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Full text of "The every-day book and Table book : or, Everlasting calendar of popular amusements, sports, pastimes, ceremonies, manners, customs, and events, incident to each of the three hundred and sixty-five days, in past and present times; forming a complete history of the year, months, and seasons, and a perpetual key to the almanac ... for daily use and diversion. With four hundred and thirty-six engravings"

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THE 



EYERY-DAY BOOK 



TABLE BOOK; 

OR, 

EVERLASTING CALENDAR OF POPULAR AMUSEMENTS, 

SPORTS, PASTIMES, CEREMONIES, MANNERS, 
CUSTOMS, AND EVENTS, 



INCIDENT TO 



of tf>e 



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IN PAST AND PRESENT TIMES ; 



FORMING A 



COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE YEAR, MONTHS, AND SEASONS, 

AND A 

PERPETUAL KEY TO THE ALMANAC; 

/NCt/tlDINU 

ACCOUNTS OP THK WEATHER, RULES FOR HEALTH AND CONDUCT, REMARKABLE AND 
IMPORTANT ANECDOTES, FACTS, AND NOTICES, IN CHRONOLOGY, ANTIQUITIES, TOPO- 
GRAPHY, BIOGRAPHY, NATURAL HISTORY, ART, SCIENCE, AND GENERAL LITERATURE ; 
DERIVED FROM THE MOST AUTHENTIC SOURCES, AND VALUABLE ORIGINAL COMMU- 
NICATIONS, WITH POETICAL ELUCIDATIONS, FOR DAILY USE AND DIVERSION. 



BY WILLIAM HONE 



I tell of festivals, and fairs, and plays, 

Of merriment, and mirth, and bonfire blaze ; 

I tell of Christmas-mummings, new year's day, 

Of twelfth-night king and queen, and children's play ; 

I tell of valentines, and true-love's-knots, 

Of omens, cunning men, and drawing lots : 



I tell of brooks, of blossoms, birds and bowers, 

Of April, May, of June, and July-flowers ; 

I tell of May-poles, hock-carts, wassails, wakes, 

Of bridegrooms, brides, and of their bridal cakes ; 

I tell of groves, of twilights, and I sing 

The court of Mab, and of the fairy king. 

HERRTCK. 



WITH FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX ENGRAVINGS. 



IN THREE VOLUMES? 



VOL. II. 




LONDON : 
PRINTED FOR THOMAS TEGG, 

73, CHE APS IDE. 






LONDON : 
J. BADDON, PRIHTBIt, CA8TLK STREET, FINSBI'Ry. 



trt 

THE RIGHT HONOURABLE 

r I 1 HE EARL OF DARLINGTON, 

LORD LIEUTENANT AND VICE-ADMIRAL OF THE COUNTY 
PALATINE OF DURHAM, &c. &c. &c. 



MY LORD, 

To YOUR LORDSHIP as an encourager of the old country sport? 
and usages chiefly treated of in my book, and as a maintainer of the ancient 
hospitality so closely connected with them, which associated the Peasantry 
of this land with its Nobles, in bonds which degraded neither 

I RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE THIS VOLUME ; 

not unmindful of your Lordship's peculiar kindness to me under difficulties, 
and not unmoved by the pride which I shall have in subscribing myself, 

MY LORD, 

YOUR LORDSHIP'S HIGHLY HONOURED, 
. MOST OBEDIENT, 

AND VERY HUMBLE SERVANT, 

WJMJAM HONE. 

Atomy 27, 1827. 



PREFACE. 



BEFORE remarking on the work terminating with this vo.ume, some notice should be 
token of its Frontispiece. 

I. The " Clog" or " Perpetual Almanack" having been in common use with our 
ancient ancestors, a representation and explanation of it seemed requisite among 
the various accounts of manners and customs related in the order of the calendar. 

Of the word "clog," there is no satisfactory etymology in the sense here used, which 
signifies an almanack made upon a square stick. Dr. Robert Plot, who published the 
" History of Staffordshire," in 1686, instances a variety of these old almanacks then 
in use in that county. Some he calls " public," because they were of a large size, 
and commonly hung at one end of the mantle-tree of the chimney ; others he calls 
'* private," because they were smaller, and carried in the pocket. For the better 
understanding of the figure? on these clogs, he caused a family clog " to be represented 
in piano, each angle of the square stick, with the moiety of each of the flat sides be- 
longing to it, being expressed apart." From this clog, so represented in Dr. Plot's 
history, the engraving is taken which forms the frontispiece now, on his authority, 
about to be described. 

There are 3 months contained upon each of the four edges ; the number of the days 
in *hem are represented by the notches ; that which begins each month has a short 
,pread ; ng stroke turned up from it ; every seventh notch is of a larger size, and stands 
for Sunday, (or rather, perhaps, for the first day of each successive natural week in 
the year.) 

Against many of the notches there are placed on the left hand several marks or 
symbols denoting the golden number or cycle of the Moon, which number if under 5, 
is represented by so many points, or dots ; but if 5, a line is drawn from the notch, or 
day, it belongs to, with a hook returned back against the course of the line, which, if 
cut off at due distance, may be taken for a V, the numeral signifying 5. If the golden 
number be above 5, and under 10, it is then marked out by the hooked line, which is 
5 ; and with one point, which makes 6 ; or two, which makes 7 ; or three, for 8 ; or 
four, for 9; the said line being crossed with a broad' stroke spreading at each end, 
which represents an X, when the golden number for the day, over against which it is 
put, is 10; points being added (as above over the hook for 5,) till the number arises 
to 15, when a hook is placed again at the end of the line above the X, to show us that 
number. 

The figures issuing from the notches, towards the right hand, are symbols or hiero- 
glyphics, of either, 1st, the offices, or endowments of the saints, before whose festivals 
they are placed ; or 2dly, the manner of their martyrdoms ; or 3dly, their actions, 
vr the work or sport, in fashion about the time when their feasts are kept. 

For instance: 1. from the notch which represents January 13th,' on the feast of St. 
Hilary, issues a cross or badge of a bishop, as St. Hilary was ; from March 1st, a harp, 
showing the feast of St. David, by that instrument ; from June 29th, the keys for St. 
Peter, reputed the Janitor of heaven ; from October 25th, a pair of shoes for St 
Crispin, the patron of jshoe-makers. Of class 2, are the axe against January '25th, the 
feast of St. Paul, who was beheaded with an axe; the ? \ord igainst June 24th, 



Yin PREFACE. 

the feast of St. John Baptist, who was beheaded ; the gridiron against August 10th, the 
feast of St. Lawrence, who suffered martyrdom on one ; a wiieel on the 25th of Novem 
her, for St. Catherine, and a decussated cross on the last of that month, for St. An. 
drew, who are said also to have suffered death by such instruments. Of the 3d kind, are 
the star on the 6th of January, to denote the Epiphany ; a true lover's knot against the 
14th of February, for Valentine's-day ; a bough against the 2d of March, for St. 
Ceadda, who lived a Hermit's life in the woods near Litchfield ; a bough on the 1st of 
May, for the May-bush, then usually set up with great solemnity ; and a rake on the 
llth of June, St. Barnabas'-day, importing that then it is hay-harvest. So, a pot is 
set against the 23d of November, for the feast of St. Clement, from the ancient custom 
of going about that night to beg drink to make merry with : for the purification, an- 
nunciation, and all other feasts of our lady, there is always the figure of a heart : and 
lastly, for December 25th, or Christmas-day, a horn, the ancient vessel in which the 
Danes use to wassail, or drink healths ; signifying to us, that this is the time we ought 
to rejoiae and make merry. 

II, Respecting this second volume of the Every-Day Book, it is scarcely necessary 
to say more than that it has been conducted with the same desire and design as the 
preceding volume ; and that it contains a much greater variety of original information 
concerning manners and customs. I had so devoted myself to this main object, as to 
find no lack of materials for carrying it further ; nor were my correspondents, who had 
largely increased, less communicative : but there were some readers who thought the 
work ought to have been finished in one volume, and others, who were not inclined to 
follow beyond a second ; and their apprehensions that it could not, or their wishes 
that it should not be carried further, constrained me to close it. As an " Everlasting 
Calendar" of amusements, sports, and pastimes, incident to the year, the Every-Day 
Book is complete ; and I venture, without fear of disproof, to affirm, that there is not 
such a copious collection of pleasant facts and illustrations, " for daily use and diver- 
sion," in the language ; nor are any other volumes so abundantly stored with original 
designs, or with curious and interesting subjects so meritoriously engraven. 

III. Every thing that I wished to bring into the Every-Day Book, but was compelled 
Co omit from its pages, in order to conclude it within what the public would deem a 
reasonable size, I purpose to introduce in my Table Book. In that publication, I have 
the satisfaction to find myself aided by many of my " Every-Day " correspondents, to 
whom I tender respectful acknowledgments and hearty thanks. This is the more due 
to them here, because I frankly confess that to most I owe letters ; I trust that those 
who have not been noticed as they expected, will impute the neglect to any thing 
rather than insensibility of my obligations to them, for their valuable favours. 

Although I confess myself to have been highly satisfied by the general reception of 
the Every-Day Book, and am proud of the honour it has derived from individuals of 
high literary reputation, yet there is one class whose approbation I value most especi- 
ally. The " mothers of England " have been pleased to entertain it as an every-day 
assistant in their families ; and instructors of youth, of both sexes, have placed it in 
school-libraries : this ample testimonial, that, while engaged in exemplifying " man- 
ners," I have religiously adhered to " morals," is the most gratifying reward I could 
hope to receive. 

February, 1827. W. HONE 



THE 



EVERY-DAY BOOK. 




JANUARY. 

Then came old January, wrapped well 
In many weeds to keep' the cold away ; 
Yet did he quake and quiver like to quell , 
And blow his nayles to warm them if he may ; 
For they were numb'd with holding all the day 
An hatchet keene, with which he felled wood, 
And from the trees did lop the needlesse spray ; 
Upon a huge great earth-pot steane he stood, 
From whose wide mouth there flowed forth the Romane flood. 

Spenser 
JUtO ! was the first entry by entries to the days, and months, and sea- 



merchants and tradesmen of our fore- 
fathers' days, in beginning their new 
account-books with the new year. LAUS 
DEO ! then, be the opening of this T ;o- 
ume of the Every-Day Book, wherein we 
lake further " note of time." and make 
Vet. 



sons, in " every varied posture, place, 
and hour/'' 



JANUARY, 
mentioned,* 



besides the 
was called by 



names already 
the Anglo- 



* In vol. i. p. 2. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK.-JANUARY 1, 



Saxons Giuli aftera, signifying the second 
Giul, or Yule, or, as \ve should say, the 
second Christmas.* Of Yule itself much 
will be observed, when it can be better 
said. 



To this month there is an ode with a 
verse beautifully descriptive of the Roman 
symbol of the year :f 

Tis he ! the two-fac'd Janus comes in view ; 
Wild hyacinths his robe adorn, 
And snow-drops, rivals of the morn 

He spurns the goat aside, 

But smiles upon the new 

Emerging year with pride : 
And now unlocks, with agate key, 
The ruby gates of orient day. 



CLIMATE. 

Mr. Luke Howard is the author of a 
highly useful work, entitled " The Climate 
of London, deduced from Meteorological 
Observations, made at different places in 
the neighbourhood of the Metropolis : 
London, 1818." 2 vols. 8vo. Out of this 
magazine of fact it is proposed to extract, 
from time to time, certain results which 
may acquaint general readers with useful 
knowledge concerning the weather of our 
latitude, and induce the inquisitive to 
resort to Mr. Howard's book, as a careful 
guide of high authority in conducting their 
researches. That gentleman, it is hoped, 
will not deem this an improper use of his 
labours : it is meant to be, as far as re- 
gards himself, a humble tribute to his 
talents and diligence. With these views, 
under each month will be given a state of 
the weather, in Mr. Howard's own words : 
and thus we begin. 

JANUARY WEATHER 

The Sun in the middle of this month 
continues about 8 h. 20 m. above the hori- 



zon. The Temperature rises in the day, 
on an average of twenty years, to 40-28* 
and falls in the night, in the open country 
to 31-36 the difference, 8'92, repre- 
senting the mean effect of the sun's rays 
for the month, may be termed the solar 
variation of the temperature. 

The Mean Temperature of the month, if 
the observations in this city be included, 
is 36-34. But this mean has a range, in 
ten years, of about 10-25, which may be 
termed the lunar variation of the tempera- 
ture. It holds equally in the decade, 
beginning with 1797, observed in Lon- 
don, and in that beginning with 1807, in 
the country. In the former decade, the 
month was coldest in 1802, and warmest 
in 1812, and coldest in 1814. I have 
likewise shown, that there was a tendency 
in the daily variation of temperature 
through this month, to proceed, in these 
respective periods of years, in opposite 
directions. The prevalence of different 
classes of winds, in the different periods, 
is the most obvious cause of these pe- 
riodical variations of the mean tempera- 
ture. 

The Barometer in this month rises, on 
an average of ten years, to 3-40 in., and 
falls to 28-97 in. : the mean range is there- 
fore 1-43 in.; but the extreme range in 
ten years is 2;38 in. The mean height 
for the month is about 29-79 inches. 

The prevailing Winds are the class from 
west to north. The northerly predomi- 
nate, by a fourth of their amount, over the 
southerly winds. 

The average Evaporation (on a total of 
30-50 inches for the year) is 0-832 in., 
and the mean of De Luc's hydrometer 30. 

The mean Rain, at the surface of the 
earth, is 1-959 in. ; and the number of 
days on which snow or rain falls, in this 
mouth, averages 14, 4. 

A majority of the Nights in this month 
have constantly the temperature at or 
below the foregoing point.J 



Long ere the lingering dawn of that blythe morn 
Which ushers in the year, the roosting cock, 
Flapping his wings, repeats his larum shrill ; 
But on that morn no busy flail obeys 
His rousing call ; no sounds but sounds of joy 
Salute the ear the first-foot's entering step, 
That sudden on the floor is welcome heard, 
Ere blushing maids have braided up their hair ; 
The laugh, the hearty kiss, the good new year 



Sayers. t See vol. i. p. ]. j Howard on Climul*. 

The first vUitant who enters a house on New-year's day is called \hejlrst-foot. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



Pronounced with honest warmth. In village, grange, 
And burrow town, the steaming flaggon, borne 
From house to house, elates the poor man's heart, 
And makes him feel that life has still its joys. 
The aged and the young, man, woman, child, 
Unite in social glee ; even stranger dogs, 
Meeting with bristling back, soon lay aside 
Their snarling aspect, and in sportive chace, 
Excursive scour, or wallow in the snow. 
With sober cheerfulness, the grandam eyes 
Her offspring round her, all in health and peace ; 
And, thankful that she's spared to see this day 
Return once more, breathes low a secret prayer, 
That God would shed a blessing on their heads. 



1 . 



The Saints of the Roman calendars and 
martyr ologies. 

So far as the rev. Alban Butler, in his 
every-day biography of Roman catholic 
saints, has written their memoirs, their 
names have been given, together with 
notices of some, and especially of those 
retained in the calendar of the church of 
England from the Romish calendar. 
Similar notices of others will be offered in 
continuation ; but, on this high festival in 
the calendar of nature, particular or fur- 
ther remark on the saints' festivals would 
interrupt due attention to the season, and 
therefore we break from them to observe 
that day which all enjoy in common, 

$*to gear's? Bap. 

Referring for the " New-year's gifts," 
the " Candlemas-bull," and various ob- 
servances of our ancestors and ourselves, 
to the first volume of this work, wherein 
they are set forth " in lively pourtraie- 
ture," we stop a moment to peep into the 
" Mirror of the Months," and inquire 
" Who can see a new year open upon 
him, without being better for the pros- 
pect without making sundry wise reflec- 
tions (for any reflections on this subject 
must be comparatively wise ones) on the 
step he is about to take towards the goal 
of his being ? Every first of January that 
we arrive at, is an imaginary mile-stone 
on the turnpike track of human life ; at 
once a resting place for thought and me- 
ditation, and a starting point for fresh 
exertion in the performance of our jour- 
ney. The man who does not at least 
propose to himself to be better this year 
than he was last, must be either very 



Grahame 

good, or very bad indeed ! And only to 
vropose to be better, is something; if 
nothing else, it is an acknowledgment of 
our need to be so, which is the first step 
towards amendment. But, in fact, to 
propose to oneself to do well, is in some 
sort to do well, positively ; for there is no 
such thing as a stationary point in human 
endeavours ; he who is not worse to-day 
than he was yesterday, is better ; and he 
who is not better, is worse." 

It is written, " Improve your time," in 
the text-hand set of copies put before us 
when we were better taught to write than 
to understand what we wrote. How often 
these three words recurred at that period 
without their meaning being discovered ! 
How often and how serviceably they have 
recurred since to some who have obeyed 
the injunction ! How painful has reflec- 
tion been to others, who recollecting it, 
preferred to suffer rather than to do! 

The author of the paragraph quoted 
above, expresses forcible remembrance of 
his youthful pleasures on the coming in 
of the new year. " Hail! to thee, JANU- 
ARY! all hail! cold and wintry as thou 
art, if it be but in virtue of thy first day. 
THE DAY, as the French call it, par excel-' 
lence, ' Le jour de Tan.' Come about 
me, all ye little schoolboys that have 
escaped from the unnatural thraldom of 
your taskwork come crowding about 
me, with your untamed hearts shouting 
in your unmodulated voices, and your 
happy spirits dancing an untaught mea- 
sure in your eyes! Come, and help me 
to speak the praises of new-year's day '. 
your day one of the three which have, 
of late, become yours almost exclusively, 
and which have bettered you, and have 
been bettered themselves, by the change. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



Christmay-day, which was ; New-year's- 
day, which is; and Twelfth-day, which 
is to be; let us compel them all three 
into our presence with a whisk of our 
imaginative wand convert them into one, 
as the conjurer does his three glittering 
balls and then enjoy them all together, 
with their dressings, and coachings, and 
visitings, and greetings, and gifts, and 
" many happy returns" with their plum- 
puddings, and mince-pies, and twelfth- 
cakes, and neguses with their forfeits, 
and fortune-tellings, and blindman's-buffs, 
and sittings up to supper with their 
pantomimes, and panoramas, and new 
penknives, and pastrycooks' L'hops in 



short, with their endless round of ever 
new nothings, the absence of a relish for 
which is but ill supplied, in after life, by 
that feverish lingering and thirsting after 
excitement, which usurp without filling 
its place. Oh ! that I might enjoy those 
nothings once again in fact, as I can in 
fancy ! But I fear the wish is worse than 
an idle one ; for it not only may not be, 
but it ought not to be. u We cannot 
have our cake and eat it too," as the 
vulgar somewhat vulgarly, but not less 
shrewdly, express it. And this is as it 
should be; for if we could, it would 
neither be worth the eating nor the 
having.''* 



WASSAIL! 




Health, my lord king, the sweet Rowena said, 
Health, cry'd the chieftain, to the Saxon maid ; 
Then gayly rose, and 'midst the concourse wide, 
Kis&'d her hale lips, and plac'd her by his side : 
At the soft scene such gentle thoughts abound, 
That health and kisses 'mongst the guests went round 
From this the social custom took its rise, 
We still retain, and must for ever prize. 




Now, on New-year's- day as on the pre- 
vious eve, the wassail bowl is carried 
from door to door, with singing and mer- 
riment. In Devonshire, 

A massy bowl, to deck the jovial day, 
Flash'd from its ample round a sunlike ray. 
Full many a cent'ry it shone forth to grace 
The festive spirit of th* Andarton race, 
As, to the sons of sacred union dear, 
It welcomed with lambs' woo/ the rising year. 
Polwhele. 

Mr. Brand says, " It appears from 
Thomas de la Moore,* and old Havillan,f 
that u-as-haile and drinc-heil weve the 



* Vita Edw. II. f la Architren. lib. 2. 



usual ancient phrases of quaffing among 
the English, and synonymous with the 
' Come, here's to you,' and I'll pledge 
you/ of the present day." 



In the " Antiquarian Repertory," a 
large assemblage of curious communica- 
tions, published by Mr. JefFery, of Pall- 
mall, in 4 vols. 4to. there is the followino 
paper relating to an ancient carving re- 
presented in that work, from whence the 
above engraving is taken. The verses 
beneath it are a version of the old lines 
in Robert, of Gloucester's chronicle, by 
Mr. Jeffery's correspondent. 



Mirror of the Months. 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 1. 



10 



For the Antiquarian Repertory. hearth with their cheerful neighbours, 

In the parish of Berlen, near Snodland, and then in the spicy wassell-bowl (which 
in the county of Kent, are the vestiges of testifies the goodness of their hearts) 
a very old mansion, known by the name drowned every former animosity an ex- 
of Groves. Being on the spot before the ample worthy modern imitation. Wassell, 
began to pull down the front, was the word ; Wassell, every guest return- 
ed as he took the circling goblet from his 
friend, whilst song and civil mirth 
brought in the infant year. This annual 
custom, says Geoffrey of Monmouth, had 
its rise from Rouix, or Rowen, or as some 
will have it, Rowena, daughter of the 
Saxon Hengist; she, at the command of 
her father, who had invited the British 
king Voltigern to a banquet, came in the 
presence with a bowl of wine, and wel- 
comed him in these words, Louerd king 
wass-heil ; he in return, by the help of an 
interpreter, answered, Drinc heile; and, 
if we may credit Robert of Gloster, 

l)in antt Sttte $ia attoune antf glafc ttronfee ijtre fyil 
tljat foaS tfjo in fl)iS lautf ti)e berSt foa&f)*tt 
in language of J^ajrojme tf)at toe mtgjt ebere tfotte 
So toell ije pattf) tf)e Me about, tf)at je is gut borgute. 

with such sort of work before the four- 
teenth century. T. N. 



workmen 

I had the curiosity to examine its interior 
remains, when, amongst other things well 
worth observation, appeared in the large 
oak beam that supported the chimney- 
piece, a curious piece of carved work, of 
which the preceding is an exact copy. Its 
singularity induced me to set about an 
investigation, which, to my satisfaction, 
was not long without success. The large 
bowl in the middle is the figure of the 
old wassell-bowl, so much the delight of 
our hardy ancestors, who, on the vigil of 
the new year, never failed (says my 
author) to assemble round the glowing 



Thomas De Le Moor, in his " Life of 
Edward the Second," says partly the 
same as Robert of Gloster, and only 
adds, that Wass-haile and Drinc-hail 
were the usual phrases of quaffing amongst 
the earliest civilized inhabitants of this 
island. 

The two birds upon the bowl did for 
some time put me to a stand, till meeting 
with a communicative person at Hobar- 
row, he assured me they were two hawks, 
as I soon plainly perceived by their bills 
and beaks, and were a rebus of the 
builder's name. There was a string from 
the neck of one bird to the other, which, 
it is reasonable to conjecture, was to note 
that they must be joined together to 
show their signification ; admitting this, 
they were to be red hawks. Upon in- 
quiry, I found a Mr. Henry Hawks, the 
owner of a farm adjoining to Groves ; he 
assured me, his father kept Grove farm 
about forty years since, and that it was 
iuilt by one of their name, and had been 
m his family upwards of four hundred 
years, as appeared by an old lease in his 
possession. 

The apple branches on each side of the 
bowl, I think, means no more than that 
they drank good cider at their Wassells. 
Saxon words at the extremities of the 
beam are already explained ; and the 
mask carved brackets beneath correspond 



The following pleasant old song, in- 
serted by Mr. Brand, from Ritson's col- 
lection of " Antient Songs," was met with 
by the Editor of the Every-day Book, in 
1819, at the printing-office of Mr. Rann, 
at Dudley, printed by him for the Was- 
sailers of Staffordshire and Warwick- 
shire. It went formerly to the tune of 
" Gallants come away. 

A CARROLL FOR A WASSELL-BOWL. 

A jolly Wassel-Bowl, 

A Wassel of good ale, 
Well fare the butler's soul, 
That setteth this to sale 5 

Our jolly Wassel. 
Good Dame, here at your door 

Our Wassel we begin, 
We are all maidens poor, 
We pray now let us in, 

With our WasseL 
Our Wassel we do fill 

With apples and with spice, 

Then grant us your good will 

To taste here once or twice 

Of our good WasseL 
If any maidens be 

Here dwelling in this house, 
They kindly will agree 
To take a full carouse 

Of our Wassr 1. 



11 



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12 



But here they let us stand 

All freezing in the cold ; 
Good master, give command, 

To enter and be bold, 

With our Wassei 

Much joy into this hall 

With us is entered in, 
Our master first of all, 

We hope will now begin, 

Of our Wassei . 

And after his good wife 

Our spiced bowl will try, 
The Lord prolong your life, 

Good fortune we espy, 

For our Wassei. 

Some bounty from your hands, 

Our Wassei to maintain . 
We'll buy no house nor lands 

With that which we do gain, 

With our Wassei. 

This is our merry night 

Of choosing King and Queen r 

Then be it your delight 

That something may be seen 
In our Wassei. 

It is a noble part 

To bear a liberal mind, 
God bless our master's heart, 

For here we comfort find, 

With our Wassei. 

And now we must be gone, 
To seek out more good cheer ; 

Where bounty will be shown, 
As we have found it here, 

With our Wassei. 

Much joy betide them all, "^ 

Our prayers shall be still, 
We hope and ever shall, 

For this your great good will, 
To our Wassei. 

From the " Wassail " we derive, per- 
haps, a feature by which we are distin- 
guished. An Englishman eats no more 
than a Frenchman; but he makes yule- 
tide of all the year. In virtue of his 
forefathers, he is given to " strong drink." 
He is a beer-drinker, an enjoyer of " fat 
ale ;" a lover of the best London porter 
and double XX, and discontented unless 
he can get " stout." He is a sitter withal. 
Put an Englishman " behind a pipe" and 
a full pot, and he will sit till he cannot 
stand. At first he is silent ; but as his 
liquor gets towards the bottom, he inclines 
towards conversation ; as he replenishes, 
his coldness thaws, and he is conversa- 
tional ; the oftener he calls to " fill again,'' 
ihe more talkative he becomes; and when 



thoroughly liquefied, his loquacity is de- 
luging. He is thus in public-house par- 
lours: he is in parties somewhat higher, 
much the same. The business of dinner 
draws on the greater business of drinking, 
and the potations are strong and fiery; 
full-bodied port, hot sherry, and ardent 
spirits. This occupation consumes five 
or six hours, and sometimes more, after 
dining. There is no rising from it, but 
to toss off the glass, and huzza after the 
" hip ! hip ! hip \" of the toast giver. A 
calculation of the number who customa- 
rily " dine out" in this manner half the 
week, would be very amusing, if it were 
illustrated by portraits of some of the 
indulgers. It might be further, and more 
usefully, though not so agreeably illus- 
trated, by the reports of physicians, wives, 
and nurses, and the bills of apothecaries. 
Habitual sitting to drink is the " besetting 
sin" of Englishmen the creator of their 
gout and palsy, the embitterer of their 
enjoyments, the impoverisher of their 
property, the widow-maker of their wives. 

By continuing the " wassail" of our an- 
cestors,we attempt to cultivate the body as 
they did ; but we are other beings, culti- 
vated in other ways, with faculties and 
powers of mind that would have astonished 
their generations, more than their robust 
frames, if they could appear, would asto- 
nish ours. Their employment was in 
hunting their forests for food, or battling 
in armour with risk of life and limb. They 
had no counting-houses, no ledgers, no 
commerce, no Christmas bills, no letter- 
writing, no printing, no engraving, no 
bending over the desk, no " wasting of the 
midnight oil " and the brain together, no 
financing, not a hundredth part of the 
relationships in society, nor of the cares 
that we have, who " wassail" as they did, 
and wonder we are not so strong as they 
were. There were no Popes nor Addi- 
sons in the days of Nimrod. 

The most perfect fragment of the " was- 
sail" exists in the usage of certain cor- 
poration festivals. The person presiding 
stands up at the close of dinner, and 
drinks from a flaggon usually of silver 
having a handle on each side, by which 
he holds it with each hand, and the toast- 
master announces him as drinking " the 
health of his brethren out of the * loving 
cup.' The loving cup, which is the an- 
cient wassail-bowl, is then passed to the 
guest on his left hand, and by him to his 
left-hand neighbour, and as it finds its 
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turn, so each stands up and drinks to the 
president " out of the loving cup." 



The subsequent song is sung in Glou- 
cestershire on New-year's eve : 



Wassail ! Wassail ! over the town, 
Our toast it is white, our ale it is brown : 
Our bowl it is made of a maplin tree, 
We be good fellows all ; I drink to thee. 

Here's to *****, and to his right ear, 
God send our maister a happy New Year ; 
A happy New Year as e'er he did see 
With my Wassailing bowl I drink to thee. 

Here's to * * * *, f and to his right eye, 
God send our mistress a good Christmas pie : 
A good Christmas pie as e'er I did see 
With my Wassailing bowl I drink to thee. 

Here's to Filpail, J and her long tail, 
God send our measter us never may fail 
Of a cup of good beer ; I pray jou draw near, 
And then you shall hear our jolly wassail. 

Be here any maids, I suppose here be some ; 

Sure they will not let young men stand on the cold stone 

Sing hey O maids, come trole back the pin, 

And the fairest maid in the house, let us all in. 

Come, butler, come bring us a bowl of the best : 
I hope your soul in Heaven may rest : 
But if you do bring us a bowl of the small, 
Then down fall butler, bowl, and all. 



Of this usage in Scotland, commencing 
on New-year's eve, there was not room in 
the last sheet of the former volume, to in- 
clude the following interesting communica- 
tion. It is, here, not out of pi ace, because, 
in fact, the usage runs into the morning 
of the New Year. 

DAFT DAYS. HOGMANY. 

Jo the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

The annexed account contains, I believe, 

the first notice of the acting in our Daft 

Days. I have put it hurriedly together, 

but, if of use, it is at your service. 

I am, Sir, &c. 

JOHN WOOD REDDOCK. 
Falkirk, December, 1825. 

During the early ages of Christianity, 
when its promulgation among the barba- 



rous Celts and Gauls had to contend with 
the many obstacles which their ignorance 
and superstition presented, it is very 
probable that the clergy, when they were 
unable entirely to abolish pagan rites, 
would endeavour, as far as possible, to 
twist them into something of a Christian 
cast ; and of the turn which many heathen 
ceremonies thus received, abundant in- 
stances are afforded in the Romish 
church. 

The performance of religious MYSTE- 
RIES, which continued for a long period, 
seems to have been accompanied with 
much licentiousness, and undoubtedly 
was grafted upon the stock of pagan ob- 
servances. It was discovered, how- 
ever, that the purity of the Christian reli- 
gion could not tolerate them, and they 
were succeeded by the MORALITIES, the 
subjects of which were either historical, or 
some existing abuse, that it was wished 



* The name of some horse. 



t The name of another horse. 



I The name of a cow. 



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to aim a blow at. Of this we have an in- 
teresting instance in an account given by 
sir William Eure, the envoy of Henry 
the Eighth to James the Fifth, in a letter 
to the lord privy seal of England, dated 
26th of January 1 540, on the performance 
of a play, or morality, written by the cele- 
brated sir David Lindsay. It was enti- 
tled The Satire of the Three Estates, and 
was performed at Linlithgow, " before 
the king, queene, and the whole counsaill, 
spirituall and temporall," on the feast of 
Epiphany. It gives a singular proof of 
the liberty then allowed, by king James 
and his court witnessing the exhibition of 
a piece, in which the corruptions of the 
existing government and religion were 
treated with the most satirical severity. 

The principal dramatis persona were a 
king, a bushop, a burges man, " armed in 
harness, with a swerde drawn in his 
hande," a poor man, and Experience, 
" clede like ane doctor." The poor man 
(who seems to have represented the peo- 
ple) "looked at the king, and said he was 
not king in Scotland, for there was an- 
other king in Scotland that hanged Johne 
Armstrong with his fellows, Sym the 
laird, and mony other mae." He then 
makes ' a long narracione of the oppres- 
sion of the poor by the taking of the corse- 
presaunte beits, and of the herrying of 
poor men by the consistorye lawe, and of 
mony other abusions of the spiritualitie 
and church. Then the bushop raised and 
rebuked him, and defended himself. Then 
the man of arms alleged the contrarie, and 
commanded the poor man to go on. The 
poor man proceeds with a long list of the 
bushop's evil practices, the vices of clois- 
ters, &c. This is proved by EXPERIENCE, 
who, from a New Testament, showes the 
office of a bishop. The man of arms and 
burges approve of all that was said against 
the clergy, and allege the expediency of a 
reform, with the consent of parliament. 
The bushop dissents. The man of arms 
and burgea said they were two and he but 
one, wherefore their voice should have the 
most effect. Thereafter the king in the 
play ratified, approved, and confirmed all 
that was rehearsed." 

None of the ancient religious observ- 
ances, which have escaped, through the 
riot of time and barbarism, to our day, 
have occasioned more difficulty than that 
which forms the subject of these remarks. 
It is remarkable, that in all disputed ety- 
mological investigations, a number of 
words got as explanatory, are so pro- 



vokingly improbable, that decision is ren- 
dered extremely difficult. With no term 
is this more the case, than HOGMENAY. So 
wide is the field of conjecture, as to the 
signification of this word, that we shall 
not occupy much space in attempting to 
settle which of the various etymologies is 
the most correct. 

Many complaints were made to the 
Gallic synods of the great excesses com- 
mitted on the last night of the year and 
first of January, by companies of both 
sexes dressed in fantastic habits, who ran 
about with their Christmas boxes, calling 
tire lire, and begging for the lady in the 
straw both money and wassels. The chief 
of these strollers was called Rollet Follet. 
They came into the churches during the 
vigils, and disturbed the devotions. A 
stop was put to this in 1598, at the repre- 
sentation of the bishop of Angres ; but 
debarred from coming to the churches, 
they only became more licentious, and 
went about the country frightening the 
people in their houses, so that the legisla- 
ture having interfered, an end was put to 
the practice in 1668. 

The period during the continuance of 
these festivities corresponded exactly with 
the present daft days, which, indeed, is 
nearly a translation of their French name 
f$tes de fous. The cry used by the ha- 
chelettes during the sixteenth century has 
also a striking resemblance to the still 
common cry " hogmenay trololay gi'us 
your white bread and nane o' your grey," 
it being " au gui menez, Rollet Follet, au 
gui menez, tire" lire, mainte du blanc et 
point du bis." 

The word Rollet is, perhaps, a corrup- 
tion of the ancient Norman invocation of 
their hero, Rollo. Gui, however, seems to 
refer to the druidical custom of cutting 
branches from the mistletoe at the close of 
the year, which were deposited in the 
temples and houses with great ceremony. 
A supposition has been founded upon 
the reference of this cry to the birth of our 
Saviour, and the arrival of the wise men 
from the east ; of whom the general belief 
in the church of Rome is, that they were 
three in number. Thus the language, as 
borrowed from the French may be " hom- 
me est ne, trois rois allois !" A man is 
born, three kings are come ! 

Others, fond of referring to the dark 
period of J;he Goths, imagine that this 
name had*ts origin there. Thus, minne 
was one of the cups drunk at the feast of 
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thenism, and oel is the general term for 
festival. The night before Yule was called 
hoggin-nott, or hogenat, signifying the 
slaughter night, and may have originated 
from the number of cattle slaughtered on 
that night, either as sacrifices, or in pre- 
paration for the feast on the following 
day. They worshipped the sun under the 
name Thor. Hence, the call for the ce- 
lebration of their sacrifices would be 
" Hogg-minne ! Thor ! oel ! oel !" Re- 
member your sacrifices, the feast of Thor ! 
the feast ! 

That the truth lies among these various 
explanations, there appears no doubt; we 
however turn to hogmenay among our- 
selves, and although the mutilated legend 
which we have to notice remains but as a 
few scraps, it gives an idea of the exist- 
ence of a custom which has many points 
of resemblance to that of France during 
the fetes dufous. It has hitherto escaped 
the attention of Scottish antiquaries. 

Every person knows the tenacious ad- 
herence of the Scottish peasantry to the 
tales and observances of auld lang syne. 
Towards the close of the year many super- 
stitions are to this day strictly kept up 
among the country people, chiefly as con- 
nected with their cattle and crops. Their 
social feelings now get scope, and while 
one may rejoice that he has escaped diffi- 
culties and dangers during the past year, 
another looks forward with bright antici- 
pation for better fortune in the year to 
come. The bannock of the oaten cake gave 
place a little to the currant loaf and bun, 
and the amories of every cottager have 
goodly store of dainties, invariably includ- 
ing a due proportion of Scotch drink. The 
countenances of all seem to say 

" Let mirth abound ; let social cheer 
Invest the dawnin' o' the year, 
Let blithsome Innocence appear 

To crown our joy, 
Nor envy wi' sarcastic sneer, 

Our bliss destroy. 

When merry Yuleday comes, I trow 
You'll scantlings find a hungry mou ; 
Sma* are our cares, our stomacks fu* 

O' gusty gear 
An' kicksliaws, strangers to our view 

Sin' fairnyear. 

Then tho' at odds wi' a' the warl, 
Among oursels we'll never quarrel 
Though discard gie a canker'd snarl 

To spoil our glee, 
As lang's there pith into the barrel 

We'll drink and gree !" 
Ferguson's Daft Days. 



It is deemed lucky to see the new moon 
with some money (silver) in tne pocket. 
A similar idea is perhaps connected with 
the desire to enter the new year rife 6* 
roughness. The grand affair among the 
boys in the town is to provide themselves 
v?iih fausse faces, or masks ; and those with 
crooked horns and beards are in greatest 
demand. A high paper cap, with one of 
their great grandfather's antique coats, 
then equips them as a guisard they thus 
go about the shops seeking their hogme- 
nay. In the carses and moor lands, how- 
ever, parties of guisards have long kept up 
the practice in great style. Fantastically 
dressed, and each having his character al- 
lotted him, they go through the farm 
houses, and unless denied entrance by 
being told that the OLD STYLE is kept, per- 
form what must once have been a con- 
nected dramatic piece. We have heard 
various editions of this, but the substance 
of it is something like the following : 

One enters first to speak the prologue 
in the style of the Chester mysteries, call- 
ed the Whitsun plays, and which appear 
to have been performed during the may- 
oralty of John Arneway, who filled that 
office in Chester from 1268 to 1276. It 
is usually in these words at present 

Rise up gudewife and shake your feathers ; 

Dinna think that we're beggars, 

We are bairns com'd to play 

And for to seek our hogmenay ; 

Redd up stocks, redd up stools, 

Here comes in a pack o' fools.* 

Muckle head and little wit stand behint the 
door, 

But sic a set as we are, ne'er were here be- 
fore. 

One with a sword, who corresponds 
with the Rollet, now enters and says : 

Here conies in the great king of Macedon, 
Who has conqtier'd all the world but Scot- 
land alone. 
When I came to Scotland my heart grew so 

cold 

To see a little nation so stout and so bold, 
So stout and so bold, so frank and so free I 
Call upon Galgacus to fight wi' me 

If national partiality does not deceive 
us, we think this speech points out the 
origin of the story to be the Roman in- 
vasion under Agricola, and the name of 
Galgacus (although Galacheus and Sain^ 

* The author of Waverly, in a note to the Abbot, 
mentions three Moralities played during the time of 
the reformation The Abbot of Unreason, The Bt) 
Bishop, and the Pepe o' Fools may not pack o'joolt 
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Lawrence are sometimes substituted, but 
most probably as corruptions) makes the 
famous struggle for freedom by the Scots 
under that leader, in the battle fought at 
the foot of the Grampians, the subject of 
this historical drama. 

Enter Galgacus. 
Here comes in Galgacus wha doesna fear 

my name ? 
Sword and buckler by my side, I hope to win 

the game ! 

They close in a sword fight, and in the 
"hash smash" the chief is victorious. 
He says : 
Down Jack ! down to the ground you must 

go 

Oh O ! what's this I've done ? 
I've killed my brother Jack, my father's 

only son ! 
Call upon the doctor. 

Enter Doctor (saying) 
Here comes in the best doctor that ever 
Scotland bred. 

Chief. What can you cure ? 
The doctor then relates his skill in sur- 
gery. 

Chief. What will ye tak to cure this 
man? 

Doctor. Ten pound and a bottle of 
wine. 

Chief. Will six not do ? 
Doctor. No, you must go higher. 
Chief. Seven? 

Doctor. That will not put on the pot, 
&c. 

A bargain however is struck, and the 
Doctor says to Jack, start to your feet and 
stand ! 

Jack. Oh hon, my back, I'm sairly 
wounded. 

Doctor. What ails your back ? 
Jack. There's a hole in't you may turn 
your tongue ten times round it ! 
Doctor. How did you get it? 
Jack. Fighting for our land. 
Doctor. How mony did you kill ? 
Jack. I killed a' the loons save ane, 
but he ran, he wad na stand. 

Here, most unfortunately, there is a 
" hole Vthe ballad,' a hiatus which irre- 
parably closes the door upon our keenest 
prying. During the late war with France 
Jack was made to say he had been " fight- 
ing the French," and that the loon who 
took leg bail was no less a personage than 
NAP. le grand ! Whether we are to re- 
gard this as a dark prophetic anticipation 
of what did actually take place, seems 



really problematical. The strange event- 
ful history however is wound up by the 
entrance of Judas with the bag. He says : 

Here comes in Judas Judas is my name, 
If ye pit nought sillar i'my bag, for gude- 

sake mind our wame ! 
When I gaed to the castle yett and tint at 

the pin, 
They keepit the keys o' the castle wa , and 

, wad na let me iu. 
I've been i' the east carse, 
I've been i* the west carse, 
IVe been i' the carse o' Cowrie, 
Where the clouds rain a' day wi' peas and 

wi' beans ! 
And the farmers theek houses wi' needles 

and prim! 

I've seen geese ga'in* on pattens ! 
And swine fleeing i' the air like peelings o' 

onions ! 
Our hearts are made o' steel, but our body's 

sma' as ware, 
If you've ouything to gi' us, stop it in there! 

This character in the piece seems to 
mark its ecclesiastical origin, being of 
course taken from the office of the betrayer 
in the New Testament ; whom, by the way, 
he resembles in another point ; as extreme 
jealousy exists among the party, this per- 
sonage appropriates to himself the contents 
of the bag The money and ivassel, which 
usually consists offarles of short bread, or 
cakes and pieces of cheese, are therefore 
frequently counted out before the whole. 

One of the guisards who has the best 
voice, generally concludes the exhibition 
by singing an " auld Scottish sang." The 
most ancient melodies only are consi- 
dered appropriate for this occasion, and 
many very fine ones are often sung that 
have not found their way into collections : 
or the group join in a reel, lightly tripping 
it, although encumbered with buskins of 
straw wisps, to the merry sound of the 
fiddle, which used to form a part of the 
establishment of these itinerants. They 
anciently however appear to have been ac- 
companied with a musician, who played 
the kythels, or stock-and-horn, a musical 
instrument made of the thigh bone of a 
sheep and the horn of a bullock. 

The above practice, like many customs 
of the olden time, is now quickly falling 
into disuse, and the revolution of a few 
years may witness the total extinction of 
this seasonable doing. That there does 
still exist in other places of Scotland the 
remnants of plays performed upon similar 
occasions, and which may contain many 
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noticed above, however, is the first which 
we remember of seeing noticed in a par- 
ticular manner. 

The kirk of Scotland appears formerly 
to have viewed these festivities exactly as 
the Roman church in France did in the 
sixteenth century ; and, as a proof of this, 
and of the style in which the sport was an- 
ciently conducted in the parish of Falkirk, 
we have a remarkable instance so late as 
the year 1 702. A great number of farmers' 
sons and farm servants from the " East 
Carse " were publicly rebuked before the 
session, or ecclesiastical court, for going 
about in disguise upon the last night of 
December that year, " acting things un- 
seemly ;" and having professed their sor- 
row for the sinfulness of the deed, were 
certified if they should be found guilty of 
the like in time coming, they would be 
proceeded against after another manner. 
Indeed the scandalized kirk might have 
been compelled to put the cutty stool in 
requisition, as a consequence of such pro- 
miscuous midnight meetings. 

The observance of the old custom of 
" first fits " upon New-year's day is kept 
up at Falkirk with as much spirit as any 
where else. Both Old and New Style 
have their " keepers," although many of 
the lower classes keep them in rather a 
" disorderly style." Soon as the steeple 
clock strikes the ominous tivelve, all is 
running, and bustle, and noise; hot-pints 
in clear scoured copper kettles are seen 
in all directions, and a good noggin to the 
well-known toast, " A gude new year, and 
a merry han'sel Monday," is exchanged 
among the people in the streets, as well 
as friends in the houses. On han'sel 
Monday O. S. the numerous colliers in 
the neighbourhood of the town liave a 
grand main of cocks ; but there is nothing 
in these customs peculiar to the season. 

Falkirk, 1825. J. W. R. 

ANNUAL JOCULAR TENURE. 

The following are recorded particulars 
of a whimsical custom in Yorkshire, by 
which a right of sheep-ivalk is held by the 
tenants of a manor : 

Hutton Conyers, Com, York. 

Near this town, which lies a few miles 
from Ripon, there is a large common, 
called Hutton Conyers Moor, whereof 
William Aislabie, esq. of Studley Royal, 
(lord of the manor of Hutton Conyers,) 
is lord of the soil, and on which there is a 



large coney-warren belonging to the lord. 
The occupiers of messuages and cottages 
within the several towns of Hutton Co- 
nyers, Baldersby, Rainton, Dishforth, and 
Hewick, have right of estray for their sheep 
to certain limited boundaries on the com- 
mon, and each township has a shepherd. 

The lord's shepherd has a preeminence 
of tending his sheep on every part of the 
common ; and wherever he herds the 
lord's sheep, the several other shepherds 
are to give way to him, and give up their 
hoofing-place, so long as he pleases to 
depasture the lord's sheep thereon. The 
lord holds his court the first day in the 
year, to entitle those several townships to 
such right of estray ; the shepherd of each 
township attends the court, and does 
fealty, by bringing to the court a large 
apple-pie, and a twopenny sweetcake, 
(except the shepherd of Hewick, who 
compounds by paying sixteen pence for 
ale, which is drank as after mentioned,) 
and a wooden spoon ; each pie is cut in 
two, and divided by the bailiff, one half 
between the steward, bailiff, and the te- 
nant of the coney-warren before men- 
tioned, and the other half into six parts, 
and divided amongst the six shepherds of 
the above mentioned six townships. In 
the pie brought by the shepherd of Rain- 
ton an inner one is made, filled with 
prunes. The cakes are divided in the 
same manner. The bailiff of the manor 
provides furmety and mustard, and deli- 
vers to each shepherd a slice of cheese 
and a penny roll. The furmety, well 
mixed with mustard, is put into an earthen 
pot, and placed in a hole in the ground, 
in a garth belonging to the bailiff's house; 
to which place the steward of the court, 
with the bailiff, tenant of the warren, and 
six shepherds, adjourn with their respective 
wooden spoons. The bailiff provides 
spoons for the stewards, the tenant of the 
warren, and himself. The steward first 
pays respect to the furmety, by taking a 
large spoonful, the bailiff has the next 
honour, the tenant of the warren next, 
then the shepherd of Hutton Conyers, and 
afterwards the other shepherds by regular 
turns ; then each person is served with a 
glass of ale, (paid for by the sixteen pence 
brought by the Hetvick shepherd,) and the 
health of the lord of the manor is drank ; 
then they adjourn back to the bailiffs 
house, and the further business of the 
court is proceeded in. 

Each pie contains about a peck of 
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diameter, and as large as will go into the a plentiful dinner in the servants' hall ; 

mouth of an ordinary oven. The bailiff' and after dinner they also receive prizes 

of the manor measures them with a rule, " "" ' 

and takes the diameter ; and if they are 

not of a sufficient capacity, he threatens 

to return them, and fine the town. If 

they are large enough, he divides them 

with a rule and compasses into four equal 

parts ; of which the steward claims one, 

the warrener another, and the remainder 

Li divided amongst the shepherds. In 

respect to the furmety, the top of the dish 

in which it is put is placed level with the 

surface of the ground ; all persons present 

are invited to eat of it, and those who do 

not, are not deemed loyal to the lord. 

Every shepherd is obliged to eat of it, and 

for that purpose is to take a spoon in his 

pocket to the court ; for if any of them 

neglect to carry a spoon with him, he is 

to lay him down upon his belly, and sup _ . . - -_ 

the furmety with his face to the pot or On the head of each bald P ated tree - 

dish at which time it is usual by way of Now wild duck and wid abound 

sport, for some of the bystanders to dip Snipes sit by the half frozen rills 

his face into the furmety; and sometimes Where woodcocks are frequently found, 

a shepherd, for the sake of diversion, will That sport such amazing long bills. 

purposely leave his spoon at home.* 

The winds blow out shrilly and hoarse, 

And the rivers are choking with ice ; 
And it comes as a matter of course, 
That Wallsends are rising in price. 



for their good conduct as teachers, and 
their diligence as scholars. 

I am, &c. 

J.S. 

ODE TO THE NEW YEAR. 
BY 

A Gentleman of Literary Habits and Means. 
For the Every-day Book. 

All hail to the birth of the year, 
See golden haired Phoebus afar ; 
Prepares to renew his career, 
And is mounting his dew spangled car. 

Stern Winter congeals every brook, 
That murmured so lately with glee ; 
And places a snowy peruke, 



NEW-YEAR S DAY IN SUSSEX. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

A practice which well deserves to be 
known and imitated is established at 
Maresfield-park, Sussex, the seat of sir 
John Shelley, bart. M. P. Rewards are 
annually given on New-year's day to such 
of the industrious poor in the neighbour- 
hood as have not received parish relief, 
and have most distinguished themselves 
by their good behaviour and industry, the 
neatness of their cottages and gardens, 
anil their constant attendance at church, 
&c. The distribution is made by lady 
Shelley, assisted by other ladies ; and it 
is gratifymg to observe the happy effects 
upon the character and disposition of the 
poor people with which this benevolent 
practice has been attended during the few 
years it has been established. Though 
the highest reward does not exceed two 
guineas, yet it has excited a wonderful 
spirit of emulation, and many a strenuous 
effort to avoid receiving money from the 
parisn. Immediately as the rewards are 
given, all (he children belonging to the 
Sunday-school and national-school lately 
established in the parish, are set down to 

* Bloum's Dug. Antiq. by Beckwith. 



Alas ! for the poor ! as unwilling 
I gaze on each famishing group ; 
I never miss giving a shilling, 
To the parish subscription for soup. 

The wood pigeon, sacred to love, 
Is wheeling in circles on high ; 
How charming he looks in the grove ' 
How charming he looks in the pie ' 

Now gone is St. Thomas's day, 
The shortest, alas ! in the year. 
And Christmas is hasting away, 
With its holly and berries and beer, 

And the old year for ever is gone, 
With the tabor, the pipe, and the dance ; 
And gone is our collar of brawn, 
And gone is the mermaid to France. 

The scythe and the hour glass of time, 
Those fatal mementos of woe, 
Seem to utter in accents sublime, 
" We are all of us going to go !" 



We are truly and agreeably informet 
by the " Mirror of the Months," thai 
" Now periodical works put on their best 
attire ; the old ones expressing their deter- 
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ones to become old ; and each makes a 
point of putting forth the first of some 
pleasant series (such as this, for example !), 
which cannot fail to fix the most fugitive 
of readers, and make him her own for 
another twelve months at least." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 

Under this head it is proposed to place 
the " Mean temperature of every day in 
the Year for London and its environs, on 
an average of Twenty Years," as deduced 
by Mr. Howard, from observations com- 
mencing with the year 1797, and ending 
with 1816. 

For the first three years, Mr. Howard's 
observations were conducted at Plaistow, 
a village about three miles and a half 
N. N. E. of the Royal Observatory at 
Greenwich, four miles E. of the edge of 
London, with the Thames a mile and a 
half to the S., and an open level country, 
for the most part well-drained land, 
around it. The thermometer was attached 
to a post set in the ground, under a Por- 
tugal laurel, and from the lowness of this 
tree, the whole instrument was within 
three feet of the turf; it had the house 
and offices, buildings of ordinary height, to 
the S. and S.E. distant about twenty yards, 
but was in other respects freely exposed. 

For the next three years, the observa- 
tions were made partly at Plaistow and 
partly at Mr. Howard's laboratory at 
Stratford, a mile and a half to the N.W., 
on ground nearly of the same elevation. 
The thermometer had an open N. W. 
exposure, at six feet from the ground, 
close to the river Lea. 

The latter observations were made at 
Tottenham-green, four miles N. of London, 
which situation, as the country to the N. W. 
especially is somewhat hilly and more 
wooded, Mr. Howard considers more 
sheltered than the former site; the elevation 
of the ground is a trifle greater, and the 
thermometer was about ten feet from the 
general level of the garden before it, with 
a very good exposure N., but not quite 
enough detached from the house, having 
been affixed to the outer door-case, in a 
frame which gave it a little projection, 
and admitted the air behind it. 

On this day, then, the average of these 
twenty years' observations gives 

Mean Temperature ... 36-57. 



It is, further, proposed to notice certain 
astronomical and meteorological pheno- 
mena ; the migration and singing of 
birds ; the appearance of insects ; the 
leafing and flowering of plants ; and other 
particulars peculiar to animal, vegetable, 
and celestial existences. These observa- 
tions will only be given from sources 
thouMighly authentic, and the authorities 
will be subjoined. Communications for 
this department will be gladly received. 



Sanuarp 2. 

St. Concord. 

Is said, by his English biographer Butler, 
to have been a sub-deacon in a desert, 
martyred at Spoletto, about the year 178 ; 
whereto the same biographer adds, " In 
the Roman Martyrology his name occurs 
on the first, in some others on the second 
of January." The infallible Roman church, 
to end the discord, rejects the authority 
of the " Roman Martyrology," and keeps 
the festival of Concord on the second of 
January. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 92. 

Sfamtarp 3 

THE RIDDLE OF THE YEAR, 

By Cleobnlus. 

There is a father with twice six sons ; 
these sons have thirty daughters a-piece, 
party-coloured, having one cheek white 
and the other black, who never see each 
other's face, nor live above twenty-four 
hours. 

Cleobulus, to whom this riddle is attri- 
buted, was one of the seven wise men of 
Greece, who lived about 570 years before 
the birth of Christ, 

Riddles are of the highest antiquity; 
the oldest on record is in the book of 
Judges xiv. 14 18. We are told by 
Plutarch, that the girls of his times worked 
at netting or sewing, and the most inge- 
nious " made riddles." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . . 35 60. 



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Sfanuarp 4. 

Prepare for Twelftf^day. 
The " Mirror of the Months," a reflector 
of " The Months" by Mr. Leigh Hunt, 
enlarged to include other objects, adopts, 
" Above all other proverbs, that which 
says, ' There's nothing like the time pre- 
sent/ partly because * the time present ' 
is but a periphrasis for Now !" The se- 
ries of delightful things which Mr. Hunt 
links together by the word Now in his 
" Indicator," is well remembered, and his 
pleasant disciple tells us, " Now, then, 
the cloudy canopy of sea-coal smoke that 
hangs over London, and crowns her queen 
of capitals, floats thick and threefold ; for 
fires and feastings are rife, and everybody 
is either ' out ' or * at home ' every night. 
Now, if a frosty day or two does happen 
to pay us a flying visit, on its way to the 
North Pole, how the little boys make 
slides on the pathways, for lack of ponds, 
and, it may be, trip up an occasional 
housekeeper just as he steps out of his 
own door; who forthwith vows vengeance, 
in the shape of ashes, on all the slides in 
his neighbourhood, not, doubtless, out of 
vexation at his own mishap, and revenge 
against the petty perpetrators of it, but 
purely to avert the like from others I 
Now the bloom-buds of the fruit-trees, 
which the late leaves of autumn had con- 
cealed from the view, stand confessed, 
upon the otherwise bare branches, and, 
dressed in their patent wind-and-water- 
proof coats, brave the utmost severity of 
the season, their hard, unpromising out- 
sides, compared with the forms of beauty 
which they contain, reminding us of their 
friends the butterflies, when in the chry- 
salis state. Now the labour of the hus- 
bandman is, for once in the year, at a 
stand ; and he haunts the alehouse fire, 
or lolls listlessly over the half-door of the 
village smithy, and watches the progress 
of the labour which he unconsciously en- 
vies ; tasting for once in his life (without 
knowing it) the bitterness of that ennui 
which he begrudges to his betters. Now, 
melancholy-looking men wander * by 
twos and threes' through market-towns, 
with their faces as blue as the aprons that 
are twisted round their waists ; their in- 
effectual rakes resting on their shoulders, 
and a withered cabbage hoisted upon a 
pole ; and sing out their doleful petition 
of ' Pray remember the poor gardeners, 
who can get no work !' " 



Now, however, not to conclude mourn- 
fully, let us remember that the officers 
and some of the principal inhabitants of 
most parishes in London, preceded by 
their beadle in the full majesty of a full 
great coat and gold laced hat, with his 
walking staff of state higher than him- 
self, and headed by a goodly polished 
silver globe, go forth from the vestry 
room, and call on every chief parishioner 
for a voluntary contribution towards a 
provision for cheering the abode of the 
needy at this cheerful season : and now 
the unfeeling and mercenary urge " false 
pretences" upon " public grounds," with 
the vain hope of concealing their private 
reasons for refusing " public charity :" 
and notv, the upright and kind-hearted 
welcome the annual call, and dispense 
bountifully. Their prosperity is a blessing. 
Each scattereth and yet increaseth ; their 
pillows are pillows of peace ; and at the 
appointed time, they lie down with their 
fathers, and sleep the sleep of just men 
made perfect, in everlasting rest. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 36- 42. 



TWELFTH-DAY EVE. 

Agricultural Custom. 
In the parish of Pauntley, a village on 
the borders of the county of Gloucester, 
next Worcestershire, and in the neigh- 
bourhood, " a custom, intended to pre- 
vent the smut in wheat, in some respect 
resembling the Scotch Beltein, prevails." 
" On the eve of Twelfth-day all the ser- 
vants of every farmer assemble together 
in one of the fields that has been sown 
with wheat. At the end of twelve lands, 
they make twelve fires in a row with 
straw ; around one of which, made larger 
than the rest, they drink a cheerful glass 
of cyder to their master's health, and suc- 
cess to the future harvest ; then, returning 
home, they feast on cakes made of cara- 
ways, &c. soaked in cyder, which they 
claim as a reward for their past labours in 
sowing the grain.''* 



Credulity and Incredulity. 
In the beginning of the year 1825, the 
flimsiest bubbles of the most bungling 

* Rudge's Gloucester. 



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projectors obtained the public confidence; 
at the close of the year that confidence 
was refused to firms and establishments 
of unquestionable security. Just before 
Christmas, from sudden demands greatly 
beyond the amounts which were ready 
for ordinary supply, bankers in London 
of known respectability stopped pay- 
ment ; the panic became general through- 
out the kingdom, and numerous country 
banks failed, the funds fell, Exchequer 
bills were at a heavy discount, and public 
securities of every description suffered 
material depression. This exigency ren- 
dered prudence still more circumspect, 
and materially retarded the operations 
of legitimate business, to the injury of all 
persons engaged in trade. In several 
manufacturing districts, transactions of 
every kind were suspended, and manu- 
factories wholly ceased from work. 

EXCHEQUER BILLS. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, , 

As just at this time it may be interest- 
ing to many of your readers, to know the 
origin of Exchequer bills; I send you the 
following account 

In the years 1696 and 1697, the silver 
currency of the kingdom being, by clip- 

Sing, washing, grinding, filing, &c. re- 
uced to about half its nominal value, 
acts of parliament were passed for its 
being called in, and re-coined ; but 
whilst the re-coinage was going on ex- 
chequer bills were first issued, to supply 
the demands of trade. The quantity of 
silver re-coined, according to D'Avenant, 
from the old hammered money, amount- 
ed to 5,725,933^. It is worthy of remark, 
that through the difficulties experienced 
by the Bank of England (which had been 
established only three years,) during the 
re-coinage, they having taken the clipped 
silver at its nominal value, and guineas 
at an advanced price, bank notes were in 
1697 at a discount of from 15 to 20 per 
cent. "During the re-coinage," says 



treasure, which the war and our losses at 
sea had drawn out of the nation." 

I am, &c. 
J. G. 



THE CHRISTMAS DAYS. 
A Family Sketch. 

Bring me a garland of holly, 

Rosemary, ivy, and bays ; 
Gravity's nothing but folly, 

Till after the Christmas day 

Fill out a glass of Bucellas ; 

Here ! boys put the crown on my 

head : 

Now, boys ! shake hands be good fel- 
lows, 
And all be good men when I'm dead. 

Come, girls, come ! now for your kisses. 

Hearty ones louder loud louder ' 
How Fm surrounded with blisses ! 

Proud men may here see a prouder. 

Now, you rogues, go kiss your mother : 
Ah ! ah ! she won't let you ? pho ! 

pho ! 
Gently there, there now ! don't smo 

ther : 
Old lady ! come, now I'll kiss you. 

Here take the garland, and wear it ; 

' Nay, nay ! ' but you must, and you 

shall ; 
For, here's suck a kiss! come, don't fear it; 

If you do turn round to the wall. 

A kiss too for Number Eleven, 

The Newcome the young Christmas 

berry 

My Alice ! who makes my girls seven, 
And makes merry Christmas more 
merry. 

Another good glass of Bucellas, 
While I've the crown on my head ; 

Laugh on my good girls, and good fel- 
lows, 
Till it's off then off to bed. 



D'Avenant, "all great dealings were 
transacted by tallies, bank-bills, and gold- 
smiths' notes. Paper credit did not only 
supply the place of running cash, but December 30, 1825. 
greatly multiplied the kingdom's stock ; 
for tallies and bank-bills did to many 
uses serve as well, and to some better than 
gold and silver ; and this artificial wealth 
which necessity had introduced, did 
make us less feel the want of that real 



Hey ! now, for the Christmas holly, 

Rosemary, ivy, and bays ; 
Gravity's nothing but folly, 

Till after the Christmas days. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature. . . 37 47. 



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The bean found out, and monarch crown d, 
He dubs a fool, and sends him round, 
To raise the frolic when it's low 
Himself commands the wine to flow. 
Each watches for the king to quaff, 
When, all at once, up springs the laugh ; 
They cry " The king drinks !" and away 
They shout a long and loud huzza! 
And when it's ended conies the dance, 
And thus is Twelfth-night spent in France. 



Sanuarp 6. 

Epiphany. Old Chrtstmas-dav. 
Holiday at the Public-offices. 

TWELFTH-DAY. 

It is only in certain rural parts of 
France that the merriments represented 
above still prevail. The engraving is 
from an old print, " I. Marriette ex." 
inscribed as in the next column. 



" L'HlVER. 

Les Divertissements du Roi-boit. 

Loin dicy mille soins facheux, 
Que porte avec soy la coronne ; 
Celle qua table Bacrhus donne 
Ne fit Jamais de malheureux." 

This print may be regarded a faithful 
picture of the almost obsolete usage. 



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During the holidays, and especially on 
Twelfth-night, school-boys dismiss " the 
cares and the fears" of academic rule ; or 
they are regarded but as a passing cloud, 
intercepting only for an instant the sun- 
shine of joy wherewith their sports are 
brightened. Gerund-grinding and pars- 
ing are usually prepared for at the last 



moment, until when " the master's chair" 
is only u remembered to be forgotten." 
There is entire suspension of the autho- 
rity of that class, by whom the name of 
" Busby" is venerated, till " Black Mon- 
day" arrives, and chaises and stages con- 
vey the young Christmas-keepers to the 
" seat of government." 




n. 54. 



29n 



Him ! sui generis, alone, 

Busby ! the great substantive noun ! 

Whose look was lightning, and whose word 

Was thunder to the boys who heard, 

Is, as regards his long vocation, 

Pictured by this his great location. 

Look on it well, boys, and digest 

The symbols ! learn and shun the rest ! 



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The name of Busby '.not the musical 
d octor,but a late magisterial doctor of West- 
minster school celebrated for severe dis- 
cipline, is a "word of fear" to all living 
who know his fame ! It is perpetuated 
by an engraved representation of his 



morning, fell asleep in his memento ; and 
when he awoke, added, with aloud voice, 
The king drinketh." This mal-apropos 
exclamation must have proceeded from a 
foreign ecclesiastic : we have no account 
of the ceremony to which it refers having 

chairTsaYd^oTaVbeen designed by sir prevailed in merry England. 

Peter Lily, and presented by that artist 

to king Charles II. The arms, and each 

arm, are appalling ; and the import of the 

otherdevices are, or ought to be, known by 

every tyro. Every prudent person lays 

in stores before they are wanted, and Dr. 

Busby's chair may as well be " in the 

house" on Twelfth-day as on any other ; 

not as a mirth-spoiler, but as a subject 

which we know to-day that we have " by 

us," whereon to inquire and discuss at ~ 



An excellent pen-and-ink picture of 
"Merry England"* represents honest 
old Froissart, the French chronicler, as 
saying of some English in his time, that 
" they amused themselves sadly after the 
the fashion of their country ;" Hprpnn tho 



more convenient season. Dr. Busby was 
a severe, but not an ill-natured man. It 
is related of him and one of his scholars, 
that during the doctor's absence from his 
study, the boy found some plums ^ in it, 



whereon the 

portrayer of Merry England observes, 
" They have indeed a way of their own. 
Their mirth is a relaxation from gravity, 
a challenge to ' Dull Care' to ' be gone ;' 
and one is not always clear at first, whe- 
ther the appeal is successful. The cloud 
may still hang on the brow ; the ice may 
not thaw at once. To help them out in 
their new character is an act of charity. 



and being moved by lickerishness, began Any thing short of hanging or drowning 
to eat some ; first, however, he waggishly ig sometn i n g to begin with. They do not 
cried out, I publish the banns of matn- enter into their amu sements the less 
mony between my mouth and these Doggedly because they may plague others, 
plums; if any here present know just They like a thing the better for hitting 
cause or impediment why they should not them ft Qn the k nuc kies, for making their 
be united, you are to declare it, or here- 
after hold your peace ;" and then he ate. 
But the doctor had overheard the procla- 
mation, and said nothing till the next 
morning, when causing the boy to be 
" brought up," and disposed for punish- 



blood tingle. They do not dance or 
sing, but they make good cheer ' eat, 
drink, and are merry. 7 No people are 
fonder of field-sports, Christmas gambols, 
1 or practical jests. Blindman's - buff, 
hunt-the-slipper, hot-cockles, and snap- 



ment, he grasped the well-known instru- 
ment, and said, " I publish the banns of 
matrimony between this rod and this boy: 
if any of you know just cause or impedi- ......... ____________ 

ment why they should not be united, you pi ura -p U{ J(iing, the spiced ale and roasted 
" - 



dragon, are all approved English games, 

publish the banns ot ^^ Q f i au gh a ble surprises and ' hair- 
breadth 'scapes/ and serve to amuse the 
winter fireside after the roast beef and 



are to declare it." The boy himself call- cra ^ thrown (hissing-hot) into the foam- 

ed out, "I forbid the banns!" "For i ng tankard. Punch (not the liquor, but 

what cause ?" inquired the doctor. " Be- tne p u pp e t) is not, I fear, of English ori- 

cause," said the boy, the parties are not gin . but there j s no p i ac e, I take it, where 

agreed !" The doctor enjoyed the vali- he finds himself more at home or meets a 

dity of the objection urged by the boy s more ; oyous welcome, where he collects 
wit, and the ceremony was not performed. 
This is an instance of Dr. Busby's admi- 



ration of talent : and let us hope, in be- 
half of its seasonableness here, that it was 
at Christmas time. 

The King drinks. 

We recur once more to this subject, for 
the sake of remarking that there is an ac- 
count of a certain curate, '' who having 
taken his preparations over evening, when 
all men cry (as the manner is) The king 
Jrinketh, chanting his masse the next 



greater crowds at the corners of streets, 
where he opens the eyes or distends the 
cheeks wider, or where the bangs and 



blows, the uncouth gestures, ridiculous 
anger and screaming voice of the chief 
performer excite more boundless merri- 
ment or louder bursts of laughter among 
all ranks and sorts of people. An Eng- 
lish theatre is the very throne of panto- 
mime ; nor do I believe that the gallery 
and boxes of Drury-lane or Covent-gar 



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den filled on the proper occasions with 
holiday folks (big or little) yield the palm 
for undisguised, tumultuous, inextinguish- 
able laughter to any spot in Europe. I 
do not speak of the refinement of the 
mirth (this is no fastidious speculation) 
but of its cordiality, on the return of these 
long-looked-for and licensed periods ; and 
I may add here, by way of illustration, 
that the English common people are a 
sort of grown children, spoiled and sulky, 
perhaps, but full of glee and merriment, 
when their attention is drawn off by some 
sudden and striking object. 

" The comfort, on which the English lay 
so much stress, arises from the same 
source as their mirth. Both exist by con- 
trast and a sort of contradiction. The 
English are certainly the most uncomfort- 
able of all people in themselves, and 
therefore it is that they stand in need of 
every kind of comfort and accommoda- 
tion. The least thing puts them out of 
their w<ty, and therefore every thing must 
be in its place. They are mightily of- 
fended at disagreeable tastes and smells, 
and therefore they exact the utmost neat- 
ness and nicety. They are sensible of 
heat and cold, and therefore they cannot 
exist, unless every thing is snug and 
warm, or else open and airy, where they 
are. They must have all appliances 
and means to boot.' They are afraid of 
interruption and intrusion, and therefore 
they shut themselves up in m-door enjoy- 
ments and by their own firesides. It is 
not that they require luxuries (for that 
implies a high degree of epicurean indulg- 
ence and gratification,) but they cannot 
do without their comforts ; that is, what- 
ever tends to supply their physical wants, 
and ward oif physical pain and annoy- 
ance. As they have not a fund of ani- 
mal spirits and enjoyments in themselves, 
they cling to external objects for support, 
and derive solid satisfaction from the ideas 
of order, cleanliness, plenty, property, 
and domestic quiet, as they seek for di- 
version from odd accidents and grotesque 
surprises, and have the highest possible 
relish not of voluptuous softness, but of 
hard knocks and dry blows, as one means 
of ascertaining their personal identity." 

Twelfth-day, in the times of chivalry, 
was observed at the court of England by 
grand entertainments and tournaments. 
The justings were continued till a period 
little favourable to such sports. 

In the reign of James I., when his son 



prince Henry was in the 16th year of his 
age, and therefore arrived to the period 
for claiming the principality of Wales and 
the duchy of Cornwall, it was granted to 
him by the king and the high court of 
parliament, and the 4th of June following- 
appointed for his investiture : "the Christ- 
mas before which," sir Charles Cornwallis 
says, " his highnesse, not onely for his 
owne recreation, but also that the world 
might know what a brave prince they 
were likely to enjoy, under the name of 
Meliades, lord of the isles, (an ancient 
title due to the first-borne of Scotland,) 
did, in his name, by some appointed for 
the same purpose, strangely attired, ac- 
companied with drummes and trumpets, 
in the presence, before the king and 
queene, and in the presence of the whole 
court, deliver a challenge to all knights of 
Great Britaine." The challenge was to 
this effect, " That Meliades, their noble 
master, burning with an earnest desire to 
trie the valour of his young yeares in 
foraigne countryes, and to know where 
vertue triumphed most, had sent them 
abroad to espy the same, who, after their 
long travailes in all countreyes, and re- 
turne," had nowhere discovered it, " save 
in the fortunate isle of Great Britaine : 
which ministrincr matter of exceeding joy 
to their young Meliades, who 'as they 
said) could lineally derive his pedegre'e 
from the famous knights of this isle, was 
the cause that he had now sent to present 
the first frurts of his chivalrie at his ma- 
jesties' feete ; then after returning with a 
short speech to her majestic, next to the 
earles, lords, and knights, excusing their 
lord in this their so sudden and shoi> 
warning, and lastly, to the ladies ; they, 
after humble delivery of their chartle con- 
cerning time, place, conditions, number 
of weapons and assailants, tooke their 
leave, departing solemnly as they entered." 
Then preparations brgan to be made 
for this great fight, and each, was happy 
who found himself admitted for a defend- 
ant, much more an assailant. " At last 
to encounter his highness, six assailants, 
and fifty-eight defendants, consisting of 
earles, barons, knights, and esquires, were 
appointed and chosen ; eight defendants 
to one assailant, every assailant being to 
fight by turnes eight severall times fight- 
ing, two every time with push and pike 
of sword, twelve strokes at a time ; after 
which, the barre for separation was to be 
let downe until a fresh onset." The sum- 
mons ran in these words : 



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" To our verie loving good ffreind sir 

Gilbert Houghton, knight, gea^e theis 

with speed : 

" After our hartie commendacions unto 
you. The prince, his highnes, hath 
comanded us tosignifie to you that whereas 
he doth intend to make a challenge in his 
owne person at the Barriers, with sixe 
other assistants, to bee performed some 
tyme this Christmas; and that he hath 
made choice of you for one of the defend- 
ants (whereof wee have comandement to 
give you knowledge), that theruppon you 
may so repaire hither to prepare yourselfe, 
as you may bee fitt to attend him. Here- 
unto expecting your speedie answer wee 
rest, from Whitehall this 25th of Decem- 
ber, 1609. Your very loving freindes, 
Notingham. | T.Suffolke. '| E.Worcester." 

On New-year's Day, 1610, or the day 
after, the prince's challenge was pro- 
claimed at court, and " his highnesse, in 
his own lodging, in the Christmas, did 
feast the carles, barons, and knights, as- 
sailants and defendants, untill the great 
Twelfth appointed night, on which this 
great fight was to be performed." 

On the 6th of January, in the evening, 
" the barriers" were held at the palace of 
Whitehall, in the presence of the king and 
queen, the ambassadors of Spain and 
Venice, and the peers and ladies of the 
land, with a multitude of others assembled 
in the "banqueting-house : at the upper 
end whereof was the king's chair of state, 
and on the right hand a sumptuous pa- 
vilion for the prince and his associates, 
from whence, " with great bravery and 
ingenious devices, they descended into 
the middell of the roome, and there the 
prince performed his first feats of armes, 
that is to say, at Barriers, against all 
conimers, being assisted onlie with six 
others, viz. the duke of Lenox, the earle 
of Arundell, the earle of Southampton, 
the lord Hay, sir Thomas Somerset, and 
sir Richard Preston, who was shortly after 
created lord Ding well." 

To answer these challengers came fifty- 
six earles, barons, knights, and esquiers. 
They were at the lower end of the roome, 
where was erected " a very delicat and 
pleasant place, where in privat manner 
they and their traine remained, which 
was so very great that no man imagined 
that the place could have concealed halfe 
so many. From thence they issued, in 
comely order, to the middell of the roome, 
where sate the king and the queene, and 
the court, " to behold the barriers, with 



the several showes and devices of each 
combatant." Every challenger fought 
with eight several defendants two several 
combats at two several weapons, viz. at 
push of pike, and with single sword, 
" The prince performed this challenge with 
wonderous skill and courage, to the great 
joy and admiration of the beholders," he 
" not being full sixteene yeeres of age 
untill the 19th of February." These feats, 
and other " triumphant shewes," began 
before ten o'clock at night, and continued 
until three o'clock the next morning, 
" being Sonday." The speeches at " the 
barriers" were written by Ben Jonson. 
The next day (Sunday) the prince rode in 
great pomp to convoy the king to St James*, 
whither he had invited him and all the 
court to supper, whereof the queen alone 
was absent ; and then the prince bestowed 
prizes to the three combatants best de- 
serving ; namely, the earl of Montgomery, 
sir Thomas Darey (son to lord Darey), 
and sir Robert Gourdon.* In this way 
the court spent Twelfth-night in 1610. 

On Twelfth-night, 1753, George II. 
played at hazard for the benefit of the 
groom porter. All the royal family who 
played were winners, particularly the 
duke of York, who won 3000/. The 
most considerable losers were the duke 
of Grafton, the marquis of Hartington, 
the earl of Holderness, earl of Ashburn- 
ham, and the earl of Hertford. The prince 
of Wales (father of George III.) with 
prince Edward and a select company, 
danced in the little drawing room till 
eleven o'clock, and then withdrew.-)- 

Old Christmas-day. 

According to the alteration of the 
style, OLD Christmas-day falls on 
Twelfth-day, and in distant parts is even 
kept in our time as the festival of the na- 
tivity. In 1753, Old Christmas-day was 
observed in the neighbourhood of Wor- 
cester by the Anti-Gregorians, full as 
sociably, if not so religiously, as formerly 
In several villages, the parishioners so 
strongly insisted upon having an Old- 
style nativity sermon, as they term it, 
that their ministers could not well avoid 
preaching to them : and, at some towns, 
where the markets are held on Friday, 
not a butter basket, nor even a Goose, 
was to be seen in the market-place the 
whole day.| 

* Mr. Nichols's Progresses of James I. 

t- Gentleman'* Magazine. t Ibid. 



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To heighten the festivities of Christmas, 
1825. the good folks of" London and its 
environs" were invited to Sadler's Wells, 
by the following whimsical notice, printed 
and distributed as a handbill 

< SOVEREIGNS WILL BETAKEN, 

during the Christmas holidays, and as long 
as any body will bring them to SADLER'S 
WELLS ; nay so little fastidious are the 
Proprietors of that delectable fascinating 
snuggery, that, however incredible it may 
appear, they, in some cases, have actually 
had the liberality to prefer Gold to Paper. 
Without attempting to investigate their 
motives for such extraordinary conduct, 
we shall do them the justice to say, they 
certainly give an amazing quantum o 
amusement, All in One Night, at the 
HOUSE ON THE HEATH, where, be- 
sides the THREE CRUMPIES, AND 
THE BARON AND HIS BROTHERS, 
an immense number of fashionables are 
expected on MERLIN'S MOUNT, and 
some of the first Cambrian families will 
countenanceHARLEQUIN CYMRAEG, 
in hopes to partake of the Living Leek, 
which being served up the last thing be- 
fore supper, will constitute a most excel- 
lent Christmas carminative, preventing 
the effects of night air on the crowds who 
will adorn this darling little edifice. In 
addition to a most effective LIGHT COM- 
PANY engaged here, a very respectably 
sized Moon will be in attendance to light 
home a greater number of Patrons than 
ever this popular petted Palace of Panto- 
mime is likely to produce. We say no- 
thing of warmth and comfort, acquired by 
recent improvements, because these mat- 
ters will soon be subjects of common con- 
versation, and omit noticing the happi- 
ness of Half-price, and the cheering qua- 
lities of the Wine-room, fearful of wound- 
ing in the bosom of the Manager that 
innate modesty which is ever the conco- 
mitant of merit ; we shall therefore con- 
clude, by way of invitation to the dubi- 
ous, in the language of an elegant writer, 
by asserting that the Proof of the Pud- 
ding it in VERBUM SAT." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature- - - 37 12. 



Sanuarg 7. 

1826. Distaff's Day* 

STANZAS ON THE NEW YEAR. 

I stood between the meeting years, 

The coming and the past, 
And I ask'd of the future one, 

Wilt thou be like the last ? 

The same in many a sleepless night. 

In many an anxious day ? 
Thank Heaven ! I have no prophet's eye 

To look upon thy way ! 

For Sorrow like a phantom sits 

Upon the last Year's close. 
How much of grief, how much of ill, 

In its dark breast repose I 

Shadows of faded Hopes flit by, 

And ghosts of Pleasures fled : 
How have they chang'd from what they 
were ! 

Cold, colourless, and dead. 

I think on many a wasted hour, 

And sicken o'er the void ; 
And many darker are behind, 

On worse than nought employ'd. 

Oh Vanity ! alas, my heart ! 

How widely hast thou stray d 
And misused every golden gift 

For better purpose made ' 

I think on many a once-loved friend 

As nothing to me now ; 
And what can mark the lapse of time 

As does an alter'd brow ? 

Perhaps 'twas but a careless word 
That sever'd Friendship's chain ; 

And angry Pride stands by each gap, 
Lest they unite again. 

Less sad, albeit more terrible, 

To think upon the dead, 
Who quiet in the lonely grave 

Lay down their weary head. 

For faith and hope, and peace, and trust, 

Are with their happier lot : 
Though broken is their bond of love, 

At least we broke it not. 

Thus thinking of the meeting years, 

The coming and the past, 
I needs must ask the future one, 

Wilt thou be like the last ? 

* See vol. i. p. 1 



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There came a sound, but not of speech, 

That to my thought replied, 
" Misery is the marriage-gift 

That waits a mortal bride : 

' But lift thine hopes from this base earth, 

This waste of worldly care, 
And wed thy faith to yon bright sky, 

For Happiness dwells there !" 

L. E. L * 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 85. 

Sanuarp 8, 

1826. First Sunday after Epiphany. 
CHRONOLOGY. 

Ou the 8th of January, 1753, died sir 
Thomas Burnet, one of the judges of the 
court of Common Pleas, of the gout in 
his stomach, at his house in Lincoln's-inn 
fields. He was the eldest son of the cele- 
brated Dr, Gilbert Burnet, bishop of 
Salisbury ; was several years consul at 
Lisbon; and in November, 1741, made 
one of the judges of the Common Pleas, 
in room of judge Fortescue, who was ap- 
pointed master of the rolls. On No- 
vember 23, 1745, when the lord chancellor, 
judges, and association of the gentlemen 
of the law, waited on his majesty with 
their address, on occasion of the rebellion, 
he was knighted. He was an able and up- 
right judge, and a great benefactor to the 
poor.f 

THE NEW YEAR NEW MOON 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, 

Encouraged by your various expres- 
sions of willingness to receive notices of 
customs not already " imprinted" in your 
first volume, I take the liberty of pre- 
senting the first of several which I have 
not yet seen in print. 

I am, sir, 

Your constant reader, 
Chelsea. J. Q. W. 



* New Monthly Magazine, January, 1826. 
t Gentleman's Magazine. 



MONEY AND THE MOON. 

Gentle reader, 

If thou art not over-much prejudiced 
by the advances of modernization, (I like 
a long new-coined word,) so that, even in 
these " latter days," thou dost not hesi- 
tate to place explicit reliance on ancient, 
yet infallible " sayings and doings/' (an- 
cient enough, since they have been handed 
down to us by our grandmothers and who 
would doubt the weight and authority of 
so many years ? and infallible enough, 
since they themselves absolutely believed 
in their " quite-correctness,") I will tell thee 
a secret well worth knowing, if that can 
be called a secret which arises out of a 
well-known and almost universal custom, 
at least, in " days of yore." It is neither 
more nor less than the possession through- 
out " the rolling year" of a pocket never 
without money. Is not this indeed a 
secret well worth knowing ? Yet the 
means of its accomplishment are exceed- 
ingly simple (as all difficult things are 
when once known.) On the first day of 
the first new moon of the new year, or so 
soon afterwards as you observe it, all that 
you have to do is this : on the first 
glance you take at " pale Luna's silvery 
crest" in the western sky, put your hand 
in your pocket, shut your eyes, and turn 
the smallest piece of silver coin you pos- 
sess upside down in your said pocket. 
This will ensure you (if you will but trust 
its infallibility!) throughout the whole 
year that " summum bonum " of earthly 
wishes, a pocket never empty. If, how- 
ever, you neglect, on the first appearance 
of the moon, your case is hopeless ; never- 
theless and notwithstanding, at a future 
new moon you may pursue the same 
course, and it will be sure to hold good 
during the then current month, but not a 
" whit" longer. 

This mention of the new moon and its 
crest brings to mind a few verses I wrote 
some time ago, and having searched my 
scrap-book, (undoubtedly not such a one 
as Geoffery Crayon's,} I copied them from 
thence, and they are heie under. Although 
written in the " merry merry month 
of May," they may be read in the " dreary 
dark December," for every new moon 
presents the same beautiful phenomenon. 



A Simile. 

Hast thou ne'er marked, when first the crescent moon 

Shines faintly in the western horizon, 

O'er her whole orb a slight soft blush o'erspread, 



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As though she were abashed to be thus seen 

From the sun's couch with silver steps retreating ? 

Hast thou ne'er marked, that when by slow degrees, 

Night after night, her crescent shape is lost, 

And steadily she gains her stores of light, 

Till half her form resplendently proclaims 

An envious rival to the stars around 

Then mark'st thou not, that nought of her sweet blush 

Remains to please the gazer's wistful sight, 

And that she shines increasingly in strength, 

Till she is fulLorb'd, mistress of the sky? 

So is it with the mind, when silently 

Into the young heart's void steals timorous love. 

Then enter with it fancy's fairy dreams, 

Visions of glory, reveries of bliss ; 

And then they come and go, till comes, alas ! 

Knowledge, forced on us, of the " world without !" 

How soon these scenes of beauty disappear ! 

How soon fond thought sinks into nothingness ! 

How soon the mind discovers that true bliss 

Reposes not on sublunary things, 

But is alone when passion's blaze is o'er 

In that high happy sphere, where love's supreme. 



Here it may not be out of place to en- 
deavour to describe, as familiarly as pos- 
sible, the cause of the lunar appearance. 



justices at Westminster-hall, for personat- 
ing various characters and names, and 
defrauding numbers of people, in order to 



Hold a piece of looking-glass in a ray of support his extravagance. It appeared 



sunshine, and then move a small ball 
through the reflected ray : it is easy to 
conceive that both sides will be illumined ; 
that side towards the sun by the direct 
sunbeam, and the side towards the mirror, 
though less powerfully, by the reflected 
sunbeam. In a somewhat similar manner, 
the earth supplies the place of the mirror, 
and as at every new moon, and for several 
days after the moon is in that part of her 
orbit between the earth and the sun, the 
rays of the sun are reflected from the 
earth to the dark side of the moon, and 
consequently to the inhabitants of that 
part of the moon, (if any such there be, 
and query why should there not be such ?) 
the earth must present the curious appear- 
ance of a full moon of many times the 
diameter which ours presents. 

J. O. W. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . <. 36 05. 

Sanuarp 9. 

1826. Plough Monday. 
The first Monday after Twelfth day.* 



by the evidence, that he had cheated a 
tailor of a suit of velvet clothes, trimmed 
with gold; a jeweller of upwards of 100/. 
in rings and watches, which he pawned ; 
a coachmaker of a chaise ; a carver and 
cabinet-maker of household goods ; a 
hosier, hatter, and shoemaker, and, in 
short, some of almost every other business, 
to the amount of a large sum. He some- 
times appeared like a gentleman attended 
with livery servants ; sometimes as a no- 
bleman's steward ; and, in the summer 
time, he travelled the west of England, in 
the character of Doctor Rock ; and, at the 
same time, wrote to London for goods, in 
the names of the Rev. Laroche, and the 
Rev. Thomas Strickland. The evidence 
was full against him ; notwithstanding 
which, he made a long speech in his own 
defence. He was sentenced to six months' 
hard labour in Bridewell, and, within that 
time, to be six times publicly whipped. 

Such offences are familiar to tradesmen 
of the present times, through many perpe- 
trators of the like stamp ; but all of them 
are not of the same audacity as Stroud, 
who, in the month following his convic- 
tion, wrote and published his life, wherein 
he gives a very extraordinary account of 



CHRONOLOGY. - . 

On the 9th of January, 1752, William hls adventures, but passes slightly over 

Stroud was tried before the bench o or palliates his blackest crimes " 

_ bred a haberdasher of small 

* See vol. i. p. 7 . Fleet- 



He was 
wares in 
feet, married his mistress's sister 



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48 



before his apprenticeship determined, set 
up in the Poultry, became a bankrupt, in 
three months got his certificate signed, 
and again set up in Holborn , where he 
lived but a little while before he was 
thrown into the King's Bench for debt, 
and there got acquainted with one Play- 
stowe, who gradually led him into scenes 
of fraud, which he afterwards imitated. 
Playstowe being a handsome man, usually 
passed for a gentleman, and Stroud for 
his steward ; at last the former, after many 
adventures, married a girl with 4000/., 
flew to France, and left Stroud in the 
lurch, who then retired to Yorkshire, and 
lived some time with his aunt, pretending 
his wife was dead, and he was just on the 
brink of marrying advantageously, when 
his real character was traced. He then 
went to Ireland, passed for a man of 
fashion, hired an equipage, made the most 
of that country, and escaped to London. 
His next grand expedition was to the 
west of England, where he still personated 
the man of fortune, got acquainted with a 
young lady, and pursued her to London, 
where justice overtook him ; and, instead 
of wedlock, bound him in the fetters of 
Bridewell. 

On the 24th of June, 1752, Stroud re- 
ceived " his last and severest whipping, 



from the White Bear to St. James's church 
Piccadilly."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . . 36-12. 

Sannarp 10. 

Winter in London. 

On the 10th of January, 1812, it is 
observed, that London was this day in- 
volved, for several hours, in palpable 
darkness. The shops, offices, &c., were 
necessarily lighted up ; but, the streets not 
being lighted as at night, it required nc 
small care in the passenger to find his 
way, and avoid accidents. The sky 
where any light pervaded it, showed the 
aspect of bronze. Such is, occasionally, 
the effect of the accumulation of smoke 
between two opposite gentle currents, or 
by means of a misty calm. The fuliginous 
cloud was visible, in this instance, from a 
distance of forty miles. Were it not for 
the extreme mobility of our atmosphere, 
this volcano of a hundred thousand mouths 
would, in winter, be scarcely habitable !f 

* Gentleman's Magazine, 
t Howard on Climate, 



Winter in the Country. 

All out door work 

Now stands ; the waggoner, with wisp-wound feet, 
And wheelspokes almost filled, his destined stage 
Scarcely can gain. O'er hill, and vale, and wood, 
Sweeps the snow-pinioned blast, and all things veils 
In white array, disguising to the view 
Objects well known, now faintly recognised. 
One colour clothes the mountain and the plain, 
Save where the feathery flakes melt as they fall 
Upon the deep blue stream, or scowling lake, 
Or where some beetling rock o'erjutting hangs 
Above the vaulty precipice's cove. 
Formless, the pointed cairn now scarce o'ertops 
The level dreary waste ; and coppice woods, 
Diminished of their height, like bushes seem. 
With stooping heads, turned from the storm, the flocks 
Onward still urged by man and dog-, escape 
The smothering drift ; while, skulking at a side, 
Is seen the fox, with close downfolded tail, 
Watching his time to seize a straggling prey j 
Or from some lofty crag he ominous howls, 
And makes approaching night more dismal aM. 



Grahamc. 



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in fyt C&arartfr of JHr. ifeton. 



" Just popp'd in, you know !" 



LETTER 

from 
PA U L PRY. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

I hope I don't intrude I have 
called at Lud gate-hill a great many 
times to see you, and made many kind 
inquiries, but I am always informed you 
are " not at home ;" and what's worse, I 
never can learn when you'll be " at home ;" 
I'm constantly told, " it's very uncertain." 
This looks very odd; I don't think it 
correct. Then again, on asking your 
people what the Every-Day Book is all 
about ? they say it's about every thing ; 
but that you know is no answer is it ? 
I want something more than that. When 
I tell 'em so, and that I'm so much en- 
gaged I haven't time to read, they say the 
book is as useful to people engaged in 
business as to people out of business as 



if / was in business ! I wish to acquaint 
every body, that I am not in business, and 
never was in business, though I've a dea 
of business to do; but then it's for my 
own amusement, and that's nobody's 
business, you know as I also told 'em. 
They say it's impossible to describe the 
contents of the book, but that all the par- 
ticulars are in the Index ; that's just what 
I wanted ; but behold ! it is " not out" 
that is, it is not in I mean not in the 
book you take. Excuse my humorsome- 
ness : I only wish to know when I can 
get it ? They say in a few days, but, bless 
you, I don't believe 'em ; for though I let 
'em know I've a world of things to com- 
municate to you, when you've time to sec 
me, and let me ask you a few questions, 
they won't credit me, and why should I 
credit them I was not born yesterday, 
I assure you. I'm of a very ancient 
stock, and I've some notion you and I 
are kinsmen don't you think we are ? 
I dare say there's a likeness, for I'm sure 



51 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 10. 52 

we are of the same disposition ; if you again, I'll be Liston ! They shall be 

aren't, how can you find out so much matched, however, if you'll help me. I've 

" about every thing." If I can make out copied out my song, and if you'll print it 

that you are one of the Pry family, it will in the Every-Day Book, it will drive 'em 

be mutually agreeable won't it ? How mad. I wish, of all things, that Mr. 

people will stare won't they? Cruikshank could see me in the charactei 

I suppose you've heard how I've been of Liston he could hit me I know don't 

used by Mr. Lislon my private charac- you think he could ? just as I am 

ter exposed on the public stage, and the "quite correct" like he did "Guy Faux" 

whole town roaring at the whole of the last 5th of November. I never laughed 

Pry family. But we are neither to be so much in all my life as when I saw that. 

cried down nor laughed down, and so I'd Bless you, I can mimic Liston all to 

have let the play -goers know,if the managers nothing. Do get your friend George to 

had allowed me to sing a song on New- your house some day any day he likes 

year's night, in imitation of Mr. Liston it's all one to me, for I call every day ; 

when he's a playing me. Will you be- and as I'm an " every-day" man, you 

lieve it they burst out a laughing, and know, why you might pop me at the head 

would not let me go on the boards they of the song in your Every-Day Book 

said the audience would suppose me to be that's a joke you know I can't help 

the actor himself; what harm would that laughing so droll ! I've enclosed the 

have done the theatre? can you tell? song, you see. 
They said, it would hurt Mr. Liston's 

feelings never Considering mv feelings ! [The wish of this correspondent is complied with, 
It r . , ,, .,f . .1 c and the manner wherein, it is presumed, he would 

Jt ever 1 try to Serve them Or their theatre have sung the song, is hinted at parenthetically.] 

MR. PAUL FRY'S SONG, 

Intended to have been sung by him at the Theatre, 
In the Character of MR. LISTON, 

ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 

TUNE Mr. Liston's. 

(Pryingly} I hope I don't intrude ! 
{Fearfully.') I thought I heard a cough 
(Apologetically.} I hope I am not rude 
( Confidentially.} I say the Year's going off ! 



(Inquisitively.} Where can he be going to ? 
(Ruminatively} It's very odd ! it's serious ! 
(Self -satisf actively} I'm rather knowing too ! 
(Insinuatively.} But isn't it mysterious ? 

(Comfortably.} J Twas better than the other 
(Informingly.} The one that went before ; 
(Consolingly.} But then there'll be another 
( Delightedly} And that's one comfort more ! 

(Alarmedly} I'm half afraid he's gone I 
(Kindlily.} Must part with the old fellow ! 
(Hastily.} Excuse me I must run (Exit.} 
(Returns.} Forgot my umbrella. 

(Determinedly} I'll watch the new one though, 
(Circumspectly.} And see what he'll be at (Exit.} 
(Returns.} Beg pardon didn't bow (Bows and exit,} 
'Returns.} Bid pardon left my hat 



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(Lingeringfy.) It's always the wish of Paul, 
(Seriously.) To be quite correct and right 
(Respectfully.} Ladies and gentlemen all 
(Retreatingly.) I wish you very good night ! 

(Recollectlvely.) And ladies and gentlemen all ! 
(Inter jectively.} You laugh so much, I declare 
(Vexedly.} I'm not Mr. Listen ! I'm Paul / 
(Lastly.) I wish you a happy New Year \(Exit finally : 



If you print this in the Every-Day 
Book it will send Listen into fits it will 
kill him won't it ? But you know that's 
all right if he takes me off I've a right 
to take him off haven't I ? I say, that's 
another joke isn't it? Bless you, I 
co'd do as good as that for ever. But I 
want to see you, and ask you how you go 
on ? and I've lots of intelligence for you 
such things as never were known in 
this world all true, and on the very best 
authority, you may take my word for it. 
Several of my relations have sent you 
budgets. Though they know you won't 
publish their names unless they like it, 
they don't choose to sign 'em to 
their letters for private reasons, why 
don't you print 'em ? They cann't give up 
their authors you know, (that's impossi- 
ble,) but what does that signify ? And 
then you give 'em so much trouble to call 
and make inquiries not that they care 
about that, but it looks so. However, I'm 
in a great hurry and so you'll excuse me. 
Mind though I shall pop in every day 
till I catch you. I hope you'll print the 
song it's all my own writing, it will do 
for Listen, depend on it. What a joke 
isn't it a good one ? 

Pryory Place, Yours eternally, 
January 6, 1826. PAUL PRY. 

P. S. Don't forget the Index I want 
to learn all the particulars multum in 
parvo all quite correct. 

P. S. I'm told you've eleven children 
is it true ? What day shall you have an- 
other ? 
would 
don't 
curious. 



t true : w nat day snail you nave an- 
er ? _ to-day ? Twelfthrfay 1 that 
uld be zjoke wouldn't it? I hope I 
i't intrude. I don't wish to seem 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 07. 

Sfanuarp n. 

Feast Week. 

This is a term in many parts of Eng- 
and for an annual festivity celebrated on 



the occasion described in the subjoined 
communication. 

For the Every-Day Book. 

THE FEAST WEEK. 

This festival, so called, is supposed to 
be nearly coeval with the establishment 
of Christianity in this island. Every 
new church that was founded was dedi- 
cated to some peculiar saint, and was 
naturally followed by a public religious 
celebration, generally on the day of that 
saint, or on the Sunday immediately fol- 
lowing. Whatever might be the origin, 
the festival part is still observed in most 
of the villages of several of the midland 
and other counties. It is a season much 
to be remembered, and is anticipated 
with no little pleasure by the expecting 
villagers. The joyful note of preparation 
is given during the preceding week ; and 
the clash, and splash, and bustle of 
cleansing, and whitewashing, and dust- 
ing, is to be seen and heard in almost 
every cottage. Nor is the still more im- 
portant object of laying in a good solid 
supply for a hungry host of visitors for- 
gotten. Happy those who can command 
a ham for the occasion. This is a great 
favourite, as it is a cut-and-come-again 
dish, ready at hand at all times. But this 
is mostly with the tip-topping part. Few 
but can boast of a substantial plum- 
pudding ! And now the important day 
is arrived. The merry bells from the 
steeple announce the event ; and groups 
of friends and relations, not forgetting 
distant cousins and children, are seen 
making their way, long before the hour 
of dinner, to the appointed spot. This is 
Sunday ; and in the afternoon a portion 
of these strangers, clean and neatly 
dressed, are seen flocking to the village 
church, where the elevated band in the 
gallery, in great force both in noise and 
number, contribute lustily to their edifi- 
cation, and the clergyman endeavours to 
improve the solemnity of the occasion by 
an appropriate address. During the 
early part of the ensuing week, the feast 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 12. 



is kept up with much spirit : the village 
presents a holiday appearance, and open- 
housekeeping, as far as may be, is the 
order of the day ; the bells at intervals 
send forth an enlivening peal ; all work 
is nearly suspended ; gay stalls of ginger- 
bread and fruit, according to the season 
of the year, together with swings and 
roundabouts, spread out their allurements 
to the children ; bowls, quoits, and nine- 
pins, for the men ; and the merry dance in 
the evening, for the lasses. Fresh visitors 
keep dropping in ; and almost all who 
can make any excuse of acquaintance are 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35-62. 

Sfanuarp 12. 

Leeches unhurt by Frost. 
Among the cold-blooded animals whicl 
resist the effects of a low temperature, 
we may reckon the common leech, which 
is otherwise interesting to the meteorolo- 
gist, on account of its peculiar habits and 
movements under different states of the 
atmosphere. A group of these animals 
left accidentally in a closet without a fire, 



acknowledged, and are hospitably enter- du "ng the frost of 1816, not only sur- 
vived, but appeared to suffer no iniury 
from being locked up in a mass of ice for 
many days.* 



tained, according to the means of their 
village friends. As the week advances, 
these means gradually diminish ; and as 
an empty house has few attractions, by 
the end of the week the bustle ceases, 
and all is still and silent, as if it had 
never been. 



SWEEPING RHETORIC. 

Certain rewards allowed by act of 
parliament to firemen, turncocks, and 



Man naturally requires excitement and otl \ ei ; s .' wn fir st appear with their engines 

relaxation ; but "it is essentially necessary and im plements at premises sworn to be 

that they should be adapted to his situa- n ** were claimed at the public office, 

tion and circumstances. The feast week, Marlboroiigh-street, in this month, 1826, 

however alluring it may appear in descrip- and resist ed on the ground that the 

tion, is in reality productive of greater chimn ey, which belonged to a brewery, 

evil than good. The excitement lasts too and was more than ei g nt y feet high, was 

long, and the enjoyment, whatever it not > and COVL \d not be on fire. A witness 

may be, is purchased at the sacrifice of to **** end > 8 ave a lively specimen of 

too great expense. It is a well-known fam i liar statement and illustration. He 

fact, that many of the poor who have ^egan by telling the magistrate, that he 

exerted every effort to make this profuse, w . as a sweep-chimney by profession a 

but short-lived display, have scarcely P iece f information very unnecessary, for 
bread to eat for weeks after. But there was as black an d sooty a sweep as ever 

no alternative, if they expect to be mounte d a chimney-top, and then went 



received with the same spirit of hospitality 
by their friends. The alehouses, in the 
interim, are too often scenes of drunken- 
ness and disorder; and the labouring man 
who has been idle and dissipated for a 
week, is little disposed for toil and tem- 
perance the next. Here, then, the illu- 
sion of rural simplicity ends ! These 
things are managed much better where 
one fair day, as it is called, is set apart 
in each year, as is the case in many coun- 
ties ; the excitement, which is intense for 
ten or twelve hours, is fully sufficient for 
the purpose ; all is noise and merriment, 
and one general and -simultaneous burst 
and explosion, if it may be so expressed, 
takes place. You see groups of happy 
faces. Every one is willing " to laugh 
he knows not why, and cares not where- 
fore ;" and one day's gratification serves 
him for every days pleasing topic of re- 
ference for weeks to come. 

S. P. 



on in this fashion" This here man, 
(pointing to the patrol,) your wortship, 
has told a false affidavit. I knows that 
ere chimley from a hinfant, and she 
knows my foot as well as my own mother. 
The way as I goes up her is this I goes 
in all round the boiler, then I twistes in 
the chimley like the smoke, and then up 
I goes with the wind, for, your wortship, 
there's a wind in her that would blow you 
out like a feather, if you didn't know her 
as well as I do, and that makes me al- 
ways go to the top myself, because there 
isn't a brick in her that doesn't know my 
foot. So that you see, your wortship, no 
soot or blacks is ever in her : the wind 
won't let 'em stop : and besides they 
knows that I go up her regular. So that 
she always keeps herself as clean as a new 
pin. I'll be bound the sides of her is as 
clean this minute as I am (not saying 
much for the chimney); therefore, your 

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wortship, that ere man as saw two yards 
of fire coming out of her, did not see no 
such thing, I say ; and he has told your 
wortship, and these here gentlemen pre- 
sent, a false affidavit, I say. I was brought 
up in that chimley, your wortship, and I 
can't abear to hear such things said lies 
of her; and that's all as I knows at pre- 
sent, please your wortship."* 

AMUSEMENTS. 

The London Christmas evenings of 
1826, appear to have been kept out of 
doors, for every place of entertainment 
was overflowing every night. 

At this season, from six o'clock in the 
evening, a full tide of passengers sets in 
along every leading street to each of the 
theatres. Hackney coaches drawl, and 
cabriolets make their way, and jostle each 
other, and private carriages swiftly roll, 
and draw up to the box door with a 
vigorous sweep, which the horses of hired 
vehicles are too aged, or too low in con- 
dition to achieve. Within a hundred 
yards of either playhouse, hands are con- 
tinually thrust into each coach window, 
with " a bill of the play," and repeated 
cries of " only a penny !" The coach- 
door being opened, down fall the steps 
with a sharp clackity-clack-click, and the 
companies alight, if they can, without the 
supernumerary aid of attendant pliers, who 
offer their over-ready arms to lean upon, 
and kindly entreat " Take care, sir ! 
mind how you step ma'am this way if 
you please this way," all against your 
will, and ending with " I hope you'll 
please to remember a poor fellow !" the 
" poor fellow" having done nothing but 
interrupt you. When past the " pay 
place/' great coats, umbrellas, shawls or 
other useful accompaniments to and from 
"the house," though real encumbrances 
within it, may be safely deposited with 
persons stationed for their reception, who 
attach tickets to them, and deliver corres- 
ponding numbers, which ensure the return 
of your property on your coming out ; six- 
pence or a shilling being a gratuity for the 
accommodation. Then, when the whole is 
over, there is the strict blockade of 
coaches further than the eye can reach ; 
servants looking out for the parties they 
came with, and getting up their masters' 
carriages ; and a full cry of hackney coach- 
men and their representatives, vociferating 



* The Time*, 5th January, 1826. 



" Want a coach, sir? Here's your coach 
sir ! Which is it, sir ? Coach to the city, 
sir ! West end, sir ! Here ! Coach to the 
city ! Coach to Whitechapel ! Coach to 
Portman-square ! Coach to Pentonville ! 
Coach to the Regent's Park ! This way ! 
this way ! Stand clear there ! Chariot, or 
a coach, sir? No chariots, sir, and all the 
coaches are hired ! There's a coach here, 
sir just below ! Coachman, draw up !" 
and drawing up is impossible, and there 
is an incessant confusion of calls and 
complaints, and running against each 
other, arising out of the immediate wants 
of every body, which can only be succes- 
sively gratified. Pedestrians make their 
way home, or to the inns, as fast as pos- 
sible, or turn in to sup at the fish-shops, 
which, in five minutes, are more lively 
than their oysters were at any time. 
"Waiter! Waiter! Yes, sir ! Attend to 
you directly, sir ! Yours is gone for, sir ! 
Why, I've ordered nothing ! It's coming 
directly, sir ! Ginger-beer why this is 
poison ! Spruce why this is ginger-beer ! 
Porter, sir ! I told you brandy and water! 
Stewed oysters ! I ordered scolloped ! 
When am I to have my supper ? You've 
had it, sir I beg your pardon, sir, the 
gentleman that sat here is gone, sir! 
Waiter ! waiter !" and so on ; and he who 
has patience, is sure to be indulged with 
an opportunity of retaining it, amidst 
loud talking and laughter ; varied views 
of the new pantomime ; conflicting testi- 
mony as to the merits of the clown and 
the harlequin ; the " new scenery, dresses, 
and machinery;" likings and dislikings 
of certain actresses ; " the lovely v Miss 
So-and-so, or " that detestable" woman, 
Mrs. Such-an-one, that clever fellow, 
" Thing-a-merry," or that stupid dog, 
" What-d'ye-call-um." These topics fail- 
ing, and the oysters discussed, then are 
stated and considered the advantages of 
taking something "to keep 'em down ;'' the 
comparative merits of Burton, Wind- 
sor, or Edinburgh ale; the qualities of 
porter ; the wholesomeness of smoking ; 
the difference between a pipe and a segar, 
and the preference of one to the other ; 
whether brandy or rum, or the clear spi- 
rit of juniper, is the best preservative of 
health ; which of the company or their 
friends can drink most; whether the last 
fight was " a cross," and who of all the men 
in the fancy is most "game ;" whether the 
magistrates dare to interfere with " the 
ring ;" whether if fighting should be " put 
an end to" Englishmen will have half 



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years ago 
isted ; 



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they had three hundred 
before prize fighting ex- 
whether Thurtell was not 



sitters after the play, till they adjourn to 
" spend the evening" at the " flash-and- 
foolish" houses which " keep it up" all 



good one" to the last, and whether there's night in the peculiar neighbourhood of 

a better " trump" in the room. On these the public office, Bow-street. This is 

points, or to points like these, the con- more than mere animal gratification, as 

versation of an oyster room is turned by the police reports exemplify. 




Capital oysters, I declare ! 
Excellent spruce, and ginger beer ! 
Don't you take vinegar ? there's the bread 
We'll just have a pipe and then to bed. 



Why should not this be deemed a real 
scene, and as respectable as that just de- 
scribed. It is quite as lively and as in- 
tellectual. The monkey eats, and accord- 
ing to many accounts can catch fish as 
well as man. It is told of this animal, 
that from love of the crab and experience 
of his claws, he gently shakes his tail be- 
fore the hole of the crab, who, as soon as 
he begins to *' pull him by his long tail," 



is drawn out by that dependancy and falls 
a prey to his decoyer. It is related that a 
party of officers belonging to the 25th 
regiment of infantry, on service at Gibral- 
tar, amused themselves with whiting fish- 
ing at the back of the rock till they were 
obliged to shift their ground from being 
pelted from above, they did not know 
by whom. At their new station they 
caught plenty of fish, but the drum having 



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unexpectedly beat to arms, they rowed 
hastily ashore, and drew their boat high 
and dry upon the beach. On their re- 
turn they were greatly surprised to find it 
in a different position ashore, and some 
hooks baited which they had left bare. In 
the end it was ascertained that their pelt- 
ers while they were fishing were a party 
of young monkeys. They were driven off 
by two or three old ones who remained se- 
cretly observing the whiting fishing of the 
officers till they had retired. The old mon- 
keys then launched the boat, put to sea, 
baited their hooks, and proceeded to work 
The few fish they caught,they hauled up with 
infinite gratification, and when tired they 
landed, placed the boat as nearly as they 
could in its old position, and went up the 
rock with their prey. General Elliot, 
while commander at Gibraltar, never 
suffered the monkeys with which the rock 
abounds to be molested or taken. 

The faculty of imitation in monkeys is 
limited, but not so in man ; a remark- 
able instance of this is lately adduced 
in a pleasant little story of perhaps the 
greatest performer on our stage. 

Garrick. 

At a splendid dinner-party at lord 

's they suddenly missed Garrick, and 

could not imagine what was become of 
him, till they were drawn to the window 
by the convulsive screams and peals of 
laughter of a young negro boy, who was 
rolling on the ground in an ecstasy of de- 
light to see Garrick mimicking a turkey- 
cock in the court yard, with his coat-tail 
stuck out behind, and in a seeming flutter 
of feathered rage and pride. Of our party 
only two persons present had seen the 
British Roscius ; and they seemed as will- 
ing as the rest to renew their acquaint- 
ance with their old favourite. This anec- 
dote is new : it is related by the able 
writer of a paper concerning " Persons 
one would wish to have seen,"* as an in- 
stance of Garrick's singleness of purpose 
when he was fully possessed by an idea. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 34 45. 



13. 



1826, Hilary Cambridge Term begins. 
St. VERONICA. 

Some curious circumstances are con- 
nected with the name of this saint, who 
appears to have been a poor ignorant 
girl, born near Milan, where she worked 
in the fields for her living. Conceiving a 
desire to become a nun, she sat up at 
night to learn to read and write, which, 
her biographer says, for want of an in- 
structor, was a great fatigue to her. He 
proceeds to tell us, that she was relieved 
from labour of that kind in the following 
manner: " One day, being in great 
anxiety about her learning, the mother of 
God, in a comfortable vision, bade her 
banish that anxiety, for it was enough if 
she knew three letters." So Veronica 
became a nun, seeking " the greatest 
drudgery," desiring " to live always on 
bread and water," and dying " at the 
hour which she had foretold, in the year 
1497, and the fifty-second of her age. 
Her sanctity was confirmed by miracles." 
We gather this from Alban Butler, who 
subjoins, by way of note, thus : 

" The print of the holy face of our 
Saviour on a linen cloth is kept in St. 
Peter's church at Rome, with singular 
veneration. Some private writers and 
churches have given the name of St. 
Veronica to the devout woman who is 
said to have presented this linen to our 
divine Redeemer, but without sufficient 
warrant." 



Before saying any thing concerning the 
earlier St. Veronica, or " this linen " 
whereon Romish writers allege Christ 
impressed his own portrait by wiping his 
face with it, mention may be made of 
another portrait of him which Romish 
writers affirm he miraculously executed 
in the same manner, and sent to Abgarus, 
king of Edessa, in the way hereafter 
related. They have further been so care- 
ful as to publish a print of this pretended 
portrait, with representations around il- 
lustrating the history they tell of it. An 
engraving from it immediately follows. 
The Latin inscription beneath their print 
is placed beneath the present engraving 



* In the New Monthly Magazine, Jan. 1826. 



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64 




Cftrfeti Bomfnf. 

Ex ipsomet Divino Exemplari AD ABGARUM missa Genuas in Ecelesia S'. 1 Bartolomcei 
Clericorum Reg. S 1 . 1 Pauli Summa Veneratione asservato 

amiratfe&tme 

No circumstance is more remarkable 
than the existence of this pretended re- 
semblance, as an object of veneration in 
the Romish church. Being one of the 
greatest curiosities in its numerous cabi- 
nets of relics, it has a place in this work, 
which, while it records manners and cus- 
toms, endeavours to point out their origin, 



and the means by which they have been 
continued. Nor let it be imagined that 
these representations have not influenced 
our own country ; there is evidence to the 
contrary already, and more can be adduced 
if need require, which will incontestably 
prove that many of our present popular 
customs are derived from such sources. 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . . 35 27. 

Sanuarg 14. 

1826. Oxford Hilary Term begins. 

SAILORS. 

Mariners form a distinct community, 
with peculiar manners, little known to 
their inland fellow countrymen, except 
through books. In this way Smollett has 
done much, and from Mr. Leigh Hunt's 
* Indicator," which may not be in every 
one's hands, though it ought to be, is ex- 
tracted the following excellent descrip- 
tion: 

SEAMEN ON SHORE. 

And tirst of the common sailor. The 
moment the common sailor lands, he goes 
tc see the watchmaker, or the old boy at 
the Ship. His first object is to spend his 
money : but his first sensation is the 
strange firmness of the earth, which he 
goes treading in a sort of heavy light way, 
half waggoner and half dancing master, 
his shoulders rolling, and his feet touching 
and going; the same way, in short, in 
which he keeps himself prepared for all 
the rolling chances of the vessel, when on 
deck. There is always, to us, this ap- 
pearance of lightness of foot and heavy 
strength of upper works, in a sailor. And 
he feels it himself. He lets his jacket fly 
open, and his shoulders slouch, and his 
hair grow long to be gathered into a 
heavy pigtail ; but when full dressed, he 
prides himself on a certain gentility of 
toe ; on a white stocking and a natty 
shoe, issuing lightly out of the flowing 
blue trowser. His arms are neutral, 
hanging and swinging in a curve aloof; 
his hands, half open, look as if they had 
just been handling ropes, and had no 
object in life but to handle them again. 
He is proud of appearing in a new hat 
and slops, with a belcher handkerchief 
flowing loosely round his neck, and the 
corner of another out of his pocket. Thus 
equipped, with pinchbeck buckles in his 
shoes (which he bought for gold) he puts 
some tobacco in hi* mouth, not as if he 
v/ere going to use it directly, but as if he 
stuffed it in a pouch on one side, as a 
pelican does fish, to employ it hereafter : 
and so, with Bet Monson at his side, and 
No. 55. 



perhaps a cane or whanghee twisted 
under his other arm, sallies forth to take 
possession of all Lubberland. He buys 
every thing that he comes athwart, nuts, 
gingerbread, apples, shoe-strings, beeu 
brandy, gin, buckles, knives, a watch, 
(two, if he has money enough,) gowns 
and handkerchiefs for Bet, and^his mother 
and sisters, dozens of " superfine best 
men's cotton stockings," dozens of " su- 
perfine best women's cotton ditto," best 
good check for shirts (though he has too 
much already), infinite needles and thread 
(to sew his trowsers with some day), a 
footman's laced hat, bear's grease to make 
his hair grow (by way of joke), several 
sticks, all sorts of jew articles, a flute 
(which he can't play and never intends), 
a leg of mutton which he carries some- 
where to roast, and for a piece of which 
the landlord of the Ship makes him pay 
twice what he gave for the whole ; in 
short, all that money can be spent upon, 
which is every thing but medicine gratis ; 
and this he would insist on paying for. 
He would buy all the painted parrots on 
an Italian's head, on purpose to break 
them, rather than not spend his money. 
He has fiddles and a dance at the Ship, 
with oceans of flip and grog ; and gives 
the blind fiddler tobacco for sweetmeats, 
and half a crown for treading on his toe. 
He asks the landlady with a sigh, after 
her daughter Nance who first fired his 
heart with her silk stockings ; and finding 
that she is married and in trouble, leaves 
five crowns for her; which the old lady 
appropriates as part payment for a shil- 
ling in advance.* He goes to the port 
playhouse with Bet Monson, and a great 
red handkerchief full of apples, ginger- 
bread nuts, and fresh beef; calls out for 
the fiddlers and Rule Britannia; pelts 
Tom Sikes in the pit ; and compares 
Othello to the black ship's cook in his 
white night-cap. When he comes to 
London, he and some messmates take a 
hackney-coach, full of Bet Monsons and 
tobacco pipes, and go through the streets 
smoking and lolling out of window. He 
has ever been cautious of venturing on 
horseback ; and among his other sights in 
foreign parts, relates with unfeigned as- 
tonishment how he has seen the Turks 
ride, " Only," says he, guarding against 
the hearer's incredulity, " they have sad- 
dle-boxes to hold 'em in, fore and aft ; 
and shovels like for stirrups." He will 
tell you how the Chinese drink, and the 
NEGURS dance, and the monkies pelt you 



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with cocoa-nuts; and how king Domv 
would have built him a mud hut and 
made him a peer of the realm, if he would 
have stopped with him and taught him to 
make trowsers. He has a sister at a 
" school for young ladies," who blushes 
with a mixture of pleasure and shame at 
his appearance; and whose confusion he 
completes, by slipping fourpence into her 
hand, and saying out loud that he has " no 
more copper" about him. His mother 
and elder sisters at home doat on all he 
says and does, telling him however that 
he is a great sea-fellow, and was always 
wild ever since he was a hop-o'-my-thumb 
no higher than the window-locker. He 
tells his mother she would be a duchess 
in Paranaboo; at which the good old 
portly dame laughs and looks proud. 
When his sisters complain of his romping, 
he says that they are only sorry it is not 
the baker. He frightens them with a 
mask made after the New Zealand fashion, 
and is forgiven for his learning. . Their 
mantle-piece is filled by him with shells 
and shark's teeth ; and when he goes to sea 
again, there is no end of tears, and God' 
bless you, and home-made gingerbread. 

His officer on shore does much of all 
this, only, generally speaking, in a higher 
taste. The moment he lands he buys 
quantities of jewellery and other valu- 
ables, for all the females of his acquaint- 
ance ; and is taken in for every article. 
He sends in a cart load of fresh meat to 
the ship, though he is going to town next 
day ; and calling in at a chandler's for 
some candles, is persuaded to buy a 
dozen of green wax, with which he lights 
up the ship at evening ; regretting that 
the fine moonlight hinders the effect of 
the colour. A man, with a bundle be- 
neath his arm, accosts him in an under- 
tone ; and, with a look in which respect 
for his knowledge is mixed with an 
avowed zeal for his own interest, asks if 
his honour will just step under the gang- 
way here, and inspect some real India 
shawls. The gallant lieutenant says to 
himself, " this fellow knows what's what 
by his face ;" and so he proves it by being 
taken in on the spot. When he brings 
the shawls home, he says to his sister 
with an air of triumph, " there Poll, 
there's something for you ; only cost me 
twelve, and is worth twenty, if it's worth 
a dollar." She turns pale " Twenty 
what, my dear George ? Why, you 
haven't given twelve dollars for it, I 
hope 1" " Not I, by the Lord."" That's 



lucky ; because you see, my dear George, 
that all together is not worth more thau 
fourteen or fifteen shillings." " Fourteen 
or fifteen what ! Why, it's real India, en't 
it ? Why the fellow told me so ; or I'm 
sure I'd as soon'' (here he tries to hide 
his blushes with a bluster) " I'd as soon 
have given him twelve douses en the 
chaps as twelve guineas." " Twelve 
GUINEAS," exclaims the sister; and then 
drawling forth " Why my DEAR 
George," is proceeding to show him what 
the articles would have cost him at Con- 
dell's, when he interrupts her by request- 
ing her to go and choose for herself a tea- 
table service. He then makes his escape 
to some messmates at a coffee-house, and 
drowns his recollection of the shawls in 
the best wine, and a discussion on the 
comparative merits of the English and 
West Indian beauties and tables. At the 
theatre afterwards, where he has never 
been before, he takes a lady at the back 
of one of the boxes for a woman of qua- 
lity: and when after returning his long 
respectful gaze with a smile, she turns 
aside and puts her handkerchief to her 
mouth, he thinks it is in derision, till 
his friend undeceives him. He is intro- 
duced to the lady ; and ever afterwards, 
at first sight of a woman of quality (with- 
out any disparagement either to those 
charming personages), expects her to give 
him a smile. He thinks the other ladies 
much better creatures than they are taken 
for ; and for their parts, they tell him, that 
if all men were like himself, they would 
trust the sex again : which, for aught we 
know, is the truth. He has, indeed, what 
he thinks a very liberal opinion of ladies 
in general ; judging them all, in a manner, 
with the eye of a seaman's experience. 
Yet he will believe nevertheless in the 
" true-love" of any given damsel whom 
he seeks in the way of marriage, let him 
roam as much, or remain as long at a 
distance as he pleases. It is not that he 
wants feeling; but that he has read of it, 
time out of mind, in songs ; and he 
looks upon constancy as a sort of exploit, 
answering to those which he performs at 
sea. He is nice in his watches and linen. 
He makes you presents of cornelians, an- 
tique seals, cocoa-nuts set in silver, and 
other valuables. When he shakes hands 
with you, it is like being caught in a 
windlass. He would not swagger about 
the streets in his uniform, for the world. 
He is generally modest in company, 
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thinks un gentlemanly behaviour. He is 
also liable to be rendered irritable by 
sickness ; partly because he has been 
used to command others, and to be served 
with all possible deference and alacrity ; 
and partly, because the idea of suffering 
pain, without any honour or profit to get 
by it, is unprofessional, and he is not 
accustomed to it. He treats talents un- 
like his own with great respect. He often 
perceives his own so little felt that it 
teaches him this feeling for that of others. 
Besides, he admires the quantity of in- 
formation which people can get, without 
travelling like himself; especially when 
he sees how interesting his own becomes, 
to them as well as to every body else. 
When he tells a story, particularly if full 
of wonders, he takes care to maintain his 
character for truth and simplicity, by qua- 
lifying it with all possible reservations, 
concessions, and anticipations of objec- 
tion ; such as " in case, at such times as, 
so to speak, as it were, at least, at any 
rate." He seldom uses sea-terms but 
when jocosely provoked by something 
contrary to his habits of life ; as for in- 
stance, if he is always meeting you on 
horseback, he asks if you never mean to 
walk the deck again ; or if he finds you 
studying day after day, he says you are 
always overhauling your log-book. He 
makes more new acquaintances, and for- 
gets his old ones less, than any other man 
in the busy world ; for he is so compelled 
to make his home every where, remem- 
bers his native one as such a place of 
enjoyment, has all his friendly recollec- 
tions so fixed upon his mind at sea, and 
has so much to tell and to hear when he 
returns, that change and separation lose 
with him the most heartless part of their 
nature. He also sees such a variety of 
customs and manners, that he becomes 
charitable in his opinions altogether ; and 
charity, while it diffuses the affections, 
cannot let the old ones go. Half the se- 
cret of human intercourse is to make al- 
lowance for each other. 

When the officer is superannuated or 
retires, he becomes, if intelligent and in- 
quiring, one of the most agreeable old 
men in the world, equally welcome to the 
silent for his card-playing, and to the 
conversational for his recollections. He 
is fond of astronomy and books of voy- 
ages ; and is immortal with all who know 
him, for having been round the world, or 
seen the Transit of Venus, or had one of 
his finger? carried off by a New Zealand 



hatchet, or a present of feathers from an 
Otaheitean beauty. If not elevated by 
his acquirements above some of his hum- 
bler tastes, he delights in a corner-cup- 
board holding his cocoa-nuts and punch- 
bowl; has his summer-house castellated 
and planted with wooden cannon; and 
sets up the figure of his old ship, the Bri- 
tannia or the Lovely Nancy, for a statue 
in the garden ; where it stares eternally 
with red cheeks and round black eyes, as 
if in astonishment at its situation. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 20. 

Sfanuarp 15. 

Changes of Climate. 

An opinion has been long entertained, 
that there are vicissitudes in the climate and 
temperature of the air unknown to former 
times, and that such variations exist in 
America as well as in Europe. It is said 
that the transatlantic changes have been 
more frequent, and the heat of the sun 
not so early or so strongly experienced 
as formerly. In America, these altera- 
tions are attributed to a more obvious 
cause than uncertain hypothesis, and at 
not many degrees distance. For instance, 
the ice in the great river St. Lawrence, at 
Quebec, did not break up till the first 
week in May, 1817, when it floated down 
the stream in huge masses, and in vast 
quantities; these, with other masses from 
the coast of Labrador, &c. spread a 
general coldness many degrees to the 
southward. But a few weeks before the 
snow fell in some parts of New England, 
and New York, to a considerable depth, 
and there were severe frosts. The vessels 
from England and Ireland, which arrived 
at Quebec, all concurred in their accounts 
of the dangers which they encountered, 
and the cold which they suffered. In 
fine, it would appear that the ice in those 
regions had accumulated to so alarming a 
degree, as to threaten a material change 
in all the adjacent countries, and to verify 
the theory of some who imagined that the 
extreme cold of the north was gradually 
making encroachments upon the extreme 
heat of the south. They have remarked, 
in confirmation of their opinions, that the 
accounts of travellers and navigators, 
furnish strong reasons for supposing that 
the islands of ice in the higher northern 
latitudes, as well as the glaciers on the 



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Alps, continue perpetually to increase in 
bulk. At certain times, in the ice moun- 
tains of Switzerland, there occur fissures, 
which show the immense thickness of the 
frozen matter ; some of these cracks have 
measured three or four hundred ells deep. 
The great islands of ice, in the northern 
seas bordering upon Hudson's Bay, have 
been observed to be immersed one 



Reasonings of this kind are supported 
by the greatest names, and countenanced 
by the authentic reports of the best in- 
formed travellers. Mr. Bradley attribute? 
the cold winds and wet weather, which 
sometimes happen in May and June, to 
the solution of ice islands accidentally 
detached and floating from the north. 
Mr. Barham, about the year 1718, in his 



hundred fathoms beneath the surface of voyage from Jamaica to England, in the 



the sea, and to have risen a fifth or sixth 
part above the surface, measuring, at the 
same time, about a mile and a half in 
diameter. It has been shown by Dr. 
Lyster, that the marine ice contains some 
salt, and less air, than common ice, and 



beginning of June, met with some of 
those islands, which were involved in such 
a fog that the ship was in danger of strik- 
ing against them. One of them measur- 
ed sixty miles in length. 

On the 22d of December, 1789, there 



that it therefore is more difficult of solu-.. was an instance of ice islands having been 
tion. From these premises, he endea- wafted from the southern polar regions, 
vours to account for the perpetual aug- It was on these islands that the Guardian 
mentation of those floating islands. By a struck, at the commencement of her 
celebrated experiment of Mr. Boyle, it passage from the Cape of Good Hope 
has been demonstrated that ice evaporates towards Botany Bay. These islands 

were wrapt in darkness, about one hun- 
dred and fifty fathoms long, and above 
fifty fathoms above the surface of the 
waves. In the process of solution, a 
fragment from the summit of one of them 



very fast, in severe frosty weather, when 
the wind blows upon it ; and as ice, in a 
thawing state, is known to contain six 
times more cold than water, at the same 
degree of sensible coldness, it is easy to 
conceive that winds sweeping over islands 
and continents of ice, perhaps much 
below northing on Fahrenheit's scale, and 
rushing thence into our latitudes, must 



broke off, and plunging into the sea, 
caused a tremendous commotion in the 
water, and dense smoke all around it 
These facts were strongly urged upon 



bring most intense degrees of cold along public attention in the autumn of 1817,* 
with them. If to this be added the as grounds of not only curious and inter- 
quantity of cold produced by the evapo- esting, but likewise of highly important 
ration of the water, as well as by the speculation. A supposed change in the 
solution of ice, it can scarcely be doubted temper, and the very character of our 
but that the arctic seas are the principal seasons, was deemed to have fallen within 
source of the cold of our winters, and the observation of even young men, or at 
that it is brought hither by the regions least middle-aged men ; and upon this 
of the air blowing from the north, and supposition, it was not deemed extrava- 
which take an apparently easterly direc- gant to anticipate the combined force of 
tipn, by their coming to a part of the the naval world employed in navigating 
surface of the earth, which moves faster the immense masses of ice into the more 
than the latitude from which they origi- southern oceans ; while to render the 
nate. Hence, the increase of the ice in notion more agreeable, and to enliven the 
the polar regions, by increasing the cold minds of such as might think such matters 
of our climate, adds', at the same time, to of speculation dull or uninteresting, the 
the bulk of the glaciers of Italy and project was laid before them in a versified 

garb, characterising the arctic region* 

There in her azure coif, and starry stole, 

Grey Twilight sits, and rules the slumbering pole ; 

Bends the pale moon-beams round the sparkling coast, 

And strews, with livid hands, eternal frost ! 

There, Nymphs ! alight, array your dazzling powers, 

With sudden march alarm the torpid hours; 

On ice-built isles expand a thousand sails, 

Hinge the strong helm, and catch the frozen gales ; 

The winged rocks to feverish climates guide, 

Where fainting zephyrs pant upon the tide ; 



Switzerland. 



* See M. Chronicle, 4 Oct. 



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Pass where to Ceuta Calpe's thunder roars, 
And answering echoes shake the kindred shores ; 
Pass where with palmy plumes Canary smiles, 
And in her silver girdle binds her isles ; 
Onward, where Niger's dusky Naiad laves 
A thousand kingdoms with prolific waves, 
Or leads o'er golden sands her threefold train 
In steamy channels to the fervid main, 
While swarthy nations crowd the sultry coast, 
Drink the fresh breeze, and hail the floating frost ; 
Nymphs ! veil'd in mist, the melting treasures steer, 
And cool with artic snows the tropic year. 
So from the burning line, by monsoons driv'n, 
Clouds sail in squadrons o'er the darken'd heav'n , 
Wide wastes of sand the gelid gales pervade, 
And ocean cools beneath the moving shade. 



Darwin. 



NATUKALISTS . CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 35 05. 



Sanuarp 16. 

110GMANY. 

Mr. Reddock's paper on this subject, 
at page 13. has elicited the following 
fetter from a literary gentleman, concern- 
mg a dramatic representation in England 
similar to that which Mr. Reddock in- 
stances at Falkirk, and other parts of 
North Britain. Such communications are 
particularly acceptable; because they show 
to what extent usages prevail, and wherein 
they differ in different parts of the coun- 
try. Tt will be gratifying to every one 
who peruses this work, and highly so to 
the editor, if he is obliged by letters from 
readers acquainted with customs in their 
own vicinity, similar to those that 
they are informed of in other counties, 
and particularly if they will take the 
trouble to describe them in every particu- 
lar. By this means, the Every- Day Book 
will become what it is designed to be 
made, a storehouse of past and present 
manners and customs. Any customs of 
any place or season that have not already 
appeared in the worK, are earnestly solicited 
from those who have the means of fur- 
nishing the information The only con- 
dition stipulated for, as absolutely indis- 
pensable to the insertion of a letter re- 
specting facts of this nature, is, that the 
name and address of the writer be com- 
municated to the ediior, who will subjoin 
such signature as the writer may choose 
Ms letter should bear to the eye of the 
public. The various valuable articles of 



this kind which have hitherto appeared in 
the work, however signed by initials or 
otherwise, have been so authenticated to 
the editor's private satisfaction, and he 
is thus enabled to vouch for the genuine- 
ness of such contributions. 

To the Editor of the Everyday Book. 

Sir, 

In your last number appeared a very 
amusing article touching some usages and 
customs in Scotland, and communicated 
from Falkirk. In the description of the 
boys' play, ingeniously suggested as 
typical of the Roman invasion under 
Agricola, we, however, read but a varied 
edition of what is enacted in other parts 
besides Scotland, and more particularly 
in the western counties, by those troops 
of old Father Christmas boys, which 
are indeed brief chronicles of the times. 
I mean, those paper-decorated, brick- 
dust-daubed urchins, 'yclept Mummers. 

To be sure they do not begin, 
" Here conies in the king of Macedon ;" 
but we have instead, 

" Here comes old Father Christmas, 
Christmas or Christmas not, 
I hope old Father Christmas never will be 
forgot." 

And then for the Scottish leader Galgacus, 

we find, 

" Here comes in St. George, St. George 

That man of mighty name, 

With sword and buckler by my side 

1 hope to tvin the game." 

These *' western kernes " have it, you see, 
Mr. Editor, " down along," to use their 
own dialect, with those of the thistle. 
Then, too, we havi a fight. Oh ! how 



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beautiful to my boyish eyes were their 
wooden swords and their bullying gait ! 
then we have a fight, for lo 

" Here's come I, the Turkish knight, 
Come from the Sol dan's land to fight, 
And be the foe's blood hot and bold 
With my sword I'll make it cold." 

A vile Saracenic pun in the very minute 
of deadly strife. But they fight the 
cross is victorious, the crescent o'erthrown, 
and, as a matter of course, even in our 
pieces of mock valour, duels we have 
therein the doctor is sent for ; and he is 
addressed, paralleling again our players of 
" Scotia's wild domain," with 

'* Doctor, doctor, can you tell 
What will make a sick man well ?" 

and thereupon he enumerates cures which 
would have puzzled Galen, and put Hip- 
pocrates to a " non-plus ;" and he finally 
agrees, as in the more classical drama of 
your correspondent, to cure our unbeliever 
for a certain sum. 

The " last scene of all that ends this 
strange eventful history'' consists in the 
entrance of the most diminutive of these 
Thespians, bearing, as did .ZEneas of old, 
his parent upon his shoulders, and reciting 
this bit of good truth and joculation (per- 
mitting the word) by way of epilogue : 

*' Here comes I, little Johnny Jack, 
With my wife and family at my back, 
Yet, though my body is but small, 
I'm the greatest rogue amongst ye all ; 
This is my scrip so for Christmas cheer 
If you've any thing to give throw it in here*" 

This may be but an uninteresting tail- 
piece to your correspondent's clever com- 
munication, but still it is one, and makes 
the picture he so well began of certain 
usages more full of point. 

I doat upon old customs, and I love 
hearty commemorations, and hence those 
mimics of whom I have written I mean 
the mummers are my delight, and in the 
laughter and merriment they create I for- 
get to be a critic, and cannot choose but 
laugh in the fashion of a Democritus, 
rather than weep worlds away in the style 
of a Diogenes. 

I am, &c. &c. 

J. S. jun. 

Little Chelsea, 
Jan. 4, 1826. 



In the preface to Mr. Davies Gilbert's 
work on "Ancient Christmas Carols," 
there is an account of Cornish sports, 



with a description of a " metrical play, v 
which seems to be the same with which 
is the subject of the preceding letter. 

Being on the popular drama, and as 
the topic arose in Mr. Reddock's commu- 
nication from Scotland, a whimsical dra- 
matic anecdote, with another of like kin 
from that part of the kingdom, is here sub- 
joined from a Scottish journal of this 
month in the year 1823. 

New Readings of Burns. 

We were lately favoured with the peru- 
sal of a Perth play -bill, in which Tarn 
O'Shanter, dramatized, is announced for 
performance as the afterpiece. A ludi- 
crous mistake has occurred, however, in 
the classification of the Dramatis Per- 
sonce. The sapient playwright, it would 
appear, in reading the lines 

" Tarn had got planted unco richt, 

Fast by an ingle bleezin* finely, 

Wi' reaman' swats that drank divinely," 

very naturally conceiving ream an' swats, 
from the delectable style of their carous- 
ing, to be a brace of Tarn's pot compa- 
nions, actually introduced them as such, 
as we find in the bill that the characters 
of " Ream" and " Swats" are to be per- 
sonated by two of the performers ! 

This reminds us of an anecdote, con- 
nected with the same subject, which had 
its origin nearer home. Some time ago 
we chanced to be in the shop of an elderly 
bookseller, when the conversation turned 
upon the identity of the characters intro- 
duced by Burns in his Tarn O'Shanter. 
The bibliopole, who had spent the early 
part of his life in this neighbourhood, as- 
sured us that, " exceptin' Kerr, he kent 
every body to leuk at that was mention- 
ed, frae Tarn himsel' doun to his mare 
Maggie." This being the first time we 
had ever heard Mr. Kerr's cognomen al- 
luded to, in connection with Tarn O'Shan- 
ter, we expressed considerable surprise, 
and stated that he undoubtedly must have 
made a mistake in the name. "It may 
be sae, but its a point easily sattled," said 
he, raxing down a copy of Burns from 
the shelf. With " spectacles on nose," 
he turned up the poem in question. "Ay, 
ay," said he, in an exulting tone, " I 
thocht I was na that far wrang 

" Care mad to see a man sae happy, 
E'n drowned himself amang the happy." 

Now, I kent twa or three o' the Kerr's 



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that leev't in the town-head, but I never 
could fin' out whilk o' them Burns had in 
his e'e when he wrote the poem."* 

To Thespian ingenuity we are under 
an obligation for an invention of great 
simplicity, which may be useful on many 
occasions, particularly to literary persons 
who are too far removed from the press 
to avail themselves of its advantages in 
printing short articles for limited distribu- 
tion. 



A Dramatic Printing Apparatus. 
Itinerant companies of co edians fre- 
quently print their play-bills by the fol- 
lowing contrivance : The form of letter is 
placed on a flat support, having ledges at 
each side, that rise within about a thir- 
teenth of an inch of the inked surface of 
the letter. The damped paper is laid 
upon the letter so disposed, and previously 
inked, and a roller, covered with woollen 
cloth, is passed along the ledges over its 
surface ; the use of the ledges is to pre- 
vent the roller from rising in too obtuse 
an angle against the first letters, or going 
off too abruptly from the last, which would 
cause the paper to be cut, and the im- 
pression to be injured at the beginning 
and end of the sheet. The roller must 
be passed across the page, for if it moves 
in the order of the lines, the paper will 
bag a little between each, and the impres- 
sion will be less neat.^- 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 35 * 65. 

Sfanuarp 17. 

Snow, fyc. 

On the 16th and 17th of January, 1809, 
Mr. Howard observed, that the snow ex- 
hibited the beautiful blue and pink shades 
at sunset which are sometimes observ- 
able, and that there was a strong evapora- 
tion from its surface. A circular area, of 
five inches diameter, lost 150 grains troy, 
from sunset on the 15th to sunrise next 
morning, and about 50 grains more by the 
following sunset; the gauge being exposed 
to a smart breeze on the house top. The 
curious reader may hence compute for 
himself, the enormous quantity raised in 
those 24 hours, without any visible lique- 

* Ayr Courier. 

f Dr. Aikin's Athenaeum. 



faction, from an acre of snow : the effects 
of the load thus given to the air were soon 
perceptible. On the 17th, a small bril- 
liant meteor descended on the S. E. 
horizon about 6 p. m. On the 18th, 
though the moon was still conspicuous, 
the horns of the crescent were obtuse. 
On the 1 9th appeared the Cirrus cloud, 
followed by the Cirrostratus. In the 
afternoon a freezing shower from the east- 
ward glazed the windows, encrusted the 
walls, and encased the trees, the garments 
of passengers, and the very plumage of 
(he birds with ice. Birds thus disabled 
were seen lying on the ground in great 
numbers in different parts of the country. 
Nineteen rooks were taken up alive by 
one person at Castle Eaton Meadow, 
Wilts. The composition of this frozen 
shower, examined on a sheet of paper, 
was no less curious than these effects. It 
consisted of hollow spherules of ice, filled 
with water ; of transparent globules ol 
hail ; and of drops of water at the point 
of freezing, which became solid on touch- 
ing the bodies they fell on. The ther- 
mometer exposed from the window indi- 
cated 30,5. This was at Plaistow. The 
shower was followed by a moderate fall 
of snow. From this time to the 24th, 
there were variable winds and frequent 
falls of snow, which came down on the 
22d in flakes as large as dollars, with 
sleet at intervals. On the 24th a steady 
rain from W. decided for a thaw. This 
and the following night proved stormy : 
the melted snow and rain, making about 
two inches depth of water on the level, 
descended suddenly by the rivers, and the 
country was inundated to a greater extent 
than in the year 1795. The River Lea 
continued rising the whole of the 26th, 
remained stationary during the 27th, and 
returned into its bed in the course of the 
two following days. The various chan 
nels by which it intersects this part of the 
country were united in one current, above 
a mile in width, which flowed with great 
impetuosity, and did much damage. From 
breaches in the banks and mounds, the 
different levels, as they are termed, of 
embanked pasture land, were filled to the 
depth of eight or nine feet. The cattle, 
by great exertions, were preserved, being 
mostly in the stall ; and the inhabitants, 
driven to their upper rooms, were relieved 
by boats plying under the windows. The 
Thames was so full during this time, that 
no tide was perceptible; happily, how- 
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recession of the water from the levels pro- 
ceeded with little interruption till the 23d 
of February, when it nearly all subsided. 
No lives were lost in these parts ; but 
several circumstances concurred to render 
this inundation less mischievous than it 
might have been, from the great depth o. 
snow on the country. It was the time of 
neap tide ; the wind blew strongly from 
the ivestward, urging the water down the 
Thames ; while moonlight nights, and a 
temperate atmosphere, were favourable to 
the poor, whose habitations were filled 
with water. On the 28th appeared a 
lunar halo of the largest diameter. On 
the 29th, after a fine morning, the wind 
began to blow hard from the south, and 
during the whole night of the 30th it raged 
with excessive violence from the west, 
doing considerable damage. The baro- 
meter rose, during this hurricane, one- 
tenth of an inch per hour. The remainder 
of the noon was stormy and wet, and it 



closed with squally weather ; which, with 
the frequent appearance of the rainbow, 
indicated the approach of a drier atmo- 
sphere, a change on few occasions within 
Mr. Howard's recollection more desirable. 
Numerous inundations, consequent on 
the thaw of the 24th, appear to have pre- 
vailed in low and level districts all along 
the east side of the island : but in no 
part with more serious destruction of pro- 
perty, public works, and the hopes of the 
husbandman, than in the fens of Cam- 
bridgeshire : where, by some accounts. 
60,000, by others above 150,000 acres of 
land, were laid under deep water, through 
an extent of 15 miles. It is a fact worth 
preserving, that about 500 sacks filled 
with earth, and laid on the banks of the 
Old Bedford river, at various places, 
where the waters were then flowing over, 
proved effectual in saving that part of the 
country from a general deluge. 




on 



at 



It's a custom at Highgate, that all who go through, 
Must be sworn on the horns, sir ! and so, sir, must you ! 
Bring the horns ! shut the door ! now, sir, take off your hat !- 
When you come here again, don't forget to mind that ! 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 17. 



" Have you been sworn at Highgate ?" 
is a question frequently asked in every 
r>art of the kingdom ; for, that such a cus- 
tom exists in this village is known far and 
near, though many who inquire, and are 
asked, remain ignorant of the ceremony. 
As the practice is declining, diligence has 
been exercised to procure information on 
the spot, and from every probable source, 
concerning this remarkable usage. 

The village of Highgate take its name 
from the gate across the public road into 
London, opposite the chapel, which is 
sometimes erroneously called the church, 
for it is, in fact, only a chapel of ease to 
Hornsey church. This road runs through 
land belonging to the bishopric of Lon- 
don, and was made, by permission of the 
bishop in former times, probably when the 
whole of this spot, and. the circumjacent 
country, was covered with wood, and part 
of the great forest of Middlesex, which, 
according to Matthew Paris, was infested 
by wolves, stags, boars, and other wild 
beasts, besides robbers. This gate, from 
being on the great northern eminence to- 
wards London, was called the A/j^A-gate ; 
as the land became cleared of wood, houses 
arose near the spot, and hence the village 
now called Highgate. It seems probable, 
that the first dwelling erected here was 
the gate-house. The occupier of the inn 
of that name holds it under a lease from 
the bishop, under which lease he also 
farms the bishop's toll. In the year 1 769 
the old gate-house, which extended over 
the road, was taken down, and the present 
common turnpike-gate put up. So much, 
then, concerning Highgate, as introduc- 
tory to the custom about to he related. 

" Swearing on the horns," which now 
is " a custom more honoured in the breach 
than in the observance," prevailed at 
Highgate as a continual popular amuse- 
ment and private annoyance. An old and 
respectable inhabitant of the village says, 
that sixty years ago upwards of eighty 
stages stopped every day at the Red Lion, 
and that out of every five passengers three 
were sworn. It is a jocular usage of the 
place, from beyond the memory of man, 
especially encouraged by certain of the 
villagers, to the private advantage of pub- 
lic landlords. On the drawing up of 
coaches at the inn-doors, particular invi- 
tations were given to the company to 
alight, and after as many as could be col- 
lected were got into a room for purposes of 
refreshment, the subject of being " sworn 
at Highgate" was introduced, and while 



a little artifice easily detected who had 
not taken the oath, some perhaps express- 
ed a wish to submit to the ceremony. It 
often happened however, that before these 
facts could be ascertained "the horns" 
were brought in by the landlord, and as 
soon as they appeared, enough were usually 
present to enforce compliance. "The 
horns," fixed on a pole of about five feet 
in height, were erected, by placing the 
pole upright on the ground, near the 
person to be sworn, who was required 
to take off his hat, and all present having 
done the same, the landlord then, in a loud 
voice, swore in, the " party proponent." 
What is called the oath is traditional, and 
varies verbally in a small degree. It has 
been taken down in writing from the lips 
of different persons who administer it, and 
after a careful collation of the different 
versions the following may be depended on 
as correct. The landlord, or the person 
appointed by him to "swear in," pro- 
claims a'oud 

" Upstanding and uncovered ! Si- 
lence !" Then he addresses himself to 
the person he swears in, thus : 

" TAKE NOTICE what I now say unto 
you, for that is the first word of your 
oath mind that! You must acknow- 
ledge me to be your adopted Father, I 
must acknowledge you to be my adopted 
son (or daughter.) If you do not call me 
father you forfeit a bottle of wine, if I do 
not call you son, I forfeit the same. And 
now, my good son, if you are travelling 
through this village of Highgate, and you 
have no money in your pocket, go call for 
a bottle of wine at any house you think 
proper to go into, and book it to your fa- 
ther's score. If you have any friends with 
you, you may treat them as well, but if 
you have money of your own, you must 
pay for it yourself. For you must not 
say you have no money when you have, 
neither must you convey the money out 
of your own pocket into your friends' 
pockets, for I shall search you as well as 
them, and if it is found that you or they 
have money, you forfeit a bottle of wine' 
for trying to cozen and cheat your poor 
old ancient father. You must not eat 
brown bread while you can get white, ex- 
cept you like the brown the best ; you 
must not drink small beer while you can 
get strong, except you like the small the 
best. You must not kiss the maid while you 
can kiss the mistress, except you like the 
maid the best, but sooner than lose a 
good chance you may kiss them both. 



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And now, my good son, fo: a word or two 
of advice. Keep from all houses of ill 
repute, and every place of public resort 
for bad company, Beware of false 
friends, for they will turn to be your foes, 
and inveigle you into houses where you 
may lose your money and get no redress, 
Keep from thieves of every denomination. 
And now, my good son, I wish you a safe 
journey through Highgate and this life. 
I charge you, my good son, that if you 
know any in this company who have not 
taken this oath, you must cause them to 
take it, or make each of them forfeit a 
bottle of wine, for if you fail to do so you 
wLl forfeit a bottle of wine yourself. So 
now, my son, God bless you ! Kiss the 
horns or a pretty girl if you see one here, 
which you like best, and so be free of 
Highgate !" 

If a female be in the room she is usually 
saluted, if not, the horns must be kissed : 
the option was not allowed formerly. As 
soon as the salutation is over the swearer- 
in commands " silence V and then ad- 
dressing himself to his new-made " son," 
he says, "I have now to acquaint you 
with your privilege as a freeman of this 
place. If at any time you are going 
through Highgate and want to rest your- 
self, and you see a pig lying in a ditch you 
have liberty to kick her out and take her 
place; but if you see three lying together 
you must only kick out the middle one 
and lie between the other two ! God 
save the kgig !" This important privi- 
Jege of the freemen of Highgate was first 
discovered by one Joyce a blacksmith, 
who a few years ago kept the Coach and 
Horses, and subjoined the agreeable in- 
formation to those whom " he swore in." 

When the situation of things and per- 
sons seems to require it, the " bottle of 
wine" is sometimes compounded for by a 
modus of sundry glasses of " grog," and in 
many cases a pot of porter. 

There is one circumstance essential for 
a freeman of Highgate to remember, and 
" that is the first word of his oath, mind 
that .'" If he fail to recollect that, he is 
subject to be resworn from time to time, 
and so often, until he remember that. He 
is therefore never to forget the injunction 
before he swears, to take notice what is 
said, " for that is the first word of your 
oath mind that /" Failure of memory 
is deemed want of comprehension, which 
is no plea in the high court of Highgate 



" mind that /" That is, that that " that," 
is " that" 



There is no other formality in the ad- 
ministration or taking of this oath, than 
what is already described ; and the only 
other requisite for " a stranger in High" 
gate" to be told, is, that now in the year 
1826, there are nineteen licensed houses 
in this village, and that at each of these 
houses the " horns" are kept, and the oath 
administered by the landlord or his 
deputy. 

To note the capabilities of each house, 
their signs are here enumerated, with the 
quality of horns possessed by each. 

1. THE GATE-HOUSE is taken first in 
order, as being best entitled to priority, 
because it has the most respectable ac- 
commodation in Highgate. Besides the 
usual conveniences of stabling and beds, 
it has a coffee-room, and private rooms 
for parties, and a good assembly-room. 
The horns there are Stag's. 

2. Mitre, has Stag's horns. 

3. Green Dragon, Stag's horns. 

4. Red Lion and Sun, Bullock's horns. 
The late husband of Mrs. Southo, the 

present intelligent landlady of this house, 
still lives in the recollection of many 
inhabitants, as having been a most face- 
tious swearer in. 

5. Bell, Stag's horns. This house now 
only known as the sign of the " Bell," 
was formerly called the " Bell and Horns." 
About fifty years ago, it was kept by one 
Anderson, who had his " horns" over his 
door, to denote that persons were sworn 
there as well as at the Gate-house. 
Wright, the then landlord of the " Red 
Lion and Sun," determined not to be 
outrivalled, and hung out a pair of bul- 
lock's horns so enormous in size, and 
otherwise so conspicuous, as to eclipse 
the " Bell and Horns ;" at last, all the 
public houses in the village got " horns," 
and swore in. It is within recollection 
that every house in Highgate had " the 
horns" at the door as a permanent sign. 

6. Coach and Horses, . Ram's horns. 

7. Castle, Ram's horns. 

8. Red Lion, .... Ram's horns. 

9. Wrestler's, .... Stag's horns. 

10. Bull, Stag's horns. 

11. Lord Nelson, . . . Stag's horns. 

12. Duke of Wellington, . Stag's horns. 
This house is at the bottom of Highgate 

Hill, towards Finchley, in the angle 
formed by the intersection of the old road 



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86 



over the hill, and the road through the 
archway to Holloway. It therefore com- 
mands the Highgate entrance into Lon- 
don, and the landlord avails himself of 
his " eminence" at the foot of the hill, by 
proffering his " horns" to all who desire 
to be free of Highgate. 

13. Crown, . Stag's herns. This is 
the first public house in Highgate coming 
from Holloway. i 

14. Duke's Head, . . Stag's horns. 

15. Cooper's Arms, . . Ram's horns. 

16. Rose and Crown, . Stag's horns. 

17. Angel, .... .* Stag's horns. 

18. Flask, Ram's horns. 

This old house is now shut up. It is 

at the top of Highgate Hill, close by the 
pond, which was formed there by a hermit, 
who caused gravel to be excavated for the 
making of the road from Highgate to 
Islington, through Holloway. Of this 
labour old Fuller speaks, he calls it a 
" t*,vo-handed charity, providing water on 
the hill where it was wanting, and cleanli- 
ness in the valley which before, especially 
in winter, was passed with difficulty." 

19. Fox and Crown . Ram's Horns. 
This house, commonly called the " Fox v 
and the " Fox under the Hill," is nearly 
at the top of the road from Kentish Town 
to Highgate, and though not the most 
remarked perhaps, is certainly the most 
remarkable house for " swearing on the 
horns." Guiver, the present landlord, 
(January 1826) came to the house about 
Michaelmas 1824, and many called 
upon him to be sworn in ; not having 
practised he was unqualified to indulge 
the requisitionists, and very soon finding, 
that much of the custom of his house de- 
pended on the "custom of Highgate," and 
imagining that he had lost something by 
his indifference to the usage, he boldly 
determined to obtain " indemnity for the 
past, and security for the future." There- 
upon he procured habiliments, and an 
assistant, and he is now an office-bearer 
as regards the aforesaid "manner" of High- 
gate, and exercises his faculties so as to 
dignify the custom. Robed in a domino 
with a wig and mask, and a book wherein 
is written the oath, he recites it in this 
costume as he reads it through a pair of 
spectacles. The staff with " the horns" is 
held by an old villager who acts as clerk, 
and at every full stop, calls aloud, 
" Amen !" This performance furnishes 
the representation of the present engrav- 
ing from a sketch by Mr. George Cruik- 
shank. He has waggishly misrepresented 



one of the figures, which not being tha 
landlord, who is the most important cha- 
racter, no way affects the general fidelity 
of the scenes sometimes exhibited m the 
parlour of the Fox and Crown. 

It is not uncommon for females to be 
"sworn at Highgate." On such occa- 
sions the word " daughter" is substituted 
for "son," and other suitable alterations 
are made in the formality. Anciently there 
was a register kept at the gate-house, 
wherein persons enrolled their names 
when sworn there, but the book unac- 
countably disappeared many years ago. 1 
Query. Is it in Mr. Upcott's collection of 
autographs ? 

There seems to be little doubt, that the 
usage first obtained at the Gate-house ; 
where, as well as in other public houses, 
though not in all, at this time, deputies 
are employed to swear in. An old inha- 
bitant, who formerly kept a licensed 
house, says, " In my time nobody came 
to Highgate in any thing of a carriage, 
without being called upon to be sworn in. 
There was so much doing in this way at 
one period, that I was obliged to hire a 
man as a ' swearer-in :' I have sworn in 
from a hundred to a hundred and twenty 
in a day. Bodies of tailors used to come 
up here from town, bringing five or six 
new shopmates with them to be sworn ; 
and I have repeatedly had parties of la- 
dies and gentlemen in private carriages 
come up purposely to be made free of 
Highgate in the same way." 

Officers of the guards and other regi- 
ments repeatedly came to the Gate-house 
and called for " the horns." Dinner parties 
were formed there for the purpose of ini- 
tiating strangers, and as pre-requisite for 
admission to sundry convivial societies, 
now no more, the freedom of Highgate 
was indispensable. 

Concerning the origin of this, custom, 
there are two or three stories. One is, 
that it was devised by a landlord, who had 
lost his licence, as a means of covering 
the sale of his liquors ; to this there seems 
no ground of credit. 

Another, and a probable account, is, to 
this effect That Highgate being the place 
nearest to London where cattle rested on 
their way from the north for sale in Smith- 
field, certain graziers were accustomed to 
put up at the Gate-house for the night, 
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stnmjers, who like themselves were tra- 
velling on their business, they brought an 
ox to the deer, and those who did not 
choose to kiss its horns, after going 
through the ceiemony described, were not 
deemed fit members of their society. 

It is imagined by some, because it is so 
stated in a modern book or two as likely, 
that the horns were adopted to swear 
this whimsical oath upon, because it was 
tendered at the parish ofHorns-ey, where- 
in Highgate is situated. 

The reader may choose either of these 
origins ; he has before him all that can be 
known upon the subject. 



An anecdote related by Mrs. Southo of 
the Red Lion and Sun, may, or may not, 
be illustrative of this custom. She is a 
native of Hoddesdon in Hertfordshire, 
where her father kept the Griffin, and she 
says, that when any fresh waggoner came 
to that house with his team, a drinking 
horn, holding about a pint, fixed on a 
stand made of four rams' horns, was 
brought out of the house, and elevated 
above his head, and he was compelled to 
pay a gallon of beer, and to drink out of 
the horn. She never heard how the usage 
originated ; it had been observed, and 
the stand of rams' horns had been in the 
nouse, from time immemorial. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 35 52. 



18. 

St. Priscian. 
In the church of England calendar. 

OLD TWELFTH DAY. 

This is still observed in some parts of 
England 

Don Sebastian. 

In default of holiday making by the 
editor, who during the Christmas season 
has been employed in finishing the 
index es,which will be in the readers' hands 
in tew days to enable them to complete 
tl e "rst volume of this work, he has now 
a>id then turned to his collections to re- 
li n e the wearisomeness of his occupation, 
ind finding the following anecdote in 

The Times" of Dec. 1825, he subjoins 



from his stores an illustration of the 
curious fact it relates to. " It may be 
mentioned," The Times says, " as a sin- 
gular species of infatuation, that many 
Portuguese residing in Brazil as well as 
Portugal, still believe in the coming of 
Sebastian, the romantic king, who was 
killed in Africa about the year 1578, in a 
pitched battle with the emperor Muley 
Moluc. Some of these old visionaries 
will go out, wrapped in their large cloaks, 
on a windy night, to watch the move- 
ments of the heavens, and frequently, if 
an exhalation is seen flitting in the air, 
resembling a falling star, they will cry 
out, " there he comes !" Sales of horses 
and other things are sometimes effected, 
payable at the coming of king Sebastian. 
It was this fact that induced Junot, when 
asked what he would be able to do with 
the Portuguese, to answer, what can I do 
with a people who are still waiting for 
the coming of the Messiah and king Se- 
bastian ?" 

This superstitious belief is mentioned 
in a MS. Journal of a Residence at Lis- 
bon in 1814, written by an individual 
personally known to the editor, who ex- 
tracts from the narrative as follows : 

It is the daily practice at Lisbon for 
the master of the family to cater for the 
wants of his table himself. According to 
ancient usage, he must either employ and 
pay a porter to carry home his purchases 
at market, or send a servant for them. A 
certain doctor, well known to be a lover 
of fish, and an enthusiastic expectant of 
Don Sebastian, was watched several days 
in the fish market by some knavish youths, 
who contrived a trick upon him. One 
morning, they observed him very intent 
upon a fine large fish, yet disagreeing 
with the fishmonger as to its price. One 
of these knaves managed to inform the 
man, if he would let the doctor have the 
fish at his own price he would pay the 
difference, and the fishmonger soon con- 
cluded the bargain with the doctor. As 
soon as he was gone, one of the party, 
without the fishmonger's knowledge, in- 
sinuated down the fish's throat a scroll of 
parchment curiously packed, and shortly 
afterwards, the doctor's servant arrived 
for his master's purchase. On opening 
the fish, in order to its being cooked, the 
parchment deposit was found, and the 
credulous man, to his astonishment and 
delight, read as follows : 

"Worthy and well-beloved Signor 

, respected by the saints and now 



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90 



revered by men. From our long observ- 
ation of thine heart's integrity, and in 
full knowledge of thy faith and firm be- 
lief, thou art selected as the happy instru- 
ment of our return ; but know, most 
worthy Signer, the idea of a white 
horse in clouds of air, is a mere fable 
invented by weak men. It will be fai 
otherwise, but be thou circumspect and 
secret, and to thee these things will be 
explained hereafter. Know, that by the 
element of water, by which we make this 
known, we shall return. Not far from 
Fort St. Juliana is a spot thou knowest 
well, a smooth declivity towards the sea ; 
it is there we first shall touch the shore 
of our loved Portugal to-morrow's night 
at twelve. Be thou there alone, and 
softly gliding on the water's surface a 
small boat shall appear. Be silent and re- 
main quiet on our appearance, for until we 
can join our prayers with thine thou must 
not speak ; load not thyself with coin, for 
soon as dawn appears a troop of goodly 
horse from Cintra's Road will rise upon 
thy view. But be not destitute of where- 
with to bear thine expense. All thy future 
life shall be thy prince's care. 

"SEBASTIAN." 



The trick succeeded ; for the next day 
the doctor left Lisbon as privately as pos- 
sible, while his trepanners who had watch- 
ed him quickly followed, two in a boat 
hired for the purpose, and two on shore, 
to make a signal. The boat arrived at 
the appointed hour, and the doctor ex- 
pected nothing less than the landing of 
the long expected and well-beloved Sebas- 
tian. It reached the shore, and by those 
who stepped out and their confederates 
concealed on the beach, the doctor was 
eased of some doubloons he had with 
him, received a cool dip in the water, and 
was left on the beach to bewail his folly. 
The story soon got wind, and now (in 
1814) there are wags who, when they 
observe the doctor coming, affect to see 
something in the sky ; this hint con- 
cerning Don Sebastian's appearance is 
usually intimated beyond the reach of the 
doctor's cane. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 12. 



Sanuarp 19. 

Feast of Lanthorns. 

This is a festival with the Chinese on 
the fifteenth day of the first month of their 
year. It is so called from the great num- 
ber of lanthorns hung out of the houses, 
and in the streets ; insomuch that it ra- 
ther appears a season of madness, than of 
feasting. On this day are exposed lant- 
horns of all prices, whereof some are said 
to cost two thousand crowns. Some of 
their grandees retrench somewhat every 
dr.y out of their table, their dress, their 
equipage, &c. to appear the more magni- 
ficent in lanthorns. They are adorned with 
gilding, sculpture, painting, japanning, 
&c. and as to their size, it is extravagant ; 
some are from twenty-five to thirty feet 
diameter; they represent halls and cham- 
bers. Two or three such machines toge- 
ther would make handsome houses. In 
lanthorns of these dimensions the Chinese 
are able to eat, lodge, receive visits, have 
balls, and act plays. The great multi- 
tude of smaller lanthorns usually consist 
of six faces or lights, each about four feet 
high, and one and a half broad, framed 
in wood finely gilt and adorned; over 
these are stretched a fine transparent silk, 
curiously painted with flowers, trees, and 
sometimes human figures. The colours 
are extremely bright; and when the 
torches are lighted, they appear highly 
beautiful and surprising. 



'French Lark Shooting. 

To the gentleman whose letter from 
Abbeville, descriptive of " Wild fowl 
shooting in France," is on p. 1575 of 
vol. I., the editor is indebted for another 
on " Lark shooting," which is successfully 
practised there by a singular device un- 
known to sportsmen in this country.* 



* To his former letter J. J. H. are printed as 
in'.tiaL by mistake, inctcad of J. H. H. 






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Boating m Jfrawe 



As far-off islanders, 



Innocent of trade, unskilled in commerce, 
To whom a glass or toy unknown before 
Is wonderful, give freely, flocks and fruits 
To gain mere baubles ; so, these silly birds 
Attracted by the glisten of the twirler, 
Hover above the passing strange decoy, 
Intent to gaze, and fall the gunnel's prey. 

Abbeville. 
Dear Sir, 
If I do not send you your wished for 



Partridge and quail shooting cease in 
this delightful part of the world about the 
middle of October, for by that time the 



wood cuts I at least keep my promise of partridges are so very wild and wary that 



letting you hear from me. I told you in 
my last you should have something about 



there is no getting near them. The rea- 
son of this is, that our fields here are all 



our krk-shooting, and so you shall, and open without either hedge or ditch, and 



at this time too ; though I assure you 
writing flying as I almost do, is by no 
means so agreeable to me as snooting fly- 
ing, which is the finest sport imaginable. 
When I come home I will tell you all 



when the corn and hemp are off, the stub- 
ble is pulled up so close by the poor peo- 
ple for fuel, that there is no cover for par- 
tridges ; as to the quails, they are all 
either " killed off," or take their depar- 



about it, for the present I can only ac- ture for a wilder climate ; and then there 



luaint you with enough to let 



qu 

the secret of the enjoyment that 



rou into 
should 

always find in France, if I had no other 
attraction to the country. I must " level" 
at once, for I have no time to spare, and 
so " here goes," as the boy says. 



is nothing left for the French gentry to 
amuse themselves with but lark-shooting. 
These birds are attracted to any given 
spot in great numbers by a singular con- 
trivance, called a miroir. This is a small 
machine, made of a piece of mahogany, 



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94 



shaped like a chapeau bras, and highly 
polished ; or else it is made of common 
wood, inlaid with small bits of looking 
glass, so as to reflect the suns rays up- 
wards. It is fixed on the top of a thin 
iron rod, or upright spindle, dropped 
through an iron loop or ring attached to 
a piece of wood, to drive into the ground 
as here represented. 




By pulling a string fastened to the 
spindle, the miroir twirls, and the reflect- 
ed light unaccountably attracts the larks, 
who hover over it, and become a mark for 
the sportsman. In this way I have had 
capital sport. A friend of mine actually 
shot six dozen before breakfast. While he 
sat on the ground he pulled the twirler 
himself, and his dogs fetched the birds as 
they dropped. However, I go on in the 
common way, and employ a boy to work 
the twirler. Ladies often partake in the 
amusement on a cold dry morning, not by 
shooting but by watching the sport. So 
many as ten or a dozen parties are some- 
times out together, firing at a distance of 
about five hundred yards apart, and in 
this way the larks are constantly kept on 
the wing. The most favourable mornings 
are when there is a gentle light frost, with 
little or no wind, and a clear sky for 
when there are clouds the larks will not 
approach. One would think the birds 
themselves enjoyed their destruction, for 
the fascination of the twirler is so strong, 
as to rob them of the usual " fruits of ex- 
perience." After being fired at several 
times they return to the twirler, and form 
again into groupes above it. Some of 
them even fly down and settle on the 
ground, within a yard or two of the as- 
tonishing instrument, looking at it "this 



way and that way, and all ways together," 
as if nothing had happened. 

Larks in France fetch from three to four 
sous a piece. In winter, however, when 
they are plentiful, they are seldom eaten, 
because here they are always dressed with 
the trail, like snipes and woodcocks ; but 
for this mode of cooking they are not fit- 
ted when the snow is on the ground, 
because they are then driven to eat turnip- 
tops, and other watery herbs, which com- 
municate an unpleasant flavourto the trail. 
Were you here at the season, to eat larks in 
their perfection, and dressed as we dress 
them, I think your praise of the cooking 
would give me the laugh against you, if 
you ever afterwards ventured to declaim 
against the use of the gun, which, next to 
my pencil, is my greatest hobby. I send 
you a sketch of the sport, with the boy at 
the twirler do what you like with it. 

I rather think I did not tell you in my 
last, that the decoy ducks, used in wild- 
fowl shooting, are made of wood >any 
stump near at hand is hacked out any 
how for the body, while a small limb of 
any tree is thrust into the stump for the 
duck's neck, and one of the side branches 
left short makes his head. These ducks 
answer the purpose with their living pro- 
totypes, who fly by moonlight, and have 
not a perfect view, and don't stay for dis- 
tinctions, like philosophers. 

It will not be long before I'm off for 
England, and then, &c. 

I am, &c. 

J. H. H. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37*02. 

Sfanuarp 20. 

Fabian. 
In the church of England calendar.* 

DEDICATION. 

The dedication of each day in the year, 
by the Romish church, in honour of a 
saint, which converts every day into a fes- 
tival, is a fact pretty well known to the 
readers of the Every-Day Book. It is 
also generally known, that in certain al- 
manacs every part of the human body is 
distributed among the days throughout 
the year, as subjects of diurnal influence ; 
but it is not perhaps so well known, that 

* See vol. i. p. 135. 



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every joint of each finger on each hand 
was appropriated to some saint. The 
proof of this is supplied by two very old 
prints, from engravings on wood, at the 
British Museum. They are among a col- 
lection of ancient wood cuts pasted in a 
folio volume. It would occupy too much 
room to give copies of these representa- 
tions in fac-simile : the curiously inclined, 
who have access to the Museum print- 
room, may consult the originals ; general 
readers may be satisfied with the follow, 
ing description : 

Right Hand. 

The top joint of the thumb is dedicated 
to GOD ; the second joint to the Virgin ; 
the top joint of \heforefinger to Barna- 
bas, the second joint to John, the third 
to Paul; the top joint of the second fin- 
ger to Simeon Cleophas, the second 
joint to Tathideo, the third to Joseph ; 
the top joint of the third finger to Zac- 
cheus, the second to Stephen, the third to 
Luke ; the top joint of the little finger 
to Leatus, the second to Mark, the third 
joint to Nicodemus. 

Left Hand. 

The top joint of the thumb is dedicated 
to Christ, the second joint to the Virgin; 
the top joint of the fore finger to St. 
James, the second to St. John the evange- 
list, the third to St. Peter ; the first joint 
of the second finger to St. Simon, the se- 
cond joint to St. Matthew, the third to St. 
James the great; the top joint of the 
third finger to St. Jude, the second joint 
to St. Bartholomew, the third to St. An- 
drew; the top joint of the little finger to 
St. Matthias, the second joint to St. Tho- 
mas, the third joint to St. Philip. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 . 92. 

Sfanuarg 21. 

St. Agnes. 

In the church of England calendar.* 
How to sleep well in cold weather. 

Obtain a free circulation of the blood 
by walking, or other wholesome exercise, 
so as to procure a gentle glow over the 
entire surface of the body. Hasten to 
your chamber, undress yourself quickly, 
and jump into bed without suffering 
its temperature to be heightened by the 

* See vol. i. p. 141. 



machine called a -warming-pan. Your 
bed will be warmed by your own heat, 
and if you have not eaten a meat supper, 
or drank spirits, you will sleep well and 
warm all night. Calico sheets are adapted 
to this season blankets perhaps are bet- 
ter; but as they absorb perspiration they 
should be washed before they come into 

use with sheets in summer time. 



Extraordinary sleeper. 

Samuel Clinton, of Timbury, near Bath, 
a labouring man, about twenty-five years 
of age, had frequently slept, without inter- 
mission, for several weeks. On the 13th 
of May, 1694, he fell into a profound 
sleep, out of which he could by no means 
be roused by those about him ; but after 
a month's time, he rose of himself, put on 
his clothes, and went about his business 
as usual. From that time to the 9th of 
April following he remained free from 
any extraordinary drowsiness, but then 
fell into another protracted sleep. His 
friends were prevailed on to try what re- 
medies might effect, and accordingly he 
was bled, blistered, cupped, and scarified, 
but to no purpose. In this manner he 
lay till the 7th of August, when he awak- 
ed, and went into the fields, where he 
found people busy in getting in the har- 
vest, and remembered that when he fell 
asleep they were sowing their oats and 
barley. From that time he remained well 
till the 17th of August, 1697, when he 
complained of a shivering, and, after some 
disorder of the stomach, the same day fell 
fast asleep again. Dr. Oliver went to see 
him ; he was then in an agreeable warmth, 
but without the least sign of his being 
sensible ; the doctor then held a phial of 
sal-ammoniac under his nose, and in- 
jected about half an ounce up one of his 
nostrils, but it only made his nose run 
and his eyelids shiver a little. The doc- 
tor then filled his nostrils with powder of 
white hellebore, but the man did not dis 
cover the least uneasiness. About ten 
days after, the apothecary took fourteen 
ounces of blood from his arm without his 
making the least motion during the ope- 
ration. The latter end of September Dr. 
Oliver again visited him, and a gentle- 
man present ran a large pin into his arm 
to the bone, but he gave not the least sign 
of feeling. In this manner he lay till the 
19th of November, when his mother hear- 
ing him make a noise ran immediately to 
him, and asked him how he did, and what 
^e would have to eat? to which he re- 



THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. JANUARY 22. 



plied, " very well, I thank you ; I'll take 
some bread and cheese." His mother, 
overjoyed, ran to acquaint his brother that 
he was awake, but on their goiug up stairs 
they found him as fast asleep as ever. 
Thus he continued till the end of Janu- 
ary, at which time he awoke perfectly well 
and very little altered in his flesh, and 
went about his business as usual.* 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 37 



35. 



Sanuarp 22. 



St. fincent. 
In the church of England calendar.^ 




on tfce 



The Hyde-park river which no river is, 

The Serpentine which is not serpentine 
When frozen, every skater claims as his, 

In right of common, there to intertwine 
With countless crowds, and glide upon the ice. 

Lining the banks, the timid and unwilling 
Stand and look on, while some the fair entice 

By telling, " yonder skaters are quadrilling" 
And here the skatelesshire the " best skates" for a shilling. 



Vol.. 1156. 



Phil. Tr*n. 



t See vol. i. p. 15J. 



99 



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100 



A hard frost is a season of holidays in 
London. The scenes exhibited are too 
agreeable and ludicrous for the pen to 
describe. They are for the pencil; and 
Mr. Cruikshank's is the only one equal 
to the series. In a work like this there 
is no room for their display, yet he has 
hastily essayed the preceding sketch in a 
short hour. It is proper to say, that how- 
ever gratifying the representation may be 
to the reader, the friendship that extorted 
it is not ignorant that scarcely a tithe of 
either the time or space requisite has 
been afforded Mr. Cruikshank for the sub- 
ject. It conveys some notion however of 
part of the doings on u the Serpentine in 
Hyde-park" when the thermometer is 
below " freezing," and every drop of wa- 
ter depending from trees and eaves be- 
comes solid, and hangs 

" like a diamond in the sky." 
The ice-bound Serpentine is the resort of 
every one who knows how or is learning 
to skate, and on a Sunday its broad sur- 
face is covered with gazers who have " as 
much right" to be on it as skaters, and 
therefore " stand" upon the right to in- 
terrupt the recreation they came to see. 
This is especially the case on a Sunday. 
The entire of this canal from the wall of 
Kensington-gardens to the extremity at 
the Knightsbridge end was, on Sunday 
the 15th of January, 1826, literally 
a mob of skaters and gazers. At one 
period it was calculated that there were 
not less than a hundred thousand persons 
upon this single sheet of ice. 

The coachmen on the several roads, par- 
ticularly on the western and northern 
roads, never remembered a severer frost 
than they experienced on the Sunday 
night just mentioned. Those who recol- 
lected that of 1814, when the Thames 
was frozen over, and booths raised 
on the ice, declared that they did not 
feel it so severely, as it did not come 
on so suddenly. The houses and trees in 
the country had a singular appearance on 
the Monday, owing to the combination of 
frost and fog; the trees, and fronts of 
houses, and even the glass was covered 
with thick white frost, and was no more 
transparent than ground-glass. 

Butchers, in the suburbs, where the frost 
was felt more keenly than in the metro- 
polis, were obliged to keep their shops 
shut in order to keep out the frost ; many 
of them carried the meat into their par- 
lours, and kept it folded up in cloths 



round the fires, and unfolded it as their 
customers came in and required it. The 
market gardeners also felt the severity of 
the weather it stopped their labours, and 
some of the men, attended by their wives, 
went about in parties, and with frosted 
greens fixed at the tops of rakes and hoes, 
uttered the ancient cry of " Pray re- 
member the gardeners ! Remember the 
poor frozen out gardeners '."* 



The Apparition. 

Twas silence all, the rising moon 
With clouds had veil'd her light, 

The clock struck twelve, when, lo ! I saw 
A very chilling sight. 

Pale as a snow-ball was its face, 

Like icicles its hair; 
For mantle, it appeared to me 

A sheet of ice to wear. 

Tho' seldom given to alarm, 

I'faith, I'll not dissemble, 
My teeth all chatter'd in my head, 

And every joint did tremble. 

At last, I cried, " Pray who are you, 

And whither do you go V 
Methought the phantom thus replied, 

*' My name is Sally Snow ; 

" My father is the Northern Wind, 
My mother's name was Water ; 

Old parson Winter married them, 
And I'm their hopeful Daughter. 

" I have a lover Jackey Frost, 
My dad the match condemns ; 

I've run from home to-night to meet 
My love upon the Thames." 

I stopp'd Miss Snow in her discourse, 

This answer just to cast in, 
" I hope, if John and you unite, 

Your union wo'n't be lasting ! 

" Besides, if you should rnarry him, 
But ill you'd do, that I know ; 

For surely Jackey Frost must be 
A very slippery fellow." 

She sat her down before the fire, 

My wonder now increases ; 
For she I took to be a maid, 

Then tumbled into pieces ! 

For air, thin air, did Hamlet's ghost, 
His foremost cock-crow barter ; 

But what I saw, and now describe, 
Resolv'd itself to water. 



* Morning Herald, 16th January, 1826. 



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GREAT FROST, 1814. 

The severest and most remarkable 
frost in England of late years, commenced 
in December, 1813, and generally 
called " the Great Frost in 1814,'' was 
preceded by a great fog, which came on 
with the evening of the 27th of Decem- 
ber, 1813. It is described as a darkness 
that might be felt. Cabinet business of 
great importance had been transacted, 
and lord Castlereagh left London about 
two hours before, to embark for the con- 
tinent. The prince regent, (since George 
IV.) proceeding towards Hatfield on a 
visit to the marquis of Salisbury, was 
obliged to return to Carlton-house, after 
being absent several hours, during which 
period the carriages had not reached be- 
yond Kentish-town, and one of the out- 
riders fell into a ditch. Mr. Croker, se- 
cretary of the admiralty, on a visit north- 
ward, wandered likewise several hours in 
making a progress not more than three or 
four miles, and was likewise compelled to 
put back. It was " darkness that might be 
felt." 

On most of the roads, excepting the 
high North-road, travelling was performed 
with the utmost danger, and the mails 
were greatly impeded. 

On the 28th, the Maidenhead coach 
coming to London, missed the road near 
Hartford bridge and was overturned. 
Lord Hawarden was among the passen- 
gers, and severely injured. 

On the 29th, the Birmingham mail 
was nearly seven hours in going from the 
Post-office to a mile or two below Ux- 
bridge, a distance of twenty miles only : 
and on this, and other evenings, the short 
stages in the neighbourhood of London 
had two persons with links, running by 
the horses' heads. Pedestrians carried 
links or lanterns, and many, who were 
not so provided, lost themselves in the 
most frequented, and at other times well- 
known streets. Hackney-coachmen mis- 
took the pathway for the road, and the 
greatest confusion prevailed. 

On the 31st, the increased fog in the 
metropolis was, at night, truly alarming. 
It required great attention and thorough 
knowledge of the public streets to pro- 
ceed any distance, and persons who had 
material business to transact were un- 
avoidably compelled to carry torches. 
The lamps appeared through the haze like 
small candles. Careful hackney-coach- 
men got off the box and led their horses, 
while others drove only at a walking 



pace. There were frequent meetings of 
carriages, and great mischief ensued. 
Foot passengers, alarmed at the idea of 
being run down, exclaimed, " Who is 
coming ?" " Mind !" Take care !" 
&c. Females who ventured abroad were 
in great peril ; and innumerable people 
lost their way. 

After the fogs, there were heavier 
falls of snow than had been within the 
memory of man. With only short inter- 
vals, it snowed incessantly for forty-eight 
hours, and this after the. ground was 
covered with ice, the result of nearly four 
weeks continued frost. During this long 
period, the wind blew almost continually 
from the north and north-east, and the 
cold was intense. A short thaw of about 
one day, rendered the streets almost im- 
passable. The mass of snow and water 
was so thick, that hackney-coaches with 
an additional horse, and other vehicles, 
could scarcely plough their way through. 
Trade and calling of all kinds in the 
streets were nearly stopped, and consi- 
derably increased the distresses of the 
industrious. Few carriages, even stages, 
could travel the roads, and those in ~the 
neighbourhood of London seemed de- 
serted. From many buildings, icicles, a 
yard and a half long, were seen suspended . 
The water-pipes to the houses were all 
frozen, and it became necessary to have 
plugs in the streets for the supply of all 
ranks of inhabitants. The Thames, from 
London Bridge to Blackfriars, was com- 
pletely blocked up at ebb-tide for nearly 
a fortnight Every pond and river near 
the metropolis was completely frozen. 

Skating was pursued with great avidity 
on the Canal in St. James's, and the Ser- 
pentine in Hyde-park. On Monday the 
10th of January, the Canal and the Basin 
in the Green-park were conspicuous for 
the number of skaters, who administered 
to the pleasure of the throngs on the 
banks ; some by the agility and grace of 
their evolutions, and others by tumbles 
and whimsical accidents from clumsy at- 
tempts. A motley collection of all orders 
seemed eager candidates for applause. 
The sweep, the dustman, the drummer, 
the beau, gave evidence of his own good 
opinion, and claimed that of the belles who 
viewed his movements. In Hyde-park, a 
more distinguished order of visitors 
crowded the banks of the Serpentine. 
Ladies, in robes of the richest fur, bid de- 
fiance to the wintry winds, and ventured 
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numbers, of first-rate notoriety, executed 
some of the most difficult movements of 
the art, to universal admiration. A lady 
and two officers, who performed a reel 
with a precision scarcely conceivable, re- 
ceived applause so boisterous as to terrify 
the fair cause of the general expression, 
and occasion her to forego the pleasure she 
received from the amusement. Two ac- 
cidents occurred: a skating lady dislo- 
cated the patella or kneepan, and five 
gentlemen and a lady were submerged in 
the frosty fluid, but with no other injury 
than from the natural effect of so cold an 
embrace. 

On the 20th, in consequence of the 
great accumulation of snow in London, it 
became necessary to relieve *he roofs of 
the houses by throwing off the load col- 
lected upon them. By this means the 
carriage-ways in the middle of the streets 
were rendered scarcely pastble; and the 
streams constantly flowing from the open 
plugs, added to the general mass of ice. 

Many coach proprietors, on the northern 
and western roads, discontinued to run 
their coaches. In places where the roads 
were low, the snow had drifted above car- 
riage height. On Finchley-common, by 
the fall of one night, it lay to a depth 
of sixteen feet, and the road was impass- 
able even to oxen. On Bagshot-heath 
and about Esher and Cobham the road 
was completely choked up. Except the 
Kent and Essex roads, no others were 
passable beyond a few miles from London. 
The coaches of the western road remained 
stationary at different parts. The Windsor 
coach was worked through the snow at 
Colnbrook, which was there sixteen feet 
deep, by employing about fifty labourers. 
At Maidenhead-lane, the snow was still 
deeper ; and between Twyford and Read- 
ing it assumed a mountainous appear- 
ance. Accounts say that, on parts of 
Bagshot-heath, description would fail to 
convey an adequate idea of its situation. 
The Newcastle coach went off the road 
into a pit upwards of eight feet deep, but 
without mischief to either man or horse. 
The middle North-road was impassable 
at Highgate-hill. 

On the 22d of January, and for some 
time afterwards, the ice on the Serpentine 
in Hyde-park bore a singular appear- 
ance, from mountains of snow which 
sweepers had collected together in dif- 
ferent situations. The spaces allotted for 



the skaters were in circles, squares, and 
oblongs. Next to the carriage ride on the 
north side, many astonishing evolutions 
were performed by the skaters. Skipping 
on skates, and the Turk-cap backwards, 
were among the most conspicuous. The 
ice, injured by a partial thaw in some 
places, was much cut np, yet elegantly 
dressed females dashed between the hil- 
locks of snow, with great bravery. 

At this time the appearance of the 
river Thames was most remarkable. Vast 
pieces of floating ice, laden generally with 
heaps of snow, were slowly carried up 
and down by the tide, or collected where 
the projecting banks or the bridges re- 
sisted the flow. These accumulations 
sometimes formed a chain of glaciers, 
which, uniting at one moment, were at 
another cracking and bounding against 
each other in a singular and awful manner 
with loud noise. Sometimes these ice 
islands rose one over another, covered 
with angry foam, and were violently im- 
pelled by the winds and waves through 
the arches of the bridges, with tremen- 
dous crashes. Near the bridges, the 
floating pieces collected about mid-water, 
or while the tide was less forcible, and 
ranged themselves on each other ; the 
stream formed them into order by its 
force as it passed, till the narrowness of 
the channel increased the power of the 
flood, when a sudden disruption taking 
place, the masses burst away, and floated 
off. The river was frozen over for the 
space of a week, and a complete Frost 
Fair held upon it, as will be mentioned 
presently. 

Since the establishment of mail-coaches 
correspondence had not been so inter- 
rupted as on this occasion. Internal 
communication was completely at a stand 
till the roads could be in some degree 
cleared. The entire face of the country 
was one uniform sheet of snow ; no trace 
of road was discoverable. 

The Post-office exerted itself to have 
the roads cleared for the conveyance of 
the mails, and the government interfered 
by issuing instructions to every parish in 
the kingdom to employ labourers in re- 
opening the ways. 



In the midland counties, particularly 
on the borders of Northamptonshire and 
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altogether unprecedented. AtDunchurch, 
a small village on the road to Birming- 
nara, through Coventry, and for a few 
miles round that place, in all directions, 
the drifts exceeded twenty-four feet, and 
no tracks of carriages or travellers could 
oe discovered, except on the great road, 
for many days. 

The Cambridge mail coach coming 
to London, sunk into a hollow of 
the road, and remained with the snow 
drifting over it, from one o'clock to nine 
in the morning, when it was dragged out 
by fourteen waggon horses. The pas- 
sengers, who were in the coach the whole 
of the time, were nearly frozen to death. 

On the 26th, the wind veered to the 
south-west, and a thaw was speedily dis- 
cernible. The great fall of the Thames 
at London-bridge for some days presented 
a scene both novel and interesting. At 
the ebbing of the tide, huge fragments of 
ice were precipitated down the stream 
with great violence, accompanied by a 
noise, equal to the report of a small piece 
of artillery. On the return of the tide, 
they were forced back ; but the obstacles 
opposed to their passage through the 
arches were so great, as to threaten a 
total stoppage to the navigation of the 
river. The thaw continued, and these 
appearances gradually ceased. 

On the 27th, 28th, and 29th, the roads 
and streets were nearly impassable from 
floods, and the accumulation of snow. 
On Sunday the 30th a sharp frost set in, 
and continued till the following Saturday 
evening, the 5th of February. 

The Falmouth mail coach started from 
thence for Exeter, after h;iving proceeded 
a few miles was overturned, without ma- 
terial injury to the passengers. With the 
assistance of an additional pair of horses 
it reached the first stage ; affer which all 
endeavours to proceed were found per- 
fectly useless, and the letters were sent to 
Bodmin by the guard on horseback. The 
Falmouth and Plymouth coach and its 
passengers were obliged to remain at St. 
Austell. 

At Plymouth, the snow was nearly four 
feet high in several of the streets. 

At Liverpool, on the 17th of January, 
Fahrenheit's thermometer, in the Athe- 
naeum, stood at fifteen degrees ; seven 
below the freezing point. From the ice 
accumulated in the Mersey, boats could 



not pass over. Almost all labour with- 
out doors was at a stand. 

At Gloucester, Jan. 17. The severity 
of the frost had not been exceeded by 
any that preceded it. The Severn was 
frozen over, and people went to Tewkes- 
bury market across the ice on horseback. 
The cold was intense. The thermometer, 
exposed in a north-eastern aspect, stood 
at thirteen degrees, nine below the freez- 
ing point. On the eastern coast, it stood 
as low as nine and ten ; a degree of cold 
unusual in this county. 

Bristol, Jan. 18. The frost continued 
in this city with the like severity. The 
Floating Harbour from Cumberland basin 
to the Feeder, at the bottom of Avon- 
street, was one continued sheet of ice ; 
and for the first time in the memory of 
man, the skater made his appearance 
under Bristol-bridge. The Severn was 
frozen over at various points, so as to bear 
the weight of passengers. 

At Whitehaven, Jan. 18, the frost had 
increased in severity. All the ponds and 
streams were frozen ; and there was 
scarcely a pump in the town that gave 
out water. The market was very thinly 
attended-, it having been found in many 
parts impossible to travel until the snow 
was cut. 

At Dublin, Jan. 14, the snow lay in a 
quantity unparalleled for half a century. 
In the course of one day and night, it 
descended so inconceivably thick and 
rapid, as to block up all the roads, and 
preclude the possibility of the mail coaches 
being able to proceed, and it was even 
found impracticable to send the mails on 
horseback. Thus all intercourse with the 
interior was cut off, and it was not until 
the 18th, when an intense frost suddenly 
commenced, that the communication was 
opened, and several mail bags arrived 
from the country on horseback. 

The snow in many of the narrow streets 
of Dublin, after the footways had been in 
some measure cleared, was more than six 
fe^t. It was nearly impossible for any 
carriage to force a passage, and few ven- 
tured on the hazardous attempt. Acci- 
dents, both distressing and fatal, occurred. 
In several streets and lanes the poorer 
inhabitants were literally blocked up in 
their houses, and in the attempt to go 
abroad, experienced every kind of misery. 
The number of deaths from cold and 
distress were greater than at any other 
period, unless at the time of the plague. 
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before this date. The coffin -makers in 
Cook-street could with difficulty com- 
plete their numerous orders : and not a 
few poor people lay dead in their wretched 
rooms for several days, from the impos- 
sibility of procuring assistance to convey 
them to the Hospital-fields, and the great 
difficulty and danger of attempting to 
open the ground, which was very uneven, 
and where the snow remained in some 
parts, twenty feet deep. 

From Canterbury, January 25, the 
communication with the metropolis was 
not open from Monday until Saturday 
preceding this date, when the snow was 
cut through by the military at Chatham- 
hill, and near Gravesend ; and the stages 
proceeded with their passengers. The 
mail of the Thursday night arrived at 
Canterbury late on Friday evening, the 
bags having been conveyed part of the 
distance upon men's shoulders. The bags 
of Friday and Saturday night arrived 
together on Sunday morning about ten 
o'clock. 

Dalrymple, North Britain, January 
29. Wednesday, the 26th, was an epoch 
ever to be remembered by the inhabitants 
of this village. The thaw of that and the 
preceding day had opened the Doon, 
formerly " bound like a rock," to a con- 
siderable distance above this ; and the 
melting of the snow on the adjacent hills 
swelled the river beyond its usual height, 
and burst up vast fragments of ice and 
congealed snow. It forced them forward 
with irresistible impetuosity, bending 
trees like willows, carrying down Skel- 
ton-bridge, and sweeping all before it. 
The overwhelming torrent in its awful 
progress accumulated a prodigious mass 
of the frozen element, which, as if in 
wanton frolic, it heaved out into the fields 
on both sides, covering acres of ground 
many feet deep. Alternately loading 
and discharging in this manner, it came 
to a door or two in the village, as if to 
apprize the inhabitants of its powers. 
The river having deserted its wonted 
channel, endeavoured to make its grand 
entry by several courses successively in 
Saint Valley, and finding no one of them 
sufficient for its reception, took them 
altogether, and overrunning the whole 
holm at once, appeared here in terrific 
grandeur, between seven and eight o'clock 
in the evening, when the moon retreated 
behind a cloud, and the gloom of night 
added to the horrors of the tremendous 
scene. Like a sea, it overflowed all the 



gardens on the east side, from the cross 
to the bridge, and invaded the houses 
behind by the doors and windows, ex- 
tinguishing the fires in a moment, lifting 
and tumbling the furniture, and gushing 
out at the front doors with incredible 
rapidity. Its principal inroad was by 
the end of a bridge. Here, while the 
houses stood as a bank on either side, it 
came crashing and roaring up the street 
in full career, casting forth, within a few 
yards of the cross, floats of ice like mill- 
stones. The houses on the west side 
were in the same situation with those on 
the east. At one place the water was 
running on the house-eaves, at another 
it was near the door-head, and midway 
up the street, it stood three feet and a 
half above the door. Had it advanced 
five minutes longer in this direction, the 
whole village must have been 'inundated. 

During this frost a great number of 
the fish called golden maids, were picked 
up on Brighton beach and sold at good 
prices. They floated ashore quite blind, 
having been reduced to that state by the 



Annexed are a few of the casualties 
consequent on this great frost. A woman 
was found frozen to death on the High- 
gate-road. She proved to have been a 
charwoman, returning from Highgate, 
where she had been at work, toPancras. 

A poor woman named Wood, while 
crossing Blackheath from Leigh to the 
village of Charlton, accompanied by her 
two children, was benighted, and missed 
her way. After various efforts to extri- 
cate herself, she fell into a hole, and was 
nearly buried in the snow. From this, 
however, she contrived to escape, and 
again proceeded ; but at length, being 
completely exhausted, and her children 
benumbed with cold, she sat down on 
the trunk of a tree, where, wrapping her 
children in her cloak, she endeavoured by 
loud cries to attract the attention of some 
passengers. Her shrieks at length were 
heard by a waggoner, who humanely 
waded through the snow to her assistance, 
and taking her children, who seemed in 
a torpid state, in his arms, he conducted 
her to a public-house ; one of the infants 
was frozen to death, and the other was 
recovered with extreme difficulty. 

As some workmen were clearing away 
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Kipton, on the border of Northampton- mass as to render it immovable by the 
shire, the body of a child about three tide. 

years old was discovered, and imme- On Tuesday, February 1, the river 
diately afterwards the body of its mother, presented a thoroughly solid surface over 
She was the wife of a soldier of the 16th that part which extends from Blackfriars 
regiment, returning home with her infant Bridge to some distance below Three 
after accompanying her husband to the Crane Stairs, at the bottom of Queen- 
place of embarkation. It was supposed street, Cheapside. The watermen placed 
they had been a week in the snow. notices at the end of all the streets lead- 

There was found lying in the road ing to the city side of the river, an- 
leading from Longford to Upham, frozen nouncing a safe footway over, which 
to death, a Mr. Apthorne, a grazier, at attracted immense crowds, and in a short 
Coltsworth. He had left Hounslow at time thousands perambulated the rugged 
dusk on Monday evening, after having plain, where a variety of amusements 
drank rather freely, and proposed to go were provided. Among the more curious 
that night to Marlow. of these was the ceremony of roasting a 

On his return from Wakefield market, small sheep, or rather toasting or burning 
Mr. Husband, of Holroyd Hall, was it over a coal fire, placed in a large iron 
frozen to death, within little more than pan. For a view of this extraordinary 
a hundred yards of the house of his spectacle, sixpence was demanded, and 
nephew, with whom he resided. willingly paid. The delicate meat, when 

Mr. Chapman, organist, and master of done, was sold at a shilling a slice, and 
the central school at Andover, Hants, termed " Lapland mutton." There were 
was frozen to death near Wallop, in that a great number of booths ornamented 
county. with streamers, flags, and signs, and 

A young man named Monk, while within them there was a plentiful store 
driving a stage-coach near Ryegate, was of favourite luxuries with most of the 
thrown off the box on a lump of frozen multitude, gin, beer, and gingerbread. 
snow, and killed on the spot. The thoroughfare opposite Three Crane 

Stairs was complete and well frequented. 

The thermometer during this intense It was strewed with ashes, and afforded 
frost was as low as 7 and 8 of Fahren- a very safe, although a very rough path, 
heit, in the neighbourhood of London. Near Blackfriars Bridge, however, the 
There are instances of its having been way was not equally severe ; a plumber, 
lower in many seasons, but so long a named Davis, having imprudently ven- 
continuance of very cold weather was tured to cross with some lead in his 
never experienced in this climate within hands, sank between two masses of ice, 
the memory of man. and rose no more. Two young women 

nearly shared a similar fate; they were 

4frOSt jf&UT 1814* rescued from their perilous situation by 

the prompt efforts of two watermen. 

On Sunday, the 30th of January, the Many a fair nymph indeed was em- 
immense masses of ice that floated from braced in the icy arms of old Father 
the upper parts of the river, in conse- Thames ; three young quakeresses had 
quence of the thaw on the two preceding a sort of semi-bathing, near London 
days, blocked up the Thames between Bridge, and when landed on terra-firma, 
Blackfriars and London Bridges ; and made the best of their way through the 
afforded every probability of its being Borough, amidst the shouts of an ad- 
frozen over in a day or two. Some ad- miring populace. From the entire ob- 
venturous persons even now walked on struction the tide did not appear to ebb 
different parts, and on the next day, for some days more than one half the 
Monday the 31st, the expectation was usual mark. 

realized. During the whole of the after- On Wednesday, Feb. 2, the sports were 
noon, hundreds of people were assembled repeated, and the Thames presented a 
on Blackfriars and London Bridges, to complete " FROST FAIR." The grand 
see people cross and recross the Thames " mall" or walk now extended from Black- 
on the ice. Atone time seventy per- friars Bridge to London Bridge; this was 
sons were counted walking from Queen- named the " City-road," and was lined 
hithe to the opposite shore. The frost on each side by persons of all descriptions, 
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and numerous pieces commemorative of 
the "great frost" were printed on the 
ice. Some of these frosty typographers 
displayed considerable taste in their spe- 
cimens. At one of the presses, an orange- 
coloured standard was hoisted, with the 
tvatch-word " ORANGE BOVEW," in large 
characters. This was in allusion to the 
recent restoration of the stadtholder to 
the government of Holland, which had 
been for several years under the dominion 
of the French. From this press the fol- 
lowing papers were issued. 

" FROST FAIR. 

" Amidst the arts which on the THAMES ap- 
pear, 

To tell the wonders of this icy year, 

PRINTING claims prior place, which at one 
view 

Erects a monument of THAT and You." 

Another : 

" You that walk here, and do design to tell 
Your children's children what this year be- 
fell, 

Come, buy this print, and it will then be seen 
That such a year as this has seldom been." 

Another of these stainers of paper ad- 
dressed the spectators in the following 
terms , " Friends, now is your time to 
support the freedom of the press. Can 
the press have greater liberty ? here you 
find it working in the middle of the 
Thames ; and if you encourage us by 
buying our impressions, we will keep it 
going in the true spirit of liberty during 
the frost." One of the articles printed 
and sold contained the following lines : 

" Behold, the river Thames is frozen o'er, 
Which lately ships of mighty burden bore ; 
Now different arts and pastimes here you see, 
But printing claims the superiority." 

The Lord's prayer and several other 
pieces were issued from these icy printing 
offices, and bought with the greatest 
avidity. 

On Thursday, Feb. 3, the number of 
adventurers increased. Swings, book- 
stalls, dancing in a barge, suttling-booths, 
playing at skittles, and almost every ap- 
pendage of a fair on land, appeared now on 
the Thames. Thousands flocked to this 
singular spectacle of sports and pastimes. 
The ice seemed to be a solid rock, and 
presented a truly picturesque appearance. 
The view of St. Paul's and of the city 
with the white foreground had a very sin- 
gular effect ; in many parts, mountains 
of ice upheaved resembled lhe rude in- 
terior cf a stone quarry. 



Friday, Feb. 4. Each day brought a, 
fresh accession of " pedlars to sell their 
wares; "and the greatest rubbisn of all 
sorts was raked up and sold at double and 
treble the original cost. Books and toys, 
labelled " bought on the Thames," were 
in profusion. The watermen profited 
exceedingly, for each person paid a toll of 
twopence or threepence before he was 
admitted to " Frost Fair j" some douceur 
was expected on the return. Some of 
them were said to have taken six pounds 
each in the course of a day. 

This afternoon, about five o'clock, three 
persons, an old man and two lads, were 
on a piece of ice above London-bridge, 
which suddenly detached itself from the 
main body, and was carried by the tide 
through one of the arches. They laid 
themselves down for safety, and the 
boatmen at Billingsgate, put off to their 
assistance, and rescued them from their 
impending danger. One of them was 
able to walk, but the other two were car- 
ried, in a state of insensibility, to a public- 
house, where they received every atten- 
tion their situation required. 

Many persons were on the ice till late 
at night, and the effect by moonlight was 
singularly novel and beautiful. The bo- 
som of the Thames seemed to rival the 
frozen climes of the north. 

Saturday, Feb. 5. This morning augured 
unfavourably for the continuance of 
"FROST FAIR." The wind had veered 
to the south, and there was a light fall of 
snow. The visitors, however, were not 
to be deterred by trifles. Thousands 
again ventured, and there was still much 
life and bustle on the frozen element ; the 
footpath in the centre of the river was 
hard and secure, and among the pedes- 
trians were four donkies ; they trotted a 
nimble pace, and produced considerable 
merriment. At every glance, there was a 
novelty of some kind or other. Gaming 
was carried on in all its branches. Many 
of the itinerant admirers of the profits 
gained by E O Tables, Rouge et Noir, 
Te-totum, wheel of fortune, the garter, 
&c. were industrious in their avocations, 
and some of their customers left the lures 
without a penny to pay the passage over 
a plank to the shore. Skittles was played 
by several parties, and the drinking tents 
were filled by females and their compa- 
nions, dancing reels to the sound of fid- 
dles, while others sat round large fires, 
drinking rum, grog, and other spirits. 
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in abundance, and passengers were invited 
to eat by way of recording their visit. 
Several tradesmen, who at other times 
were deemed respectable, attended with 
their wares, and sold books, toys, and 
trinkets of almost every description. 

Towards the evening, the concourse 
thinned ; rain began to fall, and the ice to 
crack, and on a sudden it floated with 
the printing presses, booths, and merry- 
makers, to the no small dismay of pub- 
licans, typographers, shopkeepers, and 
sojourners. 

A short time previous to the general 
dissolution, a person near one of the 
printing presses, handed the following 
jeu d 'esprit to its conductor; request- 
ing that it might be printed on the 
Thames. 

To Madam Tabitha Thaw. 

" Dear dissolving dame, 
" FATHER FROST and SISTER SNOW 
have Boneyed my borders,- formed an idol 
of ice upon my bosom, and all the LADS 
OF LONDON come to make merry : now as 
you love mischief, treat the multitude 
with a few CRACKS by a sudden visit, and 
obtain the prayers of the poor upon both 
banks. Given at my own press, the 5th 
Feb. 1814. THOMAS THAMES." 

The thaw advanced more rapidly than 
indiscretion and heedlessness retreated. 
Two genteel-looking young men ven- 
tured on the ice above Westminster 
Bridge, notwithstanding the warnings of 
the watermen. A large mass on which 
they stood, and which had been loosened 
by the flood tide, gave way, and they 
floated down the stream. As they passed 
under Westminster Bridge they cried 
piteously for help. They had not gone 
far before they sat down, near the edge ; 
this overbalanced the mass, they were 
precipitated into the flood, and over- 
whelmed for ever. 

A publican named Lawrence, of the 
Feathers, in High Timber-street, Queen- 
hithe, erected a booth on the Thames 
opposite Brook's-wharf, for the accom- 
modation of the curious. At nine at night 
he left it in the care of two men, taking 
away all the liquors, except some gin, 
which he gave them for their own use. 

Sunday, Feb. 6. At two o'clock this 
morning, the tide began to flow with 
great rapidity at London Bridge ; the 
thaw assisted the efforts of the tide, and 
the booth last mentioned was violently 
hurried towards Blackfwars Bridge. There 



were nine men in it, but in their alarm 
they neglected the fire and candles, which 
communicating with the covering, set it 
in a flame. They succeeded in getting 
into a lighter which had broken from its 
moorings. In this vessel they were 
wrecked, for it was dashed to pieces 
against one of the piers of Blackfriars 
Bridge : seven of them got on the pier 
and were taken off safely ; the other two 
got into a barge while passing Puddle- 
dock. 

On this day, the Thames towards high 
tide (about 3 p. m.) presented a miniature 
idea of the Frozen Ocean ; the masses of 
ice floating along, added to the great 
height of the water, formed a striking 
scene for contemplation. Thousands of 
disappointed persons thronged the banks ; 
and many a 'prentice, and servant maid, 
" sighed unutterable things," at the sud- 
den and unlocked for destruction of 
" FROST FAIR." 

Monday, Feb. 7. Immense fragments 
of ice yet floated, and numerous lighters, 
broken from their moorings, drifted in 
different parts of the river ; many of them 
were complete wrecks. The frozen ele- 
ment soon attained its wonted fluidity, 
and old Father Thames looked as cheerful 
and as busy as ever. 

The severest English winter, however 
astonishing to ourselves, presents no views 
comparable to the winter scenery of more 
northern countries. A philosopher and 
poet of our own days, who has been also 
a traveller, beautifully describes a lake in 
Germany : 

Christmas out of doors at Ratzburg. 
By S. T. COLERIDGE, Esq 

The whole lake is at this time one mass 
of thick transparent ice, a spotless mirror 
of nine miles in extent ! The lowness of 
the hills, which rise from the shores of the 
lake, preclude the awful sublimity of Al- 
pine scenery, yet compensate for the want 
of it, by beauties of which this very low- 
ness is a necessary condition. Yesterday 
I saw the lesser lake completely hidden 
by mist ; but the moment the sun peeped 
over the hill, the mist broke in the mid- 
dle, and in a few seconds stood divided, 
leaving a broad road all across the lake; 
and between these two walls of mist the 
sunlight burnt upon the ice, forming a 
road of golden fire, intolerably bright! 
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the blaze in a multitude of shining co- 
lours. This is our second post. About a 
month ago, before the thaw came on, 
there was a storm of wind ; -during the 
whole night, such were the thunders and 
howlings of the breaking ice, that they 
have left a conviction on my mind, that 
there are sounds more sublime than any 
sight can be, more absolutely suspending 
the power of comparison, and more utterly 
absorbing the mind's self-consciousness in 
its total attention to the object working 
upon it Part of the ice, which the vehe- 
mence of the wind had shattered, was 
driven shoieward, and froze anew. On 
the evening of the next day at sunset, the 
shattered ice thus frozen appeared of a 
deep blue, and in shape like an agitated 
sea ; beyond this, the water that ran up 
between the great islands of ice which 
had preserved their masses entire and 
smooth, shone of a yellow green ; but all 
these scattered ice islands themselves were 
of an intensely bright blood colour they 
seemed blood and light in union ! On 
some of the largest of these islands, the 
fishermen stood pulling out their immense 
nets through the holes made in the ice for 
this purpose, and the men, their net poles, 
and their huge nets, were a part of the 
glory say rather, it appeared as if the rich 
crimson light had shaped itself into these 
forms, figures, and attitudes, to make a 
glorious vision in mockery of earthly 
things. 

The lower lake is now all alive with 
skaters and with ladies driven onward 
by them in their ice cars. Mercury surely 
was the first maker of skates, and the 
wings at his feet are symbols of the in- 
vention. In skating, there are three pleas- 
ing circumstances the infinitely subtle 
particles of ice which the skaters cut up, 
and which creep and run before the skate 
like a low mist and in sunrise or sunset 
become coloured ; second, the shadow of 
the skater in the "water, seen through the 
transparent ice ; and third, the melan- 
choly undulating sound from the skate 
not without variety ; and when very many 
are skating together, the sounds and the 
noises give an impulse to the icy trees, 
and the woods all round the lake trinkte. 



In the frosty season when the sun 
Was set, and visible for many a mile, 
The cottage windows through the twilight 
blazed, 

heeded not the summons ; happy time 



It was indeed for all of us, to me 
It was a time of rapture ! clear and loud 
The village clock tolled six ! I wheel'd about 
Proud and exulting, like an untired horse 
That cared not for its home. All shod with 

steel 

We hissed along the polished ice, in games 
Confederate, imitative of the chase 
And woodland pleasures, the resounding 

horn, 
The pack loud bellowing and the hunted 

hare. 
So through the darkness and the cold we 

flew, 

And not a voice was idle ; with the din, 
Meanwhile the precipices rang aloud, 
The leafless trees and every icy crag 
Tinkled like iron, while the distant hills 
Into the tumult sent an alien sound 
Of melancholy not unnoticed, while the 

stars 
Eastward, were sparkling clear, and in the 

west 
The orange sky of evening died away. 

Not seldom from the uproar I retired 
Into a silent bay, or sportively 
Glanced sideway, leaving the tumultuous 

throng 

To cut across the image of a star 
That gleamed upon the ice ; and oftentimes 
Where we had given our bodies to the wind, 
And all the shadowy banks on either side 
Came sweeping through the darkness, shun- 
ning still 

The rapid line of motion, then at once 
Have I, reclining back upon my heels, 
Stopped short ; yet still the solitary cliffs 
Wheeled by me even as if the earth had 

rolled 

With visible motion her diurnal round ! 
Behind me did they stretch in solemn 

train 
Feebler and feebler, and I stood and 

watched 
Till all was tranquil as a summer sea. 

Wordsworth. 



The earliest notice of skating in Eng- 
land is obtained from the earliest descrip- 
tion of London. Its historian relates 
that, " when the great fenne or moore 
(which watereth the walles of the citie on 
the north side) is frozen, many young 
men play upon the yce." Happily, and 
probably for want of a term to call it by, 
he describes so much of this pastime in 
Moorfields, as acquaints us with their 
mode of skating : " Some," he says, 
" stryding as wide as they may, doe slide 
swiftly," this then is sliding ; but he pro- 
ceeds to tell us, that " some tye bones to 



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their feete, and under their heeles, and 
shoving themselves by a little picked 
staffe doe slide as swiftly as a birde flyeth 
in the air, or an arrow out of a crosse- 
bow."* Here, although the implements 
were rude, we have skaters ; and it seems 
that one of their sports was for two to 
start a great way off opposite to each 
other, and when they met, to lift their 
poles and strike each other, when one or 
both fell, and were carried to a distance 
from each other by the celerity of their 
motion. Of the present wooden skates, 
shod with iron, there is no doubt, we ob- 
tained a knowledge from Holland. 

The icelanders also used the shank- 
bone of a deer or sheep about a foot long, 
which they greased, because they should 
not be stopped by drops of water upon 
them, f 

It is asserted in the " Encyclopaedia 
Britannica," that Edinburgh produced 
more instances of elegant skaters than 
perhaps any other country, and that the 
institution of a skating club there contri- 
buted to its improvement. " I have 
however seen, some years back," says 
Mr. Strutt, " when the Serpentine river 
was frozen over, four gentlemen there 
dance, if I may be allowed the expression, 
a double minuet in skates with as much 
ease, and I think more elegance, than in 
a ball room ; others again, by turning and 
winding with much adroitness, have rea- 
dily in succession described upon the ice 
the form of all the letters in the alphabet." 
The same may be observed there during 
every frost, but the elegance of skaters on 
that sheet of water is chiefly exhibited in 
quadrilles, which some parties go through 
with a beauty scarcely imaginable by 
those who have not seen graceful skating. 
In variety of attitude, and rapidity of 
movement, the Dutch, who, of" necessity, 
(journey long distances on their rivers and 
canals, are greatly our superiors. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 35. 



Sanuarp 23. 

1826. Hilary Term begins. 

LARKING. 

It appears that our ingenious neigh- 
bours, the French, are rivalled by the 
lark-catchers of Dunstaple, in the mode 
of attracting those birds. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

6, Bermondsey New Road- 
Sir, January 18, 1826. 

In the present volume of your Every- 
Day Book, p. 93, a correspondent at Ab- 
beville has given an account of lark- 
shooting in that country, in which he 
mentions a machine called a miroir, as 
having been used for the purpose of at- 
tracting the birds within shot. Perhaps 
you are not aware that in many parts of 
England a similar instrument is employed 
for catching the lark when in flight, and at 
Dunstaple. At that place, persons go 
out with what is called a larking glass, 
which is, if I may so term it, a machine 
made somewhat in the shape of a cucum- 
ber. This invention is hollow, and has 
holes cut round it, in which bits of look- 
ing-glass are fitted ; it is fixed on a pole, 
and has a sort of reel, from which a line 
runs; this line, at a convenient distance, is 
worked backward and forward, so as to 
catch the rays of the sun : the larks seeing 
themselves in the glass, as some think, 
but more probably blinded by the glare 
of it, come headlong down to it, a net is 
drawn over them, and thus many are 
taken, deceived like ourselves with glit- 
tering semblances. Yes ! lords as we deem 
ourselves of the creation, we are as easily 
lured by those who bait our passions or 
propensities, as those poor birds. This 
simple truth I shall conclude with the fol- 
lowing lines,, which, be they good, bad, 
or indifferent, are my own, and such as 
they are I give them to thee : 



As in the fowler's glass the lark espies 

His feath'ry form from 'midst unclouded skies; 

And pleased, and dazzled with the novel sight, 

Wings to the treacherous earth his rapid flight. 

So, in the glass of self conceit we view 

Our soul's attraction, and pursue it too, 



* Fitzstephen. 

* Fosbroke's Diet, of Antiquities. 



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In every shape wherein it may arise, 

In gold, or land, or love before our eyes. 

And in the wary net are captive ta'en, 

By the sure hand of woman, or of gain. S. R. Jackson. 

Samiarp 24. 

The scenes and weather which some- 

r'ATURALiSTs' CALENDAR. times prevail on the Vigil of St. Paul 
M- an Temperature ... 36 57. are described in some verses inserted 
by Dr. Forster in his " Perennial Ca- 
lendar." 

St. Pants Eve. 

Winter's white shrowd doth cover all the grounde, 

And Caecias blows his bitter blaste of woe ; 
The ponds and pooles, and streams in ice are bounde, 

And famished birds are shivering in the snowe. 
Still round about the house they flitting goe, 

And at the windows seek for scraps of foode 
Which Charity with hand profuse doth throwe, 

Right weeting that in need of it they stoode, 
For Charity is shown by working creatures' goode. 

The sparrowe pert, the chaffinche gay and cleane, 

The redbreast welcome to the cotter's house, 
The livelie blue tomtit, the oxeye greene, 

The dingie dunnock, and the swart colemouse ; 
The titmouse of the marsh, the nimble wrenne, 

The bullfinch and the goldspinck, with the king 
Of birds the goldcrest. The thrush, now and then. 

The blackbird, wont to whistle in the spring, 
Like Christians seek the heavenlie foode St. Paul doth bring. 

the origin of this custom, is stated by Stow 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. to the following purport. 

Mean Temperature ... 36 60. Mentioning the opinion already noticed, 

which, strange to tell, has been urged 

P ever s i nce his time, he says in its refuta- 

J tiorl) But true it i s i have read an 

Conversion of St. Paul* ancient deed to this effect," and the " ef- 

This Romish festival was first adopted f ect" is, that in 1274, the dean and chapter 

by the church of England in the year of St - P aul s granted twenty-two acres of 

1662, during the reign of Charles II. nd, part of their manor of Westley, in 

<, p ^ r> Essex, to sir William Baud, knt., for the 

T. AULS AY. purpose of being enclosed by him within 

Buck and Doe in St. Paul's Cathedral. his park of Curingham ; in consideration 

Formerly a buck's head was carried in whereof he undertook to bring to them on 

procession at St. Paul's Cathedral. This the feast day of the Conversion of St. Paul, 

by some antiquaries is presumed to have in winter, a good doe, seasonable and 

been the continuation of a ceremony in sweet; and upon the feast of the comme- 

more ancient times when, according to moration of St. Paul in summer, a good 

certain accounts, a heathen temple existed buck, and offer the same to be spent (or 

on that site. It is remarkable that this divided) among the canons resident ; the 

notion as to the usage is repeated by wri- doe to be brought by one man at the hour 

ters whose experience in other respects of procession, and through the procession 

has obtained them v/ell-earned regard : to the high altar, and the bringer to have 

nothing ; the buck to be brought by all 

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paid twelve pence only, by the chamber- 
lain of the church, and no more to be re- 
quired. For the performance of this 
annual present of venison, he charged his 
lands and bound his heirs; and twenty 
seven years afterwards, his son, sir Walter, 
confirmed the grant. 

The observance of this ceremony, as to 
the buck, was very curious, and in this 
manner. On the aforesaid feast-day of 
the commemoration, the buck being 
brought up to the steps of the high altar 
in St. Paul's church at the hour of proces- 
sion, and the dean and chapter being ap- 
parelled in their copes and vestments, 
with garlands of roses on their heads, they 
sent the body of the buck to be baked; 
and having fixed the head on a pole, 
caused it to be borne before the cross in 
their procession within the church, until 
they issued out of the west door. There 
the keeper that brought it blew " the 
death of the buck/' and then the homers 
that were about the city answered him in 
like manner. .For this the dean and 
chapter gave each man fourpence in 
money and his dinner, and the keeper that 
brought it was allowed during his abode 
there, meat, drink and lodging, at the dean 
and chapter's charges, and five shillings in 
money at his going away, together with a 
loaf of bread, with the picture of St. Paul 
on it. It appears also that the granters of 
the venison presented to St. Paul's ca- 
thedral two special suits of vestments, to 
be worn by the clergy on those two 
days; the one being embroidered with 
bucks, and the other with does. 

The translator of Dupre's work on the 
"Conformity between modern and ancient 
ceremonies," also misled by other autho- 
rities, presumed that the " bringing up a 
fat buck to the altar of St. Paul's with 
hunters, horns blowing, &c. in the middle 
of divine service," was of heathen deriva- 
tion, whereas we see it was only a provi- 
sion for a venison feast by the Romish 
clergy, in return for some waste land of 
one of their manors. 

NATURALIST'S CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperatare . . .35 -10. 



Sanuarp 26. 

" St. George hf was for England". 

So says a well-known old ballad, and 
we are acquainted, by the following com- 
munication, that our patron saint still 



appears in England, through his personal 
representatives, at this season of the year. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

I send you an account of the Christ- 
mas drama of " St. George," as acted in 
Cornwall, subscribing also my name and 
address, which you properly deem an in- 
dispensable requisite. I thereby vouch 
for the authenticity of what I send you. 
Having many friends arid relations in the 
west, at whose houses I have had fre- 
quent opportunities of seeing the festi- 
vities and mixing in the sports of their 
farm, and other work-people, at the joy- 
ous times of harvest home, finishing the 
barley mow, (of which more hereafter it 
agreeable,) Christmas, &c. In some of 
the latter it is still customary for the mas- 
ter of the house and his guests to join at 
the beginning of the evening, though this 
practice, I am sorry to say, is gradually 
wearing out, and now confined to a few 
places. I have " footed if away in sir 
Roger de Coverley, the hemp-dressers,&c. 
(not omitting even the cushion dance,) 
with more glee than I ever slided through 
the chaine anglaise, or demi-queue de chat, 
and have formed acquaintance with the 
master of the revels, or leader of the pa- 
rish choir, (generally a shrewd fellow, 
well versed in song,) in most of the 
western parishes in Cornwall ; and from 
them have picked up much information 
on those points, which personal observa- 
tion alone had not supplied to my satis- 
faction. 

You may be sure that "St. George" 
with his attendants were personages too 
remarkable not to attract much of my at- 
tention, and I have had their adventures 
represented frequently ; from different 
versions so obtained, I am enabled to 
state that the performances in different 
parishes vary only in a slight degree from 
each other. 

St. George and the other tragic per- 
formers are dressed out somewhat in the 
style of morris-dancers, in their shirt- 
sleeves, and white trowsers much deco- 
rated with ribands and handkerchiefs, 
each carrying a drawn sword in his hand, 
if they can be procured, otherwise a cud- 
gel. They wear high caps of paste- 
board, adorned with beads, small pieces 
of looking-glass, coloured paper, &c. ; se- 
veral long strips of pith generally hang 
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of different coloured cloth, strung on them : 
f he whole has a very smart effect. 

Father Christmas is personified in a 
grotesque manner, as an ancient man, 
wearing a large mask and wig, and a 
huge club, wherewith he keeps the by- 
standers in order. 

The doctor, who is generally the merry- 
andrew of the piece, is dressed in any ri- 
diculous way, with a wig, three-cornered 
hat, and painted face. 

The other comic characters are dressed 
according to fancy. 

The female, where there is one, is 
usually in the dress worn half a century 
ago. 

The hobby-horse, which is a character 
sometimes introduced, wears a represent- 
ation of a horse's hide. 

Besides the regular drama of " St. 
George," many parties of mummers go 
about in fancy dresses of every sort, most 
commonly the males in female attire, and 
vice versa. 

This Christmas play, it appears, is, or 
was in vogue also in the north of Eng- 
land as well as in Scotland. A corres- 
pondent of yours (Mr. Reddock) has al- 
ready given an interesting account of 
that in Scotland, and a copy of that acted 
at Newcastle, printed there some thirty or 
forty years since, is longer than any 
I have seen in the west. By some the 
play is considered to have reference to 
the time of the crusades, and to have 
been introduced on the return of the ad- 
venturers from the Holy- Land, as typify- 
ing their battles. Before proceeding with 
our drama in the west, I have merely to 
observe that the old fashion was to conti- 
nue many of the Christmas festivities till 
Candlemas-day, (February 2,) and then 
" throw cards and candlesticks away.'' 
Battle of St. George. 

[ One of the party steps in, crying out 
" Room, a room, brave gallants, room, 

Within this court 

I do resort, 

To show some sport 

And pastime, 

Gentlemen and ladies, in the Christmas 
time 

[After this note of preparation, old 
Father Christmas capers into the room, 
saying, 

Here comes I, old Father Christmas, 
Welcome, or welcome not, 

I hope old Father Christmas 
Will never be forgot. 



I was born in a rocky country, where 
there was no wood to make me a cradle ; 
I was rocked in a stouring bowl, which 
made me round shouldered then, and I 
am round shouldered still. 

[He then frisks about the room, until he 
thinks he has sufficiently amused the 
spectators, when he makes his exit 
with this speech, 

Who went to the orchard, to steal 
apples to make gooseberry pies against 
Christmas ? 

[These prose speeches, you may suppose, 
depend much upon the imagination of 
the actor. 

Enter Turkish Knight. 
Here comes I, a Turkish knight, 
Come from the Turkish land to fight, 
And if St.. George do meet me here 
I'll try his courage without fear. 

Enter St. George. 
Here comes I, St. George ; 

that worthy champion bold, 
And, with my sword and spear, 

I won three crowns of gold. 
I fought the dragon bold, 

and brought him to the slaughter, 
By that I gained fair Sabra, 

the king of Egypt's daughter. 
T. K. Saint George, I pray be not too 

bold, 
If thy blood is hot, I'll soon make it 

cold. 
St. G. Thou Turkish knight, I pray 

forbear, 

I'll make thee dread my swor^J and spear. 

[They fight until the T. knight falls. 

St. G. I have a little bottle, which goes 

by the name of Elicumpane, 
If the man is alive let him rise and fight 

again. 

[The knight here rises on one knee, and 
endeavours to continue the fight, but 
is again struck down. 
T. K. Oh ! pardon me, St. George, oh ! 

pardon me I crave. 
Oh ! pardon me this once, and I will be 

thy slave. 
St. G. I'll never pardon a Turkish 

Knight, 
Therefore arise, and try thy might. 

[The knight gets up, and they again 
fight, till the knight receives a heavy 
blow, and then drops on the ground 
as dead. 
St. G. Is there a doctor to be found, 

To cure a deep and deadly wound ? 



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hare 



Enter Doctor. 

Oh ! yes, there is a doctor to be found, 
To cure a deep and deadly wound. 
St. G. What can you cure ? 
Doctor. I can cure the itch, the palsy, 

and gout, 
If the devil's in him, I'll pull him out. 

[ The Doctor here performs the cure with 
sundry grimaces, and St. George and 
the Knight again fight, lohen the 
latter is knocked down, and left for 
dead. 

(Then another performer enters, and on 
seeing the dead body, says, 

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, 
If uncle Tom Pearce won't 
Aunt Molly must. 

[The hobby-horse here capers 
takes off the body. 

Enter Old Squire. 
Here comes I, old, old squire, 
As black as any friar, 
As ragged as a colt, 
To leave fine clothes for malt. 

Enter Hub Bub. 

Here comes I old Hub Bub Bub Bub, 
Upon my shoulders I carries a club, 
And in my hand a frying pan, 
So am not I a valiant man. 

[These characters serve as a sort oj 
burlesque on St. George and the 
other hero, and may be regarded in 
the light of an anti-masque. 

Enter the Box-holder. 
Here comes I, great head and little wit, 
Put your hand in your pocket and give 

what you think fit. 
Gentlemen and ladies, sitting down at 

your ease, 
Put your hands in your pocket*, give me 

what you please. 
St. G. Gentlemen and Ladier. the sport 

is almost ended, 

Come pay to the box, it is highly com- 
mended. 
The box it would speak, if it had *Hit a 

tongue ; 
Come throw in your money, and think U 

no wrong. 

The characters now generally finish 
with a dance, or sometimes a song or two 
is introduced. In some of the performances, 
two or three other tragic heroes are brought 
forward, as the king of Egypt and his 



son, &c. ; but they are all of them much 
in the style of that I have just described, 
varying somewhat in length and number 
of characters. 

I am, Sir, 

Your constant reader, 

W. S. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . . 36 20. 



Sfattuarp 27 




WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. 

1826. The alteration of the standard 
this year, in order to its uniformity 
throughout the kingdom, however incon- 
venient to individuals in its first applica- 
tion, will be ultimately of the highest 
public advantage. The difference between 
beer, wine, corn, and coal measure, and 
the difference of measures of the same 
denomination in different counties, were 
occasions of fraud and grievance without 
remedy until the present act of parlia- 
ment commenced to operate. In the 
twelfth year of Henry VII. a standard was 
established, and the table was kept in the 
treasury of the king's exchequer, with 
drawings on it, commemorative of the re- 
gulation, and illustrating its principles. 
The original document passed into the 
collection of the liberal Harley, earl of 
Oxford, and there being a print of it with 
some of its pictorial representations, an 
engraving is here given of the mode of 
trial which it exhibits as having been used 
in khe exchequer at that period. 



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Crial of 2i2Refgl)ts anU 



untor feenrp VII. 



From the same instrument is also taken 
the smaller diagram. They are curious 
specimens of the care used by our ances- 
tors to establish and exemplify rules by 
which all purchases and sales were to be 
effected. In that view only they are in- 
troduced here. Conformity to the new 
stand "i rd is every man's business and in- 



terest, and daily experience will prove it ? 
wisdom and justice. It would be obvi- 
ously inexpedient to state any of the par- 
liamentary provisions in this work, which 
now merely records one of the most re- 
markable and laudable acts in tne nistory 
of oxir legislation. 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 82. 

Sfanuarj) 28, 

An Appearance of the Season. 
Apology will scarcely be required 



introducing a character, who at this sea- 
son of the year comes forth in renovated 
honours, and may aptly be termed one oi 
its evcr-blues 



for 




" The great image of authority !" 

Shakspeare. 



not a peculiar of either Farnngdons, nor 
him of Cripplegate, or St. Giles in the 
Fields, or of any ward or precinct within 
the bills : not this or that " good man" 
nut the universal parish beadle. " How 
Christmas and consolatory he looks ! how 
redolent of good cheer is he ! He is a 
cornucopia an abundance. What pud- 
ding sleeves! what a collar, ted, and 
like a beef steak, is his ! He is a walk- 
VOL. IT. 57 



ing refreshment ! He looks like a whole 
parish, full, important but untaxed. 
The children of charity gaze at him with 
a modest smile. The straggling boys 
look on him with confidence. They do 
not pocket their marbles. They do not 
fly from their familiar gutter. This is a 
red-letter day ; and the cane is reserved 
for to-morrow." 

For thft pleasant verbal descrip. 



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lion we are indebted to an agreeable 
writer in the " London Magazine j"* his 
corporal lineaments are " borrowed" 
(with permission) from a new caricature,f 
if it may be given so low a name, wherein 
this figure stands out, the very gem and 
jewel, in a grouping of characters of all 
sorts and denominations assembled with 
" infinite fancy" and "fun," to illustrate 
the designer's views of the age. It is 
a graphic satire of character rather than 
caricatura; mostly of class-characters, 
not persons ; wherein the ridicule bears 
heavily, but is broad and comprehensive 
enough to shift from one neighbour to 
another. 



The print, wherein our beadle is fore- 
most, though not first, is one of the plea- 
santest " drolls " of the century, and seems 
to hit at all. that is. In this whimsical 
representation, a painted show-board, 
at the window of a miserable garret, de- 
clares it to be " The Office of the Peru- 
vian Mining Company." On the case- 
ment of the first floor, in the same here- 
ditament of poverty, is a bill of " Eligant 
rooms to let." Wigs in the shop-win- 
dow illustrate the punning announcement 
above it " Nature improved by Rickets," 
which is the name of the proprietor, a 
capital barber, who stands at the door, 
and points to a ragged inscription de- 
pending from the parti-coloured pole of 
his art, from whence we* learn that " No- 
body is to be s( )aved during di( )ine 
service, by command of the magistracy." 
He enforces attention to this fact on an 
unshaved itinerant, with " Subscription for 
putting down Bartlemy fair" placarded on 
his back. This fellow has a pole in his 
right hand for "The preservation of public 
morals," and a puppet of punch lolling 
from his left coat pocket. An apple-stall 
is taken care of by a fat body with a 
screaming child, whose goods appear to 
be coveted by two little beings untutored 
in the management of the eye. We 
gather from the "New Times," on the 
ground, that the fruit woman is Sarah 
Crumpage, and that she and Rickets, the 
former for selling fruit, and the latter for 
shaving on the Sunday, " were convicted 



* For 1 December, 1825. 

+ The Progress of Cant ; designed and etched 
by one. of the authors of "Odes and Addresses to 
threat People ;" and published by T. Maclean, 
irlayniarket, L. Relfe, Cornhill, and Dickenson, 
New Bond-street. 



on the oath of the notorious Johnson, and 
fined ten shillings each." Next to the 
barber's is " the Star eating-house," with 
" Ladies School " on the first-floor case- 
ment, and " Mangleing took in/' At the 
angle of the penthouse roofs of these 
dwellings " an angel's head in stone with 
pigeon's wings" deceives a hungry cat 
into an attempt to commit an assault 
upon it from the attic window. Opposite 
the cook's door an able-bodied waggoner, 
with a pennon from his whip, inscribed 
" Knowledge is Power," obscures part of 
another whereon all that remains is 
" NICK'S INSTITUTION." A " steeled but- 
cher," his left hand resting at ease within 
his apron, cleaver hung, and carelessly 
capped, with a countenance indicating no 
other spirit than that of the still, and no 
disposition to study deeper than the bot- 
tom of a porter pot, carries the flag of the 
" London University : " a well-fed urchin, 
his son, hangs by his father's sleeve, and 
drags along a wheeled toy, a lamb em- 
blem of many a future " lamb his riot 
dooms to bleed." A knowing little Jew- 
boy, with the flag of the " Converted 
Jews," relieves the standard-bearer of the 
" School for Adults" from the weight of 
his pocket handkerchief, and his banner 
hides the letter " d" on another borne by 
a person of uneven temper in canonicals, 
and hence for "The Church in danger," 
we read " The Church in anger." Close 
at the heels of the latter is an object al- 
most as miserable, as the exceedingly mi- 
serable figure in the frontispiece to the 
" Miseries of Human Life." This rear- 
ward supporter of " the church in dan- 
ger," alias in " anger," is a poor, under- 
sized, famine-worn, badged charity boy, 
with a hat abundantly too large for its 
hydrocephalic contents, and a coat to his 
heels, and in another person's shoes, a 
world too wide for his own feet he carries 
a crooked little wand with " No Po- 
pery "on it; this standard is so low, that 
it would be lost if the standard-bearer 
were not away from the procession. A 
passionate person in a barrister's wig, 
with a shillelagh, displays " Catholic 
Claims." Opposite to a church partly 
built, is a figure clearly designating 
a distinguished preacher of the established 
church of Scotland in London, planting 
the tallest standard in the scene upright 
on the ground, from whence is unfurled 
" No Theatre" the flag-bearer of " The 
Caledonian Chapel," stands behind, in the 
act of tossing up a halfpenny with the 



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standard bearer of " No more State Lot- 
teries." A black mask bears the " Liberty 
of the Press." A well-fed man with 
bands beneath his chin, rears a high pole, 
inscribed " No fat Livings," and " The 
cause of Greece" follows. A jovial un- 
dertaker in his best grave-clothes, raises a 
mute's staff, and " No Life in London :" 
this character looks as if he would bury 
his wife comfortably in a country church- 
yard, get into the return-hearse with his 
companions, and crack nuts and drink 
wine all the way to town. A little per- 
sonage, booted and buttoned up, carries a 
staff in his pocket, surmounted by a crown, 
and a switch to his chin, the tip whereof 
alone is visible, his entire face and head 
being wholly concealed by the hat ; this 
_s " The great Unknown" he has close 
behind him " Gall and Spurs-him." " No 
Treadmill" is exhibited by a merry rogue, 
half disarmed, with a wooden leg. At a 
public house, " The Angel and Punch 
Bowl, T. Moore," the " United Sons of 
Harmony" hold wassail ; their flag is hung 
at one of the windows, from whence many 
panes are absent, and themselves are 
righting at the door, and heartily cheered 
by the standard bearer of <( No Pugilism." 
A ferocious looking fellow, riding on a 
blind horse, elevates " Martin for Ever," 
and makes cruel cuts with his whip on the 
back of a youth who is trying to get up 
behind him with the banner of " No 
climbing Boys." We are now at a corner 
messuage, denominated " Prospect House 
Establishment for Young Ladies, by the 
Misses Grace and Prudence Gregory." 
The corner opposite is " Seneca House 
Academy for Young Gentlemen, by Dr. 
Alex. Sanderson." Prospect House has 
an " Assurance" policy, and from one 
of its windows one of the " young ladies" 
drops a work by " H. More" in eager 
regard of one of the " young gentlemen" of 
Seneca-house, who addresses her from his 
room, with a reward of merit round his 
neck. This Romeoing is rendered more 
scenical by a tree, whereon hangs a lost 
kite, papered with a " Prospectus" of 
Seneca-house, from whence it appears 
that pupils bringing a " knife and fork," 
and paying "Twenty Guineas per ann.," 
are entitled to " Universal Erudition," 
and the utmost attention to their " Morals 
and Principles." Near this place, the 
representative of " United Schools" fells 
to the earth the flag-bearer of " Peace to 
the World ;" while the able supporter of 
" Irish Conciliation/' endeavours to settle 



the difference by the powerful use of his 
pole; the affray being complacently 
viewed by a half-shod, and half-kilted 
maintainev of " Scotch Charity.'' A 
demure looking girl is charged with 
" Newgatory Instruction." At her elbow, 
a female of the order of disorder, so 
depicted that Hogarth might claim her for 
his own, upholds " Fry for ever,*' and is 
in high, converse with a sable friend who 
keeps " Freedom for the Blacks." Hope- 
less idiocy, crawling on its knees by the 
aid of crutches, presents the " March of 
Mind." An excellent slippered fruiterer 
with a tray of apples and pears, beguiles 
the eyes of a young Gobbleton, who dis- 
plays " Missionary penny subscriptions," 
and is suffering his hand to abstract 
wherewithal for the satisfaction of his 
longings. Here too are ludicrous repre- 
sentations of the supporters of " White- 
field and Wesley," Reform," &c. and a 
Jewish dealer in old clothes, covered in du- 
plicate, with the pawnbroker's sign upside 
down,finds wind for "The Equitable Loan." 
A wall round Seneca-house is " contrived a 
double debt to pay" proffering seem- 
ing security to the " sightless eyeballs" of 
over-fond and over-fearful parents, and 
being of real use to the artist for the ex- 
pression of ideas, which the crowding of 
his scene does not leave room to picture. 
This wall is duly chalked and covered by 
bills in antithesis. A line of the chalkings, 
by an elision easily supplied, reads, "'Ask 
for War." One of the best exhibitions in the 
print is a youth of the "Tract Society , "with 
a pamphlet entitled "Eternity," so rolled 
as to look like a pistol,which he tenders to a 
besotted brute wearing candidates' favours 
in his hat, and a scroll f{ Purity of Elec- 
tion." The villainous countenance of the 
intoxicated wretch is admirable a cudgel 
under his arm, his tattered condition, and 
a purse hanging from his pocket, tell that 
he has been in fight, and received the 
wages of his warfare ; in the last stage of 
drunkenness he drops upon a post inscrib- 
ed "under Government." Among books 
strewed on the ground are "Fletcher's Ap- 
peal," "Family Shakspeare," " Hohen- 
lohe," &c. ; at the top is a large volume 
lettered " Kant," which, in such a situa- 
tion, Mr. Wirgman, and other disciples 
of the German philosopher,will only quai- 
rel or smile at, in common with all who 
conceive their opinions or intentions mis- 
represented. In truth it is only because 
the print is already well known among 
the few lynx-eyed observers of manneis 



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that this notice is drawn up. Its satire, 
however well directed in many ways, is 
too sweeping to be just every way, and 
is in several instances wholly undeserved. 
The designer gives evidence however of 
great capability, and should he execute 
another it will inevitably be better than 
this, which is, after all, an extraordi- 
nary production. In witness whereof, 
and therefrom, is extracted and prefixed 
the " Beadle" hereinbefore mentioned. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 36 37. 



29. 



1826. Sexageslma Sunday. 

Accession of George IV. 

1820. King George III. died. A con- 
temporary kalendarian, in recording this 
memorable fact, observes, that " the slow 
and solemn sound of St. Paul's bell an- 
nounced the event a short time after, and 
was heard to a great distance around the 
country." He adds, that he was remind- 
ed, by this " mournful proclamation of 
departed royalty," of the following lines 
in Heywood's " Rape of Lucrece," 
written to go to a funeral peal from eight 
hells ; 

Come list and hark, the bell doth *oll 
For some but now departing soul, 
Whom even now those ominous fowle, 
The bat, the nightjar, or screech owl, 
Lament ; hark 1 I hear the wilde wolfe 

howle 

In this black night that seems to scowle, 
All these my black book shall euscrole. 
For hark ! still still the bell doth toll 
For some but now departing soul. 

This opportunity the same agreeable 
writer improves to discourse on, thus : 

Bells. 

The passing bell owes its origin to an 
idea of sanctity attached to bells by the 
early Catholics, who believed that the 
sound of these holy instruments of per- 
cussion actually drove the devil away 
from the soul of the departing Christian. 
Bells were moreover regarded formerly as 
dispelling storms, and appeasing the ima- 
gined wrath of heaven, as the following- 
liens from Barnaby Googe will show : 



If that the thunder chaunee to rore 

and stormie tempest shake, 
A woonder is it for to see 

the wretches howe they quake, 
Howe that no fayth at all they have, 

nor trust in any thing, 
The clarke doth all the belles forthwith 

at once in steeple ring : 
With wondrous sound and deeper farre 

than he was woont before, 
Till in the loftie heavens darke, 

the thunder bray no more. 
For in these christned belles they thinke, 

doth lie such powre and might 
As able is the tempest great, 

and storme to vanquish quight. 
I saw myself at Numburg once, 

a towne in Toring coast, 
A bell that with this title bolde 

hirself did prowdly boast: 
By name I Mary called am, 

with sound I put to flight 
The thunder crackes, and hurtfull stormes, 

and every wicked spright. 
Such things when as these belles can do, 

no wonder certainlie 
It is, if that the papistes to 

their tolling always flie, 
When haile, or any raging storme, 

or tempest comes in sight, 
Or thunder boltes, or lightning fierce, 

that every place doth smight. 

Naogeorgus, 

We find from Brand, that " an old 
bell at Canterbury required twenty-four 
men, and another thirty-two men, ad so- 
nandum. The noblest peal of ten bells, 
without exception, in England, whether 
tone or tune be considered, is said to be 
in St. Margaret's church, Leicester. 
When a full peal was rung, the ringers 
were said pulsare classicum.' " 

Bells were a great object of supersti - 
tion among our ancestors. Each of them 
was represented to have its peculiar name 
and virtues, and many are said to have 
retained great affection for the churches 
to which they belonged, and where they 
were consecrated. When a bell was re- 
moved from its original and favourite si- 
tuation, it was sometimes supposed to 
take a nightly trip to its old place of re- 
sidence, unless exercised in the evening, 
and secured with a chain or rope. Mr 
Wainer, in his " Hampshire," enume- 
rates the virtues of a bell, by translating 
two lines from the " Helpe to Discourse." 

Men's deaths I tell by doleful knell. 
Lightning and thunder I break asunder. 
On sabbath all to church I call. 



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The sleepy head 1 raise from bed. 
The winds so fierce I doe disperse. 
Men's cruel rage I do asswage. 

There is an old Wiltshire legend of 
a tenor bell having been conjured into 
the river; with lines by the ringer, who 
lost it through his pertinacious garrulity, 
and which say : 

In spite of all the devils in hell 

Here comes our old Bell.* 



Baron Hoi berg says he was in a com- 
pany of men of letters, where several con- 
jectures were offered concerning the origin 
of the word campana ; a klocke, (i. e. bell) 
in the northern tongues. On his return 
home, he consulted several writers. Some, 
he says, think the word klocke to be of 
the northern etymology ; these words, Ut 
cloca habeatur in ecclesia, occurring in the 
most ancient histories of the north. It ap- 
pears from hence, that in the infancy of 
Christianity, the word cloca was used in 
the north instead of campana. Certain 
french writers derive the word cloca from 
cloche, and this again from docker, i. e. 
to limp ; for, say they, as a person who 
limps, falls from one side to the other, so 
do klocks (bells) when rung. Some have 
recourse to the latin word clangor, others 
recur to the greek /coAew, I call; some 
even deduce it from the word cochlea, a 
snail, from the resemblance of its shell to 
a bell. As to the latin word campana, it 
was first used in Italy, at Nola in Cam- 
pania; and it appears that the greater 
bells only were called campana, and the 
lesser nola. The invention of them is 
generally attributed to bishop Paulinus ; 
but this certainly must be understood 
only of the religious use of them ; it being 
plain, from Roman writers, that they had 
the like machines called tintinnabula. 

The use of bells continued long un- 
known in the east, the people being called 
to public worship by strokes of wooden 
hammers ; and to this day the Turks pro- 
claim the beginning of their service, by 
vociferations from the steeple. Anciently 



* Dr. Forster's Perennial Calendar. 



priests themselves used to toll the bell, 
especially in cathedrals and great 
churches, and these were distinguished by 
the appellation of campanarii. The 
Roman Catholics christen their bells, and 
godfathers assist at the solemnity ; thus 
consecrating them to religious use. Ac 
cording to Helgaudus, bells had certain 
names given them like men ; and Ingul- 
phus says, " he ordered two great clocks 
(bells) to be made, which were called 
Bartholomeus and Bettelinus, and two 
lesser, Pega and Bega." The time is 
perhaps uncertain when the hours first 
began to be distinguished by the striking 
of a bell. In the empire this custom is 
said to have been introduced by a priest 
of Ripen, named Elias, who lived in the 
twelfth century ; and this the Chronicon 
Anonymi Ripense says of him, hie dies et 
horas campanarum pulsatione distinxt*. 
The use of them soon became extended 
from their original design to other solem- 
nities, and especially burials : which in- 
cessant tolling has long been complained 
of as a public nuisance, and to this the 
french poet alludes : 
Pour honorer les morts, ils font mourir les 
vivans. 

Besides the common way of tolling 
bells, there is also ringing, which is a kind 
of chimes used on various occasions in 
token of joy. This ringing prevails in no 
country so much as in England, where it 
is a kind of diversion, and, for a piece of 
money, any one may have a peal. On 
this account it is, that England is called 
the ringing island. Chimes are some- 
thing very different, and much more mu- 
sical ; there is not a town in all the Nether- 
lands without them, being an invention of 
that country. The chimes at Copenhagen, 
are one of the finest sets in all Europe ; 
but the inhabitants, from a pertinacious 
fondness for old things, or the badness of 
their ear, do not like them so well as the 
old ones, which were destroyed by a con- 
flagration. 

The Rev. W. L. Bowles has an effusion 
agreeably illustrative of feelings on hear- 
ing the bells ring. 



SONNET. 



Written at Ostend, July 22, 1787. 

How sweet the. tuneful bells responsive peal ! 

As when at opening morn, the fragrant breeze 
Breathes on the trembling sense of wan disease 

>o piercing to my heart their force 1 feel ! 



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And hark ! with lessening cadence now they, fall, 

And now, along the white and level tide, 

They fling their melancholy music wide ; 
Bidding me many a tender thought recall 
Of summer days, and those delightful years 

When by my native streams,, in life's fair prime, 

The mournful magic of their mingling chime 
First wak'd my wondering childhood into tears ! 
But seeming now, when all those days are o'er, 
The sounds of joy once heard, and heard no more. 

" The Times"* has a literary cones- a parish bell," it has occurred to me that 

pondent, who communicates information the following description of the practice 

that it may be useful to record. of baptizing bells, used by the Roman 

CONSECRATION OF BELLS. Catholics may not be unacceptable to 

your readers. This account is a true 

To the Editor of the Times. translation from a book entitled " Ppnti- 

MB. EDITOR, Having read in your ficale Romanum, Auturitate Pontificia, 

paper of to-day, that the king of France impressum Venetiis, 1698. Lib. it. Cap. 

" has been pleased to grant to the parish de Benedictwne Signi vel Campance" I 

of Notre-Dame, at Nismes, two unser- have run parallel with their method 01 

viceable pieces of cannon from the arsenal baptizing children and bells, in twelve 

of Montpelliei, for the purpose of forming particulars, as follows : 

Of the Baptism of a Child. Of the Baptism of a Bell. 

I. 

The child must be first baptized, before The bell must be first baptized, before 
it can be accounted one of the church. it may be hung in the steeple. 

II. 

The child must be baptized by a priest The bell must be baptized by a bishop 
or a minister. or his deputy. 

III. 

In baptizing a child there is used holy In the baptism of a bell, there is used 
water, cream, salt, oil, spittle, &c. &c. holy water, oil, salt, cream, tapers for 

lights, &c. 
IV 
In baptism, the child receiveth a name. And so it is in the baptism of bells. 

V. 

The child must have godfathers, &c., The bell must have godfathers, and they 
&c. must be persons of great rank. 

VI. 
The child must be washed in water. The bell must be washed in water by 

the hands of the bishop and priests. 
VII. 
The child must be crossed in baptism. The bell is solemnly crossed by the 

bishop. 
VIII. 
The child must be anointed. The bell is anointed by the bishop. 

IX. 

The child must be baptized in the name The bell is washed and anointed, in 
of the Holy Trinity. the name of the Trinity, by the bishop. 

X. 

At baptism iney pray for the child. At the baptism of the bell they pray 

literally for the bell. 



* Sept. 17, 116. 



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At the child's baptism the scriptures There are more psalms read at the bap- 
are read tism of a bell than at the baptism of a 

child ; and a gospel also. 

XII. 

At child-baptism there are public At the baptism of a bell there are more 
prayers made. prayers used, and (excepting salvation) 

greater things are prayed for, and more 

blessings on the bell, than on the child. But for the better proof of this point, I shall 
here give part of one of the very curious prayers put up for the bell at its baptism : 

Lord grant that 'wheresoever this holy bell, thus washed (or baptized) 

and blessed, shall sound, all deceits of Satan, all danger of whirlwind, thunders, 
lightnings, and tempests, may be driven away, and that devotion may increase in 
Christian men when they hear it. O Lord, sanctify it by thy Holy Spirit ; that when 
it sounds in thy people's ears they may adore Thee ! May "their faith and devotion 
increase, the devil be afraid, and tremble and fly at the sound of it. O Lord, pour 
upon it thy heavenly blessing ! that the fiery darts of the devil may be made to fly 
backwards at the sound thereof; that it may deliver from danger of wind and 
thunder, &c., &c. And grant, Lord, that all that come to the church at the sound of 
it, may be free from all temptations of the devil. O Lord, infuse into it the heavenly 
dew of thy Holy Ghost, that the devil may always fly away before the sound of 
it, &,c., &c. 



The doctrine of the church of Rome 
concerning bells is, first, that they have 
merit, and pray God for the living and 
the dead ; secondly, that they produce 
devotion in the hearts of believers; thirdly, 
tfiat they drive away storms and tempests ; 
and, fourthly, that they drive away devils. 

The dislike of evil spirits to the sound 
of bells, is extremely well expressed by 
Wynkin de Worde, in the Golden Legend : 
" It is said, the evil spiry tes that ben in 
the region of th* ayre, doubte moche when 
they here the belles rongen : and this is 
the cause why the belles ringen whan it 
thondreth, and whan grete tempeste and 
to rages of wether happen, to the ende 
that the feinds and wycked spiry tes should 
ben abashed and flee, and cease of the 
movynge of tempeste." 

As to the names given to bells, I beg 
leave to add, that the bells of Little 
Dunmow Priory, in Essex, new cast A. D. 
1501, were baptized by the following 
names : 

Prima in honore Sancti Michaelis 
Arcliangeli. 

Secunda in honore S. Johannis Evan- 
gelisti. 

Tertia in honore S. Johannis Baptisti. 

Quarta in honore Assumptionis beatae 
Maries. 

Quinta in honore Sancti Trinitatis, et 
omnium Sanctorum. 

In the clochier near St. Paul's stood the 
ur greatest bells in Bngland, called 
Jesus' s bells ; against these sir Miles 



Partridge staked 100/., and won them of 
Henry VIII. at a cast of dice. 

I conclude with remarking, that the 
Abb6 Cancellieri, of Rome, lately pub- 
lished a work relative to bells, wherein he 
has inserted a long letter, written by 
Father Ponyard to M. de Saint Vincens, 
on the history of bells and steeples. The 
Abbe" wrote this dissertation on the occa- 
sion of two bells having been christened,, 
which were to be placed within the tower 
of the capitol. 

I am, sir, 
Your obedient servant, 

Sept. 11. R. H, E. 

R. H. E. "wise and good" as he was, 
and he was both he is now no more 
would not willingly have misrepresented 
the doctrines of the Romish church, 
though he abhorred that hierarchy. It 
seems, however, that he may be mistaken 
in affirming, that the Romish church 
maintains of bells that " they have merit, 
and pray God for the living and the 
dead." His affirmation on this point may 
be taken in too extensive a sense : It is 
no doubt a Romish tenet that there is 
" much virtue in bells," but the precise 
degree allowed to them at this period, it 
would be difficult to determine without 
the aid of a council. 



At Hatherleigh, a small town in Devon, 
exist two remarkable customs : one, that 



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every morning and -evening, soon after 
the church clock has struck five and nine, 
a bell from the same steeple announces 
by distant strokes the number of the day 
of the month originally intended, per- 
tiaps, for the information of the unlearned 
villagers : the other is, that after a funeral 
the church bells ring a lively peal, as in 
other places after a wedding; and to this 
custom the parishioners are perfectly re- 
conciled by the consideration that the 
deceased is removed from a scene of 
trouble to a state of rest and peace. 

When Mr. Colman read his Opera of 
"Inkle and Yarico" to the late Dr. 
Mosely, the Doctor made no reply during 
the progress of the piece. Af the con- 
clusion, Colman asked what he thought 
of it. "It won't do," said the Doctor, 
" Stuff nonsense." Every body else 
having been delighted with it, this de- 
cided disapprobation puzzled the circle ; 
he was asked why ? " I'll tell you why," 
answered the Critic; "you say in the 
finale 

' Now let us dance and sing, 
While all Barbadoe's bells do ring/ 
It won't do there is but one bell in all 
the island !" 

With a citation from the poet of Erin, 
the present notice will "ring out" de- 
lightfully. 

Evening Bells. 

Those evening bells, those evening bells, 
How many a tale their music tells, 
Of youth and home, and that sweet time 
Since last I heard their soothing chime. 

Those joyous hours are passed away, 
And many a friend that then was gay, 
Within the tomb now darkly dwells, 
And hears no more those evening bells. 

And so 'twill be when I am gone, 
That tuneful peal will still ring on, 
While other bards shall walk these dells, 
And sing thy praise, sweet evening bells ! 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature. . . 36 64. 



Sfanuarp 30. 

King Charles's Martyrdom, 1644. Holi- 
day at the Public Offices, 1826. 
It is recorded that, after King Charles 
the First received sentence of death, on 



Saturday the 27th, he spent the next day 
in devout exercises. He refused to see 
his friends, and ordered them to be told, 
that his time was precious, and the best 
thing they could do was to pray for him. 
On Monday the 29th y his children were 
brought to take their leave of him, viz. 
the lady Elizabeth and the duke of Glou- 
cester. He first gave his blessing to the 
lady Elizabeth, bidding her that when 
she should see her brother James, she 
should tell him that it was his father's 
last desire that he should no more look 
upon his brother Charles as his eldest 
brother only, but be obedient to him as 
his sovereign; and that they should love 
one another, and forgive their father's 
enemies. The king added, " Sweetheart, 
you will forget this." " No," said she, 
" I shall never forget it as long as I live." 
He bid her not grieve and torment herself 
for him ; for it would be a glorious death 
he should die, it being for the laws and 
liberties of this land, and for maintaining 
the true Protestant religion. He recom- 
mended to her the reading of " Bishop 
Andrews's Sermons," " Hooker's Ecclesi- 
astical Polity," and " Archbishop Laud r s 
Book against Fisher." He further tolji 
her, that he had forgiven all his enemies, 
and hoped God would likewise forgive 
them. He bade her tell her mother, that 
his thoughts had never strayed from 
her, and that his love should be the same 
to the last. After this he took the duke 
of Gloucester, being then a child of about 
seven years of age, upon his knees, saying 
to him, " Sweetheart, now they will cut 
off thy father's head :" upon which the 
child looked with great earnestness upon 
him. The king proceeding, said, " Mark, 
child, what I say, they will cut off' my 
head, and perhaps make thee a king : but 
mark what I say, you must not be a king 
so long as your brothers Charles and James 
do live ; for they will cut offyour brothers' 
heads when they can catch them, and cut 
off thy head too at last : and therefore I 
charge you do not be made a king by 
them." At which the child fetched a 
deep sigh, and said, " I will be torn in 
pieces first." Which expression falling 
from a child so young, occasioned no 
little joy to the king. This day the war- 
rant for execution was passed, signed by 
fifty-nine of the judges, for the king to 
die the next day, between the hours of 
ten in the morning and five in the after- 
noon. 

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at the place of execution, made a long 
address to colonel Tomlinson ; and after- 
wards turning to the officers, he said, 

* Sirs, excuse me for this same : I have a 
good cause and a gracious God : I will 
say no more.' Then turning to colonel 
Hacker, he said, ' Take care that you do 
not put me to pain ;' and said, ' This 
and please you ' A gentleman coming 
near the axe, he said, 'Take heed of the 
axe pray take heed of the axe.' Then 
speaking to the executioner (who was 
masked) he said, ' I shall say but very 
short prayers, and when I thrust out my 
hands .' Then he asked the bishop 
for his cap, which, when he had put on, 
he said to the executioner, ' Does my 
hair trouble you?' who desiring it might 
be all put under his cap, it was put up 
by the bishop and executioner. Turning 
to the bishop, he said, I have a good 
cause, and a gracious God on my side.' 
To which the bishop answered, * There 
is but one stage more, which, though 
turbulent and troublesome, yet it is a 
very short one ; it will soon carry you a 
very great way. It will carry you from 
earth to heaven ; and there you will find, 
to your great joy, the prize you hasten 
to, a crown of glory.' The king added, 

* I go from a corruptible to an incorrupti- 
ble crown, where no disturbance is, no 
disturbance in the world.' The bishop 
replied, 'You are exchanged from a 
temporal to an eternal crown, a good ex- 
change.' Then the king asked the exe- 
cutioner if his hair was well. After 
which, putting off his cloak, doublet, and 
his George, he gave the latter to the 
bishcp, saying, 'Remember.' After 
this he put on his cloak again over his 
waistcoat, inquiring of the executioner if 
the block was fast, who answered it was. 
He then said, ' I wish it might have been 
a little higher.' But it was answered 
him, it could not be otherwise now. The 
king said, * When I put out my hands 
this way, then.' He prayed a few 
words standing, with his hands and eyes 
lift up towards heaven, and then stooping 
down, laid his neck on the block. Soon 
after which the executioner putting some 
of his hair under his cap, the king thought 
he had been going to strike, bade him 
stay for the sign. After a little time the 
king stretched forth his hand, and the 
executioner took off his head at one 
stroke. When his head was held up, 
and the people at a distance knew the 
fatal stroke was over, there was nothing 



to be heard but shrieks, and groans, and 
sobs, the unmerciful soldiers beating 
down poor people for this little tender of 
their affection to their prince, Thus died 
the worthiest gentleman, the best master, 
the best friend, the best husband,, the 
best father, and the best Christian,' that 
the age in which he lived produced."* 



Sir Philip Warwick, an adherent to 
this unfortunate king, says, " His de- 
portment was very majestic; for he 
would not let fall his dignity, no not to 
the greatest foreigners that came to visit 
him and his court : for though he was far 
from pride, yet he was careful of majesty, 
and would be approached with respect 
and reverence. His conversation was 
free ; and the subject matter of it, on his 
own side of the court, was most commonly 
rational ; or if facetious, not light. With 
any artist or good mechanic, traveller, or 
scholar, he would discourse freely; and 
as he was commonly improved by them, 
so he often gave light to them in their 
own art or knowledge: for there were 
few gentlemen in the world that knew 
more of useful or necessary learning than 
this prince did; and yet his proportion 
of books was but small, having, like 
Francis the First of France, learnt more 
by the ear than by study. His way of 
arguing was very civil and patient; for 
he never contradicted another by his au- 
thority, but by his reason ; nor did he by 
petulant dislike quash another's argu- 
ments; and he offered his exception by 
this civil introduction, * By your favour, 
Sir, I think otherwise, on this or that 
ground;' yet he would discountenance 
any bold or forward address unto him. 
And in suits, or discourses of business, he 
would give way to none abruptly to 
enter into them, but looked that the 
greatest persons should in affairs of this 
nature address to him by his proper mi- 
nisters, or by some solemn desire of speak- 
ing to him in their own persons. His 
exercises were manly, for he rid the great 
horse very well ; and on the little saddle 
he was not only adroit, but a laborious 
hunter, or field-man. He had a great 
plainness in his own nature, and yet he was 
thought, even by his friends, to love too 
much a versatile man ; but his experience 
had thoroughly weaned him from this at 

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Jast. He kept up the dignity of his court, 
limiting persons to places suitable to their 
qualities, unless he particularly called for 
them. Besides the -tfomen who attended 
on his beloved queen and consort, the 
lady Henrietta Maria, sister of the French 
king, he scarcely admitted any great offi- 
cer to have his wife in the family. His 
exercises of religion were most exem- 
plary; for every morning early, and 
evening, not very late, singly and alone, 
in his own bed-chamber, or closet, he 
spent some time in private meditation, 
(for he dared reflect and be alone,) and 
through the whole week, even when he 
went to hunt, he never failed, before he 
sat down to dinner, to have part of the 
liturgy read to him and his menial ser- 
vants, came he ever so hungry or late in: 
and on Sundays and Tuesdays he came, 
commonly at the beginning of service,well 
attended by his court lords and chief at- 
tendants, and most usually waited on by 
many of the nobility in town, who found 
those observances acceptably entertained 
by him. His greatest enemies can deny 
none of this ; and a man of this modera- 
tion of mind could have no hungry appe- 
tite to prey upon his subjects, though he 
had a greatness of mind not to live preca- 
riously by them. But when he fell into 
the sharpness of his afflictions, (than 
which few men underwent sharper,) I 
dare say I know it, (I am sure conscien- 
tiously I say it,) though God dealt with 
him, as he did with St. Paul, not remove 
the thorn, yet he made his grace sufficient 
to take away the pungency of it ; for he 
made as sanctified an use of his afflic- 
tions as most men ever did. As an evi- 
dence of his natural probity, whenever any 
young nobleman or gentleman of quality 
who was going to travel, came to kiss his 
hand, he cheerfully would give them 
some good counsel leading to moral vir- 
tue, especially a good conversation ; tell- 



ing them, that if he heard they kept good 
company abroad, he should reasonably 
expect they would return qualified to 
serve their king and country well at 
home ; and he was careful to keep the 
youth in his time uncorrupted. The 
king's deportment at his trial, which be- 
gan on Saturday the 20th of January, 
1648, was very majestic and steady ; and 
though usually his tongue hesitated, yet 
at this time it was free, for he was never 
discomposed in mind ; and yet, as he 
confessed himself to bishop Juxon, who 
attended him, one action shocked him 
very much ; for whilst he was leaning in 
the court upon his staff, which had a head 
of gold, the head broke off on a sudden: 
he took it up, but seemed unconcerned ; 
yet told the bishop, it really made a great 
impression on him ; and to this hour 
(says he) I know not possibly how it 
should come. It was an accident I my- 
self have often thought on, and cannot 
imagine how it came about ; unless Hugh 
Peters, who was truly and really his 
gaoler, (for at St. James's nobody went 
to him but by Peters's leave,) had artifi- 
cially tampered upon his staff. But such 
conjectures are of no use/' 



In the Lansdowne collection of MSS. 
a singular circumstance before the battle 
of Newbury is thus related : 

" The king being at Oxford went one 
day to see the public library, where he 
was shown, among other books, a Virgil. 
nobly printed and exquisitely bound. 
The lord Falkland, to divert the king, 
would have his majesty make a trial of 
his fortune by the sortes Pirgiliana, which 
every body knows was not an unusual kind 
of augury some ages past. Whereupon 
the king opening the book, the period . 
which happened to come up was part of 
Dido's imprecation against .ZEneas, 
which Mr. Dryden translates thus : 

Yet let a race untamed, and haughty foes, 

His peaceful entrance with dire arms oppose ; 

Oppressed with numbers in th' unequal field, 

His men discouraged and himself expelled, 

Let him for succour sue from place to place, 

Torn from his subjects and his sons' embrace, 

First let him see his friends in battle slain, 

And their untimely fate lament in vain ; 

And when at length the cruel war shall cease, 

On hard conditions may he buy his peace. 

Nor let him then enjoy supreme command, 

But fall untimely by some hostile hand, 

And lie unburied on the barren sand. 

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" It is said, king Charles seemed con- 
cerned at this accident, and that the lord 
Falkland observing it, would likewise try 
his own fortune in the same manner, 
hoping he might fall upon some passage 
that could have no relation to his case, 
and thereby divert the king's thoughts 
from any impression the other might have 



upon him But the place that Falkland 
stumbled upon was yet more suited to 
his destiny* than the other had been to 
the king's ; being the following expres- 
sions of Evander upon the untimely 
death of his son Pallas, as they are trans- 
lated by the same hand : 



Pallas ! thou hast failed thy plighted word 
To fight with caution, not to tempt the sword ; 

1 warned thee, but in vain ; for well I knew 
What perils youthful ardour would pursue. 
That boiling blood would carry thee too far ; 
Young as thou wert in dangers raw in war ! 
O curst essay in arms, disastrous doom, 
Prelude of bloody fields and fights to come. 



JEneid, b. xi. 1. 230. 



Remarkable 30th of January Sermon. 

On the 30th of January, 1755, the rev. 
John Watson, curate of Ripponden, in 
Yorkshire, preached a sermon there 
which he afterwards published. The 
title-page states it as " proving that king 
Charles I. did not govern like a good 
king of England " He also printed "An 
Apology for his Conduct yearly on the 
30th of January." In these tracts he 
says, " For some years last past I have 
preached on the 30th of January, and my 
labours were employed in obviating the 
mistakes which I knew some of my con- 
gregation entertained with regard to the 
character of king Charles I.; and in 
proving that if it was judged rebellion in 
those who took up arms against that un- 
fortunate prince, who had made so many 
breaches in the constitution, it must be 
an aggravation of that crime, to oppose 
the just and wise measures of the present 
father of his country, king George. The 
chief reason for publishing the sermon is 
to confute a commonly received opinion 
that I applauded therein the act of cut- 
ting off the king's head, which any one 
may quickly see to be without foundation. 
For when I say that the resistance he met 
with was owing to his own mal-adrninis- 
tration, nothing else can be meant than 
the opposition he received from a wise, 
brave, and good parliament : not that 
shown him by those furious men who de- 
stroyed both the parliament and him, and 
whose conduct I never undertook to vin- 
dicate. It has been observed that I al- 
ways provide a clergyman to read prayers 
for me on the 30th of January ; but not 
to read that service is deemed criminal, 
because in subscribing the 36th canon I 



obliged myself to use the form prescribed 
in the Book of Common Prayer. The 
office for the 30th of January is no part of 
the Liturgy of the church of England. 
By the liturgy of the church I mean the 
contents of The Book of Common Prayer 
and Administration of the Sacraments, 
and other Rites and Ceremonies of the 
Church, &c., established by the act of 
uniformity, in the year 1662; and what- 
ever has been added since, I suppose no 
clergyman ever bound himself by sub- 
scription to use ; the reason is because 
the law requires no more." 

Mr. Watson then says, on the autho- 
rity of Wheatly, in his " Illustration of 
the Common Prayer," Johnson in his 
"Clergyman's Vade Mecum," and the 
author of "The Complete Incumbent," 
that the services for the 30th of January 
and the 29th of May are not confirmed 
by act of parliament, and that penalties 
do not attach for the non-celebration 01 
the service on those days. " I cannot in 
conscience read those prayers/' says Wat- 
son, "wherein the king is called a Martyr. 
I believe the assertion to be false, and 
therefore why should I tell a lie before 
the God of Truth ! What is a martyr ? 
He is a witness, for so the word in the 
original imparts. Robert Stephens tells 
us, that they are martyrs who have died 
giving a testimony of divinity to Christ ; 
but if this be true king Charles can be no 
martyr, for he was put to death by those 
who believed in the divinity of Christ as 
well as he. What were the grounds then 
for giving him this glorious title? his 
dying rather than give up episcopacy ? I 
think lord Clarendon hath proved the 
contrary : he "consented to suspend epis- 



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oopacy for three years, and that money 
should be raised upon the sale of the 
church lands, and only the old rent should 
be reserved to the just owners and their 
successors. My charity leads me so far, 
that I hope king Charles meant well when 
he told the princess Elizabeth that he 
should die a martyr, and when he repeat- 
ed it on the scaffold. But this might be 
nothing else but a pleasing deception of 
the mind ; and if saying that he died a 
martyr made him such, then the duke of 
Monmouth also was the same, for he died 
with the same words in his mouth, which 
his grandfather, king Charles, had used 
before. King Charles II. seems to have 
had no such opinion of the matter ; for 
when a certain lord reminded his majesty 
of his swearing in common discourse, the 
king replied, 'Your martyr swore more 
than ever I did,' which many have deem- 
ed a jest upon the title which his father 
had got. In fact, we, of this generation, 
should never have judged, that he who 
swore to preserve the religion, laws, and 
liberties of his country inviolate, and yet 
broke through every one of these re- 
straints that he, who put an English 
fleet into the hands of the French to crush 
the protestants there, who were struggling 
to maintain their religion and liberties 
that he, who contrary to the most solemn 
promises, did sacrifice the protestant in- 
terest in France that he, who concurred 
with Laud in bringing the church of Eng- 
land to a kind of tivalship, for ornaments, 
&c., with the church of Rome that he, 
who could consent, when he married the 
French king's daughter, that their chil- 
dren were to be educated by their mother 
until thirteen years of age that he, who 
gave great church preferments to men 
who publicly preached up popish doc- 
trines ; and that protected known papists 
from the penalties of the law, by taking 
several very extraordinary steps in their 
behalf that he, who permitted an agent, 
or a kind of nuncio from Rome, to visit 
the court publicly, and bestowed such 
offices as those of lord high treasurer, se- 
cretary of state, chancellor of the exche- 
quer, &c., on papists that he, who by 
proclamation could command the Lord's 
day to be profaned (for I can call it no 
'ess) by revels, plays, and many sorts of 
ill-timed recreations, punishing great 
numbers of pious clergymen for refusing 
to publish what their consciences forbad 
them to read : and to name no more- 
that he, who could abet the Irish massa- 



cre, wherein above three hundred thou- 
sand protestants were murdered in cold 
blood, or expelled out of their habitations. 
( Vide ' Temple's Irish Rebellion,' page 6 ) 
I say, we, at this period of time, should 
not have thought such a one worthy to be 
deemed a martyr for the cause of protest- 
antism ; but that it has been a custom in 
the church for near a century to call him 
so. However, it is time seriously to con- 
sider whether it is not proper to correct 
this error ; at least, it should be shown to 
be no error if we must keep it, for, at 
present, many of the well-meaning mem- 
bers of the church are offended at it." 

The writer cited, goes on to observe, 
" My second objection against reading 
this service is, that I judge it to be con- 
trary both to reason and the contents of 
the Bible, to say that ' the blood of king 
Charles can be required of us or our pos- 
terity/ There is not, I suppose, one man 
alive who consented to the king's death. 
We know nothing of it but from history, 
therefore none of us were concerned in 
the fact ; with what reason then can it be 
averred that we ought to be responsible 
for it, when it neither was nor is in our 
power to prevent it. But what if we dis- 
claim the sins of our forefathers, or are the 
posterity of those who fought for the king, 
are wex still to be in danger of suffering ? 
Such seems to be the doctrine of this ser- 
vice, where all, without exception, are 
called upon to pray that they ' may be 
freed from the vengeance of his righteous 
blood.' I could prove, from undoubted 
records, that the family I came from were 
royalists ; but I think it sufficient to say, 
that I never did nor ever will consent, 
that a king shall be beheaded, or other- 
wise put to death ; therefore let others say 
what they will, I look upon myself to be 
innocent, and why should I plead with 
God as if I thought myself guilty ? But 
we are told that they * were the crying 
sins of this nation which brought down 
this heavy judgment upon us/ I think it 
is more clear, that a series of ill-judged 
and ill-timed acts, on the part of the king, 
brought him into the power of his oppos- 
ers, and that, afterwards, the ambition of 
a few men led him to the scaffold. Let 
it only be remembered, that at the be- 
ginning of his reign he entered into a war 
for the recovery of the Palatinate against 
the consent of his parliament ; and when 
he could not get them to vote him money 
enough for his purpose he extorted it ille- 
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the parliament in redressing the grievan- 
ces of the nation ; often threatening them ; 
and even counteracting their designs ; 
which, at last, bred so many disputes, 
that he overstepped all bounds, and had 
the misprudence to attempt the seizing of 
five members in the house ; on which the 
citizens came down by land and water, 
with muskets on their shoulders, to defend 
the parliament : soon after which so great 
a distrust arose between the two houses 
and him, that all likelihood of agreement 
wholly ceased. This was the cause 
whereon to make war sending the queen 
to Holland to buy arms, himself retiring 
from the capital, and soon after erecting 
his standard at Nottingham. Not suc- 
ceeding, he was made prisoner, and when 
many expected his restoration, a violent 
opposition in the army broke forth ; a 
design was formed to change the mo- 
narchy into a republic, and to ttys, and 
nothing else, he fell a sacrifice. If the 
real cause of the king's death was the 
wickedness of those times, does it not 
follow that his death was permitted by 
God as a punishment for that wicked- 
ness ; and if so, why should we fear that 
God will still visit for it ? Will the just 
and merciful Judge discharge his ven- 
geance on two different generations of 
men for the offences committed by one ? 
Such doctrine as this should be banished 
from every church, especially a Christian 
one ; for it has no foundation in reason 
or revelation." The reasons of this cler- 
gyman of the established church for his 
dissent from the established usage are still 
further remarkable. 

Mr. Watson states other objections to 
this service. " In the hymn used instead 
of Venite exultetnus, it is said, They fought 
against him without a cause : the con- 
trary of which, when it is applied to king 
Charles, I think has been owned by every 
historian. The parliament of England 
were always more wise and good, than to 
raise armies against the kings who gave 
them no occasion to do so ; and I cannot 
but entertain this favourable opinion of 
that which began to sit in the year 1640. 
There is nothing more true than that the 
king wanted to govern by an arbitrary 
power. His whole actions showed it, and 
he could never be brought to depart from 
this. Either, therefore, his people must 
have submitted to the slavery, or they 
must have vindicated their freedom 
openly ; there was no middle way. But 
should they have tamely received the 



yoke ? No, surely ; for had they done 
so, they had deserved the worst of evils ; 
and the bitter effects thereof, in all pro- 
bability, had not only been derived to us, 
but our posterity. Happy Britons, tha T 
such a just and noble stand was made ! 
May the memories of those great patriots 
that were concerned in it be ever dear to 
Englishmen ; and to all true Englishmen 
they will ! 

" In the same hymn it is likewise af- 
firmed that False witnesses rose up against 
him, and laid to his charge things that he 
knew not. Which on this occasion cannot 
be truly said, because as the chief fact to 
be proved was the king's being in arms, it 
cannot be supposed that out of more than 
200,000 men who had engaged with him, 
a sufficient number of true witnesses could 
be wanting. What, therefore, Mr. Wheatly 
could think when he said that his hymn is 
as solemn a composure, and as pertinent 
to the occasion as can be imagined or 
contrived, I cannot tell. I am sure a 
broad hint is given therein, that the clergy 
in king Charles's time were a set of wicked 
people, and that it was through their un- 
righteousness, as well as that of the laity, 
that the king lost his life. The words are 
these, * For the sins of the people, and 
the iniquities of the priests, they shed the 
blood of the just in the midst of Jeru- 
salem.' Let those defend this passage 
who are able, for I own myself incapable 
of doing it consistently." 

Mr. Watson says, " I am not by myself 
in thinking that this service for the 30th of 
January needs a review; many sensible, 
worthy men think further that it is time 
to drop it ; for they see that it is unsea- 
sonable now, and serves no other end than 
as a bone of contention in numberless 
parishes, preventing friendship, and good 
will being shown towards such of the 
clergy as cannot in all points approve of 
it; excepting that (as I have found by 
experience) it tends to make bad subjects. 
A sufficient argument this, was there no 
other, why it should either be altered, or 
taken away ; but I presume not to dictate ; 
and, therefore, I urge this no further: 
had I not a sincere regard for the church 
of England, I should have said less ; but 
notwithstanding any reports to the con- 
trary, I declare myself to be a hearty 
well-wisher to her prosperity. Did I not 
prefer her communion to that of any other; 
I would instantly leave her, for I am not 
so abandoned as to play the hypocrite 
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to my great loss. But I am not of that 
opinion, that it is for the interest of the 
church to conceal her defects; on the 
contrary, I think I do her the greatest 
service possible by pointing them out, so 
that they may be remedied to the satisfac- 
tion of all good men. She ought not to 
be ashamed of the truth, and falsehood 
will never hurt her." 

It appears that Mr. Watson's conduct 
obtained much notice; for he preached 
another sermon at Halifax, entitled " Mo- 
deration ; or a candid disposition towards 
those that differ from us, recommended 
and enforced." This he also printed, 
with the avowed view of " promoting 
of that moderation towards all men which 
becometh us as Christians, is the orna- 
ment of our profession, and which we 
should therefore labour to maintain, as 
we desire to walk worthy of the vocation 
wherewith we are called, with all lowli- 
ness and meekness, with long suffering, 
forbearing one another in love, endeavour- 
ing to keep the unity of the spirit in the 
bond of peace." He proceeds to observe 
in this discourse, that " whoever reflects 
upon the nature of human constitutions, 
will readily allow the impossibility of per- 
fection in any of them ; and whoever con- 
siders the mutability of human things, 
will grant that nothing can be so well 
devised, or so sure established, which, in 
continuance of time, will not be corrupted. 
A change of circumstances, to which the 
best constituted state is liable, will require 
such alterations as once would have been 
needless : and improvement of observa- 
tion will demand such regulations as 
nothing else could have discovered to have 
been right. Of this the wise founders of 
the established church of England were 
very sensible; they prudently required 
no subscription to perfection in the church, 
well knowing that they but laid the foun- 
dation stone of a much greater building 
than they could live to see completed. 
The Common Prayer, since it was first 
properly compiled," in the year 1545, has 
undergone sixteen alterations, as defects 
became visible, and offence was thereby 
given to the promoting of separations and 
divisions: noble examples these fit for 
the present age to imitate ! for, as ninety 
years have elapsed since the last review, 
this experienced age has justly discovered 
that the amendments, at that time made, 
were not sufficient. I could produce you 
many instances ; but I forbear ; for I am 



very sensible how tender a point I am 
discussing. However, I cannot but ob- 
serve, that for my own part, upon the 
maturest arid most sober consideration, I 
take him to be a greater friend to Chris- 
tianity in general, and to this church in 
particular, who studies to unite as many 
dissenters as may be to us, by a reason- 
able comprehension, than he who is 
against it." 

It is urged by Mr Watson, that the 
church of England herself does not claim 
a perfection which is insisted upon as her 
distinguishing quality by some of her 
over zealous advocates. He says, " The 
first reformers were wise and good men, 
but the Common Prayer they published 
was little better than popery itself; many 
indeed have been the alterations in it 
made since then ; but as, through the 
unripeness of the times, it never had any 
but imperfect emendations, we may rea- 
sonably suppose it capable of still further 
improvements." Deeming the service ap- 
pointed for this day as inappropriate, and 
referring to suggestions that were in his 
time urged upon public attention for a 
review of the liturgy, he proceeds to say, 
" There may be men at work that misre- 
present this good design ; that proclaim, 
as formerly, the church's danger ; but let 
no arts like these deceive you ; they must 
be enemies in disguise that do it, or such 
who have not examined what they object 
to with sufficient accuracy. What is 
wished for, your own great Tillotson him- 
self attempted : this truly valuable man, 
with some others but little inferior to him- 
self, being sensible that the want of a 
sufficient review drew many members 
from the church, would have compromised 
the difference in a way detrimental to no 
one, beneficial to all ; and had he not 
been opposed by some revengeful zealots, 
had certainly completed what all good 
men have wished for." 

The Editor of the Every-Day Book 
has Mr. Watson's private copies of these 
printed tracts, with manuscript additions 
and remarks on them by Mr. Watson 
himself. It should seem from one of these 
notes, in his own hand-writing, that his 
opinions were not wholly contemned. 
Regarding his latter discourse, he observes 
that " the late Dr. Sharp, archdeacon cf 
Northumberland, in a pamphlet, called 
' A Serious Inquiry into the Use and Im- 
portance of External Religion;' quotes 
this sentence, " Where unity and peace are 



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disregarded, devotion must be so too, as it 
were by natural consequences. I have bor- 
rowed these words from a sermon preached 
at Halifax, by John Watson, A. M., which, 
if any man, who has sixpence to spare, 
will purchase, peruse, and lay to heart, he 
will lay out his time and his money very 
well." Archdeacon Sharp was father of 
the late Granville Sharp, the distinguished 
philanthropist and hebraist. 

Mr. Watson was born at Presburg, in 
Cheshire, and educated at Brazen Nose col- 
lege, Oxford, where he obtained a fellow- 
ship. He wrote a History of Halifax, in 
2vols. 4to., 1775; and a History of the 
Warren Family, by one of whom he was 
presented to the rectory of Stockport, where 
he died, aged 59 years He also wrote a 
review of the large Moravian hymn book, 
and several miscellaneous pieces. There 
is a portrait of him by Basire. 

By those who believe that Charles was 
" guiltless of his country's blood/' and 
that the guilt " of his blood" is an entail 
upon the country not yet cut off, it may 
be remarked as a curious fact, that at 
about that season, eighty years after the 
king " bowed his head" on the scaffold at 
Whitehall, it was " a very sickly time." 
It is recorded, that in 1733 " people were 
afflicted this month with a head-ach and 
fever which very few escaped, and many 
died of; particularly between Tuesday, 
the twenty-third, and Tuesday, the thir- 
tieth of January, there died upwards of 
fifteen hundred in London and Westmin- 
ter."* On the twenty-third of January, 
1649, the king having peremptorily de- 
nied the jurisdiction of the court, the pre- 
sident, Bradshaw, " ordered his contempt 
to be recorded : on the thirtieth of January 
he was beheaded." During these days, 
and the intervening ones, the fatal Lon- 
don head-ach prevailed in 1733. 

On the second of March, 1772 Mr. 
Montague moved in the house of com- 
mons to have so much of the act of 12th 
C. II. c % 30, as relates to the ordering 
the thirtieth of January to be kept as a 
day of fasting and humiliation, to be re- 
pealed. His motive he declared to be, to 
abolish, as much as he could, any absur- 
dity from church as well as state. He 
said that he saw great and solid reasons 
for abolishing the observation of that day, 



and hoped that it was not too harsh a 
name to be given to the service for the 
observation of that day, if he should brand 
it with the name of impiety, particularly 
in those parts where Charles I. is likened 
to oar Saviour. On a division, there being 
for the motion 97, and against it 125, it 
was lost by a majority of 27. 



The Calves-head Club. 

On the 30th of January, 1735, certain 
young noblemen and gentlemen met at a 
French tavern in Suffolk-street, (Charing 
Cross,) under the denomination of the 
" Calves-head Club." They had an en- 
tertainment of calves' heads, some of 
which they showed to the mob outside, 
whom they treated with strong beer. In 
the evening, they caused a bonfire to be 
made before the door, and threw into it 
with loud huzzas a calf's-head dressed 
up in a napkin. They also dipped their 
napkins in red wine, and waved them 
from the windows, at the same time 
drinking toasts publicly. The mob huz- 
zaed as well as " their betters," but 
at length broke the windows, and became 
so mischievous that the guards were called 
in to prevent further outrage.* 

These proceedings occasioned some 
verses in the " Grub-street Journal," 
wherein are the following lines : 

Strange times ! when noble peers secure 

from riot 

Cann't keep Noll's annual festival in quiet. 
Through sashes broke, dirt, stones and 

brands thrown at em, 
Which, if not scand was brand-alum- 

magnatum 
Forced to run down to vaults for safer 

quarters, 
And in cole-holes, their ribbons hide and 

garters. 
They thought, their feast in dismal fray 

thus ending, 
Themselves to shades of death and hell 

descending : 

This might have been, had stout Clare- 
market mobsters 
With cleavers arm'd, outmarch'd St. James's 

lobsters ; 
Numsculls they'd split, to furnish other 

revels, 
And make a calves-head feast for worms 

and devils. 



British Chronologist, 177. 



* Gents. Mag .and Brit. Chron. 



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CalfaesJ^eatr Club m ^ufibOt Street, 173 1. 



There is a print entitled " The true 
Effigies of the Members of the Calves- 
head Club, held on the 30th of January, 
1734, in Suffolk Street, in the County of 
Middlesex/' This date is the year before 
that of the disturbance related, and as re- 
gards the company, the health drinking, 
huzzaing, a calf's" head in a napkin, a 
bonfire, and the mob, the scene is the 
same ; with this addition, that there is a 
person in a mask with an axe in his hand. 
The engraving above is from this print. 



On a work entitled the " History of 
the Calves-head Club/' little reliance is 
to be placed for authenticity. It appears, 
however, that their toasts were of this de- 
scription : " The pious memory of Oliver 
Cromwell." " Damn n to the race of the 
Stuarts." "The glorious year 1648." 
" The man in the mask, &c/' Tt will be 
remembered that the executioner of 
Charles I. wore a mask. 



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Oranges and Bells. 

A literary hand at Newark is so oblig- 
ing as to send the communication annexed, 
for which, in behalf of the reader, the edi- 
tor offers his sincere thanks. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 

Sir, Newark, Dec. 1 0, 1 825. 

On the 30th of January, the anniver- 
sary of king Charles's martyrdom, and on 
Shrove Tuesday, we have a custom here, 
which I believe to be singular, having 
never heard of it elsewhere. On those 
days, there are several stalls placed in the 
market-place, (as if for a regular market,) 
having nothing but oranges : you may 
purchase them, but it is rarely the case ; 
but you " raffle'* for them, at least that is 
their expression. You give the owner a 
halfpenny, which entitles you to one 
share ; if a penny, to two, and so on ; and 
when there is a sufficient sum, you begin 
the raffle. A ball nearly round, (about 
the size of a hen's egg,) yet having 
twenty-six square sides, each having a 
number, being one to twenty-six, is given 
you : (some balls may not have so many, 
others more, but I never saw them.) You 
throw the ball down, what I may term, 
the chimney, (which is so made as to 
keep turning the ball as it descends,) and 
it falls on a flat board with a ledge, to 
keep it from falling off, and when it stops 
you look at the number. Suppose it was 
twelve, the owner of the stall uses this ex- 
pression, "Twelve is the highest, and one 
gone." Then another throws ; if his is a 
lesser number, they say, " Twelve is the 
highest, and two gone ;" if a higher num- 
Der, they call accordingly. The highest 
number takes oranges to the amount of all 
the money on the board. When they 
first begin, a halfpenny is put down, then 
they call " One, and who makes two ?" 
\vhen another is put down, it is "Two, 
and who makes three ?" and so on. At 
night the practice is kept up at their own 
houses till late hours; and others go to the 
inns and public-houses to see what they 
can do there. 

Also eveiy day, at six in the morning, 
and night, at eight o'clock, we have a bell 
rung for about a quarter of an hour : it is 
termed six o'clock and eight o'clock bell. 
On saint days, Saturdays, and Sundays, 
the time is altered to seven o'clock in the 
morning, and to seven o'clock at night, 
with an additional ringing at one o'clock 

VOL. TL 58. 



at noon. Again, at eight o'clock v>n Sun- 
day morning, all the bells are tolled round 
for a quarter of an hour. 

I have mentioned the above, that, if 
they come within the notice of the Every- 
Day Book, you would give them inser- 
tion, and, if possible, account for their 
origin. 

Whilst on the subject of " bells," per- 
haps you can mention how " hand bells 
came into the church, and for what pur- 
pose." We have a set in this church* 
I am, &c. 

H. H. N. N. 



The editor will be glad to receive eluci- 
dations of either of these usages. 

Accounts of local customs are paiticu- 
larly solicited from readers of the Every- 
Day Book in every part of the country. 



To the notice of this day in the Per- 
ennial Calendar, the following stanzas 
are subjoined by Dr. Forster. They are 
evident " developments" of phrenological 
thought. 

VERSES ON A SKULL 

In a church-yard. 

O empty vault of former glory ! 

Whate'er thou wert in time of old. 
Thy surface tells thy living story, 

Tho' now so hoJ)o\v, dead, and cold , 
For in thy form is yet descried 

The traces left of young desire ; 
The Painter's art, the Statesman's pride, 

The Muse's song, the Poet's fire ; 
But these, forsooth, now seem to be 
Mere lumps ou thy periphery. 

Dear Nature, constant in her laws, 

Hath mark'd each mental operation, 
She ev'ry feeling's limit draws 

On all the heads throughout the nation, 
That there might no deception be ; 

And he who kens her tokens well, 
Hears tongues which every where agree 

In language that no lies can tell 
Courage Deceit Destruction Theft 
Have traces on the skullcap left. 

But through all Nature s constancy 
An awful change of form is seen, 

Two forms are not which quite agree, 
None is replaced that o.ice hath been ; 



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Endless variety in all, 

From Fly to Man, Creation's pride, 
Each shows his proper form to fall 

Eftsoons in time's o'erwhelming tide, 
And mutability goes on 
With ceaseless combination. 



Tis thine to teach with magic power 

Those who still bend life's fragile stem, 
To suck the sweets of every flower, 

Before the sun shall set to them ; 
Calm the contending passions dire, 

Which on thy surface I descry, 
Like water struggling with the fire 

In combat, which of them shall die ; 
Thus is the soul in Fury's car, 
A type of Hell's intestine war. 

Old wall of man's most noble par , 

While now I trace with trembling hand 
Thy sentiments, how oft I start, 

Dismay'd at such a jarring band ! 
Man, with discordant frenzy fraught, 

Seems either madman, fool, or knave ; 
To try to live is all he's taught 

To 'scape her foot who nought doth save 
In life's proud race ; (unknown our goal) 
To strive against a kindred soul. 

These various organs show the place 

Where Friendship lov'd, where Passion 

glow'd, 
Where Veneration grew in grace, 

Where justice swayed, where man was 

proud 
Whence Wit its slippery sallies threw 

On Vanity, thereby defeated ; 
Where Hope's imaginary view 

Of things to come (fond fool) is seated ; 
Where Circumspection made us fear, 
Mid gleams of joy some danger near. 



Here fair Benevolence doth grow 
In forehead high here Imitation 

Adorns the stage, where on the Brow 
Are Sound, and Color's legislation. 



Here doth Appropriation try, 

By help of Secrecy, to gain 
A store of wealth, against we die, 

For heirs to dissipate again. 
Cause and Comparison here show, 

The use of every thing we know. 

But here that fiend of fiends doth dwell, 

While Ideality unshaken 
By facts or theory, whose spell 

Maddens the soul and fires our beacon. 
Whom memory tortures, love deludes, 

Whom circumspection fills with dread, 
On every organ he obtrudes, 

Until Destruction o'er his head 
Impends ; then mad with luckless strife, 
He volunteers the loss of life. 

And canst thou teach to future man 

The way his evils to repair 
Say, O momento, of the span 

Of mortal life ? For if the care 
Of truth to science be not given, 

(From whom no treachery it can sever,} 
There's no dependance under heaven 

That error may not reign for ever. 
May future heads more learning cull 
From thee, when my own head's a skull. 



There is a parish game in Scotland, at 
this season of theyear,when the waters are 
frozen and can bear practitioners in the di- 
version. It prevails, likewise, in North- 
umberland, and other northern parts of 
south Britain ; yet, nowhere, perhaps, is 
it so federalized as among the descend- 
ants of those who "ha' wi' Wallace 
bled." This sport, called curling, is de- 
scribed by the georgical poet, and will 
be better apprehended by being related 
in his numbers : it being premised that 
the time agreed on, or the appointment 
for playing it, is called the tryst ; the 
match is called the bonspiel ; the boundary 
marks for the play are called the tees ; 
and the stones used are called coits, 
or quoits, or coiting, or quoiting-stones. 



Now rival parishes, and shrievedoms, keep, 
On upland lochs, the long-expected tryst 
To play their yearly bonspiel. Aged men, 
Smit with the eagerness of youth, are there, 
While love of conquest lights their beamless eyes, 
New-nerves their arms, and makes them young once more. 

The sides when ranged, the distance meted out, 
And duly traced the tees, some younger hand 
Begins, with throbbing heart, and far o'ershoots, 
Or sideward leaves, the mark : in vain he bends 
His waist, and winds his hand, as if it still 
Retained the power to guide the devious stone, 



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Which, onward hurling, makes the circling groupe 
Quick start aside, to shun its reckless force. 
But more and still more skilful arms succeed, 
And near and nearer still around the tee, 
This side, now that, approaches ; till at last, 
Two, seeming equidistant, straws, or twigs, 
Decide as umpires 'tween contending coits. 

Keen, keener still, as life itself were staked, 
Kindles the friendly strife : one points the line 
To him who, poising, aims and aims again ; 
Another runs and sweeps where nothing lies. 
Success alternately, from side to side. 
Changes ; and quick the hours un-noted fly, 
Till light begins to fail, and deep below, 
The player, as he stoops to lift his coit, 
Sees, half incredulous, the rising moon. 
But now the final, the decisive spell 
Begins ; near and more near the sounding stones, 
Some winding in, some bearing straight along, 
Crowd justling all around the mark, while one, 
Just slightly touching, victory depends 
Upon the final aim : long swings the stone. 
Then with full force, careering furious on, 
Rattling it strikes aside both friend and foe, 
Maintains its course, and takes the victor's place. 
The social meal succeeds, and social glass ; 
In words the fight renewed is fought again, 
While festive mirth forgets the winged hours. 
Some quit betimes the scene, and find that home 
Is still the place where genuine pleasure dwells, 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 36 85. 



Sfanuarp 31. 

King George IV, proclaimed. Holiday 
at the Exchequer. 

Wakes. 

A newspaper of this day,* in the year 
1821, relates the following" anecdote : 

All through Ireland the ceremonial of 
wakes and funerals is most punctually at- 
tended to, and it requires some sfavoir 
faire to carry through the arrangement in 
a masterly manner. A great adept at the 
business, who had been the prime ma- 
nager at all the wakes in the neighbour- 
hood for many years, was at last called 
away from the death-beds of his friends 
to his own. Shortly before he died he 
gave minute directions to his people as to 

* New Times. 



the mode of waking him in proper style. 
" Recollect," says he, " to put three can- 
dles at the head of the bed, after you lay 
me out, and two at the foot, and one at 
each side. Mind now, and put a plate 
with the salt on it just a top of my breast. 
And, do you hear ? have plenty of tobacco 
and pipes enough ; and remember to make 
the punch strong. And but what the 
devil is the use of talking to you ? sure I 
know you'll be sure to botch it, as I won't 
be there myself." 

MR. JOHN BULL, an artist, with poeti- 
cal powers exemplified in the first vo- 
lume* by a citation from his poem enti- 
tled " The Museum," which deserves to be 
better known, favours the Every-Day 
Book with the following original lines. 
The conflict between the cross and the 
crescent, renders the communication pe- 
culiarly interesting to those who indulge 
a hope that the struggle will terminate in 
the liberation of Greece from " worse than 
Egyptian bondage." 

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THE RAINBOW IN GREECE. 

By Mr. John Bull. 

Arch of peace ' the firmament 

Hath not a form more fair 
Than thine, thus beautifully bent 

Upon the lighten'd air. 

Well might the wondrous bards of yore 

Of thee so sweetly sing ; 
Thy fair foot on their lovely shore 

Returning with the spring ! 

An angel's form to thee they gave, 

Celestial feign'd thy birth, 
Saw thee now span the light green wave, 

And now the greener earth. 

Yet then, where'er thy smile was seen 

On land, or billowy main, 
Thou seem'd to watch, with look serene, 

O'er Freedom's glorious reign. 

Thy brilliant arch, around the sky, 

The nurse of hope appear'd, 
Sweet as the light of liberty, 

Wherewith their souls were cheer'd ! 

But ah ! if thou, when Greece was young, 

Didst visit realms above ; 
Go and return, as minstrels sung 

A messenger of love : 

What tale, in heaven, hast thou to tell, 

Of tyrants and their slaves 
Despots, and soul-bound men that dwell 

Without their fathers' graves ! 

Oh ! when they see thy beauteous bow, 

Surround their ancient skies, 
Do not the Grecian warriors know, 

Tis then their hour to rise 1 

Let them unsheath the daring sword, 

And, pointing up to thee, 
Speak to their men one fiery word, 

And march to set them free 

Upon thino arch of hope they'd glance, 
And say, " The storm is o'er I 

" The clouds are breaking off advance, 
" We will be slaves no more !" 



repre- 



The "Mirror of the Months" 
ents of the coming month, that 

" Now the Christmas holidays are 3ver, 
and all the snow in Russia could not 
make the first Monday in this month look 
any other than black, in the home-loving 
eyes of little schoolboys ; and the streets 
of London are once more evacuated of 
h: 
but 

heard, and sorrowful faces seen to issue 
from sundry post-chaises that carry six- 
teen inside, exclusive of cakes and boxes; 



lappy wondering faces, that look any way 
)ut straight before them ; and sobs are 



and theatres are no longer conscious or 
unconscious dclats de rire, but the whole 
audience is like Mr. Wordsworth's cloud, 
" which moveth altogether, if it move 
at all." 

In the gardens of our habitations, and 
the immense tracts that provide great 
cities with the products of the earth, the 
cultivator seizes the first opportunity to 
prepare and dress the bosom of our com- 
mon mother. " Hard frosts, if they come 
at all, are followed by sudden thaws; 
and now, therefore, if ever, the mysterious 
old song of our school days stands a 
chance of being verified, which sings of 
* Three children sliding on the ice, 

All on a summer's day !' 
Now the labour of the husbandman re- 
commences ; and it is pleasant to watch 
(from your library-window) the plough- 
team moving almost imperceptibly along, 
upon the distant upland that the bare 
trees have disclosed to you. Nature is 
as busy as ever, if not openly and ob- 
viously, secretly, and in the hearts of her 
sweet subjects the flowers ; stirring them 
up to that rich rivalry of beauty which is 
to greet the first footsteps of spring, and 
teaching them to prepare themselves for 
her advent, as young maidens prepare, 
months beforehand, for the marriage fes- 
tival of some dear friend. If the flowers 
think and feel (and he who dares to say 
that they do not is either a fool or a phi- 
losopher let him choose between the 
imputations !) if the flowers think and 
feel, what a commotion must be working 
within their silent hearts, when the pi- 
nions of winter begin to grow, and indi- 
cate that he is at least meditating his 
flight Then do they, too, begin to 
meditate on May-day, and think on the 
delight with which they shall once more 
breathe the fresh air, when they have 
leave to escape from their subterranean 
prisons ; for now, towards the latter end 
of this month, they are all of them at 
least awake from their winter slumbers, 
and most are busily working at their gay 
toilets, and weaving their fantastic robes, 
and shaping their trim forms, and distil- 
ling their rich essences, and, in short, 
getting ready in all things, that they may 
be duly prepared to join the bright pro- 
cession of beauty that is to greet and 
glorify the annual coming on of their 
sovereign lady, the spring. It is true 
none of all this can be seen. But what 
a race should we be, if we kne^v and 



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cared to know of nothing, but what we 
can see and prove ! " " 

* Mirror of the Months. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 35. 




FEBRUARY. 

When, in the zodiac, the Fish wheel round, 

They loose the floods, and irrigate the grouud. 

Then, husbandmen resume their wonted toil, 

Yoke their strong steers, and plough the yielding soil 

Then prudent gard'ners seize the happy time, 

To dig and trench, and prune for shoots to climb, 

Inspect their borders, mark the silent birth 

Of plants, successive, from the teeming earth, 

Watch the young nurslings with paternal care, 

Apd hope for "growing weather" all the year. 

Yet February's suns uncertain shine, 

*ov rain and frost alternately combine 

To stop the plough, with sudden wintry storms 

/nd, often, fearful violence the month deforms 



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jftbruarp l. 

Flowers 

A good garden in a sunny day, at the 
commencement of this month, has many 
delightful appearances to a lover of na- 
ture, and issues promises of further gra- 
tification. It is, however, in ball-rooms 
and theatres that many of the sex, to 
whose innocence and beauty the lily is 
likened, resort for amusement, and see or 
wear the mimic forms of floral loveliness. 
Yet this approach to nature, though at 
an awful distance, is to be hailed as 
an impulse of her own powerful working 
in the very heart of fashion ; and it has 
this advantage, that it supplies means of 
existence to industry, and urges ingenuity 
to further endeavour. Artificial wants 
are rapidly supplied by the necessity of 
providing for real ones; and the weal- 
thy accept drafts upon conditions which 



indigence prescribes, till it becomes 
lifted above poverty to independence. 

The manufacture of artificial flowers is 
not wholly unknown in England, but our 
neighbours, the French, eclipse us in the 
accuracy and variety of their imitations. 
Watering-places abound with these won- 
ders of their work-people, and in the me- 
tropolis there are depots, from whence 
dress-makers and milliners are supplied 
by wholesale. 

The annexed literal copy of a French 
flower-maker's card, circulated during the 
summer of 1822 among the London 
shopkeepers, is a whimsical specimen of 
self-sufficiency, and may save some learn- 
ers of French from an overweening confi- 
dence in their acquisition of that language, 
which, were it displayed in Paris, would 
be as whimsical in that metropolis as this 
English is in ours. 



M. MARLOTEAU et O. 

Manufacturers from Paris , 

37, MONTMORENCY-STREET, 

To London 14 Broad street , Oxford street. 

Acquaint the Trade in general, that they have just established in LONDON. 

A Warhouse for FRENCH FLOWERS , for each Season , feathar from 
hat ladies of their own Manufacture elegant fans of the NEWEST TASTE. 

And of Manufactures of PARIS , complette sets ornaments for 'balls , snuff ( 
boxes scale gold and silver , boxes toilette , ribbons and embroidered , hat 
et cap , from Ladies of the newest Taste , China , all sorts , etc. 

He commit generally the articles from Paris , Manufacturers. 

And send in all BRITISH CITY. 
Attandance from Nine o'Clock in the Morning till five in the Afternoon. 



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NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature . . .39 70. 

jfdbruarj) 2. 

Purification, or Candlemas. 1826. Holi- 
day at the Public Offices. 
This day, the festival of "the Purifica- 
tion of the Blessed Virgin Mary," is some- 
times called Christ's Presentation, the 
Holiday of St Simeon, and The Wives' 
Feast. An account of its origin and cele- 
bration is in vol. i: p. 199. A beautiful 
composition in honour of the Virgin is 
added as a grace to these columns. 
Portuguese Hymn. 

TO THE VIRGIN MARY. 

By John Leyden. 
Star of the wide and pathless sea, 

Who lov'st on mariners to shine, 
These votive garments wet to thee, 

We hang within thy holy shrine. 

When o'er us flushed the surging brine, 
Amid the warring waters tost, 

We called no other name but thine, 
And hoped, when other hope was lost, 

Ave Maris Stella ! 
Star of the vast and howling main, 

When dark and lone is all the sky, 
And mountain- waves o'er ocean's plain 

Erect their stormy heads on high ; 

When virgins for their true loves sigh, 
And raise their weeping eyes to thee, 

The star of Ocean heeds their cry, 
And saves the foundering bark at sea. 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of the dark and stormy sea, 

When wrecking tempests round us rave, 
Thy gentle virgin form we see 

Bright rising o'er the hoary wave. 

The howling storms that seem to crave 
Their victims, sink in music sweet, 

The surging seas recede to pave 
The path beneath thy glistening feet, 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of tne desert waters wild, 

Who pitying hears the seaman's cry, 
The God of mercy, as a child, 

On that chaste bosom loves to lie ; 

While soft the chorus of the sky 
Their hymns of tender mercy sing, 

And angel voices name on high 
The mother of the heavenly king, 

Ave Maris Stella! 
Star of the deep ! at that blest name 

The waves sleep silent round the keel, 
The tempests wild their fury tame 

That made the deep's foundations reel : 

The soft celestial accents steal 
So soothing through the realms of woe, 
* # '# * * 

Ave Maris Stella ! 



Star of the mild and placid seas, 

Whom rainbow rays of mercy crown, 

Whose name thy faithful Portuguese 
O'er all that to the depths go down, 
With hymns of grateful transport own , 

When gathering clouds obscure their light 
And heaven assumes an awful frown. 

The star of Ocean glitters bright, 
Ave Maris Stella ! 

Star of the deep ! when angel lyres 

To hymn thy holy name essay, 
In vain a mortal harp aspires 

To mingle in the mighty lay ! 

Mother of God ! one living ray 
Of hope our grateful bosoms fires 

When storms and tempests pass away, 
To join the bright immortal quires. 
Ave Maris Stella ! 



On Candlemas-day, 1734, there was a 
grand entertainment for the judges, ser- 
geants, &c. in the Temple-hall. The lord 
chancellor, the earl of Macclesfield, the 
bishop of Bangor, together with other 
distinguished persons, were present, and 
the prince of Wales attended incog. At 
night the comedy of " Love for Love " 
was acted by the company of his Majesty's 
revels from the Haymarket theatre, who 
received a present of 507. from the so- 
cieties of the Temple. The judges, ac- 
cording to an ancient custom, danced 
" round the coal fire," singing an old 
French song.* 

THE COAL AND THE DIAMOND 

A Fable for Cold Weather, 
A coal was hid beneath the grate, 
(Tis often modest merit's fate,) 

'Twas small, and so, perhaps, forgotten ; 
Whilst in the room, and near in size, 

Ir a fine casket lined with cotton, 
In pomp and state, a diamond lies. 

" So, little gentleman in black," 
The brilliant spark in anger cried, 

" I hear, in philosophic clack, 
Our families are close allied ; 

But know, the splendour of my hue, 
ExcelPd by nothing in existence, 

Should teach such little folks as you 
To keep a more respectful distance." 

At these reflections on his name, 

The coal soon redden'd to a flame ; 

Of his own real use aware, 

He only answer'd with a sneer 

" I scorn your taunts, good bishop Blaae, 

And envy not your charms divine ; 
For know, 1 boast a double praise, 

As I can warm as well as shine." 

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She was in prison, as you see, 

All in a cave of snow ; 
And she could not relieved be, 

Though she was frozen so. 

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For she was all froze in with frost, 

Eight days and nights, poor soul ! 
Rut when they gave her up for lost, 

They found her down the hole. 

A h, well-a-day ' MS. Ballad. 



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. On Saturday, the 2d of February, 1799, 
Elizabeth Woodcock, aged forty-two years, 
went on horseback from Impington to 
Cambridge ; on her return, between six 
and seven o'clock in the evening, being 
about half a mile from her own home, 
her horse started at a sudden light, pro- 
bably from a meteor, which, at this season 
of the year, frequently happens. She 
exclaimed, " Good God ! what can this 
be?'' It was a very inclement, stormy 
night; a bleak wind blew boisterously 
from the N. E. ; the ground was covered 
by great quantities of snow that had fallen 
during the day. Many of the deepest 
ditches were filled up, whilst in the open 
fields there was but a thin covering ; but 
in roads and lanes, and in narrow and 
enclosed parts, it had so accumulated as 
to retard the traveller. The horse ran 
backwards to the brink of a ditcb, and 
fearing lest the animal should plunge 
into it, she dismounted, intending to lead 
the animal home ; but he started again, 
and broke from her. She attempted to 
regain the bridle; but the horse turned 
suddenly out of the road, over a common 
field, and she followed him. Having lost 
one of her shoes in the snow, and wearied 
by the exertion she had made, and by a 
heavy basket on her arm, her pursuit of 
the horse was greatly impeded ; she how- 
ever persisted, and having overtaken him 
about a quarter of a mile from whence 
she alighted, she gained the bridle, and 
made another attempt to lead him home. 
But on retracing her steps to a thicket 
contiguous to the road, she became so 
much fatigued, and her left foot, which 
was without a shoe, was so much be- 
numbed, that she was unable to proceed 
farther. Sitting down upon the ground 
in this state, and letting go the bridle, 
" Tinker," she said, calling the horse by 
his name, " I am too much tired to go 
any farther; you must go home without 
me :" and exclaimed, " Lord have mercy 
upon me! what will become of me?" 
The ground on which she sat was upon a 
jevel with the common field, close under 
the thicket on the south-west. She well 
knew its situation, and its distance from 
her own house. There was then only a 
small quantity of snow drifted near her; 
but it accumulated so rapidly, that when 



Chesterton bell rang at eight o'clock, she 
was completely hemmed in by it. The 
depth of the snow in which she was en- 
veloped was about six feet in a perpen- 
dicular direction, and over her head be- 
tween two and three. She was incapable 
of any effectual attempt to extricate her- 
self, and, in addition to her fatigue and 
cold, her clothes were stiffened by the 
frost; and therefore, resigning herself to 
the necessity of her situation, she sat 
awaiting the dawn of the following day. 
To the best of her recollection, she slept 
very little during the night. In the 
morning, observing before her a circular 
hole in the snow, about two feet in length, 
and half a foot in diameter, running 
obliquely upwards, she broke off a branch 
of a bush which was close to her, and 
with it thrust her handkerchief through 
the hole, and hung it, as a signal of dis- 
tress, upon one of the uppermost twigs 
that remained uncovered. She bethought 
herself that the change of the moon was 
near, and having an almanac in her 
pocket, took it out, though with great 
difficulty, and found that there would be 
a new moon the next day, February the 
4th. Her difficulty in getting the alma- 
nac from her pocket arose, in a great 
measure, from the stiffness of her frozen 
clothes ; the trouble, however, was com- 
pensated by the consolation which the 
prospect of so near a change in her favour 
afforded. Here, however, she remained 
day after day, and night after night, per- 
fectly distinguishing the alterations of day 
and night, hearing the bells of her own 
and the neighbouring villages, particularly 
that of Chesterton, which was about two 
miles distant from the spot, and rung in 
winter time at eight in the evening and 
four in the morning, Sundays excepted ; 
she was sensible to the sound of carriages 
upon the road, the bleating of sheep and 
lambs, and the barking of dogs. One 
day she overheard a conversation between 
two gipsies, relative to an ass they had 
lost. She recollected having pulled out 
her snuff-box, and taken two pinches of 
snuff, but felt so little gratification from 
it, that she never repeated it. Possibly, 
the cold might have so far blunted her 
powers of sensation, that the snuff no 
longer retained its stimulus. Finding her 



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left hand beginning to swell, in conse- 
quence of her reclining on that arm, she 
took two rings, the tokens of her nuptial 
vows twice pledged, t'rom her finger, and 
put them, together with a little money 
from her pocket, into a small box, judging 
that, should she not be found alive, the 
rings and money, being thus deposited, 
were less likely to be overlooked by the 
discoverers of her breathless corpse. She 
frequently shouted, in hopes that her vo- 
ciferations might reach any that chanced 
to pass, but the snow prevented the trans- 
mission of her voice. The gipsies, who 
approached her nearer than any other 
persons, were not sensible of any sound, 
though she particularly endeavoured to 
attract their attention. A thaw took place 
on the Friday after the commencement of 
her misfortunes ; she felt uncommonly 
faint and languid ; her clothes were 
wetted quite through by the melted snow ; 
the aperture before mentioned became 
considerably enlarged, and she attempted 
to make an effort to release herself; but 
her strength was too much impaired ; her 
feet and legs were no longer obedient to 
her will, and her clothes were become 
much heavier by the water which 
they had imbibed. She now, for the first 
time, began to despair of being discovered 
alive ; and declared, that, all things con- 
sidered, she could not have survived 
twenty-four hours longer This was 
the morning of her emancipation. The 
apartment or cave of snow formed around 
her was sufficiently large to afford her 
space to move herself about three or four 
inches in any direction, but not to stand 
upright, it being only about three feet 
and a half in height, and about two in 
the broadest part. Her sufferings had 
now increased ; she sat with one of her 
hands spread over her face, and fetched 
very deep sighs ; her breath was short 
and difficult, and symptoms of approach- 
ing dissolution became hourly more appa- 
rent. On that day, Sunday, the 10th of 
February, Joseph Muncey, a young 
farmer, in his way home from Cambridge, 
about half-past twelve o'clock, passed 
very near the spot where the woman was. 
Her handkerchief, hanging upon the twigs, 
where she had suspended it, caught his 
eye ; he walked up to the place, and saw 
the opening in the snow, and heard a 
sound issue from it similar to that of 
a person "breathing hard and with diffi- 
culty. He looked in, and saw the woman 
who had been so long missing. He did 



not speak to her, but, seeing another 
young farmer and a shepherd at a little 
distance, communicated to them the dis- 
covery he had made ; upon which, though 
they scarcely credited his report, they 
went to the spot. The shepherd called 
out, " Are you there, Elizabeth Wood- 
cock ?" She replied, in a faint and feeble 
accent, " Dear John Stittle, I know your 
voice ; for God's sake, help me out of 
this place !" Stittle immediately made his 
way through the snow till he was able to 
reach her; she eagerly grasped his hand, 
and implored him not to leave her. " I 
have been here a long time," she observed. 
" Yes," answered the man, " ever since 
Saturday." " Ay, Saturday week," 
she replied ; " I have heard the bells 
go two Sundays for church." Her hus- 
band was immediately acquainted with 
the discovery, and proper means were 
taken for conveying her home. Her hus- 
band and some neighbours brought a 
horse and chaise-cart, with blankets to 
wrap her in. The snow being somewhat 
cleared away, she asked for a piece of bis- 
cuit and a small quantity of brandy, from 
taking which she found herself greatly re- 
cruited. As a person took her up to put 
her into the chaise, the stocking of the left 
leg, adhering to the ground, came off, and 
she fainted. Nature was greatly exhaust- 
ed, and the motion, added to the sight of 
her husband and neighbours,was too much 
for her strength and spirits. When she 
recovered, she was laid gently in the car- 
riage, covered well over with the blankets, 
and conveyed without delay to her own 
house. 

It appears that when the horse came 
home, her husband and another person 
set out on the road with a lantern, and 
went quite to Cambridge, where they only 
learnt that she left the inn at six that 
evening. They explored the road afresh 
that night, and for four succeeding days, 
and searched the huts of the gipsies, whom 
they suspected might have robbed and 
murdered her, till she was unexpectedly 
discovered in the manner already men- 
tioned. 

Mr. Okes, a surgeon, first saw her in 
the cart, as she was removing home. She 
spoke to him with a voice tolerably 
strong, but rather hoarse ; her hands and 
arms were sodden, but not very cold 
though her legs and feet were. She was 
put to bed, and weak broth given her oc- 
casionally. From the time of her being 
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she had not slept till Friday the 8th. 
The hurry of spirits, occasioned by too 
many visitors, rendered her feverish ; and 
hw feet were found to be completely 
mortified. The cold had extended its vio- 
lent effects from the end of the toes to the 
middle of the instep, including more than 
an inch above the heels, and all the bot- 
tom of the feet, insomuch, that she lost all 
her toes with the integuments from the 
bottom of one foot. Her life was saved, 
but the mutilated state in which she was 
left, without even a chance of ever being 
able to attend to the duties of her family, 
was almost worse than death itself. She 
lingered until the 13th of July, 1799, 
when she expired, after a lapse of five 
months from the period of her discovery. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 37. 




St. Blaise. 

These two Romish festivals are still 
retained in the church of England ca- 
lendar. 

Of St. Blaise's festival there is an ac- 
count in vol. i. p. 207. 



WITCHCRAFT* 

The necessity for instruction is power- 
fully exemplified by the following narra- 
tive. Some who reflect upon it, and dis- 
cover that there are other and worse 
consequences to be apprehended from ig- 
norance than those related below, will 
consult their own safety, by providing 
education for the children of labouring 
people, and influencing their attendance 
where they may gain the means of dis- 
tinguishing right from wrong. 

In February, 1808, at Great Paxton, in 
Huntingdonshire, Alice Brown, crossing 
the ice on the river Ouse, fell into the 
water, and narrowly escaped drowning, 
in the sight of her friend, Fanny Amey, a 
poor epileptic girl, who, in great terror, 
witnessed the accident. Alice arrived at 
her father's house shivering with cold, 
and, probably from sympathetic affection, 
was herself seized with epilepsy. The fits 
returning frequently, she became emaci- 
ated, and incapable of labour. In April 
following, the rev. Isaac Nicholson, curate 
of the parish, inquiring after her health, 
was astonished by her brother informing 
him that her fits and debility were the 



effect of witchcraft. " She is under an 
evil tongue," said the youth. " As sure 
as you are alive, sir," continued a stand er- 
by, " she is bewitched, and so are two 
other young girls that live near her." 
The boor related, that at the town he 
came from in Bedfordshire, a man had 
been exactly in the same way ; but, by a 
charm, he discovered the witch to be an 
old woman in the same parish, and that 
her reign would soon be over ; which 
happened accordingly, for she died in 
a few days, and the man recovered. 
" Thomas Brown tried this charm last 
night for his daughter, but it did not suc- 
ceed according to our wishes ; so they 
have not at present found out who it is 
that does all the mischief." 

Mr. Nicholson was greatly shocked 
at the general opinion of the peo- 
ple that Alice Brown, Fanny Amey, 
and Mary Fox were certainly bewitched 
by some person who had bought a fami- 
liar or an evil spirit of the devil at the 
expense of the buyer's soul, and that 
various charms had been tried to discover 
who the buyer was. It was utterly out 
of his power to remove or diminish the 
impressions of his parishioners as to the 
enchantment ; and on the following Sun- 
day, a few minutes before he went to 
church, Ann Izzard, a poor woman about 
sixty years old, little, but riot ill-looking, 
the mother of eight children, five of whom 
were living, requested leave to speak to 
him. In tears and greatly agitated, she 
told him her neighbours pretended, that, 
by means of certain charms, they had dis- 
covered that she was the witch. She said 
they abused her children, and by their 
violent threats frightened her so much 
that she frequently dropped down to the 
ground in fainting-fits. She concluded 
by asserting her innocence in these words : 
" I am not a witch, and am willing to 
prove it by being weighed against the 
church bible." After the sermon, he ad- 
dressed his flock on the folly of their opi- 
nions, and fatal consequences of brooding 
over them. It appears, however, that his 
arguments, explanations, and remon- 
strances were in vain. On Thursday, the 
5th of May, Ann Izzard was at St. Neot's 
market, and her son, about sixteen years 
old, was sent there by his master for a 
load of corn : his mother and another 
woman, a shopkeeper in the parish, ac- 
companied him home ; but, contrary to 
the mother's advice, the woman put a 
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One of the horses, in going down hill, 
became restive, and overturned the cart ; 
and by this accident the grocery was 
much damaged. Because Ann Izzard had 
advised her neighbour against putting it 
in the cart, she charged her with upsetting 
it by the black art, on purpose to spoil 
the goods. In an hour, the whole village 
was in an uproar. " She has just over- 
turned a loaded cart with as much ease as 
if it had been a spinning-wheel : this is posi- 
tive proof; it speaks for itself; she is the 
person that does all the mischief; and if 
something is not done to put a stop to 
her baseness, there will be no living in 
the place.'' As it grew dark, on the fol- 
lowing Sunday, these brutal creatures as- 
sembled together, and at ten o'clock, 
taking with them the young women sup- 
posed to be bewitched, they proceeded to 
Wright Izzard's cottage, which stood in a 
solitary soot at some distance from the 
body 01 tne village; they broke into the poor 
man's house, dragged his wife naked from 
her bed into the yard, dashed her head 
against the large stones of the causeway, 
tore her arms with pins, and beat her on 
the face, breast, and stomach with the 
wooden bar of the door. When the mob 
had dispersed, the abused and helpless 
woman crawled into her dwelling, put her 
clothes on, and went to the constable,who 
said he could not protect her for he had 
not been sworn in. One Alice Russell, 
a compassionate widow, unlocked her 
door to her at the first call, comforted her, 
bound up her wounds, and put her to bed. 
In the evening of the next day she was 
again dragged forth and her arms torn till 
they streamed afresh with blood. Alive 
the following morning, and apparently 
likely to survive this attack also, her ene- 
mies resolved to duck her as soon as the 
labour of the day was over. On hearing this 
she fled to Little Paxton, and hastily took 
refuge in the house of Mr. Nicholson,who 
effectually secured her from the cruelty of 
his ignorant flock, and had the mortifica- 
tion to learn that his own neighbours 
condemned him for " harbouring such a 
wretch." 

The kindness and affection of the 
widow Russel were the means of short- 
ening her days. The infatuated popu- 
lace cried, " The protectors of a witch 
are just as bad as the witch, and deserve 
the same treatment." She neither ate 
nor slept again from anxiety and fear; but 
died a martyr to her humanity in twelve 
days after her home became the asylum, 



for a few hours, of the unhappy Alk-e 
Izzard. 

At the Huntingdon resizes in the 
August following, true bills of indictment 
were found by the grand jury against 
nine of these ignorant, infuriated wretches, 
for assaults on Wright Izzard and Ann 
Izzard, which were traversed to the fol- 
lowing assizes.* It does not appear how 
they were disposed of. 



Captain Burt, an officer of engineers, 
who, about the year 1730, was sent into 
the north of Scotland on government ser- 
vice, relates the following particulars of 
an interview between himself and a mi- 
nister, whom he met at the house of a 
nobleman. 

Witchcraft. 

After the minister had said a good deal 
concerning the wickedness of such a dia- 
bolical practice as sorcery ; and that I, in 
my turn, had declared my opinion of it, 
which you knew many years ago ; he un- 
dertook to convince me of the reality of 
it by an example, which is as follows : 

A certain Highland laird had found 
himself at several times deprived of some 
part of his wine, and having as often ex- 
amined his servants about it, and none of 
them confessing, but all denying it with 
asseverations, he was induced to conclude 
they were innocent. 

The next thing to consider was, how 
this could happen. Rats there were none 
to father the theft. Those, you know, ac- 
cording to your philosophical next-door 
neighbour, might have drawn out the 
corks with their teeth, and then put in 
their tails, which, being long and sponge- 
ous, would imbibe a good quantity of 
liquor. This they might suck out again, 
and so on, till they had emptied as many 
bottles as were sufficient for their num- 
bers and the strength of their heads. But 
to be more serious : I say there was no 
suspicion of rats, and it was concluded it 
could be done by none but witches. 

Here the new inquisition was set on 
foot, and who they were was the question ; 
but how should that be discovered ? To 
go the shortest way to work, the laird 
made choice of one night, and an hour 
when he thought it might be watering- 
time with the hags ; and went to his cellar 



* Sermon against Witchcraft, preached at Great 
Paxton, July 17, 1808, by the Rev. I. Mchol^on 
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without a light, the better to surprise 
them. Then, with his naked broad- 
sword in his hand, he suddenly opened 
the door, and shut it after him, and fell to 
cutting and slashing all round about him, 
till, at last, by an opposition to the edge 
of his sword, he concluded he had at least 
wounded one of them. But I should 
have told you, that although the place was 
very dark, yet he made no doubt, by the 
glare and flashes of their eyes, that they 
were cats ; but, upon the appearance of a 
candle, they were all vanished, and only 
some blood left upon the floor. I cannot 
forbear to hint in this place at Don 
Quixote's battle with the borachios of 
wine. 

There was an old woman, that lived 
about two miles from the laird's habita- 
tion, reputed to be a witch : her he 
greatly suspected to be one of the confe- 
deracy, and immediately he hasted away 
to her hut ; and, entering, he found her 
lying upon her bed, and bleeding excess- 
ively. 

This alone was some confirmation of 
the justness of his suspicion ; but casting 
his eye under the bed, there lay her leg 
in its natural form. 

I must confess I was amazed at the 
conclusion of this narration ; but ten times 
more, when, with the most serious air, he 
assured me that he had seen a certificate 
of the truth of it, signed by four ministers 
of that part of the country, and could pro- 
cure me a sight of it in a few days, if I 
had the curiosity to see it. 

When he had finished his story, I used 
all the arguments I was master of, to show 
him the absurdity of supposing that a wo- 
man could be transformed into the shape 
and diminutive substance of a cat; to 
vanish like a flash of fire ; carry her leg 
home with her, &c. : and I told him, that 
if a certificate of the truth of it had been 
signed by every member of the general 
assembly, it would be impossible for me 
(however strong my inclinations were to 
believe) to bring my mind to assent to it. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

As a small matter of use and curiosity, 
I beg to acquaint the readers of the 
Every-Day Book with the means of deter- 
mining the gradual increase of a plant. 

Take a straight piece of wood, of a con- 
venient height ; the upright piece, parked 
A B in the figure, may be divided into as 



many parts as you think fit, in the manner 
of a carpenter's rule : lay across the top 
of this another piece of wood, marked G 
with a small wheel, or pulley, at each end 
thereof, marked C D ; they should be su 
fixed that a fine thread of silk may easily 
run through each of them : at the end ot 
this thread, E, tie a small weight, or poise, 
and tie the other end of the thread, F, to 
the tip-top of the plant, as represented iu 
the figure. 




To find the daily increase of this 
plant, observe to what degree the knot F 
rises every day, at a particular hour, or to 
what degree the ball E descends every 
day. 

This little machine may serve several 
good purposes. By this you will be able 
to judge how much nourishment a plant 
receives in the course of each day, and a 
tolerably just notion may be formed of its 
quality; for moist plants grow quicker 
than dry ones, and the hot and moist 
quicker than the cold and dry. 
I am, sir, 
Your constant reader, 

S. THOMAS. 

January 24th, 1826. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 
Sir, 

Perhaps the following parody of Moore's 
beautiful melody, " Those Evening Bells," 
on p. 143, may be acceptable to your 
readers, at a time like the present, when 
a laugh helps out the spirits against 
matter-of-fact evils. 

I do not think it necessary to avow 
myself as an " authority " for my little 



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communication; many of your readers 
will, no doubt, be able to furnish feeling 
evidence of the truth of the lines. Hoping 
you, sir, may read them without parti- 
cipating in the lively sensibility that the 
author felt, I remain, 

Your admiring reader, 
and regular customer, 
A SMALL BOOKSELLER ! 

City, Jan. 1826. 

" These Christmas Bills /" 

A COMMERCIAL MELODY, 1826. 

These Christmas bills, these Christmas bills, 
How many a thought their number kills 
Of notes and cash, and that sweet time 
When oft' I heard my sovereigns chime. 

Those golden days are past away, 
And many a bill I used to pay 
Sticks on the file, and empty tills 
Contain no cash for Christmas bills. 

And so 'twill be though these are paid, 
More Christmas bills will still be made, 
And other men will fear these ills, 
And curse the name of Christmas bills ! 



COPY OF A LETTER 

Written to a Domestic at Parting. 

The cheerfulness and readiness with 
which you have always served me, has 
made me interested in your welfare, and 
determined me to give you a few words 
of advice before we part. Read this at- 
tentively, and keep it; it may, perhaps, 
be useful. 

Your honesty and principles are, I 
firmly trust, unshaken. Consider them 
as the greatest treasure a human being 
can possess. While this treasure is in 
your possession you can never be hurt, 
let what will happen. You will indeed 
often feel pain and grief, for no human 
being ever was without his share of them ; 
out you can never be long and completely 
miserable but by your own fault. 

If, therefore, you are ever tempted to 
do evil, check the first wicked thought 
that rises in your mind, or else you are 
ruined. For you may look upon this as 
a most certain and infallible truth, that if 
evil thoughts are for a moment encou- 
raged, evil deeds follow : and you need 
not be told, that whoever has lost his 
good conscience is miserable, however he 
may hide it from the world, and whatever 
wealth and pleasures he may enjoy. 

And you may also rely upon this, that 
the most miserable among the virtuous is 



infinitely happier than the happiest of the 
wicked. 

The consequence I wish you to draw 
from all this is, never to do any thing ex- 
cept what you certainly know to be right ; 
for if you doubt about the lawfulness ot 
any thing, it is a sign that it ought not to 
be done. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 40 32. 

jfefiruarp 4. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

On the 4th of February, 1800, the rev, 
William Tasker, remarkable for his leain- 
ing and eccentricity, died, aged 60, at 
Iddesleigh, in Devonshire, of which 
church he was rector near thirty yeais, 
though he had not enjoyed the income ol 
the living till within five years before his 
death, in consequence of merciless and se- 
vere persecutions and litigations. " An 
Ode to the Warlike Genius of Britain, 
1778," 4to., was the first effusion of his 
poetical talent. His translations of " Se- 
lect Odes of Pindar and Horace " add to 
his reputation with the muses, whose 
smiles he courted by many miscellaneous 
efforts. He wrote " Arviragus," a trage- 
dy, and employed the last years of his 
checkered life on a "History of Physi- 
ognomy from Aristotle to Lavater," 
wherein he illustrated the Greek philoso- 
pher's knowledge of the subject in a man- 
ner similar to that which he pursued in 
" An Attempt to examine the several 
Wounds and Deaths of the Heroes in the 
Iliad and ^E-neid, trying them by the Test 
of Anatomy and Physiology." These eru- 
dite dissertations contributed to his credit 
with the learned, but added nothing to his 
means of existence. He usually wore a 
ragged coat, the shirt peeping at the el- 
bows, and shoes of a brownish black, 
sometimes tied with packthread. Having 
heard that his spirited " Ode to the War- 
like Genius of Britain" had been read by 
the late king, George III., he presented 
himself, in his customary habit, on the es 
planade at Weymouth, where it excited 
curiosity ; and his majesty asking an at- 
tendant who that person was ? Mr. Tasker 
approached, avowed his name, and ob- 
tained a gratifying reception. His pro- 
ductions evince critical skill, and a large 
portion of poetic furor. Bu-t he was af- 



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flicted and unsuccessful ; frequently strug- 
gling with penury, and sometimes with 
oppression. His irritability subjected him 
to numerous mortifications, and inflicted 
on him many pangs unknown to minds of 
less feeling or less delicacy. 

Mr. Nichols, in his "Literary Anec- 
dotes," gives a letter he received from 
Mr. Tasker, dated from Iddesleigh, in 
December, 1798, wherein he says, "I 
continue in very ill health, and confined 
in my dreary situation at Starvation Hall, 
forty miles below Exeter, out of the verge 
of literature, and where even your exten- 
sive magazine [< The Gentleman's '] has 
never yet reached." The works he put 
forth from his solitude procured him no 
advancement in the church, and, in the 
agony of an excruciating complaint, he 
departed from a world insensible to his 
merits : his widow essayed the publi- 
cation of his works by subscription with- 
out effect. Such was the fate of an eru- 
dite and deserving parish priest, whose 
right estimation of honourable independ- 
ence barred him from stooping to the 
meanness of flattery; he preserved his 
self-respect, and died without preferment, 
and in poverty. 

A CHARACTER. 

The Old Lady. 

If the Old Lady is a widow and lives 
alone, the manners of her condition and 
time of life are so much the more appa- 
rent. She generally dresses in plain silks 
that make a gentle rustling as she moves 
about the silence of her room ; and she 
wears a nice cap with a lace border that 
comes under the chin. In a placket at 
her side is an old enamelled watch, unless 
it is locked up in a drawer of her toilet 
for fear of accidents. Her waist is rather 
tight and trim than otherwise, as she had 
a fine one when young ; and she is not 
sorry if you see a pair of her stockings on 
a table, that you may be aware of the 
neatness of her leg and foot. Contented 
with these and other evident indications 
of a good shape, and letting her young 
friends understand that she can afford to 
obscure it a little, she wears pockets, and 
uses them well too. In the one is her 
handkerchief, and any heavier matter that 
is not likely to come out with it, such as 
the change of a sixpence; in the other is 
a miscellaneous assortment, consisting of 
a pocket-book, a bunch of keys, a needle- 
case, a spectacle-case, crumbs of biscuit, 



a nutmeg and grater, a smelling-bottle, 
and according to the season, an orange or 
apple, which, after many days, she draws 
out, warm and glossy, to give to some 
little child that has well behaved itself. 
She generally occupies two rooms, in the 
neatest condition possible. In the cham- 
ber is a bed with a white coverlet, built up 
high and round to look well, and with cur- 
tains of a pastoral pattern, consisting al- 
ternately of large plants, and shepherds 
and shepherdesses. On the mantle- 
piece also are more shepherds and 
shepherdesses, with dot-eyed sheep at 
their feet, all in coloured ware, the man 
perhaps in a pink jacket and knots of rib- 
bons at his knees and shoes, holding his 
crook lightly in one hand, and with the 
other at his breast turning his toes out 
and looking tenderly at the shepherdess : 
the woman, holding a crook also, and 
modestly returning his look, with a gip- 
sy-hat jerked up behind, a very slender 
waist, with petticoat and hips to counter- 
act, and the petticoat pulled up through 
the pocket-holes in order to show the trim- 
ness of her ancles. But these patterns, of 
course, are various. The toilet is ancient, 
carved at the edges, and tied about with 
a snow-white drapery of muslin. Beside 
it are various boxes, mostly japan : and 
the set of drawers are exquisite things for 
a little girl to rummage, if ever little girl 
be so bold, containing ribbons arid laces 
of various kinds, linen smelling of laven- 
der, of the flowers of which there is al- 
ways dust in the corners, a heap of 
pocket-books for a series of years, and 
pieces of dress long gone by, such as 
head-fronts, stomachers, and flowered satin 
shoes with enormous heels. The stock of 
letters are always under especial lock and 
key. So much for the bed-room. In the 
sitting-room, is rather a spare assortment 
of shining old mahogany furniture, or 
carved arm-chairs equally old, with chintz 
draperies down to the ground, a folding 
or other screen with Chinese figures, their 
round, little-eyed, meek faces perking side- 
wise ; a stuffed bird perhaps in a glass 
case (a living one is too much for her ;) 
a portrait of her husband over the mantle- 
piece, in a coat with frog-buttons, and a 
delicate frilled hand lightly inserted in the 
waistcoat: and opposite him, on the 
wall, is a piece of embroidered literature, 
framed and glazed, containing some moral 
distich or maxim worked in angular capi- 
tal letters, with two trees or parrots below 
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eluding with an A BC and numerals, and 
the name of the fair industrious, express- 
ing it to be " her work, Jan. 14, 1762." 
The rest of the furniture consists of a 
looking-glass with carved edges, perhaps 
a settee, a hassock for the feet, a mat for 
the little dog, and a small set of shelves, 
in which are the Spectator and Guardian, 
the Turkish Spy, a Bible and Prayer-book, 
Young's Night-Thoughts, with a piece of 
lace in it to flatten, Mrs. Rowe's Devout 
Exercises of the Heart, Mrs. Glasse's 
Cookery, and perhaps Sir Charles Gran- 
dison, and Clarissa. John Buncle is in 
the closet among the pickles and preserves. 
The clock is on the landing-place between 
the two room-doors, where it ticks audibly 
but quietly; and the landing-place, as 
well as the stairs, is carpeted to a nicety. 
The house is most in character, and pro- 
perly coeval, if it is in a retired suburb, 
and strongly built, with wainscot rather 
than paper inside, and lockers in the win- 
dows. Before the windows also should 
be some quivering poplars. Here the Old 
Lady receives a few quiet visitors to tea 
and perhaps an early game at cards ; or 
you may sometimes see her going out on 
the same kind of visit herself, with a light 
umbrella turning up into a stick and 
crooked ivory handle, and her little dog 
equally famous for his love to her and 
captious antipathy to strangers. Her 
grandchildren dislike him on holidays; 
and the boldest sometimes ventures to 
give him a sly kick under the table. 
When she returns at night, she appears, 
if the weather happens to be doubtful, in 
a calash ; and her servant, in pattens, fol- 
lows half behind and half at her side, with 
a lantern. 

Her opinions are not many, nor new. 
She thinks the clergyman a nice man. 
The duke of Wellington, in her opinion, 
is a very great man ; but she has a secret 
preference for the marquis of Granby. 
She thinks the young women of the pre- 
sent day too forward, and the men not 
respectful enough : but hopes her grand- 
children will be better ; though she differs 
with her daughter in several points re- 
specting their management. She sets 
little value on the new accomplishments : 
is a great though delicate connoisseur in 
butcher's meat and all sorts of house- 
wifery : and if you mention waltzes, ex- 
patiates on the grace and fine breeding of 
the minuet. She longs to have seen one 
danced by sir Charles Grandison, whom 
she almost considers as a real person. She 



likes a walk of a summer's evening, but 
avoids the new streets, canals, &c. and 
sometimes goes through the church-yard 
where her other children and her husband 
lie buried, serious, but not melancholy. 
She has had three great aeras in her life, 
her marriage, her having been at court 
to see the king, queen, and royal family, 
and a compliment on her figure she once 
received in passing from Mr. Wilkes, 
whom she describes as a sad loose man, 
but engaging. His plainness she thinks 
much exaggerated. If any thing takes 
her at a distance from home, it is still the 
court ; but she seldom stirs even for that. 
The last time but one that she went was 
to see the duke of Wirtemberg : and she 
has lately been, most probably for the last 
time of all, to see the princess Charlotte 
and prince Leopold. From this beatific 
rision, she returned with the same admi- 
ration as ever for the fine comely appear- 
ance of the duke of York and the rest of 
the family, and great delight at having 
had a near view of the princess, whom 
she speaks of with smiling pomp and 
lifted mittens, clasping them as passion- 
ately as she can together, and calling her, 
in a' sort of transport of mixed loyalty and 
self-love, a fine royal young creature, and 
daughter of England. Indicator. 

The Season. 

Sudden storms of short duration, th-i 
last blusters of expiring winter, frequently 
occur during the early part of the present 
month. These gales and gusts are mostly 
noticed by mariners, who expect them, 
and therefore keep a good " look out for 
squalls." The observations of seamen 
upon the clouds, and of husbandmen on 
the natural appearances v of the weather 
generally, would form an exceedingly cu- 
rious and useful compendium of meteoro- 
logical facts. 

Stilling the Sea with Oil. 
Dr. Franklin suggests the pouring of 
oil on the sea to still the waves in a 
storm, but, before he lived, Martin wrote 
an " Account of the Western Islands of 
Scotland," wherein he says, " The steward 
of Kilda, who lives in Pabbay, is accus- 
tomed in time of a storm to tie a bundle 
of puddings, made of the fat of sea-fowl, 
to the end of his cable, and lets it fall into 
the sea behind the rudder ; this, he says, 
hinders the waves from breaking, and 
calms the sea; but the scent of the grease 
attracts the whales, which put the vessel 
m danger." 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 34. 



jfebruarp 5. 




Brotone WHUte, e$q. fcfc. . 

A Doctor in Antiquity was he, 

And Tyson lined his head, as now you see. 

Kind, good " collector !" why " collect" that storm ? 

No rude attempt is made to mar his form ; 

No alteration 's aim'd at here for, though 

The artist's touch has help'd to make it show, 

The meagre contour only is supplied 

Is it improved ? compare, and then decide. 

Had Tyson, from the life," Browne Willis sketch'd, 

And left him, like old Jacob Butler,* etch'd, 

This essay had not been, to better trace 

The only likeness of an honour'd face. * 

The present engraving, however un- picture painted by Dahl. There is no 
winning its aspect as to drawing, is, in other portrait of " the great original" pub- 
other respects, an improvement of the lished. 
late Mr. Michael Tyson's etching from a 



VOL. II. 59. 



See "Every-DnyBooli," rol. i. p. 1303. 



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196 



On the 5th of February, 1760, Dr. 
Browne Willis died at Whaddon hall, in 
the county of Bucks, aged 78 ; he v/as 
born at St. Mary Blandford, in the county 
of Dorset, on the 14th of September, 
1682. He \vas unexcelled in eagerness 
of inquiry concerning our national an- 
tiquities, and his life was devoted to their 
study and arrangement. Some interest- 
ing particulars concerning the published 
labours and domestic habits of this dis- 
tinguished individual, will be given in a 
subsequent sheet, with one of his letters, 
not before printed, accompanied by a fac- 
simile of his handwriting. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 20. 

jfebruarp 6. 

COLLOP MONDAY. See vol. i. p. 241. 



The Season and Smoking. 

At this time, Dr. Forster says that 
people should guard against colds, and, 
above all, against the contagion of typhus 
and other fevers, which are apt to prevail 
in the early spring. " Smoking tobacco,* 
he observes, " is a very salutary practice 
in general, as well as being a preventive 
against infection in particular. The Ger- 
man pipes are the best, and get better as 
they are used, particularly those made of 
merschaum, called Ecume de Mer. Next 
to these, the Turkey pipes, with long 
tubes, are to be recommended ; but these 
are fitter for summer smoking, under the 
shade of trees, than for the fireside. The 
best tobacco is the Turkey, the Persian, 
and what is called Dutch canaster. 
Smoking is a custom which should be re- 
commended in the close cottages of the 
poor, and in great populous towns liable 
to contagion. 



The Rule of Health. 

Rise early, and, take exercise in plenty, 

But always take it with your stomach empty. 

After your meals sit still and rest awhile, 

And with your pipe a careless hour beguile. 

To rise at light or five, breakfast at nine, 

Lounge till eleven, and at'five to dine, 

To drink and smoke till seven, the time of tea, 

And then to dance or walk two hours away 

Till ten o'clock, good hour to go to nest, 

Till the next cock shall wake you from your rest. 



On the virtues of tobacco its users en- 
hance with mighty eloquence, and puff it 
bravely. 

In praise of Tobacco. 

Much food doth gluttony procure 

to feed men fat like swine, 
But he's a frugal man indeed 

who on a leaf can dine. 

He needs no napkin for his hands, 

his finger ends to wipe, 
Who has his kitchen in a box, 

his roast-meat in a pipe. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 39 47. 



jftfbruarp 7. 

1826. SHROVE TUESDAY. 

Several of the customs and sports of 
this day are related in vbl i. p. 242-261. 
It is the last meat day permitted by the 
papacy before Lent, which commences 
to-morrow, and therefore in former times, 
full advantage was taken of the expiring 
opportunity to feast and make merry. 
Selden observes, "that what the church 
debars us one day, she gives us leave 
to eat another first, there is a carni- 
val, and then a Lent." This period is 
also recorded in the homely rhymes oi 
Barnaby Googe. 

Shrove-tide. 
Now when at length the pleasant time 

of Shrove-tide comes in place, 
And cruell fasting dayes at hand 

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Then olde and yong are both as mad, 

as ghestes of Bacchus' feast, 
And foure dayes long they tipple square, 

and feede and never reast. 
Downe goes the hogges in every place, 

and puddings every wheare 
Do swarme : the dice are shakte and tost, 

and cardes apace they teare : 
In every house are showtes and cryes, 

and mirth, and revell route, 
And daintie tables spred, and all 

be set with ghestes aboute : 
With sundrie playes and Christmasse games, 

and feare and shame away, 
The tongue is set at libertie, 

and hath no kinde of stay. 

Naogeorgus. 

The Great Seal in Danger. 

February 7, 1677, about one in the 
morning, the lord chancellor Finch's 
mace was stolen out of his house in 
Queen-street; the seal laid under his 

Eillow, so the thief missed it. The 
imous thief that did it was Thomas 
Sadler, he was soon after taken, and 
hanged for it at Tyburn on the 16th of 
March.* 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature. . . 37- 37. 

jftftruarp 8. 

1826. ASH WEDNESPAY, 
The First Day of Lent. 

To the particulars concerning this day, 
and the ashes, (in vol. i. p. 261,) is to be 
added,that the ashes, made of the branches 
of brushwood, properly cleansed, sifted, 
and consecrated, were worn four times a 
year, as at the beginning of Lent ; and 
that on this day the people were excluded 
from church, husbands and wives parted 
bed, and the penitents wore sackcloth 
and ashes.\ 

According to the Benedictine rule, on 
Ash Wednesday, after sext, the monks were 
to return to the cloister to converse ; 
but, at the ringing of a bell, be instantly 
silent. They were to unshoe themselves, 
wash their hands, and go to church, and 
make one common prayer* Then was to 
follow a religious service ; after which the 
priest, having consecrated the ashes, and 
sprinkled holy water on them, was to 

* Life of Ant. a Wood. 
+ Fosbroke's British Monachism. 



throw them on the heads of the monks, 
saying, " Remember that you are but 
dust, and to dust must return." Then 
" the procession" was to follow.* 

In former times, on the evening of Ash 
Wednesday, boys used to run about with 
firebrands and torches. f 

Lent Assizes and Sessions. 

These follow, in due course, after Hilary 
Term, which is within a week of its ex- 
piration. The importance of assize and 
sessions business is frequently interrupted 
by cases not more serious than 

Cfte Crfal 

Of Farmer Carters Dog 
PORTER 

dfov JHurtrtr. 

Edward Long, esq., late judge of the 
admiralty court of Jamaica, wrote and 
published this " Trial,"| which is now 
scarce, and here somewhat abridged from, 
the original without other alteration. 

He commences his report thus : 
County of SEX-\ 

GOTHAM, ss.J 
At a High Court of Oyer and Terminer 

and Gaol-Delivery, holden this day 

of 1771, at Gotham- Hall. 

Present : 



J. Bottle, ~Esq.. 

** j r**} *fu (Esqs., Just-asses and 
Mat o the Mill, V A ^ oc ' iates . 
Osmyn Ponser, J 

GAME-ACT Plaintiff 

versus 

PORTER Defendant. 

The Court being met, the indictment 
was read, which we omit, for sake of 
brevity. 

Court. Prisoner, hold up your paw at 
the bar. 

First Counsel. He is sullen, and re* 
fuses. 

Court. Is he so ? Why then let t* 
constable hold it up, nolens volens. 
[Which was done, according to order/ 
Court. What is the prisoner's name*. 
Constable. P-P-Po-rt-er, an't ple* 
your worship. 

Court. What does the fellow say ? 
Constable. Porter! an't please you; 
Porter ! 

* Fosbmke's British Monachism. t Ibid. 
J Printed for T. Lowrides, 1771. 8vo. 



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Mat. lie says Porter, It's the name 
of a liquor the London kennel* much de- 
light in. 

Ponser. Ay, 'tis so; and 1 remember 
another namesake of his. I was hand 
in glove with him, I'll tell you a droll 
story about him 

Court. Hush, brother. Culprit, how 
will you be tried ? 

Counsel for the Prosecution. Please 
your worship, he won't say a word. 
Stat mutus as mute as a fish. 




Court. How ? what ? won't the 
dog speak ? Won't he do what the court 
bids him ? What's to be done ? Is the 
dignity of this court to be trifled with in 
such a manner ? 

Counsel for Pros. Please your wor- 
shipsit is provided by the statute in 
these cases, that when a culprit is stub- 
born, and refuses to plead, he is to be 
made to plead whether he will or no. 

Court. Ay ? How's that, pray ? 

Counsel for Pros. Why, the statute 
says that he must first of all be thumb- 
screwed 

Court. Very good. 

Counsel for Pros. If that will not do, 
he must be laid flat on his back, and 
squeezed, like a cheese in a press, with 
heavy weights. 

Court. Very well. And what then? 

Counsel for Pros. What then? Why, 
when all the breath is squeezed out of his 
body, if he should still continue dumb, 
which sometimes has been the case, he 
generally dies for want of breath. 

* His worship meant canaille. 



Court. Very likely. 

Counsel for Pros. And thereby saves 
the court a great deal of trouble ; and 
the nation, the expense of a halter. 

Court. Well, then, since the land 
stands thus constable, twist a cord about 
the culprit's 

Counsel for Pros. Fore-paws. 

Constable. Four paws ? Why he has 
but two. 

Court. Fore-paws, or fore-feet, block- 
head ! and strain it as tight as you can, 
'till you make him open his mouth. 

[The constable attempted to enforce the 
order, but in drawing a little too 
hard, received a severe bite.] 

Constable. 'Sblood and suet! lie 
has snapped off a piece of my nose. 

Court. Mr. Constable, you are within 
the statute of swearing, and owe the court 
one shilling. 

Constable. Zounds and death ! your 
worships ! I could not kelp it for the 
blood o' me. 

Court. Now you owe us two shillings. 

Constable. That's a d d bad 

plaster, your worships, for a sore nose ! 

Court. That being but half an oath, 
the whole fine amounts to two shillings 
and sixpence, or a half-crown bowl. So, 
without going further, if you are afraid of 
his teeth, apply this pair of nut- crackers 
to his tail. 

Constable. I shall, your worships. 
[He had better success with the tail, as 
will now appear.] 

Prisoner. Bow, trow, wow, ow, 
tv ow ! 

Court. Hold! Enough. That will 
do. 

It was now held that though the pri- 
soner expressed himself in a strange lan- 
guage, yet, as he could speak no other, 
and as the law can not only make dogs 
to speak, but explain their meaning too, 
so the law understood and inferred that 
the prisoner pleaded not guilty, and put 
himself upon his trial. Issue therefore 
being joined, the Counsel for the Prose- 
cution proceeded to address the Court; 
but was stopped by the other side. 

Prisoner's Counsel. I take leave to 
demur to the jurisdiction of the court. If 
he is to have a trial per pares, you must 
either suppose their worships to be his 
equals, that is to say, not his betters, 
which would be a great indignity, or else 
you must have a venire for a jury of 
twelve dogs. I think you are fairly caught 
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Counsel for Pros. By no means. It 
's easily cured. We'll send the constable 
with a Mandamus to his Grace '* kennel. 

Pris. Counsel. They are fox hounds. 
Not the same species ; therefore not his 
equals. I do not object to the harriers, 
aor to a tales de circumstantibus. 

Counsel for Pros. That's artful, 
brother, but it won't take. I smoke your 
intention of garbling a jury. You know 
the harriers will be partial, and acquit 
your client at any rate. Neither will we 
have any thing to do with your tales. 

Mat. No no you say right. I hate 
your tales and tale-bearers. They are a 
rascally pack altogether. 

Counsel for Pros. Besides, the statute 
gives your worships ample jurisdiction in 
this case ; and if it did not give it, your 
worships know how to take it, because 
the law says, boni est judicis ampliare 
jurisdictionem. 

Pris. Counsel. Then I demur for 
irregularity. The prisoner is a dog, and 
cannot be triable as a man ergo, not 
within the intent of the statute. 

Counsel for Pros. That's a poor sub- 
terfuge. If the statute respects a man, 
(a fortiori) it will affect a dog. 

Ponser. You are certainly right. For 
when I was in the Turkish dominions, I 
saw an Hebrew Jew put to death for 
killing a dog, although dog was the 
aggressor. 

Counsel for Pros. A case in point, 
please your worship. And a very 
curious and learned one it is. And the 
plain induction from it is this, that the 
Jew (who I take for granted was a man) 
being put to death for killing dog, it 
follows that said dog was as respectable 
a person, and of equal rank in society 
with the said Jew ; and therefore ergo 
and moreover That, said dog, so slain, 
was, to all and every purpose of legal 
inference and intendment, neither more 
nor less than a man. 

Court. We are all clearly -of that 
opinion. 

Counsel for Pros. Please your wor- 
ships of the honourable bench. On 
Saturday the day of February 

inst. on or about the hour of five in the 
afternoon, the deceased Mr. Hare was 
travelling quietly about his business, in a 
certain highway or road leading towards 
Muckingham ; and then, and there, the 
prisoner at the bar being in the same 
road, in and upon the body of the de- 
ceased, with force and arms, a violent 



assault did make ; and further, not hav- 
ing the fear of your worships before his 
eyes, but being moved and seduced by 
the instigation of a devilish fit of hunger, 
he the said prisoner did him the said 
deceased, in the peace of our lord of the 
manor then and there being, feloniously, 
wickedly, wantonly, and of malice afore- 
thought, tear, wound, pull, haul, touzle, 
masticate, macerate, lacerate, and dislo- 
cate, and otherwise evilly intreat; of 
all and singular which tearings, wound- 
ings, pullings, haulings, touzleings, masti- 
cations, and so forth, maliciously inflicted 
in manner and form aforesaid, the said 
Hare did languish, and languishing did 
die, in Mr. Just-ass Ponser' s horsepond, 
to wit, and that is to say, contrary to the 
statute in that case made and provided, 
and against the peace of our said lord, his 
manor and dignity. 

This, please your worships, is the pur- 
port of the indictment ; to this indictment 
the prisoner has pleaded not guilty, and 
now stands upon his trial before this 
honourable bench. 

Your worships will therefore allow me, 
before I come to call our evidence, to ex- 
patiate a little upon the heinous sin, 
wherewith the prisoner at the bar is 
charged. Hem ! To murder, Ehem 
To murder, may it please your worships, 
in Latin, is is Murder a re ; or in the 
true and original sense of the vord, Mur- 
der-ha-re. H-, as your worships well 
know, being not as yet raised to the dig- 
nity of a letter by any act of parliament, it 
follows that it plainly is no other than 
Murder-a-re, according to modern refined 
pronunciation. The very root and ety- 
mology of the word does therefore com- 
prehend in itself a thousand volumes in 
folio, to show the nefarious and abomina- 
ble guilt of the prisoner, in the com- 
mission and perpetration of this horrid 
fact. And it must appear as clear as 
sunshine to your worships, that the word 
Murderare, which denotes the prisoner's 
crime, was expressly and originally ap- 
plied to that crime, and to that only, as 
being the most superlative of all possible 
crimes in the world. I do not deny that, 
since it first came out of the mint, it has, 
through corruption, been affixed to 
offences of a less criminal nature, such as 
killing a man, a woman, or a child. But 
the sense of the earliest ages having 
stamped hare-murder, or murder-ha-re, 
(as the old books have it,) with such ex- 
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Just-asses of yoi r worships' acknowledged 
and well-knDwn wisdom, piely, erudition, 
and humanity, will not, at this time of the 
day, be persuaded to hold it less detesta- 
ble and sinful. Having said thus much 
on the nature of the prisoner's guilt, I 
mean not to aggravate the charge, be- 
cause I shall always feel due compassion 
for my fellow-creatures, however wickedly 
they may demean themselves. I shall 
next proceed, with your worships' leave, 
to call our witnesses. Call Lawrence 
Lurcher and Toby Tunnel. 

Prls. Counsel. I must object to swear- 
ing these witnesses, I can prove, they 
were both of them drunk, and non compos, 
during the whole evening, when this fact 
is supposed to have been committed. 

Bottle. That will do you no service. 
I am very often drunk myself, and never 
more in my senses than at such times. 

Court. We all agree in this point 
with brother Bottle. 

[Objection overruled and witnesses 
sworn.] 

Lurcher. As I, and Toby Tunnel here, 
was a going hoam to squire Ponser's, 
along the road, one evening after dark, 
we sees the prisoner at the bar, or some- 
body like him, lay hold of the deceased, 
or somebody like him, by the back, an't 
please your worships. So, says I, Toby, 
says I, that looks for all the world like 
one of 'squire Ponser's hares. So the 
deceased cried out pitifully for help, and 
jumped over a hedge, and the prisoner 
after him, growling and swearing bitterly 
all the way. So, says I, Toby, let's run 
after 'urn. So I scrambled up the hedge ; 
but Toby laid hold of my leg, to help him- 
self up ; so both of us tumbled through a 
thick furze bush into the ditch. So, next 
morning, as we was a going by the 
squire's, we sees the deceased in his wor- 
ship's horse-pond. 

Pris. Counsel. Are you sure he was 
dead? 

Lurcher. Ay, as dead as my great 
grandmother. 

Pris. Counsel. What did you do with 
the body ? 

Ponser. That's not a fair question. 
It ought not to be answered. 

Lurcher. I bean't ashamed nor afeard 
to tell, not I. We carried it to his wor- 
ship, squire Ponser ; and his worship had 
him roasted, with a pudding in his belly, 
for dinner, that seame day. 

Council for Pros. That is nothing to 



the purpose. Have you any more ques- 
tions for the witness ? 

Pris. Counsel. Yes, I have. Pray 
friend, how do you know the body you 
found was the very same you saw on the 
evening before? 

Lurcher. I can't tell ; but I'm ready 
to take my bible oath on't. 

Pris. Counsel. That is a princely ar- 
gument, and I shall ask you nothing far- 
ther. 

Mrs. Margery Dripping, cook to his 
worship squire Ponser, deposed to the 
condition of the deceased. 

DEFENCE 

Prisoner's Counsel. Please your wor- 
ships, I am counsel for the prisoner, who, 
in obedience to your worships' commands, 
has pleaded not guilty ; and I hope to 
prove that his plea is a good plea ; and 
that he must be acquitted by the justice 
of his cause. In the first place, the wit- 
nesses have failed in proving the prison- 
er's identity. Next, they have not proved 
the identity of the deceased. Thirdly, 
they do not prove who gave the wounds. 
Fourthly, nor to whom they were given. 
Fifthly, nor whether the party died of the 
wounds, if they were given, as supposed, 
to this identical hare. For, I insist upon 
it, that, because a hare was found in the 
squire's horse-pond, non sequitur, that he 
was killed, and thrown in by the defendant. 
Or, if they had proved that defendant 
had maliciously, and animo furioso, pur- 
sued the deceased into the horse-pond, it 
does not prove the defendant guilty of hi& 
death, because he might owe his death to 
the water ; and therefore, in that case, 
the pond would be guilty ; and if guilty, 
triable ; and if triable, punishable for the 
same, and not my client. And I must 
say,(under favour,) that his worship would 
likewise be particeps criminis, for not 
having filled it up, to prevent such acci- 
dents. One evidence, who never saw the 
prisoner till now, nor the deceased till 
after the fact supposed to have happened, 
declares, he is sure the prisoner killed the 
deceased. And why? Because he is 
ready to take his bible oath on't. This 
is, to be sure, a very logical conviction. 

Court. It is a very legal one, and 
that's better. 

Pris. Counsel. I submit to your wis- 
doms. But I must conclude with observ- 
ing, that admitting a part of the evidence 
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the deceased on the highway, and held 
some conference with him ; I say, that 
supposing this, for argument sake ; I do 
insist, that Mr. Hare, the deceased, was 
not following a lawful, honest business, at 
that late hour; but was wickedly and 
mischievously bent upon a felonious de- 
sign, of trespassing on farmer Carter's 
ground, and stealing, consuming, and 
carrying off, his corn and his turnips. I 
Airther insist that the defendant, know- 
ing this his felonious and evil machina- 
tion, and being resolved to defend the 
property of his good friend and patron 
from such depredations, did endeavour to 
divert him from it. Which not being able 
to effect by fair means, he then was obliged 
to try his utmost, as a good subject and 
trusty friend, to seize and apprehend his 
person, and bring him, per habeas corpus, 
before your worships, to be dealt with ac- 
cording to law. But the deceased being 
too nimble for him, escaped out of his 
clutches, and tumbling, accidentally, in the 
dark, into his worship's horse-pond, was 
there drowned. This is, I do not doubt, 
a true history of the whole affair ; and 
proves that, in the strictest construction 
of law, it can only be a case of per infor- 
tunium unless your worships should ra- 
ther incline to deem it afeio de se. 

Noodle. A fall in the sea ! No such 
thing : it was only a horse-pond, that's 
clear from the evidence. 

Pris. Counsel. Howsoever your wor- 
ships may think fit to judge of it, I do 
humbly conceive, upon the whole matter, 
that the defendant is not guilty ; and I 
hope your worships, in your wisdoms, 
will concur with me in opinion, and 
acquit him. 

The Counsel for the Prosecution replied 
in a long speech. He contended that Mr. 
Hare, the deceased, was a peaceable, 
quiet, sober, and inoffensive sort of a per- 
son, beloved by king, lords, and commons, 
and never was known to entertain any 
idea of robbery, felony, or depredation, 
but was innocently taking the air, one af- 
ternoon, for the benefit of his health, when 
he was suddenly accosted, upon his ma- 
jesty's highway, by the prisoner, who im- 
mediately, and bloody-minded ly, without 
saying a syllable, made at him, with so 
much fury in his countenance, that the 
deceased was put in bodily fear; and 
being a lover of peace, crossed the other 
side of the way : the prisoner followed 
him close, and pressed him so hard, that 
he was obliged to fly over hedge and 



ditch with the prisoner at his heels. It 
was at this very juncture they were ob- 
served by the two witnesses first examin- 
ed. The learned counsel further affirmed 
from circumstances, which he contended 
amounted to presumptive evidence, that, 
after various turnings and windings, in 
his endeavour to escape, his foot slipped, 
and the prisoner seized him and inflicted 
divers wounds ; but that the deceased 
finding means to get away, took to the 
pond, in order to swim across ; when 
the prisoner, running round the pond in- 
cessantly, prevented his escape : so that, 
faint and languishing under his wounds 
and loss of blood, the hapless victim there 
breathed his last, in manner and form as 
the indictment sets forth. He also 
alleged that, as Mr. Hare lived within 
his worship's territory, where there are 
several more of the same family, he 
could not, therefore, be ; going to farmer 
Carters; for that would have been ab- 
surd, when he might have got corn and 
turnips enough on his worship's own 
ground. Can there, said the learned gen- 
tleman, be a stronger, a weightier, a 
surer, a a a ? 

Court. We understand you It is as 
clear as crystal. 

[Their worships in consultation.] 
Court. Has the prisoner's counsel 
any thing further to offer in his behalf ? 
Pris. Counsel. Call farmer Carter. 
Pray, farmer Carter, inform the court 
what you know of the prisoner's life, cha- 
racter, and behaviour. 

Carter. I have known the prisoner these 
several years. He has lived in my house 
great part of the time. He was always 
sober 

Court. Never the honester for that. 
Well, go on. 

Carter. Sober, honest, sincere, trusty, 
and careful. He was one of the best and 
most faithful friends I ever knew. He 
has many a time deterred thieves from 
breaking into my house at night, and mur- 
dering me and my family. He never 
hated nor hurt any body but rogues and 
night-walkers. He performed a million 
of good offices for me, for no other re- 
compense than his victuals and lodging ; 
and seemed always happy and contented 
with what I could afford him, however 
scanty the provision. He has driven away 
many a fox that came to steal my geese 
and turkies ; and, for taking care of a 
flock of sheep, there is not his equal in 
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I shall Jose my best friend, my best ser- 
vant, and most vigilant protector. 1 am 
positive that he is as innocent as a babe 
of the crime charged upon him; for he 
was with me that whole evening, and 
supped and slept at home. He was 
indeed my constant companion, and we 
were seldom or never asunder. If your 
worships please, I'll be bail for him from 
five pounds to five hundred. 

Court. That cannot be : it is notaftazV- 
able offence. Have you any thing else to 
say, Mr. Positive? 

Carter. Say ? I think I've said enough, 
if it signified any thing. 

Bottle. Drag him away out of hearing. 

Carter. I will have justice! You, all of 
ye, deserve hanging more than your pri- 
soner, and you all know it too. 

Court. Away with him, constable. 
Scum of the earth ! Base-born peasant ! 
[ Carter is hauled out of the court, after a 
stout resistance.] 

Court. A sturdy beggar I We must find 
out some means of wiring that fellow ! 

The Counsel for the Prosecution prayed 
sentence of death upon the culprit at the 
bar. 

Court. How says the statute ? Are we 
competent for this? 

Counsel for Pros. The statute is, I con- 
fess, silent. But silence gives consent. 
Besides, this is a case of the first impres- 
sion, and unprovided for by law. It is 
your duty, therefore, as good and wise 
magistrates of the Hundreds of Gotham, 
to supply this defect of the law, and to 
suppose that the law, where it says no- 
thing, may be meant to say, whatever your 
worships shall be pleased to make it. 

Bottle. It is now incumbent upon me 
to declare the opinion of this high and 
right worshipful court here assembled. 

Shall the reptile of a dunghill, a paltry 
muckworm, a pitch-fork fellow, presume 
for to go for to keep a dog ? and not 
only a dog, but a dog that murders hares ? 
Are these divine creatures, that are reli- 
giously consecrated to the mouths alone of 
squires and nobles, to become the food of 
garlic-eating rogues ? It is a food, that 
nature and policy forbid to be contami- 
nated by their profane teeth. It is by far 
too dainty for their robustious constitu- 
tions. How are our clayey lands to be 
turned up and harrowed, and our harvests 
to be got in, if our labourers, who should 
strengthen themselves with beef and ale, 
should come to be fed with hare, partridge, 
and pheasant ? Shall we sufl'er our giants 



to be nourished with mince-meat and 
pap ? Shall we give our horses chocolate 
and muffins ? No, gentlemen. The brains 
of labourers, tradesmen, and mechanics, 
(if they have any,) should ever be sodden 
and stupified with the grosser aliments of 
bacon and dumpling. What is it, but the 
spirit of poaching, that has set all the lower 
class, the canaille, a hunting after hare's- 
flesh ? You see the effects of it gentle- 
men ; they are all run mad with polities, 
resist their rulers, despise their magis- 
trates, and abuse us in every corner of the 
kingdom. If you had begun hanging of 
poachers ten years ago, d'ye think you 
would have had one left in the whole king- 
dom by this time ? No, I'll answer for it ; 
and your hares would have multiplied, till 
they had been as plenty as blackberries, 
and not left a stalk of corn upon the 
ground. This, gentlemen, is the very 
thing we ought to struggle for ; that these 
insolent clowns may come to find, that the 
only use they are good for, is to furnish 
provision for these animals. In short, 
gentlemen, although it is not totally clear 
from the evidence, that the prisoner is 
guilty ; nevertheless, hanged he must and 
ought to be, in terrorem to all other 
offenders. 

Therefore let the culprit stand up, and 
hearken to the judgment of the court. 

Constable. Please your worship, he's up. 

Bottle. Porter ! Thou hast been found 
guilty of a most daring, horrible, and 
atrocious crime. Thou hast, without being 
qualified as the law directs, and without 
licence or deputation from the lord of the 
manor, been guilty of shedding inno- 
cent blood. In so doing, thou hast bro- 
ken the peace of the realm, -set at naught 
the laws and statutes of thy country, and 
(what is more than all these) offended 
against these respectable personages, who 
have been sitting in judgment upon thee. 
For all this enormity of guilt, thy life doth 
justly become forfeit, to atone for such 
manifold injuries done to our most excel- 
lent constitution. We did intend, in 
Christian charity, to have given some mo- 
ments for thy due repentance, but, as the 
hour is late, and dinner ready, now hear 
thy doom. 

Thou must be led from the bar to the 
end of the room, where thou art to be 
hanged by the neck to yonder beam, co- 
ram nobis, till you are dead, dead, dead / 
Hangman, do your duty. 

Constable. Please your worships, all is 
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Ponser. Hoist away, then, hoist away. 
[Porter is tucked up.] 

Mat. Come, it seems to be pretty well 
over with him now. The constable has 
given him a jerk, and done his business. 

Bottle. He's an excellent fellow. 

Ponser. The best informer in the whole 
county. 

Bottle. And must be well encouraged, 

Ponser. He shall never want a licence, 
whilst 7 live. 

Noodle. Come, shall we go to dinner ? 

Bottle. Ay he'll never course hares 
again in this world. Gentlemen, the court 
is adjourned* 

[Exeunt omnes. 

EPITAPH, 

Composed liy Sam. Snivel, the parish clerk, 
proposed to be put, at Farmer Carter's 
expense, on the unfortunate malefactor's 
tombstone : 

Here lie the remains 

of 
honest PORTER ; 

who, 

after an innocent and well-spent life, 
was dragged hither, and 

tried, 

for a crime he never committed, 

upon laws to which he was unamenable, 

before men who were no judges, 

found guilty without evidence, 

and hanged without mercy : 
to give to future ages an example, 

that the spirit 
of Turkish despotism, tyranny, and 

oppression, 
after glutting itself with the conquest of 

liberty 

in British men, 
has stooped at length to wreak its bloody 

vengeance 

on British dogs ! 

Anno Dom. 1771. 

Requiescat in pace ! 

S. S. 



This humorous " Trial" was written 
in consequence of " a real event which 
actually took place, in1 771, near Chiches- 
ter." The persons who composed the 
court are designated by fictitious names ; 
but to a copy of the pamphlet, in the 
possession of the editor of the Every-day 
Booh, there is a manuscript-key to their 
identity. The affair is long past, and 
they are therefore added in italics. 



'SQUIRES. 
J. Bottle Butler. 
A. Noodle Aldridge. 
Mat o' the Mill Challen. 
O. Ponser Bridger. 
It appears that " the actors in tne 
tragedy were well known by their nick- 
names, given in Mr. Long's pamphlet." 

Edward Long, esq. was called to the 
bar in 1757, and sailed immediately for 
Jamaica, where he, at first, filled the post 
of private secretary to his brother-in-law, 
sir Henry Moore, bart , then lieutenant- 
governor of the island. He was after- 
wards appointed judge of the vice-admi- 
ralty court, and left the island in 1769. 
The remainder of his long life was spent 
in England, and devoted to literature. 
Mr. Long's first production was the face- 
tious report of the case of " Farmer Car- 
ter's Dog Porter." He wrote ably on 
negro slavery, the sugar trade, and the 
state of the colonies ; but his most dis- 
tinguished work is " The History of Ja- 
maica," in three quarto volumes, which 
contains a large mass of valuable infor- 
mation, much just reasoning, and many 
spirited delineations of colonial scenery 
and manners, and is almost as rare as 
the curious and amusing tract that has 
contributed to the preceding pages. He 
was born on the 23d of August, 1734, 
at Rosilian, in the parish of St. Blaize, 
Cornwall, and died, on the 13th of 
March, 1813, at the house of his son-in- 
law, Henry Howard Molyneux, esq. M.P. 
of Arundel Park, Sussex, aged 79. Fur- 
ther particulars of his life, writings, and 
family, are in Mr. Nichols's " Literary 
Anecdotes," and the " Gentleman's Ma- 
gazine," vol. Ixxiii., from whence this 
brief notice is extracted. 



NATURALISTS CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 37 27. 

jftfbntarp 9. 

St. Apollonia. 

She is^called, by Butler, " the admirable 
Apollonia, whom old age and the state 
of virginity rendered equally venerable." 
He relates, that in a persecution of the 
Christians, stirred up by " a certain poet 
of Alexandria," she was seized, and all 
her teeth were beaten out, with threats 
that she should be cast into the fire, " if 



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she did not utter certain impious words ;" 
whereupon, of her own accord, she leaped 
into the flames. From this legend, St. 
Apollonia is become the patron saint of 
persons afflicted by tooth-ach. 

In the " Horae B. Virginis" is the fol- 
lowing prayer : 
(( f\ Saint Apollonia, by thy passion, 

V-T obtain for us the remission of 
all the sins, which, with teeth and mouth, 
we have committed through gluttony and 
speech ; that we may be delivered from 
pain and gnashing of teeth here and here- 
after ; and loving cleanness of heart, by 
the grace of our lips we may have the 
king of angels our friend. Amen." 

If her. teeth and jaws in Romish 
churches be good evidence, St. Apollo- 
nia tmperab i nded in these faculties ; the 



number of the former is surprising to all 
who disbelieve that relics of the saints 
multiply of themselves. A church at 
Bononia possesses her lower jaw, " which 
is solemnly worshipped by the legate ;" 
St. Alban's church at Cologne also has 
her lower jaw each equally genuine and 
of equal virtue. 

CHRONOLOGY. 

1555. On the 9th of February in this 
year, Dr. Rowland Taylor, vicar of Had- 
leigh in Suffolk, one of the first towns in 
England that entertained the Reforma- 
tion, suffered death there for resisting the 
establishment of papal worship in his 
church. The engraving beneath is a cor- 
rect representation of an old stone com- 
memorative of the event, as it appeared 
in 1825, when the drawing was made 
from it, by a gentleman who obligingly 
transmits it for the present purpose. 



AUTEMDHjGvTHAT 

' - TH*SPLASLBFT 

HI .SRI-ODE 




at 



in 



Besides the rude inscription on this old 
stone, as it is represented in the engrav- 
ing, there is another on a neat monument 
erected by the side of the original in 1818. 



The lines are as follows : they were sup- 
plied by the Rev. Dr. Hay Drummond, 
rector of Hadleigh. 



Mark this rude Stone, where Taylor dauntless stood, 
Where Zeal infuriate drank the Martyr's blood : 
Hadleigh ! that day, how many a tearful eye 
Saw the lov'd Pastor dragg'd a Victim by ; 
Still scattering gifts and blessings as he past 
"To the blind pair" his farewell alms were cast ; 
His clinging flock e'en here around him pray'd 
""As thou hast aided us, be God thine aid ;" 



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Nor taunts, nor bribes of mitred rank, nor stake, 
Nor blows, nor flames, his heart of firmness shake ; 
Serene his folded hands, his upward eyes, 
Like Holy Stephen's, seek the opening skies ; 
There, fix'd in rapture, his prophetic sight 
Views Truth dawn clear, on England's bigot night ; 
Triumphant Saint! he bow'd, and kiss'd the rod, 
And soar'd on Seraph-wing to meet his God. 



Rowland Taylor was " a doctor in both 
the civil and canon lawes, and a right 
perfect divine." On induction to his be- 
nefice, he resided with his flock, " as a 
good shepherd abiding and dwelling 
among his sheep," and " not only was 
his word a preaching unto them, but all 
his life and conversation was an example 
of unfained Christian life, and true holi- 
nesse : he was void of all pride, humble 
and meeke as any child, so that none 
were so poore, but they might boldly, as 
unto their father, resort unto him ; neither 
was his lowlinesse childish or fearfull ; 
but, as occasion, time, and place required, 
he would be stout in rebuking the sinfull 
and evil doers, so that none was so rich, 
but he would tell him plainly his fault, 
with such earnest and grave rebukes as 
became a good curate and pastor." He 
continued in well-doing at Hadleigh dur- 
ing the reign of king Edward VI. till the 
days of queen Mary, when one Foster, a 
lawyer, and one John Clerk, of Hadley, 
" hired one Averth, parson of Aldam, a 
right popish priest, to come to Hadley, 
and there to give the onset to begin again 
the popish masse : to this purpose they 
builded up, with all haste possible, the 
altar, intending to bring in their masse 
again about the Palme Munday." The 
altar was thrown down in the night, but 
on the following day it was replaced, and 
the Aldam priest entered the church, 
attended by Foster and Clerk, and guarded 
by men with swords and bucklers. Dr. 
Taylor, who was in his study, and igno- 
rant of this irruption, hearing the church 
bells ring, repaired thither, and found the 
priest, surrounded by his armed force, 
ready to begin mass, against whom he 
was unable to prevail, and was himself 
thrust, " with strong hand, out of the 
church/' Two days afterwards, he was 
summoned by Gardiner, bishop of Win- 
chester, to come before him at London, 
and answer complaints. His friends 
counselled him to fly, but Taylor deter- 
mined to meet his enemies, " and, to their 
beards, resist their false doings." He took 



his departure amidst their weeping, 
" leaving his cure with a godly old priest 
named sir Richard Yeoman, who after- 
wards, for God's truth, was burnt at 
Norwich." On his appearance, bishop 
Gardiner, who was also lord chancellor, 
reviled him, " calling him knave, traitor, 
heretike, with many other villainous re- 
proaches." Taylor listened patiently : at 
last he said, " My lord, I am neither 
traitor nor heretike, but a true subject, 
and a faithfull Christian man; and am 
come, according to your commandment, 
to know what is the cause that your lord- 
ship hath sent for me ?" The bishop 
charged upon him that he was married. 
"Yea," quoth Taylor, " that I thank God 
I am, and have had nine children, and 
all in lawful matrimony ; and blessed be 
God that ordained matrimony." Then 
the bishop charged him with having 
resisted the priest of Aldam in saying 
mass at Hadleigh. Taylor also admitted 
this, and, after stout dispute, was com- 
mitted to the king's bench, where he 
spent his time in praying, reading the 
scriptures, writing, preaching, and exhort- 
ing the prisoners to repentance and 
amendment of life. There he found 
" master Bradford," whom he comforted 
by his courage. While imprisoned, he 
was cited to appear " in the Arches at 
Bow church," and was carried thither, 
and u deprived of his benefice because he 
was married." On the 20th of January, 
1555, Taylor was again taken before 
Gardiner and other bishops. He gives a 
long account of his disputations with 
them on that and like occasions. They 
urged him, and others with him, to re- 
cant : the prisoners refused, and " then 
4he bishops read sentence of death upon 
them." 

After condemnation, Dr. Taylor was 
" bestowed in the Clinke till it was toward 
night, and then he was removed to the 
counter by the Poultry." On the 4th of 
February, Bonner, bishop of London, 
came to the counter to degrade him ; first 
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Rome, and promising him to sue for his 
pardon. Whereunto Taylor answered, 
" I woulde you and your fellowes would 
turne to Christ ; as for me I will not turn 
toAntichrist." " Well," quoth the bishop, 
* I am come to degrade you, wherefore 

ut on these vestures." " No," quoth 
octor Taylor, " I will not." Wilt 
thou not V said the bishop. " I shall 
make thee, ere I goe." Quoth doctor 
Taylor, " You shall not, by the grace of 
God." Then Bonner caused another to 
put them on his back ; and when thus 
arrayed, Taylor, walking up and down, 
said, " How say you, my lord, am I not 
a goodly fool ? How say you, my mas- 
ters ; if I were in Cheap, should I not 
have boys enough to laugh at these apish 
toys, and toying trumpery ?" The bishop 
proceeded, with certain ceremonies, to his 
purpose, till at the last, when, according 
to the form, he should have struck Taylor 
on the breast with his crosier, the bishop's 
chaplain said, " My lord, strike him not, 
for he will sore strike again." Taylor 
favoured the chaplain's suspicion. " The 
cause," said he, " is Christ's ; and I 
were no good Christian if I would not 
fight in my master's quarrel." It appears 
that " the bishop la id his curse upon him, 
but struck him not ;" and after all was 
over, when he got up stairs, " he told 
master Bradford (for both lay in one 
chamber) that he had made the bishop 
of London afraid ; for, saith he, laugh- 
ingly, his chaplain gave him counsell not 
to strike with his crosier-staff, for that I 
would strike again; and by my troth, 
said he, rubbing his hands, I made him 
believe I would doe so indeed." 

Thus was Taylor still cheerful from 
rectitude. In the. afternoon his wife, his 
son, and John Hull his servant, were per- 
mitted to sup with him. After supper, 
walking up and down, he impressively 
exhorted them, with grave advice, to good 
conduct and reliance on Providence. 
" Then they, with weeping tears, prayed 
together, and kissed one the other ; and 
he gave to his wife a book of the church 
service, set out by king Edward, which 
in the time of his imprisonment he daily 
used ; and unto his sonne Thomas he gave 
a latinp booke, containing the notable say- 
ings of the old martyrs, gathered out of 
Ecclesiastica Historia; and in the end of 
that booke he wrote his testament and last 
vale" In this *' vale," dated the 5th of 
February, he says to his family, " I goe 
before, and you shall follow after, to our 



long home. I goe to the rest of my chil- 
dren. I have bequeathed you to the 
onely Omnipotent." In the same paper 
he, tells his " dear friends of Hadley, to 
remain in the light opened so plainely 
and simply, truly, throughly, and gene- 
rally in all England," for standing in 
which he was to die in flames. 

In the morning at two o'clock, the 
sheriff of London with his officers brought 
him, without light, from the counter to 
Aldgate. His wife, suspecting that he 
would be carried away thus privately, had 
watched, from the time they had parted, 
within the porch of St. Botolph's church, 
having her daughter Mary with her, and 
a little orphan girl named Elizabeth, 
whom the honest martyr had reared from 
three years old to her- then age of thir- 
teen : and when the sheriff and his com- 
pany came nigh to where they stood, the 
child Elizabeth cried, " O my dear father ! 
Mother, mother, here is my father led 
away." The darkness being so great that 
the one could not see the other, his wife 
cried, " Rowland, Rowland, where art 
thou ?" Taylor answered, " Dear wife ! 
I am here," and he stayed; and the sheriffs 
men would have forced him, but the sheriff 
said, " Stay a little, my masters, I pray 
you, and let him speak to his wife." Then 
ne took his daughter Mary in his arms, 
and he, and his wife, and the orphan girl 
kneeled and prayed ; and the sheriff, and 
many who were present, wept ; and he 
arose and kissed his wife, and shook her 
by the hand, and said. " Farewell, my 
dear wife,be of good comfort, for I am quiet 
in my conscience ; God shall stir up a father 
for my children." He had three others, be- 
sides his daughter Mary and the young 
Elizabeth, He then kissed Mary, and then . 
Elizabeth, and he bade them, also, fare- 
well/and enjoined them to stand steadfast 
in their faith. His weeping wife said, 
" God be with thee, dear Rowland, I 
will, with God's grace, meet thee at Had- 
leigh." Then he was led on to the Wool- 
sack inn, at Aldgate, where he was put in 
a chamber, under the custody of four yeo- 
men of the guard and the sheriffs men. 
Here his wife again desired to see him, but 
was restrained by the sheriff, who other- 
wise treated her with kindness, and 
offered her his own house to abide in ; but 
she preferred to go to her mother's, whi- 
ther two officers conducted her, charging 
her mother to keep her within till their 
return. 

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the chamber he prayed ; and he remained 
at the inn until the sheriff of Essex was 
ready to receive him. At eleven o'clock 
the inn gates were shut, and then he 
was put on horseback within the gates. 
When they arrived outside, Taylor saw his 
son Thomas standing against the rails, in 
the care of his man John Hull ; and he 
said, " Come hither, my son Thomas." 
John Hull lifted the child up, and set him 
on the hot se before his father; and Taylor 
put off his hat, and spoke a sentence or 
two to the people in behalf of matrimony, 
and then he lifted up his eyes and prayed 
for his son, and laid his hat on the child's 
head, and blessed him. This done he de- 
livered the child to John Hull, whom he 
took by the hand, and he said to him, 
" Farewell, John Hull, the faithfullest 
servant that ever man had." Having so 
said, he rode forth with the sheriff of 
Essex and the yeomen of the guard to go 
to his martyrdom in Suffolk. 

When they came near to Brentwood, 
one Arthur Taysie, who had been ser- 
vant to Taylor, supposing him free, 
took him by the hand and said, " Master 
Doctor, I am glad to see you again at 
liberty ;" but the sheriff drove him back. 
At Brentwood, a close hood was put over 
Taylor's face, with holes for his eyes to 
look out at, and a slit for his mouth to 
oreathe through. These hoods were used 
at that place to be put on the martyrs that 
they should not be known, and that they 
should not speak to any one, on the road 
to the burning-places. 

Yet as they went, Taylor was so cheer- 
ful, and talked to the sheriff and his 
guards in such wise, that they were 
amazed at his constancy. At Chelmsford 
they 'met the sheriff of Suffolk, who was 
there to carry him into his county. At 
that time he supped with the two sheriffs. 
The sheriff of Essex laboured during sup- 
per to persuade him to return to queen 
Mary's religion, telling him that all pre- 
sent would use their suit to the queen for 
his pardon, nor doubted they could obtain 
it. The sheriff reminded him, that he 
had been beloved for his virtues, and 
honoured for his learning; that, in the 
course of nature, he was likely to live 
many years ; and that he might even be 
higher esteemed than ever ; wherefore he 
prayed him to be advised : " This counsel 
I give you," said the sheriff, " of a good 
heart and good will towards you ;" and, 
thereupon he drank to him ; and the yeo- 
men of the guard said, " In like manner, 



upon that condition, master Doctor, we 
all drink to you." When they had so 
done, and the cup D0.me to Taylor, he 
staid awhile, as studying what he might 
say, and then answered thus : " Mastei 
sheriff, and my masters all, I heartily 
thank you for your good will. I have 
hearkened to your words and marked 
well your counsels ; and to be plain with 
you, I do perceive that I have been de- 
ceived myself, and am likely to deceive a 
great many of their expectation." At 
these words they were exceedingly glad. 
" Would ye know my meaning plainly ?" 
he said. "Yea, gooi master Doctor,' 7 an- 
swered the sheriff, < tell it us plainly." 
"Then," said Taylor, " I will tell you:" and 
he said, that, as his body was of consider- 
able bulk, and as he thought, if he had 
died in his bed, it would have been 
buried in Hadleigh church-yard, so he 
had deceived himself; and, as there were 
a great many worms there abiding, which 
would have mealed handsomely upon 
him, so they, as well as himself, were de- 
ceived ; " for" said ne, " it must be burnt 
to ashes, and they will thereby lose their 
feeding." The sheriff' and his company 
were thereupon astonished at him, as 
being a man without fear of death, and 
making a jest of the flames. During 
their progress, many gentlemen and ma- 
gistrates were admitted to see him, and 
entreated him, in like manner, but he re- 
mained immovable. 

Thus they drew near to Hadleigh : and 
when they rode over Hadleigh bridge, a 
poor man with his five small children 
awaited their coming. When they saw 
Taylor, they all fell down on their knees 
and held up their hands, and cried aloud, 
" God help and succour thee, as thou 
hast many a time succoured me and my 
poor children." The streets of Hadleigh 
were crowded on each side by men and 
women, of the town and country, sorely 
weeping, and with piteous voices loudly 
bewailing the loss of their pastor, praying 
that he might be strengthened and com- 
forted in his extremity, and exclaiming, 
" What shall become of this wicked 
world !" Taylor said, " I have preached to 
you God's word and truth, and am come 
to seal it with my blood." When he came 
to the almshouses, he put some money, 
that had been bestowed on him during 
his imprisonment, into a glove, and this 
he is said to have given to the poor alms- 
men as they stood at their doors, to see 
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last of the almshouses he inquired, " Is 
the blind man, and blind woman, that 
dwelt here, alive ?" He was answered, 
" Yes ; they are there, within." Then he 
threw glove and all in at the window, 
and so rode forth towards the field of 
his death. 

Coming where a great multitude were 
assembled, he asked, " What place is 
this, and what meaneth it that so much 
people are gathered hither ?" It was 
answered, " This is Aldham common, the 
place where you must suffer." He said, 
" Thanked be God, I am even at home." 
Then he alighted from his horse, and with 
both his hands rent the hood from his 
head. His hair was unseemly, for Bonner, 
when he degraded him, had caused it to 
be clipped in manner of a fool's. At the 
sight of his ancient and reverend face, and 
his long white beard, the people burst 
into tears, and prayed for him aloud. He 
would have spoken to them, but when- 
ever he attempted, one or other of the 
yeomen of the guard thrust a tipstaff into 
his mouth. 

Then he desired licence to speak, of the 
sheriff ; but the sheriff refused him, and 
bade him remember his promise to the 
council : " Well," quoth Taylor, "promise 
must be kept." What the promise was is 
unknown. Seating himself on the ground 
he called to one in the crowd, " Soyce, I 
pray thee come and pull off my boots, and 
take them for thy labour ; thou hast long 
looked for them, now take them." Then 
he arose, and putting off his under- 
clothes, them also he bestowed. This 
done, he cried with a loud voice, " Good 
people ! I have taught you nothing but 
God's holy word, and those lessons that I 
have taken out of God's blessed book, the 
Holy Bible ; and I am come hither this 
day to seal it with my blood." OneHolmes, 
a yeoman of the guard,who had used him 
cruelly all the way, then struck him a 
violent blow on the head " with a waster," 
and said, " Is that the keeping of thy pro- 
mise, thou heretick ?" Whereupon Taylor 
knelt on the earth and prayed, and a 
poor, but faithful woman, stepped from 
among the people to pray with him : the 
guards would fain have thrust her away, 
they threatened to tread her down with 
their horses, but she was undismayed, and 
would not remove, but remained and 
prayed with him. Having finished his 
devotions he went to the stake, and kissed 
it, and placed himself in a pitch-barrel 



which had been set for him to stand in ; 
and he stood with his back upright 
against the stake, and he folded his hands 
together, and he lifted his eyes towards 
heavpn, and he prayed continually. Then 
they bound him with chains, and the 
sheriff called one Richard Donningham, 
a butcher, and commanded him to set up 
the faggots, but he said, " I am lame, sir, 
and not able to lift a faggot.'' The she- 
riff threatened to send him to prison, but 
the man refused to obey his command 
notwithstanding. Then the sheriff ap- 
pointed to this labour one Mullcine of 
Carsey, " a man for his virtues fit to be a 
hangman." Soyce, a very drunkard, 
a man named Warwick, and one Ro- 
bert King, " a deviser of interludes." 
These four set up the faggots, and pre- 
pared for making ready the fire, and 
Warwick cast a faggot at the martyr, 
which lit upon his head and wounded his 
face, so that the blood ran down. Taylor 
said, " O, friend ! I have harm enough, 
what .needed that?" Then, while he re- 
peated the psalm Miserere, in English, 
sir John Shelton struck him on the mouth : 
" You knave," said he, " speak Latin ; or 
I will make thee." At last they set the 
faggots on fire, and Taylor, holding 
up both his hands, called on God, crying, 
" Merciful Father of Heaven ! for Jesus 
Christ our saviour's sake, receive my soul 
into thy hands !" He stood, during his 
burning, without crying or moving, till 
Soyce struck him on the head with a hal- 
berd, and the brains falling out, the 
corpse fell down into the fire.* 

While some may deem this narrative of 
Rowland Taylor's conduct too circum- 
stantial, others perhaps may not so deem. 
It is to be considered as exemplifying the 
manners of the period wherein the event 
occurred, and may at least be acceptable 
to many. It will assuredly be approved by 
a few who regard inflexible adherence to 
principle, at the hazard of death itself, as 
preferable to a conscience-consuming sub- 
serviency, which, while it truckles to what 
the mind judges to be false, depraves the 
heart, and saps the foundations of public 
virtue. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 05. 

* Acts and Monuments. 



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jfebruarp 10. 

Biographical Notice. 

1818. On this day died in London, 
captain Thomas Morris, aged 74, a man 
of highly cultivated 'mind, who was born 
in its environs, and for whom when young 
a maternal uncle, of high military rank, 
procured an ensign cy. He beat for re- 
cruits at Bridgewater, and enlisted the af- 
fections of a Miss Chubb of that town, 
whom he married. He was ordered 
with his regiment to America, where he 
fought by the side of general Montgo- 
mery. 

Captain Morris at one time was taken 
by the Indians, and condemned to the 
stake; at the instant the women and 
children were preparing to inflict its tor- 
tures, he was recognised by an old 
sachem, whose life he had formerly saved, 
and who in grateful return pleaded so 
powerfully in his behalf, that he was un- 
bound and permitted to return to his 
friends, who had given him up for lost. 
He published an affecting narrative of his 
captivity and sufferings ; yet he was so 
attached to the Indian mode of life, that 
he used to declare they were the only 
human beings worthy of the name of MEN. 
On his return from America to England, 
he quitted the army and gave himself to 
literary studies, and the conversation of a 
few enlightened friends. In the midst of 
" the feast of reason, and the flow of 
soul/' he often sighed for the grand 
imagery of nature, the dashing cataracts 
of Columbia, the wild murmurs of rivers 
rolling through mountains, woods, and 
deserts. Having met with some disap- 
pointments which baffled his philosophy, 
he sought a spot for retirement, and found 
it in a nursery garden, at Paddington. 
Here in a small cottage, he compared 
Pope's translation of Homer with the 
original, in which he was assisted by 
Mr. George Dyer, a gentleman well quali- 
fied for so pleasing a task. In this pur- 
suit he passed some years, which he de- 
clared were the happiest of his life. 

With partiality for the dead languages, 
he was sensible to the vigour and copious- 
ness of his own : he translated Juvenal 
into English, and enriched it with many 
notes, but it was never printed. He pub- 
lished a little poem, entitled " Quashy, or 
the Coal-black Maid," a pathetic West 
India story. He lived in the style of a gen- 
tleman, and left a handsome sum to his 
children. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR, 
Mean Temperature ... 39 92. 

jTebruarp 11. 

CHRONOLOGY 

1763. William Shenstone, the poet, 
died at his celebrated residence the Lea- 
sowes, near Hagley, in Worcestershire. 
He was born at Hales Owen, Shropshire, 
in 1714. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 40 00. 

jfebruarp 12. 

1826. First Sunday in Lent. 
The communion service of the church 
of England for the Sundays in Lent, was 
extracted from the offices appointed for 
these Sundays by the missal of Sarum, 
excepting the collect for the first Sunday, 
which was composed by the compilers of 
the liturgy, and also excepting the gospel 
for the second Sunday 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 37. 



13. 



Valentine's Eve. 

1826. Hilary term ends. Cambridge term 
begins. 

VALENTINE'S EVE AT SWAFFHAM. 
For the Every-Day Book. 

At Swaffham in Norfolk it is customary 
to send valentines on this evening. Watch- 
ing for a convenient opportunity, the door 
is slyly opened, and the valentine, attached 
to an apple or an orange, is thrown in ; a 
loud rap at the door immediately follows, 
and the offender, taking to his heels, is off 
instantly. Those in the house, generally 
knowing for what purpose the announc- 
ing rap was made, commence a search 
for the juvenile billet doux : in this man- 
ner, numbers are disposed of by each 
youth. By way of teasing the person 
who attends the door, a white oblong 
square, the size of a letter, is usually 
chalked on the step of the door, and, 
should an attempt be made to pick it up, 
great amusement is thus afforded to some 
of the urchins, who are generally watch- 
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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... ^8 10. 



14. 



OLD CANDLEMAS DAY. 

Valentine. 

Referring to vol. i. from p. 215 to 230, for 
information concerning the origin of this 
festival of lovers, and the manner wherein 
it is celebrated, a communication is sub- 
joined concerning a custom now observed 
in Norfolk. 

VALENTINE'S DAY AT LYNN. 

For the Every-Day Book. 
Independent of the homage paid to St. 
Valentine on this day at Lynn, (Norfolk,) 
it is in other respects a red-letter day 
amongst all classes of its inhabitants, 
being the commencement of its great 
annual mart. This mart was granted by 
a charter of Henry VIII., in the twenty- 
seventh year of his reign, to begin on 
the day next after the feast of the purifi- 
cation of the blessed virgin Mary, and to 
continue six days next following," 
(though now it is generally prolonged to 
a fortnight.) Since the alteration of the 
style, in 1752, it has been proclaimed on 
Valentine's day. About noon, the mayor 
and corporation, preceded by a band of 
music, and attended by twelve decrepit 
old men, called from their dress "Red 
eoats," walk in procession to proclaim 
the mart, concluding by opening the an- 
tiquated, and almost obsolete court of 
" Piepowder." Like most establishments 
of this nature, it is no longer attended for 
the purpose it was first granted, business 
having yielded to pleasure and amuse- 
ment. Formerly Lynn mart and Stour- 
b-idge (Stirbitch) fair,* were the only 
places where small traders in this and the 
adjoining counties, supplied themselves 
with their respective goods. No transac- 
tions of this nature now take place, and 
the only remains to be perceived, are the 
" irart prices," still issued by the grocers. 
Here the thrifty housewives, for twenty 



miles round, laid in their annual store of 
soap, Btarch, &c., and the booth of 
" Green" from Limehouse, was for three 
generations the emporium of such art: 
cles; but these no longer attend. A 
great deal of money is however spent, a. 
immense numbers of persons assemble 
from all parts. Neither is their any lack 
of incitements to unburthen the pockets: 
animals of every description, tame and 
wild, giants and dwarfs, tumblers, jug- 
glers, peep-shows, &c., all unite their at- 
tractive powers, in sounds more discord- 
ant than those which annoyed the ears of 
Hogarth's " enraged musician." 

The year 1796 proved particularly un- 
fortunate to some of the inhabitants of 
Marshland who visited the mart. On the 
evening of February 23, eleven persons, 
returning from the day's visit, were 
drowned by the upsetting of a ferryboat; 
and on the preceding day a man from 
Tilney, going to see the wild beasts, and 
putting his hand to the lion's mouth, had 
his arm greatly lacerated, and narrowly 
escaped being torn to pieces. 

In the early part of the last century, an 
old building, which, before the reforma- 
tion, had been a hall belonging to the 
guild of St. George, after being applied to 
various uses, was fitted up as a theatre, 
(and by a curious coincidence, where 
formerly had doubtless been exhibited, as 
was customary at the guild feasts, religious 
mysteries and pageants of the catholic 
age, again was exhibited the mysteries and 
pageants of the protestant age,) during 
the mart and a few weeks afterwards ; 
bat with no great success, as appears by 
an anecdote related of the celebrated 
George Alexander Stevens. Having in 
his youthful days performed here with a 
strolling company, who shared amongst 
them the receipts of the house, after 
several nights' performance to nearly 
empty benches, while performing the part 
of Lorenzo, in Shakspeare's " Merchant of 
Venice," he thus facetiously parodied the 
speech of Lorenzo to Jessica, in the fifth 
act, as applicable to his distressed cir- 
cumstances : 



" Oh Jessica ! in such a night as this we came to town, 
And since that night we've shar'd but half a crown ; 
Let you and I then bid these folks good night, 
For if we longer stay, they'll starve us quite." 



' V Uitat - laW t0 5 place between !** and Cambridge respecting the toll ol 
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This neglect of the drama is not, how- 
ever, to be attributed to the visitors or the 
inhabitants at the present day, a very 
elegant and commodious theatre having 
been erected in 1814, at a considerable 
expense, in another part of the town. 
But even here, a fatality attends our ca- 
tholic ancestors, indicative of the instabi- 
dty of all sublunary affairs. The theatre 
has been erected on the site of the clois- 
ters and cemetry of the grey friars' monas- 
tery, the tall, slender tower of which is" 
still standing near, and is the only one re- 
maining out of ten monasteries found in 



Lynn at the dissolution ; where, but for 
the lustful rapacity of that tyrannical 
" defender of the faith/' Henry VIII., this 
sacred asylum of our departed ancestors 
would not have been profaned, nor their 
mouldering particles disturbed, by a 
building as opposite to the one originally 
erected, as darkness is to light. Thus 
time, instead of consecrating, so entirely 
obliterates our veneration for the things 
of yesterday, that the reflecting mind can- 
not forbear to exclaim with the moralist of 
old. *' Sic transit gloria mandi." 

K. 




, of 

Aged 74, A.. D. 1824. 



" Here's David's likeness for his book, 
All those who buy may at it look, 
As he is in his present state, 
Now printed from a copper-plate." 






These lines arc beneath the portrait 
from whence the above engraving is taken. 
It is a very faithful likeness of David 
Love, only a little too erect : not quite 
enough of the stoop of the old man of 
76 in it, but it is a face and a figure 
which will be recognised by thousands in 
Nottingham andNottinghamshire. The 
VOL. II. 60. 



race of the old minstrels has been 
extinct ; that of the ballad-singers is fast 
following it yet David is both one and 
the other. He is a bard and a caroller, 
a wight who has wandered over as many 
hills and dales as any of the minstrels and 
troubadours of old; a man who has 
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ing wh 5 nas seen many ups and downs, 
and has seldom failed to put his trials and 
hardships into rhyme. He is the poet 
of poverty and patience teaching expe- 
rience. He has seen the 

" huts where poor men lie" 

all his life ; yet he has never ceased to 
chant as he proceeded on his painful 
pilgrimage, like the " nightingale with a 
thorn in her breast " It is true, he does 
not carry his harp to accompany his 
strains, but he carries his life, " The Life, 
Adventures, and Experience of David 
Love, written by Himself. Fifth edition :" 
and well doth it deserve both its title and 
sale. A curious, eventful story of a poor 
man's it is. First he is a poor parent- 
deserted lad ; then he has wormed himself 
into good service, and afterwards into a 
coal-pit, where he breaks his bones and 
almost crushes out life ; then he is a tra- 
veller, a shopkeeper, a soldier fighting 
against the Highland rebels; he falls in 
love,gets into wedlock and a workhouse, is 
never in despair, and never out of trouble; 
with a heart so buoyant, that, like a cork 
on a boisterous flood, however he might 
be plunged into the depths, he is sure to 
rise again to the surface, and in all places 
and cases still pours out his rhymes pic- 
tures of scenes around him, strange cabins 
and strange groups, love verses, acrostics, 
hymns, &c. 

" I have composed many rhymes, 
On various subjects, and the times, 
And call'd the trials of prisoners' crimes 

The cash to bring ; 
When old I grew, composed hymns, 

And them did sing." 

So David sped, and so he speeds now in 
his 77th year, only that his travels have 
left him finally fixed at Nottingham. His 
wars and his loves have vanished; his cir- 
cle of action has annually become more 
and more contracted ; till, at length, the 
town includes the whole field of his per- 
ambulations, and even that is almost more 
than his tottering frame can traverse. Yet 
there he is ! and the stranger who visits 
Nottingham will be almost sure to see 
him, as represented in the print, .crossing 
the market-place, with a parcel of loose 
papers in his hand ; a rhyming account 
of the last Goose Fair, a flood, an ex- 
ecution, or one of David's own mar- 
riages, for be it known to thee, gentle 
reader, that David Love has been a true 
son of the family of the Loves. He has 
not sung his amatory lays for naught ; he 



has captivated the hearts cf no less than 
three damsels, and he has various and me- 
morable experience in wives. 

David, like many of our modern ge- 
niuses, is a Scotchman. He tells us that 
he was born near Edinbuigh, but the pre- 
cise place he affects not to know. The 
fact is, he is not very strong in his faith 
that, as he has tasted the sweets of a 
parish, he cannot be removed, and thinks 
it best to keep his birth-place secret : but 
the spot is Torriburn, on the Forth, the 
Scotch Highgate. David " has been to 
mair toons na Torriburn/' as the Scotch 
say, when they intimate that they are not 
to be gulled. 

After sustaining many characters in the 
drama of life whilst yet very young, a 
schoolmaster among the rest, he fairly 
flung himself and his genius upon the 
world, and rambled from place to place 
in Scotland, calling around him all the 
young ears and love-darting eyes by his 
original ballads. It was a dangerous life, 
and David did not escape scatheless. 
" At length so very bold I grew, 
My songs exposed to public view, 
And crowds of people round me drew, 

/ was so funny ; 
From side to side I nimbly flew 

To catch the money." 

And he caught not only money, but matri- 
mony, and such a wife ! alas ! for poor 
David ! 

" As she always will rule the roast, 
I'd better be tied to a post, 

And whipped to death, 
Than with her tongue to be so tossed, 

And bear her wrath. 
She called me both rogue and fool, 
And over me she strove to rule ; 
I sat on the repenting stooW 

There tears I shed ; 
Sad my complaint, I said, O dool ! % 

That e'er I wed." 

The next step evidently enough was 
enlisting, which he did into the duke of 
Buccleugh's regiment ; where, he says, he 
distinguished himself by writing a song 
in compliment of the regiment and its 
noble commander, concluding with, 

" Now, at the last., what do you think 

Of the author, David Love ?" 
And whenever the duke and the officers 
saw him, they were sure to point, and 
say, " What do you think of the author, 
jjarad Love ?" These seem to have been 
David's golden days. Nut only 

" One hand the pen, and one the sword did 
wield," 



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but he was also an actor of plays for the 
amusement of the officers. However, his 
discharge came, and adventures crowded 
thickly upon him. He traversed England 
in all directions, married a second and a 
third time, figured away in London and 
Edinburgh, and finally in Nottingham, 
with ballads and rhymes of his own com- 
posing ; saw the inside of a prison, was 
all but hanged for his suspicious and no- 
madic poverty, and after all, by his own 
showing, is now to be classed with the 
most favoured of mortals : 

" I am now 76 years of age, and I both 
see and hear as well as I did thirty years 
ago. My wife is aged about fifty, and 
has been the space of a year in tolerable 
health. She works hard at her silk- 
wheel, to assist me ; is an excellent house- 
wife ; gossips none : cleanly in cooking, 
famous at washing, good at sewing, mark- 
ing, and mending her own and children's 
clothes. For making markets none can 
equal her. Consults me in every thing, 
to find if I think it right, before she pro- 
ceeds to buy provisions, or clothes; strives 
to please me in every thing; and always 
studies my welfare, rejoicing when I am 
in health, grieved when I am pained or 
uneasy. She is my tender nurse to nourish 
me, my skilful doctress to administer re- 
lief when I am in sickness or in pain ; in 
short, a better wife a poor man never 
had." 

Truly, David, I think so too! A happy 
man art thou to be possessed of such an 
incomparable helpmate; and still hap- 
pier that, unlike many a prouder bard, 
thou art sensible of thy blessings. 

To show that although our minstrel 
often invokes the muse to paltry subjects 
for paltry gains, yet he can sometimes 
soar into a higher region, I give the fol- 
lowing : 

THE CHILD'S DREAM. 
The tubstance thereof being founded on fact 

I'll tell you who 1 saw last night, 

As I lay sleeping on my bed ; 
A shining creature all in light, 

To me she seemed a heavenly maid. 

I meet her tripping o'er the dew, 
Fine as a queen of May, mamma ; 

She saw, she smiled, she to me flew, 
And bade me come away, mamma. 

I looked, I loved, I blushed awhile, 
Oh ! how could I say no, mamma ? 

She spoke so sweet, so sweet did smile, 
I was obliged to go, mamma. 



For love my tender heart beguiled, 

I felt unusual flames, mamma ; 
My inward fancy turned so wild, 

So very strange my dream, mamma. 

Indeed I was, I know not how, 
Oh had you only been with me ; 

Such wonders opened to my view, 
As few but holy angels see. 

Methought we wandered in a grove, 
All green with pleasant fields, mamma ; 

In joyful measures on we move, 
As music rapture yields, mamma. 

She took me in her snow-white hand, 
Then led me through the air mamma. 

Far higher above sea and land, 
Than ever eagles were, mamma. 

The sea and land, with all their store, 
Of rivers, woods, and lofty hills, 

Indeed they did appear no more 
Than little streams or purling rills. 

I sought my dear papa's estate, 
But found it not at all, mamma ; 

The world in whole seemed not so great 
As half a cannon-ball, mamma. 

We saw the sun but like a star, 
The moon was like a mustard seed ; 

Like Elias in, his fiery car, 
All glorious winged with light'ning speed. 

Swift as our thoughts, oh joyful day . 

We glanced through all the boundless 

spheres ; 
Their music sounding all the way, 

Heaven sweetly rushing in our ears, 

Now opens, and all we saw before 

Were lost entirely to our view ; 
The former things are now no more, 

To us all things appeared new. 

No death is there, nor sorrow there, 
E'er to disturb the heavenly bliss, 

For death, sin, hell, and sorrow are, 
Entirely lost in the abyss. 

With wintry storms the ground ne'er pines 

Clothed in eternal bloom, mamma ; 
For there the sun of glory shines, 

And all the just with him, mamma. 
I saw my sister Anna there, 

A virgin in her youthful prime ; 
More than on earth her features fair, 

And like the holy angels' fine. 

Her robe was all a flowing stream 

Of silver dipt in light, mamma, 
But ah ! it 'woke me from my dream, 

It shone so strong and bright, mamma. 

With this specimen of David's poetica. 
faculties, I leave him to the kind con- 
sideration of the well disposed. 

January, 1826. M. T. 



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NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 42. 



15. 

1826. Ember Week. 
Ember weeks are those in which the 
Ember days fall. A variety of explana- 
tions have been given of the word Em- 
ber, but Nelson prefers Dr. Marechal's, 
" who derives it from the Saxon word 
importing, a circuit or course; so that 
these fasts being not occasional, but re- 
turning every year in certain courses, may 
properly be said to be Ember days, be- 
cause fasts in course." The Ember days 
are the Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday 
after the first Sunday in Lent, and after 
the 13th of December. It is enjoined by 
the xxxi. canon of the church, " that dea- 
cons and ministers be ordained, or made, 
but only on the Sundays immediately fol- 
lowing these Ember feasts."* 



1731. Their majesties king George II. 
and the queen, being desirous of seeing 
"the noble art of printing," a printing 
press and cases were put up at St. James's 
palace on the 15th of February, and the 
duke (of York) wrought at one of the 
cases, to compose for the press a little 
book of his own writing, called "The 
Laws of Dodge-Hare." The two young- 
est princes, likewise, composed their 
names, &c., under the direction of Mr. S. 
Palmer, a printer, and author of the 
"History of Printing," which preceded 
Mr. Ames's more able work.f 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 39 22. 

jfWbruarp 16. 

CHRONOLOGY* 

A question was carried in the house of 
commons for building a bridge over the 
Thames, from Palace-yard to the Surrey 
side. During the debate, that river over- 
flowed its banks by reason of a strong 
spring tide ; the water was higher than 
ever known before, and rose above two 
feet in Westminster -hall, where the 
courts being sitting, the judges, &c. were 
obliged to be carried out. The water 

* Audley's Companion to the Almanac, 
t Gentleman's Magazine. 



came into all the cellars and ground 
rooms near the river on both sides, and 
flowed through the streets of Wapping 
and Southwark, as its proper channel; a 
general inundation covered all the marshes 
and lowlands in Kent, Essex, Suffolk, 
Norfolk, and Lincolnshire, and some 
thousands of cattle were destroyed, with 
several of their owners in endeavouring 
to save them. The tide being brought in 
by a strong wind at N. W. was the highest 
in Lincolnshire of any for 135 years past. 
Seventeen breaches were made, about 
sunrise, in the banks of the river between 
S aiding and Wisbech, with several be- 
tween Wisbech and Lynn, and irreparable 
damage done ; some graziers having lost 
all their cattle. At Clay, in Norfolk, 
waters came over the great beach, almost 
demolished the town, and left nine feet of 
water in the marshes. At Gold Ongar, 
Essex, Mr. Cooper, and four of his ser- 
vants, were drowned in endeavouring to 
save some sheep, the sea wall giving way 
of a sudden. The little isles of Candy 
and Foulness, on the coast of Essex, were 
quite under water ; not a hoof was saved 
thereon, and the inhabitants were taken 
from the upper part of their houses into 
boats. The particular damages may be 
better conceived than related.* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 90. 

dfe&ruarg 17. 

Sittings after Term. 

On the day after the expiration of every 
term, the courts of law continue to sit at 
Westminster, and try causes ; and some 
judges come into London at the. same 
time, for the same purpose. These sit- 
tings are called the " sittings after term," 
and during these periods, suits, arising 
out of clashing claims of important in- 
terests, are usually decided by the verdicts 
of special juries, and other litigations are 
disposed of. 

The origin and progress of every pos- 
sible action, in a court of law, are suc- 
cinctly portrayed by " the Tree of Com- 
mon Law" an engraving in vol. i. p. 
234. It stands there for " ornament and 
use ;" there are plenty of books to explain 
technical terms, and show the practice 
of the courts ; any uninformed person, 

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therefore, may easily obtain further infor- 
mation as to the modes ; and any respect- 
able attorney will advise an inquirer, who 
states all the particulars of his case, con- 
cerning the costs of attempting to sue or 
defend, and the chances of success. After 
proceeding so far, it will be requisite to 
pause, and then, as paramount to the 
legal advice, common sense should weigh 
consequences well, before giving " instruc- 
tions to sue," or " defend," in 

that wide and pathless maze 

Where law and custom, truth and fiction, 

Craft, justice, strife, and contradiction, 

With every blessing of confusion, 

Quirk, error, quibble, and delusion, 

Are all, if rightly understood, 

Like jarring ministers of state, 

'Mid anger, jealousy, and hate, 

In friendly coalition joined, 

To harmonize and bless mankind. 

To some " whimsical miscellanies," 
subjoined at the place aforesaid, can be 
added or annexed, more or many others, 
of the same or the like kind. The reali- 
ties of law may be relieved by the pleasures 
of imagination, and the heaviness of the 
" present sittings" be enlivened by a 
reported case, in the words of the re- 
porter, (Stevens'* Lect.) premising, how- 
ever, that he first publicly stated, with his 
head in his wig, and with a nosegay in 
his hand, 

" Law is law, law is law, and as, in 
such and so forth, and hereby, and afore- 
said, provided always, nevertheless, not- 
withstanding. Law is like a country 
dance, people are led up and down in it 
till they are tired. Law is like a book of 
surgery, there are a great many terrible 
cases in it. It is also like physic, they 
that take least of it are best off. Law is 
like a homely gentlewoman, very well to 
follow. Law is also like a scolding wife, 
very bad when it follows us. Law is like 
a new fashion, people are bewitched to 
get into it ; it is also like bad weather, 
most people are glad when they get out 
of it." The same learned authority ob- 
serves, that the case before referred to, 
and hereafter immediately stated, came 
before him, that is to say, 

Bullum v. Boatum. 

Boaium v. Bullum. 

There were two farmers, farmer A and 
farmer B. Farmer A was seized or pos- 
sessed of a bull ; farmer B was seized or 
possessed of a ferry-boat. Now the owner 
of the ferry-boat, having made his boat 
fest to a post on shore, with a piece of 



hay, twisted rope fashion, or as we say, 
vulgo vocato, a hay-band. After he had 
made his boat fast to a post on shore, as 
it was very natural for a hungry man to 
do, he went up toivn to dinner ; farmer 
A's bull, as it was very natural for a 
hungry bull to do, came down town to 
look for a dinner ; and the bull observing 
discovering, seeing, and spying out, some 
turnips in the bottom of the ferry-boat 
the bull scrambled into the ferry-boat 
he eat up the turnips, and to make an 
end of his meal, he fell to work upon the 
hay-band. The boat being eaten from its 
moorings, floated down the river, with 
the bull in it : it struck against a rock 
beat a hole in the bottom of the boat, 
and tossed the bull overboard. There- 
upon the owner of the bull brought his 
action against the boat, for running away 
with the bull, and the owner of the boat 
brought his action against the bull for 
running away with the boat. 

At trial of these causes, Bullum , 
Boatum, Boatum v. Bullum, the counsel 
for the bull began with saying, 

" My lordy and you, gentlemen of the 
jury, 

" We are counsel in this cause for the 
bull. We are indicted for running away 
with the boat. Now, my lord, we have 
heard of running horses, but never of 
running bulls before. Now, my lord, the 
bull could no more run away with the 
boat than a man in a coach may be said 
to run away with the horses ; therefore, 
my lord, how can we punish what is not 
punishable? How can we eat what is 
not eatable ? Or how can we drink what 
is not drinkable ? Or, as the law says, 
how can we think on what is not think- 
able ? Therefore, my lord, as we are 
counsel in this cause for the bull, if the 
jury should bring the bull in guilty, the 
jury would be guilty of a bull." 

The counsel for the boat affirmed, that 
the bull should be nonsuited, because 
the declaration did not specify of what 
colour he was ; for thus wisely, and thus 
learnedly spoke the counsel : " My lord, 
if the bull was of no colour, he must be of 
some colour ; and if he was not of any 
colour, of what colour could the bull be -?" 
I overruled this objection myself (says the 
reporter) by observing the bull w/as. a 
white bull, and that white is no colour ; 
besides, as I told my brethren, they, should 
not trouble their heads to talk of colour in., 
the law, for the law can colour any thing. 
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award, both bull and boat were acquitted, 
it being proved that the tide of the river 
carried them both away. According to 
the legal maxim, there oannot be a wrong 
without a remedy, I therefore advised a 
fresh case to be laid before me, and was oi 
opinion, that as the tide of the river carried 
t)oth bull and boat away, both bull and 
ooat had a right of action against the water- 
bailiff. 

Upon this opinion an action was com- 
menced and this point of lawtirose, how, 
whether, when, and whereby, or by whom, 
the facts could be proved on oath, as the 
boat was not compos mentis. The evidence 
point was settled by Boatum's attorney, 
who declared that for his client he would 
swear any thing. 

At the trial, the water-bailiffs charter 
was read, from the original record in true 
law Latin, to support an averment in the 
declaration that the plaintiffs were carried 
away either by the tide of flood, or the 
tide of ebb. The water-bailiffs charter 
stated of him and of the river, whereof or 
wherein he thereby claimed jurisdiction, 
as follows : Aquce bailiffi, est magistrates 
in choisi, sapor omnibus, fishibus, qui ha- 
buerunt finnos et scalos, claivs, shells, et 
talos, qui swimmare infreshibus,velsal- 
tibus, riveris, lakos, pondis, canalibus et 
well boats, sive oysteri, prawni, wkitini, 
shrimpi, turbutus solus ; that is, not tur- 
bots alone, but turbots and soals both 
together. Hereupon arose a nicety of law ; 
for the law is as nice as a new-laid egg, 
and not to be understood by addle-headed 
people. Bullum and Boatum mentioned 
both ebb and flood, to avoid quibbling ; 
but it being proved, that they were carried 
away neither by the tide of flood, nor by 
the tide of ebb, but exactly upon the top 
of high water, they were nonsuited ; and 
thereupon, upon their paying all costs, 
they were allowed, by the court, to begin 
again, de novo. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 82. 

jfebruarg 18. 

Revivification of Trees. 
Mr. Arthur Aikin, in his " Natural 
History of the Year," narrates the first 
vital function in trees on the conclusion 
of winter. This is the ascent of the sap 
after the frost is moderated, and the earth 
sufficiently thawed. The absorbent ves- 
sels composing the inner bark reach to 
the extremity of the fibres of the roots, 



and thus, through the roots, imbibe water, 
which, mixing there with a quantity of 
saccharine matter, forms sap, and is from 
thence abundantly distributed through 
the trunk and branches to every indivi- 
dual bud. The birch tree in spring, on 
being tapped, yields its sap, which is fer- 
mented into wine. The palm tree in the 
tropics of the same season yields its sap 
by the same method, which is made into 
palm wine, and the sap of the swgar 
maple in North America being boiled, 
yields the maple sugar. 

" This great accession of nourishment 
(the sap} causes the bud to swell, to 
break through its covering, and to spread 
into blossoms, or lengthen into a shoot 
beaiing leaves. This is \\\Q first process, 
and, properly speaking, is all that belongs 
to the springing or elongation of trees ; 
and in many plants, that is, all those 
which are annual or deciduous, there is 
no other process ; the plant absorbs juices 
from the earth, and in proportion to the 
quantity of these juices increases in size : 
it expands its blossoms, perfects its fruit, 
and when the ground is incapable by 
drought or frost of yielding any more 
moisture, or when the vessels of the plant 
are not able to draw it up, the plant 
perishes. But in trees, though the be- 
ginning and end of the first process is 
exactly similar to what takes places in 
vegetables, yet there is a second process, 
which at the same time that it adds to 
their bulk, enables them to endure and 
go on increasing through a long series of 
years. 

" The second process begins soon after 
the first, in this way. At the base of the 
footstalk of each leaf a small bud is gra- 
dually formed ; but the absorbent vessels 
of the leaf having exhausted themselves 
in the formation of the bud, are unable 
to bring it nearer to maturity: in this 
state it exactly resembles a seed, contain- 
ing within it the rudiments of vegetation, 
but destitute of absorbent vessels to nou- 
rish and evolve the embryo. Being sur- 
rounded, however, by sap, like a seed in 
moist earth, it is in a proper situation for 
growing ; the influence of the sun sets in 
motion the juices of the bud and of the 
seed, and the first operation in both of 
them is to send down roots a certain 
depth into the ground for the purpose of 
obtaining the necessary moisture. The 
bud accordingly shoots down its roots 
upon the inner bark of the tree, till they 
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Winter now arriving, the cold and defect 
of moisture, owing to the clogged condi- 
tion of the absorbent vessels, cause the 
fruit and leaves to fall, so that, except the 
provision of buds with roots, the remain- 
der of the tree, like an annual plant, is 
entirely dead : the leaves, the flowers, 
and fruit are gone, and what was the 
inner bark, is no longer organized, while 
the roots of the buds form a new inner 
bark; and thus the buds with their roots 
contain all that remains alive of the whole 
tree. It is owing to this annual renova- 
tion of the inner bark, that the tree in- 
creases in bulk ; and a new coating being 
added every year, we are hence furnished 
with an easy and exact method of ascer- 
taining the age of a tree by counting the 
number of concentric circles of which the 
trunk is composed. A tree, therefore, 
properly speaking, is rather a congeries 
of a multitude of annual plants, than a 
perennial individual. 

" The sap in trees always rises as soon 
as the frost is abated, that when the sti- 
mulus of the warm weather in the early 
spring acts upon the bud, there should be 
at hand a supply of food for its nourish- 
ment ; and if by any means the sap is 
prevented from ascending at the proper 
time, the tree infallibly perishes. Of this 
a remarkable instance occurred in Lon- 
don, during the spring succeeding the 
hard winter of the year 1794. The snow 
and ice collecting in the streets so as to 
become very inconvenient, they were 
cleared, and many cartloads were placed 
in the vacant quarters of Moorfields ; 
several of these heaps of snow and frozen 
rubbish were piled rotnd some of the 
elm-trees that grow there. At the return 
of spring, those of the trees that were not 
surrounded with the snow expanded their 
leaves as usual, while the others, being 
still girt with a large frozen mass, conti- 
nued quite bare; for the fact was, the 
absorbents in the lower part of the stem, 
and the earth in which the trees stood, 
were still exposed to a freezing cold. In 
some weeks, however, the snow was 
thawed, but the greater number of the 
trees were dead, and those few that did 
produce any leaves were very sickly, and 
continued in a languishing state all sum- 
mer, and then died." 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 37 92. 



jfebruarp 19. 



1826. Second Sunday in Lent. 
The First Bird's Nest in Spring. 
Of all our native birds, none begins to 
build so soon as the raven : by the latter 
end of this month it has generally laid its 
eggs and begun to sit. The following 
anecdote, illustrative of its attachment to 
its nest, is related by Mr. White in his 
" Natural History of Selborne." " In the 
centre of this grove there stood an oak, 
which, though shapely and tall on the 
whole, bulged out into a large excrescence 
about the middle of the stem. On this a 
pair of ravens had fixed their residence 
for such a series of years, that the oak 
was distinguished by the name of the 
raven-tree. Many were the attempts of 
the neighbouring youths to get at this 
eyry; the difficulty whetted their inclina- 
tions, and each was ambitious of sur- 
mounting the arduous task. But when 
they arrived at the swelling, it jutted out 
so much in their way, and was so far 
beyond their grasp, that the most daring 
lads were awed, and acknowledged the 
undertaking to be too hazardous. So the 
ravens built on, nest upon nest, in per- 
fect security, till the fatal day arrived in 
which the wood was to be levelled. It 
was in the month of February, when those 
birds usually sit. The saw was applied 
to the butt, the wedges were inserted into 
the opening, the woods echoed to the 
heavy blows of the beetle and mallet, the 
tree nodded to ,ts fall, but still the dam 
sat on. A't last, when it gave way, the 
bird was flung from her nest; and though 
her parental affection deserved a bettei 
fate, was whipped down by the twigs, 
which brought her dead to the ground."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 38 37. 

Jfebruarp 20. 

The frays of the Season. 

The roads now are usually heavy, that 
is, the thaws have so entirely liberated 
the water in the earth, that the subsoil, 
which had been expanded by the action of 
the frost, becomes loosened, and, yielding 
mud to the surface, increases the draught 
of carriages. Now, therefore, the com- 

* Aikin's Nat. Hist, of the Year. 



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missioners and agents who execute their 
duty have full employment, and the high- 
ways afford employment to a large num- 



ber of persons who are destitute of their 
customary labour, or unfit for other 
work. 




CrabeUfng m Sfr 

And is it you'd be riding, by Blackwater to Fermoy 1 
You'll be accommodated, to your heart's content and joy, 
There's not a beast, nor car, but what's beautiful and easy ; 
And then the pleasant road bad's the luck but it '11 please ye ! 

MS. Ballad. 



Mr. Crofton Croker's " Researches in 
the South of Ireland," besides accounts of 
scenery and architectural remains, and 
illustrations of popular manners and su- 
perstition, conveys a very good idea of 
the roads and the methods of travelling 
in that part of the sister kingdom. The 
usual conveyance is called a car ; its 
wheels are either a solid block rounded 
to the desired size, or they are formed 
of three pieces of wood clamped toge- 
ther. The wheels are fixed to a massive 
wooden axletree ; this supports the shaft?, 
which are as commonly constructed on the 
outside as on the inside of the wheels. In 
one of these machines Mr. Croker, with a 
lady and gentleman who accompanied him 
on his tour, took their seats. The car and 
horse were precisely of that description 
and condition in the engraving. Mr. W. 
H. Brooke painted a picture of this gen- 
tleman's party, from whence he has oblig- 
ingly made the drawing for the present 



purpose ; the only alteration is in the 
travellers, for whom he has substituted a 
family on their removal from one cabin to 
another. 

This, which is the common Irish car, 
is used throughout the province of Lein- 
ster, the midland counties, and some parts 
of the north. The country, or farmer's 
car always has the wheels on the ouiside 
of the shafts, with a balustrade or up- 
right railing fixed from the shaft to the 
side bars, which rise diagonally from themj 
this sort of enclosure is also at the back. 
This car is open at top for the convenience 
of carrying hay, corn, vegetables, tubs, 
packages, and turf, which is generally 
placed in wicker baskets, called a " kish ;" 
two or four of these placed side by side 
occupy the entire body. The car, with 
the wheels between the shafts, is used io 
like purposes, but has the additional ho- 
nour of being rendered a family convey 
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each other from the top bars, whereon a 
ticking, stuffed with straw, and a quilt or 
coverlid, form a cushion for the comfort 
of the travellers. The car is the common, 
and indeed the only, mode of carrying 
coals in the city of Dublin to the houses 
of the consumers : from six to nine sacks, 



making about half a ton, lie very snugly 
across the bars. Of course, as a family 
conveyance, it is only in use among the 
poorest class in the country. 

The common car somewhat varies in 
shape, as will appear from the following 
figure, also drawn by Mr. Brooke. 




It must be added, that though these 
cars maintain their ground in uncul- 
tivated districts, they are quickly dis- 
appearing, in the improved parts of Ire- 
land, before the Scotch carts introduced 
by the agricultural societies. 

The Irish "jaunting-car," the " jingle," 
the " noddy,'* and a variety of other car- 
riages, which ply for hire in Dublin, are 
wholly distinct and superior vehicles. 

The following interesting narrative, in 
the words of its author, illustrates the na- 
ture of the car, the state of the roads, 
and the " manners" of the people. 

A JAUNT IN A COUNTRY CAR 

From Lismore to Fermoy 
BY T. CROFTON CROKER, ESQ. 

Having hired a car at Lismore to take 
us to Fermoy, and wishing to walk part 
of the way along the banks of the Black- 
water, we desired the driver to meet us 
at a given point. On arriving there, the 
man pretended not to have understood we 
were three in party, and demanded, in 
consequence, an exorbitant addition to 
the sum agreed on. Although we were 
without any other means of conveyance 
for eight Irish miles, it was resolved not 
to submit to this imposition, and we ac- 
cordingly withdrew our luggage and dis- 
missed the car, intending to seek another 
amongst a few cabins that appeared at a 
little distance from the road side. A high 
dispute ensued with the driver, who, of 
course, was incensed at this proceeding, 
and endeavoured to enlist in his cause the 



few straggling peasants that had collected 
around us ; but having taken refuge and 
placed our trunks in the nearest cabin, 
ourselves and property became sacred, 
and the disposition to hostility, which had 
been at first partially expressed, gradually- 
died away. When we began to make 
inquiries for a horse and car of any kind 
to take us into Fermoy, our endeavours 
were for some time fruitless. One person 
had a car, but no horse. Another had a 
car building, which, if Dermot Leary were 
as good as his word, would be finished 
next week some time, " God willing." 
At length we gained intelligence of a 
horse that was " only two miles off, draw- 
ing turf: sure he could be fetched in 
less than no time." But then again, 
" that big car of Thaddy Connor's was 
too great a load for him entirely. Sure' 
the baste would never draw the car into 
Fermoy, let alone their honours and the 
trunks." After some further consultation, 
a car was discovered more adapted to the 
capabilities of the miserable animal thus 
called upon to " leave work and carry 
wood," and though of the commonest 
kind we were glad to secure it. By means 
of our trunks and some straw we formed 
a kind of lodgment on the car, which, 
being without springs and on the worst 
possible of roads, was not exactly a bed 
of down. The severe contusions we re- 
ceived on precipitating into the numerous 
cavities, though no joke, caused some 
laughter ; on which the driver turned 
round with a most facetious expression of 
countenance, suggesting that " May be 
the motion did not just agree with the 



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lady, but never fear, she would soon get 
nsed to it, and be asleep before we got 
half wav to Fermoy." This prediction, 
it will readily be supposed, was not ful- 
filled; and I believe it was three days be- 
fore we recovered from the bruises of that 
journey. It is difficulty to say whether 
our situation will excite mirth or sympathy 
in the minds of our readers, but a sketch 
may do no injury to the description. [In 
Mr. Croker's volume an engraving on 
wood is inserted.] 

Many Irish villages boast a post-chaise, 
the horses for which are not unfrequently 
taken from the plough, and the chaise 
itself submitted to a temporary repair 
before starting, to render it, if the parody 
of a nautical phrase may be allowed, 
" road-worthy ; but the defects are never 
thought of one moment before the chaise 
is required ; and the miseries of posting 
in Ireland have, with justice, afforded 
subject for the caricaturist. Tired horses 
or a break-down are treated by a driver, 
whose appearance is the very reverse of 
the smart jockey-like costume of an Eng- 
lish postilion, with the utmost resigna- 
tion, as matters of unavoidable necessity. 
With a slouched hat slovenly shoes and 
stockings and a long, loose great coat 
wrapped round him, he sits upon a bar 
in front of the carriage and urges on his 
horses by repeated applications of the 
whip, accompanied with the most singu- 
lar speeches, and varied by an involun- 
tary burst of his musical talent, whistling 
a tune adapted to the melancholy pace of 
the fatigued animals, as he walks slowly 
beside them up the ascent of every Mil. 

" Did you give the horses a feed of 
oats at the village where we stopped to 
sketch 1" inquired one of my fellow -tra- 
vellers of the driver, who for the last 
three or four miles had with much exer- 
tion urged on the jaded hacks. 

" I did not, your honour," was the 
reply, " but sure, and they know I pro- 
mised them a good one at Limerick." 

Nor is this instance of pretended un- 
derstanding between man and horse sin- 
gular. Riding once in company with a 
poor farmer from Cork to Mallow, I ad- 
vised him to quicken the pace of his 
steed as the evening was closing in, and 
the lurid appearance of the sky foreboded 
a storm. 

" Sure then that I would with the 
greatest pleasure in life for the honour I 
have out of your company, sir ; but I 
promised the baste to let him walk, and 



I never belie myself to any one, much 
less to a poor creature that carries me 
for, says the baste to me, I'm tired, as 
good right I have, and I'll not go a step 
faster rand you won't make me I scorn 
it says I, so take your own way." 

A verbatim dialogue on an Irish break- 
down happily characterises that accident : 
the scene, a bleak mountain, and the 
time, the return of the driver with ano- 
ther chaise from the nearest station which 
afforded one seven miles distant. 

" Is the carriage you have brought us 
safe r 

(One of the travellers attempts to get 
in) 

" Oh never fear, sir ; wait till I just 
bail out the water and put a little sop 01 
hay in the bottom and sure now and 'tis 
a queer thing that the ould black chaise 
should play such a trick, and it has gone 
this road eleven years and never broke 
down afore. But no wonder poor cratur, 
the turnpike people get money enough 
for mending the roads, and bad luck to 
the bit of it they mend, but put it all in 
their pockets." 

" What, the road ?" 

" Noe, your honour, the money." 

To such as can bear with composure and 
indifference lesser and temporary misfor- 
tunes, those attendant on an Irish tour 
become objects of merriment ; the very 
essence of the innate ingenuity and wit 
of the people is called out by such evils ; 
and the customary benediction muttered 
by the peasant on the meeting a traveller, 
is changed into the whimsical remark or 
shrewd reply that mock anticipation. 

Of late, jingles, as they are termed, 
have been established between the prin- 
cipal towns. These are carriages on easy 
springs, calculated to contain six or eight 
persons. The roof is supported by a 
slight iron frame capable of being unfixed 
in fine weather, and the curtains, which 
may be opened and closed at will, afford 
complete protection from sun and rain ; 
their rate of travelling is nearly the same 
as that of the stage-coach, and they are 
both a cheaper and more agreeable* con- 
veyance. 

On our way from Cork to Youghall in 
one of these machines, we were followed 
by a poor wretch ejaculating the most 
dreadful oaths and imprecations in Irish. 
His head was of an uncommonly large 
and stupid shape, and his idiotic coun- 
tenance was rendered fierce and wild by 
a long and bushy red beard. On our 



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driver giving him a piece of bread, for 
which he had run beside the jingle at 
least half a mile, he uttered three or four 
terrific screams, accompanied by some 
antic and spiteful gestures. I should not 
remark this circumstance here were it 
one of less frequent occurrence ; but on 
most of the public roads in the south of 
Ireland, fools and idiots (melancholy 
spectacles of humanity !) are permitted 
to wander at large, and in consequence 
of this freedom have acquired vicious 
habits, to the annoyance of every pas- 
senger : throwing stones, which they do 
with great dexterity, is amongst the most 
dangerous of their practices, and a case 
is known to me where the wife of a re- 
spectable farmer, having been struck on 
the temple by a stone thrown at her by 
an idiot, died a few days after. Within 
my recollection, Cove-lane, one of the 
most frequented parts of Cork, as leading 
to the Cove-passage, Carrigaline and 
Monkstown roads, was the station of one 
of these idiots, who seldom allowed an 
unprotected woman to pass without fol- 
lowing her, and inflicting the most severe 
pinches on her back and arms ; yet this 
unfortunate and mischievous being for 
many years was suffered by the civil 
power to remain the terror of every fe- 
male, and that too within view of a pub- 
lic asylum for the reception of such. But 
to return from this digression. 

The charges at inferior towns and vil- 
lages are extravagant in an inverse pro- 
portion to the indifference of their accom- 
modation, and generally exceed those of 
the first hotels in the metropolis. Our 
bill at Kilmallock was any thing but 
moderate, and yet the house, though the 
best the town afforded, appeared to be 
one where carmen were oftener lodged 
than gentry. The landlady stood at the 
door, and with a low curtsey and a good- 
humoured smile welcomed us to " the 
ancient city of Kilmallock ;" in the same 
breath informed us, that she was a gentle- 
woman born and bred, and that she had 
a son, " as fine an officer as ever you 
could set eyes on in a day's walk, who 
was a patriarch (a patriot) in South 
America;" then leading us up a dark 
and narrow staircase to the apartment we 
were to occupy, wished to know our 
names and business, whence we came 
and where we were going ; but left the 
room on our inquiring, in the first place, 
what we could have to eat. After wait- 
ing a reasonable time our demands were 



attended to by a barefooted female, who 
to our anxiety respecting what we could 
have for supper, replied with perfect con- 
fidence, " Just any thing you like, sure !" 
" Have you any thing in the house?" 
" Indeed and we have not ; but it's 
likely I might be able to get an egg for 
ye." 

An examination of the bedrooms will 
not prove more satisfactory; a glass or 
soap are luxuries seldom found. Some- 
times one coarse and very small towel is 
provided; at Kilmallock, the measure- 
ment of mine was half a yard in length 
and a quarter in breadth ; its complexion, 
too, evinced that it had assisted in the 
partial ablutions of many unfastidious 
persons. Mr. Arthur Young's constant 
ejaculation, when he lighted on such 
quarters in Ireland, usually occurred to 
my mind, " Preserve me, Fate, from such 
another !" and I have no doubt he would 
agree with me, that two very essential 
requisites in an Irish tour are a stock of 
linen, and a tolerable partiality for bacon. 
But travellers, any more than beggars, 
cannot always be choosers, and those who 
will not submit with patience to the ac- 
cidents and inconveniences of a journey, 
must sit at home and read the road that 
others travel. 

" Who alwaies walkes, on carpet soft and 

s a y> 

Knowes not hard hills, nor likes the moun- 
taine way."* 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature . . 39 * 17. 

jfefcruarp 21. 

Seasonable Rules. 

On p. 187 there is a " Letter," delivered 
to a favourite servant at parting, which 
deserves to be printed in letters of gold, 
or, what is better, because it is easier and 
more useful, it should be imprinted on 
the memory of every person who reads 
it. There are sentiments in it as useful 
to masters and mistresses as their do- 
mestics. The following " Rules " may 
likewise be perused with advantage by 
both ; they are deemed " seasonable, 
because, as good-livers say, good things 
are never out of season. 



* Mr. Croker's Researches in the South of Ir* 
land, 1824, 4to. This gentleman's excursions wer* 
made between the years 18'? and 1822. 



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Rules for Servants. 

I. A good character is valuable to every 
cne, but especially to servants ; for it is 
their bread, and without it they cannot 
be admitted into any creditable family ; 
and happy it is that the best of characters 
is in every one's power to deserve. 

II. Engage yourself cautiously, but 
stay long in your place, for long service 
shows worth as quitting a good place 
through passion, is a folly which is always 
lamented of too late. 

III. Never undertake any place you are 
not qualified for ; for pretending to what 
you do not understand, exposes yourself, 
and, what is still worse, deceives them 
whom you serve. 

IV. Preserve your fidelity ; for a faith- 
ful servant is a jewel, for whom no encou- 
ragement can be too great. 

V. Adhere to truth; for falsehood is 
detestable, and he that tells one lie, must 
tell twenty more to conceal it. 

VI. Be strictly honest ; for it is shame- 
ful to be thought unworthy of trust. 

VII. Be modest in your behaviour ; it 
becomes your station, and is pleasing to 
your superiors. 

VIII. Avoid pert answers ; for civil 
language is cheap, and impertinence pro- 
voking. 

IX. Be clean in your business ; for 
those who are slovens and sluts, are dis- 
respectful servants. 

X. Never tell the affairs of the family 
you belong to ; for that is a sort of trea- 
chery, and often makes mischief; but 
keep their secrets, and have none of 
your own. 

XI. Live friendly with your fellow- 
servants ; for the contrary destroys the 
peace of the house. 

XII. Above all things avoid drunken- 
ness ; for that is an inlet to vice, the ruin 
of your character, and the destruction of 
your constitution. 

XIII. Prefer a peaceable life, with 
moderate gains, to great advantage and 
irregularity. 

XIV. Save your money ; for that will 
be a friend to you in old age. Be not 
expensive in dress, nor marry too soon. 

XV. Be careful of your master's pro- 
perty ; for wastefulness is a sin. 

XVI. Never swear ; for that is a crime 
without excuse, as there is no pleasure 
in it. 

XVII. Be always ready to assist a fel- 
low-servant ; for good feature gains the 
love of every wr.f. 



.XVIIT. Never stay when sent on a 
message ; for waiting long is painful to 
your master, and a quick return shows 
diligence. 

XIX. Rise early ; for it i? difficult to 
recover lost time. 

XX. The servant that often changes his 
place, works only to be poor ; for the 
rolling-stone gathers no moss." 

XXI. Be not fond of increasing your 
acquaintances ; for visiting leads you out 
of your business, robs your master of 
your time, and often puts you to an ex- 
pense you cannot afford. And above all 
things, take care with whom you are ac- 
quainted ; for persons are generally the 
better or the worse for the company they 
keep. 

XXII. When out of place, be careful 
where you lodge; for living in a disre- 
putable house, puts you upon a footing 
with those that keep it, however innocent 
you are yourself. 

XXIII. Never go out on your own 
business, without the knowledge of the 
family, lest in your absence you should 
be wanted ; for " Leave is light," and 
returning punctually at the time you pro- 
mise, shows obedience, and is a proof of 
sobriety. 

XXIV. If yon are dissatisfied with 
your place, mention your objections mo- 
destly to your master or mistress, and 
give a fair warning, and do not neglect 
your business nor behave ill, in order to 
provoke them to turn you away ; for this 
will be a blemish in your character, which 
you must always have from the last place 
you served in. 

***All who pay a due regard to the above 
precepts, will be happy in themselves, will 
never want friends, and will always meet 
with the assistance, protection, and encou- 
ragement of the wealthy, the worthy, and 
the wise. 

The preceding sentences are contained 
in a paper which a young person com- 
mitted to heart on first getting a place, 
and, having steadily observed, obtained a 
character for integrity and worth incapable 
of being shaken. By constantly keeping 
in view that " Honesty is the best policy," 
it led to prosperity, and the faithful 
servant became an opulent employer ol 
servants. 



NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 
Mean Temperature ... 41 70. 



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22. 

GENERAL ELECTION. 

1826. This year may be deemed re- 
markable in the history of modern times, 
for its being the period wherein, for the 
first time within the memory of man, a 
parliament expired by efflux of time. 
Most of the preceding parliaments were 
dissolved, but this attained to its full 
duration of seven years. 



THE FREEMAN'S WELL AT ALNWICK. 
To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. 



Sir, 



Kensington, Feb. 1826. 



I hope the following description of an 
extraordinary custom which has obtain- 
ed at Alnwick, in Northumberland, may 
be considered worthy preservation in 
The Every-Day Book. 

About four miles from the above town 
there is a pond, known by the name of 
the Freeman's well; through which it 
has been customary for the freemen to 
pass from time immemorial before they 
can obtain their freedom. This is con- 
sidered so indispensable, that no exemp- 
tion is permitted, and without passing 
this ordeal the freedom would not be 
conferred. The pond is prepared by 
proper officers in such a manner, as to 
give the greatest possible annoyance to 
the persons who are to pass through it. 
Great dikes, or mounds, are erected in 
different parts, so that the candidate for 
his freedom is at one moment seen at the 
top of one of them only up to his knees, 
and the next instant is precipitated into a 
gulf below, in which he frequently 
plunges completely over head. The water 
is purposely rendered so muddy, that it 
is impossible to see where these dikes 
are situated, or by any precaution to 
avoid them. Those aspiring to the ho- 
nour of the freedom of Alnwick, are 
dressed in white stockings, white panta- 



loons, and white caps. After they have 
" reached the point proposed," they are 
suffered to put on their usual clothes, and 
obliged to join in a procession, and ride 
for several miles round the boundaries of 
the freemen's property a measure which 
is not a mere formality for parade, but 
absolutely indispensable; since, if they 
omit visiting any part of their property, 
it is claimed by his grace the duke of 
Northumberland, whose steward follows 
the procession, to note if any such omis- 
sion occurs. The origin of the practice 
of travelling through the pond is not 
known. A tradition is current, that king 
John was once nearly drowned upon the 
spot where this pond is situated, and 
saved his life by clinging to a holly tree ; 
and that he determined, in consequence, 
thenceforth, that before any candidate 
could obtain the freedom of Alnwick, he 
should not only wade through this pond, 
but plant a holly tree at the door of his 
house on the same day ; and this custom 
is still scrupulously obserred. In the 
month of February, 1824, no less than 
thirteen individuals went through the 
above formalities. 

I am, &c. 

T. A. 



NATURALISTS 7 CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 42 61 . 



23. 



CHRONOLOGY. 

1821. John Keats, the poet, died, 
Virulent and unmerited attacks upon his 
literary ability, by an unprincipled and 
malignant reviewer, injured his rising 
reputation, overwhelmed his spirits, and 
he sunk into consumption. In that state 
he fled for refuge to the climate of Italy, 
caught cold on the voyage, and perished 
in Rome, at the early age of 25. Speci- 
mens of his talents" are in the former 
volume of this work. One of his last 
poems was in prospect of departure from 
his native shores. It is an 



Ode to a Nightingale. 



My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains 
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, 

Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains 
One minute past, and Lethe- wards- had sunk : 



251 THE EVERY-DAY BOOK. FEBRUARY 23 255 

Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, 
But being too happy in thine happiness, 
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the tress, 

In some melodious plot 
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless, 
Singest of summer in full-throated ease. 

2. 
O, for a draught of vintage ! that hath been 

Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved earth, 
Tasting of Flora and the country green, 

Dance, and Provencal song, and sunburnt mirth! 

for a beaker full of the warm South, 
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, 

With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, 

And purple-stained mouth ; 
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, 
And with thee fade away into the forest dim : 

3. 
Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget 

What thou among the leaves hast never known, 
The weariness, the fever, and the fret 

Here, where men sit and hear each other groan ; 
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last grey hairs, 

Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and die? ; 
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow 

And leaden-eyed despairs, 
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, 
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow. 

4. 
Away ! away ! for I will fly to thee, 

Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, 
But on the viewless wings of Poesy, 

Though the dull brain perplexes and retards : 
Already with thee ! tender is the night, 

And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne, 
Cluster'd around by all her starry Fays ; 

But here there is no light, 
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown 

Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy wayi*. 

5. 

1 cannot see what flowers are at my feet, 

Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs, 
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet 

Wherewith the seasonable month endows 
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild ; 
White- hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine; 
Fast fading violets cover'd up in leaves ; 

And mid-May's eldest child, 
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine, 

The murmurous haunt of flies on summer evto. 

6. 

Darkling I listen ; and, for many a time 

I have been half in love with easeful Death, 
Call'd him soft names in many a mused rhyme, 

To take into the air my quiet breath ; 



253 THE EV ERA -DAY BOOK. FEBRUARY 24,25. 254 

Now more than ever seems it rich to die, 

To cease upon the midnight with no pain, 
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad 
In such an ecstasy ! 

Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain- 
To thy high requiem become a sod. 

7. 
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird ! 

No hungry generations tread thee down ; 
The voice I hear this passing night was heard 

In ancient days by emperor and clown : 
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path 

Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home, 
She stood in tears amid the alien corn ; 

The same that oft-times hath 
Charmed magic casements, opening on the foam 
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn. 

8. 
Forlorn ! the very word is like a bell 

To toll me back from thee to my sole self! 
Adieu ! the fancy cannot cheat so well 
As she is famed to do, deceiving elf. 
Adieu ! adieu ! thy plaintive anthem fades 
Past the near meadows, over the still stream, 
Up the hill-side ; and now 'tis buried deep 

In the next valley-glades : 
Was it a vision, or a waking dream ? 

Fled is that music : Do I wake or sleep ? 

This ode was included with " Lamia, mission, and the year and manner of his 

Isabella, the Eve of St. Agnes, and other death, though all concur in saying he was 

Poems," by John Keats, published by martyred. Dr. Cave affirms, that he 

Messrs. Taylor and Hessey, who, in an suffered by the cross. He is presumed 

advertisement at the beginning of the do have died A.D. 61 or 64. 
book, allude to the critical ferocity which 

lastened the poet's death. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. 

NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. M Temperature ... 42 22. 

Mean Temperature. . . 41 57. 

24 - Jfebruarp 25. 

St. Matthias. Holiday at the Public 1826. Third Sunday in Lent. 

Offices. STORM SUPERSTITIONS. 

After the crucifixion, and the death of The stilling of the waves by oil is 

the traitor Judas, Peter, in the midst of briefly noticed at p. 192, and another in- 

.he disciples, they being in number about stance is subjoined. 
a hundred and twenty, proposed the 

election of an apostle in his stead, " and Oil for a fair Wind. 

they appointed two, Joseph, called Bar- C. W., in Dr. Aikin's Athenaeum, 

sabas, who was surnamed Justus, and says : " About twelve years ago, during 

Matthias : and they prayed" to be direct- my stay at Malta, I was introduced to the 

ed in their choice, " and they gave forth bey of Bengazi, in Africa, who was going 

their lots ; and the lot fell upon Matthias, with his family and a large retinue of 

and he was numbered with the eleven servants to Mecca. He very politely 

apostles." (Acts i. 23-26.) Writers dis- offered me and my companion a passage 

agree as to the particular places of his to Egypt. We embarked on board a 



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French brig which the bey had freighted, 
arid very unfortunately were captured by 
an English letter of marque within a few 
leagues of Alexandria. The captain, 
however, was kind enough to allow us to 
proceed, and as we lay becalmed for two 
days, the bey ordered three or four Turk- 
ish flags to be hoisted, and a flask of oil 
to be thrown overboard. On inquiring 
into the purport of the ceremony, we were 
informed that the flask would float to 
Mecca (a pretty long circumnavigation) 
and bring us a fair wind ! As we cast 
anchor in the port soon after, of course 
the ceremony had been propitious ; nor 
did we seek to disturb the credulity of a 
man who had treated us so kindly/' 

We know,- however, that there is " cre- 
dulity " on board English as well as Turk- 
ish vessels ; and that if our sailors do not 
send an oil flask to Mecca, they whistle 
for a wind in a perfect calm, and many 
seem as certainly to expect its appearance, 
as a boatswain calculates on the appear- 
ance of his crew when he pipes all hands. 
Navigation in the Clouds. 

Agobard, archbishop of Lyons, in the 
reign of Charlemagne, and his son, has 
the following passage in his book, " De 
Grandine." " In these districts, almost 
all persons, noble and plebeian, towns- 
men and rustics, old and young, believe 
that hail and thunder may be produced at 
the will of man, that is, by the incanta- 
tions of certain men who are Called Tem- 
pestarii." He proceeds : " We have seen 
and heard many who are sunk in such 
folly and stupidity, as to believe and as- 
sert, that there is a certain country, which 
they call Magonia, whence ships come in 
the clouds, for the purpose of carrying 
back the corn which is beaten off by the 
hail and storms, and which those aerial 
sailors purchase of the said Tempestani." 
Agobard afterwards affirms, that he him- 
self saw in a certain assembly four per- 
sons, three men and a woman, exhibited 
bound, as if they had fallen from these 
ships, who had been kept for some days 
in confinement, and were now brought 
out to be stoned in his presence ; but that 
he rescued them from the popular fury. 
He further says, that there were persons 
who pretended to be able to protect the 
inhabitants of a district from tempests, and 
that for this service they received a pay- 
ment in corn from the credulous country- 
men, which payment was called canoni- 
cum.* 

* Athenaeum. 



A Shrovetide Custom. 

It will appear on reading, that the 
annexed letter came too late for insertion 
under Shrove Tuesday. 

LUDLOW ROPE PULLING. 

To the Editor of the Every-Day Book 



Sir, 



Ludlotv, Shrove Tuesday, 
Feb. 7, 1826. 



Among the customs peculiar to this 
town, that of pulling a rope is not the 
least extraordinary. On Shrove Tuesday 
the corporation provide a rope three 
inches in thickness, and in length thirty- 
six yards, which is given out by a few of 
the members at one of the windows of 
the Market-hall at four o'clock ; when a 
large body of the inhabitants, divided 
into two parties, (the one contending for 
Castle-street and Broad-street Wards, and 
the other for Old-street and Corve-street 
Wards,) commence an arduous struggle; 
and as so\n as either party gains the vic- 
tory by pulling the rope beyond the pre- 
scribed limits, the pulling ceases ; which 
is, however, always renewed by a second, 
and sometimes by a third contest ; the 
rope being purchased by subscription 
from the victorious party, and given out 
again. In the end the rope is sold by 
the victors, and the money, which gene- 
rally amounts to two pounds, or guineas, 
is expended in liquor. I have this day 
been an eye-witness to this scene of con- 
fusion ; the rope was first gained by Old- 
street and Corve-street Wards, and se- 
condly by Castle-street and Broad-street 
Wards. It is supposed, that nearly 2000 
persons were actively employed on this 
occasion. 

Without doubt this singular custom is 
symbolical of some remarkable event, 
and a remnant of that ancient language 
of visible signs, which, says a celebrated 
writer, " imperfectly supplies the want of 
letters, to perpetuate the remembrance of 
public or private transactions." The 
sign, in this instance, has survived the 
remembrance of the occurrence it was 
designed to represent, and remains a 
profound mystery. It has been insinua- 
ted, that the real occasion of this custom 
is known to the corporation, but that for 
some reason or other, they are tenacious 
of the secret. An obscure tradition at- 
tributes this custom to circumstances 
arising out of the siege of Ludlow by 
Henry VI , when two parties arose within 



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the town, one supporting the pretensions 
of the duke of York, and the other wish- 
ing to give admittance to the king ; one 
of the bailiffs is said to have, headed the 
latter party. History relates, that in this 
contest many lives were lost, and that the 
bailiff, heading his party in an attempt to 
open Dinham gate,, fell a victim there. 

R. J 



NATURALISTS* CALENDAR. 

Mean Temperature ... 41 16. 

jfdbruarp 26. 

1826. Third Sunday in Lent. 

Penderill Family. 
1732, February 26. The title to an 



estate of 100/. per annum, which had been 
settled on the Penderill family " for pre- 
serving king Charles II. in the oak," was 
sued for on behalf of an infant claiming 
to be heir-at-law, and the issue was this 
day tried in the court of king's bench. It 
was proved that Mr. Penderill, after mar- 
rying the mother of the claimant, retired 
into Staffordshire two years before he died; 
that during that time he had no inter- 
course with his wife, and that the infant 
was born about the time of her husband's 
death. In consequence of this evidence 
a verdict was found for the defendant, 
and thereby the child was declared to be 
illegitimate.* 

* Gentleman's Magazine. 




A respected correspondent, S. G., not 
remembering to have met with a represent- 
ation of this remarkable seal in any work, 
and conceiving its appearance in the 
Every-Day Book may gratify many rea- 
ders, obligingly transmits a fine impres- 
sion, taken in February,! 826, from whence 
the present engraving has been made with 
at least as much fidelity as the antiquity 
of the original permitted. " This seal," 
he says, is quite distinct from the city 
seal. It is kept at the Mansion-house, in 
the custody of the gate-porter, and is now 

VOL. II. 61. 



used for the purpose of authenticating do- 
cuments forwarded to foreign countries 
upon affidavit sworn before the lord mayor: 
it is also used for sealing the precepts 
which are issued preparatory to St. 
Thomas's-day for the 'election of common 
councilmen arid ward officers." The fol- 
lowing is the inscriptioa round the seal, 
" Sigillum Officii Majoratus Civitatis 
Londini :" this legend is indistinct from 
wear. 

The history of this seal is especially re- 
markable, because it is connected with the 



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origin of the " dagger" in the city arms. 
On this subject Maitland and other his- 
torians have taken so much only from 
Stow as seemed to them to suit their pur- 
pose ; what that author relates, therefore, 
is here extracted verbatim. He introduces 
it by saying, " In the year 1381, William 
Walworth, then maior, a most provident, 
valiant, and learned citizen, did by his ar- 
rest of Wat Tyler, (a presumptuous rebell 
upon whom no man durst lay hands,) de- 
liver the king and kingdome from the dan- 
ger of most wicked traitors, and was for 
his service knighted in the field as before 
hath been related." In opposition to a 
notion which prevailed in his time, and 
prevails at present, that the " dagger" in 
the civic shield was an augmentation of 
the city arms upon occasion of Wai- 
worth's prowess in Smithfield, Stow says, 
" It hath also been, and is now growne 
to a common opinion, that in reward of 
this service done by the said William 
Walworth against the rebell, that king 
Richard added to the armes of this city 
(which was argent, a plaine crosse gules) 
a sword, or dagger, (for so they terme it,) 
whereof I have read no such record, but 
to the contrary. I finde that in the fourth 
yeere of king Richard the second, in a 
full assembly made in the upper chamber 
of the Guildhall, summoned by this Wil- 
liam Walworth, then maior, as well of 
aldermen as of the common councell in 
every ward, for certain affaires concern- 
ing the king, it was there by common 
consent agreed and ordained, that the 
old seale of the office of the maioralty of 
the city being very small, old, unapt, and 
uncomely for the honour of the city, 
should be broken, and one other new 
seale bee had ; which the said maior 
commanded to be made artificially, and 
honourably, for the exercise of the said 
office therafter, in place of the other. In 
which new seale, besides the images of 
Peter and Paul, which of old were rudely 
engraven, there should be under the feet 
of the said images a shield of the arms of 
the said city, perfectly graven, with two 
lyons supporting the same, and two ser- 
geants of arms : in the other part, one, 
and two tabernacles, in which, above, 
should stand two angels, between whom 
(above the said images of Peter and Paul) 
should be set the glorious Virgin. This 
being done, the old seale of the office was 
delivered to Richard Odiham, chamber- 
lain, who brake it, and in place thereof 
was delivered the new seale to the said 



maior, to use in his office of maioralty as 
occasion should require. This new seale 
seemeth to be made before William Wal- 
worth was knighted, for he is not there 
intituled Sir, as afterwards he was : and 
certain it is, that the same new seale then 
made, is now in use, and none other in 
that office of the maioralty ; which may 
suffice to answer the former fable, with- 
out showing of any evidence sealed with 
the old seale, which was the crosse, and 
sword of Saint Paul, and not the dago-er 
of William Walworth." 

On a partial citation of the preceding 
extract, in Maitland, it is observed by 
S. G., that " the seal at present in use was 
made in pursuance of the order above 
cited, may be deduced from the seal 
itself. In the centre, within a large and 
square compartment, are the effigies of 
Peter and Paul. The former has a mitre 
or tiara on his head, and is attired in the 
pall as bishop of the catholic church, and 
holds a crosier in his left hand. The 
latter saint is known by his usual attri- 
bute, the sword, which he sustains in his 
right hand : above each of these saints is 
a rich canopy. Beneath the compartment 
just described is a shield, bearing the 
present arms of the city, a cross, with a 
dagger in the dexter quarter, supported 
by two lions. It appears to have been 
surmounted with a low pointed arch. 
The centre compartment is flanked by 
two niches, with rich canopies and plinths ; 
in each is a demi-figure bearing a mace, 
and having on its head a triangular cap ; 
these figures, according to the above de- 
scription, are intended to represent two 
sergeants at arms. The canopies to these 
niches terminate in angular pedestals, 
sustaining kneeling statues in the act of 
paying adoration to the Virgin Mary, 
whose effigy, though much effaced, ap- 
pears in the centre niche at the top of the 
seal. From these representations on the 
seal before us, little doubt can remain 
that it is the same which has. been in use 
from the time of sir William Walworth 
to rtie present day. The canopies and 
stall work are of the period in which it is 
supposed to have been made, and are of 
similar design with those fine specimens 
which ornamented the late front of West- 
minster-hall, and the screen to the chapel 
of Saint Edward the Confessor in the 
abbey, and which are still to be seen in 
the restored portion of Westminster-hall, 
as well as the plaster altar-screen lately 
set up in the abbey church." 



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As Wat Tyler's insurrection was in 
1381, the fourth year of Richard II., 
and as that was the year wherein the 
old mayoralty seal was destroyed, and 
the present seal made, our obliging cor- 
respondent, S. G., deems it "a very rea- 
sonable opinion, which many authors 
have entertained on the subject, that the 
dagger in the city arms was really granted 
at that period, in commemoration of 
Walworth having given Tyler the blow 
with that instrument, which was the pre- 
lude to his death/' He says it is also 
further confirmed by the act of the as- 
sembly [the common council], which 
Maitland quotes [after Stow], inasmuch 
as one reason which appears to have been 
urged by them for destroying the old seal 
was on account of the same, at that time, 
being unbecoming the honour of the city, 
which, no doubt, referred to the addi- 
tion of the dagger, which had then lately 
been made to the arms : and it likewise 
goes on further to state, in reference 
thereto, " that beside the images of 
Saint Peter and Paul, was placed the 
shield of the arms of the said city well 
engraved." 

Our correspondent, S. G., will not 
conceive offence at a notion which varies 
from his own opinion ; and probably, 
on reperusing the quotation from Stow 
and the following remarks, he may see 
some reason to abate his present persua- 
sion. 

As a reason for the old seal, in the 
fourth year of Richard II., having been 
ordered by the common council to be 
broken, Stow says it was " very small, 
old, unapt, and uncomely for the honour 
of the city." His description seems to 
set forth its diminutive size and age, its 
" being very small, old," and " unapt," 
as the ground whereon they deemed it 
" uncomely for the honour of the city," 
and therefore caused the old seal to be 
destroyed, and a new one to be made. 
So far this appears to have been Stow's 
view of the matter; and should his autho- 
rity be regarded, our friend S. G, may 
appear to have too hastily assumed that 
the common council order for the de- 
struction of the old seal, as " unbecoming 
the honour of the city, no doubt referred 
to the addition of the dagger which had 
then lately been made to their arms." 
Unless Stow's testimony be disputed, it 
may not only be doubted, but positively 
denied, that the dagger " had then lately 
added to the city arms." Stow 



speaks of it as a " common opinion," 
when he wrote, that upon Walworth's 
striking Wat Tyler with his dagger 
Richard II. therefore " added a sword, or 
dagger, for so they terme it," he says, to 
the city arms ; " whereof," he adds, " I 
have read no such record, but to the con- 
trary." Then he takes pains to relate 
why the ancient seal was destroyed, and 
having stated the reasons already cited, 
he says, li this new seale," the seal now 
before us, " seemeth to be made before 
William Walworth was knighted, for he 
is not there intituled Sir, as he afterwards 
was." Afterwards comes Stow's conclu- 
sion upon the -whole matter : " Certaine it 
is," he says, " that the same new seale 
then made, is now in use, and none other 
in that office of the maioralty : which,'' 
mark his words, " which may suffice to 
answer the former fable, without shewing 
of any evidence sealed with the old seale, 
which was the crosse, and sword of St. 
Paul, and not the dagger of William 
Walworth." What Stow here calls the 
" former fable," was the " common opi- 
nion" stated by himself, " that king 
Richard added to the arms of this city 
(which [in the notion of those who enter- 
tained the opinion] was argent, a plain 
cross gules) a sword, or dagger." That 
the city arms before the time of Richard 
II. was merely " argent a plain cross 
gules," Stow clearly treats as a vulgar 
assumption, " whereof," he says, " I have 
read no such record, but" and these fol- 
lowing words are most notable, " BUT to 
the contrary" This, his declaration " to 
the contrary' being followed by his par- 
ticulars, just laid before the reader, con- 
cerning the present seal. Stow says, " may 
suffice to answer the former fable, with- 
out showing of any evidence sealed with 
the old seale:" that is, without showing 
or producing any document or writing 
" sealed with the old seale, which," to 
clench the matter, he positively affirms, 
" was the crosse, and sword of St. Paul, 
and not the dagger of William Wal- 
worth." 

The cathedral church of the city of 
London is dedicated to St. Paul, who 
suffered martyrdom by the sword, and 
" the old seale," related by Stow to have 
been destroyed, he says, "was the crosse, 
and sword of St. Paul." It therefore 
represented the present shield of the city 
arms, which, on Stow's showing, existed 
before the time of Wat