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THE  LIBRARY 

OF 

THE  UNIVERSITY 

OF  CALIFORNIA 

RIVERSIDE 


Ex  Libris 
C.  K.  OGDEN 


THE  GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


HISTORIES     OF     THE     ROADS 

—   BY   — 

CHARLES  G.  HARPER. 


THE  BRIGHTON  ROAD  :    The  Classic  Highway 

to  the  South. 

THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD  :  London  to  York. 
THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD  :  York  to  Edinburgh 
THE  DOVER  ROAD :  Annals  of  an  Ancient 

Turnpike. 
THE     BATH     ROAD  :      History,     Fashion     and 

Frivolity  on  an  old  Highway. 
THE  MANCHESTER  AND   GLASGOW   ROAD  : 

London  to  Manchester. 
THE    MANCHESTER     ROAD :      Manchester    to 

Glasgow. 

THE  HOLYHEAD  ROAD  :    London  to  Birming- 
ham. 
THE     HOLYHEAD     ROAD:       Birmingham     to 

Holyhead. 
THE    HASTINGS    ROAD  :      And    The    "  Happy 

Springs  of  Tunbridge." 
THE  OXFORD    GLOUCESTER  AND  MILFORD 

HAVEN  ROAD  :    London  to  Gloucester. 
THE  OXFORD,  GLOUCESTER  AND  MILFORD 

HAVEN  ROAD  •   Gloucester  to  Milford  Haven. 
THE     NORWICH     ROAD        An     East     Anglian 

Highway. 
THE  NEWMARKET,  BURY,  THETFORD  AND 

CROMER  ROAD. 
THE    EXETER    ROAD  .     The   West   of    England 

Highway. 

THE  PORTSMOUTH  ROAD 
THE  CAMBRIDGE,  KING'S  LYNN  AND  ELY 

ROAD. 


GREAT    NORTH    ROAD 

The   Old   Mail   Road   to   Scotland 

' 
By  CHARLES    G'.   HARPER 


YORK    TO    EDINBURGH 

With  77  Illustrations  by  the  Author,  and  from 
old-time  Prints  and  Pictures 


LONDON  : 

CECIL    PALMER 
OAKLEY' HOUSE,  BLOOMSBURY  STREET,  W.C.  I 


D/K ' 

H38 

I  f.3.2. 


First  Published  in  1901. 
Second  and  Revised  Edition  •  1922. 


Printed  in  Great  Britain  by  C.  TINLING  &  Co.,  LTD., 
53,  Victoria  Street,  Liverpool. 
Also  at  London  and  Prescot. 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 
YORK  TO  EDINBURGH 

London  (General  Post  Office)  to —  MILES 

York ,  196| 

Clifton.          .          .          .          ...        .          *  198J 

Rawcliff        .          .          .          ...          .          .  ,  200J 

Skelton         .          .         .         ...         .         .  .  201 J 

Shipton »          .  202f 

Tollerton  Lanes     .          .          .          .  .  .  206£ 

Easingwold .  210J 

White  House          .         ....         .  211J 

Thormanby 214J 

Birdforth       .          .          .          .         .          ..215 

Bagby  Common  ("  Griffin  "  Inn)      .          ...  217J 

Mile  House   .          .          ,  ^          .  .  218J 

Thirsk  .          .          *         fc         %         .         .  220J 

South  Kilvington  ......  222 

Thornton-le-Street  .          .          .          . ;        .  223J 

Thornton-le-Moor  .          .          .,     .    .    •      .          .  224| 

Northallerton         .          .          .          .  .        .  .        .  229  £ 

Lovesome  Hill        .          .          ,         ,.         .          .  229| 

Little  Smeaton  (cross  River  Wiske) .          .          .  231 1 

Great  Smeaton 232J 

High  Entercommon        ......  233J 

Dalton-on-Tees 236J 

Croft  (cross  River  Tees)  .          .          .  237f 

Oxneyfield  Bridge  (cross  River  Skerne)     .          .  238 

Darlington    .......  241 J 

Harrowgate  .......  243 1 


THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

MILES 

Coatham  Mundeville       .....  245J 

Aycliffe 246f 

Traveller's  Rest 248 

Woodham 249  J 

Rushyford  Bridge 250£ 

Ferryhill 253 

Low  Butcher  Race  and  Croxdale     .          .          .  255 

Sunderland  Bridge           .....  255| 

Browney  Bridge  (cross  River  Wear)           .          .  256 

Durham  (cross  River  Browney)        .          .          .  260 

Durham  Moor  (Framwellgate)           .          .          .  261 

Plawsworth 263£ 

Chester-le-Street 266 

Birtley 269 

Gateshead  Fell 271 

Gateshead  (cross  River  Tyne) ....  273 £ 

Newcastle-on-Tyne          .....  274J 
Gosforth        .          .          .          .          .          .          .277 

Seaton  Burn 280| 

Stannington  Bridge  (cross  River  Blyth)    .          .  284 

Stannington            ......  284J 

Clifton.       . 286J 

Morpeth  (cross  River  Wansbeck)      .          .          .  289J 

Warrener's  House            .          .          .          .  29 1J 

Priest's  Bridge 293J 

West  Thirston  (cross  River  Coquet)           .          .  299J 

Feiton            , 299| 

Newton-on-the  Moor       .....  302  £• 

Alnwick  (cross  River  Aln)        ....  308  J 

Heiferlaw  Bank 310 

North  Charlton 31 4 1 

Warenford 318| 

Belford 323 

Detchant  Cottages 325} 

Fenwick  328 


MILEAGES. 

MILKS 

Haggerston  .......  331 

Tweedmouth  (cross  River  Tweed)    .          .          .  337£ 

Berwick-on-Tweed  .          .          .          .          *  338 

Lamberton  Toll  .  341 


(ENTER  SCOTLAND) 

Greystonelees         ......  343  1 

Flemington  Inn  and  Burnmouth  (cross  River  Eye)  344 

Ayton  .....         ....  346 

Hound  wood  ......  351  f 

Grant's  House  .          .          .          .          .  354i 

Cockburnspath       .  .  .          .          .  358 

Dunglass  Dene       .  .          .          .          .  359J 

Broxburn       .......  3634 

Dunbar          .......  365 

Belhaven       .          .          .          .          ,          .          .-  365J 

Beltonford     .          .          .  ..         ...  367  £ 

Phantassie    .  .          .          .          .          .  370 

East  Linton  .....          .  370  £ 

Haddington  .          .          .      •    .  ~:          .376 

Gladsmuir     .......  379| 

Macmerry     .......  381  J 

Tranent         ......          .  383J 

Musselburgh  (cross  North  Esk  River)        .          .  387J 

Joppa  .          .          .          ...          ...  389J 

Portobello     .          .          .      ,    .          .          .          .390 

Jock's  Lodge          .          .          .          .          .          .  391  \ 

Edinburgh    .          .          .          .  .          .  393 

Via  FERRYBRIDGE,  WETHERBY,  AND  BOROUGHBRIDGE. 


Doncaster  (cross  River  Don)   .... 
York  Bar      .....          .          .     164 

Red  House    .          .          .          .          .  .      167J 


THE   GREAT  NORTH   ROAD 

MILES 

Robin  Hood's  Well 169J 

Went  Bridge  (cross  River  Went)      .          .          .  172f 

Darrington    .......  174J 

Ferrybridge  (cross  River  Aire)          .          .          .  177J 

Brotherton    .          .                    .          .          .          .  178i 

Fairburn 180 

Micklefield 184 

Aberford 186J 

Bramham  Moor     .          .          .          .          .          .189 

Bramham 190J 

Wetherby  (cross  River  Wharfe)        .          .          .  194J 

KirkDeighton 195J 

Walshford  Bridge  (cross  River  Nidd)         .          .  197^ 

Allerton  Park 200  f 

Nineveh 202^ 

Ornham's  Hall 204£ 

Boroughbridge  (cross  River  Ure)      .          .          .  206£ 

Kirkby  Hill 207£ 

Dishforth      ...."...  210J 

Asenby 212J 

Topcliffe  (cross  River  Swale)  .          .          .          .  21 2  J 

Sand  Hutton 217 

Newsham      .......  219 

South  Otterington 220| 

North  Otterington 222J 

Northallerton 225J 

Edinburgh 389 


ILBS? 


PAGE 

The  "  Highflyer,"  1812  .          .          Frontispiece 

Old  York :   The  Shambles        .          .          ...  6 

The  Walls  of  York          .          .          ...         .  9 

York  Castle  :   Clifford's  Tower          .          .          .  14 

York  Minster,  from  the  Foss   ....  33 

All  Saints'  Pavement      .....  41 

Jonathan  Martin,  Incendiary  .          .          ...  45 

York  Minster  011  Fire      .....  49 

Bootham  Bar          ......  52 

Skelton  Church      ......  53 

The  "  Spotted  Dog,"  Thornton-le-Street  .          .  60 

York  Bar 63 

Robin  Hood's  Well          .....  64 

The    Battlefield    of   Towton    and    surrounding 

country            ......  70 

Saxton           .......  71 

Towton  Dale 72 

Lead  Chapel            .          .          .          .          .          .  74 

Ruined  Mill  overlooking  Aberford    .  76 


THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

PAGE 

Barwick-in-Elmete          .....  77 

Moor  End 80 

Nineveh         .          .          .          .          .          .          .  81 

The  Edinburgh  Express,  1837  .          .          .  85 

Croft  Bridge 93 

Sockburn  Falchion  .....  94 

"  Locomotion  "      .          .          .          .          .          .  98 

"  The  Experiment  "" 99 

"  I  say,  fellow,  give  my  buggy  a  charge  of  coke, 

your  charcoal  is  too  d d  dear  "     .          .        101 

The  Iron  Road  to  the  North   .          .          .  .105 

Traveller's  Rest .108 

Rushyford  Bridge  .          .          .          .  .109 

Ferry  hill :    The  Abandoned  Road- Works.  .        Ill 

Merrington  Church          .          .          .          .  .        113 

Road,  Rail,  and  River  :    Sunderland  Bridge  .        115 

Entrance  to  Durham       .          .          .          .  .117 

Durham  Cathedral,  from  Prebend's  Bridge  .        121 

The  Sanctuary  Knocker.          .          .          .  .125 

Durham    Cathedral    and    Castle    from    below 

Framwellgate  Bridge        .          .          .  12  T 

Framwellgate  Bridge       .          .          .          .          .130 
Penshaw  Monument        .          .          .          .          .132 

The  Coal  Country 137 

A  Wayside  Halt 138 

Travellers  arriving  at  an  Inn  .          .          .          .145 
Modern  Newcastle  :   from  Gateshead         .          .        153 

Old  Newcastle  :   showing  the  Town  Bridge,  now 

demolished      .          .          .          .          .          .157 

"  The  Drunkard's  Cloak "                  .          .          .162 
"  Puffing  Billy " 165 


LIST   OF  ILLUSTRATIONS 

PAGE 

The  Gates  of  Blagdon  Park     .          .          .          .167 

Morpeth 169 

The  Market-place,  Morpeth      .          .          .          .173 

Felton  Bridge 174 

Alnwick         .......        175 

Alnwick  Castle       .          .          .          .          .          .       185 

Malcolm's  Cross      .          .          .          ...          .        188 

Bambrough  Castle 192 

The  Scottish  Border  :  Berwick  Town  and  Bridge 

from  Tweedmouth  .          .          .          .          .197 

Lamberton  Toll 203 

Off  to  the  Border  .          .          .  .          .205 

Cockburnspath  Tower     .          .          .          .          .213 

The  Tolbooth,  Dunbar    .          .          .          .          .215 

Bothwell  Castle      ......       220 

Haddington  Abbey,  from  Nungate  .          .          .        221 
Edinburgh,  from  Tranent         ....        223 

Musselburgh  .          .          .      v  .          .  ~       .       228 

Calton  Hill .232 

The  "  White  Horse "  Inn         .          .          .          .       235 
"  Squalor  and  Picturesqueness "  .          .       238 

Canongate 239 

Old  Inscription,  Lady  Stair's  House          .          .       241 
The  "  Heave  Awa "  Sign         .          .          .          .       242 

A  Tirle-pin "    243 

Greyfriars      .......       245 

The  Wooden  Horse 247 

Stately  Princes  Street     .....       249 

P^dinburgh,  New  Town,  1847,  from  Mons  Meg 

Battery 251 

Skyline  of  the  Old  Town          .          .          .          .       255 


THE 

GREAT 


, NORJH 


YORK    TO    EDINBURGH 


AT  last  we  are  safely  arrived  at  York,  perhaps  no  cause 
for  comment  in  these  days,  but  a  circumstance  which 
"  once  upon  a  time  "  might  almost  have  warranted 
a  special  service  of  prayer  and  praise  in  the  Minster. 
One  comes  to  York  as  the  capital  of  a  country,  rather 
than  of  a  county,  for  it  is  a  city  that  seems  in  more 
than  one  sense  Metropolitan.  Indeed,  you  cannot 
travel  close  upon  two  hundred  miles,  even  in  England 
and  in  these  days  of  swift  communication,  without 
feeling  the  need  of  some  dominating  city,  to  act 
partly  as  a  seat  of  civil  and  ecclesiastical  government, 
and  partly  as  a  distributing  centre  ;  and  if  something 
of  this  need  is  even  yet  apparent,  how  much  more 
keenly  it  must  have  been  felt  in  those  "  good  old  days  " 
which  were  really  so  bad  !  A  half-way  house,  so  to 
speak,  between  those  other  capitals  of  London  and 
Edinburgh,  York  had  all  the  appearance  of  a  capital 
in  days  of  old,  and  has  lost  but  little  of  it,  in  these, 

B  1 


2  THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

even  though  in  point  of  wealth  and  population  it 
lags  behind  those  rich  and  dirty  neighbours,  Leeds 
and  Bradford.  For  one  thing,  it  has  a  history  to 
which  they  cannot  lay  claim,  and  keeps  a  firm  hold 
upon  titles  and  dignities  conferred  ages  ago.  We 
may  ransack  the  pages  of  historians  in  vain  in 
attempting  to  find  the  beginnings  of  York.  Before 
history  began  it  existed,  and  just  because  it  seems  a 
shocking  thing  to  the  well-ordered  historical  mind 
that  the  first  founding  of  a  city  should  go  back 
beyond  history  or  tradition,  Geoffrey  of  Monmouth 
and  other  equally  unveracious  chroniclers  have 
obligingly  given  precise — and  quite  untrustworthy — 
accounts  of  how  it  arose,  at  the  bidding  of  kings 
who  never  had  an  existence  outside  their  fertile 
brains. 

When  the  Romans  came,  under  Agricola,  in  A.D.  70, 
York  was  here.  We  do  not  know  by  what  name 
the  Brigantes,  the  warlike  tribe  who  inhabited  the 
northern  districts  of  Britain,  called  it,  but  they 
possessed  forts  at  this  strategic  point,  the  confluence 
of  the  rivers  Ouse  and  Foss,  where  York  still  stands, 
and  evidently  had  the  military  virtues  fully  developed, 
because  it  has  seemed  good  to  all  who  have  come 
after  them,  from  the  Romans  and  the  Normans  to 
ourselves,  to  build  and  retain  castles  on  the  same 
sites.  The  Brigantes  were  a  great  people,  despite 
the  fact  that  they  had  no  literature,  110  science,  and 
no  clothes  with  which  to  cover  their  nakedness,  and 
were  they  in  existence  now,  might  be  useful  in 
teaching  our  War  Office  and  commanding  officers 
something  of  strategy  and  fortification.  They  have 
left  memorials  of  their  existence  in  the  names  of 
many  places  beginning  with  "  Brig,"  and  they  are  the 
sponsors  of  all  the  brigands  that  ever  existed,  for 
their  name  was  a  Brito- Welsh  word  meaning  "  hill- 
men  "  or  "  highlanders,"  and,  as  in  the  old  days,  to  be 
a  highlander  was  to  be  a  thief  and  cut-throat,  the 
chain  of  derivative  facts  that  connects  them  with  the 
bandits  of  two  thousand  years  is  complete. 


ROMAN  YORK  3 

A  hundred  and  twenty  years  or  so  after  the  Romans 
had  captured  the  Brigantes'  settlement  here,  we  find 
York  suddenly  emerging,  a  fully-fledged  Roman  city, 
from  the  prehistoric  void,  under  the  name  of 
Eboracum.  This  was  in  the  time  of  the  Emperor 
Septimus  Severus,  who  died  in  A.D.  211  in  this 
Altera  Roma,  the  principal  city  of  Roman  Britain. 
For  this  much  is  certain,  that,  as  Winchester  was, 
and  London  is,  the  capital  of  England,  so  was  York 
at  one  time  the  chief  city  of  the  Roman  colony,  the 
foremost  place  of  arms,  of  ru^e,  and  of  residence  ;  and 
so  it  remained  until  Honorius,  the  hard-pressed,  freed 
Britain  from  its  allegiance  in  A.D.  410  and  withdrew 
the  legionaries.  Two  hundred  years  is  a  considerable 
length  of  time,  even  in  the  history  of  a  nation,  and 
much  happened  in  Eboracum  in  that  while.  Another 
Roman  emperor  died  here,  in  the  person  of  Constantius 
Chlorus,  and  his  son,  Constantine  the  Great,  whom 
some  will  have  it  was  even  born  here,  succeeded 
him.  Both  warred  with  the  Pictish  tribes  from 
the  North  ;  that  inhospitable  North  which  swallowed 
up  whole  detachments  ;  the  North  which  Hadrian 
had  conquered  over  two  hundred  years  before,  and 
now  was  exhausting  the  energies  of  the  conquerors. 
Empire  is  costly  in  lives  and  treasure,  and  the  tragedy 
of  Roman  conquest  and  occupation  is  even  now 
made  manifest  in  the  memorials  unearthed  by 
antiquaries,  recording  the  deaths  of  many  of  the 
Roman  centurions  at  early  ages.  Natives  of  sunny 
Italy  or  of  the  south  of  France,  they  perished  in  the 
bleak  hills  and  by  the  wintry  rivers  of  Northumbria, 
much  more  frequently  than"  they  did  at  the  hands  of 
the  hostile  natives,  who  soon  overwhelmed  the 
magnificence  of  Eboracum  when  the  garrisons  left. 
The  civilisation  that  had  been  established  here, 
certainly  since  the  time  of  Severus,  was  instantly 
destroyed,  and  Caer  Evrauc,  as  it  came  to  be  called, 
became  a  heap  of  ruins.  Then  came  the  Saxons, 
who  remodelled  the  name  into  Eoferwic,  succeeded 
in  turn  by  the  Danes,  from  whose  "  Jorvic,"  pronounced 


4  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

with  the  soft  J,  we  obtain  Yorvic,  the  "  Euerwic  "  of 
Domesday  Book,  and  finally  York.  But  whence  the 
original  "  Eboracum  "  derived  or  what  it  meant  is 
purely  conjectural. 

Christianity,  fulfilling  Divine  promise,  had  brought 
"  not  peace,  but  a  sword  "  to  the  Romans,  and  the 
Saxon  king,  Edwin  of  Northumbria,  had  not  long 
been  converted  and  baptized  at  York,  on  the  site  of 
the  present  Minster,  before  he  was  slain  in  conflict  with 
the  heathen.  It  was  Paulinus,  first  Archbishop  of 
York,  who  had  baptized  Edwin  in  625.  Sent  to 
the  North  of  England  by  Gregory  the  Great,  as 
Augustine  had  already  been  sent  for  the  conversion 
of  the  South,  it  was  the  Pope's  intention  to  establish 
two  Archbishoprics ;  and  thence  arose  centuries  of 
quarrelling  between  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury 
and  those  of  York  as  to  who  was  supreme.  York, 
indeed,  only  claimed  equal  rights  ;  but  Canterbury 
claimed  precedence.  In  the  Synod  of  1072  the 
Archbishop  of  York  was  declared  subordinate  to 
Canterbury,  but  half  a  century  later,  in  order  to 
make  peace,  Rome  adjudged  them  equal.  Even  this 
did  not  still  the  strife,  and  Roger  Pont  1'Eveque,  the 
Archbishop  of  York,  who  was  contemporary  with 
Becket,  and  aided  the  king  in  his  struggle  with  that 
prelate,  was  especially  bitter  in  the  attempt  to  assert 
in  a1!  places  and  at  all  seasons  this  equality.  He 
renewed  the  contention  with  Becket's  successor,  and 
provoked  an  absurd  scene  at  the  Council  of  Westminster 
in  1176,  when,  arriving  late  and  finding  the  Archbishop 
of  Canterbury  present  and  already  seated,  he  sat  down 
in  his  lap.  The  result  was  that  the  Council  of  West- 
minster immediately  resolved  itself  into  a  faction 
fight,  in  which  my  lord  of  York  was  jumped  upon  and 
kicked,  for  all  the  world  like  a  football  umpire  who  has 
given  an  unpopular  decision.  Even  this  did  not 
settle  either  the  Archbishop  of  York  or  the  strife,  and 
so  at  last,  in  1354,  it  was  decreed  that  each  should  be 
supreme  in  his  own  Province,  and  that  the  Archbishop 
of  Canterbury  should  be  "  Primate  of  All  England,'' 


ANCIENT   STREETS  5 

while  his  brother  of  York  should  bear  the  title  of 
"  Primate  of  England  "  ;  but  whenever  an  Archbishop 
of  York  was  consecrated  he  should  send  to  the  Primate 
of  All  England  a  golden  jewel,  valued  at  £40,  to  be  laid 
on  the  Shrine  of  St.  Thomas.  "  Thus,"  says  Fuller, 
in  his  inimitably  humorous  manner,  "  when  two 
children  cry  for  the  same  apple,  the  indulgent  father 
divides  it  between  them,  yet  so  that  he  gives  the 
better  part  to  the  child  which  is  his  darling."  Rome 
has  long  since  ceased  to  have  part  or  lot  in  the  English 
Church,  but  this  solemn  farce  of  nomenclature  is  still 
retained. 

In  such  things  as  these  does  York  retain  something 
of  its  old  pride  of  pla.ce.  Even  its  Mayor  is  a  Lord 
Mayor,  which  was  something  to  be  proud  of  before 
these  latter  days,  now  Lord  Mayors  are  three  a  penny, 
and  every  bumptious  modern  overgrown  town  is  in 
process  of  obtaining  one.  The  first  Lord  Mayor  of 
York,  however,  was  appointed  by  Richard  the  Second, 
and  thus  the  title  has  an  honourable  antiquity. 

In  its  outward  aspect,  York  is  varied.  It  runs  the 
whole  gamut,  from  the  highest  antiquity  to  the  most 
modern  of  shops  and  villas  ;  from  the  neatest  and  tidiest 
streets  to  the  most  draggle-tailed  and  out-at-elbowed 
courts  and  alleys.  From  Clifton  and  Knavesmire, 
which  is  a  great  deal  more  respectable  and  clean  than 
its  evil-sounding  name  would  lead  the  stranger  to 
suppose,  to  the  Shambles,  Fossgate,  and  Mucky  Peg's 
Lane  (now  purged  of  offence  as  Finkle  Street)  is  a  further 
social  than  geographical  cry,  and  they  certainly  touch 
both  extremes.  "  Mucky  Peg  "  and  the  knaves  of  the 
waste  lands  outside  the  city  are  as  historic  in  their  way 
as  Roman  York,  which  lies  nine  feet  below  the  present 
level  of  the  streets,  and  for  whose  scanty  relics  one 
must  visit  the  Museum  of  the  Philosophical  Society  in 
the  grounds  of  the  ruined  St.  Mary's  Abbey.  In  those 
grounds  also  the  only  fragment  of  the  Roman  walls 
may  be  seen,  in  the  lower  stage  of  the  Multangular 
Tower,  once  commanding  the  bank  of  the  river  Ouse. 

York  is  perhaps  of  all  English  towns  and  cities  the 


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THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


most  difficult  place  to  explore.  Its  streets  branch  and 
wind  in  every  direction,  without  any  apparent  plan  or 
purpose,  and  thus  an  exploration  of  the  Walls,  of  which 

the  city  is,  with 
reason,  extreme- 
ly proud,  be- 
comes the  best 
means  of  ascer- 
taining its  im- 
portance and  the 
relative  positions 
of  Castle  and 
Minster.  It  is 
no  short  stroll, 
for,  by  the  time 
the  whole  circuit 
is  made,  a  dis- 
tance of  nearly 
three  miles  has 
been  covered. 
These  medieval 
walls  form,  in- 
deed, the  most 
delightful  pro- 
menade imagin- 
able, being  built 
on  a  grassy  ram- 
part and  pro- 
vided with  a 
paved  footpath 
running  on  the 
inner  side  of  the 
battlements,  and 
thus  command- 
ing panoramic 
views  within  and  without  the  city.  Endeavour,  by 
an  effort  of  the  imagination,  to  see  the  ground 
outside  the  walls  free  from  the  suburbs  that  now 
spread  far  in  almost  every  direction,  and  you 
have  the  York  of  ancient  days,  little  changed  ;  for  from 


OLD  YORK  :  THE  SHAMBLES. 


MICKLEGATE   BAR  7 

this  point  of  view,  looking  down  upon  the  clustered 
red  roofs  of  the  city,  with  its  gardens  and  orchards, 
the  towering  bulk  of  the  Minster,  and  the  broad 
expanse  of  adjoining  lawns,  nearly  all  the  signs  of 
modern  life  are  hidden.  Something  of  an  effort  it  is 
to  imagine  the  great  railway  station  of  York  away, 
for  it  bulks  very  largely  outside  the  walls  near  the 
Lendal  Bridge  ;  but  the  medieval  gates  of  the  city 
help  the  illusion,  and  hint  at  the  importance  of  the 
place  in  those  times.  Micklegate  Bar,  the  chief  of 
them,  still  bears  the  heraldic  shields  sculptured  hun- 
dreds of  years  ago,  when  kings  of  England  claimed 
also  to  be  kings  of  France  and  quartered  the  seme'e 
of  lilies  with  the  lions.  There  are  four  arches  now 
to  this  and  three  to  the  other  bars,  instead  of  but 
the  one  through  which  both  pedestrian  and  other 
traffic  went  in  olden  times  ;  but  the  side  arches  have 
been  so  skilfully  constructed  in  the  mediaeval  style 
that  they  are  not  an  offence,  and  are  often,  indeed, 
taken  on  trust  as  old  by  those  unlearned  in  these 
things.  Stone  effigies  of  men-at-arms  still  appear  on 
the  battlemented  turrets,  and  take  on  threatening 
aspects  as  seen  against  the  skyline  by  approaching 
travellers.  But  did  they  ever  achieve  their  purpose 
and  succeed  in  deceiving  an  enemy  into  the  belief 
that  they  were  really  flesh  and  blood  ?  If  so,  they 
must  in  those  days  have  been  very  credulous  folk,  to  be 
imposed  upon  by  such  devices. 

Crossing  the  Ouse  by  Lendal  Bridge,  where  chains 
stretched  across  the  river  from  towers  on  either  bank 
formerly  completed  the  circle  of  defences,  Bootham  Bar 
is  reached,  spanning  the  exit  from  York  along  the 
Great  North  Road.  Still  a  worthy  approach  to,  or  exit 
from,  the  city,  it  wore  a  yet  more  imposing  appearance 
until  towards  the  close  of  the  coaching  age,  when  its 
barbican,  the  outworks  with  which  every  one  of  the 
York  bars  was  provided,  was  wantonly  destroyed. 
Those  who  would  recall  the  ancient  appearance  of 
Bootham  Bar  and  its  fellows,  as  viewed  from  without, 
have  only  to  see  Walmgate  Bar,  whose  barbican  still 


8  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

remains,  the  only  one  left  in  the  march  of  intellect  and 
of  "  improvements."  Then  it  presented  a  forbidding 
front  to  the  North,  and  with  the  walls,  which  were 
here  at  their  highest  and  strongest,  disputed  the  path 
of  the  Scots.  The  walls  have  been  broken  down  and 
demolished  between  the  river  and  this  bar,  and  modern 
streets  driven  through,  so  that  something  of  the  grim 
problem  presented  to  a  northern  enemy  is  lost  to  the 
modern  beholder  ;  but  the  view  remains  among  the 
finest,  and  comprises  the  towers  of  the  Minster,  peering 
in  grandeur  from  behind  this  warlike  frontal.  The 
Scots  were  here  soon  after  Bannockburn.  In  1319  an 
army  of  15,000  came  down,  and  York  would  probably 
have  fallen  had  it  not  been  for  these  strong  defences,  the 
finest  examples  of  military  architecture  in  England. 
As  it  was,  they  found  York  too  well  cared  for,  and  so, 
destroying  everything  outside  the  walls  and  leaving 
it  on  their  left,  they  endeavoured  to  pass  south  by 
Ferrybridge.  At  Myton-upon-Swale,  '  near  Borough- 
bridge,  they  met  the  English,  hastily  brought  up  by 
the  Archbishop,  and  defeated  them  with  the  utmost 
ease.  But  prudence  was  ever  a  Scottish  characteristic, 
and  so,  with  much  booty,  they  retreated  into  Scotland, 
instead  of  following  up  their  advantage. 

The  walk  along  the  walls  from  Bootham  Bar  to 
Monk  Bar  is  glorious  in  spring,  with  the  pink  and 
white  blossoms  of  apple,  pear,  and  plum-trees,  for  here 
the  well-ordered  gardens  of  the  ecclesiastical  dignitaries 
are  chiefly  situated.  Midway,  the  wall  makes  a  return 
in  a  south-easterly  direction.  Monk  Bar,  whose  name 
derives  from  General  Monk,  Duke  'of  Albemarle,  was 
once  known  as  Goodramgate,  and  the  street  in  which  it 
stands  still  bears  that  name,  supposed  to  be  a  corruption 
of  "  Guthram,"  the  name  of  some  forgotten  Danish 
chieftain.  At  some  distance  beyond  it,  the  wall  goes 
off  due  east,  to  touch  the  river  Foss  at  Layerthorpe, 
where  that  stream  and  the  quagmires  that  once 
bordered  it  afforded  an  excellent  defence  in  themselves, 
without  any  artificial  works.  Thus  it  is  that  the  wall 
ceases  entirely  until  the  Red  Tower  is  reached,  on  the 


'•'  -       '  v^^'  ;  • 

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BFSjjSo^'v*  '    'V  •      ~ 

^A°M:      ,  ^ 


"WHIP-DOG  DAY'  11 

outer  bank  of  the  Foss,  where  it  recommences  and  takes 
a  bend  to  the  south-west.  From  this  point  to 
Walmgate  Bar  and  the  Fishergate  Postern  it  is 
particularly  slight,  the  necessary  strength  being 
provided  by  the  Foss  itself,  forming  a  second  line  of 
defence,  with  the  castle  behind  it.  Thence  we  come 
to  the  broad  Ouse  again,  now  crossed  by  the  Skeldergate 
Bridge,  but  once  protected,  as  at  Lendal,  by  chains 
drawn  from  bank  to  bank.  On  the  opposite  bank,  on 
the  partly  natural  elevation  of  Baile  Hill,  stood  a 
subsidiary  castle,  and  here  the  wall  is  carried  on  a 
very  high  mound  until  it  rejoins  Micklegate  Bar. 

There  are  but  few  so-called  "  streets  "  in  York. 
They  are  mostly  "  gates,"  a  peculiarity  of  description 
which  is  noticeable  throughout  the  Midlands  and  the 
North.  And  queerly  named  some  of  these  "  gates  " 
are.  There  is  Jubbergate,  whose  name  perpetuates 
the  memory  of  an  ancient  Jewish  quarter  established 
here ;  Stonegate,  the  narrow  lane  leading  to  the 
Minster,  along  which  went  the  stone  with  which 
to  build  it ;  Swinegate,  a  neighbourhood  where  the 
unclean  beasts  were  kept,  and  many  more.  But  most 
curious  of  all  is  "  Whipmawhopmagate,"  a  continuation 
of  Colliergate.  This  oddly  named  place  is  rarely 
brought  to  the  notice  of  the  stranger,  because  it  has 
but  two  houses  ;  but,  despite  its  whimsical  name,  it 
has  a  real,  and  indeed  a  very  old,  existence.  Connected 
with  its  name  is  the  institution  of  "  Whip  Dog  Day,"  a 
celebration  once  honoured  on  every  St.  Luke's  Day, 
October  18,  by  the  thrashing  of  all  the  dogs  met  with 
in  the  city.  According  to  the  legend  still  current,  it 
seems  that  in  mediaeval  times,  while  the  priest  was 
celebrating  the  sacrament  at  the  neighbouring  church 
of  St.  Crux,  he  dropped  the  consecrated  pax,  which 
was  swallowed  by  a  stray  dog  who  had  found  his  way 
into  the  building.  For  this  crime  the  animal  was 
sentenced  to  be  severely  whipped,  and  an  annual  day 
was  set  apart  for  the  indiscriminate  thrashing  of  his 
fellows.  A  more  likely  derivation  of  the  name  of 
Whipmawhopmagate  is  from  the  spot  having  been  the 


12      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

whipping-place  of  religious  penitents,  or  of  merely 
secular  misdemeanants. 

II 

THE  grim  blackened  walls  of  York  Castle  confront 
the  traveller  who  approaches  the  city  by  Fishergate, 
and  lend  a  gloomy  air  to  the  entrance  ;  the  more 
gloomy  because  those  heavy  piles  of  sooty  masonry 
nowadays  encircle  a  prison  for  malefactors,  rather  than 
forming  the  defences  of  a  garrison,  and  keep  our  social 
enemies  within,  instead  of  a  more  chivalric  foe  without. 
For  over  two  hundred  years  York  Castle  has  been  an 
assize  court  and  a  gaol,  and  the  military  element  no 
longer  lends  it  pure  romance.  Romance  of  the  sordid 
kind  it  has,  this  beetle-browed  place  of  vain  regrets 
and  expiated  crimes,  of  dismal  cells  and  clanking 
fetters  ;  but  if  you  would  win  back  to  the  days  of 
military  glory  which  once  distinguished  it,  your 
imaginary  journey  will  be  lengthy  indeed.  These 
battlemented  walls,  enclosing  four  acres  of  ground, 
and  with  a  compass  of  over  eleven  hundred  yards,  were 
completed  in  1856,  and,  with  the  prison  arrangements 
within,  cost  £200,000.  If,  as  the  poet  remarks, 
"  peace  hath  her  victories,  no  less  renowned  than 
war,"  she  also  needs  defences,  as  much  against  the 
villainous  centre-bit  as  against  the  foreign  foe. 

But  there  is  still  something  left  of  the  York  Castle 
of  old,  although  you  must  win  to  it  past  frowning 
portals  eloquent  of  a  thousand  crimes,  great  and 
small,  guarded  by  prison  warders  and  decorated  with 
notice-boards  of  Prison  Regulations.  Clifford's  Tower, 
this  ancient  portion,  itself  goes  no  farther  back  into 
history  than  the  time  of  Edward  the  First ;  and  of 
the  buildings  that  witnessed  the  appalling  massacre  of 
the  Jews,  in  March  1190,  nothing  fortunately  remains. 
It  cannot  be  to  the  advantage  of  sightseers  that  the 
blood-stained  stones  of  that  aw'ful  time  should  stand. 
History  alone,  without  the  aid  of  sword  or  shattered 
wall,  is  more  than  sufficient  to  keep  the  barbarous 


THE  JEWS   OF   YORK  13 

tale  alive,  of  how  some  five  hundred  Jews  of  all  ages 
and  sexes  fled  for  protection  to  the  Castle  keep,  and 
were  besieged  there  for  days  by  Christians,  thirsting 
for  their  blood.  Their  death  was  sure  :  only  the 
manner  of  it  remained  uncertain.  The  wholesale 
slaughter  of  Jews  at  Lynn,  Lincoln,  and  Stamford 
rendered  surrender  impossible,  and  rather  than  die 
slowly  in  the  agonies  of  starvation  they  set  the  Castle 
on  fire,  husbands  and  brothers  slaying  the  women  and 
children,  and  then  stabbing  themselves.  Those  few 
who  feared  to  die  thus  opened  the  gates  as  morning 
dawned.  "  Affliction  has  taught  us  wisdom,"  they 
said,  "  and  we  long  for  baptism  and  for  the  faith  and 
peace  of  Christ  "  ;  but  even  as  they  said  it  the  swords 
and  axes  of  ruthless  assassins  struck  them  down. 
Christ  was  avenged,  and,  incidentally,  many  a  Christian 
debtor  cried  quits  with  his  Jewish  creditor  as  he 
dashed  out  the  infidel's  brains.  It  is  not  often  given 
to  champions  of  causes,  religious  or  political,  to  make 
one  blow  serve  both  public  and  private  ends,  and 
those  Christians  were  fortunate.  At  the  same  time, 
sympathy  with  the  murdered  Jews  may  easily  be 
overstrained.  They  had  but  sown  the  wind  and 
reaped  the  whirlwind.  Trading  and  following  the 
traditional  Jewish  occupation  of  usury,  they  had 
eaten  like  a  canker  into  the  heart  of  York.  They 
had  lived  in  princely  style,  and  knew  how  to  grind 
the  faces  of  their  Christian  debtors,  whose  lives  they 
had  made  miserable,  and  so  simply  fell  victims  to  that 
revenge  which  has  been  aptly  described  as  "  a  kind  of 
wild  justice." 

Clifford's  Tower,  standing  where  these  scenes  were 
enacted,  is  a  roofless  shell,  standing  isolated  on  its 
mound  within  the  Castle  walls,  and  obtains  its  name, 
not  from  its  builder,  but  from  Francis  Clifford,  Earl  of 
Cumberland,  who  made  a  doorway  in  it  in  the  time 
of  Charles  the  First.  It  was  ruined  by  explosion  and 
fire  in  1684,  and  so  remains,  shattered  and  overgrown 
with  trees  and  grass,  a  picturesque  object  that  the 
eye  loves  to  linger  upon  in  contrast  with  the  classic 


14 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


buildings  that  occupy  the  old  Castle  wards,  and  speak 
of  crime  and  its  penalties.  He  who  would  bring  back 
the  crimes  and  ferocities  of  a  hundred  and  fifty  years 
or  more  to  the  mind's  eye  can  have  his  taste  gratified 


YORK   CASTLE:    CLIFFORD'S    TOWER, 

and  the  most  vivid  pictures  conjured  up  at  the  sight  of 
such  choice  and  thrilling  relics  as  the  horn-handled 
knife  and  fork  with  which  the  bodies  of  rebels  captured 
in  the  '45  were  quartered  ;  the  leathern  strap  that 
Holroyd  used  for  the  purpose  of  hanging  his  father 
from  the  boughs  of  a  cherry-tree  ;  a  fragment  of  the 
skull  of  Eugene  Aram's  victim,  Daniel  Clark  ;  the 
curiously  varied  implements  used  by  wives  and 
husbands  who  murdered  their  yoke-fellows,  ranging 
from  the  unwifely  sledge-hammer  and  razor  wielded 
by  wives,  to  the  knives  and  pokers  chiefly  affected  by 
the  husbands ;  Jonathan  Martin  the  incendiary's 
impromptu  flint  and  steel,  and  the  bell  rope  by  whose 
aid  he  escaped  from  the  Minster  ;  and  those  prime 
curiosities,  Dick  Turpin's  fetters.  Even  Turpin's  cell 


DICK  TURPIN  15 

can  be  seen  by  those  who,  after  much  diligent  applica- 
tion to  the  Prisons  Department  of  the  Home  Office, 
procure  the  entree  to  the  Castle  ;  and  in  that  "  stone 
jug,"  as  the  criminals  of  old  called  their  cells,  the 
imaginative  can  reconstruct  their  Turpin  as  they  will. 
Many  a  better  man  than  he  has  occupied  this  gloomy 
dungeon,  but  scarce  a  worse. 


Ill 

ONE  of  the  most  notorious  of  the  criminals  who  were 
haled  forth  from  this  condemned  hold  to  end  their  days 
on  Knavesmire  was  Richard  Turpin,  who  was  hanged  on 
the  17th  of  April,  1739.  This  cruel  and  mean  ruffian, 
around  whose  sordid  career  the  glamour  of  countless 
legends  of  varying  degrees  of  impossibility  has  gathered, 
was  the  son  of  a  small  innkeeper  and  farmer  at  the 
appropriately  named  village  of  Hempstead,  in  Essex. 
The  inn,  called  the  "  Crown,"  almost  wholly  rebuilt, 
however,  is  in  existence  to  this  day,  and  his  baptismal 
record  may  yet  be  read  in  the  parish  register  : — 
"  1705,  Sept.  21,  Richardus,  filius  Johannis  et  Mariae 
Turpin." 

Apprenticed  to  a  butcher  in  Whitechapel,  he  soon 
set  up  in  business  for  himself,  obtaining  his  cattle  by 
the  simple  and  ready  expedient  of  stealing  them. 
He  married  a  girl  named  Palmer,  whose  name  he 
afterwards  took,  and  after  a  career  of  house-breaking 
and  cattle-lifting  in  Essex  and  parts  of  Middlesex, 
in  which  he  figured  as  one  of  a  numerous  gang  who 
never  attacked  or  plundered  unless  they  were  armed 
to  the  teeth  and  in  a  great  numerical  superiority, 
found  the  home  counties  too  hot  to  hold  him  ;  and 
so,  after  shooting  his  friend,  one  of  the  three  brothers 
King,  all  highwaymen,  in  the  affray  at  Whitechapel 
in  1737,  in  which  he  escaped  from  the  Bow  Street 
officers,  he  fled  first  into  Essex  and  then  into  Lincoln- 
shire. Authorities  disagree,  both  as  to  the  particular 


1H      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

King  who  was  shot,  and  on  the  question  of  whether 
Turpin  shot  him  accidentally  in  aiming  at  one  of  the 
officers,  or  with  the  purpose  of  preventing  him  giving 
evidence  disclosing  his  haunts.  The  legends  make 
Tom  King  the  martyr  on  this  occasion,  and  represent 
him  as  bidding  Turpin  to  fly  ;  but  the  facts  seem  to 
point  to  Matthew  being  the  victim,  and  to  his  cursing 
Turpin  for  a  coward,  as  he  died.  It  is  quite  certain 
that  a  Tom  King,  a  highwayman,  suffered  at  Tyburn 
in  1755,  eight  years  later. 

As  for  Turpin,  or  Palmer,  as  he  now  called  himself, 
he  settled  at  Welton,  near  Beverley,  and  then  at 
Long  Sutton,  Lincolnshire,  as  a  gentleman  horse-dealer. 
He  had  not  long  been  domiciled  in  those  parts  before 
the  farmers  and  others  began  to  lose  their  stock 
in  a  most  unaccountable  manner.  The  wonder  is  that 
no  one  suspected  him,  and  that  he  could  manage,  for 
however  short  a  period,  to  safely  sell  the  many  horses  he 
stole.  He  even  managed  to  mix  freely  in  company 
with  the  yeomen  of  the  district,  and  despite  his 
ill-favoured  countenance,  made  himself  not  unwelcome. 
But  his  brutal  nature  was  the  cause  of  his  undoing. 
Returning  from  a  shooting  excursion,  he  wantonly 
shot  one  of  his  neighbour's  fowls,  and  on  being 
remonstrated  with,  threatened  to  serve  one  of  his  new 
friends  the  same.  He  was  accordingly  summoned  at 
the  Beverley  Petty  Sessions,  when  it  appeared  that  he 
had  no  friends  to  find  bail  for  him,  and  that  he  was,  in 
point  of  fact,  a  newcomer  to  the  district,  whose  habits, 
now  investigated  for  the  first  time,  proved  suspicious. 
Eventually  he  was  charged  with  stealing  a  black  mare, 
blind  of  the  near  eye,  off  Heckington  Common,  and  was 
committed  to  York  Castle.  From  his  dungeon  cell  he 
wrote  a  letter  to  his  brother  at  Hempstead,  to  cook 
him  up  a  character.  The  letter  was  not  prepaid,  and 
the  brother,  not  recognising  the  handwriting,  refused 
to  pay  the  sixpence  demanded  by  the  Post  Office.  On 
such  trivial  things  do  great  issues  hang  !  The  village 
postmaster  happened  to  have  been  the  schoolmaster 
who  had  taught  Turpin  to  write.  He  recognised  the 


EXECUTION  OF  TURPIN  17 

handwriting  and  read  the  letter.  He  was  a  man  of 
public  spirit,  and,  travelling  to  York,  identified  the 
prisoner  as  the  Richard  Turpin  who  had  long  been 
"  wanted  "  for  many  crimes. 

After  his  trial  and  condemnation  the  farmers  flocked 
in  hundreds  to  see  him.  His  last  days  in  prison  were 
as  well  attended  as  a  levee,  and,  to  do  him  justice,  his 
courage,  conspicuously  lacking  at  other  times,  never 
faltered  at  the  last.  He  became  one  of  the  shows  of 
that  ancient  city  for  a  time,  but  nothing  daunted  him. 
He  spent  his  last  days  in  joking,  drinking,  and  telling 
stories,  as  jovial,  merry,  and  frolicsome  as  though  the 
shadow  of  the  gallows  was  not  impending  over  him. 
He  scouted  the  Ordinary,  and  suffered  no  twinges  of 
conscience,  but  busied  himself  in  preparing  a  decent 
costume  for  his  last  public  appearance.  Nothing 
would  serve  him  but  new  clothes  and  a  smart  pair  of 
pumps  to  die  in.  On  the  morning  before  the  execution, 
he  gave  the  hangman  £3.  10s.  to  be  divided  among  five 
men  who  were  to  follow  him  as  mourners,  and  were  to 
be  furnished  with  black  hatbands  and  mourning  gloves. 
When  the  time  came  and  he  went  in  the  tumbril  to 
be  turned  off,  he  bowed  to  the  ladies  and  flourished 
his  cocked  hat  as  though  he  would  presently  see  them 
again.  He  certainly,  when  he  had  mounted  the 
ladder,  kept  the  people  waiting  for  the  spectacle  they 
had  come  to  see,  for  he  talked  with  the  hangman  for 
over  half-an-hour.  But  when  the  conversation  was 
ended,  he  threw  himself  off  in  the  most  resolute 
fashion,  and  had  the  reward  of  his  courage,  for  he  died 
in  a  moment. 

Thus  died  the  famous  Turpin,  in  the  thirty-third 
year  of  his  age.  After  the  execution  his  body  lay  in 
state  for  that  day  and  the  succeeding  night  at  the 
"  Black  Boar "  inn  in  Castlegate.  The  following 
morning  it  was  buried  in  the  churchyard  of  St.  George's, 
by  Fishergate  Postern,  and  the  evening  afterwards 
it  was  dug  up  again  by  some  of  the  city  surgeons,  for 
dissection.  By  this  time  the  mob  had  apparently 
agreed  that  this  brutal  horse-stealer,  who  according 


18      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

to  the  contemporary  London  Magazine,  was  "  so 
mean  and  stupid  a  wretch,"  was  really  a  very  fine 
fellow ;  and  they  determined  that  his  remains  should 
not  be  dishonoured.  Accordingly  they  rescued 
the  body  and  reinterred  it,  in  black  lime,  so  as  to 
effectually  balk  any  further  attempts  on  the  part  of 
the  surgeons. 

Dick  Turpin,  although  his  name  bulks  so  largely  in 
the  legendary  story  of  the  roads,  was  by  no  means  the 
foremost  of  his  profession.  He  was  brutal,  and  lacked 
the  finer  instincts  of  the  artist.  It  could  never,  for 
instance,  have  been  in  his  nature  to  invite  the  wife 
of  a  traveller  he  had  just  robbed  to  dance  a  coranto 
with  him  on  the  Common,  as  Duval  did  on  Hounslow 
Heath  when  the  distant  clocks  were  sounding  the 
hour  of  midnight.  With  Turpin  it  was  an  oath  and 
a  blow.  Curses  and  violence,  not  courtesy,  were  his 
methods.  Therefore,  it  is  with  the  less  compunction 
that  we  may  tear  away  the  romance  from  Richard 
Turpin  and  say  that,  so  far  from  being  the  hero  of 
the  Ride  to  York,  he  never  rode  to  York  at  all,  except 
on  that  fatal  morning  when  he  progressed  to  York 
Castle  in  chains,  presently  to  be  convicted  and  hanged 
for  the  unromantic  crimes  of  horse,  sheep,  and  cattle 
stealing.  He  was  little  better  than  a  vulgar  burglar 
and  horse-thief.  It  was  Harrison  Ainsworth  who 
made  Turpin  a  hero  from  such  very  unpromising 
material,  and  he,  in  fact,  invented  not  only  the  ride 
to  York,  but  Black  Bess  as  well.  According  to  the 
novelist,  Turpin  started  from  Kilburn,  and  came  into 
the  Great  North  Road  at  Highgate,  with  three  mounted 
officers  after  him.  Thence  he  turned  into  Hornsey, 
and  so  by  the  Ware  route,  the  mare  clearing  the 
twelve  feet  high  toll-gate  on  the  way  without  an  effort. 
They  always  do  that  in  fiction,  but  the  animal  that  could 
do  it  in  fact  does  not  exist. 

At  Tottenham  (always  according  to  the  novelist, 
of  course)  the  people  threw  brickbats  at  the  gallant 
Turpin.  They  "  showered  thick  as  hail,  and  quite  as 
harmlessly,  around  him,"  and  Turpin  laughed,  as, 


NEVISON  19 

indeed,  he  had  an  occasion  to  do,  because  the  Totten- 
ham people  must  have  been  the  poorest  of  marksmen. 
And  so  pursuers  and  pursued  swept  through  Edmonton 
and  Ware,  and  quite  a  number  of  places  which  are  not 
on  our  route.  At  Alconbury  Hill  he  comes  into  view 
again,  and  the  inconceivable  chase  proceeds  until 
Black  Bess  expires,  at  sunrise,  within  sight  of  the 
glorious  panorama  of  York's  spires  and  towers. 

There  are  very  many  who  believe  Ainsworth's  long 
rigmarole,  and  take  their  ideas  of  that  unromantic 
highwayman  from  his  novel,  but  the  dashing,  high- 
souled  (and  at  times  maudlin)  fellow  of  those  pages 
is  absolutely  fictitious. 


IV 

AIXSWORTII  constructed  his  fictitious  hero  from  a  very 
slight  basis  of  fact.  What  a  pity  he  did  not  rear  his 
narrative  on  better  lines,  and  give  the  credit  of  the 
Ride  to  York  to  the  man  who  really  did  it.  For  it 
was  done,  and  it  was  a  longer  ride  by  some  twenty-six 
miles,  at  least,  than  that  recounted  in  the  vulgar 
romance  of  Rookwood.  It  was,  in  fact,  a  better  ride, 
by  a  better  man,  and  at  a  much  earlier  period. 

John  Nevison  was  the  hero  of  this  exploit.  It  was 
on  a  May  morning  in  1676,  at  the  unconsconable  hour 
of  four  o'clock,  that  he  robbed  a  traveller  on  Gad's  Hill, 
near  Chatham,  and,  fired  with  the  ambition  of 
establishing  an  alibi,  immediately  set  off  to  ride  to 
York.  Crossing  the  Thames  from  Gravesend  to 
Tilbury,  he  rode  011  his  "  blood  bay  "  to  Chelmsford, 
where  he  baited  and  rested  his  horse  for  half-an-hour. 
Thence  on  to  Cambridge  and  through  the  town  without 
drawing  rein,  he  went  through  by-lanes  to  Fenny 
Stanton,  Godmanchester,  and  Huntingdon,  where  he 
took  another  half-hour's  rest ;  continuing,  by 
unfrequented  ways,  until  York  was  reached,  the  same 
evening.  Of  course,  he  must  have  had  several  fresh 
horses  on  the  way.  Stabling  the  horse  that  had  brought 


20      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

him  into  the  cathedral  city,  he  hastily  removed  the 
travel-stains  from  his  person,  and  strolled  casually  to 
the  nearest  bowling-green,  where  the  Mayor  of  York 
happened  to  be  playing  a  game  with  some  friends. 
Nevison  took  the  opportunity  of  asking  him  the  time, 
and  received  the  answer  that  it  was  just  a  quarter^to 
eight.  That  was  sufficient  for  his  purpose.  By  this 
question  and  the  reply  he  had  fixed  the  recollection  of 
himself  and  of  the  time  in  the  Mayor's  mind,  and  had 
his  alibi  at  need.  Sure  enough,  he  needed  it  a  little 
later,  when  he  was  arrested  for  another  highway 
robbery,  and  the  Gad's  Hill  traveller  happened  to  be 
the  one  witness  who  could  swear  to  him.  Nevison 
called  his  York  witnesses,  who  readily  enough  deposed 
to  his  being  there  on  the  evening  of  the  day  on  which 
the  traveller  swore  he  had  been  robbed  by  him  near 
Chatham.  This  was  conclusive.  No  one  conceived 
it  possible  for  a  man  to  have  been  in  two  places  so 
remote  in  one  day,  and  he  was  acquitted.  Then, 
when  the  danger  was  past,  his  sporting  instincts 
prevailed,  and  he  told  the  story.  He  became  the  hero 
of  a  brief  hour,  and  Charles  the  Second,  who  dearly 
loved  a  clever  rogue,  is  said  to  have  christened  him 
"  Swift  Nicks."  If  we  roughly  analyse  this  ride  we 
shall  find  that  Nevison 's  performance  amounted  to 
about  230  miles  in  fifteen  hours  :  a  rate  of  over 
fifteen  miles  an  hour.  To  have  done  as  much  was  a 
wonderful  exploit,  even  though  (as  seems  certain)  he 
had  remounts  at  the  houses  cf  confederates.  He 
probably  had  many  such  houses  of  call,  for  he  was 
one  of  a  numerous  band  of  highwaymen  whose  head- 
quarters were  at  Newark. 

This  escape  served  him  for  eight  years  longer,  for 
it  was  in  1684  that  his  career  came  to  a  close  on 
Knavesmire,  where  he  was  hanged  on  the  4th  of  May. 

There  was  something  of  the  Robin  Hood  in  Nevison's 
character,  if  we  are  to  believe  the  almost  legendary 
stories  told  in  Yorkshire  of  this  darling  of  the  Yorkshire 
peasantry.  He  robbed  the  rich  and  gave  to  the  poor, 
and  many  are  the  tales  still  told  of  his  generosity. 


THE   REAL   HERO  21 

Such  an  one  is  the  tale  that  tells  of  his  being  at  a  village 
inn,  when  the  talk  turned  upon  the  affairs  of  an 
unfortunate  farmer  whose  home  had  been  sold  up  for 
rent.  Among  those  in  the  place  was  the  bailiff,  with 
the  proceeds  of  the  sale  on  him.  Nevison  contrived  to 
relieve  him  of  the  cash,  and  restored  it  to  the  farmer. 
Perhaps  he  was  not  so  well-liked  by  the  cattle-dealers 
along  the  Great  North  Road,  whom  he  and  his  gang 
robbed  so  regularly  that  at  length  they  commuted  their 
involuntary  contributions  for  a  quarterly  allowance, 
which  at  the  same  time  cleared  the  road  for  them  and 
afforded  them  protection  against  any  other  bands. 
Indeed,  Nevison,  or  Bracy,  as  his  real  name  appears  to 
have  been,  was  in  this  respect  almost  a  counterpart  of 
those  old  German  barons  on  the  Rhine,  who  levied 
dues  on  the  travellers  whose  business  unfortunately 
led  them  their  way.  The  parallel  goes  no  greater 
distance,  for  those  picturesque  miscreants  were 
anything  but  the  idols  of  the  people.  Nevison  was 
sufficiently  popular  to  have  been  the  hero  of  a  rural 
ballad,  still  occasionally  heard  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
his  haunts  at  Knarcsborough,  Ferrybridge,  York,  or 
Newark.  Here  are  two  verses  of  it ;  not  perhaps 
distinguished  by  wealth  of  fancy  or  resourcefulness 
of  rhyme  : — 

])id  you  ever  hear  tell  of  that  hero, 

Bold  Nevison,  that  was  his  name  ? 
He  rode  about  like  a  bold  hero, 

And  with  that  he  gain'd  great  fame. 

HP  maintained  himself  like  a  gentleman, 

Besides,  he  was  good  to  the  poor  ; 
He  rode  about  like  a  great  he-.o, 

And  he  pain'd  himself  favour  therefore. 

Yorkshire  will  not  willingly  let  the  fame  of  her 
Nevison  die.  Is  not  his  Leap  shown,  and  is  not  the 
inn  at  Sandal,  where  he  was  last  captured,  still  pointed 
out  ?  Then  there  is  the  tale  of  how  he  and  twenty 
of  his  gang  attacked  fifteen  butchers  who  were  riding 
to  Northallerton  Fair,  an  encounter  recounted  in  a 
pamphlet  dated  1674,  luridly  styled  Bloody  News 
from  Yorkshire.  Another  memory  is  of  the  half 


22      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

dozen  men.  who  at  another  time  attempted  to  take 
him  prisoner.  He  escaped  and  shot  one  of  them, 
also  a  butcher.  Nevison  and  butchers  were  evidently 
antipathetic.  Released  once  on  promising  to  enter 
the  army,  he,  like  Boulter,  deserted.  That  he  could 
break  prison  with  the  best  he  demonstrated  fully  at 
Wakefield ;  but  his  final  capture  was  on  a  trivial 
charge.  It  sufficed  to  do  his  business,  though,  for 
the  prosecution  were  now  prepared  with  the  fullest 
evidence  against  him  and  his  associates,  and  their 
way  of  life.  They  had  secured  Mary  Brandon,  who 
acted  as  housekeeper  for  the  gang.  According  to  her 
story,  they  were  John  Nevison,  of  York  ;  Edmund 
Bracy,  of  Nottingham  ;  Thomas  Wilbere,  of  the  same 
town  ;  Thomas  Tankard,  vaguely  described  as  "of 
Lincolnshire  "  ;  and  two  men  named  Bromett  and 
Iverson.  This  last  was  "  commonly  at  the  '  Talbott,' 
in  Newarke,"  which  was  their  headquarters.  The 
landlord  of  that  inn  was  supposed  to  be  cognisant  of 
their  doings,  as  also  the  ostler,  one  William  Anwood, 
"  shee  haveinge  often  scene  the  said  partyes  give  him 
good  summs  of  money,  and  order  him  to  keepe  their 
horses  close,  and  never  to  water  them  but  in  the  night 
time."  They  kept  rooms  at  the  "  Talbot  "  all  the  year 
round,  and  in  them  divided  their  spoil,  which  in  one 
year,  as  the  result  of  ten  great  robberies,  came  to  over 
£1,500.  No  other  highwaymen  can  hold  a  candle  to 
this  gang,  either  for  their  business-like  habits  or  the 
success  of  their  operations. 


THAT  once  dreaded  mid-eighteenth  century  highway- 
man, Thomas  Boulter,  junior,  of  Poulshot  in  Wiltshire, 
once  made  acquaintance  with  York  Castle.  The 
extent  of  his  depredations  was  as  wide  as  his  indifference 
to  danger  was  great.  A  West-countryman,  his  most 
obvious  sphere  of  operations  was  the  country  through 
which  the  Exeter  Road  passed  ;  but  being  greedy  and 


BOULTER  23 

insatiable,  he  soon  exhausted  those  districts,  and 
thought  it  expedient  to  strike  out  for  roads  where  the 
name  of  Boulter  was  unknown,  and  along  which  the 
lieges  still  dared  to  carry  their  watches  and  their  gold. 
He  came  up  to  town  at  the  beginning  of  1777  from  his 
haunts  near  Devizes,  and,  refitting  in  apparel  and 
pistols,  gaily  took  the  Great  North  Road.  Many 
adventures  and  much  spoil  fell  to  him  in  and  about 
Newark,  Leeds,  and  Doncaster ;  but  an  encounter 
between  Sheffield  and  Ripon  proved  his  undoing.  He 
had  relieved  a  gentleman  on  horseback  of  purse  and 
jewellery,  and  was  ambling  negligently  away  when  the 
traveller's  man-servant,  who  had  fallen  some  distance 
behind  his  master,  came  galloping  up.  Thus  reinforced, 
the  plundered  one  chased  Mr.  Boulter,  and,  running 
him  to  earth,  haled  him  off  to  the  nearest  Justice, 
who,  quite  unmoved  by  his  story  of  being  an  unfor- 
tunate young  man  in  the  grocery  line,  appropriately 
enough  named  Poore,  committed  him  to  York  Castle, 
where,  at  the  March  assizes,  he  was  duly  found  guilty 
and  sentenced  to  be  hanged  within  fifteen  days. 
Heavily  ironed,  escape  was  out  of  the  question,  and 
he  gave  himself  up  for  lost,  until,  on  the  morning 
appointed  for  his  execution,  the  news  arrived  that  he 
might  claim  a  free  pardon  if  he  would  enter  his 
Majesty's  service  as  a  soldier,  and  reform  his  life. 
His  Majesty  badly  wanted  soldiers  in  A.D.  1777,  and 
was  not  nice  as  to  the  character  of  his  recruits  ;  and 
indeed  the  British  army  until  the  close  of  the  Peninsular 
War  was  composed  of  as  arrant  a  set  of  rascals  as  ever 
wore  out  shoe-leather.  No  wonder  the  Duke  of 
Wellington  spoke  of  his  army  in  Spain  as  "  my  black- 
guards." But  they  could  fight. 

This  by  the  way.  To  return  to  Mr.  Thomas  Boulter, 
who,  full  of  moral  resolutions  and  martial  ardour,  now 
joined  the  first  marching  regiment  halting  at  York. 
For  four  days  he  toiled  and  strove  in  the  barrack-yard, 
finding  with  every  hour  the  burdens  of  military  life 
growing  heavier.  On  the  fifth  day  he  determined  to 
desert,  and  on  the  sixth  put  that  determination  into 


24.  THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

practice  ;  for  if  he  had  waited  until  the  morrow,  when 
his  uniform  would  have  been  ready,  escape  would  have 
been  difficult.  Stealing  forth  at  dead  of  night,  without 
mishap,  he  made  across  country  to  Nottingham,  and 
so  disappears  altogether  from  these  pages.  The 
further  deeds  that  he  did,  and  the  story  of  his  end  are 
duly  chronicled  in  the  pages  of  the  Exeter  Road,  to 
which  they  properly  belong. 

The  authorities  did  well  to  secure  their  criminal 
prisoners  with  irons,  because  escape  seems  to  have 
otherwise  been  easy  enough.  In  1761,  for  instance, 
there  were  a  hundred  and  twenty-one  French  prisoners 
of  war  confined  in  York  Castle,  and  such  captives 
were  of  course  not  ironed.  Some  of  them  filed  through 
the  bars  of  their  prison  and  twenty  escaped.  Of  these, 
six  were  recaptured,  but  the  rest  were  never  again 
heard  of,  which  seems  to  be  proof  that  the  prison  was 
scarcely  worthy  of  the  name,  and  that  the  city  of  York 
contained  traitors  who  secretly  conveyed  the  fugitives 
away  to  the  coast. 

The  troubles  and  escapades  of  military  captives 
are  all  in  the  course  of  their  career,  and  provoke 
interested  sympathy  but  not  compassion,  because  we 
know  full  well  that  they  would  do  the  same  to  their 
foes,  did  fortune  give  the  opportunity.  Altogether 
different  was  the  position  of  the  unfortunate  old 
women  who,  ill-favoured  or  crazy,  were  charged  on 
the  evidence  of  ill-looks  or  silly  talk  with  being  witches, 
and  thrown  into  the  noisome  cells  that  existed  here 
for  such.  Theirs  were  sad  cases,  for  the  world  took 
witchcraft  seriously  and  burnt  or  strangled  those 
alleged  practitioners  of  it  who  had  survived  being 
"  swum  "  in  the  river  close  by.  The  humour  of  that 
old  method  of  trying  an  alleged  witch  was  grimly 
sardonic.  She  was  simply  thrown  into  the  water,  and 
if  she  sank  was  innocent.  If,  on  the  other  hand,  she 
floated,  that  a  was  proof  that  Satan  was  protecting  his 
own,  and  she  was  fished  out  and  barbarously  put  to 
death.  Trials  for  witchcraft  were  continued  until 
long  after  the  absurdity  of  the  charges  became  apparent, 


JUDICIAL  HUMOUR  25 

and  judges  simply  treated  the  accusations  with  humor- 
ous contempt  :  as  when  a  crazy  old  woman  who 
pretended  to  supernatural  powers  was  brought  before 
Judge  Powell.  "  Do  you  say  you  can  fly  ?  "  asked 
the  Judge,  interposing.  "  Yes,  I  can,"  said  she. 
"  So  you  may,  if  you  will  then,"  rejoined  that  dry 
humorist.  "  I  have  no  law  against  it."  The  accused 
did  not  respond  to  the  invitation. 

So  farewell,  grim  Castle  of  York,  old-time  prison  of 
such  strangely  assorted  captives  as  religious  pioneers, 
poor  debtors,  highwaymen,  prisoners  of  war,  and 
suspected  witches  ;  and  modern  gaol  whose  romance 
is  concealed  beneath  contemporary  common-places. 
Blood  stains  your  stones,  and  persecution  is  writ  large 
on  the  page  of  your  story.  Infidel  Jews,  Protestants, 
Catholics,  and  Nonconformists  of  every  shade  of 
nonconformity  have  suffered  within  your  walls  in 
greater  or  less  degree,  and  even  now  the  black  flag 
occasionally  floats  dolorously  in  the  breeze  from  your 
roofs,  in  token  that  the  penalty  for  the  crime  of  Cain 
has  been  exacted. 


VI 

BEFORE  railways  came  and  rendered  London  the 
chief  resort  of  fashion,  county  towns,  and  many  lesser 
towns  still,  were  social  centres.  Only  the  wealthier 
among  the  country  squires  and  those  interested  in 
politics  to  the  extent  of  having  a  seat  in  the  House 
visited  London  ;  the  rest  resorted  to  their  county 
town,  in  which  they  had  their  town-houses  and  social 
circles.  Those  times  are  to  be  found  reflected  in  the 
pages  of  Jane  Austen  and  other  early  novelists,  who 
picture  for  us  the  snug  coteries  that  then  flourished 
and  the  romances  that  ran  their  course  within  the 
unromantic-looking  Georgian  mansions  now  either 
occupied  by  local  professional  men  or  wealthy  trades- 
folk, or  else  divided  into  tenements.  It  was  the 
era  before  great  suburbs  began  to  spring  up  around 


26      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

every  considerable  town,  to  smother  the  historic  in 
the  commonplace ;  the  time  before  manufacturing 
industries  arose  to  smirch  the  countryside  and  to  rot 
the  stonework  of  ancient  buildings  with  smoke  and 
acid-laden  air  ;  the  days  when  life  was  less  hurried 
than  now.  York,  two  days'  journey  removed  from 
London,  had  its  own  society  and  a  very  varied  one, 
consisting  of  such  elements  as  the  Church,  the  Army, 
and  the  Landed  Interest,  which  last  must  also  be 
expressed  in  capital  letters,  because  in  those  days  to 
be  a  Landowner  was  a  patent  of  gentility.  Outside 
these  elements,  excepting  the  dubious  ones  of  the 
Legal  and  Medical  professions,  there  was  no  society. 
Trade  rendered  the  keepers  of  second-hand  clothes- 
shops  and  wealthy  manufacturers  equally  pariahs 
and  put  them  outside  the  pale  of  polite  intercourse. 
Society  played  whist  in  drawing-rooms  ;  tradesmen 
played  quoits,  bowls,  or  skittles  in  grounds  attached 
to  inns,  or  passed  their  evenings  in  convivial  bar- 
parlours.  Yet  York  must  have  been  a  noted  place 
for  conviviality,  if  we  are  to  believe  the  old  poet : — 

York,  York  for  my  monie, 
Of  all  the  cities  that  ever  I  see, 
For  merry  pastime  and  companie, 
Except  the  citie  of  London. 

And  for  long  after  those  lines  were  written  they  held 
good.  Not  many  other  cities  had  York's  advantages 
as  a  great  military  headquarters,  as  well  as  the  head 
of  an  ecclesiastical  Province,  and  its  position  as  a  great 
coaching  centre  to  and  from  which  came  and  went 
away  many  other  coaches  besides  those  which  fared 
the  Great  North  Road  was  commanding.  Cross- 
country coach-routes  radiated  from  the  old  cathedral 
city  in  every  direction  ;  just  as,  in  fact,  the  railways 
do  nowadays.  It  is  no  part  of  our  business  to  particu- 
larise them,  but  the  inns  they  frequented  demand  a 
notice.  Some  of  these  inns  were  solely  devoted  to 
posting,  which  in  this  broad-acred  county  of  wealthy 
squires  was  not  considered  the  extravagance  that  less 
fortunate  folks  thought  it.  Chief  among  these  was — 


INNS  27 

alas  !  that  we  must  say  was — the  "  George,"  which 
stood  almost  exactly  opposite  the  still  extant  "  Black 
Swan  "  in  Coney  Street.  A  flaunting  pile  of  business 
premises  occupied  by  a  firm  of  drapers  now  usurps  the 
site  of  that  extremely  picturesque  old  house  which 
rejoiced  in  a  sixteenth-century  frontage,  heavily 
gabled  and  enriched  with  quaint  designs  in  plaster,  and 
a  yawning  archway,  supported  on  either  side  by 
curious  figures  whose  lower  anatomy  ended  in  scrolls, 
after  the  manner  of  the  Renaissance.  The  "  George  " 
for  many  years  enjoyed  an  unexampled  prosperity,  and 
the  adjoining  houses,  of  early  Georgian  date,  with 
projecting  colonnade,  were  annexed  to  it.  When  it 
went,  to  make  way  for  new  buildings,  York  lost  its 
most  picturesque  inn,  for  the  York  Tavern,  now 
Barker's  Hotel,  though  solid,  comfortable,  and  pros- 
perous-looking, with  its  cleanly  stucco  front,  is  not 
interesting,  and  the  "  Black  Swan  "  is  a  typical  red- 
brick building  of  two  hundred  years  ago,  square  as  a 
box,  and  as  little  decorative  as  it  could  possibly  be. 
As  for  the  aristocratic  Etteridge's,  which  stood  in 
Lendal,  it  may  be  sought  in  vain  in  that  largely  rebuilt 
quarter.  Etteridge's  not  only  disdained  the  ordinary 
coaching  business,  but  also  jibbed  at  the  average 
posting  people — or,  perhaps,  to  put  it  more  correctly, 
even  the  wealthy  squires  who  flung  away  their  money 
on  posting  stood  aghast  at  Etteridge's  prices.  There- 
fore, in  those  days,  when  riches  and  gentility  went 
together — before  the  self-made  millionaires  had  risen, 
like  scum,  to  the  top — Etteridge's  entertained  the 
most  select,  who  travelled  in  their  own  "  chariots," 
and  were  horsed  on  their  almost  royal  progresses  by 
Etteridge  and  his  like. 

From  the  purely  coaching  point  of  view,  the  "  Black 
Swan  "  is  the  most  interesting  of  York's  hostelries. 
To  the  York  Tavern  came  the  mails,  while  the  "  Black 
Swan  "  did  the  bulk  of  the  stage-coach  business,  from 
the  beginning  of  it  in  1698  until  the  end,  in  1842.  It 
was  here  that  the  old  "  York  in  Four  Days  "  coaching 
bill  of  1706  was  discovered  some  years  ago.  The  house 


28      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

remained  one  of  the  very  few  unaltered  inns  of  coaching 
days,  the  stableyard  the  same  as  it  was  a  hundred  years 
or  more  since,  even  to  the  weather-beaten  old  painted 
oval  sign  of  the  "  Black  Swan,"  removed  from  the 
front  and  nailed  over  one  of  the  stable-doors. 

York  still  preserves  memories  of  the  old  coachmen  ; 
some  of  them  very  great  in  their  day.  Tom  Holtby's, 
for  instance,  is  a  classic  figure,  and  one  that  remained 
until  long  after  coaching  came  to  an  end.  He  died 
in  June  1863,  in  his  seventy-second  year,  and  was 
therefore,  not  greatly  beyond  his  prime  when  he  drove 
the  Edinburgh  mail  into  York  for  the  last  time,  in 
1842,  on  the  opening  of  the  railway.  That  last  drive 
was  an  occasion  not  to  be  passed  without  due  ceremony, 
and  so  when  the  mail,  passing  through  Selby  and 
Riccall,  on  its  way  to  the  city,  reached  Escrick  Park, 
it  was  driven  through,  by  Lord  Wenlock's  invitation, 
and  accompanied  by  him  on  his  drag  up  to  the  "  Black 
Swan  "  and  to  the  York  Tavern.  The  mail  flew  a 
black  flag  from  its  roof,  and  Holtby  gave  up  the  reins 
to  Lord  Macdonald. 

"  Please  to  remember  the  coachman,"  said  my  lord 
to  Holtby,  in  imitation  of  the  professional's  usual 
formula.  "  Yes,"  replied  Holtby,  "  I  will,  if  you'll 
remember  the  guard."  "  Right,"  said  that  innocent 
nobleman,  not  thinking  for  the  moment  that  coach- 
men and  guards  shared  their  tips  ;  "he  shall  have 
double  what  you  tip  me."  Holtby  accordingly 
handed  him  a  £5.  note,  so  that  he  reaped  a  profit 
of  £2.  10s.  on  the  business. 

Holtby's  career  was  as  varied  as  many  of  the  old 
coachmen's,  but  more  prosperous.  He  began  as  a 
stable-hand  at  the  "  Rose  and  Crown,"  Easingwold, 
and  rose  to  be  a  postboy.  Thence  to  the  box  of  a 
cross-country  coach  was  an  easy  transition,  and  his 
combined  dash  and  certainty  as  a  whip  at  last  found 
him  a  place  on  the  London  and  Edinburgh  "  High- 
flyer," whence  he  was  transferred  to  the  mail.  During 
these  years  he  had  saved  money,  and  was  a  compara- 
tively rich  man  when  coaching  ended  ;  so  that  although 


TOM  HOLTBY  29 

he  lost  some  heavy  sums  in  ill-judged  investments, 
still  he  died  worth  over  £3,000.  "  Rash  Tom,"  as  they 
called  him,  from  his  showy  style  of  driving,  was 
indeed  something  of  a  "  Corinthian,"  and  coming  into 
contact  with  the  high  and  mighty  of  that  era,  reflected 
their  manners  and  shared  their  tastes.  If  the  reflection, 
like  that  of  a  wavy  mirror,  was  not  quite  perfect,  and 
erred  rather  in  the  direction  of  caricature,  that  was  a 
failing  not  found  in  Tom  only,  and  was  accordingly 
overlooked.  Moreover,  Tom  was  useful.  No  man 
could  break  in  a  horse  like  him,  and  nowhere  was  a 
better  tutor  in  the  art  of  driving.  "  If,"  said  Old  Jerry, 
"  Tom  Holtby  didn't  live  on  potato-skins  and  worn't 
such  a  one  for  lickin'  folks'  boots,  he'd  be  perfect." 
"  Old  Jerry,"  who  probably  had  some  professional 
grudge  against  Holtby,  referred  to  potato-skins  as 
well  as  to  boot-licking  in  a  figurative  way.  He  meant 
to  satirise  Holtby  as  a  saving  man  and  as  an  intimate 
of  those  who  at  the  best  treated  Jerry  himself  with 
obvious  condescension.  Jerry  himself  was  one  of  the 
most  famous  of  postboys,  and  remained  for  long  years 
in  the  service  of  the  "  Black  Swan."  The  burden  of 
his  old  age  was  the  increasing  meanness  of  the  times. 
"  Them  wor  graand  toimes  for  oos  !  "  he  would  say, 
in  his  Yorkshire  lingo,  talking  of  the  early  years  of  the 
nineteenth  century,  and  so  they  must  have  been,  for 
that  was  the  tail-end  of  the  era  when  all  England  went 
mad  over  Parliamentary  elections,  and  when  Yorkshire, 
the  biggest  of  all  the  counties,  was  the  maddest. 
Everybody  posted,  money  was  spent  like  water  on 
bribery  and  corruption,  and  on  more  reputable  items 
of  expenditure,  and  postboys  shared  in  the  golden 
shower. 


VII 

THE  most  exciting  of  these  Homeric  election  contests 
was  the  fierce  election  for  Yorkshire  in  1807.  At  that 
time  the  huge  county,  larger  than  any  other  two 


30      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

counties  put  together,  returned  only  two  representa- 
tives to  Parliament,  and  the  City  of  York  was  the  sole 
voting-place.  Yorkshire,  roughly  measuring  eighty 
miles  from  north  to  south,  and  another  eighty  from 
east  to  west,  must  have  contained  ardent  politicians 
if  its  out-voters  appeared  at  the  poll  in  any  strength. 
But  if  polling-places  were  to  seek  and  voting  the 
occasion  of  a  weary  pilgrimage,  at  least  the  authorities 
could  not  be  accused  of  allowing  too  little  time  for 
the  exercise  of  that  political  right.  The  booths 
remained  open  for  fifteen  days.  William  Wilberforce 
had  for  years  been  the  senior  member,  and  had  hitherto 
held  a  secure  position.  On  this  particular  occasion 
the  contest  lay  between  the  rival  houses  of  Fitzwilliam 
and  Lascelles,  Whigs  and  Tories  respectively,  intent 
upon  capturing  the  junior  seat.  Lord  Milton,  the 
eldest  son  of  Earl  Fitzwilliam,  and  the  Honourable 
Henry  Lascelles,  heir  to  the  Earl  of  Hare  wood, 
were  the  candidates.  Lord  Harewood  expressed  his 
intention  of  expending,  if  necessary,  the  whole  of  his 
Barbados  estates,  worth  £40,000  a  year,  to  secure  his 
son's  return,  and  equal  determination  was  shown  by 
the  other  side.  With  such  opponents,  it  was  little 
wonder  that  Yorkshire  was  turned  into  a  pandemonium 
for  over  a  fortnight.  All  kinds  of  vehicles,  from 
military  wagons,  family  chariots,  and  mourning- 
coaches  at  one  extreme,  to  sedan-chairs  and  donkey- 
carts  at  the  other,  were  pressed  into  service.  Invalids 
and  even  those  in  articulo  mortis  were  herded  up  to 
the  poll. 

"  No  such  scene,"  said  a  Yorkshire  paper,  "  had  been 
witnessed  in  these  islands  for  a  hundred  years  as  the 
greatest  county  in  them  presented  for  fifteen  days 
and  nights.  Repose  and  rest  have  been  unknown, 
unless  exemplified  by  postboys  asleep  in  the  saddle. 
Every  day  and  every  night  the  roads  leading  to  York 
have  been  covered  by  vehicles  of  all  kinds  loaded  with 
voters — barouches,  curricles,  gigs,  coaches,  landaus, 
dog-carts,  flying  wagons,  mourning-coaches,  and 
military  cars  with  eight  horses,  have  left  no  chance  for 


ELECTIONS  31 

the  quiet  traveller  to  pursue  his  humble  journey  in 
peace,  or  to  find  a  chair  at  an  inn  to  sit  down  upon." 
As  a  result,  Wilberforce  kept  his  place,  Viscount 
Milton  was  elected  second,  and  Lascelles  was  rejected. 
The  figures  were  : — 

Wilberforce  .  .  .  11,806 
Milton  ....  11,177 
Lascelles  .  .  .  10,988 

Only  some  thirty-four  thousand  voters  in  the  great 
shire  ! 

It  was  said  that  Earl  FitzwiUiam's  expenses  were 
£107,000  and  his  unsuccessful  opponent's  £102,000. 
Wilberforce,  who  in  the  fray  only  narrowly  kept  at 
the  head  of  the  poll,  was  at  little  expense,  a  public 
subscription  which  reached  the  sum  of  £64,455  having 
been  made  on  his  behalf.  A  great  portion  of  it  was 
afterwards  returned  by  him.  He  afterwards  wrote 
that  had  he  not  been  defrauded  of  promised  votes, 
his  total  would  have  reached  20,000.  "  However," 
said  he,  "  it  is  unspeakable  cause  for  thankfulness  to 
come  out  of  the  battle  ruined  neither  in  health, 
character,  or  fortune."  It  was  in  this  election  that 
a  voter  who  had  plumped  for  Wilberforce  and  had 
come  a  long  distance  for  the  purpose,  boasting  that  he 
had  not  spent  anything  on  the  journey,  was  asked 
how  he  managed  it.  "  Sure  enow,"  said  he,  "  I  cam 
all  d'way  ahint  Lord  Milton's  carriage." 

A  story  is  told  of  a  bye-election  impending  in 
Yorkshire,  in  which  Pitt  had  particularly  interested 
himself.  Just  upon  the  eve  of  the  polling  he  paid 

a  visit  to  the  famous  Mrs.  B ,  one  of  the  Whig 

queens  of  the  West  Riding,  and  said,  banteringly, 
"  Well,  the  election  is  all  right  for  us.  Ten  thousand 
guineas  for  the  use  of  our  side  go  down  to  Yorkshire 
to-night  by  a  sure  hand." 

"  The  devil  they  do  !  "  responded  Mrs.  B ;  and 

that  night  the  bearer  of  the  precious  burden  was 
stopped  by  a  highwayman  on  the  Great  North  Road, 


32      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

and  the  ten  thousand  guineas  procured  the  return  of 
the  Whig  candidate.  The  success  of  that  robbery 
was  probably  owing  to  the  "  sure  hand  "  travelling 
alone.  Had  he  gone  by  mail-coach,  the  party  funds 
would  have  been  safe,  if  we  may  rely  upon  the 
bona  fides  of  the  York  Post  Office  notice,  dated 
October  30,  1786,  which  was  issued  for  the  reassurance 
of  those  intending  to  travel  by  mail,  and  says : 
"  Ladies  and  gentlemen  may  depend  on  every  care  and 
attention  being  paid  to  their  safety.  They  will  be 
guarded  all  the  way  by  His  Majesty's  servants,  and  on 
dark  nights  a  postillion  will  ride  on  one  of  the  leaders." 
The  notice  concluded  by  saying  that  the  guard  was 
well  armed.  This  was  no  excess  of  caution,  or  merely 
issued  to  still  the  nerves  of  timid  old  ladies,  for  at  this 
period  we  find  "  safety  "  coaches  advertised,  "  lined 
with  copper,  and  secure  against  bullets  "  ;  and  recorded 
encounters  with  armed  highwaymen  prove  that  these 
precautions  were  not  unnecessary. 


VIII 

YORK  MINSTER,  although  so  huge  and  imposing  a  pile 
when  reached,  is  not  glimpsed  by  the  traveller 
approaching  the  city  from  the  Selby  route  until  well 
within  the  streets,  and  only  when  Knavesmire  is 
passed  on  the  Tadcaster  route  are  its  three  towers 
seen  rising  far  behind  the  time-worn  turrets  of 
Micklegate  Bar.  In  bulk,  it  is  in  the  very  front 
rank  among  English  cathedrals,  but  the  flatness  of 
its  site  and  the  narrow  streets  that  lead  to  the  Minster 
Yard  render  it  quite  inconspicuous  from  any  distance, 
except  from  a  few  selected  points  and  from  the 
commanding  eyrie  of  the  City  Walls,  whence,  indeed, 
it  is  seen  at  its  grandest.  "  Minster  "  it  has  been 
named  from  time  immemorial,  but  for  no  apparent 
reason,  for  York's  Chapter  was  one  of  secular  priests, 
and  as  the  term  "  minster  "  derives  from  "  monas- 


YORK  MINSTER  35 

terium,"  this  is  clearly  a  misnomer.  But  as  the 
larger  churches  were  those  in  connection  with  monastic 
rule,  it  must  have  seemed  in  the  popular  view  that 
this  gigantic  church  was  rightly  a  Minster,  no  matter 
what  its  government. 

It  lies  quite  away  from  the  tortuous  streets  by 
which  the  traveller  proceeds  through  York  for  the 
road  to  the  North,  and  it  is  only  when  nearly  leaving 
the  city  by  Bootham  Bar  that  glimpses  of  its  grey 
bulk  are  seen,  at  the  end  of  some  narrow  lane  like 
Stonegate  or  Petergate,  framed  in  by  old  gabled 
houses  that  lean  upon  each  other  in  every  attitude 
suggesting  age  and  decay,  or  seem  to  nod  owlishly 
to  neighbours  just  as  decrepit  across  the  cobble- 
stoned  path.  These  be  ideal  surroundings.  In  the 
ancient  shops,  too,  are  things  of  rarity  and  price, 
artfully  displayed  to  the  gaze  of  unwary  purchasers 
who  do  not  know  the  secrets  of  the  trade  in  antiques 
and  curiosities,  and  are  quite  ignorant  of  the  fact 
that  they  pay  twic?  or  thrice  the  value  at  such  places 
as  these  for  the  old  china,  the  silver,  the  chairs,  and 
bookcases  of  quaint  design  that  take  their  fancy. 
Only  a  narrow  space  prevents  the  stranger  from 
butting  up  against  the  Minster,  at  the  end  of  these 
lanes,  for  here  at  York  we  find  no  such  wide  and 
grassy  Cathedral  close  as  that  of  Winchester,  or  those 
of  Canterbury,  Wells,  or  Peterborough.  Just  a  paved 
yard,  extremely  narrow  along  the  whole  south  side 
and  to  the  east,  with  a  broader  paved  space  at  the 
west  front,  and  some  mingled  lawns  and  pavements 
to  the  north,  where  dwell  the  Dean,  the  prebendaries, 
and  suchlike :  these  are  the  surroundings  of  the 
Minster,  which  render  it  almost  impossible  to  gain 
a  comprehensive  view  of  any  part  save  the  west  front. 

The  Minster — the  Cathedral  Church  of  St.  Peter,  to 
call  it  by  its  proper  title — is  the  fifth  building  on  this 
site.  First  of  all  in  the  series  was  the  wooden  chapel 
erected  for  the  baptism  of  Edwin,  the  Saxon  king, 
in  A.D.  627,  followed  by  a  stone  church,  begun  by  him 
in  628  and  completed  eight  years  later  by  King  Oswald, 


36      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

who  placed  the  head  of  Edwin,  slain  in  battle  by  the 
heathen  at  Hatfield  near  Doncaster,  here  in  the  chapel 
of  St.  Gregory.  Thirty-five  years  later  this  second 
church  was  found  by  Wilfrid  the  Archbishop  to  be  in  a 
state  of  decay,  and  he  accordingly  repaired  the  roofs 
and  the  walls,  which  he  rendered  "  whiter  than  snow 
by  means  of  white  lime,"  as  we  are  told  by  con- 
temporary chroniclers.  In  point  of  fact,  he 
whitewashed  the  cathedral,  just  as  the  churchwardens 
of  a  hundred  years  ago  used  to  treat  our  village 
churches,  for  which  conduct  we  have  been  reviling  them 
for  many  years  past,  not  knowing  that  as  whitewashes 
they  could  claim  such  distinguished  kinship.  About 
the  year  741  this  second  building  was  destroyed  by 
fire  and  was  replaced  by  another,  completed  in  780, 
itself  burnt  in  1069.  The  fourth  was  then  begun  by 
Thomas  of  Bayeux,  the  first  Norman  archbishop,  and 
completed  about  1080 ;  to  ^be  in  its  turn  partly 
demolished  by  Roger  Pont  1'Eveque,  who  about  1170 
rebuilt  the  choir  on  a  larger  scale.  Following  him  came 
Archbishop  Gray,  who  rebuilt  the  south  transept  in  its 
present  form  between  1230  and  1241 :  the  north  transept 
and  the  central  tower  in  its  original  form  being  the  work 
of  John  Romanus,  sub-dean  and  treasurer  from  1228  to 
1256.  To  the  son  of  the  sub-dean,  Archbishop 
Romanus,  fell  the  beginning  of  a  new  nave,  which 
was  commenced  by  him  in  1291,  but  was  not  completed 
until  1345,  and  is  the  existing  one.  All  these  rebuildings 
were  on  a  progressive  scale  of  size  and  magnificence, 
and  so  by  the  time  they  had  been  completed  it  happened 
that  Archbishop  Roger's  Late  Norman  choir,  which  had 
replaced  the  smaller  Early  Norman  one  by  Thomas  of 
Bayeux,  was  itself  regarded  as  too  small  and  mean, 
and  so  was  pulled  down  to  make  room  for  the  existing 
choir,  completed  about  1400.  Thus  the  earliest 
architectural  features  of  the  existing  Minster  above 
ground  are  the  Early  English  transepts,  and  nothing 
remains  of  those  vanished  early  buildings  save  some 
dubious  Saxon  masonry  and  Norman  walling  in  the 
crypt. 


YORK   MINSTER  37 

The  first  impression  gained  of  the  exterior  of  York 
Minster — an  impression  which  becomes  only  slightly 
modified  on  further  acquaintance — is  that  of  a  vast, 
rambling,  illogical  mass  of  overdone  ornament  very 
much  out  of  repair  and  very  disappointing  to  the 
high  expectations  formed.  Nor  is  the  great  central 
tower  greatly  calculated  to  arouse  enthusiasm  among 
those  who  know  that  of  Lincoln.  An  immense  mass, 
whose  comparative  scale  is  best  seen  from  a  distance, 
its  severity  of  outline  borders  closely  upon  clumsiness, 
a  defect  which  is  heightened  by  its  obviously  unfinished 
condition  and  the  clearly  makeshift  battlements  that 
outrage  the  skyline  with  an  effect  as  of  an  armoured 
champion  wearing  feminine  headgear.  It  seems  clear 
that  the  intention,  either  of  the  original  architect  of  the 
tower,  in  the  Early  English  period,  or  of  those  who 
re-cased  it,  some  two  hundred  years  later,  was  to  carry 
it  up  another  storey.  The  two  western  towers  belong 
to  much  the  same  period,  the  years  from  1433  to  1474, 
and  have  more  than  the  usual  commonplace  appearance 
of  the  Perpendicular  style.  They  form  part  of  the 
most  completely  logical  west  front  in  England  and 
almost  the  least  inspired,  excepting  always  that  early 
Perpendicular  fiasco,  the  west  front  of  Winchester 
Cathedral.  But  the  redeeming  feature  of  York's  west 
front  is  the  beautiful  window  which,  whether  regarded 
from  without  or  within,  is  one  of  the  finest  details  of  the 
building,  its  tracery  of  the  flowing  Decorated  period 
narrowly  approaching  to  the  French  Flamboyant  style 
and  resembling  in  its  delicacy  and  complicated  parts  the 
weblike  design  seen  on  the  skeleton  of  a  leaf. 

A  great  portion  of  the  Minster  is  in  the  Decorated 
style  ;  not,  however,  conceived  in  the  inspired  vein  of 
the  west  window.  The  nave  and  chapter-house  cover 
the  period  of  the  sixty  years  during  which  Decorated 
Gothic  flourished,  and  making  the  round  of  the 
exterior  we  find  its  characteristic  mouldings  and 
traceries  repeated  in  a  long  range  of  seven  bays, 
interrupted  by  the  beautiful  compositions  of  north 
and  south  transepts,  entirely  dissimilar  from  one 


38      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

another,  but  individually  perfect,  and  the  most 
entirely  satisfactory  features  of  the  exterior.  The 
architects  of  that  period  were  more  fully  endowed 
with  the  artistic  sense  than  those  who  went  before, 
or  those  who  succeeded  them,  and  their  works,  and 
the  more  daring  and  ambitious,  but  something  braggart, 
designs  of  their  successors,  remain  to  prove  the 
contention.  Eastward,  beyond  the  transepts,  extends 
the  long,  nine-bayed  choir,  the  view  of  it  obscured 
from  the  north  by  the  protruding  octagonal  chapter- 
house, but  well  seen  on  the  south,  where  the  soaring 
ambition  of  its  designers  may  advantageously  be 
compared  with  the  more  modest  but  better  ordered  art 
of  the  unknown  architect  who  built  the  south  transept. 
The  architects  of  the  choir  would  seem  to  have  dared 
their  utmost  to  produce  the  largest  windows  with  the 
smallest  proportion  of  wall-space,  and  to  have  at  the 
same  time  been  emulative  of  height.  With  these 
obvious  ambitions,  they  have  succeeded  to  wonderment 
in  rearing  a  building  that  is  nearly  all  windows,  with  an 
apparently  dangerously  small  proportion  of  walling  to 
hold  them  together,  but  a  building  which  has  already 
survived  the  storms  of  five  hundred  years  structurally 
and  essentially  sturdy  and  unimpaired.  A  great 
engineering  feat  for  that  time,  rather  than  a  masterpiece 
of  artistry,  as  those  who  stand  by  and  compare  south 
transept  and  choir,  visible  in  one  glance,  can  see. 
That  the  perceptions  of  those  who  built  the  choir 
were  blunted  is  proved  by  the  almost  flat  roof  their 
ambition  for  lofty  walling  has  necessitated.  With 
their  side  walls  carried  up  to  such  a  height,  abutting 
against  the  central  tower,  they  could  not  obtain  the 
steep  pitch  of  roof  which  is  seen  on  the  transepts, 
for  a  higher  pitch  would  have  committed  the  archi- 
tectural solecism  of  cutting  above  the  sills  of  the 
great  tower  windows,  into  the  windows  themselves. 
Thus  their  lofty  choir  is  robbed  of  half  its  effect  and 
looks  square-shouldered  and  ungraceful  by  comparison. 
An  odd  and  entirely  inexplicable  device  is  found 
outside  the  four  eastern  windows  of  the  choir  clerestory, 


INTERIOR   OF  THE   MINSTER  39 

north  and  south,  in  the  placing  of  the  triforium  passage 
outside  the  building,  and  the  screening  of  it  and  the 
windows  with  a  great  skeleton  framework  of  stone. 
The  reason  of  this — whether  it  was  a  mistaken  idea  of 
decoration,  or  for  some  structural  strengthening 
purpose — is  still  to  be  sought.  But  the  east  end  is  an 
equally  crude  and  artless  piece  of  work,  almost  wholly 
given  up  to  the  east  window ;  the  small  flanking 
windows  looking  mean  and  pinched  by  comparison,  and 
the  abundant  decoration  characterised  by  stupid 
repetition  and  want  of  invention.  Here  we  see  the 
Perpendicular  style  at  a  very  low  ebb,  and  thus  it  is  not 
altogether  a  disadvantage  that  the  road  is  so  narrow 
at  this  point  that  a  full  view  of  the  east  end  is  difficult 
to  obtain. 

Criticism  is  at  once  disarmed  on  entering.  One 
enters,  not  by  the  great  portals  in  the  west  front,  but 
by  the  south  porch,  the  most  impressive  entrance,  as  it 
happens.  For  this  is  at  once  the  noblest  and  the 
earliest  portion  of  the  great  church,  and  here,  in  one 
magnificent  view  from  south  to  north  we  obtain  one  of 
the  finest  architectural  vistas  in  England.  Majesty 
personified,  these  Early  English  transepts  are  in  them- 
selves broad  and  long  and  lofty  enough  to  furnish  a  nave 
for  many  another  cathedral.  Spaciousness  and  nobility 
of  proportion  are  the  notes  of  them,  and  even  the 
beautiful  nave,  with  its  aisles,  light  and  graceful,  loftier 
and  broader  than  almost  any  other  in  the  land,  dwindles 
by  comparison.  They  produce  in  the  surprised 
traveller  who  first  beholds  them  the  rare  sensation  of 
satisfaction,  of  expectations  more  than  realised,  and 
give  an  uplifting  of  spirit  as  thrilling  as  that  caused  by 
some  inspiring  passage  of  minstrelsy.  To  stand  at 
the  crossing  and  gaze  upwards  into  that  vast  tower 
which  looks  so  clumsy  to  the  outward  view,  is  to 
receive  an  impression  of  beauty,  of  combined  strength 
and  lightness,  which  is  not  to  be  acquired  elsewhere, 
for  it  is  the  finest  of  lantern  towers,  and,  open  to  the 
vaulting  of  its  roof,  a  hundred  and  eighty  feet  above  the 
pavement,  its  great  windows  on  all  sides  entrap  the 


40      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

sunbeams  and  shed  a  diffused  glory  on  arcade  and  pier. 
Perhaps  one  of  the  most  daring  attempts  at  effect  is 
that  which  confronts  the  visitor  as  he  enters  by  the 
south  porch.  Daring,  not  from  the  constructional,  but 
from  the  decorative  point  of  view,  the  five  equal-sized 
lancet  windows,  the  "  Five  Sisters  "  that  occupy  three 
parts  of  the  space  in  the  wall  of  the  north  transept, 
might  so  easily  have  been  as  glaring  a  failure  as  they 
are  a  conspicuous  success.  Their  very  prominence  has 
doubtless  given  them  their  name,  and  caused  the  legend 
to  be  invented  of  their  having  been  the  gift  of  five 
maiden  sisters.  The  beauty  of  the  original  Early 
English  glass  which  still  remains  in  these  lancets 
has  a  considerable  share  in  producing  this  successful 
effect.  That  the  unearthly  beauty  of  that  pale  green 
glass  is  preserved  to  us,  together  with  much  more  in  the 
Minster,  is  due  to  Sir  Thomas  Fairfax,  theParliamentary 
general,  himself  a  Yorkshireman,  who  kept  the  pious 
but  narrow-minded  and  mischievous  soldiery  in  order, 
who  otherwise  would  have  delighted  in  flinging  prayer- 
books  and  missals  through  every  window  in  this 
House  of  God,  and  have  accounted  it  an  act  of  religious 
fervour. 

We  cannot  explore  the  Minster  in  greater  detail,  for 
the  road  yet  lies  in  many  a  league  before  us  ;  nor 
recount  how  York,  city  and  shire,  broke  into  rebellion 
when  the  old  religion  was  suppressed  by  Henry  the 
Eighth,  and  the  Minster's  treasures,  particularly  the 
head  of  St.  William,  stolen.  The  Pilgrimage  of  Grace 
was  the  result,  in  which  the  Yorkshire  gentlemen  and 
others  assembled,  with  Robert  Aske  at  their  head,  and 
taking  as  their  badge  the  Five  Wounds  of  Christ, 
prepared  to  do  battle  for  their  Faith.  Aske  ended 
on  a  gallows  from  the  height  of  Micklegate  Bar.  The 
same  troubles  recurred  in  the  time  of  Elizabeth,  and 
Yorkshire,  the  last  resort  of  Roman  Catholicism,  was 
again  in  arms,  with  the  Earls  of  Northumberland  and 
Westmoreland  conspiring  with  the  Duke  of  Norfolk  to 
release  the  captive  Queen  of  Scots  and  restore  the  old 
religion.  The  movement  failed,  and  Northumberland 


DESTRUCTION   OF  CHURCHES 


41 


was  executed  on  the  Pavement,  others  being  put  to 
death  or  deprived  of  their  estates.  That  was  the  last 
popular  movement  in  favour  of  the  old  faith,  and 
although  the  city  had  been  prelatical  and  Royalist 
during  the  first  years  of  Charles  the  First's  reign,  public 


ALL  SAIXT3'   PAVEMENT. 

opinion  at  last  veered  completely  round,  so  that 
shortly  after  the  Parliamentary  victory  of  Marston 
Moor  in  1644,  and  the  consequent  surrender  of  the 
Royalist  garrison  of  York,  the  city  became  as  Puritan 
and  republican  as  it  had  been  the  opposite.  Gifts 
made  by  Charles  to  the  Minster  were  torn  down  and 
dispersed,  the  very  font  was  thrown  out,  and  dean  and 
chapter  were  replaced  by  four  divines  elected  by  an 
assembly.  Many  of  the  York  parish  churches  were 
wrecked  by  fanatics  carrying  out  an  order  to  destroy 
"  superstitious  pictures  and  images,"  and  nearly  all 
were  without  incumbents.  When  the  restoration  of  the 
monarchy  and  the  church  was  effected  together  in  1661, 


42      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

York  became  "  one  of  the  most  factious  and  malignant 
towns  in  the  kingdom,"  and  two  years  later  broke 
into  a  revolt  for  which  twenty-one  rebels  were  executed. 
The  final  outburst  occurred  in  1688,  when  James  the 
Second  was  suspected  of  an  intention  to  appoint  the 
Roman  Catholic  Bishop  of  Callipolis  to  the  vacant  see  of 
York.  The  bishop  was  taking  part  in  a  religious 
procession  through  the  streets  when  an  infuriated  mob 
set  upon  him  and  seized  his  silver-gilt  crozier,  which  was 
taken  as  a  trophy  to  the  vestry,  where  it  may  yet  be 
seen.  The  bishop  fled.  A  few  days  later  James  the 
Second  ceased  to  reign,  and  with  that  event  ended  these 
religious  contentions. 


IX 

BUT  the  stirring  history  of  the  Minster  itself  was  not 
yet  completed,  for  the  final  chapter  in  a  long  record  of 
events  was  not  enacted  until  the  early  years  of  the 
nineteenth  century. 

The  roads  in  the  neighbourhood  of  York  on 
February  2,  1829,  were  thronged  with  excited  crowds 
hurrying  to  the  city.  Dashing  through  them  came  the 
fire-engines  of  Leeds,  and  others  from  Escrick  Park. 
Far  ahead,  a  great  column  of  smoke  hovered  in  the  cold 
February  sky.  York  Minster  was  on  fire. 

It  was  no  accident  that  had  caused  this  conflagration, 
but  the  wild  imaginings  of  one  Jonathan  Martin,  which 
had  prompted  him  to  become  the  incendiary  of  that 
stately  pile.  A  singular  character,  compacted  of  the 
unlovely  characteristics  of  Mawworm  and  the  demented 
prophet,  Solomon  Eagle,  this  was  the  crowning 
act  of  a  life  distinguished  by  religious  mania. 
Jonathan  Martin  was  born  at  Hexham  in  1782,  and 
apprenticed  to  a  tanner.  His  parents  were  poor, 
and  he  had  only  the  slightest  kind  of  education. 
At  the  expiration  of  his  apprenticeship  he  found 
himself  in  London,  and  was  speedily  entrapped  by  the 
press-gang  and  sent  to  serve  his  Majesty  as  an  able 


JONATHAN  MARTIN  43 

seaman.  It  seems  to  have  been  at  this  period  that  the 
unbalanced  state  of  his  mind  first  became  noticeable. 
He  was  with  the  fleet  at  many  places,  and  often  in 
action,  from  Copenhagen  to  the  Nile.  At  times  he 
would  exhibit  cowardice,  and  at  others  either 
indifference  to  danger  or  actual  bravery.  He  would  be 
religious,  dissolute,  industrious,  idle,  sulky,  or  cheerful 
by  turns  :  a  pretended  dreamer  of  dreams  and  com- 
municant with  angels.  "  Parson  Saxe,"  his  shipmates 
named  him ;  "  but,"  said  one,  years  afterwards, 
"  I  always  thought  him  more  rogue  than  fool." 

Martin  was  paid  off  in  1810.  He  settled  to  work 
for  a  farmer  at  Norton,  near  Durham,  and  shortly 
afterwards  married.  He  became  a  member  of  the 
Wesleyan  Methodist  body  at  Norton,  and  began  those 
religious  exercises  which  he  claims  to  have  converted 
him  and  to  have  emancipated  him  from  the  law,  being 
"  justified  by  faith  "  only.  How  dangerous  such  views 
of  personal  irresponsibility  can  be  when  held  by  the 
weak-minded  his  after-career  was  only  too  plainly  to 
show.  He  immediately  conceived  an  abhorrence  of  the 
Church  of  England,  as  a  church  teaching  obedience  to 
pastors  and  masters,  and  of  the  clergy  for  their 
worldliness.  In  this  last  respect,  indeed,  Martin — as  we 
think  now — had  no  little  justification,  for  the  Church 
had  not  then  begun  to  arise  from  the  almost  Pagan 
slough  of  laziness,  indifference,  and  greed  of  wealth  and 
good  living  which  throughout  the  previous  century  had 
marked  the  members  of  the  Establishment,  from  the 
country  parson  up  to  the  archbishops.  When  clergymen 
could  find  it  in  them  to  perform  the  solemn  rite  of  the 
burial  service  while  in  a  state  of  drunkenness  ;  when, 
under  Martin's  own  observation  at  Durham,  the 
Prince-Bishop  of  that  city  enjoyed  emoluments  and 
perquisites  amounting  to  £30,000  per  annum,  there  is 
little  cause  for  surprise  that  hatred  and  contempt  of 
the  cloth  should  arise. 

This  basis  of  justification,  acting  upon  a  mind  already 
diseased,  and  not  rendered  more  healthy  by  fasting  and 
brooding  over  the  Scriptures,  resulted  in  his  attempting 


44      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

to  preach  from  church  pulpits,  in  writing  threatening 
letters  to  the  clergy,  and  eventually  to  a  silly  threat 
to  shoot  the  Bishop  of  Oxford  when  at  Stockport. 
For  this  he  was  rightly  confined  in  a  lunatic  asylum  at 
Gateshead.  Some  months  later  he  managed  to  escape, 
and  after  wandering  about  the  country  took  service 
with  his  former  employer  at  Norton,  the  magistrates 
consenting  to  his  remaining  at  liberty.  In  1822  he  left 
for  Darlington,  where  he  lived  until  1827.  His  wife 
had  died  while  he  was  in  the  asylum,  and  in  1828,  Avhile 
engaged  in  hawking  a  pamphlet  biography  of  himself 
at  Boston,  he  made  the  acquaintance  of  a  young  woman 
of  that  town  and  married  her.  By  this  time  his 
religious  mania  .had  grown  worse,  and  when,  on 
December  26,  1828,  he  and  his  wife  journeyed  to  York, 
it  would  appear  that  he  went  there  with  the  design  of 
burning  the  Cathedral  already  half- formed.  He 
haunted  the  building  day  by  day,  leaving  denunciatory 
letters  from  time  to  time.  One,  discovered  on  the  iron 
grille  of  the  choir  screen,  exhorted  the  clergy  to 
"  repent  and  cry  For  marcey  for  know  is  the  day  of 
vangens  and  your  Cumplet  Destruction  is  at  Hand  for 
the  Lord  will  not  sufer  you  and  the  Deveal  and  your 
blind  Hellish  Docktren  to  dseve  the  works  of  His  Hands 
no  longer.  .  .  .  Depart  you  Carsit  blind  Gides  in  to 
the  Hotest  plase  of  Hell  to  be  tormentid  writh  the 
Deveal  and  all  his  Eanguls  for  Ever  and  Ever." 

Violent  language  !  but  one  may  hear  harangues  very 
like  it  any  day  within  Hyde  Park,  by  the  Marble  Arch. 
There  are  many  incendiaries  in  the  making  around  us 
to-day,  and  as  little  attention  is  paid  to  them  as  to 
Martin's  ravings. 

Undoubtedly  mad,  he  possessed  something  of  the 
madman's  cunning,  and  with  the  plan  of  firing  the 
Cathedral  fully  formed,  set  out  with  his  wife  for  Leeds, 
as  he  gave  out,  on  the  27th  of  January.  At  Leeds  he 
remained  a  few  days,  and  was  remarkable  for  his 
unusually  quiet  and  orderly  behaviour.  He  left  on 
Saturday  morning,  ostensibly  for  Tadcaster,  saying  he 
should  return  on  the  Monday ;  but  went  instead  to 


JONATHAN   MARTIN,   INCENDIARY. 

Drawn  in  gaol  at  York  Castle  by  t>ie  Rev.  ,J.  Kilby. 


THE   INCIENDIARY  47 

York.  Here  the  madman's  cunning  broke  down,  for  he 
stayed  at  a  place  where  he  was  well  known  ;  at  the 
lodgings,  in  fact,  that  he  had  left  a  few  days  before. 
He  prowled  about  the  Cathedral  the  whole  of  the  next 
day,  Sunday,  and  attended  service  there,  hiding 
behind  a  tomb  in  the  north  transept ;  overheard  the 
notes  of  the  organ — the  finest  in  England — thundering 
and  booming  and  rolling  in  echoes  amid  the  fretted 
roofs.  The  sound  troubled  the  brain  of  the  maniac. 
"  Buzz,  buzz,"  he  whispered  ;  "I'll  teach  thee  to  stop 
thy  buzzing,"  and  hid,  shivering  with  religious  and 
lunatic  ecstasy,  in  the  recess  until  the  building  was 
empty. 

The  short  February  day  closed,  and  left  the  Cathedral 
in  darkness  ;  but  he  still  waited.  The  ringers  paid 
their  evening- visit  to  the  belfry,  and  he  watched  them 
from  his  hiding-place.  He  watched  them  go  and  then 
began  his  work.  The  ringers  had  left  the  belfry 
unlocked.  Ascending  to  it,  he  cut  a  length  of  about 
a  hundred  feet  off  the  prayer-bell  rope,  and,  with  his 
sailor's  handiness,  made  a  rough  ladder  of  it,  by  which 
to  escape.  Those  were  the  days  before  lucifer  matches. 
He  had  come  provided  with  a  razor,  which  he  used  as  a 
steel ;  a  flint,  tinder,  and  a  penny  candle  cut  in  two. 
Climbing,  then,  into  the  choir,  he  made  two  piles  on  the 
floor  of  prayer-books,  curtains,  hassocks,  and  cushions, 
and  taking  a  candle  from  the  altar,  cut  it  up  and 
distributed  it  between  the  two.  Then,  setting  light  to 
them,  he  set  to  work  to  escape.  He  had  taken  a  pair 
of  pincers  from  the  shoemaker  with  whom  he  lodged, 
and  breaking  with  them  a  window  in  the  north  transept, 
he  hauled  his  rope  through,  and  descended  into  the 
Minster  Yard,  soon  after  three  o'clock  in  the  morning. 

The  fire  was  not  discovered  until  four  hours  later. 
By  that  time  the  stalls  were  half-consumed,  and  the 
vestry,  where  the  communion  plate  was  kept,  was  on 
fire.  The  plate  was  melted  into  an  unrecognisable 
mass.  By  eight  o'clock,  despite  the  exertions  of  many 
willing  helpers,  the  organ-screen  was  burnt,  and  the 
organ-pipes  fell  in  thunder  to  the  pavement,  to  the 


48      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

accompaniment  of  a  furious  shower  of  molten  lead  from 
the  roof,  which  was  now  burning.  The  city  fire-engines, 
those  of  the  Cathedral,  and  others  from  Leeds  and 
Escrick  were  all  playing  upon  the  conflagration  that 
day,  arid  the  7th  Dragoon  Guards  and  the  Militia  helped 
with  a  will,  or  kept  back  the  vast  crowds  which  had 
poured  into  the  city  from  far  and  near.  It  was  not 
until  evening  that  the  fire  was  quenched,  and  by  that 
time  the  roof  of  the  choir,  over  130  feet  in  length,  had 
been  destroyed,  and  with  it  the  stalls,  the  Bishop's 
throne,  and  all  the  mediaeval  enrichments  of  that  part  of 
the  building.  Curiously  enough,  the  great  east 
window  was  but  little  damaged.  The  cost  of  this 
madman's  act  was  put  at  £100,000.  A  singular 
coincidence,  greatly  remarked  upon  at  the  time,  was 
that  on  the  Sunday  following  this  disaster,  one  of  the 
lessons  for  the  day  was  the  sixty-fourth  chapter  of 
Isaiah,  the  Church's  prayer  to  God,  of  which  one  verse 
at  least  was  particularly  applicable  :  "  Our  holy  and 
our  beautiful  house,  where  our  fathers  praised  Thee,  is 
burned  with  fire  ;  and  all  our  pleasant  things  are  laid 
waste." 

Martin  was,  in  the  first  instance,  connected  with  the 
outrage  by  the  evidence  of  the  shoemaker's  pincers  he 
had  left  behind  him.  They  were  identified  by  his 
landlord.  Meanwhile,  the  incendiary  had  fled  along 
the  Great  North  Road  ;  first  to  Easingwold,  thirteen 
miles  away,  where  he  drank  a  pint  of  ale  ;  and  then 
tramping  on  to  Thirsk.  Thence  he  hurried  to  North- 
allerton,  arriving  at  three  o'clock  in  the  afternoon, 
worn  out  with  thirty-three  miles  of  walking.  That 
night  he  journeyed  in  a  coal-cart  to  West  Auckland, 
and  so  eventually  to  a  friend  near  Hexham,  in  whose 
house  he  was  arrested  on  the  6th  of  February.  Taken 
to  York,  he  was  tried  at  the  sessions  at  York  Castle  on 
March  30th.  The  verdict,  given  on  the  following  day, 
was  "  not  guilty,  on  the  ground  of  insanity,"  and  he 
was  ordered  to  be  kept  in  close  custody  during  his 
Majesty's  pleasure.  Martin  was  shortly  afterwards 
removed  from  York  Castle  to  St.  Luke's  Hospital, 


FAREWELL,  YORK  51 

London,  in  which  he  died  in  1838.  Two  years  later,  the 
Minster  was  again  on  fire,  this  time  as  the  result  of  an 
accident,  and  the  western  tower  was  burnt  out. 

Insanity  in  some  degree  ran  through  the  Martin 
family.  His  brother  John,  who  died  in  1854,  was  a 
prominent  artist,  whose  unbalanced  mind  did  not  give 
way,  but  led  him  to  paint  extraordinary  pictures, 
chiefly  of  Scriptural  interest  and  apocalyptic  horrors. 
He  was  in  his  day  considered  a  genius,  and  many  of  his 
terrific  imaginations  were  engraved  and  must  yet  be 
familiar :  such  pictures  as  "  Belshazzar's  Feast," 
"  The  Eve  of  the  Deluge,"  "  The  Last  Man,"  and  "  The 
Plains  of  Heaven  "  :  pictures  well  calculated  to  give 
children  nightmares. 


X 

WE  must  now  leave  York  for  the  North.  To  do 
so,  we  proceed  through  Bootham  Bar,  where  the  taxis 
linger  that  ply  between  the  city  and  the  railway 
station. 

Let  us  glance  back  upon  the  picturesque  sky-line  of 
City  and  Minster  and  read,  maybe,  the  modern 
explanatory  historical  inscription  placed  on  the  ancient 
Bar.  Thus  :— 

"  Entry  from  North  through  Forest  of  Galtres.  In 
old  times  armed  men  were  stationed  here  to  watch,  and  to 
conduct  travellers  through  the  forest  and  protect  them 
against  the  wolves. 

"  The  Royal  Arms  were  taken  down  in  1650,  when 
Cromwell  passed  through,  against  Scotland.  Heads  of 
three  rebels  exposed  here,  for  attempting  to  restore 
Commonwealth,  1663. 

"  Erected  on  Roman  foundation,  probably  early  in 
13th  centy. 

"  Interior  rebuilt  with  freestone,  1719. 

"  The  portcullis  remains." 

So,  in  those  ancient  times  when  the  Forest  of  Galtres 
lay  immediately  before  you  on  passing  out  of  Bootham 


52 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


Bar  and  going  North — the  forest  with  wolves  and 
bandits — you  stepped  not  into  a  suburb,  but  came 
directly  off  the  threshold  into  the  wild. 

To-day,  outside  the  walls  we  come  at  once  into  the 
district  of  Clifton,  after  Knavesmire  the  finest  suburb  of 


York  ;  the  wide  road  lined  with  old  mansions  that 
almost  reek  of  prebendal  appointments,  J.P.'s,  incomes 
of  over  two  thousand  a  year,  and  butlers.  It  is  true 
that  there  are  those  which  cannot  be  included  in  this 
category,  but  they  are  here  on  sufferance  and  as  a  foil  to 
the  majesty  of  their  superiors,  just  as  the  Lunatic 
Asylum  a  little  farther  down  the  road  gives,  or  should 
give,  by  contrast  a  finer  flavour  to  the  lives  of  those  who 
have  not  to  live  in  it.  There  is  another  pleasing  thing 
at  Clifton,  in  the  altogether  charming  new  building  of 
the  "  White  Horse  "  inn,  which  seems  to  hint  that  they 
have  at  last  beffun  to  recover  the  lost  art  in  Yorkshire  of 


SKELTON 


53 


building  houses  that  are  not  vulgar  or  hideous.  It  is 
full  time. 

Would  you  see  a  charming  village  church,  a  jewel  in 
its  sort  ?  Then,  when  reaching  Skelton,  three  miles 
onward,  explore  the  bye-road  at  the  back  of  the 
village,  over  whose  clustered  few  roofs  its  Early  English 
bell-cote  peeps.  But  a  moment,  please,  before  we 
reach  it.  This  "  bye-road  "  is  the  original  highway, 
and  the  "  back  "  of  the  village  street  its  old  front, 
There  is  a  moral  application  somewhere  in  these  altered 
circumstances  for  those  who  have  the  wit,  the 
inclination,  and  the  opportunity  to  seek  it. 

The  improved  road,  a  hundred  years  old,  is  carried 
straight  and  level  past  the  rear  of  the  cottages,  and  the 
rugged  old  one  goes  serpentining  past  the  front  doors, 
where  the  entrance  to  the  "  Bay  Horse  "  looks  out 


SKELTOX   CHURCH. 

across  a  little  green  to  where  the  church  stands,  the 
faded  old  Bay  Horse  himself  wondering  where  the 
traffic  that  use  to  pass  this  way  has  all  gone  to.  The 
signs  of  the  "  Bay  Horse  "  and  the  "  Yorkshire  Grey  " 
are,  by  the  way,  astonishingly  frequent  on  the  Great 
North  Road. 


54      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

But  the  church.  It  is  an  unpretending  building, 
without  a  tower,  and  only  a  bell-cote  rising  from  its 
broad  roof ;  but  perfect  within  its  limits.  Early 
English  throughout,  with  delicately-cut  mouldings, 
beautiful  triple  lancets  at  the  east  end,  and  fine  porch, 
the  green  and  grey  harmonies  of  its  slate  roof  and 
well-preserved  stonework,  complete  a  rarely  satisfying 
picture.  A  legend,  still  current,  says  it  was  built  from 
stone  remaining  over  after  the  building  of  the  south 
transept  of  York  Cathedral,  in  1227.  The  Church  in  the 
Wood  it  was  then,  for  from  the  gates  of  York  to 
Easingwold,  a  distance  of  thirteen  miles,  stretched 
that  great  Forest  of  Galtres,  through  which,  to  guide 
wandering  travellers,  as  we  have  already  seen,  the 
lantern-tower  and  burning  cresset  of  All  Saints  in  the 
Pavement,  at  York,  were  raised  aloft. 

Red  deer  roamed  the  Forest  of  Galtres,  and  bandits 
not  so  chivalrous  as  Robin  Hood  ;  so  few  dared  to 
explore  its  recesses  unarmed  and  unaccompanied. 
But  where  in  olden  times  these  romantic  attendants 
of,  or  dissuading  circumstances  from  travel  existed, 
we  have  now  only  occasional  trees  and  an  infinity  of 
flat  roads,  past  Shipton  village  to  Tollerton  Cross  Lanes 
and  Easingwold.  This  country  is  dulness  personified. 
The  main  road  is  flat  and  featureless,  and  the  branch 
roads  instinct  with  a  melancholy  emptiness  that  hives  in 
every  ditch  and  commonplace  hedgerow.  A  deadly 
sameness,  a  paralysing  negation,  closes  the  horizon  of 
this  sparsely  settled  district,  depopulated  in  that 
visitation  of  fire  and  sword  when  William  the  Conqueror 
came,  in  1069,  and  massacred  a  hundred  thousand  of 
those  who  had  dared  to  withstand  him.  They  had 
surrendered  on  promise  of  their  lives  and  property  being 
respected,  but  the  fierce  Norman  utterly  destroyed  the 
city  of  York  and  laid  waste  the  whole  of  the  country 
between  York 'and  Durham.  Those  who  were  not  slain 
perished  miserably  of  cold  and  famine.  Their  pale 
ghosts  still  haunt  the  route  of  the  Great  North  Road 
and  afflict  it,  though  more  than  eight  hundred  years 
have  flown. 


EASINGWOLD  55 

Now  comes  Easingvvold  ;  grimly  bare  and  gritty  wide 
street,  with  narrow  pavements  and  broad  selvedges  of 
cobbles  sloping  from  them  down  into  a  roadway  filled, 
not  with  traffic,  but  with  children  at  noisy  play. 
Shabby  houses  lining  this  street,  houses  little  better 
than  cottages,  and  ugly  at  that ;  grey,  hard-featured, 
forbidding.  Imagine  half  a  mile  of  this,  with  a  large 
church  on  a  knoll  away  at  the  northern  end,  and  you 
have  Easingwold.  One  house  is  interesting.  It  is  easily 
identified,  because  it  is  the  only  one  of  any  architectural 
character  in  the  place.  Now  a  school,  it  was  once  the 
chief  coaching  and  posting  establishment,  under  the 
sign  of  the  "  Rose  and  Crown,"  and  in  those  times  kept 
five  post  boys,  and,  by  consequence,  twenty  horses, 
others  being  kept  for  the  "  Wellington  "  and  "  Express" 
coaches  which  Lacy,  the  landlord,  used  to  horse  on  the 
Easingwold  to  Thirsk  stage.  The  "  New  Inn," 
although  an  inferior  house,  was  the  place  at  which 
the  Royal  mail  and  the  "  Highflyer  "  changed. 

An  old  post  boy  of  the  "  Rose  and  Crown  "  survived 
until  recent  years,  in  the  person  of  Tommy  Hutchinson. 
Originally  a  tailor,  he  early  forsook  the  board  and  the 
needle  for  the  pigskin  and  the  whip.  If  a  tailor  be  the 
ninth  part  of  a  man,  certainly  the  weazened  postboys 
(who  ever  saw  a  fat  one  ?)  of  old  were  themselves  only 
fractions,  so  far  as  appearance  went ;  and  accordingly 
Tommy  was  not  badly  suited.  But  a  power  of 
endurance  was  contained  within  that  spare  frame,  and 
he  eclipsed  John  Blagg  of  Retford's  hundred  and  ten 
miles'  day  on  one  occasion,  riding  post  five  times  from 
Easingwold  to  York  and  back,  a  distance  of  a  hundred 
and  thirty  miles.  Tommy  used  to  express  an  utter 
contempt  for  "  bilers  on  wheels,"  as  he  called  loco- 
motives. "  Ah  divvent  see  nowt  in  'em,"  he  would 
say  ;  "ye  can't  beat  a  po'shay  and  good  horses." 
Peace  be  with  him  ! 

That  rare  thing  on  the  Great  North  Road,  a  rise, 
leads  out  of  Easingwold,  past  unkempt  cottages,  to 
"White  House  Inn,"  a  mile  and  a  half  distant,  where 
the  inn  buildings,  now  farmhouses,  but  still  brilliantly 


56 

whitewashed,  stand  on  either  side  of  the  road,  in  a 
lonely  spot  near  where  the  Kyle  stream,  like  a  flowing 
ditch,  oozes  beneath  Dawnay  Bridge. 

The  "  White  House  "  was  the  scene  of  a  murder  in 
1623.  At  that  time  the  innkeeper  was  a  certain 
Ralph  Raynard,  who  "  kept  company  "  with  a  girl  in 
service  at  Red  House,  Thornton  Bridge.  The  lovers 
quarrelled,  and  in  a  pique  the  girl  married  a  farmer 
named  Fletcher,  of  Moor  House,  Raskelfe.  Unhappily, 
she  did  not  love  the  man  she  had  married,  while  she 
certainly  did  retain  an  affection  for  her  old  sweetheart, 
and  he  for  her.  Going  between  Raskelfe  and  Easing- 
wold  on  market-days  on  her  horse,  she  would  often 
stop  at  the  "  White  House,"  and  chat  with  Ralph 
Raynard  ;  the  ostler,  Mark  Dunn,  minding  the  horse 
when  she  dismounted.  Raynard's  sister  kept  house 
with  him  at  the  inn,  and  she  saw  that  no  good  could 
come  of  these  visits,  but  he  would  not  listen  to  her 
warnings,  and  the  visits  continued.  It  was  not  long 
before  Fletcher's  neighbours  began  to  hint  to  him 
something  of  these  little  flirtations  of  his  wife  with  her 
old  lover  ;  and  one  evening  he  caught  the  ostler  of  the 
"  White  House"  in  his  orchard,  where  he  was  waiting 
for  an  opportunity  to  deliver  a  message  from  Raynard 
to  her.  The  man  returned  to  the  inn  without  having 
fulfilled  his  mission,  and  smarting  from  a  thrashing  he 
had  received  at  the  hands  of  the  indignant  farmer. 
Shortly  after  this,  Fletcher  had  occasion  to  go  a 
journey.  Things  had  not  been  going  well  with  him 
latterly,  and  his  home  was  rendered  unhappy  by  the 
evidence  of  his  wife's  dislike  of  him.  Little  wonder, 
then,  that  he  had  dismal  forebodings  as  he  set  out. 
Before  leaving,  he  wrote  on  a  sheet  of  paper  : — 

If  I  should  be  missing,  or  suddenly  wanted  be, 

Mark  Ralph  Raynard,  Mark  Dunn,  and  mark  my  wife  for  me, 

addressing  it  to  his  sister. 

No  sooner  was  he  gone  than  Mrs.  Fletcher  mounted 
her  horse  and  rode  to  Raskelfe,  where,  with  Raynard 
and  Mark  Dunn,  a  murderous  plot  was  contrived  for 


MURDER  57 

putting  Fletcher  out  of  the  way.  They  were  waiting 
for  him  when  he  returned  at  evening,  and  as  he  stood 
a  moment  on  Dawnay  Bridge,  where  the  little  river 
runs  beneath  the  highway,  two  of  them  rushed  upon 
him  and  threw  him  into  the  water.  It  would  be 
difficult  for  a  man  to  drown  here,  but  the  innkeeper 
and  the  ostler  leapt  in  after  him,  and  as  he  lay  there 
held  his  head  under  water,  while  his  wife  seized  his  feet. 
When  the  unfortunate  man  was  quite  dead  they  thrust 
his  body  into  a  sack,  and,  carrying  their  burden  with 
them  to  the  inn,  buried  it  in  the  garden,  Raynard 
sowing  some  mustard-seed  over  the  spot.  This  took 
place  on  the  1st  of  May.  On  the  7th  of  July,  Raynard 
went  to  Topcliffe  Fair,  and  put  up  at  the  "  Angel." 
Going  into  the  stable,  he  was  confronted  by  the 
apparition  of  the  unhappy  Fletcher,  glowing  with  a 
strange  light  and  predicting  retribution.  He  rushed 
out  among  the  booths,  and  tried  to  think  he  had  been 
mistaken.  Coming  to  a  booth  where  they  sold  small 
trinkets,  he  thought  he  would  buy  a  present  for  his 
sweetheart,  and,  taking  up  a  chain  of  coral  beads, 
asked  the  stallkeeper  how  it  looked  on  the  neck. 
To  his  dismay  the  apparition  stood  opposite,  with  a  red 
chain  round  its  neck,  with  its  head  hanging  to  one  side, 
like  that  of  an  executed  criminal,  while  a  voice  informed 
him  that  presently  he  and  his  accomplices  should  be 
wearing  hempen  necklaces. 

When  night  had  fallen  he  mounted  his  horse  and  rode 
for  home.  On  the  way,  at  a  spot  called  the  Carr,  he 
saw  something  in  the  road.  It  was  a  figure  emerging 
from  a  sack  and  shaking  the  water  off  it,  like  a 
Newfoundland  dog.  With  a  yell  of  terror  the  haunted 
man  dug  his  heels  into  his  horse  and  galloped  madly 
away  ;  but  the  figure,  irradiated  by  a  phosphorescent 
glimmer  and  dragging  an  equally  luminous  sack  after  it, 
was  gliding  in  front  of  him  all  the  while,  at  an  equal 
pace,  and  so  continued  until  the  "  White  House  "  was 
reached,  where  it  slid  through  the  garden  hedge  and 
into  the  ground  where  Fletcher's  body  had  been  laid. 

Raynard's  sister  was  waiting  for  him,  with  supper 


58      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

ready,  and  with  a  dish  of  freshly-cut  mustard.  She 
did  not  see  the  spectre  sitting  opposite,  pointing  a 
minatory  finger  at  that  dreadful  salad,  but  he  did,  and 
terrified,  confessed  to  the  crime.  Sisterly  affection 
was  not  proof  against  this,  and  she  laid  information 
against  the  three  accomplices  before  a  neighbouring 
Justice  of  the  Peace,  Sir  William  Sheffield  of  Raskelfe 
Park.  They  were  committed  to  York  Castle,  tried,  and 
hanged  on  July  28,  1623.  The  bodies  were  afterwards 
cut  down  and  taken  to  the  inn,  being  gibbeted  near  the 
scene  of  the  crime,  on  a  spot  still  called  Gallows  Hill, 
where  the  bones  of  the  three  malefactors  were  acciden- 
tally ploughed  up  over  a  hundred  and  twenty  years  ago. 

If  its  surroundings  may  be  said  to  fit  in  with  a  crime, 
then  this  seems  an  ideal  spot  for  the  commission  of 
dark  deeds,  this  eerie  place  where  an  oozy  plantation, 
or  little  wood,  is  placed  beside  the  road,  its  trees 
standing  in  pools  or  on  moss-grown  tussocks  ;  the  road 
in  either  direction  a  solitude. 

Raskelfe,  or  "  Rascall,"  as  it  is  generally  called,  lies 
away  from  the  road.  It  has  a  church  which  still 
possesses  a  wooden  tower,  and  the  local  rhyme, 

Wooden  church,  wooden  steeple, 
Rascally  church,  and  rascally  people. 

is  yet  heard  in  the  mouths  of  depreciatory  neighbours. 


XI 

THE  Hambleton  Hills  now  come  in  sight,  and  close 
in  the  view  on  the  right  hand,  at  a  distance  of  five 
miles  ;  running  parallel  with  the  road  as  far  as  North- 
allerton  ;  sullen  hills,  with  the  outlines  of  mountains, 
and  wanting  only  altitude  to  earn  the  appellation. 
The  road,  in  sympathy  with  its  nearness  to  them,  goes 
up  and  down  in  jerky  rises  and  falls,  passing  the 
outlying  houses  of  Thormanby  and  the  farmsteads  of 
Birdforth,  which  pretends,  with  its  mean  little  church, 


THIRSK  59 

like  a  sanctified  cow-shed,  to  be  a  village — and  signally 
fails. 

The  gates  of  Thirkleby  Park  and  the  "  Griffin  "  inn, 
standing  where  a  toll-gate  formerly  stood  on  what  was 
once  Bagby  Common,  bring  one  past  a  bye-road  which 
leads  to  Coxwold,  five  miles  away,  and  to  the  Hambleton 
White  Horse,  a  quite  unhistorical  imitation,  cut  in  the 
hillside  in  1857,  of  its  prehistoric  forerunners  in 
Berkshire  and  Wilts.  Coxwold  is  a  rarely  pretty 
village,  famous  as  having  been  the  living  of  the 
Reverend  Laurence  Sterne  from  1760  to  1768.  The 
house  he  lived  in,  now  divided  into  three  cottages,  is 
the  place  where  Tristram  Shandy  was  finished  and  the 
Sentimental  Journey  written.  "  Shandy  Hall  "  it  is 
called,  "  shandy  "  being  the  local  dialect- word  for 
"  crazy." 

Thirsk  lies  less  than  three  miles  ahead.  There  have 
been  those  who  have  called  it  "  picturesque."  Let  us 
pity  them,  for  those  to  whom  Thirsk  shows  a  picturesque 
side  must  needs  have  acquaintance  with  only  the 
sorriest  and  most  commonplace  of  towns.  The  place  is, 
in  fact,  a  larger  Easingwold,  with  the  addition  of  a 
market-place  like  that  of  Selby — after  the  abbey  has 
been  subtracted  from  it !  There  are  Old  Thirsk  and 
New  Thirsk,  the  new  town  called  into  existence  by  the 
railway,  a  mile  to  the  west.  The  "  Three  Tuns," 
"  Crown,"  and  "  Fleece  "  were  the  three  coaching  inns 
of  Thirsk,  and  still  show  their  hard-featured  faces  to  the 
grey,  gaunt  streets.  The  one  pretty  "  bit  "  is  encoun- 
tered after  having  left  the  town  behind.  Passing  the 
church,  the  road  is  bordered  by  the  beautiful  broad 
sheet  of  water  formed  by  damming  the  Caldbeck. 
Looking  backwards,  the  view  is  charming,  with  the 
church-tower  coming  into  the  composition,  a  glance  to 
the  left  including  the  Hambleton  Hills. 

The  hamlet  of  Thornton-le-Street,  which  derives  its 
name  from  standing  on  an  old  Roman  road,  is  a  tiny 
place  with  a  small  church  full  of  large  monuments, 
and  the  remains  of  a  huge  old  posting  establishment, 
once  familiar  to  travellers  as  the  "  Spotted  Dog," 


60 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


standing  on  either  side  of  the  road.  One  side  appears 
to  be  empty,  and  the  other  is  now  the  post  office. 
A  graceful  clump  of  poplars  now  shades  the  sharp  bend 


THE   "SPOTTED   DOG,"   THORNTON-LK-STREET. 

where  the  road  descends,  past  the  lodge-gates  of  the 
Hall,  the  seat  of  the  Earl  of  Cathcart.  Presently  the 
road  climbs  again  to  the  crest  whence  Thornton-le-Moor 
may  be  glimpsed  on  the  left,  and  thence  goes,  leaving 
the  singularly  named  Thornton-le-Beans  on  the  right, 
in  commonplace  fashion  to  Northallerton. 

As  are  Easingwold  and  Thirsk,  so  is  Northallerton. 
Let  that  suffice  for  its  aspect,  and  let  us  to  something 
of  its  story,  which  practically  begins  in  1138,  at  the 
battle  of  Northallerton,  dimly  read  of  in  schooldays, 
and  still  capable  of  conferring  an  interest  upon  the 


NORTHALLERTON  61 

locality,  even  though  the  site  of  that  old-time  struggle 
on  Standard  Hill  is  three  miles  away  to  the  north  on 
Cowton  Moor.  The  position  of  the  townlet,  directly 
in  the  line  of  march  of  Scots  descending  to  harry  the 
English,  and  of  the  English  marching  to  punish  those 
hairy-legged  Caledonians,  led  to  many  plunderings 
and  burnings,  and  to  various  scenes  of  retribution, 
enacted  in  the  streets  or  along  the  road  ;  and  although 
Northallerton  must  nowadays  confess  to  a  mile-long 
dulness,  time  cannot  have  hung  heavily  with  its 
inhabitants  when  the  Scots  burnt  their  houses  in  1319 
and  again  in  1322  ;  when  the  rebel  Earls  of  1569  were 
executed  near  the  church  ;  when  the  Scottish  army 
held  Charles  the  First  prisoner  here  in  1647,  or  when — 
last  scene  in  its  story — the  Duke  of  Cumberland 
encamped  on  the  hillsides  in  1745. 

The  name  of  Allerton  is  said  to  derive  from  the 
Anglo-Saxon  aelr,  an  alder  tree,  and  many  are  the 
Allertons  of  sorts  in  Yorkshire.  Its  central  feature — 
which,  however,  is  not  geographically  central,  but 
at  the  northern  end  of  the  one  long  street — is  the 
church,  large  and  with  a  certain  air  of  nobility  which 
befits  the  parish  church  of  such  a  place  as  Northallerton, 
anciently  the  capital  of  a  "  soke,"  and  still  giving  a 
name  to  the  "  Northallertonshire  "  district  of  Yorkshire. 
The  old  coaching  inns  of  the  town,  like  those  of  so 
many  other  northern  towns  and  villages  on  this  road, 
are  not  impressive  to  the  Southerner,  who,  the  further 
north  he  progresses,  is,  with  Dr.  Johnson,  still  more 
firmly  convinced  that  he  is  leaving  the  finest  fruits  of 
civilisation  behind  him.  First  now,  as  then,  is  the 
"  Golden  Lion,"  large  but  not  lovely  ;  the  inn  referred 
to  as  the  "  Black  Swan  "  by  Sydney  Smith  when 
writing  to  Lady  Grey,  advising  her  how  to  journey 
from  London,  in  the  passage,  "  Do  not  set  off  too 
soon,  or  you  wilt  be  laid  up  at  the  '  Black  Swan,' 
Northallerton,  or  the  '  Elephant  and  Castle,'  Borough- 
bridge  ;  and  your  bill  will  come  to  a  thousand  pounds, 
besides  the  waiter."  The  true  sportsman  who  reads 
these  lines  will  put  up  at  the  "  Golden  Lion  "  to  test 


62      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

whether  or  not  the  reverend  humorist  is  out  of  date  as 
regards  the  tariff ;  nor  will  he  forget  to  try  the  North- 
allerton  ale,  to  determine  if  Master  George  Meryon's 
verse,  written  in  the  days  of  James  the  Second,  is 
still  topical : — 

Northallerton,  in  Yorkshire,  doth  excell 
All  England,  nay,  all  Europe,  for  strong  yell. 

The  "  Golden  Lion  "  was,  at  the  close  of  the  coaching 
era,  the  foremost  inn  at  Northallerton,  and  at  its  doors 
the  "  Wellington  "  London  and  Newcastle  coach 
changed  teams  until  the  railway  ran  it  off  the  road. 
The  Edinburgh  mail  changed  at  the  "  Black  Bull," 
which  survives  as  an  inn,  but  only  half  its  original  size, 
the  other  half  now  being  a  draper's  shop.  The  "  King's 
Head,"  another  coaching-house,  has  quite  retired 
into  private  life,  while  the  "  Old  Golden  Lion,"  not 
a  very  noted  coaching  establishment,  except,  perhaps, 
for  the  bye-roads,  remains  much  the  same  as  ever. 


XII 

AT  Northallerton  we  reach  the  junction  of  the 
alternative  route,  which,  branching  from  the  Selby 
and  York  itinerary,  goes  over  difficult,  but  much 
more  beautiful,  country  by  way  of  Wetherby  and 
Boroughbridge.  The  ways  diverge  at  the  northern 
extremity  of  Doncaster,  and  as  both  can  equally  claim 
to  be  an  integral  part  of  the  Great  North  Road,  it  is 
necessary  to  go  back  these  sixty-three  miles  to  that 
town  and  explore  the  route.  Beginning  at  a  left- 
hand  fork  by  the  flat  meadows  that  border  the  river 
Don,  it  comes  in  a  mile  to  York  Bar,  a  name  recalling 
the  existence  of  a  turnpike-gate,  whose  disappearance 
so  recently  as  1879  seems  to  bring  us  strangely  near 
old  coaching  days.  The  toll-house  still  stands,  and 
with  the  little  inn  beyond,  backed  and  surrounded 
by  tall  trees,  forms  a  pleasant  peep  down  the  long 


ROBIN  HOOD'S   WELL 


63 


flat  road.  "  Red  House,"  nearly  three  miles  onward, 
is  plainly  indicated  by  its  flaring  red-painted  walls. 
Now  a  farmhouse,  it  was  once  a  small  coaching-inn 


YORK   BAR. 

principally  concerned  with  the  traffic  along  the  Wake- 
field  road,  which  branches  off  here  to  the  left.  Passing 
this,  we  come  in  two  miles  to  Robin  Hood's  Well,  a 
group  of  houses  by  Skelbrooke  Park,  where  at  the 
"  New  Inn  "  and  the  "  Robin  Hood  "  many  coaches 
changed  horses  daily,  the  passengers  taking  the 
opportunity  of  drinking  from  Robin  Hood's  Well,  a 
spring  connected  with  that  probably  mythical  outlaw, 
who  is  said  to  have  met  the  Bishop  of  Hereford  travel- 
ling along  the  road  at  this  spot,  and  to  have  not  only 
held  him  to  heavy  ransom,  but  to  have  compelled  him 
to  dance  an  undignified  jig  round  an  oak  in  Skelbrooke 
Park,  on  a  spot  still  called  (now  the  tree  itself  has 
disappeared)  "  Bishop's  Tree  Root."  Among  famous 


64      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

travellers  who  have  sipped  of  the  crystal  spring  of 
Robin  Hood's  Well  is  Evelyn,  who  journeyed  this  way 
in  1654.  "  Near  it,"  he  says,  "  is  a  stone  chaire;  and 
an  iron  ladle  to  drink  out  of,  chained  to  the  scat," 


ROBIX   HOOD'S   WELL. 

Some  fifty  years  later,  the  very  ugly  building  that  now 
covers  the  spring  was  erected  by  Vanbrugh  for  the 
Earl  of  Carlisle.  It  cannot  be  said  to  add  much  to  the 
romantic  associations  of  the  place,  but  the  efforts  of  the 
wayfarers,  who  in  two  centuries  have  carved  every 
available  inch  of  its  surface  with  their  names,  render 
it  a  curious  sight. 

Here  the  road  begins  a  long  climb  up  to  the  spot 
where  five  ways  meet,  the  broad  left-hand  road  con- 
ducting into  Leeds.  This  is,  or  was,  Barnsdale  Bar, 
where  some  of  the  local  Leeds  coaches  branched  from 
the  Great  North  Road,  the  chief  ones  between  London 
and  Leeds  continuing  along  this  route  as  far  as 
Peckfield  Turnpike,  five  miles  to  the  other  side  of 
Ferrybridge.  Barnsdale  Bar  is,  like  all  the  other 
toll-bars,  a  thing  of  the  past,  but  the  old  toll-house 


WENT   BRIDGE  65 

still  hides  among  the  trees  by  the  roadside.  Beyond 
it  the  way  lies  along  an  exposed  road  high  up  on  the 
hill-tops  ;  a  lonely  stretch  of  country  where  it  is  a 
peculiarly  ill  mischance  to  be  caught  in  a  storm. 
Thence  it  plunges  suddenly  into  the  deep  gorge  of 
Went  Bridge,  where  the  little  river  Went  goes  with 
infantile  fury  among  rocks  and  mossy  boulders  along 
a  winding  course  thickly  overhung  with  trees.  The 
wooded  sides  of  this  narrow  valley  are  picturesque  in 
the  highest  degree,  but  were  probably  not  highly 
appreciated  by  timid  coach-passengers  who,  having 
been  driven  down  the  precipitous  road  at  one  side  at 
the  peril  of  their  lives,  were  turned  out  by  the  guard 
to  ease  the  toiling  horses  by  walking  up  the  corres- 
ponding ascent  at  the  other.  This  is  the  prettiest 
spot  in  all  "  merry  Barnsdale,"  and  anciently  one  of 
those  most  affected  by  Robin  Hood.  His  very 
degenerate  successors,  the  poachers  and  cut-throats  of 
James  the  First's  time,  found  it  a  welcome  harbourage 
and  foregathered  at  the  predecessor  of  the  Old  Blue 
Bell  Inn,  which  was  accordingly  deprived  of  its  license 
for  some  time.  The  old  sign,  bearing  the  date  of  1633, 
when  business  was  probably  resumed,  is  still  kept 
within  the  house,  as  the  rhymed  inscription  on  the 
modern  one  outside  informs  the  passer-by  : — 

The  Bl-.ie  Bell  on  Wentbridse  Hill, 
The  old  sign  is  existing  still 
Inside  the  house. 

An  old  posting-inn,  the  "  Bay  Horse,"  has  long  since 
reverted  to  the  condition  of  a  private  house. 

The  road  rising  out  of  Went  Bridge,  runs  between 
the  jagged  rocks  of  a  cutting  made  in  the  last  years 
of  the  coaching  age  to  lighten  the  pull  up,  but  still  it 
is  a  formidable  climb.  This  is  followed  by  a  hollow 
where  a  few  outlying  houses  of  Darrington  village  are 
seen,  and  then  the  bleak  high  tableland  is  reached 
that  has  to  be  traversed  before  the  road  drops  down 
into  the  valley  of  the  Aire  at  Ferrybridge,  that  now 
dull  and  grimy  town  which  bears  no  appearance  of 


66      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

having  had  an  historic  past.  Yet  Ferrybridge  was 
the  scene  of  the  skirmish  that  heralded  the  battle  of 
Towton,  and  stands  in  the  midst  of  that  mediaeval 
cockpit  of  England,  wherein  for  centuries  so  many  rival 
factions  contended  together.  Near  by  is  Pontefract, 
in  whose  castle  Richard  the  Second  met  a  mysterious 
death,  and  not  far  off  lies  Wakefield.  Towton  Field 
itself  lies  along  the  Tadcaster  route  to  York.  In  every 
direction  blood  has  been  shed,  for  White  Rose  or  Red, 
for  King  or  Parliament ;  but  Ferrybridge  is  anything 
but  romantic  to  the  eye,  however  greatly  its  associa- 
tions may  appeal  to  the  well-stored  mind.  Coal-mining 
and  quarrying  industries  overlie  these  things.  The 
place-name  explains  the  situation  of  the  townlet 
sufficiently  well,  and  refers  to  the  first  building  of  a 
bridge  over  the  old-time  ferry  by  which  wayfarers 
crossed  the  Aire  to  Brotherton,  on  the  opposite  bank. 
It  is  quite  unknown  when  the  first  bridge  was  built, 
but  one  existed  here  in  1461,  the  year  when  Towton 
fight  was  fought.  This  was  succeeded  by  a  wooden 
structure,  itself  replaced  by  the  present  substantial 
stone  bridge,  built  at  the  beginning  of  the  eighteenth 
century.  This  was  always  a  troublesome  part  of  the 
road  to  keep  in  repair,  as  we  may  judge  from  old 
records.  A  forty  days'  indulgence  was  granted  by 
the  Bishop  of  Durham  early  in  the  fourteenth  century 
to  the  faithful  who  would  contribute  to  the  repair  of  the 
road  between  Ferrybridge  and  Brotherton,  in  these 
words  : — "  Persuaded  that  the  minds  of  the  faithful 
are  more  ready  to  attach  themselves  to  pious  works 
when  they  have  received  the  salutary  encouragement 
of  fuller  indulgences,  trusting  in  the  mercy  of  God 
Almighty  and  the  merits  and  prayers  of  the  glorious 
Virgin  his  Mother,  of  St.  Peter,  St.  Paul,  and  of  the 
most  holy  confessor  Cuthbert,  our  patron,  and  of  all 
saints,  we  remit  forty  days  of  the  penances  imposed 
on  all  our  parishioners  and  others,  sincerely  contrite 
and  confessed  of  their  sins,  who  shall  help  by  their 
charitable  gifts,  or  by  their  bodily  labour,  in  the 
building  or  in  the  maintenance  of  the  causeway 


THE   "SWAN"  67 

between  Brotherton  and  Ferrybridge,  where  a  great 
many  people  pass  by." 

Let  us  hope  that  the  pious,  thus  incited  to  the 
commission  of  good  works,  responded.  It  was  a 
more  serious  matter,  however,  in  later  ages,  when 
a  great  many  more  people  passed  by,  and  when 
road-surveyors,  unable  to  dispense  these  ghostly 
favours,  repaired  the  roads  only  at  the  pecuniary 
expense  of  the  ratepayers.  These  Yorkshire  streams, 
the  Aire,  the  Wharfe,  and  many  others,  descending 
from  the  high  moorlands,  develop  an  extraordinary 
force  in  times  of  flood,  and  have  often  destroyed  half 
the  communications  of  these  districts.  Such  was 
the  havoc  wrought  in  1795  that  many  of  the  bridges 
were  washed  away  and  great  holes  made  in  the  roads. 
Three  bridges  on  this  road  between  Doncaster  and 
Ferrybridge  disappeared.  With  such  perils  threatened, 
travellers  deserved  to  be  comfortably  housed  when 
they  lay  by  for  the  night.  And  comfort  was  the 
especial  feature  of  these  inns. 

The  most  luxurious  inn  and  posting-house  in  the 
north  of  England  was  held  to  be  the  "  Swan  "  at 
Ferrybridge  ;  "in  1737  and  since  the  best  inn  upon 
the  great  northern  road,"  according  to  Scott.  However 
that  may  have  been,  certainly  the  "  Angel  "  at  Ferry- 
bridge was  the  largest.  Both,  however,  have  long 
since  been  given  up.  The  many  scattered  buildings 
of  the  "  Angel  "  have  become  private  houses,  and  the 
"  Swan,"  empty  for  many  years  past,  is  falling  into  a 
roofless  ruin  by  the  riverside.  Innkeeping  was  no 
mean  trade  in  those  times,  especially  when  allied  with 
the  proprietorship  of  horses  and  coaches.  Thus,  in 
the  flower  of  the  coaching  age,  the  "  Angel  "  was  in 
the  hands  of  a  medical  man,  a  certain  Dr.  Alderson, 
the  son  of  a  local  clergyman,  who  actually  found  time 
to  attend  properly  to  his  practice  and  to  conduct  the 
business  of  a  licensed  victualler  and  coach-proprietor. 
He  thought  it  not  derogatory  to  his  social  position  to 
be  "  mine  host,"  and  he  certainly  made  many  friends 
by  his  enterprise.  Ferrybridge,  as  the  branching-off 


68      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

place  of  yet  another  Great  North  Road  route — the 
Tadcaster  route  to  York — was  a  very  busy  coaching 
centre,  and  besides  the  two  inns  mentioned  there  were 
the  "  Greyhound "  and  the  "  Golden  Lion."  The 
last-named  was  especially  the  drovers'  house.  Drovers 
were  a  great  feature  of  the  road  in  these  old  days, 
and  their  flocks  and  herds  an  unmitigated  nuisance  to 
all  other  travellers.  Uncouth  creatures  from  Scotland, 
they  footed  it  all  the  way  to  London  with  their  beasts, 
making  their  twenty  miles  a  day  ;  their  sheep  and 
cattle  often  numerous  enough  to  occupy  a  whole  mile 
of  road,  and  raising  dust-clouds  dense  enough  to  choke 
a  whole  district.  It  was,  at  the  pace  they  went,  a 
three  weeks'  journey  from  the  far  north  to  London 
and  the  fat  cattle  that  started  on  the  four  hundred 
miles  walk  must,  with  these  efforts,  have  become  the 
leanest  of  kine  on  arrival  at  Smithfield. 

The  "  Old  Fox  "  inn,  which  still  stands  on  the  other 
side  of  the  river  at  Brotherton,  was  also  a  drovers' 
place  of  call.  It  stands  at  the  actual  fork  of  the  roads, 
eleven  miles  from  Tadcaster,  and  twenty  from  York. 
The  Edinburgh  mail  originally  ran  this  way,  finally 
changing  to  the  Selby  route,  while  the  "  Highflyer  " 
and  "  Wellington,"  London  and  Edinburgh  and 
London  and  Newcastle,  coaches  kept  on  it  until  the 
end  in  1840  ;  but  it  was  chiefly  crowded  with  the 
cross-country  coach  traffic,  which  was  a  very  heavy  one. 

The  places  are  few  and  uninteresting  on  these  twenty 
miles  into  York  ;  Sherburn  and  Tadcaster — that  town 
of  ales — the  chief  of  them  ;  while  the  tiny  godless 
village  of  Towton,  without  a  church,  on  the  way,  is 
disappointing  to  the  pilgrim,  eager  to  see  it  for  the 
sake  of  its  association  with  the  great  battle.  The  road 
skirts  the  eastern  side  of  that  tragic  field,  after  passing 
the  hamlet  of  Barkston  Ash. 


BATTLE   OF  TOWTON  69 


XIII 

THE  battle  of  Towton,  March  29,  1461,  was  the 
bloodiest  ever  fought  on  English  ground,  the  slain 
on  both  sides  in  that  desperate  fight  and  in  the 
skirmishes  at  Ferrybridge  and  Dintingdale  amounting 
to  more  than  30,000  men.  The  events  that  had  pre- 
ceded it  were  alternately  cheering  and  depressing 
to  the  hopes  of  the  Yorkists,  who  had  been  defeated 
with  great  slaughter  at  Wakefield  on  the  last  day  but 
one  of  the  previous  December,  had  gained  the  impor- 
tant victory  of  Mortimer's  Cross  on  the  2nd  of  February, 
and  had  been  defeated  again  at  the  second  battle  of 
St.  Albans  on  the  17th  of  the  same  month ;  and 
although  on  March  4th  the  young  Duke  of  York  had 
entered  London  and  assumed  the  crown  as  Edward 
the  Fourth,  the  Lancastrians  still  held  the  Midlands 
and,  lying  at  York,  interposed  a  bold  front  against  an 
advance.  It  was  a  singular  position.  The  Lancas- 
trians had  their  headquarters  at  the  city  from  which 
their  opponents  took  their  title,  and  two  kings  of 
England,  equally  matched  in  power,  animated  their 
respective  adherents  with  the  utmost  loyalty. 

After  their  victory  at  St.  Albans  the  Lancastrians, 
exhausted,  had  retired  to  York,  the  south  being  as 
dangerous  to  a  Lancastrian  army  as  the  north,  loyal  to 
the  Red  Rose,  was  to  the  Yorkists.  The  Yorkists,  on 
their  part,  eager  to  enter  London,  did  not  pursue  their 
rivals.  Both  sides  required  breathing  time,  for  events 
had  marched  too  rapidly  in  the  past  two  months  for  the 
pace  to  be  maintained.  Still,  the  Yorkists  were  in 
force,  three  weeks  later,  at  Pontefract,  and  threatening 
to  cross  the  Aire  at  Ferrybridge,  a  strategic  point  on 
their  contemplated  line  of  advance  to  the  city  of  York. 
It  was  here,  early  in  the  morning  of  the  28th,  that  the 
bloody  prelude  to  the  battle  opened,  in  a  sudden 
Lancastrian  attack  on  the  Yorkist  outpost.  Lord 
Fitzwalter,  the  Yorkist  commander,  lay  asleep  in  bed  at 


70 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


the  time.  Seizing  a  pole-axe  at  his  sudden  awakening, 
he  was  slain  almost  instantly,  but  his  force,  succeeding 
in  driving  the  enemy  across  the  river,  took  up  a  position 
at  Brotherton,  the  Lancastrians  falling  back  in  disorder 
to  Dintingdale,  near  Barkston  Ash,  where,  later  in  the 


TATKASTER 


FERRYBRIDGE 


THE    BATTLEFIELD    OF   TOWTON   AND 
SURROUNDING  COUNTRY. 

day,  the  Lancastrian,  Lord  Clifford,  was  slain  by  an 
arrow.  The  advance-guard  of  the  Lancastrian  army 
now  fell  back  upon  the  main  body,  which  took  up  a 
well-chosen  position  between  the  villages  of  Saxton  and 
Towton,  lying  across  a  rising  road  which  led  out  of  the 
former  place,  and  having  on  its  right  the  steeply  falling 
meadows  leading  down  into  the  deep  depression  of 


MILITARY  POSITIONS 


71 


Towton  Dale,  where  the  Cock  Beck  still  wanders  in 
far-flung  loops  in  the  flat  lands  below.  On  their  left 
the  ground  stretched  away  for  some  distance  and  then 
fell  gently  towards  the  flats  of  Church  Fenton.  At  their 


SAXTOX. 


rear  the  road  descended  steeply  again  into  Towton, 
while  Tadcaster  lay  three  miles  and  York  eleven  miles 
beyond.  It  was  a  position  of  great  strength  and  one 
that  could  only  possibly  be  turned  from  the  left. 
The  fatal  defect  of  it  lay  in  the  chance,  in  the  case  of 
defeat,  of  the  beaten  army  being  disorganised  by  a 
retreat  down  so  steep  a  road,  leading  as  it  did  to  the 
crossing  of  a  stream  swollen  with  winter  rains. 

In  visiting  this  spot,  we  must  bear  in  mind  that  the 
broad  road  from  Ferrybridge  to  Tadcaster  and  York 
was  not  then  in  existence.  The  way  lay  across  the 
elevated  land  which,  rising  from  Barkston  Ash  towards 
Saxton,  reaches  to  a  considerable  height  between  that 
village  and  Towton.  From  this  commanding  spot  the 
valleys  of  the  Wharfe  and  Ouse  lie  plainly  unfolded, 


72 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


and  the  towers  of  York  itself  may  be  seen  on  the 
skyline,  011  the  verge  of  this  wide  expanse  of  meadows 
and  woodlands. 

The  hedgerows  on  the  way  to  the  battle-field  are 
remarkable  for  the  profusion  of  briar  roses  that  grow 
here  in  place  of  the  more  usual  blackberry  brambles 
and  thorns,  and  Bloody  Meadow,  the  spot  where  the 
thickest  of  the  fight  took  place,  was  until  quite  recently 
thickly  overgrown  with  the  red  and  white  roses  with 


TOWTOX   DALE. 

which  Nature  had  from  time  immemorial  planted  this 
scene  of  strife.  Latterly  they  have  all  been  grubbed 
up  by  farmers,  keener  on  the  purity  of  their  grasslands 
than  on  historic  associations. 

The  main  body  of  the  Yorkists,  advancing  to  Saxton, 
opened  the  attack  on  the  Lancastrians  early  in  the 
morning  of  Palm  Sunday,  the  29th.  The  centre  of  the 
fight  was  in  the  meadow  on  the  left  hand  of  the  road 
leading  towards  Towton,  a  short  distance  beyond 
Towton  Dale  quarry.  The  Lancastrians  numbered 
60,000  men,  the  Yorkists  48,600.  For  ten  hours  the 
furious  encounter  raged,  "  sore  fought,  for  hope  of  life 


ROUT   OF   LANCASTRIANS  73 

was  set  aside  on  every  part."  Six  years'  warfare,  from 
1455,  when  the  first  battle  of  St.  Albans  had  been 
fought,  had  rendered  the  enemies  implacable.  Almost 
every  combatant  had  already  lost  kinsfolk,  and  intense 
hatred  caused  the  order  on  both  sides  that  no  quarter 
was  to  be  given  and  no  prisoners  taken.  The  day  was 
bitterly  cold,  and  snowstorms  swept  the  upland, 
driving  in  the  faces  of  the  Lancastrians  with  such 
blinding  fury  that  their  arrows,  shot  in  reply  to  the 
Yorkist  volleys,  could  not  be  properly  aimed,  and  so 
missed  their  mark.  A  hand-to-hand  encounter  with 
swords  and  battle-axes  then  followed,  obstinately 
fought,  but  resulting  practically  in  the  butchery  of  the 
Lancastrians,  for  nearly  the  half  of  their  whole  force 
were  slain  or  met  their  death  either  in  Towton  Dale  or  at 
the  crossing  of  the  stream  down  the  road  past  Towton 
Hall.  The  rest  fled  to  Tadcaster  and  on  to  York,  where 
Henry  the  Sixth,  the  Queen,  and  the  young  Prince  of 
Wales  were  waiting  the  result  of  the  fight.  They  left 
immediately,  and  the  victorious  Duke  of  York  entered 
the  ancient  city. 

Many  proud  nobles  fell  that  day  with  the  men-at- 
arms  ;  among  others,  Lord  Dacre,  fighting  for  the 
Red  Rose,  shot  by  a  boy  concealed  in  what  the  country 
people  call  a  "  bur-tree,"  that  is  to  say,  an  elder.  He 
lies  buried  in  the  churchyard  of  Saxton,  on  the  north 
side  of  the  church,  under  a  much-mutilated  altar-tomb, 
whose  inscription  refers  to  him  as  "  verus  miles  " — a 
true  knight.  Tradition  yet  tells  of  his  death,  in  the 
local  rhyme  : — 

The  Lori)  of  Dacres 

Was  slain  in  the  North  Acres, 

fields  still  known  by  that  name.  Many  grave  mounds 
remain  in  Bloody  Meadow,  where  a  rude  cross  leans, 
half  hidden  under  a  tangled  hedge  ;  and  in  1848, 
during  some  excavations  in  Saxton  churchyard,  a 
stratum  of  bones,  four  feet  in  thickness,  was  exposed, 
the  poor  relics  of  those  who  fell  in  the  great  fight. 
Others  still  are  said  to  have  been  buried  in  the  little 


74      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

chapel  of  Lead,  a  mile  away,  by  the  banks  of  the  Cock, 
whose  stream  ran  red  that  day.  A  few  stones  at  the 
back  of  Towton  Hall  mark  the  place  where  a  votive 
chapel  was  erected,  where  prayers  might  be  said  for  the 
souls  of  the  dead,  whose  numbers  on  both  sides  are 
said  by  one  authority  to  have  reached  36,776.  Relics 


LEAD  CHAPEL. 

have  been  found  on  the  battle-field.  Many  years 
ago  a  wandering  antiquary  found  a  farmer's  wife 
breaking  sugar  with  a  battle-axe  discovered  in  the 
river.  She  did  not  know  what  it  was,  but  he  did,  and 
secured  it.  It  is  now  at  Alnwick  Castle.  In  1785  was 
found  a  gold  ring  which  had  belonged  to  the  Earl  of 
Northumberland,  who  was  carried  mortally  wounded 
from  the  field.  It  weighs  an  ounce,  and  bears  the 
Percy  Lion,  with  inscription,  "  Now  ys  thus."  Another 
interesting  and  pathetic  find  was  a  spur,  engraved  with 
"  En  loial  amour,  tout  mon  coer,"  the  relic  of  some 
unknown  knight. 

XIV 

IT  is  a  wild,  weird  kind  of  country  upon  which  we 
enter,  on  the  way  from  Brotherton  to  Aberford  and  the 
North.  Away  to  the  left  suddenly  opens  a  wide 


ACROSS   THE   MOORS  75 

valley,  in  an  almost  sheer  drop  from  the  road,  looking 
out  upon  illimitable  perspectives.  Then  comes  Fair- 
burn,  followed  by  what  used  to  be  Peckfield  Turnpike, 
where  the  "  Boot  and  Shoe  "  inn  stands  at  the  fork  of 
the  roads,  and  where  the  Leeds  and  London  "  Royal 
Mail,"  "  Rockingham,"  and  "  Union  Post  "  coaches 
turned  off.  Micklefield,  two  miles  beyond,  approached 
by  a  fine  avenue  of  elms,  is  an  abject  coal-mining 
village,  and  hauling-gear,  smoke,  and  the  inky  blackness 
of  the  roads  emphasise  the  fact,  even  if  the  marshalled 
coal-wagons  on  the  railway  did  not  give  it  insistence. 
Coming  up  the  craggy  rise  out  of  Micklefield  and  its 
coal,  on  to  Hook  Moor,  one  of  the  finest  stretches  of  the 
road,  qua  road,  brings  the  traveller  past  the  lodge-gates 
of  Parlington  Park  and  the  oddly  ecclesiastical-looking 
almshouses  beyond,  down  into  the  stony  old  village  of 
Aberford,  which  lies  in  a  depression  on  the  Cock  Beck. 
Beyond  the  village,  on  journeying  towards  it,  one  sees 
the  long  straight  white  road  ascending  the  bastioned 
heights  of  windy  Bramham  Moor ;  and  the  sight 
clinches  any  half-formed  inclination  to  rest  awhile  at 
Aberford  before  climbing  to  that  airy  eminence. 

Aberford  still  seems  to  be  missing  its  old  posting  and 
coaching  traffic,  and  to  be  awaiting  the  return  of  the 
days  when  the  Carlisle  and  Glasgow  mail  changed  at  the 
"  Swan,"  a  fine  old  inn,  now  much  shrunken  from  its 
original  state.  Stone-quarrying  and  the  neighbouring 
coal-mines  keep  the  village  from  absolutely  decaying  ; 
but  it  still  lives  in  the  past.  The  picturesque  old  settles 
and  yawning  fireplaces  of  the  "  Swan,"  and  of  that 
oddly-named  inn,  the  "  Arabian  Horse,"  eloquent  of 
the  habits  of  generations  ago,  survive  to  show  us  what 
was  the  accommodation  those  old  inns  provided. 
If  more  primitive,  it  was  heartier,  and  a  great  deal  more 
comfortable  than  that  of  modern  hotels. 

By  the  churchyard  wall  stands  part  of  the  old  Market 
Cross,  discovered  by  the  roadside  and  set  up  here  in 
1911  ;  with  the  "  Plague  Stone  "  in  whose  water-filled 
hollow  purchasers  placed  their  money,  so  that  the 
sellers  might  not  risk  infection. 


76 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


A  ruined  windmill  of  strange  design,  perched  on  the 
hillside  road  behind  the  village,  is  the  best  point 
whence  to  gain  an  idea  of  the  country  in  midst  of  which 
Aberford  is  set.  It  is  boldly  undulating  country, 
hiding  in  the  folds  of  its  hills  many  old-world  villages. 
Chief  among  them,  two  miles  off  the  road,  is  Barwick-in- 
Elmete — i.e.  in  the  elm  country — with  its  prehistoric 


RUINED   MILL,   OVERLOOKING   ABERFORD. 

mounds  and  the  modern  successor  of  an  ancient 
maypole,  set  up  in  the  village  street  by  the  cross, 
presented  in  May  1898  by  Major-General  Gascoigne,  of 
Parlington  Park. 

The  road  two  miles  out  of  Aberford  reaches  that 
home  of  howling  winds,  that  most  uncomfortable  and 
undesirable  place,  Bramham  Moor.  Here,  where  the 
Bramham  Moor  inn  stands  at  the  crossing  of  the 
Leeds  and  York  road,  a  considerable  traffic  enlivened 
the  way  until  eighty  years  ago.  Since  that  time  the 
broad  roadways  in  either  direction  have  been  empty, 
except  when  the  hounds  meet  here  in  the  hunting 
season,  when,  for  a  brief  hour,  old  times  seem  come 
again.  It  was  along  this  cross-road  that  "  Nimrod," 


COACHING 


77 


that  classic  coaching  authority,  travelled  in  1827,  his 
eagle  eye  engaged  in  criticism  of  the  Yorkshire  pro- 
vincial coaches. 

The   rustical   driver   of  the   Leeds   to   York   stage, 


BARWICK-IN-ELMETE. 

happily,  did  not  know  who  his  passenger  was.  Let  us 
hope  he  never  saw  the  criticism  of  himself,  his  coach  and 
horses,  and  everything  that  was  his,  which  appeared 
shortly  afterwards  in  the  Sporting  Magazine.  Every- 
thing, says  "  Nimrod,"  was  inferior.  The  man  who 
drove  (he  scorns,  you  see,  to  call  him  a  coachman)  was 


78      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

more  like  a  Welsh  drover  than  anything  else.  The  day 
was  cold,  but  he  had  neither  gloves,  boots,  nor  gaiters. 
However,  he  conducted  the  coach  only  a  ten  miles' 
stage,  and  made  up  with  copious  libations  of  gin  for  the 
lack  of  warm  clothing.  On  the  way  he  fell  to  bragging 
with  his  box-seat  passenger  of  the  hair's-breadth 
escapes  he  had  experienced  when  driving  one  of  the 
Leeds  to  London  opposition  coaches  ;  and  "  Nimrod," 
complimenting  him  on  the  skill  he  must  have  shown  on 
those  occasions,  he  proceeded  to  give  a  taste  of  his 
quality,  which  resulted  in  his  getting  the  reins  clubbed 
and  a  narrow  escape  from  being  overturned. 
"  Nimrod  "  soon  had  enough  of  it,  and  at  the  first 
opportunity  pretended  to  be  ill  and  went  inside,  as 
being  the  least  dangerous  place.  Arriving  at  Tadcaster, 
ten  miles  from  York,  the  door  was  opened,  and  "  Please 
to  remember  the  coachman  "  tingled  in  the  ears  of  the 
passengers.  "  What  now,"  asked  "  Nimrod,"  "  are 
you  going  no  farther  ?  "  "  No,  sir,  but  ah's  goes  back 
at  night,"  was  the  Yorkshireman's  answer.  "  Then 
you  follow  some  trade  here,  of  course  ?  "  continued  the 
great  coaching  expert.  "  No,  sir,"  said  a  bystander, 
"  he  has  got  his  horses  to  clean."  Fancy  a  coachman, 
even  if  only  of  that  inferior  kind,  who  could  not  be 
called  anything  better  than  "  the  man  who  drove, "- 
fancy  a  coachman  seeing  to  his  own  horses.  "  Nimrod  " 
was  properly  shocked  at  this,  and  with  memories  of 
coaching  nearer  London,  with  stables  and  yards  full  of 
ostlers  and  helpers,  and  the  coachmen,  their  drinking 
done,  flirting  with  the  Hebes  of  the  bar,  could  only  say, 
with  a  gasp,  "  Oh  !  that's  the  way  your  Yorkshire 
coaching  is  done,  is  it  ?  " 

He  then  saw  his  fellow-passengers  pull  out  sixpence 
each  and  give  it  to  the  driver,  who  was  not  only 
satisfied,  but  thankful.  This  also  was  a  novelty. 
Coachmen  were,  in  his  experience,  tipped  with  florins 
and  half-crowns,  nor  even  then  did  they  exhibit 
symptoms  of  thankfulness,  but  took  the  coin  as  of 
right.  "  What  am  I  to  do  ?  "  "  Nimrod  "  asked 
himself ;  "  I  never  gave  a  coachman  sixpence  yet,  and 


BRAMHAM  79 

I  shall  not  begin  that  game  to-day."  So  he  "  chucked  " 
him  a  "  bob,"  which  brought  the  fellow's  hat  down  to 
the  box  of  the  fore-wheel  in  gratitude. 

With  a  fresh  team  and  another  driver  the  journey 
was  continued  to  York.  About  half-way,  the  coach 
stopped  at  a  public-house,  in  the  old  style  ;  the  driver 
got  down,  the  gin  bottle  was  produced,  and,  looking  out 
of  the  window,  "Nimrod"  was  surprised  to  see  the  man 
whom  he  had  thought  was  left  behind  at  Tadcaster. 
"  What,  are  you  here  ?  "  he  asked.  "  Why,  yes," 
answered  the  man  ;  "  'tis  market-day  at  York,  and 
ah's  wants  to  buy  a  goose  or  two."  "  Ah,"  observed 
"  Nimrod,"  "  I  thought  you  were  a  little  in  the 
huckstering  line." 


XV 

BRAMHAM  MOOR  leads  down  into  Bramham  village, 
past  the  Park,  where  a  ruined  manor-house,  destroyed 
by  fire,  stands  amid  formal  gardens  and  looks  tragical. 
The  place  wears  the  aspect  of  romance,  and  seems  an 
ideal  home  for  the  ideal  Wicked  Squire  of  Early 
Victorian  novels.  Lord  Bingley,  who  built  it  and  laid 
out  the  grounds  in  the  time  of  Queen  Anne,  was  not 
more  wicked  than  the  generality  of  his  contemporaries, 
but  here  are  all  the  "properties"  with  which  those 
novelists  surrounded  the  cynical  deceivers  of  innocence, 
who  stalked  in  inky  cloaks,  curly  hats,  and  tasselled 
riding-boots  through  their  gory  pages.  Here  is 
Lord  Bingley's  Walk,  an  avenue  of  gigantic  beeches 
where  he  did  not  meet  the  trustful  village  maiden,  as 
he  ought  to  have  done,  by  all  the  rules  ;  here  also  is 
the  obelisk  at  the  suggestively  named  Blackfen,  whence 
twelve  avenues  diverge — where  no  tattered  witch  ever 
cursed  him,  so  far  as  can  be  ascertained.  Lord  Bingley 
evidently  did  not  live  up  to  the  possibilities  of  the  place, 
or  of  his  station,  nor  did  those  who  came  after  him,  for 
no  horrid  legend  is  narrated  with  bated  breath  in 
Bramham  village,  which  lies  huddled  together  in  the 


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THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


hollow  below  the  park,  the  world  forgetting,  and  by  the 
world  forgot,  ever  since  that  leap  year,  1408,  when  on 
the  29th  of  February  the  Earl  of  Northumberland, 
rebelling  against  Henry  the  Fourth,  was  defeated  and 
slain  by  Sir  Thomas  Rokeby  at  the  battle  of  Bramham 
Moor. 

Rising  steeply  out  of  Bramham  and  coming  to  the 
crest  at  Moor  End,  where  the  road  descends  long  and 


continuously  to  Wetherby  and  the  river  Wharfe,  we 
come  to  what  used  to  be  regarded  as  the  half-way  town 
between  London  and  Edinburgh.  The  exact  spot, 
where  a  milestone  told  the  same  tale  on  either  face,  is,  in 
fact,  one  mile  north,  where  the  "  Old  Fox  "  inn  stands. 
This  was,  of  course,  the  most  noted  landmark  on  the 
long  road,  and  the  drovers  who  journeyed  past  it 
never  failed  to  look  in  at  the  "  Old  Fox  "  and  "  wet 
their  whistles,"  to  celebrate  the  completion  of  half  their 
task.  At  Wetherby  itself  the  "  Angel  "  arrogated  the 
title  of  "  half-way  house,"  and  was  the  principal 
coaching  inn.  It  still  stands,  like  its  rival,  the  "  Swan 


82      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

and  Talbot,"  smaller  than  of  yore,  the  larger  portion  of 
its  stables  now  converted  into  cottages.  At  the 
"  Angel  "  the  down  London  and  Glasgow  mail  dined, 
with  an  hour  to  spare  ;  the  up  coach  hurrying  through 
to  its  change  at  Aberford.  Wetherby  was  a  change  for 
the  stage-coaches,  which  ran  the  whole  seventeen  miles 
to  Ferrybridge  with  the  same  teams  ;  a  cruelly  long  and 
arduous  stretch  for  the  horses. 

This  is  a  hard-featured,  stony  town  ;  still,  as  of  old, 
chiefly  concerned  with  cattle-raising  and  cattle-dealing, 
and  crowded  on  market-days  with  farmers  and  drovers 
driving  bargains  or  swearing  at  the  terrified  efforts  of 
beasts  and  sheep  to  find  their  way  into  the  shops  and 
inns.  Down  on  the  southern  side  of  the  town  runs  the 
romantic  Wharfe,  between  rocky  banks,  hurrying  in 
swirling  eddies  towards  its  confluence  with  the  Ouse, 
below  Tadcaster  ;  and  on  to  the  north  goes  the  road, 
through  the  main  street,  on  past  the  conspicuous  spire 
of  Kirk  Deighton  church,  coming  in  three  miles  to 
Walshford,  where  a  bridge  crosses  the  rocky,  tree- 
embowered  Nidd,  and  that  old  posting-house,  the 
comfortable-looking  "  Walshford  Bridge  Inn,"  stands 
slightly  back  from  the  road,  looking  like  a  private 
mansion  gone  diffidently  into  business. 

Beyond  Walshford  Bridge  the  road  turns  suddenly 
to  the  left,  and,  crossing  the  railway  at  lonely  Allerton 
station,  passes  a  substantial  red-brick  farmhouse  which 
looks  as  if  it  has  seen  very  different  days.  And  indeed 
it  has,  for  this  was  once  the  "  New  Inn,"  a  changing- 
place  for  the  mails.  Now  on  the  right  comes  the  long 
wall  of  Allerton  Park,  and  presently  there  rises  ahead 
that  strange  mound  known  by  the  equally  strange 
name  of  Nineveh,  a  tree-crowned  hill,  partly  artificial, 
girdled  with  prehistoric  earthworks,  and  honeycombed 
with  the  graves  of  the  forgotten  tribes,  to  whom  it 
was  probably  at  once  a  castle,  a  temple,  and  a  cemetery. 
The  road  onward  to  Boroughbridge  is,  indeed,  carried 
over  a  Roman  way,  which  itself  probably  superseded 
the  tracks  of  those  vanished  people,  and  led  to  what  is 
now  the  village  of  Aldborough  near  Boroughbridge, 


BOROUGHBRIDGE  83 

once  that  great  Roman  city  of  Isurium  which  rivalled 
York  itself,  and  now  yields  inexhaustible  building- 
stones  for  modern  cottages,  and  relics  that  bring  the 
life  of  those  ancients  in  very  close  touch  with  that  of  our 
own  time  :  oyster-shells  and  oyster  knives,  pomatum- 
pots,  pins,  and  the  hundred  little  articles  in  daily  use 
now  and  fifteen  hundred  years  ago. 

Boroughbridge  was  originally  the  settlement  founded 
by  the  Saxons  near  the  ruined  and  deserted  city  of 
Isurium.  Afraid  of  the  bodies  and  evil  spirits  with 
which  their  dark  superstitions  peopled  the  ruins,  they 
dared  not  live  there,  but  built  their  abiding-place  by 
the  river  Ure,  where  the  mediaeval,  but  now  modernised, 
village  of  Boroughbridge  stood,  and  where  the  bridge 
built  by  Metcalf,  the  blind  road-  and  bridge-maker, 
over  a  century  ago  spans  the  weedy  stream  in  useful 
but  highly  unornamental  manner.  The  battle  of 
Boroughbridge,  fought  in  1322,  is  almost  forgotten,  and 
coaching  times  have  left  their  impress  upon  the  town 
instead.  The  two  chief  coaching  inns,  the  "  Crown  " 
and  the  "  Greyhounds,"  still  face  one  another  in  the 
dull  street ;  the  "  Greyhounds  "  a  mere  ghost  of  its 
former  self,  the  "  Crown  "  larger,  but  its  stables,  where 
a  hundred  horses  found  a  shelter,  now  echoing  in  their 
emptiness  to  the  occasional  footfall.  Oddly  enough  a 
medical  practitioner,  a  Dr.  Hugh  Stott,  was  landlord 
of  the  "  Crown  "  for  more  than  fifty  years.  Probably 
he  and  the  landlord  of  the  "  Angel  "  at  Ferrybridge 
were  the  only  two  inn-keeping  doctors  in  the  kingdom. 
The  "  Crown  "  was  anciently  the  home  of  the  Tancreds, 
a  county  family  owning  property  in  the  neighbourhood  : 
the  "  Greyhounds  "  obtains  its  curious  plural  from  the 
heraldic  shield  of  the  Mauleverers,  which  displays  three 
greyhounds,  "  courant."  Hotel  accommodation  was 
greatly  in  request  at  Boroughbridge  in  the  old  days  ; 
for  from  this  point  branched  many  roads.  Here  the 
Glasgow  coaches  turned  off,  and  a  number  of  coaches 
for  Knaresborough,  Ripon,  Harrogate,  and  the  many 
towns  of  south-west  Yorkshire.  The  "  Edinburgh 
Express,"  which  went  by  way  of  Glasgow,  also  passed 


84      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

through.  Boroughbridge  was  a  busy  coaching  town, 
so  that  ruin,  stark,  staring,  and  complete  fell  upon  it 
when  railways  came. 

The  remaining  nineteen  miles  to  Northallerton  scarce 
call  for  detailed  description.  Kirkby  Hill,  a  mile  out 
of  Boroughbridge,  lies  to  the  left,  its  church-tower  just 
within  sight.  This  is  followed  by  the  unutterably  dull, 
lifeless,  and  ugly  village  of  Dishforth,  leading  to  the 
hamlet  of  Asenby,  where  the  road  descends  to  the 
picturesque  crossing  of  the  Swale  and  the  Cod  Beck, 
with  the  village  of  Topcliffe  crowning  the  ridge  on  the 
other  side  :  a  village  better  looking,  but  as  lifeless  as 
the  others.  Thence  flat  or  gently  undulating  roads 
conduct  in  twelve  miles  to  Northallerton,  past  Busby 
Stoop  Inn,  the  villages  of  Sand  Hutton,  Newsham,  and 
North  and  South  Otterington. 

South  Otterington  lives  with  a  black  mark  in  the 
memory  of  antiquaries  as  that  benighted  place  where 
the  parishioners  thought  so  little  of  their  church 
registers  some  years  ago  that  they  allowed  the  parish 
clerk  to  treat  all  the  old  ones,  dating  from  before  the 
eighteenth  century,  as  so  much  waste-paper  ;  some  of 
them  making  an  excellent  bonfire  to  singe  a  goose  with. 
They  were  not  singular  in  this  respect,  for  church- 
wardens of  different  places  have  been  known  to  do 
the  most  extraordinary  things  with  these  valuable 
documents.  Thoresby,  the  antiquary,  writing  of  a 
particular  register,  remarks  that  "  it  has  not  been  a 
plaything  for  young  pointers.  It  has  not  occupied  a 
bacon-cratch  or  a  bread-and-cheese  cupboard.  It  has 
not  been  scribbled  on,  within  and  without,"  from  which 
we  infer  that  that  was  the  common  fate,  and  that  others 
had  been  so  treated. 

The  junction  of  the  two  main  routes  of  the  Great 
North  Road  at  Northallerton  takes  place  ignominiously 
outside  the  goods  station  at  a  level-crossing. 


BATTLE   OF  THE   STANDARD  87 


XVI 

THE  alternative  route  now  described  and  North- 
allerton  regained  by  it,  we  may  resume  the  long  journey 
to  Edinburgh.  It  is  the  completest  kind  of  change 
from  the  wild  ups  and  downs  of  the  Boroughbridge  and 
Wetherby  route  to  the  long  featureless  stretches  that 
now  lie  before  us.  We  will  not  linger  in  the  town,  but 
press  onward  to  where  the  battle  of  the  Standard,  as 
the  battle  of  Northallerton  is  often  known,  was  fought, 
on  the  right-hand  side  of  the  road,  near  the  still 
unenclosed  fragments  of  Cowton  Moor.  It  was  not  a 
great  struggle,  for  the  Scots  fled  after  a  short  resistance, 
and  the  great  numbers  of  their  slain  met  their  fate 
rather  at  the  hands  of  the  peasantry,  while  fleeing 
through  a  hostile  country,  than  in  combat  with  the 
English  army. 

Standing  amid  the  heathy  tussocks  of  Standard  Hill, 
looking  over  the  Moor,  the  wide-spreading  hill  and  dale 
of  the  Yorkshire  landscape  fades  into  a  blue  or  misty 
distance,  and  must  in  its  solitude  look  much  the  same 
as  it  did  in  those  far  distant  days.  Nothing  save  the 
name  of  the  hillock  and  that  of  the  farm  called  Scot 
Pits,  traditionally  said  to  have  been  the  place  where 
the  Scottish  dead  were  buried,  remains  to  tell  of  the 
struggle.  "  Baggamoor,"  as  old  chroniclers  call  the 
battle-field,  from  the  baggage  thrown  away  by  the  Scots 
in  their  flight,  is  traversed  by  the  road,  which  proceeds 
by  way  of  Oak  Tree  and  Lovesome  Hills  to  Great 
Smeaton,  where  the  mails  changed  horses  on  the  short 
seven  miles'  stage  between  it  and  Northallerton,  or  the 
nine  miles  to  Darlington.  The  "Blacksmith's  Arms  " 
was  in  those  times  the  coaching  inn  here,  but  it  has 
long  since  been  converted  into  cottages.  William 
Tweedie,  the  last  of  a  succession  of  three  Tweedies  who 
kept  the  "  Blacksmith's  Arms  "  and  owed  their  pros- 
perity to  the  mails  changing  at  their  house,  was  also 
the  village  postmaster.  A  God-fearing  man  and  an 
absent-minded,  it  is  recorded  of  him  that  during  a 


88      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

sermon  at  the  parish  church  he  was  surprised  in  the 
midst  of  one  of  his  mental  absences  by  hearing  the 
preacher  enlarge  upon  the  text  of  "  Render  unto 
Caesar."  "  Ay,"  he  said,  in  a  loud  voice,  when  the 
duty  of  paying  the  king's  taxes  and  just  demands  was 
brought  home  to  the  congregation,  "  that  puts  me  in 
mind  o't :  there's  old  Granny  Metcalf's  bin  owin'  the 
matter  o'  eightpence  on  a  letter  these  two  months  past." 

Now  Widow  Metcalf  had  paid  that  eightpence.  She 
was  in  church,  too.  The  suddenness  of  the  unjust 
accusation  made  her  forget  time  and  place,  and  she 
retorted  with.  "  William  Tweedie,  y're  a  liar  !  " 

One  has  a  distinct  suspicion  that  by  "  Lowrsey  Hill, 
a  small  Village  contiguous  on  the  Left  "  (but  a  place 
so-named  would  more  properly  have  been  "contagious") 
mentioned  here  by  Ogilby,  he  must  have  meant  what 
is  now  Lovesome  Hill. 

The  old  coach  passengers,  driving  through,  or 
changing  at,  Great  Smeaton  must  have  often  wondered, 
seeing  the  smallness  of  the  place,  what  size  the  neigh- 
bouring Little  Smeaton,  away  off  to  the  left,  could  have 
been.  Their  inquiries  on  that  head  were  usually 
answered  by  the  coachmen,  who  were  wags  of  sorts, 
that  Little  Smeaton  consisted  of  one  dog-kennel  and 
two  hen-coops.  It  is  a  lonely  road  between  North- 
allerton  and  Darlington,  and  quips  of  this  kind  probably 
tasted  better  when  administered  on  the  spot  than  they 
do  to  the  armchair  traveller.  Particularly  lonely  is 
High  Entercommon,  where  a  turnpike-gate  stood  in  the 
days  that  are  done,  together  with  an  inn,  the  "  Golden 
Lion,"  where  a  fe\v  coaches  which  made  a  longer  stage 
from  Northallerton  changed.  Were  it  not  that 
William  Thompson,  landlord  at  the  best  period  in  the 
history  of  coaching,  was  a  highly  reputable  person, 
and  had  been  coachman  to  Sir  Bellingham  Graham 
before  he  set  up  as  innkeeper,  we  might  point  to  the 
house  and  say  how  suitable  a  locality  for  the  secret 
roadside  crimes  of  old,  of  which  novelists  delight  to  tell ! 
Roads,  and  travelling  before  railways,  used  to  set  the 
romancists  busily  engaged  in  spinning  the  most  blood- 


TRAVELLERS'   TALES  89 

curdling  stories  of  villainous  innkeepers  who,  like 
Bob  Acres,  kept  "  churchyards  of  their  own,"  and 
murderous  trap-doors  in  their  guest-rooms  giving  upon 
Golgothas  filled  with  the  bones  of  their  many  victims. 
If  one  might  credit  these  astounding  stories,  the  inns 
that  were  not  murder-shops  were  few  and  far  between  ; 
but  happily  those  writers,  anxious  only  to  make  your 
blood  creep,  were  as  a  rule  only  exercising  their 
particularly  gory  imaginations. 

A  story  of  this  order  is  that  of  a  lady  who  set  out  in 
her  carriage  to  visit  some  friends  in  Yorkshire.  She  had 
come  to  within  thirty  miles  of  her  destination,  when  a 
thunderstorm  which  had  been  threatening  broke 
violently  overhead.  Struggling  against  the  elements, 
the  coachman  was  glad  to  espy  an  old-fashioned 
roadside  inn  presently  visible  ahead,  and,  his  mistress 
expressing  a  wish  to  alight  and  rest  until  the  storm 
should  abate,  he  drove  up  to  the  door.  It  was  a  wild 
and  solitary  spot  (they  always  are  in  these  stories,  and 
it  is  astonishing  how  solitary  and  wild  they  are,  and 
how  many  such  places  appeared  to  exist).  The  rusty 
sign  creaked  dismally  overhead,  and  the  window- 
shutters  flapped  violently  in  the  wind  on  their  broken 
hinges  ;  altogether  it  was  not  an  inviting  spot.  But 
any  port  in  a  storm,  and  so  the  lady  alighted.  She  was 
shown  into  a  large  old-fashioned  apartment,  and  the 
horses  and  carriage  were  stabled  until  such  time  as  it 
might  be  possible  to  resume  the  journey.  But,  instead 
of  passing  off,  the  storm  grew  momentarily  worse. 
Calling  her  servant  she  asked  him  if  it  were  possible  to 
continue  that  night,  and  on  his  replying  in  the  negative, 
reluctantly  resigned  herself  to  staying  under  a  strange 
roof.  She  had  her  dinner  in  solitary  state,  and  then 
found  all  the  evening  before  her,  with  nothing  to 
occupy  the  time.  She  went  to  the  window  and  looked 
out  upon  the  howling  storm,  and,  tired  of  that 
uninviting  prospect,  gazed  listlessly  about  the  room. 
It  was  a  large  room,  ill-furnished,  and  somewhat  out 
of  repair,  for  the  inn  had  seen  its  best  days.  Evidences 
of  a  more  prosperous  time  were  left  in  the  shape  of 


90      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

some  scattered  articles  of  furniture  of  a  superior  kind 
and  in  the  presence  of  a  curious  piece  of  ancient 
tapestry  facing  her  on  the  opposite  wall,  bearing  a 
design  of  a  life-sized  Roman  warrior  wielding  a 
truncheon. 

But  one  cannot  spend  all  the  evening  in  contemplating 
the  old  chairs  and  moth-eaten  tapestry  of  a  half- 
furnished  room,  and  the  storm-bound  traveller  soon 
wearied  of  those  objects.  With  nothing  else  to  do, 
she  took  out  her  purse  and  began  to  count  her  money 
and  to  calculate  her  travelling  expenses.  Having 
counted  the  guineas  over  several  times  and  vainly  tried 
to  make  the  total  balance  properly  with  her  expenditure 
and  the  amount  she  had  set  out  with,  she  chanced 
involuntarily  to  glance  across  the  room.  Her  gaze  fell 
upon  the  stern  visage  of  the  helmeted  Roman,  and  to 
her  horror  the  lack-lustre  tapestry  eyes  were  now 
replaced  by  living  ones,  intently  regarding  her  and  her 
money.  Ninety-nine  of  every  hundred  women  would 
have  screamed  or  fainted,  or  have  done  both  ;  but  our 
traveller  was  evidently  the  hundredth.  She  calmly 
allowed  her  gaze  to  wander  absent-mindedly  away  to 
the  ceiling,  as  if  still  speculating  as  to  the  disposition 
of  the  missing  odd  guineas  :  and  then,  exclaiming, 
"  Ah  !  I  have  it,"  made  for  the  door,  to  call  her 
servant,  leaving  her  purse,  apparently  disregarded,  on 
the  table.  In  the  passage  outside  she  met  the  landlord, 
who  desired  to  know  what  it  might  be  she  wanted. 
"  To  see  my  man,  with  orders  for  the  morning,"  said 
she.  The  landlord  shuffled  away,  and  her  servant 
presently  appeared.  She  told  him  what  she  had 
observed,  and  mounting  upon  the  furniture,  he 
examined  the  tapestry,  with  the  result  that  he  found 
the  wall  behind  it  sound  enough  in  all  places,  with  the 
exception  of  the  eyes.  On  pressing  the  fabric  at  those 
points  it  gave  way,  disclosing  a  hole  bored  through  the 
wall  and  communicating  with  some  other  room.  This 
discovery  of  course  aroused  the  worst  suspicions  ;  but 
the  storm  still  raged,  it  was  now  late,  and  to  counter- 
mand the  accommodation  already  secured  for  the  night 


EVIL   INNS  91 

would  be  to  apprise  the  landlord  of  something  having 
been  discovered.  There  was  nothing  for  it  but  to  stay 
the  night.  To  sleep  was  impossible,  and  so  the  lady, 
retiring  to  her  bedroom,  securely  bolting  the  door,  and 
assuring  herself  that  no  secret  panel  or  trap-door 
existed,  sat  wakefully  in  a  chair  all  night.  Doubtless 
the  servant  did  the  same,  although  the  story  does  not 
condescend  to  details  where  he  is  concerned.  At  length 
morning  came,  without  anything  happening,  and, 
equally  without  incident,  they  set  out  after  breakfast 
from  this  place  of  dread,  the  lady  having  previously 
ascertained  that  the  room  on  the  other  side  of  the  wall 
behind  the  tapestry  was  the  landlord's  private 
apartment. 

These  adventures  being  afterwards  recounted,  it  was 
called  to  mind  that  an  undue  proportion  of  highway 
robberies  had  for  some  time  past  been  occurring  in  the 
immediate  neighbourhood  of  the  inn,  and  a  queer  story 
was  remembered  of  a  traveller  who  had  stayed  there 
overnight  being  robbed  soon  after  leaving  by  a 
highwayman,  who,  without  any  preliminary  parley, 
desired  him  to  instantly  take  off  his  right  boot — the 
boot  in  which,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  he  had  stowed  away 
his  money.  The  highwayman,  who  evidently  had  been 
informed  of  this  secret  hiding-place,  extracted  the 
coin,  and,  returning  the  boot,  went  on  his  way.  It 
afterwards  appeared  that  the  traveller  had  stowed  his 
money  in  his  boot  while  under  the  impression  that  he 
was  alone  in  the  tapestry-room.  He  had  reckoned 
without  the  Centurion. 

The  inn  of  course  fell  into  evil  repute,  and  the 
landlord  was  soon  afterwards  compelled  to  give  up 
business.  But  the  provoking  part  of  it  all,  from  the 
point  of  view  of  the  historian,  is  that  the  story  does 
not  descend  to  topographical  particulars,  and  that  the 
description  of  the  place .  as  being  in  Yorkshire  is 
necessarily  of  the  vaguest,  considering  the  vastness  of 
the  shire. 


92      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


XVII 

DALTON-UPON-TEES,  three  miles  onward  from  High 
and  Low  Entercommon,  shows  little  to  the  passer-by 
on  the  Great  North  Road,  who,  a  mile  beyond  its 
scattered  cottages,  looking  as  though  they  had  lost 
themselves,  comes  to  Croft,  to  the  river  Tees,  and 
to  the  end  of  Yorkshire.  It  behoves  one  to  speak 
respectfully  of  Croft  and  its  Spa,  for  its  waters  are 
as  nasty  as  those  of  Harrogate,  with  that  flavour  of 
rotten  eggs  so  highly  approved  by  the  medical  pro- 
fession, and  only  the  vagaries  of  fashion  can  be  held 
accountable  for  the  comparative  neglect  of  the  one 
and  the  favouring  of  the  other.  Sulphur  renders 
both  equally  nauseous  and  healthful,  but  Croft  finds 
few  votaries  compared  with  its  great  and  successful 
rival,  and  a  gentle  melancholy  marks  the  spot,  where, 
on  the  Yorkshire  bank,  the  mouldy-looking  Croft  Spa 
Hotel  fronts  the  road,  its  closed  assembly  rooms, 
where  once  the  merry  crowds  foregathered,  given  over 
to  damp  and  mildew. 

Croft  is  in  the  Hurworth  Hunt,  and  it  is  claimed 
by  local  folk  that  the  Hurworth  Country  was 
indicated  by  "  Handley  Cross,"  where  Jorrocks 
and  his  cronies  chased  the  fox  and  enjoyed  themselves 
so  vigorously.  The  Spa  Hotel  was  then  a  place  of 
extremely  high  jinks.  Every  night  there  would 
be  a  dinner-party,  with  much  competition  as  to  who 
could  drink  the  most  port  or  champagne.  The  test 
of  the  sturdiest  fellow  was  to  see  who  could  manage  to 
place  on  his  head  a  champagne  or  port  bottle  and  lie 
down  and  stand  up  with  it  still  in  place.  Few 
reputations,  or  bottles,  survived  that  ordeal. 

But  Croft  is  a  pretty  place,  straggling  on  both  the 
Yorkshire  and  Durham  banks  of  the  Tees  ;  with  a  fine 
old  church  commanding  the  approach  from  the  south. 
It  is  worth  seeing,  alike  for  its  architecture  ;  for  a  huge 
and  preposterous  monument  of  one  of  the  Milbankes 
of  Halnaby  ;  and  especially  for  the  extravagantly- 


THE  SOCKBURN  WORM 


93 


arrogant  manorial  pew  of  that  family,  erected  in  the 
chancel,  and  elevated  in  the  likeness  of  two  canopied 
thrones  approached  by  an  elaborate  staircase  and 
over  a  crimson  carpet.  This  pompous  structure  dates 
from  about  1760.  The  thing  would  not  be  credible, 
did  not  we  know  to  what  extent  the  pride  and  pre- 
sumption of  the  old  squirearchy  sometimes  went. 

A  sturdy  old  Gothic  bridge  here  carries  the   road 
across    the    stream    into    the    ancient    Palatinate    of 


CROFT   BRIDGE. 

Durham.  It  were  here  that  each  successive  Prince- 
Bishop  of  that  see  was  met  and  presented  with  the 
falchion  that  slew  the  Sockburn  Worm,  one  of  the  three 
mythical  monsters  that  are  said  to  have  infested 
Durham  and  Northumberland.  Like  the  Lambton 
Worm,  and  the  Laidly — that  is  to  say,  the  Loathly — - 
Worm  of  Spindleston  Heugh,  the  Sockburn  terror, 
according  to  mediaeval  chroniclers,  was  a  "  monstrous 
and  poysonous  vermine  or  wyverne,  aske  or  werme 
which  overthrew  and  devoured  many  people  in  fight, 
for  yfc  ye  sent  of  ye  poyson  was  so  strong  y'  noe  p'son 
might  abyde  it."  The  gallant  knight  who  at  some 
undetermined  period  slew  this  legendary  pest  was 
Sir  John  Conyers,  descended  from  Roger  de  Conyers, 
Constable  of  Durham  Castle  in  the  time  of  William 
the  Conqueror.  The  family  held  the  manor  of  Sock- 


94 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


burn  by  the  curious  tenure  of  presenting  the  newly 
appointed  Bishop  Palatine  of  Durham  on  his  first 
entry  into  his  diocese  with  the  falchion  that  slew  the 
Worm.  The  presentation  was  made  on  Croft  Bridge, 
with  the  words : — "  My  Lord  Bishop,  I  here  present 
you  with  the  falchion  wherewith  the  champion  Conyers 
slew  the  worm,  dragon,  or  fiery  flying 
serpent  which  destroyed  man,  woman 
and  child  ;  in  memory  of  which  the 
king  then  reigning  gave  him  the  manor 
of  Sockburn,  to  hold  by  this  tenure, 
that  upon  the  first  entrance  of  every 
bi.shop  into  the  county  the  falchion 
should  be  presented."  Taking  the 
falchion  into  his  hand,  the  bishop 
immediately  returned  it,  wishing  the 
owner  of  Sockburn  health,  long  life, 
and  prosperity,  and  the  ceremony  was 
concluded.  Sockburn,  seven  miles 
below  Croft,  on  the  Durham  shore  of 
the  Tees,  is  no  longer  owned  by  that 
old  heroic  family,  for  the  proud  stock 
which  in  its  time  had  mated  with  the 
noblest  in  England  decayed,  and  the 
last  Conyers,  Sir  Thomas,  died  a  pauper 
in  Chester-le-Street  workhouse  in  1810. 
The  manor-house  of  Sockburn  has 
long  since  been  swept  away,  and 
the  old  church  is  a  roofless  ruin, 
the  estate  itself  having  long  since  passed  to  the 
Blackett  family,  in  whose  possession  the  wondrous 
falchion  now  remains.  The  bishops  of  Durham,  no 
longer  temporal  princes,  do  not  now  receive  it,  the  last 
presentation  having  been  made  to  Bishop  Van  Mildert 
by  the  steward  of  Sir  Edward  Blackett  in  1826. 

Croft  Bridge,  a  massive  and  venerable-looking  stone 
structure  of  seven  arches,  built  in  1676,  is  itself  the 
successor  of  a  much  older  building,  referred  to  in  a 
Royal  Brief  of  1531  as  being  "  the  moste  directe  and 
sure  waye  and  passage  for  the  King  o'er  Soveraigne 


SOCKBURN 
FALCHION. 


"HELL'S   KETTLES"  95 

Lorde's  armie  and  ordyn'ce  to  resort  and  pass  over  into 
the  north  p'tes  and  marches  of  this  his  reaulme,  for 
the  surtie  and  defence  of  the  same  againste  the  invasion 
of  the  Scotts  and  others  his  enemyes,  over  which  such 
armys  and  ordyn'ces  hathe  hertofor  always  bene 
accostomyed  to  goo  and  passe." 

Here  we  are  in  Durham,  and  three  miles  from 
Darlington.  Looking  backwards  on  crossing  the 
bridge,  the  few  scattered  houses  of  the  hither  shore 
are  seen  beside  the  way  ;  one  of  them,  the  "  Comet  " 
hotel,  with  a  weather-beaten  picture-sign  of  the  famous 
pedigree  bull  of  that  name,  and  the  inscription, 

'  Comet,'  sold  in  1810  for  one  thousand  guineas." 
The  Tees  goes  on  its  rippling  way  through  the  pointed 
arches  of  the  historic  bridge,  with  broad  shingly  beaches 
over  against  the  rich  meadows,  the  road  pursuing  its 
course  to  cross  that  rival  stream,  the  Skerne,  at 
Oxneyfield  Bridge,  a  quarter  of  a  mile  ahead.  Close 
by,  in  a  grass  meadow  to  the  right  of  the  road,  are  the 
four  pools  called  by  the  terrific  name  of  "  Hell's 
Kettles,"  which  testify  by  the  sulphureous  taste  of  their 
water  to  the  quality  of  Croft  Spa.  Of  course,  they 
have  their  wonderful  legends  ;  Ogilby  in  1676  noted 
that.  "  At  Oxenhall,"  he  says,  "  are  three  Pits  call'd 
Hell-kettles,  whereof  the  vulgar  tell  you  many  fabulous 
stories."  They  have  long  been  current,  then  ;  the 
first  telling  how  on  Christmas  Day  1179  the  ground 
rose  to  the  height  of  the  highest  hills,  "  higher  than  the 
spires  and  towers  of  the  churches,  and  so  remained  at 
that  height  from  nine  of  the  morning  until  sunset. 
At  the  setting  of  the  sun  the  earth  fell  in  with  so  horrid 
a  crash  that  all  who  saw  that  strange  mound  and  heard 
its  fall  were  so  amazed  that  for  very  fear  many  died, 
for  the  earth  swallowed  up  that  mound,  and  where  it 
stood  was  a  deep  pool."  This  circumstantial  story  was 
told  by  an  abbot  of  Jervaulx,  but  is  not  sufficiently 
marvellous  for  the  peasantry,  who  account  for  the 
pool  by  a  tale  of  supernatural  intervention.  According 
to  this  precious  legend,  the  farmer  owning  the  field 
being  about  to  carry  his  hay  on  June  11,  St.  Barnabas' 


96      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

Day,  it  was  pointed  out  that  he  had  much  better 
attend  to  his  religious  duties  than  work  on  the 
anniversary  of  the  blessed  saint,  whereupon  he 
replied  : — 

Barnaby  yea,  Barnaby  nay, 

I'll  hae  my  hay,  whether  God  will  or  nay  : 

and,  the  ground  opening,  he  and  his  carts  and  horses 
were  instantly  swallowed  up.  The  tale  goes  on  to  say 
that,  given  a  fine  day  and  clear  water,  the  impious 
farmer  and  his  carts  and  horses  may  yet  be  seen 
floating  deep  down  in  these  supposedly  fathomless 
pools  !  De  Foe,  however,  travelling  this  way  in  1724, 
is  properly  impatient  of  these  tales.  "  'Tis  evident," 
says  he,  "  they  are  nothing  but  old  coal-pits,  filled  with 
water  by  the  river  Tees." 


XVIII 

DARLINGTON,  to  which  we  now  come,  is  a  very  busy, 
very  prosperous,  very  much  rebuilt  town,  nursing  a 
sub-Metropolitan  swagger  of  architectural  pretension  in 
its  chief  streets  infinitely  unlike  anything  expected  by 
the  untravelled  in  these  latitudes.  There  is  a  distinctly 
Holloway  Road — plus  Whitechapel  Road — and 
Kenningtoii  Lane  air  about  Darlington  which  does  but 
add  to  the  piquancy  of  those  streets.  Tumbledown 
houses  of  no  great  age  and  no  conceivable  interest  are 
shouldered  by  flaunting  shops  ;  or  rather,  to  speak  by 
the  card,  by  "  stores  "  and  "  emporia  "  ;  these 
alternating  with  glittering  public-houses  and 
restaurants.  The  effect  can  be  paralleled  only  by 
imagining  a  typical  general  servant  dressed  in  a  skirt 
and  train  for  a  Queen's  Drawing  Room,  with  plough- 
boy's  boots,  a  cloth  jacket,  and  ostrich-feathered  hat  to 
complete  the  costume.  It  is  a  town  only  now  beginning 
to  realise  that  prosperity  must  make  some  outward 
show  of  the  fact,  and  it  is  accordingly  going  in  for  show 
in  whole-hearted  fashion,  and  emerging  from  the  grime 
in  which  James  the  First  found  it  in  1617.  "  Darneton  !" 


DARLINGTON  97 

he  said  when  told  its  name  ;  "I  think  it's  Darneton 
i'  th'  Dirt."  Dirty  indeed  it  must  have  been  for  James, 
fresh  from  his  own  capital,  where  they  flung  their 
sewage  from  the  windows  into  the  streets,  to  have 
found  it  remarkable.  De  Foe,  fifty  years  later,  said, 
"  Darlington,  a  post-town,  has  nothing  remarkable  in 
it  but  dirt,  and  a  high  bridge  over  little  or  no  water." 
An  odd  contemporary  commentary  upon  this  seems 
to  lurk  in  the  fact  that  cloth  was  then  brought  to 
Darlington  from  all  parts — even  from  Scotland — to 
be  bleached  ! 

More  akin  to  those  times  than  these  are  the  names 
of  the  streets,  which,  like  those  of  York,  are  chiefly 
"  gates  "  : — High  Northgate,  Skinnergate,  Bondgate, 
Blackwellgate,  and  Priestgate. 

In  vain  will  the  pilgrim  seek  the  "  Black  Bear,"  the 
inn  at  Darlington  to  which  Frank  Osbaldistone,  in  the 
pages  of  Rob  Roy,  came.  Scott  describes  the  wayfarers 
whom  the  young  squire  met  on  his  way  from  London  to 
York  and  the  North  as  "  characters  of  a  uniform  and 
uninteresting  description,"  but  they  are  interesting  to 
us,  belonging  as  they  do  to  a  time  long  past.  "  Country 
parsons,  jogging  homewards  after  a  visitation  ;  farmers, 
or  graziers,  returning  from  a  distant  market ;  clerks  of 
traders,  travelling  to  collect  what  was  due  to  their 
masters  in  provincial  towns  ;  with  now  and  then  an 
officer  going  down  into  the  country  upon  recruiting 
service."  These  persons  kept  the  tapsters  and  the 
turnpikes  busy,  and  at  night  time,  when  they  fore- 
gathered at  the  roadside  inns,  sandwiched  their  talk  of 
cattle  and  the  solvency  of  traders  with  terrifying  tales  of 
robbers.  "  At  such  tales,  like  children,  closing  their 
circle  round  the  fire  when  the  ghost-story  draws  to  its 
climax,  they  drew  near  to  each  other,  looked  before  and 
behind  them,  examined  the  priming  of  their  pistols, 
and  vowed  to  stand  by  each  other  in  case  of  danger  ; 
an  engagement  which,  like  other  offensive  and  defensive 
alliances,  sometimes  glided  out  of  remembrance  when 
there  was  an  appearance  of  actual  peril." 

This  was  about  1715.     In  those  days,  as  Scott  says, 


98      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

"  journeys  of  any  length  being  made  on  horseback,  and, 
of  course,  by  brief  stages,  it  was  usual  always  to  make 
a  halt  on  the  Sunday  in  some  town  where  the  traveller 
might  attend  divine  service,  and  his  horse  have  the 
benefit  of  the  day  of  rest.  A  counterpart  to  this  decent 
practice,  and  a  remnant  of  old  English  hospitality,  was, 
that  the  landlord  of  a  principal  inn  laid  aside  his 
character  of  publican  on  the  seventh  day  and  invited 
the  guests  who  chanced  to  be  within  his  walls  to  take 
a  part  of  the  family  beef  and  pudding." 

The  "  Black  Bear  "  at  Darlington,  as  pictured  by 
Scott,  was  such  a  place  and  the  landlord  as  typical  a 
host,  and  here  Frank  Osbaldistonc  met  the  first  Scot  he 
had  ever  seen,  "  a  decentish  hallion — as  canny  a  North 
Briton  as  e'er  crossed  Berwick  Bridge  " — which  was 
high  praise  from  mine  host,  for  innkeepers  loved  not 
Scottish  folk  and  their  thrifty  Avays.  But,  as  already 


5-  *    D-  R-  N?  I  •   I  825 

"  LOCOMOTION." 

remarked,  the  "  Black  Bear  "  at  Darlington  docs  not 
exist,  and  coaching  relics  are  rare  in  this  town,  whose 
modern  prosperity  derives  from  railways.  It  is, 
therefore,  with  singular  appropriateness  that 
Stephenson's  "  Locomotion,"  the  first  engine  for  that 
first  of  railways,  the  Stockton  and  Darlington,  long 


RAILWAYS 


99 


since  withdrawn  from  service,  has  been  mounted  on 
a  pedestal  at  Darlington  Station.  In  heathen  lands 
this  ancestor  of  the  modern  express  locomotive  would 
be  worshipped  as  a  fetich,  and  truly  it  is  an  ugly  and 
uncanny-looking  object. 

The  Stockton  and  Darlington  Railway  Act  dates 
from  1821  ;  the  line  to  be  worked  by  "  men  and 
horses,  or  otherwise,"  steam  not  being  contemplated. 
The  construction  was  begun  in  May,  1822,  and  mean- 
while the  Rainhill  experiments  had  proved  the 
possibility  of  locomotive  engines.  The  Act  was  there- 
fore amended,  to  authorise  the  use  of  them  and  to 


"THE  EXPERIMENT." 

permit  the  conveyance  of  passengers  ;  a  kind  of  traffic 
which,  odd  though  it  may  seem  now,  was  not  con- 
templated by  the  projectors,  whose  original  idea  was  a 
railway  for  the  conveyance  of  coal.  It  was  on 
September  27th,  1825,  that  the  line  was  opened,  a  train 
of  thirty-eight  wagons  travelling,  as  a  contemporary 
newspaper  breathlessly  announced,  "  with  such  velocity 
that  in  some  parts  the  speed  was  frequently  twelve 
miles  an  hour."  Curiously  enough,  however,  the  first 
passengers,  after  the  opening  ceremony,  were  conveyed, 
not  by  steam,  but  by  a  rough  coach,  like  a  gipsy 
caravan,  running  on  the  rails  and  drawn  by  a  horse. 
This  odd  contrivance  was  called  the  "  Experiment," 


100  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

and  did  the  twelve  miles  in  two  hours.  It  was  followed 
by  other  vehicles,  consisting  of  old  stage-coach  bodies 
mounted  on  railway  wheels,  and  it  was  not  until  some 
months  had  passed  that  passengers  were  intrusted  to 
the  locomotive.  The  first  passenger  train  ran  a  spirited 
race  with  the  coach  over  the  twelve  miles'  course, 
steam  winning  by  a  hundred  and  twenty  yards,  amid 
the  cheers  of  excited  crowds.  After  thirty-eight  years 
of  independent  existence,  the  Stockton  and  Darlington 
line  was,  with  its  branches,  finally  absorbed  into  the 
North-Eastern  system,  in  1863. 

Darlington  is  thus  a  place  entirely  inimical  to 
coaching  interests  and  memories.  Here,  on  its 
pedestal,  stands  the  first  of  the  iron  monsters  that 
killed  the  coaches,  and  the  town  itself  largely  lives  by 
manufacturing  railway  wagons  and  iron  and  steel 
bridges.  But  coaching  had  had  its  day,  and  did  not 
die  untimely.  A  few  years  longer  and  the  great  high- 
roads, already  inconveniently  crowded,  must  have 
been  widened  to  accommodate  the  increased  traffic. 
Railways  have  been  beneficent  in  many  directions, 
and  they  have  enabled  many  hundreds  of  thousands 
to  live  in  the  country  who  would  otherwise  have  been 
pent  in  stuffy  streets.  Imagination  fails  in  the  task 
of  endeavouring  to  picture  what  the  roads  would  have 
been  like  to-day  if  road-travel  had  remained  the  only 
means  of  communication.  Locomotion  would  have 
been  immensely  restricted,  of  course  ;  but  the  mere 
increase  of  population  must  have  brought  huge 
crowds  of  additional  passengers.  Figures  are  com- 
monly said  to  be  dry,  but  they  can  occasionally  be 
eloquent  enough.  For  instance,  when  we  compare 
the  population  of  the  United  Kingdom  in  1837,  when 
the  Queen  came  to  the  throne,  and  now,  and  consider 
the  bearing  of  those  figures  on  this  question,  they  are 
more  than  eloquent,  and  are  even  startling.  There 
were  twenty-five  and  a  half  millions  of  persons  in  these 
islands  in  the  first  year  of  Victoria's  reign.  There  are 
now  forty-nine  millions.  Over  twenty -three  millions  of 
persons  most  of  whom  would  have  used  the  roads,  added 


COACHING  103 

in  eighty  years !  Of  course,  the  opportunities  for  cheap 
and  quick  travel  have  made  frequent  travellers  of  those 
who  otherwise  would  never  or  rarely  have  stirred  from 
their  homes ;  but  railways  have  wrought  greater 
changes  than  that.  What,  let  us  think,  would  have 
been  the  present-day  position  of  the  city  of  London 
without  railways  ?  It  must  needs  have  remained 
largely  what  it  was  when  the  "  short  stages  "  conveyed 
such  citizens  as  did  not  live  in  the  city  to  and  from  their 
residences  in  the  suburbs,  which  then  extended  no 
further  than  Highgate,  Chiswick,  Norwood,  and 
Stock  well.  A  stage-coach  commonly  held  sixteen 
persons,  twelve  outside  and  four  in  ;  and  allowing  for 
those  who  might  manage  to  walk  into  the  city,  how 
many  of  such  coaches  should  we  require  nowadays, 
supposing  railways  suddenly  abolished,  to  convey  the 
city's  myriad  day  population  ?  So  many  thousands 
that  the  task  would  be  impossible.  The  impossibility 
of  it  gives  us  at  once  the  measure  of  the  railways' 
might,  and  raises  them  from  the  mere  carriers  we 
generally  think  them  to  the  height  of  all-powerful 
social  forces  whose  effects  may  be  sought  in  every  detail 
of  our  lives.  To  them  the  wide-spreading  suburbs 
directly  owe  their  existence,  equally  as  the  deserted 
main  roads  of  yester-year  owed  their  loneliness  to  the 
same  cause  ;  and  social  scientists  have  it  that  they  have 
performed  what  may  at  first  sight  seem  a  miracle  : 
that,  in  fact,  they  have  increased  the  population. 
If  railways  had  not  come  to  ease  the  growing  pressure 
that  began  to  be  felt  upon  the  roads  in  the  early 
"  twenties,"  something  else  must  have  appeared  to  do 
the  work  of  speedy  conveyance,  and  that  something 
would  have  been  the  Motor  Car.  Railway  competition 
and  the  restrictive  legislation  that  forbade  locomotive 
carriages  on  highways  served  to  keep  motor  cars  under 
until  recently  ;  but  away  back  to  1787,  when  the  first 
steam-carriage  was  made,  the  problem  of  mechanical 
traction  on  roads  was  being  grappled  with,  and  many 
very  good  steam-cars  made  their  appearance  between 
1820  and  1830.  The  caricaturists  of  the  period  were 


104  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

kept  busily  engaged  making  more  or  less  pertinent  fun 
of  them  ;  in  itself  a  testimony  to  the  interest  they  were 
exciting  even  then.  Here  is  a  typical  skit  of  the  period 
which  takes  a  renewed  interest  now  that  we  are  on  the 
threshold  of  an  era  of  horseless  traction. 

Few  things  are  more  remarkable  than  the  speed  with 
which  railways  were  constructed  through  the  length 
and  breadth  of  the  country,  but  it  was  long  before 
through  communication  between  London  and 
Edinburgh  was  established.  It  was  a  coach-guard  on 
this  road  who,  just  before  the  last  coach  was  run  off 
it  by  the  locomotive,  sadly  remarked  that  "  railways 
were  making  a  gridiron  of  England."  They  were  ; 
but  it  was  not  until  1846  and  1848,  twenty-one  and 
twenty-three  years  after  the  initial  success  of  the 
Stockton  and  Darlington  line,  that  by  the  opening  of 
the  Edinburgh  and  Berwick  Railway,  and  the  building 
of  the  railway  bridge  across  the  Tweed,  the  last  links  of 
the  railway  journey  between  the  two  capitals  were  com- 
pleted. Even  now,  it  requires  the  united  efforts  of 
three  entirely  distinct  and  independent  railway 
companies  to  convey  the  through  traffic  of  under  four 
hundred  miles  between  the  two  capitals.  The  Great 
Northern  territory  ends  at  Shaftholme,  neat  Doncaster, 
whence  the  North-Eastern's  system  conducts  to  the 
Border  at  Berwick-upon-Tweed,  the  remaining  fifty 
miles  belonging  to  the  North  British  Railway. 

De  Quincey,  in  his  rhapsody  on  the  "  English  Mail 
Coach,"  says  :  "  The  modern  modes  of  travelling  cannot 
compare  with  the  old  mail-coach  system  in  grandeur 
and  power.  They  boast  of  more  velocity,  not,  however, 
as  a  consciousness,  but  as  a  fact  of  our  lifeless  know- 
ledge, resting  upon  alien  evidence  ;  as,  for  instance, 
because  somebody  says  that  we  have  gone  fifty  miles 
in  the  hour,  though  we  are  far  from  feeling  it  as  a 
personal  experience,  or  upon  the  evidence  of  a  result, 
as  that  actually  we  find  ourselves  in  York,  four  hours 
after  leaving  London.  Apart  from  such  an  assertion, 
or  such  a  result,  I 'my  self  am  little  aware  of  the  pace. 
But,  seated  on  the  old  mail-coach,  we  needed  no 


COACHES   v.   RAILWAYS 


105 


evidence  out  of  ourselves  to  indicate  the  velocity. 
We  heard  our  speed,  we  saw  it,  we  felt  it  as  a  thrilling  ; 
and  this  speed  was  not  the  product  of  blind,  insensate 
agencies,  that  had  no  sympathy  to  give,  but  was 
incarnated  in  the  fiery  eyeballs  of  the  noblest  amongst 
brutes,  in  his  dilated  nostrils,  spasmodic  muscles,  and 
thunder-beating  hoofs." 

But,  in  truth,  railways  and  coaches  have  each  their 
especial  variety  of  the  romance  of  speed.  De  Quincey 
missed  the  quickening  rush  and  contact  of  the  air 


THE  IRON   ROAD   TO   THE   NORTH. 


quite  as  much  as  any  other  of  the  sights,  sounds,  and 
sensations  he  speaks  of  when  travelling  by  railway  ; 
a  method  of  progression  which  does  not  admit  of  outside 
passengers.  Nothing  in  its  special  way  can  be  more 
exhilarating  than  travelling  by  coach  as  an  "  outside  "  ; 
few  things  so  unsatisfactory  as  the  position  of  an 
"  inside  "  ;  and  if  a  well-groomed  coach  is  a  thing  of 
beauty,  there  is  also  a  beautiful  majesty  in  a  locomotive 
engine  that  has  been  equally  well  looked  after.  One  of 
the  deep-chested  Great  Northern  expresses  puffing  its 
irresistible  way  past  the  green  eyes  of  the  dropped 


106  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

semaphores  of  some  busy  junction  at  night-time,  or 
coming  as  with  the  rush  and  certainty  of  Fate  along  the 
level  stretches  of  line  that  characterise  the  route  of  the 
iron  road  to  the  North,  is  a  sight  calculated  to  rouse 
enthusiasm  quite  as  much  as  a  coach.  Nor  are  railways 
always  hideous  objects.  It  is  true  that  in  and  around 
the  great  centres  of  population  where  railway  lines 
converge  and  run  in  filthy  tunnels  and  along  smoke- 
begrimed  viaducts  they  sound  the  last  note  of  squalor, 
but  in  the  country  it  is  a  different  matter.  The 
embankments  are  in  spring  often  covered  with  a  myriad 
wild  flowers  ;  the  viaducts  give  a  human  interest  to 
coombe  and  gully.  Lovers  of  the  country  can  certainly 
point  to  places  which,  on?e  remote  and  solitary,  have 
been  populated  and  spoiled  by  the  readiness  of  railway 
access  ;  but  the  locomotive  has  rendered  more  holidays 
possible,  and  has  kept  the  roads  in  a  decent  solitude  for 
the  cyclist.  Imagine,  if  you  please,  the  Great  North 
Road  nowadays  without  the  railway.  A  hundred 
coaches,  more  or  less,  raced  along  it  in  the  last  years 
of  the  coaching  age,  at  all  hours  of  the  day  and  night. 
How  many  would  suffice  for  the  needs  of  the  travelling 
public  to-day  ?  and  what  chance  would  be  left  to  the 
tourist,  afoot  or  awheel  ? 


XIX 

BEYOND  its  grand  old  church,  Darlington  has  nothing 
of  great  antiquity  to  show  the  stranger,  save  one  object 
of  very  high  antiquity  indeed,  before  whose  hoary  age 
even  Norman  and  Early  English  architecture  is 
comparatively  a  thing  of  yesterday.  This  is  the 
Bulmer  Stone,  a  huge  boulder  of  granite,  brought  by 
glacial  action  in  some  far-away  ice-age  from  the  heights 
of  Shap  Fell  in  distant  Westmoreland  to  the  spot  on 
which  it  has  ever  since  rested.  Darlington  has 
meanwhile  risen  out  of  the  void  and  lonely  countryside  ; 
history  has  passed  by,  from  the  remote  times  of  the 
blue-stained  Britons,  down  to  the  present  era  of  the 


AYCLIFFE  107 

blue-habited  police ;  and  that  old  stone  remains 
beside  the  road  to  the  North.  Modern  pavements 
encircle  it,  and  gas-lamps  shame  with  their  modernity 
its  inconceivable  age,  but  not  with  too  illuminating  a 
ray,  and  the  stranger  roaming  Darlington  after  nightfall 
has  barked  his  shins  against  the  unexpected  bulk  of 
the  Bulmer  Stone,  just  as  effectually  as  countless 
generations  before  him  have  done. 

The  long  rise  of  Harrowgate  Hill  conducts  out  of 
Darlington  and  leads  on  to  Coatham  Mundeville,  a  tiny 
hamlet  on  the  crest  of  a  hill,  with  an  eighteenth- 
century  house,  a  row  of  cottages,  and  an  inn,  making 
together  an  imposing  figure  against  the  sky-line, 
although  when  reached  they  are  commonplace  enough. 
The  village  of  Aycliffe  lies  beyond,  on  its  height, 
overlooking  a  scene  of  quarrying  and  coal-mining  ;  an 
outlook  which  until  Cromwell's  time  was  one  of  dense 
oak-woods.  He  it  was  who  caused  those  woods  to  be 
felled  to  mend  the  road  on  to  Durham  and  make  it  firm 
enough  for  his  ordnance  to  pass.  Whether  the  name  of 
Aycliffe  derives  (as  some  would  have  it)  from  "  oak 
hill,"  or  whether  it  was  originally  "  High  Cliffe,"  or 
obtains  its  name  from  some  forgotten  haia,  or  enclosure 
on  this  eminence,  let  us  leave  for  others  to  fight  over  : 
it  is  an  equally  unprofitable  and  insoluble  discussion. 
As  well  might  one  hope  to  obtain  a  verbatim  report  of 
one  or  other  of  the  two  Synods  held  here  in  782  and  789, 
of  which  two  battered  Saxon  crosses  in  the  churchyard 
are  thought  to  be  relics,  as  to  determine  this  question. 

For  the  rest,  Aycliffe  is  quite  unremarkable.  Leaving 
it,  and  coming  downhill  over  an  arched  crossing  over  a 
marsh,  dignified  by  the  name  of  Howden  Bridge,  we 
reach  Traveller's  Rest  and  its  two  inns,  the  "  Bay 
Horse "  and  "  Gretna  Green  Wedding  Inn."  An 
indescribable  air  of  romance  dignifies,  these  two  solitary 
inns  that  confront  one  another  across  the  highway,  and 
form  all  there  is  of  Traveller's  Rest.  The  "  Wedding 
Inn,"  the  more  modern  of  the  two,  has  for  its  sign  the 
picture  of  a  marriage  ceremony  in  that  famous  Border 
smithy.  The  "  Bay  Horse  "  is  the  original  Traveller's 


108 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


Rest.  Dating  back  far  into  the  old  coaching  and 
posting  times,  its  stables  of  that  era  still  remain  ;  but 
what  renders  the  old  house  particularly  notable  is  its 


TRAVELLER'S   REST. 

sign,  the  odd  figure  of  a  horse  within  an  oval,  seen  on 
its  wall,  with  the  word  "Liberty"  in  company  with  the 
name  of  "Traveller's  Rest"  and  the  less  romantic  than 
commercial  announcement  of  "  Spirituous  Liquors." 
Once,  perhaps,  painted  the  correct  tint  of  a  "  bay  " 
horse,  the  elements  have  reduced  it  to  an  unobtrusive 
brown  that  bids  fair  to  modestly  fade  into  the  obscurity 
of  a  neutral  tint,  unless  the  landlord  presently  fulfils 
his  intention,  expressed  to  the  present  historian,  of 
having  it  repainted,  to  render  it  "  more  viewly  "  ; 
which  appears  to  be  the  North-country  phrase  for 
making  a  thing  "  more  presentable."  To  this  old  sign 
belongs  the  legend  of  a  prisoner  being  escorted  to 
Durham  Gaol  and  escaping  through  the  horse  ridden  by 
his  mounted  guard  throwing  its  rider  near  here.  Hence 
the  word  "  Liberty." 

Woodham,  a  mile  distant  down  the  road,  bears  a 
name  recalling  the  times  when  it  was  in  fact  a  hamlet 
in  those  oak  woods  of  which  we  spoke  at  Aycliffe. 
It  is  now  just  a  group  of  two  or  three  cottages  and  a 


BOON-COMPANIONS 


109 


humble  inn,  the  "  Stag,"  in  a  dip  of  the  way.  Beyond 
it  comes  Rushyford  Bridge,  a  pretty  scene,  where  a 
little  tributary  of  the  Skerne  prattles  over  its  stony 
bed  and  disappears  under  the  road  beside  that  old-time 
posting-house  and  inn,  the  "  Wheatsheaf."  The  old 
house  still  stands  and  faces  down  the  road  ;  but  it  has 
long  since  ceased  to  be  an  inn,  and,  remodelled  in  recent 
taste,  is  now  a  private  residence.  The  old  drive  up  to 
the  house  is  now  converted  into  lawns  and  flower-beds. 
Groups  of  that  graceful  tree,  the  black  poplar,  overhang 
the  scene  and  shade  the  little  hamlet  that  straggles 
down  a  lane  to  the  left  hand.  The  old  "  Wheatsheaf  " 


RUSHYFORD   BRIDGE. 

has  its  memories.  It  was  a  favourite  resort  of  Lord 
Eldon's.  Holt,  the  landlord,  was  a  boon  companion  of 
his.  The  great  lawyer's  vacations  were  for  many  years 
spent  here,  and  he  established  a  cellar  of  his  own  in  the 
house,  stocked  chiefly  with  "  Carbonell's  Fine  Old 
Military  Blackstrap  Newcastle  Port,"  of  which, 
although  they  were  decidedly  not  military,  he  and  his 
host  used  to  drink  seven  bottles  a  day  between  them, 
valiant  topers  that  they  were.  On  Saturdays — we  have 
it  on  the  authority  of  Sydney  Smith — they  drank  eight 
bottles  ;  the  extra  one  being  to  fortify  themselves 
against  the  Sunday  morning's  service.  Lord  Eldon 
invariably  attended  church  at  Rushyford,  and  com- 
pelled his  unwilling  host  to  go  with  him.  In  London 
he  rarely  went,  remarking  when  reproached  that  he, 


110  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

a  buttress  of  the  church,  should  fail  in  his  devotions, 
that  he  was  "only  an  outside  buttress." 

Lord  Eldon  was  a  mean  man.  It  is  a  defect  to  be 
noticed  in  many  others  who,  like  him,  have  acquired 
wealth  by  great  personal  efforts ;  with  him,  however, 
it  reached  a  height  and  quality  not  frequently  met. 
He  was  not  merely  "  stingy,"  but  mean  in  the  American 
sense  of  the  word.  Contemporary  with  Fox,  Pitt, 
Sheridan,  and  other  valiant  "  four-bottb  men  "  of  a 
century  ago,  and  with  an  almost  unlimited  capacity  for 
other  persons'  port,  his  brother,  Lord  Stowell,  aptly  said 
of  him  that  "  he  would  take  any  given  quantity." 

With  these  memories  to  beguile  the  way  we  come  to 
Ferryhill,  a  mining  village  crowning  a  ridge  looking  over 
Spennymoor  and  the  valley  of  the  Wear.  To  Ferryhill 
came  in  1634  three  soldiers — a  captain,  a  lieutenant, 
and  an  ensign — from  Norwich  on  a  tour  and  in  search  of 
adventure.  These  were  early  days  for  tours  ;  days, 
too,  when  adventures  were  not  far  to  seek.  However, 
risky  though  their  trip  may  have  been,  they  returned  in 
safety,  as  may  be  judged  from  the  lieutenant  having 
afterwards  published  an  account  of  their  wanderings 
through  twenty-six  English  counties.  Clad  in  Lincoln 
green,  like  young  foresters,  they  sped  the  miles  with 
jest  and  observations  on  the  country  they  passed 
through.  Of  Ferryhill  they  remark  that  "  such  as 
know  it  knows  it  overtops  and  commands  a  great  part 
of  the  country."  On  this  Pisgah,  then,  they  unpacked 
their  travelling  plate  and  "  borrowed  a  cup  of  refreshing 
health  from  a  sweet  and  most  pleasant  spring  "  ;  by 
which  it  seems  that  there  were  teetotallers  in  those  days 
also.  Those  were  the  days  before  coal-mines  and  blast- 
furnaces cut  up  the  country,  and  before  Spennymoor, 
away  on  the  left,  was  converted  from  a  moorland 
into  a  township  ;  a  sufficiently  startling  change. 

Seen  from  down  the  road  looking  southwards, 
Ferryhill  forms  an  impressive  coronet  to .  the  long 
ridge  of  hill  on  which  it  stands  ;  its  rough,  stone- 
built  cottages — merely  commonplace  to  a  nearer 
view — taking  an  unwarranted  importance  from  the 


112  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

bold  serrated  outlines  they  present  against  the  sky, 
and  looking  like  the  bastioned  outworks  of  some 
Giant  Blunderbore's  ogreish  stronghold.  The  traveller 
from  the  south,  passing  through  Ferryhill  and  looking 
backwards  from  the  depths  of  the  valley  road,  is 
cheated  of  a  part  of  this  romantic  impression  ;  he 
has  explored  the  arid  and  commonplace  village  and 
has  lost  all  possibility  of  illusion.  Let  us,  therefore, 
envy  the  pilgrims  from  the  north.  It  is,  indeed, 
a  highly  interesting  view,  looking  back  upon  Ferryhill, 
and  one  touched  with  romance  of  both  the  gentle  and 
the  terrifying  sort.  In  the  first  place,  to  that  tall 
embankment  seen  in  the  accompanying  drawing  of  the 
scene  belongs  a  story.  You  perceive  that  earthwork 
to  be  unfinished.  It  sets  out  from  the  cutting  seen  in 
the  distant  hillside,  and,  crossing  the  road  wrhich  comes 
in  a  breakneck  curve  downhill,  pursues  a  straight  and 
level  course  for  the  corresponding  rise  on  the  hither 
side,  stopping,  incomplete,  somewhat  short  of  it. 
"  An  abandoned  railway,"  thinks  the  stranger,  and  so  it 
looks  to  be  ;  but  it  is,  in  fact,  a  derelict  enterprise 
embarked  upon  at  the  close  of  the  coaching  era  by  a 
local  Highway  Board  for  the  purpose  of  giving  a  flat 
and  straight  road  across  the  valley.  It  begins  with  a 
long  cutting  on  the  southern  side  of  the  hill  on  which 
the  village  stands,  and,  going  behind  the  back  of  the 
houses,  emerges  as  seen  in  the  picture.  The  tolls 
authorised  would  have  made  the  undertaking  a  paying 
one,  only  road  travel  ceased  before  the  work  was 
finished.  Railways  came  to  put  an  end  to  the  project 
and  to  inflict  upon  the  projectors  a  ruinous  loss. 

A  more  darkling  romance,  however,  broods  upon  the 
scene.  Away  on  the  western  sky-line  stands  the 
conspicuous  tower  of  Merrington  church,  and  near  it 
the  farmhouse  where,  on  January  28,  1685,  Andrew 
Mills,  a  servant  of  the  Brass  family,  who  then  farmed 
the  adjacent  land,  murdered  the  three  children  in  the 
absence  of  their  parents.  It  is  a  story  of  whose 
shuddering  horror  nothing  is  lost  in  contemporary 
accounts,  but  we  will  leave  it  to  the  imagination. 


AN   OLD   HORROR 


113 


It  is  sufficient  to  say  that  the  assassin,  a  lad  of  eighteen 
years  of  age,  seems  to  have  been  half-witted,  speaking 
of  having  been  instigated  to  the  deed  by  a  demon  who 
enjoined  him  to  "  Kill — kill."  To  be  more  or  less  mad 
was  no  surety  against  punishment  in  those  times,  and 


MERRINGTOX    CHURCH. 

so  Andrew  Mills  was  found  guilty  and  hanged.  Justice 
seems  to  have  been  devilish  then,  for  he  was  cut  down 
and  hanged  in  chains,  after  the  fashion  of  the  time, 
beside  the  road.  The  peculiar  devilry  of  the  deed 
appears  in  the  fact  that  he  was  not  quite  dead,  and 
survived  in  his  iron  cage  on  the  gibbet  for  days.  His 
sweetheart  brought  him  food,  but  he  could  not  eat,  for 
every  movement  of  his  jaw  caused  it  to  be  pierced  with 
an  iron  spike.  So  she  brought  milk  instead,  and  so 
sustained  the  wretched  creature  for  some  time.  Legends 
still  recount  how  he  lingered  here  in  agony,  his  cries 
by  day  and  night  scaring  the  neighbouring  cottagers 
from  their  homes,  until  the  shrieks  and  groans  at  length 
ceased,  and  death  came  to  put  an  end  to  his  sufferings. 
The  site  of  the  gibbet  was  by  the  Thinford  inn,  near  the 
head  of  the  embankment.  The  gibbet-post  lasted  long. 
Known  as  "  Andrew  Mills'  Stob,"  its  wood  was  reputed 
of  marvellous  efficacy  for  toothache,  rheumatism, 
heartburn,  and  indeed  as  wide  a  range  of  ailments  as  are 


114  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

cured  by  any  one  of  the  modern  quack  medicines  that 
fill  the  advertisement  columns  of  our  newspapers  in 
this  enlightened  age.  It  was  a  sad  day  for  Ferry  hill 
and  the  neighbourhood  when  the  last  splinter  of 
Andrew  Mills'  gibbet  was  used  up,  and  what  the 
warty,  scrofulous,  ulcerous,  and  rheumaticky  inhabi- 
tants did  then  the  imagination  refuses  to  consider. 


XX 

THE  surrounding  districts  anciently  possessed  a  prime 
horror  (which  has  lost  nothing  in  the  accumulated 
legends  of  centuries)  in  the  "  Brawn  of  Brancepeth." 
This  terror  of  the  countryside,  resolved  into  plain 
matter  of  fact,  seems  to  have  been  a  wild  boar.  Boars 
were  "  brawns  "  in  those  days,  and  the  adjacent 
"  Brancepeth  "  is  just  "  brawn's  path,"  as  Brandon  is 
supposed  to  have  been  "  brawn  den."  This,  to  modern 
ideas,  not  very  terrible  wild  animal,  seems  to  have 
thoroughly  alarmed  half  a  county  : — 

He  feared  not  ye  loute  with  hys  staffe, 

Nor  yet  for  ye  knyghte  in  hys  mayle, 
He  cared  no  more  for  ye  monke  with  hys  boke, 

Than  the  fyerdis  in  c'epe  Croix  Dale. 

It  will  be  seen  by  the  last  line  in  this  verse  that  the 
author  was  evidently  prepared  to  back  the  devil  and 
all  his  works  against  anything  the  Church  could  do. 
But  that  is  a  detail.  The  wild  boar  was  eventually 
slain  by  Hodge  of  the  Ferry,  who  ended  him  by  the 
not  very  heroic  process  of  digging  a  deep  pit  in  the 
course  of  his  usual  path,  and  when  the  animal  fell  in, 
cutting  his  head  off,  doubtless  from  a  safe  point  of 
vantage  above.  Divested  of  legendary  trappings, 
we  can  readily  picture  the  facts  :  the  redoubtable 
Hodge  hiding  in  the  nearest  and  tallest  tree  until  the 
wild  boar  came  along  and  fell  into  the  hole,  when  the 
champion  descended  and  despatched  him  in  safety. 


CROXDALE 


115 


The  traditional  scene  of  this  exploit  is  half  a  mile  to  the 
east  of  Ferryhill,  at  a  farmstead  called  Cleve's  Cross. 

Croixdale,  or,  as  modern  times  have  vulgarised  its 
name,  Croxdale,  lies  on  our  way  to  Durham,  past  the 
hills  of  High  and  Low  Butcher  Race.  Now  a  shabby 
roadside  village,  with  a  railway  station  of  that  name 
on  the  main  line  of  the  North  Eastern  Railway,  this 
neighbourhood  has  also  had  its  romance.  The  road 
descends  steeply  to  the  river  Wear,  and  in  the  vicinity 


ROAD,   RAIL,   AND  RIVER :    SUNDERLAND   BRIDGE. 

is  the  dark  hollow  which  mediaeval  superstition  peopled 
with  evil  spirits,  the  "  fyendis  "  who,  as  the  ballad  says, 
cared  nothing  for  the  monk  with  his  book.  To  evict 
these  hardy  sprites  a  cross  was  erected,  hence  "  Croix- 
dale "  ;  but  with  what  result  is  not  stated. 

The  cross  roads  here,  too,  have  their  story,  for  Andrew 
Tate,  a  highwayman,  convicted  of  murdering  and 
robbing  seven  persons  near  Sunderland  Bridge,  was 
hanged  where  they  branch  off,  in  1602,  and  afterwards 
buried  beneath  the  gallows.  Now  that  no  devils  or 
highwaymen  haunt  the  lovely  woodland  borders  of  the 
Wear  at  this  spot,  it  is  safe  to  linger  by  Sunderlatvd 
Bridge,  just  below  Croxdale,  where  the  exceedingly 
picturesque  old  stone  bridge  of  four  arches  carrie,  the 


116  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

road  over  the  river.  Perhaps  the  distant  railway 
viaduct  may  spoil  the  sylvan  solitude  of  the  place, 
but,  on  the  other  hand,  it  may  help  to  emphasise  it. 
Across  that  viaduct  rush  and  roar  the  expresses  to 
and  from  London  and  the  North  ;  while  the  fisherman 
plys  his  contemplative  craft  from  the  sandy  beaches 
below  the  bridge.  Many  a  wearied  coach  passenger, 
passing  this  spot  in  the  old  days  on  summer  evenings, 
must  have  longingly  drunk  in  the  beauty  of  the  scene. 
Other  passengers  by  coach  had  a  terrible  experience 
here  in  1822,  when  the  mail  was  overturned  on  the 
bridge  and  two  passengers  killed. 

Thoresby,  in  his  Diary,  under  date  of  May  1703, 
describes  one  of  his  journeys  with  his  usual  inaccuracy 
as  to  the  incidence  of  places,  and  mentions  Sunderland 
Bridge,  together  with  another,  close  by.  This  would  be 
Browiiey  Bridge,  to  which  we  come  in  a  quarter  of  a 
mile  nearer  Durham  ;  only  Thoresby  places  it  the  other 
way,  where,  on  the  hillside,  such  a  bridge  would  be 
impossible.  He  mentions  seeing  the  legend,  "  Sockeld's 
Leap,  1692,"  inscribed  on  one  of  the  coping-stones,  and 
tells  how  two  horsemen,  racing  on  this  road,  jumped 
on  the  bridge  together  with  such  force  that  one  of 
them,  breaking  down  the  battlements  of  the  bridge, 
fell  into  the  stream  below,  neither  he  nor  his  horse 
having  any  injury. 

Ascending  the  steep  rise  beyond  Browney  Bridge, 
Farewell  Hall  on  the  left  is  passed,  the  place  taking 
its  name,  according  to  the  commonly  received  story, 
from  the  Earl  of  Derwentwater  bidding  farewell  to 
his  friends  here  when  on  his  way,  a  captured  rebel, 
to  London  and  the  scaffold,  in  1715.  Climbing  one 
more  ridge,  the  first  view  of  Durham  Cathedral  is 
gained  on  coming  down  the  corresponding  descent, 
a  long  straight  run  into  the  outskirts  of  the  city. 
Durham  Cathedral  appears,  majestic  against  the  sky, 
long  before  any  sign  of  the  city  itself  is  noted  ;  a  huge 
bulk  dominating  the  scene  and  dwarfing  the  church  of 
St.  Oswald  at  the  foot  of  the  hill,  itself  no  inconsiderable 
building.  To  the  right  hand  rises  Nine  Tree  Hill,  with 


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118  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

the  nine  trees  that  stand  sponsors  to  it  still  weirdly 
conspicuous  on  its  crest,  and  down  beneath  it  spread 
the  grimy  and  unkempt  works  of  the  Old  Elvet  Colliery. 


XXI 

THE  traveller  pursuing  his  northward  way  comes  into 
Durham  by  the  back  door,  as  it  were,  for  the  suburb  of 
Old  Elvet  through  which  the  Great  North  Road  con- 
ducts to  the  ancient  city  is  one  of  the  least  prepossessing 
of  entrances,  and,  besides  being  dirty  and  shabby,  is 
endowed  with  a  cobble-stoned  road  which,  as  if  its 
native  unevenness  were  not  sufficient,  may  generally  be 
found  strewed  with  fragments  of  hoop-iron,  clinkers, 
and  other  puncturing  substances  calculated  to  give 
tragical  pauses  to  the  exploring  cyclist  who  essays  to 
follow  the  route  whose  story  is  set  forth  in  these  pages. 
Old  Elvet  is  in  no  sense  a  prepossessing  suburb  of 
Durham,  but  its  steep  and  stony  street  is  a  true 
exemplar  of  the  city's  other  highways  and  byways, 
which  are  nothing  if  not  breakneck  and  badly  paved,  as 
well  as  being  badly  kept.  But  facing  Old  Elvet's  long 
street  is  still  to  be  found  the  "  Three  Tuns,"  where 
coach  passengers  in  the  closing  years  of  that  era 
delighted  to  stay,  and  where,  although  the  well- 
remembered  hostess  of  the  inn  has  been  gathered  to 
Abraham's  bosom,  the  guest  on  entering  is  still  served 
in  his  bedroom  with  the  welcoming  glass  of  cherry- 
brandy  which  it  has  for  the  best  part  of  a  century 
been  the  pleasing  custom  of  the  house  to  present. 
No  other  such  ambrosial  cup  as  this,  rare  in  itself  and 
hallowed  by  old  memories,  greets  the  wayfarer  along 
the  roads  nowadays. 

From  here,  or  other  headquarters,  let  us  set  forth  to 
explore  the  city,  planted  on  a  craggy  site  looking  down 
upon  the  encompassing  Wear  that  flows  deep  down 
between  rocky  banks  clothed  thickly  with  woods. 
To  enter  the  city  proper  from  "  Old  Elvet,"  one  must 


ST.  CUTHBERT  119 

needs  cross  Elvet  Bridge,  still  narrow,  although  the 
subject  of  a  widening  by  which  its  width  was  doubled 
in  1805.  How  the  earlier  coaches  crossed  it  is  therefore 
something  of  a  problem. 

It  has  often  been  claimed  for  Durham  that  it  is  "  the 
most  picturesque  city  in  England,"  and  if  by  that 
contention  we  are  to  understand  the  site  of  it  to  be 
meant,  the  claim  must  be  allowed.  Cities  are  not  so 
many  that  there  is  much  difficulty  in  estimating  their 
comparative  charms  ;  and  were  it  even  a  question  of 
towns,  few  might  be  found  to  have  footholds  of  such 
beauty. 

The  Wear  and  that  rocky  bluff  which  it  renders 
all  but  an  island,  seemed  to  the  distracted  monks  of 
Lindisfarne,  worn  out  with  a  century's  wandering 
over  the  north  of  England  in  search  of  safety  from 
the  marauding  heathen  Danes  who  had  laid  waste  the 
coast  and  their  island  cathedral,  an  ideal  spot ;  and  so 
to  the  harsh  necessities  of  over  nine  hundred  years  ago 
we  owe  both  this  selection  of  a  site  and  the  building 
upon  it  of  a  cathedral  which  should  be  an  outpost  for 
the  Lord  in  the  turbulent  North  and  a  castle  for  the 
protection  of  his  servants.  It  was  in  the  year  995  that, 
after  a  hundred  and  twenty  years  of  constant  wan- 
dering, the  successors  of  those  monks  who  had  fled 
from  Lindisfarne  with  the  body  of  their  revered  bishop, 
the  famous  Saint  Cuthbert,  came  here,  still  bearing  his 
hallowed  remains.  Their  last  journey  had  been  from 
Ripon.  Coming  near  this  spot,  the  Saint,  who  though 
by  this  time  dead  for  over  three  hundred  years,  was  as 
masterful  as  he  had  been  in  life,  manifested  his  approval 
of  the  neighbourhood  by  refusing  to  be  carried  any 
further.  When  the  peripatetic  bishop  and  monks 
found  that  his  coffin  remained  immovable  they  fasted 
and  prayed  for  three  days,  after  which  disciplinary 
exercise,  one  of  their  number  had  a  vision  wherein  it 
was  revealed  to  him  that  the  Saint  should  be  carried  to 
Dunholme,  where  he  was  to  be  received  into  a  place  of 
rest.  So,  setting  forth  again,  distressed  in  mind  by  not 
knowing  where  Dunholme  lay,  but  hoping  for  a 


120  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

supernatural  guidance,  they  came  presently  to  "  a  place 
surrounded  with  rocks,  where  there  was  a  river  of 
rapid  waves  and  fishes  of  various  kinds  mingling  with 
the  floods.  Great  forests  grew  there,  and  in  deep 
valleys  were  wild  animals  of  many  sorts,  and  deer 
innumerable."  It  was  when  they  were  come  to  this 
romantic  place  that  they  heard  a  milkmaid  calling  to 
her  companion,  and  asking  where  her  cow  was.  The 
answer,  that  "she  was  in  Dunholme"  was  "an  happy 
and  heavenly  sound  to  the  distressed  monks,  who 
thereby  had  intelligence  that  their  journey's  end  was  at 
hand,  and  the  Saint's  body  near  its  resting-place." 
Pressing  onward,  they  found  the  cow  in  Dunholme,  and 
here,  on  the  site  of  the  present  Cathedral,  they  raised 
their  first  "  little  Church  of  Wands  and  Branches." 
The  Cathedral  and  the  Castle  that  they  and  their 
immediate  successors  raised  have  long  since  been 
replaced  ;  but  the  great  Norman  piles  of  rugged  fane 
and  stern  battlemented  and  loopholed  fortress  crowning 
the  same  rocky  heights  prove  that  those  who  kept  the 
Church  anchored  here  had  need  to  watch  as  well  as 
pray,  to  fight  secular  battles  as  well  as  wage  war 
against  the  devil  and  all  his  works.  It  was  this  double 
necessity  that  made  the  bishops  of  Durham  until  our 
own  time  bishops-palatine  ;  princes  of  the  State  as  well 
as  of  the  Church,  and  in  the  old  days  men  of  the  sword 
as  well  as  of  the  pastoral  staff ;  and  their  cathedral 
shadows  forth  these  conditions  of  their  being  in  no 
uncertain  way.  There  is  no  finer  pile  of  Norman 
masonry  in  this  country  than  this  great  edifice,  whose 
central  tower  and  east  end  are  practically  the  only 
portions  not  in  that  style,  and  of  these  that  grand  and 
massive  tower,  although  of  the  Perpendicular  period, 
is  akin  to  the  earlier  parts  in  feeling ;  nor  is  there 
another  quite  so  impressive  a  tower  in  England  as  this, 
either  for  itself  or  in  its  situation,  with  the  sole  exception 
of  "  Boston  Stump,"  that  beacon  raised  against  the  sky 
for  many  miles  across  the  Lincolnshire  levels. 

Woods  and  river  still  surround  the  Cathedral,   as 
Turner  shows  in  his  exquisite  view  from  the  Prebend's 


A  TOWER-TOP   CUSTOM  123 

Bridge,  one  among  many  other  glorious  and  unexpected 
glimpses  which  the  rugged  nature  of  Durham's  site 
provides  from  all  points,  but  incomparably  the  best  of 
all.  It  is  here  that,  most  appropriately,  there  has  been 
placed  a  decorative  tablet,  carved  in  oak,  and  bearing 
the  quotation  from  Sir  Walter  Scott,  beginning — 

Half  House  of  God,  half  Castle  ;  'gainst  the  Scot : 

a  quotation  that  gains  additional  point  from  the 
circumstance  of  the  battle  of  Neville's  Cross  having 
been  fought  against  the  invading  Scots,  October  17th, 
1346,  within  sight  from  the  Cathedral  roofs.  This  view 
is  one  of  Turner's  infrequent  topographically  accurate 
works.  Perhaps  even  he  felt  the  impossibility  of 
improving  upon  the  beauty  of  the  scene. 

Still,  annually,  after  evensong  on  May  29th,  the  lay 
clerks  and  choristers  of  the  Cathedral  ascend  to  the  roof 
of  the  great  central  tower,  in  their  cassocks  and 
surplices,  and  sing  anthems.  The  first,  Farrant's 
"  Lord,  for  Thy  tender  mercies'  sake,"  is  a  reference  to 
the  national  crime  of  the  execution  of  Charles  the  First, 
and  is  sung  facing  south.  The  second,  "  Therefore 
with  angels  and  archangels,"  by  V.  Novello,  expressing 
the  pious  sentiment  that  the  martyred  king  shall  rest 
in  Paradise,  in  company  with  those  bright  beings,  is 
sung  facing  east ;  and  the  third,  "  Give  Peace  in  our 
time,  O  Lord,"  by  W.  H.  Callcott,  facing  north. 

The  origin  of  this  observance  was  the  thanksgiving 
for  the  victory  of  Neville's  Cross,  a  famous  and  a 
complete  success,  when  fifteen  thousand  Scots  were 
slain  and  David  the  Second,  the  Scottish  king  and  many 
of  his  nobles,  captured.  It  was  to  the  special  inter- 
vention of  St.  Cuthbert,  whose  sacred  banner  was 
carried  by  Prior  John  Fossor  to  Maiden  Bower,  a  spot 
overlooking  the  battlefield,  that  this  signal  destruction 
of  the  enemy  was  ascribed.  The  Prior  prayed  beside  it, 
but  his  monks  are  said  to  have  offered  up  their  petitions 
from  the  more  distant,  and  safer,  vantage-point  of  the 
Cathedral  towers.  Perhaps  they  had  a  turn  of 


124 

agnosticism  in  their  minds ;  but,  at  any  rate,  they  took 
no  risks. 

The  original  tower-top  Te  Deum  afterwards  sung  on 
the  anniversary  seems  to  have  been  discontinued  at  the 
Reformation.  The  revival  came  after  the  King's 
Restoration  in  1660,  when  the  day  was  altered  to 
May  29th,  to  give  the  celebration  the  character  of  a 
rejoicing  at  the  return  of  Charles  the  Second.  This 
revival  itself  fell  into  disuse  in  the  eighteenth  century, 
being  again  restored  in  1828,  and  continued  ever  since. 

The  battlefield  of  Neville's  Cross  lies  to  the  west  of  the 
Cathedral,  so  no  singing  takes  place  on  the  western  side 
of  the  tower.  The  popular,  but  mistaken,  idea  in 
Durham  is  that  this  is  because  a  choir-boy  once  over- 
balanced on  that  side  and  fell  from  the  tower. 

If  you  would  see  how  Castle  and  Cathedral  are 
situated  with  regard  to  the  busy  modern  city,  there  is 
no  such  place  as  the  railway  station,  whence  they 
are  seen  dominating  the  mass  of  houses,  among  the 
smoke-wreaths  of  commerce,  like  the  martyrs  of  old 
steadfast  amidst  their  burning  faggots.  If  again, 
reversing  the  order  of  precedence  as  seen  in  the  view 
from  Prebend's  Bridge,  you  would  have  the  Castle  in 
the  forefront  and  the  Cathedral  behind,  it  is  from  the 
Framwellgate  Bridge,  carrying  the  Great  North  Road 
over  the  Wear,  that  another  lovely  glimpse  is  seen, 
ranging  to  Prebend's  Bridge  itself. 


XXII 

BUT  time  grows  short,  and  we  have  not  long  to  linger 
at  Durham.  Much  else  might  be  said  of  the  Cathedral  ; 
of  Saint  Cuthbert's  Shrine,  and  of  the  vandal  Wyatt, 
who  "  restored  "  the  Cathedral  in  1775,  cutting  away,  in 
the  process,  a  depth  of  four  inches  from  the  stonework 
of  much  of  the  exterior.  The  work  cost  £30,000,  and 
resulted  in  eleven  hundred  tons  weight  of  stone 
chippings  being  removed  from  the  building.  If  that 


THE   SANCTUARY   KXOCKER. 


126  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

"  restorer  "  had  had  his  way,  he  would  have  destroyed 
the  beautiful  Galilee  Chapel  that  projects  from  the 
west  front,  and  forms  so  uniquely  interesting  a  feature 
of  Late  Norman  work.  His  idea  was  to  drive  a  carriage 
road  round  this  way.  The  work  of  destruction  had, 
indeed,  already  been  begun  when  it  was  stopped  by 
more  reverent  men. 

A  curious  relic  still  remains  upon  the  door  of  the 
Cathedral's  north  porch,  in  the  form  of  a  huge  knocker, 
dating  back  to  Norman  times.  Cast  in  the  shape  of  a 
grinning  monster's  head,  a  ring  hanging  from  its  jaws, 
it  is  the  identical  sanctuary  knocker  of  Saint  Cuthbert's 
Sanctuary,  which  was  in  use  from  the  foundation  of  the 
Cathedral  until  1524.  All  fugitives,  whatever  their 
crimes,  who  succeeded  in  escaping  to  Durham,  and 
reaching  the  bounds  of  "  Saint  Cuthbert's  Peace,"  were 
safe  from  molestation  during  thirty-seven  days. 
A  criminal,  grasping  the  ring  of  this  knocker,  could  not 
be  torn  from  it  by  his  pursuers,  under  pain  of  their 
being  subjected  to  excommunication  ;  and  lest  there 
should  be  bold  spirits  whom  even  this  could  not 
affright,  there  were  always  two  monks  stationed,  day 
and  night,  in  a  room  above  the  porch,  to  watch  for 
fugitives.  When  admitted,  the  criminal  confessed  his 
crime,  with  every  circumstance  attending  it,  his  con- 
fession being  taken  down  in  writing,  in  the  presence  of 
witnesses  ;  a  bell  ringing  in  the  Galilee  tower  all  the 
while,  giving  notice  that  some  one  had  fled  to  the 
protection  of  Saint  Cuthbert.  After  these  formalities, 
the  fugitive  was  clothed  with  a  black  gown,  bearing  a 
yellow  cross  on  the  left  shoulder  :  the  badge  of  the 
Saint  whose  protection  he  had  secured.  After  the 
days  of  grace  had  expired,  and  in  the  event  of  no 
pardon  being  obtained,  ceremonies  were  gone  through 
before  the  Shrine,  in  which  the  malefactor  solemnly 
forswore  his  native  land  for  ever.  Then,  safeguarded 
to  the  coast,  he  was  shipped  out  of  the  kingdom  by 
the  first  vessel  sailing  after  his  arrival. 

There  must  have  been  many  an  exciting  chase  along 
the  roads  in  those  times,  and  many  a  criminal  who  richly 


DURHAM   MARKET-PLACE  129 

deserved  punishment  must  have  escaped  it  by  the  very 
skin  of  his  teeth.  Many  another,  no  doubt,  was  seized 
and  handed  over  to  justice,  or  slain,  on  the  threshold  of 
safety.  Other  fugitives  still — and  here  Saint  Cuthbert 
appears  in  better  guise — victims  of  hatred  and 
oppression,  private  or  political,  claimed  the  saintly 
aegis,  and  so  escaped  the  vengeance  of  their  enemies. 
So,  looking  upon  the  ferociously  grinning  mask  of  the 
knocker,  glaring  with  eyeless  sockets  upon  Palace  Green, 
we  can  reconstruct  the  olden  times  when,  at  his  last 
gasp,  the  flying  wretch  seized  the  ring  and  so  came  into 
safety.  By  night,  the  scene  was  more  impressive  still, 
for  there  were  crystals  in  those  sockets  then,  and  a  lamp 
burning  behind,  so  that  the  fugitive  could  see  his  haven 
from  afar,  and  make  for  it. 

To-day,  Saint  Cuthbert  avails  no  man,  as  the 
county  gaol  and  the  assize  courts  sufficiently  prove, 
and  Durham  city  is  essentially  modern,  from  the 
coal-grit  that  powders  its  dirty  streets  to  the  awfully 
grotesque  effigy  of  a  Marquis  of  Londonderry  that 
lends  so  diabolical  an  air  to  the  Market-place,  where 
the  Statute  Fair  is  held,  and  where  he  sits,  a  coal-black 
effigy  across  his  coal-black  horse,  towering  over  the 
steam  merry-go-rounds,  like  Satan  amid  the  revelries 
of  a  Walpurgis  Night.  This  bronze  effigy  is  probably 
the  most  grotesque  statue  in  the  British  Isles,  and 
loses  nothing  of  that  quality  in  the  noble  Marquis  being 
represented  in  a  hussar  uniform  with  flying  dolman  over 
his  shoulders,  and  a  busby,  many  sizes  too  large  for  him, 
on  his  head,  in  an  attitude  as  though  ferociously 
inviting  the  houses  on  the  other  side  of  the  street  to 
"  come  on." 

That  diarising  Scotswoman,  Mrs.  Calderwood  of 
Coltness,  travelling  south  in  1756,  wrote  : — 

"  We  dined  at  Durhame,  and  I  went  to  see  the 
cathedrall ;  it  is  a  prodigious  bulky  building.  It  was 
on  Sunday  betwixt  services,  and  in  the  piazzas  there 
were  several  boys  playing  at  ball.  I  asked  the  girl 
that  attended  me,  if  it  was  the  custome  for  the  boys  to 
play  at  ball  011  Sunday  :  she  said,  '  they  play  on  other 


130 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


days,  as  well  as  on  Sundays.'  She  called  her  mother  to 
show  me  the  church  ;  and  I  suppose,  by  my  questions, 
the  woman  took  me  for  a  heathen,  as  I  found  she  did 
not  know  of  any  other  mode  of  worship  but  her  own  ; 
so,  that  she  might  not  think  the  Bishop's  chair  defiled 
by  my  sitting  down  in  it,  I  told  her  I  was  a  Christian, 
though  the  way  of  worship  in  my  country  differed  from 
hers.  In  particular,  she  stared  when  I  asked  what  the 
things  were  that  they  kneeled  upon,  as  they  appeared  to 
me  to  be  so  many  Cheshire  cheeses." 


liu,. 


FRAMWELLGATE   BRIDGE. 

They  were  hassocks  :  articles  apparently  then  not 
known  to  Presbyterians. 

And  so  she  continued  southward  : — 

"  Next  day,  the  7th,  we  dined  none,  but  baited  at 
different  places,  and  betwixt  Doncaster  and  Bautry  a 
man  rode  about  in  an  odd  way,  whom  we  suspected 
for  a  highwayman.  Upon  his  coming  near,  John 
Rattray  pretended  to  make  a  quarle  with  the  post  boy, 
and  let  him  know  that  he  keept  good  powder  and  ball  to 
keep  such  folks  as  him  in  order  ;  upon  which  the  felow 
scampered  off  cross  the  common." 

The     Great     North     Road     leaves     Durham     over 


"PITY   ME"  131 

Framwellgate  Bridge,  built  by  Bishop  Flambard  in 
Norman  times.  Although  altered  and  repaired  in  the 
fifteenth  century  and  later,  it  is  still  substantially  the 
same  bridge.  There  was  once  a  fortified  gateway  on  it, 
but  that  was  taken  down  in  1760.  Bridge,  River, 
Castle,  and  Cathedral  here  form  a  majestic  picture. 


XXIII 

AND  now  to  take  the  open  road  again.  The  chief 
features  of  the  road  between  Durham  and  Newcastle 
are  coal-pits,  dismal  pit  villages,  and  coal-dust.  Not 
at  once,  however,  is  the  traveller  introduced  to  these, 
and  the  ascent  out  of  Durham,  through  the  wooded 
banks  of  Dryburn,  is  very  pretty.  It  is  at  Framwell- 
gate Moor,  a  mile  and  a  half  from  the  city,  that  the 
presence  of  coal  begins  to  make  itself  felt,  in  the  rows  of 
unlovely  cottages,  and  in  the  odd  figures  of  the  pitmen, 
who  may  be  seen  returning  from  their  work,  with  grimy 
faces  and  characteristic  miner's  dress.  Adjoining  this 
village,  and  undistinguishable  from  it  by  the  stranger, 
is  the  roadside  collection  of  cottages  known  as  "  Pity 
Me,"  taking  its  name  from  the  hunted  fox  in  the  sign 
of  the  "  Lambton  Hounds  "  inn. 

Framwellgate  is  scarce  left  behind  before  there  rises 
up  in  the  far  distance,  on  the  summit  of  one  of  the  many 
hills  to  the  north-east,  a  hill-top  temple  resembling  the 
Athenian  Acropolis,  and  as  you  go  northward  it  is  the 
constant  companion  of  your  journey  for  some  seven  or 
eight  miles.  This  is  "  Penshaw  Monument,"  erected 
on  that  windy  height  in  1844,  four  years  after  his  death, 
to  the  memory  of  John  George  Lambton,  first  Earl  of 
Durham.  It  cost  £6,000,  and  commemorates  the 
championship  of  the  Reform  movement  in  its  earlier  and 
precarious  days  by  that  statesman.  Like  many 
another  monument,  impressive  at  a  distance,  a  near 
approach  to  it  leads  to  disillusion,  for  its  classic  outlines 
are  allied  to  coarse  workmanship,  and  its  eighteen  great 


132 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


columns  are  hollow.  Penshaw,  deriving  its  name  from 
Celtic  words,  signifying  a  wooded  height,  still  has  its 
woodlands  to  justify  the  name  given  nearly  a  thousand 
years  ago. 

The  little  town  of  Chester-le-Street  lies  three  miles 
ahead,  past  the  few  cottages  of  Plawsworth,  once  the 
site  of  a  turnpike-gate,  and  by  Chester  Moor  and  the 
pretty  wooded  hollow  of  Chester  Dene,  where  the 


PENSHAW  MONUMENT. 

Con  Burn  goes  rippling  through  the  undergrowth  to 
join  the  river  Wear,  and  a  bridge  carries  the  highway 
across  the  gap.  Approaching  Chester-le-Street,  the 
bright  yellow  sandstone  mass  of  Lumley  Castle,  the 
ancient  seat  of  the  Earl  of  Scarborough,  is  prominent 
in  the  valley  to  the  right,  while  beyond  it  rise  the 
woods  of  Lambton  Castle,  the  Earl  of  Durham's 
domain.  The  neighbourhood  of  Chester-lc-Street  yet 
preserves  the  weird  legend  of  the  "  Lambton  Worm," 
and  Worm  Hill  is  still  pointed  out  as  the  home  of  that 
fabulous  monster  who  laid  the  country  under  con- 
tribution for  the  satisfying  of  his  voracious  appetite, 
and  was  kept  in  good  humour  by  being  provided  with 
the  milk  of  nine  cows  daily.  Many  had  essayed  to  slay 
the  serpent  and  had  fallen  victims  instead,  until  the 
heir  of  Lambton,  returned  from  the  red  fields  and 
hair's-breadth  escapes  of  foreign  wars,  set  forth  to  free 
the  countryside  from  the  terror.  But  before  he 
started,  he  was  warned  (so  the  legend  runs),  that  unless 


CHESTER-LE-STREET  133 

he  vowed,  being  successful  in  his  enterprise,  to  slay  the 
first  living  thing  he  met  on  his  return,  the  lords  of 
Lambton  would  never,  for  nine  generations  to  come, 
die  in  their  beds.  He  took  that  vow,  and,  armed  with 
his  trusty  sword  and  a  suit  of  armour  made  of  razor- 
blades,  met  and  slew  the  Worm,  who  coiled  himself 
round  the  knight  in  order  to  crush  him  as  he  had  the 
others,  and  so  was  cut  in  pieces  against  the  keen  edges. 
But  the  victor  on  returning  was  met  by  his  father, 
instead  of  by  the  favourite  dog  who  had  been  destined 
for  the  sacrifice.  The  sword  dropped  from  his  nerveless 
hand,  and  he  broke  the  vow.  What  mattered  it  where 
the  future  generations  died ;  in  their  beds,  or,  as 
warriors  might  wish,  in  their  boots  ? 

As  a  matter  of  fact,  the  next  nine  heirs  of  Lambton 
did  die  more  or  less  violent  deaths  ;  a  circumstance 
which  is  pointed  to  in  proof  of  the  legend's  truth. 
If  other  proof  be  wanting,  one  has  only  to  visit  Lambton 
Castle,  where  the  identical  trough  from  which  the 
Worm  drank  his  daily  allowance  of  milk  is  still  shown 
the  curious  tourist ! 

Chester-le-Street  bears  little  in  its  appearance  to  hint 
at  its  great  age  and  interesting  history.  A  very 
up-to-date  little  town,  whose  prosperity  derives  from 
its  position  as  a  marketing  centre  for  the  surrounding 
pitmen,  it  supports  excellent  shops  and  rejoices  in  the 
possession  of  Co-operative  Societies,  whose  objects  are 
to  provide  their  subscribers  with  whatever  they  want  at 
cost  price,  and  to  starve  the  trader,  who  trades  for 
profit,  out  of  existence.  That  shops  and  societies  exist 
side  by  side,  and  that  both  look  prosperous,  seems 
remarkable,  not  to  say  miraculous.  Let  the  explana- 
tion of  these  things  be  left  to  other  hands. 

The  name  of  Chester-le-Street  doubly  reveals  the 
Roman  origin  of  the  place  from  the  castle  on  the  road 
which  existed  here  in  those  distant  times,  and  has 
easily  survived  the  name  cf  Cunecaster,  which  the 
Saxons  gave  it.  At  Cunecaster  the  ancient  bishopric 
of  Bernicia,  forerunner  of  the  present  See  of  Durham, 
had  its  cathedral  for  a  hundred  and  thirteen  years, 


134  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

from  A.D.  882  to  995  ;  having  been  removed  from  the 
Fame  Islands  on  the  approach  of  the  heathen  Danes, 
the  monks  carrying  the  coffin  of  their  sainted  bishop, 
St.  Cuthbert,  with  them  on  their  wanderings.  The 
dedication  of  the  present  church  to  Saints  Mary  and 
Cuthbert  is  a  relic  of  that  time,  but  the  building  itself 
is  not  older  than  the  thirteenth  century.  It  preserves 
an  ancient  anchorites'  cell. 

The  finest  surviving  anchorage  in  England  is  this  of 
Chester-le-Street.  It  is  built  against  the  north  wall  of 
the  tower,  and  is  of  two  storeys  with  two  rooms  on  each. 
Two  "  low-side  "  windows  communicating  with  the 
churchyard  remain,  and  a  smaller  opening  into  the 
church  is  close  by.  Through  this,  food  and  offerings 
were  passed  to  the  anchorite,  together  with  the  keys  of 
the  church  treasure-chest,  left  in  his  custody  by  the 
clergy.  From  this  orifice  the  holy  hermit  could  obtain 
a  view  all  over  the  building,  and  an  odd  hagioscope  or 
"  squint,"  pierced  through  one  of  the  pillars,  allowed 
of  his  seeing  the  celebration  of  Mass  at  a  side-chapel,  in 
addition  to  that  at  the  High  Altar.  This  was  no  damp 
and  inconvenient  hermitage,  for  when  the  anchorite 
was  kicked  out  at  the  Reformation,  and  bidden  go  and 
earn  an  honest  living,  his  old  home  was  let  to  three 
widows.  Eventually,  in  1619,  the  curate  found  the 
place  so  desirable — -or,  as  a  house-agent  would  say,  so 
"  eligible  " — that  he  took  up  his  abode  there. 

The  church  also  contains  fourteen  monumental 
effigies  ascribed,  without  much  truth  in  the  ascription, 
to  the  Lumleys.  John,  Lord  Lumley,  collected  them 
from  ruined  abbeys  and  monasteries  in  the  neighbour- 
hood some  three  hundred  years  ago,  and  called  them 
ancestors.  He  was  technically  right ;  for  we  all 
descend  from  Adam,  but  not  quite  so  right  when, 
finding  he  could  not  steal  a  sufficient  number  of  these 
"  ancestors,"  he  commissioned  the  local  masons  to 
rough-hew  him  out  a  few  more.  They  are  here 
to  this  day,  and  an  ill-favoured  gang  they  look, 
too. 

The  town  of  Chester-le-Street  found   little  favour 


THE   DURHAM   COAL-FIELD  135 

with  DC  Foe,  who,  passing  through  it,  found  the  place 
"  an  old  dirty  thoroughfare  town."  The  modern 
traveller  cannot  say  the  same,  but  it  is  possible  that 
if  he  happened  to  pass  through  on  Shrove  Tuesday, 
he  would  describe  the  inhabitants  as  savages  ;  for  on 
that  day  the  place  is  given  up  to  a  game  of  football 
played  in  the  streets,  the  town  taking  sides,  and 
when  the  ball  is  not  within  reach,  kicking  one  another. 
With  a  proper  respect  for  their  shop  fronts,  the  trades- 
folk all  close  on  this  day. 

The  three  miles  between  Chester-le-Street  and 
Birtley  afford  a  wide-spreading  panorama  of  the 
Durham  coal-field.  Pretty  country  before  its  mineral 
wealth  began  to  be  developed,  its  hills  and  dales  reveal 
chimney-shafts  and  hoisting-gear  in  every  direction, 
and  smoke- wreaths,  blown  across  country  by  the  raging 
winds  of  the  north,  blacken  everything.  Birtley  is  a 
typical  pit  village  and  its  approaches  characteristic  of 
the  coal  country.  The  paths  are  black,  the  hedges  and 
trees  ragged  and  sooty,  and  tramways  from  the  collieries 
cross  the  road  itself,  unfenced,  the  trucks  dropping  coal 
in  the  highway.  One  coal  village  is  as  like  another  as 
are  two  peas.  They  are  all  frankly  unornamental ; 
all  face  the  road  on  either  side,  each  cottage  the  exact 
replica  of  its  unlovely  neighbour,  and  the  footpaths  are 
almost  invariably  unpaved.  These  are  the  homes  of 
the  "  Geordies,"  as  the  pitmen  once  were  invariably 
called.  They  were  rough  in  their  ways,  but  very 
different  from  the  more  recent  sort :  the  trade-unionist 
miner  :  the  better  educated  but  more  discontented 
and  unlovable  man.  But  "  Geordie,"  the  old-type 
typical  pitman,  was  not  a  bad  fellow,  by  any 
means.  If  any  man  worked,  literally,  by  the  sweat  of 
his  brow,  it  was  he,  in  his  eight  hours'  shift  down  in  the 
stifling  tunne's  of  the  coal-mine.  He  earned  a  high 
wage  and  deserved  a  higher,  for  he  carried  his  life  in  his 
hand,  and  any  day  that  witnessed  his  descent  half  a 
mile  or  so  into  the  black  depths  of  the  pit  might  also 
have  seen  an  accident  wrhich,  by  the  fall  of  a  roof  of 
coal,  by  fire  or  flood,  explosion,  or  the  unseen  hut 


136  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

deadly  choke-damp,  should  end  his  existence,   and  that 
of  hundreds  like  him. 

The  midday  aspect  of  a  coal  village  is  singularly 
quiet  and  empty.  Scarce  a  man  or  boy  is  to  be  seen. 
Half  of  them  are  at  work  down  below,  in  the  first  day 
shift  to  which  they  went  at  an  early  hour  of  the 
morning  :  and  those  of  the  night,  who  came  up  when 
the  others  descended,  are  enjoying  a  well-earned  repose. 
A  coal-miner  just  come  to  bank  from  his  coal-hewing, 
looks  anything  but  the  respectable  fellow  he  generally  is, 
nowadays.  With  his  peaked  leathern  cap,  thick  short 
coat,  woollen  muffler,  limp  knickerbockers,  blue 
worsted  stockings,  heavy  lace-up  boots  and  dirty  face, 
he  looks  like  a  ha'f-bleached  nigger  football-player. 
When  washed,  his  is  a  pallid  countenance  which  the 
stranger,  unused  to  the  colourless  faces  of  those  who 
work  underground,  might  be  excused  for  thinking  that 
of  one  recovering  from  an  illness.  And  washing  is  a 
serious  business  with  "  Geordie."  Every  pitman's 
cottage  has  its  tub  wherein  he  "  cleans  "  himself,  as  he 
expresses  it,  while  the  women-folk  crowd  the  street. 
What  the  cottages  lack  in  accommodation  they  make 
up  for  in  cleanliness  and  display.  The  pitman's  wife 
wages  an  heroic  and  never-ending  war  against  dirt  and 
grime,  and  both  have  an  astonishing  love  of  finery  and 
bright  colours  which  reveals  itself  even  down  to  the 
door-step,  coloured  a  brilliant  red,  yellow,  or  blue, 
according  to  individual  taste.  Nowadays  football 
claims  "  Geordie's  "  affections  before  anything  else. 
That  rowdy  game,  more  than  any  other,  serves  to  work 
off  any  superfluous  energy,  and  there  are  stories,  more 
or  less  true,  which  tell  of  pitmen,  tired  of  waiting  for 
"  t'  ball,"  starting  "  t'  gaame  "  by  kicking  one  another 
instead !  Coursing,  dog-fancying,  and  the  breeding 
of  canaries  are  other  favourite  pitmen's  pastimes,  and 
they  dearly  love  a  garden.  Where  an  outdoor  garden 
is  impossible,  a  window  garden  is  a  favourite  resource, 
and  even  the  ugliest  cottages  take  on  a  certain  smart- 
ness when  to  the  yellow  doorstep  are  added  bright 
green  window-shutters  and  a  window  full  of  scarlet 


138 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


geraniums.  Very  many  pitmen  are  musical.  We  do 
not  in  this  connection  refer  to  the  inevitable  American 
organ  whose  doleful  wails  wring  your  very  heart-strings 
as  you  pass  the  open  cottage  doors  on  Sunday  after- 
noons, but  to  the  really  expert  violinists  often  found  in 
the  pit  villages. 


XXIV 

AT  Harlowgreen  Lane,  where  a  little  wayside  inn, 
the  "  Coach  and  Horses,"  stands  beside  a  wooded 
dingle,  we  have  the  only  pleasant  spot  before  reaching 


A   WAYSIDE  HALT. 


After  Uoirlandson. 


Gateshead.  Prettily  rural,  with  an  old-world  air 
which  no  doubt  gains  an  additional  beauty  after  the 
ugliness  of  Birtley,  it  looks  like  one  of  those  roadside 
scenes  pencilled  so  deftly  by  Rowlandson,  and  might 
well  have  been  one  of  the  roadside  stopping-places 
mentioned  in  that  book  so  eloquent  of  the  Great 
North  Road,  Smollett's  Roderick  Random.  No  other 
work  gives  us  so  fine  a  description  of  old  road  travel, 
partly  founded,  no  doubt,  upon  the  author's'  own 


SMOLLETT  139 

observation  of  the  wayfaring  life  of  his  time.  Smollett 
himself  travelled  from  Glasgow  to  Edinburgh  and 
London  in  1739,  and  in  the  character  of  Roderick  he 
narrates  some  of  his  own  adventures.  For  a  good 
part  of  the  way  Roderick  found  neither  coach,  cart, 
nor  wagon  on  the  road,  and  so  journeyed  with  a  train 
of  pack-carriers  so  far  as  Newcastle,  sitting  on  one  of 
the  horses'  pack-saddles.  At  Newcastle  he  met  Strap, 
the  barber's  assistant,  and  they  journeyed  to  London 
together,  sometimes  afoot ;  at  other  times  by  stage- 
wagon,  a  method  of  travelling  which,  practised  by 
those  of  small  means,  was  a  commonplace  of  the  period 
at  which  Smollett  wrote.  It  was  a  method  which  had 
not  changed  in  the  least  since  the  days  of  James  the 
First,  and  was  to  continue  even  into  the  first  years  of 
the  nineteenth  century.  Fynes  Morrison,  who  wrote 
an  Itinerary — and  an  appallingly  dull  work  it  is — in  the 
reign  of  the  British  Solomon,  talks  of  them  as  "  long 
covered  wagons,  carrying  passengers  from  place  to 
place  ;  but  this  kind  of  journeying  is  so  tedious,  by 
reason  they  must  take  wagon  very  early  and  come  very 
late  to  their  innes,  that  none  but  women  and  people  of 
inferior  condition  travel  in  this  sort."  Hogarth 
pictured  these  lumbering  conveyances,  which  at  their 
best  performed  fifteen  miles  a  day,  and  Rowlandson 
and  many  other  artists  have  employed  their  pencils 
upon  them. 

Smollett  is  an  eighteenth-century  robust  humorist, 
whose  works  are  somewhat  strong  meat  for  our  times  ; 
but  he  is  a  classic,  and  his  works  (unlike  the  usual  run 
of  "  classics,"  which  are  aptly  said  to  be  books  which  no 
one  ever  reads)  have,  each  one,  enough  humour  to 
furnish  half  a  dozen  modern  authors,  and  are  proof 
against  age  and  change  of  taste.  To  the  student  of 
bygone  times  and  manners,  Roderick  Random  affords 
(oh  !  rare  conjunction)  both  instruction  and  amuse- 
ment. It  is,  of  course,  a  work  of  fiction,  but  fiction 
based  on  personal  experience,  and  palpitating  with  the 
life  of  the  times  in  which  it  was  written.  It  thus  affords 
a  splendid  view  of  this  great  road  about  1739,  and  of  the 


140  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

way  in  which  the  thrifty  Scots  youths  then  commonly 
came  up  to  town. 

Their  first  night's  halt  was  at  a  hedgerow  alehouse, 
half  a  mile  from  the  road,  to  which  came  also  a  pedlar. 
The  pedlar,  for  safety's  sake,  screwed  up  the  door  of 
the  bedroom  in  which  they  all  slept.  "  I  slept  very 
sound,"  says  Roderick,  "  until  midnight,  when  I  was 
disturbed  by  a  violent  motion  of  the  bed,  which  shook 
under  me  with  a  continual  tremor.  Alarmed  at  this 
phenomenon,  I  jogged  my  companion,  whom,  to  my 
amazement,  I  found  drenched  in  sweat,  and  quaking 
through  every  limb  ;  he  told  me,  with  a  low,  faltering 
voice,  that  we  were  undone,  for  there  was  a  bloody 
highwayman  with  loaded  pistols  in  the  next  room  ; 
then,  bidding  me  make  as  little  noise  as  possible,  he 
directed  me  to  a  small  chink  in  the  board  partition, 
through  which  I  could  see  a  thick-set,  brawny  fellow, 
with  a  fierce  countenance,  sitting  at  a  table  with  our 
young  landlady,  having  a  bottle  of  ale  and  a  brace  of 
pistols  before  him."  The  highwayman  was  cursing  his 
luck  because  a  confederate,  a  coachman,  had  given 
intelligence  of  a  rich  coach-load  to  some  other  plunderer, 
who  had  gone  off  with  £400  in  cash,  together  with 
jewels  and  money. 

"  But  did  you  find  nothing  worth  taking  which 
escaped  the  other  gentleman  of  the  road  ?  "  asked  the 
landlady. 

"  Not  much,"  he  replied.  "  I  gleaned  a  few  things, 
such  as  a  pair  of  pops,  silver-mounted  (here  they  are) ; 
I  took  them,  loaded,  from  the  charge  of  the  captain 
who  had  charge  of  the  money  the  other  fellow  had 
taken,  together  with  a  gold  watch  which  he  had 
concealed  in  his  breeches.  I  likewise  found  ten 
Portugal  pieces  in  the  shoes  of  a  Quaker,  whom  the 
spirit  moved  to  revile  me,  with  great  bitterness  and 
devotion  ;  but  what  I  value  myself  mostly  for  is  this 
here  purchase,  a  gold  snuff-box,  my  girl,  with  a  picture 
on  the  inside  of  the  lid,  which  I  untied  out  of  the  tail 
of  a  pretty  lady's  smock." 

Here   the   pedlar   began    to    snore    so    loudly   that 


ADVENTURES   ON  THE   ROAD  141 

the  highwayman  heard  him  through  the  partition. 
Alarmed,  he  asked  the  landlady  who  was  there,  and 
when  she  told  him,  travellers,  replied,  "  Spies  !  you 
jade  !  But  no  matter,  I'll  send  them  all  to  hell  in  an 
instant." 

The  landlady  pacified  him  by  saying  that  they  were 
only  three  poor  Scotchmen  ;  but  Strap  by  this  time 
was  under  the  bed. 

The  night  was  one  of  alarms.  Roderick  and  Strap 
awakened  the  pedlar,  who,  thinking  the  best  course 
was  not  to  wait  for  the  doubtful  chance  of  being 
alive  to  see  the  morning  dawn,  vanished  with  his 
pack  through  the  window. 

After  having  paid  their  score  in  the  morning,  the 
two  set  out  again.  They  had  not  gone  more  than 
five  miles  before  a  man  on  horseback  overtook  them, 
whom  they  recognised  as  Mr.  Rifle,  the  highwayman 
of  the  night  before.  He  asked  them  if  they  knew 
who  he  was.  Strap  fell  on  his  knees  in  the  road. 
"  For  heaven's  sake,  Mr.  Rifle,"  said  he,  "  have  mercy 
on  us,  we  know  you  very  well." 

"  Oho  !  "  cried  the  thief,  "  you  do  !  But  you  shall 
never  be  evidence  against  me  in  this  world,  you 
dog  !  "  and  so  saying,  he  drew  a  pistol  and  fired  at 
the  unfortunate  shaver,  who  fell  flat  on  the  ground, 
without  a  word.  He  then  turned  upon  Roderick,  but 
the  sound  of  horses'  hoofs  was  heard,  and  a  party  of 
travellers  galloped  up,  leaving  the  highwayman  barely 
time  to  ride  off.  One  of  them  was  the  captain  who 
had  been  robbed  the  day  before.  He  was  not,  as  may 
already  have  been  gathered,  a  valiant  man.  He  turned 
pale  at  the  sight  of  Strap.  "  Gentlemen,"  said  he, 
"  here's  murder  committed ;  let  us  alight."  The 
others  were  for  pursuing  the  highwayman,  and  the 
captain  only  escaped  accompanying  them  by  making  his 
horse  rear  and  snort,  and  pretending  the  animal  was 
frightened.  Fortunately,  Strap  "  had  received  no 
other  wound  than  what  his  fear  had  inflicted  "  ;  and 
after  having  been  bled  at  an  inn  half  a  mile  away,  they 
were  about  to  resume  their  journey,  when  a  shouting 


142  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

crowd  came  down  the  road,  with  the  highwayman  in  the 
midst,  riding  horseback  with  his  hands  tied  behind  him. 
He  was  being  escorted  to  the  nearest  Justice  of  the 
Peace.  Halting  a  while  for  refreshment,  they  dis- 
mounted Mr.  Rifle  and  mounted  guard,  a  circle  of 
peasants  armed  with  pitchforks  round  him.  When  they 
at  length  reached  the  magistrate's  house,  they  found 
he  was  away  for  the  night,  and  so  locked  their  prisoner 
in  a  garret,  from  which,  of  course,  he  escaped. 

Roderick  and  Strap  were  now  free  from  being 
detained  as  evidence.  For  two  days  they  walked  on, 
staying  on  the  second  night  in  a  public-house  of  a  very 
sorry  appearance  in  a  small  village.  At  their  entrance, 
the  landlord,  who  seemed  a  venerable  old  man,  with 
long  grey  hair,  rose  from  a  table  placed  by  a  large  fire 
in  a  neat  paved  kitchen,  and,  with  a  cheerful 
countenance,  accosted  them  with  the  words  :  "  Salvete, 
pueri ;  ingredimini."  It  was  astonishing  to  hear  a 
rustic  landlord  talking  Latin,  but  Roderick,  concealing 
his  amazement,  replied,  "  Dissolve  frigus,  ligna  super 
foco  large  reponens."  He  had  no  sooner  pronounced 
the  words  than  the  innkeeper,  running  towards  him, 
shook  him  by  the  hands,  crying,  "  Fill  mi  dilectissime  ! 
unde  venis  ? — a  super  is,  ni  fallor."  In  short,  finding 
them  both  read  in  the  classics,  he  did  not  know  how 
to  testify  his  regard  sufficiently ;  but  ordered  his 
daughter,  a  jolly,  rosy-cheeked  damsel,  who  was  his 
sole  domestic,  to  bring  a  bottle  of  his  quadrimum  ; 
repeating  at  the  same  time  from  Horace,  "  Deprome 
quadrimum  Sabind,  0  Thaliarche,  merum  diota"  This 
was  excellent  ale  of  his  own  brewing,  of  which  he  told 
them  he  had  always  an  amphora,  four  years  old,  for  the 
use  of  himself  and  friends. 

The  innkeeper  proved  to  be  a  schoolmaster  who  was 
obliged,  by  his  income  being  so  small,  to  supplement  it 
by  turning  licensed  victualler.  He  was  very  inquisitive 
about  their  affairs,  and,  while  dinner  was  preparing, 
his  talk  abounded  both  with  Latin  tags  and  with  good 
advice  to  the  inexperienced  against  the  deceits  and 
wickedness  of  the  world.  They  fared  sumptuously  on 


A   RASCALLY   INNKEEPER  143 

roast  fowl  and  several  bottles  of  quadrimum,  going  to 
bed  congratulating  themselves  on  the  landlord's  good- 
humour.  Strap  was  of  opinion  that  they  would  be 
charged  nothing  for  their  lodging  and  entertainment. 
"  Don't  you  observe,"  said  he,  "  that  he  has  conceived  a 
particular  affection  for  us  ;  nay,  even  treated  us  with 
extraordinary  fare,  which,  to  be  sure,  we  should  not  of 
ourselves  have  called  for  ?  " 

Roderick  was  not  so  sanguine.  Rising  early  in  the 
morning,  and  having  breakfasted  with  their  host  and 
his  daughter  on  hasty-pudding  and  ale,  they  desired 
to  know  what  there  was  to  pay. 

"  Biddy  will  let  you  know7,  gentlemen,"  said  the  old 
rascal  of  a  tapster,  "  for  I  never  mind  these  matters. 
Money-matters  are  beneath  the  concern  of  one  who 
lives  on  the  Horatian  plan  :  Crescentem  sequitur  euro, 
pecuniam." 

Meanwhile,  Biddy,  having  consulted  a  slate  that 
hung  in  a  corner,  gave  the  reckoning  as  eight  shillings 
and  sevenpence. 

"  Eight   shillings   and   sevenpence  !  "    cried   Strap  ; 
'  'tis    impossible  !     You    must    be    mistaken,    young 
woman." 

"  Reckon  again,  child,"  said  the  father  very 
deliberately  ;  "  perhaps  you  have  miscounted." 

"  No,  indeed,  father,"  replied  she.  "  I  know  my 
business  better." 

Roderick  demanded  to  know  the  particulars,  on 
which  the  old  man  got  up,  muttering,  "  Ay,  ay,  let 
us  see  the  particulars  :  that's  but  reasonable  "  ;  and, 
taking  pen,  ink,  and  paper,  wrote  : 

«.  d. 

To  bread  and  beer,         .  .06 


To  a  fowl  and  sausages, 
To  four  bottles  of  quadrim, 
To  fire  and  tobacco, 
To  lodging, 
To  breakfast, 


2  6 

2  0 

0  7 
2  0 

1  0 

8  7 


As  he  had  not  the  appearance  of  a  common  publican, 
Roderick  could  not  upbraid  him  as  he  deserved,  simply 


144  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

remarking  that  he  was  sure  he  had  not  learned  from 
Horace  to  be  an  extortioner.  To  which  the  landlord 
replied  that  his  only  aim  was  to  live  cont ent us  parvo,  and 
keep  off  importuna  pauperies. 

Strap  was  indignant.  He  swore  their  host  should 
either  take  one-third  or  go  without ;  but  Roderick, 
seeing  the  daughter  go  out  and  return  with  two  stout 
fellows,  with  whom  to  frighten  them,  thought  it  politic 
to  pay  what  was  asked. 

It  was  a  doleful  walk  they  had  that  day.  In  the 
evening  they  overtook  the  wagon,  and  it  is  here, 
and  in  the  following  scenes,  that  we  get  an  ex- 
cellent description  of  the  cheap  road  travel  of 
that  era. 

Strap  mounted  first  into  the  wagon,  but  retired, 
dismayed,  at  a  tremendous  voice  which  issued  from 
its  depths,  with  the  words,  "  Fire  and  fury  !  there 
shall  no  passengers  come  here."  These  words  came 
from  Captain  Weazel,  one  of  the  most  singular 
characters  to  be  found  in  Smollett's  pages. 

Joey,  the  wagoner,  was  not  afraid  of  the  captain, 
and  called  out,  with  a  sneer :  "  Waunds,  coptain, 
whay  woan't  you  soofer  the  poor  wagoneer  to  meake  a 
penny  ?  Coom,  coom,  young  man,  get  oop,  get  oop  ; 
never  moind  the  coptain." 

"  Blood  and  thunder  !  where's  my  sword  ?  " 
exclaimed  the  man  of  war,  when  the  two  eventually 
fell,  rather  than  climbed,  into  the  wagon's  dark 
recesses,  and  incidentally  on  to  his  stomach. 

"  What's  the  matter,  my  dear  ?  "  asked  a  female 
voice. 

"  The  matter  ?  "  replied  the  captain  ;  "  my  guts 
are  squeezed  into  a  pancake  by  that  Scotchman's 
hump."  The  "  hump,"  by  the  \vay,  was  poor  Strap's 
knapsack. 

"  It  is  our  own  fault,"  resumed  the  feminine  voice  ; 
"  we  may  thank  ourselves  for  all  the  inconveniences 
we  meet  with.  I  thank  God  I  never  travelled  so 
before.  I  am  sure,  if  my  lady  or  Sir  John  were  to 
know  where  we  are,  they  would  not  sleep  this  night 


POOR   PASSENGERS 


145 


for  vexation.  I  wish  to  God  we  had  written  for  the 
chariot ;  I  know  we  shall  never  be  forgiven." 

"  Come,  come,  my  dear,"  replied  the  captain,  "  it 
don't  signify  fretting  now  ;  we  shall  laugh  it  over 
as  a  frolic  ;  I  hope  you  will  not  suffer  in  your  health. 
I  shall  make  my  lord  very  merry  with  our  adventures 
in  the  diligence." 

The  unsophisticated  lads  were  greatly  impressed  by 
this  talk.  Not  so  the  others.  "  Some  people,"  broke 


TRAVELLERS   ARRIVING  AT  AN   INN. 

After  Rowlandson. 

in  another  woman's  voice,  "  give  themselves  a  great 
many  needless  airs  ;  better  folks  than  any  here  have 
travelled  in  wagons  before  now.  Some  of  us  have  rode 
in  coaches  and  chariots,  with  three  footmen  behind 
them,  without  making  so  much  fuss  about  it.  What 
then  !  we  are  now  all  on  a  footing  ;  therefore  let  us  be 
sociable  and  merry.  What  do  you  say,  Isaac  ?  Is  not 
this  a  good  motion,  you  doting  rogue  ?  Speak,  old 
Cent,  per  cent.  !  What  desperate  debt  are  you 


146  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

thinking  of  ?  What  mortgage  are  you  planning  ? 
Well,  Isaac,  positively  you  shall  never  gain  my  favour 
till  you  turn  over  a  new  leaf,  grow  honest,  and  live  like  a 
gentleman.  In  the  meantime,  give  me  a  kiss,  you 
old  fool." 

The  words,  accompanied  by  hearty  smack, 
enlivened  the  person  to  whom  they  were  addressed  to 
such  a  degree,  that  he  cried,  in  a  transport,  though 
with  a  faltering  voice  :  "  Ah,  you  baggage  !  on  my 
credit  you  are  a  waggish  girl — he,  he,  he  !  "  This 
laugh  introduced  a  fit  of  coughing  which  almost 
suffocated  the  poor  usurer — for  such  they  afterwards 
found  was  the  profession  of  their  fellow-traveller. 

At  their  stopping-place  for  the  night  they  had  their 
first  opportunity  of  viewing  these  passengers.  First 
came  a  brisk,  airy  girl,  about  twenty  years  of  age, 
with  a  silver-laced  hat  on  her  head  instead  of  a  cap, 
a  blue  stuff  riding-suit,  trimmed  with  silver,  very  much 
tarnished,  and  a  whip  in  her  hand.  After  her  came, 
limping,  an  old  man,  with  a  worsted  night-cap  buttoned 
under  his  chin  and  a  broad-brimmed  hat  slouched  over 
it,  an  old  rusty  blue  cloak  tied  about  his  neck,  under 
which  appeared  a  brown  surtout  that  covered  a  thread- 
bare coat  and  waistcoat,  and  a  dirty  flannel  jacket. 
His  eyes  were  hollow,  bleared,  and  gummy  ;  his  face 
shrivelled  into  a  thousand  wrinkles,  his  gums  destitute 
of  teeth,  his  nose  sharp  and  drooping,  his  chin  peaked 
and  prominent,  so  that  when  he  mumped  or  spoke  they 
approached  one  another  like  a  pair  of  nut-crackers  ; 
he  supported  himself  on  an  ivory-headed  cane,  and 
his  whole  figure  was  a  just  emblem  of  winter,  famine, 
and  avarice. 

The  captain  was  disclosed  as  a  little  thin  creature, 
about  the  age  of  forty,  with  a  long,  withered  visage 
very  much  resembling  that  of  a  baboon.  He  wore 
his  own  hair  in  a  queue  that  reached  to  his  rump, 
and  on  it  a  hat  the  size  and  cock  of  Antient  Pistol's. 
He  was  about  five  feet  and  three  inches  in  height, 
sixteen  inches  of  which  went  to  his  face  and  long 
scraggy  neck  ;  his  thighs  were  about  six  inches  in 


CAPTAIN  WEAZEL  147 

length  ;  his  legs,  resembling  two  spindles  or  drum- 
sticks, two  feet  and  a  half  ;  and  his  body  the  remainder ; 
so  that,  on  the  whole,  he  appeared  like  a  spider  or 
grasshopper  erect.  His  dress  consisted  of  a  frock  of 
bear-skin,  the  skirts  about  half  a  foot  long,  a  hussar 
waistcoat,  scarlet  breeches  reaching  half-way  down  his 
thighs,  worsted  stockings  rolled  up  almost  to  his 
groin,  and  shoes  with  wooden  heels  at  least  two  inches 
high  ;  he  carried  a  sword  very  nearly  as  long  as  himself 
in  one  hand,  and  with  the  other  conducted  his  lady, 
who  seemed  to  be  a  woman  of  his  own  age,  still  retaining 
some  remains  of  good  looks,  but  so  ridiculously  affected 
that  any  one  who  was  not  a  novice  in  the  world  would 
easily  have  perceived  in  her  deplorable  vanity  the 
second-hand  airs  of  a  lady's  woman. 

This  ridiculous  couple  were  Captain  and  Mrs.  Weazel. 
The  travellers  all  assembled  in  the  kitchen  of  the  inn, 
where,  according  to  the  custom  of  the  time,  such 
impecunious  wayfarers  were  entertained ;  but  the 
captain  desired  a  room  for  himself  and  his  wife,  so  that 
they  might  sup  by  themselves,  instead  of  in  that 
communal  fashion.  The  innkeeper,  however,  did  not 
much  relish  this,  but  would  have  given  way  to  the 
demand,  providing  the  other  passengers  made  no 
objection.  Unhappily  for  the  captain's  absurd  dignity, 
the  others  did  object ;  Miss  Jenny,  the  lady  with  the 
silver-trimmed  hat,  in  particular,  observing  that 
"  if  Captain  Weazel  and  his  lady  had  a  mind  to  sup  by 
themselves,  they  might  wait  until  the  others  should 
have  done."  At  this  hint  the  captain  put  on  a  martial 
frown  and  looked  very  big,  without  speaking  ;  while 
his  yoke-fellow,  with  a  disdainful  toss  of  her  nose, 
muttered  something  about  "  creature  !  "  which  Miss 
Jenny  overhearing,  stepped  up  to  her,  saying,  "  None 
of  your  names,  good  Mrs.  Abigail.  Creature  !  quotha 
— I'll  assure  you — no  such  creature  as  you,  neither — no 
quality-coupler."  Here  the  captain  interposed,  with 
a  "  D n  me,  madam,  what  do  you  mean  by  that  ?  " 

"  Sir,  who  are  you  ?  "  replied  Miss  Jenny  ;  "  who 
made  you  a  captain,  you  pitiful,  trencher- scraping, 


148  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

pimping  curler  ?  The  army  is  come  to  a  fine  pass 
when  such  fellows  as  you  get  commissions.  What, 
I  suppose  you  think  I  don't  know  you  ?  You  and 
your  helpmate  are  well  met :  a  cast-off  mistress  and  a 
bald  valet-de-chambre  are  well  yoked  together." 

"  Blood  and  wounds  !  "  cried  Weazel ;  "  d'ye 
question  the  honour  of  my  wife,  madam  ?  No  man  in 
England  durst  say  so  much — I  would  flay  him, 
carbonado  him !  Fury  and  destruction !  I  would  have 
his  liver  for  my  supper  !  "  So  saying,  he  drew  his 
sword  and  flourished  it,  to  the  great  terror  of  Strap  ; 
while  Miss  Jenny,  snapping  her  fingers,  told  him  she  did 
not  value  his  resentment  that ! 

We  will  pass  over  the  Rabelaisian  adventures  of  the 
night,  which,  amusing  enough,  are  too  robust  for  these 
pages  ;  and  will  proceed  to  the  next  day's  journey. 
Before  they  started,  Weazel  had  proved  himself  the 
arrant  coward  and  braggart  which  the  reader  has 
already  perceived  him  to  be  ;  but,  notwithstanding  this 
exposure,  he  entertained  the  company  in  the  wagon 
with  accounts  of  his  valour  :  how  he  had  once  knocked 
down  a  soldier  who  had  made  game  of  him  ;  had 
tweaked  a  drawer  by  the  nose  who  had  found  fault 
with  his  picking  his  teeth  with  a  fork  ;  and  had, 
moreover,  challenged  a  cheesemonger  who  had  had  the 
presumption  to  be  his  rival. 

For  five  days  they  travelled  in  this  manner.  On  the 
sixth  day,  when  they  were  about  to  sit  down  to  dinner, 
the  innkeeper  came  and  told  them  that  three  gentle- 
men, just  arrived,  had  ordered  the  meal  to  be  sent  to 
their  apartment,  although  told  that  it  had  been 
bespoken  by  the  passengers  in  the  wagon, — to  which 
information  they  had  replied  :  "  The  passengers  in  the 

wagon  might  be  d d  ;  their  betters  must  be  served 

before  them  ;  they  supposed  it  would  be  no  hardship 
on  such  travellers  to  dine  on  bread  and  cheese  for 
one  day." 

This  was  a  great  disappointment  to  them  all,  and 
they  laid  their  heads  together  to  remedy  it,  Miss  Jenny 
observing  that  Captain  Weazel,  being  a  soldier  by 


MISS  JENNY  149 

profession,  ought  to  protect  them.  The  captain 
adroitly  excused  himself  by  saying  that  he  would 
not,  for  all  the  world,  be  known  to  have  travelled  in  a 
wagon  ;  swearing,  at  the  same  time,  that,  could  he 
appear  with  honour,  they  should  eat  his  sword  sooner 
than  his  provision.  On  this  declaration,  Miss  Jenny, 
snatching  his  weapon,  drew  it  and  ran  immediately 
into  the  kitchen,  where  she  threatened  to  put  the  cook 
to  death  if  he  did  not  immediately  send  the  victuals 
into  their  room.  The  noise  she  made  brought  the 
three  strangers  down,  one  of  whom  no  sooner  perceived 
her  than  he  cried,  "  Ha !  Jenny  Ramper !  what 
brought  thee  hither  ?  " 

"  My  dear  Jack  Rattle,"  she  replied,  running  into 
his  arms,  "is  it  you  ?  Then  Weazel  may  go  whistle 
for  a  dinner — I  shall  dine  with  you." 

They  consented  with  joy  to  this  proposal ;  and  the 
others  were  on  the  point  of  being  reduced  to  a  very 
uncomfortable  meal,  when  Joey,  the  wagoner,  under- 
standing the  whole  affair,  entered  the  kitchen  with  a 
pitchfork  in  his  hand,  and  swore  he  would  be  the 
death  of  any  man  who  should  pretend  to  seize  the 
victuals  prepared  for  the  wagon.  On  this,  the  three 
strangers  drew  their  swords,  and,  being  joined  by  their 
servants,  bloodshed  seemed  imminent ;  when  the 
landlord,  interposing,  offered  to  part  with  his  own 
dinner,  for  the  sake  of  peace  ;  which  proposal  was 
accepted  and  all  ended  happily. 

When  the  journey  was  resumed  in  the  afternoon, 
Roderick  chose  to  walk  some  distance  beside  the 
wagoner,  a  merry,  good-natured  fellow,  who  informed 
him  that  Miss  Jenny  was  a  common  girl  of  the  town, 
who,  falling  in  company  with  a  recruiting  officer  who 
had  carried  her  down  in  the  stage-coach  from  London 
to  Newcastle,  was  obliged  to  return,  as  her  companion 
was  now  in  prison  for  debt.  Weazel  had  been  a 
valet-de-chambre  to  my  Lord  Fizzle  while  he  lived 
separate  from  his  lady  ;  but  on  their  reconciliation 
she  insisted  on  Weazel's  being  turned  off,  as  well  as 
the  woman  who  had  lived  with  him  :  when  his  lordship, 


150  THE   GREAT   NORTH  ROAD 

to  get  rid  of  them  both  with  a  good  grace,  proposed 
that  Weazel  should  marry  his  mistress,  when  he  would 
procure  a  commission  in  the  army  for  him. 

Roderick  and  the  wagoner  both  had  a  profound 
contempt  for  Weazel,  and  resolved  to  put  his  courage 
to  the  test  by  alarming  the  passengers  with  the  cry 
of  "  a  highwayman  "  as  soon  as  a  horseman  should 
appear.  It  was  dusk  when  a  man  on  horseback 
approached  them.  Joey  gave  the  alarm,  and  a 
general  consternation  arose  ;  Strap  leaping  out  of  the 
wagon  and  hiding  himself  behind  a  hedge  ;  the  usurer 
exclaiming  dolefully  and  rustling  about  in  the  straw, 
as  though  hiding  something  ;  Mrs.  Weazel  wringing  her 
hands  and  crying ;  and  the  captain  pretending  to 
snore. 

This  latter  artifice  did  not  succeed  with  Miss  Jenny, 
who  shook  him  by  the  shoulder  and  bawled  out  : 
"  'Sdeath  !  captain,  is  this  a  time  to  snore  when  we  are 
going  to  be  robbed  ?  Get  up,  for  shame,  and  behave 
like  a  soldier  and  man  of  honour." 

Weazel  pretended  to  be  in  a  great  passion  for  being 
disturbed,  and  swore  he  would  have  his  nap  out  if  all 
the  highwaymen  in  England  surrounded  him.  "  W7hat 
are  you  afraid  of  ?  "  continued  he  ;  at  the  same  time 
trembling  with  such  agitation  that  the  whole  vehicle 
shook. 

"  Plague  on  your  pitiful  soul  !  "  exclaimed  Miss 
Jenny  ;  "  you  are  as  arrant  a  poltroon  as  was  ever 
drummed  out  of  a  regiment.  Stop  the  wagon,  Joey, 
and  if  I  have  rhetoric  enough,  the  thief  shall  not 
only  take  your  purse,  but  your  skin  also." 

By  this  time  the  horseman  had  come  up  with  them, 
and  proved  to  be  a  gentleman's  servant,  well  known 
to  Joey,  who  told  him  the  plot,  and  desired  him  to 
carry  it  on  a  little  further,  by  going  up  to  the  wagon  and 
questioning  those  within.  Accordingly  he  approached, 
and  in  a  terrible  voice  demanded,  "  Who  have  we  got 
here  ?  "  Isaac  replied,  in  a  lamentable  voice,  "  Here's 
a  poor,  miserable  sinner,  who  has  got  a  small  family  to 
maintain,  and  nothing  in  the  world  but  these  fifteen 


WEAZEL  CONFOUNDED  151 

shillings,  which,  if  you  rob  me  of,  we  must  all  starve 
together." 

"  Who's  that  sobbing  in  the  corner  ?  "  continued  the 
supposed  highwayman. 

"  A  poor,  unfortunate  woman,"  answered  Mrs. 
Weazel,  "  on  whom,  I  beg  you,  for  Christ's  sake,  to 
have  compassion." 

"  Are  you  maid  or  wife  ?  "  said  he. 

"  Wife,  to  my  sorrow,"  said  she. 

"  Who,  or  what  is  your  husband  ?  "  continued  he. 

"  My  husband,"  continued  Mrs.  Weazel,  "  is  an 
officer  in  the  army,  and  was  left  sick  at  the  last  inn 
where  we  dined." 

"  You  must  be  mistaken,  madam,"  said  he,  "  for 
I  myself  saw  him  get  into  the  wagon  this  afternoon." 
Here  he  laid  hold  of  one  of  Weazel's  legs,  and  pulled 
him  out  from  under  his  wife's  petticoats,  where  he  had 
concealed  himself.  The  trembling  captain,  detected  in 
this  inglorious  situation,  rubbed  his  eyes,  and  affecting 
to  wake  out  of  sleep,  cried,  "  What's  the  matter  ?  " 

"  What's  the  matter  ?  The  matter  is  not  much," 
answered  the  horseman  ;  "  I  only  called  in  to  inquire 
after  your  health,  and  so  adieu,  most  noble  captain." 
So  saying,  he  clapped  spurs  to  his  horse,  and  was  out  of 
sight  in  a  moment. 

t  It  was  some  time  before  Weazel  could  recollect 
himself ;  but  at  length,  reassuming  his  big  look,  he 
said,  "  'Sdeath  !  why  did  he  ride  away  before  I  had 
time  to  ask  him  how  his  lord  and  his  lady  do  ?  Don't 
you  remember  Tom,  my  dear  ?  "  addressing  his  wife. 

"  Yes,"  replied  she  ;  "  I  think  I  do  remember  some- 
thing of  the  fellow  ;  but  you  know  I  seldom  converse 
with  people  of  his  station." 

"  Hey-day  !  "  cried  Joey  ;  "  do  you  know  the  young 
man,  coptain  ?  " 

"  Know  him  ?  "  cried  Weazel ;  "  many  a  time  has  he 
filled  a  glass  of  Burgundy  for  me  at  my  Lord  Trippett's 
table." 

>  "  And  what  may  his  neame  be,  coptain  ?  "  said 
Joey. 


152  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

"  His  name  ! — his  name,"  replied  Weazel,  "  is  Tom 
Rinser." 

"  Waunds  !  "  cried  Joey,  "  a  has  changed  his  own 
neame  then  !  for  I'se  lay  any  wager  he  was  christened 
John  Trotter." 

This  raised  a  laugh  against  the  captain,  who  seemed 
very  much  disconcerted  ;  when  Isaac  broke  silence  and 
said,  "  It  was  no  matter  who  or  what  he  was,  as  he  had 
not  proved  the  robber  they  suspected.  They  ought  to 
bless  God  for  their  narrow  escape." 

"  Bless  God  !  "  said  Weazel,  "  for  what  ?  Had  he 
been  a  highwayman  I  should  have  eaten  his  blood 
and  body  before  he  had  robbed  me  or  any  one  in  this 
diligence." 

"  Ha,  ha,  ha  !  "  cried  Miss  Jenny  ;  "I  believe  you 
Avill  eat  all  you  kill,  indeed,  captain." 

The  usurer  was  so  well  pleased  at  the  end  of  this 
adventure  that  he  could  not  refrain  from  being  severe, 
and  took  notice  that  Captain  Weazel  seemed  to  be  a 
good  Christian,  for  he  had  armed  himself  with  patience 
and  resignation,  instead  of  carnal  weapons,  and  worked 
out  his  salvation  with  fear  and  trembling  ;  whereupon, 
amidst  much  laughter,  Weazel  threatened  to  cut  the 
Jew's  throat.  The  usurer,  taking  hold  of  this  menace, 
said  : — "  Gentlemen  and  ladies,  I  take  you  all  to 
witness,  that  my  life  is  in  danger  from  this  bloody- 
minded  officer  :  I'll  have  him  bound  over  to  the  peace." 
This  second  sneer  procured  another  laugh  against  the 
captaiij,  who  remained  crestfallen  for  the  rest  of  the 
journey. 

XXV 

THE  remaining  miles  to  Gateshead  are  made  up  of 
the  shabby  village  of  Low  Fell,  where  the  road  begins 
to  rise,  and  the  uninteresting  way  over  the  ridge  of 
the  Fell  itself.  By  the  word  "  Fell,"  North  of  England 
people  describe  what  Southerners  call  a  hill.  The 
common  land  of  Gateshead  Fell,  675  acres,  was  enclosed 
under  Acts  of  Parliament,  1809,  1822. 


154  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Many  were  the  gibbets  erected  in  the  old  days  on 
Gateshead  Fell.  The  last  was  that  on  which  swung 
the  body  of  Robert  Hazlett,  who  on  this  spot,  on  the 
evening  of  August  6th,  1770,  robbed  a  young  lady, 
Miss  Margaret  Benson,  who  was  returning  to  Newcastle 
in  a  post-chaise  from  Durham.  On  the  same  night  a 
post-boy  was  relieved  of  his  bags  at  the  same  place. 
Hazlett  was  hanged  at  Durham,  and  his  body  gibbeted 
here,  twenty-five  feet  high.  For  some  time  afterwards, 
every  day  for  an  hour,  an  old  man  was  seen  to  kneel  and 
pray  at  the  foot  of  the  gibbet.  It  was  the  wretched 
man's  father  !  A  beacon  was  fixed  on  the  Fell  in  the 
winter  of  1803-4,  on  an  alarm  of  invasion  ;  hence  this 
height  was  afterwards  known  as  "  Beaccn  Hill." 

The  present-day  aspect  of  the  road  does  not  hint  at 
anything  so  tragical,  and  is  merely  commonplace,  the 
last  touch  of  vulgarity  added  by  the  trams  that  ply 
along  it  from  Gateshead. 

The  place-name  of  Gateshead  seemed  to  John  Ogilby, 
in  his  book,  Britannia  Depicta,  1676,  to  require 
explanation,  and  he  proceeded  to  say  that  it  was  "  alias 
Gate-Side,  seated  on  the  Banks  of  the  Tine,  by  the 
Saxons  call'd  Gates-heved,  i.e.  Capra?  Caput,  or  Goafs- 
head,  perchance  from  an  Inn  with  such  a  sign." 

But  perchance  not.  While  the  Saxon  name  certainly 
was  Gatesheved,  it  meant  "  road's  head,"  either  in 
allusion  to  the  Roman  bridge  across  the  river  being 
broken  down  and  passage  being  possible  only  by  water, 
or  else  referring  to  the  abruptly-descending  land  on 
either  side,  where  the  road  would  seem  to  be  coming 
to  a  sudden  end. 

Gateshead  is  to  Newcastle  what  Southwark  is  to 
London,  and  the  Tyne  which  runs  between  may  be 
likened  in  the  same  way  to  the  Thames.  Comparison 
from  any  other  point  of  view  is  impossible.  Gateshead 
is  nowadays  a  great  deal  worse  than  it  was  when 
Doctor  Johnson  called  it  "a  dirty  lane  leading  to 
Newcastle."  It  may  be  ranked  among  the  half-dozen 
dirtiest  places  on  earth,  and  the  lane  which  the  Doctor 
saw  has  sent  forth  miles  of  streets  as  bad  as  itself,  so 


NEWCASTLE  155 

that  the  geographical  distribution  of  filth  and  squalor 
has  in  modern  times  become  very  wide.  There  are 
two  ways  of  entering  Newcastle  since  the  High  Level 
Bridge  across  the  Tyne  has  supplemented  what  used  to 
be  the  old  Tyne  Bridge,  once,  and  until  fifty  years  ago, 
the  only  way  of  crossing  the  river  except  by  boat. 
When  Stephenson  flung  his  High  Level  Bridge  across 
that  stream,  as  yellow,  if  not  as  historic,  as  the  Tiber, 
he  provided  a  roadway  for  general  traffic  beneath  the 
railway,  and  the  old  bridge  lost  its  favour,  simply  for 
the  reason  that  to  cross  it  the  steeply  descending 
West  Street  and  Bottle  Lane  had  to  be  taken  and  the 
just  as  steeply  ascending  bank  of  the  river  on  the 
Newcastle  side  to  be  climbed  ;  while  by  the  High  Level 
a  flat  road  was  provided.  It  is  true  that  all  traffic, 
pedestrian  and  wheeled,  pays  a  small  toll  for  the 
privilege,  but  it  is  the  lesser  of  the  two  evils. 

Let  those  who  have  no  concern  with  old  times  take 
their  easeful  way  through  the  gloomy  portals  of  the 
High  Level  Bridge,  eighty-five  feet  above  high-water 
mark.  But  let  us  examine  the  steep  and  smelly  street, 
paved  with  vile  granite  setts  and  strewn  with  refuse, 
which  conducts  to  the  Tyne  Bridge,  or  the  Swing  Bridge 
as  it  is  nowadays,  since  the  old  structure  was  removed, 
the  channel  of  the  river  deepened,  and  the  wonderful 
swinging  portion  of  the  remodelled  bridge,  281  feet  in 
length,  and  swung  open  or  closed  by  hydraulic  ppwer, 
constructed  in  1876.  With  that  work  went  the  last 
fragments  of  the  Roman  bridge  built  by  Hadrian 
(Publius  Aelius  Hadrianus)  more  than  a  thousand  years 
before  ;  a  bridge  which,  indeed,  gave  the  Roman  camp 
its  name  of  Pom  ffLlii.  His  bridge,  long  in  ruins,  was 
replaced  in  1248  by  a  mediaeval  structure  which  was 
destroyed  by  a  flood  in  1771. 

This  way  came  the  coaches,  climbing  into  Newcastle 
up  Sandhill  and  the  Side,  whose  steep  and  curving 
roadway  remains  to  prove  how  difficult  were  the  ways  of 
travellers  as  well  as  transgressors  in  the  old  times. 
Old  and  new  jostle  here.  The  Swing  Bridge  turns 
silently  on  its  pivot  to  the  touch  of  a  lever  in  its  signal 


156  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

tower,  and  a  force  our  grandfathers  never  knew  per- 
forms the  evolution  ;  but  side  by  side  with  this  miracle 
still  stand  the  darkling  lanes  and  steep  waterside  alleys 
of  Gateshead  and  Newcastle  that  were  standing  before 
science  and  commerce,  mother  and  daughter,  came 
down  upon  the  Tyne  and  transformed  it. 

A  writer  in  an  old-time  Northern  magazine  appears 
to  have  been  jolted  into  a  bad  humour  respecting 
Newcastle's  precipitous  old  approach  : — "  We  have  no 
connection  whatever  with  the  coal-trade,  and  were 
never  at  Newcastle  but  once,  passing  through  it  on  the 
top  of  an  exceedingly  heavy  coach,  along  with  about  a 
score  of  other  travellers.  But,  should  we  live  a 
thousand  years,  it  would  not  be  possible  for  us  to  forget 
that  transit.  We  wonder  what  blockhead  first  built 
Newcastle  ;  for  before  you  can  get  into  and  out  of  it, 
you  must  descend  one  hill  and  ascend  another,  about 
as  steep  as  the  sides  of  a  coal-pit.  Had  the  coach  been 
upset  that  day,  instead  of  the  night  before  and  the  day 
after,  there  would  have  been  no  end  and,  indeed,  no 
beginning,  to  this  magazine.  We  all  clustered  as 
thickly  together  on  the  roof  of  the  vehicle  (it  was  a  sort 
of  macvey,  or  fly)  as  the  good  people  of  Rome  did  to  see 
Great  Pompey  passing  along  : — but  we,  on  the  con- 
trary, saw  nothing  but  a  lot  of  gaping  inhabitants,  who 
were  momentarily  expecting  to  see  us  brought  low. 
We  remarked  one  man  fastening  his  eye  upon  our  legs 
that  were  dangling  from  the  roof  under  an  iron  rail, 
who,  we  are  confident,  was  a  Surgeon.  However,  we 
kept  swinging  along,  from  side  to  side,  as  if  the  macvey 
had  been  as  drunk  as  an  owl,  and  none  of  the  passengers, 
we  have  reason  to  believe,  were  killed  that  day — it 
was  a  maiden  circuit.  But,  after  all,  we  love  New- 
castle, and  wish  its  coals  may  burn  clear  and  bright  till 
consumed  in  the  last  general  conflagration." 

High  over  head  goes  the  High  Level,  and  the  smoke 
and  rumble  of  its  trains  mingle  with  the  clash  of 
Newcastle's  thousand  anvils  and  the  reek  of  her 
million  chimneys  ;  but  there  still  stands  against  the 
sky-line — most  fittingly  seen  from  the  Gateshead 


SANDHILL  159 

bank  at  eventide,  when  petty  details  are  lost  and  only 
broad  effects  remain — the  coroneted  steeple  of  St. 
Nicholas  and  the  great  black  form  of  the  Norman  keep, 
reminding  the  contemplative  that  Monkchester  was 
the  name  of  the  city  before  the  Conqueror  came  and 
built  that  fortress  whose  fame  as  the  "  New  Castle  " 
has  remained  to  this  day  to  give  a  title  to  the  place, 
just  as  the  "  new  work  "  at  Newark  has  ever  since 
stood  sponsor  for  that  town.  Again,  no  sooner  have 
you  crossed  the  Swing  Bridge  and  come  to  Quayside 
than  other  vestiges  of  old  Newcastle  are  encountered, 
in  the  remains  of  the  Castle  wall  and  the  steps  that 
lead  upwards  to  Castle  Garth,  where  shoemakers  and 
cobblers  of  footgear  of  the  most  waterside  and 
unfashionable  character  still  blink  and  cobble  in  their 
half-underground  dens,  the  descendants,  probably,  of 
those  whom  a  French  traveller  remarked  here  in  the 
time  of  Charles  the  Second.  If,  instead  of  climbing 
these  stairs,  the  traveller  elects  to  follow  the  track 
of  the  coaches,  he  will  traverse  Sandhill,  which  in 
very  early  days  was  an  open  space  by  the  river,  but 
has  for  centuries  past  been  a  street.  It  was  at  Sandgate 
close  by,  according  to  the  ballad,  that  the  lassie  was 
heard  to  sing  the  well-known  refrain  of  "  Weel  may  the 
keel  row,  the  boat  that  my  love's  in,"  and  indeed  it  is  a 
district  that  breathes  romance,  commonplace  though 
its  modern  offices  may  look.  Does  not  the  Moot  Hall 
look  down  upon  Sandhill  ?  "  Many  a  heart  has  broken 
inside  those  walls,"  said  a  passer-by,  with  unwonted 
picturesqueness,  to  the  present  writer,  gazing  at  that 
hall  of  justice. 

There  is  a  pretty  flavour  of  romance — compact,  it  is 
true,  of  the  most  unpromising  materials,  like  the 
voluptuous  scents  which  modern  science  extracts 
from  coal-tar — still  clinging  to  Sandhill.  Just  where 
a  group  of  curious  old  houses,  very  old,  very  tall,  and 
nearly  all  windows,  remains,  the  explorer  will  perceive 
a  memorial  tablet  let  into  one  of  the  frontages,  setting 
forth  that  "  From  one  of  the  windows  of  this  house, 
now  marked  with  a  blue  pane  of  glass,  Bessie  Surtees 


160  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

eloped  with  John  Scott,  afterwards  Lord  Chancellor 
Eldon,  November  18th,  1772."  John  Scott  was 
twenty-one  years  of  age  at  the  time,  and  was  at  home 
on  vacation  from  Oxford.  His  father,  a  successful 
coal-fitter,  had  sent  him,  as  he  had  already  done  his 
elder  brother,  William,  afterwards  Lord  Stowell,  to  the 
University.  He  had  already  gained  a  fellowship  there, 
which  he  forfeited  on  his  elopement  with,  and  marriage 
to,  his  Bessie.  She  descended  from  her  casement  by 
the  aid  of  a  ladder  hidden  by  an  accomplice  in  the  shop 
below,  and  they  were  over  the  Border  and  wedded  by 
the  blacksmith  at  Blackshields  before  any  one  could 
pursue.  Bessie's  relatives  were  bitterly  opposed  to 
the  match,  and  so,  nearly  without  resources,  the  pair 
had  to  resort  to  London  and  live  frugally  in  Cursitor 
Street  while  he  studied  hard  at  law,  instead  of,  as 
originally  intended,  for  the  Church.  His  first  year's 
earnings  scarce  amounted  to  enough  to  live  on. 
"  Many  a  time,"  said  he  in  after  years,  "  have  I  run 
down  from  Cursitor  Street  to  Fleet  Market,  to  buy 
sixpenny  worth  of  sprats  for  our  supper."  The 
turning-point  in  his  career  occurred  in  a  case  in  which 
he  insisted  on  a  legal  point  against  the  wishes  of  his 
clients.  The  case  was  decided  against  him,  but  was 
reversed  on  appeal  on  the  point  he  had  contested. 
From  that  time  continued  success  awaited  him,  and  he 
eventually  became  Lord  Chancellor.  The  dashing 
Romeo  of  an  earlier  day  became,  however,  a  very 
different  person  in  after  years.  Much  poring  over 
parchments  and  long-continued  professional  strife  took 
all  the  generous  enthusiasm  out  of  him,  and  by  ways  not 
the  most  scrupulous  he  amassed  one  of  the  greatest 
fortunes  ever  scraped  together  by  a  successful  lawyer. 
Bessie,  meanwhile,  had  become  quite  as  much  of  a 
handful  as  she  had  been  an  armful. 

Romance  wanes.  As  Conservators  of  the  Tyne,  the 
Corporation  of  Newcastle  have,  for  the  last  four 
centuries,  proclaimed  their  authority  by  once  in  every 
five  years  going  in  procession  on  the  river,  in  various 
craft.  It  was  on  these  occasions  the  acknowledged 


WESLEY   ON  NEWCASTLE  161 

custom  that,  on  returning  and  landing,  the  Mayor 
should  choose  the  prettiest  girl  in  the  crowds  of 
spectators  and  publicly  salute  her  with  a  civic  kiss. 
In  acknowledgment  of  this  favour  his  Worship  pre- 
sented her  with  a  new  sovereign.  But  the  procession  of 
"  Barge  Day,"  as  it  was  called,  was  discontinued  after 
May  16th,  1901,  and  is  not  likely  to  be  revived. 

From  Sandhill  the  coaches  journeyed  along  the 
Side,  which  remains  as  steep  and  almost  as  picturesque 
as  ever,  even  if  not  rendered  additionally  curious  by 
the  gigantic  railway  arch  that  spans  it  and  clears  the 
roofs  of  its  tallest  houses.  The  last  mail-coach  left 
Newcastle  for  Berwick  and  Edinburgh,  with  the 
Union  Jack  flying  at  half-mast,  on  July  5,  1847,  and 
those  days  are  so  thoroughly  done  with  that  none  of 
Newcastle's  coaching  inns  are  left.  Indeed,  the  whole 
character  of  the  place  has  changed  since  little  over  a 
century  and  a  half  ago,  when  John  Wesley  entered  the 
opinion  in  his  diary  that  it  was  a  "  lovely  place  and 
lovely  company,"  and,  furthermore,  said  that  "if  he 
wrere  not  journeying  in  hope  of  a  better  world,  here  he 
would  be  content  to  live  and  die."  Coal  had  even  then 
been  shipped  for  centuries  from  Newcastle,  but  miles 
of  manufactories  had  not  yet  arisen  upon  the  banks  of 
"  coaly  Tyne,"  and  so  unprogressive  was  the  town  that 
it  was  still,  with  gardens  and  orchards,  easily  comprised 
within  its  mediaeval  walls  ;  those  walls  which  had 
many  a  time  withstood  the  Scots,  and  even  when 
Wesley  was  here  in  1745  were  being  prepared  to  resist 
the  Pretender. 

Newcastle — difficult  as  it  may  now  be  to  realise  the 
fact — was  then  a  very  small  town,  and  was  governed 
accordingly.  Primitive  punishments  as  well  as 
primitive  government  survived  until  a  hundred  and 
fifty  years  ago,  when  scolds  still  wore  bridles  or  were 
ducked,  and  when  local  tipplers  yet  perambulated  the 
streets  in  the  drunkard's  cloak,  an  ingenious  instrument 
of  little  ease  which  now  reposes  in  the  Museum. 

Far  beyond  the  ancient  walls  now  extend  the  streets 
of  the  modern  city  ;  Grey  Street  chief  among  them, 


162 


THE   GREAT  NORTH   ROAD 


THE  DRUNKARD'S 
CLOAK." 


classically  gloomy  and  extra-classically  grimed  to  the 
blackness  of  Erebus ;  a  heavy  Ionic  pillar  at  its 
northern  end  bearing  aloft  the 
statue  of  Earl  Grey,  the  Prime 
Minister  who  secured  the  passing  of 
the  first  Reform  Bill  in  1832. 

Away  from  the  chief  business 
streets,  many  of  the  curious  old 
thoroughfares  may  be  sought,  but 
they  are  nowadays  the  receptacles 
of  inconceivable  dirt,  and  anything 
but  desirable.  The  narrow  streets 
called  "  chares  "  answer  to  the 
"  wynds  "  of  Edinburgh  and  the 
"  rows  "  of  Yarmouth.  Their  name 
has  been  the  subject  of  jokes  in- 
numerable, and  misunderstandings 
not  a  few  ;  as,  when  a  judge,  previ- 
ously unacquainted  with  Newcastle, 
holding  an  assize  here,  heard  a  witness 
say  that  he'saw  "  three  men  come  out  of  the  foot  of  a 
chare,"  and  ordered  him  out  of  the  witness-box, 
thinking  him  insane,  until  the  jury  of  Newcastle  men 
explained  matters. 

Despite  its  smoke  and  untidiness,  the  folks  of  this 
grimy  Tyncside  city  have  a  good  conceit  of  it.  To 
them  it  is  "  canny  Newcastle,"  an  epithet  whose 
meaning  differs  from  the  Scotch,  and  here  means 
"  fine,"  or  "  neat."  The  stranger  who  fails  to  find 
those  qualities,  who  perceives  instead  the  defects  of  dirt 
and  a  pall  of  smoke  that  blackens  everything  to  an  inky 
hue,  and  accordingly  thanks  Providence  that  his  home 
is  elsewhere,  is  to  the  Tynesiders  a  Goth. 

For  Newcastle  is  practical.  It  has  its  great  news- 
papers, and  has  produced  literary  men  of  note  ;  but 
the  forging  of  iron  and  steel,  the  shrinking  of  steel 
jackets  upon  big  guns,  the  making  of  ships  and  all 
kinds  of  munitions  of  war  appeal  principally  to  the 
Novocastrian  who  may  by  chance  have  no  especial  love 
of  that  coaling  trade  which  is  pre-eminently  and 


PRACTICAL  NEWCASTLE  163 

historically  his.  It  is  therefore  quite  characteristic 
of  Newcastle  folks  that,  in  the  mid-century,  a  literary 
man,  since  become  famous,  was  as  a  boy  solemnly 
warned  by  a  townsman  against  such  a  career  as  he 
was  contemplating.  "  Ah'm  sorry,"  said  he,  "  to  hear 
that  ye  want  to  go  to  London,  and  to  take  to  this 
writing  in  the  papers.  It'll  bring  ye  to  no  good, 
my  boy.  I  mind  there  was  a  very  decent  friend  of 
mine,  auld  Mr.  Forster,  the  butcher  in  the  Side.  He 
had  a  laddie  just  like  you  ;  and  nothing  would  sarve 
him  but  he  must  go  away  to  London  to  get  eddicated,  as 
he  called  it ;  and  when  he  had  got  eddicated,  he 
wouldn't  come  back  to  his  father's  shop,  though  it 
was  a  first-class  business.  He  would  do  nothing  but 
write,  and  write,  and  write  ;  and  at  last  he  went  back 
again  to  London,  and  left  his  poor  old  father  all  alone  ; 
and  ah've  never  heard  tell  of  that  laddie  since  !  " 

Of  course  he  had  not.  What  rumours  of  literary 
life  in  London  could  then  have  penetrated  to  the 
shores  of  the  "  coaly  Tyne."  That  laddie,  however, 
was  John  Forster,  the  biographer  of  Dickens. 

These  practical  men  of  Newcastle  have  achieved  the 
most  wonderful  things.  The  home  of  the  Stephensons 
was  at  Wylam,  only  nine  miles  away,  and  so  the  town 
can  fairly  claim  the  inventor  of  railways  among  its 
natives.  We  need  not  linger  to  discuss  the  wonders  of 
the  locomotive  ;  they  are  sufficiently  evident.  New- 
castle men  have  even  changed  the  character  of  their 
river.  There  are  still  those  who  can  recollect  the 
Tyne  as  a  shallow  stream  in  which'  the  laden  "  keels," 
heaped  up  with  coal,  not  infrequently  grounded. 
Nowadays  the  largest  war-vessels  are  built  up-stream, 
at  Elswick,  and  take  their  stately  way  to  the  sea  with 
their  heavy  armaments,  and  no  mishap  occurs. 
Clanging  arsenals  and  factories  line  the  banks  for  many 
more  miles  than  the  historian,  anxious  for  his 
reputation,  dare  mention.  The  Armstrong  works 
alone  are  over  a  mile  long,  and  employ  some  sixteen 
thousand  hands.  Lord  Armstrong  himself  was  the 
inventor  of  hydraulic  machinery ;  and  the  Swan 


164  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

incandescent  electric  lamp,  which  bears  the  name  of  its 
inventor,  was  the  work  of  a  Newcastle  man.  Others  of 
whom  England  is  proud  were  born  here,  notably 
Admiral  Lord  Colling  wood.  To  their  practicality 
these  men  of  Newcastle  add  sentiment,  for  they  have 
carefully  placed  tablets  on  the  houses  where  their 
celebrated  men  were  born,  and  they  have  not  only 
erected  a  monument  to  Stephenson,  but  have  also 
placed  one  of  his  first  engines — •"  Puffing  Billy  " — on  a 
pedestal  beside  the  High  Level  Bridge,  where  the  huge 
modern  expresses  roar  past  the  quaint  relic,  day  and 
night,  in  startling  contrast.  Also,  they  one  and 
all  have  the  most  astonishingly  keen  affection  for 
their  old  parish  church  of  St.  Nicholas,  in  these  latter 
days  become  a  cathedral. 

If  you  would  touch  a  Novocastrian  on  his  most 
sensitive  spot,  praise  or  criticise  the  cathedral  church 
of  St.  Nicholas,  and  he  will  plume  himself  or  lose  his 
temper,  as  the  case  may  be.  That  building,  and 
especially  its  tower,  with  the  wonderful  stone  crown 
supported  on  ribbed  arches  and  set  about  with  its 
cluster  of  thirteen  pinnacles,  is  the  apple  of  Newcastle's 
eye.  It  figures  as  a  stock  decorative  heading  in  the 
Newcastle  papers,  and  does  duty  in  a  hundred  other 
ways.  Built  toward  the  close  of  the  sixteenth  century, 
that  fairy-like  corona  has  had  its  escapes,  as  when, 
during  the  stubborn  defence  in  1644,  under  the 
Royalist  Sir  John  Marley,  the  Scottish  general, 
Alexander  Leslie,  Lord  Leven,  commanding  the 
besieging  forces,  threatened  to  batter  it  down  with  his 
cannon  if  the  town  were  not  at  once  surrendered. 
To  this  Sir  John  Marley  made  the  very  practical 
reply  of  causing  all  his  Scottish  prisoners  to  be  placed 
in  the  tower,  and  sent  word  to  the  besiegers  that  they 
might,  if  they  would,  destroy  it,  but  that  their  friends 
should  perish  at  the  same  time.  The  "  Thief  and 
Reiver  "  bell,  a  relic  of  old  times  when  the  outlaws  of 
Northumberland  were  given  short  shrift  wherever  and 
whenever  found,  is  still  rung  before  the  opening  of  the 
annual  fair,  and  recalls  the  old  custom  of  giving  those 


166  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

gentry  immunity  from  arrest  during  fair-time  ;  but  it 
would  probably  not  be  safe  for  any  one  "  wanted  "  by 
the  police  to  rely  upon  this  sentimental  survival. 


XXVI 

FOR  fully  a  mile  and  a  half  on  leaving  Newcastle 
the  road  runs  over  the  Town  Moor,  a  once  wild  waste  of 
common,  and  even  now  a  bleak  and  forbidding  open 
space  whose  horizon  on  every  side  commands  the  gaunt 
Northumbrian  hills,  or  is  hidden  with  the  reek  of 
Newcastle  town,  or  the  collieries  that  render  the  way 
sordid  and  ugly.  Newcastle's  lovely  pleasance, 
Jesmond  Dene,  is  hidden  away  to  the  right  from  the 
traveller  along  the  road,  who  progresses  through 
Bulman's  Village  (now  dignified  with  the  new  name  of 
Gosforth),  Salter's  Lane,  Wide  Open  and  Seaton  Burn 
with  sinking  heart,  appalled  at  the  increasing 
wretchedness  and  desolation  brought  by  the  coal- 
mining industry  upon  the  scene.  Off  to  the  right  lies 
Killingworth,  among  the  collieries,  where  George 
Stephenson  began  his  career  in  humble  fashion.  His 
cottage  stands  there  to  this  day.  At  the  gates  of 
Blagdon  Park,  eight  miles  from  Newcastle,  where  the 
white  bulls  of  the  Ridleys  guard  the  entrance  in 
somewhat  spectral  fashion,  the  surroundings  improve. 
Here  the  Ridleys  have  been  seated  for  centuries,  and 
from  their  wooded  domain  watched  the  belching 
smoke  of  the  pits  they  own,  which  year  by  year  and 
generation  by  generation  have  added  to  their  wealth. 
Lord  Ridley  is  now  the  representative  of  these  owners 
of  mineral  wealth,  and  lord  of  Blagdon.  Midway  of  the 
long  park  wall  that  borders  the  road  on  the  way  to 
Morpeth  stand  the  modern  lodge  and  gates,  erected  in 
1887  ;  with  that  relic  of  old  Newcastle,  the  Kale  Cross, 
just  within  the  grounds  and  easily  seen  from  the 
highway.  The  building  is  not  so  much  a  cross  as  a 
market-house,  and  is  just  a  classical  pavilion  in  the 


BLAGDON 


167 


Doric  style,  open  on  all  sides  to  the  weather.  It  stood, 
until  the  middle  of  the  eighteenth  century,  upon  the 
Side  at  Newcastle,  and  marked  the  centre  of  the 
market  then  held  there.  The  townfolk  presented  it  to 
the  Matthew  White  Ridley  of  the  period,  and  here  in 
lovelier  surroundings  than  it  knew  originally,  it  stands, 
the  wreathed  urns  and  couchant  lion  on  its  roof 
contrasting  finely  with  a  dense  background  of  foliage. 


THE  GATES  OF  BLAGDON  PARK 

Beyond  the  park,  the  road  crosses  the  Black  Dene, 
whence  Blagdon  derives  its  name ;  one  of  those 
ravines  that  now  begin  to  be  a  feature  of  the  way. 
This  expands  on  the  right  hand  into  Hartford  Dene, 
to  which  Newcastle  picnic-parties  come  in  summer-time 
for  brief  respite  from  the  smoke  and  clangour  of  their 
unlovely  town.  Thence,  through  Stannington,  Clifton, 
and  Catchburn,  and  to  the  long  and  tortuous  descent 
into  Morpeth,  lying  secluded  in  the  gorge  of  the 
Wansbeck. 

Morpeth  is  little  changed  since  coaching  times,  but 
the  one  very  noticeable  alteration  shows  by  what 
utter  barbarians  the  town  was  inhabited  towards  the 
close  of  that  era.  Entering  it,  the  turbulent  Wansbeck 
is  crossed  by  a  stone  bridge,  built  in  1830,  to  provide 


168  THE   GREAT   NORTH    ROAD 

better  accommodation  for  the  increased  traffic  than 
the  ancient  one,  a  few  yards  up  stream,  afforded. 
For  some  five  years  longer  the  old  building  was  suffered 
to  remain,  and  then,  with  the  exception  of  its  piers, 
it  was  demolished.  No  one  benefited  by  its  destruction, 
it  stood  in  no  one's  way,  and  its  utility  was  such 
that  a  footbridge,  a  graceless  thing  of  iron  and  scantling, 
has  been  erected  across  those  ancient  piers,  to  continue 
the  access  still  required  at  this  point  from  one  bank  to 
the  other.  It  was  to  our  old  friends  the  monks  that 
travellers  were  beholden  for  that  ancient  Gothic  bridge, 
and  their  old  toll-house  still  remains,  after  having 
passed  through  a  varied  career  as  a  chapel,  a  school, 
and  a  fire-engine  house.  Turner's  view  shows  the  road 
over  the  bridge,  looking  south ;  with  the  castle 
gate-house  on  the  hill-top,  a  great  deal  nearer  than  it 
actually  is.  This,  the  sole  relic  of  that  old  stronghold, 
has  in  later  years  been  restored  until  it  looks  almost  as 
new  as  the  would-be  Gothic  of  the  gaol,  which  stands 
beside  the  modern  bridge  on  entering  the  town  and 
deludes  the  more  ignorant  into  a  belief  of  its  genuine 
antiquity.  At  Morpeth,  until  the  assizes  were  removed 
to  Newcastle,  justice  was  dispensed  in  this  sham 
mediaeval  castle,  built  in  1821,  and  now,  all  too  vast  for 
present  needs,  used  as  a  police-station.  The  old  town 
gaol,  at  the  other  end  of  the  town,  facing  the  market- 
place, is  much  more  interesting.  Built  in  the  likeness 
of  a  church  tower,  curfew  is  still  rung  from  its  belfry, 
beneath  the  queer  little  figures  on  the  roof.  Market- 
day  brings  crowds  of  drovers  and  endless  droves  of 
sheep  and  cattle  to  this  spot,  to  say  nothing  of  the  pigs, 
singularly  plentiful  in  these  parts.  "  He's  driving  his 
swine  to  Morpeth  market,"  is  an  expression  still  used 
of  a  snoring  man  in  the  neighbourhood.  Always 
excepting  market-day,  Morpeth  is  now  a  curiously 
quiet  and  dreamy  town.  The  stress  of  ancient  times 
has  left  its  few  relics  in  the  mouldering  remains  of 
strong  and  defensible  walls,  and  in  certain  proverbs  and 
sayings  reflecting  discreditably  upon  the  Scottish 
people,  but  the  seventeenth  and  eighteenth  centuries 


MORPETH  171 

are  more  evident  in  its  streets  than  previous  eras. 
To  those  centuries  belong  the  many  old  inns  with  signs 
for  the  most  part  redolent  of  the  coaching  age  :  the 
"  Nag's  Head,"  the  "  Grey  Nag's  Head,"  the  "  Queen's 
Head,"  "  Turk's  Head,"  and  "  Black  Bull  "  ;  this  last 
with  an  odd  semi-circular  front  and  a  beautiful  coach- 
entrance  displaying  some  fine  Adam  decoration. 

That  Morpeth  folk  still  cherish  old  anti-Scottish 
sayings  is  not  at  all  remarkable  ;  for  old  manners,  old 
sayings,  and  ancient  hatreds  die  slowly  in  such  places  as 
this,  and  moreover,  the  Morpeth  of  old  suffered  terribly 
from  Scottish  raiders.  Later  times  saw  a  more  peaceful 
irruption,  when  Scottish  youths  came  afoot  down  the 
great  road  in  quest  of  fame  and  fortune  in  the  south. 
People  looked  askance  upon  them  as  Scots,  while 
innkeepers  hated  them  for  their  poverty  and  their 
canniness.  Those  licensed  victuallers  thought,  with 
Dr.  Johnson,  who  did  not  greatly  like  them  either,  that 
"  the  finest  prospect  for  a  Scotchman  was  the  high  road 
that  led  him  into  England."  This  bitter  satire,  by  the 
way,  was  in  reply  to  a  Mr.  Ogilvie,  who  had  been 
contending  on  behalf  of  the  "  great  many  noble  wild 
prospects  "  which  Scotland  contained.  Smollett,  in  his 
Humphry  Clinker,  shows  how  greatly  the  Scots  were 
misliked  along  this  route  about  1766.  He  says  that, 
from  Doncaster  northwards,  all  the  windows  of  all 
the  inns  were  scrawled  with  doggerel  rhymes  in  abuse  of 
the  Scottish  nation.  This  fact  was  pointed  out  to 
that  fine  Scottish  character,  Lismahago,  and  with  it  a 
particularly  scurrilous  epigram.  He  read  it  with  some 
difficulty,  the  glass  being  dirty,  and  with  the  most 
starched  composure. 

"  Vara  terse  and  vara  poignant,"  said  he  ;  "  but  with 
the  help  of  a  wat  dishclout  it  might  be  rendered  more 
clear  and  parspicuous." 

The  country  between  Morpeth  and  Alnwick  is  dotted 
with  peel-towers  and  their  ruins,  built  in  the  wild  old 
times  when  the  ancestors  of  these  peaceful  Scots  came  in 
quest  of  spoil,  laying  waste  the  Borders  far  and  wide. 
One  had  but  to  turn  aside  from  the  road  at  Warrener's 


172      THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

House,  two  miles  beyond  Morpeth,  and  thence  proceed 
eastward  for  a  further  two,  for  ten  castles  to  be  seen  at 
once  from  the  vantage-point  of  Cockle  Park  Tower, 
itself  a  fine  relic  of  a  fortress  belonging  in  the  fifteenth 
century  to  the  Ogles,  situated  now  on  a  farm  called  by 
the  hideous  name  of  Blubberymires. 

The  peculiar  appropriateness  of  Morpeth's  name, 
meaning  as  it  does  "  moor-path,"  is  fully  realised  when 
coming  up  the  road,  up  the  well-named  High  Highlaws 
to  where  the  road  to  Cockle  Park  Tower  branches  off, 
and  where  an  old  toll-house  stands,  with  "  Warrener's 
House,"  a  deserted  red-brick  mansion,  opposite. 
It  is  quite  worth  while  to  ask  any  passing  countryman 
the  name  of  that  house,  for  then  the  "  Northumbrian 
burr  "  will  be  heard  in  all  its  richness.  As  De  Foe 
remarked,  two  hundred  years  ago,  Northumbrians  have 
"  a  Shibboleth  upon  their  Tongues,  namely,  a  difficulty 
in  pronouncing  the  letter  R,"  and  in  their  mouths, 
consequently,  the  name  becomes,  grotesquely  enough, 
"  Wawwener." 

Causey  Park  Bridge,  over  a  little  rivulet,  a  ruined 
windmill,  and  the  remains  of  Causey  Park  Tower  are 
the  next  features  of  the  way  before  reaching  a  rise 
where  an  old  road  goes  scaling  a  hillside  to  the  right 
hand,  surmounted  by  a  farm  picturesquely  named 
"  Helm-on-the-Hill."  Thence  downhill  on  to  Bocken- 
field  Moor,  and  then  precipitously  down  again  through 
West  Thirston  and  across  the  picturesque  bridge  that 
spans  the  lovely  Coquet,  into  Felton  :  villages  bordering 
either  bank  of  the  river,  wrhere  the  angler  finds  excellent 
sport,  and  where  the  rash  cyclist,  regardless  of  the 
danger-boards  erected  for  his  guidance  on  the  hill-tops, 
tries  involuntary  conclusions  with  the  aforesaid  bridge 
at  the  bottom.  A  mile  onward,  up  the  rising  road,  is 
the  park  of  Swarland  Hall,  with  "  Nelson's  Monument," 
a  time-stained  obelisk,  seen  amid  the  trees  within  the 
park  fence,  and  showing  against  the  sky-line  as  the 
traveller  approaches  the  moorland  height  of  Rushy  Cap. 
Alexander  Davison,  squire  of  Swarland  Hall  and  friend 
of  the  Admiral,  erected  it,  "  not  to  commemorate  the 


174 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


public  virtue  and  heroic  achievements  of  Nelson,  which 
is  the  duty  of  England,  but  to  the  memory  of  private 
friendship."  Occupying  so  prominent  a  position  by  the 
roadside,  it  was  probably  intended  to  edify  the  coach- 
passengers  of  old.  So  to  Newton-on-the-Moor — which 
might  more  fitly  be  named  Newton-on-the-Hill — with 
its  half  a  dozen  cottages  and  its  coal-pits,  and  thence  by 
a  featureless  but  not  unpleasing  road  into  Alnwick. 


FELTOX   BRIDGE. 

It  is  something  of  a  shock  to  the  sentimental  pilgrim, 
northward-bound,  that  the  entrance  to  historic 
Alnwick  should  be  by  the  gas-works,  the  railway 
station,  the  Farmers'  Folly  (of  which  more  shall 
presently  be  said),  and  other  unmistakable  and 
unromantic  evidences  of  modernity  that  spread 
beyond  the  ancient  confines  of  the  town  to  form  the 
suburb  of  Bondgate  Without ;  but  man  cannot  live 
by  medievalism  alone.  The  town  itself  is  gained  at 
that  point  where  the  heavy  blackened  mass  of  Bondgate 


ALNWICK  177 

itself  spans  the  road,  just  beyond  the  elaborately 
rebuilt  "  Old  Plough,"  still  exhibiting,  however,  the 
curious  tablet  from  the  old  house  : — • 

That  which  your  Father  old  hath  purchased  and  left 
You  to  possess,  do  you  dearly 
Hold  to  show  his  worthiness.     1714. 


XXVII 

ALNWICK  is  a  town  with  a  great  past  and  a  somnolent 
present.  There  are  yawns  at  every  turn,  echoes  with 
every  footfall,  and  grass  growing  unbidden  in  the 
streets.  But  there  are  forces  of  elemental  power  at 
Alnwick,  little  though  the  stranger  suspects  them. 
There  have  of  late  years  been  periods  of  storm  and 
stress  in  the  columns  of  the  Alnwick  Gazette,  for 
instance,  respecting  the  local  water-supply,  which 
have  drawn  forth  inappropriately  fiery  letters  from 
correspondents,  together  with  many  mixed  metaphors. 
How  is  this  for  impassioned  writing  ? — "  The  retribu- 
tive forces  of  well-balanced  justice  have,  after  a  dead 
ebb,  returned  with  a  swelling  tide,  and  overtaken  the 
arrogative  policy  of  the  freeholders."  But  this  is 
nothing  to  the  following  striking  figure  of  "  the  arm 
of  scandalous  jobbery  steeped  to  the  lips  in  perfidious 
dishonour  ;  "  a  delightful  literary  image  unsurpassed  in 
Ireland  itself ;  or  "  another  hydra  of  expense  arising 
phoenix-like  from  the  ashes  of  misgovernment."  Did 
the  word  "  hydrant,"  we  wonder,  suggest  this  last 
period  ?  Is  the  dulness  of  Alnwick  due  to  the  decay 
following  the  corruption  hinted  at  ?  Perhaps,  for, 
as  this  publicist  next  inquires,  "  How  could  anything 
symbolical  of  greatness,  wrapped  with  ropes  of  sand, 
ever  and  for  aye,  flourish  like  the  green  bay-tree  ?  " 
Ah  !  how  ?  It  is  a  difficult  question  to  answer,  and 
so  we  will  leave  the  question  at  that. 

Alnwick,  of  course,  derives  its  name  from  its  situation 
on  the  romantic  Aln  :    the  "  wick,"  or  village  on  that 


178  THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

river.  The  name  is  kin  to  that  of  many  other  "  wicks," 
"  weeks,"  and  "  wykes  "  in  England,  and  has  its 
fellows  in  such  places  as  High  Wycombe  ;  Wykeham 
(now  spelt  Wickham)  in  Hampshire,  whence  came 
William  of  Wykeham  ;  the  village  of  Weeke,  near 
Winchester  ;  and  in  the  town  named  simply  Wick,  in 
the  north  of  Scotland.  Alnwick  in  these  times  is  a 
place  of  a  certain  grim  and  lowering  picturesqueness. 
Its  grey  stone  houses  are  at  one  with  the  greyness  of  the 
Northumbrian  skies,  and  a  general  air  of  barren 
stoniness  impresses  the  traveller  as  its  chief  feature. 
It  is  an  effect  of  prisons  and  jailers  wrhich  reaches  its 
height  in  the  open  space  that  fronts  the  barbican  of  the 
castle.  You  look,  instinctively,  for  His  Majesty's 
prison  regulations  on  the  outer  walls,  and,  approaching 
the  gate,  expect  a  warder's  figure  at  the  wicket. 

This  is  no  uncongenial  aspect  of  that  old  fortress. 
It  is  rather  in  the  Italian  drawing-rooms,  the  picture- 
galleries,  and  the  Renaissance  luxuries  of  the  interior 
of  the  castle  that  the  jarring  note  is  struck  and  all 
association  with  feudal  times  forgotten.  Many  a  Border 
moss-trooper  has  unwillingly  passed  through  this  grim 
barbican,  and  so  left  the  world  for  ever  ;  and  many 
more  of  higher  estate  have  found  this  old  stronghold 
of  the  Percies  a  place  of  lifelong  durance,  or  have 
in  its  dungeons  met  a  secret  end.  For  chivalry  was 
not  inconsistent  with  midnight  murder  or  treachery, 
and  the  Percies,  centred  in  their  fortress  like  spiders 
in  their  webs,  had  all  the  virtues  and  the  vices  of 
chivalric  times.  Ambitious  and  powerful,  they  were 
alike  a  bulwark  against  the  Scots  and  a  menace  to 
successive  kings  of  England,  and  none  in  those  olden 
times  could  have  approached  their  castle  gate  with 
the  equable  pulsation  of  the  modern  tourist.  In  those 
times,  instead  of  finding  a  broad  level  open  space  here, 
a  deep  ditch  would  have  been  seen  and  a  drawbridge 
must  have  been  lowered  before  access  was  possible. 
Then  possibly  the  stone  figures  in  violent  attitudes  that 
line  the  battlements,  and  seem  to  be  casting  missiles 
down  upon  the  heads  of  visitors,  may  have  been 


"  WHISKERS  "  179 

alarming  ;  to-day  we  only  wonder  if  they  could  ever 
have  tricked  even  the  most  bat-eyed  warrior  into  a 
belief  that  they  were  really  living  men-at-arms. 

The  Percies,  whose  name  attaches  more  than  any 
other  to  Alnwick,  were,  strictly  speaking,  never  its 
owners.  The  first  of  that  name  came  over  to  England 
with  the  Conqueror  in  the  person  of  William  de  Percy, 
a  younger  son  of  the  feudal  lord  of  the  village  of  Percie 
in  Normandy,  which  still  exists  to  point  out  to  the 
curious  tourist  the  spot  whence  this  historic  family 
sprang.  This  William  de  Percy  was  nicknamed 
"  Als  Gernons,"  or  "  WThiskers,"  whence  derives  the 
name  of  Algernon,  even  now  a  favourite  one  with  the 
Smithson-Percies.  "  Whiskers  "  was  present  at  the 
battle  of  Hastings,  and  for  his  aid  was  granted  manors 
in  Hampshire,  Lincolnshire,  and  York,  but  none  in 
Northumberland.  He  died  in  1086,  when  with  the 
Crusaders,  near  Jerusalem.  The  Percies  never  became 
connected  in  any  way  with  Alnwick,  for  the  family  of 
this  William  de  Percy  became  extinct  in  1166,  when 
Agnes,  an  only  child  of  his  descendant,  married 
Josceline  de  Lovaine  ;  and  it  was  not  until  1309  that 
the  descendant  of  this  Lovaine,  who  had  assumed  the 
Percy  name,  came  into  wrongful  possession  of  the  vast 
estates.  Alnwick  and  sixty  other  baronies  in  North- 
umberland had  until  then  been  in  possession  of  the 
de  Vescis,  of  whom  Yvo  de  Vesci  was  the  original 
Norman  owner.  His  descendant,  William  de  Vesci, 
who  died  in  1297,  was  the  last  of  his  line,  and  appears  to 
have  been  of  a  peculiarly  trusting  disposition.  He  put 
a  great  (and  an  unfounded)  faith  in  the  honesty  of 
churchmen,  leaving  all  his  estates  to  Anthony  Bek, 
Prince-Bishop  of  Durham,  in  trust  for  an  infant 
illegitimate  son,  until  he  should  come  of  age.  But  Bek 
picked  a  quarrel  with  his  ward,  and  in  1309  sold  the 
lands  to  Henry  Percy,  who  thus  became  the  first 
Baron  Percy  of  Alnwick. 

But  let  us  not  do  an  injustice  to  the  Church.  Prince- 
Bishops  were  kittle  cattle,  an  amorphous  kind  of 
creature.  Perhaps  his  lay  half  impelled  Bek  to  this 


180  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

knavery,  and,  following  the  Scriptural  injunction  not 
to  let  the  right  hand  know  what  is  done  by  the  left, 
his  clerical  moiety  remained  in  ignorance  of  the 
crime.  Heaven  be  praised,  there  arc  no  longer  any 
of  these  Jekyll  and  Hyde  creatures,  for  the  Bishops- 
Palatine  of  Durham  Avere  abolished  two  generations  or 
more  since. 

There  were,  in  the  fulness  of  time,  three  Barons  Percy 
of  Alnwick,  and  then  the  Barony  was  erected  into  the 
Earldom  of  Northumberland.  The  axe  and  the  sword 
took  heavy  toll  of  this  new  line,  for  the  Earls  of 
Northumberland  seldom  died  in  their  beds,  and  father 
and  son  often  followed  one  another  in  a  bloody  death, 
until  at  length  they  became  extinct  with  the  death  of 
the  eleventh  and  last  Earl  of  Northumberland.  Of 
these  eleven,  only  seven  died  a  natural  death.  There 
\vere  Percies  \vho  fell  in  battle  ;  others  who,  rightly  or 
wrongly,  met  the  death  of  traitors  ;  one  was  torn  to 
pieces  by  a  mob  ;  and  another  was  obscurely  done  to 
death  in  prison.  Nor  did  only  the  heads  of  the  family 
end  violently  ;  their  sons  and  other  relations  led  lives  as 
turbulent,  and  finished  as  suddenly. 

The  only  child  of  the  eleventh  Earl  of  Northumber- 
land was  a  daughter,  Elizabeth  Percy.  She  married 
firstly  the  Earl  of  Ogle  ;  secondly,  Thomas  Thynne  of 
Longleat,  -who  was  murdered  in  Pall  Mall  in  1682  by 
Count  Koningsmarck  ;  and  thirdly,  the  sixth  Duke  of 
Somerset ;  thus  bringing  the  Percy  estates  into  the 
Seymour  family,  and  the  Percy  red  hair  as  well. 

It  was  of  red-haired  Elizabeth  Percy,  when  Duchess 
of  Somerset,  that  Dean  Swift  wrote  the  bitter  and 
diabolically  clever  lines  that  are  supposed  to  have  lost 
him  all  chance  of  becoming  a  bishop.  He  wrote  of  her 
as  "  Carrots  "  :— 

Beware  of  carrots  from  Northumberland, 
Carrots  sown  Thynne  a  deep  root  may  get, 
Tf  so  be  they  are  in  Somer  set  ; 
Their  cunnings  mark  thou  ;  for  I  have  been  told 
They  assassin  when  young  and  poison  when  old. 
Root  out  those  carrots,  O  thou  whose  name 
Is  backwards  and  forwards  always  the  same. 

The  one  whose  name  was  backwards  and  fonvards  alike 


SIR  HUGH   SMITHSON  181 

was  Queen  Anne,  for  Swift's  purpose  "  Anna."  It  will 
he  noticed  that  Swift  not  very  obscurely  hints  that 
Elizabeth  Percy  connived  at  murder. 

Her  eldest  son,  the  seventh  Duke  of  Somerset,  had, 
curiously  enough,  only  one  child,  a  daughter.  She 
married  "  the  handsomest  man  of  his  time,"  Sir  Hugh 
Smithson,  in  1740,  and  thus  the  property  came  into  the 
hands  of  the  present  holders. 

This  most  fortunate,  as  well  as  most  handsome, 
fellow  was  Sir  Hugh  Smithson,  one  of  a  family  of 
Yorkshire  squires  whose  ancestor  gained  a  baronetcy, 
created  1660,  for  his  services  to  the  Stuarts.  Sir  Hugh, 
born  1714,  a  son  of  Langdale  Smithson,  and  grandson 
of  another  Sir  Hugh,  the  third  baronet,  had  little  early 
prospect  of  much  position  in  life.  He  was  a  younger 
son,  and,  like  many  another  such,  he  went  into  trade. 
He  was  an  apothecary.  Having  succeeded  as  fourth 
baronet  to  position  and  wealth,  and  with  what  he  had 
made  in  commerce,  the  "  handsomest  man  "  made  this 
very  handsome  marriage.  He  had  the  aristocratic 
instinct,  and,  discarding  his  old  name,  took  that  of 
Percy,  to  which,  of  course,  he  had  no  sort  of 
right, 

For  him  in  1749  was  revived  the  old  title,  Earl  of 
Northumberland,  together  with  that  of  Baron  Wark- 
worth.  In  1766  he  became  further,  Duke  of 
Northumberland  and  Earl  Percy,  and  died  1786. 

The  name  of  Percy  is  one  to  conjure  with.  The 
Lovaines,  who  had  assumed  it,  made  it  famous  in 
the  annals  of  chivalry,  with  a  thousand  deeds  of 
derring-do  in  the  debateable  lands.  Smithson,  too,  is 
a  good  name.  It  at  least  tells  of  descent  from  an 
honest  craftsman,  and  Sir  Hugh's  knighted  ancestor 
had,  obviously,  done  nothing  to  be  ashamed  of. 
Unfortunately  for  Sir  Hugh  and  his  successors,  this 
unwarranted  assumption  of  an  historic  name  took 
place  so  well  within  the  historic  period  that  it  is  never 
likely  to  be  forgotten.  George  the  Third,  who  also 
had  the  instinct  of  aristocracy,  kept  the  fact  well  in 
mind,  and  when,  sorely  against  his  will,  he  was  obliged 


182  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

to  confer  the  Dukedom  of  Northumberland  upon  this 
ex-apothecary,  consoled  himself  by  vowing  that  he 
should  never  obtain  the  Order  of  the  Garter.  The  duke 
personally  solicited  a  blue  ribbon  from  the  king,  and 
observed  that  he  was  "  the  first  Percy  who  has  been 
refused  the  Garter."  "  You  forget,"  replied  his 
Majesty,  "  that  you  are  the  first  Smithson  who  has  ever 
asked  for  it." 

The  huge  and  historic  stronghold  of  Alnwick  had 
by  this  time  become  ruinous,  and  the  Smithson  duke 
was  for  a  while  uncertain  whether  to  reside  here  or  at 
Warkworth.  Alnwick,  however,  found  favour  with 
him,  and  he  set  to  work  to  render  it  a  place  worthy  of 
one  of  his  quality.  To  this  end  he  wTought  havoc  with 
the  feudal  antiquities  of  the  castle,  pulling  down  the 
ancient  chapel  and  several  of  the  towers,  filling  up  the 
moats,  plastering  the  walls  and  ceilings,  enlarging 
arrow-slits  into  great  windows,  and  playing  the  very 
devil  with  the  place.  The  military  history  of  the 
castle,  as  expressed  in  the  picturesque  irregularity  of 
successive  alterations  and  additions  during  many 
centuries,  was  swept  away  by  his  zeal  for  uniformity, 
and  the  interior  rooms  were  remodelled  in  the  taste  of 
that  age,  to  serve  for  a  residence,  to  such  an  extent  that. 
only  the  outer  walls  retained  even  the  appearance  of  a 
castle.  When  Pennant  wrote  of  it  in  1767,  he  said  : — 
"  You  look  in  vain  for  any  marks  of  the  grandeur  of  the 
feudal  age  ;  for  trophies  won  by  a  family  eminent  in  our 
annals  for  military  prowess  and  deeds  of  chivalry  ;  for 
halls  hung  with  helms  and  hauberks  "  (good  alliteration, 
that !  but  rash  for  Cockney  repetition),  "  or  with  the 
spoils  of  the  chase ;  for  extensive  forests  or  for 
venerable  oaks.  The  apartments  are  large,  and  lately 
finished  with  a  most  incompatible  elegance.  The 
gardens  are  equally  inconsistent,  trim  in  the  highest 
degree,  and  more  adapted  to  a  villa  near  London  than 
to  the  ancient  seat  of  a  great  baron."  It  was  to  this 
criticism  of  "  trimness  "  that  Bishop  Percy  objected. 
Discussing  Pennant  with  Dr.  Johnson,  he  could  not  sit 
quietly  and  hear  him  praise  a  man  who  had  spoken  so 


ALNWICK  CASTLE  183 

disrespectfully  of  Alnwick  Castle  and  the  Duke's 
pleasure-grounds,  and  he  eagerly  opposed  the  Doctor, 
evidently  with  some  heat,  for  Johnson  said,  "  He  has 
done  what  he  intended  ;  he  has  made  you  very  angry." 
To  which  the  Bishop  replied,  "  He  has  said  the  garden  is 
trim,  which  is  representing  it  like  a  citizen's  parterre, 
when  the  truth  is,  there  is  a  very  large  extent  of  fine 
turf  and  gravel  walks." 

"  According  to  your  own  account,  sir,"  rejoined 
Johnson,  "  Pennant  is  right.  It  is  trim.  Here  is 
grass  cut  close  and  gravel  rolled  smooth.  Is  not  that 
trim  ?  The  extent  is  nothing  against  that ;  a  mile 
may  be  as  trim  as  a  square  yard."  The  Bishop  was 
vanquished. 

All  the  sham  Gothic  alterations  made  at  a  huge 
outlay  by  the  first  Duke  (with  the  exception  of  one 
room,  which  remains  to  show  how  atrocious  his  style 
was)  were  swept  away  by  Algernon,  the  fourth  Duke, 
about  1855,  and  at  a  still  greater  cost  replaced  internally 
with  an  interminable  series  of  salons  in  the  Italian  style. 
Externally,  the  castle  is  a  mediaeval  fortress  ;  internally 
it  is  an  Italian  palace.  These  works  cost  over  £300,000, 
and  serve  to  show  the  measure  of  ducal  folly.  Make  a 
man  a  duke  and  give  him  an  income  commensurate,  and 
he  goes  mad  and  builds  and  rebuilds,  burying  himself  in 
masonry  like  a  maggot  in  a  cheese.  But  it  is  good 
for  trade  ;  and  perhaps  that  is  why  Providence  allows 
a  duke  to  be  created  now  and  then. 

This  magnificence  for  a  long  time  created  its  own 
Nemesis,  and  the  Dukes  of  Northumberland,  in  their 
gigantic  castle,  were  worse  off  in  one  respect  than  a 
clerk  in  London  suburbs  in  a  six-roomed,  nine-inch 
walled,  jerry-built  "  villa  "  at  £30  a  year.  They  could 
never  get  a  hot  dinner  !  The  kitchen  is  large  enough, 
and  the  fireplace  so  huge  that  the  fire  cannot  be  made 
up  without  shovelling  on  a  ton  of  coals  ;  but  the 
dining-room  is  so  far  away,  and  the  communication  was 
so  bad  (involving  going  across  courtyards  open  to  the 
sky)  that  everything  was  cold  before  it  reached  table. 
This  has  been  remedied,  and  my  lords  dukes  now  have 


184  THE   GREAT  NORTH   ROAD 

their  food  sent  to  them  along  rails  on  trolleys — just  as 
they  feed  the  beasts  at  the  Zoo. 

The  Dukes  of  Northumberland  are  well  titled. 
They  are  autocrats  in  that  county,  owning  as  they  do 
181,616  of  its  acres,  and  drawing  a  rental  of  £161,874. 
Some  of  them  have  been  insufferably  egotistical. 
The  "  Brislee  "  Tower,  built  on  the  neighbouring 
height  of  Brislaw  by  the  first  Duke,  is  evidence  sufficient 
to  prove  that.  It  is  a  monument  by  himself  to  his  own 
doings,  and  invites  the  pilgrim,  in  a  long  bombastical 
inscription,  to  "  Look  around,  behold,"  and  marvel  at 
the  plantations  with  which  he  caused  the  bare  hillsides 
to  be  covered. 

But  the  most  prominent  memorial  in  Alnwick  is  the 
well-named  "  Farmers'  Folly,"  erected  to  the  second 
Duke  in  1816.  Entering  or  leaving  the  town,  it  is  a 
most  striking  object  :  a  pillar  85  feet  in  height  with 
the  Percy  lion  on  its  summit.  What  did  the  second 
Duke  do  to  deserve  this  ?  Did  he  serve  his  country  in 
war  ?  Was  he  a  statesman  ?  Was  he  benevolent  to 
the  tenants  who  erected  it  ?  Not  at  all.  Here  is  the 
story. 

When  the  nineteenth  century  dawned  we  were  at  war 
with  France,  and  wheat  and  all  kinds  of  produce  were  at 
enormously  enhanced  prices.  The  farmers,  therefore, 
began  to  do  very  well.  Their  banking-accounts 
swelled,  and  some  of  them  were  on  the  way  to  realise 
small  fortunes.  The  Duke  saw  this  and  sorrowed 
because  they  found  it  possible  to  do  more  than  exist, 
and  accordingly  he  added  to  their  rents,  doubling  in 
almost  every  instance — and  in  many  others  quadrupling 
— them.  But  when  the  country  entered  on  the  long 
peace  that  followed  Waterloo,  and  prices  fell 
enormously,  the  unfortunate  farmers  found  it 
impossible  to  pay  their  way  under  these  added  burdens. 
Mark  the  ducal  generosity  !  As  they  could  not  pay,  he 
reduced  the  rents  by  twenty-five  per  cent.  !  Like  a 
draper  at  his  annual  sale,  he  effected  a  "  great 
reduction,"  an  "  alarming  sacrifice,"  by  taking  off  a 
percentage  of  what  he  had  already  imposed.  How 


186  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

noble  !  Then  the  tenants,  the  grateful  fellows, 
subscribed  to  build  the  column,  which  is  inscribed  : — 
"  To  Hugh,  Duke  of  Northumberland,  by  a  grateful  and 
united  tenantry."  Having  done  this,  they  went  into 
bankruptcy  and  the  workhouse,  or  emigrated,  or  just 
gave  up  their  farms  because  they  could  not  carry  on 
any  longer.  The  money  they  had  subscribed  did  not 
suffice  to  complete  this  testimonial  to  Duke  Hugh's 
benevolence,  and  so — a  comic  opera  touch — he 
subscribed  the  rest,  and  finished  it  himself.  What 
humorists  these  Smithsons  are  ! 


XXVIII 

THE  road,  leaving  Alnwick,  plunges  down  from  the 
castle  barbican  to  the  black  hollow  in  which  the  Aln 
flows,  overhung  with  interlacing  and  overarching  trees. 
The  river  is  crossed  here  by  that  bridge  showrn  in 
Turner's  picture,  the  "  Lion  Bridge  "  as  it  is  called, 
from  the  Percy  lion,  "  with  tail  stretched  out  as  straight 
as  a  broom-handle,"  standing  on  the  parapet  and 
looking  with  steadfast  gaze  to  the  North.  It  is  an 
addition  since  Turner's  picture  was  painted,  and  an 
effective  one,  too.  Also,  since  that  time,  the  trees  have 
encroached  and  enshrouded  the  scene  most  completely  ; 
so  that  the  only  satisfactory  view  is  that  looking 
backwards  when  one  has  emerged  from  the  black  dell. 
And  a  most  satisfactory  view  it  is,  with  the  i's  and  t's  of 
romance  dotted  and  crossed  so  emphatically  that  it 
looks  like  some  theatrical  scene,  or  the  optically 
realised  home  of  the  wicked  hero  of  one  of  Grimm's 
fairy  tales.  If  this  were  not  the  beginning  of  the 
twentieth  century,  one  might  well  think  twice  before 
venturing  down  into  the  inky  depths  of  that  over- 
shaded  road  ;  but  these  are  matter-of-fact  times,  and 
we  know  well  that  only  the  humdrum  burgesses  of 
Alnwick,  in  their  shops,  are  beyond  ;  with,  instead 
of  a  mediaeval  duke  in  the  castle,  who  would  think 


THE   BLEAK  NORTH  187 

nothing  of  hanging  a  stray  wayfarer  or  so  from  his 
battlements,  only  a  very  modern  peer. 

The  road  onwards  is  a  weariness  and  an  infliction  to 
the  cyclist,  for  it  goes  on  in  a  heavy  three  miles' 
continuous  rise  up  to  the  summit  of  Heiferlaw  Bank, 
whence  there  is  a  wide  and  windy  view  of  uncomfortable 
looking  moorlands  to  the  north,  with  the  craggy 
Cheviots,  perhaps  covered  with  snow,  to  the  north-west. 
As  a  literary  lady — Mrs.  Montagu — wrote  in  1789,  when 
on  a  northern  journey,  "  These  moors  are  not  totally 
uninhabited,  but  they  look  unblest."  How  true  ! 

The  proper  antidote  to  this  is  the  looking  back  to 
where,  deep  down  in  the  vale  of  Aln,  lie  town  and 
castle,  perhaps  lapt  in  infrequent  sunshine,  more 
probably  seen  through  rain,  but,  in  any  case,  presenting 
a  picture  of  sheltered  content,  and  seeming  to  be 
protected  from  the  rude  buffets  of  the  weather  by  the 
hill  on  which  we  are  progressing  and  b)^  the  wooded 
flanks  of  Brislaw  on  the  other  side.  "  Seeming," 
because  those  who  know  Alnwick  well  could  tell  a 
different  tale  of  wintry  blasts  and  inclement  seasons 
that  belie  the  hint  of  this  hillside  prospect  for  three 
whole  quarters  round  the  calendar  and  a  good  pro- 
portion of  the  fourth.  In  this  lies  a  suggestion  of  why 
the  Percies  were  so  warlike.  They  and  their  northern 
foes  fought  to  keep  themselves  warm  !  Nowadays  such 
courses  would  lead  to  the  police-court,  and  so  football 
has  become  a  highly-popular  game  in  these  latitudes. 
But  the  southward  glimpse  of  Alnwick  and  its 
surroundings  from  the  long  rise  of  Heiferlaw  Bank  is, 
when  sunshine  prevails,  of  a  quite  incommunicable 
charm.  The  background  of  hills,  covered  with 
Duke  Hugh's  woods  and  crowned  with  his  tower,  recalls 
in  its  rich  masses  of  verdure  the  landscapes  of  De  Wint, 
and  if  in  the  Duke's  inscription  on  that  tower  he  seems 
to  rank  himself  in  fellowship  with  the  Creator,  certainly, 
now  he  has  been  dead  and  gone  these  hundred  and 
twenty  years,  his  saplings,  grown  into  forest  trees  and 
clothing  the  formerly  barren  hillsides,  have  effected  a 
wonderful  change. 


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THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


Beside  the  road  are  the  few  remaining  stones  of 
St.  Leonard's  Chapel,  and,  a  short  distance  beyond,  on 
the  right,  in  a  grove  of  trees,  Malcolm's  Cross,  marking 
the  spot  where  Malcolm  Caenmore,  king  of  Scotland, 


MALCOLM'S  CROSS. 

was  slain  in  1093.  It  replaces  a  more  ancient  cross, 
and  was  erected  by  the  first  Duchess  of  Northumberland 
in  1774.  It  was  on  his  seventh  foray  into  Northumber- 
land, besieging  Alnwick  Castle,  that  Malcolm  was 
killed,  in  an  ambush  carefully  prepared  for  him.  The 
legend,  which  tells  how  he  was  treacherously  slain  by  a 


THE  NORTHUMBRIAN   COAST  189 

thrust  of  a  spear  in  the  eye  by  one  of  the  Percies,  who 
was  pretending  to  deliver  up  the  castle  keys  on  the 
spear's  point,  is  untrue,  as  of  course  is  the  popular 
derivation  of  the  family  name  from  "  pierce  eye." 
Moreover,  the  Percies,  as  we  have  seen,  did  not  own 
Alnwick  until  more  than  two  hundred  years  afterwards. 
Heiferlaw,  as  befits  so  commanding  a  hill-top  so  close 
to  the  Border,  has  its  watch-tower,  looking  across  the 
marches,  whence  the  outlying  defenders  of  Alnwick, 
ever  watchful  against  Scottish  raids,  could  give  timely 
warning  to  the  garrison.  It  stands  to-day  a  picturesque 
ruin,  in  cultivated  fields  that  in  those  fierce  old  times, 
when  men  had  no  leisure  for  peaceful  arts  and  industries, 
formed  a  portion  of  the  wild  moorland.  "  Blaw- 
weary,"  they  call  one  of  these  fields,  and  the  title  is  as 
descriptive  of  this  exposed  situation  as  anything  in  the 
whole  range  of  nomenclature.  Beyond  this  point  the 
road  descends  to  a  level  stretch  of  country  leading  to 
North  Charlton,  where  a  few  farmsteads  alone  stand  for 
a  village,  together  with  a  prominent  hillock  covered 
Avith  trees  and  looking  as  though  it  had,  or  ought  to 
have,  a  story  to  it ;  a  story  which  research  fails  to 
unearth.  Opposite,  meadows  called  locally  "  Comby 
Fields,"  presumably  from  a  series  of  ridges  seen  in  them, 
seem  to  point  to  some  forgotten  history.  Brownyside, 
adjoining,  is  an  expanse  of  moorland,  covered  with 
bracken,  followed  by  Warenford,  a  pretty  hamlet 
in  a  hollow  by  a  tiny  stream,  with  Twizel  Park  on  the 
left.  At  Belford,  a  large  wide-streeted  village  with  a 
nowadays  all  too  roomy  coaching  inn,  the  "  Blue  Bell," 
and  an  old  cross  with  gas-lamps  fitted  to  it  by  some 
vandal  or  other,  the  road  draws  near  the  coast  ;  that 
storied  Northumbrian  sea-shore  where  Bambrough 
Castle  on  its  islanded  rock,  many  miles  of  yellow 
quicksands,  and  the  Fame  and  Holy  Islands  are 
threaded  out  in  succession  before  the  gaze.  Bambrough, 
the  apex  of  its  pyramidical  form,  just  glimpsed  above 
an  intervening  headland,  looks  in  the  distance  like 
another  St.  Michael's  Mount,  and  Holy  Island,  ahead, 
is  a  miniature  fellow  to  it.  The  ruined  cathedral  of 


190  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Holy  Island,  the  ancient  Lindisfarne,  the  spot  whence 
the  missionary  Aidan  from  lona  began  the  conversion  of 
Northumbria  in  634,  and  where  he  was  succeeded  by 
that  most  famous  of  all  northern  bishops  and  saints,  the 
woman-hating  St.  Cuthbert,  is  the  mother-church  of  the 
north,  and  became  possessed  in  later  times  of  great 
areas  of  land  through  which  the  road  now  passes. 
Buckton,  Goswick,  Swinhoe,  Fenwick,  Cheswick,  were 
all  "  possessions  "  of  the  monastery ;  and  the  old 
ecclesiastical  parish  of  Holy  Island,  once  including  all 
these  places  on  the  mainland,  and  constituting  then 
an  outlying  wedge  of  Durham  in  the  county  of 
Northumberland,  although  now  a  thing  of  the  past, 
still  goes  by  the  local  name  of  Islandshire.  Buckton, 
now  a  few  scattered  cottages  by  the  roadside,  held 
a  place  in  the  old  rhyme  which  incidentally  shows  that 
the  monks  of  Lindisfarne  adopted  that  comforting 
doctrine : 

Who  lives  a  good  life  is  sure  to  live  well. 

Their  farms  and  granges  yielded  them  all  that  the 
appreciative  stomachs  of  these  religious  recluses  could 
desire,  save  indeed  when  the  Scots  swooped  over  the 
Tweed  and  took  their  produce  away.  It  is  a  rhyme  of 
good  living  : — 

From  Goswick  we've  geese,  from  Cheswick  we've  cheese  ; 

From  Buckton  we've  venison  in  store  ; 
From  Swinhoe  we've  bacon,  but  the  Scots  it  have  taken, 

And  the  Prior  is  longing  for  more. 

The  yellow  sands  that  occupy  the  levels  and  reach 
out  at  low  tide  to  Holy  Island  are  treacherous.  With 
the  exquisite  colouring  of  sea  and  sky  on  a  summer  day 
blending  with  them,  they  look  at  this  distance  like  the 
shores  of  fairyland  ;  but  the  grim  little  churchyard  of 
Holy  Island  has  many  memorials  presenting  another 
picture — a  picture  of  winter  storm  and  shipwreck,  for 
which  this  wild  coast  has  ever  been  memorable. 
Off  Bambrough,  where  the  Fame  Islands  are  scattered 
in  the  sea,  the  scene  is  still  recalled  of  the  wreck  of  the 
Forfarshire  and  Grace  Darling's  heroism ;  and  the 


GRIZEL   COCHRANE  191 

monument  of  that  famous  girl  stands  in  Bambrough 
churchyard  to  render  the  summer  pilgrim  mindful  of 
the  danger  of  this  coast.  Dangerous  not  only  to  those 
on  the  waters,  but  also  to  travellers  who  formerly  took 
the  short  cut  from  Berwick  across  the  sands,  instead  of 
going  by  the  hilly  road.  The  way,  clearly  marked  in 
daylight  by  a  line  of  poles,  has  often  been  mistaken  at 
night ;  sudden  storms,  arising  when  travellers  have 
reached  midway,  have  swept  them  out  to  sea  ;  or  fogs 
have  entangled  the  footsteps  even  of  those  who  knew 
the  uncharted  flats  best.  Whatever  the  cause,  to  be 
lost  here  was  death.  The  classic  instance,  still  narrated, 
is  that  of  the  postboy  carrying  the  mails  from 
Edinburgh  on  the  20th  of  November,  1725.  Neither  he 
nor  the  mail-bags  was  ever  heard  of  again  after  leaving 
Berwick,  and  it  was  naturally  concluded  that  he  was 
lost  on  the  quicksands  in  a  sea-fog. 

Away  on  the  west  of  the  road  rise  the  Kyloe  hills, 
like  ramparts,  and  on  their  tallest  ridge  the  church 
tower  of  Kyloe,  conspicuous  for  long  distances,  and 
greatly  appreciated  by  sailors  as  a  landmark.  The 
village  is  not  perhaps  famous,  but  certainly  notable 
for  a  former  vicar,  who  apparently  aspired  to  writing  a 
personal  history  of  his  parish  as  well  as  keeping 
a  merely  formal  set  of  registers.  Scattered  through 
his  official  records  are  some  very  curious  notes,  among 
them  :  "  1696.  Buried,  Dec.  7,  Henry,  the  son  of 
Henry  Watson  of  Fenwick,  who  lived  to  the  age 
of  36  years,  and  was  so  great  a  fool  that  he  could 
never  put  on  his  own  close,  nor  never  went  a  J  mile 
off  ye  house  in  all  this  space." 

The  road  at  this  point  was  the  scene  of  Grizel 
Cochrane's  famous  exploit,  in  1685,  when  at  night-fall, 
disguised  as  a  man,  and  mounted  on  horseback, 
she  waylaid  the  mail  rider,  and,  holding  a  pistol  to 
his  head,  robbed  him  of  the  warrant  he  was  carrying 
for  the  execution  of  her  father,  Sir  John  Cochrane, 
taken  in  rebellion  against  James  the  Second.  By  this 
means  she  obtained  a  fortnight's  respite,  a  delay 
which  was  used  by  his  friends  to  secure  his  pardon. 


192 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


Grizel  Cochrane  has,  of  course,  been  ever  since  the 
heroine  of  Border  song.  A  clump  of  trees  on  a  hillock, 
surrounded  by  a  wall,  to  the  right  of  the  road,  long  bore 
the  name  of  "  Grizzy's  Clump,"  but  it  has  recently  been 
felled  and  so  much  of  the  landmark  destroyed.  The 
country  folk,  possessed  of  the  most  invincible  ignorance 


BAMBROUGH   CASTLE. 

of  the  subject,  know  the  place  only  as  "  Bambrough 
Hill,"  a  title  they  have  given  it  because  from  the 
summit  an  excellent  view  of  Bambrough  Castle  is 
gained. 

The  plantations  of  Haggertson  Castle  now  begin  to 
cover  the  land  sloping  down  toward  the  sea,  and,  after 
passing  a  deserted  building  on  the  left,  once  a  coaching 
inn,  the  park  surrounding  the  odd-looking  modern 
castellated  residence  is  reached.  Here,  by  the  entrance 
to  the  house,  the  road  goes  off  at  an  acute  angle  to  the 
left,  and,  continuing  thus  for  a  quarter  of  a  mile, 
turns  as  sharply  to  the  right.  An  old  manorial  pigeon- 
house,  still  with  a  vane  bearing  the  initials  C.L.H., 
stands  by  the  way,  and  bears  witness  to  the  ownership 


THE   SQUIRES  193 

of  the  estate  in  other  times  by  the  old  Haggerston 
family.  It  was  to  Sir  Carnaby  Haggerston  that  those 
initials  belonged,  the  late  eighteenth-century  squire 
who  destroyed  the  old  Border  tower  of  Haggerston 
Castle,  and  built  a  new  mansion  in  its  stead,  just  as  so 
many  of  his  contemporaries  did. 

Sir  Carnaby  Haggerston  does  not  appear — apart 
from  this  vandal  act  of  his — to  have  been  an  especially 
Wicked  Squire,  although  his  devastating  name  launched 
him  upon  the  world  ear-marked  for  commission  of  all 
the  crimes  practised  by  the  libertine  landowners  who 
made  so  brave  a  show  in  a  certain  class  of  literature  and 
melodrama  once  popular.  His  name  strikes  the  ear 
even  more  dramatically  than  that  of  Sir  Rupert 
Murgatroyd,  the  accursed  Baronet  of  Ruddigore  in 
Mr.  W.  S.  Gilbert's  comic  opera,  but  he  never  lived  up 
to  its  possibilities.  The  only  things  he  seems  to  have 
had  in  common  with  the  typical  squire  of  old  seem  to 
have  been  a  love  of  port  and  whist,  and  a  passion  for 
building  houses  too  large  for  his  needs  or  means. 

The  Wicked  Squire  who  unwillingly  sat  to  the 
novelists  who  used  to  write  in  the  pages  of  Reynolds'1 
Miscellany  and  journals  of  that  stamp  fifty  years  ago, 
as  the  high-born  villain  of  their  gory  romances,  may  be 
regretted,  because  without  him  the  pages  of  the  penny 
novelist  are  become  extremely  tame  ;  but  his  dis- 
appearance need  not  be  mourned  for  any  other  reasons. 

It  is  to  him  we  owe  the  many  supposedly  "  classical  " 
mansions  that,  huge  and  shapeless,  like  so  many 
factories,  reformatories,  or  workhouses,  affront  the 
green  sward,  the  beautiful  gardens,  and  the  noble  trees 
of  many  English  parks.  To  build  vast  mansions  of 
this  "  palatial "  character,  the  squires  often  pulled 
down  middle-Tudor  or  Elizabethan,  or  even  earlier 
manor-houses  of  exquisite  beauty,  vying  with  one 
another  in  the  size  and  extravagance  of  the  new 
buildings,  whose  original  cost  and  subsequent  main- 
tenance have  during  the  past  hundred  and  fifty  years 
kept  many  county  families  in  straitened  circumstances, 
and  do  so  still.  There  was  a  squire  who  pulled  down  a 


194  THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

whole  series  of  mediaeval  wayside  crosses  in  his  district, 
and  used  the  materials  as  building-stones  toward  the 
great  mansion  he  was  erecting  for  the  purpose  of 
outshining  a  neighbour.  Those  transcendent  squires, 
the  noblemen  of  old,  had  larger  opportunities  and  made 
the  worst  use  of  them.  The  Duke  of  Buckingham, 
for  example,  bought  a  property,  demolished  the 
Elizabethan  hall  that  stood  on  it,  and  built  Stowe  there 
in  its  place  ;  a  building  of  vast  range  and  classic 
elevation  with  colonnades  and  porticoes,  and  "  windows 
that  exclude  the  light  and  lead  to  nothing,"  as  some  one 
has  very  happily  remarked.  Sir  Francis  Dashwood, 
that  hero  of  the  Hell  Fire  Club,  pulled  down  West 
Wycombe  church  and  built  the  existing  building,  that 
looks  like  a  Lancashire  cotton-mill,  and  every  one  built 
houses  a  great  deal  larger  than  were  wanted  or  they 
could  afford  ;  which,  like  the  Earl  of  Leicester's  seat  at 
Holkham  were  so  little  like  homes  that  they  could 
neither  live  in  their  stately  apartments  nor  sleep  in 
their  vast  bedrooms.  Like  the  Earl  and  Countess  of 
Leicester,  who  were  compelled  for  comfort's  sake  to 
sleep  in  one  of  the  servants'  bedrooms  in  the  attics, 
they  lived  as  settlers  in  corners  of  their  cavernous 
and  uncomfortable  palaces. 

Pity  the  poor  descendant  of  the  Squires  !  He 
cannot  afford  in  these  days  to  keep  up  his  huge  house  ; 
to  pull  it  down  would  in  itself  cost  a  fortune  ;  and  its 
very  size  frightens  the  clients  of  the  house-agent  in 
whose  hands  he  has  had  it  for  letting,  these  years  past. 
All  over  England  this  is  seen,  and  the  old  Yorkshire 
tale  would  stand  true  of  any  other  county  and  of  many 
other  county  magnates  of  that  time.  The  Marquis  of 
Rockingham,  according  to  that  story,  built  a  mansion 
at  Wentworth  big  enough  for  the  Prince  of  Wales  ; 
Sir  Rowland  Winn  built  one  at  Nostel  Priory  fit  for  the 
Marquis  of  Rockingham ;  and  Mr.  Wrightson  of 
Cusworth  built  a  house  fit  for  Sir  Rowland  Winn. 
No  doubt  the  farmers  carried  on  the  tale  of  extrava- 
gance down  to  their  stratum  of  society,  and  so  ad 
infinitum. 


HAGGERSTON  195 

But  to  return  to  Haggerston  Castle,  which  now 
belongs  to  the  Leylands.  Conspicuous  for  some 
distance  is  the  tower  built  of  recent  years  to  at  one 
and  the  same  time  resemble  a  mediaeval  keep  and  to 
serve  a  practical  purpose  as  a  water-tower,  engine- 
room,  and  look-out.  The  place,  however,  is  remarkable 
for  quite  other  things  than  its  mock  castle,  for  in  the 
beautiful  park  are  kept  in  pens,  or  roaming  about 
freely,  herds  of  foreign  animals  which  make  of  it  a 
miniature  Zoological  Gardens.  It  is,  in  a  sense, 
superior  indeed  to  that  well-known  place,  for  if  the 
collections  do  not  cover  so  wide  a  range,  the  animals 
are  in  a  state  of  nature.  Emus,  Indian  cattle, 
kangaroos,  and  many  varieties  of  wild  buck  roam 
this  "  paradise,"  together  with  a  thriving  herd  of 
American  bison.  The  bison  is  almost  extinct,  even 
in  his  native  country,  but  here  he  flourishes  exceedingly 
and  perpetuates  his  kind.  A  bison  bull  is  a  startling 
object,  come  upon  unawares,  and  looks  like  the 
production  of  a  lunatic  artist  chosen  to  illustrate,  say, 
the  Jabberwock  in  Alice  in  Wonderland.  He  is  all  out 
of  drawing,  with  huge  shaggy  forelegs,  and  head  and 
shoulders  a  size  too  large  for  the  rest  of  his  body  ; 
an  eye  like  a  live  coal,  tufted  coat,  like  a  worn-out 
door-mat,  and  uncomfortable-looking  horns  :  the 
kind  of  creature  that  inhabits  Nightmare  Country, 
popularly  supposed  to  be  bred  of  indigestion  and 
lobster  mayonnaise. 


XXIX 

BEYOND  Haggerston,  and  up  along  the  rising  road 
that  leads  for  six  of  the  seven  miles  to  Berwick,  the 
journey  is  unexpectedly  commonplace.  The  road  has 
by  this  time  turned  away  from  the  sea,  and  when  it 
has  led  us  through  an  entirely  charming  tunnel-like 
avenue  of  dwarf  oaks,  ceases  to  be  interesting. 
Always  upwards,  it  passes  collieries,  the  "  Cat  "  inn, 
and  the  hamlet  of  Richardson's  Stead  or  Scremerston, 


196  THE   GREAT   NORTH  ROAD 

whence,  arrived  at  the  summit  of  Scremerston  Hill, 
the  way  down  into  Tweedmouth  and  across  the  Tweed 
into  Berwick  is  clear. 

Tweedmouth  sits  upon  the  hither  shore  of  Tweed, 
clad  in  grime  and  clinkers.  Like  a  mudlark  dabbling 
in  the  water  but  not  cleansing  himself  in  it,  Tweed- 
mouth  seems  to  acquire  no  inconsiderable  portion  of 
its  dirt  from  its  foreshore.  Engineering  works  and 
coal-shoots  are  responsible  for  the  rest.  Little  or 
nothing  of  antiquity  enlivens  its  mean  street  that  leads 
down  to  the  old  bridge  and  so  across  the  Tweed  into 
Scotland.  The  roofs  of  Berwick,  clustered  close 
together  and  scaling  one  over  the  other  as  the  town 
ascends  the  opposite  shore  of  the  river,  are  seen,  with 
the  spired  Town  Hall  dominating  all  at  the  further 
end  of  the  long,  narrow,  hump-backed  old  structure, 
and  away  to  the  left  that  fine  viaduct  of  the  North 
Eastern  Railway,  the  Royal  Border  Bridge.  But  the 
finest  view,  and  the  most  educational  in  local  topo- 
graphy, is  that  gained  by  exploring  the  southern 
shore  of  the  Tweed  for  half  a  mile  in  an  easterly 
direction.  An  unlovely  waterside  road,  it  is  true,  a 
maze  of  railway  arches  spanning  it,  and  shabby 
houses  hiding  all  but  the  merest  glimpses  of  Tweed- 
mouth  church  and  its  gilded  salmon  vane,  referring 
to  the  salmon-fishery  of  the  Tweed,  but  leading  to  a 
point  of  view  whence  the  outlook  to  the  north-west 
is  really  grand.  There,  across  the  broad  estuary  of 
the  Tweed,  lies  Berwick,  behind  its  quays  and  its 
enclosing  defences.  Across  the  river,  in  the  middle 
distance,  goes  Berwick  Bridge,  its  massive  piers  and 
arches  looking  as  though  carved  out  of  the  rock, 
rather  than  built  up  of  single  stones.  Beyond  it,  in 
majestic  array,  go  the  tall  arches  of  the  Royal  Border 
Bridge,  and,  in  the  background,  are  the  Scottish  hills. 
Tweedmouth,  its  timber  jetty,  its  docks,  and  church 
spire,  and  its  waterside  lumber  are  in  the  forefront. 
This,  then,  is  the  situation  of  Berwick,  for  centuries 
the  best-picked  bone  of  contention  between  the  rival 
countries  of  England  and  Scotland ;  the  Border 


198  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

cockpit,  geographically  in  the  northern  kingdom,  but 
wrested  from  it  by  the  masterful  English  seven  hundred 
and  fifty  years  ago,  and  taken  and  re-taken  by  or  from 
stubborn  Scots  on  a  round  dozen  of  occasions  after- 
wards. Sieges,  assaults,  stormings,  massacres  under 
every  condition  of  atrocity ;  these  are  the  merest 
commonplaces  of  Berwick's  story,  until  the  mid- 
sixteenth  century  ;  and  the  historian  who  would  write 
of  its  more  unusual  aspects  must  needs  turn  attention 
to  the  rare  and  short-lived  interludes  of  peace. 

It  was  in  1550,  during  the  short  reign  of  Edward 
the  Sixth,  that  the  existing  fortifications  enclosing  the 
town  were  begun,  whose  river-fronting  walls  are  so 
conspicuous  from  Tweedmouth.  The  old  bridge,  built 
by  James  the  First,  was  the  first  peaceful  enterprise 
between  the  two  kingdoms,  for,  although  Berwick  had 
for  over  a  century  been  recognised  as  a  neutral  or 
"  buffer  "  state,  peace  went  armed  for  fear  of  accidents, 
and  easy  communication  across  the  Tweed  was  not 
encouraged.  There  is  food  for  reflection  in  comparison 
between  that  bridge  and  the  infinitely  greater  work  of 
the  railway  viaduct.  The  first,  1,164  feet  in  length, 
with  only  17  feet  breadth  between  the  parapets, 
bridging  the  river  with  fifteen  arches,  cost  £17,000, 
and  took  twenty-four  years  to  build  ;  the  railway 
bridge  of  twenty-eight  giant  arches,  each  of  61  i  feet 
span,  and  straddling  the  Tweed  at  a  height  of  129  feet, 
was  built  in  three  years,  at  a  cost  of  £120,000.  The 
"  Royal  Border  Bridge,"  as  it  was  christened  at  its 
opening  by  the  Queen,  has  precisely  the  appearance 
of  a  Roman  aqueduct  and  belongs  to  the  Stone  and 
Brick  Age  of  railways.  Were  it  to  do  over  again, 
there  can  be  no  doubt  that,  instead  of  a  long  array  of 
graceful  arches,  half  a  dozen  lengths  of  steel  lattice 
girders  would  span  the  tide.  It  was  at  a  huge  cost 
that  England  and  Scotland  were  thus  joined  by  rail ; 
bridge  and  approaches  swallowing  up  the  sum  of 
£253,000.  The  first  passenger  train  crossed  over, 
October  15,  1848,  but  the  works  were  not  finally 
completed  until  1850.  In  the  August  of  that  year  the 


BERWICK  199 

Queen  formally  opened  it,  nearly  two  years  after  it  was 
actually  opened ;  a  fine  object-lesson  for  satirists. 
How  we  laugh  at  ceremonials  less  absurd  than  this 
when  they  take  place  in  China  and  Japan. 

Berwick  town  is  seen,  on  entering  its  streets,  to 
be  unexpectedly  modern  and  matter-of-fact.  The 
classically  steepled  building  that  bulks  commandingly 
in  the  main  thoroughfare  and  looks  like  a  church  is  the 
Town  Hall,  and  displays  the  arms  of  Berwick  pro- 
minently, the  municipal  escutcheon  supported  on  either 
side  by  a  sculptured  bear  sitting  on  his  rump  and 
surrounded  by  trees.  It  is  thus  that  one  of  the 
disputed  derivations  of  Berwick's  name  is  alluded  to. 
At  few  towns  has  the  origin  of  a  place-name  been  so 
contested  as  at  Berwick  ;  and,  for  all  the  pother  about 
it,  the  question  is  still,  and  must  remain,  unanswered. 
It  might  as  reasonably  have  come  from  aberwic,  the 
mouth  of  a  river,  as  from  bergwic,  the  hillside  village, 
and  much  more  reasonably  than  from  the  fanciful 
"bar"  prefix  alluding  to  the  bareness  of  the  country  ; 
while  of  course  the  legend  that  gives  the  lie  to  that  last 
variant,  and  seeks  an  origin  in  imaginary  bears 
populating  mythical  woods,  is  merely  infantile. 

The  church-like  Town  Hall,  which  is  also  a  market- 
house  and  the  town  gaol,  does  indeed  perform  one  of 
the  functions  of  a  church,  for  the  ugly  Puritan  parish 
church  of  the  town  has  no  tower,  and  so  the  steeple  of 
the  Town  Hall  rings  for  it. 

In  the  broad  High  Street  running  northward  from 
this  commanding  building  are  all  the  prominent  inns 
of  the  town,  to  and  from  which  the  coaches  came 
and  went  until  the  opening  of  the  Edinburgh  and 
Berwick  Railway  in  1846.  Some  of  the  short  stages 
appear  to  have  been  misery-boxes,  according  to  Dean 
Ramsay,  who  used  to  tell  an  amusing  anecdote  of 
one  of  them.  On  one  occasion  a  fellow-traveller  at 
Berwick  complained  of  the  rivulets  of  rain-water 
falling  down  his  neck  from  the  cracked  roof.  He 
drew  the  coachman's  attention  to  it  on  the  first 
opportunity,  but  all  the  answer  he  got  was  the  matter- 


200  THE   GREAT   NORTH  ROAD 

of-fact  remark,  "  Ay,  mony  a  ane  has  complained 
o'  that  hole." 

The  mail-coaches  leaving  Berwick  on  their  journey 
north  were  allowed  to  take  an  extra — a  fourth — outside 
passenger.  Mail-coaches  running  in  England  were, 
until  1834,  strictly  limited  to  four  inside  and  three 
outside.  Of  these  last,  one  sat  on  the  box,  beside  the 
coachman,  while  the  other  two  were  seated  immediately 
behind,  on  the  fore  part  of  the  roof,  with  their  backs 
to  the  guard.  This  was  a  rule  originally  very  strictly 
enforced,  and  had  its  origin  in  the  fear  that,  if  more 
were  allowed,  it  would  be  an  easy  matter  for 
desperadoes  to  occupy  the  seats  as  passengers  and  to 
suddenly  overpower  both  coachman  and  guard.  The 
guard  in  his  solitary  perch  at  the  back,  with  his  sword- 
case  and  blunderbuss  ready  to  hand,  could  have  shot 
or  slashed  at  those  in  front,  on  his  observing  any 
suspicious  movement,  and  it  is  somewhat  surprising 
that  no  nervous  guard  ever  did  wound  some  innocent 
passenger  who  may  have  turned  round  to  ask  him  a 
question.  The  concession  of  an  extra  seat  on  the 
outside  of  coaches  entering  Scotland  was  granted  to 
the  mail-contractors  in  view  of  the  more  widely 
scattered  population  of  Scotland,  and  of  the  com- 
parative scarcity  of  chance  passengers  on  the  way. 

But  there  is  very  great  uncertainty  as  to  the  number 
of  passengers  allowed  on  the  mails  in  later  years. 
Moses  Nobbs,  one  of  the  last  of  the  old  mail-guards, 
states  that  no  fewer  than  eight  passengers  were 
allowed  outside  at  the  end  of  the  coaching  age. 
Doubtless  this  was  owing  both  to  the  complaints  of 
the  contractors  that  with  the  smaller  complement  they 
could  not  make  the  business  pay,  and  to  the  growing 
security  of  the  roads. 

Royal  proclamations  used,  until  recent  times,  to 
specifically  mention  "  our  town  of  Berwick-upon- 
Tweed  "  when  promulgating  decrees,  for  as  by  treaty 
an  independent  State,  neither  in  England  nor  Scotland, 
laws  and  ordinances  affecting  Great  Britain  and 
Ireland  could  not  legally  be  said  to  have  been  extended 


THE   RAMPARTS  201 

to  Berwick  without  the  especial  mention  of  "  our 
town."  A  state  whose  boundaries  north  and  south 
were  Lamberton  Toll  and  the  Tweed,  a  distance  of 
not  more  than  four  miles,  with  a  corresponding  extent 
from  east  to  west,  it  was  thus  on  a  par  with  many  a 
petty  German  principality.  Nearly  three-quarters  of 
the  land  comprised  within  "  Berwick  Bounds  "  is  the 
property  of  the  Corporation,  having  been  granted  by 
James  the  First  when,  overjoyed  at  his  good  fortune 
in  succeeding  to  the  English  crown  and  thus  uniting 
those  of  the  two  countries,  he  entered  upon  his  heritage. 
Lucky  Berwick  !  Its  freehold  property  brings  in  a 
revenue  of  £18,000  a  year,  in  relief  of  rates. 

If  the  streets  of  Berwick  are  disappointing  in  so 
historic  a  place,  then  let  the  pilgrim  make  the  circuit 
of  the  town  on  the  ramparts.  These,  at  least,  tell  of 
martial  times,  as  also  do  the  fragmentary  towers  of  the 
old  castle,  the  few  poor  relics  left  of  that  stronghold 
by  the  modern  railway  station  overhanging  a  deep  cleft. 
Then,  away  in  advance  of  the  ramparts,  still  thrusting 
its  tubby,  telescopic,  three-storied  form  forward,  is  the 
old  Bell  Tower,  where,  in  this  advanced  post,  the 
vigilant  garrison  kept  eyes  upon  the  north,  whence 
sudden  Scottish  raids  might  be  developed  at  any  time. 

Grass  covers  the  ramparts  and  sprouts  in  tufts  upon 
the  gun-platforms  contrived  in  early  Victorian  days 
upon  them,  and  almost  every  variety  of  obsolete  cannon, 
short  of  the  demi-culverins  with  which  Drake  searched 
the  Spanish  Main,  go  to  make  up  what — Heaven 
help  them  and  us  ! — War  Office  officials  call  batteries. 
Guns  bristle  thickly  upon  the  waterside  batteries 
overlooking  the  harbour,  but  not  one  of  them  is 
modern.  All  are  muzzle-loading  pieces,  fit  for  an 
artillerist's  museum,  and  their  carriages — where  they 
are  mounted  at  all — are  in  bewildering  variety, 
principally,  however,  of  rotting  wood.  The  most 
recent  piece,  an  Armstrong  gun  not  less  than  fifty 
years  old,  lies  derelict  in  the  long  grass,  and  children 
amuse  themselves  by  filling  its  hungry-looking  maw 
with  clods.  Pot-bellied  like  all  the_old  Armstrongs, 


202  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

it  has  a  look  as  though  it  had  grown  fat  and  lazy  with 
that  diet  and  lain  down  in  the  long  grass  to  sleep. 
Perhaps  to  guard  its  slumbers,  a  War  Office  notice 
beside  the  prostrate  gun  vainly  forbids  trespassing  ! 

Down  in  a  ditch  of  the  fortifications  a  soldier  in  his 
shirt  sleeves,  his  braces  dangling  about  his  legs,  is 
tending  early  peas  with  all  the  tenderness  of  a  mother 
for  an  invalid  child  ;  for,  look  you,  early  peas  in  these 
latitudes  have  a  hard  fight  for  it ;  and  the  fight  of  those 
vegetables  for  existence  against  the  nipping  blasts  that 
sweep  from  off  the  North  Sea  is  the  only  sign  of  warfare 
the  place  has  to  show.  Taken  as  a  whole,  and  looked  at 
whichever  way  you  will,  the  "  defences  "  of  Berwick- 
upon-Tweed  show  a  trustfulness  in  Providence  and  in 
the  astounding  luck  of  the  British  Empire  which  argues 
much  for  the  piety  or  the  folly  of  our  rulers.  And  so, 
with  the  varied  reflections  these  things  call  forth,  let  us 
away  up  the  High  Street,  and,  passing  under  the 
archway  of  the  Scotch  Gate,  spanning  its  northern 
extremity,  leave  Berwick  on  the  way  to  Scotland. 


XXX 

"  SEEING  Scotland,  Madam,"  said  Dr.  Johnson,  in 
answer  to  Mrs.  Thrale's  expressed  wish  to  visit  that 
country,  "  is  only  seeing  a  worse  England.  It  is 
seeing  the  flower  gradually  fade  away  to  the  naked 
stalk."  This  bitter  saying  of  the  Doctor's  comes 
vividly  to  mind  when  leaving  Berwick  on  the  way  to 
Edinburgh.  Passing  the  outskirts  of  the  town  at  a 
point  marked  on  the  Ordnance  map  with  the 
unexplained  name  of  "  Conundrum,"  the  country 
grows  bare  and  treeless  on  approaching  the  sea,  and 
at  Lamberton  Toll,  three  miles  north,  where  "  Berwick 
Bounds  "  are  reached  and  Scotland  entered,  the  scene 
is  desolate  in  the  extreme.  The  cottage  to  the  left  of 
the  road  at  this  point,  formerly  the  toll-house  of  the 
turnpike-gate  that  stood  here,  is  a  famous  place, 


SCOTS   LAW 


203 


rivalling  Gretna  Green  for  the  runaway  matches, 
legalised  at  the  gate  until  1856,  when  changes  in  the 
law  rendered  a  part  of  the  once-familiar  notice  in  the 
window  out-of-date.  It  ran,  "  Ginger-beer  sold  here, 
and  marriages  performed  on  the  most  reasonable 
terms  "  ;  an  announcement  which  for  combination  of 
the  trivial  and  the  tremendous  it  would  be  difficult 
to  beat. 

Geographically  in  Scotland  when  across  the  Tweed, 
we  are  not  politically  in  that  country  until  past  this 


LAMBERTOX   TOLL. 

cottage.     Then  indeed  we  are,   in  many  ways,   in  a 
foreign  country. 

Scots  law  is  a  fearful  and  wonderful  variant  from 
English.  Even  its  terminology  is  strange  to  the  English 
ear,  which  finds — hey,  presto  ! — on  passing  Berwick 
Bounds,  a  barrister  changed  into  an  "  advocate," 
a  solicitor  converted  into  a  "  Writer  to  the  Signet," 
and  a  prosecutor  masquerading  under  the  thrilling  and 
descriptive  alias  of  "  pursuer."  It  was  the  laxity  of 
Scots  law  that  made,  not  only  Gretna  Green,  but  any 
other  place  over  the  Border  from  England,  a  resort 
of  those  about  to  marry  and  impatient  of  constraints, 
legal  or  family,  at  any  period  between  1753  and  1856. 
Gretna  Green  and  its  neighbour,  Springfield,  in  especial, 
and  in  no  small  degree  Lamberton  Toll,  were  the  scenes 
of  much  hasty  marrying  during  that  space  of  time. 
Marrying,  bien  entendu,  and  not  giving  in  marriage,  for 


204 

these  were  runaway  matches,  and  those  whose  position 
it  was  to  give,  and  who  withheld  their  consent, 
generally  came  posting  up  to  the  toll-gate  in  pursuit 
just  in  time  to  hear  the  last  words  of  the  simple  but 
effective  ritual  of  the  toll-keeper  who  had  witnessed  the 
declaration  of  the  truants  that,  "  This  is  my  wife,"  and 
"  This  is  my  husband,"  a  simple  form  of  words  which, 
uttered  in  the  presence  of  a  witness,  was  all  that  the 
beneficent  legal  system  of  Scotland  required  as  marriage 
ceremony.  This  form  completed,  and  for  satisfaction's 
sake  a  rough  register  subscribed,  the  indignant  parent, 
who  possibly  had  been  battering  on  the  outside  of  the 
door,  was  admitted  and  introduced  to  his  son-in-law. 

It  was  a  century  of  licence  (not  marriage  licence),  that 
prevailed  on  the  Border  from  the  passing  of  Lord 
Hardwicke's  Clandestine  Marriage  Act  in  1753  until 
that  of  Lord  Brougham  in  1856,  which  put  a  stop  to 
this  "  over  the  Border "  marrying  by  rendering 
unions  illegal  on  the  part  of  those  not  domiciled  in 
Scotland,  which  had  not  been  preceded  by  a  residence 
in  that  kingdom  of  not  less  than  twenty-one  days  by 
one  or  other  of  the  contracting  parties. 

There  was  no  special  virtue  in  the  first  place  across 
the  Border-line  at  any  point,  nor  did  it  matter  who 
"  officiated,"  the  person  who  "  performed  the  cere- 
mony "  being  only  a  witness  and  in  no  sense  a 
clergyman  ;  but  it  was  obviously,  with  these  legal 
facilities,  the  prime  object  of  runaway  couples  pressed 
for  time,  and  with  hurrying  parents  and  guardians 
after  them,  to  seize  their  opportunity  at  the  first  place, 
and  at  the  hands  of  the  first  person  in  that  liberal 
minded  land.  Not  that  the  Kirk  looked  benevolently 
upon  this.  It  fined  them,  for  discipline's  sake,  and  the 
happy  couples  cheerfully  paid,  for  by  doing  so  they 
acquired  the  last  touch  of  validity,  which,  on  the  face 
of  it,  could  not  be  called  into  dispute. 

One  of  this  long  line  of  Hymen's  secular  priesthood 
at  Lamberton  Toll  had,  early  in  the  nineteenth  century, 
an  unhappy  time  of  it,  owing  to  an  error  of  judgment 
and  an  ignorance  of  the  law  scarcely  credible.  Joseph 


HALIDON  HILL  207 

Atkinson,  the  toll-keeper,  was  away  one  day  at 
Berwick  when  a  runaway  pair  arrived  at  the  gate. 
His  wife,  or  another,  sent  them  after  him,  and  in 
Berwick  the  ceremony,  such  as  it  was,  was  performed. 
Now  Berwick  is  a  county  of  itself,  and  the  inhabitants 
boast,  or  used  to,  that  their  town  belongs  to  neither 
England  nor  Scotland.  It  is  hinted  (by  those  who  do 
not  belong  to  Berwick)  that  it  belongs  instead  to  the 
devil,  which  possibly  is  a  reminiscence  of  the  townsfolk's 
smuggling  days,  on  the  part  of  those  who  duly  render 
unto  Caesar.  This  by  the  •  way.  Unhappily  for 
Mr.  Joseph  Atkinson,  Berwick  owes  allegiance  to 
English  law,  as  he  found  when  his  ceremony  was 
declared  null  and  void,  and  he  was  duly  sentenced  to 
seven  years  transportation  for  having  contravened  the 
Marriage  Act  of  1753. 

Halidon  Hill,  where  the  English  avenged  Bannock- 
burn  upon  the  Scots  in  1333,  is  on  the  crest  of  the 
upland  to  the  west  of  Lamberton  Toll.  Now  the  road 
runs  upon  the  edge  of  the  black  cliffs  that  plunge  down 
into  the  North  Sea,  commanding  bold  views  of  a  stern 
and  iron-bound  coast.  Horses,  coachmen,  guards,  and 
passengers  alike  quailed  before  the  storms  that  swept 
these  exposed  miles,  and  even  the  highwaymen  sought 
other  and  more  sheltered  spots.  Macready,  on  tour 
in  the  north,  was  snowed  up  here,  in  the  severe  winter 
of  1813-14.  Coming  south  through  the  deep  and  still 
falling  snow,  he  travelled  in  a  cutting  made  in  the  drifts 
for  miles  between  Ross  Inn  and  Berwick-on-Tweed. 
"  We  did  not  reach  Newcastle,"  he  says,  "  until  nearly 
two  hours  after  midnight :  and  fortunate  was  it  for  the 
theatre  and  ourselves  that  we  had  not  delayed  our 
journey,  for  the  next  day  the  mails  were  stopped  ;  nor 
for  more  than  six  weeks  was  there  any  conveyance  by 
carriage  between  Edinburgh  and  Newcastle.  After 
some  weeks,  a  passage  was  cut  through  the  snow  for 
the  guards  to  carry  the  mails  on  horseback,  but  for  a 
length  of  time  the  communications  every  way  were  very 
irregular." 

Where  the  little  Flemington  Inn  stands  solitary  at 


208  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

a  fork  of  the  road,  close  by  a  tremendous  gap  in  the 
cliffs,  is  placed  Burnmouth  station,  on  the  main 
line,  wedged  in  a  scanty  foothold,  hundreds  of  feet 
above  the  sea.  Day  or  night  it  is  a  picturesque  place, 
but  more  especially  in  the  afterglow  of  sunset,  when  the 
inky  blackness  of  the  rift  in  the  cliffs  can  still  be  set  off 
against  the  gleam  of  the  sea,  caught  in  a  notch  of  the 
rocks,  and  when  the  lighted  signal-lamps  of  the  little 
junction  glow  redly  against  the  sky  on  their  tall  masts, 
like  demon  eyes.  A  fishlike,  if  not  an  ancient,  smell 
lingers  here,  for  Burnmouth  station  is  constantly  in 
receipt  of  the  catches  made  down  below  by  the  hardy 
fishers  of  the  three  hamlets  of  Burnmouth,  Partinghal, 
and  Ross,  queer  fishing  villages  of  white- washed  stone 
cottages  that  line  the  rocky  shore  unsuspected  by 
ninety-nine  among  every  hundred  travellers  along  the 
road  above.  Herrings  caught  in  the  North  Sea  are 
cured  here,  packed  in  barrels,  and  sent  by  rail  to 
distant  markets. 

Ayton,  two  miles  onward,  away  from  the  sea,  is 
entered  in  perplexing  fashion,  downhill  and  by  a  sharp 
turn  to  the  right  over  a  bridge  spanning  the  Eye  Water, 
instead  of  continuing  straight  ahead  along  a  road  that 
makes  spacious  pretence  of  being  the  proper  way. 
Ayton  itself,  beyond  being  a  large  village,  with  a  modern 
castellated  residence  in  the  Scottish  baronial  style  and 
vivid  red  sandstone  at  its  entrance,  is  not  remarkable. 

Leaving  Ayton,  the  road  enters  a  secluded  valley 
whose  solitudes  of  woodland,  water,  and  meadows 
are  not  imperilled,  but  only  intensified,  by  the  railway, 
which  goes  unobtrusively  within  hail  of  this  old 
coaching  highway.  On  the  right  rise  the  gently 
swelling  sides  of  a  range  of  hills  sloping  upwards 
from  the  very  margin  of  the  road  and  covered  with 
woods  of  dwarf  oak,  through  whose  branches  the 
sunlight  filters  and  lies  on  the  ferns  below  in  twinkling 
patches  of  gold.  Here  stood  the  old  Houndwood  Inn, 
and  the  building  yet  remains,  converted — good  wrord  in 
such  a  connection — into  a  manse  for  the  Free  Church 
near  by,  itself  a  building  calculated  to  make  angels 


GRANT'S    HOUSE  209 

weep  ;  if  angels  have  appreciations  in  architecture. 
Another,  and  a  humbler,  building  carries  on  the 
licensed  victualling  trade,  and  calls  itself,  prettily 
enough,  the  "  Greenwood  Inn."  It  is,  in  fact,  a  stretch 
of  country  that  makes  for  inspiration  in  the  rustic  sort. 
If  there  were  a  sign  of  the  "  Robin  Hood  "  here  we 
should  acclaim  it  romantic  and  appropriate,  even 
though  tradition  tells  not  of  that  mythical  outlaw  in 
these  marches.  If  not  Robin,  then  some  other 
chivalric  outlaw  surely  should  have  pervaded  the  glades 
of  Hound  wood,  open  as  they  are,  with  never  a  fence, 
a  hedge,  or  a  ditch  to  the  road,  just  as  though  these 
were  still  the  fine  free  days  of  old,  before  barbed-wire 
fences  were  dreamed  of,  or  notices  to  trespassers  set  up, 
threatening  vague  penalties  to  be  enforced  "  with  all 
the  rigour  of  the  law,"  as  the  phrase  generally  runs. 

It  is  a  valley  of  whose  delights  one  must  needs 
chatter,  although  with  but  dim  hopes  of  communicating 
much  of  its  charm.  Through  it  that  little  stream 
called  by  the  medicinally  sounding  name,  the  Eye 
Water,  wanders  with  a  feminine  hesitancy  and 
inconstancy  of  purpose.  It  flows  all  ways  by  turns 
and  never  long  in  any  direction,  and  with  so  many 
amazing  loops  and  doublings,  that  it  might  well 
defy  the  precision  of  the  Ordnance  chartographers 
themselves.  We  bid  farewell  to  this  fickle  stream  at 
Grant's  House,  and  scrape  acquaintance  with  another, 
the  Pease  Burn,  flowing  in  another  direction.  For 
Grant's  House  stands  on  the  watershed  which  orders  the 
going  of  several  watercourses.  It  is  also  the  summit 
level  of  this  railway  route  to  the  North.  Here,  quite 
close  to  the  road,  is  Grant's  House  station,  and  here, 
bordering  the  road  itself,  are  the  houses  that  form 
Grant's  House  itself.  This  sounds  like  speaking  in 
paradox,  but  the  place  is  a  village,  or  rather  a  scattered 
collection  of  pretty  cottages  that  have  gathered  around 
the  one  inn  which  was  the  home  of  the  original  Grant. 
The  place-name  seems  to  hint  of  other  and  less- 
travelled  times,  when  these  Borders  were  sparsely 
settled  and  wayfarers  few  ;  when  but  one  house  served 


210  THE   GREAT  NORTH   ROAD 

to  take  the  edge  off  the  solitude,  and  that  an  inn  kept  by 
one  Grant.  The  imagination,  thus  uninstructed, 
weaves  cocoons  of  speculation  around  these  premises 
and  conceives  him  to  have  been  a  host  of  abounding 
personality,  thus  to  hand  his  name  down  to  posterity, 
preserved  in  a  place-name,  like  a  fly  in  amber.  But  all 
speculations  that  start  upon  this  innkeeping  basis 
would  be  incorrect,  for  this  sponsorial  Grant  was  the 
contractor  who  made  the  road  from  Berwick  to 
Edinburgh,  building  a  cottage  for  himself  in  this  then 
lonely  spot,  which  only  in  later  years  became  the 
Grant's  House  inn. 

More  streams  and  woods  beyond  this  point,  and  then 
comes  the  long  and  toilsome  rise  up  to  Cockburns- 
path,  past  Pease  Burn,  where  the  road  takes  a  double 
S  curve  on  the  hillside,  and  other  tall  hills,  to  right 
and  left  and  ahead,  largely  covered  with  firs  and 
larches,  seem  to  look  on  with  a  gloomy  anticipation 
of  some  one,  less  cautious  than  his  fellows,  breaking 
his  neck.  Where  there  are  no  hillside  woods  there 
are  grass  meadows  in  which,  if  it  be  June  or  July, 
the  haymakers  can  be  seen  from  the  road,  haymaking, 
with  attendant  horses  and  carts,  at  a  perilous  angle. 
The  Pease  Burn,  flowing  deep  down  in  its  Dene,  is 
spanned  at  a  height  of  127  feet,  half  a  mile  down 
stream,  by  a  four-arched  bridge,  built  in  1786. 


XXXI 

SET  in  midst  of  these  steep  and  twisting  roads  and 
above  these  watery  ravines  is  Cockburnspath  Tower, 
a  ruined  Border  castle  of  rust-red  stone  that  frowns 
down  upon  the  road  on  the  edge  of  a  tremendous 
gully.  It  was  never  more  than  a  peel-tower,  but 
strongly  placed  and  solidly  built,  a  fitting  refuge  for 
those  who  took  part  in  the  ups  and  downs  of  Border 
forays.  In  the  days  when  Co 'path  Tower  (local 
pronunciation)  was  built,  every  one's  house  was  more  or 


THE   REIVERS  211 

less  a  defensible  building.  "  An  Englishman's  house 
is  his  castle  "  is  a  figurative  expression  commonly  used 
to  prefigure  the  inviolate  character  of  the  law-abiding 
citizen's  domicile,  but  it  might  have  been  said  literally 
of  dwellers  in  these  debateable  lands.  The  more 
property  he  possessed,  the  stronger  was  the  Border 
farmer's  tower.  When  the  moss-troopers  and  mediaeval 
scoundrels  of  every  description  were  on  the  warpath, 
or  merely  out  on  a  cattle-lifting  expedition,  these 
embattled  agriculturists  shut  themselves  up  in  their 
safe  retreats.  The  lower  floor,  on  a  level  with  the 
ground,  received  the  live  stock  ;  the  floor  above,  the 
servants  ;  and  to  the  topmost  story,  as  the  safest 
situation,  the  family  retired.  The  gate  below  was  of 
iron,  for  your  Border  reiver  was  no  squeamish  sort,  and 
would  burn  these  domestic  garrisons  alive  without 
hesitation.  Therefore  in  the  most  approved  type  of 
fortress  there  was  nothing  inflammable.  Sympathy, 
however,  would  be  wasted  on  those  old-time  cultivators, 
for  they  all  took  a  turn  at  armed  cattle-lifting  as 
occasion  offered,  and  found  the  readiest  way  of  stocking 
their  farms  with  every  requisite  to  be  that  of  stealing 
what  they  required. 

For  why  ?     Because  the  good  old  rule 

Sufflceth  them  :  the  simple  plan 
That  they  should  take  who  have  the  power, 

And  they  should  keep  who  can. 

Short  and  sudden  forays  were  characteristic  of  this  kind 
of  life.  The  Border  cattle-lifter  came  and  went  in  the 
twinkling  of  an  eye,  and  drove  the  captured  flocks  and 
herds  away  with  him  at  a  rate  no  merely  honest  drover 
ever  marshalled  his  sheep  and  heifers  to  market. 
There  must  have  been  many  highly  desirable,  but 
inanimate  and  not  easily  portable,  things  which  the 
raiders  were  obliged  to  leave  behind,  as  one  of  this 
kidney  regretted  in  casting  a  last  glance  at  a  hayrick  he 
had  no  means  of  lifting.  "  Had  ye  but  four  feet,  ye 
suld  no  stand  lang  there,"  said  he,  as  he  turned  to  go. 
The  mouldering  old  tower  here  at  Cockburnspath 
belonged  to  the  Earls  of  Home.  Beautifully  situated 


212  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

for  preying  upon  occasional  travellers,  the  glen  and 
the  foaming  torrent  below  have  no  doubt  received  the 
bodies  of  many  a  one  who  in  the  old  days  was  rash 
enough  to  pass  within  sight  of  the  old  tower.  The 
comparatively  modern  bridge  that  takes  a  flying  leap 
across  the  ravine  is  the  successor  of  an  ancient  one  of 
narrower  span  that  still,  covered  with  moss  and  ferns, 
arches  over  the  water,  deep  down  in  the  hollow,  and  is 
popularly  supposed  to  be  the  oldest  bridge  in  Scotland. 
A  dense  tangle  of  red-berried  rowan-trees,  firs,  and  oaks 
overhangs  the  gorge.  Altogether  a  place  that  calls 
insistently  to  be  sketched  and  painted,  but  a  place, 
from  the  military  point  of  view,  to  be  wary  of ;  being 
a  position,  as  Cromwell  in  one  of  his  despatches  says, 
"  where  one  man  to  hinder  is  better  than  twelve  to 
make  way."  It  was  at  the  "  strait  pass  at  Coppers- 
path,"  as  he  calls  it,  that  the  great  general,  writing 
after  the  battle  of  Dunbar,  found  plenty  to  hinder. 

If  ever  general  profited  more  by  the  mistakes  of  the 
enemy  than  by  his  own  tactical  ability,  it  was  Cromwell 
at  this  juncture.  The  Scots  under  Leslie  had  cooped 
him  up  at  Dunbar,  and,  surrounded  by  the  enemy, 
who  occupied  the  heights  and  closed  every  defile  that 
led  to  a  possible  line  of  retreat,  he  must,  diseased  and 
famishing  as  were  his  forces,  have  capitulated,  for  the 
sea  was  at  his  back,  and  no  help  possible  from  that 
direction.  It  was  then  that  Leslie  made  his  disastrous 
move  from  the  hills,  and  came  down  upon  the  English 
in  the  levels  of  Broxburn,  to  the  south  of  Dunbar  town, 
where  Cromwell  had  his  headquarters  ;  and  it  was  then 
that  Cromwell,  seizing  the  moment  when  the  enemy, 
coming  down  in  a  dense  mass  upon  a  circumscribed 
space  by  Broxburn  Glen,  retrieved  the  situation,  and, 
directing  a  cavalry  movement  upon  Leslie's  forces, 
had  the  supreme  relief  of  seeing  them  broken  up  and 
stamped  into  the  earth  by  the  furious  charge  of  his 
horsemen.  The  fragments  of  the  Scottish  army,  routed 
with  a  slaughter  of  three  thousand,  and  ten  thousand 
prisoners,  fled,  and  Cromwell's  contemplated  retreat 
to  Berwick  was  no  longer  a  necessity.  Indeed,  the 


214  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

whole  of  the  Lowlands  of  Scotland  now  lay  open  before 
him,  and  he  entered  Edinburgh  with  little  opposition. 

It  is  a  distance  of  nine  miles  between  the  village  of 
Cockburnspath  and  Dunbar,  the  road  going  parallel 
with  the  sea  all  the  way.  First  it  goes  dizzily  over  the 
profound  rift  of  Dunglass  Dene,  spanned  at  a  height 
of  a  hundred  and  twenty-five  feet  above  the  rocky  bed 
of  a  mountain  stream  by  the  bold  arch  of  the  railway 
viaduct  and  by  the  road  bridge  itself.  It  is  a  scene  of 
rare  beauty,  and  the  walk  by  the  zigzagging  path 
among  the  thickets  and  the  trees,  down  to  where  the 
sea  comes  pounding  furiously  into  a  little  cove,  a 
quarter  of  a  mile  below,  wholly  charming.  Away  out 
to  sea  is  the  lowering  bulk  of  the  Bass  Rock,  a  constant 
companion  in  the  view  approaching  Dunbar. 

The  direct  road  for  Edinburgh  avoids  Dunbar 
altogether,  forking  to  the  left  at  Broxburn  where 
the  battlefield  lay,  where  the  burn  still  flows  across 
the  road  as  it  did  on  the  day  of  "  Dunbar  Drove,"  as 
Carlyle  calls  that  dreadful  rout.  Here  "the  great 
road  then  as  now  crosses  the  Burn  of  Brock.  .  .  . 
Yes,  my  travelling  friends,  vehiculating  in  gigs  or 
otherwise  over  that  piece  of  London  road,  you  may 
say  to  yourselves,  Here,  without  monument,  is  the 
grave  of  a  valiant  thing  which  was  done  under  the 
Sun  ;  the  footprint  of  a  Hero,  not  yet  quite  undis- 
tinguishable,  is  here  !  " 

Ahead,  with  its  great  red  church  on  a  hillock,  still 
somewhat  apart  of  the  south  end  of  the  town,  is  Dunbar, 
the  first  characteristically  Scottish  place  to  which  we 
come.  It  is  not  possible  to  compete  with  Carlyle's 
masterly  word-picture  of  it,  which  presents  the  place 
before  you  with  so  marvellous  a  fidelity  to  its  spirit  and 
appearance  : — "  The  small  town  of  Dunbar  stands  high 
and  windy,  looking  down  over  its  herring-boats,  over 
its  grim  old  castle,  now  much  honeycombed,  on  one  of 
those  projecting  rock-promontories  with  which  that 
shore  of  the  Firth  of  Forth  is  niched  and  vandyked  as 
far  as  the  eye  can  reach.  A  beautiful  sea  ;  good  land 
too,  now  that  the  plougher  understands  his  trade  ; 


DUNBAR 


215 


a  grim  niched  barrier  of  whinstone  sheltering  it  from  the 
chafings  and  tumblings  of  the  big  blue  German  Ocean." 
There  you  have  Dunbar. 

Let  us  add  some  few  details  to  the  master's  fine 
broad  handling  ;    such  as  the  fact  that  its  streets  are 


THE   TOLBOOTH,   DUNBAR. 


wondrously  cobble-stoned,  that  those  whinsfeoneTrocks 
are  red  and  give  a  dull,  blood-like  coloration  to  the 
scene,  and  that  the  curious  old  whitewashed  Tolbooth 
in  the  High  Street  is  the  fullest  exemplar  of  the 
Scottish  architectural  style.  Windy  it  is,  as  Carlyle 


216  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

says,  and  with  a  rawness  in  its  air  that  calls  forth 
shivers  from  the  Southron  even  in  midsummer. 
Here  the  stranger  new  to  Scotland  is  apt  to  see  for  the 
first  time  the  sturdy  fishwives  and  lasses  who,  still  often 
with  bare  feet,  go  along  the  streets  carrying  prodigiously 
weighty  baskets  of  fish  on  their  backs,  sometimes 
secured  by  a  leather  strap  that  goes  from  the  basket 
around  the  head  and  forehead  ! 

One  leaves  Dunbar  by  wriggly  and  exiguous  streets, 
coming  through  the  fisher  villages  of  Belhaven  and 
West  Barns  to  where  the  main  avoiding  route  rejoins  at 
Beltonford.  The  Scottish  Tyne  winds  through  the 
flat  meadows  on  the  right — at  such  fortunate  times, 
that  is  to  say,  as  when  it  does  not  pretend  to  be  an 
inland  sea  and  take  the  meadows,  the  road,  and  the 
railway  for  its  province.  The  road,  too,  is  flat,  and  the 
railway,  which  hugs  it  closely,  the  same.  A  good  road, 
too,  and  beautiful.  Midway  of  it,  towards  East  Linton, 
are  the  farmsteads  and  ricks  of  Phantassie,  at  which 
spot  Rennie,  the  engineer  who  built  London  Bridge,  and 
heaven  and  Dr.  Smiles  alone  know  how  many  harbours, 
was  born  in  1761.  "  Phantassie  "  is  a  name  that  sorely 
piques  one's  curiosity,  so  odd  is  it ;  but  the  group  of 
farm-buildings  is  commonplace  enough,  if  more  than 
commonly  substantial.  No  fantasy  in  their  design, 
at  any  rate. 

At  East  Linton  we  cross  the  Tyne  which,  crawling 
through  the  meadows,  plunges  here  in  cascades  under 
the  road  bridge,  amid  confused  rocks.  The  railway 
crosses  it  too,  close  by,  and  spans  the  road  beyond  ; 
and  the  village  huddles  together  at  an  angle  of  the  way. 
A  long  ascent  out  of  it  commands  wide  views  of 
agricultural  Haddingtonshire,  and  of  that  surprising 
mountainous  hill,  Traprain  Law,  rising  out  of  the  plain 
to  a  height  of  over  seven  hundred  feet. 

Not  merely  a  surprising  hill,  but  one  with  an 
astonishing  story.  It  had  always  been  thought  that 
treasure  was  buried  there,  among  the  traces  of  ancient 
buildings  ;  and  accordingly,  with  the  the  permission  of 
Right  Honourable  A.  J.  Balfour,  on  whose  land  the 


TRAPRAIN  LAW  217 

hill  is  situated,  excavations  were  begun  in  1919. 
It  was  found  that  the  hill-to,)  had  been  inhabited 
intermittently  over  remote  periods,  and  diggings  were 
made  into  successive  strata  of  hearths  and  floorings. 
At  first  the  "  finds  "  were  of  minor  articles  :  bronze 
ornaments,  glass  and  pottery,  fragments  of  iron,  mostly 
of  Celtic  origin,  but  some  Roman.  The  great  discovery 
was  made  on  May  12th,  1919,  when  a  workman,  driving 
a  pick  through  a  floor,  brought  up  a  silver  bowl  on  the 
point  of  it.  A  deep  recess  was  then  discovered,  filled 
with  treasure  :  bowls,  spoons,  cups,  saucers,  and  a 
miscellaneous  collection  of  plate,  mostly  cut  to  pieces 
in  strips  folded  over  and  hammered  down  into  packets 
of  silver.  Although  it  was  grievous  to  look  upon  that 
destruction,  a  good  many  of  the  fragments  retained  their 
original  decoration.  They  appear  to  be  partly  of 
Romano-Christian  origin,  for  the  sacred  symbol  occurs 
among  them,  and  on  one  piece  is  the  inscription 
"  Jesus  Christus."  Other  pieces  are  almost  as  certainly 
pagan,  bearing  as  they  do  figures  of  Pan  and  Hercules. 
Among  them  were  four  coins  :  the  earliest  of  the 
Emperor  Valerius,  whose  reign  began  A.D.  364,  and  the 
latest  of  Honorius,  who  died  A.D.  463.  A  metal  belt  of 
Saxon  character  was  among  this  treasure-trove. 

It  appeared,  therefore,  that  this  hoard  was  a  relic  of 
one  of  the  sea-rovers'  raids  on  this  coast  in  the  fifth  or 
sixth  century,  and  that  the  spoils  had  in  some  cases 
come  from  plundered  religious  houses.  The  raiders 
were  perhaps  disturbed  in  their  activities,  and  buried 
their  loot  in  the  expectation  of  returning  for  it  at  some 
more  suitable  time. 

But  they  never  returned.  What  happened  to  them  is 
a  vain  conjecture.  They  may  have  been  found  here  and 
slain  by  some  stronger  force,  and  perhaps  they  were 
lost  at  sea.  In  any  case,  their  hoard  lay  here  for  close 
upon  one  thousand  five  hundred  years.  What  they 
had  hoped  to  carry  away  is  now  an  exhibit  in  the 
Scottish  National  Museum  at  Edinburgh. 

To  the  north-going  cyclist  the  road  presently  makes 
ample  amends  for  the  mile-long  rise,  for,  once  topping  it, 


218  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

a  gentle  but  continuous  descent  of  four  miles  leads  into 
Haddington,  down  a  road  that  for  the  most  part  could 
scarce  be  bettered,  so  excellent  its  surface,  so  straight 
its  course,  and  so  beautifully  sylvan  its  surroundings. 
Hailes  Castle  is  finely  seen  on  the  left  during  this 
descent,  its  ruined  walls  and  ivy-covered  towers 
wrapped  three  parts  round  with  the  thick  woodlands 
that  clothe  the  lower  slopes  of  Traprain  Law.  Mary, 
Queen  of  Scots,  and  her  evil  spirit,  the  sinister  Both  well, 
had  Hailes  Castle  for  their  bower  of  love,  and  Wishart 
the  martyr  had  a  cell  in  it  for  a  prison,  so  that  its 
present  beauty  of  decay  lacks  nothing  of  historic 
interest. 

Nor  does  the  fine  mansion  of  Amisfield,  through 
whose  park-like  lands  the  road  now  descends.  Amisfield 
has  lurid  associations.  Under  the  name  of  New  Mills, 
it  was  in  1687  the  scene  of  a  dreadful  parricide,  and 
was  at  a  later  period  purchased  by  the  infamous 
Colonel  Francis  Charteris,  who  might  aptly  be  termed 
(in  Mr.  Stead's  phrase),  the  Minotaur  of  his  day.  It  was 
he  who  renamed  it  after  the  home  of  his  family  in 
Nithsdale.  As  his  exploits  belong  chiefly  to  London, 
we,  fortunately,  need  not  enlarge  upon  them  here. 
The  parricide  already  referred  to  was  the  murder  of  his 
father  by  Philip  Standsfield.  Sir  James  Standsfield 
had  set  up  a  cloth  factory  here,  on  the  banks  of  the 
Tyne,  and  had  done  remarkably  well.  He  had  two 
sons,  Philip  and  John.  The  eldest  had  been  a  scape- 
grace ever  since  that  day  when,  as  a  student  at  St. 
Andrews,  he  had  gone  to  a  meeting-house  and  flung  a 
loaf  at  the  preacher.  It  took  the  astonished  divine  on 
the  side  of  the  head  and  aroused  within  him  the  spirit  of 
prophecy.  Addressing  the  crowded  chapel  at  large 
(for  the  loaf  had  been  thrown  unseen  from  some  dark 
corner),  he  saw  in  a  vision  the  death  of  the  culprit,  at 
whose  end  there  would  be  more  present  than  were 
hearing  him  that  day ;  "  and  the  multitude  then 
present,"  adds  the  chronicler,  "  was  not  small." 

Philip  had  a  short  and  ignominious  military  career 
on  the  Continent,  and  returned  home  to  prey  upon  his 


HADDINGTON  219 

father  ;  who,  for  sufficient  reasons,  disinherited  him  in 
favour  of  his  younger  brother.  In  the  end,  aided  by 
some  servants,  he  strangled  the  old  man  and  threw  the 
body  in  the  river.  For  this  he  was  hanged  at 
Edinburgh,  and  as  the  hanging  was  not  effectual,  the 
executioner  had  to  finish  by  strangling  him,  in  which 
public  opinion  of  that  time  saw  the  neat  handiwork  of 
Providence. 


XXXII 

HERE  begins  Haddington,  and  here  end  good  roads 
for  the  space  of  a  mile  ;  and  not  until  the  burgh  is  left 
behind  do  they  recommence.  The  traveller  who  might 
set  out  in  quest  of  bad  roads  and  vile  paving  would 
without  difficulty  discover  the  objects  of  his  search  at 
Haddington.  He  might  conceivably  find  as  bad 
elsewhere,  but  worse  examples  would  be  miraculous 
indeed.  We  have  encountered  many  stretches  of  road, 
thus  far,  of  a  mediaeval  quality,  but  the  long  road  to  the 
North  boasts,  or  blushes  for,  nothing  nearly  so  craggy 
as  are  the  cobble-stoned  thoroughfares  of  this  "  royal 
burgh."  The  entrance  to  the  town  from  the  south 
resembles,  in  its  picturesque  squalor,  that  to  one  of  the 
decayed  towns  of  Brittany.  Unswept,  tatterdemalion 
as  it  is,  it  still  remains  a  fitting  subject  for  the  artist's 
pencil,  for  here  beside  the  narrow  street  stands  the 
rugged  mass  of  Bothwell  Castle,  patched  and  clouted 
from  time  to  time,  but  happily  as  yet  unrestored. 
Over  the  lintels  of  old  houses  adjoining,  still  remain  the 
pious  invocations  and  quaint  devices  originally  sculp- 
tured there  for  the  purpose  of  averting  the  baleful 
glance  of  the  Evil  Eye. 

The  initial  letter  in  the  name  of  Haddington  is  a 
superfluity  and  a  misuse  of  the  letter  H,  the  name 
deriving  from  that  of  Ada,  Countess  of  Northumberland 
and  ancestress  of  Scottish  monarchs  ;  foundress  also 
of  a  nunnery  here  which  has  long  gone  the  way  of  such 
mediaeval  things.  The  Tyne  borders  this  town,  and 


220 


THE  GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


sometimes  floods  it,  as  may  be  readily  seen  by  an 
inscription  on  the  wall  of  a  house  in  High  Street, 
which  tells  how  the  water  on  October  4,  1775,  suddenly 
rose  eight  feet  and  three  quarters.  A  curious  legend, 
too,  still  survives,  recording  a  flood  in  1358,  when  a  nun 
of  the  pious  Ada's  old  foundation,  seizing  a  statue  of  the 
Virgin  out  of  its  niche,  waded  into  the  torrent  and 


BOTHWELL  CASTLF. 

threatened  to  throw  it  in  unless  the  Blessed  Mary 
instantly  caused  the  waters  to  subside.  That  they 
immediately  did  so  appears  to  have  been  taken  as 
evidence  of  the  effective  moral  suasion  thus  applied. 

Haddington  Abbey,  the  successor  of  earlier  buildings, 
and  now  itself  partly  ruined,  stands  by  the  inconstant 
river,  the  nave,  now  the  parish  church,  and  the  choir 
roofless,  open  to  the  sky.  It  is  here  within  these  grass- 
grown  walls  that  "  Jane  Welsh  Carlyle,  spouse  of 
Thomas  Carlyle,  Chelsea,  London,"  lies,  as  the  remorse- 
ful epitaph  says,  "  suddenly  snatched  away  from  him, 
and  the  light  of  his  life  as  if  gone  out."  The  spot  where 
the  Abbey  stands,  by  the  dishevelled  and  tumbledown 
quarter  of  Nungate,  is  the  more  abject  now  in  that  it 


THE   "LAMP   OF   LOTHIAN 


221 


still  possesses  old  mansions  that  tell  of  a  more  pros- 
perous past.  Here,  on  the  river-bank,  neglected  and 
forlorn  like  everything  around,  is  the  fine  old  screen  of 
the  Bowling  Green,  where  no  one  has,  for  a  century 
past,  played  bowls,  unless  indeed  the  wraiths  of  bygone 
Scottish  notables  haunt  the  spot  o'  nights  and  play 
ghostly  games,  like  the  Kaatskill  gnomes  in  Rip  Van 
\\ inkle.  It  is  from  the  other  side  of  the  river  that  the 


HADDIXGTOX  ABBEY,  FROM  NUXGATE. 

Abbey  is  best  seen,  its  roofless  central  tower,  the 
Lucernia  Laudoniae,  or  "  Lamp  of  Lothian,"  still 
showing  those  triple  lancets  in  every  face  which, 
according  to  the  legend,  obtained  for  it  that  title. 
To  obtain  this  view,  the  Abbey  bridge  is  crossed, 
which  even  now  vividly  illustrates  on  its  wall  the  ready 
way  the  old  burgh  had  with  malefactors.  From  it 
projects  a  great  hook,  rusty  for  long  want  of  usage, 
from  which  were  hanged  the  reivers,  the  horse-thieves, 
and  casual  evildoers,  with  jurisdiction  of  the  most 
summary  kind.  No  Calcraft  science  with  it  either, 
with  neck  broken  in  decent  fashion,  but  just  a  hauling 
up  of  the  rope  and  a  tying  of  it  to  some  handy  stanchion, 
and  the  unhappy  malefactor  left  to  throttle  by  slow 
degrees.  No  other  such  picturesque  hanging-place  as 


222  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

this,  but  what  is  scenery  to  a  criminal  about  to  be 
hanged  like  a  tom-cat  caught  killing  chickens. 

The  crest,  arms,  trade-mark  or  badge  of  Haddington 
is  a  goat.  There  is  no  doubt  about  that,  for  Billy 
(or  is  it  a  Nanny  ?)  has  his  (or  her)  effigy  on  many 
of  the  old  buildings.  Only  by  comparison  and  by 
slow  degrees  is  it  that  the  stranger  arrives  at  the 
conclusion  that  it  is  a  goat,  for  the  drawing  of  many 
of  these  representations  leaves  much  to  be  desired. 
Some  resemble  an  elephant,  others  a  horse,  others  yet 
what  "  the  mind's  eye,  Horatio  "  might  conceive  a 
Boojum  to  be  like  ;  but  in  the  open  space  where 
High  Street  and  Market  Street  join,  the  modern  Market 
Cross,  surmounted  by  a  more  carefully  executed 
carving,  determines  the  species. 

This  is  the  centre  of  the  town  and  neater  than  its 
entrance  from  the  south.  The  steepled  classic  building 
close  by  is  not  a  church  but  the  Town  House,  mas- 
querading in  ecclesiastical  disguise,  very  much  as 
Berwick's  Town  Hall  does.  From  this  point  it  is  only 
seventeen  miles  into  Edinburgh  ;  but  in  1750  and  for 
long  after  the  coach  journey  employed  the  best  efforts 
of  the  local  stage  during  the  whole  day.  Musselburgh, 
little  more  than  eleven  miles  away,  was  reached  in  time 
for  dinner,  and  only  when  evening  was  come  did  the 
lumbering  vehicle  lurch  into  its  destination  in  Auld 
Reekie,  when  every  one  went  to  bed,  bruised  and  weary 
with  the  toils  of  the  expedition.  The  road  at  that  time 
must  have  resembled  the  specimen  of  roadway  still 
adorning  the  south  entrance  to  Haddington. 

To-day,  happily,  it  is  in  good  condition  as  far  as 
Levenhall,  seven  miles  short  of  our  journey's  end, 
whence  it  is  bad  beyond  the  credibility  of  those  who 
have  not  seen  it.  Gladsmuir,  Macmerry,  and  Tranent 
are  interposed  between ;  places  that  sink  their  memories 
of  the  battle  of  Prestonpans  in  ironfounding  and  coal- 
digging  and  suchlike,  disregarding  the  futilities  of  the 
Stuarts.  As  for  Macmerry,  whose  name  prefigures 
orgies  at  the  most  of  it,  or  sober  revelry  at  the  very 
least,  it  is  odds  against  your  finding  as  depressing  a  place 


224  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

within  a  hundred  miles.  If  place-names  were  made 
to  fit,  why,  then,  Macdolour  might  suit  it  to  a  marvel. 
Why  ?  Just  because  it  stands  at  the  crest  of  a  barren 
knowe  ;  an  ugly  row  of  cottages  on  either  side,  with 
cinders  and  dust,  clinkers  and  mud  in  front  of  them,  and 
some  gaunt  works  within  eyeshot.  God  knows  who 
christened  the  place,  or  if  the  name  signified 
merriment,  but,  if  it  did,  either  the  scene  has  changed 
wholly  since  then,  or  else  he  was  a  humorist  of  the 
sardonic  sort  who  so  dubbed  it.  Tranent,  too,  a 
townlet  subsisting  upon  collieries  :  how  grimly 
commonplace  !  But  it  at  least  has  this  advantage,  that 
from  its  elevated  foothold  it  looks  down  upon  the 
Firth  of  Forth,  that  noble  frith  which  Victor  Hugo 
blundered  over  so  whimsically  in  rendering  it  as 
"  la  Premiere  de  la  Quatrieme."  Seen  under  the 
summer  sun,  how  glorious  that  seaward  view,  with  the 
villages  of  Preston  and  Cockenzie,  half  hidden  by  their 
woodlands,  by  the  level  shores.  Half-way  down  from 
Tranent's  hillside  you  see  a  fine  panorama  :  Arthur's 
Seat  in  front,  Calton  Hill  and  its  Nelson's  column, 
peering  from  behind,  and  the  distant  shores  of  Fife, 
with  blowing  smoke-clouds,  many  miles  away.  Between 
Arthur's  Seat  and  the  Calton,  Edinburgh  is  hid,  nine 
miles  from  this  point.  Down  in  the  levels  in  the 
mid-distance  there  are  hints  of  Musselburgh  in  smoke- 
wreaths  and  peeping  towers  ;  and  mayhap,  while  you 
gaze,  the  southward-bound  train,  with  its  white  puff 
of  steam,  is  seen  setting  forth  on  its  long  journey. 
London  wards.  In  these  levels  was  fought  the  battle 
of  Prestonpans,  Sunday,  September  21,  1745,  around 
that  village  of  Preston  and  those  briny  meads  where  the 
salt-pans  used  to  be  and  are  no  longer. 

Preston — formerly  Priest's  Town — got  its  name  at 
the  time  when  it  was  part  of  the  celebrated  Abbey  of 
Newbattle.  The  monks  of  that  religious  house  were 
the  first  discoverers  of  coal  in  Scotland,  and  also,  in  the 
twelfth  century,  made  this  district  the  seat  of  a  manu- 
facture of  salt.  Prestonpans,  indeed,  at  one  time 
supplied  the  whole  of  the  East  Coast  with  salt,  and  it 


PRESTONPANS  225 

was  only  on  the  repeal  of  the  Salt  Duty  that  this  old 
town  fell  into  decay.  Women,  known  as  salt-wives, 
a  class  almost  as  picturesque  as  the  fish- wives 
of  Newhaven,  used  to  carry  the  salt  in  creels 
on  their  backs,  to  sell  in  Edinburgh  and  other 
towns. 

In  an  orchard  stands  what  was  once  the  ancient 
village  cross,  erected  in  1617,  in  place  of  an  earlier. 
Well-known  as  the  "  Chapmen's  Cross,"  it  was  the 
meeting-place  of  the  chapmen,  packmen,  or  pedlars  of 
the  Lothians.  They  gathered  early  in  July,  transacted 
the  business  of  their  guild  and  elected  their  "  King  " 
and  his  "  Lord  Deputy  "  for  the  ensuing  year.  The 
"  ink-bottle,"  cut  in  stone,  into  which  they  dipped  their 
pens,  is  still  visible  on  the  base  of  the  cross.  The 
Bannatyne  Club  saved  it  from  utter  destruction,  and 
instituted  a  convivial  guild,  the  "  Society  of  Chapmen 
of  the  Lothians,"  visiting  the  cross  every  year,  with 
Sir  Walter  Scott  as  one  of  their  members. 

The  world  has  vastly  changed  since  "  the  Forty- 
five."  It  has,  as  a  small  detail,  ceased  to  produce  its 
salt  by  evaporation  of  sea  water  ;  and,  a  larger  and 
more  significant  matter,  no  longer  wages  war  for  sake 
of  dynasties.  The  Highlanders  who  fought  and  gained 
this  fleeting  victory  for  Prince  Charlie  were  the  last  who 
drew  the  sword  for  Romance  and  Right  Divine.  Prince 
Charlie  had  moved  out  of  his  loyal  Edinburgh  at  the 
approach  of  the  English  under  Sir  John  Cope,  who,  of 
course,  in  that  fine  foolish  manner  of  British  officers, 
which  will  survive  as  long  as  the  officers  themselves, 
wholly  underrated  his  enemy.  He  was  defeated  easily, 
with  every  circumstance  of  indignity,  his  soldiers 
fleeing  in  abject  terror  before  the  impetuous  charge  of 
the  ferocious  hairy-legged  Highlanders,  emerging, 
figures  of  grotesque  horror,  out  of  the  mists  slowly 
dispersing  off  the  swampy  fields  in  the  laggard  Septem- 
ber sunrise. 

The  English  numbered  2100  against  the  1400  under 
Prince  Charlie  ;  but  only  four  minutes  passed  between 
the  attack  and  the  flight.  In  that  short  space  of  time 


223  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

the  field  was  deserted  and  the  clansmen,  pursuing  the 
terror-stricken  rabble  which  just  before  had  been  a 
disciplined  force,  slew  nearly  four  hundred  of  them. 
The  total  loss  of  the  Highlanders  in  slain  was  thirty, 
nearly  the  whole  of  them  falling  in  the  first  discharge  of 
musketry.  Almost  incredible,  but  well-authenticated, 
stories  are  told  of  the  cowardice  of  Cope's  regiments. 
Cope  himself  was  swept  away  in  the  wild  rush,  vainly 
endeavouring  to  stem  it,  and  it  was  not  until  they  were 
two  miles  from  the  field,  at  St.  Clement's  Wells,  that  he 
could  bring  them  to  a  halt.  Even  then,  the  accidental 
discharge  of  a  pistol  scared  them  off  again,  and  although 
no  one  pursued,  they  rode  off  with  redoubled  energy. 
This  precipitate  retreat  of  mounted  troops  over  miles 
of  country,  from  an  unmounted  enemy  who  were  not 
pursuing  them,  is  perhaps  the  most  disgraceful  incident 
in  the  military  history  of  the  country. 

The  flying  infantry  were  in  far  worse  case.  In 
endeavouring  to  escape  by  climbing  the  park  walls  of 
Preston,  they  were  cut  down  in  great  numbers  by  the 
terrible  broadswords  of  the  Highlanders.  Colonel 
Gardiner  and  a  brave  few  were  cut  down  defending 
themselves  on  the  field  of  battle.  One  story,  of  a  piece 
with  many  others,  relates  how  a  Highlander,  pursuing 
alone  a  party  of  ten  soldiers,  struck  down  the  hinder- 
most  with  his  sword,  and  shouting,  "  Down  with  your 
arms  !  "  called  upon  the  others  to  surrender.  They 
threw  their  weapons  away  without  looking  behind  them, 
and  the  Highlander,  his  sword  in  one  hand  and  a 
pistol  in  the  other,  drove  them — nine  of  them  ! — 
prisoners  into  camp.  Everywhere  Cope,  so  helter- 
skelter  was  his  flight,  himself  brought  the  first  news  of 
his  defeat.  He  reached  Coldstream  that  night,  and 
did  not  rest  until  the  next  day  he  was  within  the 
sheltering  fortifications  of  Berwick. 

We  will^not  further  pursue  the  fortunes  of  the 
Young  Pretender,  but  hurry  on  into  Levenhall. 

Where  that  battle  was  fought,  there  is  to-day  the 
most  extensive  cabbage-plant  cultivation  in  Scotland. 
It  is  a  usual  thing  in  the  early  part  of  the  year  for 


MUSSELBURGH  227 

almost  daily  special  cabbage  trains  to  be  despatched  to 
all  parts  of  Britain. 

And  so  downhill,  and  then  over  the  awful  cobbles  into 
the  accursed  town  of  Musselburgh.  "  Accursed,"  not 
by  reason  of  those  self-same  cobbles,  but  for  the 
sacrilegious  doings  of  its  magistrates  who  rebuilt  their 
Tolbooth,  burnt  after  the  battle  of  Pinkie,  with  stones 
from  the  Chapel  of  Loretto.  Now  that  chapel,  which 
stood  at  the  entrance  to  the  town,  was  the  place  of 
business  of  one  of  those  roadside  hermits  of  whom  we 
have  in  these  pages  heard  so  much  (would  that  he  had  a 
successor  in  these  times,  for  then  the  road  would 
perhaps  be  in  better  condition),  and  the  Pope,  indignant 
at  the  injury  done  to  the  wayside  shrine,  solemnly 
anathematised  town  and  inhabitants  in  sleeping  or 
waking,  eating  and  drinking,  at  every  conceivable  time 
and  every  imaginable  function.  No  Pope  since  that 
period  seems  to  have  removed  the  curse,  and  no  one  is 
particularly  anxious  that  it  should  be  removed, 
Musselburgh  being  rather  proud  of  it  than  otherwise. 
When  it  begins  to  take  effect  will  be  quite  time  enough. 
There  were  those  who  at  the  close  of  the  coaching  days 
perceived  the  beginning  of  it,  although  then  three 
hundred  years  overdue,  but  as  the  town  has  rather 
increased  in  prosperity  since  that  period,  the  time 
evidently  is  not  yet.  Nor  do  the  burghers  anticipate 
it,  for  they  still  repeat  the  brave  old  rhyme  : — 

Mussetburgh  was  a  burgh 

When  Edinburgh  was  nane  ; 
And  Musselburgh  shall  be  a  burgh 

When  Edinburgh  is  gane. 

This,  however,  is  a  quibble,  for  Musselburgh  derived 
its  name  from  the  "  broch,"  or  bed,  of  mussels  at  the 
mouth  of  the  river  Esk.  Looked  at  in  this  light,  the 
statement  is  true  enough  and  the  prophecy  a  not 
particularly  rash  one.  The  sponsorial  shell-fish  have 
an  honoured  place  in  the  town  arms,  in  which  three 
mussels  are  seen  in  company  with  three  anchors  :  the 
motto  "  Honesty "  writ  large  below.  This  was 


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THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


probably    adopted    at    some    period    later    than    the 
purloining  of  the  stones  of  the  Loretto  Chapel. 

The  Town  Hall,  with  that  tower  whose  building 
brought  about  the  curse,  forms  the  centre  of  Mussel- 
burgh,  a  fishy,  stony,  picturesque  place  with  four 
bridges  over  the  Esk,  leading  to  the  western  bank, 


MUSSELBURGH. 

where  the  fisher  quarter  of  Fisherrow  straggles  towards 
Joppa,  two  miles  distant.  Joppa  Pans  are  gone  now, 
just  as  those  other  pans  at  Preston,  but  factories  of 
sorts,  with  clustered  chimney-stacks,  are  still  grouped 
about  the  melancholy  sea-shore,  where  gales  set  the 
very  high-road  awash  on  occasion.  Not  vulgar, 
modern  factories,  but  of  a  certain  age  ;  old  enough  and 
grim  enough  to  look  like  the  scene  of  some  thrilling 
story  that  yet  awaits  the  telling.  Somewhat  thrilling 
is  the  report  as  to  the  condition  of  the  road  here  in  1680, 
a  complaint  laid  before  the  Privy  Council  stating  that, 
four  miles  on  the  London  side  of  Edinburgh,  travelling 
was  dangerous,  and  travellers  to  be  pitied,  "  either  by 
their  coaches  overturning,  their  horses  falling,  their 
carts  breaking,  their  loads  casting,  or  horses  stumbling, 
and  the  poor  people  with  burdens  on  their  backs  sorely 
discouraged  ;  moreover,  strangers  do  often  exclaim 
thereat."  All  this  reads  with  a  very  modern  touch  to 


PORTOBELLO  229 

those  who  know  the  road  to-day,  for  it  is  as  bad  now  as  it 
could  have  been  then,  and  so  continues,  in  different 
kinds  of  badness,  through  adjoining  Portobello  into 
Edinburgh  itself.  Here  seas  of  slimy  mud,  there 
precipitous  setts,  here  again  profound  holes  in  the 
macadam,  or  tramway  rails  projecting  above  the  road 
level,  make  these  last  miles  wretched.  Portobello, 
that  suburban  seaside  resort  of  Edinburgh,  fares  in 
this  respect  no  better  than  the  rest  of  the  way,  and  the 
original  road  across  Figgate  Whins,  the  lonely  moor 
that  was  here  before  the  first  house  of  Portobello  was 
built,  could  have  been  no  worse.  That  house  was  the 
creation  of  a  retired  sailor  who  had  been  at  the  capture 
of  Portobello  in  Central  America  by  Admiral  Vernon  in 
1739.  He  named  it  after  that  town,  and  when  the 
present  seaside  resort  began  to  spring  up,  it  took  the 
title.  Now  it  has  a  promenade,  a  pier,  hotels,  and 
crowds  of  visitors  in  summer  upon  the  sands,  and  calls 
itself  "  the  Brighton  of  Scotland."  Observe  that 
Brighton  does  not  return  the  compliment,  and  has  not 
yet  begun  to  style  itself  "  the  Portobello  of  England." 


XXXIII 

LEAVING  the  "  Brighton  of  Scotland "  behind,  we 
come  to  the  flat  lands  of  Craigentinny,  stretching 
away  from  the  now  suburban  highway  down  to  the 
wind-swept  and  desolate  seashore,  where  the  whaups 
and  the  sandpipers  make  mournful  concerts  in  a  minor 
key,  to  the  accompaniment  of  the  noise  of  the  sullen 
breakers  and  the  soughing  of  the  wind  amid  the 
rustling  bents.  Overlooking  the  road,  within  sight  and 
sound  of  the  tinkling  tramcars  passing  between  Joppa, 
Portobello,  and  Edinburgh,  is  that  singular  monument, 
"  Miller's  Tomb." 

William  Henry  Miller,  whose  remains  lie  beneath  this 
pile  of  classic  architecture,  was  an  antiquary  and 
bibliophile,  and  obtained  his  nickname  of  "  Measure 


230  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Miller  "  from  his  habit  of  measuring  the  margins  of 
the  "  tall  copies  "  of  the  scarce  books  he  bought.  His 
beardless  face  and  shrill  voice  led  to  the  lifelong  belief 
the  he  was  really  a  woman.  The  tomb  is  elaborately 
decorated  with  a  carved  marble  frieze  representing  the 
Song  of  Miriam  and  the  destruction  of  the  Egyptians  in 
.the  Red  Sea.  Miller  and  his  father  were  both  Quakers, 
and  the  wealth  of  which  .they  were  possessed  derived 
from  a  prosperous  seedsman's  business  in  Canongate, 
Edinburgh.  To  the  father  came  an  adventure  which 
does  not  fall  to  many  men.  He  was  married  in  1789  for 
the  third  time,  when  nearly  seventy  years  of  age,  to  an 
Englishwoman,  who  conveyed  him  against  his  will  in  a 
post-chaise  from  Edinburgh  to  London. 

Passing  Craigentinny  and  Jock's  Lodge  we  are,  in  the 
words  of  the  old  song,  "  Within  a  mile  of  Edinburgh 
town."  The  more  modern  and  acceptable  name  of 
Jock's  Lodge  is  Piershill,  but  it  has  been  known  by  the 
other  for  over  two  hundred  and  seventy  years.  Who 
the  original  Jock  was  seems  open  to  doubt,  but  he  is 
supposed  to  have  been  a  beggar  who  built  himself  a  hut 
on  this  then  lonely  road  leading  to  Figgate  Whins. 
Even  in  1650,  when  Cromwell  besieged  Edinburgh,  the 
spot  had  obtained  its  name,  and  is  referred  to  as 
"  that  place  called  Jockis  Lodge.'1  Towards  the  close 
of  the  eighteenth  century  a  Colonel  Piers  had  a  villa 
here,  pulled  down  in  1793,  when  barracks — known  as 
Piershill  Barracks — were  built  on  the  site.  It  is  a 
district  slowly  emerging  from  the  reproach  of  a  dis- 
reputable past,  when  footpads  and  murderers  haunted 
the  muddy  roads,  or  took  refuge  amid  the  towering 
rocks  of  Arthur's  Seat,  Crow  Hill,  or  Salisbury  Craigs,  or 
hid  in  the  congenial  sloughs  of  the  Hunter's  Bog. 
Close  by  the  road,  at  the  entrance  to  the  Queen's 
Park  of  Holyrood,  is  Muschat's  Cairn,  the  place  where 
Scott  makes  Jeanie  Deans  meet  the  outlaw  Robertson. 
This  heap  of  stones  marks  the  spot  where  Nicol  Muschat 
of  Boghall,  a  surgeon,  a  man  of  infamous  character, 
murdered  his  wife  by  cutting  her  throat  in  1720,  a 
crime  which,  with  Scottish  old-time  mysticism,  he  said 


TO   EDINBURGH  231 

was  committed  by  direct  personal  instigation  of  the 
devil.  All  the  same,  they  hanged  him  for  it  in  the 
Grassmarket,  where  martyrs  "  testified  "  of  old  and  the 
criminals  of  "  Auld  Reekie  "  expiated  their  crimes. 

Of  course  the  approach  to  Edinburgh  has,  from  the 
picturesque  standpoint,  been  spoiled.  Ranges  of  grim 
stone  houses  and  sprawling  suburbs  now  hem  in  the  road 
and  hide  the  view  of  Arthur's  Seat  and  its  neighbouring 
eminences  ;  but  a  few  steps  to  the  left  serve  to  disclose 
them,  the  little  loch  of  St.  Margaret,  and  the  ruined 
walls  of  St.  Anthony's  Chapel  on  the  hillside,  once 
guarding  the  holy  well.  St.  Anthony's  Chapel,  within 
the  rule  of  the  Abbey  of  Holyrood,  served  another  turn, 
for  from  its  tower  glimmered  a  beacon  which  in  the  old 
days  guided  mariners  safely  up  the  Forth,  a  service 
paid  for  out  of  the  harbour  dues. 

The  so-called  "  London  "  and  "  Regent  "  Roads  that 
now  lead  directly  into  the  New  Town  of  Edinburgh  are 
modem  improvements  upon  the  old  approach  through 
Canongate  into  the  Old  Town.  If  steep,  rugged,  and 
winding,  the  old  wray  was  at  least  more  impressive,  for  it 
lay  within  sight  of  Holyrood  Palace  and  brought  the 
wayfarer  into  the  very  heart  of  Scott's  "  own  romantic 
town,"  to  where  the  smells  and  the  dirt,  the  crazy 
tenement-houses  and  the  ragged  clouts  hanging  from 
dizzy  tiers  of  windows,  showed  "  Scotia's  darling  seat  " 
in  its  most  characteristic  aspects. 

As  Alexander  Smith  puts  it,  Scott  discovered  the  city 
was  beautiful,  sang  its  praises  to  the  world,  "  and  he  has 
put  more  coin  into  the  pockets  of  its  inhabitants  than 
if  he  had  established  a  branch  of  manufacture  of  which 
they  had  the  monopoly." 

The  distant  view  of  Edinburgh  is  magnificent.  The 
peaked  and  jagged  masses  of  Arthur's  Seat  and 
Salisbury  Craigs,  the  monument-cumbered  Calton  Hill, 
the  Castle  Rock — all  these  combine  to  make  the 
traveller  eager  to  reach  so  picturesque  a  spot. 
Approaching  it  and  seeing  the  smoke-cloud  drifting 
with  the  breeze  away  from  the  hollow  from  which 
Edinburgh's  million  chimneys  are  seen  peering,  one 


232 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


instantly  notes  the  peculiar  appropriateness  of  the 
Scots  endearing  epithet,  "  Auld  Reekie."  But  it  was 
not  only — if  indeed  at  all — an  admiration  of  the 
picturesque  that  made  the  sight  of  Edinburgh  so 
welcome  to  old-time  travellers.  It  was  rather  the 
prospect  of  coming  to  the  end  of  their  journey,  and 
almost  in  sight  of  a  comfortable  hotel,  that  rendered 


CALTON   HILL. 


the  view  so  welcome  to  those  who  in  the  last  thirty 
years  or  so  of  the  coaching  era  made  this  trip  of 
almost  four  hundred  miles  ;  but  those  who  had  come 
this  way  at  an  earlier  period  had  no  such  comfortable 
prospect  before  them.  Instead  of  putting  up  at  some 
fine  hospitable  inn,  such  as  they  were  used  to  even 
in  the  smaller  English  towns,  they  were  set  down  at 
a  "  stabler's,"  the  premises  of  one  whose  first  business 
was  to  horse  the  coaches  and  to  let  saddle-horses,  and 
who,  as  in  some  sort  of  an  after-thought,  lodged  those 
who  were  obliged  to  journey  about  the  country. 


THE   "BEST  INN"  233 

A  traveller  arriving  at  Edinburgh  in  1774,  for 
instance,  had  indeed  little  comfort  awaiting  him. 
"  One  can  scarcely  form  in  imagination  the  distress 
of  a  miserable  stranger  on  his  first  entrance  into  this 
city,"  says  one  writing  at  this  period.  No  inn  better 
than  an  alehouse,  no  decent  or  cleanly  accommodation, 
nor  in  fact  anything  fit  for  a  gentleman.  "  On  my 
first  arrival,"  says  this  traveller,  "  my  companion 
and  self,  after  the  fatigue  of  a  long  day's  journey,  were 
landed  at  one  of  these  stable-keepers'  (for  they  have 
modesty  to  give  themselves  no  higher  denomination)  in 
a  part  of  the  town  which  is  called  the  Pleasance  ;  and 
on  entering  the  house  we  were  conducted  by  a  poor  girl 
without  shoes  or  stockings,  and  with  only  a  single 
linsey-woolsey  petticoat  which  just  reached  half-way  to 
her  ankles,  into  a  room  where  about  twenty  Scotch 
drovers  had  been  regaling  themselves  with  whisky  and 
potatoes.  You  may  guess  our  amazement  when  we 
were  informed  that  this  was  the  best  inn  in  the  metro- 
polis, and  that  we  could  have  no  beds  unless  we  had  an 
inclination  to  sleep  together,  and  in  the  same  room  with 
the  company  which  a  stage-coach  had  that  moment 
discharged.  '  Well,'  said  I  to  my  friend,  '  there  is 
nothing  like  seeing  men  and  manners  ;  perhaps  we 
may  be  able  to  repose  ourselves  at  some  coffee-house.' 
Accordingly,  on  inquiry,  we  discovered  that  there  was 
a  good  dame  by  the  Cross  who  acted  in  the  double 
capacity  of  pouring  out  coffee  and  letting  lodgings  to 
strangers,  as  we  were.  She  was  easily  to  be  found  out, 
and,  with  all  the  conciliating  complaisance  of  a 
Maitresse  d'Hotel,  conducted  us  to  our  destined  apart- 
ments, which  were  indeed  six  stories  high,  but  so 
infernal  in  appearance  that  you  would  have  thought 
youserlf  in  the  regions  of  Erebus.  The  truth  is,  I  will 
venture  to  say,  you  will  make  no  scruple  to  believe 
when  I  tell  you  that  in  the  whole  we  had  only  two 
windows,  which  looked  into  an  alley  five  feet  wide, 
where  the  houses  were  at  least  ten  stories  high  and  the 
alley  itself  was  so  sombre  in  the  brightest  sunshine  that 
it  was  impossible  to  see  any  object  distinctly." 


234  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Private  lodgings,  just  as  those  described  above, 
were  the  resort  of  those  who  had  neither  friends  nor 
acquaintance  in  Edinburgh  at  that  time  ;  but  travellers 
in  Scotland  were  nearly  always  exercising  their 
ingenuity  to  come,  at  the  end  of  their  day's  journey,  to 
the  house  of  some  friend  or  some  friend's  friend,  to 
whom  before  starting  they  had  been  careful  to  obtain 
letters  of  introduction.  So  old  and  so  widespread  a 
custom  was  this  that,  so  far  back  as  1425,  we  find  an 
Act  of  James  the  First  of  Scotland  actually  forbidding 
all  travellers  resorting  to  burgh  towns  to  lodge  with 
friends  or  acquaintances,  or  in  any  place  but  the 
"  hostillaries,"  unless  indeed  he  was  a  personage  of 
consequence,  with  a  great  retinue,  in  which  case  he 
might  accept  a  friend's  hospitality,  provided  that  his 
"  horse  and  meinze  "  were  sent  to  the  inns. 

Of  course  such  an  Act  was  doomed  to  fall  into 
neglect,  but  the  innkeepers,  equally  of  course  during  a 
long  series  of  years,  almost  ceased  to  exist.  A  few 
"  stablers'  "  establishments  became  known  as  "  inns  " 
at  about  the  period  of  Doctor  Johnson's  visit  to 
Edinburgh.  They  were  chiefly  situated  in  the  Pleas- 
ance,  or  in  that  continuation  of  it,  St.  Mary's  Wynd 
(now  St.  Mary  Street).  These  inns,  such  as  they  were, 
burst  upon  the  by  no  means  delighted  gaze  of  the 
wayfarer  from  England  as  he  entered  the  historic  town 
of  Edinburgh,  and  when  he  saw  them  he  generally  lifted 
up  his  voice  and  cursed  the  fate  that  had  sent  him  so 
far  from  home  and  into  so  barbarous  a  country. 

The  Pleasance  was  largely  in  receipt  of  the  traffic  to 
and  from  the  south  until  the  construction  of  the 
North  and  South  Bridges,  opened  in  1769  and  1788, 
diverted  it  to  a  higher  level.  We  may  look  in  vain 
nowadays  in  the  Pleasance  for  the  inns  of  that  day. 
They  are  demolished  and  altered  so  greatly  as  to  be 
unrecognisable  ;  but  the  "  White  Horse,"  which  stands 
in  a  court  away  down  Canongate,  will  give  us  an 
idea  of  the  kind  of  place.  Situated  in  "  White  Horse," 
or  Davison's  Close  in  Canongate,  and  reached  from 
that  street  by  a  low-browed  archway,  it  remains  a 


THE   "WHITE  HORSE" 


235 


perfect  example  of  the  Edinburgh  inn  of  nearly  three 
hundred  years  ago.  An  inn  no  longer,  but  occupied 
in  tenements,  the  internal  arrangements  are  somewhat 
altered,  but  the  time  when  the  house  extended  a 


THE    "  WHITE   HORSE  "   IXX. 

primitive  hospitality  to  travellers  is  not  difficult  to 
reconstruct  in  the  imagination.  To  it,  at  the  end 
of  their  journeys,  came  those  wearied  ones,  to  find 
accommodation  of  the  most  intimate  and  domestic 
kind.  Kitchen  and  dining-room  were  one,  and  it 
was  scarce  possible  for  a  guest  to  obtain  a  bedroom 
to  himself.  Dirt  was  accepted  as  inevitable.  In 
fact,  the  modern  "  dosser  "  is  better  and  more  decently 
housed.  To  the  "  White  Horse  "  came  others — those 
about  to  set  out  upon  their  travels.  Booted  and 
spurred,  wills  made  and  saddle-bags  packed,  they 
resorted  hither  to  hire  horses  for  their  journeys,  and 
it  is  not  unlikely  that  the  old  house  saw  in  early 
times  many  a  quaking  laird,  badly  wanted  by  the 


236  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Government,  slinking  through  the  archway  from  the 
Canongate,  to  secure  trusty  mounts  for  instant  flight. 
Scott,  indeed,  has  made  it  the  scene  of  strange  doings 
in  his  Waverley. 

This  is  the  oldest  house  in  Edinburgh  ever  used  as 
an  inn,  but  must  not  be  confused  with  that  other 
"  White  Horse,"  long  since  demolished,  made  famous 
by  Doctor  Johnson. 

It  was  in  1773  that  Johnson  reached  Edinburgh. 
He  put  up  at  the  "  White  Horse  "  in  Boyd's  Close, 
called,  even  in  those  uncleanly  times,  "  that  dirty  and 
dismal  "  inn,  kept  by  James  Boyd.  The  great  man 
immediately  notified  his  arrival  to  Bos  well  in  this 
short  note  : — 

"  Saturday  night. — Mr.  Johnson  sends  his  compli- 
ments to  Mr.  Boswell,  being  just  arrived  at  Boyd's." 

When  Boswell  arrived,  falling  over  himself  in  his 
eagerness,  he  found  the  Doctor  furiously  angry. 
Doubtless  he  had  been  conducted  to  his  room,  as 
was  not  unusually  the  case,  by  some  dirty  sunburnt 
wench,  without  shoes  or  stockings,  a  fit  object  for 
dislike  ;  but  the  chief  cause  of  his  anger  was  the 
waiter,  who  had  sweetened  his  lemonade  without  the 
ceremony  of  using  the  sugar-tongs.  He  threw  the 
lemonade  out  of  window,  and  seemed  inclined  to  throw 
the  waiter  after  it. 

"  Peter  Ramsay's  "  was  a  famous  inn,  situated  at 
the  foot  of  St.  Mary's  Wynd,  next  the  Cowgate  Port. 
To  it  came  travellers  along  both  the  east  and  the 
south  roads.  Ramsay  advertised  it  in  1776  as  being 
"  a  good  house  for  entertainment,  good  stables  for 
above  one  hundred  horses,  and  sheds  for  about  twenty 
carriages."  In  1790,  he  retired  with  a  fortune  of 
£10,000.  But  in  the  best  of  these  old  Edinburgh 
inns  the  beds  well  merited  a  description  given  of  them 
as  "  dish-clouts  stretched  on  grid-irons." 

First  among  the  innkeepers  of  this  unsanctified 
quarter  to  remove  from  it  into  the  New  Town  was 
James  Dun.  He  was  a  man  notable  among  his  kind, 
having  not  only  been  the  first  to  call  himself  an 


THE   FIRST   "HOTEL"  237 

"  innkeeper  "  instead  of  a  "  stabler,"  but  the  greatly 
daring  person  who  first  used  the  outlandish  word 
"  Hotel  "  in  Edinburgh.  He  began  "  hotel  "-keeping 
in  the  flats  above  the  haberdashery  shop  of  John  Neale, 
who,  two  years  before,  in  1774,  had  built  the  first 
house  in  the  New  Town.  Neale  himself  was  a  pioneer  of 
considerable  nerve,  for  although  the  New  Town  had 
been  projected  and  building-sites  laid  out  on  what  is 
now  the  chief  ornament  of  it,  Princes  Street,  prospective 
tenants  were  shy  of  so  bleak  and  exposed  a  situation  as 
this  then  was.  They  preferred  to  live  in  the  dirty 
cosiness  of  the  old  wynds  and  closes,  and  so  the  New 
Town  seemed  likely  to  be  a  paper  project  for  years  to 
come.  At  this  juncture  the  Town  Council  made  a 
sporting  offer  of  exemption  from  all  local  taxes  for  the 
first  who  would  build  a  house  there.  Neale  was  this 
pioneer,  and  he  built  the  house  that  still  stands  next  the 
Register  House,  the  most  easterly  house  in  Princes 
Street. 

Dun,  to  whom  he  had  let  the  upper  part,  immediately 
displayed  a  great  gilded  sign,  "  Dun's  Hotel,"  where- 
upon the  Lord  Provost,  representing  public  feeling, 
wrote  objecting  to  the  foreign  word  "  Hotel,"  saying 
that,  whatever  might  be  the  real  character  of  his 
establishment,  he  might  at  least  avoid  the  scandalous 
indecency  of  publicly  proclaiming  it ! 


XXXIV 

THESE  concluding  pages  of  a  book  on  the  road  to 
Edinburgh  form  no  fitting  place  to  attempt  the 
description  or  history  of  so  ancient  and  historic  a  town. 
Our  business  is  to  reach  the  northern  capital,  leaving 
the  story  of  Edwin's  Burgh  to  be  told  by  others. 
Yet  we  cannot  leave  it  thus  without  some  brief  survey. 
The  modern  traveller  by  road,  coming  in  by  the 
London  Road,  Greensicle,  Leith  Street,  and  Princes 
Street,  comes  in  by  the  New  Town,  and  sees  on  his 


238 


THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 


SQUALOR  AND  MCTCKESQCEXESS." 


left,  across  a  deep 
ravine,  partly  occupied 
by  a  huge  railway 
station  and  partly  by 
beautiful  public 
gardens,  the  dark  mass 
of  the  Castle  and  the 
Old  Town  crowning  the 
opposite  heights,  grey 
and  stern,  in  effect  ive 
contrast  with  the  gay 
f  1  o  w  e  r  -  b  e  d  s  down 
below,  the  old  houses 
huddling  together  on 
the  scanty  foothold  of 
the  ridge  and  rising  to 
sheer  heights.  That  is 
the  original  historic 
town  :  this,  to  which 
the  modern  traveller 
comes  by  road,  the 
new.  Little  more  than 
a  hundred  years  ago 
this  New  Town  was 
not  thought  of :  its  site 
the  meadows  and 
wastes  that  sloped 
down  to  the  Firth  of 
Forth  and  the  sea,  and 
the  site  of  the  railway 
station  and  the  Princes 
Street  Gardens  covered 
with  the  dark  waters 
of  the  Nor'  Loch. 

Old-time  arrivals  in 
Edinburgh,  coming  in 
by  Canongate,  found 
themselves  in  midst  of 
squalor  and  pictur- 
esqueness;  and 


SQUALOR 


239 


although  much  of  the  picturesque  is  gone,  it  is  still 
a  quaint  street  and  the  squalor  survives.  The 
poor  who  live  here  "  hang  forth  their  banners  from 
the  outward  walls,"  in  the  shape  of  their  domestic 


CANOXGATE. 

washing,  fluttering  in  the  breeze  from  every  window, 
at  the  end  of  long  poles,  and  how  poor  they  are 
may  be  judged  from  the  condition  of  the  clothes 
they  consider  worth  keeping.  That  sometime  prison, 
the  Canongate  Tolbooth,  facing  the  long  street,  remains 
one  of  the  most  curious  relics  of  Edinburgh's  past. 


240  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

Not  a  very  ancient  past,  for  it  was  only  "  biggit  "  in 
1591,  but  old  enough  to  be  regarded  with  reverence,  and 
quaint  to  admiration,  with  its  spired  tower  and 
tourelles,  so  eminently  Scotch  of  that  period  when  the 
French  influence  in  architecture  was  yet  strong.  You 
can  match  those  curious  spires  time  and  time  again 
among  the  old  chateaux  of  the  Loire,  and  in  Brittany  ; 
just  as  in  the  old  Norman  town  of  Coutances  one  can 
find  the  counterpart  of  the  old  theatre  in  Playhouse 
Close,  near  by. 

From  here,  those  travellers  saw  the  Old  Town  ahead 
and,  progressing  up  High  Street,  came  successively  to 
the  Tron  Church,  the  Market  Cross,  St.  Giles's 
Cathedral,  and,  before  1817 — when  it  was  pulled 
down — to  the  Old  Tolbooth.  Beyond  this,  the 
Lawnmarket  conducted  to  the  Castle,  which  then 
marked  the  end  of  the  town.  In  this  progress  the 
tall  and  crowded  houses  and  darkening  wynds  and 
closes  stood  to  right  and  left.  Later  years  have  seen 
the  disappearance  of  many  of  these  places,  where  in 
old  times  the  ferocious  Scots  nobles  lived,  poor  and 
proud,  bloodthirsty  and  superstitious,  but  those  that 
are  left  are  very  grim,  dark,  and  dirty,  and  the  ten- 
and  eleven-storied  houses  of  such  a  height  that  only 
by  great  exertions  is  it  possible  to  crane  the  neck  and 
lift  the  eyes  to  the  skyline,  against  which  the  belching 
chimneys  of  the  piled-up  "  lands  "  are  projecting 
the  smoke  of  domestic  hearths  and  eternally  justifying 
the  old  Scots  term  of  endearment  for  Edinburgh. 
The  nobles  are  gone,  lang  syne,  their  old  dens  occupied 
now  by  the  very  poorest  of  Edinburgh's  poor  ;  but 
sanitary  conditions,  even  with  the  present  occupants, 
are  not  so  degraded  as  they  were  when  the  flower  of 
Scotland's  nobility  dwelt  here  ;  when  pigs  and  fowls 
were  herded  in  the  basements,  or  ran  unheeded  in  the 
alleys,  and  wayfarers  skulked  under  the  walls  at  the 
sound  of  voices  above,  calling  "  gardy-loo  " — a  call 
which  accompanied  a  discharge  of  overflowing  house- 
hold utensils  from  inconceivable  heights  into  the 
gutters  below.  "  Gardy-loo  "  was  a  term  which,  with 


SUPERSTITION 


241 


this  dreadfully  unclean  custom,  derived  from  France, 
having  been  originally  gardez-Veau  ;  just  as  the  cakes 
sold  at  Craigmillar,  called  "  petticoat  tails  "  were 
originally  petits  gateaux. 

Still,  the  Old  Town  is  sufficiently  grimy  and  huddled 
yet  to  fitly  illustrate  the  Scottish  saying  "  The  clartier 
(i.e.  the  dirtier)  the  cosier." 

Nothing  is  more  characteristic  of  the  Old  Town  than 
the  religious  texts  carved  upon  the  stone  door  lintels  of 
these  ancient  houses.  Few  are  without  them.  To  a 
stranger  they  would  seem  to  tell  of  a  fervent  piety,  but 
they  meant  more  than  that.  They  were  always 


OLD   INSCRIPTION,   LADY   STAIR'S   HOUSE. 

accompanied  with  a  date  and  with  the  initials — some- 
times also  the  arms — of  their  owners  ;  as  in  the 
beautiful  example  still  remaining  in  Lady  Stair's  Close, 
and  represented  both  pride  and  a  fearful  superstition. 
Superstition,  because  the  improving  texts  and  pious 
ejaculations  meant  little  beyond  talismanic  protection 
against  "  Auld  Hornie,"  wizards,  and  warlocks,  wehr- 
wolves,  and  all  those  frightful  inhabitants  of  Satan's 
invisible  world  in  which  the  Scotch  most  fervently 
believed,  from  king  to  peasant.  Thus  when  we  read 
over  one  of  these  old  doorways  the  queerly  spelled 

Blissit  be  God  in  all  His  giftis, 

we  know  that  this  was  little  less  than  an  incantation, 
and  marked  a  lively  sense  of  favours  to  come  ;  and 
when  our  eye  lights  upon  the  inscription  next  door, 

iPax  intrantibus  :   Sains  exevntibvs, 


242 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


we  know  that  the  good  feeling  thus  prominently 
displayed  would  by  no  means  have  prevented  the 
fierce  lord  of  the  house  from  stabbing  his  guest  in 
a  dark  corner,  if  he  had  a  mind  to  it. 

A  highly  interesting  book  might'  be  written  on 
these  old  sculptured  stones  alone.  Nor  are  they  in 
every  instance  old.  Some  modern  ones  exist,  and 
the  entirely  laudable  passion  for  commemoration  has 
caused  interesting  tablets  to  be  set  up,  marking  many 
of  Edinburgh's  famous  spots.  A  curious  modern 
piece  of  sculpture  decorates  more  or  less  artistically 
the  archway  leading  from  the  High  Street  into 

Paisley  Close,  sup- 
porting a  tall  building 
erected  in  1862.  It 
represents  the  bust  of 
a  kboy,  and  includes 
an  inscribed  label.  It 
seems  that  the  old 
building  standing  on 
this  site  suddenly  col- 
lapsed on  a  Sunday 
morning  in  1861,  and 
buried  a  number  of 

people  in  the  ruins,  thirty-five  actually  dying  from  their 
injuries.  Some  were  fortunate  enough  to  be  screened 
from  the  heavy  masses  of  stone  and  brick  by  timbers 
which  in  falling  had  imprisoned  them.  Among  these  was 
the  lad  whose  face  is  represented  in  the  carving.  The 
rescuers  who  came  with  pick  and  shovel  to  dig  out  the 
survivors  had  succoured  many,  and  were  turning  back 
when  they  heard  the  muffled  cry,  ''  Heave  awa,  lads, 
I'm  no'  deid  yet,"  and  redoubling  their  efforts,  extri- 
cated the  author  of  it. 

No  relic  now  remains  upon  the  door-posts  of  these 
old  houses  of  the  curious  contrivance  which  preceded 
the  door-knocker,  and  for  the  sight  of  a  "tirle-pin"  the 
stranger  must  needs  go  to  the  museum  of  the  Royal 
Scottish  Society  of  Antiquaries,  to  which  the  last 


THE   "HEAVE    AWA "   SIGX. 


THE   "TIRLE-PIN"  243 

example  was  long  since  removed,  from  an  old  house 
in  the  Canongate. 

The  tirle-pin  had  a  variety  of  names.  Sometimes  it 
would  be  called  a  "  risp  "  or  a  "  ringle,"  and  there 
were  those  who  knew  it  as  a  "  craw  "  ;  that  is  to  say, 
a  crow,  from  the  harsh  crow-like  sound  produced  by 
its  use.  A  tirle-pin  was  just  a  rasping  contrivance 
made  of  a  twisted  bar  of  iron  fixed  against  the 
door  post  with  an  iron  ring  hanging  loosely 
from  it,  as  in  the  accompanying  sketch. 
Instead  of  knocking,  one  who  desired 
admittance  would  seize  the  ring  and  rasp 
it  up  and  down  the  twisted  iron,  producing 
a  noise  which  could  be  distinctly  heard 
within. 

The  origin  of  the  tirle-pin,  like  that  of  many 
another  Scottish  custom,  was  French.  It 
originated  in  France  in  the  times  of  the 
Valois,  in  days  when  it  was  not  etiquette  to 
knock  at  the  doors  of  royal  personages.  In 
face  of  this,  courtiers  were  reduced  to  scratching 
with  the  finger-nails — a  disagreeable  sensation 
when  practised  upon  wood,  as  any  one  who 
tries  it  may  readily  discover  for  himself. 
Perhaps  from  this  cause,  or  because  the 
scratching  was  not  loud  enough  (or,  perhaps, 
even  because  the  polish  began  to  disappear 
from  the  royal  portals)  this  mechanical 
scratcher  was  invented.  The  fashion  spread  A 
from  France  to  Scotland  in  times  when  the  TIRLB- 

"PT"\" 

two  countries  were  linked  in  close  ties  of 
friendship.  From  the  palace  it  spread  down  to 
the  mansions  of  the  nobles  and  the  houses  of  the 
merchants,  finally  coming  into  general  use.  It  was 
never  acclimatised  in  England,  although  another  kind 
of  scratching  was,  if  we  may  believe  the  satirists,  who 
say  that  James  the  First  and  his  Scottish  followers 
imported  the  itch. 

However,  the  tirle-pin  is  obsolete,  but  it  did  not 
disappear  without  leaving  a  trace  of  its  existence  in 


244  THE   GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

old    Scots   ballads  ;     as,    for   instance,    that   of  Sweet 
William's  Ghaist : — 

There  cam  a  ghaist  to  Margaret's  door, 

Wi'  mony  a  grievous  groan  ; 
And  aye  he  tirled  upon  the  pinne, 

But  answer  made  she  nane. 

Is  that  my  father  Philip  ? 

Or  is't  my  brother  John, 
Or  is't  my  true  love  Willie 

To  Scotland  now  come  hame  ? 


XXXV 

A  GRIM  old  town,  Edinburgh,  dominated  by  the 
ancient  castle  from  its  rock,  bodeful  with  the  story  of 
a  thousand  years.  Newer  new  towns  have  sprung  up 
around  it  to  south  and  west,  and  hem  the  old  fortress 
in  with  a  bordure  of  unhistoric  suburbs,  so  that  from 
the  topmost  battlements  you  see  how  small  the  original 
Edinburgh  is,  compared  with  its  surroundings.  Places 
of  pilgrimage  are  not  lacking  in  the  old  streets.  There 
are  John  Knox's  house,  one  of  the  queerest,  three- 
storied,  and  gabled,  the  very  ideal  of  rugged  strength  ; 
and  the  Parliament  Square,  once  St.  Giles's  churchyard, 
where  "IK  1572,"  on  a  stone  in  the  pavement,  marks 
the  site  of  Knox's  grave.  Passers-by  walk  over  it, 
curiously  fulfilling  Johnson's  aspiration,  made  years 
before  the  churchyard  was  destroyed,  by  which  he 
hoped  that  the  dour  Presbyterian  was  buried  on  a 
highway.  While  we  are  on  the  subject  of  tombs,  let 
us  mention  that  other  place  of  pilgrimage,  Greyfriars 
churchyard,  that  grisly  place  where  Robert  Louis 
Stevenson  was  accustomed  in  his  youth  to  make 
assignations  with  parlour-maids.  Few  places  so  grim 
as  a  Scottish  burial-ground,  and  Greyfriars  is  of  these 
the  grimmest.  Dishevelled  backs  of  houses  look  down 
upon  the  mouldering  tombs,  and  kitchens  and  living- 
rooms  open  into  the  houses  of  the  dead.  Rusty  iron 
railings,  bolts  and  bars,  guard  the  blackened  and 
broken  mausoleums  and  give  the  pilgrim  the  weird 


GREYFRIARS 


245 


idea  that  the   living  have   taken  extraordinary  pre- 
cautions to  imprison  those  who  are  never  likely  to  break 


GREYFRIARS. 


out.     The  only  living  things  here  are  the  foul  grass 
that  grows  within  the  sepulchral  enclosures,  and  the 


246  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

demon  cats  of  an  heraldic  slimness  that  haunt  the 
churchyard  in  incredible  numbers,  and  stealing  victuals 
from  the  neighbouring  houses,  gnaw  them  within  the 
tombs.  Many  martyrs  for  religion  have  their  resting- 
place  here,  together  with  those  who  martyred  them. 
Persecutors  and  persecuted  alike  rest  here  now. 

Sympathies  will  ever  be  divided  between  the 
Covenanters  and  their  oppressors.  As  you  read  how 
they  upheld  their  faith  and  signed  their  names  to  the 
Covenant  in  this  gruesome  yard  of  Greyfriars,  so 
ominously  on  that  flat  tombstone  which  even  now 
remains,  you  are  fired  with  an  enthusiasm  for  those 
rejecters  of  a  liturgy  alien  from  their  convictions,  and 
can  curse  "  Claverse  "  with  the  best  of  those  who  do 
not  forget  the  heavy  ways  of  "  bonnie  Dundee  "  with 
them.  But  the  Covenanters  were  as  intolerant  with 
those  when  they  came  to  rule.  The  men  of  both  sides 
were  men  of  blood.  The  strain  of  intolerance  remains, 
and  the  tomb  of  that  other  persecutor  of  the  Covenan- 
ters, Sir  George  Mackenzie,  has  always  been,  and  still 
is,  with  the  people  "  bloody  Mackenzie's." 

Old  Edinburgh  life  centred  at  the  Market  Cross, 
happily  restored  in  1885  by  Mr.  Gladstone.  The  Cross 
has  had  a  troubled  history.  Reconstructed  from  a 
much  older  one  in  1617,  it  remained  here  until  1756, 
when  the  "  improving  "  fanatics  of  that  time  swept 
the  historic  structure  away,  without  a  thought  of  the 
associations  belonging  to  it.  They  were  associations 
of  every  kind.  Kings  had  been  proclaimed  at  it  by 
heralds  with  fanfare  of  trumpet ;  patriots  and  traitors 
with  equal  contumely  had  been  done  to  death  beside 
it ;  and  the  continual  round  of  punishments  which 
gave  the  common  hangman  a  busy  time  were  inflicted 
here.  In  fact,  were  a  rogue  to  be  pilloried  or  a  king's 
birthday  to  be  kept  with  becoming  ceremony,  the  Cross 
was  the  place.  Let  us  see  what  those  punishments  were 
like,  from  one  example  illustrative  of  the  general  run 
of  them.  Here  is  what  they  did  in  1655  to  "  Mr.  Patrik 
Maxwell,  ane  arrant  decevar."  They  brought  him  here 
"  quhair  a  pillorie  wes  erectit,  gairdit  and  convoyed 


PUNISHMENTS 


247 


with  a  company  of  sodgeris  ;  and  their,  eftir  ane  full 
houris  standing  on  that  pillorie,  with  his  heid  and 
handis  lyand  out  and  hoilis  cuttit  out  for  that  end, 
his  rycht  lug  was  cuttit  af  ;  and  thaireftir  careyit  over 
to  the  town  of  St.  Johnnestoun,  quhair  ane  uther 
pillorie  wes  erectit,  on  the  quhilk  the  uther  left  lug 
wes  cuttit  af  him.  The  caus  heirof  wes  this  ;  that  he 
haid  gevin  out  fals  calumneis  and  leyis  aganes  Collonell 
Daniell,  governour  of  Peirth.  Bot  the  treuth  is,  he  was 
ane  notorious  decevar  and  ane  intelligencer,  sumtyme 
for  the  Englesches, 
uther  tymes  for 
the  Scottis,  and 
decevand  both  of 
thame  :  besyde 
mony  prankis 
quhilk  wer  tedious 
to  writt."  Quite 
so  ;  but  if  all  de- 
ceivers had  their 
ears  cut  off,  how 
few  would  retain 
them!  A  ferocious 
folk,  those  old 
Scots,  and  petty 
delinquents  supped  sorrow  at  their  hands  with  a  big 
spoon.  Sorry  the  lot  of  scandal-mongers  and  the  like, 
seated  on  a  wooden  horse  with  hands  and  legs  tied,  and 
permission  freely  accorded  to  all  for  the  throwing  of 
missiles.  Ferocity,  however,  should  go  hand  in  hand 
with  courage — a  quality  apparently  not  possessed  by 
the  citizens  of  Edinburgh  when  Prince  Charlie  and  his 
Highlanders  came,  in  1745.  Incredulous  of  the  wild 
clansmen  ever  daring  to  attack  the  town,  they  laughed 
at  the  very  idea  ;  but  when  they  heard  of  his  small 
force  having  eluded  the  force  of  Johnny  Cope,  sent  to 
intercept  them,  and  advancing  in  earnest,  things  took 
a  very  different  colour.  Those  who  were  loyal  to  the 
House  of  Hanover  were  quaking  in  their  shoes,  and  the 
Jacobites  rejoicing.  The  city  armed,  even  to  the 


THE   WOODEX   HORSE. 


248  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

clergymen,  who,  on  the  Sunday  before  the  surrender, 
preached  in  the  churches  with  swords  and  daggers 
buckled  on  under  their  gowns.  Bands  of  volunteers 
were  raised,  and  on  the  report  that  the  Pretender  was 
near,  were  marched  outside  the  walls  to  dispute  his 
entry,  despite  their  murmurs  that  they  had  volunteered 
to  defend  the  city  from  the  inside,  and  were  not  prepared 
to  go  out  to  be  cut  to  pieces  with  the  invaders' 
claymores.  Captain  ex-Provost  Drummond  marched 
with  his  company  down  the  West  Bow  towards  the 
West  Port.  Looking  round  when  he  had  reached  it, 
he  to  his  astonishment  found  himself  alone.  The 
volunteers  had  vanished  down  the  back  lanes  or  closes  ! 
But  the  dragoons  were  as  bad.  Coming  near  the 
enemy  at  Corstorphine,  two  miles  out,  they  bolted 
without  firing  a  shot,  and  so  back  into  Edinburgh  and 
through  it  and  out  at  the  other  end.  It  was  the 
ferocious  appearance  of  the  Highlanders  that  caused 
this  terror.  They  were  comparatively  few  ;  ill -armed, 
ragged,  and  ill-fed.  But  their  strange  dress,  their 
wild  looks,  shaggy  locks,  and  generally  outlandish 
appearance,  frightened  the  good  Lowlanders,  who  knew 
almost  as  little  of  these  Gaelic  tribes  as  Londoners 
themselves.  The  old-time  warfare  of  the  Japanese 
and  the  Chinese,  with  their  hideous  masks ;  the 
dismal  tom-toming  of  the  African  savage  ;  the  war- 
paint of  the  Red  Indian,  are  justified  of  their  existence, 
for  the  strange  and  hideous  in  warfare  is  very  effective 
in  striking  a  paralysing  terror  into  an  enemy.  Accord- 
ingly, the  tartans,  the  naked  legs  and  arms,  and  the 
uncombed  locks  of  the  lairds'  uncivilised  levies  captured 
Edinburgh  for  Prince  Charlie,  who,  a  few  days  later, 
September  17,  caused  his  father,  the  Old  Pretender,  to 
be  proclaimed  king,  by  the  title  of  James  the  Third, 
at  the  Cross. 

With  the  suppression  of  "  the  Forty-five,"  the  stir- 
ring warlike  story  of  Edinburgh  came  to  an  end  ;  but 
not  until  1807,  when  the  Edinburgh  police  came  into 
existence,  was  the  semi-military  Town  Guard,  raised 
in  1682,  abolished.  The  Town  Guard  and  the  towns- 


250  THE  GREAT  NORTH  ROAD 

people  were  always  at  odds,  and  hated  one  another 
cordially.  Recruited  from  the  army,  and  armed  with 
the  formidable  weapons  called  "  Jeddart  axes,"  it  was 
originally  a  fine  body,  designed 
rather  to  keep  the  town  in  order 
than  to  protect  it,  and  its  members 
never  lost  sight  of  that  fact.  In  its 
last  years,  however,  the  Town  Guard 
declined  in  importance  and  in 
numbers,  and,  coming  to  be  regarded 
as  a  refuge  for  old  pensioners  who 
could  scarcely  manage  to  crawl 
about,  became  an  object  of  derision. 
Then  the  sins  of  their  forerunners 
were  visited  upon  the  heads  of  those 
unhappy  old  men,  and  it  became  a 
common  sight  to  see  them  baited  by 
mischievous  small  boys.  The  last  of 
the  Town  Guard  tottered  about 
Parliament  Square  in  his  queer 
uniform  and  three-cornered  hat, 
hardly  able  to  shoulder  his  axe, 
and  regarded  by  the  inhabitants  as 
one  of  their  most  genuine  antiquities, 
THE  LAST  or  THE  until  he  too  followed  his  comrades 
TOWN  GUARD.  to  the  tomb. 


XXXVI 

ONE  must  needs  admire  Edinburgh.  You  may  have 
seen  the  noblest  cities  of  the  world  ;  have  stood  upon 
the  Acropolis  at  Athens,  on  the  Heights  of  Abraham 
at  Quebec  ;  have  viewed  Rome  and  her  seven  hills,  or 
Constantinople  from  the  Goldern  Horn  ;  but  Edinburgh 
still  retains  her  pride  of  place,  even  in  the  eyes  of  the 
much  travelled.  You  need  not  be  Scottish  to  feel  the 
charm  of  her,  and  can  readily  understand  why  she 
means  so  much  to  the  Scot ;  but  your  gorge  rises  at 
the  immemorial  dirt  of  the  Old  Town,  simultaneously 


PRINCE'S   STREET  253 

with  your  admiration  of  its  wondrous  picturesqueness, 
and  stately  Princes  Street  seems  to  you  a  revelation 
of  magnificence  even  while  the  bulk  of  the  New  Town 
appears  grey,  formal,  and  forbidding.  The  great  gulf 
fixed  between  Old  Town  and  New,  that  ravine  in  which 
the  railway  burrows,  and  on  whose  banks  the  Princes 
Street  Gardens  run,  renders  that  thoroughfare,  with 
its  one  side  of  grass  and  trees  and  the  other  of  fine 
shops  and  towering  houses,  reminiscent  to  the  Londoner 
of  Piccadilly.  But  Piccadilly  has  not  a  towering  Castle 
on  one  side  of  it,  nor  a  Calton  Hill  at  the  end  ;  nor,  on 
the  other  hand,  does  Piccadilly  know  such  easterly 
blasts  as  those  that  sweep  down  the  long  length  of 
Princes  Street  and  freeze  the  very  marrow  of  the 
Southerner. 

"  The  same  isothermal  line,"  wrote  Robert  Chambers, 
"  passes  through  Edinburgh  and  London."  "  Still," 
James  Payn  used  to  say,  "  I  never  knew  of  a  four- 
wheeled  cab  being  blown  over  by  an  east  wind  in 
London,  as  has  just  happened  in  Edinburgh,"  and 
R.L.S.  tells  us  frankly  that  his  native  city  has  "  the 
vilest  climate  under  heaven." 

Princes  Street  is  perhaps  even  more  like  the  Brighton 
Front  in  its  well-dressed  crowds  and  fine  shops.  With 
the  sea  in  place  of  the  Gardens  and  the  Castle,  the 
resemblance  would  be  singularly  close. 

As  for  Calton  Hill,  that  neo-classic  eminence,  gives 
form  and  substance  to  Edinburgh's  claim  to  be  the 
"  Modern  Athens."  Learning  had  not  been  unknown 
in  the  Old  Town,  where  Hume  and  Boswell  wrote  ; 
but,  given  air  and  elbow-room,  it  expanded  vastly 
when  the  New  Town  was  planned,  and  with  the 
dawn  of  the  nineteenth  century,  literature  flourished 
exceedingly.  This  seems  to  have  inspired  the  idea 
of  emulating  the  capital  of  Greece,  to  the  eye  as  well 
as  to  the  mind.  Accordingly  a  copy  of  the  Parthenon 
was  begun  on  the  crest  of  Calton  Hill,  as  a  monument 
to  the  Scots  soldiers  who  fell  in  the  campaigns  against 
Napoleon.  It  cost  a  huge  sum  and  has  never  been 
completed,  and  so  it  has  familiarly  been  called 


254  THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 

"  Scotland's  Folly  "  and  "  Scotland's  Shame  "  ;  but 
doubtless  looks  a  great  deal  more  impressive  in  its 
unfinished  state,  in  the  semblance  of  a  ruin,  than  it 
would  were  it  ever  finished.  A  variety  of  other  freak 
buildings  keep  it  company  :  the  Nelson  Monument, 
memorials  to  Burns,  to  Dugald  Stewart,  and  to 
Professor  Playfair,  together  with  what  the  many 
"  guides,"  who  by  some  phenomenal  instinct  scent  the 
stranger  from  afar,  call  an  "  obsairvatory." 

Coaching  days  at  Edinburgh  ceased  in  1846,  when 
that  sole  surviving  relic  of  the  coaches  between  London 
and  the  North — the  Edinburgh  and  Berwick  coach — 
was  discontinued  on  the  opening  of  the  Edinburgh  and 
Berwick  Company,  completing  the  series  of  lines  that 
connect  the  two  capitals.  It  is  true  that  passengers 
could  not  yet  travel  through  without  changing,  for  the 
great  bridges  that  cross  the  Tyne  at  Newcastle  and 
the  Tweed  at  Berwick  were  not  opened  until  four  years 
later  ;  but  it  was  possible,  with  these  exceptions,  to 
journey  the  whole  distance  by  train.  The  opening  of 
the  railway  meant  as  great  a  change  for  Edinburgh 
as  did  the  beginning  of  the  New  Town  seventy  years 
before.  Just  what  it  was  like  then  we  may  judge  from 
the  drawing  made  from  the  Castle  by  David  Roberts 
in  1847.  The  point  of  view  he  has  chosen  is  that  from 
the  Mons  Meg  Battery,  and  the  direction  of  his  glance, 
omitting  the  Old  Town  on  the  right,  is  to  the  north- 
east. Changes  in  detail  have  come  about  since  then, 
but,  as  a  whole,  it  is  the  Edinburgh  we  all  know  :  the 
Calton  Hill,  with  its  cluster  of  weird  monuments, 
prominent ;  the  New  Town,  stretching  away  vaguely 
to  the  water-side  ;  while  in  the  distance,  on  the  right, 
is  seen  the  shore  curving  to  Portobello  ;  the  twin 
masses  of  the  Bass  Rock  and  North  Berwick  Law  on 
the  horizon.  Down  in  the  New  Town  itself  the  changes 
are  evident.  Where  the  toy  train  with  its  old-fashioned 
locomotive  is  crawling  out  of  the  tunnel  under  the 
Mound,  and  where  the  old  Waverley  Station  is  seen, 
alterations  have  been  plenty.  The  old  North  Bridge 
pictured  here  has  given  place  to  a  new,  spanning  the 


THE   END 


ravine  in  three  spans  of  steel.  Beyond  it  are  still  seen 
the  smoked-grimed  modern  Gothic  battlements  of  the 
Calton  Gaol,  but  the  huge  new  hotel  of  the  North 
British  Railway  has  replaced  the  buildings  that  rose 
on  that  side  of  the  old  bridge,  while  the  towering 
offices  of  the  Scotsman  occupy  the  other,  all  in  that 
florid  French  Renaissance  that  is  the  keynote  of 
modern  Edinburgh's  architectural  style.  The  Scott 
Monument  stands  where  it  did,  not,  as  David  Roberts's 
drawing  shows  us,  among  grounds  but  little  cared  for, 
but  amid  gay  parterres  and  velvet  lawns.  The  Bank 
of  Scotland  has  been  rebuilt  and  all  the  vacant  sites 
long  built  upon  ;  evidences  these  of  half  a  century's 
progress,  the  direct  outcome  of  those  railways  that  two 
generations  ago  wrote  "  Finis  "  to  the  last  chapter  in 
the  romantic  story  of  the  Great  North  Road. 


SKYLINE   OF   THE   OLD   TOWN. 


INDEX 


Aberford     74-76,  82 

Alnwick: 174,186 

"  Andrew  Mills'  Stab  " 113 

Asenby   > 84 

Aycliffe 107 

Ayton  208 

Bagby  Common 59 

Bambrough  Castle 190, 192 

Barkston  Ash  68,  71 

Barwick-in-Elmete 76 

Belford 189 

Belhaven .216 

Beltonford  216 

Berwick-upon-Tweed 1 91 ,  196-202 

Birdforth  58 

Birtley 135 

Blagdon  166 

Boroughbridge  82 

Bramham  79 

Bramham  Moor 76,  79 

Brotherton 66-68,  74 

Browney  Bridge 116 

Brownyside 189 

Broxburn 212 

Burnmouth 208 

Causey  Park  Bridge 172 

Chester -le-Street 133-135 

Clifton,  Yorks  52  j 

Clifton ,  Northumberland 00 

Coaches — 

Edinburgh  Mails 55,  68 

Edinburgh  Express 55,  83 

Glasgow  and  Carlisle  Mail 82 

S 


Coaches — eon.  PAGE 

"  High-flyer,"  London,  York 

and  Edinburgh 28,  55,  68 

Leeds  Mail 75 

Leeds  and  York  Stage  Coach   77 

"  Rockingham,"  Leeds 75 

"  Union,"  Leeds  75 

"  Wellington,"  London  and 

Newcastle 55,  62,  68 

Coaching  Accident 116 

Coaching  Notabilities : — 

Alderson,  Dr.  S7 

Holtby.  Tom 28 

"  Nimrod  "  76-79 

Coatham  Mundeville 107 

Cockburnspath  210-212 

"  Conundrum  " 202 

Coxwold 59 

Craigentinny  230 

Croft 92-95 

Cromwell,  Oliver 107,  212 

Croxdale  115 

Cunecaster 133 

Cuthbert,  Saint   ...66,  119,  124,  126,  190 

Dalton-upon-Tees. . .  ^ 92 

Darling,  Grace  190 

Darlington 96-107 

Darrington 65 

De  Quincey,  Thomas 104 

Dintingdale 69,  70 

Dishforth  84 

Doncaster  62 

Dunbar 212-216 

Dunglass  Dene 214 

Durham    118-131 


THE   GREAT   NORTH   ROAD 


Easingwold  54-56 

East  Linton 216 

Edinburgh    231-255 

Elections  29-32 

Fairburn 75 

"  Farmers'  Folly,"  The,  Alnwick, 

174,  184,  186 

Felton  172 

Ferrybridge ....65-67 

Ferryhill 110-112 

Fisherrow 228 

Flemington 207 

Framwellgate,  Durham 130 

Framwellgate  Moor 131 

Galtres,  Forest  of  51,  51 

Gateshead 152,  151-156 

Gladsnuir 222 

Gosforth 166 

Grant's  House 209 

Great  Smeaton 88 

Grizzy's  Clump 191 


Haddington 219-222 

Haggerston  Castle  192-195 

HalidonHill 207 

Hambleton  Hills  58,  59 

Harlowgreen  Lane 138 

Heiferlaw  Bank  187 

Hell's  Kettles 85 

High  Butcher  Race 115 

High  Entercommon 88 

Highwaymen : — 

Boulter,  Thomas 22-24 

Hazlett,  Robert ; 154 

King,  Tom 16 

Nevison,  John 19-22 

Tate,  Andrew 115 

Turpin,  Dick  14-19 

Holy  Island 189-191 

Hook  Moor 75 

Houndwood ,          ....208 


Inns  (mentioned  at  length) : — 

"  Angel,"  Ferrybridge 67 

"  Angel,"  Wetherby 80 

"  Arabian  House,"  Aberford  75 

"  Bay  Horse,"  Skelton 53 

"  Bay  Horse,"  Traveller's  Rest  ....108 

"  Black  Swan,"  York 27,  28,  29 

"  Blue  Bell,"  Went  Bridge 65 

"  Comet,"  Croft 95 

"Crown,"  Boroughbridge 83 

"  Etteridge's,"  York 27 

"  George,"  York 27 

"  Golden  Lion,"  Ferrybridge 68 

"  Golden  Lion,"  Northallerton  61 

"  Grant's  House  "  210 

"  Gretna  Green  Wedding," 

"  Traveller's  Rest  "  107 

"  Greyhounds,"  Boroughbridge  83 

"  New  Inn,"  Allerton  82 

"  New  Inn,"  Easingwold 55 

"  Old  Fox,"  Brotherton  68 

"  Old  Fox,"  Wetherby 80 

"  Plough,"  Alnwick  177 

"  Red  House,"  near  Doncaster 63 

"  Rose  and  Crown,"  Easingwold 55 

"Spa  Hotel,"  Croft 92 

"  Spotted  Dog,"  Thornton-le-Street  59 

"  Swan,"  Aberford 75 

"  Swan,"  Ferrybridge 67 

"  Walshford  Bridge  Inn  " 82 

"  Wheatsheaf,"  Rushyford  Bridge  109 
"  White  Horse,"  Edinburgh  ...234-236 
"  White  House,"  ur.  Easingwold.. 55-58 
"  York  Tavern,"  York  27 

Jock's  Lodge  230 

Joppa  228 

Kirk  Deighton  82 

Knavesmire,  York  15,  32,  52 

Kyloe  ...191 


Lamberton  Toll  

"  Lambtou  Worm,"  The 


202-207 

,...132 


INDEX 


PAGE 

Leven  hall 22: 

Little  Smeaton 89 

Lovesome  Hill  88 

Low  Butcher  Race 115 

Macmerry •. 222 

Malcolm's  Cross 188 

Martin,  Jonathan 14,  42-51 

Merrington  112-114 

Metcalf,  John v 83 

Micklefield  75 

Morpeth 167-173 

Musselburgh 227 

Neville's  Cross,  Battle  of  123 

Newcastle-upon-Tyne 1 54-166 

Newsham 84 

Newton-on-the-Moor 1 74 

"  Nineveh,"  or  Claro  Hill  82 

Northallerton     59-62,  84 

North  Charlton 189 

North  Otterington  84 

Old-Time  Travellers : — 

Calderwood  of  Coltness,  Mrs 129 

Defoe,  Daniel  172 

Derwentwater,  Earl  of  116 

Eldon,  Earl  of 109,  160 

Evelyn,  John  63 

James  the  First  96 

J eanie  Deans 230 

Johnson,  Dr 61,  202 

Macready,  W.  J 207 

Montagu,  Mrs 187 

Sterne,  Rev.  Laurence 59 

Thoresby,  Ralph  84,  116 

Old-Time  Travelling  77-79,  88-91,  97-103 
155,  199,  232-237 

Partinghal  208 

Penshaw  Monument  131 

Percys,  the  Dukes  of  Northumberland, 

178-186,  138-152 


PAGE 

Phantassie 216 

Piershill 230 

"  Pity  Me  "  132 

Plawsworth 132 

Portobello 229 

Prestonpans,  Battle  of  222,  224-226 

Railways  :— 

Edinburgh  and  Berwick    104,  199,  254 

Great,  Northern 104 

North  British 104,  255 

North-Eastern 104, 115, 196 

Stockton  and  Darlington 98-100 

Rashelfe 58 

Richardson's  Stead 195 

Robin  Hood's  Well  63 

Rob  Roy 97 

Roderick  Random 138-152 

Ross 208 

Runaway  Marriages  203  207 

Rushy  Cap  172 

Rushy-ford  Bridge  109 

Sand  Hntton 84 

Saxton 70,  72 

Scott,  Sir  Walter 97,  123 

Scremerston 195 

Seaton  Burn 166 

Shaftholme  Junction 104 

Shipton  54 

Skelton 53 

"  Sockburn  Worm,"  The 93 

"  Sockeld's  Leap  " 116 

South  Otterington 84 

Sunderland  Bridge 115 

Standard,  Battle  of  the 87 

Tadcaster 68,71 

Thirkleby  Park 59 

Thirsk 59 

Thormanby  59 

Thornton-le-Street  59 

Tollerton  Cross-Lanes 54