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SIX  MONTHS  OF  SICK  LEAVE. 


RICHARD    F.    BURTON, 

LIEUT.    BOMBAY    ARMY. 

AUTHOR     OF     A     GRAMMAR     OF     THE     MOOLTANEE     LANGUAGE; 

CRITICAL    REMARKS    ON    DR.    DORN's    CHRESTOMATHY   OF    THE    PUSHTOO, 

OR    AFFGHAN    DIALECT,    ETC.    ETC. 


LONDON: 

RICHARD  BENTLEY,  NEW  BURLINGTON  STREET, 

i9ubli:Si)cr  in  (©rtlinarj)  to  Iktv  ilBajcsti). 

1851. 


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LONDON : 

Printed  by  Samuel  Brntley  &  Co. 

Bangor  House,  Shoe  Lane. 


TO 

MISS    ELIZABETH    STISTED, 

THIS    LITTLE    WORK, 

WHICH    OWES    ITS    EXISTENCE   TO    HER 

FRIENDLY    SUGGESTIONS, 

IS   DEDICATED, 

IN    TOKEN    OF    GRATITUDE    AND    AFFECTION, 

BT 

THE  AUTHOR. 


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CONTENTS. 


CHAPTER  I. 

PAGE 

The  Voyage  •  ....  1 

CHAPTER  II. 
New  Goa     ......  22 

CHAPTER  III. 
Old  Goa  as  it  Was   .  .  ...  40 

CHAPTER  IV. 
Old  Goa  as  it  Is        .  .  .  .  .  53 

CHAPTER  V. 
Return  to  Panjim      .  .  ...  77 

CHAPTER  VI. 
The  Population  of  Panjim      ....  96 

CHAPTER  VII. 
Seroda  .  .  .  .  .  .117 

CHAPTER  VIII. 
Education,  Professions,  and  Oriental  Studies  .  .         136 

CHAPTER  IX. 
Adieu  to  Panjim       .  .  .  .  .154 


viii  CONTENTS. 

CHAPTER  X. 

FAGB 

Calicut         ......         1G9 

CHAPTER  XI. 
Malabar       .  .  .  .  .  .186 

CHAPTER  XII. 
The  Hindoos  of  Malabar        .  .  .  .203 

CHAPTER  XIII. 

The  Moslem  and  other  Natives  of  Malabar     .  .         230 

CHAPTER  XIV. 
The  Land  Journey   .....         246 

CHAPTER  XV. 
First  Glimpse  of "  Ooty"       .  .  .  .269 

CHAPTER  XVI. 
LifeatOoty  .....         287 

CHAPTER  XVII. 
Life  outside  Ooty      .  .  .  .  .313 

CHAPTER  XVIII. 
Inhabitants  of  the  Neilgherries  .  .  .         334 

CHAPTER  XIX. 

Kotagherry. — Adieu  to  the  Blue  Mountains   .  .         S53 


G  0  A, 
AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS 

OR, 

SIX  MONTHS  OF  SICK  LEAVE. 


CHAPTER    1. 

THE   VOYAGE. 


What  a  glad  moment  it  is,  to  be  sure,  when  the 
sick  and  seedy,  the  tired  and  testy  invalid  from 
pestiferous  Scinde  or  pestilential  Guzerat,  "  leaves 
all  behind  him"  and  scrambles  over  the  sides  of 
his  Pattimar. 

His  what '? 

Ah  !  we  forget.  The  gondola  and  barque  are 
household  words  in  your  English  ears,  the  budge- 
row  is  beginning  to  own  an  old  familiar  sound,  but 
you  are  right — the  "  Pattimar"  requires  a  defini- 
tion.    Will  you  be  satisfied  with  a  pure  landsman's 

B 


GOA, 

AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS; 

OR, 

SIX  MONTHS  OF  SICK  LEAVE. 


CHAPTER    I. 

THE   VOYAGE. 


What  a  glad  moment  it  is,  to  be  sure,  when  the 
sick  and  seedy,  the  tired  and  testy  invalid  from 
pestiferous  Scinde  or  pestilential  Guzerat,  "  leaves 
all  behind  him"  and  scrambles  over  the  sides  of 
his  Pattimar. 

His  what  1 

Ah  !  we  forget.  The  gondola  and  barque  are 
household  words  in  your  English  ears,  the  budge- 
row  is  beginning  to  own  an  old  familiar  sound,  but 
you  are  right — the  "  Pattimar"  requires  a  defini- 
tion.    Will  you  be  satisfied  with  a  pure  landsman's 


Z  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

description  of  the  article  in  question.  We  have 
lost  ou  i^edition  of  "  The  Ship,"  and  to  own  hum- 
bling truth,  though  we  have  spent  many  a  weary 
month  on  the  world  of  waters,  we  never  could 
master  the  intricacies  of  blocks  and  braces,  sky- 
lights and  deadlights,  starboards  and  larboards. 
But  if  we  are  to  believe  the  general  voice  of  the 
amphibious  race,  we  terrestrial  animals  never  fail 
to  mangle  the  science  of  seamanship  most  barba- 
rously. So  we  will  not  expose  ourselves  by  preten- 
sion to  the  animadversions  of  any  small  nautical 
critic,  but  boldly  talk  of  going  "  up-stairs"  instead 
of  "  on  deck,"  and  unblushingly  allude  to  the 
"behind"  for  the  "aft"  and  the  "front"  instead 
of  the  "  fore"  of  our  conveyance. 

But  the  Pattimar — 

De  suite :  you  shall  pourtray  it  from  our  descrip- 
tion. Sketch  a  very  long  boat,  very  high  behind, 
and  very  low  before,  composed  of  innumerable  bits 
of  wood  tied  together  with  coir,  or  cocoanut  rope, 
fitted  up  with  a  dark  and  musty  little  cabin,  and 
supplied  with  two  or  three  long  poles  intended  as 
masts,  which  lean  forward  as  if  about  to  sink  under 
the  weight  of  the  huge  lateen  sail.  Fill  up  the 
outline  with  a  penthouse  of  cadjans  (as  the  leaves 
of  that  eternal  cocoanut  tree  are  called)  to  protect 


THE   VOYAGE.  3 

the  bit  of  deck  outside  the  cabin  from  the  rays  of 
a  broiling  sun.  People  the  square  space  in  the 
middle  of  the  boat  with  two  nags  tethered  and  tied 
with  halters  and  heel  ropes,  which  sadly  curtail  the 
poor  animals'  enjoyment  of  kicking  and  biting ;  and 
half-a-dozen  black  "tars"  engaged  in  pounding  rice, 
concocting  bilious-looking  masses  of  curry,  and 
keeping  up  a  fire  of  some  unknown  wood,  whose 
pungent  smoke  is  certain  to  find  its  way  through 
the  cabin,  and  to  terminate  its  wanderings  in  your 
eyes  and  nostrils.  Finally,  throw  in  about  the 
same  number  of  black  domestics  courting  a  watery 
death  by  balancing  themselves  over  the  sides  of  the 
vessel,  or  a  fever  by  sleeping  in  a  mummy  case  of 
dirty  cotton  cloth — 

And  you  have  a  pattimar  in  your  mind's  eye. 

Every  one  that  has  ever  sailed  in  a  pattimar  can 
oblige  you  with  a  long  list  of  pleasures  peculiar  to 
it.  All  know  how  by  day  your  eyes  are  blinded 
with  glare  and  heat,  and  how  by  night  mosquitos,  a 
trifle  smaller  than  jack  snipes,  assault  your  defence- 
less limbs  ;  how  the  musk  rat  defiles  your  property 
and  provender  ;  how  the  common  rat  and  the  cock- 
chafer appear  to  relish  the  terminating  leather  of 
your  fingers  and  toes ;  and,  finally,  how  the  im- 
polite  animal  which   the   transatlantics   delicately 


4  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

designate  a  "  chintz,"  and  its  companion,  the  lesser 
abomination,  do  contribute  to  your  general  discom- 
fort. Still  these  are  transient  evils,  at  least  com- 
pared with  the  permanent  satisfaction  of  having 
"  passed  the  Medical  Board " —  a  committee  of 
ancient  gentlemen  who  never  will  think  you  suffi- 
ciently near  death  to  meet  your  wishes — of  having 
escaped  the  endless  doses  of  the  garrison  surgeon, 
who  has  probably,  for  six  weeks,  been  bent  upon 
trj'ing  the  effects  of  the  whole  Materia  Medica  upon 
your  internal  and  external  man — of  enduring  the 
diurnal  visitation  of  desperate  duns  who  threaten 
the  bailiff  without  remorse ;  and  to  crown  the 
climax  of  your  happiness,  the  delightful  prospect 
of  two  quiet  years,  during  which  you  may  call  life 
your  own,  lie  in  bed  half  or  the  whole  day  if  you 
prefer  it,  and  forget  the  very  existence  of  such 
things  as  pipeclay  and  parade,  the  Court  Martial  and 
the  Commander-in-chief.  So  if  you  are  human, 
your  heart  bounds,  and  whatever  its  habits  of 
grumbling  may  be,  your  tongue  involuntarily  owns 
that  it  is  a  joyful  moment  when  you  scramble  over 
the  side  of  your  pattimar.  And  now,  having  con- 
vinced you  of  that  fact,  we  will  request  you  to  walk 
up  stairs  with  us,  and  sit  upon  the  deck  by  our 
side,  there  to  take  one  parting  look  at  the  boasted 


THE   VOYAGE.  O 

Bay  of  Bombay,  before  we  bid  adieu  to  it,  with  a 
free  translation  of  the  celebrated  Frenchman's  good 
bye,  "  Canards,  canaux,  canaille"  —  adieu  ducks, 
dingies,  drabs,  and  duns/'* 

Gentlemen  tourists,  poetical  authors,  lady  pro- 
sers,  and,  generally,  all  who  late  in  life,  visit  the 
"  palm  tasselled  strand  of  glowing  Ind,"  as  one  of 
our  European  celebrities  describes  the  country  in 
prose  run  mad,  certainly  are  gifted  with  wonderful 
optics  for  detecting  the  Sublime  and  Beautiful. 
N^ow  this  same  bay  has  at  divers  and  sundry  times 
been  subjected  to  much  admiration  ;  and  as  each 
succeeding  traveller  must  improve  upon  his  pre- 
decessors, the  latest  authorities  have  assigned  to  its 
charms  a  rank  above  the  Bay  of  Naples — a  bay 
which,  in  our  humble  opinion,  places  every  other 
bay  in  a  state  of  abeyance.  At  least  so  we  under- 
stand Captain  Von  Orlich — the  gentleman  who  con- 
cludes that  the  Belochees  are  of  Jewish  origin, 
because  they  divorce  their  wives.  To  extract  Bom- 
bay from  the  Bay  of  Naples,  proceed  thus.  Remove 
Capri,  Procida,  Ischia,  and  the  other  little  pictu- 

*  "  Ducks"  are  the  Bombayites  in  general:  "Dingies"  is 
tlie  name  popularly  given  to  the  smaller  specimens  of  native 
craft.  The  Dun  and  the  Drab  are  probably  familiar  to  the 
reader's  ears. 


6  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

resque  localities  around  them.  Secondly,  level 
Vesuvius  and  the  rocky  heights  of  St.  Angelo  with 
the  ground.  Thirdly,  convert  bright  Naples,  with 
its  rows  of  white  palazzi,  its  romantic-looking  forts, 
its  beautiful  promenade,  and  charming  background 
into  a  low,  black,  dirty  port,  et  void  the  magnificent 
Bombahia.''^  You  may,  it  is  true,  attempt  to  get 
up  a  little  romance  about  the  "  fairy  caves "  of 
Salsette  and  Elephanta,  the  tepid  seas,  the  spicy 
breeze,  and  the  ancient  and  classical  name  of 
Momba-devi. 

But  you  11  fail. 

Remember  all  we  can  see  is  a  glowing  vault  of 
ultramarine-colour  sky,  paved  with  a  glaring  ex- 
panse of  indigo-tinted  water,  with  a  few  low  hills 
lining  the  horizon,  and  a  great  many  merchant  ships 
anchored  under  the  guns  of  what  we  said  before, 
and  now  repeat,  looks  like  a  low,  black,  dirty  port. 

We  know  that  you  are  taking  a  trip  with  us  to 
the  land  flowing  with  rupees  and  gold  mohurs — 
growing  an  eternal  crop  of  Nabobs  and  Nawwabs  f 

*  Bombahia,  the  Portuguese  P.  N.  of  the  town  :  it  was  pro- 
bably suggested  by  "  Momba-devi,"  as  the  place  was  called 
by  the  Hindoos  after  the  patron  goddess  of  the  spot. 

t  The  Nabob  is  the  European,  the  Nawwab'the  Asiatic, 
grandee. 


THE   VOYAGE.  7 

— showing  a  perpetual  scene  of  beauty,  pleasure 
and  excitement. 

But  we  can't  allow  you  to  hand  your  rose- 
coloured  specs,  over  to  us.  We  have  long  ago 
superseded  our  original  "greens"  by  a  pair  duly 
mounted  with  sober  French  grey  glasses,  and  through 
these  we  look  out  upon  the  world  as  cheerily  as  our 
ophthalmic  optics  will  permit  us  to  do. 

]^ow  the  last  "  nigger,"  in  a  manifest  state  of 
full-blown  inebriation,  has  rolled  into,  and  the 
latest  dun,  in  a  fit  of  diabolical  exasperation,  has 
rolled  out  of,  our  pattimar.  So  we  will  persuade 
the  Tindal,  as  our  Captain  is  called,  to  pull  up 
his  mud-hook,  and  apply  his  crew  to  the  task  of 
inducing  the  half  acre  of  canvas  intended  for  a 
sail  to  assume  its  proper  place.  Observe  if  you 
please,  the  Tindal  swears  by  all  the  skulls  of  the 
god  Shiva's  necklace,  that  the  wind  is  foul — the 
tide  don't  serve — his  crew  is  absent — and  the 
water  not  yet  on  board. 

Of  course  ! 

But  as  you  are  a  "  griff,"  and  we  wish  to  educate 
you  in  native  peculiarities,  just  remark  how  that 
one  small  touch  of  our  magic  slipper  upon  the 
region  of  the  head,  and  the  use  of  that  one  little 
phrase  "  Suar  ka  Sala"  (Anglice,  "0  brother-in- 


8  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

law  of  a  hog !)  has  made  the  wind  fair,  the  tide 
serve,  the  crew  muster,  and  the  water  pots  abound 
in  water.  And,  furthermore,  when  you  have  got 
over  jour  horror  of  seeing  a  "  fellow-creature "  so 
treated — and  a  "  fellow  subject "  subjected  to  such 
operation,  kindly  observe  that  the  Tindal  has  im- 
proved palpably  in  manner  towards  us  ; — indeed, 
to  interpret  his  thoughts,  he  now  feels  convinced 
that  we  are  an  "  Assal  Sahib  " — a  real  gentleman. 


Evening  is  coming  on,  the  sea-breeze  (may  it  be 
increased !)  is  freshening  fast,  and  Dan  Phoebus 
has  at  last  vouchsafed  to  make  himself  scarce. 
After  watching  his  departure  with  satisfaction — 
with  heartfelt  satisfaction,  we  order  our  hookah 
up,  less  for  the  pleasure  of  puffing  it,  than  for 
the  purpose  of  showing  you  how  our  servant  de- 
lights to  wander  through  heaps  of  hay  and  straw, 
canvas,  and  coir  rope,  with  that  mass  of  ignited 
rice  ball,  rolling  about  on  the  top  of  our  pipe. 
You  are  looking  curiously  at  our  culinary  arrange- 
ments. Yes,  dear  sir,  or  madam,  as  the  case  may 
be,  that  dreadful  looking  man,  habited  in  a  pair 
of  the  dingiest  inexpressibles  only,  excepting  the 
thick  cap  on  his  furzy  head — that  is  our  cook. 
And  we  dare  say  you  have  been  watching  his  ope- 


THE   VOYAGE.  9 

rations.  If  not,  jou  must  know  that  he  prepared 
for  our  repast  by  inserting  his  black  claw  into 
that  hencoop,  where  a  dozen  of  the  leanest  possible 
chickens  have  been  engaged  for  some  time  in 
pecking  the  polls  of  one  another's  heads,  and 
after  a  rapid  examination  of  breast-bone,  withdrew 
his  fist  full  of  one  of  the  aforementioned  lean 
chickens,  shrieking  in  dismay.  He  then  slew  it, 
dipped  the  corpse  in  boiling  water  to  loosen  the 
feathers,  which  he  stripped  off  in  masses,  cut  througli 
its  breast  longitudinally,  and  with  the  aid  of  an 
iron  plate,  placed  over  a  charcoal  fire,  proceeded 
to  make  a  spatchcock,  or  as  it  is  more  popularly 
termed,  a  "  sudden  death."  After  this  we  can 
hardly  expect  the  pleasure  of  your  company  at 
dinner  to-day.  But  never  mind  !  you  will  soon 
get  over  the  feeling  nolens,  if  not  volens.  Why, 
how  many  Scinde  "  Nabobs  "  have  not  eaten  three 
hundred  and  sixty-five  lean  chickens  in  one  year  '{ 


"We  will  not  be  in  any  hurry  to  go  to  bed. 
In  these  latitudes,  man  lives  only  between  the 
hours  of  seven  p.m.  and  midnight.  The  breeze  gives 
strength  to  smoke  and  converse  ;  our  languid  minds 
almost  feel  disposed  to  admire  the  beauty  of  the 
moonlit  sea,  the  serenity  of  the  air,  and  the  varying 


10  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

tints  of  the  misty  coast.  Our  lateen  sail  is  doing 
its  duty  right  well,  as  the  splashing  of  the  water 
and  the  broad  stripe  of  phosphoric  light  eddying 
around  and  behind  the  rudder,  prove.  At  this 
rate  we  shall  make  Goa  in  three  days,  if  kindly 
fate  only  spare  us  the  mortification  of  the  morning 
calms  which  infest  these  regions.  And  we  being 
"  old  hands "  promise  to  keep  a  sharp  look  out 
upon  the  sable  commander  of  the  "  Durrya  Prashad" 
the  "  Joy  of  the  Ocean,"  as  his  sweetheart  of  a 
pattimar  is  called.  Something  of  the  kind  will 
be  necessary  to  prevent  his  creeping  along  the 
shore  for  fear  of  squalls,  or  pulling  down  the  sail 
to  ensure  an  unbroken  night's  rest,  or  slackening 
speed  so  as  not  to  get  the  voyage  over  too  soon. 
As  he  is  a  Hindoo  we  will  place  him  under  the 
surveillance  of  that  grim  looking  bushy-bearded 
Moslem,  who  spends  half  his  days  in  praying  for 
the  extermination  of  the  infidel,  and  never  retires 
to  rest  without  groaning  over  the  degeneracy  of 
the  times,  and  sighing  for  the  good  old  days  of 
Islam,  when  the  Faithful  had  nothing  to  do  but 
to  attack,  thrash,  rob,  and  murder,  the  Unfaithful. 

Now  the  last  hookah  has  gone  out,  and  the  most 
restless  of  our  servants  has  turned  in.  The  roof 
of  the  cabin  is  strewed  with  bodies  anything  but 


THE   VOYAGE.  11 

fragrant,  indeed,  we  cannot  help  pitying  the  melan- 
choly fate  of  poor  Morpheus,  who  is  traditionally 
supposed  to  encircle  such  sleepers  with  his  soft 
arms.  Could  you  believe  it  possible  that  through 
such  a  night  as  this  they  choose  to  sleep  under 
those  wadded  cotton  coverlets,  and  dread  not  in- 
stantaneous asphixiation  "?  The  only  waker  is  that 
grisly  old  fellow  with  the  long  white  mustachios 
flourishing  over  his  copper  coloured  mouth  like 
cotton  in  the  jaws  of  a  Moslem  body.  And  even 
he  nods  as  he  sits  perched  at  the  helm  with  his 
half-closed  eyes  mechanically  directed  towards  the 
binnacle,  and  its  satire  upon  the  mariner's  compass, 
which  has  not  shifted  one  degree  these  last  two 
years.  However  there  is  little  to  fear  here.  The 
fellow  knows  every  inch  of  shore,  and  can  tell 
you  to  a  foot  what  depth  of  water  there  is  beneath 
us.  So  as  this  atmosphere  of  drowsiness  begins 
to  be  infectious,  we  might  as  well  retire  below. 
Not  into  the  cabin,  if  you  please.  The  last  trip 
the  Durrya  Prashad  made  was,  we  understand,  for 
the  purpose  of  conveying  cotton  to  the  Presidency. 
You  may  imagine  the  extent  of  dark  population 
left  to  colonise  her  every  corner.  We  are  to  sleep 
under  the  penthouse,  as  well  as  we  may ;  our 
servants,   you   observe,   have   spread    the   mats    of 


12  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

rushes — one  of  the  much  vaunted  luxuries  of  the 
East — upon  our  humble  couches,  justly  anticipating 
that  we  shall  have  a  fair  specimen  of  the  night 
tropical.  Before  you  "  tumble  in "  pray  recollect 
to  see  that  the  jars  of  cold  water  have  been  placed 
within  reach,  for  we  are  certain  to  awake  as  soon 
after  our  first  sleep  as  possible,  sufiering  from  the 
torments  of  Tantalus.  And  we  should  advise  you 
to  restore  the  socks  you  have  just  removed,  that 
is  to  say,  if  you  wish  the  mosquitos  to  leave  you 
the  use  of  your  feet  to-morrow. 

"  Good  night !  " 

The  wish  is  certainly  a  benevolent  one,  but  it 
sounds  queer  as  a  long  grace  emphatically  prefixed 
to  a  "  spread  "  of  cold  mutton  or  tough  beefsteak, 
for  which  nothing  under  a  special  miracle  could 
possibly  make  one  "truly  thankful."  However, 
good  night ! 

From  Bombay  southwards  as  far  as  Goa,  the 
coast,*  viewed  from  the  sea,  merits  little  admira- 

*  Note  for  readers  geographically  disposed. 

This  region,  the  Ariake  of  the  Greeks,  Kemkem  of  the 
Arabs,  Kukan  of  the  Hindoos,  Concan  of  the  present  pos- 
sessors, and,  as  Vincent  says,  "  the  pirate  coast  of  all,"  is  well 
adapted  for  its  ancient  occupation  by  a  multitude  of  small 
ports,  uninterrupted  view  along  the  coast,  high  ground  favour- 


.      THE  VOYAGE.  18 

tion.  It  is  an  unbroken  succession -of  gentle  rises 
and  slopes,  and  cannot  evade  the  charge  of  dulness 
and  uniformity.  Every  now  and  then  some  fort 
or  rock  juts  out  into  the  water  breaking  the  line, 
but  the  distance  we  stand  out  from  land  prevents 
our   distinguishing    the    features   of    its    different 

able  to  distant  vision,  and  the  alternate  land  and  sea  breezes 
that  oblige  vessels  to  hug  the  shore.  Moreover,  the  ports, 
besides  being  shallow,  are  defended  against  large  ships  by  bars ; 
a  defect  from  which  even  Goa  is  not  exempt,  although  Taver- 
nier  calls  it  "  one  of  the  finest  harbours  in  the  world,  rivalling 
those  of  Toulon  and  Constantinople."  The  pirates  were  pro- 
tected by  the  strength  of  the  inland  country,  and,  like  the 
Greeks,  had  only  to  lie  secure  in  port  until  they  discovered 
their  prey.  During  the  Monsoon  they  cultivated  the  ground, 
or  lived  peaceably  at  home :  when  the  fine  weather  set  in, 
they  launched  their  boats,  and  set  out  in  quest  of  adventure. 
Pliny  notices  the  depredations  they  committed  on  the  Roman 
East  India  trade,  and  our  early  travellers  are  full  of  horrible 
tales  about  them. 

It  is  curious  to  observe  that  the  whole  line  of  coast  between 
the  mouth  of  the  Euphrates  and  Cape  Comorin,  has  been  in- 
famous for  the  piratical  propensities  of  the  many  and  various 
tribes  that  inhabit  it.  The  Persian  Gulf  still  requires  the 
presence  of  our  armed  cruisers ;  the  ancient  annals  of  Scinde 
enlarge  upon  its  celebrity  for  robbery ;  the  Coolies  of  Kutch 
and  Guzerat  were  known  as  pirates  from  Marco  Polo's  time 
till  A.  D.  1800;  the  Angria  territory  was  a  nest  of  thieves 
till  we  destroyed  their  fleet ;  and  Tavernier  testifies  that  the 
natives  of  Malabar  were  not  inferior  in  enterprise  to  their 
northern  brethren. 


14  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

"  lions,"  such  as  Severndroog  "  the  Golden  Fortress," 
Rutnageree  "the  Hill  of  Jewels,"  and  the  Burnt 
Islands,*  or  Vingorla  Rocks.  The  voyage,  therefore, 
will  be  an  uninteresting  one — though  at  this  season 
of  the  year,  early  spring,  it  will  not  be  tedious. 

The  ancient  Hindoos  have  a  curious  tradition 
concerning  the  formation  and  population  of  this 
coast.  They  believe  that  Parasu  Rama,  one  of 
their  demigods,  after  filling  the  earth  with  the  blood 
of  the  offending  Kshatriya,  or  regal  and  military 
caste,  wished  to  perform  an  expiatory  sacrifice. 
As,  however,  no  Brahmin  would  attend,  his  demi- 
godship  found  himself  in  rather  an  awkward  pre- 
dicament. At  length,  when  sitting  on  the  mountains 
of  Concan  {i.e.  the  Sayhadree  Range,  or  Western 
Ghauts),  he  espied  on  the  shore  below,  the  putrefied 
corpses  of  fourteen  Mlenchhas  (any  people  not 
Hindoos),   which  had   floated  there   borne  by  the 

*  They  lie  in  lat.  15"  52' 30",  about  thirty-five  miles  from 
Goa,  and  seven  off  the  shore,  from  w^hich  they  are  separated 
by  a  deep  channel.  The  group  consists  of  more  than  twenty 
small  rocks,  amongst  which  are  six  or  seven  about  as  large  as 
the  Sirens  Isles  in  the  Gulf  of  Salerno.  The  Greeks  called 
them  iTfcrEKpEityai,  which  Mr.  Hamilton  understands  to  signify 
"  black  rabbits ;"  and  Vincent  supposes  them  to  have  been 
so  termed,  because  in  form  they  may  be  fancied  to  resemble 
those  animals  crouching. 


THE   VOYAGE.  15 

tides  from  distant  lands  to  the  westward.  Pama 
restored  them  to  life,  taught  them  religious  know- 
ledge, and,  after  converting  them  into  Brahmins, 
performed  his  sacrifice.  He  afterwards,  by  means 
of  his  fiery  darts,  compelled  Samudra,  the  Indian 
Neptune,  to  retire  several  miles  from  the  foot  of 
the  Ghauts,  and  allotted  to  his  proteges  the  strip 
of  land  thus  recovered  from  the  sea.  From  these 
fourteen  men  sprang  the  Kukanastha,  or  Concanese 
tribe  of  Maharattas,  and  the  pious  Hindoo  still 
discovers  in  their  lineaments,  traces  of  a  corpse- 
like expression  of  countenance  inherited  from  their 
forefathers. 


We  remarked  that  it  was  a  glad  moment  when 
we  entered  the  pattimar.  We  will  also  observe 
that  it  was  another  when  our  sable  Portuguese 
"butler,"  as  he  terms  himself,  ecstasied  by  his 
propinquity  to  home — sweet  home,  and  forgetting 
respect  and  self-possession  in  an  elaii  of  patriotism, 
abruptly  directed  our  vision  towards  the  white- 
washed farol,  or  lighthouse,  which  marks  the  north 
side  of  the  entrance  to  the  Goa  creek.  And  now, 
as  we  glide  rapidly  in,  we  will  take  a  short  military 
coup  d^ceil  at  the  outward  defences  of  the  once 
celebrated  Portuguese  capital. 


16      GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  hill,  or  steep,  upon  which  the  farol  stands, 
is  crowned  with  batteries,  called  the  Castello  de 
Agoada,  as  ships  touch  there  to  water.  There  are 
other  works,  d  fleur  cVeau,  all  round  the  point. 
These  defences,  however,  are  built  of  stone,  without 
any  embankments  of  earth,  and  suggest  uncomfort- 
able ideas  of  splinters.  In  fact,  a  few  gun-boats 
would  drive  any  number  of  men  out  of  them  in 
half  an  hour.  The  entrance  of  the  creek  is  at 
least  two  miles  broad,  and  the  southern  prong,  the 
"  Cabo  de  Convento,"  is  occupied,  as  its  name  shows, 
by  a  monastery  instead  of  a  fort.  Moreover,  none 
but  a  native  general  would  ever  think  of  thrusting 
an  invading  force  through  the  jaws  of  the  bay, 
when  it  might  land  with  perfect  safety  and  con- 
venience to  itself  a  few  miles  to  the  north  or  south. 


"  What  are  we  pulling  up  for  1 " 

The  Tindal  informs  us  that  we  may  expect  a 
visit  from  the  "  Portingal  Captain,"  who  commands 
the  Castello,  for  the  purpose  of  ascertaining  our 
rank,  our  wealth,  and  our  object  in  visiting  Goa. 
He  warns  us  to  conceal  our  sketch-book,  and  not 
to  write  too  much  ;  otherwise,  that  our  ardour 
for  science  may  lead  us  into  trouble.     But,  mind, 


THE   VOYAGE."  17 

we  langh  him  to  scorn ;  natives  must  have 
something  mysterious  to  suspect,  or  expect,  or 
affect. 

But  here  comes  the  officer,  after  keeping  us  wait- 
ing a  good  hour.  He  is  a  rhubarb-coloured  man, 
dressed  in  the  shabby  remains  of  a  flashy  uniform  ; 
his  square  inch  of  blackish  brown  mustachio,  and 
expression  of  countenance,  produce  an  appearance 
which  we  should  pronounce  decidedly  valiant,  did  we 
not  know  that  valour  here  seldom  extends  below  or 
beyond  the  countenance.  How  respectfully  our  but- 
ler bows  to  him,  and  with  what  fellow-feeling  the 
same  valuable  domestic  grasps  the  hand  of  that 
orderly  in  shell  jacket,  but  not  in  pantaloons,  who 
composes  the  guard  of  his  superior  officer  !  Be- 
hold !  he  has  a  bundle  of  cigarettos,  made  of  the 
blackest  tobacco,  rolled  up  in  bits  of  plantain  leaf; 
and  he  carries  his  "  weeds "  in  a  very  primitive 
cigar-case,  namely,  the  pouch  formed  by  the  junction 
of  his  huge  flap  of  an  ear,  with  the  flat  and  stubby 
poll  behind  it.  As  the  favourite  narcotic  goes  round, 
no  Portuguese  refuses  it.  The  Hindoos  shake  their 
heads  politely  and  decliningly,  the  Moslems  grimly 
and  with  a  suspicion  of  a  curse. 

But  we  must  summon  our  domestic  to  mediate 
between  us   and  our  visitor,  who  speaks    nothing 


18  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

but  most  Maharatta-like  Portuguese  and  Portuguese- 
like ]\Ialiaratta. 

We  begin  by  ofiPering  him  a  glass  of  wine,  and 
he   inquires   of    Salvador,    our   acting  interpreter, 
— "  Why  1 "     Being  assured  that  such  is  the  prac- 
tice among  the  barbarous  Anglo-Indians,  he  accepts 
it  with  a  helpless  look,  and  never  attempts  to  con- 
ceal the  contortions  of  countenance  produced  by 
the  operation  of  a  glass  of  Parsee  sherry,  fiery  as 
their  own  divinity,  upon  a   palate  accustomed  to 
tree-toddy  and  thin  red  wine.     However,  he  appears 
perfectly  satisfied  with   the   inspection,   and   after 
volunteering  an  introductory  epistle  to    one   loao 
Thomas — i.e.  John  Thomas,  a  cicerone  of  Goanese 
celebrity — which  we  accept  without  the   slightest 
intention   of  delivering,  he  kindly   gives  us    per- 
mission to  proceed,  shakes  our  hand  with  a  cold 
and   clammy  palm,    which  feels  uncommonly  like 
a  snake,  and  with  many  polite  bows  to  our  ser- 
vants,   disappears   over  the  side,   followed  by  his 
suite.       Whilst  the    anchor  is   being    re-weighed, 
before  we  forget  the  appearance  of  the  pair,    we 
will   commit  them  to  the  custody  of  the  sketch- 
book. 


The  old  lateen  creeps  creaking  crankily  up  the 


THE   VOYAGE.  19 

mast  once  more,  and  the  Durrja  Prashad  recom- 
mences to  perambulate  the  waters  as  unlike  a  thing 
of  life  as  can  be  imagined.  Half  an  hour  more  will 
take  us  in.  Perched  upon  the  topmast  angle  of  our 
penthouse,  we  strain  our  eyes  in  search  of  the  tall 
buildings  and  crowded  ways  that  denote  a  capital : 
we  can  see  nought  but  a  forest  of  lanky  cocoa-nut 
trees,  whose  stems  are  apparently  growing  out  of 
a  multitude  of  small  hovels. 

Can  this  be  Goa  1 

Rendered  rabid  by  the  query  our  patriotic  domes- 
tic, sneering  as  much  as  he  safely  can,  informs  us 
that  this  is  the  village  of  Yerim,  that  St.  Agnes, 
and  proceeds  to  display  his  store  of  topographical 
lore  by  naming  or  christening  every  dirty  little 
mass  of  hut  and  white-washed  spire  that  meets 
the  eye. 

Bus,  Bus, — enough  in  the  name  of  topography  ! 
We  will  admire  the  view  to-morrow  morning  when 
our  minds  are  a  little  easier  about  John  Thomas, 
a  house,  &c. 

We  turn  the  last  corner  which  concealed  from 
view  the  town  of  Paujim,  or  as  others  call  it,  the 
city  of  New  Goa,  and  are  at  last  satisfied  that  we 
are  coming  to  something  like  a  place.  Suddenly 
the  Tindal,  and  all  his  men,  begin  to  chatter  like 


20  GOA   AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

a  wilderness  of  provoked  baboons ;  thej  are  de- 
bating as  to  what  part  of  the  narrow  creek  whicli 
runs  parallel  with  the  town  should  be  selected 
for  anchor  ground.  Not  with  an  eye  to  our 
comfort  in  landing,  observe,  but  solely  bearing 
in  mind  that  thej  are  to  take  in  cargo  to- 
morrow. 

At  length  our  apology  for  an  anchor  once  more 
slides  down  the  old  side  of  the  Durrya  Prashad, 
and  she  swings  lazily  round  with  the  ebb  tide, 
like  an  elephant  indulging  in  a  solitary  roll.  It 
is  dark,  we  can  see  nothing  but  a  broken  line  of 
dim  oil-lamps  upon  the  quay,  and  hear  nought  save 
the  unharmonious  confusion  of  native  music  with 
native  confabulation.  Besides  the  wind  that  pours 
down  the  creek  feels  damp  and  chilly,  teeming 
with  unpleasant  reminiscences  of  fever  and  ague. 
So  after  warning  our  domestics,  that  instant  dis- 
missal from  the  service  will  follow  any  attempt  to 
land  to-night,  a  necessary  precaution  if  we  wish 
to  land  to-morrow,  we  retire  to  pass  the  last  of 
three  long  nights  in  slapping  our  face  in  the  despe- 
rate hope  of  crushing  mosquitos,  dreaming  of  De 
Gama  and  Albuquerque,  starting  up  every  two  hours 
with  jaws  glowing  like  those  of  a  dark  age  dragon, 
scratching   our  legs   and   feet,   preferring  positive 


THE   VOYAGE.  21 

excoriation  to  the  exquisite  titillation  produced  by 
the  perpetual  perambulation,  and  occasional  morsica- 
tion  (with  many  other  -ations  left  to  the  reader's 
discrimination)  of  our  nocturnal  visitations,  and  in 
uttering  emphatic  ejaculations  concerning  the  man 
with  the  rhinoceros  hide  and  front  of  brass  who 
invented  and  recommended  to  his  kind  the  patti- 
mar  abomination. 


22  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  11. 


NEW   GOA. 


Early  in  the  morning,  rudely  roused  by  curiosity, 
we  went  on  deck  to  inspect  the  celebrated  view  of 
the  Rio  de  Goa. 

The  air  was  soft  and  fragrant,  at  the  same  time 
sufficiently  cool  to  be  comfortable.  A  thin  mist 
rested  upon  the  lower  grounds  and  hovered  half 
way  up  the  hills,  leaving  their  palm -clad  summits 
clear  to  catch  the  silvery  light  of  dawn.  Most  beau- 
tiful was  the  hazy  tone  of  colour  all  around  con- 
trasted with  the  painfully  vivid  tints,  and  the  sharp 
outlines  of  an  Indian  view  seen  a  few  hours  after 
sunrise.  The  uniformity  of  the  cocoa-nut  groves, 
which  at  first  glance  appeared  monotonous,  gra- 
dually became  tolerable.  We  could  now  remark 
that  they  were  full  of  human  habitations,  and  in- 
tersected by  numbers  of  diminutive  creeks.  Close 
by  lay  Panji  Panjim,  Panjem  or  K'ew  Goa,  with  its 


NEW   GOA.  23 

large  palace  and  little  houses,  still  dark  in  the 
shadow  of  the  hill  behind  it.  As  for  Goa  Yelha 
(the  Old  Goa)  we  scarcely  ventured  to  look  towards 
it,  such  were  our  recollections  of  Tavernier,  Dillon, 
and  Amine  Vanderdecken,  and  so  strong  our  con- 
viction that  a  day  at  least  must  elapse  before  we 
could  tread  its  classic  ground.  An  occasional  peep, 
however,  discovered  huge  masses  of  masonry — some 
standing  out  from  the  cloudless  sky,  others  lining 
the  edge  of  the  creek, — ruins  of  very  picturesque 
form,  and  churches  of  most  unpicturesque  hue. 


Precisely  at  six  a.m.  appeared  Mr.  John  Thomas, 
whose  aristocratic  proper  name,  by  the  by,  is  the 
Seiior  loao  Thomas  de  Sonza.  After  perpetrating 
a  variety  of  congees  in  a  style  that  admirably  com- 
bined the  Moorish  salaam  with  the  European  bow, 
he  informed  us  in  execrable  English  that  "  he  show 
de  Goa  to  de  Bombay  gentlemens."  We  rapidly 
pass  over  the  preliminary  measures  of  securing  a 
house  with  six  rooms,  kitchen,  stable  and  back  court, 
for  fourteen  shillings  per  mensem — a  low  rate  of 
rent  for  which  the  owner  was  soundly  rated  by  his 
compatriots,  who  have  resolved  that  treble  that 
sum  is  the  minimum  chargeable  to  Englishmen — 
of  landing  our  bag  and  baggage,  which  were  after- 


24  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

wards  carried  to  our  abode  by  coolies  * — the  pri- 
mitive style  of  transportation  universally  used  here, 
— and  finally  of  disembarking  our  steeds  by  means 
of  a  pigmy  crane,  the  manipulation  of  which  called 
together  a  herd  of  admiring  gazers. 

Then  the  Sefior  began  to  take  command.  He 
obligingly  allowed  us  to  breakfast,  but  insisted  upon 
our  addressing  a  note  to  the  aide-de-camp  in  wait- 
ing to  ascertain  the  proper  time  for  waiting  upon 
his  Excellency  the  Governor  of  Goa.  This  the 
Senor  warned  us  was  de  rigueur,  and  he  bade  us 
be  prepared  to  face  the  burning  sun  between 
eleven  and  twelve,  such  being  the  hour  usually 
appointed.  Then  with  our  missive  between  his 
sable  fingers  he  performed  another  ceremonious  bow 
and  departed  for  a  while. 

Just  as  the  Senor- disappeared,  and  we  were  pre- 
paring to  indulge  in  our  morning  meal  en  deshabille, 
as  best  suits  the  climate,  an  uncomely  face,  grin- 
ning prodigiously,  and  surmounted  by  a  scampish 
looking  cap,  introduced  itself  through  the  open 
window,  and  commenced  a  series  of  felicitations 
and  compliments  in  high-flown  Portuguese. 

Who  might  our  visitor  be  1  A  medical  student, 
a  poet,  or  a  thief?  Confused  in  mind,  we  could 
*  Porters  and  labourers. 


NEW   GOA.  25 

only  look  at  him  vacantly,  with  an  occasional 
involuntary  movement  of  the  head,  respondent  to 
some  gigantic  word,  as  it  gurgled  convulsively  out 
of  his  throat.  He  must  have  mistaken  the  sign  for 
one  of  invitation,  for,  at  the  close  of  his  last  com- 
pliment to  the  British  nation,  he  withdrew  his 
head  from  the  window,  and  deliberately  walked 
in  by  the  door,  with  the  usual  series  of  polite 
bows. 

Once  in  the  house,  he  seemed  determined  to 
make  himself  at  home. 

We  looked  up  from  our  breakfast  with  much 
astonishment.  Close  to  our  elbow  stood  our  new 
friend  in  the  form  of  a  tall  ugly  boy  about  seven- 
teen, habited  in  a  green  cloth  surtout,  with  plaited 
plaid  unmentionables,  broad-toed  boots,  and  a  pecu- 
liar appearance  about  the  wrists,  and  intervals 
between  the  fingers,  which  made  us  shudder  at  the 
thought  of  extending  to  him  the  hand  of  fellowship. 
Rapidly  deciding  upon  a  plan  of  action,  we  assumed 
ignorance  of  the  I'mgoa  Baxa*  and  pronounced 
with  much  ceremony  in  our  vernacular, 

"  Whom  have  I  the  honour  to  address  V 

Horror  of  horrors !  Our  visitor  broke  out  in 
disjointed  English,  informed  us  that  his  name  was 

*  The  Portuguese  tongue. 

C 


26  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  Seiior  Gaetano  de  Gama,  son  of  the  collector  of 
Ribandar,  and  a  lineal  descendant  from  the  Gran 
Capitao  ;  that  he  had  naturally  a  great  admiration 
for  the  British,  together  with  much  compassion  for 
friendless  strangers  ;  and  finally,  that  he  might  be 
of  the  utmost  use  to  us  during  our  stay  at  Goa. 
Thereupon  he  sat  down,  and  proceeded  to  make 
himself  comfortable.  He  pulled  a  cigar  out  of  our 
box,  called  for  a  glass  of  water,  but  preferred 
sherry,  ate  at  least  a  dozen  plantains,  and  washed 
down  the  sherry  with  a  coifee-cup  full  of  milk. 
We  began  to  be  amused. 

"  Have  you  breakfasted  1 " 

Yes,  he  had.  At  Goa  they  generally  do  so  be- 
times. However,  for  the  sake  of  companionship 
he  would  lay  down  his  cigar  and  join  us.  He  was 
certainly  a  good  trencher-companion,  that  young 
gentleman.  Witness  his  prowess  upon  a  plate  of 
fish,  a  dish  of  curry,  a  curd  cheese,  a  water  melon, 
and  half-a-dozen  cups  of  cafe  au  lait.  Then  after 
settling  the  heterogeneous  mass  with  a  glass  of  our 
anisette,  he  re-applied  himself  to  his  cheroot. 

We  were  in  hopes  that  he  had  fallen  into  a  state 
of  torpor.  By  no  means !  The  activity  of  his 
mind  soon  mastered  the  inertness  of  the  flesh. 
Before  the  first  few  pus's  had  disappeared  in  the 


NEW   GOA.  27 

thin  air,  our  friend  arose,  distinctly  for  the  purpose 
of  surveying  the  room.  He  walked  slowly  and 
calmly  around  it,  varying  that  recreation  by  occa- 
sionally looking  into  our  bed,  inspecting  a  box  or 
two,  opening  our  books,  addressing  a  few  chance 
words  to  us,  generally  in  the  style  interrogative, 
trying  on  our  hat  before  the  looking-glass,  defiling 
our  brushes  and  combs  with  his  limp  locks,  redolent 
of  rancid  cocoa-nut  oil,  and  glancing  with  fearful 
meaning  at  our  tooth-brushes. 

Our  amusement  now  began  to  assume  the  form  of 
indignation.  Would  it  be  better  to  disappear  into 
an  inner  room,  send  for  Salvador  to  show  our  hete 
noire  the  door,  or  lead  him  out  by  the  ear  1  Whilst 
still  deliberating,  we  observed  with  pleasure  the 
tawny  face  of  John  Thomas. 

The  Senor  loao  Thomas  de  Sonza  no  sooner 
caught  sight  of  the  Senor  Gaetano  de  Gama  than 
his  countenance  donned  an  expression  of  high  indig- 
nation, dashed  with  profound  contempt ;  and  the 
latter  Senor  almost  simultaneously  betrayed  out- 
ward and  visible  signs  of  disappointment  and  con- 
siderable confusion.  The  ridiculous  scene  ended 
with  the  disappearance  of  the  unsuccessful  aspirant 
to  ciceronic  honours,  a  homily  from  John  Thomas 
upon  the  danger  of  having  anything  to   do   with 

c  2 


28      GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

such  rabble,  and  an  injunction  to  Salvador  never 
to  admit  the  collector's  son  again. 

"  His  Excellency  the  Governor  General  of  all  the 
Indies  cannot  have  the  exalted  honour  of  receiving 
your  Excellency  this  morning,  on  account  of  the 
sudden  illness  of  Her  Excellency  the  Lady  of  the 
Governor  General  of  all  the  Indies  ;  but  the  Gover- 
nor General  of  all  the  Indies  will  be  proud  to 
receive  your  Excellency  to-morrow — if  Heaven  be 
pleased ! "  said  John  Thomas,  tempering  dignity 
with  piety. 

Thank  Goodness  for  the  reprieve  ! 

"  So,  if  the  measure  be  honoured  with  your 
Excellency's  approval,  we  will  now  embark  in  a 
covered  canoe,  and  your  servant  will  have  the 
felicity  of  pointing  out  from  the  sea  the  remarkable 
sites  and  buildings  of  New  Goa  ;  after  which,  a 
walk  through  our  celebrated  city  will  introduce 
your  Excellency  to  the  exteriors  and  interiors  of  its 
majestic  edifices,  its  churches,  its  theatre,  its  hos- 
pital, its  library,  and  its  barracks." 

Very  well ! 

A  few  minutes'  rowing  sufficed  to  bring  our 
canoe  to  the  centre  of  the  creek,  along  side  and  in 
full  view  of  the  town.  Around  us  lay  the  shipping, 
consisting  of  two  or  three  vessels  from  Portugal  and 


NEW  GOA.  29 

China,  some  score  of  native  craft,  such  as  pattiraars, 
cottias,  canoes,  and  bunclerboats,  with  one  sloop  of 
war,  composing  the  Goanese  navj. 


Panjim  is  situated  upon  a  narrow  ledge,  between 
a  hill  to  the  south,  and,  on  the  north,  the  Rio  de 
Goa,  or  arm  of  the  sea,  which  stretches  several 
miles  from  west  to  east.  A  quay  of  hewn  stone, 
well  built,  but  rather  too  narrow  for  ornament  or 
use,  lines  the  south  bank  of  the  stream,  if  we  may 
so  call  it,  which  hereabouts  is  a  little  more  than  a 
quarter  of  a  mile  in  breadth.  The  appearance  of 
the  town  is  strange  to  the  Indian  tourist.  There 
are  many  respectable-looking  houses,  usually  one 
story  high,  solidly  constructed  of  stone  and  mortar, 
with  roofs  of  red  tile,  and  surrounded  by  large 
court-yards  overgrown  with  cocoa-nut  trees.  Bun- 
galows are  at  a  discount ;  only  the  habitations  of 
the  poor  consist  solely  of  a  ground  floor.  In  general 
the  walls  are  whitewashed, — an  operation  performed 
regularly  once  a  year,  after  the  Monsoon  rains ;  and 
the  result  is  a  most  offensive  glare.  Upon  the 
eminence  behind  the  town  is  a  small  telegraph,  and 
half-way  down  the  hill,  the  Igreja  (church)  de  Con- 
ceicao,  a  plain  and  ill-built  pile,  as  usual,  beauti- 
fully situated.     The  edifices  along  the  creek  which 


30  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

catch  the  eye,  are  the  Palacio,  where  the  Governor 
resides,  the  Archbishop's  Palace,  the  Contadorin  or 
Accomptant's  Office,  and  the  Alfandega  or  Custom 
House.  All  of  them  are  more  remarkable  for  vast- 
ness  than  neatness  of  design. 

"  We  will  now  row  down  the  creek,  and  see  the 
Aldeas  or  villages  of  St.  Agnes  and  Verim,"  quoth 
our  guide,  pointing  towards  a  scattered  line  of 
churches,  villas,  and  cottages,  half  concealed  from 
view  by  the  towering  trees,  or  thrown  forward  in 
clear  relief  by  the  green  background. 

To  hear  was  to  obey  :  though  we  anticipated 
little  novelty.  On  landing  we  were  surprised  to 
find  the  shore  so  thickly  inhabited.  Handsome 
residences,  orientally  speaking,  appeared  here  and 
there  ;  a  perfect  network  of  footpaths  ramified  over 
the  hills;  in  a  word,  every  yard  of  ground  bore 
traces  of  life  and  activity.  I*(ot  that  there  was 
much  to  be  seen  at  St.  Agnes,  with  its  huge, 
rambling  old  pile,  formerly  the  archiepiscopal 
palace,  or  at  Yerim,  a  large  village  full  of  Hindoos, 
who  retreat  there  to  avoid  the  places  selected 
for  residence  by  the  retired  officers,  employes  of 
government,  students,  and  Christian  landed  pro- 
prietors. 

"  And  now  for  a  trip  to  the  eastward  ! " 


NEW   GOA.  31 

"  What !  "  we  exclaimed,  "  is  n't  the  lionizing  to 
stop  here  1 " 

"  By  no  means,"  replied  John  Thomas,  solemnly  ; 
"  all  English  gentlemen  visit  Ribandar,  Britona,  and 
the  Seminary  of  Chorao/' 

Ribandar  is  about  two  miles  to  the  east  of 
Panjim,  and  is  connected  with  it  by  a  long  stone 
bridge,  built  by  the  viceroy  Miguel  de  Noronha. 
It  seems  to  be  thriving  upon  the  ruins  of  its  neigh- 
bour, San  Pedro  or  Panelly,  an  old  village,  laid 
waste  by  the  devastator  of  Yelha  Goa — intermittent 
fever.  From  some  distance  we  saw  the  noble  palace, 
anciently  inhabited  by  the  archbishops,  and  the 
seat  of  the  viceroys  and  governors,  called  the  Casa 
de  Polvora,  from  a  neighbouring  manufactory  of 
gunpowder.  Here,  however,  we  became  restive,  and 
no  persuasion  could  induce  us  to  walk  a  mile  in 
order  to  inspect  the  bare  walls. 

Being  somewhat  in  dread  of  Britona,  which 
appeared  to  be  a  second  edition  of  St.  Agnes  and 
Verim,  we  compounded  with  John  Thomas,  and 
secured  an  exemption  by  consenting  to  visit  and 
inspect  the  Seminary. 

Chorao  was  formerly  the  noviciate  place  of  the 
Jesuits.'"     It  is  an  island  opposite  Ribandar,  small 

*  Their  other  great  clerical  establishment  being  the  Seminary 


32  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

and  thinly  populated,  the  climate  being  confessedly 
most  unwholesome.  AYe  were  informed  that  the 
director  was  sick  and  the  rector  suffering  from 
fever.  The  pallid  complexion  of  the  resident  pupils 
told  a  sad  tale  of  malaria. 

The  building  is  an  immense  mass  of  chapels, 
cloisters,  and  apartments  for  the  professors  and 
students.  There  is  little  of  the  remarkable  in  it. 
The  walls  are  ornamented  with  abominable  fres- 
coes and  a  few  prints,  illustrating  the  campaigns 
of  iS^apoleon  and  Louis  Quatorze.  The  crucifixes 
appear  almost  shocking.  They  are,  generally  speak- 
ing, wooden  figures  as  large  as  life,  painted  with 
most  livid  and  unnatural  complexions,  streaked 
with  indigo-coloured  veins,  and  striped  with  streams 
of  blood.  j\Iore  offensive  still  are  the  representa- 
tions of  the  Almighty,  so  common  in  Roman 
Catholic  countries. 

In  the  sacristy,  we  were  shown  some  tolerable 
heads  of  apostles  and  saints.  They  were  not  ex- 
actly original  Raphaels  and  Guidos,  as  our  black 
friends  declared,  but  still  it  was  a  pleasure  to  see 

at  Rachol,  a  town  which,  when  the  Portuguese  first  came 
to  India,  was  the  capital  of  the  province  of  Salsette.  In 
Tavernier's  time  the  Jesuits  had  no  less  than  five  religious 
houses  at  Goa^ 


i 


NEW  GOA.  33 

good  copies  of  excellent  exemplars  iu  India,  the 
land  of  coloured  prints  and  lithographs  of  Cerito 
and  Taglioni. 

Ah  !  now  we  have  finished  our  peregrinations. 

"  Yes,"  responded  John  Thomas  ;  "  jour  Excel- 
lency has  now  only  to  walk  about  and  inspect  the 
town  of  Panjira." 

Accordingly  we  landed  and  proceeded  to  make 
our  observations  there. 

That  Panjim  is  a  Christian  town  appears  in- 
stantly from  the  multitude  and  variety  of  the  filthy 
feeding  hogs,  that  infest  the  streets.  The  pig  here 
occupies  the  social  position  that  he  does  in  Ireland, 
only  he  is  never  eaten  when  his  sucking  days  are 
past.  Panjim  loses  much  by  close  inspection.  The 
streets  are  dusty  and  dirty,  of  a  most  disagreeable 
brick  colour,  and  where  they  are  paved,  the  pave- 
ment is  old  and  bad.  The  doors  and  window-frames 
of  almost  all  the  houses  are  painted  green,  and  none 
but  the  very  richest  admit  light  through  anything 
more  civilized  than  oyster-shells.  The  balcony  is 
a  prominent  feature,  but  it  presents  none  of  the 
gay  scenes  for  which  it  is  famous  in  Italy  and  Spain. 

We  could  not  help  remarking  the  want  of  horses 
and  carriages  in  the  streets,  and  were  informed  that 
the  whole    place  did  not   contain  more  than  half 

c  5 


34  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

a  dozen  vehicles.  The  popular  conveyance  is  a 
kind  of  palanquin,  composed  of  a  light  sofa,  cur- 
tained with  green  wax  cloth,  and  strung  to  a 
bamboo  pole,  which  rests  upon  the  two  bearers' 
heads  or  shoulders.  This  is  called  a  mancheel,  and 
a  most  lugubrious-looking  thing  it  is,  forcibly  re- 
minding one  of  a  coffin  covered  with  a  green  pall. 
At  length  we  arrived  at  the  Barracks,  a  large 
building  in  the  form  of  an  irregular  square,  fronting 
the  Rio,  and  our  British  curiosity  being  roused  by 
hearing  that  the  celebrated  old  thief,  Phonde  Sa- 
wunt,*  was  living  there  under  surveillance,  we 
determined  to  visit  that  rebel  on  a  small  scale. 
His  presence  disgraces  his  fame  ;  it  is  that  of  a 
wee,  ugly,  grey,  thin,  old  and  purblind  ]\laha- 
ratta.  He  received  us,  however,  with  not  a  little 
dignity  and  independence  of  manner,  motioned  us 
to  sit  down  with  a  military  air,  and  entered  upon  a 
series  of  queries  concerning  the  Court  of  Lahore, 
at  that  time  the  only  power  on  whose  exertions  the 
agitators  of  India  could  base  any  hopes.  Around 
the  feeble,  decrepit  old  man  stood  about  a  dozen 
stalworth  sons,  with  naked  shoulders,  white  cloths 
round   their   waists   and   topknots   of  hair,   which 

*    He   raised    the    standard    of  revolt   against   the    Indian 
government  spiritedly  but  unsuccessfully. 


NEW   GOA.  35 

the  god  Shiva  himself  might  own  with  pride.  They 
have  private  apartments  in  the  barracks,  full  of 
wives  and  children,  and  consider  themselves  per- 
sonages of  no  small  importance  ;  in  which  opinion 
they  are,  we  believe,  hj  no  means  singular.  Their 
fellow-countrymen  look  upon  them  as  heroes,  and 
have  embalmed,  or  attempted  to  embalm  their 
breakjaw  names  in  immortal  song.  They  are,  in 
fact,  negro  Robin  Hoods  and  Dick  Turpins — knights 
of  the  road  and  the  waste  it  is  true,  but  not 
accounted  the  less  honourable  for  belonging  to  that 
celebrated  order  of  chivalry.  The  real  Maharatta 
is  by  nature  a  thorough-bred  plunderer,  and  well 
entitled  to  sing  the  Suliot  ditty — 

"  K\£^7-£c  TTorf  Ilapyav,  "  * 

with  the  slight  variation  of  locality  only.  Be- 
sides, strange  to  say,  amongst  Orientals,  they  have 
a  well-defined  idea  of  what  patriotism  means,  and 
can  groan  under  the  real  or  fancied  wrongs  of  the 
"stranger"  or  the  "  Sassenach's  "  dominion  as  loudly 
and  lustily  as  any  Hibernian  or  Gael  in  the  land. 

We  now  leave  Phonde  Sawunt  and  the  Barracks 
to  thread  our  way  through  a  numerous  and  dis- 
agreeable collection  of  yelping  curs  and  officious 
boatmen. 

*  "  All  thieves  at  Parga." 


36  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

"  Would  your  Excellency  prefer  to  visit  the 
hospital,  the  churches  of  St.  Sebastian  and  Con- 
ceigao,  the  jail,  the  library,  the  printing-house,  and 
the  bazaars  now  or  to-morrow  morning "?  " 

"  Neither  now  nor  ever  —  thank  you — we  are 
going  to  the  promenade." 

After  a  few  minutes'  walk  we  came  to  the  west 
end  of  Panjim,  where  lies  a  narrow  scrap  of  sea- 
beach  appropriated  to  "constitutionals."  On  our 
way  there  we  observed  that  the  Goanese,  with  pecu- 
liar good  taste,  had  erected  seats  wherever  a  pretty 
point  de  mie  would  be  likely  to  make  one  stand 
and  wish  to  sit  awhile. 

Had  w^e  expected  a  crowded  corso,  we  should 
have  been  disappointed ;  half-a-dozen  mancheels, 
two  native  officers  on  horseback,  one  carriage,  and 
about  a  dozen  promenaders,  were  moving  lazily  and 
listlessly  down  the  lugubrious-looking  strand. 

Reader,  has  it  ever  been  your  unhappy  fate  to 
be  cooped  up  in  a  wretched  place  called  Pisa  1  If 
so,  perhaps  you  recollect  a  certain  drive  to  the 
Cascine — a  long  road,  down  whose  dreary  length 
run  two  parallel  rows  of  dismal  poplars,  desolating 
to  the  eye,  like  mutes  at  a  funeral.  We  mentally 
compared  the  Cascine  drive  and  the  Panjim  corso, 
and   the   result   of  the   comparison  was,   that    we 


NEW   GO  A.  37 

wished  a  very  good  evening  to  the  Seuor,  and  went 
home. 

"Salvador,  what  is  that  terrible  noise— arc  they 
slaughtering  a  pig— or  murdering  a  boy  ?  " 

"  Nothing,"  replied  Salvador,  "  nothing  whatever 
— some  Christian  beating  his  wife." 

"  Is  that  a  common  recreation  '?  " 

"  Very." 

So  we  found  out  to  our  cost.  First  one  gentle- 
man chastised  his  spouse,  then  another,  and  then 
another.  To  judge  by  the  ear,  the  fair  ones  did 
not  receive  the  discipline  with  that  patience,  sub- 
mission, and  long-suffering  which  Eastern  dames  are 
most  apocryphally  believed  to  practise.  In  fact, 
if  the  truth  must  be  told,  a  prodigious  scuffling 
informed  us  that  the  game  was  being  played  with 
similar  good  will,  and  nearly  equal  vigour  by  both 
parties.  The  police  at  Goa  never  interfere  with 
these  little  domesticalities  ;  the  residents,  we  sup- 
pose, lose  the  habit  of  hearing  them,  but  the 
stranger  finds  them  disagreeable.  Therefore,  we 
should  strongly  advise  all  future  visitors  to  select 
some  place  of  residence  where  they  may  escape  the 
martial  sounds  that  accompany  such  tours  de  force 
when  displayed  by  the  lords  and  ladies  of  the 
creation.      On   one    occasion    we   were   obliged    to 


38  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

change  our  lodgings  for  others  less  exposed  to  the 
nuisance.  Conceive  inhabiting  a  snug  corner  of  a 
locality  devoted  to  the  conversion  of  pig  into 
pork ! 

"  Sahib,"  exclaimed  Salvador,  "  you  had  better 
go  to  bed,  or  retire  into  another  room,  for  I  see 
the  Seiior  Gaetano  coming  here  as  fast  as  his  legs 
can  carry  him." 

"  Very  well,"  we  whispered,  slipping  rapidly 
through  the  open  door,  "  tell  him  we  are  out." 
And  behind  the  wall  we  heard  the  message  duly 
delivered. 

But  the  Seilor  saw  no  reason  in  our  being  out 
why  he  should  not  make  himself  at  home.  He 
drew  two  chairs  into  the  verandah,  called  for  cigars 
and  sherry,  fanned  himself  with  his  dirty  brown 
cotton  pocket-handkerchief,  and  sat  there  patiently 
awaiting  our  return. 

We  did  not  forcibly  eject  that  Seiior.  The  fact  is, 
memory  began  to  be  busily  at  work,  and  dim  scenes 
of  past  times,  happy  days  spent  in  our  dear  old 
distant  native  land  were  floating  and  flashing  before 
our  mental  eye.      Again  we  saw  our   neat   little 

rooms  at  College,   Oxford,    our   omnipresent 

dun,  Mr.  Joye — what  a  name  for  a  tailor ! — com- 


NEW  GOA.  39 

fortably  ensconsed  in  the  best  arm-chair,  with  the 
best  of  our  regalias  in  his  mouth,  and  the  best  of 
our  Port  wine  at  his  elbow,  now  warming  his  lean 
hands  before  the  blazing  coal  fire — it  was  very  near 
Christmas — now  dreamily  gazing  at  the  ceiling,  as 
if  £  s.  d.  were  likely  to  drop  through  its  plaster. 

And  where  were  we  1 

Echo  cannot  answer,  so  we  must. 

Standing  in  the  coal-hole — an  aperture  in  the 
wall  of  our  bedchamber — whence  seated  upon  a 
mass  of  coke,  we  could  distinctly  discern  through 
the  interstices  of  the  door,  Mr.  Joye  enjoying  him- 
self as  above  described. 

Years  of  toil  and  travel  and  trouble  had  invested 
that  coal-hole  with  the  roseate  hue  which  loves  to 
linger  over  old  faces  and  old  past  times ;  so  we 
went  quietly  to  bed,  sacrificing  at  the  shrine  of 
Mnemosyne  the  sherry  and  the  cheroots  served  to 
us,  and  the  kick-out  deserved  by  the  Sefior  Gaetano 
de  Gama,  son  of  the  Collector  of  Ribandar,  and  a 
lineal  descendent  of  the  Gran  Capitao. 


40  GOA    AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  III. 


OLD    GOA    AS    IT    WAS. 


"Senor,"  said  our  cicerone,  entering  unan- 
nounced, at  about  ten  a.  m.,  "  it  is  time  for  your 
Excellency  to  prepare  for  an  interview  with  bis 
Excellency  the  Governor- General  of  all  the  Indies ; 
and  if  it  meet  with  your  approbation,  we  can  see 
the  library,  and  the  celebrated  statue  of  Alfonso  de 
Albuquerque  on  our  way  to  the  palacio." 

The  horses  were  soon  saddled,  and  the  Sefior  was 
with  some  difficulty  persuaded  to  mount.  En  route 
his  appearance  afforded  no  small  amusement  to  his 
fellow  townsmen,  who  grinned  from  ear  to  ear  see- 
ing him  clinging  to  the  saddle,  and  holding  on  by 
the  bridle,  with  his  back  hunched,  and  his  shoulders 
towering  above  his  ears  like  those  of  an  excited  cat. 
The  little  Maharatta   "  man-eater  "  *   was   dancing 

*  The  name  given  to   that  breed  of  ponies  on  account  of 
their  extraordinary  viciousness. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  41 

with  disgust  at  this  peculiar  style  of  equitation,  and 
the  vivacity  of  his  movements  so  terrified  the  Seuor, 
that,  to  our  extreme  regret,  he  chose  the  first 
moment  to  dismount  under  pretext  of  introducing 
us  to  Albuquerque. 

The  statue  of  that  hero  stands  under  a  white- 
washed dome,  in  a  small  square  opposite  the  east 
front  of  the  Barracks.  It  is  now  wrapped  up  in 
matting,  having  lately  received  such  injuries  that  it 
was  deemed  advisable  to  send  to  Portugal  for  a  new 
nose  and  other  requisites. 

The  library  disappointed  us.  We  had  heard 
that  it  contained  many  volumes  collected  from 
the  difiierent  religious  houses  by  order  of  the  go- 
vernment, and  thus  saved  from  mildew  and  the 
white  ants.  Of  course,  we  expected  a  variety  of 
MSS.  and  publications  upon  the  subject  of  Orien- 
tal languages  and  history,  as  connected  with  the 
Portuguese  settlements.  The  catalogue,  however, 
soon  informed  us  that  it  was  a  mere  ecclesiastical 
library,  dotted  here  and  there  with  the  common 
classical  authors ;  a  few  old  books  of  travels  ;  some 
volumes  of  history,  and  a  number  of  musty  dis- 
quisitions on  ethics,  politics,  and  metaphysics.  We 
could  find  only  three  Oriental  works — a  Syriac 
book  printed  at  Oxford,  a   manuscript  Dictionary, 


42  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

and  a  Grammar  of  the  Concanee  dialect  of  Maha- 
ratta. 

Arrived  at  the  palace,  we  sent  in  our  card, 
and  were  desired  to  walk  up.  We  were  politely 
received  by  an  aide-de-camp,  who,  after  ascertaining 
that  we  could  speak  a  few  words  of  Portuguese, 
left  the  room  to  inform  the  Governor  of  that  pro- 
digious fact,  which,  doubtless,  procured  us  the 
honour  of  an  interview  with  that  exalted  personage. 
It  did  not  last  long  enough  to  be  tedious,  still 
we  were  not  sorry  when  his  Excellency  retired 
with  the  excuse  of  public  business,  and  directed 
the  aide-de-camp  to  show  us  about  the  building. 
There  was  not  much  to  be  seen  in  it,  except  a 
tolerably  extensive  library,  a  private  chapel,  and 
a  suite  of  lofty  and  spacious  saloons,  with  enor- 
mous windows,  and  without  furniture  ;  containing 
the  portraits  of  all  the  Governors  and  Viceroys 
of  Portuguese  India.  The  collection  is,  or  rather 
has  been,  a  valuable  one  ;  unfortunately  some  Goth, 
by  the  order  of  some  worse  than  Goth,  has  renewed 
and  revived  many  of  the  best  and  oldest  pictures, 
till  they  have  assumed  a  most  ludricrous  appear- 
ance. The  handsome  and  chivalrous-looking  knights 
have  been  taught  to  resemble  the  Saracen's  Head, 
the  Marquis  of  Granby,  and  other  sign-post  cele- 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  43 

brities  in  England.  An  artist  is,  however,  it  is 
said,  coming  from  Portugal,  and  much  scraping  and 
varnishing  may  do  something  for  the  De  Gamas 
and  de  Castros  at  present  so  miserably  disfigured. 


And  now,  thank  Goodness,  all  our  troubles  are 
over.  We  can  start  as  soon  as  we  like  for  the 
"  ruin  and  the  waste,"  merely  delaying  to  secure 
a  covered  boat,  victual  it  for  a  few  days,  and 
lay  in  a  store  of  jars  of  fresh  water — a  necessary 
precaution  against  ague  and  malaria.  Salvador  is 
to  accompany  us,  and  John  Thomas  has  volunteered 
to  procure  us  a  comfortable  lodging  in  the  Aljube, 
or  ecclesiastical  prison. 

A  couple  of  hours'  steady  rowing  will  land  us 
at  old  Goa.  As  there  is  nothing  to  be  said  about 
the  banks  which  are  lined  with  the  eternal  suc- 
cession of  villages,  palaces,  villas,  houses,  cot- 
tages, gardens,  and  cocoa-nut  trees ;  instead  of  lin- 
gering upon  the  uninteresting  details,  we  will  pass 
the  time  in  drawing  out  a  short  historical  sketch 
of  the  hapless  city's  fortunes. 

It  is  not,  we  believe,  generally  known  that  there 
are  two  old  Goas.  Ancient  old  Goa  stood  on  the 
south  coast  of  the  island,  about  two  miles  from 
its   more    modern    namesake.      Ferishteh,  and  the 


44  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

other  JMoslem  annalists  of  India  allude  to  it  as  a 
great  and  celebrated  seaport  in  the  olden  time. 
It  was  governed  bv  its  own  Rajah,  who  held  it  in 
fief  from  the  Princes  of  Beejanugger  and  the  Car- 
natic.  In  the  fifteenth  century  it  was  taken  by 
the  Moslem  monarchs  of  the  Bahmani  line.  Even 
before  the  arrival  of  the  Portuguese  in  India  the 
inhabitants  began  to  desert  their  old  seaport  and 
migrate  to  the  second  Goa.  Of  the  ancient  Hindoo 
town  no  traces  now  remain,  except  some  wretched 
hovels  clustering  round  a  parish  church.  Desola- 
tion and  oblivion  seem  to  have  claimed  all  but 
the  name  of  the  place,  and  none  but  the  readers 
of  musty  annals  and  worm-eaten  histories  are  aware 
that  such  a  city  ever  existed. 

The  modern  old  Goa  was  built  about  nineteen 
years  before  the  arrival  of  Vasco  de  Gama  at 
Calicut,  an  event  fixed  by  the  historian,  Faria,  on 
20th  of  May,  1498.  It  was  taken  from  the  Moors 
or  Moslems  by  Albuquerque,  about  thirty  years 
after  its  foundation — a  length  of  time  amply  suflS- 
cient  to  make  it  a  place  of  importance,  considering 
the  mushroom-like  rapidity  with  which  empires  and 
their  capitals  shoot  up  in  the  East.  Governed  by 
a  succession  of  viceroys,  many  of  them  the  bravest 
and  wisest  of  the  Portuguese  nation,  Goa  soon  rose 


OLD   GOA   AS    IT   WAS.  45 

to  a  height  of  power,  wealth,  and  magnificence 
almost  incredible.  But  the  introduction  of  the 
Jesuits,  the  Holy  Tribunal,  and  its  fatal  offspring, 
religious  persecution ;  pestilence,  and  wars  with 
European  and  native  powers,  disturbances  arising 
from  an  unsettled  home  government,  and,  above  all 
things,  the  slow  but  sure  workings  of  the  short- 
sighted policy  of  the  Portuguese  in  intermarrying 
and  identifying  themselves  with  Hindoos  of  the 
lowest  castes,  made  her  fall  as  rapid  as  her  rise 
was  sudden  and  prodigious.  In  less  than  a  century 
and  a  half  after  De  Garaa  landed  on  the  shore  of 
India,  the  splendour  of  Goa  had  departed  for  ever. 
Presently  the  climate  changed  in  that  unaccount- 
able manner  often  witnessed  in  hot  and  tropical 
countries.  Every  one  fled  from  the  deadly  fever 
that  raged  within  the  devoted  precincts,  and  the 
villages  around  began  to  tlirive  upon  the  decay  of  the 
capital.  At  last,  in  1758,  the  viceroy,  a  namesake 
of  Albuquerque,  transferred  his  habitual  residence 
to  Panjim.  Soon  afterwards  the  Jesuits  were  ex- 
pelled, and  their  magnificent  convents  and  churches 
were  left  all  but  utterly  deserted.  The  Inquisi- 
tion *    was   suppressed  when  the  Portuguese  court 

*  At  that  time,  however,  this  horrible  instrument  of  reli- 
gious tyranny  seems  to  have  lost  much  of  its  original  activity. 


46     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

was  at  Rio  Janeiro,  at  the  recommendation  of  the 
British  Government — one  of  those  good  deeds  with 
which  our  native  land  atones  for  a  multitude  of 
minor  sins. 

The  descriptions  of  Goa  in  her  palmy  days  are, 
thanks  to  the  many  travellers  that  visited  the  land, 
peculiarly  graphic  and  ample. 

First  in  the  list,  by  seniority,  stands  Lin- 
schoten,  a  native  of  Haarlem,  who  travelled  to  the 
capital  of  Portuguese  India  about  1583,  in  com- 
pany with  the  Archbishop  Fre  Vincent  de  Fon^ega. 
After  many  years  spent  in  the  East,  he  returned 
to  his  native  country,  and  published  his  travels, 
written  in  old  French.  The  book  is  replete  with 
curious  information.  Linschoten's  account  of  the 
riches  and  splendour  of  Goa  would  be  judged  ex- 
aggerated, were  they  not  testified  to  by  a  host  of 
other  travellers.  It  is  described  as  the  finest, 
largest,  and  most  magnificent  city  in  India  :  its 
villas  almost  merited  the  title  of  palaces,  and 
seemed  to  be  built  for  the  purpose  of  displaying 
the  wealth  and  magnificence  of  the  erectors.  It 
is  said  that   during  the   prosperous  times   of  the 

/When  the  dungeons  were  thrown  open  there  was  not  a  single 
prisoner  within  the  walls,  and  Mons.  de  Kleguen  asserts  that 
,no  one  then  living  remembered  having  seen  an  Auto  da  Fe. 


OLD   GOA   AS    IT   WAS.  47 

Portuguese  in  India,  you  could  not  have  seen  a 
bit  of  "  iron  in  any  merchant's  house,  but  all  gold 
and  silver."  They  coined  an  immense  quantity  of 
the  precious  metals,  and  used  to  make  pieces  of 
workmanship  in  them  for  exportation.  They  were 
a  nation  of  traders,  and  the  very  soldiers  enriched 
themselves  by  commerce.  After  nine  years'  service, 
all  those  that  came  from  Portugal  were  entitled  to 
some  command,  either  by  land  or  sea ;  they  fre- 
quently, however,  rejected  government  employ  on 
account  of  being  engaged  in  the  more  lucrative 
pursuit  of  trade.  The  viceroyalty  of  Goa  was  one 
of  the  most  splendid  appointments  in  the  world. 
There  were  five  other  governments,  namely  — 
Mozambique,  Malacca,  Ormus,  Muscat,  and  Ceylon, 
the  worst  of  which  was  worth  ten  thousand  crowns 
(about  two  thousand  pounds)  per  annum  —  an 
enormous  sum  in  those  days. 

The  celebrated  Monsieur  Tavernier,  Baron  of 
Aubonne,  visited  Goa  twice  ;  first  in  1641,  the 
second  time  seven  years  afterwards.  In  his  day 
the  city  was  declining  rapidly,*  and  even  during 

*  About  the  end  of  the  sixteenth  century  the  Dutch  sent 
ships  round  the  Cape,  and  soon  managed  to  secure  the  best 
part  of  the  Eastern  trade,  formerly  monopoHzed  by  the  Por- 
tuguese. 


48  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  short  period  that  elapsed  between  his  two 
voyages,  he  remarked  that  many  whom  he  had 
known  as  people  of  fashion,  with  above  two  thou- 
sand crowns  revenue,  were  reduced  to  visiting  him 
privately  in  the  evening,  and  begging  for  alms. 
Still,  he  observed,  "  they  abated  nothing,  for  all 
that,  of  their  inherent  pride  and  haughtiness."  He 
pays  no  compliment  to  the  Portuguese  character  : 
"  They  are  the  most  revengeful  persons,  and  the 
most  jealous  of  their  wives  in  the  world,  and  where 
the  least  suspicion  creeps  into  their  saddles,  they  rid 
themselves  of  them  either  by  poison  or  dagger." 
The  baron  had  no  cause  for  complaint  in  his  recep- 
tion at  Goa  by  the  viceroy,  Don  Philip  de  Masca- 
regnas,  who  "  made  him  very  welcome,  and  esteeming 
much  a  pistol,  curiously  inlaid,"  which  the  traveller 
presented  to  him,  sent  for  him  five  or  six  times  to 
the  Powder-house,  or  old  palace.  That  viceroy 
seems,  however,  to  have  been  a  dangerous  host. 
He  was  a  most  expert  poisoner,  and  had  used  his 
skill  most  diligently,  ridding  himself  of  many 
enemies,  when  governor  of  Ceylon.  At  Goa  he 
used  to  admit  no  one  to  his  table — even  his  own 
family  was  excluded.  He  was  the  richest  Portu- 
guese noble  that  ever  left  the  East,  especially  in 
diamonds,  of  which  he  had  a  large  parcel  containing 


OLD  GOA  AS   IT  WAS.  49 

none  but  stones  between  ten  and  forty  carats 
weight.  The  Goanese  hated  him,  hung  him  in 
effigy  before  his  departure,  and  when  he  died  on 
the  voyage,  reported  that  he  had  been  poisoned  in 
the  ship— a  judgment  from  Heaven. 

Monsieur  Tavernier  visited  the  Inquisition,  where 
he  was  received  with  sundry  "  searching  questions " 
concerning  his  faith,  the  Protestant.  During  the 
interview,  the  Inquisitor  "  told  him  that  he  was 
welcome,  calling  out  at  the  same  time,  for  some 
other  persons  to  enter.  Thereupon,  the  hangings 
being  held  up,  came  in  ten  or  twelve  persons  out 
of  a  room  hard  by."  They  were  assured  that  the 
traveller  possessed  no  prohibited  books  ;  the  pru- 
dent Tavernier  had  left  even  his  Bible  behind  him. 
The  Inquisidor  Mor  *  discoursed  with  him  for  a 
couple  of  hours,  principally  upon  the  subject  of  his 
wanderings,  and,  three  days  afterwards,  sent  him 
a  polite  invitation  to  dinner. 

But  a  well-known  practice  of  the  Holy  Tribunal 
— namely,  that  of  confiscating  the  gold,  silver,  and 
jewels  of  every  prisoner,  to  defray  the  expenses  of 
the  process — had  probably  directed  the  Inquisitor's 
attention  to  so  rich  a  traveller  as  the  baron  was. 
Tavernier  had,  after  all,  rather  a  narrow  escape  from 

*  The  Grand  Inquisitor, 

D 


50  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  Holy  Office,  in  spite  of  its  civilities.  When 
about  to  leave  Goa,  he  imprudently  requested  and 
obtained  from  the  Viceroy,  permission  to  take  with 
him  one  Mons.  de  Belloy,  a  countryman  in  distress. 
This  individual  had  deserted  from  the  Dutch  to  the 
Portuguese,  and  was  kindly  received  by  them.  At 
Macao,  however,  he  lost  his  temper  at  play,  and 
"  cursed  the  portraiture  of  some  Papistical  saint,  as 
the  cause  of  his  ill-luck."  For  this  impiety  he  was 
forthwith  sent  by  the  Provincial  Inquisitor  to  Goa, 
but  he  escaped  the  stake  by  private  interest  with 
the  Viceroy,*  and  was  punished  only  by  "  wearing 
old  clothes,  which  were  all  to  tatters  and  full  of 
vermin."  When  Taveniier  and  his  friend  set  sail, 
the  latter  "  became  very  violent,  and  swore  against 
the  Inquisition  like  a  madman."  That  such  pro- 
cedure was  a  dangerous  one  was  proved  by  Mons. 
de  Belloy's  fate.  He  was  rash  enough  to  return 
some  months  afterwards  to  Goa,  where  he  remained 
two  years  in  the  dungeons  of  the  Holy  Office,  "  from 
which  he  was  not  discharged  but  with  a  sulphured 

*  The  Holy  Office  had  power  over  all  but  the  Viceroy  and 
Archbishop,  and  they  did  not  dare  openly  to  interpose  in 
behalf  of  any  prisoner,  under  pain  of  being  reported  to  the 
Inquisitor  and  his  Council  in  Portugal,  and  being  recalled. 
Even  the  Papal  threats  were  disregarded  by  that  dread 
tribunal. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  51 

shirt,  and  a  St.  Andrew's  cross  upon  his  stomach." 
The  unfortunate  man  was  eventually  taken  prisoner 
by  the  enraged  "  Hollanders,"  put  into  a  sack,  and 
thrown  into  the  sea,  as  a  punishment  for  desertion. 

About  twenty-five  years  after  Tavernier's  depar- 
ture. Dellon,  the  French  physician,  who  made  him- 
self conspicuous  by  his  "  Relation  de  I'lnquisition 
de  Goa,"  visited  the  city.  By  his  own  account,  he 
appears  to  have  excited  the  two  passions  which 
burn  fiercest  in  the  Portuguese  bosom — jealousy 
and  bigotry.  When  at  Daman,  his  "  innocent 
visits"  to  a  lady,  who  was  loved  by  Manuel  de 
Mendonca,  the  Governor,  and  a  black  priest,  who 
was  secretary  to  the  Inquisition,  secured  for  him 
a  pair  of  powerful  enemies.  Being,  moreover,  an 
amateur  of  Scholastic  Theology,  a  willing  disputer 
with  heretics  and  schismatics,  a  student  of  the  Old 
as  well  as  the  New  Testament,  and  perhaps  a  little 
dogmatical,  as  dilettanti  divines  generally  are,  he 
presently  found  himself  hr-ouille  at  the  same  place 
with  a  Dominican  friar.  The  Frenchman  had  re- 
fused to  kiss  the  figure  of  the  Virgin,  painted  upon 
the  lids  of  the  alms  boxes  :  he  had  denied  certain 
efiects  of  the  baptism,  called  "  flaminis,"  protested 
against  the  adoration  of  images,  and  finally  capped 
the   whole   by  declaring   that   the    decrees  of  the 

T.    2 


52  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Holj  Tribunal  are  not  so  infallible  as  those  of  the 
Divine  Author  of  Christianity.  The  horror-struck 
auditor  instantly  denounced  him  with  a  variety  of 
additions  and  emendations  sufficient  to  make  his 
case  very  likely  to  conclude  with  strangling  and 
burning. 

Perceiving  a  storm  impending  over  him,  our 
physician  waited  upon  the  Commissary  of  the  In- 
quisition, if  possible  to  avert  the  now  imminent 
danger.  That  gentlemanly  old  person  seems  to  have 
received  him  with  uncommon  urbanity,  benevolently 
offered  much  good  advice,  and  lodged  him  in  jail 
with  all  possible  expedition. 

The  prison  at  Daman  is  described  as  a  most 
horrible  place  ;  hot,  damp,  fetid,  dark,  and  crowded. 
The  inmates  were  half  starved,  and  so  miserable 
that  forty  out  of  fifty  Malabar  pirates,  who  had  been 
imprisoned  there,  preferred  strangling  themselves 
with  their  turbans  to  enduring  the  tortures  of 
such  an  earthly  Hades. 

The  first  specimen  of  savoir  faire  displayed  by 
the  Doctor's  enemies  was  to  detain  him  in  the 
Daman  jail  till  the  triennial  Auto  da  Fe  at  Goa  had 
taken  place ;  thereby  causing  for  him  at  least  two 
years'  delay  and  imprisonment  in  the  capital  before 
he  could  be  brought  to  trial.     Having  succeeded  in 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  53 

this  they  sent  him  heavily  ironed  on  board  a  boat 
which  finally  deposited  him  in  the  Casa  Santa.""" 
There  he  was  taken  before  the  Mesa,  or  Board, 
stripped  of  all  his  property,  and  put  into  the  cham- 
brette  destined  for  his  reception. 

Three  weary  years  spent  in  that  dungeon  gave 
Dellon  ample  time  to  experience  and  reflect  upon 
the  consequences  of  amativeness  and  disputative- 
ness.  After  being  thrice  examined  by  the  grand 
Inquisitor,  and  persuaded  to  confess  his  sins  by 
the  false  promise  of  liberty  held  out  to  him, 
driven  to  despair  by  the  system  of  solitary  im- 
prisonment, by  the  cries  of  those  who  were  being 
tortured,  and  by  anticipations  of  the  noose  and 
the  faggot,  he  made  three  attempts  to  commit 
suicide.  During  the  early  part  of  his  convalescence 
he  was  allowed  the  luxury  of  a  negro  fellow-pri- 
soner in  his  cell;  but  when  he  had  recovered 
strength  this  indulgence  was  withdrawn.  Five  or 
six  other  examinations  rapidly  succeeded  each  other, 
and  finally,  on  the  11th  of  January,  1676,  he  was 

*  No  description  of  the  building  and  its  accommodations 
is  given.  Captain  Marryat's  graphic  account  of  it  in  the 
"  Phantom  Ship/'  must  be  fresh  in  the  memory  of  all  readers. 
The  novelist  seems  to  have  borrowed  his  account  from  the 
pages  of  Dellon. 


54  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

fortunate  enough  to  be  present  at  the  Auto  da  Fe 
in  that  garb  of  good  omen,  the  black  dress  with 
white  stripes.  The  sentence  was  confiscation  of 
goods  and  chattels,  banishment  from  India,  five 
years  of  the  galleys  in  Portugal,  and  a  long  list 
of  various  penances  to  be  performed  during  the 
journey. 

On  arriving  at  Lisbon  he  was  sent  to  the  hulks, 
but  by  the  interest  of  his  fellow-countrymen  he 
recovered  his  liberty  in  June,  1677.  About  eleven 
years  afterwards  he  published  anonymously  a  little 
volume  containing  an  account  of  his  sufiferings.  By 
so  doing  he  broke  the  oaths  of  secrecy  administered 
to  him  by  the  Holy  Tribunal,  but  probably  he  found 
it  easy  enough  to  salve  his  conscience  in  that 
matter. 

The  next  in  our  list  stands  the  good  Capt.  Hamil- 
ton, a  sturdy  old  merchant  militant,  who  infested 
the  Eastern  seas  about  the  beginning  of  the 
eighteenth  century. 

The  captain's  views  of  the  manners  and  customs 
of  the  people  are  more  interesting  than  his  descrip- 
tion of  the  city.  After  alluding  to  their  habits 
of  intoxication  he  proceeds  to  the  subject  of  reli- 
gion, and  terms  both  clergy  and  laity  "  a  pack  of 
the  most  atrocious  hypocrites  in  the  world ;"  and, 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  55 

at  the  same  time,  "  most  zealous  bigots."  There 
were  not  less  than  eighty  churches,  convents,  and 
monasteries  within  view  of  the  town,  and  these  were 
peopled  bj  "  thirty  thousand  church  vermin  who 
live  idly  and  luxuriously  on  the  labour  and  sweat 
of  the  miserable  laity."  Our  voyager  then  falls 
foul  of  the  speciosa  miracula  of  St.  Francis  de 
Xavier.  He  compares  the  holy  corpse  to  that  of 
"  new  scalded  pig,"  opines  that  it  is  a  "  pretty  piece 
of  wax-work  that  serves  to  gull  the  people,"  and 
utterly  disbelieves  that  the  amputated  right-arm, 
when  sent  to  Rome  to  stand  its  trial  for  sainthood, 
took  hold  of  the  pen,  dipped  it  in  ink  and  fairly 
wrote  "  Xavier  "  in  full  view  of  the  sacred  college. 

The  poverty  of  Goa  must  have  been  great  in 
Capt.  Hamilton's  time,  when  "  the  houses  were 
poorly  furnished  within  like  their  owners'  heads, 
and  the  tables  and  living  very  mean."  The  army 
was  so  ill-paid  and  defrauded  that  the  soldiers  were 
little  better  than  common  thieves  and  assassins. 
Trade  was  limited  to  salt  and  arrack,  distilled  from 
the  cocoa-nut.  The  downfall  of  Goa  had  been  has- 
tened by  the  loss  of  Muscat  to  the  Arabs,  a  disaster 
brought  on  by  the  Governor's  insolent  folly,'"'  by  an 

*  An  Arab  chieftain  sent  a  civil  request  to  the  governor, 
desiring  liberty  to  buy  provisions.     The  answer  was  a  bit  of 


56  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

attack  made  in  1660  upon  the  capital  by  a  Dutch 
squadron,  which,  though  it  failed  in  consequence  of 
the  strength  of  the  fortifications,  still  caused  great 
loss  and  misery  to  the  Portuguese,  and  finally  by 
the  ]\Iaharatta  war.  In  1685,  Seevagee,  the  Ro- 
bert Bruce  of  Southern  India,  got  a  footing  in  the 
island,  and  would  have  taken  the  city  had  he  not 
been — 

"  Foiled  by  a  woman's  hand  before  a  broken  wall." 

The  "  Maid  of  Goa "  was  one  Donna  JMaria,  a 
Portuguese  lady,  who  travelled  to  Goa  dressed  like 
a  man  in  search  of  a  perfidious  swain  who  had  been 
guilty  of  breach  of  promise  of  marriage.  She  found 
him  at  last  and  challenged  him  to  the  duello  with 
sword  and  pistol,  but  the  gentleman  declined  the 
invitation,  preferring  to  marry  than  to  fight  Donna 
Maria. 

A  few  years  afterwards  the  Maharatta  war  began, 
and  the  heroine  excited  by  her  country's  losses, 
and,  of  course,  directed  by  inspiration,  headed  a 
sally  against    Seevagee,  took   a   redoubt,  and    cut 

pork  wrapped  up  in  paper^  and  a  message,  that  such  was  the 
only  food  likely  to  be  furnished.  The  chieftain's  wife,  who 
was  a  Sayyideh,  a  woman  of  the  Prophet's  tribe,  and  a  lady 
of  proper  spirit,  felt  the  insult  so  keenly,  that  she  persuaded 
her  husband  and  his  tribe  to  attack  Muscat  and  massacre  all 
its  defenders.     This  event  took  place  in  1650. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   WAS.  57 

all  the  heathen  in  it  to  pieces.  The  enemy,  pro- 
bably struck  by  some  superstitious  terror,  precipi- 
tately quitted  the  island,  and  the  Donna's  noble 
exploit  was  rewarded  with  a  captain's  pay  for  life. 

We  conclude  with  the  Rev.  Mons.  Cottineau  de 
Kleguen,  a  French  missionary,  who  died  at  Madras 
in  1830.  His  "Historical  Sketch  of  Goa"  was 
published  the  year  after  his  death.  It  is  useful  as 
a  guide-book  to  the  buildings,  and  gives  much  in- 
formation about  ecclesiastical  matters.  In  other 
points  it  is  defective  in  the  extreme.  As  might  be 
expected  from  a  zealous  Romanist,  the  reverend 
gentleman  stands  up  stoutly  for  the  inquisition  in 
spite  of  his  "  entire  impartiality,"  and  displays 
much  curious  art  in  defending  the  Jesuits'  peculiar 
process  of  detaching  the  pagans  from  idol  worship, 
by  destroying  their  temples  and  pagodas. 


D    5 


58  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  IV. 


OLD    GOA   AS    IT    IS. 


The  setting  sun  was  pouring  a  torrent  of  crimson 
light  along  the  Rio  as  the  prow  of  our  canoe 
bumped  against  the  steps  of  the  wharf,  warning  us 
that  we  had  at  length  reached  our  destination. 
The  landing-place  is  a  little  beyond  the  arsenal,  and 
commands  a  full  view  of  the  cathedral  and  other 
conspicuous  objects.  The  first  glance  around  con- 
vinced us  that  we  were  about  to  visit  a  city  of  the 
dead,  and  at  once  swept  away  the  delusion  caused 
by  the  distant  view  of  white-washed  churches  and 
towers,  glittering  steeples  and  domes. 

As  such  places  should  always,  in  our  humble 
opinion,  be  visited  for  the  first  time  by  moonlight, 
we  spent  an  hour  or  two  in  ascertaining  what 
accommodations  the  Aljube,  or  ecclesiastical  prison, 
would  afford.  Dellon's  terrible  description  of  the 
place  had  prepared  us  for  "  roughing  it,"  but  we 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  59 

were  agreeably  disappointed.'"  The  whole  building, 
with  the  exception  of  a  few  upper  rooms,  had  been 
cleaned,  plastered,  and  painted,  till  it  presented  a 
most  respectable  appearance.  Salvador,  it  is  true, 
had  ventured  into  the  garrets,  and  returned  with 
his  pantaloons  swarming  with  animal  life.  This, 
however,  only  suggested  the  precaution  of  placing 
water-pots  under  the  legs  of  our  "  Waterloo,"  and 
strewing  the  floor  with  the  leaves  of  the  "sacred 
grass,"  a  vegetable  luxury  abounding  in  this  part  of 
the  world. 

When  the  moon  began  to  sail  slowly  over  the 
eastern  hills,  we  started  on  our  tour  of  inspection, 
and,  as  a  preliminary  measure,  walked  down  the 
wharf,  a  long  and  broad  road,  lined  with  double 
rows  of  trees,  and  faced  with  stone,  opposite  the 
sea.  A  more  suggestive  scene  could  not  be  con- 
ceived than  the  utter  desolation  which  lay  before 
us.  Everything  that  met  the  eye  or  ear  seemed 
teeming  with  melancholy  associations ;  the  very 
rustling  of  the  trees  and  the  murmur  of  the  waves 
sounded  like  a  dirge  for  the  departed  grandeur  of 
the  city. 

A  few  minutes'  walk  led  us   to   a   conspicuous 

*  He  calls  it  the  "  Aljouvar."  It  is  probably  a  corrupted 
Arabic  word  ^^I  Al-jabr,  "the  prison." 


GO  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

object  on  the  right  hand  side  of  the  wharf.  It  was 
a  solitary  gateway,  towering  above  the  huge  mass 
of  ruins  which  flanks  the  entrance  to  the  Strada 
Diretta.*  On  approaching  it  we  observed  the 
statue  of  Saint  Catherine,!  shrined  in  an  upper 
niche,  and  a  grotesque  figure  of  Vasco  de  Gama  in 
one  beneath.  Under  this  arch  the  newly-appointed 
viceroys  of  Goa  used  to  pass  in  triumphal  procession 
towards  the  palace. 

Beyond  the  gateway  a  level  road,  once  a  populous 
thoroughfare,  leads  to  the  Terra  di  Sabaio,  a  large 
square,  fronting  the  Se  Prima9ial  or  Cathedral  of 
Saint  Catherine,  and  flanked  by  the  Casa  Santa. 
Before  visiting  the  latter  spot  we  turned  to  the  left, 
and  ascending  a  heap  of  ruins,  looked  down  upon 
the  excavation,  which  now  marks  the  place  where 
the  Viceregal  Palace  rose.  The  building,  which  oc- 
cupied more  than  two  acres  of  ground,  has  long 
been  razed  from  the  very  foundations,  and  the 
ground  on  which  it  stood  is  now  covered  with  the 
luxuriant  growth  of  poisonous  plants  and  thorny 
trees.      As  we  wandered   amidst  them,  a  solitary 

*  The  Straight  Street,  so  called  because  almost  all  the  streets 
of  Goa  were  laid  out  in  curvilinear  form. 

■f  St.  Catherine  was  appointed  patron  saint  of  Goa,  because 
the  city  was  taken  by  the  Portuguese  on  her  day. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  Gl 

jackal,  slinking  away  from  the  intruder,  was  the 
only  living  being  that  met  our  view,  and  the  deep 
bell  of  the  cathedral,  marking  the  lapse  of  time 
for  dozens,  where  hundreds  of  thousands  had  once 
hearkened  to  it,  the  only  sound  telling  of  man's 
presence  that  reached  our  ear. 

In  the  streets  beyond,  nothing  but  the  founda- 
tions of  the  houses  could  be  traced,  the  tall  cocoa 
and  the  lank  grass  waving  rankly  over  many  a 
forgotten  building.  In  the  only  edifices  which 
superstition  has  hitherto  saved,  the  churches,  con- 
vents, and  monasteries,  a  window  or  two,  dimly 
lighted  up,  showed  that  here  and  there  dwells  some 
solitary  priest.  The  whole  scene  reminded  us  of 
the  Arab's  eloquent  description  of  the  "  city  with 
impenetrable  gates,  still,  without  a  voice  or  a  cheery 
inhabitant :  the  owl  hooting  in  its  quarters,  and 
birds  skimming  in  circles  in  its  areas,  and  the  raven 
croaking  in  its  great  thoroughfare  streets,  as  if 
bewailing  those  that  had  been  in  it."  What  a  con- 
trast between  the  moonlit  scenery  of  the  distant 
bay,  smiling  in  all  eternal  Nature's  loveliness,  and 
the  dull  grey  piles  of  ruined  or  desolate  habitations, 
the  short-lived  labours  of  man  ! 

We  turned  towards  the  Casa  Santa,  and  with 
little  difficulty  climbed  to   the   top  of  the    heaps 


62  GOA   AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

which  mark  the  front  where  its  three  gates  stood. 
In  these  remains  the  eje,  perhaps  influenced  by 
imagination,  detects  something  more  than  usually 
dreary,  A  curse  seems  to  have  fallen  upon  it ;  not 
a  shrub  springs  between  the  fragments  of  stone, 
which,  broken  and  blackened  with  decay,  are  left 
to  encumber  the  soil,  as  unworthy  of  being  re- 
moved. 

Whilst  we  were  sitting  there,  an  old  priest,  who 
was  preparing  to  perform  mass  in  the  cathedral, 
came  up  and  asked  what  we  were  doing. 

"  Looking  at  the  Casa  Santa,"  we  answered.  He 
inquired  if  we  were  Christian,  meaning,  of  course, 
Roman  Catholic.  We  replied  in  the  affirmative, 
intending,  however,  to  use  the  designation  in  its 
ampler  sense. 

"  Ah,  very  well,"  replied  our  interrogator.  "  I 
put  the  question,  because  the  heretics  from  Bombay 
and  other  places  always  go  to  see  the  Casa  Santa 
first  in  order  to  insult  its  present  state." 

And  the  Seiior  asked  us  whether  we  would 
attend  mass  at  the  cathedral ;  we  declined,  how- 
ever, with  a  promise  to  admire  its  beauties  the 
next  day,  and  departed  once  more  on  our  wan- 
derings. 

For  an  hour  or  two  we  walked  about  without 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  63 

meeting  a  single  human  being.  Occasionally  we 
could  detect  a  distant  form  disappearing  from  the 
road,  and  rapidly  threading  its  way  through  the 
thick  trees  as  we  drew  near.  Such  precaution  is 
still  deemed  necessary  at  Goa,  though  the  induce- 
ments to  robbery  or  violence,  judging  from  the 
appearance  of  the  miserable  inhabitants,  must  be 
very  small. 

At  last,  fatigued  with  the  monotony  of  the  ruins 
and  the  length  of  the  walk,  we  retraced  our  steps, 
and  passing  down  the  Strada  Diretta,  sat  under  the 
shade  of  a  tree  facing  the  Rio.  E'othing  could  be 
more  delicately  beautiful  than  the  scene  before  us — 
the  dark  hills,  clothed  with  semi-transparent  mist, 
the  little  streams  glistening  like  lines  of  silver  over 
the  opposite  plain,  and  the  purple  surface  of  the 
creek  stretched  at  our  feet.  Most  musically  too, 
the  mimic  waves  splashed  against  the  barrier  of 
stone,  and  the  soft  whisperings  of  the  night  breeze 
alternately  rose  and  fell  in  unison  with  the  voice  of 
the  waters. 

Suddenly  we  beard,  or  thought  we  heard,  a 
groan  proceeding  from  behind  the  tree.  It  was 
followed  by  the  usual  Hindoo  ejaculation  of  "Ram  ! 
Ram!"-'- 

*  Calling  upon  the  name  of  the  Almighty. 


64  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Our  curiosity  was  excited.  We  rose  from  our 
seat  and  walked  towards  the  place  whence  the 
sound  came. 

By  the  clear  light  of  the  moon  we  could  dis- 
tinguish the  emaciated  form  and  features  of  an  old 
Jogee.*  He  was  sparingly  dressed,  in  the  usual 
ochre-coloured  cotton  clothes,  and  sat  upon  the 
ground,  with  his  back  against  the  trunk  of  the  tree. 
As  he  caught  sight  of  us,  he  raised  himself  upon 
his  elbow,  and  began  to  beg  in  the  usual  whining 
tone. 

"  Thy  gift  will  serve  for  my  funeral,"  he  said 
with  a  faint  smile,  pointing  to  a  few  plantain  leaf 
platters,  containing  turmeric,  red  powder,  rice,  and 
a  few  other  similar  articles. 

We  inquired  into  what  he  considered  the  signs 
and  symptoms  of  approaching  dissolution.  It  was 
a  complaint  that  must  have  caused  him  intense 
pain,  which  any  surgeon  could  have  instantly  alle- 
viated. We  told  him  what  medical  skill  could  do, 
offered  to  take  him  at  once  where  assistance  could 
be  procured,  and  warned  him  that  the  mode  of 
suicide  which  he  proposed  to  carry  out,  would  be 
one  of  most  agonising  description. 

"  I  consider  this  disease  a  token  from  the  Bhag- 
*  A  particular  class  of  Hindoo  devotee  and  beggar. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  65 

wan  (the  Almighty)  that  this  form  of  existence  is 
finished  I"  and  he  stedfastlj  refused  all  aid. 

We  asked  whether  pain  might  not  make  him 
repent  his  decision,  perhaps  too  late.  His  reply 
was  characteristic  of  his  caste.  Pointing  to  a  long 
sabre  cut,  which  seamed  the  length  of  his  right 
side,  he  remarked, 

"  I  have  been  a  soldier — under  your  rule.  If  I 
feared  not  death  in  fighting  at  the  word  of  the 
Feringee,  am  I  likely,  do  you  think,  to  shrink  from 
it  when  the  Deity  summons  me  ? " 

It  is  useless  to  argue  with  these  people  ;  so  we 
confined  ourselves  to  inquiring  what  had  made  him 
leave  the  Company's  service. 

He  told  us  the  old  story,  the  cause  of  half  the 
asceticism  in  the  East — a  disappointment  in  an 
affaire  de  cceur.  After  rising  to  the  rank  of  naich, 
or  corporal,  very  rapidly,  in  consequence  of  saving 
the  life  of  an  officer  at  the  siege  of  Poonah,  he  and 
a  comrade  obtained  leave  of  absence,  and  returned 
to  their  native  hamlet,  in  the  Maharatta  hills. 
There  he  fell  in  love,  desperately,  as  Orientals  only 
can,  with  the  wife  of  the  village  Brahman.  A  few 
months  afterwards  the  husband  died,  and  it  was 
determined  by  the  caste  brethren  that  the  relict 
should  follow  him,  by  the  Suttee  rite.     The  soldier, 


66  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

however,  resolved  to  save  her,  and  his  comrade, 
apprised  of  his  plans,  promised  to  aid  him  with 
heart  and  hand. 

The  pjre  was  heaped  up,  and  surrounded  by  a 
throng  of  gazers  collected  to  witness  the  cere- 
mony, so  interesting  and  exciting  to  a  superstitious 
people. 

At  length  the  Suttee  appeared,  supported  by  her 
female  relations,  down  the  path  opened  to  her  by 
the  awe-struck  crowd.  Slowly  she  ascended  the 
pile  of  firewood  ;  and,  after  distributing  little  gifts 
to  those  around,  sat  down,  with  the  head  of  the 
deceased  in  her  lap.  At  each  of  the  four  corners 
of  the  pyre  was  a  Brahman,  chaunting  some  holy 
song.  Presently  the  priest  who  stood  fronting  the 
south-east,  retired  to  fetch  the  sacred  fire. 

Suddenly  a  horseman,  clad  in  yellow  clothes,* 
dashed  out  of  a  neighbouring  thicket.  Before  any 
had  time  to  oppose  him,  his  fierce  little  Maharatta 
pony  clove  the  throng,  and  almost  falling  upon  his 
haunches  with  the  efi'ort,  stood  motionless  by  the 
side  of  the  still  unlit  pyre.  At  that  instant  the 
widow,  assisted  by  a  friendly  hand,  rose  from  her 
seat,  and  was  clasped  in  the  horseman's  arms. 

*  Yellow  is  the  colour  usually  chosen  by  the  Hindoo  when 
about  to  "  do  some  desperate  deed." 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  G7 

One  touch  of  the  long  Maharatta  spur,  and  the 
pony  again  bounds,  plunging  through  the  crowd, 
towards  the  place  whence  he  came.  Another  mo- 
ment and  thej  will  be  saved  ! 

Just  as  the  fugitives  are  disappearing  behind  the 
thicket,  an  arrow  shot  from  the  bow  of  a  Rankari,* 
missing  its  mark,  pierces  deep  into  the  widow's  side. 


The  soldier  buried  his  paramour  under  the  tree 
where  we  were  sitting.  Life  had  no  longer  any 
charms  for  him.  He  never  returned  to  his  corps, 
and  resolved  to  devote  himself  to  futurity. 

It  was  wonderful,  considering  the  pain  he  must 
have  been  enduring,  to  hear  him  relate  his  tale  so 
calmly  and  circumstantially. 

The  next  morning,  when  we  passed  by  the  spot, 
three  or  four  half-naked  figures,  in  the  holy  garb, 
were  sitting  like  mourners  round  the  body  of  the 
old  Jogee. 

Strange  the  contempt  for  life  shown  by  all  these 
metempsychosists.  Had  we  saved  that  man  by  main 
force — an  impossibility,  by  the  by,  under  the  cir- 
cumstances of  the  case — he  would  have  cursed  us, 
during  the  remnant  of  his  days,  for  committing  an 

*  A  "  forester,"  and  generally  a  regular  sylvan  or  savage 
man. 


68  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

act  of  bitter  and  unprovoked  enmity.  With  the 
Hindoo  generally,  death  is  a  mere  darkening  of  the 
stage  in  the  mighty  theatre  of  mundane  life.  To 
him  the  Destroyer  appears  unaccompanied  by  the 
dread  ideas  of  the  ]\Ioslem  tomb-torments,  or  the 
horror  with  which  the  Christian*  looks  towards  the 
Great  Day ;  and  if  Judgment,  and  its  consecutive 
state  of  reward  or  punishment,  be  not  utterly  un- 
known to  him,  his  mind  is  untrained  to  dwell  upon 
such  events.  Consequently,  with  him  Death  has 
lost  half  his  sting,  and  the  Pyre  can  claim  no  vic- 
tory over  him. 


Old  Goa  has  few  charms  when  seen  by  the  light 
of  day.  The  places  usually  visited  are  the  Se 
Primaqial  (Cathedral),  the  nunnery  of  Santa  Monaca, 
and  the  churches  of  St.  Francis,  St.  Gaetano,  and 
Bom  Jesus.  The  latter  contains  the  magnificent 
tomb  of  St.  Francis  Xavier.  His  saintship,  how- 
ever, is  no  longer  displayed  to  reverential  gazers  in 
mummy  or  "  scalded  pig "  form.  Altogether  we 
reckoned  about  thirty  buildings.  Many  of  them 
were  falling  to  ruins,  and  others  were  being,  or 
had  been,  partially  demolished.    The  extraordinary 

*  This  is  said  particularly  of  the  Eastern  Christian,  whose 
terror  of  the  tomb  is  most  remarkable. 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT    IS.  69 

amount  of  havoc  committed  during  the  last  thirty* 
years,  is  owing  partly  to  the  poverty  of  the  Portu- 
guese. Like  the  modern  Romans,  they  found  it 
cheaper  to  carry  away  cut  stone,  than  to  quarry  it ; 
but,  unlike  the  inhabitants  of  the  Eternal  City,  they 
have  now  no  grand  object  in  preserving  the  ruins. 
At  Panjim,  we  were  informed  that  even  the  wood- 
work that  decorates  some  of  the  churches,  had  been 
put  up  for  sale. 

The  edifices,  which  are  still  in  good  repair,  may 
be  described  in  very  few  words.  They  are,  gene- 
rally speaking,  large  rambling  piles,  exposing  an 
extensive  surface  of  white-washed  wall,  surmounted 
by  sloping  roofs  of  red  tile,  with  lofty  belfries  and 
small  windows.  The  visitor  will  admire  the  vast- 
ness  of  the  design,  the  excellence  of  the  position, 
and  the  adaptation  of  the  architecture  to  the 
country  and  climate.  But  there  his  praise  will 
cease.  With  the  exception  of  some  remarkable 
wood-work,  the  minor  decorations  of  paintings  and 
statues  are  inferior  to  those  of  any  Italian  village 
church.  As  there  is  no  such  thing  as  coloured 
marble  in  the  country,  parts  of  the  walls  are  painted 

*  For  a  detailed  list  and  description  of  the  buildings,  we 
must  refer  readers  to  the  work  of  Monsieur  de  Kleguen,  alluded 
to  in  the  third  chapter. 


70  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

exactly  in  the  style  of  a  small  cabaret  in  the  south 
of  France.  The  frescoes  are  of  the  most  grotesque 
description.  Pontius  Pilate  is  accommodated  with 
a  huge  Turkish  turban  ;  and  the  other  saints  and 
sinners  appear  in  costumes  equally  curious  in  an 
historical  and  pictorial  point  of  view.  Some  groups, 
as  for  instance  the  Jesuit  martyrs  upon  the  walls 
of  Saint  Francis,  are  absolutely  ludicrous.  Boiled, 
roasted,  grilled  and  hashed  missionaries,  looking 
more  like  seals  than  men,  gaze  upon  you  with  an 
eternal  smile.  A  semi-decapitated  individual  stands 
bolt  upright  during  the  painful  process  which  is 
being  performed  by  a  score  of  grim-looking  heathen. 
And  black  savages  are  uselessly  endeavouring  to 
stick  another  dart  in  the  epidermis  of  some  unfor- 
tunate, whose  body  has  already  become  more 

"  Like  an  Egj'ptian  porcupig  " 

than  aught  human.  One  may  fancy  what  an  ex- 
hibition it  is,  from  the  following  fact.  Whenever 
a  picture  or  fresco  fades,  the  less  brilliant  parts  are 
immediately  supplied  with  a  coating  of  superior 
vividness  by  the  hand  of  a  common  house-decorator. 
They  reminded  us  forcibly  of  the  studio  of  an 
Anglo-Indian  officer,  who,  being  devotedly  fond  of 
pictorial   pursuits,   and   rather    pinched    for    time 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  71 

withal,  used  to  teach  his  black  servants  to  lay  the 
blue,  green,  and  brown  on  the  canvas,  and  when  he 
could  spare  a  leisure  moment,  return  to  scrape,  brush, 
and  glaze  the  colour  into  sky,  trees,  and  ground. 

Very  like  the  paintings  is  the  sculpture  :  it  pre- 
sents a  series  of  cherubims,  angels,  and  saints, 
whose  very  aspect  makes  one  shudder,  and  think  of 
Frankenstein.  Stone  is  sometimes,  wood  the  ma- 
terial generally  used.  The  latter  is  almost  always 
painted  to  make  the  statue  look  as  unlike  life  as 
possible. 

Yet  in  spite  of  these  disenchanting  details,  a 
feeling  not  unallied  to  awe  creeps  over  one  when 
wandering  down  the  desert  aisles,  or  through  the 
crowdless  cloisters.  In  a  cathedral  large  enough  for 
a  first-rate  city  in  Europe,  some  twenty  or  thirty 
native  Christians  may  be  seen  at  their  devotions, 
and  in  monasteries  built  for  hundreds  of  monks,  a 
single  priest  is  often  the  only  occupant.  The  few 
human  beings  that  meet  the  eye,  increase  rather 
than  diminish  the  dismal  effect  of  the  scene  ;  as 
sepulchral  looking  as  the  spectacle  around  them, 
their  pallid  countenances,  and  emaciated  forms  seem 
so  many  incarnations  of  the  curse  of  desolation 
which  still  hovers  over  the  ruins  of  Old  Goa. 


72  GO  A   AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

We  felt  curious  to  visit  the  nunnery  of  Santa 
Monaca,  an  order  said  to  be  strict  in  the  extreme. 
The  nuns  are  called  madres  (mothers)  by  the 
natives,  in  token  of  respect,  and  are  supposed  to 
lead  a  very  correct  life.  Most  of  these  ladies  are 
born  in  the  country ;  they  take  the  veil  at  any  age 
when  favoured  with  a  vocation. 

Our  curiosity  was  disappointed.  All  we  saw  was 
a  variety  of  black  handmaids,  and  the  portress,  an 
antiquated  lay  sister,  who  insisted  upon  our  pur- 
chasing many  rosaries  and  sweetmeats.  Her  gar- 
rulity was  excessive ;  nothing  would  satisfy  her 
desire  for  mastering  the  intricacies  of  modern  Por- 
tuguese annals  but  a  long  historical  sketch  by  us 
fancifully  impromptued.  Her  heart  manifestly 
warmed  towards  us  when  we  gave  her  the  informa- 
tion required.  Upon  the  strength  of  it  she  led  us 
into  a  most  uninteresting  chapel,  and  pointed  out 
the  gallery  occupied  by  the  nuns  during  divine 
service.  As,  however,  a  close  grating  and  a  curtain 
behind  it  effectually  conceal  the  spot  from  eyes 
profane,  we  derived  little  advantage  from  her 
civility.  We  hinted  and  hinted  that  an  introduc- 
tion to  the  prioress  would  be  very  acceptable — in 
vain  ;  and  when  taking  heart  of  grace  we  openly 
asked  permission  to  view  the  cloisters,  which  are 


OLD   GOA   AS   IT   IS.  73 

said  to  be  worth  seeing,  the  amiable  old  soror  re- 
plied indignantly,  that  it  was  utterly  impossible. 
It  struck  us  forcibly  that  there  was  some  mystery  in 
the  case,  and  accordingly  determined  to  hunt  it  out. 

"  Did  the  Sahib  tell  them  that  he  is  an  English- 
man 1 "  asked  Salvador,  after  at  least  an  hour's  hesi- 
tation, falsification,  and  prevarication  produced  by  a 
palpable  desire  to  evade  the  subject. 

We  answered  affirmatively,  and  inquired  what 
our  country  had  to  do  with  our  being  refused  ad- 
mittance ? 

"  Everything,"  remarked  Salvador.  He  then  pro- 
ceeded to  establish  the  truth  of  his  assertion  by  a 
variety  of  distorted  and  disjointed  fragments  of  an 
adventure,  which  the  labour  of  our  ingenious  cross- 
questioning  managed  to  put  together  in  the  follow- 
ing form. 

"  About  ten  years  ago,"  said  Salvador,  "  I  returned 

to  Goa  with  my  master,  Lieut. ,  of  the  — 

Regt,,  a  very  clever  gentleman,  who  knew  every- 
thing. He  could  talk  to  each  man  of  a  multi- 
tude in  his  own  language,  and  all  of  them  would 
appear  equally  surprised  by,  and  delighted  with 
hira.  Besides,  his  faith  was  every  man's  faith.  In 
a  certain  Mussulmanee  country  he  married  a  girl, 
and  divorced  her  a  week  afterwards.     JMoreoAcr,  he 

E 


74  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

chaunted  the  Koran,  and  the  circumcised  dogs  con- 
sidered him  a  kind  of  saint.  The  Hindoos  also 
respected  him,  because  he  always  eat  his  beef  in 
secret,  spoke  religiously  of  the  cow,  and  had  a 
devil,  {i  e.,  some  heathen  image)  in  an  inner  room. 
At  Cochin  he  went  to  the  Jewish  place  of  worship, 
and  read  a  large  book,  just  like  a  priest.  Ah  !  he 
was  a  clever  Sahib  that !  he  could  send  away  a 
rampant  and  raging  creditor  playful  as  a  little 
goat,  and  borrow  more  money  from  Parsees  at  less 
interest  than  was  ever  paid  or  promised  by  any 
other  gentleman  in  the  world. 

"  At  last  my  master  came  to  Goa,  where  of  course 
he  became  so  pious  a  Christian  that  he  kept  a  priest 
in  the  house — to  perfect  him  in  Portuguese — and 
attended  mass  once  a  day.  And  when  we  went  to 
see  the  old  city,  such  were  the  fervency  of  his 
lamentations  over  the  ruins  of  the  Inquisition,  and 
the  frequency  of  his  dinners  to  the  Padre  of  Saint 
Francis,  that  the  simple  old  gentleman  half  canon- 
ized him  in  his  heart.  But  I  guessed  that  some 
trick  was  at  hand,  when  a  pattimar,  hired  for  a 
month,  came  and  lay  off  the  wharf  stairs,  close  to 
where  the  Sahib  is  now  sitting  ;  and  presently  it 
appeared  that  my  officer  had  indeed  been  cooking 
a  pretty  kettle  of  fish  ! 


OLD   GOA   AS    IT   IS.  75 

"  My  master  had  been  spending  his  leisure  hours 
with  the  Prioress  of  Santa  Monaca,  who — good  lady 
— when  informed  by  him  that  his  sister,  a  young 
English  girl,  was  only  waiting  till  a  good  comfort- 
able quiet  nunnery  could  be  found  for  her,  not 
only  showed  her  new  friend  about  the  cloisters  and 
dormitories,  but  even  introduced  him  to  some  of  the 
nuns.  Edifying  it  must  have  been  to  see  his  meek 
countenance  as  he  detailed  to  the  Madres  his  well- 
digested  plans  for  the  future  welfare  of  that  apo- 
cryphal little  child,  accompanied  with  a  thousand 
queries  concerning  the  style  of  living,  the  moral 
and  religious  education,  the  order  and  the  discipline 
of  the  convent.  The  Prioress  desired  nothing  more 
than  to  have  an  English  girl  in  her  house — ex- 
cept, perhaps,  the  monthly  allowance  of  a  hundred 
rupees  which  the  affectionate  brother  insisted  upon 
making  to  her. 

"  You  must  know.  Sahib,  that  the  madres  are, 
generally  speaking,  by  no  means  good-looking. 
They  wear  ugly  white  clothes,  and  cut  their  hair 
short,  like  a  man's.     But,  the  Latin  professor —  " 

"  The  who  1 " 

"  The  Latin  professor,  who  taught  the  novices 
and  the  younger  nuns  learning,  was  a  very  pretty 
white  girl,  with  large  black  eyes,  a  modest  smile, 

E    2 


76  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

and  a  darling  of  a  figure.  As  soon  as  I  saw  that 
Latin  professor's  face,  I  understood  the  whole  nature 
and  disposition  of  the  affair. 

"  My  master  at  first  met  with  some  difiicultj, 
because  the  professor  did  not  dare  to  look  at  him, 
and,  besides,  was  always  accompanied  by  an  elder 
sister." 

"  Then,  how  did  he  manage  ? " 

"  Hush,  sir,  for  Santa  Maria's  sake  ;  here  comes 
the  priest  of  Bom  Jesus,  to  return  the  Sahib's 
call." 


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CHAPTER  V. 


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Once  more  the  canoe  received  us  under  its 
canopy,  and  the  boatmen's  oars,  plunging  into  the 
blue  wave,  sounded  an  adieu  to  old  Goa.  After 
the  last  long  look,  with  which  the  departing 
vagrant  contemplates  a  spot  where  he  has  spent 
a  happy  day  or  two,  we  mentally  reverted  to  the 
adventure  of  the  Latin  professor,  and  made  all 
preparations  for  hearing  it  to  the  end. 

"  Well,  Sahib,"  resumed  Salvador,  "  I  told  you 
that  my  master's  known  skill  in  such  matters  was 
at  first  baffled  by  the  professor's  bashfulness,  and 
the  presence  of  a  grim-looking  sister.  But  he  was 
not  a  man  to  be  daunted  by  difficulties  :  in  fact, 
he  became  only  the  more  ardent  in  the  pursuit. 
By  dint  of  labour  and  perseverance,  he  succeeded 
in  bringing  the  lady  to  look  at  him,  and  being 
rather  a  comely  gentleman,  that  was  a  considerable 


78  GO  A    AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

point  gained.  Presently  her  eternal  blushings  gave 
way,  though  occasionally  one  would  pass  over  her 
fair  face  when  my  master's  eyes  lingered  a  little  too 
long  there  :  the  next  step  in  advance  was  the  selec- 
tion of  an  aged  sister,  who,  being  half  blind  with 
conning  over  her  breviary,  and  deaf  as  a  dead 
donkey,  made  a  very  suitable  escort." 

"  Pray,  how  did  you  learn  all  these  particu- 
lars ? " 

"  Ah,  Sahib,"  replied  Salvador,  "  my  master  be- 
came communicative  enough  when  he  wanted  my 
services,  and  during  the  trip  which  we  afterwards 
made  down  the  coast. 

"  I  was  now  put  forward  in  the  plot.  After  two 
days  spent  in  lecturing  me  as  carefully  as  a  young 
girl  is  primed  for  her  first  confession,  I  was  sent  up 
to  the  nunnery  with  a  bundle  of  lies  upon  my 
tongue,  and  a  fatal  necessity  for  telling  them  under 
pain  of  many  kicks.  I  did  it,  but  my  repentance 
has  been  sincere,  so  may  the  Virgin  forgive  me  ! " 
ejaculated  Salvador,  with  fervent  piety,  crossing 
himself  at  the  same  time. 

"  And,  Sahib,  I  also  carried  a  present  of  some 
Cognac — called  European  medicine — to  the  prioress, 
and  sundry  similar  little  gifts  to  the  other  officials,  not 
excepting  the  Latin  professor.     To  her,  I  presented 


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a  nosegay,  containing  a  little  pink  note,  whose 
corner  just  peeped  out  of  the  chambeli ''''  blossoms. 
With  fear  and  trembling  I  delivered  it,  and  was 
overjoyed  to  see  her  presently  slip  out  of  the  room. 
She  returned  in  time  to  hear  me  tell  the  prioress  that 
my  master  was  too  ill  to  wait  upon  them  that  day, 
and  by  the  young  nun's  earnest  look  as  she  awaited 
my  answer  to  the  superior's  question  concerning  the 
nature  of  the  complaint,  I  concluded  that  the  poor 
thing  was  in  a  fair  way  for  perdition.  My  reply 
relieved  their  anxiety.  Immediately  afterwards 
their  curiosity  came  into  play.  A  thousand  ques- 
tions poured  down  upon  me,  like  the  pitiless  pelting 
of  a  monsoon  rain.  My  master's  birth,  parentage, 
education,  profession,  travels,  rank,  age,  fortune, 
religion,  and  prospects,  were  demanded  and  re- 
demanded,  answered  and  re-answered,  till  my  brain 
felt  tired.  According  to  instructions,  I  enlarged 
upon  his  gallantry  in  action,  his  chastity  and 
temperance,  his  love  for  his  sister,  and  his  sincere 
devotion  to  the  Roman  Catholic  faith." 

"  A  pretty  specimen  of  a  rascal  you  proved  your- 
self, then ! " 

"  What  could  I  do.  Sahib  1 "  said  Salvador,  with 
a  hopeless  shrug  of  the  shoulders,  and  an  expression 

*  The  large  flowered  jessamine. 


80  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

of  profound  melancholy.  "  ]\Ij  master  never  failed 
to  find  out  a  secret,  and  had  I  deceived  him —  " 

"  Well !  " 

"  Mj  allusion  to  the  sister  provoked  another  out- 
burst of  inquisitiveness.  On  this  subject,  also,  I 
satisfied  them  by  a  delightful  description  of  the  dear 
little  creature,  whose  beauty  attracted,  juvenile 
piety  edified,  and  large  fortune  enchanted  every  one. 
The  eyes  of  the  old  prioress  glistened  from  behind 
her  huge  cheeks,  as  I  dwelt  upon  the  latter  part  of 
the  theme  especially  :  but  I  remarked  the  Latin 
professor  was  so  little  interested  by  it,  that  she  had 
left  the  room.  When  she  returned,  a  book,  bound 
in  dirty  white  parchment,  with  some  huge  letters 
painted  on  the  back  of  the  binding,  was  handed 
over  to  me  for  transmission  to  my  master ;  who,  it 
appears,  had  been  very  anxious  to  edify  his  mind 
by  perusing  the  life  of  the  holy  Saint  Augustine. 

"  After  at  least  three  hours  spent  in  perpetual 
conversation,  and  the  occasional  discussion  of  mango 
cheese,  I  was  allowed  to  depart,  laden  with  messages, 
amidst  a  shower  of  benedictions  upon  my  master's 
head,  prayers  for  his  instant  recovery,  and  anticipa- 
tions of  much  pleasure  in  meeting  him. 

"  I  should  talk  till  we  got  to  Calicut,  Sahib,  if 
I  were    to    detail   to   you   the    adventures  of  the 


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ensuing  fortnight.  My  master  passed  two  nights 
in  the  cloisters— not  praying,  I  suppose;  the  days 
he  spent  in  conversation  with  the  prioress  and  sub- 
prioress,  two  holy  personages  who  looked  rather  like 
Guzerat  apes  than  mortal  women.  At  the  end  of 
the  third  week  a  swift-sailing  pattimar  made  its 
appearance. 

"  I  was  present  when  my  master  took  leave  of 
the  Superior,  and  an  affecting  sight  it  was  ;  the 
fervour  with  which  he  kissed  the  hand  of  his 
'  second  mother,'  his  '  own  dear  sister's  future  pro- 
tectress/ How  often  he  promised  to  return  from 
Bombay,  immediately  that  the  necessary  prepara- 
tions were  made !  how  carefully  he  noted  down  the 
many  little  commissions  entrusted  to  him  !  And, 
how  naturally  his  eyes  moistened  as,  receiving  the 
benediction,  he  withdrew  from  the  presence  of  the 
reverend  ladies ! 

"  But  that  same  pattimar  was  never  intended  for 
Bombay  ;  I  knew  that  ! 

"  My  master  and  I  immediately  packed  up  every- 
thing. Before  sunset  all  the  baggage  and  servants 
were  sent  on  board,  with  the  exception  of  myself, 
who  was  ordered  to  sit  under  the  trees  on  the  side 
of  the  wharf,  and  an  Affghan  scoundrel,  who  went 
out  walking  with  the  Sahib  about  eleven  o'clock 

E  5 


82  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE    MOUNTAINS. 

that  night.  The  two  started,  in  native  dresses, 
with  their  turbans  concealing  all  but  the  parts 
about  their  eyes ;  both  carried  naked  knives,  long 
and  bright  enough  to  make  one  shake  with  fear, 
tucked  under  their  arms,  with  dark  lanterns  in 
their  hands.  My  master's  face — as  usual  when  he 
went  upon  such  expeditions — was  blackened,  and 
with  all  respect,  speaking  in  your  presence,  I  never 
saw  an  English  gentleman  look  more  like  a  Mussul- 
man thief ! " 

"  But  why  make  such  preparations  against  a  house 
full  of  unprotected  women  "? " 

"  Because,  Sahib,"  replied  Salvador,  "  at  night 
there  are  always  some  men  about  the  nunnery. 
The  knives,  however,  were  only  in  case  of  an  acci- 
dent ;  for,  as  I  afterwards  learned,  the  Latin  pro- 
fessor had  mixed  up  a  little  datura  *  seed  with  the 
tobacco  served  out  to  the  guards  that  evening. 

"  A  little  after  midnight  I  felt  a  kick,  and  awoke. 
Two  men  hurried  me  on  board  the  pattimar,  which 
had  weighed  anchor  as  the  clock  struck  twelve. 
Putting  out  her  sweeps  she  glided  down  the  Rio 
swiftly  and  noiselessly. 

"  When  the  drowsiness  of  sleep  left  my  eyelids  I 
observed  that  the  two  men  were  my  master  and 
*  The  Datura  stramonium,  a  powerful  narcotic. 


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that  ruffian  Khucladad.  I  dared  not,  however,  ask 
any  questions,  as  they  both  looked  fierce  as  wounded 
tigers,  though  the  Sahib  could  not  help  occasion- 
ally showing  a  kind  of  smile.  They  went  to  the 
head  of  the  boat,  and  engaged  in  deep  conversa- 
tion, through  the  medium  of  some  tongue  to  me 
unknown  ;  and  it  was  not  before  we  had  passed 
under  the  guns  of  the  Castello,  and  were  dancing 
merrily  over  the  blue  water,  that  my  officer  retired 
to  his  bed. 

"  And  what  became  of  the  Latin  professor  1 " 
"  The  Sahib  shall  hear  presently.  In  the  morn- 
ing I  was  called  up  for  examination,  but  my  inno- 
cence bore  me  through  that  trial  safely.  My  master 
naturally  enough  suspected  me  of  having  played 
him  some  trick.  The  impression,  however,  soon 
wore  off,  and  I  was  favoured  with  the  following 
detail  of  his  night's  adventure. 

"  Exactly  as  the  bell  struck  twelve,  my  Sahib  and 
his  cut-throat  had  taken  their  stand  outside  the 
little  door  leading  into  the  back-garden.  According 
to  agreement  previously  made,  one  of  them  began 
to  bark  like  a  jackal,  while  the  other  responded 
regularly  with  the  barking  of  a  watch-dog.  After 
some  minutes  spent  in  this  exercise  they  care- 
fully  opened    the    door   with    a   false    key,    stole 


84  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

through  the  cloisters,  having  previously  forced  the 
lock  of  the  grating  with  their  daggers,  and  made 
their  way  towards  the  room  where  the  Latin  profes- 
sor slept.  But  my  master,  in  the  hurry  of  the 
moment,  took  the  wrong  turning,  and  found  himself 
in  the  chamber  of  the  sub- prioress,  whose  sleeping 
form  was  instantly  raised,  embraced,  and  borne  off 
in  triumph  by  the  exulting  Khudadad. 

"  My  officer  lingered  for  a  few  minutes  to  ascertain 
that  all  was  right.  He  then  crept  out  of  the  room, 
closed  the  door  outside,  passed  through  the  garden, 
carefully  locked  the  gate,  whose  key  he  threw  away, 
and  ran  towards  the  place  where  he  had  appointed 
to  meet  Khudadad,  and  his  lovely  burthen.  But 
imagine  his  horror  and  disgust  when,  instead  of  the 
expected  large  black  eyes  and  the  pretty  little  rose- 
bud of  a  mouth,  a  pair  of  rolling  yellow  balls 
glared  fearfully  in  his  face,  and  two  big  black  lips, 
at  first  shut  with  terror,  began  to  shout  and  scream 
and  abuse  him  with  all  their  might. 

'•' '  Khudadad,  we  have  eaten  filth,'  said  my  master, 
'  how  are  we  to  lay  this  she-devil  1 ' 

"• '  Cut  her  throat  V  replied  the  ruffian. 

"  '  No,  that  won't  do.  Pinion  her  arms,  gag  her 
with  your  handkerchief,  and  leave  her — we  must 
be  off  instantly.' 


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"  So  tliey  came  on  board,  and  we  set  sail  as  I 
recounted  to  your  honour." 

"  But  why  didn't  your  master,  when  he  found  out 
his  mistake,  return  for  the  Latin  professor  V 

"  Have  I  not  told  the  Sahib  that  the  key  of  the 
garden-gate  had  been  thrown  away,  the  walls  can- 
not be  scaled,  and  all  the  doors  are  bolted  and 
barred  every  night  as  carefully  as  if  a  thousand 
prisoners  were  behind  them  ?" 


The  population  of  Goa  is  composed  of  three 
heterogeneous  elements,  namely,  pure  Portuguese, 
black  Christians,  and  the  heathenry.  A  short  descrip- 
tion of  each  order  will,  perhaps,  be  acceptable  to 
the  reader. 

The  European  portion  of  Goanese  society  may 
be  subdivided  into  two  distinct  parts — the  officials, 
who  visit  India  on  their  tour  of  service,  and  the 
white  families  settled  in  the  country.  The  former 
must  leave  Portugal  for  three  years  ;  and  if  in  the 
army  get  a  step  by  so  doing.  At  the  same  time  as, 
unlike  ourselves,  they  derive  no  increase  of  pay 
from  the  expatriation,  their  retura  home  is  looked 
forward  to  with  great  impatience.  Their  existence 
in  the  East  must  be  one  of  endurance.  They  com- 
plain  bitterly   of  their   want  of  friends,  the   dis- 


86  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

agreeable  state  of  society,  and  the  dull  stagnant 
.life  they  are  compelled  to  lead.  They  despise  their 
dark  brethren,  and  consider  them  uncouth  in  man- 
ner, destitute  of  usage  in  society,  and  deficient  in 
honour,  courage,""'  and  manliness.  The  despised 
retort  by  asserting  that  the  white  Portuguese  are 
licentious,  ill-informed,  haughty,  and  reserved.  No 
better  proof  of  how  utterly  the  attempt  to  pro- 
mote cordiality  between  the  European  and  the 
Asiatic  by  a  system  of  intermarriage  and  equality 
of  rights  has  failed  in  practice  can  be  adduced,  than 
the  utter  contempt  in  which  the  former  holds  the 
latter  at  Goa.  No  Anglo-Indian  Nabob  sixty  years 
ago  ever  thought  less  of  a  "  nigger  "  than  a  Portu- 
guese officer  now  does.  But  as  there  is  perfect 
equality,  political  f  as  well  as  social,  between  the  two 
colours,  the  "  whites,"  though  reduced  to  the  level 

*  The  European  Portuguese  can  fight  bravely  enough,  as 
many  a  bloody  field  in  the  Peninsular  war  has  testified.  Their 
Indian  descendants,  however,  have  never  distinguished  them- 
selves for  that  quality. 

t  Formerly,  only  the  Reinols,  as  the  Portuguese  who  came 
directly  from  Europe  were  called,  could  be  viceroys,  governors 
of  Ceylon,  archbishops,  or  grand  inquisitors  of  Goa.  Tavernier 
tells  us  that  all  the  adventurers  who  passed  the  Cape  of  Good 
Hope  forthwith  became  fidalgos,  or  gentlemen,  and  consequently 
assumed  the  title  of  Don. 


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of  the  herd,  hold  aloof  from  it ;  and  the  "  blacks  " 
feel  able  to  associate  with  those  who  despise  them 
but  do  so  rarely  and  unwillingly.  Few  open  signs 
of  dislike  appear  to  the  unpractised  observer  in 
the  hollow  politeness  always  paraded  whenever  the 
two  parties  meet  ;  but  when  a  Portuguese  gentle- 
man becomes  sufficiently  intimate  with  a  stranger 
to  be  communicative,  his  first  political  diatribe  is 
directed  against  his  dark  fellow-subjects.  We  were 
assured  by  a  high  authority  that  the  native  mem- 
bers of  a  court-martial,  if  preponderating,  would 
certainly  find  a  European  guilty,  whether  rightly 
or  wrongly,  rCimporte.  The  same  gentleman,  when 
asked  which  method  of  dealing  with  the  natives 
he  preferred,  Albuquerque's  or  that  of  Leadenhall 
Street,  unhesitatingly  replied,  "  the  latter,  as  it  is 
better  to  keep  one's  enemies  out  of  doors."  How 
like  the  remark  made  to  Sir  A.  Burnes  by  Runjeet 
Singh,  the  crafty  old  politician  of  Northern  India. 

The  reader  may  remember  that  it  was  Albu- 
querque''' who  advocated  marriages  between  the 
European  settlers  and  the  natives  of  India.     How- 

*  As  that  "  greatest  hero  of  Portuguese  Asia  "  governed  for 
the  short  space  of  six  years  a  country  of  which  he  and  all 
around  him  were  utterly  ignorant,  his  fatal  measure  must  have 
been  suggested  entirely  by  theory. 


88      GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

ever  reasonable  it  might  have  been  to  expect  the 
amalgamation  of  the  races  in  the  persons  of  their 
descendants,  experience  and  stern  facts  condemn 
the  measure  as  a  most  delusive  and  treacherous  poli- 
tical day  dream.  It  has  lost  the  Portuguese  almost 
everything  in  Africa  as  well  as  Asia.  May  Heaven 
preserve  our  rulers  from  following  their  example  ! 
In  our  humble  opinion,  to  tolerate  it  is  far  too 
liberal  a  measure  to  be  a  safe  one. 

The  white  families  settled  in  the  country  were 
formerly  called  Castissos  to  distinguish  them  from 
Reinols.  In  appearance  there  is  little  difference 
between  them  ;  the  former  are  somewhat  less  robust 
than  the  latter,  but  both  are  equally  pallid  and 
sickly-looking  —  they  dress  alike,  and  allow  the 
beard  and  mustachios*  to  grow.  This  colonist  class 
is  neither  a  numerous  nor  an  influential  one.  As 
soon  as  intermarriage  with  the  older  settlers  takes 
place  the  descendants  become  Mestici — in  plain 
English,  mongrels.  The  flattering  term  is  occasion- 
ally applied  to  a  white  family  which  has  been  settled 

*  If  our  rulers  only  knew  what  the  natives  of  Central 
Asia  generally  think  of  a  "  clean  shaved"  face,  the  growth  of 
the  mustachio  would  soon  be  the  subject  of  a  general  order. 
We  doubt  much  if  any  shaven  race  could  possibly  hold  AfF- 
ghanistan.  In  Western  Arabia  the  Turks  were  more  hated 
for  shaving  the  beard  than  for  all  their  flogging  and  impaling. 


RETURN   TO    PANJIM.  8.0 

in  the  country  for  more  than  one  generation,  "  for 
although,"  say  the  Goanese,  "  there  is  no  mixture  of 
blood,  still  there  has  been  one  of  air  or  climate, 
which  comes  to  the  same  thing."  Owing  to  want  of 
means,  the  expense  of  passage,  and  the  unsettled 
state  of  the  home  country,  children  are  very  seldom 
sent  to  Portugal  for  education.  They  presently 
degenerate,  from  the  slow  but  sure  effects  of  a 
debilitating  climate,  and  its  concomitant  evils, 
inertness,  and  want  of  excitement.  Habituated 
from  infancy  to  utter  idleness,  and  reared  up  to 
consider  the  far  niente  their  summum  honum,  they 
have  neither  the  will  nor  the  power  of  active  exer- 
tion in  after  years. 

There  is  little  wealth  among  the  classes  above 
described.  Rich  families  are  rare,  landed  property 
is  by  no  means  valuable  ;  salaries  small  ;*  and  in 
so  cheap  a  country  as  Goa  anything  beyond  200/.  or 
300/.  a-year  would  be  useless.  Entertainments  are 
not  common  ;  a  ball  every  six  months  at  Govern- 
ment House,  a  few  dinner  parties,  and  an  occasional 

*  Compared  with  those  of  British  India.  Probably  there 
are  not  three  fortunes  of  500/.  per  annum  amongst  the  half 
million  of  souls  that  own  the  rule  of  the  successor  of  the 
viceroys.  A  large  family  can  live  most  comfortably  upon 
one-fifth  of  that  sum. 


90  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

soiree  or  nautch,  make  up  the  list  of  gaieties.  In 
the  different  little  villages  where  the  government 
employes  reside,  once  a  week  there  is  quadrilling 
and  waltzing,  a  I'antique,  some  flirting,  and  a  great 
deal  of  smoking  in  the  verandah  with  the  ladies, 
who  are,  generally  speaking,  European.  Gambling 
is  uncommon  ;  high  play  unknown.  The  theatre  is 
closed  as  if  never  to  open  again.  No  serenades 
float  upon  the  evening  gale,  the  guitarra  hangs 
dusty  and  worm-eaten  against  the  wall,  and  the 
cicisheo  is  known  only  by  name.  Intrigue  does 
not  show  itself  so  flauntingly  as  in  Italy,  and  other 
parts  of  Southern  Europe.  Scandal,  however,  is 
as  plentiful  as  it  always  is  in  a  limited  circle  of 
idle  society.  The  stranger  who  visits  Goa,  per- 
suaded that  he  is  to  meet  with  the  freedom  of  man- 
ners and  love  of  pleasure  which  distinguish  the 
people  of  the  Continent,  will  find  himself  grievously 
mistaken.  The  priesthood  is  numerous,  and  still 
influential,  if  not  powerful.  The  fair  sex  has  not 
much  liberty  here,  and  their  natural  protectors 
are  jealous   as  jailers. 

The  ancient  Portuguese  costume  de  dame,  a  plain 
linen  cap,  long  white  waistcoat,  with  ponderous 
rosary  slung  over  it,  thick  striped  and  coloured 
petticoat,  and,  out  of  doors,  a  huge  white,  yellow. 


RETURN   TO   PAN  JIM.  91 

blue,  or  black  calico  sheet,  muffling  the  whole  figure 
— is  now  confined  to  the  poor — the  ladies  dress 
according  to  the  Parisian  fashions.  As,  however, 
steamers  and  the  overland  route  have  hitherto  done 
little  for  Goa,  there  is  considerable  grotesqueness  to 
be  observed  in  the  garments  of  the  higher  as  well  as 
the  lower  orders.  The  usual  mode  of  life  among 
the  higher  orders  is  as  follows : — They  rise  early, 
take  a  cold  bath,  and  make  a  light  breakfast  at  some 
time  between  seven  and  nine.  This  is  followed 
by  a  dinner,  usually  at  two  ;  it  is  a  heavy  meal 
of  bread,  meat,  soup,  fish,  sweetmeats,  and  fruits, 
all  served  up  at  the  same  time,  in  admirable  con- 
fusion. There  are  two  descriptions  of  wine,  in 
general  use ;  the  tinto  and  hranco*  both  imported 
from  Portugal.  About  five  in  the  evening  some 
take  tea  and  biscuits,  after  awaking  from  the  siesta 
and  bathing ;  a  stroll  at  sunset  is  then  indulged 
in,  and  the  day  concludes  with  a  supper  of  fish, 
rice,  and  curry.  Considering  the  little  exercise  in 
vogue,  the  quantity  of  food  consumed  is  wonderful. 
The  Goanese  smoke  all  day,  ladies  as  well  as  gen- 
tlemen ;  but  cheroots,  cigars,  and  the  hookah  are 
too  expensive  to  be  common.  A  pinch  of  Virginia 
or  Maryland,  uncomfortably  wrapped  up  in  a  dried 

*  Red  and  white  wine  :  the  latter  is  the  favourite. 


92  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

plantain  leaf,  and  called  a  cannudo,  is  here  the 
poor  succedaneuni  for  the  charming  little  cigarita 
of  Spain.  The  talented  author  of  a  "Peep  at 
Polynesian  Life "  assures  us,  that,  "  strange  as  it 
may  seem,  there  is  nothing  in  which  a  young  and 
beautiful  female  appears  to  more  advantage  than 
in  the  act  of  smoking."  We  are  positive  that 
nothing  is  more  shocking  than  to  see  a  Goanese  lady 
handling  her  hiree*  except  to  hear  the  peculiarly 
elaborate  way  in  which  she  ejects  saliva  when  en- 
joying her  weed. 

The  reader  who  knows  anything  of  India  will 
at  once  perceive  the  difference  between  English 
and  Portuguese  life  in  the  East.  The  former  is 
stormy  from  perpetual  motion,  the  latter  stagnant 
with  long-continued  repose.  Our  eternal  "  knock- 
ing about"  tells  upon  us  sooner  or  later.  A  Por- 
tuguese lieutenant  is  often  greyheaded  before  he 
gets  his  company  ;  whereas  some  of  our  captains 
have  scarcely  a  hair  upon  their  chins.  But  the 
former  eats  much  and  drinks  little,  smokes  a  pinch 
of  tobacco  instead  of  Manillas,  marries  early,  has 
a  good  roof  over  his  head,  and,  above  all  things, 
knows  not  what  marching  and  counter-marching 
mean.  He  never  rides,  seldom  shoots,  cannot 
*  The  Hindostanee  name  for  the  cannudo. 


RETURN   TO   PANJIM.  93 

hunt,  and  ignores  mess  tiffins  and  guest  nights. 
No  wonder  that  he  neither  receives  nor  gives  pro- 
motion. 

An  entertainment  at  the  house  of  a  Goanese 
noble  presents  a  curious  contrast  to  the  semi-bar- 
barous magnificence  of  our  Anglo-Indian  "doings/' 
In  the  one  as  much  money  as  possible  is  lavished 
in  the  worst  way  imaginable  ;  the  other  makes  all 
the  display  which  taste,  economy,  and  regard  for 
efiect  combined  produce.  The  balls  given  at  the 
palace  are,  probably,  the  prettiest  sights  of  the 
kind  in  Western  India.  There  is  a  variety  of 
costumes,  which  if  not  individually  admirable,  make 
up  an  efiective  tout  ensemble ;  even  the  dark  faces, 
in  uniforms  and  ball  dresses,  tend  to  variegate  and 
diversify  the  scene.  The  bands  are  better  than 
the  generality  of  our  military  musicians,  European 
as  well  as  Native,  and  the  dancing,  such  as  it  is, 
much  more  spirited.  For  the  profusion  of  refresh- 
ments,— the  ices,  champagne,  and  second  suppers, 
which  render  a  Bombay  ball  so  pernicious  a  thing 
in  more  ways  than  one,  here  we  look  in  vain. 

The  dinner  parties  resemble  the  other  entertain- 
ments in  economy  and  taste  ;  the  table  is  decorated, 
as  in  Italy,  with  handsome  China  vases,  containing 
bouquets,  fruits,  and  sweetmeats,  which  remain  there 


94  GOA    AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

all  the  time.  Amongst  the  higher  classes  the  cook- 
ery is  all  in  the  modified  French  style  common 
to  the  South  of  Europe.  The  wines  are  the  white 
and  red  vins  ordinaires  of  Portugal ;  sometimes  a 
bottle  of  port,  or  a  little  bitter  beer  from  Bombay, 
are  placed  upon  the  table.  The  great  annoyance 
of  every  grand  dinner  is  the  long  succession  of 
speeches  which  concludes  it.  A  most  wearisome 
recreation  it  is,  certainly,  when  people  have  nothing 
to  do  but  to  propose  each  other's  healths  in  long 
orations,  garnished  with  as  many  facetious  or  flat- 
tering platitudes  as  possible.  After  each  speech 
all  rise  up,  and  with  loud  "  vivas"  wave  their 
glasses,  and  drain  a  few  drops  in  honour  of  the 
accomplished  cahallero  last  lauded.  The  language 
used  is  Portuguese  ;  on  the  rare  occasions  when  the 
person  addressed  or  alluded  to  is  a  stranger,  then, 
probably,  Lusitanian  French  will  make  its  appear- 
ance. We  modestly  suggest  to  any  reader  who  may 
find  himself  in  such  predicament  the  advisability 
of  imitating  our  example. 

On  one  occasion  after  enduring  half  an  hour's 
encomium  delivered  in  a  semi-intelligible  dialect  of 
Parisian,  we  rose  to  return  thanks,  and  for  that 
purpose  selecting  the  English  language,  we  launched 
into  that  inexhaustible  theme  for  declamation,  the 


RETURN   TO    PANJIM.  95 

glories  of  the  Portuguese  eastern  empire,  begin- 
ning at  De  Gama,  and  ending  with  his  Excellency 
the  Governor-General  of  all  the  Indies,  who  was 
sitting  hard  by.  It  is  needless  to  say  that  our 
oratory  excited  much  admiration,  the  more,  perhaps, 
as  no  one  understood  it.  The  happiest  results  en- 
sued— during  our  stay  at  Goa  we  never  were  urged 
to  address  the  company  again. 


96  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE    MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  YL 


THE   POPULATION  OF    PANJIM. 


The  black  Christians,  like  the  whites,  may  be 
subdivided  into  two  orders ;  first,  the  converted 
Hindoos  ;  secondly,  the  mixed  breed  of  European 
and  Indian  blood.  Moreover,  these  latter  have  an- 
other distinction,  being  either  Brahman  Christians, 
as  they  ridiculously  term  themselves,  on  account 
of  their  descent  from  the  Hindoo  pontifical  caste,  or 
common  ones.  The  only  perceptible  difierence  be- 
tween them  is,  we  believe,  a  moral  one  ;  the  former 
are  justly  renowned  for  extraordinary  deceitfulness 
and  treachery.  They  consider  themselves  superior  to 
the  latter  in  point  of  dignity,  and  anciently  enjoyed 
some  peculiar  privileges,  such  as  the  right  of  belong- 
ing to  the  orders  of  the  Theatins,  or  regular  clerks, 
and  Saint  Philip  Nerius.*     But  in  manners,  appear- 

*  Goez,  who  travelled  in  India  about   1650,  says  that  he 
was  surprised  to  see  the  image  of  a  black  saint  on  the  altars, 


POPULATION   OF   PAN  JIM.  97 

ance,  customs,  and  education,  thej  exactly  resemble 
the  mass  of  the  community. 

The  Mestici,  or  mixed  breed,  composes  the  great 
mass  of  society  at  Goa  ;  it  includes  all  classes,  from 
the  cook  to  the  government  official.  In  1835  one 
of  them  rose  to  the  highest  post  of  dignity,  but  his 
political  career  was  curt  and  remarkably  unsuc- 
cessful. Some  half-castes  travel  in  Europe,  a  great 
many  migrate  to  Bombay  for  service  and  commerce' 
but  the  major  part  stays  at  Goa  to  stock  professions, 
and  support  the  honour  of  the  family.  It  would  be, 
we  believe,  difficult  to  find  in  Asia  an  uglier  or  more 
degraded  looking  race  than  that  which  we  are  now 
describing.  The  forehead  is  low  and  flat,  the  eyes 
small,  quick,  and  restless  ;  there  is  a  mixture  of 
sensuality  and  cunning  about  the  region  of  the 
mouth,  and  a  development  of  the  lower  part  of  the 
face  which  are  truly  unprepossessing,  not  to  say 
revolting.  Their  figures  are  short  and  small,  with 
concave  chests,  the  usual  calfless  Indian  leg,  and  a 
remarkable  want  of  muscularity.  In  personal  at- 
tractions the  fair  sex  is  little  superior  to  the  other. 
During  the  whole  period  of  our  stay  at  Goa  we 

and  to  hear  that  a  black  native  was  not  thought  worthy  to 
be  a  "  religious"  in  this  life,  though  liable  to  be  canonized 
when  he  departs  it. 


98  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

scarcely  ever  saw  a  pretty  half-caste  girl.  At  the 
same  time  we  must  confess  that  it  is  difficult  to 
pronounce  judgment  upon  this  point,  as  women  of 
good  mixed  family  do  not  appear  before  casual 
visitors.  And  this  is  of  course  deemed  a  sign  of 
superior  modesty  and  chastity,  for  the  black  Chris- 
tians, Asiatically  enough,  believe  it  impossible  for  a 
female  to  converse  with  a  strange  man  and  yet  be 
virtuous.  The  dark  ladies  affect  the  old  Portuguese 
costume,  described  in  the  preceding  chapter  ;  a  few 
of  the  wealthiest  dress  like  Europeans.  Their 
education  is  purposely  neglected — a  little  reading 
of  their  vernacular  tongue,  with  the  Ave  and  other 
prayers  in  general  use,  dancing,  embroidery,  and 
making  sweetmeats,*  are  considered  satis  super  que 
in  the  way  of  accomplishments.  Of  late  years,  a 
girls'  school  has  been  established  by  order  of  govern- 
ment at  Panjim,  but  a  single  place  of  the  kind  is 
scarcely  likely  to  affect  the  mass  of  the  community. 
The  life  led  by  the  fair  sex  at  Goa  must  be,  one 
would  think,  a  dull  one.      Domestic  occupations, 

*  Bernier,  the  traveller,  in  1655  remarks,  that  "  Bengala 
is  the  place  for  good  comfits,  especially  in  those  places  where 
the  Portuguese  are,  who  are  dexterous  in  making  them,  and 
drive  a  great  trade  with  them."  In  this  one  point  their  de- 
scendants have  not  degenerated. 


POPULATION    OF   PANJIM.  90 

smoking,  a  little  visiting,  and  going  to  church,  espe- 
cially on  the  jerie,  or  festivals,  lying  in  bed,  sitting  en 
deshabille,  riding  about  in  a  mancheel,  and  an  occa- 
sional dance — such  are  the  blunt  weapons  with 
which  they  attack  Time.  They  marry  early,  begin 
to  have  a  family  probably  at  thirteen,  are  old  women 
at  twenty-two,  and  decrepit  at  thirty-five.  Like 
Indians  generally,  they  appear  to  be  defective  in 
amativeness,  abundant  in  philoprogenitiveness,  and 
therefore  not  much  addicted  to  intrigues.  At  the 
same  time  we  must  record  the  fact,  that  the  present 
archbishop  has  been  obliged  to  issue  an  order  for- 
bidding nocturnal  processions,  which,  as  they  were 
always  crowded  with  lady  devotees,  gave  rise  to 
certain  obstinate  scandals. 

The  mongrel  men  dress  as  Europeans,  but  the 
quantity  of  clothing  diminishes  with  the  wearer's 
rank.  Some  of  the  lower  orders,  especially  in  the 
country,  affect  a  full-dress  costume,  consisting  in 
toto,  of  a  cloth  jacket  and  black  silk  knee  breeches. 
Even  the  highest  almost  always  wear  coloured 
clothes,  as,  by  so  doing,  the  washerman  is  less  re- 
quired. They  are  intolerably  dirty  and  disagree- 
able : — verily  cleanliness  ought  to  be  made  an  article 
of  faith  in  the  East.  They  are  fond  of  spirituous 
liquors,  and  seldom  drink,  except  honestly  for  the 


100     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

purpose  of  intoxication.  As  regards  living,  they 
follow  the  example  of  their  white  fellow-subjects  in 
all  points,  except  that  they  eat  more  rice  and  less 
meat.  Their  characters  may  be  briefly  described  as 
passionate  and  cowardly,  jealous  and  revengeful, 
with  more  of  the  vices  than  the  virtues  belonging  to 
the  two  races  from  which  they  are  descended.  In 
early  youth,  especially  before  arriving  at  years  of 
puberty,  they  evince  a  remarkable  acuteness  of 
mind,  and  facility  in  acquiring  knowledge.  They 
are  equally  quick  at  learning  languages,  and  the 
lower  branches  of  mathematical  study,  but  they 
seem  unable  to  obtain  any  results  from  their  acquire- 
ments. Goa  cannot  boast  of  ever  having  produced 
a  single  eminent  literato,  or  even  a  second-rate  poet. 
To  sum  up  in  a  few  words,  the  mental  and  bodily 
development  of  this  class  are  remarkable  only  as 
being  a  strange  melange  of  European  and  Asiatic 
peculiarities,  of  antiquated  civilization  and  modern 
barbarism. 

We  before  alluded  to  the  deep-rooted  antipathy 
between  the  black  and  the  white  population  :  the 
feeling  of  the  former  towards  an  Englishman  is  one 
of  dislike  not  unmingled  with  fear.  Should  Por- 
tugal ever  doom  her  now  worse  than  useless  colony 
to  form  part  payment  of  her  debts,  their  fate  would 


POPULATION   0*'  i^ANJlM.  lOl 

be  rather  a  hard  one.  Considering  the  wide  spread 
of  perhaps  too  liberal  opinions  concerning  the  race 
quaintly  designated  as  "  God's  images  carved  in 
ebony/'  they  might  fare  respectably  as  regards  public 
estimation,  but  scarcely  well  enough  to  satisfy  their 
inordinate  ambition.  It  is  sufficiently  amusing  to 
hear  a  young  gentleman,  whose  appearance,  man- 
ners, and  colour  fit  him  admirably  to  become  a 
band-boy  to  some  Sepoy  corps,  talk  of  visiting 
Bombay,  with  letters  of  introduction  to  the  Governor 
and  Commander-in-chief.  Still  more  diverting  it  is 
when  you  know  that  the  same  character  would  in- 
variably deduct  a  perquisite  from  the  rent  of  any 
house  he  may  have  procured,  or  boat  hired  for  a 
stranger.  Yet  at  the  same  time  it  is  hard  for  a 
man  who  speaks  a  little  English,  French,  Latin,  and 
Portuguese  to  become  the  lower  clerk  of  some  office 
on  the  paltry  pay  of  70/.  per  annum;  nor  is  it 
agreeable  for  an  individual  who  has  just  finished 
his  course  of  mathematics,  medicine,  and  philosophy 
to  sink  into  the  lowly  position  of  an  assistant 
apothecary  in  the  hospital  of  a  native  regiment. 
No  wonder  that  the  black  Indo-Portuguese  is  an 
utter  radical ;  he  has  gained  much  by  Constitution, 
the  "  dwarfish  demon  "  which  sets  everybody  by  the 
ears  at  Goa.     Hence  it  is  that  he  will  take  the  first 


102  'GOA  -AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

opportunity  in  conversation  witli  a  foreigner  to 
extol  Lusitanian  liberty  to  the  skies,  abuse  English 
tyranny  over,  and  insolence  to,  their  unhappy  Indian 
subjects,  and  descant  delightedly  upon  the  proba- 
bility of  an  immediate  crash  in  our  Eastern  empire. 
And,  as  might  be  expected,  although  poverty  sends 
forth  thousands  of  black  Portuguese  to  earn  money 
in  foreign  lands,  they  prefer  the  smallest  compe- 
tence at  home,  where  equality  allows  them  to  in- 
dulge in  a  favourite  independence  of  manner  utterly 
at  variance  with  our  Anglo-Indian  notions  concern- 
ing the  proper  demeanour  of  a  native  towards  a 
European. 

The  native  Christian  is  originally  a  converted 
Hindoo,  usually  of  the  lowest  castes ;  *  and  though 
he  has  changed  for  centuries  his  manners,  dress,  and 
religion,  he  retains  to  a  wonderful  extent  the  ideas, 
prejudices,  and  superstitions  of  his  ancient  state. 
The  learned  griff.  Bishop  Heber,  in  theorizing  upon 
the  probable  complexion  of  our  First  Father,  makes  a 
remark  about  these  people,  so  curiously  erroneous, 
that  it  deserves  to  be  mentioned.  "  The  Portuguese 
have,  during  a  three  hundred  years'  residence  in 
India,  become  as  black  as  Caffres ;  surely  this  goes 

*  Many  tribes,  however,  are  found  among  them.  Some 
have  African  features. 


POPULATION   OF   PAN  JIM.  103 

far  to  disprove  the  assertion  which  is  sometimes 
made,  that  climate  alone  is  insufEcient  to  account 
for  the  difference  between  the  Negro  and  the 
European."  Climate  in  this  case  had  nothing  what- 
ever to  do  with  the  change  of  colour.  And  if  it 
had,  we  might  instance  as  an  argument  against  the 
universality  of  such  atmospheric  action,  the  Parsee, 
who,  though  he  has  been  settled  in  the  tropical 
lands  of  India  for  more  than  double  three  hundred 
years,  is  still,  in  appearance,  complexion,  voice,  and 
manners,  as  complete  an  Iranian  as  when  he  first 
fled  from  his  native  mountains.  But  this  is  par 
parenthese. 

The  native  Christians  of  Goa  always  shave  the 
head;  they  cultivate  an  apology  for. a  whisker,  but 
never  allow  the  beard  or  mustachios  to  grow.  Their 
dress  is  scanty  in  the  extreme,  often  consisting  only 
of  a  dirty  rag,  worn  about  the  waist,  and  their 
ornaments,  a  string  of  beads  round  the  neck.  The 
women  are  equally  badly  clothed  :  the  single  long 
piece  of  cotton,  called  in  India  a  saree,  is  their 
whole  attire,*  consequently  the  bosom  is  unsup- 
ported and  uncovered.  This  race  is  decidedly  the 
lowest  in  the  scale  of  civilized  humanity  we  have 

*  Without  the  cholee  or  bodice  worn  by  Hindoo  and 
Moslem  women  in  India. 


104  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

yet  seen.  In  appearance  they  are  short,  heavy, 
meagre,  and  very  dark  ;  their  features  are  uncomely 
in  the  extreme ;  they  are  dirtier  than  Pariahs,  and 
abound  in  cutaneous  diseases.  They  live  princi- 
pally on  fish  and  rice,  with  pork  and  fruit  when 
they  can  afford  such  luxuries.  Meat  as  well 
as  bread*  is  holiday  diet ;  clarified  butter,  rice, 
water,  curry,  and  cocoa-nut  milk  are  every-day 
food. 

These  people  are  said  to  be  short  lived,  the  result 
of  hard  labour,  early  marriages,  and  innutritions 
food.  We  scarcely  ever  saw  a  man  that  looked 
fifty.  In  disposition  they  resemble  the  half-castes, 
but  they  are  even  more  deficient  in  spirit,  and 
quarrelsome  withal,  than  their  "  whitey-brown " 
brethren.  All  their  knowledge  is  religious,  and 
consists  only  of  a  few  prayers  in  corrupt  ]\Iaharatta, 
taught  them  by  their  parents  or  the  priest ;  these 
they  carefully  repeat  three  times  per  diem — at 
dawn,  in  the  afternoon,  and  before  retiring  to  rest. 
Loudness  of  voice  and  a  very  Puritanical  snuffle 
being  sine  qua  nons  in  their  devotional  exercises, 
the   neighbourhood  of  a  pious  family  is  anything 

*  Leavened  bread  is  much  better  made  here  than  in  any  other 
part  of  Western  India ;  moreover,  it  is  eaten  by  all  those  who 
can  afford  it. 


POPULATION   OF  PAN  JIM.  105 

but  pleasant.  Their  superiority  to  the  heathen 
around  them  consists  in  eating  pork,  drinking  toddy 
to  excess,  shaviiig  the  face,  never  washing,  and  a 
conviction  that  they  are  going  to  paradise,  whereas 
all  other  religionists  are  emphatically  not.  They 
are  employed  as  sepoys,  porters,  fishermen,  seamen, 
labourers,  mancheel  bearers,  workmen  and  servants, 
and  their  improvident  indolence  renders  the  neces- 
sity of  hard  labour  at  times  imperative.  The  car- 
penters, farriers,  and  other  trades,  not  only  ask  an 
exorbitant  sum  for  working,  but  also,  instead  of 
waiting  on  the  employer,  scarcely  ever  fail  to  keep 
him  waiting  for  them.  For  instance,  on  Monday 
you  wanted  a  farrier,  and  sent  for  him.  He  politely 
replied  that  he  was  occupied  at  that  moment,  but 
would  call  at  his  earliest  convenience.  This,  if  you 
keep  up  a  running  fire  of  messages,  will  probably  be 
about  the  next  Saturday. 

The  visitor  will  not  find  at  Goa  that  number  and 
variety  of  heathen  castes  which  bewilder  his  mind 
at  Bombay.  The  capital  of  Portuguese  India  now 
stands  so  low  amongst  the  cities  of  Asia  that  few  or 
no  inducements  are  ofi'ered  to  the  merchant  and  the 
trader,  who  formerly  crowded  her  ports.  The  Turk, 
the  Arab,  and  the  Persian  have  left  them  for  a 
wealthier  mart,  and  the  only  strangers  are  a  few 

p  5 


106  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Englishmen,  who  pass  through  the  place  to  visit  its 
monuments  of  antiquity. 

The  Moslem  population  at  Panjim  scarcely 
amounts  to  a  thousand.  They  have  no  place  of 
worship,  although  their  religion  is  now,  like  all 
others,  tolerated.""'  The  distinctive  mark  of  the 
Faithful  is  the  long  beard.  They  appear  superior 
beings  by  the  side  of  the  degenerate  native  Christians. 
Next  to  the  Christians,  the  Hindoos  are  the  most 
numerous  portion  of  the  community.  They  are 
held  in  the  highest  possible  esteem  and  consider- 
ation, and  no  office  unconnected  with  religion  is 
closed  to  them.  This  fact  may  account  for  the 
admirable  ease  and  freedom  of  manner  prevalent 
amongst  them.  The  Gentoo  will  enter  your  room 
with  his  slippers  on,  sit  down  after  shaking  hands 
as  if  the  action  were  a  matter  of  course,  chew  his 
betel,  and  squirt  the  scarlet  juice  all  over  the  floor, 
in  a  word,  make  himself  as  ofiensive  as  you  can 
conceive.  But  at  Goa  all  men  are  equal.  More- 
over, the  heathens  may  be  seen  in  Christian 
churches,t  with  covered  feet,  pointing  at,  putting 

*  Anciently,  neither  Moslem  nor  Jew  could,  under  pain  of 
death,  publicly  perform  the  rites  of  his  religion  in  any  Indo- 
Portuguese  settlement. 

+  At  the  same  time  we  were  not  allowed  to  pass  the  thresh- 
old of  the  little  pagoda  to  the  southward  of  the  town. 


POPULATION    OF   PANJIM.  107 

questions  concerning,  and  criticising  tlie  images 
with  the  same  quite-at-home  nonchalance  with 
which  thej  would  wander  through  the  porticoes  of 
Dwarka  or  the  pagodas  of  Aboo.  And  these  men^s 
fathers,  in  the  good  old  times  of  Goa,  were  not 
allowed  even  to  burn  their  dead  "'  in  the  land  ! 

In  appearance  the  Hindoos  are  of  a  fair,  or  rather 
a  light  yellow  complexion.  Some  of  the  women 
are  by  no  means  deficient  in  personal  charms,  and 
the  men  generally  surpass  in  size  and  strength  the 
present  descendants  of  the  Portuguese  heroes.  They 
wear  the  mustachio,  but  not  the  beard,  and  dress  in 
the  long  cotton  coat,  with  the  cloth  wound  round 
the  waist,  very  much  the  same  as  in  Bombay.  The 
head,  however,  is  usually  covered  with  a  small  red 
velvet  skullcap,  instead  of  a  turban.  The  female 
attire  is  the  saree,  with  the  long-armed  bodice 
beneath  it ;  their  ornaments  are  numerous ;  and 
their  caste  is  denoted  by  a  round  spot  of  kunkun,  or 
vermilion,  upon  the  forehead  between  the  eyebrows. 

As  usual  among  Hindoos,  the  pagans  at  Goa  are 
divided  into  a  number  of  sub-castes.      In  the  Brah- 

*  Tavernier  says  of  them,  "  the  natives  of  the  country  called 
Canarins  are  not  permitted  to  bear  any  office  but  only  in  refer- 
ence to  the  law,  i.  e.,  as  solicitors,  advocates,  and  scriveners. 
If  a  Canarin  happened  to  strike  a  European,  his  hand  was 
amputated." 


108  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

man  we  find  two  great  subdivisions,  the  Sashteekar, 
or  inhabitants  of  Salsette,  and  the  Bardeskar,  or 
people  of  Bardes.  The  former  is  confessedly  supe- 
rior to  the  latter.  Both  families  will  eat  together, 
but  they  do  not  intermarry.  Besides  these  two, 
there  are  a  few  of  the  Chitpawan,  Sinart,  Kararee 
and  Waishnau  castes  of  the  pontifical  order. 

The  Brahmans  always  wear  the  tika,  or  sectarian 
mark,  perpendicularly,  to  distinguish  them  from  the 
Sonars,  or  Goldsmiths,  who  place  it  horizontally  on 
the  forehead.  They  are  but  superficially  educated, 
as  few  of  them  know  Sanscrit,  and  these  few  not 
well.  All  read  and  write  Maharatta  fluently,  but 
they  speak  the  inharmonious  Concanee  dialect. 

Next  to  the  Brahmans,  and  resembling  them  in 
personal  appearance,  are  the  Banyans,  or  traders. 
They  seem  to  be  a  very  thriving  portion  of  the 
population,  and  live  in  great  comfort,  if  not  luxury. 

The  Shudra,  or  servile  class  of  Hindoos,  is,  of 
course,  by  far  the  most  numerous  ;  it  contains  many 
varieties,  such  as  Bhandan  (toddy-makers),  Koonbee 
(potters),  Hajjam  (barbers),  &c. 

Of  mixed  castes  we  find  the  goldsmith,  who  is 
descended  from  a  Brahman  father  and  servile 
mother,  and  the  Kunchanee,  or  Erut^'/],  whose  mater- 
nal parent  is  always  a  Maharatta  woman,  whatever 


POPULATION   OF   PANJIM.  109 

the  other  progenitor  may  chance  to  be.  The  out- 
casts are  principally  Chamars,  or  tanners,  and  Par- 
wars  (Pariahs). 

These  Hindoos  very  rarely  become  Christians, 
now  that  fire  and  steel,  the  dungeon  and  the  rack, 
the  rice-pot  and  the  rupee,  are  not  allowed  to 
play  the  persuasive  part  in  the  good  work  formerly 
assigned  to  them.  Indeed,  we  think  that  conver- 
sion of  the  heathen  is  almost  more  common  in 
British  than  in  Portuguese  India,  the  natural  result 
of  our  being  able  to  pay  the  proselytes  more  liber- 
ally. When  such  an  event  does  occur  at  Goa,  it  is 
celebrated  at  a  church  in  the  north  side  of  the 
creek,  opposite  Panjim,  with  all  the  pomp  and  cere- 
mony due  to  the  importance  of  spoiling  a  good 
Gentoo  by  making  a  bad  Christian  of  him. 

We  were  amused  to  witness  on  one  occasion  a 
proof  of  the  high  importance  attached  to  Hindoo 
opinion  in  this  part  of  the  world.  Outside  the 
church  of  St.  Agnes,  in  a  little  chapel,  stood  one  of 
the  lowest  orders  of  black  priests,  lecturing  a  host  of 
naked,  squatting,  smoking,  and  chattering  auditors. 
Curiosity  induced  us  to  venture  nearer,  and  we  then 
discovered  that  the  theme  was  a  rather  imaginative 
account  of  the  birth  and  life  of  the  Redeemer. 
Presently  a  group  of  loitering  Gentoos,  who  had 


110  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

been  strolling  about  the  church,  came  up  and  stood 
bj  our  side. 

The  effect  of  their  appearance  upon  his  Reverence's 
discourse  was  remarkable,  as  may  be  judged  from 
the  peroration,  which  was  very  much  in  these 
words  : — 

"  You  must  remember,  sons,  that  the  avatar,  or 
incarnation  of  your  blessed  Lord,  was  in  the  form 
of  a  rajah,  who  ruled  millions  of  men.  He  was 
truly  great  and  powerful;  he  rode  the  largest 
elephant  ever  trapped  ;  he  smoked  a  hookah  of 
gold,  and  when  he  went  to  war  he  led  an  army  the 
like  of  which  for  courage,  numbers,  and  weapons 
was  never  seen  before.  He  would  have  conquered 
the  whole  world,  from  Portugal  to  China,  had  he 
not  been  restrained  by  humility.  But,  on  the  last 
day,  when  he  shall  appear  even  in  greater  state 
than  before,  he  will  lead  us  his  people  to  most 
glorious  and  universal  victory." 


When  the  sermon  concluded,  and  the  listeners 
had  wandered  away  in  different  directions,  we 
walked  up  to  his  Reverence  and  asked  him  if  he 
had  ever  read  the  Gospel. 

"  Of  course." 


POPULATION    OF   PAN  JIM.  Ill 

"  Then  where  did  you  find  the  historical  picture 
you  so  graphically  drew  just  now  about  the  rajah- 
ship  V' 

"  Where  1 "  said  the  fellow,  grinning  and  pointing 
to  his  forehead  :  "  here,  to  be  sure.  Didn't  you 
see  those  Gentoos  standing  by  and  listening  to  every 
word  I  was  saying  'i  A  pretty  thing  it  would  have 
been  to  see  the  pagans  laughing  and  sneering  at  us 
Christians  because  the  Founder  of  our  Blessed  Faith 
was  the  son  of  a  Burhaee."  ^' 

Such  reasoning  was  conclusive. 

If  our  memory  serve  us  aright,  there  is  a  story 
somewhat  like  the  preceding  in  the  pages  of  the 
Abbe  Dubois.  Such  things  we  presume  must  con- 
stantly be  taking  place  in  different  parts  of  India. 
On  one  occasion  we  saw  an  unmistakable  Lakhshmi  f 
borne  in  procession  amongst  Christian  images,  and, 
if  history  be  trusted,  formerly  it  was  common  to 
carry  as  many  Hindoo  deities  as  European  saints  in 
the  palanquins.  On  the  other  hand,  many  a  Gentoo 
has  worn  a  crucifix  for  years,  with  firm  faith  in  the 
religious  efficacy  of  the  act,  yet  utterly  ignorant  of 
the  nature  of  the  symbol  he  was  bearing,  and  we 
have  ourselves  written  many  and  many  a  charm  for 

*  A  carpenter,  one  of  the  lowest  castes  amongst  Hindoos, 
t  The  Hindoo  goddess  of  plenty  and  prosperity. 


112  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

ladies  desirous  of  becoming  prolific,  or  matrons 
fearful  of  the  evil  eje  being  cast  upon  their  off- 
spring. 


On  our  return  from  old  Goa  to  Panjim  we  visited 
an  establishment,  which  may  be  considered  rather  a 
peculiar  one.  It  is  called  the  Gaza  de  Misericordia, 
and  contains  some  forty  or  fifty  young  ladies,  for 
the  most  part  orphans,  of  all  colours,  classes,  and 
ages.  They  are  educated  by  nuns,  under  the  direc- 
tion of  a  superior  and  a  committee,  and  when 
grown  up,  remain  in  the  house  till  they  receive  and 
accept  suitable  offers  of  marriage. 

Hearing  that  it  was  not  unusual  to  propose  one- 
self as  a  suitor;  with  a  view  of  inspecting  the  curio- 
sities of  the  establishment,  we  repaired  to  the  Gaza, 
and  were  politely  received  by  the  old  lady  at  the 
gate.  After  showing  us  over  the  chapel  and  other 
public  portions  of  the  edifice,  she  perceived  that  we 
had  some  other  object,  and  presently  discovered 
that  we  were  desirous  of  playing  the  part  of  Gce- 
lebs  in  search  of  a  wife.  Thereupon  she  referred 
us  to  another  and  more  dignified  relic  of  antiquity, 
who,  after  a  long  and  narrow  look  at  our  outward 
man,  proceeded  to  catechise  us  in  the  following 
manner. 


POPULATION    OF   PANJIM.  113 

"  You  say,  seiior,  that  you  want  a  wife  ;  what 
may  be  your  name  1 " 

"  Peter  Smith." 

"  Your  religion  1 " 

"  The  Christian,  senora." 

"  Your  profession  ?  " 

"  An  ensign  in  H.  E.  I.  Company's  Navy. 

Not  satisfied  with  such  authentic  details,  the 
inquisitive  old  lady  began  a  regular  system  of  cross- 
questioning,  and  so  diligently  did  she  pursue  it, 
that  we  had  some  difficulty  to  prevent  contradict- 
ing ourselves.  At  length,  when  she  had,  as  she 
supposed,  thoroughly  mastered  the  subject,  she  re- 
quested us  to  step  into  a  corridor,  and  to  dispose  of 
ourselves  upon  a  three-legged  stool.  This  we  did, 
leaning  gracefully  against  the  whitewashed  wall,  and 
looking  stedfastly  at  the  open  grating.  Presently, 
a  wrinkled  old  countenance,  with  a  skin  more  like  a 
walnut's  than  a  woman's,  peered  through  the  bars, 
grinned  at  us,  and  disappeared.  Then  came  half-a- 
dozen  juveniles,  at  the  very  least,  tittering  and 
whispering  most  diligently,  all  of  which  we  endured 
with  stoical  firmness,  feeling  that  the  end  of  such 
things  was  approaching. 

At  last,  a  sixteen-year  old  face  gradually 
drew  within  sight  from    behind    the    bars.     That 


114  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

was  clearly  one  of  the  young  ladies.  Now  for 
it.— 

"  Good  day,  and  my  respects  to  you,  seuorita  ! " 

"  The  same  to  you,  sir." 

Hem  !  It  is  rather  a  terrible  thing  to  make  love 
under  such  circumstances.  The  draw  upon  one's 
imagination  in  order  to  open  the  dialogue,  is  alone 
suflacient  to  frighten  Cupid  out  of  the  field.  It 
was  impossible  to  talk  of  the  weather,  in  that 
country  where  it  burns,  deluges,  and  chills  with 
the  regularity  of  clock-work.  So  we  plunged  at 
once  m  medias  res. 

"  Should  you  like  to  be  married,  senorita  ? " 

"  Yes,  very  much,  seiior." 

"  And  why,  if  you  would  satisfy  my  curiosity  ? " 

"  I  don't  know." 

Equally  unsatisfactory  was  the  rest  of  the  con- 
versation. So  we  bowed  politely,  rose  from  our 
three-legged  stool,  and  determined  to  seek  an  inter- 
view with  the  Superior.  Our  request  was  at  last 
granted,  and  we  found  a  personage  admirably 
adapted,  in  point  of  appearance,  to  play  dragon 
over  the  treasures  committed  to  her  charge.  She 
had  a  face  which  reminded  us  exactly  of  a  white 
horse,  a  body  answerable,  and  manners  decidedly 
repulsive.     However,  she  did  not  spare  her  tongue. 


POPULATION    OF    PAN  JIM.  115 

She  informed  us  that  there  were  twelve  marriage- 
able yoimg  ladies  tlien  in  the  establishment,  named 
them,  and  minutely  described  their  birth,  parent- 
age, education,  mental  and  physiological  develop- 
ment. She  also  informed  us  that  they  would  re- 
ceive a  dowry  from  the  funds  of  the  house,  which, 
on  further  inquiry,  proved  to  be  the  sum  of  ten 
pounds. 

At  length  we  thought  there  was  an  opportunity 
to  put  in  a  few  words  about  our  grievance — how 
we  had  been  placed  on  a  three-legged  stool  before 
a  grating  —  exposed  to  the  inquisitiveness  of  the 
seniors,  and  subjected  to  the  ridicule  of  the  junior 
part  of  the  community.  We  concluded  with  a 
modest  hint  that  we  should  like  to  be  admitted 
within,  and  be  allowed  a  little  conversation  with 
the  twelve  marriageable  young  ladies  to  whom  she 
had  alluded. 

The  old  lady  suddenly  became  majestic. 

"  Before  you  are  admitted  to  such  a  privilege, 
senor,  you  must  be  kind  enough  to  address  an 
official  letter  to  the  mesa,  or  board,  explaining  your 
intentions,  and  requesting  the  desired  permission. 
We  are  people  under  government,  and  do  not 
keep  a  naughty  house.  Do  you  understand  me, 
senor  1 " 


116  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

"  Perfectly,  madam." 

Upon  which  we  arose,  scraped  the  ground  thrice, 
with  all  the  laboriousness  of  Indo-Portuguese  polite- 
ness, promised  compliance  in  our  best  phraseology, 
and  rapidly  disappeared,  resolving  never  to  near  the 
Caza  de  Misericordia  again. 


SERODA.  117 


CHAPTER  VIL 


SERODA. 


After  an  unusually  protracted  term  of  isolation 
and  friendlessness,  we  were  agreeably  surprised  by 

meeting   Lieutenants  L and  T ,   walking 

in  their  shooting-jackets,  somewhat  slowly  and  dis- 
consolately, down  the  dusty  wharf  of  New  Goa. 

It  is,  we  may  here  observe,  by  no  means  easy  for 
a  stranger —  especially  if  he  be  an  Englishman  — 
to  get  into  Goanese  society :  more  difficult  still  to 
amuse  himself  when  admitted.  His  mother  tongue 
and  Hindostanee  will  not  be  sufficient  for  him. 
French,  at  least,  or,  what  is  more  useful,  Portuguese 
should  be  well  understood,  if  not  fluently  spoken. 
As  the  generality  of  visitors  pass  merely  a  few  days 
at  Panjim,  call  at  the  palace,  have  a  card  on  the 
secretary,  rush  to  the  ruins,  and  then  depart,  they 
expect  and  receive  little  attention.  There  are  no 
messes  to  invite  them  to  —  no  public  amusements 


118     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

or  places  of  resort,  and  private  families  do  not  easily 
open  their  doors.  Besides,  as  might  be  expected, 
the  Goanese  have  occasionally  suiFered  severely  from 
individuals  terming  themselves  "  British  Officers." 
It  were  well  too,  had  the  offenders  been  always  of 
the  male  sex  :  unfortunately  for  our  national  repu- 
tation, such  is  by  no  means  the  case.  However, 
a  stranger  may  be  sure  that  with  his  commission, 
some  knowledge  of  languages,  and  any  letter  of 
introduction,  he  will  be  most  hospitably  received  in 
society,  such  as  it  is. 

The  unlearned  in  such  matters  may  be  disposed 
to  inquire  whether  there  are  no  resident  English- 
men at  Goa. 

Certainly,  there  are  a  few  ;  but  they  are,  gene- 
rally speaking,  of  that  class  who  have  made  Bombay 
too  hot  for  them.  Once  in  the  Portuguese  territory, 
they  may  laugh  at  the  bailiff,  and  fearlessly  meet 
the  indignant  creditor.  The  cheapness  of  the 
locality  is,  to  certain  characters,  another  induce- 
ment ;  so  that,  on  the  whole,  it  is  by  no  means 
safe  to  become  acquainted  with  any  compatriot  one 
may  chance  to  meet  at  Goa. 


Now  it  so  happened  that  all  three  of  us  had  been 
reading  and  digesting  a  rich   account   of  Seroda, 


SERODA.  119 

which  had  just  appeared  in  one  of  the  English 
periodicals.  We  remembered  glowing  descriptions 
of  a  village,  inhabited  by  beautiful  Bayaderes, 
governed  by  a  lady  of  the  same  class  —  Eastern 
Amazons,  who  permitted  none  of  the  rougher  sex 
to  dwell  beneath  the  shadow  of  their  roof-trees — 
high  caste  maidens,  who,  having  been  compelled  to 
eat  beef  by  the  "  tyrannical  Portuguese  in  the  olden 
time,"  had  forfeited  the  blessings  of  Hindooism, 
without  acquiring  those  of  Christianity,  —  lovely 
patriots,  whom  no  filthy  lucre  could  induce  to  quit 
their  peaceful  homes :  with  many  and  many  et- 
ceteras, equally  enchanting  to  novelty-hunters  and 
excitement-mongers. 

We  unanimously  resolved  to  visit,  without  loss 
of  time,  a  spot  so  deservedly  renowned.  Having 
been  informed  by  our  old  friend  John  Thomas,  that 
we  should  find  everything  in  the  best  style  at 
Seroda,  we  hired  a  canoe,  cursorily  put  up  a  few 
cigars,  a  change  of  raiment,  and  a  bottle  of  Cognac 
to  keep  out  the  cold  ;  and,  a  little  after  sunset, 
we  started  for  our  Fool's  Paradise. 

Our  course  lay  towards  the  south-east.  After 
about  an  hour's  rowing  along  the  coast,  we  en- 
tered a  narrow  channel,  formed  by  the  sea  and 
innumerable   little  streams    that   descend  towards 


120     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

the  main,  winding  tlirough  a  dense  mass  of  bright 
green  underwood.  It  was  a  lovely  night,  but  the 
thick  dew  soon  compelled  us  to  retreat  under  the 
mats  destined  to  defend  our  recumbent  forms.  The 
four  boatmen  that  composed  the  crew  must  have 
been  sadly  addicted  to  sleeping  on  duty,  for, 
although  the  distance  was  only  fifteen  miles,  the 
sun  appeared  high  in  the  heavens  next  morning 
before  we  arrived  at  the  landing-place.  A  guide 
was  soon  procured,  and  under  his  direction  we 
toiled  up  two  miles  of  a  steep  and  rocky  path, 
through  a  succession  of  cocoa  groves,  and  a  few 
parched-up  fields  scattered  here  and  there,  till  at 
last  we  saw,  deep  in  a  long  narrow  hollow,  sur- 
rounded by  high  hills,  the  bourne  of  our  pilgrim- 
age. 

The  appearance  of  Seroda  is  intensely  that  of 
a  Hindoo  town.  Houses,  pagodas,  tombs,  tanks, 
with  lofty  parapets,  and  huge  flights  of  steps,  peepul 
trees,  and  bazaars,  are  massed  together  in  chaotic 
confusion.  No  such  things  as  streets,  lanes,  or 
alleys  exist.  Your  walk  is  invariably  stopped  at 
the  end  of  every  dozen  steps  by  some  impediment, 
as  a  loose  wall,  or  a  deep  drop,  passable  only  to  the 
well  practised  denizens  of  the  place.  The  town  is 
dirty   in  the  extreme,  and  must  be  fearfully  hot 


SERODA.  121 

in  summer,  as  it  is  screened  on  all  sides  from  the 
wind.  The  houses  are  raised  one  story  above  the 
ground,  and  built  solidly  of  stone  and  mortar  : 
as  there  is  no  attempt  at  order  or  regularity,  tlieir 
substantial  appearance  adds  much  to  the  strangeness 
of  the  coup  d'oeil. 

To  resume  our  personal  adventures.  Descending 
the  slope  which  leads  through  the  main  gate  we 
wandered  about  utterly  at  a  loss  what  to  do,  or 
where  to  go,  till  a  half-naked  sample  of  the  Hindoo 
male  animal  politely  offered  to  provide  us  with  a 
lodging.  Our  hearts  felt  sad  at  witnessing  this  prac- 
tical proof  of  the  presence  of  ?7iawkind,  but  sleepy, 
tired,  and  hungry  withal,  we  deferred  sentimental- 
izing over  shattered  delusions  and  gay  hopes  faded, 
till  a  more  opportune  moment,  and  followed  him 
with  all  possible  alacrity.  A  few  minutes  after- 
wards we  found  ourselves  under  the  roof  of  one  of 
the  most  respectable  matrons  in  the  town.  We 
explained  our  wants  to  her.  The  first  and  most 
urgent  of  the  same  being  breakfast.  She  stared  at 
our  ideas  of  that  meal,  but  looked  not  more  aghast 
than  we  did  when  informed  that  it  was  too  late  to 
find  meat,  poultry,  eggs,  bread,  milk,  butter,  or 
wine  in  the  market — in  fact,  that  we  must  be  con- 
tented with  "  kichree  " — a  villanous  compound   of 

G 


122  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

boiled  rice  and  split  vetches — as  a  j^^^c^  de  resist- 
ance, and  whatever  else  Providence  might  please  to 
send  us  in  the  way  of  "  kitchen/' 

Rude  reality  the  second  ! — 

We  had  left  all  our  servants  behind  at  Panjim, 
and  not  an  iota  of  our  last  night's  supper  had  es- 
caped the  ravenous  maws  of  the  boatmen. — 

Presently  matters  began  to  mend.  The  old  lady 
recollected  that  in  days  of  yore  she  had  possessed 
a  pound  of  tea,  and,  after  much  unlocking  and 
rummaging  of  drawers,  she  produced  a  remnant  of 
that  luxury.  Perseverance  accomplished  divers 
other  feats,  and  after  about  an  hour  more  of  half 
starvation  we  sat  down  to  a  breakfast  composed  of 
five  eggs,  a  roll  of  sour  bread,  plantains,  which 
tasted  exactly  like  edible  cotton  dipped  in  eau 
sucree,  and  a  "  fragrant  infusion  of  the  Chinese 
leaf,"  whose  perfume  vividly  reminded  us  of  the 
haystacks  in  our  native  land.  Such  comforts  as 
forks  or  spoons  were  unprocurable,  the  china  was  a 
suspicious  looking  article,  and  the  knives  were 
apparently  intended  rather  for  taking  away  animal 
life  than  for  ministering  to  its  wants.  Sharp  appe- 
tites, however,  removed  all  our  squeamishness,  and 
the  board  was  soon  cleared.  The  sting  of  hunger 
blunted,  we   lighted   our  "  weeds,"    each  mixed   a 


SERODA.  123 

cordial  potion  in  a   tea-cup,  and  called  aloud  for 
the  nautcli,  or  dance,  to  begin. 

This  was  the  signal  for  universal  activity.  All 
the  fair  dames  who  had  been  gazing  listlessly  or 
giggling  at  the  proceedings  of  their  strange  guests, 
now  starting  up  as  if  animated  with  new  life  rushed 
off  to  don  their  gayest  apparel  :  even  the  grey-haired 
matron  could  not  resist  the  opportunity  of  display- 
ing her  gala  dress,  and  enormous  pearl  nose-ring. 
The  tables  were  soon  carried  away,  the  rebec  and 
kettledrum  sat  down  in  rear  of  the  figurantes, 
and  the  day  began  in  real  earnest.  The  singing 
was  tolerable  for  India,  and  the  voices  good.  As 
usual,  however,  the  highest  notes  were  strained 
from  the  chest,  and  the  use  of  the  voix  de  gorge 
was  utterly  neglected.  The  verses  were  in  Hindos- 
tanee  and  Portuguese,  so  that  the  performers  under- 
stood about  as  much  of  them  as  our  young  ladies 
when  they  perform  Italian  bravura  songs.  There 
was  little  to  admire  either  in  the  persons,  the  dress 
or  the  ornaments  of  the  dancers  :  common  looking 
Maharatta  women,  habited  in  the  usual  sheet  and 
long-armed  bodice,  decked  with  wreaths  of  yellow 
flowers,  the  red  mark  on  the  brow,  large  nose  and 
ear-rings,  necklaces,  bracelets,  bangles,  and  chain  or 
ring  anklets,  studded  with  strings  of  coarsely  made 


124  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

little  brass  bells.  Some  of  them  were  very  fair, 
having  manifestly  had  the  advantage  of  one  Euro- 
pean progenitor :  others  showed  the  usual  dark 
yellow  hue  ;  the  features  were  seldom  agreeable, 
round  heads,  flat  foreheads,  immense  eyes,  increased 
by  the  streaks  of  black  dye  along  the  thickness  of 
the  eyelid,  projecting  noses,  large  lips,  vanishing 
chins,  and  a  huge  development  of  "jowl,"  do  not 
make  up  a  very  captivating  physiognomy.  A  few, 
but  very  few,  of  quite  the  youngest  Jigurantes,  were 
tolerably  pretty.  They  performed  in  sets  for  about 
four  hours,  concluding  with  the  pugree,  or  turban 
dance,  a  peculiar  performance,  in  which  one  lady 
takes  the  part  of  a  man. 

Our  matron  informed  us  that  Seroda  contains 
about  twenty  establishments,  and  a  total  number 
of  fifty  or  sixty  dancing-girls.  According  to  her 
account  all  the  stars  were  at  the  time  of  our  visit 
engaged  at  Panjim,  or  the  towns  round  about  : 
personal  experience  enabled  us  to  pronounce  that 
the  best  were  in  her  house,  and,  moreover,  that 
there  is  scarcely  a  second-rate  station  in  the  Bom- 
bay Presidency  that  does  not  contain  prettier 
women  and  as  good  singers.  The  girls  are  bought 
in  childhood  —  their  price  varies  from  3/.  to  20/. 
according   to    the    market    value    of   the    animal. 


SERODA.  125 

The  offspring  of  a  Bayadere  belongs  of  right  to  her 
owner.  When  mere  children  they  are  initiated 
in  the  mysteries  of  nautching,  —  one  young  lady 
who  performed  before  us  could  scarcely  have  been 
five  years  old.  Early  habit  engenders  much  en- 
thusiasm for  the  art.  The  proportion  of  those 
bought  in  distant  lands  to  those  born  at  Seroda  is 
said  to  be  about  one  to  five.  Of  late  years  the 
nefarious  traffic  has  diminished,  but  unhappily 
many  are  interested  in  k'eeping  it  up  as  much  as 
possible. 

Several  of  these  iiautch  women  can  read  and 
write.  Our  matron  was  powerful  at  reciting  Sans- 
crit shlokas  (stanzas),  and  as  regards  Pracrit,  the 
popular  dialect,  she  had  studied  all  the  best  known 
works,  as  the  "  Panja  Tantra,"  together  with  the 
legends  of  Vikram,  Rajah  Bhoj,  and  other  celebrated 
characters.  Their  spoken  language  is  the  corrupt 
form  of  Maharatta,  called  the  Concanee,*  in  general 
use  throughout  the  Goanese  territory  ;  the  educated 
mix  up  many  Sanscrit  vocables  with  it,  and  some 
few  can  talk  a  little  Portuguese.  Their  speaking 
voices  are  loud,  hoarse,  and  grating  :   each  sentence, 

*  Opposite  to  the  Desha,  the  pure  dialect  of  Maharatta 
They  are  about  as  different  as  Enghsh  spoken  in  the  south  of 
England  and  Lowland  Scotch. 


126  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

moreover,  ends  in  a  sing-song  drawl,  which  is  un- 
commonly disagreeable  to  a  stranger's  ear.  These 
ladies  all  smoke,  chew  betel-nut,  drink  wine  and 
spirits,  and  eat  fowls  and  onions,  an  unequivocal 
sign  of  low  caste.  They  do  not  refuse  to  quit 
Seroda,  as  is  generally  supposed,  but,  of  course, 
prefer  their  homes  to  other  places.  Living  being 
extremely  cheap  most  of  the  money  made  by 
nautching  is  converted  into  pearl  and  gold  orna- 
ments ;  and  these  are  handed  down  from  generation 
to  generation.  Some  of  the  coins  strung  together 
into  necklaces  are  really  curious.  An  old  English 
five-guinea-piece  may  be  found  by  the  side  of  a 
Portuguese  St.  Thomas,  a  French  Louis  d'or,  and 
a  Roman  medal  of  the  Lower  Empire.  We  should 
be  puzzled  to  account  for  how  they  came  there,  did 
we  not  know  that  India  has  from  the  earliest 
ages  been  the  great  sink  for  Western  gold.  Many 
of  the  matrons  have  collected  a  considerable  stock 
of  linen,  pictures,  and  furniture  for  their  houses, 
besides  dresses  and  ornaments.  Our  countrymen 
have  been  liberal  enough  to  them  of  late,  and  nu- 
merous, too,  as  the  initials  upon  the  doors  and 
shutters  prove.  Ea.ch  establishment  is  violently 
jealous  of  its  neighbour,  and  all  appear  to  be  more 
remarkable  for   rapacity  than  honesty.      In   spite 


SERODA.  127 

of  the  general  belief,  we  venture  to  assert  that  a 
chain,  a  ring,  or  a  watch,  would  find  Seroda  very 
dangerous  quarters.  As  a  stranger  soon  learns, 
everything  is  done  to  fleece  him  ;  whether  he  have 
five  or  five  hundred  rupees  in  his  pocket,  he  may 
be  sure  to  leave  the  place  without  a  farthing. 
This  seems  to  be  a  time-honoured  custom  among 
the  Bayaderes  cherished  by  them  from  immemorial 
antiquity. 


When  the  rising  shades   of  evening  allowed   us 
to   escape   from  the  house  of   dancing,  we   sallied 

forth  to  view  the  abode  in  which  Major  G passed 

his  last  years.  The  matron  soon  found  a  boy  who 
preceded  us  to  the  place,  threading  his  way  through  a 
multitude  of  confused  dwellings,  climbing  over  heaps 
of  loose  stones,  walking  along  the  walls  of  tanks,  and 
groping  through  the  obscurity  of  the  cocoa  groves. 
At  the  end  of  this  unusual  kind  of  walk,  we  found 
ourselves  at  the  house,  asked,  and  obtained  leave 
to  enter  it.  There  was  nothing  to  attract  attention 
in  the  building,  except  a  few  old  books  ;  the  peculiar 
character  of  its  owner  will,  perhaps,  plead  our  ex- 
cuse to  the  reader,  if  we  dwell  a  little  upon  the  cir- 
cumstances which  led  him  to  make  Seroda  his  home. 
Major  G was  an  officer  who  had  served  with 


128  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

distinction  for  many  years  in  a  Native  Regiment. 
He  was  a  regular  old  Indian,  one  of  the  remnants 
of  a  race  which,  like  its  brethren  in  the  far  west, 
is  rapidly  disappearing  before  the  eastward  progress 
of  civilisation  in  the  shape  of  rails,  steamers,  and 
overland  communication.  By  perpetual  intercourse 
with  the  natives  around  him  he  had  learned  to  speak 
and  write  their  language  as  well  as,  if  not  better 
than,  his  own.  He  preferred  their  society  to  that 
of  his  fellow-countrymen  :  adopted  the  Hindoo 
dress  ;  studied  their  sciences,  bowed  to  their  pre- 
judices, and  became  such  a  proficient  in  the  ritual 
of  their  faith  as  to  be  considered  by  them  almost 
a  fellow-religionist.  Having  left  England  at  an 
early  age,  with  a  store  of  anything  but  grateful 
reminiscences,  he  had  determined  to  make  India 
his  country  and  his  home,  and  the  idea  once  con- 
ceived, soon  grew  familiar  to  his  mind.  Knowing 
that  there  is  no  power  like  knowledge  amongst  a 
semi-civilised  people,  and  possibly  inclined  thereto 
by  credulity,  he  dived  deep  into  the  "  dangerous 
art,"  as  the  few  books  preserved  at  Seroda  prove. 
Ibn  Sirin,*  and  Lily,  the  Mantras,t  and  Casaubon, 

*  A  celebrated  Arabic  author  on  the  interpretation  of  dreams, 
t  Magical   formula  and  works   on   "  Gramarye,"  generally 
in  the  Sanscrit,  sometimes  in  the  Pracrit,  tongue. 


SERODA.  1*29 

works  on  Geomancy,  Astrology,  Ihzar  or  the  Sum- 
moning of  Devils,  Osteomancy,  Palmistry,  Oneiro- 
raancy,  and  Divination.  The  relics  of  his  library  still 
stand  side  by  side  there,  to  be  eaten  by  the  worms. 

Late  in  life  Major  G fell   in  love   with    a 

Seroda  Nautch  girl  living  under  his  protection  ; 
not  an  usual  thing  in  those  days :  he  also  set 
his  mind  upon  marrying  her,  decidedly  a  peculiar 
step.  His  determination  gave  rise  to  a  series  of 
difficulties.  No  respectable  Hindoo  will,  it  is  true, 
wed  a  female  of  this  class,  yet,  as  usual  amongst 
Indians,  the  caste  has  at  least  as  much  pride  and 
prejudice  as  many  far  superior  to  it.  So  Sita 
would  not  accept  a  mlenchha  (infidel)  husband, 
though  she  was  perfectly  aware  that  she  had  no 
right  to  expect  a  dwija,  or  twice  born  one. 

But  Major  G 's  perseverance  surmounted  every 

obstacle.  Several  times  the  lady  ran  away,  he 
followed  and  brought  her  back  by  main  force  at 
the  imminent  risk  of  his  commission.  At  last,  find- 
ing all  opposition  in  vain,  possibly  thinking  to 
prescribe  too  hard  a  trial,  or,  perhaps,  in  the  re- 
lenting mood,  she  swore  the  most  solemn  oath 
that  she  would  never  marry  him  unless  he  would 
retire  from  the  service  to  live  and  die  with  her 
in  her  native  town. 


130     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Major  G at  once  sold  out  of  his  regiment, 

disappeared  from  the  ejes  of  his  countrymen,  bought 
a  house  at  Seroda,  married  his  enchantress,  and 
settled  there  for  the  remainder  of  his  years.  Many 
of  the  elder  inhabitants  recollect  him ;  they  are 
fond  of  describing  to  you  how  regularly  every  morn- 
ing he  would  repair  to  the  tank,  perform  his  ablu- 
tions, and  offer  up  water  to  the  manes  of  his 
pitris,  or  ancestors,  how  religiously  he  attended 
all  the  festivals,  and  how  liberal  he  was  in  fees 
and  presents  to  the  Brahmans  of  the  different 
pagodas. 

AVe  were  shown  his  tomb,  or  rather  the  small 
pile  of  masonry  which  marks  the  spot  where  his 
body  was  reduced  to  ashes — a  favour  granted  to 
him  by  the  Hindoos  on  account  of  his  pious  mu- 
nificence. It  is  always  a  melancholy  spectacle,  the 
last  resting-place  of  a  fellow-countryman  in  some 
remote  nook  of  a  foreign  land,  far  from  the  dust 
of  his  forefathers — in  a  grave  prepared  by  strangers, 
around  which  no  mourners  ever  stood,  and  over 
which  no  friendly  hand  raised  a  tribute  to  the 
memory  of  the  lamented  dead.  The  wanderer's 
heart  yearns  at  the  sight.  How  soon  may  not 
such  fate  be  his  own  1 

The  moonlight  was  falling  clear  and  snowy  upon 


SERODA.  131 

the  tranquil  landscape,  and  except  the  distant  roar  of 
a  tiger,  no  noise  disturbed  the  stillness  that  reigned 
over  the  scene  around,  as  we  slowly  retraced  our  steps 
towards  Seroda.  Passing  a  little  building,  whose  low 
doomed  roof,  many  rows  of  diminutive  columns,  and 
grotesque  architectural  ornaments  of  monkeys  and 
elephants'  heads,  informed  us  was  a  pagoda,  whilst 
a  number  of  Hindoos  lounging  in  and  out,  showed 
that  some  ceremony  was  going  on,  we  determined 
to  attempt  an  entrance,  and  passed  the  threshold 
unopposed.  Retiring  into  a  remote  corner  we  sat 
down  upon  one  of  the  mats,  and  learned  from  a 
neighbour  that  the  people  were  assembled  to  hear 
a  Rutnageree  Brahman  celebrated  for  eloquence,  and 
very  learned  in  the  Vedas.  The  preacher,  if  we 
may  so  call  him,  was  lecturing  his  congregation  upon 
the  relative  duties  of  parents  and  children ;  his 
discourse  was  delivered  in  a  kind  of  chaunt,  mo- 
notonous, but  not  rude  or  unpleasing,  and  his  ges- 
ticulation reminded  us  of  many  an  Italian  Pre- 
dicatore.  He  stood  upon  a  strip  of  cloth  at  the 
beginning  of  each  period,  advancing  gradually  as 
it  proceeded,  till  reaching  the  end  of  his  sentence 
and  his  carpet,  he  stopped,  turned  round,  and 
walked  back  to  his  standing  place,  pausing  awhile 
to  take  breath  and  to  allow  the  words  of  wisdom 


132  GO  A  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

to  sink  deep  into  his  hearers'  hearts.  The  discourse 
was  an  excellent  one,  and  we  were  astonished  to 
perceive  that  an  hour  had  slipped  away  almost  un- 
observed. However,  the  heat  of  the  place,  crowded 
as  it  was  with  all  ages  and  sexes — for  the  ladies 
of  Seroda,  like  the  frail  sisterhood  generally  in 
Asia,  are  very  attentive  to  their  dharma,  or  re- 
ligious duties — the  cloud  of  incense  which  hung 
like  a  thick  veil  under  the  low  roof,  and  the  over- 
powering perfume  of  the  huge  bouquets  and  garlands 
of  jessamine  with  which  the  assembly  was  profusely 
decorated,  compelled  us  to  forfeit  the  benefit  we 
might  have  derived  from  the  peroration  of  the 
learned  Brahman's  discourse. 

Our  night  was  by  no  means  a  pleasant  one  ;  the 
Seroda  vermin,  like  the  biped  population,  were  too 
anxious  to  make  the  most  of  the  stranger.  Early 
the  next  morning  we  arose  to  make  our  exit  ; 
but,  alas  !  it  was  not  destined  to  be  a  triumphant 
one.  The  matron  and  her  damsels,  knowing  us 
to  be  English,  expected  us  to  be  made  of  money,  and 
had  calculated  upon  easing  our  breeches  pockets 
of  more  gold  than  we  intended  to  give  silver.  Fear- 
ful was  the  din  of  chattering,  objurgating,  and  im- 
precating, when  the  sum  decided  upon  was  grace- 
fully tendered   to  our  entertainers,  the  rebec  and 


SERODA.  1 33 

the  kettle-drum  seemed  inclined  to  be  mutinous, 
but  they  were  more  easily  silenced  than  the  ladies. 
At  length,  by  adding  the  gift  of  a  pair  of  slippers 
adorned  with  foil  spangles,  to  which  it  appeared 
the  company  had  taken  a  prodigious  fancy,  we 
were  allowed  to  depart  in  comparative  peace. 

Bidding  adieu  to  Seroda,  we  toiled  up  the  hill, 
and  walked  dejectedly  towards  the  landing-place, 
where  we  supposed  our  boat  was  awaiting  us.  But 
when  we  arrived  there,  the  canoe,  of  course,  was 
not  to  be  found.  It  was  breakfast  time  already, 
and  we  expected  to  be  starved  before  getting  over 
the  fifteen  miles  between  us  and  Panjim.  One 
chance  remained  to  us ;  we  separated,  and  so  dili- 
gently scoured  the  country  round  that  in  less  than 
half  an  hour  we  had  collected  a  fair  quantity  of 
provender  ;  one  returning  with  a  broiled  spatchcock 
and  a  loaf  of  bread  ;  another  with  a  pot  full  of 
milk  and  a  cocoa-nut  or  two,  whilst  a  third  had 
succeeded  in  "bagging"  divers  crusts  of  stale  bread, 
a  bunch  of  onions,  and  a  water-melon.  The  hospit- 
able portico  of  some  Banyan's  country-house  afibrded 
us  a  breakfast-room  ;  presently  the  boat  appeared, 
and  the  crew  warned  us  that  it  was  time  to  come 
on  board.  It  is  strange  that  these  people  must 
tell  lies,  even  when  truth  would  be  in  their  favour. 


134  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

This  we  found  to  our  cost,  for  wind  and  tide  proved 
both  against  us. 

Six  hours'  steaming  and  broiling  under  a  sun 
which  penetrated  the  matting  of  our  slow  convey- 
ance, as  if  it  had  been  water  within  a  few  de- 
grees of  boiling  heat,  brought  us  on  towards  evening. 
Seeing  some  difficulty  in  rowing  against  every  dis- 
advantage, we  proposed  to  our  rascally  boatmen — 
native  Christians,  as  usual — to  land  us  at  the  most 
convenient  place.  Coming  to  a  bluff  cape,  the 
wretches  swore  by  all  that  was  holy,  that  we  were 
within  a  mile's  walk  of  our  destination.  In  an  evil 
hour,  we  believed  the  worse  than  pagans,  and  found 
that  by  so  doing  we  had  condemned  ourselves  to 
a  toilsome  trudge  over  hill  and  dale,  at  least  five 
times  longer  than  they  had  asserted  it  to  be.  Our 
patience  being  now  thoroughly  exhausted,  we  re- 
lieved our  minds  a  little  by  administering  periodical 
chastisements  to  the  fellow  whom  our  bad  luck  had 
sent  to  deceive  and  conduct  us,  till,  at  length, 
hungry,  thirsty,  tired,  and  sleepy,  we  found  ourselves 
once  more  in  the  streets  of  Panjim. 

Reader,  we  have  been  minute,  perhaps  unneces- 
sarily so,  in  describing  our  visit  to  Seroda.  If  you 
be  one  of  those  who  take  no  interest  in  a  traveller's 
"  feeds,"  his  sufferings  from  vermin,  or  his  "  rows 


SERODA.  135 

about  the  bill,"  you  will  have  found  the  preceding- 
pages  uninteresting  enough.  Our  object  is,  however, 
to  give  you  a  plain  programme  of  what  entertain- 
ment you  may  expect  from  the  famed  town  of  the 
Bayaderes,  and,  should  your  footsteps  be  ever  likely 
to  wander  in  that  direction,  to  prepare  you  for  the 
disappointment  you  will  infallibly  incur. 


136     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  YIII. 

EDUCATION,    PKOFESSIOXS,    AXD    ORIENTAL    STUDIES. 

Panjim  and  Alargao  (a  large  town  in  the  province 
of  Salsette,  about  fifteen  miles  south-east  of  Goa), 
are  the  head-quarters  of  the  Indo-Portuguese  muses. 
The  former  place  boasts  of  mathematical  and 
medical  schools,  and  others  in  which  the  elements 
of  history,  and  a  knowledge  of  the  Portuguese, 
Latin,  English,  French,  and  ]\Iaharatta  languages  are 
taught  gratis.  The  students  are,  generally  speak- 
ing, proficients  in  the  first,*  tolerable  in  the  second, 
and  execrable  in  the  third  and  fourth  dialects  above 
specified.  As  regards  the  Maharattas,  the  study 
of  its  literature  has  been  rendered  obligatory  by 
government,  which  however,  in  its  wisdom,  appears 

*  As,  however,  the  Maharatta  is  the  mother  tongue  of  the 
Goanese,  ft  communicates  its  peculiar  twang  to  every  other 
language  they  speak.  The  difference  of  their  Portuguese  from 
the  pure  Lusitanian,  is  at  once  perceptible  to  a  practised  ear. 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  137 

to  have  forgotten,  or  perhaps  never  knew,  that  cer- 
tain little  aids  called  grammars  and  dictionaries  are 
necessary  to  those  who  would  attain  any  degree  of 
proficiency  in  any  tongue.  For  the  benefit  of  the 
fair  sex  there  is  a  school  at  Panjim.  Dancing  and 
drawing  masters  abound.  j\Iusic  also  is  generally 
studied,  but  the  Portuguese  here  want  the  "  furore," 
as  the  Italians  call  it,  the  fine  taste,  delicate  ear, 
and  rich  voice  of  Southern  Europe. 

At  Panjim  there  is  also  a  printing  office,  called 
the  Imprensa  National,  whence  issues  a  weekly 
gazette,  pompously  named  the  Boletim  do  Governo 
do  Estado  da  India.  It  is  neatly  printed,  and  what 
with  advertisements,  latest  intelligence  borrowed 
from  the  Bombay  papers,  and  government  orders,  it 
seldom  wants  matter.  At  the  Imprensa  also,  may 
be  found  a  few  Portuguese  books  for  sale,  but  they 
are,  generally  speaking,  merely  elementary,  besides 
being  extravagantly  dear. 

Physic  as  well  as  jurisprudence  may  be  studied  at 
Margao.  The  same  town  also  has  schools  of  the- 
ology, philosophy,  Latin,  Portuguese,  and  the  rude 
beginnings  of  a  Societade  Estudiosa,  or  Literary 
Society.  The  latter  is  intended  for  learned  dis- 
cussion :  it  meets  twice  a  week,  does  not  publish 
but  keeps  ]\IS.  copies  of  its  transactions,  and  takes 


138  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

from    eacli    member    an    annual    subscription    of 
about  \l. 

Upon  the  whole,  education  does  not  thrive  in  the 
Indo-Portuguese  settlement.  It  seldom  commences 
before  the  late  age  of  nine  or  ten,  and  is  very- 
soon  ended.  After  entering  some  profession,  and 
coquetting  a  little  with  modern  languages  and 
general  literature,  study  is  considered  a  useless 
occupation.  Moreover,  if  our  observation  deceive 
us  not,  the  description  of  talent  generally  met 
with  at  Goa  is  rather  of  the  specious  and  shallow 
order.  A  power  of  quick  perception,  an  instinc- 
tive readiness  of  induction,  and  even  a  good 
memory,  are  of  little  value  when  opposed  to  consti- 
tutional inertness,  and  a  mind  which  never  pro- 
poses to  itself  any  high  or  great  object.  Finally, 
the  dispiriting  influence  of  poverty  weighs  heavy 
upon  the  student's  ambition,  and  where  no  rewards 
are  offered  to  excellence,  no  excellence  can  be  ex- 
pected. The  romantic,  chivalrous,  and  fanatic  rage 
for  propagating  Christianity  which  animated  the 
first  conquerors  of  Goa,  and  led  their  immediate 
descendants  to  master  the  languages  and  literature 
of  the  broad  lands  won  by  their  sharp  swords,  has 
long  since  departed,  in  all  human  probability  for 
ever.  


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  139 

The  religion  of  Goa  is  the  Roman  Catholic.  The 
primate  is  appointed  from  home,  and  is  expected  to 
pass  the  rest  of  his  life  in  exile.  In  the  ceremonies 
of  the  church  we  observed  a  few,  but  not  very  im- 
portant deviations  from  the  Italian  ritual.  The 
holy  week  and  other  great  festivals  are  still  kept 
up,  but  the  number  of  jerie  (religious  holidays)  has 
of  late  been  greatly  diminished,  and  the  poverty 
of  the  people  precludes  any  attempt  at  display 
on  these  occasions.  All  ecclesiastical  matters  are 
settled  with  the  utmost  facility.  By  the  constitu- 
tion lately  granted,  the  clergy  have  lost  the  power 
of  excommunication.  The  Papal  see,  who  kept  so 
jealous  and  watchful  an  eye  upon  Goa  in  the  days 
of  her  wealth  and  grandeur,  seems  now  almost 
to  have  forgotten  the  existence  of  her  froward 
daughter.*  As  regards  the  effect  of  religion  upon 
the  community  in  general,  we  should  say  that  the 
mild  discipline  of  the  priesthood  has  produced  so  far 
a  happy  result,  that  the  free-thinking  spirit  roused 
by  ecclesiastical  intolerance  in  Europe,  is  all  but 
unknown  here. 

*  And  yet  as  late  as  1840,  the  Government  of  Goa  was 
obliged  to  issue  an  order  confiscating  the  property  of  all  priests 
who  should  submit  to  the  Vicar-apostolic  appointed  by  the 
Pope. 


140  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  priests  always  wear  out  of  doors  the  clerical 
cap  and  cassock.  They  are  now  very  poorly  pro- 
vided for,  and  consequently  lead  regular  lives.  The 
archbishop's  prison  is  almost  always  empty,  and 
the  amount  of  profligacy  which  in  Rome  would  be 
smiled  at  in  a  polite  young  abbate,  would  certainly 
incur  the  severest  penalty  at  Goa.  It  is  said  that 
the  clergy  is  careful  to  maintain  the  reputation  of 
the  profession,  and  that  any  little  peccadilloes,  such 
as  will  and  must  occur  in  a  warm  climate,  and  an 
order  of  celibataires,  are  studiously  concealed  from 
public  observation.  As  might  be  expected,  the 
ecclesiastical  party  prefers  Don  Miguel  to  Donna 
Maria,  the  favourite  of  the  laity,  the  more  so  as  that 
"  excellent  son  of  Don  John  of  Portugal,"  were  he 
even  to  set  his  august  foot  on  the  floors  of  the 
Adjuda,  would  probably  humour  them  in  such  trifles 
as  readmitting  the  Jesuits,  and  reestablishing  the 
Inquisition.  The  only  objection  to  the  holy  pro- 
fession at  Goa  is,  that  the  comparatively  idle  life  led 
by  its  members  oifers  strong  inducements  to  a  poor, 
careless,  and  indolent  people,  who  prefer  its  inutility 
to  pursuits  more  advantageous  to  themselves,  as  well 
as  .more  profitable  to  the  commonweal. 

The  ecclesiastical  education  lasts  about  seven 
years,  three  of  which  are  devoted  to  studying  Latin, 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  141 

one  is  wasted  upon  moral  philosophy,  dialectics  and 
metaphysics,  and  the  remainder  is  deemed  sufficient 
for  theology.  On  certain  occasions,  students  at  the 
different  seminaries  are  taught  the  ceremonies  of 
the  church,  and  lectured  in  the  Holy  Scriptures. 
There  are  two  kinds  of  pupils,  the  resident,  who 
wear  the  clerical  garb,  and  are  limited  in  number, 
and  the  non-resident,  who  dress  like  the  laity, 
unless  they  intend  to  take  orders.  In  this  course  of 
education  much  stress  is  laid  upon,  and  pride  taken 
in,  a  knowledge  of  Latin,  whose  similarity  to  Por- 
tuguese enables  the  student  to  read  and  speak  it 
with  peculiar  facility.  Many  authors  are  perused, 
but  the  niceties  of  scholarship  are  unknown,  good 
editions  of  the  poets  and  orators  being  unprocurable 
here.  Few  Goanese  write  the  classical  language 
well ;  and  though  all  can  master  the  words,  they 
seldom  read  deeply  enough  to  acquire  the  idiom. 
And  lastly,  the  strange  pronunciation  of  the  conso- 
nants in  Portuguese  is  transferred  to  Latin,  impart- 
ing to  it  an  almost  unrecognisable  sound.  The 
clergy  belonging  to  the  country,  of  course  under- 
stand and  speak  the  Concanee  Maharattas.  Ser- 
mons are  sometimes  preached,  and  services  per- 
formed in  this  dialect :  it  boasts  of  a  printed 
volume    of    oraqoens    (prayers)    dated    1660,    for 


142  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

the    benefit    of    the    lowest    and    most    ignorant 
classes. 

The  military  profession  is  bj  no  means  a  fa- 
vourite one,  on  account  of  poor  pay  and  slow- 
promotion.  The  aspirante,  or  cadet,  enters  the 
service  as  a  private,  wears  the  uniform  of  that  rank, 
and  receives  about  10s.  per  mensem  for  attending 
lectures.  After  learning  Portuguese,  the  course  of 
study  is  as  follows  : — 

1st  Term.  Geometry,  Trigonometry  (plane  and 
spherical),  Geodesy  and  Surveying. 

2nd  Term.  Algebra,  differential  and  integral  cal- 
culus. 

3rd  Term.  ]\Iechanics,  Statics,  Dynamics,  Hydro- 
dynamics, Hydrostatics,  Hydraulics,  &c. 

4th  Term.  Gunnery,  Mining,  Practice  of  Artil- 
lery. 

5th  Term.  IS^'avigation  and  the  Use  of  Instru- 
ments. 

6th  Term.  Fortification  and  Military  Architec- 
ture. 

Infantry  cadets  study  geometry  and  field-fortifi- 
cation during  two  or  three  years.  Those  intended 
for  the  Artillery  and  Engineers,  go  through  all  the 
course  above  mentioned,  except  navigation.  Draw- 
ing, in  all  its  branches,  is  taught  by  professors  who 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  143 

are,  generally  speaking,  retired  officers  superintended 
by  a  committee.  After  passing  their  examinations, 
the  names  of  the  cadets  are  put  down  in  the 
Roster,  and  they  are  promoted,  in  due  order,  to 
the  rank  of  alferez,  or  ensign. 

The  total  number  of  the  Goanese  army  may  be 
estimated  at  about  two  thousand '""  men  on  actual 
duty,  besides  the  Mouros,  or  Moors,  who  act  as 
police  and  guards  at  Panjim.  The  regiments  are — 
two  of  infantry,  stationed  at  Bicholim  and  Ponda ; 
two  battalions  of  caqadores  (chasseurs  not  mounted), 
at  Margao  and  Mapuca ;  a  provincial  battalion,  and 
a  corps  of  artillery  at  Panjim.  In  each  regiment 
there  are  six  companies,  composed  of  between  sixty 
and  seventy  men  :  a  full  band  reckons  thirty 
musicians.  The  officers  are  about  as  numerous  as 
in  a  British  corps  on  foreign  service. 

The  army  is  poorly  paid  ;  f  the  privates  receive 
no  salary  when  in  sick  quarters,  and  the  conse- 
quence is  that  they  are  frequently  obliged  to  beg 
their  bread.     We  cannot  therefore  wonder  that  the 

*  Francklin,  who  visited  Goa  in  1786,  says  that  the  army 
was  about  five  thousand  men,  two  regiments  of  which  were 
Europeans.  Even  in  his  day  the  Home  Government  was 
obliged  to  send  large  sums  of  money  annually  to  defray  the 
expenses  of  their  Indian  possessions. 

f   A  colonel  receiving  about  1 51.,  an  ensign,  3l.  per  mensem. 


144  GO  A  AND  THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

European  soldiery  is  considered  the  least  respectable 
part  of  the  whole  community.  Most  of  the  officers 
belong  to  some  family  resident  in  India  ;  conse- 
quently, they  do  not  live  upon  their  pay.  More- 
over, they  have  no  expensive  establishments  to 
keep  up,  and  have  little  marching  or  change  of 
stations. 

The  corps  are  seldom  paraded  ;  once  every  two 
days  is  considered  ample  work  during  the  cold 
season.  Except  on  particular  occasions,  there  are 
no  mounted  officers  on  the  ground,  a  peculiarity 
which  gives  a  remarkably  "  Isfational  Guard "  like 
appearance  to  the  field.  They  are  well  dressed, 
but  very  independent  in  such  movements  as  in 
carrying  the  sword,  or  changing  flanks :  after  a  few 
manoeuvres,  which  partake  more  of  the  character  of 
company  than  battalion  exercise,  the  men  order 
arms,  and  the  captains,  lieutenants,  and  ensigns  all 
fall  out  for  a  few  minutes,  to  smoke  a  leaf-full  of 
tobacco,  and  chat  with  the  commanding  officer. 
They  then  return  to  their  places,  and  the  parade 
proceeds.  The  appearance  of  the  privates  on  the 
drill-ground  is  contemptible  in  the  extreme  The 
smallest  regiment  of  our  little  j\Iaharattas  would 
appear  tolerable  sized  men  by  the  side  of  them  ; 
and  as  for  a  corps  of  Bengalees,  it  ought  to  be  able 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  145 

to  walk  over  an  equal  number  of  such  opponents, 
without  scarcely  a  thrust  of  the  bayonet.  Euro- 
peans and  natives,  in  dirty  clothes,  and  by  no  means 
of  a  uniform  colour — some  fiercely  "  bearded  like 
the  pard,"  some  with  moustachios  as  thick  as 
broomsticks,  others  with  meek  black  faces,  re- 
ligiously shaven  and  shorn  - —  compose  admirably 
heterogeneous  companies  which,  moreover,  never 
being  sized  from  flanks  to  centre,  look  as  jagged 
as  a  row  of  shark's  teeth.  Drill  is  the  last  thing 
thought  of.  The  sergeant,  when  putting  his  recruits 
through  their  manual  and  platoon,  finds  it  neces- 
sary to  refer  to  a  book.  When  the  pupils  are  not 
sufficiently  attentive,  a  spiteful  wring  of  the  ear, 
or  poke  between  the  shoulders,  reminds  them  of 
their  duty.  To  do  justice  to  their  spirit,  we  seldom 
saw  such  admonition  received  in  silence  ;  generally, 
it  was  followed  by  the  description  of  dialogue 
affected  by  two  irritated  fishwives.  So  much  for 
the  outward  signs  of  discipline.  As  regards  the 
efiects  of  drill,  the  loose,  careless,  and  draggling 
way  in  which  the  men  stand  and  move,  would  be 
the  death  of  a  real  English  martinet.  "We  could 
not  help  smiling  at  the  thought  of  how  certain 
friends  of  ours  who,  after  a  march  of  fifteen  miles, 
will    keep    an     unhappy    regiment    ordering    and 

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14G  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

shouldering  arms  for  half  an  hour  in  front  of  their 
tents,  would  behave  themselves,  if  called  to  com- 
mand such  corps. 

Till  latel}^,  no  books  of  tactics  have  been  pub- 
lished for  the  instruction  of  the  Goanese  army. 
At  present  there  are  several,  chiefly  elementary, 
and  translated  from  the  English  and  French.  The 
manual  and  platoon,  the  sword  exercise,  and  other 

small  works  were  prepared  by  ]\Iajor  G n,  an 

ofl[icer  and  linguist  of  some  talent.  We  saw  few 
publications  upon  the  subject  of  military  law. 
Courts-martial  are  rare  compared  with  the  absurd 
number  yearly  noted  in  the  annals  of  the  Indian 
army,  where  a  boy  of  eighteen  scarcely  ever  com- 
mits a  fault  for  which  he  would  be  breeched  at 
school,  without  being  solemnly  tried  upon  the  charge 
of  "  conduct  highly  unbecoming  an  oflficer  and  a 
gentleman." 

To  conclude  the  subject  of  the  Goanese  army, 
it  is  evident  that  there  are  two  grand  flaws  in  its 
composition.  The  oiEcers  are  compelled  to  be 
scientific,  not  practical  men,  and  the  soldiers  are 
half-drilled.  This  propensity  for  mathematics  is, 
of  course,  a  European  importation.  Beginning  with 
France,  it  has  spread  over  the  Western  Continent 
till  at  last,  like  sundry  other  new-fangled  fashions, 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  147 

it  has  been  seized  upon  and  applied  to  the  British 
army.     AYhj  a  captain  commanding  a  company,  or 
a  colonel  in  charge  of  a  battalion,  should  be  required 
to  have  Geometry,  History,  and  Geography  at   his 
fingers'    ends,    we   cannot   exactly   divine.       With 
respect  to  drill,  it   may  be  remarked  that,  when 
imperfectly  taught,  it  is  worse  than  useless  to  the 
soldier.       We   moderns   seem   determined   to    dis- 
courage the  personal  prowess,  gymnastics,  and  the 
perpetual  practice   of  weapons  in  which  our  fore- 
fathers took  such  pride.     We  are  right  to  a  certain 
extent :  the  individual  should  be  forced  to  feel  that 
his  safety  lies  in  acting  in  concert  with  others.     At 
the  same  time,  in  our  humble  opinion,  they  carry 
the  principle  too  far  who  would  leave  him  destitute 
of  the  means  of  defending  himself  when  obliged 
to  act  singly.     How  many  good  men  and  true  have 
we  lost  during  the  late  wars,  simply  in  consequence 
of  our  neglecting  to  instruct  them  in  the  bayonet 
exercise!     And  may  not  this   fact   in    some  wise 
account  for  the  difficulty  experienced   of  late  by 
disciplined  troops  in  contending  with  semi-civilised 
tribes,  whose    military   studies    consist   of  athletic 
exercises  which  prepare  the  body  for  hardship  and 
fatigue,  and  the  skilful  use  of  weapons  that  ensures 
success  in  single  combat '{      The  English,   Frencli, 

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148  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

and  Russians  have,  within  the  last  fifteen  years,  all 
suffered  more  or  less  severely  from  the  undrilled 
valour,  and  the  irregular  attacks  of  the  Aflfghans, 
Arabs,  and  Circassians. 

Young  aspirants  to  the  honours  which  Justinian 
gives,  have  no  public  schools  to  frequent,  nor  can 
they  study  gratis.  In  a  community  which  so  deci- 
dedly prefers  coppers  to  knowledge,  this  is  per- 
haps one  of  the  most  judicious  measures  imagin- 
able for  limiting  the  number  of  this  troublesome 
order.  The  law  students  frequent  private  establish- 
ments at  Margao,  and  a  course  of  two  years  is 
generally  considered  sufficient  to  qualify  them  for 
practice.  After  a  very  superficial  examination  in 
the  presence  of  a  committee  composed  of  two  judges 
and  a  president,  they  receive,  if  found  competent, 
a  diploma,  and  proceed  to  seek  employment  in  one 
of  the  courts. 

Justice  at  Goa,  as  in  British  India,  seems  to  have 
adapted  herself  to  the  peculiarities  of  the  country 
much  better  than  one  might  have  expected  from  a 
character  so  uncompromising  as  hers  is  generally 
represented  to  be.  The  great  difference  between 
us  and  the  Portuguese  is,  that  whereas  we  shoot 
and  hang  upon  the  authority  of  our  civil  and  mili- 
tary  courts,    no   Goanese  can   be   brought   to   the 


ORIEiNTAL   STUDIES.  149 

gallows  till  the  death-warrant,  bearing  her  majesty's 
signature,  arrives  from  Europe, — a  pleasant  state  of 
suspense  for  the  patient !  Murder  and  sacrilege  are 
the  only  crimes  which  lead  to  capital  punishment ; 
for  lesser  offences,  criminals  are  transported  to  the 
Mozambique,  or  imprisoned  in  the  jail  —  a  dirty 
building,  originally  intended  for  a  Mint — or  simply 
banished  from  Goa. 

Those  covetous  of  the  riches  which  Galen  is  said 
to  grant,  are  prepared  for  manslaughter — to  use  a 
Persian  phrase — by  a  course  of  five  years'  study. 
They  are  expected  to  attend  lectures  every  day, 
except  on  Thursdays  and  Sundays,  the  principal 
religious  festivals,  and  a  long  vacation  that  lasts 
from  the  fifteenth  of  March  to  the  middle  of  June. 
On  the  first  of  April  every  year,  the  students  are 
examined,  and  two  prizes  are  given.  The  professors 
are  four  in  number,  three  surgeons  and  one  phy- 
sician, together  with  two  assistants.  The  course 
commences  with  Anatomy  and  Physiology ;  during 
the  second  year  Materia  Medica  and  Pharmacy  are 
studied  ;  the  surgical  and  chemical  branches  of  the 
profession  occupy  the  third  ;  and  the  last  is  devoted 
to  Pathology  and  Medical  Jurisprudence.  The  hos- 
pital must  be  visited  every  day  during  the  latter 
half  of  the  course.     It  is  a  large  edifice,  situated 


150  GO  A   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

at  the  west  end  of  the  town,  close  to  the  sea,  but 
by  no  means,  we  should  imagine,  in  a  favourable 
position  for  health,  as  a  channel  of  fetid  mud 
passes  close  under  the  walls.  The  building  can 
accommodate  about  three  hundred  patients  and  is 
tolerably  but  not  scrupulously  clean.  It  contains 
two  wards,  one  for  surgical,  the  other  for  medical 
cases,  a  chapel,  an  apartment  for  sick  prisoners  and 
a  variety  of  different  lecture-rooms.  After  his  four 
years  of  study,  the  pupil  is  examined,  and  either 
rejected  or  presented  with  a  diploma  and  permis- 
sion to  practise. 

The  elementary  works  upon  the  subjects  of 
Anatomy  and  Materia  Medica  are,  generally  speak- 
ing, Portuguese ;  the  proficient,  however,  is  com- 
pelled to  have  recourse  to  French  books,  which  have 
not  been  translated  into  his  vernacular  tongue. 
The  English  system  of  medicine  is  universally 
execrated,  and  very  justly.  Dieting,  broths,  and 
ptisanes,  cure  many  a  native  whose  feeble  constitu- 
tion would  soon  sink  beneath  our  blisters,  calomel, 
bleeding,  and  drastic  purges.  As  might  be  ex- 
pected, all  the  modern  scientific  refinements,  or 
quackeries,  are  known  here  only  by  name.  We 
were  surprised,  however,  by  the  general  ignorance 
of  the  properties  of  herbs  and  simples — a  primitive 


ORIENTAL   STUDIES.  151 

science  in  which  the  native    of  India    is,  usually 
speaking,  deeply  read. 


The  principal  Oriental  tongues  studied  by  the 
early  Portuguese  in  their  mania  for  converting  the 
heathens  were  the  Malabar,  Maharatta,  Ethiopic, 
and  Japanese,  the  dialects  of  Congo,  and  the 
Canary  Isles,  the  Hebrew,  and  the  Arabic.  The 
Portuguese  Jews,  in  the  fifteenth  century,  were  cele- 
brated for  their  proficiency  in  Biblical,  Talmudic, 
and  Rabbinical  lore  ;  and  the  work  of  Joao  de 
Souza,  entitled,  "  Documentos  Arabics  de  Historia 
Portugueza  copiades  dos  originaes  da  Torre  do' 
Tombo,"  is  a  fair  specimen  of  Orientalism,  consider- 
ing the  early  times  in  which  it  was  composed.  Of 
late  years,  Portuguese  zeal  for  propagating  the  faith, 
depressed  by  poverty,  and  worn  out  by  the  slow 
and  sure  spiritual  vis  inertice,  which  the  natives 
of  the  East  have  opposed  to  the  pious  efforts  of 
Modern  Europe,  appears  to  have  sunk  into  the  last 
stage  of  decline,  and  with  it  their  ancient  ardour 
for  the  study  of  so  many,  and,  in  some  cases, 
such  unattractive  languages. 

Our  case  is  very  different  from  theirs.  In  addi- 
tion to  religious  incentives,  hundreds  of  our  nation 
have  more  solid  and  powerful  inducements  to  labour 


152  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

held  out  to  tliem.  We  fondly  hope  and  believe 
that  the  days  are  passed  when  Oriental  study  and 
ruin  were  almost  synonymous.  Within  the  last 
few  years  we  have  more  or  less  facilitated  the  ac- 
quisition, and  rifled  the  literature  of  between  thirty 
and  forty  eastern  dialects — a  labour  of  which  any 
nation  might  be  proud.  Our  industry,  too,  is  ap- 
parently still  unabated.  Societies  for  the  trans- 
lation and  publication  of  new  works.  Oriental 
libraries ;  and,  perhaps,  the  most  useful  step  of 
all,  the  lithographic  process,  which  has  lately  sup- 
planted the  old  and  unseemly  moveable  types,  are 
fast  preparing  a  royal  road  for  the  Oriental  learner. 
It  may  be  observed  that  the  true  means  of  pro- 
moting the  study  is  to  diminish  its  laboriousness, 
and  still  more  its  expense.  So  far  we  have  been 
uncommonly  successful.  For  instance,  an  excellent 
and  correct  lithograph  of  Mirkhond's  celebrated  his- 
tory, the  "  Rauzat  el  Safa,"  may  now  be  bought  for 
3/.  or  4/. ;  a  few  years  ago  the  student  would  have 
paid  probably  70/.  or  80/.  for  a  portion  of  the  same 
work  in  the  correct  MS. 

At  the  same  time  we  quite  concur  in  the  opinion 
of  the  eminent  Orientalist,"'  who  declared,  ex  ca- 
thedra, that  our  literary  achievements  in  this  branch 
*  The  translator  of  Ibn  Batuta's  Travels. 


ORIENTAL    STUDIES.  153 

bear  no  flattering  proportion  to  the  vastness  of 
our  means  as  a  nation.  It  is  true,  to  quote  one 
of  many  hard  cases,  that  we  must  send  to  Ger- 
many or  Russia  for  grammars  and  publications  in 
the  Affghan  language,  although  the  country  lies 
at  our  very  doors.  But  the  cause  of  this  is  the 
want  of  patronage  and  assistance,  not  any  defici- 
ency in  power  or  ability.  There  are  many  un- 
known D'Herbelots  in  India,  unfortunately  Eng- 
land has  not  one  Ferdinand. '" 

*  Ferdinand,  the  second  Duke  of  Tuscany,  was  the  muni- 
ficent patron  of  the  father  of  Western  Orientalism. 


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154  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  IX. 


ADIEU    TO   PAlfJIM. 


At  a  time  when  public  attention  is  so  deeply 
interested  in  the  twin  subjects  of  colonization  and 
conversion,  some  useful  lessons  may  be  derived 
from  the  miserable  state  of  the  celebrated  Por- 
tuguese settlement ;  even  though  our  present  and 
their  past  positions  be  by  no  means  parallel  in 
all  points,  and  though  a  variety  of  fortuitous  cases, 
such  as  the  pestilence  and  warfare  which  led  to 
their  decadence,  cannot  or  may  not  affect  our  more 
extended  Indian  empire. 

The  Portuguese,  it  must  be  recollected,  generally 
speaking,  contented  themselves  with  seizing  the  dif- 
ferent lines  of  sea-coast,  holding  them  by  means  of 
forts,  stations,  and  armed  vessels,  and  using  them 
for  the  purpose  of  monopolising  the  export  and 
import  trade  of  the  interior.  In  the  rare  cases 
when  they  ventured   up   the   country   they   made 


ADIEU   TO    PANJIM.  155 

a  point  of  colonising  it.  We,  on  the  contrary, 
have  hitherto  acted  upon  the  principle  of  subju- 
gating whole  provinces  to  our  sway,  and  such  has 
been  our  success,  that  not  only  the  Christian,  but 
even  the  heathen,  sees  the  finger  of  Providence 
directing  our  onward  course  of  conquest. 

Of  late  years,  climates  supposed  to  be  favourable 
to  the  European  constitution,  such  as  the  Neilgherry 
hills  and  the  lower  slopes  of  the  Himalayas,  have 
been  discovered,  tested,  and  approved  of.  Deter- 
mined to  make  use  of  them,  our  legislators  have 
taken  the  wise  step  of  establishing  barracks  for  the 
British  soldiery  in  places  where  they  may  live  in 
comparative  health  and  comfort  during  peaceful 
times,  and  yet  be  available  for  immediate  active 
service,  whenever  and  wherever  their  presence  may 
be  required. 

But  we  are  not  willing  to  stop  here,  we  argue 
that  such  salubrious  and  fertile  tracts  of  country 
would  form  excellent  permanent  settlements  for 
half-pay  officers,  pensioners,  worn-out  soldiers,  and 
others,  who  prefer  spending  the  remainder  of 
their  days  in  the  land  of  their  adoption.  Here, 
then,  we  have  the  proposed  beginning  of  a 
colony. 

To  the  probability  of  extensive  success,  or  public 


156  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

utility  in  such  a  scheme,  there  are  two  important 
objections. 

In  the  first  place,  supposing  the  offspring  of  the 
colonists  to  be  of  pure  European  blood,  we  must 
expect  them  to  degenerate  after  the  second  genera- 
tion. All  who  have  sojourned  long  in  the  southern 
parts  of  Europe,  such  as  Italy  or  Spain,  must  have 
remarked  the  deleterious  effects  of  a  hot  and  dry 
climate  upon  a  race  that  thrives  only  in  a  cold  and 
damp  one.  An  English  child  brought  up  in  Italy 
is,  generally  speaking,  more  sickly,  more  liable  to 
nervous  and  hepatic  complaints,  and,  consequently, 
more  weakened  in  mind  as  well  as  body,  than 
even  the  natives  of  the  country.  If  this  remark 
hold  true  in  the  South  of  Europe,  it  is  not  likely 
to  prove  false  in  tropical  latitudes. 

But,  secondly,  if  acting  upon  Albuquerque's  fatal 
theory,  we  encourage  intermarriage  with  the  natives 
of  the  country,  such  colony  would  be  Avorse  than 
useless  to  us.  We  cannot  but  think  that  the 
Hindoos  are  the  lowest  branch  of  the  Caucasian  or 
Iranian  family ;  and,  moreover,  that,  contrary  to 
what  might  be  expected,  any  intermixture  of  blood 
with  the  higher  classes  of  that  same  race  produces 
a  still  inferior  development.  Some  have  accounted 
for  the  mental  inferiority  of  the   mixed   breed  by 


ADIEU   TO   PAN JIM.  157 

a  supposed  softness  or  malformation  of  the  brain, 
others  argue  that  the  premature  depravity  and 
excess  to  which  they  are  prone,  enervate  their 
bodies,  and,  consequently,  affect  their  minds.  What- 
ever may  be  the  cause  of  the  phenomenon  its  ex- 
istence is,  we  humbly  opine,  undeniable.  Neither 
British  nor  Portuguese  India  ever  produced  a  half- 
caste  at  all  deserving  of  being  ranked  in  the  typical 
order  of  man. 

Our  empire  in  the  East  has  justly  been  described 
as  one  of  opinion,  that  is  to  say,  it  is  founded  upon 
the  good  opinion  entertained  of  us  by  the  natives, 
and  their  bad  opinion  of  themselves.  In  the  old 
times  of  the  Honourable  East  India  Company,  when 
no  Englishman  or  Englishwoman  was  permitted  to 
reside  in  India,  without  formal  permission,  the 
people  respected  us  more  than  they  do  now.  Ad- 
mitting this  assertion,  it  is  not  difficult  to  account 
for  the  reason  why,  of  late  years,  a  well-appointed 
British  force  has  more  than  once  found  it  difficult 
to  defeat  a  rudely-drilled  Indian  array.  We  are 
the  same  men  we  were  in  the  days  of  Clive  and 
Cornwallis  ;  the  people  of  India  are  not ;  formerly 
they  fought  expecting  to  be  defeated,  now  they  enter 
the  field  flushed  with  hopes  of  success.  We  can- 
not but  suspect  that  the  lower  estimate  they  have 


158  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

formed  of  their  antagonists  has  more  to  do  with 
their  increased  formidableness,  than  any  other  of 
the  minor  causes  to  which  it  is  usually  attributed. 
But  if  not  contented  with  exposing  individuals  to 
their  contempt,  we  offer  them  whole  colonies,  we 
may  expect  to  incur  even  greater  disasters.  Every 
'  one  knows  that  if  the  people  of  India  could  be 
c  unanimous  for  a  day  they  might  sweep  us  from 
their  country  as  dust  before  a  whirlwind.  There 
is  little  danger  of  their  combining  so  long  as  they 
dread  us.  Such  fear  leads  to  distrust ;  every  man 
knows  himself,  and,  consequently,  suspects  his  neigh- 
bour, to  be  false.  Like  the  Italians  in  their  late  war 
of  independence  the  cry  of  tradimento  (treachery) 
is  sufficient  to  paralyse  every  arm,  however  critical 
be  the  hour  in  which  it  is  raised.  So  it  is  in  India. 
But  their  distrust  of  each  other,  as  well  as  their 
respect  for  us,  is  founded  entirely  upon  their  fear 
of  our  bayonets. 

In  whatever  way,  then,  we  propose  to  populate 
our  settlement,  we  place  ourselves  in  a  position  of 
equal  difficulty  and  danger.  Such  colonies  would, 
like  Goa,  be  born  with  the  germs  of  sure  and  speedy 
decline,  and  well  for  our  Indian  empire  in  general, 
if  the  contagious  effects  of  their  decay  did  not 
extend  far  and  wide  through  the  land. 


ADIEU  TO   PAN  JIM.  159 

The  conversion  of  the  natives  of  India  to  Chris- 
tianity has  of  late  years  become  a  species  of  ex- 
citement in  our  native  country,  and,  consequently, 
many  incorrect,  prejudiced  and  garbled  statements  of 
the  progress  and  success  of  the  good  work  have  gone 
forth  to  the  world.    Not  a  few  old  Indians  returned 
home,   have  been  very  much   surprised  by  hearing 
authentic  accounts   and    long   details   of  effectual 
missionary  labour  which  they  certainly  never  wit- 
nessed.    Our  candour  may  not  be  appreciated — it 
is  so  difficult  for  the  enthusiastic  to  avoid  running 
down  an  opinion  contrary  to  their  own — we  can- 
not, however,  but  confess  that  some  years  spent  in 
Western  India  have  convinced  us  that  the  results 
hitherto   obtained   are   utterly   disproportionate  to 
the   means   employed    for    converting  the    people. 
Moreover,  study  of  the  native  character  forces  us 
to   doubt  whether   anything   like   success   upon  a 
grand  scale  can  ever  reasonably  be  anticipated.    We 
have  often  heard  it  remarked  by  those  most  con- 
versant with   the   deep-rooted  prejudices  and   the 
fanatic   credulity   of  the   Hindoos   that   with  half 
the  money  and  trouble  we  have  lavished  upon  them 
they  could  have  made  double  the  number  of  con- 
verts to  their  heathenism  in  Europe. 

The  splendid  success  of  the  Portuguese  in  con- 


160  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

verting  the  Hindoos,  was  owing  to  two  main  causes, 
the  first,  their  persecution,*  which  compelled  many 
natives  to  assume  European  names,  adopt  the  dress, 
manners,  and  customs  of  the  West,  and  gradually  to 
lapse,  if  we  may  use  the  expression,  into  Chris- 
tianity. After  once  entering  a  church,  the  prose- 
lytes were  under  the  strict  surveillance  of  the 
Inquisition,  who  never  allowed  a  "  new  Christian  " 
to  apostatize  without  making  a  signal  example  of 
him.  In  the  second  place,  the  Portuguese  sent  out 
in  all  directions  crowds  of  missionaries,  who,  as 
Tavernier  informs  us,  assumed  the  native  dress,  and 
taught  under  the  disguise  of  Jogees  and  other 
Hindoo  religious  characters,  a  strange,  and  yet 
artful  mixture  of  the  two  faiths.  That  these  indi- 
viduals sacrificed  the  most  vital  points  of  their 
religion  to  forward  the  end  they  proposed  to  them- 
selves, we  have  ample  proof;  at  the  same  time  that 
they  were  eminently  successful,  is  equally  well 
known.  The  virulent  animosity  that  existed  be- 
tween the  Jesuits  and  Jansenists  disclosed  to  asto- 
nished Europe  the  system  of  adaptation  adopted  by 

*  When  Vasco  de  Gama  returned  to  India,  part  of  his 
freight  was  "  eight  Franciscan  friars,  eight  chaplains,  and  one 
chaplain  major,  who  were  instructed  to  begin  by  preaching 
and,  if  that  failed,  to  proceed  to  the  decision  of  the  sword." 


ADIEU  TO   PxVNJIM.  101 

the  former,  and  Benedict  XIV.,  by  a  violent  bull, 
put  an  end  at  once  to  their  unjustifiable  means,  and 
their  consequent  successfulness  of  conversion.'"" 

We  bj  no  means  mean  to  insinuate  that  our 
holy  faith  is  unfavourable  to  the  development 
or  progression  of  the  human  species.  Still  it  can- 
not be  concealed  that,  generally  speaking,  through- 
out the  East  the  Christian  is  inferior,  as  regards 
strength,  courage,  and  principle  to  the  average  of 
the  tribes  which  populate  that  part  of  the  world. 
His  deficiency  of  personal  vigour  may  be  accounted 
for  by  the  use  of  impure  meats,  and  the  spirituous 
liquors  in  which  he  indulges.  The  w^ant  of  cere- 
monial ablutions,  also,  undoubtedly  tends  to  dete- 
riorate the  race.  It  may  be  observed,  that  from 
Zoroaster  and  Moses  downwards,  no  founder  of  an 
Eastern  faith  has  ever  omitted  to  represent  his 
dietetic  or  ablusive  directions  as  inspired  decrees, 
descending  from  Heaven.  Care  applied  to  public 
health,  ensures  the  prosperity  of  a  people,  especially 
amongst  semi-barbarous  races,  where  health  engen- 
ders bodily  vigour,  strength  begets  courage,  and 
bravery  a  rude  principle  of  honour. 

*  The  curious  reader  will  find  the  subject  of  Jesuitical  con- 
version in  India  most  ably  treated  in  Sir  J.  E.  Tennent's  late 
work  on  "  Christianity  in  Ceylon." 


162  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

What  Goa  has  done  may  serve  as  a  lesson  to 
us.  She  compelled  or  induced  good  Hindoos  and 
Moslems  to  become  bad  Christians.  The  conse- 
quence has  been  the  utter  degeneracy  of  the  breed, 
who  have  been  justly  characterized  by  our  House 
of  Commons  as  "  a  race  the  least  respected  and  re- 
spectable, and  the  least  fitted  for  soldiers  of  all  the 
tribes  that  diversify  the  populous  country  of  India." 

In  conclusion,  we  have  only  to  inform  our  reader 
that  the  opinions  thus  boldly  proposed  to  him  are, 
we  believe,  those  entertained  by  many  of  the  acutest 
judges  of  native  character  and  native  history.  It 
is  easy  to  understand  why  they  are  not  more  often 
offered  to  public  attention. 


After  addressing  a  note  to  the  Secretary  for  per- 
mission to  leave  Goa,  we  set  out  in  quest  of  a 
conveyance  ;  and  deeply  we  had  to  regret  that  we 
did  not  retain  our  old  pattimar.  The  owners  of 
vessels,  knowing  that  we  must  pay  the  price  they 
asked,  and  seeing  that  we  were  determined  to 
migrate  southwards,  became  extortionate  beyond 
all  bounds.  At  last  we  thought  ourselves  happy 
to  secure  a  wretched  little  boat  for  at  least 
double  the  usual  hire.  After  duly  taking  leave 
of  our  small  circle  of  acquaintances,  we  transferred 


ADIEU   TO    PANJIM.  163 

ourselves  and  luggage  on  board  the  San  Ignacio 
awaiting  the  pleasure  of  the  Tindal  —  a  hard- 
featured  black  Portuguese  —  to  quit  the  land  of 
ruins  and  cocoa  trees.  Before  preparing  for  rest 
we  went  through  the  usual  ceremony  of  muster- 
ing our  crew,  and  ascertaining  the  probable  hour 
of  our  departure  :  we  presently  found,  as  we  might 
have  guessed,  that  they  were  all  on  shore  except  a 
man  and  a  diminutive  boy,  and  that  consequently 
we  were  not  likely  to  weigh  anchor  before  2  a.m., 
at  least  five  hours  later  than  was  absolutely  neces- 
sary. As  we  felt  no  desire  to  encounter  the  various 
Egyptian  plagues  of  the  cabin,  we  ordered  a  table 
to  be  placed  under  the  awning,  and  seated  ourselves 
upon  the  same  with  the  firm  determination  of  being 
as  patient  and  long-sufiering  as  possible. 

The  night  was  a  lovely  one  —  fair  and  cool 
as  ever  made  amends  for  a  broiling  and  glaring 
April  day  in  these  detestable  latitudes.  A  more 
beautiful  sight,  perhaps,  was  never  seen  than  the 
moon  rising  like  a  ball  of  burnished  silver  through 
the  deep  azure  of  the  clear  sky,  and  shedding 
her  soft  radiance  down  the  whole  length  of  the 
Rio.  The  little  villages  almost  hidden  from  view 
by  the  groves  of  impending  trees,  whose  heads 
glistened  as  if  hoar-frost  had  encrusted  them  ;  the 


164  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

solemn  forms  of  the  towering  churches,  the  ruins 
of  Old  Goa  dimlj  perceptible  in  the  far  distance, 
and  nearer,  Panjim,  lying  in  darkness  under  the 
shadow  of  the  hills,  all  looked  delightfully  tranquil 
and  peaceful.  Besides,  we  were  about  to  bid  adieu 
to  scenes  in  which  we  had  spent  a  pleasant  hour  or 
two,  and  they  are  epochs  in  the  traveller's  life, 
these  farewells  to  places  or  faces  we  admire.  Will 
then  the  reader  wonder  if  we  confess  that,  under 
the  circumstances  of  the  case,  we  really  had  no 
resource  but  to  feel  poetically  disposed?  And,  as 
happens  in  such  cases,  the  Demon  of  Doggrel  em- 
boldened by  the  presence  of  those  two  kindred 
spirits,  the  naughty  Herba  Nicotiana  and  the  im- 
modest "  Naiad  of  the  Phlegethontic  Eill  Cogniac," 
tempted  us  so  long  and  sorely,  that  he  at  last  suc- 
ceeded in  causing  us  to  perpetrate  the  following 

LINES. 

Adieu,  fair  land,  deep  silence  reigns 
O'er  hills  and  dales  and  fertile  plains ; 
Save  when  the  soft  and  fragrant  breeze 
Sighs  through  the  groves  of  tufted  trees ; 
Or  the  rough  breakers'  distant  roar, 
Is  echoed  by  the  watery  shore. 
Whilst  gazing  on  the  lovely  view, 
How  grating  sounds  the  word  "  adieu  ! "  ■ 
What  tongue 


ADIEU   TO    PAN  JIM.  165 

Aye,  what  tongue  indeed  1      In  an  instant  the 
demon  fled,  as  our  crew,  in  the  last  stage  of  roaring 
intoxication,  scaled  the  side  of  what  we  were  about 
poetically  to  designate  our  "  bark."     A  few  minutes' 
consideration  convinced  us  that  energetic  measures 
must  be  adopted  if  we  wished  to  restore  order  or 
quiet.     In  vain  were  the  efforts  of  our  eloquence  ; 
equally  useless  some  slight  preliminary  exertions  of 
toe  and  talon.     At  last,  exasperated  by  the  failure, 
and  perhaps  irritated  by  thinking  of  the  beautiful 
lines  we  might  have  indited  but  for  the  inopportune 
interruption,   we  ventured   to   administer  a  rapid 
succession    of  small    double   raps   to   the    Tindal's 
shaven  and  cocoanut-like  pericranium.     The  wretch 
ceased  his  roaring,  rose  from  off  his  hams,  and  after 
regarding  us  for  a  minute  with  a  look  of  intense 
drunken   ferocity,    precipitated    himself    into    the 
water.      Finding   the  tide  too  strong  for  him  he 
iDegan  to  shriek  like  a  dying  pig ;  his  crew  shouted 
because    he    shouted,    sympathetically   yelled    the 
sailors  in  the  neighbouring  boats,  and  the  sentinels 
on  shore  began  to  give  the  alarm.     Never,  perhaps, 
has  there  been  such  confusion  at   Goa   since   the 
Maharatta  rode  round  her  walls.     Up  rushed  the 
harbour  master,  the  collector  of  customs,  the  mili- 
tary,  and   the    police  —  even   his    Excellency   the 


166  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Governor  General  of  all  the  Indies,  did  not  deem 
it  beneath  his  dignity  to  quit  the  palace  for  the 
purpose  of  ascertaining  what  had  caused  the  tur- 
moil. The  half-drowned  wretch,  when  hurried  into 
the  high  presence,  declared,  in  extenuation  of  his 
conduct,  that  he  had  imprudently  shipped  on  board 
the  San  Ignacio,  an  Inglez  or  Englishman,  who  had 
deliberately  commenced  murdering  the  crew  the 
moment  they  came  on  board.  The  Governor,  how- 
ever, seeing  the  truth  of  things,  ordered  him  imme- 
diately to  be  placed  in  the  nearest  quarter  guard 
till  midnight,  at  which  time  it  was  calculated  that, 
by  virtue  of  the  ducking,  he  might  be  sober  enough 
to  set  sail. 

As  we  rapidly  glided  by  the  Castle  of  Agoada,  all 
our  crew  stood  up,  and  with  hands  reverentially 
upraised,  said  their  prayers.  They  did  not,  how- 
ever, pay  much  respect  to  the  patron  saint  of  the 
boat,  whose  image,  a  little  painted  doll,  in  a  wooden 
box,  occupied  a  conspicuous  position  in  the  "  cuddy." 
A  pot  of  oil  with  a  lighted  wick  was,  it  is  true, 
regularly  placed  before  him  every  night  to  warn  the 
vermin  against  molesting  so  holy  a  personage  :  the 
measure,  however,  failed  in  success,  as  the  very  first 
evening  we  came  on  board,  a  huge  rat  took  his 
station    upon  the    saint's  back  and  glared  at  us, 


ADIEU   TO   PAN  JIM.  167 

stretching  his  long  sharp  snout  over  the  unconscious 
San  Ignacio's  head.  One  evening,  as  the  weather 
appeared  likely  to  be  squally,  we  observed  that  the 
usual  compliment  was  not  offered  to  the  patron, 
and  had  the  curiosity  to  inquire  why. 

"  Why  1 "  vociferated  the  Tindal  indignantly,  "  if 
that  chap  can't  keep  the  sky  clear,  he  shall  have 
neither  oil  nor  wick  from  me,  d — n  him  !  " 

"  But  I  should  have  supposed  that  in  the  hour 
of  danger  you  would  have  paid  him  more  than 
usual  attention  1 " 

"  The  fact  is.  Sahib,  I  have  found  out  that  the 
fellow  is  not  worth  his  salt  :  the  last  time  we  had 
an  infernal  squall  with  him  on  board,  and  if  he 
doesn't  keep  this  one  off,  I  '11  just  throw  him  over- 
board, and  take  to  Santa  Caterina:  hang  me,  if 
I  don't — the  brother-in-law  !"  * 

And  so  saying  the  Tindal  looked  ferocious 
things  at  the  placid  features  of  San  Ignacio. 

The  peculiar  conformation  of  our  captain's  mind, 
recalled  to  memory  a  somewhat  similar  phenomenon 
which  we  noticed  in  our  younger  days.  We  were 
toiling  up  a  steep  and  muddy  mountain-road  over 
the  Apennines,  on  foot,  to  relieve  our  panting  steeds, 
whom  the  vetturino  was  fustigating,  con  amore,  at 

*  A  common  term  of  insult. 


168  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  same  time  venting  fearful  imprecations  upon 
the  soul  of  Sant'  Antonino  Piccino,  or  the  younger. 

At  length,  tired  of  hearing  the  cadet  so  defamed, 
we  suggested  that  our  friend  should  address  a  few 
similar  words  to  the  other  Sant'  Antonino  —  the 
elder. 

"  The  elder ! "  cried  the  vetturino,  aghast  with 
horror.  "  Oh,  'per  Bacco  die  hestemmia — what  a 
blasphemy  !  No,  I  daren't  abuse  His  Sanctity ;  but 
as  for  this  little  riifiano  of  a  younger,  I  Ve  worn 
his  portrait  these  ten  years,  and  know  by  this  time 
that  nothing  is  to  be  got  out  of  him  without  hard 
words." 

On  the  fourth  day  after  our  departure  from 
Panjim,  a  swarm  of  canoes  full  of  fishermen, 
probably  the  descendants  of  the  ancient  Malabar 
pirates,  gave  us  happy  tidings  of  speedy  arrival. 
They  were  a  peculiar-looking  race  dressed  in  head- 
gear made  of  twisted  palm  leaves,  and  looking 
exactly  as  if  an  umbrella,  composed  of  matting, 
had  been  sewn  on  to  the  top  of  a  crownless  hat 
of  the  same  material. 

And  now  we  are  in  the  ]\Ialabar  seas. 


CALICUT.  169 


CHAPTER  X. 


CALICUT. 


Can  those  three  or  four  bungalows,  with  that 
stick-like  light-house  between  them  and  the  half- 
dozen  tiled  and  thatched  roofs  peeping  from  amongst 
the  trees,  compose  Calicut — the  city  of  world-wide 
celebrity,  which  immortalised  herself  by  giving  a 
name  to  calico  1 

Yes ;  but  when  we  land  we  shall  find  a  huge 
mass  of  huts  and  hovels,  each  built  in  its  own 
yard  of  cocoas  with  bazaars,  vast  and  peculiar- 
looking  mosques,  a  chapel  or  two,  courts  and 
cutcherries,  a  hospital,  jail,  barracks,  and  a  variety 
of  bungalows.  Seen  from  the  sea,  all  the  towns 
on  this  coast  look  like  straggling  villages,  with  a 
background   of  distant   blue   hill,"    and   a  middle 

*  The  mountains  distinctly  visible  from  the  sea  off  Calicut, 
in  clear  weather,  are  the  Koondah  range  of  the  Neilgherries, 
or  Blue  Hills. 

I 


170     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

space  of  trees,  divided  by  a  strip  of  sand  from  the 
watery  plain, 
,  Calicut  is  no  longer  the 

Cidade — nobre  e  rica  * 
described  by  Camoens'  tuneful  muse.  Some,  indeed, 
declare  that  the  present  city  is  not  the  one  alluded 
to  in  the  Lusiad.  There  is  a  tradition  amongst 
the  natives  of  the  country,  that  the  ancient  Calicut 
was  merged  beneath  the  waves ;  but  in  the  East, 
tradition  is  always  a  terrible  romancer.  So  we 
will  still  continue  to  believe  that  here  old  De  Gama 
first  cast  anchor  and  stepped  forth  from  his  weather- 
beaten  ship,  at  the  head  of  his  mail-clad  warriors, 
upon  the  land  of  promise. 

D'Anville  assigns  two  dates  to  the  foundation  of 
Calicut,  the  earlier  one  f — a.d.  805 — will  suit  his- 
torical purposes  sufficiently  well.  There  is  nothing 
to  recommend  the  position  selected.  During  the  mon- 
soon, no  vessel  can  approach  the  anchorage-ground 
with  safety,  and  even  in  the  fine  season  many  have 
been  wrecked  upon  the  reefs  of  rocks  which  line  the 
coast.  Very  little  wind  suffices  to  raise  the  surf : 
Nature  has  made  no  attempt  at  a  harbour,  and  the 
ships  lying  in  an  open  roadstead,  are  constantly  liable 

*  "  Noble  and  wealthy  city." 
t  The  later  is  a.d.  907. 


CALICUT.  171 

to  be  driven  on  the  sand  and  mud-banks  around 
them.  Tippoo  Sultan —  a  very  long-headed  indi- 
vidual, by  the  bye — saw  the  defects  of  the  situation, 
and  determining  to  remove  the  town  about  six  miles 
southward  to  the  mouth  of  the  Beypoor,  or  Arricode 
river,  where  a  natural  port  exists,  adopted  the 
energetic  measure  of  alm.ost  destroying  the  old  city, 
that  the  inhabitants  might  experience  less  regret 
in  leaving  their  homes.  The  Moslem  emperor  re- 
garded Calicut  with  no  peculiar  good-will.  He  and 
his  subjects  were  perpetually  engaged  in  little 
squabbles,  which  by  no  means  tended  to  promote 
kindly  feeling  between  them.*  On  one  occasion, 
offended  by  the  fanaticism  of  the  Nair  and  Tiyar 
Hindoos,  their  ruler  pulled  down  almost  every 
pagoda  in  the  place,  and  with  the  stones  erected 
a  splendid  tank  in  the  middle  of  the  large  open 
space  where  the  travellers'  bungalow  now  stands. 

*  In  1788,  Tippoo  was  induced  by  ill-timed  zeal  or  mistaken 
policy  to  order  the  circumcision  and  conversion  of  the  Malabar 
Hindoos,  and  compelled  the  Brahmans  to  eat  beef,  as  an  example 
to  the  other  inferior  castes.  A  general  insurrection  of  the  op- 
pressed was  the  natural  consequence  of  the  oppressive  measure. 

Tradition  asserts  that  there  was  a  forcible  but  partial  cir- 
cumcision of  the  natives  of  Malabar  by  the  people  of  Arabia 
long  before  Hyder's  time.  So  the  grievance  was  by  no  means 
a  new  one. 

I  2 


172  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Tippoo  unfortunately  failed  in  this  project  of  re- 
moval, and  when  the  British  became  supreme  in 
Malabar,  the  natives  all  returned  to  their  ancient 
haunts.  Calicut,  for  many  reasons,  is  not  likely  to 
be  deserted  under  the  present  rule  :  it  is  the  point 
to  which  all  the  lines  of  road  which  intersect  the 
country  converge  ;  besides  it  would  now  scarcely  be 
worth  our  while  to  bring  about  so  violent  a  change 
for  the  purpose  of  eventual  improvement. 

When  old  Nelkunda  began  to  decline,  Calicut 
rose  to  importance,  probably  in  consequence  of  its 
])eing  in  very  early  times  the  metropolis  of  the 
Samiry  Rajah  (the  Zamorin  of  Camoens),  lord  para- 
mount of  Malabar.  Shortly  after  the  origin  of 
Islam,  it  was  visited  and  colonised  by  thousands  of 
Arabs,'""  who  diffused  energy  and  activity  throughout 

*  Who,  it  may  be  observed,  are  the  navigators  and  traders 
j)ar  excellence  of  the  Eastern  w^orld.  The  Jews  and  Phoeni- 
cians generally  confined  themselves  to  the  Mediterranean  and 
the  parts  about  the  Red  Sea.  The  Turks  were  an  inland 
nation  ;  the  Hindoos  have  ever  been  averse  to  any  but  coast- 
ing voyages,  and  the  religion  of  Zoroaster  forbade  its  followers 
to  cross  the  seas.  But  the  Arab  is  still  what  he  was — the 
facile  princeps  of  Oriental  sailors. 

As  a  proof  of  how  strong  the  followers  of  Mohammed  mus- 
tered on  the  Malabar  coast,  we  may  quote  Barthema,  who 
asserts,  that  when  the  Portuguese  landed  at  Calicut,  they 
found  not  less  than  fifteen  thousand  of  them  settled  there. 


CALICUT.  173 

the  land.  As  trade  increased,  Calicut  throve  be- 
cause of  its  centrical  position  between  the  countries 
east  and  west  of  Cape  Comorin.  Even  in  the  pre- 
sent day,  although  Goa,  and  subsequently  Bombay, 
have  left  the  ancient  emporium  of  Western  India 
but  little  of  its  former  consequence,  commerce'''"  still 
continues  to  flourish  there.  The  export  is  brisker 
tlian  the  import  trade  :  the  latter  consists  princi- 
pally^ of  European  piece  goods  and  metals,  the 
former  comprises  a  vast  variety  of  spices,  drugs, 
valuable  timber  and  cotton  cloths. 


We  will  now  take  a  walk  through  the  town  and 
remark  its  several  novelties.  Monuments  of  an- 
tiquity abound  not  here:  the  fort  erected  by  the 
Portuguese  has  long  since  been  level  with  the 
ground,  and  private  bungalows  occupy  the  sites  of 
the  old  Dutch,  French,  and  Danish  factories.  We 
shall  meet  few  Europeans  in  the  streets  :  there  are 
scarcely  twenty  in  this  place,  including  all  the 
varieties  of  civilians,  merchants,  missionaries,  and 

Camoens  also  tells  us  how  the  friendly  and  disinterested  plans 
of  his  hero  were  obstructed  and  thwarted  by  the  power  and 
influence  of  these  infidel  Moors. 

*  Between  September  1846  and  May  1847^  no  less  than 
eighty  ships,  besides  an  immense  number  of  pattimars  and 
native  craft  touched  at  Calicut. 


174  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  officers  belonging  to  the  two  seapoj  companies 
detached  from  the  neighbouring  station  —  Cana- 
nore.  Most  of  the  residents  inhabit  houses  built 
upon  an  eminence  about  three  miles  to  the  north  of 
the  town ;  others  live  as  close  as  possible  to  the 
sea.  A  dreary  life  they  must  lead,  one  would 
suppose,  especially  during  the  monsoon,  when  the 
unhappy  expatriated's  ears  are  regaled  by  no  other 
sounds  but  the  pelting  of  the  rain,  the  roaring  of  the 
blast,  and  the  creaking  of  the  cocoa  trees,  whilst  a 
curtain  of  raging  sea,  black  sky,  and  watery  air,  is 
all  that  meets  his  weary  ken. 

The  first  thing  we  observe  during  our  perambu- 
lation, is  the  want  of  the  quadruped  creation  :  there 
are  no  horses,"'  sheep,  or  goats,  and  the  cows  are 
scarcely  as  large  as  English  donkeys.  >Secondly,  the 
abundance  of  sore  eyes,  produced,  it  is  supposed 
by  the  offensive  glare  and  the  peculiar  effect  of 
the  sun's  rays,  which  in  these  regions  are  insuffer- 
able even  to  the  natives  of  other  Indian  provinces. 
The  population  apparently  regards  us  with  no 
/  friendly  feeling,  Moslem  and  Hindoo,  all  have  scowls 
upon  their  faces,  and  every  man,  moreover,  carries 

*  Arab  and  other  valuable  horses  cannot  stand  the  climate, 
— a  Pegu  pony  is  the  general  monture.  The  sheep  intended 
for  consumption  are  brought  down  from  Mysore. 


CALICUT.  175 

a  knife  conveniently  slung  to  his  waistband.  Those 
dark-faced  gentlemen,  in  imitation  European  dresses, 
are  familiar  to  our  eyes :  they  are  Portuguese,  not, 
however,  from  Goa,  but  born,  bred,  and  likely  to  be 
buried  at  Calicut.  A  little  colony,  of  fifty  or  sixty 
families  of  the  race  is  settled  here  ;  they  employ 
themselves  either  in  commerce,  or  as  writers  in  the 
different  government  offices. 

The  bazaars  appear  to  be  well  stocked  with  every- 
thing but  vegetables  and  butcher's  meat,  these  two 
articles  being  as  scarce  and  bad  as  the  poultry  ;  fish 
and  fruit  are  plentiful  and  good.  The  shops  are 
poor  ;  there  is  not  a  single  Parsee  or  European 
store  in  the  town,  so  that  all  supplies  must  be 
procured  from  the  neighbouring  stations.  Every- 
where the  houses  are  much  more  comfortably  and 
substantially  built  than  in  the  Bombay  presidency  ; 
the  nature  of  the  climate  requires  a  good  roof,  and 
as  much  shade  on  and  around  it  as  possible  :  the 
streets  and  roads,  also,  look  civilised  compared  with 
the  narrow  and  filthy  alleys  of  our  native  towns 
in  general.  But  we  shall  find  little  amusement  in 
inspecting  the  mass  of  huts  and  hovels,  mosques 
and  schools,  gardens  and  tanks,  so  we  might  as  well 
prolong  our  stroll  beyond  the  town,  and  visit  the 
venerable  pagoda  of  Varkool. 


176  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

It  is,  you  see,  a  building  by  no  means  admirable 
in  point  of  outward  appearance ;  the  roof  is  tiled, 
and  there  is  little  to  excite  your  curiosity  in  the 
woodwork.     Its  position   is   remarkable  —  perched 
upon  the  summit  of  a  pile  of  laterite  rock  rising 
abruptly  from  a  level  expanse  of  sand.     But  it  is 
great,  very  great,  in  its  historical  importance.    That 
edifice  was  one  of  the  hundred  and   eight  Maha 
Chaitrum,  or  temples  of  the  first  order,  built  by  the 
demigod  Parasu  Rama,  upon  this  coast,  and  dedi- 
cated to  the  Hindoo  Triad.     Equally  notable  it  is 
for  sanctity.     Early  in  the  month  of  October,  water 
appears  bubbling  from  a  fissure  of  the  rock,  and 
this,  learned  Brahmans,   by   what    test    we   know 
not,  have  determined  to  be  the  veritable  fluid  of  the 
Ganges,  which,  passing  under  ground,*  via  Central 
India,  displays  itself  regularly  once  a  year  to  the 
devotees  of  Rama.     Kindly  observe  that  there  is  a 
crowd  of  Nairs  gathered  round  the  temple,  and  that 
some  petty  prince,  as  we  may  know  by  his  retinue 
of  armed  followers,  is  visiting  the  shrine.     We  will 
not  venture  in,  as  the  Hindoos  generally  in  this 
part  of  the  world,  and  the  Nairs  particularly,  are 
accustomed  to  use  their  knives  with  scant  ceremony. 

*  Subterraneous  streams  are  still  as  common  in  India  as 
they  were  in  heathen  Greece  and  Italy. 


CALICUT.  177 

Besides,  just  at  present,  they  are  somewhat  in  a 
state  of  excitement  :  they  expect  a  partial  eclipse 
of  the  moon,  and  are  prepared  to  make  all  the  noise 
they  can,  with  a  view  of  frightening  away  the  wicked 
monster,  Rahu,  who  is  bent  upon  satisfying  his 
cannibal   appetites  with  the   lucid   form    of    poor 

Luna.  

The  present  Samiry  Rajah  is  a  proud  man,  who 
shuns  Europeans,  and  discourages  their  visiting  him 
on  principle.  Wishing,  however,  to  see  some  sample 
of  the  regal  family,  we  called  upon  a  cadet  of  the 
house  of  Yelliah,  an  individual  of  little  wealth  or 
influence,  but  more  sociable  than  the  high  and 
mighty  Mana  Vikram.*  After  a  ride  of  about 
three  miles,  through  lanes  lined  with  banks  of 
laterite,  and  over  dykes  stretching  like  rude  cause- 
ways along  paddy  fields  invested  with  a  six-foot 
deep  coating  of  mud,  we  arrived  at  the  village  of 
Mangaon.  The  Rajah  was  apparently  resolved  to 
receive  us  with  all  the  honours  :  a  caparisoned 
elephant  stood  at  the  gate  of  the  "  palace,"  and  a 
troop  of  half-naked  Nairs,  armed  as  usual,  crowded 
around  to  receive  us.  We  were  ushered  through 
a  succession  of  courts  and  gateways — the  former 
full  of  diminutive,  but  seemingly  most  pugnacious 

*  The  dynastical  name  of  the  Samiry. 

I  5 


178  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

COWS — and  at  last,  ascending  a  long  flight  of  dark 
and  narrow  steps,  suddenly  found  ourselves  in  the 
"  presence."  Our  Kajah  was  a  little  dark  man, 
injudiciously  attired  in  a  magnificent  coat  of  gold 
cloth,  a  strangely-shaped  cap  of  the  same  material, 
and  red  silk  tights.  The  room  was  small,  and 
choked  with  furniture  ;  chairs,  tables,  clocks, 
drawers,  washing-stands,  boxes,  book-shelves,  and 
stools,  were  arranged,  or  rather  piled  up  around 
it,  with  all  the  effect  of  an  old  curiosity-shop. 
The  walls  exhibited  a  collection  of  the  cheap- 
est and  worst  of  coloured  prints  —  our  late 
gracious  queen  dangling  in  dangerous  proximity 
to  the  ferocious-looking  Beau  Sabreur,  and  La 
Belle  Americaine  occupied  in  attentively  scrutinis- 
ing certain  diminutive  sketches  of  Richmond  Hill, 
and  other  localities,  probably  torn  out  of  some 
antiquated  Annual.  Our  host  met  us  a  I'Anglaise 
— that  is  to  say,  with  a  warm,  moist,  and  friendly 
squeeze  of  the  hand  :  he  was  profuse  in  compli- 
ments, and  insisted  upon  our  sitting  on  the  sofa 
opposite  his  chair.  With  the  assistance  of  an  in- 
terpreter— for  the  Eajah  understands  little  Hindo- 
stani,  and  we  less  Malayalim — some  twenty  minutes 
were  spent  in  conversation,  or  rather  in  the  usual 
exchange  of  questions  and  answers  which  composes 


CALICUT.  179 

the  small- talk  of  an  Oriental  visit.  Presently  we 
arose  and  took  polite  leave  of  our  host,  who  accom- 
panied us  as  far  as  the  door  of  his  little  den  :  the 
regal  rank  and  dignity  forbidding  him  to  pass  the 
threshold.  Not  a  little  shuffling  and  shrieking  was 
caused  by  our  turning  a  corner  suddenly  and  meet- 
ing in  the  gateway  a  crowd  of  dames  belonging 
to  the  palace.  They  and  their  attendants  appeared 
as  much  annoyed  as  we  were  gratified  to  catch  a 
sight  of  Nair  female  beauty.  The  ladies  were  very 
young  and  pretty — their  long  jetty  tresses,  small  '^ 
soft  features,  clear  dark  olive-coloured  skins,  and 
delicate  limbs,  reminded  us  exactly  of  the  old  prints 
and  descriptions  of  the  South  Sea  Islanders.  Their 
toilette,  in  all  save  the  ornamental  part  of  rings  and 
necklaces,  was  decidedly  scanty.  It  was  the  same 
described  by  old  Capt.  Hamilton,  who,  when  intro- 
duced at  the  Court  of  the  Samorin,  observed  that 
the  queen  and  her  daughters  were  "  all  naked  above 
the  waist,  and  barefooted." 

People  are  fond  of  asserting  that  native  preju- 
dices are  being  rapidly  subjugated  by  the  strong 
arm  of  English  civilization.  We  could  instance 
numerous  proofs  of  the  contrary  being  the  case. 
Two  hundred  years  ago  the  white  man  was  al-  ^ 
lowed  to  look  upon  a  black  princess  in  the  pre- 


ISO  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

sence  of  her  husband.  How  long  will  it  be 
before  such  privilege  will  ever  be  extended  to 
him  again  in  India  ? 


On  the  way  homewards  our  guide  pointed  out 
what  he  considered  the  great  lion  of  Calicut.  It 
is  a  square  field,  overgrown  with  grass  and  weeds 
and  surrounded  by  a  dense  grove  of  trees.  Front- 
ing the  road  stands  a  simple  gateway,  composed  of 
one  stone  laid  horizontally  across  two  of  the  same 
shape,  planted  perpendicularly  in  the  ground.  Not 
detecting  instantly  any  great  marvel  about  the  place 
we  looked  our  curiosity  for  further  information, 

"  In  days  of  old  a  strong  fort,  and  a  splendid 
palace  adorned  that  spot — their  only  remains  now 
those  two  mounds " — said  the  guide,  pointing  at 
what  appeared  to  be  the  ruins  of  bastions — "and 
that  raised  platform  of  earth  at  the  other  end. 
Upon  the  latter  a  temporary  festive  building  is 
erected  whenever  a  Kajah  is  invested  with  the 
turban  of  regal  dignity,  in  memory  of  the  ancient 
dwelling-place  of  his  ancestors,  and  the  city  which 
is  now  no  more." 

We  had  half  an  hour  to  waste,  and  were  not 
unwilling  to  hear  a  detailed  account  of  old  Cali- 
cut's apocryphal  destruction.     So  we  asked  the  man 


CALICUT.  181 

to  point  out  its  former  site.  He  led  us  towards  the 
shore,  and  called  our  attention  to  a  reef  of  rocks 
lying  close  off  the  mouth  of  the  little  Kullai  River  ; 
thej  were  clearly  discernible  as  it  was  then  low 
water.'" 

"  There,"  said  the  guide, — a  good  Hindoo,  of 
course — "  there  lies  the  accursed  city  of  Cherooman 
Rajah !" 

Our  escort  did  not  require  much  pressing  to  ease 
himself  of  a  little  legendary  lore.  After  preparing 
his  mouth  for  conversation  by  disposing  of  as  much 
betel  juice  as  was  convenient,  he  sat  down  upon 
the  ground  near  the  log  of  wood  occupied  by  our- 
selves, and  commenced. 

"  When  Cherooman  Rajah,  the  last  and  most  pow- 
erful of  our  foreign  governors,  apostatizing  from  the 
holy  faith  of  his  forefathers,  received  the  religion 
of  the  stranger,  he  went  forth  as  a  pilgrim  to  the 
land  of  the  Arab,  and  dwelt  there  for  several 
years,  f 

*  Captain  Hamilton  mentions  his  ship  striking  in  six  fa- 
thoms at  the  mainmast  on  some  of  the  ruins  of  "  the  sunken 
town  built  by  the  Portuguese  in  former  times.''  But  he  hesi- 
tates to  determine  whether  the  place  was  "  swallowed  up  by 
an  earthquake,  as  some  affirm,  or  undermined  by  the  sea." 

f  A  further  account  of  Cherooman  will  be  found  in  the 
twelfth  chapter.     Ferishteh,  the  celebrated  JMoslem  annalist,  in- 


182  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

"  Our  ruler's  return  was  signalized  by  a  deter- 
mination to  propagate  the  new  belief  throughout 
iAIalabar,  and  unusual  success  attended  upon  the 
well-planned  system  of  persuasion  and  force  adopted 
by  him.  Thousands  of  the  slaves,  the  cultivators 
and  the  fishermen,  became  jMoslems,  many  of  the 
N'airs,  some  of  them  men  of  high  rank,  and  even  a 
few  of  the  Brahmans  did  not  disdain  to  follow  their 
prince's  example.  But  the  Numhoory  '"'  stood  firm 
in  his  refusal  to  turn  from  the  law  of  Brahma ; 
he  not  only  toiled  to  counteract  the  monarch's 
influence,  but  on  more  than  one  occasion  in  solemn 
procession  visited  the  palace,  and  denounced  a  curse 
upon  the  Rajah  and  people  of  Calicut  if  the  prose- 
lytising continued, 

"  At  length  the  chieftain,  irritated  by  tlie  deter- 

forms  us  that  the  Rajah  became  a  Mussulman  in  consequence 
of  the  pious  exhortations  of  some  Arab  sailors  who  were  driven 
into  the  port  of  Craganore.  Captain  Hamilton  remarks  that, 
"  when  the  Portuguese  first  came  to  India,  the  Samorin  of 
Calicut,  who  was  lord  paramount  of  Malabar,  turned  IMoslem 
in  his  dotage,  and  to  show  his  zeal,  went  to  Mecca  on  a 
pilgrimage,  and  died  on  the  voyage."  The  tradition  handed 
down  amongst  the  Moslems  is,  that  the  Malabar  Rajah  became 
a  convert  to  Islam  in  consequence  of  seeing  the  Shakk  el- 
Kamar,  or  miraculous  splitting  of  the  moon  by  Mohammed, 
and  that,  warned  by  a  dream,  he  passed  over  to  Arabia. 
*  See  Chapter  XII. 


CALICUT.  183 

rained  opposition  of  the  priesthood,  and  urged  on 
by  his  Arab  advisers,  swore  a  mighty  oath  that  he 
would  forcibly  convert  his  arch  enemies.  The  per- 
son selected  to  eat  impure  meat  as  a  warning  to  his 
brethren  was  the  holy  Sankaracharya,  the  high 
Brahman  of  the  Varkool  pagoda. 

"Slowly  the  old  man's  tottering  frame  bowed^  and 
trembling  with  age,  moved  down  the  double  line  of 
bearded  warriors  that  crowded  the  audience-hall. 
At  the  further  end  of  the  room,  upon  the  cushion 
of  royalty,  and  surrounded  by  a  throng  of  foreign 
counsellors,  sat  Cherooman,  looking  like  a  Rakshasa 
or  Spirit  of  Evil. 

"  Few  words  passed  between  the  Brahman  and  the 
ruler.  The  threats  of  the  latter,  and  the  scoffs  of 
his  myrmidons,  fell  unheeded  upon  the  old  priest's 
ears. 

"  '  It  is  said  that  a  Rajah  is  a  sword  in  the  hand 
of  the  Almighty — but  thou,  Cherooman,  -art  like  the 
assassin's  knife.  Since  thou  art  thus  determined 
upon  thine  own  destruction  accompany  me  to  the 
beach,  and  there,  unless  before  sunset  the  dread 
Deity  I  adore  vouchsafe  to  show  thee  a  sign  of  his 
power,  I  will  obey  thine  unhallowed  orders.' 

"  The  Rajah  mounted  his  elephant,  and  followed 
by  his  muftieS;  his  wuzeers,  and  guardsmen,  moved 


184  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

slowly  towards  the  brink  of  the  briny  wave.  On 
foot  and  unattended,  propping  his  faltering  foot- 
steps with  a  sandal  wand,  the  Brahman  accompa- 
nied the  retinue.  And  all  the  people  of  Calicut, 
whose  leaning  towards  the  new  faith  made  them 
exult  in  the  prospect  of  conversion  being  forced 
upon  so  revered  a  personage  as  the  old  priest,  in- 
formed of  the  event,  hurried  down  in  thousands 
to  the  shore,  and  stood  there  in  groups  conversing 
earnestly,  and  sparing  neither  jest  nor  jibe  at  the 
contrast  between  the  champions  of  the  two  rival 
faiths. 

"  Sankaracharya  sat  down  upon  the  sand  where 
the  small  waves  swelled  and  burst  at  his  feet.  Muf- 
fling his  head  in  a  cotton  sheet  removed  from  his 
shoulders,  he  drew  the  rosary  bag  over  his  right 
hand,  and  after  enumerating  the  Deity's  names 
upon  his  beads,  proceeded  to  recite  the  charm  of 
destruction. 

"  Presently,  a  cloud  no  bigger  than  a  man's  hand 
rose  like  a  sea-bird  above  the  margin  of  the  western 
main.  It  increased  with  preternatural  growth,  and 
before  half  an  hour  had  elapsed  it  veiled  the  mid- 
day light  of  heaven,  and  spread  over  the  sky  like 
the  glooms  of  night.  A  low  moaning  sound  as  of 
a  rising  hurricane  then  began  to  break  the  drear 


CALICUT.  185 

stillness  of  the  scene,  and  fierce  blasts  to  career 
wildly  over  the  heaving  bosom  of  the  waters. 

"  Still  the  Brahman  continued  his  prayer. 

"  Now  huge  billowy  waves  burst  like  thunder  upon 
the  yellow  sands,  the  zig-zag  lightning  streaking  the 
murky  sky  blinded  the  eyes,  whilst  the  roar  of  the 
elements  deafened  the  ears  of  the  trembling  crowd. 
Yet  they  stood  rooted  to  the  spot  by  a  mightier 
power  than  they  could  control.  The  Rajah,  on  his 
elephant,  and  the  beggar  crawling  upon  his  knees, 
all  had  prepared  for  themselves  one  common  doom. 

"  Before  the  bright  car  of  Surya,'""  the  Lord  of  Day, 
borne  by  its  flaming  steeds  with  agate  hoofs,  had 
entered  upon  their  starry  way,  the  wavelet  was  rip- 
pling, and  the  sea-gull  flapping  his  snowy  wing 
over  the  city  of  Cherooman  the  Apostate." 

*  Surya,  the  Hindoo  Phcebus. 


186  GOA  Al^D   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  XL 


MALABAR. 


The  province,  now  called  Malabar,  is  part  of 
the  Kerula  Rajya,  the  kingdom  of  Kerula,  one  of  the 
fifty-six  deshas,  or  regions,  enumerated  in  ancient 
Hindoo  history  as  forming  the  Bharata  Khanda  or 
Land  of  India.  It  is  supposed  to  have  been  reco- 
vered from  the  sea  by  the  sixth  incarnation  of 
Vishnu,  who  in  expiation  of  a  matricidal  crime  gave 
over  to  the  Brahmans,  particularly  to  those  of  the 
Moonsut  tribe,  the  broad  lands  lying  between  Go- 
karna'"  and  Kanya  Kumari,  or  Cape  Comorin.  The 
country  is  also  known  by  the  names  of  Malayalim, 
the  "mountain    land  ;"    Malangara    and    Cherun,t 

*  Go-karna,  the  "Cow's- ear,"  a  celebrated  place  of  pilgrim- 
age in  the  Canara  district. 

t  Cherun  or  Chairim  was  one  of  the  three  kingdoms  con- 
tained in  South  India;  the  other  two  were  Sholum  (Tanjore) 
and  Pundium  (Madura). 


MALABAR.  187 

from  the  Rajahs,  who  governed  it  at  an  early 
period.  It  is  probably  the  kingdom  of  Pandion, 
described  in  the  pages  of  the  classical  geographers. 

By  Malabar  we  now  understand  the  little  tract 
bounded  on  the  north  by  Canara,  to  the  south  by 
the  province  of  Cochin,  having  Coorg  and  Mysore 
to  the  east,  and  washed  by  the  waves  of  the  Indian 
Ocean  on  the  west.  Marco  Polo  (thirteenth  cen- 
tury)" speaks  of  it  as  a  "great  kingdom,"  and 
Linschoten  (sixteenth  century)  describes  it  as  ex- 
tending from  Coraorin  to  Goa.  The  natives  assert 
that  the  old  Kerula  Rajya  was  divided  into  sixty- 
four  grama  or  districts,  of  which  only  eight  are 
included  in  the  present  province  of  Malabar,  f 

*  We  know  not  which  to  admire  or  to  pity  the  more  :  this 
wonderful  old  traveller's  accuracy  and  truthfulness,  or  the  hard 
fate  which  gave  him  the  nickname  of  Messer  Marco  Milioni. 
Tardy  justice,  however,  has  been  done  to  his  memory,  and  a 
learned  Italian  Orientalist,  M.  Romagnosi,  now  asserts,  that 
from  his  adventurous  wanderings  "scaturirono  tutte  le  specu- 
lazioni  e  teorie  che  condussero  finalmente  alia  scoperta  del 
Nuovo  Mondo." 

f  Paolino  observes,  that  the  term  Malabar  ought  not  to  be 
deduced  from  the  Arabic  mala,  a  mountain,  and  bakr,  a  coast. 
And  Paolino  is  right ;  neither  of  those  vocables  are  Arabic  at 
all.  The  word  is  of  Sanscrit  origin,  derived  from  mahja  (T"^ 
a  mountain  generally,  but  particularity  the  ranges  called  by  us 
the  Western  Ghauts),  and  var  (^TT,  a  multitude).     The  Per- 


188     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  whole  of  this  part  of  the  coast  acquired  an 
early  celebrity  from  the  valuable  exports '"'  which 
it  dispersed  over  the  Western  World.  Nelkunda, 
the  chief  port,  is  mentioned  by  Ptolemy  and  Pliny  : 
and  the  author  of  the  "Periplus"  places  it  near 
Barake  or  Ela  Barake,  the  roadstead  where  vessels 
lay  at  anchor  till  their  cargoes  were  brought  down 
to  the  sea.  Major  Rennell  has  identified  the 
ancient  Nelkunda  with  the  modern  Nelisuram,  as 
the  latter  place  is  situated  twelve  miles  up  the 
Cangerecora  River — a  distance  corresponding  Avith 

sian  word  j^  (bar),  used  in  compounds,  as  Zang-bar,  the 
region  of  blacks,  or  Zanguebar,  is  palpably  a  corruption  of  the 
said  var.  Thus  the  original  Sanscrit  term  malaya-desha,  the 
mountain  land,  became  in  Persian  and  Arabic  Malbar,  or 
Malibar,  and  hence  our  Malabar.  A  late  editor  of  Marco  Polo's 
travels  might  have  been  more  cautious  than  to  assert  that 
"  the  very  term  is  Arabic." 

*  Anciently  described  to  be  pepper,  ivory,  timber,  and  pearls. 
The  three  former  articles  are  still  produced  in  great  abundance. 

We  may  here  notice  that  Vincent  translates  'i,v\a  anyuXiva, 
"  sandalwood,"  and  supposes  the  word  to  have  been  originally 
written  aai'CaXLya.  He  is  wrong :  the  tectona  grandis,  or  teak, 
called  throughout  Western  India  sag  (cay),  or  sagwan,  is  al- 
luded to.  So  also  (paXayyag  o-T/o-a/xj/vai  is  rendered  "ebony 
in  large  sticks,"  and  in  a  note  we  are  informed  that  it  is  a 
corrupt  reading,  that  wood  of  some  sort  is  meant,  but  that 
sesamum  is  a  herb.  The  a-qaaii  of  the  Greeks  is  manifestly 
the  Indian  sisam,  or  black  tree. 


MALABAR.  189 

that  specified  in  the  "  Periplus."  Vincent  acutely 
guesses  Ela  Barake  to  be  the  spot  near  Cananore, 
called  by  Marco  Polo  "Eli,"  and  by  us  Delhi* 
— the  "  Ruddy  Mountain  "  of  the  ancients. 

Malabar,  from  remote  times,  has  been  divided 
into  two  provinces,  the  northern  and  the  southern  : 
the  Toorshairoo  or  Cottah  River  forming  the  line 
of  demarcation.  The  general  breadth  of  the 
country,  exclusive  of  the  district  of  Wynad,  is 
about  twenty-five  miles,  and  there  is  little  level 
ground.  The  soil  is  admirably  fertile ;  in  the 
inland  parts  it  is  covered  with  clumps  of  bamboos, 
bananas,  mangoes,  jacktrees,  and  several  species  of 
palms.  Substantial  pagodas,  and  the  prettiest  pos-\ 
sible  little  villages  crown  the  gentle  eminences 
that  rise  above  the  swampy  rice  lands,  and  the 
valleys  are  thickly  strewed  with  isolated  cottages 
and  homesteads,  whose  thatched  roofs,  overgrown 
with  creepers,  peep  out  from  the  masses  of  luxuriant 

*  It  is  variously  and  incorrectly  written  Dely,  Delly, 
D'illi,  and  Dilla.  The  mountain  derives  its  present  name  from 
a  celebrated  Moslem  fakir,  Mahommed  of  Delhi,  who  died 
there,  and  is  invoked  by  the  sea-faring  people  of  the  coast. 
Its  Hindoo  appellation  is  Yeymullay.  No  stress  therefore 
should  be  laid  upon  the  resemblance  between  Mount  Delhi 
and  the  Ela  Barake  of  the  Periplus.  The  identity  of  the  two' 
places  rests,  hovvever,  on  good  local  evidence. 


190  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

vegetation,  the  embankments  and  the  neat  fences 
of  split  bamboo  interlaced  with  thorns,  that  con- 
ceal them.  Each  tenement  has  its  own  croft 
planted  with  pepper,  plantains,  and  the  betel  vine, 
with  small  tufts  of  cocoas,  bamboos,  and  that  most 
graceful  species  of  the  palm,  the  tall  and  feathery 
areca.  These  hamlets  are  infinitely  superior  in  ap- 
pearance to  aught  of  the  kind  we  have  ever  seen 
in  India  ;  the  houses  are  generally  built  of  brick 
or  hewn  stone  and  mortar,  and  those  belonging 
to  the  wealthy  have  been  copied  from  the  Anglo- 
Indian  bungalow.  As  the  traveller  passes  he  will 
frequently  see  the  natives  sitting  at  their  doors 
upon  chairs  exactly  as  the  rustics  of  Tuscany  would 
do.  The  quantity  of  rain  that  annually  falls* 
covers  the  ground  with  the  bloom  of  spontaneous 
vegetation ;  cocoa-trees  rise  upon  the  very  verge 
where  land  ends,  and  in  some  places  the  heaps  of 
sand  that  emerge  a  few  feet  from  the  surface  of 
the  sea,  look  bright  with  a  cap  of  emerald  hue. 
In  consequence  of  the  great  slope  of  the  country 
the  heaviest  monsoon  leaves  little  or  no  trace 
behind  it,  so  that  lines  of  communication  once 
formed   are   easily   preserved.     Generally  speaking 

*  Varying  from  eighty  to  one  hundred  and  thirty-five  inches 
per  annum. 


MALABAR.  191 

the  roads  are  little  more  than  dykes  running  over 
the  otherwise  impassable  paddy  fields,  and,  during 
wet  weather,  those  in  the  lower  grounds  are  remark- 
ably bad.  Some  of  the  highways  are  macadamised 
with  pounded  laterite  spread  in  thin  layers  upon 
the  sand  ;  the  material  is  found  in  great  quantities 
about  Calicut,  and  it  makes  an  admirable  monsoon 
road,  as  the  rain  affects  it  but  little  on  account 
of  its  extreme  hardness.  The  magnificent  avenues 
of  trees,*  which  shade  the  principal  lines,  are  most 
grateful  to  man  and  beast  in  a  tropical  climate. 
On  all  of  them,  however,  there  is  one  great  an- 
noyance, particularly  during  the  monsoon,  namely, 
the  perpetual  shifting  to   and  from  ferries  f  —  an 

*  Unhappily  the  banyan  has  been  selected,  a  tree  which, 
though  sufficiently  shady  when  its  root-like  branches  are  al- 
lowed to  reach  the  ground,  is  comparatively  valueless  as  a 
protection  against  the  sun,  when  planted  by  a  roadside.  Also, 
it  is  easily  overthrown  by  high  winds,  for,  after  a  time,  the 
long  and  tenacious  roots  that  uphold  it  rot  off,  and  the  thin 
branches  of  young  shoots  that  cling  round  the  parent  stem  have 
not  the  power  to  support  its  weight.  A  third  disadvantage  in 
the  banyan  is,  that  in  many  places  the  boughs  grow  low,  and 
a  horseman's  head  is  in  perpetual  danger. 

t  The  usual  ferry-boat  is  a  platform  of  planks  lashed  to 
two  canoes,  and  generally  railed  round.  We  know  not  a  more 
disagreeable  predicament  than  half  an  hour's  trip  upon  one  of 
these  vessels,  with  a  couple  of  biting  and  kicking  nags  on  board. 


192  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

operation  rendered  necessary  by  the  network  of 
lakes,  rivers,  and  breakwaters,  that  intersects  the 
country.  A  great  public  use  could  be  made 
of  these  inconvenient  streams :  with  very  little 
cutting  a  channel  of  communication  might  be  run 
down  the  coast,  and  thus  the  conveyance  of  goods 
would  remain  uninterrupted  even  during  the  pre- 
valence of  the  most  violent  monsoons.  Water 
transit,  we  may  observe,  would  be  a  grand  boon 
here,  as  carts  are  rare,  cattle  transport  is  almost 
unknown,  and  the  transmission  of  merchandise  by 
means  of  coolies  or  porters  is  the  barbarous,  slow, 
and  expensive  method  at  present  necessarily  in 
general  use. 

The  practical  husbandry  of  ]\Ialabar  is  essentially 
rude,  and  yet  in  few  countries  have  we  seen  more 
successful  cultivation.  The  plough  is  small,  of 
simple  form,  and  so  light,  that  it  merely  scratches 
the  ground ;  a  pair  of  bullocks,  or  a  bullock  and 
a  woman  or  two,  are  attached  to  the  log,  and 
whilst  the  labourer  dawdles  over  his  task,  he 
chaunts  monotonous  ditties  to  Mother  Earth  with 
more  pious  zeal  than  industry.  The  higher  lands 
produce  the  betel  vine,  cocoa,  areca,  and  jack-trees,* 

*   The   botanical  name   of  this  tree   is    derived   from    the 
Malayalim   adeica,  a  betel  nut.     The  English  "jackfruit"  is 


MALABAR.  193 

together  with  hill  rice  :  the  latter  article  is  sown 
some  time  after  the  setting  in  of  the  heavy  rains, 
and  reaped  about  September  or  October.  The 
lower  rice-fields,  lying  in  the  valleys  between  the 
acclivities,  are  laid  out  in  little  plots,  with  raised 
footpaths  between  to  facilitate  passage  and  regulate 
the  irrigation.  They  generally  bear  one,  often 
two,  and  in  some  favoured  spots,  three  crops  a 
year ;  the  average  is  scarcely  more  than  six  or 
seven  fold,  though  a  few  will  yield  as  much  as 
thirty.  The  south-west  monsoon,  which  lasts  from 
June  to  September,  brings  forward  the  first  harvest : 
the  second  is  indebted  to  the  south-east  rains  which 
set  in  about  a  month  later.  The  Sama  (Panicum 
Miliaceum)  requires  the  benefit  of  wet  weather ;  it  is 
therefore  sown  in  ]\Iay,  and  reaped  in  August.  The 
oil  plant  Yelloo  (Sesamum  Orientale)  and  the  cooltie 
or  horsegram  cannot  be  put  into  the  ground  till  the 
violence  of  the  monsoon  has  abated. 


The  annual  revenue  of  Malabar  is  about  thirty 
lacs  of  rupees  (300,000/.),  land  is  valuable,  the 
reason  probably  being  that  it  is  for  the  most  part 
private,  not  government  property. 

the  Portuguese   "jacka,"  a   corruption   of  the   native   name 
chukha. 

K 


194  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

When  the  Hindoo  law  authorizes  a  twelfth,  an 
eighth,  or  a  sixth,  and  at  times  of  urgent  necessity 
even  a  fourth  of  the  crop  to  be  taken,  specifying 
the  Shelbhaga,  or  one-sixth,  as  the  rulers'  usual 
share,  it  appears  extraordinary  that  this  province 
was  exempted  from  all  land-tax  till  913,*  or  a.d. 
1736-7.  We  may  account  for  the  peculiarity,  how- 
ever, by  remembering  that  the  country  belonged, 
properly  speaking,  to  the  Brahmans,  who  were, 
in  a  religious  point  of  view,  the  owners  of  the  soil. 
Moreover,  the  avowed  and  legitimate  sources  of 
revenue  were  sufficient  for  the  purposes  of  a 
government  that  had  no  standing  army,  and  whose 
militia  was  supported  chiefly  by  assignments  of 
land.  The  rulers,  however,  were  anything  but 
wealthy  :  many  of  their  perquisites  were,  it  is  true, 
by  a  stretch  of  authority,  converted  into  the  means 
of  personal  aggrandisement,  but  the  influence  of 
the   Brahmans,    and   the   jealousy    of    the    chiefs, 

*  Of  the  Malayalim  aera.  It  is  called  Kolum,  from  a  vil- 
lage of  that  name,  and  dates  its  beginning  in  a.d.  824,  the 
time  when  a  rich  Nair  merchant  adorned  the  place  with  a 
splendid  palace  and  tank.  Previous  to  its  establishment,  the 
natives  used  a  cycle  of  twelve  years,  each  called  after  some 
zodiacal  sign.  The  months  were  also  denoted  by  the  same 
terms,  so  that  the  name  of  the  year  and  the  month  were 
periodically  identical. 


MALABAR.  195 

generally  operated  as  efficient  checks  upon  indi- 
vidual ambition. 

Malabar  has  been  subjected  to  three  dilSerent 
assessments. 

1st.  That  of  the  Hindoo  Rajahs. 

2dly.  In  the  days  of  the  Moslems,  and, 

3dly.  Under  the  British  Government. 

We  propose  to  give  a  somewhat  detailed  account 
of  the  chief  items  composing  the  curious  revenue 
of  the  Hindoo  rajahs  and  chiefs  in  the  olden 
time. 

1.  Unha,  battle-wager,  or  trial  by  single  com- 
bat. Quarrels  and  private  feuds  were  frequent 
amongst  the  Nairs,  especially  when  diiferences  on 
the  subject  of  the  fair  sex,  or  any  of  their  peculiar 
principles  of  honour  aroused  their  pugnacity.  It 
was  not  indispensable  that  the  parties  who  were 
at  issue  should  personally  fight  it  out.  Champions 
were  allowed  by  law,  and  in  practice  were  fre- 
quently substituted.  The  combatants  undertook 
to  defend  the  cause  they  espoused  till  death,  and 
a  term  of  twelve  years  was  granted  to  them  that 
they  might  qualify  themselves  for  the  encounter 
by  training  and  practising  the  use  of  arms.  Be- 
fore the  onset  both  champions  settled  all  their 
worldly  matters,  as  the  combat  was  a  louti^ance. 


196  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

The  weapons  used  were  sword  and  dagger  :  a  small 
shield  and  a  thick  turban  being  the  only  articles 
of  defensive  armour.  This  system  of  duelling  was 
a  source  of  considerable  revenue  to  the  Rajah, 
as  he  was  umpire  of  the  battle,  and  levied  the 
tax  in  virtue  of  his  office.  The  amount  of  the 
fee  varied  according  to  the  means  of  the  parties. 
Sometimes  it  was  as  high  as  one  thousand 
fanams.'''" 

2.  Poorooshandrum — a  word  literally  meaning 
the  "  death  of  the  man" — a  relief  or  sum  of  money 
claimed  by  the  ruler  from  Nadwallees,t  Deshwallees, 
heads  of  guilds,  holders  of  land  in  free  gift  or  under 
conditional  tenure,  and  generally  from  all  persons 
enjoying  Sthanum  or  official  position  in  the  state, 
whenever  an  heir  succeeded  to  a  death  vacancy. 
The  chiefs  of  provinces  and  districts,  like  the 
private  proprietors,  were  exclusively  entitled  to 
receive  Poorooshandrum  from  their  own  tenantry, 
as  a  price  of  entry  paid  upon  the  decease  of  either 
party,  lessor  or  lessee.  Sometimes  the  chiefs 
claimed  the  privilege  of  levying  this  tax  from 
the  Rajah's  subjects  living  under  their  protection. 
It  is  supposed  that  the  Hindoo  rulers  were  entitled, 

*  Equal  to  Cos.  Rs.  250,  about  2oL 
t  See  Chapter  XII. 


MALABAR.  197 

under  the  head  of  Poorooshandrum,  to  a  certain 
share  of  the  property  left  bj  deceased  Moslems,  but 
the  prevalent  opinion  seems  to  be  that  in  such  cases 
there  was  no  fixed  sum  payable,  and,  moreover,  that 
it  was  not  claimed  from  all,  but  only  from  those 
individuals  who  held  situations  or  enjoyed  privileges 
dependent  upon  the  will  and  favour  of  the  Rajah. 
This  tax,  so  similar  to  one  of  our  feudal  sources  of 
revenue  in  the  West,  often  reached  the  extent  of 
one  thousand  two  hundred  fanams. 

3.  Polyatta  Feima,  or  degraded  women,  were 
another  source  of  profit  to  the  Rajah,  who  exacted 
various  sums  from  Brahman  families  for  the  main- 
tenance of  such  females,  and  for  saving  them  from 
further  disgrace.  These  persons  became  partial 
outcastes,  not  slaves  in  the  full  sense  of  the  word  ; 
and  yet  the  rulers  used  to  sell  them  to  the  Chetties, 
or  coast  merchants.  Their  ofi'spring  always  married 
into  families  of  the  same  degraded  class,  and,  after 
a  few  generations,  the  memory  of  their  origin  was 
lost  in  the  ramifications  of  the  race  into  which  they 
had  been  adopted. 

4.  Kaleecha — another  feudal  tax,  answering  to 
the  Nuzzuranah  of  Mussulman  India.  It  consisted 
of  presents  made  by  all  ranks  of  people  to  the 
ruler  on  such  occasions  of  congratulation  and  con- 


198  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

dolence  as  his  ascending  the  throne,  opening  a  new 
palace,  marrying,  and  dying.  The  amount  expected 
varied  from  two  to  one  thousand  fanams. 

5.  Chungathum,  or  protection.  Whenever  a 
person  wished  to  place  himself  under  the  safe- 
guard of  a  man  of  consequence,  he  paid  from  four 
to  sixty-four  fanams  annually  for  the  privilege. 
He  might  also  make  an  assignment  on  particular 
lands  for  the  payment.  The  sum  was  devoted  to 
the  maintenance  of  a  kind  of  sentinel,  similar  to 
the  belted  official  Peon  of  the  Anglo-Indian  settle- 
ments, furnished  by  the  protector  to  his  dependent. 
In  cases  of  necessity,  however,  the  former  was 
bound  to  aid  and  assist  the  other  with  a  stronger 
force. 

6.  Recha-Bhogum — a  tax  dijBFering  from  Chun- 
gathum  only  in  one  point,  viz.,  that  the  engagement 
was  a  general  one,  unlimited  to  any  specific  aid  in 
the  first  instance. 

7.  Under  the  name  of  Uttuduhum,  the  Rajah  was 
entitled  to  the  property  of  any  person  who,  holding 
lands  in  free  gift,  died  without  heirs ;  moreover,  no 
adoption  was  valid  without  his  sanction.  The 
feudal  chiefs  had  similar  privileges  with  respect 
to  their  tenants. 

8.  Udeema  punum  —  the    yearly   payment   of 


MALABAR.  199 

one  or  two  fanams,  levied  by  every  Tumbooran '"'' 
or  patron  from  his  Udian  (client). 

9.  Soonka — customs  upon  all  imports  and  ex- 
ports by  laud  or  sea.  The  amount  is  variously  spe- 
cified as  two-and-a-half,  three,  and  even  ten  per  cent. 

10.  Yela — the  systematic  usurpation  of  territory 
belonging  to  the  neighbouring  rulers  or  chiefs,  whom 
poverty  or  other  causes  incapacitated  from  holding 
their  own.  The  Hindoo  Scripture  affirms  that 
territorial  aggrandisement  is  the  proper  object  and 
peculiar  duty  of  a  king. 

11.  Kola  or  Gharadayum — forced  contributions 
levied  by  Rajahs  on  occasions  of  emergency,  accord- 
ing to  the  circumstances  of  their  subjects. 

12.  Tuppa — mulcts  imposed  upon  those  who 
were  convicted  of  accidental  and  unintentional 
oifences. 

13.  Pala — fines  taken  in  the  same  manner  for 
intentional  crimes,  according  to  their  magnitude 
and  the  circumstances  of  the  criminal.  They  some- 
times extended  to  a  total  confiscation  of  property. 

1 4.  Ponnarippa — the  sifting  of  gold.  Gold  dust 
generally  was  a  perquisite  belonging  to  the  Eajah 
or  Nadwallee,  as  the  case  might  be. 

*  Tumbooran,  in  Malayalim,  means  a  lord  or  prince.  If  a 
minor  he  is  termed  Tumban. 


200  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

15.  Udeenya  Oorookul,  or  shipwrecked  vessels, 
which  became  crown  property. 

16.  Ghaireehul,  or  private  domains,  which  the 
Eajahs  possessed  in  proprietary  right,  acquired 
either  by  purchase,  lapses,  or  escheats. 

17.  Aeemoola   ]   ^  .  ,     ,  ,  ^       i 

I-  Cows  with  three  and  nve  dugs. 

18.  Moomoola  ] 

19.  Ghenghomba,  or  cattle  that  had  destroyed 
life,  human  or  bestial. 

20.  Kunnuda  poolee- — beeves  born  with  a  pecu- 
liar white  spot  near  the  corner  of  the  eye. 

21.  Ana-pidee — elephants  caught  in  the  jungles. 

22.  Poowala — buffalos  with  a  white  spot  at  the 
tip  of  the  tail. 

23.  Koomha — the  tusks  of  dead  elephants. 

24.  Koraiva — the  leg  of  a  hog,  deer,  or  any  other 
eatable  animal  killed  in  the  jungles. 

25.  Wala        ,        .  ^      . 

^^    rr,  ^        The  tail  and  skm  of  a  tiger. 

26.  Tola  J  ^ 

27.  Kennutil  punne — a  pig  that  had  fallen  into 
a  well."^'' 

*  Most  of  the  matter  contained  in  this  chapter  has  been 
taken  from  old  and  valuable  papers  preserved  in  the  Nuzoor 
Cutcherry  at  Calicut.  By  the  kindness  of  the  collector  we 
were  permitted  to  inspect  and  make  any  extracts  from  them 
we  pleased. 


MALABAR.  201 

This  system  of  aid  and  perquisites,  rather  than 
of  taxes  and  assessments,  continued,  as  we  have  said 
before,  till  a.d.  1736.  At  that  time  the  invasion 
of  the  Ikkairee,  or  Bednore  Rajah,  to  whom  the 
Canara  province  was  then  in  subjection,  obliged 
some  of  the  rulers  of  Northern  Malabar  to  levy 
twenty  per  cent,  on  Patum,  or  rent.  The  part  of  the 
Palghaut  and  Temelpooram  districts,  which  belonged 
to  the  Calicut  house,  was  subjected  to  a  land  tax, 
under  the  name  of  Kavil,  or  compensation  for 
protection.  With  these  exceptions,*  Malabar  was 
free  from  any  land  rent  or  regular  assessment  pro- 
portioned to  the  gross  produce  before  Hyder's  inva- 
sion in  A.D.  1777. 

Some  are  of  opinion  that,  during  Hyder's  life, 
the  land-tax  assumed,  in  the  Southern  division  of 
Malabar,  the  shape  which  it  now  bears  in  the  public 
records.  Others  attribute  the  principles  of  the 
assessment  to  Arshad  Beg  Khan,  the  Foujdar,  or 
commander  of  Tippoo  Sultan's  forces  in  Malabar, 
about  A.D.  1783.  His  system  was  carefully  ex- 
amined   by   Messrs.   Duncan,   Page,   Bodham,   and 

*  The  reader  must  bear  in  mind  that  in  Malabar,  as  in  all 
other  native  states,  contributions  carefully  proportioned  to  the 
circumstances  of  the  parties  so  mulcted,  were  called  for  on 
every  occasion  of  emergency. 

K  5 


202  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Dow,  who,  iu  1792  and  1793,  were  appointed  com- 
missioners to  inspect  and  report  upon  the  state  and 
condition  of  the  country.  To  their  laborious  work* 
we  must  refer  the  curious  reader,  as  the  subject  is 
far  too  lengthy  and  profound  to  suit  such  light 
pages  as  these. 

*  In  three  vols.     Printed  at  the  Courier  press,  Bombay. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  203 


CHAPTER  XII. 


THE    HINDOOS    OF   MALABAR. 


When  Parasu  Rama,  the  demigod,  departed  this 
transitory  life,  he  left,  as  we  said  before,  the 
kingdom  of  Malabar  as  a  heritage  to  the  priestly 
caste.  For  many  years  a  hierarchy  of  Brahmans 
governed  the  land.'"  At  length,  finding  themselves 
unable  to  defend  the  country,  they  established 
Nair  chiefs  in  each  Nad  (province),  and  Desha 
(village), f-  called  from  their  places  of  jurisdiction 
Nadwallee  and  Deshwallee.  The  main  distinction 
between  them  seems  to  have  been,  that  whereas 
the  latter  could  not  command  more  than  a  hundred 

*  Tradition  obscurely  alludes  to  a  Rajah  called  Kerulam 
(probably  from  his  kingdom),  who  reigned  sixty-three  years 
after  Parasu  Rama. 

t  In  Sanscrit  the  word  means  a  continent,  country,  or  re- 
gion :  it  is  used  hereabouts  in  a  limited  sense,  generally  signi- 
fying a  village. 


204  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   xMOUNTAINS. 

fighting  men,  the  Nadwallee  never  went  to  battle 
with  a  smaller  number  than  that  under  his  banner  ; 
some  few  led  as  many  as  twenty  thousand  vassals 
to  the  field.  Both  were  bound  to  conduct  the  afiairs 
of  their  feofs,  to  preserve  the  peace  of  the  country, 
and  to  assemble  and  head  their  respective  forces 
at  the  summons  of  the  Rajah.  There  does  not 
appear  to  have  been  any  limitation  to  the  power 
of  settling  disputes  vested  in  these  feudal  superiors, 
nor  were  they  prohibited  from  taking  fines  and 
costs  of  suit ; '"'  parties  appearing  before  them  had, 
however,  a  right  of  appeal  to  the  Rajah.  These 
dignities  were  hereditary  ;  still  they  may  be  con- 
sidered political  offices,  —  for,  in  case  of  demise, 
the  heir  did  not  succeed  without  a  formal  investi- 
ture by  the  ruler,  and  a  relief,  or  fine  of  entry, 
taken  in  token  of  allegiance.  Like  the  feudal 
landowners  of  England,  both  the  Nadwallee  and 
the  Deshwallee  were  dependent  upon  the  prince 
to  whom  they  swore  the  oath  of  fidelity.  Neither 
of  these  dignitaries  was   necessarily  owner  of  all 

*  The  Hindoo  law  lays  down  five  per  cent,  as  the  amount 
to  be  levied  from  the  plaintiff,  ten  from  the  defendant  if  cast 
in  a  suit,  otherwise  he  is  exempt  from  any  tax.  Some  of  the 
Rajahs  were  by  no  means  content  with  such  a  moderate  per- 
quisite ;  the  ruler  of  Cochin,  for  instance,  never  took  less  than 
double  the  sum  above  specified. 


HINDOOS   OF    MALABAR.  205 

the  landed  property  within  his  province  or  village 
boundaries :  in  fact  he  seldom  was  so,  although 
there  was  no  objection  to  his  becoming  proprietor 
bj  purchase  or  other  means.  They  were  not 
entitled  to  a  share  of  the  produce  of  the  lands 
in  their  jurisdiction,  nor  could  they  claim  the 
seignoral  privileges,  which  the  heads  of  villages 
on  the  eastern  coast,  and  many  other  parts  of 
India,  enjoy.  Under  the  Deshwallee  of  each  village 
were  several  Turravattakara,  *  or  chief  burgesses. 
They  possessed  a  certain  hereditary  dignity,  but 
no  controlling  authority.  In  them,  however,  we 
may  trace  the  germ  of  a  municipal  corporation,  as 
their  position  entitled  them  to  the  honour  of  being 
applied  to  on  occasions  of  marriages,  deaths,  religious 
ceremonies,  and  differences  amongst  the  vassals. 
When  their  mediation  failed  the  cause  went  before 
the  Deshwallee. 

The  anarchy  introduced  by  this  complicated 
variety  of  feudalism  soon  compelled  the  hierarchy 
to  call  in  the  aid  of  the  Bejanuggur,  or,  as  it  is 
commonly  termed,  the  Anagundy  government,  and 
the  latter,  at  the  solicitation  of  the  Brahmans, 
appointed  a  Peroomal,  or  Viceroy,  whose  adminis- 

*  Sometimes  called  Prumani  and  Mookoodee,  "  principal  in- 
habitants." 


206  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

tration  was  limited  to  the  term  of  twelve  years, 
to  rule  the  fair  lands  of  Malabar.  These  governors, 
who  are  also  known  by  the  name  of  Cherun,'"  were 
first  appointed  in  the  3511th  y6ar  of  the  Kali 
Yug,t  about  A.D.  410.  Seventeen  of  them,  curious 
to  say,  followed  each  other  in  regular  succession. 
The  last,  however,  Cherooman  Peroomay  so  in- 
gratiated himself  with  his  temporary  subjects,  that 
he  reigned  thirty-six  years,  and,  at  the  head  of  a 
numerous  army,  defeated  the  home  government, 
which  attempted  to  dispossess  him  of  his  power, 
in  a  pitched  battle  fought  near  the  village  of 
Annamalay.§  Afterwards,  becoming  a  convert  to 
Islam,  he  made  a  pilgrimage  to  Mecca.  Before 
leaving  India,  he  divided  the  province  among  the 
seventeen  chiefs  |1  to  whose  valour  he  was  indebted 
for  his  success  in  war.  These  were  the  ancestors 
of  the  present  race  of  Rajahs. 

*  "  Ruler  of  the  land  of  Cherun."     See  Chapter  XI. 

+  The  current  aera  of  the  Hindoos. 

t  See  Chapter  X. 

§  In  the  present  talook  of  Temelpooram. 

II  Captain  Hamilton — no  great  authority  by  the  bye  in  such 
matters — relates  that  the  Samiry  divided  his  territories  be- 
tween his  four  nephews,  and  says  that  the  partition  led  to 
long  and  bloody  wars  between  the  brothers.  He  probably 
confounded  a  Moslem  with  the  Hindoo  tradition. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  207 

Malabar  was  soon  torn  with  intestine  feuds, 
arising  from  the  power  and  ambition  of  its  host 
of  rulers,  and  the  Samiry,  Samoory,  or  Calicut 
Rajah,  soon  became  de  facto — if  not  dejure — the 
lord  paramount.  He  was  a  native  of  Poontoora, 
in  the  Coimbatore  province,  and  derived  his  name, 
Mana  Vikram,  from  Manicham  and  Vikram — the 
two  brothers  present  on  the  occasion  when  Cheroo- 
man  conferred  dominion  upon  the  head  of  the 
house.  His  superiority  was  acknowledged  until 
Hyder's  time,  by  all  the  chiefs  from  the  north  point 
of  Malabar  to  the  south  extremity  of  Travancore. 

After  that  Hyder  had  become  regent  of  Mysore, 
he  made  use  of  the  following  pretext  for  invading 
Malabar.  The  Palghaut  Rajah,  a  descendant  from 
the  Pandian  sovereigns  of  Madura,  terrified  by  the 
power  of  the  Samiry,  had,  in  early  times,  sought 
the  alliance  of  the  Mysore  state,  then  governed  by 
its  Hindoo  princes,  and  constituted  himself  a  client 
of  the  same  by  paying  a  certain  annual  sum  for 
a  subsidiary  force  to  be  stationed  in  his  territory. 
The  ambitious  ]\Ioslem,  under  colour  of  avenging 
his  ally  and  protecting  him  against  the  oppressions 
of  the  Samiry  and  other  princes,  forthwith  at- 
tacked them  on  their  own  ground. 


208  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  manner  in  which  the  Calicut  house  is  and 
has  been,  from  the  days  of  hoar  antiquity,  broken 
and  divided,  appears  curious  in  the  extreme.  It 
may  be  supposed  that  the  Brahmans,  jealous  of 
the  overgrown  power  of  one  individual,  in  the 
person  of  the  Samiry,  endeavoured  to  temper  its 
force  by  assigning  to  the  other  members  of  the 
family  certain  official  dignities,  together  with  con- 
comitant privileges.  It  is  also  possible  that  this 
partition  might  have  taken  place  at  the  solici- 
tation of  the  princes,  who  naturally  would  wish 
to  secure  for  themselves  a  settled  and  independent 
subsistence.  They  were  appointed  to  act  as  a 
council  to  the  reigning  sovereign ;  they  could 
check  his  authority  as  well  as  aid  him  in  his 
wisdom ;  and,  finally,  they  were  his  principal  of- 
cers,  each  having  separate  and  particular  duties 
to  perform.  {  By  this  arrangement,  in  case  of  the 
ruler's  demise,  his  heir  would  succeed  to  the  throne 
without  any  of  the  harassing  disturbances  and 
sanguinary  contentions  so  common  amongst  Asiatic 
nations. 

Where  rank  and  property  descend  from  father 
to  son,  there  is  little  difficulty  in  settling  the  suc- 
cession. But  when  families  remain  united  for  years 
under  the  Murroo-muka-tayum,  or   inheritance  by 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  209 

the  nephew  or  sister's  son— the  strange  law  which 
prevails  among  the  Rajahs  and  Nairs  of  Malabar  — 
it  becomes  bj  no  means  an  easy  matter  to  ascertain 
who  is  the  senior  in  point  of  birth.  The  crafty 
Brahmans  provided  against  this  difficulty  by  estab- 
lishing a  system  of  intermediate  dignities,  which 
acted  as  a  register,  and  by  requiring  a  long  interval 
of  time,  during  which  each  individual's  rights 
might  be  frequently  discussed  and  deliberately 
settled,  to  elapse  between  promotion  from  the 
inferior  to  the  superior  grades. 

The  head  of  the  Calicut  house,  who  may  be 
supposed  to  occupy  the  position  of  the  first  Samiry's 
mother,  is  called  the  Vullia  Tumbooratee,'"  or  prin- 
cipal queen.  She  resides  in  the  Kovilugum,  or 
palace  of  Umbadee.  Priority  of  birth  gives  a  claim 
to  this  dignity,  and  the  eldest  of  all  the  princesses 
is  entitled  to  it,  no  matter  what  be  her  relationship 
to  the  reigning  sovereign.  The  Umbadee  is  the 
only  indispensable  palace  ;  but,  for  the  sake  of 
convenience,  an  unlimited  number  of  private  dwell- 
ings have  been  established  for  the  junior  princesses. 
Thus  we  find  the  "  new  palace,"  the  "  eastern 
palace  "  (relatively  to  the  Umbadee),  the  "  western 

*  Tumbooratee,  in  Malayalini,  a  lady  or  princess;  if  a 
minor  she  is  termed  Tumbatee. 


210     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

palace/'  and  many  others/"  The  queen  and  prin- 
cesses are  compelled  to  occupy  the  residences 
allotted  to  their  several  ranks ;  they  are  also  pro- 
hibited from  holding  any  commerce  with  men  of 
their  own  family,  as  their  paramours  must  either 
be  of  the  Kshatriya  f  (military)  caste,  or  Numboory 
Brahmans,  and  may  not  be  changed  without  the 
consent  of  the  Samiry  and  that  of  the  whole  body 
of  near  relations. 

The  princes  are  taken  according  to  their  seniority 
out  of  the  above-mentioned  Umbadees,  and  the 
eldest  of  all,  when  a  death  occurs,  becomes  the 
Samiry.  There  are  five  palaces  of  state  allotted  to 
the  different  princes — namely,  the  Samotree  Kovi- 
lugum,  or  palace  of  the  First  Rajah ;  the  Yeirumpiree 
Kovilugum,  or  palace  of  the  Yellia  Rajah — the  heir 
apparent  to  the  Samiry-ship  ;  and  three  others, 
which  are  respectively  termed  the  "  Governments  of 
the  Third,  Fourth,  and  Fifth  Portions.  After  that 
a  prince  has  been  once  established  in  any  of  these 
dignities,   his   order   of  rank   may   be   considered 

*  The  above  four  are  the  only  recognised  palaces. 

f  Some  of  the  present  chieftains  of  Malabar  style  them- 
selves Kshatriyas,  but  by  far  the  greater  number  derive  their 
pedigree  from  the  intercourse  of  Brahmans  with  the  royal  ladies, 
who  principally  belong  to  the  Nair  caste  of  Hindoos. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  211 

finally  settled :  he  cannot  be  superseded,  but  must, 
if  he  lives,  rise  step  by  step  —  each  time  with 
formal  investiture  —  till  he  attains  the  highest 
dignity.  Whenever  a  superior  palace  becomes 
vacant,  he  is  duly  installed  in  it,  and  succeeds 
to  the  revenue  arising  from  the  landed  property 
belonging  to  it.  But  he  cannot  remove  any  of 
the  furniture,  or  the  gold  and  silver  utensils,  from 
the  inferior  residence  which  he  formerly  occupied, 
as  these  articles  are  considered  public  goods,  and, 
as  such,  are  marked  with  distinctive  stamps.  Under 
all  circumstances,  however,  the  prince  retains  the 
right  of  private  property. 

The  principles  of  the  arrangement  which  we  have 
attempted  to  describe,  not  only  exist  in  the  Calicut 
house  but  pervade  all  the  families  of  the  difi"erent 
Rajahs  in  Malabar. 

In  the  intercourse  between  the  princes  there  is 
much  ceremony,  and,  as  might  be  expected,  little 
afiection.  No  one  is  allowed  to  sit  down  in  the 
presence  of  a  superior ;  all  must  stand  before  the 
Samiry,  and  do  obeisance  to  him  with  folded 
hands. 

According  to  a  census  taken  in  1846,  the  dif- 
ferent castes  were  enumerated  as  follows  in  round 
numbers  : — 


212 


GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 


1. 

Numboory  Brahmans 

5,500 

2, 

Puttur,  or  foreign  Brahmans 

15,200 

3. 

Nairs 

370,000 

4. 

Tiyars    . 

340,000 

5. 

Moplahs 

315,000 

6. 

Fishermen 

15,300 

7. 

Chermur,  or  serfs 

160,000 

8. 

Christians  and  other  strangers 

Total 

9,000 

1,230,000* 

Even  in  India,  the  land  of  ethnologic  marvels, 
there  are  few  races  so  strange  and  remarkable  in 
their  customs  as  the  people  of  ]\Ialabar.  The  soil 
or  the  climate  seems  to  have  exercised  some  pecu- 
liar eifect  upon  its  inhabitants  :  Hindoos  as  well 
as  Moslems  abound  in  peculiarities  unknown  to 
their  tenets  and  practices  in  other  parts  of  the 
world.  The  correctness  of  our  observation  will 
appear  in  the  following  sketches  of  the  diflferent 
castes. 

The  priesthood  of  Malabar  is  at  present  divided 
into  two  great  classes ;  the  N'umboory,  Numoodree 
or  Malabar  Brahmans,  and  the  Puttur,  or  families 
of  the  pontifical  stock  that  do  not  originally  be- 
long to  the  country. 

*  This  gives  upwards  of  two  hundred  souls  per  mile,  estimat- 
ing the  extent  of  Malabar  at  about  six  thousand  square  miles. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  213 

The  Numboorj  is  the  scion  of  an  ancient  and 
celebrated  tree.  The  well  known  polemic  San- 
karacharya  belonged  to  this  race  ;  he  was  born  in 
the  village  of  Kaludee,  in  the  3501st,  or,  according 
to  others,  the  3100th  year  of  the  Kali  Yug.  His 
fame  rests  principally  upon  his  celebrated  work, 
the  sixty-four  anacharun,  or  Exceptions  to  Estab- 
lished Rules,  composed  for  the  purpose  of  regulating 
and  refining  the  customs  of  his  fellow  religionists.* 
No  copy  of  the  institutes  which  have  produced 
permanent  effects  upon  the  people  exists  in  Mala- 
bar. There  is  a  history  of  the  sainfs  life  called 
Sankaracharya  Chureedun,  containing  about  seven 
hundred  stanzas,  written  by  a  disciple. 

The  Numboory  family  is  governed  by  several 
regulations  peculiar  to  it :  only  the  eldest  of  any 
number  of  brothers  takes  a  woman  of  his  own 
caste  to  wife.  All  the  juniors  must  remain  single 
except  when  the  senior  fails  in  having  issue.  This 
life  of  celibacy  became  so  irksome  to  the  Brah- 
mans  that  they  induced  the  Nair  caste  to  permit 
unrestrained  intercourse  between  their  females 
and  themselves,  it  being  well  understood  that  the 

*  It  ordainedj  for  instance,  that  corpses  shall  be  burned 
within  private  premises,  instead  of  being  carried  out  for  that 
purpose  into  the  woods,  &c. 


214     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

priesthood  was  conferring  an  especial  honour  upon 
their  disciples.  Probably  in  order  to  please  the 
compliant  Sliudras  the  more,  the  Numboorj  in 
many  parts  of  the  country  changed  their  regular 
mode  of  succession  for  the  inheritance  by  nephews 
practised  amongst  the  Nairs.  As  might  be  sup- 
posed, the  birth  of  female  children  is  considered 
an  enormous  evil  by  these  Brahmans ;  their 
daughters  frequently  live  and  die  unmarried,  and 
even  when  a  suitable  match  has  been  found  for 
them,  their  nuptials  are  seldom  celebrated  till  late 
in  life,  owing  to  the  extraordinary  expense  of  the 
ceremony.  Throughout  India  the  marriage  of  a 
girl  is  seldom  delayed  after  her  twelfth  year ;  in 
Malabar,  few  Numboory  women  are  married  before 
they  reach  the  age  of  twenty-five  or  thirty.  They 
are  most  strictly  watched,  and  all  faux  pas  are 
punished  by  a  sort  of  excommunication  pronounced 
by  the  hereditary  Brahman,  with  the  consent  of 
the  Rajah.  The  relations  of  the  female  delinquent 
are  also  heavily  fined,  and  such  mulcts  in  ancient 
times  formed  one  of  the  items  of  the  ruler's 
revenue. 

There  is  nothing  striking  in  the  appearance  of 
the  Numboory.  He  is,  generally  speaking,  a  short, 
spare  man,   of  a   dark  olive-coloured   complexion, 


HINDOOS   OF  MALABAR.  215 

sharp  features,  and  delicate  limbs.  His  toilette 
is  not  elaborate  ;  a  piece  of  white  cotton  cloth 
fastened  round  the  waist,  and  a  similar  article 
thrown  loosely  over  the  shoulders,  together  with 
the  cord  of  the  twice-born,  compose  the  tout 
ensemble.  These  Brahmans  are  solemn  in  their 
manners  and  deportment,  seldom  appear  in  public, 
and  when  they  do,  they  exact  and  receive  great 
respect  from  their  inferiors  in  caste.  A  Nair 
meeting  a  Numboory  must  salute  him  by  joining 
the  palms  of  the  hands  together,  and  then  separ- 
ating them  three  successive  times.* 

The  Nairsf  are  a  superior  class  of  Shudra,  or 
servile  Hindoos,  who  formerly  ^composed  the  militia,| 
or  landwehr,  of  Malabar.  Before  the  land-tax  was 
introduced  they  held  estates  rent  free  ;  the  only 

*  There  is  an  abridged  form  of  this  salutation,  which  con- 
sists of  joining  the  hands  and  then  parting  them,  at  the  same 
time  bending  the  fingers  at  the  second  joint. 

t  This  word  generally  follows  the  name  of  the  individual, 
and  seems  to  be  the  titular  appellation  of  the  class.  It  is 
probably  derived  from  the  Sanscrit  Nayaka  (a  chief),  like  the 
Teloogoo  Naidoo,  the  Canarese  and  Tamul  Naikum,  and  the 
Hindoo  Naik. 

X  Captain  Hamilton  makes  the  number  of  fighting  men 
throughout  the  province,  of  course  including  all  castes,  amount 
to  one  million  two  hundred  and  sixty-two  thousand. 


216     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

prestation  required  from  them  was  personal  service ; 
to  attend  the  rajah,  or  chief,  on  all  official  and 
religious  occasions,  and  to  march  to  battle  under 
his  banner.  When  absent  from  their  homes,  they 
were  entitled  to  a  daily  subsistence,  called  Kole. 
Their  arms  were  sword  and  shield,  spear  and  match- 
lock, with  a  long  knife  or  dagger  suspended  behind 
the  back  by  a  hook  attached  to  a  leathern  waist- 
band. Being  now  deprived  of  their  favourite 
pastimes  —  fighting  and  plundering  —  they  have 
become  cultivators  of  the  soil,  and  disdain  not  to 
bend  over  the  plough,  an  occupation  formerly 
confined  to  their  slaves.  And  yet  to  the  present 
day  they  retain  much  of  their  old  military  character, 
and  with  it  the  licentiousness  which  in  Eastern 
countries  belongs  to  the  profession  of  arms.  In  fact, 
"  war,  wine,  and  women "  appear  to  be  the  three 
ingredients  of  their  summum  honum,  and  forced 
abstinence  from  the  first,  only  increases  the  ardour 
of  their  afiection  for  the  last  two.  Although  quite 
opposed  to  the  spirit  of  Hindoo  law,  intoxication 
and  debauchery  never  degrade  a  Nair  from  his 
caste.) 

Wedlock  can  hardly  be  said  to  exist  among  the 
Nairs.  They  perform,  however,  a  ceremony  called 
Iculleanum,  which  in  other  castes  implies  marriage, 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  217 

probably  a  relic  of  the  nuptial  rite.  The  Nair 
woman  has  a  Talee,  or  necklace,  bound  round  her 
throat  by  some  fellow-caste  man,  generally  a  friend 
of  the  family ;  a  procession  then  ambulates  the 
town,  and  by  virtue  thereof  the  lady  takes  the  title 
of  Ummah,  or  matron.  But  the  gentleman  is  not 
entitled  to  the  privileges  of  a  husband,  nor  has  he 
any  authority  over  the  said  matron's  person  or 
property.  She  is  at  liberty  to  make  choice  of  the 
individual  with  whom  she  intends  to  live  —  her 
Bhurtao,  as  her  protector  is  called,  she  becoming 
his  Bharya.  The  connection  is  termed  Goona- 
doshum,  words  which  literally  signify  "good  and 
bad,"  and  imply  an  agreement  between  the  parties 
to  take  each  other  for  better  and  worse  ;  it  cannot 
be  dissolved  without  the  simple  process  of  one  party 
"  giving  warning  "  to  the  other.  In  former  times, 
the  lady  used  always  to  reside  in  her  mother's 
house,  but  this  uncomfortable  practice  is  now 
rapidly  disappearing. 

Another  peculiar  custom  which  prevails  among 
the  Nairs,  is  the  murroo-muka-tayura,'""  hereditary 
succession  by  sisters'  sons ;  or  in  case  of  their 
failing,  by  the  male  nearest  in  consanguinity  from 
the  father's  grandmother.  The  ancient  ordinances 
*  Opposed  to  muka-tayum,  the  succession  of  sons. 

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218  GO  A  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

of  Malabar  forbade  a  Nair  to  leave  his  property 
by  will  to  his  offspring,  and  it  was  considered  un- 
becoming to  treat  a  son  with  the  affection  shown 
to  a  nephew.  Of  late  years  some  heads  of  families 
have  made  a  provision  for  their  own  children 
during  life  time,  but  it  has  been  necessary  to  pro- 
cure the  assent  of  the  rightful  heirs  to  bequests 
thus  irregularly  made.  When  property  is  left  to 
sons,  the  division  follows  the  general  Hindoo  law, 
with  two  essential  points  of  difference.  In  the 
first  place,  children  inherit  the  estate  of  the  mother 
only  ;  and,  secondly,  a  daughter  is,  in  certain  cases, 
entitled  to  preference  to  a  son.  Thus,  a  female 
can,  a  male  cannot,  mortgage  or  sell  land  inherited 
from  his  maternal  progenitor  :  after  his  death  it 
must  revert  to  those  who  were  co-heirs  with  him  ; 
and  though  a  man  is  entitled  to  the  same  share  as 
his  sister,  his  right  to  it  continues  only  as  long  as 
they  live  in  the  same  house. 

The  origin  of  this  extraordinary  law  is  lost  in 
the  obscurity  of  antiquity.  The  Brahmans,  accord- 
ing to  some,  were  its  inventors;  others  suppose 
that  they  merely  encouraged  and  partially  adopted 
it.  Its  effects,  politically  speaking,  were  beneficial 
to  the  community  at  large.  The  domestic  ties, 
always  inconvenient  to  a   strictly  military  popu- 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  219 

lation,  were  thereby  conveniently  weakened,  and 
the  wealth,  dignity,  and  unbroken  unity  of  interests 
were  preserved  for  generations  unimpaired  in  great 
and  powerful  families,  which,  had  the  property  been 
divided  among  the  several  branches,  according  to 
the  general  practice  of  Hinduism,  would  soon  have 
lost  their  weight  and  influence.  As  it  was  un- 
necessary that  a  woman  should  be  removed  from 
her  home,  or  introduced  into  a  strange  family,  the 
eldest  nephew  on  the  sister's  side,  when  he  became 
the  senior  male  member  of  the  household,  succeeded, 
as  a  matter  of  course,  to  the  rights,  property,  and 
dignity  of  Karnovun.* 

We  suspect  that  the  priesthood — those  crafty 
politicians  whose  meshes  of  mingled  deceit  and 
superstition  have  ever  held  the  Hindoo  mind 
"  in  durance  vile  "  —  were  the  originators  of  the 
murroo-muka-tayum  and  the  goonadoshum.  Both 
inventions,  like  many  of  the  laws  of  Lycurgus, 
appear  the  result  of  well-digested  plans  for  carrying 
out  the  one  proposed  object.  They  are  audacious 
encroachments  upon  the  rights  of  human  nature  ; 
and  we  cannot  account  for  their  existence  by  any 
supposition  except  that  the  law-givers  were  deter- 
mined to  rear  a  race  of  warriors— no  matter  by 

*  The  head  of  the  house. 

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220  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

what  means.  As  a  corroboration  of  our  theory, 
we  may  instance  the  fact  that  these  strange  and 
now  objectless  ordinances  are  gradually  giving  way 
to  the  tide  of  truer  feeling.  Already  the  succession 
of  nephews  has  been  partially  broken  through,  and 
in  the  present  day  the  control  of  the  heads  of 
families  is  nothing  compared  with  what  it  was. 

There  is  a  tradition  among  the  Nairs,  that 
anciently,  the  Samiry  Rajah  was,  by  the  law  of  the 
land,  compelled  to  commit  suicide  by  cutting  his 
throat  in  public  at  the  expiration  of  a  twelve-years' 
reign.  When  that  ceremony  became  obsolete,  an- 
other and  an  equally  peculiar  one  was  substituted 
in  its  stead.  A  jubilee  was  proclaimed  throughout 
the  kingdom,  and  thousands  flocked  from  all  direc- 
tions to  the  feasts  and  festivals  prepared  for  them 
at  Calicut.  On  an  appointed  day,  the  Rajah,  after 
performing  certain  religious  rites,  repaired  to  the 
shore,  and  sat  down  upon  a  cushion,  unarmed,  bare- 
headed, and  almost  undressed,  whilst  any  four  men 
of  the  fighting  caste,  who  had  a  mind  to  win  a 
crown,  were  allowed  to  present  themselves  as  candi- 
dates for  the  honour  of  regicide.  They  were  bathed 
in  the  sea,  and  dressed  in  pure  garments,  which, 
as  well  as  their  persons,  were  profusely  sprinkled 
over  with  perfumes  and  water  coloured  yellow  by 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  221 

means  of  turmeric.  A  Brahman  then  putting  a 
long  sword  and  small  round  shield  into  each  man's 
hand,  told  him  to  "  go  in  and  win  ^'  if  he  could. 
Almost  incredible  though  it  may  appear,  some  cases 
are  quoted  in  which  a  lucky  desperado  succeeded 
in  cutting  his  way  through  the  thirty  or  forty  thou- 
sand armed  guards  who  stood  around  the  Rajah, 
and  in  striking  off  the  sovereign's  head.  This 
strange  practice  has  of  late  years  been  abolished. 

The  Nairs  are  rather  a  fair  and  comely  race,  with 
neat  features,  clean  limbs,  and  decidedly  a  high 
caste  look.  They  shave  the  head  all  over,  except- 
ing one  long  thin  lock  of  hair,  which  is  knotted 
at  the  end,  and  allowed  to  lie  flat  upon  the  crown. 
Neither  cap  nor  turban  is  generally  worn.  Their 
dress  consists  of  the  usual  white  cotton  cloth 
fastened  round  the  loins  :  when  en  grande  tenue,  a 
similar  piece  hangs  round  their  necks,  or  is  spread 
over  the  shoulders.  We  have  alluded  to  the  ap- 
pearance of  their  females  in  our  account  of  Calicut, 
and  may  here  observe  that  we  were  rather  fortu- 
nate in  having  accidentally  seen  them.  The  Nair 
is  as  jealous  as  he  is  amorous  and  vindictive  :  many 
travellers  have  passed  through  the  country  without 
being  able  to  catch  one  glimpse  of  their  women, 
and  the  knife   would  be  unhesitatingly  used  if  a 


222  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

foreigner  attempted  to  satisfy  his  curiosity  by  any- 
thing like  forcible  measures.  ; 


The  Tian "'  of  Malabar  is  to  the  Nair  what  the 
villein  was  to  the  feoffee  of  feudal  England.  These 
two  families  somewhat  resemble  each  other  in 
appearance,  but  the  former  is  darker  in  complexion, 
and  less  "  castey  "  in  form  and  feature  than  the 
latter.  It  is  the  custom  for  modest  women  of  the 
Tiyar  family  to  expose  the  whole  of  the  person 
above  the  waist,  whereas  females  of  loose  character 
are  compelled  by  custom  to  cover  the  bosom.  As 
this  class  of  Hindoo,  generally  speaking,  provides 
the  European  residents  with  nurses  and  other 
menials,  many  of  our  countrymen  have  tried  to 
make  them  adopt  a  somewhat  less  natural  costume. 
The  proposal,  however,  has  generally  been  met 
pretty  much  in  the  same  spirit  which  would  be 
displayed  were  the  converse  suggested  to  an  Eng- 
lishwoman. 

In  writings  tbe  Tiyar  are  styled  Eelavun.  They 
are  supposed  to  be  a  colony  of  strangers  from  an 
island  of  that  name  near  Ceylon.  An  anomaly  in 
the   Hindoo   system  they    certainly   are :    learned 

*  The  masculine  singular  of  this  word  is  Tian  (fern.  Tiatti), 
in  the  plural  Tiyar. 


HINDOOS   OF  MALABAR.  223 

natives  know  not  whether  to  rank  them  among 
the  Shudras  or  not ;  some  have  designated  them  by 
the  term  Uddee  Shudra,  meaning  an  inferior  branch 
of  the  fourth  great  division.  Their  principal  em- 
ployments are  drawing  toddy,  dressing  the  heads 
of  cocoa  and  other  trees,  cultivating  rice  lands,  and 
acting  as  labourers,  horse-keepers,  and  grass-cutters ; 
they  are  free  from  all  prejudices  that  would  re- 
move them  from  Europeans,  and  do  not  object 
to  duties  which  only  the  lowest  outcastes  in  India 
will  condescend  to  perform.  Some  few  have  risen 
to  respectability  and  even  opulence  by  trade.  They 
will  not  touch  the  flesh  of  the  cow,  and  yet  they 
have  no  objection  to  other  forbidden  food.  They 
drink  to  excess,  and  are  fond  of  quarrelling  over 
their  cups.  Unlike  the  Nairs,  they  are  deficient 
in  spirit ;  they  are  distinguished  from  the  natives 
of  Malabar  generally  by  marrying  and  giving  in 
marriage.  Moreover,  property  with  them  descends 
regularly  from  father  to  son. 

Throughout  the  province  a  sort  of  vassalage 
seems  to  have  been  established  universally  among 
the   Tiyar,    occasionally   among  the   Nair   tribes.* 

*  The  Moplahs,  as  strangers,  and  the  merchants,  trades- 
people, and  professional  men  who  had  no  fixed  places  of  resi- 
dence, did  not  engage  in  this  feudal  relationship. 


224  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

The  latter  would  sometimes  place  himself  in  a 
state  of  dependency  upon  some  Rajah,  or  powerful 
chief,  and  pay  Chungathum,"^  or  protection-money, 
for  the  advantage  derived  from  the  connexion. 
The  Tiyar  willingly  became  the  Udianf  of  any 
superior  whose  patronage  would  guarantee  him 
quiet  possession  of  his  goods  and  chattels.  This 
kind  of  allegiance  by  no  means  amounted  to 
slavery.  The  Tumbooran  could  not  dispose  of  the 
person  or  property  of  his  vassal,  nor  did  the  private 
tie  acquit  an  individual  of  any  public  duty  to  the 
Rajah  or  his  representatives  upon  emergent  occa- 
sions. The  patron  was  on  all  occasions  bound  to 
defend,  protect,  and  procure  redress  for  his  client — 
favours  which  the  latter  acknowledged  by  yearly  tri- 
bute, and  by  affording  personal  service  to  his  supe- 
rior in  private  quarrels.  To  the  present  day  the 
Tian  will  immediately  say  who  his  Tumbooran  is  : 
the  annual  offerings  are  still  kept  up,  and  though 
British  law  entitles  all  parties  to  equality  of  social 

*  See  Chapter  XL 

t  The  word  Udian,  in  Malayalira  and  Tamul,  literally  sig- 
nifies a  slave.  Here  it  is  used  in  its  limited  signification  of 
vassal  or  client,  as  opposed  to  the  Tumbooran  or  patron.  The 
word,  however,  would  be  considered  degrading  to  a  Nair,  and 
is  therefore  never  applied  to  him. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  225 

rights,  it  must  be  an  injury  of  some  magnitude  that 
can  induce  the  inferior  to  appear  against  his  patron 
in  a  court  of  justice.  Some  individuals  became 
vassals  of  the  Pagoda,  which,  in  its  turn,  often 
subjected  itself  to  fee  a  Rajah  for  the  maintenance 
of  its  rights  and  the  defence  of  its  property. 

The  reader  will  remark  how  peculiarly  characte- 
ristic of  the  nation  this  state  of  voluntary  depend- 
ency is.  In  European  history  we  find  the  allodialist 
putting  himself  and  his  estate  in  a  condition  of 
vassalage,  but  he  did  so  because  it  was  better  to 
occupy  the  property  as  a  fief  incident  to  certain 
services  than  to  lose  it  altogether,  or  even  to  be 
subjected  to  pillage  and  forced  contributions.  But 
the  Asiatic  is  not  comfortable  without  the  shade 
of  a  patron  over  his  head  ;  even  if  necessity  ori- 
ginally compelled  him  to  sacrifice  half  his  freedom, 
habit  and  inclination  perpetuate  the  practice  long 
after  all  object  for  its  continuance  has  ceased  to 
exist.    / 


The  Chermur,*  or  serfs  of  Malabar,  amongst  the 
Hindoos,  were  entirely  prasdial  or  rustic.     The  sys- 

*  "  Sons  of  the  soil,"  from  cher,  earth,  and  mukkul,  children. 
In  the  masculine  singular  the  word  is  chermun  (fern,  chermee), 
plural,  chermur. 

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226  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

tern  of  slavery  is  said  to  have  been  introduced  by 
Parasu  Rama,  as  a  provision  for  agriculture  when 
he  gave  the  country  to  the  Brahmans.  We  may 
account  for  it  more  naturally  by  assigning  its  origin 
and  referring  its  subsequent  prevalence  to  the  ope- 
ration of  the  ancient  Indian  laws.  The  rules  of 
caste  were  so  numerous  and  arbitrary  that  constant 
deviations  from  them  would  take  place  in  a  large 
community  ;  and  for  certain  offences  freeborn  indi- 
viduals became  Chandalas  (outcastes),  and  were 
liable  to  disenfranchisement. 

Servitude  in  Malabar  offered  few  of  the  revolting, 
degrading,  and  horrible  features  which  characterized 
Vit  in  the  ancient,  mediaeval,  and  modern  annals  of 
the  Western  World.  The  proprietor  never  had 
the  power  of  life  or  death  over  a  slave  without 
the  sanction  of  the  feudal  chief,  or  more  generally 
of  the  sovereign  ;  he  could  inflict  corporeal  punish- 
ment upon  him,  but  old  established  custom  limited 
the  extent  as  effectually  as  law  would.  Moreover, 
in  this  part  of  the  globe  serfs  were  born  and  bred 
in  subserviency,  they  had  no  cherished  memories 
of  rights  and  comforts  once  enjoyed, — ^no  spirit  of 
independence  conscious  of  a  title  to  higher  privi- 
leges and  indignant  at  unjust  seclusion  from  them. 
In  their  case  slavery  did  not  begin  with  the  horrors 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  227 

of  violent  separatioD  from  country  and  home,  the 
cruelties  of  a  ship-imprisonment,  forcible  introduc- 
tion to  new  habits  and  customs,  food  and  dress, 
languages  and  connections.  They  were  not  de- 
graded to  the  level  of  beasts,  nor  were  they  sub- 
jected to  treatment  of  the  worst  description  by 
strange  masters,  who  neither  understood  their  na- 
tures, nor  sympathized  with  their  feelings. 

A  proprietor  in  Malabar  could  always  sell  *  his 
serfs  with  or  without  the  soil,  but  to  remove  them 
far  from  their  homes  would  have  been  considered 
a  cruel  and  unwarrantable  measure  sufficient  to 
cause  and  almost  justify  desertion.  Only  in  some 
castes  the  wives  of  slaves  might  be  sold  to  another 
master,  and,  generally  speaking,  parents  were  not 
separated  from  their  children.f  They  might,  how- 
ever, be  let  out  in  simple  rent,  or  mortgaged  under 
certain  deeds.  The  proprietors  were  bound  to  feed 
their  slaves  throughout  the  year.  The  allowance 
on  work  days  was  double  the  proportion  issued  at 

*  The  price  of  a  slave  varied  from  31.  to  8/. 

t  In  the  CaHcut  district,  half  the  children  belonged  to  the 
mother,  or  rather  to  her  proprietor,  and  the  other  half  to  the 
father's  master;  the  odd  number  was  the  property  of  the 
former.  When  both  parents  belonged  to  one  owner,  he  of 
course  claimed  all  the  offspring. 


228  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

other  times,  but  it  was  never  less  than  two  pounds 
of  rice  to  a  male,  and  about  three  quarters  of  that 
quantity  to  a  female.  In  Malabar  there  have  been 
instances  of  a  Chermun's  holding  land  in  lease,  and 
being  responsible  to  government  for  paying  its  taxes. 
In  Canara  it  was  by  no  means  uncommon  for  slaves 
to  have  slips  of  rice-fields,  and  small  pieces  of  land 
given  to  them  by  their  masters  for  growing  fruit 
and  vegetables.  When  a  slave  possessing  any 
property  died,  his  owner  was  not  entitled  to  it, 
except  in  the  cases  when  no  lawful  heir  could  be 
found.  In  some  places  on  the  coast,*  and  near  large 
towns,  the  serfs  were  permitted,  when  not  labour- 
ing for  their  proprietor,  to  employ  themselves  in 
carrying  grass,  firewood,  and  other  articles  to  mar- 
ket. On  great  occasions  they  expected  presents  of 
clothes,  oil,  grain,  and  small  sums  of  money  when- 
ever the  owner  was  wealthy  enough  to  distribute 
such  largesse.  And  at  harvest  time  they  were  enti- 
tled to  a  certain  portion  of  the  produce,  as  a  com- 
pensation for  watching  the  crop. 

There  are  several  castes  of  serfs  who  do  not 
intermarry  or  eat  with  each  other.     The  Poliur  is 

*  Generally  speaking,  the  slaves  in  the  maritime  districts 
were  in  better  condition,  and  far  superior  in  bodily  and  mental 
development  to  their  brethren  in  the  interior. 


HINDOOS   OF   MALABAR.  229 

considered  the  most  industrious,  docile,  and  trust- 
worthy. Proprietors  complained  loudly  of  the  pil- 
fering propensities  displayed  by  the  others.  With 
the  exception  of  the  Parayen  and  Kunnakun  tribes, 
they  abstain  from  slaying  the  cow,  and  using  beef 
as  an  article  of  food.  All  are  considered  im- 
pure, though  not  equally  so.  For  instance,  slaves 
of  the  Polyan,  Waloovan,  and  Parayen  races  must 
stand  at  a  distance  of  seventy-two  paces  from  the 
Brahman  and  Nair :  the  Kunnakuns  may  approach 
within  sixty-four,  and  other  servile  castes  within 
forty-eight  paces  of  the  priestly  and  military  orders. 


230  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

THE  MOSLEM  AND  OTHER  NATIVES  OF  MALABAR. 

We  are  informed  by  the  Moslem  historians  that 
their  faith  spread  wide  and  took  deep  root  in 
the  southern  parts  of  Western  India,  principally 
in  consequence  of  the  extensive  immigration  of 
Arabs.  It  may  be  observed  that  the  same  cause 
which  provided  the  Hindoos  with  serfs,  supplied 
the  stranger  with  proselytes  :  a  Rajah  would  often, 
when  in  want  of  money,  dispose  of  his  outcastes 
to  the  Faithful,  who,  in  such  cases,  seldom  failed 
to  make  converts  of  their  purchasers. 

The  Moplahs,  or  Mapillahs,'" — the  Moslem  in- 
habitants of  Malabar — are  a  mixed  breed,  sprung 

*  There  are  three  different  derivations  of  this  word.  Some 
deduce  it  fronn  the  pure  Hindostani  and  corrupted  Sanscrit 
word  ma  (a  mother),  and  the  Tamul  pilla  (a  son),  "  sons  of 
their  mothers,"  the  male  progenitor  being  unknown.  Others 
suppose  it  to  be  a  compound  of  mukkul  (a  daughter)  and  pilla 
(a  son),  "  a  daughter's  son,"  also  an  allusion  to  their  origin. 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  231 

from  the  promiscuous  intercourse  that  took  place 
between  the  first  Arab  settlers  and  the  women  of 
the  country.  Even  to  the  present  day  they  display 
in  mind  and  body  no  small  traces  of  their  mongrel 
origin.  They  are  a  light  coloured  and  good  look- 
ing'"'' race  of  men,  with  the  high  features,  the  proud 
expression,  and  the  wiry  forms  of  the  descendants 
of  Ishmael :  their  delicate  hands  and  feet,  and 
their  long  bushy  beards,  •[  show  that  not  a  little 
Hindoo  blood  flows  in  their  veins.  They  shave 
the  hair,  trim  the  mostachios  according  to  the 
Sunnat,|  and,  instead  of  a  turban,  wear  a  small 
silk  or  cloth  cap  of  peculiar  shape  upon  their  heads. 
The  chest  and  shoulders  are  left  exposed,  and  a 
white  or  dyed  piece  of  linen,  resembling   in  cut 

The  third  is  a  rather  fanciful  derivation  from  Mokhai-pilla 
"  sons  of,  or  emigrants  from,  Mocha,"  in  Arabia. 

*  This  description  applies  exclusively  to  the  higher  orders  ; 
the  labouring  classes  are  dark  and  ill-favoured. 

t  The  genuine  Arab,  especially  in  Yemen  and  Tehamah,  is, 
generally  speaking,  a  Kusaj^  or  scant-bearded  man ;  and  his 
envy  when  regarding  the  flowing  honours  of  a  Persian  chin,  is 
only  equalled  by  the  lasting  regret  with  which  he  laments  his 
own  deficiency  in  that  semi-religious  appurtenance  to  the 
human  face. 

X  The  practice  of  the  Prophet,  whom  every  good  Moslem  is 
bound  to  imitate,  even  in  the  most  trivial  and  every-day  occa- 
sions. 


232  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

and  colour  the  "  lung "  or  bathing  cloth  of  Central 
Asia,  is  tied  round  the  loins.  The  garment,  if 
we  may  so  call  it,  worn  by  the  males,  does  not 
reach  below  the  calves  of  the  legs,  whereas  the 
fair  sex  prolongs  it  to  the  ankles.  Unlike  the 
Hindoo  inhabitants  of  ]\Ialabar,  the  upper  portion 
of  the  female  figure  is  modestly  concealed  by  a 
shift  buttoned  round  the  neck,  with  large  sleeves, 
and  the  opening  in  front :  according  to  the  custom 
of  the  Faithful  a  veil  is  always  thrown  over  the 
head. 

The  only  peculiarity  in  the  Moplah  lady's  cos- 
tume is  the  horrible  ornamenting  of  the  ear.  At 
an  early  age  the  lobe  is  pierced,  and  a  bit  of  lead, 
or  a  piece  of  Shola  wood  *  is  inserted  in  order  to 
enlarge  the  orifice.  After  a  time  the  lobe  becomes 
about  the  size  of  a  crown  piece,  and  a  circle  of 
gold,  silver,  or  palm-leaf,  dyed  red,  white,  or  yellow, 
is  inserted  into  it — the  distended  skin  of  the  lobe 
containing  and  surrounding  the  ring.  There  is 
something  peculiarly  revolting  to  a  stranger's  eye 
in  the  appearance  of  the  two  long  strips  of  flesh 
instead  of  ears,  which  hang  down  on  each  side  of 

*  The  jEschynomene  paludosa,  a  wood  of  porous  texture, 
which  swells  when  water  is  poured  upon  it.  Lead  is  some- 
times used  to  distend  the  flap  of  the  ear  by  its  weight. 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  233 

the  head  in  old  age,  when  ornaments  are  no  longer 
worn. 

The  countenance  of  the  Moplah,  especially  when  it 
assumes  the  expression  with  which  he  usually  regards 
infidels  and  heretics,  is  strongly  indicative  of  his 
ferocious  and  fanatic  disposition.  His  deep  undying 
hatred  for  the  Kafir  *  is  nurtured  and  strengthened 
by  the  priests  and  religious  instructors.  Like  the 
hierarchy  of  the  Moslem  world  in  general,  they 
have  only  to  hold  out  a  promise  of  Paradise  to  their 
disciples  as  a  reward,  and  the  most  flagrant  crimes 
will  be  committed.  In  Malabar  they  lie  under 
the  suspicion  of  having  often  suggested  and  coun- 
tenanced many  a  frightful  deed  of  violence.  The 
Moplah  is  an  obstinate  ruffian.  Cases  are  quoted 
of  a  culprit  spitting  in  the  face  of  a  judge  when 
the  warrant  of  execution  was  being  read  out  to 
him.  Sometimes  half  a  dozen  desperadoes  will 
arm  themselves,  seize  upon  a  substantial  house, 
and  send  a  message  of  defiance  to  the  collector 
of  the  district.  Their  favourite  weapon  on  such 
occasions  is  the  long  knife  that  usually  hangs 
from  the  waist :  when  entering  battle  they  gene- 
rally carry  two,  one  in  the  hand,  and  the  other 

*  A  name,  by  no  naeans  complimentary,  applied  to  all  who 
are  not  Moslems. 


234  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

between  the  teeth.  Thej  invariably  prepare  them- 
selves for  combat  by  a  powerful  dose  of  hemp  or 
opium,  fight  to  the  last  with  frenzied  obstinacy, 
despise  the  most  dreadful  wounds,  and  continue 
to  exert  themselves  when  a  European  would  be 
quite  disabled — a  peculiarity  which  they  probably 
inherit  from  their  Arab'""  ancestors.  Like  the 
Malay  when  he  runs  a-muck,  these  men  never 
think  of  asking  for,  or  giving  quarter,  they  make 
up  their  minds  to  become  martyrs,  and  only  try 
to  attain  high  rank  in  that  glorious  body  by  slay- 
ing as  many  infidels  as  they  can.  At  times  they 
have  been  eminently  successful.  On  one  occasion 
we  heard  of  a  rencontre  in  which  about  a  dozen 
desperate  robbers,  dropping  from  the  window  of 
a  house  into  the  centre  of  a  square,  inopportunely 
formed  by  a  company  of  seapoys,  used  their  knives 
with  such  efiect  upon  the  helpless  red-coats'  backs, 
that  they  ran  away  with  all  possible  precipitation. 
The  result  of  a  few  such  accidents  is,  that  the  na- 
tive soldier  cannot  always  be  trusted  to  act  against 
them,  for,  with  the  usual  Hindoo  superstition  and 
love  of  the  marvellous,  he  considers  their  bravery 

*  The  descendants  of  the  Wild  Man  have  at  all  times  been 
celebrated  for  obstinate  individual  valour,  and  enduring  an 
amount  of  "  punishment "  which  seems  quite  incredible. 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  235 

something  preternatural,  and  connected  with   cer- 
tain fiendish  influences. 

In  former  days,  the  Moplas  played  a  conspicuous 
part  among  the  pirates  who  infested  the  j\Ialabar 
coast.  Marco  Polo  mentions  that  there  issued  an- 
nually '■'  a  body  of  upwards  of  one  hundred  vessels,* 
who  captured  other  ships  and  plundered  the  mer- 
chants." He  alludes  to  their  forming  what  they 
called  a  ladder  on  the  sea,  by  stationing  themselves 
in  squadrons  of  twenty,  about  five  miles  from  each 
other,  so  as  to  command  as  great  an  extent  of 
water  as  possible.  But  in  the  old  Venetian's  day, 
the  corsairs  appear  to  have  been  by  no  means  so 
sanguinary  as  they  afterwards  became.  He  ex- 
pressly states,  that  when  the  pirates  took  a  ship, 
they  did  no  injury  to  the  crew,  but  merely  said  to 
them,  "  Go  and  collect  another  cargo,  that  we  may 
have  a  chance  of  getting  it  too."  In  later  times, 
Tavernier  describes  them  as  blood-thirsty  in  the 
extreme.  "  The  J\Ialavares  are  violent  Mahometans 
and  very  cruel  to  the  Christians.!     I  saw  a  barefoot 

*  Manned  in  those  days  by  Hindoos.  Marco  Polo  tells  us 
that  the  people  of  Malabar  are  idolaters,  and  subject  to  no 
foreigner. 

t  Who  ret  oiled  by  hanging  them  upon  the  spot,  or  throwing 
them  overboard.  This  style  of  warfare  was  productive  of  great 
barbarities.     There  is  a  pile  of  stone  rising  above  the  sea,  about 


236  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Carmelite  friar,  who  had  been  taken  by  the  pirates, 
and  so  tortured,  in  order  to  obtain  his  ransom,* 
that  his  right  arm  and  one  leg  were  shorter  by  one 
half  than  the  other."  He  alludes  to  their  audacity 
in  attacking  large  armed  vessels  with  squadrons 
composed  of  ten  or  fifteen  barques,  each  carrying 
from  two  hundred  to  two  hundred  and  fifty  men, 
and  describes  their  practice  of  boarding  suddenly 
and  setting  fire  to  the  ship  with  pots  of  artificial 
fire.  The  style  of  defence  usually  adopted  was  to 
prepare  for  them  by  closing  the  scuttles,  and  swamp- 
ing the  deck  with  water,  to  hinder  the  fire-pots  from 
doing  execution. 

The  Moplahs  being  now  deprived  of  their  old 
occupation,  have  addicted  themselves,  in  some 
places,  to  gang-robbery  and  smuggling.  The  prin- 
cipal contraband  articles  are  tobacco  and  salt, 
both  of  which   are   government  monopolies.!     To 

seven  leagues  north-west  of  Calicut,  called  the  Sacrifice  Rock, 
from  the  slaughter  of  the  crew  of  a  Portuguese  vessel  which 
was  captured  by  the  Cottica  cruisers  shortly  after  the  settlement 
of  the  Christians  in  India. 

*  The  sum  usually  paid  was  from  eight  to  ten  shillings,  a 
portion  of  which  went  to  the  Rajah,  part  to  the  women  who 
had  lost  their  husbands  in  these  predatory  encounters,  and  the 
remainder  was  "  prize-money." 

t  Few  would  be  disposed  to  consider  the  salt-duty  a  practi- 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  237 

strengthen  their  bands,  they  will  associate  to  them- 
selves small  bodies  of  Nairs  and  villains  of  the 
lowest  Hindoo  castes,  who  shrink  from  no  species 
of  cruelty  and  outrage.  But,  generally  speaking, 
especially  in  the  quieter  districts  of  Malabar,  the 
Moplahs  and  the  Nairs  are  on  terms  of  deadly 
enmity.  The  idolaters,  who  have  been  taught  to 
hate  the  Faithful  by  many  a  deed  of  blood,  would 
always  act  willingly  against  them,  provided  that 
our  rulers  would  ensure  subsistence  to  their  families, 
according  to  the  ancient  custom  of  the  country.* 
Both  are  equally  bigoted,  violent,  and  fond  of  the 
knife.  In  few  parts  of  the  world  there  are  more 
deadly  feuds  than  in  this  province  ;  and  whenever 
a  Nair  is  killed  by  a  Moplah,  or  vice  versd,  the 
relations  will  steep  a  cloth  in  the  dead  man's  blood, 
and  vow  never  to  lose  sight  of  it  till  they  have 
taken  revenge  upon  the  murderer. 

cal  proof  of  the  enlightened  nature  of  our  rule  in  the  East,  and 
there  is  no  one,  we  believe,  except  a  "crack  collector,"  who 
would  not  rejoice  to  see  it  done  away  with,  or  at  least  much 
reduced. 

*  The  rajah  was  expected  to  grant  lands  to  the  families  of 
those  who  heroically  bound  themselves  by  solemn  vow  to  fight 
till  death  against  the  enemy.  If  the  self-devoted  escaped  de- 
struction, he  became  an  outcaste,  and  was  compelled  to  leave 
the  country. 


238  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

Near  the  coast,  the  Moplahs  are  a  thriving  race 
of  traders,  crafty,  industrious,  and  somewhat  refined 
by  the  influence  of  wealth.  Those  of  the  interior 
cultivate  rice  and  garden  lands.  Some  few  of  the 
latter  traffic,  but  as  they  do  not  possess  the  op- 
portunities of  commerce  enjoyed  by  their  mari- 
time brethren,  their  habitations  and  warehouses 
are  not  so  comfortable,  substantial,  and  spacious. 
Both  of  them  have  a  widely  diffused  bad  name. 
Among  the  people  of  Southern  India  generally, 
the  word  Moplah  is  synonymous  with  thief  and 
rascal.  All  are  equally  celebrated  for  parsimony, 
a  I^indoo,  as  well  as  an  Arab,  quality,  and  for 
rigid  observance  of  their  religious  rites  and  cere- 
monies. The  desire  of  gaining  proselytes  is  one 
of  their  ruling  passions  ;  consequently  Islam  is 
steadily  extending  itself.  The  zeal  of  its  followers 
is  well  supported  by  their  means,  and  the  willing- 
ness with  which  they  admit  new  converts,  even  of 
the  lowest  and  most  despised  classes,  to  perfect 
social  equality  with  themselves,  offers  irresistible 
attractions  to  man}^  wretched  outcastes  of  Hinduism. 
They  transgress  the  more  laudable  ordinances  of 
their  faith,  and  yet  cling  fondly  to  its  worse  spirit. 
They  will  indulge  to  excess  in  the  forbidden  plea- 
sures  of  distilled    waters  and   intoxicating   drugs, 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  239 

in  immorality  and   depravity  ;    at  the  same  time 
they  never  hesitate  to  protect  a  criminal  of  their 
own  creed,  and,  to  save  him,  would  gladly  perjure 
themselves,  in  the  belief  that,  under  such  circum- 
stances, false  oaths  and  testimony  are  not  only  justi- 
fiable, but  meritorious  in  a  religious  point  of  view.* 
The  faith  professed  by  the  Moplahs  is  the  Shafei 
form  of  Islam.     All  their  priests  and  teachers  are 
of  the  same  persuasion  ;  and  such  is  their  besotted 
bigotry,   that   they  would  as  willingly  persecute  a 
Hanafif  Moslem  as  the  Sunni   of  most  Mussulman 
countries   would   martyr   a  heretic  or   schismatic. 
No  Sheah   dare  own  his  tenets  in  Malabar.     We 
doubt   whether   the   mighty   hand   of  British   law 
would  avail  to  save  from  destruction  any  one  who 
had   the    audacity    to   curse   Omar  or   Usman    at 
Calicut.     They  carefully  cultivate  the  classical  and 
religious   branches  of  study,  such  as  Sarf  o  Nahv, 

*  This  is  the  universal  belief  and  practice  of  the  more  bigot- 
ed parts  of  the  Moslem  world,  and  so  deep-rooted  is  the  feel- 
ing, that  it  acquires  a  degree  of  power  and  influence  truly 
formidable,  and  difficult  to  deal  with. 

t  The  natives  of  India  generally  belong  to  the  Hanafi  :  the 
Arabs  are  the  principal  followers  of  the  Shafei  sect.  Both  are 
Sunnis,  or  orthodox  Moslems,  and  there  is  little  difference  be- 
tween them,  except  in  such  trifling  points  as  the  eating  or 
rejecting  fish  without  scales.  &c.  # 


240  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

grammar,  and  syntax  ;  Mantik,  or  logic  ;  Hadis,  the 
traditions  of  the  Prophet ;  and  Karaat,  or  the 
chaunting  of  the  Koran.  They  seldom  know  Per- 
sian ;  but  as  they  begin  the  Arabic  language  almost 
as  soon  as  they  can  speak,  and  often  enjoy  the 
advantage  of  Arab  instructors,  their  critical  know- 
ledge of  it  is  extensive,  and  their  pronunciation 
good.  The  vernacular  dialect  of  the  Moplah  is  the 
Malayalim,  into  which,  for  the  benefit  of  the  un- 
learned, many  sacred  books  have  been  translated. 
The  higher  classes  are  instructed  by  private  tutors, 
and  appear  to  be  unusually  well  educated.  The 
priest  has  charge  of  the  lower  orders,  and  little 
can  be  said  in  praise  of  the  schoolmaster  or  the 
scholar. 

As  regards  testaments  and  the  law  of  inheritance, 
the  Moplahs  have  generally  adhered  to  the  Koran  ; 
in  some  families,  however,  the  succession  is  by 
nephews,  as  amongst  the  Nairs.*  This  custom  is 
palpably  of  Pagan  origin,  like  many  of  the  hetero- 
geneous practices  grafted  by  the  Mussulmans  of 
India  upon  the  purer  faith  of  their  forefathers.  Of 
course  they  excuse  it  by  tradition.  When  Cheroo- 
man  Rajah,  they  say,  became  a  convert  to  Islam, 

*  Except  that  a  Moslem  father  may  always  allot  a  portion 
of  property  during  his  lifetime  to  his  children. 


MOSLEM    OF   MALABAR.  241 

and  was  summoned  by  Allah  in  a  vision  to 
Mecca,  he  asked  his  wife's  permission  to  take  his 
only  son  with  him.  She  refused.  The  ruler's 
sister  then  offered  to  send  her  child  under  his 
charge.  The  Eajah  adopted  the  youth,  and  upon 
his  return  from  the  Holy  City  he  instituted  the 
custom  of  murroo-muka-tayum,  in  order  to  com- 
memorate the  introduction  of  Islam  into  the  land 
of  the  Infidel. 


The  Mokawars,  Mokurs,  or  as  we  call  them,  the 
Mucwars,  are  an  amphibious  race  of  beings,  half 
fishermen,  half  labourers  :*  generally  speaking 
Moslems,  sometimes  Hindoos.  Yery  slight  is  the 
line  of  demarcation  drawn  between  them,  and  they 
display  little  or  no  fanaticism.  It  is  common  for 
one  or  two  individuals  in  a  family  to  become 
Poothoo  Islam,  or  converts  to  the  faith  of  Mo- 
hammed, and  yet  to  eat,  sleep,  and  associate  with 
the  other  members  of  the  household  as  before. f 

In  appearance  these  fishermen  are  an  uncom- 
monly ill-favoured  race  ;  dark,  with  ugly  features, 
and  forms  which  a  developist  would  pronounce  to 

*  Usually  they  prefer  the  occupation  of  carrying  the  palan- 
quin to  any  other  bodily  labour. 

t  Intermarriage,  however,  is  not  permitted. 

M 


242  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

be  little  removed  from  the  original  orang-outang. 
Their  characters,  in  some  points,  show  to  advantage, 
when  contrasted  with  those  of  their  superiors — 
the  Nairs  and  Moplahs.  They  are  said  to  be  in- 
dustrious, peaceful,  and  as  honest  as  can  be  ex- 
pected. A  Mucwa  village  is  usually  built  close  to 
the  sea ;  the  material  of  its  domiciles  consisting  of 
wattle  or  matting,  roofed  over  with  thatch  ;  the 
whole  burned  to  blackness  by  the  joint  influence 
of  sun,  rain,  wind,  and  spray. 


Servitude  amongst  the  Moslems  partook  more  of 
the  nature  of  social  fraternity,  and  was  dissimilar 
in  very  essential  points,  to  that  of  the  Hindoos. 
The  slaves  were  always  domestic,  never  prjedial : 
instead  of  inhabiting  miserable  huts  built  in  the 
centre  of  the  paddy  fields,  they  lived  in  the  houses 
of  their  proprietors.  They  were  efficiently  pro- 
tected by  law,  for  in  case  of  ill-treatment,  duly 
proved  before  the  Kazee,  the  complainant  was 
either  manumitted  or  sold  to  some  other  master, 
and  so  far  from  being  considered  impure  outcastes, 
they  often  rose  to  confidential  stations  in  the 
family.  This  is  the  case  generally  throughout  the 
Moslem  world. 


MOSLEM    OF   MALABAR.  243 

The  native  Christians  do  not  constitute  a  large 
or  influential  portion  of  the  community  in  this  part 
of  India,  although  the  Nestorians  in  very  early 
times  settled  and  planted  their  faith  on  the  western 
coast  of  the  peninsula.  About  the  towns  of  Can- 
nanore  and  Tellichery,  there  are  a  few  fishermen 
and  palanquin  bearers,  called  Kolakar  and  Pandee, 
said  to  have  migrated  from  the  Travancore  country. 
The  other  "  ]!^ussuranee  (Nazarene)  Moplahs,"  as 
the  Christians  are  styled  by  the  Heathen,  are  almost 
all  Catholics,  either  the  descendants  of  the  Portu- 
guese, or  converted  by  them  to  Romanism.  They 
reside  principally  in  the  large  towns  upon  the 
coast :  unlike  their  brethren  in  Canara..  they  imi- 
tate the  European  costume,  and  occupy  themselves 
either  with  trade,  or  in  the  government  courts  and 
cutcherries.  They  are  notorious  for  dishonesty  and 
habitual  intoxication.'^'' 


Amongst  the  many  social  usages  and  customs 
peculiar  to  the  natives  of  Malabar,  the  two  foUow- 

*  The  races  above  described  are  those  settled  in  the  country. 
The  fluctuating  portion  of  the  community  is  composed  of  the 
Europeans,  the  soldiery  and  camp  followers,  Arabs  and  foreign 
Mussulmans,  Banyans  from  Guzerat,  a  few  Parsees,  and  some 
boat  loads  of  the  half-starved  wretches  that  leave  the  Maldives 
and  Laccadives  in  search  of  employment  during  the  cold  season 

M  2 


244  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

ing  deserve  some  mention.  There  is  a  kind  of 
general  meeting,  called  Chengathee  koree,  or  the 
"  Society  of  friends,"  established  for  the  purposes 
of  discussing  particular  subjects,  and  for  inquiring 
into  the  conduct  of  individuals.  It  is  supported 
by  the  monthly  subscriptions  of  the  members,  and 
all  must  in  regular  turn — the  order  being  settled 
by  lots — give  an  entertainment  of  rice,  flesh,  and 
fruit  to  the  whole  party.  As  the  entertainer  is 
entitled  to  the  amount  of  money  in  deposit  for 
the  month,  and  the  feast  does  not  cost  half  that 
sum,  each  member  is  anxious  to  draw  the  ticket 
with  his  name  upon  it  as  soon  as  possible.  In 
some  places  these  convivial  meetings  are  hetero- 
geneously  composed  of  Nairs,  Moplahs,  and  Tiyars  ; 
when  such  is  the  case,  the  master  of  the  house 
provides  those  of  the  other  faith  with  raw  food, 
which  they  cook  and  serve  up  for  and  by  them- 
selves. 

The  way  in  which  "  dinner  parties "  are  given 
show  some  talent  in  the  combination  of  hospitality 
with  economy.  A  feast  is  prepared,  and  all  the 
guests  are  expected  to  present  a  small  sum  of  money, 
and  a  certain  number  of  cocoa-nuts,  plantains, 
betel-nuts  or  pepper-vine  leaves  to  the  master  of 
the  house.     An  account  of  each  offering  is  regular!  v 


MOSLEM   OF   MALABAR.  245 

kept,  and  a  return  of  the  invitation  is  considered 
de  rigueur.  Should  any  member  of  society  betray 
an  unwillingness  to  make  the  expected  requital,  or 
to  neglect  the  gifts  with  which  he  ought  to  come 
provided,  they  despatch  a  little  potful  of  arrack,  and 
the  bone  of  a  fowl,  desiring  the  recusant  in  derision 
to  make  merry  upon  such  small  cheer.  The  taunt 
is,  generally  speaking,  severe  enough  to  ensure  com- 
pliance with  the  established  usages  of  society. 


246     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  XIV. 


THE   LAND  JOURNEY. 


Being  desirous  of  seeing  as  mucli  as  possible  of 
the  country  we  preferred  tlie  route  which  winds 
along  the  sea-shore  to  Poonanee,  and  then  striking 
westward  ascends  the  Blue  Hills,  to  the  short  moun- 
tain-cut up  the  Koondah  Range.  Our  curiosity, 
however,  more  than  doubled  the  length  of  the 
march.""^ 

No  detailed  account  of  the  ten  stages  f  will  be 
inflicted  upon  the  peruser  of  these  pages.  The 
journey  as  far  as  Poonanee  was  a  most  uninteresting 
one  :  we  have  literally  nothing  to  record,  except  the 
ever-recurring  annoyances  of  being  ferried  over 
backwaters,  riding  through  hot  sand  fetlock  deep, 

*  The  Koondah  road  is  about  seventy,  that  via  Poonanee, 
one  hundred  and  sixty  miles  in  length. 

t  The  pages  of  the  Madras  directories  and  road-books  give 
ample  accounts  of  all  the  chief  routes  in  the  presidency. 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  247 

enduring  an  amount  of  glare  enough  to  blind  any- 
thing but  a  Mucwa  or  a  wild  beast ;  and  at  the  end 
of  our  long  rides  almost  invariably  missing  the  halt- 
ing place.  Arrived  at  the  head-quarter  village  of 
Paulghaut,  the  victims  of  its  deceptive  nomencla- 
ture,* we  instituted  a  diligent  inquiry  for  any  ob- 
jects of  curiosity  the  neighbourhood  might  offer  ;  and 
having  courted  deceit  we  were  deceived  accordingly. 
A  "  native  gentleman"  informed  us  that  the  Yemoor 
Malay  Hills,  a  long  range  lying  about  ten  miles  to 
the  north  of  the  town,  contains  a  variety  of  splendid 
points  de  vue,  and  a  magnificent  cataract,  which 
every  traveller  is  in  duty  bound  to  visit.  More- 
over, said  the  Hindoo,  all  those  peaks  are  sacred 
to  Parwati,  the  mountain  deity,  who  visited 
them  in  person,  and  directed  a  number  of  small 
shrines  to  be  erected  there  in  honour  of  her 
goddesship. 

So  after  engaging  a  mancheel  we  set  out  in  quest 
of  the  sublime  and  beautiful.  After  winding  for 
about  three  quarters  of  the  total  distance  through  a 
parched-up  plain,  the  road  reaches  the  foot  of  a 

*  Judging  from  the  name,  a  stranger  would  suppose  that 
the  place  was  called  after  some  neighbouring  Ghaut,  or  pass,  in 
the  hills.  The  uncorrupted  native  appellation,  however,  is  Pala- 
kad,  from  Kadu,  a  jungle,  and  Pala,  a  tree  used  in  dyeing. 


248  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

steep  and  rugged  hill  overgrown  with  bamboos,  and 
studded  with  lofty  trees,  whose  names  and  natures 

are — 

To  ancient  song  unknown, 

The  noble  sons  of  potent  heat  and  floods. 

As  we  advanced,  the  jungle  became  denser  and 
denser :  there  were  evident  signs  of  hog  and  deer 
in  the  earths  of  those  animals  which  strewed  the 
ground.  Tigers  and  elephants,  bisons  and  leopards, 
are  said  to  haunt  the  remoter  depths,  and  the  dry 
grass  smouldering  on  our  path  proved  the  presence 
of  charcoal  burners — beings  quite  as  wild  as  the 
other  denizens  of  the  forest. 

The  difficulty  of  the  ascent  being  duly  overcome 
we  arrived  at  the  cascade,  and  stood  for  a  while 

gazing  with  astonishment  at  the  prospect  of 

a  diminutive  stream  of  water,  trickling  gently  down 
the  sloping  surface  of  a  dwarf  rock.  Remembering 
Terni  and  Tivoli,  we  turned  our  bearers'  heads 
homewards,  not  however  forgetting  solemnly  to 
enjoin  them  never  to  let  a  tourist  pass  by  that  way 
without  introducing  him  to  the  Prince  of  all  the 
Cataracts. 

We  were  curious  to  see  the  fort  of  Paulghaut,  once 
the  key  of  Malabar,  the  scene  of  so  many  bloody 
conflicts  between  the  power  of  Mysore  and  British 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  249 

India  in  the  olden  time.^'  A  square  building,  witli 
straight  curtains,  and  a  round  tower  at  each  angle, 
with  the  usual  intricate  gateway,  the  uselessly  deep 
fosse,  and  the  perniciously  high  glacis  that  charac- 
terize native  fortifications — such  was  the  artless 
form  that  met  our  sight.  In  the  present  day  it 
would  be  untenable  for  an  hour  before  a  battery  of 
half-a-dozen  mortars. 

Passing  through  the  magnificent  and  most  un- 
healthy Wulliyar  jungle, f  celebrated  at  all  times 
for  teak  and  sport,  and  during  the  monsoon  for 
fever  and  ague,  and  dangerous  torrents  even  more 

*  For  a  detailed  description  of  the  sieges  and  captures  of 
Paulghaut,  we  beg  to  refer  to  a  work  entitled,  "  Historical 
Record  of  the  H.  E.  I.  Company's  First  European  Regiment ; 
Madras.     By  a  Staff  Officer." 

t  Anciently  an  excellent  forest.  The  trees  were  felled, 
hewn  into  rough  planks,  and  floated  down  the  Poonanee  river 
at  very  little  expense.  This  valuable  article  has,  however, 
been  sadly  mismanaged  by  us  in  more  ways  than  one.  All 
the  timber  growing  near  the  streams  has  been  cleared  away, 
and  as  the  local  government  will  not  lay  out  a  few  lacs  of 
rupees  in  cutting  roads  through  the  forests^  its  expense  has 
been  raised  almost  beyond  its  value.  Considerable  losses  in 
the  dockyards  have  been  incurred  in  consequence  of  the  old 
erroneous  belief  that  "  teak  is  the  only  wood  in  India  which 
the  white  ants  will  not  touch."  The  timber  should  be  stacked 
for  at  least  eight  years,  three  of  which  would  enable  it  to  dry, 
and  the  remaining  five  to  become  properly  seasoned. 

M  5 


250  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

dangerously  bridged,  we  arrived  by  a  rough  and 
rugged  road  at  Coimbatore,  a  place  which  every  cotton 
student  and  constant  reader  of  the  Indian  Mail  fami- 
liarly knows.  A  most  unpromising  looking  locality 
it  is— a  straggling  line  of  scattered  houses,  long 
bazaars,  and  bungalows,  separated  from  each  other 
by  wide  and  desert  "  compounds."  The  country 
around  presented  a  most  unfavourable  contrast  to 
the  fertile  region  we  had  just  quitted,  and  the  high 
fierce  wind  raising  clouds  of  gravelly  dust  from  the 
sun-parched  plain,  reminded  us  forcibly  of  similar 
horrors  experienced  in  Scinde  and  Bhawalpore. 

A  ride  of  twenty  miles  along  a  dry  and  hard 
highway,  skirted  with  numerous  and,  generally 
speaking,  ruinous  villages,  led  us  to  Matypolliam  at 
the  foot  of  the  Neilgherry  Hills — our  destination. 
And  now  as  we  are  likely  to  be  detained  here  for 
some  time  by  that  old  offender  the  Bhawany  River, 
who  has  again  chosen  to  assault  and  batter  down 
part  of  her  bridge,  we  will  deliberately  digress  a 
little  and  attempt  a  short  description  of  land  tra- 
velling in  the  "  land  of  the  sun." 


For  the  conveyance  of  your  person,  India  sup- 
plies you  with  three  several  contrivances.  You 
may,  if  an  invalid,  or  if  you  wish  to  be  expeditious, 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  251 

engage  a  palanquin,  station  bearers  on  the  road,  and 
travel  either  with  or  without  halts,  at  the  rate  of 
three  or  four  miles  an  hour :  we  cannot  promise 
jou  much  pleasure  in  the  enjoyment  of  this  cele- 
brated Oriental  luxury.  Between  your  head  and 
the  glowing  sun,  there  is  scarcely  half  an  inch  of 
plank,  covered  with  a  thin  mat,  which  ought  to 
be,  but  never  is,  watered.  After  a  day  or  two  you 
will  hesitate  which  to  hate  the  most,  your  bearers' 
monotonous,  melancholy,  grunting,  groaning  chaunt, 
when  fresh,  or  their  jolting,  jerking,  shambling, 
staggering  gait,  when  tired.  In  a  perpetual  state 
of  low  fever  you  cannot  eat,  drink,  or  sleep  ;  your 
mouth  burns,  your  head  throbs,  your  back  aches, 
and  your  temper  borders  upon  the  ferocious.  At 
night,  when  sinking  into  a  temporary  oblivion  of 
your  ills,  the  wretches  are  sure  to  awaken  you 
for  the  purpose  of  begging  a  few  pice,  to  swear 
that  they  dare  not  proceed  because  there  is  no 
oil  for  the  torch,  or  to  let  you  and  your  vehicle 
fall  heavily  upon  the  ground,  because  the  foremost 
bearer  very  nearly  trod  upon  a  snake.  Of  course 
you  scramble  as  well  as  you  can  out  of  your  cage, 
and  administer  discipline  to  the  offenders.  And 
what  is  the  result '?  They  all  run  away  and  leave 
you  to  pass  the  night,  not  in  solitude,  for  probably 


252  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

a  hungry  tiger  circumambulates  your  box,  and  is 
only  prevented  by  a  somewhat  superstitious  awe  of 
its  general  appearance,  from  pulling  you  out  of  it 
with  claw  and  jaw,  and  all  the  action  of  a  cat 
preparing  to  break  her  fast  upon  some  trapped 
mouse. 

All  we  have  said  of  the  palanquin  is  applicable 
to  its  humble  modification.  The  mancheel  in  this 
part  of  the  world  consists  merely  of  a  pole,  a  can- 
vas sheet  hung  like  a  hammock  beneath  it,  and 
above  it  a  square  moveable  curtain,  which  you 
may  draw  down  on  the  sunny  or  windy  side.  In 
this  conveyance  you  will  progress  somewhat  more 
rapidly  than  you  did  in  the  heavy  wooden  chest, 
but  your  miseries  will  be  augmented  in  undue 
proportion.  As  it  requires  a  little  practice  to 
balance  oneself  in  these  machines,  you  will  in- 
fallibly be  precipitated  to  the  ground  when  you 
venture  upon  your  maiden  attempt.  After  that 
a  sense  of  security,  acquired  by  dint  of  many  falls, 
leaves  your  mind  free  to  exercise  its  powers  of 
observation,  you  will  remark  how  admirably  you 
are  situated  for  combining  the  enjoyments  of  oph- 
thalmic glare,  febrile  reflected  heat,  a  wind  like 
a  Sirocco,  and  dews  chilling  as  the  hand  of  the 
Destroyer.     You  feel   that  your  back    is  bent  at 


THE  LAND   JOURNEY.  253 

the  most  inconvenient  angle,  and  that  the  pillows 
which  should  support  your  head  invariably  find 
their  way  down  between  your  shoulders,  that  you 
have  no  spare  place,  as  in  the- palanquin,  for  car- 
rying about  a  variety  of  small  comforts,  no,  not 
even  the  room  to  shift  your  position — in  a  word, 
that  you  are  a  miserable  being. 

If  in  good  health,  your  best  plan  of  all  is  to 
mount  one  of  your  horses,  and  to  canter  him  from 
stage  to  stage,  that  is  to  say,  between  twelve  and 
fifteen  miles  a  day.  In  the  core  of  the  nineteenth 
century  you  may  think  this  style  of  locomotion 
resembles  a  trifle  too  closely  that  of  the  ninth,  but, 
trust  to  our  experience,  you  have  no  better.  AVe 
will  suppose,  then,  that  you  have  followed  our  ad- 
vice, engaged  bandies """  for  your  luggage,  and  started 
them  off  overnight,  accompanied  by  your  herd  of 
domestics  on  foot.  The  latter  are  all  armed  with 
sticks,  swords,  and  knives,  for  the  country  is  not 
a  safe  one,  and  if  it  were,  your  people  are  endowed 
with  a  considerable  development  of  cautiousness. 
At  day-break,  your  horse-keeper  brings  up  your 
nag  saddled,  and   neighing   his   impatience  to   set 

*  The  common  country  carts,  called  garees  in  other  parts  of 
India.  Here  they  are  covered  with  matting,  for  the  same 
reason  that  compels  the  people  to  thatch  their  heads. 


254  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

out :  jou  mount  the  beast,  and  leave  the  man  to 
follow  with  a  coolie  or  two,  bearing  on  their 
slioulders  the  little  camp-bed,  on  which  you  are 
wont  to  pass  youv  nights.  There  is  no  danger 
of  missing  the  road :  jou  have  only  to  observe  the 
wheel-ruts,  which  will  certainly  lead  you  to  the 
nearest  and  largest,  perhaps  the  only  town  within 
a  day's  march.  As  you  canter  along,  you  remark 
with  wonder  the  demeanour  of  the  peasantry,  and 
the  sensation  your  appearance  creates.  The  women 
veil  their  faces,  and  dash  into  the  nearest  place 
of  refuge,  the  children  scamper  away  as  if  your 
countenance,  like  ]\Iokanna's,  were  capable  of  anni- 
hilating a  gazer,  the  very  donkeys  and  bullocks 
halt,  start,  and  shy,  as  you  pass  them.*  In  some 
places  the  men  will  muster  courage  enough  to  stand 
and  gaze  upon  you,  but  they  do  so  with  an  ex- 
pression of  countenance,  half-startled,  half-scowling, 
which  by  no  means  impresses  you  with  a  sense 
of  your  individual  popularity.) 

Between  nine  and  ten  a.m.  you  draw  in  sight 
of  some  large  village,  which  instinct  suggests  is  to 
be  the   terminus  of  that   day's   wandering.     You 

*  In  Malabar  the  horse  is  perhaps  as  great  an  object  of 
horror  as  the  rider,  the  natives  are  so  little  accustomed  to  see 
such  quadrupeds. 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  255 

had  better  inquire  where  the  travellers'  bungalow 
is.  Sign-posts  are  unknown  in  these  barbarous 
regions,  and  if  you  trust  overmuch  to  your  own 
sagacity,  your  perspiring  self  and  panting  steed 
may  wander  about  for  half  an  hour  before  you 
find  the  caravanserai. 

At  length  you  dismount.  A  horse-keeper  rising 
grumbling  from  his  morning  slumbers,  comes  for- 
ward to  hold  your  nag,  and,  whilst  you  are  dis- 
cussing a  cup  of  tea  in  the  verandah,  parades  the 
animal  slowly  up  and  down  before  you,  as  a  pre- 
cautionary measure  previous  to  tethering  him  in 
the  open  air.  Presently  the  "  butler  "  informs  you 
that  your  breakfast,  a  spatchcock,  or  a  curry  with 
eggs,  and  a  plateful  of  unleavened  wafers,  called 
aps  —  bread  being  unprocurable  hereabouts  —  is 
awaiting  you.  You  find  a  few  guavas  or  plantains, 
intended  to  act  as  butter,  and  when  you  demand 
the  reason,  your  domestic  replies  at  once,  that 
he  searched  every  house  in  the  village,  but  could 
procure  none.  You  might  as  well  adopt  some  line 
of  conduct  likely  to  discourage  him  from  further 
attempts  upon  your  credulity,  otherwise  you  will 
starve  before  the  journey's  end.  The  fact  is,  he 
was  too  lazy  to  take  the  trouble  of  even  inquiring 
for  that  same  butter. 


256  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

We  must  call  upon  you  to  admire  the  appearance 
of  the  travellers'  bungalows  in  this  part  of  the 
country.  You  will  see  in  them  much  to  appreciate 
if  you  are  well  acquainted  with  Bombay  India. 
Here  they  are  cleanly  looking,  substantially  built, 
tiled  or  thatched  tenements,  with  accommodation 
sufficient  for  two  families,  good  furniture,  at  least 
as  far  as  a  table,  a  couch,  and  a  chair,  go,  out- 
houses for  your  servants,  and  an  excellent  verandah 
for  yourself.  There  you  may  remember,  with  a 
touch  of  the  true  meminisse  juvat  feeling,  certain 
dirty  ill-built  ruinous  roadside  erections,  tenanted 
by  wasps  and  hornets,  with  broken  seats,  tottering 
tables,  and  populous  bedsteads,  for  the  use  of 
which,  moreover,  you  were  mulcted  at  the  rate 
of  a  rupee  a  day.  The  result  of  the  comparison 
will  be  that  the  "Benighted  Land,"'""  in  this  point 
at  least,  rises  prodigiously  in  your  estimation. 

A  siesta  after  breakfast,  and  a  book,  or  any 
such  passe-temps,  when  you  awake,  bring  you  on 
towards  sunset.  You  may  now,  if  so  inclined,  start 
for  an  hour's  constitutional,  followed  by  a  servant 
carrying  your  gun,  and  keep  your  hand  in  by  knock- 
ing down  a  few  of  the  old  kites  that  are  fighting 
with  the  Pariah  dogs  for  their  scanty  meal  of  ofials, 
*  The  pet  name  for  the  Madras  Presidency. 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  257 

or  you  may  try  to  bag  one  or  two  of  the  jungle 
cocks,  whose  crowing  resounds  from  the  neigh- 
bouring brakes. 

Dinner !  lovely  word  in  English  ears,  unlovely 
thing — hereabouts — for  English  palate.  The  beer 
is  sure  to  be  lukewarm,  your  vegetables  deficient, 
and  your  meat  tough,  in  consequence  of  its  having 
lost  vitality  so  very  lately. 

You  must  take  the  trouble,  if  you  please,  of 
personally  superintending  the  departure  of  your 
domestics.  And  this  you  will  find  no  easy  task. 
The  men  who  have  charge  of  the  carts  never  return 
with  their  cattle  at  the  hour  appointed,  and,  when 
at  last  they  do,  there  is  not  a  box  packed,  and 
probably  half  your  people  are  wandering  about 
the  bazaar.  At  length,  with  much  labour,  you 
manage  to  get  things  somewhat  in  order,  witness 
with  heartfelt  satisfaction  the  first  movement  of 
the  unwieldy  train,  and  retire  to  the  bungalow 
for  the  purpose  of  getting  through  the  evening,  with 
the  assistance  of  tea,  and  any  other  little  "dis- 
tractions" your  imagination  may  suggest. 

Before  retiring  to  rest  you  might  as  well  look 
to  the  priming  and  position  of  your  pistols.  Other- 
wise you  may  chance  to  be  visited  by  certain 
animals,  even  more  troublesome  than  sand-flies  and 


258  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

white  ants.  A  little  accident  of  the  kind  happened 
to  us  at  Waniacollum,  a  village  belonging  to  some 
Nair  Rajah,  whose  subjects  are  celebrated  for  their 
thievish  propensities.  About  midnight,  the  sound- 
ness'of  our  slumbers  was  disturbed  bj  the  uninvited 
presence  of  some  half-a-dozen  black  gentry,  who 
were  gliding  about  the  room  with  the  stealthy  tread 
of  so  many  wild  cats  in  purissimis  naturalihus, 
with  the  exception  of  an  outside  coating  of  cocoa- 
nut  oil.  One  individual  had  taken  up  a  position 
close  to  our  bedside,  with  so  very  long  a  knife  so 
very  near  our  jugular  region,  that  we  judged  it 
inexpedient  in  the  extreme  to  excite  him  by  any 
display  of  activity;  so,  closing  our  eyes,  we  slept 
heavily  till  our  visitors  thought  proper  to  de- 
part. 

Our  only  loss  was  the  glass  shade  of  a  candle- 
stick, which  the  thieves,  supposing  to  be  silver, 
had  carried  into  the  verandah,  where,  we  presume, 
after  discovering  that  it  was  only  plated,  they  had 
thrown  it  upon  the  ground  and  abandoned  it  as  a 
useless  article.  We  had,  it  is  true,  pistols  in  the 
room,  but  as  the  least  movement  might  have  pro- 
duced uncomfortable  results ;  and,  moreover,  we  felt 
uncommonly  like  Juvenal's  poor  traveller,  quite 
reckless   of  consequences   as    regarded   goods   and 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  259 

chattels,  we  resolved  not  to  be  blood-thirsty.  At 
the  same  time  we  confess  that  such  conduct  was 
by  no  means  heroic.  But  an  officer  of  our  own 
corps,  only  a  few  weeks  before,  was  severely 
wounded,  and  narrowly  escaped  being  murdered, 
not  fifty  miles  from  the  scene  of  our  night's 
adventure,  and  we  had  little  desire  to  figure  among 
the  list  of  casualties  recorded  in  the  bimonthly 
summaries  of  Indian  news. 

You  would  scarcely  believe  the  extent  of  benefit 
in  a  sanitary  point  of  view,  derived  from  riding 
about  the  country  in  the  way  we  have  described. 
Every  discomfort  seems  to  do  one  good  :  an  amount 
of  broiling  and  wetting,  which,  in  a  cantonment, 
would  lead  directly  to  the  cemetery,  on  the  road 
seems  only  to  add  to  one's  ever-increasing  stock 
of  health.  The  greatest  annoyance,  perhaps,  is 
the  way  in  which  the  servants  and  effects  sufier  ; 
a  long  journey  almost  invariably  knocks  up  the 
former  for  an  unconscionable  time,  and  perma- 
nently ruins  the  latter. 


We  are  still  at  Matypolliam,  but  our  stay  will 
be  short,  as  the  bridge  is  now  nearly  repaired. 
By   weighty   and   influential   arguments   we    must 


2G0  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

persuade  the  Kotwal""'' — a  powerful  native  func- 
tionary— to  collect  a  dozen  baggage-bullocks  and 
a  score  of  naked  savages,  destined  to  act  as  beasts 
of  burden :  no  moderate  inducement  will  make 
the  proprietors  of  the  carts  drive  their  jaded  cattle 
up  the  steep  acclivities  of  the  hills.  A  ridiculous 
sight  it  is — the  lading  of  bullocks  untrained  to 
carry  weight ;  each  animal  requires  at  least  half- 
a-dozen  men  to  keep  him  quiet ;  he  kicks,  he  butts, 
he  prances,  he  shies  :  he  is  sure  to  break  from  them 
at  the  critical  moment,  and,  by  an  opportune 
plunge,  to  dash  your  unhappy  boxes  on  the  ground, 
scattering  their  contents  in  all  directions.  What 
a  scene  of  human  and  bestial  viciousness,  of  plung- 
ing and  bellowing,  of  goading  of  sides,  punching  of 
stomachs,  and  twisting  of  tails  !  We  must,  how- 
ever, patiently  sit  by  and  witness  it ;  otherwise 
the  fellows  will  not  start  till  late  in  the  afternoon. 

You  would  scarcely  believe  that  the  inmates  of 
that   little   bungalow  which  just  peeps   over   the 

*  It  is  curious  to  see  the  different  way  in  which  the  kot- 
wals,  peons,  and  other  such  official  characters  behave  towards 
the  Bombay  and  the  Madras  traveller.  The  latter  escapes  their 
importunity,  whereas  the  former,  b}''  keeping  up  his  presi- 
dency's bad  practice  of  feeing  government  servants,  teaches 
them  incivility  to  all  who  either  refuse  or  neglect  to  pay  this 
kind  of  "  black  mail." 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  261 

brow  of  the  mountain,  are  enjoying  an  Alpine  and 
almost  European  climate,  whilst  we  are  still  in  all 
the  discomforts  of  the  tropics.  The  distance  between 
us  is  about  three  miles,  as  the  crow  flies — eleven 
along  the  winding  road.  We  must  prepare  for 
the  change  by  strapping  thick  coats  to  our  saddle- 
bows, and  see  that  our  servants  are  properly  clothed 
in  cloths  and  flannels.  Otherwise,  we  render  our- 
selves liable  to  the  peine  forte  et  dure  of  a  catarrh 
of  three  months'  probable  duration,  and  our 
domestics  will  certainly  be  floored  by  fever  and 
ague,  cholera  or  rheumatism. 

It  is  just  nine  o'clock  a.m.,  rather  an  unusual 
time  for  a  start  in  these  latitudes.  But  the  eddying 
and  roaring  of  Bhawany's  muddy  stream  warns  us 
that  there  has  been  rain  amongst  the  hills.  The 
torrents  are  passable  now  ;  they  may  not  be  so 
a  few  hours  later.  So  we  will  mount  our  nags, 
and  gallop  over  the  five  miles  of  level  country, 
partially  cleared  of  the  thick  jungle  which  once 
invested  it,  to  the  foot  of  the  Neilgherry  hills. 

We  now  enter  the  ravine  which  separates  the 
Oolacul  from  the  Coonoor  range.  A  vast  chasm  it 
is,  looking  as  if  Nature,  by  a  terrible  efibrt,  had 
split  the  giant  mountain  in  twain,  and  left 
its  two  halves  standing   separated   opposite    each 


262  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

other.     A  rapid  and   angry  little   torrent   brawls 
down  tlie  centre  of  the  gap  towards  the  Bhawany 
river,  and  the  sides  are  clothed  with  thick  under- 
wood, dotted  with  tall  wide-spreading  trees.     After 
the   dusty  flats   of  Mysore,   and   even   the   green 
undulations  of  Malabar,  you  admire  the  view  with 
a  sensation  somewhat  resembling  that  with  which 
you  first  gazed  upon  the  "  castled  crag  of  Drachen- 
fels,"  when  you  visited  it  en  route  from  monotonous 
France,  uninteresting    Holland,    or    unpicturesque 
Belgium.     Probably,  like  certain  enthusiastic  indi- 
viduals  who   have  indited  high-flown   eulogies   of 
Neilgherry  beauty,  you  will  mentally  compare  the 
scenery  with  that  of  the  Alps,  Apennines,  or  Py- 
renees.    We  cannot,  however,  go  quite  so  far  Avith 
you  :  with  a  few  exceptions  the  views  generally — 
and  this  particularly — want  grandeur  and   a  cer- 
tain nescio  quid  to  make  them  really  imposing. 

Slowly  our  panting  nags  toil  along  the  narrow 
parapetless  road  up  the  steep  ascent  of  the  Coonoor 
Pass.  The  consequence  of  the  storm  is  that  our 
pathway  appears  plentifully  besprinkled  with  earth, 
stones,  and  trunks  of  trees,  which  have  slipped  from 
the  inner  side.  In  some  places  it  has  been  worn  by 
the  rain  down  to  the  bare  rock,  and  the  gutters  or 
channels  of  rough  stone,  built  at  an  average  dis- 


THE   LAND   JOURNEY.  263 

tance  of  fifty  yards  apart  to  carry  off  the  water, 
are  slippery  for  horses,  and  must  be  uncommonly 
troublesome  to  wheeled  conveyances.  That  cart 
which  on  the  plains  requires  a  single  team,  will 
not  move  here  without  eight  pair  of  oxen  ;  and 
yonder  carriage  demands  the  united  energies  of 
three  dozen  coolies,  at  the  very  least.  As,  how- 
ever, its  too-confiding  owner  has  left  it  to  a  care- 
less servant's  charge,  it  will  most  probably  reach 
its  destination  in  a  state  picturesque,  if  not  useful 
—  its  springs  and  light  gear  hanging  in  graceful 
festoons  about  the  wheels. 

And    now,    after   crossing   certain    torrents  and 
things   intended   for  bridges  —  during   which,   to 
confess  the  truth,  we  did  feel  a  little   nervous — 
our  nags  stand  snorting  at  the  side  of  the  stream 
which  forms  the  Coonoor   Falls.     Its  bottom  is  a 
mass  of  sheet  rock,  agreeably  diversified  with  occa- 
sional jagged  points  and  narrow  clefts :  moreover, 
the  water  is  rushing  by  with  uncomfortable  rapidity, 
and  there  is  no  visible  obstacle  to  your  being  swept 
down  a  most  unpleasant  slope.     In  fact  it  is  the 
kind  of  place  usually  described  as  growing  uglier 
the  more  you  look  at   it,  so   you  had  better   try 
your  luck  as  soon  as  possible.      Wheel  the   nag 
round,  "  cram "  him  at  the  place,  and  just  when 


264  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

he  is  meJitatiug  a  sudden  halt,  apply  your  spurs 
to  his  sides  and  your  heavy  horsewhip  to  his  flanks, 
trusting  to  Providence  for  his  and  your  reaching 
the  other  side  undamaged. 

The  Burleyar  bungalow  —  a  kind  of  half-way 
house,  or  rather  an  unfinished  shed,  built  on  an 
eminence  to  the  right  of  the  road, — informs  us  that 
we  are  now  within  six  miles  of  our  journey's  end. 
The  air  becomes  sensibly  cooler,  and  we  begin  to 
look  down  upon  the  sultry  steaming  plain  below 
with  a  sensation  of  acute  enjoyment. 

We  might  as  well  spend  a  day  or  two  at  Coonoor. 
Ootacamund  is  at  least  ten  miles  ofi",  and  it  is 
perfectly  useless  to  hurry  on,  as  our  baggage  will 
certainly  not  arrive  before  the  week  is  half  over,  even 
if  it  does  then.  Not,  however,  at  the  government 
bungalow  —  that  long  rambling  thing  perched  on 
the  hill  above  the  little  bazaar,  and  renowned  for 
broken  windows,  fireless  rooms,  and  dirty  comfort- 
less meals,  prepared  by  a  native  of  "  heathen  caste." 
We  will  patronize  the  hotel  kept,  in  true  English 
style,  by  Mr.  Davidson,  where  we  may  enjoy  the 
luxuries  of  an  excellent  dinner,  a  comfortable 
sitting-room,  and  a  clean  bed. 


A  survey    of  the    scenery  in   this   part  of  the 


THE   LAND  JOURNEY.  265 

Neilgherries  takes  in  an  extensive  range  of  swelling 
waving  hill,  looking  at  a  distance  as  if  a  green 
gulf  had  suddenly  become  fixed  for  ever.  On  the 
horizon  are  lofty  steeps,  crowned  with  remnants  of 
forests,  studded  with  patches  of  cultivation,  and 
seamed  with  paths,  tracks,  and  narrow  roads. 
There  is  little  or  no  table-land  :  the  only  level 
road  in  the  vicinity  is  scarcely  a  mile  long.  At 
the  bottom  of  the  hollow  lies  the  bazaar,  and  upon 
the  rising  knolls  around  are  the  nine  or  ten  houses 
which  compose  the  first  European  settlement  you 
have  seen  on  the  Blue  Hills. 

Coonoor  occupies  the  summit  of  the  Matypolliam 
Pass,  about  five  thousand  eight  hundred  and  eighty 
feet  above  the  level  of  the  sea.  The  climate  is 
warmer  than  that  of  the  other  stations,  and  the 
attractions  of  an  occasional  fine  day  even  during 
the  three  odious  months  of  June,  July,  and  August, 
fill  it  with  invalids  flying  from  the  horrors  of  Oota- 
camund.  The  situation,  however,  is  not  considered 
a  good  one :  its  proximity  to  the  edge  of  the  hills, 
renders  it  liable  to  mists,  fogs,  and  a  suspicion  of 
the  malaria  which  haunts  the  jungly  forests  belting 
the  foot  of  the  hills.  Those  who  have  suffered  from 
the  obstinate  fevers  of  the  plains  do  well  to  avoid 
Coonoor.  


266     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  day  is  fine  and  bright — a  si?ie  qua  non  in 
Neilgheny  excursions, — if  the  least  cloud  or  mist  be 
observed  hanging  about  the  mountain  tops,  avoid 
trips ! — so  we  will  start  ofi*  towards  that  scarcely- 
distinguishable  object,  half  peak,  half  castle,  that 
ends  the  rocky  wall  which  lay  on  our  left  when  we 
rode  up  the  Pass. 

You  look  at  Oolacul  *  Droog,  as  the  fort  is  called, 
and  wonder  what  could  have  been  the  use  of  it. 
And  you  are  justified  in  your  amazement.  But 
native  powers  delight  in  cooping  up  soldiery  where 
they  may  be  as  useless  as  possible ;  they  naturally 
connect  the  idea  of  a  strong  place  with  isolated  and 
almost  inaccessible  positions,  and  cannot,  for  the 
life  of  them  conceive,  what  Europeans  mean  by 
building  their  fortifications  on  level  ground.  Hyder 
Ali  and  his  crafty  son  well  knew  that  the  unruly 
chieftains  of  the  plains  would  never  behave  them- 
selves, unless  overawed  and  overlooked  by  some 
military  post  which  might  serve  equally  well  for  a 

*  Etymologists  write  the  word  "  Hullicul,"  deriving  it 
from  culj  a  rock,  and  huUi,  a  tiger,  as  formerly  a  stone  figure 
of  one  of  those  animals  that  had  been  slain  by  a  chief  single- 
handed,  stood  thereabouts.  There  are  several  forts  in  other 
parts  of  the  hills  similar  to  Oolacul  Droog :  some  suppose  them 
to  have  been  built  by  Hyder  Ali,  others  assign  an  earlier  date 
to  them. 


THE  LAND   JOURNEY.  267 

watch-tower  and  a  dungeon.     We  think  and  act 
otherwise,  so  such  erections  go  to  ruin. 

Starting,  we  pursue  a  road  that  runs  bj  the 
travellers'  bungalow,  descends  a  steep,  rough,  and 
tedious  hill — where  we  should  prefer  a  mule  to  a 
horse — crosses  two  or  three  detestable  watercourses, 
and  then  skirting  the  western  end  of  the  Oolacul 
chasm  shows  us  a  sudden  ascent.  Here  we  dis- 
mount for  convenience  as  well  as  exercise.  The 
path  narrows  ;  it  becomes  precipitous  and  slippery, 
owing  to  the  decomposed  vegetation  that  covers  it, 
and  presently  plunges  into  a  mass  of  noble  trees. 
You  cannot  see  a  vestige  of  underwood :  the  leaves 
are  crisp  under  your  feet ;  the  tall  trunks  rise 
singly  in  all  their  sylvan  glory,  and  the  murmurs 
of  the  wind   over   the   leafy  dome  above,  inform 

you  that 

This  is  the  forest  primseval — 

as  opposed  to  a  rank  bushy  jungle.  You  enjoy  the 
walk  amazingly.  The  foot-track  is  bounded  on 
both  sides  by  dizzy  steeps  :  through  the  intervals 
between  the  trees  you  can  see  the  light  mist-clouds 
and  white  vapours  sailing  on  the  zephyr  far  beneath 
your  feet.  After  about  an  hour's  hard  work,  we 
suddenly  come  upon  the  Droog,  and  clambering  over 
the  ruined  parapet  of  stone — the  only  part  of  it 

N    2 


268  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

that    remains  —  stand   up   to   catch   a  glimpse   of 
scenery  which  even  a  jaded  lionizer  would  admire. 

The  rock  upon  which  we  tread  falls  with  an 
almost  perpendicular  drop  of  four  thousand  feet 
into  the  plains.  From  this  eyrie  we  descry  the 
houses  of  Coimbatore,  the  windings  of  the  Bhawany, 
and  the  straight  lines  of  road  stretching  like 
ribbons  over  the  glaring  yellow  surface  of  the 
low  land.  A  bluish  mist  clothes  the  distant  hills 
of  Malabar,  dimly  seen  upon  the  horizon  in  front. 
Behind,  on  the  far  side  of  the  mighty  chasm,  the 
white  bungalows  of  Coonoor  glitter  through  the 
green  trees,  or  disappear  behind  the  veil  of  fleecy 
vapour  which  floats  along  the  sunny  mountain 
tops.  However  hypercritically  disposed,  you  can 
find  no  fault  with  this  view  ;  it  has  beauty,  variety, 
and  sublimity  to  recommend  it. 

If  an  inveterate  sight-seer,  you  will  be  persuaded 
by  the  usual  arguments  to  visit  Castle  Hill,  an 
eminence  about  three  miles  to  the  east  of  Coonoor, 
for  the  purpose  of  enjoying  a  very  second  rate 
prospect.  Perhaps  you  will  also  be  curious  to 
inspect  a  village  inhabited  by  a  villanous  specimen 
of  the  Toda  race,  close  to  Mr.  Davidson's  hotel. 
"We  shall  not  accompany  you. 


FIRST  GLIMPSE  OF  OOTY.  269 


CHAPTER  XV. 


FIRST    GLIMPSE    OF    "  OOTY. 


The  distance  from  Coonoor  to  the  capital  of  the 
Neilgherries  is  about  ten  miles,  over  a  good  road. 
We  propose,  however,  to  forsake  the  uninteresting 
main  line,  and,  turning  leftwards,  to  strike  into 
the  bye  way  which  leads  to  the  Khaity  Falls. 

Khaity  is  a  collection  of  huts  tenanted  by  the 
hill  people,  and  in  no  ways  remarkable,  except  that 
it  has  given  a  name  to  a  cascade  which  "  every- 
body goes,"  &c. 

After  six  miles  of  mountain  and  valley  in  rapid 
and  unbroken  succession,  we  stand  upon  the  natural 
terrace  which  supports  the  little  missionary  settle- 
ment, and  looking  over  the  deep  ravine  that  yawns 
at  our  feet,  wonder  why  the  "  everybody "  ^above 
alluded  to,  takes  the  trouble  of  visiting  the  Khaity 
falls.  They  are  formed  by  a  thin  stream  which 
dashes  over  a  gap  in  the  rock,  and  disperses  into 


270  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

spray  before  it  lias  time  to  reach  the  basin  below. 
As  usual  with  Neilgherrj  cascades  they  only  want 
water. 


Now  as  our  disappointment  has  brought  on 
rather  a  depressed  and  prosy  state  of  mind,  we 
will  wile  away  the  tedium  of  the  eight  long  miles 
which  still  separate  us  from  our  destination,  with 
a  little  useful  discourse  upon  subjects  historical 
and  geographical  connected  with  the  Neilgherries. 

The  purely  European  reader  will  consider  it  ex- 
traordinary that  this  beautiful  range  of  lofty  hills 
should  not  have  suggested  to  all  men  at  first  sight 
the  idea  of  a  cool,  healthy  summer  abode.  But 
we  demi-Orientals,  who  know  by  experience  the 
dangers  of  mountain  air  in  India,  only  wonder  at 
the  daring  of  the  man  who  first  planted  a  roof-tree 
upon  the  Neilgherries. 

From  the  year  1799  to  1819  these  mountains 
were  in  the  daily  view  of  all  the  authorities  from 
the  plains  of  Coimbatore ;  revenue  was  collected 
from  them  for  the  company  by  a  native  renter  ; 
but,  excepting  Dr.  Ford  and  Capt.  Bevan,  who  in 
1809  traversed  the  hill  with  a  party  of  pioneers, 
and  certain  deputy  surveyors  under  Colonel  Mon- 
son,  who  partially  mapped  the  tract,  no  strangers 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF  OOTY.  271 

had  ventured  to  explore  the  all  but  unknown 
region. 

In  1814,  Mr,  Keys,  a  sub-assistant,  and  Mr. 
McMahon,  then  an  apprentice  in  the  survey  de- 
partment, ascended  the  hills  by  the  Danaynkeu- 
cottah  Pass,  penetrated  into  the  remotest  parts  and 
made  plans,  and  sent  in  reports  of  their  discoveries. 
In  consequence  of  their  accounts,  Messrs.  Whish  and 
Kindersley,  two  young  Madras  civilians,  availing 
themselves  of  the  opportunity  presented  by  some 
criminal's  taking  refuge  amongst  the  mountains, 
ventured  up  in  pursuit  of  him,  and  proceeded  to 
reconnoitre  the  interior.  They  soon  saw  and  felt 
enough  to  excite  their  own  curiosity  and  that  of 
others.  Mr.  Sullivan,  collector  of  Coimbatore,  built 
the  first  house  upon  the  Neilgherries.  He  chose  a 
hillock  to  the  east  of  the  hollow,  where  the  lake 
now  lies,  and  after  some  difficulty  in  persuading 
the  superstitious  natives  to  work — on  many  occa- 
sions he  was  obliged  personally  to  set  them  the 
example  —  he  succeeded  in  erecting  a  tenement 
large  enough  to  accommodate  his  family. 

In  the  month  of  ]\Iay,  1819,  the  same  tourists 
from  Coimbatore,  accompanied  by  Mons.  Leschnault 
de  la  Tour,  naturalist  to  the  King  of  France,  re- 
peated   their   excursion,   and  published  the  result 


272  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

of  their  observations  in  one  of  the  Madras  news- 
papers. They  asserted  the  maximum  height  of 
the  thermometer  in  the  shade  to  be  74°  at  a  time 
when  the  temperature  of  the  plains  varied  from 
90°  to  100°.  Such  a  climate  within  the  tropics 
was  considered  so  great  an  anomaly  that  few  would 
believe  in  its  existence.  At  length  the  Madras 
Government  determined  to  open  one  of  the  passes, 
and  the  pioneer  officer  employed  on  this  service 
deriving  immediate  and  remarkable  benefit  from  the 
mountain  air — he  had  been  suffering  from  fever  and 
ague — hastened  to  corroborate  the  accounts  of  it 
already  published.  The  road  was  opened  in  1821  ; 
some  families  then  took  up  their  abode  on  the 
hills ;  the  inveterate  prejudice  against  them  began 
to  disappear,  and  such  numbers  presently  flocked 
to  the  region  of  health,  that  the  difficulty  was  to 
find  sufficient  accommodation.  As  late  as  1826, 
Bishop  Heber  complained  that  for  want  of  lodgings 
he  was  unable  to  send  his  family  to  the  sanitarium. 
Incredulity  received  its  coup  de  grace  from  the 
hand  of  the  Rev.  Mr.  Hough,  a  chaplain  in  the 
Madras  establishment,  who  in  July,  1826,  published 
in  the  Bengal  Hurkaru,  under  the  iiom  de  guerre 
of  Philanthropes,  a  series  of  eight  letters,*  de- 
*  See  Chapter  XIX.  for  a  further  account  of  the  work. 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF   OOTY.  273 

scribing  the  climate,  inhabitants,  and  productions 
of  the  Neilgherries,  with  the  benevolent  intention 
of  inducing  the  Government  of  India  to  patronize 
the  place  as  a  retreat  for  invalids. 

Having  "  done  "  the  history,  we  will  now  attempt 
a  short  geographical  account  of  the  Blue  Mountains. 
En  passant  we  may  remark,  that  the  native  name 
Nilagiri,*  limited  by  the  Hindoos  to  a  hill  sacred 
to  Parwati,  has  been  extended  by  us  to  the  whole 
range. 

The  region  commonly  known  by  the  name  of 
the  N'eilgherries,  or  Blue  Mountains  of  Coimbatore, 
is  situated  at  the  point  where  the  Eastern  and 
Western  Ghautsf  unite,  between  the  parallels  of 
11°  and  12°  N.  lat.,  and  76"  and  77°  E.  Ion.  Its 
shape  is  a  trapezoid,  for  though  quadrilateral,  none 

*  The  "  blue  hill :"  it  lies  near  the  Danaynkeucottah  Pass, 
one  of  the  first  ascended  by  Europeans.  The  visitors  would 
naturally  ask  the  natives  what  name  they  gave  to  the  spot, 
and  when  answered  Nilagiri,  would  apply  the  word  to  the 
whole  range.  The  sacred  mount  is  still  a  place  of  pilgrimage, 
although  its  pagoda  has  long  been  in  ruins. 

+  The  Eastern  Ghauts  begin  south  of  the  Cavery  river,  and 
extend  almost  in  a  straight  line  to  the  banks  of  the  Krishna. 
The  western  range  commences  near  Cape  Comorin,  and  after 
running  along  the  western  coast  as  far  north  as  Surat,  diverges 
towards  the  north-east,  and  is  lost  in  the  valley  of  the  Tapti. 

N  5 


274  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

of  its  sides  are  equal  or  even  :  it  is  bounded  on 
the  north  by  the  table-land  of  Mysore,  on  the 
south  and  east  by  the  provinces  that  stretch  towards 
the  Arabian  Sea  ;  another  range  of  hills  forms  its 
western  frontier.  Its  base  covers  a  surface  of  about 
two  hundred  miles ;  the  greatest  length  from  east 
to  west  at  an  elevation  of  five  thousand  feet,  is 
nearly  forty-three,  and  the  medium  breadth  at  the 
same  height,  is  little  less  than  fifteen,  miles.  The 
major  part  of  the  mass  presents  a  superficies  of 
parallel  and  irregular  hill  and  knoll,  intersected 
by  deep  valleys  and  precipitous  ravines ;  a  loftier 
chain,  throwing  ofi"  a  number  of  minor  ridges,  runs 
north-east  and  south-west,  and  almost  bisects  the 
tract.  In  the  loftier  parts  many  small  streams, 
such  as  the  Pykarry,  the  Porthy,  and  the  Avalanche 
take  their  rise,  and,  after  winding  over  the  surface, 
sweep  down  the  rocky  sides  of  the  mountains,  and 
fall  into  the  Moyar,"'  or  swell  the  Bhawany  River. 

The  Neilgherries  are  divided  into  four  Nads,  or 
provinces  :  Perunga  Nad,  the  most  populous,  occu- 

*  The  Pykarry  becomes  the  Moyar  river,  and  under  that 
name  flows  round  the  north  and  north-west  base  of  the  hills  : 
it  falls  into  the  Bhawany,  which  bounds  the  south  and  east 
slopes,  and  acts  as  the  common  drain  of  every  little  brook  and 
torrent  in  the  Neilgherries. 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF    OOTY.  275 

pies  the  eastern  portion  ;  Malka  lies  towards  the 
south  ;  Koondah  is  on  the  west  and  south-west  mar- 
gin ;  and  Toda  Nad,  the  most  fertile  and  extensive,"'" 
includes  the  northern  regions  and  the  crest  of  the 
hills.  Many  lines  of  roads  have  been  run  up  the 
easier  acclivities ;  the  most  travelled  upon  at  pre- 
sent are  the  Seegoor  Ghaut,f  which  enters  from  the 
Mysore  side,  and  the  Coonoor,  or  Coimbatore  Pass, 
by  which,  if  you  recollect,  we  ascended. 

Our  Government  asserts  no  right  to  this  bit  of 
territory,  although  the  hills  belonged  to  Hyder,  and 
what  was  Hyder's  now  belongs  to  us.  The  peculiar 
tribe  called  the  Todas,J  lay  claim  to  the  land,  and 
though  they  consent  to  receive  a  yearly  rent,  they 
firmly  refuse  to  alienate  their  right  to  the  soil,  con- 
sidering such  measure  "  nae  canny  "  for  both  seller 
and  buyer.  Chance  events  have  established  this  su- 
perstition on  a  firm  footing.  When  Europeans  first 
settled  in  the  Neilgherries,  a  murrain  broke  out 
among  the  Toda  cattle,  and  the  savages  naturally 

*  Its  extent  is  about  twenty  miles  from  east  to  west,  and 
seven  from  north  to  south. 

t  The  Seegoor  Ghaut,  which  was  almost  impassable  in  Cap- 
tain Harknes  and  Dr.  Baikie's  time,  is  now  one  of  the  easiest 
and  best  ascents. 

+  See  Chapter  XVIII. 


276  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

attributed  their  misfortune  to  the  presence  of  the 
new  comers.  Sir  W.  Rumbold  lost  his  wife,  and 
died  prematurely  soon  after  purchasing  the  ground 
upon  which  his  house  stood — of  course,  in  conse- 
quence of  the  earth-god's  ire. 

In  August,  1847,  there  were  a  hundred  and  four 
officers  on  sick  leave,  besides  visitors  and  those 
residing  on  the  Neilgherries.  The  total  number  of 
Europeans,  children  included,  was  between  five  and 
six  hundred.  It  is  extremely  difficult  to  estimate 
the  number  of  the  hill  people.  Some  authorities 
give  as  many  as  fifteen  thousand ;  others  as  few 
as  six  thousand. 


Now  we  fall  into  the  main  road  at  the  foot  of  the 
zigzag,  which  climbs  the  steep  skirt  of  Giant  Doda- 
betta.*     Our  nags,    snorting   and   panting,  breast 

*  Dodabetta,  or  the  "  Great  Mountain,"  called  by  the  Todas, 
Pet-,  or  Het-marz,  The  summit  is  eight  thousand  seven  hun- 
dred and  sixty  feet  above  the  level  of  the  sea,  and  forms  the 
apex  of  the  Neilgherry  range.  The  vicinity  of  the  giant  has 
its  advantages  and  disadvantages.  It  is  certainly  a  beautiful 
place  for  pic-nics,  and  the  view  from  the  observatory  on  the 
top  is  grand  and  extensive.  But  as  a  counterpoise,  the  lofty 
peak  attracting  and  detaining  every  cloud  that  rolls  up  from 
the  coast  during  the  rainy  season,  makes  one  wish  most  fer- 
vently that  the  Great  Mountain  were  anywhere  but  in  its  pre- 
sent position. 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF   OOTY.  277 

the  hill — we  reach  the  summit — we  descend  a 
few  hundred  yards — catch  sight  of  some  detached 
bungalows  —  a  lake  —  a  church  —  a  bazaar  —  a 
station. 

The  cantonment  of  Ootacamund,*  or,  as  it  is 
familiarly  and  affectionately  termed  by  the  abbre- 
viating Saxon,  "  Ooty,"  is  built  in  a  punch  bowl, 
formed  by  the  range  of  hills  which  composes  the 
central  crest  of  the  Neilgherries.  But  first  for  the 
"  Windermere." 

The  long  narrow  winding  tarn  which  occupies  the 
bottom  of  Ooty's  happy  vale,  is  an  artificial  affair, 
intended,  saith  an  enthusiastic  describer,  "  like  that 
of  Como,  to  combine  utility  with  beauty."  It  was 
made  by  means  of  a  dam,  which,  uniting  the  con- 
verging extremities  of  two  hills,  intercepted  the 
waters  of  a  mountain  rivulet,  and  formed  an  "  ex- 
pansive and  delightful  serpentine  lake,"  about  two 
miles  in  length,  upon  an  average  six  hundred  yards 
broad,  in  many  places  forty  feet  deep,   generally 

*  Ootacamund,  Wootaycamund,  or  Wotay.  "  Mund"  means 
a  village  in  the  language  of  the  hill  people.  Ootac  is  a  cor- 
ruption of  the  Toda  vocable  Hootkh,  a  word  unpronounceable 
to  the  Indians  of  the  plain.  The  original  hamlet  still  nestles 
against  the  towering  side  of  Dodabetta,  but  its  pristine  inhabi- 
tants, the  Todas,  have  given  it  up  to  another  race,  and  mi- 
grated to  the  wood  which  lies  behind  the  public  gardens. 


278  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

very  muddy,  and  about  as  far  from  Windermere 
or    Como   as    a  London   Colosseum   or  a  Parisian 
Tivoli  might  be  from  its  Italian  prototype.     Two 
roads,  the  upper  and  the  lower,  wind  round  the 
piece  of  water,  and  it  is  crossed  by  three  embank- 
ments ;    the  Willow  Bund,   as  the   central    one   is 
called,  with  its  thick  trees  and  apologies  for  arches, 
is  rather  a  pretty  and   picturesque   object.     The 
best  houses,  you  may  remark,  are  built  as  close  to 
the  margin  of  the   lake  as  possible.     Turn  your 
eyes  away  from  the  northern  bank  ;    that   dirty, 
irregular  bazaar  is  the  very  reverse  of  romantic. 
The  beauties  of  the  view  lie  dispersed  above  and 
afar.     On  both  sides  of  the  water,  turfy  peaks  and 
woody  eminences,  here  sinking  into  shallow  valleys, 
there  falling  into  steep  ravines,  the  whole  covered 
with  a  tapestry  of  brilliant  green,  delight  your  eye, 
after  the  card-table  plains  of  Guzerat,  the  bleak  and 
barren   Maharatta  hills,  or  the  howling  wastes  of 
sun-burnt  Sciude.     The  back-ground  of  distant  hill 
and  mountain,  borrowing  from  the  intervening  at- 
mosphere the  blue  and  hazy  tint  for  which  these 
regions   are   celebrated,   contrasts    well    with    the 
emerald  hue  around.     In  a  word,  there  is  a  rich 
variety  of  form  and  colour,  and  a  graceful  blending 
of  the  different  features  that  combine  to  make  a 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF   OOTY.  279 

beautiful   coup   dceil,   which,    when    the    gloss   of 
novelty  is  still  upon  them,  are  infinitely  attractive. 


The  sun  is  sinking  in  the  splendour  of  an  Indian 
May,  behind  the  high  horizon,  and  yet,  marvellous 
to  relate,  the  air  feels  cool  and  comfortable.  The 
monotonous  gruntings  of  the  frequent  palanquin- 
bearers — a  sound  which,  like  the  swift's  scream,  is 
harsh  and  grating  enough,  yet  teems  in  this  region 
with  pleasant  associations — inform  us  that  the 
fair  ones  of  Ootacamund  are  actually  engaged  in 
taking  exercise.  We  will  follow  their  example, 
beginning  at  "Charing  Cross," — the  unappropriate 
name  conferred  upon  those  few  square  yards  of 
level  and  gravelled  ground,  with  the  stunted  tree 
boxed  up  in  the  centre.  Our  path  traverses  the 
half-drained  swamp  that  bounds  this  end  of  the 
Neilgherry  Windermere,  and  you  observe  with  pain 
that  those  authors  who  assert  the  hills  to  be  "en- 
tirely free  from  the  morasses  and  the  vast  collection 
of  decayed  vegetables  that  generate  miasma,"  have 
notably  deceived  you.  In  1847,  there  is  a  small 
swamp,  formed  by  the  soaking  of  some  arrested 
stream,  at  the  bottom  of  almost  every  declivity. 
We  presume  the  same  was  the  case  in  1826. 
Indeed,  were  the  Neilgherries  seven  or  eight  hun- 


280  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

dred  feet,  instead  of  as  many  thousands,  above  the 
level  of  the  sea,  even  the  Pontine  marshes  would 
not  be  better  adapted  for  the  accommodation  of 
Quartana  and  Malaria.  Before  you  have  been  long 
on  the  hills,  you  will  witness  many  amusing  acci- 
dents occurring  to  new  comers,  who  attempt  to 
urge  their  steeds  through  the  shaking  bogs  of  black 
mud,  treacherously  lurking  under  a  glossy  green 
coating  of  grassy  turf. 

"Probably  it  is  to  the  local  predilections  for 
such  diversion  that  I  must  attribute  the  unwilling- 
ness of  the  authorities  to  remedy  the  nuisance  "? " 

We  cannot  take  upon  ourselves  to  reply,  yes  or 
no.  The  cantonment  is  by  no  means  scrupulously 
clean.  The  bazaar  is  at  all  times  unpleasant,  and, 
during  the  rains,  dirty  in  the  extreme.  Making  all 
due  allowance  for  the  difficulty  of  keeping  any 
place  where  natives  abound,  undefiled,  still  we 
opine,  that  the  authorities  might  be  much  more 
active,  in  promoting  the  cause  of  cleanliness,  than 
they  are.  But,  if  report  speak  true,  the  local 
government  is  somewhat  out  of  temper  with  her  hill 
protegee,  for  spending  her  rupees  a  little  too  freely. 

There  go  the  promenaders — stout  pedestrians — 
keeping  step  in  parties  and  pairs.  Equestrians 
ride  the  fashionable  animals — a  kind  of  horse  cut 


FIRST  GLIMPSE  OF   OOTY.  281 

down  to  a  ponj,  called  the  Pegu,  Arabs  being  rare 
and  little  valued  here.  And  invalids,  especially 
ladies,  "eat  the  air,"  as  the  natives  say,  in  palan- 
quins and  tonjons.  The  latter  article  merits  some 
description.  It  is  a  light  conveyance,  open  and 
airy,  exactly  resembling  the  seat  of  a  Bath  chair, 
spitted  upon  a  long  pole,  which  rests  on  the  shoul- 
ders of  four  hammals,  or  porters.  Much  barbaric 
splendour  is  displayed  in  the  equipments  of  the 
"gang."  Your  first  thought,  on  observing  their 
long  scarlet  coats,  broad  yellow  bands  round  the 
waist,  and  the  green  turban,  or  some  other  curiously 
and  wonderfully  made  head -gear,  which  surmounts 
their  sooty  faces,  is  a  sensation  of  wonder  that  the 
tonjon  and  its  accompaniments  have  not  yet  been 
exhibited  in  London  and  Paris.  Much  hardness 
of  heart  is  occasionally  shown  by  the  fair  sex  to 
their  unhappy  negroes.  See  those  four  lean 
wretches  staggering  under  the  joint  weights  of 
the  vehicle  that  contains  the  stout  daughter  and 
stouter  mama,  or  the  huge  Ayah  who  is  sent  out 
to  guard  those  five  or  six  ponderous  children,  whose 
constitutional  delicacy  renders  "  carriage  exercise" 
absolutely  necessary  for  them. 

Two  things  here  strike  your  eye  as  novel,   in 
India. 


282  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

There  is  a  freshness  in  the  complexion  of  the 
Sanitarians  that  shows  wonderfully  to  advantage 
when  compared  with  the  cadaverous  waxy  hue 
which  the  European  epidermis  loves  to  assume  in 
the  tropics.  Most  brilliant  look  the  ladies ;  the  gen- 
tlemen are  sunburnt  and  robust ;  and  the  juveniles 
appear  fresh  and  chubby,  quite  a  different  creation 
from  the  pallid,  puny,  meagre,  sickly,  irritable  little 
wretches  that  do  nothing  but  cry  and  perspire  in 
the  plains.  Another  mighty  pleasant  thing,  after  a 
few  years  of  purely  camp  existence,  is  the  non- 
military  appearance  and  sound  of  Ootacamund. 
Uniform  has  been  banished  by  one  consent  from 
society,  except  at  balls  and  parties.  The  cotton 
and  linen  jackets,  the  turbaned  felt  "  wide-awake," 
and  the  white  jockey's  cap,  with  its  diminutive 
apron,  intended  to  protect  the  back  of  the  head 
from  the  broiling  sun,  are  here  exchanged  for 
cloth  coats  and  black  hats.  Morning  bugles 
and  mid-day  guns,  orderlies,  and  order-books,  the 
"  Officers'  call"  and  "  ^o  parade  to-day,"  are  things 
unknown.  Vestiges  of  the  "  shop"  will,  it  is  true, 
occasionally  peep  out  in  the  shape  of  a  regimental 
cap,  brass  spurs,  and  black  pantaloons,  denuded  of 
the  red  stripe.  But  such  traces  rather  add  to  our 
gratification  than    otherwise,  by  reminding  us  of 


FIRST  GLIMPSE  OF   OOTY.  283 

A.M.  drills,  meridian  sword  exercises,  and  p.m.  reviews 
in  days  gone  by. 

And  now,  advancing  along  the  gravelled  walk 
that  borders  the  lake,  we  pass  beneath  a  thatched 
cottage,  once  a  masonic  lodge,*  but  ia.QVf,prohpudor ! 
converted  into  a  dwelling-house.  Near  it,  we  re- 
mark a  large  building — Bombay  House.  It  was 
formerly  appropriated  to  officers  of  that  presidency. 
At  present  they  have  no  such  luxury .f  Taking  up 
a  position  above  the  south  end  of  the  Willow-Bund, 
we  have  a  good  front  view  of  the  principal  buildings 
in  the  cantonment.  On  the  left  hand  is  the  Pro- 
testant church  of  St.  Stephens,  an  unpraisable 
erection,  in  the  Saxo-Gothic  style,  standing  out 
from  a  grave-yard,  so  extensive,  so  well  stocked, 
that  it  makes  one  shudder  to  look  at  it.  Close  by 
the  church  are  the  Ootacamund  Free  School,  the 
Post-office,  the  Pay-office,  and  the  bungalow  where 
the  Commanding  officer  of  the  station  transacts  his 

*  It  was  established  at  Ootacamund  under  a  warrant  of 
constitution  from  the  Provincial  Grand  Lodge  on  the  coast  of 
Coromandel. 

t  The  Bombayites  had,  moreover,  their  own  medical  atten- 
dant, with  a  hospital  and  the  usual  number  of  subalterns 
attached  to  it.  There  are  now  but  three  surgeons  on  the  hills, 
attending  on  one  hundred  and  four  invalids,  who  are  scattered 
over  many  miles  of  country. 


284  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

multifarious  business.  Below,  near  the  lake,  you 
see  the  Library,  the  Victoria  hotel — a  large  and 
conspicuous  building — the  Dispensary,  the  subor- 
dinate's courts,  and  the  Bazaar.  Beyond  the  church 
a  few  hundred  yards  of  level  road  leads  to  the 
"  palace,"  built  by  Sir  W.  Rumbold,  which,  after 
enduring  many  vicissitudes  of  fortune,  has  settled 
down  into  the  social  position  of  a  club-house  and 
place  for  periodical  balls.  Around  it,  the  mass  of 
houses  thickens,  and  paths  branch  off  in  all  direc- 
tions. In  the  distance  appears  the  wretched  bazaar 
of  Kaundlemund — the  haunt  of  coblers  and  thieves  ; 
— a  little  nearer  is  the  old  Roman  Catholic  chapel ; 
closer  still,  the  Union  hotel — a  huge  white  house, 
which  was  once  the  Neilgherry  Church  Missionary 
grammar  school,  —  bungalows  by  the  dozen,  and 
several  extensive  establishments,  where  youth,  male 
and  female,  is  lodged,  boarded,  and  instructed.  On 
the  southern  side  of  a  hill,  separated  from  the 
Kaundle  bazaar,  stands  Woodcock  Hall,  the  locality 
selected  for  Government  House,  and,  in  1847  at 
least,  a  most  unimportant  place,  interiorly  as  well 
as  exteriorly. 

We  will  conclude  our  ciceronic  task  with  calling 
your  attention  to  one  fact,  namely,  that  the  capital 
of  the  Neilgherries  is  growing  up  Avith  maizelike  rapi- 


FIRST   GLIMPSE   OF   OOTY.  285 

ditj.  Houses  are  rising  in  all  directions  ;  and  if 
fickle  fortune  only  favour  it,  Ooty  promises  fair  to 
become  in  a  few  years  one  of  the  largest  European 
settlements  in  India.  But  its  fate  is  at  present 
precarious.  Should  the  Court  of  Directors  be  in- 
duced to  revise  the  old  Furlough  and  Sick-leave 
Regulations,  then  will  poor  Ooty  speedily  revert 
to  the  Todas  and  jackals  —  its  old  inhabitants. 
On  the  contrary,  if  the  status  quo  endure,  and 
European  regiments  are  regularly  stationed  on  the 
hills,"'  officers  will  flock  to  Ootacamund,  the  settlers, 
retired  servants  of  Government,  not  Eurasian  colo- 
nists, will  increase  in  number,  schools  f  will  flourish 

*  The  measure  was  advocated  by  Mr.  Sullivan  as  early  as 
1828,  but  financial,  not  common-sensical  or  medical,  considera- 
tions have  long  delayed  its  being  carried  into  execution. 

t  The  principal  schools  now  (1847)  to  be  found  at  Ootaca- 
mund are  four  in  number,  viz. : — 

1.  The  Ooty  free  school,  established  for  the  purpose  of  giving 
education  gratis  to  the  children  of  the  poor  :  it  is  supported  by 
voluntary  contributions,  and  superintended  by  the  chaplain  of 
the  station.  The  number  of  scholars  on  the  rolls  is  generally 
about  thirty. 

2.  Fern  Hill,  the  Rev.  Mr.  Rigg's  boarding-school  for  young 
gentlemen.  It  contains  twenty-six  pupils,  varying  in  age  from 
five  to  fifteen.  Of  these,  fourteen  are  the  sons  of  officers  in  the 
service,  and  the  rest  are  youths  of  respectable  families.  Terms 
for  boarders,  4/.  per  mensem,  the  usual  charges  on  the  Neil- 
gherries. 


286     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

and  prosperity  steadily  progress.    The  "  to  be  or 
not  to  be "  thus  depends  upon  the  turn  of  a  die. 


The  chilly  shades  of  evening  are  closing  rapidly 
upon  us,  and  we  know  by  experience  that  some  care 
is  necessary,  especially  for  the  newly  arrived  health- 
hunter.  So  we  wend  our  way  homewards,  remark- 
ing, as  night  advances,  the  unusual  brilliancy  of  the 
heavenly  bodies.  Yenus  shines  almost  as  brightly 
as  an  average  English  moon  in  winter :  her  light 
with  that  of  the  lesser  stars  is  quite  sufficient  to 
point  out  to  us  the  direction  of  "  Subaltern  Hall." 

3.  An  establishment  for  young  ladies,  conducted  by  Miss 
Hale  and  Miss  Millard. 

4.  Ditto  for  young  ladies  and  young  gentlemen  under  ten 
years  of  age,  conducted  by  Mrs.  James  and  Miss  Ottley. 

Besides  those  above  mentioned,  several  ladies  receive  a 
limited  number  of  pupils. 

The  schools  for  natives  at  Ootacamund  are — 

1.  The  Hindostani  school^  Conducted  by  the  Rev.  Bernard 

2.  The  Tamul  school        J       Schmidt,  D.D. 

There  are  many  other  similar  establishments  for  native  chil- 
dren in  different  parts  of  the  hills. 

So  that  the  pedagogue  has  not  neglected  to  visit  this  remote 
corner  of  his  wide  domains. 


LIFE  AT  OOTY.  287 


CHAPTER  XVI. 


LIFE    AT    OOTY. 


If  a  bachelor,  you  generally  begin  by  depositing 
your  household  gods  in  the  club  buildings,  or  one 
of  the  two  hotels ''' — there  is  no  travellers'  bunga- 
low at  Ootacamund — if  a  married  man,  you  have 
secured  lodgings  by  means  of  a  friend. 

The  Neilgherry   house   merits    description  prin- 

*  The  Union  and  the  Victoria.  For  bed  and  board  the 
prices  usually  charged  are — 

For  a  lady  or  gentleman,  22l.  per  mens. 

Ditto  for  any  broken  period  in  a  month,  1 65.  per  diem. 

For  children  under  ten  years  of  age  and  European  servants, 
2s. per  diem. 

Native  ayah  or  nurse,  Is,  per  diem. 

The  expense  of  housekeeping  is  not  great  at  Ootacamund. 
A  single  man  may  manage  to  live  for  20/.  per  mensem,  com- 
fortably for  30/.  It  is  common  for  two  or  more  bachelors  to 
take  a  house  together,  and  the  plan  suits  the  nature  of  the 
place  well. 

Only  be  careful  who  your  monsoon  "  chum"  is  ! 


288  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

cipally  because  it  is  a  type  of  the  life  usually  led 
in  it.  The  walls  are  made  of  coarse  bad  bricks — 
the  roof  of  thatch  or  wretched  tiles,  which  act 
admirably  as  filters,  and  occasionally  cause  the 
downfall  of  part,  or  the  whole  of  the  erection. 
The  foundation  usually  selected  is  a  kind  of  plat- 
form, a  gigantic  step,  cut  out  of  some  hill-side, 
and  levelled  by  manual  labour.  The  best  houses 
occupy  the  summits  of  the  little  eminences  around 
the  lake.  As  regards  architecture  the  style  bun- 
galow— a  modification  of  the  cow-house — is  pre- 
ferred :  few  tenements  have  upper  stories,  whilst 
almost  all  are  surrounded  by  a  long  low  verandah, 
perfectly  useless  in  such  a  climate,  and  only  cal- 
culated to  render  the  interior  of  the  domiciles  as 
dim  and  gloomy  as  can  be  conceived.  The  furniture 
is  decidedly  scant,  being  usually  limited  to  a  few 
feet  of  drugget,  a  chair  or  two,  a  table,  and  a  bed- 
stead. The  typical  part  of  the  matter  is  this.  If 
the  diminutive  rooms,  with  their  fire-places,  cur- 
tained beds,  and  boarded  floors,  faintly  remind  you 
of  Europe,  the  bare  walls,  puttyless  windows  and 
doors  that  admit  draughts  of  air  small  yet  cutting 
as  lancets,  forcibly  impress  you  with  the  conviction 
that  you  have  ventured  into  one  of  those  uncomfort- 
able localities — a  cold  place  in  a  hot  country. 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  289 

So  it  is  with  life  on  the  Nielgherries — a  perfect 
anomaly.  You  dress  like  an  Englishman,  and  lead 
a  quiet  gentlemanly  life  —  doing  nothing.  Not 
being  a  determined  health -hunter,  you  lie  in  bed 
because  it  passes  the  hours  rationally  and  agree- 
ably, and  you  really  can  enjoy  a  midday  doze  on 
the  mountain-tops.  You  sit  up  half  the  night 
because  those  around  you  are  not  shaking  the  head 
of  melancholy,  in  consequence  of  the  dispiriting 
announcement  that  "  the  Regiment  will  parade,  &c., 
at  four  o'clock  next  morning"  (a.m.  remember  !).  At 
the  same. time  your  monthly  bills  for  pale  ale  and 
hot  curries,  heavy  tiffins,  and  numerous  cheroots, 
tell  you,  as  plainly  as  such  mute  inanimate  things 
can,  that  you  have  not  quite  cast  the  slough  of 
Anglo-Indian  life. 


We  will  suppose  that  your  first  month  in  the 
Nielgherry  Hills  with  all  its  succession  of  small 
events  has  glided  rapidly  enough  away.  You 
reported  your  arrival  in  person  to  the  commanding 
officer,  who  politely  desired  your  signature  to  a 
certain  document,'"  threatening  you  as  well  as  others 

*  The  most  stringent  measures  have  been  found  necessary 
to  prevent  gentlemen  from  committing  suicide  by  means  of 
elephant  shooting  in  the  pestilential  jungles  below  the  hills. 

0 


290     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

with  all  the  penalties  of  the  law  if  you  ventured 
to  quit  Ootacamund  without  leave.  The  Auditor- 
General's  bill,  which  you  received  from  the  Pay- 
master, Bombay,  authorizing  you  to  draw  your 
salary  from  him  of  the  southern  division  of  the 
Madras  army,  was  not  forwarded  before  the  first  of 
the  month,  or  it  was  forwarded  but  not  in  duplicate 
— something  of  the  kind  must  happen — so  you  were 
most  probably  thrown  for  a  while  upon  your  wits, 
rather  a  hard  case,  we  will  suppose.  Then  you 
tried  to  "  raise  the  wind  "  from  some  Parsee,  but  the 
way  in  which  he  received  you  conclusively  proved 
that  he  has,  perhaps  for  the  best  of  reasons,  long 
since  ceased  to  "  do  bijness "  in  that  line.  You 
began  to  feel  uncomfortable,  and  consequently  to 
abuse  the  "  authorities." 

During  your  first  fortnight  all  was  excitement, 
joy,  delight.  You  luxuriated  in  the  cool  air.  Your 
appetite  improved.  The  mutton  had  a  flavour 
which  you  did  not  recollect  in  India.  Strange,  yet 
true,  the  beef  was  tender,  and  even  the  "  unclean  " 
was  not  too  much  for  your  robust  digestion.     You 

Besides,  there  is  some  little  duty  to  be  done  by  the  Madrassees 
on  the  Neilgherries :  a  convalescent  list  is  daily  forwarded  to 
the  Commanding  officer,  reporting  those  who  are  equal  to  such 
labours  as  committees  and  courts  of  inquest. 


LIFE  AT  OOTY.  291 

praised  the  vegetables,  and  fell  into  ecstasy  at  the 
sight  of  peaches,  apples,  strawberries,  and  raspberries, 
after  years  of  plantains,  guavas,  and  sweet  limes. 
From  the  exhilarating  influence  of  a  rare  and  elastic 
atmosphere  you,  who  could  scarcely  walk  a  mile  in 
the  low  country,  induced  by  the  variety  of  scenery 
and  road,  wandered  for  hours  over  hill  and  dale 
without  being  fatigued.  With  what  strange  sensa- 
tions of  pleasure  you  threw  yourself  upon  the  soft 
turf  bank,  and  plucked  the  first  daisy  which  you 
ever  saw  out  of  England  !  And  how  you  enjoyed  the 
untropical  occupation  of  sitting  over  a  fire  in  June  ! 
— that  very  day  last  year  you  were  in  a  state  of 
semi-existence,  only  "  kept  going "  by  the  power 
of  punkahs '""  and  quasi-nudity. 

The  end  of  the  month  found  you  in  a. state  of 
mind  bordering  upon  the  critical.  You  began  to 
opine  that  the  scenery  has  its  deficiencies  —  Can 
its  diminutive  ravines  compare  with  glaciers  and 
seas  of  ice  —  the  greenness  of  its  mountain-tops 
compensate  for  the  want  of  snow-clad  summits,  and 
"  virgin  heights  which  the  foot  of  man  never  trod  V 
You  decided  that  the  Neilgherries  are,  after  all, 
a  tame  copy  of  the  Alps  and  the  Pyrenees.  You 
came  to  the  conclusion  that  grandeur  on  a  small 

*  Large  fans,  suspended  from  the  ceiling. 

0  2 


202  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

scale  is  very  unsatisfactory,  and  turned  away  from 
the  prospect  with  the  contempt  engendered  by 
satiety.  As  for  the  climate,  you  discovered  that 
it  is  either  too  hot  in  the  sun  or  too  cold  in  the 
shade,  too  damp  or  too  dry,  too  sultry  or  too  raw. 
After  a  few  days  spent  before  the  fire  you  waxed 
weary  of  the  occupation,  remarked  that  the  Neil- 
gherry  wood  is  always  green,  and  the  Neilgherry 
grate  a  very  abominable  contrivance.  At  last  the 
mutton  and  pork,  peaches  and  strawberries,  palled 
upon  your  pampered  palate,  you  devoured  vegeta- 
bles so  voraciously  that  pernicious  consequences 
ensued,  and  you  smoked  to  such  an  extent  that 
— perhaps  tobacco  alone  did  not  do  it — your  head 
became  seriously  affected. 

And  now,  sated  with  the  joys  of  the  eye  and 
mouth,  you  turn  round  upon  Ootacamund  and 
inquire  blatantly  what  amusement  it  has  to  offer 
you. 

Is  there  a  hunt  ?     No,  of  course  not ! 

A  race-course  1    Ditto,  ditto  ! 

Is  there  a  cricket-club  1  Yes.  If  you  wish  to 
become  a  member  you  will  be  admitted  readily 
enough ;  you  will  pay  four  shillings  per  mensem 
for  the  honour,  but  you  will  not  play  at  cricket. 

A  library  1    There  are  two :   one  in  the   Club, 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  293 

the  other  kept  by  a  Mr.  Warren  :  the  former  deals 
in  the  modern,  the  latter  in  the  antiquated  style 
of  light — ^extremely  light — literature.  Both  reading- 
rooms  take  in  the  newspapers  and  magazines,  but 
the  periodical  publications  are  a  very  exclusive 
kind  of  study,  that  is  to  say,  never  at  home  to 
you. .  By  some  peculiar  fatality  the  book  you  want 
is  always  missing.  And  the  absence  of  a  cata- 
logue instead  of  exciting  your  industry,  seems  rather 
to  depress  it  than  otherwise. 

Public  gardens,  with  the  usual  "  scandal  point," 
where  you  meet  the  ladies  and  exchange  the  latest 
news  1  We  reply  yes,  in  a  modifying  tone.  The 
sum  of  about  200/.,  besides  monthly  subscriptions, 
was  expended  upon  the  side  of  a  hill  to  the  east 
of  Ooty,  formerly  overrun  with  low  jungle,  now 
bearing  evidences  of  the  fostering  hand  of  the 
gardener  in  the  shape  of  many  cabbages  and  a  few 
cauliflowers. 

Is  there  a  theatre,  a  concert-room,  a  tennis,  a 
racket,  or  a  fives-court  ?     'No,  and  again  no  ! 

Then  pray  what  is  there  "? 

We  will  presently  inform  you.  But  you  must 
first  rein  in  your  impatience  whilst  we  enlarge 
a  little  upon  the  constitution  and  components  of 
Neilgherry  society. 


294  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Two  presidencies — the  Madras  and  Bombay — 
meet  here  without  mingling.  Officers  belonging 
to  the  former  establishment  visit  the  hills  for  two 
objects,  pleasure  and  health  ;  those  of  the  latter 
service  are  always  votaries  of  Hygeia.  If  you  ask 
the  Madrassee  how  he  accounts  for  the  dearth  of 
amusements,  he  replies  that  no  one  cares  how  he 
gets  through  his  few  weeks  of  leave.  The  Bom- 
bayite,  on  the  contrary,  complains  loudly  and  bit- 
terly enough  of  the  dull  two  years  he  is  doomed 
to  pass  at  Ooty,  but  modesty,  a  consciousness  of 
inability  to  remedy  the  evil,  or  most  likely  that 
love  of  a  grievance,  and  lust  of  grumbling  which 
nature  has  implanted  in  the  soldier's  breast,  pre- 
vents his  doing  anything  more.  Some  public- 
spirited  individuals  endeavoured,  for  the  benefit 
of  poor  Ooty,  to  raise  general  subscriptions  from 
the  Madras  Service,  every  member  of  which  has 
visited,  is  visiting,  or  expects  to  visit,  the  region 
of  health.  The  result  of  their  laudable  endeavours 
— a  complete  failure — instanced  the  truth  of  the 
ancient  adage,  that  "  everybody's  business  is  no- 
body's business."  Besides  the  sanitarians  and  the 
pleasure-seekers,  there  are  a  few  retired  and  invalid 
officers,  who  have  selected  the  hills  as  a  perma- 
nent  residence,   some    coffee  -  planters,   speculators 


LIFE  AT  OOTY.  295 

in  silk  and  mulberry-trees,  a  stray  mercantile  or 
two  from  Madras,  and  several  professionals,  settled 
at  Ootacamund, 

With  all  the  material  above  alluded  to,  our 
circle  of  society,  as  you  may  suppose,  is  suffi- 
ciently extensive  and  varied.  Among  the  ladies, 
we  have  elderlies  who  enjoy  tea  and  delight  in 
scandal :  grass  widows — excuse  the  term,  being 
very  much  wanted,  it  is  comme  il  faut  in  this 
region — and  spinsters  of  every  kind,  from  the  little 
girl  in  bib  and  tucker,  to  the  full  blown  Anglo- 
Indian  young  lady,  who  discourses  of  her  papa 
the  Colonel,  and  disdains  to  look  at  anything  below 
the  rank  of  a  field-officer.  The  gentlemen  supply 
us  with  many  an  originale.  There  are  ci-devant 
young  men  that  pride  themselves  upon  giving 
ostentatious  feeds  which  youthful  gastronomes 
make  a  point  of  eating,  misanthropes  and  hermits 
who  inhabit  out-of-the-way  abodes,  civilians  on  the 
shelf,  authors,  linguists,  oriental  students,  amateur 
divines  who  periodically  convert  their  drawing- 
rooms  into  chapels  of  ease  rather  than  go  to  church, 
sportsmen,  worshippers  of  Bacchus  in  numbers, 
juniors  whose  glory  it  is  to  escort  fair  dames 
during  evening  rides,  and  seniors  who  would 
rather  face  his  Satanic  Majesty  himself  than  stand 


296  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

in  the  dread  presence  of  a  "woman."  We  have 
clergymen,  priests,  missionaries,  tavern-keepers, 
school-masters,  and  scholars,  with  precieux  and 
pricieuses  ridicules  of  all  descriptions. 

But,  unhappily,  the  said  circle  is  divided  into 
several  segments,  which  do  not  willingly  or  neatly 
unite.  In  the  first  place,  there  is  a  line  of  de- 
marcation occasionally  broken  through,  but  pretty 
clearly  drawn  between  the  two  Presidencies.  The 
JVIulls  *  again  split  into  three  main  bodies,  1,  the 
very  serious  ;  2,  the  petit- serieux ;  and,  3,  the  un- 
sanctified.  So  do  the  Ducks,  but  these  being  upon 
strange  ground  are  not  so  exclusive  as  they  other- 
wise would  be.  Subdivision  does  not  end  here. 
For  instance,  the  genus  serious  will  contain  two 
distinct  species,  the  orthodox  and  the  heterodox 
serious.  The  unsanctified  also  form  numerous  little 
knots,  whose  bond  of  union  is  some  such  acci- 
dental matters  as  an  acquaintance  previous  to  meet- 
ing on  the  hills,  or  a  striking  conformity  of  tastes 
and  pursuits. 


*  As  the  Madrassees  are  faniiliarl}'-  called.  The  cunning  in 
language  derive  the  term  from  mulligatawny  soup,  the  quan- 
tity of  which  imbibed  in  South  India  strikes  the  stranger  with 
a  painful  sense  of  novelty. 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  297 

A  brief  account  of  the  I^eilgherry  day  will  an- 
swer your  inquiry  about  the  existence  of  amuse- 
ment. We  premise  that  there  are  two  formulas, 
one  for  the  sanitarian,  the  other  for  the  pleasure- 
hunter. 

And  first,  of  II  Penseroso,  or  the  invalid.  He 
rises  with  the  sun,  clothes  himself  according  to  Dr. 
Baikie,*  and  either  mounts  his  pony,  or  more 
probably  starts  stick  in  hand  for  a  four  mile  walk. 
He  returns  in  time  to  avoid  the  sun's  effects  upon 
an  empty  stomach,  bathes,  breakfasts,  and  hurries 
once  more  into  the  open  air.  Possibly,  between 
the  hours  of  twelve  and  four,  his  dinner-time,  he 
may  allow  himself  to  rest  awhile  in  the  library, 
to  play  a  game  at  billiards,  or  to  call  upon  a  friend, 
but  upon  principle  he  avoids  tainted  atmospheres 
as  much  as  possible.  At  5  p.m.  he  recommences 
walking  or  riding,  persevering  laudably  in  the 
exercise  selected,  till  the  falling  dew  drives  him 
home.  A  cup  of  tea,  and  a  book  or  newspaper, 
finish  the  day.  This  even  tenor  of  his  existence 
is  occasionally  varied  by  some  such  excitement  as 
a  pic-nic,  or  a  shooting-party,  but  late  dinners, 
balls,  and  parties,  know  him  not. 

Secondly  of  L' Allegro,  as  the  man  who  obtains 

*  See  Chapter  XIX. 

o  5 


298  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

two  months'  leave  of  "  absence  on  urgent  private 
affairs"  to  the  Neilgherries,  and  the  Peuseroso  be- 
come a  robust  convalescent,  may  classically  and 
accurately  be  termed.  L'Allegro,  dresses  at  mid-day, 
he  has  spent  the  forenoon  either  in  bed  or  en  des- 
habille, in  dozing,  tea-drinking,  and  smoking,  or,  if 
of  a  literary  turn  of  mind,  in  perusing  the  pages  of 
"  The  Devoted,"  or,  "  Demented  One/'  He  dilates 
breakfast  to  spite  old  Time,  and  asks  himself  the 
frequent  question  What  shall  I  do  to-day  1  The 
ladies  are  generally  at  home  between  twelve  and 
two,  but  L'Allegro,  considering  the  occupation- 
rather  a  "  slow  "  one,  votes  it  a  "  bore."  But  there 
is  the  club,  and  a  couple  of  hours  may  be  spent 
profitably  enough  over  the  newspapers,  or  pleasantly 
enough  with  the  assistance  of  billiards  and  whist. 
At  three  o'clock  our  Joyful  returns  home,  or  accom- 
panies a  party  of  friends  to  a  hot  and  substantial 
meal,  termed  tiflSn,  followed  by  many  gigantic 
Trichinopoly  cigars,  and  glasses  of  pale  ale  in  pro- 
portion. 

A  walk  or  a  ride  round  the  lake,  is  now 
deemed  necessary  to  recruit  exhausted  Appetite, 
who  is  expected  to  be  ready  at  seven  for  another 
hot  and  substantial  meal,  called  dinner.  And  now, 
the  labours  of  the  day  being  happily  over,  L'Allegro 


LIFE  AT   OOTY.  299 

concludes  it  with  prodigious  facility  by  means  of 
cards  or  billiards,  with  whiskey  and  weeds. 

This  routine  of  life  is  broken  only  by  such  in- 
terruptions, as  a  shooting-party,  an  excursion,  a 
pic-nic,  a  grand  dinner,  soiree,  or  a  ball.  Short 
notices  of  these  amusements  may  not  be  unaccept- 
able to  the  reader. 

There  are  many  places  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
Ooty — such  as  Dodabetta,  Fair  Lawn,  and  others — 
where,  during  the  fine  season,  the  votaries  of  Terpsi- 
chore display  very  fantastic  toes  indeed,  particularly 
if  they  wear  Neilgherry-made  boots,  between  the 
hours  of  ten  a.m.  and  five  p.m.  Much  innocent  mirth 
prevails  on  these  social  occasions,  the  only  remark- 
able characteristic  of  their  nature  being,  that  the 
gentlemen  generally  ride  out  slowly  and  deliber- 
ately, but  ride  in,  racing,  or  steeple-chasing,  or 
enacting  Johnny  Gilpin. 

A  more  serious  affair  is  a  grand  dinner.  This 
truly  British  form  which  hospitality  assumes,  may 
be  divided  into  two  kinds,  the  pure  and  the  mixed. 
The  former  is  the  general  favourite,  as,  consisting 
of  bachelors  only,  it  admits  of  an  abandon  in  the 
style  of  conversation,  and  a  general  want  of  cere- 
moniousness  truly  grateful  to  the  Anglo-Indian 
mind.     A  dinner  where  ladies  are  admitted  is,  by 


300  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

L' Allegro,  considered  an  unmitigated  pest ;  and  those 
who  dislike  formality  and  restraint,  scant  pota- 
tions, and  the  impossibility  of  smoking,  will  readily 
enter  into  his  feelings. 

The  Ootacamund  soiree  happens  about  once  every 
two  months  to  the  man  of  pleasure,  who  exerts  all 
the  powers  of  his  mind  to  ward  off  the  blow  of  an 
invitation.  When  he  can  no  longer  escape  the  mis- 
fortune, he  resigns  himself  to  his  fate,  dresses  and 
repairs  to  the  scene  of  unfestivity,  with  much  of 
the  same  feeling  he  remembers  experiencing  when 
"  nailed "  for  a  Bath  musical  reunion,  or  a  Chel- 
tenham tea-party.  He  will  have  to  endure  many 
similar  horrors.  He  must  present  Congo  to  the 
ladies,  walk  about  with  cakes  and  muffins,  listen 
to  unmelodious  melody,  and  talk  small — he  whose 
body  is  sinking  under  the  want  of  stimulants  and 
narcotics,  whose  spirit  is  fainting  under  the  pei?ie 
forte  et  dure  of  endeavouring  to  curb  an  unruly 
tongue,  which  in  spite  of  all  efforts  will  occasionally 
give  vent  to  half  or  three-quarters  of  some  word 
utterly  unfit  for  ears  feminine  or  polite.  If,  as  the 
Allegri  sometimes  are,  the  wretch  be  nervous  upon 
the  subject  of  being  "talked  about  in  connexion 
with  some  woman,"  another  misery  will  be  added 
to  the  list  above  detailed.     He  has  certainly  passed 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  301 

the  evening  by  the  side  of  the  young  lady  whom 
he  first  addressed — his  reasons  being  that  he  had 
not  courage  to  break  away  from  her — and  he  may 
rest  assured  that  all  Ooty  on  the  morrow  will  have 
wooed  and  won  her  for  him.  Finally,  he  observes 
that  several  of  his  married  friends  look  coldly  upon 
him,  beginning  the  morning  after  the  soiree.  Pro- 
bably he  endeavoured  to  compensate  for  his  want 
of  vivacity,  by  a  little  of  what  he  considered  bril- 
liancy, in  the  form  of  satire, — quizzing,  as  it  is 
generally  called.  The  person  for  whose  benefit 
he  ventured  to 

Tamper  with  such  dangerous  art, 

looked  amused  by  his  facetiousness,  encouraged  him 
to  proceed  by 

The  smile  from  partial  beauty  won, 

and  lost  no  time  in  repeating  the  substance  of  his 
remarks,  decked,  for  the  sake  of  excitement,  in  a 
richly  imaginative  garb,  to  the  sensitive  quizzee. 

There  are  about  half-a-dozen  balls  a  year  on  the 
Neilgherries,  the  cause  of  their  infrequency  being 
the  expense,  and  the  unpopularity  of  the  amuse- 
ment amongst  all  manner  and  description  of  men, 
save  and  except  the  "squire  of  dames"  only.  This 
un-English  style  of  festivity  is  also  of  two  kinds. 


the  subscription  and  the  bachelors' :  the  former 
thinly  attended,  because  1/.  is  the  price  of  a  ticket, 
the  latter  much  more  numerously,  because  invita- 
tions are  issued  gratis.  The  amusement  com- 
mences with  the  notes  which  the  ladies  indite  in 
reply  to  their  future  entertainers,  who  scrutinize 
all  such  productions  with  a  severity  of  censure  and 
a  rigidity  of  rule  which  might  gratify  a  Johnson, 
or  a  Lindley  Murray.  And  woe,  woe,  to  her  who 
slips  in  her  syntax,  or  trips  in  her  syllabication  ! 
Then  the  members  of  the  club  carve  out  for  them- 
selves a  grievance,  all  swear  that  it  is  a  "  confounded 
shame  to  turn  the  place  into  a  hop-shop,"  and  one 
surlier  individual  than  the  rest  declares  that  "it 
shan't  be  done  again."  At  the  same  time  you  ob- 
serve they  endure  the  indignity  patiently  enough, 
as  it  is  a  magnificent  opportunity  for  disposing 
of  their  condemnable  though  not  condemned  goose- 
berry. 

And  here  we  pause  for  a  moment  in  indignation 
at  such  a  proceeding.  May  that  man  never  be  our 
friend  who  heedlessly  sets  a  bottle  of  bad  cham- 
pagne before  a  fellow-creature  at  a  ball !  Heated 
and  excited  by  the  dancing  atmosphere  around,  the 
victim's  palate  becomes  undiscerning,  he  drinks 
a  tumbler  when  at  other  times  a  wine-glass  full 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  303 

would  have  been  too  much,  and  in  the  morning — 
aroynt  thee,  Description !  Well  do  we  remember 
the  bitter  feelings  with  which  we  heard  on  one  of 
these  occasions,  two  gentlemen  felicitating  each  other 
upon  the  quantity  of  sour  gooseberry  disposed  of 
unobserved.  Unobserved !  we  were  enduring  tor- 
tures from  the  too  observable  effects  of  it. 

At  eleven  or  twelve  the  ladies  muster.  The 
band — a  trio  of  fiddlers,  and  a  pianist,  who  performs 
on  an  instrument  which  suggests  reminiscences  of 
Tubal  Cain — strikes  up.  The  dancing  begins — one 
eternal  round  of  quadrilles,  lancers,  polkas,  and 
waltzes.  There  is  no  difficulty  in  finding  partners  : 
the  "  wall-flower,"  an  ornament  to  the  ball-room 
unknown  in  India  generally,  here  blooms  and  flou- 
rishes luxuriantly  as  in  our  beloved  fatherland.  But 
if  you  are  not  a  bald-headed  colonel,  a  staff-officer 
in  a  gingerbread  uniform,  or  a  flash  sub.  in  one  of 
Her  Majesty's  corps,  you  will  prefer  contemplating 
the  festal  scene  from  the  modest  young  man's  great 
stand-by — the  doorway.  About  one  o'clock  there 
is  a  break  for  supper — a  hot  substantial  meal  of 
course  : — the  dancing  that  follows  is  strikingly  of 
a  more  spirited  nature  than  that  which  preceded 
it.  The  general  exhilaration  infects,  perhaps,  even 
you.     You  screw  up  your  courage  to  the  point  of 


304  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

asking  some  smiling  spinster  if  she  "  may  have  the 
pleasure  of  dancing  with  you '? "  and  by  .her  good 
aid  in  action  as  well  as  advice,  you  find  out,  with 
no  small  exultation,  that  you  have  not  quite  for- 
gotten your  quadrille. 

At  three  p.m.  the  ladies  retire,  apparently  to  the 
regret,  really  to  the  delight  of  the  bachelors,  who, 
with  gait  and  gestures  expressive  of  the  profoundest 
satisfaction,  repair  to  the  supper-room  for  another 
hot  and  substantial  meal.  The  conversation  is 
lively :  the  toilettes,  manners,  conversation  and 
dancing  of  the  fair  sex  are  blamed  or  extolled  selon ; 
the  absence  of  the  Bombay  ladies  and  the  scarcity 
of  the  Bombay  gentlemen  are  commented  upon  with 
a  nawete  which,  if  you  happen  to  consider  yourself 
one  of  them,  is  apt  to  be  rather  unpleasant.  Be- 
fore, however,  you  can  make  up  your  mind  what  to 
do,  the  cigars  are  lighted,  spirits  mixed,  and  the 
singing  commences.  This  performance  is  usually  of 
the  style  called  at  messes  the  "  sentimental,"  where- 
in a  long  chorus  is  a  sine  qud  non,  the  usual 
accompaniments  a  little  horse-play  in  difierent  parts 
of  the  room,  and  the  conclusion  a  hammering  of 
tables  or  rattling  of  glasses  and  a  drumming  with 
the  heels,  which,  when  well  combined,  produce 
truly  an  imposing  effect.    At  length  Aurora  comes 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  305 

slowly  in,  elbowing  her  way,  and  sidling  through 
the  dense  waves  of  rolling  smoke,  which  would 
oppose  her  entrance,  but  failing  therein,  content 
themselves  with  communicating  to  her  well  known 
saffron- coloured  morning  wrapper  a  rather  dull  and 
dingy  hue.  Phoebus  looks  red  and  lowering  at  the 
prospect  of  the  dozen  gentlemen,  who,  in  very 
pallid  complexions,  black  garments,  and  patent  lea- 
ther boots,  wind,  with  frequent  halts,  along  a  com- 
mon road,  leading,  as  each  conceives,  directly  to  his 
own  abode.  And  the  Muses  thus  preside  over  the 
conclusion,  as  they  ushered  in  the  beginning  of  the 
eventful  fete. 

"  On    the    —    of   the    gay   and    gallant 

bachelors  of  Ootacamund  entertained  all  the  beauty 
and  fashion  of  the  station  .in  the  magnificent  ball- 
room of  the  club.  The  scene  was  a  perfect  galaxy 
of  light  and  loveliness,  etc." 


You  have  now,  we  will  suppose,  almost  exhausted 
the  short  list  of  public  amusements,  balls  and  par- 
ties ;  you  have  boated  on  the  lake  ;  you  have  ridden 
and  walked  round  the  lake  till  every  nodule  of  gravel 
is  deadly  familiar  to  your  eye  ;  you  have  contem- 
plated the  lake  from  every  possible  point,  and  can 
no  longer  look  at  it,  or  hear  it  named,  without  a 


306  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

sensation  of  nausea.  You  have  probably  wandered 
"  over  the  hills  and  far  away  "  in  search  of  game  ; 
your  sport  was  not  worth  speaking  of,  but  its  con- 
sequences, the  headache,  or  the  attack  of  liver  which 
resulted  from  over-exertion,  was  — .  Perhaps  you 
have  been  induced  to  ride  an  untrained  Arab  at  a 
steeple-chase,  and,  curious  to  say,  you  have  not 
broken  an  arm  or  even  your  collar-bone.  What  are 
you  to  do  now '?  You  wish  to  goodness  that  you 
could  obtain  leave  to  visit  the  different  stations  in 
the  low  country,  but,  unhappily,  you  forgot  to  have 
your  sick  certificate  worded,  "  For  the  Neilgherries 
and  the  Western  Coast."  You  find  yourself  cooped 
up  in  the  mountains  as  securely  as  within  the  lofty 
walls  of  your  playground  in  by-gone  days,  and  if 
you  venture  to  play  truant,  you  will  certainly  be 
dismissed  the  establishment,  which  is  undesirable  : — 
you  are  not  yet  over  anxious  to  return  to  "  duty," 
although  you  are  by  no  means  happy  away  from  it. 
Suddenly  a  little  occurrence  in  your  household 
affords  you  a  temporary  diversion.  You  dismissed 
your  Bombay  servants,  first  and  foremost  the  Portu- 
guese, a  fortnight  after  your  arrival  at  Ootacamund, 
because  the  fellows  grumbled  at  the  climate  and  the 
expense  : — they  could  not  afford  to  get  drunk  half  as 
often  as  in  the  plains  : — demanded  exorbitant  wages, 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  307 

and  required  almost  as  many  comforts  and  luxuries 
as  you  yourself  do.  So  you  paid  their  j^assage 
back  to  their  homes,  and  secured  the  usual  number 
of  Madras  domestics,  men  of  the  best  character, 
according  to  their  own  account,  and  provided  with 
the  highest,  though  more  than  dubious  testimonials. 
You  found  that  the  change  was  for  the  better.  Your 
new  blacks  worked  like  horses,  and  did  not  refuse 
to  make  themselves  generally  useful.  Presently, 
they,  seeing  your  "softness,"  began  to  presume 
upon  it.  You  found  it  necessary  to  dismiss  one 
of  them,  summarily,  for  exaggerated  insolence. 
The  man  left  your  presence,  and  stepped  over 
to  the  edifice  where  sits  in  state  the  "  Officer  Com- 
manding the  Neilgherries."  About  half  an  hour 
afterwards  you  received  a  note,  couched  in  terms 
quite  the  reverse  of  courteous,  ordering  you  to  pay 
your  dismissed  servant  his  wages,  and  peremptorily 
forbidding  you  to  take  the  law  into  your  own  hands 
by  kicking  him.  But  should  you  object  to  obey,  as 
you  probably  will  do,  you  are  allowed  the  alterna- 
tive of  appearing  at  the  office  the  next  day. 

At  the  hour  specified  you  prepare  to  keep  your 
appointment,  regretting  that  you  are  not  a  civilian : — 
you  might  then  have  tossed  the  note  into  the  fire  : — 
but  somewhat  consoled  by  a  discovery,  made  in  the 


308  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

course  of  the  evening,  that  the  complainant  has 
stolen  several  articles  of  clothing  from  you.  You 
walk  into  the  room,  ceremoniously  bow  and  are 
bowed  to,  pull  a  chair  towards  you  unceremoni- 
ously, because  you  are  not  asked  to  sit  down,  wait 
impatiently  enough,  —  you  have  promised  to  ride 

out  with  Miss  A ,  who  will  assuredly  confer  the 

honour  of  her  company  upon  your  enemy  Mr.  B 

if  you  keep  her  waiting  five  minutes, — a  mortal  hour 
and  a  half.  When  the  last  case  has  been  dismissed, 
the  Commanding  officer,  after  some  little  time  spent 
in  arranging  his  papers,  nibbing  his  pens  and  conver- 
sationizing  with  a  native  clerk  about  matters  more 
than  indiflerent  to  you,  turns  towards  you  a  counte- 
nance in  which  the  severity  of  justice  is  somewhat 
tempered  by  the  hard  stereotyped  smile  of  polite 
inquiry.  Stimulated  by  the  look,  you  forget  that 
you  are  the  defendant,  till  reminded  of  your  posi- 
tion in  a  way  which  makes  you  feel  all  its  awkward- 
ness. The  Commanding  officer  is  a  great  "  stickler 
for  abstract  rights,"  and  is  known  to  be  high-princi- 
pled upon  the  subjects  of  black  skins  and  British 
law.  So  you,  who  expected,  as  a  matter  of  course, 
that  the  "  word  of  an  officer  and  gentleman  "  would 
be  taken  against  that  of  a  "  native  rascal,"  find 
yourself  notably  in  the  wrong  box.     Indignant,  you 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  309 

send  for  your  butler.  And  now  Pariah  meets 
Pariah  with  a  terrible  tussle  of  tongue.  Complainant 
swears  that  he  was  not  paid  ;  witness  oathes  by  the 
score  that  he  was.  The  former  strengthens  his 
position  by  cursing  himself  to  Patal '''  if  he  has  not 
been  swindled  by  the  "  Buttrel "  and  his  Sahib  out 
of  two  months'  wages.  The  head  servant,  not  to  be 
outdone,  devotes  the  persons  of  his  Brahman,  his 
wife,  and  his  eldest  son,  to  a  very  terrible  doom 
indeed,  if  he  did  not  with  his  own  hands  advance 
complainant  three  months'  pay,  —  and  so  on.  At 
length  the  Commanding  officer,  who  has  carefully 
and  laboriously  been  taking  down  the  evidence, 
bids  the  affidavits  cease,  and  reluctantly  dismisses 
the  complaint. 

And  now  for  your  turn,  as  you  fondly  imagine. 
You  also  have  a  charge  to  make.  You  do  so  em- 
phatically. You  summon  your  witnesses,  who  are 
standing  outside.  You  prove  your  assertion  tri- 
umphantly, conclusively.  You  inform  the  Com- 
manding officer,  with  determination,  that  you  are 
resolved  to  do  your  best  to  get  the  thief  punished. 

The  Commanding  officer  hears  you  out  most  pa- 
tiently, urges  you  to  follow  up  the  case,  and  remarks, 
that  the  prosecution  of  the  affair  will  be  productive 
*  The  region  of  eternal  punishment. 


310  GOA    AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

of  great  advantage  to  the  European  residents  on 
the  Hills.  You  are  puzzled  transiently  :  the  words 
involve  an  enigma,  and  the  sarcastic  smile  of  the 
criminal  smacks  of  a  mystery.  But  your  mental 
darkness  is  soon  cleared  up  ;  the  Commanding 
officer  hints  that  you  will  find  no  difficulty  in 
procuring  a  fortnight's  leave  to  Coimbatore,  the 
nearest  Civil  station,  for  the  purpose  of  carrying 
out  your  public-spirited  resolution.  As  this  would 
involve  a  land  journey  of  one  hundred  miles — in 
India  equal  to  one  thousand  in  Europe — with  all 
the  annoyances  of  law-proceedings,  and  all  the 
discomforts  of  a  strange  station,  your  determination 
suddenly  melts  away,  and  gentle  Pity  takes  the 
place  of  stern  Prosecution ;  you  forget  your  in- 
jury, you  forgive  your  enemy. 

You  must  not,  however,  lay  any  blame  upon  the 
Commanding  officer  ;  his  hands  are  tied  as  well  as 
yours.  He  is  a  justice  of  the  peace,  but  his  au- 
thority is  reduced  to  nothing  in  consequence  of  his 
being  subject  to  the  civil  power  at  Coimbatore.  A 
more  uncomfortable  position  for  a  military  man  to 
be  placed  in  you  cannot  conceive. 

This  little  bit  of  excitement  concludes  your  list 
of  public  amusements.  And  now,  again,  you  ask 
What  shall  you  do  ?    You  put  the  question,  wishing 


LIFE   AT   OOTY.  311 

to  heaven  that  Echo — Arabian  or  Hibernian — would 
but  respond  with  her  usual  wonted  categoricality  ; 
but  she,  poor  maid  !  has  quite  lost  her  voice,  in  conse- 
quence of  the  hard-talking  she  has  had  of  late  years. 
So  you  must  even  reply  to  and  for  yourself — no 
easy  matter,  we  can  assure  you. 

Goethe,  it  is  said,  on  the  death  of  his  son,  took 
up  a  new  study.  You  have  no  precise  ideas  about 
Goethe  or  his  proceedings,  but  your  mind  spon- 
taneously grows  the  principle  that  actuated  tlie 
great  German.  You  are  almost  persuaded  to  be- 
come a  student.  You  borrow  some  friend's  Akhlak 
i  Hindi,*  rummage  your  trunks  till  you  discover  the 
remnant  of  a  Shakespeare's  Grammar,  and  purchase, 
at  the  first  auction,  a  second-hand  copy  of  Forbes's 
Dictionary.  You  then  inquire  for  a  Moonshee — a 
language-master  —  and  find  that  there  is  not  a 
decent  one  in  the  place.  The  local  government, 
in  the  plenitude  of  its  sagacity,  has  been  pleased 
to  issue  an  order  forbidding  examination  committees 
being  held  at  the  Sanitarium  ;  so  good  teachers  will 
not  remain  at  a  station  where  their  services  are  but 
little  required.  Your  ardour,  however,  is  only 
damped,  not  extinguished.     You  find  some  clerk  in 

*  "  The  ethics  of  India  f  the  Cornelius  Nepos  of  .Hindos- 
tani. 


312  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

one  of  the  offices  who  can  read  Hindostani  ;  you  set 
to — you  rub  up  your  acquaintance  with  certain  old 
friends,  called  Parts  of  Speech — you  master  the  Verb, 
and  stand  in  astonishment  to  see  that  you  have  read 
through  a  whole  chapter  of  the  interesting  ethical 
composition  above  alluded  to.  That  pause  has 
ruined  you.  Like  the  stiff  joints  of  a  wearied 
pedestrian,  who  allows  himself  rest  at  an  inoppor- 
tune time,  your  mind  refuses  to  rise  again  to  its 
task.  You  find  out  that  Ootacamund  is  no  place 
for  study  ;  that  the  houses  are  dark,  the  rooms  cold, 
and  the  air  so  exciting  that  it  is  all  but  impos- 
sible to  sit  down  quietly  for  an  hour.  Finally, 
remembering  that  you  are  here  for  health,  you  send 
back  the  Akhlak,  restore  Shakespeare  to  his  own 
trunk,  and,  after  coquetting  about  the  conversational 
part  of  the  language  with  your  Moonshee  for  a 
week  or  two — dismiss  him. 


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LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  3Io 


CHAPTER  XVII. 


LIFE    OUTSIDE    OOTY. 


Speaking  seriously,  the  dearth  of  diversion  or 
even  occupation  at  Ootacamund,  considerably  di- 
minishes its  value  as  a  sanitary  station.  It  is 
generally  remarked,  that  a  man  vsrho  in  other  places 
drinks  a  little  too  freely,  here  seldom  fails  to  bring- 
on  an  attack  of  delirium  tremens.  After  the  first 
excitement  passes  away,  it  is  apt  to  be  succeeded 
by  a  sense  of  dreariness  and  ennui  more  debilitating 
to  the  system  than  even  the  perpetual  perspirations 
of  the  plains. 

The  chief  occupations  for  a  visitor  outside  of 
Ooty  are  curiosity-hunting,  field-sports,  and  excur- 

sionizing. 

Of  late  years,  the  Neilgherries  have  been  so  ex- 
posed to  the  pickaxes  of  indefatigable  archaeologists, 
that  their  huge  store  of  curiosities  has  been  almost 

P 


314  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

exhausted.  Little  now  remains  but  the  fixtures. 
In  many  parts  almost  every  hill  is  crowned  by 
single  and  double  cairns,  enclosing  open  areas, 
which,  when  opened,  were  found  to  contain  numer- 
ous pottery  ■^^'  figures  of  men  and  animals.  There  are 
some  remarkable  remains  which  remind  us  of  the 
Cromlechs  f  and  Kistvaens  |  of  Druidism  ;  all,  how- 
ever, have  been  rifled  of  the  funeral  urns  and  the 
other  relics  which  they  contained.  Yases  holding 
burnt  bones  and  charcoal,  brass  vessels,  spear  heads, 
clay  images  of  female  warriors  on  horseback,  stone 
pestles,  pots  and  covers  ornamented  with  human 
figures  and  curious  animals,  have  been  taken  from 
the  barrows  that  abound  in  different  parts  of 
the  Neilgherries.  The  ruins  of  forts  and  pagodas, 
traces  of  buildings  and  manual  labour,  may  be  dis- 
covered in  the  darkest  recesses  of  ancient  forests. 

*  No  inscriptions  have  as  yet  been  discovered.  The  only 
coin  we  have  heard  of  was  a  Roman  aureus,  whereas  in  the 
cairns  that  stud  the  plains,  medals,  of  the  Lower  Empire  espe- 
cially, are  commonly  met  with. 

t  Consecrated  stones. 

:[  The  kistvaens,  or  closed  cromlechs  of  the  Neilgherries,  are 
tumuli  about  five  feet  high.  The  internal  chamber  is  com- 
posed of  four  walls,  each  consisting  of  an  entire  stone  seven  feet 
long  and  five  broad,  floored  and  roofed  with  similar  slabs.  In 
the  monolithe,  constituting  the  eastern  wall,  is  a  circular  aper- 
ture large  enough  to  admit  the  body  of  a  child. 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  315 

Long  and  deep  fosses,  the  use  of  which  cannot  be 
explained,  and  diminutive  labyrinths  still  remain 
the  monuments  of  ancient  civilization.  At  St. 
Catherine's  Falls,  near  Kotagherrj,  the  natives  show 
marks  in  the  rock  which  they  attribute  to  a  certain 
hill  Rajah  who  urged  his  horse  over  the  precipice 
to  escape  the  pursuit  of  his  foes.  The  land  is 
rich  in  such  traditions.  There  is  a  name  for  every 
hill  ;*  to  every  remarkable  one  is  attached  some 
cherished  legend.  Here  we  are  shown  the  favourite 
seats  of  the  Rishi,  or  saintly  race,  who,  in  hoary  eld, 
honoured  the  green  tops  of  the  Blue  Mountains  with 
their  holy  presence.  There,  we  are  told,  abode  the 
foul  Rakhshasa  (demon)  tribe,  that  loved  to  work 
man's  mortal  woe  ;  and  there,  dwarfish  beings, 
somewhat  like  our  fairies,  long  since  passed  away, 
lived  in  the  dancing  and  singing  style  of  existence 
usually  attributed  by  barbarians  to  those  pretty 
creatures  of  their  imaginations. 

The  Toda  family — the  grand  depository  of  Neil- 
gherry  tradition — has  supplied  our  curiosity-hunters 

*  The  colonists  have  followed  the  example  of  the  aborigines. 
Little,  however,  can  be  said  in  favour  of  our  nomenclature. 
There  is  a  Snowdon,  without  snow ;  a  Saddle-back  Hill,  whose 
dorsum  resembles  anything  as  much  as  a  saddle;  an  Avalanche 
Hill,  without  avalanches,  and  so  on. 

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316  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

with  many  a  marvel.  But,  let  the  young  beginner 
beware  how  he  trusts  to  their  information.  The 
fellows  can  enjoy  a  hoax.  Moreover,  with  the  in- 
stinctive cunning  of  the  wild  man,  they  are  in- 
veterate liars,  concealing  truth  because  they  perceive 
that  their  betters  attach  some  importance  to  ex- 
tracting it,  and  yet  cannot  understand  the  reason 
why  they  should  take  the  trouble  to  do  so.  For 
instance  —  we  heard  of  a  gentleman  who,  when 
walking  near  one  of  the  villages,  saw  some  roughly- 
rounded  stones  lying  upon  the  ground,  and  asked  a 
Toda  what  their  use  might  be.  The  savage  replied 
extempore,  that  the  biggest  piece  was,  according  to 
his  creed,  the  grandfather  of  the  gods  ;  another  was 
the  grandmother,  and  so  on  to  a  great  length.  He 
received  a  rupee  for  the  intelligence  given  ;  and 
w^ell  he  won  it.  The  stones  were  those  used  by 
the  young  men  of  the  hamlet  for  "putting"  in 
their  leisure  hours — a  slender  foundation,  indeed, 
to  support  so  grand  a  superstructure  of  tradi- 
tional lore  ! 

Antiquarians  are  everywhere  a  simple  race  :  in 
India,  "  con  tutto  rispetto  parlando,"  we  are  almost 
tempted  to  describe  them  as  simpletons.  Who  does 
not  recollect  the  Athenaeum  sauce-jar  which  some 
wag  buried  in  the  ruins  of  a  fort,  said  to  have  been 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  317 

founded  by  Alexander  the  Great  at  Sehwan  in  Scinde, 
and  the  strange  theories  which  the  Etruscan  images 
upon  that  article  elicited  from  grave  and  learned 
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Game  is  still  plentiful  in  the  Neilgherries.  The 
little  woods  about  Ootacamund  abound  in  woodcock, 
leopard,*  and  ibex.  Near  Coonoor,  elk  and  w^ild  hog 
are  to  be  met  with,  and  to  the  east  of  Kotagherry 
there  is  excellent  bison-shooting.  Elephants  occa- 
sionally ascend  the  Koondah  hills  to  escape  the  fiery 
heat  of  the  luxuriant  jungles  below  the  mountains. 
Tigers  are  rare  in  these  parts,  and  no  one  takes  the 
trouble  to  attack  them  :  the  cold  climate  ruins  them 
for  sport  by  diminishing  their  ferocity  and  the 
chance  of  one's  being  clawed.  The  wolf  is  not  an 
aboriginal  of  the  hills  :  he  sometimes,  however, 
favours  us  with  a  visit,  in  packs,  gaunt  with  hunger 
and  sufficiently  fierce,  for  the  purpose  of  dining 
on  the  dogs.  The  small  black  bear,  or  rather 
ant-eater  of  the  plains,  affords  tolerable  sport ;  but 

*  Dr.  Baikie  (in  1834)  mentions  that  one  of  these  animals 
had  held  possession  of  a  thick  wood  close  to  the  cantonment 
for  some  years.  The  same  spot  is  still  tenanted,  it  is  said,  by 
a  cheeta,  but  whether  it  be  the  original  occupant,  his  ghost, 
or  one  of  his  descendants,  men  know  not. 


318  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

this  Alpine  region  does  not  produce  the  large 
and  powerful  brown  animal  of  the  Pyrenees  and 
Central  Asia. 

The  peculiarity  of  Neilgherry  hunting  is,  that 
nothing  can  be  done  by  means  of  beaters  only 
— the  plan  adopted  in  India  generally.  Cocks 
cannot  be  flushed  without  spaniels,  and  foxhounds 
are  necessary  for  tracking  large  game.  The  canine 
species  thrives  prodigiously  on  the  hills,  and  seems 
to  derive  even  more  benefit  from  the  climate  than 
the  human  dogs.  The  crack  sportsman  from  the 
plains  must  here  abandon  his  favourite  pig-sticking, 
or  exchange  it  for  what  he  always  considered  the 
illicit  practice  of  hog-shooting.  En  revanche,  he 
has  the  elk,  the  bison,  and  the  ibex. 

The  Neilgherry  Sambur,  or  elk,*  is  the  giant  of 
the  cervine  race — often  fourteen  hands  high,  with 
antlers  upwards  of  three  feet  long,  spanning  thirty- 
two  or  thirty-three  inches  between  the  extremities. 
In  spite  of  this  beast's  size  and  unwieldiness — some 
of  them  weigh  seven  hundred  pounds — they  are  suffi- 
ciently speedy  to  distance  any  but  a  good  horse.  They 

*  Not  Buffon's  elk.  It  is  the  Cervus  Aristotelis,  or  black 
rusa  of  Cuvier ;  the  "  Shambara"  of  classical  India  ;  the  Gavazn 
of  Persia ;  and  the  Gav  i  Gavazn  of  AfFghanistan  and  Central 
Asia. 


LIFE  OUTSIDE   OOTY.  319 

divide  their  time  between  the  mountain-woods  and 
the  lower  jungles,  resorting  to  the  former  for  the 
sake  of  the  water,  and  descending  to  the  latter  to  get 
at  the  "  salt-licks,"  in  which  they  abound.  Elk  are 
usually  met  with  in  pairs,  or  in  greater  numbers, 
and  when  once  sighted  are  easily  shot.  The  neck 
and  the  hollow  behind  the  shoulder  are  the  parts 
aimed  at,  for  these  animals  are  extraordinarily 
tenacious  of  life,  and  will  carry  off  a  most  unreason- 
able number  of  balls,  unless  hit  in  a  vital  region. 
The  flesh  is  coarse,  but  makes  excellent  mulliga- 
tawny, the  shin-bones  afford  good  marrow,  the  hoofs 
are  convertible  into  jelly,  the  tongue  is  eatable,  and 
the  skin  useful  for  saddle-covers,  gaiters,  and  hunt- 
ing boots.  The  head,  stuffed  with  straw  and  pro- 
vided with  eyes,  skilfully  made  out  of  the  bottom 
of  a  black  bottle,  is  a  favourite  ornament  for  the 
verandah  or  the  mantelpiece.  Samburs  are  easily 
tamed :  several  of  them  may  be  seen  about  Oota- 
camund,  grazing  with  halters  round  their  necks, 
almost  as  tame  as  cows.  There  are  several  ways 
of  hunting  elk.  On  the  hills  skirting  the  Pykarry 
river,  where  there  is  little  swamp  or  bog,  attempts 
have  been  made  to  run  and  spear  them.  Some 
sportsmen  stalk  them  ;  but  the  usual  mode  is  to 
post  the  guns,  and  then  to  make  the  beast  break 


320  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

cover.  Dogs  are  preferred  to  beaters  for  this  pur- 
pose, as  their  giving  tongue  warns  one  when  the 
game  is  coming,  and  the  animal  will  almost  always 
liy  from  his  fourfooted,  whereas  it  often  succeeds  in 
charging  and  breaking  through  the  line  of  biped 
I'oes.  Samburs,  when  wounded  and  closely  pursued, 
will  sometimes  stand  and  defend  themselves  despe- 
rately with  tooth  and  antler  ;  the  "  game  thing " 
then  is  to  "  walk  into  them  "  with  a  hunting -knife. 
Bison-hunting  upon  the  hills  is  a  most  exciting 
sport,  requiring  thews  and  sinews,  a  cool  head  and  a 
steady  hand.  A  charge  of  one  of  these  animals  is 
quite  the  reverse  of  a  joke  :  Venator  had  better 
make  sure  of  his  nerve  before  he  goes  forth  to  stand 
before  such  a  rush.  The  bison  is  a  noble  animal. 
We  have  seen  heads  *  which  a  strong  man  was 
scarcely  able  to  lift,  and  horns  that  measured  twenty 
inches  in  circumference.  They  are  usually  shot 
with  ounce  or  two  ounce  iron  or  brass  balls,  and 
plugs  made  by  the  hill-people,  who  cut  a  bar  of 
metal  and  file  it  down  to  the  size  required  with  the 

*  Upon  this  part  Nature  has  provided  the  animal  with  a 
bony  mass,  impenetrable  to  anything  lighter  than  a  grapeshot, 
occupying  the  whole  space  between  the  horns,  and  useful,  we 
should  suppose,  in  forcing  a  way  through  dense  and  thorny 
jungle. 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  3:^1 

rudest  tools  and  remarkable  neatness.  The  Hindoos, 
however,  do  not  patronise  bison-hunting,  as  they 
consider  the  beast  a  wild  species  of  their  sacred 
animal. 

The  word  "  ibex,"  like  the  "jungle  sheep"*  of 
the  ^eilgherries,  is  a  misnomer  :  the  denominated 
being  the  Capra  Caucasica,  not  the  Capra  ibex  of 
Cuvier.  It  is  to  these  hills  what  the  chamois  is  to 
the  Alps,  and  the  izzard  to  the  Pyrenees.  If  you 
are  sportsman  enough  to  like  difficulty  and  danger, 
incurred  for  nothing's  sake,  you  will  think  well  of 
ibex-huntiug.  In  the  first  place  you  have  to  find 
your  game,  and  to  find  it  also  in  some  place  where 
it  can  be  approached  when  alive,  and  secured  when 
dead.  The  senses  of  these  wild  goats  are  extra- 
ordinarily acute,  and  often,  after  many  hours  of  toil, 
the  disappointed  pursuer  is  informed  by  the  peculiar 
whistling  noise  which  they  make  when  alarmed, 
that,  warned  of  his  proximity  —  probably  by  the 
wind  —  they  have  moved  off  to  safer  quarters. 
Secondly,  you  must  hit  them— hard,  too  ;  otherwise 

*  This  "jungle  sheep"  is  the  Cervus porcinus,  the  hog-deer 
or  barking-deer  of  Upper  India,  which  abounds  in  every  shikar- 
gah  of  delectable  Scinde.  In  Sanscrit  it  is  called  the  Preushat 
("  sprinkling,"  in  allusion  to  its  spotted  hide)  ;  in  Hindostani, 
Parha ;  and  in  Persian,  the  Kotah-pacheh,  or  "  short  hoof." 

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322  GOA  AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

you  will  never  bring  about  a  dead  stop.  And, 
lastly,  as  they  are  addicted  to  scrambling  down  and 
rolling  over  tremendous  precipices — especially  after 
they  have  felt  lead — you  must  either  lose  the  beast 
or  risk  your  neck  to  bag  the  body.  Not  for  the 
pot.  The  flesh  is  never  eaten,  but  the  stuffed  head 
is  preserved  as  a  trophy  of  venatic  prowess. 

The  hill  people,  when  not  employed  in  spearing 
and  netting  game  on  their  own  account,  will  gene- 
rally act  as  lookers-out  and  beaters.  We  are  apt, 
however,  to  be  too  generous  with  our  money  :  the 
effect  of  the  liberality  proving  it  to  be  ill-advised. 
Often  it  will  happen  to  you — especially  during  your 
first  month's  sporting — that  some  black  scoundrel 
rushes  up  in  a  frantic  hurry  to  report  game  trove, 
in  the  hope  that  you  will,  upon  the  spur  of  the 
moment,  present  him  with  a  rupee.  And  suppose 
you  do  so,  what  is  the  result  ?  It  is  sad  weather  ; 
the  clouds  rain  cats  and  dogs — to  use  an  old  phrase 
— the  wind  is  raw  as  a  south-easter  off  the  Cape ; 
the  ground  one  mass  of  slippery  mud.  Do  you 
look  out  of  the  window,  roll  your  head,  dismiss  the 
"  nigger,"  return  to  your  fire,  the  "  Demented,"  and 
your  cigar.  N'o  !  emphatically  no  ! !  You  rush 
into  your  room,  pull  on  shoes  and  gaiters,  don 
your  hunting-garb  with  astonishing  rapidity,  catch 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  323 

up  your  guns,  roar  for  the  favourite  servant  that 
carries  them,  and  start  in  the  middle  of  the  howling 
storm.  Your  eagerness  to  ''  get  a  slap  at  a  bison  " 
incites  jou  to  cruelty  :  you  think  nothing  of  dash- 
ing into  the  first  village,  and  compelling  a  troop  of 
half-naked  wretches  to  accompany  you.  Now  mark 
the  consequence  of  giving  away  that  rupee  in  a 
hurry.  The  head  beater  leads  you  up  and  down 
the  steepest,  the  most  rugged,  stony,  and  slippery 
hills  he  can  hit  upon,  with  the  benevolent  view  of 
preventing  your  making  a  fool  of  yourself  to  any 
greater  extent.  But  when  your  stout  English  legs 
have  completely  "  taken  the  shine "  out  of  those 
baboon-like  shanks  which  support  his  body,  then  he 
conducts  you  to  some  Shola,*  places  you  and  your 
servant  upon  the  top  of  an  elevated  rock  command- 
ing a  thorough  enjoyment  of  the  weather,  and  an 
extensive  view  of  the  ravine  through  which  the 
beast  is  to  break  cover,  and  retires  with  his  com- 
rades to  the  snug  cavern,  which  he  held  all  along 
in  mental  view.  There  he  sits  before  a  cosy  bit  of 
fire,  occasionally  indulging  you  with  a  view-halloo, 
proving  how  actively  the  gang  is  engaged  in  dis- 

*  A  shola  is  a  thick  mass  of  low  wood,  which  may  be 
measured  by  yards  or  miles,  clothing  the  sides,  the  bottoms, 
and  the  ravines  of  the  hills  and  mountains. 


324  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

covering  the  game.  Half  an  hour  has  passed  ;  you 
are  wet  through,  "jusqu'aux  os,''  and  the  chill 
blasts  feel  as  if  they  were  cutting  their  way  into 
your  vitals  :  still  your  ardour  endures.  Another 
twenty  minutes — your  fingers  refuse  to  uphold  the 
cocked  rifle. 

"  We  really  must  go  if  they  can't  find  this  beast 
in  another  quarter  of  an  hour,  Baloo  ! " 

"Han,  Sahib! — yes,  sir," — quavers  forth  your 
unhappy  domestic,  in  a  frozen  treble  — "  if  the 
Sahib  were  to — to  go,  just  now — would  it  not  be 
good  1  It  is  very  cold —  and^ — perhaps — they  have 
been  telling  the  Saliib  lies." 

Baloo  is  right.  The  head  beater  appears,  fol- 
lowed by  his  attendant  train.  He  swears  that  it 
is  a  case  of  "  stole  away." 

You  feel  that  there  is  something  wrong  about 
that  bison,  by  the  way  in  which  the  man's  eye 
avoided  you.  But  probably  a  sense  of  justice 
prevents  your  having  recourse  to  the  baculine  dis- 
cipline which,  on  any  other  occasion,  we  should 
have  advised  you  to  administer  with  no  niggardly 
hand. 

Sounders  of  hog  are  commonly  found  at  certain 
seasons  about  Coonoor  especially.  They  are  often 
shot,  and  more  often  missed,  as  their  gaunt  forms 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  325 

boring  through  the  high  grass  afford  a  very  uncer- 
tain mark.  If  Diana  favour  you,  you  may  have 
the  luck  to  come  upon  that  beautiful  variety  of 
the  leopard  tribe,  the  black  cheeta,  and  wreak  upo^i 
him  the  revenge  which  his  brethren's  ravages 
amongst  your  "bobbery -pack""'  has  roused  in  your 
bosom.  If  you  are  proud  of  your  poultry  yard  you 
will  never  allow  a  jungle  cat  to  pass  without  rolling 
her  over  :  the  large  fierce  beasts  are  so  uncom- 
monly fond  of  ducks  and  fowls.  The  jackals  j  on 
the  hills  are  even  more  daring  and  impudent  than 
they  are  in  the  plains.  Hares  are  so  numerous 
and  voracious  that  they  will  destroy  any  garden, 
flower  or  kitchen,  unless  it  is  defended  by  a  dwarf- 
fencing  of  split  bamboos.  Your  careful  Malee| 
takes,  moreover,  the  precaution  of  surrounding  your 
cabbages  with  a  deep  ditch  in  order  to  keep  out 
the  huge  porcupines  that  abound  here.  ]^n  pas- 
sant we  advise  every  one  who   has  not  tasted   a 

*  I.e.  ten  or  twenty  dogs  and  curs,  young  and  old,  of  high 
and  low  degree,  terriers,  pointers,  spaniels,  setters,  pariahs,  and 
mongrels,  headed  by  a  staunch  old  hound  or  two. 

t  There  is  a  large  kind  of  solitary  jackal  whose  cry  is  never 
answered  by  the  other  animals  of  the  same  species  :  the  sound 
somewhat  resembles  the  hyaena's  laugh,  and  has  been  mistaken 
for  it  by  many. 

t  Gardener. 


326  GOA  AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

roti  of  one  of  those  animals  to  do  so  sine  mord, 
not,  however,  forgetting  to  roll  up  the  flesh  in  a 
layer  of  mutton  fat,  and  thus  to  remedy  its  only 
defect  —  dryness.  Martins,  polecats,  mongooses, 
and  the  little  grey  gilahri ''''  of  Hindostan,  flourish 
on  the  hills ;  there  is  also  a  large  dark  brown 
squirrel,  with  a  huge  bushy  tail,  but  the  flying 
species,  so  common  on  the  western  coast,  is  not  an 
inhabitant  of  the  Neilgherries.  The  woods  are 
tenanted  by  several  kinds  of  monkeys,  black  and 
red,  large  and  small :  the  otter  is  occasionally 
met  with  in  the  fords  of  the  Pykary  river. 

There  are  two  varieties  of  the  wild  dog,  one 
a  large  nondescript,  with  a  canine  head,  the  body 
of  a  wolf,  and  a  brush  instead  of  a  tail  :  the  other 
is  a  smaller  beast  of  similar  appearance.  They 
generally  hunt  in  large  packs,  and  the  skill  with 
which  they  follow  up  the  game  is  admirable.  "When 
pressed  by  hunger  they  are  very  ferocious.  It  is 
at  no  time  a  pleasant  sight  to  see  fifty  or  a  hundred 
of  their  ill-omened  faces  glaring  at  you  and  your 
horse  as  you  ride  by  them  :  especially  after  you 
have  heard  certain  well-authenticated  anecdotes  of 
their  cannibal  propensities.  When  such  rencontre 
does  occur,  the  best  way  is  to  put  a  bold  face  upon 

*  A  species  of  squirrel. 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  327 

the  matter,  ride  up  to  them,  and  use  your  heavy 
horsewhip  as  well  as  you  can  :  if  you  endeavour 
to  get  away  they  will  generally  feel  inclined  to 
follow  you,  and  as  for  escaping  from  them  on  horse- 
back, it  is  morally  impossible. 

Another  animal — though  not  a  wild  one  —  of 
which  we  bid  you  beware,  is  the  Neilgherry  buf- 
falo, especially  the  fine  fawn-coloured  beasts,  be- 
longing to  the  Todas.  Occasionally,  as  you  are 
passing  along  the  base  of  some  remote  hill,  you  will 
be  unpleasantly  surprised  by  a  sudden  and  im- 
petuous charge  of  a  whole  herd.  Unless  you  have 
a  gun  with  you,  you  must  ride  for  it.  And  hoiu 
you  must  ride  will  probably  surprise  you.  We 
well  recollect  a  kind  of  adventure  which  once 
occurred  to  ourselves,  when  quietly  excursionizing 
in  the  vicinity  of  Ooty.  Excited  by  the  appear- 
ance of  our  nag's  red  saddle-cloth,  some  twenty 
huge  beasts  resolved  to  dispute  with  us  the  right 
of  passage  through  one  of  the  long  smooth  lawns, 
which  run  down  the  centre  of  the  woodlands.  At 
first  they  looked  up  curiously,  then  fiercely.  Pre- 
sently they  advanced,  snorting  rabidly,  in  a  rude 
line,  a  huge  black  bull  the  leader  of  the  movement. 
The  walk  soon  broke  into  a  trot,  the  trot  became 
a  gallop,  the  intention  of  the  gallop,  was  clearly 


328  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

a  charge,  and  the  consequences  of  a  charge  might 
have  been  serious.  We  found  little  difficulty  in 
escaping  the  general  rush  of  our  assailants,  by 
means  of  a  sharp  touch  with  the  spur  :  one  by 
one  they  tailed  off,  stood  looking  at  our  decreas- 
ing form  in  angry  disgust,  and  returned  to  their 
normal  occupation.  But  Taurus,  the  ringleader, 
seemed  determined  upon  mischief.  He  pursued  us 
with  the  dogged  determination  of  a  lyme  hound  : 
he  had  speed  as  well  as  bottom.  Whenever  we 
attempted  to  breathe  the  pony,  the  rapidity  with 
which  our  friend  gained  ground  upon  us,  was  a 
warning  not  to  try  that  trick  too  long.  Close  upon 
our  quarters  followed  the  big  beast  with  his  curved 
horns  duly  prepared  :  his  eyes  flashing  fire,  and  his 
grunting  snorts  indicative  of  extreme  rage.  We 
could  scarcely  help  laughing  at  the  agility  with 
which  the  monstrous  body,  on  its  four  little  legs, 
bowled  away  over  the  level  turf,  or  at  the  same 
time  wishing  that  our  holsters  contained  the  means 
of  chastising  his  impudence. 

How  long  the  recreation  might  have  lasted,  or 
how  it  might  have  ended  had  not  a  long  mud  wall 
got  between  Taurus  and  ourselves,  we  cannot  say. 
He  followed  us  for  at  least  a  mile,  and  seemed  by 
no  means  tired  of  the  occupation.     We  were  be- 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  329 

ginning  to  anticipate  the  pleasure  of  entering  Oota- 
camund  at  the  top  of  our  nag's  speed,  with  a  huge 
buiFalo  at  his  heels,  and  though  we  might  have 
enjoyed  seeing  a  friend  in  such  novel  predica- 
ment, the  thing  lost  all  its  charms,  when  we  our- 
selves expected  to  afford  such  spectacle  to  our 
friends. 

We  should  strongly  advise  all  public  spirited 
individuals  immediately  after  suffering  from  such 
a  nuisance  to  find  out  the  herdsman,  and  persuade 
him  by  a  judicious  application  of  the  cravache,  to 
teach  his  cattle  better  manners.  He  will  be  much 
more  careful  the  next  time  he  sees  a  stranger 
ride  by. 

Among  the  feathered  tribes,  the  woodcock,  pro- 
bably on  account  of  its  comparative  rarity,  is  the 
favourite  sport.  Three  or  four  brace  are  considered 
an  excellent  bag,  even  with  the  assistance  of  good 
dogs,  and  a  thorough  knowledge  of  their  covers. 
Cock  shooting  lasts  from  November  to  j\Iarch. 
Partridges  are  rare,  not  being  natives  of  the  hills. 
Snipe,  and  solitary  snipe,  abound  in  the  swamps. 
Quails  of  both  species,  red  and  grey, — the  former 
especially  —  are  found  in  the  warmer  localities, 
and  when  properly  tamed  and  trained,  they  are 
as  game  birds  as  those  of  the  low  country.     Our 


830  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

list   concludes  with    peacocks,   jungle  *    and    spur 
fowl. 

After  perusing  our  brief  sketch  of  Neilgherry 
sport,  you  will  easily  understand  that  to  some 
ardent  minds  it  offers  irresistible  attractions.  Of- 
ficers have  been  known  to  quit  the  service,  or  to 
invalid  solely  with  the  view  of  devoting  them- 
selves wholly  to  the  pleasures  of  the  chase.  They 
separate  themselves  from  their  kind,  inhabit  the 
jungles  for  weeks  together,  and  never  enter  a  sta- 
tion except  for  the  purpose  of  laying  in  a  fresh 
store  of  powder  and  shot,  calomel  and  quinine. 
Attended  by  a  servant  or  two,  they  wander  about, 
rifle  in  hand,  shooting  their  meals — some  curried 
bird^ — sleeping  away  the  rabid  hours  of  noontide 
heat  under  some  thick  brake,  and  starting  with 
renewed  vigour  as  soon  as  the  slanting  rays  of 
the  sun  diffuse  a  little  activity  throughout  the 
animal  creation.  Sometimes  breakfast  is  rudely 
interrupted  by  an  angry  old  tusker,  who,  in  spite 
of  his  race's   proverbial  purblindness,  detects   the 

*  We  have  heard  much  about  the  difficulty  of  taming  these 
birds.  Some  go  so  far  as  to  assert  that  they  pine  away  and 
die  when  deprived  of  their  Hberty.  The  Affghans  seem  to  find 
nothing  hard  in  the  operation,  as  they  use  the  birds  for  fight- 
ing. They  show  excellent  pluck,  and  never  fail  to  fight  till 
death,  although  steel  and  silver  are  things  unknown. 


LIFE   OUTSIDE   OOTY.  331 

presence  of  an  enemy,  and  rushes  on  trumpeting 
to  do  a  deed  of  violence.  A  "  striped  skin  "  will 
occasionally  invite  himself  to  partake  of  the  dinner, 
and  when  not  treated  with  all  possible  ceremony 
walks  off  with  a  raw  joint  in  the  shape  of  some 
unhappy  black.  There  is  little  to  be  gained  by 
such  a  life.  Government  gives,  it  is  true,  a  reward 
of  y/."""  for  every  slaughtered  elephant,  and  tiger- 
skins,  as  well  as  ivory,  find  a  ready  sale :  but  no 
one  can  become  a  Croesus  by  the  favour  of  Diana. 
N^ot  much,  however,  do  our  adventurous  sportsmen 
think  of  lucre  :  they  go  on  shooting  through  ex- 
istence, only  pausing  at  times  when  the  bites  of 
the  tree-leeches,f  scorpions,  centipedes,  and  mus- 
quitoes,  or  a  low  fever,  which  they  have  vainly 
endeavoured  to  master  by  means  of  quinine  ad- 
ministered in  doses  sufficient  to  turn  an  average 
head,  imperiously  compel  them  to  lay  up,  till  as- 
sailed by  a  Foe  against  whom  the  dose  and  the  rifle 

*  Seven  pounds  for  a  full  grown,  51.  for  a  young  animal. 
When  the  reward  is  claimed  the  tusks  must  be  given  up. 
Tuskers,  however,  are  not  often  met  with  in  these  days. 

t  Every  swamp  on  and  about  the  hills  is  full  of  small 
leeches, — the  lake  also  abounds  in  them, — which  assail  your 
legs,  and  swarming  up  the  trees,  drop  down  your  shirt  collar 
to  your  extreme  annoyance.  They  are  quite  useless  for  medi- 
cal purposes,  as  the  bite  is  highly  inflammatory. 


332  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUiNTAlNS. 

are  equally  unefficacious.  J\lany  are  almost  blinded 
by  the  terrible  glare  and  damp  heat  of  the  jungles  : 
the  fetid  swamps  breed  brain  fevers  as  well  as 
snipe,  bisons  have  horns,  and  cheetahs  claws  :  so 
that  such  career,  though  bright  enough  in  its  own 
way,  is  generally  speaking  at  least  as  brief  as 
it  is  brilliant. 


Before  the  monsoon  sets  in,  we  will  "  get  through," 
as  our  Irish  cousin  expressed  himself  at  the  Va- 
tican, "  the  sight-seeing"  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
Ooty. 

Maleemund,  or,  as  others  write  it,  Meyni,  a  fa- 
vourite spot  for  pic-nics,  is  a  Toda  village  lying 
about  three  miles  north  of  the  grand  station : 
it  affords  you  a  pleasant  ride  through  pretty  wood- 
lands, and  a  very  inferior  view.  Beyond  it  is  Bil- 
licul,  a  little  Berger  settlement  surrounded  by  cul- 
tivation :  here  a  resident  on  the  hills  has  built  a 
bungalow,  and  the  locality  is  often  visited  for  the 
pleasure  of  contemplating  the  reeking  flats  of 
Mysore.  Striking  across  country  into  the  See- 
goor  Pass,  you  may,  if  you  have  any  curiosity,  in- 
spect the  Kulhutty  Falls,  certain  cataracts  upon  a 
very  diminutive  scale  indeed.  You  must  see  the 
Pykarry  river,  a  deep  and  irregular  stream  flowing 


LIFE  OUTSIDE   OOTY.  333 

down  a  winding  bed  full  of  rocks,  rapids,  and 
sand-banks  :  it  supplies  your  curries  with  a  shrunken 
specimen  of  the  finny  tribe — alas  !  how  different 
from  certain  fishes  which  you  may  connect  in 
memory  with  certain  mountain  streams  in  the  old 
country.  The  surrounding  hills  are  celebrated  for 
containing  abundance  of  game.  An  indefatigable 
excursionist  would  ride  seven  miles  further  on  the 
Goodalore  road  for  the  sake  of  the  coups-cTceil, 
and  to  be  able  to  say  that  he  has  seen  N"eddi- 
wuttun.  All  the  pleasure  he  derives  from  this 
extra  stage  along  a  vile  path,  is  a  sense  of  intense 
satisfaction  that  he  is  not  compelled  to  pass  a 
night  in  the  damp,  dreary,  moss-clad  bungalow, 
where  unhappy  travellers  must  at  times  perforce 
abide.  Three  miles  from  Ooty,  in  the  direction 
of  the  Koondah  hills,  you  pass  Fair  Lawn,  the 
bit  of  turf  which  Terpsichore  loves.  Finally,  after 
a  long  and  dreary  stretch  over  a  tiresome  series 
of  little  eminences,  after  fording  the  Porthy  river, 
and  crossing  its  sister  stream,  the  Avalanche,  by 
an  unsafe  bridge,  you  arrive  at  the  Wooden  House,* 
whence  sportsmen  issue  to  disturb  the  innocent 
enjoyments  of  elk  and  ibex,  bison  and  elephant. 

*  The  Maroo  Bungla,  or  log-house,  as  the  natives  call  the 
Avalanche  bungalow. 


334  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 


CHAPTER  XVIIL 

THE    INHABITANTS    OF    THE    NEILGHEKRIES. 

There  are  five  difierent  races  now  settled  upon 
the  Blue  Mountains  : — 

1 .  Bergers,  the  mass  of  the  population  ;  supposed 

to  be  about  ten  thousand. 

„    ,    .  The  wild  men  dwelling  on 

„    ^  J         [the  woody  sides  of  the  hills  ; 

3.  Uooroomoars,  [  -' 

)  about  two  thousand. 

]     The  old  inhabitants  and  own- 

'  rers  of  the  land ;  about  three 

5.   Todas,  1,1  T 

thousand. 

!    The  Bergers,  Yaddacars,'""  or,   as  the  Todas  call 

them,  the   Marves,    are    an    uninteresting  race   of 

Shudra  Hindoos,  that  immigrated  from  the  plains 

in  the  days  of  Hyder  or  Tippoo.     They  attempt  to 

*  The  first  name  is  a  corruption  of  the  second,  which  is 
derived  from  Vadacu,  "  the  north,"  these  people  having  mi- 
grated from  that  direction. 


INHABITANTS   OF  THE  NEILGHERRIES.      335 

invest  their  expatriation  with  the  dignity  of  anti- 
quity by  asserting  that  upwards  of  four  centuries 
ago  they  fled  to  the  hills  from  the  persecutions  of 
Moslem  tyrants,  i  This  caste  affects  the  Lingait  or 
Shaivya ""  form  of  Hinduism,  contains  a  variety  of 
sub-families,  speaks  a  debased  dialect  of  modern 
Canarese,  and  still  retains,  in  the  fine  climate  of 
the  Neilgherries,  the  dark  skin,  the  degraded  ex- 
pression of  countenance,  and  the  puny  figure,  that 
characterise  the  low  caste  native  of  Southern  India. 
They  consider  the  wild  men  of  the  hills  as  magi, 
cians,  and  have  subjected  themselves  to  the  Todas, 
in  a  social  as  well  as  a  religious  point  of  view,  by 
paying  a  tax  for  permission  to  occupy  their  lands. 
They  have  been  initiated  in  some  of  the  myste- 
rious practices  of  the  mountaineers,  and  have  suc- 
ceeded in  infecting  the  minds  of  their  instructors 
with  all  the  rigid  exclusiveness  and  silly  secrecy 
of  their  own  faith.  It  redounds,  however,  to 
their  credit  that  they  have  not  imitated  the  de- 
bauched and  immoral  habits  which  their  lords  have 
learned  by  intercourse  with  strangers.  There  is 
nothing  remarkable  in  their  dress,  their  manners, 
or   their  habitations ;  they   employ  themselves   in 

*  The  worship  of  the  terrible  and  destructive  incarnation  of 
the  Deity. 


33G  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

■  cultivating  the  soil  and  acting  as  porters,  beater  s 
labourers,  and  gardeners. 

'  The  Erulars  '"  and  Cooroombars  f  are  utter  sa- 
vages, very  much  resembling  the  Rankaris  of  Maha- 
ratta  Land  and  the  Bheels  of  Candeish.  Their  lan- 
guage, a  kind  of  Malajalim,  proves  that  thej  were 
originally  inhabitants  of  the  plains,  but  nothing 
more  is  known  about  them.  They  dwell  in  caves, 
clefts  in  the  rocks,  and  miserable  huts,  built  upon 
the  slopes  of  the  mountains,  and  they  support 
themselves  by  cultivation  and  selling  wax  and 
honey.  In  appearance  they  are  diminutive,  dark 
men,  distinguishable  from  the  highest  order  of  Quad- 
rumana  by  the  absence  of  pile  upon  their  bodies, 
and  a  knack  of  walking  on  their  hind  legs.  |  Their 
dress  is  limited  to  about  a  palm's  breadth  of  coarse 
cotton  cloth,  and  their  only  weapon  a  little  knife, 
which  hangs  from  a  bit  of  string  to  the  side. 
They  are  rarely  seen.  When  riding  about  the  wild 
parts  of  the  hills  you  occasionally  meet  one  of  these 

*  Signifying  the  "  unenlightened  or  barbarous,"  from  the 
Tamul  word  Erul,  darkness. 

+  "  Cooroombar,"  or  "  Curumbar,"  literally  means  "  wilful, 
or  self-willed."  Sometimes  the  word  mulu,  a  "  thorn,"  is  pre- 
fixed to  Ihe  genuine  name  by  way  of  epithet,  alluding  to  the 
nature  of  the  race. 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      837 

savages,  who  starts  and  stands  for  a  moment,  staring 
at  you  through  his  bush  of  matted  hair,  in  wonder, 
or  rather  awe,  and  then  plunges  headlong  into  the 
nearest  thicket.  Man  is  the  only  enemy  the  poor 
wretches  have  reason  to  fear.  By  the  Todas,  as 
well  as  the  Bergers,  they  are  looked  upon  as  vicious 
magicians,  who  have  power  of  life  and  death  over 
men  and  beasts,  of  causing  disease,  and  conjuring 
tigers  from  the  woods  to  assist  them  ;  they  are 
propitiated  by  being  cruelly  beaten  and  murdered, 
whenever  a  suitable  opportunity  presents  itself. 
The  way  in  which  this  people  will  glide  through 
the  wildest  woods,  haunted  by  all  manner  of  fero- 
cious foes,  proves  how  fine  and  acute  the  human 
senses  are  capable  of  becoming  when  sharpened 
by  necessity  and  habit. 

In  investigating  the  origin  of  the  Kothurs,  Coha- 
tars,'""  or  Cuvs,  the  usual  obstacles, — a  comparatively 
unknown  language,  and  the  want  of  a  written  cha- 
racter,—  oppose  the  eflforts  of  inquirers.  The  pal- 
pable afl&nity,  however,  between  the  Toda  and  Kothur 

*  So  Captain  Harkness  writes  the  word,  remarking,  that 
"  as  this  tribe  kill  and  eat  a  great  deal  of  beef,  it  was  no  doubt 
intended  by  their  Hindu  neighbours  that  they  should  be  called 
'  Gohatars,'  from  go,  a  cow,  and  hata,  slaying."  "  Cuv,"  in 
the  Toda  dialect,  means  a  "  mechanic." 

Q 


338  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

dialects,  proves  that  both  the  races  were  originally 
connected,  and  the  great  change*  that  has  taken 
place  in  the  languages,  shows  that  this  connection 
was  bj  no  means  recently  dissolved.  Why  or  how 
the  separation  took  place,  even  tradition  f  does  not 
inform  us  ;  but  the  degraded  customs,  as  well  as  the 
appearance,  dress,  and  ornaments  of  the  Kothurs 
point  most  probably  to  a  loss  of  caste,  in  conse- 
quence of  some  unlawful  and  polluting  action. 

The  Kothurs  show  great  outward  respect  to  the 
Todas,  and  the  latter  return  the  compliment  more 
substantially  by  allowing  their  dependants  a  part 
of  the  tax  which  they  receive  from  the  BergersJ 
They  are  an  industrious  and  hard-working  race  ; 
at  once  cultivators  and  musicians,  carpenters  and 
potters,  bricklayers,  and  artizans  in  metal  as  well 
as  in  wood.  Their  villages  composed  of  little  huts, 
built  with  rough  wattling,  are  almost  as  uncleanly 
as  their  persons.  Every  considerable  settlement 
contains  two  places  of  worship,  for  the  men  do  not 

*  Many  of  the  words  have  been  corrupted,  and  the  pronun- 
ciation has  become  nasal,  not  guttural,  like  that  of  the  Todas. 
The  Kothurs  can,  however,  express  themselves  imperfectly  in 
Canarese. 

t  All  that  we  can  gather  from  their  songs  and  tales  is,  that 
anciently  they  were  the  zemindars,  or  landed  proprietors  of  the 
hills. 


INHABITANTS   OF  THE   NEILGHERRIES.      339 

pray  with  the  women  ;  in  some  hamlets  they  have 
set  up  curiously  carved  stones,  which  they  consider 
sacred,  and  attribute  to  them  the  power  of  curing 
diseases,  if  the  member  affected  be  only  rubbed 
against  the  talisman.  They  will  devour  any  car- 
rion, even  when  in  a  semi-putrid  state  :  the  men 
are  fond  of  opium,  and  intoxicating  drinks  ;  they 
do  not,  however,  imitate  the  Todas  in  their  illicit 
way  of  gaining  money  wherewith  to  purchase  their 
favourite  luxuries. 

'  As  the  Toda*  race  is,  in  every  way,  the  most 
remarkable  of  the  Neilgherry  inhabitants,  so  it  has 
been  its  fate  to  be  the  most  remarked.  Abundant 
observation  has  been  showered  down  upon  it ; 
from  observation  sprang  theories,  theories  grew  into 
systems.  The  earliest  observer  remarking  the  Ro- 
man noses,  fine  eyes,  and  stalwart  frames  of  the 
savages,  drew  their  origin  from  Italy, — not  a  bad 
beginning !  Another  gentleman  argued  from  their 
high  Arab  features,  that  they  are  probably  im- 
migrants from  the  Shat  el  Arab,f  but  it  is  apparent 
that  he  used  the  subject  only  to  inform  the  world  of 

*  Todavvars,  Tudas,  or  Toders.  Captain  Harkness  derives 
the  word  from  the  Tamul,  Torawar,  a  herdsman,  and  this  is 
probably  the  true  name  of  the  race. 

t  The  north-west  parts  of  the  Persian  Gulf. 

Q  2 


340  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

the  length  and  breadth  of  his  wanderings.  !  Captain 
liarkness  discovered  that  they  were  aborigines. 
y  Captain  Congreve  determined  to  prove  that  the 
Todas  are  the  remnants  of  the  Celto-Scjthian  race, 
which  selon  lui,  inhabited  the  plains,  and  were 
driven  up  to  the  hills  before  the  invading  Hindoo; 
lie  even  spelt  the  word  "  Thautawars,"  to  sound 
more  Scjthic.  He  has  treated  the  subject  with 
remarkable  acuteness,  and  displayed  much  curious 
antiquarian  lore ;  by  systematically  magnifying 
every  mote  of  resemblance,*  and,  by  pertinaciously 

■•■  E.  g.  The  peaks  of  the  Todas  are  venerated  by  the 
Todas,  as  they  were  by  the  Celto-Scythians.  The  single 
stone  in  the  sacred  lactarium  of  the  former,  was  the  most 
conspicuous  instrument  of  superstition  in  the  Druidical  or 
Scythic  religion.  Captain  Congreve  asserts  that  the  Toda 
faith  is  Scythicism,  because  they  sacrifice  female  children, 
bulls,  calves,  and  buffaloes,  as  the  Scythians  did  horses ; 
that  they  adore  the  sun  (what  old  barbarians  did  not  ?), 
revere  fire,  respect  certain  trees  and  bunches  of  leaves,  worship 
the  Deity  in  groves  of  the  profoundest  gloom,  and  have 
some  knowledge  of  a  future  state.  He  proves  that  the  hills 
are  covered  with  vestiges  of  Scythicism,  as  cairns,  barrows, 
and  monolithic  altars,  and  believes  them  to  have  belonged  to 
the  early  Todas,  inasmuch  as  "  the  religion  of  the  Todas  is 
Scythicism,  and  these  are  monuments  of  Scythicism."  He 
concludes  the  exposition  of  his  theory  with  the  following  re- 
capitulation of  his  reasons  for  considering  the  Todas  of  Scy- 
thian descent:  —  1.  Identity  of  religion  (not  proved).  2. 
Physiological  position  of  the  Todas  in  the  great  family  race 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      341 

neglecting  or  despising  each  beam  of  dissimilitude,* 
together  with  a  little  of  the  freedom  in  assertion 
allowed  to  system-spinners,  he  has  succeeded  in 
erecting  a  noble  edifice,  which  lacks  nothing  but 
a  foundation.  The  metaphysical  German  traced 
in  the  irreverent  traditions f  of  the  barbarians  con- 

(we  are  not  told  how  it  resembles  that  of  the  Scythians).  3. 
The  pastoral  mode  of  life  among  the  Todas.  4.  The  food  of 
the  Todas,  which  consisted  originally  of  milk  and  butter  (we 
"doubt  the  fact"),  5.  Their  architecture,  religious,  military, 
and  domestic,  the  yards  of  the  Toda  houses,  their  temples,  their 
sacred  enclosures,  their  kraals  for  cattle,  are  circular,  as  were 
those  of  the  Celts,  and,  indeed,  of  most  ancient  people  whose 
divinity  was  Sun,  Light,  Fire,  Apollo,  Mithra,  &c.  6.  Their 
marriage  customs  and  funeral  rites  are  nearly  identical  (an 
assertion).  7.  Their  ornaments  and  dress  closely  approximate 
(ditto).  8.  Their  customs  are  generally  similar  (ditto).  9. 
The  authority  of  Sir  W.  Jones  that  the  ancient  Scythians  did 
people  a  mountainous  district  of  India  {quasi  irrelevant).  10. 
History  mentions  that  India  has  been  invaded  by  Scythian 
hordes  from  the  remotest  times  (ditto).  11.  Their  utter  sepa- 
ration in  every  respect  from  the  races  around  them. 

*  Such  as  want  of  weapons,  difference  of  colour,  dissimilarity 
of  language.  With  respect  to  the  latter  point  Captain  Con- 
greve  remarks,  that  "  a  comparison  with  the  Gothic,  Celtic, 
and  other  ancient  dialects  of  Europe  is  a  great  desideratum  ; 
but  should  no  affinity  be  found  to  prevail,  I  should  not  con- 
sider the  absence  detrimental  to  my  views,  for  this  reason, 
that  the  people  of  Celto-Scythic  origin  having  various  languages, 
have  been  widely  dispersed."     After  this,  Qicid  facias  illi  ? 

+  In  many  parts  of  the  Neilgherries  there  is  a  large  species 


342  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

cerning  the  Deity,  a  metaphorical  allusion  to  the 
creature's  rebellion  against  his  Creator;  the  en- 
thusiastic Freemason  warped  their  savage  mystifi- 
cations into  a  semblance  of  his  pet  mysteries.  And 
the  grammar-composing  Anglo-Indian  discovered 
unknown  niceties  in  their  language,  by  desiring 
any  two  Todas  to  do  a  particular  thing,  then  by 
asking  them  how  they  expressed  such  action,  and, 
lastly,  by  recording  the  random  answer  as  a  dual 
form  of  the  verb. 

When  every  one  theorises  so  will  we.  The  Todas 
are  merely  a  remnant  of  the  old  Tamulian  tribes 
originally  inhabiting  the  plains,  and  subsequently 
driven  up  to  the  mountains  by  some  event,*  re- 

of  solitary  bee  which  the  Todas  declared  incurred  the  dis- 
pleasure of  the  Great  Spirit  by  stinging  him,  and  was  therefore 
condemned  to  eternal  separation  from  its  kind.  But  as  huge 
combs  and  excellent  honey  abound  on  these  hills,  their  savage 
inhabitants  of  course  superstitionize  upon  the  subject  of  the 
bee.  The  Creator,  they  say,  desirous  of  knowing  how  honey 
is  made,  caught  the  animal,  and  she  proving  obstinate  and 
refractory,  confined  her  by  means  of  a  string  tied  round  the 
middle ;  hence  her  peculiar  shape !  Is  not  this  clearly  a 
psychological  allusion  to  the  powerful  volition  for  which  the 
fair  sex  is  proverbially  famous  ? 

*  Not,  however,  by  the  victory  of  Brahmanism  over  Bud- 
dhism, as  some  have  supposed.  The  leading  tenet  of  Buddha's 
faith  was  the  sin  of  shedding  blood,  whereas  the  Todas  practise 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      343 

specting   which  history   is  silent.     Our  opinion  is 
built  upon  the  rock  of  language.   '' 

It  has  been  proved*  that  the  Toda  tongue  is 
an  old  and  obsolete  dialect  of  the  Tamul,  containing 
many  vocables  directly  derived  from  Sanscrit,!  but 
corrupted  into 

Words  so  debased  and  hard,  no  stone 
Is  hard  enough  to  touch  them  on. 

Thus,  for  a  single  instance,  the  mellifluous  Arkas 
a-pakshi — the  winged  animal  of  the  firmament, — 
becomes  HaM'sh-paM'sh,  a  bird.  In  grammar  it 
is  essentially  Indian,  as  the  cases  of  the  noun  and 
pronoun,  and  the  tenses  of  the  verb  demonstrate  ; 

infanticide  and  eat  meat.  Moreover,  there  is  a  bond  of  union 
between  them  and  those  Anti-Buddhists  the  Lingaits,  Avho  ad- 
here to  the  religion  of  Shiva  pure  and  undefiled. 

This  Buddhistic  theory  rests  upon  the  slender  foundation 
that  the  Todas  call  Wednesday,  Buddhi-aum  (Buddh's  day). 
But  the  celebrated  Eastern  reformer's  name  has  extended  as 
far  as  the  good  old  island  in  the  West.  It  became  Fo-e  and 
Xa-ca  (Shakya)  in  China ;  But  in  Cochin-China,  Pout  in  Siam  ; 
Pott  or  Poti,  in  Thibet ;  perhaps  the  Wadd  of  Pagan  Arabia  ; 
Toth  in  Egypt ;  Woden  in  Scandinavia  ;  and  thus  reaching  our 
remote  shores,  left  its  traces  in  "  Wednesday."  So  say  the 
etymologists. 

*  By  the  Rev.  Mr.  Schmidt's  vocabulary  of  the  Toda  tongue. 

t  Captain  Harkness  is  egregiously  mistaken  when  he  as- 
serts that  the  dialect  of  his  aborigines  "  has  not  the  least 
affinity  in  roots,  construction,  or  sound,  with  the  Sanscrit." 


344  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

the  days  of  the  week,  and  the  numerals,  are  all  of 
native,  not  foreign  growth.  The  pronunciation  is 
essentially  un-Indian,*  true ;  but  with  grammar  and 
vocabulary  on  our  side,  we  can  afford  to  set  aside, 
even  if  we  could  not  explain  away,  the  objection. 
A  great  change  of  articulation  would  naturally 
result  from  a  long  residence  upon  elevated  tracts 
of  land ;  the  habit  of  conversing  in  the  open  air, 
and  of  calling  aloud  to  those  standing  at  a  distance, 
would  induce  the  speaker  to  make  his  sounds  as 
rough  and  rugged  as  possible.  This  we  believe 
to  be  the  cause  of  the  Bedouin-like  gutturalism, 
which  distinguishes  the  Toda  dialect.  We  may 
observe  that  the  Kothurs,  who  work  in  tents,  have 
exchanged  their  original  guttural  for  a  nasal  arti- 
culation ;     and  the  Bergers,  who  originally  spoke 

*  In  some  points.  Thus  we  find  the  Ain,  Ghain,  Fa  and 
Kha,  of  the  Arabs,  together  with  the  Zha  of  the  Persians.  But 
the  step  from  the  Indian  ^  to  the  Arabic  c,  from  "^  (g'h)  to 
9,  and  from  "fli  (p'h)  to  < — >,  is  easily  made ;  and  the  kha 
and  zha  belong  to  some  Indian  dialects  as  well  as  to  Arabic 
and  Persian. 

It  is  supposed  that  the  Toda  language  is  stiU  divided,  like 
the  Tamul,  into  two  distinct  dialects,  one  the  popular,  the 
other  the  sacred ;  the  former  admitting  foreign  words,  derived 
from  the  Canarese,  the  latter  a  pure  form  generally  used  by 
the  priesthood. 

Most  Todas  can  speak  a  few  words  of  corrupted  Canarese. 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      345 

pure  Canarese,  have  materially  altered  their  pro- 
nunciation during  the  last  century. 

The  main  objection  to  our  theory  is  the  utter 
dissimilarity  of  the  Toda,  in  all  respects,  physical 
as  well  as  moral,  to  the  races  that  now  inhabit  the 
plains.  This  argument  would  be  a  strong  one, 
could  the  objector  prove  that  such  difference  existed 
in  the  remote  times,  when  our  supposed  separation 
took  place.  It  is,  we  may  remind  him,  the  direct 
tendency  of  Hinduism  to  degenerate,  not  to  improve, 
in  consequence  of  early  nuptials,  the  number  of 
outcastes,  perpetual  intermarriage,  and  other  cus- 
toms peculiar  to  it.  The  superiority  of  the  Toda, 
in  form  and  features,  to  the  inhabitants  of  the  low- 
lands may  also  partially  be  owing  to  the  improve- 
ment in  bodily  strength,  stature,  and  general  ap- 
pearance that  would  be  effected  by  a  lengthened 
sojourn  in  the  pure  climate  of  the  Blue  Moun- 
tains. 

The  Todas,  as  we  have  said  before,  assert  a  right 
to  the  soil  of  the  Neilgherries,  and  exact  a  kind  of 
tax  *  from  the  Bergers.     Their  lordly  position  was 

*  A  share  of  the  land-produce  varying  from  one-third  to 
one-sixth  of  the  whole,  settled  by  the  eye,  and  generally  paid 
in  kind.  The  Toda  has  made  himself  necessary  to  the  Berger; 
he  must  sow  the  first  handful  of  grain,  and  reap  the  first  fruits 

Q  5 


346  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

most  probably  the  originator  of  their  polyandry  and 
infanticide  :*  disdaining  agriculture,  it  is  their  ob- 
ject to  limit  the  number  of  the  tribe.  According 
to  their  own  accounts,  they  were,  before  the  date  of 
the  Berger  immigration,  living  in  a  very  wild  state, 
wearing  the  leaves  of  trees,  and  devouring  the  flesh 
of  the  elk,  when  they  could  get  it,  and  the  wild 
fruits  of  the  hills  ;  this  they  exchanged  for  a  milk 
diet ;  they  are  now  acquiring  a  taste  for  rice,  sweet- 
meats, and  buffalo  meat. 

The  appearance  of  this  extraordinary  race  is  pecu- 
liarly striking  to  the  eye  accustomed  to  the  smooth 
delicate  limbs  of  India.  The  colour  is  a  light  choco- 
late, like  that  of  a  Beeloch  mountaineer.  The  features 
are  often  extraordinarily  regular  and  handsome  ;  the 
figure  is  muscular,  straight,  manly,  and  well-knit, 
without  any  of  that  fineness  of  hand  and  wrist,  foot 
and  ankle,  which  now  distinguishes  the  Hindoo  family, 
and  the  stature  is  remarkably  tall.     They  wear  the 

of  the  harvest,  otherwise  the  land  would  be  allowed  to  lie 
fallow,  and  the  crop  to  rot  upon  the  ground. 

*  The  polyandry  practised  of  yore  seems  at  present  on  the 
decline.  Infanticide,  though  said  to  have  been  abolished,  pro- 
bably holds  its  ground  in  the  remote  parts  of  the  hills.  Near 
the  stations  the  lives  of  female  children  are  spared  with  the 
view  of  making  money  by  their  immoraUty.  Old  women  are 
still  by  no  means  common. 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      347 

beard  long,  and  allow  their  bushy,  curly  locks  to 
lie  clustering  over  the  forehead — a  custom  which 
communicates  to  the  countenance  a  wild  and  fierce 
expression,  which  by  no  means  belongs  to  it.  The 
women  may  be  described  as  very  fine  large  animals ; 
we  never  saw  a  pretty  one  amongst  them.  Both 
sexes  anoint  the  hair  and  skiu  with  butter,  probably 
as  a  protection  against  the  external  air  ;  a  blanket 
wound  loosely  round  their  body  being  their  only 
garment.     Ablution  is  religiously  avoided. 

There  is  nothing  that  is  not  peculiar  in  the 
manners  and  customs*  of  the  Todas.  Ladies  are 
not  allowed  to  become  mothers  in  the  huts  :  they 
are  taken  to  the  nearest  wood,  and  a  few  bushes 
are  heaped  up  around  them,  as  a  protection  against 
rain  and  wind.  Female  children  are  either  drowned 
in  milk,  or  placed  at  the  entrance  of  the  cattle- 
pen  to  be  trampled  to  death  by  the  bufialoes.  The 
few  preserved  to  perpetuate  the  breed,  are  married 
to  all  the  brothers  of  a  family ;  besides  their  three 
or  four  husbands,  they  are  allowed  the  privilege  of 
a  cicisbeo.  The  religion  of  the  Toda  is  still  sub 
judice,  the  general  opinion  being  that  they  are 
imperfect  Monotheists,    who   respect,    but   do    not 

*  For  a  more  detailed  account  of  them,  we  refer  the  reader 
to  the  amusing  pages  of  Captain  Harkness, 


348     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

adore,  the  sun  and  fire  that  warm  them,  the  rocks 
and  hills  over  which  they  roam,  and  the  trees  and 
spots  Avhich  they  connect  with  their  various  super- 
stitions. When  a  Toda  dies,  a  number  of  buffaloes 
are  collected,  and  barbarously  beaten  to  death  with 
huge  pointed  clubs,  by  the  young  men  of  the  tribe. 
The  custom,  it  is  said,  arose  from  the  importunate 
demands  of  a  Toda  ghost ;  most  probably,  from 
the  usual  savage  idea  that  the  animal  which  is 
useful  in  this  world  will  be  equally  so  in  the  next. 

The  Toda  spends  life  in  grazing  his  cattle, 
snoring  in  his  cottage,  and  churning  butter.  The 
villages  belonging  to  this  people  consist  of,  gene- 
rally speaking,  three  huts,  made  with  rough  plank- 
ing and  thatch  ;  a  fourth,  surrounded  by  a  low  wall, 
stands  a  little  apart  from,  and  forms  a  right  angle 
with  the  others.  This  is  the  celebrated  Lactarium, 
or  dairy,  a  most  uninteresting  structure,  but  en- 
nobled and  dignified  by  the  variety  of  assertions 
that  have  been  made  about  it,  and  the  mystery 
with  which  the  savages  have  been  taught  to  invest 
it.  Some  suppose  it  to  be  a  species  of  temple,  where 
the  Deity  is  worshipped  in  the  shape  of  a  black 
stone,  and  a  black  stone,  we  all  know,  tells  a  very 
long  tale,  when  interpreted  by  even  a  second-rate 
antiquary.     Others   declare   that   it   is   a  masonic 


INHABITANTS   OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      349 

lodge,*  the  strong  ground  for  such  opinion  being, 
that  females  are  never  allowed  to  enter  it,  and  that 
sundry  mystic  symbols,  such  as  circles,  squares,  and 
others  of  the  same  kind,  are  roughly  cut  into  the 
side  wall  where  the  monolith  stands.  We  entered 
several  of  these  huts  when  in  a  half-ruinous  state, 
but  were  not  fortunate  or  imaginative  enough  to 
find  either  stone  or  symbols.  The  former  might 
have  been  removed,  the  latter  could  not ;  so  we 
must  believe  that  many  of  our  wonder-loving  com- 
patriots have  been  deceived  by  the  artistic  attempts 
made  by  some  tasteful  savage,  to  decorate  his  dairy 
in  an  unusual  style  of  splendour.  Near  each  vil- 
lage is  a  kraal,  or  cattle-pen,  a  low  line  of  rough 
stones,  as  often  oval  as  circular,  and  as  often  poly- 
gonal as  oval.  The  different  settlements  are  in- 
habited, deserted,  and  reinhabited,  according  as  the 
neighbouring  lands  afford  scant  or  plentiful  pas- 
turage.   


*  A  brother  mason  informs  us,  that  "  the  Todas  use  a  sign 
of  recognition  similar  to  ours,  and  they  have  discovered  that 
Europeans  have  an  institution  corresponding  with  their  own." 
Hence,  he  remarks,  "  a  Toda  initiated  will  bow  to  a  gentleman, 
never  to  a  lady." 

But  in  our  humble  opinion,  next  to  the  Antiquary  in  simpli- 
city of  mind,  capacity  of  belief,  and  capability  of  assertion, 
ranks  the  Freemason. 


350     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Ye  who  would  realise  the  vision  of  the  wise, 
respecting  savage  haj^piness  and  nomadic  innocence 
— a  sweet  hallucination,  which  hitherto  you  have 
considered  the  wildest  dream  that  ever  issued  from 
the  Ivory  Gate — go,  find  it  in  the  remote  corners 
of  Toda  land,  the  fertile,  the  salubrious.  See 
Hjlobius,  that  burly  barbarian — robust  in  frame, 
blessed  with  the  best  of  health,  and  gifted  with 
a  mind  that  knows  but  one  idea — how  to  be  happy 
— sunning  himself,  whilst  his  buffaloes  graze  upon 
the  hill  side,  or  wandering  listlessly  through  the 
mazy  forest,  or  enjoying  his  rude  meal  of  milk  and 
rice,  or  affording  himself  the  lazy  luxury  of  squat- 
ting away  the  rainy  hours  round  his  primitive 
hearth.  What  care  has  he  for  to-day  :  what  thought 
of  to-morrow  ?  He  has  food  in  abundance :  his 
and  his  brothers'  common  spouse  and  dubious 
children,  make  up,  strange  yet  true,  a  united  family  ; 
he  is  conscious  of  his  own  superiority,  he  claims 
and  enjoys  the  respect  of  all  around  him.  The 
use  of  arms  he  knows  not  :  his  convenient  super- 
stition tends  only  to  increase  his  comforts  here 
below,  and  finally,  when  Hylobius  departs  this 
transitory  life,  whatever  others  may  think  of  his 
prospects,  he  steps  fearlessly  into  the  spirit-world, 
persuaded  that  he  and  his  buffaloes  are  about  to 


INHABITANTS    OF   THE   NEILGHERRIES.      351 

find  a  better  climate,  brighter  scenes,  and  broader 
grass  lands  —  in  a  word,  to  enjoy  the  fullest  felicity. 
Contrast  with  this  same  Toda  in  his  rude  log  hut 
amidst  the  giant  trees,  the  European  pater -familias, 
in  his  luxurious,  artificial,  unhappy  civilized  home! 

But  has  not  your  picture  of  savage  felicity  its 
reverse '? 

Yes,  especially  when  uncivilized  comes  into  con- 
tact with  semi-civilized  or  civilized  life.  Our  poor 
barbarians  led  the  life  of  hunted  beasts,  when 
Tippoo  Sultan,  incensed  with  them  for  being  magi- 
cians and  anxious  to  secure  their  brass  bracelets, 
which  he  supposed  were  gold,  sent  his  myrmidons 
into  their  peaceful  hills.  They  are  now  in  even  a 
worse  state.'"  The  "  noble  unsophisticated  Todas," 
as  they  were  once  called,  have  been  morally  ruined 
by  collision  with  Europeans  and  their  dissolute 
attendants.  They  have  lost  their  honesty  :  truth 
is  become  almost  unknown  to  them ;  chastity,  so- 
briety, and  temperance,  fell  flat  before  the  strong 
temptations  of  rupees,  foreign  luxuries,  and  ardent 
spirits.  Covetousness  is  now  the  mountaineer's 
ruling  passion  :  the  Toda  is  an  inveterate,  indefa- 
tigable beggar,  whose  cry,  Eenam  Kuroo,  "  give  me  a 

*  What  follows  alludes  particularly  to  the  Todas  living  in 
the  vicinity  of  Ooty,  Coonoor,  and  Kotagherry. 


352  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

present!"  no  matter  what,— money,  brandy,  cigars, 
or  snuff-*-will  follow  you  for  miles  over  hill  and 
dale  :  as  a  pickpocket,  he  displays  considerable  in- 
genuity ;  and  no  Moses  or  Levi  was  ever  a  more  con- 
firmed, determined,  grasping,  usurer.  His  wife  and 
daughters  have  become  vile  as  the  very  refuse  of 
the  bazaar.  And  what  can  he  show  in  return 
for  the  loss  of  his  innocence  and  happiness  ?  True, 
he  is  no  longer  pursued  by  Tippoo,  or  the  neigh- 
bouring Polygars  :  but  he  is  persecuted  by  growing 
wants,  and  a  covetousness  which  knows  no  bounds. 
He  will  not  derive  any  benefit  from  education,  nor 
will  he  give  ear  to  a  stranger's  creed.  From  the 
slow  but  sure  effects  of  strange  diseases,  the  race 
is  rapidly  deteriorating  *" — few  of  the  giant  figures 
that  abound  in  the  remote  hills,  are  to  be  found 
near  our  cantonments — and  it  is  more  than  pro- 
bable that,  like  other  wild  tribes,  which  the  pro- 
gress of  civilization  has  swept  away  from  the  face 
of  the  earth,  the  Toda  will,  ere  long,  cease  to  have 
"  a  local  habitation  and  a  name  "  among  the  people 
of  the  East. 

*  The  habit  of  intoxication  is  now  so  fatally  common 
amongst  the  rising  generation,  that  their  fathers  will  not,  it  is 
said,  initiate  them  into  their  mysteries,  for  fear  that  the  secret 
should  be  divulged  over  the  cup. 


KOTAGIIERRY.  353 


CHAPTER  XIX. 

KOTAGHERRY. ADIEU   TO    THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

What  a  detestable  place  this  Ootacaraund  is 
during  the  rains  ! 

From  morning  to  night,  and  from  night  to  morn- 
ing, gigantic  piles  of  heavy  wet  clouds,  which  look 
as  if  the  aerial  sprites  were  amusing  themselves 
by  heaping  misty  black  Pelions  upon  thundering 
purple  Ossas,  rise  up  slowly  from  the  direction  of 
the  much-vexed  Koondahs ;  each,  as  it  impinges 
against  the  west  flank  of  the  giant  Dodatetta, 
drenching  us  with  one  of  those  outpourings  that 
resemble  nothing  but  a  vast  aggregation  of  the 
biggest  and  highest  Douche  baths.  In  the  interim, 
a  gentle  drizzle,  now  deepening  into  a  shower,  now 
driven  into  sleet,  descends  with  vexatious  perse- 
verance. When  there  is  no  drizzle  there  is  a 
Scotch  mist :  when  the  mist  clears  away,  it  is 
succeeded  by  a  London  fog.    The  sun,  "  shorn  of 


354     GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

his  rays,"  spitefully  diffuses  throughout  the  atmo- 
sphere a  muggy  warmth,  the  very  reverse  of  genial. 
Conceive  the  effects  of  such  weather  upon  the  land 
in  general,  and  the  mind  of  man  in  particular! 
The  surface  of  the  mountains,  for  the  most  part, 
is  a  rich  and  reddish  mould,  easily  and  yet  per- 
manently affected  by  the  least  possible  quantity  of 
water.  Thus  the  country  becomes  impassable,  the 
cantonment  dirty,  every  place  wretched,  every  one 
miserable. 

All  the  visitors  have  returned  to  the  plains, 
all  the  invalids  that  can  afford  themselves  the 
luxury,  have  escaped  to  Coonoor  or  Kotagherry. 
You  feel  that  if  you  remain  at  Ootacamund — the 
affectionate  "  Ooty  "  somehow  or  other  now  sticks 
in  your  throat  —  you  must  be  contented  to  sit 
between  the  horns  of  a  fierce  dilemma.  If  you 
stay  at  home  you  lose  all  the  pleasure  of  life  : 
if  you  do  not,  still  you  lose  all  the  pleasure  of 
life.  In  the  former  case  your  eyes*  will  suffer, 
your  digestion  become  impaired,  your  imagination 

*  The  faculty  unanimously  assert  that  the  air  of  the  hills 
is  not  prejudicial  to  those  suffering  from  ophthalmic  disease. 
We  observed,  however,  that  a  large  proportion  of  invalids  com- 
plained of  sore  eyes  and  weakness  of  sight,  produced,  probably, 
by  the  glare  of  the  fine  season  and  the  piercing  winds  of  the 
monsoon. 


KOTAGHERRY.  355 

fall  into  a  hypochondriacal  state,  and  thus  you  ex- 
pose yourself  to  that  earthly  pandemonium,  the 
Anglo-Indian  sick  bed.  But  should  you,  on  the 
contrary,  quit  the  house,  what  is  the  result  1  The 
roads  and  paths  not  being  covered  with  gravel, 
are  as  slippery  as  a  mat  de  cocagne  at  a  French 
fair;  at  every  one  hundred  yards  your  nag  kneels 
down,  or  diverts  himself  by  reclining  upon  his 
side,  with  your  leg  between  him  and  the  mud. 
If  you  walk  you  are  equally  miserable.  When 
you  cannot  find  a  companion  you  sigh  for  one ; 
when  you  can,  you  probably  discover  that  he  is 
haunted  by  a  legion  of  blue  devils  even  more 
furious  than  those  that  have  assailed  you. 

It  is  impossible  !  Let  us  make  up  a  party — a 
bachelor  party — and  hire  a  bungalow  for  a  month 
or  two  at  Kotagherry.  We  do  not  belong  to  the 
tribe  of  "  delicate  invalids,"  nor  are  our  "  complaints 
liable  to  be  aggravated  by  internal  congestions ;" 
therefore  we  will  go  there  as  visitors,  not  vale- 
tudinarians. 


Kotagherry,    or  more    correctly,    Kothurgherry,* 
stands  about  six  thousand  six  hundred  feet  above 
the  level  of  the  sea,  on  the  top  of  the  Sreemoorga 
*  The  "  hill  of  the  Kothurs." 


356  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

Pass,  upon  a  range  of  hills  which  may  be  called 
the  commencement  of  the  Neilgherries.  The  station 
contains  twelve  houses,  most  of  them  occupied  by 
the  proprietors  :  at  this  season  of  the  year  lodgings 
cannot  always  be  found. 

The  air  of  Kotagherry  is  moister  than  that  of 
Ootacamund,  and  the  nights  and  mornings  are  not 
so  cool.  We  see  it  to  great  advantage  during  the 
prevalence  of  the  south-west  monsoon.  The  atmo- 
sphere feels  soft  and  balmy,  teeming  with  a  pleasant 
warmth,  which  reminds  you  of  a  Neapolitan  spring, 
or  an  autumn  at  amene  Sorrento.  The  roads  are 
clean,  the  country  is  comparatively  dry,  and  the 
people  look  comfortable.  For  the  first  few  days 
you  enjoy  yourself  much  :  now  watching  the  heavy 
rain-clouds  that  veil  the  summit  of  Dodabetta,  and 
thinking  with  pleasure  of  what  is  going  on  behind 
the  mountain  :  now  sitting  in  the  cool  verandah, 
with  spy-glass  directed  towards  Coimbatore,  and 
thanking  your  good  star  that  you  are  not  one  of 
the  little  body  of  unhappy  perspirers,  its  inha- 
bitants. 

But  is  not  man  born  with  a  love  of  change — an 
Englishman  to  be  discontented — an  Anglo-Indian  to 
grumble  ■?  After  a  week  spent  at  Kotagherry,  you 
find  out  that  it  has  literally  nothing  but  climate 


KOTAGHERRY.  357 

to  recommend  it.  The  bazaar  is  small  and  bad, 
provisions  of  all  kinds,  except  beef  and  mutton, 
must  come  from  Ootacamund.  Pdch,  you  complain 
that  you  cannot  spend  your  money ;  poor,  you 
declaim  against  the  ruinous  rate  of  house-rent  and 
living.  You  observe  that,  excepting  about  half  a 
mile  of  level  road,  there  is  no  table-land  whatever 
in  the  place,  and  that  the  hill-paths  are  cruelly 
precipitous.  The  houses  are  built  at  considerable 
distances  from  one  another — a  circumstance  which 
you  testily  remark,  is  anything  but  conducive  to 
general   sociability.     You  have  neglected   to    call 

upon   old  Mrs.  A ,   who    supplies    the  station 

with  milk  and  butter  from  her  own  dairy,  conse- 
quently that  milk  and  butter  are  cut  off,  and  there- 
fore the  Kotagherryites  conclude  and  pronounce 
that  you  are  a  very  bad  young  man.  Finally,  you 
are  sans  books,  sans  -club,  saiis  balls,  sans  every- 
thing,— except  the  will  and  the  way,  of  getting 
away  from  Kotagherry,  which  you  do  without 
delay. 

The  determined  economist,  nothing  daunted  by 
the  miseries  of  solitude  and  fleas,  finds  Dimhutty  * 

*  The  termination  "  liutty,"  so  common  in  the  names  of  the 
hill  villages,  is  used  to  denote  a  Berger  settlement,  as  "  mund  " 
means  a  Toda  hamlet. 


358  GOA  AND  THE  BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

afford  him  ample  opportunities  for  exercising  his 
craft.  The  little  cluster  of  huts,  from  which  the 
place  derives  its  name,  lies  in  a  deep  hollow  about 
a  mile  north  of  Kotagherrj  ;  it  is  sheltered  from 
the  cold  southerly  winds  by  a  steep  hill,  and  con- 
sequently the  climate  is  at  least  three  degrees 
warmer  than  that  of  its  neighbour.  Originally  it 
was  a  small  station,  consisting  of  five  or  six 
thatched  cottages  belonging  to  a  missionary  society  : 
they  were  afterwards  bought  by  Mr.  Lushington, 
then  Governor  of  Madras.  That  gentleman  also 
built  a  large  substantial  house,  with  an  upper 
floor,  and  spared  no  expense  to  make  it  comfort- 
able, as  the  rafters  which  once  belonged  to  Tippoo 
Sultan's  palace  testify.  When  he  left  the  hills,  he 
generously  placed  all  these  tenements  at  the  dis- 
posal of  government,  for  the  use  of  "  persons  who 
really  stand  in  need  of  lodging  on  their  first 
arrival."  The  climate  of  Dimhutty  has  been  pro- 
nounced highly  beneficial  to  hepatic  patients,  and 
those  who  suffer  from  mercurial  rheumatism.  Dr. 
Baikie,  a  great  authority,  recommends  it  for  the 
purpose  of  a  "  Subordinate  Sanitarium  for  European 
soldiers."  The  unhappy  cottages,  however,  after 
having  been  made  the  subject  of  many  a  lengthy 
Rule  and  Regulation,  have  at  last  been  suffered  to 


KOTAGHERRY.  359 

sink  into  artistic  masses  of  broken  wall  and  torn 
thatch,  and  the  large  bungalow  now  belongs  to  some 
Parsee  firm  established  at  Ootacamund. 

Three  miles  beyond  and  below  Dimhutty  stretches 
a  long  wide  ravine,  called  the  Orange  Valley,  from 
the  wild  trees  which  formerly  flourished  there.  The 
climate  is  a  mixture  between  the  cold  of  the  hills 
and  the  heat  of  the  plains  :  and  the  staple  produce 
of  the  place  appears  to  be  white  ants. 

St.  Katherine's  Falls,  the  market  village  of  Jack- 
anary,  Kodanad  or  the  Seven  Mile  Tope,*  and 
beyond  it  the  sacred  Neilgherry  Hill  are  the  only 
spots  near  Kotagherry,  with  whose  nomenclature 
Fame  is  at  all  acquainted.  But  as  one  and  all  of 
them  are  equally  uninteresting,  we  are  disposed 
to  be  merciful  and  to  waive  description. 


The  present  appears  as  good  as  any  other  time 
and  place  for  a  few  remarks  upon  the  climate  of 
the  Neilgherries,  and  a  list  of  the  travellers  whose 
footsteps  and  pens  preceded  ours. 

The  mean  annual  temperature  of  Ootacamund 
is  58°  68',  about  30'  lower  than  that  of  the  low 
country   on   the     Coimbatore     and    Mysore    sides. 

*  Or  tuft :  it  is  so  called  from  a  clump  of  trees  which  crowns 
the  ridge  of  a  high  hill. 


360  GOA   AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

The  average  fall  of  water  is  fortj-five  inches  in 
^he  year ;  there  are  nineteen  clays  of  heavy  rain  ; 
of  showers  with  fair  intervals,  eighty-seven  ;  cloudy, 
twenty-one ;  and  two  hundred  and  thirty-eight 
perfectly  fair  and  bright.''^  Frost  generally  appears 
about  the  beginning  of  November,  and  ends  with 
February ;  in  the  higher  ranges  of  the  hills  ice 
an  inch  and  a-half  thick  is  commonly  seen. 

The  first  and  most  obvious  effect  of  the  Neil- 
gherry  climate  on  invalids  is  to  repel  the  blood 
from  the  surface,  and  to  throw  it  on  the  internal 
organs,  by  constricting  the  vessels  of  the  skin  and 
decidedly  checking  perspiration  and  transpiration. 
The  liver,  viscera,  head  and  lungs  are  afi'ected  by 
this  unequal  distribution  of  the  circulation,  the 
effect  being  increased  in  the  case  of  the  respiratory 
organs  by  the  rarefaction  of  the  mountain  air.  The 
digestive  powers  seldom  keep  pace  with  the  in- 
crease of  appetite  which  generally  manifests  itself, 
and  unless  the  laws  of  diet  are  obeyed  to  the 
very  letter,  dyspepsia,  colic,  and  other  more  ob- 
stinate complaints,  will  be  the  retributive  pun- 
ishment for   the   infraction.     Strangers  frequently 

*  The  Neilgherries  are  exposed  to  the  violence  of  both  mon- 
soons, the  south-west  and  the  north-east.  The  fall  of  rain 
during  the  latter  is,  however,  comparatively  trifling. 


KOTAGHERRY.  361 

suffer    from    sleeplessness,    cold    feet,    and    violent 
headaches. 

When  no  actual  organic  disease  exists,  and 
when  the  constitutional  powers  are  not  permanently 
debilitated,  Nature  soon  restores  the  balance  by 
means  of  slight  reaction.  Invalids  are  strongly 
advised  on  first  arrival  to  be  particularly  cautious 
about  their  hours,  their  diet,  their  clothing,  and 
their  exercise.  They  should  avoid  exposure  to  the 
night  air,  and  never,  indeed,  be  out  after  sunset  : 
the  reduction  of  temperature  which  follows  the  dis- 
appearance of  the  sun  must  be  felt  to  be  under- 
stood, and  no  one  residing  here  for  the  sake  of 
health  would  expose  himself  to  the  risk  of  catch- 
ing an  obstinate  cold  by  quitting  a  crowded  room 
to  return  home  through  the  nocturnal  chills.  Me- 
dical men  advise  the  very  delicate  to  wait  till  the 
sun  has  driven  away  the  cold  and  moisture  of  the 
dawn  before  they  venture  out,  and  to  return  from 
their  morning  walks  or  drives  in  time  to  avoid 
the  effects  of  the  direct  rays,  which  are  most  pow- 
erful about  9  A.M.  But  in  regulating  hours  regard 
must  of  course  be  had  to  previous  modes  of  life, 
and  the  obstinate  early  riser  of  the  plains  should 
gradually,  not  suddenly,  alter  his  Indian  for  Eng- 
lish habits.      The  diet  of  valetudinarians    on    the 

R 


362  GOA   AND  THE   BLUE  MOUNTAINS. 

first  ascent  ought  in  a  great  degree  to  be  regu- 
lated bj  circumstances  depending  on  the  nature 
of  each  individual's  complaint.  In  general,  they 
are  told  to  prefer  light  animal  and  farinaceous 
food,  eschewing  pastry,  vegetables,  and  cheese, 
and  to  diminish  the  quantity  of  such  stimulants 
as  wine,  spirits,  and  beer,  till  the  constitution  has 
become  acclimatized.  In  all  cases,  of  whatever 
description  they  may  be,  warm  clothing  is  a 
sine  qua  non :  every  valetudinarian  should,  as  he 
values  his  life,  be  provided  with  a  stock  of  good 
flannels,  worsted  socks,  stout  shoes,  and  thick,  solid 
boots.  Exercise  is  another  essential  part  of  regi- 
men at  the  Sanitarium.  Riding  is  considered  more 
wholesome  than  walking,  especially  on  first  arrival, 
as  less  liable  to  accelerate  the  circulation,  to  pro- 
duce a  feeling  of  constriction  in  the  chest,  and  to 
expose  the  body  to  chills.  The  quantum  of  exer- 
cise should  be  increased  by  slow  degrees,  and  when 
convalescence  has  fairly  set  in,  the  invalid  is  ad- 
vised to  pass  as  much  of  his  time  in  the  open 
air,  during  daylight,  as  his  strength  will  permit 
him  to  do. 

To  conclude  the  subject  of  climate.  It  cannot 
be  too  strongly  impressed  upon  the  minds  of  our 
fellow-countrymen  in  Southern  and  Western  India, 


KOTAGHERRY.  363 

that  in  cases  of  actual  organic  disease,  or  when  the 
debility  of  the  constitution  is  very  great,  serious 
and  permanent  mischief  is  to  be  dreaded  from  the 
climate  of  these  mountains.  Many  an  officer  has 
lost  his  life  by  preferring  the  half  measure  of  a 
medical  certificate  to  the  Neilgherries  to  a  home 
furlough  on  sick  leave.  The  true  use  of  the  Sani- 
tarium is  to  recruit  a  constitution  that  has  been 
weakened  to  some  extent  by  a  long  residence  in  the 
plains,  or  to  afford  a  change  of  air  and  scene  when 
the  mind,  as  frequently  happens  in  morbific  India, 
requires  some  stimulus  to  restore  its  normal  vigour. 


The  Rev.  Mr.  Hough  was,  as  we  said  before,  the 
first  pen  that  called  the  serious  attention  of  the 
Anglo-Indian  community  to  the  value  of  the  Neil- 
gherry  Hills.  His  letters  to  the  Hurkaru  newspaper 
were  published  in  a  collected  form  in  1829.  Five 
years  afterwards  Captain  Mignan,  of  the  Bombay 
army,  sent  forth  a  little  volume,  entitled  "Notes 
extracted  from  a  Private  Journal  written  during  a 
Tour  through  a  part  of  Malabar  and  among  the 
Neilgherries."'  The  style  appears  to  be  slightly 
tinged  with  bile,  as  if  the  perusal  of  Mr.  Hough's 
flowery  descriptions  of  the  mountain  scenery  had 
formed  splendid  anticipations  which   were   by  no 


364  GOA  AND  THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

means  realised.  The  brochure  is  now  quite  out  of 
date :  the  bazaar,  rates,  roads,  postage,  rent,  and 
number  of  houses  • —  all  are  changed,  only  remain 
the  wretched  state  of  the  police  therein  chroni- 
cled, and  the  "fatal  facility"  of  finding  bad  ser- 
vants. In  the  same  year  (1834)  Dr.  Baikie's  well 
known  book,*  entitled  "  Observations  on  the  Neil- 
gherries,  including  an  Account  of  their  Topography, 
Climate,  Soil,  and  Productions,"  issued  from  the 
Calcutta  press.  The  original  edition  consisted,  we 
believe,  of  only  five  hundred  copies,  and  we  cannot 
but  wonder  that  the  book  has  not  yet  enjoyed  the 
honour  of  a  reprint.  Lieut.  H.  Jervis,  of  H.  M. 
62nd  regiment,  published  by  subscription,  also  in 
1834,  and  dedicated  to  Mr.  Lushington,  the  go- 
vernor, a  "  Narrative  of  a  Journey  to  the  Falls  of 
Cavery,  with  an  Historical  and  Descriptive  Account 

*  It  commences  with  a  resume  of  the  peculiarities  of  the 
hills,  and  accounts  of  the  three  great  stations ;  proceeds  to  a 
description  of  the  geography  and  geology,  soil  and  productions, 
botany,  zoology,  and  the  inhabitants  of  the  Neilgherries,  and 
discusses  at  some  length  the  effects  of  the  climate  upon  the 
European  constitution,  sound  as  well  as  impaired.  The  Ap- 
pendix presents  a  mass  of  information  valuable  enough  when 
the  work  was  published,  but  now,  with  the  exception  of  the 
meteorological  and  other  tables,  too  old  to  be  useful.  Thirteen 
or  fourteen  years  work  mighty  changes,  moral  and  physical,  in 
an  Anglo-India  settlement. 


KOTAGIIERRY.  365 

of  the  Neilgherry  Hills."  ^'"  The  book  contains  a 
curious  letter  from  Mr.  Bannister,  who  states  that, 
after  a  careful  analysis  of  the  Neilgherry  water,  he 
was  surprised  to  find  no  trace  whatever  of  saline, 
earthy,  or  metallic  substance  in  it. 

In  1844-5,  Captain  H.  Congreve,  an  officer  in 
the  Madras  Artillery,  wrote  in  the  "  Madras  Spec- 
tator," the  Letters  upon  the  subject  of  the  Hills  and 
their  inhabitants,  to  which  we  alluded  in  our  last 
chapter.  His  pages  are,  in  our  humble  opinion, 
disfigured  by  a  richness  of  theory  which  palls  upon 
the  practical  palate,  but  the  amount  of  observation 
and  curious  lore  which  they  contain  makes  us  regret 
that  the  talented  author  has  left  his  labours  to  lie 
perdus  in  the  columns  of  a  newspaper.  Also,  in 
1844,  a  valuable  Report  on  the  Medical  Topography 
and  Statistics  of  the  Neilgherry  Hills,  with  notices 
di  the  geology,  botany,  climate  and  population, 
tables  of  diseases  amongst  officers,  ladies,  children, 
native  convicts,  etc.,  and  maps  of  the  country  com- 
piled from  the  records  of  the  Medical  Board  Office, 
were  published,  by  order  of  Government,  at  Madras. 

*  The  book  contains  one  hundred  and  forty-four  pages,  en- 
livened with  a  dozen  lithographed  sketches,  and  not  enlivened 
by  descriptions  of  Poonamalee,  Vellore,  Laulpett,  Bangalore;, 
and  Closepett. 

S 


366  GOA   AND   THE   BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

In  1847,  when  we  left  the  Hills,  a  Mr.  Lowry, 
who  had  charge  of  the  Ootacamund  English  Free 
School,  was  preparing  to  print  a  "  Guide  to,  and 
Handbook  of,  the  Neilgherries,  containing  brief  and 
succinct  accounts  of  the  same,  with  statements 
of  the  accommodations  there  to  be  found,  rents  of 
houses,  expense  of  living,  and  other  particulars 
useful  to  visitors  and  residents."  We  were  favoured 
with  a  sight  of  the  MS.,  and  found  that  it  did  what 
it  professed  to  do — no  small  feat  for  a  Handbook, 
by  the  bye. 

There  is  a  great  variety  of  papers  and  reports 
upon  particular  topics  connected  with  the  Neil- 
gherries, published  in  the  different  literary  journals 
and  transactions  of  learned  societies.  The  principal 
works  which  elucidate  minor  details,  are  those  of 
the  Rev.  Mr.  Schmidt,  upon  the  Botany  of  the 
Hills,  and  the  language  of  its  inhabitants;  the 
"Description'"  of  a  singular  aboriginal  race,  in- 
habiting the  summit  of  the  Neilgherries,  or  the  Blue 
Mountains  of  Coimbatore,"  by  Captain  Henry  Hark- 

*  A  little  volume  of  one  hundred  and  seventy-five  pages, 
containing  graphic  sketches  of  the  scenery,  excellent  accounts 
of  the  different  tribes  of  hill  people,  a  weather-table  from  July 
to  December,  1829,  the  height  of  the  principal  mountains,  and 
a  short  and  meagre  vocabulary  of  the  Toda  language. 


KOTAGHERRY.  3G7 

ness,  of  the  Madras  Army  ;  and  Notices  upon  the 
Ornithology  of  this  interesting  region,  by  T.  C. 
Jerdon,  Esq.,  of  the  Madras  medical  establishment. 


And  now  for  our  valediction. 
We  found  little  difficulty  in  persuading  the  officer 
to  whose  care  and  skill  the  charge  of  our  precious 
health  was  committed,  to  report  that  we  were  fit 
for  duty  long  before  the  expiration  of  the  term 
of  leave  granted  at  Bombay  ;  so  we  prepared  at 
once  for  a  return-trip  per  steamer — it  would  re- 
quire (ES  triplex  indeed  about  the  cardiac  region  to 
dare  the  dangers  and  endure  the  discomforts  of  a 
coasting  voyage,  in  a  sailing  vessel,  northwards,  in 
the  month  of  September  — "  over  the  water  to 
Charley,"  as  the  hero  of  Scinde  was  familiarly 
designated  by  those  serving  under  him. 

We  started  our  luggage  yesterday  on  bullock 
and  coolie  back.  The  morning  is  muggy,  damp,  and 
showery  :  as  we  put  our  foot  in  stirrup,  a  huge 
wet  cloud  obscures  the  light  of  day,  and  hastens  to 
oblige  us  with  a  farewell  deluging.  Irritated  by 
the  pertinacious  viciousness  of  Pluvian  Jove,  we 
ride  slowly  along  the  slippery  road  which  bounds 
the  east  confines  of  the  lake,  and  strike  oif  to  the 
right  hand,  just  in  time  to  meet,  face  to  face,  the 


368  GOA   AND   THE    BLUE   MOUNTAINS. 

drift  of  rain  which  sails  on  the  wings  of  the  wind 
along  the  skirt  of  that — Dodabetta.  Gradually  we 
lose  sight  of  the  bazaar,  the  church,  the  Winder- 
mere, the  mass  of  bungalows.  Turning  round  upon 
the  saddle,  we  cast  one  last  scowl  upon  Ootacamund, 
not,  however,  without  a  grim  smile  of  joy  at  the 
prospect  of  escaping  from  it. 

Adieu     .    .    .    . !      Farewell     ....     land 

of    .... !     May   every ! 

May !     And  when , 

so  may     ....      as  thou  hast 

ourselves ! 

To  the  industry  of  an  imaginative  reader  we 
leave  the  doubtlessly  agreeable  task  of  filling  up 
the  hiatus  in  whatever  manner  the  perusal  of  our 
modest  pages  may  suggest  to  his  acuteness  and  dis- 
cernment. As  some  clue  to  the  mazy  wanderings 
of  our  own  ideas,  we  may  mention  that  we  were, 
during  the  solemn  moment  of  valediction,  exposed 
to  such  weather  as  has  rarely  been  the  fate  of  man 
with  the  exception  of  Deucalion  and  other  diluvian 
celebrities,  to  experience  in  this  stormy  world, 

THE   END. 


LoNDO.N  :  Priutcd  by  Samuel  Bentlbv  and  Co.,  Bangor  House,.  Slioe  J>ar.' 


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