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Full text of "Sixteen months in four German prisons : Wesel, Sennelager, Klingelputz, Ruhleben"

CATALA. 1 



qTHE AUTHOR AS ]IE APPEARED ON THE D.y OF 
HIS RELEASE FROM RUHLEBEN. 
From an oflicial photograph taken by the German Government 
for attaehment to the passport. The embossed imprint of the 
stamp of the Kommandantur of Berlin may be seen. 

Frotispi c 



SIXTEEN MONTHS IN 

FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

WESEL 
SENNELAGER 
KLINGELPUTZ 
RUHLEBEN 

NARRATED BY 
HENRY C. MAHONEY 

CHRONICLED BY 
FREDERICK A. TALBOT 
AUTHOR OF "' FHE NEW GARDEN OF CANADA," 
CONQUESTS OF SCIENCE," E I'C. 

LONDON AND EDINBURGH 
SAMPSON LO\V, MARSTON & CO., LTD. 
x9x7 



TO 
MY WIFE AND CHILDREN 
WHO WAITFD PATIENTLY AND ANXIOUSLY 
FOR "DADDY," AND TO 
A FRIEND, 
STILL LANGI'ISHING IN RI'HLEBEN, TO 
V'HOM I OV'E lXlY LIFE 



PRISONER'S NOTE 

IT was whilst suffering the agonies of solitary confine- 
ment in the military prison of Wesel that I first decided 
to record my experiences so that readers might be able 
to glean some idea of the inner workings and the treat- 
lnent meted out fo out unfortunate compatriots who 
were travelling in Germany af the outbreak of war and 
who have since been interned. 
From the moment of my decision I gathered all 
the information possible, determining at the first 
opportunity fo escape to the Old Country. As will be 
seen I have fo a degree been successful. 
Odng to the grossly inaccurate and highly coloured 
reports which have been circulated from rime fo rime 
regarding the lire and treatment of prisoners of war, the 
story has been set out in a plain unvarnished form. 
There are no exaggerations whatever. Much of the 
most revolting detail has been eliminated for the 
simple reason that they are unprintable. 
In nearly every instance names have been suppressed 
Only initials have been indicated, but suflîcient descrip- 
tion is attached fo enable personal friends of those who 
are still so unfortunate as fo be incarcerated fo identify 
them and their present situation. Likewise, in the 
cases where I received kind treatment from Germans, 
initials only have been introduced, since the publication 
of their names would only serve fo bring punishment 
upon them. 
H. C. M. 



CHRONICI,ER'S NOTE 

ON Friday afternoon, July 31, 1914, I shook hands 
in farewell vith my friend Henry C. Mahoney. He 
was going to Warsaw and was full of enthusiasm con- 
cerning the new task which was fo occupy him for at 
least three months. Owing to his exceptional skill and 
knowledge, practical as well as theoretical, of photo- 
graphy in all its varied branches, he had been offered, 
and had accepted an important appointment abroad in 
connection with this craft--one which ruade a profound 
appeal to him. Despite the stormy outlook in the 
diplomatic world he felt convinced that he would be 
able to squeeze through in the nick of time. 
Althougll he promised to keep me well informed of 
his movements months passed in silence. Then some 
ugly and ominous rumours came fo hand to the effect 
that he had been arrested as a spy in Germany, had 
been secretly tried and had been shot. I did not 
attach any credence to these vague, wild stories. I 
knew he had never been fo Germany belote, and was 
au courant with the harmless nature of his mission. 
A year elapsed before I had any definite news. 
Then fo my surprise I received a letter from him dis- 
patchecl from the Interned British Prisoners Camp at 
Ruhleben. As a marrer of fact I learned subsequcntly 
that he had previously written six letters and postcards 
to me, but none had reached me; most likely they 
had been intercepted and suplressed by the German 
authorities. 
The letter intimated that he had prepared a 
voluminous account of his experiences. Two or three 
days later I learned from another source that 
he had been " having a hard, rough, and exciting 

5 



 CHRONICLER'S NOTE 

tilne," and that he could relate one of the most 
fascinating and sensational stories concerning the 
treatment meted out to out compatriots by the German 
authorities. I also learned that a closely written 
diary and a mass of other papers vere on their wav to 
lne; that they werc in sale keeping just over the fron- 
fier, the bearer waiting patiently for the most favourable 
moments to smuggle them into safety. This diary 
and othcr documents contaiued material which he 
desired me to make public with all speed in order to 
bring home to the British public a vivid impression 
of what our fellow-countrymen were suffering in the 
German prison camps. 
The papers never reached me. "Vhy, is related 
iii the following pages. In prosecuting discreet 
cnquiries to discover thcir whereabouts I learned, 
carly in October 1915, that " Mahoney will be home 
belote Christmas." My informant declined to vouch- 
sale any furthcr particulars beyond the cryptic remark, 
,« Hc's got something smart up his sleeve. 
Knowing full well that my ffiend was a man of 
infinite resource and initiative I was not surprised to 
learn a week or tvo later that " Ruhleben kaew 
Mahoney no longer." He had got away. His plans 
had proved so successful as to exceed the sanguine 
anticipations which he had formêd. 
On December 9, I915, the day after his return to 
his wife and children, who had been keyed up to the 
highest pitch of excitement by the welcome news, we 
met again. His appearance offcred convincing testi- 
mony as to the privations he had suffered, but I was 
completely surprised by the terrible tale he unfolded. 
When the story narrated in the following pages was 
submitted to the publishers they received it with 
incredulity. After making enquiries concerning Mr. 
Mahoney's credentials they accepted his statements 
as being accurate, but my friend, to set the matter 
beyond all dispute, insisted upon making a statutory 
declaration as to their accuracy in every detail. 



CHRONICLER'S NOTE 7 

People in these islands were stirred to profound 
depths of horror by the cold-blooded murders of Nurse 
Cavell and Captain Fryatt, of whose trials nothing 
was heard until the sentences had been executed. A 
certain amount of curiosity bas been aroused concerning 
the Teuton methods of conducting these secret trials. 
Henry C. Mahoney passed through a similar experience, 
although he escaped the extreme penalty. Still, the 
story of his trial will serve to bring home to the publie 
some idea of the manner in which Germany strives 
to pursue ber campaign of frightfulness behind closed 
doors. 

FREDERICK A. TALBOT. 



CONTENT$ 

£HAPTKR 

PRISON ONE--\VESEL 
P&K 
ARRESTED AS A SP( . • II 
COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 29 
HoIv GERMANY DRIVES lIER PRISONERS LD 44 
SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL . (30 
WAITING TO BE SHOT • 74 

VlI. 
vnI. 
IX. 
x. 

xI. 
xii. 
xIII. 
XlV. 
xv. 

PRISON TWO--SENNELAGER 
THE BLACK HOLE OF GERMANY 
OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL " . 9I 
BREAKING US IN AT SENNELAGER 10 5 
BADGERING THE BRITISH HEROES AT MONS 119 
THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 136 
TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE-- 
THE FAVOURITE PUNISHMENT 148 
THE REIGN OF TERROR . . i6 5 
THE REIGN OF TERROR--CONTINUED 180 
" THE ]LOODY IIGHT OF SEPT. II " . 196 
THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP . . 209 
THE AFTERMATH OF THE IITH . 225 

xvI. 
xvn. 

PRISON THREE--KLINGELPUTZ 
FREE ON «« PASS " IN COLOGNE . 
RE-IMPRISONED AT I(INGELPUTZ 

PRISON FOUR--RUHLEBEN 
XVIII. THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE . . 
XIX. ORGANISING THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLE- 
BEN . 
XX. How I IV/.ADE MONEY IN RUHLEBEN CAMP . 
8 

237 
253 

266 
280 
3oi 



LIST OF II.LUSTRATIONS 

The Author as he appearcd on the Day of his Re- 
lease from Ruhleben .... Froitispiece 

FACE PAGN 
198 

" The Bloody Night of September II, 1914 " 
The Aftermath of the " 131oody Night " . 226 
Facsimile of the Pass issued by the German authori- 
ries fo the Author on his leaving Sennelager for 
C61n-on-Rhein . . . 238 

9 



SIXTEEN MONTHS IN FOUR 
GERMAN PRISONS 

PRISON ONEwWESEL 

CHAPTER I 

ARRESTED AS A SPY 

" Start August First. Book tickets immediately." 
Such were the instructions I received af Brighton 
early in July, 1914, from Prince . A few days 
previously I had spent considerable rime with this 
scion of the Russian nobility discussing the final 
arrangements concerning my departure to his palace 
in Russia, where I was to devote two months to a 
special matter in which he was deeply interested, and 
which involved the use of special and elaborate photo- 
graphic apparatus, microscopes, optical lantern and 
other accessories. I may mention that the mission 
in question was purely of scientific import. 
During the discussion of these fanal arrangements 
a telegram was handed fo the Prince. He scanned if 
hurriediy, j umped up from his seat, and apologising 
for Iris abruptness, explained that he had been suddenly 
called home. He expressed the hope that he would 
shortly sec me in Russia, where I was promised a 
fine rime, but that he would instruct me the precise 
date when fo start. Meanwhile I was urged fo complete 
my purchases of the paraphernalia which we had 
decided to be imperative for out purpose, and he 
handed me sufficient funds fo settle all the accounts 
in connection therewith. That night the Prince bade 
me farewell and hurried off fo catch the boat train. 

II 



FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

My next communication from him was the brief 
instruction urging me to start on August I. 1 
Shortly after his departure there were ominous 
political rumblings, but I, in common with the grcat 
majority, concluded that the storm would blow over 
as it had done many rimes before. Moreover, I was 
so pre-occupied with my confing task as to pay scanty 
attention to the political baromctcr. I completed 
the purchase of the apparatuses, packed them securely, 
and arranged for their dispatch to meet me at the 
train. Then I remained at home to await develop- 
ments. I was ready to start at a moment's notice, 
having secured my passport, on which I was dcscribed, 
for want of a better terre, as a" Tutor of Photography," 
and it was duly viséd by the Russian Embassy. 
Although the political sky grew more and more 
ominous I paid but little attention to the black clouds. 
The receipt of instructions to start at once galvanised 
me into activity to the exclusion of all other thoughts. 
I booked my passage right through fo destination 
Warsawand upon making enquiries on July 3ISt 
was assured that I should get through all right. 
I left Brighton by the 5.IO train on Saturday after- 
noon, August ist. There was one incident at the station 
wlfich, although it appeared to be trivial, proved sub- 
scquently of far reaching significance. In addition to 
many cameras of different types and sizes stowed in my 
baggage I carried three small instruments in my pockets, 
one being particularly small. I had always regarded 
this instrument with a strange affection because, though 
exceedingly small and slipping into a tiny space, it was 
capable of excellent work. As the train was moving from 
the station I took two parting snapshots of my wife and 

t I bave never heard since from the Prince. A day or two after 
the outbreak of war, upon joining the Russian forces, he, x5th an 
observer, ascended in an aeroplane--he was aa enthusiastic and 
sldlled aviatorto conduct a reconnaissance over the German 
lines. He was never seen nor heard oI again. Searching enquiries 
bave been ruade without result, and now it is presumed that he was 
lost or killed.--It. C. II. 



ARRESTED AS A SPY 13 
family waving me farewell. -It was an insignificant 
incident over which 1 merely smiled at the time, but 
rive days later I had every cause to bless those parting 
:naps. One often hears about lire hanging by the pro- 
verbial thread, but hot many lives bave hung upon two 
snapshot photographs of all that is dearest to one, and 
a few inches of photographic film. Yet it was so in my 
case. But for those two tiny parting pictures and the 
unexposed fraction of film I should bave been propped 
against the wall of a German prison to serve as a target 
for Prussian rifles t 
Upon reaching Victoria I round the evening boat- 
train being awaited by a large crowd of enthusiastic 
and war-fever stricken Germans anxious to get back 
to their homeland. The fiat had gone forth that all 
Germans of military age were to return at once and they 
had rolled up en nasse, many accompanied by their 
wives, ,«hile there was a fait sprinkling of Russian ladies 
also bent upon hurrying home. An hour belote the 
train was due the platform was packed with a dense 
chattering, gesticulating, singing, and dancing crowd. 
Many pictures bave been painted of the 13ritish exodus 
from 13erlin upon the eve of war but few, if any, bave 
ever been drawn of the wild stampede from 13ritain to 
]3eflin wtfich it was my lot to experience. 
As the train backed into the station there was a wild 
rush for seats. The excited Teutons grabbed at handles 
--in fact at anything protruding from the carriages-- 
in a desperate endeavour to be first on the Iootboard. 
Many were carried struggling and kickingalong the 
platform. Women were bowled over pell-mell and their 
shrieks and cries mingled with the hoarse, exuberant 
howls of the war-fever stricken maniacs already tasting 
the smell of powder and blood. 
More by luck than judgment I obtained admission 
to a saloon carriage to find myself the only Englishman 
among a hysterical crowd of forty Germans. They 
danced whistled, sang and j oked as if bound on a 
wayzegoose. Badinage was exchanged freely with 



x4 FOUR GERS[AN PRISONS 
friends standing on the platform. Anticipatin that 
things would probably grow lively during the journey, 
I preserved a discreet silence, and my presence was 
ignored. 
The whistle blew, the locomotive screeched, and the 
next moment we were gliding out of the station to'the 
accompaniment of wild cheering, good wishes for a 
sale journey and speedy return, andthe strains of music 
which presently swelled into a roar about " Wacht ara 
Rhein." The melody was yelled out with such gusto and 
so repeatedly that I hoped I might ever be spared from 
hearing its strains again. But af last Nature asserted 
hersclf. The throats of the singers grew hoarse and 
tired, the song came fo a welcome end, and music gave 
way fo vigorous and keen discussion upon the trend of 
events, which was maintained, not only during the train 
journey, but throughout the cross-Channel passage to 
Flushing, which we reached af six o'clock the following 
rnorning. 
Af the Dutch port the wild excitement and hubbub 
broke out with increased virulence. : The report was 
circulated that the train now awaiting us would be the 
last through express to Berlin. There was a frantic 
rush for seats. Men, women, and chfldren participated 
in the wild mêlée. The brutal shouts of the men con- 
trasted vividly with the high-pitched adjurations of the 
women and the wails and cries of the terrified children. 
Within a few minutes the train was packed fo suffoca- 
tion, hot an inch of standing-room being left, while the 
corridors were barricaded with the overflow of baggage 
from the guards' vans. 
For two hours we stood there scarcely able to breathe. 
The heat of the waxing summer's day began to assert 
itself, with the result that it was hot long before the 
vomen commenced fo show signs of distress. Their 
spirits revived, however, as the train commenced fo 
move. There was one solace--one and all were ad- 
vancing towards home and the discomfort would not 
last for long. 



ARRESTED AS A SPY I5 
So keen was the desire fo get to Berlin that the great 
maiority of the passengers had neglected to provide 
themselves with any food, lest they sbould lose their 
seats or miss the train. But they confident]y expected 
that the train would pull up at some station fo enable 
refreshments fo be obtained. They were supported 
in this belief by the withdrawai of the usual dining car 
from the train. Those who trusted in luck, however, 
were rudely disappointed. The train refused to stop 
af any station. Instead, if evinced a dccided prcference 
for intermediate signal posts. It was described as an 
express, but a tortoise's crawl would be a gallop in 
comparison. If travelled at only a little more than a 
walking pace and the stops were maddeningly frequent. 
The women and children speedily betrayed painful 
evidences of the suffering they were expefiencing, which 
became accentuated as we advanced. The close con- 
finement rendered the atmosphere within the carriages 
extremely oppressive. The weaker men and the women 
commenced fo faint but no assistance could be extended 
to them. One could move barely an arm or leg. The 
afflicted passengers simp]y went off where they were, 
sitting or standing, as the case might be, and prevented 
from fal]ing by the closely packed passengers around 
them, fo corne round as best they could when Nature felt 
so disposed. The wails of the children were pitiful. 
Many were crying from cramp and hunger, but nothing 
could be done fo satisfy them, and indeed the men took 
little notice of them. 
The arrival--in rime--af the frontier station af Goch 
somewhat revived the distressed and drooping. Every- 
one seized the opportunity fo stretch the limbs, fo 
inhale some fresh air, and to obtain some slight refresh- 
ment. The Customs officiais were unusually alert, 
harrying, and inflexible. There was the eternai wrang- 
ling between the passengers and the officiais over 
articles liable to duty and it was somevhat amusing to 
me, even with war beating the air, to follow the frantic 
and useless efforts of old and experienced travellers 



16 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
to smuggle this, that, or something else through the 
fiscal barrier. 
The Customs were so far from being in a conciliatory 
mood as to be absolutely deaf to entreaty, cajolery, 
argument, explanation or threat. They cut the opera- 
tions summarily short by confiscating everything liable 
to duty. As may be imagined a rich harvest was 
garnered at the expense of the luckless returning patriot. 
While the Customs were busy the military oflïcials, who 
appeared to be swarming everywhere, were equally 
exacting. They boarded the train and literally turned 
ityinside out. Every man and woman and child was 
subjected fo a close personal investigation and cross- 
examination. Foreigners were handled with even 
greater stress and with less ceremony. I saw four fellow 
passengers sorted out and rushed under a military escort 
into the waiting room. 
Af last if was my turn for military inquisition. I 
presented all my credentials, which were scanned from 
end to end, turned over, and even he!d up fo the light, 
lest there should be something interwoven with the 
watermark. I followed the operations with a quiet 
amusement, confident in my security, but could hot 
resist remarking upon the thoroughness of the search 
and the determination to leave nothing to chance. My 
passport created the greatest interest. It was dated 
July 7th, 1914. The oncial looked at me queerly in 
silent interrogation as he placed his finger beneath the 
date. I nodded and ruade no comment. 
XVith a slight smile of self-satisfaction the oflîcer 
turned on his heel and beckoned me to follow him. At 
the same moment two soldiers clicked their heels behind 
me and I saw that I was already under severe military 
suspicion. I was taken to a long-bearded individual 
sitting in state on a pedestal. The officer handed to him 
the papers he had round upon me. There was a hurried 
whisperLug, the superior individual eyeing me narrowly 
meanwhile. They compared the date of the passport 
with August 2nd, Sunday, the day on which I was travel- 



ARRESTED AS A SPY I 
ling and also examined the visWof the Russian Embassy 
in the corner. 
Suddenly the long-bearded officer hurled a torrent 
of questions af me and af such a velocity that I was quite 
unable fo follow him. Observing that his volcanic 
interrogative eruption was non-productive he slowed 
down and repeated the questions. 
"' Why are you travelling af this rime ? " 
"To take up an appointment in Russia. There is the 
naine--Prince " 
'" Ah I " and his eyebrows were elcvated so much as 
to mingle almost with his hair. 
"But why have you so much photographic 
apparatus ? " 
" It is necessary for the work I am taking up." 
" Ah!" once again the eyebrow vanished scalp- 
wards. 
" Have you a camera upon you ? " 
"No! " 
" Ah ! "another dance of the eyebrows. 
He rapped out a short command and belote I was 
aware of the circumstance two pairs of hands were run- 
ning rapidly over my body and in and out of my pockets 
with the dexterity of men who had served a long 
apprenticeship under an Artful Dodger. It proved a 
blank search. I gave a sigh of relief, because had the 
searchers run their hands over the lower part of my 
person they would have corne across two cameras, 
and my treasured little companion, wrapped in his 
leather jacket, alert and ready for silent service, 
but concealed in a most unexpected corner. I could 
scarcely repress a smile when I recognised that I was 
immune from further search. Evidently the Pooh-bah 
was somewhat disconcerted at the negative results 
achieved, because, after firing one or two other desultory 
questions af me, he handed back my passport and other 
papers, and told me I could continue my journey. 
Desiring fo disarm suspicion completely I did hot 
hurry away but lingered around the little court and 



18 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
even indulged in a short idle conversation with my 
interlocutor, who, however, somewhat resented my 
familiarity. I lounged back to the train, hugely 
delighted with myself, more particularly as, quite un- 
beknown to the fussy individual dth the beard, I had 
snapped a picture of his informal court with my little 
camera. 
The frontier formalities at last concluded, the train 
resumed its crawl, ambling leisurely along for some two 
hours, stopping now and then to draw into a siding. 
O,1 such occasions troop train after troop train crowded 
with soldiers thundered by us en route to Berlin. The 
sight of a troop train roused our passengers to frenzy. 
They cheered madly, throwing their bats into the air. 
The huzzas were returned by the soldiers hanging out of 
the windows with all the exuberant enthusiasm of school 
boys returning home at the end of the term. 
But we were not destined to make a through run to 
the capital. Suddenly the train was pulled up by a 
military guard upon the line. We were turned out 
pell-mell and our baggage was thrown on to the embank- 
ment. This proceeding caused considerable uneasiness. 
What had happened ? Where were we going ? and 
other questions of a similar character were hurled at 
the soldiers. But they merely shook their heads in a non- 
committal manner. They either did not or would not 
know. Our feelings were not improved when the empty 
carriages were backed down the line, the engine changed 
ends, and ve saw the train steam off in another direction. 
The hold-up of the train had taken place at a depress- 
ing spot. We were completely stranded, without pro- 
visions or any other necessities, and af an isolated spot 
where it was impossible to obtain any supplies. The 
passengers pestered the guard for information, and af 
last the officers, to still any further enquiry, declared 
that they were going to do something, to carry us 
" somewhere." 
Some two-and-a-half hours slipped by when a loud 
cheer rang out at the appearance of a train of crazy 



ARRESTED AS A SPY x9 
carriages which backed towards us. The passengers 
scrambled in and ruade themselves as comfortable as 
they could. But where was the baggage to go ? The 
soldiery had overlooked this item and they surveyed 
the straggling mass of bags and trunks littering the 
embankment ruefully. But they solved the problem 
in their own way. What could not be stacked withi 
the trucks would have fo go on top. 
We forged ahead once more to pull up at a small 
station. Here there was a mad scramble for supplies 
and the refreshment room was soon cleared out of its 
small stock. On the platform an extortionate German 
drove a brisk trade selling small bottles of lemonade 
at sixpence a bottle, liore excitement was caused by a 
newsvendor mounting a box and holding aloft a single 
copy of the latest newspaper which he would sell to the 
highest bidder. 
Being ignorant of what had transpired since I had 
left London I resolved to have that copy. I scrambled 
over a pile of baggage and came within arm's length of 
the newsvendor. I threw down coins to the value of 
2s. Bd., grabbed his paper and vanished before he could 
voice a protest. I scrambled back to my car. Here 
the paper was snatched from me to be read aloud to the 
expectant crowd thirsting for news. There was a tense 
silence as the reader ran through the items until he 
gravely announced the latest intelligence--Russia and 
Germany had declared war. The news was oflîcial. 
For a second a profound silence reigned. Then there 
broke out a further outburst of wild, maniacal cheering, 
above which, however, could be heard hysterical screams 
and shrieks from women, especially from those bound 
for Russia, which they now realised they would never 
reach. 
I saw at once that it was hopeless to get to my destina- 
tion, as the Russo-German frontier was now closed. 
But as it was quite as impossible to turn back I decided 
to push on to Berlin there to await events. So far Britain 
was not involved and might even keep clear of the tangle. 



.o FOUR GER/3IAN PRISONS 
This I might say was the general opinion on the train. 
The remainder of the iourney to the capital was now 
far more exciting, and the animated conversation served 
to while away the tedium of the slow travelling, al- 
though the latter part was completed in darkness, the 
train running into Berlin at 1.3o in the morning of 
August 3rd, the journey from Flushing having taken 
about 18 hours. 
The platIorm at Berlin was over-run with officials 
of all sorts and descriptions, ranging from puny col- 
lectors fo big burly Iellows smothered with sufficient 
braid and decorations to pass as field-marshals. But 
one and all seemed to be entrusted with swords too big 
for them which clanked and clattered in the most nerve- 
racking manner. They strutted up and down the plat- 
form with true Prussian arrogance, j ostling the fatigued, 
cursing the helpless who lounged in their path, ignoring 
the distress of the children, sneering at the pitiful plead- 
ings of the women--in fact caring about nothing beyond 
their own importance. They disdained to reply to any 
question, and said nothing beyond the terse statement 
that no more trains were going East to Russia. At this 
intelligence the travellers bound for the latter country 
collapsed, the maiority, women, flopping upon theix 
baggage and dropping their heads in their hands in 
grief and utter despair. 
Yet, although the authorities were fully aware that 
no more trains were going East they ruade no attempt 
to cope with the influx of arriving and stranded passen- 
gers. They were left fo their own devices. The major- 
ity of the women and children were famished, thirsty, 
and tired, but the officials resolutely refused to open 
the waiting rooms and buffets beIore the usual hour. 
Accordingly the travel-tired, grief-stricken women 
either threw themselves prone upon the platforms, or 
crawled into corridors, sub-ways, and corners to seek 
a little repose, using their luggage as head-rests, or 
being content with the cold hard steps. The few seats 
upon the platform were speedily occupied but the 



ARRESTED AS A SPY 21 

occupants were denied more than a brief repose. At 
the end of 15 minutes officiais came round and emptied 
the seats of those in possession to allow othcr parties 
to have a quarter of an hour's test. 
qaile the worn-out passengers slept the light- 
fingered German gentry passed swiftly from bag to bag, 
the conditions offering tavourable opportunities for the 
light-fingered gentry. They appeared to surfer no 
molestation from the officiais, who could plainly see 
what was going on, but possibly officialdom regarded 
the belongings of tired and exhausted foreigners as 
legitimate loot to those who were prepared to take it. 
Outside the station the heavier baggage was stacked in 
barricades in a wildly haphazard manner with the 
heavier articles at the top. These, crushing the lighter 
and more fragile packages beneath, spread the contents 
of the latter in the roadway to serve as sport for 
gamins and other loungers who prowleà around. 
The utter chaos was aggravated by the tain which 
pelted down with torrential fury. Mothers with their 
little children drew closely into corners or sat upon 
doorsteps seeking the slightest shelter. As I turneà 
out of the station my attention was attracted by a 
woman--she had corne up on out trainuwho was sitting 
on the kerb, her feet in the gutter, the rushing water 
coursing over her ankles, feeding her child at the breast, 
and vainly striving to shelter the little mite from the 
elements. The woman was crying bitterly. I went up 
to ber. She spoke English perfectly. She was Rus- 
sian and had set out from England to meet her husband 
at Kalish. But she could not get through, she had very 
little money, could not speak German, and knew hot 
what to do, or what would become of her. I soothed her 
as well as I could. There were hundreds of similar 
cases around. Notwithstanding their terrible plight 
hot a hand was moved by the authorities on their behalf. 
They were even spurned and roughly moved out of 
the way by the swaggering officiais. It was not until 
the British colony got busy the next day that they 



22 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
received the slightest alleviation, and the majority, 
being strangers in a strange land, were sent back fo 
England, the Gerrnans rnutely concurring in the task. 
The wild rush frorn the Continent may have precipi- 
tated congestion at out ports and railway stations, but 
there never could have been that absolute chaos which 
reigned at Berlin on the fateful night of the 2nd of 
August. Humanity was thrown to the four winds. 
The rnuch-vaunted Teuton organisation, sytern, and 
scientific control had broken down completely under 
the first test fo which if was subjected. 
The terrific downpour caused me fo decide fo spend 
a few hours in the comfort of an hotel. I hailed a taxi 
and jumped in. The car was just moving when the door 
was flung open, I was grabbed by the coat-collar and 
the next moment round myself skating across the road- 
way on rny back. I jurnped up, sornewhat ruffled at 
this rude handling, fo learn that if was an officer who 
had treated me so uncerernoniously. I had no redress. 
Berlin was under martial law. The uniforrn of the 
rnilitary carne belote the rnufti of the civilian. 
Unable to find another vehicle I turned into the first 
place I round open. It was an all-night café. It was 
packed fo suffocation with Gerrnan soldiers and the 
ferninine underworld of Beflin. There was a glorious 
orgy of drunkenness, nauseating and debasing amuse- 
ment, and the incoherent singing of patriotic songs. 
"l'he other sex appeared to have thrown all discretion 
and womanliness fo the winds. A soldier too drunk to 
stand was assisted fo a chair which he mounted with 
diflïculty. Here he was supported on either side by two 
flushed, hilariously-shouting, partially-dressed harpies. 
He drew off his belt--his helmet had already gone sorne- 
where--and pointing fo the badge he shouted thickly 
and coarsely, "Deutschland, Deutschland, Gott mit 
uns "--(Germanyi Germany, God is with us). Meta- 
phorically he was correct, because the words are printed 
upon the belt of every Gerrnan soldier, but if the 
Alrnighty was with that drunken, debased crowd that 



ARRESTED AS A SPY 23 
night, then Old Nick must have been wearing out his 
shoes looking for a job. 
When the crowd caught sight of me, which was some 
rime after my entrance because I had dropped unseen 
into a convenient corner, they rushed forward and urged 
me fo participate in their revels. I declined. They had 
been hurling distinctly uncomplimentary and obscene 
epithets concerning Britain through the room. My 
decision was construed into an affront fo the All-Highest. 
A big, burly, drunken soldier wanted fo fight me. The 
crowd pressed round keenly anticipating some fun. We 
indulged in a spirited altercation, but as neither under- 
stood what the othcr said, words did not lead to blows. 
However, the upshot was the intimation that my room 
was preferred to my company. This was received 
with enthusiasm, the result being that I ruade the 
sudden acquaintance of the pavement outside once 
more, being assisted in my hurried departure by 
fisticuffs and heavy boots. 
I picked myself up and walked until I caught sight 
of an hotel. I entered, booked a room, and indulged in 
an elaborate wash and brush-up of which I was sorely 
in need, following this with a substantial breakfast. 
Then I sauntered into the vestibule for a smoke. Three 
German oflîcers and a squad of soldiers came clanking 
in. There was a short sharp order. One officer 
remained af the door while the others disappeared 
into the depths of the building. 
I went over fo the oflîcer and entered into conversation 
with him. He spoke English fluently and was fairly 
affable. We discussed things in general and also 
the political situation, from which I gathered that 
matters were rapidly approaching a climax, and 
that there was no telling what would happen next. 
This was the first time I had been brought face fo face 
with the situation and my outlook was serious. The 
oflîcer af last turned to me, and with a friendly smile, 
remarked-- 
" Look here, my English friend, I would advise you 



24 

FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
Don't stop for 

to make for your country at once. 
anything ! " 
" Why ? "' 
"' Don't ask questions. Do as I say ! Can't you take 
a friendly warning ? Take to-day's train home! If 
you don't--well, you may be detained ! " 
His advice was expressed in such significant tones 
that I looked at him sharply. He answered with 
another smile and a shrug which intimated only too 
plainly that he had said as much as he dared. 
I was debarred from prosecuting the conversation 
farther by the rcturn of his comrades with a crowd of 
waiters. They were all Russians and they had been 
roundcd up by the military. No opportunity was given 
them to pack a few necessities. They were arrested 
at their tables, while performing their duties, were 
corralled and now were off to prison. No one possessed 
any more than he stood up in. 
I followed them down the street, intending to proceed 
to the British Consulate. The streets were full of 
soldiers and the air rang with martial music. XVhile 
proceeding to the Consulate I became aware that I 
was being shadowed. An individual resolutely dogged 
me. I had seen him previously but had taken no 
serious notice of his presence. Now he began to get a 
bit irksome. I bought some picture post-cards and 
addressed them fo friends af home, announcing my 
immediate return, also introducing brief comments 
on the condition of things in Berlin as they appeared 
to me. A few hours later I regretted a'iting those 
post cards. 1 
The Consulate was besieged by hundreds of com- 
patriots thirsting for guidance as to what fo do. After 
waiting an hour-and-a-half I secured an audience. I 
briefly explained my position. 
" Get home af once. The train leaves 1.13 mid-day." 
 Upon my return to England I made enquiries and discovered 
that nota stngle one had been received. Undoubtedly they were 
stopped by the German military authorities and contnbuted some- 
what materially fo my subsequent troubles.H. C. BI. 



ARRESTED AS A SPY 25 
" But l've got luggage worth f4oo at the station ! " 
" Get home ! " 
" But" 
" Leave your luggage where it is ! " 
" Do you think-----? " 
" You take the 1.13 train. Good morning." 
Further enquiries convinced me that the 1.13 was 
very likely to be the last train which would leave Berlin 
for Britain, so I scurried off fo the station fo recover my 
luggage. Many of the photographic instruments were 
exceedingly valuable because they had been nade 
specially. I was bandied from one official fo another. 
At last I alighted upon one who knew something. He 
led me fo a huge building and flung open the door. It 
was stacked from roof fo roof with baggage, which had 
been packed in without any semblance of order. I 
surveyed the pile ruefully. I asked him if he could 
trace my luggage but he shook his head. I held out a 
tempting pourboire. It was of no avail. If I wanted 
the luggage I could look for it myself. Reflecting that 
some six weeks at least would be required to complete 
the search I concluded that I should bave fo leave it 
behind willy-nilly. So somewhat depressed I prepared 
to leave by the 1.13 train. 
The express was heavily laden and fo if was attached 
a carriage reserved for the military, who were accom- 
panying the departing Britishers fo the frontier. Cur- 
iously enough, not one of us knew definitely what had 
happened. Rumour was busy, but if was inconclusive. 
The general feeling was that Britain had taken some 
drastic action which must have serious results, otherwise 
we should not have been bundled home so hurriedly. 
We had been travelling some rime when I noticed a 
lady sauntering along the corridor vainly searching for 
a seat. I was comfortable, but I instantly surrendered 
my place fo assume a standing position in the corridor 
where I chatted with several fellow-travellers. I may 
say that slung over my shoulder was a black leather 
strap carrying a small camera case in the manner 



26 FOUR GERIIAlq PRISONS 
frequently affected by tourists. Ever after I bave 
cursed that innocent looking camera caseæ and certainly 
when travelling in the future will avour some other 
means of carrying photographic apparatus. 
About half-an-hour passed in this way. Then I 
observed a young German ambling along the corridor. 
He came up to us and entered into an idle conversation. 
One by one the others dropped away rom him not 
caring to tall with a German. I would have done the 
saine but the strange youth would not let me. He 
pinned me fo the spot with his conversation. Af first 
his questions were extremely innocent, but they soon 
became somewhat inquisitive and searching, and were 
purposely directed to discover why I was travelling, 
where I had been, how long I had been in Germany» and 
so orth. As the conversation assumed this turn I came 
to the alert. He was a typical German with all the 
inexperience of youth, though he doubtless prided him- 
self upon his powers of observation, deduction and 
cross-examination by apparently idle questions. ]3ut 
fo one and all of his interrogations I gave the retort 
courteous. His pressing attentions did not escape the 
notice of my ellow-travellers within earshot. Lootdng 
out of the corner of my eye I saw that they did not regard 
this questioning of mysel as being so innocent as it 
appeared, lIany were apparently amiliar Sth Oerman 
methods of inter-espionage and they extended me silent 
warning, by sign, rown, and wink. 
The raw youth disappeared and I orgot ail about him. 
But to my surprise rive minutes later I saw him return- 
ing along the corridor accompanied by a military oflïcial 
whom he had evidently brought from the military 
carriage attached to the train. They came straight up 
to me. The youth pointing directly at me remarled. 
" Here he is. See! There»s the camera on his 
back ! " 
The oflïcer looled at the strap and turning me round 
caught sight of the camera case. He nodded in 
acquiescence. 



ARRESTED AS A SPY 2 7 
"And I saw him using it," went on the youth 
triumphantly. " He has been taking photographs of 
the bridges and sentries along the line l " 
I was distinctly amused at this charge because it 
was absolutely untrue. But I was somewhat impressed 
by the strange silence which had settlcd upon my fellow- 
travellers and the inscrutable look upon the officer's 
face. Something serious was evidently amiss. I turned 
to the oftïcer. 
" The accusation is absurd. Why! Look at the 
windows ! They have been kept closed all the rime 
according to the military orders. And you could hot 
take a photograph through the closed windows even if 
you wanted to. They are too begrimed with dirt." 
The oftïcer did not say a word but continued to eye 
me narrowly. 
I began to feel uncomfortable before that piercing 
gaze, so I decided to floor the aspiring detective working 
so zealously for the Fatherland and to point out the 
danger of jumping at conclusions. I turned to him : 
" You say you saw me taking photographs ? " 
" Yes, with that camera on your back;" 
" You are quite sure ? " 
" Yes ! " 
I swung the case which had been so offensive to his 
eyes round to the front of me. 
" Now I'll ask you again. You are quite certain you 
saw me taking photographs ? " 
"' Ach! I distinctly saw you take the camera out 
of the case, take the pictures, and then put it back 
again ! " vas his rejoinder given with great emphasis. 
I did not attempt to argue any further. I clicked the 
catch of the case. The lid flew open. Both the 
oftïcer and che youth craned forward expectantly, to 
drawback, the oftïcer giving vent to a smothered ejacu- 
lation. 
The ca»sera case was [ull o[ cigarettes. 
Being a heavy smoker I had stocked myself with 
cigarettes with which I had filled the camera case. I 



28 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
turned them out into my hands leaving the case 
empty. 
The youth's face was a study. He was so completely 
trapped in his lying that he went all colours, while his 
jaw dropped. My fellow passengers who had been 
watching and listening in profound silence gave expres- 
sion to uproarious mirth at the complete manner in 
which the immature detective had been bowled out. 
But their mirth was misplaced. A German resents dis- 
comfiture. The officer, too, was not disposed fo throw 
over his subordinate, who undoubtedly had been acting 
in accordance with orders. Looking me steadily in the 
face the officer placed his hand on my shoulder and in 
cold tones said. 
" I [ormally charge you with being a sçy in thc Ibay o] 
the British Government .t " 



CHAPTER II 

COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 

To say that I was completely dumbfounded by this 
accusation is fo express my feelings very mildly. But, 
with an effort, I succeeded in keeping my sang-/roid, 
which I ara afraid only served fo convince the officer 
that he was correct in his charge. 
He assailed me with interrogations, demanded my 
passport, and after perusing it closely, enquired vhy I 
was travelling fo Russia at such a rime. " \Vhy ! " he 
pointed out, " you only left England on August Ist, 
when Russia and Germany were on the eve of war ! " 
I gave a detailed explanation of my mission, but I 
failed fo shake his suspicions. I had to surrender my 
ticket for inspection and this caused him fo frown more 
heavily than ever. 
" Where is your camera ? " 
I produced two which were in my pockets, keeping 
my tiny companion in ifs secret resting place. 
At the sight of the two cameras he gave a smile of 
complete self-satisfaction. He handed them to the 
guard together with my ticket. Turning on his heel 
he remarked • 
"You'll ask for these articles when you reach 
Wesel l" 
As he strode clown the corridor the serious character 
of my situation dawned upon me. My companions 
had already formed their opinions concernlng my 
immediate future. All thoughts of the war vanished 
before a discussion of my awkward predicament. I 
saw that the injunction fo make enquiry for my cameras 
and ticket at Wesel, which is an important military 



30 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
centre, was merely a ruse to prevent my escape. My 
arrest at Wesel was inevitable. 
I was carrying one or two other articles, such as a 
revolver, about me. I saw that although they were 
apparently harmless, and could be fully explained, they 
would incriminate me only still more. I promptly got 
rid of them. I had half-a-mind to discard my little 
camera also, but somehow or other I could not bring 
myself to part with this. I thought it might corne ia 
useful. Moreover there was very little likelihood of it 
being discovered unless I was stripped. So I left it 
whcre it was. Afterwards I was thankful I acted upon 
second thoughts on that occasion. 
The outlook was certainly discouraging and when the 
train stopped af Wesel--outside the station I after- 
wards discovered--I acted on the impulse for self- 
preservation, darted along the corridor, round a place 
of concealment and tucked myself in. Now I realise 
that this was the worst thing I could have done, but 
then my thoughts were centred upon effecting my 
escape, in the half-hope that the Germans, unable to 
find me, would assume that I had surreptitiously left 
thetrain. 
But I misjudged German thoroughness, especially 
when a suspected spy is the quarry. Fifteen, thirty, 
fifty minutes slipped by and still the train did not move. 
The other passengers were not being regarded kindly 
at my non-appearance. So, stealing out of my hiding 
place I sauntered as composedly as I could along the 
corridor to corne face to face with the officer, who with 
his guard was diligently searching every nook and 
cranny and cross-questioning the other passengers. 
Directly he caught sight of me he sprang forward, utter- 
ing a command. The next instant I was surrounded 
by soldiers. I was under arrest. 
The ofiïcer gave a signal from a window and the train 
pulled into the station. I was hustled unceremoniously 
on to the platform, where eight soldiers closed around 
me to form an escort and I was marched forward. As 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 31 
we crossed the platform the locomotive whistle shrieked, 
and about 9.30 p.m. the last train to leave Berlin on 
the outbreak of war bore my companions homewards. 
Personally I ,vas disposed to regard the whole 
episode as a joke, and an instance of Tcuton blind 
blundering. The gravity of the situation nevcr struck 
me for an instant. I argued with myself that I should 
speedily prove that I was the victim of circumstances 
and would be able to convince the military of my 
bona rides without any great effort. 
But as I reflected it dawned upon me that my arrest 
had been skilfully planned. The youth on the train, 
whom I never saw again, had played but a minor part 
in the drama of which I was the central figure. My 
departure must have been communicated from Berlin. 
Otherwise how should Wesel have learned that a spy 
had been arrested ? The station was besieged with a 
wildly shouting excited crowd who bawled : 
" English spy ! English spy ! Lynch him ! Lynch 
him ! " 
I was bundled into a military office which had 
evidently been hurriedly extemporised from a lumber 
room. The crowd outside increased in denseness and 
hostility. They were shouting and raving vith all 
the power of their lungs. These vocal measures prov- 
ing inadequate, stones and other missiles commenced 
to fly. They could not see through the windows of the 
room so an accurately thrown brick shivered the pane 
of glass. Through the open space I caught glimpses 
of the most ferocious and fiendish faces it has ever been 
my lot to witness. Men and women vied with one 
another in the bawling and ground their teeth when they 
caught sight of me. 
The excitement was intense and the chant" Bring him 
out l Give him to us! Let us lynch him! Down 
with the English spy ! " even began to grate upon me. 
At the time it appeared to me tobe somewhat extra- 
ordinary, seeng that we were not at war with Germany, 
but it conveyed a graphic illustration of the anti-British 



32 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
sentiment prevailing in the military centre. Indeed, 
the crowd became so menacing that my guard became 
apprehensive of my safety, and I ,vas hurriedly thrust 
into an inner room. My removal there was more abrupt 
than dignified. I was hustled to the door. Then a 
German soldier, by an adroit movement of Iris rifle which 
he held reversed, pricked my leg with the bayonet and 
at the same rime brought the butt against my head with 
a resounding, thwack ! Simultaneously he let drive with 
his heavily-booted foot in the small of my back. I dis- 
covered afterwards, from actual experience, that this 
is a very favourite movement of the rifle by the 
Germans, and is used on every possible occasion. 
The outcome of this action was to send me sprawling 
headlong into the room to pull up with a crash against 
the floor. The entrance was rendered additionally 
dangerous to myself because I stumbled over the legs 
of several sleeping soldiers. I felt inclined to remon- 
strate with the oflïcer-in-charge of the escort at the treat- 
ment I was receiving, but the uninviting armed sentry 
at the door frustrated my efforts very effectively. 
It was an improvised guard-room. The soldiers 
sprawled upon the straw littering the floor, striving to 
snatch a brief test belote going on duty, sleepily raised 
themselves to ascertain the cause of the disturbance. 
The sentry told them excitedly the charge upon which I 
had been arrested, at which the men turned to blink 
wonderingly upon the " Englandische Spion ! " I was 
hot sorry when they at last wearied of gazing upon me 
as if I were a freak side-show, and sank down to finish 
their two hours' test before going on guard once more. 
I had barely recovered my senses when the door again 
flew open and two further prisoners were injected into th 
room in a manner comparable with my own entrance. 
They were Hindoo students--young fellows returning 
to England after a continental holiday, who had been 
detained. Both were somewhat alarmed, but I speedily 
composed them. Later there was a repetition of the 
performance to adroit three more Indian students. We 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 33 
all agreed that the German methods of introduction were 
decidedly novel and forceful if informal and unpleasant. 
The latest arrivals, however, were detained for only a 
short while. They were rich in funds and were equally 
astute in their distribution of largesse fo advantage. 
Money talked in their instance fo distinct effect. The 
three of us who were left maintained a conversation 
in whispers and finally came fo the conclusion that the 
best thing we could do was fo seek sleep so as fo be fit 
for the enquiry which was certain to take place. 
I was dog-tired, but the authorities, as represcnted 
by the sentries, were not disposed fo let us enjoy what 
they were denied. The guard was constantly changing 
and the clattering and rasping of orders and commands 
repeatedly woke us up. Then again, at frequent inter- 
vals, the sentry would enter. Seeing me asleep he 
would either give me a prod with his bayonet or a smart 
rap with the butt-end of his rifle fo wake me up, the 
idea no doubt being to impress upon me the serious 
nature of my position and fo inflict upon me the utmost 
discomfort. 
Being prevented from sleeping and commencing fo feel 
the pangs of hunger, having eaten nothing since lunch 
upon the train, I asked for something to eat. The 
sentry was very sorry but related that food was quite 
out of the question because none of the officers in charge 
of me from whom he could obtain the necessary 
instructions were available. 

The absence of the ocers was explained a little 
later. They had been searching for an interpreter, 
so that I might be put through another inquisition. 
This interpreter was about the most incompetent of his 
class that one could wish to meet. His English was 

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34 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
execrable--far worse than Chinese pidginJand he had 
an unhappy and disconcerting manner of intermingling 
German and English words, while either through a 
physical defect or from some other cause, he could not 
pronounce his consonants correctly. 
I was taken through the usual rigmarole such as I 
had at first experienced at Goch. The evidence also, 
as usual, was committed to paper. It was a perfunc- 
tory enquiry, however, and was soon completed. 
Naturally upon its conclusion I considered that I would 
be free to resume my ]ourney. I.turned to my inter- 
pretcr. 
" Now this is all over I suppose I can go ? " 
'" Ach !nein zoo tant doh ! " 
His Englfsh was so vile that I thought he said and 
meant " ah ! at nine you can go ! " 
Seeing that it was about eleven o'clock at the rime, I 
thought I had better hurry in case there was another 
Flushing-bound train. So I scuttled towards the door 
only to receive another heavy clout from the sentry's 
rifle. What the interpreter really said was '" Ah ! No, 
you can't go ! " As I rubbed my bruised head I treated 
that interpreter to a candid opinion of his English speak- 
ing qualifications, but he did not understand half what 
I said. 
As I realised nothing further could be done that night 
I lay down to snatch another test. But after midnight 
my trials and troubles increased. Every few minutes 
the door would rattle and be clanked open to adroit an 
otficer who had brought a number of friends to see the 
latest sensation--the English spies. The friends, who 
were brother-otficers, regarded us àth a strange interest, 
while the otficer who had charge of me strutted to and 
fro like a peacock drawn to his full height, at the unique 
greatness thrust upon him, and dwelling at great length 
upon the enormity of out offence related a weird story 
about my capture. 
Upon such occasions I and my two Hindoo coin- 
panions were compelled to stand at attention. At 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 35 
first I regarded the incident with amusement, but after 
we had been through the circus-like performance about 
a dozen rimes, it became distinctly irksome, especially 
as I was dog-tired. If was with the greatest diflïculty 
I maintained my self-control. 
About four o'clock in the morning I heard voices 
in the adjoining room. Evidently someone in authority 
had arrived. I decided to seize the opportunity to 
ecure an interview with one who at least would be able 
4o give me some satisfaction. I moved smartly towards 
the door. The sentry lowered his rifle, but I evaded th 
bayonet, I saw a flash and then ail was darkness. 
Some time later I woke up. I was lying at full length 
upon the floor and my head was singing like a kettle, 
while it ached fearfully. I opened my eyes but for some 
minutes could descry nothing but stars. As I came 
round I made out the dim forms of the two Hindoo stu- 
dents bending over me. They were extremely agitated, 
but their peace of mind became restored somewhat when 
I at last sat up. Then they explained what had hap- 
pened. After I had dodged the bayonet the soldier had 
swung his rifle round bringing the butt end smartly 
down upon my head and had knocked me silly. From 
the pain I suffered and the size of the lump which I could 
feel I tacitly agreed that I had received a pretty smart 
rap. 
I felt round for the tin of cigarettes which I had 
extemporised to forma pillow belote the incident, but 
was suddenly reminded that smoking was very much 
verboten. Regarding the tin longingly I absent-mind- 
edly opened it. To my surprise I round that the fifty 
cigarettes which it had origlally contained had 
dwindled down to one! I looked at the sentry and 
smiled quietly to myself. Rising to my feet I held out 
the open tin to him. 
"' You've been helping yourself while I bave been 
asleep and I think you might as well take the last one," 
I muttered sarcastically. 
The phlegmatic sentry looked at me cunningly. His 



36 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
face lapsed into a broad grin. Growling " danker ! " 
(thank you ! ) he calmly took it and lighted up. From 
this incident I discovered that even a thick-skulled, dull- 
witted German infantryman has a bump of humour. 
The din which still reigned around the station told 
me that the crowd vas impatient to see me. In Iact 
Bedlam appeared to have been let loose. The nevs of 
my capture had spread through Wesel like wildfire, 
and public animosity and hostility towards me had risen 
to fever-heat. During the night the crowd had swollen 
considerably, and it clung tenaciously fo the station in 
the hope of having some glorious fun at my expense. 
At six o'clock an officer entered with one or 
two subordinates and a squad of soldiers. Certain 
formalities had to be gone through in which I played 
a prominent part. These completed the oflïcer stood 
before me with all the pomposity he could command 
and delivered a harangue af high speed in a worrying 
monotone. To me it was gibberish, but one of the 
men who could speak English informed me that the 
gist of his wail was the intimation that " if I moved a 
pace fo the right, or a pace to the left, or fell back 
a pace, or hurried a pace during the match to the Wesel 
Arresthaus--Wesel Prison--I would be shot down 
immediately." I mentally decided fo obey the in- 
junction fo the absolute letter, and must adroit that 
never before or since during my life bave I walked 
such a straight line. 
With four soldiers behind with lowered bayonets, 
four in front and two on either side we moved out of 
the station. The clock was chiming seven, but the 
droning of the clock was drowned by the howls of 
rage, snarlings, screeches, shrieks and groans of fury 
which went up from the mob the moment they caught 
sight of us. Despite my self-control I winced. 
Directly we gained the roadway an ugly rush 
was ruade. I thought I was doomed to be torn 
limb from limb, for I was overwhelmed by a sea of 
itching hands, shaking fists, and gnashing teeth. 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 37 
The escort wavered and was all but overwhelmed. 
Although it quivered ominously before the mob 
assault it stood its ground. Swinging their rifles over 
their heads the soldiers lashed out vith the butt-ends. 
A sharp order rang out. We turned about and hastily 
returned to the station. Here the oflïcer delnanded a 
double escort, which was granted, and we ruade 
another attempt to reach the Arresthaus. 
But the increased parade of military power only 
served to infuriate the crowd still more. "fhey surged, 
swayed, and pressed, and howled, groaned, and shrieked 
as if bereft. Baulked in thcir desire to snatch us from 
the soldiers they began to fling missiles of all descrip- 
tions. Fortunately they were too excited to throw 
with pronounced accuracy, although my two Hindoo 
companions and I were struck several rimes with 
vegetables. Then a bottle came singing through the 
air. I ducked, but it struck the soldier beside me full 
on the side of the face to shatter into a score of pieces. 
The blow was so terrific as to cause a gaping wound 
in the soldier's face, extending from his temple to his 
chin. The blood spurted out. The wounded man 
saluted, and requested the ofiïcer to permit him to 
drop out to bave his wound dressed. But the officer 
curtly refused, and so the unfortunate soldier was 
compelled to walk, or rather to stumble, beside me, 
the blood pouring from his lacerated face. 
As we turned into the square immediately facing 
the entrance to the prison I blanched. The mob 
which had gathered here was so dense, and was lashed 
to such a high pitch of vicious fury, that I felt con- 
vinced we should have to succumb to overwhelming 
numbers. The air was thick with missiles, and the 
soldiers suffered severely, although we three prisoners 
were hot ofterl struck. The soldiers tolerated the 
fusillade with the best grace they could command for 
some rime, but even their endurance had its limits, 
and at last they turned. But the crowd was by no 
means daunted. By hook or by crook they intended 



38 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
to prevent us reaching the prison, and, they having 
closed behind us, we were completely hemmed in. 
,« Our last chance! Give them to us! English 
spies t Seize them, comrades ! Lynch them ! Lynch 
them 1" were the coarse cries which rang out xàthout 
ceasing. 
It was a thrilling and critical moment. The mass 
of screaming men and women was now so dense that 
we could hOt more. The soldiers could no longer 
evcn swing their rifles. The outstretched hands of 
the mob were snapping and tearing within an inch or 
two of my coat. Had I swayed a trifle they must 
have grasped me. 
A shrill whistle rang out. The prison door was 
flung open and a number of soldiers came out at the 
double with arms lowered, while the oflîcers were 
waving their swords. The crowd around the entrance 
fcll back, and the next moment a passage was being 
cleaved through the mass of raving humanity. This 
sudden appearance of extra force created a diversion 
of which out escort took advantage. We slipped 
through the gap which had been cut in the crowd, and 
the next moment were in the prison. As the gare 
closed with a resounding bang I gave a sigh of relief. 
We were sale from mob violence whatever other rate 
might be in store for us. Personally, although I passed 
through many exciting experiences subsequently, and 
was often a victim of Prussian brutality, I regard 
that match from the station to the prison at Wesel as 
the most dangerous few minutes which I have ever 
encountered. 
We were promptly taken into an office and subjected 
to another inquisition. The questions were merely 
repetitions of those I had already answered half-a- 
dozen rimes previously. Then I was submitted to my 
second search. I was ordered to throw my hands 
above my head, a bayonet point being held at rny 
stomach to cnforce the command. Searchers went 
adroitly through my pockets, taking everything which 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 39 
they contained. These included a batch of letters 
which I had received just before starting from home, 
and which I had thrust into iny pockct fo rcad at 
leisure during the j ourney. 
These letters provoked a considerable amount of 
whispering, head-sha "king, wise smiles, and significant 
noddings. No one could read a word of English-- 
but that was immaterial. In the wisdom of their 
conceit these inquisitors considered the communica- 
tions to be fully incriminating, and the frequent 
recurrence of the word " Russia " in the letters con- 
vinced them that my guilt was now fully and truly 
established beyond a shadow of a doubt. The various 
articles were carefully wrapped up and tied with blue 
ribbon. Knowing the significance of red-tape at home, 
I concluded that this was the trussian analogue of 
out official preference. Afterwards, however, I was 
told that " blue " ribbon was employed for a specific 
purpose--the sealing of articles and goods belonging 
to one arrested on the charge of espionage. How far 
this is true I do hot know, but I did observe that in 
every instance blue ribbon was employed to secure the 
parcels belonging to spies. 
My two cameras were regarded with reverent awe. 
As they were being examined I urged them to be 
careful. I suggested that they should allow me to 
develop the films, but this proposal was regarded with 
consternation and emphatic negative head-shakings. 
The autholdties would see to that. 
Suddenly there was intense excitement. One of the 
searchers had drawn a watch-like contrivance from 
my waistcoat pocket. It was hot a watch, because it 
had no dial or works, but something which was quite 
foreign to them. First they dropped it as if fearing 
it might explode. Then finding that the fall brought 
about no ill-effects they approached it warily, picked 
if up gingerly, and held it to their ears. It did hOt 
tick. Then they shook it, banged it on the desk, 
studied it closely with a wise, old-owlish look, and at 



4 ° FOUR GERlXIAN PRISONS 
last, shaking their heads quizzically, consigned if to 
wrapping paper and sealed it with the blue ribbon. 
Despite my serious predicament I could not refrain 
ffoln indulging in an outburst of laughter which only 
served fo annoy them still further. The mystery 
was nota new type of infernal machine as they imagined 
but mercly a home-made actinometer! It was 
contrived from an old cheap watch-case, while the 
strange contents were merely strips of paper which had 
been soaked in a solution of potassium bichromate ! 
These preliminaries completed, my two companions 
and I were paraded before another pompous oflïcial 
'ho, likê the majority of his ilk, was smothered with 
decorations. Drawing himself fo his full height he 
fired a tirade at us for several minutes without taking 
the slightest pause for breath. What it was ail about 
I do not know. He spoke so rapidly, and so in the style 
of a gramophone, that I came to the conclusion he was 
in the habit of holding forth in this strain at intervals 
of every few minutes. But his manner was so 
mcnacing as to lead me to apprehend that no Ieelings 
of affection or hospitality were to be extended towards 
IlS. 
His speech completed, he shouted an order. Soldiers 
hurried in, and at the word of command they 
commenced to load their rifles. I was quite at a loss 
to understand this action, but my heart thumped and 
a queer, indescribable feeling came over me. I felt 
sick and faint, especially when I saw the men, upon 
completing loading, form up in two lines. Like a 
flash it davned upon me that according to German 
military forrn I had been round guilty of the charge 
levelled against me, and that the harangue of the 
pompous individual was no more or less than the 
promulgation of my death sentence! For what else 
could these men have loaded their rifles so ostentatiously ? 
And why were there so many soldiers ? Their numbers 
plainly indicated the firing party. 
My eyes grew dira with tears in spite of myself. 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 41 
Visions of my wife and family at home, waiting and 
momentarily expecting " Daddy," who had notified 
them of his return, flitted through my brain. A lump 
rose in my throat and for the first rime I was within an 
ace of breaking-down. But smothering my thoughts, 
I pulled myself together. Assuming a bravado I was 
far froln feeling, I demanded to see the Commandant. 
To my surprise the request was granted. This function- 
ary was seated at his desk in a corner of the room, and 
I was escorted fo him. Seeing me he curtly demanded 
what I wanted. 
" Can I oEite to my wife ? " 
The officer who accompanied me explained the 
situation, and although I did not understand what 
transpired I caught the words " Englische Spion!" 
The Commandant glared at me. 
" Where is she ? " he roared. 
" In England ! " 
" England ! " and the word, full of venom and hate, 
burst out like the cork from a pop-gun. " Nein! 
Certainly not! It is impossible ! Get out ! " 
Assisted by a vigorous prod I was brought alongside 
my two companions. 
The soldiers lined up to march. My head was 
swimming, but all thoughts of my own plight were 
dispelled by an incident which was as unexpected as 
it was sudden. At the command " March " one of 
the two Indian students, positive that he was now 
going to his doom, staggered. I caught him as he 
fell. He dropped limply to the ground, half-dead with 
fright, and with his face a sickly green. 
"Are we going tobe shot? Are we going tobe 
shot ? " he wailed agonisedly. 
He clutched the sleeve of a soldier, who, looking 
down and evidently understanding English, motioned 
negatively. Then he added as an afterthought, 
" Not now ! " 
\Vhile his negative head-shake revived my drooping 
spirits, his words afterwards sent them to zero once 



42 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
more. I hardly knew whether to feel relieved or 
otherwise. It would have been far better had the 
soldier curbed his tongue, because his final words kept 
us on the rack of suspense. 
We were hust]ed out of the room. As we passed 
out I glanced at the clock. It was just nine o'clock-- 
Tuesday morning, August 4. I shall never forget the 
day nor the hour. Like sheep we were driven and 
rushed downstairs, the guards assisting out faltering 
steps with sundry rifle prods and knocks. We tramped 
corridors, which seemed tobe interminable, and at 
last canle to a ponderous iron gare. Here we were 
halted, and the military guard handed us over to the 
gaolers. We passed through the gares, which closed 
with a soul-smashing, reverberating bang. 
Over the top of this gare I had noticed one of those 
mottoes to which the German is so partial. I do hot 
recall the actual words, but I was told that it was 
something to do with crime and punishment. It 
would have been far more appropriate had it been 
inscribed "Main entrance to Hell. No pass-out 
checks ! " According to many accounts which reached 
my ears during the succeeding few days, many entered 
those gates, but few passed out alive. I can sub- 
stantiate this from my own observations, which are 
duly narrated, while my experience was suflïcient to 
vouch for its similarity to Hades. 
This gate gave approach to a long corridor, flanked 
on either side by cells. This corridor is facetiously 
nick-named by the prisoners as " Avenue of the 
Damned," because it is in these cells that the tenants 
await their doom. I was separated from my two 
companions, who were already being treated more 
leniently than myself, the case against them being 
obviously very rhin, and was brought to a stop belote 
cell " No. II." 
The massive door swung open, and accompanied by 
four soldiers I entered. The door closed, there was a 
grating in the lock, and we were alone. Even now I 



COMMITTED TO WESEL PRISON 43 
could hot keep back a smile. Although I had been 
thrust into the cell, together with four armed soldiers, 
and the door had been bolted and barred, I turned at 
the ound of a slight click. The head gaoler, who had 
ushered us in and had locked the door upon us, 
according fo the regulations of the prison, had 
opened the peep-hole to satisfy himself that I was 
safely inside t 



CHAPTER III 

IIOW GERMANY DRIVES HER PRISONERS MAD 

TtlE soldiers had accompanied me into the cell fo 
complete the preliminaries which comprised the final 
search. This involved my transition to a state of 
nature. My frock coat was removed and all pockets 
furthcr examined. The seams and lining were closely 
investigated while even the buttons were probed to 
make ccrtain they concealed nothing of a dangerous 
nature. In a few minutes they discovered my silent 
companion, the tiny camera, which I had deftly 
removed from its secret hiding-place to a rail pocket 
in my coat, as I did not wish to have it round in its 
hiding-place, which would bave been far more incrimin- 
ating. I had done this while coming down the steps 
fo the cells. Also I had extracted the exposed film 
and had placed this in a spot where it was absolutely 
sale from discovcry. 
When the soldiers alighted upon the instrument 
they were sorely puzzled. All my pockets had been 
turned inside out in the room upstairs and now this 
camera had been brought to light. They shook their 
heads completely baffled, and looked at me meaningly. 
But my face was inscrutable. 
Every garment was subjected fo a rigorous search. 
Yet beyond the camera they round nothing. Certainly 
no papers were brought to light. There was no mis- 
taking their bitter disappointment ; this was plainly 
written upon their faces. My watch was prized open, 
and the works were turned out, while a photograph 
of my wife and children was torn from the back case 
fo make certain there was nothing concealed belliad 

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GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 45 

it. My shirt was turned over and over and held up 
to the light to be examined inch by inch for any traces 
of secret writing. But all to no purpose. From their 
mortification and behaviour I surmised that they had 
been promised a monetary reward if they succeeded 
in finding anything in writing. And now they were 
destined to go empty-handed. Thereupon, afler laying 
their heads together for a few seconds, they drew 
pencil and paper from their pockets and commenced 
writing. 
I was suspicious of this action. To me it was 
palpable that, animated by the lure of money an,1 ioiled 
in their efforts, they vere prepared to go e length 
of concocting evidence against me. At ledit I thought 
so, and summarily frustrated their action. I went 
to them and by the aid of signs dcmonstrated that I 
wanted the paper torn up, or I would ring the emer- 
gency bell and summon the head gaoler to explain 
matters. They apparently did not relish my threat, 
because they instantly tore the paper to shreds. 
By the rime their search vas completed I was stripped 
to the skin. But I was not permitted to re-dress. 
Evidently they concluded that I might have pockets 
in my epidermis because they went over me, inch by 
inch, resorting to actions which were wholly unnecessary 
and which were revolting, degrading, and demoralising 
to the last degree--such actions as one would hardly 
expect even from the lowest animals. During the 
process they j oked and gibed freely at my expense. 
Although it was with the utmost difficulty I controlled 
my feelings, my blood soon began to boil, rapidly 
rising to fever heat, when they descended to familiari- 
ries and personalities which flesh and blood could not 
stand. I suffered their indignities as long as I could. 
Then unable to contain my rage any longer I threw 
myself at the leader of the party, pitching into him 
vith all the strength I could command. I pommelled 
him unmercifully with my fists and he began to howl 
somewhat vociferously. His comrades were too sur- 



4 6 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
prised af my unexpected rebellion fo extend assistance, 
until af last thcir dull wits took in the situation. 
I caught a glimpse of ont of the soldiers grasping his 
rifle. I sav it flash in the air--I remembered no more. 
When I awoke I was lying stark naked upon the 
floor of my cell. My head was racking and throbbing 
like a hammer. Raising my hand to my forehead I 
sharply withdrew it. It was quite wet, and as I looked 
more closely, I saxv that it was blood. I felt again 
and found my face clotted and my hair reeking wet 
from a ragged wound on the head. Evidently the 
soldier whose rifle I had seen swinging through the 
air, had brought it down heavily upon my skull, 
felling me like an ox. How long I had lain unconscious 
I never knev, but it must bave been for some rime, 
iudging from the quantity of blood I had lost, which 
was partially congealed on my face, neck and shoulders. 
I shivered with the cold and collecting my senses 
I commenced fo dress my wound. For bandages I 
had to tear my shirt to ribbons. I swabbed the ragged 
vound as well as I could, and then bound it up. Weary 
and faint from loss of blood I dressed myself with 
extreme difficulty and then proceeded to examine my 
present abode. 
We are familiar with the cramped quarters at the 
Tower of London into which our medieval sovereigns 
were wont to thrust our ancestors who fell foul of 
authority. Wesel Prison is the German counterpart 
of our famous quondam fortress-prison. The cells 
are little, if any, larger than those in the Tower, and 
are used to this day. Iy residence measured about 
nine feet in length by about four and a half feet in 
width, and was approximately ten feet in height-- 
about the size of the entrance hall in an average small 
suburban residence. High up in the wall was a -indow 
some two feet square. But it admitted little or no 
daylight. It was heavily barred, while outside 
was a sloping hood which descended fo a point well 
below the sill, so that ail tàe light which penetrated 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 47 
into the cell was reflected from bclow against the black 
interior of the hood. In addition there was a glazed 
window, filthy dirty, while even the slight volume of 
light which it permitted to pass was obstructed 
further by small-mesh wire nctting. Consequently 
the interior was wrapped in a dismal gloom throughout 
the greater part of the day, through which one could 
scarcely discern the floor when standing upright. 
After daylight vaned the cell was enveloped in Cim- 
lnerian blackness until daybrcak, no lights bcing 
permitted. 
The bed comprised three rough wooden planks, void 
of all covering and mattrcss, and raised a fcw inchcs 
above the floor. The other appointmcnts were cx- 
ceedingly meagre, consisting of a small jug and basin 
as well as a small sanitary pan. High on the wall was 
a broken shclf. That was all. The wall itself was 
about two feet in thickness and wrought of masonry. 
The -alls themselves were covered with inscriptions 
written and scratched by those who had been doomed 
to this depressing domicile. Some of the drawings 
were beautifully executed, but the majority of the 
inscriptions testified, far more eloquently than words 
can describe, to the utter depravity of many of those 
who had preceded me, and who had passed their last 
span of lire on this earth within these confines. 
A few minutes sufficed to take in these general 
features. Then my attention was riveted upon the 
floor, and this told a silent, poignant story which it 
would be difficult to parallel. The promenade was 
less than nine feet--in fact, it was only two tull paces 
mand barely twelve inches in width. Consequently 
the occupant, as he paced to and fro, trod always upon 
the saine spots. And the patterings of the feet in 
that short walk had worn the board into hollows at 
the treads. I felt those hollows vith my hands, traced 
their formation, and despite my unhappy plight 
could not refrain from inusing upon the stories which 
those hollows could relatestories of abandoned hope, 



48 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
frenzy, madness, resignation, suppressed fury, and 
pathetic awaiting of the doom which could not be 
averted. 
Those hollows exercised an irresistible fascination 
for me, and when I started to walk they drew my feet 
as certainly as the magnet attracts the iron filings. 
I would strive fo avoid the hollows and for a few seconds 
would succeed, but within a short rime my feet fell 
into them. Later I learned from one of my wardens 
that the pacings of the criminals condemned to this 
and the other cells is so persistent and ceaseless as 
fo demand the renewal of the boards at frequent 
intervals. 
In the United States the third degree has attained a 
rcvolting iii-faine. But the American third degree 
must be paradise in comparison with what can only be 
described as ifs equivalent in Germany. The Teuton 
method is far more effective and brutal. The man is 
not badgered, coaxed, and threatened in the hope of 
extorting a signed confession, but he is condemned 
fo lo,leliness, silence and solitude amid a gloom which 
can be felt, and which within a short rime eats into 
your very soul. Add to this complete deprivation of 
exercise and insufficient un-nourishing, food, and one can 
gather some faint idea of the effect which is -rought 
upon the human body. The German idea is to wear 
down a man physically as well as mentally, until af 
last he is brought fo the verge of insanity and collapse. 
By breaMng the bodily strength and undermining the 
mind he is reduced to such a deplorable condition as 
to tender him as pliable as putty in the hands of his 
accusers. He is rendered absolutely incapable of 
defending himself. He fails to realise what is said 
against him or the significance of his own words. 
His brain is the first to succumb fo the strain, utter 
loneliness speedily conducing fo this result, aggravated 
by a sensation which is produced by walking the cell, 
and which I U describe later. Consequently he 
invariably achieves with his om mouth what his 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 49 
persecutors desire--his own condemnation. To make 
their devilry complete German justice rcsorts to a 
final phase which seals the fate of the poor wretch 
irrevocably, as I will narrate. 
I had been deprived of every belonging. I was denied 
paper, pencil and reading material. Solitary confine- 
ment in Germany is carried out in strict accordance 
with the interpretation of the term. One is left alone 
with one's thoughts. At intervals of ten minutes the 
gaoler opens the peep-hole and peers within. Conse- 
quently you are under constant surveillance, and this 
contributes towards the unhinging of the mind, Night 
and day, without a break, the peep-hole opens with 
mechanical regularity. Not only is all mental exercise 
denied but physical exercise as well. All that one can 
do towards stretching one's limbs is to pace the tiny 
cell. The method is typically Prussian, and is com- 
plete in its Prussian thoroughness and devilishness. 
I sat down upon my bed with my bleeding, aching 
head in my hands, an object of abject misery. Not 
a sound beyond the clanging of doors was to be heard, 
punctuated at frequent intervals by the dull thud 
of blows, as some hapless oEetch was being clubbed, 
the shrieks and howls of prisoners, and the groans of 
those on the verge of insanity. It was just as if all 
the demons of the Nether Regions were at work 
worrying and harrying their victims. While rocking 
myself to and fro I heard the turning of the key. Thê 
gaoler entered with a bowl containing some evil-looking 
and worse smelling soup. I ventured to speak, but 
he merely glowered threateningly and departed without 
uttering a sound. The dinner was revolting, but 
recognising that I was considered to be a criminal, 
and as such was condemned to prison rare I ventured 
to taste the nauseous skilly. I took one mouthful 
My nose rebelled at the smell and my stomach rose 
into my throat at the taste. One sip was more than 
adequate, so I pushed the basin to one side. I threw 
myself uport the plank bed. Ten minutes later the 
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50 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
peep-hole opened. I took no notice but started when 
a gruff voice roared " Get up ! " 
I ignored the command. The door opened and the 
guard came in. He gave me a savage prod with his 
rifle. I sat up. 
" Get up ! Pace ! " he roared. 
I relapsed on te my bed without a murmur only te 
receive a resounding clout which set my head throbbing 
once more with accentuated intensity. 
" Get np! Pace ! " came the roar again. 
The guard pointed te the floor. 
I saw what was expected of me. I was te walk te 
and fro up and down the cell. I was net te be allowed 
te sit down. \Vearily I got up and started te" pace ! " 
One--twolsteps forward : one--two--steps back ! 
Only that and no more. The guard watched me for 
a few seconds and then went out. 
I continued te de his bidding for a short while, but 
walking two paces, then swinging round on the heels, 
taking two more strides, turning round again, te make 
another two steps, soon brought on violent giddiness. 
But that doesn't marrer te the German. \Vithin a few 
nlinutes I felt as if I had been spun round like a top 
and stumbled rather than paced. But te stumble 
was te court disaster because my ankles came into 
violent contact with the plank bed. Again I had te 
keep my thoughts centred upon the pacing. Te allow 
them te stray was te essay a third step inadvertently 
which brought my face into violent collision with the 
wall. More than once I ruade my nose bleed copiously 
frein this cause. 
Within a few minutes my brain was whirling madly, 
my head throbbed frein my wound, while my face 
was bruised frein colliding with the wall. I was se 
giddy that I could net stand erect, while my eyes burned 
and ached as if they had been seared vith a red-hot 
iron. I fell upon the plank bed, but open flew the 
peep-hole and again rang out the ominous growl, 
" Pace !" 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 51 
And this is vhat I was condemned to do hour after 
hour through the livelong day. The only respire 
cornes when meals are brought in and during the night, 
when the prisoner is left alone. But throughout the 
day, from 6.30 in the morning to about 7 at night 
one must pursue the eternal round--two paces for- 
ward, right about, two paces back, right about, and 
so on. The punishment cannot be escaped ; it is not 
suspended for illness until collapse cornes fo the relief 
of the hapless wretch. It is a refinement of cruelty 
which probably is not fo be found in any other country. 
Little wonder that the continued dizziness and lack 
of ability fo stretch the limbs bring about a complete 
nervous prostration and reduce the strongest man to 
a physical wreck within a very short rime. And 
if the hapless prisoner declines fo answer the 
stern command " Pace!" then bayonet prodding, 
clubbing and head-cuffing are brought into action as 
a stimulant. 
Ages seemed fo bave passed belote the door opened 
again, although as a marrer of fact, there is only about 
4½ hours between the mid-day and the afternoon meals. 
I lost all account of rime, even during the first day of 
my incarceration. An hour's pacing seemed like weeks. 
This rime the gaoler brought me another basin con- 
taining a greenish liquid, very much like the water in 
which cabbages are cooked, accompanied by a hunk 
of black bread. 
The method of serving the meals is distinctly German. 
The gaoler opens the door. He places the food on the 
ground at the entrance and pushes it along the floor 
into the cell as if the inmate were a leper. I tasted 
this repast, but if was even more noisome than the 
dinner, so I placed it beside the bowl which I had first 
received, and which with ifs spoon was left vith me. 
Even if one could bave swallowed it I should not bave 
received a very sustaining meal, seeing that it had to 
suflîce until 5.30 the next morning--I3 hours without 
food. Moreover the food is served out sparingly. It is 



52 FOUR GERIIAN PRISONS 
hot designed fo nourish the frame, but is just sufficient 
to keep it going though with depreciating strength. 
Daylight waned to give way to the blackness of night 
and in my cell I could hot see my hand before my 
face. Yet darkness was not an unmitigated evil. It 
did bring relief from the enforced pacing for which 
I was dcvoutly thankful. Although torn Sth hunger I 
was so exhausted as to jump at the opportunity to lie 
clown, t3ut the planks were hard, and being somewhat 
slcnder in build my thighs speedily became sore. lly 
brain from the fiendish exercise refused to stop spinning. 
I was like a drunken man and to lie dom was to provoke 
a fceling of nausca which was worse than pacing. 
Then as the night wore on I began to shiver with the 
cold because I was denied any covering. How I passed 
the first night I cannot recall, but I ara certain that a 
grcatcr part of the rime passed in delirium, and I almost 
cried  ith delight when I saxv the first rays of the break- 
ing day filter through the window. They at least 
did modify the terrible darkness. 
At 5.30 in the morning along came the gaoler. The 
cell was opened and a broom was thrust into my banals. 
To me that domestic utensil was as a new toy to a child. 
I grasped it ith delight : it at least would give me some 
occupation. I set to sweeping the cell furiously. I 
could bave enjoyed the company of that broom for hours, 
but a prisoner is only allowed two minutes to sweep his 
cell. Then the broom was snatched out of my hands 
and to the droning of " Pace ! " which rang out con- 
tinually like the tolling of a funeral bell, I knew the 
next day had begun. 
I fell back on to my bed almost broken at heart at 
being deprived of the humble broom, t3ut by now the 
significance of German solitary confinement had been 
brought home to me fully. I would hot be broken. 
I would ward off the terrible results at all hazards. 
So when the gaoler came with my breakfast he round 
me in high spirits--assumed for the occasion I may say. 
When he pushed in the basin of skilly I picked it up 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 53 
and set if beside the others. Pointing fo the row of 
untouched food I turned fo him cynically and remarked, 
" Don't you think you're making too much fuss of 
rrle ? " 
" Ach !" he growled in reply. 
" If you persist in going on like this I shall think I 
ara in a nursing home!" 
"Ach ! " he retorted sharply, " If you think you are 
in a nursing home you'll soon change your mind," 
saying which he slammed the door with extra vigour. 
The only interlude fo the daily round is shortly 
after sweeping cells. The doors are thrown open and 
each prisoner, armed with his water jug and sauitary 
pan, forms up in line in the corridor. ïhey are spaced 
two paces apart and this distance must be rigorously 
maintained. If you vary it a fraction a smart rap 
over the head with the rifle brings you back again 
to the correct position. The German warders never 
attempt to correct by words. The rifle is a handy 
weapon and a slnart knock therewith is always forceful. 
Consequently, if you are dull of comprehension, your 
body speedily assumes a zebra appearance with its 
patches of black and blue. 
We were marched off to a huge yard flanked by a 
towering wall studded with hundreds of heavily barred 
windows--cells. Only those resident in the " Avenue 
of the Damned " experience this limited latitude, the 
ordinary prisoners being extended the privilege of 
ordinary exercise. Not a word must be spoken; to 
do so is to invite a crash over the head, insensibility 
being an effective protection against communication 
between prisoners. 
Reaching the yard we were lined up, still two paces 
apart and under the hawk-eyes of the guard. Then the 
first man from one end advanced to the pump, alongside 
which stood two soldiers with fixed bayonets with which 
the man was prodded if he evinced signs of lingering 
or dwelling unduly over his work. The duty involved 
cleaning out the sanitary pan, in which by the way 



54 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
dependence had fo be placed upon the hands alone, 
no mop or cloth being allowed. Then the jug had to be 
refilled from the pump, which was a crazy old appliance 
worked by hand. I may say that so far as we prisoners 
residing in the ill-famed avenue were concerned we 
had to depend upon water entirely for washing purposes 
msoap was an unheard-of luxurywwhile a towel was 
unknown. Under these circumstances it was impos- 
sible to keep clean. Shaving was another pleasure 
which we were denied, and I may say that the prisoners 
residing in the salubrious neighbourhood of the con- 
demned cells had the most unkempt and ragged appear- 
ance it is possible to conceive. When the man had 
finished his task he marched to the opposite end of the 
line, his place being immediately taken by the next 
man, and so on until the work was completed, which 
usually involved about ten minutes. 
Although intercourse was rendered impossible by 
the vigilance and number of the guards yet I was able 
to take stock of my neighbours. We were a small 
but cosmopolitan family, the French predominating. 
For some inscrutable reason the Germans appear fo bave 
been unusually successful in their haul of French spies, 
although doubtless the great majority were as innocent 
of the charge of espionage as I was. Yet we were a 
motley throng and I do hot think any self-respecting 
tramps would bave chummed up with us. Many of 
my fellow prisoners bore unmistakable evidences of 
premature old age--the fruits of solitary confinement, 
lack of exercise, and insufficient food. Others seemed 
half-witted and dazed as a restflt of the brutal treat- 
ment which they had received. Some were so weak 
that they could scarcely manipulate the crazy pump. 
Nany were garbed only in trousers, being void of boots, 
socks, shirts and vest. Unkempt beards concealed 
rhin, worn and haggard faces studded with red bloodshot 
eyes. 
While I was waiting in the line my attention was 
arrested by one man, who formed a member of out 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 55 
party. He was a German, but he did not appear as 
if he had been guilty of any heinous crimenat lcast 
not one of sufficient calibre to bring him into our Avenue. 
He was well built, of attractive personality, and was 
well dressed in a blue suit complete with clean collar, 
tie and other details. 
Whowashe? Whatwashedoingwith us? Was 
he a spy ? My curiosity was thoroughly aroused. 
I became interested in him, and strange to say the 
sentiment was mutual because he could not take his 
eyes from me. I keenly wanted to speak to him but 
this was frankly out of the question. Yet we seemed 
to be drawing together. 
I did not attempt to speak but contrived by sundry 
movements and shuffling on one pretext or another 
to get closer to him. Then I resorted to subterfuge. 
Standing with my hands in front of me I began to 
twiddle my fingers rapidly. The action appeared to 
be natural and did not arouse the slightest suspicion. 
Within the limitations available I was forming some 
of the letters of the deaf and dumb alphabet with which 
I ara fully acquainted and dexterous. Did he under- 
stand the language ? I watched him closely. Presently 
I saw his fingers begin to move with apparent equal 
aimlessness. I watched intently. He was answering 
me and to my joy I discovered that he understood 
English. 
Out fingers were now working bris "kly and we carried 
on a brief monosyllabic conversation while the other 
prisoners were completing their work. From him I 
learned that I was certainly in great danger. But he 
urged me to cheer up. Then he asked me the number 
of my cell, which I gave. He replied that he was 
directly opposite me, and he told me to look out for him 
whenever I got a chance, which, needless to say, under 
the stringency of my lire, was hot likely to be often. 
He had such a frank open face that I felt as if I could 
trust him, although I had corne to regard every German, 
no matter how apparently innocent his conversation 



56 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
might be, with the gravest suspicion. But a quaint, 
quiet, suppressed smile which he gave restored my 
confidence completely. 
The hours dragged along as during the previous day. 
It was wearying and exhausting. I refused all my 
food and was making an imposing collection of bowls 
of foodstuff. None was taken away. The gaoler 
merely observed that I had not touched anything, 
but he ruade no connnent. When night fell I essayed 
to lie down, but this was impossible. The sores on 
my projecting thigh bones had broken into large wounds 
which were now bleeding and suppurating and were 
so painful as to rendcr lying down impossible. As a 
mattcr of fact more than two months passed before 
those wounds hcaled and the scars are still visible. 
I was lying as best 1 could upon my bed vainly 
striving to woo slecp. It was about midnight. The 
kcy grated in the lock and a young ofiïcer entered. 
He was gruf of manner, but according fo the German 
standard was not unkind. I round that his manner 
was merely a mask fo dissipate any suspicion among 
others who might be prowling round, such is he 
distrust of one German of another. Airer he had shut 
the door his manner changed completely and he was 
disposed fo be affable. But I resented his intrusion. 
Had he corne to fathom me ? Was he an emissary 
seeking to induce me to commit myself inadvertently ? 
Frankly I thought so. He spoke soflly and his voice 
was intenfionally kind, while he spoke English 
perfectly. 
" I would like fo help you," he began. 
" Vould 3"ou ? " I retorted cynically. 
" Yes, I am very fond of the English. I bave lived 
in London several years and have many friends over 
there." 
" Well, it's a thousand pities we don't serve some 
of your blighted countr3anen the saine as they are 
serving me," I shot back. 
" Yes, I know. I ara very sorry for you. But it is 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 57 
out way. Now I, myself, don't think you are a spy. 
I think your story is honest and straightforward." 
" Then why in the name of Heaven don't they treat 
me so until they have tried me ? " 
"Ah ! That is the English way. Here, in Germany, 
a man is guilty until he is round innocent ! " 
" Oh ! So that's your much-vaunted German ' Kul- 
tut,' is it ? " I laughed sarcastically. 
Seeing that I was a bit over-wrought he sought 
to pacify me. 
" Would you like a cigarette ? " 
At the thought of a smoke I nearly jumped for joy. 
There was nothing for which I had been yearning so 
much as the solace of a cigarette. I took one from his 
proffered case. 
" H'sh ! I cannot stay any longer now. The guard 
might get suspicious. But I will do all I can for you. 
I will corne to see you every night at this time. I will 
make you as comfortable as I can as a return for the 
many courtesies and kindnesses I received while 
in London. Now light up and jump up to the ventila- 
tor to puff the smoke out. If they smell tobacco in 
the cell you will get into serious trouble." 
He bade me good-night and the next instant I was 
at the window to enjoy the only peaceful few minutes of 
pleasure which had corne my way since my arrest. 
My smoke completed I settled dovn to sleep with addi- 
tional comfort. 
At 2.30 in the morning I was once more awakened. 
The door flew open and in rushed my friend the young 
officer. He was terribly agitated. He grasped both 
my hands and I felt that he was trembling like a leaf. 
His voice was so broken that he could scarcely speak. 
" Good God! Do you know what bas happened ? 
Great Britain has de,clared war on Germany!" Like 
a child he burst out crying. As for myself I knew hardly 
what to think. I had been hoping against hope that 
the circumstance of out still keeping friendly relations 
would facilitate my speedy release. This hope was 



58 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
fairly blasted now, and I was certain to meet xvith far 
shorter shrift and harsher treatment than had already 
bcen mcted out fo me. I may say that this was the 
first intelligence I had received about the outbreak 
of war with Great Britain. 
Stifling his emotion the officer went on. 
" I ara very sorry if has happened. I shall not be 
able to see you again ! " 
" Why ? " 
" I have fo leave for the front. I have ten minutes 
fo say farewell fo my poor old mother." Here he 
broke down once more. " My poor rnother," he 
wailed. " If will kill her. She does not know a soul 
in Wesel. We are utter strangers. I was summoned 
back from London only a week or two ago." He gave 
vent fo anothcr outburst of sobbing. 
" Checr up ! " I said soothingly, " you'll see her when 
you corne back ! " 
" Corne back ? " he echoed bitterly. " No ! I 
shall nevcr corne back. I shall never see her again ! 
Good-bye ! Remember that I always thought kindly 
of the English. But I won't forger you before I go ! " 
His Iatalistic resignation somewhat moved me. 
He was inwardly convinced that he was going fo his 
death. But I appreciatcd his sparing a little of his 
bare ten minutes fo give me a parting visit. I also 
thank him for remembering me as he had promise& 
Shortly after he had gone the gaoler came fo my cell 
with a sack of fresh straw to serve as a mattress. The 
young oflîcer had paid him fo extend me this slight 
privilege. To me if was like a Heaven-sent blessing, 
because if enabled me fo seek a little repose without 
subjecting my bleeding hips to further damage. 
During the following day, Wednesday, I was enabled 
to snatch a peep of the corridor without, oxving fo the 
gaoler paying me a visit in response to my summons. 
To my utter astonishment, looking across the corridor, 
I saw the mysterious prisoner with whorn I had been 
talking by aid of the mute alphabet, lounging af the 



GERMANY DRIVES PRISONERS MAD 59 

door of his open cell smoking a cigar. This discovery 
startled me, and I decided tobe more than ever on my 
guard. To my mind, which was becoming distracted, 
everyone appeared to be spying upon my actions. 
The mysterious prisoner looked across the corridor and 
saw me. Instantly his fingers commenced to more 
rapidly. I was talking to the gaoler, but was looking 
beyond him at the prisoner opposite, greedily taking 
in the signs. I almost jumped as I read off the lcttcrs. 
" Be alert ! Something is going to happcn !" 



CHAPTER IV 

MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 

IT was Wednesday evening. I should iudge the hour 
was about eight, although fo me it appeared fo be 
nearer midnight. I was lying upon my planks thinking 
and wondering what the end of if wotfld be. My head 
was whirling with giddiness from the eternal pacing, 
and from the wound which I had received, while I was 
faint from hunger, having eaten nothing since the 
lunch on the train on Monday, save for the two srnall 
rolls upon Wescl station. I had not refused the prison 
fare frorn feelings of obstinacy, but simply because my 
stomach revolted at it. The untouched basins were 
still standing beside me in a row, the one which had 
been served first now commencing fo emit distinct 
signs o its staleness. 
The door opened, but I ignored it. In fact I was 
in a senfi-comatose condition. 
" Rouse ! Get up ! " growled the head gaoler. 
I struggled fo a sitting posture and looked up. 
Standing beside me was a military officer. I could 
hot repress a start. But the absence of arrogance 
somewhat reassured me, and I struggled to my feet. 
" Herr Mahoney," he commenced, "a serious view 
has been taken of your case. However, as you have 
money the authorities are prepared fo give you every 
chance fo prove your innocence. You can have 
counsel if you choose. I can arrange it af once!" 
I reflected Ior a moment. The crisis had been 
reached at last, and the moment for which I had been 
longing for bracing myselI up fo meet the supreme 
ordeal had arrived. I decided to maintain a stiff upper 
6o 



MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 61 

lip. Yet, in all fairness I must admit that the 
authorities were treating me justly. Here was I, an 
absolute stranger in their country, ignorant of the 
language beyond a fev colloquialisms, and in the most 
dangerous situation in which a man could possibly 
find himself. 
Yet I did not regard the offer favourably. I feared 
that if was a move to trap me decisively. I should 
be at the mercy of counsel. This was the thought which 
harassed me. However, subsequently, I discovered 
that throughout that Wednesday the trials of other 
spies had been held, and that in no other instance, so 
far as I could ascertain, had the privilege of represen- 
tation by counsel been extended. But I swiItly ruade 
up my mind as to my course of action. 
" Thank you for the offer," I retorted at last, " but 
I prefer to undertake my own defence. Besides I am 
absolutely innocent and it will hot be a diflïcult matter 
for me to convince the Court." 
" As you will," and the oflïcer shrugged his shoulders. 
He went fo the door, and at his command four 
soldiers came up with loaded rifles. They closed 
around me, their bayonets levelled, to run me through 
should I make an attempt to escape. We marched 
out of the cell. Up, up, up, we went, the steps appear- 
ing to be interminable. I walked as if in a dream, 
and being faint and weary I moved somewhat slowly. 
But, strange to say, my escort did not hurry me. I 
was certainly shov«n every consideration upon this 
occasion. During the procession I was thinking hard 
and swiftly, and with a superhuman effort pulled 
myself together for the coming fight for life. 
We entered a spacious, well-lighted room. At the 
opposite end was a long table set transversely, around 
three sides of which were seated a number of military 
dignitaries. That they were of considerable eminence 
was evident from their prodigal array of decorations. 
They glanced at me as I entered, but instantly resumed 
their low conversation and perusal of documents and 



62 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
other material connected with my case. It did not 
require a second thought to realise the importance of 
this court-martial, but I fclt somewhat perturbed ai 
one circumstance. 
My trial was fo be hdd in secret. 
I was ruade to take up a position some distance 
from the table and immediatcly opposite the central 
figure who was acting as chairman and inquisitor- 
in-chier. The soldiers formed a semi-circle around 
me, the only open space being immediately before 
me. 
Af this date I often reflect upon the strange and 
sorry sight I must have presented. I was dressed in a 
frock coat which was sadly soiled, a white waistcoat 
extremcly dirty and blood-stained, and trousers sadly 
frayed at the bottom whcre the searchers had ripped 
off the turn-ups. I was with6ut a shirt, having torn 
this up to bandage my head, which even now was 
svathed in a dirty, blood-stained dressing, while the 
buttons had become detached from my under-vest 
so that the soiled ends flapped over my waistcoat. 
My face was none too clean, being besmirched with 
smudges, since I had been denied the luxuries of soap 
and towel, and it was covered with a stubbly growth. 
Altogether I must have been the most sorry-looking, 
if hot revolting specimen of a spy ever arraigned before 
that immaculate Tribunal. 
It is useless to relate the trial in extenso because there 
were so many details which were completely void of 
interest except fo lne and my judges. Although every 
word, passage, and scene is burned into my brain I 
have only committed the most important episodes to 
paper. The proceedings opened th the chairlnan 
holding torth in monotone German. Seeing that I 
took no notice of his tirade he paused. We were soon 
to corne to grips. He fired at me in English - 
" You understand German ? " 
"No! " 
" Well, we think you do[ '" 



NY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 63 
" You are at liberty to think what you like, but the 
fact remains that I don't!" 
Seeing that I was not fo be over-awed by his arrogance 
or tobe brow-beaten he modified his attitude. This 
spirited bout sobered the tribunal, and the trial pro- 
ceeded more smoothly, except for a few outbursts 
now and again which were sharp and pointed while 
they lasted. 
" XVell, we will provide you with an interpreter," 
he continued in a more placid tone, " but we still 
hold the opinion that you can speak and understand 
German ! " 
There was delay for a few minutes. Then the door 
opened and a second later mv interpreter stood beside 
me. How it was I did not iump into the air I do not 
know, because the man summoned to assist me was 
none other than the mysterious prisoner with wholn 
I had been talking in the mute alphabet. 
This dénouement almost unnerved me. I was now 
more positive than evcr that he had been deputed fo 
spy upon me in prison. I looked at him askance, 
but received not the slightest sign of recognition. I 
had refused to entrust my cause to counsel and now I 
was placed in the hands of an interpreter who, if he 
so desired, could wreak much more damage by twisting 
the translations from English to suit his own ends. 
As events proved, however, I could not bave been 
in better hands. He was highly intelligent, and he 
iuterpreted my statements with a fluency and accuracy 
which were astonishing. Only now and again did he 
stumble and hesitate. This was when he was presented 
with an unfamiliar expression or idiomatic sentence. 
As the trial proceeded I gained an interesting side- 
light upon German methods and the mutual distrust 
which exists. Ostensibly, and so I was led to believe, 
none of the Tribunal spoke English with any fluency, 
but when, on one occasion, my interpreter was floored 
by a particularly difficult colloquialism which I uttered, 
the Clerk of the Court came to his aid, and in a moment 



6 4 FOUR GERIAN PRISONS 
turned the sentence properly to convey my exact 
meauing. This revclation placed me on my guard 
more than ever, because it was brought home to me 
very convincingly that if my interpreter tended to 
lean unduly towards me, he himself would be in serious 
jeopardy. Later, during the trial, I discovered that 
the Clerk spoke and understood English as well as I 
did. It was a telling illustration of the German 
practice of spying upon one another. 
The first part of the trial was taken up with a repeti- 
tion of the numerous questions I had already answered 
timcs out of number, accompanied by a more searching 
cross-exanfination. As the trial proceeded I saw that 
the authorities had collected every vestige of evidênce 
from every official who had questioned me and with 
whom I had held any conversation. 
There was one exciting moment. An officer, 
evidently of high rank, entered the room. He looked 
at me in a manner which I resented. With a sneering 
grin he enquired, 
" Englander ? Ha ! Ha! Spion ? What are 
you doing here ? " 
"I have corne at the pressing invitation of four 
gentlemen with four points!" I suavely replied. 
This sly allusion to the four soldiers with their 
bayonets lashed the interrupting oflïcer fo fury. The 
whole court indulged in a wild and loud conversation. 
The chairman waved his arm udldly. Before I grasped 
what had happened the soldiers closed round me, I 
was roughly turned round, and to the accompaniment 
of liberal buffeting was hustled down the steps to my 
cell. 
A few minutes later my interpreter came fo me. 
" Listen fo me, English friend. You must not 
annoy the Court. I ara trying to do all I can for you. 
I do not think you guilty. But if you arewhat do 
you call it--h'm " and he snapped his fingers 
perplexedly. 
" Sarcastic ? " I ventured. 



SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 65 

" Yes! That's it. If you are sarcastic you make 
my work very hard ! " 
" But that oflïcer had nothing to do with the Court» 
Why did he interfere xvith a gratuitous 

had he ? 
insult ? " 
"Ah! 
do that. 
Further 

I see. You don't understand. They will 
But you must remember the uniform ! " 
conversation xvas prevented by the 
reappearance of the soldiers. I was tobe taken back to 
the Court. I decided to take my interpreter's advice, 
and although I was frequently roused iutentionally, 
I bit my lip at the insults and choked down sharp 
retorts. 
" Do you realise the nature of the charge and the 
gravity of your position ? " asked the chairman, after 
proceedings had been resumed. There was no trace 
of resentment at the recent incident in his voice. 
" I do perIectly." 
" Then do you not think it somewhat strange that a 
man like you should be travelling to Berlin, on the way 
to Warsaw, on the very day when war was declared 
against Russia ? Is it not strange also that you 
should be here after Great Britain bas declared war ? " 
" When I set out for Berlin war had not been declared 
between Germany and Russia. On Monday when I was 
arrested war had hot been declared against Germany 
by Great Britain. I was arrested on the flimsiest 
pretext and upon the word of a deliberately lying 
youth before war had been declared vith my country ! " 
" Ah! we shall see. You do not think it strange 
to be travelling through Germany at such a perilous 
rime with so much photographic apparatus ? " 
"No! I wasnot usingit!" 
" So you took no photographs in Germany ? " 
" No!" And the lie flew out in spire of myself. 
But I felt perfectly secure because I knew exactly 
where the film, which I had exposed, was. It was 
beyond their reach ! 
" Then what is this ? " And to my surprise he helcl 



66 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

up somewhat triumphantly the length of photoaphic 
film from the carnera with which I had taken the two 
Iarewcll pictures of my farnily. 
Up to this point I had successfully rnaintained a 
stiff uppcr lip and perfect cornposure. But at the 
sight of the filin carrying the parting pictures, my 
thoughts flcw to home and its associations. I broke 
down. 
The court was jubilant. My spontaneous outburst 
of weakness at rnernories of horne was rnisconstrued 
into a recognition of the fact that I had been 
trappcd. 
Amid a silence which was soul-burning and which 
causcd my voice, quivering af first but rapidly regaining 
strcngth and its natural ring, to echo strangely through 
the rooIn, I narrated the history of that filrn. As I 
had expected if provoked a fearIul wrangle. The 
fight was sharp and hot while it lasted, but I thanked 
rny lucky stars that I was not only well skilled in the 
tcchnics of photoaphy but the chernistry side as 
well. The filrn n question was sufficient for six 
exposures. Three had been rnade. In addition to the 
two pictures of my Iarnily's farewell which corresponded 
to exposures two and three there was another picture, 
of archoeological interest, concerning a Sussex church, 
which was exposure nulnber one. The rest of the 
film, which would have corresponded to pictures 
4, 5 and 6, had never been exposed. 
The film which was held up had been developed by 
order of the court. The unexposed portion had been 
passed through the development processes, and I 
experienced a thrill of joy. I saw that I was now on 
solid ground. 
" How did you expose this film ? " 
" In the usual way. The church was taken first, 
Iolloved by the two pictures of rny farnily. The test 
of the filrn has never been exposed." 
" That is what you say. But the Court thinks 
differently. Listen, the two pictures of your family 



MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 6 7 
were taken first and this of the church last--possibly, 
indeed probably, in Germany ? " 
" It was hot. No photographer, even the tyro, 
would pass hall a film through his camera before 
making an exposure." 
For ten minutes we fought tooth and nail over the 
way in which that fihn had been passed through the 
camera. Then, seeing that they could not shake my 
evidence, and doubtless impressed by my vehemence, 
they turned round completely to return to the attack. 
"Well, granted, as you say, that the church was 
taken first, the second half of the fihn was exposed in 
Germany. But you, seeing the danger of your position 
upon arrest, contrived to ruin these last three pictures 
before th camera was taken away from you," snapped 
the Chairman. 
In spire of myself I laughed. 
" The second hall of the film has never been exposed 
at all," I reioined. 
" How tan you prove that ? '° 
" Very easily. If I had ruined it by exposing it 
to the light as you suggest, tle film upon development 
would have corne out black ! But itis quite transparent !" 
I replied in triumph. 
iIy retort floored the Court. We were dipping into 
matters about which they were completely ignorant. 
There was a hurried whispering and then the Chair- 
man commented : 
" We'll soon prove that you are wrong !" 
Proceedings were suspended. A clerk left the room 
fo return a little later with a civilian who proved to 
be a photoapher in Wesel. 
The problem was presented to him, but I saw at once 
that he knew nothing whatever about the chemistry 
of photography. He was turned over to me for cross- 
examination, and within three minutes I had so pul- 
verised his statements that he was quite bevildered, 
and he left the Tribunal with his photographic reputa- 
tion sadly shattered. 



68 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
Another witness was summoned, the Court being 
determined to get at the bottom of the problem which 
had been raised. They certainly recognised the 
significance of my contention. This rime it was a mili- 
tary officer. He was examined by the Court, and then 
I was given the liberty to cross-examine. My very 
first question vas adequate to satisfy myself that he 
knew even less about the subiect than the previous 
witncss. But he was nervously anxious not to betray 
his ignorance. He had been called in as an expert 
and fcr-ently desired to maintain this reputation. He 
did so by acquiescing in every statement which I put 
to him conccrning the action of light upon nitrate of 
silver. 
" Now," I asked emphatically, when I had com- 
pletcly caught him, " under these circumstances, and 
according to what you have been explaining to the 
court, the second hall of this film which is transparent 
has never been exposed ? " 
" If has not." 
His negative was so emphatic as to convince the 
Court. I had scored the crucial point and felt, now 
my supreme difficulty had been subjugated so conclu- 
si-ely, that all was plain sailing. It was only too evident 
that evcrything had turned upon that short lenh of 
unexposed film, and I felt devoutly thankful to Provi- 
dence that the light had hot accidentally penetrated 
to the sensitised surface. Had the unexposed section 
bcen black my fate would bave been irrevocably 
sealed. 
Now I was asked to present my defence. 
" Can you give us a complete and detailed narrative 
of your journey, say from the time you left ]3righton 
by the 5.1o p.m. train, on Saturday, August I, up to 
your arrest. 
I nodded affirmatively. 
" \Vell, go ahead ! " 
Forthwith I launched out. I ara naturally a rapid 
speaker and although my interpreter was confronted 



MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 60 
with a gigantic task, he performed his work magnifi- 
cently. Only once or twice did he falter for a moment 
or two. But I was never interrupted nor asked to 
repeat a statement, so that the thread of my story 
remained unbroken. For two hours and a hall [ 
spoke and I think the readiness and clearness with 
which I proceeded must have impressed the Court. 
As I warmed to the subject my head grew clearer and 
clearer. I knew I was fighting for my lire, but the whole 
of the episodes and scenes during the critical fifty odd 
hours passed through my mind as if delineated upon 
a continuous cinematograph ribbon of film. 
Midnight had passed belote I had finished. The 
clerks of the Court had been steadily writing during 
the whole period, and I knew that every word I had 
uttered had been faithfully recorded. The Tribunal 
gave a sigh of relief as I intimated that I had nothing 
more to say. I was returned to my cell, accompanied 
by my interpreter, whom I thanked for his assistance 
which I could never repay. The Court might decide what 
it liked. I had put up a stiff fight and could do no more. 
I thought I was fo be left alone for the night. I was 
sorely in need of test, and the nervous tension under 
which I had been labouring now began to reveal itself. 
The reaction commenced to set in. But there was no 
test for me yet. Hardly had I sat down upon my plank 
bed belote I was re-summoned. By this time I was so 
weak that I could hardly stand. The perspiration 
was pouring out all over my body. Indeed, I had to 
be assisted up the stairs. 
To my utter surprise, when I entered the court, 
I round the record of my defence completed. There 
it was in a pile of neatly inscribed sheets, numbered, 
and secured together. The Chairman pushed the 
depositions before me. 
" Sign here," and he indicated the foot of the last 
page. 
I picked up the papers. They were in German. 
I returned them unsigned to the table. 



70 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
" I decline I " I replied emphatically. 
" But you must ! " 
" Well, I shall hot. I don't understand German. 
I don't know what it's about ! " 
"' It's your defence ! " 
"' Soit may be, but I have only your word for that. 
I decline fo sign anything I do not understand. It 
may be my death warrant ! " 
" If you don't sign I can tell you that we bave 
means of making you do so," he continued somewhat 
menacingly. 
" I don't care. You can do as you like, but I am 
not going fo sign those papers." 
My determination provoked another animated dis- 
cUSSlOn. Finally another pile was pushed towards 
me, I could hot curb a start. It was my defence 
written throughout in English, and had undoubtedly 
been written simultaneously 'ith the German version. 
I eyed the Clerk of the Court narrowly and he returned 
the gaze j ust as keenly. 
I tan through the depositions. They were perfect. 
Picking up the pen I signed my name without hesita- 
tion. The signature was inspected, and then the orinal 
German papers were once more presented with the 
invitation to sign. Again, I refused. 
" But," expostulated the Chairman, " this is a 
literal German translation from the English which you 
have signed ! " 
" Soit may be, but the fact remains that I don't 
understand German," I retorted. 
Another storm burst, but the Tribunal saw that it 
was impossible fo shake my resolution. There was 
another brief discussion. Then the Chairman turned to 
one of his colleagues, and in a despairing voice asked, 
" Can you suggest a way out of the difficulty ? " 
" Yes ! " I interrupted. " Give the interpreter 
the German and me the English copy. Let him 
translate from the German and I will compare xàth 
the English version." 



MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 71 

The ofter was accepted, but now another hitch 
arose. Th- interpreter said he did hot think he could 
read off the translation from the German right away-- 
at least, it would take time. 
The Court was in a quandary. Seeing that this 
unexpected obstacle was likely to prejudice my posi- 
tion I grabbed the English text and thrust the German 
copy into my interpreter's hands. Telling him to 
go ahead I remarked that we could make something 
out of it. We wrestled with the translation, although 
it was a slow and tedious operation, but at last we 
finished the task. The German depositiorts bcing 
quite in order, and fairly translated I signed the papers 
without further ado. 
Now I thought the ordeal was over, but it was not. 
Picking up my signed depositions the Chairman pro- 
ceeded to re-examine me on my defence. He started 
trom the moment I arrived at Flushing and traced my 
movements, minute by minute, to Berlin, followed what 
I did in the capital between 1.3o a.m. the hour of my 
arrival and 1.13 p.m. the time of my departure. The 
manner in which my movements had been dogged 
was astonishing and I recalled the individual whom I 
had noticed shadowing me in the city. I saw at once 
that everything turned upon the instant nature of 
my answers, so I replied to every question without the 
slightest hesitation and to such effect that I never 
once contradicted myself. 
Only one interval, and that of ten minutes in Berlin, 
threatened to engulf me. I could scarcely fill up 
this gap. It happened to be one of those idle intervals 
which one can never explain away veÆy readily or 
satisfactorily. We disputed this ten minutes vigor- 
ously for about half an hour, and by the rime we had 
finished I do hOt think there was a single second for 
which an account had not been rendered. My inter- 
view with the Consul also precipitated a storm, especi- 
ally as by this time I was becoming bored and Ielt 
dead-tired. Every question, however, sufficed to 



72 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
prove that I was firmly considered fo be a spy, and a 
dangerous one af that. But even the re-examination 
came to a close at last. 
Now my heart nearly jumped out of my body. The 
chairman, picking up the papers which had been taken 
from my pocket, withdrev a little book. It was my 
diary, 'hich 'as full of notes. The moment I saw its 
familiar cover I cursed the inspiration which had 
prompted me to keep a diary. I knew what it contained 
and I knew the cryptic notes therein would bring 
about further explosions and protestations. I was 
not disappointcd. Opening the little book the Chair- 
man cnquircd innocently : 
" What do )ou mean by things being "lively" in 
I3erlin ? " 
" It is a I3ritish expression," I retorted, my brain 
vorking rapidly to ad'ance a conclusi'e reply as I 
recallcd the phrase which I had jotted down. " We 
tenn things ' lively' vhen say, as in my case, one is 
first thro'n out of a cab by a officer and shortly after- 
'ards is flung out of a restaurant ! " 
" Rather an unusual phrase to use when one recalls 
the political situation 'hich prevailed in the capital 
last Sunday, is it not ? " 
" Possibly from the Gcrman point of view, in the 
light of events." 
" Then you had an enlightening chat with an officer ? 
What was it all about ? Hov did you open conversa- 
tion with him ? " 
" In the usual I3ritish manner. We just chatted 
about things in general." 
" Especially of the 'ar between Germany and Eng- 
land ? " 
" No ! I3ecause we were hot af war ! " 
" But the oflïcer advised you to return home l 
Vhy ? " 
" Because I could hot get through to Warsaw ] " 
Other incidents of a spifited character raged about 
other phrases in the little book, but I was on the alert. 



MY SECRET MIDNIGHT TRIAL 73 
The Chairman evidently considered me to be a match 
for him in these wrangles because he speedily put the 
diary down. 
During the proceedings the Chairman ruade one 
frantic endeavour to trap roc, and to prove that I was 
more fully conversant with the language, as he confi- 
dently believed, than I felt disposed to concede. Some- 
thing was being read over to me by the Clerk upon 
which my thoughts were concentratcd. Suddenly 
the Chairman roared out a terrifying word in the vcr- 
nacular. I never moved a hair. I behaved j ust as 
if the Chairman had merely sneezcd. My impcrturb- 
ability appeared to convince him that I really did hot 
understand German, because no further refcrencc was 
ruade fo the fact. Subsequently my interpreter told 
me that it was fortunate I did not understand German 
or I would certainly bave retorted to the Chairman's 
sudden interjection. I should not have been human 
had I not done so. He refused to tell me what the 
word was or what it meant, so I was never a whit the 
wiser. 
Af last I was told the proceedings with reference to 
myself were closed. I had been on the rack for several 
hours, and when the gare of my cell clicked upon me for 
the last time that eventful evening the morning hours 
were well advanced. As my interpreter left me fo go 
to his cell I enquired wearily, though with a trace of 
anxiety. 
" When shall I know the result ? " 
He shrugged his shoulders. 
" Perhaps to-morrow. Who knows ? " 
Personally I felt confident that a speedy release would 
be granted. It seemed to me impossible fo convict 
upon the evidence. But I was ignorant of German 
ways and military court procedure. I was destined to 
receive a greater surprise than any which had yet 
befallen me. 



CHAPTER V 

WAITING TO BE SHOT 

I SHALL never forget the night of Wednesday, August 
5th. After the excitement of my trial which had left me 
well nigh exhausted, I threw myself upon my wooden 
plank bed to recuperate with a well-earned test. But 
I had j ust ruade myself comfortable when a terrible 
uproar broke out. The prison trembled and I half feared 
that it would tumble about out ears. The emergency 
bells commenced to clang madly, while the building 
was torn with the most terrifying shrieks and howls. 
Then the deafening sounds of explosions burst on out 
ears. At the rime I wondered what was the cause for 
this din, but the next morning I was told that during 
the night the French had ruade an aerial raid upon 
Wesel. From within it sounded as if the whole Allied 
Army were pounding the building. On top of the prison 
anti-aircraft guns were mounted and when they were 
discharged, which was continuously and rapidly, they 
shook the building violently. Indeed an earthquake 
could scarcely have set up a more agitated oscillation 
of the fabric. 
Although the bells rang madly they were not 
answered. Every gaoler had left his post; gone no 
one knew whither. The prisoners thought they had 
been deserted. They were haunted by the terror of 
the prison being set in rames by the bombardment. 
The shrieks, cries, howls and vails born of Iright ruade 
my blood chill. Outside one could hear the muffled 
shouts of ofiïcers giving orders, curses, and rapid firing 
by small arms. The whole place appeared to have been 
afflicted vith panic, as acute among the soldiers without 

74 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 75 
a among the prisoners within. For about an hour 
pandemonium reigned. Even to me, shut up as I was 
in a narrow cell, if was easy to appreciate the terrible 
and lar-reaching undermining effect which an aerial 
raid bas upon the Teuton mind. 
Within the prison next morning if was possible to 
see the dire effects which the French aviators had 
cause& A lew cells below me was a prisoner. 
When I saw him on the Thursday morning I scarcely 
recognised him. As a result of that hour of terror his 
hair had gone complctely white .t Other prisoners were 
sadly bruised and scarred from frantically beating 
their hands and heads against the doors of their cells 
in the desperate endeavour to get out. One poor 
wretch went raving mari. 
Notwithstanding the ordeal of the trial, which had 
deprived me of my normal span of test, I was woke up 
at 5.3o to sweep out my cell. The strain of the pro- 
longed inquisition of the previous evening upon an 
enfeebled physique and brain now commenced to assert 
itself in an emphatic manner. I had eaten nothing, 
hOt even a crust of the black bread, for fifty-four hours. 
Little wonder that I could scarcely keep my feet. lIy 
gaoler observed my condition, but said nothing, 
although he modified his customary boorish attitude 
towards myself. 
When I had to make my daily visit fo the yard fo 
dean my utensils and fo re-charge my water-jug I 
staggered clown the steps. I stepped out of the line 
in my turn and grasped the pump-handle. But I was 
too weak fo more it. A fellow-prisoner, recognising 
my plight, dashed forward fo work the pump. As he 
did one of the guard raised his rifle to club the man 
across the head, but thinking better of his action, 
dropped his weapon, and permitted him to assist me. 
How I crawled back fo the cell I tan scarcelv remem- 
ber. But I recall being spurred Iorward wi(h sundry 
jabs and prods by the rifle. Reaching my cell I sank 
down upon my bed. 



7 6 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
How long I lay there it is impossible to say, but 
presently I became conscious of some one standing 
beside me. I wearily sat up to see an officer. Had he 
brought me the verdict of the Court ? At the thought 
I rose to my feet. But no! He had nothing to do 
with the Tribunal. He eyed me closely and then 
turning to the array of basins containing the un- 
touched food and hunks of black bread he remarked 
grimly : 
" Do you know you will die if you don't eat your 
food ? " 
" I shall if I do, so what's the odds ? Its smell is 
sufficient ! " 
" Do you know we can make you eat it ? " 
" You try, and I promise you that you will get it 
back in double quick time," I retorted significantly and 
defiantly. 
" Well, what would you like o eat ? " 
" Like fo eat ? " I repeated. " Why, I could do 
with a six-course dinner," was my sarcastic rejoinder, 
feeling confident that he had merely asked the question 
o tantalise me. But seeing that he really meant what 
he said I rattled off a complete menu, hot forgetting 
the cup of black coffee and an Egyptian cigarette. 
Feeling that the officer was in reality the prison doctor 
I grew reckless and cynical. 
" Well, I'm damned ! " was his ejaculatory comment 
when I had finished. And he gave a loud, long laugh. 
My temper was rising, and I think my face must bave 
betrayed my wish to strangle him, because he continued, 
" You've got money, and you can buy one meal a 
day flore outside if you like. I'll grant you your 
gluttonous feed to-day--except the cigarette--seeing 
that you've eaten nothing for three days. The cigar- 
ette is impossible: it is quite against the rules and 
regulations of the prison. But to-morrow you'll bave 
to test content with a plate of meat and vegetables." 
After he had left the cell I came fo the conclusion 
that he had been merely having a huge j oke at my 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 77 

expense. But ten minutes later the gaoler entered 
bea ing two bi tays upon which were arrayed the six 
courses. My eyes glittered with a wolfish greed, but I 
restrained myself. I sat doxvn fo the meal and pro- 
ceeded with it very leisurely, getting up noxv and 
again fo pace a little xvhile fo assist my weakened 
digestion. Indeed, by the time I had swallowed the 
last morsel the gaoler entered with my tea. But that 
meal put new life into me. Aftervards I easily sub- 
sisted upon the dinner from without ; that was ade- 
quate for the twenty-four hours. I think I paid suflï- 
cient for the privilege seeing that the six-course dinner 
and three subsequent plates of meat and vegetables cost 
me twenty-six marks. 
While I was denied all conversation vith any of the 
prisoners I saw them af least once a day. But if I 
did not see much of them I heard them frequently, 
especially when punishment was beîng dealt out. 
Then the corridor would ring with dull thuds as blows 
by the rifle were administered, followed by violent 
shrieking and wailing. The prison, af least the pre- 
cincts of the Avenue of the Damned, was ruled with a 
rod of iron, and various brutalities were practised and 
often upon the slightest pretext. Itis only necessary 
to relate one revolting episode x'hich I witnessed with 
my own eyes. On Friday morning, August 7, my cell- 
pacing was rudely interrupted by the appearance of 
the gaoler who curtly ordered me to stand outside my 
cell door. I round that all the cells--except one-- 
along the corridor were wide open, and with their 
occupants similarly standing at the entrances. Between 
each two cells stood a soldier with his rifle ready fo ]ab 
his bayonet to right or left at an instant's notice. 
I wondered vhat was the matter, and was told that 
we were fo witness and to profit from the punishment 
which was to be dealt out to a prisoner who had broken 
one of the prison rules. Lying in the centre of the 
corridor was the prone groaning form of a prisoner-- 
a Frenchman, I believe--who had been dragged from 



7 8 FOUR GERlXIAN PRISONS 
the cell before the open door of which no one was 
standing. He was terribly weak and ill. Beside him 
stood four hulking, burly and heavily-booted Prus- 
sians. 
At the word of command these four men rushed 
forward and commenced to kick the hapless prisoner 
for all they xvere worth. The man shrieked, groaned 
and howled. We all shivered at the sight and at his 
terrible cries. It sickened me. But the brutes never 
relented. The more he xvrithed and the louder he 
howled the harder they kicked, face, body and head 
receiving the blows indiscriminately. In a minute 
or so the man lay still upon the floor, literally kicked 
into insensibility. Whatever any of the prisoners 
around may have felt none could extend assistance or 
interfere. Some strove to shut out the terrible sight 
by covering their faces with their hands, but the 
bayonet point speedily induced them fo look as com- 
manded. If any one of us had moved a step to pro- 
ceed to the poor v, Tetch's aid we should certainly 
have been run through without the slightest com- 
punction. 
The unconscious prisoner was picked up and thrown 
into his cell, while we were likewise rushed in upon 
the conclusion of the disgusting exhibition. Subse- 
quently I enquired the reason for such a ferocious 
outburst. Then I round that the prisoner, who was so 
ill that he really ought fo have been in hospital, had 
rung his bell, to summon the gaoler for permission to 
respond to one of the calls of nature, but that he had 
been unable fo contain himself until the dilatory oncial 
arrived. I might mention that I had heard the bell 
ringing for fully ten minutes but without avail. 
Although scrupulous cleanliness is demanded from each 
cell I know from experience that the gaolers are ever 
reluctant to reply to a call of the emergency bell, and 
think nothing of causing the hapless wretch terrible 
rnisery. It serves to bring home to the prisoner 
that he is under confinement and not in a hotel to be 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 79 
waited on hand and foot. Such is the German argu- 
ment. 
Next morning on our going into the yard the 
unfortunate prisoner who had been punished so 
diabolically was hot tobe seen. More significant still 
his cell was empty, and the door was wide open. I 
could only surmise that his worldly troubles were over. 
If so he would be oflïcially declared fo have " died in 
prison ! " 
Favoured prisoners are granted a sack of straw fo 
serve as a mattress. I had been denied this luxury 
but secured it later through the good offices of the 
lieutenant who visited me on Tuesday night. I was 
lucky enough to get new straw. Apparently the sacks 
are never reneved during a prisoner's incarceration. 
He merely replenishes his stock when another cell 
becomes vacant, irrespective of the period the straw 
therein has been in use. There is a mad rush for the 
empty cell, and the prisoners fight like wolves among 
themselves for the possession of the derelict straw, each 
bearing away triumphantly the small dole he bas 
obtained from the struggle. 
As may be supposed, under such conditions, the 
straw is hot very inviting. It soon becomes verminous, 
and this deplorable state of affairs becomes worse the 
longer the straw is in use. In fact it becomes alive 
with lice. In one instance I saw a dropped wisp so 
thickly encrusted with the parasites that if actually 
moved along the ground under the united action of the 
insects. 
There is one inflexible law in German prisons. Under 
no pretence vhatever must one prisoner enter the cell 
of another while it is occupied. This regulation is hot 
to prevent conversation or communication between 
prisoners, but is for reasons which it is hot necessary 
to describe. When one recalls the utter depravity 
which prevails in German military centres the wisdom 
of the ordination is obvious. The punishment is severe, 
the easiest being a spell oI confinement upon a black 



8o FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

bread and water diet, but generally and preferably 
clubbing into insensibility. 
A few cells above me was a prisoner who had been 
incarcerated for fifteen years. Vhether the whole of 
this rime had been spent in Wesel or not I could not 
say, but when I came face to face with him for the 
first time he gave me a severe shock. He was a walking 
skeleton. Every bone in his body was visible, while 
his skin was the colour of faded parchment. He looked 
more like an animated mummy than a hurnan being. 
I stood beside him one day in the corridor, and a bright 
ray of sunshine happened to fall across his face which 
was to me in profile. I started. His face was so rhin 
that the check and jawbones were limned distinctly 
against the light, producing the effect of the X-ray 
photograph, while the sun shone clean through his 
cheeks. You could bave read a paper on the off side 
of his face by the light which came through. 
This prisoner unnerved me. From morning to night, 
as he paced his cell, he groaned dismally :not fitfully 
but continually. It was like the wail of a dog suffering 
excruciating agony, only a thousand times more irritat- 
ing and nerve-racking. Even during the night he 
groaned, apparently in his sleep. Another day, when 
similarly paraded beside him, I asked if he would like a 
piece of black bread. He made no reply, but turned 
such a wolfish look upon me that I hastily told him to 
dive into my cell--No. II. He watched the guard 
for a second, and while all backs were turned he was 
gone and back beside me with the prize which he 
clutched in his hand. I have never seen such a rapid 
movement. He slid into the cell like a shadow and 
as stealthily and as quickly returned. This poor 
wretch doubtless enjoyed this unexpected addition to 
his quantity of food, since he was apparently being given 
just enough to keep him alive, and no more. Other- 
wise he could never bave become so fearfully thin. 
Once again I was fo receive another shock from my 
mysterious prisoner who had acted as interpreter. 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 

8I 

On Thursday he came fo my cell in the uniform of 
warder. Consequently I saw a good deal of him, and, 
he being ffiendly, we had many brief snatches of 
surreptitious conversation. He was highly intelligent, 
well-educated and sympathetic. I enquired as to how 
he happened to be in our unsalubrious avenue. He 
informed me that he was awaiting the Kaiser's pardon. 
His offence was not heinous. He had not responded 
to his country's call, upon mobilisation, with the 
celerity which the ofiîcials declared he should have 
shown. As a punishment he was committed to the 
cells for three days. Upon the expiration of this 
sentence he had been made under-gaoler. His naine 
was M , and he told me he had a prosperous 
business outside Germany. 
I »vas on the tip-toe of anticipation and suppressed 
excitement throughout Thursday and Friday, hoping 
for news concerning the decision of the Tribunal. 
But when Friday passed without my receiving any 
tidings I commenced to get fidgety and anxious 
My feelings were not assuaged by hearing volleys ring 
out every morning, followed by a death-like stillness. 
These reports appeared to stifle the cries and groans 
of the prisoners a little while. To nie the sounds 
presaged serious news. Apparently there were several 
prisoners condemned for spying, and each volley, I 
was told, signified the flight of one or more hapless 
souls. My spirits were hot revived by noticing the 
cells on either side of me rapidly emptying, while the 
little party which went down into the yard in the 
morning began to dwindle in numbers very rapidly. 
When the head-gaoler came round on Friday night 
I decided fo tackle him. The suspense was becoming 
intolerable. By this rime he had become somewhat 
more friendly towards me, and if in the mood would 
talk for a brief while. 
" Were any other prisoners tried on Wednesday as 
spies ? " I asked innocently. 
" Jah ! Allday 



82 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

" How many ? " 
" May-be twenty-three ! " 
" Hov many have been shot ? " 
" Ach! I cannot give prisoners news of that kind. 
But I can tell you that there are three lefl, and you are 
one of thern ! " 
I smiled to rnyself at the gaoler's rigid observance 
of lhe lctter of Gerrnan prison law to refuse news to 
prisoners, yct giving the desired information in an 
indircct manner. 
" \Vhen shall I hear the result of my trial ? " 
" Trial ? You have hot been tried yet 
" What ? You must be rnistaken. I xx'as tried on 
Wednesday night 
" "fhat wasn't the trial. That x'as the enquiry!" 
" Then when will the trial corne off ? " 
" You'll lcarn the result of the trial soon enough !" 
and he slarnrned the door to prex'ent further dis- 
cussion. 
I was cornpletely flabbergasted. I scratched my 
]ead and endeax-oured fo collect rny thoughts. Surely 
I could hot bave heard aright. Yet the man rnust 
lnov x'hat he vas talking about. The more I pondered 
the more perplexed I became. Then the head-gaoler's 
stress upon the word " result!" ïat did that 
portend ? New fears crept into rny rnind. So when 
M, the under-gaoler, carne round next morning, I 
badgered hirn, but he would say no more than that the 
trial had hot yet corne off. 
I was completely unner-ed and now comrnenced fo 
/ear the xvorst. If the ordeal I experienced on the 
Wednesday night vas hot the trial, then what on earth 
was it ? I rnade up my rnind to find out. I rang the 
bell vildly and demanded to see the Commandant. 
He sent down word to say he could not see me. But 
I was insistent, and at last, to a'oid further worry, he 
conceded an audience. 
As I entered the oflïce of the Commandant I was 
surprised to see hirn handling my little camera. Af rny 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 83 
entrance he slipped it into his desk. He looked at 
me curiously, and then grunted, 
" What do you want ? " 
"I wish to know when my trial is coming off. I 
thought I was tried last \Vednesday night." 
" No ! That was the enquiry. We'll let you know 
the result of the trial pretty quickly," and he grinned 
complacently, in which little pleasantry at my expense 
the officer of the guard joined in. 
"I don't want to know the result! I xvant fo be 
there ! " 
" That is impossible. You gave ail your evidence 
before the enquiry ! " 
" Then don't I appear at my trial ? " 
" Cert_ai___nly not !" 
I was completely non-plussed at this confirmation 
of the head-gaoler's statement. It was a new way, to 
my mind, of meting out iustice to a prisoner to deny 
him the right to appear at his own trial. Truly the 
ways of Teuton jurisprudence or military court pro- 
cedure were strange. 
" Then when will my trial be held ? " I asked, 
determined to glean some definite information. 
"' Ach! We cannot be bothered with a single case 
whilst mobilisation is going on. We are too busy. 
You must wait," and with that he dismissed me. 
" But surely you can give me some idea when it 
will be held," I persisted. 
" Ach!" and he fumed somewhat. Seeing that I 
was not fo be turned away without satisfaction he 
continued, " Your trial will be on Monday. Get 
out !" 
My reflections upon gaining my cell may be imagined. 
I could not resist dwelling upon the methods of German 
justice, and I commenced to conjure up visions of the 
trial from which I was to be absent, and to speculate 
upon the final result. What would it be ? I saxv the 
heavy disadvantage under which I was labouring, and 
as may be supposed my thoughts turned to the blackest 



84 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
side of things. I had another forty-eight hours of 
suspense in solitary confinement to bear. 
To take my mind off the subject I set to work 
sketching an ornate design upon the prison wall with 
a safety pin vhich I had picked up unobserved. In 
the perpetual twilight which prevailed during the day 
in my cell I drew, or should it be engraved ? a huge 
Union Jack intertwined with the Royal Standard, 
surmounted by the crown of Great Britain and the 
Royal Arms. It occupied considerable rime, but I 
took a quaint delight in it. It successfully moved my 
thoughts from my awkward position, although at 
nights I kept awake for hours on end turning over in 
my mind my chances of acquittal and condemnation, 
more particularly the latter. 
On Sunday I applied for permission to attend 
church, but after a long oflîcial discussion the request 
was refused. The prison had no facilities for adminis- 
tering spiritual pabulum to a British prisoner. This 
was a mere excuse, because several of the other prisoners 
attended church. How I passed that day it is difficult 
to record. I paced my cell in a frenzy until I could 
pace no longer. I completed my design on the wall, 
fumbled with my fingers, and dozed. But the hours 
seemed to drag as if they were years. By now I was 
so overwrought that I declined to send out for my 
dinner. 
Nonday was worse than Sunday. Throughout the 
day I was keyed to a high pitch of nervous expectancy. 
I could scarcely keep a limb still. Every sound ruade 
me jump, and I kept my eyes glued fo the door, 
momentarily expecting to gain some tidings of how my 
lrial had gone. When the gaoler entered wtth my meals 
and stolidly declined to enter into conversation, I 
grew more and more morose, until at last I can only 
compare my feelings with those of an animal trapped 
and at bay, waiting and ready to land some final, 
fearful blow before meeting its rate. 
Early in the evening of the Monday I was pacing my 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 8 5 
cell, a bundle of twitchin gE nerves, when the door 
opened to adroit an oflïcer. I almost sprang towards 
him. I was fo learn the truth at last. But he had 
not corne from the Court. 
" Do you feel hungry ? " he asked, not unkindly. 
" No." I answered feebly, my heart heavy within 
me. As a matter of fact I was so overwrought with 
anxiety that I failed to feel the pangs of hunger. 
" Well," he went on, " you can have what you like." 
Thump went my heart again. The verdict had 
certainly gone against me. For what other reason 
had I been offered what I liked to eat ? It sounded 
ominous. It recalled out practice in Britain where a 
condemned man is given his choice of viands on the 
mornin i of his execution. Most assuredly I was 
going to be shot on the following morning, and day- 
break was not far distant. 
" I should certainly have something to eat if I were 
you," suggested the oflïcer. 
" Oh, very well," I replied resignedly, « l'll bave a 
roll, butter, and a black coffee." 
Directly the officer had gone I rang the emergency 
bell. M , the under-gao]er, answered it. With a 
tremendous effort I pulled myself together. 
" So I'm going fo be shot in the morning," I ventured, 
in the hope of drawing some comment. 
" Ach ! What ? Lie down and keep quiet ! " was 
lais stolid retort. 
" Look here ! I want to write to my wife. Can you 
get me a pencil and a sheet of paper ? " 
" Impossible ! " 
" But I must write. She does not know where ! 
ara, and she will not know what has become of me! 



86 FOUR GER.IAN PRI.qONS 

German military prisons hold their secrets tightly. 
But the time crept on and no guard appeared as I 
had been dreading, lXIy drooping spirits revived 
because the hour of the day when prisoners were 
customarily shot had passed. When I went out into 
the yard on the Tuesday morning I chanced to meet 
the two Hindoos who had been arrested 4th me. 
Then I realised that they were txvo out of the three 
remaining spies. I was the third. They were in 
high spirits. \en the guard was not looking they 
told me they had been acquitted of the espionage 
charge, and expected soon to be taken as far as the 
frontier to be released. 
I was the only one left, and I had hot been told the 
result of my trial. Yet these two Hindoo students who 
also had been belote the Court on the Wednesday had 
learned the verdict in their cases. But I had been 
denied all communication. I regained my cell in a 
kind of stupor. To me it seemed that all was lost, 
and I fell into the depths of despair. XVhen the 
friendly lI came with my breakfast I pestered tfim 
4th questions. 



WAITING TO BE SHOT 8 7 

" Has the court been sitting ? " 
" Yes, ail day Monday and ail last night." 
" Have you heard the result of my trial ? " 
" But the two Hindoos have been acquitted. Have 
I?" 
" I cannot say," he replied sullnly. 
The manner in which he avoided my eager look 
served to confirm my worst fears. I strove hard to 
draw soinething fuloEher from him, but he briefly 
remarked that he was forbidden to speak to prisoners. 
I scarcely knew what to think. To me it was 
extraordinarily strange that the two Hindoos should 
have heard of their acquittal and yet no one seened to 
know anything about my case. No! There was 
only one construction to be placed upon the situation. 
The Court had gone against me. My thoughts through- 
out that day were most unenviable. I fretted and 
fumed, wondering when it would ail be over. My 
nerves started to twitch and ]ump, and within a short 
while I could not keep a limb still. The fearful 
suspense was certainly driving me mad. 
' Later in the day an escort arrived, and to my surprise 
and intense relief the officer informed me that I was 
not going tobe shot. I took this for an acquittal, but 
I was speedily disillusioned. I was taken to the office 
of the Commandant. - 
Reaching this official I was surprised to see among a 
stack of other baggage my ovn belongings. The 
Commandant sharply ordered me to sort my things 
out, and to run through them to see that everything 
was intact. I could have danced for joy. Like ail 
excited child I fell upon the baggage, disentangled my 
belongings, and ran through the contents. Two 
purses and a camera were missing. I reported my 
loss, and there was a terrific hullaballoo. Who had 
touched a prisoner's goods ? The purses were brought 
in by the gaoler, who declared to me that, finding they 
contained money, he had put them in his pocket for 



88 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

safety. I smiled at his ingenuous excuse. Now I 
worried about the nfissing camera, but this defied 
discovery. Suddenly I remembered where I had seen 
if last and kept quiet. 
After I had gathered my luggage together I was 
marched back fo my cell. Again my spirits drooped 
upon being asked fo give my English address. I saw if 
ail ! In my highly strung condition I took this latest 
expression of Teuton methods to mean that my goods 
were to be sent home, but that I ,,-oued have to surfer 
some dire penalty. I nursed this dark imagining because 
the prison treatment was hot relaxed one iota. I 
passed a restless half-hour. I was heavy-eyed from 
want of sleep, while my face had assumed a sickly, 
revolting pallor ffo,n rapidly collapsing health. 
Again I was summoned to the Commandant's office. 
My goods were exactly as I had left them thirty minutes 
before. 

I was busily strapping up my goods when the door 
opened to adroit the Commandant, guard and four other 
prisoners, whom I had not seen before. One tall, good- 
looking, sprucely dressed fellow impressed me. He 
looked like a fellow-countryman. I went up to him. 
" Are you English ? " I asked. 
" Holy smoke ! What a treat to hear an English- 
man. 'Put if there,' " and he extended his hand. 
I prorfered mine which he shook as if it were a pump 
handle. He with others had been arrested, hot as 
spies, and had been detained in Wesel Arresthaus. 
But being wealthy he had experienced an easy time. 
" What are they going to do xvith us ? " I enquired. 
" Why, haven't you heard ? They're going to send us 
to a hotel and then it won't be long before we strike 
good old England once more ! " 



VAITING TO BE SHOT 89 

The party were in high spirits. But I was not so 
elated. I had evcry occasion fo be suspicious of Gcrlnan 
bluff and inwardly would only bclieve we were going 
home when I was safely out of the country. My fellow- 
countryman, F----- K, who is a well-known figure 
in City commercial circlcs, was wildly cxcited, and 
was discussing his future arrangements very kcenly. 
An escort appeared fo accompany us fo the mysterious 
" hotel " about which the Commandant had bccn talk- 
ing so glibly. We swung out of the prison. Glancing 
at the clock I saw the rime was 8.30 p.m. As the main 
gare clanged behind me I pulled myself together, a 
new man. My eight days' solitary confinement had 
come fo an end. 
We tramped the street, the people taking but little 
notice of us. Presently we met a big party of tourists 
advancing and also under escort. They proved to be 
the passengers of the pleasure steamer Krimhilde, who 
had been detained. When they saw me, unkempt, 
ragged, blood-stained, and dirty they immediately 
drew away. They took me for an excellent specimen 
of the genus hobo. Within a few seconds however 
they learned something about my experiences and 
became very chummy. F---- K communicated the 
Iact that we were bound for an hot, !, and the spirits 
of one and all rose. 
The escort who had accompanied : from the prison 
here handcd us over o that accom[a::ying the tourists 
and we marchcd to/he station. A train was waiting 
and we stepped aboard at nine o'clocl,_. There appeared 
to be as many soldiers as passenger,. The members 



90 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
of my party confidently thought the train was bound 
for a point near the frontier or a restricted area by the 
seashore. But I was not to be lulled into a false sense 
of security. I questioned one of the officers and ascer- 
tained our destination. Returlfing to the party I 
laughingly asked, "Do you know for what hotel we're 
bound ? " 
"No! Whatisit? Whereisit?"cametheeager 
request. 
" The military camp at Scnnelagcr ! " 



PRISON TWO--SENNEI,AGE I{ 

THE BLACK ItOLE OF GERMANY 

CHAPTER VI 

OUR LUXURIOUS IIOTFL 

ALTHOUGH it was 9.25 Tuesday evcning when we 
boarded the train in Wesel station, en route for the 
" luxurious hotel where we were to receive every kind- 
ness consistent with the noblest traditions of German 
honour," there did not appcar to be any anxiety fo 
part with our company. There wcre about sixty of us 
all told, and we were shepherded with as pronounced 
a display of German military pomp and circumstance 
as would bave been manifested if the All-Highest him- 
self, had been travelling. Wesel station swarmed with 
officers and men who apparently had nothing else 
to do but fo perambulate the platforms, the officers 
swaggering with typical Teuton arrogance, and the 
humble soldiers clattering to and fro in utter servility, 
merely emphasising their existence by making plenty 
of noise with their cumbrous boots and rifles. 
At midnight the train started. The majority of 
my companions were the maie passengers of military 
age who had been detained Irom the pleasure steamer 
Krimhilde while travelling up the Rhine. The military 
authorities in charge of the train received bulky sheafs 
of papers, each of which related to one passengcr, and 
was packed with the most minute details. I am afraid 
my record must bave been somewhat imposing, inas- 
much as I commanded considerable and unappreciated 
attention Irom the military, while my fellow prisoners 
regarded me_with a keen curiosity. 
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92 FOUR GERIAN PRISONS 
I must admit that my personal appearance was far 
from being attractive. I looked even more ragged, 
un-cared for, and ilI than I was when facing my accusers 
at the midnight trial some days beIore. I was shirt- 
less, collarless, and tie-less, lIy hair was matted and 
clotted with congealed blood freely mixed with dirt. 
Iy face, in addition to a week's growth of hair, was 
smeared with black marks which I had not been able 
to remove owing to my inability to get soap to wash 
myself with. lIy frock-coat and trousers, frayed at 
the bottoms, were sadly soiled and contrasted strangely 
with the fancy pattern tops of my patent boots. In 
fact, I admitted to the party, that "I must bave 
looked a ' knut' of the finest type ! "" All things con- 
sidered I am not surprised that at first I was shunned by 
one and all, both compatriots and the military guards. 
Although the distance from Wesel to Paderborn-- 
Sennelager is three miles outside the latter town--is 
only about 95 miles as the crow flics, the railway takes 
a somewhat circuitous route. Owing to the extensive 
movement of the troops we suffered considerable delay, 
the result being that we did not reach our destination 
until about midday on the Wednesday, the journey 
haing occupied nearly twelve hours. The heat was 
unbearable, and confinement within the carriages, the 
windows of which were kept sedulously closed by order 
of the military, thus rendering the atmosphere within 
stifling, speedily commenced to affect some of the pas- 
sengers. Each compartment carried seven prisoners, 
and the eighth seat, one of the windows beside the 
door, was occupied by a soldier--the guard of the 
compartment---complete with loaded rifle and fixed 
bayonet. 
Sleep was out of the question, but this did not affect 
us seriously. We were somewhat excited, and spent 
the hours of the night in conversation and the exchange 
of experiences. In out party was an English gentleman, 
Ir. K., 1 who held an important position in a large 
 The names and occupations of fellow-prisoners who are still in 



OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL " 93 
business house in one of the cities on the Rhine. Some- 
how he was attracted to me, moved, no doubt by my 
general appearance, and because I was now showing 
visible signs of my incarceration and experiences in 
Wesel prison. I may say that to Mr. K I undoubt- 
edly owe my life, and I noyer can express my thanks 
sufficiently for his unremitting attention and kindness 
during mg subsequent illness, as I narrate in due course. 
lXIoreo, er, during his sojourn anmng us he was a tower of 
strength, having long been resident in the country, 
and thoroughly conversant with the language and man- 
ners of the Germans. 
It was during this tedious train iourney that he 
related the cxperiences of the passengers upon the 
unfortunate steamer Kri»zhilde. Many of the English- 
men who happened to be upon this boat had been 
held up for a week in various towns, owing to the 
stress of mobilisation. But at last permission was given 
by the authorities to proceed, and the delayed travel- 
lers were assured of an uninterrupted iourney to Eng- 
land. Unfortunately the passage down the Rhine was 
impeded by fog, and this delay proved fatal. When 
it was possible to resume the iourney, and while 
the steamer was lnaking a good pace, a river patrol 
boat dashed up and ordered the captain of the steamer 
to stop, the reason being that no intimation had been 
received of the vessel's coming. 
The captain protested, but at the point of the re- 
volver he was compelled to turn round and return to 
the place which he had left only a few hours previously. 
The re-arrival of the Krimhilde af this point aroused 
considerable interest, and the authorities demanded 
the reason. The captain explained, but receiving a 
re-assurance that everythingwas in order and as origin- 
ally expressed, he was free to travel down the river. 
captivity are purposely disguised, because if the German authorities 
should happen to read this narrative, and be enabled to identiIy 
any of my compatriots who participated in any of the incidents 
recorded, they would receive treatment which would b¢ decidedly 
detrimental to their welfare.H. C. M. 



94 FOUR GER.IAN PRISONS 
Again the journey was atternpted and all went well 
until the boat was approaching Wesel. Then another 
patrol boat fussed up, the officer of which boarded the 
steamer. Again the captain presented his permit and 
expressed his determination to go ahead. 
" We don't know anything about that," returned 
the boarding oflïcer, referring to the permit. " My 
orders are to stop every vessel carrying Englishmen ! " 
The boarding-oflïcer turned and ordered all the male 
prisoners to separate themselves frorn the ladies. Pass- 
ports wêre produced upon dernand and closely scrutin- 
ised. Then the oflïcer, stepping back a few paces, 
beckoned the nearest man. His narne was dernanded 
fo identify the passport and then a brief hurried cross- 
examination proceeded, culminating in the question" 
" I Iow old are you ? " 
" Thirty-eight ! " 
"Step this side ! " retorted the officer, who proceeded 
to exanfine the succeeding passenger, to whom the 
self-same questions were repeated, the final interro- 
gation being the passenger's age. 
" Fifty-seven!" carne the response. 
The offlcer scanned the passport and finding the 
answer to be correct remarked, "Step over there!" 
indicating his left. 
By the time the officer had cornpleted his interro- 
gations the male passengers were divided into two 
groups. Meanwhile the women and children had 
gathered round, following the proceedings, which ap- 
peared inexplicable to thern, with a strange silence and 
a fcarful dread. 
"Ail you rnen of rnilitary age," continued the officer 
speaking to the group of younger-looking rnen, " are 
to go ashdre. You will be detained as prisoners of war. 
You have ten minutes to pack your trunks and to say 
' Good-bye ! ' So hurry up ! " 
At this intelligence a fearful hub-bub broke out. 
The wornen and children who were to be separated 
from their husbands, Iathers, and relatives gave way 



OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL" 95 
fo lamentation and hysterical raving. While the men 
packed their trunks under official supervision their 
wives and children clung fo them desperately. But 
the men realising that war is war, accepted the situ- 
ation philosophically, even cheerfully. They were 
buoyed up by the official assurance that their detention 
was merely a matter of form, and that they would 
soon be released and free to proceed to their homes. 
I may say that this is a favourite ruse followed by 
the Germans in ail the camps in which I was i,aterned, 
and I discovered that it was general throughout lhe 
country. It is always expressed whenever the l'eulon 
see trouble brcwing. Undoubtedly it is practised to 
keep the prisoners keyed up to a feverish pitch of 
hopefulness. Certainly if succeeded for a rime, 
although such announcements af a later date, when we 
had seen through the subterfuge, were received with 
ironical cheering and jcers. 
Af such a sudden and summary cleavage between 
families many distressing and pathetic scenes were wit- 
nessed. On board there happened to be a wealthy 
young member of the Russian nobility--Prince L 
He was travelling with his sister and friends and was 
ar flore well. 
The sister approached the officer and pleaded hard Ior 
her brother's release. If was reIused. GrieI-stricken 
the Princess fell on her knees and with tears stream- 
ing down her cheeks, kissed the officer's boots and 
of/ered ail her ]ev«elsthey must have been worth a 
considerable amount o money--'«,hich she hastily tore 
of/and held in her outstretched hands. 
For the moment even the officer was somexvhat 
moved. Then in a quiet, determined voice he remarked. 
"I am exceedingly sorry, but I cannot grant your 
request. I ara merely acting on my orders. But I can 
assure you that your brother in common with ail the 
others here, will be looked after. Not a hair oI their 
heads shall be injured. They will ail be treated 
according to the best and noblest traditions of German 



06 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
honour, 1 and the regulations which have been drawn 
up among the Powers concerning the treatment of 
prisoners of war." With these words the Prince was 
cast aside with the others. 
In another instance the wife and child of an English- 
man, Mr. C, refused to be parted. The vife clung 
round her husband's neck while the child held to his 
coat. She expressed her determination to go fith 
her husband, no mattcr what nfight happen, and was 
on the verge of hysterics. Every one was moved and 
strove to coax hcr into quietness, while an oflïcer even 
accompanied her off the boat with her husband. On the 
quay efforts were repeated to placate her and to induce 
her to allow her husband to proceed. But all in vain. 
At last, drawing the lady forcibly away, though vith 
no greater force than was necessary, the oflïcer himself 
attcmpted to console her. 
" Do not worry. I will do all I can for you, and will 
see you do not want during the time your husband is 
interned." 
What became of Mrs. C and her child just then 
I do not know, because at that moment the boat sheered 
off with a sorrowftfl and crying list of passengers who 
waved frantic farewells. Alas! I fear that n some 
instances that was the last occasion upon which 
husband and wife ever saw one another, and when 
children vere parted from " daddy " for lire. 
Such was the story related by Mr. K After the 
boat had left, the detained prisoners, he explained, 
wcre formed up on the quay, and surrounded by an 
imposing guard vith fixed bayonets, were marched 
off. It was a sad party. All that was dearest in lire 
to them had been torn away ata few minutes' notice 
through the short-sightedness of Prussian nfilitarism 
or the desire of the Road-hog of Europe to display his 
officialism and-the authority he had enjoyed for but a 
few days. Many of these tourists, as one might natur- 
* The traditions of German honour were dinned into our ears at 
every turn.--H. C. M. 



OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL " 97 
ally expect, were sorely worried by the thoughts as fo 
what would become of their loved ones upon their 
arrival in England, many without money or friends fo 
receive them. This was the discussion that occupied 
their minds when they were marching towards Wesel 
Station, and when the tiny party, of which I was one, 
being marched from Wesel prison, met them in the 
street, as already related. 
As for ourselves we were soon destined fo faste the 
pleasures of the best traditions of German honour. 
No provisions of any kind whatever had been placed 
on the train for our requirements. What was more 
we were denied the opportunity fo purchase any food 
at any station where we happened fo stop. At one 
point a number of girls pressed round the carriages 
offering glasses of milk af 2o pfennigs. As we were all 
famished and parched there was a brisk trade. But 
the moment the officers saw vhat was happening 
they rushed forward and drove the girls back by force 
of arms. 
So far as our compartment was concerned we were 
more fortunate than many of our colleagues. Our 
soldier warden was by no means a bad fellow at heart. 
In his pack he carried his daily ration--two thick hunks 
of black bread. He took this out and instantly 
profered one hunk fo us, which we gladly accepted and 
divided among ourselves. 
Those being the early days of the war the German 
soldier was a universal favourite among the civilians. 
Directly one was espied he became a magnet. The 
women, girls and elder men rushed forward and wildly 
thrust ail sorts of comestibles into his hands. Un- 
happily we did not stop af many stations ; our train 
displayed a galling preference for lonely signal posts, 
so that the chances of our guard receiving many such 
gifts were distinctly limited. But at one station he 
did receive an armful of br0dchen--tiny loaves--which 
he divided amongst us subsequently with the greatest 
camaraderie. 



c)8 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
But his comrades in other compartments were not 
so well-disposed. With true Prussian fiendishness 
they refused to permit their prisoners to buy anything 
for themselves, and to drive them to exasperation and 
to make them feel their position, the guards wolfld 
ostentatiously devour their own meals and gifts. 
While we did not really receive suflîcient to stay 
still out guard did his best for us, an act which we appre- 
ciated and reciprocated by making a collection on his 
behalf. XVhen we proffered this slight recognition of 
his courtesy and sympathetic feeling he declined to 
accept it, 
He 
was one of the very few well-disposed Germans Iever 
met. 
Upon arriving at Sennelager Station we were 
unceremoniously bundled out of the train. Those who 
had trunks and bags were roughly bidden to shoulder 
them and to fall in for the match to the camp. The 
noon heat was terrible. "I'he sun poured dom lln- 
mercifully, and after twelve hours' confinement in the 
stuffy railway carriages few could stretch their limbs. 
But the military guards set the marching pace and we 
had to keep toit. If we lagged we were prodded into 
activity by means of the rifle. 
Sennelager camp lies upon a plateau overlooking the 
railway, and itis approached by a incling road. "I'he 
acclivity although somewhat steep is not long, but we, 
famished and worn from hunger, thirst, and lack of 
sleep, found the struggle with the sand into which out 
feet sank over out ankles, almost insuperable. Those 
burdened with baggage soon showed signs of distress. 
Many were now carrying a parcel for the first rime in 
their lives and the ordeal completely broke them up. 
Prince L had a heavy bag, and belote he had gone 
far the soft skin of one hand had been completely chafed 
away, leaving a gaping, bleeding wound. To make 
matters worse the hot sand was drifting slflkily and 
clogging his wound set up untolcl agony. 



OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL " 99 
Prince L ruade a representation fo the officer- 
in-charge, showing his bleeding hand, but he was 
received xvith a mocking smirk and a curt command fo 
" Iove on ! " The weaker burdened prisoners lagged, 
but the bayonet revived them. One or two gave out 
completely, but others, such as myself, who were hot 
encumberd, extended a helping hand, half-carrying 
them up the hill. 
Reaching the camp the Commanding OFficer, a 
ffiendly old General whose naine I nevcr heard, hurried 
up. 
" v,qat's the meaning of this ? " he blurtcd out in 
amazement. 
" Prisoners of war for internmcnt!" replicd our 
officer-in-charge. 
" But I don't know anything about thcm. I have 
received no instructions. Thcre is no accommodation 
for them here ! "protested the Gencral. 
Our officer produced his imposing shcaf of papcrs 
and the two disappeared into the office. 
The fcelings of the party af this intelligence may be 
conceived. The maiority droppcd, in a state of semi- 
collapse in the sand, their belongings strewn around 
them, utter deiection written on their faces. 
After what I had experienced at Wesel I was pre- 
pared for anything. I had already learned the futility 
of giving way. I felt no inclination to sit or lie in the 
blistering sand. I caught sight of a stretch of inviting 
turf, ruade my way to it, and threv myself down upon 
it. But I was not to enioy the luxury of Nature's 
couch. A soldier came bustling up and before I 
grasped his intentions I was hustled off, with the 
intimation that if I wanted to lie down I must do so 
in the sand. 
The fact that no arrangements had been ruade for 
our reception was only too obvious. It was about 
noon when the two officers disappeared into the official 
building to discuss the papers referring to our arrival, 
and it was six in the evening before they had corne fo 



oo FOUR GERIAN PRISONS 

any decision. Tlu'oughout these six hours we were 
left lying on the scorching sand in the broiling sun 
without a bite of food. Seeing that many of us had 
eaten little or nothing since the early evening of the 
previous day itis hot surprising that the greater part 
were knocked up. One or two of us caught sight of 
the canteen provided for the convenience of recruits, 
and succeeded in getting a fexv mouthfuls, but they were 
hot worth considcration. I myself whiled away the 
rime by enjoying a wash af the pump and giving myself 
the luxury of a shave. I bought a small cake of coarse 
soap and never enjoyed an ablution so keenly as that 
al /'esco wash, shave, shampoo, and brush-up at 
Sennelager. When I came back thoroughly refreshed 
I had changed my appearance so completely that I was 
scarc,ly recognised. Even the soldiers looked at me 
twice to make sure I was the correct man. 
Latcr a doctor appeared upon the scene. His name 
was Dr. Ascher, and as events proved he was the only 
friend we ever had in the camp. He enquired if any 
one felt ill. Needless to say a goodly number, suffering 
from hunger, thirst and fatigue, responded to his 
enquiry. Realising the reason for their unIortunate 
[,light he bustled up to the Commanding Of Scer and 
emphasised the urgent necessity to give us a meal. 
]3ut he was not entirely successful. Then he in- 
spected us one by one, giving a cheering word here, and 
cracking a friendly ioke thcre. The hand of Prince 
L rcceived instant attcntion, while other slight 
injuries were also sympathetically treated. The heart 
of one and ail went out to this ministering angel, to 
whose work and indeIatigable efforts on our behalf I 
refer in a subsequent chapter. 
At last we were ordered to the barracks near by. It 
was a large masonry building, each room being pro- 
vided with beds and straw upon the floor. Subse- 
quently, however, we were moved to less comfortable 
quarters where there were three buildings in one, but 
qubdivided by thick masonrv walls, therebv Dreventing 



OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL " "roi 
all intercommunication. Here our sleeping accolnmo- 
dation comprised bunks, disposed in two tiers, nade of 
wood and with a sack as a mattress. 
Whether itis my natural disposition or ancestral 
blood I do not know, but it has ever been my practice 
in lire to emulate Mark Tapley and to sec the humor- 
ous aspect of the most depressing situation. The 
" luxurious hotel," to which we were consigned accord- 
ing " to the best and most noble traditions of German 
honour," moved me to unrestrained inirth, when once 
I had taken in our surroundings. My levity fell like 
a cold water douche upon my companions, while the 
guards frowned menacingly. But to me it was impos- 
sible to refrain from an outburst of merriment. It was 
quite in accordance with German promises, which are 
composed of the two ingredientsuncompromising 
bluff and unabashed deliberate lying, leavened vith a 
sprinkling of disarming suavity. I had tastcd this 
characteristic at Wesel and frankly was nota bit sur- 
prised at anything which loomcd up, always resolving 
at all hazards fo make the best of an uncomfortable 
position. 
Upon turning into our unattractive suite our first 
proceeding was to elect a Captain of our barrack. 
Selection fell ùpon Mr. K, as he was an ideal inter- 
mediary, being fluent in the language. We turned in, 
the majority being too tired to growl at their lot, but 
there was precious little sleep. During the day, the 
heat at Sennelager in the summer is intolerable, but 
during the night it is freezing. Out arrival hot having 
been anticipated, we had nothing with which to keep 
ourselves warm. A few days passed belote the luxury 
of a blanket was bestowed upon us. 
The morning after out arrival we drew up an imposing 
list of complaints for which we demanded ilnmediate 
redress. We also expressed in detail out requirements, 
which we requested to be fulfilled forthwith. Then 
we decided to apportion this part of the camp for 
cricket, that for general recreation and so forth. By 



lO2 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
the rime we had completed out intentions, all of which 
were carried unanimously, several sheets of foolscap 
had been filled, or rather would bave been filled liad we 
been possessed of any paper. This duty completed 
we set out upon an exploring expedition, intending to 
inspect all corners of the camp. But if we thought 
we were going to wander whitlier we pleased we were 
soon disillusioncd. We were huddled in one corner 
and out boundaries, although undefined in the concrete 
were substantial in the abstract, bcing imaginary lines 
run between sentries standing with loaded rifles and 
fixed bayoncts. 
One and all wondered how we should be able to pass 
away the rime. \Ve could neither write nor read 
owing to a complete lack of facilities. Idleness would 
surely drive us crazy. Out recreations were severely 
limited, depending upon our own ingenuity. For the 
first few days we could do nothing beyond promenading, 
discussing the war and our situation. These two 
subjects were speedily worn thread-bare since we 
knew nothing about the first topic and were only able to 
speculate vaguely about the second. The idea of being 
made to work never entered out heads for a moment. 
Were we hot civilian prisoners of war : the victims of 
circumstances under the shield of the best traditions of 
German honour ? 
But we were hot the first arrivals at Sennelager. 
We were preceded by a few hours by a party of French 
soldiers--captives of war. They were extremely sul- 
len. Travel and battle-stained they crouched and 
stretched themselves upon the ground. ",hence they 
came I was never able to discover. One or two of out 
party who were versed in the French tongue endeav- 
oured to draw them into conversation, but to no pur- 
pose. They either replied in vague monosyllables or 
deliberately ignored the questions. There is no doubt 
the poor fellows felt their early capture very sorely, 
and had accordingly sunk into the depths of despair. 
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OUR " LUXURIOUS HOTEL" lO3 
approach, and when they did anything it was with an 
ill-grace impossible to describe. Indeed, they were so 
downcast that they refused to pay the slightest atten- 
tion to their personal appearance, which accentuatcd 
their forbidding aspect. 
Killing time as best we could, doing nothing soon 
began to reveal its ill-effects upon those who, like myself, 
had always led an active life. I approached Dr. 
Ascher, explained that idleness would drive me mad, 
and petitioned him to permit me to work in the hospital. 
I did not care what the job was so long as it effectivcly 
kept me cmployed. He sympathised with my sugges- 
tion and hurried off to the Commanding Ollïcer. But 
he came back shaking his head negatively. ïhe 
authorities would not entertain the proposal for an 
instant. 
Suddenly we were paraded. Rakes and brooms 
were served out to every man and we were curtly 
ordered to sweep the roads. We buckled into this 
task. But the dust was thick and the day was hot. 
Soon we were all perspiring freely. But we were not 
permitted to test. Over us was placed a bull-headed, 
fierce-looking Prussian soldier armed with a murderous 
looking whip. I should think he had been an animal 
trainer belote being mobilised from the manner in 
which he cracked that whip. When he saw any one 
taking a breather up he came, glaring menacingly and 
cracking the whip with the ferocity of a lion-ramer. 
We evinced a quaint respect for that whip, and I 
firmly believe that out guardian inwardly fretted and 
fumed because he was denied the opportunity to lay 

it across out backs. Several of us nearly got it, 
however. 
We were sweeping away merrily when, suddenly, 
we gave way to a wild outburst of mirth. Oxe 
couldn't sweep for laughing. The guards around 

us looked on in wonder. 
"Christopher! boys !" I at last blurted out, 
" We were talking just now about recreation, and were 



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emphatic about xx'hat we 'ere, and were not, going 
to do. I reckon this wants a lot of beating for recrea- 
tion!" The oddity of the situation so tickled us 
that we had fo collapse ffom laughter. 
But a warning shout brought us fo our feet. Mr. 
Mobilised Lion Tamer x-as bearing down upon us 
x-aving his xvhip. He lashed out. We saw if coming 
and dodged. By the rime the thong struck the 
road wc -ere brushing up dense clouds of dust, sinng, 
whistling, and roaring the x'ords, " Britons never 
shall bc sla-cs ! " 
lhe dust screcn sa'ed us. It was so efficient that 
the furious guardian with the whip had fo beat a 
hurried rctreat. 
One morning we were paraded at six o'clock as usual. 
Ïhe adjutant, anothcr fierce-x-isaged Prussian, astride 
his horse, faced us. With assumed majesty he roared 
out an order. The guards closed in. What was going 
to happen now ? 
Amid a tense silcnce he shouted spluttcring with 
rage : 
" You damned English s-ine ! Yes! You English 
dogs! You are the cause of this war, and you qA1 
ha'e fo surfer for it. We could punish you sex-erely. 
But that is not the German way. We could make 
you xx'ork. But the traditions of German honour 
Iorbid. Your Government has gouged out the eyes 
of German prisoners ho hax-e had the misfortune 
fo Iall into their hands. We don't propose fo take 
those measures. While your Go'ernment has stopped 
af nothing we are going to show you how Gerlnany 
fulfils the traditions of her honour, and respects the 
laws fo x-hich all civilised nations ha'e subscribed. 
But remember ! We are going to bring England to 
ber knees. Aren't we, men ? " 
" Ja! Ja !" (Yes! Yes !) came the wild singing 
reply from the excited guards. 



CHAPTER VII 

13REAKING US IN AT SENNELAGER 

No doubt the pompous adjutant plumcd himsclf upon 
his tirade and the impression it had created among 
the guards. But at the rime it was as so much Greek 
to us. We wondered what it all rotant and what had 
prompted his strange speech. 
It was not until my return home that I was able 
to appreciate the reason. But the bitterness with 
which he delivered his harangue certainly proved that 
he believed the stories which had evidcntly bcen 
sedulously circulated throughout Gcrmany relative 
to the alleged mal-treatment and torture of Gcrman 
military prisoners by the British. Unfortunately, 
no steps apparently were taken to disprove these 
deliberate lying statements for which we had to pay 
the penalty. 
But I was not reassured by the Adjutant's honeyed 
words concerning the example which Germany pro- 
posed to set to the t3ritish. I guessed that something 
which would not redound to out welfare and comfort 
was in the air. It is the German method to preach 
one thing and to practise somcthing diametrically 
opposite. I had already learned this. Nor was I 
destined to be mistaken in my surmise. 
A little later there was another parade. The oflîcer 
roared. 
" All those who are engineers step out ! " 
A number, including myself, although absolutely 
ignorant of the craft, stepped out, because here was 
the opportunity to secure some form of active employ- 
ment. 



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" You are engineers ? " he shouted. 
We nodded assent. 
" Cn you build a drain ? " 
Again we nodded affirmatively. 
We vere marshalled, and one of us, lIr. C , who 
vas a civil engineer, was selected as leader. We were 
marched off and set fo work to dig a drain for the 
camp. 
We built that drain, but it was necessity's labour lost. 
We were not provided with proper drain pipes but 
made an open conduit. We had to go to the quarry 
to get the stone, which we broke into small pieces, and 
these were set out in concave format the bottom of 
the trench we had excavated after the manner in which 
cobble stones are laid. I believe it was considered to 
be an excellent piece of work, but unfortunately it 
was of little use. The first wind and rain that came 
along dumped the sand into it with the result that 
it became filled up. 
A day or two later there vas another parade. Once 
more the oflïcer stood before us with a long sheet of 
paper in his hand. 
" AI1 those who can do wire-pulling stand out !" 
Those who knev about what he was talking advanced 
fo forma little group. 
"All those who are gardeners stand out ! " 
Nore men advanced and another group resulted. 
The oflïcer went right through his list calling out 
a long string of trades and callings. The result was 
our sub-division into a number of small units, each 
capable of fulfilling some task. A sentry was appointed 
to each group and we vere hurried off to the particular 
toil for which we considered ourselves tobe fitted, and 
about which I will say more later. 
If the accommodation at the " luxurious hotel " 
was uTetched the routine and cuisine were worse. We 
were under military discipline as it is practised in 
Prussia, and it was enforced with the utmost rigour. 
We were hot permitted to speak to an officer under any 



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pretext whatever. Any complains or requcsts had 
to be carried to the authorities through our °' Captain," 
who was also the oflïcially recognised intcrpreter. If 
we met an oflïcer we were commanded to raise out hats. 

The day started at 6.0 a.m., with parade. If we 
desired to have a wash and shave we had to be astir 
an hour earlier because otherwise we were hot allowed to 
perform those essential duties until late in the evening. 
After parade we had breakfast--a basin of lukewarm 
" coffee " ruade from acorns roasted and ground, 
which we had to fetch, and with which neither milk 
nor sugar was served. 
At seven o'clock we started the day's work, which 
was continued without respire until nfid-day. At 
least that was the official order, but one or two of 
the guards were far Irom being harsh towards us. 
In the middle of the morning, as in our case, the warder, 
after a wary look round, would ask if we would like 
to rest for ten minutes to snatch something to eat 
if we had it. Needless to say the slight respite was 
greatly appréciated. But it was by no means the 
general practice. One or two of the sentries were so 
deeply incensed against England that they took the 
opportunity to bait and badger the men in their charge 
wthout mercy. They kept the prisoners under them 
going hard without a break or pause. 
At noon we returned to barracks for dinner. Arnfing 
ourselves with our basins we scrambled down to the 
cook-house for our rations. It was red-cabbage soup, 
and it was never varie& But if was the strangest 
soup I have ever seen ruade or tasted, more particu- 
larly during the early days. 
There was a big cauldron with boiling water. Along- 
side was a table on which the cabbages were cut up. 
A handful of cabbage was picked up and dumped into 
the cauldron. Directly it hit the water the cabbage 
was considered tobe cooked and was served out. 
Consequently the meal comprised merely a basin of 



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sloshy boiling water in .which floated some shreds of 
uncooked red cabbage. Sometimes the first batch of 
men succeeded in finding the cabbage warmed through : 
it had been left in the water for a few seconds. But 
the last batch invariably fared badly. The cooks 
realising that there would be insuflîcient to go round 
forthxvith dumped in tvo or three buckets of cold 
water to eke it out. Somctimes, but on very rare 
occasions, a little potato, and perhaps a bone which 
had once been associatcd with meat, vould be round 
in the basin lurking under a piece of cabbage leaf. 
Ultimately some French and Belgians were put in 
charge of the kitchen. Then there xvas a slight im- 
provemcnt. The cabbage was generally well-cooked 
and the soup was hot. But although these cooks did 
thcir best, it did not amount to much, for the simple 
reason that the authorities would not permit any further 
ingrcdients whatcver. 
At 2.0 p.m., there was another parade, followed by 
a return to work which was continued without inter- 
misson for another four hours. At six in the evening 
we returned to barracks for a third parade after which 
we xvere dismissed for tea. This was another far flore 
appetising meal, mcrely constituting a repetition of 
the breakfast rationa basin of lukewarm acorn coffee 
without milk or sugar. In addition to the foregoing 
we were served with a portion of a loaf of black bread 
on alternate mornings. This supply, if you got it, 
had to last six meals. 
It will be realised that our wardens were far flore 
being disposed to fecd us up. We grumbled against 
the rations, their monotony and insuflïciency, but we 
received no amelioration of our condition. In fact, 
our petitions were ignored. We were told that if 
we wanted more or greater variety of food we must 
buy it from the canteen. We had to act upon this 
recommendation just to keep ourselves alive. 
The canteen was run by the most unprincipled 
scoundrel I have ever met. He was a civilian specula- 



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for who saw the chance fo fatten on the British pris- 
oners. He fleeced us in two ways. Not only wcre his 
prices extortionate, but he gave a ridiculous exchange 
for British currency, especially gold. Aflcr consider- 
able persuasion and deliberation he vould change a 
hall sovereign for 7½ marks--Ts. 6d. We complained 
but could get no redress for such a depreciation. 
Other coins were in proportion. 
Br6dchen in limited quantities were brought in 
every day. We could buy these af 5 pfennigs--one 
halfpenny--apiece, or in the early days three for o 
pfennigs. The latter practice was abandoned when 
the pinch of flour shortage commenced fo be felt. 
The br6dchen came in during the night, and owing to 
the totally inadequate quantity purchased to meet 
our needs, one had to be about early to secure a supply. 
I, with others, have often been up at four o'clock in 
the morning, lounging around the canteen, so as to 
be among the first to be scrved when it opened at rive 
o'clock. The scenes which were enacted around the 
canteen in the early morning are indescribable. Civilians 
strangely clad, and later badly wounded, limping 
soldiers, sickly and white, waited patiently, no matter 
what the weather, to buy a little bread. 
The necessity to depend upon the canteen for a 
sufficiency of food to keep us alive hit those who were 
blessed with little money extremely hard. There was 
one man--he said he was an Englishman, although 
I have my doubts about it--who was brought to the 
camp. He had nota farthing in his pocket. He said 
his home was near the frontier, and that he often 
slipped across it for a ride on his bicycle. He related 
that he had been caught during one of these excursions, 
to find himself ultimately at Sennelager. That man 
was a mystery. He was kept alive by the others 
more or less, and he accompanied us to various prisons. 
But subsequently he obtained his papers in a mysterious 
manner, and was seen no more. He vanished in the 
darkness as it were, and the German guards were not 



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disposed fo talk about him. It has always been out 
suspicion that he vas sent among us dth an ulterior 
motive which it is impossible to divine. 
Those vho could not purchase supplies from the 
canteen were assisted by their more fortunate comrades. 
The lucky ones divided their purchases so that the 
unfortunate individuals might not feel their position 
or surfer want. This practice was tangibly assisted 
by one or two prisoners who were well supplied with 
lnoney, especially Prince L , who became the 
general favourite of the camp from his fellow-feeling, 
camaraderie, sympathy, and sportsmanship. 
One morning he came across a poor prisoner who 
looked very ill. He appeared fo be hall starved, as 
indeed he was from his inability fo buy any food. 
After a short conversation the Prince slipped rive 
sovereigns into the man's hand and bolted before he 
could be thanked. Unfortunately this poor fellow is 
still in prison, but he bas never forgotten the Prince's 
kindness. 
The day after our arrival af Sennelager the Prince 
came fo me and drew my attention fo my shirtless 
condition. I explained the reason for its disappearance 
and that I could not get another as the authorities 
were still holding my heavy baggage containing further 
supplies. He said nothing as he went away, but a 
quarter of an hour later he returned with a new gar- 
ment from his own kit which he forced me fo accept. 
Another day, the party with which I was working 
were coming in to the evening meal. He hailed us 
and invited one and all to accompany him fo the 
canteen to have a chop with him. That was the finest 
meal I had tasted slnce my feast in Wesel prison. 
Some rime later Prince L succeeded in getting 
home. Although he was heartily congratulated upon 
his good fortune, his absence was sorely felt by those 
whom he was in the habit of befriending. 
Af nine o'clock we had fo be in bed. Some of the 
more untameable spirits rebe!led af the order to 



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extinguish lights at this hour, but in our barrack Captain 
K rigidly insisted that the regulation should be 
observed. He feared the antagonism of the officers 
might be aroused, tn which event we should be ruade to 
surfer for our fractiousness. The disputes between 
the prisoners and the sentries over the lights were 
interminable. The men would be ordered to extinguish 
their oil lamp. If they did not respond with suflïcient 
alacrity the sentry cluttered up and put it out himself. 
Ata later date, however, the hour for " lights out " 
was extended to xo p.m. 
The German nation is ever held up as the world's 
apostle of hygiene and sanitary science. However 
true this may be in regard to civic and rural lire if 
certainly does not apply to prison and military exist- 
ence. We were occupying the quarters normally 
assigned to recruits. Yet Sennelager was absolutely 
devoid of the most primitive features of a sale sanitary 
system. There was an open cesspool within a stone's 
throw of the barracks, the stench rom which, during 
the heat of the summer, may be better imagined than 
described. No disinectants whatever were used, 
and at intervals of three days it was emptied by the 
crudest means imaginable, on which occasions the 
barracks were not only untenantable but absolutely 
unapproachable. In act, the conditions were so 
primitive and revolting that the outbreak of an epidemic 
was momentarily expected, not only by ourselves but 
by the authorities as well. 
This danger was brought home to us xvhen we were 
compdled to submit to the ordeal of vaccination. 
Even this task was carried out under conditions which 
no other civilised country would permit for a moment, 
for the simple reason that antiseptic precautions were 
conspicuous by their complete absence. The order 
arrived that we were tobe vaccinated on such and 
such a morning " in the interests of the campboth 
prisoners and soldiers." We were ordered to line up 
in a queue outside a srnall building which we were to 



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enter singly in succession. We were commanded to 
have out arms bared to the shoulder in readiness. 
Vaccination was not carried out by Dr. Ascher, the 
oncial medical attendant to the camp, but by a young 
military doctor who came especially for the purpose. 
Whether it was because the temperature within the 
small building was too sultry or not I cannot say, but 
the vaccinator decided to complete his work in the 
open air, the fact that a dust-storm was raging not- 
withstanding. The military doctor was accompanied 
by a colleague carrying a small pot or basin which 
evidently contained the serum. The operation was 
performed quickly if crudely. The vaccinator stopped 
before a man, dipped his lance or whatever the instru- 
lnent was into the iar, and gripping the arm tightly 
just above the elbow, ruade four big slashes on the 
muscle. The incisions were large, deep, and brutal- 
looking. Then he passed to the next man, repeating 
the process, and so on ail along the line. He took no 
notice of the dust which was driving hither and thither 
in clouds. 
Whether by misfortune or mishap I received four 
striking gashes, and the shape of the incisions made me 
wonder whether the vaccinator thought he was playing 
a gaine of noughts and crosses with a scalpel upon my 
arm. AIter we had been wounded in this manner we 
were in a quandary. Our arms were thic-kly covered 
with the driIting sand. Our shirt sleeves were equally 
soiled. Consequently infection of the wound appeared 
tobe inevitable whatever we did. In this unhappy 
frame of mind and dirty condition we were dismissed. 
Unfortunately for me I proved resistant to the serum, 
and had to submit to the operation a second time with 
equally abortive results. One or two of the prisoners 
suffered untold agonies, blood-poisoning evidently 
setting in to aggravate the action of the serum. 
The primitive sanitary arrangements which prevailed 
brought one plague upon us. We.[suffered from a 
pestilence of flies which under the circumstances was 



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hot surprising, everything being conducive to their 
propagation. They swarmed around us in thick 
black clouds. They recalled the British housefly, 
only they were much larger, and extremely pugnacious. 
Lire within the barracks became almost impossible 
owing to their attacks and the severity of their stings, 
which set up maddening irritation. XVe petitioned 
the authorities to allow us a supply of fly-papers. 
After considerable demur they acquiesced, but we could 
not use them, or rather they were used up too rapidly. 
The evening we received them we decided to attach a 
few to the ceiling, but belote we could fix thcm in 
position their fly-catching capacities were exhausted. 
They were covered with a heaving, buzzing black 
mass of insects within a minute. So we abandoned 
fly-catching tactics. 
This pestilence harassed us sorely during out meals. 
They settled everywhere and upon everything. While 
butter or margarine were unobtainable at the canteen 
we were able to purchase a substance which resembled 
honey in appearance, colour, and taste. Indeed we 
were told that it was an artificial product of the beehive. 
When we spread this upon out bread the files swarmed 
to the attack, and belote the food could be raised to 
our mouths the bread was not to be seen for flies. At 
first we spent considerable effort in brushing the insects 
away, but their numbers were too overwhelming to 
be resisted, so we were compelled to run the risk of the 
files, and I, in common with others, have eaten bread, 
honey, and files as well !" It took considerable rime and 
effort to toaster such a revolting meal, but under these 
conditions, it was either files or nothing, so we tan the 
risk of the insects, although it cannot be said that they 
contributed to the tastiness of an already indifferent 
food, or out peace of mind, because we could not dismiss 
thoughts of the cesspool which the flies ruade their 
happy hunting-ground during the periods between 
meals. 
Infraction of the rules and regulations were frequent, 
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for the simple reason that they were never explained fo 
us. We had fo learn them as best we could--invariably 
through the experience of punishment. This state 
of affairs placed us af the mcrcy of the guards. Those 
who were venomously anti-British expended their 
savagery upon us on every occasion. For the slightest 
misdcmeanour we were consigned to the cells for one, 
two, three, or more days. The cell recalled my domicile 
in Wesel, and I must confess that I made the acquaint- 
ance of ifs uninviting intcrior upon several occasions 
through inadvertently breaking some rule. But the 
others fared no bctter in this respect. It was cells for 
anything. 
ïhis prison was a small masonry building, fitted with 
a tiny grating. It was devoid of all appointments, 
not even a plank bed being provided. To sleep one 
had fo stretch one's self on the floor and secure as much 
comfort as the cold stone would afford. Bread and 
water was the diet. Ail exercise was denied, except 
possibly for the brief stretch accompanied by the 
sentry to fetch the mid-day meal of soup, assuming 
the offence permitted such food in the dietary, from the 
cook-house. Conversation with a fellow-creature was 
rigidly verboten. It was solitary confinement in ifs 
most brutal form. 
The method of punishment was typically Prussian. 
If one upset the guard by word or deed, he clapped you 
in the cell right-away and left you there. Possibly 
he went off fo his superior oflïcer fo report your offence. 
But the probability was that he did not. Indeed it 
was quite likcly that he forgot all about you for a rime, 
because the sentry af the door never raised the slightest 
interrogation concerning a prisoner within. More 
than once a prisoner was forgotten in this manner, 
and accordingly was condemned fo the silence, solitude, 
• and dismal gloom of the tiny prison until the guard 
chanced fo recall him fo mind. 
During my period of incarceration at Sennelager 
the number of civil prisoners brought in fo swell out 



]3REAKING US IN AT SENNELAGER 5 

party was somewhat slender. They came in small 
batches of ten or twelve, but were often fewer in number. 
They invariably arrived about two o'clock in the 
morning. Then the sentry would corne thumping 
into the barrack, his heavy boots resounding like 
horse's hoofs and his rifle clanging madly. Reaching 
the room he would yell out with ail the power of 
his lungs, thus awaking every one, " Dolmetscherl 
Dolmetscher! " (Interpreter ! Interpreter !) " Get 
up ! " That luckless individual had to bestir himself, 
tumble into his clothes and hurry to the office to assist 
the authorities in the official interrogation of the latest 
arrivais. This was one of the little worries which 
were sent to try us, but we soon bccame inured to the 
rude disturbance of our rest, in which the average 
sentry took a fiendish delight. 
]3y the time the first Sunday came round, and having 
nothing to do--all labour was suspended, although no 
religious service was held--I decided to wash my 
solitary shirt. I purchased a small cake of cheap 
rough soap from the canteen, got a wooden tub, and 
stripping myself to the waist, washed out the article 
in question outside the barrack door to the amusement 
of my colleagues. \Virile I was busily engaged in this 
necessary occupation I was attracted by tittering and 
chattering. Looking up I round I was the object of 
curiosity among a crowd of civilians dressed in their 
Sunday best. Together with my fellow-prisoners I 
hurriedly retired to the sanctuary of out barracks. 
Later we learned that on Sundays the residents of 
Paderborn and the countryside around were free to 
en-ter the camp to have a look at the ]3ritish prisoners. 
Indeed they were invited. They stalked and wandered 
about the camp in much the same manner as they would 
have strolled through the Zoological Gardens in ]3erlin, 
looking at us as if we were strange exotic animals, 
chattering, laughing, and joking among themselves 
at our expense. We considered this an unwarrantable 
humiliation, and we countered it by the only means 



6 FOUR GERlXIAN PRISONS 
within our pover. We resolutely stayed indoors until 
he gaping crowds had gone. This diversion of the 
German public, if such it may be called, speedily fell 
into desuetude, not because the novelty wore off, but 
because the " Engliinder " were never to be seen, so 
that the six-toile tramp from Paderborn to Sennelager 
and back was merely wasted. It was a bitter dis- 
appointment fo the curiosity-provoked crowds, but 
we scored a distinct success. 
The first Sunday I had to wander about shirtless, 
the only garment of this character 'hich I possessed 
hanging upon the line to dry. But the sight of a crowd 
of us, on Sunday mornings, stripped bare to our waists, 
washing and scrubbing the only shirts to our backs, 
became quite a common sight later, and I must confess 
that we ruade merry over this weekly duty for a rime. 
We had not been in Sennelager many days before 
we discovered to our cost that we were all suffering 
solitary confinement. We were completely isolated 
from the outside world. We were not permitted to 
receive any letters or parcels. Neither were we 
allowed to communicate with anyone outside. News- 
papers were also sternly forbidden. These regulations 
were enforced with the utmost rigour during my stay 
at this camp. Consequently we -k_new nothing what- 
ever about the outside world, and the outside world 
knew nothing about us. Early in September I did 
succeed in getting two postcards away, but I ascer- 
tained afterwards that they did not reach their des- 
tinations until some weeks after I had left Sennelager. 
We felt this isolation very keenly because one and all 
were wondering vaguely_ what our wives, families, 
friends, or relatives were doing. 
About ten days after our arrival at this hostelry 
there »vas a parade. The adjutant strutted before us 
with the pride of a peacock, and in his pompous ,«oice 
cfied: 
" All prisoners who reside in Germany because of 
theix business connections, or 'ho are married to 



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German wives, will bc permitted to return fo their 
homes ! " 
This announcement precipitated wild excitement 

bccause it affected from twenty to thirty prisoners. 
Needless fo say they packed their bags with frantic 
speed, as if fearing cancellation of the welcome news, 
and emerging from the barracks hastened to receive 
their passes fo make their way to Paderborn. Among 
them was the head of our barrack, Captain K 
A strong friendship had sprung up between him and 
me, and we shook hands vigorously though silcntly. 
He illvited many others and myself, in the event of 
our being given permission fo move about the country, 
to come and stay af his house near C. 
While every man Jack of us who was left behind 
was heavy in his heart and became sad because he was 
hot numbered among the privileged few, we were by 
no means cast down. As the small party of free men 
walked towards the entrance we gave them a frantic 
and wild parting cheer. If was the first rime we had 
let ourselves go and we did it vith a vengeance. The 
German officers and men started as if electrified, and 
looked at us in amazement. They thought we had 
gone mad. Beside us stood one of the guards. He 
turned to us, his eyes and mouth vide open, to mutter : 
" My God! You English are a funny race!" 
" What's the matter ?" we returned. 
" What ? You cheer those fellows who are going 
home and yet you are being left here ! " 
" Why not ? Good luck fo them !" and we let fly 
another terrific huzza to speed them on their way. 
The guard shook his head, thoroughly puzzled. He 
did not understand the psychology of the British race 
any more than his superiors. 
" But why do you cheer ? " pursued the guard. 
" Because we are English," sxviftly retorted one of 
our party. The guard said no more. 
A day or two after the departure of our colleagues 
there was a change in the command of the camp. 



118 FOUR GERMAN PIISONS 
The old General was supersedcd by a man whose name 
will never be forgotten by the t3ritish prisoners of 
Sennelager Camp. They will ever couple him with the 
infamous instigator of the " Black Hole of Calcutta." 
This was Major t3ach. Upon his assumption of the 
command he inaugurated what can only be truthfully 
described as a Reign of Terror. Tall, of decided mili- 
tary bearing, he had the face of a ferret and was as 
repulsive. With his sardonic grin he recalled no one 
so vividly as the " Villain of the Vic ! " 
The morning after his arrival he paraded us all, and 
in a quiet suave voice vhich he could command at times 
stated • 
" English prisoners ! Arrangements are being ruade 
for your instant return fo England. A day or two 
must pass before you can go, to enable the necessary 
papers fo be completed and put in order. But you dll 
not bave fo do any more vork." 
We v¢re dismissed and I can assure you that we were 
a merry, excited crowd. We jumped for joy at the 
thought that out imprisonment had corne to an end. 
Like schoolboys we hastened to the barracks and fever- 
ishly set fo work packing our bags, whistling and sin#ng 
joyously meanwhile. 
Suddenly the bugle rang out summoning us to parade 
again. We rushed out, all agog with excitement, and 
half hoping that our release would be immediate. 
The Adjurant confronted us and in a loud voice roared" 
" English prisoners! You've been told that you 
are going back fo England. That was a rnistake. 
You will get to WOlk af once ! " 



CHAPTER VIII 

BADGERING THE BRITISH HEROES FROM MONS 

IT was about a fortnight after my arrival at Senne- 
lager. Out test had been rudely disturbed about the 
usual hour of 2 a.m. by the sentry who came clattering 
into the barrack roaring excitedly, " Dolmetscher! 
Dolmetscher ! " 
C-- who, after the departure of K--, had been 
elected Captain of our barrack and who was also the 
oncial interpreter, answered the summons. He was 
required to accompany the guards to the station. A 
further batch of British prisoners had arrived. By 
this rime we had grown accustomed to this kind of 
nocturnal disturbance, so after C-- had passed out 
the test of the barrack re-settled clown to sleep. 
I was astir just after four o'clock. It was my turn 
to serve as barrack-room orderly for the day, and I 
started in early to complete my task before 5.30 so as 
to secure the opportunity to shave and wash before 
parade. 
I was outside the barrack when my attention was 
aroused by the sound of tramping feet. Loo "king clown 
the road I was surprised to see a huge column of dust, 
and what appeared fo be a never-ending crowd of 
soldiers, marching in column. If was such an unusual 
sight, we never having witnessed the arrival of more 
than a dozen prisoners at a time, that, especially the 
moment I descried the uniforms, iny curiosity was 
aroused. Many of iny comrades were astir and partly 
dressed when I gave a hall, so they hurried out to join 
Ine. 
The army, for such it seemed, advanced amidst clouds 

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of dust. As they drew nearer we identified those af 
the head as Belgian soldiers. They swung by without 
faltering. Behind them came a small army of French 
prisoners. We could hot help noticing the compara- 
tively small number of wounded among both the 
Belgians and the French, and although they were 
undoubtedly dejected at their unfortunate capture 
they were apparently in fine fettle. 
But it was the men who formed the rear of this 
depressing cavalcade, and who also numbered several 
hundreds, which aroused out keenest interest and 
pity. From their khaki uniforms it was easy to deter- 
mine their nationality. They were British military 
prisoners. 
It was a sad and pitiful procession, and it was with 
the greatest difficulty we could suppress out emotion. 
The tears welled to out eyes as we looked on in silent 
sympathy. We would bave given those hardened war- 
riors a rousing cheer but we dared hOt. The guards 
would have resented such an outburst, which would 
bave rendered the lot of the British, both civilian and 
mil.itary, a hundred times worse. 
The soldiers, battle-stained, blood-stained, weary of 
foot, body and mind walked more like mechanical 
toys than men in the prime of lire. Their clothes were 
stained almost beyond recognition ; their faces were 
ragged with hair and smeared with dirt. But though 
oppressed, tired, huny and thirsty they were far from 
being cast down, although many could scarcely more 
one foot before the other. 
The most touching sight was the tenderness with 
which the unwounded and less injured assisted their 
weaker comrades. Some of the worst cases must 
bave been suffering excruciating agony, but they 
bore their pain with the stoicism of a Red Indian. The 
proportion of wounded was terrifying: every man 
appeared to be carrying one scar or another. As 
they swung by us they gave us a silent greeting which 
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mute conversation with eyes and slight movements of 
the hands than in volumes of words and frantic cheering. 
The brutal reception they had received from their 
captors was only too apparent. Those who were so 
terribly wounded as to be beyond helping themselves 
received neither stretcher nor ambulance. They had 
to hobble, limp and drag themselves along as best 
they could, profiting from the helping hand extended 
by a comrade. Those who vere absolutely unable to 
walk had to be carried by thcir chums, and it was 
pathetic to observe the tender care, solicitude and 
effort which were displayed so as to spare the luckless 
ones the slightest iolt or pain while being carried in 
uncomfortable positions and attitudes over the thickly 
dust-strewn and uneven road. The fortitude of the 
badly battered was wonderful. They forgot their 
sufferings, and were even bandying jest and joke. 
Their cheeriness under the most terrible conditions 
was soul-moving. No one can testify more truthfully 
to the Tapley cheeriness of the British soldier under the 
most adverse conditions than the little "knot of civilian 
prisoners at Sennelager when brought face to face 
for the first time with the fearful toll of war. 
The unhappy plight of out heroic fighting men, as we 
watched them march towards what was called the 
" field," which was nearly a toile beyond out barracks, 
provoked an immediate council of war among our- 
selves. It was only too apparent that we must exert 
ourselves on their behalf. Unfortunately, however, 
we were not in a position to extend them pronounced 
assistance : out captors saw to that. But ve divided 
up into small parties and succeeded in giving all the aid 
that was in out power. 
The soldiers were accommodated in tents. We had 
observed the raising of a canvas town upon the " field," 
and had been vaguely wondering for what it was 
required. Were German recruits coming to Senne- 
lager to undergo their training, or were we to be trans- 
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the latter the more probable, but as we reflected upon 
the size of canvas-town we concluded that provision 
was being ruade for something of far greater import- 
ance. 
The Belgian prisoners were sent into the stables. 
These, however, were scrupulously clean and empty 
of all the incidentals generally associated with such 
buildings, because the civilian prisoners had been 
compelled fo scout them out a few days before. Con- 
sequently the Belgians had no room for protest against 
the character of their quarters, except perhaps upon 
the ground of being somevhat over-crowded. A 
numbcr of the French soldiers were also distributed 
among the stables, but the surplus shared tents near 
their ]3ritish comrades. 
Upon reaching the field the prisoners were paraded. 
Each man was subjected fo a searching cross-examina- 
tion, and had to supply his name and particulars of the 
regiment fo which he belonged. Ail these details were 
carefully recorded. In the preparation of this register 
the German inquisitors betrayed extraordinary anxiety 
to ascertain the disposition of the British troops and 
the regiments engaged in the battle-line. Evidently 
they were in a state of complete ignorance upon this 
point. Nearly every soldier was requested fo give 
the naine of the place where he had been fighting, 
wounded, and captured. But the British soldiers did 
not lose their presence of mind. They saw through 
the object of these interrogations and their replies 
for the most part were extremely unsatisfactory. 
The man either did not know, could not recall, or 
had forgotten where he had been fighting, and was 
exceedingly hazy about what regiments were forming 
the ]3ritish army. In some instances, however, the 
desired data was forthcoming from those who were 
most severely wounded, the poor fellows in their misery 
failing fo grasp the real significance of the interpella- 
tions. If was easy fo realise the extreme value of the 
details which were given in this manner because the 



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Germans chuckled, chattered, and cackled like a flock 
of magpies. As may be supposed, owing to the exact- 
ing nature of the search for information, the rcgistra- 
tion of the prisoners occupied a considerable tiret TM. 

Later, during the day of their arrival, we civilian 
prisoners had the opportunity to fraternise with our 
fighting compatriots. Then we ascertained that they 
had been wounded and captured during the retreat 
flore Morts. But they had been subjected to the most 
barbarous treatment conceivable. They had received 
no skilled or any other attention upon the battlefield, 



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They had merely bound up one another's wounds 
as best they could with materials which happened to be 
af hand, or had been forced to allow the wounds fo 
romain open and exposed to the air. Bleeding and 
torn they had been bundled unceremoniously into a 
train, berded like cattle, and had been four days and 
nights travclling from the battlefield to Sennelager. 
During these 96 hours they had tasted neither food 
nor water ! The train vas absolutely deficient in any 
commissariat, and the soldiers had hot been permitted 
fo satisIy their cravings, even to the slightest degree, 
and even if they were in the possession of the where- 
vithal, by the purchase of food af stations at which 
the train had happened fo stop. "What vith the 
fatigue of battle and this prolonged enforced abstinence 
from the bare necessaries of lire, it is not surprising 
that they reached Sennelager in a precarious and 
pitiful condition. 
Among our heroes wcrc rive commissioned officers, 
including a maior. These were accommodated at 
Sennelager for about a fortnight but then they were 
sent axvay, whither we never knew beyond the Iact 
that they had been condemned to saIer imprisonment 
in a fortress. Among the prisoners were also about 
2oo men belonging to the R.A.M.C., taken in direct 
contravention of the generally accepted rules of 'ar. 
They were treated in precisely the saine manner as the 
captured fighting men. There were also a few non- 
commissioned officers who were permitted to retain 
their authority within certain limits. 
One of the prisoners gave me a voluminous diary 
which he had kept, and in vhich were chronicled the 
whole of his movements and impressions Irom the 
moment he landed in France until his capture, including 
the Battle of Mons. It was a remarkable human docu- 
ment, and I placed if in safe keeping, intending to 
get if out of the camp and to send it to my Iriend at 
home upon the first opportunity. But ill-luck dogged 
this enterprise. The existence of the diary iot to 



BRITISH HEROES FROM MONS 125 
the ears of out wardens and I was compelled to 
surrender it. 
The next morning the woundcd rcccived attention. 
The medical attendant attached to the camp for the 
civilian prisoners, Dr. Ascher, was not placed in 
command of this duty, although he extended assistance. 
A German military surgeon was given the rcsponsibi- 
lity. The medical arrangements provided by this 
oflîcial, who became unduly inflated with the eminence 
of his position, were of the most arbitrary character. 
He attended the camp at certain hours and he adhered 
to his rime-table in the most rigorous manner. If 
you were hOt there to rime, no matter the nature of 
your injury, you received no attention. Similarly, 
if the number of patients lined up outside the diminu- 
rive hospital were in excess of those to whom he could 
give attention during the hours he had set forth, he 
would turn the surplus away with the intimation that 
they could present themselves the next day at the same 
hour when perhaps he would be able to see to them. 
It did not marrer to him how serious was the injury 
or the urgency for attention. His hours were laid 
down, and he would hot stay a minute later for any- 
thing. Fortunately, Dr. Ascher, who resented this 
inflexible system, would attend the most pressing 
cases upon his own initiative, for which, it is needless 
to say, he received the most heartfelt thanks. 
Before the duty of examining the wounded soldiers 
commenceà there was a breeze between Dr. Ascher and 
the military surgeon. The former insisted that the 
patients should receive attention as they lined up 
first corne fo be first served, and irrespective of nation- 
ality. But the military doctor would bave none of 
this. His hatred of the British was so intense that he 
coulà hot resist any opportunity to reveal his feelings. 
I really think that he would willingly bave refused to 
attend to the British soldiers at all if his superior 
orders had hot charged him with this duty. So he 
did the next worse thing to harass out heroes. He 



126 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
expressed his intention to attend first to the Belgians, 
then to the French, and to the British last. They 
could wait, notwithstanding that their injuries were 
more severe and the patients more numerous than those 
of the other two Allies put together. This decision, 
however, was only in consonance with the general 
practice of the camp--the British were always placed 
last in everything. If the military surgeon thought 
that his arbitrary attitude would provoke protests 
and complaints among the British soldiers he vas 
grievously mistakcn, because they accepted his decision 
without a murmur. 
The queue outside the hospital was exceedingly 
lengthy. The heat was intense and grew intolerable 
as the day advanced and the sun climbed higher into 
the heavens. To aggravate matters a dust-storm 
blew up. The British wounded at the end of the line 
had a dreary, long, and agonising wait. Half-dead 
from fatigue, hunger, and racked with pain it is not 
surprising that many collapsed into the dust, more 
particularly as they could not secure the slightest 
shelter or relief from the broiling sun. As the hours 
wore on they dropped like flies, to receive no attention 
whatever,--except from their less-wounded comrades, 
who strove might and main to render the plight of 
the worst afflicted as tolerable as the circumstances 
would permit. Dr. Ascher toiled in the hospital like 
a Trojan, but the military doctor was not disposed 
to exert himself unduly. 
To make matters worse this despicable disciple of 
]Esculapius came out, and, notwithstanding the drifting 
and blowing sand, ordered all the British prisoners to 
remove their bandages so that there might be no delay 
when the hospital was reached. The men obeyed as 
best as they could, but in many instances the bandages 
refused to release themselves from the wound. The 
military doctor speedily solved this problem. He caught 
hold of the untied end of the bandage and roughly 
tore it away. The wounded man winced but hot a 



BRITISH HEROES FROM MONS 12 7 
sound came from his lips, although the wrench must 
bave provoked a terrible throb of pain, and in some 
instances induced the injury fo resume bleeding. 
Finding this brutal treatment incapable of drawing 
the anticipated protest he relented with the later prison- 
ers, submitting the refractory bandages fo preliminary 
damping with water fo coax the dressings free. 
With their bandages removed the soldiers presented 
a ghastly sight. Their clothes were tattered and torn, 
bloodstained and mudstained, while the raw wounds 
seemed to glare wickedly against the sun, air, and dust. 
It was pitiable to see the men striving to protect thcir 
injuries from the driving sand, in vain, because the 
sand penetrated everywhere. Consequently the gaping 
wounds soon became clogged with dust, and it is hot 
surprising that blood-poisoning set in, gangrene super- 
vening in many instances. Under these conditions 
many injuries and wounds which would have healed 
speedily under proper attention and which would have 
left little or no permanent traces, developed into serious 
cases, some of which resisted all treatment, finally 
demanding anaputations. The mutilation which ensued 
was terrible, and there is no doubt whatever that many 
a limb was lost, condemning the wounded man to be 
a cripple for lire, just because he happened to be 
British, incurred the hostility of the military surgeon, 
and was intentionally neglected. Matters were aggra- 
vated by the military surgeon coming out of the hospital 
finally, after the men had been standing uncomplain- 
ingly for several hours in the baking heat, gong a 
certain distance along the line, and then brutally telling 
all those beyond that point that they could re-bind 
up their wounds and corne to see him the next morning. 
He had no time to attend to them that day, he 
remarked. 
I do hot know how out wounded heroes from Mons 
would have got on had it hot been for Dr. Ascher, the 
R.A.M.C. prisoners, ourselves, and a British military 
doctor who happened to be among those captured on 



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the battlefield. The latter was not discovered for 
some rime because he refused to reveal lais identity. 
Subsequently, realising the serious turn which matters 
were taking, and observing the intentional and 
systematic neglect which was being meted out to his 
unfortunate fellow-countrymcn, he buclded in and did 
wondcrful work. Prince L--m and K.---- also toiled 
incessantly in the attempt to ameliorate the plight 
of our wounded. Many of the soldiers were absolutely 
without funds, but these two civilians extended them 
the assistance so sorely needed out of their own pockets, 
purchasing foodstuffs from the canteen, which they 
distributcd together with other articles which were 
in urgent request, with every liberality. 
The lack of funds hit out wounded exceedingly 
hard. Although they were on the sick list they received 
no special treatment. They were in dire need of nour- 
ishing food suitable for invalids, but they never 
received it. They were compelled, in common with 
ourselves who were in tolerably good health, to sub- 
sist on mil-ldess and sugarless acorn coffee, cabbage- 
soup, and black bread, which cannot possibly be 
interpreted as an invalid body-restoring dietary. 
As a result of this insufficient feeding the soldiers 
commenced to fall away. 
This systematic starvation, for it was nothing more 
nor less, rendered the soldiers well-nigh desperate. 
In order to secure the money wherewith to supplement 
their meagre and uninviting non-nutritious food with 
articles from the canteen, they were prepared to sell 
anything and everything which could be turned into 
a few pence. Khaki overcoats were freely sold for 
six shillings apiece. For sixpence you could buy a 
pair of puttees. Even buttons were torn off and sold 
for what they would fetch. One morning, on parade, 
a soldier whose face testified to the ravages of hunger 
tore off his cardigan jacket and offered it to any one 
for sixpence in order to buy bread. Little souvenirs 
which the soldiers had picked up on the battlefield, 



BRITISH HEROES FROM MONS 12 9 
and which they treasured highly, hoping fo take them 
home as mementoes of their battles, were sold to any 
one who would buy. As a marrer of fact some of the 
soldiers were prepared to part with anything and every- 
thing in which they were standing in ortier to get food. 
While we fraternised with the soldiers af the very 
first opportunity to secure details of their experiences 
which were freely given and to learn items of news, 
the German guards interfered. We had been kept 
in complete ignorance of the progress of the war, and 
now we were learning too much for our captors. I 
may say that all we heard about the war was the 
occasional intelligence given when we were on parade. 
Major Bach would stroll up with German newspapers 
in his hands and with fiendish delight would give us 
items of news which he thought would interest us. 
Needless to say the fragments always referred to 
brilliant German victories and he used to watch our faces 
with grim pleasure to ascertain the effect they produced 
upon us. At first we were somewhat impressed, 
especially when he told us that Paris had been captured. 
But when he related ten days later that it had fallen 
again, and that London was in German hands, we smiled 
in spite of ourselves because we had trapped him in 
his lying. 
We were now separated from out soldier friends, 
from whom we had gained a more reliable insight 
concerning the state of affairs. The German guards 
also gave themselves away by relating that they were 
embittered against the British soldiers because they 
had fought like devils and had wrought terrible havoc 
among the ranks of the German army. Consequently 
the only opportunity which arose for conversation 
was during the evenings around the canteen. Even 
then we had to be extremely cautious. If the guard 
saw one or tvo civilians associated with a group of 
Tommies, he would corne up, force us apart af the 
point of the bayonet, and make us proceed different 
ways. 



13o FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
Out practice was fo mingle singly and discreetly 
with the soldiers, and then upon return to barracks 
exchange news we had gleaned. I may say if became 
an unwritten law of the camp that, if a civilian took 
a soldier into the canteen and asked him any questions, 
he was to reciprocate by treating the Tommy fo 
some little dainty which was obtainable. If we 
asked nothing the soldier got nothing. This latter 
attitude was hot due fo out resenting the idea of 
treating the soldier, but because many of us were 
poor, or empty, in pocket ourselves. Although we 
did a considerable amount of forced labour we never 
received a penny for it. 
I had a tilt at my guard one day over the patinent 
of prisoners of war. Although I knew nothing about 
the International law upon the subject I made a ven- 
ture. 
"" Do you know ? " I asked, "' that as prisoners of 
war we are entitled to 60 pfennigs--sixpence--a day 
for what work we do ? " 
" Ja! Ja!" he grinned. '" But as it costs us 90 
pfennigs a day fo keep you, after deducting the 6o 
pfennigs, you still owe us 30 pfennigs a day ! " 
The idea of us being in Germany's debt for our board 
and lodging was certainly humorous. If any one asked 
me how much it cost the Teutonic Government in this 
direction I should consider a halfpenny a day a very 
liberal figure. 
The efforts of the prisoners fo supplement their 
meagre and monotonous official allowance of food by 
purchases at the canteen were handicapped by the 
avariciousness and unprecedented rascality of the 
unprincipled rogue who was in charge of this 
indispensable establishment. 
When a soldier had secured a few pence, say a shilling, 
by the sale of this or that personal belonging, and prof- 
fered the coin to the canteen proprietor, this worthy 
would pick it up, shrug his shoulders, and disdainfully 
push the shilling back with the remark, 



BRITISH HEROES FROII MONS x3x 
"English money ? No good here ! I can get very 
little for it I " 
Af tlfis pronouncement the soldier's face would 
fall. But dreading denial of a " br6tchen " of which 
he was in urgent need he would grow desperate. He 
would push the coin across the counter again. 
" It must be worth somethingl Now how much 
will you give for it ? " he would ask pleadingly. 
With further demur, elevation of eyebrows, pucke- 
ing of brows and hesitancy the canteen proprietor 
would complete a mental arithmetical sure in currency 
exchange. Af last he would reluctantly quote a 
figure, and as a rule if was about fifty per cent. 
below the face value of the coin. Thus the soldier's 
shilling would only be vahed at sixpence in German 
money. 
The soldier, satisfied at being able to get a " br6t- 
chen " even af such a sacrifice, would submit. But 
although the unwarranted depreciation was robbery 
it was not the worst feature of the methods of 
this greedy money-changer. 
The soldier would receive, not rive English pennies 
or 50 German pfennigs as his change but a French hall- 
franc. Then the next time he visited the canteen for 
another " br6tchen " or something else, he would put 
down the hall-franc he had previously received. 
Again the soldier received a rude surprise. The canteell 
proprietor would reluctantly say that the French money 
was useless to him. There would be a repetition of 
the previous bickering over the British shilling, and 
af last the astonished soldier would learn that he could 
only change the French hall-franc at a discount of 
forty per cent. In this instance the change would be 
the equivalent of twopence in English money, but it 
would be given in Belgian coins. Upon the third 
occasion when the British soldier visited the canteen 
to buy a" br6tchen " and proffered the 13elgian coinage 
he would learn that this had also undergone a sudden 
depreciation of fiffy per cent. So that by the rime 



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the so]dier bad expended his shilling he had really 
received goods fo the value of about threepence. 
It was a cunrdng method of conducting business and 
the cantcen proprietor was a toaster in keeping the 
hated currency of the three nations in circulation 
among themselves, and always exacted a heavy charge 
for its acceptalce. 
With such a novcl means of ringing the changes upon 
soldicrs of the three naionalities it is hot surprising 
tbat the canteen proprietor waxed rich within a very 
short time. 
Such a state of affairs not only adversely affected 
the soldiers but the poor civilian prisoners as well. 
Af last things came fo such a pass that one of out inter- 
preters, F. K, the fcllow-prisoncr whom I had met 
in Wesel prison, tackled the canteen proprietor upon his 
unfair method of conducting business, and emphasised 
how harsh it was upon the prisoners who vere hot 
flush in funds. For this attempt to improve our 
position F. K had to pay the penalty. The canteen 
proprietor promptly reported the interpreter to the 
Commanding Officer of the camp, vho forthwith 
sentenced out comrade to three days' cells for daring 
fo interfere vith German organisation! 
The Germans, in their determined intention fo pre- 
vent thc British civilian and military prisoners from 
mingling, adopted the most drastic measures. Guards 
werc posted everyvhere and we were sternly forbidden 
fo enter the soldiers' reservation. If we were detected 
thc guards were instructed to let drive with their 
rifles without giving any previous warning. The 
anti-British sentiment was so acute that any one of 
our guards would have only been too delighted to have 
had the chance to put this order into effect, and that 
upon the slightest pretext. As he would have been 
upheld in his action we decided fo give these amiable 
wardens Io opportunity to turn us into targets. 
There is no doubt that we were regarded as little 
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had given the Germans such a severe shaking up as to 
throw out guards into a state of wild panic. This vas 
proved only too conclusively by an incident vhich 
occurred one night. After we had retired we were hot 
permitted to put out heads out of the windows. To do 
so was to court a bullet, also according to instructions. 
On this particular night, after we had turlled iii, one of 
the prisoners, unable to sleep owing to mental worry and 
the heat, strolled to the door to get a breatll of fresh 
air. As he stepped out into the dusty footway a 
terrifying fusillade rang out and continued for several 
Ininutes. We all sprang up wondering what was the 
Inatter. 
The poor fcllow had been spotted coming ott of the 
door by the sentry vho, too excited to recognise the 
man, had red his rifle at the prisoner for ail he was 
worth. Instantly the guard turned out. The prisoner 
brought abruptly to his senses had darted back into the 
barrack safe and sound but fearfully scared. Only 
the wild shooting of the sentry had saved him from 
being riddled. The guard itself, upon turning out, 
evidently thought that a rebellion had broken out 
or at least that a prisoner had escaped. Seizing their 
rifles they blazed away for dear life. They did hot 
aire at anything in particular but shot haphazardly 
at the stars, haystacks, and trees in the nlost frantic 
Inanner imaginable and as rapidly as their magazine 
arms would let them. Undoubtedly the Germans 
were half-mad with fear. It rained bullets around the 
barracks and every man within crouched down on 
his bed, away from the windows through which ve 
inomentarily expected the bullets to crash. None of 
us dared to move fox fear that there might be a collision 
vith one or more of the Inissiles which pattered around 
IlS. 
The next morning we were paraded hurriedly. The 
guard ran about among us, searching every corner of 
the barracks, as if bereft. The roll was called with wild 
excitement, A prisoner had escapedl Had he hot 



134 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
been seen by every imaginative member of the guard ? 
But when they discovered that we were all sale and 
sound, and that we were perfectly composed, they 
presented a sorry array of stalwart warders. Their 
sheepishness provoked us to laughter when we learned 
the true reason for all the bother. But it brought 
home to us the extreme danger of falling foul of such 
a panicky mob. 
The military reservation was fenced off from out 
quarters by barbed 4re. The rule tan that no prisoner 
on either side of the barrier was to advance within 
a metre's distance--about one yard--of the fence. 
Guards were on duty to see that this regulation was 
obeyed. One day a I3ritish Tommy, in a moment 
of forgetfulness, ventured within the forbidden dis- 
tance. With a flash the excited guard standing near 
by raised his rifle and jabbed fiercely at the soldier. 
The bayonet got home in the luckless Tommy's shoulder 
and passed clean through from front to back, the ugly 
point of the bayonet protruding about three inches. 
This incident and unwarranted savagery, although 
born of "nerves," sickened and also roused those of us 
who had seen it. Seeing that the soldier was quite 
unarmed the sentry might have used the butt end of 
his weapon just as satisfactorily. But no ! It was a 
swine of an Englinder who had infringed the rule and 
the bayonet was the instrument for correction, to be 
plied with the utmost effect. 
Seeing the desperate condition of the British wounded 
and the inhuman manner in which they were treated 
one might naturally conclude that they would bave 
died off like flies. Sennelager bas the most evil 
reputation among the German prison camps for system- 
atic brutality and unprecedented ferocity. But to levy 
such an accusation is to bring an immediate Gennan 
denial. In reply they turn to the official reports and 
retort that conditions could hot possibly be so terrible 
as they are painted, otherwise the camp would be 
certain to reveal a high mortality. On the other hand 



BRITISH HEROES FROM MONS 135 
the death-rate af Sennelager is strikingly low, and the 
German officials stalle contentedly while the Press 
comforts itself smugly. 
The presentation of the low death-rate is even likely 
fo arouse doubt in the minds of the unsophisticated 
]3ritish af home. They are hot versed in German 
cunning. Sennelager camp carries a low death-rate 
for the simple reason that a prisoner is hot permitted 
to die there. When a man has been reduced to a 
hopeless condition and his demise appears imminent 
he is hurriedly sent off fo some other place, prefcrably 
a hospital, fo die. 13y a slice of luck he might cheat 
Death, in which event, upon his recovery, he is bundled 
off fo another prison. But he seldom, if ever, comes 
back fo Sennelager ! During my period of incarceration 
only one man, B, who was sent to Paderborn hos- 
pital fo die as the Germans thought, but who recovered, 
returned fo Sennelager. When a man was hastened 
out of the camp in this manner we never knew his fate. 
It became a by-word that few men went from Sennelager 
but none returned. Consequently, whenever we saw a 
sick case leave the camp we surmised that the poor 
wretch was making his final journey fo the Great 
]3eyond. We assumed his speedy dealh ]rom natural 
caseswas the German authorities would relate--fo 
be inevitable. 



CHAPTER IX 

THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 

ALTttOUGH we British prisoners, both civilian and 
military, constituted the principal butt for the spleen of 
Major Bach, we never raised the slightest audible com- 
plaint or protest, although inwardly and in the seclusion 
of out barracks we chafed at the unrelenting tyranny 
to which we were exposed and against which we were 
completely helpless. In strict accordance with the 
instructions of the Commandant we were always the 
last to receive attention. It we ever had to go fo the 
hospital to receive any treatment and were the first to 
arrive at ifs doors, we had to kick our heels outside 
and possess ourselves in patience as best we could until 
all the prisoners of other nationalities had seen the 
surgeon. As a rule we had a lost iourney. The surgeon 
in his haste to get away either would notify us that out 
cases could not receive enquiry until the morrow, or he 
would treat us in a perfunctory manner. 
As at the hospital so at the cook-house at meal times. 
We were never given our rations until all the others had 
been satisfied. The consequence was that we generally 
went short of food. The first to be treated received 
liberal quantities of the cabbage soup. Vhat was left 
had to be eked out amongst us. 
" The damned English swine can wait ! " Ttfis was 
the dictum of those in authority and the underlings were 
only too eager to Iulfil it to the letter. If there were the 
slightest opportunity to deprive us of our food, on the 
flimsy pretext that we had not answered the summons 
xvith sufficient alacrity, it was eagerly grasped. Under 
these conditions we had to go supperless to bed, unless 
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we could procure something at the canteen or our more 
fortunate comrades came to out assistance by sharing 
with us the comestibles they had purchased. 
Some ten days after the appearance of Major Bach a 
new target for his savagery and venom appeared. This 
was a party of Belgian priests. I shall never forger their 
entrance to the camp. We were performing necessary 
daily duties outside out barracks when out attention 
was drawn to an approaching party surrounded 
by an abnormally imposing force of soldiers. Such a 
military display was decidedly unusual and we naturally 
concluded that a prisoner of extreme significance, and 
possibly rank, had been secured and was tobe interncd 
at Sennelager. 
When the procession drew ncarer and we saw that 
the prisoners were priests our curiosity gave way to 
feelings of intense disgust. They were twenty-two 
in number and were garbed just as they had been torn 
from prayer by the ruthless soldiers. Some were 
venerable men bordering on seventy. Subsequently I 
discovered that the youngest among them was fifty- 
four years of age, but the average was between sixty 
and seventy. 
The reverend fathers with clasped hands moved 
precisely as if they were conducting some religious 
ceremonial among their flocks in their beloved churches. 
But the pace was too funereal for the advocates of the 
goose-step. They hustled the priests into quicker move- 
ment, not in the rough manner usually practised with 
us, but by clubbing the unfortunate religionists across 
the shoulders with the stocks of their rifles, lowering 
their bayonets to them and giving vent to blood- 
freezing curses, tierce oaths, coarse j eers, and rewarding 
the desperate endeavours of the priests to fulfil the 
desires of their captors with mocking laughter and 
ribaldry. 
The brutal manner in which they were driven into 
the camp as if they were sheep going to the slaughter, 
ruade our blood boil. More than one of us clenched our 



138 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
fists and ruade a half-movement forward as if fo inter- 
fere. But we could do nothing and so had to control 
out furious indignation. 
However, the moment the priests entered Senne- 
lager we received a respite. Officers and guards turned 
their savagery and spire from us fo visit if upon these 
unhappy victims by night and by day and af every 
trick and turn. Clubbing with the rifle was the most 
popular means of compelling them fo obey this, or fo do 
that. More than once I have seen one of the aged 
religionists fall to the ground beneath a rifle blow which 
struck him across the back. No indignity conceivable, 
besides a great many indescribable, was spared those 
vcnerable men, and they boved fo their revolting treat- 
ment with a meekness vhich seemed strangely out of 
place. 
After one more than usually ferocious manifestation 
of attack I questioned our guard fo ascertain the reason 
for this unprecedented treatment and why the priests 
had been especially singled out for such infamous 
ferocity. 
" Ach!" he hissed with a violent expectoration, 
" They fired upon out brave comrades in Belgium. 
They rang the bells of their churches fo summon the 
women to the windows fo tire upon otlr brothers as they 
passed. The dogs! We'll show them! We'll break 
them belote we have finished. They won't want to 
murder out brave troops again ! " 
The words vere jerked out with such fearful fury that 
I refrained from pursuing the subject. Later I had a 
chat with one of the oldest priests. It was only with 
difficulty we could understand one another, but it was 
easy fo discover that the charges were absolutely un- 
founded, and were merely the imagination of the dis- 
torted and savage Prussian mind when slipped from the 
leash fo loot, assault and kill for the first rime in his 
lire. 
A night or two later a few of us were purchasing food 
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in, dragging with them one of the most aged of the 
Fathers. He must have been on the verge of three- 
score and ten, and with his long white beard he presented 
an impressive, proud, and stately figure. But the 
inflamed Prussian bas no respect for aŒEe. The old man 
was bludgeoned against the counter and at his abortive 
attempts to protect himself the soldiers jeered and 
laughed boisterously. 
One of the soldiers called for a suit of clothes which 
was served out to prisoners, and for which we were 
supposed to pay six marks--six shillings. The leador 
of the party of soldiers grabbed the suit and, pushing 
the priest roughly, shouted, 
" Here! You can't work in the fiêlds with that 
garb you are wearing. You've got to buy these. Six 
marks! Hurry upt You've got to put them on!" 
The priest, who did not understand a word of 
German, naturally failed to grasp the meaning of the 
command. He promptly received a clout to knock 
some sense into him, the soldier meanwhile shaldng 
the prison-like suit to emphasise what he meant. 
In mute protest the priest shook his robes to indicate 
that he was quite content with what he was wearing. 
"Come on! If you don't change we'll doit for 
you! " 
At this threat there was a wild outburst of demoniacal 
mirth, in which the girl behind the counter, a brazen 
jade, joined uproariously as if in anticipation of some 
unusual amusement. She reached over the counter, 
craning her neck to secure a better view of an unex- 
pected spectacle. 
As the Reverend Father did not respond to the com- 
mand, the guard gathered round him. Before we could 
remise what was happening, kis crucifix and rosary 
had been roughly torn off, and with his watch and 
chain had been thrown upon a table standing alongside. 
His robe was roughly wkisked away in the twinkling 
of an eye. But the prisoner did not move or raise a 
hand in protest, even when he was bared to his under- 



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clothing in front of frtulein, who signalled her appre- 
ciation of the sight by wildly clapping her hands, 
laughing merrily, and giving expression to ribald jokes. 
The proud manner in which the victim surveyed Iris 
tormentors only exasperated them still further. By 
the threat of the bayonet he was compelled to stand 
up in front of these degenerate members of the human 
race and the girl behind the counter, whose laughter 
could now be heard ringing above the frantic shrieks 
of the soldiers. 
We, who wcre unwilling witnesses of this revolting 
spectacle, wcre grinding out teeth in ill-suppressed 
rage. Never during my sojourn in Sennelager, even 
whcn submitted to the greatest torment, have I seen 
the British prisoners roused to such a pitch of fury. 
As a rule we effectively maintained a quiet, if not 
indifferent, and tractable attitude, but this was more 
than flesh and blood could stand. 
But the priest never relaxed his proud composure 
and self-possession. He looked so penetratingly at 
the laughing jade that I think it must have penetrated 
into ber very soul. Her wild mirth ended abruptly 
in a strange semi-hysterical shriek as her eyes met Iris 
look of intense scorn. She winced and was effectively 
cowed into silence. 
I may say that the floor of the canteen was of 
concrete, but upon this was a layer of mud, slime, 
grease, and other filth brought in from outside upon 
the boots of those who frequented the establishment. 
This was now a noisome muddy carpet some two 
inches in thickness. The Germans, one may happen 
to recollect, have ever paraded their love of cleanliness 
belote the world, but this floor was the lie direct to 
their vain boastings. 
At the sight of the old man standing there erect 
belote them, the victim of unparalleled humiliation, 
but his spirit as strong and as unyielding as ever, the 
fury of the soldiers knew no bounds. One, giving vent 
to a fearful curse, placed his hand on the table upon 



THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 141 
which the crucifix, rosary, and watch were lying. 
He gave a swift, fiendish glance at the priest towering 
above him, and with a vile oath swept the articles to 
the floor, where they ploughed through the greasy 
revolting slime. 
It was then that the badgered and baited Father 
broke down. As he watched his beloved and revered 
crucifix and rosary suffering defilement and serving 
as the rude sport for the iron heels of the uncivilised 
Huns, the tears coursed down his face copiously. He 
gave a slight start as he saw the articles flash through 
the air, but suppressed the cry of horror which sprang 
inadvertently to his lips. 
But the soldiers were not yet satisfied with the 
agony which they had created in the Father's heart. 
One grabbed his rifle and lowering the bayonet in a 
threatening manner ordered the priest fo pick up his 
sacred treasures. The priest stooped down fo obey 
the instructions, but this was not suflïcient for his 
persecutors. He was driven to his knees and forced 
to grope among the repulsive mud for his revered 
religious tokens. With great diflïculty he recovered 
them, battered, crushed, and covered with the filthy 
accumulation upon the floor. As the Reverend Father 
drew himself once more fo his full height, clasping his 
treasures desperately, he brought his hands together, 
and closing his eyes, we saw his lips moving in prayer. 
This was the last straw. Grating our teeth, our 
faces white with passion, and our fingers itching to 
seize those barbarians round their throats fo choke 
their lires out of them, we nearly threw discretion to 
the winds. Had one of us ruade a forward movement 
we should have sprung upon them with the ferocity 
of bull-dogs. Those four soldiers never knew how 
near they were to meeting their deserts upon that 
day. As if was we merely scraped out feet in impotent 
rage. It was tllis fidgeting which aroused their 
attention. They turned and must have read our 
innermost intentions written in our faces, for they 



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instantly grabbed their rifles and rounded upon us. 
With a 1notion which could not be misunderstood, 
and uttering tierce curses, they ordered us to get outside. 
We reIused fo move, although conffonted by ugly 
pointed bayonets. If was a tense and critical moment. 
The soldiers undoubtedly saw that ve were now 
thoroughly roused, and, strange fo say, they appeared 
to lose their heads, for they stood stock still, apparently 
ffightened by our detcrmined appearance. 
One of our party, although as enraged as any of 
us, yet had maintained more complete control over 
his feelings. He saw the utter usclessness of our 
making a display of physical protest. With a quiet 
" Corne on, boys!" he stepped towards the door. 
If saved an ugly situation ; the movement fo the door 
and the crisis had passe& Fiercely glaring at the 
soldiers, with our j aws ominously set, and our fists 
clenched we retreated. Our action revived the courage 
of the guards. They at once sprang forward to jostle 
us out, prodding and attempting to club us right and 
left. 
As ve hurried through the open door we gave a final 
glance at the priest. He had turned his head and was 
looking steadily at us, and if ever conversation were 
carried out by looks there were volumes in his gaze. 
His eyes told us how impotent we were in the hands 
of these brutes who were brave because they had their 
loaded rifles. They told us of his appreciation of out 
sympathy in his hour of humiliation and torment. 
They extended us heartfelt thanks for our willingness 
to corne to his assistance, combined with a mute 
instruction not fo lift a finger on his behalf since the 
plight of one and all would become infinitely worse. 
We passed into the street and the door was slammed 
upon us. 
Once outside ve allowed out feelings to have full 
rein. We point-blank refused to go away and fell fo 
discussing the situation somewhat fiercely. Evidently 
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THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 143 
that they had gone far enough, because shortly after- 
wards the priest reappeared, and under escort was 
hurried away to his quarters. 
When we next saw him we endeavoured by diplomatic 
questions to ascertain the reason why he had been 
subjected fo such torture and indignity. To him the 
greatest humiliation was that his torment had occurred 
before a woman. But otherwise he refused to refer 
fo the episode. His Æetort, in a placid, resigned voice, 
was, "I only trust that God will bave mercy upon 
them ! " 
The priests were denied all opportunity to more 
about the camp. There were scores of co-religionists 
among us, but they were stedfastly refused the comfort 
which the Fathers could have given them. The priests 
were not permitted fo minister to the spiritual welfare 
of their flocks. As a matter of fact, by the strict 
instruction of Major Bach, no religious services of any 
description were permitted in the camp, at least hot 
while I was under his sway. 
To the members of the Roman Catholic persuasion 
the brow-beating, badgering, baiting and buffeting 
of the helpless priests acted as a red rag to a bull. 
But what could they do ? Protest was merely so 
much wasted energy. Communication with anyone 
outside the camp was absolutely impossible. To bave 
reviled Major Bach for his cruelty and carefully planned 
barbarity would only have brought down upon us 
further and morc terrible punishment of such fcrocity 
as would have made everyone long for the respite of 
the grave. 
But the priests could not be broken, no matter to 
what physical and mental suffering they were subjected. 
Even Major Bach discovered to his chagrin that lfis 
devilish ingenuity had encountered an insuperable 
obstacle. To wreak his revenge he now compelled the 
Fathers to carry out all the dirtiest and most revolting 
work in the camp--duties so repulsive as to be beyond 
description. But the good men never murmured. 



144 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
They did exactly as they were bidden, and even the 
guards at last appeared to realise the fact that their 
fertility in torment was of no avail in attempting to 
infuriate their meek charges. 
Major Bach, however, was by no means cast down at 
his failures. One morning he ordered the twenty- 
two priests fo be paraded. They were then loaded 
up with a variety of cumbersome and heavy imple- 
ments--spades, picks, shovels, and such like. Each 
load would have taxed the strength of a young man in 
the pink of condition and strength to carry, and yet 
here were old men, ranging between sixty and seventy 
years, compelled to shoulder such burdens. But they 
did it. 
An order was rapped out, the guard wheeled, and the 
tiny party moved off. We discovered afterwards 
that they were marched three mlles along the sandy 
road in the blazing sun to a point where they were 
roughly bidden to dig a huge pit. 
Throughout the morning, and without a moment's 
respire, they were forced to ply their tools, their task- 
masters standing over them and smartly prodding and 
threatening them with their rifles if they showed signs 
of falling from fatigue, or if they failed to maintain the 
expected rate of progress. To such old men, who 
probably had never lifted the smallest and lightest 
tool for many years, if ever, it was a back-brea'king 
task. However, they clung dutifully to their work 
until the hour of twelve rang out. 
Now they were re-marshalled, their tools were 
re-shouldcred, and they were marched back to camp 
for the mid-day meal. By the rime they reached the 
barracks all the other pnsoners had consumed the 
whole of the available soup. There was nothing for 
the priests. It was explained that they should have 
hurried so as to have arrived at an earlier moment. 
Then they would have received their due proportion. 
Meals could not be kept waiting for dawdlers, was the 
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THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 145 
must be ruade to remise the circumstance that they 
were not staying af an hotel. This, by the way, was 
a favourite j oke among our wardens. 
The priests bore visible signs of their six mlles' 
tramp through crumbling scorching sand and under a 
pitiless sun, as well as of their laborious toil excavating 
the large pif. But their distressed appearance did 
not arouse the slightest feeling of pity among their 
tormentors. Being too late for the meal they were 
re-lined up, and under a changed guard wcre marchcd 
back again fo the scene of their morning's labour. 
Naturally, upon reachhg the pif, they concludcd 
that they would have fo continue the excavation. 
But fo their intense astonishment the officer in charge 
ordered them to throw all the excavated soil back 
again into the hole ! This was one of the most glaring 
examples of performing a useless task, merely fo 
satisfy feelings of savagery and revenge, that I 
encountered in Sennelager, although if was typical of 
Major Bach and his methods. He took a strange 
delight in devising such senseless labours. Doubtlcss 
the authorities anticipated that the priests vould 
make some demur at being compelled to undo the 
work which they had done previously with so much 
effort and pain. But if this was the thought governing 
the whole incident the officials were doomcd fo surfer 
bitter disappointment. The priests, whatever thcy 
may have thought, silently accepted the inevitable, 
and displayed as much diligence in filling the pit as 
they had shown a few hours before in digging it. 
Still the afternoon's shovelling caused them greater 
physical hardship than the plying of the pick in the 
morning. They had been denied a mid-day meal, 
and their age-enfeebled physique proved barely equal 
fo the toil. A basin of black acorn coffee and a small 
fragment of hard brovn bread cannot by any manner 
of means be construed into strong sustenance for such 
a full day's work. During the afternoon one or two 
were on the verge of collapse from hunger and fatigue. 
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But their indomitab]e spirit kept them up and the pit 
was duly filled. 
]3y the rime the labour had been completed the 
evening was advancing. For the fourth time that day 
they shouldered their burden ol tools and set out on 
the thrce toiles Iramp to camp. 
We saw them corne in and our hearts went out in 
pity to them. They tottered rather than walked, 
their heads boved as if in prayer, and their crosses 
oI tools sinking them nearcr to the ground. Secing 
that they had walked twelve toiles and had put in 
some eight hours gruelling work it vas a marvel that 
the older members of the party had hot Iallen by the 
wayside. Yet, although lootsore, weary, worn, and 
hungry they retained their characteristic composure. 
In silence they discussed their frugal evening meal 
ol lukewarm black acorn coffee and black bread. Some 
of us, out ol sheer sympathy, secured some " brbt- 
chen " for them, but they acceptcd our expressions 
ol lellow-leeling very sparingly, although with extreme 
thankIulness. 
They refused to say a word about their sufferings 
or the agonies they had experienced during their labour 
and long walk. I got the story Irom one of the guards 
who had accompanied them. But even these thick- 
skinned disciples of " kultur " and brutality vere hot 
disposed fo be communicative. The stoicism, grim 
determination and placidity of the Reverend Fathers 
constituted something which their square heads and 
addled brains failed to understand. They had never 
experienced the like. 
While Major Bach rever repeated the senseless 
pit-digging and refilling programme for the priests, his 
invention was by no means exhausted. Direct incen- 
tive to rebellion proving completely abortive he now 
resorted to indirect pettifogging and pin-pricking 
tactics, harassing the unfortunate priests at every tutu, 
depriving them of food or something else, reducing 
their rations, giving them the raost repulsive work 



THE PERSECUTION OF THE PRIESTS 147 
he could discover, and so forth. But it was ail fo no 
purpose. Those twenty-two priests beat him af every 
turn. For Major Bach to try to break their proud 
spirit was like asking a baby to bend a bar of steel l 
What ultimately became of these prisoners I cannot 
say. In fact, I do not think there is any one who can 
definitely relate their fate. Other prisoners now 
commenced to arrive in increasing numbers and the 
breaking-in of these crowds to the tyranny and brutal 
existence of Sennelager Camp appeared fo demand 
the complete attention of the authorities. Certainly 
the new arrivals provided Major Bach with ail the 
entertainment he desired. 
Some say that the priests were distributed among 
other camps; others that one or two succumbed to 
the persistent ill-treatment meted out fo them; and 
still more that they are yet at Sennelager. No one 
can say precisely. Only one fact remains. For a 
rime they occupied the sole attention of every one in 
the camp because they constituted the most prominent 
target for the fiendish devilry of Major Bach. Then 
they suddenly appeared to slip into oblivion. The 
probability is that they were swallowed up among the 
hundreds of French, British, Russians, Poles, Serbians, 
and various other races who were now pouring in. 
Being somewhat retiring in their nature the probability 
i that the priests were overlooked and forgotten in 
that troublous maelstrom of outraged humanity known 
far and wide as Sennelager Camp. 



CHAPTER X 

TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE--THE FAVOURITE 
PUNISHMENT 

UIIL the coming of Major Bach at Sennelager con- 
finement to cells constituted the general punishment 
for misdcmeanours, the sentence varying according 
fo the gravity of the offence. But mere solitary confine- 
ment in a hole in which perpetual twilight prevailed 
during the day did not coincide with Major Bach's 
principlcs of ruling with a rod of iron. It was too 
humane ; even the most savage sentence of "' cells " 
did hot inflict any physical pain upon the luckless 
prisoner. 
Major Bach was a past-master in the grim art of 
conceiving new and novel methods to worry and punish 
those who were so unfortunate as to be under his 
thumb. He was devilishly ingenious and fertile in 
the evolution of ways and means to make us feel out 
position as acutely as possible. I really think that he 
must have lain awake for hours at night thinking out 
new schemes for inflicting punishment upon us, or 
else must have been possessed of an excellent and 
comprehensive encyclopoedic dictionary dealing with 
the uncanny and fiendish atrocities devised by the 
Chinese. I do not doubt for a moment that, if he 
dared, he would have introduced some of the most 
ferocious tortures which for centuries have been 
characteristic of the Land of the Dragon. We were 
absolutely helpless and completely in his hands. He 
knew this full well and consequently, being a despot, he 
wielded autocratic power according to his peculiar 
lights as only a full-blooded Prussian can. 
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One evening the French military prisoners were 
being marched into camp at the conclusion of the day's 
work. Among them was a Zouave. Half-starved 
from an insufficiency of food he could scarcely drag 
one foot before the other. At last he dropped out 
from sheer fatigue. The guard struck him with the 
butt end of his rifle and roughly ordered him to get 
up and keep step and pace with his comrades. The 
Zouave pleaded that he really could not walk another 
step because he felt so weak and ill. The guard thore- 
upon pulled the retched prisoner to his feet and gave 
him a heavy blow across his back. 
This unwarranted action stung the Zouave to frenzy. 
Clenching his teeth he sprung towards his tormentor 
with his fist raised in the air. But second thoughts 
prevailing he refrained from delivering the blow vhich 
he had premeditated. The menace, however, did not 
fail to exercise its effect upon the bullying guard who 
instantly became an arrant coward. The Zouave's 
action was so unexpected that the soldier was taken 
completely by surprise. He comnlenced to ycll as 
if he had been actually struck, and his vociferous 
curses, reaching the ears of his comrades, brought 
speedy assistance. They rushed up, secured the Zouave, 
who was glaring fiercely at his tormentor, pinioned his 
arms behind him, and then marched him off to the 
Commanding Officer with all the speed they could 
command. 
The grave charge of insubordination and attempting 
fo strike the guard was proffered. Major Bach listened 
closely and when he had heard the story, which need- 
less to say was somewhat freely embroidered, curtly 
sentenced the Zouave to " four hours at the post ! " 
This was the first occasion upon which we had heard 
of this punishment and naturally we were somewhat 
agog with curiosity to discover the character of this 
latest means of dealing out correction. 
Escorted by four gnards with loaded rifles and fixed 
bayonets, the unhappy Zouave was l¢d to a lost just 



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outside our barrack. One of the soldiers stood on 
either side of the prisoner ready to run him through 
should he make an attempt to escape or to resist. 
The other two guards, discarding their rifles, uncoiled 
a length of rope which they were carrying. 
The prisoner's hands were Iorced behind his back 
and his wrists were tied tightly together, the rope 
being drawn so taut as to cut deeply into the flesh and 
to cause the unhappy retch to shriek. He was now 
backed against the post round which the rope was 
passed. His ankles were then tied as tightly as his 
wrists and also strapped to the post, which action drew 
another yell of pain Irom the victim. Finally another 
length of the rope was passed round the upper part of 
his body, lashing him firmly to the support to prevent 
him Ialling Iorward. 
Trussed and tied the unhappy prisoner was left to 
undergo his four hours' sentence of this ordeal. The 
soldiers returncd to their quarters, but as a preliminary 
precaution, as we were undeniably showing signs of 
resentment against such torturing treatment, we were 
bustled into our barracks. But we could hot rest or 
sleep. The hapless man at the stake was being racked 
and torn with pain. His shrieks, moans, and groans, 
echoing and re-echoing through the still hours of the 
summer evening, sounded so weird, uncanny, and 
nerve-racking as to make our blood run cold. At 
each outburst we shivered and strove hard, though 
vainly, to shut out the terrible sounds Irom our ears. 
Airer the Zouave had been strung up for some time 
I decidcd to creep out and up to him to ascertain 
Irom direct close observation the effects of this treat- 
ment upon the victim. Stealing out of the barracks, 
thereby running the risk of encountering a bullet from 
the sentry's rifle, I stealthily ruade my way to the post. 
13y the rime I gained the spot the weak 'retch was in 
a fearful plight. The ropes had been drawn so tightly 
round his rists and ankles as to cause the circulation 
of the blood through the hands and feet to cease, while 



TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE 151 
the flesh immediately above the knots was swelling 
up in a fearful manner. All sense of feeling in the hands 
and feet having gone, the man was hanging limply, 
instead of standing against the post. He writhed and 
twisted in frenzied efforts fo secure some relief while 
in this uncomfortable position, but each movement 
only calsed further pain and the unintentional ltter- 
ance of piercing shrieks. Upon the exhaustion of 
this spasm the upper part of his body dropped forward 
slightly so that his head fell down upon his chest. 
For a few seconds he would stand or rathcr bang, 
perfectly still and quiet. Then as he ruade another 
attempt to secure a change of position shafts of pain 
would shoot through him, causing him to shriek again 
for a few seconds in the most agonising manner, which 
ruade me start and shiver. While his shrieks were 
terrifying it was the long-drawn out wail and moan 
in which they ended which were more unnerving. 
They sounded like the agonised howls of an animal 
caught in a trap and suffering untold forment. 
But each successive outburst grew weaker. The body 
dropped more and more forward until it could fall no 
farther owing fo the retaining tope. His head dropped 
lower and lower upon his chest, which had the effect 
of interfering with respiration. The man would throw 
his head wildly about in frantic efforts fo breathe, but 
to little purpose. His face commenced fo assume a 
ghastly bluish colour ; his distended eyes almost started 
from his head ; while his mouth, now 'ide open, allowed 
his tongue fo loll and roll in a manner vividly reminis- 
cent of a maniac restrained in a strait jacket. The 
struggles and cries grew fainter until at last his head 
gave a final jerk fo hang limply fo one side. He 
shrieked no more. Insensibility had corne to his 
relief. 
During this period the guard never venturel to 
corne to look af him. His piercing shrieks, howls, 
and long-drawn out moans told them that he was feeling 
the pinch of his confinement fo the post. But when 



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these cries of agony ceased two of the guards came up. 
Seen to be unconscious, he was immediately released to 
fall like a log to the ground. Buckets of water were 
hurriedly fetched and the contents were dashed over the 
prone figure until consciousness returned. When he 
had somewhat recovered, although still inert and groan- 
ing piteously, he was propped up against the post 
and re-tied ïnto position. 
Every time the man relapsed into insensibility he 
was released to undergo drastic reviving by the aid 
of buckets of water, and directly he came to he was 
again strapped up. The sentence was " four hours," 
and it was fulfilled strictly to the letter, but only 
the actual pcriods of bcing tied to the post were taken 
into consideration. It did not matter whether the 
man fainted three or thirty rimes during his sentence. 
It was only the instalments of time against the post 
which in the aggregate were taken to represent the 
full term of the punishment. 
As may be supposed, owing fo the recurring periods 
of insensibility, the duration of the sentence became 
prolonged. In about two hours after being strung 
up for the first time the initial spasm of unconsciousness 
would occur, although the intervention of insensibility 
obviously varied according to the strength and physical 
endurance of the prisoner. But after the first revival, 
and owing to the man being deprived of the oppor- 
tunity to regain his normal condition, the lapses into 
unconsciousness occurred af steadily decreasing 
intervals of time until at last the man was absolutely 
unable fo battle against his forment and Nature for 
more than a very short period. 
The first demonstration of this punishment did not 
fail to exercise a far-reaching influence upon the other 
prisoners. Major Bach was beside himself with delight. 
Even he, steeped although he was in brutality, was 
evidently solnewhat surprised by the effectiveness of 
this penalty, and he laughed loud and long at the shrieks 
and misery of the unhappy Zouave. Henceforth 



TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE 153 
committal fo the cells was no longer to constitute a 
punishment at Sennelager. Tying to the stake was 
the most complete means of subjugating and cowing 
the prisoners. 
As might be expected, one and all of us drcadcd 
such a sentence, and we wcre exceedingly diligent 
and painstaking in out efforts fo keep in the good 
graces of the Commanding Officer. The dread of being 
sentenced to a spell at the post, and submission to 
the untold agony which it precipitated, broke us in 
to ail intents and purposes to a degree which must 
bave exceeded evcn Major Bach's most sanguine 
expectations. But now ve were faced with another 
and far more formidable danger. Most of the guards 
enjoyed as enthusiastically as their lord and master 
the agony of a luckless vretch vho was condemned 
fo this punishment. To them it afforded amusement 
of the most exhilarating character. But the prisoners, 
now thoroughly intimidated, took every precaution 
fo deny the guards an opportunity for which they were 
so much on the alert. Cnsequently, being deprived 
of the chance to bave any of us strung up on legitimate 
grounds, they commenced to harass and exasperate 
us in the hope of provoking some action which would 
bring us before the Commanding Officer to receive 
a sentence to the stake. Then, being completely foiled 
in this nefarious practice they did not hesitate to have 
us arraigned upon the most flimsy charges. As the 
prisoner was denied all opportunity to rebut any 
charge preferred against him, and as his word was 
never accepted before the studiously prepared com- 
plaint of the guard, who was always careful fo secure 
corroborative evidence, the chances of escaping the 
sentence were extremely slender. 
The second victim of this brutal treatment was a 
Russian Pole, and no man ever deserved it less. The 
Pole vas entering his barrack and the Russian orderly 
who had just washed and cleaned the floor, upbraided 
his compatriot for entering the building with muddy 



54 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
boots. There was a breezy altercation betxveen the 
two men for a few minutes, but they were separated 
on perfectly friendly terres by one of the soldiers. The 
incident was closed and dismissed from the thoughts 
of one and all. At least so thought all those who had 
vitnessed it. 
But one of the soldiers who had been a spectator 
saw the opportunity for which he had long been 
scarching. He hurried to the non-commissioned officer 
in charge of the guard to report, exaggeratedly, that 
two Russian prisoners had been fighting. The non- 
colnmissioned officer, one of the most brutal and 
despicable Prussians in the camp, seized his rifle and 
hurried to the Russian barrack. Here the two sup- 
positious delinquents were pointed out. He went up 
to the Pole, and ga'abbing him by the shoulder, roared : 
" You've been fighting ! " 
Thc Pole protested that he had not been fighting with 
anyone. He had forgotten all about the spirited 
argument with the orderly. Certainly the altercation 
was no more serious than thousands of other such out- 
breaks ,a-hich were incidental to the camp. Incidents 
of this character occurred every few minutes in every 
barrack, which was not surprising seeing that we were 
all keyed to a high pitch of fretfulness while tempers 
were hasty. 
" Don't lie to me," shouted the non-commissioned 
officer, who was decidedly infuriated by the Pole's 
complacent attitude. " I say you've been fighting I " 
Again the Pole meekly explained that no such 
cncounter had taken place. At this protest the officer 
grabbed the inoffensive prisoner and marched him off 
to thê office of the Commandant. While hurrying 
along the main road through the camp the Prussian, 
for no reason whatever, raised his rifle by the muzzle, 
swung it over his head and brought the stock down 
with fearful force upon the Pole's back. The man 
himself fell like an ox belote the poleaxe, but the rifle 
flew into two pieces. Seeing that a rifle is exceedingly 



TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE 155 
strongly made and of hard wood, the fact that it 
snapped in twain testifies abundantly to the force of 
the blow. 
The attack was witnessed, not only by several of 
us, but also by two or three officers as well. The 
latter expostulated with the non-commissioned oflïcer 
upon his action. As for ourselves our gorge rose at 
this savage onslaught, and we hurried to the Com- 
mandant with the object of being first to narrate the 
incident. He listened to our story of the outrage but 
refused to be convinced. We persisted and mentioned 
that the officers had been present and could support 
out statements. But the latter, naturally perhaps, 
declined to confirm our story. They denicd having 
seen the blow struck. Still, we were so emphatic and 
persevering that Major Bach, in order to settle the 
marrer, sent for the non-commissioned officer to whom 
he referred the accusation we had ruade. 
This worthy listened with a smile lurking round his 
mouth. When Major Bach had completed his state- 
ment, the non-commissioned officer, with a mocking 
laugh, denied the charge, and presented his rifle for 
Major Bach's inspection. The rifle was per[ectly 
sound ! At the production of this rebutting evidence 
lfajor Bach gave us a queer look, insisted that we had 
trumped up the charge, and refused to listen to us any 
further. So we were compelled to go away crestfallen 
and yet amazed as to how the guilty officer had 
surmounted his difficulty. 
Subsequently we discovered that the non-com- 
rnissioned officer, thoroughly alarmed at his rifle 
snapping in twain, not knowing how he would be able 
fo explain the circumstance of his weapon being brokcn, 
and having heard that we had hastened to the Com- 
mandant to lodge out complaint, darted into the 
guard-room, concealed the conclusive evidence of his 
guilt, and appropriated the sound rifle of a comrade. 
Thi» was the weapon he had produced belote Major 
]3ach so triumphantly. We never heard how the non- 



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commissioned officer ultimately explained away his 
broken rifle upon parade when the trick was certain 
to be discovered, but bearing in mind the iron method 
which prevails in the German army he must have been 
hard put to it to bave advanced a plausible excuse 
when arraigned. Doubtless there was considerable 
trouble over the episode but we never heard anything 
more about it, although we would have dearly loved 
to bave been acquainted with the sequel. 
Foiled in our attempt to secure redress for an out- 
raged prisoner we considered the episode closed. But 
it was not. Directly we had left the office lIajor 
Bach sent for the Pole who had been attacked. He 
related his story which was naturally a confirmation 
of our charge. But he was set down as an unprincipled 
liar, and one of wholn an example must be made. 
Forthwith he was condemned to four hours at the 
post on the charge of fighting and endeavouring to 
impugn the probity of the German guard, who tan 
do no wrong. 
The misery endured by this poor xretch is indes- 
cribable. In this instance, in order to secure enhanced 
cffect, according to the lights of lIajor Bath, the 
prisoner was forced to stand on tip-toe against the 
post, while the upper tope was passed around his neck. 
This rope was lcft somewhat loose, and as nearly as I 
tan describe, was looped in the form of a double knot. 
Being on tip-toe the hapless wretch was speedily 
transferred, by his toes giving way, to a hanng 
position. His head fell forward, as he gradually 
lapsed into unconsciousness, until it pressed against 
the restraining slip-knot. The consequence was that 
he suffered the agonies of slow strangulation in addition 
to the searing of his hands and ankles, while the weight 
of his body dragged his neck more tightly than other- 
wise would bave been the case, against the upper rope. 
His face presented a terrifying sight, being quite blue, 
from his inability to breathe, except with the greatest 
difficulty. His mouth was »vide open and Iris tongue, 



TYING PRISONERS Te THE STAKE 157 
which protruded, was exceedingly swollen. His eyes 
were half out of their sockets. But he had te serve 
the sentence of four hours, and although he became 
unconscious time after time and had te be released, 
water always brought him te his scnses te urldergo a 
further spell upon the fiendish rack until the sentence 
had been well and truly served. 
On one occasion a poor vretch condemned te this 
torture, after having become unconscious, was taken 
des, m, revived, and incarcerated for the night in the 
guard-room. The next morning he was marched out 
again and re-tied up te complcte his sentence. 
Major Bach, as if suddenly inspired, conceived a 
fiendish means of accentuating the agony of a prisoner 
condcmned te this punishment. The man would be 
tied te the post about the middle of the morning. 
The summer sun beat fiercely upon the post and the 
man's hat was removed. Consequently, as the poor 
Tetch's head dropped forward on his chest, its crown 
became exposed te the tierce heat of the sun. Thus 
te the pain of the torture inflicted by the tightly tied 
ropes, and the strangling sensation produced by the 
throat pressing against the restraining rope, was added 
the racking torment of intolerable heat playing upon 
a sensitive part of the human body. The astonishing 
wonder is that none of the unhappy wretches suffered 
sun-stroke or went crazy while bound up in this manner, 
because the sun's heat intensely aggravated the 
agonies of thirst. But the sun-bath consummated 
Major Bach's greatest ambition. It caused the victim 
te writhe and twist more frantically, which in turn 
forced him te shriek and howl more vocifcrously and 
continuously. 
When a prisoner was in the height of his torment 
the eminent Commandant would stroll up, and frein 
a couple of paces avay would stand, legs wide apart 
and hands clasped behind his back, surveying the 
results of his devilry with the greatest self-satisfaction. 
As the prisoner groned and moaned he would fling 



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coarse joke, badinage, and gibe at the helpless wretch, 
and when the latter struggled and writhed in order to 
eek some relief, though in vain, he would laugh 
uproariously, urge the unhappy man to kick more 
energetically, and then shriek with delight as his 
advice was apparently taken to heart only to accentu- 
are the torture. 
Sunday was the day of days which the tyrant 
preferred for meting out this punishment. In the 
first place if was a day of rest, and so a prisoner's rime 
and labour were not lost. Even if he were strung up 
to the post all day he could be turned out to work on 
the Monday morning as usual. But the governing 
reason for the selection of this day was because it 
offered such a novel entertainment for the gaping 
German crowds. The public, as already mentioned, 
were invited to the camp on Sunday mornings to see 
the prisoners. Young girls and raw recruits considered 
a trip fo Sennelager on the chance of seeing a writhing, 
tortured prisoner as one of the delights of the rimes, 
and a sight which should not be missed on any account. 
They clustered on the path on the opposite side of 
the road facing the stake, laughing and j oking among 
themselves. The recruits, who openly manifested 
their intense amusement, cheered frantically when the 
trussed wretch gave an abnormally wild and ear- 
piercing shriek of pain. At his moans, groans, and 
desperate abortive attempts to release himself, the 
girls would laugh as gaily as if witnessing the antics 
of a clown at a circus, and were quite unrestrained 
in their jubilant applause. This was the feature of 
the punishment which grated upon the nerves of the 
prisoners who were unable to lift a finger or voice a 
word in protest. That a fellow-prisoner should be 
condemned fo surfer such hellish torture as was inflicted 
was bad enough, but that it should orfer a sideshow 
to exuberant Sunday German holiday crowds we 
considered fo be the height of our humiliation and a 
crown fo out sufferings. 



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I shall never forger one prisoner. He was one of 
out loyal dusky Colonials from the Gold Coast, who 
had been so unfortunate as to fMI into German hands 
and to be consigned to imprisonment at Sennelager. 
He was a massive and imposing specimen of his race. 
He fell foul of authority and incurred Major Bach's 
displeasure to such a degree as to receive a sentence 
of eight hours bound to a tree. He was tied up, and 
his pleadings for mercy, prompted by madness produced 
by the excruciating pain and semi-conscIousness, 
alternated with loud outbreaks of long-drawn-out, 
blood-freezing groans, frenzicd shrieks, and nervc- 
racking wails. 
As the torture increased with the passing of the 
hours he gave expression fo one solitary cry--" For 
God's sake shoot me I " The wail, uttered with parrot- 
like repetition and in a tone which bored into the soul, 
stirred the prisoners dthin earshot in a strange manner. 
They clapped their hands over their ears to shut out 
the awful sound, and shut their eyes to prevem the 
revolting spectacle burning into their brains. The 
man's face was livid : terror such as it is impossible 
to describe was in his face ; the unrelenting clutch of 
the rope wearing into his throat caused the vcins of 
bas neck to stand out like ropes; while streams of 
perspiration poured down his face. As he became 
weaker and weaker and the tope ground deeper and 
deeper into lais throat his fights for breath became 
maniacal in their fury. Indeed, the revolting sight 
so moved some of the prisoners that the tears welled 
to their eyes, and it was only by digging their teeth 
into their lips that they refrained from succumbing 
to their emotion. 
Subsequently, whenever I mentioned a word about 
the tying-post or tree, this Colonial would look round, 
with the unfathomable fear of a hunted animal, bAs 
nerves would jump and twitch, and the saliva would 
form like foam around his mouth. He remarked that 
he was willing to face any punishment. But the tying 



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post ! An hour in the bonds of those ropes ! He shud- 
dered and entreatingly prayed that if ever again he 
should be threatened with this punishment one of the 
guards would shoot him, or run him through with the 
bayonet. I really believe that, if this penalty had been 
pronounced on this man a second time, he would bave 
done something so desperate as would bave compelled 
summary and drastic rctaliation by force of arms. 
Major Bach was methodical in his sentences to the 
tying-post. He drew up a regular code and the offender 
was always given a sentence in accordance with this 
schedule. The slightest offence brought a sentence of 
two hours. Then in stages of two hours it rose to the 
maximum of cight hours. I heard that one man had 
been tied up for twelve hours, but as I did not actually 
witness the case I cannot vouch for ifs particulars. 
The instances I have mentioned came before my notice 
and can be corroborated by anyone who had the misfor- 
tune to be incarcerated at Sennelager after the coming 
of Major Bach. But knowing as I do Major Bach and 
his inhuman and ferocious ways, I ara quite ready to 
believe that he did sentence a man to twelve hours at 
the post. Certainly he would never bave hesitated for 
a moment to exact such a penalty if he had felt so 
disposed. 
After a time the single post failed to satisfy the 
implacable Commandant. Trees were requisitioned for 
the punishment, and I have seen as many as three men 
undergoing the sentence simultaneously. Their com- 
bined shrieks and agonised cries penetrated to every 
corner of the camp. One could not escape them. On 
one occasion when Major Bach was standing as usual 
before one of his victims, laughing and jeering at his 
futile writhings and agonised appeals for mercy, a 
number of British prisoners who were standing around 
in mute sympathy for the hapless comrade could not 
control their feelings. Suddenly they gave expression 
to tierce hissing of disapproval. Major Bach turned, 
but hot with the mocking triumph that one would have 



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expected. His face wore the look of the characteristic 
bully who is suddenly confronted vith one who is more 
than his match. He vas taken completely off his guard, 
so unexpected and vigorous vas out outburst. But 
when he saw that he was merely threatened by a few 
unarmed and helpless Britishers his sang [roid returned, 
although it was with a palpable effort. He glared at us. 
There was no disguising or possibility of misconstruing 
the expressions of loathsome disgust and rage upon 
out faces. One and ail wondered afterwards why he 
did hot sentence every man of us to a spell at the post. 
Possibly anticipating that things might become ugly 
unless he manifested some semblance of authority, 
he assumed an anger which we could easily see was far 
from being real, and ordered us to barracks. We moved 
away slowly and sullenly, but the guard coming up 
we were unceremoniously hurried into out domiciles, 
although it demanded energetic rifle proddings and 
clubbings from the soldiers who swarmed around us in 
overwhelming numbers, to enforce the order. 
This punishment waTs by no means confined to the 
civilian prisoners. It was meted out whenever the 
opportunity arose to the British soldiers xdth equal 
impartiality. But for some reason which xve could 
never fathom, unless it was to cause further pain, 
torture and humiliation, mentally as well as physically, 
the revolting task of tying up an unfortunate Tommy 
was entrusted to one of his own sergeants. He had to 
perform the repugnant work against his will, but the 
sergeants eased the poor fellow's plight as much as 
they dared by tying them up as leniently as possible, 
while they maintained an ever-watchful, although 
unostentatious vigilance, over them while suffering 
the penalty. 
By the introduction of this fiendish punishment Naj or 
Bach completely subdued the camp into a colony of 
crushed men, We ail went in dire dread of him, the 
fear of being the victim of such brutality cowing us 
far more effectively than any other puaishment we had 



162 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
encountered. Those who had undergone the torture 
recited such harrowing stories of their sufferings that 
we were extremely anxious hot to incur the wrath of 
the devilish Commandant in any way whatever. 
One day three of us experienced a narrow escape, 
which serves to illustrate how keen were our captors to 
submit us to this crucial test. We three had been ordercd 
to the field. We packed out few belongings, including 
out tin pails and other indispensable utensils upon out 
backs. We were marching abreast and a few paces 
behind a young German officer, chatting merrily among 
ourselves, when we met a French soldicr approaching. 
He was unusually gay and as he passed he yelled out 
the popular enquiry which he had evidently acquired 
while fraternising with out Tommies in the camp. 
"Air ve do'n harted ? "he hailed, and he laughed gaily 
at the loads with which we were struggling. To this 
we returned an emphatic negative to which one of the 
party, S, a schoolmaster who was fluent in French 
and German, added a ioke. Evidently the Frenchman 
saw the point of the iest because he burst out in a fit 
of unrestrained merriment which xvas so infectious as 
to compel us to participate. 
The officer who xvas ahead of us, whipped round 
and vehemently declared that we were laughing at him. 
S protested and explained that such would be the 
very last thing we should ever think of doing. The 
officer went on ahead quite unconvinced and in high 
dudgeon. That we should select one of the msrmidons 
of the All-Highest as a target for out hanter was the 
offence of offences in lais estimable conceit. XVhen we 
reached the entrance to the field we had to pass a small 
office in which we were registered and we discovered the 
immature upstart loudly and excitedly dwelling upon 
the enormous indignity to vhich he had been submitted 
by us. 
The officer in charge stopped us and repeated the 
accusation which had been ruade. S gave a full 
explanation of the whole incident, but the upstart who 



TYING PRISONERS TO THE STAKE 163 
considered that his pride had been vilcly outraged would 
not listen to it. Then and there he ordcred that we 
should be tied up to the trees for four hours to give us 
something to laugh about. I can assure you that we 
trembled in out shoes : out fate hung in the balance. 
The oflîcer-in-charge of the field, however, was more 
level-headed and broader-minded, although he could 
hot calm his excited colleague. At last he point blank 
refused to mete out the desired punishment He tunlcd 
to us. 
"I accept your explanation. I don't think you would 
be guilty of such an offence to German honour and 
dignity ! " 
We were more profuse than ever in our humble 
apologies to the young cock-of-the-walk for any offence 
we might have committed unwittingly but we assured 
him that out mirth had been entirely provoked by the 
gay French soldier's joke. 
"I believe you," was the oflîcer's reply, " but be 
very careful. Don't doit again. As you see itis likely 
to be misunderstood ! " 
With that he dismissed us. We scurried off like 
startled rabbits, thankful for out narrow escape, but out 
last glimpse of the affair was the two oflîcers who had 
resumed wrangling. It was an extremely fortunate 
circumstance for us that the oflîcer-in-charge of the 
field was one of the few reasonable Germans attached 
to the camp. 
The wretches who had to surfer this punishment 
carried traces of their experiences for weeks. I 
examined the wrists and anldes of the Russian Pole 
some hours after his final release. The limbs were highly 
inflamed, the flesh being puffed out on either side of the 
deep blue indents which had been cut by the tightened 
ropes. The slightest movement of the affected limbs 
produced a sharp spasm of pain and it was only with 
the greatest difficulty that the poor wretch was able 
to use his hands and feet for some hours after removal 
from the post. In the case of the Russian Pole many 



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weeks elapsed before all traces of the terrible weals 
inflicted by the ropes had disappeared. 
Vrhen we grasped the depths fo which Prussian 
brutality was ready and willing fo descend, we could 
hOt refrain from dwelling upon probable future tortures 
which were likcly tobe in store for us. We were positive 
in out own minds that Major Bach would seek other 
novel and more revolting and agonising methods to 
wreak his vengeance upon the British. We were hot 
I eft for very long in this maddening uncertainty. Tying- 
to-the-stake was but a mild prelude to the " Reign of 
Terror " which the ferocious Commandant shortly 
afterwards ilaugurated. 



CHAPTER XI 

THE REIGN OF TERROR 

MAJOR BACH, in common with the avcrage Prussian 
officer, who bas suddenly bccome invested with a cer- 
tain degree of authority, evinced a wcird dclight in 
emphasising his power at every opportunity. He was 
an unbending apostle of stcel-bound discipline, such as 
is practised in Germany. 
Until his arrival we were in the habit of parading once 
a day--at 6 a.m.bwith evening parades, twelve hours 
later, upon occasion. But Major Bach introduced the 
third midday parade. A little latcr he suddenly 
thought that a fourth parade was neccssary, the 
respective hours being six, twelve, two, and six. Even 
this programme did not satisfy his love of power and 
arrogance, because at frequent intervals he would sud- 
denly summon two additional parades and for no 
ostensible reason, except fo harass us. 
Parade was probably the most irksome duty we had 
to fulfil inasmuch as we were then treated to insults 
of every description. The Commandant was a mar- 
tinet of the worst type. We were supposed to trim 
ourselves up and to look as spick and span as we could 
under the circumstances. This was more particularly 
demanded when a notable visitor--visitors were Iew 
and far between--came to the camp to perform a per- 
functory inspection to satisfy the authorities in Berlin 
that the prisoners of war were being well and kindly 
tended. But some of us were not disposed to bow 
meekly to the tyrant's de.spoti.c orders. Instead of 
parading upon such occasions in the white convict- 
like suits, which by the way we were supposed and 
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indeed asked to purchase, so that xve might present a 
smart uniform appearance, we preferred to don our 
own clothes, although they were now showing sad 
signs of wear and tear. Naturally the immaculate 
Major resented out refusal to fulfil his bidding, thus 
producing vivid blemishes upon the prim appearance 
of the lines, but we always succeeded in producing an 
excuse which was so ostensibly reasonable as to escape 
his wrath and consignment to some punishment. 
The most irritating feature of these parades was the 
length of time we were kept waiting in the scorching 
sun upon the convenience of his " Excellency." To 
him it was nothing that we should be kept standing 
at attention for an hour or more, while the guards, 
stceped in discipline as they were, took a fiendish 
pleasure in keeping us up to the mark. I recall one 
parade very vividly. The heat was intense : the ther- 
mometer must have been at least IIO degrees in the 
sun. \Ve paraded at two o'clock as usual and were 
brought to attention. Major Bach was momentarily 
expected, but he did not corne upon the scene until 
4-45- For 2¼ hours we were kept in the broiling sun, 
and none of us being in the pink of condition owing to 
the wretched and inadequate food, we soon cornmenced 
to betray signs of fatigue. On this occasion, even the 
Geiman guards could not adhere to the disciplinary 
rule. When we abandoned the rigid attention attitude 
for others more or less comfortable they followed our 
example, although they maintained a discreet alertness 
for the coming of the Commandant so that we might 
be brought to attention belote he appeared upon the 
scene. 
One of the prisoners had been a Japanese trapezist 
and juggler. He was very old. He said, and we agreed, 
he was about 75 years of age. But the German authori- 
ries arbitrarily assessed his age at 54 years, and such 
it had to be so long as it suited their purpose. He had 
toured the vaudeville theatres and music halls in 
Gcrmany for over 20 years, but he was rounded up, 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 16 7 
and despite all his protestations concerning his age 
was interned at Sennelager. 
The age of the poor old fellow was pcrfectly obvious. 
He was very weak, and indeed, quite incapable of 
performing the most simple duties set by our Lord and 
Master. K. , the captain of our barrack--the Jap 
formed one of our party--recognising the old man's 
incapacityand infirmities, eased his unfortunate position 
as nmch as he dared. One man had to be detached from 
each party when it went out to work, to serve as ordcrly 
for the day, and his responsibility was to keep the 
barrack clean and tidy during out absence. At evcry 
available opportunity, especially whcn confronted vith 
a severe day's work, K told off thc old man as 
orderly, the light work pertaining to which was within 
his capacity. 
Upon the day of this particular parade the old man, 
enfeebled with age, weak from want of food, and 
debilitated, could not resist the mcrcilcss blazing sun. 
From sheer fatigue he sank to the ground. \Ve in 
our pity lcft him thcre, although we closed around him 
to shield him from the eagle eyes of the vigilant guard. 
\Vhen Major Bach appeared suddenly we all sprang 
hurriedly to attention. But our aged Japanese friend 
was hot so quick. The Commandant saw him sitting 
on the ground at the saine moment as the guard, also 
catching sight of him, rushed forward. The old fellow 
was unmercifully hustled to his feet, although it was 
with only an extreme effort that he could fise. Then he 
was treated to an outburst of bullying and cursing 
from the Commandant such as we had never heard 
before. He was threatened with this, that, and some 
other frightful punishment if he dared to disobey any 
order in future. The old man, his legs bent and quaking 
beneath him, listened with a pathetically helpless 
demeanour. The tears coursed down his face as he 
shivered beneath the string of oaths, curses, and impre- 
cations that were rained upon him. Many of us feared 
that he would be condelnned for four hours to the tying 



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post, so infuriated was the despot of the camp, but he 
escaped this terrible ordeal. 
About four weeks after we had entered Sennelager 
permission was extended to those who felt so disposed 
to onjoy the luxury of an open-air bath. Seeing that 
we never had the chance of more than a wash in the 
bucket at the pump, and were in urgent need of a dip, 
we accepted the offer with alacrity. We were escorted 
under strong guard to a stream some distance from 
the barracks and were given a quarter of an hour for 
our pleasure. We hurriedly fore off our clothes and 
took advantage of every minute to have a roaring 
joyous rime in the water. Thoroughly refreshed 
we were marched back to camp and told off to our 
various duties. 
By this time every man in the camp had been assigned 
to some particular task. Major Bach did not encourage 
idleness ; it only fomented brooding and moping over 
our position, was his argument. But he was also a 
staunch believer in forced labour, which was quite 
a different thing. Consequently we found ourselves 
condcmned to some of the most filthy tasks conceiv- 
able. Incidentally, however, these duties only ser'ed 
to reveal still more convincingly the hollowness of 
Germany's preachings concernmg the principles of 
health and hygiene to the whole world while herself 
practising the diametrically opposite. We were 
commanded to clcan out the military hospital. 
Now, if there is one building among others in which 
one would expect to discover scrupulous cleanliness 
it is a hospital, but lhis accommodation provided for 
the German recruits was in an indescribably filthy 
condition. The con-eniences for the patients were in 
a deplorable state. They had neither been disin- 
fected nor cleaned for months. Foecal matter and other 
filth had been left to dry, harden and adhere with the 
tenacity of glue to the surfaces. Its removal not 
only taxed out strength to the supreme degree, but 
our endurance as well. The stench was suffocating 



THE REIGN OF TERRER x6 9 
and nauseatin. Even the foul aroma of the strong 
cheap German tobacco which we were able te purchase 
at the canteen and te smoke while at this task, if 
out sentry were genial, failed te smother the more 
powerful and penetrating foul vapeurs which arose 
directly water was applied. 
We were also assigned te the repugnant duty of 
cleaning out the latrines, which were of the most primi- 
tive character, and which coincided with the facilities 
which one might anticipate among savages but net 
in such a boasting civilised country as Germany. 
Both these duties were loathsome, but I ara afraid 
no one engaged on the tasks would be able te express 
a conclusive opinion as te which was the worse. 
The duties being se varied, opcrations often took us 
a little way frein the camp. The chance te get away 
even for a brief period frein out depressing and mono- 
tonous surroundings was seized with avidity. Un- 
fortunately, we feared that this system of forced labour 
would cuhninate in out being assigned te the work 
of tending the crops. But we ruade up out minds 
irrevocably te de no such thing no matter how we might 
be punished. The Germans had failed te nourish us 
in an adequate manner, and we were certainly net 
going te enable them te secure a sufficiency of food 
at out expense. Indeed, the one or two attempts 
which were made te impress us te toil on the land, 
proved highly disastrous because considerable damage 
was inflicted from out ignorance of agriculture and 
gardening. 
Seine of us were given the garden which belonged 
te the old General who had been in charge at Senne- 
lager when we first arrivcd, te keep in condition. 
This official was an enthusiastic amateur gardener and 
cherished a great love for flowers. Seeing that during 
his régime we had received considerate treatment 
within limitations, we cherished no grudge against 
him. Again, the fact that his garden was tobe kept 
going led us to hope that the duration of Major Bach's 



7o FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
reign over us was merely temporary and that our 
former guardian would soon be returning. We knew 
that in such an event out lot would be rendered far 
casicr, so we nursed his little plot of ground with every 
care and displayed just as much interest in its welfare 
as if it had been our oxvn. But the old General never 
came back to Sennelager, at least not during my 
period of imprisonment there. 
There was one party of British prisoners whom Major 
Bach singled out for especially harsh and brutal 
treatment. The invincible High Seas Fleet upon 
one of its sporadic ventures into sait water during the 
very earliest days of the '`var, stumbled across a fleet 
of Grimsby trawlers unconcernedly pursuing their 
usual peaceful occupation. The whole of the fisher- 
men wcre ruade pnsoners and were dispatched to 
Sennelager. 
But Major Bach stedfastly refused to believe that 
they were simple fishermen pursuing their ordinary 
tasks. To his narrow and distorted mind a man on 
a trawler was only toiling in the sea for one or both 
of two purposes. The one was laying mines ; the other 
was mine-sweeping. Consequently he decided to mark 
these unfortunate hardened sea-salts in a distinguish- 
ing manner which was peculiarly his own, thereby 
rendering them conspicuous and possible of instant 
recognition, while in the event of an escape being 
attempted, no difficulty would be experienced in 
identifying and catching the runaways. Each man 
• ,vas submitted to the indignity of having one hall of 
his head shaved clean, one halI of his moustache 
removed, or one halI of his beard cut away. The men 
branded in this manner presented a strange spectacle, 
and one which afforded Maj or Bach endless amusement. 
In addition a flaming big "Z " was printed boldly 
upon the back of the coat of each man. This letter 
comprises the initial of the German word '" zivil," 
and means that the wearer is neither a criminal nor 
a nfilitary prisoner. It will be observed, however, that 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 171 
the Commandant declined to recognise these fishermen 
as being naval prisoners, which somewhat contradicted 
his assertion concerning their alleged crime. At a 
subsequent date, I might mention, every civilian 
prisoner was branded with the "Z'" in a similar 
These fishermen were watched very closely, were 
hunted and harassed at every turn without mercy, 
and all things considered, experienced an abnormally 
hard time. Up to the day of my rclease from Ruhle- 
ben on December 6, 1915, but one of those old salts 
had been released, and had been returncd to his country. 
We were informed at Sennelager that the authorities 
were determined, at all hazards, fo keep these "diabolical 
fiends" as they were termed, in durance vile, until 
the termination of the war. However, one of them 
fell seriously ill after his transference from Sennelager 
to Ruhleben. His condition became so scrious as 
to bring about his hurried exchange, the authorities 
dreading that he would die while in their charge, and 
thus adversely affect the low death-rate reputation 
of a German prison camp ! 
Our hair was grodng long, owing to the absence of 
cutting facilities. Mine had almost reached my 
shoulders, but I was extremely careful to submit it 
to a thorough wash every morning because I shared 
the fear of many of my companions that, owing to 
the congestion of the camp, we should be overrun 
with vermin. Undoubtedly Major Bach also antici- 
pated such a state of affairs, because one morning he 
appeared upon parade with a pair of clippers which he 
had unearthed from somewhere and curtly commanded 
every man to submit to a hair-cut. 
The position of oflïcial barber to the camp was 
assigned to an Englishman named L. , who I think 
might be accurately described as out oflïcial humorist. 
Armed with this weapon, and although absolutely 
ignorant of the new calling thrust upon him, delighted 
fo secure some change to the monotonous round of 



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toil, L------ entered upon his work with commendable 
zest. But he construed the duty into a form of 
amusement, and played sorry tricks with the heads 
which came into his hands. Some he shaved so clean 
as to present the appearance of a billiard ball, but 
others he evidently considered tobe worthy of French 
poodle treatment. He took a humorous delight in 
executing some of the most fantastic and weird designs 
itis possible fo imagine, much fo the discomfort and 
chagrin of his unwilling clients. Still his quaint 
expression of craftmanship and artistry contributed 
somcwhat to the restricted hilarity and nfirth of the 
camp. 
I, myself, sternly refused to entrust my head to 
L-----'s hands. I naturally thought that I should 
receive a smart punishment for thus flying in the face 
of the autocratic order which had gone forth, but strange 
to say I round Major Bach somewhat reasonable on 
this point. This is about the only redeeming feature 
I can offer concerning Major Bach's rule over us. I 
think, however, that he was somewhat more closely 
observant than was generally supposed tobe the case, 
because those of us xvho escaped the hair-cutting pre- 
caution happcned tobe the vcry prisoners who were 
unremiting in their efforts to preserve unassailable 
personal cleanliness. No doubt L---- was disappointed 
tobe deprived of a few possible heads upon which to 
demonstrate his quaint skill, but we succeeded in 
escaping from his clutches. 
Although vermin did overrun the camps, not only 
of Sennelager, but of other prisons of whose interiors 
I ruade the acquaintance, I can assert truthfully that 
I was never troubled with the unsolicited company of 
body lice, and only once or twice discovered one or 
two unwelcome strangers in my hair. The coarse 
and harsh German soap effectively rendered my hair 
untenantable. But some of the prisoners were over- 
whelmed and presented terrifying spectacles. It 
was herc that the superiority of the Bfitishcr in matters 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 7 
pertaining fo persona! hygiene owered over a!! the 
varying faces by which ho was surroundcd, hOt even 
excepting he Germans. From out own cxperience and 
observation i was only too palpable tha the Teuton 
soldiers are quite as careless in this connection as the 
less enlightened peoplcs of south-easterr Europe, 
because they were as severe!y infested--if hot more 
so--with vermin. 
One of the jobs set to us was making hay in an 
adioining field and for the purpose of gctting away 
from the camp for a fev hours many of us volunteered 
for this toil. The hay had to be laden upon hugo 
waggons, the load thus easily exceeding that incidcntal 
to British hay-making operations, and this had to be 
hauled to Paderborn for storage in lofts. 
Although I was on the sick list at the rime I could 
hot resist the chance to secure a glimpse of new sur- 
roundings and a few strange faces. It was on this 
occasion that I ruade my first, but abortive, attempt 
to escape. The sentry was dozing in the hot afternoon 
sun, having found a soit couch on a haycock. I slunk 
off towards the trees which surround the camp. Pre- 
sently I spotted a sentry. I passed him safely and 
still keeping to the trees pushed forward, only tobe 
surprised to discover another sentry standing on watch 
with his loaded rifle. Him, too, I eluded, and was 
congratulating myself upon my success when I was 
disturbed by the clattering of approaching horses. 
I peered through the trees and saw a squadron of 
cavalry trotting towards me. I slipped into the 
undergrowth to throw myself prone under a sheltering 
bush. The soldiers passed within twelve feet of me. 
I held my breath half-dreading that perhaps one of 
the horses, scenting something unusual, might give 
a warning. I kept to my cover until the soldiers had 
disappeared from sight. Then I stole out to wander 
stealthily forward. But I speedily discovered that 
the further I got away from the camp the greater the 
number of cavalry I encountered. IIoreover it was 



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74 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
casy to see that manœuvres and training were 
proceeding upon an extensive scale. 
I realised thc hopelessness of attempting to break 
through such a cordon, so with extreme regret I decided 
to make my way back fo the hayficld. But the return 
was more difficult than the outward journey. I had to 
slip the guards, who seemed fo be uncannily alert 
and who, if they had caught the slightest glimpse of 
me, would have blazed away with their rifies without 
first yelling a challenge. But I dodged them all and 
rcgaining thc field sauntcrcd up towards my guard 
with perfect composure. He had missed me and had 
bcen looking round to see if I were at a remote part 
of the ficld. As I approached he eyed me quizzically 
and subjected me to a searching cross-examination 
fo discovcr where I had becn. But he secured no 
satisfaction, bcyond the sly hint that he had hot 
noticcd roc for the simple reason that he had been 
stealing a snooze. I know he did not believe the 
answers I vouchafed, but I was on sale ground. Had 
he hauled me before the Commandant for attempting 
to escape he knew very well that I should bave retorted 
with the counterchargc that he had been sleeping at 
his post, in which assertion I should have been supported 
by my friends. I held the trump card and he was ise 
cnough to realise the fact. Consequently, beyond 
telling me fo get on with my work he never ventured 
another word, nor did his attitude towards me change 
in any way. 
Afterwards I congratulated myself upon having 
responded to second thoughts to return to the camp. 
I learned that the chances of escaping from Sennelager 
were most slender. Not only were we interned in 
the centre of a big military centre, somewhat com- 
parable to our Aldershot, but special precautions had 
been observed to Irustrate escape. Sentries were 
thrown out at distances of a few hundred yards while 
the system of overlapping these guardians was of the 
most elaborate character. Such a gauntlet was far 



THE REIGN OF TERROR i75 
too precarious and tight tobe run with any chances of 
success. The hue and cry would have been raised, 
and have been transmitted to the outer rings of sentries 
before one had covered a fourth of the danger zone. 
We had to baie the hay on the waggon and when a 
full load had been stowed aboard it was hauled away 
to the lotis. But we had no horses or traction engines 
to drag the vehicles ; every available beast and machine 
had been requisitioned for the army. Still this factor 
did not perturb our captors. Brifish nmscle could 
be used as a subsfitute for animals and engines. Ac- 
cordingly, about 3o of the imprisoned British tourists 
were harnessed up fo tug the weighty and cumbersome 
load over the heavy three miles of road, badgered and 
baited by the guards. When we slowed down under 
the effort, which was pretty exhausting upon a basin 
ot cabbage soup, we were spurred into the normal 
pace by the imprecations ot the soldiers. 
In addition to the men tugging at the shafts two 
had to ride on top of the load to keep it in order. The 
road led through a long avenue, the lower branches 
of the trees lining which swept the top of the hay. 
If taxed all our ingenuity and agility to avoid a mis- 
hap. Indeed, my companion was swept of[ and thrown 
into the road with considerable violence, sustaining 
severe bruises. It was rather by luck than judgment 
that I did hot share his fate. 
When we reached the outskirts of Paderborn the 
guards called a halt, in order to secure refreshment. 
We were also permitted, within limits, to purchase 
eatables from the shops, for which, needless to say, 
we had to pay exorbitantly. 

we were able to secure a highly appreciated relief to our 
monotonous and insufficient rare. 



76 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
While the guards were enjoying themselves my 
companion and I, perched on the top of the load, became 
the target for the jokes and gibes of the curious crowd 
which had collected round the vehicle. One fellow 
in the crowd was particularly impertinent and offensive 
with the result that we soon became riled. He came 
close to the side of the wagon to shout some particularly 
insulting epithet. With a dexterous movement my 
fricnd and I, who had been watching patiently, severed 
the band holding a bale and as it flew apart we gave the 
bale a smart push. It toppled over the side to fall 
upon the head of out tormentor with a crash, felling 
him to the ground and burying lfim completely. The 
uard, whom it missed narrowly, gave a savage curse, 
but the rail appeared tobe so obviously accidental 
that he never for a moment considered the incident 
to have been premeditated. The bullying, raw-boned 
young Prussian was extricated with great diflïculty 
and somewhat battered. His mouth, eyes, nostrils 
and ears were choked th the hayseeds and he splut- 
tered, coughed and yelled in a terfifying manner. 
But he who a minute before had been so ready vith 
gibes at out expense was now jeered at by his com- 
rades, in which out guards joined boisterously. We, 
on the top had to give way to mirth. Although we 
were compelled to gather the hay, remake the bale, 
and reload it upon the velficle we were so satisfied 
with our complete revenge as to perform the task vith 
a light heart. 
Whenever we visited Paderborn, or the village of 
Sennelager, we never omitted to load ourselves up 
with whatever ood we could purchase. Those who 
did not accompany us invariably gave us the where- 
withal to secure victuals for them. 



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At first the shopkeepers were not disposed to deal 
with us, no doubt fearing that they would be charged 
with complicity in these transactions. 

As our visits becalne more Irequent 
ail hesitation upon the part of the tradesmen vanished, 
and they accepted out money without the slightest 
demur. We speedily discovered that the most rabid 
anti-British and wildly patriotic German shopkeeper 
always succumbs to business. \Vhen patriotism is 
pitted against pounds, shillings and pence, patriotism 
can go hang. 

One of Major Bach's most diabolical acts of savagery 
was the closing of the canteens in the camp fo prisoners. 
This was the last straw, because now we were compelled 
fo subsist upon the slender and disgusting fare served 
Irom the official cookhouse. This doubtless was the 
express reason which influenced the Commandant in 
his action. But we were not disposed to allow him 
to have things all his own way. He promulgated the 
order but it had tobe enforced by his myrmidons. 
We found that the canteen was still available to the 
guards, so forthwith we resorted to corruption fo 
evade Major Bach's decree. The guards having us 



I78 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
in their mercy, bled us unmercitully, the most trivial 
articles being procurable only at an extravagant price. 
I paid a shilling tor a loat which I could ahvays obtain 
before the closing order came into force for twopence ! 
Other articles were in proportion. 
But closing the canteens drew the cordon round 
our stomachs immeasurably tighter. It was not long 
betore the fiendish decree betrayed its fruits. Gaunt 
figures with pinched faces and staring wolfish eyes 
slunk about the camp ready to seize anything in the 
form ot food. Out physique tell away, and those 
already reduced to weakness suffered still further 
debilitation. Many failed to muster the strength 
necessary to tulfil the tasks allotted to them. Gradual, 
systematic and deliberate starvation ot the prisoners 
was prosecuted in grim earnest. 
Yet the British prisoners accepted the inevitable 
with a tar more cheerful resignation than the others. 
Undoubtedly itis a decided trait ot the British char- 
acter never tobe cast dom when brought tace to tace 
with disaster. Out boys were quite as resourceful 
as Major Bach, although in the opposite direction-- 
to keep ourselves alive. rhenever any ot us went out 
and came within reach ot a field growing vegetable 
crops we did hot hesitate to raid it. Supplies ot raw 
carrots, onions, potatoes, turnips and any other roots 
in the edible line were smuggled into the barracks. 
Late at night, atter all lights had been extinoaished 
and we were supposed tobe asleep, we were sitting up 
munching quietly away at these spoils of war with as 
much gsto and enthusiasm as if enjoying a table d']ôte 
dinner in the luxury of a crack West End hotel. 
One day one of our party came in with a cucumber. 
Where or how he had got it we never knew, and vhat 
is more we did not trouble to enquire. The tact that 
we had corne into possession of a dainty suflîced. We 
fell upon it with a relish which it s impossible to 
describe. It was divided among us in accordance 
with our accepted communal practice, and I do not 



THE REIGN OF TERROR x79 
think any article which we secured in Sennelager was 
ever eaten with such wholehearted enjoyment as that 
cucumber. But the incident was not free ffom its 
touch of pathos. \Vhen we sat down to the cucumber 
we carefully peeled it and threw the rind away. Two 
days later tvo others and myself set out to recover that 
cucumber rind vhich had been discarded, the pinch 
about the waistbelt having become insistent. We 
round it, soiled and shfivelled, but we ate it ravenously. 
Major Bach may have wondered why the British 
civil prisoners did hot reveal signs of semi-starvation 
so readily as those of other nationalities. But we 
had long since discovered that it was uscless to go 
about the camp with long faces and the bearing of the 
" All-is-Lost Brigade." We wcre almost entirely 
dependent upon out own ingenuity to keep ourselves 
alive, and we succeeded. The methods adopted may 
be criticised, but in accordance with the inexorable 
first law of Nature we concluded that the end justified 
any means. 



CHAPTER XII 

THE REIGN OF TERROR--CONTINUED 

WtIILE for the most part we had been compelled fo 
labour upon sundry duties, we were not hard pushed, 
being somewhat in the position of the workmen toiling 
by the hour, except that out efforts went unrewarded 
in a financial sense. But this system did hot coincide 
with the ideas of Major Bach. 
He paraded us one morning and assuming his 
favourite attitude before us treated us to a little homily. 
It was a characteristic tirade delivered in the con- 
ventional Teuton gramophone manner. But it affected 
us materially. 
Now we were to become slaves in rery truth ! 
The Commandant informed us point-blank that he 
was extremely dissatisfied udth our manner of working. 
We were too slow : we nursed our tasks. Did we think 
we were being kept at Sennelager for the benefit of 
our health or to make holiday ? If so that was a fond 
delusion. Henceforth he was going to estimate a 
certain time for each task which would have fo be 
completed within the period allowed, even if we had 
to work every hour God gave us and, if need be, on 
Sundays as well. 
Major Bach never minced matters : he meant every 
word he said. So upon being dismissed we returned 
to our barracks looking decidedly glum. Pressure 
was being applied at every turn now, and it was 
becoming a pressure which could be feR. 
We were soon notified as to the first task which we 
were fo rush throuŒEh on " contract æ æ rime. A big 
fence was required to enclose a certain area of the 
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THE REIGN OF TERROR 

camp, and this was fo be erected, together with the 
necessary gares and other details within fourteen 
days. If we could complete R within a shorter rime 
no complaint would be rMsed. But he would hOt allow 
another day beyond his linfit, lajor Bach must bave 
been a masterpiece in this particular phase of human 
endeavour, inasmuch as his anticipated period, as we 
learned, could hOt bave been reduced by a single day. 
The prisoners were divided into gangs, each of which 
was allotted fo a definite operation. ARhough the 
erection of this fence constituted the hardest enter- 
prise which we had ever taken in hand we did hOt 
finch. Somehow or other we considered that llajor 
Bach had given expression fo an unwarrantable 
reflection upon out abilities. He practically considered 
us fo be no more nor less than slackers. Wel| ! We 
wou|d show him what we could do, although prisoners, 
denîed every possible comfort, and half-starved into 
the bargain. Every man undertook fo exert himself 
fo the utmost and fo do his leve| best. 
No facilities whatever were extended fo us beyond 
the most primitive of too|s. One party was sent into 
the adjacent woods fo fell suitable trees fo serve as 
posts, fo trim them of branches, and fo the required 
|ength of o feet. Then they had fo be carried by 
manua! effort into the camp where the butt was cham- 
fered and chaned in a wood re as a protection against 
too rapid decay. 
WMle the posts were bMn prepared a second party 
was busHy engaged in digging the holes for them. 
Each ole had fo be of a prescribed diameter, by one 
metreabout  feetin depth, and they were set a 
certain distance apart. Tree-fe|ling might bave been, 
and undoubtedly was, hard work fo inexperienced 
hands, but hole digging ! That was set down as the 
unassMlable |irait. Driving the pick and shovel in 
the rebe|lious ground was back-breaking i the hot 
sun and if had fo be mantained wtout pause or 
slackenin. 



182 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
When the post had been planted the wire-pulling 
gang came along. The wire used for the purpose was 
galvanised netting such as is used to enclose chicken 
runs, game prescrves, and tennis grounds, reinforced 
by. one or two equidistantly spaced lines of ordinary 
wre. It had fo be strctched faut by hand and moving 
the heavy roll by manual effort and uncoiling it as we 
advanced, dcmanded not only strength but dexterity. 
Af each post the wire was attached by the aid of a few 
staples. 
Although ve labourcd zealously the task proved far 
more fornfidable than we had anticipated. The fence 
was 7 fcct in height, while I should think that from 
6o0 to 800 yards had to be run. The netting only 
cncloscd three sidcs of the desired space, the fourth 
side bcing fcnced in by a belt of trees. In ordcr to get 
the work done on time and to avoid being compelled 
fo toil on Sundays, we had to labour long and hard. 
We startcd shortly after six in the morning, but it was 
often about half-past six in the evening before we 
knocked off for the day. We took a strange and 
inexplicable pride in the enterprise. The fence was hOt 
built upon the typical shoddy German lines, but 
strictly in accordance with substantial British ideas. 
I may mintion that we had good reason to regret this 
display of zeal and excellent workmanship ata later 
date. 
Seeing that the evening was well advanced before 
we ceased work we liad little time for relaxation. 
When we stowed our tools for the day we were dog- 
tired and were hustlcd into barracks. It was work 
and sleep in deadly earnest, but we were mighty glad 
we succceded in avoiding the threatened Sunday 
labour, because this was the only day we could devote to 
out own duties such as mending and washing clothes. 
Vhile we were pushing ahead with this task we 
discussed its coming purposes very animatedly. But 
none of the guards appeared to have the slightest 
inkling of its projected application. However, this 



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was immaterial fo us. A loud cheer of triumph went 
up when we had hung the gares, which we had also 
fashioned af great effort, and the duty was completed. 
We were beside ourselves vith self-satisfaction and 
delight because we had shown the implacable Major 
Bach what we Britishers could do when we ruade up 
out minds fo tackle anything. I very much doubt 
whether even an equal number of skilled workmen 
would have completed the fence within the stipulated 
rime, and we for the most part were quite foreign fo 
the trades involved. 
When we first entered the camp we were provided 
with a tolerably satisfactory area of adjacent space 
in which fo exercise ourselves. But as additional 
prisoners came in this limb-stretching promenade 
became gradually reduced until at last if was no more 
than a suburban chicken run in area, being just as 
long as out barrack by one-half the space between the 
two rows of buildings. These cramped quarters rathcr 
exasperated us because we were denied the pleasure 
of a little stroll. The exercise yard was also invariably 
obstructed by clothes hanging on the lines to dry or 
fo air, the result being that within a very short time 
the British section of Sennelager Camp became vividly 
reminiscent of a slum in the densely populated districts 
off the Mile End Road. 
The speedy completion of the " big fence " unfor- 
tunately set a bad precedent. Major Bach, flushed 
with tlle success of his first speeding-up tactics, grew 
more and more inexorable in this connection. For 
every job a rigid time-limit was now set, and he did 
not hesitate to reduce the period to an ahnost 
impossible point. The cause was perfectly obvious. 
He concluded that by setting us an absolutely 
impossible, though apparently reasonable, enterprise, 
he would secure the opportunity for which he was so 
sedulously waiting--to mete us out some new punish- 
ment. But somehow or other we always contrived to 
cheat him in his nefarious designs. 



x8 4 FOUR GERIAN PRISONS 
During this period our guard was changed frequently. 
Men would be withdrawn to make up the losses incurred 
upon the battlefield. Thus we were brought into 
contact with the various types of Germans which 
constitute the Teutonic Empire. Some were certainly 
not ill-disposcd towards us. They mounted guard 
over us according to their own interpretation of this 
essential duty. But others slavishly followed the 
rigid instructions which were laid down, notably the 
Prussian guards, who were about the most brutal and 
despicable blackguards it is possible for the whole ot 
Grmany to have produced to mount watch and ward 
over us. One set of guards was thdrawn to bring 
a Wcstphalian regiment to fighting strength and 
proceeded to the front. Afterwards we learned that 
every man had been lost--killed, wounded or missing. 
The severe mauling which the German armies were 
receiving--we knew nothing about it at the time 
undoubtedly was partly responsible for the harsh 
treatment extended fo us. Unable to smash the 
"contemptible little army," which was certainly 
proving capable of looking after itself, vengeance was 
visited upon out defenceless heads. 
One day a huge crowd of prisoners was brought in. 
Whether the Commandant had been advised of their 
coming or not I ara unable to say. But one" incon- 
trovertible fact remainshe failed utterly to make 
any food arrangements to meet the increase in the 
camp's population. The prisoners reached the camp 
in the usual famishing condition and were given a 
small ration. But they were satisfied partially at our 
expense. The remaining food was only adequate to 
give us one-half of our usual small dole, and we had to 
rest content therewith. The canteen being closed we 
could hot make up the deficiency even at our own 
expense. 
My health was now giving way, as a result of my 
privations in Wesel prison, accentuated by the 
indifferent and insuflïcient food and hard work at 



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Sennelager. I was assigncd to various light dutics. 
One of these brought me into the cook-house, whcre I 
was ordered to eut up the black brcad--onc brick loaI 
into rive equal pieces, each of which had to last a man 
through six meals. I was eithcr unfittcd for kitchcn 
work or else my presence was resentcd. At all cvents 
I soon realised that my first day in the cook-house 
would undoubtedly be my last. I had to serve out 
the brcad, and ostensibly, eithcr Irom lack of experience 
or nervousness, I bungled my task. The men had 
to go by the boiler in single file, passing on to the table 
to rcceive the bread, whcre serving was carricd out so 
dexterously that the moving line ncver paused--until 
it got to my table. But thcre was method in my 
bungling. I was zealously striving to double the 
bread ration to the British prisoners. Consequcntly 
the pieces of brcad pcrsisted in tumbling to the ground, 
thereby hindering and upsetting the steady progrcss 
and rhythm of scrving. But each man as hc stoopcd 
to recover a Iallen piece rcceivcd a second hunk 
surreptitiously, as was my direct intention. However, 
unfortunately for me, the bread did not go far cnough, 
the outcome being an outburst of furthcr troublc. 
As I had expected, my room was prcIerrcd to my 
company in that kitchen and I was deposed. 
While in Sennelagcr I had been scdulously keeping 
an elaborate diary in which I entcred details of evcry 
incident that beIell the camp. I had also recovered 
my original diary which had playcd such a promincnt 
part at my trial in Wesel prison, 

Now diaries were the one thing in Sennelager which 
were rigorously debarred. To have been caught with 
such a record of the doings and my opinions of the 
German authorities would have brought me an exem- 
plary sentence of solitary confinement or penal servitude 
in a German prison, if not something worse. Con- 
sequently I was compelled to post my diary in secrecy. 



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FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

I discovered a hiding-place which would never have 
occurred to the guards, even if they had gained an 
inlding that such a document was in existence. 
One of our party fell a victim to chronic asthma, and 
was isolated, being given a room under the oflïcer's 
quarters. Someone was required to accompany him 
to extend assistance and constant surwillance, and 
selection fell upon me. Locking myself in this room 
at night, with my sick companîon, I used to while 
away the time preparing some rough notes which I 
was keeping for a specific purpose in addition to the 
diary proper, which, however, I left in its original 
hiding-place. 
By some means or other the guard suspected lny 
engagement in some such task. They ruade several 
surprise entrances but failed to catch me in the act of 
writing. The heavy tread of their coming feet always 
gave me ample warning so that I could get my notes 
into safe hiding. But one night they burst open the 
door suddenly and I was caught red-handed. On my 
knees was my pad at which I was îting feveriskly. 
But the pad was inscribed with notes which I regarded 
as of an cmergency character. Realising the object 
of their unexpected entry I clapped the pad on the 
table, thus covering up the prepared and detailed 
notes which I desired to keep. The guard sprang 
forward delirious with joy at having ruade a capture, 
snatched the loose sheets flore the pad, and went off 
in high glee to report my heinous offcnce. But the 
man in his haste left the proper notes on the table. 
He was too thick-brained to think for a moment that 
I should ever trouble to prepare two diaries, one for 
myself and one for capture if detected, so I still held 
the treasured original, which I instantly hid away 
safely. 
As luck would have it nota word was included in 
the captured notes to offer written evidence of my 
private and candid opinion of my captors, theu- methods 
and out lire. The fact that I had written nothing 



THE REIGN OF TERROR i8 7 
detrimental to the authorities apparently appeased 
the Commandant, notvithstanding the enormity of 
my delinquency. Af all events I reccived nothing 
worse than a stern admonition and threats of severe 
punishment if I were caught infringing the regulations 
again, to all of which I listened humbly, but with my 
tongue in my cheek. 
My diary was posted up fully in due course, and what 
is more fo the point I got the voluminous and incrimin- 
ating evidence away from Sennelager. Af a later 
date I became somewhat apprehensive as fo its safety, 
and was anxious to get it to England. For some 
rime I was baffled in my efforts, but at last a friendly 
neutral offered to take it and to see that it was delivered 
fo my friend who has chronicled this story, to whom I 
had addressed it. This diary wandered about Germany 
considerably, the person in question preferring to make 
haste slowly to disarm all suspicion. At last the 
neutral, after having been searched several times with- 
out yielding anything incriminating, got as far as the 
frontier. About to pass into the adjacent friendly 
country the carrier was detained, and by some 
mischance the diary happened to be unearthed. 
The neutral was arrested upon some trumped-up 
charge to afford the authorities time fo peruse the in- 
criminating document. Cross-examined the go-between 
protested ignorance of the contents : the parcel was 
found just as it had been received from the consignor, 
the seals were ail intact, and it was under delivery to 
the person whose address was written upon the outside. 
There was nothing attached fo associate myself with 
the document, although my friend at home would have 
known instantly whence it had corne. The upshot 
was that the diary was confiscated. I was bitterly 
mortified fo learn its fate when within a stone's throw 
of safety, because it contained incidents of all des- 
criptions set out in regular sequence, and in a plain 
unvarnished manner. Its pcrusal must have stung 
the Germans pretty severely since if was decidedly 



188 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
unpalatable to Teuton pride. It was a comprehensive 
indictment of the German treatment of the British 
prisoners, relative more particularly to Sennelager, 
which the authorities were firmly determined should 
never become known to the world af large, and to 
conceal which they used unceasing efforts. Had that 
diary got home it would bave created a tremendous 
sensation. My vexation was completed by the 
thought that the diary contained many episodes and 
incidents which I can no,v only recall hazily, but I 
thanked my lucky stars that I had taken the precaution 
to keep a précis of the contents which I myself brought 
away with me, and which bas proved of valuable 
assistance in setting forth this narrative. 
A few days after having completed the famous 
" big fence" we were parade& Major Bach strode up, 
obviously in a terrible temper--it was the six o'clock 
paradewand facing us, roared : 
" You English dogs ! Barracks are too comfortable 
for you ! You should be ruade to feed from the sxvine- 
tub! Bring all your luggage out--everything you've 
got, and your sacks of straw ! l'll give you ten minutes 
to doit. Then you'll parade again ! Hurry up ! " 
We were thunderstruck af this order. What .was 
in the wind ? Major Bach was adept in springing 
surprises upon us, but this excelled anything to which 
we had been treated hitherto. 
Speculation was idle. We had only ten minutes to 
do as we were bidden, and we bustled around to be on 
parade as demande& The excitement was intense. 
We collected every stick to which we could lay a claim, 
and with all our worldly belongings, as well as our 
sack of straw, on our shoulders, we trotted out and 
formed up. 
As we paraded, the guards made a diligent search 
of the barracks to see that we had left nothing behind. 
Also to make sure that no prisoner was lurking in 
hiding. 
We received the order fo march. We tramped along 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 18 9 
under our bulky and ungainly loads, and round we were 
being escorted fo the enclosure which we had fcnced in. 
We swung through the gare, which was closed behind 
the last man, and a soldier mounted guard over if. 
In a flash the truth burst upon us. 
We were clapped into the barbed wire priso which we 
had built with so much energy and in which we had taken 
such pride ! 
The look of dismay which settled upon the faces 
of the more lugubrious members of out party at this 
typical Teutonic illustration of adding insult to injury 
was perfectly justifiable. Here were we turncd into 
an open field surrounded by netting, as if we were so 
many cattle, and in which there were no tcnts or other 
buildings except a single small shed. Some of us 
scurried to this little tumbledown shanty to stow out 
belongings. We had to parade and were curtly 
commanded to empty the straw from our sacks. We 
did so though our spirits dropped to zero at this sum- 
mary deprivation of our beds. We were told to keep 
the empty sacks and to secure them against loss or 
theft, which injunction we did hOt rail to take to heart. 
Then we were left. No one appeared to know what 
to do with us. We were informed that instructions 
would be given later. We -kicked out heels about in 
the broiling sun, sprawling here, and lolling there. 
The hours passed but there was no further development. 
When noon came and we received no summons for 
the mid-day meal we commenced to grow apprehensive 
in spite of ourselves. Fortunately the weather was 
glorious, although the hot sun, which we could not 
escape, proved distressing. 
As the time wore on we spurred out interpreters to 
exert themselves on our behalf. They constituted 
our only means of mediating with out superiors, and 
we urged them to go to the Commandant to enquire 
about our rations. 
The interpreters went off and succeeded in gaining 
an audience with Major Bach, who was round in his 



19o FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
office conferring with his iuniors. Directly he espied 
out interpreters he yelled testily : 
" Dolmetscher ! Dolmetscher ! I cannot attend 
to any Dolmetscher now ! " 
" ]But," persisted one of the interpreters, " how 
about the food for--" 
" Don't corne worrying me now, '° was the savage 
interruption. " Get out ! " 
Our intermediaries came back and their doleful 
faces told us more eloquently than words that their 
interview had proved balTen. 
Some of the prisoners were giving way. A basin 
of acorn coffee and a small piece of black bread was 
all we had eaten for breakfast, and we were commencing 
to feel the pangs of hunger disconcertingly. 
In an adjacent field were some British Tommies 
Irom Mons. Some of us, tiring of sprawling about on 
the grass, and with a queer pain gna4ng af out stomach, 
strolled off towards them to secure some distraction 
and smother the call of " little Mary." The soldiers 
were hugely delighted to see us and we were soon 
engrossed in a spirited conversation. 
Suddenly out fraternising was observed by some 
officers who came hurrying up in high dudgeon. 
" Here ! None of that," they bawled. " Military 
and civilians must hot talk together ! " saying which 
they bundled the soldiers away and evidently reported 
out offence. At least out guards came up shortly 
afterwards, marshalled us, and led us through a small 
wood into a low-lying field. It was apparently another 
fiendish inspiration of Major ]Bach to confine us here, 
because the field was nothing but a swamp. It was 
hot so soddened as to allow the feet to sink ankle 
deep into the mire, but was like a wet sponge. It 
was impossible to sit down or one would have got 
wet through. 
We were left standing in this uninviting quagmire for 
four solid hours. The interpreters were pestered un- 
mercifully to secure us something fo eat and to drink, 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 191 
but they wcre as helpless as ourselves. "I'hey were well- 
nigh distracted at the ugly turn which things were 
taking. Matters were certainly becoming alarmig 
among the weaker prisoners, who were now in a 
pitiable condition. 
It was not until rive o'clock in the afternoon that 
the authorities suddenly remembered us. Then we were 
lined up to secure some food. But we passed three 
hours in that queue only to receive a small dole of 
filthy looking thin cabbage soup. This was all that 
had passed out lips since the wretched black coffee 
served fifteen hours before ! 
Yet we were thankful for such a meagre mouthful. 
We were all so famished that we took no heed of the 
noisomeness of the ration. Now we began to grow 
anxious as to the arrangements for enabling us to 
pass the night. Our interpreters had been questioning 
one or two of the younger officers who were mounting 
guard over us in this field. 
" Oh ! That'll be all right," was the retort. " We're 
going to put you into tents ! " 
"But where are the tents? "persisted the interpreters, 
looking around wonderingly. 
"Oh," was the evasive reply, "they have commenced 
to put them up. But we find we shall hot get all 
the tents for a few days. They haven't corne in 
yet! You'll be a bit crowded at first but it'll soon be 
straightened out." 
Again our faces fell. We had been turned out of 
our barracks belote out tents had been procured. This 
was a dismal look-out, but we hoped that, as the officers 
said they were putting up tents, we should be able to 
squeeze under cover, if in discomfort. 
We were lined up again in the twilight to receive 
marching orders. We were escorted into the field, 
which is set upon the side of a hill, and as we swung 
into this space we could not suppress an exclamation. 
The field was alive àth men. Ail the other prisoners 
had been evicted from their barracks, and had been 



i92 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
turned into this open enclosure. The hill-side was 
black, with a sullen, heaving, listless mass of humanity, 
numbering over 1,5oo all told, and of every conceivable 
enemy (to Germany) nationality. We scanned the 
field for a glimpse of the tents, but the only signs of 
canvas we could see was one large marquee vhich was 
]ying on the ground ready for erection upon the brow 
of the hill. 
XVe stood wondering how we were going to spend the 
night when orders were bawled out that we were to 
sleep in the open ! This intimation was received with 
a wailing and groaning which sounded ominous to me. 
But the guard, which had been strongly reinforced, 
was in overwhelming array so that all discontent 
and protest counted for naught. A bewildering 
string of orders was yelled, the substance of vhich was 
that we were to shake ourselves dovn upon the grass 
in long regular rows, with a narrow passage between 
each two. I think this was the first occasion upon which 
I had ever seen so many prisoners give way, since in 
the majority of cases the men were devoid of any means 
of making themselves comfortable for the night in 
the open air. Some of us, including myself, had taken 
the precaution to bring our blankets with us : indeed, 
we considered the blanket such an inestimable boon 
and companion that we never parted with it even for 
a moment. We rolled ourselves in these, and although 
the grumblings and growlings which rose and fell over 
the field recalled the any murmuring of the sea and 
were disturbing, I was so exhausted that I soon fell 
sound asleep. 
So far as I was personally concerned I was not 
particularly sorry that Major Bach, in his devilish 
intention to exasperate us, had conceived the idea of 
compelling us to sleep in the open. The weather was 
intensely hot and the night became insufferably sultry. 
It must bave been about midnight when I awoke for 
the first time. For the moment I could not collect 
my thoughts and sat up somewhat surprised at the 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 193 
unusual brilliancy of the light playin i upon my face, 
which was in striking contrast to the dismal blackness 
of the barracks. Then'I realised that we were in the 
open and that a glorious full moon was shining upon 
us from a cloudless sky. 
I got on my feet and looked around. It was a strange, 
albeit extraordinarily impressive sight. Guards were 
patrolling the lines, their bayonets flashing sharply 
as they caught the glittering silvery light of the moon. 
My guard came along and ordered me to lie down, 
but I refused, and, in fact, walked along between 
the rows of prostrate forms. The air was mcannily 
still, broken only by the twitterings of night birds, the 
hooting of the owls, the subdued clanging of rifles, 
the footsteps of the guards, and the groans of many 
of the sleepers who were twisting and turning upon 
the ground. The hillside was crowded with the restless 
forms; they seemed so thick and densely packed as 
to cover every inch of space. 
As I surveyed the scene the loneliness and helpless- 
ness of out position did not strike me. All was so quiet 
and apparently peaceful. Now and again a sleeper 
would stir, mutter something in his sleep about his 
poor wife and children at home, and would sit up to 
ascertain what light was playing upon his face, would 
turn to the moon and then completely satisfied would 
lie down and relapse into slumber. As I observed 
the heavy dew which had dressed the grass and sleeping 
forms with beads which sparkled like diamonds I could 
hot repress a feeling of thanks that the weather was 
kind to us. Supposing it had rained! I shuddered 
at the thought. 
At 4.30 we were all roused, lined up, and ordered to 
prepare to receive our breakfast. We formed queues 
as instructed but we had to wait patiently until eight 
o'clock before we received out rations--the acorn coffee 
looking more sickly and watery than ever. Only a few 
basins were available so we had to drink successively 
out of the self-same vessel, as rapidly as we could swal- 



x94 FOUR GER.IAN PRISONS 
low the liquid upon the spot. We closed out eyes to 
the fact that a hundred or more people of all national- 
ities, from Frenchmen fo Poles, German recruits to 
Slavs, had drunk a few moments previously from 
these basins which were not even finsed after use. The 
thought was revolting, but if was either drink xvith a 
blind trust in the Fates or go without. 
During that day the erection of the single marquee 
was hastened. It was the only tent available, and 
there were suftïcient of us on the field to have packed it 
to suffocation ten rimes over! We were compelled 
to go xvithout out midday meal, but this did not dis- 
concert us very pronouncedly. Out peace of mind was 
being racked by another impending aggravation of out 
predicament. Dark heavy clouds were gathering in the 
sky. Was the weather which had been merciful to us 
during the pre'ious night now going to break ? 
When the marquee was completed a few trusses 
of straw were thrown in and distributed thinly over 
the ground. Then ensued a wild stampede to secure 
a place beneath the canvas, a rabble of several hundreds 
fighting frantically among themselves to seek a couch 
in the absurdly inadequate temporary canvas dwelling. 
The men stowed themselves in so tightly in close 
serried rows that when lying down they were unable to 
turn over. Once a position had been seized the tenant 
never dared fo leave it for an instant for fear it would be 
seized by some one else. The guards demanded and 
succeeded in maintaining for a rime a narrow gangway 
between the ro's, but the crush became so terrible 
that even this space was soon occupied and the soldiers 
were prevented from moving within the tent. 
The marquee was packed fo suffocation, and the 
fact that the greater part of the seething mass of 
humanity was filthy dirty and thickly infested with 
lice and other vermin from causes over which they had 
no control caused the atmosphere within to become so 
hot and fcetid as to make one's stomach iump into 
one's throat. 



THE REIGN OF TERROR 195 
One glance at the packed marquee sufficed to make 
up my mind for me. Corne what might it would never 
see me within its walls. Were a light carelessly dropped 
among the loose straw a fearful holocaust must ensue. 
Few if any could bave got out alive. This thought 
haunted me so persistently that I moved as far away 
from the tent as I could. 
We received no further rations that day until the 
evening, when another small dole of watery greasy 
coffee was handed round as in the morning. But we 
never glanced af this noisome liquid. The terror which 
we had been dreading so feaxfully had burst upon us. 
It was raining hard ! At first only a gentle refreshing 
shover, it developed into a torrential downpour, and 
gave every indication of lasting for an indefinite period. 
Consider the situation--approximately two thousand 
human beings stranded upon a bleak exposed field, 
absolutely devoid of any shelter, except the solitary 
paltry maxquee. Little wonder that our faces blanched 
at the prospect belote us. How should we be able to 
sleep ? What horrors would the dawn reveal ? God 
only knew. 



EHAP'I'ER XIII 

«* THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER II 

]3Y tcn o'clock in the evening the rain was falling in 
sheets and the water coursing down the slope fo collect 
in the depression speedily forrned a shallow lake at the 
bottom end of " the field." No one can form the 
slightest impression of the wretchedness of those who 
were exposed to the full fury of the elernents through 
the ferocious and brutal inhurnanity of Major Bach. 
The little food which had been served out to us so 
sparingly failed to keep our bodies warm, let alone 
fortify us against the visitation by which we were now 
being overwhelmed. 
The wind increased in fury until at last it was blow- 
ing with the force of a gale. The trees creaked and 
bent beneath its onslaughts, and those who had ven- 
tured to seek the slight protection afforded by the 
overhanging branches, trernbled with fear lest the 
trees should be torn up by the roots or heavy limbs 
be wrenched free and tossed arnong thern. 
Those who had secured the shelter offered by the 
solitary marquee and who, notwithstanding the irre- 
spirable and filthy atmosphere, considered possible 
suffocation and the danger of tire to be preferable to 
the drenching rain, were conffonted with a new and far 
more terrifying menace. 
The wind catching the broad surface which the tent 
offered commenced to flap whatever loose ends of the 
canvas it could pick up, with a wild, nerve racking 
noise. The vhole marquee swung and reeled to and 
fro, the sport of the boisterous gusts. The main poles 
creaked as they bent beneath the enorrnous strains to 
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"' THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER xx " x97 
which they were being put. The guy ropes, now 
thoroughly saturated and having contracted, groaned 
fiercely as if about fo snap. Hurried efforts vere 
rnade fo slacken the ropes slightly, but the vind, driving 
rain, and inky blackness of the night, as wcll as the 
swollen hernp, hindered this task very effectively. 
Indeed the tension upon sorne of the stakes becarne so 
acute that they either snapped or else vere uprooted. 
As the supports gave way the ungainly rnarquee 
cornrnenced fo totter and rock far more threateningly. 
The wind driving into the interior flapped the roof 
rnadly. The herded hurnanity within feared that the 
whole of the canvas above them vould be blown off 
fo be carried away by the galc. The inlnates who 
had fought so desperately arnong thernselves for the 
shelter it offered vere now crouching and shivering 
vith fear. Sorne highly strung individual raised a cry 
of danger. The next instant there was a wild palfiC 
which lasted a considerable tirne. There vas a vicked 
cornbined rush to get outside, the rnen fighting arnong 
thernselves fiercely. 
Outside, upon " the field," bedlarn was let loose. 
The seething mass of hurnanity was now soaked fo the 
skin. The rnen walked up and down, their teeth 
chattering rnadly, in a desperate effort fo keep warm. 
Indeed if was necessary for many of thern fo persist 
in unwilling exercise since this was the only way fo 
keep alive" to stop was to sink down from sheer 
fatigue. In the darkness I had discovered and kept 
cornpany with a South African, Moresby White.1 But it 
was alrnost impossible to converse, since ve had to 
shout with all the force of our lungs to rnake our voices 
heard above the roar and rattle of the vind and rain. 
We were cornpelled to tread warily, because in the 
Cimrnerian darkness it was impossible to distinguish 
the groaning forrns crouching upon the ground. 
We linked our arrns tightly together to forrn rnutual 
1 Thi gentleman bas since been released and at the time ci 
writing is recuperating in Great t3ritain. 



I98 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
support and persistently plodded hither and thither. 
The spectacle was terrifying and tested the nerves of 
the strongest among us. If ever humanity were cast 
adrift and left to its own devices, it was that night upon 
" the field." Some of the prisoners were rushing fo 
and fro frantic ith fear. Others huddled together 
as if to keep one another warm. Some were on their 
knees praylng fervently, while other parties were 
inging hymns in voices which made the strongest- 
hearted among us blench. Hcre and there were men 
stamping furiously up and down cursing af the top of 
their voices, hurling tierce imprecations to the wind 
and consigning the Commandant, his superiors, and al/ 
their works to everlasting torment. Some of the 
most ex_hausted prisoners had congregated together 
and crouched dth their heads bowed fo the storm, 
shivering "ith cold, afraid to speak, hungry and terror- 
stricken, yet completely resigned fo the rate which 
they felt convinced must be theirs and absolutely 
inevitable. A few, whose nerves were highly strung, 
were striding up and down laughing demoniacally, 
wa'dng their arms madly, and gesticulating as if their 
senses had indeed given way. A few of the rougher 
spirits were blaspheming, and to such a tune that even 
the most hardened among us were forced to turn our 
backs to escape their blood-curdling oaths. 
As midnight approached the wind and rain increased 
in fury. Even the guard failed to stand against it. 
The sentries were drenched from head to foot. The 
conditions became so bad that an order was suddenly 
circulated to the effect that the guard was to be changed 
cvery two hours, instead of at four-hour intervals. 
The sentries were quite powerless to assist us even if 
they had been disposed to corne to our aid to mitigate 
our retched condition in any way. One guard, his 
compassion evidently aroused by a scene such as he 
had never witnessed before, secured some thin stakes 
and thrust them through the wire netting to form a 
support to a large blanket. With this he thought that 



" THE BLOODY NIGIIT OF SEPTEMBER II " 199 
perhaps a little shelter nfight be obtained. \Ve crowded 
beneath this precarious protection, but the first blast 
of the gale which swept the ficld after its iinprovisation, 
whisked the blanket and the stakes into the air. They 
were never seen again. 
About twelve o'clock I was on the verge of collapse. 
My friend supported me, but even he vas faint from 
lack of food and exposure. We decided to roll our 
soddened bodies in our saturated blankets, to lie down 
on the ground and to strive to woo sleep. We stretched 
ourselves on the fiat, but the wind and rain beat un- 
Incrcifully upon us. Although we were dead-beat the 
angcl of sleep refused to corne fo us. As a mattcr of 
fact, when we stretched ourselves in the mud we did 
not care two straws whether we evcr saw the light of 
day again or not. 
After lying about two hours upon the ground I put 
out Iny hand to discover that we wcre lying in two 
inches of water. But not only this. The floodwater, 
in its mad rush to escape to the depression at the lower 
end of the field, had carved a course through the spot 
where we were lying. The result was that the rushing 
water was running down our necks, coursing over our 
bodies beneath our clothes, and rushing wildly from the 
bottolns of our trousers. \Ve were acting uncon- 
sciously as conduits, but we did not serve in this 
capacity any longer than we could help. 
We regained our feet, our clothes nov so water- 
logged as to bear us down with their weight. We 
tramped laboriously to the top of the field and as the 
wind bore down upon us it carried upon ifs bosom a 
Inad madrigal of hymns, prayers, curses, blasphemy, 
and raucous shouting. Groups of men were now lying 
about tlficldy, soine hall-drowned from iinmersion in 
the pools, while others were groaning and Inoaning in 
a blood-freezing lnanner. Small hand-baggage and 
parcels, the sole belongings of Inany a prisoner, were 
drifting lfither and thither, the sport of rushing water 
and wind. At the lower end of the field the water had 



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sprawled farther and farther over the depression, and 
therein we could descry men lying in huddled heaps 
too weak to fise to their feet. 
It was a picture of misery and wretchedness such 
as it would be impossible to parallel. I recalled the 
unhappy scenes I had witnessed around the railway 
terminus at Berlin under similar conditions, but that 
was paradise to the field at Sennelager Camp on the 
fateful night of September II. It appeared as if the 
Ahnighty Himself had turned upon us at last, and 
was rcsolved to blot us from the face of the earth. 
XVe were transformed into a condition bordering on 
frigidity from rain-soaked clothes clinging to bodies 
rcduced to a state of low vitality and empty stomachs. 
ttad we been in good health I doubt whether the 
storm and exposure would have wreaked such havoc 
among us. 
While my friend and I were standing on a knoll 
pondering upon the utter helplessness and misery 
around us, singing and whistling were borne to us upon 
the xdnd. We listened to catch fragments of a comic 
song between the gusts. There was no mistaking 
those voices. We picked out way slowly to beneath 
the trees whence the voices proceeded, glad to meet 
some company which could be merry and bright, even 
if the mood had tobe assumed with a desperate effort. 
Beneath the trees we found a small party of out 
indomitable compatriots. They received us with 
cheery banter and j oke and an emphatic assurance that 
" it is all right in the summer rime." They were quite 
as wretched and as near exhaustion as anybody upon 
the field, but they were firmly determined not to 
show it. A comic song had been started as a distrac- 
tion, the refrain being bawled for all it was worth as if 
in defiance of the storm. This was what had struck 
our etrs. 
This panacea being pronounced effective a com- 
prehensive programme was rendered. Every popular 
song that occurred to the mind was turned on and 



" THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER II " oI 

yelled with wild lustiness. Those who did not know 
the words either whistled the air or improvised an 
impossible ditty. Whenever there was a pause to 
recall some new song, the interval »vas occupied xvith 
"Rule, Britannia!" This was a prime favourite, and 
repetition did not stale ifs forceful rendition, especial 
stress being laid upon the vords, "Britons never, never, 
shall be slaves ! " to which was roared the eternal en- 
quiry, " Are we down-hearted ? " The welkin-smashing 
negative, crashing through the night, and not entirely 
free from embroidery, offered a conclusive answer. 
If takes a great deal to destroy a Britishcr's spirits, 
but this terrible night almost supplied the crucial test. 
We were not only combating Prussian atrocity but 
Nature's ferocity as well, and the two forces now 
appeared fo be in alliance. The men sang, as they 
confessed, because it constituted a kind of employ- 
ment at least to the mind, enabled them to forger their 
misery somewhat, and proved an excellent antidote 
to the gnawing pain in the vicinity of the waist-belt. 
Once a singer started up the strains of " Little Mary," 
but this was unanimously vetoed as coming too near 
home. Then from absence of a better inspiration, xve 
commenced to roar " Home, Sweet Home," which I 
think struck just as responsive a chord, but the senti- 
ment of which ruade a universal appeal. 
But hymns were resolutely barred. Those boister- 
ous and irrepressible Tapleys absolutely declined to 
profane their faith on such a night as this. It xvas 
either a comic song or nothing. To have sung hymns 
with the swinish brutal guards lounging around would 
have conveyed an erroneous impression. They would 
bave chuckled af the thought that at last we had been 
thoroughly broken in and in our resignation had turned 
Latter Day Saints or Revivalists. These boys were 
neither Saints, Revivalists nor Sinners, but merely 
victims of Prussian brutality in its blackest form and 
grimly determined not fo give in under any circum- 
stances whatever. 



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XVhen at last a suggestion was made that a move 
would be advantageous, one shouted "Come on, boys ! 
Linking arms so as to forma solid human wall, but in 
truth t0 hold one another up, we marched across the 
field, singing " Soldiers of the King," or some other 
appropriate martial song to keep our spirits at a high 
level, while we stamped some warmth into out jaded 
bodies, exercised our stiffening muscles, and demon- 
strated to our captors that we were by no means 
" knockcd to the wide " as they fondly imagined. 
Now and again a frantic cheer would ring through the 
night, or a yell of wild glee burst out as one of the 
party wcnt floundering through a huge pool to land 
prostrate in the mud. Vqlen it is remembered that 
some of us had not tastcd a bite of food for forty-eight 
hours, and had drunk nothing but thin and watery 
acorn coffee, it is possible to gain some measure of the 
indonfitable spirit which was shown upon this desperate 
occasion. The attitude and persiflage under such 
deprcssing conditions did not fail to impress our guards. 
They looked on with mouths open and scratched their 
heads in perplexity. Afterwards they admitted that 
nothing had impressed them so powerfully as the 
behaviour of the British prisoners that night and 
conceded that we were truly " wonderful," to which 
one of the boys retorted that it was not wonderful 
at all but " merely natural and could not be helped." 
Personally I think singing was the most effective 
medium for passing the time which xve cotfld have hit 
on. It drowned the volleys of oaths, curses, wails, 
groans, sobbings, and piteous appeals which rose to 
Heaven from all around us. If we had kept dumb our 
minds must have been depressingly affected if not 
unhinged by what we could see and hear. 
Thus we spent the remaining hours of that terrible 
night until with the break of day the rain ceased. Then 
we took a walk round to inspect the wreckage of 
hulnanity brought about by Major Bach's atrocious 
action in turning us out upon an open field, void of 



" THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER II " 203 
shelter, and without food, upon a night when even 
the most brutal man would vAllingly bave braved a 
storm to succour a stranded or lost dog. As the day- 
light increased out gorge rose. The ground was 
littered vAth still and exhausted forms, too weak to do 
aught but groan, and absolutely unable to extricate 
themselves from the pools, mud, and slush in which 
they were lying. Some were rocking themselves 
laboriously to and fro singing and whining, but thank- 
ful that day had broken. One man had gone clean 
mad and was stamping up and down, his long hair 
waving wildly, hatless and coatless, bringing down the 
most blood-freezing demoniacal curses upon the 
authorities and upbraiding the Almighty for having cast 
us adrift that night. 
The sanitary arrangements upon ttfis field were of 
the most barbarous character, comprising merely deep 
vade open ditches which had been excavated by our- 
selves. Those of us who had hot been broken by the 
experience, although suffering from ex/reine weaknes, 
pulled ourselves together to make an effort to save what 
human flotsam and jetsam we could. But we could hot 
repress a fearful curse and a tierce outburst of swearing 
when we c«me to the latrine. Six poor fellows, abso- 
lutely worn out, had crawled to a narrow ledge under 
the brink of the bank to seek a little shelter from the 
pitiless storm. There they had lain, growing weaker 
and weaker, until unable to cling any longer fo their 
precarious perch they had slipped into the trench 
fo lie among the human excreta, urine and other filth. 
They knew where they were but were so far gone 
as to be unable to lift a finger on their own behalf. 
Their condition, when we fished them out, to place 
them upon as dry a spot as we could find, I can leave 
to the imagination. I may say this was the only 
occasion upon which I remember the British prisoners 
giving vent to such voluble swearing as they then used, 
and I consider if was justified. 
In an adjacent field out heroes from Mons were 



204 FOUR GERIIAN PRISONS 
camped and a small party of us made our way to the 
first tent. We were greeted by the R.A.M.C. Water 
had been playing around their beds, but they acknow- 
ledged that they had fared better because they were 
protected overhead. The soldiers, however, made 
light of their situation, although we learned that many 
of the Tommies, from lack of accommodation, had 
been compelled to spend the night in the open. Still, 
as they were somewhat more inured to exposure than 
ourselves, they had accepted the inevitable more 
stoically, although the ravages of the night and the 
absence of food among them were clearly revealed by 
lheir haggard and pinched faces. 
The men in the tents confessed that they had been 
moved by the sounds which penetrated to their ears 
froln the field in which the civilian prisoners had been 
turned adrift. They immediately enquired after the 
condition of our boys. Unfortunately we could not 
yield much information upon this point, as we vere 
still partially in ignorance of the plight of our com- 
patriots. But there was no mista-ldng the depth of 
the fceling of pity which went out for " the poor devils 
of civvies," while the curses and.oaths which were rained 
down upon the head of Major I3ach with true I3ritish 
military emphasis and meaning revealed the innermost 
feelings of our soldiers very convincingly. 
Seeing that we were exhausted and shivering from 
emptiness the R.A.M.C. ruade a diligent search for 
food, but the quest was in vain. Their larder like ours 
was empty. In fact the Tommies themselves were as 
hard-pushed for food as ve were. 
I witnessed one incident with an English Tommy 
which provoked tremendous feeling when related to his 
comrades. He was walking the field soaked to the 
skin, perishing from cold produced by lack of food, con- 
tinuously hitching in his belt to keep his " mess-tin " 
quiet, and on the brink of collapse. He happened to 
kick something soit. He picked the object up and 
to his extreme delight found it to be a piece of black 



" THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER ii " 205 
bread, soaked with water, and thickly covered with 
mud. He ruade his way fo the field kitchen where 
there happened tobe a small tire under the cauldron 
in which the rations were prepared. He slipped the 
soddened bread beneath the grate fo dry it. While 
he was so doing, the cook, an insignificant little bully, 
came along. Learning what the soldier was doing, he 
stooped down, raked out the tire, and buried the bread 
among the ashes. Then laughing af his achievement 
he went on his way. 
The soldier, without a murmur, recovered his treasure 
with difficulty. He moved out into the open, succecded 
in finding a few dry sticks, lit a small tire, and placed 
his bread on top of it. Again he was caught. His 
warder bustled up, saw the little tire, which he scattered 
with his feet, and then crunched the slnall hunk of bread 
fo pieces in the mud and water with his iron heel. 
The look that came over the soldier's face af this 
unprovoked demonstration of heartless cruelty was 
fearful, but he kept his head. " Lot' blimel" he 
commented fo me when I came up and sympathised 
with him over his loss, " I could bave knocked the god- 
damned head off the swine and I wonder I didn't." 
I may say that during the night the guard announced 
an order which had been issued for the occasion--no 
one was to light a tire upon the Field. Even the striking 
of a match was sternly forbidden. The penalty was 
fo be a bullet, the guards having been instructed fo 
shoot upon the detection of an infraction of the order. 
One man was declared to bave been ldlled for defying 
the order intentionally or from ignorance, but of this 
I cannot say anything definitely. Rumour was just 
as rife and startling among us on the field as among 
the millions of a humming city. But we understood 
that two or three men went raving mad, several were 
picked up unconscious, one Belgian committed suicide 
by hanging himself with his belt, while another Bel- 
gian was found dead, fo which I refer elsewhere. 
At 5.30 we were lined up. We were going to get 



206 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
something fo eat we were told. But when the hungry, 
half-drowned souls reached the field kitchen after 
waiting and shivering in their wet clothes for two and 
a hall hours, if was to receive nothing more than a small 
basin of the eternal lukewarm acorn coffee. We were not 
even given the usual piece of black bread. 
The breakfast, though nauseating, was swallowed 
greœeelily. But it did not satisfy " little Mary " by 
any means. During my sojourn among German prisons 
I often felt hungry, but this term is capable of consider- 
able qualification. Yet I think on this occasion it 
must have been the superlative stage of hunger. The 
night upon the Field had corne upon my illness from 
which I had never recovered completely. It was 
a feeling such as I have never experienced before nor 
since, and I do not think it can ever be approached 
again. 
It is difficult to describe the sensation. I walked 
about xSth a wolfish startled glance, scanning the 
ground eagerly, as if expecting Mother Earth fo relieve 
me of my torment. The pain Sthin my stomach 
was excruciating. If was not so much a faint and 
empty feeling but as if a thousand devils were pulling 
at my " innards " in as many different vays, and then 
having stretched the organs to breaking point had 
suddenly released them to permit them to fly back again 
like pieces of elastic, to mix up in an inextricable tangle 
which the imps then proceeded to unravel with more 
force than method. My head throbbed and buzzed, 
precipitating a strange dizziness whch seemed deter- 
mined fo force me to my "knees. I chewed away 
viciously but although the movement of the jaws 
apparently gave a certain relief from illusion the 
reaction merely served fo accentuate the agony do71 
beloxv. 
As I reeled about like a drunken man, my eyes 
searching the ground diligenIly for anything in the 
eating line, no marrer what it might be, I round a 
piece of bread. As I clutched it in my banals I regarded 



" THE BLOODY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER ii " 20 7 
it with a strange maniacal look of childish delight. 
But it was a sorry prize. It was saturated until it 
could hot hold another drop of water, and I think 
there was quite as inuch mud as bread. I wrung the 
water out with my hands and then between two of 
us we devoured it ravenously, swallowing the mud as 
contentedly as the bread, and not losing a single crumb. 
It was a sparse motlthful, but it was somettfing, and 
it certainly stayed the awful feeling in the stomach 
to a certain degree for a little while. 
No man passed through that awful night without 
carrying traces of his experiences. Its memories are 
burned ineradicably into one's brain. Whenever we 
Inentioned the episode it was always whispered as 
"' The ]31oody Night of September Ilth," and as such 
it is known to this day. As we became distributed 
among other camps the story became noised far and 
wide, until at last it became known throughout the 
length and breadth of Germany. Whenever one who 
spent the night upon the field mentions the incident, 
he does so in hushed and awed tones. 
That night was the culminating horror to a long 
string of systematic brutalities and barbarities which 
constituted a veritable reign of terror. It even spurred 
a section of the German public to action. An enquiry, 
the first and only one ever authorised by the Germans 
upon their own initiative, was held to investigate the 
treatment of prisoners of war at Sennelager. The 
atrocities were such that no German, steeped though 
he is in brutality, could credit them. "l'he Commission 
certainly prosecuted its investigations very diligently, 
but itis tobe feared that it gained little satisfaction. 
The British prisoners resolutely agreed to relate their 
experiences fo one quarter only--the authorities at 
home. The result is that very little is known among 
the British public concerning the treatment we experi- 
enced at Sennelager, for the simple reason that but a 
handful of men who were confined to the camp during 
the terre of Major Bach's authority, bave been released. 



208 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

The Germans have determined to permit no man to be 
exchanged who can relate the details until the 
terminationof the war. Their persistent and untiring, 
as well as elaborate precautions to make trebly certain 
that I had forgotten all about the period of travail at 
Sennelager, belote I was allowed to corne home, were 
amusing, and offer adequate testimony to the fear 
with which the German Government dreads the light 
of publicity being shed upon its Black Hole. 



CHAPTER XIV 

THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 

ALTHOUGH Major Bach wielded his power with all the 
severity and spirit of a true-blooded Prussian Jack- 
in-Office, and notwithstanding that we were forbidden 
all communication with the outside world, yet we were 
not without our " protector." 
Out guardian angel was Dr. Ascher, who was 
responsible for the clean bill of health among the 
cixdlian prisoners. The soldiers were under a military 
surgeon, as already explained, but owing to the arbitrary 
manner in which this official displayed his authority, 
and with which Dr. Ascher did not agree by any means, 
it was the civilian doctor who ministered for the most 
part to Tommy's ills. The result was that his services 
were in almost universal demand, and the strenuous 
work and long hours which he expended on our behalf 
were very warmly appreciated. 
A short, sturdy, thick-set man, fairly fluent in the 
English language, and of a cheery disposition, Dr. 
Ascher was a true and ".fllu.minating representative of 
his profession. His mission being frankly one of 
mercy he emphatically refused to acknowledge the 
frontiers of faces and tongues, poverty and wealth, 
education and ignorance. He was sympathetic to an 
extreme degree, and never once complained or proffered 
any excuse when called urgently to exert a special 
effort on behalf of any man. 
He became an especial favourite among the British 
prisoners. The fact that he came among us immedi- 
ately upon out arrival at the camp, seeking to extend 
relief to the sore, distressed, and suffering ; his cheery 
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and breezy conversation; and his grim thoug,h 
unsuccessful efforts to secure the food which we so 
urgently needed upon that occasion, were never for- 
gotten. He became endeared fo one and all. Indeed 
he was elevated to such a pedestal of appreciative 
recognition as tobe affectionately christened " The 
English Doctor," which he accepted as a signal honour. 
He was no respecter of rime, neither did he emulate 
his military colleague in being a clock-watcher. He 
informed us that he was at our disposal at any hour of 
the day or night, and he never omitted to spend hours 
among us every day. Seeing that the camp possessed 
no resident medical attendant, either civilian or 
military, that Dr. Ascher resided near Paderborn, 
some three toiles away, his readiness fo corne to out 
assistance at any moment, his ceaseless efforts on our 
behalf, and repeated attempts to ameliorate out 
conditions, if is hot surprising that we came fo regard 
him as our one friend in that accursed spot. 
The British prisoners, both civilian and military, 
never failed fo reciprocate whenever an opportunity 
arose, and this appreciation of his labours ruade a 
deep impression upon him. No attempts were ever 
ruade to encroach upon his generosity and kindness, 
and if any man had dared fo deceive him he would 
have been drastically punished by his colleagues. 
No man ever essayed to malinger or fo shirk a duty 
fo which he had been allotted by the doctor. If the 
doctor desired a task to be done, no marrer how 
repugnant, it was shouldered lightly and cheerfully. 
Indeed, there was always a manifestation of keen 
eagerness among us to perform some duty as an expres- 
sion of out heartfelt thanks for what he was doing 
among us. Itis hot an exaggeration fo state that had it 
hot been for Dr. Ascher, his perennial bonhomie and 
camaraderie, his patience, and his intimate association 
with us, many of the weaker British prisoners and 
others would certainly have given way and have gone 
under. But his infectious good spirits, his abundance 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 21I 

of jokes, his inexhaustible fount of humour, and his 
readiness to exchange reminiscences effectively dispelled 
out gloom and relieved us fiom brooding over the 
misery of out position. 
Although the medical officer was charged with the 
express duty of keeping the camp healthy and sanitary, 
unfortunately Dr. Ascher was not an autocrat in his 
department. His powers were limited, and he was for 
the most part completely subservient to inilitary 
decrees. Time after time he protested energetically 
and determinedly upon the quantity and quality of 
the food which was served out to us, and struggled 
valiantly to secure more nourishing dict for invalid 
prisoners than the cuisine of the camp afforded. But 
his labour was always in vain ; the food which he laid 
down as being essential could not be obtained, or else 
Major Bach firmly refused to move a finger to get it. 
As the Commandant's position was paramount, and 
nothing could be done without lfis authority, Dr. 
Ascher was denied a court of appeal. At times there 
were some spirited breezes between Major Bach and 
the medical representative, but the former invariably 
had the last word. On one occasion, to which I refer 
later, Dr. Ascher tackled the Commandant so fiercely 
upon the sanitary arrangements of the camp, and was 
so persistent and insistent upon the fulfilment of the 
orders he expressed, as to compel the inexorable superior 
to relent. 
When a man fell iii and became too weak fo perform 
an exacting task to which he had been deputed by the 
tyrant, Dr. Ascher did not rail to intervene. He could 
hot be deceived as to the true state of a sick man's 
health and his physical incapacity. Thereupon he 
would issue what was described as a " pass," which 
excused the man completely from the heavy work in 
hand in favour of sorae lighter duty. The doctor's 
'" pass " was safe against the Commandant's savagery ; 
even he, with Iris military authority, dared not over- 
ride the doctor's decision. However, the British 



212 FOUR GERIIAN PRISONS 
prisoners were not disposed to trade upon the doctor's 
good nature. They would refuse a " pass " until 
necessity compelled unequivocal submission. 
Dr. Ascher was also an effective buffer between a 
prisoner and any soldier who was disposed to assume 
an unwarrantably tyrannical attitude. If he detected 
any browbeating which was undeserved he never 
hesitated to bring the upstart down to his proper 
position by severe reprimand, and a candid reminder 
that a guard was mcrely a guard and as such was not 
invested with powers akin to those belonging to the 
Commandant. The soldier would fume under the 
castigation, but it was more than he dared to incur 
the doctor's rath and hostility, inasmuch as the 
latter would not have hesitated to make the rebellious 
soldier's lire unbearable. In this manner he 
undeniably saved us from considerable brutality, 
which some of the soldiers would dearly have loved to 
have expended upon us. 
One day Major Bach announced that the clothes 
of the prisoners throughout the camp were to undergo 
a thorough fumigation. For this purpose a special 
mechanical disinfecting apparatus had been sent to 
the camp. I may say that the instructions were not 
issued before they became downright urgent. Some 
of the garments--not those worn by the British 
prisoners--had become infested with vermin to such 
a degree as to constitute a plague and were now abso- 
lutely repulsive. Two of the British prisoners, who 
happened to be engineers, were selected for this un- 
pleasant task, and it proved to be of such a trying 
nature that both men narrowly escaped suffocation 
in the process. 
But the disinfecting apparatus was delivered in 
what we always found to be the typical German 
manner. The fumigator came to hand but without 
the engine to drive it. Two or three days later we were 
informed that there was a traction engine at Paderborn 
which was fo be brought into Sennelager Camp to act 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 213 
as the stationary engine fo supply power fo 4he 
fumigator. But fo our dismay we learned that the 
traction engine in question could hOt be driven to the 
camp under its own power because some of the vital 
parts constituting its internais had broken down, and 
repairs would be quite out of 4he question until it 
reached the camp. This we were 4old would demand 
the towage of the engine over the last three toiles. We 
learned, moreover, 4hat as horses were absolutely 
unobtainable at any price, the prisoners themselves 
would have fo drag it in. Forthwith thirty men were 
selected and, equipped with thick, heavy ropes, were 
marched off to Paderborn to salvage 4he derelict. 
Our engineering friends, upon discovering the 
defective engine, and not appreciating the prospect of 
the manual haul, set fo work feverishly fo see if they 
could hot contrive 4o comple4e sufficient repairs 4o 
coax the engine 4o run the three toiles under her own 
steam. They probed into, and tinkered with 4he dark 
regions of the locomotive, but to no effect. The 
defective parts demanded replacement. No doubt 
4he authorities had declared the engine unfit for 
service in the army, hence its appearance af Paderborn 
for service at Sennelager. 
We were faced with a heavy problem ; one which 
would require every ounce of out combined physical 
effort, which was low owing to out deplorable condition, 
while the sun, heat, and dusty roads would be certain 
4o 4ax our endurance to 4he utmost. 
The guards bustled round, supervising the hitching 
of the towing ropes, while the men were lined up like 
oxen with the ropes passed over their shoulders. The 
order was given and off we went. But that engine 
was, or at least appeared to be, exceedingly heavy, 
while the roads seemed to be exasperatingly diflïcult, 
the wheels having a magnetic attraction for the sand. 
Progress was maddeningly slow, and before many 
minutes had passed every man was puffing and 
blowing like a spent horse. A cup of acorn coffee 



x4 FOUR GERIXIAN PRISONS 
and a fragment of brown bread could scarcely be 
declared ideal rare upon which to pursue such energy- 
consuming labour. And we had three toiles to go! 
We had covered about hall the distance and were 
nearly done in. The ponderous, ungainly engine was 
iust moving, and that vas about ail. The progress 
had so fallen that the guards were becoming somewhat 
alarmed and doubtless considered that if they only 
badgered us sufliciently they would be able to spur us 
to such a degree as to enable us to reach the camp. 
While tugging for ail we were vorth we descried a 
horse flying along the road at break-neck pace towards 
us. As it approached we saw it was carrying Dr. 
Ascher. When he drew up to us he stopped. The 
guards were holding forth in their most truculent 
manner at the moment. The doctor rapped out a few 
words, and the guards instantly dropped their hostility 
and arrogance to become as mcek as lambs. Turning 
to us the doctor ordered every man to drop the ropes. 
We did so and fell into line at once of our own 
accord. 
The doctor surveyed us, and we must have looked 
miserable specimens of humanity. Our faces were 
glistening with perspiration which had been pouring 
out of us freely, and which, mixing with the grimy 
sand which had been en'«eloping us, had formed runnels 
wrought into a dld and weird variety of fantastic 
designs. One or two of the weaker boys stood half- 
bent as if upon the verge of dropping. 
Within a few seconds the doctor had taken in the 
whole situation, and saw how completely we were 
played out. With a voice which cut like a knife he 
ordered the guard to escort us to a wayside i_n_n. The 
soldiers, thoroughly cowed, obeyed his iztstructions 
silently. He strode along beside us, distracting our 
thoughts by a dissertation concerning the countryside, 
-hich xvas bathed in the full splendour of its autumn 
garb, and x-hich certainly presented a peaceful and 
entrancing aspect. 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 2i 5 
Reaching the inn we seated ourselves on the balcony. 
Then the doctor, turning, remarked : 
"Order what you like! Don't stint yourselves 
and take your rime. Now then have anything you 
wish to drink ! " 
If our guards had been suflïciently relenting, we 
would willingly have paid them for permission to have 
regaled ourselves by the way at our own expense. We 
all had money. At the doctor's instructions we dived 
our hands into our pockets to extract our worldly 
wealth to ascertain what we could afford. The doctor 
arrested our action. 
'« No!" he called out, raising his hand in protest. 
" Put your money back. You will have this with me. 
I extended the invitation and I certainly intend to 
pay for it ! " 
If any man had called for cheers for the doctor I 
think we should have brought the house down about 
our ears. But we were so dumbfounded at this 
first expression of a " white man's " action which we 
had encountered in Germany, that we could not utter 
a sound. We merely sat like a party of expectant 
school-children ata Sunday school treat. 
The doctor busied himself seeing that each man 
received an adequate quantity of refreshment, and that 
it was according to his fancy. I myself being an 
abstainer, declined the beverage which was popular 
and which was being keenly enjoyed. Observing that 
I was drinking nothing he hurried over. 
" Where's your beer ? " 
" Sorry, doctor, but I do not take alcohol ! " 
Without a word he swung on his heel, hailed the 
landlord, and enquired for some home-made lemonade. 
Boniface was sorry but he was unable fo oblige. But 
the doctor was not tobe put off. He curtly ordered 
the landlord to prepare some instantly and what is 
more to the point he followed him to see that it was 
brewed correctly. 
After the meal he insisted that we should take a brief 



216 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
test to assist its digestion, which, owing fo the weakened 
condition of out organs, was no easy matter. Then, 
whcn we all fer fit, we returned fo the traction engine. 
You can imagine how we clustered round the doctor 
thanking him for his kindness, but he would not 
listen to our expressions of gratitude. Laughing good- 
naturcdly, he maintained that he had done nothing 
beyond what he considered to be his duty, and as we 
shouldered the ropes once more, he gave us a parting 
cheer. 
That meal put new life into us, and we towed the 
load with such gusto that we covered the second lap 
of the distance in fine style. When we reached the 
camp and were dismissed, the incident about the 
doctor's nmnificence flashed through toits four corners 
like lightning. It became the one topic of spirited 
conversation. We had always voted the doctor a 
jolly good fcllow, but now he was the hero of the hour. 
Whcn he next came into the camp he received such a 
thundcring and spontaneous ovation as to startle 
him, until af last the reason for this outburst daned 
upon him. But he turned it off with his characteristic 
laugh and joke. 
The privations which I had been suffering now began 
fo assert their ill effects. I felt I was breaking up 
rapidly, and in this every one concurred and grew 
anxious. The doctor took me in hand, placed me on a 
" pass " and at last ordered me fo lie dom in the 
barrack. Two of my companions, Ca--, a breezy 
Irishman who had been arrested while on his honey- 
moon, and K. , undertook to look after me. As the 
night advanced I rapidly grew worse, until eventually 
my illness assumed such a turn, so I was informed 
afterwards, as to cause my two friends the greatest 
alarm. Ca went out to the guard with a message 
addressed to Dr. Ascher, explaining that Mahoney was 
very much worse and they feared his condition was 
critical. By some means or other the message was got 
through to the doctor, possibly by telephone. 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 217 
It was a vile night. A terrific thunderstorm was 
raging, and the tain was falling in torrents. After 
dispatching their message my two friends resumed 
their vigil beside my bed, hoping against hope that 
Dr. Ascher would call early the following morning. 
About midnight the inad galloping of a horse was 
heard faintly above the wail of the wind and the fusil- 
lade of the mad downpour upon out hollow-sounding 
roof. The sounds drev nearer to stop outside out 
barrack door. A hurried conversation was heard, 
and the next moment, to the surprise of my two 
friends, the door opened to admit Dr. Ascher. The 
rain was pouring off him in tiny rivulets and he cheerily 
confessed that he vas soaked to the skin. But he 
pooh-poohed the idea that he had taken too much 
trouble. A fellow-creature was in peril and he could 
hot, as a doctor, resist the call which had been sent. 
He stayed with me some tilne, told my companions 
exactly what to do, and then went out again into the 
rainstorm with the parting intimation that he would 
return within a few hours, and would arrange for my 
instant transference to the hospital. 
At six he was back again. By this rime I lad 
recovered from my delirium and felt somewhat better, 
although exceedingly weak. He chatted with me, told 
me I was far worse than I either looked or felt, and 
insisted upon my going into hospital. I demurred, 
as I preferred tobe among my chums. But he was 
hot tobe gainsaid, and so I had reluctantly tobe carried 
into bed. He came to see me ffequently during the 
day, and even went so far as to assume the responsibility 
of telegraphing to Berlin demanding my instant 
release as my demise seemed very probable. But 
this request was curtly refused, mainly, so I discovered 
afterwards, because I was imprisoned upon the charge 
of espionage. The circumstance that this charge vas 
still hanging over my head came as an ugly eye-opener 
fo me. I thought from my transference from Wesel 
to Sennelager that I had been acquitted of this accusa- 



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tion. Of course I had never received any official 
intimation fo this effect, but on the other hand I had 
never received a sentence. This revelation worried 
me somewhat sorely because I could see possibilities 
about which I scarcely dared to think, as well as 
complications untold looming ahead. 
I must have been in a very precarious condition the 
previous night because a member of a well-known 
British family who had been interned at Sennelager, 
but who secured his release about this time, very 
kindly sought out one of my relatives upon his return 
home, fo whom he communicated particulars con- 
cerning my illness and serious condition. He hesitated 
fo notify my wife directly, preferring fo leave it to my 
relative to convey the unwelcome news in the manner 
considered to be the most advisable. For this kindly 
action, of which I was apprised after my transference 
from Sennelager, I have ever been extremely thankful, 
but up to the present I have successfully evaded all 
the most insidious attempts made by my German 
captors to secure my premature decease by under- 
mining my health. 
Before leaving me in hospital for the night Dr. 
Ascher paid me a final visit to make positive that I 
was comfortable. But that one night's sojourn in the 
hospital almost completely unnerved me. I could 
not sleep, and to my alarm I round that no one ever 
came in to take even a cursory glance at the patients. 
I got up in the darkness and went to the door. To 
my astonishment I round it to be locked ! I turned 
to one cot. It contained a French invalid who was 
iabbering away excitedly to himself, but I could hot 
understand a single xvord. I turned to the next bed and 
its occupant was half-delirious. With such depressing 
company around me I tumbled back into bed and went 
off to sleep again somehow. In the morning I learned 
that there were three intercommunicating wards. 
The two inner ones were reserved for patients, upon 
wholn the key was turned at night, while the third 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 219 
and outer room was occupied b3 a night warder who 
turned in and slept the sleep of the just, although he 
was nominally in charge of critical cases. But this 
was immaterial. If the patient went under during 
the night fo be found dead in bed in the morningmwell ! 
if was merely a case of Nature having had her own way. 
I was so alarmed that the instant the hospital was 
opened I hurried back fo my barrack. Dr. Ascher, 
upon reaching the hospital and noting my absence, 
wondered what had happened, until af last he found 
me resting in my bunk. I resolutely told him that 
under no circumstances would I spend arlother night 
in that hospital. I had my own way. The crisis had 
passed, and if I only took care of myself I would soon 
be out again, he said. 
Having always led an active life, confinement to bed 
in utter loneliness during the day, except for a call 
now and again from a sympathetic colleague, soon 
began fo pall. So I dressed and went out fo discover 
Dr. Ascher. He did hOt upbraid me for so flagrantly 
disobeying his orders, as I had been anticipating, but 
exhorted me with all the powers of persuasion he could 
command, fo take the utmost care of myself. In order 
fo give me something fo occupy my mind he attached 
me fo a few other invalids, who were also on " pass," 
to light work in cleaning out the hospitals for the 
recruits who were evidently coming to Sennelager 
vithin the near future. 
Cleaning hospitals might be officially described as 
light work, but it was far from being so, although this 
was hot the fault of the doctor but of our far from 
amiable Commandant. The tables, beds, chairs and 
other portable fixtures had fo be taken into the open 
air to receive a thorouh scrubbing with water and soft 
soap. XVe were given buckets, and were compelled 
fo walk some distance to drav supplies of vater from 
the pump, fo which place we also had fo repair fo throw 
away the dirty liquid, so that we were assured of an 
exacting load upon both journeys. 



220 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
The guard supervising us in this work was a despic- 
able young cub. He was short and stubby. By the 
way I must rclate that this individual illustrated one 
of the weird turns of the Wheel of Fortune as revealed 
by the war. I have already referred to F.-- K, 
who had accompanied me from \Vesel prison to Selme- 
lager. \Vhat was F- K's amazement to 
discover, upon entering the camp, that this man, who 
formed one of the guards, had been one of his own 
van-men before the war. It was a remarkable instance 
of the reversal of positions. The erstwhile van-man 
was now the top-dog and he did not hesitate to extract 
cndless amuscment and delight from ordering the 
prisoners, among whom was his former employer, to 
despicable duties and harassing them right and left. 
I had one bout with this impertinent little bounder 
which I do not think he will ever forger. It was the 
rcsult of exasperation and was precipitated upon the 
spur of the moment with subsequent disastrous results. 
I was carrying a bucket of water back to the pump 
fo throw away and to secure a fresh supply. As I 
approached the pump, which was near an adjoining 
ficld, and over the fence of which some young girls 
were leaning talking to the sentry, I saw that they 
were having some fun at my expense. I resented 
this laughter and merriment, more particularly as I 
was feeling very seedy. 
The guard, to parade his assumed authority before 
the girls, drew himself to the full height of his fifty- 
four inches or thereabouts, threw out his chest, and as 
I was about to empty the bucket, roared in stentorian 
tones : 
"' Take that back again !" 
" But I ara going to fill the bucket with clean 
water ! " I protested. 
" Did you hear what I said ? I told you to take it 
back again!" to which he added an afterthought 
which I did not understand, but which induced the 
girls to burst out laughing afresh with mad glee. 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 221 

I ignored his instructions and was about to turn 
out the dirty contents. My retaper somewhat rufftcd 
by illness and now very hasty was rising rapidly, le 
moved forward and thundered :-- 
" Cannot you obey orders ? Take it back again, 
I tell you ! " 
I picked up the bucket as if to comply and stepped 
back a pace or two. Then lifting it up I shouted back, 
" I'll see you damned first !" 
With these words I hurled the contents over him. 
The water was filthy. It caught him full in the face 
and smothered him from head to foot. 
He was so surprised at this unexpected sequel to his 
arrogant ortier that he merely stood still, spluttering 
and cursing. Then he grabbed his rifle. At the saine 
moment I threw the bucket itself at him, catching him 
a nasty blow on the shoulder. The girls who had been 
laughing at me now chaffed the discomfited sentry 
unmercifully. Foaming with rage and swearing 
terribly he lowered his rifle to run me through with 
the bayonet. 
It was madness to argue with a bayonet in the 
hands of an infuriated German sentry. I turned and 
fled. Being long of leg, rhin, and agile, I ran with the 
swiftness of a hare while my pursuer being short-legged 
and thick-set came trundling after me like a cart-horse. 
I tore towards the hospital, vaulted over the chairs 
and tables, and darted in and out, vith the sentry, 
now beginning to blow hard from his unusual exertion, 
hot on my trail. In my mari rush I upset some of my 
companions, but they, instantly guessing something 
unusual was afoot as they caught sight of my flying 
coat-tails and the heavy-footed soldier chasing me, at 
once entered into the spirit of the fun. 
L- , out humorist, was one of the party. Jump- 
ing on a table he commenced to yell frantically : 
" Sennelager Derby ! What's the odds ? Twenty 
to one on Mahoney ! Go it, Tubby ! Christopher, but 
you'll never stay the course ! " 



222 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

The cries were taken up by the other fellows and 
excitement grew furious, which only served to exasper- 
ate my pursuer still more. 
I was flying for dear lire. I knew very well, if that 
sentry got within bayonet reach of me, that my days 
were ended. He was seeing red with a vengeance. 
Round the hospital, over the tables and chairs, I 
dashed as if bercft. I was looking for the doctor. I 
had long since learned that in the event of a disagree- 
ment with a sentry it was wise tobe first beside the 
ears of authority and to relate the incident. The first 
version, whether from guard or prisoner, was almost 
certain to be believed. 
Once as I came tearing round the hospital calling 
for one of the mcdical officers, L---- and lais coin- 
panions, now emulating the frenzied language and 
manners of racecourse frequenters, and forming field 
glasses with their hands, were bawling at the tops of 
their voices. 
" Tattenham Corner ! Hooray ! Mahoney wins ! " 
At that moment I ran full tilt, hot into Dr. Ascher 
as I had hoped, but against a young military doctor. 
I almost upset him in this spirited desperate obstacle 
race. 
" What's the matter now ? " he asked in surprise. 
As this young doctor had always proved to be a 
decent fellow I stopped and related my story. He 
listened very attentively. 
" You had no business to do that ! " he commented. 
" You should bave obeyed the order and then have 
reported it to me or some other oflScer tobe redressed." 
" Well, he just about maddened me to the limit !" 
" No matter ! It may be a serious thing for you. 
You shouldn't bave thrown the dirty water over him. 
You've insulted the uniform ! " 
By this time my pursuer had arrived. He was 
puffmg heavily and his legs were bent. He could not 
have run another hundred yards even if a dozen battle- 
maddened Kilties had been after him. Catching sight 



THE GUARDIAN OF THE CAMP 223 
of the doctor he pulled himself fo " attention " as well 
as he could. I had fo turn away fo laugh. He pre- 
sented the most ludicrous specimen of a German 
soldier that I have ever witnessed. His face was as 
red as a beet-root from his exertion, his eyes were wide 
open, while his mouth was fully agape. He could hot 
utter a word as he had lost his breath, while being 
soddened from head to foot he was commencing to 
steam merrily. 
Vhen he had partially recovered his composure he 
related his version of the story in a meek tone, no 
doubt hoping to excite pity. But I noticed that the 
young medical officer had to bite his moustache to 
maintain a straight face and I think this practically 
saved the situation. 
" Who gave you permission fo give orders to 
prisoners ? " asked the officer severely. 
The sentry's dismay at the officer rounding upon 
him was so complete that he could hot venture an 
answer. 
" Don't let if occur again or I'll report you ! " con- 
tinued the doctor sternly. " Don't you know your 
duty is to obey orders and not to give them !" he 
thundered with an effort. The sentry dismissed so 
unceremoniously slunk away miserably and absolutely 
crestfallen. 
When the soldier had gone the officer turned upon 
me and lectured me severely, though sympathetically, 
upon the enormity of my offence. X,ile he was 
speaking, Dr. Ascher sauntered up and the incidentwas 
related to him. Turning to me with a gravity which I 
could see was assumed, he remarked : 
"' Mahoney, if you get up to such tricks again you'll 
get into serious trouble. You must never forget the 
uniform !" 
As I turned to resume work I noticed the two medical 
men having a hearty silent laugh over the vhole affair, 
the younger man graphically describing the blown 
sentry and race as he had seen it. 



224 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
But Dr. Ascher did not let the matter rest there. 
tIe reported the sentry for exceeding his orders, which 
was a serious offence because it affected the doctor's 
discipline over prisoners who were under his charge 
at the hospitals. All the reward and consolation the 
insolent cub received for his parade of assumed 
authority bcfore his audience of girls was change fo 
anothcr duty, coupled with severe reprimand. Through 
Dr. Ascher's intervention the sentry was deprived of 
all opportunity to snatch a revenge upon me. Such 
actions, however, were characteristic of Dr. Ascher. 
It was his love of fair-play which endeared him to 
every Britisher in the camp. \Vhenever one of us left 
Sennclagcr there was no man from whom to part was 
such a wrench as Dr. Aschcr. We all grew to like and 
admire him to such a degree that it seemed tobe 
parting from a very dear and old friend when we shook 
hands in Iarewell with him. 



CHAPTER XV 

THE AFTERMATH OF THE ELEVENTH 

As the day of the I2th advanced without bringing any 
signs of official intentions to improve our accommoda- 
tion upon " the field," several of us decided to do the 
only thing possible--to help ourselves. It was per- 
fectly evident that we were not to be taken back to 
barracks, even for the time being, while it was equally 
apparent that no tents were going to be set up for us. 
Also it was quite possible that we should be exposed 
to another /earful storm, because the season was 
advancing. Consequently it was just as well that we 
should improvise some kind of shelter over out heads. 
The issue was where to discover the materials, since 
the authorities were not disposed to extend us any 
assistance whatever. 
The more energetic among us set to work without 
delay. My South African friend, Moresby White, and 
myself unearthed one or two poles lying forlorn and 
forgotten among the grass and slush. We secured 
these, set them up, and over them stretched our 
blankets, the improvised dwelling thus obtained being 
a crude kind of wigwam. Others built little domiciles 
somewhat reminiscent of an Eskimo igloo, and in this 
field of endeavour I may say, striking ingenuity and 
resourcefulness were displayed. 
My friend and I had scarcely finished our dwelling 
when along came some officiais. They saw what we 
had done, and then declared that we had taken Govern- 
ment material, in the form of the neglected poles, to 
which we had no manner of right. Forthwith they 
demolished the shelter. Intensely disgusted at this 



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turn of events we had another look round for further 
material and obtained some tree branches. We 
fashioned these to form the skeleton of a hut. The 
guard hurried up and ordered us to take if down. For 
a second rime our labour was in vain, but we were 
grimly pcrsevering and so ran up a third shelter. This 
shared the self-same rate because we had committed 
a heinous breach of some one or other official regulation 
of which we knew nothing. 
As we surveyed the ruins of out third attempt fo 
raise something over our heads my South African 
friend became exasperated. It was merely official 
spire which had provoked the destruction of our little 
homes. He gritted his teeth and gave full vent fo his 
innermost feelings which were by no means compli- 
mentary to our German oppressors. 
" I'm damned if we don't build something fo which 
they cannot take exception," blurted my companion. 
I concurred, but a survey of the field for materials 
proving abortive we became somewhat glum. Then 
I suddenly hit on an idea which I explained. We 
would build a mud or turf hut. It would take a little 
rime but surely they would hot knock that to pieces! 
We foraged round and happened upon a spade. 
With this we cut the sods and built a small square- 
shaped domicile into which we were able fo crawl. We 
made it sufficiently large, hot only to accommodate 
out two sclves but for the reception of company if 
necessary. It was not a masterpiece by any means, 
while the interior had the rank aroma of newly-turned 
earth, but it was preferable to facing the elements, 
should they decide to be against us once more. Other 
workers in the camp, who had been foiled similarly in 
their efforts to fashion a home from poles and sticks, 
emulated out example. Consequently within a short 
space of rime, diminutive huts, some recalling large 
beehives, were rising ail over the field like mushrooms. 
There was keen rivalry in the embellishment of 
these crude homes. Upon completing ours I decided 



THE AFTERMATH 227 
upon a " Tradesmen's Entrance " and carved this out, 
together with a winding approach, the entrance being 
flanked by two mounds on one of which I planted a 
small flag improvised from a piece of cardboard which 
I unearthed. Directly I had set up the little flag I 
fell foul of authority. The hated emblem was torn up 
by an officious sentry whom it enraged. 
These mud huts were speedily christened with high- 
falutin names. There were '" Sans Souci " villa and 
the "' Haven of Rest " and others equally wildly and 
inappropriately named. But we considered this an 
excellent chance " to wax sarcastic," and we let 
ourselves go, although I do not think that our task- 
masters, being by nature dense, grasped the purport 
of our humour. Our residence rejoiced in the 
unpretentious designation of " Camera Villa," 

If the authorities had gleaned 
an inlding of the circumstance that this mud hut 
harboured an incriminating eye they would have 
spared no effort to discover it, while I as the 
unfortunate owner--well ! I do not know what would 
have happened to me for such a flagrant breach of 
oncial regulations. 
It also seemed as if the authorities were going to 
deprive us of food. At all events noon passed without 
any sign of dinner. In the afternoon, however, we 
were informed that we were to receive the mid-day 
meal, but must go to the cook-house to get it. That 
was a mileaway ! 
At two o'clock we were lined up, the British at the 
extreme rear as usual, and marched off. Upon reach- 
ing the kitchen we were alarmed to learn that there 
were insufficient basins. Several would have to use 
the one utensil successively, and, needless to say, 
without being washed after each use. Apart from 
this repulsive method of feeding us as if we were dogs, 
the rime occupied in getting one's ration proved 
maddening. After one had swallowed the thin cabbage 



228 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

soup hastily, one had fo advance and ioin the group 
comprising those who had been served. The result 
was that by the rime the last of the British prisoners 
had been supplied some three hours had passed. Yet 
this was the first meal which some of the men had 
received for three days! I may say that one felt far 
flore satisfied after swallowing the noisome greasy wash. 
In the evening, while working upon our hut fo 
impart the finishing touches speedily, because tain was 
falling, I stumbled across three of the disgraced and 
disfigured fishcrmcn. "fhey were alone and forlorn. 
"fhey had no hut and did not know what would happen 
if another wet night swept over them. One happened 
to be the skippcr of one of the trawlers which had been 
sunk and he vehcmcntly denie¢t the charge that they 
had bcen guilty of laying or sweeping mines. They 
were attending to their trawls when they were surprised 
and captured. 
The skipper was an intercsting, typical sea-dog from 
lhe waters of the North Sea, and a thorough God- 
fearing man. He related a story which ruade out 
blood boil. He said his two companions and himself 
were summoned by the guards at rnid-day, and instead 
of receiving the dinner ration had been taken to a 
cox'erëd hand-cart. The guard told them fo push it, 
and af the saine time handed them shovels and picks. 
Under escort they dragged this mysterious load, which 
was carefully covered xvith a tarpaulin, for about three 
toiles to a very lonely spot. At last they came to a 
deep hole. They were compelled fo back the cart fo 
the brink of the pit, and were then curtly bidden to 
tip it sharply. 
To the utter amazement of the skipper and his two 
colleagues the action of tipping the cart shot into the 
hole, with considerable force, the corpse of a Belgian. 
He was dumped into the hole in this rough and ready 
manner, head first, and to the disgust of the Britishers 
the body was clothed merely in a shirt ! They were 
then commanded to refill the hole. Thus, without 



THE AFTERMATH 229 
the slightest burial ceremony, with a brutality which 
would hot have been shown to a dog, and without 
the slightest expression of regret, save one of silence 
from the three Britishers, the unknown Belgian was 
consigned to an unknown grave. Who the Belgian 
was, or how he came by his death, no one ever knew, 
but it is surmised that he died from exposure upon the 
tield during the night of the ilth. 
These three tishermen being friendless and homeless, 
my chum and I decided to see what we could do for 
them. We proposed to attach a lean-to shelter to 
out but. Poles were driven into the ground, and to 
these horizontal members were attached, the latter 
having the inner ends sunk into out walls. For the 
roof we used out blankets. It was a primitive shelter, 
but it protected the three men from the tain which 
again broke over us and for this expression of 
camaraderie they were extremely grateful. 
Out transference to the tield provoked the most 
spirited bout we had ever witnessed between the 
Commandant and Dr. Ascher. The doctor could do 
nothing towards securing us shelters: that was 
exclusively a matter for Major Bach to decide. But 
he had control over the sanitary arrangements, and 
he condemned these unequivocally. The stench rising 
from the open latrines which swept over the tield was 
indescribable. Dr. Ascher flew into a tierce temper 
over the shortcomings and detestable arrangements, 
which he maintained to be a serious menace to the 
health of the camp. We strove desperately to escape 
the horrible effluvium, but it could not be avoided 
unless we buried out heads. Dr. Ascher, by taking up 
a firm stand, had his way on this occasion, although 
the nature of the improvement I think caused him to 
despair of securing the proper amelioration of the 
conditions. The military authorities did not appear 
to know even the rudiments of sanitary science, which, 
as I round for myself, are ever indescribably crude away 
from the show towns which are patronised by tourists. 



23o FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
I had been hoping that I would be able to shake off 
my illness. But it was hot to be. The exposure 
and thorough soaking which I had on the terrible 
night of the i lth completely undid all the benefits I 
had received from Dr. Ascher's attention and treat- 
ment. I cracked up suddenly. The doctor, seeing 
how badiy things were going with me, gave me a 
" pass " excusing me from all work. 
But to me it was obvious that to remain on the field 
was to die from starvation, especially bearing in mind 
my precarious health. Yet to get out of the field was 
no easy matter. I pondered fretfully over this issue, 
and at last resolved to attempt a desperate solution. 
I marched boldly to the gare, waved an old, long- 
since expired " pass " and shouted to the sentry that 
I had to go to the doctor's office immediately. Taken 
unawares the guard opened the gate thout scanning 
the '" pass " and I walked on to the main road leading 
to the barracks in which we had lived previously. 
The little extra exertion demanded to pass the sentry 
thout creating any suspicions in his mind now told 
on me. Once I had passed out of his sight the reaction 
set in, and I fell into a clockwork pace. I was deter- 
mined to fulfil my mission at all hazards, so plodded 
along slowly. I could see nothing, and heeded nothingj 
being only conscious of the fact that I was going to 
get something to eat and to bring food back for my 
stranded companions on the field. Soon everything 
seemed to grow darker and darker, then came perfect 
blackness. I remembered no more. 
XWnen I came to my senses I round myself being borne 
carefully by two fellow-prisoners--Ca and a chum 
--to the hospital. I was put to bed, and looking round 
I saw that I was su_rrounded by twenty-five other 
patients. One and all had dropped down from sheer 
exhaustion upon the field during the " Bloody Night," 
and had been round by the guard in the mOrlling in 
an unconscious condition. I heard that there were 
seventy such cases brought in--all cau»ed by exposllre 



THE AFTERMATH 231 
and the tain. I cannot testify fo that number, but I 
can swear fo the twenty-five cases because I saw them 
in the hospital lying in the ward with me. They were 
then in a terrible plight, hot having recovered from 
the racking ordeal. 
Presently a military doctor came in. I had never 
seen him before. He approached my cot. 
" Civilian or military ? " he asked. 
" Civilian ! " I replied. 
'" Ach ! " and there was intense disgust and unveiled 
hostility in his voice. " Get up! Outside!" 
" But he has been brought in unconscious !" persisted 
Ca. 
"' Ach ! No matter. Get up. Outside ! " he 
repeated. 
" I'll see you damned first !" exploded Ca--, his 
Irish retaper now roused fo bursting point at the 
inhuman attitude of the military medical official. 
Fortunately for my friend the individual in question 
did hot understand a word of English, or there would 
bave been trouble. 
But feeling somewhat better and realising the use- 
lessness of argument I persuaded Ca-- fo obey 
instructions. Indeed I was bundled out of bed, and 
hastily assisted in re-dressing, by the doctor's orders. 
Passing out of the hospital I paused to lean against the 
door, feeling downright ill and weak. Ca.--tan 
off to the barrack to fetch Dr. Ascher. 
A young medical man came out of the hospital, 
and seeing my wan and haggard face, came up to me. 
He was certainly sympathetic 
" Heavens, man! You look downright ill!" was 
his comment. 
" I reckon I don't look worse than I feel ! " I repled 
caustically. " l've just been tttrned out of the 
hospital. What is going fo happen ? " 
«, Oh! You've got to go to Paderborn. You'll 
go into hospital there. The van will be up in three 
hours' rime !" 



232 FOUR GER!IAN PRISONS 
Ai this intelligcnce I sank on a wooden seat. I 
felt, and indced could no longer ward off, the belief 
that cverything for me was rapidly approaching the 
end. As I sat there a prey fo my worst thoughts, a 
soldier came out of the hospital and sat beside me. 
I looked up. 
"Hullo! old man! From Mons?" I asked. 
"Yes! Going to Paderborn. Says l'in sick," 
nodding towards the hospital. The Tommy certainly 
looked as if the doctor had diagnosed a case correctly 
for once in his lire. 
'" What's the marrer ? " 
" Don't know for sure. But I heard the doctor 
whisper fo an assistant that if was typhus ! " 
Despite Iny efforts fo control Inyself I could hot 
suppress a low whistle. I looked af the soldier, and 
although iny first inclination was fo inove away, I 
fclt that, owing fo Iny condition, if really didn't Inatter, 
so I spared the Toininy's feelings. In a few Ininutes 
another soldier caine out. He sat on the other side 
of Ine. 
" Hullo! You froin Morts too ? You going to 
Paderborn ? " was Iny query. 
" Sure ! Doctor says l've got typhus ! " 
This was alarining news, and I could not resist a 
feeling of extreine apprehension. Whfle I was turning 
things over in my Inind a third soldier caine out whom 
I questioned, but he did not reply. 
" He was blinded by a shell af Mons," coininented 
one of the soldiers. "' Guess he's got if too. 'Strewth, 
isn't this a hell of a hole ? I'd sooner have fifty 
Mons's for a month than this hell for a day ! " 
I certainly shared the opinion. But as I sat there I 
reflected upon the liinited carrying capacity of the 
Paderborn hospital van, and the circumstance that I 
was likely fo be crushed in with a host of typhus cases 
I did not like the prospect a little bit. I Inade up Iny 
Inind. I would hot go fo Paderborn af any cost. 
Proffering a palpable excuse I sauntered away, 



THE AFTERMATH 233 
finally entering the office in which the files of the 
registration of the British military prisoners were 
being prepared. A young German who in pre-war 
days had been a baker in Battersea, was in charge. 
I told him I was sick, but enquired, if receiving the 
requisite permission from the doctor, he would allow 
me fo help him in the office. He agreed. I sought 
out Dr. Ascher, explained that I had been consigned 
to Paderborn, but refused fo go, and explained that 
I had the offer fo go into the office if he would certify 
me for such work. After a little deliberation he 
acquiesced, and I took up the appointment with the 
result I have explained in a previous chapter. After 
a good night's test I felt decidedly better. I returned 
fo the field, only fo find that my companions had 
experienced no improvement in their conditions, and 
that food was just as scarce as if had been since we were 
turned out of our barracks. I was successful in getting 
a little food fo them, while another prisoner, now in 
England, sent up a little. 
Strolling across the field I met a fellow-prisoner, 
Lord J's secretary. He looked so ill that I 
suggested he should take my place in the office, as I 
was now feeling much better. He refused at first, 
but af last I prevailed upon him to go. He would get 
a well-earned test at all events, while the work was light 
and easy. The exchange of clerks was effected and 
vith such success that the German in charge never 
detected the swop, which proves how imperfectly I 
had been scrutinised, and the laxity of the arrange- 
ments when you bave learned how to circumvent the 
pit-falls and red-tape of Prussian organisation. 
I was now back upon the field. One night the 
officers came round bawling out a request for the 
names of all prisoners who had friends in Germany. 
Seeing that this question, together with a host of 
others, had been asked nearly every day, while sheets 
of papers were filled up af intervals of every few hours 
with a bewildering array of particulars, I ignored the 



234 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
interrogation. But one or two fellow-prisoners re- 
called the fact that K , upon his release, had 
invited me to corne to his home in Cologne if I ever got 
the chance. At ftrst I declined to listen to the recom- 
mendations, but finally, in response to the incessant 
pesterings, I consenteà. Then the matter slipped 
from my mind. 
The following morning my attention was arrested 
by the guard going round the camp singing at the top 
of his voice, " Ma-hone-i ! Ma-hone-i ! " 
Surprised, and fearing that trouble was brewing 
because I had not gone to Paderborn as ordered by 
the military doctor, I presented myself. I was com- 
manded fo attend the office at once. 
I sauntered off leisurely, and reaching the building, 
I supplied the officer in charge with my name and 
a host of other minute details as requested. Then 
turning to me, and holding a paper in Iris hands, he 
remarked • 
" Herr Ma-hone-i! You are a free man!" 
" \Vhat ? " I yapped, scarcely believing I had heard 
aright, "A free man ? " I almost cried àth j oy at 
the news. " Free to go home to England ? " I asked 
excitedly. 
"Nein! Nein!! Nein!!! But youhave Iriends 
in Germany ? " 
My jaw dropped. I thought for a few minutes, 
and then I replied slowly, "" Yes! l'Il go provided 
I do hot have fo give my parole. That I will never 
cio ! " 
He glared Iuriously af me. 
" But that is as good as saying you'll try fo escape," 
he went on. 
"' Exactly! " was my curt retort, and I looked at 
him defiantly. 
The officer informed me that under these circum- 
stances I should be kept back, but af this moment 
Dr. Ascher, who had been listening fo the conversation, 
intervened, and as a result of his mediation I was told 



THE AFTERMATH 235 
that I was free to go fo Cologne, saying which a" pass " 
permitting me to travel fo, and to move about that 
city, was proffered. I took the " pass." 
" You've ten minute½ to coilect your belongings and 
fo get out of the camp ! " was his final abrupt remark. 
Although I pleaded for a little longer time in wtfich fo 
say fareweil to my friends he was inexorable. 
I rushed back to the field to communicate the news 
to my companions, and the hand-shaking which ensued 
was extremely fervent. All the boys congratulated 
me upon my good luck, but the tears were in their 
eyes. The sympathy moved me, and I felt half- 
disposed to tear up my " pass " and stay with them fo 
see it through. But they pushed me off. I had a 
hearty hand-shaking with Dr. Ascher, who wished me 
the best of luck, and expressed the hope that I woud 
soon get home. Although he never admitted it I 
found out for a fact that he had been primarily 
responsible for my release. It certairdy was charac- 
teristic of bi_m. He cracked a parting j oke, which 
restored the good humour and cheerfulness of the camp, 
and with my few parcels tmder my arm I left the ill- 
famed field. 
The boys cheered like mad, but I was stirred more 
particularly by the roar of cheers which burst from the 
Tommies, with whom I had fraternised freely, and with 
whom a curious chumminess had sprung up. We were 
all companions in misfortune, and when the news of 
my release reached their field, they clustered along the 
fence to give me a parting rouser, which they certairdy 
let go for ail they were worth. 
I regained the office within the stipulated ten 
minutes and then to my intense disgust learned that I 
had three hours to wait for a train. I sold my watch 
fo secure a little ready money, and as I moved across 
the camps to be abruptly challenged by the sentries 
I was surprised to see them change their demeanour 
when I showed my "' pass." They shook hands 
heartily and warmly congratulaIed me upon my good 



236 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
fortune. It was a strange metamorphosis and if 
affected me strangely. 
Before I left the camp I was ushered into the presence 
of our arch-fiend, Major Bach. He rose from his desk 
and with a suavity and civility which ruade my blood 
surge, he remarked : 
" Herr Mahoney, good-bye! I trust you will not 
think our treatment in the camp has been unduly 
severe ! " 
" I shall certainly not speak well of if," I retorted 
somcwhat cynically. " I shall never forger my experi- 
cnces and I shall not omit to relate it to others. But 
thcre ! I think my looks are sufficient. I must have 
lost thrce stone in weight during the past two months ! " 
" Wcll, I trust you will make allowances," he went 
on unctuously. " You must remember the rimes; 
that we are at war, and that our arrangements have 
not bcen organised for adequate accommodation!" 
He extended his hand. 
Shaking my head in a manner which he could not 
misunderstand I refused to take it. 
He shrugged his shoulders and resumed his work. I 
left his office without another word. 
Two nfinutes later I was striding rapidly towards 
the station, accompanied by another prisoner, a school- 
master named E , who had also been released on a 
" pass " and whom I have to thank for much assistance 
subsequently offered. 
At last I was free Irom the torment and brutality of 
Sennelager Camp. But as I watched the incoming 
train on that morning of September 6th, 94, I 
could not refrain from dwelling upon the lot of the 
many hapless friends I had left behind, the agonies, 
miseries, the hopelessness of their position, and their 
condemnation to unremitting brutal travail which 
would doubtless continue until the clash of arms had 
died away. As Sennelager vanished from sight my 
companion and I gave deep sighs of relief. We felt 
that we had left Hell behind. 



PRISON THREEKLINGELPUTZ 

CHAPTER XVI 

FREE ON " PASS " IN COLOGNE 

il was two o'clock in the afternoon when I saw the 
last of Sennelager Camp as the train swung round a 
curve which blotted the Avernus over which Major 
Bach reigned supreme from sight ii hot from memory. 
The train in which we were travelling, of course, vas 
wholly occupied by Germans. I round it impossible 
to secure a seat owing to the crowded character of the 
carriages, and as misfortune would bave it I was 
compelled to stand until I reached my destination. 
Naturally being thrown among so many of the 
enemy I was regarded with a strange interest by my 
fellow-travellers. They could see I was hot a German, 
and although they did hOt resort to any provocative 
word or deed, it would bave needed a blind man to 
bave gailed to detect their uncompromising hostility 
towards me. We travelled via Soest, and my position 
was rendered additionally unnerving because train 
after train labdled with the flaming Red Cross thun- 
dered by, bearing their heavy loads of the German 
battered and maimed from the battlefields. It was 
easy to see that the number of the train-loads of 
wounded was exercising a peculiar effect upon the 
passengers, for was not this heavy toll of war and the 
crushed and bleeding flower of the German army 
coming from the front where the British were so severely 
mauling the invincible military machine of Europe and 
disputing effectively their locust-like advance over the 
fair fields of Belgium and Northern France ? Is it 
surprising under the circumstances that they glowered 

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238 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
and frowned ai me in a disconcerting and menacing 
manner ? 
As the hours rolled by I began fo feel fainter and 
hungrier. I had had nothing since the usual cup of 
acorn coffee ai seven in the morning. Although I 
became so weak that I felt as if I must drop, I buoyed 
up my flagging-,spirits and drooping body by the 
thought that I should soon meet and enjoy the company 
of K. But I was aboard a fourth-class train and 
it appeared to be grimly determined to set up a new 
record for slow-travelling even for Germany. The 
result was that I did hot reach Cologne, or K61n, as 
the Germans have if, until one o'clock the following 
morning, having stood on my feet for eleven hours and 
without a bite to eat. 
I fell rather than stepped from the train and turned 
out of the station. Again my spirits sank. The city 
was wrapped in a darkness which could be felt. There 
was not a glimmer of light to be seen anywhere. To 
pick one's way through a strange city in a strange land 
and dthout more than a bare smattering of the 
language under conditions of inky blac -kness was surely 
the supreme ordeal. At every few steps I blundered 
against a soldier with his loaded rifle and fixed bayonet, 
ready to lunge at anything and everything which, to a 
highly strung German military mind, appeared to 
assume a tangible form in the intense blackness. 
Since my return home I have experienced some striking 
specimens of British darkened towns, but they do not 
compare with the complete dar'kness which prevailed 
in Cologne that night. Not a single faint gleam of 
light came flore a window. I am confident that if I 
had dared to strike a match I should have been 
surprised by a volley of bullets from ail directions. 
Cologne was indeed a city of darkness and of the 
dead. Only the footfalls of the guard and the clank of 
rifles were to be heard. To proceed was impossible. 
I concluded that belote I had gone very far in my 
'anderings I should be arrested and find myself in the 



Facsimile of tlle Pass issued by lhe German authorities to the 
author on his leaving Sennelager for C6h-on-lhein. 

[Face page 



FREE ON " PASS" IN COLOGNE 239 
privacy of a prison cell. Moreover I was absolutely 
exhausted. Sore af heart I returned to the station, 
and walking up to the first officer I saw, introduced 
myself as '" Mahoney, l«te of Sennelager Camp." 
At this revelation the officer stared as if confronted 
by an apparition and sternly demanded my authority 
for being af large. I drew out my " pass," together 
with the address of K. , for which I was searching 
so vainly. 
Thrusting my " pass " into his pocket the oficer 
gruffly ordered me fo follow him. I demanded the 
return of the small piece cf paper which constituted 
my sole protection, but ke rudely declined fo accede 
fo my request. I followed him and we turned into a 
room at the station which happened fo be the sleeping 
quarters of the night guard. 
Here I was again interrogated somewhat sharply, 
but taking the bull by the horns I boldly declared that 
I was an Englishman and had been arrested and 
imprisoned upon the charge of being a spy ! 
My candid statement amazed the officer, who ap- 
peared fo consider that he had ruade a most fortunate 
capture. An interpreter, who understood only a little 
English, was summoned fo my assistance, and we con- 
trived fo understand one another. He was visibly 
impressed by my distressed and sickly appearance and 
enquired if I were in need of something fo eat. I said 
I was famished and he explained the situation fo the 
officer. The upshot was that a few of those present 
gave me some bread and cold rice, which I devoured 
ravenously. 
I was handed over fo a guard who was instructed to 
take me--somewhere ? We set out through the dark 
streets, and if was an eerie journey. Sentries were 
stationed at intervals of a few yards and in crossing 
the bridge we were frequently stopped and hot per- 
mitted fo proceed until my guardian, although in 
uniform and armed, had given the password. In due 
course we reached a toweïing building which I dis- 



24 ° FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
covered fo be the Polizei Prasidium. Here I was 
handed over to the official in charge, my military guard 
evidently explaining the whole circumstances. 
The official scrutinised me closely. Bidding me to 
follow him he again plunged into the darkness. After 

taking me to the address of 
duced, and finding no one 
restaurant. The proprietor 
to take me in for the night. 

K- , which I had pro- 
there, he led me to a 
was roused and ordered 
XVhen he learned that I 

was an Englishinan on " pass " he commenced to 
swear and curse in a fearful manner, finally declaring 
he would not shelter any such swine in his bouse. 
The ofiïcial had a short way with this individual. He 
drew his sword, drove the awakened and enraged 
German into his restaurant, and in atone wtfich could 
not be misconstrued demanded that accommodation 
and meals should be round for me. The threatening 
attitude of the oflîcer completely cowed the proprietor, 
but I, fearing that the latter would round on me once 
I ,,'as at his mercy, intimated to the guard that I was 
hot going to spend the night in this hotel. 
There was a brief altercation, but at last we returned 
to the Prasidium. Here I intimated that I was per- 
fectly willing to sleep upon the floor of the guard-room, 
but the oncial explained that this was a flagrant 
breach of the rules and the idea could not be enter- 
tained for a moment. We haggled for a few minutes 
and then a solution of the distracting problem occurred 
to the officer. He would lodge me for the night in a 
cell! I accepted the suggestion with alacrity and 
thereupon passed below where I made myself com- 
fortable, the official assisting me as much as he could. 
It seemed as if I had only just dropped off to sleep 
when I was rudely awakened. It was six o'clock 
when prisoners had to be roused, and although I was 
nota prisoner, but had slept in the cell from my own 
choice, I had to conform with the regulations. I was 
turned out into the street, without a bite of food, 
needless to say, to kick my heels about for some two 



FREE ON " PASS" IN COLOGNE 241 
hours until the business offices opened. I seized the 
opportunity to have a shave and hair-cut as well as a 
thorough wash and brush up. 
About 8.3o I presented myself at my friend's office 
To my surprise he responded to my ring himself and 
at once introduced me to his wife, who had corne into 
the city with him that morning. I was warmly 
greeted but my thin and wan appearance affected 
them, especially Mrs. K I then discovered why 
I had failed to rouse him in the early hours of the 
morning when accompanied by the oflïcer from the 
police station. He did not live in Cologne but in a 
pretty and quiet little residential village overlooking 
the Rhine some three mlles out. 
Taking pity upon me they insisted that I should at 
once proceed to their home, but belote this could be 
done certain formalities demanded attention. My 
" pass " was only applicable to the city of Cologne and 
did not embrace the outlying places. We had to 
return to the police headquarters, corresponding to out 
Scotland Yard, for this purpose. Here my papers 
were turned out and subjected to the usual severe 
scrutiny, while I myself was riddled with questions. 
At last, through the good offices of K , who was 
well-known to the officiais, I received permission to 
proceed to his residence. This necessitated out being 
accompanied to his home by two detectives who 
furthermore were to see that I received the necessary 
local '" pass " for the villa in question. 
Notwithstanding the depressing company of the 
detectives I thorougtfly enjoyed that ride along the 
banks of the Rhine. It was a glorious morning and 
the countryside was at the height of its alluring 
autumnal beauty. Reaching the village I was taken 
before the Burgomeister, a pompous individual, to 
undergo another searching cross-questioning, but 
ultimately the" pass " was granted. At the saine time 
my " pass " for Cologne was withdrawn. I had either 
to live, move, and have my being in one place or the 



242 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
other--not bothmand was not fo be permitted to 
travcl between the two places. 
I must digress a moment to explain one feature of 
Gcrman administration and the much vaunted Teuton 
organisation, which is nothing more nor less than a 
huge joke, although if is unfortunately quite devoid of 
humour for the luctdess victim. In times of war, 
Germany is subdivided into districts, each of which 
reccives the specific number of an Army Corps. Thus 
thcre is Army Corps No. I, Army Corps No. 2, and so 
on. It is just as if, under similar exigencies, the 
namcs of the counties in Great Britain were abandoned 
for the rime bcing in favour of a military designation, 
Middlesex thus becoming Army Corps No. I, Surrey 
No. 2, and so on, the counties being numbered 
consecutively. 
Each Army Corps bas ifs commanding oflîcer and he 
bas absolute control over the territory assigned fo 
him, the movement of its inhabitants, strangers and 
visitors. But the strange and humorous fact about 
the whole system is that each commanding oflïcer is 
a little autocrat and extremely jealous of Iris colleague 
in the adjacent Army Corps. The commander of 
Army Corps No. I issues a "" pass " which entitles you 
fo more about freely in his district. 
Vqaen Major Bach presented me with my " pass," 
he gravely warned me always to bave it upon my 
person, to show it upon demand, but never to allow 
it out of my possession even for a minute, and if it 
should be taken for inspection to insist upon its return 
at once. He assured me that the mere production of 
the ";pass" and the signature would permit me to go 
wherever I liked, and to move fo and fro throughout 
Germany. I firmly believed his statement until I 
received my first rude shock to the contrary. As a 
final warning he stated that if I happened to be stopped 
by a soldier or anyone else and had not my " pass " 
with me, I should find myself in an extremely serious 
position. Naturally I hung on fo that little piece ot 



FREE ON " PASS " IN COLOGNE 243 
paper as tenaciously as if it had been a million pound 
bank-note. 
The Commanding Officer of an Army Corps always 
iterates this little speech, I discovered. Naturally you 
leave the official, completely relieved, thinking yourself 
virtually free. But the moment you cross the bound- 
ary into another Army Corps you are held up. The 
official demands fo know why you are walking about 
a free man. You flourish the " pass" signed by 
"A " in triumph, and with a chortle, point to the 
signature. The official scans the " pass," shakes his 
head sagely, and with a curt " Corne with me!" 
orders you to follow him. You protest energetically, 
and point to the signature. He shakes his head 
emphatically as he growls " No ! No ! " and continues, 
referring to the owner of the signature on your " pass," 
"' we know nothing about him! You must see my 
Commanding Officer." Reaching this official, who 
regards you as a criminal who has escaped, you suddenly 
learn that the '" pass " is not a passport for your move- 
ment through Germany, but is valid only for the Army 
Corps in which it was issued t 
Consignment fo prison is the inevitable sequel. 
You may protest until you are black in the face, but 
it makes no difference. The papers which you signed 
day after day until you became sick at the sight of 
them, but which were necessary to secure your first 
" pass," commence their lengthy and tedious trip 
through the German Circumlocution Office, the trip 
occupying weeks. During this time you are kept in 
prison and treated as if you were a common felon, 
until af last, everything being declared to be in order, 
you receive a new "' pass "for the Army Corps in which 
you have been arrested. The moment you venture 
into another Army Corps, even if you return into 
that from which you were first released, arrest follows 
and the whole exasperating rigmarole has to be repeated. 
The Army Corps are as arbitrarily defined as anything 
fo be round in tape-tied Germany. 



244 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
I do not think that such a wildly humorous feature of 
organisation to compare with this is to be round in any 
other part of the world. Had if not been for the 
deliberate misleading, or to term it more accurately, 
unblushig lying, upon the part of the respective com- 
manding officers of the respective Army Corps, the 
British tourists who happened to be in Germany when 
war broke out would bave got home safely. Being 
ignorant of German manners, customs, and military 
idiosyncrasies, and placing a blind faith in German 
assertion and scraps of paper, the unfortunate travellers 
fcll into the trap which undoubtedly had been prepared 
to meet such conditions. 
The British tourists who were caught in eastern 
Germany, after their first arrest and release upon one 
of these despicable and fraudulent passes, being 
reassured by the intimation that they were free to go 
where they pleased, naturally thought they would be 
able to hurry home, and straightaway moved towards 
the coast. But directly they entered the adjacent 
Army Corps they suffered arrest and imprisonment 
until their papers were declared to be in order to permit 
another " pass " tobe issue& Thus it went on, the 
tourists being successively held up, delayed, and 
released. Under these conditions progress to the coast 
was exasperatingly slow, and finally was summarily 
prevented by the drastic order of the German Govern- 
ment demanding the internment of every Britisher in 
the country. It was this senseless and ridiculous 
manifestation of German scientific organisation gone 
mad which contributed to the congested nature of 
the civilian internment camps in the country, and one 
cannot resist the conclusion that the practice was 
brought into force with the deliberate intention of 
hindering the return of Britishers who happened to be 
in the country when war was declared. 
At the peaceful residence of my friend overlooldng 
the Rhine, of the full beauties of which I still cherish 
a vivid and warm appreciation, I mended very rapidly. 



FREE ON " PASS" IN COLOGNE 245 
To Mr. and Mrs. K-- I owe a debt of gratitude which 
I shall never be able to repay. I entered their home 
half-starved, extremely weak, and practically at 
death's door, but under the careful nursing and 
unremitting attention of Mrs. K-- and her husband I 
speedily recovered. I had been suffering considerable 
mental worry, having received news that my wife at 
home was seriously ill, but 
I received aletter, the first since I had left 
home on August Ist, which communicated the glad 
tidings that she had completely recovered her health. 
The receipt of that letter banished all anxiety and 
fretfulness from my mind. Indeed at the end of a 
month I felt capable of tempting rate upon my own 
initiative once more. I felt that I was encroaching 
upon the generosity and hospitality of my newly-found 
friends, and this feeling commenced to harass me. 
One morning I expressed to K--- my intention to 
go into Cologne to look for work. He endeavoured to 
dissuade me, pointing out that my " pass" would hot 
permit me to move beyond the limits of the little 
village, but I was not tobe gainsaid. I felt I could hot 
show sufficient appreciation for what they had done on 
my behalf, or discharge the debt of obligation which I 
owed to them. 
I started off one morning, full of hope and energy, 
determined to get a job at all hazards. But that 
search for work proved to be the most heart-breaking 
quest I have ever attempted. I realised that my 
limited knowledge of German would bowl me out. 
All that I knew I had picked up colloquially while 
interned at Sennelager, and although it was adequate 
to enable me fo hold a general conversation, if was 
hopelessly insufficient for commercial purposes. Con- 
sequently I decided to pretend tobe deaf and dumb. 
I entered every shop in the main thoroughfare of 
Cologne in succession. I was ready and willing fo 
accept any position, irrespective of its character. I 
blundered into an undertaker's premises, which I 



246 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
subsequently learned fo be the largest firm in this line 
in the city, and patronised by the tank and fashion 
of Cologne. I endeavoured to explain the object of 
my visit to the proprietor by mimicking nail-hammering 
and pointing to a coflïn. He invited me into his inner 
office where, to my alarm, I descried an officer's uniform 
hanging behind the door, and evidently belonging to 
the proprietor who was about to join the colours. I 
decided to make myself scarce with all speed, but I 
had to act warily to avoid suspicion. 
The proprietor trotted out an elaborate catalogue. 
I Ie thought I had corne to order a coffln! Being 
arrayed in a frock coat and somewhat burnished up, 
I suppose I had the appearance of a possible customer. 
I had led him to believe that I could hot speak, but 
now I assured him that my real infirmity was very 
acute stammering. I glanced through the catalogue 
carefully so as fo arouse no suspicions, to alight upon 
a specimen of the handicraft which cost I,OOO marks 
--£5o--and with apparent effort stuttered that I 
would consult my brother upon the marrer. I left 
the shop with my heart in my mouth, but gaining the 
street in safety, I put as great a distance between the 
shop and myself as I could. 
I offered my services indiscriminately fo a boot- 
maker, grocer, confectioner--in fact I can scarcely 
recall what trade I did not strive to enter, but always 
in vain. Finally I entered a fashionable haildresser's 
establishment. By signs and with considerable labour 
I finally ruade my mission -known, and at last ascer- 
tained that an assistant was required, and I cofld 
present myself the following morning. I went off 
treading on air, absolutely delighted with my success. 
In fact I was so elated as fo omit to notice that this 
shop was in one of the three streets forming a triangle 
and an island in a "Y" formed by the two mmn 
thoroughfares. 
The next mo.rning I returned to the city with my 
solitary razor in my pocket--I had been instructed 



FREE ON "PASS" IN COLOGNE 247 
to bring my own kit. I entered the shop but was 
decidedly puzzled at the sight of strange faces. This 
I attributed to the rush which was prevailing having 
brought men to the front whom I had hot seen the day 
belote. I proffered my razor to explain that I had 
corne to start work as arranged. The assistant took 
it, and told me it would be ready on the following 
morning. He thought I wanted it to be ground and 
set! Not being able to make myself understood I 
went outside, looked at the facia, and round I had gone 
to the wrong address. The shop for which I had been 
engaged was on the other side of the triangle. I 
hurried in, to be reccived with a scowl by the proprietor, 
who pointed significantly to the clock to intimate that 
I was very late. 
However, the proprietor donned his bat and coat 
and took me to another shop in a distant part of the 
city. It was one of his branches. I was to be employed 
here, but I knew no more about hair-dressing than 
about the fourth dimension. Still I thought I could 
fulfil the rôle of lather-boy very effectively. 
To my consternation, after lathering one or two 
customers, I was ordered to complete the shaving 
operation. My heart thumped because I wondered 
how the unfortunate German client would fare in my 
unskilled hands. Bracing myself up I completed the 
task without a hitch, although I do not think the 
customer looked any better after I had finished with 
him than he did before. 
But the succeeding customer encountered disaster. 
The razor made a slip, inflicting a terrible gash in the 
man's ear. 
Pandemonium was let loose. The blood spurted 
out, smothering my shirt cuff. The customer raved 
and swore like a Fury, while the manager, losing his 
head, dashed up with a handful of powdered alum 
which he strove to apply to the wound, but ruade a 
sorry mess of the effort, because it fell in a shower 
over the customer's immaculate clothes, causing him 



0-48 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
to present the appearance which would have ensued 
had he fouled a bag of flour. I surveyed the scene 
of the disaster for a few seconds, but observing the 
customer fo be absorbing the complete attention of the 
manager I unconcernedly invited the next customer to 
take the chair, which he politely declined. 
In the course of a few minutes an unsuspecting 
individual entered and took the empty seat. I 
lathered him well, and picked up a razor. But my 
hand was now exceedinly unsteady. I caught a glimpse 
of my soiled shirt cuff and decided fo incur no further 
risks. I seized my hat and bolted from the shop. 
In my haste I inadvertently infringed another 
rigid regulation--I boarded a tram-car in motion. 
For this misdemeanour I was rated severely by the 
conductor. But as I emphasised my deaf and dumb 
infirmity he ceased, doubtless feeling that his energy 
was being wasted. To my consternation a friend of 
mine boarded this car, which was proceeding toward 
his home, and he at once commenced a conversation. 
I was on my guard, and by a surreptitious whisper, I 
told him of my deaf and dumb subterfuge. ,Vhen we 
reached out destination I related my adventure, 
revealing my soiled and blood-stained shirt cuff as 
corroboration. As I described the incident he burst 
into uncontrollable laughter, but then his face becalne 
grave. He felt convinced that a complaint would be 
lodged, and that investigation would follow. If I 
were detected in the street trouble would ensue, so he 
urged me to return to my new home and fo lie low for 
a few days to permit things to blow over. 
Another day I was alighting from a train, when I 
heard a voice calling quietly but firmly, " Mein Herr ! 
Mein Herr!" There was no mistaking the tones. 
They were so palpably official as not to raise a moment's 
doubting. I refrained from looking round, proceeding 
as if I had not heard the hail, although I did not quicken 
my step. But the " Mein Herr !" continued to ring 
out persistently, and at last the speaker touched me on 



FREE ON " PASS" IN COLOGNE 249 
the arm. I turned and, as I had anticipated, was 
confronted by an officer. 
He demanded to know why I was walking about 
Cologne. He saw that I was a Britisher and so 
responded to the call of his inquisitorial duty. I 
produced my " pass " without a word of comment. 
He looked at it and gave me a queer glance, but I 
never turned a hair, and while he was looking at me I 
calmly withdrew the " pass " from his hands and 
slipped if into my pocket. 
At this action there was an excited outburst, but I 
firmly and resolutely told him that I could not surrendcr 
my " pass." I had been told fo keep it at all hazards, 
and I intended to do so. If was my sole protection. 
Not being able to dispute the truth of my assertions, 
he merely told me fo corne with him. I did not like 
the turn of events but had to obey. He stopped short 
before a box, possibly a telephone, outside which a 
sentry was standing. He said something fo the sentry, 
told me to wait outside, and disappeared within the box. 
I waited patiently for a few minutes, thinking hard 
to discover some ruse to get away, but retaining a 
perfectly calm and collected demeanour. If I moved 
I feared the sentry would raise the alarm. Yet as I 
stood there it suddenly occurred to me that perhaps 
the sentry, with typical Teuton denseness of thought, 
might consider that I was a friend of the officer, and 
that I was only waiting for him. I glanced anxiously 
up and down the street, listened at the box, and 
fidgeted with papers as if fearing that I should miss an 
appointment unless my friend soon reappeared. 
The sentry appeared fo consider my actions quite 
natural. Emboldened I withdrew a piece of paper from 
my pocket and hurriedly scribbled, as if jotting down 
a hurried note. But I knew little German and far 
less how to write if. After finishing the note I slipped 
it into the sentry's hand, telling him fo take it to my 
friend the officer in the box. 
He laughed "Ja! Ja!" and I moved off to the 



250 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
train which was just starting in the direction I desired. 
I have often wondered what happened when the ofiïcer 
came out and discovered that I had vanished! The 
sentry must have experienced a rough rive minutes, 
because the ofiïcer could hot have been mollified by 
what I had written, which was simply the two words 
" Guten Tag ! " (Good-day 
I dismissed the incident from my mind but the 
following night I received a terrible fright. I had 
promised some friends fo accompany them to the 
Opera. We boarded a car. As I entered the vehicle 
I nearly sank through the floor. There, sitting on 

the seat, was the oflàcer whom I had left so abruptly 
and discourteously the previous day. In a low voice 
I related my alarming discovery to my companions, 
but urged them to proceed as if nothing had happened, 
so they maintained a spirited conversation in German, 
discreetly monopolising all the talking. The ofiàcer 
was glaring at me fiercely but I saw that he was in a 
quandary. To him my face was familiar but he was 
cudgelling his brains as to where he had seen me 
before. His inability fo place me proved my salva- 
tion. When we got up, both my companions and 
myself wished him " Good-night," fo which he re- 
sponded cheerfully. Whatever his thoughts concern- 
ing myself might have been, my " Good-night " com- 
pletely removed all his suspicions. 
About three weeks after my arrival af Cologne, 
K and I were surprised to hear familiar voices in 
the hall of his home. We came out and fo out astonish- 
ment there were two Iellow-prisoners from Sennelager. 
They were R, a British bank manager, and F, 
both of whom af the rime of writing are still languishing 
in Ruhleben. They had been granted liberty on a 
" pass," having mentioned K's naine. He was 
delighted they had accepted his outstanding invitation 
and gave them a hearty welcome. 
But before we could settle down, K had to 
accompany the two new arrivals fo the village Burger- 



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Po|iz¢lli¢.M Bu,ord«rttn 



52 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

meister's office to secure permission for their residence 
in his home. K and this official were on fl'iendly 
terres, but I could not restrain a smile when the 
official, with a slight trace of waspishness in his voice, 
enquired if it was K's intention fo establish a 
British colony in the village ? I might mention that 
withîn a stone's throw of K's home was a large 
Iactory where a number of Germans were employed, 
which was managed by three Englishmen. It was a 
highly prosperous and flourishing business and, the 
three managers living in the village, it certainly did 
seem as if the little place were to become colonised. 
On the night of November 6th, while we were ail 
making merry aIter the evening meal, there came a 
peremptory knocking at the door. We looked atone 
another wonderingly and out hearts fell into out boots 
as we heard an ominous tramping of feet in the hall. 
Two police officers entercd the room and called out 
our names. We answered affirmatively. 
" Gentlemen  You will accompany us to Cologne ! " 
At the pronouncement we blanched. We knew only 
too well what the imperative summons conveyed. We 
u,ere under arrest .t 



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Mv friend, being a well-known commercial man of 
Cologne, was acquainted with the two gendarmes. He 
recognised the Iutility of attempting to run against 
the decree of the Powers-that-Be, together with the 
Iact that these two officers were only doing their duty. 
He invited them fo eat and drink. They accepted the 
favour, our good spirits revived, and we inIormally 
discussed the new situation and its portent. 
The two ocers, not wishing fo hurt K's Ieelings 
more than was absolutely necessary, and residing in 
the vicinity, suggested that they should meet us af a 
certain point at a given rime fo escort us into Cologne. 
The appointment being settled to mutual satisfaction 
they departed and we at once busied ourselves with 
preparations for another sojourn in prison, which we 
considered to be our certain Iate. Our hostess packed 
a huge reserve of dainties of all descriptions sufficient 
to last us several days, by which time we fondly 
concluded that any formalities demanded by the 
authorities would be completed, and we should once 
more be allowed to go free on " passes." 
We kept the appointment with the two oflïcers who, 
out of respect for our host, had discarded their uniforms 
for mufti. Consequently, to the casual man in the 
street, we appeared to be only a little party going into 
the city for a mild j unketing. 
We were told that the oflîcial fiat had gone forth 
that all Britishers within the German Empire, both 
resident and touring, were to be arrested. Ail sorts 
of reasons were advanced to explain this action but 
they were merely speculative. There is one feature 



254 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
about the Teuton Government which is far from being 
characteristic of the British authorities. The Germans 
never do things by halves. \Vhat they authorise to 
be done is carried out to the letter. \Vhat they say 
they mean and there is no delay in executing an order 
once it is issued. The Teuton system may have short- 
comings but hesitation and vacillation cannot be 
numbered among thcm. Directly the order concern- 
ing the re-arrest of the British was issued, extreme 
activity was displayed in carrçdng it out. Possibly it 
was a mere temporary measure, as K half hoped, 
but that was immaterial. Every alien was rounded 
up within a few hours and placed safely under lock 
and key. 
\Ve were not kept in doubt as to our future for many 
minutes. \Ve learned af the Polizei Prasidium that 
we were fo be immured in Klingelputz prison. Many 
of out number were gathered there, having once been 
released on " pass," and from the circumstance that 
they were business men in practice and residence in 
Germany the confident belief prevailed that after 
re-registration all would be released. But we were 
speedily disappointed. All of us without the slightest 
discrimination were placed under restraint. 
Directly we entered Klingelputz and had passed into 
the main building I could not restrain my curiosity. 
This penitentiary was vastly dissimilar from Wesel. 
It is a huge building not only covering a considerable 
tract of ground, but is several floors in height, thus 
providing cell accommodation for hundreds of prisoners. 
But it was the method of securing the prisoners 
which compelled my instant attention. Ahead of me 
I saw what I first took to be an iron-railed barrier 
behind which a number of men were crowding as if 
to catch a glimpse of us. But to my astonishment I 
discovered, as I advanced, that this was hot an iron 
barrier keeping back a curiosity-provoked crowd but the 
cells and their inmates. I was startled fo hear frantic 
hails, " Mahoney ! Mahoney ! Hooray 1 Corne on ! " 



RE-IMPRISONED AT KLUNGELPUTZ 255 

I stepped forward to ascertain that I was being called 
by two or three compatriots whom I had left behind 
af Sennelager, but who had afterwards been released 
on " pass " and re-rounded up as aliens. I returued 
the greeting hilariously, upon which one of the British 
prisoners, who was remarkably agile, swarmed the 
bars, and poised thus above his comrades, was emu- 
lating the strange and amusing antics of a monkey at 
the Zoological Gardens, thereby conveyiug by his 
actions that he and his friends were caged after the 
manner of out simian prizes af home. 
The cells were indeed cages, as I discovered upon 
closer inspection, and recalled nothing so much as 
parrot cages upon a large scale. Ail sides were barred 
in the self-same manner so that from any point one 
could see every corner of the cell and discover what 
the inmate or rather inmates were doing, because each 
cell was really six cells in one. The cage was rectan- 
gular in plan, each cell measuring about seven feet in 
lenh by three feet in width, and fairly high. But it was 
the internal arrangement of the cell which struck me. 
In plan it was set out something like the following :-- 



256 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
The middle gangway A hot only served as the 
approach to the sub-divisions or cells B on either side, 
but also constituted the space occupied by the prisoners 
during the day. Each of the subdivisions was large 
enough fo receive a bed and nothing else. There was 
only sufficient space to stand beside the couch. Upon 
retiring for the night the prisoner was compeHed to 
disrobe in the central space or gangway A, then, 
picking up his clothes he had to sidle round the door 
and climb over his bed fo get into if. In the morning, 
upon rising, he either had to stand upon his bed to 
dress or fo corne out into the central gangway, the 
space beside his bed being scarcely sufficient to permit 
free movement. 
Normally, I suppose, each cell or cage is designed to 
receive six prisoners, one to each sub-division, in 
which event circulation in the dividing open space 
would be possible. But the facilities of Klingelputz 
were so taxed at the rime that every morning further 
prisoners were brought from the masonry cells below 
and locked in this open space for the day. The result 
vas considerable overcrowding, there being no fewer 
than twenty-six men in one of the cages including sorne 
of out fellow-countrymen from Sennalager upon the 
day I entered. But the men from the latter carnp 
happened tobe some of the most irrepressible spirits 
among us. They considered it tobe huge fun to s4_ng 
and climb about the bars like monkeys, and their 
quaint antics and badinage kept their comrades 
buoyant. 
While I ruade application tobe put in one of these 
extraordinary cells, merely fo experience the novelty, 
my four comrades expressed their sincere hope that 
we should meet with superior accommodation. In 
ihis we were hot disappointed, if the quarters to which 
we were taken were capable of being called superior. 
We were escorted down flights of steps which appeared 
to lead to the very bowels of the State hotel. Finallv 
we were ushered into a long ubterranean apartmen{, 



RE-IMPRISONED AT KLINGELPUTZ z57 
which was really a cellar, and was evidently intended 
to house rive prisoners at one rime, seeing that there 
were this number of beds. Except for the fact that 
it was a cellar and very little light penetrated its walls, 
little fault could be round with if. Certainly it was 
scrupulously clean, for which we were devoutly thank- 
ful, while on the table an oil-lamp was burning. 
Lire af Klingelputz would have been tolerable but 
for one thing--the prison rare. At six o'clock we were 
served with a basin of acorn coffee and a small piece of 
black bread for breakfast. Af twelve we were treated 
to a small dole of skilly, the most execrable food I have 
ever tasted even in a German prison camp. It was 
skilly in the fullest sense of the word. Whatever 
entered into ifs composition must have been used 
most sparingly; its nutritive value was absolutely 
negligible. At rive in the afternoon we received 
another basin of the acorn coffee together with a small 
piece of black bread, and this had to keep us going for 
the next thirteen hours. 
Fortunately the food which we had brought with us 
served as a valuable supplement to that provided by 
the State. It hot only kept us alive but enabled us 
to maintain our condition. The old fellow who was 
out gaoler was tractable; indeed he was somevhat 
apologetic for having fo look after such estimable 
gentlemen, an attitude which was doubtless due to the 
fact that he knew we should look airer him! We 
endeavoured to sec if he could supply a little more 
" liberty and fresh air " but the old warder shook lais 
head sorrovdully. 

R 



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Lights had to bc extinguished by nine o'clock, and 
it was the evening which taxed our endurance. We 
had to wlfile away the hours as best we could. First 
we improvised an Indian band, using our basins as 
tom-toms and siaaging the lnost weird music. As a 
variety we dressed up in our blankets to resemble Red 
Indians and indulged in blood-curdling war-dances. 
Such measures for passing the rime may sound 
cxtremcly childish to readers, but it must be remem- 
bered that there was nothing else for us to do unless 
we were content to sit down vith our chins in out hands, 
with the corners of our mouths drooping, and our faces 
wearing the expression of undertakers' mutes. Had 
we not participated in the admittedly infantile amuse- 
ments we should have gone mad. 
When we had demolished out food reserves and were 
utterly dependent upon the prison diet, we speedily 
began to betray signs of our captivity and deprivations. 
Wë petitioned for permission to purchase food from 
outside but tlfis met with a curt refusal. Eventually 
the prison authorities relented and we were permitted 
to purchase our mid-day meal from a restaurant, for 
which privilege by the way we were mulcted very 
heavily. 
During the day we were permitted to stretch our 
limbs in the exercise yard for about fifteen minutes. 
No steel-bound rules and regulations such as I had 
experienced at Wesel prevailed here. We were Iree to 
intermingle and to converse as we pleased. This 
relaxation was keenly anticipated and enjoyed because 
it gave us the opportunity to exchange reminiscences. 
We learned enough during this brief period to provide 
material for further topics of conversation. This, 



RE-IIIPRISONED AT KLINGELPUTZ 259 
however, was the experience of our party. Others 
fared worse and were shut up in single cells in which, 
a» I had previously done at Wesel, they were compelled 
to pace. 
We only shared the large underground cell together 
at night because of its sleeping accommodation. We 
were shut in separate cells during the day, which 
prevented interchange of conversation and inter- 
amusement during the day except in the exercise yard. 
But solitary confinement was rare, and in the majority 
of cases we learned that the aliens were placed in small 
parties of four or rive in a single cell. After a few days 
our party was swelled by rive new arrivals from different 
parts of Germany. We were a cosmopolitan crowd, 
comprising every strata of society, from wealthy men 
down to stable lads. One boisterous spirit, a Cockney, 
confessed far and wide that he had once suffered 
imprisonment at home for horse-stealing, and he did 
not care a rap for anything or anybody. He was 
always bubbling over with exuberant merriment and 
was one of those who can project every situation into 
its relative humorous perspective. Another prisoner 
was an Englishman who had been resident in Germany 
for twenty-five years, and at the rime of his arrest 
occupied a very prominent position in one of the fore- 
most banking institutions. 
This man felt his humiliation acutely. He paced 
his cell from morning to night, peevish and nervous, 
brooding deeply over what he considered to be an 
atrocity. He was a well-known man and on intimate 
terres with many of the foremost members of the 
Government and of the Services. He wrote to every 
man whom he thought capable of exerting powerful 
and irresistible influence upon his behalf, but without 
any tangible results. The fact that this man, appar- 
ently more Teuton, from his long residence and asso- 
ciations in the country, than British, had been thrown 
into prison brought home to us the thorough manner 
in which the Germans carried out their task of placing 



260 FOUR GERiAN PRISONS 
all aliens in safety. It was immaterial how prominent 
the position of the Britisher, his wealth, or his indis- 
pensability to the concern with which he was identified. 
Into prison he went when the general rounding up of 
enemies order w,s promulgated. 
The Cockney who had been imprisoned for horse- 
stealing badgered this superior fellow-prisoner unmerci- 
fully. He was incessantly dwelling upon the man's 
descent from a position of comfort and ease to" quod " 
as he termed it. He would go up to the prisoner, 
pacing the exercise yard, and slapping him on the back 
would yap : 
" Now then, old sport ! Don't get so down in the 
mouth about it l" 
The prisoner would venture some snappy retort. 
" All right, Cocky I Cikey, you'd look mighty fine 
stuck up against a wall with hall a dozen bloomin' 
Prussian rifles looking at yer. Blime if I don't believe 
you'd dodge the bullets by caving-in at the knees ! " 
A tierce look would be the response to such torment. 
" Gawd's trewth I My fretful bumble-bee, I'd write 
to old Tight-Whiskers about it if I was you. Get 'ira 
to corne an' bail yer out 1" 
At first we wondered who the personality so irrever- 
ently described as " Tight-X,'niskers " was, but 
subsequently we were enlightened. He was referring 
fo Von Tirpitz, '" Th' bloke wot looks arter th' Germin 
Navy I " 
When the Cckney, who appeared to be downright 
proud of his ability to keep his " pecker up," found 
banter to be unproductive, he vould assume a tone of 
extreme sympathetic feeling, but this was so obviously 
unreal as to be more productive of laughter than his 
outspoken sallies. 
Once a week there vas a sight from which, after my 
first experience, I was always glad to escape. On this 
day the prisoners were taken into the exercise yard to 
meet their wives and children. On these occasions 
when supplies of food were brought in, some very 



RE-IMPRISONED AT KLINGELPUI'Z 2i 

heart-rending scenes were witnessed, the little toddlers 
clinging to their fathers' coat-tails and childishly 
urging them fo corne home, while the women's eyes 
were wet and red. 
The sanitary arrangements in Klingelputz were on 
a level xvith those of other prisons. Two commodes, 
with ill-fitting lids, sufficed for ten men, and in the 
underground apartment to which we were condemned, 
and of which the ventilation was very indifferent, the 
conditions became nauseating. To make matters 
worse the vile prison food precipitated an epidemic 
of acute diarrhoea and sickness, so that the atmosphere 
within the limited space became so unbearable as to 
provoke the facetious Cockney to declare that " 'e 
could cut if with a knife," while he expressed his 
resolve «, to ask th' gaoler for a nail fo drive into if " 
to serve as a peg for his clothes! But if was no 
laughing matter, and we all grew apprehensive of being 
stricken down with some fearful malady brought on 
simply and purely by the prim,itive sanitary arrange- 
ments. Only once a day were the utensils subjected 
to a perfunctory cleansing, a job which was carried 
out by the criminals incarcerated in the prison. 
These criminals would do anything for us. The 
first night they tapped at the door to our cellar, and, 
peeping through the cracks, we saw a number of these 
degraded specimens of German humanity in their 
night attire. They had heard who we were and begged 
for a cigarette. We passed two or three through the 
key-hole. The moment a cigarette got through there 
was a fearful clin in the fight for its possession, 
culminating in a terrific crashing. The gaoler had 
appeared upon the scene! Quietness reigned for a 
few minutes, when they would stealthily return and 
whisper all sorts of yarns concerning the reasons for 
their imprisonment in order fo wheedle further cigar- 
ettes from us. 
We were '" clinked" in Klingelputz, as the Cockney 
expressed it, on November 6, 1914, and were kept in 



262 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
a state of terrible suspense. At last one morning the 
prison officiais entered and called out the name of the 
three managers of the large works af the village in 
which K resided, who had been imprisoned vith 
us. My friend a,d I naturaily expected that their 
order for release had arrived, and we waited expectantly 
for their return to congratulate them, since their 
release would be a happy augury for us. They returned 
shortly, laden vith bulky parcels of food which had 
been sent to them, and we all sat down to a Gargantuan 
spread. But we had scarcely started the meal when the 
gaoler entered and calling our names, ordered us to 
follow him fo the office. Here we had to answer to 
our names once more. Then the Governor, in a 
sonorous voice, went on" 
" Gentlemen! You are free men. Passes 411 be 
re-issued to you, but you will have to go fo the Polizei 
Prasidium to bave the reqfisite papers prepared." 
At this intelligence we became 41dly excited. 
K. had been anticipating such a development, 
but the process of deciding the issue had been protracted 
from the slow pace and roundabout journey which 
such matters have to take through the German Circum- 
locution Office. We started off to the Prasidium, 
escorted, strange, to say, by the two officials who had 
arrested us at K's residence, and vith whom my 
friend was now conversing gaily. As we passed the 
cages the English boys caught sight of me, and there 
were frantic yeils of congratulation and good vishes 
upon out good fortune. 
Reaching the Prasidium ve were ushered into an 
outer room, the two officials proceecling into an inner 
room armed with out papers. X,qaile we were waiting 
K turned fo me and remarked • 
" I hope they'll get us fixed up joily quickly. Those 
two officers told me that to-morrow ail aliens are to 
be sent from Klingelputz fo the internment camp af 
Ruhleben. If we get out 'passes' we shall dodge 
that excursion very neatly I " 



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While we were talking the two officiais came out and 
hurriedly left the building. They did not glance at 
us, and flore their bearing I surmised that something 
had gone wrong at the last minute. I turned to my 
ffiend. 
" Did you notice those fellows' faces ? They looked 
pretty solemn, l'Il bet you something's in the wind, 
and it won't be to our advantage." 
At that moment we were summoned into the inner 
office. The official called out our names, to which we 
answered, mine being the last. 
" Ach ! Ma-hone-i ! " he exclaimed, " Englische 
Spion! Eh?" 
I acknowledged the accusation. Although I was 
fully accustomed to the repetition of these words by 
now, since they were hurled at 1ne at every turn, they 
were beginning to become somewhat irksome. Upon 
each occasion when the interrogation was flung out 
for the first rime by a new official, it was delivered with 
a strange and j arring i erk. 
" Well, you were to be ffee on 'passes,' but the 
papers are hot in order. They have been sent from the 
wrong place. They should have corne flore Coblentz. 
So they will have to be returned to be dispatched 
through the correct channel !" 
How we cursed that German Circumlocution Office 
and this latest expression of Teuton organisation. 
The papers were correct, but because they had happened 
to corne from the wrong office they were to be sent 
back to be re-dispatched flore Coblentz, although 
they would not sufler the slightest alteration or addition 
in the process. Prussian red-tape was going crazy 
with a vengeance. 
We were escorted to a cell in the basement of the 
Prasidium. Were we going to be kept here until the 
papers came to hand again ? However, seeing that 
the trip would take some days, this was scarcely likely 
unless something extraordinary supervened. While 
we were discussing this latest and totally unexpected 



264 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
dénouement we heard the low rumbling of heavy 
wheels. K. cocked lais ears with an acute 
tension. 
" Hark ! " he blurted out. " Damn it all, Mahoney, 
that's the 'Black Maria l' We are going back to 
Klingelputz or somewhere else !" 
It was indeed the Teuton " Black Maria," and we 
were hurried upstairs to be tumbled into it. It was 
a dismal vehicle, there being barely sufficient space to 
accommodate out party, which had been further 
cncumbcred by two German demi-mondaines, who had 
been arrested for some infraction of the German law 
as it affected their peculiar interests. We were so 
tightly packed that we had to stand sideways, and I 
amused myself by wor-king out the allowance of air 
space per person. It averaged about fourteen cubic 
inches ! 
We rumbled into the courtyard at Klingelputz, 
dejected and somewhat ill of temper at out disappoint- 
ment. We were vorrying because apparently the 
alien prisoners were to be dispatched to Ruhleben on 
the morrow. Unless we received out " passes " in 
rime the chances vere a thousand to one that we 
should be doomed to the self-saine camp. 
As we re-entered the prison we were greeted with a 
deafening yell. It came from the caged British 
prisoners. 
" Hullo, boys! What cheer, Mahoney! " they 
shrieked. " Have they dished you again ? Thought 
you were going home ? Well, we're mighty pleased to 
see you back at the 'Zoo'! " and there was another 
wild exhibition of simian acrobatics upon the bars 
for out especial amusement. 
But I had become so inured to the juggling tactics 
of Prussian Offlcialdom that I was far from showing 
my inner feelings of chagrin. I entered into their 
banter as energetically, and with a parting " See you 
to-morrow, boys!" vanished down thc steps with 
their frantic hails ringing in my ears. 



RE-IMPRISONED AT KLINGELPUTZ 265 
The following morning we were marshalled, and as 
K had been dreading, the worst had happened. 
We were consigned "" t3ritish Prisoners of War for 
internment at Ruhlebenl" Home was now farther 
from me than ever ! 



PRISON FOURRUHLEBEN 

CHAPTER XVIII 

THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 

I r was 4.30 in the morning of November 12 when the 
blare of the bugle echoed through the long, dreary 
passages of Klingelputz Prison. To the British 
prisoners--in Iact fo ail the aliens--that crash was of 
fearful inport. 
We wcre commanded fo parade at 5 a.m. in one of 
the long uppcr corridors flanked on either side by cells. 
We were Iormed in a double line, and as our names were 
callcd we had to step Iorward. The roll-call was 
bawled out, not once, but hall a dozen rimes to make 
positive if had been read correctly. Then we were 
counted, also some halI-a-dozen times, to assure the 
totals tallying. 
These preliminaries completed, preparations for out 
transference fo Ruhleben were hurried forward. We 
packed up our belongings, together with all the food 
upon which we could place out hands, and re-lined up. 
Under a strong guard we were marched to Cologne 
station. On the way, several of us, anxious fo com- 
municate with our friends and relatives, notifying 
them of out new address, dropped post-cards into the 
roadway. The idea was to attract the attention of 
the guards to them, and then by bribe to induce them 
to place them in the post. But the officers were too 
eagle-eyed. They evidently anticipated such a ruse 
and accordingly kept the soldiers under severe 
surveillance. One soldier who picked up a post-card, 
which I had dropped in this manner, was caught in 
the act and received a terrifying rating on the spot. 
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THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 267 
Thus we who dropped the cards had fo rely upon the 
tender mercies and good-natured feeling of whoever 
chanced to pick them up to slip them into the post, 
but I fear very few were dispatched. 
We were huddled into the train at Cologne, but it 
was not until 8.30 that we steamed out of the station. 
We travelled continuously throughout the day until 
we reached Hannover at 9 in the evening. During 
the journey, those who had exercised the forethought 
to bring food with them had every reason to con- 
gratulate themselves, because this was ail upon »-hich 
we had to subsist during the twelve and a hall hours' 
travelling. The authorities did not furnish us vith 
so much as a crust of bread or a spoonful of water. 
Moreover, if we chanced to pull up at a station where 
refreshments of any kind might have been procur- 
able, we vere not allowed to satisfy out cravings. At 
one stop, owing to one of our comrades falling ill, we 
asked the Red Cross for a drop of water. We paid 
a mark--one shilling--for if, but after taking the 
money they merely jeered, spat at us, and refused to 
respond to our request. 
Af Hannover we were permitted to buy what we 
could, but I may say that it was very little because the 
buffet attempted fo rob us unmercifully. A tiny 
sandwich cost fourpence, while a small basin of rhin 
and unappetising soup, evidently prepared in anticipa- 
tion of our arrival, was just as expensive. Still the 
fact remains that .throughout the whole railway 
journey the German authorities never supplied us 
with a mouthful of food. 
After a wait of three hours af Hannover the train 
resumed its journey, reaching the station adjacent to 
the camp at Ruhleben at 6.0 a.m. Thus we had been 
confined to our carriages for 21½ hours, suffering intense 
discomfort from the stifling atmosphere and our 
cramped quarters. 
Our first impression of Ruhleben was by no means 
inspiriting. The camp had been started some two or 



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three months previou.s to out arrival on November I4th, 
1914, but it was in a terribly chaotic condition. 
German method and organisation recorded a dismal 
and complete failure here. 
Having reached the grounds, and registration com- 
plcted fo the satisfaction of the authorities, we were 
marched off to our quarters. The party to which I 
was attached was escorted to a stable which was of 
the ordinary single floor type, characteristic of these 
islands, with a row of horse-boxes and a loft for the 
storage of hay and other impedimenta above. The 
horse-boxes measured ten feet square and had only 
been cleaned out perfunctorily. The raw manure was 
still clinging to the walls, while the stalls were wet 
from the straw which had been recently removed. 
Indeed in some stalls it had not been cleared out. 
The atmosphere had that peculiarly pungent 
ammonia smell incidental to recently tenanted stables. 
The prisoners who were allotted to those stalls in which 
the wet straw stfll remained were compelled to lie 
down upon it so that they had a far from inviting or 
savoury couch. Yet there were many who preferred 
the unsalubrious and draughty stalls to the loft over- 
head, and prices for the former ruled high, as much as 
IOO marksw5--being freely given for this accommo- 
dation. This speculation m the quarters for the 
prisoners constituted one of the greatest scandals of 
the camp during its early days, inasmuch as it acted 
unfairly against those who were " broke." Who 
pocketed this money ve never learned, but there was 
a very shrewd suspicion that certain persons were far 
from being scrupulous and did hot hesitate to pursue 
their usual shark tactics, even under such crcum- 
stances. 
K. and myself were compelled to shake ourselves 
down in the loft. It was reached by a creaking and 
crazy wooden staircase. Gaining the upper regions we 
nearly encountered disaster. The loft was practically 
void of natural illumination, the result being a kind of 



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perpetual dismal gloom, which to us, coming out of the 
broad daylight, appeared to be darkness until our eyes 
grew accustomed to it. 
The floor was of stone or concrete and in the centre 
of the space the height from floor to the highest point 
of the gable roof was about 7 feet, sloping to 4 feet 
6 inches at the sides. 
The auth0rities cannot be credited vith being 
liberal in assigning us space. The roof rafters were 
spaced Io feet apart and between each two of these 
rive men had to shake down their beds. Thus each 
was given a space 2 feet in width by 6 feet in length 
in which to make himself at home and to stow 
his belongings. The quarters were so cramped that 
to dress and undress it was necessary to stand in the 
centre of the gangway which ran down the middle of 
the loft. Once in bed it was almost impossible to turn 
over. To make matters worse the roof was far ffom 
being watertight and when a heavy shower swept over 
us the water would trickle and drip through, while 
the slits in the wall allowed the wind to whistle and 
rush into the loft with ear-cutting force. 
When we entered into possession the floor was 
perfectly bare, but we were given a miserable allowance 
of trusses of straw, each of which was divided up 
sparingly between so many men. This we threw 
loosely upon the floor to form a couch, but the allow- 
ance was so inadequate that no man could keep himself 
warm, because the cold from the stone drove through 
the thin covering, while it was quite out of the question 
to find comfort. 
Only a few blankets were served out. I, myself, 
ruade eighteen distinct applications for one, but was 
denied the luxury, if such it can be called, until eleven 
months after my arrival at the camp. Had it not been 
for the generosity of K. , who freely gave me one 
of his blankets, coupled with one or two overcoats 
which I secured as a result of my trading operations in 
the camp, to which I refer later, I should have been 



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compelled to face the bone-piercing, marrow-congealing 
wintry weather without the slightest covering beyond 
the clothes in which I stood. Those who, unlike me, 
were lacking a liberal friend, lay shivering, depending 
purely upon the warmth radiating from one another's 
bodies as they laid huddled in rows. 
We protested against this lack of blankets to the 
United States Ambassador, rime after rime, but it was 
of little avail. The authorities persisted in their 
statements that a blanket had been served out to 
every man. In fact it was asserted in the British 
papers, as a result of the Ambassador's investigations, 
that each man had been served with two blankets. 
But for every nlan who did possess two blankets there 
wcre three prisoners who had hot one ! The authorities 
cndcavoured to shuffle the responsibility for being 
without blankets upon the prisoners themselves, 
unblushingly stating that they had been careless in 
looking after them, had lost them, or had been so lax 
as fo let them be stolen. If the Ambassador had only 
gone to the trouble to make a complete and personal 
canvass he would have probed the marrer fo the 
bottom. If a parade with blankets had been called, 
the German Government would bave been fairly 
trapped in ifs deliberate lying. 
About ten months after I entered the camp, blankets 
were purchasable at the camp stores. They cost us 
nine shillings apiece and they were not out exclusive 
property. XVhen a prisoner received Iris release he 
was hot permitted to take his blanket Jth him. 
Neither had it any surrender value. It had to be left 
behind. If the prisoner could find a purchaser for it 
he was at liberty to do so, but if no sale could be con- 
summated then it had to be presented to a comrade. 
The blanket was hot allowed to leave the camp because 
it contained a certain amount of wool ! 
The food supplied by the authorities did not vary 
very pronouncedly from what I had received in other 
camps, but if anything it was a trifte better, especiall.y 



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in the early days, wher Germany was hot feeling the 
pinch of the British blockade. For breakfast there 
was the eternal acorn coffee and a hunk of black bread. 
The mid-day repast comprised a soup contrived from 
potatoes, cabbage, and carrots with traces of meat. 
One strange mixture which the authorities were fond 
of serving out to us was a plate of rice and prunes 
garnished with a small sausage ! I invariably traded 
the sausage with a comrade for prunes, this so-called 
German dainty hOt appealing to my palate in the 
slightest. After a wlfile, however, this dish vanished 
from the limited menu. Tea was mercly a repetition 
of the morning meal. 
Our first emphatic protest was in connection with 
out sleeping accommodation in the loft. A representa- 
rive came from the American Embassy and we intro- 
duced him forthwith to out sleeping quarters. We not 
only voiced out complaints but we demonstrated out 
inability fo get warm at night owing to the cold floor 
striking through the straw. He agreed with us and 
ordered the authorities to provide us with sleeping 
arrangements somewhat more closely allied to civilized 
practice. The Germans obeyed the letter but hot the 
spirit of the Representative's recommendations. They 
sent us in a few boards spaced an inch or two apart 
and nailed to thin cross battens. In this way our 
bodies were lifted about two inches off the floor ! 
The straw when served out to us was perfectly clcan 
and fresh, but it did hot retain this attractiveness for 
a very long rime. The soil in the vicinity of Rullleben 
is friable, the surface being a thick layer of fine sand 
in dry, and an evil-looking slush in wet, weather. 
As the prisoners when entering the barracks were 
unable to clean their boots, the mud was transferred 
fo the straw. Not only did the straw thus become 
extremely dirty but the mud, upon drying, charged it 
heavily with dust. When a tired man threw himself 
down heavily upon his sorry couch he was enveloped 
for a few seconds in the cloud of dust which he sent 



272 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
from the straw into the air. Vnenever we attempted 
fo shake up out beds to make them slightly more 
comfortable, the darkness of the loft was rendered 
darker by the dense dust fog which was precipitated. 
Naturally violent coughing and snëezing attended these 
operations and the dust, being far from clean in itself, 
wrought fearful havoc with out lungs. I recall one 
prisoner who was in perfect health when he entered 
the camp, but vithin a few weeks he had contracted 
tuberculosis. He declined so rapidly as to arouse the 
apprehensions of the authorities, who hurriedly sent 
hiin home to Britain. 
After lying upon this bare straw for three months 
we were given some coarse sacking and were peremp- 
torily ordered to fill these bags with the straw. This 
task gave the sand and dust a spirited opportunity to 
penetrate out systems. Had a stranger outside the 
building heard out violent coughing he would bave 
been pardoned had he construed otlr loft fo be a 
hospital for consumptives. 
We had been lying for quite six months upon tbàs 
straw when we were suddenly paraded to receive the 
ortier to re-appear a quarter of an hour later with out 
beds. Re-parading we were commanded to empty the 
sacks fo forma big pile, and if was a repulsive-looking 
accumulation. But we observed this straw was 
collected and carted away very careftLly, although at 
the rime we paid little attention fo the incident. 
Naturally we concluded that we were tobe given a 
supply of new straw, and not before it was wanted. 
Btt we were hot fo be treated as milksops. We vere 
marched off fo the railway station where there was a 
quantity of wooden shavings which we were told to 
pack into o sacks. When we attacked the bundles 
we recoilecl in horror. The material was reeking wet. 
The authorities might just as well bave served us àth 
soddened sponges. 
What could be done ? Visions of rheumatic lever 
and various other racking maladies arising from 



THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 273 
sleeping upon a wet bed haunted us. IIowever, the 
day being fine we rapidly strewed the bedding material 
out in the hope Chat the sun would dry it somewhat. 
This precaution, however, was only partially successful. 
Out couches were damp Chat night. 
We thought no more about the straw which we had 
been compelled to exchange for the shavings until we 
learned that a German newspaper was shrieking with 
wild enthusiasm about Teuton resourcefulness and 
science having scored another scintillating economic 
triumph. According to this newspaper an illustrious 
professor had discovcred that straw possessed decidedly 
valuable nourislting qualities essential 4o human lire, 
and that it was to be ground up and to enter into the 
constitution of the bread, which accordingly was now 
fo be composed of at least three constituents--wheat- 
meal, potato flour, and straw. Some of us began to 
ponder long and hard over the straw which had so 
suddenly been taken away from us, especially myself, 
as I had experienced so many of the weird tactics 
which are pursued by the Germans in their vain efforts 
to maintain their game of bluff. 
I asked every member of out party, in the event of 
discovering a foreign article in his bread, to hand it 
over to me because I had decided to become a collecting 
fiend of an unusual type. Contributions were speedily 
forthcoming, and they ranged over pieces of dirty 
straw, three to four inches in length, fragments of 
coke, pieces of tree-bark, and odds and ends of every 
description--in fact just the extraneous substances 
which penetrated into out loft Jth the mud clinging 
fo out boots and which, of course, became associated 
with the loose stra¢. I cherished this collection, which 
by the rime I secured my release had assumed some- 
what impressive proportions. I left these relics in 
safe keeping near the border, and they will corne into 
my hands upon the conclusion of the war if not before. 
From these strange discoveries I was prompted to 
make inquisitive enquiries. I discreetly and in ap- 



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parent idleness cross-questioned the guards and any 
other sources of information vhich were likely to prove 
fruitful, l{y interrogations were so seemingly innocent 
as to draw immCdiate and comprehensive replies. 
Stringing these fragments of information together, it 
was impossible to tome fo any conclusion other than 
that I had formed in my own mind, namely, that the 
straw upon which we had been lying for six months 
had been whisked off to the granary and had re- 
appeared among us in the guise ot the staff of lire! 
It was not conducive to our peace, of mind fo think 
we had probably been eating our beds ! 

During the early days, owing to the insnflïciencv of 



THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 275 
nutritious food, we were hard-pressed. There were 
no canteens, but presently these appeared and we were 
able to purchase further limited supplies of food, at 
an all but prohibitive price I might mention, because 
the rascally German speculators had paid heavily for 
the privilege of being able to fleece the British. When, 
at a later date, we received a weekly allowance of rive 
shillings, the plight of everyone became eased materi- 
ally, although, unfortunately, this sum went a very 
short way owlng to the extortionate prices which 
prevailed. 
One particularly atrocious scandal was associated 
with the arrival of some big crates of comforts sent out 
fo us by one of the philanthropic missions at home. 
The local stores suddenly blossomed forth with a huge 
nd extremely varied stock of wearing apparel9 
mufliers, socks, and other articles of which we were in 
urgent need. I, among others, did not hesitate to 
renew my wardrobe, which demanded replenishment, 
particularly as the prices appeared to be attractive. 
We were ignorant as to the origin of this stock, but it 
did not trouble out minds until my purchase of a pair 
of socks. This precipitated an uproar, because within 
one of the socks I found a small piece of paper on which 
was written, undoubtedly by the hand which had 
diligently knitted the article, " With love from . 
To a poor British prisoner of war in Germany," followed 
by the naine of the Mission to whom the articles had 
been sent, doubtless in response to an appeal. 
This discovery revealed the maddening circumstance 
that what had been sent out to Ruhleben for free 
distribution among the prisoners was actually being 
sold. There was an enquiry which yielded a more or 
less convincing result according to one's point of view. 
There was also an outcry over the crates in which 
these articles were sent to us. The party of which I 
was a member had removed from the loft to a horse- 
box beneath which had been vacated. When we 
entered this attractive residence the walls were still 



276 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
covered vith manure--they were not given a dressing 
of whitewash until later--while lying upon the bare 
floor, with only a rhin sack of doubtful shavings 
between us and the stone, did not heighten out spirits. 
But as we were becoming reconciled to out captivity, 
we decided to make out uninviting stall as homely as 
we could. We decided upon a wooden bed apiece. 
The autholities, after persistent worrying, only partially 
acceded to out demands by providing three primitive 
single beds for occupation by six men. 
As we could hot persuade the authorities to serve 
us àth a bed apiece, we decided to build the three 
extra beds ourselves. But we were faced with the 
extreme diflîculty of procuring the requisite wood! 
The authorities had none to give away and very little 
to sell. XVhen we saw these empty pacMng cases, 
which were of huge dimensions, we thought luck had 
corne out way at last, so we approached the proprietor 
of the stores for permission to break them up. But 
to out disgust he informed us that he had already 
parted with themwfor a consideration we discovered 
afterwards. Two had been secured by a German 
sentry in the camp to be converted into wardrobes, 
while the others were in the hands of the camp car- 
penter. We approached this worthy, but he ridiculed 
the suggestion that he should give some of the wood 
fo us for our intended purpose. We could buy the 
boards if we liked. As there was no alternative source 
of supply we did so, and the price of purchase showed 
that the carpenter cleared nine shillings on each crate ! 
With much diflïculty we built out three extra bed 
between us, but the outlay for materials alone was 
eighteen shillings ! 
The cold during the winter affected us very severely 
because the barrack was absolutely devoid of any 
heating facilities. When the ShOW was carpeting the 
ground to a depth of from six to eight inches, and the 
thermometer was hovering several degrees below zero 
we lay awake nearly the whole night stfivering with 



THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 277 
cold. Indeed on more than one occasion, I with others, 
abandoned all attempts to sleep and trudged the loft 
to keep warm. 
We appealed to the American Ambassador in the 
hope that he would be able to rectify matters. When 
he came upon the scene there was another outburst of 
indignation. He ordered the authorities to instal a 
heating system without further delay. By driving 
through out sole protector in this mamer, we, as 
usual, received some measure of respite. But the 
heating was useless to those living in the horse-boxes. 
The side partitions of the latter were hot carried up 
to the ceiling, but a space of some two feet was left. 
To protect ourselves from the tierce ear-cutting draught 
which swept through the stables we blocked these spaces 
with brown paper. But the means which somewhat 
combated the onslaughts of the draughts also shut 
out the heat, so that, in out case, and it was typical 
of others, we really did hot benefit one iota from the 
" complete heating system "with which, so the German 
press asserted, Ruhleben Camp was lavishly equipped. 
Christmas Day, 1914, was an unholy nightmare. 
Out fare could hot, by any stretch of imagination, 
be described as Christmassy. We had several pro- 
Germans among us--they preached this gospel in the 
hope of being released if only on " passes," but the 
thoroughbred Prussian is hot tobe gulled by patriots 
made-to-order--and they kept up the spirit of Yule 
Tide with candles and what hot, sonewhat after the 
approved Teuton manner. It was impressive, but so 
palpably artificial and shallow as merely to court 
derision and mockery among the Britishers. 
The great meal of the Day of Days was a huge joke ! 
One barrack received what might be excusably 
described as something like a chop, with potatoes and 
gravy. The next barrack had a portion of a chop 
and potatoes, but no gravy. By the time this barrack 
had been served apparently all supplies had been 
exhausted, thanks to the wonderful perfection of 



7 8 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
German method, organisation, and management. The 
result was that a third barrack had fo be content with 
a raw rasher of bacon, while a further barrack received 
only potatoes swimming in a liquid which was un- 
doubtedly set down oflîcially as gravy. But barrack 
six got nothing ! This barrack is occupied by members 
o[ thc Jcwish pcrsuasion, but only those who partook 
of Jewish food rcceived anything fo eat that day. 
The Jews gencrally fared better, because they were 
tended by the Rabbi, who indeed exerted himself 
untiringly upon their behalf. He drove into the camp 
every day in his motor car, accompanied by his wife, 
and they went diligently around the members of their 
fiock, ascertaining the requirements of each man, and 
doing all in their power fo satisfy him so far as the 
rules and regulations of the camp permitted. The 
Jews who supported their Rabbi had no complaint to 
offer on the score of food, because they received it in 
variety and plenty through the munificence of their 
co-religionists in Berlin. 
In the evening we attempted a sing-song to keep up 
the spirit and atmosphere of the season as far as 
practicable vithin our modest limitations, but this was 
promptly suppressed by our taskmasters. We were 
compelled to spend the evening in miserable silence or 
fo crawl into bed to muse over our unhappy lot. So 
far as Ruhleben was concerned, the sentiment of 
" Good-will to ai1 men " had sped by on the main line, 
and had forgotten ail about us poor wretches in the 
siding. 
While in Cologne on " passes " I and my friends 
frequently learned from the Berlb, er Tageblatt and 
other leading newspapers that the foremost artistes 
perIorming in Berlin paid visits fo Ruhleben in the 
evening to amuse the prisoners. At that time we were 
somewhat prone to envy the good rime our compatriots 
were evidently having at the internment camp and the 
bed of roses upon which, according to the press, they 
were lying. But when we entered the camp and made 



THE CAMP OF ABANDONED HOPE 279 
enquiries, we discovered that the newspaper assertions 
were hot merely gross exaggerations, but unblushing 
fabrications. 
To satisfy ourselves-upon this point we went to the 
corner of the camp where the delightful entertainments 
were said tobe given, but the only artistes we dis- 
covered were a dozen hungry prisoners trying to coax 
a tune out of a rebellious mouth organ ! Our belief 
in German statements received another shattering 
blow. During my twelve months in this camp I never 
caught a glimpse of or heard a note from an eminent 
German impressario or artiste of any description. 
Ail the amusements we ever obtained were due to out 
own efforts, and I ara glad to say that they evidently 
were vastly superior to any that the much-vaunted 
city could offer toits estimable citizens. At least this 
was the only impression we could gather from the 
statements of visitors who were occasionally permitted 
to attend our theatrical and vaudeville performances 
and concerts. We had nothing for which to thank 
the Germans in the way of diversion than we had in 
any other direction. 



CHAPTER XIX 

ORGANISING THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 

WHEN I reached the internment camp it was in a wildly 
chaotic condition. Every semblance of management 
was conspicuous by its absence, while the German 
authorities never lifted a finger or uttered a single word 
towards straightening things out. Some of the 
enlightened spirits among us maintained that the 
Germans would not assist us, but it is my flrm impression 
that they could hOt : it was a problem beyond their 
capacities. Such a state of affairs seems remarkable 
when one recalls how persistently the Teuton flaunts 
his vaunted skill in organisation, scientific manage- 
ment and method belote the world at large. As a 
marrer of fact it is only when one secures a position 
behind the scenes in Germany, to corne into close con- 
tact with the Hun as he really is, when he has been 
stripped of the mask and veneer which he assumes for 
parade and to impress lais visitors, that the hollowness 
of the Teuton pretensions is laid bare in ail its ghastly 
nakedness. 
The result in Ruhleben camp was terrible. It was 
every man for himself and the Devil take the hindmost. 
If one, in desperation, approached the authorities for 
a word of suggestion to improve this or that, officialdom 
merely shrugged its shoulders and candidly admitted 
impotence to recommend a remedy. So we had to 
depend essentially upon out own exertions and 
initiative. 
Each barrack elected a captain, whose position was 
somewhat analogous to that of the Governor of a 
State, while over the camp as a whole reigned a super- 
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captain. Seeing that there were several thousand 
prisoners at the time of my arrival on November 12, 
1914, accommodated in twelve barracks, which pre- 
sented a ghastly exhibition of congestion, and that 
neither law nor order, except as interpreted and main- 
tained by the rifle and the bayonet of the unscrupulous 
German sentries, prevailed, the necessity to turn the 
colony inside out and to inaugurate some form of 
systematic control and operation was only too obvious. 
In the early days we were entirely dependent upon 
the authorities for our food supplies, and they were 
invariably inadequate, while still more often the 
victuals were disgustingly deficient in appetising 
qualities. There were no facilities whatever for supple- 
menting the oflïcial rations by purchases from a canteen 
such as we had enjoyed for a time at Sennelager. At 
last a German frau, animated by desire to improve the 
shining hour at the expense of the interned civilians, 
opened a small booth where some extras such as we so 
urgently desired could be procured. This booth, 
about as large as the bathing machine common to our 
seaside resorts, was situate in the centre of the camp. 
The diminutive dimensions of the " shop " prevented 
the woman carrying extensive stocks, and, as a rule 
she was cleared right out before mid-day. Her 
specialities were sweets, fruit, canned foods, herrings, 
and such like, but in extremely limited quantities. 
This shop became known throughout the colony as 
the " Pond-side " stores, and the nickname was apt. 
Why, constitutes a little story in itself. It virtually 
occupied the centre of the main thorougkfare, and 
certainly became the busiest corner in the community, 
But at this point the land ruade a sudden dip. Con- 
sequently, when we were visited by rainstorms, and 
it does rain in Germany, rendering a 13ritish torrential 
downpour a Scotch mist by comparison, the rain water, 
unable to escape, gathered in this depression, forming 
a respectable pond, with the booth or stores standing, 
a dejected island, in the middle. 



282 FOUR GERMAN PRISt.)N3 

If the storm were unduly heavy this pond assumed 
imposing dimensions. One day I decided to measure 
it, so arming myself with a foot-rule I waded deliber- 
ately through its length and width with my crude 
measuring device to find that it was 133½ feet long by 
25 feet wide, and ranged from 6 inches to 2½ feet in 
depth. While engaged in this occupation I was 
surprised by an officer, who, catching sight of my rulei 
sharply demanded what I was doing ? I told him 
frankly, and there was a livcly breeze between us. 

Naturally one vill ask how it was that such a pond 
could form in the heart of the camp. To the British 
mind, saturated as itis with blind faith in German 
superior abilities in every ramification of human 
endeavour, it may seem incomprehensible, and the 
formation of the lake may be charitably attributed to 
the rain-water drainage system becoming choked, thus 
effectively preventing the escape of the water. But 
there was no drain to cope with this water, and what is 
more to the point the nuisance was never overcome until 
the British prisoners themselves took the marrer in 
hand. 
When the water was lying in tlfis depression a trip 
to the Stores became an adventure. To obviate the 
necessity of wading through the noisome water we 
secured a plank gangway upon boxes and barrels. 
The pathway thus formed was only a few inches in 
width and precarious. The gangway ran out from one 
bank to the stores, thence on to the opposite bank, so 
that it was possible for the men to pass to the shop and 
to dry land in single file. If one were at the extreme 
end of the queue one might confidently expect to wait 
from two to three hours before reaching the shop, only 



THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 283 

then tobe disappointed because it had been cleared out 
of everything edible. 
When the water was up, the German [raz,, acting as 
shopkeeper, would perch herself on a box or barrel 
with the murky fluid svishing and snarling around 
ber, because her stores always suffered inundation at 
such rimes. Walking the plank to make a purchase 
was highly exciting and mildly diverting. No little 
effort was required to maintain one's balance, while 
rime after rime the crazy foundations, as represented 
by the boxes and barrels, would give way, precipitating 
a long string of patient customers into the dirty water. 
The inadequacy of these stores was felt very severely. 
At last, after a short and determined deliberation, it 
was resolved to run the colony upon communal lines. 
This was the only feasible form of control in order to 
protect the prisoners against scandalous robbery, 
extortionate prices, and to ensure a sufficiency of the 
essentials which were in such urgent demand. A 
simple, although comprehensive form of civic govern- 
ment was drawn up, involving the formation of 
educational facilities, a police force, a tire brigade, the 
establishment and maintenance of shops and canteens, 
all of which were operated by the community for the 
benefit of the community, the receipts being pooled 
in the camp treasury. 
Such a system was absolutely imperative. Some of 
the prisoners were without money and were denied the 
receipt of contributions from home, their relatives 
and friends doubtless being too poor to help them. 
Naturally these luckless prisoners were speedily 
reduced to extremely straitened circumstances and 
distress among them became very acute. Furthermore 
parcels of clothing and other articles were being sent 
in bulk, addressed merely to the camp as a whole, 
instead of to individuals, the objects of the senders 
being the fair and equitable distribution of the articles 
among the prisoners indiscriminately. The handling 
of these supplies led to frequent and unblushing abuses, 



284 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
the men who were not in nced of such contributions 
receiving them at the expense of those who sorely 
wanted them. 
After out civic government had been reduced to 
practical application and was working smoothly, the 
task of distributing these unaddressed bulk supplies 
was entrusted to the captains of the barracks. The 
captain was selected for this responsibility because he 
knew all the deserving cases in his own party and was 
able to see they received the alleviation of their 
distress. When a crate of goods came in the captain 
compiled a list setting out the names and precise needs 
of evcry man in his party. If you were in a position 
to do so you were expected to pay a small sure for the 
articles, the price thereof being fixed, although you 
were at liberty to pay more if you felt disposed. This 
money was paid into the camp treasury. But if you 
were " broke," no money was expected. Consequently 
every man was certain to secure something of what he 
needed, irrespective of his financial circumstances. 
The camp government also embarked upon trading 
operations. Shops were erected, one or two ata rime, 
until at last we had a row of emporiums. The requisite 
material was bought from the Germans or from home 
with money drawn from the camp treasury. It must 
not be forgotten that the Teuton authorities resolutely 
refused to supply us with a single thing, declined to 
participate in any improvements, and refused to 
contribute a penny to defray the cost of any enterprise 
which was considered imperative to ameliorate out 
conditions. Indeed they robbed us right and left, as 
I will narrate later. By building shops in this manner 
we were able to boast a Bond Street, from which in a 
short rime radiated other thoroughfares which were 
similarly christened after the fashionable streets of 
London--we had a strange penchant for the \Vest-End 
when it came to naming out streets. The result is 
that to-day Ruhleben can point toits Fleet Street, its 
Trafalgar Square, and so on. 



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Goods were purchased for the various departments 
according to the specialities of the shops--boots for 
the bootshop, clothes for the clothiers and groceries 
for the provision stores. The communal government 
selected competent men fo take charge of these 
establishments at a weekly salary of rive shillings. 
Every shop in the camp, with the exception of a very 
few, such as mine in which I specialised in engraving, 
the ticket-writers and so forth, belonged fo the com- 
munity and were run by the community for the benefit 
of the community. No prisoner was permitted to 
launch out upon his own account as a shopkeeper if he 
intended to deal in a necessity. Only those trades 
which involved no stock or might be described as 
luxuries were permitted tobe under individual manage- 
ment for individual profit. 
As the inter-trading in the camp developed we were 
able to purchase large stocks of essentials, and it was 
astonishing to observe the prosperity with which our 
trading endeavours flourished. Great Britain has 
always been contemptuously described by our com- 
mercial rivais as a nation of shop-keepers, and in 
Ruhleben Camp we offered out German authorities, 
right under their very noses, the most powerful illustra- 
tion of this national characteristic, and brought home 
fo them very conclusively the fact that our national 
trait is no empty claim. Thousands of pounds sterling 
were passed over the counters every week. 
While the shops dealt only in what might be termed 
necessities for out welfare, we were able to procure 
almost any article we desired. A " Special Order 
Department " was created to which we took our orders 
for special articles not stocked in the camp. If the 
order, upon scrutiny by the authorities, was deemed 
to be reasonable and did hot infringe the prohibited 
list, the arrival of the goods in due course was 
certain. 
The value of this system of managing the colony 
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which reflects credit upon the captains and civi¢ 
organising committee. Butter was a luxury and could 
not be purchased in the camp for less than 3 s. 2d. per 
pound. Yet this figure was decidedly below that 
ruling in the shops of Berlin for this article of food. 
Under these circumstances one might wonder how we 
were able to sell butter at a cheaper figure than the 
native tradesmen, and readers might be disposed to 
entertain the opinion that here, at all events, we did 
receive a valuable concession from the German 
authorities. But it was no such thing. The camp 
treasury secured a quotation for butter and at once 
realised that the terms were far too high for the 
prisoners as a whole. Consequently they decided to 
place this and margarine upon sale at attractive and 
possible prices. The purchasing department was 
allotted a certain figure for purchasing, but as this was 
insufficient the difference in the prime cost was taken 
from the common fund. Hence we never paid more 
than 3s. 2d. per pound retail in the camp, although 
the price was soaring in Berlin, so long as the article 
was obtainable. This division of the cost between 
the communal shop and the common fund brought 
butter within the reach of those who otherwise would 
have had to be content with dry bread, because 
very few of us could bave afforded the luxury had 
Berlin prices prevailed in Ruhleben. Incidentally the 
price of butter serves fo convey a tangible idea of the 
economic conditions reached in Germany and that 
within nine months of the outbreak of hostilities ! 
Vhen the prisoners discovered that they could 
obtain the majority of things which serve fo make lire 
bearable even under depressing and oppressive con- 
ditions they commenced to launch out in the acquisition 
of things for improving creature comfort. With the 
money drawn from the banks and other institutions 
they purchased beds, cupboards, utensils, electric 
reading lamps, clothes, and what hot to tender their 
living quarters attractive and fo improve their personal 



THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 287 

appearance and conditions. This extra work threw a 
heavy strain upon the clerical department which, 
within a short rime, demanded organisation. The 
position of auditor was assumed by J, who 
gathered a competent staff, and they worked like 
Trojans on behalf of the camp. Many rimes, while on 
night patrol as a policeman, I round J and his 
assistants burning the midnight oil at I a.m., straighten- 
ing out the accounts and posting the books of the 
treasury. He and his staff deserve the greatest credit 
for the high-spirited manner in which and the hours 
they worked on behalf of their fellow-prisoners. 
The shop-keeping industry received a decided 
impetus when the British Emergency Relief Fund was 
inaugurated. Under this scheme, rive shillings per 
week were paid regularly through the American 
Embassy to all prisoners who were in need of financial 
assistance. 



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Notwithstanding the elaborate precautions which 
had been brought into operation fo ensure that 
this relief should get only into deserving hands, the 
fact remains that up to the day of my departure it 
was being paid directly into the pockets of some of 
our enemies. The scheme had been brought into 
operation some little while, when one morning, upon 
parade, the authorities requested all those who 
sympathised with the German cause to step out. 
Many, doubtless thinking that here was the oppor- 
tunity to secure preferential treatment or the golden 
chance to obtain release from the Prison Camp of 
Abandoned Hope, answered the call. The numbers 
were appreciable, but as they advanced from the lines 
they were assailed by vicious hooting, groaning and 
nissing from the others who were resolved to maintain 
their patriotism at all hazards. Still if was an excellent 
move upon the part of the Germans. It eliminated 
dangerous enemies from out midst. 
But if the pro-Germans, now chuckling merrily and 
rubbing their hands ,Mth childish delight, considered 
their release tobe imminent they received a very rude 
awakening. The German authorities are not readily 
gulled. To them a pro-German is every whit as 
dangerous as an avowed enemy. They merely 
marched these traitors to another part of the camp 
where they were forced to re-establish themselves in 
their own isolated barrack quarters. They received 
no improvement in treatment or food. The only 
difference between the two divisions of what is now 
described as the " split camp " is that whereas the 
true Britishers are free to sing "' Rule, Britannia," 
'" God Save the King," and other patriotic songs, the 
traitors have to while away their rime sin#ng " Die 



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Wacht ara Rhein," " Deutschland Uber Alles," and 
other German j ingo melodies. 
The position of the traitors became aggravated a 
little later, when they learned that the German 
authorities were quite ready to release them upon one 
simple condition--that they j oined the German Army ! 
I ara ashamed to say that some of them even took 
advantage of this infamous avenue of escape. But 
the majority, after their dropped jaws and long faces 
resumed their normal positions, thought they might 
just as well change their national coat once more. 
Some of these scoundrels, after openly enlisting undor 
the German banner, did not disavow their pension but 
coolly continued to draw the rive shillings per week. 
Moreover, in one instance at least, one of these scape- 
goats after declaring his pro-German proclivitics 
was enabled to return to England as an exchanged 
prisoner. I could reveal unpalatable truths conccrning 
the laxity of our authorities in dealing with the 
exchange of prisoners, but the moment is not oppor- 
tune. 
One day one of these renegades came to my booth 
fo have some engraving carried out. He asked me a 
price and I quoted hall a crown. To my surprise he 
urged me to make it rive shillings. Somewhat aston- 
ished I suggested that the work was not worth rive 
shillings and that my estimate was perfectly fair. 
" Oh, it doesn't marrer," he replied, laughing gaily. 
"I draw rive shillings from the British Prisoners' 
Relief Fund, which I never spend because I don't want 
it, and one week's draw might just as well pay for this 
job !" 
I was so exasperated by this cool confession from 
the "P.-G."--our colloquialism for a pro-German-- 
that I whipped round my bench and confronted the 
amiable traitor. We commenced to argue, I told him 
what I thought about him, words grew hot and soon 
the fur commenced to fly. He landed out at me and 
then I pitched into him unmercifully. It was useless 



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for him to appeal for help. We knew every " P.-G." 
alnong us and he xvas now fairly in the hands of the 
Philistines. My colleagues merely gathered round, 
j eering and cheering like mad as I got some stinging 
bloxvs home. The renegade subsequently slunk off 
rather badly battered, only to act quite up to his 
traitorous principles. After being thrashed in fair 
fight he crawled off to one of the German ofiïcers to 
whom he explained in a wheedling, piteous voice that 
he had been assaulted and went in fear of his lire. 
The offmer came over to me and accused me of 
fighting. I explained the whole circumstances, 
emphasising the fact that the sneaking, drivelling 
humbug was drawing rive shillings from the British 
Pension Fund and yet was parading and voicing his 
anti-British sentiments far and wide, when there were 
many admitted and honourable British prisoners 
walking about and in greater need of the money. The 
officer was evidently impressed with my point of view 
and undoubtedly concurred in lny contention that my 
attitude was perfectly justified. 
At all events he unostentatiously and unconsciously 
betrayed his opinion of a pro-German. He never 
uttered a word of reprimand to me ; the discomfited 
" P.-G." was advised to make himself scarce; and 
although I had been guilty of the grave offence of 
fighting I never heard another word about the incident. 
Itis evident that the oflicer in his own mind concluded 
that the less he said about the episode the better. 
Still I had got satisfaction. I had given one of out 
enemies a drubbing which he would hot forger in a 
hurry. 
Yet the one fact remains. At the time I left the 
camp there were several of these whimpering, cold- 
footed, British Judas Iscariots still dradng unblush- 
ingly their rive shillings per week ! I might add that 
this constituted one of the greatest scandals of the 
camp, and precipitated a feeling of smouldering 
l ebellion, hot against the German authorities, but 



THE COIIIIUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 
against the traitors who did not refrain from attempting 
to fraternise with us after the diabolical repudiation 
of their nationality. It was fortunate these back- 
boneless, long-faced and drooping-mouthed Britons 
were forced to live away from us; otherwise I ara 
afraid there would have been some tragedies and 
endless fighting. 
Another rule of the camp somewhat grated upon 
our nerves. We opened several canteens which we 
stocked with our own goods, and operated upon 
communal lines so that the prisoners might secure 
ample food-stuffs. Naturally these articles were sold 
fo the men at the lowest possible prices. But to our 
dismay we learned afterwards that they might have 
been soldat a lower figure had the German military 
not demanded a commission, or perhaps it should be 
called a " royalty " upon the turnover of 7½ per cent. l 
This applied equally fo the " Special Order Depart- 
ment," and I ara afraid, if the subject were probed to 
the bottom, it would be round that every article sold 
in Ruhleben--fully ninety per cent. of which probably 
would be construed as articles saleable from the canteen 
if shops were unavailable--contributes its toll of seven- 
and a-hall per cent. to the German authorities. When 
one recalls the thousands sterling which pass through 
the shops and canteens during the course of the week, 
the German oflïcials must have derived a handsome 
revenue from this iniquitous practice. If all the 
camps were mulcted in the manner of Ruhleben, 
looking after the British prisoners must be an extremely 
lucrative occupation. 
This scandalous impost hit us at every turn. It 
meant that we had fo pay for every article and through 
the nose at that. For instance, the Camp Committee 
laid down a house equipped with four large boilers fo 
supply boiling water, which we had fo fetch, and with 
which we were able to brew beverages and soups in 
the secrecy of our barracks. We purchased this 
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so that we really paid a prohibitive price for the water 
which we consumed! The supply o[ hot water, no 
malter [or what purpose, was comtrued by the Germans 
as coming within the busi,ess o[ the ca,teen .t Shower 
baths were also introduced, the cost being defrayed 
out of the camp treasury. I wonder if the British 
authorities Iollow a similar practice among the German 
internment camps in this country ? It is an excellent 
method of making the prisoner pay for his own board 
and lodng. 
The educational classes proved a complete success. 
Almost every language under the sun could be heard 
among the prisoners. The classes were absolutely 
Iree, of course, although you could contribute some- 
thing, if you desired. Individual tuition was given, 
but in this instance the tutors were Iree to le» 3" fees. 
The mastery of languages became one of the most 
popular occupations to pass the lime. I myself had a 
class of dusky members of the British Empire, drageon 
from various Colonies, and speaking as many dialects, 
fo whom I undertook to teach English, reading, 'riting, 
drawing, and other subjects. At the lime the class 
was formed, they could only muster a few English 
words, conducting conversation for the most part by 
signs and indifferent German. But my pupils proved 
apt and industrious, and by the lime I left they had 
mastered out longue very effectively, as the many 
letters they sent me, before leadng Ruhleben, striàng 
to thank me for what I had done, testify. 
Camp lire was hOt without ils humour. Around the 
boiler-house stretched a large wooden hoarding which 
served as a notice-board. Every day there were 
posted the names of prisoners, set out in alphabetical 
order, for whom parcels had arrived. The remailfing 
space was covered with advertisements of a àdely 
varied order. The humour unconsciously displayed 
upon that board probably bas never been equalled in 
the pages of a humorous journal yet printed. It is 
impossible fo narrate every quaint announcement as 



THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 293 
they were so prolific, but I bave never forgotten some 
of them. One I recall was an advertisement of a tutor 
setting forth his terms for teaching English. But 
only one word in the announcement was spelled 
correctly! Another, posted by a sailor, tan, Talking 
Parrot [or Sale. Guaranteed hOt to swear!" It 
remained up for three days and apparently there was 
nothing doing. Such an article was evidently a drug 
upon the Ruhleben market. &fier the bird prisoner 
had been in the camp a while the advertisement 
reappeared, but the word " hOt " was blotted out l 
The advertisement disappeared almost instantly, which 
led one to surmise that someone had purchased Polly 
fo repeat Ruhleben conversation ata later date, beside 
the fireside of an Englishman's home, as a reminder 
of the rimes and the vernacular of a German prison 
camp. 
The various reports which bave been published in 
the German and British newspapers from rime fo rime, 
relative to life at Ruhleben, bave dwelt at length upon 
the social amenities of that imposing colony. People 
af home bave read about the tennis courts, out football 
field, the theatre, and other forms of recreation. 
Possibly they think that the Germans bave been very 
generous and sympathetic in this direction af least. 
But bave they ? For the use of a section of the cinder 
track fo serve as tennis courts the German authorities 
demanded and received £5o! We paid them another 
5o for the football field, while for the use of the hall 
under the Grand Stand which had never been used 
since the outbreak of war, and which we converted 
into a theatre, we were forced fo hand over a third 
5 o. The camp treasury met these demands, and 
probably an examination of the books would reveal 
many other disbusements of a similar character fo 
other facilities. The Germans have never spent a 
penny on our behalf, and have never given us anythin. 
When the camp is broken up and the prisoners are 
released, there will be a pretty problem for some person 



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fo unravel. By now Ruhleben has the appearance 
of a healthy and thriving little town. The prisoners 
have toiled unceasingly to improve their surroundings. 
When we entcred into occupation of out horse-box, 
its solitary appointment was the manger. We needed 
a shelf, and had fo pay heavily for the wood. As rime 
went on out ingenuity found expression in many other 
ways. We ruade tables, chairs, wardrobes, sideboards, 
and other furniture. In some instances these embellish- 
ments were purchased from German fifres. The 
result is that to-day some of the quarters are as 
attractive and as comfortable as a fiat. \Vhen the 
camp is broken up these articles will have tobe leIt 
behind. Although under the hammer prices will and 
must rule low, in the aggregate many thousands of 
pounds will be realised. \Vhat is tobe done with this 
money ? Who is to have it ? Scores of buildings 
have been erected vith money draxaa from the colnmon 
fund. Is any compensation going tobe paid by the 
German authorities for the fruits of our labour and 
ingenuity which will fall into their hands ? We have 
paid for all the materials used out of our own pockets, 
and the work carried out upon these lines already 
rcpresents an expenditure of tens of thousands sterling. 
Are the prisoners to lose all that ? 
The community is run upon the most rigid business- 
like lines. Nothing is given away at Ruhleben. This 
explains how we have built up such a wealthy camp 
treasury. The Camp Authorities govern the concerts, 
theatrical and vaudeville entertainments, troupes, 
band, newspapers, programmes--in short everything. 
Individual enterprise has but a negligible scope in 
Ruhleben. The initial outlays have admittedly been 
heavy, but the receipts have been still larger, so that 
there must be a big balance somewhere. It bas hot 
all been spent, and the question arises as to what will 
be done with the accumulated funds. 
To convey some idea of the possible and profitable 
sources of income it is only necessary to explain the 



THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 295 
system of handling the prisoners' parcels. These are 
sorted in a large building. I learned that a parcel 
was waiting for me by perusing the notice-board. I 
presented myself at the office window to receive a ticket 
which I exchanged for the parcel, the ticket serving as 
a receipt for due delivery. But the ticket cost me 
one penny! Seeing that the average number of 
parcels cleared every day is 3,000, it will be seen that 
the sale of the necessary tickets alone yields roughly 
I2 per day or over £4,000 a year. Recently the price 
of the ticket has been reduced fiffy per cent., but 
even atone halfpenny the annual income exceeds 
£2,000. This one branch of business nmst show a 
handsome profit, and there arescores of other prosperous 
money-yielding propositions in practice in the camp. 
No matter how spendthrift the treasury may be 
the accumulated funds must now represent an imposing 
figure, because, with only one or two exceptions, every- 
thing is run at a profit. Will the camp treasury carry 
the precepts of communal trading to the logical con- 
clusion ? Will it distribute the accumulated funds 
among the prisoners, pro rata according to the terre 
of imprisonment, at the end of the war ? If that is 
done it will serve as some compensation for the break- 
up of homes in Britain and other countries which has 
taken place, because those who were left behind were 
deprived--through no fault of aught but the German 
authorities and their ridiculous regulations--of their 
wage-earners. 
As the result of frequent representations the German 
authorities permitted us to inaugurate our civil police 
force for the maintenance of law and order throughout 
the camp. After this force came into being and had 
proved satisfactory, the military guards were with- 
drawn, and we were encircled only by the cordon of 
sentries outside. We suffered no military interference 
whatever. The force, of which I became a member, 
numbered forty all told. Out badge of office was an 
arrnletblue and white bands similar to that worn by 



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the British constabulary, and carried upon the left 
wrist over our private clothes--together with a button 
inscribed " Police. Ruhleben Camp." The selection 
of the police force was carried out upon extremely 
rigorous lines to ensure that only the most capable 
men were secured for this exacting duty. We patrolled 
the camp night and day, the duty under the former 
conditions being two hours, at the conclusion of which 
we reported ourselves to the police station, and then 
proceeded to our barracks to rest, waking up our 
successor on the way, who thereupon went on duty. 
Ail things considered the camp was extremely well- 
behaved, the British naturally being amenable to 
discipline. One or two thefts occurred, the offenders, 
when caught, being handed over to the German 
authorities fo receive punishment. At rimes there 
were manifestations of rowdiness, but they were 
speedily and readily quelled. The police required to 
be unconscionably patient, tactful, and sympathetic, 
because we were all chafing under restraint, and our 
nerves were strained, while tempers were hasty. In- 
deed, the German authorities marvelled at the manner 
and the ease with which we kept the camp upon its 
best behaviour, and I think we taught them many 
valuable lessons concerning the enforcement of law and 
order without the parade of any force or badgering, 
judging from the assiduity with which they studied 
our methods. Even the " drunks "--and they were 
not strangers to Ruhleben, despite the fact that 
alcoholic liquor was religiously taboo, the liquor being 
smuggled in and paid heavily for, a bottle of Red Seal 
costing fifteen shillings--never gave us the slightest 
cause for anxiety. 
One day there was a serious explosion of discontent. 
We had been served at our mid-day meal with a basin 
of evil-looking skilly. We took it back, and protested 
that we ought not to be served with prison rare. 
" Skilly ? " repeated the cook. " l'hat isn't skilly. 
It's Quaker Oats." 



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" 'Strewth !" yapped a sailor, " That's the bloomin' 
funniest Quaker Oats l've tasted. Quaker Oats will 
keep you alive, but that bloomin' muck 'd poison a 
rat!" saying which he disdainfully emptied the 
noisome contents of his basin upon the ground. 
We were told we should get nothing else, which 
infuriated us. We gathered round the cook-house, 
and the discontented, grumbling sailors and fishermen, 
unable to make any impression by word of mouth, 
commenced to bombard the kitchen xvith bricks, 
stones, and clods of earth. The fusillade grew furious, 
and the cat-calls vocifcrous. 
The turmoil had been raging for some rime when a 
mounted officer dashed up. Securing silence he 
ordered us all into barracks. ïhere was an ominous 
growl. Then he told us he had brought a battalion 
of soldiers and a machine gun section from Spandau, 
and if we did not disperse in rive minutes he would tire 
on us. 
We looked round, thinking he was bluffing, but 
there, sure enough, were the soldiers dth their rifles 
ready, and we discovered afterwards that the machine 
guns had been brought up to the gates ready for use 
at a moment's notice. We shuffled for a few minutes, 
frowning, glowering, mumbling, cursing and swearing, 
but as the Germans always mean what they say, we 
sullenly moved off as ordered. Still the protest bore 
fruit ; no further attempts were ruade to serve us with 
that rare. 
The highways of the camp were in a deplorable 
condition. They were merely tracks trodden down 
by our feet and carts, heavily rutted, uneven, and 
either a slough of mud and water, or a desert of dust, 
according to the weather. We persistently urged the 
German authorities to improve these roads, but they 
turned a deaf ear to all out entreaties. 
At last the Camp Authorities decided to carry out 
the work themselves. There was a call for labourers, 
who were promised a steady wage of rive shillings per 



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week. Although enrolled in the first instance to build 
roads, this force was afterwards kept on as a wor -ldng 
gang to carry out any jobs which became necessary. 
These men laid out and built an excellent road system, 
following the well-accepted British lines with a high 
camber and a hard surface so that the water could 
run into the gutters. 
These roads aroused intense interest among out 
captors. They used to corne in and follow the men 
at work, studying the method of building up the fabric, 
and upon its completion they inspected and subjected 
it to tests. A little later they coolly sent in a request 
to the road-builders to go outsicle to continue urgent 
work of a similar character. Hovever, investigation 
revealed the disconcerting fact that these men were 
required to take the places of those Germans generally 
associated with this task, who had been called up for 
service at the front. Needless to say the suggestion 
met with a unanimous and determined refusal. 
As rime went on out conditions became worse. 
Bread became unobtainable at almost any price. 
Pathetic advertisements commenced to steal upon the 
notice-board, some of which I viidly remember. One 
in particular revealed a poignant story of silent surfer- 
ing. It tan " Good Swan Fountain Pen. Will ex- 
change for loaf of bread." Yet it was only typical of 
scores of others couched in a silnilar rein. Ail sorts 
of things were offered in exchange for food. Out 
treasury redoubled its efforts, but food Collld hot be 
got even at famine prices. This was early in March, 
i915, so that the country was speedily being compelled 
to concede the strangling force of the British blockade. 
One morning we were paraded, and every man was 
ordered to produce any bread he might have in his 
possession. Some of us had been storing the official 
rations against the rainy day which we felt must corne 
sooner or later. This had fo be surrendered. The 
guards also carried out a thorough search to assure 
themselves that none had been left behind or concealed 



THE COMMUNAL CITY OF RUHLEBEN 299 
under beds. When the bread had been collected 
the authorities calmly cut it up and served us with a 
small piece each--that is they gave us back a portion 
of what was already out property, and which we had 
hot eaten merely because we had been lnaking ourselves 
content with purchases frolI the canteens. 
This proceeding brought home to us the vivid prospect 
of being reduced to a perilous position within a very 
short rime. So in our letters home we emphasised 
the need to send us bread and other food-stuffs. As 
about three weeks elapsed before we received a loaf 
after it had been dispatched, we kept it another veek, 
then soaked it in water and took it to the cook-house 
to be re-baked, for which we were charged one penny. 
Some of the unfortunate members of the party had 
no bread corne from home. But with true camaraderie 
those prisoners who'were in the land of plenty invari- 
ably divided their prizes, so that one and all were 
reduced to a common level. In this way considerable 
inisery and discontent were averted. Of course, when 
stocks ran out, we had to revert to the official rations. 
Here and there would be found a few hard-hearted 
and unsympathetic gluttons. They would never 
share a single thing with a comrade. A prisoner of 
this type would sit down to a gorgeous feast upon 
dainties sent from home, heedless of the envious and 
wistful glances of his colleagues who were sitting around 
him at the table with nothing beyond the black bread 
and the acorn coffee. He would never even proffer 
a spoonful of j am which would have enabled the 
revolting black bread to be swallowed with greater 
relish. 
There is one prisoner of this type whom I particularly 
recall. He had plenty of money in his pockets, and 
was the lucky recipient of many bulky hampers at 
regular intervals. Yet he never shared a crust with a 
less foitunate chum. But this individual did not 
refuse the opportunity to trade upon the hospitality 
of a fellow-prisoner when he hirnself was in a tight 



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place. He became the most detested man in the camp, 
and to this day, with the rest of his selfish ilk, he suffers 
a rigid boycott, and at the saine rime is the target of 
every practical joke which his colleagues can devise. 
To quote the vernactflar, we had " Some jokes vith 
him," and often stung him to fury, when we would 
laugh mercilessly at his discomfiture. 
At the time I left the camp the outlook had assumed 
a very black aspect, and now we hear things have 
reached a climax, lloney is worse than useless now 
because it can purchase nothing. The prisoners are 
reduced to subsist upon what meagre rations the 
authorities choose to dole out to them, and essentially 
upon what they receive from home. Starvation 
confronts our compatriots suffering durance vile in 
Ruhleben. The davn of each succeeding day is 
coming to be dreaded with a fear which baffles 
dcscription because it is unfathomable. 



CHAPTER XX 

HOW I MADE MONEY IN RUHLEBEN CAMP 

THE aimless life, such as it was generally pursued in 
Ruhleben Camp, became exceedingly distasteful to 
me. It conduced to brooding and moping over things 
at home, to fretting and becoming anxious as to how 
one's wife and family were faring ? While recreation 
offered a certain amount of distraction, it speedily 
lost its novelty and began to pall. There were many 
of us who were by no means sufficiently flush in pocket 
to indulge wildly in amusements, and yet money was 
absolutely indispensable, because with the sinews of 
war we were able to secure supplementary food from 
the canteen. 
Some of the methods which were practised to improve 
the shining hour were distinctly novel. There was a 
young Cockney who, upon his returr home, will un- 
doubtedly blossom into a money-making genius, that 
is if his achievements in Ruhleben offer any reliable 
index to his proclivities. He would gather a party of 
seventy or eighty prisoners round him. Then, producing 
a rive-mark piece, he would offer to raffle it at ten 
pfennigs--one penny--apiece. The possibility of 
picking up rive shillings for a penny ruade an lrre- 
sistibly fascinating appeal. It struck the traditional 
sporting chord of the British character and a shower 
of pennies burst forth. The deal was soon completed, 
and everyone was content with the result. Someone 
bought the five-shilling piece for the nimble penny, 
while the Cockney chuckled with delight because he 
had raked in some seven shillings or so for his rive 
mark piece ! 
3oi 



302 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
When I decided fo experiment in commerce I waz 
in some doubt as to what would offer the most promis- 
ing line. After due reflection I decided fo start as a 
launderer, specialising in washing shirts at ten pfennigs, 
or one penny, apiece. A shirt dresser was certainly 
in request because the majority of the prisoners, 
possessing only a severely limited stock, were compelled 
to wear the one garment continuously for several 
weeks. At the end of that rime it was generally 
discarded once and for all. But the shirts I found to 
be extremely soiled, and demanded such hard and 
prolonged scrubbing, in which operation an uncons- 
cionably large amount of soap was consumed, that I 
found the enterprise to be absolutely unprofitable, 
while I received little else than a stiff, sore back and 
soft hands. So this first venture, after bringing in a 
few hard-earned shillings, was abandoned. 
Then I undertook to wash up the table utensils, 
charging a party twopence per meal. This would 
have brought me greater reward had I adhered to my 
original intention. But one day the member of a party 
genially suggested, " We'll toss for it! Twopence 
or nothing!" I accepted the offer good-humouredly 
and--lost ! By accepting this sporting recommenda- 
tion I unfortunately established a ruinous precedent. 
The practice became general, and I, having a wretched 
run of bad luck, found that, all things considered, it 
would be better for my hands and pocket if I were fo 
look farther afield for some other enterprise. 
My third attempt to woo Fortune was to set myself 
up as a dealer in cast-off boots and shoes, my idea 
being to buy, sell and exchange. To my chagrin I 
speedily discovered that this calling demanded un- 
limited capital, because it was easier to buy than to 
sell or to exchange. Seeing that the average price I 
was prepared to pay vas one shilling per pair, and the 
state of excruciating depression which prevailed in this 
field, I conjured visions of immense stocks of second- 
hand boots, representing a heavy investmeat of capital, 



HOW I MADE MONEY 303 
which would lie idle for an indefinite period. So I 
retired discreetly froin the second-hand boot and shoe 
trade to seek Inore prolnising pastures. 
While pondering over the situation a happy idea 
struck Ine. In iny younger days I had practised 
engraving, intending to adopt it as a trade. I dcvoted 
solne six years to the craft and had achieved a Ineasure 
of success and dexterity. Thereupon I decided to 
launch out in this direction. Although I felt that my 
hand had lost SOlne of its cunning through lack of 
practice--I had not touched an engraving tool for 
about tlfirteen years--I decided to take the risk, 
feeling sure that it would soon return when I settled 
down to the fascinating work in grim earnest. 
I confided iny intention to one or two of iny friends, 
but the inajority, except Iny bosoin chuln K, who 
is a far-seeing business Inan, with their innate shrewd- 
ness, wanted to knov where I was going to get any 
custom in such a place as Ruhleben Cainp. I explained 
that my idea was to engrave watches, coins, studs 
links, indeed any article which the prisoners possessed, 
thus converting theln into interesting souvenirs of 
their sojourn in a Gerlnan prisoners' camp during the 
Great War. But with the exception of K. they 
declined to seC eye to eye with Ine. Still I was not to 
be dissuaded, and consequently decided to coininence 
operations upon my own initiative. 
I was in a quandary. I had not suflïcient capital 
to buy the necessary tools. However, K- , as 
usual, caine to iny assistance by financing Ine to the 
extent of seven-and-sixpence ! This Inoney I laid out 
upon tools, 
Now I was con- 
fronted with another probleln. How was I to keep the 
tools in the necessary sharpened condition. The only 
stone I could borrow was quite useless for engraving 
tools, while cutting plays such havoc with the edges 
of the tools as to delnand frequent recourse to sharpen- 
ing operations. However this obstacle did not daunt 



304 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
me. I round tht with a suflïcient expenditure of 
energy I could get a passably sharp edge for my purpose 
by grinding the tools on the floor and finishing them 
off upon a razor strop which I borrowed. 
Now I had to seek for eligible premises. I sauntered 
round the camp to alight upon a tiny vacant building. 
As it appeared to have no owner, and was fulfilling no 
useful purpose I entered into possession. Directly 
I had installed myself the authorities came along and 
unceremoniously ejected me, bag and baggage. As 
soon as their backs were turned I re-entered into 
occupation. I was thrown out a second rime, but 
still as resolutely determined as ever to continue my 
project I cast around and ultimately round an empty 
kiosk, standing forlorn and neglected, a silent memory 
of the brisk racing days at Ruhleben in pre-war rimes. 
I installed myself therein, not caring two straws whether 
the authorities endeavoured to turn me out or hot. 
They would have to smash the place over my head 
before they evicted me this time, but they were scarcely 
likely to proceed to such extrelne Ineasures seeing that 
they would have had to break up their own property. 
Numerous jealous individuals attempted to eject 
me rime after rime but I sat tight. I remember one 
tender and amiable official who endeavoured to convince 
me that the kiosk and other similar buildings were 
under his charge, and that he was responsible for them. 
As he narrated the situation I observed that he kept 
the open palm of his hand extended belote me. When 
he round this broad hint to be of no avail he ordered 
me out of the building. Turning to him I suggested, 
in as suave a voice as I could cornmand, that he should 
accompany me to the " Wachter " to ascertain the 
extent of his responsibilities and to have the Inatter 
thrashed out once and for all. Needless to say he 
declined this invitation, protesting that it was un- 
necessary. He invited me to retain occupation of the 
kiosk. My bluff completely outwitted the official in 
question, while I achieved my end for once without 



HOW I MADE MONEY 3o5 
recotlrse to bribery nd corruption of the official 
Teuton mind. 
Several subsequent attempts were made fo coax me 
out of my tenancy, but I may say that in sticking fo 
he building I played the Germans af their own gaine. 
When the guard came up and authoritatively demanded 
by what manner of right or permission I had taken 
possession of the kiosk I politely referred him fo a 
certain officer in the camp. When the latter, upon 
receiving the complaint, interrogated me in a similar 
rein, I referred him fo another official. When this 
third individual appeared upon the scene I switched 
him off fo another officer. By playing off the officiais 
one against the other in this manner I precipitated 
such a tangle among them that no single oflîcial could 
say whether he had or had not given me permission 
While these tactics were being pursued I was gaining 
the valuable rime I desired, and took the opportunity 
fo entrench myself firmly in my position. The out- 
corne was that when finally the marrer had been trotted 
through the Ruhleben German Circumlocution Office, 
and my eviction was offi¢ially sealed, I warded off the 
fate by announcing that I was overwhelmed with 
engraving orders for the military officers of the camp. 
If was a desperate bluff, but if succeeded. Officialdom 
apparently decided that I was better left alone, so I 
suffered no further molestation. 
The whole of the night before opening my engraving 
business I sat up writing flaring signs and tickets fo 
advertise my intentions far and wide, and soliciting 
the favour of orders which under my hand would 
convert this or that object into a priceless souvenir of 
our novel experience. I also canvassed the camp to 
explain my ideas, and, as I expected, orders commenced 
to flow in. The souvenir idea caught on fo such a 
degree as to compel me fo take in two fellow-prisoners, 
who evinced an aptitude for the work, as apprentices, 
and they speedily blossomed into craftsmen. My first 
week told me I had struck the correct money-making 



306 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
line at last. I round I had scooped in 200 marks-- 
£IO! This was hot bad for the first week's trading 
and I entertained no apprchensions concerning the 
future. Out of this sure I was able to repay many 
little debts I had incurred. 
The business developed so rapidly that an extension 
of premises became urgent. I rigged up an addition 
fo the kiosk, but it had fo be of a portable character, 
so that if could be taken down every evening. As I 
round my rime was so occupied I reluctantly decided 
to keep only to the kiosk. I dressed its interior with 
shelves and further improvedt my premises by 
contriving show cases for attachment outside. 
\Vhen I felt my feet I blossomed out in various 
directions. I bought a small stock of odds and ends 
in the cheap jewellery line, which were suitably 
engraved. Button decorations was one line I took up 
and these sold like wildfire. There was plenty of 
money in the camp, some of the prisoners being 
extremcly wealthy, and this explains why my trade 
flourished so amazingly. Indeed, the results exceeded 
even my most sanguine anticipations. 
One branch of my fertility nearly landed me into 
serious trouble. I fashioned souvenirs out of German 
coins. I erased the Imperial head and in its place 
engraved a suitable inscription. \Vhen the deface- 
ment of the money was discovered there was a fearful 
uproar, but as usual I contrived fo escape the terrible 
punishment which was threatened. 
Naturally one will wonder how if was I secured my 
supplies, seeing that purchases outside the camp were 
forbidden except through the officially approved 
channels. \qaile it is inadvisable for me fo relate how 
I did secure my varied stocks I may state that I never 
expcrienced any disappointment or even a tfitch in 
this connection. Time after rime I ,,'as taxed by 
military individuals, eager fo secure" incriminating 
evidence, but although they cajoled, coaxed and 
threatened I could not be induced fo betray my secret. 



HOW I MADE MONEY 307 
Indeed, at last, I point-blank refused fo furnish any 
information upon this marrer whatever, and with this 
adamantine decision they were forced fo remain con- 
tent. Doubtless they had their suspicions but if was 
impossible to bring anything home fo me and so I was 
left in peace. 
From cheap jewellery I advanced to more costly 
articles. I purchased a job lot of silver wrist watches 
from a Jew who had gone " broke," and these I clcared 
out within a very short rime. I always paid spot cash 
and that was an overwhelming factor in my favour. 
Indeed, my trading operations became so striking that 
my naine and business proceeded far beyond the 
confines of the camp. Within a few weeks of opening 
my shop I was receiving calls from men in the camp 
who were acting as representatives for some of the 
foremost Jewish wholesale bouses in Germany, and 
they were almost fighting among themselves to secure 
my patronage. My biggest individual purchasing deal 
was a single lot of j ewellery for which I paid nearly 
I,OOO marks--£5o ! From this, bearing in mind the 
difficulties which I had to overcome in securing 
delivery, it is possible to gain some idea of the brisk 
trade I was doing. 
Everything and anything capable of being converted 
into a souvenir by the dexterous use of the engraving 
tool was handled by me indiscriminately. I bought a 
large consignment of briar pipes. Upon the bowls of 
these I cut a suitable inscription and filled the incisions 
with enamel. These caught the fancy of the smokers 
and I soon found my stock exhausted. As things 
developed I became more ambitious, although not 
reckless, until at last I had articles ranging up to £3o 
in price upon my shelves, in the disposallof which I 
experienced very little difficulty. 
My shop became my one absorbing hobby although 
it boasted no pretensions. I contrived attractive 
show cases, some from egg-boxes, emblazoning the 
exterior with striking show cards and signs which I 



308 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
executed in the confines of my horse-box in the barracks 
after my comrades had gone to sleep. Not satisfied 
with this development I lighted the building brilliantly 
by means of electric lamps and a large flame acetylene 
lamp. 
I did not confine myself fo any one line of goods, but 
handled any thing capable of being turned into money 
quickly. In some instances I had to resort to extreme 
subterfuge to outwit the authorities. On one occasion 
I purchased a consignment of silk Union Jacks for 
wearing in the lapel of the coat. I knew full well that 
if I placed these on sale in my shop the stern hand of 
authority would swoop down swiftly and confiscate 
the hated emblem without the slightest compunction. 
So I evolved a special means of clearing them out and 
that within a very fev minutes. 
I went round to each barrack and button-holed a 
capable man to undertake to sell a certain number of 
the flags among the prisoners domiciled in his building. 
On the offer of a good commission the man was ready 
to incur great risks, although there was no risk in my 
plan. Each man thus received a territorial right as it 
were, and was protected against competition. The 
price was fixed and the arrangements for effecting the 
sale carefully drawn up. After the morning parade, 
the custom was to dismiss us to our barracks a few 
minutes before nine o'clock. We were compelled to 
stay within doors for some twenty minutes or so. This 
I decided to be the opportune occasion to unload my 
stock. I enjoined every vendor, when I handed him 
his stock overnight, to be on the alert in the morning, 
and as the clock struck nine to pass swiftly from man 
to man with ltis flags. The favour vas a distinct 
novelty and I was positive they would sell like hot 
cakes. 
The scheme proved a howling success. Within rive 
minutes after the appointed hour every man had been 
cleared out. The flags were triumphantly pinned to 
the lapels of the coats. When the prisoners re- 



HOW I MADE MONEY 309 
emerged Irom the barracks the guards were astotmded 
by the brilliant display of Union Jacks. The array 
was so imposing that the authorities even realised the 
futility of stopping each prisoner in turn to rob him 
of his prize. In this manner I got rid of several 
hundreds of the little trophies in one swoop. 
As may be imagined there was an enquiry to ascertain 
how these flags had been introduced into the camp. 
The prisoners were interrogated, but no prisoner 
appeared to know anything about the marrer. He 
invariably retorted that he had purchased it from 
" some fellow or other " and had stuck it in his button- 
hole. Never for a moment did the authorities suspect 
that I had anything fo do with the transaction. It 
was out of my ostensible line, so that I escaped 
suspicion. The chortling which took place at the com- 
plete discomfiture of the authorities and the manrler 
in which they had been outwitted is rccalled vividly 
to this day. It was one of many incidents which 
served to vary the monotony of camp life. 



310 U 1 LERMAN 111U 

On August Bank Holiday, 1915, the authorities 
considerately permitted us to have a day's junketting. 
We were to be at liberty to do exactly as we pleased. 
Indeed, we were urged to enjoy ourselves thoroughly 
and we did not require a second urging. The football 
ground was converted into a fait. No restrictions 
whatever were imposed upon us. The authorities 
themselves were so enthused with this concession to 
us as to give us several days' notice of their intentions 
to enable us to make any preparations we considered 
fit, while we were not faced with any obstacles in the 
rigging up of side-shows, gambling halls and what not. 
The concession was particularly attractive to me, as 
I recalled that it was upon the previous August Bank 
Holiday I had been arrested on the charge of espionage 
and consigned to Wesel Prison. The rivalry amongst 
us was astonishing, while there were many wonderIul 
manifestations of fertility and ingenuity. One 
prisoner spent I,OOO marks--5o--in rigging up his 
booth, which was somewhat reminiscent of an Aunt 
Sally at home. liy two friends, K and F., 



HOW I MADE MONEY 311 
contrived a golfing gaine which proved a huge financial 
success. I myself rigged up a billiard table on which 
was played a very unorthodox gaine of billiards, and 
which, because of its departure from conventionality, 
created a sensation. It was really a revival of a 
gaine or wheeze which I had learned many years 
belote. 
Ç,The billiard table was contrived from the wooden 
sides to my bed. I secured them side by side to give 
a fiat surface 6 feet long by 5 feet wide. Over the 
upper surface I stretched and tacked down a sheet to 
form the cloth. I bought a broomstick and with the 
assistance of the camp carpenter shaved it down to 
forma passable cue, tipping the end with a small piece 
of leather cut from my boot. The table was rigged up 
in the open air, boxes and barrels serving as the legs, 
while it was levelled as far as practicable. There was 
only one ball. At the opposite end--on the spot--I 
placed two match-boxes set at an angle to one another 
and just sufficiently far apart fo prevent the ball 
passing between them. The unusual gaine was to 
play the ball at the boxes in such a manner as to knock 
both of them over together. It seems a simple thing 
fo do, but I would merely advise the reader to try it. 
Probably he will learn something to his advantage. 
I assumed fancy dress. I secured a big top bat, a 
pair of trousers much too baggy and big for me, a 
swallow-tail coat with tails formed of white and red 
strips--a regular Uncle Sam's costume--had a big 
flaming bow about twelve inches in width and a 
ridiculous monocle. I think my rig-out transformed 
me into a hybrid of Brother Jonathan, Charlie Chaplin 
and an English dude. My dress was completed by a 
biscuit tin suspended by a hand from my shoulder and 
in which I rattled my money. On the face of the tin 
I wrote-- 
Corne along ! Corne along ! ! Corne along ! ! ! 
Always open to make. Always open to lose. 
Corne along B'hoys ! 



312 FOUR'--GERMAlX PRISONS 
I then stood on a box and told the tale characteristic 
of a man at the fair for the first rime in my 
life. 
Seeing that I was the only man attired in fancy dress 
I became the centre of attraction as I desired and as 
much among the guards who mixed and joked with us 
freely on this Great Day, as among my feLlow-prisoners. 
It also served as a striking advertisement for my gaine 
of unconventional billiards, which was my intention. 
My terres were ten pfennigs--one pennyna shot and 
round my table the fun grew fast and furious. It 
seemed so absurdly easy to knock the two boxes doa 
af once, but whcn the billiard experts settled dorsal to 
the gaine they round that only about one shot in fifty 
proved successful. Indeed the ability to knock the 
two boxes over simtfltaneously was round to be so 
difficult as fo be exasperatingly fascinating, and as a 
result of their repeated and abortive efforts I ruade 
money quickly. The table was kept going hard the 
whole day, by the end of which I found I had raked in 
several pounds in nimble pennies. 
The other side-shows also did excellent business, 
especially the gambling tables where roulette was in 
full swing. At the end of the day ail the roulette 
boards and other gainbling impedimenta were con- 
fiscated. This was the arrangement. But between 
sunrise and sunset we did not surfer the slightest 
interference with out enjoyment and merriment. This 
unexpected spell of free action redved the spirits of 
the prisoners to a remarkable degree, and we were all 
warnfly grateful to the German authorities for allowing 
us fo do and fo enioy ourselves exactly as we pleased 
for even one brief day. It was a Bank Holiday accord- 
ing to the British interpretation of the term, and I, 
in common with all my fellow-prisoners, must certainly 
adroit that it was the jolliest day I remember during 
the whole period of my incarceration, and the oMy day 
on which we were allowed to indulge in sport ad lib. 
and according to the dictates of our fancies. I mention 



HOW I MADE MONEY 313 
this concession because I ara anxious to give credit to 
the Germans where it is due. 



314 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 

I was net only making sufficient money out of my 
various commercial transactions te keep myself in 
clover within the camp, but I was successful in finding 
means te remit seine of my income, earned in Rulfleben, 
te England "Te keep the Home Fires Burning." This 
I considered te be a distinct achievement, especially 
as I was making it at the expense of my captors. 
Only once did I bave an acute shock. It was at 
the time when the Germans were making such frantic 
efforts te rake in all the gold upon hich they could 
place their hands. In my stock was a certain gold 
article which had cost me 3o, as well as another item 
also of this metal which I had secured at the low price 
of 2o. An officer swooped down upon my kiosk and 
went through my stock. I trembled as te what would 
happen whcn he alighted upon the two valuable articles. 
He picked up the first named article, examined the 
metal critically, and then asked me how much I wanted 
for it. 
" Three marks! " I ventured nonchalantly, àth a 
view te taking him off his guard. 
" But it's gold," he persisted, staggered at the idea 
of being able te buy such an adornment for the trivial 
sure of three shillings. 
My heart thumped as he held the article hesitatingly. 
If he offered me three shillings for it I should be bound 



HOW I MADE MONEY 315 
fo accept if in which event I should be a heavy loser 
over the deal. So I went on desperately : 
" Well, if you think it's gold why don't you buy it 
for three marks ? I will give no guarantee, so don't 
come back and say it's only metal!" Then assuming 
a deprecating tone I continued : "' If is got up only 
for show. It looks very pretty, but you couldn't 
give if fo a lady ! " 
He appeared fo be quite satisfied because he replaced 
if, while when he picked up the other item I pitched a 
corresponding yarn. After he had taken his departure 
I promptly transferred the two articles fo a place of 
safety in case he should take if into his head fo make 
another examination. 
If was on June I when I embarked upon my engraving 
venture, and my two apprentices and myself were kept 
hard af it the livelong day, the pressure of business 
being so great. My own working hours, so long as 
daylight permitted, were from 5 a.m. to 9 p.m. About 
September I concluded the moment fo be ripe fo con- 
summate my one absorbing idea--to get home. I 
was now in a position financially fo complete the plans 
I had laid long since. I had to tread warily, but by 
the end of October I was secure in my position. Still, 
although confident of success, I did not relax my interest 
in business, because my plans were just as likely fo go 
wrong as to succeed at the last minute. Moreover 
af the end of November I had the intense satisfaction 
of learning that my profit as a result of rive months' 
trading was £15o! I considered this fo be extremely 
satisfactory. An average profit of £7 IOS. per week 
exceeded my rosiest anticipations, and it now seems 
additionally remarkable when I recall the limited 
confines and the restricted clientèle of Ruhleben Camp. 
But the greatest satisfaction I have is knowing that I 
completely outwitted my oppressors, because I ,,Tas hot 
supposed fo trade as I did. It was a tellin, example 
of stolea fruits being the sweetest. 



CHAPTER XXI 

HOW THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR WAS DECEIVD 

As is well known the British prisoners in Germany 
have only one person within the Central Empires to 
whom they can appeal for protection, and through 
whose good offices alone they are able to secure redress 
of their grievances. This is Mr. Gerard, the Ambassador 
of the United States of America to Germany. Mr. 
Gerard has toiled indefatigably and unremittingly 
upon out behalf. In his magnanimity and determina- 
tion to give a square deal all round, he has made the 
signal error of accrediting the Gerrnans with being a 
highly-developed, civilised, and cultivated race. 
Unfortunately for Mr. Gerard's sense of duty the 
German does not accept the principles of the precept, 
" Do unto others as you would others should do unto 
you," but has evolved a code of his own construction 
which is peculiarly Teutonic--" Do unto others as 
you know others will not date or deign to do unto you I " 
The American Ambassador has always responded 
promptly to any calls for his intercession and bas ever 
listened courteously and patiently to tales of woe. 
Whenever he has considered the complaint to be well- 
Iounded he has. spared no effort to secure an immediate 
improvement in conditions. Yet it is to be feared 
that many of his recommendations have never been, 
or have only been partially and indifferently, carried 
into effect. 
In his determination to hold the scales of justice 
evenly Mr. Gerard has been prone to. accept the Gerrnan 
at Iris own valuation. Every pnsoner in Germany 
to-day knows from painful experience that the Teuton's 
316 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 317 
word counts for nothing ; it is hot worth the breath 
expended upon its utterance, or the paper upon which 
it is written. The German is an unprincipled liar 
and an unmitigated bluffer, in which art, if such it 
may be called, he has become a super-master. 
The German has always laughed, and still is laughing 
up his sleeve at the courteous American diplomat. 
The imperial authorities have never hesitated to throw 
dust in his eyes and to outwit him when the occasion 
suited their purpose. Indeed, they scheme deliber- 
ately and unceasingly to side-track him and to prevent 
the true conditions and affairs penetrating to his know- 
ledge. 
I had one striking instance of this carefully premedi- 
tated and unscrupulous gulling and thwarting of the 
American Embassy. The accidental discovery of the 
circumstance that the baseless charge of espionage 
levelled against me was still hanging over my head 
somewhat worried me. I ascertained one exceedingly 
disturbing fact which was communicated to me within 
the camp. Had I committed any offence, no matter 
how trivial, while in the camps, I should hot have 
been arraigned upon that particular delinquency, but, 
in all probability, would have had the original charge 
retrumped up against me. I learned that this was the 
German practice. Moreover, the old charge was 
liable to be trotted out at any odd moment at the caprice 
of my oppressors. The authorities had never acquitted 
me of being a spy. On the other hand they had never 
pronounced me guilty. I was forced to accept the 
former interpretation from my transference to the 
internment camps, as if I had been merely a detained 
civilian. My reasons for believing that I had been 
acquitted of the grave charge were supported by 
the fact that in Germany, a person who has been round 
guilty of espionage, and who escapes the death 
penalty, is condemned to solitary confinement in a 
military prison. 
The charge of espionage being in a condition of 



318 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
suspended animation as it might be termed, coupled 
with the fact that no one knew whenever, wherever, 
and how it might suddenly be revived to my detri- 
ment, did not conduce to my peace of mind. On one 
occasion I received a pretty rude shock. I filled up 
an application for release upon medical grounds, but 
upon being summoned before the authorities I was told 
point-blank that I should be kept a prisoner until 
the end of the war, exchange or no exchange. 
The uncertainty became intolerable. I wrote a 
lengthy letter to the American Ambassador explaining 
rny unfortunate and doubtful position and expressing 
the hope that he might be able to bring the matter 
to a decision. In common with my fellow-prisoners, 
I had always cherished the belief that a letter addressed 
to the American Embassy was regarded as confidential 
and inviolable; at all events was hot to be opened, 
except with the express permission of the prisoner or 
the Ambassador. But my faith was rudely dispelled. 
I dispatched my communication only to receive a 
curt summons to appear before an oflîcer, who bluntly 
informed me that my letter could hot be sent to the 
Embassy because it was sealed. It was handed back 
to me with the injunction that the envelope must be 
left open. 
Now, if letters containing complaints and addressed 
fo out sole Protector are sent unsealed it is only logical 
to assume that the German oflîcials apprise themselves 
of the character of the "' grouse." By so doing they 
become as wise as the Ambassador--if the letter ever 
reaches him. By having access to all communications, 
a letter is permitted to go forward if it suits the oflïcials, 
but not before they bave ruade a note of the grievance 
in order to be able to take the necessary remedial steps 
before the Ambassador intervenes. 
In my particular instance I prepared a lengthy 
explanatory communication, requesting an audience 
if at ail possible. The letter was so worded as to compel 
an acknowledgment, unless the Germans were disposed 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 319 
fo surfer exposure of their methods and duplicity. 
In due course a representative appeared. He seemed 
to have only a hazy recollection of my communication 
so I related all the essential details to him. I was more 
than positive that the German authorities had filed a 
copy of my letter because their attitude towards me 
changed suddenly and adversely, and by a strange 
coincidence this metamorphosis agreed with the date 
on which I had dispatched my comnunication fo the 
Embassy. 
I urged the representative fo ascertain whether I 
had, or had not, been acquitted of the espionage 
charge. I particularly desired the official acquittal in 
writing from Wesel, because it would be of far-reaching 
value in the event of my being haled before the authori- 
ties upon some other flimsy offence. He listened 
attentively and sympathetically, appreciated the 
situation as it affected me personally and promised 
to do everything he could on my behalf. But evidently, 
subsequent conversation with the Teuton authorities 
exercised the desired German effect. A few days later 
I received a curt acknowledgment saying that my 
affair, which was somewhat unusual, was purely one for 
military decision. I was also informed that the 
papers referring to my case were at Wesel fortress, and 
I was advised to write direct to the Commandant at 
the military centre for them. With this consolation, 
if such it can be called, I had to test content. 
The fact that I bave never heard another word 
upon the subject from that day to this proves conclu- 
sively that the authorities, although doubtless profuse 
in their apologies and regrets to the Ambassador 
over the delay, and unctuous in their promises to settle 
the issue immediately, never really intended to stir 
another finger in this direction. No one disturbed 
the official serenity and forthwith the whole question 
was permitted to slide and tobe forgotten in accordance 
with German machinations. 
Upon the receipt of the ambassadorial letter I was 



320 FOUR GERAN PRISONS 
inclined to stir up the whole issue for ail I knew how, 
but upon second thoughts I refrained from pursuing 
the marrer any further. I had thoroughly ruade up 
my mind as fo the course of action which I would 
take, and so concluded that it would be far better 
from my point of view to " let sleeping dogs lie." 
I think my attitude must have completely disarmed 
the Germans. To them I assumed an air of complete 
resignation, but ail the rime I was working silently 
and zealously towards my own salvation. 
At frequent intervals the emissary from the Embassy 
visited us. He 'as invariably received graciously 
by Baron von Taube, whom 'e facetiously dubbed 
Baron von Facing-both-ways, and other members of 
his stafi fo form as escort through the camp. The 
representative thus saw and heard exactly as much 
as the authorities determined should be the case 
and nothing more. "Uhenever he vas disposed to 
become uncomfortably inquisitive he 'as deftly steered 
clear of the troubled waters. We were told that we 
were quite at liberty to speak to the Ambassador if 
we desired, but unofficially we vere warned to think 
tce before we took such a step, the hint being thrown 
out that it vould be better for us to refrain from 
talking to him unless first questioned. The shallow- 
ness of the official decree was viddly brought home 
to us 'hen we were forcibly confined to barracks0 and 
this frequently occurred vhile the ambassadorial 
visitor was in the camp. 
On one occasion complaints concerning the living 
quarters were made. The representative came and 
explained the object of his mission to the Commanding 
Officer. Ostensibly this vorthy was overwhelmed with 
surprise at any such grievance having been formulated, 
although, as a marrer of fact he knew full well -hy 
the representative had called, owing to the rule con- 
cerning ail letters being posted unsealed. 
The Commanding Officer protestingly !aughed at 
the suggestion that the living quarters were untenable. 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 321 
But there ! The representative could see for himself. 
With every semblance of complete complaisance the 
representative was escorted into the camp. With 
unassumed unconcern, but with deliberate intention, 
he was accompanied to Barracks I or 2, to see with his 
own eyes a typical illustration of the living quarters 
provided within the camp. 
The situation was exceedingly ludicrous, although 
it was of considerable moment to us who had lodged 
the complaint. The representative could hot have been 
taken to more convenient buildings from the German 
point of view. They are the show-barracks of Ruhleben, 
and certainly are excellent specimens of the prisoners' 
quarters. They indubitably served as a powerful 
illustration of how prisoners could make themselves 
comfortable. They wcre held up far and wide through- 
out Ruhleben as a pattern for all others fo copy. 
One and all of us xvould willingly have emulated this 
attractive model--i/ we had possessed the money fo 
spend upon lm, uries/ Barrack No. 2 is the domicile 
of the élite and wealthy of Ruhleben. The prisoners, 
flush of funds, have been permitted to gratify every 
whim and fancy. They have expended large sums of 
money upon the purchase of furniture and knick- 
knacks, the result being favourably comparable with 
a smart and fashionable fiat, that is if a fiat can be 
squeezed into a horse-box ten feet square l 
The representative was solemnly assured that these 
barracks were only typical of the other buildings in 
the camp. But had the American visitor walked a few 
dozen yards upon his own initiative, to enter Barrack 
3 or 5, he would have received a convincing demonstra- 
tion of unprincipled German lying. There the inmates 
were compelled, willy-nilly, to lie upon the floor. 
At that time beds had hOt been served to more than 
one-half of the prisoners. 
During one of these visits the prisoners of Barrack 6 
defied authority. They had petitioned the officials 
incessantly to improve their quarters but to no pur- 
W 



32 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
pose. The cause for the greatest discontent wa the 
absolute lack of light. The loft was nothing more 
nor less than a " Black Hole. '» On this occasion the 
tenants had been sent to barracks with the strict 
injunction that they were not to corne out again until 
the ambassadorial inspection had been completed. 
But the prisoners were not disposed to permit this 
deliberate hoodwinking of our protector to continue 
indefinitely. The representative had been taken to 
a typical [sic] barrack to observe the appointments and 
to satisfy hitnself concerning the German efforts which 
had been ruade to tender the tenants comfortable. 
As usual he round no apparent justification for the 
complaints which had been made. 
IIe was being escorted to inspect some new latrines 
which had recently been completed. To reach the 
latter point he had to pass Barrack 6, in which the 
boys were on the alert to seize the opportunity tor 
which they had been waiting quietly. When the 
representative was but a few yards distant up went 
the shout in unison, " Corne and see out barrack l 
Corne and see out barrack 1" 
The guards endeavoured to smother the hail, but 
for once they were too slow. The representative heard 
the cry, stopped, and doubtless impressed by the vehe- 
mence of the invitation, expressed his intention to 
make an investigation. I mention this incident to 
emphasise the point that the Embassy was always 
ready to deal fairly with the prisoners, and to prove 
that a great deal more would have been done on our 
behalf had the visitors been given a freer hand. 
The chagrin of the German entourage escorting 
the ambassadorial deputy was amusing to observe. 
Behind his back they frowned, glowered, and glared 
fiercely, shook their fists, and muttered stifled inco- 
herent curses, but when he turned to them they assumed 
a meekness and pleasantry which quite disarmed sus- 
picion. Still, their anger, as they followed him into 
the building, was so intense as to defy being masked 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 3"2, 3 
and afforded us, who were witnessing the episode, the 
most complete satisfaction and ill-disguised delight. 
The expected happened. The representative entered 
Barrack 6. He climbed the rickety staircase leading 
to the loft with difficulty to dive into the" Black Hole." 
He condemned it in unmeasured terms. Apparently 
he realised how neatly he had been hoodv«inked, 
he became furious, and in tones which brooked no 
argument or discussion, ordered the instant removal 
of the prisoners to more congenial surroundings. The 
officials were beside themselves with rage at the turn 
which events had taken, but they hesitated fo give 
offence. They were profuse in lame excuses and 
pleaded that the accommodation in this loft was only 
temporary. The German interpretation of the word 
" temporary " may be gathered from the fact that 
this particular loft had been occupied for nearly six 
months. But the representative gained the day. 
The loft was forthwith vacated and subsequently, 
when certain improvements had been carried out, 
was used only as a schoolroom. 
About March, 1915, as previously narrated, we 
commenced to experience a severe shortage of bread. 
We were not receiving suflîcient of the staff of life 
to keep us alive. The representative drove into the 
camp one day fo investigate some other matter. When 
he had departed upon his mission, accompanied by the 
inevitable entourage, some of us gathered around his 
motor-car which was covered with dust. While one 
or two were chatting with the chauffeur one of the 
party slipped a tetter, pointing out our dire straits 
and describing how famished we were, beneath the 
ambassador's seat, and in such a manner as to compel 
his attention upon re-entering the automobile. Another 
prisoner, with his finger, scrawled in the dust upon the 
rear of the tonneau, " We want bread I " while other 
notices were chalked up in commanding positions, 
so as fo arrest instant attention, " For God's sake, 
give us bread t " 



324 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
When the German guards spotted the flaming appeal 
upon the rear of the car they fussed up in indignant 
rage. One advanced to obliterate the damnin gE words, 
but the chauffeur whipped round the car. He caught 
sight of the mute request, and intercepting the officious 
sentry remarked :-- 
" You mustn't touch this car l It's the property 
of the United States Government I" 
The guard pulled himself up sharp]y, glaring fiercely 
and evidently contemplating defiance of the warning. 
The chauffeur was a white man. He eyed us quizzic- 
ally for a moment or two. Realising from our faces 
that we were not playing a joke, but ventilating a 
serious grievance, he stood between the officious sentry 
and the vehicle until the representative returned, 
The Embassy car drove out of the camp with the 
letters still staring out in a gaunt appeal from the thick 
dust. Evidently the chauffeur drew the representative's 
attention to our cry, while it is only reasonable to 
suppose that the emissary from the Embassy discovered 
the letter which we had secreted beneath his seat, 
because an improvement in the allowance of bread 
immediately ensued. 
And so it went on. No trick was too knavish or too 
despicable to prevent our guardian learning the truth 
concerning our plight. He very rarely walked about 
unaccompanied. Tongue in cheek, the Germans, 
who always were cognisant of the object of his visit, 
and who had always taken temporary measures to 
prove the grievance to be ill-founded, strode hither 
and thither with him, throng knowing glances and 
winks among themselves behind the representative's 
back. Doubtless it was the successful prosecution 
of these tactics which persuaded the Embassy to believe 
that the majority of out complaints were imaginai T 
and arose from the circumstance that the inhabitants 
of Ruhleben would persist in ignoring the fact that 
they were the victims of war and hot pampered pers. 
One of the most glaring instances of the effective 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 325 
manner in which the Germans sought to disarm and 
to outwit an official visitor was narrated to me by a 
fellow-prisoner who had been been transferred from 
Sennelager to Ruhleben. I conclude that the incident 
must have happened, during the interregnum when I 
was " free on Pass " in Cologne. I cannot vouch for 
the accuracy of the statement, but I do not think there 
is the slightest reason to doubt the word of our com- 
patriot, because he was in Sennelagcr at the rime 
and actually passed through the experience. Further- 
more it is typical of Teuton methods in matters per- 
taining to the treatment of prisoners. 
X stated that, despite the llavoc wrought during 
the "Bloody Night" of Septembcr II, all the prisoners 
were sti]l herded on the field at Sennelager until long 
after my departure. They were exposed to the heavy 
tains and were all reduced to a miserable condition. 
Suddenly an order came up commanding all prisoners 
to return instantly to their old barracks. This sudden 
manifestation of a humane feeling upon the part of 
the Commandant provoked widespread amazement. 
What had happened ? 
The surprise of the prisoners became accentuated 
when they regained the permanent buildings which 
had formerly comprised our home. They were hurried 
into their quarters and shaken down with incredible 
speed. Fires were set going and the unhappy prisoners 
ruade themselves comfortable confident that their 
trials now were over, and that they were destined to 
prolonged residence under weathertight roofs. 
The following day an august visitor arrived at the 
camp. Whether he was an emissary from the American 
Embassy or not my informant was unable to say, for 
the simple reason that no one knew bas identity, and 
every precaution was observed to prevent any informa- 
tion upon this marrer from becoming known among 
the prisoners. Be that as it may he ruade a detailed 
tour of the camp, investigating the arrangements and 
accommodation provided for the hapless inhabitants' 



326 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
xvelfare. Under no circumstances whatever vere the 
British prisoners' permitted to speak to the mysterious 
stranger. Any attempt in this direction was sternly 
and forcibly suppressed by the guards who swarmed 
everywhere. Evidently, judging from Iris demeanour, 
the stranger was deeply impressedqand satisfied-- 
with what he saw with Iris own eyes. 
But the moment he had left the camp the prisoners 
were paraded and re-transferred to the field. This 
story, if accurate, and I see no reason to doubt its 
veracity, is interesting from one circumstance. When 
we were summarily turned out upon the field by the 
inhunlan Major Bach, he advanced as his reason for 
such action that vast numbers of German recruits 
were nlomentarily expected, and that the buildings 
were required fo bouse them. But according to the 
foregoing incident the barracks were still empty. The 
lying Commandant of Sennelager Camp was thus 
con demned out of his own mouth, while the minute 
precautions he observed fo prevent the mysterious 
stranger from learning a word about our experiences 
on the field proves that he merely turned us out into 
the open, herded like animals in a corral, fo satisfy 
his own personal cravings for dealing out brutality 
and torture. 
But the most glaring example of German duplicity 
and astuteness in throwing out protector off the track 
provoked Ruhleben fo hilarious merriment, despite 
the seriousness of out position. Leastways, although 
the Teutons may bave regarded the movement as one 
of serious intention, we regarded it as a deliberate 
piece of hoodwinking. One morning we were solemnly 
informed that the authorities had completed arrange- 
ments whereby every prisoner was to receive a good 
substantial meat meal once a week. It was to com- 
prise a chop, potatoes, some other vegetable, and gravy. 
It sounded so extraordinarily luxurious and appetising 
as to provoke incredulity and caustic comment. Those 
who, like myself, had suffered internment in other 



AMERICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 327 
camps and who had become thoroughly grounded in 
Teuton shiftiness and trickery divined that something 
unusually crafty and cunning was afoot. 
I might mention that by this time Ruhleben com- 
prised a small town of twenty-three barracks housing 
a round 4,00o prisoners. This represented an average 
of 174 men to a barrack, although, as a marrer of fact, 
some of the buildings accommodated over 200 men. 
The clflinary arrangements were fulfilled by only two 
kitchens. Now, the problem which presented itself 
to the minds of the more sophisticated and suspicious 
prisoners was thismHow would the authorities grapple 
with the preparation and serving of 4,ooo chops in one 
day with the cooking facilities available ? Were we to 
be treated to another staggering example of Germany's 
wonderful powers of organisation and management ? 
The glamour of the proposition suddenly disappeared. 
We learned that the "' tuck-in " was not tobe genera! 
throughout the camp on a certain day. The delight 
was tobe dealt out in instalments, and in such a 
manner that so many men would be able to partake 
of the gorgeous feast upon each successive day of the 
week. 
So far so good. We in I3arrack 5 were among the 
first to receive the promised meat meal, which we had 
been anticipating with ill-disguised relish. It reached 
us on the Tuesday. The meal was swallowed greedily 
and keenly enjoyed, although the meat was of inferior 
quality. But I never saw another chop in out barrack 
for a month! Crash went another alluring Teuton 
promise. 
We became inquisitive and to out amusement learned 
what the more shrewd and doubting among us had 
suspected. Sufficient chops were being cooked every 
day to ensure so many men regu!arly receiving the 
meat meal. Every man received lais chop as promised 
although he was perhaps compelled to wait an inor- 
dinate rime for Iris turn. As there were twçnty- 
three barracks dth two kitchens to fulfil their demands 



328 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
meat dinners were being prepared every day. Indeed, 
the Germans appeared tobe always cooking chops l 
It was a masterpiece of German cunning. XVhenever- 
a visitor, animated by desires to ascertain how the 
prisoners were being treated, visited the camp he was 
piloted to the kitchen. There could be seen an imposing 
array of chops sizzling and spitting gaily, and emitting 
an appetizing aroma. Were prisoners of war ever 
treated so sumptuously as those at Ruhleben ? The 
visitor was gravely assured that the chops he saw 
represented but a portion of what were being prepared 
for the prisoners, in which statement the Germans 
were perfectly correct, but they artfully refrained from 
saying that only a certain number of men received 
the dainty dish each day, the idea being to convey the 
impression that this was merely the daily routine for 
the whole of the camp. 
It did hot marrer when the American representative 
or any other visitor came into the camp--chops were 
being cooked. The visitors naturally concluded that 
we were being treated in a right royal manner, 
and one quite in accordance with the most noble 
traditions of the German nation. It never occurred 
to these visitors, apparently, to make enquiries among 
the prisoners to ascertain how they enjoyed their daily 
meat meal ? Had they done so they would have been 
surprised. 
The German explanations were so verbose and osten- 
sibly so sincere as to be received without the slightest 
cavil. Naturally our task-masters studiously declined 
to extend any enlightenment upon the matter, 
preferring to lull the visitors into a false haven of 
credibility. Unfortunately we discovered that we 
had to pay indirectly for the delectable dainty and 
Teuton liberality--the dinners upon the other days 
steadily grew worse in quantity, quality, and variety 1 
We all admire the unceasing efforts which the 
American Ambassador has, and still is exerting upon 
out behalf, and we are extremely thankful for the 



AMEtICAN AMBASSADOR DECEIVED 329 
many and far-reaching improvements he bas wrought. 
His work is one of extreme difficulty, demanding 
unremitting patience, tact, and impartiality. It must 
be remembered that he was submitted to an unceasing 
bombardment of complaints from 4,000 prisoners, 
overwrought from their incarceration, and ready to 
magnify the slightest inconvenience into a grievance. 
Unfortunately his task is aggravated by the unprin- 
cipled lying, bluffing, and crafty tactics of the German 
authorities. They have no more compunction in 
fooling the American Ambassador than they have in 
depriving the prisoners of sulTicicnt food to keep body 
and soul together. The task of Mr. Gerard in the 
immediate future is certain to become more perplexing, 
intricate, and delicate, but we hope that he will prove 
equal to the occasion. 
Early in Novembcr, 1915, my arrangements for 
leaving Ruhleben were so far advanced that I could 
scarcely restrain my excitement. On December 6 I 
disposed of my business. It was of no further use 
to me. The day for which I had been waiting so 
patiently and longingly had dawned at last and-- 
I got home saldy/ 
Although arrested and tried upon the false, frivolous, 
trumped-up charge of being a British spy. I have never 
been acquitted of that indictment. It still hangs 
over my head. 
Shortly after reaching home I received a letter from 
a friend with whom I had been interned. He secured 
his release some months before I shook the dust--and 
mud--of Ruhleben from my feet. On the day we 
parted he sympathised deeply with me at the prospect 
of being condemned to languish in the hands of the 
enemy until the clash of arms had died down. I did 
hot seek to disillusion tfim, although, even at that time, 
I had ruade up my mind to get avay by hook or by 
crook. 
Ttfis former fellow-prisoner had heard of my sale 



330 FOUR GERMAN PRISONS 
return fo my own fireside. The envelope contained 
nothing beyond his visiting card, across the back of 
which he had scrawled, " How the devil did you get 
out ? " 
But that is another story. 

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