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THE FAMOUS HISTORY OF GUY
EARL OF WARWICK.
CHAPTER I.
The Praise of Guy Earl of Warwick, and how he fell in
Lnve with Fair Felice.
N the blessed time when Athel-
stan wore the crown of the En-
glish nation, Sir Guy, Warwick's
mirror, and the wonder of all the
world, was the chief hero of the
age, who in prowess surpassed all his predecessors,
and the trump of whose fame so loudly sounded,
that Jews, Turks, and Infidels became acquainted
with his name.
But as Mars, the God of Battle, was inspired with
the beauty of Venus, so our Guy, by no arms con-
quered, \vas conquered by love for Felice the Fair ;
whose beauty and virtue were so inestimable, and
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shone with such heavenly lustre, that Helen, the
pride of all Greece, might seem as a Black-a-moor
compared to her.
Guy resolving not to stand doting at a distance,
went to Warwick Castle where Felice dwelt, she
being daughter and heiress to Roband Earl of War-
wick. The Earl, her father, hearing of Guy's com-
ing, bade him heartily welcome, and prepared to en-
tertain him with a match of hunting, but he to that
lent an unwilling ear, and to prevent it feigned him-
self sick. The Earl, troubled for his friend, sent his
own physician to him. The doctor told Guy his
disease was dangerous, and without letting blood
there was no remedy. Guy replied, " I know my
body is distempered ; but you want skill to cure the
inward inflammation of my heart : Galen's Herbal
cannot quote the flower I like for my remedy.
There is a flower which if I might but touch would
heal me. It is called by a pretty pleasing name,
and I think Phaelix soundeth something like it."
" I know it not," replied the doctor, " nor is there
in the Herbal any flower that beareth such a name,
as I remember."
So saving he departed, and left Guy to cast his
eyes on the heavenly face of his Felice, as she was
walking in a garden full of roses and other flowers.
GUY EARL OF WARWICK.
CHAPTER II.
Guy courts Fair Felice ; she at first denies, but after grants
his Suit on Conditions, which he accepts.
/^ UY immediately advanced to fair Felice, who
was reposing herself in an arbour, and saluted
her with bended knees. " All hail, fair Felice, flower
of beauty, and jewel of virtue ! I know, great princes
seek to win thy love, whose exquisite perfections
might grace the mightiest monarch in the world ;
yet may they come short of Guy's real affection, in
whom love is pictured with naked truth and hon-
esty. Disdain me not for being a steward's son, one
of thy father's servants." Felice interrupted him
saying, " Cease, bold youth, leave off this passionate
address ; you are but young and meanly born, and
unfit for my degree : I would not my father should
know this." With this answer she departed from
him.
Guy thus discomfited, lived for some time like one
distracted, wringing his hands, resolving to travel
through the world to gain the love of Felice, or
death to end his misery.
Though Dame Fortune long may frown ; when
her course is run, she sends a smile to cure the
hearts that have been wounded by her frowns : so
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Cupid sent from his bow a golden headed shaft and
wounded Felice ; and to her sight presented an
armed Knight saying, " This Knight shall become
so famous in the world that Kings and Princes shall
his friendship court." When Felice found herself
wounded, she cried, " O pity me, gentle Cupid, so-
licit for me to thy mother, and I will offer myself up
at thy shrine."
Guy little dreaming of this so sudden thaw, and
wanting the balm of love to apply to his sores, re-
solved to make a second encounter. So coming
again to his Felice, said, " Fair Lady, I have been
arraigned long ago, and now am come to receive
my just sentence from the Tribunal of Love. It is
life, or death, fair Felice, that I look for, let me not
languish in despair ; give judgment, O ye fair, give
judgment, that I may know my doom. A word
from thy sacred lips can cure my bleeding heart, or
a frown can doom me to the pit of misery."
" Gentle Guy," said she, " I am not at my own
disposal, you know my father's name is great in the
nation, and I dare not match without his consent.
" Sweet Lady," said Guy, " I make no doubt but
quickly to obtain his love and favour. Let me have
thy love first, fair Felice, and there is no fear of thy
father's wrath preventing us."
" Sir Guy," quoth Felice, " make thy bold achieve-
ments and noble actions shine abroad, glorious as
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the sun, that all opposers may tremble at thy high
applauded name, and then thy suit cannot be de
nied."
" Fair Felice," said Guy, " I ask no more. Oh
that I were at work my task to prove with some
such churlish man as Hercules !"
CHAPTER III.
Guy wins the Emperor's Daughter from several Princes,
and returning to Warwick is sent forth by Felice to seek
new Adventures ; but before his departure destroys a mon-
strous Dun Cow upon Dunsmore Heath.
(^)UR noble Guy, at last disengaged from Love's
^"^ cruelty, now armed himself like a Knight of I
Chivalry, and crossing the raging ocean, quickly ar-
rived at the Court of Thrace, where he heard that
the Emperor of Almain's fair daughter Blanch was
to be made a prize for him that won her in the field ;
upon which account the Worthies of the World as-
sembled to try their fortunes. The golden trumpets
sounded with great joy and triumph, and the stately
pampered steeds pranced over the ground, and each
He there thought himself a Caesar that none could
equal. Kings and Princes were there, to behold
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who should be the conqueror, every one thinking
that fair Blanch should be his. '
After desperate charging with horse and man,
much blood was shed ; and our noble Guy laid
about him like a lion, among the princes ; here lay
one headless, another without a leg or an arm, and
there a horse. Guy still, like Hercules, charged des-
perately, and killed a German Prince and his horse
under him. Duke Otto, vowing revenge upon our
English champion, gave Guy a fresh assault, but his
courage was soon cooled. Then Duke Rayner
would engage our favourite Knight, but with as lit-
tle success as the rest ; and at length no man would
encounter Guy any more : so by his valour he won
the Lady, in the field.
The Emperor, being himself a spectator, sent a
messenger for our English Knight. Guy immedi-
ately came into the Emperor's presence, and made
his obeisance, when the Emperor, as a token of his
affection, gave him his hand to kiss, and withal re-
signed to him his daughter, a falcon and a hound.
Guy thanked his Majesty for his gracious favour ;
but for fair Felice's sake, left fair Blanch to her
father's tuition, and departed from that graceful
Court, taking with him only the other tokens of his
victory.
Now Guy beginning to meditate upon his long
absence from his fair Felice, and doubting of her
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prosperity, or that she might too much forget him,
departed for England ; and having at last arrived at
the long-wished for haven of his love, thus greeted
his beloved mistress : " Fair foe," said he, " I am
now come to challenge your promise, the which
was, upon my making my name famous by martial
deeds, I should be the master of my beloved mistress.
Behold, fair Felice, this stately steed, this falcon,
and these hounds, part of the prize I have won in
the field, before Kings and Princes."
" Worthy Knight," quoth Felice, " I have heard
of thy winning the Lady Blanch from Royal Dukes
and Princes, and I am glad to find that Guy is so
victorious. But thou must seek more adventures,
earn yet a nobler name, before I wed thee."
Guy, discomfited at this unlocked for answer, took
leave of fair Felice, clad himself again in Bellona's
livery, and set forth on his travels.
While waiting for a fair wind to sail for France,
Guy heard of an exceeding great and monstrous
Cow, four yards in height and six in length, lurk-
ing within the woods not many miles from Warwick,
and making there most dreadful devastations. This
Cow was of a Dun colour, and from thence named
the Dun Cow ; and the place where she lay being
on the borders of a great Heath, was from thence
called Dunsmore Heath, which name it retains to
this day.
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Guy arming himself with his sword, a strong bat-
tle axe, and his bow and quiver, rode to the place
where this monster used to lurk, which was in a
thicket of trees, which grew on the side of a heath
near a pool of standing water ; and being come with-
in a bow shot of it the monster espied him, and set
up a dreadful roaring, enough to fill any heart with
terror. Guy nothing daunted bent his bow of steel ;
but his arrow rebounded as from an adamantine
wall, when the dreadful beast rushed at him like
the wind. Guy observing this, lifted up his battle
axe and smote her such a blow as made her recoil.
Enraged yet more, she again rushed at him, and
clapping her horns upon his breast, dented his ar-
mour, though of highest proof. Wheeling his war-
like steed about, he gave her a desperate wound un-
der the ear, and following this stroke with others no
less forcible, at last he brought her to the ground.
Then Guy alighting from his horse hewed her so
long, till with a horrid groan she breathed her last.
The whole country, when they heard of the mon-
ster's death, came to behold the dead carcase, and
loaded Guy with thanks and presents ; and the
King, after a splendid entertainment, gave him the
Order of Knighthood.
GUY EARL OF WARWICK.
CHAPTER IV.
Guy, having performed great Wonders abroad, returns to
England, and is married to Felice.
/^ UY now set forth in search of further adven-
^^ tures, and performed many acts of valour.
Once after a tedious journey, being seated by a
spring to refresh himself, he heard a hideous noise,
and presently espied a Lion and a Dragon, fighting,
biting, and tearing each other. At length Guy, per-
ceiving the Lion ready to faint, encountered the
Dragon, and soon brought the ugly Cerberus roar-
ing and yelling to the ground. The Lion, in grati-
tude to Guy, run by his horse's side like a true born
spaniel, till lack of food made him retire to his
wonted abode.
Soon after Guy met with the Earl of Terry, whose
father was confined in his Castle by Duke Otto ; but
he and that Lord posted thither, and freed the Castle
immediately ; and Guy in an open field slew Duke
Otto, whose dying words of repentance moved Guy
to remorse and pity.
After this, as Guy returned through a desert, he
met a furious boar that had slain many Christians.
Guy manfully drew his sword, and the boar gaping,
intending with his dreadful tusks to devour our no-
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ble champion, Guy thrust it down his throat, and
slew the greatest boar that ever man beheld.
On Guy's arrival in England, he immediately re-
paired to King Athelstan at York, where the King
told Guy of a mighty Dragon in Northumberland,
that destroyed men, women, and children. Guy
desired a guide, and went immediately to the Dra-
gon's cave ; when out came the monster, with eyes
like darning fire. Guy charged him courageously ;
but the Monster bit the lance in two like a reed ;
then Guy drew his sword, and cut such gashes in
the Dragon's sides, that the blood and life poured
out of his venomous carcase. Then Guy cut off the
head of the monster, and presented it to the King,
who in the memory of Guy's service, caused the pic-
ture of the Dragon, which was thirty feet in length,
to be worked in a cloth of arras, and hung up in
Warwick Castle for an everlasting monument.
Felice, hearing of Guy's return and success, came
as far as Lincoln to meet him, where they were mar-
ried with much joy and great triumph ; King Athel-
stan, his Queen, and all the chief Nobles and Barons
of the land being present.
No sooner were their nuptials celebrated, but Fe-
lice's father died, leaving all his estate to Sir Guy,
whom the King thereupon created Earl of Warwick.
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CHAPTER V.
Guy haves his Wife, and goes a Pilgrimage to the Holy
Land.
TN the very height of Guy's glory, when he was
exalted to his father's dignities, conscience bid-
deth him repent of all his former sins ; so Guy re-
solved to travel to the Holy Land like a Pilgrim.
Felice, perceiving his melancholy, inquired of her
Lord the cause of this passion ? " Ah, Felice !" said
he, " I have spent much time in honouring thee, and
to win thy favour ; but never spared one minute for
my soul's health in honouring the Lord."
Felice, though very much grieved, understanding
his determination, opposed not his will. So with
exchange of rings, and melting kisses, he departed,
like a stranger from his own habitation, taking with
him neither money nor scrip ; while but a small
quantity of herbs and roots, such only as the wild
fields could afford, formed his chief diet ; and he
vowed never to fight more, but in a just cause.
Guy. after travelling many tedious miles, met an
aged person oppressed with grief, for the loss of fif-
teen sons, whom Armarant, a mighty Giant, had
taken from him, and held in strong captivity.
Guy borrowed the old man's sword, and went di-
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rectly up to the Castle gate, where the Giant dwelt,
who coming to the door, asked grimly, "How he
durst so boldly knock at the gates?" vowing he
would beat out his brains. But Guy, laughing at
him, said, " Sirrah, thou art quarrelsome ; but I
have a sword that has often hewn such lubbards as
you asunder." As he spoke he laid his blade about
the Giant's shoulders, so that he bled abundantly ;
who being much enraged, flung his club at Guy
with such force, that it beat him down ; and before
Guy could recover his fall Armarant had got up his
club again. But in the end Guy killed this broad
backed monster, and released divers captives that
bad been in thraldom a long time ; some almost
famished, and others ready to expire under various
tortures ; who returned Guy thanks for their happy
deliverance. After which he gave up the Castle
and keys to the old man and his fifteen sons ; and
pursued his intended journey, and coming to a grave,
he took up a worm-eaten skull, which he thus ad-
dressed : Perhaps thou wert a Prince, or a mighty
Monarch, a King, a Duke, or a Lord ! But the
King and the Beggar must all return to the earth ;
and therefore man had need to remember his dying
hour. Perhaps thou mightest have been a Queen,
or a Dutchess, or a Lady varnished with much
beauty ; but now thou art wormsmeat, lying in the
grave, the sepulchre of all creatures.
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While Guy was in this repenting solitude, fair
Felice, like a mourning widow, clothed herself in
sable attire, and vowed chastity in the absence of
her beloved husband. Her whole delight was in di-
vine meditations and heavenly consolations, praying
for the welfare of her beloved Lord, whom she feared
some savage monster had devoured. Thus Felice
spent the remainder of her life in sorrow for her dear
Lord ; and to show her humility, she sold her jewels
and the costly robes with which she used to grace
King Athelstan's Court, and gave the money freely
to the poor ; she relieved the lame and the blind, the
widow and the fatherless, and all those that came to
ask alms ; and built a large hospital for aged and
sick people, that they might be comforted in their
sickness. Thus she laid up for herself treasure in
heaven, which will be paid again with life ever-
lasting.
In the mean time Guy travelled through many
lands, and at last in the course of his journeying he
met the Earl of Terry, who had been exiled from
his territories by a merciless traitor. Guy bade him
not be dismayed, and promised to venture his life for
his restoration. The Earl thanked Guy most cour-
teously, and they travelled together against Terry's
enemy. Guy challenged him into the field, and
there slew him hand to hand, and restored the Earl
to his lands. The Earl full of gratitude begged to
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know the name of his champion, but Guy insisted
upon remaining unknown ; neither would he take
any reward for his services. Thus was the noble
Guy successful in all his actions, until finding his
head crowned with silver hairs, after many years
travel, he resolved to end his days in his native coun-
try : and therefore returning from the Holy Land,
he came to England. On his arrival he found the
nation in great distress, the Danes having invaded
the land, burning cities and towns, plundering the
country, and killing men, women, and children ; in-
somuch that King Athelstan was forced to take ref-
uge iii his invincible city of Winchester.
CHAPTER VI.
Guy fights with the Giant Colbran, and having overcome
him, discovers himself to the King, then to his Wife, and
dies in her Arms.
r |THE Danes, having intelligence of King Athel-
stan's retreat to Winchester, drew all their
forces thither ; and seeing there was no way to win
the city, they sent a summons to King Athelstan,
desiring that an Englishman might combat with a
Dane, and that side to lose the whole whose Cham-
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pion was defeated. On this mighty Colbran singled
himself from the Danes, and entered upon Morn
Hill, near Winchester, breathing venomous words,
calling the English cowardly dogs, whose carcases he
would make food for ravens. "What mighty boast-
ing," said he, " hath there been in the foreign nations
of these English cowards, as if they had done deeds m
of wonder, who now like foxes hide their heads."
Guy, hearing proud Colbran, could no longer for-
bear, but went immediately to the King, and on his
knee begged a combat ; the King, liking the courage
of the pilgrim, bade him go and prosper. Where-
upon Guy departed out of the North gate to Morn
Hill, where Colbran, the Danish Champion, was.
When Colbran espied Guy he disdained him, say-
ing. " Art thou the best Champion England can af-
ford ?" Q,uoth Guy, " It is unbecoming a professed
Champion to rail ; my sword shall be my orator."
No longer they stood to parley, but with great cour-
age fought most manfully ; but Guy was so nimble,
that in vain Colbran struck ; for every blow fell upon
the ground. Guy still laid about him like a dragon,
which gave great encouragement to the English ;
until Colbran in the end growing faint, Guy brought
the Giant to the ground. Upon which the English
all shouted with so much joy, that the welkin fang
again. After this battle the Danes retired back
again to their own country.
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HISTORY OF GUY EARL OF WARWICK.
King Athelstan sent for this Champion to honour
him ; but Guy refused honours, saying, " My Liege,
I am a mortal man, and have set the vain world at
defiance. But at the King's earnest request, on pro-
mise of concealment, Guy discovered himself to him ;
which rejoiced Athelstan's heart, and he embraced
his worthy Champion. But Guy took leave of his
Sovereign, and went to seek a solitary cave, wherein
to spend the remainder of his life. Fiom time to
time he repaired to Warwick Castle, and received
alms at the hands of his dear Lady, who showed
more bounty to pilgrims than any lady in the land
besides.
At length finding his hour draw nigh, he sent a
messenger to Felice, with a gold ring, at the sight
of which token she hastened to her Lord. And Guy
soon after died in the arms of his beloved Felice ;
who, having survived him only fifteen days, was
buried in the same grave.
Now is the Story brought to an end of Guy the
bold Baron of price, and of the fair maid Felice.
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THE GALLANT HISTORY OF BE-
VIS OF SOUTHAMPTON.
CHAPTER I.
Of the Birth of Beds; and of the Death of his Father.
N the reign of Edgar, King of
England, there was a most re-
nowned knight, named Sir Guy,
Earl of Southampton; whose
deeds exceeded those of all the
valiant knights in this kingdom ; and who, thirst-
ing after fame, travelled in his youth in search of
adventures, and conquered all his opposers with his
unmastered strength, and victorious hand.
On his return, King Edgar sent a messenger to
invite him to the court, to do him honour, for the
valiant deeds he had performed. Whereupon, Sir
Guy, with all speed, rode to the King, by whom he [
was royally entertained ; and after great feasting,
the King, according to Sir Guy's great desert, made
him High Steward of England.
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THE GALLANT HISTORY OF BEVIS.
Sir Guy now determined to take to himself a wife,
and the King of Scotland having a fair daughter, Sir
Guy made suit unto her ; but the Emperor of Al-
main's brother was a suitor unto her likewise, and
she loved Sir Murdure better than she loved Sir
Guy : and though her father gave her in marriage
to Sir Guy, she still affected Sir Murdure best.
Sir Guy, not knowing her hatred of him, returned
with great pomp into England with this deceitful
lady ; and, after some time, had a son by her, whom
they named Bevis. Great was the joy, and great
the triumph of Sir Guy, at the birth of his son ; his
love for his lady waxed greater, for he was confident
her heart was more strongly linked to his, with the
never breaking bands of love. But the good knight
was much deceived : she continued to love Sir Mur-
dure, and sent a servant, whom she well might trust,
to him in Almaine, bidding him come to England,
with a great company of knights, to slay Sir Guy ;
which done, she would marry him : and the time he
should meet Sir Guy w r as the First of May. The
message being delivered, Sir Murdure was resolved
to perform what she had commanded, and arrived
in England by the time appointed.
On the First of May, the lady feigned herself sick,
and longed to eat of the flesh of a wild boar from
the forest. Sir Guy, not dreaming of her treachery,
took a steed, girt a sword about him, and with a
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spear in his hand, rode to the forest. Here he was
soon encompassed by Sir Murdure and his compan-
ions ; and after unhorsing Sir Murdure, and slaying
one hundred of his assailants, he was at last over-
powered by numbers. When he was slain, Sir
Murdure cut off his head, and sent it to his lady,
who received it joyfully, and gave the messenger a
great reward. This treachery being thus accom-
plished, Sir Murdure made haste unto the castle of
Sir Guy, and there was royally received of Sir Guy's
wife.
CHAPTER II.
How Bevis kept sheep; and how he went to his Father's
House and slew the Porter of the gate.
T3EVIS, hearing how basely his father was killed,
ran to his mother, and vowed if ever he came
to age, that he would be revenged on her, and on the
base traitor, Sir Murdure : whereupon his mother
gave him a box of the ear which felled him to the
ground. Sir Saber, the brother of Sir Guy, being
very sorrowful for the death of his brother, and see-
ing his nephew so misused, caught him up in his
arms, and carried him away ; and when his mother
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privately besought him to murder Bevis, feigned con-
sent. Instead of doing so, he clothed him in mean
attire, and sent him to keep his sheep. So Bevis
went to the top of a hill, near his father's castle,
where his uncle's sheep were.
In the meantime, Sir Saber killed a pig, and
dipped the garments of the child in the blood there-
of. Poor Bevis, all this while, sate weeping upon
the hill. At length, hearing trumpets sounding at
his father's castle, for joy that his mother had ob-
tained her desire, he cast off all care of his sheep,
and ran with his shepherd's crook on his shoulder,
to the castle. He knocked at the gate, and the por-
ter denying him entrance, Bevis with his crook gave
him a blow which felled him to the earth. Then
into the hall he went, where Sir Murdure sate at
table with his mother, and many knights and ladies ;
and though all in rags, he showed what blood ran
in his veins, for, with a violent blow, he struck Sir
Murdure under the table, and vowed, but that it was
against nature, he would send his mother after his
own father. With that all the knights sought to
lay hands on Bevis ; but, he forced his way through
the midst of them, and got clear off.
When Bevis returned to his Uncle Saber, and re-
lated to him what he had done. Saber was greatly
grieved, and said, " Alas, thou hast betrayed us both.
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said so, when the mother of Be vis (like a woman dis-
tracted of her wits) came in great haste to Saber, and
reproached him with having disobeyed her orders, to
put Bevis to death. " Madam," said Saber, " he is
dead." She replied, " It is false ; and if you do not
speedily slay him, it shall cost you your life, as well
as his." Bevis hearing this, stept out from the
closet, in which Saber had concealed him, and was
ready to tear her in pieces ; but she escaped, by the
assistance of Sir Saber, and another knight, whom
she straightway ordered to cast Bevis into the sea
and drown him : and, to pacify her anger, they pro-
mised to do so.
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CHAPTER III.
How Bevis was sold to the Saracens, and being carried into
their country, was presented unto King Ermyn.
C\& their arrival at the sea shore, Sir Saber and
the knight sold Bevis to some Saracen mer-
chants, whom they there met with. The merchants
on their arrival in their own country, presented Be-
vis to their King Ermyn, who swore by Mahound !
he had never seen such a sweet-faced boy in all his
life.
Then the King asked him, where he was born ?
"In England," replied Bevis. "Whose son wast
thou there?" said the King. And when he told
him, " I am the son of Sir Guy, of Southampton,"
Ermyn said, " I have heard much talk of thy father.
He was, by report, as valiant a knight as ever yet
drew sword. I have but one fair daughter," con-
tinued Ermyn, " and if thou wilt renounce Chris-
tianity, and worship Apoline, thou shalt have my
daughter to wife, and enjoy my kingdom after me."
Bevis rejected this offer : whereupon Ermyn said :
" Whiles that thou art but a swain,
Thou shalt be my chamberlain ;
But when thou art dubbed a knight,
My banner thou shalt bear in fight?
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Bevis gratefully accepted this offer, and continued
during seven years to make a progress in the affec-
tions of the Saracen monarch, as well as in those of
his daughter, the beautiful Josyan.
At the end of that time, it chanced that on Christ-
mas Day, Bevis rode into the fields to recreate him-
self, and meeting three score Saracen knights, one
of them asked him, if he was aware what day it
was ? On his replying, that he did not know, the
Saracen told him, that it was the Festival of the
Nativity ; and that they were all scandalized at the
manner in which he was dishonouring it.
" Were I as well armed as my father," said Be-
vis, " you should know that I honour this day more
than ever you honoured your idol Apoline."
The Saracen knights, incensed at this speech, de-
termined to punish Bevis ; and being all armed with
swords, wounded him very severely, before he had
the means of making any defence. But at length,
Bevis having wrested a sword from the hands of one
of the Saracens, slew the whole of them, and sent
their steeds home without the riders.
Ermyn, on hearing how disdainfully Bevis had
spoken against Apoline, and how he had slain three
score of his knights, ordered his immediate execu-
tion ; but being prevailed upon, by Josyan, to hear
what Bevis had to say in his defence, was so moved
by the effect of his eloquence, or rather of his pallid
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countenance, and numberless wounds, that he burst
into tears, and not only forgave Bevis, but com-
manded Josyan to exert all her leechcraft in his
behalf. This she did so effectually, that he was
soon
As fierce and ready for to fight
As is the falcon to the flight.
CHAPTER IV.
How Bevis, after slaying a mighty inld Boar, is made a
Knight, and Captain of Twenty Thousand men to go
against Bradmond.
CJHORTLY after this, Bevis succeeded in destroy-
ing a mighty wild boar, which had long ravaged
the country, destroying man, woman, and child.
And about this time, Bradmond, King of Damascus,
sent ambassadors to Ermyn, demanding to have fair
Josyan to his wife ; and threatening, in the event of
his being refused, that he would waste with fire and
sword, the whole territory of Ermyn.
Upon this, Ermyn assembled all his lords and
barons together, to take counsel what to do. Some
said it was better he should let Josyan go, than
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hazard the loss of his crown and kingdom. But
Josyan said to her father, " If thou wilt make Bevis
general over a host of men, he will conquer your
foes." This advice pleased Ermyn, and sending for
Bevis, he dubbed him a knight, and placed twenty
thousand men under his command.
Then Josyan fitted on his armour, gave him a
trusty sword called Morglay, and a steed called
Arundel ; and Bevis being mounted, Josyan viewed
him well, and smiled at him, and Bevis smiled at
her again; and then saluting her, away he rode
with all his host, against Bradmond and all his host.
Bevis, having obtained a glorious victory over
Bradmond, destroyed his army, and taken the King
himself, and two of his knights, prisoners, returned
to Ermyn, by whom he was royally entertained.
Ermyn, to show his gratitude, commanded his fair
daughter, Josyan, to disarm Sir Bevis, to clothe him
in a magnificent robe, and to serve him at table.
The Princess, who was enamoured of Sir Bevis, not
only readily obeyed her father's injunctions, but took
the opportunity of avowing her affection to him ;
and on his declaring that he would never wed an
idolater, expressed her willingness to forsake her
gods and become a Christian for his sake.
At these words Sir Bevis' heart began to melt, and
taking her to his arms, he kissed her, and acknow-
ledged how long he had admired her ; an acknow-
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ledgment which he had determined never to make
while she remained a worshipper of Apoline.
In the meanwhile, the two knights, whom Bevis
had taken prisoners, hearing what had passed be-
tween Bevis and Josyan, discovered all to the King ;
who, being enraged, wrote a letter to Bradmond, en-
joining him to put the bearer of it to death ; and
this letter he charged Bevis to convey to that King.
CHAPTER V.
What befell Bevis on his Journey, and how Josyan enquired
of her Father what had become of Sir Bevis.
T^I/HHEN Bevis arrived at the capital of King
Bradmond, his anger being aroused at seeing
the inhabitants sacrificing to Mahound, he pulled
down the idol, and trampled it in the dust. The
Saracens, enraged at this conduct, attacked Bevis,
who, although he had not his own sword, Morglay,
slew two hundred of them in that bout. Then riding
forward to the palace of King Bradmond, he de-
livered the letter to him ; which he had no sooner
read, than he commanded Bevis to be cast into a
dungeon, to be devoured by two fierce dragons. By
good fortune, his hands had been left untied ; and
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having found in the dungeon the truncheon of a
spear, he soon destroyed the dragons, and so he was
at rest for a time.
In the meanwhile, Josyan enquiring of her father
what had become of Sir Bevis, he told her that he
had returned to his own country ; and King Inor
coming to woo and wed Josyan, Ermyn gave him
Morglay and Arundel, which added to the great
grief of Josyan.
All this time Bevis lay in prison ; and at the end
of seven years, during which he had been fed upon
nothing but bran and water, his keepers thinking he
must be wondrous feeble, entered his dungeon to slay
him, but he was so strong that he killed them both ;
and, it being night time, he escaped out of the dun-
geon, and mounting a steed rode away.
Being pursued by vast bodies of the Saracens, and
amongst others by a formidable knight, Sir Graun-
dere, mounted on a valuable horse, named Trenche-
fys, Bevis, when overtaken by him, being compelled
to defend himself, turned upon his adversary, pierced
him through the heart, took possession of Trenche-
fys, and continued his flight. On arriving at a river,
hotly pursued by his enemies, he plunged in, and
reached in safety the opposite shore. When he
came to land, being ready to faint with hunger, he
rode up to a castle inhabited by a Giant, who was
brother to Sir Gaundere. The Giant, recognizing
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the horse, demanded of Bevis how he became pos-
sessed of it. " By serving thy brother as I intend
to serve thee," was his reply. Upon this the Giant
struck at him with a mighty bar of iron ; the blow
missed Bevis, but beat out the brains of Trenche-
fys ; while Bevis, leaping out of the saddle, made a
full blow at the Giant, which parted his head from
his body.
After refreshing himself at the castle, and taking
a steed from the stable, Sir Bevis rode away from
thence, to find out fair Josyan, whom he dearly
loved. On his way he met a palmer, and enquiring
of him who dwelt in yonder castle. " Marry." quoth
the palmer, " there dwelleth King Inor, who married
the Lady Josyan." Upon hearing this, Bevis ex-
changed his horse for the palmer's suit, and took his
way to the castle, where he found abundance of joys
more than he looked for.
At first, Josyan did not know him, but, when
having given him leave to see Arundel, and Arundel
broke seven chains on hearing him speak, she re-
cognised him, she took him aside into her garden,
where, after awhile, they determined to escape to-
gether.
This they soon did ; and as they rode onward on
their journey, there met them Ascapart. an ugly
giant, who was thirty foot in length, and bristled
like a swine. Ascapart commanded Bevis and Jo-
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syan to follow him. " Not so," said Bevis ; so Jo-
syan held Arundel whilst he fought with Ascapart.
The fight continued a long time ; till, at length,
the Giant falling, Bevis would have struck off his
head, but Josyan being pitiful, said, " Do not so ;
let him go with us." "Lady," said Bevis "he may
betray us." "By Mahound," said Ascapart, "if
thou wilt save my life, I will be true to thee."
" Then rise, and live," said Bevis. So Bevis and
Josyan mounted Arundel, and away they rode, with
Ascapart by their side, till they came to the sea,
where they found many Saracens, and a ship bound
for Christendom.
Now the Saracens would not ferry them to the
ship, so Bevis and Ascapart attacked and made great
slaughter among them. Then, said Ascapart, " Let
me alone ; I will carry you to the ship, horse and
all." So he took the horse under his arm, with
Bevis and Josyan, and waded with them to the
ship.
They were welcomed on board ; and so sailed to
Cologne, where dwelled a Bishop who was kinsman
to Bevis, and enquiring of him " What country
lady is this ?" Bevis answered, " King Ermyn's
daughter, who would become a Christian for my
sake." "And what ill favoured lubber is this?"
said the Bishop. "He is my page," quoth Bevis ;
" and Josyan and he would fain be christened."
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u The lubber is too big to be carried to the font,"
said the Bishop. "That is true," said Sir Bevis.
But in the end, Josyan was christened by the Bishop,
and Ascapart had a font made on purpose to be
christened in ; but when the ceremony was being
performed, he cried out " Thou wilt drown me ; I
am too big to be christened by thee;" and leapt
over the font and went away. .
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CHAPTER VI.
How Bevis raised an Army against Murdure^ vanquished
TVTOW Bevis being anxious to recover his inherit-
ance, got a hundred valiant soldiers from his
uncle, and sailed for England, and landed near
Southampton ; and calling himself Sir Gerard, prof-
fered his services to Sir Murdure, to assist him
against Sir Saber, on condition of his supplying
them with horse and arms. " Ay ! and of the best
too," said Sir Murdure ; " for every man shall choose
his own steed and arms." Accordingly, Sir Bevis
and his men were furnished with all things fitting
for service ; and then, ships being prepared for the
purpose, they sailed for the Isle of Wight, where Sir
Saber dwelt.
On his arrival in that island, Bevis sent to Sir
Murdure, to thank him for his arms, and bid him
prepare for battle.
So Sir Murdure and his host came to the Isle of
Wight, and gave battle to Sir Saber, Bevis, and As-
capart ; who, however, made such havoc among
them, that they slew all that came near them.
Ascapart took Sir Murdure, and, carrying him to
a strong hold, cast him into a cauldron of boiling
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pitch and brimstone ; and his wife, hearing of this,
threw herself from the walls of her castle, and broke
her neck.
Then Sir Bevis dispatched a messenger to the
Bishop of Cologne, who joyfully obeyed the sum-
mons,
And wedded Bevis and Josyatt,
To the great joy of every man.
Right great feasts there did they hold,
Of dukes, earls, barons, and knights bold,
Of ladies and maidens, understand
The fairest that were in the land.
Thus endeth Sir Bevis of Hampton,
That was so bold and brave a baron.
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HISTORY OF TOM HICKATHRIFT
THE CONQUEROR.
CHAPTER I.
Tom's Birth and Parentage.
N the reign of William the
Conqueror, there lived in the
Isle of Ely, in Cambridgeshire,
a man named Thomas Hicka-
thrift, a poor labourer, yet an
honest stout man, and able to do as much work in
a day, as two ordinary men. who, having only one
son, called him after his own name, Thomas.
It pleased God to call the old man aside, and his
mother being tender of their son, maintained him
by her own labour as well as she could ; but all his
delight was in the corner ; and he ate as much at
once, as would serve six ordinary men.
At ten years old he was six feet high, and three
in thickness ; his hand was like a shoulder of mut-
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ton, and every other part proportionate ; but, his
great strength was yet unknown.
CHAPTER II.
How Tom Hickathrifis great Strength came to be known.
mother being a poor widow, went to a
rich farmer's house to beg a bundle of straw, to
shift herself and her son Thomas. The farmer be-
ing an honest charitable man, bade her take what
she wanted. She going home to her son Thomas,
said, "Pray go to such a place and fetch me a bun-
dle of straw, I have asked leave." " He swore he
would not go." "Nay, prithee go," said his poor
old mother. Again he swore he would not go, un-
less she would borrow him a cart rope. She, being
willing to please him, went and borrowed one.
Then taking up the cart rope, away went Tom,
and coming to the farmer's house, found him in the
barn, and two men thrashing. Said he, " I am
come for a bundle of straw." "Tom," said the far-
mer, " take as much as thou canst carry." So he
laid down his cart rope, and began to make up his
bundle.
" Your rope, Tom," said they, " is too short ;"
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and jeered him. But he fitted the farmer well for
his joke, and when he had made up his burden, it
was supposed to be near a thousand weight. But
though they said, " What a fool thou art ; for thou
canst not carry the tithe or tenth part of it," he
took up his burden, and made no more of it, than
we do of a hundred pounds weight, to the great as-
tonishment of both master and men.
Now Tom's strength beginning to be known in
the town, they would not let him lie basking in the
chimney corner ; every one hiring him to work,
seeing he had so much strength, and telling him it
was a shame to lie idle, as he did, from day to day ;
so that Tom, rinding them bate at him as they did,
went first to one work and then to another.
One day a man came to him, desiring him to
bring a tree home. So Tom went with him, and
four other men ; and, when they came to the wood,
they set the cart by the tree, and began to draw it
in by pullies ; but Tom seeing them not able to stir
it, said, " Stand aside, fools," and so setting it up
on one end, put it into the cart. " There," said he,
" see what a man can do !" " Marry," said they,
" that is true, indeed."
Having done, and coming through the wood, they
met the woodman, and Tom asked him for a stick,
to make his mother a fire with.
" Ay," says the woodman, " take one."
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So Tom took up one, bigger than that on the
cart, and putting it on his shoulder, walked home
with it, faster than the six horses in the cart drew
the other.
This was the second instance of Tom's showing
his strength, by which it began to be known that
he had more natural strength than twenty common
men ; and from this time Tom began to grow very
tractable ; he would jump, run, and delight in
young company, and would ride to fairs, and meet-
ings, to see sports and diversions.
One day going to a wake, where the young men
were met, some wrestling and some cudgel playing,
and some throwing the hammer, Tom stood awhile
to see the sport. At last he joined the company
throwing the hammer ; and taking the hammer in
his hand to feel the weight of it, bade them stand
out of the way, for he would try how far he could
throw it.
" Ay,." says the old smith, " you will throw it a
great way, I warrant you." Tom took the ham-
mer, and giving it a swing, threw it into the river,
four or five furlongs distance, and bade the smith
fetch it out.
After this he joined the wrestlers, and though he
had no skill, yet by main strength he flung all he
grappled with. So that, at last, none durst enter
the ring to wrestle with him.
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CHAPTER III.
Tom becomes a Brewer's Servant : Kills a Giant, attd so
gains the title of Mister Hickathrift.
r | ^OM'S fame being spread, no one durst give him
- an angry word. At last, a brewer at Lynn,
who wanted a lusty man to carry beer to the Marsh
and to Wisbeach, hearing of him, came to hire
him ; but. he would not be hired, till his friends
persuaded him, and his master promised him a new
suit of clothes from top to toe, and that he should
eat and drink of the best. At last, Torn consented
to be his man, and the master showed him which
way he was to go ; for there was a monstrous
Giant kept part of the Marsh, and none dared to go
that way, for if the Giant found them, he would
either kill, or make them his servants.
But to come to Tom and his master Tom did
more in one day than all the rest of his men did in
three ; so that his master, seeing him so tractable
and careful in his business, made him his head
man, and trusted him to carry beer by himself, for
he needed none to help him. Thus he went each
day to Wisbeach, a journey of near twenty miles.
But going this journey so often, and finding the
other road that the Giant kept was nearer by the
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half, Tom having increased 4iis strength by good
living, and improved his courage by drinking so
much strong ale, resolved one day, as he was going
to Wisbeach, without saying any thing to his mas-
ter, or to his fellow servants, to take the nearest
road or lose his life ; to win the horse or lose the
saddle ; to kill, or be killed, if he met with the
Giant.
Thus resolved, he goes the nearest way with his
cart, flinging open the gates in order to go through ;
but the Giant soon espied him, and seeing him a
daring fellow, vowed to stop his journey, and make
a prize of his beer : but Tom cared not a fig for
him; and the Giant met bin! like a roaring lion, as
though he would swallow him up.
" Sirrah," said he, " who gave you authority to
come this way ? Do you not know, that I make all
stand in fear of me ? And you, like an impudent
rogue, must come, and iling open my gate at pleas-
ure. Are you so careless of your life, that you do
not care what you do ? I will make you an exam-
ple to all rogues under the sun. Dost thou not see
how many heads of those that have offended my
laws, hang upon yonder tree ? Thine shall hang
abov*e them all."
" None of your prating," said Tom, " you shall
not find me like them." "No," said the Giant.
" Why you are but a fool, if you come to fight me,
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and bring no weapon to defend thyself." Cries
Tom, " I have got a weapon here, shall make you
know, I am your master." " Say you so, sirrah,"
said the Giant ; and then ran to his cave to fetch
his club, intending to dash his brains out at a blow.
While the Giant was gone for his club, Tom
turned his cart upside down, and took the axletree
and wheel, for his sword and buckler ; and excel-
lent weapons they were, on such an emergency.
The Giant, coming out again, began to stare at
Tom, to see him take the wheel in one of his hands,
and the axletree in the other. " Oh ! oh !" said the
Giant, l - you are like to do great things with those
instruments, I have a twig here that will beat thee,
thy axletree, and wheel, to the ground."
Now, that which the Giant called a twig, was as
thick as a mill post, and with this, the Giant made
a blow at him, with such force, as made his wheel
crack. Tom, nothing daunted, gave him as brave
a blow on the side of the head, which made him
reel again. " What," said Tom, " have you got
drunk with my small beer already." But the Giant
recovering, made many hard blows at him, which
Tom kept off with his wheel ; so that he received
but very little hurt.
In the mean time, Tom plied the Giant so well
with blows, that the sweat and blood ran together
down his face ; who being almost spent with fight-
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ing so long, begged Torn to let him drink, and then
he would fight him again.
" No, no," said he, " my mother did not teach me
such wit ;" and finding the Giant grow weak, he
redoubled his blows, till he brought him to the
ground.
The Giant, finding himself overcome, roared
hideously, and begged Tom, to spare his life, and
he would perform any thing he should desire ; even
yield himself unto him, and be his servant.
But Tom, having no more mercy on him than a
bear upon a dog, laid on him till he found him
breathless, and then cut off his head ; after which,
he went into his cave, and there found great store
of gold and silver, which made his heart leap for
jy-
When he had rummaged the cave, and refreshed
himself a little, he restored the wheel and axletree
to their places, and loaded his beer on the cart and
went to Wisbeach ; jvhere he delivered his beer,
and returned home the same night, and told his
master what he had done ; who next morning went
with him to the place, to be convinced of the truth,
as did most of the inhabitants of Lynn.
News was soon spread, that Tom had killed the
Giant, and happy was he, that could come to see
the Giant's cave ; and bonfires were made all round
the country for Tom's success.
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Tom, by the general consent of the country, took
possession of the Giant's cave and riches. He
pulled down the cave, and built himself a handsome
house on the spot. He gave part of the Giant's
lands to the poor, for their common, and the rest he
divided and enclosed, for an estate to maintain him,
and his mother.
Now his fame was spread more and more, through
the country, and he was no longer called plain Tom,
but Mister Hickathrift : and the people feared his
anger now, almost as much as they had done, that
of the Giant before.
Tom, now finding himself very rich, resolved that
his neighbours should be the better for it ; he there-
fore enclosed a park, and kept deer ; and just by
his house, he built a Church, which he dedicated to
St. James, because on that Saint's day he killed the
Giant.
CHAPTER IV.
Tom meets idth a Tinker, and of the Battle they fought.
time after this, as Tom was walking about
his estate, to see how his workmen went on, he
met upon the skirts of the forest, a very sturdy
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Tinker, having a good staff on his shoulder, and a
great dog to carry his budget of tools.
So he asked the Tinker, from whence he came,
and whither he was going ; as that was no highway.
Now, the Tinker being a sturdy fellow, bid him go
look ; what was that to him ? But fools must be
always meddling. " Hold," said Tom, " before you
and I part, I will make you know who I am."
" Ay," said the Tinker, " it is three years since I
had a combat with any man. I have challenged
many a one, but none dare face me, so I think they
are all cowards in this part of the country; but I
hear there is a man lives hereabouts, named Thom-
as Hickathrift, who has killed a Giant, him I'd wil-
lingly have a bout with."
" Ay," said Tom, " I am the man : what have
you to say to me ?" " Truly," said the Tinker, " I
am glad we are so happily met, that we may have
one touch." " Surely," said Tom, " you are but in
jest." "Marry," said the Tinker, "but I am in
earnest." "A match," said Tom. "It is done,"
said the Tinker. " But," said Tom, " will you give
me leave to get a twig." " Ay,'' said the Tinker,
" I hate him, that fights with a man unarmed."
So Tom stepped to the gate, and took a rail for a
staff, and to it they fell ; the Tinker at Tom, and
Tom at the Tinker, like two giants. The Tinker
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HISTORY OF TOM HICKATHRIFT.
him, made it twang again ; yet the Tinker did not
give way an inch, till Tom gave him a bang on the
side of the head, that felled him to the ground.
" Now, Tinker, where art thou ?'' said Tom.
But the Tinker, being a nimble fellow, leaped up
again, and gave Tom a bang which made him reel,
and following his blows, took Tom on the other
side, which made Tom throw down his weapon,
and yield the mastery to the brave Tinker. After
this Tom took the Tinker home to his house,
where they improved their acquaintance, as they
got themselves cured of the bruises, they gave each
other.
CHAPTER V.
Tom Hickathrift and the Tinker conquer Ten Thousand
Rebels ; and how they were sent for to Court, and of their
kind entertainment.
TN and about "the Isle of Ely, many disaffected
* persons, to. the number of ten thousand, or up-
wards, drew themselves together in a body, pretend-
ing to contend for their rights and privileges, which
they said had been greatly infringed ; insomuch
that the civil magistrates of the county thought
themselves in great danger of their lives.
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Whereupon the sheriff came by night, to the
house of Mr. Thomas Hickathrift, and told to him
the unreasonableness of the complaints of these
rebels, and begged his protection and assistance.
"Sheriff," said he, "what service my brother,
(meaning the Tinker,) and I can perform, shall not
be wanting."
This said, in the morning by break of day, with
trusty clubs, they both went out, desiring the
sheriff to be their guide, to the place where the
rebels were.
When they came there, Tom and the Tinker
marched boldly up to the head of them, and de-
manded the reason why they disturbed the govern-
ment ? At which they replied, that their will was
their law, and by that they would be governed.
" Nay," said Tom, " if it be so, these are our
weapons, and by them you shall be chastised."
These words were no sooner out of his mouth, but
the Tinker and he threw themselves both together
into the crowd, where with their clubs they beat
down all before them. Nay, the Tinker struck a
tall man upon the neck with such great force that
his head flew off, and was carried ten yards from
him; and struck the chief leader, with such vio-
lence, that it levelled him to the ground.
Tom, on the other hand, pressing forward beat
down all before him, making great havock, till by
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an unlucky blow, he broke his club ; yet he was
not in the least dismayed, for he presently seized a
stout raw-boned miller, and so made use of him for
a weapon, till, at last, he and the Tinker cleared
the field.
The King, being truly informed of the faithful
services performed by these his loving subjects,
Tom Hickathrift and the Tinker, was pleased to
send for them, unto a royal banquet, prepared for
them and the nobility.
And after the banquet, the King said, " These
are my trusty and well-beloved subjects, men of
known courage and valour, who conquered ten
thousand persons, that were met together to disturb
the peace of my realm. As a proof of my favour,
kneel down, and receive the order of knighthood,
Mr. Hickathrift ; and as for Henry Nonsuch, I will
settle upon him, forty pounds a year, during his
life."
So said, the King withdrew ; and Sir Thomas
Hickathrift, and Henry Nonsuch, the tinker, re-
turned to their home. But to the great grief of Sir
Thomas Hickathrift, he found his mother dead,
and buried.
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CHAPTER VI.
Tom after the Death of his Mother goes a wooing. His
marriage. Sir Thomas and his Lady are sent for up to
Court.
nnOM'S mother being dead, and he left alone in
a spacious house, he found himself strange ;
therefore he began to consider with himself, that it
would not be amiss to seek a wife ; so hearing of a
rich and young widow in Cambridge, he goes to her
and makes his addresses ; and at the first coming,
she received him with joy and satisfaction, well
knowing it was safe for a woman to marry with a
man, who was able to defend her against any as-
sault whatever, and so brave a man as Tom was
found to be.
The day of marriage being appointed, and friends
and relations invited, Tom made a plentiful feast ;
I lo which he invited all the poor widows in the
parish, for the sake of his mother, w~ho had been
lately buried.
The tidings of Tom's wedding soon reached the
court, and they had a royal invitation there, in or-
j der that the King might have a sight of the new-
married lady. Accordingly they came, and were
I received with much joy and triumph.
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Whilst they were in the midst of their mirth,
news was brought to the King, by the commons of
Kent, that a very dreadful Giant was landed on
one of the islands, and had brought with him a
great number of bears, and also young lions, with a
dreadful dragon, upon which he always rode ; which
said monster, and ravenous beasts, had much fright-
ened all the inhabitants of the island. And, more-
over, they said, if speedy course was not taken to
suppress them, they would destroy the country.
The King, hearing of this relation, was a little
startled, yet he persuaded them to return home,
and make the best defence they could, for the
present; assuring them, that he would not forget
them, and so they departed.
CHAPTER VII.
Tom is made Governor of East Anglia, now called Thanel ;
and of the wonderful Achievements he there performed.
"THHE King hearing these dreadful tidings, imme-
diately sate in council, to consider what was
best to be done.
At length, Tom Hickathrift was pitched upon, as
being a bold stout subject : for which reason it was
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judged necessary to make him Governor of that
Island ; which place of trust he readily accepted,
and accordingly went down with his wife and fami-
ly to take possession of the same, attended hy an
hundred and odd knights and gentlemen, at least.
'Sir Thomas had not been there many days, when
looking out of his own window, he espied this Giant
mounted on a dreadful dragon, and on his shoulder
he bore a club of iron ; he had but one eye, which
was in the middle of his forehead, and was as large
as a barber's basin, and seemed like flaming fire ;
the hair of his head hung down like snakes, and
his beard like rusty wire.
Lifting up his eyes, he saw Sir Thomas, who was
viewing him, from one of the windows of the castle.
The Giant then began to knit his brow, and to
breathe out some threatening word to the governor,
who indeed, was a little surprised at the approach
of such a monstrous and ill favoured brute.
The Giant finding that Tom did not make much
haste to get down to him, he alighted from his dra-
gon, and chained him to an oak tree : then marched
to the castle, setting his broad shoulders against the
corner of the wall, as if he intended to overthrow
the whole bulk of the building at once. Tom per-
ceiving it, said, " Is this the game you would be at ;
faith, I will spoil your sport, for I have a delicate
tool to pick your tooth with." Then taking the
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two-handed sword, which the King gave him, and
flinging open the gate, he there found the Giant,
who, by an unfortunate slip in his thrusting, was
fallen all along, and lay, not able to help himself.
" How now," said Tom, " do you come here to
take up your lodging ?" and with that, he ran his
long sword between the Giant's shoulders, which
made the brute groan, as loud as thunder.
Then Sir Thomas pulled out his sword again,
and at six or seven blows smote off his head ; and
then turning to the dragon, which was all this while
chained to the tree, without any further words, but
with four or five blows, cut off the head of that also.
This adventure being over, he sent for a waggon
and horses, and loaded them with the heads of the
Giant and the dragon ; and summoning all the
constables of the country for a safe guard, then sent
them to court, with a promise to his Majesty, that
in a short time he would clear the Island of all the
bears, lions, and other ravenous beasts.
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CHAPTER VIII.
The Tinker hearing of TonCs fame goes to be his partner ;
and of his being unfortunately slain by a Lion.
victories rang so loud, that they reached
the ears of his old acquaintance the Tinker,
who being very desirous of honour, resolved to go
down, and visit him in his government ; and coming
there, was kindly entertained.
After a few days' pleasure, Tom told him he must
go in search of some bears and lions in the Island.
"Well," said the Tinker, "I'll go with you."
" With all my heart," said Tom, " for I must own
I shall be glad of your company." On this, they
went forward, Tom with his Giant's iron club, and
the Tinker with his pikestaff.
After they had travelled four or five hours, it was
their fortune to meet with all the wild beasts to-
gether, being in number fourteen ; six of which
were bears, the other eight, young lions. When
these creatures had set their eyes on them, they ran
furiously, as if they would have devoured them at
a mouthful ; but Tom and the Tinker stood side
by side, with their backs against an oak, until the
lions and bears came within their reach ; Tom with
his club so belaboured their heads, that they were
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all destroyed, except one young lion, who seeing
the rest of his fellow creatures dead, was making
his escape ; but the Tinker being too venturous,
ran hastily after him, and gave the lion a blow.
The beast turned upon him, and seized him with
such violence by the throat, that it ended his life.
Tom's joy was now mingled with sorrow, for though
he had cleared the Island of these venomous beasts,
his grief was intolerable for the loss of his friend.
He returned home to his lady, who in token of
joy, for the success he had made in his dangerous
enterprises, made a very noble and splendid feast ;
to which she invited all his friends and acquaint-
ances, and then Tom made them the following
promise :
My friends, while I have strength to stand.
Most manfully I will pursue
All dangers, till I clear the land
Of lions, bears, and tigers too
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THE FAMOUS HISTORY OF FRIAR
BACON.
CHAPTER I.
Of the Parents and Birth of Friar Bacon, and how he ad-
dicted himself to learning.
^
N most men's opinions he was
born in the west part of Eng-
land ; and was son to a wealthy
farmer, who put him to school
to the parson of the town where
he was born ; not with intent that he should turn
friar (as he did), but to get so much understanding,
that he might manage the better the wealth he was
to leave him. But, young Bacon took his learning
so fast, that the priest could not teach him any
more ; which made him desire his master that he
would speak to his father to put him to Oxford, that
he might not lose that little learning that he had
gained. His master was very willing so to do ; and,
one day meeting his father, told him, that he had
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received a great blessing of God, in that he had
given him so wise and hopeful a child, as his son
Roger Bacon was (for so was he named) ; and
wished him, withal, to do his duty, and to bring up
so his child that he might shew his thankfulness to
God, by making of him a scholar ; for he found, by
his sudden taking of his learning, that he was a
child likely to prove a very great clerk.
Hereat, old Bacon was not well pleased, for he
desired to bring him up to plough and to the cart ;
yet he. for reverence' sake to the priest, shewed not
his anger, but kindly thanked him for his counsel j
yet desired him not to speak any more concerning
that matter, for he knew best what pleased himself,
and that he would do : and so broke they off their
talk and parted.
Young Bacon thought this hard dealing, so within
six or eight days he gave his father the slip, and
went to a cloister, some twenty miles off, where he
was entertained, and so continued his learning ; and
in small time came to be so famous, that he was
sent for to the University of Oxford, where he long
time studied, and grew so excellent in the secrets
of art and nature, that not England only, but all
Christendom admired him.
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CHAPTER II.
How the King sent for Friar Bacon, and of the wonderful
Things he shewed the King and Qiieen.
HHHE King being in Oxfordshire, at a nobleman's
house, was very desirous to see this famous
Friar, for he had heard many times of the wondrous
things that he had done by his art. Therefore, he
sent one for him, to desire him to come to the court.
Friar Bacon kindly thanked the King by the mes-
senger and said, " that he was at the King's service,
and would suddenly attend him : but, Sir," saith he
to the gentleman, " I pray you make haste, or else
I shall be two hours before you at the court."
" For all your learning," answered the gentle-
man, "I can hardly believe this, for scholar?, old
men, and travellers, may lie by authority." How-
ever, Friar Bacon by his art was with the King be-
fore he came.
The King kindly welcomed him, and said that
he long time had desired to see him ; for he had as
yet not heard of his life. Friar Bacon answered
him, "that fame had belied him, and given him
that report that his poor studies had never deserved ;
for he believed that art had many sons more excel-
lent than himself was." The King commended
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him for his modesty ; and told him that nothing
could become a wise man less than boasting ; but
yet, withal, he requested him now to be no niggard
of his knowledge but to show his Queen and him
some of his skill.
" I were worthy of neither Art nor Knowledge,"
quoth Friar Bacon, " should I deny your Majesty
this small request : I pray seat yourselves, and you
shall see presently what my poor skill can perform."
The King, Queen, and nobles having sate them
all down, the Friar waved his wand, and presently
was heard such excellent music, that they were all
amazed, for they all said they had never heard the
like. "This is," said the Friar, "to delight the
sense of hearing : I will delight all your other senses
ere you depart hence."
So waving his wand again, there was louder mu-
sic heard ; and, presently, five dancers entere'd, the
first, like a court laundress ; the second, like a foot-
man ; the third, like a usurer ; the fourth, like a
prodigal ; the fifth, like a fool : these did divers ex-
cellent changes, so that they gave content to all the
beholders; and having done their dance, they all
vanished away. Thus feasted he two of their
senses. Then waved he his wand again ; and
there was another kind of music heard ; and, whilst
it was playing, there was suddenly before them a
table, richly covered with all sorts of delicacies.
HISTORY OF FRIAR BACON.
Then desired he the King and Queen to taste of
some certain rare fruits that were on the table ;
which they, and the nobles there present, did, and
were very highly pleased with the taste. They be-
ing satisfied, all vanished away on the sudden.
Then waved he his wand again ; and, suddenly,
there was such a smell, as if all the rich perfumes
of the whole world had been there. Whilst he
feasted, thus, their smelling, he waved his wand
again, and there came divers nations in sundry
habits (as Russians, Polanders, Indians, Armenians),
all bringing sundry kinds of furs, such as their
countries yielded, all which they presented to the
King and Queen : these furs were so soft to the
touch, that they highly pleased all those that han-
dled them : then, after some odd fantastic dances
(after their country manner), they vanished away.
Then asked Friar Bacon, the King's Majesty, if
that he desired any more of his skill ? The King
answered, "That he was fully satisfied for that
time ; and that he only now thought of something
that he might bestow on him, that might partly
satisfy the kindness that he had received." Friar
Bacon said, " That he desired nothing so much as
his Majesty's love ; and if that he might be as-
sured of that, he would think himself happy in it."
" For that," said the King, " be thou ever sure of
it ; in token of which, receive this jewel ;" and,
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withal, gave him a costly jewel from his neck.
The Friar did with great reverence thank his
Majesty ; and said, " As your Majesty's vassal, you
shall ever find me ready to do you service ; your
time of need shall find it both beneficial and de-
lightful."
CHAPTER III.
How Friar Bacon deceived his Man, that would fast for his
conscience* sake.
T^RIAR BACON had one only man to attend on
him ; and he, too, was none of the wisest, for
he kept him in charity, more than for any service
he had of him. This man of his (named Miles)
never could endure to fast as other religious persons
did ; for always he had, in one corner or another,
flesh, which he would eat when his master ate
bread only, or else did fast and abstain from all
things. Friar Bacon, seeing this, thought, at one
time or other, to be even with him ; which he did
one Friday in this manner.
Miles, on the Thursday night, had provided a
great black pudding for his Friday's fast : this pud-
ding put he in his pocket (thinking, belike, to heat
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it so, for his master had no fire in those days). On
the next day, who was so demure as Miles ; he
looked as though he would not have eaten any-
thing. When his master offered him some bread,
he refused it, saying, " His sins deserved a greater
penance than one day's fast in a whole week."
His master commended him for it ; and bade him
take heed that he did not dissemble ; for, if he did,
it would at last be known. " Then were I worse
than a Turk," said Miles : and so went he forth, as
if he would have gone to pray privately, but it was
for nothing but to prey upon his black pudding.
That pulled he out, (for it was half roasted with
the heat,) and fell to it lustily ; but he was de-
ceived, for having put one end in his mouth, he
could neither get it out again, nor bite it off, so that
he stamped out for help.
His master, hearing him, came, and finding him
in that manner, took hold of the other end of the
pudding, and led him to the hall, and shewed him
to all the scholars, saying, "See here, my good
friends, and fellow students, what a devout man
my servant Miles is : he loveth not to break a fast
day, witness this pudding, that his conscience will
not let him swallow. I will have him to be an ex-
ample to you all." Then tied he him to the win-
dow by the end of the pudding ; where poor Miles
stood like a bear tied by the nose to a stake, and
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endured many flouts and mocks. At night, his
master released him from his penance ; Miles was
glad of it, and did vow never to break more fast
days, while that he lived.
CHAPTER IV.
How Friar Bacon made a Brazen Head to speak, by the
which he icould have walled England about vrith Brass.
TT^RIAR BACON, reading one day of the many
conquests of England, bethought himself how
he might keep it hereafter from the like conquests ;
and so might make himself famous hereafter, to all
posterities. This (after great study) he found could
be no way so well done as one ; which was, to
make a head of brass, and if he could make this
head to speak (and hear it when it spake), then
might he be able to wall all England about with
brass.
To this purpose he got one Friar Bungay to assist
him, who was a great scholar, and a magician, but
not to be compared to Friar Bacon. These two,
with great study and pains, so framed a head of
brass, that in the inward parts thereof there were
all things like as in a natural man's head. This
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being done, they were 'as far from perfection of the
work as they were before ; for they knew not how
to give those parts that they had made, motion ;
without which, it was impossible that it should speak.
Many books they read, but yet could not find out
any hope of what they sought ; at last, they con-
cluded to raise a spirit, and to know of him that
which they could not attain to by their own studies.
To do this, they prepared all things ready, and
went one evening to a wood thereby ; and, after
many ceremonies used, they spake the words of con-
juration, which the Spirits straight obeyed, appear-
ing unto them, and asking what they would.
" Know," said Friar Bacon, " that we have made
an artificial head of brass, which we would have to
speak ; to the furtherance of which we have raised
thee ; and having raised, we will here keep thee,
unless thou tell to us, the way and manner, how
to make this head to speak." The Demon told
him that he had not that power of himself. " Be-
ginner of lies," said Friar Bacon, " I know that thou
dost dissemble ; and, therefore, tell it us quickly, or
else we will here bind thee, to remain during our
pleasure."
At these threatenings the Demon consented to do
it, and told them, that with a continual fume of the
six hottest simples, it should have motion ; and in
one month's space, speak. The time of the month
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or day he knew not : also he told them, that if they
heard it not. before it had done speaking, all their
labour should be lost. They being satisfied, licensed
the spirit to depart.
Then went these two learned friars home again,
and prepared the simples ready, and made the fume,
and with continued watching attended when this
Brazen Head would speak. Thus watched they
for three weeks, without any rest, so that they were
so weary, and sleepy, that they could not any longer
refrain from rest. Then called Friar Bacon his
man, Miles, and told him, " that it was not unknown
what pains Friar Bungay and himself had taken,
for three weeks' space, only to make, and to hear,
the Brazen Head speak ; which if they did not,
then had they lost all their labour, and all England
had a great loss thereby ; therefore, he entreated
Miles, that he would watch, whilst that they slept,
and call them, if the head spake."
" Fear not, good master," said Miles, " I will not
sleep ; but hearken and attend upon the head ; and
if it do chance to speak, I will call you ; therefore,
I pray, take you both your rest, and let me alone
for watching this head."
After Friar Bacon had given him a great charge
the second time, Friar Bungay and he went to sleep,
and left Miles alone to watch the Brazen Head.
Miles, to keep him from sleeping, got a tabor and
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pipe, and being merry disposed, with his own music
and songs, kept himself from sleeping. At last, after
some noise, the head spake these two words, " Time
is /" Miles, hearing it speak no more, thought his
master would be angry, if he waked him for that ;
and, therefore, he let them both sleep ; and began to
mock the head in this manner : " Thou, brazen-
faced head, hath my master took all this pains about
thee, and now dost thou requite him with two
words ? Time is ! I know Time is, and that you
shall hear, good man Brazen-face.
" Time is for some to eat ;
Time is for some to sleep ;
Time is for some to laugh ;
Time is for some to weep."
After half an hour had passed, the head did speak
again, two words, which were these, Time was.
Miles respected these words as little as he did the
former, and would not wake them, but still scoffed
at the brazen head, that it had learned no better
words, and yet had such a tutor as his master ; and
in scorn of it, sung this song.
Time was when thou, a kettle,
Wert filled with better matter,
But Friar Bacon did thee spoil,
When he thy sides did batter.
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Time was ! I know that, Brazen-face, without
your telling, I know Time was ; and I know what
things there was when time was ; and if you speak
no wiser, no master shall be waked for me."
Thus Miles talked and sung, till another half
hour was gone ; then the Brazen Head spoke again
these words, " Time is past /" and, therewith, fell
down, and presently followed a terrible noise, with
strange flashes of fire ; so that Miles was half dead
with fear. At this noise, the two Friars awaked ;
and wondered to see the whole room so full of
smoke ; but, that being vanished, they might per-
ceive the Brazen Head broken, and lying on the
ground. At this sight they grieved, and called
Miles, to know how this came.
Miles, half dead with fear, said that it fell down
of itself ; and that with the noise and fire that fol-
lowed he was almost frighted out of his wits. Friar
Bacon asked him, if he did not speak ? " Yes,"
quoth Miles, " he spake, but to no purpose ; I'll
have a parrot speak better in that time, that you
have been teaching this Brazen Head." " Out on
thee, villain !" said Friar Bacon, " thou hast undone
us both. Hadst thou but called us, when it did
speak, all England had been walled round about
with brass, to its glory, and our eternal fames !"
" What were the words it spake ?" " Very few,"
said Miles, " and those were none of the wisest that
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I have heard neither. First, he said, Time is"
" Hadst thou called us then," said Friar Bacon, " we
had been made for ever." " Then," said Miles,
" half an hour after it spake again, and said, Time
was" " And wouldst thou not call us then ?" said
Bungay. " Alas," said Miles, " I thought he would
have told me some long tale ; and then I purposed
to have called you. Then, half an hour after, he
cried, Time is past ! and made such a noise, that
he hath waked you himself, methinks." At thfs,
Friar Bacon was in such a rage, that he would
have beaten his man ; but he was restrained by
Bungay ; but, nevertheless, for his punishment, he,
with his art, struck him dumb for one Avhole
month's space.
Thus, the great work of these learned Friars,
was overthrown, to their great griefs, by this simple
fellow.
CHAPTER V.
How Friar Bacon overcame the German courier Vandermast ;
and made a spirit of his oum carry him into Germany.
r |^HE King of France, having sent an ambassa-
dor to the King of England, to entreat a peace
between them ; and this ambassador being come to
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the King, he feasted him. as it is the manner of
princes to do, and with the best sports that he had
then, welcomed him. The ambassador, seeing the
King of England so free in his love, desired, like-
wise, to give him some taste of his good liking :
and to that intent, sent for one of his fellows, (be-
ing a German, and named Vandermast), a famous
conjurer ; who, being come, he told the King,
" That since his Grace had been so bountiful in his
love to him, he would show him, by a servant of
his, such wonderful things, that his Grace had
never seen the like before."
The King demanded of him, ' Of what nature
those things were, that he w^ould do ?" The am-
bassador answered, " That they were things done
by the art of magic." The King, hearing of this,
sent straight for Friar Bacon ; who presently came,
and brought Friar Bungay with him.
When the banquet was done, Vandermast did ask
the King, " If he desired to see the spirit of any man
deceased ; and if he did, he would raise him in such
manner, and fashion, as he was in when that he
lived." The King told him, " That above all men,
he desired to see Pompey the Great ; who could
abide no equal." Vandermast, by his art, raised
him, armed in such manner, as he was when he
was slain at the battle of Pharsalia. At this, they
were ah 1 highly contented. Friar Bacon, presently
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raised the ghost of Julius Caesar ; who could abide
no superior, and had slain this Pompey at the battle
of Pharsalia. At the sight of him they were all
amazed, but the King who sent for Bacon. And
Vandermast said, " That there was some man of
art, in that presence, whom he desired to see."
Friar Bacon, then showed himself, saying, "It
was I, Vandermast, that raised Caesar, partly to give
content to this royal presence ; but, chiefly, to con-
quer thy Pompey as he did once before, at that
great battle of Pharsalia, which he now again shall
do." Then, presently began a fight between Caesar
and Pompey, which continued a good space, to the
content of all, except Vandermast. At last, Pompey
was overcome, and slain by Caesar : then vanished
i they both away."
" My Lord Ambassador," said the King, " me-
thinks that my Englishman has put down your
German. Hath he no better cunning than this ?"
*' Yes," answered Vandermast, " your Grace shall
see me put down your Englishman, ere that you go
from hence ; and, therefore, Friar, prepare thyself
with thy best of art to withstand me." " Alas !"
said Friar Bacon, " it is a little thing will serve to
resist thee in this kind. I have here one that is my
inferior (showing him Friar Bungay) try thy art
with him ; and if thou do put him to the worst,
then will I deal with thee ; but not till then."
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Friar Bungay then began to show his art ; and af-
ter some turning and looking in his book, he brought
up among them the Hysperian tree, which did bear
golden apples ; these apples were kept by a waking
dragon, that lay under the tree. He, having done
this, bade Vandermast find one that durst gather
the fruit. Then Vandermast did raise the ghost of
Hercules, in his habit that he wore when he was
living ; and with his club on his shoulder. " Here
is one," said Vandermast, " that shall gather fruit
from this tree : this is Hercules, that in his life time
gathered of this fruit, and made the dragon crouch :
and now again shall he gather it in spite of opposi-
tion." As Hercules was going to pluck the fruit,
Friar Bacon held up his wand ; at which Hercules
stayed, and seemed fearful. Vandermast bade him
for to gather of the fruit, or else he would torment
him. Hercules was more fearful, and said, " I can-
not, nor I dare not ; for great Bacon stands, whose
charms are far more powerful than thine ; I must
obey him, Vandermast." Hereat, Vandermast cursed
Hercules, and threatened him : but Friar Bacon
laughed ; and bade him not to chafe himself, ere
that his journey was ended. " For seeing," said he, j
" that Hercules will do nothing at your command ;
I will have him do you some service, at mine."
With that, he bade Hercules carry him home into
Germany."
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The spirit obeyed him, and took Vandermast on
his back, and went away with him in all their
sights. " Hold, Friar," cried the ambassador, " I
will not lose Vandermast for half my land !"
" Content yourself, my Lord," answered Friar
Bacon, " I have but sent him home to see his wife ;
and ere long he may return." The King of Eng-
land thanked Friar Bacon, and forced some gifts on
him for his services that he had done for him : for
Friar Bacon did so little respect money, that he
never would take any of the King.
CHAPTER VI.
How Friar Bacon burned his books of Magic, and gave
himself to the study of Divinity only ; and how he turned
Anchorite.
A FTER some years, Friar Bacon keeping his
*TTf chamber, fell into divers meditations, on the
vanity of arts and sciences ; and crying out upon
himself for neglecting the study of divinity, and for
studying magic ; and sometimes meditating on the
shortness of man's life, condemned himself for
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spending a time so short, so ill as he had done his :
in all condemning his former studies.
And that the world should know how truly he
did repent his former life, he caused to be made a
great fire, and sending for many of his friends,
scholars, and others, said, " I have found that my
knowledge has been a heavy burden, and has kept
down my good thoughts. But I will remove the
cause, which are these books ; which I do purpose,
here, before you all, to bum."
They all entreated him to space the books, be-
cause, in them there were many things, that after
ages might receive great benefit by. He would not
hearken unto them ; but threw them all into the
tire ; and, in that fire, burnt the greatest learning
ia the world.
Then did he dispose of all his goods. Some part
he gave to poor scholars ; and some he gave to
other poor folks. Nothing left he for himself.
Then caused he to be made, in the Church wall,
a cell, where he locked himself in ; and there re-
mained till his death. His time he spent in prayer,
meditation and such divine exercises ; and did seek,
by all means, to dissuade men from the study of
I magic. Thus lived he, some two years' space, in
that cell, never coming forth. His meat and drink
he received in at a window ; and at that window
did he discourse with those that came to him. His
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grave he digged with his own nails ; and was laid |
there when he died.
Thus was the life and death of this famous |
Friar, who lived most part of his life a magician,
and died a true penitent sinner, and Anchorite.
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A TRUE TALE OF ROBIN HOOD.
OTH gentlemen and yeomen bold,
Or whatsoe'er you are,
To have a stately story told,
Attention now prepare :
It is a tale of Robin Hood,
Which I to you will tell ;
Which being rightly understood,
I know will please you well.
This Robin (so much talked on)
Was once a man of fame,
And styled Earl of Huntingdon,
Lord Robin Hood by name.
In courtship and magnificence
His carriage won him praise ;
And greater favour with his prince
Than any in our days.
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In bounteous liberality
He too much did excel ;
And loved men of quality*
More than exceeding well.
His great revenues all he sold,
For wine and costly cheer ;
He kept three hundred bowmen bold,
He shooting loved so dear.
At last, by his profuse expense,
He had consumed his wealth ;
And, being outlaw'd by his prince,
In woods he lived by stealth.
So being outlaw'd (as 'tis told)
He with a crew went forth
Of lusty cutters stout and bold,
And robbed in the North.
Among the rest, one little John,
A yeoman bold and free ;
Who could (if it stood him upon)
With ease encounter three.
One hundred men in all he got,
With whom (the story says)
Three hundred common men durst not
Hold combat any ways.
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They Yorkshire woods frequented much,
And Lancashire also ;
Wherein their practices were such
That they wrought muckle woe.
None rich durst travel to and fro,
Though ne'er so strongly arm'd ;
But by these thieves (so strong in show)
They still were robb'd and harm'd.
But Robin Hood so gentle was,
And bore so brave a mind ;
If any in distress did pass,
To them he was so kind,
That he would give and lend to them,
To help them in their need ;
This made all poor men pray for him,
And wish he well might speed.
The widow and the fatherless
He would send means unto ;
And those whom famine did oppress
Found him a friendly foe.
Nor would he do a woman wrong,
But see her safe conveyed ;
He would protect with power strong
All those who craved his aid.
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The Abbot of Saint Mary's then,
Who him once harmed before,
Was riding with two hundred men.
With gold and silver store.
But Robin Hood upon him set
With his courageous sparks,
And all his coin, perforce, did get,
Which was twelve thousand marks.
He bound the Abbot to a tree.
And would not let him pass,
Before that to his men and he,
His Lordship had said Mass.
Which being done, upon his horse
He set him fast astride ;
And with his face towards his tail,
He forced him to ride.
Thus Robin Hood did vindicate
His former wrongs received ;
For 'twas this covetous prelate
Him of his land bereaved.
The Abbot he rode to the King,
With all the haste he could ;
And to his grace he every thing
Exactly did unfold.
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He said, that if no course were ta'en,
By force or stratagem,
To take this rebel and his train,
No man should pass for them.
The King protested, by and by,
Unto the Abbot then,
That Robin Hood with speed should die,
With all his merry men.
And promised, who, alive or dead,
Could bring bold Robin Hood,
Should have one thousand marks well paid,
In gold and silver good.
This promise of the King did make
Full many a yeoman bold
Attempt stout Robin Hood to take,
With all the force they could.
But still when any came to him,
Within the gay green wood ;
He entertainment gave to them,
With venison fat and good.
And showed to them such martial sport
With his long bow and arrow,
That they of him did give report,
How that it was great sorrow,
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That such a worthy man as he
Should thus be put to shift ;
Being late a lord of high degree,
Of living quite bereft.
The King, to take him, more and more,
Sent men of mickle might ;
But he and his still beat them sore,
And conquer'd them in nght.
Or else, with love and courtesy,
To him he won their hearts ;
Thus still he lived by robbery,
Throughout the northern parts.
And all the country stood in dread
Of Rdbin and his men;
For stouter lads ne'er lived by bread,
In those days, nor since then.
The Abbot which before I named
Sought all the means he could,
To have, by force, this rebel ta'en,
And his adherents bold.
Therefore, he arm'd five hundred men,
With furniture complete ;
But the outlaws slew one half of them,
And made the rest retreat.
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The long bow and the arrow keen,
They were so used unto ;
That still he kept the forest green,
In spite o' th' proudest foe.
Twelve of the Abbot's men he took,
Who came him to have ta'en :
When all the rest the field forsook,
These he did entertain,
With banqueting and merriment,
And having used them well,
He to their lord them safely sent,
And will'd them him to tell :
That if he would be pleased at last,
To beg of our good King,
That he might pardon what was past,
And him to favour bring,
He would surrender back again,
The money which before
Was taken by him and his men,
From him and many more.
King Richard, of that name the First,
Surnamed Coeur de Lion ;
W^ent to defeat the Pagans curst,
Who kept the coasts of Sion.
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The Bishop of Ely, chancellor,
Was left a viceroy here ;
Who like a potent emperor
Did proudly domineer.
Our chronicles of him report,
That commonly he rode
With a thousand horse from court to court,
Where he would make abode.
He, riding down towards the North,
With his aforesaid train ;
Robin and his men did issue forth,
Them all to entertain ;
And with the gallant gray-goose wing
They showed to them such play,
That made their horses kick and fling,
And down their riders lay.
Full glad and fain the Bishop was,
For all his thousand men,
To seek what means he could to pass
From out of Robin's ken.
Two hundred of his men were kill'd
And fourscore horses good,
Thirty, \vho did as captives yield,
Carried to the green wood ;
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Which afterwards were ransomed,
For twenty marks a man ;
The rest set spurs to horse and fled
To the town of Warrington.
The Bishop, sore enraged, then
Did, in King Richard's name,
Muster a power of northern men,
These outlaws bold to tame.
But Robin, with his courtesy,
So won the meaner sort,
That they were loath on him to try
What rigour did import.
So that bold Robin and his train
Did live unhurt of them,
Until King Richard came again
From fair Jerusalem.
And then the talk of Robin Hood
His royal ears did fill,
His grace admired that i' th' greenwood
He was continued still.
So that the country far and near
Did give him great applause ;
For none of them need stand in fear,
But such as broke the laws.
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He wished well unto the King,
And prayed si ill for his health,
And never practised any thing
Against the commonwealth.
With wealth that he by roguery got,
Eight alms-houses he built ;
Thinking thereby to purge the blot,
Of blood which he had spilt.
Such was their blind devotion then,
Depending on their works ;
Which if 'twere true, we Christian men,
Inferior were to Turks.
The King in person, with some Lords,
To Nottingham did ride,
To try what strength and skill affords,
To crush this outlaw's pride.
And as he once before had done,
He did again proclaim,
That whosoever would take upon
To bring to Nottingham,
Or any place within the land
Rebellious Robin Hood,
Should be preferr'd in place to stand
With those of noble blood.
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When Robin Hood heard of the same.
Within a little space,
Into the town of Nottingham
A letter to his grace,
He shot upon an arrow head,
One evening cunningly,
Which was brought to the King and read
Before his majesty.
The tenor of this letter was,
That Robin would submit,
And be true liegeman to his grace
In any thing that's fit ;
So that his highness would forgive
Him and his merry men all ;
If not, he must i' th' greenwood live,
And take what chance did fall.
The King would fain have pardon'd him,
But that some lords did say.
This precedent will much condemn
Your grace another day.
While that the King and Lords did stay
Debating on this thing,
Some of these outlaws fled away
Unto the Scottish King.
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Of more than full a hundred men,
But forty tarried still,
Who were resolved to stick to him,
Let Fortune work her will.
If none had fled, all for his sake,
Had got their pardon free ;
The King to favour meant to take
His merry men and he.
But ere the pardon to him came,
This famous archer died :
His death and manner of the same
I'll presently describe.
For being vexed to think upon
His followers' revolt,
In melancholy passion
He did recount his faults.
Perfidious traitors ! said he then,
In all our dangers past,
Have I you guarded as my men,
To leave me thus at last?
This sad perplexity did cause
A fever as some say ;
Which him unto confusion draws,
Though by a stranger way.
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This deadly danger to prevent,
He hied with all speed
Unto a nunnery, with intent
For his health's sake to bleed.
A faithless friar did pretend
In love to let him blood ;
But he by falsehood wrought the end
Of famous Robin Hood.
The friar, as some say, did this,
To vindicate the wrong
Which to the clergy he and his
Had done by power strong.
Thus died he by treachery,
That could not die by force ;
Had he lived longer, certainly
King Richard in remorse
Had unto favour him received.
His brave men elevated ;
Pity he was of life bereaved
By one which he so hated !
His corpse, the prioress of the place
The next day that he died,
Caused to be buried in mean case,
Close by the highway side ;
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And over him she caused a stone
To be fixt on the ground ;
An epitaph was set thereon,
Wherein his name was found.
The date o' th' year and day also,
She made to be set there ;
That all who by the way did go,
Might see it plain appear,
That such a man as Robin Hood
Was buried in that place ;
And how he lived in the green wood
And robbed for a space.
This woman, though she did him hate,
Yet loved his memory,
And thought it wondrous pity that
His fame should with him die.
This Epitaph, as records tell,
Within this hundred years,
By many was discerned well ;
But time all things out-wears.
His followers, when he was dead,
Were some reprieved to grace ;
The rest to foreign countries fled,
And left their native place.
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Although his funeral was but mean,
This woman had in mind,
Lest his fame should be buried clean
From those that came behind.
For certainly, before nor since,
No man e'er understood,
Under the reign of any Prince
Of one like Robin Hood.
No warring guns were then in use,
They dreamt of no such thing ;
Our Englishmen in fight did use
The gallant gray goose wing ;
In which activity these men
Through practice were so good ;
That in those days none equall'd them,
Especially Robin Hood.
So that it seems keeping in caves,
In woods and forests thick,
They'd beat a multitude with staves,
Their arrows did so prick.
And none durst near unto them come,
Unless in courtesy ;
All such he bravely would send home
With mirth and jollity :
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Which courtesy won him such love,
As I before have told,
It was the chief cause that he did prove
More prosperous than he could.
Let us be thankful for these times
Of plenty, truth, and peace ;
And leave out great and horrid crimes,
Lest they cause this to cease.
I know there's many feigned tales
Of Robin Hood and 's crew ;
But chronicle, which seldom fails,
Reports this to be true.
If any reader please to try.
As I direction show,
The truth of this brave history,
He'll find it true I know.
And I shall think my labour well
Bestow'd to purpose good,
When 't shall be said, that I did tell
True tales of Robin Hood.
A MERRY TALE OF THE KING
AND THE COBBLER.
CHAPTER I.
Of King Henry the Eighth's method of visiting the City
Watch ; and of his becoming acquainted with a merry
Cobbkr.
T was the custom of King Henry
the Eighth, to walk late in the
night into the city, disguised, to
observe how the constables, and
watch performed their duty :
not only in guarding the city gates, but also in dili-
gently watching the inner part of the city, that they
might prevent those damages and casualties, that
often happen, to great and populous cities, in the
night time. This he did oftentimes, without its be-
ing discovered who he was ; returning home to
Whitehall early in the morning. Now, in return-
ing home through the Strand, he took notice of a
certain Cobbler, who was always up at work whis-
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tling and singing, every morning. So resolving to
see him, he knocks off the heel of his shoe, by hit-
ting it against the stones. Having so done, he
bounced against the stall. " Who is there ?" cries
the Cobbler, opening his stall door. Whereupon
the King asked him, " If he could fit on his heel ?"
" Yes, that I can," says the Cobbler ; " so sit thee
down, and I will do it straight." The Cobbler laid
his awls and old shoes aside, to make room for the
King to sit by him, who was hardly able to forbear
laughing, at the Cobbler's kindness ; and asked
him, if there was not a house near, where they sold
a cup of good ale, and the people up. " Yes," said
the Cobbler, " there is an inn over the way, where
I think the folks are up, for the carriers go from
them early every morning." "VTith that the King
borrowed an old shoe of the Cobbler, and went over
to the inn, desiring him to bring his shoe over
thither, when he had done it. The Cobbler prom-
ised him that he would.
So making as much haste as he could, he carried
it over to the King, saying, " Honest blade, here is
thy shoe again : I'll warrant thee, it will not come
off again in haste." " Very well," said the King,
"what must you have for your pains?" "A couple
of pence," said the Cobbler. " Well," said the King,
" as thou art an honest, merry fellow, here is a tester
for you ; come, sit down by me, and I will drink to
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thee. Here is a good health to the King !" " With
all my heart;" said the Cobbler, "I will pledge thee,
were it in water."
So the Cobbler sate down by the King, was very
merry, and drank his liquor freely. He also sung
some of his pretty songs and catches, at which the
King laughed heartily, and was very pleasant, and
jocund with the Cobbler, telling him withal, that his
name was Harry Tudor, and that he belonged to
the court ; and if he would come and see him there,
he would make him very welcome, because he was
such a merry companion ; and charged him to come,
and not forget his name : and to ask any one for
hirn about the court, and they would bring him to
him. " For," said the King, " I am well known
there."
Now, the Cobbler little dreamed that it was the
King that spoke to hirn, much less that the King's
name was Harry Tudor. Then, with a great deal
of confidence, he stands up, and pulls off his hat,
and makes the King many thanks; telling him,
that he was one of the honestest fellows he had ever
met with in all his lifetime ; and though he had
never been at court, yet it should not be long, before
he would make a holiday, to come and see him.
Whereupon, the King discharging the reckoning,
would have taken leave of the Cobbler ; but, he,
taking him by the hand, said, " By my faith ! you
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shall not go yet, you shall first go and see my poor
habitation. I have there a tub of good brown ale,
never tapped yet, and you must needs go and taste
it ; for thou art the honestest blade I ever met with :
and I love an honest, merry companion, with all my
heart."
CHAPTER II.
The Cobbler entertains the King in tlie Cellar ; and of the
disturbance made by the Cobbler's wife.
^<O the Cobbler took the King with him, over the
way, where he had a cellar, joining to his stall;
which was handsomely furnished for a man of his
profession. Into this cellar he had the King.
" There," said he, " sit you down ; you are wel-
come. But I must desire you to speak softly ; for
fear of waking my wife, Joan, who lies hard by ;"
showing the King a close bed, neatly made up in
one corner of the cellar, much like a closet ; " for if
she awake, she will certainly make both our ears
ring again."
At this speech of the Cobbler, the King laughed,
and told him, " he would be mindful to follow his
directions." So the Cobbler kindled a fire, and
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fetched out a brown loafj from which he cut a lusty
slice ; and set it baking by the fire, then he brought
out his Cheshire cheese.
" Come/' said he, " will you eat any cheese ?"
there is as good fellowship in eating, as in drink-
ing." This made the King admire the freedom of
the Cobbler. So having eaten a piece, " Here's a
health to all true hearts, and merry companions,"
says the Cobbler. At which the King smiling, said,
" God have mercy, old friend, I'll pledge thee."
In this manner, they ate and drank together, un-
til almost break of day ; the Cobbler, being very
free of his liquor, and pleasing the King with sev-
eral of his old stories. When, on a sudden, the
Cobbler's old wife, Joan, began to awake. "In
faith," says the Cobbler, " you must begone now :
my wife Joan begins to grumble, she will wake pre-
sently ; and I would not, for all the shoes in my
shop, she should find you here." So- taking the
King up stairs, he says, " Farewell, honest blade, it
shall not be long before I make a holiday, to come
and see thee at court." The King replied. " You
shall be kindly welcome." So they parted ; the
King on his way to Whitehall, and the Cobbler to
his cellar, putting all things to rights before his
wife, Joan, got up ; and went to work again, whis-
tling and singing, as merry as he used to do ; being
much satisfied, that he had happened on such a
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good companion ; and very much delighted at
thinking how merry he should be, when he came to
the court.
CHAPTER III.
The Cobbler's preparation to go to Court ; and the pains his
wife took to set him off to the best advantage.
A S soon as the King came home, he gave his
^^ orders to all about the court, that if any one
enquired for him, by the name of Harry Tudor, the
person should be brought before him, without fur-
ther examination. Now, the Cobbler thought every
day a month, until he had been at court, to see his
new acquaintance ; and he was much troubled,
how he should get leave of his wife, Joan : for he
could not go without her knowledge, by reason, he
resolved to make himself as fine as ever he could,
and as his wife, Joan, always kept his holiday
clothes.
So, one evening, as they sate at supper, she be-
ing in a good humour, he began to lay open his
mind to her, and showed her the manner of the ac-
quaintance ; repeating it, over and over again, that
he was the honestest man, he had ever met with.
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"Husband," said she, "because you have been so
generous to tell me the truth, I will give you leave
to make a holiday. You shall go to court as fine
as I can make you." So it being agreed, that he
might go the next day, Joan arose by times, the
next morning, to brush her husband's clothes ; and
to make him look as snug as might be, she washed
and ironed his laced band, and made his shoes so
shine, that he might see his face in them. Having
done this, she made her husband arise, washed him
well with warm water, put him on a clean shirt ;
and afterwards, dressed him in his best clothes, and
pinned his laced band in print.
CHAPTER IV.
The Cobbkr's reception at Court ; with the. manner of his
behaviour before the King.
HPHE Cobbler, being thus equipped, strutted
through the streets, like a crow in a gutter ;
thinking himself as fine as the best of them all. In
this manner came he to court ; staring at this body,
and on that body, as he walked up and down, and
knowing no one to ask for, but Harry Tudor. At
last, he espied one, as he thought, in the habit of a
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serving man, to whom he made his addresses, say-
ing, " Do you hear, honest fellow, do you know one
Harry Tudor, who belongs to the court ?" " Yes,"
said the man, " follow me ; and I will take you to
him." With that, he took him presently up into
the guard-chamber, telling one of the yeomen of
the guard, there was one, that enquired for Harry
Tudor. The yeoman replied, "I know him very
well ; and if you please to go along with me, I will
bring you to him immediately."
The Cobbler followed the yeoman, admiring the
finery of the rooms he went through ; and thinking
within himself, that the yeoman was not very un-
like the person he enquired after. " Him, whom I
look after," said he, " is a plain, merry, and honest
fellow : his name is Harry Tudor ; we drank sev-
eral pots together, not long since : I suppose he
may be some fine lord or other about the court."
" I tell you, friend," replied the yeoman, " I do
know him very well ; do but follow me, and I will
bring you to him straight."
So going forward, he came to the room where the
King was, accompanied with many of his nobles.
As soon as the yeoman had put by the arras, he
spake aloud, saying, " May it please your Majesty,
here is one enquires for Harry Tudor." The Cob-
bler, hearing this, thought he had committed no less
than treason ; therefore he up with his heels, and
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ran away for it. But not being acquainted with
the several turnings, and rooms, through which he
came, he was soon overtaken, and brought before
the King ; whom the Cobbler very little thought to
be the person he enquired after.
He, therefore, fell on his knees, saying, " May it
please your Grace, I am a poor Cobbler, and en-
quired for one Harry Tudor, who is a very honest
fellow. I mended the heel of his shoe, not long
ago, for which he paid me nobly, and gave me two
pots, to boot ; but I had him afterwards, to my own
cellar, where we drank a cup of nappy ale, and
were very merry ; till my wife, Joan, began to
wake, which put an end to our merriment, for that
time. But I told him, that I surely would be at
court to see him, as soon as I conveniently could."
" Well," said the King, " rise up, and be not afraid !
look well about you, peradventure you may find the
fellow in this company." So the Cobbler arose and
looked wishfully upon the King, and his nobles, but
to no purpose : for, although, he thought he saw
something in the King's face, which he had seen
before, yet, he could not imagine him to be Harry
Tudor, the heel of whose shoe he had mended ; and
who had been so merry with him, both at the inn,
and in his own cellar.
He therefore told the King, " he did not expect
to find Harry Tudor among such fine folks as he
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saw there ; but the person that he looked for, was
a plain, honest, true-hearted fellow ;" adding withal,
" that he was sure, if Harry Tudor did but know
that he was come to court, he would make him
welcome." At which speech of the Cobbler, the
King had much ado to forbear laughing outright ;
but keeping his countenance, as well as he could,
he said to the yeoman of the guard, " Here, take
this honest Cobbler down into the cellar, and let
him drink my health. I will give orders, that Harry
Tudor come to him presently."
So away went the Cobbler, ready to leap out of
his skin, for joy, not only, that he was got so clear
off, but also, that he should find his friend, Harry
Tudor.
CHAPTER V.
The Cobbler's entertainment at the King's cellar ; where
he meets his old friend, Harry Tudor.
HPHE Cobbler had not been long in the cellar,
before the King came to him, in the same
habit he had on, when the Cobbler mended his shoe ;
whereupon the Cobbler knew him, and ran, and
kissed him, saying, " Honest Harry, I have made a
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holiday, on purpose to come and see you ; but I had
much ado to get leave of my wife, Joan, who was
loath I should lose so much time, from my work ;
but I was resolved to see you, so I made myself as
fine as I could. But I'll tell you, Harry, when I
came to court, I was in a peck of troubles, how to
find you out ; but, at last, I met with a man, who
told me. he knew you very well, and that he would
| bring me to you ; but, instead of doing so, he
I brought me before the King ; which had almost
| frighted me to death. But in good faith," continues
the Cobbler, "I am resolved to be merry with you,
since I have the good fortune to find you at last."
" Ay, so you shall," replied the King, " we will be
as merry as princes." With that he called for a
large glass of wine, and drank to the Cobbler, " The
King's good health." " God have mercy," says the
Cobbler, " honest Harry, I will pledge thee with all
my heart." Now, after the Cobbler had drank
about four or five good healths, he began to be
merry ; and fell to singing his old songs and catch-
es ; the which pleased the King very much, and
made him laugh most heartily ; when on a sud-
den, many of the nobles came into the cellar,
extraordinarily rich in apparel, who stood bare to
Harry Tudor ; which put the Cobbler in great
amazement at first ; but, recovering himself, and
looking more earnestly upon Harry Tudor, he pres-
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ently knew him to be the King, that he had seen
in the Presence Chamber.
He, therefore, immediately fell upon his knees,
saying, " May it please your Highness, I am an
honest Cobbler, and mean no harm." '-'No, no,"
said the King, ' : nor shall receive none here." He
commanded him, therefore, to rise up ; and be as
merry as he was before ; and though he knew him
to be the King, he should use the same freedom
with him. as he did when he mended his shoe.
This kind speech of the King, and three or four
glasses of wine more, made the Cobbler be in as
good humour, as he was before ; telling the King
many of his pretty stories, and singing more songs,
very much to the satisfaction of the King and his
nobles. And among others, he sang this one, to the
tune of Jenny Gin.
Come, let us drink the other pot,
Our sorrows to confound ;
We'll laugh, and sing, before the King,
So let his health go round.
For Tm as bold, as bold can be,
No Cobbler e'er was ruder ;
So then, good fellow, here's to thee,
Remembering Harry Tudor.
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When Fm at work within my stall,
Upon him I shall think ;
His kindness I to mind shall call,
Whene'er I eat or drink.
His kindness to me was so great,
The like was never known ;
His kindness I will still repeat,
And so shall my wife Joan.
I'll laugh, when I sit in my stall,
And merrily will sing;
That I, with my poor last and awl,
Was fellow with a King.
But it is more, I must confess,
Than I, at first, did know ;
But Harry Tudor nevertheless,
Resolves it must be so.
And now, farewell unto Whitehall,
I homewards must retire ;
To whistle, and sing, within my stall,
My Joan will me require.
I can but think, how she will laugh,
When she hears of this thing ;
How he, who drank her nut brown ale,
Was England's royal King.
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TALE OF THE KING AND THE COBBLER.
CHAPTER VI.
Of the Cobbler's becoming a Courtier.
"TVTOW the King, considering the pleasant hu-
mours of the Cobbler, how innocently merry
he was, and free from any designs ; and that he
was a person that laboured very hard, and took a
great deal of pains, for a small livelihood, was
pleased, out of his princely grace and favour, to al-
low him a liberal annuity, of Forty Marks a year,
for the better support of his jolly humours, and the
maintenance of himself, and his wife Joan ; and
that he should be admitted one of the courtiers ;
and have the freedom of his cellar whenever he
pleased.
This, being so much beyond his expectation,
highly elevated the Cobbler's humours, much to the
satisfaction of the King. So, after some legs and
scrapes, he returned home to his wife Joan, with
the joyful news of his kind reception at court ;
which so pleased her, that she did not think much
of the pains she had been at, in tricking him up for
the journey.
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