in- 
stance of the animal's subjection to his 
keeper, that though in this deranged 
state, he sometimes recognised Cartmell's 
usual cry of " Chunee ! Chunee ! Chunee- 
lah !" by sounds with which he was accus- 
tomed to answer the call, and that more 
than once, when Cartmell called out " Bite 
Chunee ! bite P which was his ordinary 
command to the elephant to kneel, he 
actually knelt, and in that position re- 
ceived the balls in the parts particularly 
desired to be aimed at. Cartmell, there- 
fore, kept himself as much as possible out 
of view as one of the assailarits, in order 
that his voice might retain its wonted 
ascendency. He and Newsam, and their 
comrades took every opportunity of 
thrusting at him. Cartmell, armed with a 
sword at the end of a pole, which he af- 
terwards affixed to a rifle, pierced him 
several times. 

On the elephant's second fall he lay 
with his face towards the back of the den, 
and with one of his feet thrust out be- 
tween the bars, so that the toes touched 
the menagerie floor. At this time he had 
from a hundred and ten to a hundred and 
twenty balls in him; as he lay in a 
posture, Cartmell thrust the sword into 
nis body to the hilt. The sanguinary con- 
flict had now lasted nearly an hour; yet, 
with astonishing alacrity, he again rose, 
without evincing any sign that he had 
sustained vital injury, though it was ap- 
parent he was much exhausted. He en- 



or,on receiving his death-wound, fall back- 
wards against it, which would inevitably 
have carried the whole away, the keepers 
availed themselves of the juncture to ra- 
pidly lash the gates of his den with a 
chain and ropes so securely, that he could 
not force them without bringing down the 
entire front. 

Mr. Herring now directed his rifle 
constantly to the ear : one of these balls 
took so much effect, that the elephant 
suddenly rushed round from the blow, 
and made his last furious effort at the 
gates. Mr. Tyler describes this rush as 
the most awful of the whole. If the gates 
had not been firmly lashed, the animal 
must have come through; for, by this 
last effort, he again dislodged them, 
and they were kept upright by the 
chain and ropes alone. Mr. Herring from 
this time chiefly directed his fire at 
the gullet ; at last he fell, but with so 
much deliberation, and in a position so 
natural to his usual habits, that he seemed 
to have lain down to rest himself. Mr. 
Herring continued to fire at him, and 
spears were ran into his sides, but he re- 
mained unmoved, nor did he stir from the 
first moment of his .fall. Four or five 
discharges from a rifle into his ear pro- 
duced no effect : it was evident that he 
was without sense, and that he had drop- 
ped dead, into the posture wherein he al- 
ways lay when alive. 

The fact that such an animal, of such; 
prodigious size and strength, was destroy- 
ed in such a place, without an accident, 
from the commencement to the close of 
the assaults a subject of real astonishment. 
The situation of Mr. Cross's menagerie, 
after the removal of the elephant, was 
equally and almost as agreeably surpris- 
ing. A partial dissection took place on 
the Sunday, and in the course of the same 
day the body of the animal, with the 
skeleton, hide, and every particle of the 
remains, were removed. A stranger en T 
tering the place on Tuesday, ignorant of 
the recent event, could not have suspect- 
ed such an occurrence. The menagerie 
was destitute of offensive smell, and, in 
every respect, preserved its usual appear- 
ance of order and cleanliness. Thus 
much is testified by the editor of the 
Every-Day Book from personal observa- 
tion ; and, if he were not too unwell to 
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particulars jespecling " Chuneelah," 
which are necessarily deferred till the 
next sheet. 

A representation of the outude front 
of the den seeming essential to the right 
understanding of the narrative, an en- 
graving of it is added from a drawing 
made by Mr. Jchn Clej. horn, the archi- 



tectural draftsman, for that purpose. It 
is minutely correct in form and propor- 
tion, and shows the bar which the ele- 
phant broke and displaced in his last 
lounge. Though of solid oak, six inches 
square, it broke beneath mVrash like a 
slight .'tick. 

This engraving will be particularly 
referred to hereafter. 




Ben of tfce (Efrpbant at jttrr 



The posture of the animal as he lay 
dead,, is shown by the engraving at the 
head of this article. 

Several interesting anecdotes concerning 
elephants are extracted and subjoined from 
th$ Philosophical Transactions, Grose's 



Voyage to the East Indies, Shaw's Zoology r 
Goldsmith's Animated Nature, the Gentle 
man's Magazine, and other works and col- 
lections, some of which are named in the 
extracts themselves. 



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Tn the "London Magazine," for 1761, 
there is an imperfect description of a 
large elephant, which is there called a 
" monstrous creature," presented by the 
court of Persia to the king, of Naples at 
that period. There is a detailed account 
of the animal by M. Nollet r in the " Phi- 
losophical Transactions" of the French 
Royal Academy. The " London " editor 
was so struck by this elephant's enormous 
consumption of food, that he observes, 
" as the keeping of an elephant is so ex- 
pensive, we may conclude that no old 
or full-grown one will ever be brought 
here for a show." It is true that Mr. 
Cross's elephant, on his arrival in this 
country, was neither old nor full-grown ; 
but his exhibition falsifies the English 
editor's presumption, that the great outlay 
for such an animal's keep would be an 
effectual bar to such enterprise as we 
have seen manifested by Mr. Cross, 
whose elephant was in size, and other 
respects, greatly superior to the " enor- 
mous" elephant of his majesty of the 
Two Sicilies. 

Besinian observes, that the Bullets to 
be made use of in hunting and killing the 
elephants, must be of iron, lead being too 
soft in its texture to do any execution. 
He says, " elephants are very difficult to 
be killed, unless the ball happens to light 
betwixt the eyes and the ears ; to which 
end the bullet ought to be iron also. 
Their skin is as good proof against the 
common musket lead balls, as a wall ; 
and if they hit the mentioned place be- 
come entirely flat." Afterwards he says, 
"Those who pretended thoroughly to 
understand the elephant-shooting, told us, 
that we ought to have shot iron bullets, 
since those of lead are flatted, either by 
their bones, or the toughness of their skin." 

About the year 1767, a cutler at Shef- 
field in Yorkshire, in sawing an elephant's 
tooth into proper laminae or scantlings 
of ivory, met with a resistance which 
he had great difficulty to overcome. 
After he had got through the ob- 
struction, it proved to be an iron bullet, 
lodged in the very body of the tooth, with- 
out any visible mark externally of the 
place where it entered. 

Tn 18dl, Mr. Charles Combe described 
to theRoyalSociety, an elephant's tusk with 
the iron head of a spear thoroughly im- 
bedded in it. From its position, he pre- 



sumed it to have been forced by manual 
strength, through that part of the skirtl 
contiguous to the tusk ; and that pursuing 
the natural course of the cavity, it pointed 
downwards towards the apex of the tusk. 
Other substances foreign to the natural 
growth of the tusks of elephants, are fre- 
quently, found within them. 

It is not until after the discharge of a 
hundred or perhaps double the number of 
rifles, that the elephant is slain in India, 
when he is chased by persons inured to 
the danger, and determined on his de- 
struction. It will not excite astonish- 
ment, therefore, that Mr. Cross's noble 
animal should have retained life under 
the firing of one hundred and fifty-two 
shots. There is an account of a splendid 
hunting party of a late Nawab Asuf-ud- 
Dowlah, who, with an immense retinue, 
took the field for the purpose of destroy- 
ing every animal they met with. On a 
large plain overgrown with grass they 
discovered a wild elephant. The Nawab 
immediately formed a semicircle, with 
four hundred tame elephants, who were 
directed to advance and surround him. 
When the semicircle of elephants got 
within three hundred yards of the wild 
one, he looked amazed, but not frightened. 
Two large and fierce elephants were or- 
dered to advance against him, but they 
were repulsed by a dreadful shock, and 
drove by the Nawab, who, as the wild 
one passed, ordered some of the strongest 
female elephants to go alongside and 
endeavour to entangle him with nooses 
and running knots; the attempt, how- 
ever, was vain, as he snapped every rope, 
and none of the tame elephants could 
stop his progress. The Nawab, perceiv- 
ing it impossible to catch him, ordered 
his death, and immediately a volley of 
above a hundred shots were fired. Many 
of the balls hit him, but he seemed un- 
concerned, and moved on towards th 
mountains. An incessant fire was kept up 
for nearly half an hour ; the Nawab and 
most of his omras, or lords, used rifles, 
which carried two or three ounce balls 
but they made very little impression, ana 
scarcely penetrated beyond the skin. Out 
author, who was mounted on a female 
elephant, went up repeatedly within ten 
yards of the wild one, and fired his rifle 
at his head ; the blood gushed out, but 
the skull was invulnerable. Some of the 
Kandahar horse then galloped up and 
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length, being much exhausted with the 
loss of blood, from the number oC wounds 
which he had received, he slackened his 
pace, and became quite calm and serene, 
as if determined to meet his approaching 
end. The horsemen, seeing him weak 
and slow, dismounted, and with their 
swords commenced a furious attack on 
the tendons of his hind legs, which were 
soon divided, and the operation com- 
pletely disabled the poor animal from 
proceeding any further: he staggered, 
and then fell without a groan. The 
hatchet-men now advanced, and began to 
cut away his large ivory tusks, while the 
norsemen and soldiers in the most unfeel- 
ing manner attacked the dying creature 
with their swords. We can readily be- 
lieve the writer, when he says the sight 
was very affecting. The noble animal 
still breathed, and breathed without a 
groan. He rolled his eyes in anguish on 
the surrounding crowd, and, making a 
last effort to rise, expired with a sigh, 

Before gunpowder was invented, ele- 
phants were used by the nations of Asia 
and Africa for the purposes of war, and 
the kings of Ceylon, Pegu, and Arracan, 
have from time immemorial employed 
them for this use. Sharp sword-blades 
were fastened to their trunks, and upon 
their backs were fixed small wooden 
castles, containing five or six men, armed 
with javelins, and other missile weapons. 
The Greeks and Romans, however, soon 
learnt the best method of defence against 
these enormous warriors. They opened 
their ranks to let them pass through, and 
directed their whole attack against their 
riders. But since tire-arms have become 
the principal instruments of war, ele- 
phants, who are terrified both by the fire, 
and the noise of their discharge, would 
be of more detriment than advantage to 
the party that should employ them. 
Some of the Indian kings, however, still 
use armed elephants in their wars. In 
Cochin, and other parts of Malabar, all 
the soldiers that do not fight on foot are 
mounted upon elephants. This is also 
the case in Tonqxun, Siam, and Pegu, 
where the use of fire-arms is but little 
known. The leader of the elephant sits 
astride upon his neck, and the combat- 
ants sit or stand upon other parts of his 
body. The elephants also prove very 
serviceable in passing rivers, and carry 
the baggage over on their backs. When 
their leaders have loaded them with a 



burden of several hundred weight, they 
tie cords to it, by which the soldiers hold 
fast and swim, or are drawn across the 
river. In battle, a heavy iron chain is 
sometimes fastened to the end of their 
trunk, which they swing about with 
such rapidity, as renders it impossible 
for an enemy to approach them. Ano- 
ther service which these animals perform 
in war, consists in forcing open the gates 
of besieged towns or fortresses. This 
they do, by stemming themselves with 
their haunches against the gates, and 
moving from side to side till they have 
broken the hinges, and forced open the 
gate. In order to prevent this, the be- 
sieged have generally large nails fixed 
in the gates, and projecting to a consider- 
able length. 

Elephants are also employed for tran- 
sporting heavy ordnance over mountains, 
in doing which they show a, singular 
degree of ingenuity. When oxen or 
horses are harnessed to a piece of ord- 
nance, it requires the exertion of all their 
strength to draw it up an ascent. The 
elephant, in such cases, pushes the car- 
riage forward with his forehead, and after 
every push, stems his knees against the 
wheels, whereby he prevents it from 
rolling back. 

Wild elephants were caught and trained 
at an early period; since we find Arrian, 
who flourished about the 104th year of 
Christ, giving us the following account of 
the manner of taking elephants in India. 
The Indians enclose a large spot of 
ground, with a trench about twenty feet 
wide, and fifteen high, to which there is 
access but in one part, and this is a 
bridge, and is covered with turf; in order 
that these animals, who are very subtle, 
may not suspect what is intended. Of 
the earth that is dug out of the trench, a 
kind of wall is raised, on the other side of 
which a little kind of chamber is made, 
where people conceal themselves in order 
to watch these animals, and its entrance 
is very small. In this enclosure two or 
three tame female elephants are set. The 
instant the wild elephants see or smell 
them, they run and whirl about so much, 
that at last they enter the enclosure; 
upon which the bridge is immediately 
broken down, and the people upon the 
watch fly to the neighbouring villages for 
help. After they have been broken for 
few days by hunger and thirst, people 
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pliants, and with these they attack them. 
As the wild ones are by this time very 
much weakened, it is impossible for them 
to make a long resistance. After throw- 
ing them on the ground, men get upon 
their backs, having first made a deep 
wound round their necks, about which 
they throw a rope, in order to put them 
to great pain in case they attempt to stir. 
Being tamed in this manner, they suffer 
themselves to be led quietly to the houses 
with the rest, where they are fed with 
grass and green corn, and tamed insen- 
sibly by blows and hunger, till such time 
as they obey readily their master's voice, 
and perfectly understand his language. 

In a description of the process of catch- 
ing wild elephants, related by John Corse, 
Esq. in the " Asiatic Researches," he 
interests the reader by an account of the 
escape of one which had been tamed, and 
of his submission to his keeper when he 
was recaptured. He says, in June, 
1787, Jattra-mungul, a male elephant 
taken the year before, was travelling in 
company with some other elephants 
towards Chittigong, laden with a tent, 
and some baggage for the accommodation 
of Mr. Buller and myself on the journey. 
Having come upon a tiger's track, which 
elephants discover readily by the smell, 
he took fright and ran off to the woods in 
spite of the efforts of his driver. On 
entering the wood, the driver saved him- 
self by springing from the elephant, and 
clinging to the branch of a tree, under 
which he was passing : when the elephant 
had got rid of his driver, he soon contrived 
to shake off his load. As soon as he ran 
away, a trained female was despatched 
after him, but could not get up in time to 
prevent his escape ; she, however, brought 
back his driver, and the load he had 
thrown off, and we proceeded, without 
any hope of ever seeing him again. 

Eighteen months after this, when a 
herd of elephants had been taken, and had 
remained several days in the enclosure, 
till they were enticed into the outlet, and 
there tied, and led out in the usual man- 
ner, one of the drivers, viewing a male 
elephant very attentively, declared that 
he resembled the one which had run away. 
This excited the curiosity of every one to 
go and look at him ; but when any person 
came near, the animal struck at him with 
his trunk, and, in every respect, appeared 
as wild and outrageous as any of the other 
elephants. At length, an old hunter, 



coming up and examining him narrowly, 
declared he was the very elephant thai 
had made his escape. 

Confident of this, he boldly rode up to 
him, on a tame elephant, and ordered him 
to lie down, pulling him by the ear at the 
same time. The animal seemed quite 
taken by surprise, and instantly obeyed 
the word of command, with as much 
quickness as the ropes with which he was 
tied permitted ; uttering at the same time 
a peculiar shrill squeak through his trunk, 
as he had formerly been known to do ; by 
which he was immediately recognised by 
every person who had ever been acquaint- 
ed with, this peculiarity. 

Thus we see that this elephant, for the 
space of eight or ten days, during which 
he was in the haddah, and even while he 
was tying in the outlet, appeared equally 
wild and fierce as the boldest elephant 
then taken ; so that he was not even sus- 
pected of having been formerly taken, till 
he was conducted from the outlet. The 
moment, however, he was addressed in a 
commanding tone, the recollection of his 
former obedience seemed to lush upon 
him at once ; and, without any difficulty,, 
he permitted a driver to be seated on his 
neck, who in a few days made him as 
tractable as ever. 

Bruce relates the Abyssinian mode of 
destroying the elephant from his own 
observation, during his return from Gon- 
dah, and while sojourning with Ayto 
Confu. His narrative is in these words. 

Though we were all happy to our wish 
in this enchanted mountain, the active 
spirit of Ayto Confu could not rest. He 
was come to hunt the elephant, and hunt 
him he would. All those that understood 
any thing of this exercise had assembled 
from a great distance, to meet Ayto Confu 
at Tcherkin. He and Engedan, from the 
moment they arrived, had been overlook- 
ing from the precipice their servants 
training and managing their horses in the 
market-place below. Great bunches of 
the finest canes had been brought from 
Kawra for javelins ; and the whole house 
was employed in fitting heads to them in 
the most advantageous manner. For my 
part, though I should have been very well 
contented to have remained where I was, 
yet the preparations for sport of so noble 
a kind roused my spirits, and made me 
desirous to join in it. 

On the 6th, an hour before day, after a 
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back, to the number of about thirty, be- 
longing to Ayto Confu. But there was 
another body, both of horse and foot> 
which made hunting Ihe elephant their 
particular business. These men dwell 
constantly in the woods, and know very 
little of the use of bread, living entirely 
upon the flesh of the beasts they kill, 
chiefly that of the elephant or rhinoceros. 
They are exceedingly thin, light, and 
agile, both on horseback and foot;; are 
very swarthy, though few of them black ; 
none of them woolly-headed, and all of 
them have European features. They are 
called Agageer, a name of their profes- 
sion, not of their nation, which comes 
from the word agar, and signifies to hough 
or hamstring with a sharp weapon. More 
properly it means the cutting of the ten- 
don of the heel, and is a characteristic of 
the manner in which they kill the ele- 
phant, which is- shortly as follows : 

Two men, absolutely naked, without 
any rag or covering' at all about them, get 
on horseback ; this precaution is for fear 
of being laid hold of by the trees or 
bushes in making their escape from a very 
watchful enemy; One of these riders sits 
upon the back of the horse, sometimes 
with a saddle j and sometimes without 
one, ^irith only a switch, or short stick in 
one hand, carefully managing the bridle 
with the other ; behind him sits his com- 
panion, who has no other arms but a 
broad-sword, such as is used by Sclavo- 
nians, and which is brought from Trieste. 
His left hand is employed grasping the 
sword by the handle ; about fourteen 
inches of the blade is covered with whip- 
cord. This part he takes in his right 
hand, without any danger of being hurt 
by it ; and, though the edges of the lower 
part of the sword are as sharp as a razor, 
he carries it without a scabbard. 

As soon as the elephant is found feed- 
ing, the horseman rides before him as near 
his face as possible; or, if he flies, crosses 
him in all directions, crying out, " I am 
such a man and such a man ; this is my 
horse, that has such a name; I killed 
your father in such a place, and your 
grandfather in such another place ; and 
I am now come to kill you ; you are but 
an ass in comparison of them." This 
nonsense he verily believes the elephant 
understands, who, chased and angry at 
hearing the noise immediately before 
him, seeks to seize him with his trunk, or 
proboscis ; and, intent upon this, follows 
the horse everywhere, turning and turning 



round with him, neglectful of making his 
escape by running straight forward, in 
which consists his only safety. After 
having made him turn once or twice in 
pursuit, of the horse, the horseman rides 
close up alongside of him, and drops his 
companion just behind on the off side; 
and while he engages the elephant's atten* 
tion upon the horse, the footman behind 
gives him a drawn stroke just above the 
heel, or what in man is called the tendon 
of Achilles. This is the critical moment; 
the horseman immediately wheels round, 
takes his companion up behind him, and 
rides off full speed after the rest of the 
herd, if they have started more than one ; 
and sometimes an expert agageer will kill 
three out of one herd. If the sword is 
good, and the man not afraid, the tendon 
is commonly entirely separated ; and if it 
is not cut' through, it is generally, so far 
divided, that the animalj with the stress 
he puts upon it j breaks the remaining part 
asunder. In either case, he remains in- 
capable of advancing a step, till the 
horseman's return, or his companions 
coming up pierce him through with jave- 
lins and lances: he then falls to the 
ground, and expires with loss of blood. 

The agageer nearest me presently lamed 
his elephant, and left him standing. Ayto 
Engedan, Ayto Confu, Guebra Mariam, 
and several others, fixed their spears in 
the other before the agageer had cut his 
tendons. My agageer, however, having 
wounded the first elephant, failed in the 
pursuit of the second; and beingj close 
upon him at the entrance of the wood, he 
received a violent blow from the branch 
of, a tree which the elephant had bent by 
his weight^ and, after passing, allowed 
it to replace itself; when it knocked down 
both the riders, and very much hurt the 
horse. This, indeed, is the great danger 
in elephant-hunting ' y , fop some of the 
trees, that are dry and short, break by 
the violent pressure of so immense a body 
moving so rapidly, and fall upon the pur- 
suers, or across the roads. But the 
greatest number of these trees being of a 
succulent quality, they bend without 
breaking, and return quickly to the former 
position, when they strike both horse and 
man so violently, that they often beat 
them to pieces. Dexterous too as the 
riders are, the elephant sometimes reaches 
them with his trunk, with which he dashes 
the horse against the ground, and then 
sets his feet upon him, till he tears him 
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great many hunters die this way. Besides 
this, the soil at this time of the year is 
tplrt into deep chawns, or cavities, by the 
neat of r the sun, so that nothing can be 
more dangerous than the riding. 

The elephant once slain, they cut the 
whole of the flesh off his bones into thongs, 
like the reins of a bridle, and hang these 
like festoons upon the branches of trees, 
till they become perfectly dry, without 
salt ; and then they lay them up for their 
provisions in the season of the rains. 

A very interesting account of the affec- 
tion of a young elephant for its mother, 
concludes Bruce's description of this cruel 
amusement. 

There now remained but two elephants 
ef those that had been discovered, which 
were a she one with a <:alf. The agageer 
would willingly have let these alone, as 
the teeth of the female are very small, and 
the young one is of no sort of vake, 
even for food, its flesh shrinking much 
upon dying ; but the hunters would not 
be limited in their sport. The people 
having observed the place of her retreat, 
thither we eagerly followed. She was 
very soon found, and as soon lamed by 
ihe agageers; but when they came to 
wound her with their darts, as every one 
did in turn, to our very great surprise, the 
voung one, which had been suffered to 
escape unheeded and unpursued, came 
out from the thicket, apparently in great 
anger, running upon ihe horses and men 
with ail the violence it was master of. I 
was amazed, and as .much as ever 1 was, 
u.pon such an occasion, afflicted aj; seeing 
the great affection of the little animal de- 
fending its wounded mother, heedless of 
its own life or safety. I therefore cried to 
them for God's sake to spare the mother, 
though it was then too late ; and the calf 
had made several rude attacks upon me, 
which I avoided without difficulty ; but I 
am happy to this day in the reflection that 
I did not strike it. At last, making one 
of his attacks upon Ayto Engedan, it 
hurt him a little upon the leg; upon 
which he thrust it through with his lance, 
as others did after, and then it fell dead 
before its wounded mother, whom it had 
so affectionately defended. 

The bodies of elephants are frequently 
oiled, -tojprevent the effects of the sun on 
them. They are fond of ahe water in hot 
weather, and seem delighted when they 
are rubbed with a brick, or any hard 



substance, on the upper part of the head. 
They are very sure-footed, have an active, 
shuffling gait, and generally travel about 
three or four miles an hour, but may be 
urged on to six when goaded by a man 
who ruas behind the animal for that pur- 
pose. They are very fond of sugar-canes, 
and the leaves of the banyan; they can 
free a cocoa-nut from its tough coat, crack 
it, and take out the nut free from the shell. 
A small race of elephants, from five to 
six feet in height, are much used about 
the court in the northern part of India. 
When the elephant passes through a 
crowd, he is very careful to open a way 
with his trunk, that he may not injure 
any one. This observation is strength- 
ened by M. d'Obsonville, who 'informs us 
that the baron de Lauriston -was induced 
to go to Laknaor, the capital of the 
Soubah, or viceroyalty of that name, at a 
time when an epidemic distemper was 
making the greatest ravages amongst the 
inhabitants. The principal road to the 
palace gate was covered with the sick 
and dying, extended on the ground, at 
the very moment when the nabob must 
necessarily pass. It appeared impossible 
for the elephant to do otherwise than 
tread upon and crush many of these poor 
wretches in his passage, unless the prince 
would stop till the way could be cleared ; 
but he was in haste, and such tenderness 
would be unbecoming. in a ,personage of 
his importance. The .elephant, however, 
without appearing to slacken his pace, 
and without having received any com- 
mand for that purpose, assisted them with 
his .trunk, removed some, and stepped 
over the rest with so much address and 
assiduity, that not one person was 
wounded. 

The proboscis of the elephant is the 
most distinguishing character in his for- 
mation. It is hollow all along, but with 
a partition running from one end of it to 
the other; so, though outwardly it ap- 
pears like a single pipe, it is inwardly 
divided into two. This fleshy tube is 
composed of nerves and muscles, covered 
with a proper skin of a blackish colour, 
like that of the rest of the body. It is 
capable of being moved in every direc- 
tion, of being lengthened and shortened, 
of being bent or straightened, so pliant 
as to embrace any body it is applied to, 
and yet so strong, that nothing can be 
torn from .the .gripe. To aid the force o- 
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a caterpillar's feet, on the underside of 
this instrument, which, without doubt, 
contribute to the sensioility of the touch 
as well as to firmness of the hold. 
Through this trunk the animal breathes, 
drinks, and smells, as through a tube ; 
and at the very point of it, just above the 
nostrils, there is an extension of the skin, 
about five inches long, in the form of a 
finger, and which, in fact, answers all the 
purposes of one ; for, with the rest of the 
extremity of the trunk, it is capable of 
assuming different forms at will, and, 
consequently, of being adapted to the 
minutest objects. By means of this the 
elephant can take a pin from the ground, 
untie the knots of a rope, unlock a door, 
and even write with a pen. " I have 
myself seen," says ./Elian, " an elephant 
writing Latin characters on a board, in a 
very orderly manner, his keeper only 
showing him the figure of each letter. 
While thus employed, the eyes might be 
observed studiously cast down upon the 
writing, and exhibiting an appearance of 
great skill and erudition." It sometimes 
happens that the object is too large for 
the trunk to grasp ; in such a case the 
elephant makes use of another expedient, 
as admirable as any of the former. It 
applies the extremity of the trunk to the 
surface of the object, and, sucking up its 
breath, lifts and sustains such a weight 
as the air in that case is capable of 
suspending. In this manner this instru- 
ment is useful in most of the purposes of 
life ; it is an organ of smelling, of touch- 
ing, and of suction ; it not only provides 
for the animal's necessities and comforts, 
but it also serves for its ornament and 
defence. 



Mr. Corse affirms, that the usual height 
of the male Asiatic elephant is from eight 
to ten feet, and, in one instance only, he 
saw one of ten feet six inches. The young 
one at its birth is thirty-five inches ; one 
grew eleven inches in the first year ; 
eight, six, and five, in the three succeed- 
ing years. The full growth is at nineteen 
years. He says, elephants that have 
escaped from confinement have not saga- 
city to avoid being retaken, and they will 
breed in confinement. The young, he 
observes, begin to nibble and suck the 
breast soon after birth, pressing it with 
the trunk, which, by mutual instinct, they 
know will make the milk flow more rea- 
dily into their mouths while sucking. 
Elephants never lie down to give their 



young ones suck ; and it often happens, 
when the dam is tall, that she is obliged, 
for some time, to bend her body towards 
her young, to enable him to reach the 
nipple with his mouth ; consequently, if 
ever the trunk were used to lay hold of the 
nipple, it would be at this period, when 
he is making laborious efforts to reach it. 
with his mouth, but which he could al- 
ways easily do with his trunk if it answer- 
ed the purpose. In sucking, the young 
elephant always grasps th.e nipple, which 
projects horizontally from the breast, with 
his mouth. Mr. Corse often observed 
this ; and so sensible were the attendants 
of it, that, with them, it is a common 
practice to raise a small mound of earth, 
about six or eight inches high, for the 
young one to stand on, and to save the 
mother the trouble of bending her body 
every time she gives suck, which she can- 
not readily do when tied to her picket. 
Tame elephants are never suffered to re- 
main loose in India, as instances occur of 
the mother leaving even her young and 
escaping into the woods. Another cir- 
cumstance deserves notice : if a wild ele- 
phant happens to be separated from he? 
young for only two days, though giving 
suck, she never afterwards recognises it. 
This separation happened, sometimes, 
unavoidably, when they were enticed, 
separately, into the kiddah. 

Elephants in India are taught to re- 
verence the various sovereigns to whom 
they belong, when they appear in his 
presence. They are then trained to war- 
fare, and rushing upon the enemy, as if 
conscious of their superior strength, beat 
down all before them. They have even 
been known to brave the hottest fire of 
the enemy's artillery. Beauleu, in his 
" Voyage to the East Indies," mentions 
that the king of Achen places his whote 
strength in nine hundred elephants, which 
are bred to tread fire under their feet, and 
to be unmoved at the shot of cannon, and 
likewise to salute the king when they pass 
by his apartments, by bending their 
knees, and raising their trunks three 
times. This traveller adds, that they. are 
influenced by exemplary punishment ; 
and gives an instance of the face. The 
king of Achen, he says, having order- 
ed the embarkation of a hundred ele- 
phants for the siege of Dehly, when they 
were brought to the coast not one of 
them would enter the ship. The king 
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went in person to the shore, and after ex- 
pressing passion and rage at their dis- 
obedience, ordered one of them to be cut 
asunder in the presence of the rest ; on 
which they all peaceably embarked, and 
were more than ordinary tractable during 
the whole voyage. 

White elephants are reverenced 
throughout the east, and the Chinese 
pay them a certain kind of worship. The 
Burmese monarch is called the " king of 
the white elephants," and is regarded un- 
der that title with more than the ordinary 
veneration which oriental despotism 
exacts from its abject dependants. 

The little island of Elephanta, oppo- 
site to the fort of Bombay, derives its 
name from a sculptured figure in stone, 
of the natural colour, and ordinary size, 
of the animal. It is elevated on a plat- 
form of stone of the same colour, and on 
the back of this granite elephant was a 
smaller one, apparently of the same 
stone, which had been broken off. There 
is no history, nor any well grounded tra- 
dition, relative to this statue. The island 
itself is distinguished for extraordinary 
antiquities, particularly a magnificent 
temple hewn out of the solid rock, adorn- 
ed by the arts of sculpture and painting 
with statues and pictures, probably of 
more remote age than the earliest efforts 
of Greek or Roman genius. Many of 
these venerable representations suffered 
irreparable injury, and vast numbers 
were wholly destroyed, by the barbarian 
ravages of the Portuguese, who formerly 
obtained possession of the place, and 
dragged field-pieces to the demolition of 
these the most curious, and, possibly, the 
most ancient monuments of oriental 
grandeur. Queen Catharine of Portugal, 
who held the island in dower, was so 
sensible of the importance of this spot, 
that she imagined it impossible that any 
traveller on that side of India would 
return without exploring the wonder? of 
the " Cave of Elephanta.'* The island 
is destitute of all other interest. 



That elephants are susceptible ,pf the 
most tender attachment to each other, is 
evinced by the following occurrence, 
which is recorded in a French journal : 
Two very young elephants, a male and a 
female, were brought from the island of 
Ceylon to Holland. They had been 
separated from each other in order to be 



conveyed from the Hague to the Museum 
of Natural History, in Paris, where a 
spacious stable had been constructed fo- 
them. This was divided into two parti- 
tions, which communicated to each other 
by means of a trap-door. Both of the 
divisions were surrounded with strong 
wooden paling. The morning after their 
arrival they were brought into this habi- 
tation : the male elephant was introduced 
first. With an air of suspicion he ex- 
amined the place, tried each of the beams 
by shaking it with his trunk to see if it 
was fast. He endeavoured to turn round 
the large screws which held them on the 
outside, but this he found impracticable. 
When he came to the trap-door between 
the two partitions, he discovered that it 
was secured only by a perpendicular iron 
bolt, which he lifted up, pushed open the 
door, and went into the other partition, 
where he ate his breakfast. 

It was with great difficulty that these 
animals had been separated in order to 
be conveyed singly to Paris, and having 
now not seen each other for several 
months, the joy they expressed at meet- 
ing again is not to be described. They 
immediately ran to each other, uttered a 
cry of joy that shook the whole building, 
and blew the air out of their trunks with 
such violence, that it seemed like the 
blast of a smith's bellows. The pleasure 
which the female experienced seemed to 
be the most lively ; she expressed it by 
moving her ears with astonishing rapidity, 
and tenderly twining her trunk round the 
body of the male. She laid it particularly 
to his ear, where she held it for a con- 
siderable time motionless, and after hav- 
ing folded it again round his whole body, 
she applied it to her own mouth. The 
male in like manner folded his trunk 
round the body of the female ; and the 
pleasure which he felt at their meeting 
seemed to be of a more sentimental cast, 
for he expressed it by shedding an abun- 
dance of tears. Afterwards they had 
constantly one stable in common, and the 
mutual attachment between them excited 
the admiration of every beholder. 



The following example shows that ele- 
phants are capable also of forming at- 
tachments to animals of a different spe- 
cies. 

An elephant which the Turkish empe- 
ror sent as a present to the king of Naples, 
in the year 1740, displayed a particular 
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fined, together with some other animals, 
in his stable. He even permitted him to 
butt at him with his horns, as these ani- 
mals are wont to do. But if the ram 
abused the liberty he gave him, the only 
punishment he inflicted upon him for it 
was, that he took him up with his trunk, 
and threw him upon a dung-heap, though 
if any of the other animals attempted to 
take liberties with him, he dashed them 
with such violence against the wall, -that 
he killed them on the spot. 

An elephant, rendered furious 'by the 
wounds he had received in an engage- 
ment at Hambour, rushed into the plain 
uttering the most hideous cries. A sol- 
dier, whose comrades made him sensible 
of his danger by calling to him, was 
unable on account of his wounds, to re- 
treat with sufficient expedition out of the 
way of the enraged animal. But the 
elephant, when he came to him, seemed 
to be apprehensive lest he should trample 
him with his feet, raised him with his 
trunk, and ^having 'laid him gently on one 
side, continued 'his progress. 

At Mahie, on the coast of Malabar, 
the owner of an elephant lent him out 
for hire. His occupation consisted in 
drawing timber for building out of a 
river, which he performed very dexter- 
ously with his trunk, under the guid- 
ance of a boy. He then piled the beams 
upon each other with such regularity, 
that no human being could have done it 
better. 

Elephants do not merely obey the 
commands of their keeper while he is 
present, but they perform also hi his 
absence the most singular operations 
when they have previously "been made 
acquainted with the nature of them. I 
once saw, says JM. d'Obsonville, two 
elephants employed in demolishing a 
wall, in obedience to the orders pre- 
viously received from their cornacks, 
who had encouraged them to undertake 
the task by a promise of fruit and 
brandy. They united their powers, 
placed their trunks together, which were 
defended by a covering of leather, and 
pushed with them against the strongest 
part of the wall ; repeated their efforts, 
carefully watching at the same time the 
effect of the equilibrium, which they 
followed till the whole was sufficiently 
loose, when they exerted their whole 
strength in one more push, after -which 



they speedily retreated out of the reach ot 
danger, and the whole wall fell to the 
ground. 



Bosmann relates, that in December. 
1700, an elephant came at six o'clock in 
the morning towards Fort Mina, on the 
Gold Coast, and took his road along the 
river at the foot of Mount St. Jago. Some 
of the negroes ran unarmed about him, 
which he .permitted without appearing to 
be in the least degree suspicious of them. 
But a Dutch officer shot at him, and 
wounded him over his eye. The animal 
did not alter his course, but pricking his 
ears, proceeded to the Dutch garden, 
where he saw the director-general and 
other officers belonging to the fort, sitting 
under the shade of some palm-trees. He 
had torn down about a dozen of these 
trees with the greatest facility, when 
upwards of an hundred bullets were dis- 
charged at him. He bled ewer 'his whole 
body, but still kept his legs, and did not 
halt in the least. A negro now, to plague 
the elephant., pulled him by the tail, at 
which the animal, being provoked, seized 
him with his trunk, threw him to the 
ground, and thrust his tusks twice through 
his body. As soon as the negro was 
killed, he turned from him, and suffered 
the other negroes to take away his body 
unmolested. He now remained upwards 
of an hour longer in the garden, and 
seemed to have directed his attention to 
the Dutchmen who were sitting at a dis- 
tance of fifteen or sixteen paces from him. 
As these had expended their ammuni- 
tion, and feared that the elephant might 
attack them, they made their retreat. In 
the mean time the elephant was come to 
another gate, and although the garden- 
wall consisted of a double row of stones, 
he easily threw it down, and went out by 
the breach. He then walked slowly to a 
rivulet, and washed off the blood with 
which he was covered : after that he re- 
turned to the palm-trees, and broke some 
boards that were placed there for the pur- 
pose of building a vessel. The Dutch- 
men had in the mean time procured a 
fresh supply of powder and ball, and their 
repeated shots at length put the elephant 
outof conditionto make further resistance. 
They then with great difficulty cut oft 
his trunk, upon which the elephant, whc 
till then had not uttered a sound, set u/v 
a hideous roar, threw himself down under 
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particulars wmrerm'ttjj (JHkp&ants generallp* 



The elephant is not an enemy to any 
other animal It is said that the mouse 
is the only quadruped that is an enemy to 
him, and that this little quadruped holds 
him in perpetual fear. He sleeps with 
the end of his proboscis so close to the 
earth, that nothing but the air he breathes 
can get between ; for the mouse is affirm- 
ed to enter its orifice, when he finds it 
possible, and, making his way to the ele- 
phant's vital parts in search of food or 
shelter, by that means destroys the mighty 
tenement wherein his own littleness is 
ensconced. 

The great dean of St. Paul's, if he may 
be so called without disparagement to 
Colet, has two noble stanzas on this sub- 
ject on "The Progress of the Soul." 
They were read to the editor of the Every- 
Day Book, by one of the kindest of hu- 



man beings, himself a poet, from his own 
copy of the book wherein the hand of 3 
friend, the greatest living poet, and per- 
haps the greatest mind of our country 
hath penned, that " Donne's rhythm was 
as inexplicable to the many as blank 
verse, spite of his rhymes. Not one in a 
thousand of his readers have any notion 
how his lines are to be read. To read 
Dryden, Pope, &c. you need only count 
syllables ; but to read Donne you must 
measure time, and discover the time of 
each word by the sense and passion." 
Having presumed on the wonted indulg- 
ence of friendship, by this transcription 
from the manuscript notes of a borrowed 
volume, for counsel and caution in the 
present reader's behalf, the verses are sub- 
mitted to his regard. 



Natures great master-piece, an Elephant, 
The onely harmelesse great thing ; the giant 
Of beasts; who thought none had, to make nim wise, 
But to be just, and thankful, loth t' offend 
(Yet nature hath given him no knees to bend) 
Himself he up-props, on himself relies, 
And foe to none ; suspects no enemies, 
Still sleeping stood ; vext not his fantasie 
Black dreams, like an unbent bow careiesly 
His sinewy Proboscis did remisly lie. 

In which as in a gallery this mouse 
Walk'd and survey 'd the rooms of this vast house, 
And to the brain, the soul's bed chamber, went, 
And gnaw'd the life cords there ; Like a whole town 
Clean undermined the slain beast tumbled down ; 
With him the murth'rer dies, whom envy sent 
To Mil, not scape ; for onely he that meant 
To die, did ever kill a man of better roome ; 
And thus he made his foe, his prey and tombe : 
Who cares not to turn back, may any whither come 



Donne. 






SThe " elephant," according to Randle 
Holme, is regarded, in heraldry, as " the 
emblem of vigilance, necjacet in somno ; 
but, like a faithful watchman, sleeps in a 
sentinel's posture ; it denoteth strength, 
ingenuity, and ambition of people's praise; 
it signifieth also meekness and devotion." 
He mentions an elephant argent on a 
ihield gules, that "this coat is born by 
Jhe name of Elphinston." Describing 
VOL II. 64. 



that " they (the elephant) aie a great and 
vast creature," he says, that " an ele- 
phant's head erased gules," on a shield 
argent, " is borne, -by the name of Brod- 
ric." In explanation of this bearing, 
Holme's knowledge seems to have been 
more correct in heraldry than in natural 
history, for he declares that " this should 
be termed a she-elephant, or the head of 
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teeth stand upwards, and the male stands 
downwards ; but this," says our lament- 
ing herald, " is a thing in heraldry not 
observed." He positively affirms, that " it 
were sufficient distinction for a coat of 
arms between families" (!) as much a dis- 
tinction " as the bearing of a ram and a 
ewe, or a lion with red claws, and an- 
other with yellow ; and much more (dis- 
tinctive) than ermyne and ermynites, 
(they) being both one, save (that) the last 
hath one hair of red on each side of every 
one of the poulderings : a thing little re- 
garded, makes a great alteration in arms." 
His discrepant distinctions between the 
male and female are exceedingly amus- 
ing, and he is quite as diverting with their 
trunks. He figures their " snowts inwards, 
or snowts respected" which, he says, is 
11 a term used when things (either quick 
or dead) are, as it were, regarding or 
looking one at another.'* Then he gives 
a bearing "Argent out of a coronet or ; 
two proboscides (or trunks) of two ele- 
phants reflected endorsed, gules, each 
adorned with three trefoils, vert. This" 
says Holme, " is a very great bearing 
amongst the Dutch, as their books of he- 
rauldry inform me ; for there is scores of 
those families, bear the elephant's trunk 
thus : some adorned with roses, leaves, 
pendants, crosses, or with other varieties 
of things, each set at a certain distance 
from the trunk by a footstalk. Now," 
he goes on to say, with a hand most 
carefully pointing to the important fact, 
thus " ^^^Now, in the blazon of such 
coates, you must first observe the reflec- 
tion of the proboscides^ whether the 
snowts stand respected, or endorsed ; and 
then to tell the exact number of things, 
each one is endorsed withall : for in some, 
they will have one thing apeece, others 
2, 3, 4, 5, &c. Some, again, will have 
(with the sides, and others without the 
sides, adorning,) such and such things set 
in the concave or hole of the snowt." He 
refers to precedents for these essential 
particulars, and in a page, wherein he 
assigns " the left arm of a devil, or fiend 
with a devil-like foot," for " the coat of 
Spittachar," he gives to "the name of 
Oberstagh," on a field argent, " the pro- 
boscide of an elephant erected and 
couped, bowed or imbowed, or ; maned, 
or haired, to the middle, azure ; and col- 
lared at the bottom with an hawk's bill 
fixed thereunto, gules ; out of the snowte, 
a Dutch fane pendant sable." So like- 
wise by taking, for your guide, his de- 



scriptions under a " demy talbot, his feet 
converted, turned, or metamorphosed 
into elephants' snowts, with two flowers 
de lis issuant, you shall have demy men, 
women, lions, and other creatures born 
with several sorts of things in the places 
of hands and feet." We will not, how- 
ever, travel on his " elephants' snouts in 
coat armour,'* beyond a field or, with 
" the proboscide of an elephant, erected, 
flexed and recurved gules, issuing out of 
a pierced place ; towards the basis there- 
of, a rose-sprig vertant et revertant, about 
the trunk to the middle thereof proper" 
According to Holme, this elegant bear- 
ing may be claimed by any reader who 
has the happiness to bear " the name 01 
Van Snotflough." Concerning, however, 
" snowts bowed, and imbowed, erected 
and couped," Holme guardedly adds 
that "these things, though I from my 
author, and from their similitude to an 
elephant's trunk, have all along termed 
them so, yet, in my judgment theywouid 
pass better for horns, and I take them to 
be absolute horns." Thus, " at one fell 
swoop," when destitute readers may be 
large with speculation raised by our friend 
Holme, he disturbs their fond regards, 
and they who contemplate glorious 
" atchievements" with the " proboscides 
of elephants," must either content them- 
selves with " absolute horns," or gaze on 
empty "fields." 

In several parts of India, elephants are 
employed to perform upon criminals the 
office of an executioner. With their 
trunks they break the limbs of the cul- 
prit, trample him to death, or impale him 
upon their tusks, according as they are 
ordered by their master. 

This use of elephants in the east, and 
their sagacity, is alluded to by one of our 
poets : 

Borri records their strength of parts, 

Extent of thought, and skill in arts ; 

How they perform the law's decrees, 

And save the state the hangman's fees : 

And how by travel understand 

The language of another land. 

Let those who question this report^ 

To Pliny's ancient page resort j 

How learn'd was that sagacious breed, 

Who now, like them, the Greek can read. 



The author ot " The Chase'* elegantly 
describes one of the devices by which the 
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On distant Ethiopia's sunburnt coasts, 
Tne black inhabitants a pitfall frame, 
With slender poles the wide capacious mouth, 
And hurdles slight, they close ; o'er these is spread 
A floor of verdant turf, with all its flowers 
Smiling delusive, and from strictest search 
Concealing the deep grave that yawns below. 
Then boughs of trees they cut, with tempting fruit 
Of various kinds surcharg'd, the downy peach, 
The clustering vine, and of bright golden rind 
The fragrant orange. Soon as evening grey 
Advances slow, besprinkling all around 
With kind refreshing dews the thirsty globe, 
The stately elephant from the close shade 
With step majestic strides, eager to taste 
The cooler breeze, that from the sea-beat shore 
Delightful breathes, or in the limpid stream 
To lave his panting sides ; joyous he scents 
The rich repast, unweeting of the death 
That lurks within. And soon he sporting breaks 
The brittle boughs, and greedily devours 
The fruit delicious. Ah ! too dearly bought ; 
The price is life. For now the treacherous turf 
Trembling gives way ; and the unwieldy beast 
Self sinking, drops into the dark profound. 
So when dilated vapours, struggling, heave 
Th' incumbent earth ; if chance the cavernM ground 
Shrinking subside, and the thin surface yield, 
Down sinks at once the ponderous dome, ingulph'd 
With all its towers. 



Sowervile. 



According to Bayle, the Romans called 
elephants Boves Lucas, because, as it is 
reported, they saw them for the first time 
in Lucania, during a great battle with 
Pyrrhus. The issue of the conflict was 
extremely doubtful, for the ground on 
both sides was lost and won seven times; 
but, at last, the Epirotes got the victory 
by means of their elephants, whose smell 
frighted the Roman horses. In a subse- 
quent engagement they were fatal to 
Pyrrhus; they threw his troops into dis- 
order, and the Romans we're victorious. 



Elephantiasis is a disease in man, de- 
riving its name from the elephant, who is 
also afflicted with a similar disorder. It is 
also called the Arabian leprosy. Medical 
treatises describe its appearances, mode 
of cure in the human being. As few 
readers possess elephants, it will not be 
necessary to say more of it, than that it is 
cutaneous ; and that to prevent it in the 
elephant, the Indians apply oil to the 
animal's skin, which, to preserve its plian- 
cy, they frequently bathe with the unc- 
tuous fluid. 



Some parts of the elephant's skin, which 
are not callous, are seized upon by flies, 
and they torture the animal exceedingly. 
His tail is too short to reach any por- 
tion of his body, and his trunk alone is 
insufficient to defend him from myriads 
of his petty enemies. In his native forests 
he snaps branches from the trees, and 
with his trunk brushes off his tormentors, 
and fans the air to prevent their settling 
on him. In a confined state, he converts 
a truss of hay into a wisp for the same 
purpose ; and he often gathers up the dust 
with his trunk and covers the sensible 
places. 



It is related by M. Navarette, that at 
Macassar, an elephant driver had a cocoa 
nut given him, which, out of wantonness, 
he struck twice against his elephant's 
forehead to break, and that, the day fol- 
lowing, the animal saw some cocoa nuts 
exposed in the street for sale, one of which 
he took up with his trunk, and beat it 
about the driver's head, till the man was 
completely dead. " This comes," says 
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A sentinel at the Menagerie in Paris, 
used often to desire the visitors not to 
give the elephants any thing to eat. 
This admonition was particularly dis- 
agreeable to the female elephant, and she 
took a great dislike to the sentinel. She 
had several times endeavoured to make 
him desist from interfering, by squirting 
water over his head, but without effect. 
One day, when several persons came to 
see these animals, one of them offered a 
piece of bread to the female, which being 
perceived by the sentinel, just as he was 
opening his mouth to repeat his usual 
admonition, the elephant stepped oppo- 
site to him, and threw a large quantity of 
water into his face. This excited the 
laughter of all the by-standers ; but 
the sentinel coolly wiped his face, placed 
himself a little on one side, and was as 
usual very vigilant. Not long after he 
again found occasion to repeat his for- 
mer admonition to the spectators ; but 
scarcely had he done it when the elephant 
tore his musket out of his hand, wound 
her trunk round it, trod upon it, and did 
not deliver it again to him till after she 
had twisted it completely into the form of 
a screw. 

A person resident in Ceylon, near a 
place where elephants were daily led to 
water, often used to sit at the door of his 
house, and occasionally to give to one 
of these animals some fig-leaves, a food 
to which elephants are very partial. 
Once he took it into his head to play the 
elephant a trick. He wrapped a stone 
round with fig-leaves, and said to the 
cornack (the keeper of the elephants) 
"This time I will give him a stone to eat, 
and see how it will agree with him." 
The cornack answered, " that the ele- 
phant would not be such a fool as to 
swallow the stone." The man, however, 
reached the stone to the elephant, who 
taking it with his trunk applied it to his 
mouth, and immediately let it fall to the 
ground. " You see," said the cornack, 
" that I was right." Saying these 
words, he drove away his elephants, 
and after having watered them, was con- 
ducting them again to their stable. The 
man who had played the elephant the 
trick with the stone was still sitting at 
nis door, when, before he was aware, the 
animal made at him, threw his trunk 
round him, and dashing him to the 
ground trampled him immediately to 
death- 



All Naples, says Sonnini, in one of his 
notes to Buffon's " Natural History," has 
witnessed the docility and sagacity of an 
elephant that belonged to the king. He 
afforded great assistance to the masons 
that were at work upon the palace, by 
reaching them the water they required, 
which he fetched in large copper vessels 
from a neighbouring well. He had ob- 
served that these vessels were carried to 
the brazier's when they wanted any re- 
pair. Observing, therefore, one day that 
the water ran out at the bottom of one of 
them, he carried it of his own accord 
to the brazier, and having waited while it 
was repairing, received it again from him, 
and returned to his work. This, elephant 
used to go about the streets of Naples 
without ever injuring any one : he was 
fond of playing with children, whom he 
took up with his trunk, placed them on 
his back, and set them down again on 
the ground without their ever receiving 
the smallest hurt. 

There is a remarkable instance of an 
elephant's attachment to a very young 
child. The animal was never happy but 
when it was near him : the nurse used, 
therefore, very frequently to take the 
child in its cradle, and place it between 
his feet, and this he became at length so 
accustomed to, that he would never eat 
his food except when it was present. 
When the child slept he used to drive off 
the flies with his proboscis, and when it 
cried he would move the cradle backward 
and forward, and thus again rock it to 
sleep. 

.ZElian relates that a man of rank in 
India, having very carefully trained up 
a female elephant, used daily to ride 
upon her, and gave her many proofs of 
his attachment to her. The king of the 
country, who had heard of the extraor- 
dinary gentleness and capacity of this 
animal, demanded her of her owner ; 
but he, unwilling to part with his fa- 
vourite, fled with her to the mountains. 
By order of the king he was pursued, 
and the soldiers that were sent after him 
having overtaken him when he was at 
the top of a steep hill, he defended him- 
self by throwing stones at them, in which 
he was faithfully assisted by the ele- 
phant, who had learnt to throw stones 
with great dexterity. At length, how- 
ever, the soldiers gained the summit of 
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fugitive, when the elephant rushed 
amongst them with the utmost fury, 
trampled some of them to death, dashed 
others to the ground with her trunk, and 
put the rest to flight. She then placed 
her master, who was wounded in the 
contest, upon her back, and conveyed 
him to a place of security. There are 
numerous well-attested anecdotes of simi- 
lar instances of the affection of elephants 
towards their owners. 

If elephants meet with a sick or 
wounded animal of their own species, 
they afford him all the assistance in their 
power. Should he die, they bury him, 
and carefully cover his body with branches 
of trees. 

During a war in the East Indies, an 
elephant, that had received a flesh-wound 
from a cannon-ball, was conducted twice 
or thrice to the hospital, where he stretch- 
ed himself upon the ground to have his 
wounds dressed. He afterwards always 
went thither by himself. The surgeon 
employed such means as he thought would 
conduce to his cure ; he several times 
even cauterized the wound, and although 
the animal expressed the pain which this 
operation occasioned him, by the most 
piteous groaning, yet he never showed 
any other sentiments towards the opera- 



tor than those of gratitude and affection. 
The surgeon was fortunate enough to 
completely cure him. 

There is a further anecdote of this ani- 
mal's gratitude. A soldier at Pondi- 
cherry, who was accustomed, whenever 
he received a portion that came to his 
share, to carry a certain quantity of it to 
an elephant, having one day drank rather 
too freely, and finding himself pursued by 
the guards, who were going to take him 
to prison, took refuge under the elephant's 
body and fell asleep. In vain did the 
guard try to force him from this asylum : 
the elephant protected him with his trunk. 
The next morning the soldier recovering 
from his drunken fit, shuddered to find 
himself stretched under the belly of this 
huge animal. The elephant, which, with- 
out doubt, perceived the embarrassment of 
the poor fellow, caressed him with his 
trunk, in order to dissipate his fears, and 
make him understand that he might now 
depart in safely, 

It should not be forgotten that the poet 
of " The Seasons " refers to the sagacity 
of the elephant, his seclusion in his natu- 
ral state, the arts by which he is ensnared, 
the magnificence of his appearance m 
oriental solemnities, and his use in war- 
fare : 



Peaceful, beneath primeval trees, that cast 
Their ample shade o'er Niger's yellow stream, 
And where the Ganges rolls his sacred wave ; 
Or mid the central depth of blackening woods, 
High rais'd in solemn theatre around, 
Leans the huge elephant : wisest of brutes ! 
() truly wise ! with gentle might endow'd, 
Though powerful, not destructive! Here he sees 
Revolving ages sweep the changeful earth, 
And empires rise and fall ; regardless he 
Of what the never-resting race of men 
Project : thrice happy ! could he 'scape their guile, 
Who mine, from cruel avarice, his steps ; 
Or with his towery grandeur swell their state, 
The pride of kings ! or else his strength pervert, 
And bid him rage among the mortal Iray, 
Astonish'd at the madness of mankind. 

Thomson 






On the 27th of September, 1763, cap- 
tain Sampson presented an elephant, 
brought by him from Bengal, to his ma- 
jesty, at the queen's house. It was con- 
ducted from Rotherhithe that morning at 
two o'clock, and two blacks and a seaman 



rode on his back. The animal wa's about 
eight feet high. 

The zebra, now well known from its 
being frequently brought into this coun- 
try, was at that time almost a " stranger 
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given to her Lite majesty queen Charlotte, 
obtained the name of the " queen's ass," 
and was honoured by a residence in the 
tower, whither the elephant was also con- 
veyed. Their companionship occasioned 
some witticisms, of which there remains 
this specimen. 

EPIGRAM 

On the Elephant's being placed in the 
same cable with the Zebra. 

Ye critics so learn 'd, whence comes it to pass 
That the elephant wise should be plac'd by 

an ass ? 

This matter so strange I'll unfold in a trice, 
Some asses of state stand in need of advice 
To screen them from justice, lest in an ill 

hour, 
In the elephant's stead they be sent to the 

tower. 

On the occasion of captain Sampson's 
present to the king, several accounts of 
the elephant were written. One of them 
says, that " the largest and finest ele- 
phants in the world are those in the 
island of Ceylon; next to them, those of 
the continent of India ; and lastly, the 
elephant of Africa." The Moors, who 
deal in these animals throughout the In- 
dies, have a fixed price for the ordinary 
sort, according to their size. They mea- 
sure from the nail of the fore foot to the 
top of the shoulder, and for every cubit 
high they give after the rate of 100J. of 
our money. An African elephant of the 
largest size -measures about nine cubits, 
or thirteen feet and a half in height, and 
is worth about 900/., but of the breed of 
Ceylon, four times that sum/' 

Tavernier, in proof of the superio- 
rity of the elephant of Ceylon, says, 
" One, I will tell you, hardly to be be- 
lieved, but that which is a certain truth, 
which is, that when any other king, or 
rajah, has one of these elephants of Cey- 
lon, if they bring them any other breed in 
any other place whatever, so soon as the 
other elephants behold the Ceylon ele- 
phants, by an instinct of nature, they do 
them reverence, by laying their trunks 
upon the ground, and raising them up 
again." 

Though Caesar does not mention the 
fact in his commentaries, yet it is certain 
that he brought elephants with him to 
England, and that they contributed to 
his conquest of our predecessors. Poly- 



aenus in his " Stratagems," says, "Caesar 
in Britain attempted to pass a great river, 
(supposed the Thames :) Casolaunus, (in 
Caesar, Cassivellaunus) king of the Britons, 
opposed his passage with a large body of 
horse and chariots. Caesar had in his 
company a vastly large elephant, (peyisros 
l\<as) a creature before that time un- 
known to the Britons. This elephant he 
fenced with an iron coat of mail, built a 
large turret on it, and putting up bowmen 
and slingers, ordered them to pass first 
into the stream. The Britons were dis- 
mayed at the sight of such an unknown 
and monstrous beast, (aopalov ' virepoQes 
0r)piov) they fled, therefore, with their 
horses and chariots, and the Romans 
passed the river without opposition, 
terrifying their enemies by this single 
creature." 

In 1730, or 1731, some workmen dig- 
ging the great sewer in Pall Mall, " over 
against the King's Arms tavern," dis- 
covered at the depth of twenty-eight feet, 
several bones of an elephant. The strata 
below the surface were ten or twelve feet 
of artificial soil ; below that four or five 
feet of yellow sand, varying in colour till 
they came to the bed wherein the bones 
were found, which consisted of exceed- 
ingly fine sand similar to that dug on 
Harnpstead heath. 

About eighteen years previously, ele- 
phants' bones were discovered in digging 
in St. James's-square ; and about four- 
teen years before that some were found 
in the same place. These various 
animal remains in that neighbourhood 
lay at about the same depth. 

In 1740, the remains of an elephant 
were discovered by some labourers while 
digging a trench in the park of Frances 
Biddulph, esq. at Benton, in Sussex. 
The bones did not lie close together as 
those of a skeleton usually do. It was 
evident that the various parallel strata of 
the earth had never been disturbed ; it 
was concluded that these animal de- 
posits had remained there from the period 
of the deluge, when it was presumed that 
they had been conveyed and there, left, 
on the subsidence of the waters. 

In 1756, the workmen of a gentleman, 
digging upon a high hill near Mendip for 
ochre and ore, discovered, at the depth of 
315 feet from the surface, four teeth, not 
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nead of an elephant. Remains of the same 
animal have been at periods discovered 
at Mersey Island in Essex, at Harwich, 
at Chartham near Canterbury, at Bowden 
Parva, in Norfolk, Suffolk, Northampton- 
shire, and in various other parts of Great 
Britain and Ireland. Elephant's teeth 
were discovered at Islington, in digging a 
gravel pit. 

Shakspeare, in "Troilus and Cres- 
sida," compares the slowness of Ajax to 
that of the elephant ; and in the same 
play he again compares him to the same 
animal, and afterwards continues the 
comparison. 

There is reason to believe, that the 
elephant was adopted at that period as 
the sign of a public inn. Antonio in 
" Twelfth Night " tells Sebastian, 

" In the south suburbs at the Elephant 
Is best to lodge : I will bespeak our diet, 
^V r hile you beguile your time." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR 
Mean Temperature . . . 39 65. 

10. 

Benjamin West. 

A few anecdotes of this eminent painter, 
who died on the 10th of March, 1820, 
are related in vol. i. p. 346. By the fa- 
vour of a gentleman who possesses letters 
from him, the reader is presented with 

Mr. West's Autograph. 




f 



Another gentleman, an artist, has 
obligingly made a drawing from the bust 
by Mr. Behnes, in sir John Leicester's 
gallery, and thrown in some touches from 
intimate acquaintance with Mr. West, in 
his last illness, to convey an idea of his 
friend's last, looks. 




^Benjamin 



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The elegant volume descriptive of sir 
John Leicester's gallery, contains an out- 
line of Mr. Behnes' bust ; the outline 
of that delineation is preserved in the 
preceding sketch, because it is familiar 
Mr. Behnes conveys to us the apostolic 
simplicity of "West's character, and 
the present engraving may be regard- 
ed as inviting the admirers of the 
genius of the late president of the royal 



academy ,who have not seen the marble, to 
view it, in sir John Leicester's noble col- 
lection of works of British artists, which 
during a stated season every year is 
liberally opened to public inspection. 

In "The Examiner" of the 10th of 
March, 1816, there are some lines, too 
beautiful in sentiment to be passed over 
on any day. 



PROVIDENCE. 
From the Italian of Filicaia. 

Just as a mother with sweet pious face 

Yearns tow'rds her little children from her seat, 
Gives one a kiss, another an embrace, 

Takes this upon her knees, that on her feet : 
And while from actions, looks, complaints, pretences, 

She learns their feelings and their various will, 
To this a look, to that a word dispenses, 

And whether stern or smiling, loves them still : 

So Providence for us, high, infinite, 
-Makes our necessities its watchful task, 

Hearkens to all our prayers, helps all our wants ; 
And ev'n if it denies what seems our right, 
Either denies because 'twould have us ask, 
Or seems but to deny, or in denying grants. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 90, 



11. 

Newark Custom, 

FOUNDED ON & DREAM. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Newark, Feb. 1826. 
A curious traditional story of a very 
extraordinary deliverance of alderman 
Hercules Clay, and his family, by a dream, 
is at your service. 

I am, &c. 
BENJAMIN JOHNSON. 

On March 11, every year, at Newark- 
upon-Trent, penny loaves are given away 
to every one who chooses to appear at 
the town-hall, and apply for them, in 
commemoration of the deliverance of 
Hercules Clay, during the siege of New- 
ark by the parliamentary forces. This 
Hercules Clay, by will dated llth of De- 



cember, 1694, gave to the mayor and al- 
dermen one hundred pounds, to be placed 
at interest by the vicar's consent for his 
benefit, to preach a sermon on the 1 1 th 
day of March, annually, and another 
hundred pounds to be secured and ap- 
plied in like manner for the poor of the 
town of Newark, which is distributed as 
above-mentioned. The occasion of this 
bequest was singular. During the bom- 
bardment of the town of Newark, by the 
parliament army under Oliver Cromwell, 
Clay (then a tradesman residing in 
Newark market-place) dreamed three 
nights successively, that his house was set 
fire to by the besiegers. Impressed by 
the repetition of this warning, as he consi- 
dered it, he quitted his house, and in the 
course of a few hours after the prediction 
was fulfilled. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

1727. March 11. The equestrian sta- 
tue of king George I., in Grosvenor- 
square, was much defaced j the left leg 
torn off, the sword and truncheon broken 
off, the neck hacked as if designed to cut 
off the head, and a libel left at the place.* 



British Chronologist. 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 40 60. 



1826. Fifth Sunday in Lent. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 12th of March, 1808, died, at 
West Ham, in Essex, George Gregory, 
D. D. vicar of that parish. He was de- 
scended from a respectable family, origi- 
nally from Scotland, a branch of which 
was settled in Ireland. His father, who 
had been educated in Trinity-college, 
Dublin, held, at the time of his son's birth, 
the living of Edernin, and a prebend in 
the cathedral of Ferns. Dr. Gregory was 
born on April 14, 1754, but whether in 
Dublin or in Lancashire, of which county 
his mother was a native, is uncertain. 
When twelve years of age, at the death o. 
his father, he was removed to Liverpool, 
where his mother fixed her residence, 
desiring to place him in commerce ; but a 
taste for literature being his ruling pro- 
pensity, he studied in the university of 
Edinburgh, in 1776 entered into holy 
orders, and his first station in the church 
was in the capacity of a curate at Liver- 
pool. His attachments were chiefly 
among the liberal and literary. In con- 
junction with Mr. Roscoe, and other 
congenial spirits, Dr. Gregory had the 
merit of publicly exposing the cruelty and 
injustice of the slave trade in the princi- 
pal seat of that traffic. In 1 '8-2, he re- 
moved to London, and obtained the 
curacy of St. Giles's, Cripplegate, which, 
on account of the weight of its parochial 
duty, he left in three years, though by 
a general invitation he was recalled as 
morning preacher in 1788; and on the 
death of the vicar in 1 802, a request was 
presented to the dean and chapter of 
St. Paul's, signed by every inhabitant, 
that he might succeed to the vacancy. 
In the mean time he pursued with inde- 
fatigable industry those literary occupa- 
tions, which, in various ways, have bene- 
fited the public. Dr. Gregory was a 
useful writer who, without aiming, except 
rarely, at the reputation of original com- 
position, performed real services to letters, 
by employing a practised style, an ex- 
ercised judgment, and extensive informa- 
tion, in works of compilation or abridge- 
ment, adapted to the use of that numerous 
class who desire to obtain knowledge in 



a compendious manner. His publica- 
tions were successfully planned and ably 
executed. He served at different times 
the curacy and lectureship of St. Botolph, 
the lectureship of St. Luke's, and a 
weekly lectureship of St. Antholin's, and 
was elected evening preacher at the 
Foundling hospital, which the state of his 
health obliged him to resign. The bishop 
of London presented him with a small 
prebend in the cathedral of St. Paul's, 
which he relinquished on receiving the 
rectory of Stapleford, Herts. In 1804, 
he was presented by Lord Sid mouth (then 
Mr. Addington) with the valuable living 
of West Ham, in Essex, when he resigned 
every other clerical charge except that of 
Cripplegate, to which parish he was 
attached by warm feelings of gratitude. 

At West Ham he passed four years, 
discharging with fidelity his duties as a 
clergyman and a magistrate, and occu- 
pying his leisure with literature. Life 
was endeared to him by domestic enjoy- 
ments in the bosom of an amiable and 
affectionate family, and by the society of 
many friends, whom he was much valued 
for his perpetual readiness to serve and 
oblige, and the unaffected cheerfulness of 
his conversation. Without any decided 
cause of illness, the powers of his consti- 
tution suddenly and all together gave 
way ; every vital function was debilitated, 
and after a short confinement, he expired 
with the calm resignation and animating 
hopes of a Christian. Among his nu- 
merous works are, " Essays, historical and 
moral," a " Translation of Lowth's Lec- 
tures on the Sacred Poetry of the He- 
brews," a " Church History," from which 
he acquired celebrity with the inquiring, 
" The Economy of Nature," and a well- 
known " Dictionary of Arts and 
Sciences."* 

CURIOUS NARRATIVE. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

The interment of the late duchess of 
Rutland, at Bottesford, the family burial- 
place, has had a more than usual number 
of persons to visit its many sepulchral mo- 
numents. One of them to the \uemory 
of Francis Manners, earl of Rutland, who 
lies buried here, is very splendid. It 
represents him with his countess in a 
kneeling posture, and two children who 
are supposed to have been beivitch'd to 

* Dr. Aikin's Athenseum. 



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death. The inscription to that effect I 
read, and procured a copy of the parti- 
culars from an old book which is always 
read to visiters by the sexton ; and which, 
as to the execution of the alleged crimi- 
nals at Lincoln, on the 12th of March, 
1618, I find to be correct, and send it for 
your use. 

I am, Sir, &c. 

B. JOHNSON. 

Newark, Feb. 22, 1826. 

The only alteration in the transcript is 
a variation from inaccurate spelling. 

EXTRACT 
From the Church Book of Bottesford. 

When the Right Hon. Sir Francis 
Manners succeeded his Brother Roger in 
the Earldom of Rutland, and took pos- 
session of Belvoir Castle, and of the 
Estates belonging to the Earldom, He 
took such Honourable measures in the 
Courses of his Life, that He neither dis- 
placed Tenants, discharged Servants, nor 
denied the access of the poor ; but, mak- 
ing Strangers welcome, did all the good 
offices of a Noble Lord, by which he got 
the Love and good-will of the Country, 
his Noble Countess being of the same 
disposition : So that Belvoir Castle was a 
continual Place of Entertainment, Espe- 
cially to Neighbours, where Joan Flower 
and her Daughter were not only relieved 
at the first, but Joan was also admitted 
Chairwoman and her daughter Marga- 
rett as a Continual Dweller in the Castle, 
looking to the Poultry abroad, and the 
washhouse at Home; and thus they 
Continued till found guilty of some mis- 
demeanor which was discovered to the 
Lady. The first complaint against Joan 
Flower the Mother was that she was a 
Monstrous malicious Woman, full of 
Oaths, Curses, and irreligious Impreca- 
tions, and, as far as appeared, a plain 
Atheist. As for Margarett, her Daughter, 
she was frequently accused of going from 
the Castle, and carrying Provisions away 
in unreasonable Quantities, and returning 
in such unseasonable Hours that they 
could not but Conjecture at some mis- 
chief amongst them ; and that their ex- 
traordinary Expences tended both to rob 
the Lady and served also to maintain 
some debauched and Idle Company which 
frequented Joan Flower's House. In 
some time the Countess misliking her 
(Joan's) Daughter Margarett, and disco- 
vering some Indecencies in her Life, and 
the Neglect of her Business, discharged 



her from lying any more in the Castle, 
yet gave her forty Shillings, a Bolster, 
and a Mattress of wool, commanding her 
to go Home. But at last these Wicked 
Women became so malicious and re- 
vengeful, that the Earl's Family were 
sensible of their wicked Dispositions ; 
for, first, his Eldest Son Henry Lord 
Ross was taken sick after a strange Man- 
ner, and in a little time Died ; and, after, 
Francis Lord Ross was Severely tortured 
and tormented by them, with a Strange 
sickness, which caused his Death. Also, 
and presently after, the Lady Catherine 
was set upon by their Devilish Practices, 
and very frequently m Danger of her Life, 
in strange and unusual Fits ; and, as they 
confessed, both the Earl and his Coun- 
tess were so Bewitched that they should 
have no more Children. In a little time 
after they were Apprehended and carried 
to Lincoln Jail, after due Examination 
before sufficient Justices and discreet 
Magistrates. 

Joan Flower before her Conviction 
called for bread and butter, and wished 
it might never go through her if she were 
guilty of the Matter she was Accused of; 
and upon mumbling of it in her Mouth 
she never spoke more, but fell down and 
Died, as she was carried to Lincoln Jail, 
being extremely tormented both in Soul 
and Body, and was Buried at Ancaster. 

The Examination of Margarett Flower 

the 22nd of January, 1 6l8. 
She confessed that, about four years 
since, her Mother sent her for the right 
Hand glove of Henry Lord Ross, and 
afterwards her Mother bid her go again 
to the Castle of Belvoir, and bring down 
the glove, or some other thing, of Henry 
Lord Ross's; and when she asked for 
what, her Mother answered to hurt My 
Lord Ross ; upon which she brought 
down a glove, and gave it to her Mother, 
who stroked Rutterkin her cat (the Imp) 
with it, after it was dipped in hot water, 
and, so, pricked it often after; which 
Henry Lord Ross fell sick, and soon after 
Died. She further said that finding a 
glove, about two or three years since of 
Francis Lord Ross's, she gave it to her 
mother, who put it into hot water, and 
afterwards took it out, and rubbed it on 
Rutterkin (the Imp,) and bid him go 
upwards, and afterwards buried it in the 
yard, and said " a mischief light on him 
but he will mend again.'' She further 
confessed that her Mother and her and 



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her sister agreed together to bewitch the 
Earl and his Lady, that they might have 
no more children ; and being asked the 
cause of this their malice and ill-will, she 
said that, about four years since, the 
Countess, taking a dislike to her, gave 
her forty shillings, a Bolster, and a mat- 
tress, and bid her be at Home, and come 
no more to dwell at the Castle ; which 
she not only took- ill, but grudged it in 
her heart very much, swearing to be re- 
venged upon her, on which her Mother 
took wool out of the Mattress, and a pair 
of gloves which were given her by Mr. Vo- 
vason,and put them into warm water, min- 
gling them with some blood, and stirring 
it together ; then she took them out of 
the water, and rubbed them on the belly 
of Rutterkin, saying, " the Lord and the 
Lady would have Children but it would 
be long first/' She further confessed 
that, by her Mother's command, . she 
brought to her a piece of a handkerchief 
of the Lady Catherine, the Earl's Daugh- 
ter, and her Mother put it into hot water, 
and then, taking it out, rubbed it upon 
Rutterkin, bidding him " fly and go,'* 
whereupon Rutterkin whined and cryed 
" Mew," upon which the said Rutterkin 
had no more power of the Lady Catherine 
to hurt her. 

Margarett Flower and Phillis Flower, 
the Daughters of Joan Flower, were exe- 
cuted at Lincoln for Witchcraft, March 
12, 1618. 

Whoever reads this history should con- 
sider the ignorance and dark superstition 
of those times; but certainly these women 
were vile abandoned wretches to pretend 
to do such wicked things. 

" Seek not unto them that have familiar 
spirits, nor wizards, nor unto witches 
that peep and that mutter : should not a 
people seek unto their God." Isaiah xix. 

This entry in the church book of Bot- 
tesford is certainly very curious. Its 
being read at this time, to the visitors of 
the monuments, must spread the " won- 
derful story" far and near among the 
country people, and tend to the increase 
of the sexton's perquisites ; but surely if 
that officer be allowed to disseminate the 
tale, he ought to be furnished with a few 
sensible strictures which he might be re- 
quired to read at the same time. In all 
probability, the greater number of visi- 
tants are attracted thither by the surpri- 
sing narrative, and there is at least one 
hand from whom might be solicited such 



remarks as would tend to obviate undue 
impressions. Instances are already re- 
corded in this work of the dreadful in- 
fluence which superstitious notions pro- 
duce on the illiterate. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 40 72. 



ilarcf) is. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 13th of March, 1614, in the 
reign of king James I., Bartholomew 
Legat, an Arian, was burnt in Smithfield 
for that heresy. 

1722, March 13, there were bonfires, 
illuminations, ringing of bells, and other 
demonstrations of joy, in the cities of Lon- 
don andW estminster, upon the dissolution 
of the septennial parliament.* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 47. 

14. 

FOOTBALL. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, Perhaps you are not aware that, 
during fine weather, football is played 
every Sunday afternoon, in the fields, be- 
tween Oldfield's dairy and Copenhagen- 
house, near Islington, by Irishmen. It 
generally commences at three o'clock, and 
is continued till dusk. The boundaries are 
fixed and the parties chosen. I believe, 
as is usual in the sister kingdom, county- 
men play against other county- men. Some 
fine specimens of wrestling are occasion- 
ally exhibited, in order to delay the two 
men who are rivals in the pursuit of the 
ball ; meantime the parties* friends have 
time to pursue the combat, and the quick 
arrival of the ball to the goal is generally 
the consequence, and a lusty shout is 
given by the victors. 

When a boy, football was commonly 
played on a Sunday morning, before 
church time, in a village in the west of 
England, and the church-piece was tns 
ground chosen for it. I am, &c. 

Islington. J.R. F. 

Royal Bridal. 

On the 14th of March, 1734, his serene 
highness the prince of Orange was mar- 
ried at St. James's, to the princess-roy^l. 

* British Chroriologist. 



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At eleven o'clock at night, the royal 
family supped in public in the great state 
ball-room. 

About one, the bride and bridegroom 
retired,and afterwards sat up in their bed- 
chamber, in rich undresses, to be seen by 
the nobility, and other company at court. 

On the following day there was a more 
splendid appearance of persons of quality 
to pay their compliments to the royal 
pair than was ever seen at this court; 
and m the evening there was a ball 
equally magnificent, and the prince of 
Orange danced several minuets. 

A few days before the nuptials, the 
Irish peers resident in London, not having 
received summonses to attend the royal 
procession, met to consider their claims to 
be present, and unanimously resolved 
that neither themselves nor the peeresses 
would attend the wedding as spectators, 
and that they would not send to the lord 
chamberlain's office for their tickets.* 

THE " PAPEGUAY." 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Kennington, March 7 , 1826. 

Sir, The following brief observations 
on the sport mentioned at p. 289, may 
not be considered unacceptable ; strange 
to say, it is not mentioned by either Strutt 
or Fosbroke in their valuable works. 

This sport obtained over the principal 
parts of Europe. The celebrated composer, 
C. M.Von Weber, opens his opera of hor- 
rors, " Der Frieschiitz," with a scene of 
shooting for the popingay. This is a 
proof that it is common in Germany, 
where the successful candidate is elected a 
petty sovereign for the day. The neces- 
sity and use of such a custom in a coun- 
try formed for the chase, is obvious. 

The author of the " Waverley" novels, 
m his excellent tale of "Old Mortality," in- 
troduces a scene of shooting for the popin- 
gay, as he terms it. It was usual for the 
sheriff to call out the feudal array of the 
county, annually, to what was called the 
wappen-schaws. The author says, " The 
herifFof the county of Lanark was hold- 
ing the wappen-schaw of a wild district, 
called the Upper Ward of Clydesdale, on 
a traugh or level plain, near to a royal 
borough, the name of which is in no way 
essential to my story, upon the morning 
of the 5th of May, 1679, when our narra- 
tive commences. When the musters had 

* Gentleman's Magazine. 



been made, and duly reported, the young 
men, as was usual, were to mix in various 
parts, of which the chief was to shoot at the 
popingay, an ancient game formerly prac- 
tised with archery, and then with fire- 
arms. This was the figure of a bird, 
decked with party-coloured feathers, so 
as to resemble a popmgay or parrot. It 
was suspended to a pole, and served for 
a mark, at which the competitors dis- 
charged their fusees and carbines in rota- 
tion, at the distance of sixty or seventy 
paces. He whose ball brought down 
the mark, held the proud title of cap- 
tain of the popingay for the remainder 
of the day, and was usually escorted in 
triumph to the most reputable charge- 
house in the neighbourhood, where the 
evening was closed with conviviality, 
conducted under his auspices." From the 
accuracy and research of the author, I am 
inclined to take it for granted, that this 
sport was common in Scotland. 

A friend informs me it is common in 
Switzerland, and I have no doubt ob- 
tained pretty generally over Europe. In 
conclusion, allow me to remark that in my 
opinion the man on horseback, with the 
popingay on the pole, is returning as vic- 
tor from the sport; the pole in the dis- 
tance evidently had the honour of support- 
ing the popingay, until it was carried 
away by the aim of the marksman. 

I am, sir, &c. T. A. 

The editor is obliged by the conjecture 
at the close of the preceding letter, and 
concurs in thinking that he was himself 
mistaken, in presuming that the French 
print from whence the engraving was 
taken, represented the going out to the 
shooting. He will be happy to be in- 
formed of any other misconception or in- 
accuracy, because it will assist him in his 
endeavours to render the work a faithful 
record of manners and customs. To that 
end he will always cheerfully correct any 
error of opinion or statement. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 90. 



15. 

The Highgate Custom. 
With much pleasure insertion is given 
to the following letter and its accompany- 
ing song. 






377 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. MARCH 16. 378 

To the Editor of the E very-Day Book. which was introduced in the pantomime 

of Harlequin Teague, performed at the 

Seymour-street, Feb. 18, 1826. Haymarket theatre, in August, 1742. If 

Sir, In illustration of the custom 01 you think it worthy the columns of your 

* Swearing on the horns at Highgate," valuable work, it is at your service, 
described at p. 79, in the Every-Day Book I am, &c. 

:f the present year, I enclose you a song, PASCHE. 

Song by the Landlord of the Horn 

Silence ! take notice, you are my son, 

Full on your father look, sir ; 
This is an oath you may take as you run, 

So lay your hand on the Hornbook, sir. 
Hornaby, hornaby, Highgate and horns, 
And money by hook or by crook, sir. 

Hornaby, &c. 

Spend not with cheaters, nor cozeners, your life, 

Nor waste it on profligate beauty ; 
And when you are married, be kind to your wife, 

And true to all petticoat duty. 
Dutiful, beautiful, kind to your wife, 
And true from the cap to the shoetie. 

Dutiful, &c. 

To drink to a man when a woman is near, 

You never should hold to be right, sir ; 
Nor unless 'tis your taste, to drink small for strong beer, 

Or eat brown bread when you can get white, sir. 
Manniken, canniken, good meat and drink 
Are pleasant at morn, noon, and night, sir 

Manniken, &c. 

To kiss with the maid when the mistress is kind, 

A gentleman ought to be loth, sir : 
But if the maid's fairest, your oath does not bind, 

Or you may, if you like it, kiss both, sir. 
Kiss away, both you may, sweetly smack night and day, 
If you like it you're bound by your oath, sir. 

Kiss away, &c. 

When you travel to Highgate, take this oath again, 
And again, like a sound man, and true, sir, 

And if you have with you some more merry men, 
Be sure you make them take it too, sir. 

Bless you, son, get you gone, frolic and fun, 

Old England, and honest true blue, sir. 

Bless you, &c. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. a letter is selected for insertion this day, 

Mean Temperature. . . 40' 8. because it happens to be an open one, 

and therefore free for pleasant intelligence 
on any subject connected with the pnr- 
pose of this publication. It is an advan- 

Cornish Sports, ta g e resulting from the volume already 

AND THE before the public, that it acquaints its 

Origin of Piccadilly. readers with the kind of information de- 

From several valuable communications, sired to be conveyed, more readily than the 



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prospectus proposed to their considera- 
tion. If each reader will only contribute 
something to the instruction and amuse- 
ment of the rest, the editor has no doubt 
that he will be able to present a larger 
series of interesting notices and agreeable 
illustrations, than any work he is at pre- 
sent acquainted with. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
February 6, 1826. 

Sir, I send you the account of two 
more games, or in-doors sports, in vogue 
among the country people in Cornwall. 
Of the latter, Mr. D. Gilbert has made 
slight mention in the introduction to his 
carols, second edition ; but he states that 
these games, together with carol-singing, 
may be considered as obsolete, which is 
by no means the case : even yet in most of 
the western parishes, (and of these I can 
speak from personal observation,) the 
carol-singers, not only sing their " aun- 
tient chaunts" in the churches, but go 
about from house to house in parties. I 
am told the practice is the same in many 
other parts of the county, as it is also in 
various places throughout the kingdom. 
I have added a slight notice respecting 
Piccadilly, which (if worth inserting) may 
be new to some of your readers ; but, now 
for our Cornish sports : I state them as I 
found them, and they are considered pro- 
vincial. 

Fisrt, then, the 7imfteferXtinker's)shop.- 
In the middle of the room is placed a 
large iron pot, filled with a mixture of 
soot and water. One of the most humour- 
ous of the set is chosen for the master of 
the shop, who takes a small mop in his 
left hand, and a short stick in his right ; 
his comrades each have a small stick in 
his right hand ; the master gives each a 
separate name, as Old Vulcan, Save-all, 
Tear em, All-my-mcn, Mend-all, &c. After 
these preliminaries, all kneel down, en- 
circling the iron vessel. The master cries 
out, " Every one (that is, all together, or 
' one and all/ as the Cornish say,) and I ; 
all then hammer away with their sticks as 
fast as they can, some of them with absurd 
grimaces. Suddenly the master will, per- 
haps, cry out, "All-my-men and I ;" upon 
this, all are to cease working, except the 
individual called All-my-men ; and if any 
unfortunate delinquent fails, he is treated 
with a salute from the mop well dipped in 
the black liquid : this never fails to afford 
great entertainment to the spectators, and 
if the master is " well up to the sport/' he 
contrives that none of his comrades shall 



escape unmarked ; for he changes rapidly 
from All-my-men and I, to Old Vulcan 
and I, and so on, and sometimes names 
two or three together, that little chance of 
escaping with a clean face is left. 

The Corn-market. Here, as before, an 
experienced reveller is chosen to be the 
master, who has an assistant, called Spy- 
the-market. Another character is Old 
Penglaze, who is dressed up in some ri- 
diculous way, with a blackened face, and 
a staff in his hand; he, together with 
part of a horse's hide girt round him, for 
the hobby-horse, are placed towards the 
back of the market. The rest of the 
players sit round the room, and have each 
some even price affixed to them as names; 
for instance, Two-pence, Four-pence, Six- 
pence, Twelve-pence, &c. The master then 
says " Spy-the-market," to which the man 
responds, " Spy-the-market;" the master 
repeats, " Spy-the-market ;" the man says, 
" Aye, sirrah." The master then asks the. 
price of corn, to which Spy-the-market, 
may reply any price he chooses, of those 
given to his comrades, for instance, 
" Twelve-pence." The master then says, 
" Twelve-pence," when the man hearing 
that price answers " Twelve-pence/' and 
a similar conversation ensues, as with 
Spy-the-market before, and Twelve-pence 
names his price, and so the game pro- 
ceeds ; but if, as frequently happens, any 
of the prices forget their names, or any 
other mistakes occur in the game, the 
offender is to be sealed, a ceremony in 
which the principal amusement of the 
game consists ; it is done as follows, the 
master goes to the person who has for- 
feited, and takes up his foot, saying, 
" Here is my seal, where is old Penglaze's 
seal ?" and then gives him a blow on the 
sole of the foot. Old Penglaze then comes 
in on his horse, with his feet tripping on 
the floor, saying, " Here I comes, neither 
riding nor a foot ;" the horse winces and 
capers, so that the old gentleman can 
scarcely keep his seat. When he arrives 
at the market, he cries out, " What work 
is there for me to do V The master holds 
up the foot of the culprit and says, " Here, 
Penglaze, is a fine shoeing match for you.' 1 
Penglaze dismounts ; ' I think it's a fine 
colt indeed." He then begins to work by 
pulling the shoe off the unfortunate colt, 
saying " My reward is a full gallon o' 
moonlight, besides all other customs for 
shoeing in this market;" he then gives 
one or two hard blows on the shoe-less 
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and remounts his horse, whose duty it is 
now to get very restive, and poor Pen- 
glaze is so tossed up and down, that he 
has much difficulty to get to his old place 
without a tumble. The play is resumed 
until Penglaze's seal is again required, and 
at the conclusion of the whole there is a 
set dance. 

PICCADILLY. The pickadil was the 
round hem, or the piece set about the 
edge or skirt of a garment, whether at 
top or bottom ; also a kind of stiff collar, 
made in fashion of a band, that went 
about the neck and round about the 
shoulders ; hence the term " wooden pec- 
cadilloes," (meaning the pillory) in " Hu- 
dibras,'' and see Nares's " Glossary," and 
Blount's " Glossographia." At the time 
that ruffs, and consequently pickadils, 
were much in fashion, there was a cele- 
brated ordinary near St. James's, called 
Pickadilly, because, as some say, it was 
the outmost, or skirt-house, situate at 
the hem of the town ; but it more proba- 
bly took its name "from one Higgins, a 
tailor, who made a fortune by pickadils, 
and built this with a few adjoining 
houses. The name has by a few been 
derived from a much frequented shop for 
sale of these articles ; this probably took 
its rise from the circumstance of Higgins 
having built houses there, which, however, 
were not for selling ruffs; and indeed, 
with the exception of his buildings, the 
scite of the present Piccadilly was at that 
time open country, and quite out of the 
way of trade. At a later period, when 
Burlington-house was built, its noble 
owner chose the situation, then at some 
distance from the extremity of the town, 
that none might build beyond him. The 
ruffs formerly worn by gentlemen were 
frequently double- wired, and stiffened 
with yellow starch ; and the practice was 
at one time carried to such an excess that 
they were limited by queen Elizabeth " to 
a nayle of a yeard in depth." In the time 
of James I. they still continued of a pre- 
posterous size, so that previous to the 
visit made by that monarch to Cambridge 
in 1615, the vice-chancellor of the 
university thought fit to issue an order, 
prohibiting " the fearful enormity and 
excess of apparel seen in all degrees, as, 
namely, strange peccadilloes, vast bands, 
huge cuffs, shoe-roses, tufts, locks, and 
tops of hair, unbeseeming that modesty 
and carriage of students in so renowned 
an university." It is scarcely to be sup- 
posed that the ladies were deficient in 



the size of their ruffs ; on the contrary, 
according to Andrews, (Continuation of 
Henry's History of England, vol. ii. 
307,) they wore them immoderately large, 
made of lawn and cambiic, and stiffened 
with yellow starch, for the, art of using 
which, in the proper method, they paid as 
much as four or five pounds, as also 
twenty shillings for learning " to seethe 
starche," to a Mrs. Dingen Van Plesse, 
who introduced it, as well as the use of 
lawn, which was so fine that it was a by- 
word, " that shortly they would wear 
ruffes of a spider's web." The poking of 
these ruffs gracefully was an important 
attainment. Some satirical Puritans en- 
joyed the effects of a shower of rain on 
the ruff-wearers ; for " then theyre great 
ruffes stryke sayle, and downe they falle, 
as dish-clouts fluttering in the winde." 
Mrs. Turner, who was one of the persons 
implicated in the death of sir Thomas 
Overbury, is said to have gone to the 
place of execution in a fashionable ruff, 
after which their credit was very much 
diminished. 

I am, sir, 

Your obedient servant, 
W, S. 

P. S. It is perhaps scarcely worth ob- 
serving, that the Monday preceding Ash- 
Wednesday is, in the west, called Shrove- 
Monday; and that peas and pork is as 
standard a dish on that day as pancakes 
on Shrove-Tuesday, or salt fish on Ash- 
Wednesday. 



Having thus performed a duty to a 
valued correspondent without waiting till 
Christmas, the editor takes the liberty of 
referring to the observations by which the 
preceding letter was introduced, and re- 
spectfully expresses an earnest hope to be 
favoured with such communications as, 
from the past conduct of the Every-Day 
Book, may appear suitable to its columns. 
For the first time, he believes, he ven- 
tures to allude to any inconvenience he 
has felt while conducting it ; nor does he 
hint at difficulty now from lack of ma- 
terials, for he has abundance ; but it is a 
truth, which he is persuaded many of 
his readers will be happy to mitigate, 
that at the present moment he is himself 
so very unwell, and has so much indis- 
position in his family to distract his 
mind, that he cannot arrange his collec- 



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lions ; services, therefore, under such 
circumstances, will be peculiarly accept- 
able, If one or two of his correspon- 
dents should refer him to communications 
which their kindness 'have already placed 
in his hands, he answers, that he is really 
too ill to seek them amongst his papers. 
From this it will be seen how very much 
he really needs, and how much he 
covets, assistance. He ventures to think 
that he shall not have made this public 



appeal in vain, and he again calls on the 
friends and readers of his labours to semi 
him their aid. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 5 1 . 

Jflarrf) 17. 

1826, Cambridge Term ends. 




$atritit'* Bag a pattern. 



An Irishman all in his glory was there, 

With a sprig of shillelagh and shamrock so green.' 



It happens that several fairs, similar to 
those in the country parts of England as 
to tents and booths, are held in Ireland 
on Saint Patrick's day, and then its 
hilarity is heightened by the publicity of 
the celebration. 

The usual fair day or " patron" or, as 
it is usually pronounced, pattern or pat- 
ten, is a festive meeting to commemorate 
the virtues of a patron saint. It is a kind 
of rural fete with drinking and dancing, 
whereto in (Ireland) is added fighting, 



" unless the neighbouring magistrates 
personally interfere, or the spirits of the 
people are repressed by a conscious par- 
ticipation in plots and conspiracies." 
This is the character of these festivals by 
an Irish writer, who relates an anecdote 
resulting from one of these festivals : 
" We were waiting (he says,) in the vain 
hope that the weather would clear up, 
and allow us a fine evening for return, 
when a poor stranger from Joyce country 
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Mis black eye, swelled face, and head 
and shoulders covered with clotted blood, 
too plainly told the history of his suffer- 
ings ; and his woeful countenance formed 
a strange and ludicrous contrast with his 
account of the pleasures of the preceding 
evening." He had obtained these fea- 
tures at a patron. " The poor fellow had 
travelled many a weary mile across the 
mountains to share its rustic mirth and 
revelry ; but, * plaze your honour, there 
was a little bit of fighting in it,' and as 
no true follower of St. Macdarragh could 
refuse to take a part in such a peaceful 
contest, he had received, and no doubt 
given, many a friendly blow; but his 
meditations on a broken head during the 
night, had both cooled his courage and 
revived his prudence, and he came to 
swear before * his honour' a charge of as- 
sault and battery against those who 
had thus woefully demolished his upper 
works."* 

The constant use of the "shillelagh" 
by Irishmen at a " patron," is a puzzling 
fact to Englishmen, who, on their own 
holidays, regard a " shillelagh" as a 
malicious weapon. In the hand of an 
Irishman, in his own country, at such a 
season, it is divested of that character ; 
this singular fact will be accounted for, 
when the origin of the custom comes to 
be considered. At present, nothing more 
is requisite than to add, that the " shille- 
lagh" is seldom absent on St. Patrick's 
day, celebrated as a patron. 

Some account of the commemoration 
of this festival, and of the tutelar saint of 
Ireland and his miracles, is already given 
in vol. i. p. 363. To this may be added 
the annexed notices relative to the day, 
obtained from an Irish gentleman. 

It is a tradition that St. Patrick first 
landed at Croagh Patrick, a high and 
beautiful mountain in the county of Mayo, 
from which place he banished all venomous 
animals into the sea, and to this day, 
multitudes of the natives who are catho- 
lics, make pilgrimages to Croagh Patrick, 
under the persuasion of efficacy in these 
journies to atone for misdeeds, or mitigate 
the penalties attached to sin. 

It is a very popular tradition that when 
St. Patrick was dying, he requested his. 
weeping and lamenting friends to forego 
their grief, and rather rejoice at his com- 
fortable exit, for the better furtherance of 



which, he advised each one to take " a 
drop of something to drink ;" and that 
this last injunction of the saint in reve- 
rence to his character was complied 
with. However this may be, it is a 
custom on his anniversary to observe 
the practice to supererogation ; for the 
greater number of his present followers, 
who take a little " crathur" for the pur- 
pose of dissipating woeful renainiscencies, 
continue to imbibe it till they " lisp and 
wink." 

Some years ago, " Patrick's day" was 
welcomed, in the smaller country towns 
or hamlets, by every possible manifest- 
ation of gladness and delight. The inn, if 
there was one, was thrown open to all 
comers, who received a certain allowanor 
of oaten bread and fish. This was a be* 
nevolence from the host, and to it was 
added a " Patrick's pot," or quantum of 
beer ; but, of late years, whiskey is the 
beverage most esteemed. The majority 
of those who sought entertainment at the 
village inn, were young men who had no 
families, whilst those who had children, 
and especially whose families were large, 
made themselves as snug as possible by 
the turf fire in their own cabins. 

Where the village or hamlet could not 
boast of an inn, the largest cabin was 
sought out, and poles were extended 
horizontally from one end of the apart- 
ment to the other ; on these poles, doors 
purposely unhinged, and brought from 
the surrounding cabins were placed, so 
that a table of considerable dimensions 
was formed, round which all seated them- 
selves, each one providing his own oaten 
bread and fish. At the conclusion of the 
repast, they sat for the remainder of the 
evening over a " Patrick's pot," and finally 
separated quietly, and it is to be hoped in 
perfect harmony. 

In the city of Dublin, " Patrick's day" 
is still regarded as a festival from the 
highest to the lowest ranks of society. 
There is an annual ball and supper at 
the lord lieutenant's residence in the 
castle, and there are private convivial 
assemblies of the most joyous character. 
On this day every Irishman who is alive 
to its importance, adorns his hat with 
bunches of shamrock, which is the com- 
mon trefoil orclover,wherewith, according 
to tradition, St. Patrick converted the 
Irish nation to belief in the doctrine of 
the trinity in unity. In the humbler 
ranks, it is the universal practice to get a 



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morning dram as a preparation for the 
duties of the festival. They then attend 
chapel and hear high mass. After the 
eremonies and observances peculiar to 
the Romish worship, they again resort to 
the whiskey shop, and spend the remain- 
der of the day in devotions to Bacchus, 
which are mostly concluded, with what 
in England would be called, by persons 
of this class, " a row." 

On Patrick's day, while the bells of 
churches and chapels are tuned to joyous 
notes, the piper and harper play up 
" Patrick's day in the morning;" old 
women, with plenteous supplies of trefoil, 
are heard in every direction, crying " Buy 



my shamrocks, green shamrocks," and 
children have " Patrick's crosses" pinned 
to their sleeves. These are small prints 
of various kinds; some of them merely 
represent a cross, others are represent- 
ations of Saint Patrick, trampling the rep- 
tiles under his feet. 



It appears from this account, and from 
general narrations, that St. Patrick is 
honoured on his festival by every mode 
which mirth can devise for praise of his 
memory. The following whimsical song 
is a particular favourite, and sung to " his 
holiness" by all ranks in the height of 
convivial excitement : 



St. Patrick was a Gentleman. 

St. Patrick was a gentleman, and he came from decent people : 
In Dublin town he built a church and on it put a steeple ; 
His father was a Wollaghan, his mother an O'Grady, 
His aunt she was a Kinaghan, and his wife a widow Brady. 
Tooralloo tooralloo, what a glorious man our saint was, 
Tooralloo, tooralloo, O whack fal de lal, de lal, &c. 

Och ! Antrim hills are mighty high and so's the hill of Howth too ; 
But we all do know a mountain that is higher than them both too ; 
'Twas on the top of that high mount St. Patrick preach'd a sermon, 
He drove the frogs into the bogs, and banished all the vermin. 
Tooralloo, &c. 

No wonder that we Irish lads, then, are so blythe and frisky ; 
St. Patrick was the very man that .taught us to drink whiskey ; 
Och ! to be sure, he had the knack and understood distilling. 
For his mother kept a sheebeen shop, near the town of Enniskillen. 
Tooralloo, &c. 



The day after St. Patrick's day is 
" Sheelah's day,"or the festival in honour of 
Sheelah. Its observers are not so anxious 
to determine who " Sheelah" was, as they 
are earnest in her celebration. Some say 
she was " Patrick's wife," others that she 
was " Patrick's mother," while all agree 
that her " immortal memory" is to be 
maintained by potations of whiskey. 
The shamrock worn on St. Patrick's day 
should be worn also on Sheelah's day, 
and, on the latter night, be drowned in 
v e last glass. Yet it frequently happens 
that the shamrock is flooded in the last 
glass of St. Patrick's day, and another last 
glass or two, or more, on the same night, 
deluges the over-soddened trefoil. This 
is not " quite correct," but it is endea- 
voured to be remedied the next morning 
by the display of a fresh shamrock, which 



is steeped at night in honour of "Sheelah" 
with equal devotedness. 

That Saint Patrick was not married is 
clear from the rules of the Roman catholic 
church, which impose celibacy on its 
clergy. A correspondent suggests that 
the idea of his matrimonial connection, 
arose out of a burlesque, or, perhaps, 
ironical remark, by females of the poorer 
class in Ireland, to retaliate on their hus- 
bands for their excesses on the 17th of 
March ; or, perhaps, from the opportunity 
the effects of such indulgence afforded 
them, these fair helpmates are as convivial 
on the following morning, as their " worser 
halves" were the preceding day. " Sheelah" 
is an Irish term, generally applied to a 
slovenly or muddling woman, more 'par- 
ticularly if she be elderly. In this way, 
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tained the name of " Sheelah's day/' spe- 
ciale gratia, without any reference to the 
calendar of saints. The saint himself, if 
we determine from the sacrifices to his 
memory, is deemed a kind of Christian 
Bacchus; and, on like home-made au- 
thority, " Sheelah" is regarded as his con- 
sort. 



The editor of this work especially 
regrets that few of the peculiarities 
regarding this festival which are familiar 
to Irishmen have been communicated to 
him. He has received letters expressing 
surprise that so little has been observed 
concerning their country. Such com- 
plaints have been made under initials, 
and therefore he could not answer them : 
the complainants he has no doubt could 
have contributed largely themselves, and 
from them he would have required infor- 
mation. As many Irish usages are fast 
dying away, he hopes and earnestly soli- 
cits to be favoured with particulars, which 
he is persuaded the collections or recol- 
lections of his Irish readers can readily 
furnish, and which he will be most happy 
in having intrusted to him for publi- 
cation. Any illustrations of Irish cha- 
racter and manners, especially if drawn 
up by natives of Ireland, will be highly 
valued. 



On St. Patrick's day, 1 740, the butchers 
in Clare-market, London, hung up a gro- 
tesque figure of an Irishman. A great 
number of Irishmen came to pull it down, 
when a fierce battle ensued, much mis- 
chief was done, and several persons were 
dangerously wounded; but a file of mus- 
queteers having been fetched from St. 
James's, some of the rioters were taken 
into custody, and three of them were 
committed by col. De Veil to Newgate * 



A correspondent who signs, " IKEY 
PJNGLE," communicates a copy of a sin- 
gular monumental inscription in the 
churchyard of Grimmingham, in Norfolk. 
It is subjoined on this day, because the 
public performer to whom it refers is 
stated to have quitted this stage of life on 
this day, in the year 1798. 

* Gentleman's Magazine. 



SACRED 
To the memory of 
THOMAS JACKSON, COMEDIAN, 
who was engaged, 21st of Dec. 1741, to 
play a comic cast of characters, in this 
great theatre the World : for many of 
which he was prompted by nature to excel. 
The season being ended, his benefit 
over, the charges all paid, and his account 
closed, he made his exit in the tragedy of 
Death, on the 17th of March, 1798, in 
full assurance of being called once more 
to rehearsal ; where he hopes to find his 
forfeits all cleared, his cast of parts bet- 
tered, and his situation made agreeable, 
by him who paid the great stock-debt, for 
the love he bore to performers in general. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 41 27. 



Edward, king of the West Saxons. 

On this anniversary, which is a holiday 
in the church of England calendar, and 
kept at the Exchequer, Rapin says, " I 
do not know upon what foundation Ed- 
ward was made both a saint and a mar- 
tyr, unless it was pretended he was 
murdered out of revenge for his great 
affection to Dunstan and the monks " 
See farther concerning him in vol. '. 
p. 372. 

NATURALISTS* CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 41 75. 

^larrft 19. 

1826. Oxford Term ends. 
PALM SUNDAY. 

This is tne first of Passion Week. To 
accounts of remarkable ceremonies pecu- 
liar to the day, and its present obser- 
vance, it is proper to add the mode 
wherein it is celebrated by the papal pon- 
tiff at Rome. An eye-witness to the 
pageant relates as follows: 

About half-past nine in the morning, 
the pope entered the Sistine chapel, at- 
tired in a robe of scarlet and gold, which 
he wore over his ordinary dress, and took 
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first dressed in under-robes of a violet 
colour (the mourning for cardinals), with 
their rich antique lace, scarlet trains, and 
mantles of ermine, suddenly put off 
thesp accoutrements, and arrayed them- 
selves in most splendid vestments, which 
had the appearance of being made of 
carved gold. The tedious ceremony of 
each separately kissing the pope's hand, 
and making their three little bows, being 
gone through, and some little chaunting 
and fidgetting about the altar being got 
over, two palm branches, of seven or 
eight feet in length, were brought to the 
pope, who, after raising over them a 
cloud of incense, bestowed his bene- 
diction upon them : then a great number 
of smaller palms were brought, and a 
cardinal, who acted as the pope's aid-de- 
camp on this occasion, presented one of 
these to every cardinal as he ascended 
the steps of the throne, who again kissed 
the pope's hand and the palm, and re- 
tired. Then came the archbishops, who 
kissed both the pope's hand and toe, fol- 
lowed by the inferior orders of clergy, 
in regular gradations, who only kissed 
the toe. as they carried off their palms. 

The higher dignitaries being at last 
provided with palms, the deacons, canons, 
choristers, cardinals, train-bearers, &c. 
had each to receive branches of olive, 
to which, as well as to the palms, a small 
cross was suspended. At last, all were 
ready to act their parts, and the pro- 
cession began to move : it began with 
the lowest in clerical rank, who moved off 
two by two, rising gradually in dignity, 
till they came to prelates, bishops, arch- 
bishops, and cardinals, and terminated by 
the pope, borne in his chair of state 
(sedia gestatoria) on men's shoulders, 
with a crimson canopy over his head. 
By far the most striking figures in the 
procession were the bishops and patri- 
archs of the Armenian church. One of 
them wore a white crown, and another a 
crimson crown glittering with jewels. 
The mitres of the bishops were also set 
with precious stones; and their splendid 
dresses, and long wavy beards of silver 
whiteness, gave them a most venerable 
and imposing appearance. 

The procession issued forth into the 
Sala Borgia (the hall behind the Sistine 
chapel), and marched round it, forming 
nearly a circle ; for by the time the pope 
had gone out, the leaders of the pro- 
cession had nearly come back again ; but 
they found the gates of the chapel closed 



against them, and, on admittance being 
demanded, a voice was heard from within, 
in deep recitative, seemingly inquiring 
into their business, or claims for entrance 
there. This was answered by the choris- 
ters from the procession in the hall ; and 
after a chaunted parley of a few minutes, 
the gates were again opened, and the 
pope, cardinals, and priests, returned to 
their seats. Then the passion was 
chaunted ; and then a most tiresome long 
service commenced, in which the usual 
genuflections, and tinkling of little bells, 
and dressings and undressings, and walk- 
ing up and coming down the steps of 
the altar, and bustling about, went on ; 
and which at last terminated in the .car- 
dinals all embracing and kissing each 
other, which is considered the kiss of 
peace. 

The palms are artificial, plaited of 
straw, or the leaves of dried reeds, so as 
to resemble the real branches of the palm- 
tree when their leaves are plaited, which 
are used in this manner for this ceremony 
in the catholic colonies of tropical cli- 
mates. These artificial palms, however, 
are topped with some of the real leaves of 
the palm-tree, brought from the shores of 
the gulf of Genoa.* 

Palm Sunday in Spain. 

The following is a description of the 
celebration of this day in the cathedral of 
Seville : 

Early in the morning, the melancholy 
sound cf the passion-hell announces the 
beginning of the solemnities for which the 
fast of Lent is a preparation. This bell, 
the largest of several which are made to 
revolve upon pivots, is moved by means 
of two long ropes, which by swinging the 
bell into a circular motion, are twined, 
gently at first, round the massive arms of 
a cross, of which the bell forms the foot, 
and the head its counterpoise. Six men 
then draw back the ropes, till the enormous 
machine receives a sufficient impetus to 
coil them in an opposite direction ; and 
thus alternately, as long as ringing is re- 
quired. To give this bell a tone appro- 
priate to the sombre character of the sea- 
son, it has been cast with several large 
holes disposed in a circle round the top 
a contrivance which without diminishing 
the vibration of the metal, prevents the 
distinct formation of any musical note, 
and converts the sound into a dismal 
clangour. 

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The chapter, consisting of about eighty 
resident members, in choral robes of 
black silk with long trains and hoods, 
^receded by the inferior ministers, by 
thirty clergymen, in surplices, whose deep 
bass voices perform the plain or Ambro- 
sian chaunt, and by the band of wind- 
instruments and singers, who execute the 
more artificial strains of modern or coun- 
terpoint music, move in a long procession 
round the farthest aisles, each holding a 
branch of the oriental, or date palm, which 
overtopping the heads of the assembled 
multitude, nod gracefully, and bend into 
elegant curves at every step of the bearers. 
For this purpose a number of palm-trees 
are kept with their branches tied up to- 
gether, that, by the want of light, the more 
tender shoots may preserve a delicate yel- 
low tinge. The ceremony of blessing 
these branches is solemnly performed by 
the officiating priest, previously to the 
processJon, after which they are sent by 
the clergy to their friends, who tie them 
to the iron bars of the balconies, to be, as 
they believe, a protection against light- 
ning. 

In the long church-service for this day, 
the organ is silent, the voices being sup- 
ported by hautboys and bassoons. All the 
altars are covered with purple or grey 
curtains. The holy vestments, during this 
week, are of the first-mentioned colour, 
except on Friday, when it is changed for 
black. The four accounts of our saviour's 
passion, appointed as gospels for this day, 
Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, are 
dramatized in the following manner : 
Outside of the gilt-iron railing which en- 
closes the presbytery, are two large pul- 
pits of the same materials, from one of 
which, at the daily high mass, the sub- 
deacon chaunts the epistle, as the deacon 
does the gospel from the other. A mov- 
able platform with a desk, is placed be- 
tween the pulpits on the passion-days ; 
and three priests or deacons, in albes 
the white vestment, over which the dal- 
matic is worn by the latter, and the casulla 
by the former appear on these elevated 
posts, at the time when the gospel should 
be said. These officiating ministers are 
chosen among the singers in holy orders, 
one a bass, another a tenor, and the third 
a counter-tenor. The tenor chaunts the 
narrative without changing from the key- 
note, and makes a pause whenever he 
comes to the words of the interlocutors 
mentioned by the evangelist. In those 
passages the words of our saviour are 



sung by the bass in a solemn strain. Th< 
counter-tenor, in a more florid style, per 
sonates the inferior characters, such as 
Peter, the maid, and Pontius Pilate. The 
cries of the priests and the multitude are 
represented by the band of musicians 
within the choir.* 

PALM SUNDAY CUSTOM 
in Lincolnshire. 

The following letter is from a corres- 
pondent on the spot where the custom is 
still preserved. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, There is a singular ceremony at 
Caistor church, Lincolnshire, every Palm 
Sunday, which you may think worth de- 
scribing from this account of it. 

A deputy from Broughton brings a very 
large ox-whip, called here a gad-whip. 
Gad is an old Lincolnshire measure of 
ten feet ; the stock of the gad-whip is, 
perhaps, of the same length. The whip 
itself is constructed as follows. A large 
piece of ash, or any other wood, tapered 
towards the top, forms the stock ; it is 
wrapt with white leather half way down, 
and some small pieces of mountain ash 
are enclosed. The thong is very large, and 
made of strong white leather. The man 
comes to the north porch, about the com- 
mencement of the first lesson, and cracks 
his whip in front of the porch door three 
times; he then, with much ceremony, 
wraps the thong round the stock of the 
whip, puts some rods of mountain asa 
lengthwise upon it, and binds the whole 
together with whip-cord. He next ties 
to the top of the whip-stock a purse con- 
taining two shillings, (formerly this ?um 
was in twenty-four silver pennies,) then 
taking the whole upon his shoulder, he 
marches into the church, where he stands 
in front of the reading desk till the com- 
mencement of the second lesson : he then 
goes up nearer, waves the purse over the 
head of the clergyman, kneels down on a 
cushion, and continues in that position, 
with the purse suspended over the clergy- 
man's head, till the lesson is ended. After 
the service is concluded, he carries the 
whip, &c. to the mancr-house of Undon, a 
hamlet adjoining, where he leaves it. 
There is a new whip made every year; it 
is made at Broughton, and left at Undon. 

Certain lands in the parish of Brough- 
ton are held by the tenure of this annual 

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custom, which is maintained to the pre- 
sent time. I am, Sir, &c. 

__ G. P. J 

On the 19th of March, 1755, three wo- 
men in the village of Bergemoletto, near 
Piedmont, were buried for thirty-seven 
days in the ruins of a stable, by a heavy 
fall of snow. They survived theii con- 
finement, and the facts relating to it were 
published by Ignazio Somis, professor in 
the university of Turin. With the case 
of these poor creatures, that, related at 
p. 176, of our Elizabeth Woodcock, who 
remained so imprisoned eight days, is 
scarcely to be compared. Her sufferings 
highly interest the feelings ; a narration of 
theirs would too deeply wound them. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 41 . 25 



LAMB SEASON. 
An Anecdote 

It is related in the Scottish newspapers 
that about the year 1770, a Selkirkshire 
farmer, a great original in his way, and 
remarkable for his fondness of a " big 
price" for every thing, attended at Lang- 
holm fair, and, notwithstanding his 
parsimonious habits, actually sold his 
lambs to a perfect stranger upon his sim- 
ply promising to pay him punctually at 
the next market. On his return home, 
the farmer's servants, who regularly 
messed at the same table, and seldom 
honoured him with the name of master, 
inquired " Weel, Sandy, hae ye sell't the 
lambs ?" " Atweel hae I, and I gat sax- 
pence mair a-head for them than ony body 
in the market." " And a' weel paid 
siller?" " Na, the siller's no paid yet, but 
its sure eneuch." " Wha's your mer- 
chant, and, and what's your security ?" 
" Troth I never spiered, but he's a decent 
iookin' man wi tap boots, and a bottle- 
green coat." The servants, at this, 
laughed outright, and tauntingly told him 
he would never get a farthing. Sandy, 
however, thought differently, and having 
accidentally hurt his leg so as to prevent 
him from travelling, he sent a shepherd to 
Langholm, with instructions to look for a 
man with a bottle-green coat, whom he was 
sure he said, to find standing near a cer- 
tain sign. The shepherd did as he was 
bid, and, strange to say, discovered a 



person standing at the identical spot, 
who, on learning his errand, inquired 
kindly for his master, and paid the money 
to the uttermost farthing. Sandy, who 
piqued himself on his skill in physiog- 
nomy, heard the news without emotion, 
and merely said, " I wad at any time 
trust mair to looks than words, and whan 
I saw Colly smeiling about hun sae 
kindly, I ken't weel eneuch he could na 
be a scoundrel." This result differs from 
one which might have been expected. 
Sandy believed in a " second sight," 
which, in these times, a knowledge of 
the arts of life disqualify most persons for 
indulging on such an occasion. 



p. 374, 
is stated 



In an early edition of vol. 
the death of sir Isaac Newton 
to have happened on this day in the year 
1727 ; and it is added, that he was born 
on the 25th of December 1742, instead of 
the proper year 1642. 

On the same page the death of the ce- 
lebrated earl Mansfield, is mentioned to 
have taken place on the same day in the 
year 1793. He was aged eighty-nine, 
and his autograph is now added for the 
gratification of those who desire to be 
acquainted with the hand-writing of dis- 
tinguished persons. 




NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 42 . 81. 

;$larrf) 21. 

Benedict. 

Concerning this saint in our almanacs, 
see vol. i. p. 380. 

A SURPRISING CALCULATION. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
In the summer of 1825, a meeting was 
held at Tunbridge in Kent, by some gen- 
tlemen interested in the formation of a 
rail road, in that neighbourhood ; at which 
was a present a young gentleman well 
known for astonishing celerity in resolving 
difficult calculations by the aid of me- 
mory alone. One of the company, a 
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cian, proposed the following, (as he 
thought,) puzzling question ; 

" If I take so many (a given quantity) 
of pinches of snuff every quarter of 
an hour, how many pinches shall I have 
taken in fifteen years?" 

The young gentleman in little more 
than a minute gave his answer. 

The snuff-taker called for pen, ink, and 
paper, to examine the answer, when after 
a considerable time he declared it erro- 
neous ; upon hearing which, the calcu- 
lator asked the snuff-taker if he had al- 
lowed for the leap-years ? being answered 
in the negative, the snuff-taker was re- 
quested to add them, when the calcula- 
tor's answer was found to be correct to a 
single pinch, to the no small astonish- 
ment and delight of the assembled party. 

A. S. 

The preceding anecdote is wholly new, 
and, after a " pinch of snuff," the editor 
introduces a topic somewhat correspond- 
ing. 

" TOBACCO." 
" Ex FUMO dare lucem." 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

The use jf tobacco, " that stinking- 
weed so much abused to God's disho- 
nour," as Stow expresses himself, having 
become so common, as to be almost 
" naturalized on English ground ;" per- 
haps a short article on the subject at this 
seasonable period, may not be unaccept- 
able to the numerous readers of the 
Every-Day Book. Let me however be 
understood in the outset. 

I do not mean to write a historical 
nor yet critical nor yet a poetical essay 
on my subject no ! I merely wish to 
" cull a few leaves" from the " fragrant 
herb," and leave them for you to burn, or 
your readers to cut up, or smoke, at their 
good pleasure. Dropping all metaphor, 
the subject is worth attention, and treated 
with judgment, might be rendered highly 
interesting. Resigning all pretension 
however to that quality, 1 have merely 
collected a few " passages," which, I 
hope, will be considered worthy of a 
place in your interesting miscellany. 

" Commencing our commencement," 
says the old French proverb, my medical 
dictionary, (Hooper's) has the following 
under this head : 

" Tobacco. See Nicotiana." 



" Nicotiana. (From M. Nicot, who 
first brought it into Europe.) Tobacco. 1 ' 

" 1st. The name of a genus of plants 
in the Linnean system. Class Pentan- 
dria ; order, Monogynia." 

" 2nd. The former pharmacopaeial 
name of the officinal tobacco," &c. &c. 

Hooper 's Medical Dictionary, 
4th edit. p. 594. 

In that elegant work, " Flora Domes- 
tica," the botanical summary says, this 
genus is named from Jean Nicot of 
Nismes, agent from the king of France to 
Portugal, who procured the seeds from a 
Dutchman, and sent them to France. 
Tobacco, from the island Tobago. The 
French have many names for it ; as, le 
tabac : Nicotiane from its first introducer ; 
petum [the original Indian appellation ;] 
herbe du grand prieur ; herbe a la Reine ; 
herbe sacrie ; herbe propre a tous maux ; 
herbe de St. Croix ; &c. &c. Italian, ta- 
bacco ; terna bona." 

Flora Domestica, 1823. p. 365. 

Of these names, the Italian one of 
" terna bona," is very singular, and as 
arbitrary as need be, for example, what 
connection can there be between tobacco, 
and the " grand prior," the " queen's," 
or the " holy cross ?" " Propre d tous 
maux/' is rather too comprehensive an 
appellation ; I have copied but few ot 
these names, many as there may appear 
to be. 

Of all the subjects which have em- 
ployed the pens of writers, perhaps no 
one has called forth so great a diversity 
of opinion as this ; and we may perhaps 
go further, and say, that no other (save 
only, love and war) has attracted so much 
notice since its introduction. Popes, 
poets, historians, kings, and physicians, 
have dwelt upon its use and abuse, and 
even historians have condescended to 
mention it. But to proceed. 

With regard to its first introduction into 
England, Hume says, " chap. xli. Eliz. 
1558, 1603," at the close of the narra- 
tion of Drake's attack on the Spanish 
provinces in the West Indies. " It is 
thought that Drake's fleet first introduced 
the use of tobacco into England." 

In an after part of his work " Appendix, 
James I. 1603-1625," he adds, 

" After supplying themselves with pro- 
visions more immediately necessary for 
the support of life, the new planters began 
the cultivating of tobacco ; and James 
notwithstanding his antipathy to that 
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to men's morals as well as health, gave 
them permission to enter it in England ; 
and he inhibited by proclamation all im- 
portation of it from Spain." 

At this period originated the story of 
the wetting poor sir Walter Raleigh, re- 
ceived from the hands (and bucket) of 
his servant ; this, however, is too common 
to deserve transferring to your pages. 
The following facts, however, are not so 
generally known. " On the first intro- 
duction of tobacco, our ancestors carried 
its use to an enormous excess, smoking 
even in the churches, which made pope 
Urban VIII. in 1624, publish a decree 
of excommunication against those who 
used such an unseemly practice; and 
Innocent XII. A.D. 1690, solemnly excom 
municated all those who should take 
snuff or tobacco, in St. Peter's church at 
Rome." Flora Domestica, p. 367. 

This excess is perhaps only equalled 
by the case of William Breedon, vicar 
of Thornton, Bucks, " a profound 
divine, but absolutely the most polite per- 
son for nativities in that age ;" of whom 
William Lilly, " student in astrology," 
says, " when he had no tobacco, (and I 
suppose too much drink,) he would cut 
the bell ropes and smoke them." His- 
tory of Lilly's Life and Times, p. 44.* 

To the eulogist of tobacco, who, on 
column 195 of your present volume, defies 
" all daintie meats," and 

" Keeps his kitchen in a box, 

And roast meat in a pipe," 

take as an antidote the following from 
Peter Hausted's Raphael Thorius : Lon- 
don, 1551. 

Let it be damn'd to Hell, and call'd from 

thence, 

Proserpine's wine, the Furies' frankincense, 
The Devil's addle eggs. 



Little tube of mighty power, 
Charmer of an idle hour, 
Object of my warm desire } 
Lip of wax, and eye of fire ; 
- And thy snowy taper waist, 
With my finger gently brac'd ; &c. 

In our own times the following have 
appeared. 

" La Pipe de Tabac," a French song to 
music, by Geweaux, contains the follow- 
ing humorous stanzas : 

" Le soldat bailie sous la tente, 

Le matelotsur le tillac, 
Bientot ils ont 1'ame contente, 

Avec la pipe de tabac; 
Si pourtant survient une belle, 

A Tinstant le cceurfait tic tac, 
Etl'Amant oublie auprfes d'elle, 

Jusqu'a la. pipe de tabac. 

" Je tiens cette maxime utile, 

De ce fameux Monsieur de Crac, 
En campagne comme a la ville, 

Font tous 1'amour et le tabac, 
Quand ce grand homme allait en guerre 

II portait dans son petit sac, 
Le doux portrait de sa bergere, 

Avec la pipe de tabac." 

In the accompanying English version, 
they are thus imitated : 

See, content, the soldier smiling 

Round the vet'ran smoking crew 
And the tar, the time beguiling, 

S'ghs and whiffs, and thinks of Sue. 
Calm the bosom ; naught distresses ; 

Labour's harvest's nearly ripe ; 
* Susan's health ;' the brim he presses, 

Here alone he quits his pipe. 

Faithful still to every duty 

Ne'er his faithful heart will roam ; 
Mines of wealth, and worlds of beauty, 

Tempt him not from Susan's home. 
From his breast wherever steering, 

Oft a sudden tear to wipe, 
Susan's portrait, sorrow cheering, 

First he draws and then his pipe ! 



Our immortal Byron, in his poem of 
" The Island," sings thus the praises of 
" the Indian weed :" 



Hawkins Brown, esq., parodying Am- 
brose Philips, writes thus prettily to his 
pipe : 

Sublime tobacco ! which from east to west 
Cheers the tar's labours, or the Turkman's rest , 
Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides 
His hours, and rivals opium and his brides ; 
Magnificent in Stamboul, but less grand, 
Though not less loved, in Wapping or the Strand ; 

* " The following commendation of Lilly is inserted under a curious frontispiece to his 'Ammo 
Afltrologise," 1676, " containing portraits of Cardan, (luido, and himself. 
" Let Envy burst Vrania's glad to see 
Her sons thus loyn'd in a Triplicity ; 
To Cardan and to Guide much is due, 
But in one Lilly wee hohold them Two." 



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Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe 

When tipped with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe ; 

Like other charmers, wooing the caress 

More dazzlingly when daring in full dress ; 

Yet thy true lovers more admire by far, 

Thy naked beauties Give me a cigar ! 



If, Sir, you should deem this communi- 
cation worthy of your notice, I shall feel 
inclined to pursue my researches farther; 
and, whatever the result, allow me in the 
mean time to subscribe myself, 

Your well-wisher, 

FUMO. 

P. S. Should you, Sir, burn this, the 
Roman ad age, which I have used as my 
motto, will be once more verified. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 43- 44. 



22. 

Passion Wednesday. 

In 1826, this, being the Wednesday be- 
fore Easter, called Passion Wednesday, 
is celebrated with great solemnity in ca- 
tholic countries. At Seville a white veil 
conceals the officiating priest and minis- 
ters, during mass, until the words in the 
service " the veil of the temple was rent 
in twain" are chaunted. At this moment 
the veil disappears, as if by enchantment, 
and the ears of the congregation are 
stunned with the noise of concealed fire- 
works, which are meant to imitate an 
earthquake. 

The evening service, named Tinieblas, 
(darkness) is performed this day after sun- 
set. The cathedral, on this occasion, ex- 
hibits the most solemn and impressive 
aspect. The high altar, concealed behind 
dark grey curtains which fall from the 
height of the cornices, is dimly lighted 
by six yellow wax candles,while the gloom 
of the whole temple is broken in large 
masses by wax torches, fixed one on each 
pillar of the centre aisle, about one-third 
of its length from the ground. An ele- 
gant candlestick of brass, from fifteen to 
twenty feet high, is placed, on this and 
the following evening, between the choir 
and the altar, holding thirteen candles, 
twelve of yellow, and one of bleached 
wax, distributed on the two sides of the 
triangle which* terminates the machine. 
Each candle stands by a brass figure of 
one of the apostles. The white candle 
occupying the apex is allotted to the virgin 



Mary. At the conclusion 01 each of the 
twelve psalms appointed for the service, 
one of the yellow candles is extinguished, 
till, the white taper burning alone, it is 
taken down and concealed behind the 
altar. Immediately after the ceremony, 
the Miserere, (Psalm 50.) set, every other 
year, to a new strain of music, is sung in 
a grand style. This performance lasts 
exactly an hour. At the conclusion of 
the last verse the clergy break up abruptly 
without the usual blessing, making a thun- 
dering noise by clapping their movable 
seats against the frame of the stalls, or 
knocking their ponderous breviaries 
agains* the boards, as the rubric directs.* 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 22d of March, 1687, Jean 
Baptiste Lully, the eminent musical com- 
poser, died at Paris. He was born of ob- 
scure parents at Florence, in 1634, and 
evincing a taste for music, a benevolent 
cordelier, influenced by no other consider- 
ation than the hope of his becoming emi- 
nent in the science, undertook to teach 
him the guitar. While under his tuition, 
a French gentleman, the chevalier Guise, 
arrived at Florence, commissioned by 
Mile, de Montpensier, niece to Louis 
XIV., to bring her some pretty little 
Italian boy as a page. The countenance 
of Lully did not answer to the instructions, 
but his vivacity, wit, and skill on an instru- 
ment, as much the favourite of the French 
as of the Italians, determined the chevalier 
to send him to Paris. On his arrival, he 
was presented to the lady ; but his figure 
obtained for him so cool a reception, that 
she commanded him to be entered in her 
household books as an under-scullion. 
Lully was at this time ten years old. In 
the moments of his leisure from the 
kitchen, he used to scrape upon a wretch- 
ed fiddle. He was overheard by a per- 
son about the court, who informed the 
princess he had an excellent taste for 
music, and a master was employed to 
teach him the violin, under whom in the 
course of a few months, he became so 

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great a proficient, that he was elevated to 
the rank of court-musician. In conse- 
quence of an unlucky accident he was 
dismissed from this situation ; but, obtain- 
ing admission into the king's band of vio- 
lins, he applied himself so closely to study, 
that in a little time he began to compose. 
His airs were noticed by theking,Lully was 
sent for, and his performance of them was 
thought so excellent, that a new band was 
formed, called les petits violons, and un- 
der his direction it surpassed the band of 
twenty-four, till that time celebrated 
throughout Europe. This was about 
the year 1 660, when the favourite enter- 
tainments at the French court were 
dramatic representations, consisting of 
dancing intermixed with singing and 
speaking in recitative j they were called 
ballets, and to many of them Lully was 
employed in composing the music. 

In 1669, an opera in the French lan- 
guage, on the model of that at Venice, 
being established at Paris, Lully obtained 
the situation of composer and joint direc- 
tor, left his former band, instituted one of 
his own, and formed the design of build- 
ing a new theatre near the Luxemburg 
palace, which he accomplished, and 
opened in November, 1670. 

Previous to this, Lully, having been 
appointed superintendent to the king's 
private music, had neglected the practice 
of the violin ; yet, whenever he could be 
prevailed with to play, his excellence 
astonished all who heard him. 

In 1686, the king recovering from an 
indisposition that threatened his life, Lully 
composed a " Te Deum," which was not 
more remarkable for its excellence, than 
the unhappy accident with which its per- 
formance was attended. In the prepara- 
tions for the execution of it, and the more 
to demonstrate his zeal, he himself beat 
the time. With the cane that he used for 
this purpose, he struck his foot, which 
caused so much inflammation, that his 
physician advised him to have his little toe 
taken off; and, after a delay of some days, 
his foot ; and at length the whole limb. 
At this juncture, an empiric offered to 
perform a cure without amputation. Two 
thousand pistoles were promised him if 
he should accomplish it, but his efforts 
werp vain ; and Lully died. 

Lully's confessor in his last illness re- 
quired as a testimony of his sincere re- 
pentance, and as the condition of his 
absolution, that he should throw the last 
of his operas into the fire. After some 



excuses, Lully acquiesced, and pointing 
to a drawer in which the rough draft of 
" Achilles and Pollvenes" was deposited, 
it was .taken out and burnt, and the con 
fessor went away satisfied. Lully grew 
better and was thought out of danger, 
when one of the young princes came to 
visit him : " What, Baptiste," says he to 
him, " have you thrown your opera into 
the fire ? You were a fool for thus giving 
credit to a gloomy Jansenist, and burning 
good music." " Hush ! hush ! my lord," 
answered Lully, in a whisper, " I knew 
very well what I was about, I have ano- 
ther copy of it !" This pleasantry was 
followed by a relapse ; and the prospect 
of inevitable death threw him into such 
pangs of remorse, that he submitted to 
be laid on ashes with a cord round his 
neck ; and, in this situation, he chaunted a 
deep sense of his late trangression. 

Lully contributed greatly to the im- 
provement of French music. In his 
overtures he introduced fugues, and was 
the first who, in the choruses, made use 
of the side and kettle drums. It is diffi- 
cult to characterize his style, which seems 
to have been derived from no other 
source than his own invention. 

His compositions were chiefly operas 
and other dramatic entertainments, adapt- 
ed to the desires of Louis XIV., who 
was fond of dancing, and had not taste 
for any music but airs, in the composition 
of which a stated number of bars was 
the chief rule to be observed. Of har- 
mony or fine melody, or of the relation 
between poetry and music, he seems to 
have had no conception ; and these were 
restraints upon Lully's talents. 

He is said to have been the inventor of 
that species of composition, the overture; 
for, though the symphonies or preludes 
of Carissimi, Colonna, and others, are, 
in effect, overtures, yet they were compo- 
sitions of a mild and placid kind, while 
Lully's are animated and full of energy.* 

Notwithstanding the character of 
Lully's compositions, when unrestricted 
by the royal command and the bad taste 
of the court, he was one day reproached 
with having set nothing to music but 
languid verses. He flew to his harpsi- 
chord, and wildly running over the 
keys, sung, with great violence of ges- 
ture, the following terrific lines from 
Racine's tragedy of " Iphigenie :" 

* Bioprapli. Dictionary of Musicians. 



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" Un pretre environne d'une foule cruelle 
Porlera sur ma fille, une maine criminelle 
Dechirera son sein, et d'un ceil curieux 
t)ans son cceur palpitant consultera les 
Dieux." 

When cardinal d'Estrees was at Rome, 
he highly praised Corelli's sonatas to that 
eminent composer. " Sir," replied Co- 
relli, "if they have any merit it is be- 
cause I have studied Lully." Handel 
has imitated Lully in many of his over- 
tures. * 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 42 79. 



23. 



MAUNDY THURSDAY. 

Shere Thursday. 

These denominations have been suffi- 
ciently explained in vol. i. p. 400, with 
an account of the Maundy at the chapel 
royal St. James's. The Romish church this 
day institutes certain ceremonies to com- 
memorate the washing of the disciples' 
feet. 

Celebration of the day at Seville. 

The particulars of these solemnities 
are recorded by the rev. Blanco White. 

The ceremonies of the high mass, are 
especially intended as a remembrance of 
the last supper, and the service, as it 
proceeds, rapidly assumes the deepest 
hues of melancholy. The bells, in every 
steeple, from one loud and joyous peal, 
cease at once, and leave a peculiar heavy 
stillness, which none can conceive but 
those who have lived in a populous 
Spanish town long enough to lose the 
sense of that perpetual tinkling which 
agitates the ear during the day and great 
part of the night. 

In every church a " host," consecrated 
at the mass, is carried with great solem- 
nity to a temporary structure, called the 
monument, which is erected with more or 
less splendour, according to the wealth of 
the establishment. It is there deposited 
in a silver urn, generally shaped like a 
sepulchre, the key of which, hanging 
from a gold chain, is committed by the 
priest to the care of a chief inhabitant of 
the parish, who wears it round his neck 
as a badge of honour, till the next morn- 






* Seward 



ing. The key of the cathedral monument 
is intrusted to the archbishop, if present, 
or to the dean in his absence. 

The striking effect of the last-men- 
tioned structure, the " monument" in the 
cathedral, is not easily conceived. It 
fills up the space between four arches of 
the nave, rising in five bodies to the roof 
of the temple. The columns of the two 
lower tiers, which, like the rest of the 
monument, imitate white marble filletted 
with gold, are hollow, allowing the nu- 
merous attendants who take care of the 
lights that cover it from the ground to the 
very top, to do their duty during four- 
and-twenty hours, without any disturb- 
ance or unseemly bustle. More than 
three thousand pounds of wax, besides 
one hundred and sixty silver lamps, are 
employed in the illumination. 

The gold casket set with jewels, which 
contains the host, lies deposited 'in ar. 
elegant temple of massive silver, weigh- 
ing five hundred and ten marks, which is 
seen through a blaze of light on the pedi- 
ment of the monument, Two members 
of the chapter in their choral robes, and 
six inferior priests in surplices, attend 0:1 
their knees before the shrine, till they are 
relieved by an equal number of the same 
classes at the end of every hour. This 
adoration is performed without interrup- 
tion from the moment of depositing the 
host in the casket till that of taking it 
out the next morning. The cathedral, 
as well as many others of the wealthiest 
churches, are kept open and illuminated 
the whole night. 

One of the public sights of the town, 
on this day, is the splendid cold dinner 
which the archbishop gives to twelve 
paupers, in commemoration of the 
apostles. The dinner is to be seen laid 
out on tables filling up two large rooms in 
the palace. The twelve guests are com- 
pletely clothed at the expense of their 
host ; and having partaken of a more 
homely dinner in the kitchen, they are 
furnished with large baskets to take away 
the splendid commons allotted to each in 
separate dishes, which they sell to the 
gourmands of the town. Each, besides, 
is allowed to dispose of his napkin, 
curiously made up into the figure of some 
bird or quadruped, which people buy 
as ornaments to their china cupboards, 
and as specimens of the perfection to 
which some of the poorer nuns have car- 
ried the art of plaiting. 

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attended by his cbapter, repairs to tbe 
catbedral, where be performs tbe cere- 
mony, which, from the notion of its being 
literally enjoined by our saviour, is called 
the mandatum. The twelve paupers are 
seated on a platform erected befoie the 
high altai, and the prelate, stripped of his 
silk robes, and kneehng successively be- 
fore each, washes their feet in a large 
silver bason. 

About this time the processions, known 
by the name of cofracTias, (confraterni- 
ties^ begin to move out of the different 
churches to which they are attached. The 
head of tbe police appoints the hour 
when each of these pageants is to appear 
in the square of the town hall, and the 
audiencia or court of justice. From 
thence their route to the cathedral, and 
out of it, to a certain point, is the same 
for all. These streets are lined by two 
rows of spectators of the lower classes, 
the windows being occupied by those of 
a higher rank. An order is previously 
published by the town-crier, directing 
the inhabitants to decorate their windows, 
which they do by hanging out the showy 
silk and chintz counterpanes of their 
beds. As to the processions themselves, 
except one which has the privilege of 
parading the town in the dead of night, 
they have little to attract the eye or affect 
the imagination. Their chief object is to 
convey groups of figures, as large as life, 
representing different scenes of our 
saviour's passion. 

There is something remarkable in the 
established and characteristic marks of 
some figures. The Jews are distinguished 
by long aquiline noses. Saint Peter is 
completely bald. The dress of the 
apostle John is green, and that of Judas 
Iscariot yellow ; and so intimately asso- 
ciated is this circumstance with the idea 
of the traitor, that it has brought that 
colour into universal discredit. It is 
probably from this circumstance, (though 
yellow may have been allotted to Judas 
from some more ancient prejudice,) that 
the inquisition has adopted it for the 
sanbenito, or coat of infamy, which per- 
sons convicted of heresy are compelled 
to wear. The red hair of Judas, like 
Peter's baldness, seems to be agreed upon 
by all the painters and sculptors in 
Europe. Judas' hair is a usual name in 
Spain; and a similar application, it 
should seem, was used in England in 
Shakspeare's time. "His hair," says 
Rosalind, in As you like it, " is of the 



dissembling colour :" to which Celia 
answers " Something browner than 
Judas's." 

The midnight procession derivea con- 
siderable effect from the stillness of the 
hour, and the dress of the attendants on 
the sacred image. None are admitted to 
this religious act but the members of that 
fraternity ; generally young men of 
fashion. They all appear in a black 
tunic, with a broad belt so contrived as to 
give the idea of a long rope tied tight 
round the body ; a method of penance 
commonly practised in former times. The 
face is covered with a long black veil, 
falling from a sugar-loaf cap three feet 
high. Thus arrayed, the nominal peni- 
tents advance, with silent and measured 
steps, in two lines, dragging a train six 
feet long, and holding aloft a wax-candle 
of twelve pounds, which they rest upon 
the hip-bone, holding it obliquely towards 
the vacant space between them. The 
veils, being of the same stuff with the 
cap and tunic, would absolutely impede 
the sight but for two small holes through 
which the eyes are seen to gleam, adding 
no small effect to the dismal appearance 
of such strange figures. The pleasure of 
appearing in a disguise, in a country 
where masquerades are not tolerated by 
the government, is a great inducement, 
to the young men for subscribing to this 
religious association. The disguise, it is 
true, does not in the least relax the rules 
of strict decorum which the ceremony re- 
quires ; yet the mock penitents think 
themselves repaid for the fatigue and 
trouble of the night by the fresh impres- 
sion which they expect to make on the 
already won hearts of their mistresses, 
who, by preconcerted signals, are enabled 
to distinguish their lovers, in spite of the 
veils and the uniformity of the dresses. 

It is scarcely forty years since the dis- 
gusting exhibition of people streaming in 
their own blood, was discontinued by an 
order of the government. These peni- 
tents were generally from among the 
most debauched and abandoned of the 
lower classes. They appeared in white 
linen petticoats, pointed white caps and 
veils, and a jacket of the same colour, 
which exposed their naked shoulders to 
view. Having, previous to their joining 
the procession, been scarified on the 
back, they beat themselves with a cat-o'- 
nine-tails, making the blood run down to 
the skirts of their garment. It may be 
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share in these voluntary inflictions. They tarry away what they cannot eat, 
There was a notion afloat, that this act of and receive a small present in money 
penance had on excellent effect on the besides."* 

constitution.* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 43 15 

The pope commemorates the washing 
of the disciples' feet by officiating in per- 
son. A modern traveller who was pre- 
sent at the ceremony says, " There were 
thirteen instead of twelve ; the one being 
the representative of the angel that once 
came to the table of twelve that St. Gre- 
gory was serving. The twelve were old 
priests, but the one who performed the 
part of the angel was very young. They 
were all dressed in loose white gowns, 
and white caps on their heads, and clean 
woollen stockings, and were seated in a 
row along the wall, under a canopy. 
When the pope entered and took h s seat 
at the top of the room, the whole com- 
pany of them knelt in their places, turn- 
ing towards him ; and on his hand being 
extended in benediction, they all rose 
again and reseated themselves. The 
splendid garments of the pope were then 
taken off; and clad in a white linen robe 
which he had on under the others, and 
wearing the bishop's mitre instead of the 
tiara, he approached the pilgrims, took 
from an attendant cardinal a silver bucket 
of water, knelt before the first of them, 
immersed one foot in the water, put 
water over it with his hand, and touched 
it with a square fringed cloth; kissed 
the leg, and gave the cloth, and a sort of 
white flower or feather, to the man ; then 
went on to the next. The whole cere- 
mony was over, I think, in less than two 
minutes, so rapidly was this act of hu- 
mility gone through. From thence the 
pope returned to his throne, put on his 
robes of white and silver again, and pro- 
ceeded to the Sala di Tavola : the thir- 
teen priests were seated in a row at thjs 
table, which was spread with a variety of 
dishes, and adorned with a profusion of 
flowers. The pope gave the blessing, 
and walking along the side of the table 
opposite to them, handed each of them 
bread, then plates, and lastly, cups of 
wine. They regularly all rose up to re- 
ceive what he presented ; and the pope 
having gone through the forms of service, 
and given them his parting benediction, 
left them to finish their dinner in peace. 



GOOD FRIDAY. 

This annual commemoration is the 
only one observed in England, with the 
exception of Christmas, by the suspension 
of all business, and the closing of shops. 
The late bishop Porteus having particu- 
larly insisted on this method of keeping 
Good Friday, the reverend Robert Robin- 
son of Cambridge wrote a remarkable 
pamphlet, entitled, "The History and 
Mystery of Good Friday," wherein he 
urges various statements and arguments 
against the usage. This tract has been 
published from time to time by Mr. 
Benjamin Flower. The controversy is 
referred to, because the writings of the 
bishop and his opponent state the grounds 
on both sides. It is to be remarked 
likewise, that several dissenters openly 
engage in their usual avocations, contrary 
to the general practice, which does not 
appear to be enforced by the church of 
England, farther than by notices through 
the parochial beadle and other officers. 

Hot-cross Buns. 

On the popular cry of " hot-cross 
buns," and the custom of eating them 
to-day, there are particulars in vol. i. p. 
402 ; and in the illustration of the 
ancient name and use of the bun, a few 
interesting passages are added. "The 
offerings which people in ancient times 
used to present to the gods, were gene- 
rally purchased at the entrance of the 
temple ; especially every species of con- 
secrated bread, which was denominated 
accordingly. One species of sacred 
bread which used to be offered to the 
gods, was of great antiquity, and called 
boun. The Greeks, who changed the nu 
final into a sigma, expressed it in the 
nominative Bow, but in the accusative 
more truly boun, Bow. Hesychius speaku 
of the boun, and describes it a kind of 
cake with a representation of two horns. 
Julius Pollux mentions it after the same 
manner, a sort of cake with horns. 
Diogenes Laertius, speaking of the same 
offering being made by Empeiocles, de- 

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scribes the chief ingredients of which it St. Bridget, they being desirous to know 
was composed : ' he offered up one of something in particular of the blessed 
1 libra, called a boun, "' 



the sacred libra, called a boun, which 
was made of fine flour and honey.' It 
is said of Cecrops, he first offered up this 
sort of sweet bread. Hence we may judge 
of the antiquity of the custom, from the 
times to which Cecrops is referred. The 
prophet Jeremiah takes notice of this 
kind of offering when he is speaking of 
the Jewish women at Pathros, in Egypt, 
and of their base idolatry ; in all which 
their husbands had encouraged them : 
the women, in their expostulation upon 
his rebuke, tell him, * Did we make her 
cakes to worship her?'&c. Jer. xliv. 18, 
19. Ib. vii. 18.*" 



Irish Custom. 

In the midland districts of Ireland, viz. 
the province of Connaught, on Good 
Friday, it is a common practice with the 
lower orders of Irish catholics to prevent 
their young from having any sustenance, 
even to those at the breast, from twelve 
on the previous night to twelve on Friday 
night, and the fathers and mothers will 
only take a small piece of dry bread and 
a draught of water during the day. It is 
a common sight to see along the roads 
between the different market towns, num- 
bers of women with their hair dishevelled, 
barefooted, and in their worst garments ; 
all this is in imitation of Christ's passion .f 

In Ireland, as a catholic country, ex- 
cessive attention prevails to the remark- 
able instances in the passion of Christ, 
which terminated in the crucifixion ; and 
a revelation from Christ himself, to three 
nuns canonized by the Romish church, 
has been devised to heighten the fervour 
of the ignorant. The Irish journals of 
mo, contain the copy of a singular 
paper said to have been sold to devotees 
at a high price, viz. 

H 



I 
HOLY 



S 

JUBILEE, 1770. 



''This revelation was made by themouth 
of our Lord Jesus Christ, to those three 
saints, viz. St. Elizabeth, St. Clare, and 



* Bryanf a Analysis, 
t Communicated by T. A. 



passion of our Lord and Saviour Jesus 
Christ. 

" First, I received 30 cuffs ; 2dly, when 
I was apprehended in the garden, I re- 
ceived 40 blows: 3dly, I journeying to 
Annas's house, got 7 falls : 4thly, they 
gave me 444 blows of whips upon my 
shoulders : 5thly, they raised me up from 
the ground, by the hair of the head, 330 
times : Gthly, they gave me 30 blows 
against my teeth : 7thly, I have breathed 
8888 sighs: 8thly, they drew me by my 
beard 35 times: 9thly, I received one 
mortal wound at the foot of the cross : 
10th, 666 blows they gave me when I 
was bound to the pillar of stone : llth, 
they set a crown of thorns upon my head : 
12th, they have spitted at me 63 times : 
13th, the soldiers gave me 88 blows of 
whips : 14th, they gave me gall and 
vinegar to drink : 15th, when I" hanged 
on the cross I received five mortal wounds. 
" All men or women that will say seven 
paters, seven aves, and a creed daily, in 
honour of the blessed passion of our Lord 
and Saviour Jesus Christ, for the space of 
15 years, they shall obtain five graces : 
first, they shall receive plenary indulgence 
and remission of their sins ; 2dly, they 
will not suffer the pains of purgatory; 
3dly, if it happen that they die before 15 
years be ended, they shall obtain grace as 
well as if they had suffered martyrdom ; 
4thly, in point of death, I will not come 
myself alone, to receive his own soul, but 
also his parents, if they be in purgatory; 
finally, I will convert them into everlast- 
ing bliss. 

" This revelation hath those virtues, that 
whosoever shall carry it about him, shall 
be free from his enemies, neither will he 
die of any sudden d eath ; and if there be 
any woman with child, that carry this 
revelation about her, she shall feel no pain 
in child-birth ; and in whatsoever part of 
the house this revelation shall lye, it shall 
not be infected with any contagious dis- 
eases, or any other evil : and whosoever 
shall carry it about him, the glorious vir- 
gin Mary will show herself to him 46 days 
before his death." 

H 



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The custom of preaching at St. Paul's 
cross on Good Friday and other holidays, 
and some account of the cross itself is 
communicated in the following letter of a 
correspondent, who will be recognised by 
his initials to have been a contributor of 
former interesting articles. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Kennington, March 10, 1826. 

Sir, The following account of a ser- 
mon, annually preached on Good Friday 
at St. Paul's cross, with a brief notice of 
that structure, will I hope be considered 
worthy preservation in your valuable mis- 
cellany. 

It was, for a considerable period, a cus- 
tom on Good Friday in the afternoon, for 
some learned man, by appointment of 
the bishop, to preach a sermon at Paul's 
cross, which was situated in the midst of 
the churchyard on the north side towards 
the east end. The sermon generally 
treated of Christ's passion ; and upon the 
ensuing Monday, Tuesday, and Wednes- 
day in Easter week, other learned men 
used to preach in a similar pulpit, at the 
Spital, now the Old Artillery Ground, 
Spitalfields ; the subject of their discourse 
was the articles of Christ's resurrection. 
Then, on Low Sunday, another divine was 
at Paul's cross, to make a rehearsal of the 
four former sermons, either commending 
or disproving them as in his judgment he 
thought fit ; all this done, (which by the 
by was no easy task,) he was to make a 
sermon himself, which in all were five 
sermons in one. At these sermons, so 
severally preached, the mayor, with his 
brethren the aldermen,were accustomed to 
be present in their " violets," at St. Paul's 
on Good Friday, and in their " scarlets," 
both they and their ladies, at the Spital, 
in the holidays, except Wednesday in 
violet; and the mayor, with his brethren, 
on Low Sunday, in scarlet, at Paul's cross. 
Since the Restoration these sermons were 
continued, by the name of the Spital ser- 
mons, at St. Bride's, with the like so- 
lemnity, on Easter Monday, Tuesday, 
and Wednesday, every year. 

Respecting the antiquity of this custom, 
I learn from Maitland, that, in the year 
1398, king Richard having procured from 
Rome confirmation of such statutes and 
ordinances as were made in the parlia- 
ment begun at Westminster and ended at 
Shrewsbury, he caused the same confirma- 
tion to be read and pronounced at Paul's 
cross, and at St. Maty, Spital, in the ser- 
mons before all the people. Philip Mai- 



pas, one of the sheriffs, in the year 1439, 
the eighteenth of Henry VII., gave twenty 
shillings a year to the three preachers at 
the Spital. Stephen Foster, mayor, in the 
year 1454, gave forty shillings to the 
preachers of Paul's cross and Spital. Op- 
posite the pulpit at the Spital, was a 
handsome house of two stories high, for 
the mayor, aldermen, sheriffs, and other 
persons of distinction, to sit in, to hear 
the sermons preached in the Easter holi- 
days ; in the part above, stood the bishop 
of London and other prelates. 

In foul and rainy weather, these solemn 
sermons were preached in a place called 
the shrowds, which was by the side of 
the cathedral church under covering, but 
open in front. Ellis's St. Paul's Cathe- 
dral, p. 52. 

For the maintenance of these St. Paul's 
cross sermons, many of the citizens were 
liberal benefactors ; as Aylmer, bishop of 
London, the countess dowager of Shrews- 
bury, Thomas Russell, George Bishop, 
who gave ten pounds a year, &c. ; and for 
further encouragement of those preachers, 
in the year 1607, the lord mayor and 
court of aldermen then ordered, " that 
every one that should preach there, con- 
sidering the journies some of them might 
lake from the universities, or elsewhere, 
should at his pleasure be freely enter- 
tained, for five days space, with sweet and 
convenient lodging, fire, candle, and all 
other necessaries, viz. from Thursday be- 
fore their day of preaching, to Thursday 
morning following." This provision had 
a good effect, and the custom continued 
for some time, added to which the bishop 
of London, or his chaplain, when he 
sent to any one to preach, signified the 
place whither he might sojourn at his 
coming up, and be entertained freely. 
Towards this charge of the city, George 
Palin, a merchant of London, gave two 
hundred pounds to defray expenses. 

At some future time a few observations 
on crosses will be introduced ; at present 
I shall confine myself to the history of St 
Paul's cross, which was used, not only 
for the instruction of mankind by the 
doctrine of the preacher, but for every 
purpose, political or ecclesiastical; for 
giving force to oaths ; for promulgating 
laws; or rather, the royal pleasure ; for 
the emission of papal bulls ; for anathe- 
matizing sinners; for benedictions; for 
exposing penitents under censure of the 
church ; for recantations ; for the private 
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those who had incurred the displeasure 
of the crown. Pennant, 4to. 394. 

To enter minutely into all the events 



and difficulty, added to which, space 
could not be well spared in a work o< 
the present nature. I shall therefore 



connected with the history of this cross only notice some of the most remarkable 
would be a work of considerable labour that occur in history. 




>*rmim at 



This cross was strongly built of timber, 
mounted upon steps of stone, and covered 
with lead. The earliest mention of 
it occurs in the year 1259, when king 
Henry III. commanded a general assem- 
bly to be made at the cross, where he in 
person commanded the mayor that on the 
morrow he should cause to be sworn be- 
fore the alderman, every youth of twelve 
years of age or upward, to be true to the 
king and his heirs kings of England. In 
the same year Henry III. caused to be 
read at this cross a bull obtained from 
pope Urban IV. as an absolution for him 
and for all that were sworn to maintain 
the articles made in the parliament at 
Oxford. In the year 1299, the dean of 



St. Paul's cursed at the cross all those 
which had searched in the church of St. 
Martin in the Fields for a hoard of gold, 
&c. 

This pulpit cross was by tempest of 
lightning and thunder, much defaced 
Thomas Kempe, bishop of London, from 
28 Hen. VI. to 5 Hen. VII., new built 
the pulpit and cross. 

The following is curious : 

"On the 8th day of March, 1555, 
while a doctor preached at the cross, a 
man did penance for transgressing Lent, 
holding two pigs ready drest, whereof 
one was upon his head, having brought 
them to sell." [Strypes Ecclesiastical 
Memorials.} 



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Before this cross, in 1483, was brought, 
divested of all her splendour, Jane Shore, 
the charitable, the merry concubine of 
Edward IV., and after his death, of his 
favourite the unfortunate lord Hastings. 
After the loss of her protectors, she fell a 
victim to the malice of the crook-backed 
tyrant Richard III. He was disappointed 
(by her excellent defence) of convicting 
her of witchcraft, and confederating with 
her lover to destroy him. He then at- 
tacked her on the side of frailty. This 
was undeniable. He consigned her to 
the severity of the church : she was 
carried to the bishop's palace, clothed in 
a white sheet, with a taper in her hand, 
and from thence conducted to the cathe- 
dral, and the cross, before which she made 
a confession of her only fault. " In her 
penance she went," says Holinshed, " in 
countenance and pase demure, so wo- 
manlie, that albeit she were out of all 
araie, save her kiitle onlie, yet went she 
so faire and lovelie, namelie, while the 
woondering of the people cast a cbmelie 
rud in hir cheeks (of whiche she before 
had most misse), that hir great shame 
was hir much praise among those that 
were more amorous of hir bodie than 
curious of hir soule. And manie good 
folkes that hated hir living (and glad 
were to see sin corrected), yet pitied they 
more hir penance than rejoised therin, 
when they considered that the Protector 
procured it more of a corrupt intent, than 
anie virtuous affection." \_Hardyng 's 
Chron. 4to. Lond. 1812. p. 499.] She 
lived to a great age, but in great distress 
and poverty ; deserted even by those to 
whom she had, during prosperity, done 
the most essential services. 

In 1538, " The 24th of February being 
Sunday, the Rood of Boxeley, in Kent, 
called the * Rood of Grace,' made with 
divers vices, to move the eyes and lips, 
was shewed at Pawle's Cross by the 
preacher, which was the bishop of Ro- 
chester, and there it was broken and 
plucked to pieces." [Stow's Annals, 
p. 575.] 

"On the 17th of November, 1595, a 
day of great triumph for the long and 
prosperous raigne of her majestic (queen 
Elizabeth) at London, the pulpit crosse in 
Pawle's churchyard was new repayred, 
painted, and partly inclosed with a wal 
of bricke : Doctour Fletcher, bishop of 
London, preached there in prayse of the 
queene, and prayer for her majestie, be- 
fore the lord mayor, aldermen, and citi- 

VOL. II. 66. 



zens, in their best liveries. Which sermon 
being ended, upon the church leades 
the trumpets sounded, the cornets winded, 
and the quiristers sung an antheme. On 
the steeple many lights were burned : the 
Tower shot off her ordinance, the bels 
were rung, bonefires made," &c. [Stow'* 
Annals, p. 770.] 

Pennant says, the last sermon which 
was preached at this place was before 
James I., who came in great state from 
Whitehall, on Midlent Sunday, 1620 ; 
but Mr. Ellis, the learned and inde- 
fatigable editor of the new edition of 
Dugdale's " History of St. Paul's Cathe- 
dral," says, there is a sermon in print, 
entitled, " The White Wolfe, preached at 
Paul's Crosse, February 11, 1627;" and 
according to the continuator of " Stow's 
Annals," Charles I., on the 30th of May, 
1630, having attended divine service in 
the cathedral, ' went into a roome, and 
heard the sermon at Paule's Crosse." 
[Stow's Annals, p. 1045.] 

Thus this cross stood till it was demo- 
lished, in 1643, by order of parliament, 
executed by the willing hands of Isaac 
Pennington, the fanatical lord mayor of 
London for that year, who died in the 
Tower a convicted regicide. 

The engraving at the head of this arti- 
cle is from a drawing in the Pepysian 
library, and appears to have been the 
same that was erected circa 1450. 

There is a large painting of this cross 
as it appeared on Sunday, 26th of March, 
1620, when king James I., his queen, 
Charles, prince of Wales, Jhe archbishop 
of Canterbury, &c. attended with their 
court. It has been engraved in Wilkin- 
son's " Londina Illustrata." 

I am, Sir, &c. &c. 

T. A. 

Good Friday at Lisbon. 
To a protestant, the observance of this 
holiday in catholic countries is especially 
remarkable. In 1768, the late rev. 
George Whitefield published "An Account 
of some Lent and other Extraordinary 
Processions and Ecclesiastical Entertain- 
ments seen at Lisbon ; in four Letters to 
an English Friend." Very early in the 
morning of Good Friday, he had gone on 
board a vessel at Bellem for the purpose 
of sailing, but the wind dying away he 
returned ashore. " But how was the 
scene changed ! Before, all used to be 
noise and hurry ; now all was hxished and 
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silence. No clock or bell had been heard 
since yesterday noon, and scarce a person 
was to be seen in the street all the way 
to Lisbon. About two in the afternoon 
we got to the place where (I had heard 
some days ago) an extraordinary scene 
was to be exhibited : it was ' the cruci- 
fixion of the Son of God, represented 
partly by dumb images, and partly by 
living persons, in a large church belonging 
to the convent of St. De Beato.' Several 
thousands crowded into it, some of which, 
as I was told, had been waiting there ever 
since six in the morning. I was admitted, 
and very commodiously situated to view 
the whole performance. We had not waited 
long before the curtain was drawn up. 
Immediately, upon a high scaffold, hung 
in the front with black baize, and behind 
with silk purple damask laced with gold, 
was exhibited to our view an image of the 
Lord Jesus, at full length, crowned with 
thorns, and nailed on a cross, between 
two figures of like dimensions, represent- 
ing the two thieves. At a little distance 
on the right hand was placed an image of 
the virgin Mary, in plain long ruffles, 
and a kind of widow's weeds. The veil 
was purple silk, and she had a wire glory 
round her head. At the foot of the cross 
lay, in a mournful pensive posture, a 
living man dressed in woman's clothes, 
who personated Mary Magdalen ; and 
not far off stood a young man, in imitation 
of the beloved disciple. He was dressed 
in a loose green silk vesture and bob-wig. 
His eyes were fixed on the cross, and his 
two hands a little extended. On each 
side, near the front of the stage, stood 
two sentinels in buff, with formidable 
caps and long beards; and directly in 
the front stood another yet more for- 
midable, with a large target in his hand. 
We may suppose him to be the Roman 
centurion. To complete the scene, from 
behind the purple hangings came out 
about twenty little purple-vested winged 
boys, two by two, each bearing a lighted 
wax taper in his hand, and having a crim- 
son and gold cap on his head. At their 
entrance upon the stage, they gently 
bowed their heads to the spectators, then 
kneeled and made obeisance, first to the 
image on the cross, and then to that of the 
virgin Mary. When risen, they bowed 
to each other, and then took their re- 
spective places over against one another, 
on steps assigned for them on the front of 
the stage. Opposite to this, at a few 
Cards' distance, stood a black friar in a 



pulpit hung with mourning. For a 
while he paused, and then breaking 
silence, gradually raised his voice till it 
was extended to a pretty high pitch, 
though I think scarcely high enough for 
so large an auditory. After he had pro- 
ceeded in his discourse about a quarter 
of an hour, a confused noise was heard 
near the great front door; and turning 
my head, I saw four long-bearded men, 
two of whom carried a ladder on their 
shoulders ; and after them followed two 
more, with large gilt dishes in their 
hands, full of linen, spices, &c. ; these, 
as I imagined, were the representatives of 
Nicodemus and Joseph of Arimatlian, 
On a signal given from the pulpit, they 
advanced towards the steps of the scaf- 
fold ; but, upon their first attempting to 
mount it, at the watchful centurion's nod, 
the observant soldiers nade a pass at 
them, and presented 1*2 points of their 
javelins directly to their breasts. They 
are repulsed. Upon this, a letter from 
Pilate is produced. The centurion reads 
it, shakes his head, and with looks that 
bespoke a forced compliance, beckons the 
sentinels to withdraw their arms. Leave 
being thus obtained, they ascend; and 
having paid their homage by kneeling 
first to the image on the cross and then to 
the virgin Mary, they retired to the back 
of the stage. Still the preacher continued 
declaiming, or rather, as was said, ex- 
plaining the mournful scene. Magdalen 
persists in wringing her hands, and 
variously expressing her personated sor- 
row ; while John (seemingly regardless of 
all besides) stood gazing on the crucified 
figure. By this time it was nearly three 
o'clock, and the scene was drawing to a 
close. The ladders are ascended, the 
superscription and crown of thorns taken 
off; long white rollers put round the 
arms of the image; and then the nails 
knocked out which fastened the hands 
and feet. Here Mary Magdalen looks 
most languishing, and John, if possible, 
stands more thunderstruck than before. 
The orator lifts up his voice, and almost 
all the hearers expressed their concern by 
weeping, beating their breasts, and 
smiting their cheeks. At length the body 
is gently let down ; Magdalen eyes it, 
and gradually rising, receives the feet 
into her wide spread handkerchief; while 
John (who hitherto had stood motionless 
like a statue), as the body came nearer 
the ground, with an eagerness that be- 
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pathizing friend, runs towards the cross, 
seizes the upper part of it into his clasp- 
ing arms, and, with his disguised fellow- 



here the play should end, was I not afraid 
that you would be angry with me if I 
did not give you an account of the last 
act, by telling you what became of the 
corpse after it was taken down. Great 
preparations were made for its interment. 
It was wrapped in linen and spices, &c. 
and being laid upon a bier richly hung, 
was carried round the churchyard in 
grand procession. The image of the 
virgin Mary was chief mourner; and 
John and Magdalen, with a whole troop 
of friars with wax tapers in their hands, 
followed Determined to see the whole, 
I waited its return, and in about a 
quarter of an hour the corpse was 
brought in, and deposited in an open 
sepulchre prepared for the purpose ; but 
not before a priest, accompanied by 
several of the same order, in splendid 
vestments, had perfumed it with incense, 
sang to, and kneeled before it. John and 
Magdalen attended the obsequies, but the 
image of the virgin Mary was carried 
away, and placed in the front of the 
stage, in order to be kissed, adored, and 
worshipped by the people. And thus 
ends this Good Friday s tragi-comical, 
superstitious, idolatrous droll. I am well 
aware that the Romanists deny the charge 
of idolatry ; but after having seen what I 
have seen this day, as well as at sundry 
other times since my arrival here, I can- 
not help thinking but a person must be 
capable of making more than metaphy- 
sical distinctions, and deal in very ab- 
stract ideas indeed, fairly to evade the 
charge." 

Good Friday at Seville. 
The rev. Blanco White relates the cele- 
bration of the day at Seville in the follow- 
ing terms : 

The altars, which, at the end of yes- 
terday's mass, were publicly and solemnly 
stripped of their clothes and rich table- 
hangings by the hands of the priest, 
appear in the same state of distressed 
negligence. No musical sound is heard, 
except the deep-toned voices of the psalm, 
or plain chant singers. After a few pre- 
paratory prayers, and the dramatized 



crosses, has for the last two weeks of 
Lent been covered with a purple veil, and 
standing towards the people, before the 

mourner, helps to bear it away. And middle of the altar, gradually uncovers 

the sacred emblem, which both the clergy 
and laity worship upon their knees. The 
prelate is then unshod by the assistant 
ministers, and taking the cross upon his 
right shoulder, as our saviour is repre- 
sented by painters on his way to Calvary, 
he walks alone from the altar to the en- 
trance of the presbytery or chancel, and 
lays his burden upon two cushions. After 
this, he moves back some steps, and 
approaching the cross with three prostra- 
tions, kisses it, and drops an oblation of 
a piece of silver into a silver dish. The 
whole chapter, ha.ving gone through the 
same ceremony, form themselves in two 
lines, and repair to the monument, from 
whence the officiating priest conveys the 
deposited host to the altar, where he com- 
municates upon it without consecrating 
any wine. Here the service terminates 
abruptly ; all candles and lamps are 
extinguished ; and the tabernacle, which 
throughout the year contains the sacred 
wafers, being left open, every object be- 
speaks the desolate and widowed state of 
the church from the death of the saviour 
to his resurrection. 

The ceremonies of Good Friday being 
short, and performed at an early hour, 
both the gay and the devout would be at 
a loss how to spend the remainder of the 
day but for the grotesque passion sermons 
of the suburbs and neighbouring villages, 
and the more solemn performance known 
by the name of Tres Horas, three hours. 
The practice of continuing in medita- 
tion from twelve to three o'clock of this 
day, the time which our saviour is sup- 
posed to have hung on the cross, was 
introduced by the Spanish Jesuits, and 
partakes of the impressive character which 
the members of that order had the art to 
impart to the religious practices by which 
they cherished the devotional spirit of 
the people. The church where the three 
hours are kept is generally hung in black, 
and made impervious to daylight. A 
large crucifix is seen on the high altar, 
under a black canopy, with six unbleached 
wax candles, which cast a sombre glim- 

t ., , mering on the rest of the church. The 

history of the passion, already described, females of all ranks occupy, as usual, the 
the officiating priest (the archbishop at centre of the nave, squatting or kneel- 
the cathedral), in a plain albe or white ing on the matted ground, and adding 
tunic, takes up a wooden cross six or to the dismal appearance of the scene 
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Just as the clock strikes twelve, a 
priest in his cloak and cassock ascends 
the pulpit, and delivers a preparatory 
address of his own composition. He 
then reads the printed meditations on the 
seven words, or sentences, spoken by 
jesus on the cross, allotting to each such 
a portion of time a-? that, with the inter- 
ludes of music which follow each of the 
readings, the whole may not exceed three 
hours. The music is generally good and 
appropriate, and ifa sufficient band can 
be collected, well repays to an amateur 
the inconvenience of a crowded church, 
where, from the want cf seats, the male 
part of the congregation are obliged either 
to stand or kneel. It is, in fact, one of 
the best works of Haydn, composed a 
short time ago for some gentlemen of 
Cadiz, who showed both their taste and 
liberality in thus procuring this master- 
piece of harmony for the use of their 
country. It has been lately published in 
Germany under the title of the " Sette 
Parole/' 

Every part of the performance is so 
managed, that the clock strikes three 
about the end of the meditation, on the 
words, It is finished. The picture of the 
expiring saviour, powerfully drawn by 
the original writer of the Tres Horas, can 
hardly fail to strike the imagination when 
listened to under the influence of such 
music and scenery ; and when, at the 
first stroke of the clock, the priest rises 
from his seat, and in a loud and impas- 
sioned voice, announces the consumma- 
tion of the awful and mysterious sacrifice, 
on whose painful and bloody progress 
the mind has been dwelling so long, few 
hearts can repel the impression, and still 
fewer eyes can conceal it. Tears bathe 
every cheek, and sobs heave every female 
bosom. After a parting address from the 
pulpit, the ceremony concludes with a 
piece of music, where the powers of the 
great composer are magnificently dis- 
played in the imitation of the disorder 
and agitation of nature which the evan- 
gelists relate. 

The passion sermons for the populace 
might be taken for a parody of the three 
burs. They are generally delivered in 
Jie open air, by friars of the Mendicant 
orders, in those parts of the city and 
suburbs which are chiefly, if not exclu- 
sively, inhabited by the lower classes. 
Such gay young men, however, as do not 
scruple to relieve the dulness of Good 
Friday with a ride, and feel no danger of 



exposing themselves by any unseasonable 
laughter, indulge not unfrequently in the 
frolic of attending one of the most com- 
plete and perfect seimons of this kind at 
the neighbouring village of Castilleja. 

A movable pulpit is placed before the 
church door, from which a friar, possessed 
of a stentorian voice, delivers an improved 
history of the passion, such as was re- 
vealed to St. Bridget, a Franciscan nun, 
who, from the dictation of the virgin 
Mary, has left us a most minute and cir- 
cumstantial account of the life and death 
of Christ and his mother. This yearly 
narrative, however, would have lost most 
of its interest but for the scenic illustra- 
tions, which keep up the expectation and 
rivet the attention of the audience. It 
was formerly the custom to introduce a 
living saint Peter a character which be- 
longed by a natural and inalienable right 
to the baldest head in the village who 
acted the apostle's denial, swearing by 
Christ, he did not know the man. This 
edifying part of the performance is omitted 
at Castilleja; though a practised performer 
crows with such a shrill and natural note 
as must be answered with challenge by 
every cock of spirit in the neighbourhood. 
The flourish of a trumpet announces, in 
the sequel, the publication of the sentence 
passed by the Roman governor ; and the 
town ciier delivers it with legal precision, 
in the manner it is practised in Spain be- 
fore an execution. Hardly has the last 
word been uttered, when the preacher, in 
a frantic passion, gives the crier the lie 
direct, cursing the tongue that has uttered 
such blasphemies. He then invites an 
angel to contradict both Pilate and the 
Jews ; when, obedient to the orator's de- 
sire, a boy gaudily dressed, and furnished 
with a pair of gilt pasteboard wings, ap- 
pears at a window, and proclaims the true 
verdict of heaven. Sometimes, in the 
course of the preacher's narrative, an 
image of the virgin Mary is made to 
meet that of Christ, on his way to Calvary, 
both taking an affectionate leave in the 
street. The appearance, however, of the 
virgin bearing a handkerchief to collect a 
sum for her son's burial, is never omitted; 
both because it melts the whole female 
audience into tears, and because it pro- 
duces a good collection for the convent 
The whole is closed by the descendimiento, 
or unnailing a crucifix, as large as life, 
from the cross, an operation performed by 
two friars, who, in the character of Joseph 
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with ladders and carpenters' tools letting 
down the jointed figure, to be placed on a 
bier and carried into the church in the 
form of a funeral. 

I have carefully glided over such 
parts of this absurd performance as would 
shock many an English reader, even in 
narrative. Yet, such is the strange mix- 
ture of superstition and profaneness in the 
people for whose gratification these scenes 
are exhibited, that, though any attempt to 
expose the indecency of these shows would 
rouse their zeal " to the knife," I cannot 
venture to translate the jokes and sallies 
of wit that are frequently heard among 
the Spanish peasantry upon these sacred 
topics.* 

Judas is a particular object of execration 
on Good Friday, in the Spanish and Portu- 
guese navy. An eye-witness relates the 
following occurrences at Monte Video. 
" The three last days had been kept as 
days of sorrow ; all the ships in the har- 
bour expressed it by having their colours 
hoisted only half-mast high, as a token of 
mourning, and the yards crossed as much 
as possible, to make them resemble a cru- 
cifix, while apparent solemnity prevailed 
both on shore and in the harbour ; but im- 
mediately on a signal, when the minute 
arrived, all being in waiting, the yards 
were squared, the colours hoisted wholly 
up, and the guns fired from all the ships 
in the harbour, while the bells on shore 
were set ringing promiscuously, as fast as 
possible; and at the bowsprit, or yard- 
arm of the ships was suspended an effigy 
of Judas, which they began to dip in the 
river, acting with the greatest possible en- 
thusiasm and ridiculous madness, beating 
it on the shoulders* dipping it, and then 
renewing their former ridiculous con- 
duct.'^ 

Relics of the Crucifixion. 
Sir Thomas More, in his " Dialogue 
concernynge Heresyes, 1528," says, u Ye 
might upon Good Friday, every yere this 
two hundred yere, till within this five yere 
that the turkes have taken the towne, have 
sene one of the thornes that was in Cristes 
crowne, bud and bring forth flowers in the 
service time, if ye would have gone to 
Rodes." The printing press has done 
more mischief to miracles of this sort 
than the Turks. 

Patience seems to have been wearied in 
supplying rehcs to meet the enormous 

* Doblado's Letters. 
Gregory's Journal of a captured Missionary. 






demand. Invention itself became ex- 
hausted; for the cravings of credulity are 
insatiable. If angels are said to weep at 
man's " fantastic tricks before high hea- 
ven," protestants may smile, while, per- 
haps, many catholics deplore the countless 
frauds devised by Romish priests of 
knavish minds, for cajoling the unwary 
and the ignorant. " The greater the 
miracle the greater the saint," has been 
assuredly a belief; and, according to that 
belief, the greater the relics, the greater 
the possessors must have appeared, in the 
eyes of the vulgar. In this view there is 
no difficulty in accounting for hordes cf 
trumpery in shrines and reliquaries. 

The instruments of the crucifixion the 
very inscription on the cross the crown 
of thorns the nails the lance are 
shown to the present hour, as the true in- 
scription, the true thorns, the true nails, 
and the true lance. So also there are 
exhibitions of the true blood, yet it is a 
printed truth, that what is exposed to wor- 
shippers in churches by ecclesiastics for 
true blood, is doubted of by the rev. 
Alban Butler. In a note to his article on 
" The Invention of the Holy Cross," he 
states a ground for his incredulity, quite 
as singular as that whereon holders of the 
true blood maintain their faith. His words 
are : i< The blood of Christ, which is kept 
in some places, of which the most famous 
is that at Mantua, seems to be what has 
sometimes issued from the miraculous 
bleeding of some crucifix, when pierced 
in derision by Jews or Pagans, instances 
of which are recorded in authentic his- 
tories.*'* Though, as a catholic priest and 
biographer well acquainted with these 
"authentic histories," Mr. Butler might 
have set them forth, yet he abstains from 
the disclosure ; and hence on their superior 
credibility in his eyes, to the credibility of 
the declarations and testimonials urged by 
the owners of the blood itself, we may 
choose between their requisition to believe 
that the blood is the true blood, and Mr. 
Butler's belief, that it is the blood of 
bleeding crucifixes. So stands the ques- 
tion of credibility. 

Concerning the alleged implements of 
the crucifixion, it would be curious to ex- 
amine particulars ; but we are limited in 
room, and shall only recur to one 

" THE HOLY LANCE." 
Respecting this weapon, reference should 

* Butler's Lives of the Saints, (edit. 1795 ) 
vol. v. p. 47. 



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be first made to the great authority cited 
above. Mr. Butler, speaking of other in- 
struments of Christ's crucifixion, which 
he maintains to be genuine, says : 

" The holy lance which opened his sa- 
cred side, is kept at Rome, but wants the 
point. Andrew of Crete says, that it was 
buried, together with the cross. At least, 
St. Gregory of Tours, and venerable Bede, 
testify, that, in their time, it was kept at 
Jerusalem. For fear of the Saracens it 
was buried privately at Antioch ; in which 
city it was found, in 1098, under ground, 
and wrought many miracles, as Robert the 
monk, and many eye-witnesses, testify. It 
was carried first to Jerusalem, and soon 
after to Constantinople. The emperor, 
Baldwin II., sent the point of it to Venice, 
by way of pledge for a loan of money. 
St. Lewis, king of France, redeemed this 
relick by paying off the sum it lay in 
pledge for, and caused it to be conveyed 
to Paris, where it is still kept in the holy 
chapel. The rest of the lance remained 
at Constantinople, after the Turks had 
taken that city, till, in 1492, the sultan 
Bajazet sent it by an ambassador, in a 
rich and beautiful case, to pope Innocent 
VIII., adding, that the point was in the 
possession of the king of France." 

This is Mr. Butler's account of the 
" holy lance" without the omission of a 
word, which should be recollected for 
reasons that will be obvious. 

St. Longinus. 

It is now necessary to observe, that 
there is not any account of this saint in 
Alban Butler's "Lives of the Saints," 
though (in the Breviar Roman. Antiq. 
1543) the 15th of March is dedicated to 
him for his festival, and though the saint 
himself is declared, in the Romish bre- 
viary, to have been the Roman soldier 
who pierced the side of the saviour with 
the lance ; and that, " being almost blind 
by the blood which fell, it is supposed on 
his eyes, he immediately recovered his 
sight and believed;" and that, further- 
more, " forsaking his military profession 
he converted many to the faith," and under 
the president Octavius suffered martyr- 
dom.* 

Cardinal Vigerius. 

This dignitary, who died in 1516, was 
bishop of Preeneste, and arch-priest of the 
Vatican church. He wrote a book to prove 
that Christ's tunic ought to give place to 

* Bishop Patrick's Reflections. 



the eminence of Longinus's lance. The 
occasion of the work unfolds the history 
of the holy lance. In 1488, the sultan 
Bajazet II., being in fear of his brother, 
who had become prisoner to the king of 
France, offered that sovereign, if he would 
keep his brother in France, all the relics 
which his late father Mahomet had found 
in Constantinople when he took that city. 
Bajazet's letter came too late ; the court 
of France had already promised to put 
his brother in the custody of Innocent 
VIII. When the sultan knew this, he 
wrote to the pope, and endeavoured to 
gain him by presents, and amongst others 
by the iron of the lance that pierced our 
saviour's side, which he had before offered 
to the grand master, and assured him of 
the punctual payment of 40,000 ducats 
every year, on condition that he would not 
let his brother go upon any pretence what- 
sover." It appears, however, that Baja- 
zet retained the relic called the " seamless 
coat," and that this gave rise to a great 
dispute in Italy, as to whether the holy 
lance presented to the pope, or the hohf 
coat, which Bajazet reserved for himself, 
was the most estimable ; and hence it was 
assigned to cardinal Vigerius to make it 
clear that the pope had the best relic. He 
executed the task to the satisfaction of 
those who contended for the precedence 
of the lance.* 

THE TRUE LAHCE. 

Utrum horum ? 

Before speaking further on the lance 
itself, it must not be forgotten that Alban 
Butler has told us, " the holy lance kept 
at Rome wants the point" and that after 
various adversities, th point was " con- 
veyed to Paris, where it is still kept in the 
holy chapel." But Richard Lassels, who 
in his " Voyage of Italy, 1670," visited 
the church of St. Peter's, Rome, says, the 
the cupola of that church rests upon 
" vast square pillars a hundred and twenty 
feet in compass, and capable of stairs 
within them, and large sacristyes above 
for the holy reliques that are kept in them; 
to wit the top of the lance wherewith 
our saviour's side was pierced under the 
top of the lance the statue of Longinus." 
So that at Rome, where according to Mr 
Butler, the " holy lance" itself is kept, he 
omits to mention that there is a top of the 
lance, besides the other top " in the holy 
chapel" at Paris. In that cathedral, too, 

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we have the statue of St. Longinus, whom 
Mr. Butler also, for good reasons no doubt, 
omits to mention in his twelve volumes of 
* Lives of the Saints." 

But there is another " holy lance." It is 
kept in the church of the hospital of Nu- 
remberg, with the crown and sceptre and 
other regalia of Charlemagne. Misson 
so particularly distinguishes it, that his 
account shall be given verbatim. After 
mentioning the sword of Charlemaigne, 
which its keepers pretend " was brought 
by an angel from heaven ;" he says, " they 
also keep many relics in this church ; and 
among others St. Longin's lance." There 
is no reason to doubt, therefore, that the 
ecclesiastics of Nuremberg deemed Lon- 
ginus a saint, as well as the ecclesiastics 
of St. Peter's at Rome. Misson goes on 
to say, " They are not ignorant that this 
pretended lance is to be seen in above ten 
other places of the world ; but, they say, 
theirs came from Antioch ; it was St. An- 
drew who found it ; one single man with 
it discomfited a whole army ; it was the 
thing of the world which Charlemaign 
loved most. The other lances are coun- 
terfeits, and this is the true one." It is 
requisite to observe Misson's very next 
words, which, though they do not seem 
connected with this " true lance" of Nu- 
remberg, are yet connected with the issue. 
He proceeds to say, " They have also an 
extraordinary veneration for a piece of the 
cross, in the midst of which there is a hole 
that was made by one of the nails. They 
tell us, that heretofore, the emperors placed 
their greatest hopes of prosperity and suc- 
cess, both in peace and war, in the posses- 
sion of this enlivening wood, with the 
nail arid other relics that are kept at Nu- 
remberg." Misson then adds, by way of 
note, the following 

List of these ReUcs. 

The lance. 

The piece of the wood of the cross. 

One of the nails. 

Five thorns of the crown that was put 

on Christ's head. 
Part of the chains with which St. Peter 

and St. Paul were bound at Rome. 
A little piece of the manger. 
A tooth of St. John Baptist. 
One of St. Anne's arms. 
The towel with which Christ wiped the 

feet of his apostles. 
A piece of St. John the Evangelist's 

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A piece from the table cloth which 
Christ used at his last supper with his 
disciples. 

These relics, accompanying Misson's 
account of the " true lance " of Nurem- 
berg, are here enumerated, because his 
statement as to the existence of the lance, 
in connection with those relics, is cor- 
roborated by a rare print, sixteen inches 
and a quarter wide, by thirteen inches 
high, published by the ecclesiastics of 
Nuremberg, in the possession of the editor 
of the Every-Day Book. It represents 
the whole of these relics at one view, ex- 
cept the five thorns. The true lance, being 
placed in the print angle-ways, measures 
nineteen inches and three quarters, from 
the point of the sheath to the rim of the 
iron shaft. The preceding column con- 



tains a reduced fac-simile of this " true' 
relic. It is not denied that the " holy 
lance" at Paris, " where it is still kept in 
the holy chapel," is also " true" they are 
without a shadow of doubt, equally " true." 
See Butler and Misson, and Misson an<j 
Butler. 

By the by, it must be remembered, that 
the genuine lantern which Judas carried, 
was also " kept at Rome," when Missoo 
was there ; and that, at the same time, 
Judas's lantern was also at St. Denis in 
France both genuine.* 

Th romance of " Spomydon," printed 
by Wynkyn de Worde, celebrates the ex- 
ploits of Charlemagne, for the recovery or 
the relics of the passion in the following 
lines : 



fro tyt ftrt&en 

Cfte spere an& naples of rrpstes 
also tbe rroum of t&oritf 
mang a rpdje relpfee mo 

of tfmn fyt toanne also 
fegllei tfjem euen anlr motm 



Pilate. 

There is a tradition at Vienne, that in 
the reign of the emperor Tiberius, Pontius 
Pilate was exiled to that city, where he 
died not long after, of grief and despair, 
for not having prevented the crucifixion of 
the saviour ; and his body was thrown 
into the Rhone. There it remained, nei- 
ther carried away by the force of the cur- 
rent, nor consumed by decay, for five 
hundred years ; until the town being af- 
flicted with the plague, it was revealed to 
the then archbishop, in a vision, that the 
calamity was occasioned by Pilate's body, 
which unknown to the good people of 
Vienne was lying at the foot of a certain 
tower. The place was accordingly searched 
and the body drawn up entire, but nothing 
could equal its intolerable odour. Where- 
fore, it was carried to a marsh two leagues 
from the town, and there interred ; but 
for a long series of years after, strange 
noises were reported by certain people to 
issue from this place continually ; these 
sounds were believed to be the groans of 
Pontius Pilate, arid the cries of the devils 
tormenting him. They also imagined, the 
neighbourhood of his body to be the cause 
of violent storms of thunder and lightning 
which are frequent at Vienne ; and as the 



tower, where the body was found, has 
been several times struck by lightning, it 
has acquired the name of the tower of 
Mauconseil.-\- 

It will be seen from the subjoined letter 
of a correspondent, who communicates his 
name to the editor, that remains of the 
ancient disguises are still to be seen in the 
proceedings of those persons in this coun- 
try, who, towards the termination of the 
fast of Lent, collect materials for good cheer 
to make an Easter festival.. 

PASTE EGGS. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Liverpool, Good Friday, 1826. 
Sir, Having been much entertained 
lately by your accounts of " festivals, and 
fairs, and plays," I am induced to con- 
tribute, in some small degree, to the store 
of amusement in your interesting every- 
day miscellany. The subject on which [ 
am to treat, is a custom that prevails in 
the neighbourhood of West Derby, on this 
day ; it is known by the denomination of 
" paste egging," and is practised by the 
humbler classes of the juvenile peasantry. 

* Misson's Travels, 1714. 

\ Miss Plumtree's Residence. 



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The parties who are disposed to partake 
in the fun, disguise themselves in the most 
fantastic habiliments such as clothes 
turned inside out, with strange patches on, 
some with masks, veils, ribbands, &c. : 
some with faces blacked, and (perhaps, 
your fair readers may not excuse me 
for telling them that,) even the females 
disguise their sex 1 Thus equipped, they 
betake themselves (in numbers of from 
about four, to a dozen of both sexes) to the 
different farm-houses, and solicit contri- 
butions towards the " festival" of Easter 
Sunday. The beginning of my tale seems to 
indicate the sort of gifts that are expected ; 
these gifts are generally made up of 
great numbers of eggs and oatmeal cakes. 
One of the party usually carries a basket 
for the cakes, another for the eggs, and 
(as our best feasts can scarcely be got up 
without a portion of the one thing need- 
ful,) a third is the bearer of a small box 
for pecuniary contributions. 



Conscious of the charms of music, they 
generally exhilarate their benefactors with 
some animated songs, appropriate to the 
occasion, and sung in excellent taste ; and 
by these means seldom fail to return 
homeward with a plentiful supply of their 
" paste egg," and no trivial aid in money. 
With these materials, a festival is got up 
on Easter Sunday evening. The different 
parties meet at the village alehouse, 
where " Bacchus's blisses and Venus's 
kisses," accompany the circling bowl, and 
associate the village host in a universal 
compact of mirth and merriment. 

I cannot discover any reasonable ac- 
count of the origin of this custom ; and 
must, therefore, Mr. Editor, subscribe 
myself, your faithful servant, 

WILL. HONEYCOMB. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 43 27. 



25. 



Annunciation, or Lady Day. 

QUARTER DAY. 

For the Every-Day Book. 

Relentless, undelaying quarter-day ! 

Cold, though in Summer, cheerless, though in Spring, 
In Winter, bleak ; in Autumn, withering 

No quarter dost thou give, not for one day, 

But rent and tax enforceth us to pay ; 
Or, with a Barter-staff, enters our dwelling, 
Thy ruthless minion, our small chattels selling, 

And empty-handed sending us away ! 

Thee I abhor, although I lack not coin 

To bribe thy " itching palm :" for I behold 

The poor and needy whom sharp hunger gnawing 
Compels to flit, on darksome night and cold, 

Leaving dismantled walls to meet thy claim : . 

Then scorn I thee, and hold them free from blame ! 



7 he Last Day of Lent. 
Lady Morgan describes the "sepul- 
chres," in the churches of Italy, to have 
been watched night and day by hundreds 
clad in deep mourning from the dawn of 
Holy Thursday till Saturday at mid -day, 
when the body is supposed to rise from 
the grave, and the resurrection is an 
nounced by the firing of cannon, the 
blowing of trumpets, and the ringing of 
bells which from the preceding Thursday 
had been carefully tied up to protect them 
from the power of the devil. " On this 



day, the whole foreign population of Rome 
rolls on, in endless succession, to the Va- 
tican. The portico, colonnades, and ves- 
tibules, both of the church and palace, 
assume the air of the court of a military 
despot. Every epoch in the military 
costume is there gaudily exhibited. Hal- 
berdiersin coats of mail,and slate-coloured 
pantaloons, which pass upon the faithful 
for polished steel armour; the Swiss in 
their antique dresses of buff and scarlet, 
and lamberkeens ; the regular troops in 
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the pope's voltigeurs, all feathers and fee- 
bleness, gold and glitter ; generals of the 
British army, colonels and subalterns of 
every possible yeomanry, with captains 
and admirals of the navy, and a host of 
nondescripts, laymen, and protestant 
clergymen, who 'for the nonce' take 
shelter under any thing resembling an 
uniform, that may serve as a. passe-partout, 
where none are courteously received but 
such as wear the livery of church or state 
militant ; all move towards the portals of 
the Sistine chapel, which, with their dou- 
ble guards, resemble the mouth of a mili- 
tary pass, dangerous to approach, and 
difficult to storm, The ladies press with 
an imprudent impetuosity npon the 
guards, who, with bayonets fixed and el- 
bows squared, repress them with a resist- 
ance, such as none but female assailants 
would dare to encounter a second time. 
Thousands of tickets of admission are 
shown aloft by upraised hands, and se- 
conded by high-raised voices ; while the 
officer of the guard, who can read and 
tear but one at a time, leaves the task of 
repulsion to the Swiss, who manfully 
second their ' aUezfous en' with a physi- 
cal force, that in one or two instances 
incapacitated the eager candidates for 
further application. A few English fa- 
voured by the minister, and all the princes 
and diplomatists resident at Rome, pio- 
neered by their guards of honour, make 
their way without let or molestation. One 
side of the space, separated from the choir 
by a screen, is fitted up for them apart ; 
the other is for the whole female congre- 
gation, who are crushed in, like sheep in 
a fold. The men, if in uniform or full 
court dresses, are admitted to a tribune 
within the choir ; while the inferior crowd, 
left to shift for themselves, rush in with 
an impetuosity none can resist ; for though 
none are admitted at all to the chapel 
without tickets, yet the number of appli- 
cants (almost exclusively foreign) is much 
too great for the limited capacity of the 
place. A scene of indescribable confu- 
sion ensues. The guards get mingled 
with the multitude. English peers are 
overturned by Roman canons. Irish friars 
batter the old armour of the mailed hal- 
berdiers with fists more formidable than 
the iron they attack. Italian priests tum- 
ble over tfght-laced dandies; and the 
' Via via' of the Roman guard, and the 
' Fous ne resiez pas iss? of the Swiss 
mingle with screams, supplications and 
rcproofe, long after the solemn service of 



the church has begun. The procession of 
the sacrament to the Paoline chapel suc- 
ceeds ; its gates are thrown open, and its 
dusky walls appear illuminated with 
thousands of tapers, twinkling in the rays 
of the noonday sun, through an atmos- 
phere of smoke. Few are able to enter 
the illuminated chapel, or to behold the 
deposition of the sacrament; and many 
who are informed of the programme of 
the day, by endeavouring to catch at all 
the ceremonies, scarcely attain to any." * 

Easter Eve in Spain. 

Mr. Blanco White says, that the service 
in the cathedral of Seville begins this 
morning without either the sound of bells 
or of musical instruments. The paschal 
chandle is seen by the north side of the 
altar. It is, in fact, a pillar of wax, nine 
yards in height, and thick in proportion, 
standing on a regular marble pedestal. 
It weighs eighty arrobas, or two thousand 
pounds, of twelve ounces. This candle is 
cast and painted new every year, the old 
one being broken into pieces on the 
Saturday preceding Whitsunday, the day 
when part of it is used for the consecra- 
tion of the baptismal font. The sacred 
torch is lighted with the new fire, which 
this morning the priest strikes out of a 
flint, and it burns during service till As- 
cension-day. A chorister in his surplice 
climbs up a gilt-iron rod, furnished with 
steps like a flag-staff, and having the top 
railed in, so as to admit of a seat on a 
level with the end of the candle. From 
this crow's nest, the young man lights up 
and trims the wax pillar, drawing off the 
melted wax with a large iron ladle. 

High mass begins this day behind the 
great veil, which for the two last weeks in 
Lent covers the altar. After some pre- 
paratory prayers, the priest strikes up the 
hymn Gloria in excelsis Deo. At this 
moment the veil flies off, the explosion of 
fireworks in the upper galleries reverbe- 
rates in a thousand echoes from the vaults 
of the church, and the four-and-twenty 
large bells of its tower awake, with their 
discordant though gladdening sounds, 
those of the one hundred and forty-six 
steeples which this religious town boasts 
of. A brisk firing of musketry, accompa- 
nied by the howling of the innumerable 
dogs, which, unclaimed by any master, 
live and multiply in the streets, adds 
strength and variety to this universal din. 
The firing is directed against several stuffed 

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figures, not unlike Guy Fawkes of the 
fifth of November, which are seen hanging 
by the neck on a rope, extended across 
the least frequented streets. It is then 
that the pious' rage of the people of Seville 
is vented against the arch-traitor Judas, 
whom they annually hang, shoot, draw, 
and quarter in effigy. 

The church service ends in a procession 
about the aisles. The priest bears the 
host in his hands, visible through glass as 
a picture within a medallion. The sudden 
change from the gloomy appearance of 
the church and its ministers, to the simple 
and joyous character of this procession, 
the very name of pasqua florida, the 
flowery passover, and, more than the 
name, the flowers themselves, which well- 
dressed children, mixed with the censer- 
bearers, scatter on the ground, crowd the 
mind and heart with the ideas, hopes, and 
feelings of renovated life, and give to this 
ceremony, even for those who disbelieve 
the personal presence of a Deity triumph- 
ant over death, a character of inexpress- 
ible tenderness.* 

Papal Conversion of the Jews. 

The day before Easter Sunday at Rome, 
two or more Jews are procured to be 
baptized. An eye-witness of a couple of 
these converts, says, " The two devoted 
Israelites prepared for this occasion, at- 
tired in dirty yellow silk gowns, were 
seated on a bench within the marble front 
of the baptistery, which resembles a large 
bath, both in form and shape, conning 
their prayers out of a book, with most 
rueful visages. Fast to their sides stuck 
their destined godfathers, two black- 
robed doctors of divinity, as if to guard 
and secure their spiritual captives. The 
ancient vase at the bottom of the font, in 
which, according to an absurd legend, 
Constantine was healed of his leprosy by 
St. Sylvester, stood before them filled 
with water, and its margin adorned with 
flowers. The cardinal bishop, who had 
been employed ever since six o'clock in 
the benediction of fire, water, oil, wax, 
and flowers, now appeared, followed by 
a long procession of priests and crucifixes. 
He descended into the font, repeated a 
great many prayers in Latin over the 
water, occasionally dipping his hand into 
it. Then a huge flaming wax taper, about 
six feet high, arid of proportionate thick- 

Doblado's Letters. 



ness, painted with images of the virgin 
and Christ, which had previously been 
blessed, was set upright in the vase; 
more Latin prayers were mumbled one 
of the Jews was brought, the bishop cut 
the sign of the cross in the hair, at the 
crown of his head, then, with a silver 
ladle, poured some of the water upon the 
part, baptizing him in the usual forms, 
both the godfathers and he having agreed 
to all that was required of them. The 
second Jew was then brought, upon 
whom the same ceremonies were per- 
formed ; this poor little fellow wore a 
wig, and, when the cold water was 
poured on his bare skull, he winced ex- 
ceedingly, and made many wry faces. 
They were then conveyed to the altar of 
the neighbouring chapel, where they were 
confirmed, and repeated the creed. The 
bishop then made the sign of the cross 
upon their foreheads, with holy oil, 
over which white fillets were immediately 
tied to secure it ; he then pronounced a 
long exhortation, in the course of which 
he frightened them so that the little Jevr 
with a wig began to cry most bitterly, 
and would not be comforted. This being 
over, the Jews were conducted, with 
great ceremony, from the baptistery to 
the door of the church, where they stop- 
ped, and, after some chanting by the 
bishop, they were allowed to pass the 
threshold ; they were then seated within 
the very pale of the altar, in order that 
they might witness a succession of various 
ceremonies."* 

Greek Preparation for Easter. 
The Rev. J. Conner describes the 
ceremonies of the Greek church at Jeru- 
salem on Easter-eve. " I went to the 
church to spend the night there, that I 
might view all the different observances. 
It is a general belief among the Greeks 
and Armenians, that, on Easter-eve, a 
fire descends from heaven into the 
sepulchre. The eagerness of the Greeks, 
Armenians, and others, to light their 
candles at this holy fire, carried an 
immense crowd to the church, notwith- 
standing the sum v/hich they were 
obliged to pay. About nine at night, I 
retired to rest, in a small apartment in 
the church. A little before midnight, 
the servant roused me to see the Greek 
procession. I hastened to the gallery of 

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the church. The scene was striking and 
brilliant. The Greek chapel was splen- 
didly illuminated. Five rows of lamps 
were suspended in the dome ; and almost 
every individual of the immense multi- 
tude held a lighted candle in his hand." 
The ceremonies on Easter Sunday were 
very grand. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature. . . 42 85. 

26. 

EASTER SUNDAY. 

There is little trace in England of the 
"'mposing effect of this festival in papal 
terms 

It is affirmed, that at Queen's-college, 
Oxford, the first dish brought to the table 
on Easter-day, is a red herring, riding 
away on horseback, that is to say, a 
herring placed by the cook, something 
after the likeness of a man on horseback, 
set on a corn sallad.* This is the only 
vestige of the pageants which formerly 
were publicly exhibited by way of popu- 
lar rejoicing for the departure of the forty 
days Lent fast, and the return to solid 
eating with the Easter festival. 

The custom of eating a gammon of 
bacon at Easter, still maintained in some 
parts of England, is founded on the ab- 
horrence our forefathers thought proper 
to express, in that way, towards the Jews 
at the season of commemorating the 
resurrection.f 

Lifting at Easter, and pace or paste 
eggs, with other usages derived from 
catholic customs, are described and traced 
in vol. i. p. 421. 

Since these " Caps well fit ; by Titus 
in Sand gate and Titus every where>" a 
curious little duodecimo, printed at New- 
castle in 1785, has come into the editor's 
hands, from whence is extracted the 
following 

Paste Egg*" 1 ' 

Once yes once, upon a ttiiste-iLgg-&ay t 
Some lords and )adies met to play ; 
For then such pastimes bore the bell. 
Like old Olympicks full as well ; 

* Antiquarian Repertory. 
t Drake's Shakespeare and hia Times. 



And now, our gentry on the green, 
Throng'd forth, to see, and to be seen, 
Moment this, for assignation, 
And all the courtesy of fashion. 

A poor old woman, passing by, 
Gaz'd at the ring with curious eye 
Sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling. 
In thought approving or reviling. 
Not yet quite froze, by want or age, 
Her fancy could at times engage ; 
Her age might reckon eighty-five, 
But curiosity alive, 
She fix'd her barnacles to nose 
The better to observe the shows. 

Discover'd soon some wags stept forth, 
And ask'd her, what such sights were worth, 
What did she think of genteel modes, 
Where half belie v'd themselves half-Gods ? 
And t'other half, so wondrous wise, ', , 
Believe that bliss in trifling lies ? 
They begg'd that she would frank declare 
What she thought such people were 1 

The grey-hair'd matron rubb'd her eyes, 
Then turn'd her glasses to the skies ; 
As if to catch some thought in cue, 
To give them truth and laughter too. 
Next, humbly beg'd for some Paste Eggs, 
With leave to sit, to rest her legs. 
Then down she squats, and round they throng, 
Impatient for somzjokelike song ; 

Of eggs they brought her number nine, 
All nicely mark'd, and colour'd fine, 
One, was blacker than the sloe, 
Another, white as driven snow. 
Red, crimson, purple, azure, blue. 
Green, pink, and yellow, rose to view. 
She closely peetd them, one by one, 
Broke this, and that, till all were done. 
Then shrugg'd her shoulders, wav'd her head, 
But not one syllable she said. 

Arnaz'd, at silence so profound ; 
The quality press closer round; 
And gently urg'd her, more and more, 
To answer what they ask'd before? 
And how did one so ripe in years, 
Estimate a life like theirs \ 
What semblance, worthy observation, 
Suited the heirs of dissipation ? 
Whilst she, kept pressing up and down 
As seeking how their wish to crown. 
What had she apropos to say 
Of persons so superbly gay ? 

In throth quo* she, I'm short and plain 
Long- speaking only gives me pain ; 
And faith I have ye, gentlefolks, 
As clear in view, as whites or yokes, 
So like those eggs I can but smile, 
In every cast of light and style. 



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Your transient colours, fleet as theirs, 
Yourflimsiness, in spite of airs ; 
Tn substance, scarce more rare or new, 
Some parboil? d some par-rotten too : 
Of Jittle worth, in wisdom's eye, 
And thrown, at last, like egg-shells by 

They heard they frown'd but fled the 

green, 
As if a thunderbolt had been. 



Lostwithlel Custom. 
A very singular custom formerly pre- 
vailed at Lo'scwithiel, in Cornwall, on 
Easter Sunday. The freeholders of the 
town and manor having assembled toge- 
ther, either in person or by their deputies, 
one among them, each in his turn, gaily 
attired and gallantly mounted, with a 
sceptre in his hand, a crown on his head, 
and a sword borne before him, and re- 
spectfully attended by all the rest on 
horseback, rode through the principal 
street in solemn state to the church. At 
the churchyard stile, the curate, or other 
minister, approached to meet him in re- 
verential pomp, and then conducted him 
to church to hear divine service. On 
leaving the church, he repaired, with the 
same pomp and retinue, to a house pre- 
viously prepared for his reception. Here 
a feast, suited to the dignity he had as- 
sumed, awaited him and his suite ; and, 
being placed at the head of the table, he 
was served, kneeling, with all the rites 
and ceremonies that a real prince might 
expect. This ceremony ended with the 
dinner ; the prince being voluntarily dis- 
robed, and descending from his momen- 
tary exaltation, to mix with common 
mortals. On the origin of this custom, 
but one opinion can be reasonably enter- 
tained, though it may be difficult to trace 
the precise period of its commencement. 
It seems to have originated in the actual 
appearance of the prince, who resided at 
Restormel castle in former ages ; but on 
the removal of royalty, this mimic gran- 
deur stepped forth as its shadowy repre- 
sentative, and continued for many gene- 
rations as a memorial to posterity of the 
princely magnificence with which Lost- 
withiel had formerly been honoured.* 



* Hitchins's Cornwall 



THE BIDDENDEN MAIDS. 
To the Editor of the E very-Day Book. 

Tenter den, February -, 1826. 
Sir, I beg to enclose you a specimen of 
a Biddenden cake, and a printed account, 
which you may perhaps think worth in- 
sertion in the Every-Day Book. 

The small town of Biddenden is about 
four miles from Tenterden, on the right of 
the road. It is at present populous, 
though the clothing manufacture, which 
first occasioned the increase of the popu- 
lation of this part of the county, in the 
reign of Edward III. when the Flemings 
first introduced it, has for many years 
failed here: several good houses, still re- 
maining, discover the prosperity of the 
former inhabitants. The church is a 
handsome regular building, and its tower 
a structure of a considerable height and 
strength ; a portion of the old part is still 
remaining. In this there is a free gram- 
mar school, endowed with a good house 
and garden, and a salary of 20/. per an- 
num. Two maiden sisters left some land 
adjoining the glebe to the parish, of the 
rent of 20/. a year, which is held by the 
churchwardens, and distributed in bread 
to the poor on Easter-day. A repre- 
sentation of the donors is impressed on 
the leaves, and on the cakes, which were 
formerly thrown from the roof of the 
church. 

In the high chancel against the north 
wall is a monument, with a bust in white 
marble, executed by Scheemaker, of sir 
John Norris, who died in 1749; admiral 
of the British fleets, and vice-admiral of 
England. I am, &c. J. J. A. F. 

The " Biddenden cake," transmitted 
through this obliging correspondent, ap- 
pears to have been made some years ago, 
and carefully preserved ; the " printed 
account" accompanying it, is " adorned" 
by a wood cut figure of the founders of 
the endowment, improved by the en- 
graver from the impressions on the 
cakes. But, altogether setting aside that 
wood cut, the annexed engraving is an 
exact representation of the baker's im- 
press on the cake sent to the editor, and is 
of the exact size of the cake. A verbatim 
copy of the " printed account" on a half 
sheet of demy, circulated at this time, is 
subjoined to the present engraving. 



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Cafee* 



COPY OF THE PRINTED NARRATIVE BEFORE REFERRED TO. 

A NEW AND ENLARGED ACCOUNT OF THE 

BIDDENDEN MAIDS IN KENT, 

BORN JOINED AT THE HIPS AND SHOULDERS : 
With a well authenticated Account of a similar Phenomenon of Two Brothers. 

ON EASTER SUNDAY in every year after Divine Service in the afternoon at the 
PARISH OF BIDDENDEN, in the County of Kent, there are by the Churchwardens, 
given to Strangers about 1000 Rolls, with an impression on them similar to the Plate. 
The origin of this Custom is thus related. 

In the year 1100 at Biddenden, in Kent, were born ELIZABETH and MARY CHULK- 
IIURST, Joined together by the Hips and Shoulders, and who lived in that state, Thirty 
Four Years ! ! at the expiration of which time, one of them was taken ill and after a 
shoit period died ; the surviving one was advised to be separated from the corpse 
which she absolutely refused by saying these words, " as we came together, we will 
also go together,' and about six hours after her sister's decease, she was taken ill and 



445 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. MARCH 26. 446 

* 

died also. A Stone near the Rector's Pew marked with a diagonal line is shewn as 
the place of their interment. 

Cf)e moon on tf)e east oriel sfjone, Cijrougfy sTenfcer Shafts of 3f)apel atom, 
Cfye tfilber ligfjt, sfo pale and faint, &|etoefc tf)e tirnn $isttw$ an& mam> a Saint, 
OTJjoSe images; on te glass foere "Hgeli ; fHgStetriottS matifenS Sitfe bg sttJe. 
Cije moon beam fcissefc tf)e fyolg pane, Sfato tfjrefo on ti)e pa&ement a mgstic 
Stain. 

It is further stated, that by their will, they bequeathed to the Churchwardens of the 
Parish of Biddenden, and their successors, Churchwardens for ever, certain pieces or 
parcels of Land in the Parish, containing about 20 Acres, which is hired at 40 Guineas 
per annum, and that in commemoration of this wonderful Phenomenon of Nature, the 
Rolls and about 300 Quartern Loaves and Cheese in proportion, should be given 1o 
the Poor Inhabitants of the Parish. 

This account is entirely traditionary, the Learned Antiquarian HASTED, in his ac- 
count of the Charities of the Parish, states the Land " was the gift of two Maidens, 
of the name of Preston : and that the print of the women on the cakes has only been 
used within these 80 years, and was made to represent two poor widows, as the general 
objects of a charitable benefaction." It is probable that the investigation of the 
learned Antiquary, brought to light some record of the name of the Ladies, for in the 
year 1656, the Rev. W. Homer, then Rector of the Parish, claimed the Land, as 
having been given to augment his glebe, but was non-suited in the court of Exche- 
quer. In the pleadings preserved in the Church, the names of the Ladies are not 
stated, not being known. There are also two other Places where such Phenomena are 
said to have occurred. 

If these statements weaken the credibility of the tradition, the following account of 
a Lusus Naturae, compiled from the London Medical Repository, for 1821, page 138, 
will unquestionably confirm the opinion of many as to the probability of the Pheno- 
menon of the Biddenden Maids, Mr. Livingstone, the Surgeon of the British Factory 
at Canton, relates that there was shewn at Macao, A-ke, a boy about sixteen years of 
age, to whom was attached another Male Child, united at the pit of the stomach by 
the neck, as if his head was plunged into Ake's breast. At the time of their birth 
they were nearly of an equal size, but the parasite has not much increased since that 
period. The skin of A-ke joins regularly and smoothly, the neck of the parasite, so 
that he can turn his brother on either of his sides upon himself, but the natural posir 
tion is breast to breast ; on the whole the parasite is well formed being about two'feet 
in length. A-ke thinks that at one period their feelings were reciprocal, but for some 
time he has not perceived it except in one particular act, when his brother never fails 
to do the same, he however feels the slightest touch applied to his brother. 

A-ke has generally a sickly appearance, but excepting the parasite, is well formed ; 
about 4 feet 10 inches high ; is easily fatigued in walking or ascending a flight of steps 
being obliged to support his brother with his hands. When fatigued he breathes with 
difficulty, and is only relieved by laying down. 

CHAMBERS AND EXALL, Printers, (King's Arms Printing Office) TENTERDEN. 



The preceding " account" is an enlarge- Biddenden is completely thronged. The 

ment of a preceding one of the same size, public houses are crowded with people 

on a larger type, with this imprint, attracted from the adjacent towns and 

" BIDDENDEN : Printed and Sold by R. villages by the usage, and the wonderful 

WESTON 1808. [Price Two-pence.]" account of its origin, and the day is spent 

R. Weston's paper does not contain the in rude festivity. 

story of "A-ke" which is well calculated to 

make the legend of the "Biddenden To elucidate this annual custom as 

Maids," pass current with the vulgar. fully as possible, all that Mr. Hasted says 

Our Tenterden correspondent adds, in of the matter is here extracted : 
a subsequent letter, that, onEaster Sunday, " Twenty acres of land, called the 



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Bread and Cheese Land, lying in five 
pieces, were given by persons unknown, 
the yearly rents to bo distributed among 
the poor of this parish. This is yearly 
done on Easter Sunday in the afternoon, 
in six hundred cakes, each of which have 
the figures of two woman impressed on 
them, and are given to all such as attend 
the church; and two hundred and seventy 
loaves, weighing three pounds and a half 
a piece, to which latter is added one 
pound and an half of cheese, are given, 
to the parishoners only, at the same time. 
"There is a vulgar tradition in these 
parts, that the figures on the cakes repre- 
sent the donors of this gift, being two 
women, twins, who were joined together in 
their bodies, and lived together so, till they 
were between twenty and thirty years of 
age. But this seems without foundation. 
The truth seems to be, that it was the gift of 
two maidens of the name of Preston, and 
that the print of the women on the cakes 
has taken place only within these fifty 
years, and was made to represent two 
poor widows as the general objects of a 
charitable benefaction. William Homer, 
rector of this parish in 1656 brought a 
suit in the exchequer for the recovery of 
these lands, as having been given for an 
augmentation of his glebe land, but he 
was nonsuited. The lands are bounded 
on the east by the glebe, on the south by 
the highway, and one piece on the north 
of the highway ; they are altogether of 
the yearly value of about 3 II, 10*."* 



Allusion is made by the rev. Mr. Fos- 
broke, to a custom in the thirteenth cen- 
tury of seizing all ecclesiastics who 
walked abroad between Easter and Pen- 
tecost, because the apostles were seized 
by the Jews after Christ's passion ; and 
making them purchase their liberty by 
money .f 

Mr. Brand relates, " that on Easter 
Sunday, is still retained at the city of 
Durham in the Easter holidays : on one 
day the men take off the women's shoes, 
or rather buckles, which are only to be 
redeemed by a present : on another day 
the women make reprisals, taking off the 
men's in like manner." The annexed let- 
ter shows that the practice in that city is not 
quite out of fashion, though buckles are. 



* Hasted's Kent, 1790 
t Fosbroke's British Jrtonachism. 



To the Editor of the Every- Day Book. 

Durham, March 3, 1 826. 

Sir, To contribute towards the informa- 
tion you desire to convey concerning popu- 
lar customs, &c. I will describe one, much 
practised in Durham, which I think you 
have not noticed in the former volume of 
your interesting work. 

On Easter Sunday it is a common 
custom here, for a number of boys to 
assemble in the afternoon, and as soon as 
the clock strikes four, scour the streets in 
parties, and accost every female they may 
happen to meet, with " pay for your shoes 
if you please," at the same time, stooping 
to take them off; which, if they do, and 
do not immediately get a penny or two- 
pence, they will actually carry off by 
main force. I have known the boys have, 
at least, a dozen odd shoes ; but gene- 
rally, something is given, which in the 
evening they either spend in public 
houses, or divide. On Easter Monday, 
the women claim the same privilege to- 
wards the male sex. They begin much 
earlier in the day, and attack every man 
and boy they can lay hold of to make 
them pay for their shoes ; if the men 
happen to wear boots, and will not pay 
any thing, the girls generally endea- 
vour to seize their hats and run off. If 
a man catches the girl with the hat, it is 
usually thrown or handed about to the 
great amusement of the spectators, till the 
person is baffled out of a sixpence to re- 
deem the right of wearing it again : but 
this, like all other old customs, has greatly 
fallen off lately, and is now chiefly prac- 
tised by a few children. 

I am, &c. 

J.B. 

A contributor to the " Gentleman's 
Magazine" in August, 1790, says that, at 
Rippon, in Yorkshire, " on Easter Sun- 
day, as soon as the service of the church 
is over, the boys run about the streets, 
and lay hold of every woman or girl they 
can, and take their buckles from their 
shoes. This farce is continued till the 
next day at noon, when the females begin, 
and return the compliment upon the men, 
which does not end till Tuesday evening ; 
nay, I was told that, some years ago, no 
traveller could pass through the town 
without being stopped and having his 
spurs taken away, unless redeemed by a 
little money, which is the only way to 
have your buckles returned." 1 



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Pressing in Church. 

On the morning of Easter Sunday, 
1596, during the reign of queen Eliza- 
beth, the lord mayor and aldermen of 
London received the royal command to 
raise a thousand men with the utmost 
ixpedition ; wherefore they repaired with 
their deputies, constables, and other offi- 
cers, to the churches, and having caused 
the doors to be shut, took the people du- 
ring divine service from their worship, till 
the number was completed, and having 
armed them, the men, so raised and 
equipped, were marched the same night 
for Dover, in order to their embarkation 
for France ; but in the mean time, Eli- 
zabeth having received advice of the re- 
duction of Calais by the Spaniards, they 
were countermanded, and returned to 
the city in about a week after their 
departure.* 

EASTER DAY CUSTOMS 
At Twickenham, and Paddington. 
According to Mr. Lysons, " There was 
an ancient custom at Twickenham, of 
dividing two great cakes in the church 
upon Easter-day among the young peo- 
ple ; but it being looked upon as a super- 
stitious relic, it was ordered by parlia- 
ment, 1645, that the parishioners should 
forbear that custom, and, instead thereof, 
buy loaves of bread for the poor of the 
parish with the money that should hare 
bought the cakes. It appears that the 
sum of i.per annum is still charged upon 
the vicarage for the purpose of buying 
penny loaves for poor children on the 
Thursday after Easter. Within the me- 
mory of man they were thrown from the 
church-steeple to be scrambled for; a 
custom which prevailed also, some time 
ago, at Paddington, and is not yet totally 
abolished." A correspondent imagines 
that the Paddington custom of throwing 
bread from the church -steeple, which 
exists also in other parishes, was derived 
from largesses bestowed on the poor by 
the Romish clergy on occasion of the fes- 
tival, and that it has been continued since 
the Reformation, and, therefore, since the 
institution of poor rates, without due 
regard to its original object. 

Biddenden Custom. 

Since the former sheet was printed, an 
article occurs to the editor in the " Gentle- 
man's Magazine," which it seems proper to 



VoL.ll.-67. 



* Maitland. 



notice. The writer there states, that u Bid- 
denden is a parish of great extent, as most 
parishes in the tPtfalrfofKent are;" that this 
part of the country is called the weald, 
" from the growth of large timber, oak par- 
ticularly;" that the town of Biddenden is 
about five miles equi-distant from three 
several market towns, Cranbrook, Smar- 
den, and Tenterden ; and is distant about 
fifteen miles from Maidstone. On the 
same authority, is now added that it does 
not furnish any antique inscriptions, nor 
does the weald in general yield the in- 
quirer any thing antique or invaluable to 
repay his search. In the reign of queeu 
Elizabeth, John Mayne, esq. endowed a 
good house and garden with 20/. per 
annum, for a free grammar school, which 
owing to. the salary being fixed at that 
amount by the founder, is neither eligible 
to persons qualified under the regulations, 
nor is it capable of being increased. The 
visitation of the school, was formerly in 
the archbishop of Canterbury, but is so no 
longer, and the schoolmaster is appointed 
by the lord. The archbishop is patron of 
the rectory, which, in the reign of Henry 
VIII., was valued so high as 351. The 
fair here is on the 8th of November. Mr. 
Urban's correspondent noticing "the 
two maided-sisters who grew together 
from the waist downwards," refers to ac- 
counts of similar wonders, and waggishly 
ends his list by directing to the "Memoirs 
of Scriblerus, by A Pope," as an authority 
corroborative of the apocryphal "Bid- 
denden Maids." 



PASTE EGGS. 

A correspondent, T. A., mentions this 
custom in Cheshire : " Children go round 
the village and beg eggs for their Easter 
dinner ; they accompany it by a short 
song, which I am sorry I am unable to 
present to you, but the burthen of it is ad- 
dressed to the farmer's dame, and asking 
' an egg, bacon, cheese, or an apple, or 
any good thing that will make us merry,' 
ends with 
'And Tpray you, good dame, an Easter egg.' " 

In Cumberland and Westmorland, and 
other parts of the north of England, boys 
beg, on Easter eve, eggs to play with, and 
beggars ask for them to eat. These eggs 
are hardened by boiling, and tinged with 
the juice of herbs, broom-flowers, &c 
The eggs being thus prepared, the boys 
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rolling them up and down, like bowls, 
upon the ground, or throwing them up, 
like balls, into the air.* 



SUGAR CUPPING 
In the Peak of Derbyshire. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Tideswelly Derbyshire, March 31, 1826. 

Sir, The pleasure and instruction I 
have derived from the perusal of your 
interesting miscellany, induce me to offer 
to your notice a custom in this neigh- 
bourhood denominated Sugar-cupping, 
which, like similar remnants of the " olden 
time," is gradually running into disuse. 

Last Sunday, being Easter-day, I walked 
to the " Dropping Tor," the rendezvous of 
the " sugar-cuppers," but, owing to the 
extreme inclemency of the weather, no 
'one was there, nor was it, I believe, once 
visited during the day. From frequent 
inquiry of the oldest persons in the neigh- 
bourhood, I can learn nothing but that, 
on Easter Sunday, they were used, when 
children, to go to the " Dropping Tor," 
with a cup in one pocket and a quarter of 
a pound of sugar in the other, and having 
caught in their cups as much water as 
was desired- from the droppings of the 
spring, they dissolved the sugar in it, and 
drank it. The natural consequences re- 
sulting from the congregation of a quan- 
tity of *'young men and maidens" followed, 
and they returned home. I was anxious 
to discover some jargon repeated by the 
youthful pilgrims, as an invocation to the 
saint of the spring, or otherwise; but I 
could not collect any thing of the kind. I 
conjecture tiiis custom to be peculiar to 
this part. If you, or any of your cor- 
respondents, can furnish more satisfactory 
information respecting it, some of your 
readers will not regret I have troubled you 
with the hint. 

With respect, I am, 

Your obedient servant, 

A PEAKRIL. 

Further notice of this usage at " the 
Peak," will be acceptable to the editor, 
who is neither acquainted with the practice 
nor its origin. At some wells it is cus- 
tomary, on certain days, for persons to 
strew flowers, or hang garlands on the 
brink. Accounts of this nature, especially 
if accompanied by a drawing of the place, 
are very desirable. We have hitherto had 

* Brand. 



no water customs, yet springs were very 
early objects of veneration. These re- 
mains of ancient respect will be duly 
respected when communicated. 

EASTER DAY AT ROME. 

On this day the pope himself goes in 
grand procession to the cathedral of St. 
Peter, and assists at the high mass. 
The church is lined with the guarda 
nobile, in their splendid uniforms of gold 
and scarlet, and nodding plumes of white 
ostrich feathers, and the Swiss guards, 
with their polished cuirasses and steel 
helmets. The great centre aisle is kept 
clear by a double wall of armed men, for 
the grand procession, the approach of 
which is proclaimed by the sound of 
trumpet from the farther end of the 
church. Priests advance, loaded with 
still augmenting magnificence, as they 
ascend to the higher orders. Cloth of 
gold, and embroidery of gold and silver, 
and crimson velvet, and mantles of spot- 
ted ermine, and flowing trains, and atten- 
dant train-bearers, and mitres and cruci- 
fixes glittering with jewels, and priests 
and patriarchs, and bishops and cardi- 
nals, dazzle the eye, and fill the whole 
length of St. Peter's. Lastly, comes the 
pope, in his crimson chair of state, borne 
on the shoulders of twenty palfrenieri, 
arrayed in robes of white, and wearing 
the tiara, or triple crown of the conjoined 
Trinity, with a canopy of cloth of silver 
floating over his head ; preceded by two 
men, carrying enormous fans, composed 
of large plumes of ostrich feathers, 
mounted on long gilded wands. He stops 
to pay his adorations to the miraculous 
Madonna in her chapel, abont half-way 
up ; and this duty, which he never omits, 
being performed, he is slowly borne past 
the high altar, liberally giving his bene- 
diction with the twirl of the three fingers 
as he passes. 

He is then set down upon a magnifi- 
cent stool, in front of the altar, on which 
he kneels, and his crown being taken off, 
and the cardinals taking off their little 
red caps, and all kneeling in a row, he 
assumes the attitude of praying. Having 
remained a few minutes, he is taken to a 
chair prepared for him, to the right of the 
throne. There he reads from a book, 
and is again taken to she altar, on which 
his tiara has been placed ; and, bare- 
headed, he repeats or as, by courtesy, it 
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vice, throws up clouds of incense, and is 
removed to the crimson-canopied throne. 
High mass is celebrated by a cardinal 
and two bishops, at which he assists. 
During the service, the Italians seem to 
consider it quite as much of a pageant as 
foreigners, but neither a new nor an inter- 
esting one ; they either walk about, and 
talk, or interchange pinches of snuff with 
each other, exactly as if it had been a 
place of amusement, until the tinkling of 
a little bell, which announces the eleva- 
tion of the host, changes the scene. Every 
knee is now bent to the earth, and every 
voice hushed ; the reversed arms of the 
military ring with an instantaneous clang 
on the marble pavement, as they sink on 
the ground, and all is still as death. This 
does not last above two minutes till the 
host is swallowed. Thus begins and ends 
the only part that bears even the smallest 
outward aspect of religion. The military 
now pour out of St. Peter's, and form an 
extensive ring before its spacious front, 
behind which the horse guards are drawn 
up, and an immense number of carriages, 
filled with splendidly dressed women, and 
thousands of people on foot, are assem- 
bled. Yet the multitude almost shrunk 
into insignificance in the vast area of the 
piazza; and neither piety nor curiosity 
collect sufficient numbers to fill it. The 
tops of the colonnades all round, how- 
ever, are thronged with spectators ; and it 
is a curious sight to see a mixture of all 
ranks and nations, from the coronetted 
heads of kings, to the poor cripple who 
crawls along the pavement, assembled 
together to await the blessing of their 
fellow mortal. Not the least picturesque 
figures among the throng are the conta- 
jlini, who, in every variety of curious cos- 
tume, flock in from their distant moun- 
tain villages, to receive the blessing of 
the holy father, and whose bright and 
eager countenances, shaded by their long 
dark hair, turn to the balcony where the 
pope is to appear. At length the two 
white ostrich-feather fans, the forerunners 
of his approach, are seen ; a'nd he is 
borne forward on his throne, above the 
shoulders of the cardinals and bishops, 
who fill the balcony. After an audible 
prayer he arises, and, elevating his hands 
to heaven, invokes a solemn benediction 
upon the multitude, and the people com- 
mitted to his charge. Every head un- 
covers ; the soldiers, and many of the 
spectators, kneel on the pavement to re- 
ceive the blessing. It is given with im- 



pressive solemnity, but with little of ges- 
ture or parade. Immediately the thun- 
dering of cannon from the castle of St. 
Angelo, and the peal of bells fiom St. 
Peter's, proclaim the joyful tidings to the 
skies. The pope is borne out, and the 
people rise from their knees.* 

GREEK EASTER. 

The "Picture of Greece in 1825,"b? 
Messrs. Emerson and Humphreys, and 
count Pecchio, contains some particulars 
of the celebration of the Greek church , 
They say, 

"To -day being the festival of Easter, 
Napoli presented a novel appearance, 
viz. a clean one. This feast as the most 
important in the Greek church, is ob- 
served with particular rejoicings and 
respect. Lent having ceased, the ovens 
were crowded with the preparations for 
banquetting. Yesterday every street was 
reeking with the blood of lambs and goats; 
and to-day, every house was fragrant 
with odours of pies and baked meats ; all 
the inhabitants, in festival array, were 
hurrying along to pay their visits and 
receive their congratulations ; every one, 
as he met his friend, saluted him with a 
kiss on each side of his face, and repeated 
the words Xpurros a.vevTt\ * Christ is 
risen/ The day was spent in rejoicings 
in every quarter ; the guns were fired 
from the batteries, and every moment 
the echoes of the Palamede were replying 
to the incessant reports of the pistols and 
trophaics of the soldiery. On these oc- 
casions, the Greeks (whether from laziness 
to extract the ball, or for the purpose of 
making a louder report, I know not,) 
always discharge their arms with a 
bullet : frequent accidents are the con- 
sequence. To-day, one poor fellow was 
shot dead in his window, and a second 
severely wounded by one of these ran- 
dom shots. In the evening, a grand 
ceremony took place in the square : all 
the members of the government, after 
attending divine service in the church of 
St. George, met opposite the residence ol 
the executive body ; the legislative being 
the most numerous, took their places in a 
line, and the executive passing along 
them from right to left, kissing commenced 
with great vigour, the latter body em 
bracing the former with all fervour and 
8 flection. Amongst such an intriguing 

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factious senate as the Greek legislation, 
it requires little calculation to discern 
that the greater portion of these saluta- 
tions were Judas's kisses." 



TURKISH EASTER. 

The journals of 1824, contain the fol- 
lowing extract, from a private letter, dated 
Tangiers, in Africa : " The day after my 
arrival 1 was present at the celebration 
of this country's Easter, a religious cere- 
mony which greatly resembles our Easter, 
and is so called. At break of day, twenty 
salutes of cannon announce the festival. 
At this signal, the pacha proceeds to a 
great plain ranged outside the city, 
where he is received by all the troops of 
the garrison, ranged under arms. An 
unfortunate ram is laid upon an altar 
there; the pacha approaches it, and 
plunges a knife into its throat ; a Jew 
then seizes the bleeding animal, hoists it 
on his shoulders, and runs off with it to 
the mosque. If the animal still lives at 
the moment he arrives there, which very 
seldom fails to occur, the year will be a 
good one: if the contrary happens, 
great lamentations and groanings are 
made the year will be bad. As soon as 
the victim is dead, a great carnage begins. 
Every Moor sacrifices, according to his 
means, one or more sheep, and this in 
the open street ; the blood streams down 
on all sides ; men and women imbrue 
themselves in it as much as they please ; 
they cry, sing, dance, and endeavour to 
manifest the joy that animates them in a 
thousand forms. As soon as night ap- 
pears, the town resounds with discharges 
of musketry, and it is not till the end of 
eight days that this charming festival 
concludes.' 



PROPHECY CONCERNING EASTER. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
Notwithstanding the flood of inform- 
ation which has been poured over the 
country during the last half century, su- 
perstition, at once the child and mother 
of ignorance, still holds no inconsiderable 
sway over the minds of men. It is true, 
that the days of ghosts and apparitions 
are nearly over, but futurity is as tempt- 
ing as ever, and the seventh son of a 
seventh son is still potent enough to charm 
away the money and bewilder the senses 
of the credulous, and Nixon's and Mother 
Shipton's p r ophecies still find believers. 



The coincidences by which these legen- 
dary predictions are sometimes fulfilled, 
are often curious. The present year may 
be said to witness the accomplishment of 
one. It has been said 

When my Lord falls in my Lady's lap, 
England beware of some mishap. 

Meaning thereby, that when the festi- 
val of Easter falls near to Lady-day, (the 
25th of March,) this country is threatened 
with some calamity. In the year 181 8, 
Easter-day happened on the 22d ot 
March, and in the November of that 
year, queen Charlotte died. In 1826, 
Easter-day happening on the 26th ot 
March, distress in the commercial world 
may be regarded as a fulfilment of the ' 
prediction. Spanish history affords a 
curious instance of this kind. It is re- 
lated, that Peter and John de Carvajal, 
who were condemned for murder, (A. D. 
1312.) on circumstantial evidence, and 
that very frivolous, to be thrown from 
the summit of a rock, Ferdinand IV 7 ., 
then king of Spain, could by no means 
be prevailed upon to grant their pardon. 
As they were leading to execution, they 
invoked God to witness their innocence, 
and appealed to his tribunal, to which 
they summoned the king to appear in 
thirty days' time. He laughed at the 
summons ; nevertheless, some days after, 
he fell sick, and went to a place called Al- 
caudet to divert himself and recover his 
health, and shake off the remembrance 
of the summons if he could. Accordingly, 
the thirtieth day being come, he found 
himself much better, and after showing 
a great deal of mirth and cheerfulness on 
that occasion with his courtiers, and ridi- 
culing the illusion, retired to rest, but 
was found dead in his bed the next 
morning. (See Turquet's general History 
of Spain 1612, p. 458, cited in Dr. 
Grey's notes to Hudibras, part iii. canto 
1. lines 209, 210.) 

The same author (Dr. Grey,) quotes 
from Dr. James Young, (Sidrophel vapu- 
lans, p. 29,) that Cardan, a celebrated 
astrologer lost his life to save his credit ; 
for having predicted the time of his own 
death, he starved himself to verify it : or 
else being sure of his art, he took this to 
be his fatal day, and by those apprehen- 
sions made it so. The prophecy of 
George Wishart, the Scottish martyr, re- 
specting the death of cardinal Beatouu, 
is a striking feature in a catalogue of 
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cited th stories of the predicted death of 
the duke of Buckingham, in the time of 
Charles I., that of lord Lyttleton in later 
days, and many others. 

Lord Bacon, who, on many points il- 
luminated the sixteenth with the light of the 
nineteenth century, after referring in his 
chapter on prophecies (see his Essays) to 
the fulfilment of many remarkable fulfil- 
ments, delivers his opinion on that point 
in the following words : " My judgment 
is, that they ought all to be despised, and 
ought to serve but for winter talk by the 
fireside. Though when I say despised, 

i mean for belief. That that hath 

given them grace, and some credit con- 
sisteth in these things. 1st. that men 
mark when they hit, and never when they 
miss ; as they do, also of dreams. 2d. 
that probable conjectures and obscure 
traditions many times turn themselves 
into prophecies : while the nature of 
man which coveteth divination, thinks it 
no peril to foretell that, which indeed 

they do but collect. The 3d. and 

last (which is the great one) is, that al- 
most all them, being infinite in number, 
have been impostures, and by idle and 
crafty brains, merely contrived and 
feigned after the event passed." 

J. W. H. 

EASTER DAY. 

The editor is favoured with a hint, 
which, from respect to the authority 
whence it proceeds, is communicated 
below in its own language. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Harley street, March 22, 1826. 

Sir, Before I slip from town for the 
holidays, let me observe that it may be 
useful, and more useful perhaps than you 
imagine, to many of your readers, if you 
were to mention the earliest day whereon 
Easter can occur : for, as not only mov- 
able feasts, but law terms, and circuits 
of judges, and the Easter recess of par- 
liament, depend on this festival, it influ- 
ences a vast portion of public business, 
and of the every-day concerns of a great 
number of individuals in the early season 
of the year. 

The earliest possible day whereon 
Easter can happen, in any year, is the 
22d of March. It fell on that day in 
1818, and cannot happen on that day till 
the year 2285. 

The latest possible day whereon Easter 
can happen, is the 25th of April. 



\Ye can have no squabble th s year 
concerning the true time of Easter. The 
result of the papers on that subject in the 
first volume of your excellent publication, 
vindicated the time fixed for its celebra- 
tion, in this country, upon those principles 
which infallibly regulate the period. 

In common with all I am acquainted 
with, who have the pleasure of being 
acquainted with your Every-Day Book, I 
wish you and your work the largest pos- 
sible success. I am, &c. 

ALPHA. 

P. S. It occurs to me that you may 
not be immediately able to authenticate 
my statement ; and, therefore, I subscribe 
my name for your private satisfaction. 



Easter King. 

As the emperor, Charles V., was pass- 
ing through a small village in Arragon, 
on Easter-day, he was met by a peasant, 
who had been chosen the paschal, or 
Easter king of his neighbourhood, ac- 
cording to the custom of his country, and 
who said to him very gravely, " Sir, it is 
I that am king." " Much good may it 
do you, my friend," replied the emperor, 
" you have chosen an exceedingly trou-r 
blesome employment." 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 43 95 V 



EASTER MONDAY. 

This is the day for choosing church- 
wardens in the different parishes, and 
for merry-making afterwards. 

From the " Mirror of the Months." 
Now, at last, the Easter week is ar- 
rived, and the poor have for once in the 
year the best of it, setting all things, 
but their own sovereign will, at a wise 
defiance. The journeyman who works 
on Easter Monday should lose his caste, 
and be sent to the Coventry of mecha- 
nics, wherever that may be. In fact, it 
cannot happen. On Easter Monday 
ranks change places; Jobson is as 
good as sir John ; the " rude mecha- 
nical" is " monarch of all he surveys" 
from the summit of Greenwich-hill, and 
when he thinks fit to say " it is our royal 
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the proposition? Not I, for one. When 
our English mechanics accuse their betters 
of oppressing them, the said betters 
should reverse the old appeal, and refer 
from Philip sober to Philip drunk ; and 
then nothing more could be said. But 
now, they have no betters, even in their 
own notion of the matter. And in the 
name of all that is transitory, envy them 
not their brief supremacy ! It will be over 
before the end of the week, and they will 
be as eager to return to their labour as 
they now are to escape from it ; for the 
only thing that an Englishman, whether 
high or low, cannot endure patiently for 
a week together, is, unmingled amuse- 
ment. At this time, however, he is de- 
termined to try. Accordingly, on Easter 
Monday all the narrow lanes and blind 
alleys of our metropolis pour forth their 
dingy denizens into the suburban fields 
and villages, in search of the said amuse- 
ment, which is plentifully provided for 
them by another class, even less enviable 
than the one on whose patronage they 
depend ; for of all callings, the most me- 
lancholy is that of purveyor of pleasure 
to the poor. 

During the Monday our determined 
holiday-maker, as in duty bound, con- 
trives, by the aid of a little or not a little 
artificial stimulus, to be happy in a tolera- 
bly exemplary manner On the Tuesday, 
he fancies himself happy to-day, because 
he felt himself so yesterday. On the 
Wednesday he cannot tell what has come 
to him, but every ten minutes he wishes 
himself at home, where he never goes 
but to sleep. On Thursday he finds out 
the secret, that he is heartily sick of 
doing nothing ; but is ashamed to confess 
it ; and then what is the use of going to 
work before his money is spent ? On 
Friday he swears that he is a fool for 
throwing away the greatest part of his 
quarter's savings without having any 
thing to show for it, and gets gloriously 
drunk with the rest to prove his words ; 
passing the pleasantest night of all the 
week in a watchhouse. And on Satur- 
day, after thanking "his worship" for 
his good advice, of which he does not 
remember a word, he comes to the wise 
determination, that, after all, there is 
nothing like working all day long in 
silence, and at night spending his earn- 
ings and his breath in beer and politics ! 
So much for the Easter week of a London 
holiday-maker. 

But there is a sport belonging to 



Easter Monday which is not confined to 
the lower classes, and which fun forbid 
that I should pass over silently. If the 
reader has not, during his boyhood, per- 
formed the exploit of riding to the turn- 
out of the stag on Epping-forest follow- 
ing the hounds all day long at a respect- 
ful distance-r-returning home in the 
evening with the loss of nothing but his 
hat, his hunting whip, and his horse, not 
to mention a portion of his nether person 
and finishing the day by joining the 
lady mayoress's ball at the Mansion- 
house ; if the reader has not done all this 
when a boy, I will not tantalize him by 
expatiating on the superiority of those who 
have. And if he has done it, I need not 
tell him that he has no cause to envy his 
friend who escaped with a flesh wound 
from the fight of Waterloo ; for there is 
not a pin to choose between them. 

EPPING HUNT. 

In 1226, king Henry III. confirmed to 
the citizens of London, free warren, or 
liberty to hunt a circuit about their city, 
in the warren of Staines, &c. ; and in 
ancient times the lord mayor, aldermen, 
and corporation, attended by a due num- 
ber of their constituents, availed them- 
selves of this right of chace " in solemn 
guise." From newspaper reports, it ap- 
pears that the office of " common hunt," 
attached to the mayoralty, is in danger of 
desuetude. The Epping hunt seems to 
have lost the lord mayor and his brethren 
in their corporate capacity, and the annua' 
sport to have become a farcical show. 

A description of the Epping hunt of 
Easter Monday, 1826, by one " Simon 
Youngbuck," in the Morning Herald, is 
the latest report, if it be not the truest ; 
but of that the editor of the Every-Day 
Book cannot judge, for he was not there to 
see : he contents himself with picking out 
the points ; should any one be dissatisfied 
with the " hunting of that day," as it will 
be here presented, he has only to sit down, 
in good earnest, to a plain matter-of-fact 
detail of all the circumstances from his 
own knowledge, accompanied by such ci- 
tations as will show the origin and former 
state of the usage, and such a detail, so 
accompanied, will be inserted 

" For want of a better this must-do." 
On the authority aforesaid, and that, 
without the introduction of any term not 
in the Herald, be it known then, that be- 
fore, and at the commencement of the 
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dusty morning, and that the huntsmen of 
the east were all abroad by nine o'clock, 
trotting, fair and softly, down the road, on 
great nine-hand skyscrapers, nimble daisy- 
cutting nags, flowing-tailed chargers, and 
ponies no bigger than the learned one at 
Astley's ; some were in job-coaches, at two 
guineas a-day ; some in three-bodied non- 
descripts, some in gigs, some in cabs, 
some in drags, some in short stages, and 
some in long stages ; while some on no 
stages at all, footed the road, smothered 
by dust driven by a black, bleak north- 
easter full in the teeth. Every gentleman 
was arrayed after his own particular taste, 
in blue, brown, or black in dress- coats, 
long coats, short coats, frock coats, great 
coats, and no-coats ; in drab-slacks and 
slippers; in gray-tights, and black- 
spurred Wellingtons ; in nankeen bomb- 
balloons ; in city-white cotton-cord un- 
mentionables, with jockey toppers, and in 
Russian-drill down-belows, as a memento 
of the late czar. The ladies all wore a 
goose-skin under-dress, in compliment to 
the north-easter. 

At that far-famed spot, the brow above 
Fairmead bottom, by twelve o'clock, there 
were not less than three thousand merry 
lieges then and there assembled. It was 
a beautiful set-out. Fair dames ' in purple 
and in pall," reposed in vehicles of all 
sorts, sizes, and conditions, whilst seven 
or eight hundred mounted members of 
the hunt wound in and out " in restless 
ectasy," chatting and laughing with the 
fair, sometimes rising in their stirrups to 
look out for the long-coming cart of the 
stag, " whilst, with off heel assiduously 
aside," they " provoked the caper which 
they seemed to hide." The green-sward 
was covered with ever-moving crowds on 
foot, and the pollard oaks which skirt the 
bottom on either side were filled with men 
aud hoys. 

But where the deuce is the stag all this 
while ? One o'clock, and no stag. Two 
o'clock, and no stag ! a circumstance 
easily accounted for by those who are in 
the secret, and the secret is this. There 
are buttocks of boiled beef and fat hams, 
and beer and brandy in abundance, at the 
Roebuck public-house low down in the 
forest ; and ditto at the Baldfaced Stag, on 
the top of the hill ; and ditto at the Coach 
and Horses, at Woodford Wells; and 
ditto at the Castle, at Woodford; and 
ditto at the Eagle, at Snaresbrook ; and 
if the stag had been brought out before 
the beef, beer, bacon, and brandy, were 



eaten and drank, where would have been 
the use of providing so many good things ? 
So they carted the stag from public-house 
to public-house, and showed him at three* 
pence a head to those ladies and gentle* 
men who never saw such a thing before, 
and the showing and carting induced a 
consumption of eatables and drinkables, 
an achievement which was helped by a 
band of music in every house, playing 
hungry tunes to help the appetite ; and 
then, when the eatables and drinkables 
were gone, and paid for, they turned out 
the stag. 

Precisely at halt-past two o'clock, the 
stag-cart was seen coming over the hill 
by the Baldfaced Stag, and hundreds of 
horsemen and gig-men rushed gallantly 
forward to meet and escort it to the top of 
Fairmead bottom, amidst such whooping 
and hallooing, as made all the forest echo 
again ; and would have done Carl Maria 
Von Weber's heart good to hear. And 
then, when the cart stopped and was 
turned tail about, the horsemen drew up 
in long lines, forming an avenue wide 
enough for the stag to run down. For a 
moment, all was deep, silent, breathless 
anxiety ; and the doors of the cart were 
thrown open, and out popped a strapping 
four-year-old red buck, fat as a porker, 
with a chaplet of flowers round his neck, 
a girth of divers coloured ribbons, and a 
long blue and pink streamer depending 
from the summit of his branching horns. 
He was received, on his alighting, with a 
shout that seemed to shake heaven's con- 
cave, and took it very graciously, looking 
round him with great dignity as he stalked 
slowly and delicately forward, down the 
arenue prepared for him ; and occasionally 
shrinking from side to side, as some super- 
valorous cockney made a cut at him with 
his whip. Presently, he caught a glimpse 
of the hounds and the huntsmen, waiting 
for him at the bottom, and in an instant 
off he bounded, sideways, through the 
rank, knocking down and trampling all 
who crowded the path he chose to take ; 
and dashing at once into the cover, he 
was ought of sight before a man could 
say " Jack Robinson !" Then might be 
seesi, gentlemen running about without 
their horses, and horses galloping about 
without their gentlemen ; and hats out of 
number brushed off their owners' heads by 
the rude branches of the trees ; and every 
body asking which way the stag was gone, 
and nobody knowing any thing about him ; 
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be too venturesome; and gentlemen 
gasping for breath at the thoughts of what 
they were determined to venture ; and 
myriads of people on foot running hither 
and thither in search of little eminences 
to look from ; and yet nothing at all to 
be seen, though more than enough to be 
heard ; for every man, and every woman 
too, made as loud a noise as possible. 
Meanwhile the stag, followed by the 
keepers and about six couple of hounds, 



took away through the covers towards 
Woodford. Finding himself too near the 
haunts of his enemy, man, he there turned 
back, sweeeping down the bottom for a 
mile or two, and away up the enclosures 
towards Chingford ; where he was caught 
nobody knows how, for every body re- 
turned to town, except those who stopped 
to regale afresh, and recount the glorious 
perils of the day. Thus ended the 
Easter Hunt of 1826. 




JWfnerba. 

From a Chrysolite possessed by Lord Montague. 



The Minervalia was a Roman festival 
in March, commencing on the 19th of 
the month, and lasting for five days. 
The first day was spent in devotions 
to the goddess; the rest in offering 
sacrifices, seeing the gladiators fight, ' 
acting tragedies, and reciting witticisms 
for prizes. It conferred a vacation on 
scholars who now, carried schooling 
money, or presents, called Minerval, to 
their masters. 

According to Cicero there were five 
Minervas. 

1 . Minerva, the mother of Apollo. 

2. Minerva, the offspring of the Nile, 
of whom there was a statue with this in- 
scription : " I am all that was, is, and is 
lo come ; and my veil no mortal hath 
yet removed." 

3. Minerva, who sprung armed from 
Jupiter's brain. 



4. Minerva, the daughter of Jupiter 
and Corypha, whose father Oceanus in- 
vented four-wheeled chariots. 

5. Minerva, the daughter of Pallantis, 
who fled from her father, and is, therefore, 
represented with wings on her feet, in the 
same manner as Mercury. 

The second Minerva, of Egypt, is ima- 
gined to have been the most ancient. 
The Phoenicians also had a Minerva, the 
daughter of Saturn, and the inventress of 
arts and arms. From one of these two, 
the Greeks derived their Minerva. 

Minerva was worshipped by the Athe- 
nians before the age of Cecrops, in 
whose time Athens was founded, and its 
name taken from Minerva,whom the Greek 
called 'A^J/TJ. It was proposed to call 
the city either by her name or that of 
Neptune, and as each had partizans, and 
the women had votes equal to *he men, 



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Cecrops called all the citizens together 
both men and women ; the suffrages 
were collected ; and it was found that 
all the women had voted for Minerva, and 
all the men for Neptune; but the 



women exceeding the men by one voice, 
Athens was called after Minerva, A 
temple was dedicated to her in the city, 
with her statue in gold and ivory, thirty- 
nine feet high, executed by Phydias. 




" Life is darken'd o'er with woe." Der Fr n ischHtz. 

* JHattftttosf at &omt, 1826. 



It would be as difficult for most persons, 
who think Mr. Matthews acts easily, to 
act as he does, as it would be difficult to 
make such persons comprehend, that his 
ease is the result of labour, and that his 
present performance is the result of greater 
labour than his exhibitions of former years. 
An examination of the process by which 
he has attained the extraordinary ability 
to " command success," would be a fatigu- 
ing inquiry to most readers, though a very 
curious one to some. He has been called 
a " mimic ;" this is derogation from his 
real powers, which not only can represent 
the face, but penetrate the intellect. An 
expert swimmer is not always a successful 
diver : Mr. Matthews is both. His fa- 
culty of observation " surpasses show." 



He leaves the features he contemplates, 
enters into the mind, becomes joint tenant 
of its hereditaments and appurtenances 
with the owner, and describes its secret 
chambers and closets. This faculty ob- 
tained lord Chesterfield his fame, and 
enabled him to persuade the judgment ; 
but he never succeeded by his voice or pen 
in raising the passions, like Mr. Mat- 
thews, who, in that respect, is above the 
nobleman. The cause of this superiority 
is, that Mr. Matthews is the creature 
of feeling of excitation and depression. 
This assertion is made without the 
slightest personal knowledge or even sight 
of him offthe stage ; it is grounded on a 
generalized view of some points in human 
nature. If Mr. Matthews were not the slave 






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of temperament, he never could have pic- 
tared the Frenchman at the Post Office, 
nor the gaming Yorkshireman. These are 
prominences seized by his whole audience, 
on whom, however, his most delicate 
touches of character are lost. His high finish 
of the Irish beggar woman with her " poor 
child/' was never detected by the laughers 
at their trading duett of " Sweet Home !" 
The exquisite pathos of the crathurs story 
was lost. To please a large assemblage 
the points must be broad. Mr. Mat- 
thews's countenance of his host drawing 
the cork is an excellence that discovers 
itself, and the entire affair of the dinner is 
" pleasure made easy" to the meanest ca- 
pacity. The spouting child who sings the 
" Bacchanal Song" in " Der Freischiitz" 
from whence the engraving is taken, is 
another " palpable hit," but amazingly in- 
creased in force to some of the many 
who heard it sung by Phillips. The 
" tipsy toss" of that actor's head, his rol- 
locking look, his stamps in its chorus, and 
the altogetherness of his style in that 
single song, were worth the entirety of 
the drama ye: he was seldom encored. 
To conclude with Mr. Matthews, it is 
merely requisite to affirm that his "At 
Home" in the year 1826, evinces rarer 
talent than the merit of a higher order 
which he unquestionably possesses. He 
is an adept at adaptation beyond com- 



COLESHIT.L CUSTOM. 
They have an ancient custom at Coles- 
hill, in the county of Warwick, that if the 
young men of the town can catch a hare, 
and bring it to the parson of the parish 
before ten o'clock on Easter Monday, the 
parson is bound to give them a calve's 
head, and a hundred eggs for their break- 
fast, and a groat in money.* 

RIDING THE BLACK LAD. 
An account of an ancient usage still 
maintained under this name at Ashton- 
under-Lyne, will be found in the an- 
nexed letter. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Ashton-under-Lyne, March, 1826. 
Sir, 

A singular custom prevails at this town 
on Easter Monday. Every year on that day 
a rude figure of a man made of an old suit 
of clothes stuffed with rags, hay, &c. is 
carried OO a horse through all the streets. 

* Blount. 



The people who attend it call at everv 
public-house, for the purpose of begging 
liquor for its thirsty attendants, who are 
always numerous. During its progress 
the figure is shot at from all parts. When 
the journey is finished, it is tied to the 
market cross, and the shooting is conti- 
nued till it is set on fire, and falls to the 
ground. The populace then commence 
tearing the effigy in pieces, trampling it in 
mud and water, and throwing it in every 
direction. This riot and confusion are 
increased by help of a reservoir of water 
being let off, which runs down the streets, 
and not unfrequently persons obtain large 
quantities of hay, rags, &c. independent 
of that which falls from the effigy. The 
greatest heroes at this time are of 'the 
coarsest nature. 

The origin of this custom is of so an- 
cient a nature that it admits of no real 
explanation : some assert that it is intended 
as a mark of respect to an ancient family 
others deem it a disrespect. Dr. Hib- 
bert considers it to have the same mean- 
ing as the gool-riding in Scotland, estab- 
lished for the purpose of exterminating 
weed from corn, on pain of forfeiting a 
wether sheep for every stock of gool found 
growing in a farmer 'scorn. Gool is the 
yellow flower called the corn Marygold. 

It is further supposed, that this custom 
originated with one of the Assheton's, who 
possessed a considerable landed property 
in this part of Lancashire. He was vice- 
chancellor to Henry VI., who exercised 
great severity on his own lands, and esta- 
blished the gool or guld riding. He is 
said to have made his appearance on 
Easter Monday, clad in black armour, and 
on horseback, followed by a numerous 
train for the purpose of claiming the 
penalties arising from the neglect of 
farmers clearing their corn of the " carr 
gulds." The tenants looked upon this 
visit with horror, and tradition has still 
perpetuated the prayer that was offered 
for a deliverance from his power : 

" Sweet Jesu, for thy mercy's sake, 
And for thy bitter passion ; 

Save us from the axe of the Tower, 
And from Sir Ralph of Assheton. 

It is alleged that, on one of his visits on 
Easter Monday, he was shot as he was 
riding down the principal street, and that 
the tenants took no trouble to find out the 
murderer, but entered into a subscription, 
the interest of which was to make an effigy 
of disgrace to his memory. At the pre- 
sent day, however, the origin is never 






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thought of. The money is now derived 
from publicans whose interest it is to 
keep up the custom. An old steel helmet 
was used some years ago, but it is now no 
more; a tin one is used instead. 

This custom is applied to another pur- 
pose. The occupation of the last couple 
married in the old year are represented on 
the effigy. If a. tailor, the shears hang 
dangling by his side; if a draper, the 
cloth yard, and so on. The effigy then at 
the usual time visits the happy couple's 
door, and unless the bearers are fed in a 
handsome manner, the dividing gentle- 
men are not easily got rid of. Some 
authors state that it is the first couple in 
the new year; but this is incorrect, as there 
is always great pressing for marrying on 
new year's day, in order to be sufficiently 
early in the year. 

Such is the custom of Blake Lad Monday 
or Riding theBlack Lad, a custom which 
thousands annually witness, and numbers 
come from great distances to see. It is 
the most thronged, and the most foolish, 
day the Ashtonians can boast of. 

C. C G. M. R. C. S. E. 

It is observed by the historian of 
" Manchester and Salford," that the most 
prevalent of several traditions, as to the 
origin of this custom, is, that it is kept up 
to perpetuate the disgraceful actions of sir 
Ralph Ashton, who in the year 1483, as 
vice-constable of the kingdom, exercised 
great severity in this part of the country. 
From a sum issued out of the court to de- 
fray the expense of the effigy, and from a 
suit of armour, which till of late it usually 
rode in, together with other traditional 
particulars, there is another account of the 
custom. According to this, in the reign 
of Edward III., at the battle of Neville's 
Cross, near Durham, his queen, with the 
earl of Northumberland as general, gained 
a complete victory over the Scots, under 
David, king of Scotland, and in this battle 
one Thomas Ashton of Ashton-under- 
Lyne, of whom no other particulars are 
known, served in the queen's army, rode 
through the ranks of the enemy, and bore 
away the royal standard from the Scottish 
king's tent. For this act of heroism, Ed- 
ward III. knighted him; he became sir 
Thomas Ashton, of Ashton-under-Lyne; 
and to commemorate his valour, he insti- 
tuted the custom above described, and left 
ten shillings yearly (since reduced to five) 
to support it, with his own suit of black 



470 

velvet, and a coat of mail,ihe nelmet of 
which yet remains."* It will be observed 
in our correspondent's account, that the 
helmet has at last disappeared. 

"OLD VINEGAR," 

and 

" Hard Metal Spoons." 
William Conway, who cried " hard 
metal spoons to sell or change," is men- 
tioned by Mr. J.T.'Smith, as " a man 
whose cry is well-known to the inhabi- 
tants of London and its environs ;" but 
since Mr. Smith wrote, the " cry" of Con- 
way has ceased from the metropolis, and 
from the remembrance of all, save a few 
surviving observers of the manners in 
humble life that give character to the 
times. He is noticed here because he 
introduces another individual connected 
with the history of the season. Adopt- 
ing Mr. Smith's language, we must speak 
of Conway as though his " cry" were 
still with us. " This industrious man, 
who has eleven walks in and about Lon- 
don, never had a day's illness, nor has 
once slept out of his own bed ; and let 
the weather be what it may, he trudges 
on, and only takes his rest on Sundays. 
He walks, on an average, twenty-five miles 
a day ; and this he has done for nearly 
forty -four years. His shoes are made 
-rom old boots, and a pair will last him 
about six weeks. In his walks he has 
frequently found small pieces of money, 
out never more than a one pound note. 
He recollects a windmill standing near 
Moorfields, and well remembers Old 
Vinegar:^ Without this notice of Con- 
way, we should not have known " Old 
Vinegar," who made the rings for the 
boxers in Moorfields, beating the shins 
of the spectators, and who, after he had 
arranged the circle, would cry out " mind 
your pockets all round." He provided 
sticks for the cudgel players, whose 
sports commenced on Easter Monday. At 
that time the "Bridewell boys" joined 
in the pastime, and enlivened the day by 
their skill in athletic exercises. 



WETTING THE BLOCK. 

For the Every-Day Book. 

The first Monday in March beine the 

time when shoemakers in the country 

cease from working by candlelight, it 

* Aikin's Manchester. 

f Smith's Ancient Topography ?f tvondon, 
.815, 4to. 



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472 



used to be customary for them to meet 
together in the evening for the purpose 
of wetting the block. On these occasions 
Ihe master either provided a supper for 
bis men, or made them a present of 
money or drink ; the rest of the expense 
was defrayed by subscriptions among 
themselves, and sometimes by donations 
from customers. After the supper was 
ended, the block candlestick was placed 
in the midst, the shop candle was lighted, 
and all the glasses being filled, the oldest 
hand in the shop poured the contents of 
his glass over the candle to extinguish it : 
the rest then drank the contents of theirs 
standing, and gave three cheers. The 
meeting was usually kept to a late hour. 

This account of the custom is from 
personal observation, made many years 
ago, in various parts of Hampshire, Berk- 
shire, and the adjoining counties. It is 
now growing into disuse, which I think 
is not to be regretted ; for, as it is mostly 
a very drunken usage, the sooner it is 
sobered, or becomes altogether obsolete the 
better. 

A SHOEMAKER. 

N.B. In some places this custom took 
place on Easter Monday. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 45 32. 

jKarcft 28. 

EASTER TUESDAY. 

Formerly, " in the Easter holidays, 
was the Clarke's-ale for his private bene- 
fit, and the solace of the neighbourhood."* 
Our ancestors were abundant drinkers; 
they had their " bride-ales," church-ales," 
and other sort of ales, and their feats of 
potation were so great as to be surprising 
to their posterity ; the remainder of whom, 
in good time, shall be more generally in- 
formed of these regular drinking bouts. 
" Easter-ale" was not always over with 
Easter week. Excessive fasting begat 
excessive feasting, and there was no feast 
in old times without excessive drinking. 
A morning head-ache from the contents 
of the tankard was cured by " a hair of 
the same dog," a phrase well under- 
stood by hard -drinkers, signifying that 
madness from drinking was to be cured 
by the madness of drinking again. It is 
in common use with drinkers of punch. 



Aubrey. 



Some of the days in this month 3eem 

" For talking age and youthful lovers 
made." 

The genial breezes animate declining life, 
and waft " visions of glory" to those 
who are about to travel the journey ot 
existence on their own account. In the 
following lines, which, from the " Lady's 
Scrap Book," whence they were extracted, 
appear to have been communicated to her 
on this day, by a worthy old gentleman 
" of the old school/' there is a touch of 
satirical good humour, that may heighten 
cheerfulness. 

No FLATTERY 
From J. M Esq. 



To Miss H 



W- 



March 28, 1825. 

I never said thy face was fair, 
Thy cheeks with beauty glowing ; 

Nor whispered that thy woodland air 
With grace was overflowing. 

I never said thy teeth were white, 
In hue were snow excelling ; 

Nor called thine eye, so blue, so bright, 
Young Love's celestial dwelling. 

I never said thy voice so soft, 
Soft heart but ill concealing ; 

Nor praised thy sparkling glances oft, 
So well thy thoughts revealing. 

T never said thy taper form 

Was, Hannah, more than handsome ; 
Nor said thy heart, so young, so warm, 

Was worth a monarch's ransom. 

I never said to young or old 

I felt no joy without thee : 
jVo, Hannah, o, I never told 

A single lie about thee. 



NATURALISTS 7 CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . . 45 70. 



29. 



MARCH MORNINGS. 
For the Every-Day Book. 
There are frequently mornings in 
March, when a lover of nature may enjoy, 
in a stroll, sensations not to be exceeded, 
or, perhaps, equalled by any thing which 
the full glory of summer can awaken : 
mornings, which tempt us to cast the me- 
mory of winter, or the fear of its recur- 
rence out of our thoughts. The air is 
mild and balmy, with, now and then, a 






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474 



oool gush by no means unpleasant, but, 
on the contrary, contributing towards that 
cheering and peculiar feeling which we 
experience only in spring. The sky is 
clear, the sun flings abroad not only a 
gladdening splendour, but an almost sum- 
mer glow. The world seems suddenly 
aroused to hope and enjoyment. The 
fields are assuming a vernal greenness, 
the buds are swelling in the hedges, the 
banks are displaying amidst the brown 
remains of last year's vegetation, the 
luxuriant weeds of this. There are arums, 
ground-ivy, chervil, the glaucous leaves, 
and burnished flowers of the pilewort, 

" The first gilt thing, 
Which wears the trembling pearls of spring;" 

and many another fresh and early burst of 
greenery. All unexpectedly too, in some 
embowered lane, you are arrested by the 
delicious odour of violets thosp sweetest 
of Flora's children, which have urnished 
so many pretty allusions to the poets, and 
which are not yet exhausted; they are 
like true friends, we do not know half 
their sweetness till they have felt the sun- 
shine of our kindness ; and again, they 
are like the pleasures of our childhood, 
the earliest and the most beautiful. Now, 
however, they are to be seen in all their 
glory blue and white modestly peering 
through their thickly clustering leaves. 
The lark is carolling in the blue fields of 
air; the blackbird and thrush are again 
shouting and replying to each other from 
the tops of the highest trees. As you pass 
cottages, they have caught the happy in- 
fection. There are windows thrown open, 
and doors standing a-jar. The inhabitants 
are in their gardens, some cleaning away 
rubbish, some turning up the light and 
fresh-smelling soil amongst the tufts of 
snowdrops and rows of glowing yellow 
crocus? s, which every where abound ; and 
the children, ten to one, are busy peeping 
into the first bird's-nest of the season the 
hedge-sparrow's, with its four blue eggs, 
snugly, but unwisely, built in the pile of 
old pea-rods. 

In the fields the labourers are plashing 
and trimming the hedges, and in all 
directions are teams at plough. You 
smell the wholesome, and we may truly 
say, aromatic soil, as it is turned up to the 
sun, brown and rich, the whole country 
over It is delightful as you pass along 
dtep hollow lanes, or are hidden in 
copses, to hear the tinkling gears of the 
horses, and the clear voices of the lads 



calling to them. It is not less pleasant 
to catch the busy caw of the rookery, and 
the first meek cry of the young lambs. 
The hares are hopping about the fields, 
the excitement of the season overcoming 
their habitual timidity. The bees are re- 
velling in the yellow catkins of the sallow. 
The woods, though yet unadorned with 
their leafy garniture, are beautiful to 
look on. They seem flushed with life. 
Their boughs are of a clear and glossy 
lead colour, and the tree-tops are rich 
with the vigorous hues of brown, red, and 
purple ; and if you plunge into their soli- 
tudes, there are symptoms of revivifica- 
tion under your feet, the springing mer- 
cury, and green blades of the blue-bells 
and perhaps, above you, the early nest of 
the missel-thrush perched between the 
boughs of a young oak, to tinge your 
thoughts with the anticipation of summer. 

These are mornings not to be neglected 
by the lover of nature ; and if not neg- 
lected, then, not to be forgotten, for they 
will stir the springs of memory, and make 
us live over again times and seasons, in 
which we cannot, for the pleasure and the 
purity of our spirits, live too much. 

Nottingham. W. H. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 45 12. 



so. 

KITTY FISHER. 

On the 30th of March, 1 759, this cele- 
brated female issued a singular advertise- 
ment through the " Public Advertiser^ 
which shows her sensitiveness to public 
opinion. She afterwards became duchess 
of Bolton. 

TO ERR is a blemish entailed upon 
mortality, and indiscretion sel- 
dom or never escapes without censure, 
the more heavy, as the character is 
more remarkable ; and doubled, nay 
trebled, by the world, if that character is 
marked by success : then malice shoots 
against it all her stings, and the snakes of 
envy are let loose. To the humane and 
generous heart then must the injured ap- 
peal, and certain relief will be found ir. 
impartial honour. Miss Fisher is forced 
to sue to that jurisdiction to protect her 
from the baseness of little scribblers, and 
scurvy malevolence. She has been abused 



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in public papers, exposed in print shops, 
and, to wind up the whole, some wretches, 
mean, ignorant, and renal, would impose 
upon the public by daring to publish her 
memoirs. She hopes to prevent the suc- 
cess of their endeavours, by declaring 
that nothing of that sort has the slightest 
foundation in truth. 

C. FISHER. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 44 67. 



31. 



JOHN HAMPDEN. 

This celebrated man wrote a letter to 
sir John Elliott, on this day, in the year 
1631, which is deposited in the British 



Museum.* At its date, which was long 
before " the troubles of England," where- 
in he bore a distinguished part, it 
appears that he was absorbed by 
constant avocation, and attention to the 
business of others. The letter has been 
obligingly transcribed and communicated 
by our kind correspondent, T. A. It is 
curious from its style and sentiments, 
and is here printed, because it has not 
before been published. The commencing 
and concluding words are g.'ven /ac- 
sinrile, from the original. It is addressed 
thus, 

To my honoured and 

deare friend Sr. 

JOHN ELLIOTT at 

his lodging in 

the Toiver. 

Addit. MSS. 5016. 




Tis well for mee that letters cannot blush, else you would easily reade mee guilty. 
I am ashamed of so long a silence and know not how to excuse it, for as nothing 
but businesse can speake for mee, of w cb kinde I have many advocates, so can I not 
tell how to call any businesse greater than holding an affectionate correspondence 
with so excellent a friend. My only confidence is I pleade at a barr of loue, where 
absolutions are much more frequent then censures. Sure I ame that conscience of 
neglect doth not accuse mee ; though euidence of fact doth. I would add more but 
y a entertainment of a straunger friend calls upon mee, and one other unsuitable 
occasion hold mee excused : therefore, deare friend, and if you vouchsafe mee a 
letter, lett mee begg of you to teach mee some thrift of time ; that I may imploy 
more in yo* service who will ever bee 




Hampd. 
March 31, 
163t. 



Command my service to 
y souldierif not gone 
to his colours. 






THE SUN IN MARCH. 
We may now see the great luminary 



at half-past five in the morning if " we 
shake off dull sloth," and set our faces 



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to be greeted by his, at his rising, in the 
open air. Lying a bed is a sad destroyer 
of health, and getting up early a vast im- 
prover of time. It is an old and a true 
saying, that "an hour in the morning 
before breakfast, is worth two all the rest 
of the day." 

In "The Examiner" of the 31 st of March, 
1822, there is the following pleasant little 
story. 

THE WONDERFUL PHYSICIAN. 
One morning at daybreak a father came 
into his son's bedchamber, and told him 
that a wonderful stranger was to be seen. 
" You are sick," said he, " and fond of 
great shows. Here are no quack-doctors 
now, nor keeping of beds. A remarkable 
being is announced all over the town, 
who not only heals the sick, but makes 
the very grass grow ; and what is more, 
he is to rise out of the sea." The boy, 
though he was of a lazy habit, and did 
not like to be waked, jumped up at hear- 
ing of such an extraordinary exhibition, 
and hastened with his father to the door 
of the house, which stood upon the sea- 
shore. " There," said the father, pointing 
to the sun, which at that moment sprung 
out of the ocean like a golden world, 
" there, foolish boy, you who get me so 
many expenses with your lazy diseases, 
and yourself into so many troubles, 
behold at last a remedy, cheap, certain, 
and delightful. Behold at last a physi- 
cian, who has only to look in your face 
every morning at this same hour, and you 
will be surely well." 



PROVINCIAL MEDICAL PRACTICE. 

Country people who are unusually 
plain in notion, and straight forward in 
conduct, frequently commit the care of 
their health to 'very odd sort of practi- 
tioners. 

A late celebrated empiric, in York- 
shire, called the Whitworth Doctor, was 
of so great fame as to have the honour of 
attending the brother of lord Thurlow. 
The name of this doctor was Taylor: 
he and his brother were farriers by pro- 
fession, and to the last, if both a two- 
legged and a four-legged patient were 
presented at the same time, the doctor 
always preferred the four-legged one. 
Their practice was immense, as may be 
well imagined from the orders they gave 
the druggist ; they dealt principally w.itn 



Ewbank and Wallis, of York, and a ton 
of Glauber's salt, with other articles in 
proportion, was their usual order. On a 
Sunday morning the doctors used to bleed 
gratis. The patients, often to the number 
of an hundred, were seated on benches 
round a room, where troughs were placed 
to receive the blood. One of the doctors 
then went and tied up the arm of each 
patient, and was immediately followed by 
the other who opened the vein. Such a 
scene is easier conceived than described. 
From their medical practice, the nice 
formality of scales and weights was ba- 
nished ; all was " rule of thumb" An 
example of their practice may elucidate 
their claim to celebrity : being sent for to 
a patient who was in the last stage of a 
consumption, the learned doctor prescribed 
a leg of mutton to be boiled secundum 
artem, into very strong broth, a quart of 
which was to be taken at proper inter- 
vals : what might have been its success 
is not to be related, as the patient died 
before the first dose was got down. As 
bone-setters they were remarkably skilful, 
and, perhaps, to their real merit in this, 
and the cheapness of their medicines, they 
were indebted for their great local fame. 



The "Public Ledger" of the 31st oi 
March, 1 825, contains 

A crooked Coincidence. 
A pamphlet published in the year 
1703, has the following strange title: 
" The deformity of sin cured, a sermon, 
preached at St. Michael's, Crooked Lane, 
before the Prince of Orange ; by the Rev. 
James Crookshanks. Sold by Matthew 
Dowton, at the Crooked Billet, near 
Cripplegate, and by all other Booksel- 
lers." The words of the text are, " Every 
crooked path shall be made straight.'* 
The Prince before whom it was preached 
was deformed in his person. 

A SEASONABLE EPITAPH 

on the late 
J. C. MARCH, Esq. 

Death seemed so envious of my clay, 
He bade me march and marched away ; 
Now underneath the vaulted arch, 
My corpse must change to dust and March, 
J.R. P. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 44 22. 



479 



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430 




APRIL. 

On April, in old kalendars, is drawn 

A gallant hawker, pacing on a lawn, 

Holding a bell'd and hooded fowl of prey, 

Ready to loose him in the airy way. 

For daily, now, descends the solar beam, 

And the warm earth seems in a waking dream ; 

Insects creep out, leaves burst, and flowers rise, 

And birds enchant the woods, and wing the skies ; 

Each sentient being a new sense receives, 

And eloquently looks, to each, it lives. 



The name of this month is before ob- 
served to have been derived from the verb 
aperire* which signifies to open, because 

""" * Vol. i. p, 407 t 



seeds germinate, and at this season 
flowers begin to blow; yet Macrobius 
affirms that it is derived from a Greek 
word signifying avhrilis, or descended 



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THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. APRIL. 



from Venus, or, born of the scum of the 
sea, because Romulus dedicated the month 
to Venus. This may be the real deriva- 
tion ; the former is the most natural. 



as many different colours. It is this, and 
the budding forth of every living mem- 
ber of the vegetable world, after its long 
winter death, that in fact constitutes the 
spring ; and the sight of which affects us ifi 

April," says the author of the Mirror ** manner } doe f> from various causes 
^M n^,"isspring-theonlyspring chiefly _^oral and associated ones; but 



ofth . 

month that we possess the most juvenile 
of the months, and the most feminine 
the sweetest month of all the year; partly 
because it ushers in the May, and partly 
for its own sake, so far as any^ thing can 
be valuable without reference to any 
thing else. It is, to May and June, 
what 'sweet fifteen,' in the age of 
woman, is to passion-striken eighteen, 
and perfect two-and-twenty. It is 



one of which is unquestionably physical : 
I mean the sight of so much tender green 
after the eye has been condemned to look 
for months and months on the mere nega- 
tion of all colour, which prevails in winter 
in our climate. The eye feels cheered 
cherished, and regaled by this colour, as 
the tongue does by a quick and pleasant 
taste, after having long palated nothing 
but tasteless and insipid things. This is 
the principal charm of spring, no doubt. 



worth two Mays, because it tells tales of e P r " 

May in every sigh that it breathes, and But another and one that is scarcely 

. * ,. -. , i-. .1 t cornnH tr\ true 10 t 



every tear that it lets fall. It is the har- 
binger, the herald, the promise, the pro- 
pnecy, the foretaste of all the beauties 
that are to follow it of all, and more 
of all the delights of summer, and all the 
' pride, pomp, and circumstance of glo- 
rious autumn.' It is fraught with beau- 
ties that no other month can bring before 
us, and 

' It bears a glass which shows us many more.' 
Its life is one sweet alternation of smiles 
and sighs am! tears, and tears and sighs 
and smiles, till it is consummated at last 
in the open laughter of May." 

By the same hand we are directed to 
observe, "what a sweet flush of new 
green has started up to the face of this 
meadow ! Arid the new-born daisies 
that stud it here and there, give it the 
look of an emerald sky, powdered with 
snowy stars. In making our way to 
yonder hedgerow, which divides the 
meadow from the little copse that lines one 
side of it, let us not take the shortest way, 
but keep religiously to the little footpath ; 
for the young grass is as yet too tender 
to bear being trod upon ; and the young 
lambs themselves, while they go cropping 
its crisp points, let the sweet daisies 
alone, as if they loved to look upon a 
sight as pretty and as innocent as them- 
selves." It is further remarked that 
* the great charm of this month, both in 
the open country and the garden, is un- 
doubtedly the infinite green which per- 
vades it every where, and which we had 
best gaze our fill at while we may, as it 
lasts but a little while, changing in a 
few weeks into an endless variety of 
shades and tints, that are equivalent to 
VOL. II. 68. 



second to this, is, the bright flush of 
blossoms that prevails over and almost 
hides every thing else in the fruit-garden 
and orchard. What exquisite differences 
and distinctions and resemblances there 
are between all the various blossoms of 
the fruit-trees ; and no less in their 
general effect than in their separate de- 
tails ! The almond-blossom, which comes 
first of all, and while the tree is quite bare 
of leaves, is of a bright blush-rose colour; 
and when they are fully blown, the tree, 
if it has been kept to a compact head, 
instead of being permitted to straggle, 
looks like one huge rose, magnified by 
some fairy magic, to deck the bosom of 
some fair giantess. The various kinds of 
plum follow, the blossoms of which are 
snow-white, and as full and clustering as 
those of the almond. The peach and 
nectarine, which are now full blown, are 
unlike either of the above; and their 
sweet effect, as if growing out of the hard 
bare wall, or the rough wooden paling, is 
peculiarly pretty. They are of a deep 
blush colour, and of a delicate bell shape, 
the lips, however, divided, and turning 
backward, to expose the interior to the 
cherishing sun. But perhaps the bloom 
that is richest and most promising in its 
general appearance is that of the cherry, 
clasping its white honours all round the 
long straight branches, from heel to point, 
and not letting a leaf or a bit of stem be 
seen, except the three or four leaves that 
come as a green finish at the extremity of 
each branch. The other blossoms, of the 
pears, and (loveliest of all) the apples, do 
not come in perfection till next month/' 



4S3 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. APRIL. 484 

,, T site description and just application. The 
writers have traversed " woods and wilds, 

The beauties of the seasons are a con- and fields, and lanes, with a curious and 
stant theme with their discoverers the delighted eye," and " written not for the 
poets. Spring, as the reproductive source sake of writing," but for the indulgence 
of" light and life and love," has the pre- of their overflowing feelings. They are 
eminence with these children of nature. " members of the Society of Friends," 
The authors of " The Forest Minstrel and and those who are accustomed to regard 
other poems," William and Mary Howitt, individuals of that community as neces- 
have high claims upon reflective and ima- sarily incapable of poetical impression, 
ginative minds, in return for the truth and will be pleased by reading from Mr. 
beauty contained in an elegant volume, Hewitt's " Epistle Dedicatory" what he 
which cultivates the moral sense, and says of his own verses, and of his help- 
infuses a devotional spirit, through exqui- mate in the v/ork: 

And now 'tis spring, and bards are gathering flowers ; 

So I have cull'd you these, and with them sent 
The gleanings of a nymph whom some few hours 

Ago I met with some few years I meant 
Gathering " true-love" amongst the wild-wood bowers ; 

You'll find some buds all with this posy blent, 
If that ye know them, which some lady fair 
Viewing, may haply prize, for they are wond'rous rare. 

Artists have seldom represented friends fashion, which marks the wearer as re- 

" of the Society of Friends," with markably formal ; while the young females 

poetical feeling. Mr. Howitt's sketch of of the society, still preserving the distinc- 

nimself, and her whom he found gathering tion prescribed by discipline, dress more 

" true-love," though they were not clad attractively, to the cultivated eye. than a 

perhaps " as worldlings are," would in- multitude of the sex who study variety of 

spire a painter, whose art could be roused costume. Such lovers, pictured as they 

by the pen, to a charming picture of are imagined from Mr. Hewitt's lines, 

youthful affection. The habit of some of would grace a landscape, enfoliated from 

'he young men, in the peaceable comrau- other stanzas in the same poem, which 

nity, maintains its character, without that raise the fondest recollections of the plea* 

extremity of the fashion of being out of sures of boyhood in spring. 

Then did I gather, with a keen delight, 

All changes of the seasons, and their signs : 
Then did I speed forth, at the first glad sight 

Of the coy spring of spring that archly shines 
Out for a day then goes and then more bright 

Comes laughing forth, like a gay lass that lines 
A dark lash with a ray that beams and burns, 
And scatters hopes and doubts, and smiles and frowns, by turns. 

On a sweet, shining morning thus sent out, 

It seem'd what man was made for, to look round 
And trace the full brook, that, with clamorous route, 

O'er fallen trees, and roots black curling, wound 
Through glens, with wild brakes scattered all about ; 

Where not a leaf or green blade yet was found 
Springing to hide the red fern of last year, 
And hemlocVs broken stems, and rustling rank grass sere, 

But hazel catkins, and the bursting buds 

Of the fresh willow, whispered " spring is coming ;" 
And bullfinches forth flitting from the woods, 

With their rich silver voices j and the humming 






485 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. APRIL 1. 486 

Of a new waken'd bee that pass'd ; and the broods 

Of ever dancing gnats, again consuming, 
In pleasant sun-light, their re-given time ; 
And the germs swelling in the red shoots of the lime. 

All these were tell-tales of far brighter hours, 

That had been, and again were on their way ; 
The breaking forth of green things, and of flowers, 

From the earth's oreast ; from bank and quickening spray 
Dews, buds, and blossoms ; and in woodland bowers, 

Fragrant and fresh, full many a sweet bird's lay, 
Sending abroad, from the exultant spring, 
To every living heart a gladsome welcoming. Howitt. 



^P' 409 ') tnere * s an account of the sin- 

, gular usage of fool-making to-day, which 

ALL *OOLS DAY. may De f urt h e r illustrated by a few lines 

In the first volume of the present work, from an almanac of 1 760 : 

The first of April, some do say, 

Is set apart for All Fool's-day ; 

But why the people call it so, 

Nor I, nor they themselves, do know. 

But on this day are people sent 

On purpose for pure merriment; 

And though the day is known before, 

Yet frequently there is great store 

Of these forgetfuls to be found, 

Who're sent to fiance Moll Dixon's round j 

And having tried each shop and stall, 

And disappointed at them all, 

At last some tell them of the cheat, 

And then they hurry from the street, 

And straightway home with shame they run, 

And others laugh at what is done. 

But 'tis a thing to be disputed, 

Which is the greatest fool reputed, 

The man that innocently went, 

Or he that him designedly sent. Poor Robin. 



The custom of making April fools pre- vessel carried to receive the pease was not 

vails all over the continent. A lady relates thrown at the head of the bearer. 

that the day is further marked in Provence ' 

by every body, both rich and poor, having There is an amusing anecdote connected 
for dinner, under some form or other, a with the church of the convent of the 
sort of peas peculiar to the country, Chartreux, at Provence. It was dedicat- 
called pot* chiches. While the convent ed to St. John, and over the portico were 
of the Chartreux was standing, it was one colossal statues of the four evangelists, 
of the great jokes of the day to send which have been thrown down and bioken 
novices thither to ask for these peas, to pieces, and the fragments lie scattered 
telling them that the fathers were obliged about. The first time Miss Plumptre 
to give them away to any body who with her party visited this spot, they 
vould come for them. So many applica- found an old woman upon her knees 
tions were in consequence made in the before a block of stone, muttering some- 
course of the day for the promised bounty, thing to herself: when she arose up, 
.hat the patience of the monks was at last curiosity led them to inquire, whether 
usually exhausted, and it was well if the there was any thing particular in . that 



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488 



tone ; to which she replied with a deep 
sigh, Ah oui, Jest nn morceau de Saint 
Jean, "Ah yes, 'tis a piece of Saint 
John." The old lady seemed to think 
that the saint's intercession in her behalf, 
mutilated as he was, might still be of 
some avail. 



In Xylander's Plutarch there is a 
passage in Greek, relative to the " Feast 
of Fools," celebrated by the Romans, to 
this effect, " Why do they call the Quiri- 
nalia the Feast of Fools ? Either, because 
they allowed this day (as Juba tells us) to 
those who could not ascertain their own 
tribes, or because they permitted those 
who had missed the celebration of the 
Fornacalia in their proper tribes, along 
with the rest of the people, either out of 
negligence, absence, or ignorance, to hold 
their festival apart on this day." 

The Romans on the first day of April 
abstained from pleading causes, and the 
Roman ladies performed ablutions under 
myrtle trees, crowned themselves with its 
leaves, and offered sacrifices to Venus. 
This custom originated in a mythological 
story, that as Venus was drying her wet- 
ted hair by a river side, she was perceived 
by satyrs, whose gaze confused her : 

But soon with myrtles she her beauties 

veiled, 
From whence this annual custom was en- 

tail'd. 

Ovid. 



NEWCASTLE. 
Extract from the Common Council Book. 

" April 1, 1695. All-Saints' parish 
humbly request the metal of the statue, 
towards the repair of their bells." 

This refers to a statue of James II." 
pulled down from the Exchange in con- 
sequence of lord Lumley having entered 
tho town and declared foi a free parlia- 
ment. It was an equestrian figure in 
copper, of the size of Charles I. at Char- 
ing-cross. The mob demolished the 
statue, dragged it to the quay, and cast it 
into the ri ver. As the parish of All-Saints 
uesired to turn the deposit to some ac- 
count, the parish of St. Andrews peti- 
tioned for a share of the spoil, and it 
appears by the subjoined extract from the 
council books, that each was accommo- 
Jated. 



" Ordered that All-Saints have the 
metal belonging to the horse of the said 
statue, except a leg thereof, which must 
go towards the casting of a new bell for 
St. Andrew's parish." 

A print of the statue was published 
" on two large sheets of Genoa paper," 
price 5*. by Joseph Barber of Newcastle. 
There is an engraving from it in " Local 
Records, by John Sykes, bookseller, 
Newcastle, 1824," a book which consists 
of a chronological arrangement of curious 
and interesting facts, and events, that have 
occurred exclusively in the counties of 
Durham and Northumberland, Newcastle- 
upon-Tyne, and Berwick, with an obituary 
and anecdotes of remarkable persons. 
The present notice is taken from Mr. 
Sykes s work. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 44 17. 



CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 2d of April 1755, Severndroog 
castle, on the coast of Malabar, belonging 
to Angria, a celebrated pirate, was taken 
by commodore James. His relict, to 
commemorate her husband's heroism, and 
to testify her affectionate respect to his me- 
mory, erected a tower of the same name 
on Shooters-hill, near Blackheath, where 
it is a distinguished land-mark at an 
immense distance to the circumjacent 
country. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 44 37. 

SIGNS OF THF SEASONS. 
It is noticed on this day in the " Peren- 
nial Calendar," that the birds are now 
arriving daily, and forming arrangements 
for the hatching and nurture of their 
future young. The different sorts of 
nests of each species, adapted to the 
wants of each, and springing out of their 
respective instincts, combined with the 
propensity to construct, would form a 
curious subject of research for the natural 
historian. Every part of the world fur- 
nishes materials for the aerial architects : 
leaves and small twigs, roots and dried 
grass, mixed with clay, serve for the ex- 



489 THE EVEIIY-DAY BOOK. APRIL 3. 490 

ternal ; whilst moss, wool, fine hair, and form the warm internal part ;of these 
the softest animal and vegetable downs, commodious dwellings : 

Of vernal songsters some to the holly hedge, 

Nestling, repair, and to the thicket some ; 

Some to the rude protection of the thorn 

Commit their feeble offspring : the cleft tree 

Offers its kind concealment to a few, 

Their food its insects, and its moss their nests : 

Others apart, far in the grassy dale 

Or roughening waste, their humble texture weave : 

But most in woodland solitudes delight, 

In unfrequented glooms or shaggy banks, 

Steep, and divided by a babbling brook, 

Whose murmurs soothe them all the livelong day, 

When by kind duty fixed. Among the roots 

Of hazel, pendent o'er the plaintive stream, 

They frame the first foundation of their domes, 

Dry sprigs of trees, in artful fabric laid, 

And bound with clay together. Now 'tis naught 

But restless hurry through the busy air, 

Beat by unnumbered wings. The swallow sweeps 

The slimy pool, to build the hanging house 

Intent : and often from the careless back 

Of herds and flocks a thousand tugging bills 

Pluck hair and wool ; and oft, when unobserved, 

Steal from the barn a straw; till soft and warm, 

Clean and complete, their habitation grows. Thornton. 

The cavern-loving wren sequestered seeks 

The verdant shelter of the hollow stump, 

And with congenial moss, harmless deceit, 

Constructs a safe abode. On topmost boughs 

The glossy raven, and the hoarsevoiced crow, 

Rocked by the storm, erect their airy nests. 

The ousel, lone frequenter of the grove 

Of fragrant pines, in solemn depth of shade 

Finds rest; or 'mid the holly's shining leaves, 

A simple bush the piping thrush contents, 

Though in the woodland concert he aloft 

Trills from his spotted throat a powerful strain, 

And scorns the humbler quire. The lark too asks 

A lowly dwelling, hid beneath a tur/, 

Or hollow, trodden by the sinking hoof; 

Songster of heaven ! who to the sun such lays 

Pours forth, as earth ne'er owns. Within the hedge 

The sparrow lays her skystained eggs. The barn, 

With eaves o'erpendant, holds the chattering tribe : 

Secret the linnet seeks the tangled copse : 

The white owl seeks some antique ruined wall, 

Fearless of rapine ; or in hollow trees, 

Which age has caverned, safely courts repose : 

The thievish pie, in twofold colours clad, 

Roofs o'er her curious nest with firmwreathed twigs, 

And sidelong forms her cautious door ; she dreads 

The taloned kite, or pouncing hawk ; savage 

Herself, with craft suspicion ever dwells. Bullnka. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR 
Mean Temperature ... 43 37. 



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492 



t'l 4. 



CHEAP WEATHER GUIDE. 

To the Editor of the Every- Day Book. 
Cornhill, March, 1826, 

Sir, The following observations on the 
leechworm were made by a gentleman 
who kept one several years for the pur- 
pose of a weather-glass : 

A phial of water, containing a leech, 
I kept on the frame of my lower sash 
window, so that when I looked in the 
morning I could know what would be the 
weather of the following day. If the 
weather proves serene and beautiful, the 
leech lies motionless at the bottom of the 
glass, and rolled together in a spiral 
form. 

If it rains, either before or after noon, 
it is found crept up to the top of its 
lodging, and there it remains till the 
weather is settled. If we are to have 
wind, the poor prisoner gallops through 
its limped habitation with amazing swift- 
ness, and seldom rests till it begins to 
blow hard. 

If a storm of thunder and rain is to 
succeed, for some days before it lodges, 
almost continually, without the water, 
and discovers very great uneasiness in 
violent throes and convulsions. 

In the frost, as in clear summer wea- 
ther, it lies constantly at the bottom ; 
and in snow, as in rainy weather, it 
pitches its dwelling upon the very mouth 
of the phial. 

What reasons may be assigned for 
these circumstances I must leave philo- 
sophers to determine, though one thing is 
evident to every body, that it must be 
affected in the same way as that of the 
mercury and spirits in the weather-glass. 
It has, doubtless, a very surprising sensa- 
tion ; for the change of weather, even 
days before, makes a visible alteration 
upon its manner of living. 

Perhaps it may not be amiss to note, 
that the leech was kept in a common 
eight-ounce phial glass, about three- 
quarters filled with water, and covered on 
the mouth with a piece of linen rag. In 
the summer the water is changed once a 
a week, and in the winter once a fort- 
night. This is a weather-glass which 
may be purchased at a very trifling ex- 
pense, and which will last 1 do not know 
how many years. 

I am, &c 

J. F. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 44 82. 



5. 



SWALLOWS IN 1826. 
Our friend J. H. H. whose letter on wild- 
fowl shooting, from Abbeville, is in vol. i. 
p. 1575, with another on lark shooting 
in France in the present volume, p. 91, 
writes from Southover, near Lewes, in 
Sussex, on this day, 1826, "How de- 
lightful the country looks ! I shall leave 
you to imagine two swallows, the first I 
have seen, now preening themselves on 
the barn opposite, heartily glad that their 
long journey is at an end." The birds* 
come to us this year very early. 



Pump with two Spouts. 

In a letter of the 5th of April, 1808, 
to Dr. Aikin, inserted in his " Athe- 
naeum," Mr. Roots says, " In the year 
1801, being on a tour through the High- 
lands of Scotland, I visited the beautiful 
city of Glasgow, and in passing one of 
the principal streets in the neighbourhood 
of the Tron church, I observed about 
five-and-twenty or thirty people, chiefly 
females, assembled round a large public 
pump, waiting their separate turns for 
water ; and although the pump had two 
spouts for the evacuation of the water 
behind and before, I took notice that one 
of the spouts was carefully plugged up, 
no one attempting to fill his vessel from 
that source, whilst each was waiting till 
the rest were served, sooner than draw 
the water from the spout in question. 
On inquiry into the cause of this pro- 
ceeding, I was informed by an intelligent 
gentleman residing in the neighbourhood, 
that though one and the same handle 
produced the same water from the same 
well through either of the spouts, yet the 
populace, and even better informed peo- 
ple, had for a number of years conceived 
an idea, which had been handed down 
from father to son, that the water when 
drawn from the hindermost spout would 
be of an unhtcky and poisonous nature; 
and this vulgar prejudice is from time to 
time kept afloat, inasmuch, as by its being 
never used, a kind of dusty fur at length 
collects, and the water, when suffered 
from curiosity to pass through, at first 
runs foul ; and this tends to carry con- 
viction still further to these ignorant peo- 
ple, who with the most solemn assnrancei 



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494 



informed me, it was certain death to 
taste of the water so drawn, and no argu- 
ment could divest them of their supersti- 
tious conceit, though the well had been 
repeatedly cleaned out, before them, by 
order of the magistrates, and the internal 
mechanism of the pump explained. We 
need not be surprised at the bigotted 
ignorance of the ruder ages, either in 
this country or in less civilized regions, 
when we witness facts so grossly supersti- 
tious obtaining in our own time." 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 45 67. 



SPRING. 

This period of the year is so awakening 
to intellectual powers, that for a few days 
some matters of fact are occasionally 
deferred in favour of imaginative and 
descriptive effusions occasioned by the 
season. 



THE POET'S PEN. 
(From the Greek of Menecrates.) 

I was an useless reed; no cluster hung 

My brow with purple grapes, no blossom flung 

The coronet of crimson on my stem ; 

No apple blushed upon me, nor (the gem 

Of flowers) the violet strewed the yellow heath 

Around my feet, nor Jessamine's sweet wreath 

Robed me in silver : day and night I pined 

On the lone moor, and shiver'd in the wind. 

At length a poet found me. From my side 

He smoothed the pale and withered leaves, and dyed 

My lips in Helicon. From that high hour 

I SPOKE ! My words were flame and living power, 

All the wide wonders of the earth were mine, 

Far as the surges roll, or sunbeams shine ; 

Deep as earth's bosom hides the emerald ; 

High as the hills with thunder clouds are pall'd. 

And there was sweetness round me, that the dew 

Had never wet so sweet on violet's blue. 

To me the mighty sceptre was a wand, 

The roar of nations peal'd at my command ; 

To me the dungeon, sword, and scourge were vain, 

I smote the smiter, and I broke the chain; 




Stars, temples, thrones, and gods infinity. 



Pulci 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 46 84. 



SAINTS. 

Our old acquaintance with the saints is 
not broken : but they are sad intruders on 
the beauties of the world, and we part 
from them, for a little while, after the an- 
lexed communication of an attempt to 
aonour them 



SERMON AT ST. ANDREW'S. 
For the Every-Day Book. 

The following anecdote, under the ar- 
ticle " Black Friars," in Brand's " History 
of Newcastle-upon-Tyne," as a specimen 
of the extreme perversion of mind in the 
Romish clergy of former times, is curious, 
and may amuse your readers as much as 
it has me. 



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496 



Richard Marshall, who had been one of 
the brethren, and also prior of the house, 
in the year 1521, at St. Andrew's, Scot- 
land, informed his audience there, that 
Pater noster should be addressed to God 
and not to the saints. The doctors of St. 
Andrew's, in their great wisdom, or rather 
craftiness, appointed a preacher to oppose 
this tenet, which he did in a sermon from 
Matt. v. 3. " Blessed are the poor in 
spirit." " Seeing," says he, " we say 
good day, father, to any old man in the 
street, we may call a saint, pater, who is 
older than any alive : and seeing they are 
in heaven, we may say to any of them, 
* hallowed be thy name ;' arid since they 
are in the kingdom of heaven, we may say 
to any of them ' thy kingdom come :' and 
seeing their will is God's will, we may 
say, thy ivill be done,' " &c. When 
the friar was proceeding further, he was 
hissed and even obliged to leave the city. 
Yet we are told, the dispute continued 
among the doctors about the pater. Some 
would have it said to God formaliter, to 
the saints materialiter ; others, to God 
principaliter, to the saints minus princi- 
paliter ; or primario to God, secundario 
to the saints ; or to God stride, and to 
the saints late. With all these distinc- 
tions they could not agree. It is said, 
that Tom, who was servant to the sub- 
prior of St Andrew's, one day perceiving 
his master in trouble, said to him, u Sir, 
what is the cause of your trouble ?" The 
master answered, " We cannot agree 
about the saying of the pater.' 1 The fel- 
low replied, " To whom should it be said 
but to God alone?" The master asks, 



" What then shall we do with the saints?" 
To which Tom rejoined, " Give them 
ave's and crede's enough, that may suf- 
fice them, and too well too." The readers 
of the Every-Day Book will probably 
think that Tom was wiser or honester 
than his master. J. F. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 47 10. 



8. 

FLOWERS. 

On this day in the " Perennial Calen- 
dar," Dr. Forster observes, that it may 
be proper to notice the general appear- 
ance of the wild and less cultivated parts 
of nature at this time. In the fields, the 
bulbous crowfoot, ranunculus bulbosus, 
begins to blow. Daisies become pretty 
common, and dandelions are seen here 
and there by road sides, and in fields, on 
a warm soil, are pretty abundant. The 
pilewort, ficaria verna, still decorates the 
thickets and shady green banks with its 
bright yellow stars of gold. It may be 
observed generally, that the flowers found 
at this time belong to the primaveral 
Flora ; those of the vernal being as yet 
undeveloped. By the sides of rivers, 
streams, and ponds, along the wet mar- 
gins of ditches, and in moist meadows, 
and marshes, grows the marsh marigold, 
caltha palustris, whose golden yellow 
flowers have a brilliant effect at a small 
distance. 



to 

Prolific gales 

Warm the soft air, and animate the vales. 
W^oven with flowers and shrubs, and freshest green, 
Thrown with wild boldness o'er the lovely scene 
A brilliant carpet, of unnumbered dyes, 
With sweet variety enchants the eyes. 
Thick are the trees with leaves ; in every grove 
The feathered minstrels tune their throats to love. 

Kleitt. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 



DOMESTIC ANTIQUITIES, 

and a 

LETTER OF LORD THURLOW'S. 
A gentleman indulges the editor with 
the following account of a singular house- 
hold utensil, and a drawing of it, from 
whence a correct engraving has been 
made ; together with a letter from the 
late lord chancellor Thurlow, which from 
his distinguished hand on a singular oc- 
currence, merits preservation. 



Aprit 3,1826. 
Sir, I shall be happy to communi- 
cate any thing in my power, connected 
with antiquities to the Every-Day Book, 
which I have taken from the beginning 
and been highly pleased with ; and, first, 
I send you a drawing for insertion, if yoa 
think it worthy, of a carving, in my pos> 
session, on an ancient oak board, two 
feet in diameter, 






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ancient Cartons. 

It represents the letters 3f |) * in the centre, surrounded by this legend, viz. 

*' An harte that is wyse wyll obstine from 
rinnes andincreas in the workes of God." 



As this legend reads backward, and all 
the carving is incuse, it was evidently in- 
tended to give impression to something ; 
I imagine pastry. 

An original letter is now before me, 
from lord chancellor Thurlow, to a 
Norfolk farmer, who had sent him a 
hare, and two and a half brace of par- 
tridges, enclosed in a large turnip of his 
own growth. The farmer had not any 
personal knowledge of his lordship, but, 
being aware he was a Norfolk man, he 
rightly conceived that his present would 
be looked upon with more interest on 
that account. The following is a copy 
of the chancellor's letter: 



Bath, Dec. 31, 1778. 
Sir, I beg you will accept of my best 
thanks for you* agreeable present. It 
gave me additional satisfaction to be so 
remembered in my native country; to 
which I, in particular, owe every sort 
of respect, and all the world agrees to 
admire for superiority in husbandry. 
I am, Sir, 

Your most obliged 
And obedient servant, 

THURLOW. 

Having transcribed his lordship's an- 
swer, you are at liberty to do with that, 
and the drawing of my carving, as you 
please ; with this " special observance/' 



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that you do not insert my name, which, 
nevertheless, for your satisfaction, I sub- 
scribe, with my abode. 

Believe me, Sir, &c. 

ETA. 

\* The editor is gratified by the con- 
fidence reposed in him by the gentleman 
who wrote the preceding letter. He takes 
this opportunity of acknowledging similar 
marks of confidence, and reiterates the 
assurance, that such wishes will be always 
scrupulously observed. 

It is respectfully observed to possessors 
of curiosities of any kind, whether ancient 
or modern, that if correct drawings of 
them be sent they shall be faithfully en- 
graven and inserted, with the descriptive 
accounts. 

The gradual disappearance of many 
singular traces of our ancestors, renders it 
necessary to call attention to the subject. 
4< Apostle Spoons," of which there is an 
engraving in vol. i. p. 178, have been 
dropping for the last thirty years into the 
refiner's melting-pot, till sets of them are 
not to be purchased, or even seen, except 
in cabinets. Any thing of interest re- 
specting domestic manners, habits, or 
customs, of old times, is coveted by the 
editor for the purpose of recording and 
handing them down to posterity. 

NATURALISTS* CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 46 72. 



AN APRIL DAY. 

Some verses in the " Widow's Tale, 
are beautifully descriptive of the season. 

All day the lowhung clouds have dropt 

Their garnered fulness down ; 
All day that soft grey mist hath wrapt 

Hill, valley, grove, and town. 
There has not been a sound to-day 

To break the calm of nature ; 
Nor motion, I might almost say, 

Of life or living creature ; 
Of waving bough, or warbling bird, 

Or cattle faintly lowing ; 
I could have half believed I heard 

The leaves and blossoms growing. 
I stood to hear I love it well, 

The rain's continuous sound, 
Small drops, but thick and fast, they fell, 

Down straight into the ground. 
For leafy thickness is not yet 

Earth's naked breast to screen, 
Though every dripping branch is set 

With shoots of tender green. 



Sure, since I looked at early morn, 

Those honeysuckle buds 
Have swelled to double growth ; that thorn 

Hath put forth larger studs'; 
That lilac's cleaving cones have burst, 

The milkwhite flowers revealing ; 
Even now, upon my senses first 

Methinks their sweets are stealing. 
The very earth, the steamy air. 

Is all with fragrance rife ; 
And grace and beauty every where 

Are flushing into life. 

Down, down they come those fruitful 
stores ! 

Those earth-rejoicing drops ! 
A momentary deluge pours, 

Then thins, decreases, stops ; 
And ere the dimples on the stream 

Have circled out of sight, 
Lo ! from the west, a parting gleam 

Breaks forth of amber light. 
But yet behold abrupt and loud, 

Comes down the glittering rain ; 
The farewell of a passing cloud, 

The fringes of her train. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature. . . 47 17. 



10. 

THE SEASON. 

Art, as well as nature, is busily occu- 
pied in providing for real wants or natu- 
ral desires. To gratify the ears and eyes 
of the young, we have more street organs 
and shows in spring than in the autumn,and 
the ad ventures of that merry fellow " Punch 
in the Puppet-show," are represented to 
successive crowds in every street, whence 
his exhibitors conceive they can extract 
funds for the increase of their treasury. 

A kind hand communicates an article 
of curious import, peculiarly seasonable. 

PUNCH IN THE PUPPET SHOW. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, I do not know, whether in the ab- 
sence of more interesting matter, a few re- 
marks on an old favourite may be allowed. 
The character I am about to mention, 
has I am sure at one time or another de- 
lighted most of your readers, and I con- 
fess to be still amused with his vagaries 
I mean " that celebrated wooden Ros- 
cius, Mister Punch. 1 ' It is very difficult 
to trace accurately the origin and varia- 
tion of any character of this description ; 
and I shall, therefore, only offer some 
unconnected notices. 

In some of the old mysteries, wherein 
you are so well read, " the devil" was 
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dulge himself most freely in the gross 
indecencies tolerated in the earlier ages. 
When those mysteries began to be re- 
fined into moralities, the vice gradually 
superseded the former clown, if he may 
be so designated ; and at the commence- 
ment of such change, frequently shared 
the comic part of the performance with 
him. The vice was armed with a dagger 
of lath, with which he was to belabour 
the devil, who, sometimes, however, at 
the conclusion of the piece, carried off the 
vice with him. Here we have something 
like the club wielded by Punch, and the 
wand of harlequin, at the present time, 
and a similar finish of the devil and 
Punch, may be seen daily in our streets. 
About the beginning of the sixteenth 
century the drama began to assume a 
more regular form, and the vice, in his 
turn, had to make way for the clown or 
fool, who served to fill up the space be- 
tween the acts, by supposed extempo- 
raneous witticisms ; holding, occasionally, 
trials of wit with any of the spectators 
who were bold enough to venture with 
him. The last play, perhaps, in which 
the regular fool was introduced, was 
" The Woman Captain" of Shad- 
well, in the year 1680. Tarleton, 
in the time of Shakspeare, was a cele- 
brated performer of this ' description. 
The fool was frequently dressed in a 
motley or party-coloured coat, and each 
leg clad in different coloured hose. A 
sort of hood covered his head, resem- 
bling a monk's cowl : this was afterwards 
changed for a cap, each being usually 
surmounted with the neck and head of a 
cock, or sometimes only the crest, or 
comb; hence the term cockscomb. In 
bis hand he carried the bauble, a short 
stick, having at one end a fool's head, 
and at the other, frequently a bladder 
with peas or sand, to punish those who 
offended him. His dress was often 
adorned with morris-bells, or large knobs. 
We may observe much similarity to this 
dress, in the present costume of Punch. 
He degenerated into a wooden performer, 
about the time that the regular tragedy 
and comedy were introduced, i. e. in the 
beginning of the sixteenth century. Strol- 
ling players were piohibited a few years 
afterwards, and some of those performers 
who had not skill or interest enough to 
get a situation in any established com- 
pany, went about the country with pup- 
pet shows, or " motions," as they 'were 
then called wherein Punch was a pro- 



minent character, though not by that 
name, which WPS a subsequent im- 
portation, originally Policinello, or Pun- 
chinello; and when this name was 
introduced from the continent, some 
modifications were made also in the cha- 
racter to whom the name was attached. 
The civil wars, and subsequent triumph 
of puritanism, depressed theatrical pro- 
ceedings, and Punch with other per- 
formers was obliged to hide himself, or 
act by stealth ; but in the jovial reign of 
Charles II., he, and his brother actors, 
broke out with renewed splendour, and 
until the time of George I. he maintained 
his rank manfully, being mentioned with 
considerable respect even by the " Specta- 
tor." About this time, however, harle- 
quinades were introduced, and have been 
so successfully continued, that poor Punch 
is contented to walk the streets like a 
snail, with his house on his back, though 
still possessing as much fun as ever. 

Pantomime, in its more extended 
sense, was known to the Greek and 
Roman stages, being introduced on the 
latter by Pylades and Bathyllus, in the 
time of Augustus Caesar. From that 
time to the present, different modifica- 
tions of this representation have taken 
place on the continent, and the lofty 
scenes of ancient pantomime, are dege- 
nerated to the bizarre adventures of har- 
lequin, pantaloon, zany, pierrot, scara- 
mouch, &c.- 

The first pantomine performed by gro- 
tesque characters in this country, was at 
Drury-lane theatre, in the year 1702. It 
was composed by Mr. Weaver, and called 
" The Tavern Bilkers." The next was 
performed at Drury-lane in 1716, and it 
was also composed by Mr. Weaver, in 
imitation of the ancient pantomime, and 
called " The Loves of Mars and Venus." 

In 1717, the first harlequinade, com- 
posed by Mr. Rich, was performed at the 
theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields, called, 
" Harlequin Executed." This performer, 
who acted under the name of Lun, was 
so celebrated for his taste in composing 
these entertainments, and for his skill, as 
a harlequin, that they soon became esta- 
blished in the public favour. He flourish- 
ed until the year 1761, and all his pro- 
ductions succeeded. 

The harlequin on the French stage 
differed from ours, for he had considerable 
license of speech, somewhat similar to the 
theatric fools of the sixteenth century. 
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celebrated harlequin in the time of Louis 
XIV. are still on record ; it is said, in- 
deed, that before his time, harlequin was 
but a grotesque ignorant character, but 
that he being a man of wit, infused it into 
his representation, and invented the cha- 
racter of Pierrot as a foolish servant, to 
fill up the piece. The old character of 
zany was similar to our modern clown, 
who now is generally the possessor of all 
the wit in the performance. The name of 
pantaloon is said to have been derived 
from the watch-word of the Venetians, 
pianta leone ; if so, (which is doubtful) 
it must hare been applied in derision of 
their fallen state, as compared with their 
former splendour. A more doubtful 
origin has been given of the name of 
harlequin ; a young Italian actor of emi- 
nence in this style of character, came to 
Paris in the time of Henry III. of France, 
and having been received into the house 
of the president, Achilles de Harlai, his 
brother actors, are said to have called him 
harlequino, from the name of his master. 
There was a knight called Harlequin, an 
extravagant dissipated man, who spent 
his substance in the wars of Charles Mar- 
tel, against the Saracens, and afterwards 
lived by pillage. Tradition says he was 
saved from perdition in consequence of 
his services against the infidels, but con- 
demned for a certain time to appear 
nightly upon earth, with those of his 
lineage. 

But, as to derivations, some have de- 
rived the 'term merry-andrew, from the 
time of the Druids, an Drieu, i. e. Arch- 
Druid, others, from the celebrated An- 
drew Borde, the writer and empiric. The 
merry-andrew used at fairs to wear a 
patched coat like the modern harlequin, 
and sometimes a hunch on his back. It 
has been remarked that the common 
people are apt to give to some well-known 
facetious personage, the name of a fa- 
vourite dish; hence, the jack-pudding of 
the English ; the jean-potage of the 
French ; the macaroni of the Italians, &c. 

A word or two more about Punch, and 
I have done. There are some hand-bills 
in the British Museum, of the time of 
queen Ann, from whence I made a few 
extracts some time ago. They principally 
relate to the shows at Bartlemy fair, and I 
observe at " Heatly's booth," that " the 
performances will be compleated with the 
merry humors of sir John Spendall and 
Punchinello ;" and James Miles, at " the 
Gun-Musick booth," among other dances 



&c., exhibited " a new entertainment 
between a scaramouch, a harlequin, and 
a punchinello, in imitation of bilking a 
reckoning, and a new dance by four 
scaramouches, after the Italian manner," 
&c. 

The famous comedian Edwin, (the 
Liston of his day) acted the part of Punch, 
in a piece called " The Mirror," at Covent- 
garden theatre : in this he introduced a 
burlesque song by C. Dibdin, which ob- 
tained some celebrity ; evidently through 
the merit of the actor, rather than the 
song, as it has nothing particular to re- 
commend it. 

Can't you see by my hunch, sir, 

Faddeldy daddeldy diuo, 
I am master Punch, sir, 

Riberi biberi bino, 

Fiddeldy, diddeldy, faddeldy, daddeldy, 
Robbery, bobbery, ribery, bibery, 
Faddeldy, daddeldy, dino, 
Ribery, bibery, bino. 

That merry fellow 

Punchinello, 

Dancing here, you see, sir, 

Whose mirth not hell 

Itself can quell 

He's ever in such glee, sir, 
Niddlety, noddlety, niddlety, noddlety, 
niddlety, noddlety, nino. 

Then let me pass, old Grecian, 

Faddeldy, daddeldy, dino. 

To the fields Elysian, 

Bibery, bibery, bino. 
Fiddledy, diddledy, faddledy, daddledr, 
Robbery, bobbery, ribery, bibery, 
Faddledy, daddledy, dino, 
Ribery, bibery, bino. 

My ranting, roaring Pluto, 

Faddledy, daddledy, dino, 

Just to a hair will suit oh, 

Bibery, bibery, bino. 

Faddledy, daddledy, &c. 

Each jovial fellow, 

At Punchinello, 

Will, laughing o'er his cup roar, 

I'll rant and revel, 

And play the devil, 

And set all hell in an uproar, 

Niddlety, noddlety, nino. 
Then let me pass, &c. 

I therewith conclude this hasty com- 
munication, begging you to shorten it if 
you think proper. 

I 'am, &c. 

W. S . 



Edwin's song in the character of Punch 
is far less offensive than many of the 
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is still represented. This drama -which is 
of Italian origin, the editor of the Every- 
Day Book, in his volume on " Ancient 
Mysteries," has ventured to conjecture^ 
may have been derived from the adven- 
tures of the street Punch. The supposition 



is somewhat heightened by Edwin's song 
as the Punch of Covent-garden. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 48 32. 



aprtt 11. 







" Merry Islington." 



ISLINGTON PARISH DINNER. 

In March, an anonymous correspond- 
ent obligingly enclosed, and begged my 
acceptance of a ticket, for a parish dinner 
at Islington, on the llth of April, 
1738. It would have been rudeness to 
decline the civility, and as the editor was 
not prepared to join the guests at the 
great dinner, " not where they eat, but 
where they are eaten," he appropriates 
the ticket to the use for which it was in- 
tended by the donor, T. H. of St. John- 
street. 

It would do the reader's heart good to 



see this ticket " printed from a copper 
plate," ten inches high, by seven inches 
wide as large as a lord mayor's ticket, 
and looking much better, because en- 
graved by Toms, a fine firm artist of " the 
good old school," which taught truth as 
an essential, and prohibited refinements, 
not existing in nature or sensible objects, 
as detraction of character. 

It would do the reader's heart good, I 
say, to see the dinner ticKet I am now 
looking afr First, above the invitation 
which is all that the lover of a dinner first 
sees and therefore, because nothing 



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precedes it, "above all" is a capital 
view of the old parish church, and the 
churchyard, wherein "lie the remains" 
of most of the company who attended 
the parish dinner it being as certain that 
the remains of the rest of the company, 
occupy other tenements, of " the house 
appointed for all living," as that they all 
lived, and ate and drank, and were 
merry. 

This is not a melancholy, but a natural 
"iew. It may be said, there is " a time 
for all things,'' but if there be any time, 
wherein we fear to entertain death, we 
are not fully prepared to receive him as 
we ought. It is true, that with " the cup 
of kindness" at our lips, we do not ex- 
pect his friendly "shake," before we 
finish the draught, yet the liquor will not 
be the worse for our remembering that 
his is a previous engagement; and, as 
we do not know the hour of appointment, 
we ought to be ready at all hours. The 
business of life is to die. 

I am not a member of a parish club, 
but I have sometimes thought, if I could 
" do as others do," and " go to club," 
I should elect to belong to an old one, 
which preserved the minutes of its pro- 
ceedings, and its muniments, from the 
commencement. My first, and perhaps 
last, serious motion, would be, "That 
each anniversary dinner ticket of the 
club, from the first ticket to the last 
issued, should be framed and glazed, and 
hung on the walls of the club room, in 
chronological order." Such a series 
would be a never-failing source of in- 
terest and amusement. If the parish 
club of Islington exists, a collection of 
its tickets so disposed, might be regarded 
as annals of peculiar worth, especially if 
many of its predecessors in the annual 
office of "stewards for the dinner," 
maintained the consequence of the club 
in the eyes of the parish, by respectability 
of execution and magnitude in the anni- 
versary ticket, commensurate with that of 
the year 1738, with Toms's view of the 
old parish church and churchyard. I 
regret that these cannot be here given in 
the same size as on the ticket ; the best 
that can be effected, is a reduced fac- 
simile of the original, which is accom- 
plished in the accompanying engrav- 
ing. Let any one who knows the new 
church of Islington, compare i^with the 
present view of the old church, and say 
which church he prefers. At this time, 
however, the present church ma, be 



more suitable to Islington, grown, or 
grown up to, as it is, until it is a part of 
London ; but who would not wish it still 
a village, with the old edifice for its 
parish church. That Islington is now 
more opulent and more respectable, may 
be very true ; but opulence monopolizes, 
and respectability is often a vain show in 
the stead of happiness, and a mere flaunt 
on the ruins of comfort. The remark is, 
of course, general, and not of Islington 
in particular, all of whose opulent 
or respectable residents, may really be 
so, for aught I know to the contrary. Be 
it known to them, however, on the au- 
thority of the old dinner ticket, that their 
predecessors, who succeeded the inhab- 
itants from whose doings the village 
was called "merry Islington," appear to 
have dined at a reasonable hour, enjoyed 
a cheerful glass, and lived in good 
fellowship. 

Immediately beneath the view of the 
old church on the ticket, follows the 
stewards' invitation to the dinner, here 
copied and subjoined verbatim. 



SIR, 

You are desir'd to meet many others, 
NATIVES of this place, on TUESDAY, 
ye llth Day of April, 1738, at Mrs. 
ELIZ. GRIMSTEAD'S, y e ANGEL & CROWN, 
in y e upper Street, about y e Hour of 
ONE ; Then, & there w th - FULL DISHES, 
GOOD WINE, & GOOD HUMOUR, to im- 
prove & make lasting that HARMONY, 
and FRIENDSHIP which have so long 
reigned among us. 

Walter Sebbon 
John Booth 
Bourchier Durell 
James Sebbon 

STEWARDS. 

N.B. THE DINNER will be on the 
Table peremptorily at Two. 

Pray Pay the. Bearer Five Shillings. 

" Merry Islington !" We may almost 
fancy we see the "jolly companions, every 
one," in their best wigs, ample coats, and 
embroidered waistcoats, at their dinner ; 
that we hear the bells ringing out from 
the square tower of the old church, and 
the people and boys outside the door of 
the "Angel and Crown, in ye Upper 
Street," huzzaing and rejoicing, that their 
betters were dining "for the good of the 



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parish" for so they did : read the 
ticket again. 

England is proverbially called " the 
ringing island," which is not the worst 
thing to say of it ; and our forefathers 
were great eaters and hard drinkers, and 
that is not the worst thing to say of them ; 
but of our country we can also tell better 
things, and keep our bells to cheer our 
stories; and from our countrymen we 
can select names among the living and 
the dead that would dignify any spot of 
earth. Let us then be proud of our 
ancient virtue, and keep it alive, and 
add to it. If each will do what he can 
to take care that the world is not the 
worse for his existence, posterity will 
relate that their ancestors did well in it. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 46 60. 

3prtl 12. 

SIGN OF RAIN. 

One of the " Hundred Mery Tales" 
teacheth that, ere travellers depart their 
homes, they should know natural signs; 
insomuch that they provide right array, 
or make sure that they be safely housed 
against tempest. Our Shakspeare read 
the said book of tales, which is there- 
fore called Shakspeare's Jest Book;" 
and certain it is, that though he were not 
skilled in learning of the schoolmen, by 
reason that he did not know their lan- 
guages, yet was he well skilled in English, 
and a right wise observer of things ; 
wherein, if we be like diligent, we, also, 
may attain unto his knowledge. Where- 
fore, learn to take heed against rain, by the 
tale ensuing. 

Of the herdsman that said, " Ride apace, 
ye shall have rain." 

A certain scholar of Oxford, which had 



studied the judicials of astronomy, upon 
a time as he was riding by the way, there 
came by a herdman, and he asked this 
herdman how far it was to the next town ; 
" Sir," quoth the herdman, " it is rather 
past a mile and an half;" but, sir," quoth 
he, " ye need to ride apace, for ye shall 
have a shower of rain ere ye come 
thither." " What," quoth the scholar, 
" maketh ye say so? there is no token of 
rain, for the clouds be both fair and clear." 
" By my troth," quoth the herdsman, 
" but ye shall find it so." 

The scholar then rode forth, and it 
chanced ere he had ridden half a mile fur- 
ther, there fell a good shower of rain, that 
the scholar was well washed, and wet to 
the skin. The scholar then turned him back 
and rode to the herdman, and desired him 
to teach him that cunning. " Nay," quoth 
the herdman, " I will not teach you my 
cunning for naught." Then the schokr 
proffered him eleven shillings to teach 
him that cunning. The herdman, after 
he had received his money, said thus : 
" Sir, see you not yonder black ewe with 
the white face?" " Yes," quoth the 
scholar. "Surely," quoth the herdman, 
" when she danceth and holdeth up her 
tail, ye shall have a shower of rain within 
half an hour afte..'' 

By this ye may see, that the cunning 
of herd men and shepherds, as touching 
alterations of weathers, is more sure than 
the judicials of astronomy. 



Upon this story it seemeth right to 
conclude, that to stay at home, when 
rain be foreboded by signs natural, is 
altogether wise ; for though thy lodging 
be poor, it were better to be in it, and so 
keep thy health, than to travel in the wet 
through a rich country and get rheums 
thereby. 



Home. 

Cling to thy home ! If there the meanest shed 
Yield thee a hearth and shelter for thine head, 
And some poor plot, with vegetables stored, 
Be all that pride allots thee for thy board, 
Unsavoury bread, and herbs that scatter'd grow, 
Wild on the river's brink or mountain's brow, 
Yet e'en this cheerless mansion shall provide 
More heart's repose than all the world beside. 

Leonidatt of Tarentum 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 46 76. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. APHlL 13, 14 Mi 

13. vast height * n a s pi ra l direction. Those 
who desire to see it must pursue a swampy 
route, through watery fens, quagmires, 

About this time, according to Dr. bogs, and marshes. The heron, ardea 

Forster, whose observations on the migra- major, has now a nest, and is seen sailing 

tions and habits of birds, are familiar to about slowly in the air in search of its 

most persons acquainted with the natural fishy prey, travelling from one fish pond 

history of our island, the bittern, ardea to another, over a large tract of country. 

stellata, begins to make a booming noise It is a bird of slow and heavy flight, 

in marshy places at eventide. The deep though it floats on large and expansive 

and peculiar hollow tone of this bird in wings. 

the breeding season, can hardly be mis- 

taken for that of any other: it differs NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 

essentially from the note of the same bird Mean Temperature . . 46. 57. 

when on the wing. 

The bittern booms along the sounding |lH*tl 14. 

Mixt with the cries of heron and mallard SPRING. 

harsh. Genial weather at the commencement 

The bittern sits all day hid among the of the year, dresses the meadows with 

reeds and rushes with its head erect ; at the common and beautiful flowers thai 

night it rises on the wing, and soars to a delight childhood. 

The Cowslip. 

Cowslip, of all beloved, of all admired ! 
Thee let me sing, the homely shepherd's pride ; 
Fit emblem of the maid I love, a form 
Gladdening the sight of man; a sweet perfume, 
Sending its balmy fragrance to the soul 
Daughter of Spring and messenger of May, 
Which shall I first declare, which most extol, 
Thy sovereign beauties, or thy sovereign use ? 
With thee the rural dame a draught prepares, 
A nectarous draught, more luscious to my taste 
Than all thy boasted wine, besotted Bacchus ! 
Maidens with thee their auburn tresses braid ; 
Or, with the daisy and the primrose pale, 
Thy flowers entwining, weave a chaplet fair, 
To grace that pole round which the village train 
Lead on their dance to greet the jocund May ; 
Jocund I'll call it, for it lends a smile 
To thee, who never smil'st but once a year. 
I name thee not, thou poor unpitied wretch 1 
Of all despised, save him whose liberal heart 
Taught him to feel your wrongs, and plead your cause, 
Departed Hanway ! Peace be to his soul ! 
Great is that man, who quits the path of fame, 
Who, wealth forsaking, stoops his towering mind 
From learning's heights, and stretches out his arm 
To raise from dust the meanest of his kind. 
Now that the muse to thee her debt has paid, 
Friend of the poor and guardian of the wronged, 
Back let her pleased return, to view those sports, 
Whose rude simplicity has charms for me 
Beyond the ball or midnight masquerade. 
Oft on that merry morn I've joined their throng, 
A glad spectator; oft their uncouth dance 
Eyed most attentive ; when, with tawdry show, 
Illsorted ribbons decked each maiden's cap, 
And cowslip garlands every rustic hat. 



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Mean Temperature. . . 47 44. 



15. 



SEASONABLE. 

To the Reader. 

On Saturday, the 15th of April, 1B26, 
'No. 68, and Part XVII., of the Every- 
Day Book, forming No. 16, and Part IV. 
of the second volume, were published by 
Messrs. HUNT and CLARKE, of Tavistock- 
street, Covent-garden. As the removal 
of the office from Ludgate-hill may be an 
event of as much interest to the friends 
of the work as any other belonging to the 
day it is recorded here with the fol- 
lowing explanation which was printed on 
the wrapper of the part : 

" This step relieves me from cares 
and anxieties which so embarassed 
my progress, in conducting and wri- 
ting the work, as to become over- 
whelming ; and Messrs. Hunt and 
Clarke will publish it much earlier 
than hitherto. 

"To subscribers the present ar- 
rangement will be every way benefi- 
cial. 

" They will have the Every-Day 
Book punctually at a proper hour ; 
and, as I shall be enabled to give it 
the time and attention essential to a 
thorough fulfilment of its plan, my ex- 
ertions will, henceforth,be incessantly 
directed to that end. I, therefore, 
respectfully and earnestly solicit the 
friends of the work to aid me by 
their contributions. At the present 
moment they will be most acceptable. 
" CORRESPONDENTS will, from this 
day, be pleased to address letters and 
parcels to me, at Messrs. Hunt and 
Clarke's, Tavistock-street, Covent- 
garden. W. HONE." 

fjjj^ Six INDEXES, with a Preface, 
Title-page, and Frontispiece to the first 
volume, will be ready for delivery before 
the appearance of the next sheet ; and I 
hope the labour by which I have endea- 
voured to facilitate reference to every 
general and particular subject, may be re- 
ceived as somewhat of atonement, for the 
delay in these essentials. To guard 
against a similar accident, I have already 
commenced the index to the second 
volume. W. HONE. 

April 15, 1826. 

VOL. II. 69. 



%* VOLUME I. contains 863 octavo 
pages, or 1736 columns, illustrate'd 
by One Hundred and Seventy engrav- 
ings : Price 14*. in boards. 

PROGRESS OF THE SEASON. 

Song Birds. 

If we happen to be wandering forth on 
a warm still evening during the last week 
in this month, and passing near a road- 
side orchard, or skirting a little copse in 
returning from our twilight ramble, or 
sitting listlessly on a lawn near some thick 
plantation, waiting for bed time, we may 
chance to be startled from our meditations 
(of whatever kind they may be) by a 
sound issuing from among the distant 
leaves, that scares away the silence in a 
moment, and seems to put to flight even 
the darkness itself; stirring the spirit, 
and quickening the blood, as no other 
mere sound can, unless it be that of a 
trumpet calling to battle. That is the 
nightingale's voice. The cold spells of 
winter, that had kept him so long tongue- 
tied, and frozen the deep fountains of his 
heart, yield before the mild breath of 
spring, and he is voluble once more. It is 
as if the flood of song had been swelling 
within his breast ever since it last ceased 
to flow ; and was now gushing forth uncon- 
troullably, and as if he had no will to con- 
troul it : for when it does stop for a space, 
it is suddenly, as if for want of breath. 
In our climate the nightingale seldom 
sings above six weeks ; beginning usually 
the last week in April. I mention this 
because many, who would be delighted 
to hear him, do not think of going to 
listen for his song till after it has ceased. 
1 believe it is never to be heard after the 
young are hatched. Now, too, the pretty, 
pert-looking blackcap first appears, and 
pours forth his tender and touching love- 
song, scarcely inferior, in a certain plain- 
tive inwardness, to the autumn song of 
the robin. The mysterious little grass- 
hopper lark also runs whispering within 
the nedgerows ; the redstart pipes pret- 
tily upon the apple trees; the golden- 
crowned wren chirps in the kitchen- 
garden, as she watches for the new sown 
seeds; and lastly, the thrush, who has 
hitherto given out but a desultory note at 
intervals, to let us know that he was not 
away, now haunts the same tree, and fre- 
quently the same branch cf it, day afte 
day, and sings an "English Melody" thnt 
even Mr. Moore himself could not write 
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NATURALISTS CALENDAR, 

Mean Temperature ... 48 * 16. 

april 16. 

C. L., whose papers under these initials 
on " Captain Starkey,"* " The Ass, No. 
2,f" and " Squirrels,"]: besides other 
communications, are in the first volume, 
drops the following pleasant article " in 
an hour of need." 

THE MONTHS. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
Rummaging over the contents of an 
old stall at a half book, half old iron shop, 
in an alley leading from Wardour-street 
to Soho-square yesterday, I lit upon a 
ragged duodecimo, which had been the 
strange delight of my infancy, and which 
I had lost sight of for more than forty 
years : the " QUEEN-LIKE CLOSET, or 
RICH CABINET :" written by Hannah 
Woolly, and printed for R. C. & T. S. 
1681 ; being an abstract of receipts in 
cookery, confectionary, cosmetics, needle- 
work, morality, and all such branches of 
what were then considered as female 
accomplishments. The price demanded 
was sixpence, which the owner (a little 
squab duodecimo of a character himself) 
enforced with the assurance that his 
" own mother should not have it for a 
farthing less." On my demurring at this 
extraordinary assertion, the dirty little 
vendor reinforced his assertion with a 
sort of oath, which seemed more than the 
occasion demanded : " and now (said 
he) I have put my soul to it." Pressed 
by so solemn an asseveration, I could no 
longer resist a demand which seemed to 
set me, however unworthy, upon a level 
with his dearest relations ; and depositing 
a tester, I bore away the tattered prize in 
triumph. I remembered a gorgeous de- 
scription of the twelve months of the 
year, which I thought would be a fine 
substitute for those poetical descriptions 
of them which your Every-Day Book had 
nearly exhausted out of Spenser, This 
will be a treat, thought I, for friend 
HONE. To memory they seemed no less 
fantastic and splendid than the other. 
But, what are the mistakes of childhood ! 
on reviewing them, they turned out to 
be only a set of common-place receipts for 
working the seasons, months, heathen 
gods and goddesses, &c. in samplars ! 
Yet as an instance of the homely oc- 

*Vol. i 965. 4 Ibid. 1358. J Ibid. 1336. 



cupations of our great- grandmothers, 
they may be amusing to some readers : 
" I have seen/' says the notable Hannah 
Woolly, " such Ridiculous things done in 
work, as it is an abomination to any 
Artist to behold. As for example : You 
may find in some Pieces, Abraham and 
Sarah, and many other Persons of Old 
time, Cloathed, as they go now a-daies, 
and truly sometimes worse ; for they 
most resemble the Pictures on Ballads. 
Let all Ingenious Women have regard, 
that when they work any Image, to re- 
present it aright. First, let it be Drawn 
well, and then observe the Directions 
which are given by Knowing Men. I do 
assure you, I never durst work any 
Scripture-Story without informing my 
self from the Ground of it : nor any other 
Story, or single Person, without inform- 
ing my self both of the Visage and 
Habit ; As followeth. 

" If you work Jupiter, the Imperial 
feigned God, He must have long Black- 
Curled-hair, a Purple Garment trimmed 
with Gold, and sitting upon a Golden 
Throne, with bright yellow Clouds about 
him." 

The Twelve Months of the Year. 
March. 

Is drawn in Tawny, with a fierce as- 
pect, a Helmet upon his head, and lean- 
ing on ^ Spade, and a Basket of Garden 
Seeds in his Left hand, and in his Right 
hand the Sign of Aries : and Winged. 

April. 

A Young Man in Green, with a Gar- 
land of Mirtle, and Hawthorn-buds; 
Winged; in one hand Primroses and 
Violets, in the other the Sign Taurus. 

May. 

With a Sweet and lovely Countenance, 
clad in a Robe of White and Green, em- 
broidered with several Flowres, upon his 
Head a garland of all manner of Roses ; 
on the one hand a Nightingale, in the 
other a Lute. His sign must be Gemini. 

June. 

In a Mantle of dark Grass green, upon 
his Head a garland of Bents, Kings-Cups, 
and Maiden-hair ; in his Left hand un 
Angle, with a box of Cantharides, in his 
Right the Sign Cancer, and upon his 
arms a Basket of seasonable Fruits. 

July. 

In a Jacket of light Yellow, eating 
Cherries ; with his Face and Bosom Sun- 



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burnt ; on his Head a wreath of Centaury 
and wild Tyrae ; a Scythe on his shoulder, 
and a bottle at his girdle : carrying the 
Sign Leo. 

August. 

A Young Man of fierce and Cholerick 
aspect, in a Flame-coloured Garment; 
upon his Head a garland of Wheat and 
Rye, upon his Arm a Basket of all man- 
ner of ripe Fruits, at his Belt a Sickle. 
His Sign Virgo. 

September. 

A merry and chereful Countenance, 
in a Purple Robe, upon his Head a 
Wreath oi red and white Grapes, in his 
Left hand a handful of Oats, withall 
carrying a Horn of Plenty, full of all 
manner of ripe Fruits, in his Right hand 
the Sign Libra. 

October, 

In a Garment of Yellow and Carna- 
tion, upon his head a garland of Oak- 
leaves with Akorns, in his Right hand 
the Sign Scorpio, in his Left hand a 
Basket of Medlars, Services, and Ches- 
nuts; and any other Fruits then in 
Season. 

November. 

In a Garment of Changeable Green 
and Black upon his Head, a garland of 
Olives with the Fruit in his Left hand, 
Bunches of Parsnips and Turnips in his 
Right. His Sign Sagittarius. 

December. 

A horrid and fearful aspect, clad in 
Irish-Rags, or course Freez girt unto him, 
upon his Head three or four Night-Caps, 
and over them a Turkish Turbant ; his 
Nose red, his Mouth and Beard clog'd 
with Isicles, at his back a bundle of 
Holly, Ivy or Misletoe, holding in fur'd 
Mittens the Sign of Capricornus. 

January, 

Clad all in White, as the Earth looks 
with the Snow, blowing his nails ; in his 
Left Arm a Bilet, the Sign Aquarius 
standing by his side. 

February. 

Cloathed in a dark Skie-colour, carry- 
ing in his Right hand the Sign Pisces. 

The following receipt, " To dress up a 
Chimney very fine f or the Summer 
time, as I have done many, and they 
have been liked very well." may not 
be unprofitable to the housewives of 
this century. 



" First, take a pack-thred and fasten ft 
even to the inner part of the Chimney, sa 
high as that you can see no higher as you 
walk up and down the House ; you must 
drive in several Nails to hold up all your 
work; then get good store of old green 
Moss from Trees, and melt an equal 
proportion of Bees-wax and Rosin to- 
gether and while it is hot, dip the wrong 
ends of the Moss in it, and presently clap 
it upon your pack-thred, and press it 
down hard with your hand ; you must 
make hast, else it will cool before you 
can fasten it, and then it will fall down ; 
do so all round where the pack-thred 
goes, and the next row you must joyn 
to that, so that it may seem all in one ; 
thus do till you have finished it down to 
the bottom : then take some other kind 
of Moss, of a whitish-colour and stiff, 
and of several sorts or kinds, and place 
that upon the other, here and there 
carelessly, and in some places put a good 
deal, and some a little ; then any kind of 
fine Snail-shels, in which the Snails are 
dead, and little Toad .stools, which are 
very old, and look like Velvet, or any 
other thing that was old and pretty ; place 
it here and Jhere as your fancy serves, 
and fasten all with Wax and Rosin. 
Then for the Hearth of your Chimney, 
you may lay some Orpan-Sprigs in order 
all over, and it will grow as it lies ; and 
according to the Season, get what flow- 
ers you can, and stick in as if they grew, 
and a few sprigs of Sweet-Bryer : the 
Flowers you must renew every W eek ; 
but the Moss will last all the Summer, 
till it will be time to make a fire ; and 
the Orpan will last near two Months. A 
Chimney thus done doth grace a Room 
exceedingly." 

One phrase in the above should particu- 
larly recommend it to such of your female 
readers, as, in the nice language of the day, 
have done growing some time : " little 
toad stools, &c. and any thing that is old 
and pretty" Was ever antiquity so 
smoothed over? The culinary recipes 
have nothing remarkable in them, besides 
the costliness of them. Every thing (to 
the meanest meats) is sopped in claret, 
steeped in claret, basted with claret, as if 
claret were as cheap as ditch water. I 
remember Bacon recommends opening a 
turf or two in your garden walks, and 
pouring into each a bottle of claret, to 
recreate the sense of smelling, being no 
less grateful than beneficial. We hope the 
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*his in his next reduction of French wines, 
that we may once more water our gardens 
with right Bourdeaux. The medical re- 
cipes are as whimsical as they are cruel. 
Our ancestors were not at all effeminate on 
this head. Modern sentimentalists would 
shrink at a cock plucked and bruised in a 
mortar alive, to make a cullis ; or a live 
mole baked in an oven (be sure it be alive) 
to make a powder for consumption. But 
the whimsicalest of all are the directions 
to servants (for this little book is a com- 
pendium of all duties,) the footman is 
seriously admonished not to stand lolling 
against his master's chair, while he waits 
at table ; for " to lean on a chair, when 
they wait, is a particular favoui shown to 
any superior servant, as the chief gentle- 
man, or the waiting woman when she 
rises from the table." Also he must not 
" hold the plates before his mouth to be 
defiled with his breath, nor touch them 
on the right [inner] side." Surely Swift 
must have seen this little treatise. 

C. L. 

Hannah concludes with the following 
address, by which the self-estimate which 
she formed of her usefulness, may be cal- 
culated : 

" Ladies, I hope you're pleas'd and so shall I 
If what I've writ, you may be gainers by ; 
If not ; it is your fault, it is not mine, 
Your benefit in this I do design. 
Much labour and much time it hath me cost, 
Therefore I beg, let none of it be lost. 
The money you shall pay for this my book, 
You'll not repent of, when in it you look. 
No more at present to you I shall say, 
But wish you all the happiness I may." 



It may be more strongly objected, that 
many of his allusions are reprehensible ; 
and," as regards himself, though he pre- 
tended to respect the ties of society, he 
constantly violated private morals. As 
an instance of his vanity, it is reported 
that he said, " the works of eminent 
geniuses are few ; they are only those of 
Newton, Bacon, Leibnitz, Montesquieu, 
and my own." He was ennobled by 
patent ; and no less distinguished by 
academical honours, than by his own 
talents. He left a son, who, in 1 793, was 
guillotined under Robespierre.* 

BUBBLES. 

Worthless speculations, in recent times, 
have distressed and ruined thousands by 
their explosion; and yet this has hap- 
pened with the experience of former suf- 
ferers before us as matter of history. In 
the reign of James L, speculators preyed 
on public credulity under the authority of 
the great seal, till the government inter- 
posed by annulling the patents. In the 
reigns of Anne and George L, another 
race of swindlers deluded the unthinking 
with private lotteries and schemes of all 
sorts. The consequences of the South Sea 
bubble, at a later period, afflicted every 
family in the nation, from the throne to 
the labourer's hut. So recently as the year 
1809, there were similar atlempts on a 
less scale, with similar results. The pro- 
jects of 1824-5, which lingered till 1826, 
were raining companies. 



CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 16th of April, 1788, died, at 
the age of eighty-one, the far-famed count 
de Buffon, a man of uncommon genius and 
surprising eloquence, and often styled the 
" French Pliny," because, like that philo- 
sopher, he studied natural history. Buffon 
was, perhaps, the most astonishing inter- 
preter of nature that ever existed.* His 
descriptions are luminous and accurate, 
and every where display a spirit of philo- 
sophical observation ; but the grand de- 
fect of his work is want of method, and 
he rejects the received principles of clas- 
sification, and throws his subjects into 
groups from general points of resemblance. 



In the reign of George L, a Mr. Fal- 
lowfield issued " proposals for making 
iron," wherein he introduces some reflec- 
tions on the miscarriages of Mr. Wood's 
project of " making iron with pulverised 
ore." Fallowfield had obtained a patent 
for making iron with peat, but delayed 
some time his putting it in practice, be- 
cause of the mighty bustle made by Mr. 
Wood and his party. The proceedings 
of the latter projector furnish a fact under 
the present day. 

It appears from the following state- 
ment, that Mr. Wood persisted till his 
scheme was blown into air by his own 
experiments. 

April 16, 173.1. " The proprietors assert 
that the iron so proposed to be made, and 
which they actually did make at Chelsea, 
on Monday, the 1 6th instant, is not brittle, 



Btitler's Chronological Exercues. 



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but tough, and fit for all uses, and is to be 
manufactured with as little waste of 
metal, labour, and expense, as any other 
iron ; and that it may and can be made 
for less than 10f. a ton, which they will 
make apparent to any curious inquirer/' 
Whether this " call" upon the " curious 
inquirer" was designed to introduce 
" another call" upon the shareholders is 
not certain, but the call was answered by 
those to whom it was ostensibly address- 
ed ; for there is a notice of " Mr. Wood's 
operators failing in their last trial at Chel- 
sea, the llth instant (May;) their iron 
breaking to pieces when it came under 
the great hammer."* They excused it by 
saying the inspectors had purposely poi- 
soned the iron ! Had the assertion been 
true, Wood's project might have survived 
the injury ; but it died of the poison on 
the 3d of May, 1731, notwithstanding the 
affirmations of the proprietors, that " they 
actually did make iron at Chelsea, on 
Monday the 16th of April." 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 47 95. 

Sprtl 17. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

Sir William Davenant, the reviver of 
the drama after the restoration of Charles 
II., 'and patentee of the theatre in Lin- 
coln's-inn-fields, died on the 17th of April, 
1668. He was the son of an innkeeper 
at Oxford, where he was born in 1605 ; 
and after studying at Lincoln-college, 
became a page to Greville, lord Brooke, 
a literary nobleman, who encouraged his 
attainments. He cultivated acquaintance 
with the poetic muse, and the eminent 
wits of his time. His imagination, de- 
praved by sensuality, was unequal to ex- 
tensive flights in pure regions. He wrote 
chiefly to the taste of the court, prepared 
masques for its entertainment, and, on 
the death of Ben Jonson, had the honour 
of the laureateship He served in the army 
of Charles I. against the parliament ; was 
made lieutenant-general of the ordnance, 
knighted by the king at the siege of Glou- 
cester, and, on the decline of the royal 
cause, retired to France, where he became 
a Roman catholic. In attempting to 
conduct a French colony to Virginia, he 
was captured by a parliament cruiser, and 

* Gentleman's Magazine, 



imprisoned in Cowes Castle, where he 
employed himself on " Gondibert," a 
heroic poem, which he never finished. 
On this occasion his life was saved by 
Milton ; and, when public affairs were 
reversed, Davenant repaid the service by 
protecting Milton.* 

Davenant's face was deformed by the 
consequences of vicious indulgence. Tne 
deficiency of feature exemplified in his 
portrait, is referred to by a note on a 
celebrated line in lord Byron's " Curse t of 
Minerva/' 

Davenant and Shakspeare. 
Pope is said to have placed Davenant, 
as a poet, above Donne ;f but, notwith- 
standing the authority, it is questionable 
whether Pope's judgment could have so 
erred. He is further said to have ob- 
served, that Davenant " seemed fond of 
having it taken for truth," that he was 
" more than a poetical child of Shak- 
speare ;" that he was Shakspeare's godson ; 
and that Shakspeare in his frequent jour- 
nies between London and his native 
place, Stratford-upon-Avon, used to lie at 
Davenant's, the Crown, in Oxford. He 
was very well acquainted with Mrs. Da- 
venant ; and her son^afterwards sir Wil- 
liam, was supposed to be more nearly 
related to him than as a godson only. 
One day when Shakspeare had just ar- 
rived, and the boy sent for from school to 
him, a head of one of the colleges (who 
was pretty well acquainted with the affairs 
of the family) met the child running 
home, and asked him, whither he was 
going in so much haste? The boy said, 
" To my godfather, Shakspeare." " Fie, 
child," says the old gentleman, " why are 
you so superfluous ? have you not learned 
yet that you should not use the name of 
God in vain ?* The imputation is very 
doubtful. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 47 00. 

aprtl 18. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On this day, in the year 17 , there 
was a solemn mock procession, according 
to the fashion of the times, in ridicule of 
freemasonry, by an assemblage of hu- 

* General Biog. Diet. 
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524 



mourists and rabble, which strongly cha- 
racterises the manners of the period. 
Without further preface, a large broad- 
side publication, published at the time, 
is introduced to the reader's attention, 
as an article of great rarity and singular 
curiosity. 

The year wherein this procession took 
place, is not ascertainable from the broad- 
side ; but, from the mode of printing 
and other appearances, it seems to have 
been some years before that which is re- 
presented in a large two-sheet " Geome- 
trical View of the Grand Procession of 
Scald Miserable Masons, designed as 
they were drawn up over against Somer- 



set-house, in the Strand on the 27th of 
April, 1742. Invented, and engraved, 
by A. Benoist." 

It should be further observed, that the 
editor of the Every-Day Book is not a 
mason ; but he disclaims any intention 
to discredit an order which appears to 
him to be founded on principles of good- 
will and kind affection. The broadside 
is simply introduced on account of its 
scarcity, and to exemplify the rudeness 
of former manners. It is headed by a 
spirited engraving on wood, of which a 
reduced copy is placed below, with the 
title that precedes the original print sub- 
joined. 




Solemn anfc ^tatelg flrocwBion fc 

OF THE SCALD MISERABLE MASONS, 
As It was martiall'd, on Thursday, the \%th of this Instant, April. 



The engraving is succeeded by a serio- 
comic Address, commencing thus : 
THE REMONSTRANCE of the Right Wor- 
shipful the GRAND MASTER, &c. of 
the SCALD MISERABLE MASONS. 
WHEREAS by our Manifesto some 



time past, dated from our Lodge ir. 
Brick-street, WE did, in the most expli- 
cite manner, A-indicate the ancient lights 
and privileges of this society, and by in- 
contestable arguments evince our supe- 
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institutions, whether Grand-Volgi, Grego- 
rians, Hurlothrurabians, Ubiquarians, 
Hiccubites, Lumber-Troopers, or Free- 
Masons ; yet, nevertheless, a few persons 
under the last denomination, still arro- 
gate to themselves the 'usurped titles of 
Most Ancient and Honourable, in open 
violations of truth and justice ; still en- 
deavour to impose their false mysteries 
(for a premium) on the credulous and 
unwary, under pretence of being part of 
our brotherhood; and still are deter- 
min'd with drums, trumpets, gilt chariots, 
and other unconstitutional finery, to cast 
a reflection on the primitive simplicity 
and decent economy of our ancient and 
annual peregrination : WE therefore think 
proper, in justification of Ourselves, pub- 
licly to disclaim all relation or alliance 
whatsoever, with the said society of Free- 
Masons, as the same must manifestly tend 
to the sacrifice of our dignity, the im- 
peachment of our understanding, and the 
disgrace of our solemn mysteries : AND 
FURTHER, to convince the public of the 
candour and openness of our proceedings, 
WE here present them with a key to our 
procession ; and that the rather, as it 
consists of many things emblematical, 
mystical, hieroglyphical, comical, satirical, 
political, &c. 

AND WHEREAS many, persuaded 
by the purity of our constitution, the nice 
morality of our brethren, and peculiar 
decency of our rites and ceremonies, 
have lately forsook the gross errors and 
follies of the Free-Masonry, are now be- 
come true Scald Miserables : It cannot 
but afford a most pleasing satisfaction to 
all who have any regard to truth and 
decency, to see our procession increased 
with such a number of proselytes ; and 
behold those whose vanity, but the last 
year, exalted them into a borrowed equi- 
page, now condescend to become the 
humble cargo of a sand-cart. 

[Then follows the following :] 

A KEY or EXPLANATION of the Solemn 
and Stately Procession of the SCALD 
MISERABLE MASONS. 

Two Tylers, or Guarders, 

In yellow Cockades and Liveries, being 
the Colour ordained for the Sword 
Bearer of State. They, as youngest en- 
ter'd 'Prentices, are to guard the Lodge, 
with a drawn Sword, from all Cowens 
and Evej-droDDers, that is Listeners, 



lest they should discover the incompre- 
hensible Mysteries of Masonry. 

A Grand Chorus of Instruments, 
To wit. Four Sackbutts, or Cow's 
Horns ; six Hottentot Hautboys ; four 
tinkling Cymbals, or Tea Canisters, 
with broken Glass in them ; four Shovels 
and Brushes ; two Double Bass Dripping- 
pans ; a Tenor Frying-pan ; a Salt-box 
in Delasol ; and a Pair of Tubs. 

Ragged entered 'Prentices, 

Properly cloathed, giving the above 
Token, and the Word, which is Jachin. 

The Funeral of Hyram, 

Six stately unfledg'd Horses with Funeral 
Habilaments and Caparisons, carrying 
Escutcheons of the arms of.