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FISHING  AND 
SHOOTING  SKETCHES 


From  Copyrij;lit  Photo,  by  Pach. 


Fishing  and 
Shooting  Sketches 

BY 

GROVER  CLEVELAND 


Illustrated  by 
HENRY   S.  WATSON 


NEW    YORK 

THE    OUTING    PUBLISHING    COMPANY 

1906 


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CONTENTS 

PAGE 

THE    MISSION    OF    SPORT    AND 

OUTDOOR  LIFE      ...        3 

A  DEFENSE  OF  FISHERMEN         .      19 

THE  SERENE  DUCK  HUNTER     .     49 

THE   MISSION  OF   FISHING  AND 

FISHERMEN     .          .         .          .79 

SOME  FISHING   PRETENSES  AND 

AFFECTATIONS       .          .         .111 


Contents 

PAGE 

SUMMER  SHOOTING    .         .         .139 

CONCERNING     RABBIT    SHOOT- 
ING   153 

A  WORD  TO  FISHERMEN    .          ,    165 

A  DUCK  HUNTING  TRIP     .         .179 

QUAIL  SHOOTING         .         ..         .197 


The  Mission  of  Sport  and 
Outdoor  Life 

I  AM  sure  that  it  Is  not  necessary 
for  me,  at  this  late  day,  to  dwell 
upon  the  fact  that  I  am  an  en- 
thusiast in  my  devotion  to  hunting 
and  fishing,  as  well  as  every  other 
kind  of  outdoor  recreation.  I  am  so 
proud  of  this  devotion  that,  although 
my  sporting  proclivities  have  at  times 
subjected  me  to  criticism  and  petty 
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The  Mission  of  Sport 


forms  of  persecution,  I  make  no 
claim  that  my  steadfastness  should 
be  looked  upon  as  manifesting  the 
courage  of  martyrdom.  On  the  con- 
trary, I  regard  these  criticisms  and 
persecutions  as  nothing  more  seri- 
ous than  gnat  stings  suffered  on  the 
bank  of  a  stream — vexations  to  be 
borne  with  patience  and  afterward 
easily  submerged  in  the  memory  of 
abundant  delightful  accompaniments. 
Thus,  when  short  fishing  excursions, 
in  which  I  have  sought  relief  from 
the  wearing  labors  and  perplexities 
of  official  duty,  have  been  denounced 
In  a  mendacious  newspaper  as  dis- 
honest devices  to  cover  scandalous 
revelry,  I  have  been  able  to  enjoy 
a  sort  of  pleasurable  contempt  for 
the  author  of  this  accusation,  while 
4 


and  Outdoor  Life 


congratulating  myself  on  the  men- 
tal and  physical  restoration  I  had 
derived  from  these  excursions.  So, 
also,  when  people,  more  mistaken  than 
malicious,  have  wagged  their  heads 
in  pitying  fashion  and  deprecated  my 
indulgence  In  hunting  and  fishing  friv- 
olity, which,  in  high  public  service,  I 
have  found  it  easy  to  lament  the  neg- 
lect of  these  amiable  persons  to  ac- 
cumulate for  their  delectation  a  fund 
of  charming  sporting  reminiscence; 
while,  at  the  same  time,  I  sadly  re- 
flected how  their  dispositions  might 
have  been  sweetened  and  their  lives 
made  happier  if  they  had  yielded 
something  to  the  particular  type  of 
frivolity  which  they  deplored. 

I  hope  it  may  not  be  amiss  for  me 
to  supplement  these   personal   obser- 
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The  Mission  of  Sport 


vatlons  by  the  direct  confession  that, 
so  far  as  my  attachment  to  outdoor 
sports  may  be  considered  a  fault,  I 
am,  as  related  to  this  especial  predica- 
ment of  guilt,  utterly  incorrigible  and 
shameless.  Not  many  years  ago, 
while  residing  in  a  non-sporting  but 
delightfully  cultured  and  refined  com- 
munity, I  found  that  considerable  in- 
dignation had  been  aroused  among 
certain  good  neighbors  and  friends, 
because  it  had  been  said  of  me  that 
I  was  willing  to  associate  in  the  field 
with  any  loafer  who  was  the  owner 
of  a  dog  and  gun.  I  am  sure  that 
I  did  not  in  the  least  undervalue  the 
extreme  friendliness  of  those  inclined 
to  intervene  in  my  defense;  and  yet, 
at  the  risk  of  doing  an  apparently 
ungracious  thing,  I  felt  Inexorably 
6 


and  Outdoor  Life 


constrained  to  check  their  kindly  ef- 
forts by  promptly  conceding  that  the 
charge  was  too  nearly  true  to  be  de- 
nied. 

There  can  be  no  doubt  that  certain 
men  are  endowed  with  a  sort  of  in- 
herent and  spontaneous  instinct  which 
leads  them  to  hunting  and  fishing  in- 
dulgence as  the  most  alluring  and 
satisfying  of  all  recreations.  In  this 
view,  I  believe  it  may  be  safely  said 
that  the  true  hunter  or  fisherman  is 
born,  not  made.  I  believe,  too,  that 
those  who  thus  by  instinct  and  birth- 
right belong  to  the  sporting  frater- 
nity and  are  actuated  by  a  genuine 
sporting  spirit,  are  neither  cruel,  nor 
greedy  and  wasteful  of  the  game  and 
fish  they  pursue;  and  I  am  convinced 
that  there  can  be  no  better  conserva- 
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The  Mission  of  Sport 

tors  of  the  sensible  and  provident  pro- 
tection of  game  and  fish  than  those 
who  are  enthusiastic  in  their  pursuit, 
but  who,  at  the  same  time,  are  regu- 
lated and  restrained  by  the  sort  of 
chivalric  fairness  and  generosity,  felt 
and  recognized  by  every  true  sports- 
man. 

While  it  is  most  agreeable  thus  to 
consider  hunting  and  fishing  as  consti- 
tuting, for  those  especially  endowed 
for  their  enjoyment,  the  most  tempt- 
ing of  outdoor  sports,  it  Is  easily  ap- 
parent that  there  is  a  practical  value 
to  these  sports  as  well  as  all  other  out- 
door recreations,  which  rests  upon  a 
broader  foundation.  Though  the  de- 
lightful and  passionate  love  for  out- 
door sports  and  recreation  is  not  be- 
stowed upon  every  one  as  a  natural 
8 


and  Outdoor  Life 


gift,  they  are  so  palpably  related  to 
health  and  vigor,  and  so  inseparably 
connected  with  the  work  of  life  and 
comfort  of  existence,  that  it  is  happily 
ordained  that  a  desire  or  a  willingness 
for  their  enjoyment  may  be  cultivated 
to  an  extent  sufficient  to  meet  the  re- 
quirements of  health  and  self-care.  In 
other  words,  all  but  the  absolutely  in- 
different can  be  made  to  realize  that 
outdoor  air  and  activity,  intimacy  with 
nature  and  acquaintanceship  with 
birds  and  animals  and  fish,  are  essen- 
tial to  physical  and  mental  strength, 
under  the  exactions  of  an  unescapable 
decree. 

Men  may  accumulate  wealth  in  neg- 
lect of  the  law  of  recreation;  but  how 
infinitely  much  they  will  forfeit,  in  the 
deprivation   of  wholesome   vigor,    in 
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The  Mission  of  Sport 

the  loss  of  the  placid  fitness  for  the 
quiet  joys  and  comforts  of  advancing 
years,  and  In  the  displacement  of  con- 
tented age  by  the  demon  of  querulous 
and  premature  decrepitude ! 

"For  the  good  God  who  loveth  us 
He  made  and  loveth  all." 

A  Law  not  to  Be  Disobeyed 

Men,  In  disobedience  of  this  law, 
may  achieve  triumph  In  the  world  of 
science,  education  and  art;  but  how 
unsatisfying  are  the  rewards  thus 
gained  if  they  hasten  the  night  when 
no  man  can  work,  and  if  the  later 
hours  of  life  are  haunted  by  futile 
regrets  for  what  is  still  left  undone, 
that  might  have  been  done  if  there 
had  been  closer  communion  with  na- 
ture's visible  forms! 
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and  Outdoor  Life 


In  addition  to  the  delight  which 
outdoor  recreations  afford  to  those  in- 
stinctively in  harmony  with  their  en- 
joyment, and  after  a  recognition  of 
the  fact  that  a  knowledge  of  their 
nerve-  and  muscle-saving  ministra- 
tions may  be  sensibly  cultivated,  there 
still  remains  another  large  item  that 
should  be  placed  to  their  credit. 
Every  individual,  as  a  unit  in  the 
scheme  of  civilized  social  life,  owes 
to  every  man,  woman  and  child  within 
such  relationship  an  uninterrupted 
contribution  to  the  fund  of  enlivening 
and  pleasurable  social  intercourse. 
None  of  us  can  deny  this  obligation; 
and  none  of  us  can  discharge  it  as 
we  ought,  if  our  contributions  are 
made  in  the  questionable  coin  of  sor- 
didness  and  nature's  perversion.  Our 
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experience  and  observation  supply 
abundant  proof  that  those  who  con- 
tribute most  generously  to  the  exhila- 
ration and  charm  of  social  intercourse 
will  be  found  among  the  disciples  of 
outdoor  recreation,  who  are  in  touch 
with  nature  and  have  thus  kept  fresh 
and  unperverted  a  simple  love  of  hu- 
manity's best  environment. 

A  Chance  in  the  Open  for  All 

It  seems  to  me  that  thoughtful  men 
should  not  be  accused  of  exaggerated 
fears  when  they  deprecate  the  wealth- 
mad  rush  and  struggle  of  American 
life  and  the  consequent  neglect  of  out- 
door recreation,  with  the  impairment 
of  that  mental  and  physical  vigor  ab- 
solutely essential  to  our  national  wel- 
fare, and  so  abundantly  promised  to 
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and  Outdoor  Life 


those  who  gratefully  recognize,  in 
nature's  adjustment  to  the  wants  of 
man,  the  care  of  "the  good  God"  who 
"made  and  loveth  all." 

Manifestly,  if  outdoor  recreations 
are  important  to  the  individual  and  to 
the  nation,  and  if  there  is  danger  of 
their  neglect,  every  instrumentality 
should  be  heartily  encouraged  which 
aims  to  create  and  stimulate  their  in- 
dulgence in  every  form. 

Fortunately,  the  field  is  broad  and 
furnishes  a  choice  for  all  except  those 
wilfully  at  fault.  The  sky  and  sun 
above  the  head,  the  soil  beneath  the 
feet,  and  outdoor  air  on  every  side 
are  the  indispensable  requisites. 


15 


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Si  Jbeferjce      oP 


liSli    I'i'iltte 


A   Defense  of  Fishermen 


BY  way  of  introduction  and  ex- 
planation, it  should  be  said 
that  there  is  no  intention  at 
this  time  to  deal  with  those  who  fish 
for  a  livelihood.  Those  sturdy  and 
hard-working  people  need  no  vindi- 
cation or  defense.  Our  concern  is 
with  those  who  fish  because  they  have 
an  occult  and  mysterious  instinct 
which  leads  them  to  love  it,  because 
they  court  the  healthful,  invigorating 
exertion  it  invites,  and  because  its  in- 
dulgence brings  them  in  close  contact 
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and  communion  with  Nature's  best 
and  most  elevating  manifestations. 
This  sort  of  fishing  is  pleasure  and 
not  work — sport  and  not  money-grab- 
bing. Therefore  it  is  contemptuously 
regarded  in  certain  quarters  as  no  bet- 
ter than  a  waste  of  time. 

Generous  fishermen  cannot  fail  to 
look  with  pity  upon  the  benighted 
persons  who  have  no  better  concep- 
tion than  this  of  the  uses  and  benefi- 
cent objects  of  rational  diversion. 
In  these  sad  and  ominous  days  of 
mad  fortune-chasing,  every  patriotic, 
thoughtful  citizen,  whether  he  fishes 
or  not,  should  lament  that  we  have 
not  among  our  coiuntrymen  more 
fishermen.  There  can  be  no  doubt 
that  the  promise  of  industrial  peace, 
of    contented    labor    and    of    health- 

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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

ful  moderation  in  the  pursuit  of 
wealth,  in  this  democratic  country  of 
ours,  would  be  infinitely  improved  if 
a  large  share  of  the  time  which  has 
been  devoted  to  the  concoction  of  trust 
and  business  combinations,  had  been 
spent  in  fishing. 

The  narrow  and  ill-conditioned 
people  who  snarlingly  count  all  fisher- 
men as  belonging  to  the  lazy  and 
good-for-nothing  class,  and  who  take 
satisfaction  in  describing  an  angler's 
outfit  as  a  contrivance  with  a  hook  at 
one  end  and  a  fool  at  the  other,  have 
been  so  thoroughly  discredited  that  no 
one  could  wish  for  their  more  irre- 
deemable submersion.  Statesmen, 
judges,  clergymen,  lawyers  and  doc- 
tors, as  well  as  thousands  of  other 
outspoken  members  of  the  fishing  fra- 

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ternity,  have  so  effectively  given  the 
he  to  these  revilers  of  an  honest 
and  conscientious  brotherhood  that  a 
large  majority  have  been  glad  to  find 
refuge  in  ignominious  silence. 

Notwithstanding  this,  weak,  piping 
voices  are  still  occasionally  heard  ac- 
cusing fishermen  of  certain  shortcom- 
ings and  faults.  These  are  so  unsub- 
stantial and  unimportant  that,  as 
against  the  high  place  in  the  world's 
esteem  claimed  by  those  who  love  to 
fish,  they  might  well  be  regarded  as 
non-essentials,  or,  in  a  phrase  of  the 
day,  as  mere  matters  of  detail.  But, 
although  it  may  be  true  that  these 
charges  are  on  the  merits  unworthy 
of  notice,  it  cannot  be  expected  that 
fishermen,  proud  of  the  name,  will 
be   amiably  willing  to   permit   those 

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making  such  accusations  the  satisfac- 
tion of  remaining  unchallenged. 

The  Hangers-on  of  the  Fraternity 

At  the  outset,  the  fact  should  be 
recognized  that  the  community  of 
fishermen  constitute  a  separate  class 
or  a  sub-race  among  the  inhabitants 
of  the  earth.  It  has  sometimes  been 
said  that  fishermen  cannot  be  manu- 
factured. This  is  true  to  the  extent 
that  nothing  can  supply  the  lack  of  cer- 
tain inherent,  constitutional  and  inborn 
qualities  or  traits  which  are  absolutely 
necessary  to  a  fisherman's  make-up. 
Of  course  there  are  many  who  call 
themselves  fishermen  and  who  insist 
upon  their  membership  in  the  frater- 
nity who  have  not  in  their  veins  a 
drop  of  legitimate  fisherman  blood. 
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Their  self-asserted  relationship  is  nev- 
ertheless sometimes  seized  upon  by 
malicious  or  ignorant  critics  as  per- 
mitting the  assumption  that  the  weak- 
nesses and  sins  of  these  pretenders  are 
the  weaknesses  and  sins  of  genuine 
fishermen;  but  in  truth  these  pre- 
tenders are  only  interlopers  who  have 
learned  a  little  fish  language,  who 
love  to  fish  only  "when  they  bite," 
who  whine  at  bad  luck,  who  betray 
incredulity  when  they  hear  a  rous- 
ing fish  story,  and  who  do  or  leave 
undone  many  other  things  fatal  to 
good  and  regular  standing.  They 
are  like  certain  whites  called  squaw- 
men,  who  hang  about  Indian  reser- 
vations, and  gain  certain  advan- 
tages in  the  tribes  by  marrying  full- 
blooded  Indian  women.  Surely  no 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

just  person  would  for  a  moment  sup- 
pose that  genuine  Indians  could  be 
treated  fairly  by  measuring  them  ac- 
cording to  a  squaw-man  standard. 
Neither  can  genuine  fishermen  be  fair- 
ly treated  by  judging  them  according 
to  the  standards  presented  by  squaw- 
fishermen. 

In  point  of  fact,  full-blooded  fisher- 
men whose  title  is  clear,  and  whose 
natural  qualifications  are  undisputed, 
have  ideas,  habits  of  thought  and  men- 
tal tendencies  so  peculiarly  and  espe- 
cially their  own,  and  their  beliefs  and 
code  of  ethics  are  so  exclusively  fitted 
to  their  needs  and  surroundings,  that 
an  attempt  on  the  part  of  strangers 
to  speak,  or  write  concerning  the  char- 
acter or  conduct  of  its  approved  mem- 
bership savors  of  impudent  presump- 
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tion.  None  but  fishermen  can  prop- 
erly deal  with  these  delicate  matters. 
What  sense  is  there  in  the  charge 
of  laziness  sometimes  made  against 
true  fishermen?  Laziness  has  no  place 
in  the  constitution  of  a  man  who  starts 
at  sunrise  and  tramps  all  day  with 
only  a  sandwich  to  eat,  floundering 
through  bushes  and  briers  and  stum- 
bling over  rocks  or  wading  streams  in 
pursuit  of  the  elusive  trout.  Neither 
can  a  fisherman  who,  with  rod  in  hand, 
sits  in  a  boat  or  on  a  bank  all  day  be 
called  lazy — provided  he  attends  to 
his  fishing  and  is  physically  and  men- 
tally alert  in  his  occupation.  This 
charge  may  perhaps  be  truthfully 
made  against  squaw-fishermen  who  be- 
come easily  discouraged,  who  "tire 
and  faint"  early,  and  lie  down  under 
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the  shade  to  sleep,  or  go  in  swimming, 
or  who  gaze  about  or  read  a  book 
while  their  hooks  rest  baitless  on  the 
bottom;  but  how  false  and  unfair  it 
is  to  accuse  regular,  full-blooded  fish- 
ermen of  laziness,  based  on  such  per- 
formances as  these !  And  yet  this  is 
absurdly  done  by  those  who  cannot 
tell  a  reel  from  a  compass,  and  who 
by  way  of  familiarizing  themselves 
with  their  topic  leave  their  beds  at 
eight  o'clock  in  the  morning,  ride  to 
an  office  at  ten,  sit  at  a  desk  until 
three  or  perhaps  five,  with  an  hour's 
interval  for  a  hearty  luncheon,  and  go 
home  in  the  proud  belief  that  they 
have  done  an  active,  hard  day's  work. 
Fishermen  find  no  fault  with  what 
they  do  in  their  own  affairs,  nor  with 
their  conception  of  work;  but  they  do 


A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

insist  that  such  people  have  no  right 
to  impute  laziness  to  those  who  fish. 

Why  Fish  Stories  Should  Be  Believed 

It  is  sometimes  said  that  there  is 
such  close  relationship  between  men- 
dacity and  fishing,  that  in  matters  con- 
nected with  their  craft  all  fishermen 
are  untruthful.  It  must,  of  course,  be 
admitted  that  large  stories  of  fishing 
adventure  are  sometimes  told  by  fish- 
ermen— and  why  should  this  not  be 
so?  Beyond  all  question  there  is  no 
sphere  of  human  activity  so  full  of 
strange  and  wonderful  incidents  as 
theirs.  Fish  are  constantly  doing  the 
most  mysterious  and  startling  things; 
and  no  one  has  yet  been  wise  enough 
to  explain  their  ways  or  account  for 
their  conduct.  The  best  fishermen  do 
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not  attempt  it;  they  move  and  strive 
in  the  atmosphere  of  mystery  and  un- 
certainty, constantly  aiming  to  reach 
results  without  a  clue,  and  through 
the  cultivation  of  faculties,  non-exist- 
ent or  inoperative  in  the  common 
mind. 

In  these  circumstances  fishermen 
necessarily  see  and  do  wonderful 
things.  If  those  not  members  of  the 
brotherhood  are  unable  to  assimilate 
the  recital  of  these  wonders,  it  is  be- 
cause their  believing  apparatus  has 
not  been  properly  regulated  and  stimu- 
lated. Such  disability  falls  very  far 
short  of  justifying  doubt  as  to  the 
truth  of  the  narration.  The  things 
narrated  have  been  seen  and  experi- 
enced with  a  fisherman's  eyes  and  per- 
ceptions. This  is  perfectly  under- 
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stood  by  listening  fishermen;  and  they, 
to  their  enjoyment  and  edification,  are 
permitted  by  a  properly  adjusted  men- 
tal equipment  to  believe  what  they 
hear. 

This  faculty  is  one  of  the  safest 
signs  of  full-blooded  right  to  member- 
ship. If  incredulity  is  intimated  by  a 
professional  member  no  Injustice  will 
be  done  if  he  is  at  once  put  under 
suspicion  as  a  squaw-fisherman.  As 
to  non-members  who  accuse  true 
fishermen  of  falsehood,  it  is  per- 
fectly clear  that  they  are  utterly  un- 
fitted to  deal  with  the  subject.  The 
only  theory  fitting  the  condition  leads 
to  the  statement  that  any  story  of  per- 
sonal experience  told  by  a  fisherman 
is  to  the  fishing  apprehension  indu- 
bitably true;  and  that  since  disbelief 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

in  other  quarters  is  owing  to  the  lack, 
of  this  apprehension,  the  folly  of  ac- 
cusing fishermen  of  habitual  untruth- 
fulness is  quite  apparent. 

The  Taking  of  the  Leviathan 

The  position  thus  taken  by  the 
brotherhood  requires  that  they  stand 
solidly  together  in  all  circumstances. 
Tarpon  fishing  has  added  greatly  to 
our  responsibilities.  Even  larger  fish 
than  these  may,  with  the  extension  of 
American  possessions,  fall  within  the 
treatment  of  American  fishermen.  As 
in  all  past  emergencies,  we  shall  be 
found  sufficient  in  such  future  exigen- 
cies. All  will  go  well  if,  without  a 
pretense  of  benevolent  assimilation, 
we  still  fish  as  is  our  wont,  and  con- 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

tinue  our  belief  in  all  that  our  breth- 
ren declare  they  have  done  or  can  do. 
A  few  thousand  years  ago  the  question 
was  impressively  asked,  "Canst  thou 
draw  out  leviathan  with  a  hook?" 
We  must  not  falter,  if,  upon  its  repe- 
tition in  the  future,  a  brother  replies : 
"Yes,  with  a  ten-ounce  rod;"  nor 
must  we  be  staggered  even  if  an- 
other declares  he  has  already  landed 
one  of  these  monsters.  If  Ameri- 
can institutions  are  found  adequate 
to  the  new  tasks  which  Destiny  has 
put  upon  them  in  the  extension  of 
our  lands,  the  American  Chapter  of 
the  world's  fishermen  must  not  fail 
by  their  time-honored  methods  and 
practices,  and  by  such  truthfulness  as 
belongs  to  the  fraternity  in  the  narra- 
tion of  fishing  adventure,  to  subdue 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

any  new  difficulties  presented  by  the 
extension  of  our  waters. 

Why  the  Biggest  Fish  Are  Always 
Lost 

Before  leaving  this  branch  of  our 
subject,  especial  reference  should  be 
made  to  one  item  more  conspicuous, 
perhaps,  than  any  other,  among  those 
comprised  in  the  general  charge  of 
fishermen's  mendacity.  It  is  constant- 
ly said  that  they  greatly  exaggerate 
the  size  of  the  fish  that  are  lost.  This 
accusation,  though  most  frequently 
and  flippantly  made,  is  in  point  of  fact 
based  upon  the  most  absurd  arrogance 
and  a  love  of  slanderous  assertion  that 
passes  understanding.  These  are 
harsh  words;  but  they  are  abundantly 
justified. 

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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

In  the  first  place,  all  the  presump- 
tions are  with  the  fisherman's  conten- 
tion. It  is  perfectly  plain  that  large 
fish  are  more  apt  to  escape  than  small 
ones.  Of  course  their  weight  and 
activity,  combined  with  the  increased 
trickiness  and  resourcefulness  of  age 
and  experience,  greatly  increase  their 
ability  to  tear  out  the  hook,  and  en- 
hance the  danger  that  their  antics  will 
expose  a  fatal  weakness  in  hook,  lead- 
er, line  or  rod.  Another  presump- 
tion which  must  be  regretfully  men- 
tioned, arises  from  the  fact  that  in 
many  cases  the  encounter  with  a  large 
fish  causes  such  excitement,  and  such 
distraction  or  perversion  of  judgment, 
on  the  part  of  the  fisherman  as  leads 
him  to  do  the  wrong  thing  or  fail 
to  do  the  right  thing  at  the  critical 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

instant — thus  actually  and  effectively 
contributing  to  an  escape  which  could 
not  and  would  not  have  occurred  ex- 
cept in  favor  of  a  large  fish. 

Beyond  these  presumptions  we  have 
the  deliberate  and  simple  story  of  the 
fisherman  himself,  giving  with  the  ut- 
most sincerity  all  the  details  of  his 
misfortune,  and  indicating  the  length 
of  the  fish  he  has  lost,  or  giving  in 
pounds  his  exact  weight.  Now,  why 
should  this  statement  be  discredited? 
It  is  made  by  one  who  struggled  with 
the  escaped  fish.  Perhaps  he  saw  it. 
This,  however,  is  not  important,  for 
he  certainly  felt  it  on  his  rod,  and  he 
knows  precisely  how  his  rod  behaves 
in  the  emergency  of  every  conceivable 
strain. 


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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

The  Finny  Hypnotist 

All  true  fishermen  who  hsten  to  his 
plain,  unvarnished  tale  accept  with 
absolute  faith  the  declared  length  and 
weight  of  the  lish  that  was  almost 
caught;  but  with  every  presumption, 
besides  positive  statement,  against 
them,  carping  outsiders  who  cannot 
fish,  and  who  love  to  accuse  fishermen 
of  lying,  are  exposed  in  an  attempt  to 
originate  or  perpetuate  an  envious 
and  malicious  libel. 

The  case  of  our  fraternity  on  this 
point  of  absolute  and  exact  truthful- 
ness is  capable  of  such  irrefragable 
demonstration  that  anything  in  the 
way  of  confession  and  avoidance 
ought  to  be  considered  inadmissible. 
And  yet,  simply  for  the  sake  of  argu- 
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H^.S  VATStfM 


A  Defense  of  Fishermen 


ment,  or  by  way  of  curious  specula- 
tion, it  may  be  interesting  to  intimate 
how  a  variation  of  a  few  inches  in  the 
exact  length  or  a  few  ounces  in  the  ex- 
act weight  of  a  lost  fish,  as  given  by 
the  loser,  may  be  accounted  for,  with- 
out meanly  attributing  to  him  inten- 
tional falsehood.  The  theory  has  been 
recently  started,  that  a  trained  hunting 
dog  points  a  bird  in  the  field  solely 
because  the  bird's  scent  creates  a  hyp- 
notic influence  on  the  dog,  which  im- 
pels him  by  a  sort  of  suggestion  to 
direct  his  nose  toward  the  spot  from 
v/hich  such  scent  emanates.  If  there 
is  anything  worth  considering  in  this 
theory,  why  may  not  a  struggling  fish 
at  the  end  of  a  line  exert  such  a  hyp- 
notic influence  on  the  intensely  excited 
and  receptive  nature  at  the  other  ex- 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 


trcniity  of  the  lishing  outfit,  as  to  sug- 
gest an  arbitrary  and  independent 
statement  of  the  dimensions  of  the 
hypnotizer? 

With  the  accusations  already  men- 
tioned it  would  certainly  seem  that 
the  enmity  of  those  who  take  pleas- 
ure in  reviling  fishermen  and  their 
ways  should  be  satisfied.  They  have 
not  been  content,  however,  in  the 
demonstration  of  their  evil-minded- 
ness  without  adding  to  their  indict- 
ment against  the  brotherhood  the 
charge  of  profanity.  Of  course,  they 
have  not  the  hardihood  to  allege 
that  our  profanity  is  of  that  habit- 
ual and  low  sort  which  characterizes 
the  coarse  and  ill-bred,  who  offend 
all  decent  people  by  constantly  inter- 
larding their  speech  with  fearful  and 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

Irrelevant  oaths.  They,  nevertheless, 
find  sufficient  excuse  for  their  accusa- 
tion in  the  sudden  ejaculations,  out- 
wardly resembhng  profanity,  which 
are  occasionally  wrung  from  fisher- 
men In  trying  crises  and  In  moments 
of  soul-straining  unklndness  of  Fate. 
Now,  this  question  of  profanity  is 
largely  one  of  Intention  and  delibera- 
tion. The  man  who,  Intending  what 
he  says,  coolly  Indulges  In  Impreca- 
tion, is  guilty  of  an  offense  that  ad- 
mits of  no  excuse  or  extenuation;  but 
a  fisherman  can  hardly  be  called  pro- 
fane who,  when  overtaken  without 
warning  by  disaster,  and  abruptly 
hurled  from  the  exhilarating  heights 
of  delightful  anticipation  to  the  depths 
of  dire  disappointment.  Impulsively 
gives  vent  to  his  pent-up  emotion  by 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

the  use  of  a  word  which,  though  found 
in  the  list  of  oaths,  is  spoken  without 
intentional  imprecation,  and  because 
nothing  else  seems  to  suit  the  occasion. 
It  is  by  no  means  to  be  admitted  that 
fishing  tends  even  to  this  semblance 
of  profanity.  On  the  contrary,  it  im- 
poses a  self-restraint  and  patient  for- 
bearance upon  its  advanced  devotees 
Vv'hich  tend  to  prevent  sudden  out- 
bursts of  feeling. 

It  must  in  frankness  be  admitted, 
however,  by  fishermen  of  every  de- 
gree, that  when  the  largest  trout  of 
the  day,  after  a  long  struggle,  winds 
the  leader  about  a  snag  and  escapes,  or 
when  a  large  salmon  or  bass,  appar- 
ently fatigued  to  the  point  of  non- 
resistance,  suddenly,  by  an  unexpected 
and  vicious  leap,  frees  himself  from 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

the  hook,  the  fisherman's  code  of  mor- 
als will  not  condemn  beyond  forgive- 
ness the  holder  of  the  straightened 
rod  if  he  impulsively,  but  with  all  the 
gentility  at  his  command,  exclaims: 
"Damn  that  fish !"  It  is  probably  bet- 
ter not  to  speak  at  all;  but  if  strong 
words  are  to  be  used,  perhaps  these 
will  serve  as  well  as  any  that  can  do 
justice  to  the  occasion. 

Uncle  Toby,  overcome  with  ten- 
der sympathy,  swore  with  an  unctious, 
rotund  oath,  that  his  sick  friend 
should  not  die;  and  we  are  told  that 
"the  accusing  spirit  which  flew  up  to 
Heaven's  chancery  with  the  oath 
blushed  as  he  gave  it  in;  and  the  re- 
cording angel  as  he  wrote  it  down 
dropped  a  tear  upon  the  word  and 
blotted  it  out  forever." 
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A  Defense  of  Fishermen 

The  defense  of  the  fishing  frater- 
nity which  has  been  here  attempted 
Is  by  no  means  as  completely  sfated 
as  It  should  be.  Nor  should  the  world 
be  allowed  to  overlook  the  admirable 
affirmative  qualities  which  exist  among 
genuine  members  of  the  brotherhood, 
and  the  useful  traits  which  an  indul- 
gence In  the  gentle  art  cultivates  and 
fosters.  A  recital  of  these,  with  a  de- 
scription of  the  personal  peculiarities 
found  In  the  ranks  of  fishermen,  and 
the  Influence  of  these  peculiarities  on 
success  or  failure,  are  necessary  to  a 
thorough  vindication  of  those  who 
worthily  Illustrate  the  virtues  of  our 
clan. 


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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

N  the  estimation  of  many  people, 
all  those  who  for  any  purpose 
or  in  any  manner  hunt  ducks  are 
grouped  together  and  Indiscriminately 
called  duck  hunters.  This  is  a  very 
superficial  way  of  dealing  with  an  Im- 
portant subject.  In  point  of  fact,  the 
objects  of  duck  shooting  and  its  meth- 
ods of  enjoyment  are  so  various,  and 
the  disposition  and  personal  charac- 
teristics of  those  who  engage  in  it 
present  such  strong  contrasts,  that  a 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

recognition  of  their  differences  should 
suggest  the  subdivision  of  this  group 
into  distinct  and  well-defined  sections. 
Such  a,  subdivision  would  undoubtedly 
promote  fairness  and  justice,  and  lead 
to  a  better  understanding  of  the  gen- 
eral topic. 

There  are  those  whose  only  claim 
to  a  place  among  duck  hunters  is  based 
upon  the  fact  that  they  shoot  ducks 
for  the  market.  No  duck  is  safe  from 
tlieir  pursuit  in  any  place,  either  by 
day  or  night.  Not  a  particle  of 
sportsmanlike  spirit  enters  into  this 
pursuit,  and  the  idea  never  enters  their 
minds  that  a  duck  has  any  rights  that 
a  hunter  is  bound  to  respect.  The 
killing  they  do  amounts  to  bald  as- 
sassination— to  murder  for  the  sake 
of  money.  All  fair-minded  men  must 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

agree  that  duck  hunters  of  this  sort 
should  be  segregated  from  all  others 
and  placed  in  a  section  by  themselves. 
They  are  the  market  shooters. 

There  are  others  claiming  a  place 
in  the  duck-hunting  group,  who, 
though  not  so  murderously  inclined  as 
the  market  shooters,  have  such  pecul- 
iar traits  and  such  distinctive  habits 
of  thought  and  action,  as  abundantly 
justify  placing  them  also  in  a  classi- 
fication of  their  own.  These  are  the 
hunters  who  rarely  miss  a  duck,  but 
whose  deadly  aim  affords  them  grati- 
fication only  in  so  far  as  it  is  a  pre- 
lude to  duck  mortality,  and  who  are 
happy  or  discontented  as  their  heap 
of  dead  is  large  or  small.  They  have 
smothered  the  keen  delights  of  imag- 
ination which  should  be  the  cheering 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

concomitants  of  the  most  reputable 
grade  of  duck  hunting,  and  have 
surrendered  its  pleasures  to  actual 
results  and  the  force  of  external 
circumstances.  Their  stories  of  inor- 
dinate killing  are  frequently  heard, 
and  often  enliven  the  pages  of  sport- 
ing magazines.  There  can  be  but 
little  doubt  that  this  contingent  give 
unintentional  support  to  a  popular 
belief,  originating  in  the  market  shoot- 
ers' operations,  that  duck  shooting  is 
a  relentlessly  bloody  affair.  These 
are  the  dead  shots  among  duck 
hunters. 

The  Vindication  of  the  Gende 
Huntsmen 

The  danger  that  all  those  who  es- 
say to  shoot  ducks  may,  by  the  con- 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

duct  of  these  two  classes,  acquire  a 
general  and  unmitigated  reputation 
for  persistent  slaughter,  cannot  be 
contemplated  without  sadness.  It  is 
therefore  not  particularly  reassuring 
to  recall  the  fact  that  our  countrymen 
seem  just  now  to  be  especially  attract- 
ed by  the  recital  of  incidents  that 
involve  killing, — whether  it  be  the 
killing  of  men  or  any  other  living 
thing. 

It  is  quite  probable  that  the  aggre- 
gation of  all  duck  hunters  in  one  gen- 
eral group  cannot  be  at  once  reme- 
died; and  the  expectation  can  hardly 
be  entertained  that  any  sub-classifica- 
tion now  proposed  will  gain  the  ac- 
ceptance and  notoriety  necessary  for 
the  immediate  exoneration  of  those 
included  within  this  group  who  are  not 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 


in  the  least  responsible  for  the  sordid 
and  sanguinary  behavior  of  either  the 
market  shooter  or  the  dead  shot. 
These  innocent  ones  comprise  an  un- 
doubted majority  of  all  duck  hunters; 
and  their  common  tastes  and  enjoy- 
ments, as  well  as  their  identical  con- 
ceptions of  duty  and  obligation,  have 
drawn  them  together  in  delightful 
fraternity.  By  their  moderate  de- 
struction of  duck  life  they  so  modify 
the  killing  done  by  those  belonging 
to  the  classes  already  described, 
that  the  aggregate,  when  distributed 
among  the  entire  body  of  duck  hunt- 
ers, is  relieved  from  the  appearance 
of  bloodthirsty  carnage;  and  they  in 
every  way  exert  a  wholesome  influ- 
ence in  the  direction  of  securing  a 
place  for  duck  hunting  among  recre- 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

atlons  which  are   rational,   exhilarat- 
ing and  only  moderately  fatal. 

The  Honorable  Order  of  Serene 
Duck  Hunters 

It  must  be  frankly  confessed  that 
the  members  of  this  fraternity  cannot 
claim  the  ability  to  kill  ducks  as  often 
as  is  required  by  the  highest  averages. 
This,  however,  does  not  in  the  least 
disturb  their  serenity.  Their  com- 
pensations are  ample.  They  are 
saved  from  the  sordid  and  hardening 
effects  induced  by  habitual  killing,  and 
find  pleasure  in  the  cultivation  of  the 
more  delicate  and  elevating  suscepti- 
bilities which  ducking  environments 
should  invite.  Under  the  influence 
of  these  susceptibilities  there  is  de- 
veloped a  pleasing  and  innocent  self- 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

deception,  which  induces  the  belief  on 
the  part  of  those  with  whom  it  has 
lodgment,  thatboth  abundant  shooting 
skill  and  a  thorough  familiarity  with 
all  that  pertains  to  the  theory  of  duck 
hunting  are  entirely  in  their  possession 
and  control.  They  are  also  led  to  the 
stimulation  of  reeciprocal  credulity 
which  seasons  and  makes  digestible 
tales  of  ducking  adventure.  Nor  does 
bloody  activity  distract  their  attention 
from  their  obligations  to  each  other 
as  members  of  their  especial  brother- 
hood, or  cause  them  to  overlook  the 
rule  which  requires  them  to  stand 
solidly  together  in  the  promotion  and 
protection,  at  all  hazards,  of  the 
shooting  reputation  of  every  one  of 
their  associates.  These  may  well  be 
called  the  Serene  Duck  Hunters. 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 


All  that  has  been  thus  far  written 
may  properly  be  regarded  as  merely 
an  Introduction  to  a  description,  some- 
what in  detail,  of  the  manner  in  which 
these  representatives  of  the  best  and 
most  attractive  type  of  duck  hunters 
enjoy  their  favorite  recreation. 

A  common  and  easy  illustration  of 
their  indulgence  of  the  sentimental  en- 
joyments available  to  them  is  present- 
ed when  members  of  the  fraternity  in 
the  comfortable  surroundings  of  camp 
undertake  the  discussion  of  the  merits 
of  guns  and  ammunition.  The  im- 
pressiveness  with  which  guns  are  put 
to  the  shoulder  with  a  view  of  dls- 
cov^ering  how  they  "come  up,"  the 
comments  on  the  length  and  "drop" 
of  the  different  stocks,  the  solemn  look 
through  the  barrel  from  the  opened 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 


breech,  and  the  suggestion  of  slight 
"pitting,"  are  intensely  interesting 
and  gratifying  to  all  concerned. 

When  these  things  are  supplemented 
by  an  exchange  of  opinions  concern- 
ing ammunition,  a  large  contribution 
is  added  to  the  entertainment  of  the 
party.  Such  words  as  Schultz,  Blue 
Ribbon,  Dupont,  Ballistite  and  Haz- 
ard are  rolled  like  sweet  morsels  un- 
der the  tongue.  Each  of  the  company 
declares  his  choice  of  powder  and 
warmly  defends  its  superiority,  each 
announces  the  number  of  drams  that 
a  ducking  cartridge  should  contain, 
and  each  declares  his  clear  conviction 
touching  the  size  of  shot,  and  the 
amount,  in  ounces  and  fractions  of 
ounces,  that  should  constitute  an  ef- 
fective load. 

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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 


Undoubtedly  the  enjoyment  sup- 
plied by  such  a  discussion  is  keen  and 
exhilarating.  That  it  has  the  advan- 
tage of  ease  and  convenience  in  its 
favor,  is  indicated  by  the  fact  that  its 
effects  are  none  the  less  real  and  pene- 
trating in  the  entire  absence  of  any 
knowledge  of  the  topics  discussed.  To 
the  serene  duck  hunter  the  pretense 
of  knowledge  or  information  is  suf- 
ficient. The  important  factors  in  the 
affair  are  that  each  should  have  his 
turn,  and  should  be  attentively  heard 
in  his  exploitation  of  that  which  he 
thinks  he  knows. 

There  is  nothing  in  all  this  that 
can  furnish  reasonable  ground  for  re- 
proach or  criticism.  If  under  the  sanc- 
tion of  harmless  self-deception  and 
pretense  this  duck-hunting  contingent, 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

to  whom  duck  killing  is  not  inevitably 
available,  are  content  to  look  for  en- 
joyment among  the  things  more  or 
less  intimately  related  to  it,  it  is  quite 
their  own  affair.  At  any  rate  it  is 
sufficient  to  say  that  they  have  joined 
the  serene  brotherhood  for  their  pas- 
time, and  that  any  outside  dictation 
or  criticism  of  the  mode  in  which  they 
shall  innocently  enjoy  their  privileges 
of  membership  savors  of  gross  imper- 
tinence. 

There  comes  a  time,  however,  when 
the  calm  and  easy  enjoyments  of 
in-door  comfort  must  give  way  to 
sterner  activities,  and  when  even  the 
serene  duck  hunter  must  face  the 
discomfort  of  severe  weather  and 
the  responsibility  of  flying  ducks. 
This  exigency  brings  with  It  new  du- 
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The  Serene  Duck  Hunter 

ties  and  new  objects  of  endeavor;  but 
the  principles  which  are  characteristic 
of  the  fraternity  are  of  universal  ap- 
plication. Therefore  our  serene  duck 
hunter  should  go  forth  resolved  to 
accomplish  the  best  results  within  his 
reach,  but  doubly  resolved  that  in  this 
new  phase  of  his  enjoyment  he  will 
betray  no  ignorance  of  any  detail,  and 
that  he  will  fully  avail  himself  of  the 
rule  unreservedly  recognized  in  the 
brotherhood,  which  permits  him  to 
claim  that  every  duck  at  which  his 
gun  is  fired  is  hit — except  in  rare  cases 
of  conceded  missing,  when  an  excuse 
should  be  always  ready,  absolutely  ex- 
cluding any  suggestion  of  bad  shoot- 
ing. And  by  way  of  showing  his  fa- 
miliarity with  the  affair  in  hand  it  is 
not  at  all  amiss  for  him  to  give  some 
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directions  as  he  enters  his  blind  as  to 
the  arrangement  of  the  decoys. 

How  to  Take  Good  and  Bad  Luck 

It  is  quite  likely  that  his  first  op- 
portunity to  shoot  will  be  presented 
when  a  single  duck  hovers  over  the 
decoys,  and  as  it  poises  itself  offers  as 
easy  a  target  as  if  sitting  on  a  fence. 
Our  hunter's  gun  is  coolly  and  grace- 
fully raised,  and  simultaneously  with 
its  discharge  the  duck  falls  helplessly 
into  the  water.  This  is  a  situation 
that  calls  for  no  word  to  be  spoken. 
Merely  a  self-satisfied  and  an  almost 
indifferent  expression  of  countenance 
should  indicate  that  only  the  expected 
has  happened,  and  that  duck  killing 
is  to  be  the  order  of  the  day. 

Perhaps  after  a  reasonable  wait,  an- 
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other  venturesome  duck  will  enter  the 
zone  of  danger  and  pass  with  steady 
flight  over  the  decoys  easily  within 
shooting  distance.  Again  the  gun  of 
our  serene  hunter  gives  v^oice,  sum- 
moning the  bird  to  instant  death.  To 
an  impartial  observer,  however,  such 
a  course  would  not  seem  to  be  in  ac- 
cordance with  the  duck's  arrange- 
ments. This  is  plainly  indicated  by 
such  an  acceleration  of  flight  as  would 
naturally  follow  the  noise  of  the  gun's 
discharge  and  the  whistling  of  the 
shot  in  the  rear  of  the  expected  victim. 
This  is  the  moment  when  the  man 
behind  the  gun  should  rise  to  the  occa- 
sion, and  under  the  rule  governing  the 
case  should  without  the  least  delay  or 
hesitation  insist  that  the  duck  is  hit. 
This  may  be  done  by  the  use  of  one 
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of  several  appropriate  exclamations — 
all  having  the  sanction  of  precedent 
and  long  use.  One  which  is  quite  clear 
and  emphatic  is  to  the  effect  that  the 
fleeing  duck  is  "lead  ballasted,"  an- 
other easily  understood  is  that  it  has 
"got  a  dose,"  and  still  another  of  no 
uncertain  meaning,  that  it  is  "full  of 
shot."  Whatever  particular  formula 
is  used,  it  should  at  once  be  followed 
by  a  decided  command  to  the  guide 
in  attendance  to  watch  the  disappear- 
ing bird  and  mark  where  it  falls. 

The  fact  should  be  here  mentioned 
that  the  complete  enjoyment  of  this 
proceeding  depends  largely  upon  the 
tact  and  intelligence  of  the  guide.  If 
with  these  he  has  a  due  appreciation 
of  his  responsibility  as  an  adjunct  to 
the  sport,  and  is  also  in  proper  accord 
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with  his  principal,  he  will  give  ready 
support  to  the  claim  that  the  duck  is 
mortally  wounded,  at  the  same  time 
shrewdly  and  with  apparent  depres- 
sion suggesting  the  improbability  of 
recovering  the  slain. 

If  as  the  hours  wear  away  this 
process  becomes  so  monotonous  as  to 
be  fatiguing,  a  restful  variety  may  be 
introduced  by  guardedly  acknowledg- 
ing an  occasional  miss,  and  bringing 
into  play  the  excuses  and  explanations 
appropriate  to  such  altered  conditions. 
A  very  useful  way  of  accounting  for 
a  shot  missed  is  by  the  suggestion  that 
through  a  slightly  erroneous  calcula- 
tion of  distance  the  duck  was  out  of 
range  when  the  shot  was  fired.  A  very 
frequent  and  rather  gratifying  pre- 
text for  avoiding  chagrin  in  case  of  a 
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long  shot  missed  is  found  in  the  claim 
that,  though  the  sound  of  shot  strik- 
ing the  bird  is  distinctly  heard,  their 
penetration  is  ineffective.  Sometimes 
failure  is  attributed  to  the  towering 
or  turning  of  the  duck  at  the  instant 
of  the  gun's  discharge.  It  is  at  times 
useful  to  impute  failure  to  the  proba- 
bility that  the  particular  cartridge 
used  was  stale  and  weak;  and  when 
all  these  are  inadmissible,  the  small 
size  of  the  shot  and  the  faulty  quality 
or  quantity  of  powder  they  contain, 
may  be  made  to  do  service;  and, 
in  extreme  cases,  their  entire  con- 
struction as  well  as  their  constructor 
may  be  roundly  cursed  as  causes  for  a 
miscarriage  of  fatal  results. 


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How  True  Duck  Hunters  Stand 
Together 

When  the  ducks  have  ceased  to  fly 
for  the  day  the  serene  duck  hunter 
returns  to  camp  in  a  tranquil,  satis- 
fied frame  of  mind  befitting  his  fra- 
ternity membership.  He  has  several 
ducks  actually  in  hand,  and  he  has 
fully  enjoyed  the  self-deception  and 
pretense  which  have  led  him  to  the 
belief  that  he  has  shot  well.  His  few 
confessed  misses  are  all  satisfactorily 
accounted  for;  and  he  is  too  well 
broken  to  the  vicissitudes  of  duck 
shooting,  and  too  old  a  hunter,  to  be 
cast  down  by  the  bad  fortune  which 
has  thickly  scattered,  over  distant 
waters  and  marshes,  his  unrecovered 
dead. 

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When  at  the  close  of  such  a  day  a 
party  of  serene  duck  hunters  are  gath- 
ered together,  a  common  fund  of  ad- 
venture is  made  up.  Each  as  he  con- 
tributes his  share  is  entitled  to  add 
such  embellishments  of  the  imagina- 
tion as  will  make  his  recital  most  in- 
teresting to  his  associates  and  gratify- 
ing to  himself;  and  a  law  tacitly 
adopted  but  universally  recognized 
by  the  company  binds  them  all  to  an 
unquestioning  acceptance  of  the  truth 
of  every  narration.  The  successes  of 
the  day  as  well  as  its  incidents  of  hard 
luck,  and  every  excuse  and  explana- 
tion in  mitigation  of  small  returns  of 
game,  as  they  are  rehearsed,  create 
lively  interest  and  quiet  enjoyment. 
The  one  thing  that  might  be  a  dis- 
cordant note  would  be  a  hint  or  con- 
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fession  of  downright  and  inexcusably 
bad  shooting. 

In  this  delightful  assemblage  of 
serene  duck  hunters  there  is  no  place 
for  envious  feeling  toward  either  the 
slaughtering  market  shooter  or  the  in- 
satiable dead  shot.  They  only  seek, 
in  their  own  mild  and  gentle  way,  the 
indulgence  of  the  pleasures  which  the 
less  bloody  phases  of  duck  hunting  af- 
ford; and  no  censorious  critic  has  the 
right  to  demand  that  their  enjoyment 
should  be  marred  or  diminished  by 
the  exactions  of  veracity  or  self- 
abasement. 

Reference  has  already  been  made 
to  the  scrupulous  care  of  this  frater- 
nity for  the  promotion  and  preserva- 
tion, at  all  hazards,  of  the  shooting 
reputation  of  all  the  associates.  This 
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is  a  most  important  duty.  Indeed,  it 
may  be  reasonably  feared  that  any 
neglect  or  faltering  in  its  discharge 
would  undermine  the  entire  fabric  of 
the  serene  brotherhood's  renown.  The 
outside  world  should  never  gain  from 
any  of  its  members  the  least  hint  that 
a  weak  spot  has  been  developed  in  the 
shooting  ability  of  any  of  their  num- 
ber; and  In  giving  an  account  of  hunt- 
ing results  it  is  quite  within  bounds  for 
them  to  include  in  the  aggregate,  not 
only  the  ducks  actually  killed  and 
those  reported  killed,  but  those  proba- 
bly killed  and  neither  recovered  nor 
reported.  The  fact  that  such  an  ag- 
gregate has  been  reported  by  an  as- 
sociate should  impart  to  every  member 
absolute  verity,  and  each  should  make 
the  statement  his  own,  to  the  displace- 
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ment  of  all  other  knowledge.  Such 
ready  support  of  each  other's  allega- 
tions and  such  entire  self-abnegation 
are  absolutely  necessary  if  the  safety 
of  the  organization  is  to  be  insured, 
and  if  its  success  and  usefulness  are 
to  endure. 

Thus  the  great  body  of  serene  duck 
hunters,  who  have  associated  together 
for  the  promotion  of  high  aims  and 
purposes,  pursue  the  even  tenor  of 
their  way.  They  do  not  clamor  for 
noisy  recognition  or  make  cheap  ex- 
hibition of  their  virtues.  They  will, 
however,  steadily  and  unostentatious- 
ly persevere,  both  by  precept  and  prac- 
tice, in  their  mission  to  make  all  duck 
hunters  better  and  happier,  and  to 
mitigate  the  harsh  and  bloody  fea- 
tures of  duck  hunting. 
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The  Mission  of  Fishing  and 
Fishermen 

IT  was  quite  a  long  time  ago 
that  a  compelling  sense  of  duty 
led  me  to  undertake  the  exon- 
eration of  a  noble  fraternity,  of 
which  I  am  an  humble  member,  from 
certain  narrow-minded,  if  not  mali- 
cious, accusations.  The  title  given 
to  what  was  then  written,  "  A  De- 
fense of  Fishermen,"  was  precisely 
descriptive  of  its  purpose.  It  was 
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not  easy,  however,  to  keep  entirely 
within  defensive  limits ;  for  the  temp- 
tation was  very  strong  and  constant 
to  abandon  negation  and  palliation 
for  the  more  pleasing  task  of  com- 
mending to  the  admiration  and  affec- 
tion of  mankind  in  affirmative  terms 
both  fishing  and  fishermen.  A  deter- 
mination to  attempt  this  at  another 
time,  and  thus  supplement  the  matter 
then  in  hand,  made  resistance  to  this 
temptation  successful;  but  the  con- 
templated supplementation  was  then 
foreshadowed  in  the  following  terms : 
"The  defense  of  the  fishing  frater- 
nity which  has  been  here  attempted 
is  by  no  means  so  completely  stated 
as  it  should  be.  Nor  should  the  world 
be  allowed  to  overlook  the  admirable 
affirmative  qualities  which  exist  among 
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genuine  members  of  the  brotherhood 
and  the  useful  traits  which  the  indul- 
gence in  the  gentle  art  cultivates  and 
fosters.  A  recital  of  these,  with  a 
description  of  the  personal  influence 
of  these  peculiarities  found  In  the 
ranks  of  fishermen,  and  the  influence 
of  these  peculiarities  on  success  or  fail- 
ure, are  necessary  to  a  thorough  vin- 
dication of  those  who  worthily  illus- 
trate the  virtues  of  our  clan." 

The  execution  of  the  design  thus 
foreshadowed  has  until  now  been 
evaded  on  account  of  the  Importance 
and  delicacy  of  the  undertaking  and  a 
distrust  of  my  ability  to  deal  ade- 
quately with  the  subject.  Though 
these  misgivings  have  not  been  over- 
come, my  perplexity,  as  I  enter  upon 
the  work  so  long  delayed,  is  somewhat 
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The  Mission  of 


relieved  by  the  hope  that  true  fisher- 
men will  be  tolerant,  whatever  may  be 
the  measure  of  my  success,  and  that 
all  others  concerned  will  be  teachable 
and  open-minded. 

Lessons  the  Fisherman  Learns  from 
Nature 

The  plan  I  have  laid  out  for  the 
treatment  of  my  topic  leads  me,  first 
of  all,  to  speak  of  the  manner  in  which 
the  fishing  habit  operates  upon  man's 
nature  for  its  betterment;  and  after- 
ward to  deal  with  the  qualities  of 
heart  and  disposition  necessary  to 
the  maintenance  of  good  and  regular 
standing  in  the  fishing  fraternity. 

There  is  no  man  in  the  world  capa- 
ble of  profitable  thought  who  does  not 
know  that  the  real  worth  and  genuine- 
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ness  of  the  human  heart  are  measured 
by  its  readiness  to  submit  to  the  influ- 
ences of  Nature,  and  to  appreciate 
the  goodness  of  the  Supreme  Power 
who  has  made  and  beautified  Nature's 
abiding-place.  In  this  domain,  re- 
moved from  the  haunts  of  men  and 
far  aw^ay  from  the  noise  and  dust  of 
their  turmoil  and  strife,  the  fish- 
ing that  can  fully  delight  the  heart 
of  the  true  fisherman  is  found;  and 
here  in  its  enjoyment,  those  who  fish 
are  led,  consciously  or  unconsciously, 
to  a  quiet  but  distinct  recognition  of 
a  power  greater  than  man's,  and  a 
goodness  far  above  human  standards. 
Amid  such  surroundings  and  within 
such  influences  no  true  fisherman, 
whether  sensitively  attuned  to  sublime 
suggestion,  or  of  a  coarser  mold  and 
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apparently  intent  only  upon  a  success- 
ful catch,  can  fail  to  receive  im- 
pressions which  so  elevate  the  soul 
and  soften  the  heart  as  to  make  him 
a  better  man. 

It  is  known  of  all  men  that  one  of 
the  rudiments  in  the  education  of  a 
true  fisherman  is  the  lesson  of  pa- 
tience. If  he  has  a  natural  tendency 
in  this  direction  it  must  be  culti- 
vated. If  such  a  tendency  is  lacking 
he  must  acquire  patience  by  hard 
schooling.  This  quality  is  so  indis- 
pensable in  fishing  circles  that  those 
who  speak  of  a  patient  fisherman 
waste  their  words.  In  point  of  fact, 
and  properly  speaking,  there  can  be 
no  such  thing  as  an  impatient  fisher- 
man. It  cannot,  therefore,  be  denied 
that  in  so  far  as  fishing  is  a  teacher 
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of  the  virtue  of  patience,  it  ought  to 
be  given  a  large  item  of  credit  in  reck- 
oning its  relation  to  the  everyday  af- 
fairs of  life;  for  certainly  the  potency 
of  patience  as  a  factor  in  all  worldly 
achievements  and  progress  cannot  be 
overestimated.  If  faith  can  move 
mountains,  patience  and  faith  com- 
bined ought  to  mov^e  the  universe. 

Moreover,  if  those  who  fish  must 
be  patient,  no  one  should  fail  to  see 
that  patience  is  a  most  desirable  na- 
tional trait  and  that  it  is  vastly  im- 
portant to  our  body  politic  that  there 
should  continue  among  our  people  a 
large  contingent  of  well-equipped  fish- 
ermen, constantly  prepared  and  will- 
ing to  contribute  to  their  country's 
fund  of  blessings  a  liberal  and  pure 
supply  of  this  saving  virtue. 
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To  those  who  are  satisfied  with  a 
superficial  view  of  the  subject  it  may 
seem  impossible  that  the  diligence  and 
attention  necessary  to  a  fisherman's 
success  can  leave  him  any  opportunity, 
while  fishing,  to  thoughtfully  con- 
template any  matter  not  related  to  his 
pursuit.  Such  a  conception  of  the 
situation  cannot  be  indorsed  for  a 
moment  by  those  of  us  who  are  con- 
versant with  the  mysterious  and  un- 
accountable mental  phenomena  which 
fishing  develops.  We  know  that  the 
true  fisherman  finds  no  better  time  for 
profitable  contemplation  and  mental 
exercise  than  when  actually  engaged 
with  his  angling  outfit.  It  will  proba- 
bly never  be  possible  for  us  to  gather 
statistics  showing  the  moving  sermons, 
the  enchanting  poems,  the  learned  ar- 
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guments  and  eloquent  orations  that 
have  been  composed  or  constructed 
between  the  bites,  strikes  or  rises  of 
fish;  but  there  can  be  no  doubt  that 
of  the  many  intellectual  triumphs  won 
in  every  walk  of  life  a  larger  propor- 
tion has  been  actually  hooked  and 
landed  with  a  rod  and  reel  by  those 
of  the  fishing  fraternity  than  have 
been  secured  in  any  one  given  condi- 
tion of  the  non-fishing  world. 

This  may  appear  to  be  a  bold  state- 
ment. It  is  intended  as  an  assertion 
that  fishing  and  fishermen  have  had 
much  to  do  with  the  enlightenment 
and  elevation  of  humanity.  In  sup- 
port of  this  proposition  volumes  might 
be  written;  but  only  a  brief  array  of 
near-at-hand  evidence  will  be  here 
presented. 

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The  Mission  of 


Those  who  have  been  fortunate 
enough  to  hear  the  fervid  eloquence 
of  Henry  Ward  Beecher,  and  even 
those  who  have  only  read  what  he  has 
written,  cannot  overlook  his  fishing 
propensity  —  so  constantly  manifest 
that  the  things  he  said  and  wrote  were 
fairly  redolent  of  fishing  surround- 
ings. His  own  specific  confession  of 
fealty  was  not  needed  to  entitle  him 
to  the  credentials  of  a  true  fisherman, 
nor  to  disclose  one  of  the  never-fail- 
ing springs  of  his  best  inspiration. 
When  these  things  are  recalled,  and 
when  we  contemplate  the  lofty  mission 
so  well  performed  by  this  noble  an- 
gler, no  member  of  our  brotherhood 
can  do  better  in  its  vindication  than 
to  point  to  his  career  as  proof  of  what 
the  fishing  habit  has  done  for  hu- 
manity. 

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What  Mashpee  Waters  Did  for 
Webster 

Daniel  Webster,  too,  was  a  fisher- 
man— always  in  good  and  regular 
standing.  In  marshaling  the  proof 
which  his  great  life  furnishes  of  the 
beneficence  of  the  fishing  propensity, 
I  approach  the  task  with  a  feeling  of 
awe  quite  natural  to  one  who  has  slept 
in  the  room  occupied  by  the  great  Ex- 
pounder during  his  fishing  campaigns 
on  Cape  Cod  and  along  the  shores 
of  Mashpee  Pond  and  its  adjacent 
streams.  This  distinguished  member 
of  our  fraternity  was  an  industrious 
and  attentive  fisherman.  He  was,  be- 
sides, a  wonderful  orator — and  large- 
ly so  because  he  was  a  fisherman.  He 
himself  has  confessed  to  the  aid  he  re- 
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ceived  from  a  fishing  environment  In 
the  preparation  of  his  best  oratorical 
efforts;  and  other  irrefutable  testi- 
mony to  the  same  effect  Is  at  hand. 

It  Is  not  deemed  necessary  to  cite  In 
proof  of  such  aid  more  than  a  single 
incident.  Perhaps  none  of  Mr.  Web- 
ster's orations  was  more  notable,  or 
added  more  to  his  lasting  fame,  than 
that  delivered  at  the  laying  of  the 
cornerstone  of  the  Bunker  Hill  Monu- 
ment. And  it  will  probably  be  con- 
ceded that  its  most  impressive  and 
beautiful  passage  was  addressed  to  the 
survivors  of  the  War  of  Independence 
then  present,  beginning  with  the 
words,  "Venerable  men  !"  This  thrill- 
ing oratorical  flight  was  composed  and 
elaborated  by  Mr.  Webster  while 
wading  waist  deep  and  casting  his 
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flies  in  Mashpee  waters.  He  himself 
afterward  often  referred  to  this  cir- 
cumstance ;  and  one  who  was  his  com- 
panion on  this  particular  occasion  has 
recorded  the  fact  that,  noticing  indi- 
cations of  laxity  in  fishing  action  on 
Mr.  Webster's  part,  he  approached 
him,  and  that,  in  the  exact  words  of 
this  witness,  "he  seemed  to  be  gazing 
at  the  overhanging  trees,  and  present- 
ly advancing  one  foot  and  extending 
his  right  hand  he  commenced  to  speak, 
'Venerable  Men!'" 

Mr.  Webster's  Remarks  to  a  Fish 

Though  this  should  be  enough  to 
support  conclusively  the  contention 
that  incidents  of  Mr.  Webster's  great 
achievements  prove  the  close  relation- 
ship between  fishing  and  the  loftiest 
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attainments  of  mankind,  this  branch 
of  our  subject  ought  not  to  be  dis- 
missed without  reference  to  a  conver- 
sation I  once  had  with  old  John  Atta- 
quin,  then  a  patriarch  among  the  few 
survivors  of  the  Mashpee  Indians. 
He  had  often  been  Mr.  Webster's 
guide  and  companion  on  his  fishing 
trips  and  remembered  clearly  many  of 
their  happenings.  It  was  with  a  glow 
of  love  and  admiration  amounting  al- 
most to  worship  that  he  related  how 
this  great  fisherman,  after  landing  a 
large  trout  on  the  bank  of  the  stream, 
"talked  mighty  strong  and  fine  to  that 
fish  and  told  him  what  a  mistake  he 
had  made,  and  what  a  fool  he  was  to 
take  that  fly,  and  that  he  would  have 
been  all  right  if  he  had  let  it  alone." 
Who  can  doubt  that  patient  search 
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would  disclose,  somewhere  in  Mr. 
Webster's  speeches  and  writings,  the 
elaboration,  with  high  intent,  of  that 
"mighty  strong  and  fine"  talk  ad- 
dressed to  the  fish  at  Mashpee? 

The  impressive  story  of  this  simple, 
truthful  old  Indian  was  delightfully 
continued  when,  with  the  enthusiasm 
of  an  untutored  mind  remembering 
pleasant  sensations,  the  narrator  told 
how  the  great  fisherman  and  orator 
having  concluded  his  "strong,  fine 
talk,"  would  frequently  suit  the  action 
to  the  word,  when  he  turned  to  his 
guide  and  proposed  a  fitting  libation  in 
recognition  of  his  catch.  This  part  of 
the  story  is  not  here  repeated  on  ac- 
count of  its  superior  value  as  an  addi- 
tion to  the  evidence  we  have  already 
gathered,  but  I  am  thus  given  an  op- 
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The  Mission  of 


portunity  to  speak  of  the  emotion 
which  fascinated  me  as  the  story  pro- 
ceeded, and  as  I  recalled  how  precisely 
a  certain  souvenir  called  "the  Webster 
Flask,"  carefully  hoarded  among  my 
valued  possessions,  was  fitted  to  the 
situation  described. 

Let  it  be  distinctly  understood  that 
the  claim  is  not  here  made  that  all 
who  fish  can  become  as  great  as  Hen- 
ry Ward  Beecher  or  Daniel  Webster. 
It  is  insisted,  however,  that  fishing  is 
a  constructive  force,  capable  of  adding 
to  and  developing  the  best  there  is  in 
any  man  who  fishes  in  a  proper  spirit 
and  among  favorable  surroundings. 
In  other  words,  it  is  claimed  that  upon 
the  evidence  adduced  it  is  impossible 
to  avoid  the  conclusion  that  the  fish- 
ing habit,  by  promoting  close  associ- 
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Fishing  and  Fishermen 

atlon  with  Nature,  by  teaching  pa- 
tience, and  by  generating  or  stimulat- 
ing useful  contemplation,  tends  di- 
rectly to  the  increase  of  the  intellectual 
power  of  its  votaries,  and,  through 
them,  to  the  improvement  of  our  na- 
tional character. 

In  pursuance  of  the  plan  adopted 
for  the  presentation  of  our  subject, 
mention  must  now  be  made  of  the 
qualities  of  heart  and  disposition  ab- 
solutely essential  to  the  maintenance 
of  honorable  membership  in  the  fish- 
ing fraternity.  This  mode  of  pro- 
cedure is  not  only  made  necessary 
by  the  exigencies  of  our  scheme, 
but  the  brotherhood  of  fishermen 
would  not  be  satisfied  if  the  exploita- 
tion of  their  service  to  humanity  and 
their  value  to  the  country  should  ter- 
97 


The  Mission  of 


minate  with  a  recital  of  the  usefulness 
of  their  honorable  pursuit.  The  rec- 
ord would  be  woefully  incomplete  if 
reference  were  omitted  to  the  relation 
of  fishing  to  the  moral  characteristics 
and  qualities  of  heart,  with  which  it 
is  as  vitally  connected  as  with  the  in- 
tellectual traits  already  mentioned. 

No  man  can  be  a  completely  good 
fisherman  unless  within  his  piscatorial 
sphere  he  is  generous,  sympathetic 
and  honest.  If  he  expects  to  enjoy 
that  hearty  and  unrestrained  confi- 
dence of  his  brethren  in  the  fraternity 
which  alone  can  make  his  membership 
a  comfort  and  a  delight,  he  must  be 
generous  to  the  point  of  willingness 
to  share  his  last  leaders  and  flies,  or 
any  other  items  of  his  outfit,  with  any 
worthy  fellow-fisherman  who  may  be 
98 


i 


Fishing  and  Fishermen 

in  need.  The  manifestation  of  little- 
ness and  crowding  selfishness  often 
condoned  in  other  quarters,  and  the 
over-reaching  conduct  so  generally 
permitted  in  business  circles,  are  un- 
pardonable crimes  in  the  true  fisher- 
man's code. 

Of  course,  there  is  nothing  to 
prevent  those  from  fishing  who  whol- 
ly disregard  all  rules  of  generos- 
ity, fairness  and  decency.  Nor  can 
we  of  the  brotherhood  of  true  fisher- 
men always  shield  ourselves  from  the 
reproach  to  which  we  are  subjected 
by  those  who  steal  our  livery  and  dis- 
grace it  by  casting  aside  all  manly  lib- 
erality in  their  intercourse  with  other 
fishermen  and  all  considerate  self-re- 
straint in  their  intercourse  with  fish. 
We  constantly  deprecate  the  exist- 
99 


The  Mission  of 


ence  of  those  called  by  our  name,  in 
whose  low  conception  of  the  subject, 
fishing  is  but  a  greedy  game,  where 
selfishness  and  meanness  are  the  win- 
ning cards,  and  where  the  stakes 
are  the  indiscriminate  and  ruthless 
slaughter  of  fish;  and  let  it  be  here 
said,  once  for  all,  that  with  these  we 
have  nothing  to  do  except  to  condemn 
them  as  we  pass.  Our  concern  is  with 
true  fishermen — a  very  different  type 
of  mankind — and  with  those  who 
prima  facie  have  some  claim  to  the 
title. 

How  to  Know  a  True  Fisherman 

No    burdensome    qualifications    or 
tedious    probation    obstruct    the    en- 
trance to  this  fraternity;  but  skill  and 
fishing  ability  count   for  nothing   in 
loo 


Fishing  and  Fishermen 

eligibility.  The  oldest  and  most  ex- 
perienced and  skillful  fisherman  will 
look  with  composure  upon  the  vanish- 
ing chances  of  his  catch  through  the 
floundering  efforts  of  an  awkward  be- 
ginner, if  the  awkward  flounderer  has 
shown  that  he  is  sound  at  heart.  He 
may  not  fish  well,  but  if  he  does  not 
deliberately  rush  ahead  of  all  com- 
panions to  pre-empt  every  promising 
place  in  the  stream,  nor  everlastingly 
study  to  secure  for  his  use  the  best  of 
the  bait,  nor  always  fail  to  return  bor- 
rowed tackle,  nor  prove  to  be  blind, 
deaf  and  dumb  when  others  are  in 
tackle  need,  nor  crowd  into  another's 
place,  nor  draw  his  flask  in  secrecy, 
nor  light  a  cigar  with  no  suggestion 
of  another,  nor  do  a  score  of  other 
Indefinable  mean  things  that  among 

lOI 


The  Mission  of 


true  fishermen  constitute  him  an  un- 
bearable nuisance,  he  will  not  only  be 
tolerated  but  aided  in  every  possible 
way. 

It  is  curious  to  observe  how  inevi- 
tably the  brotherhood  discovers  un- 
worthiness.  Ev^en  without  an  overt 
act  it  is  detected — apparently  by  a 
sort  of  instinct.  In  any  event,  and 
in  spite  of  the  most  cunning  precau- 
tions, the  sin  of  the  unfit  is  sure  to 
find  them  out;  and  no  excuse  is  al- 
lowed to  avert  unforgiving  ostracism 
as  its  punishment. 

A  true  fisherman  is  conservative, 
provident,  not  given  to  envy,  con- 
siderate of  the  rights  of  others,  and 
careful  of  his  good  name.  He  fishes 
many  a  day  and  returns  at  night  to  his 
home,   hungry,  tired  and  disappoint- 

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Fishing  and  Fishermen 

ed;  but  he  still  has  faith  in  his  meth- 
ods, and  is  not  tempted  to  try  new 
and  more  deadly  lures.  On  the  con- 
trary, he  is  willing  in  all  circumstances 
to  give  the  fish  the  chance  for  life 
which  a  liberal  sporting  disposition 
has  determined  to  be  their  due;  and 
he  will  bide  his  time  under  old  condi- 
tions. He  will  not  indulge  his  fishing 
propensity  to  the  extent  of  the  wanton 
destruction  and  waste  of  fish;  he  will 
not  envy  the  superior  advantages  of 
another  in  the  indulgence  of  the  pas- 
time he  loves  so  well;  he  will  never  be 
known  to  poach  upon  the  preserves 
of  a  fortunate  neighbor;  and  no  one 
will  be  quicker  or  more  spirited  than 
he  in  the  defense  of  his  fishing  honor 
and  character. 

103 


The  Mission  of 


Truth  as  Defined  by  the  Honorable 
Guild 

This  detailed  recital  of  the  neces- 
sary qualifications  of  good  fisherman- 
ship  serves  most  importantly  as  the 
prelude  of  an  invitation  for  skeptics 
to  observe  the  complete  Identity  of 
these  qualifications  with  the  factors 
necessary  to  good  citizenship,  and 
from  thence  to  concede  a  more  ready 
recognition  of  the  honorable  place 
which  should  be  awarded  to  the  fra- 
ternity among  the  agencies  of  our 
country's  good. 

In  conclusion,  and  to  the  end  that 
there  should  be  no  appearance  of  ti- 
midity or  lack  of  frankness,  some- 
thing should  be  said  explanatory  of 
the  degree  and  kind  of  truthfulness 


Fishing  and  Fishermen 


which  an  honorable  standing  in  tlie 
fishing  fraternity  exacts.  Of  course, 
the  notion  must  not  be  for  a  moment 
tolerated  that  deliberate,  downright 
lying  as  to  an  essential  matter  is  per- 
missible. It  must  be  confessed,  how- 
ever, that  unescapable  traditions  and 
certain  inexorable  conditions  of  our 
brotherhood  tend  to  a  modification 
of  the  standards  of  truthfulness  which 
have  been  set  up  in  other  quarters. 
Beyond  doubt,  our  members  should  be 
as  reliable  in  statement  as  our  tradi- 
tions and  full  enjoyment  of  fraternity 
membership  will  permit. 

An  attempt  has  been  made  to 
remedy  the  Indefiniteness  of  this  re- 
quirement by  insisting  that  no  state- 
ment should  be  regarded  as  suflS- 
ciently  truthful  for  the  fisherman's 
105 


The  Mission  of 


code  that  had  not  for  its  foundation 
at  least  a  belief  of  its  correctness 
on  the  part  of  the  member  mak- 
ing it.  This  was  regarded  as  too 
much  elasticity  in  the  quality  of  the 
belief  required.  The  matter  seems  to 
have  been  finally  adjusted  in  a  manner 
expressed  in  the  motto:  "In  essentials 
— truthfulness;  in  non-essentials — re- 
ciprocal latitude."  If  it  is  objected 
that  there  may  be  great  difficulty  and 
perplexity  in  determining  what  are 
essentials  and  what  non-essentials  un- 
der this  rule,  it  should  be  remem- 
bered that  no  human  arrangements, 
especially  those  involving  morals  and 
ethics,  can  be  made  to  fit  all  emer- 
gencies. 

In  any  event,  great  comfort  is  to  be 
found  in  the  absolute  certainty  that 
1 06 


Fishing  and  Fishermen 


the  law  of  truthfulness  will  be  so  ad- 
ministered by  the  brotherhood  that  no 
one  will  ever  be  permitted  to  suffer  in 
mind,  body  or  estate  by  reason  of  fish- 
ermen's tales. 


'j^' 


r.y 


107 


Jretetjcej   (5 


Some  Fishing  Pretenses  and 
Affectations 

I  WOULD  not  permit  without  a 
resentful  protest  an  expression 
of  doubt  as  to  my  good  and 
regular  standing  in  the  best  and  most 
respectable  circle  of  fishermen.  I  am 
as  jealous  as  a  man  can  be  of  the  fair 
fame  of  the  fraternity;  and  I  am  un- 
yielding in  my  Insistence  upon  the  ex- 
clusion of  the  unworthy  from  its  mem- 
bership. I  also  accept  without  demur 
all  the  traditions  of  the  order,  pro- 
lix 


Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


vided  that  they  have  been  always  in 
the  keeping  of  the  faithful,  and  care- 
fully protected  against  all  discredit- 
ing incidents.  In  addition  to  all  this, 
my  faculty  of  credence  has  been  so  cul- 
tivated and  strengthened  that  I  yield 
without  question  implicit  and  unques- 
tioning belief  to  every  fishing  story — 
provided  always  that  it  is  told  by  a 
fisherman  of  good  repute,  and  on  his 
own  responsibility.  This  is  especially 
a  matter  of  loyalty  and  principle  with 
me,  for  I  am  not  only  convinced  that 
the  usefulness  and  perhaps  the  per- 
petuity of  the  order  of  Free  and  Ac- 
cepted Fishermen  depends  upon  a 
bland  and  trustful  credulity  in  the  in- 
tercourse of  its  members  with  each 
other,  but  I  have  constantly  in  mind 
the  golden  rule  of  our  craft,  which 

112 


and  Affectations 


commands  us  to  believe  as  we  would 
be  believed. 

I  have  not  made  this  profession  of 
faith  in  a  spirit  of  vainglorious  con- 
ceit, but  by  way  of  indicating  the 
standpoint  from  which  I  shall  venture 
to  comment  on  some  weaknesses  which 
afflict  our  brotherhood,  and  as  a  re- 
minder that  the  place  I  have  earned 
among  my  associates  should  in  fair- 
ness and  decency  protect  me  from  the 
least  accusation  of  censorlousness  or 
purposeless  faultfinding. 

I  do  not  propose  to  make  charges 
of  wickedness  and  wrong-doing,  which 
call  for  such  radical  corrective  treat- 
ment as  might  imperil  the  peace  and 
brotherly  love  of  our  organization. 
It  is  rather  my  intention  mildly  to 
criticise  some  affectations  and  pre- 
113 


Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


tenses  which  I  believe  have  grown 
out  of  overtraining  among  fishermen, 
or  have  resulted  from  too  much  elabo- 
ration of  method  and  refinement  of 
theory. 

These  affectations  and  pretenses 
are,  unfortunately,  accompaniments 
of  a  high  grade  of  fishing  skill;  and 
in  certain  influential  quarters  they  are 
not  only  excused  but  openly  and  stout- 
ly justified.  I  cannot,  therefore,  ex- 
pect my  characterization  of  them  as 
faults  and  weaknesses  to  pass  unchal- 
lenged; but  I  hope  that  in  discharging 
the  duty  I  have  undertaken  I  shall 
not  incur  the  unfriendship  of  any 
considerable  number  of  my  fishing 
brethren. 

It  has  often  occurred  to  me  that 
the  very  noticeable  and  increasing  ten- 
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and  Affectations 


dency  toward  effeminate  attenuation 
and  aesthetic  standards  among  anglers 
of  an  advanced  type,  is  calculated  to 
bring  about  a  substitution  of  scientific 
display  with  rod  and  reel  for  the 
plain,  downright,  common-sense  en- 
joyment of  fishing.  This  would  be  a 
distinct  and  lamentable  loss,  resulting 
in  the  elimination  to  a  great  extent 
of  individual  initiative,  and  the  dis- 
regard of  the  inherent  distinction  be- 
tween good  and  bad  fishermen,  as 
measured  by  natural  aptitude  and 
practical  results. 

As  in  an  organized  commonwealth 
neither  the  highest  nor  the  lowest  ele- 
ments of  its  people  constitute  Its  best 
strength  and  reliance,  so  in  the  fra- 
ternity of  fishermen  neither  the  lowest 
hangers-on  and  intruders,  nor  the 
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Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


highest  theorists  who  would  make  fish- 
ing a  scientific  exercise  instead  of  a 
manly,  recreative  pursuit,  make  up 
the  supporting  and  defensive  power 
of  the  organization.  It  is  the  middle 
class  in  the  community  of  fishermen, 
those  who  fish  sensibly  and  decently, 
though  they  may  be  oblivious  to  the 
advantages  of  carrying  fishing  refine- 
ments far  beyond  the  exigencies  of 
catching  fish,  upon  whom  we  must  de- 
pend for  the  promotion  and  protection 
of  the  practical  interests  of  the  broth- 
erhood. 

It  is,  therefore,  of  the  utmost  im- 
portance that  the  zeal  and  enthusiasm 
of  this  valuable  section  of  our  mem- 
bership should  not  be  imperiled  by 
subjecting  them  to  the  humiliating 
consciousness  that  their  sterling  fish- 
ii6 


and  Affectations 


Ing  qualities  are  held  In  only  patron- 
izing toleration  by  those  In  the  fra- 
ternity who  gratuitously  assume  fic- 
titious and  unjustifiable  superiority. 

I  shall  attempt  to  locate  the  respon- 
sibility for  the  affectations  and  pre- 
tenses I  have  mentioned,  not  only  In 
vindication  of  our  sincere  and  well-in- 
tentioned rank  and  file,  but  for  an- 
other reason,  which  concerns  the  peace 
of  mind  and  comfort  of  every  member 
of  the  organization  in  his  relationship 
with  the  outside  world.  The  fact  that 
we  are  in  a  manner  separated  from 
the  common  mass  of  mankind  natu- 
rally arouses  the  unfriendly  jealousy 
of  those  beyond  the  pale  of  the  broth- 
erhood ;  and  fishing — the  fundamental 
object  and  purpose  of  our  union — is 
In  many  quarters  decried  as  an  absurd 
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Some  Fishing  Pretenses 

exertion  or  a  frivolous  waste  of  time. 
In  such  circumstances  we  cannot  be 
charged  with  a  surrender  of  inde- 
pendence if  we  attempt  by  a  frank 
statement  to  deprive  these  ill-natured 
critics  of  all  excuse  for  attacking  our 
entire  body  on  account  of  faults  and 
weaknesses  for  which  only  a  small 
minority  is  responsible. 

Bluntly  stated,  the  affectations  and 
pretenses  which  I  have  in  mind,  and 
which  in  my  opinion  threaten  to  bring 
injury  upon  our  noble  pursuit,  grow 
out  of  the  undue  prominence  and  ex- 
aggerated superiority  claimed  for  fly- 
casting  for  trout.  I  hasten  to  say  for 
myself  and  on  behalf  of  all  well-con- 
ditioned fishermen  that  we  are  not  in- 
clined to  disparage  in  the  least  the 
delightful  exhilaration  of  the  sudden 
ii8 


-      H;|'.;,;.\i/AT!iavt  • 


and  Affectations 


rise  and  strike,  nor  the  pleasurable 
exercise  of  skill  and  deft  manipulation 
afforded  by  this  method  of  fishing. 
We  have  no  desire  to  disturb  by  a  dis- 
cordant dissent  the  extravagant  praise 
awarded  to  the  trout  when  he  is  called 
the  wariest  of  his  tribe,  "the  speckled 
beauty,"  the  aristocratic  gentleman 
among  fish,  and  the  most  toothsome 
of  his  species.  At  the  same  time,  we 
of  the  unpretentious  sort  of  fishermen 
are  not  obliged  to  forget  that  often 
the  trout  will  refuse  to  rise  or  strike 
and  will  wait  on  the  bottom  for  food 
like  any  plebeian  fish,  that  he  is  fre- 
quently unwary  and  stupid  enough  to 
be  lured  to  his  death  by  casts  of  the 
fly  that  are  no  better  than  the  most 
awkward  flings,  that  notwithstanding 
his  fine  dress  and  aristocratic  bearing 

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Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


it  is  not  unusual  to  find  him  in  very 
low  company,  that  this  gentleman 
among  Hsh  is  a  willing  and  shameless 
cannibal,  and  that  his  toothsomeness, 
not  extraordinary  at  best,  is  probably 
more  dependent  than  that  of  most  fish 
upon   his  surroundings. 

While  our  knowledge  of  these 
things  does  not  exact  from  us  an  in- 
dependent protest  against  constantly 
repeated  praise  of  the  qualities  of 
trout  and  of  fly-casting  as  a  means  of 
taking  them,  it  perhaps  adds  to  the 
spirit  and  emphasis  of  our  dissent 
when  we  are  told  that  fly-casting  for 
trout  is  the  only  style  of  fishing  worthy 
of  cultivation,  and  that  no  other  meth- 
od ought  to  be  undertaken  by  a  true 
fisherman.  This  is  one  of  the  deplora- 
ble fishing  aftectations  and  pretenses 

122 


and  Affectations 


which  the  sensible  rank  and  file  of  the 
fraternity  ought  openly  to  expose  and 
repudiate.  Our  irritation  is  greatly 
increased  when  we  recall  the  fact  that 
every  one  of  these  super-refined  fly- 
casting  dictators,  when  he  fails  to  al- 
lure trout  by  his  most  scientific  casts, 
will  chase  grasshoppers  to  the  point 
of  profuse  perspiration,  and  turn  over 
logs  and  stones  with  feverish  anxiety 
in  quest  of  worms  and  grubs,  if  haply 
he  can  with  these  save  himself  from 
empty-handedness.  Neither  his  fine 
theories  nor  his  exclusive  faith  in  fly- 
casting  so  develops  his  self-denying 
heroism  that  he  will  turn  his  back 
upon  fat  and  lazy  trout  that  will  not 
rise. 

We  hear  a  great  deal  about  long 
casts  and  the  wonderful  skill  they  re- 
123 


Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


quire.  To  cast  a  fly  well  certainly 
demands  dexterity  and  careful  prac- 
tice. It  is  a  matter  of  nice  manipula- 
tion, and  a  slight  variation  in  execu- 
tion is  often  apt  to  settle  the  question 
of  success  or  failure  in  results.  It  is, 
besides,  the  most  showy  of  all  fishing 
accomplishments,  and  taken  all  to- 
gether it  is  worth  the  best  efforts  and 
ambition  of  any  fisherman.  Inas- 
much, however,  as  the  tremendously 
long  casts  we  hear  of  are  merely  ex- 
hibition performances  and  of  but  lit- 
tle if  any  practical  use  in  the  actual 
taking  of  fish,  their  exploitation  may 
be  classed  among  the  rather  harmless 
fishing  affectations.  There  is  a  very 
different  degree  of  rankness  in  the 
claim  sometimes  made  that  an  expert 
caster  can  effectively  send  his  fly  on 
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and  Affectations 


its  distant  mission  by  a  motion  of  his 
forearm  alone,  while  all  above  the 
elbow  is  strapped  to  his  side.  We  take 
no  risk  in  saying  that  such  a  thing 
was  never  done  on  a  fishing  excursion, 
and  that  the  proposition  in  all  its  as- 
pects is  the  baldest  kind  of  a  pretense. 
As  becomes  a  consistent  member 
of  the  fraternity  of  fishermen,  I 
have  carefully  avoided  unfriendly 
accusation  in  dealing  with  a  branch 
of  fishing  enthusiastically  preferred 
by  a  considerable  contingent  of 
my  associates.  If,  in  lamenting  the 
faddishness  that  has  grown  up  about 
it,  plain  language  has  been  used, 
I  have  nevertheless  been  as  tolerant 
as  the  situation  permits.  No  attempt 
has  been  made  to  gain  the  applause 
of  pin-hook-and-sapling  fishermen, 
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Some  Fishing  Pretenses 

nor  to  give  the  least  comfort  to  those 
who  are  fishermen  only  in  their  own 
conceit,  and  whose  coarse-handed 
awkwardness,  even  with  the  most  ap- 
proved tackle,  leads  them  to  be  in- 
curably envious  of  all  those  who  fish 
well. 

It  is  not  pleasant  to  criticise,  even 
in  a  mild  way,  anything  that  genuine 
fishermen  may  do  —  especially  when 
their  faults  result  from  over-zealous 
attachment  to  one  of  the  most  promi- 
nent and  attractive  features  of  our 
craft's  pursuit.  It  is,  therefore,  a  re- 
lief to  pass  from  the  field  of  criticism, 
and  in  the  best  of  humor,  to  set 
against  the  claim  of  exclusive  merit 
made  in  behalf  of  fly-casting  for  trout 
the  delights  and  compensations  of 
black-bass  fishing.  I  am  sure  I  shall 
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and  Affectations 


be  seconded  in  this  by  a  very  large 
body  of  fishermen  in  the  best  of  stand- 
ing. It  is  manifestly  proper  also  to 
select  for  this  competition  with  trout 
casting  a  kind  of  fishing  which  pre- 
sents a  contrast  in  being  uninfluenced 
by  any  affectations  or  by  a  particle 
of  manufactured  and  fictitious  infla- 
tion. 

In  speaking  of  black  bass  I  am 
not  dealing  with  the  large-mouthed 
variety  that  are  found  in  both  North- 
ern and  Southern  waters,  and  which 
grow  in  the  latter  to  a  very  large 
size,  but  only  with  the  small-mouthed 
family  inhabiting  the  streams  or 
lakes  and  ponds  of  the  North,  and 
which  are  large  when  they  reach 
four  pounds  in  weight.  I  consider 
these,  when  found  in  natural  and 
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favorable  surroundings,  more  uncer- 
tain, whimsical  and  wary  in  biting, 
and  more  strong,  resolute  and  re- 
sourceful when  hooked,  than  any 
other  fish  ordinarily  caught  in  fresh 
waters.  They  will  in  some  localities 
and  at  certain  seasons  rise  to  a  fly; 
but  this  cannot  be  relied  upon.  They 
can  sometimes  also  be  taken  by  troll- 
ing; but  this  is  very  often  not  success- 
ful, and  is  at  best  a  second-class  style 
of  fishing.  On  the  whole  it  is  best 
and  most  satisfactory  to  attempt  their 
capture  by  still  fishing  with  bait. 

To  those  with  experience  this  will 
not  suggest  angling  of  a  tame  and  un- 
ruffled sort;  and  if  those  without  expe- 
rience have  such  an  estimate  of  it  they 
are  most  decidedly  reckoning  without 
their  host.  As  teachers  of  patience 
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in  fishing,  black  bass  are  at  the  head  of 
the  Hst.  They  are  so  whimsical  that 
the  angler  never  knows  whether  on  a 
certain  day  they  will  take  small  live 
fish,  worms,  frogs,  crickets,  grass- 
hoppers, crawfish  or  some  other  out- 
landish bait;  and  he  soon  learns  that 
in  the  most  favorable  conditions  of 
wind  and  weather  they  will  frequently 
refuse  to  touch  bait  of  any  kind.  In 
their  intercourse  with  fishermen,  espe- 
cially those  in  the  early  stages  of 
proficiency,  they  are  the  most  ag- 
gravating and  profanity-provoking 
animal  that  swims  in  fresh  water. 
Whether  they  will  bite  or  not  at 
any  particular  time  we  must  freely 
concede  is  exclusively  their  own  affair; 
but  having  decided  this  question 
against  the  fishermen,  nothing  but  in- 
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Some  Fishing  Pretenses 

herent  and  tantalizing  meanness  can 
account  for  the  manner  in  which  a 
black  bass  will  even  then  rush  for  the 
bait,  and  after  actually  mouthing  it 
will  turn  about  and  insultingly  whack 
it  with  his  tail.  An  angler  who  has 
seen  this  performance  finds,  in  his  de- 
sire to  make  things  even  with  such 
unmannerly  wretches,  a  motive  in  ad- 
dition to  all  others  for  a  relentless 
pursuit  of  the  bass  family. 

Another  and  more  encouraging 
stage  in  bass  fishing  is  reached  when 
biting  seems  to  be  the  order  of  the 
day.  It  must  not  be  supposed,  how- 
ever, that  thereupon  the  angler's 
troubles  and  perplexities  are  over,  or 
that  nothing  stands  in  the  way  of  an 
easy  and  satisfying  catch.  Experience 
in  this  kind  of  fishing  never  fails  to 
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teach  that  it  is  one  thing  to  induce 
these  cunning  fellows  to  take  the  bait, 
and  quite  another  to  accomplish  their 
capture.  It  is  absolutely  necessary  in 
this  stage  of  the  proceedings  that  the 
deliberation  and  gingerly  touch  of 
the  fish  be  matched  by  the  delibera- 
tion and  care  on  the  part  of  the  fisher- 
man at  the  butt  of  the  rod;  and  the 
strike  on  his  part  must  not  be  too 
much  hastened,  lest  he  fail  to  lodge 
his  hook  in  a  good  holding  place. 
Even  if  he  succeeds  in  well  hooking 
his  fish  he  cannot  confidently  expect 
a  certain  capture.  In  point  of  fact 
the  tension  and  anxiety  of  the  work 
in  hand  begins  at  that  very  instant. 
Ordinarily  when  a  bass  is  struck 
with  the  hook,  if  he  is  in  surroundings 
favorable  to  his  activity,  he  at  once 
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enters  upon  a  series  of  acrobatic  per- 
formances which,  during  their  contin- 
uance, keep  the  fisherman  in  a  state 
of  acute  suspense.  While  he  rushes 
away  from  and  toward  and  around 
and  under  the  boat,  and  while  he  is 
leaping  from  the  water  and  turning 
somersaults  with  ugly  shakes  of  his 
head,  in  efforts  to  dislodge  the  hook, 
there  is  at  the  other  end  of  the  outfit 
a  fisherman,  tortured  by  the  fear  of 
infirmity  lurking  somewhere  in  his 
tackle,  and  wrought  to  the  point  of 
distress  by  the  thought  of  a  light  hook 
hold  in  the  fish's  jaw,  and  its  liability 
to  tear  out  in  the  struggle.  If  in  the 
midst  of  it  all  a  sudden  release  of  pull 
and  a  straightening  of  his  rod  give 
the  signal  that  the  bass  has  won  the 
battle,  the  vanquished  angler  has,  after 
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a  short  period  of  bad  behavior  and 
language,  the  questionable  satisfaction 
of  attempting  to  solve  a  forever  un- 
solvable  problem,  by  studying  how  his 
defeat  might  have  been  avoided  If  he 
had  managed  differently. 

No  such  perplexing  question,  how- 
ever, is  presented  to  the  bass  fisher- 
man who  lands  his  fish.  He  compla- 
cently regards  his  triumph  as  the 
natural  and  expected  result  of  steadi- 
ness and  skill,  and  excludes  from  his 
thoughts  all  shadow  of  doubt  con- 
cerning the  complete  correctness  of 
his  procedure  in  every  detail. 

My  expressed  design  to  place  fish- 
ing for  black  bass  with  bait  in  compe- 
tition with  fly-casting  for  trout  will, 
I  hope,  be  considered  a  justification 
for  the  details  I  have  given  of  bass 


Some  Fishing  Pretenses 


fishing.  It  commends  itself  in  every 
feature  to  the  sporting  instincts  of  all 
genuine  anglers;  and  it  is  because  I 
do  not  hope  to  altogether  correct  the 
"Affectations  and  Pretenses  of  Fish- 
ing" that  I  have  felt  constrained  to 
rally  those  who  should  love  angling 
for  bass — to  the  end  that  at  least  a 
good-natured  division  may  be  estab- 
lished within  our  fraternity  between 
an  ornamental  and  pretense-breeding 
method  and  one  which  cultivates  skill, 
stimulates  the  best  fishing  traits,  and 
remains  untouched  by  any  form  of 
affectation. 


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Summer  Shooting 

AS  a  general  rule  our  guns 
should  be  put  away  for  a 
-long  rest  before  the  summer 
vacation.  There  is,  however,  one 
game  situation  which  justifies  their  use, 
and  it  is  this  situation  which  sometimes 
appropriately  allows  a  small-gauge 
gun  to  be  placed  beside  the  rod  and 
reel  in  making  up  a  vacation  outfit. 

In  July  or  August  the  summer  mi- 
gration from  their  breeding  places  in 
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the  far  North  brings  shore-birds  and 
plover  —  both  old  and  full-grown 
young — along  our  Eastern  coast,  in 
first-rate  condition.  My  experience 
in  shooting  this  game  has  all  been 
within  recent  years,  and  almost  en- 
tirely in  the  marshes  and  along  the 
shores  of  Cape  Cod.  Like  other 
members  of  the  present  generation 
and  later  comers  in  a  limited  field,  I 
have  been  obliged  to  hear  with  tire- 
some iteration  the  old,  old  story  of 
gray-haired  men  who  tell  of  the  "arms 
and  the  man"  who  in  days  gone  by,  on 
this  identical  ground,  have  slain  these 
birds  by  thousands.  The  embellish- 
ment of  these  tales  by  all  the  inci- 
dents that  mark  the  progress  of  our 
people  In  game  extermination  I  have 
accepted  as  furnishing  an  explanation 
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Summer  Shooting 


of  the  meager  success  of  many  of  my 
excursions;  but  at  the  same  time  my 
condemnation  of  the  methods  of  the 
inconsiderate  slaughterers  who  pre- 
ceded me  has  led  to  a  consoling  con- 
sciousness of  my  own  superior  sport- 
ing virtues. 

While  I  am  willing  to  confess  to 
considerable  resentment  against  those 
who  in  their  shooting  days  were 
thoughtless  enough  to  forget  that  I 
was  to  come  after  them,  it  must  by  no 
means  be  understood  that  my  gunning 
for  shore-birds  has  been  discouraging. 
I  have  made  some  fair  bags,  and  any 
bag  is  large  enough  for  me,  providing 
I  have  lost  no  opportunities  and  have 
shot  well.  Besides,  I  have  never  in- 
dulged in  any  shooting  so  conducive 
to  the  stimulation  and  strengthening 
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Summer  Shooting 


of  the  incomparable  virtue  of  pa- 
tience. I  have  sat  in  a  blind  for  five 
hours,  by  the  watch — and  awake  near- 
ly all  the  time  at  that — without  see- 
ing or  hearing  a  bird  worth  shooting. 
It  is,  however,  neither  the  killing 
of  birds  nor  the  cultivation  of  patience 
that  has  exacted  my  absolute  submis- 
sion to  the  fascination  of  shore-bird 
shooting  on  Cape  Cod.  It  is  hard 
to  explain  this  fascination,  but  my  no- 
tion is  that  it  grows  out  of  a  conceited 
attempt  to  calculate  the  direction  of 
the  wind  and  other  weather  condi- 
tions over-night,  the  elaborate  prepa- 
rations for  a  daylight  start,  the  uncer- 
tainties of  the  pursuit  under  any  con- 
ditions, the  hope,  amounting  almost 
to  expectation,  that  notwithstanding 
this  the  wisdom  and  calculation  ex- 
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Summer  Shooting 


pended  in  determining  upon  the  trip 
will  be  vindicated,  the  delightful 
early  morning  drive  to  the  grounds, 
the  anticipation  of  a  flight  of  birds 
every  moment  while  there,  and  the 
final  sustaining  expectation  of  their 
arrival  in  any  event  just  before  night. 
The  singular  thing  in  my  case  is  that 
if  all  goes  wrong  at  last,  and  even 
if  under  the  influence  of  fatigue  and 
disappointment  I  resolve  during  the 
drive  home  in  chill  and  darkness  that 
the  trip  will  not  be  repeated  for  many 
a  long  day,  it  is  quite  certain  that 
within  forty-eight  hours  I  shall  be 
again  observing  the  weather  and 
guessing  what  the  direction  of  the 
wind  will  be  the  next  morning,  in  con- 
templation of  another  start. 

But   some   will   say,    how   are   the 
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incidents  of  hope  and  expectation,  or 
of  preparation  and  calculation,  which 
are  common  to  all  sporting  excursions, 
made  to  account  for  this  especial  in- 
fatuation with  shore-bird  shooting? 
I  shall  answer  this  question  as  well  as 
I  can  by  suggesting  that  the  difference 
is  one  of  degree.  In  gunning  for 
other  game  one  knows,  or  thinks  he 
knows,  where  it  is  or  ought  to  be. 
The  wind  and  weather,  while  not  en- 
tirely ignored,  usually  have  a  subor- 
dinate place  in  preliminary  calcula- 
tion, and  the  pleasures  of  hope  and 
expectation  are  kept  within  the  limits 
of  ability  or  luck  in  finding  the  game. 
On  the  other  hand,  the  shore-bird 
hunter  knows  not  the  abiding  place 
of  his  game.  He  knows  that  at 
times  during  certain  summer  months 
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Summer  Shooting 


these  birds  pass  southward  in  their 
long  migration,  but  he  cannot  know 
whether  they  will  keep  far  out  at  sea 
or  will  on  some  unknown  day  be  driv- 
en by  wind  and  weather  to  the  shore 
for  temporary  rest  and  feeding,  and 
thusgive  him  his  opportunity.  Though 
the  presence  on  marsh  or  shore  of  a 
few  bird  stragglers  may  put  him  on 
his  guard,  it  must  still  remain  a  ques- 
tion whether  the  game  in  sufficient 
quantities  to  make  good  shooting  is 
hundreds  or  thousands  of  miles  away 
or  in  the  neighborhood  of  the  shoot- 
ing grounds. 

I  believe  the  unusual  contingencies 
of  shore-bird  shooting  and  the  wider 
scope  they  give  for  hope  and  expecta- 
tion, together  with  the  manifold  con- 
ditions which  give  abundant  oppor- 
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tunity  for  self-conceit  in  calculating 
probabilities,  account  for  its  quality 
of  exceptional  fascination. 

The  sportsman  who  persists,  is  apt 
occasionally  to  find  a  good  number  of 
birds  about  the  grounds;  and  when 
that  happens,  if  he  is  adequately 
equipped  with  good  decoys,  and  the 
right  spirit,  and  especially  if  he  is 
able  to  call  the  birds,  he  will  enjoy  a 
variety  of  fine  shooting.  The  initi- 
ated well  understand  the  importance 
of  the  call,  and  they  know  that  the 
best  caller  will  get  the  most  birds. 
The  notes  of  shore-birds,  though  quite 
dissimilar,  are  in  most  cases  easily 
imitated  after  a  little  practice,  and  a 
simply  constructed  contriv^ance  which 
can  be  purchased  at  almost  any  sport- 
ing goods  store  will  answer  for  all  the 
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game  if  properly  used.  The  birds 
are  usually  heard  before  they  are 
seen,  and  if  their  notes  are  answered 
naturally  and  not  too  vehemently  or 
too  often,  they  will  soon  be  seen  with- 
in shooting  range,  whether  they  are 
Black-Breasted  Plover,  Chicken  Plov- 
er, Yellow  Legs,  Piping  Plover,  Cur- 
lew, Sanderlings  or  Grass  Birds.  Of 
course,  no  decent  hunter  allows  them 
to  alight  before  he  shoots. 

I  would  not  advise  the  summer  va- 
cationist who  lacks  the  genuine  sport- 
ing spirit  to  pursue  the  shore-bird. 
Those  who  do  so  should  not  disgrace 
themselves  by  killing  the  handsome 
little  sand-pipers  or  peeps  too  small 
to  eat.  It  is  better  to  go  home  with 
nothing  killed  than  to  feel  the  weight 
of  a  mean,  unsportsmanlike  act. 
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Concerning  Rabbit  Shooting 

SOME  hunters  there  are,  of  the 
super-refined  and  dudish  sort, 
who  deny  to  the  rabbit  any 
position  among  legitimate  game  ani- 
mals; and  there  are  others  who, 
while  grudgingly  admitting  rabbits 
to  the  list,  seem  to  think  it  neces- 
sary to  excuse  their  concession  by 
calling  them  hares,  I  regard  all  this 
as  pure  affectation  and  nonsense. 
I  deem  it  not  beneath  my  dignity  and 
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standing  as  a  reputable  gunner  to 
write  of  the  rabbit  as  an  entirely  suit- 
able member  of  the  game  community ; 
and  in  doing  so  I  am  not  dealing  with 
hares  or  any  other  thing  except  plain, 
little  every-day  plebeian  rabbits — 
sometimes  appropriately  called  "cot- 
ton-tails." Though  they  may  be  "de- 
famed by  every  charlatan"  among 
hunters  of  self-constituted  high  de- 
gree, and  despised  by  thousands  who 
know  nothing  of  their  game  qualities, 
I  am  not  ashamed  of  their  pursuit; 
and  I  count  It  by  no  means  bad  skill 
to  force  them  by  a  successful  shot  to 
a  topsy-turvy  pause  when  at  their  best 
speed. 

These    sly   little    fellows    feed    at 
night,  and  during  the  day  they  hide  so 
closely  In  grass  or  among  rocks  and 
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Concerning  Rabbit  Shooting 

brush  that  it  is  seldom  they  can  be 
seen  when  at  rest.  Of  course,  no  de- 
cent man  will  shoot  a  rabbit  while 
sitting,  and  I  have  known  them  to  re- 
fuse to  start  for  anything  less  than  a 
kick,  or  punch.  When  they  do  start, 
however,  they  demonstrate  quite  clear- 
ly that  they  have  kept  their  feet  in 
the  best  possible  position  for  a  spring 
and  run.  After  such  a  start  the  rab- 
bit must  in  fairness  be  given  an  abun- 
dant chance  to  gain  full  headway,  and 
when  he  has  traversed  the  necessary 
distance  for  this,  and  is  at  his  fastest 
gait,  the  hunter  that  shoots  him  has 
good  reason  to  be  satisfied  with  his 
marksmanship.  I  once  actually  poked 
one  up  and  he  escaped  unhurt,  though 
four  loads  of  shot  were  sent  after 
him. 

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Concerning  Rabbit  Shooting 


In  the  main,  however,  dogs  must 
be  relied  upon  for  the  real  enjoyment 
and  success  of  rabbit  hunting.  The 
fastest  dogs  are  not  the  best,  because 
they  are  apt  to  chase  the  rabbit  so 
swiftly  and  closely  that  he  quickly  be- 
takes himself  to  a  hole  or  other  safe 
shelter,  instead  of  relying  upon  his 
running  ability.  The  baying  of  three 
or  four  good  dogs  steadily  following 
a  little  cotton-tail  should  be  as  exhila- 
rating and  as  pleasant  to  ears  attuned 
to  the  music  as  if  the  chase  were  for 
bigger  .game.  As  the  music  is  heard 
more  distinctly,  the  hunter  is  allowed 
to  flatter  himself  that  his  acute  judg- 
ment can  determine  the  route  of  the 
approaching  game  and  the  precise 
point  from  which  an  advantageous 
shot  can  be  secured.  The  self-satis- 
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fied  conceit  aroused  by  a  fortunate 
guess  concerning  this  important  de- 
tail, especially  if  supplemented  by  a 
fatal  shot,  should  permit  the  lucky 
gunner  to  enjoy  as  fully  the  compla- 
cent pleasurable  persuasion  that  the 
entire  achievement  is  due  to  his  sagac- 
ity, keenness  and  skill  as  though  the 
animal  circumvented  were  a  larger 
beast.  In  either  case  the  hunter  expe- 
riences the  delight  born  of  a  well-fed 
sense  of  superiority  and  self-pride; 
and  this,  notwithstanding  all  attempts 
to  keep  it  in  the  background,  is  the 
most  gratifying  factor  in  every  sport- 
ing indulgence. 

Some  people   speak  slightingly  of 

the    rabbit's    eating    qualities.      This 

must  be  an  abject  surrender  to  fad  or 

fashion.    At  any  rate  it  is  exceedingly 

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unjust  to  the  cotton-tall;  and  one  who 
can  relish  tender  chicken  and  refuse 
to  eat  a  nicely  cooked  rabbit  is,  I  be- 
lieve, a  victim  of  unfounded  preju- 
dices. 

Why,  then,  should  not  rabbit  hunt- 
ing, when  honorably  pursued,  be  given 
a  respectable  place  among  gunning  ac- 
tivities? It  certainly  has  every  ele- 
ment of  rational  outdoor  recreation. 
It  ministers  to  the  most  exhilarating 
and  healthful  exercise;  it  furnishes 
saving  relief  from  care  and  over- 
work; it  is  free  from  wantonness  and 
inexcusable  destruction  of  animal  life, 
and,  if  luck  favors,  it  gives  play  to 
innocent  but  gratifying  self-conceit. 

Let  us  remember,  however,  that  if 
rabbit  hunting  is  to  be  a  manly  out- 
door recreation,  entirely  free  from 
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Concerning  Rabbit  Shooting 

meanness,  and  a  sport  in  which  a  true 
hunter  can  indulge  without  shame, 
the  httle  cotton-tail  must  in  all  cir- 
cumstances be  given  a  fair  chance  for 
his  life. 


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A  Word  to  Fishermen 

THOSE  of  us  who  fish  in  a 
fair,  well-bred  and  reason- 
able way,  for  the  purpose  of 
recreation  and  as  a  means  of  increas- 
ing the  table  pleasures  of  ourselves 
or  our  friends,  may  well  regret  the 
apparently  unalterable  decree  which 
gives  to  all  those  who  fish,  under  the 
spur  of  any  motive — good,  bad  or 
indifferent  —  the  name  of  fishermen. 
We  certainly  have  nothing  in  common 
with  those  who  lish  for  a  livelihooc!, 
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unless  it  be  a  desire  to  catch  fish.  We 
have,  in  point  of  fact,  no  closer  re- 
lationship than  this  with  the  murder- 
ously inclined,  whose  only  motive  in 
fishing  is  to  make  large  catches,  and 
whose  sole  pleasure  in  the  pursuit  is 
the  gratification  of  a  greedy  propen- 
sity. Nevertheless  we,  and  those  with 
whom  we  have  so  little  sympathy,  are 
by  a  sort  of  unavoidable  law  of  gravi- 
tation classed  together  in  the  same 
fraternity,  and  called  fishermen.  Oc- 
casionally weak  attempts  have  been 
made  to  classify  the  best  of  this  fra- 
ternity under  the  name  of  Anglers, 
or  some  title  of  that  kind,  but  such 
efforts  have  always  failed.  Even 
Izaak  Walton  could  not  change  the 
current  of  human  thought  by  calling 
his  immortal  book  "The  Compleat 
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A  Word  to  Fishermen 

Angler."     So  it  seems  however  much 
those   who   fish   may  differ   in   social 
standing,  in  disposition  and  character, 
in  motive  and  ambition,  and  even  in 
mode  of  operation,  all  must  abide,  to 
the   end  of  the  chapter,   in  the   con- 
templation of  the  outside  world,  with- 
in   the    brotherhood    called    "Fisher- 
men."   Happily,  however,  this  group- 
ing of  incongruous  elements  under  a 
common  name  does  not  prevent  those 
of   us   who   properly   appreciate    the 
importance  of  upholding  the  respecta- 
bility of  decent  fishing  from  coming 
to    an   agreement   concerning   certain 
causes  of  congratulation  and  certain 
rules  of  conduct. 

We    who    claim    to    represent    the 
highest  fishing  aspirations  are  some- 
times   inclined   to   complain    on    days 
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A  Word  to  Fishermen 

when  the  fish  refuse  to  bite.  There 
can  be  no  worse  exhibition  than  this 
of  an  entire  misconception  of  a  wise 
arrangement  for  our  benefit.  We 
should  always  remember  that  we  have 
about  us  on  every  side  thousands  of 
those  who  claim  membership  in  the 
fishing  fraternity,  because,  In  a  way, 
they  love  to  fish  when  the  fish  bite — 
and  only  then.  These  are  contented 
only  when  capture  Is  constant,  and 
their  only  conception  of  the  pleasures 
of  fishing  rests  upon  uninterrupted 
slaughter.  If  we  reflect  for  a  moment 
upon  the  consequences  of  turning  an 
army  of  fishermen  like  these  loose 
upon  fish  that  would  bite  every  day 
and  every  hour,  we  shall  see  how  nice- 
ly the  vicissitudes  of  fishing  have  been 
adjusted,  and  how  precisely  and  use- 
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A  Word  to  Fishermen 


fully  the  fatal  attack  of  discouraging 
bad  luck  selects  its  victims.  If  on 
days  when  we  catch  few  or  no  fish 
we  feel  symptoms  of  disappointment, 
these  should  immediately  give  way  to 
satisfaction  when  we  remember  how 
many  spurious  and  discouraged  fish- 
ermen are  spending  their  time  in  ham- 
mocks or  under  trees  or  on  golf  fields 
instead  of  with  fishing  outfits,  solely 
on  account  of  just  such  unfavorable 
days.  We  have  no  assurance  that  if 
fish  could  be  easily  taken  at  all  times 
the  fishing  waters  within  our  reach 
would  not  be  depopulated — a  horrible 
thing  to  contemplate.  Let  it  not  be 
said  that  such  considerations  as  these 
savor  of  uncharitableness  and  selfish- 
ness on  our  part.  We  are  only  recog- 
nizing the  doctrine  of  the  survival  of 
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the  fittest  as  apphed  to  fishermen,  and 
claiming  that  these  "fittest"  should 
have  the  best  chance. 

What  has  been  said  naturally  leads 
to  the  suggestion  that  consistency  re- 
quires those  of  us  who  are  right- 
minded  fishermen  to  reasonably  limit 
ourselves  as  to  the  number  of  fish 
we  should  take  on  favorable  days. 
On  no  account  should  edible  fish  be 
caught  in  such  quantities  as  to  be 
wasted.  By  restraining  ourselves  in 
this  matter  we  discourage  in  our  own 
natures  the  growth  of  greed,  we  pre- 
vent wicked  waste,  we  make  it  easier 
for  us  to  bear  the  fall  between  decent 
good  luck  and  bad  luck,  or  no  luck, 
and  we  make  ourselves  at  all  points 
better  men  and  better  fishermen. 

We  ought  not  to  forget  these  things 
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as  we  enter  upon  the  pleasures  of  our 
summer's  fishing.  But  in  any  event 
let  us  take  with  us  when  we  go  out 
good  tackle,  good  bait,  and  plenty  of 
patience.  If  the  wind  is  in  the  South 
or  West  so  much  the  better,  but  let's 
go,  wherever  the  wind  may  be.  If 
we  catch  fish  we  shall  add  zest  to  our 
recreation.  If  we  catch  none,  we 
shall  still  have  the  outing  and  the 
recreation — more  healthful  and  more 
enjoyable  than  can  be  gained  in  any 
other  way. 


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A  Duck-Hunting  Trip 

IT  Is  not  a  pleasant  thing  for  one 
who  prides  himself  on  his  strict 
obedience  to  game  laws  to  be  ac- 
cused of  violating  these  laws  whenever 
he  hunts  or  fishes — and  especially  Is  It 
exasperating  to  be  thus  accused  solely 
for  the  delectation  or  profit  of  some 
hungry  and  mendacious  newspaper 
correspondent.  It  is  not  true  that  I 
was  once  arrested  In  Virginia  for  vio- 
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lation  of  the  game  laws,  or  for  shoot- 
ing without  a  license;  nor  was  any 
complaint  ever  made  against  me;  nor, 
so  far  as  I  know,  was  such  a  thing  ever 

contemplated. 

Sport  Versus  Slaughter 

Equally  false  and  mischievous, 
though  not  involving  a  violation  of 
law,  was  the  charge  that  a  party  of 
which  I  was  a  member  killed  five  hun- 
dred ducks.  Our  shooting  force  on 
that  expedition  consisted  of  five  gun- 
ners of  various  grades  of  hunting  abil- 
ity, including  one  who  had  not  "fired  a 
gun  in  twenty  years,"  and  another  who 
could  "do  pretty  well  with  a  rifle,  but 
didn't  know  much  about  a  shotgun." 
We  were  shooting  four  days,  but  on 
only  one  of  these  days  was  our  entire 
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force  engaged.  There  was  not  one  in 
the  party  who  would  not  have  been 
ashamed  of  any  compHcity  in  the  kill- 
ing of  five  hundred  ducks,  within  the 
time  spent  and  In  the  circumstances 
surrounding  us;  nor  is  there  one  of  the 
party  who  does  not  believe  that,  if 
the  extermination  of  wild  ducks  is  to 
be  prevented,  and  if  our  grandchil- 
dren are  to  know  anything  about 
duck  shooting,  except  as  a  matter  of 
historical  reading,  stringent  and  in- 
telligent laws  for  the  preservation  of 
this  game  must  be  supplemented  and 
aided  by  an  aggressive  sentiment  firm- 
ly held  among  decent  ducking  sports- 
men, making  it  disgraceful  to  kill 
ducks  for  the  purpose  of  boasting  of 
a  big  bag,  or  for  the  mere  sake  of 
killing.  Those  who  hunt  ducks  with 
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no  better  motives  than  these,  and  who 
are  restrained,  in  the  absence  of  law, 
by  nothing  except  the  lack  of  oppor- 
tunity to  kill,  are  duck-slaughterers, 
who  merit  the  contempt  of  the  pres- 
ent generation  and  the  curses  of  gen- 
erations yet  to  come. 

Our  party  killed  about  one  hun- 
dred and  twenty-five  ducks.  We  ate 
as  many  as  we  cared  to  eat  during 
our  stay  among  the  hunting  marshes, 
and  we  brought  enough  home  to  eat 
on  our  own  tables  and  to  distribute 
among  our  friends.  It  seems  to  me 
that  gunners  who  kill  as  many  ducks 
as  will  answer  all  these  purposes  ought 
to  be  satisfied. 


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On  the  Cooking  of  Wild  Ducks 

And  just  iiere  I  want  to  suggest 
something  which  ought  to  greatly  cur- 
tail the  distribution  of  wild  ducks 
among  our  friends.  In  households 
where  no  idea  prevails  of  the  differ- 
ence between  properly  cooking  a  wild 
duck  and  one  brought  up  in  a  barn- 
yard, a  complimentary  gift  of  wild 
fowl  is  certainly  of  questionable  ad- 
visability; for  if  these  are  cooked 
after  the  fashion  prescribed  for  the 
domestic  duck  they  will  be  so  thor- 
oughly discredited  in  the  eating  that 
the  recipient  of  the  gift  will  come 
near  suspecting  a  practical  joke,  and 
the  donor  will  be  nearly  guilty  of 
waste. 

In  Virginia  they  have  a  very  good 
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law  proiiiblting  duck  shooting  on 
Wednesdays  and  Saturdays,  and  of 
course  on  Sundays.  These  are  called 
rest  days.  We  arrived  at  the  very 
comfortable  club-house  of  the  Back 
Bay  Club,  in  Princess  Anne  County, 
about  noon  one  Saturday,  with  weather 
very  fair  and  quiet — too  much  so  for 
good  ducking.  From  the  time  of  our 
arrival  until  very  early  Monday  morn- 
ing, besides  eating  and  sleeping,  we 
had  nothing  to  do  but  to  "get  ready." 
It  must  not  be  supposed  that  those 
words  only  mean  the  settlement  in 
our  quarters  and  the  preparation  of 
guns,  ammunition  and  other  outfit. 
Many  other  things  are  necessary  by 
way  of  stimulating  interest  and  filling 
the  minds  of  waiting  gunners  with 
lively  anticipation  and  hope.  Thus 
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A  Duck-Hunting  Trip 

during  the  preparatory  hours  left  to 
us  our  eyes  were  strained  hundreds 
of  times  from  every  favorable  point 
of  observation  in  search  of  flying 
ducks;  hundreds  of  times  the  ques- 
tion as  to  the  most  desirable  shoot- 
ing points  was  discussed,  and  thou- 
sands of  times  the  wish  was  expressed 
that  Monday,  instead  of  being  a 
"blue  bird  day,"  would  present  us 
with  a  good,  stiff  breeze  from  the 
right  direction.  The  field  of  predic- 
tion was  open  to  all  of  us,  and  none 
avoided  it.  A  telling  hit  was  made 
by  the  most  self-satisfied  weather- 
prophet  of  the  party,  who  foretold 
an  east  wind  at  sundown,  which 
promptly  made  its  appearance  on 
schedule  time. 

When  we  were  roused  out  of  bed  at 
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4.30  o'clock  that  Monday  morning  we 
found  our  east  wind  still  with  us  in 
pretty  good  volume,  and  although  we 
all  knew  it  was  not  in  the  most  favor- 
able quarter,  and  that  the  weather 
was  too  warm  for  the  best  shooting, 
it  was  with  high  hopes  that  we  got 
into  our  boats  and  started  in  midnight 
darkness  for  our  blinds.  Whatev^er 
anticipation  of  good  shooting  I  had 
indulged  met  with  a  severe  reverse 
when  I  learned  that  my  shooting  com- 
panion and  I  were  expected  to  kill 
ducks  with  our  decoys  placed  to  the 
windward  of  us.  I  warmly  protested 
against  this,  declaring  that  I  had 
never  done  such  a  thing  in  my  life, 
and  In  the  strongest  language  I  ob- 
jected to  the  arrangement;  but  all  to 
no  purpose. 


A  Duck-Hunting  Trip 

As  I  expected,  the  ducks  that 
were  inclined  to  fly  within  our  range, 
coming  up  the  wind  behind  us,  saw 
our  blinds  and  us  before  they  saw 
the  decoys,  and  when  we  tried  to 
turn  and  get  a  shot,  a  sudden  flare  or 
tower  put  them  out  of  reach.  As  for 
fair  decoying,  they  had  no  notion  of 
such  a  thing.  We  killed  a  few  ducks 
through  much  tribulation;  but  the  ir- 
ritation of  knowing  that  many  good 
opportunities  had  been  lost  by  our  im- 
proper location  more  than  overbal- 
anced all  the  satisfaction  of  our  slight 
success.  That  my  theory  on  the  sub- 
ject of  windward  decoys  is  correct  was 
proved  when  on  Thursday,  with  a 
west  wind  and  decoys  to  the  leeward, 
we  killed  at  the  same  place  more  than 
twice  as  many  ducks  as  we  killed  the 
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first  day.  This  was  not  because  more 
came  to  us,  but  because  they  came  In 
proper  fashion. 

On  Having  One's  "Eye  Wiped" 

It  was  on  this  day  that  I  once  or 
twice  had  my  "eye  wiped,"  and  I  re- 
call it  even  now  with  anything  but  sat- 
isfaction. It  is  a  provoking  thing 
to  miss  a  fair  shot,  but  to  have  your 
companion  after  you  have  had  your 
chance  knock  down  the  bird  by  a 
long,  hard  shot  makes  one  feel  some- 
what distressed.  This  we  call  "wip- 
ing the  eye";  but  I  have  always 
thought  the  sensation  caused  by  this 
operation  justified  calling  it  "goug- 
ing the  eye." 

We  left  for  home  after  one  more 
very  cold  day  spent  in  the  blinds,  with 
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some  good  shooting.  Every  one  of 
the  party  was  enthusiastic  in  speaking 
of  the  pleasure  our  outing  had  af- 
forded us,  and  all  were  outspoken  in 
the  hope  that  our  experience  might 
be  repeated  in  the  future. 

Now,  let  it  be  observed  that  most 
prominent  among  the  things  that  had 
occupied  us  and  were  thus  delightfully 
remembered,  and  among  the  experi- 
ences desired  again  in  the  future,  were 
the  rigors  and  discomforts  we  had 
undergone  in  our  shooting.  So  far 
as  the  good  things  and  the  comforts 
of  the  club-house  itself  entered  into 
the  enjoyment  of  our  trip,  it  would 
be  strange  if  they  did  not  present 
great  allurement;  for  nothing  in  the 
way  of  snug  shelter  and  good  eating 
and  drinking  was  lacking.  It  Is  not 
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so  easy,  however,  to  reason  out  the 
duck  hunter's  eagerness  to  leave  a 
warm  bed,  morning  after  morning, 
long  before  light,  and  go  shivering 
out  into  the  cold  and  darkness  for  the 
sake  of  reaching  his  blind  before  day- 
break— not  to  find  there  warmth  and 
shelter,  but  to  sit  for  hours  chilled  to 
the  bone  patiently  waiting  for  the 
infrequent  shot  which  reminds  him 
that  he  is  indulging  in  sport  or  health- 
ful recreation.  Suppose  that  such  a 
regimen  as  this  were  prescribed  in  cold 
blood  as  necessary  to  health.  How 
many  would  think  health  worth  the 
cost  of  such  hardships? 


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"The  Duck  Hunter  Is  Born  — Not 

Made" 

Suppose  the  discomforts  willingly 
endured  by  duck  hunters  were  re- 
quired of  employees  in  an  Industrial 
establishment.  There  would  be  one 
place  where  a  condition  of  strike 
would  be  constant  and  chronic.  If  It 
be  said  that  the  gratification  of  bring- 
ing down  ducks  pays  for  all  the  suf- 
fering of  their  pursuit,  the  question 
obtrudes  Itself,  how  is  this  compensa- 
tion forthcoming  In  the  stress  of  bad 
luck  or  no  luck,  and  how  Is  it  that 
the  duck-hunting  propensity  survives 
all  conditions  and  all  fortunes? 

I  am  satisfied  that  there  Is  but  one 
way  to  account  for  the  unyielding  en- 
thusiasm of  those  who  hunt  ducks  and 
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for  their  steady  devotion  to  their 
favorite  recreation :  The  duck  hunter 
is  born — not  made. 


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Quail  Shooting 

WE  hear  a  great  deal  in 
these  days  about  abun- 
dant physical  exercise  as  a 
necessary  factor  in  the  maintenance  of 
sound  health  and  vigor.  This  is  so 
universally  and  persistently  enjoined 
upon  us  by  those  whose  studies  and 
efforts  are  devoted  to  our  bodily  wel- 
fare that  frequently,  if  we  withhold 
an  iota  of  belief  concerning  any  de- 
tail of  the  proposition,  we  subject  our- 
selves to  the  accusation  of  recklessly 
discrediting  the  laws  of  health, 
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While  beyond  all  doubt  a  whole- 
sale denial  of  the  importance  of  physi- 
cal exertion  to  a  desirable  condition  of 
bodily  strength  would  savor  of  fool- 
ish hardihood,  we  are  by  no  means 
obliged  to  concede  that  mere  activity 
of  muscles  without  accompaniment 
constitutes  the  exercise  best  calculated 
to  do  us  good.  In  point  of  fact  we 
are  only  boldly  honest  and  sincere 
when  we  insist  that  really  beneficial 
exercise  consists  as  much  in  the  pur- 
suit of  some  independent  object  we 
desire  to  reach  or  gain  by  physical 
exertion,  coupled  with  a  pleasant  stim- 
ulation of  mental  interest  and  recre- 
ation, as  in  any  given  kind  or  degree 
of  mere  muscular  activity.  Bodily 
movement  alone,  undertaken  from  a 
sense  of  duty  or  upon  medical  advice, 
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is  among  the  dreary  and  unsatisfying 
things  of  Hfe.  It  may  cultivate  or 
increase  animal  strength  and  endur- 
ance, but  it  is  apt  at  the  same  time  to 
weaken  and  distort  the  disposition 
and  temper.  The  medicine  is  not  only 
distasteful,  but  fails  in  efficacy  unless 
it  is  mingled  with  the  agreeable  and 
healing  ingredients  of  mental  recrea- 
tion and  desirable  objects  of  endeavor. 
I  am  convinced  that  nothing  meets 
all  the  requirements  of  rational, 
healthful  outdoor  exercise  more  com- 
pletely than  quail  shooting.  It  seems 
to  be  so  compounded  of  wholesome 
things  that  it  reaches,  with  vitalizing 
effect,  every  point  of  mental  or  physi- 
cal enervation.  Under  the  prohibi- 
tions of  the  law,  or  the  restraints  of 
sporting  decency,  or  both,  it  is  permit- 
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ted  only  at  a  season  of  the  year  when 
nature  freely  dispenses,  to  those  who 
submit  to  her  treatment,  the  potent 
tonic  of  cool  and  bracing  air  and  the 
invigorating  influences  of  fields  and 
trees  and  sky,  no  longer  vexed  by  sum- 
mer heat.  It  invites  early  rising;  and 
as  a  general  rule  a  successful  search 
fur  these  uncertain  birds  in\'ol\es  long 
miles  of  travel  on  foot.  Obviously 
this  sport  furnishes  an  abundance 
of  muscular  action  and  physically 
strengthening  surroundings.  These, 
fortunately,  are  supplenicnted  by  the 
eager  alertness  essential  to  the  ilis- 
covery  and  capture  of  game  well 
worth  the  effort,  and  by  the  recreative 
and  self-satisfying  complacency  of 
more  or  less  skillful  shooting. 

In   addition   to   all   this,   the   quail 
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Quail  Shooting 


shooter  has  on  his  excursions  a  com- 
panion, who  not  only  promotes  his 
success,  but  whose  manner  of  contrib- 
uting to  it  is  a  constant  source  of  de- 
light. I  am  not  speaking  of  human 
companionship,  which  frequently  mars 
pleasure  by  insistent  competition  or 
awkward  interference,  but  of  the  com- 
panionship of  a  faithful,  devoted 
helper,  never  discouraged  or  discon- 
tented with  his  allotted  service,  except 
when  the  man  behind  the  gun  shoots 
badly,  and  always  dumbly  willing  to 
concede  to  the  shooter  the  entire  credit 
of  a  successful  hunt.  The  work  in 
the  field  of  a  well-trained  dog  is  of 
itself  an  exhibition  abundantly  worth 
the  fatigue  of  a  quailing  expedition.  It 
behooves  the  hunter,  however,  to  re- 
member that  the  dog  is  in  the  field  for 
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business,  and  that  no  amount  of  sen- 
timental admiration  of  his  perform- 
ances on  the  part  of  his  master  will 
compensate  him,  if,  after  he  has  found 
and  indicated  the  location  of  the 
game,  it  escapes  through  inattention 
or  bad  shooting  at  the  critical  instant. 
The  careless  or  bungling  shooter  who 
repeatedly  misses  all  manner  of  fair 
shots,  must  not  be  surprised  If,  in  utter 
disgust,  his  dog  companion  sulkily 
ceases  effort,  or  even  wholly  abandons 
the  field,  leaving  the  chagrined  and 
disappointed  hunter  to  return  home 
alone  —  leg  weary,  gameless  and 
ashamed.  He  is  thus  forced  to  learn 
that  hunting-dog  intelligence  is  not 
limited  to  abject  subservience;  and  he 
thus  gains  a  new  appreciation  of  the 
fact  that  the  better  his  dog,  the  bet- 
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ter  the  shooter  must  know  "what  to 
do  with  his  gun." 

I  do  not  assume  to  be  competent 
to  give  instruction  in  quail  shooting. 
I  miss  too  often  to  undertake  such  a 
rdle.  It  may  not,  however,  be  en- 
tirely unprofitable  to  mention  a  fault 
which  I  suppose  to  be  somewhat  com- 
mon among  those  who  have  not 
reached  the  point  of  satisfactory  skill, 
and  which  my  experience  has  taught 
me  will  stand  in  the  way  of  success 
as  long  as  it  remains  uncorrected.  I 
refer  to  the  instinctive  and  difficultly 
controlled  impulse  to  shoot  too  quick- 
ly when  the  bird  rises.  The  flight 
seems  to  be  much  more  speedy  than 
it  really  is;  and  the  undrilled  shooter, 
if  he  has  any  idea  in  his  mind  at  all, 
is  dominated  by  the  fear  that  if  the 
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formality  of  aiming  his  gun  is  ob- 
served the  game  will  be  beyond  range 
before  he  shoots.  This  leads  to  a 
nerv  ous,  flustered  pointing  of  the  gun 
in  the  direction  of  the  bird's  flight, 
and  its  discharge  at  such  close  range 
that  the  load  of  shot  hardly  separates 
in  the  intervening  distance.  Nine 
times  out  of  ten  the  result  is,  of  course, 
a  complete  miss;  and  if  the  bird 
should  at  any  time  under  these  condi- 
tions be  accidentally  hit,  it  would  be 
difficult  to  find  its  scattered  fragments. 
An  old  quail  shooter  once  advised 
a  younger  one  afflicted  with  this  sort 
of  quick  triggeritis:  "When  the  bird 
gets  up,  if  you  chew  tobacco  spit  over 
your  shoulder  before  you  shoot." 

It  is  absolutely  certain  that  he  who 
aspires  to  do  good  quail  shooting  must 
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keep  cool;  and  it  is  just  as  certain  that 
he  must  trust  the  carrying  qualities 
of  his  gun  as  well  as  his  own  ability 
and  the  intelligence  of  his  dog.  If  he 
observes  these  rules,  experience  and 
practice  will  do  the  rest. 

I  hope  I  may  be  allowed  to  suggest 
that  both  those  who  appreciate  the 
table  qualities  of  the  toothsome  quail, 
and  those  who  know  the  keen  enjoy- 
ment and  health-giving  results  of  their 
pursuit,  should  recognize  it  as  quite 
worth  their  while,  and  as  a  matter  of 
duty,  to  co-operate  in  every  movement 
having  for  its  object  the  protection, 
preservation  and  propagation  of  this 
game.  Our  quail  have  many  natural 
enemies;  they  are  often  decimated  by 
the  severity  of  winter,  and  there  are 
human  beings  so  degraded  and  so  lost 
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to  shame  as  to  seek  their  destruction 
in  ways  most  foul.  A  covey  of  quail 
will  sometimes  huddle  as  close  to- 
gether as  possible  in  a  circle,  with 
their  heads  turned  outward.  I  have 
heard  of  men  who,  discovering  them 
in  this  situation,  have  fired  upon  them, 
killing  every  one  at  a  single  shot. 
There  ought  to  be  a  law  which  would 
consign  one  guilty  of  this  crime  to 
prison  for  a  comfortable  term  of 
years.  A  story  is  told  of  a  man  so 
stupidly  unsportsmanlike  that  when  he 
was  interfered  with  as  he  raised  his 
gun,  apparently  to  shoot  a  quail  run- 
ning on  the  ground,  he  exclaimed  with 
irritation:  "I  did  not  intend  to  shoot 
until  it  had  stopped  running."  This 
may  be  called  innocent  stupidity;  biit 
there  is  no  place  for  such  a  man 
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among  sportsmen,  and  lie  is  certainly 
out  of  place  among  quail. 

It  is  cause  for  congratulation  that 
so  much  has  heen  done  for  quail  pro- 
tection and  preservation  through  the 
enactment  of  laws  for  that  purpose. 
But  neither  these  nor  their  perfunc- 
tory enforcement  will  be  sufficiently  ef- 
fective. There  must  be,  in  addition,  an 
active  sentiment  aroused  in  support 
of  more  advanced  game  legislation, 
and  of  willing,  voluntary  service  in  aid 
of  its  enforcement;  and  in  the  mean- 
time all  belonging  to  the  sporting 
fraternity  should  teach  that  genuine 
sportsmanship  is  based  upon  honor, 
generosity,  obedience  to  law  and  a 
scrupulous  willingness  to  perpetuate, 
for  those  who  come  after  them,  the 
recreation  they  themselves  enjoy. 
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