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HIGHWAYS    AND    BYWAYS 


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KENT 


MACMILLAN    AND    CO.,    Limited 

LONDON  .    BOMBAY'   .    CALCUTTA 
MELBOURNE 

THE    MACMILLAN    COMPANY 

NEW   YORK    .    BOSTON    .    CHICAGO 
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Frontispiece. 


Highways  and  Byways 


IN 


Kent 


BY    WALTER   JERROLD 

WITH      ILLUSTRATIONS      BY 

HUGH    THOMSON 


MACMILLAN    AND   CO.,    LIMITED 
ST.    MARTIN'S   STREET,    LONDON 

1908 


Richard  Clay  and  Sons,  Limited, 
bread  street  hill,  e.c.,  and 

bungay,  suffolk. 

First  Edition,  1907.     Reprinted,  1908. 


TO 

FORD    MADOX    HUEFFER 


PREFACE 


As  one  of  the  counties  most  crowded  with  varied  interests,  as 
the  scene  of  many  historic  events,  as  the  place  at  which 
invaders  and  more  peaceful  visitors  have  landed,  as  the  raising 
ground  of  a  strong  yeomanry  and  of  many  men  of  great  distinc- 
tion from  the  time  of  the  making  of  England  to  the  present,  as  the 
original  centre  of  our  national  church  life,  Kent  has  a  peculiarly 
notable  position  among  the  counties  of  England.  Many  books 
have  been  written  dealing  with  these  various  aspects  of  the 
county,  and  with  its  geological  features,  with  its  flora  and  its 
fauna  ;  others  have  been  devoted  to  its  history,  now  in  large 
and  many-volumed  form,  now  in  merest  outline  ;  its  past  has 
been  presented  in  fiction  and  in  archaeological  records,  there 
have  been  many  guides  dealing  with  it  as  a  whole,  and  many 
more  dealing  in  special  fashion  with  particular  centres.  A 
library  of  respectable  dimensions  might  be  made  of  books  con- 
cerning Kent,  so  that  it  may  seem  a  temerarious  act  to  add  yet 
another  to  their  number.  The  series  to  which  this  volume 
belongs  has,  however,  established  a  place  of  its  own  in  the 
large  class  of  topographical  works.  Between  the  voluminous 
method  of  a  Hasted  or  the  worthy  clergyman  who  spent  his 
life  in  collecting  materials  and  would  have  written  a  greater 
history  had  he  had  a  second  life  to  do  it  in,  and  that  of  the 
compiler  of  the  useful  but  necessarily  compact  "guide,"  there 
are  many  degrees.     It  is  a  position  between  these  two  extremes 


x  PREFACE 

that  a  volume  of  the  Highways  and  Byways  Series  such  as  this 
seeks  to  fill  ;  while  it  may  answer  many  of  the  requirements  of  a 
guide  book  it  does  not  pretend  to  supplant  such  a  useful  com- 
panion. 

In  dividing  up  a  county  into  subjects  for  chapters  many 
methods  may  be  followed.  Here  I  have  mostly  taken  a  district 
around  some  centre  from  which  it  may  conveniently  be  explored, 
and  have  sought  to  indicate  the  nature  of  the  surrounding 
scenery,  to  point  out  the  more  interesting  places  to  be  visited, 
and  to  tell  something  of  the  men  and  events  associated  with 
them.  The  object  has  been  to  indicate  the  various  attractions 
of  a  county  peculiarly  rich  in  associations,  and  including  within 
its  limits  much  beautiful  and  varied  scenery. 

From  Lambarde,  who  perambulated  Kent  nearly  three 
centuries  and  a  half  ago,  there  has  been  a  succession  of  writers 
on  Kent  and  to  a  large  number  of  them  the  present  day  writer 
is  necessarily  indebted — for  he  is  but  telling  an  old  tale  in  a  new 
way.  To  many  who  have  preceded  me  in  wandering  about  the 
highways  and  byways  of  Kent  I  owe  much,  but  special  mention 
must  be  made  of  the  long  series  of  volumes  of  the  Archceologia 
Cantiana,  a  crowded  repository  of  facts  which  is  invaluable  to 
all  who  would  inquire  into  the  past  history  of  Kent.  But  if  the 
gossiping  topographer  owes  gratitude  to  predecessors  who  have 
worked  in  the  same  field  he  is  also  grateful  to  friends  and  to 
those  acquaintances  whom  his  work  has  brought  him,  who 
have  assisted  him  in  compressing  much  into  little, — a  large 
county  into  a  small  volume. 

In  the  spelling  of  place  names  — in  which  there  is  occasional 
disagreement — I  have  made  a  rule  of  following  that  of  the 
Ordnance  Survey  maps. 

W.J. 

October  17,    1907. 


In  the  one-inch-to-the-mile  Ordnance  Survey  maps  Kent  is 
comprised  in  the  following  fourteen  sheets — sheet  258  includes 
the  fringe  of  the  Thames  marshes,  and  sheet  320  an  incon- 
siderable scrap — 


270 
Beckenham 

271 
Dartford 

272 
Rochester 

273 
Whitstable 

274 
Isle  of  Thanet 

287 
Sevenoaks 

288 
Maidstone 

289 

Canterbury 

290 
Deal 

303 

Tunbridge 
Wells 

304 
Tenterden 

305 
Hythe 

306 

Shakespeare's 

Cliff 

321 

Lydd 

CONTENTS 


CHAPTER  I 

1  AGF 

INTRODUCTORY I 

CHAPTER  II 
CANTERBURY  CATHEDRAL  l8 

CHAPTER  III 

THE   CITY    OF   CANTERBURY •       .         4I 

CHAPTER  IV 

ROUND   ABOUT   CANTERBURY    65 

CHAPTER  V 

THE    ISLE   OF   THANET IOI 

CHAPTER  VI 

SANDWICH,    DEAL,    AND   THE   GOODWINS I23 

CHAPTER  VII 

DOVER   AND   NEIGHBOURHOOD 145 

CHAPTER  VIII 

FOLKESTONE   AND   HYTHE 163 

CHAPTER  IX 

ROMNEY   MARSH l8l 

CHAPTER  X 

LYMFNE  TO  THE   "  DENS " 199 


xiv  CONTENTS 

CHAPTER  XI 

PAGE 

ROUND   ABOUT   ASHFORD 220 

CHAPTER  XII 

CRANBROOK    AND    THE    "  HURSTS  " 242 

CHAPTER  XIII 

MAIDSTONE 260 

CHAPTER  XIV 

ROUND   ABOUT   MAIDSTONE 278 

CHAPTER  XV 

"THE   WELLS"   AND   TONBRIDGE 3C9 


s 


CHAPTER  XVI 


PENSHURST   AND   THE    EDEN    VALLEY 326 

CHAPTER  XVII 

WESTERHAM   AND   SEVENOAKS 34I 

CHAPTER  XVIII 

OTFORD   AND    "THE   HAMS " 356 

CHAPTER  XIX 

DAKTFORD   AND   GRAVESEND 37 1 

CHAPTER  XX 

COBHAM,    ROCHESTER,    AND   THE  THAMES   MARSHES 384 

CHAPTER  XXI 

SITTINGBOURNE,    FAVERSHAM   AND   SHEPPEY 404 

CHAPTER  XXII 

KENT   NEAR   LONDON  422 

INDEX        439 


LIST    OF    ILLUSTRATIONS 


PAGE 


the  dark  entry,  CANTERBURY Frontispiece 

CANTERBURY    FROM    A    DISTANCE 3 

A   KENTISH    BYWAY 4 

BRIDGE   OVER    THE    MEDWAY    AT   TESTON,    NEAR    MAIDSTONE      .-     .  6 

QUEBEC   HOUSE,    WESTERHAM & 

RECULVER IO 

BETWEEN    YALDING   AND   WATERINGBURY .       .      .             12 

KENTISH    ORCHARD J3 

NORMAN    PORCH,    CANTERBURY      19 

CANTERBURY 2° 

THE   STOUR    FROM    HIGH    STREET 2I 

THE   CATHEDRAL    FROM    CHRIST    CHURCH    GATE 2J 

THE   SPOT    WHERE    BECKET    FELL 25 

A   GLIMPSE   OF    DETLING    ON    PILGRIMS'    ROAD 27 

HARBLEDOWN    HILL 2& 

THE   WEST   GATE 34 

THE    NAVE,    CANTERBURY    CATHEDRAL •       •  3^ 

OAST    HOUSE   (FORMERLY    A    CHAPEL),    AT    HORTON,   NEAR   CANTER- 
BURY         4° 

BELL    HARRY    FROM    THE    DARK    ENTRY 42 

THE   WEST   GATE,    CANTERBURY ¥> 

THE    WEST   GATE    FROM    WITHIN 47 

OLD   HOUSE    IN    ST.    DUNSTAN'S    STREET 49 

WHERE    MR.    MICAWBER    STAYED    IN    CANTERBURY 52 

MERCERY    LANE 54 


xvi  LIST  OF  ILLUSTRATIONS 

PAGE 

ST.    JOHNS    HOSPITAI 60 

FORDWICH    TOWN    HALL 65 

SANDWICH    FROM    THE    RAMSGATE    ROAD 66 

A    MILL   ON    THE   STOUR 67 

ON    THE   STOUR    AT    FORDWICH       .       .    ' 68 

STURRY ...  69 

FORDWICH   CHURCH 70 

INTERIOR    OF   THE   TOWN    HALL,    FORDWICH  ....              ...  7 1 

PLOUGHING    NEAR    WI.NGHAM.       ASH    CHURCH    IN    THE    DISTANCE     .  74 

WINGHAM ....  75 

DENTON 76 

TAPPINGTON 77 

ELHAM ....  80 

BISHOPSBOURNE   CHURCH 83 

PATRIXBOURNE    CHURCH 84 

CHILHAM S7 

THE   CATHEDRAL    FROM    HARBLEDOWN    HILL 89 

BOUGHTON    CHURCH  AND  BOUGHTON  STREET    FROM    NEAR    SELLING 

STATION        .       .       .       .       ' 90 

HERNEHILL 91 

LOW   TIDE   AT   WHITSTABLE 92 

A   JOTTING    IN    WHITSTABLE 94 

HERNE   BAY 96 

THE    RECULVER 97 

HERNE    BAY 98 

APPROACH    TO    RECULVER    FROM    HERNE 99 

RAMSGATE   FROM    THE   WEST   CLIFF IO3 

RAMSGATE    FROM    THE    PIER IO4 

EASTRY IO5 

MARGATE    IN    DECEMBER 112 

BROADSTAIRS II5 

SARRE   WALL 121 

THE   BARBICAN,   SANDWICH I26 

WOODNESBOROUGH 130 

DEAL 132 

HIGH   STREET,    DEAL  . I33 


HIGHWAYS    AND    BYWAYS 

IN 

KENT 

CHAPTER    I 

"  O  famous  Kent 
What  county  hath  this  isle  that  can  compare  with  thee  ? 
That  hath  within  thyself  as  much  as  thou  canst  wish  : 
Thy  rabbits,  venison,  fruits,  thy  sorts  of  fowl  and  tish  , 
As  with  what  strength  comports,  thy  hay,  thy  corn,  thy  wood, 
Nor  anything  doth  want  that  anywhere  is  good." 

Michael  Drayton. 

To  invite  anyone  to  a  saunter  through  Kentish  byways,  or  even 
to  a  motor-scorch  along  Kentish  highways,  is  to  invite  them  into 
a  county  that  has  beauty,  and  varied  beauty,  to  offer  to  the  eye 
at  all  seasons  of  the  year  ;  but  it  is  to  invite  them  also  to  a 
county  rich  in  matters  that  appeal  to  the  imagination,  a  county 
in  which  the  making  of  history  has  been  carried  on  for  close 
upon  twenty  centuries,  and  one  rich  even  in  those  relics  which 
tell  of  earlier  unrecorded  times  when  wild  in  woods  the  naked 
savage  ran.  From  the  coming  of  Caesar  Kent  takes  a  prominent 
place  as  the  scene  of  notable  events  ;  it  was  ravaged  successively 
by  the  neighbouring  kings  of  Mercia  and  Wessex  and  by  the 
Danes ;  its  shores  welcomed  the  first  coming  of  Christianity  ; 
it  has  witnessed  fighting,  has  taken  part  in  rebellions  of  a  serious 
and  of  an  insignificant  character,  has  welcomed  the  comings 
of  some  of  the  Kingdom's  rulers  and  speeded  the  parting  of 
IE  b 


2  VARIETY  OF  BEAUTY  chap. 

others.  It  has  been  the  scene  of  pageants  and  of  pilgrimages, 
of  historic  love-making  and  of  historic  crime.  It  has,  indeed, 
come  to  stand  for  the  whole  kingdom  of  England,  for  to  what 
do  the  thoughts  of  the  exile  turn  if  it  be  not  to  the  white  cliffs 
of  Albion — and  it  may  be  affirmed  that  for  the  vast  majority  of 
exiles  the  vision  which  those  words  conjure  up  is  a  vision  of  the 
cliffs  of  the  south-eastern  corner  of  Kent,  the  cliffs  about  Dover, 
where  one  was  wont — if  Shakespeare  is  to  be  accepted  as  a 
topographical  authority — to  gather  samphire,  dangerous  trade. 

From  the  point  at  which  London  touches  Kent  in  the  north, 
to  Dover  in  the  south  ;  from  the  quiet  lane  which  marks  the 
entrance  of  the  old  Pilgrims'  Way  on  the  west,  to  the  holiday- 
maker's  Merry  Margate  in  the  extreme  east,  the  county  offers 
an  infinite  variety  of  attractions  in  the  towns  along  its  high- 
ways, the  villages  and  hamlets  of  its  byways,  the  pleasure  resorts 
along  its  coast,  in  its  wide  stretches  of  hopfields,  its  orchards, 
its  strawberry  fields,  its  woods  and  coppices,  its  meadows, 
streams,  and  riverside  marshes. 

An  American  visitor  who  saw  the  county  in  the  time  of 
the  bridal  white  of  its  cherry-bloom  thought  of  Kent  as 
of  one  vast  cherry  orchard.  Visiting  it  later  in  the  year, 
when  the  fragrant  hops  were  near  the  time  of  their  gather- 
ing, he  rubbed  his  eyes  and  wondered  where  all  the 
cherry  trees  had  gone.  Yet  cherries  and  hops  cover  but  a 
small  portion  of  the  acreage  of  our  county,  and  there  is  so 
much  else  to  be  seen  that  a  man  might  know  much  of  Kent 
yet  know  but  little  about  the  uplifting  beauty  of  a  cherry 
orchard  in  bloom,  or  even  of  the  fragrant  trailers  of  the  hopbine. 
In  things  to  be  seen,  and  associations  for  stimulating  the 
imagination,  the  county  is  so  rich  that  to  one  who  has  wandered 
hither  and  thither  about  it,  has  sojourned  for  some  years  now 
in  a  lonely  hill-top  house  four  miles  from  a  railway  station,  now 
in  a  valley  in  the  very  shelter  of  a  railway  embankment  and 
then  by  the  wind-blown  shore,  it  becomes  a  difficult  matter  to 
know  where  to  begin  a  description  of  what  may  be  seen,  an 
account  of  some  of  the  many  associations,  historical,  literary 
and  general,  with  which  every  square  mile  of  the  county  is 
marked.  We  might  enter  Kent  from  London,  and,  following 
after  a  long  interval  in  the  steps  of  Chaucer's  story-telling 
band,  reach  Canterbury,  and  thence  take  radiating  routes  to  the 
rest  of  the  county  ;  we  might  follow  the  course  of  the  conquer- 


I  THE  STARTING  POINT  3 

ing  Romans;. we  might  consider  ourselves  as  newly  come 
to  England  by  that  common  port  of  entry  at  the  base  of 
Shakespeare's  Cliff,  and  so  work  through  the  land  to  London; 
or  we  might  imagine  a  pleasure-seeker  at  one  of  Thanet's 
populous  resorts  determining  to  learn  something  of  the  Kentish 
hinterland,  setting  out  from  Ramsgate  or  Margate  to  explore 
the  Kentish  ways.  It  matters  not  where  we  begin  with  all  the 
county  before  us,  but   perhaps   the  centre  which  for  hundreds 


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Canterbury  from  a  Distar.cc. 


of  years  has  attracted  visitors  from  all  parts  of  the  world  will  be 
that  at  which  it  is  fittest  to  make  a  start. 

Before  beginning  our  saunterings  through  historic  towns, 
by  lanes  and  footpaths,  or  our  more  hurried  journey ings  along 
the  telegraph-poled  and  mile-marked  highways,  it  may  be  well 
to  take  a  bird's-eye  view  of  the  county  as  a  whole,  to  note  its 
situation  and  some  of  its  general  features.  Of  the  "  scituation," 
saith  William  Lambarde,  the  father  of  English  topography, 
"■Kent  therefore  lying  in  the  Southern  Region  of  this  Realm, 
hath  on  the  North  the  River  of  Thames  ;    on  the  East  the  Sea, 


Y,    2 


THE  BOUNDARIES 


CHAP. 


on  the  South  the  Sea  and  Sussex,  and  on  the  West  Sussex  and 
Surrey.  It  extendeth  in  length  from  the  West  of  the  lands  in 
Beckenham,  called  (I  will  not  say  purposely  hereof)  Langley, 
where  is  the  stile,  as  it  were,  over  into  Surrey,  to  the  Ramsgate 


■ 


-' 


A  Kentish  Byway. 

in  the  Isle  of  Thanet,  about  fifty  and  three  miles  ;  and  reacheth 
in  breadth  from  the  River  Bother  on  the  South  of  Newendene 
next  Sussex,  to  the  River  of  Thames  at  Nowrlzeade  in  the  Isle  of 
Greane,  twenty-six  miles  and  somewhat  more  :  And  hath  in 
circuit  1 60  miles  or  thereabouts." 


I  HEALTH  AND  WEALTH  5 

Its  situation  at  the  south-eastern  corner  of  England,  at  the 
point  nearest  to  the  ( Continent,  has  made  Kent  a  place  of  great 
historical  importance  from  earliest  times,  whilst  its  position, 
bounded  on  two  sides  by  the  sea.  on  one  by  the  river  Thames, 
has  given  it  a  larger  share  than  most  other  counties  of  the 
advantages  which  the  whole  country  gains  from  its  insular 
position.  Then,  too,  the  1,624  square  miles  of  its  area  include 
great  tracts  of  the  chalk  downs  and  of  the  greensand  hills, 
broad  stretches  of  the  fruitful  Weald,  rich  pasturage,  and  wide 
sea  and  river  marshes.  Old  Puller  has  pointed  out  that  the 
county  "  differeth  not  more  from  other  shires  than  from  itself, 
such  the  variety  thereof."  In  some  parts  of  it,  the  same  quaint 
writer  puts  it,  "  health  and  wealth  are  at  many  miles  distance, 
which  in  other  parts  are  reconciled  to  live  under  the  same  roof— 
I  mean  abide  in  one  place  together."  The  same  differentiation 
has  been  expressed  in  quatrain  form,  thus  : 

"  Rye,  Romney,  and  Hythe,  for  wealth  without  heallh, 
The  Downs  for  health  with  poverty  ; 
But  you  shall  find  both  health  and  wealth 
From  Foreland  Head  to  Knole  and  Lee.'' 

The  river  marshes  in  the  north  and  the  Romney  Marshes 
in  the  south  can  scarcely  be  cited  for  their  healthfulness, 
yet  of  the  greater  part  of  the  county  it  may  be  said  that  health 
and  wealth  are  reconciled  together,  though  the  height  of  the 
chalky  downs  suggest  more  of  health  than  wealth — the  rich 
meadows  of  the  valley  of  the  Medway,  the  stretching  orchards 
surrounding  houses  and  farmsteads,  the  extensive  fruit  gardens 
in  the  part  of  the  country  nearer  London,  the  many  thousands 
of  acres  of  swaying  hops,  all  point  to  the  wealthfulness  of  the 
county — its  very  nickname  of  the  Garden  of  England  suggests 
something  of  the  same  kind.  It  looks  a  rich  country  as  viewed 
from  any  of  the  numerous  heights  along  "  the  Backbone  of 
Kent "  as  the  southern  chalk  downs  are  named,  along  the 
northern  downs  of  chalk  and  greensand,  or  any  of  the  other 
elevations  by  which  the  whole  county  is  marked,  for  there  is 
but  little  level  country,  with  the  exception  of  the  flats  along  the 
river  Thames,  the  marshes  about  the  estuary  of  the  Stour  and 
the  levels  recaptured  from  the  sea  in  the  south.  Be  we  where 
we  may,  from  Sydenham  Hill  to  Dover  Castle  Hill,  from 
Shooter's  Hill  to  the  neighbourhood  of  Tunbridge  WTells,  there 


THE  MEDWAY 


CHAP. 


is  always  an  eminence  from  which  we  may  get  an  extended  view 
of  the  well  diversified  country,  though  in  many  parts  the 
extent  of  the  woods  must  make  the  observer  wonder  where  lie 
the  pasture  and  arable  lands ;  in  other  parts  orchards  or  hops 
seem  to  have  annexed  the  country-side.  Of  these  various  hills 
we  shall  say  something  as  we  reach  their  neighbourhood,  but  of 
the  Kentish  rivers  a  few  words  may  here  be  said  indicating 
their  course.     "The  river  of  Thames."  as  Lambarde  terms  it, 


Bridge  over  the  Medway  at  Teston,  near  Maids/one. 

belongs  to  the  country  rather  than  to  the  county  ;  but  on  its 
Kentish  banks  we  shall  find  Deptford,  Greenwich,  Woolwich, 
Erith,  Greenhithe,  Gravesend — places  of  interest  and  import- 
ance all. 

The  river  of  Kent  most  characteristic  of  the  county  is 
the  "  Medway,  the  bright  flowing  Medway,"  which  passes 
through  the  most  varied  scenery.  Entering  the  county  at  the 
Sussex  border,  it  meanders  in  a  general  north-easterly  direction, 
flows  west  and  north  of  Tunbridge  Wells  to  Tonbridge  and 


i  THE  GREAT  STOUR  7 

Maidstone,  thence  by  the  ancient  battle-ground  of  Aylesford 
to  the  stretch  of  beautiful  country  disfigured  by  cement  works, 
and  so  to  Strood,  Rochester  and  Chatham,  and  thence  by 
broad,  winding  reaches  to  Sheerness  and  at  the  estuary  of 
the  Thames  to  its  marriage  with  that  river,  as  celebrated  by 
Edmund  Spenser  and  Michael  Drayton.  Though  Spenser,  in 
one  poem,  describes  the  nuptials  of  Medway  and  Thames,  in 
another  he  makes  them  brethren,  where  he  sings  of 

"  The  salt  Medway  that  trickling  streams 
Adown  the  dales  of  Kent 
Till  with  his  elder  brother  Thames 
His  brackish  waves  be  blent." 

The  Medway  is  notable  for  being  navigable  during  about 
two-thirds  of  its  course  of  sixty  miles. 

Next  in  importance  to  the  Medway  comes  the  Stour,  or  the 
Great  Stour  as  it  is  proudly  named.     As  a  local  singer  puts  it : 

"  Let  others  sing  the  Doon  and  Trent, 

Vet  none  my  lingering  thoughts  shall  lure  ; 
I  love  my  own  romantic  Kent, 

And  best  I  love — the  banks  of  Stour." 

One  branch  of  this  river  rises  near  Lenham  and  flows  south- 
easterly, the  other — the  East  Stour— rises  near  Postling,  within 
about  three  miles  of  the  south  coast,  and  flows  north-westerly. 
These  streams  unite  at  Ashford  and  flow  north-easterly  through 
a  picturesque  valley  of  parks  and  pasture  by  Chilham  and 
Chartham  to  Canterbury,  and  thence  by  the  ancient  Fordwich 
through  pleasant  country  by  Sarre,  beyond  which  it  is  joined  by 
the  Eittle  Stour  to  the  Isle  of  Thanet,  and,  by  a  great  curve  in 
which  it  doubles  and  redoubles  on  itself  past  Richborough 
Castle  and  Sandwich,  it  reaches  the  North  Sea  at  Pegwell  Bay, 
immediately  to  the  south  of  Ramsgate.  Near  Sarre  the  Stour 
used  to  branch,  one  stream  going  north  to  the  sea  east  of 
Reculver,  and  the  other  following  more  or  less  closely  the 
present  course  to  Pegwell.  These  two  branches  from  Sarre  to 
the  sea  used  to  be  known  as  the  Wantsume,  or  Wantsome,  and 
it  was  their  course  which  made  Thanet  an  island,  a  term  since 
the  drying  up  of  the  northern  channel  no  longer  geographic- 
ally accurate.  When  Bede  wrote  this  Wantsume  was  about 
three  furlongs  broad,  with  but  two  fordable  places,  but  in 
Lambarde's  time  (1570)  the  one  branch  was  so  far  silted  up 


THE  DARENT 


CHAP. 


that  it  was  necessary  to  asseverate  that  the  persons  yet  living 
who  had  seen  vessels  pass  the  whole  length  of  the  Wantsume 
were  "right  credible."  The  Little  Stour  rises  in  the  Elham 
valley,  and  after  flowing  north  towards  Canterbury  turns  near 
Bridge  and  goes  roughly  parallel  with  its  greater  neighbour 
until  their  junction  near  East  Stourmouth. 
The  Darent,  Spenser's 

"  Still  Darent,  in  whose  waters  clean 
Ten  thousand  fishes  play," 


JV<w.  5  oi 


-',- 


Quebec  House,  Westerhat. 


■T/f 


rises  near  the  western  limits  of  the  county  at  Westerham,  and 
after  flowing  south  of  the  North  Downs,  passes  through  a  break 
in  the  hills  at  Otford  and  goes  north  by  Farningham,  Darenth 
and  Dartford,  joining  the  Thames  a  mile  and  a  half  east  of 
Erith.  The  Sussex  Rother  during  a  portion  of  its  course  is  in 
part  a  Kentish  river,  forming  the  boundary  between  the  two 
counties  for  some  miles,  and  there  are  many  tributaries  of  the 


i  THREE  GREAT  LANDINGS  9 

larger  streams  mentioned,  and  pleasant  smaller  rivulets  which 
will  be  more  fittingly  noticed  as  we  visit  them. 

From  the  streams  that  water  our  fruitful  valleys  we  may  pass 
to  some  of  the  general  features  of  the  stream  of  History  as  it 
has  passed  over  the  fair  land.  Of  the  "  five  great  landings  in 
English  History,"  as  1  )ean  Stanley  pointed  out,  the  three  first 
and  most  important  probably  took  place  on  the  shores  of  Kent 
— those  which  first  "  revealed  us  to  the  civilised  world  and  the 
civilised  world  to  us  ;  .  .  .  which  gave  us  our  English  fore- 
fathers and  our  English  characters  :  .  .  .  which  gave  us  our 
English  Christianity."  It  was  on  the  Kentish  coast  that  Julius 
Caesar  landed  with  his  Roman  soldiery  in  the  year  55  B.C.,  as 
every  schoolboy  knows — exactly  where  the  Roman  general 
landed  even  the  wisest  of  those  whose  business  it  is  to  add  to 
the  schoolboy's  knowledge  cannot  affirm  with  certainty.  The 
balance  of  evidence  is,  however,  so  much  in  favour  of  the 
neighbourhood  of  Deal  that  we  may  look  upon  that  district 
with  some  confidence  as  being  that  which  first  did  lie  at  the 
proud  foot  of  the  conqueror  fresh  from  his  achievements  in 
Gaul.  Some  writers,  it  is  true,  think  that  the  landing  was 
effected  at  Romney  Marsh,  while  others  would  take  the  tradition 
away  from  Kent  altogether  and  make  Sussex  the  scene  of  Caesar's 
as  well  as  of  William  of  Normandy's  landing.  The  evidence 
adduced  on  behalf  of  the  east  coast,  somewhere  between  ^Talmer 
and  the  Isle  of  Thanet,  is,  however,  sufficiently  convincing  for 
most  people.  Caesar  recorded  that  he  found  the  people  of 
Kent — though  they  had  menaced  him  at  Dover  so  seriously 
as  to  make  him  seek  a  landing  further  north — remarkable 
for  the  civility  of  their  manners.  "  Kent  in  the  commen- 
taries Caesar  writ  is  termed  the  civil'st  place  of  all  the  isle." 

The  Roman  occupation  of  over  four  hundred  years  left  many 
marks  upon  our  county  in  the  way  of  roads,  while  of  remains 
of  varied  character  we  learn  hither  and  yon  all  up  and  down 
the  county.  Five  centuries  after  Caesar's  coming  three  ship- 
loads of  Saxons  under  Hengist  and  Horsa  landed  at  Ebbsfleet 
and  set  about  the  overthrowing  of  Vortigern.  Incidentally  it 
may  be  remembered  that  from  the  banner  of  the  Saxon  chiefs 
Kent  takes  its  distinguishing  mark  of  the  rampant  white  horse. 
Another  hundred  and  fifty  years  passed,  and  at  the  same  spot 
Augustine  and  his  missionaries  landed  to  begin  their  peaceful 
conquest  of  the  country,  and  to  leave  in  Kent  most  enduring 


IO 


THE  "TIDE  OF  RACES" 


CHAP. 


marks  of  their  holy  zeal,  though  there  have  been  writers  who 
refer  to  Reculver  as  Augustine's  landing  place. 


"^\i-<*< 


^ 


I  '-^ 


Reculver. 


When  William  the  Conqueror  came  and  added  Norman  blood 
and  influence  to  the  "  tide  of  races  "  out  of  which  the  English 


I  THE  CONQUEROR  IN  KENT  n 

nation  was  to  emerge,  the  men  of  Kent  offered  peace  and 
faithful  obedience  only  on  condition  that  they  were  permitted 
to  enjoy  all  their  ancient  liberties,  otherwise  "  Warr,  and  that 
most  deadly."  The  ancient  liberties  of  the  county  thus  pre- 
served included  the  custom  of  gavelkind,  by  which  at  a  man's 
death  his  lands  were  equally  divided  among  his  sons,  the 
youngest  of  whom  succeeded  to  the  home.  The  story  of  how 
the  men  of  Kent  dictated  their  terms  to  the  Conqueror  is 
recorded  by  Lambarde  as  taken  from  Thomas  Spot,  "some- 
times a  monk  and  chronicler  of  St.  Augustine  at  Canterbury," 
and,  as  the  same  quaint  old  topographer  puts  it,  "  I  neither  well 
may,  ne  will  at  all,  stick  now  eftsoons  to  rehearse  it." 

"After  such  time  (saith  he)  as  Duke  Willi  am  the  Conqueror 
had  overthrown  King  Harold  in  the  field,  at  Battell  in  Sussex 
and  had  received  the  Londoners  to  mercy,  he  marched  with  his 
army  toward  the  castle  of  Dover,  thinking  thereby    to   have 
brought  in  subjection  this  Country  of  Kent  also.      But  Stigande, 
the  Archbishop  of  Canterbury,  and  Egelsine,  the  Abbot  of  St. 
Angustines,  perceiving  the  danger,  assembled  the  Countrymen 
together  and  laid  before  them   the    intolerable  pride    of   the 
Normanes  that  invaded  them  and  their  own   miserable  con- 
dition if  they  should  yield  unto  them.      By  which  means  they 
so  enraged  the  common  people,  that  they   ran    forthwith    to 
weapon,  and  meeting  at  Swanscombe,  elected  the  Archbishop 
and  the  Abbot  for  their  Captains.     This  done,  each  man  got 
him  a  green  bough  in  his  hand  and  beare  it  over  his  head,   in 
such  sort,  as  when  the  Duke  approached,  he  was  much  amased 
therewith,  thinking  at  the  first  that  it  had  been  some  miraculous 
wood  that  moved  toward  him.      But  they,  as  soon  as  he  came 
within  hearing,  cast  away  their  boughs  from  them,  and  at  the 
sound    of   a    trumpet    bewraied    their    weapons,    and    withall 
despatched  towards  him  a  messenger,  which  spake  unto  him  in 
this  manner  : — The  Commons  of  Kent  {most  noble  Duke)  are 
ready  to  offer  thee  either  Peaee  or  Warr,  at  thy  own  choice  and 
election  :  Peace  with  their  faithful  I  Obedience,  if  thou  wilt  permit 
them  to  enjoy  their  ancient  Liberties  ;  Warr,  and  that  most  deadly, 
if  thou  deny  it  them." 

These  men  of  Kent  bearing  green  branches  might  well  have 
suggested  to  Shakespeare  the  scene  in  Macbeth  near  Birnam 
Wood,  when  Malcolm  says  : — 


12 


PEACE,  OR  WAR  MOST  DEADLY 


CHAP, 


"  Let  every  soldier  hew  him  down  a  bough 
And  bear't  before  him  ;  thereby  shall  we  shadow 
The  numbers  of  our  host  and  make  discovery 
Err  in  report  of  us." 

The  men  of  Kent  seemed  to  have  gained  their  ends,  if  the 
pleasant  story  of  the  old  monk  be  true,  no  less  surely  and  less 
strenuously  than  did  the  Scottish  soldiers  who  fulfilled  the 
baneful  witches'  prophecy  to  Macbeth. 

Of  some  of  the  many  historic  incidents  which  have  taken 
place  within  the  confines  of  our  county,  of  some  of  the  great 


(wmAg-s.  0-7 


Between   Yalding  and  Wateringhury. 


number  of  great  men  who  were  natives  of  or  dwelt  in  Kent  we 
shall  learn  as  wTe  touch  at  the  towns  and  villages,  castles  and 
fields  where  they  were  enacted  or  where  they  lived,  but  a  few 
words  may  fittingly  be  said  as  to  the  origin  of  those  broad 
hop-fields,  those  May-rich  stretches  of  cherry  orchards  which 
remain  in  the  memory  of  so  many  who  know  Kent  intimately, 
as  of  those  who  know  it  but  casually,  as  characteristic  features  t 
of  the  land. 

"  Hops  and  pickerel,  carp  and  beer 
Came  into  England  all  in  a  year." 


THE  KENTISH  "VINE" 


13 


So  runs  one  of  the  many  versions   of  an  old  rhyme.      The 

date  was  some  time  in  the  sixteenth  century,  and  since  then  the 
hop  has  become  so  much  acclimatised  that  it  is  to  be  found 
wild  in  many  parts.  Of  the  half-dozen  counties  in  which  the 
plant  is  grown  extensively  for  commercial  purposes  Kent  has 
easily  the  first  place,  with  between  thirty  and  forty  thousand 
acres  devoted  to  its  cultivation.  Of  the  appearance  of  a  hop- 
field  in  its  various  seasons,  from  the  bareness  of  the  winter,  the 
sticking  and  stringing  of  the  bines  to  the  growing  crop,  to  the 
fulness  of  growth  when  the  whole  fields  are  masses  of  more  or 


Kentish  Orchard. 


less  orderly  tangled  bines  with  their  clusters  of  hanging  blooms, 
to  the  time  when  those  clustered  blooms  are  gathered  by  an 
army  of  "  hoppers,"  we  shall  see  something  again  and  again 
along  the  highways  and  byways  of  our  county  and  more 
especially  about  the  Maidstone  district  and  in  the  valley  of  the 
Medway.  Yet  the  hop  is  so  characteristic  that  we  find  fields 
of  it  on  hillsides  and  in  valleys  in  all  parts,  its  cultivation  being 
well  distributed  ;  and  the  railway  traveller  passing  through  the 
county,  though  there  may  be  no  hop-fields  within  sight  of  the 
line,  may  know  that  where  he  sees  round  brick  buildings  with 
coned  tops  and  small  pointed  cowls  there  is  a  hop  drying  place, 


14  OAST-HOUSES  chap. 

or  oast-house,  and  that  hop-fields  are  not  far  away.  The  name 
of  these  oast-houses,  it  has  been  said,  was  introduced  with 
hops  from  Flanders  in  the  sixteenth  century,  being  an  adapta- 
tion of  the  Flemish  "  huys,"  but  the  suggestion,  though 
ingenious,  is  incorrect,  as  old  records  testify  that  the  word 
"  oast "  stood  for  a  kiln  in  Kent  long  before  the  hop  had  been 
introduced — "  lime-oasts  "  are  referred  to  nearly  a  couple  of 
centuries  before  hop-oasts  could  have  been  wanted,  and  the 
word  probably  survives  in  such  place-names  as  Limehouse. 

The  same  may  be  said  of  the  Kentish  orchards  of  cherry 
and  apple,  which  we  meet  with  in  all  parts,  though  except  in 
spring,  when  under  their  light  load  of  indescribable  beauty,  their 
extent  is  not  easily  recognised.  .Strawberries,  too,  are  grown  over 
wide  tracts  of  hillside  at  Orpington,  about  Cudham,  and  in 
other  places,  while  great  fields  of  gooseberries  and  currants 
form  further  extensive  plots  in  this  great  garden  of  England. 

Rarely,  however,  has  the  division  into  hop-fields  and  fruit- 
fields  been  so  extensive  as  to  do  more  than  diversify  the 
scenery ;  the  "  garden  "  has  not  become  a  formal  one.  It  is 
saved  from  the  curious  patchwork  effect  which  we  get  between 
Calais  and  Dunkirk,  and  in  other  tracts  immediately  across  the 
Channel,  by  its  many  hedges,  and  even  where  there  are  not 
broad  stretches  of  woodland  or  rich  parklands,  by  the  many 
spinneys  and  coppices,  by  bold  clumps  of  trees,  by  the  young 
woodland  growths  known  as  springs  and  springshaws,  which 
are  to  be  seen  in  all  parts.  The  preservation  of  game  has  no 
doubt  been  responsible  for  the  conservation  of  the  beauty  of 
much  of  our  scenery,  a  fact  which  may  be  worth  remembering 
when  we  inveigh  against  closed  woods.  So  well-wooded  does 
much  of  our  county  appear  that  its  richness  as  agricultural 
land  might  almost  be  overlooked.  Its  fame,  however,  in  this 
regard  has  been  long-lived,  for,  as  the  old  rhyme  has  it, — 

"A  Knight  of  Cales, 
A  gentleman  of  Wales 

And  a  Laird  of  the  North  Countree, 
A  Yeoman  of  Kent, 
With  his  yearly  rent, 

Will  buy  them  out  all  three." 

Though  the  yeoman  of  Kent  flourished  thus  his  eldest  son 
was    scarcely  a  man    of  means,  if  "The  Wooing  Song  of  a 


I  AN  INDEPENDENT  WOOER  15 

Yeoman  of  Kent's  Sonne  "  is  to  be  believed.  It  was  a  case  of 
"  the  son  to  the  plough  " — duly  given  him  by  his  godfather — 
and  in  the  song  we  see  how  with  his  house  and  land  and  small 
beginning  of  livestock  he  set  more  or  less  peremptorily  about 
getting  a  wife.  There  is  an  easy  pride  about  the  wooing, 
which  suggests  that  the  youthful  farmer  knew  his  value  in  the 
matrimonial  market,  and  if  the  lady  did  not  choose  to  have 
him — there  were  others  who  would. 

"  Ich  have  house  and  land  in  Kent, 

And  if  you'll  love  me,  love  me  now; 
Two-pence  half-penny  is  my  rent, — 
Ich  cannot  come  every  day  to  woo. 
(Chorus.)     Two-pence  half- penny  is  his  rent 

And  he  cannot  come  every  day  to  woo, 

Ich  am  my  vather's  eldest  zonne, 

My  mouther  eke  doth  love  me  well  1 
For  Ich  can  bravely  clout  my  shoone 
And  Ich  full  well  can  ring  a  bell. 
(Chorus.)     For  he  can  bravely  clout  his  shoone, 
And  he  full  well  can  ring  a  bell. 

My  vather  he  gave  me  a  hogge, 

My  mouther  she  gave  me  a  zow  ; 
Ich  have  a  god-vather  dwells  there  by 
And  he  on  me  bestowed  a  plow. 
(Chorus.)     He  has  a  god-vather  dwells  there  by 
And  he  on  him  bestowed  a  plow. 

One  time  Ich  gave  thee  a  paper  of  pins, 

Anoder  time  a  taudry  lace  ; 
And  if  thou  wilt  not  grant  me  love 
In  truth  Ich  die  bevore  thy  vace. 
(Chorus.)     And  if  thou  wilt  not  grant  his  love 
In  truth  he'll  die  bevore  thy  vace. 

Ich  have  been  twice  our  Whitson  Lord, 

Ich  have  had  ladies  many  vare  ; 
And  eke  thou  hast  my  heart  in  hold, 
And  in  my  minde  zeemes  passing  rare. 
(Chorus.)     And  eke  thou  hast  his  heart  in  hold, 
And  in  his  minde  zeemes  passing  rare. 

Ich  will  put  on  my  best  white  sloppe 
And  Ich  will  wear  my  yellow  hose  ; 
And  on  my  head  a  good  gray  hat 
And  in't  Ich  sticke  a  lovely  rose. 
( Chorus, )     And  on  his  head  a  good  gray  hat 
And  in't  he'll  sticke  a  lovely  rose. 


16  A  MAN  OF  KENT  chap. 

Wherefore  cease  off,  make  no  delay, 

And  if  you'll  love  me,  love  me  now  ; 
Or  els  Ich  zeeke  zome  oder  where,  — 
For  Ich  cannot  come  every  day  to  woo. 
( Chorus. )     Or  els  he'll  zeeke  zome  oder  where, 

For  he  cannot  come  every  day  to  woo." 

The  dialect  of  the  song  is  curiously  unlike  that  of  the  Kent 
of  to-day,  but  it  may  be  that  it  has  changed  since  the  verses 
were  written,  and  also,  it  is  probable  that  the  spelling  has  been 
conventionalised  by  some  old-time  copyist.  The  song  is  said 
to  date  back  to  Tudor  times,  and  to  be  the  original  on  which 
was  founded  the  popular  Scottish  one — "  I  hae  laid  a  herring 
in  saut." 

Before  proceeding  to  wander  about  our  county,  it  may  be 
well  to  touch  upon  a  subject  on  which  non-Kentish  folk  are  for 
ever  jarring  their  more  fortunate  fellows  :  What  is  the  difference 
between  "a  man  of  Kent"  and  a  "Kentish  man"?  This  is 
not  a  conundrum,  nor  is  the  difference  merely  one  of  words. 
It  is  a  question,  however,  with  several  answers,  and  perhaps — 
unlike  the  ways  of  singing  tribal  lays — not  a  single  one  of  them 
is  right.  One  authority  tells  us  that  the  "  men  of  Kent "  are 
those  born  within  the  limits  of  the  diocese  of  Canterbury,  while 
"  Kentish  men  "  are  those  born  within  the  limits  of  the  diocese 
of  Rochester.  The  more  commonly  accepted  explanation  is, 
however,  that  the  "  men  of  Kent  "  are  those  born  east  and 
south  of  the  Medway,  while  "Kentish  men"  are  those  born 
to  the  left  bank  of  that  river,  which  cuts  the  county  into  two 
very  unequal  portions.  This  explanation  may  be  historical  as 
well  as  geographical,  for,  according  to  some  records,  the 
eastern  part  of  Kent  was  settled  by  Gothic  and  the  western 
by  Frisian  tribes,  so  that  the  jealousy  may  be  a  survival  of 
ancient  rivalry.  That  it  is  jealousy  may  be  found  by  calling 
an  East  Kent  friend  a  "  Kentish  man,"  or,  within  the  same 
friend's  hearing,  referring  to  one  from  Sevenoaks  as  a  "  man  of 
Kent." 

Man  of  Kent,  or  Kentish  man — under  whichever  of  these 
banners  he  is  enrolled — the  native  of  the  county  is  proud  of 
his  birthplace, — is  proud  of  all  that  it  has  stood  for  in  history, 
of  the  part  which  has  been  played  by  sons  of  Kent  in  all  spheres 
of  action  ;  he  is  proud  not  only  of  the  traditions  of  his  county, 
of  the  way  in  which  Kent  has  stood  for  freedom  from  the  time 


I  A  KENTISH   MAN  17 

of  William  the  Norman,  but  he  also  likes  to  recall  that  it  was 
Kent  which  led  the  forlorn  Royalist  hope  against  the  triumphant 
Parliamentarians,  that  it  was  Kent  which — with  unpleasant 
results  to  the  petitioners — petitioned  the  Government  of  King 
William  III.  to  be  true  to  its  trust.  He  also  likes  to  recall 
that,  if  his  county  has  won  honour  in  the  highways  of  history, 
it  has  also  won  for  the  White  Horse  a  proud  place  in  those 
byways  of  history  which  are  devoted  to  sport,  and  especially  in 
the  national  game  of  cricket.  The  saying  that  "  the  Battle  of 
Waterloo  was  won  on  the  playing-fields  of  Eton  "  was  true  in  a 
wider  sense,  for  the  spirit  cultivated  on  cricket  field  and 
bowling  green  has  been  no  small  factor  in  the  growth  of  the 
British  Empire,  and  it  will  be  a  sad  day  when  the  tendency  to 
watch  games  rather  than  play  them  shall  have  struck  a  blow  at 
the  national  character.  In  the  games  of  a  country's  youth  can 
be  read  that  country's  destiny. 


CHAPTER    II 

CANTERBURY    CATHEDRA L 

In  Canterbury  Cathedral  we  have  something  of  a  natural  centre 
from  which  to  begin  our  wanderings  about  Kent — a  centre  that 
draws,  and  has  drawn  for  many  centuries,  visitors  from  all  parts 
of  the  world.  In  this  magnificent  pile  is  summed  up  in  stone 
the  whole  history  of  Christianity  from  its  first  coming  to  England, 
and  here  took  place  one  of  the  most  dramatic  tragedies  in  our 
tragic  records,  an  episode  which,  though  it  arose,  perhaps,  out 
of  the  petulance  of  a  monarch  impatient  of  ecclesiastical  con- 
trol, yet  had  the  effect  in  the  long  run  of  welding  more  closely 
together  Church  and  State. 

There  are  many  ways  of  approaching  the  beautiful  Cathedral, 
perhaps  the  least  impressive  being  that  followed  by  those  who 
arrive  in  the  city  by  rail.  It  is  true  that  glimpses  of  the  edifice 
may  be  had  from  the  train,  but  they  are  glimpses  not  com- 
parable with  those  views  which  meet  the  visitor  who  approaches 
by  some  one  or  other  of  the  highways  or  byways,  which  afford 
something  of  a  bird's-eye  view  of  the  "  metropolitical "  city, 
with  the  Cathedral  magnificently  dominating  the  whole.  As 
Erasmus  said,  the  sight  is  one  to  strike  even  those  who  only  see 
it  from  a  distance  with  awe. 

Perhaps  the  best  approaches — for  those  who  can  choose  their 
routes — are  the  ones  from  the  west  to  the  north-east.  From  the 
hill  just  below  the  scattered  hamlet  of  Broad  Oak,  and  again 
from  the  road  at  the  foot  of  the  hill,  near  the  river  Stour, 
we  see  the  Cathedral  stand  with  bold  dignity  from  amidst 
the  surrounding  buildings,  its  form  clearly  defined  against  the 
distant  hills,  above  the  skyline  of  which  is  seen  the  beautiful 


CH.    II 


THE  CATHEDRAL  FROM  AFAR 


19 


Perpendicular  Tower — "Angel  Steeple  "  as  it  was,  "  Bell  Harry  " 
as  it  is  now  called.  From  the  hill  above  Hackington,  on  the  road 
leading  north  to  Heme  Kay,  another  fine  view  of  the  city  as  a 


Norman  Porch,  Canterbury. 


whole  with  the  Cathedral  as  the  centre  is  to  be  had,  and  another 
similar  one  from  just  below  the  brow  of  the  hill  on  the  road  to 
Blean  where  the  left  side  of  the  road  is  fringed  with  a  row  of 
old  pines  through  which  the  Cathedral  appears,  finely  framed. 

c  2 


20 


THE  ANGEL  STEEPLE 


CH.    II 


Another  impressive  view  is  that  from  the  road  which  ap- 
proaches from  the  south-west,  parallel  with  the  course  of 
the  Stour  and  at  a  half  mile  or  so  from  its  right  bank.  Yet 
another  view,  and  in  some  regards  perhaps  the  best,  is  that  to 
be  had  from  the  west,  above  Harbledown,  and  this  is  the  more 
interesting  in  that  here  we  are  on  the  old  Pilgrims'  Road,  and 
get   such   a  view  of  the    City  and  Shrine  as  rewarded  pious 


Canterbury. 


pilgrims  from  London,  or  others  after  their  long  journeying  from 
Southampton  and  Winchester,  along  the  middle  heights  of  the 
northern  downs  of  Surrey  and  Kent.  It  was  here  that  such 
pilgrims  as  had  ridden  dismounted,  as  soon  as  the  Angel 
Steeple  came  in  view,  to  complete  the  journey  to  the  Shrine  on 
foot.  The  early  tower  was  surmounted  by  a  steeple  crowned 
with  ;i  gilt  angel.  Yet  another  and  a  more  intimate  view, 
though  marred  by  the  prison  in  the  foreground,  is  to  be  had 
from  the  little  hill  on  which  St.  Martin's  Church  stands,  half  a 


'.  r.^3 


The  S tour  from  High  Street 


22  AN  INSPIRITING  VIEW  chap. 

mile  to  the  east  of  the  Cathedral.  This  view  aroused  the 
enthusiasm  of  Arthur  Penrhyn  Stanley,  when,  as  Dean  of 
Canterbury,  he  wrote  those  "  Historical  Memorials  of  Canter- 
bury," which  must  be  read  by  all  who  would  know,  with  any 
fulness,  the  great  story  of  the  great  building,  and  his  account 
may  well  be  borrowed  here  : 

"  Let  any  one  sit  on  the  little  hill  of  the  little  church  of  St.  Martin  and 
look  on  the  view  which  is  there  spread  before  his  eyes.  Immediately 
below  are  the  towers  of  the  great  Abbey  of  St.  Augustine,  where  Christian 
learning  and  civilisation  first  struck  root  in  the  Anglo-Saxon  race,  and 
within  which  now,  after  a  lapse  of  many  centuries,  a  new  institution  has 
arisen,  intended  to  carry  far  and  wide  to  countries  of  which  Gregory  and 
Augustine  never  heard  the  blessings  which  they  gave  to  us.  Carry  your 
view  on,  and  there  rises  high  above  all  the  magnificent  pile  of  our  Cathedral, 
equal  in  splendour  and  state  to  any  the  noblest  temple  or  church  that 
Augustine  could  have  seen  in  ancient  Rome,  rising  on  the  very  ground 
which  derives  its  consecration  from  him.  And  still  more  than  the  grandeur 
of  the  outward  buildings  that  rose  from  the  little  church  of  Augustine  and 
the  little  palace  of  Ethelbert,  have  been  the  institutions  of  all  kinds,  of 
which  these  were  the  earliest  cradle.  From  Canterbury,  the  first  English 
Christian  city  ;  from  Kent,  the  first  English  Christian  kingdom,  has,  by 
degrees,  arisen  the  whole  constitution  of  Church  and  State  in  England 
which  now  binds  together  the  whole  British  Empire.  And  from  the 
Christianity  here  established  in  England  has  flowed,  bv  direct  consequence, 
first,  the  Christianity  of  Germany — then,  after  a  long  interval,  of  North 
America — and  lastly,  we  may  trust,  in  time,  of  all  India,  and  all  Austra- 
lasia. The  view  from  St.  Martin's  Church  is  indeed  one  of  the  most 
inspiriting  that  can  be  found  in  the  world  ;  there  is  none  to  which  I  would 
more  willingly  take  any  one,  who  doubted  whether  a  small  beginning 
could  lead  to  a  great  and  lasting  good — none  which  carries  us  more 
vividly  back  into  the  past,  or  more  hopefully  forward  to  the  future." 

After  considering  the  Cathedral  from  a  distance,  we  may 
well  make  our  way  to  its  precincts  and  see  the  beautiful  build- 
ing from  near  at  hand.  Entering  by  the  richly  sculptured 
Christ  Church  Gate  we  find  ourselves  at  once  within  those 
precincts  with  the  Cathedral  immediately  in  front  of  us. 
Details  of  all  that  is  to  be  seen  within  and  about  it  must  be 
sought  in  a  guide-book,  which  this  is  not ;  such  guide-books, 
large  and  small,  may  be  bought  at  a  hundred  shops  of  the  city, 
or  of  the  old  man  who  stands  ready  to  take  charge  of  bicycles 
beneath  the  ancient  gateway  of  Christ  Church,  giving  on 
to  the  Cathedral.  The  lofty  nave,  the  beautiful  choir,  the 
various  chapels,  each  with  its  point  of  interest,  its  ancient 
tradition,  in  succession  claim  our  attention  as  we  go  to 
the   pilgrims'  steps,  by  the   tomb   of   that   national   hero,  the 


II 


THE  SCENE  OE  A  GREAT  TRAGEDY 


23 


Black  Prince,  with  his  helmet  and  gauntlets,  his  sword  scabbard 
and  surcoat,  on  which  the  royal  leopards  and  the  fleur  de  lys 
still  show  plainly  after  hanging  for  over  five  centuries  above 
the  dust  of  their  wearer.  We  may  trace  through  the  ancient 
cloisters,  in  which  the  present  seems  to  fall  from  us  and  be 


V 


The  Cathedral  from  Christ  Church  Gate. 


one  with  the  past,  the  way  which  Thomas  a  Becket  went  on 
that  fateful  day  when  hurried  from  his  palace  by  his  devoted 
monks  and  pursued  by  the  irate  knights.  The  whole  story  of 
the  tragedy  has  been  pieced  together  with  graphic  fulness 
from  the  ancient  records  in  Dean  Stanley's  work.  The  four 
knights  of  King  Henry,  "  spurred  to  outrage  by  a  passionate 
outburst  of  their  master's  wrath,"  had  followed  the  Archbishop 


24  "NO  TRAITOR,  BUT  A  PRIEST  OF  GOD"         chap. 

from  France  to  England,  and  after  forcing  themselves  into  his 
presence  and  demanding  certain  things  in  the  King's  name, 
went  out,  armed  and  returned  to  find  the  Churchman  had  gone 
to  the  Cathedral ;  following  they  came  up  with  him  as  he  was 
mounting  the  steps  from  the  transept  to  the  choir.  It  was 
about  five  o'clock  in  the  afternoon  of  December  29th,  and  in  the 
dim  Cathedral  the  pursuers  could  not  see  their  prey.  "  Where 
is  the  traitor  Thomas  Becket,"  cried  Fitzurse.  The  Primate 
descended  the  steps  again,  saying,  "  Here  I  am,  no  traitor,  but 
a  Priest  of  God."  The  knights  sought  to  drag  him  from  the 
sanctuary  of  the  Cathedral,  but  the  Archbishop  firmly  with- 
stood them  ;  "  all  the  bravery  and  violence  of  his  old  knightly 
life  seemed  to  revive  in  Thomas  as  he  tossed  back  the  threats 
and  demands  of  his  assailants."  Then  the  blows  fell  sharp 
and  sudden,  and  the  whole  of  Christendom  was  soon  ringing 
with  the  story  of  the  brutal  murder  of  a  prince  of  the  Church 
in  the  sacred  edifice.  A  small  stone  let  into  the  floor  is  pointed 
out  for  the  gratification  of  those  who  can  realise  the  scene  the 
better  for  that  detail,  as  marking  the  spot  on  which  the  Arch- 
bishop fell.  The  Cathedral  has  had  its  burnings  and  rebuildings 
since  that  momentous  day  in  n  70,  but  still  it  is  the  memory 
of  a  Becket  that  has  left  its  most  enduring  mark  on  Canter- 
bury. His  martyrdom  and  canonisation  led  to  the  place 
becoming  one  of  the  most  frequented  shrines  of  Christendom, 
and  indirectly  gave  to  us  our  first  great  national  poem  in 
Chaucer's  "  Canterbury  Tales." 

The  position  of  the  actual  "  shrine,"  which  was  not  that  of 
the  martyrdom,  but  of  the  burial  place — of  which  a  drawing 
is  to  be  seen  in  the  Cottonian  MSS. — is  pointed  out  to  all 
visitors,  and  the  very  dints  in  the  stone  worn  by  generations  of 
devout  pilgrims  are  shown,  for  "  the  bricks  are  alive  at  this  day 
to  testify,  and  therefore  deny  it  not " ;  but  the  shrine  itself  has 
long  since  passed  away,  though  there  is,  as  Dean  Stanley  pointed 
out,  still  sufficient  interest  around  its  ancient  site  "  to  require  a 
full  narrative  of  its  rise,  its  progress,  and  its  fall,  in  any  historical 
records  of  the  great  Cathedral  of  which  in  the  eyes  of  England 
it  successively  formed  the  support,  the  glory,  and  the  disgrace. 
Such  a  narrative,  worthily  told,  would  be  far  more  than  a  mere 
investigation  of  local  antiquities.  It  would  be  a  page  in  one 
of  the  most  curious  chapters  of  the  history  of  the  human 
mind — it  would   give  us  a  strange    insight   into   the   interior 


II 


THE  SHRINK 


25 


4-} 
The  spot  where  Becket  fell  is  indicated  by  the  small  square  stone  of  the  pavement. 


working  of  the  ancient  monastic  and  ecclesiastical  system,  in 
one  of  the  aspects  in  which  it  least  resembles  anything  which 
we  now  see  around  us,  either  for  good  or  for  evil ;  it  would 


26  TRANSLATION  OF  ST.  THOMAS  chap. 

enable  us  to  be  present  at  some  of  the  most  gorgeous  spectacles, 
and  to  meet  some  of  the  most  remarkable  characters  of 
mediaeval  times  ;  it  would  help  us  to  appreciate  more  compre- 
hensively and  more  clearly  some  of  the  main  causes  and  effects 
of  the  Reformation." 

To  the  tomb  of  Becket  Richard  Cceur  de  Lion  walked  all 
the  way,  after  landing  at  Sandwich,  that  he  might  render  thanks 
"  to  God  and  St.  Thomas  "  for  his  deliverance  from  his  enemies 
and  his  success  at  the  siege  of  Acre ;  it  was  at  the  same 
tomb  that  Louis  VII.,  the  first  King  of  France  to  set  foot 
in  England  (1179),  offered  thanks  (and  jewels)  in  gratitude 
for  his  son's  recovery  from  a  dangerous  illness. 

It  was  fifty  years  after  the  murder  that  there  took  place 
the  translation  of  St.  Thomas  of  Canterbury,  which  made 
the  shrine  become  more  widely  popular.  Fire  had  largely 
destroyed  the  edifice  shortly  after  the  great  tragedy,  but  the 
rebuilding  had  proceeded  apace,  and  for  just  upon  half  a 
century  the  body  of  the  murdered  Primate  had  lain  in  the 
crypt.  Two  years'  notice  of  the  approaching  translation  was 
given  that  people  from  all  parts  of  the  Christian  world  might 
attend,  and  the  consequence  was  that  Canterbury  witnessed 
such  a  sight  as,  the  various  chroniclers  agree,  had  never  been 
seen  in  England  before. 

The  Archbishop  Stephen  Langton  "  through  the  range  of  his 
episcopal  dominions  had  issued  orders  for  maintenance  to  be 
provided  for  the  vast  multitude,  not  only  in  the  city  of  Canter- 
bury itself,  but  on  the  various  roads  by  which  they  would 
approach.  During  the  whole  celebration,  along  the  whole  way 
from  London  to  Canterbury,  hay  and  provender  were  given  to 
all  who  asked,  and  at  each  gate  of  Canterbury,  in  the  four 
quarters  of  the  city,  in  the  four  licensed  cellars,  were  placed 
tuns  of  wine,  to  be  distributed  gratis,  and  on  the  day  of  the 
festival  wine  ran  freely  through  the  gutters  of  the  streets." 
They  did  things  in  a  generous  fashion  in  those  days,  though  the 
debt  incurred  was  such  that  it  took  four  of  Langton's  successors 
to  wipe  it  off.  But  Canterbury  has  witnessed  many  events 
since  then,  some  of  which  vied  in  splendour  with  the  celebra- 
tion of  the  translation  of  the  Saint's  body  to  the  shrine.  Such 
for  example  was  the  enthronisation  in  1295  of  Archbishop 
Winchelsey,  who,  as  a  boy  of  humble  parentage,  had  some 


II 


PILGRIMS  FROM  LONDON 


27 


years  before  sought  a  gratuitous  education  at  the  school  of  the 
city  over  which  he  was  to  rule. 

Of  the  pilgrimages  to  the  Shrine  of  St.  Thomas  we  have  the 
most  lasting  and  most  fascinating  account  in  Chaucer's  great 
work,  where  we  see  a  representative  company  setting  out  from 


A  Glimpse  of  Detling  on  PilgrinCs  Road. 

Southwark  and  proceeding  in  leisurely  fashion  along  tne 
highway  to  the  great  centre  of  attraction  on  which  pilgrims 
from  the  east  were  converging  from  Sandwich,  from  the  south 
by  the  Dover  Road  and  from  the  west  by  that  Pilgrim's  Road 
which  we  shall  touch  again  and  again  on  our  Kentish  byways. 
The    route    of   London  pilgrims   undyingly   portrayed  by  the 


28 


"  BOBBE-UP-AND-DOUN  " 


CHAP. 


father  of  our  poesy  is  indicated  by  widely  separated  lines  in  his 
poem  : — 

"  Lo,  Depeford,  and  it  is  half  wey  prynie  ; 

Lo,  Grenewych,  ther  many  a  shrewe  is  inne  .  .  . 

Lo  !   Rouchestre  stant  heer  faste  by  !  .  .  . 

Before  I  come  to  Siden bourne." 

At   "  Boghton-under-Blee  "  the  pilgrims  were  overtaken  by 
the  Canon's  Yeoman  and  then  later  comes  a  reference  which 


Harblcdo'ivn  Hill. 

has  greatly  puzzled  Chaucerian  commentators.  Introducing  the 
Manciple's  Tale  the  poet  begins. 

"  Woot  ye  nat  where  ther  stant  a  litel  toun, 
Which  that  y-cleped  is  Bobbe-up-and-doun, 
Under  the  Blee  in  Caunterbury  wey  ? " 

This  has  sometimes  been  taken  as  meaning  Harbledown,  and 
sometimes,  on  the  strength  of  there  being  a  field  known  as 
"  Up-and-down  "  in  the  parish,  as  meaning  Thanington.  In 
either  case  it  would  seem  as  though  the  pilgrims  would  be  so 
near  the  end  of  their  journey  as  to  have  been  more  likely  to  be 
thinking  of  getting  accommodation  for  the  night  than  having 
time  for  two  further  stories,  yet  the  description  applies  so  well 


II  CHAUCER'S  PILGRIMS  29 

to  Harbledown  that  the  village  is  likely  to  remain  identified 
with  the  place  "  ycleped  Bobbe-up-and -doun." 

Chaucer's  "  Tales "  were  written,  presumably,  about  an 
ordinary  company  of  pilgrims  setting  out  in  the  springtime  of 
(probably)  1387,  possibly  spending  in  leisurely  fashion  four 
days  on  the  journey,  which  now  is  an  easy  day's  ride  for  a 
cyclist,  and  a  mere  mouthful  of  miles  to  a  motor. 

"Whan  that  Aprille  with  his  shoures  soote 
The  drpghte  of  March  hath  perced  to  the  roote, 
And  bathed  every  veyne  in  swich  licour 
Of  which  vertu  engendred  is  the  flour : 
When  Zephirus  eek  with  his  swete  breeth 
Inspired  hath  in  every  holt  and  heelh 
The  tendre  croppes,  and  ihe  yonge  sonne 
Hath  in  the  Ram  his  halfe  coursy-ronne, 
And  smale  foweles  nuki-n  melodye, 
That  slepen  al  the  nygh)  with  open  eye, — 
So  priketh  hem  Nature  in  hir  corages 
Thanne  longen  folk  to  goon  on  pilgrimages, 
And  palmeres  for  to  seken  straunge  strondes, 
To  feme  halwes,  kowthe  in  sondry  londes ; 
And  specially,  from  every  shires  ende 
Of  Engelond,  to  Caunturbury  they  wende, 
The  hooly  blisful  martir  for  to  seke, 
That  hem  hath  holpen  whan  that  they  were  seeke." 

Though  the  poet  tells  us  that  in  the  spring  the  English  folks* 
fancy  lightly  turned  to  thoughts  of  pilgrimage,  Canterbury 
was  a  well-honoured  shrine  all  the  year  round.  More  es- 
pecially was  this  so  in  December  and  July,  the  anniversaries 
of  the  martyrdom  and  translation.  Then,  too,  at  every  fiftieth 
anniversary,  or  jubilee  of  the  translation,  the  celebration  was  far 
more  numerously  attended  ;  then  indulgences  were  granted  to  all 
pilgrims  and  the  festival  lasted  for  a  long  July  fortnight. 

Of  the  many  great  pilgrimages  that  took  place  there  are 
particulars  in  various  chronicles  and  in  the  city  records.  It 
was  during  the  fifteenth  century  that  the  fame  of  St.  Thomas 
was  at  its  height,  that  the  old  city  saw  the  whole  year  long  a 
stream  of  pilgrims  reaching  flood  proportions  in  July  and 
December.  At  the  first  jubilee  after  Chaucer's  company  had 
visited  the  shrine,  that  of  1420 — two  centuries  after  the 
translation — the  festival  lasted  for  fifteen  days,  from  noon  on 
St.  Thomas's  day,  and  the  ancient  record  tells  us  that  the 
Bailiffs   of  the  city — William   Bailey  and  William   Ickham  — 


30  THE  PASSING  OF  THE  SHRINE  chap. 

arranged  with  the  townsfolk  to  make  suitable  provision  for  the 
many  expected  visitors,  in  the  preparing  of  lodgings,  beds  and 
food  in  and  around  the  city.  The  coming  of  the  pilgrims  on 
this  occasion  meant  the  crowding  into  the  city  of  about  one 
hundred  thousand  men  and  women,  English  and  foreigners, 
in  addition  to  the  ordinary  inhabitants.  The  "  foreigners " 
included  Irish,  Welsh,  and  Scots,  and  it  is  interesting  in  this 
connection  to  recall  that  in  Kent  a  foreigner  at  the  present  day 
signifies  anyone  who  is  unlucky  enough  to  belong  to  the  shires, 
or  anywhere  other  than  Kent.  When  Canterbury  was  thus 
invaded  by  a  pious  army  of  a  hundred  thousand  pilgrims  we 
may  be  sure  that  it  was  a  merry  place  during  the  week  of 
jubilee,  for  having  performed  their  duties  at  the  Shrine  our 
forefathers  turned  readily  to  amusement.  So  amply  were 
preparations  made  that  the  victuallers  were  enabled  to  sell 
Gascony  wine  and  white  wine  for  eightpence  a  gallon,  while 
they  asked  but  a  penny  for  two  loaves.  Then  must  the  narrow 
lanes  and  streets,  the  wider  "  markets  "  and  the  suburbs  without 
the  walls  have  been  like  one  great  fair. 

There  were,  however,  but  half  a  dozen  such  jubilees,  for 
before  1570  came  round  Henry  VIII.  and  the  "  Hammer  of  the 
Monasteries  "  had  established  the  Reformation  and  done  that 
work  of  destruction  in  which  the  jewelled  Shrine  of  St.  Thomas 
passed  from  the  sight  of  men.  In  1538  it  is  said  that 
Henry  VIII.  addressed  a  summons  to  "Thomas  Becket,  some 
time  Archbishop  of  Canterbury,"  charging  the  dead  Prelate 
with  treason,  contumacy  and  rebellion,  and  this  summons 
having  been  duly  read  before  the  Shrine  and  thirty  days  having 
elapsed  without  the  3 6 8-y ears-dead  Churchman  having  put 
in  an  appearance,  the  case  against  him  was  formally  argued  at 
Westminster — with  the  inevitable  result.  Sentence  was  duly 
pronounced  that  the  bones  of  the  contumacious  one  should 
be  burnt  and  that  the  offerings  made  at  the  Shrine  should 
be  forfeited  to  the  crown. 

Great  was  the  change  that  had  come  over  men  in  a  couple 
of  centuries,  for  that  which  was  so  readily  violated  in  the  reign 
of  the  eighth  Henry  had  been  so  guarded  in  the  reign  of  the 
second  Edward  that  when  a  powerful  baron,  Lord  Badlesmere, 
visited  the  Shrine  in  arms,  and  with  armed  companions,  the 
outraged  citizens  informed  the  King  and  the  nobleman  was 
tried  and  decapitated  for  insulting  the  Shrine  by  the  presence 


II  KING  JOHN  AT  CANTERBURY  31 

of  accoutrements  of  war.  Between  the  time  of  Becket's 
murder  and  translation  came  the  unhappy  rule  of  King  John, 
whose  uneasy  conscience  made  him  a  frequent  visitor  to  the 
Shrine.  Scarcely  a  year  passed  but  that  monarch  came  to 
Canterbury,  and  from  his  sojournings  there  came  a  romantic 
tradition  showing  how 

"  Unlearned  men  hard  matters  out  can  find 
When  learned  bishops  princes  eyes  do  blind." 

The  story  as  set  forth  in  an  olden  ballad  in  the  Percy 
"  Reliques  "  has  the  novelty  of  showing  us  the  darkling  King 
John  in  a  pleasant  guise. 

"  He  tell  you  a  story,  a  story  so  merrye 
Concerning  the  Abbot  <>f  Canterbiirye. " 

The  Abbot  kept  up  such  state  that  King  John  sent  for  him, 
said  that  he  suspected  treason,  and  that  except  he  could 
answer  three  questions  his  head  should  be  smitten  off  his 
body.  The  hard  questions  were  duly  asked  and  the  Abbot 
craved  three  weeks  in  which  to  find  the  answers.  The  King 
allowed  the  time  limit  and  the  ecclesiastic  went  off 

"all  sad  at  that  word, 
And  he  rode  to  Cambridge,  and  Oxenford  ; 
But  never  a  doctor  there  was  so  wise, 
That  could  with  his  learning  an  answer  devise." 

Sadly  he  rode  back  to  Canterbury  with  but  three  days  of  the 
three  weeks'  grace  to  run  !  He  met  his  shepherd,  who  inquired 
the  news,  and  on  learning  his  master's  sad  case  said, 

"  '  Now  cheare  up,  sire  abbot,  did  you  never  hear  yet, 
That  a  fool  he  may  learn  a  wise  man  witt  ? 
Lend  me  horse,  and  serving  men,  and  your  apparel, 
And  I'll  ride  to  London  to  answere  your  quarrel. 

'  Nay,  frowne  not,  if  it  hath  bin  told  unto  mee, 

I  am  like  your  lordship,  as  ever  may  bee  ; 

And  if  you  will  but  lend  me  your  gowne, 

There  is  none  shall  know  us  at  fair  London  towne.' 

'  Now  horses  and  serving  men  thou  shalt  have, 
With  sumptuous  array  most  gallant  and  brave, 
With  crozier,  and  miter,  and  rochet,  and  cope, 
Fit  to  appeare  'fore  our  fader  the  pope.' 


32  A  WITTY  SHEPHERD  chap. 

'  Now,  welcome,  sire  abbot,'  the  king  he  did  say, 
'  'Tis  well  thou'rt  come  back  to  keepe  thy  day  : 
For  and  if  thou  canst  answer  my  questions  three, 
Thy  life  and  thy  living  both  saved  shall  bee. 

'  And  first,  when  thou  see'st  me  here  in  this  stead, 
With  my  crown  of  golde  so  fair  on  my  head, 
With  all  my  liege-men  so  noble  of  birthe, 
Tell  me  to  one  penny  what  I  am  worth.' 

'  For  thirty  pence  our  Saviour  was  sold 
Amonge  the  false  Jewes,  as  I  have  bin  told  : 
And  twenty-nine  is  the  worth  of  thee, 
For  I  thinke  thou  art  one  penny  worser  than  hee.' 

The  king  he  laughed,  and  swore  by  St.  Bittel, 
'  I  did  not  think  I  had  been  worth  so  littel  ! 
— Now  secondly  tell  mee,  without  any  doubt, 
How  soone  I  may  ride  this  whole  world  about  ? 

'  You  must  rise  with  the  sun,  and  ride  with  the  same 
Until  the  next  morning  he  riseth  again  ; 
And  then  your  grace  need  not  make  any  doubt 
But  in  twenty-four  hours  you'll  ride  it  about.' 

The  king  he  laughed  and  swore  by  St.  Jone, 

'  I  did  not  think  it  could  be  gone  so  soone  ! 

— Now  from  the  third  question  thou  must  not  shrinke, 

But  tell  me  here  truly  what  I  do  thinke.' 

'  Yea,  that  shall  I  do,  and  make  your  grace  merry  ; 
You  think  I'm  the  Abbot  of  Canterbury  ; 
But  I'm  his  poor  shepheard,  as  plain  you  may  see, 
That  am  come  to  beg  pardon  for  him  and  for  mee.' 

The  king  he  laughed,  and  swore  by  the  masse, 
'  He  make  thee  lord  abbot  this  day  in  his  place  ! ' 
'  Now  naye,  my  liege,  be  not  in  such  speede, 
For  alacke  I  can  neither  write  ne  read.' 

'  Four  nobles  a  weeke,  then  I  will  give  thee, 

For  this  merry  jest  thou  hast  showne  unto  mee  ; 

And  tell  the  old  abbot  when  thou  comest  home, 

Thou  hast  brought  him  a  pardon  from  good  King  John.' ' 

This  pleasant  story  showing  that  Canterbury  had  its  legends 
centuries  before  that  diverting  son  of  the  city,  Richard  Harris 
Barham,  set  about  inventing  new  ones,  must  not  keep  us  from 
the  storied  stones  of  the  Cathedral.  The  beauty  of  the 
building  to  be  properly  enjoyed  should  be  allowed  to  sink  in 


ii  SHRINES  AND  SHOW-PLACES  33 

quietly,  and  that  alas  is  not  easy  except  so  far  as  the  nave  is 
concerned.  To  visit  the  Shrine,  the  various  chapels  and  tombs, 
to  penetrate  the  crypt,  to  go  to  the  "  martyrdom  "  it  is  not  only 
necessary  to  pay,  but  having  paid  one  is  led  round  by  an 
iterating  cicerone  who  confuses  where  he  would  enlighten,  who 
gabbles  certain  archaeological,  architectural  or  other  data,  and 
hurries  his  little  flock  on  to  the  next  view  point.  The  magnifi- 
cent Cathedral  is  converted  into  a  mere  show-place,  to  be 
"  done  "  as  quickly  as  the  cicerone  can  take  his  party  round  ; 
though  it  may  be  said  that  visitors  who  wish  to  go  round 
unaccompanied  and  peacefully  can  obtain  the  privilege — by 
due  notice  and  further  payment.  The  uninteresting  way  in 
which  all  too  often  the  guides  who  show  people  over  places 
of  interest  drone  forth  their  lore  was  noted  by  Byron  when 
describing  Don  Juan's  journey  from  Dover  to  London— 

"  They  saw  at  Canterbury  the  cathedral ; 

Black  Edward's  helm,  and  Becket's  bloody  stone, 
Were  pointed  out  as  usual  by  the  bedral, 

In  the  same  quaint  uninteresting  tone  : — 
There's  glory  again  for  you,  gentle  reader  !     All 

Ends  in  a  rusty  casque  and  dubious  bone, 
Half  solved  into  these  sodas  and  magnesias, 
Which  form  that  bitter  draught,  the  human  species." 

It  is  by  repeated  visits  that  the  magnificence  of  the 
structure  grows  upon  us,  and  we  learn  to  appreciate  the 
beauty  and  nobility  of  the  whole,  the  interest  of  the  details. 
The  study  of  its  varied  workmanship  from  Norman  times 
onward  needs  such  repeated  visits,  the  mere  enumeration  of  its 
attractive  features,  the  events  connected  with  its  growth  would 
occupy  far  more  than  a  chapter  of  this  volume.  The  more 
notable  tombs  include  those  of  the  Black  Prince  and 
King  Henry  IV.  and  his  queen,  besides  a  large  number  of 
ecclesiastical  dignitaries.  Among  those  of  the  latter  something 
of  a  morbid  interest  attaches  to  that  in  the  eastern  transept  of 
Abbot  Chichele  (1449),  giving  as  it  does  two  effigies  of  the 
Abbot,  the  one  as  alive  in  his  canonicals  and  the  other  as 
in  death;  and  to  that  of  Dean  Fotherby  (16 19)  with  its 
sculptured  mass  of  skulls  and  bones.  Most  curious  perhaps  of 
all  the  tombs  is  that  of  Stephen  Langton,  the  Archbishop  of 
Canterbury  to  whom  England  owed  King  John's  submission  to 
the  terms  of  Magna  Charta — curious  not  for  its  form  but  from 

D 


34 


UNLOVELY  FEATURES 


CHAI'. 


its  position,  half  of  it  being  in  the  Warriors'  Chapel,  and  half 
of  it  projecting  through  the  wall. 

Among   the    things    which  one  would    like    to    forget    are 
the   gimcrack    pulpit    in    the    nave,    and    the    monument    to 


The  West  Gate. 


Archbishop  Temple  in  "  Becket's  Crown,"  where  the  bronze 
figure  of  the  kneeling  man  is  set  against  a  toy  wall  that  looks 
as  if  it  had  been  designed  in  children's  bricks,  or  built  up 
of  modelling  clay  j   a  striking  contrast  with  another  modern 


ii  THE  HUGUENOTS  35 

monument  —  the      dignified    recumbent     marble     figure     of 
Archbishop  Tait. 

The  cool,  low-pitched  Norman  crypt  with  its  sculptured 
pillars  and  its  painted  crowns  of  thorns  still  showing  in  the 
roof,  has  various  points  of  interest,  one  being  the  ancient  holy- 
water  well  which  was  discovered  about  five  years  ago  at  the 
eastern  end  near  the  Virgin  Mary's  chapel.  Water  from  this 
well — with,  it  was  supposed,  some  of  the  martyr's  blood — was 
carried  away  as  a  precious  souvenir  by  the  pilgrims  who  sought 
the  shrine  of  St.  Thomas,  and  it  is  recorded  that  after 
Henry  II.  had  performed  penance  at  the  temporary  grave  of 
h  Becket,  he  carried  off  with  him  one  of  the  usual  phials. 
These  little  bottles,  made  of  lead  and  worn  suspended  round 
the  neck,  became  the  "  hall  mark  "  of  one  who  had  performed 
the  pilgrimage  to  Canterbury.  Another  feature  of  the  crypt 
worthy  of  more  than  passing  mention  is  the  little  chapel  built 
by  the  Black  Prince  to  commemorate  his  marriage  with  Joan, 
"the  Fair  Maid  of  Kent."  A  quaint  stone  head  in  the  roof 
above  the  organ  is  pointed  out  as  a  "  portrait "  of  the  fair 
Joan. 

This  chapel  in  the  crypt  was  later  given  by  Queen  Elizabeth 
to  the  use  of  Huguenot  refugees — and  there  every  Sunday 
afternoon  a  French  Huguenot  service  is  still  held.  An  old 
tradition  said  that  the  whole  crypt  was  given  over  to  the 
foreign  weavers,  but  the  tradition  is  unsupported  by  any 
evidence  and  seems  to  have  no  foundation  beyond  the  fact 
that  their  religious  services  were  held  here.  The  Black  Prince 
has  left  his  name  at  a  well  on  the  Harbledown  Road  which  he 
passed  on  his  pilgrimage  to  the  shrine  of  St.  Thomas,  and  it 
was  at  his  own  desire  that  he  was  buried  here,  though  the  wish 
that  he  should  be  laid  in  the  crypt  was  not  fulfilled. 

There  is  beautiful  stained  glass,  some  of  it  very  old,  for  not 
all  was  destroyed  in  the  days  when  our  Puritan  fathers  lost  their 
heads  and  continued  the  work  of  destruction  begun  a  century 
earlier  by  the  burly  Defender  of  the  Faith.  Richard  Culmer 
— ■"  Blue  Dick,"  as  he  is  nicknamed — parson  successively  of 
Goodnestone,  Chartham,  St.  Stephen's,  Harbledown,  and 
Minster,  all  in  the  Canterbury  district,  distinguished  himself 
at  the  time  that  Laud  was  a  prisoner  in  the  Tower  of 
London,  by  breaking  some  of  the  Cathedral's  glass  windows, 
"  standing   on   the   top   of  the  city  ladder,    near   sixty   steps 

d  2 


36 


"BLUE  DICK  "—ICONOCLAST 


chap. 


high,   with    a    whole    pike    in   his    hand,    when    others   would 
not  venture   so   high.''-     This   feat  of  vandalism,  says  Barham 


■ 


v\'s,-o!> 


The  Nave,  Cantei  bury  Cathedral. 


in  recording  it,  "  the  ccerulean  worthy  called  '  rattling  down 
proud  Becket's  bones."  High  in  the  lofty  roof  above  the 
place  where  stood  the  ancient  Shrine  is  to  be  seen  a  golden 


[i  THE  BUILDING  OF  THE  TEMPLE  37 

crescent,  which  cannot  fail  to  excite  the  curiosity  of  the  visitor 
whose  attention  is  drawn  to  it.  A  pretty,  but  wholly  unwar- 
ranted, legend  accounts  for  it  as  a  souvenir  of  the  Saracen  maid, 
who,  knowing  but  the  words  "Gilbert"  and  "  London,"  found 
her  way  from  the  East  to  her  English  lover,  and  became  the 
mother  of  Thomas  a  Becket.  A  more  likely  account  says  that 
it  was  the  centre  from  which  radiated  a  number  of  banners 
captured  in  the  East,  which  were  hung  above  the  Shrine  because 
St.  Thomas  was  credited  with  having  achieved  victory  for 
Richard  Cceur  de  Lion  at  Acre. 

It  is  a  vision  of  lofty  nave,  of  quaint  side  chapels,  of  rich 
glass  old  and  new,  of  monuments  ranging  from  the  dignity  of 
the  fourteenth  century  to  the  "  taste"  of  the  nineteenth,  of  a 
magnificent  crypt  with  quaintly  carven  pillars,  of  beautiful 
cloisters,  of  a  great  simple  Chapter  House  with  its  record  of 
cathedral  dignitaries,  that  we  take  out  with  us  as  we  leave  the 
Cathedral  to  wander  about  the  precincts.  Before  doing  so  we 
may  recall  portions  of  Mr.  Henry  Newbolt's  fine  poem,  "The 
Building  of  the  Temple  (an  Anthem  heard  in  Canterbury 
Cathedral)"1  :— 

The  Organ.  O  Lord  our  God,  we  are  strangers  before  Thee,  and 
sojourners,  as  were  all  our  fathers  :  our  days  on  the  earth  are  as  a  shadow, 
and  there  is  none  abiding. 

O  Lord  God  of  our  fathers,  keep  this  for  ever  in  the  imagination  of  the 
thoughts  of  Thy  people,  and  prepare  their  hearts  unto  Thee. 

And  give  unto  Solomon  my  son  a  perfect  heart  to  keep  Thy  command- 
ments, and  to  build  the  palace  for  the  which  I  have  made  provision. 
Boys    voices.     O  come  to  the  Palace  of  Life, 
Let  us  build  it  again. 
It  was  founded  on  terror  and  strife, 
It  was  laid  in  the  curse  of  the  womb, 
And  pillared  on  toil  and  pain, 
And  hung  with  veils  of  doom, 
And  vaulted  with  the  darkness  of  the  tomb. 
Men's  voices.     O  Lord  our  God,  we  are  sojourners  here  for  a  day, 
Strangers  and  sojourners,  as  all  our  fathers  were  : 
Our  years  on  the  earth  are  a  shadow  that  fadeth  away  ; 
Grant  us  light  for  our  labour,  and  a  time  for  prayer. 
Boys.  But  now  with  endless  song, 

And  joy  fulfilling  the  Law  ; 
Of  passion  as  pure  as  strong  .  .  . 
Let  us  build  the  Palace  of  Life  anew. 

1    The  Island  Race,  by  Henry  Newbolt,  1907,  p.  121. 


38  THE  DARK  ENTRY  chap. 

Men.  Let  us  build  for  the  years  we  shall  not  see. 

Boys.  Lofty  of  line  and  glorious  of  hue 

With  gold  and  pearl  and  with  the  cedar  tree, 
Men.  With  silence  due 

And  with  service  free, 
Boys.  Let  us  build  it  for  ever  in  splendour  new, 

Men.  Let  us  build  in  hope  and  sorrow,  and  rest  in  Thee 

The  quiet  lawns  about  the  Cathedral  have  that  air  of  dignity 
and  peace  which  we  are  wont  to  associate  with  the  precincts  of 
a  cathedral  or  with  the  quadrangles  of  an  old  University.  The 
houses  or  gardens  of  the  various  dignitaries  give  on  to  this 
pleasant  space,  from  which  we  may  contemplate  the  spacious 
and  beautifully  proportioned  building,  the  Bell  Harry  Tower, 
still  half  hidden  by  the  scaffolding  of  the  workmen  who  have 
long  been  engaged  in  its  repair.  Passing  round  the  east  we 
come  to  scraps  of  ruined  walls  and  noble  arches- — the  remains 
of  part  of  the  old  monastery  buildings  which  extended  along 
this  side  of  the  Cathedral.  Passing  through  here  we  come  to 
the  "  Dark  Entry,"  celebrated  by  the  "legend  "  which  Barham 
invented  to  fit  the  name.  The  story  forms  one  of  the  "  Ingoldsby 
Legends,"  and  tells  how  a  merry  Canon  and  his  "  niece  "  were 
poisoned  by  the  Canon's  servant,  jealous  Nell  Cook,  and  how 
they  were  buried  in  one  grave  by  the  scandalised  monks  ;  how 
the  cook  was  put  into  a  vault  beneath  the  paving  of  the 
"  Dark  Entry  "  ;  and  furthermore  how  every  Friday  night  Nell 
Cook's  ghost  haunts  the  place  of  her  interment  with  fatal 
effect  to  those  who  encounter  it. 

'■  A  hundred  years  were  gone  and  past  since  last  Nell  Cook  was  seen, 
When,  worn  by  use  that  stone  got  loose,  and  they  went  and  told  the 

Dean. — 
— Says  the  Dean,  says  he,  '  My  Masons  three  !  now  haste  and  fix  it  tight ; : 
And  the  Masons  three  peep'd  down  to  see,  and  the)'  saw  a  fearsome 

sight. 

Beneath  that  heavy  paving-stone  a  shocking  hole  they  found — 

It  was  not  more  than  twelve  feet  deep,  and  barely  twelve  feet  round  ; 

— A  fleshless,  sapless  skeleton  lay  in  that  horrid  well  ! 

But  who  the  deuce  'twas  put  it  there  those  Masons  could  not  tell. 

And  near  this  fleshless  skeleton  a  pitcher  small  did  lie, 

And  a  mouldy  piece  of '  ld-sing  crust,'  as  from  a  warden-pie  ! 

And  Doctor  Jones  declared  the  bones  were  female  bones  and,  '  Zooks  ! 

I  should  not  be  surprised,'  said  he,  '  if  these  were  Nelly  Cook's.' 


II  A  FICTIONAL  GHOST  39 

1 1  was  in  good  Dean  Bargrave's  days,  if  I  remember  right, 

'1  hose  fleshless  bones  beneath  the  stones  these  Masons  brought  to  light  ; 

And  you   may  well  in  the   'Dean's  Chapelle '  Dean  Bargrave's  portrait 

view, 
'Who  died  one  night,'  says  old  Tom  Wright,  'in  sixteen  forty-two  !' 

And  so  two  hundred  years  have  passed  since  that  these  Masons  three, 
With  curious  looks,  did  set  Nell  Cook's  unquiet  spirit  free ; 
That  granite  stone  had  kept  her  down  till  then — so  some  suppose, — 
— Some  spread  their  fingers  out,  and  put  their  thumb  unto  their  nose. 

But  one  thing's  clear — that  all  the  year  on  every  Friday  night, 
Throughout  that  Entry  dark  doth  roam  Nell  Cook's  unquiet  Sprite  : 
On  Friday  was  that  Warden-pie  all  by  that  Canon  tried  ; 
On  Friday  died  he,  and  that  tidy  Lady  by  his  side  ! 

And  though  two  hundred  years  have  flown,  Nell  Cook  doth  still  pursue 
Her  weary  walk,  and  they  who  cross  her  path  the  deed  may  rue  ; 
Her  fatal  breath  is  fell  as  death  !  the  Simoom's  blast  is  not 
More  dire — (a  wind  in  Africa  that  blows  uncommon  hot). 

But  all  unlike  the  Simoom's  blast,  her  breath  is  deadly  cold, 
Delivering  quivering,  shivering  shocks  unto  both  young  and  old, 
And  whoso  in  that  Entry  dark  doth  feel  that  fatal  breath, 
He  ever  dies  within  the  year  some  dire,  untimely  death  !  " 

The  "  legend  "  was  of  course  nothing  but  an  ingenious  fiction 
of  the  humorous  "  Ingoldsby,"  but  it  has  probably  sent  a  shiver 
down  the  backs  of  many  pedestrians  who  have  had  to  pass 
through  the  Dark  Entry  on  Friday  nights,  and  it  has  met 
with  severe  reprobation  at  the  hands  of  some  dignified  writers 
on  the  Cathedral  who  resented  the  "  most  unsavoury  fashion  " 
in  which  the  clerical  humorist  wrote  his  story  about  the 
Canterbury  precincts. 

Now  there  are  but  ruined  portions  of  the  great  Benedictine 
Monastery  of  which  the  Cathedral  Church  was  at  one  time 
the  neighbour.  This  monastery,  dating  as  it  did  from  the 
time  of  Augustine,  grew  to  a  place  of  great  importance  with 
the  growing  importance  of  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury — 
for  those  dignitaries  dwelt  with  the  monks — and  among  the 
ruins  remaining  are  some  fine  Norman  arches,  and  portions  of 
walls,  but  scarcely  sufficient  for  the  ordinary  visitor  to  recon- 
struct in  imagination  the  great  building  where  hospitality  was 
given  by  the  monks  to  distinguished  pilgrims  visiting  the  Shrine. 
To  the  student  of  ecclesiastical  architecture  and  lore  every  foot 


4Q 


THE  r-RECINCTS 


CH.   11 


of  the  Precincts,  as  of  the  building  itself,  is  charged  with  interest ; 
but  to  the  ordinary  sojourner  it  is  an  impression  of  the  whole 
that  remains — of  neatly-kept  ruins  and  comfortable  looking 
houses  set  back  in  comfortable  gardens,  all  around  the  warm- 
grey  stone  cathedral,  every  detail  of  which  contributes  to  the 
impressive  and  beautiful  dignity  of  the  whole. 


,-       '     _— -, , 

Oast  House  (formerly  a  Chapel),  at  Horton,  near  Canterbury 


CHAPTER    III 

THE    CITY    OF    CANTERBURY 

Though,  as  we  approach  it,  Canterbury  is  dominated  by  its 
Cathedral,  and  though  the  story  of  that  Cathedral  dominates 
the  story  of  the  city  as  a  whole,  yet  has  that  city  a  very 
interesting  story  to  tell,  a  story  which  is  to  a  very  great  extent 
written  in  stone  about  its  ancient  buildings,  in  its  narrow, 
tortuous  streets,  its  many  survivals  of  mediaevalism  in  archi- 
tecture in  its  old  lanes,  and  their  names.  That  the  city  stood 
on  the  Roman  highway  which  ran  from  Dover  to  London,  is 
told  to  the  postman  every  time  he  delivers  a  letter  in  Watling 
Street,  though  there  was  a  town  here,  it  is  believed,  long  before 
the  coming  of  the  conquering  legions  of  Caesar. 

In  the  old  abbey  of  St.  Augustine,  in  a  score  of  churches, 
the  ecclesiastical  history  of  the  place  is  found  recorded  with  a 
fulness  which  affords  abundant  opportunity  of  much  study  to 
the  curious,  which  shows  that  even  though  we  ignored  the 
Cathedral  we  should  find  this  the  first  centre  of  Christian 
influence  in  England.  Indeed,  the  Abbey  of  St.  Augustine 
would  claim  attention  first  had  not  the  Cathedral  oversnadowed 
it,  for  here  we  are  brought  more  directly  into  touch  with  the 
bringer  of  Christianity  to  England.  In  the  Chronicles  of 
Bede  we  are  told  that,  when  the  chronicler  wrote,  the  inscrip- 
tion still  to  be  read  on  St.  Augustine's  tomb  ran  : 

"  Here  resteth  the  Lord  Augustine,  the  first  Archbishop  of  Canterbury, 
Who  erewhile  was  sent  hither  by  blessed  Gregory  Bishop  of  the  City 
of  Rome,  and  being  helped  by  God  to  work  miracles,  drew  over  King 


42 


ST.  AUGUSTINE'S  ABBEY 


CHAP. 


Ethelbert  and  his  race  from    the  worship   of  idols   to    the   faith   of 
Christ.      Having  ended  in  peace  the  days  of  his  ministry,  he  departed 


Bill  Harry   Tower  from  the  Dark  Entry. 


hence  seven  days  before  the  Kalend  of  June  in  the  reign  of  the  same 
king,  A.  D.  605." 


in  DEGENERATE  DAYS  43 

After  the  Dissolution  the  old  abbey  was  partly  used  as  a  royal 
palace,  and  later  it  fell  into  such  a  ruinous  state  that  by  1836 
it  had  degenerated  into  a  sort  of  provincial  Vauxhall,  as  may 
be  seen  from  the  following  advertisement : — 

OLD    PALACE    GARDENS,    CANTERBURY. 


Mr.  STANMORE, 
(Late  of  Canterbury  Theatre), 

Begs  most  respectfully  to  inform  the  inhabitants  of 

Canterbury  and  its  Vicinity  that  the  above  Gardens  will 

open  under  his  direction 

On  TUESDAY,  JULY  31ST,   1836, 

and  will  continue  open  every 

TUESDAY  AND  THURSDAY   EVENING, 

during  the  season  upon  the  principle  of 

THE  ROYAL  GARDENS,  VAUXHALL, 

And  trusts  these  entertainments  will  give  satisfaction 

and  meet  with  the  support  it  will  he  his  study  to  deserve. 

The  beauty  of  the  Gardens  are  known  to  all,  and 

their  appearance  will  he  highly  imposing  when 

ILLUMINATED 

with  nearly 

TWO  THOUSAND    VARIEGATED    LAMPS. 

The  Concert 

will  take  place  in  the  spacious  <  >rchestra  erected  in  the 

Gardens,  for.   which 

Miss    MEARS, 

of  the  Theatre  Royal,  Covent  Garden,  and  Drury  Lane,  and 

Mr.   WARREN, 

Late  of  Royal  Gardens,  Vauxhall,  and  several  other 

professional  persons  are  engaged. 


A  part  of  the  gardens  will  be  appropriated  to 

DANCING, 

And  will  be  open  to  the  Public  without  any  extra  charge 

and  for  which 

A  FULL  QUADRILLE  BAND  IS  ENGAGED. 

Mr.    Stanmore    is  making    arrangements    with    numerous 

performers  for 

SINGING  and  DANCING, 

SLACK  and  TIGHT-ROPE  DANCING, 

GYMNASTIC  EXERCISES, 


44  SHAM  ANTIQUARIES  chap. 

And  every  kind  of  amusement  suitable  for  Gardens  also 

with 

Mr.  Fenwick  the  celebrated  artist  in  fireworks,  who  will 

have  the  honor  of  firing  during  the  season  of  which  due 

notice  will  be  given. 

ADMISSION  : 

One  Shilling  each  Person.  Children  under  twelve  years 
of  age  half-price. 

Gardens  open  at  Half-past  Seven.  Performance  to  com- 
mence at  Eight. 

This  hand-bill — eloquent  testimony  to  the  taste  of  the  nine- 
teenth century  at  its  worst — is  preserved  at  the  fine  Missionary 
College  which  a  dozen  years  later  was  opened  on  the  site,  the 
old  building  being  preserved  and  restored  with  reverent  care. 
Some  of  the  ruins  are  still  to  be  seen  at  the  back  of  the  college, 
but  the  place  is  changed  beyond  all  recognition  sin  ce  a  certain 
picnic  party  came  from  Tappington  Everard  to  inspect  the 
ruins.  On  this  occasion  such  talk  took  place  as  all  too 
often  does  take  place  when  those  who  think  they  should  be 
interested  in  antiquities  pretend  that  they  are.  Ingoldsby 
records  the  visit  in  an  admirable  bit  of  fooling.  For  "  Bol- 
sover  "  of  course  we  should  read  St.  Augustine. 

"  To  souls  so  congenial,  what  a  sight  was  the  magnificent  ruin  of 
Bolsover  !  its  broken  arches,  its  mouldering  pinnacles,  and  the  airy  tracery 
of  its  half-demolished  windows.  The  party  were  in  raptures  ;  Mr. 
Simpkinson  began  to  meditate  an  essay,  and  his  daughter  an  ode  ;  even 
Seaforth,  as  he  gazed  on  these  lonely  relics  of  the  olden  time,  was  betrayed 
into  a  momentary  forgetfulness  of  his  love  and  losses  ;  the  widow's  eye- 
glass turned  from  her  cicisbeo's  whiskers  to  the  mantling  ivy  ;  Mrs.  Peters 
wiped  her  spectacles  ;  and  '  her  P.'  supposed  the  central  tower  '  had  once 
been  the  county  jail.'  The  squire  was  a  philosopher,  and  had  been  there 
often  before,  so  he  ordered  out  the  cold  tongue  and  chickens. 

'Bolsover  Priory,'  said  Mr.  Simpkinson,  with  the  air  of  a  connoisseur, 
— '  Bolsover  Priory  was  founded  in  the  reign  of  Henry  the  Sixth,  about  the 
beginning  of  the  eleventh  century.  Hugh  de  Bolsover  had  accompanied 
that  monarch  to  the  Holy  Land,  in  the  expedition  undertaken  by  way  of 
penance  for  the  murder  of  his  young  nephews  in  the  Tower.  Upon  the 
dissolution  of  the  monasteries,  the  veteran  was  enfeoffed  in  the  lands  and 
manor,  to  which  he  gave  his  own  name  of  Bowlsover,  or  Bee-owls-over  (by 
corruption  Bolsover), — a  Bee  in  chief,  over  three  Owls,  all  proper,  being  the 
armorial  ensigns  borne  by  this  distinguished  crusader  at  the  siege  of  Acre.' 

'Ah  !  that  was  Sir  Sidney  Smith,'  said  Mr.  Peters  ;  '  I've  heard  tell  of 
him.  and  all  about  Mrs.  Partington,  and ' 

'P.,  be  quiet,  and  don't  expose  yourself!'  sharply  interrupted  his  lady. 
P.  was  silenced,  and  betook  himself  to  the  bottled  stout. 


in  ST.  MARTIN'S  CHURCH  45 

'These  lands,' continued  the  antiquary,  '  were  held  in  grand  serjeantry 
by  the  presentation  of  three  white  owls  and  a  pot  of  honey ' 

'  Lassy  me  !  how  nice,'  said  Miss  Julia.      Mr.  Peters  licked  his  lips. 

'  Pray  give  me  leave,  my  dear — owls  and  honey,  whenever  the  king 
should  come  a  rat-catching  into  this  part  of  the  country.' 

'  Rat-catching  !' ejaculated  the  squire,  pausing  abruptly  in  the  mastica- 
tion of  a  drumstick. 

'  To  be  sure,  my  dear  sir  :  don't  you  remember  that  rats  once  came 
under  the  forest  laws — a  minor  species  of  venison?  "Rats  and  mice  and 
such  small  deer,"  eh? — Shakspeare,  you  know.  Our  ancestors  ate  rats 
("The  nasty  fellows  I"  shuddered  Miss  Julia  in  a  parenthesis)  ;  and  owls, 
you  know,  are  capital  mousers ' 

'I've  seen  a  howl,'  said  Mr.  Peters;  'there's  one  in  the  Sohological 
Gardens, — a  little  hook-nosed  chap  in  a  wig, — only  its  feathers  and 

Poor  P.  was  destined  never  to  finish  a  speech. 

'Doha  quiet  !'  cried  the  authoritative  voice,  and  the  would-be  naturalist 
shrank  into  his  shell,  like  a  snail  in  the  '  Sohological  Gardens.' 

'You  should  read  Blount's  Jocular  Tenures,  Mr.  Ingoldsby,1  pursued 
Simpkinson.  'A  learned  man  was  Blount.  Why,  sir,  his  Royal  Highness 
the  Duke  of  York  once  paid  a  silver  horse-shoe  to  Lord  Ferrers 

'I've  heard  of  him,'  broke  in  the  incorrigible  Peters;  'he  was  hanged 
at  the  old  Bailey  in  a  silk  rope  for  shooting  Dr.  Johnson.'  " 

The  veritable  gatherings  from  history  and  the  comments 
thereon  were  continued  further,  and  may  be  read  in  the  no  less 
veritable  record  of  the  doings  of  "The  Spectre  of  Tappington." 

A  little  to  the  east  of  St.  Augustine"s  stands  on  its  eminence 
St.  Martin's  Church,  originally  built  during  the  Roman  occu- 
pation, the  church  in  which  Queen  Bertha,  the  Christian  wife 
of  Ethelbert,  worshipped,  and  in  which  it  is  probable  that  the 
King  was  baptized  after  the  coming  of  Augustine.  The  feelings 
of  those  with  a  sense  of  antiquity  may  well  be  deeper  here  than 
at  the  neighbouring  Abbey  and  Cathedral,  for  here  we  are  in 
touch  with  Christianity  as  it  had  reached  this  country  before 
'  the  coming  of  the  great  missioner.  On  this  hill  stood  many  of 
the  Roman  villas  in  the  days  when  the  City  of  the  men  of 
Kent  was  the  Durovemum  of  the  invaders,  and  much  Roman 
material  is  utilised  in  the  older  parts  of  the  building,  which  has 
many  features  of  interest  to  the  archaeologist  and  ecclesiologist, 
though  it  is  by  its  ancient  traditions  that  the  building  appeals 
first  to  most  visitors,  and  then  by  the  beauty  and  quiet  of  it,  as 
we  walk  about  the  trim  graveyard  with  its  ancient  yews  and 
its  wealth  of  blossoms  among  the  crowded  gravestones,  its  neat 
paths  like  a  garden.  At  the  east  side  is  a  raised  terrace  where 
we  can  sit  and  muse  and,  recalling  Dean  Stanley's  words 
already  quoted,  admire  the  distant  view  over  St.  Augustine's 


46 


A  SHOWMAN'S  IMPUDENCE 


CHAP. 


to    the    Cathedral,    somewhat    spoiled    in    the   foreground    by 
modern  houses  and  the  ugly  severity  of  the  county  gaol. 

Mr.  Wombwell,  the  great  menagerie  man,  must  have  known 
how  Mr.  Stanmore  had  been  allowed  to  treat  the  ruined  abbey 
outside  the  eastern-walls  of  the  city  in  1836,  when  he  in  1859 
proposed  to  visit  Canterbury  and  finding  the  ancient  West 
Gate  not  quite  high  enough  to  allow  the  passing  through  it  of 
his  elephant-drawn  cars,  had  the  impudent  assurance  to  petition 


Tlie  West  Gate',  Canterbury. 


the  Mayor  and  Corporation,  to  be  allowed  t-o  pull  it  down. 
That  the  confidence  with  which  such  a  request  could  be  pre- 
ferred was  not  over-extravagant  in  the  mid-nineteenth  century 
is  shown  by  the  fact  that  the  Corporation  gravely  debated 
this  petition  and  that  on  a  division  the  gate  was  only 
saved  from  destruction  by  the  casting  vote  of  the  mayor. 
This  old  gate — now  well  looked  after,  though  it  is  not 
many  years  since  it  stood  a  picture  of  piteously  neglected 
age  —  is  the  only  one  remaining  of  the  seven  gates  which 
gave  admittance  to  the  well-walled  city.     Just  without  it  runs 


Ill 


THE  WALLS  OF  CANTERBURY 


47 


the  main  stream  of  the  Stour  with  patient  disciples  of  old 
Izaak  frequently  angling  from  the  parapet  of  the  bridge  ;  and 
not  always  unsuccessfully,  for  I  have-  watched  an  excited  youth 
play  and  land,  to  the  admiration  of  his  fellows,  a  plump  trout 
of  about  a  foot  in  length.  Up  to  the  eighteenth  century  all 
the  gates  and  most  of  the  wall  were  standing  ;  now  there  remain 
but  portions  of  the  wall  to  the  east  of  the  Cathedral  and  by  the 
Dane-John — with  close-grown   lawns  where  the  old  ditch  was, 


The  West  Gate  from   Within. 

and  fruit  trees  growing  up  the  ancient  flint  walls.  Enough 
remains  however  to  show  that  Canterbury  must  have  been  a 
notable  stronghold  in  mediaeval  times,  but  the  city's  "  expatia- 
tions,"  as  old  Fuller  puts  it,  beyond  the  walls,  and  the  changed 
temper  of  the  times,  long  since  made  the  walls  nothing  but  an 
interesting  survival. 

Intramural  Canterbury  was  but  little  more  than  half  a  mile 
across  from  east  to  west  and  north  to  south,  and  rather  less 
than  half  a  mile   at    its    narrowest    from    the  West   Gate   to 


48  A  NORMAN  KEEP  AS  COAL  SUED  chap. 

where  St.  George's  Gate  stood.  Within  this  square  half  mile 
or  so  of  city  are  gathered  buildings  so  many  and  so  charged 
with  ancient  tradition  that  the  visitor  making  a  stay  of 
some  time  in  the  neighbourhood  should  take  as  guide  some 
volume  such  as  that  by  Dr.  J.  Charles  Cox.  For  the  more 
hurried  passer-by  there  is  but  a  general  impression  of  irregular 
streets  with  shops  and  houses  with  quaint  gables,  with  strange 
bowed,  rounded  and  square  projecting  windows,  with  upper 
floors  bulging  over  the  lower  in  the.  old  Tudor  style.  It 
may  be  doubted  whether  any  other  square  half  mile  of  the 
country  can  show  so  great  a  variety  of  ecclesiastical  and 
domestic  architecture  and  can  awaken  such  varied  traditions. 
We  may  see  little  (unless  we  visit  the  Museum)  of  the  remains  of 
the  Roman  occupation,  the  early  Christian  period  is  only  pointed 
out  in  bits  of  walls  and  portions  of  old  buildings,  but  the  Norman 
flinty  Keep  of  the  Castle  gives  us  some  idea  of  the  aspect  of  the 
place  about  eight  centuries  ago  ;  though  the  way  in  which  it 
is  neighboured  by  small  houses  and  by  the  harmful,  necessary 
gas-works  has  gone  far  to  debase  it.  According  to  Leland 
"  the  most  anncyent  building  of  the  towne  appeareth  yn  the 
castel,"  but  the  nineteenth  century  not  only  allowed  the  gas- 
works to  be  erected  close  to  that  same  castle,  but  even  gave 
over  the  great  keep  to  the  Gas  Company  by  way  of  "  coal  shed." 
The  reproach  dates  back  to  the  time  of  Thomas  Ingoldsby— 
from  whom  there  is  no  escaping  in  East  Kent — for  in  the 
legends  of  that  worthy  we  read  : — 

"  The  keep,  I  find,  's  been  sadly  alter d  lately, 

And,  'stead  of  mail-clad  knights,  of  honour  jealous, 

In  martial  panoply  so  grand  and  stately, 

Its  walls  are  filled  with  money-making  fellows, 

And  stuff'd,  unless  I'm  misinformed  greatly, 

With  leaden  pipes,  and  coke,  and  coals  and  bellows  ; 

In  short,  so  great  a  change  has  come  to  pass, 

'Tis  now  a  manufactory  of  Gas." 

Well  might  visitors  to  the  metropolitical  city  despair  of  citizens 
who  could  turn  the  ancient  abbey  into  a  dancing  saloon,  could 
contemplate  pulling  down  an  ancient  monument  for  the  con- 
venience of  a  travelling  showman,  and  make  of  a  fine  Norman 
Keep  a  coal  shed.  As,  however,  better  feelings  prevailed  in  the 
case  of  St.  Augustine's  and  the  West  Gate,  so  have  they  done 
in  that  of  the  Castle.     Coal,  I  understand,  has  been  given  notice 


Ill 


A  CITY  OF  BYWAYS 


49 


to  quit,  and  the  ancient  edifice  is,  it  is  hoped,  before  long  to  be 
added  to  the  public  monuments  of  the  city  as  a  fitting  neighbour 
to  the  Dane-John,  that  curious  conical  mound  of  supposed  pre- 
historic origin  which  rises  just  within  the  walls  near  the  southern 
railway  station,  and  in  the  shadow  of  which  is  raised  Canterbury's 
latest  monument,  that  to  the  soldiers  of  East  Kent  who  fell  in 


jMf'A-ffVL'l^TVV.     o4 


Old  House 


St.  Dunsttlri s  Street. 


the  South  African  War — the  oldest  and  newest  of  Canterbury's 
memorials  thus  closely  neighbouring  each  other. 

Canterbury  might  almost  be  described  as  a  city  of  byways. 
It  is  true  that  it  has  a  High  Street,  and  that  St.  Dunstan's  Street, 
Wincheap  Street,  Longport  Street,  some  of  the  ways  by  which 
we  approach,  are  broad,  but  once  within  the  old  city  the  high- 
ways have  dwindled  into  more  interesting  byways,  the  very  High 
Street  itself,  with  its  plate-glass  shopfronts  beneath  overhanging 
upper  storeys  and  quaint  gables,  has  more  of  the  old  than  the 

E 


50  LITERARY  ASSOCIATIONS  chap. 

new  about  it ;  while  in  the  rambling  side  streets  and  lanes  is  end- 
less variety  of  attraction.  Here  we  may  visit  the  birthplace  of 
Christopher  Marlowe,  the  residence  of  Richard  Lovelace  (the 
beautiful  thirteenth  century  Greyfriars'  House  bridging  a 
branch  of  the  Stour),  the  birthplace  of  Thomas  Sidney  Cooper  (in 
St.  Peter's  Street),  which  the  veteran  artist  gave  to  the  city  when 
founding  the  Sidney  Cooper  School  of  Art ;  we  may  visit  in 
St.  Mildred's  Church  the  place  whefe  Izaak  Walton — whom 
it  is  pleasant  to  meet  more  than  once  in  our  Kentish  wanderings 
— was  married  in  1620  to  Rachael  Floud.  Another  Canterbury 
worthy  to  be  recalled  is  Stephen  Gosson,  the  poet,  player,  and 
playwright,  who  turned  and  rended  the  playhouse,  players,  and 
plays.  The  memory  of  Marlowe's  association  is  perpetuated 
by  a  monument  close  to  the  Christ  Church  Gate — a  graceful 
monument  which  does  not  harmonise  with  the  massy  stone 
gateway,  a  monument  still  wanting  statuettes  in  three  of  its 
four  niches,  and  a  monument  made  hideous  by  the  gimcrackery 
lamps  which  stand  at  its  four  corners.  Here  of  old  stood  the 
Butter  Market,  and  when  it  was  decided  to  demolish  the  edifice 
as  "unsafe,"  the  oak  beams  by  which  the  roof  was  supported 
could  not  be  removed  until  dragged  down  by  teams  of  horses  ! 
as  old  inhabitants  who  regret  the  march  of  improvement  are 
delighted  to  tell. 

Leaving  fact  for  fiction  scarcely  less  real,  we  may  follow  the 
way  that  little  David  Copperfield  went,  first  on  the  penniless 
tramp  at  the  end  of  which  he  made  himself  known  to  his  aunt, 
and  later  when  the  worthy  Betsy  Trotwood  drove  the  grey 
pony  and  chaise  from  Dover  to  take  the  rehabilitated  David, 
re-named  Trotwood,  to  school.  It  was  many  years  ago,  but 
the  hand  of  "improvement"  has  happily  lain  but  lightly  on 
Canterbury,  and  Dickensians  may  well  seek  to  identify  Mr. 
Wickfield's  house  described  by  Boz  with  such  minute  faith- 
fulness. 

"  I  asked  for  no  more  information  about  Mr.  Wickfield,  as  she  offered 
none,  and  we  conversed  on  other  subjects  until  we  came  to  Canterbury, 
where,  as  it  was  market-day  my  aunt  had  a  great  opportunity  of  insinuating 
the  grey  pony  among  carts,  baskets,  vegetables  and  hucksters'  goods.  The 
hair-breadth  turns  and  twists  we  made,  drew  down  upon  us  a  variety  of 
speeches  from  the  people  standing  about,  which  were  not  always  com- 
plimentary ;  but  my  aunt  drove  on  with  perfect  indifference,  and  I  dare 
say  would  have  taken  her  own  way  with  as  much  coolness  through  an 
enemy's  country. 


Ill  DICKENS'S  CANTERBURY  51 

"At  length  we  stopped  before  a  very  old  house  bulging  out  over  the 
road  ;  a  house  with  long,  low  lattice  windows  bulging  out  still  farther,  and 
beams  with  carved  heads  on  the  ends  bulging  out  too,  so  that  I  fancied  the 
whole  house  was  leaning  forward,  trying  to  see  who  was  passing  on  the 
narrow  pavement  below.  It  was  quite  spotless  in  its  cleanliness.  The  old- 
fashioned  brass  knocker  on  the  old-fashioned  door,  ornamented  with  carved 
garlands  of  fruit  and  flowers,  twinkled  like  a  star  ;  the  two  stone  steps 
descending  to  the  door  were  as  white  as  if  they  had  been  covered  with  fair 
linen  ;  and  all  the  angles  and  corners,  and  carvings  and  mouldings,  and 
quaint  little  panes  of  glass,  and  quainter  little  windows,  though  as  old  as 
the  hills,  were  as  pure  as  any  snow  that  ever  fell  upon  the  hills. 

"When  the  pony-chaise  stopped  at  the  door,  and  my  eyes  were  intent 
upon  the  house,  I  saw  a  cadaverous  face  appear  at  a  small  window  on 
the  ground  floor  (in  a  little  round  tower  that  formed  one  side  of  the 
house)  and  quickly  disappear.  The  low  arched  door  then  opened  and 
the  face  came  out." 

If  Dickens  made  a  composite  picture  for  his  house  he  might 
well  have  taken  "  the  beams  with  carved  heads  on  the  ends 
bulging  out  "  from  the  beautiful  old  house  at  the  corner  of 
Broad  Street  and  Lady  Wotton's  Green.  Canon  Benham 
unhesitatingly  identifies  the  place  :  "  I  avow  that  I  have  no 
doubt  as  to  Mr.  Wickfield's  house.  There  it  is,  halfway  up  the 
High  Street."  The  makers  of  picture  postcards  represent 
another  residence  without  the  West  Gate. 

The  face  that  came  out  to  admit  Miss  Trotwood  and  her 
nephew  was,  of  course,  that  of  the  "humblest  person  going" 
Uriah  Heep — and  having  sought  to  identify  the  house  with  the 
carved  beam  outside  so  uncommonly  like  Uriah,  the  follower  in 
the  steps  of  Copperfield  may  look  among  other  houses  for 
"  a  humble  abode  "  such  as  that  in  which  David  had  tea  with 
the  Heeps,  mother  and  son,  and  may  then  seek  the  little  inn 
— by  some  identified  as  the  "Sun" — -where  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Micawber  put  up  after  they  had  come  to  see  if  there  might  be 
an  opening  for  a  man  of  Wilkins  Micawber's  talents  in  the 
Medway  coal  trade.  They  found  that  the  coal  trade  on  that 
river  might  require  talent,  but  it  certainly  required  capital — a 
thing  very  shy  of  turning  up  where  Mr.  Micawber  was  about. 

To  return  again  from  the  fascinations  of  fiction  to  fact, 
mention  must  be  made  of  the  old  house  in  which  we  have  a 
relic  of  the  Continental  weavers  who  came  hither  in  Elizabeth's 
time,  and  made  Canterbury  flourish  anew  by  its  manufacture  of 
various  woven  stuffs.  It  is  true  that  of  the  Walloons  from  the 
Spanish  Netherlands,  who  first  settled  here,  there  were  said  to 

e  2 


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CHAP. 


be  only  eighteen  householders  besides  children  and  servants, 
but  "the  Queen,  as  a  further  mark  of  her  favour,  in  1568 
granted  to  them  the  undercroft  of  the  cathedral  church,  as  a 
place  of  worship  for  themselves  and  their  successors.  After 
which,  the  persecution  for  religion  still  continuing  abroad,  the 
number  of  these  refugees  multiplied  so  exceedingly  that  in  1634 
the  number  of  communicants  in  the  Walloon  Church  was 
increased  to   900 ;  and  there  was  calculated  to  be  of  these 


*r.t 


Where  Mr.  Micaivber  stayed  in  Canterbury. 

refugees  in  the  whole  kingdom  5,213,  who  were  employed  in 
instructing  the  English  in  weaving  silk,  cotton,  and  woollen 
goods  ;  in  combing,  spinning  and  making  different  kinds  of 
yarns,  worsted,  crewels,  etc.,  etc  At  the  beginning  of  King 
Charles  II. 's  reign,  anno  1665,  there  were  in  Canterbury  126 
master  weavers,  their  whole  number  here  amounting  to  near 
1,300,  and  they  employed  759  English  ;  so  that  the  King  thought 
proper  to  grant  them  a  charter  in  1676,  by  which  it  appears 
that  their  number  here  was  then  but  little  short  of  2,500." 
Twenty  years  later  came  the  Revocation  of  the  Edict  of  Nantes, 


in  A  PICTURESQUE  OLD  HOUSE  53 

and  some  5,000  French  Protestants  are  said  to  have  come  to 
this  country.  ':  Great  numbers  of  these  came  to  Canterbury, 
and  joined  themselves  to  the  Walloon  Church,  and  by  their 
industry  the  wealth  of  this  place  increased  considerably  ;  it 
became  more  populous  ;  the  poor,  even  to  their  children,  found 
a  constant  employment,  and  the  owners  of  houses  finding 
sufficient  tenants  for  them,  and  their  rents  increased,  were 
induced  to  rebuild  or  to  add  great  improvements  to  them,  much 
to  their  own  emolument  and  the  public  welfare  of  the  city." 
By  the  end  of  the  eighteenth  century  silk  weaving  had  largely 
moved  to  Spitalfields,  and  the  industry  had  been  so  much 
affected  by  the  improved  making  of  printed  muslins  and 
chintzes  in  other  places  that  the  number  of  those  engaged 
in  weaving  here  had  been  greatly  reduced.  As  weaving  de- 
clined, however,  an  old  county  historian  tells  us,  the  cultiva- 
tion of  hops  increased,  and  the  hops  from  the  Canterbury 
district,  he  adds,  were  highly  esteemed  by  the  London 
brewers  for  their  great  strength,  "  doing  more  execution  in  the 
copper  than  those  of  any  other  district."  To-day  the  old 
weaving  industry  is  represented  by  the  many-gabled  building 
overhanging  one  branch  of  the  Stour,  where  visitors  may  see 
something  of  the  old  home-weaving  still  carried  on,  and  may 
see  a  delightful  old  house,  one  of  the  most  picturesque  of  its 
kind  remaining,  but  so  neat  and  well  looked  after  with  its 
flower-grown  window-boxes  as  to  suggest  the  sham  medisevalism 
of  the  "  Old  London  "  of  some  years  ago.  The  window-boxes 
give  a  pleasant  bit  of  colour  to  the  view  of  those  who  pause  on 
the  bridge  and  look  down  the  stream,  but  they  are  something 
of  an  anachronism.  Tudor  folk  did  not  indulge  in  such 
decorative  "  hints  that  nature  lives."  Opposite  the  Canter- 
bury Weavers  is  a  house  bridging  the  stream,  and  here  we 
have  one  of  the  many  ancient  hospital  foundations  in  which 
the  city  is  rich,  though  they  have  mostly  been  rebuilt. 

Wandering  about  the  many  lanes  and  streets  of  Canterbury, 
with  its  numerous  churches,  its  quaint  irregular  houses, 
"  bulging,"  as  Dickens  has  it,  and  gabled;  it  is  not  difficult 
to  realise  something  of  its  past  when  the  ways  were  thronged 
with  pilgrims,  when  friars  and  monks  were  to  be  met  with 
everywhere  in  the  miry  and  unpaved  thoroughfares.  It  was 
near  the  end  of  the  fifteenth  century  that  the  King  kindly 
empowered  the  Mayor  and  Corporation  to  pave  the  streets  at 


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CH.  in  A  ROYAL  ESCAPADE  55 

the  charge  of  the  inhabitants  thereof.  On  the  dissolution  of 
St.  Augustine's  Monaster)',  about  half  a  century  later,  say  the 
city  records  of  1542,  "the  city  was  supplied  with  building  and 
paving  stones  from  its  ruins  on  paying  a  trifle  to  the  gatekeeper." 

The  memories  of  the  old  place  are  many  and  varied. 
Hither,  when  the  burly  Henry  VIII.  was  contemplating 
marriage  with  Anne  Boleyn,  was  brought  Elizabeth  Barton, 
the  Holy  Maid  of  Kent,  to  set  men,  lay  and  cleric,  marvelling, 
later  at  Tyburn  to  pay  the  penalty  of  her  "visions  "  and  of  the 
folly  of  the  credulous  who  would  have  employed  her  as  tool  to 
their  own  ends.  She  was  a  maid-servant  from  Aldington  who 
saw  visions,  and  professed  to  be  divinely  inspired  in  her  utter- 
ances against  the  King's  projected  marriage.  Examined  by 
ecclesiastical  authorities,  she  was  at  first  made  much  of,  but 
her  seeings  and  sayings  were  not  to  the  temper  of  Henry  and 
Cromwell,  and  she  and  some  of  her  supporters  were  duly 
executed. 

On  February  19th,  1623,  there  set  out  from  Dover  across 
the  narrow  seas  a  notable  party  of  five  adventurers,  consisting 
of  "  Thomas  and  John  Smith  "  (i.e.  Charles,  Prince  of  Wales, 
and  the  Marquess — after  Duke — of  Buckingham),  Sir  Richard 
Graham,  Sir  Francis  Cottington,  Secretary,  and  Mr.  Endymion 
Porter,  "  Bed-chamber  servant  of  Confidence  to  his  Highness," 
though  the  trouble  met  with  in  passing  through  Canterbury 
bid  fair  to  stop  the  little  expedition.  The  Prince  was  going 
off  on  a  secret  adventure  that  he  might  see  the  Spanish  Infanta, 
with  whom  there  was  some  idea  of  his  marrying.  With  the 
whole  escapade  we  have  here  little  concern,  but  the  adventurous 
journey  across  Kent  may  be  cited  as  a  pleasant  bit  of  county 
lore  pieced  together  after  much  research  by  that  good  man  of 
Kent,  Sir  Henry  Wotton.  Cottington  and  Porter  having  been 
sent  ahead  to  provide  a  vessel  at  Dover,  the  others,  "  with 
disguised  beards  and  with  borrowed  names,"  set  out  from 
Buckingham's  Essex  seat  on  February  18th. 

"When  they  passed  the  River  against  Gravesend,  for  lack  of  Silver,  they 
were  fain  to  give  the  Ferry  Man  a  piece  of  two  and  twenty  shillings,  which 
struck  the  poor  fellow  into  such  a  melting  tenderness,  that  so  good  Gentle- 
men should  be  going  (for  so  he  suspected)  about  some  quarrel  beyond  Sea, 
as  he  could  not  forbear  to  acquaint  the  Officers  of  the  Town  with  what  had 
befallen  him,  who  sent  presently  Post  for  their  stay  at  Rochester,  through 
which  they  were  passed  before  any  intelligence  could  arrive.  On  the  brow 
of  the  Hill  beyond  that  City,  they  were  somewhat  perplexed  by  espying  the 


56  A  PRINCE  IN  DISGUISE  chap. 

French  Ambassador,  with  the  King's  Coach  and  other  attending  him,  which 
made  them  baulk  the  beaten  road,  and  teach  Post- Hackneys  to  leap  Hedges. 
At  Canterbury,  whither  some  voice  (as  it  should  seem)  was  run  on  before, 
the  Mayor  of  the  Town  came  himself  to  seize  on  them,  as  they  were  taking 
fresh  Horses,  in  a  blunt  manner,  alleadging  first  a  Warrant  to  stop  them, 
from  the  Councel,  next  from  Sir  Lewis  Lewkner  Master  of  the  Ceremonies, 
and  lastly  from  Sir  Henry  Manwaring,  then  Lieutenant  of  Dover-Castle. 
At  all  which  confused  fiction,  the  Marquess  had  no  leisure  to  laugh,  but 
thought  best  to  dismask  his  Beard,  and  so  told  him,  that  he  was  going 
covertly  with  such  slight  company,  to  take  a  secret  view  (being  Admiral)  of 
the  forwardness  of  his  Majesties  Fleet,  which  was  then  in  preparation  on 
the  narrow  Seas  :  This,  with  much  ado,  did  somewhat  handsomely  heal 
the  disguisement.  On  the  way  afterwards,  the  Baggage  Post-Boy,  who  had 
been  at  Court,  got  (I  know  not  how)  a  glimmering  who  they  were  ;  but  his 
mouth  was  easily  shut.  To  Dover,  through  bad  Horses,  and  those  petty 
impediments,  they  came  not  before  six  at  night." 

That  the  disguised  Prince  and  his  companions  got  through 
to  Dover  with  no  further  trouble  was  probably  owing  to 
the  fact  that  news  of  their  escapade  was  little  likely  to  get 
ahead  of  them  in  days  when  communication  was  necessarily 
slow.  Indeed,  in  1637,  as  we  learn  from  that  maker  of  many 
books,  John  Taylor  the  Water  Poet,  Canterbury  had  regular 
communication  with  London  but  twice  a  week :  "  The  Foot 
Post  of  Canterbury  doth  come  every  Wednesday  and  Saturday 
to  the  sign  of  the  Two-Necked  Swan  at  Summers  Key,  near 
Billingsgate." 

A  quarter  of  a  century  after  his  escapade,  when  the  Prince, 
become  King,  had  nearly  reached  the  tragic  close  of  his 
struggle  with  his  people,  it  was  Canterbury  that  made  the  last 
attempt  on  behalf  of  the  old  order  against  the  new,  though  it 
must  be  said  that  it  was  not  altogether  devotion  to  the  monarch 
which  gave  rise  to  the  Petition  of  Kent  and  the  subsequent 
insurrection.  The  good  people  of  Canterbury  were  greatly 
annoyed  at  the  Puritan  ordinances,  which  forbade  the  celebra- 
ting of  Christmas,  and  determined  to  do  as  they  had  done 
before,  and  duly  arranged  for  a  service  on  Christmas  Day, 
1647,  "a  heinous  offence  in  those  times  of  reformation,"  says 
the  contemporary  historian  "of  that  Honorable  though  Un- 
fortunate Expedition,"  who  was  himself  a  participator.  The 
service  was  duly  held  at  St.  Andrew's  Church,  "where  the 
Reverend  Mr.  Allday,  then  resident  minister  of  the  parish, 
preached  a  sermon  suitable  to  the  day,  a  thing  then  so  much 
out  of  use  that  the  people  began  to  forget  that  Christ  was  ever 


in  PETITION  OF  THE  MEN  OF  KENT  57 

born,  as  well  as  the  celebration  of  His  birth."  The  "new 
saints "  tried  by  external  disturbance  to  drown  the  speaking 
within.  The  mayor  sought  to  persuade  the  people  to  open 
their  shops,  and  on  one  tradesman  expostulating  with  him, 
struck  the  first  blow.  Tumult  followed,  until  a  certain  barber, 
"a  man  swelled  as  full  of  ungodly  schismatical  principles  of 
rebellion  as  a  toad  with  poison,"  shot  some  one,  and  the 
tumult  was  only  stayed  by  agreement  between  the  leaders  of 
the  two  parties. 

In  a  "Perfect  Diurnal"  of  Parliament  under  the  date  of 
December  30th,  1647,  it  is  recorded  that  a  letter  had  been 
received  that  day  out  of  Kent,  from  some  of  the  committee  of 
the  said  county,  acquainting  the  House  with  "  the  great  riot 
that  was  at  Canterbury  on  Saturday  last."  A  week  later  the 
trouble  had  abated,  only  to  be  aroused  afresh  by  the  arrival  of 
an  armed  body  of  troops,  and  later  by  the  special  commission 
sent  by  Parliament  to  try  the  offenders.  The  Grand  Jury  not 
only  ignored  the  bill  but  "  composed  upon  the  spot  a  petition 
to  Parliament,  which,  to  my  mind,  was  worthy  of  '  unconquered 
Kent,'  and  of  a  people  whose  ancestors  always  claimed  the 
right  to  march  in  the  van  of  the  English  army."1 

Out  of  this  disturbance  thus  rose  the  Petition  of  the  Men  of 
Kent,  which  was  forbidden  to  be  presented,  and  thus  led  to 
the  petitioners  forming  a  resolution  that  it  should  be  presented 
if  necessary  with  sword  in  hand,  and  so  to  the  military 
expedition,  which  was  finally  crushed  at  Colchester,  in  Essex. 
The  men  of  Kent  claimed  the  right  to  petition  Parliament, 
but  had  less  success  than  when  they  parleyed  sword  in  hand 
with  William  of  Normandy.  The  "  Petition  "  was  simple  in 
expression,  but  for  the  time  was  marked  by  a  boldness  which 
could  but  irritate  those  who  had  grown  tired  of  "  treating  "  with 
their  Sovereign.     It  ran  : — 

"To  the  Right  Honorable  the  Lords  and  Commons  assembled  in 
Parliament  at  Westminster. 

The  Humble  PETITION  of  the  Knights,  Gentry,  Clergy,  and  Common- 
ality of  the  County  of  KENT  subscribed  by  the  Grand  Jury  on  the  nth  of 
May,  1648,  at  the  Sessions  of  the  Judges,  upon  a  Special  Commission  of 
Oyer  and  Terminer,  held  at  the  Castle  of  Canterbury,  for  the  said  County. 

Sheweth 

That  the  deep  sense  of  our  own  miseries,  with  a  fellow-feeling  of  the  dis- 


1  Colonel  Colomb,  F.S.A.,  Arch.  Cantiana,  xi.31-49. 


58  FOR  GOD,   KING  CHARLES,  AND  KENT  chap. 

contents  of  other  Counties  exposed  to  the  like  sufferings,  prevaileth  with  us, 
thus  humbly  to  present  to  your  Honors  these  our  ardent  desires. 

I.  That  our  most  Gracious  Sovereign  Lord  King  Charles,  may  with 
all  speed  be  admitted  in  safety  and  honor,  to  treat  with  his  two  Houses 
of  Parliament,  for  the  perfect  settling  of  the  peace,  both  of  Church  and 
Common  Wealth,  as  also  of  his  own  just  Rights  together  with  those  of  the 
Parliament. 

II.  That  for  prevention  and  removal  of  the  manifold  Inconveniences, 
occasioned  by  the  continuance  of  the  present  Army,  under  the  command 
of  the  Lord  Fairfax,  their  Arrears  may  be  forthwith  audited,  and  they 
disbanded. 

III.  That  according  to  the  fundamental  Constitution  of  this  Common 
Wealth,  we  may  for  the  future  be  governed  and  judged  by  the  English 
Subjects  undoubted  birth-right,  the  known  and  established  Laws  of  the 
Kingdom,  and  not  otherwise. 

IV.  That,  according  to  the  Petition  of  our  Right,  our  Property  may  not 
be  invaded  by  any  Taxes  or  Impositions  whatsoever  ;  and  particularly,  that 
the  heavy  burthen  of  Excise  may  no  longer  be  continued,  or  hereafter 
imposed  upon  us. 

All  which  our  earnest  desires,  we  humbly  recommend  to  your  serious 
considerations,  not  doubting  of  that  speedy  satisfaction  therein  which 
the  case  requires,  and  we  humbly  expect.  Whereby  we  may  hope  to  see 
(what  otherwise  we  cannot  but  despair  of)  a  speedy  and  happy  end  of 
those  Pressures  and  Distempers,  whose  continuance  will  inevitably  ruin 
both  ourselves  and  posterities.  Your  timely  prevention  whereof,  by  a 
mutual  agreement  to  what  we  here  propose,  in  order  thereunto,  shall 
oblige  us  ever  to  pray." 

The  men  of  Kent  struggled  unavailingly  for  their  petition  in 
1648,  and  again  half  a  century  later,  as  we  learn  at  Maidstone. 

Of  the  rioting  at  Canterbury  some  fun  was  made  in  Hudibrastic 
verse  by  a  partisan  of  Parliament,  who  affected  to  believe  that 
it  was  for  the  good  cheer  of  Christmas  rather  than  for  the  King 
and  their  rights  as  freemen  that  the  men  of  Kent  rose.  The 
verses  appeared  in  a  quaint  contemporary  news-sheet. 

"Verses  by  Mr.  Egerton  on  certain  men  of  Canterbury,  declaring  them- 
selves for  God,  King  Charles,  and  Kent,  January,  1648. 

"  The  roast-meat  men  of  Canterbury, 
Counting  it  no  small  injury 
To  lose  their  spiced  broth,  and  their  pies, 
Their  wassails  and  their  fooleries, 
Resolved  ere  Christmas  went  away 
They  would  some  uncouth  gambol  play  ; 
For  now  debar'd  of  their  good  cheer, 
They  took  the  double  size  in  beer  ; 
And  now  so  long  they  sit  and  fuddle, 
'Till  each  agreed  to  broach  his  noddle 
Then  one  saith  this,  another  that, 


in  PLUM-POTTAGE  AND  CHRISTMAS-PIE  59 

And  the  third  he  talks  he  knows  not  what. 

'Till  one  upstart,  whose  nose  to  handle 

Had  often  saved  them  fire  and  candle, 

And  he  in  broken  sense  relates 

The  wrong  to  be  debar'd  their  rates  ; 

And  tells  them  if  they  do  not  rise 

To  right  plum-pottage,  and  mince-pies, 

Hereafter  may  things  never  whittle, 

And  the  plum-pottage  burn  the  kettle, 

And  may  each  bak'd  meat  (heaven  forbid) 

Lose  both  the  bottom  and  the  lid. 

Al  this  each  swain  lift  up  his  snout 

And  wrath  incensed  all  the  rout  : 

And  now-  away  the  clowns  do  reel, 

And  out  of  doors  each  one  doth  wheel  ; 

He  gels  a  mattock  or  a  rake, 

A  third  will  need  his  coulter  take, 

And  all  with  an  inspired  rage, 

Set  forth  in  martial  equipage. 

hear  now  upon  the  townsmen  falls, 

To  see  these  frantic  bachannals  : 

They  lock  their  doors,  but  to  no  end, 

The  madmen  do  them  open  r<  nd, 

And  he  that  hath  not  broth  or  pie, 

Within  his  lard  or  butter}', 

Was  surely  banged,  back  and  head, 

And  all  his  chattels  forfeited. 

But  to  prohibit  this  wild  course 

Out  comes  the  Mayor  on  his  horse  ; 

But  they  of  him  stand  in  no  awe. 

His  crown  is  crack't,  he  doth  withdraw  ; 

And  thus,  elated  with  success, 

They  needs  will  further  yet  transgress. 

For  God,  and  for  King  Charles,  they  cry, 

Plum-pottage  and  sweet  Christmas  pie  ; 

But  out,  alas  !  this  did  no  good. 

Their  language  was  not  understood. 

And  now  these  birds  in  cages  sing, 

Wee'l  no  more  Christmas  revelling." 

Though  largely  a  place  of  old  traditions,  Canterbury  has  so 
much  to  show  within  its  limits  that  makes  those  traditions  real 
that  to  the  visitor  with  a  sense  of  antiquity  its  every  street  has 
something  of  interest,  from  whichever  side  the  city  is  approached. 
Its  air  is  one  of  comfortable  prosperity  allied  with  age.  It  is 
true  that  some  of  the  outlying  thoroughfares,  some  of  the 
poorer  districts,  may  be  dingy,  but  these  are  small  portions  of 
the  whole  ;  it  is  true  that  we  carry  away  impressions  of  ugly 
barracks  as  well  as  of  quaint  streets,  of  irregular-sized,  many- 


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CHAP. 


Sf.  John's  Hospital. 


gabled,  and  bow-  and  bay-windowed  houses,  but  they  are  by  no 
means   dominating    features.       He   is    unfortunate    who    first 


in  SET  AMID  HILLS  61 

approaches  the  city  by  the  Northgate  leading  out  to  Thanet, 
for  it  is  the  most  uninteresting  way,  lined  on  the  one  hand 
by  military  barracks  and  on  the  other  by  a  dull  river-side 
suburb.  It  is  true  that  as  a  military  station  Canterbury  first 
comes  into  history  in  the  time  of  the  Roman  occupation,  but 
the  barracks  of  today  are  wanting  in  beauty  themselves,  and 
have  not  about  them  the  glamour  of  the  old  and  but  half  known. 

It  is  a  city  of  many  churches,  of  many  "  hospitals  "  and  alms- 
houses, of  narrow  byways,  of  quaint  houses  and  of  illimitable 
traditions  ;  a  city  set  amid  hills,  amid  woodlands  and  hopfields  ; 
a  city  in  which  past  and  present  join  hands  without  anything 
jarring  in  the  alliance.  It  is  true  that  Canterbury's  latest  historian 
has  suggested  that  motors — "those  throbbing, noisy, evil-smelling 
machines  " — should  be  left  outside  the  city,  as  their  presence  is 
"a  vulgar  and  irreverent  anachronism."  But  the  view  is  that  of 
the  zealous  antiquarian,  who  forgets  that  a  city  is  not  only  a 
kind  of  object  for  a  national  museum,  but  a  living  entity,  and 
that  it  is  in  the  freshness  of  life,  in  its  adaptation  to,  and  recon- 
ciliation with,  the  spirit  of  the  time  that  a  place  like  Canterbury  at 
once  excites  our  reverent  admiration  and  compels  our  affection. 

In  the  days  of  the  Pilgrims  few  folk  reached  the  confines  of 
the  city  unless  on  foot — if  they  rode  thither  they  dismounted 
when  the  Angel  Steeple  of  the  Cathedral  came  in  sight,  and  so, 
no  doubt,  it  might  be  thought  that  chaises,  carriers'  waggons  and 
coaches  successively  were  "anachronisms,"  to  say  nothing  of 
the  railway,  but  that,  it  is  true,  is  without  the  limits  of  the 
ancient  walls,  yet  these  various  improvements  in  locomotion 
have  not  harmed  the  city.  When  motorists,  remembering  the 
showman's  nearness  to  success  in  his  desire  to  demolish  the 
West  Gate,  wish  the  old  streets  widened  and  straightened,  it  will 
be  time  enough  to  protest  against  vulgarity  and  irreverence. 
To  object  to  their  admission  to  the  ancient  thoroughfares  is 
worse  than  objecting  to  the  illumination  by  gas  and  electric 
light  of  the  venerable  buildings  that  were  anciently  lighted  by 
torches  and  candles. 

Kent  has  long  been  famous  as  a  cricketing  county,  and 
"  Canterbury  week,"  at  the  beginning  of  August,  is  so  notable  a 
feature  of  the  season  that  it  cannot  but  be  amusing  to  some 
readers  to  recall  a  great  contest  that  once  took  place  here. 
About  a  hundred  and  fifty  years  ago  one  James  Love,  whose 
enthusiasm  for  the  game  was  greater  than  his  genius  as  a  poet, 


62 


CRICKET  IN  KENT 


CHAr. 


wrote  "  An  Heroic  Poem  "  on  cricket,  which  he  concluded 
prophetically  with 

"  And  now  the  Sons  of  Kent  com  pleat  the  Game, 
And  firmly  fix  their  everlasting  Fame," 

showing  clearly  enough  that  he  knew  the  county  would,  in 
1906,  establish  its  position  as  champion.  In  July,  1773, 
however,  it  was  the  noblemen  and  gentlemen  of  Kent  and 
Surrey  who  met  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Canterbury  in  friendly 
rivalry,  and  the  three  days'  match  roused  considerable  interest, 
though  Kent,  it  must  be  confessed,  made  but  a  bad  second,  as 
we  see  from  the  account  given  in  the  Kentish  Gazette : 

"  The  following  is  a  List  of  the  Noblemen  and  Gentlemen 
Cricketers,  who  played  on  Monday,  Tuesday,  and  Wednesday 
last  in  Bourn-Paddock,  Surry  against  Kent,  for  Two  Thousand 
Pounds : 


Names. 
Lord  Tankerville 
Mr  Bartholomew 
Mr  Lewis 


Those  marked  thus  B  were  bowled  out 

SURRY. 
Out  by  whom.  ist 


C  catclied  out. 


B.  out  by  May 

C.  out  by  Simmons 
.     B.  out  by  the  Duke 

Mr  Stone B.  out  by  the  Duke 


Stevens  alias  Lumpey 
John  Woods  . 
Palmer  .  .  . 
Thomas  White 
Yaldin  .  .  . 
Childs  .  .  . 
Francis  .     . 


B.  out  by  Miller      .     .  6 

C.  out  by  Sir  II.  Mann  6 
C.  out  by  Mr  Davis  .  22 
B.  out  by  the  Duke  .  5 
Last  Man  in .  .  .  .17 
B.  out  by  May  .  .  .  o 
B.  out  by  the  Duke    .  5 

Byes     ...  1 

77 


Out  by  whom 
C.  out  by  Mr  Davis 
B.  out  by  Miller     . 
Last  Man  in      .     . 
B.  out  by  Miller     . 


B.  out  by  Miller     . 

C.  out  by  R.  May 
C.  out  by  the  Duke 
C.  out  by  Mr  Hussey 
B.  out  by  the  Duke 

B.  out  by  the  Duke 

C.  out  by  Wood 

Byes 


ad. 

3 
10 
21 

24 


6 
38 
60 

1 

3 

36 

7 

217 


Names. 
Duke  of  Dorset   . 
Sir  Horace  Mann 
Mr  Davis   . 
Mr  Hussey 

Miller  .  . 
Simmons  . 
R.  May  . 
Thomas  May 
Louch  .  . 
Pattenden  . 
Wood  of  Seale 


KENT. 
Out  by  whom.  ist. 
B.  out  by  Woods  .  .  25 
B.  out  by  Woods  .  .  3 
B.  out  by  Woods  .  .  4 
Last  Man  in .     .     . 


C.  out  by  Yaldin  . 
B.  out  by  Lumpey 
B.  out  by  Woods    . 

B.  out  by  Lumpey 

C.  out  by  Mr  Stone 
C.  out  by  Mr  Lewis 
C.  out  by  Woods    . 

Byes     .     . 


13 

5 
o 

4 
5 
o 
1 
3 

63 


Out  by  whom. 

B.  out  by  Woods   .     .     . 

C.  out  by  L.  Tankerville 
C.  out  by  Mr.  Lewis  .  . 
B.  out  by  Woods   .     . 


Run  out 

C.  out  by  Yaldin    .     .     , 

Last  Man  in 

C.  out  by  Childs    .     .     . 
B.  out  by  Lumpey 

B.  out  by  Lumpey      .     . 

C.  out  by  Mr  Bartholomew 

Byes     . 


2d. 

1 

22 

o 


10 

4 
o 

5 

26 

1 

9 

o 

78 


lit  SURREY  TRIUMPHANT  63 

The  third  Duke  of  Dorset,  who  did  yeoman  service  on 
behalf  of  the  county  which,  as  plain  Mr.  Sackville,  he  had 
represented  in  the  House  of  Commons  and  of  which  he  was 
Lord  Lieutenant,  is  remembered  in  the  cricketing  field  as  a 
member  of  the  Hambledon  Club,  and  as  one  of  the  committee 
that  drew  up  the  original  laws  of  the  M.C.C.  Sir  Horace 
Mann  was  Sir  Horatio  Mann,  of  Bishopsbourne,  "  the  King  of 
Cricket,"  who  did  not  succeed  his  more  distinguished  uncle, 
the  British  Envoy  at  Florence,  in  the  baronetcy  until  1786. 
The  match  moved  a  contemporary  rhymester,  J.  Duncombe, 
to  tell  the  story  of  "Surrey  Triumphant,  or  the  Kentish  Men's 
Defeat,"  in  a  lengthy  ballad  parodying  "Chevy  Chase."  The 
poet  ascribed  the  defeat  of  the  Men  of  Kent  to  their  playing 
the  match  in  harvest  time : — 

"  God  prosper  long  our  harvest-work, 
Our  rakes  and  hay-carls  all  ! 
An  ill-tim'd  cricket  match  there  did 
At  Bishopsbourn  befall. 

To  bat  and  howl  with  might  and  main 

Two  Nobles  took  their  way  ; 
The  hay  may  rue,  that  is  unhous'd 

The  batting  of  that  day. 

The  active  Earl  of  Tankerville 

An  even  bet  did  make, 
That  in  Bourn  paddock  he  would  cause, 

Kent's  chiefest  hands  to  quake  ; 

To  see  the  Surry  cricketers 

Out-bat  them  and  out-bowl. 
To  Dorset's  Duke  the  tidings  came, 

All  in  the  park  of  Knowle  : 

Who  sent  his  Lordship  present  word, 

He  would  prevent  his  sport. 
The  Surry  Earl,  not  fearing  this, 

Did  to  East  Kent  resort.  .  .  . 

This  game  did  last  from  Monday  morn 

Till  Wednesday  afternoon, 
For  when  Bell  Harry  rung  to  prayers, 

The  batting  scarce  was  done.  .  .  . 

Their  husband's  woful  case  that  night 

Did  many  wives  bewail, 
Their  labour,  time,  and  money  lost, 

But  all  would  not  prevail. 


64  "IDLE  GAMES"  AT  HARVEST-TIMES  CH.  in 

Their  sun-burnt  cheeks,  though  bath'd  in  sweat, 

They  kiss'd,  and  wash'd  them  clean, 
And  to  that  fatal  paddock  begg'd 

They  ne'er  would  go  again. 

To  Sevenoak  town  this  news  was  brought 

Where  Dorset  has  his  seat, 
That,  on  the  Nalebourn's  banks,  his  Grace 

Had  met  with  a  defeat. 

'  O  heavy  news  ! '  the  Rector  said, 

'  The  Vine  can  witness  be, 
We  have  not  any  cricketer, 
Of  such  account  as  he.' 

Like  tidings  in  a  shorter  space, 

To  Barham's  Rector  came, 
That  in  Bourn-paddock  knightly  Mann 

Had  fairly  lost  the  game. 

'  Now  rest  his  bat,'  the  Doctor  said, 

'  Sith  'twill  no  better  be  ; 
I  trust  we  have,  in  Bishopsbourn, 

Five  hands  as  good  as  he. 

Yet  Surry-men  shall  never  say, 

But  Kent  return  will  make, 
And  catch  or  bjwl  them  out  at  length, 

For  her  Lieutenant's  sake. ' 

This  vow,  'tis  hoped,  will  be  perform'd 

Next  year,  on  Laleham  down  ; 
When,  if  the  Kentish  hearts  of  oak 

Recover  their  renown, 

From  grey  goose- wing  some  bard,  I  trust, 

Will  pluck  a  stouter  quill  : 
Thus  ended  the  fam'd  match  of  Bourn, 

Won  by  Earl  Tankerville. 

God  save  the  King,  and  bless  the  land 

With  plenty  and  increase  ; 
And  grant  henceforth  that  idle  games 

In  harvest  time  may  cease  !  " 


Fordtvich   Town  Hall. 


CHAPTER  IV 

ROUND    ABOUT   CANTERBURY 

Not  only  is  the  metropolitical  city  the  most  obvious  centre  of 
interest  in  Kent,  but  it  is  also  a  centre  from  which  radiate 
highways  and  byways  full  of  beauty  and  crowded  with  interest. 
Within  a  few  miles  we  may  visit  scenery  of  the  most  varied 
character,  from  the  quiet  woods  of  the  north  and  west  to  the 
clayey  "cliffs"  of  the  Thames  estuary,  from  the  wide  marsh- 
lands where  the  Stour  once  met  an  inlet  of  the  sea  east  of 
Fordwich  to  the  bare  stretches  of  chalk  downs  where  the 
ancient  Watling  Street  crosses  the  heights  that  lie  between  here 
and  Dover.  Starting  in  Canterbury  it  will  be  found  that  the 
highways  which,  roughly  speaking,  bisect  the  city  from  north  lo 
south,  and  again  from  west  to  east,  are  the  London  to  Dover 
and  Maidstone  to  Margate  roads,  and  any  one  of  these  four 
main  routes  out  of  the  city  offers  its  attractions  to  the 
lover  of  country  life  and  scenery  no  less  than  to  the  seeker 
after  old-time  lore.  A  few  miles  from  Canterbury  in  any 
direction  by  these  roads,  or  by  that  which  leads  to  Sandwich, 
or  by  the  ancient  Stone  Street  which  goes  due  south,  and  has 
(on  the  map)  all  the  apparent  straightness  which  we  are 
taught  to  associate  with  the  old  Roman  ways,  but  which  seems 
to  the  pedestrian  or  cyclist  like  a  switchback  on  a  grand  scale, 
takes  us  amid  varied  hilly  and  well-wooded  scenery,  broad 
stretches  of  hop-lands  and  of  farmfields.  All  around  are 
small    villages    each    dominated    by  its    grey    stone    or    flinty 

F 


66 


PRIMROSES  AND  WILD  HYACINTHS 


CHAI'. 


church,  sometimes  spired  but  more  often  square  towered, 
generally  rising  from  amid  trees.  Most  of  the  villages,  too, 
have  in  their  neighbourhood  twin-pointed  oast-houses,  the  old 
ones  of  red  brick  with  lichened  roofs  looking  pleasantly 
picturesque,  the  new  ones  slate-roofed  and  ugly.  The  villages 
by  the  Stour  or  Little  Stour  are  further  marked  by  their  tall, 
white-painted  mills,  like  toy  copies  of  the  grain  elevators  that 
line  the  great  highway  across  the  Canadian  prairies.  Go 
which  way  we  may  it  is  through  a  country  of  pleasant 
prosperity,  of  nestling  villages  and  of  wide  prospects,  with 
broad    stretches   of  woodland   starred    in   spring   with    wood- 


»?tJ7uj-T<.- 


Saiiciiuic/i  from  the  Ramsgate  Road. 


anemones  and  primroses,  and  clouded  in  May  with  the 
wonderful  blue  of  the  wild  hyacinths  massed  in  their  millions. 
These  "  bluebells  "  of  the  spring — in  the  summer  and  autumn 
many  people  give  the  name  to  the  more  delicate  and  shyer 
hare-bell — form  indeed  a  noticeable  feature  in  many  parts  of 
Kent  even  to  within  fifteen  miles  or  so  of  London.  In 
almost  any  direction  we  shall  find  them  within  a  short  journey 
of  our  cathedral  centre— most  plentifully  perhaps  by  the 
pleasant  by-road  which  goes  by  the  top  of  the  Scotland  Hills— 
so  called  presumably  on  account  of  their  gorse-dotted  bareness— 
and  then  passes  through  the  quietude  of  the  Trenleypark  Woods, 
the  varied  slopes  of  which  show  indigo  beneath  the  under- 
growth with  myriad  blooms. 


IV 


THE  PORT  OF  FORDWICH 


67 


In  setting  out  from  Canterbury  we  are  confronted  by  so 
many  attractive  alternatives  that  the  visitor  whose  time  is 
limited  may  almost  be  reduced  to  the  condition  of  the  donkey 
in  the  fable  who  died  of  starvation  between  two  equally 
attractive  bundles  of  hay.  We,  having  time,  may  choose 
that  one  which  must  in  the  past  have  been  one  of  the  best 
trodden  ways,  that  which  takes  us  by  the  level  eastern  road 
parallel  with  the  Stour  to  Canterbury's  ancient  port  of 
Fordwich.     Time  was,  at  the  close  of  the  sixteenth  century, 


A  Mill  on  the  Stour. 

when  the  Canterbury  folk  objected  to  having  their  port  two 
miles  away,  and  so  set  about  considering  the  advisability  of 
making  the  river  navigable  for  goodly  vessels  right  up  to  the 
city,  but  the  scheme  did  not  get  much  further  than  considera- 
tion and  the  spending  of  money,  and  in  the  course  of  time 
instead  of  bringing  it  up  to  Canterbury  it  became  necessary  to 
retire  the  shipping  to  Sandwich,  and  little  Fordwich  was  left 
a  quiet  place  of  memories.  Two  miles  of  straight  road,  with 
the  character  of  canal  country,  but  with  pleasant  hills  rising 
away,  on  either  hand,  bring  us  to  Sturry,  a  straggling  village, 
probably  owing  its  name  to  its  original  situation  on  an  ey  or 

F  2 


6S 


A  CURE  FOR  SCOLDS 


CHA1\ 


island  of  the  Stour,  and  turning  to  the  right  we  come  in  about 
quarter  of  a  mile  to  as  pretty  an  approach  to  a  quiet  village  as 
the  keenest  Syntax  in  search  of  the  picturesque  could  wish — a 
narrow  rising  bridge  over  the  river  amid  trees  backed  by 
cottages.  Although  a  one-time  port,  and  "  limb "  of  the 
Cinque  Ports — "  there  are  five  of  'em  "  as  a  Sandwich  cicerone 
sagely  informs  those  who  see  the  lions  of  the  place  under  his 


On  the  Stour  at  Fordwich. 

guidance — Fordwich  to-day  has  little  of  interest  to  show 
beyond  its  small,  square  town-hall  or  court-house  and  its  small 
church,  both  of  them  standing — separated  only  by  an  inn — on 
the  right  bank  of  the  Stour.  In  the  compact  little  town-hall 
the  visitor  may  see  the  actual  ducking-stool  in  which  Fordwich 
scolds  were  lowered  from  a  kind  of  crane  at  the  quayside 
into  the  river  in  accordance  with  an  old  custom  which  sought 
to  cure  by  indignity  ;  and  he  is  furthermore  shown  a  little  loft 
or  attic  in  the  court  chamber  in  which,  it  is  said,  the  drenched 


IV 


A  TINY  GAOL 


69 


scold  was  shut  up  to  dry  herself  and  reflect  on  her  unpleasant 
ways  (and  possibly  to  vow  vengeance  on  all  and  sundry  who 
had  taken  part  in  or  witnessed  her  ducking).  In  the  fine  old 
timbered  hall  is  an  ancient  deed-chest  and  a  couple  of  drums 
which,  according  to  the  attendant,  were  used  by  the  press 
gangs  of  a  century  ago.  Most  people  would  think  that  the 
work  of  a  press-gang  could  have  been  performed  in  silence  and 
suddenness  better  than  by  giving  advertisement  of  its  approach 


:V; 


■ 


Sturry, 

with  the  banging  of  drums.  Here,  too,  is  to  be  seen  a  list  of 
the  mayors  of  Fordwich  from  1292  to  1884  when  the  town 
ceased  to  have  a  corporate  existence,  while  below  on  the 
ground  floor  the  visitor  may  go  into  the  tiny  gaol,  or  lock-up, 
the  last  prisoner  in  which  was — close  upon  a  century  ago — a 
man  who  was  imprisoned  for  a  year  because  he  could  not  pay 
a  debt  of  thirty  shillings.  After  falling  into  desuetude  for 
some  time  the  hall,  one  of  the  most  perfect  of  its  kind  re- 
maining, was  furbished  up,  its  lath  and  plaster  removed,  its 
revealed  timbers  newly  polished  and  it  took  its  rank  as  a  show 


7o 


FORDWICH  CHURCH 


CHAP. 


place,  speaking  to  the  present  of  a  widely  different  past.  A 
little  to  the  east  of  the  hall  is  the  church,  a  quaint  old  building 
with  many  features  of  interest,  including  old  box  pews  and 
inward  leaning  pillars  between  the  nave  and  north  aisle 
which  may  well  make  nervous  the  worshippers  who  sit  near. 
Of   the  days    when  seaworthy  craft  came  up  to  Fordwich 


Fordivich  ( liurch. 

there  are  now  but  few  memorials  ;  where  the  vessels  came 
laden  with  goods  for  the  monks  of  St.  Augustine's  and  the 
citizens  of  Canterbury,  are  now  but  a  few  pleasure  boats 
floating  for  the  use  of  visitors.  A  relic  of  the  navigability  of 
the  water  is  to  be  seen  in  the  towing-path,  by  which  the  sinu- 
osities of  the  stream  may  be  followed  by  leisurely  walkers  from 
here  to  Sandwich  through  scenery  marked  by  so  much  of  same- 


IV 


WALTON'S  FORDIDGE  TROUT 


7i 


ness  that  most  people  will  rest  satisfied  by  seeing  it  from  the 
windows  of  the  railway  train  between  Sturry  and  Minster,  or 
by  sampling  it  at  this  Fordwich  end,  at  pleasant  Grove  Ferry, 
some  miles  further  east,  or  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Minster. 

Camden  quotes  "  old  Robert  of  Glocester  in  the  time  of 
King  Henrie  3  "  as  saying  :  "  In  the  countray  of  Canterbury, 
most  plenty  of  Fish  is,"  and  the  Stour  may  well  attract 
anglers  who  have  had  their  curiosity  excited  by  references 
to  "  Fordwich  trout."  According  to  Fuller,  "  Kent  affording 
trouts,  at  a  town  called  Fordwich,  nigh  Canterbury,  differing 


Interior  of  the   Town  Hall,  Fordwich. 


W^{ulV«*iovi 


from  all  others  in  many  considerables,"  notably  in  largeness, 
in  its  cunning,  and  in  the  whiteness  of  its  flesh.  Izaak  Walton 
does  not  refer  to  any  attempts  of  his  own  after  the  cunning  fish, 
but  he  devotes  a  pleasant  passage  in  the  "  Compleat  Angler"  to 
its  history.  "  There  is  also  in  Kent,  near  to  Canterbury,  a  trout 
called  there  a  Fordidge  trout,  a  trout  that  bears  the  name  of  the 
town  where  it  is  usually  caught,  that  is  accounted  the  rarest  of 
fish ;  many  of  them  near  the  bigness  of  salmon,  but  known  by 
their  different  colour ;  and  in  their  best  season  they  cut  very 
white,  and  none  of  these  have  been  known  to  be  caught  with  an 
angle,  unless  it  were  one  that  was  caught  by  Sir  George  Hastings, 
an  excellent  angler,  and  now  with  God;  and  he  hath  told  me  he 


72  LITTLE  STOUR  VILLAGES  chap. 

thought  that  trout  bit  not  for  hunger  but  wantonness,  and  it  is 
rather  to  be  believed,  because  both  he,  then,  and  many  others 
before  him,  have  been  curious  to  search  into  their  bellies,  what 
the  food  was  by  which  they  lived,  and  hath  found  out  nothing 
by  which  they  might  satisfy  their  curiosity."  Old  Walton's 
theory  that  the  Fordwich  trout  fed  not  in  fresh  water  would 
lead  us  into  the  bitter  discussion  which  agitates  anglers  who 
study  the  Salmonidas,  and  may  therefore  be  dismissed.  Return- 
ing to  the  place  that  gave  the  fish  its  name,  we  may  follow 
footpaths  up  the  hill-side  into  Trenleypark  Wood,  towards 
Elbridge,  past  a  well  in  which,  says  tradition,  thieves  were 
drowned,  or  following  the  southerly  road,  may  pass  up  a  lane 
between  flowery  banks — a  floral  red,  white  and  blue,  as  I  recall 
it  in  May,  with  campion,  greater  stitch-wort,  and  wild  hyacinths — 
and  turning  to  the  right  at  the  top  pass  on  to  the  Canterbury- 
Sandwich  road,  with  a  glimpse  of  the  Cathedral  as  we  look 
down  over  the  Scotland  Hills.  On  the  left  we  pass  the  polo 
ground  of  the  Canterbury  Cavalry  Depot,  partly  fenced  by  an 
old  brick  wall  which  an  Earl  Cowper  intended  building  round 
the  hill-top  estate,  on  which  he  contemplated  erecting  a  mansion. 
Local  folk  tell  a  tale  of  this  wall,  that  the  nobleman  introduced 
"  foreign  "  labour,  and  Canterbury  objected  so  emphatically 
that  the  wall  was  never  completed  and  the  projected  mansion 
abandoned.  Stretches  of  the  wall — part  hidden  by  the  grove 
of  trees  and  shrubs — and  a  red  brick  gateway  on  the  Sandwich 
road  are  all  that  remain  of  the  scheme.  By  shady  up-and- 
down  byways,  through  Trenleypark  Woods,  or  the  varied 
Sandwich  road,  We  may  visit  a  cluster  of  pleasant  villages.  On 
the  main' road,  scattered  along  the  left  bank  of  the  Little  Stour, 
is  Littlebourne,  with  picturesque  old  oast-houses  and  pretty,  if 
sophisticated,  glimpses  of  the  stream  from  the  bridge.  East- 
ward a  mile,  keeping  to  the  river,  on  which  at  various  points 
trout  fishers  may  be  seen  patiently  luring  the  fish  to  their 
hooks,  we  come  to  Wickhambreux — variously  spelt  and  locally 
known  as  Wickham — another  little  Stour  village,  with  its  church 
at  the  corner  of  the  small  green  which  looks  like  a  trim  village 
lawn  pleasantly  shaded  by  limes  and  chestnuts.  North-west  of 
both  these,  villages  are  pleasant  byways  and  footpaths  through 
broad  stretching  unhedged  meadows  on  the  hill-side  ;  north- 
eastward the  open  road  leads  down  to  the  Stour  marshes,  and 
so  to  Grove  Ferry  and  the  Great  Stour,  with  which  our  smaller 


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stream   runs    irregularly  parallel  until  they  join  at  East  Stour 
mouth.     In  this  little  village  and  its  western  neighbour  we  have 
places  the  names  of  which  have  become  misnomers,  the  mouth 
of  the  Stour    being  now,  as  the  crow  flies,  some  miles  to  the 
east,  and,  as  the  river  flows,  twice  as  far. 

Returning  to  Wickhambreux — one  of  the  several  Frenchified 
names  in  this  district — we  find  ourselves  scarcely  out  of  it 
before  we  reach  its  immediate  neighbour,  Ickham,  consisting 
mainly  of  a  long,  straggling  village  street,  with  the  church 
standing  back  from  it,  a  church  worth  recalling  as  having  been 
the  living  of  Meric  Casaubon,  the  sixteenth-century  classical 
scholar,  son  of  one  more  famous,  Isaac.  The  conjunction  of 
the  names  Ickham  and  Wickham  suggests  an  old  counting-out 
rhyme  which  may  well  have  originated  in  this  neighbourhood  : — 

"  Ickham,  pickham, 
Penny  Wickham, 
Cockalorum  jay, 
Eggs,  butter,  cheese,  bread, 
Hick,  stick,  stone  dead  ! " 

From  Ickham  a  footpath  may -be  followed  across  the  fields 
to  Wingham,  reaching  the  centre  of  the  village  near  the  large 
church,  but  in  the  month  of  May  it  is  well  to  go  by  road,  for 
on  leaving  the  village  the  hopfields  on  our  left  are  protected 
from  the  wind  by  a  hawthorn  hedge  of  unusual  height  and 
trimness.  For  probably  a  third  of  a  mile  we  follow  this  thin, 
flat  hedge  of  about  twelve  feet  high,  and  with  great  stretches 
of  it  in  bloom  it  makes  a  highly  pleasing  guard  to  the 
growing  hops.  Wingham,  too,  is  perhaps  seen  at  its  best  as 
approached  from  the  western  high  road  ;  it  stands  on  the 
further  bank  of  a  small  tributary  of  the  Little  Stour,  its  houses 
well  set  among  trees  amid  which  some  large  copper  beeches 
make  a  notable  bit  of  colour.  Following  the  Z-shaped  road, 
we  pass  the  church  and  several  timbered  houses — some 
obviously  old  and  some  all  too  trimly  planned.  Here  was 
anciently  an  ecclesiastical  college,  and  here  a  memorable 
marriage  took  place  on  Michaelmas  Day,  1360,  when  Elizabeth 
Plantagenet,  widow  of  the  Earl  of  Kent,  eight  years  after 
having  taken  the  vows  at  Waverley  Abbey,  in  Surrey,  married 
Sir  Eustace  Dabrieschescourt.  The  eloping  nun  and  her 
young  husband  were  "personally  convened  before  the  Arch- 
bishop of  Canterbury  for  the  said  transgression,  at  his  manor 


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CHAP. 


house  of  Haghfield,  upon  the  seventh  ides  of  April,"  his  Grace 
enjoining  a  series  of  penances  which  the  lady  lived  to  practise 
for  over  half  a  century,  so  that  she  must  have  been  but  a  young 
widow  when  she  entered  Waverley.  The  story  is  told  with 
eighteenth-century  innuendo  by  Horace  Walpole  in  one  of  his 
papers  in  the  World.  From  this  place,  too,  set  out  "  Best's 
son,  the  tanner  of  Wingham,"  to  join  the  forces  of  the  rebellious 
Cade  at  Blackheath. 

Southward  hence  lies  Goodnestone  with  its  splendid  park, 
a  footpath  through  which  marks  the  olden  track  of  the 
eastern  Pilgrims'  Way.  The  village,  which  is  set  in  the 
park,  will  have  pleasant  memories  for  lovers  of  Jane  Austen, 


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.  *in 


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Ploughing  near  Wingham.     Ash  Church  in  the  distance. 

who  visited  her  brother  Edward  Austen  Knight  at  the  neigh- 
bouring Rowling  House,  and  engagingly  wrote  of  the  social  life 
and  "  formal  dances  "  of  the  neighbourhood.  Writing  from 
Godmersham — also  her  brother's  house — in  1813,  she  says,  "  I 
am  mistress  and  miss  altogether  here,  Fanny  being  gone  to 
Goodnestone  for  a  day  or  two,  to  attend  the  famous  fair,  which 
makes  its  yearly  distribution  of  gold  paper  and  coloured  persian 
through  all  the  family  connections." 

Following  the  Pilgrims'  Way  from  Goodnestone  we  may  go 
to  scattered  Adisham,  chiefly  notable  for  its  church,  consider- 
ably restored,  which  was  founded  as  long  ago  as  the  seventh 
century.     From  here  many   roads  will  take    us   up  over  the 


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75 


broad  and  swelling  chalk  downs  with  distant  windmills,  and 
great  stretches  of  sheep-dotted  pasture  and  of  unhedged  arable 
land,  giving  us  broad  views  in  many  directions,  or,  following 
the  line  of  the  railway,  we  may  go  to  Nonington,  and  for 
the  sake  of  its  magnificent  trees  to  Fredville  Park,  bisected 
by  a  delightful  foot-path  way.  Hence  by  Wollage  Green, 
or  Womenswold,  are  beautiful  ways  to  the  southern  end  of 
Barham  Downs  ;  the  first  takes  us  up  through  Woolwich  Wood 
and  the  second  through  the  parkland  of  Denne  Hill.  Before 
going  Canterburywards  along  Barham  Downs,  with  their  many 


1  l->u-^\ 


Wingham. 

historical  associations,  we  may  cross  the  main  Down  to  the 
twin  villages  of  Wootton  and  Denton.  The  first  of  these  was 
the  birthplace  of  Sir  Egerton  Brydges,  poor  poet,  indifferent 
novelist  and  admirable  bookman,  whose  bibliographical  works, 
which  he  belittled,  are  remembered  with  gratitude,  while  his 
verses  and  fiction,  which  he  belauded,  are  forgotten.  A  winding 
mile— and  steep  descent — takes  us  to  Denton,  set  on  the 
Folkestone  high  road,  but  looking  from  above  like  a  neat 
village  in  an  extensive  park.  Here  Brydges  resided  for  some 
years,  but  Denton  is  chiefly  memorable  because  Tappington  in 
this  parish,  the  residence  of  Richard  Harris  Barham's  father, 


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CHAP. 


was  the  original  of  the  Tappington  Everard  of  the  "  Ingoldsby 
Legends."  Thomas  Gray  stayed  at  Denton  in  the  summer  of 
1766,  writing  of  it  to  a  friend  :  "  My  residence  was  eight  miles 
east  of  Canterbury  in  a  little  quiet  valley  on  the  skirts  cf 
Barham  Down.  In  these  parts  the  whole  soil  is  chalk,  and 
whenever  it  holds  up,  in  half  an  hour  it  is  dry  enough  to  walk 
out." 


Denton. 


Going  from  the  small  village  to  Tappington  we  pass  the 
church  beautifully  set  among  woodland  on  the  left.  The  old 
manor  house  of  the  Barhams  has  its  chief  interest  to-day  as 
the — of  course  wholly  imaginary — scene  of  various  of  the 
legends  so  ingeniously  devised  by  the  humorous  clergyman. 
When  the  "  Ingoldsby  Legends  "  were  published  some  critics 
objected  firstly  that  there  was  no  such  person  as  'I  nomas 
Ingoldsby  and — with  the  duplicity  of  legal  wording — if  there 
were  such  a  person  then  there  was  no  Tappington  Everard. 
In  a  preface  to  the  second  edition  of  his  strange  fictions  the 
author  said  : 


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77 


"In  onltr  utterly  to  squabash  and    demolish  every   gainsayer,   I  had 

thought  at  one  time  of  asking  my  old  and  esteemed  friend,  Richard  Lane, 
to  crush  them  at  once  with  his  magic  pencil,  and  to  transmit  my  features  to 
posterity,  where  all  his  works  are  sure  to  be  '  delivered  according  to  the 
direction'  ;  but  somehow  the  noble-looking  profiles  which  he  has  recently 
executed  of  the  Kemble  family  put  me  a  little  out  of  conceit  with  my  own, 
while  the  undisguised  amusement  which  my  '  Mephistopheles  Eyebrow,'  as 
he  termer1  it,  afforded  him,  in  the  'full  face,'  induced  me  to  lay  aside  the 


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Tappington. 

design.  Besides,  my  dear  sir,  since,  as  has  well  been  observed,  '  there 
never  was  a  married  man  yet  who  had  not  somebody  remarkably  like  him 
walking  about  town,'  it  is  a  thousand  to  one  but  my  lineaments  might,  after 
all,  out  of  sheer  perverseness,  be  ascribed  to  anybody  rather  than  to  the  real 
owner.  I  have,  therefore,  sent  you,  instead  thereof,  a  very  fair  sketch  of 
Tappington,  taken  from  the  Folkestone  road  (I  tore  it,  last  night,  out  of 
Julia  Simpkinson's  album)  ;  get  Gilke's  to  make  a  woodcut  of  it.  And 
now,  if  any  miscreant  (I  use  the  word  only  in  its  primary  and  '  Pickwickian  ' 
sense  of  'Unbeliever')  ventures  to  throw  any  further  doubt  upon  the 
matter,  why,  as  Jack  Cade's  friend  says  in  the  play,  '  there  are  the 
chimneys  in  my  father's  house,  and  the  bricks  are  alive  at  this  day  to 
testify  it  ! '  " 

Which  shows  that  Ingoldsby  did  not  trouble  to  verify  his 
quotation. 


73  MILESTONES  ON  THE  DOVER  ROAD  chap. 

The  legends  are  written  at  large  in  the  works  of  Thomas 
Ingoldsby  and  must  not  detain  us  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
the  house  which  Barham  made  the  home  of  the  family  which 
he  founded  by  the  name  of  Ingoldsby.  It  is,  however,  difficult 
to  get  away  from  these  fictional  "  legends "  in  eastern  Kent. 
Returning  from  Denton,  we  pass  by  the  noble  extent  of  Broome 
Park,  with  its  grand  beeches — there  are  delightful  foot-path 
ways  through  it — and  reach  the  Dover  Road  on  the  Canterbury 
side  of  the  "  half-way  house."  Here,  going  towards  the  city, 
we  pass  along  the  broad  highway  of  an  old  Roman  road 
crossing  the  downs  near  their  summit,  along  which  are 
tumuli  and  earthworks,  pointing  to  the  antique  use  of  the 
high  ridge.  As  we  go  towards  Canterbury  we  have  the  sum- 
mit of  the  down  to  the  right  with  delightful  open  roads 
and  field-paths  for  those  who  can  appreciate  the  beauty 
of  lonely  ways  in  a  windswept  country  with  glimpses  now  of 
a  windmill,  and  now  of  a  high  perched  water  tower.  To  the 
left  we  get  glimpses  into  the  Elham  Valley— along  which  a 
railway  runs  for  the  use  of  those  who  prefer  the  lazier  way 
of  seeing  the  country — with  pleasant  villages  at  which  we 
shall  peep  presently.  Barham  Downs,  or  that  tract  of  the  old 
road  to  which  the  name  is  generally  applied,  extends  roughly 
from  the  eighth  to  the  twelfth  milestone  from  Dover — for 
the  inexorable  and  awful  statement  of  Mr.  F.'s  aunt  is  still  true  : 
"  There's  mile-stones  on  the  Dover  road."  The  district  is 
particularly  rich  in  ancient  barrows  which  have  afforded  many 
interesting  relics  for  the  better  reading  of  the  otherwise 
unrecorded  past. 

Here  it  is  supposed  that  Caesar,  having  penetrated  thus 
far  from  Deal,  fought  and  overcame  his  island  enemies  and 
here  he  formed  huge  camps,  the  remaining  earthworks  being 
regarded  as  some  of  those  thrown  up  by  his  legions.  Here,  in 
1 2 13,  King  John  collected  an  army  of  60,000  men  when  excom- 
municated by  the  Pope  and  threatened  by  invasion  from  France. 
Here,  half  a  century  later,  on  further  threats  of  invasion  from 
over  channel,  Simon  de  Montfort  assembled  a  general  muster 
of  the  national  forces;  here  the  Cavaliers  mustered  in  1642 
and  here  only  a  century  ago  was  formed  a  great  camp  at  the 
time  that  Napoleon  was  collecting  an  army  on  the  heights 
above  Boulogne  and  the  whole  of  the  southern  coast  of 
England,  from  Essex  to  Cornwall,  was  alert  with  anticipations 


iv  THE  COMING  OF  A  QUEEN  79 

of  a  descent  on  the  part  of  the  great  military  bogey  of  the 
Continent.  Two  years  before  invasion  by  Napoleon  seemed 
imminent,  on  the  outbreak  of  the  war,  Wordsworth  had  ad- 
dressed a  spirited  sonnet  "  To  the  Men  of  Kent "  :— 

"  Vanguard  of  Liberty,  ye  men  of  Kent, 
Ye  children  of  a  soil  that  doth  advance 
Her  haughty  brow  against  the  coast  of  France, 
Now  is  the  time  to  prove  your  hardiment  ! 
To  France  be  words  of  invitation  sent  ! 
They  from  their  fields  can  see  the  countenance 
Of  your  fierce  war,  may  ken  the  glittering  lance, 
And  hear  you  shouting  forth  your  brave  intent. 
Left  single,  in  bold  parley,  ye,  of  yore, 
Did  from  the  Norman  win  a  gallant  wreath  ; 
Confirmed  the  charters  that  were  yours  before  ; — 
No  parleying  now  !     In  Britain  is  one  breath  ; 
We  all  are  with  you  now  from  shore  to  shore  : 
Ye  men  of  Kent,  'Tis  victory  or  death  ! " 

Not  always  has  it  taken  war  or  threat  of  war  to  cause  the 
gathering  of  great  numbers  of  folk  on  these  heights. 

Here  Charles  I.  rode  out  on  a  beautiful  day  in  May,  1625,  to 
welcome  the  coming  of  his  Queen  Henrietta  Maria  after  the 
"  rough  passage  in  her  transfretation  to  Dover  " — and  to  recall,  it 
may  be,  that  escapade  of  little  more  than  two  years  earlier, 
when  he  had  ridden  this  way,  as  we  have  seen,  on  his 
journey  incognito  to  spy  out  a  possible  bride  in  the  Spanish 
Infanta.  Then  he  had  ridden  in  secret  with  a  couple  of 
companions,  now  he  came  attended  by  his  brilliant  Court,  for, 
as  James  Howell  puts  it  in  his  "  Epistolae  Ho-Elianae,"  "  there 
was  a  goodly  train  of  choice  ladies  attended  her  coming  upon 
the  bowling  green  on  Barham  Downs,  upon  the  way,  who 
divided  themselves  into  two  rows,  and  they  appeared  like  so 
many  constellations  ;  but  methought  that  the  country  ladies 
outshined  the  courtiers."  The  women  of  Kent  might  well  feel 
gratified  at  the  commendation  of  the  epistler.  No  one  who 
loiters  about  the  downs  here  but  will  recognise — climatic  con- 
ditions affording  Queen's  weather— that  it  was  a  splendid 
meeting-place  for  the  royal  consorts  whose  life  together  was  so 
early  to  be  dashed  by  trouble.  Now,  we  have  no  bowling 
green  up  here,  but  'Howell  was  perhaps  describing  the 
close  turf  of  the  downs  rather  than  an  actual  place  on  which 
bowling  was  played.     Now  that  "  bowling  green  "  affords  one 


8o 


A  PRETTY  VALLEY 


CHAl. 


of  the  most  picturesquely  situated  of  golf  links,  with  a  beautiful 
view  across  the  narrow  Elham  valley  in  which  may  be  seen, 
just  below  the  links,  almost  hidden  in  varied  foliage  and 
reached  by  a  quarter  of  a  mile  avenue  of  pines  and  beech,  the 
village  of  Bishopsbourne.  A  mile  further  down  the  valley  is 
Kingstone  (Kingston  in  the  Ordnance  Survey)  also  prettily 
grouped  in  trees,  whilst  a  further  mile  along,  well  nigh  hidden 
by  valley  foliage,  is  the  village  of  Barham,  from  which  the  downs 


derive  their  name.  It  seems  curious  that  the  high  Canterbury 
and  Dover  road  should  for  so  many  miles  be  free  of  villages  or 
even  hamlets,  while  to  the  west,  and  roughly  parallel  with  it,  is 
a  long  series  of  villages,  more  especially  as  according  to  the 
authorities  the  present  highway  is  the  ancient  Roman  Watling 
Street.  Water  is,  however,  more  necessary  to  man  than  high- 
ways, and  the  villages  named  are  planted  along  the  Little 
Stour,   certainly  one  of  our  county  streams  which,  though  it 


iv  "JUDICIOUS  HOOKER"  81 

has  no  large  town,  offers  the  most  pleasing  variety  in  these 
small  centres  of  rural  activity. 

Barham  and  Kingston  are  villages  typical  of  this  dis- 
trict but  neither  need  detain  us.  It  is  at  Bishopsbourne, 
quiet,  rustic  little  place  as  it  is  to  the  eye,  that  we  come  in 
touch  with  an  interesting  bit  of  history.  Its  massive  square- 
towered  flint  church,  with  tiled  roof,  set  in  a  small,  tree-sur- 
rounded God's  acre,  seems  a  fitting  place  to  have  memories  of 
the  great  churchman  who  gave  up  preferment  and  London  life 
that  in  rural  retirement  he  might  devote  himself  to  the  writing 
of  a  great  work.  The  fine  sombre  yews  and  copper  beech, 
the  graceful  birches  and  the  magnificent  chestnuts,  humming 
in  blossom  time  with  myriad  bees,  make  an  unforget- 
able  setting  for  the  village  church,  and  the  church  itself 
attracts  us  the  more  in  that  it  was  to  this  humble  living  that 
Richard  Hooker  was  preferred  by  Queen  Elizabeth  in  1595, 
and  hither  he  came  to  write  the  later  books  of  his  treatise, 
"  Of  the  Laws  of  Ecclesiastical  Polity."  Hooker's  history  has 
been  told  in  one  of  Izaak  Walton's  "  Lives,"  those  master- 
pieces of  biography  in  brief,  and  from  the  angler's  beautiful 
book  a  few  passages  may  well  be  recalled  in  the  place  where 
Hooker  worked  during  the  last  six  years  of  his  life  and  where 
he  lies  buried.     As  his  epitaph  runs — 

"  Though  nothing  can  be  spoke  worthy  his  fame, 
Or  the  remembrance  of  that  precious  name, 
Judicious  Hooker  ;  though  this  cost  be  spent 
On  him  that  hath  a  lasting  monument 
In  his  own  Books,  yet  ought  we  to  express, 
If  not  his  worth,  yet  our  respectfulness." 

And  our  respectfulness  shall  be  expressed  for  us  by  two  of 
the  most  diverse  men — Izaak  Walton  and  John  Keble — 

"  This  parsonage  of  Bourne  is  from  Canterbury  three  miles,  and  near  to 
the  common  road  that  leads  from  that  city  to  Dover  ;  in  which  parsonage 
Mr.  Hooker  had  not  been  twelve  months,  but  his  books,  and  the  innocency 
and  sanctity  of  his  life,  became  so  remarkable,  that  many  turned  out  of  the 
road,  and  others,  scholars  especially,  went  purposely  to  see  the  man  whose 
life  and  learning  were  so  much  admired  :  and  alas  !  as  our  Saviour  said  of 
St.  John  Baptist,  '  What  went  they  out  to  see  ?  a  man  clothed  in  purple 
and  fine  linen?'  No,  indeed  :  but  an  obscure,  harmless  man  ;  a  man  in 
poor  clothes,  his  loins  usually  girt  in  a  coarse  gown,  or  canonical  coat  ;  of  a 
mean  stature,  and  stooping,  and  yet  more  lowly  in  the  thoughts  of  his 
soul ;  his  body  worn  out,  not  with  age,  but  study  and  holy  mortifications  ; 

G 


82  A  REMARKABLE  RELIC  CHAP. 

his  face  full  of  heat-pimples,  begot  by  his  unactivity  and  sedentary  life. 
And  to  this  true  character  of  his  person  let  me  add  this  of  his  disposition 
and  behaviour  :  God  and  Nature  blessed  him  with  so  blessed  a  bashfulness 
that  as  in  his  younger  days  his  pupils  might  easily  look  him  out  of 
countenance  ;  so  neither  then,  nor  in  his  age,  did  he  willingly  ever  look  any 
man  in  the  face,  and  was  of  so  mild  and  humble  a  nature  that  his  poor 
parish-clerk  and  he  did  never  talk  but  with  both  their  hats  on,  or  both  off 
at  the  same  time." 

A  man  of  a  disposition  scarce  less  retiring,  the  author  of  the 
"  Christian  Year,"  visiting  Hooker's  tomb  just  ninety  years  ago, 
wrote  the  following  Wordsworthian  lines. 

"  The  grey-eyed  morn  was  sadden' d  with  a  shower, 
A  silent  shower,  that  trickled  down  so  still, 
Scarce  droop'd  beneath  its  weight  the  tenderest  flower, 
Scarce  could  you  trace  it  on  the  twinkling  rill, 
Or  moss-stone  bathed  in  dew.      It  was  an  hour 
Most  meet  for  prayer  beside  thy  lowly  grave, 
Most  for  thanksgiving  meet,  that  Heaven  such  power 
To  thy  serene  and  humble  spirit  gave. 
'  Who  sow  good  seed  with  tears  shall  reap  in  joy.' 
So  thought  I  as  I  watch'd  the  gracious  rain, 
And  deem'd  it  like  that  silent  sad  employ 
Whence  sprung  thy  glory's  harvest,  to  remain 
For  ever.      God  hath  sworn  to  lift  on  high 
Who  sinks  himself  by  true  humility." 

It  was  at  the  rectory  nearby  that  Hooker  died,  and  there  he 
had  his  many  talks  with  Hadrian  a  Saravia,  a  prebendary  of 
Canterbury  Cathedral,  a  notable  divine  of  mixed  Spanish  and 
Flemish  parentage  and  of  wide  experience,  who  became  one  of 
the  translators  of  the  authorised  version  of  the  Scriptures,  and 
with  whom  we  shall  meet  again  in  our  Kentish  wanderings. 
Within  the  church  here  the  most  notable  thing  is  the  monu- 
ment to  Hooker,  but  in  pre-Reformation  days  the  place  boasted 
a  remarkable  "relic  "  purporting,  according  to  its  donor,  to  be 
a  bit  of  the  stone  on  which  the  Archangel  Gabriel  descended 
when  he  saluted  the  Virgin  Mary. 

About  a  mile  or  so  from  Bishopsbourne,  towards  Canterbury, 
is  one  of  the  largest  of  the  Little  Stour  villages — Bridge,  which 
probably  owes  its  name  to  the  fact  that  it  was  here  that  the 
Wading  Street  crossed  the  stream.  The  pleasantest  way  to 
bridge  is  through  Bourne  Park — with  a  glimpse  of  the  tower  of 
Hooker's  church — in  which  the  river  widens  into  a  lake  before 
the  mansion.     It  is  believed  to  have  been  in  Bourne  Park,  in 


IV 


OLD  ENGLAND'S  HOLE" 


83 


a  hollow  known  as  "Old  England's  Hole,"  that  Ccesar  com- 
pleted his  first  great  victory  over  the  Britons  and  established 
himself  firmly  on  Barham  Downs,  and,  to  present  something  in 
the  nature  of  anti-climax,  it  was  here  that  the  notablecricket  match 


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Bishofsboume  Chut  ch. 


referred  to  in  the  previous  chapter  took  place.  From  Bridge  to 
Patrixbourne  extends  the  estate  of  Bifrons,  which  may  be  skirted 
by  road,  still  following  the  course  of  the  Little  Stour,  but  through 
which  the  more  leisurely  visitor  may  go  by  footpath — and  park- 

G  2 


84 


MODERN  "TUDOR" 


CHAP. 


land  footpaths  are  among  the  most  pleasing  of  byways.  Patrix- 
bourne  is  chiefly  noticeable  for  its  small  Norman-spired  church, 
with  many  features  of  interest.  Its  beautifully  carved  external 
stonework  and  windows  are  only  excelled  in  Kent  by  those  at 
Barfreston.  Some  of  the  scattered  "Tudor"  cottages  cannot 
fail  to  arrest  the  attention  of  passers  by.     The  most  notable, 

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/"'-it,' 


Patrixbourne  Church. 


inquiry  elicits,  were  timbered  and  carved  only  about  forty  years 
ago  by  an  early  appreciator  of  the  old-time  timbered  dwellings 
which  we  have  all  now  come  to  admire.  Some  of  the  carvings 
seem  modelled  on  those  of  the  old  house  at  the  corner  of 
Lady  Wotton's  Green  in  Canterbury.  Almost  opposite  these 
cottages  may  be  had  a  glimpse  of  grounds  in  which  the  curious 
but    scarcely    lovely  art   of    the  topiarian  is  shown   in   many 


iv  A  DESERTED  HIGHWAY  85 

examples.  Where  the  road  forks  right  and  left  for  Beakes- 
bourne  and  Canterbury  there  stands  on  the  little  triangle  a 
splendid  pine,  which  should  afford  a  hint  to  other  places  with 
such  deltas,  where  the  tiniest  no-man's  land  may  be  hand- 
somely beautified  for  every  man's  benefit. 

Due  south  from  Canterbuiy  runs  another  of  those  roads 
which  are  the  most  enduring  marks  of  the  Roman  occu- 
pation, but  where  the  Watling  Street  remains  a  well-used 
highway,  its  neighbour  the  Stone  Street  has,  so  far  as  con- 
siderable traffic  is  concerned,  fallen  into  desuetude.  Farm 
fields,  fringed  with  flowering  hedgerows,  with  hopfields  nearer 
the  city,  and  with  occasional  stretches  of  woodland,  remain  in 
the  memory  after  a  journey  along  this  ancient  highway.  Here 
during  a  ten-minutes'  rest  I  have  seen  a  dozen  different  kinds 
of  birds,  and  a  hare  loping  across  the  road  as  though  human 
traffic  were  but  an  occasional  incident  disturbing  the  peace  of 

"  Things 
That  glide  in  grasses  and  rubble  of  woody  wreck  ; 

Or  change  their  perch  on  a  heat  of  quivering  wings 

From  branch  to  branch,  only  restful  to  pipe  and  peck  ; 

Or,  bristled,  curl  at  a  touch  their  snouts  in  a  ball  ; 

Or  cast  their  web  between  bramble  and  thorny  hook." 

Again  it  is  noticeable  that  the  villages  lie  away  from  the 
thoroughfare,  and  again  the  keeper  to  the  highway,  though  he 
may  have  pleasant  prospects  over  the  country,  misses  the 
infinite  variety  of  the  byways.  Beautiful  are  the  lanes  and 
roads,  the  many  woodland  ways  and  field-paths  that  are  open 
to  us  here,  to  be  reached  by  any  of  the  turnings  off  the  Stone 
Street,  east  or  west.  The  villages  and  hamlets  are  widely 
scattered,  and  many  miles  may  be  covered  without  the  pedes- 
trian seeing  anything  but  old-time  farmsteads  and  occasional 
cottages,  old  and  new.  The  villages  east  of  our  road,  Nack- 
ington,  Lower  and  Upper  Hardres,  and  Stelling,  have  little  to 
tell  of  history,  though  at  Upper  Hardres  it  is  remembered  that 
Henry  VIII.  left  his  hunting-knife  at  the  neighbouring  mansion 
in  gratitude  for  hospitality  received  on  one  of  his  journeys  to 
or  from  France,  and  that  the  Hardres  of  that  day  brought 
back  and  fixed  in  his  wall  the  gates  of  Boulogne  as  a  trophy, 
after  being  at  the  siege  of  that  town.  The  bricks  are  not  alive 
at  this  day  to  testify. 


86  THE  NAMING  OF  PLACES  chap. 

To  the  west  of  Stone  Street,  within  the  arbitrary  radius  of  a 
few  miles  of  the  Cathedral  City  which  we  are  here  following, 
are  the  villages  of  Petham  and  Waltham,  neither  of  which  has 
anything  of  special  note  to  tell  us,  except  that  tradition  points 
in  the  neighbourhood  of  the  former  to  ancient  entrenchments 
as  marking  the  place  to  which  the  Britons  retreated  after  the 
Roman  soldiers  had  defeated  them  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
Earham  Downs.  Not  far  from  Waltham  is  a  hamlet  named  Sole 
Street — one  of  the  several  instances  of  duplicated  names  in 
our  county,  for  another  place  with  the  same  name  will  be  found 
near  Cobham.  Sole  signifies  a  dirty  pond  of  standing  water, 
and  "  Street "  is  a  common  place-name  in  this  immediate 
neighbourhood,  for  it  will  be  recognised,  especially  by  the 
sojourner  in  the  smaller  places,  that  such  names  have  a  way 
of  grouping  themselves.  We  have  noticed  that  on  the  Little 
Stour,  out  of  a  succession  of  five  villages,  Bishopsbourne, 
Bridge,  Patrixbourne,  Beakesbourne,  Littlebourne,  four  of 
them  have  the  same  termination,  pointing,  it  may  be,  to  the 
time  when  men  moved  within  but  a  small  radius,  when  places 
were  differentiated  as  persons  were  by  a  mere  change  in  the 
prefix.  A  mile  or  so  west  of  Sole  Street,  neighbouring 
Waltham,  is  Crundale,  to  the  rectory  of  which  is  attached  a 
theological  library  left  by  will  nearly  two  centuries  ago,  while 
a  beautiful  and  diversified  footpath  walk  of  three  or  four  miles, 
with  charming  views,  may  be  taken  to  Wye. 

Returning  up  Stone  Street,  or  branching  off  from  Petham  by 
Garlinge  Green,  we  may  cross  by  Chartham  Downs  to  the  next 
great  road  from  Canterbury,  that  leading  to  Ashford.  Here 
we  reach  the  lovely  valley  of  the  Great  Stour,  a  valley  in  which 
have  developed  such  large  centres  as  Ashford  and  Canterbury 
and  many  places  of  minor  historical  or  commercial  importance, 
but  more  attractive  to  the  seeker  after  rural  quiet  and  beauty. 
Leaving  part  of  the  road  along  this  portion  of  the  Stour  Valley 
to  be  dealt  with  when  we  take  Ashford  as  our  centre,  we  may 
follow  it  in  leisurely  fashion  from  Chilham,  situated  six  miles 
from  Canterbury,  at  the  northern  end  of  Chilham  Park — itself 
like  an  extension  of  the  larger  Godmersham  Park,  and  notable 
for  its  populous  heronry.  It  is  a  lovely  bit  of  country,  offering 
walks  of  varied  character  up  the  hills  on  either  side  of  the 
valley,  and  especially  for  those  who  like  woods  by  footpaths 
and  byways  through  the  Denge  Woods,  which  stretch  in  an 


IV 


A  HILL-TOP  VILLAGE 


87 


irregular  fashion  most  of  the  way  from  Chilham  to  Petham. 
From  a  dozen  points  in  the  immediate  neighbourhood  good 
views  are  to  be  had. 

Chilham,  with  its  timbered  houses,  its  very  picturesque  village 
"square,"  its  church  and  the  entrance  to  the  park,  all  brought 
into  one  charming  coup  d'oeil,  is  itself  interesting  in  that  here  are 
the  remains  of  an  old  Norman  castle,  successor  of  a  Roman  build- 
ing ;  for  the  tradition  that  this  was  the  place  where  the  Romans 
and  Britons  fought  is  strengthened  bythefinding  of  many  remains. 


Chilham. 

Here  the  Romans  had  a  camp,  and  a  mound  on  the  right  bank 
of  the  river  is  not  only  attractive  as  affording  a  grand  view  of 
the  valley,  but  also  because  its  name — variously  rendered — is 
said  to  be  corrupted  from  that  of  one  of  Caesar's  tribunes  killed 
in  the  neighbourhood.  The  mound  is  known  as  Julaber's  or 
Julliberrie  Grave,  but  examinations  which  have  been  made 
have  not  revealed  any  remains  to  indicate  that  it  was  a  burial 
place. 

The  valley  road  from  Chilham  follows  the  winding  Stour, 
taking  an  almost  abrupt  turn  about  a  mile  before  we  reach 
Chartham.   where   the  student   of   tumuli  and  entrenchments 


88  LEGAL  QUIBBLING  chap. 

finds  further  materials  awaiting  him.  Near  Chartham  is  the 
hamlet  of  Horton,  the  one-time  church  of  which  has  been 
converted  into  an  oast-house  !  Beyond  Horton,  keeping  to  the 
Stour,  we  reach  one  of  Kent's  three  Miltons,  the  tiny  Milton- 
next-Canterbury,  with  a  population  of  probably  less  than  a 
score  of  persons.  A  mile  or  so  further,  at  Thanington,  we 
reach  almost  to  the  suburbs  of  the  city.  Here  took  place  a 
Tudor  tragedy.  Judge  James  Hales,  born  in  Canterbury,  had 
much  to  do  with  his  native  county,  being  among  those  who 
received  Anne  of  Cleves-  at  Dover,  and  among  those  most  active 
against  Kentish  Nonconformists,  and  when,  after  Queen  Mary's 
accession,  he  got  into  disgrace,  he  ended  by  going  mad  and 
drowning  himself  in  a  shallow  stream  hereabouts.  A  case  in 
which  his  widow  sued  for  trespass  done  to  a  leasehold  estate 
which  had  belonged  to  him  gave  rise,  to  much  legal  quibbling, 
amusing  to  the  non-legal  mind.  In  Plowden's  "  Report  "  may 
be  read  : 

"  Sir  James  Hales  was  dead,  and  how  came  he  to  his  death  ?  It  may  be 
answered  by  drowning  ;  and  who  drowned  him  ?  Sir  James  Hales  ;  and 
when  did  he  drown  him  ?  In  his  life-time.  So  that  Sir  James  Hales  being 
alive  caused  Sir  James  Hales  to  die  ;  and  the  act  of  a  living  man  was  the 
act  of  a  dead  man.  And  then  after  this  offence  it  is  reasonable  to  punish 
the  living  man  who  committed  the  offence  and  not  the  dead  man." 

A  more  attractive  way  of  returning  to  Canterbury  is  by 
crossing  the  Stour  a  mile  or  so  beyond  the  Chilham  turning, 
going  through  Shalmsford  Street,  past  the  great  County 
Asylum  and  keeping  to  the  higher  ground,  with  wide  out- 
look over  the  valley  and  towards  the  City.  Another  pleasant 
way  is  by  Chnrtham  Hatch,  which  lies  up  the  hill  to  the 
north,  and  so  through  Howfield  Wood  by  the  old  Pilgrims' 
Way  from  the  west,  nearby  the  tiny  hamlet  of  Petty  France. 
As  we  emerge  from  the  wood  looking  downward  to  the  Stour 
we  see  the  old  Tonford  or  Tuniford  Farm,  with  remains  of  an 
ancient  mansion,  inviting  to  the  curious  in  old  domestic  archi- 
tecture. One  of  Thomas  Sidney  Cooper's  early  pictures  painted 
here,  "  Banks  of  the  Stour,  Tonford,  with  Cattle,"  moved  one 
of  the  artist's  Canterbury  admirers  to  a  sonnet : 

"  A  Summer's  noon — a  cool,  translucent  stream, 

Shallow,  rush-fring'd,  tempting  the  vagrant  cows, 
White,  brinded,  black,  with  smooth  or  horned  brows — 
Gracefully  grouped,  the  placid  creatures  seem 


IV 


A  PILGRIMS'  HALT 


89 


In  mute  enjoyment's  ruminating  dream  ; 

A  withered  trunk  spreads  to  entrasted  boughs 

Over  the  scene  where  freshest  verdure  glows — 
Whilst  far  away  the  Christ  Church  turrets  gleam. 
Beautiful  work  !  in  art  and  feeling  true — 

A  lovelier  transcript  of  the  face  divine 

Of  nature  hacking  in  the  sunny  shine, 
The  gifted  hand  of  Genius  never  drew  ; 

Ileart-felt,  home-breathing — here  all  charms  combine 
Till  wonder  smiles  at  the  familiar  view."' 

Harbledown  may  almost  be  visited  as  part  of  Canterbury,  a 
small  village  set  on  a  hill-side,  with  the  roadway  between  two 


""&.  ■'■' 


\   -v.   \,  i-      '  It  •    ]   / 


1S- 


Tlii-  Cathedral  from  Harbledown  Hill. 


high  banks  at  the  top,  and  on  either  bank  a  church — the  parish 
one  to  the  north  —  affording  especially  fine  views.  The  old 
Hospital  fronting  the  southerly  church  was  built  originally  by 
Lanfranc  for  lepers,  and  here  was  a  regular  stopping  place  for 
Canterbury  Pilgrims,  Harbledown  being  the  Bobbe-up-and- 
doun  of  Chaucer,  and  though  the  Hospital  has  been  rebuilt, 
it  still  contains  links  with  the  past,  but  it  can  no  longer 
boast  of  having  Becket's  shoe,  from  which  holy  water  was 
sprinkled  on  passing  pilgrims.  Near  by  the  Black  Prince's 
Well,  which  that  noble  warrior  visited,  may  be  seen.  At 
Harbledown  lived  the  painter  on  whose  canvases  are  fixed  so 


90 


THE  "VILLE"  OF  DUNKIRK 


CHAP. 


many  scenes  from  the  neighbourhood,  that  celebrated  son  of 
Canterbury,  Thomas  Sidney  Cooper. 

Passing  from  Harbledown  up  the  main  London  Road,  we  rise 
with  wide  woodlands  stretching  on  either  hand  to  the  "  ville," 
as  it  was  once  called,  of  Dunkirk,  but  a  pleasanter  way  for  the 
pedestrian  is  by  a  zigzagging  road  and  then  by  a  footpath 
through  the  woods,  reaching  Dunkirk  at  its  high-perched  church. 
The  name  is  so  strange  a  one  for  an  English  village  that  it  is 
said  to  be  not  very  long  since  letters  addressed  here  arrived 
occasionally  via  the  French  Dunkerque.  The  story  runs 
that  the  "  ville "  received  that  name  —  one  less  surprising 
when    we   have   visited   the    "ville  de    Sarre,"    the    Scotland 


Boughton  Church  and  Boughton  Street  J"ro»i  near  Selling  Station. 


Hills  and  Petty  France,  all  within  a  few  miles  of  Becket's 
shrine — from  smugglers  who  made  their  hiding  places  in 
the  extensive  woods  which  still  stretch  for  miles  to  the  north- 
east and  south.  From  Dunkirk  a  straight,  steep  hill,  from  the 
summit  of  which  is  afforded  one  of  the  many  magnificent  views 
which  break  upon  us  in  wandering  about  this  well  favoured 
county,  descends  to  Boughton  Street — the  Boughton-under- 
Blean  of  the  "Canterbury  Tales,"  in  one  of  the  most  fertile 
bits  of  the  country.  The  small  village  of  Blean  lies  away  to 
the  north-east,  but  the  extensive  woods,  though  sub-divided 
under  various  local  names,  are  known  collectively  as  the  Blean 
Woods.     Little  more  than  a  mile  to  the  north  of  Boughton, 


IV 


MAD  TOM 


9i 


prettily   situated    on   the    hillside    overlooking    the   Graveney 
Marshes,  is  the  village  of  Hernehill. 

It  was  in  this  district  that  the  latest  Kentish  "  rising  "  took 
place  when  a  Cornishman,  John  Nichols  Tom,  who  had 
settled  in  Canterbury  sonic  years  earlier,  set  up  as  a  new 
Messiah  and  gathered  a  number  of  credulous  country  folk 
about  him.  At  the  end  of  1832  Tom,  having  assumed  the 
style  and  name  of  Sir  William  Percy  Honeywood  Courtenay, 
stood  for  Parliament  as  candidate  for  Canterbury  and  actually 


Hernehill. 


polled  375  votes,  though  a  few  days  later,  as  candidate  for  East 
Kent,  he  had  again  to  retire  with  only  four.  Having  been  con- 
victed of  perjury  as  witness  in  a  trial  of  smugglers  he  was  found 
insane  and  kept  in  an  asylum  for  four  years.  In  August,  1837, 
he  was  released  and  shortly  afterwards  began  preaching  com- 
munistic doctrines  and  declaring  that  he  was  the  Messiah.  He 
was  described  as  a  man  of  fine  presence  with  a  remarkable 
resemblance  to  the  traditional  representations  of  Christ, 
injudicious  comment  on  which  fact  may  have  led  his  disordered 
wits  on  the  way  of  imposture.  A  number  of  "  disciples " 
gathered  around  him  and  he  armed  them   in  primitive  fashion 


92 


THE  BLEAN  WOODS 


CHAP. 


and  mounted  on  a  white  horse  with  a  flag  bearing  a  lion  led 
them  about  the  neighbourhood.  All  was  at  first  but  harmless 
if  distressing  mania.  Then  came  a  charge  of  enticing  farm 
labourers  from  their  service,  and  the  shooting  by  the  fanatic  of 
one  of  the  constables  who  sought  to  serve  the  warrant.  The 
same  day — May  31st,  1838 — soldiers  were  marched  out  from 
Canterbury  and  the  rioters  were  found  in  the  woods  between 
Dunkirk  and  Hernehill.  Tom  ran  forward  and  shot  an 
officer,  while  one  of  his  followers  killed  the  wounded  man. 
The  soldiers  were  ordered  to  fire  and  charge  with  the  bayonet, 
and  "  Courtenay "  and  eight  of  his  mad  band  were  killed  on 


■*"      0 


Lino   Tide  at  Whit  stable. 


the  spot,  the  place  where  he  fell  being  henceforward  known  as 
"  Mad  Tom's  Corner." 

These  extensive  Blean  Woods  afford  endless  variety  of  walks 
and  of  views  where  they  are  intersected  by  roads  and  footpaths 
— though  it  is  not  always  easy  to  recognise  the  difference 
between  a  public  footpath  and  a  gamekeeper's  track,  and 
warnings  to  trespassers  are  to  be  met  with  over  the  whole 
tract  of  scattered  woods  and  densely  planted  game  covers  of 
oak,  pine,  sweet  chestnut  and  other  trees.  Without  ignoring 
the  warnings  the  pedestrian  may  do  many  miles  of  exploring 
woodland  ways  between  Dunkirk  and  Heme.  From  Canterbury 
two  main  roads  run  over  this  hilly  rise  north,  touching  the  woods 
at  various   points,  the  one  through  Blean  to  Whitstable,   the 


iv  ORIGIN  OF  WHITSTABLE  93 

other  via  Sturry  to  old  Heme  and  so  to  the  newer  Heme  Bay. 
Both  Whitstable  and  Heme  Bay  have  fallen  into  the  hands  of 
developers  of  sea-side  resorts  and  flourish  as  holiday  places 
within  easy  reach  of  London.  The  first  of  these  places  was 
used  in  Elizabeth's  time  by  those  journeying  from  London  to 
Canterbury  and  Dover.  1'aul  Hentzner,  in  1597,  records  that 
he  came  thither  I  >\  water  (vid  Queenborough)  and  walked  hence 
to  Canterbury. 

Whitstable,  just  beyond  the  mouth  of  the  Swale  which  cuts 
Sheppey  from  the  mainland,  is  the  more  venerably  picturesque 
with  its  small,  old  irregular  dwellings  along  the  front,  its 
boat-building  yards  and  its  fleet  of  oyster  dredging  boats.  It 
is  of  oysters  that  one  thinks  as  soon  as  the  place  is  mentioned 
and  it  is  out  here,  in  the  wide  estuary  of  the  Thames,  that  the 
famous  oyster  beds  are  situated — famous  since  the  time  of  the 
Romans,  though  some  of  their  bivalves  were  taken  from  the 
neighbourhood  of  Richborough.  There  is  yet  the  appearance 
of  something  of  the  unsophisticated  fishing  village  about  parts 
of  Whitstable  but  villadom  is  invading  it  and  on  either  side  the 
cliffs  are  marked  out  for  future  roads — roads  only  known  as 
such  by  the  name-posts  marking  their  limits.  An  anonymous 
writer  in  the  "  Gentleman's  Magazine "  half  a  century  ago 
recovered  an  amusing  legend  as  to  the  origin  of  Whitstable 
which  may  well  be  given  as  he  set  it  forth  : 

"While  strolling  on  the  Kentish  coast  last  summer  I  halted  at  a  roadside 
inn,  in  what  I  found  was  styled  '  West  end  of  Heme.'  I  inquired,  among 
other  matters,  the  distance  to  Whitstable,  and  received  the  desired  informa- 
tion from  the  portly,  goodnatured-looking  mistress,  with  the  addition,  '  Ah, 
sir,  that's  a  queer  place  ;  you'll  see  all  the  houses  stuck  up  and  down  the 
hill,  just  as  the  devil  dropped  'em,  as  folk  say  here.'  I  naturally  asked  the 
particulars  of  this  diabolical  feat,  and  in  answer  was  favoured  with  the 
following  tale,  which  I  do  not  give  in  the  good  lady's  own  words,  lest  I 
should  wound  the  amour  propre  of  the  respected  citizens  of  Durovernum, 
for,  according  to  her,  '  it  was  all  along  of  the  wickedness  of  the  Canterbury 
people/  of  which  some  instances  were  supplied. 

Canterbury,  as  all  the  world  of  Kent  knows,  is  '  no  mean  city '  now  ; 
but  six  centuries  ago,  when  it  was  the  resort  of  thousands  of  pilgrims,  it  was 
so  glorious  that  it  excited  the  wrath  of  the  foul  fiend,  and  its  inhabitants 
being  as  bad  as  Jerome  describes  the  people  of  Jerusalem  to  have  been  when 
.that  city  too  was  famous  for  pilgrimages  he  sought  and  obtained  permission 
to  cast  it  into  the  sea,  if  the  service  of  prayer  and  praise  usually  performed 
by  night  and  by  day  at  the  tomb  of  St.  Thomas  the  Martyr  should  be  once 
suspended.  Long  and  eagerly  did  Satan  watch  ;  but  though  the  people 
grew  worse  and  worse  daily,  the  religious  were  faithful  to  their  duties,  and 


A  Jotting  in  Whitstable. 


ch    iv  A  DEVIL'S  ARMFUL  95 

he  almost  gave  up  the  hope  of  submerging  the  proud  city.  At  length, 
however,  his  time  came.  A  great  festival  had  been  held  at  which  the 
chaplains  at  the  saint's  tomb  had  of  course  borne  a  prominent  part,  and 
when  night  came,  utterly  exhausted,  they  slept— all,  and  every  one. 

The  glory  of  Canterbury  was  now  gone  for  ever.  Down  pounced  the 
fiend  and  endeavoured  to  grasp  the  city  in  his  arms  ;  but  though  provided 
with  claws  proverbially  long,  he  was  unable  to  embrace  one  half,  so  vast 
was  its  size.  A  portion,  however,  he  seized,  and  having  with  a  few  strokes 
of  his  wings  reached  the  open  sea,  he  cast  in  his  evil  burden ;  thrice 
he  repeated  his  journey,  portion  after  portion  was  sunk,  and  the  city  was 
all  but  annihilated,  when  the  prayers  of  the  neglected  St.  Thomas  pre- 
vailed, and  an  angelic  vision  was  sent  to  Brother  Hubert  the  Sacristan, 
which  roused  and  directed  him  what  to  do.  1  Ie  rushed  into  the  church,  and 
seizing  the  bell-rope,  he  pulled  vigorously.  The  great  bell,  Harry,  which 
gives  its  name  to  the  centre  tower  of  the  minster,  ordinarily  required  the 
exertions  of  ten  men  to  set  it  in  motion,  but  it  now  yielded  to  the  touch  of 
one,  and  a  loud  boom  from  its  consecrated  metal  scared  the  fiend  just 
as  he  reached  the  verge  of  the  sea  :  in  despair  he  dropped  his  prey  and 
fled,  and  Canterbury  has  never  since  excited  his  envy  by  its  splendour. 

There  was  a  remarkable  difference  in  the  fate  of  the  different  parts  of 
Satan's  last  armful,  from  which  a  great  moral  lesson  was  justly  drawn  by 
my  informant.  Those  very  few  houses  in  which  more  good  than  bad  were 
found  were  preserved  from  destruction  by  falling  on  the  hill-side,  and  they 
thus  gave  rise  to  the  thriving  port  of  Whit  stable  ;  while  the  majority,  where 
the  proportions  were  reversed,  dropped  into  the  sea  a  mile  off,  and  there 
their  remains  are  still  to  be  seen  ;  but  antiquaries,  if  ignorant  of  the  facts  of 
the  case,  have  mistaken  them  for  the  ruins  of  Roman  edifices  submerged  by 
the  encroaching  ocean." 

Little  more  than  four  miles  of  cliff  walk  brings  us  to 
Heme  Bay.  The  "cliffs"  are  mostly  of  clay  and  of  but 
insignificant  height  after  leaving  the  Tankerton  suburb  of 
'^Yhitstable,  where  at  low  tide  a  long  spit  of  land  runs  north- 
ward, and  is  known  as  Street  Stones,  marking,  according  to 
some  conjectures,  part  of  the  village  swallowed  by  the  sea,  or 
marking,  if  we  accept  the  veritable  history  just  quoted,  part  of 
the  devil's  armful  of  Canterbury  so  unceremoniously  dumped 
in  the  sea.  Heme  Bay  is  a  modern  resort  with  a  pier  nearly 
three-quarters  of  a  mile  in  length — successor  to  one  on  which 
sail-propelled  tram-trucks  ran.  The  stone  balustrading  at  the 
pier  entrance  formed  part  of  the  parapet  of  the  old  London 
Bridge,  demolished  in  1832.  "Canterbury  ys  V  myles  fro  the 
se  flat  north  agaynst  Heron,"  says  Leland,  but  it  is  an  under- 
estimate even  for  the  flying  crow,  and  must  have  been  less  so 
in  Leland's  time,  thanks  to  the  subsequent  erosion  of  the  coast. 
For  as  recently  as  18 18  Heme  Bay  hamlet  was  described  as 


96 


RECULVER 


CHAP. 


being  on  a  jutting  point  of  land.  Now  there  is  no  such  point. 
Leland  referred  to  the  inland  village  of  Heme. 

From  Heme  Bay  we  have  an  admirable  view  of  the  four 
mile  distant  twin  towers  of  Reculver,  and  beyond  dimly  may 
be  seen  the  coast  of  Thanet  and  its  terminal  point  at  Margate 
Pier.  Over  the  higher  cliffs — the  clay  as  we  near  Reculver 
giving  place  to  sandstone — it  is  a  pleasant  walk,  though  coastal 
erosion  has  made  it  necessary  to  take  a  goodly  detour  inland, 
the  footpath  at  one  place  having  disappeared  within  the  past 
four  or  five  years. 

To-day  at  Reculver  there  is  little  to  be  seen  but  the 
towers  of  the  old  church,  towers  from   the  summit  of  which 


B 


Heme  Bay. 

magnificent  views  are  to  be  had,  extending  from  the  Essex 
coast  and  the  isle  of  Sheppey  in  one  direction  and  in  the  other 
over  the  green  marshes  with  swaying  reeds  where  once  ships 
sailed  between  the  mainland  and  Thanet  to  that  isle  and 
Margate.  Many  centuries  have  passed  since  this  was  the 
Roman  station  of  Reculbium,  since  Ethelbert  had  a  palace 
here  to  which  he  retired  on  giving  up  that  at  Canterbury  to 
the  monks  who  had  won  him  over  to  Christianity.  Of  the 
Roman  station  but  an  ancient  bit  of  wall  remains ;  Saxon 
palace,  monastery,  and  surrounding  town  have  all  gone  to  the 
destroying  sea,  which  but  a  few  miles  south  has  retreated,  leav- 
ing miles  of  land  fronting  the  one-time  port  of  Fordwich  and 
leaving  Reculbium's  "  twin "  station  Rutupiae  far  inland. 
Little  more  than  half  a  century  ago,  before  the  old  ruins  were 


IV 


THE  SKULLFINDER 


97 


more  fully  protected  by  the  Brethren  of  the  Trinity  House, 
many  ghastly  relics  were  washed  out  of  the  crumbling  church- 
yard. Quite  recently  acorns — one  with  its  cap  still  adhering— 
ebon  with  age  were  brought  up  from  the  bottom  some  distance 
from  the  shore,  but  the  graves  are  no  longer  rifled  by  the  sea, 
as  they  were  when  Douglas  Jerrold,  sojourner  at  the  ancient 
village  of  Heme,  wrote  his  essay,  "  A  Gossip  at  Reculvers  "  : 


Jj^L;* 


The  Readier. 


"  One  day,  wandering  near  this  open  graveyard,  we  met  a  boy,  carrying 
away,  with  exulting  looks,  a  skull  in  very  perfect  preservation.  He  was  a 
London  boy,  and  looked  rich  indeed  with  his  treasure. 

'  What  have  you  there  ?'  we  asked. 

'  A  man's  head— a  skull,'  was  the  answer. 

'  And  what  can  you  possibly  do  with  a  skull  ? 

'Take  it  to  London.' 

'  And  when  you  have  it  in  London,  what  then  will  you  do  with  it? 

4  I  know.'  .      , 

'  No  doubt.      But  what  will  you  do  with  it  ? 

And  to  this  thrice  repeated  question,  the  boy  three  times  answered, 

'  I  know.' 

H 


08 


A  GRIM  MONEY-BOX 


CHAP. 


'  Come,  here's  sixpence.     Now,  what  will  you  do  with  it  ? ' 
The  boy  took  the  coin — grinned — hugged  himself,  hugging  the  skull  the 
closer,  and  said  very  briskly — '  Make  a  money-box  of  it.' 

A  strange  thought  for  a  child.  And  yet,  mused  we  as  we  strolled  along, 
how  many  of  us,  with  nature  beneficent  and  smiling  on  all  sides,  how 
many  of  us  think  of  nothing  so  much  as  hoarding  sixpences — yea, 
hoarding  them  even  in  the  very  jaws  of  desolate  Death." 

It  is  not  quite  a  hundred  years  (1809)  since  the  church  at 
Reculver  was  demolished,  the  materials  being  partly  utilised 
for  Hillborough  church  a  couple  of  miles  away  and  partly 
acquired  by  various  people  who  could  put  in  any  claim.  The 
epitaph  of  the  church  was  quaintly  entered  in  his  books  by  the 


parish  clerk — "the  last  tax  that  Mr.  Nailor  (vicar)  took  was 
these  words,  '  Let  your  ways  be  the  ways  of  rightness  and  your 
path  the  path  of  peace,'  and  down  come  the  church,  and  whot 
was  is  thoats  about  is  flock  that  day  no  one  knows."  The 
very  year  following  this  wanton  destruction  the  Trinity  House 
began  protecting  the  ancient  towers  against  the  sea,  as  they 
were  recognised  as  a  valuable  landmark  for  sailors.  They 
were  something  more  than  landmarks  in  the  middle  ages,  for 
then  it  is  said  that  the  sails  of  vessels  were  reverently  dipped 
in  passing. 

To  the   original  twin  towers  built  here  attaches  the  legend 
that  they  were  erected  by  the  survivor  of  twin  sisters  during 


iv  A  PEACEFUL  VILLAGE  99 

the  Wars  of  the  Roses.  These  sisters,  one  abbess  of  a  convent 
near  Faversham,  were  going  by  sea  to  make  an  offering  at  the 
shrine  of  the  Virgin  at  Broadstairs,  when  their  vessel  was 
wrecked  off  Reculver  and  one  of  the  sisters  died.  The 
survivor,  to  perpetuate  the  memory  of  her  sister  and  as  a 
warning  to  mariners,  caused  the  ancient  church  to  be  repaired 
and  the  two  towers  to  be  erected.  So  says  tradition.  Those  who 
prefer  an  alternative  story  may  turn  to  the  "  Ingoldsby  Legends  " 
and  read  it  at  length  in  "  The  Brothers  of  Birchington." 

Directly  inland  from   Heme  Bay  something  short  of  two 

I  , 


Approach  to  Reculver  from  Herne. 

miles  lies  the  "  beautiful  village  of  Heme  "  :  "  this  demure,  this 
ancient,  village.  It  seems  a  very  nest — warm  and  snug,  and 
green — for  human  life  ;  with  the  twilight  haze  of  time  about  it, 
almost  consecrating  it  from  the  aching  hopes  and  feverish 
expectations  of  the  present.  Who  would  think  that  the  bray 
and  roar  of  multitudinous  London  sounded  but  some  sixty 
miles  away  ?  The  church  stands  peacefully,  reverently,  like 
some  shy  visionary  monk,  his  feet  on  earth — his  thoughts  with 
God.  And  the  graves  are  all  about  ;  and  things  of  peace 
and  gentleness,  like  folded  sheep  are  gathered  round  it." 
The  church,  about  which  the  main  road  makes  a  curious 
detour,  is  worthy  of  more  than  passing  mention,  for  it  was  here 

H  2 


ioo  A  BISHOP'S  FAREWELL  ch.  iv 

that  Nicholas  Ridley,  bishop  and  martyr,  held  his  first  cure, 
and  here,  for  the  first  time  in  English  it  is  said,  he  caused  the 
"  Te  Deum  "  to  be  sung.  When  nearly  twenty  years  later  under 
sentence  of  death  during  the  Marian  persecutions  the  Bishop 
remembered  his  first  cure  and  wrote  : — 

"From  Cambridge  I  was  called  into  Kent  by  the  Archbishop  of  Canter- 
bury, Thomas  Cranmer,  that  most  reverent  Father  and  man  of  God,  and  of 
him,  by  and  by,  sent  to  be  vicar  of  Heme,  in  East  Kent.  Wherefore, 
farewell  Heme,  thou  worshipful  and  wealthy  parish,  the  first  cure  whereunto 
I  was  called  to  minister  to  God's  word.  Thou  hast  heard  of  my  mouth  oft- 
times  the  word  of  God  preached,  not  after  the  Popish  trade,  but  after 
Christ's  Gospel.  Oh  !  that  the  fruit  had  answered  to  the  seed.  And  yet 
I  must  acknowledge  me  to  be  thy  debtor  for  the  doctrine  of  the  Lord's 
Supper,  which  at  that  time  God  had  not  revealed  unto  me  ;  but  I  bless  God 
in  all  that  godly  virtue  and  zeal  of  God's  word,  which  the  Lord,  by  preach- 
ing s.f  His  Word  did  kindle  manifestly  both  in  the  heart  and  life  of  that 
godly  woman  Lady  Fiennes  ;  the  Lord  grant  that  His  Word  took  effect 
there  in  many  more.'" 

A  mile  and  a  half  due  west  of  Heme  we  come  again  upon 
traces  of  another  bishop  and  martyr,  for  it  was  at  the  Archiepis- 
copal  palace  of  Ford  that  Cranmer  was  arrested  to  enter  upon 
that  troublous  imprisonment  which  ended  at  the  stake.  Of 
the  palace,  long  the  residence  of  Canterbury's  archbishops, 
there  are  but  scanty  remains  to  be  seen,  but  the  many  byways 
lying  between  the  coast  about  Heme  Bay  and  the  Sturry  and 
Thanet  road  offer  beautiful  views,  now  in  quiet  lanes  and 
now  over  wider  stretches  of  unhedged  fields.  As  we  near 
Chislet  the  broad  marsh  country  towards  Thanet  affords  an 
extensive  view,  without  hedges  but  dotted  here  and  there  with 
trees,  and  now  and  again  showing  amid  larger  clumps  the  roofs 
and  chimneys  of  small  cottages  and  farmsteads.  Here  in  these 
marshlands  may  be  heard  the  pathetic  "  ewe-ewe  "  cry  of  the 
curlew,  or  the  "  seven  whistlers,"  as  it  is  termed  by  Kentish 
fishermen.  From  Chislet,  with  its  striking  church  with  central 
tower,  we  may  join  the  main  road  at  Upstreet  and  so  return  to 
Sturry  near  Fordwich,  whence  we  began  this  zig-zagging  around 
the  Canterbury  district,  or  turning  east  we  may  shortly  reach 
Thanet.  Here,  as  in  other  places  in  this  district,  some  of  the 
dispossessed  French  religious  seminaries  have  made  a  settle- 
ment— and  their  black-coated  students  are  to  be  met  with  on 
many  of  the  roads  around  Canterbury. 


CHAPTER    V 

THE    ISLE    OF    THANET 

William  Caxton — one  of  the  sons  of  whom  Kent  may  well 
be  proudest — wrote  in  1480  of  the  Isle  of  Thanet,  "  Thanatos, 
that  is  Tenet,  is  a  ylonde  besydes  Kent  and  hath  the  name 
Thanatos,  of  deth  of  serpentes,  for  ther  ben  none.  And  the 
earth  thereof  sleeth  serpentes  yborn  in  other  londes.  Ther  is 
a  noble  corn  lond  and  fruytful.  Hit  is  supposed  that  this 
Llonde  was  haalowed  and  blessed  by  St.  Austyn,  the  first 
Doctour  of  Englishmen,  ffor  ther  he  arrived  first."  The 
legend  that  there  are  no  snakes  in  Thanet,  and  that  such 
reptiles,  if  imported,  promptly  died  long  persisted,  and  is 
referred  to  by  several  old  writers.  It  looks  as  though  St. 
Augustine's  arrival  had  driven  them  hence  as  St.  Patrick's  ban 
cleared  them  out  of  Ireland. 

To-day  the  Isle  of  Thanet  suggests  to  most  people  little 
beyond  the  fact  that  its  shores  are  occupied  by  popular 
holiday  resorts,  and  certainly  its  coast  is  so  much  marked  by 
such  places  that  it  well  may  be  in  the  course  of  a  few  genera- 
tions that  they  will  have  merged  the  one  in  the  other,  until 
from  the  marshes  west  of  Birchington  to  the  marshes  west  of 
Ramsgate  will  be  one  "  endless  meal  of  brick."  Birching- 
ton, Westgate,  Margate,  Broadstairs,  Ramsgate — town  follows 
town  with  extraordinary  closeness,  with  "  expatiations "  into 
inland  villages  until  the  whole  district  has  become  a  veritable 
playground  for  London's  holiday  makers.  Those  who  are  ready 
to  dismiss  the  Isle  as  this  and  this  alone  do  an  injustice  to  it 
and  to  the  varied  interests  that  it  has  to  offer.    To  one  who  has 


io2  INLAND  THANET  cu.  v 

wandered  much  about  the  few  miles  of  inland  Thanet,  the  most 
memorable  things  are  the  wide  stretches  of  green  or  golden  corn, 
the  incessant  singing  of  innumerable  larks.  In  picturesque- 
ness  and  variety  Thanet  may  not  vie  with  some  other  parts 
of  the  county,  but  there  are  magnificent  wide  views  from  the 
high  ground  in  the  middle  of  the  Isle,  where  we  see  the  boat- 
dotted  sea  to  the  north  and  a  wide  stretch  of  marshland,  tree- 
and-farm  dotted,  extending  south  and  west  for  miles,  backed 
by  the  chalk  downs  of  the  Dover  and  Folkestone  district.  To 
the  west  on  a  clear  day  may  be  seen  the  tower  of  Canterbury 
Cathedral,  so  that  in  one  view  we  may  get  the  ground  where 
St.  Augustine  landed  and  the  great  centre  for  over  a  thousand 
years  of  those  who  have  occupied  his  chair.  For  those  who 
like  the  bracing  winds  that  come  in  from  the  North  Sea  there 
is  a  delight  in  Thanet's  chalk  cliffs  which  rise  at  the  North 
Foreland  to  their  greatest  height  between  the  two  most 
populous  towns. 

Where  wide  and  well-dyked  marshes  spread  between 
Reculver  and  Birchington,  was  a  few  centuries  ago  the  inlet 
of  the  sea  which  cut  Thanet  off  from  the  mainland,  so  broad 
and  deep  that  in  the  sixteenth  century  folk  were  still  living 
who  had  seen  goodly  vessels  pass.  Then  the  only  crossings 
were  by  St.  Nicholas  Wade  and  at  Sarre,  where  now  the  roads 
diverge  for  Margate  and  Ramsgate.  Following  the  first  of 
these  we  come  to  the  small  scattered  village  of  St.  Nicholas-at- 
Wade,  with  across  the  fields  a  couple  of  miles  or  so  to  the  east 
the  village  of  Acol.  The  Ordnance  Survey  map  shows  an 
unfenced  and  unmetalled  road  from  St.  Nicholas  to  Acol, 
passing  near  the  Beacon — a  tall,  square,  pointed  column, 
which  is  a  familiar  landmark  from  all  sides,  standing  in  the  midst 
of  open  fields  ;  but  the  unlucky  pedestrian  or  cyclist  who 
follows  it  after  journeying  for  about  a  mile  finds  the  rough 
roadway  end  abruptly  in  a  cornfield,  with  the  alternative  of 
returning  to  St.  Nicholas  and  journeying  round  by  a  main  road, 
of  following  the  "  lynch "  dividing  the  crops,  or  of  boldly 
pushing  through  the  growing  corn  towards  a  road,  indicated  a 
quarter  of  a  mile  away  by  the  finger-post  showing  above  the 
sea  of  grain. 

In  the  neighbourhood  of  Acol,  on  the  way  south  to  Minster, 
on  the  top  of  the  hill  is  an  extensive  old  chalk-pit,  which  we 
may  imagine  to  be  the  scene  of  "  The  Smuggler's  Leap,"  on 


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THE  SMUGGLER'S  LEAP 


CHAP. 


which  Ingoldsby  made  his  story,  showing  how  Exciseman  Gill 
was  willing  to  give  his  soul  for  a  horse  that  would  allow  of 
his  overtaking  Smuggler  Bill.  The  smuggler  was  overtaken  as 
he  took  his  fatal  leap,  and  the  demon  horse  vanished.  The 
legendist  adds  a  variety  of  impeccable  morals  : 

"  Another  sound  maxim  I'd  wish  you  to  keep, 

To  mind  what  you're  after,  and — '  Look  ere  you  Leap.' 
Above  all,  to  my  last  gravest  caution  attend  — 
Never  borrow  a  horse  you  don't  know  of  a  friend  !  !  !  " 


Ramsgate  from  the  Pier. 

The  inch  of  story  out  of  which  Barham  made  his  ell  of 
legend,  runs  : — 

"  Near  this  hamlet  (Acol)  is  a  long,  disused  chalk -pit  of  formidable 
depth  known  by  the  name  of  '  The  Smuggler's  Leap. '  The  tradition  of  the 
parish  runs,  that  a  riding  officer  from  Sandwich,  called  Anthony  Gill,  lost 
his  life  here  in  the  early  part  of  the  present  (eighteenth)  century,  while  in 
pursuit  of  a  smuggler.  A  fog  coming  on,  both  parties  went  over  the 
precipice.  The  smuggler's  horse  only,  it  is  said,  was  found  crushed 
beneath  its  rider.     The  spot  has,  of  course,  been  haunted  ever  since." 

_  Another  tradition  is  associated  with  this  great  disused  chalk- 
pit, the  bottom  of  which  now  makes  a  goodly  ploughed  field, 
and  the  road-edge  of  which  is  so  deeply  grown  with  ivy  that  it 
might  almost  be  passed  unrecognised.     When  Egbert  had  had 


EGBERT'S  ATONEMENT 


i°5 


his  cousins  murdered  and  had  taken  the  Kingship,  a  mysterious 
light  showed  where  the  bodies  were  buried  under  his  very 
throne  in  his  palace  at  Eastry.  The  King  was  alarmed,  and, 
having  consulted  the  Archbishop  as  to  what  he  had  best  do, 
sent  to  ask  forgiveness  of  the  sister  of  the  murdered  men,  and 
to   offer  what   restitution  he  might.     The  Princess   Domneva 


Eastry. 

demanded  as  much  land  for  a  monastery  as  a  hind,  at  one 
course,  could  cover.  Egbert  was  willing  to  be  let  off  thus 
easily,  and  the  hind  was  released  near  Westgate,  and  ran  by 
Woodchurch  and  near  Acol,  across  Thanet.  Thunor,  one  of 
the  King's  men  who  had  murdered  his  rivals,  sought  to  stop 
the  hind  by  riding  across  its  course,  "  but  whilst  he  was  thus 
acting,  the  wrath  of  Heaven  came  upon  him,  the  earth  opened, 
swallowed  him  up,  and  he  went  down  with  Dathan  and  Abiron 


io6  THE  KIDNAPPERS  chap. 

alive  into  hell,  leaving  the  name  of  Tunorsleap,  or  Thunor- 
Hyslepe,  to  the  fields  and  place  where  he  fell  to  perpetuate  the 
memory  of  his  punishment." 

The  ground  thus  miraculously  bounded  was  granted  to 
Domneva,  who  founded  on  it  the  Monastery  of  Minster.  The 
way  that  the  deer  went,  now  only  to  be  vaguely  guessed  at, 
was  long  known  as  St.  Mildred's  Lynch ;  St.  Mildred,  the 
daughter  of  Domneva,  being  a  Thanet  person,  second  only  in 
importance  to  Augustine. 

Lynch,  or  linch  it  may  be  said,  is  a  local  word  for  a  raised 
way,  generally  the  grassy  ridge  separating  fields  in  a  hedgeless 
district,  such  as  is  the  greater  part  of  this  Isle  of  Thanet.  The 
legend  was  recorded  in  monkish  Latin  verses,  which  have  been 
Englished  as  :  — 

"  Domneva's  monk  distinguished  Thanet  bears 
The  deer's  famed  course  the  holy  island  wears, 
Cursed  be  the  man  who  violates  the  bound, 
Another  Thunor's  leap  shall  the  vile  wretch  confound." 

As  we  approach  Birchington,  whether  from  St.  Nicholas  or 
from  visiting  the  neighbourhood  of  Acol  in  quest  of  ancient 
ghosts,  to  the  right  above  the  trees  of  Quex  Park  is  to  be  seen 
a  tall  tower,  one  of  the  two  erected  by  former  owners  of  this 
ancient  estate.  The  old  family  of  Quekes,  or  Quex,  "  ended 
in  the  sixteenth  century  in  a  daughter,"  who  married  a  Mr. 
Crispe,  who  so  well  adapted  himself  to  his  new  Thanet  estate, 
that  he  not  only  became  sheriff  of  the  county  but  in  the  Isle 
itself  was  known  as  "  Regulus  Insulae  Thaneti."  A  later 
owner  of  the  estate  of  the  same  family  had  a  lively  experience, 
when  an  energetic  Royalist,  "  the  brave  Captain  Golding,"  a 
Thanet  man,  it  is  said,  suddenly  descended  on  the  coast  near 
Birchington,  landed  a  party  of  Englishmen  and  others,  hurried 
them  up  to  Quex  Park,  took  Mr.  Henry  Crispe  out  of  his  bed, 
hurried  him  to  the  shore  and  carried  him  off  to  Flanders, 
refusing  to  release  him  until  three  thousand  pounds  ransom 
had  been  paid.  Crispe's  family  sought  to  raise  this  sum  but 
could  not  get  the  necessary  licence  to  pay  it,  for  Cromwell  had 
his  suspicions  that  Mr.  Crispe  was  in  collusion  with  his  captors, 
and  that  the  whole  scheme  was  an  elaborate  way  of  raising 
money  on  behalf  of  Prince  Charles.  If  these  suspicions  had 
been  justified,  Crispe  would   no  doubt  have  returned  quietly 


v  SAD  NEWS  FROM  KENT  107 

when  the  affair  had  blown  over,  whereas  he  was  kept  for  eight 
months  a  prisoner  at  Bruges,  and  was  then  only  released  on 
the  money  being  raised  by  the  sale  of  part  of  his  lands. 

We  have  an  account  of  the  event  in  a  letter  from  the  nephew 
of  the  "  prisoner,"  which  was  printed  in  a  contemporary  pam- 
phlet, amply  entitled  "Sad  News  From  Kent,  shewing  how 
forty  armed  men,  desparate  fellows,  plundered  Sk  Nicholas 
Crispe's  house,  after  which  they  set  a  watch  over  his  servants  at 
twelve  o'clock  at  night,  July  18th,  1657,  and  carried  them  to  the 
waterside  to  be  transported  to  Dunkirk.  With  Sir  Nicholas 
Crispe  his  escape  from  them  upon  terms.  Sent  in  a  letter  by 
young  Mr.  Crispe,  of  Dover,  to  his  kinsman  in  London, 
Mr.  Kathern,  who  desired  the  truth  might  be  published  to 
prevent  mis-informations."  Air.  Crispe  tells  the  story  of  the 
raid  in  a  straightforward  fashion,  as  though  the  experience  of 
preceding  years  had  thoroughly  accustomed  folk  to  romantic 
adventures  : — 

"Cousin  Kathern, — My  kind  love  remembered  unto  you  and  my 
cousin  your  good  wife.  I  know  you  have  heard  of  that  sad  news  from 
Queax.  There  came  about  forty  men  well  armed  with  carbine,  pistol 
and  sword,  and  poleax  every  man  there,  it  is  thought  they  came  from 
Dunkirke,  thus  coming  to  the  house  they  quickly  broke  the  lock  of  the 
outward  gate,  so  entering  into  the  outward  court,  they  secured  all  the 
servants  lay  without  the  doors,  then  came  to  the  dwelling-house,  and 
knocked  very  loud,  one  asking  who  was  there,  being  about  12  o'clock 
at  night,  they  told  him  they  must  come  in,  and  the  party  that  spake  to 
them  but  being  newly  laid  down  in  hiscloafhes,  before  he  could  come  down, 
with  four  blows  at  the  hall-door  with  a  two-handed  sledge  the  door  gave 
way  and  entered  the  hall  before  him,  secured  him  and  the  rest  of  the 
servants  immediately  that  lay  within  the  house,  then  caused  the  maid  to 
show  them  my  uncle's  chamber  and  Sir  Nicholases,  when  they  were 
entered  there  they  told  them  they  wanted  money  and  that  they  well  could 
supply  their  wants,  which  was  done  after  3  hours'  time  in  the  plunder- 
ing the  house,  and  what  they  could  get,  they  then  told  my  uncle  and  Sir 
Nicholas  that  they  must  go  along  with  them,  and  to  that  purpose  carried 
the  coachman  to  put  horses  in  the  coach  to  carry  their  plunder  and  uncle 
and  Sir  Nicholas  to  the  waterside,  and  on  their  way  they  had  a  parlie  with 
Sir  Nicholas  about  leaving  him  behind  ;  it  was  agreed  immediately  that 
him  engaging  to  pay  them  1000  pounds  in  28  days'  time  at  Bridgs  to 
one  they  named  ;  that  he  should  be  free  to  come  home  again  ;  which  was 
done.  So  Sir  Nicholas  returned  home  again,  but  my  old  uncle  they  have 
inhumanely  carried  away  in  his  old  age,  and  as  yet  we  hear  not  any  word 
of  the  least  there  of  how  he  doth  or  where  he  is.  Thomas  Smith  the 
butcher  went  voluntarily  along  with  him.  I  could  not  well  sooner  give 
you  this  account,  for  we  knew  not  the  certaine  truth  of  things  till  my 
father  came  home  about  the  middle  of  last  week.     My  father,  wife,  and  self 


108  A  BELL  LEGEND  chap. 

present  our  kind  love  unto  you.  I  am  sure  if  he  return  not  speedily  we 
shall  want  him  dearly  for  he  is  very  good  towards  my  aged  parents.  In 
haste  with  thanks  for  all  your  favour,  I  remain, 

Your  affectionate  Kinsman  to  command, 

Henry  Crispe. 

I  pray  at  your  leisure  convey  this  letter  to  my  father-in-law's  Lodging." 

It  is  a  story  of  kidnapping  made  to  the  hand  of  some  writer 
of  romance.  The  Captain  Golding  who  performed  the  act  of 
brigandage  was  a  man  who  feared  no  risks  in  his  loyalty  to  the 
exiled  Prince,  for,  being  in  command  of  a  valuable  merchant 
ship,  he  scorned  to  remain  under  the  rule  of  the  Common- 
wealth, so  ran  away  and  sold  the  ship  and  cargo — the  fact  that 
they  did  not  belong  to  him  weighing  nothing,  of  course — and 
handed  the  proceeds  over  to  Charles.  Here,  at  Quex  Park, 
the  scene  of  Golding's  bold  raid,  William  of  Orange  was  wont 
to  stay  when  en  ?-oute  for  Holland. 

Birchington  is  just  a  pleasant  holiday  resort — still  in  the 
making — where  from  this  side  we  first  touch  at  the  chalk 
"  cliffs,"  to  dignify  them  with  a  big  name.  Many  of  the  breaks 
and  caves  in  these  cliffs  are  said  to  have  been  utilised  by  the 
smuggling  fraternity  in  the  good  old  days.  Of  its  eastern 
neighbour,  the  neatly-planned  Westgate,  it  may  also  be  said  that 
it  is  simply  a  pleasant,  trim,  holiday  resort.  Both  places  have 
sprung  into  popular  favour  within  the  last  twenty  or  thirty 
years,  and  bear  the  stamp  of  their  modernity.  Birchington 
is  a  place  of  pilgrimage  for  all  admirers  of  the  dual  genius 
of  Dante  Gabriel  Rossetti — thither  he  went  early  in  1882, 
broken  in  health,  and  there  he  died  and  is  buried,  and  his 
memory  perpetuated  in  stained-glass  windows  in  the  church. 
Inland  from  Westgate  lies  the  old  manor  of  Daundelyon, 
Daundelion,  or  Dent-de-Lion — the  family  of  which  name  was, 
centuries  since,  extinct,  and  the  mansion  destroyed.  It  was 
one  of  these  Daundelyons  who  gave  one  of  its  bells  to  St.  John's 
Church,  Margate  : 

"John  de  Daundelyon  with  his  great  Dog 
Brought  over  this  bell  on  a  mill  cog." 

It  is  explained  that  "  the  Dog  "  was  probably  the  name  of 
the  vessel,  but  the  jingle  suggests  rather  that  John  was  com- 
panioned by  a  canine  friend,  for  a  cog  seems  to  have  been  the 
kind  of  boat  in  which  the  bell  was  brought  from  Flanders. 


v  MERRY  MARGATE  109 

The  Daundelyon  estate  was  for  a  time  the  property  cf 
Charles  James  Fox,  and  later,  before  the  dose  of  the  eighteenth 
century,  became  much  frequented  by  visitors  to  Margate : 
"  Alcoves,  shrubs,  flowers,  a  bowling  green,  a  platform  for 
dancing,  an  orchestra,  and  other  accommodations  are  erected 
here  for  the  entertainment  of  company,  who  often  drink  tea  at 
this  delightful  spot,  and  during  the  season  have  a  public 
breakfast  on  Wednesdays  and  Saturdays,  with  dancing  and 
other  amusements,  under  the  superintendence  of  the  master  of 
the  ceremonies."  Later,  Margate's  visitors  found  their  pleasures 
on  the  "  front "  rather  than  inland,  and  the  old  place  was 
happily  allowed  to  fall  back  into  quietude. 

It  was  in  the  mid-eighteenth  century,  when  the  virtues  of  sea 
bathing  had  recently  been  discovered,  that  Margate  began  to 
come  into  popularity  as  a  resort  for  holiday-makers  from  London. 
Towards  the  end  of  that  century  a  Margate  Quaker,  by  name 
Benjamin  Beale,  introduced  bathing-machines — not,  as  is 
sometimes  said,  for  the  first  time  in  England— and  the 
popularity  of  the  place  has  so  gone  on  increasing  that  it  would 
be  idle  to  attempt  a  description  of  the  town,  scattered  upon 
the  cliffs  and  running  far  inland.  In  olden  times  it  afforded  a 
place  of  debarkation  for  the  Continent,  but  it  is,  as  a  holiday 
resort,  a  place  where  thousands  of  people  can  go  and  have  all 
the  miscellaneous  entertainment  which  is  associated  with  the 
general  idea  of  a  holiday  by  the  sea.  In  the  eighteenth  century 
it  was  a  place  to  which  the  cit  went,  pretending  to  be  a  gentle- 
man— "  haughtily  bending  the  head  backwards,  through  the 
dread  of  being'  thought  to  have  contracted  a  sneaking 
stoop  behind  the  counter " ;  while  the  impecunious  nobleman 
went  there  to  economise.  Already,  when  Thomas  Gray  visited 
it  in  the  spring  of  1766,  he  could  describe  it  as  "  Bartholomew 
Fair  by  the  Seaside."  We  get  glimpses  of  the  place,  of  the 
extortions  practised  on  London  visitors,  in  "  An  Excursion 
to  Margate  in  the  month  of  June,  1786."  Hardwicke  Lewis, 
Esq.,  as  the  title-page  of  the  brochure  informs  us,  was  the 
author  of  this  imitation  of  Sterne's  "  Sentimental  Journey  " 
and  he  describes,  without  any  softening,  the  state  of  the 
passengers  who  journeyed  to  Thanet  by  the  hoy,  and  of  their 
arrival : — 

"After  tumbling  and  rumbling,  tacking  and  retacking,  we  reached 
Margate,  to  the  great  joy  of  Neptune's  patients,  who  were  as  tired  of  his 


no  THE  OLD  MARGATE  HOY  char 

prescription  as  if  fees  had  been  paid  for  it ;  the  few  who  were  not  affected 
by  the  tow'ring  motion  experienced  from  hunger  pains  that  need  not  be 
described  ;  their  stores  being  in  the  cabin,  partook  of  scents  that  'all  the 
perfumes  of  Arabia  could  not  sweeten '  :  For  my  part,  I  fasted  from  food  to 
glut  on  affliction,  and  'wished  no  other  relish.'  It  was  impossible  to  land 
at  the  Pier,  through  the  lowness  of  the  tide  ;  boats  put  off  therefore  to  our 
relief— for,  to  say  truth,  the  Margatians  are  a  friendly  sort  of  people,  when- 
ever they  can  use  a  wrecking-hook,  or  make  demands  upon  the  purse." 

Another  and  far  better  writer  journeyed  to  Margate  in  the  old 
hoys  which  did  duty  for  nearly  two  centuries,  as  we  learn  from 
the  Water  Poet,  who  tells  us  that  in  1637  "A  Hoy  from 
Rochester,  Margate  in  Kent,  or  Feversham  and  Maidstone 
doth  come  to  St.  Katherine's  Dock."  These  about  the  year  of 
Waterloo  gave  place  to  the  steam  packet.  That  later  writer 
was  Charles  Lamb,  who  has  left  us  an  account  of  the  voyage 
in  a  delightful  essay,  telling  how  Elia  and  his  cousin  Bridget 
journeyed  from  London,  of  some  characters  they  met  on  board, 
and  of  how  one  of  the  company  pointing  out  Reculver  was 
therefore  considered  "  no  ordinary  seaman." 

"Can  I  forget  thee,  thou  old  Margate  Hoy,  with  thy  weather-beaten, 
sun-burnt  captain,  and  his  rough  accommodations — ill-exchanged  for  the 
foppery  and  fresh-water  niceness  of  the  modern  steam  packet?  To  the 
winds  and  the  waves  thou  commntedst  thy  goodly  freightage,  and  didst  ask 
no  aid  of  magic  fumes,  and  spells,  and  boiling  cauldrons.  With  the  gales 
of  heaven  thou  wentest  swimmingly ;  or,  when  it  was  their  pleasure, 
stoodest  still  with  sailor-like  patience.  Thy  course  was  natural,  not  forced, 
as  in  a  hot-bed  ;  nor  didst  thou  go  poisoning  the  breath  of  ocean  with 
sulphureous  smoke — a  great  sea  chimrera,  chimneying  and  furnacing  the 
deep  ;  or  liker  to  that  fire-god  parching  up  Scamander. 

Can  I  forget  thy  honest,  yet  slender  crew,  with  their  coy  reluctant 
responses  (yet  to  the  suppression  of  anything  like  contempt)  to  the  raw 
questions,  which  we  of  the  great  city  would  be  ever  and  anon  putting 
to  them,  as  to  the  uses  of  this  or  that  strange  naval  implement  ?  'Specially 
can  I  forget  thee,  thou  happy  medium,  thou  shade  of  refuge  between  us  and 
them,  conciliating  interpreter  of  their  skill  to  our  simplicity,  comfortable 
ambassador  between  sea  and  land  ! — whose  sailor-trowsersdid  not  more  con- 
vincingly assure  thee  to  be  an  adopted  denizen  of  the  former,  than  thy  white 
cap,  and  whiter  apron  over  them,  with  thy  neat-lingered  practice  in  thy 
culinary  vocation,  bespoke  thee  to  have  been  of  inland  nurture  heretofore  — 
.1  master  cook  of  Eastcheap  ?  I  low  busily  didst  thou  ply  thy  multifarious 
occupation,  cook,  mariner,  attendant,  chamberlain  :  here,  there,  like  another 
Ariel,  flaming  at  once  about  all  parts  of  the  deck,  yet  with  kindlier  minis- 
trations, not  to  assist  the  tempest,  but,  as  if  touched  with  a  kindred  sense 
of  our  infirmities,  to  soothe  the  qualms  which  that  untried  motion  might 
haply  raise  in  our  crude  land-fancies.      And  when  the  o'er-washing  billows 


v  "THE  GREAT  SEA  CHIMERA"  in 

drove  us  below  deck  (for  it  was  far  gone  in  October,  and  we  had  stiff  and 
blowing  weather)  how  did  thy  officious  ministerings,  still  catering  for  our 
comfort,  with  cards,  and  cordials,  and  thy  more  cordial  conversation, 
alleviate  the  closeness  and  the  confinement  of  thy  else  (truth  to  say)  not 
very  savoury,  nor  very  inviting,  little  cabin  ? 

With  these  additaments  to  boot,  we  had  onboard  a  fellow-passenger, 
whose  discourse  in  verity  might  have  beguiled  a  longer  voyage  than  we 
meditated,  and  have  made  mirth  and  wonder  abound  as  far  as  the  Azores. 
He  was  a  dark,  Spanish-complexiqned  young  man,  remarkably  handsome, 
with  an  officer-like  assurance,  and  an  insuppressible  volubility  of  assertion. 
He  was,  in  fact,  the  greatest  liar  I  had  met  with  then,  or  since.  He  was 
none  of  your  hesitating  half  story-tellers  (a  most  painful  description  of 
mortals)  who  go  on  sounding  your  belief,  and  only  giving  you  as  much  as 
they  see  you  can  swallow  at  a  time — the  nibbling  pickpockets  of  your 
patience — but  one  who  committed  downright  daylight  depredations  upon 
his  neighbour's  faith.  He  did  not  stand  shivering  upon  the  brink,  but  was 
a  hearty,  thorough-paced  liar,  and  plunged  at  once  into  the  depths  of  your 
credulity.  I  partly  believe,  he  made  pretty  sure  of  his  company.  Not 
many  rich,  not  many  wise,  or  learned,  composed  at  that  time  the  common 
stowage  of  a  Margate  packet.  We  were,  I  am  afraid,  a  set  of  as  un- 
seasoned Londoners  (let  our  enemies  give  it  a  worse  name)  as  Alderman- 
bury  or  Watling  Street,  at  that  time  of  day  could  have  supplied." 

The  old  Margate  Hoy-=-journeying  immortal  in  the  pages  of 
Charles  Lamb — was  replaced  in  the  Thames  and  its  estuary 
by  the  "great  sea  chimera"  of  the  steam  packet  and  in  the 
early  "  forties  "  of  the  nineteeth  century  many  are  the  references 
to  the  Red  Rover  commanded  by  Captain  Large — it  is  referred 
to  by  Barham  in  the  "  Ingoldsby  Legends  "  and  in  the  twenty- 
fourth  of  "  Mrs.  Caudle's  Curtain  Lectures  "  we  learn  how  Job 
and  Margaret  Caudle  took  the  dear  children  to  Margate  by 
the  Red  Rover  ;  how  Job — a  good  sailor — behaved  "  like  a 
brute  "  to  his  wife — who  was  a  bad  sailor — and  how  that  good 
lady's  ire  was  aroused  by  a  rencontre  with  Miss  Prettyman  on 
the  jetty. 

It  has  been  shown  that  the  sentimentalist  visiting  Margate 
drew  attention  to  the  Margatians  fondness  for  the  "  wrecking 
hook  "  and  for  making  demands  on  the  purses  of  visitors,  but 
the  place  was  then  in  a  transition  stage  towards  its  position  as 
a  mere  holiday  resort.  The  old  inhabitants  of  Thanet  are  said 
to  have  been  amphibious  creatures,  making  a  couple  of  fishing 
voyages  and  returning  home  for  harvesting  operations  in  their 
fruitful  isle. 

The  old-time  inscription  round  the  chancel  of  one  of  the 


112 


THE  USEFUL  ASS 


CHAP, 


Thanet  churches — that  of  Monkton — 

"  Insula  rotunda  Thanatos  quam  circuit  unda 
Fertilis  et  munda  nulli  est  in  orbe  secunda." 

has  been  thus  roughly  rendered  by  an  eighteenth  century  visitor — 

"  Round  is  rich  Thanet's  sea-encircled  isle 
Whose  happy  fields  with  richest  verdure  smile." 

But  tradition  says  that,  besides  being  fishermen  and  farmers 
the  men  of  Thanet  had  no  objection  to  doing  a  bit  of  smug- 
gling when  occasion  offered,  and  a  century-old  Margate  adver- 


»---'-•,. 


-:;.wS 


Srfi'-"' 


Margate  in  December. 

tisement  of  an    ass-hirer  whose  donkeys  were  alternately  em- 
ployed by  ladies  and  smugglers  ran— 

"  Asses  here  to  be  let  !  for  all  purposes  right — 
To  bear  angels  by  day  and  spirits  by  night." 

Margate  faces  north,  and  leaving  it  by  the  chalk  cliffs  which 
rise  to  upwards  of  fifty  feet  from  the  shore  we  come  to  Kings- 
gate  hamlet  by  the  North  Foreland,  a  place  which,  known 
originally  as  St.  Bartholomew's  Gate,  gained  its  present  name 
because  King  Charles  II.  landed  here  in  1683.  Here  was 
long  since  an  old  portcullis  and  gate  inscribed  "God  Bless 
Hart'lem's  Gate,"  followed  by  the  distich 

"  Olim  Porta  fui  Patroni  Hartholomaei, 
Nunc  Regis  Jussu  regia  Porta  vocor," 


v  GRAY  AS  SATIRIST  113 

which  our  eighteenth  century  sentimentalist  Englished  thus, 

"  Kings-Gate's  my  name,  to  Royal  Mandate  true, 
Yclep'd  in  former  Times  Bartholomew" 

The  sentimentalist  continued, 

"  So  charming  is  this  scite,  which  afforded  Maria  a  short  respite  from 
sorrow,  that  we  were  loth  to  quit  it.  Before  we  ordered  the  carriage, 
I  presented  her  with  a  few  lines,  said  to  have  been  written  by  Gray  on  the 
spot  :  If  they  were  so,  it  will  afford  some  idea  of  his  being  a  sort  of  poet ; 
for  they  have  sense  and  meaning  as  well  as  jingle — His  other  works  are 
too  sublime  for  human  comprehension,  and  are  vastly,  like  Swift's  song,  by 
a  person  of  quality  ;  which  seems  to  mean  prodigious  things,  but  is  errant 
nonsense — let  me  except  a  few  pretticisms  in  the  favorite  Elegy." 

The  half  dozen    stanzas    thus    praised  refer   to   the    sham 

ruins  which  Lord  Holland  raised  here  in  accordance  with  the 

queer  taste  of  his  time,  and  are  marked  by  little  beyond  savage 

satire, 

"  Old  and  abandoned  by  each  venal  friend 
Here  Holland  took  the  pious  resolution, 
To  smuggle  a  few  years,  and  strive  to  mend 
A  broken  character  and  constitution. 

On  this  congenial  spot  he  fixt  his  choice, 

Karl  Godwin  trembled  for  his  native  land, 
Here  sea-gulls  scream,  and  cormorants  rejoice, 

And  mariners,  tho'  shipwreck'd,  dread  to  land. 

Here  reigns  the  blust'ring  north  and  blighting  east, 

No  tree  is  heard  to  whisper,  bird  to  sing  ; 
But  nature  cannot  furnish  out  the  feast, 

Art  is  invok'd  new  horrors  still  to  bring  : 

Lo  !  mould'ring  towers  and  battlements  arise, 

Arches  and  turrets  nodding  to  their  fall, 
Unpeopled  palaces  delude  the  eyes 

And  mimic  desolation  covers  all. 

Oh  !  cried  the  sighing  peer,  had  Bute  been  true, 
Or  Mansfield's  promise  not  bestow'd  in  vain, 

Far  other  scenes  had  bless'd  our  happier  view, 
And  realiz'd  the  ruins  which  we  feign — 

Piirg'd  by  the  sword,  and  purified  by  fire, 

Then  had  we  seen  proud  London's  hated  walls 

Owls  would  have  hooted  in  St.   Peter's  choir, 
And  foxes  stunk  and  litter'd  in  St.  Paul's." 

To  the  south  of  Kingsgate  is  the  famous  North  Foreland,  the 
high  chalk  cliff  surmounted  by  a  lofty  lighthouse — successor  of 

1 


ii4  A  NAVAL  BATTLE  chap. 

an  olden  beacon  for  warning  shipmen  off  the  dangers  of  the 
Goodwin  Sands — the  light  of  which  is  said  to  be  visible  thirty 
miles  away.  It  was  here  off  the  Foreland  and  north  of  the 
Goodwins,  in  May,  1666,  that  Admiral  Blake,  supported  by 
Prince  Rupert,  engaged  in  a  fight,  "  the  longest  and  most 
stubborn  that  the  seas  have  ever  seen,"  against  the  Dutch 
under  De  Ruyter,  a  fight  which  necessitated  the  remnant  of 
the  English  fleet  seeking  the  harbourage  of  the  Thames,  and 
caused  De  Witt  to  declare  "  that  English  sailors  might  be  killed 
and  English  ships  burned,  but  that  there  was  no  conquering 
Englishmen."  Six  weeks  later  the  fleets  encountered  again 
within  sight  of  the  Foreland,  and  by  gaining  a  signal  victory 
the  English  went  far  to  justify  De  Witt's  tribute.  At  an  old 
house  in  Sandwich  many  years  ago  were  discovered  some  old 
panel  pictures — now  hanging  in  the  Guild  Hall  of  that  ancient 
Cinque  Port — showing  a  fight  between  the  English  and  Dutch 
fleets  which  may  well  have  been  the  encounter  which  took 
place  here. 

To  the  south  of  the  Foreland  we  come  to  another  of  the 
pleasant  summer  resorts  that  line  the  Thanet  cliffs,  Broad- 
stairs,  a  quieter  place  than  its  more  populous  neighbours,  and 
one  that  is  remembered  as  another  of  those  with  Dickensian 
associations,  for  Boz  was  as  enthusiastic  about  the  county 
of  his  adoption  as  the  most  enthusiastic  of  those  who  pride 
themselves  on  their  technical  title  to  being  Men  of  Kent.  At 
Broadstairs,  "  one  of  the  freshest  and  freest  little  places  in  the 
world,"  after  having  occupied  earlier  lodgings  in  the  High 
Street,  Dickens  rented  the  quaintly-shaped  Fort  House,  later 
named  Bleak  House  from  one  of  his  stories,  though  it  was  not 
the  original  from  which  that  novel  took  its  title. 

Many  are  the  references  to  Broadstairs  in  Dickens's  corre- 
spondence :  "  The  general  character  of  Broadstairs  as  to  size 
and  accommodation  was  happily  expressed  by  Miss  Eden,  when 
she  wrote  to  the  Duke  of  Devonshire  (as  he  told  me)  saying 
how  grateful  she  felt  to  a  certain  sailor,  who  asked  leave  to  see 
her  garden,  for  not  plucking  it  bodily  up  and  sticking  it  in  his 
button  hole.  You  will  have  for  a  night-light  in  the  room  we 
shall  give  you,  the  North  Foreland  lighthouse.  That  and  the 
sea  and  air  are  our  only  lions."  The  shallow  shore  which 
makes  of  the  Thanet  coast  so  admirable  a  bathing-ground  is 
well    indicated   in    the    summary  description   of    Broadstairs 


DICKENS  AT  BROADSTAIRS 


115 


embodied   in  an 
Places  "  :- 


article    Dickens   wrote    on    "  Our    Watering 


"  The  ocean  lies  winking  in  the  sunlight  like  a  drowsy  lion  ;  its  glassy 
waters  scarcely  curve  upon  the  shore  ;  the  fishing  boats  in  the  busy  harbour 
are  all  stranded  in  the  mud.  Our  two  colliers  .  .  .  have  not  an  inch  of 
water  within  a  quarter  of  a  mile  of  them  and  turn  exhausted  on  their  sides, 
like  faint  fish  of  an  antediluvian  species  ;  rusty  cables  and  chains,  ropes  and 
rings,  undermost  parts  of  posts  and  piles,  and  confused  timber  defences 
against  the  waves  lie  strewn  about  in  a  brown  litter  of  tangled  seaweed  and 
fallen  cliff.  .  .  .  The  tide  has  risen  ;  the  boats  are  dancing  on  the  bubbling 
water  ;  the  colliers  are  afloat  again  ;  the  white  bordered  waves  rush  in.  .  .  . 


x 


JAjXufU^->i^^ 


Broaiis/airs. 


The  radiant  sails  are  gliding  past  the  shore  and  shining  on  the  far  horizon  ; 
all  the  sea  is  sparkling,  heaving,  swelling  up  with  life  and  beauty  this  bright 
morning. " 

Broadstairs  is  said  to  have  had  its  name  from  the  broad  way 
down  to  the  shore,  once  defended  by  a  strong  gate  and  port- 
cullis, but  it  is  also  said  to  have  been  anciently  Bradstow.  Inland 
is  the  pleasant  village  of  St.  Peters'  with  its  stories  of  smugglers, 
and  underground  hiding-places,  and  southwards  we  come  over 
the  open  down  to  Ramsgate,  occupying  the  south-eastern  corner 
of  Thanet.  The  ancient  British  name  of  Thanet,  we  are  told,  was 
Ruim,  and  hence  Ramsgate,  which  suggests  that  in  this  tripper 

1    2 


n6  AN  ANCIENT  CUSTOM  chap. 

paradise  we  have,  perhaps,  the  first  settled  place  on  the  one-time 
island.  Here,  again,  we  are  in  a  populous  pleasure  place 
familiar  to  many  thousands  of  visitors.  In  the  time  of  Eliza- 
beth there  were  but  five-and-twenty  houses,  but  to-day  it  almost 
rivals  Canterbury  in  size,  having  developed  very  rapidly  in  the 
eighteenth  and  nineteenth  centuries,  especially  since  the  im- 
proved service  by  rail  and  sea  placed  the  sands  and  bracing  air 
of  this  easternmost  part  of  Kent  within  easy  reach  of  London. 

The  ancient  Christmas  custom  of  "  hodening,"  here,  the 
carrying  round  of  the  head  of  a  dead  horse,  by  a  bell-ringing 
and  carol  singing  company,  was  supposed  to  be  the  survival 
of  a  festival  commemorating  the  landing  of  the  Saxons  under 
Hengist  and  Horsa,  the  head  presumably  being  an  example 
of  the  pun  made  obvious.  The  term  hodening  or  hoodening 
is  still  used  in  some  parts  of  the  isle  to  denote  Christinas  Eve 
carol-singing.  A  Thanet  clergyman,  thirty  years  ago,  noted  the 
old  custom  thus  :  "  I  made  enquiry  of  an  old  retired  farmer  in 
my  parish  (Monkton)  as  to  the  custom  called  Hoodning.  He 
tells  me  that  formerly  the  farmer  used  to  send  annually  round 
the  neighbourhood  the  best  horse  under  the  charge  of  the 
wagoner,  and  that  afterwards,  instead,  a  man  used  to  represent 
the  horse,  being  supplied  with  a  tail,  and  with  a  wooden 
(pronounced  ooden  or  hooden)  figure  of  a  horse's  head,  and 
plenty  of  horse-hair  for  a  mane.  The  horse's  head  was  fitted 
with  hobnails  for  teeth  ;  the  mouth  being  made  to  open  by 
means  of  a  string,  and  in  closing  made  a  loud  crack.  The 
custom  has  long  since  ceased." 

From  Ramsgate  we  look  south-westward  over  Pegwell  Bay, 
where,  through  the  silted-up  sand,  the  Stour,  after  innumerable 
twistings  during  the  finish  of  its  course,  finds  its  way  to  the 
sea.  Pegwell  itself — famous  for  its  shrimps — forms  now  but 
a  western  extension  of  Ramsgate.  At  the  back  of  it  is 
Ozengell  Hill,  the  highest  point  in  Thanet,  and  one  affording 
a  magnificent  view,  with  the  village  of  Manston  on  its  western 
slope.  The  railway  is  cut  through  the  southern  side  of  this 
hill,  and  when  it  was  made  a  number  of  Saxon  graves,  dating 
from  the  fifth  and  sixth  centuries,  were  found  in  the  chalk,  and 
also  some  Roman  graves,  showing  that  the  two  races  lived  here 
simultaneously.  Keeping  inland  from  the  Bay  we  approach, 
with  a  wide  view  over  the  marshes  of  the  Stour  valley,  a  place 
crowded  with  memories,  if  the  conjectures  of  the  historians  be 


v  THE  MAKING  OF  ENGLAND  117 

correct.      Here,   along  this    southernmost  part  of  the  Isle  of 
Thanet,  we    come   to  Ebbsfleet — the  point  at  which  Hengist 
and    Horsa  are    said    to    have    landed    with    their    Saxons    in 
a.o.  449,  five  centuries  after  Caesar  had  landed  with  his  legion- 
aries a  few  miles  further  to   the  south,  the  point  at  which,  as 
John  Richard  Green  has  put  it,  "English  history  begins."    And 
not  only  the  Saxons,  but  here  also,  in  597,  landed  after  their 
long   journey    from    Rome    the    tall   Augustine   and   his  forty 
monks.      Pleasant   marsh-meadows  dotted  with   trees  and  fed 
over  by  innumerable  sheep,  a  few  scattered  cottages  with  the 
distant  sea,  the  line  of  Ramsgate's  chalk  cliffs,  and  nearer  and 
whiter  the  low  buildings  of  a  coastguard  station  by  the  sea-wall 
beyond  the  reclaimed  meadows  with,  a  little  inland  off  the  road, 
a  farm  in  which  the  name  still  survives— such  is  Ebbsfleet  ;  a 
place  over  which  the  mind  may  ponder,  but  which  has  nothing 
to  show  the  eye  directly  associated  with  the  memorable  past. 
However,  as  Green,  the  first  of  picturesque  historians,  puts  it,  "a 
higher  sense  than  that  of  beauty  draws  us  to  the  landing-place 
of  our   fathers."     Even  the   country  immediately  surrounding 
must  have  changed  greatly  since  the  coming  of  Augustine,  for 
centuries  later  the  sea  covered  much  of  these  marshes  so  that 
ships  bound  for  the  estuary  of  the  Thames  passed  over  them 
and  up  between  Thanet  and  the  mainland  to  the  open  water 
again,  while  ships  of  some  size  could  go  up  the  now  narrow  Stour 
to  Fordwich,  if  not  to  Canterbury  itself.     Doubts  have  been 
thrown  on  the  statement   that  Hengist  and  Horsa  landed  at 
this  place,  but,  as  Green  has  pointed  out,  everything  in  the 
character  of  the  ground  confirms  the  tradition  which  fixes  this 
spot   at   Ebbsfleet.     The  Jutes  who  came  in   three    "keels" 
under   the   leaders  whose    names    are    ever    twinned   in   our 
memory,  would  be  wise  in  landing  on  Thanet,  divided  as  it 
was  by  the  inlet  of  the  sea  from  the  mainland,  for,  securing  the 
island   they  had,   in  modern  military   language,  a    safer   base 
from  which  to  conduct  their  campaign  than  they  might  have 
found  on  the  mainland  of  Kent,  for  though  they  came  first  as 
allies  to  aid  in  driving  off  the  Picts,  they  soon  came  in  such 
numbers  that  they  may  well  have  been  looking  forward  to  the 
quarrel   with  those  who   had  invoked   their  aid  which  was  to 
help  them  to  a  permanent  footing. 

The  Jutes  had  been  in  the  country  for  nearly  a  century  and 
a  half,  had  made  of  the  country  England,  when  the   second 


nS  PUN-MADE  HISTORY  chap. 

notable  landing  took  place,  and  the  missionary  Augustine  came 
to  win  the  country  for  the  religion  of  Christ.  The  coming  of 
Augustine  was — the  story  is  summarised  in  all  the  history  books 
—the  result  of  Gregory,  then  Deacon,  and  afterwards  Bishop  of 
Rome,  seeing  English  slaves  offered  for  sale  in  the  Roman 
market-place,  and  having  an  opportunity  of  happy  pun- 
making.  "From  what  country  do  these  slaves  come?" 
Gregory  asked.  The  slave  dealer  answered,  "  They  are 
Angles."  "  Not  Angles  but  Angels,  with  faces  so  angel-like," 
said  the  Deacon,  adding,  "  From  what  country  do  they  come  ?  " 
"They  come,"  was  the  reply,  "from  Deira."  "  De  ira,  ay, 
plucked  from  God's  ire  and  called  to  Christ's  mercy,"  com- 
mented Gregory,  "  and  what  is  the  name  of  their  king  ? " 
"  Aella,"  said  the  slave  merchant ;  and  again  Gregory  found  it 
a  word  of  good  omen,  "Alleluia  shall  be  sung  in  Aella's  land," 
he  said.  It  was  more  than  ten  years  after  Aella's  death  that 
Gregory's  promise  was  fulfilled,  and  he  as  Bishop  sent 
Augustine  to  the  land  of  the  Angles  with  interpreters  from 
Gaul.  Ethelbert,  then  King,  was  married  to  Bertha,  a  Christian 
Princess  from  Gaul,  and  he  gave  the  missionary  monks  a 
hearing,  in  the  open  air  it  is  recorded  for  fear  of  magic.  The 
place  of  meeting,  where  Augustine  preached  his  first  sermon, 
is  supposed  to  have  been  on  the  chalk  downs,  above  what  is  now 
Minster — near,  perhaps,  to  the  place  where  later  Domneva's 
hind  was  to  mark  out  Minster's  limits.  The  King,  surrounded 
by  his  wild  soldiers,  sat  on  the  bare  ground,  and  in  front 
was  the  devoted  band  of  monks  dominated  by  Augustine,  "  a 
man  of  almost  gigantic  stature,  head  and  shoulders  taller  than 
anyone  else,"  with,  as  their  insignia,  a  silver  cross  and  large 
board,  on  which  was  painted  a  figure  of  Christ.  Augustine 
preached  and  Gaulish  interpreters  translated  for  the  benefit  of 
the  English,  but  Ethelbert,  though  no  doubt  partly  prepared 
for  the  new  faith  by  his  wife  and  her  attendant  bishop,  was 
not  immediately  converted.  He  gave  the  new  comers  per- 
mission to  exercise  their  religion  in  his  town  of  Canterbury, 
and  later,  on  his  conversion,  gave  them  his  palace  there,  and 
removed  to  Reculver. 

It  is  the  Jutish  chieftains,  Hengist  and  Horsa,  and  the 
Christian  missionary,  Augustine,  who  are  chiefly  remembered 
when  we  visit  this  quiet  stretch  of  marshland  meadows  between 
the  modern  gaiety  of   Ramsgate  and   the  ancient    dignity  of 


v  A  MIRACULOUS  STONE  119 

Sandwich.  In  old  days,  when  Christianity  ruled  mainly 
through  the  personalities  of  the  saints,  a  well-remembered 
celebrity  was  St.  Mildred — at  Westgate  there  is  St.  Mildred's 
Bay,  at  Acol  the  little  church  is  dedicated  to  St.  Mildred — a 
woman  "  endued  with  such  God-like  vertue,"  as  the  old  chronicler 
declares,  that  she  lay  "in  a  hot  oven  three  hours  together" 
without  suffering  any  inconvenience,  and  one  whose  name  was 
remembered,  as  we  have  seen,  in  St.  Mildred's  Lynch,  and  who 
left  more  than  her  name  at  Ebbsfleet,  for  a  stone  was  long 
since  pointed  out  as  that  on  which  she  had  placed  her  foot  at 
landing,  and  this  stone  was  said  to  have  the  power,  if  ever 
removed  from  its  site,  of  miraculously  flying  back  to  its  place. 
It  was-  also  sometimes  said  to  be  the  stone  on  which  St. 
Augustine  set  his  foot.  But  the  stone  has  long  passed  into 
mere  tradition.  When  the  Saints  went  out  of  favour  in  England 
then  miracles  ceased — as  though  by  a  further  miracle. 

From  Ebbsfleet  a  straight  road  goes  to  Sandwich,  with 
the  Stour  running  south  past  Richborough  on  the  right,  and 
running  north  on  the  left,  for  the  road  passes  up  a  great  loop 
which  the  river  takes  before  turning  north  by  Sandwich,  to  take 
its  final  convolutions  before  reaching  Pegwell  Bay.  Here  was 
the  old  Roman  Stonar,  and  here  was  salt-making  carried  on, 
where  now  are  made  the  concrete  blocks  lor  use  in  the  great 
naval  harbour  at  Dover.  Before  crossing  the  Stour  again  into 
Kent  proper,  we  may  turn  to  the  right  off  the  Ramsgate  and 
Sandwich  road,  just  beyond  the  coastguard  station,  and,  passing 
Ebbsfleet  Farm  on  our  left,  go  over  the  level  crossing — with  a 
most  ingenious  stile  for  the  passage  of  bicycles — and  by  shady 
roads  and  a  hop-field — there  are  but  few  of  the  typical  Kentish 
bines  in  Thanet — reach  the  scattered  village  of  Minster,  once  a 
famous  ecclesiastical  centre,  now  a  place  to  which  Ramsgate 
and  Margate  holiday-makers  journey  in  brakes  for  an  afternoon's 
jaunt.  Not  that  there  is  much  to  be  seen  there,  beyond  the  fine 
old  church,  the  trumpery  spire  of  which,  surmounting  a  square 
tower,  is  a  familiar  landmark.  The  church,  which  is  happily 
one  of  those  left  open  daily  for  the  inspection  of  visitors,  has  a 
number  of  flat  Roman  bricks  in  its  tower,  and  though  much 
restored  has  many  features  of  interest.  Here  Meric  Casaubon, 
the  scholar-son  of  a  great  scholar,  held  the  living  for  a  time. 
On  his  ejection,  in  1644,  he  had  a  notorious  successor  in 
Richard  Culmer,  the  divine  who  broke  the  glass  of  Canterbury 


120  "BLUESKIN  DICK"  CHAP. 

Cathedral.  His  new  parishioners  greatly  resented  Culmer's 
appointment,  and  when  he  went  to  read  himself  in  they  had 
locked  the  church  door  and  hidden  the  key.  Culmer  broke  a 
window,  and  got  in  thus.  After  the  ceremony  the  irate  Minster 
folk  opened  the  door,  dragged  him  out,  and  beat  him  unmerci- 
fully, jeering  at  him  as  a  thief  and  a  robber.  On  his  seeking  a 
parish  servant,  he  was  refused  any  girl  who  wras  not  illegitimate. 
He  broke  the  stained  glass  of  the  church,  and  looking  on  the 
wooden  and  iron  crosses  which  surmounted  the  spire  as 
"  monuments  of  superstition  and  idolatry,"  he  himself,  by 
moonlight,  fixed  ladders  for  a  couple  of  workmen  to  remove 
the  symbols.  His  parishioners  pointed  out  that  he  was  only 
doing  his  work  by  halves,  as  the  church  itself  wras  built  in  the 
form  of  a  cross,  and  he  himself  was  the  greatest  cross  in  the 
parish.  So  bitter  was  the  struggle  against  "  Blueskin  Dick  " — 
so  named  because  he  wore  a  blue  gown,  having  an  objection 
to  black — that  the  parishioners  spent  ^300  in  trying  to  get 
him  removed  ;  they  even  offered  him  the  income  of  the  living 
for  life,  and  to  pay  for  another  minister  themselves,  if  he  would 
go  away,  but  he  refused,  and  remained  until  the  Restoration. 
It  must  have  been  a  lively  sixteen  years  in  the  experience  of 
the  village  ! 

An  ancient  monastery  flourished  long  until  the  Danes  under 
Sweyn  destroyed  it  and  its  inmates,  when  the  body  of  its 
patroness,  St.  Mildred — which  had  escaped  destruction — was 
carried  off  to  St.  Augustine's  at  Canterbury.  The  story  runs 
that — even  as  the  stone  on  which  she  had  set  foot  at  Ebbsfleet 
— the  body  refused  to  be  removed  until  it  at  length  yielded  to 
the  prayers  of  the  Abbot  of  St.  Augustine,  who  made  off  with 
the  precious  relic  by  night  for  fear  of  the  opposition  of  the 
good  folks  of  the  island  which  had  so  long  been  St.  Mildred's 
particular  province.  In  this  instance  the  prized  relics  had  been 
given  to  St.  Augustine's  by  Knut,  the  son  of  that  very  Sweyn 
who  had  destroyed  Minster  and  burned  the  Abbess  and  her 
nuns  in  their  buildings  ;  but  it  is  curious  to  find  that  in  the 
days  when  miracles  were  wrought  by  the  remains  of  saints 
the  dignitaries  of  one  church  or  monastery  were  not  above 
purloining  relics  from  each  other's  keeping  ;  if  the  thing  could 
be  managed  it  not  only  brought  new  honour  to  the  enriched 
shrine  but  sometimes  meant  new  dignity  for  the  purloiner. 

It    is  only  in    tradition,   and   in    tradition   hidden   in    many 


PEACEFUL  MINSTER 


121 


Dooks  rather  than  revealed  on  the  tongues  of  men,  that 
Minster  now  suggests  anything  of  its  old-time  importance  :  of 
the  days  when  it  was  a  port  on  the  arm  of  the  sea  which  ran  up 
to  that  other  ancient  town,  of  which  but  the  twin  towers  stand 
at  Reculver  ;  of  the  days  when  Romans  and  Saxons  successively 
occupied  the  neighbourhood  ;  of  the  days  when  the  island  tc 
which  it  was  the  principal  gate  became  a  stronghold  of  the 
newly-come  religion  ;  or  of  the  days  when  the  Danes  descended, 
destroying  all  before  them.  Now,  Minster  is  a  quiet  little 
village,  with  occasional  bustle  at  its  railway  station — junction  of 


£^|VOV««OM.    1*t   ofe' 


Sarre   Wall. 


the  Ramsgate  and  Deal  lines— situated  with  a  wonderful  view 
over  the  marsh-land,  and  with  animation  in  its  narrow  streets 
and  about  its  church  when  the  brakes  drive  in  from  Ramsgate. 
Up  from  the  town,  past  the  high-perched  workhouse  and  its 
vis-a-vis  cemetery,  runs  the  road  over  St.  Mildred's  Lynch  and 
past  the  chalk  pit  of  gruesome  memories,  to  Birchington, 
through  broad  stretches  of  farm  crops  divided  by  lynches,  no 
longer  visible  when  the  crops  are  growing — for  it  is  still  partly 
true  of  Thanet  as  it  was  when  an  ancient  writer  described  the 
Isle  as  "  all  cornfields  and  very  little  enclosure."  Leftwards 
the  roads  lead  to  the  pleasant  village  of  Monkton,  and  so  to 
Sarre   and   out    of  Thanet.     Sarre,    as   the   westerly   gate   of 


122  THE  PHILOSOPHER'S  STONE  ch.  v 

Thanet,  was  at  one  time  a  place  of  some  importance.  To  the 
ford  here  came  the  monks  from  Canterbury  to  visit  their 
churches  and  estates  in  the  fertile  island,  and  here,  probably, 
crossed  many  of  those  pilgrims  from  the  Continent  who  had 
landed  at  Minster.  Now  Sarre  is  a  pleasant  village  of  old,  red- 
brick houses,  at  the  foot  of  the  rising  ground  of  Thanet,  with 
its  straight  road  or  "  wall  "  crossing  the  marsh-lands  to  the  next 
gradual  hill  rising  to  Upstreet  and  so  to  Canterbury.  Perhaps 
the  most  notable  things  about  the  village  to-day  are  the 
inscriptions  at  either  end,  French  fashion,  on  pieces  of  wood 
on  house-walls — on  the  east  "  Ville  de  Sarre,"  on  the  west 
"  Ville  of  Sarre  "  —and  the  fact  that  the  sojourner  here  can, 
within  two  or  three  miles,  enjoy  such  great  diversity  of  country 
as  is  to  be  had  in  the  cattle-dotted  marshes,  the  hedgeless 
fields  of  Thanet,  or  the  hilly  and  hedged  lanes  to  the  west  of 
the  marshes. 

At  some  unnamed  spot  in  Thanet  was  born  Thomas 
Charnock,  a  sixteenth  century  experimentalist,  who  had  the 
misfortune  to  be  pressed  for  a  soldier  when  he  was  within 
but  a  short  month  of  discovering  the  elusive  secret  of 
the  philosopher's  stone.  It  must  have  been  an  insult  added 
to  injury  to  have  to  fire  lead  that,  had  he  been  left  to  his 
peaceful  avocations,  might  have  been  converted  into  a  metal 
more  precious  ! 


CHAPTER  VI 

SANDWICH,    DEAL,    AND    THE    COODWINS 

Leaving  Thanet  near  the  point  where  its  oldest  associations 
are  clustered  about  the  quiet  neighbourhood  of  Ebbsfleet  Farm 
we  may  follow  the  main  road  along  the  narrow  peninsula 
which  the  Stour  convolutions  make  of  the  southern  portion  of 
the  isle  and  so  reach  Sandwich,  but  by  doing  so  we  should  miss 
a  place  which  was  of  importance  centuries  before  Ebbsfleet 
saw  the  landing  of  the  Christian  missionaries  or  the  Saxon 
ally-invaders.  Where  we  find  the  south-flowing  Stour  on  our 
right  and  the  north-flowing  Stour  on  our  left  we  are  in  the 
neighbourhood  of  some  of  the  most  interesting  ruins  which  our 
country  has  to  show,  ruins  which  have  yielded  up  treasures  to 
many  museums  and  about  which  volumes  have  been  written. 
The  old  remains  lie  half  a  mile  or  so  away  from  us  at  this  point 
to  our  right,  on  the  rising  ground  immediately  beyond  the  river 
and  the  railway,  here  running  parallel.  The  massy  walls 
remaining  are  mostly  hidden  from  railway  passengers  carried 
within  a  few  yards  of  them  and  may  not  seem  much  to  the 
uninitiated,  but  they  represent  one  of  the  great  strongholds  built 
along  the  Saxon  shore  by  the  Romans,  and  not  only  that  but 
they  form  the  most  extensive  remains  of  the  Roman  occupation 
of  England  which  the  country  has  to  show.  The  ruins  are  all 
there  is  now  of  the  important  Roman  station  of  Rutupiaa. 
From  that  station,  guarding  the  southern  entrance  to  the 
channel  which  cuts  off  the  Isle  of  Thanet  from  the  mainland, 
was  visible  the  station  of  Reculbium   at   the   northern   end. 


124  THE  COUNT  OF  THE  SAXON  SHORE  chap. 

Rutupise,  nearer  to  the  coast  of  the  Continent  and  guarding  the 
shore  between  Thanet  and  the  high  chalk  cliffs  to  the  south 
was  the  more  important.  Its  story,  as  rendered  up  to 
excavators  and  archaeologists  is  written  at  length  in  the  trans- 
actions of  the  Archceologia  Cantiana,  and  in  Roach  Smith's 
earlier  volume  dealing  with  old  Roman  stations  in  Kent 
and  other  works.  Here  have  been  recovered  many  ancient 
relics  and  an  extraordinarily  large  number  of  coins  throwing 
much  light  on  the  Roman  rule,  which  have  taken  their 
places  in  various  museums.  Of  such  coins  there  is  practic- 
ally a  sequence  illustrating  the  whole  period  of  the  Roman 
occupation. 

Some  massive  ruined  walls  as  much  as  thirty  feet  high, 
rising  from  cultivated  fields  on  an  eminence  on  the  right 
bank  of  the  Stour,  are  all  that  the  visitor  sees.  It  needs 
the  knowledge  of  the  past,  the  realisation  of  the  change  which 
has  been  occasioned  by  the  retiring  of  the  sea,  to  form  any 
idea  of  the  time  when  these  walls  formed  but  portions  of  a 
great  frontier  fortress,  when  the  Roman  triremes  were  brought 
close  to  the  place  and  when  the  oysters  taken  in  the  immediate 
neighbourhood  were  delicacies  for  the  Roman  epicure.  Then 
the  hill  on  which  the  ruins  now  stand  overlooked  the  waters  of 
the  sea  where  now  it  looks  eastward  to  sandy  flats  and  westward 
to  the  diversified  marshland  of  Ash  Level.  Within  the  massive 
walls  of  Richborough  it  is  probable  lived  the  Count  of  the 
Saxon  Shore — the  "  Comes  Limitis  Saxonici  per  Britanniam  " 
— whose  duty  it  was  to  see  after  the  safeguarding  of  the  coast 
from  the  Wash  to  Southampton.  Though  primarily  a  fortress 
there  can  be  little  doubt  that  there  was  an  ancient  town  at 
Rutupiae,  for  not  only  was  the  site  one  of  great  military 
strength,  but  near  to  the  immediate  south  we  may  trace  the 
amphitheatre  in  which  the  legionaries  of  the  Count  of  the 
Saxon  Shore  probably  indulged  in  their  games. 

More  than  half  a  century  ago,  a  Deal  versifier,  by  name 
G.  R.  Carter — perhaps  a  relative  of  the  eighteenth  century 
Elizabeth  Carter — -wrote  several  sonnets  to  Richborough  Castle, 
one  of  which  may  be  cited  as  an  example  of  local  talent  though 
its  closing  couplet  is  somewhat  suggestive  of  the  art  of  sinking 
in  poetry. 

"Throned  on  the  bosom  of  a  sunny  hill. 

Behold  the  wreck  of  Rome's  imperial  sway  ! 


vi  STREETS  OF  CORN  125 

The  ivy  to  its  walls  is  clinging  still, 

A  gloomy  mourner  o'er  its  latest  day  ; 

But  sweetest  summer-birds  attune  their  lay 
Around  the  Stour  that  flows  beneath  its  brow, 

And  flowers  are  kissed  to  slumber  by  the  ray 
Which  tints  the  clouds  with  crimson  glory  now;' 
And  consecrated  are  the  dreamless  brave 

O'er  whom  this  castle  lifts  its  mouldering  pride, 
Their  dirge  seems  uttered  by  the  rippling  wave, 

Their  requiem  by  the  plaintive  winds  is  sighed. 
Oh  !  thus,  when  death  relieves  me  from  my  cares, 
I  fain  would  have  a  tomb  sublime  as  theirs." 

Possibly  the  first  stronghold  erected  by  the  Romans  in 
England,  Richborough,  was  a  place  of  importance  during  the 
four  hundred  years  of  their  stay  and  remains  one  of  the  most 
eloquent  witnesses  to  a  distant  and  interesting  past  An  old 
writer  describing  the  site  of  the  Roman  city  said  that  time 
had  devoured  every  trace  of  it  "  and  to  teach  us  that  cities  are 
as  perishable  as  men,  it  is  now  a  cornfield,  when  the  corn  is 
grown  up,  one  may  see  traces  of  the  streets  intersecting  each 
other,  for  wherever  the  streets  have  run,  the  corn  grows  thin." 
I  cannot  substantiate  the  pretty  story,  not  having  been  able  to 
recognise  any  such  thin  lines  through  the  flourishing  crops. 
Wide  stretches  of  peas,  potatoes  and  corn  reach  almost  to  the 
walls  on  three  sides,  while  on  the  fourth  the  steep  bank  masked 
by  many  trees  dips  down  to  the  level  marsh.  A  stout  fencing 
has  been  erected  where  the  wall  has  crumbled — or  been  taken 
away  for  road  making.  On  payment  of  a  small  fee  permission 
may  be  had  to  enter  the  great  enclosure  where  sheep  are 
pastured,  to  visit  the  strange  subterranean  way,  and  to  examine 
the  great  walls  twelve  feet  thick,  so  stoutly  built  of  flint  and 
stone  with  courses  of  red  tile  that  when  some  of  the  materials 
were  being  removed  the  vandals  responsible  found  it  too 
strong  for  working.  These  grand  ruins  can  be  visited  by 
field-paths  from  Ash  or  Sandwich,  or  from  the  hamlet  of  Salt 
Pans  on  the  Ramsgate  Road  where  a  ferry  takes  us  across  the 
Stour  and  following  the  marsh  dykes  brings  us  to  the  level 
crossing  on  the  railway  and  to  the  path  leading  up  the  steeper 
side  of  the  height  on  which  the  ruins  stand.  The  last  is 
perhaps  the  most  impressive  approach. 

Sandwich,  quaint  old  Cinque  Port  of  tortuous  streets  and 
ancient  houses,  suggestive  by  its  very  name  of  a  dim,  historic 
past,  and  of  modern  golf  links,  lies  on  the  right  bank  of  the 


126 


OLD  TIME  TOLLS 


CHAP. 


Stour  at  its  extreme  southerly  bend.  As  we  approach  it, 
the  town,  dominated  by  the  curiously  topped  tower  of  St. 
Peter's   Church,    has   the    look    of  a  foreign    city.     Over    the 


**&&m. 


^S-i^rLoT-t-^o 


The  Barbican,  Sandwich. 


J* 


river  is  a  toll  bridge  and  a  quaint  (restored)  barbican  spans  the 
road,  upon  the  wall  of  it  being  set  out  an  elaborate  scale  of 
tolls,  providing  for  payment  from  drivers  of  "  Berlin  chaises," 
"chairs,"  and   "calashes."     As  the  scale  is  dated   1905  these 


vi  A  TORTUOUS  TOWN  127 

vehicles  of  the  past  seem  to  belong  to  the  present.  Long  gone 
are  the  days  when  Swift  penned  his  warning  to  writers — 

"  Beware  of  Latin,  authors  all 
Nor  think  your  verses  sterling, 
Though  with  a  golden  pen  you  scrawl, 
And  scribble  in  a  berlin." 

Now  the  author  passes  untolled  on  a  bicycle,  wondering 
whether  the  tollman  would  be  able  to  differentiate  a  calash 
from  a  berlin.  Motors  are  ignored  on  the  scale,  ranking 
presumably  as  "  locomotives." 

North,  Sandwich  looks  over  the  flats  by  ancient  Stonar  and 
more  ancient  Richborough  to  Ebbsfleet  and  Thanet ;  east  it 
looks  over  sandy  levels  to  where  the  retreating  sea  has  gone, 
and  all  about  these  level  river  and  shore  meadows  is  now 
played  the  royal  and  ancient  game  of  golf.  On  approaching 
Sandwich  as  we  are  now  doing  from  the  north  the  way  in  which 
all  sorts  and  conditions  of  people  play  the  great  game  is  at 
once  made  strikingly  manifest.  Girls  not  yet  in  their  'teens 
are  playing  here ;  there  is  a  burly  drayman — it  is  the  dinner 
hour — refreshing  himself,  with  his  leathern  apron  tucked  up 
cornerwise  to  show  he  is  off  duty,  handling  his  iron  with 
vigour  and  precision.  We  might  be  in  the  town  of  St. 
Andrews,  patron  saint  of  golf,  by  the  way  in  which  all  ages 
and  all  classes  follow  the  game.  Out  towards  the  sea  are  the 
more  notable  links.  Probably  few  of  those  who  come  hither 
to  indulge  in  the  game  are  aware  that  in  the  sand  dunes 
between  here  and  Deal  it  was  anciently  the  pleasant  custom 
to  bury  thieves  alive.  Women  criminals  were  drowned  in  the 
Guestling  stream.  The  Cinque  Ports  had  their  own  courts 
and  were  allowed  seemingly  to  devise  their  own  methods  of 
punishing  offenders. 

It  is  said  to  be  a  good  test  of  a  man's  bump  of  locality  if 
once  having  visited  Sandwich  he  can  find  his  way  through  it — 
say  from  the  Canterbury  to  the  Deal  roads — without  making  a 
misturning.  The  thing  has  been  done.  Dotted  about  the  town 
are  old  houses  of  Tudor  and  earlier  times,  while  a  portion  of 
worked  flint  wall — level  as  bricks — where  the  old  guildhall 
once  stood  shows  the  wonderful  way  in  which  some  earlier 
craftsmen  did  their  work.     Bits  of  carved  decoration  and  old 


128  THE  OLD  WITHIN  THE  NEW  chap. 

doorways  and  windows  are  to  be  seen  in  many  of  the  streets, 
while  some  plain  and  unsuggestive  exteriors  hide  olden  and 
interesting  bits.  A  one-time  wayside  inn  (now  dislicensed) 
has  a  fine  stone  arched  room  like  a  bit  of  an  old  crypt,  and 
here  tradition  tells  was  one  of  the  sleeping  places  for  pilgrims 
bound  for  Canterbury.  (The  curious  who  go  upstairs  will  find 
such  a  contrast  between  the  now  and  then  as  may  shock  them.) 
On  one  of  the  pillars  is  a  rudely  incised  shield  with  marks  that 
might  be  meant  for  two  crescents  and  a  cross. 

The  chief  "  lion  "  of  Sandwich  is  its  plain,  modern  Guildhall 
the  outside  of  which  scarcely  suggests  that  the  inside  is  well 
worth  a  visit.  Here  is  to  be  seen  the  ancient  woodwork  from 
the  older  town  hall,  and  here  the  visitor  has  an  object-lesson  in 
the  legal  phrase  "  empanelling  "  a  jury,  for  the  removal  of  a 
panel  reveals  the  jury  box  literally  set  in  the  wall.  In  the  upper 
rooms  are  portraits  of  civic  worthies  and  a  very  interesting 
series  of  pictures  illustrating  a  great  seventeenth  century  sea- 
fight  between  the  Dutch  and  English,  probably  that  of  1666, 
referred  to  in  the  preceding  chapter.  These  pictures  were 
only  discovered  in  a  house  in  the  town  in  1839.  Other 
old  pictures  recovered  at  the  same  time  show  the  entrance 
of  a  Stuart  King  and  his  Queen  into  Sandwich.  On  the 
beams  are  pikes  which  were  of  old  carried  before  the 
judges  at  the  time  of  the  Assizes,  reminding  us  of  the  fasces 
used  in  external  decoration  here  and  at  the  Canterbury  Court 
House.  Now  Sandwich  has  fallen  from  something  of  its  old 
estate,  and  the  Assizes  are  no  longer  held  there,  though  it  is  the 
seat  of  a  Petty  Sessions.  It  was  here  early  in  April — it  should 
have  been  on  the  first  of  that  month — in  1845  on  a  man  wno 
had  been  tried  for  some  offence  being  found  not  guilty ; 
the  jury  in  its  wisdom  added  a  recommendation  to  mercy  ! 
Sandwich,  raised  but  a  few  feet  from  the  surrounding  level,  was 
at  one  time  walled  partly  with  stone  and  partly  with  high  banks 
of  earth — as  Gravelines  on  the  French  coast  is  to-day.  Now 
these  old  defences  are  formed  into  pleasant  promenades. 
Once  the  most  famous  port  in  the  kingdom,  then  for  a  time 
the  seat  of  baize  manufacture  and  market  gardening,  thanks  to 
the  influx  of  Flemish  folk  in  Elizabeth's  time,  the  town  had 
fallen  into  a  condition  of  neglect  and  is  said  only  to  have 
"  wakened  up "  during  the  past  quarter  of  a  century  or  so 
since  the  great  golf  revival.     Market  gardening  is  still  carried 


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129 


on  and  the  name  Polders,  or  Poulders,  applied  to  the 
country  lying  between  here  and  Woodnesborough,  is  a  survival 
of  a  Dutch  word  brought  in  in  the  sixteenth  century,  while 
other  names  of  persons  and  places  found  in  the  district — 
Felderland,  Flemings,  etc. — are  doubtless  traceable  to  the 
same  influence. 

It  was  at  Sandwich  that  there  dwelt,  according  to  the 
pleasant  old  ballad,  "  A  beautiful  lady  whose  name  it 
was  Ruth "  who  was  beloved  by  a  young  seaman  of  Dover. 
The  lady's  parents  would  have  nothing  to  do  with  the  sailor  and 
locked  the  fair  Ruth  away  from  him,  until  at  length  in  despair  he 
went  off  to  Spain  that  his  love  might  once  more  be  given  her 
freedom.     In  Spain  a  lovely  lady 

"with  jewels  untold, 
Besides  in  possession  a  million  of  gold," 

fell  in  love  with  and  married  him.  Ruth  ran  away  from  home 
to  follow  her  lover  to  Spain — only  to  meet  him  with  his 
gorgeous  wife  "  in  Cadiz  as  she  walked  along  the  street."  Ruth 
decided  to  remain  in  his  neighbourhood  and  opportunely  the 
wife  died  and  the  reunited  lovers  returned  to  her  forgiving 
parents.  It  is  a  whole  romantic  novel  in  a  couple  of  hundred 
lines,  at  the  close  the  seemingly  humble  mariner  inviting  Ruth's 
parents — still  sorrowing  over  her  disappearance — to  his  wedding, 
when  they  find  in  the  bride  their  long  lost  daughter  ! 

"'Dear  parents,'  said  she,   '  many  hazards  I  run, 
To  fetch  home  my  love  and  your  dutiful  son ; 
Receive  him  with  joy,  for  'tis  very  well  known, 
He  seeks  not  your  wealth,  he's  enough  of  his  own.' 

Her  father  replied,  and  he  merrily  smiled, 

'  He's  brought  home  enough,  as  he's  brought  home  my  child ; 

A  thousand  times  welcome  you  are  I  declare, 

Whose  presence  disperses  both  sorrow  and  care. ' ' 

Sentimental  visitors  to  the  old  Cinque  Port  may  well  spare  a 
thought  for  the  true  lovers  who  went  through  so  much— but 
had  their  way  in  the  end  in  despite  of  parental  opposition, 
while  readers  of  modern  novels  may  find  amusement  in  seeing 
how  old  is  the  convention  which  dictates  the  removal  of  a 
husband  or  wife  who  is  de  trop  so  as  to  round  off  a  story  with 
a  happy  ending. 

K 


13° 


VILLAGES  AND  HILLS 


CHAP. 


Inland  from  Sandwich  lie  many  clustering  villages  but  a 
mile  or  two  apart,  approached  by  roads  and  lanes  largely 
through  unfenced  fields,  most  of  them  having  much  to  interest 
the  student  of  history  as  it  is  written  in  the  parish  churches 
and  their  monuments,  with  rich  hints  of  Saxon  and  Roman 
times.  One  of  the  most  interesting  is  the  nearest,  Woodnes- 
borough,  with  its  suggestion  of  Saxon  origin  in  its  name. 
Here  was  a  colony  of  the  Flemish  baizemakers,  of  whom  we 
are  reminded  by  the  appearance  of  several  of  the  old  red- 
brick houses  and  cottages.  Woodnesborough,  set  upon  a  little 
hill  with  pleasant  outlook  over  the  marsh  to  Ramsgate,  is  a 


11  'oodiicsborous  h. 


village  amid  cherry  orchards,  hopfields  and  gardens.  Here  we 
reach  the  ground  that,  varied  with  hill  and  hollow,  rises 
gradually  to  the  Barham  Downs.  Ash  to  the  north-west  on 
the  Canterbury  road,  or  Staple-next-Wingham  to  the  west, 
Chillenden — which  gave  one  of  its  most  notable  priors  to 
Canterbury  Cathedral — to  the  south-west,  may  be  taken  on 
the  byways  to  the  Downs  and  so  into  the  country  referred  to  in 
the  Canterbury  district,  or  a  pleasant  rising  road  from  Chill- 
enden may  be  followed  round  Knowlton  Park  and  thence  by 
an  open  road  with  extensive  views  to  the  straggling  village  of 
Eastry,  a  couple  of  miles  south  of  Woodnesborough  on  an  old 
Roman  road  that  ran  from  here  to   Dover.     At  Eastry  King 


vi  BEAUTIFUL  ROADS  131 

Ethelbert  had  a  palace,  and  here  it  is  said  that  King  Egbert 
had  his  cousins  murdered  and  buried  under  his  throne  as  the 
least  likely  place  in  which  the  bodies  should  be  discovered. 
The  palace  at  Eastry  was  frequently  visited  by  Thomas  a. 
Becket,  and  here  he  hid  on  the  eve  of  his  flight  to  the 
continent,  before  the  reconciliation  which  led  to  his  return  and 
the  great  tragedy  of  Canterbury.  With  little  to  show  beyond  some 
old  cottages  made  more  attractive  by  the  near  neighbourhood 
of  certain  newer  ones,  Eastry  is  pleasantly  situated  on  a  hill. 
To  the  south  on  the  next  hill  is  Betteshanger  with  its  beautiful 
park  set  amid  beautiful  country.  Once  a  week  the  park  is  thrown 
open  to  visitors,  but  at  all  times  the  roads  alongside  afford  many 
glimpses  of  lovely  woodland  and  turf.  The  roads,  indeed,  are 
like  drives  through  a  park,  bordered  as  they  are  with  great 
variety  of  trees  and  shrubs  and  sloping  banks  grown  thickly 
with  Rose  of  Sharon — long  stretches  of  greenery  thickly  starred 
with  gold  in  flowering  time.  From  Little  Betteshanger  windmill 
is  to  be  seen  a  magnificent  view  backwards  to  Thanet  and  east- 
wards over  Deal  to  the  sea :  all  round  us  are  wide  stretching 
fields  of  corn,  of  peas,  of  beans  and  of  the  sainfoin  which 
gives  to  so  many  of  our  summer  scenes  in  East  Kent  a  touch  of 
unaccustomed  colour,  the  red  patches  showing  markedly  among 
the  varied  greens  and  contrasting  strongly  with  picturesque 
patches  of  yellow  where  the  persistent  charlock  has  defied  the 
farmer.  The  open  roads  wind  up  and  down  hill,  southerly  to 
join  the  Dover  road  and  easterly  to  Deal  and  the  sea,  with  the 
squat  church  tower  of  Northbourne  village,  from  which  the 
lordly  owner  of  Betteshanger  takes  his  title — showing  prettily 
grouped  in  trees.  South-west  of  us  is  the  retired  village  of 
Tilmanstone  near  the  pleasant  Dover  to  Sandwich  Road, 
passing  further  to  the  west  than  the  old  Roman  way  which 
takes  a  straighter  course  at  more  unequal  heights  by  Studdal, 
or  Studdle,  for  the  signposts  offer  diversity  of  spelling. 
Coming  shorewards  by  Northbourne,  we  reach  Mongeham  and 
Sholden,  which  run  together  and  on  into  Deal  with  but  little 
interval. 

Deal  to-day  is  a  curious  mixture  of  the  old  and  the  new,  of 
the  fisherman's  and  sailor's  town  devoted  to  the  sea,  and  of  the 
holiday  resort  depending  upon  the  attractions  of  the  shore ;  for 
there  are  many  people  like  the  young  man  in  the  comedy,  who 
only  "  dote  upon  the  sea — from  the  beach."     When  the  Stour 

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132 


DEAL  TO-DAY  AND  YESTERDAY 


CHAT. 


channel  silted  up  and  the  old  Roman  Rutupias  became  no 
longer  of  service  as  a  port,  Sandwich  rose  into  prominence, 
then  when  the  sea  retreated  further  to  the  east,  to  Deal  fell 
much  of  that  sea  business  for  which  Sandwich  had  become 
unfitted.  When  Thomas  a  Becket  returned  from  exile,  when 
Richard  of  the  Lion  Heart  came  home  from  Palestine,  they 
landed  at  Sandwich,  but  when  Anne  of  Cleves  came  to  wed 
with  Henry  VIIL,  when  Queen  Adelaide  first  came  to  England, 
it  was  at  Deal  they  landed.  Perhaps  in  some  distant  century 
Deal  will  have  become  an  inland  town  and  its  place  be  taken 
by  some  as  yet  undreamed-of  town  on  the  Goodwins.     Mean- 


Deal. 


while,  however,  the  Deal  of  the  holiday  maker  enjoys  a 
pleasantly  diversified  life  along  its  sea  front,  old,  or  Upper 
Deal,  being  left  stranded  inland.  Originally  a  "  limb  "  of  the 
neighbouring  Cinque  Port  of  Sandwich,  Deal  duly  succeeded 
to  much  of  the  maritime  importance  of  the  older  place  and  to 
that  has  now  added  the  attractions  of  a  pleasant  front,  a  good 
beach  and  one  of  the  most  interesting  of  outlooks  over  the 
water,  for  the  attraction  of  holiday  making  visitors. 

It  was  somewhere  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Deal  that  Caesar 
brought  his  troops  from  the  French  coast  in  the  year  55  B.C. 
when  the  bellicose  attitude  of  the  islanders  on  the  heights 
above  Dover  made  him  seek  a  landing-place  less  favourable 


VI 


OESAR  AT  DEAL 


133 


to  the  defenders.  This  place  was — the  story  is  told  at  length 
by  Napoleon  III.  in  his  History  of  Julius  Cccsar  and  by  the 
Rev.  Frances  T.  Vine  in  his  Ccesar  in  Kent — somewhere 
between  the  ending  ol  the  chalk  cliffs  at  Walmer  and  the  mouth 
of  the  Stour.  Caesar's  own  description  of  his  landing-place 
is  shown  to  tally  with  Deal  and  according  to  Camden,  writing 
in  1586,  there  anciently  hung  in  the  Castle  of  Dover  a  chart 
showing  that  the  Roman  leader  did  land  at  Deal  and  later 
defeated  the  Britons  on  Barham  Down.  Even  in  Camden's  time 
that  chart  was  only  known  by  a  transcription  and  tradition  so 
that  it  may  well  be  accepted  as  evidence  honorable  on  account 


High  Street,   Deal. 

of  its  age,  while  for  the  archaeologist  there  is  to  be  found 
further  evidence  in  the  earth  all  round  the  neighbourhood. 

"  And  lofty  Dele's  proud  towers  are  shown 
Where  Caesar's  trophies  grace  the  town," 

said  Camden,  Englishing  Leland,  and  though  the  "  trophies  " 
are  not  obvious  to  the  visitor  now  they  will  be  found  in  plenty 
by  the  student.  In  the  Commentaries  it  is  recorded  how 
stubborn  a  fight  the  barbarians,  possessing  all  the  advantages  of 
knowing  where  the  shallows  were,  made  against  the  landing  of 
the  legionaries,  driving  their  armed  chariots  at  full  speed  into 
the  water,  and  hurling  stones  and  arrows  at  the  foe.  A 
standard-bearer  of  the  Tenth  Legion  seems  to  have  borne  a 


134  A  PERSISTENT  TRETENDER  chap. 

notable  part  in  changing  the  fortunes  of  the  day :  calling  upon 
the  gods  for  the  success  of  his  venture,  he  cried  out  "  leap 
down,  soldiers,  unless  you  wish  to  betray  the  eagle  to  the 
enemy  ;  I,  at  any  rate,  shall  have  performed  my  duty  to  the 
state  and  my  general."  With  this  he  jumped  into  the  water, 
bearing  the  eagle  standard  towards  the  enemy.  His  fellows  at 
once  plunged  after  him,  though  they  had  long  hesitated  as  it 
had  not  been  possible  to  bring  the  vessels  close  in  shore. 
Other  deeds  of  heroism  are  recorded,  and  before  sundown  the 
invader  had  won  his  footing  on  the  land  and  driven  the 
natives  to  the  shelter  of  the  woods  and  hills  to  the  West. 
Later  came  the  Roman  advance,  the  capture  of  the  Barham 
ridge,  and  further  defeats  of  the  Britons — driven  ever  west- 
wards. 

It  is  difficult  to-day,  standing  on  the  front  and  watching  a 
crowd  of  sun-burned  children  gazing  with  rapt  attention  at  a 
Punch  and  Judy  show,  to  realise  the  old  days  when  Deal,  as  a 
town,  was  not ;  when  extensive  woodlands  came  probably 
far  nearer  to  the  coast ;  to  realise  those  days,  nearly 
twenty  centuries  ago,  when  Rome,  as  though  prophetically, 
reached  out  after  this  small  island  destined  to  an  empire 
greater  than  her  own.  We  must  investigate  the  sand-hills — 
supposed  to  be  artificially  formed — to  the  north,  pursue  our 
investigations  north  to  Richborough,  and  south  to  Dover, 
before  we  can  grasp  anything  like  an  idea,  both  of  the  landing 
of  those  troops  from  Europe's  further  extreme,  and  of  the 
manner  in  which  the}'  made  their  way  through  the  country  and 
consolidated  their  power.  Many  centuries  later  Deal  saw  the 
reductio  ad  absurdum  of  invasion  when,  in  1495,  that  persistent 
pretender,  Perkin  Warbeck,  made  one  of  his  ineffectual  descents 
on  the  coast  as  "  Richard  IV."  The  men  of  Deal  and  Sandwich 
sufficed  to  beat  off  the  invader,  inflicting  on  him  heavy  losses 
in  slain  and  prisoners. 

In  the  "good  old  days  "  —in  time  as  in  space,  "'tis  distance 
lends  enchantment  to  the  view,"  and  if  we  may  believe  our 
elders,  "  man  never  is  but  always  has  been  blessed  "  —in  those 
days  which  are,  by  courtesy,  called  good,  the  whole  of  the  coast 
along  here  was  famous  as  a  smuggling  resort,  and  Deal  was  a 
particularly  notorious  centre.  We  have  seen  that  the  Thanet 
folk  were  ready  to  do  a  bit  of  smuggling  when  occasion  offered, 
but   from    Deal,  all   round   the  coast   until  our   Kentish  story 


vi  THE  GOOD  OLD  DAYS 


135 


merges  in  that  of  Sussex,  the  coast  has  its  traditions  of 
smugglers  and  their  cuteness  in  running  their  wares  inland ;  of 
their  bravery  in  fighting  the  preventive  officers  ;  of  the  way  in 
which  gentry  and  squires,  aye,  and  even  those  who  dwelt  within 
the  shadow  of  the  old  church  towers,  profited  by  the  illicit 
transactions  of  those  who  spent  their  lives  in  support  of  the 
saying  that  stolen  fruit  are  sweetest  (and  most  profitable). 
The  old  Admiralty  House,  little  more  than  a  hundred  years 
ago,  is  said  to  have  had  a  room  where,  within  a  few  feet  of  the 
seat  of  authority,  smuggled  goods  were  housed,  and  here  it  is  said 
on  one  occasion  the  wife  of  the  chief  official  kept  a  wounded 
smuggler  perdu  until  he  was  nursed  back  to  a  state  of  health 
in  which  he  could  make  good  his  escape.  There  is  a  curious 
kink  in  the  nature  of  a  large  number  of  people  by  which  they 
glory  in  doing  mild  illegalities — evading  the  income-tax  which 
they  themselves  have  imposed  through  their  representatives  ;  in 
smuggling  small  things  from  abroad  that  they  may  have  them 
the  cheaper,  or  in  buying  things  that  someone  else  has  smuggled 
for  the  same  reason.  In  the  palmy  days  of  smuggling  those 
who  ran  the  risks  of  running  a  cargo  generally  did  so  as  much 
to  the  benefit  of  ostensibly  law-abiding  receivers  of  smuggled 
goods  as  to  their  own.  The  old  point  of  view  was  taken  down 
a  few  years  ago  from  a  Deal  man  of  eighty-eight :  "  Good 
times  them,  when  a  brave  man  might  smuggle  honest.  Ah  ! 
them  were  grand  times  ;  when  a  man  didn't  go  a-stealin'  wi'  his 
gloves  on,  an'  weren't  afraid  to  die  for  his  principles."  His 
"  principles,"  of  course,  being  those  of  the  folk  who  found  how 
profitable  Free  Trade  was  in  Protectionist  days.  The  "  cut- 
throat town  of  Deal,"  as  a  seventeenth-century  lady  who  could 
have  but  unhappy  memories  of  the  place  wrote,  has  long  ceased 
to  be  a  smugglers'  centre.  But  though  traditions  of  the 
smuggling  days  are  to  be  picked  up  now  and  again,  it  is  mostly 
in  the  pages  of  the  writers  of  eighteenth-century  fiction  that 
those  days  are  made  to  live. 

One  smuggling  story  may  be  given  from  that  storehouse  of 
local  lore  The  Kentish  Garland. 

"  During  the  French  War  an  eminent  banking  firm  of  Hebraic  origin 
carried  on  a  flourishing  connexion  between  the  rival  interests  of  France  and 
England  :  needless  to  state  that  each  belligerent  was  totally  unaware  of  the 
services  rendered  to  the  opposing  nation.  A  large  swift  vessel,  propelled  by 
sails  and  tht  oars  of  hardy  Deal  boatmen,  carried  to  the  former  country 


136  THE  BANKER  "DONE"  chap. 

despatches  from  the  English  Government  for  their  French  spies,  and  to  the 
French  Government  a  cargo  of  English  guineas,  which  at  that  time  fetched 
thirty  shillings  ;  and  having  safely  disposed  of  this  freight,  the  ship  was 
laden  in  return  with  silk,  brandy,  lace,  and  tobacco,  also  letters  from  the 
spies  :  the  latter  were  duly  delivered  to  our  authorities,  and  the  former  dis- 
posed of  in  and  out  of  our  county  at  a  considerable  profit.  The  captain 
was  much  trusted  by  his  employers,  and  on  one  voyage  he  was  informed  his 
cargo  was  the  largest  he  had  carried — from  ten  to  thirty  thousand  guineas. 
The  head  of  the  honourable  firm  anxiously  awaited  the  return  of  his  faithful 
servant,  who  appeared  with  a  very  rueful  countenance,  and  informed  him 
that,  being  chased  by  a  government  vessel,  and  fearful  of  being  overhauled, 
they  had  cut  the  throats  of  the  bags,  and  the  yellow-boys  were  at  the  bottom 
of  the  sea!  The  banker  raved,  and  demanded  the  spot  where  the  cata- 
strophe had  occurred  ;  the  information  rather  reluctantly  given,  specified  a 
spot  close  to  the  French  coast,  and  the  honest  Hebrew,  instinctively  feeling 
that  he  had  been  '  done,'  communicated  with  his  French  agents.  Divers 
descended  and  brought  backs  the  bags,  not,  however,  with  their  throats  cut, 
but  intact,  save  that,  in  place  of  their  original  contents,  a  stone  was  in  each 
of  them  !  All  parties  being  engaged  in  an  illegal  transaction  the  only 
revenge  the  banker  could  take  was  by  dismissing  the  captain  from  his 
employment,  who  laughed  in  his  face,  when  he  literally  danced  and  swore 
with  rage.  The  crew,  who  shared  in  their  chiefs  disgrace,  seemed  rather 
'  flush '  of  money  for  some  time,  while  the  captain  first  bought  a  piece  of 
ground  and  built  himself  a  house  ;  in  a  short  time  he  got  a  few  more 
houses,  land  followed,  and  ....  in  the  second  generation  his  descendants 
were  squires,  and  parsons,  and  justices  of  the  peace." 

At  the  north  end  of  what  is  now  the  Marina — for  Deal  is 
stretching  out  to  the  sand-hills  on  the  north  and  to  Walmer 
on  the  south — used  to  stand  Sandown  Castle,  one  of  the  series 
built  along  the  coast  in  the  time  of  Henry  VIII.,  when  the 
condition  of  affairs  on  the  Continent  was  such  as  to  bring  in- 
vasion of  England  within  the  range  of  probabilities.  Sandown, 
now  a  thing  of  the  past,  is  mainly  memorable  as  having  been 
the  final  scene  of  incarceration  and  of  the  death  of  Colonel 
John  Hutchinson,  that  one  of  the  heroic  band  of  regicides 
who  lives  immortal  in  the  biography  written  by  his  wife. 
Hutchinson's  principal  achievement  was  his  stubborn  defence  of 
Nottingham  against  the  Royalists.  Though  he  had  made 
submission  to  the  restored  Charles  II.  he  was  soon  imprisoned 
on  a  specious  pretext  and  about  four  months  before  his.  death 
(Sept.  ii,  1664)  was  removed  to  the  ruinous  and  unhealthy 
castle  on  this  shore.  Lucy  Hutchinson,  who  had  sought  per- 
mission unavailingly  to  share  her  husband's  imprisonment,  took 
lodgings  in  "  the  cut-throat  town  of  Deal,"  as  she  stigmatised  it, 
and  had  to  walk  daily  to  and  from  the  castle,  but  she  was 


vi  A  FEMALE  CRICHTON  137 

away  at  the  Nottinghamshire  home  when  he  died,  leaving  as 
his  last  message  to  the  wife  who  had  shared  his  fortunes  :  "  Let 
her,  as  she  is  above  other  women,  show  herself  in  this  occasion 
a  gooil  Christian,  and  above  the  pitch  of  ordinal)'  women.'' 
Of  the  biblical  monument  which  she  raised  to  her  husband's 
memory — not  published  until  nearly  a  century  and  a  half 
after  his  death — Green  neatly  says  "the  figure  of  Colonel 
Hutchinson  stands  out  from  his  wife's  canvas  with  the  grace 
and  tenderness  of  a  portrait  by  Van  Dyck." 

Hutchinson  had  something  of  the  taste  of  the  virtuoso  and 
we  learn  from  bis  wife  that  while  imprisoned  here  at  Sandown, 
"  When  no  other  diversions  were  left  him  he  diverted  himself 
with  sorting  and  shadowing  cockle-shells,  which  his  wife  and 
his  daughter  gathered  for  him,  with  as  much  delight  as  he  used 
to  take  in  the  richest  agates  and  onyxes  he  could  compass, 
with  the  most  artificial  engravings."  There  is  something 
pathetic  in  the  man  of  action  in  the  prime  of  life — Hutchinson 
was  not  fifty  at  his  death — thus  having  to  occupy  himself  with 
the  childish  occupation  of  sorting  shells. 

At  Deal  was  born  in  1 71 7  Elizabeth  Carter,  a  notable  worthy 
in  eighteenth  century  literary  circles,  a  lady  who  did  two 
remarkable  things  in  that  she  gained  commendation  of  her 
learning  from  Samuel  Johnson  and  in  that  she  made  a  sum  of 
one  thousand  pounds  through  a  translation  of  Epictetus.  By 
extraordinary  perseverance  she  is  said  to  have  mastered  Latin, 
Greek,  Hebrew,  French,  Italian,  Spanish,  German,  Portuguese 
and  Arabic,  and  besides  such  linguistic  attainments  "  she  took 
a  great  interest  in  astronomy,  ancient  and  modern  history,  and 
ancient  geography,  played  both  the  spinnet  and  German  flute, 
and  worked  with  her  needle  to  the  last  days  of  her  life  "  !  That 
Mrs.  Carter — the  eighteenth  century  gave  the  courtesy  title  to 
spinsters  of  mature  years — was  no  mere  blue-stocking  we  learn 
from  a  famous  remark  of  Johnson's  :  "  My  old  friend  Mrs.  Carter 
could  make  a  pudding  as  well  as  translate  Epictetus  from  the 
Greek  and  work  a  handkerchief  as  well  as  compose  a  poem/' 
The  greater  part  of  the  good  lady's  long  life  was  spent  in  her 
native  town — with  excursions  to  London  and  the  Continent — 
but  her  house  has  long  since  gone.  Though  she  died  in  her 
eighty-ninth  year  while  on  a  visit  to  London  and  was  buried 
there,  a  monument  was  duly  erected  to  her  memory  in  Deal 
Chapel,  of  which  her  father  had  been  perpetual  curate. 


138  ,: THAT  FATAL  TOWN"  chap. 

A  mile  south  of  Sandown,  but  well  within  the  town,  is  Deal 
Castle  itself,  another  of  the  Tudor  defences,  which  have  been 
described  as  glorified  blockhouses,  and  one  still  in  use  as  a 
residence,  set  in  a  hollow  near  the  shore  and  looking  now 
rather  like  a  superior  piece  of  castle  building  erected  by  some 
giant  children  at  play  and  left  untouched  by  any  tide  but  that 
of  time,  than  a  place  for  preventing  the  landing  of  an  enemy. 
Deal  Castle  lacks  the  associations  of  the  passed  Sandown  or  of 
its  neighbour  at  Walmer,  another  survivor  from  the  times  of 
Tudor  panic  or  prevention  policy. 

When  some  two  centuries  ago  a  great  storm  swept  the  coun- 
try and  did  more  damage  than  the  great  fire  of  London  of  a  few 
years  earlier,  the  townspeople  of  Deal  gained  an  unenviable 
notoriety.  Hundreds  of  shipwrecked  mariners — a  thousand 
according  to  Defoe — had  reached  the  temporary  safety  of  the 
Goodwin  Sands  but  the  Deal  boatmen  would  not  put  off  to 
their  rescue,  contenting  themselves  with  gathering  from  the 
waters  floating  valuables  and  leaving  the  men  to  drown  with 
the  next  tide.  Well  might  Defoe,  the  historian  of  the  Great 
Storm,  write 

"  If  I  had  any  Satire  left  to  write, 
Could  I  with  suited  spleen  indite, 
My  verse  should  blast  that  fatal  town, 
And  drown'd  sailors'  widows  pull  it  down  ; 

No  footsteps  of  it  should  appear, 
And  ships  no  more  cast  anchor  there. 
The  barbarous  hated  name  of  Deal  shou'd  die, 

Or  be  a  term  of  infamy  ; 
And  till  that's  done,  the  town  will  stand 
A  just  reproach  to  all  the  land." 

The  charge  of  inhumanity  has  long  since  lost  any  point,  and 
the  men  of  Deal,  picturesque  loungers  about  the  old  capstans 
along  the  shore  as  they  seem  on  a  sunny  afternoon,  are  when 
roused  by  storm  ready  and  daring  in  their  efforts  to  succour 
unhappy  vessels  driven  on  the  Goodwins. 

"  Full  many  lives  he  saved  with  his  undaunted  crew, 

He  put  his  trust  in  Providence,  and  cared  not  how  it  blew." 

This  epitaph  on  a  Deal  worthy  might  be  applied  to  many  of 
his  fellows,  ever  ready  to  launch  their  boat  to  the  rescue  of 
those  in  peril  on  the  sea. 

Walmer  has  become  a  kind  of  southern  suburb  of  Deal,  and 


vi  WALMER  CASTLE  139 

Walmer  Castle,  partly  hidden  by  trees  and  climbing  ivy  so  that 
it  seems  a  massive  bower  of  greenery  fronting  the  sea,  is  a  few 
hundred  yards  from  the  shore  at  the  point  where  the  chalk  cliff 
runs  down  to  the  level  ground.  A  range  of  massive,  squat  build- 
ings, trimly  ivy-clad  to  the  tops  of  their  castellations  and  masked 
on  either  side  by  trees,  such  is  the  old  time  seat  of  the  Lord 
Warden  of  the  Cinque  Torts,  the  ornamental  representative  of 
that  Count  of  the  Saxon  Shore  on  whom  in  past  times  so 
much  depended.  Within  a  century  the  sinecure  office  of 
Lord  Warden  was  held  by  William  Pitt,  the  great  Duke  of 
Wellington,  W.  H.  Smith,  M.P.,  and  the  present  Lord  Curzon. 
Now  it  is  held  by  the  Prince  ol  Wales,  and  the  Castle  is  not 
occupied  but  has  become  a  show  place  where  may  be  seen 
many  things  recalling  to  memory  the  notable  Wardens,  and 
especially  those  most  notable  of  them  all,  William  Pitt  and  the 
great  Duke  of  Wellington.  It  was  while  Pitt  was  residing  at 
Walmer  Castle  in  1802  that  his  birthday  was  celebrated  by  a 
dinner  for  which  occasion  Canning  wrote  his  song  "  The  Pilot 
that  weathered  the  Storm."  In  the  following  year  the" pilot" 
was  accompanied  to  Walmer  by  his  niece  the  eccentric  Lady 
Hester  Stanhope,  and  it  was  perhaps  here  that  she  retorted  on 
one  of  the  minister's  supporters  who  had  made  an  unfortunate 
remark  upon  a  broken  spoon  being  on  the  table,  "  Have  you 
not  yet  discovered  that  Mr.  Pitt  sometimes  uses  very  slight  and 
weak  instruments  to  effect  his  ends  ?  "  It  was  only  during  the  last 
three  years  of  his  life  that  Lady  Hester  Stanhope  lived  with  her 
illustrious  uncle,  but  she  should  be  gratefully  remembered  by 
visitors  for  having  planned  the  gardens.  Pitt  himself  had  the 
protecting  plantation  of  beech  and  other  trees  formed,  while 
about  the  grounds  are  pointed  out  various  notable  individual 
trees— the  willow,  originally  a  branch  from  the  tree  by  Napo- 
leon's grave  in  St.  Helena,  the  lime  under  which  Napoleon's 
conqueror  was  wont  to  sit  in  the  evening  of  his  days,  an  acacia 
said  to  have  been  planted  by  Queen  Elizabeth  and  various 
others  with  similar  personal  association  with  departed  great- 
ness. 

Pitt  was  the  last  Warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports  on  whom  it 
fell  to  make  preparations  to  repel  a  possible  invader.  When 
the  massing  of  "Napoleon's  banners  at  Boulogne"  made 
it  appear  likely  that  the  long- continued  warfare  was  to  cross 
the  Channel  Pitt  organised  and  reviewed  a  large  body  of  volun- 


140 


THE  GREAT  LORD  WARDEN  chap. 


teers  drawn  from  the  Cinque  Ports  and  their  "  limbs  "  and 
busied  himself  in  promoting"  works  of  coast  defence  generally  ; 
his  Martello  Towers  along  the  southern  part  of  our  county 
will  be  visited  later  on.  Here,  too,  when  Nelson's  fleet  lay 
in  the  Downs,  it  is  said  that  the  great  seaman  came  to  confer 
with  Pitt  in  a  room  that  is  one  of  those  pointed  out  as  marked 
by  historic  associations. 

Wellington  became  Lord  Warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports  in 
1829  and  frequently  resided  at  Walmer  Castle  thenceforward 
until  his  death  on  September  14,  1852.  The  great  soldier 
is  indeed  the  Warden  who  has  left  the  stamp  of  his  personality 
most  strongly  on  the  place,  who  is  best  remembered  in 
anecdote.  "  The  gaunt  figure  of  the  old  Field-Marshal "  had 
been  familiarised  by  over  twenty  years'  residence  when 

"  In  the  night,  unseen,  a  single  warrior, 

In  sombre  harness  mailed, 
Dreaded  of  man,  and  surnamed  the  Destroyer, 

The  rampart  wall  had  scaled. 
He  did  not  pause  to  parley  or  dissemble, 

But  smote  the  Warden  hoar  ; 
Ah  !  what  a  blow,  that  made  all  England  tremble, 

And  groan  from  shore  to  shore." 

Longfellow's  tribute  to  The  Lord  Warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports 
is  a  literary  failure  when  contrasted  with  Tennyson's  noble  Ode 
on  the  Death  of  the  Duke  of  Wellington,  one  stanza  at  least 
of  which  we  may  recall  when  visiting  the  place  with  which 
the  story  of  his  old  age  is  indissolubly  associated.  For  years 
he  had  been  here — most  appropriately  appointed  of  all  the  long 
line  of  Wardens — within  sight  of  the  country  of  that  sinister 
"  World- Victor  "  whom  he  had  conquered  : 

"Mourn,  for  to  us  he  seems  the  last, 
Remembering  all  his  greatness  in  the  Past, 
No  more  in  soldier  fashion  will  he  greet 
With  lifted  hand  the  gazer  in  the  street. 
O  friends,  our  chief  state-oracle  is  mute  : 
Mourn  for  the  man  of  long  enduring  blood, 
The  statesman-warrior,  moderate,  resolute, 
Whole  in  himself,  a  common  good. 
Mourn  for  the  man  of  amplest  influence, 
Vet  clearest  of  ambitious  crime, 
Our  greatest  yet  with  least  pretence, 
Great  in  council  and  great  in  war, 
Foremost  captain  of  his  time, 


VI 


THE  CHANGING  C0AS1 


141 


Rich  in  saving  common-sense, 

And,  as  the  greatest  only  are, 

In  his  simplicity  sublime. 

O  good  gray  head  which  all  men  knew, 

O  voice  from  which  their  omens  all  men  drew, 

O  iron  nerve  to  true  occasion  true, 

O  fall'n  at  length  that  tower  of  strength 

Which  stood  four-square  t<>  all  the  winds  that  blew  ! 

Such  was  he  whom  we  deplore. 

The  long  self-sacrifice  of  life  is  o'er. 

The  great  World-victor's  victor  will  be  seen  no  more." 


.„•. 


WJi 


i  ,V^^l^rv, 


St.  Margaret's  Bay. 


Inland  and  soutliwards  from  Walmer  the  chalk  cliffs  rise 
with  some  suddenness,  and  the  whole  aspect  of  the  shore  has 
changed  when  we  reach  the  small  village  of  Kingsdown,  partly 
built  upon  the  beach  and  partly  up  a  narrow  lane  through  the 
hills — steep  almost  as  the  main  street  of  Cornish  Clovelly. 
Beyond  Kingsdown  is  the  bold  precipitous  chalk  cliff  leading 
to  Hope  Point,  beyond  which  again  nestles  St.  Margaret's  Bay. 
From  the  chalk  heights  here  we  see  inland  the  rolling  hills, 
beautiful  with  corn,   and  northwards  the  whole  tract  of  low 


i42  THE  GREAT  STORM  chap. 

country  to  Thanet — the  tract  from  which  the  Roman  legions, 
the  Saxon  invaders,  and  then  the  Christian  missionaries  succes- 
sively found  their  way  into  the  country.  Seawards  we  are 
looking  across  the  Downs — the  Piccadilly  of  the  sea,  as  it  has 
not  very  happily  been  named — to  the  Goodwin  Sands  :  the 
Downs  famous  in  our  annals  as  a  naval  rendezvous,  the  Sands 
notorious  for  centuries  for  their  heavy  toll  of  wreckage  and  lost 

life. 

"  All  in  the  Downs  the  fleet  lay  moored  " 

sang  the  poet  who  told  of  the  romantic  attachment  of  Black- 
eyed  Susan  for  her  William,  and  this  roadstead  has  long  been 
famous  for  its  comparative  safety  in  time  of  storm,  the  force  of 
the  waters  being  broken  by  the  great  stretch  of  the  Goodwin 
Sands.  Roughly  speaking,  the  Downs  extend  from  the  North 
Foreland  in  Thanet  to  the  South  Foreland  in  the  neighbour- 
hood of  Dover,  and  afford  an  anchorage  extending  about  eight 
miles  by  six.  In  the  great  storm  of  November  26,  1703,  the 
shipping  in  the  Downs  suffered  terribly — as  might  be  gathered 
from  the  fact  already  recorded  of  the  barbarity  of  the  Deal  folk  at 
that  time.  The  great  south-western  gale  swept  men-of-war  and 
merchantmen  from  their  anchorage  on  to  the  Goodwins,  and 
the  loss  could  not  be  properly  computed.  According  to  Defoe 
thirteen  ships  of  the  Navy,  and  probably  nearly  two  thousand 
men,  were  among  the  lost.  The  following  letter,  "  coarse  and 
sailor-like,"  was  written  by  a  sailor  of  H.M.S.  Shrewsbury,  and 
suggests  something  of  the  horror  of  the  scene  : — 

Sir, — These  lines  I  hope  in  God  will  find  you  hi  good  health  ;  we  are  all 
left  here  in  a  dismal  condition,  expecting  every  moment  to  be  all  drowned  : 
for  here  is  a  great  storm,  and  is  very  likely  to  continue  ;  we  have  here  the 
real  admiral  of  the  blew  in  the  ship  call'd  the  Mary,  a  third  rate,  the  very 
next  ship  to  ours,  sunk,  with  Admiral  Beaumont,  and  above  500  men 
drowned  :  the  ship  call'd  the  Northumberland,  a  third  rate,  about  500  men 
all  sunk  and  drowned  :  the  ship  call'd  the  Sterling  Castle,  a  third  rate,  all 
sunk  and  drowned  above  500  souls  :  and  the  ship  call'd  the  Restoration,  a 
third  rate,  all  sunk  and  drowned  :  these  ships  were  all  close  by  us  which  I 
saw  ;  these  ships  fired  their  guns  all  night  and  day  long,  poor  souls,  for 
help,  but  the  storm  being  so  fierce  and  raging,  could  have  none  to  save 
them  :  the  ship  call'd  the  Shrewsberry,  that  we  are  in,  broke  two  anchors, 
and  did  run  mighty  fierce  backwards,  with  60  or  So  yards  of  the  sands,  and 
as  God  Almighty  would  have  it,  we  flung  our  sheet  anchor  down,  which 
is  the  biggest,  and  so  stopt  :  here  we  all  pray'd  to  God  to  forgive  us  our 
sins,  and  to  save  us,  or  else  to  receive  us  into  his  heavenly  kingdom. 
If  our   sheet  anchor    had  given    way,   we   had   been  all    drown'd  :    but    I 


VI  CRICKET  ON  THE  GOODWINS  143 

humbly  thank  God,  it  was  his  gracious  mercy  that  saved  us.  There's  one, 
Captain  Fanel's  ship,  three  hospital  ships,  all  split,  some  sunk,  and  most  of 
the  men  drown'd. 

There  are  above 40  merchant  ships  castaway  and  sunk  :  to  see  Admiral 
Beaumont,  that  was  next  us,  and  all  the-restof  his  men,  how  they  climbed 
up  the  main  mast,  hundreds  at  a  time  crying  out  for  help,  and  thinking  to 
save  their  lives  and  in  the  twinkling  of  an  eye,  were  drown'd  :  I  can  give 
you  no  account,  but  of  these  four  men-of-war  aforesaid,  which  I  saw  with 
my  own  eyes,  and  those  hospital  ships,  at  present,  by  reason  the  storm  hath 
drove  us  far  distant  from  one  another  :  Captain  Crow,  of  our  ship,  believes 
we  have  lost  several  more  ships  of  war,  by  reason  we  see  so  few  ;  we  lye 
here  in  great  danger,  and  waiting  for  a  north-easterly  wind  to  bring  us  to 
Portsmouth,  and  it  is  our  prayers  to  God  for  it  ;  for  we  know  not  how  soon 
this  storm  may  arise,  and  cut  us  all  off,  for  it  is  a  dismal  place  to  anchor  in. 
I  have  not  had  my  cloaths  off,  nor  a  wink  of  sleep  these  four  nights,  and 
have  got  my  death  with  cold  almost. 

Yours  to  command, 

Miles  Norcliffe. 

Fortunately  the  terrible  incident  stands  alone,  and  though 
there  have  been  many  wrecks  on  the  Goodwins  since,  and  many 
disastrous  storms,  there  has  been  nothing  nearly  so  calamitous 
to  record  as  the  great  storm  of  1703.  Most  of  us  visiting  this 
bit  of  the  coast  know  the  Downs  as  a  brilliant  strip  of  sea  with 
an  ever-passing  procession  of  shipping,  from  grey  war  vessels 
and  swift  ocean-going  liners  to  white  or  red  sailed  yachts  and 
brown-sailed  fishing  boats,  but  when  out  at  sea  the  stormy 
winds  do  blow,  and  much  shipping  has  sought  the  shelter  of 
the  Downs,  it  is  a  memorable  sight. 

On  the  Goodwins  at  low  tide  it  is  possible  to  land  on  parts  of 
the  long  extent  of  sands ;  indeed,  cricket  has  been  indulged  in 
on  them  by  some  zealous  folk ;  other  parts  are  quicksand,  in 
which,  it  is  said,  wrecked  vessels  rapidly  disappear.  It  has  been 
suggested  that  where  the  sands  now  extend  was  at  one  time  an 
island,  such  as  Thanet,  and  that  this  has  been  worn  away  by  the 
sea,  but  it  wrould  be  curious  if  at  the  same  time  that  the  sea  was 
retiring  from  the  Stour  Valley  it  should  have  been  eroding  the 
coast  so  markedly  in  the  immediate  neighbourhood.  The  legend 
associating  Tenterden  Steeple  with  the  swallowing  up  of  certain 
lands  of  Earl  Godwin,  and  thus  with  the  forming  of  the  God- 
win or  Goodwin  Sands  may  be  better  considered  at  the 
western  town.  An  old  tradition  declared  that  beneath  the 
waters  in  the  neighbourhood  of  the  sands  could  be  seen  remains 
of  Earl  Godwin's  castles  and  towns.     But  such  tradition  is  not 


144  THE  WATER  POET  CH.  VI 

uncommon    on    various    coasts ;    it    is    to    be    met    with   off 
Chichester,  in  the  neighbouring  county. 

The  quaint  old  versifier,  John  Taylor,  known  as  the  Water 
Poet,  who  had,  it  must  be  admitted,  but  a  pennyworth  of  poetry 
to  an  unconscionable  quantity  of  water,  made  A  Discovery  by  Sea 
from  London  to  Salisbury,  and  early  in  his  tremendous  voyage 
he  had  the  unpleasant  experience  of  grounding  on  the  Good- 
wins. A  single  shrimper,  however,  sufficed  to  do  the  work  of 
a  lifeboat  crew  : — 

"  Till  near  unto  the  haven  where  Sandwich  stands, 
We  were  enclosed  with  most  dangerous  sands  ; 
There  were  we  sous'd  and  slabber'd,  washed  and  dashed, 
And  gravel' d  that  it  made  us  half  abash'd  : 
We  look'd,  and  pry'd,  and  stared  round  about, 
From  our  apparent  perils  to  get  out ; 
For  with  a  staff  as  we  the  depth  did  sound, 
Four  miles  from  land,  we  almost  were  on  ground, 
At  last,  unlook'd  for,  on  our  larboard  side 
A  thing  turmoiling  in  the  sea  we  spy'd, 
Like  to  a  merman  :  wading  as  he  did, 
All  in  the  sea  his  nether  parts  were  hid, 
Whose  brawny  limbs,  and  rough,  neglected  beard, 
And  grim  aspect  made  half  of  us  afeard  ; 
And  as  he  unto  us  his  course  did  make, 
I  courage  took,  and  thus  to  him  I  spake  : 
'  Man,  monster,  fiend  or  fish,  whate'er  thou  be, 
That  travelest  here  in  Neptune's  monarchy, 
I  charge  thee  by  his  dreadful  three-tined  mace 
Thou  hurt  not  me  or  mine  in  any  case  ; 
And  if  thou  be'st  produced  of  mortal  kind, 
Show  us  the  course  how  we  some  way  may  find 
To  deeper  water  from  these  sands  so  shallow 
In  which  thou  seest  our  ship  thus  wash  and  wallow.' 
With  that,  he  (shrugging  up  his  shoulders  strong) 
Spake  (like  a  Christian)  in  the  Kentish  tongue. 
Quoth  he,  '  Kind  sir,  I  am  a  fisherman, 
Who  many  years  my  living  thus  have  won 
By  wading  in  these  sandy  troublous  waters 
For  shrimps,  whelks,  cockles,  and  such  useful  matters, 
And  I  will  lead  you  (with  a  course  I'll  keep) 
From  out  these  dangerous  shallows  to  the  deep.' 
Then  (by  the  nose)  along  he  led  our  boat, 
Till  (past  the  flats)  our  bark  did  bravely  float. 
Our  sea  horse,  that  had  drawn  us  thus  at  large 
I  gave  two  groats  unto,  and  did  discharge." 

Which  cannot  be  regarded  as  extravagant  salvage. 


CHAPTER    VII 

DOVER    AND    NEIGHBOURHOOD 

Following  our  coast  on  from  the  point  at  which  we  looked 
back  over  the  low  land  and  out  over  the  Downs  and  the 
Goodwin  Sands,  we  have  a  choice  of  routes.  At  low  tide  the 
venturesome  can  easily  get  round  Hope  Point  by  the  shore,  a 
way  I  have  not  tried  ;  pedestrians  who  prefer  grand  views  over 
land  and  sea  may  follow  the  cliff  roads  and  footpath  over  the 
short  turf  of  the  chalk  heights,  with  some  steep  climbing  well 
repaid  by  the  extensive  views,  by  the  beautiful  air  and  by  the 
ever-singing  larks,  which  accompany  us  unceasingly  all  round 
the  coast,  and  perhaps  by  a  glimpse  of  some  of  the  sea-birds 
that  make  their  home  here.  Cyclists  will  do  well  to  follow  the 
main  road  by  Ringwold,  and  from  the  neighbourhood  of  its 
church,  with  a  singular  minaret-shaped  turret,  to  look  back 
over  the  sloping  valley  to  the  sea.  From  Ringwold  there  is  a 
beautiful  footpath  over  the  Lynch  and  the  Free  Downs — about 
the  parish  rights  over  which  there  has  recently  been  some 
trouble — to  the  village  of  St.  Margaret's,  or  St.  Margaret's  at 
Cliff  as  it  is  sometimes  named.  If  the  main  road  is  followed— 
an  up  and  down  hill  course  through  a  well-wooded  tract — we 
turn  to  the  left  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Martin  Mill  to  reach 
the  most  retired  of  our  seaside  places. 

St.  Margaret's,  the  village  from  which  the  justly  celebrated 
little  bay  takes  its  name,  is  perched  high  on  the  downs  a 
mile  or  so  from  the  sea,  but  the  exploiting  of  the  beauties  of 
the  bay  will  perhaps  at  no  very  distant  date  link  the  two 
villages  together.  At  present  St.  Margaret's  is  the  'church 
town,'  as  they  say  in  Cornwall,  of  St.  Margaret's  Bay.     At  the 

L 


146 


ST.   MARGARET'S  VILLAGE 


CHAP. 


foot  of  the  hills,  on  a  scanty  plot  of  ground  is  a  group  of 
houses,  on  the  top  are  large  hotels  and  a  coastguard,  while  away 
over  the  swelling  uplands  are  to  be  seen — the  shadows  of 
corning  events — notices  as  to  eligible  building  sites,  markings 
as  of  roads  in  posse.  The  possible  St.  Margaret's  Bay  is, 
however,  a  thing  of  speculation,  and  probably  not  of  the  near 
future  ;  the  actual  St.  Margaret's  Bay  is  one  of  the  pleasantest 
and  most  retired  spots  on  our  coast,  over  two  miles  from  its 


Norman  Church,  St.  Margaret's. 


railway  station  at  Martin  Mill.  It  has  indeed  no  parallel  in 
Kent.  A  long  flight  of  broad,  shallow  steps,  a  wide  steep 
road  and  a  steeper  "  zig-zag  "  provide  means  of  getting  from  the 
height  to  the  shore  where  a  few  houses  and  cottages  clustered 
among  trees  nestle  in  almost  subtropical  warmth.  As  after 
coming  from  the  windswept  headland  of  Hartland  Point  we 
find  flowering  Clovelly  almost  too  warm,  so  coming  from  the 
windy  open,  chalk  downs  above  we  find  St.  Margaret's  in  a 


vil  ST.   MARGARET'S  BAY  147 

summer  heat.  The  precipitous  face  of  the  cliff  where  it  trends 
inward  to  form  the  small  bay  is  grown  with  many  trees  and 
shrubs  nearly  to  the  water,  giving  a  luxuriant  air  to  the  whole 
and  contrasting  strongly  with  the  bold  chalk  cliffs  standing, 
sheerly  precipitous,  at  either  horn  of  the  bay.  Cliff  paths 
in  either  direction  pass  up  over  the  short  turf  of  the  chalk  to 
Hope  Point  from  which  we  have  come,  or  to  the  South 
Foreland,  the  twin  light-houses  of  which  show  plainly  a  mile 
or  so  away.  Unspoiled  as  yet  it  bids  fair  to  become  popular 
with  those  who  seek  a  quiet  holiday  resort,  and  so  perhaps 
to  get  its  character  changed  by  the  very  enthusiasm  of  the 
people  who  like  it  as  it  is. 

The  South  Foreland  lighthouses  should  be  visited  not  only 
by  those  interested  in  those  twinkling  points  of  fire  by  which  the 
seaman  steers  his  course,  but  by  all  who  would  appreciate  the 
more  extended  view  which  is  to  be  had  from  them,  with  the 
endless  procession  of  shipping  passing  to  and  from  the 
Channel.  The  Foreland  cliffs  are  nearly  four  hundred  feet 
above  the  shore,  so  that  the  lights  are  seen  at  a  great  distance 
— nearly  thirty  miles,  it  is  said.  The  grand  cliff  footpath  walk 
which  may  be  followed  all  the  way  to  Dover  is  far  preferable 
to  the  road.  The  shore  route  is  not  to  be  recommended  unless 
to  those  who  like  a  spice  of  danger,  for  it  can  only  be  taken 
at  low  water  and  the  precipitous  cliffs  offer  no  footing  to  any- 
one who  should  be  caught  by  the  tide.  About  the  chalk  cliffs 
here  may  be  seen  any  number  of  gulls  and  guillemots,  and 
occasionally  rare  sea  birds  are  noted  in  the  neighbourhood. 

At  Dover,  the  door  or  key  of  England  according  to  the  con- 
fused similitudinising  of  one  of  the  translators  of  Matthew 
Paris,  we  are  in  a  place  of  mixed  memories,  a  place  which 
probably  fifty  people  pass  through  for  every  one  who  pauses 
there  sufficiently  long  to  know  much  about  it.  To  the  traveller 
journeying  to  or  from  the  Continent  Dover  is  but  a  place  for 
changing  from  train  to  steamer,  or  steamer  to  train,  and  it  will 
not  even  be  that  if  the  projectors  of  the  new  "  Ferry  "  have 
their  way,  for  then  railway  carriages  will  run  straight  on  board 
— it  will  be  but  a  pausing  place  while  changing  from  land  travel 
to  sea  faring.  To  such  travellers  Dover  is  just  a  town  of  call 
dominated  by  cliffside  barracks  and  a  castle,  a  town  scattered 
about  the  hollow  at  the  foot  of  the  hills  flanked  by  great  cliffs 
and  rounded  downs  on  either  side.     The  sojourner  in  Dover 

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148 


THE  DOOR  OF  ENGLAND 


CHAP. 


finds  that  it  is  something  more  than  that,  finds  that  it  is  at  once 
a  place  of  many  memories  worth  recalling  and  a  centre  from 
which  in  various  directions  interesting  journeys  may  be  made 
by  footpath,  road  or  rail.  It  was  to  Dover,  it  will  be  remem- 
bered, that  Mr.  Jarvis  Lorry  and  Miss  Manette  came  on  their 
way  to  meet  the  varied  experiences  which  are  set  forth  in 
the  Tale  of  Two  Cities,  and  Dover  was  the  place  at  which,  after 
his  long  tramp,  little  David  Copperfield  made  himself  known 
to  his  aunt.  It  is  to  Dover  that  a  large  proportion  of  travellers 
to  and  from  the  Continent  come  that  they  may  cross  the  inter- 
vening water  at  its  narrowest ;  it  was  Dover  that  was  the  port 
of  connection  with  Gaul  before  the  coming  of  the  Romans  ; 


"■• 


Dover. 

and  it  was  at  Dover  that  Caesar  would  have  landed  if  the 
Britons  had  permitted.  In  those  distant  days  the  sea  penetrated 
some  distance  inland  along  the  small  valley  of  the  stream,  the 
Dour,  from  which  the  town  takes  its  name  but  now  the  creek 
has  got  silted  up,  what  level  ground  there  is  having  been  utilised 
for  building  houses  and  docks.  Now  the  town  is  protected  by 
the  great  naval  harbour  works  still  in  construction.  Beyond 
Sandwich  we  might  have  seen  the  huge  concrete  blocks  made 
for  these  works,  each  single  block  the  size  of  the  railway  truck 
on  which  it  was  borne ;  as  many  miles  west  of  Dover  may  be 
observed  the  gathering  of  the  shingle  used  for  the  same  purpose. 
The  great  stretch  of  the  harbour  needs  to  be  looked  at  from 


VII 


"THICKSET  WITH  TOWERS" 


149 


above  for  the  proper  appreciation  of  the  magnitude  of  the  under- 
taking—from either  the  Castle  Hill  or  from  the  western  heights 
towards  Shakespeare's  Cliff.  From  any  of  these  bold  eminences, 
too,  we  have  a  fine  view  of  the  town,  and  a  glimpse  of  the 
French  coast  opposite. 

Most  sojourners  in  Dover  are  first  drawn  to  the  Castle,  as 
they  have  been  for  several  centuries,  for,  as  in  1597  the  young 
German  lawyer  named  Paul  Hentzner  wrote,  "  upon  a  hill,  or 
rather  rock,  which  on  its  right  side  is  almost  everywhere  a 
precipice,  a  very  extensive  castle  rises  to  a  surprising  height, 


SSjfk* 


Dover  Castle,    Town  ami  Harbour  from  the  Railway. 

in  size  like  a  little  city,  extremely  well  fortified,  and  thickset 
with  towers,  and  seems  to  threaten  the  sea  beneath."  Though 
the  Romans  had  an  important  station  here,  the  only  obvious 
link  with  them  is  in  the  pharos  still  standing  at  the  end  of  St. 
Mary's  Church  in  the  Castle  precincts — companion  to  one 
which  probably  stood  on  the  opposite  hill.  Of  the  Roman 
Castle  patient  archaeologists  are  hard  put  to  it  to  trace  out 
the  design,  but  in  the  existing  edifice  with  its  various  towers, 
its  underground  passages,  its  armouries  we  have  a  very  fine 
specimen  of  the  Norman  Castle,  with  however,  of  course, 
many  modifications  during  modern  times.    From   the    top  of 


150  DOVER  CASTLE  chap, 

the  Keep  we  may  get  yet  another  splendid  view,  embracing  a 
goodly  stretch  of  the  French  coast  as  well  as  of  the  British 
cliffs  to  the  north  and  west ;  may  see  the  coasts-linking 
steamers  reduced  to  toy  dimensions  in  perspective  cutting 
their  way  across  the  Channel,  and  the  trailing  smoke  of  other 
vessels  showing  where  the  narrow  seas  lead  onward  to  the 
ocean. 

From  the  earliest  times,  from  the  days  when  the  Romans 
erected  the  pharos  to  guide  their  vessels  to  the  nearest  point 
of  land  from  Gaul,  Dover  has  been  the  scene  of  momentous 
arrivals  and  departures  innumerable.  Here  for  many  centuries 
England  has  welcomed  the  coming  and  speeded  the  parting  guest. 
Sometimes  there  has  been  a  dramatic  touch  in  the  welcome, 
as  when  in  1416  the  good  Duke  Humphrey  of  Gloucester, 
warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports  and  constable  of  Dover  Castle, 
welcomed  the  Emperor  Sigismund.  According  to  the  story, 
he  rode  into  the  water  with  a  naked  sword  in  his  hand  and 
obtained  from  the  powerful  visitor  a  promise  that  if  permitted 
to  land  he  would  neither  exercise  nor  claim  any  jurisdiction  in 
England.  The  scene  is  illustrated,  with  other  incidents  in  the 
history  of  Dover,  in  the  windows  of  the  new  Town  Hall. 
The  reception  reminds  us  of  the  way  in  which  the  men  of 
Kent  dictated  their  terms  to  the  Conqueror.  Sometimes  there 
is  a  touch  of  humour  rather  than  of  purpose  about  the  stories 
told  of  these  royal  and  imperial  visits,  for  it  runs  that  when 
Queen  Elizabeth  came  to  Dover  the  worshipful  Mayor, 
standing    on    a    stool,    began   a   loyal   address    with    "  Most 

gracious  Queen,  welcome ':     He  was  allowed  to  proceed 

no  further  for  her  imperious  Majesty  unceremoniously  broke  in 
with  :  — 

"  Most  gracious  fool 
Get  off  that  stool." 

According  to  tradition  good  Queen  Bess  must  have  had  a 
Silas  Wegg-like  tendency  to  drop  into  poetry  on  the  slightest 
provocation  and  to  have  been  particularly  fond  of  dubbing  her 
loyal  lieges  fools — the  jingle  which  she  is  supposed  to  have 
improvised  on  visiting  Coventry  ends  in  the  same  tenour. 
Her  judgment  as  to  the  capacities  of  her  subjects  seems  to 
have  been  much  the  same  as  that  which  Carlyle  had  of  his 
contemporaries,  though  in  her  time  it  was  something  less  than 


vii  QUEEN  ELIZABETH'S  POCKET  PISTOL  151 

forty  millions  who  were  "  mostly  fools."  Another  traditional 
association  of  Queen  Elizabeth  is  to  be  had  where  in  the 
neighbourhood  of  the  Castle  the  visitor  is  shown  a  highly 
decorated  brass  cannon  twenty-three  feet  long  popularly  known 
as  "Queen  Elizabeth's  pocket  pistol."  The  gun,  really  a  present 
from  the  Emperor  Charles  V.  to  King  Henry  VIII.,  was  cast 
at  Utrecht  and  bears  the  inscription 

"  Breeck  sevret  al  mure  endewal 
Bin  ic  geheten 
Doer  Berch  en  dal  boert  minenbal 
Van  mi  gesmeten." 

which  has  been  Englished  : 

"O'er  hill  and  dale  I  throw  my  ball 
Breaker  my  name  of  mound  and  wall." 

Dover  has  had  to  suffer  in  olden  war-time  from  its  nearness 
to  the  Continent  ;  indeed,  according  to  Camden,  King  Arthur 
held  his  Court  in  the  Castle  here,  and  after  an  absence  in 
France  had  to  fight  the  usurping  Mordred  for  his  throne.  The 
tradition  is  sufficiently  strong  to  account  for  the  names  of 
Arthur  and  Guinevere  being  attached  to  rooms  and  towers  in 
the  Castle.  Hengist  and  Horsa  are  said  to  have  held  it, 
too,  at  one  time.  In  the  thirteenth  century  Dover  was 
the  scene  and  centre  of  much  fighting  :  when  King  John  did 
his  best  to  allow  his  country  to  lie  at  the  proud  foot  of  a 
conqueror,  the  Dauphin,  in  12 16,  with  the  aid  of  the  barons, 
tired  of  the  vacillations  of  their  king,  secured  the  whole 
of  Kent,  except  Dover,  only  to  be  told  by  his  father  that 
"  unless  he  had  taken  Dover  Castle,  he  had  not  gained  a  foot 
of  land  in  England."  Piqued,  as  we  may  believe  by  the  parental 
reproof,  the  Dauphin  returned  from  London  to  besiege  Dover. 
He  had  to  raise  the  siege  and  return  to  it  again  with  reinforce- 
ments from  France ;  but  Hubert  de  Burgh,  the  Constable,  met 
the  coming  fleet  and  won  a  notable  naval  victory  within  sight 
of  his  stubbornly  brave  garrison  at  the  Castle.  Towards  the 
close  of  the  same  century  Dover  was  more  than  once  ravaged 
by  the  French  at  a  time  when  the  Cinque  Ports'  fleet  was  away, 
and  later  the  King  established  a  mint  at  Dover  for  the  benefit 
of  the  ill-used  townspeople;  while  later  still,  to  hasten  the  return 


152 


THE  INVINCIBLE  ARMADA 


CHAP. 


of  their  prosperity,  it  was  enacted  that  all  merchants,  travellers 
and  pilgrims  bound  for  the  Continent  should  embark  at  the  port 
of  Dover  only. 

Four  centuries  later  watchers  on  the  cliff  about  Dover  might, 
have  seen  something  of  another  naval  engagement,  when  the 
Invincible  Armada  came  up  the  Channel,  followed  by  Drake 
and  his  sea-dogs.  "Never,"  says  Motley,  "since  England  was 
England,  had  such  a  sight  been  seen  as  now  revealed  itself  in 
those  narrow  straits  between  Dover  and  Calais.  Along  that 
low,  sandy  shore,  and  quite  within  the  range  of  the  Calais 
fortifications,  one  hundred  and  thirty  Spanish  ships—  the  greater 
number  of  them   the  largest  and   most  heavily-armed  in  the 


Ewell  from  Kearsnty  Station. 

world — lay  face  to  face,  and  scarcely  out  of  cannon-shot,  with 
one  hundred  and  fifty  English  sloops  and  frigates,  the  strongest 
and  swiftest  that  the  Island  could  furnish,  and  commanded  by 
men  whose  exploits  had  rung  through  the  world."  Of  the 
result  of  that  memorable  encounter  it  is  not  necessary  here  to 
speak,  but  it  is  well  that  Dover  should  remember  that  the  two 
great  fleets— the  one  to  be  destroyed,  the  other  to  triumph  in 
signal  fashion — were  drawn  up  in  battle  array  within  sight  of 
these  high  cliffs. 

In  the  town  itself  we  have  a  comfortable,  prosperous-looking 
place,  rich  in  story,  but  without  any  special  features  of  interest 


vii  THE  COMET  OF  A  SEASON  153 

to  show.  In  the  graveyard  of  the  old  St.  Martin's  Church  was 
buried  the  satiric  poet,  Charles  Churchill,  who  had  died  in 
Boulogne  at  the  early  age  of  thirty-three.  A  brave  line  from 
his  poem,  "  The  Candidate,"  served  as  his  epitaph  : — 

"Life  to  the  last  enjoyed,  here  Churchill  lies." 

The  whole  passage  may  be  taken  as  curiously  prophetic  of 
his  burial  in  a  place  through  which  so  many  thousand  persons, 
"  travel-bound,"  should  pass — 

"  Let  one  poor  sprig  of  Bay  around  my  head 

Bloom  whilst  I  live,  and  point  me  out  when  dead  ; 

Let  it  (may  Heav'n  indulgent  grant  that  pray'r) 

Be  planted  on  my  grave,  nor  wither  there  ; 

And  when,  on  travel  bound,  some  rhiming  guest 

Roams  thro'  the  Church-yard,  whilst  his  Dinner's  dress'd, 

Let  it  hold  up  this  Comment  to  his  eves  : 

Life  to  the  last  enjoy'd,  here  Churchill  lies ; 

Whilst  (O,  what  joy  that  pleasing  flatt'ry  gives) 

Reading  my  Works,  he  cries — here  Churchill  lives." 

Little  more  than  half  a  century  after  the  satirist  had  been 
buried  his  grave  was  visited  by  a  notable  "  rhiming  guest,"  a 
keener  satirist  and  a  far  greater  poet — Lord  Byron — who  wrote 
commemorative  lines  entitled  "  Churchill's  Grave ;  a  Fact 
Literally  Rendered  "  : — 

"  I  stood  beside  the  grave  of  him  who  blazed 

The  comet  of  a  season,  and  I  saw 
The  humblest  of  all  sepulchres,  and  gazed 

With  not  the  less  of  sorrow  and  of  awe 
On  that  neglected  turf  and  quiet  stone, 
With  name  no  clearer  than  the'names  unknown, 
Which  lay  unread  around  it  ;  and  I  ask'd 

The  Gardener  of  that  ground,  why  it  might  be 
That  for  this  plant  strangers  his  memory  task'd, 

Through  the  thick  deaths  of  half  a  centuiy  ? 


Thus  spoke  he, — '  I  believe  the  man  of  whom 
You  wot,  who  lies  in  this  selected  tomb, 
Was  a  most  famous  writer  in  his  day, 
And  therefore  travellers  step  from  out  their  way 
To  pay  him  honour, — and  myself  whate'er 

Your  honour  pleases  :  '  —  then  most  pleased  I  shook 
From  out  my  pocket's  avaricious  nook 


154  SHAKESPEARE'S  CLIFF  char 

Some  certain  coins  of  silver,  which  as  'twere 
Perforce  I  gave  this  man,  though  I  could  spare 
So  much  but  inconveniently  :  — Ye  smile, 
I  see  ye,  ye  profane  ones,  all  the  while, 
Because  my  homely  phrase  the  truth  would  tell. 
You  are  the  fools,  not  I — for  I  did  dwell 
With  a  deep  thought  and  with  a  soften'd  eye 
On  that  Old  Sexton's  natural  homily, 
In  which  there  was  Obscurity  and  Fame — 
The  Glory  and  the  Nothing  of  a  name." 

The  barracks,  batteries  and  military  works  with  which  many 
parts  of  the  heights  about  the  town  are  covered  and  honey- 
combed need  neither  detain  us  nor  move  us  to  the  con- 
temptuous indignation  of  a  Cobbett,  but  it  is  not  possible  to  be 
long  in  or  about  Dover  without  being  made  aware  that  it  is  a 
garrison  town. 

To  the  south-west  rises  a  height  which,  from  some 
unknown  date,  has  been  called  Shakespeare's  Cliff,  on  the 
assumption  that  it  is  the  "  horrible  steep  "  referred  to  in  that 
wonderful  scene  in  King  Lear,  in  which  the  blinded  Gloucester 
seeks  to  destroy  himself,  and  is  pathetically  deceived  by  his 
son  Edgar.  It  has  been  disputed  whether  the  cliff  to  which 
Shakespeare's  name  is  attached  was  ever  seen  by  him  and 
whether  the  description  applies  to  it,  but  the  disputation  is 
idle  in  that  Edgar  is  describing  a  precipice  as  seen  in  the 
mind's  eye  and  is  doing  so  with  intended  exaggeration.  From 
the  same  spot  a  few  minutes  later  he  pretends  to  be  gazing 
upwards — 

"  Look  up  a-height  ;  the  shrill-gorged  lark  so  far 
Cannot  be  seen  or  heard." 

The  scene  is  laid  in  "  fields  near  Dover,"  and  the  description  is 
sufficiently  near  to  satisfy  any  but  the  most  literal.  Whoever 
it  may  be  that  first  identified  this  cliff  with  Shakespeare's 
scene,  the  identification  has  appealed  to  popular  sentiment, 
and  Shakespeare's  Cliff  it  is  likely  to  remain  as  long  as  a 
Shakespeare-reading  civilization  endures.  It  is  a  steep  climb 
up  past  the  coastguard  station  to  the  "dread  summit  of  this 
chalky  bourn" — the  top  of  the  cliff  is  350  feet  above  the 
sea  level — and,  despite  the  quidnuncs,  most  devout  Shakes- 
peareans"1  will  wish  to  recall  the  opening  passage  of  the 
memorable  scene  : — 


VII 


A  GREAT  SCENE 


155 


Gloit.     When  shall  we  come  to  the  top  of  that  same  hill  ? 
Edg.      You  do  climb  up  it  now  :   look,  how  we  labour. 
Glou.     Methinks  the  ground  is  even. 
Edg.  Horrible  steep. 

Hark,  do  you  hear  the  sea  ? 
Glou.  No,  truly. 

Edg.      Why,  then  your  other  senses  grow  imperfect 

By  your  eyes'  anguish. 


t'ift 


._>*sr*^ 


Shakespeare's  Cliff. 


Glou. 


Edg. 

Glou. 
Edg. 


So  may  it  be,  indeed  : 
Methinks  thy  voice  is  alter'd,  and  thou  speak'st 
In  better  phrase  and  matter  than  thou  didst. 
You're  much  deceived  ;  in  nothing  am  I  changed 
But  in  my  garments. 

Methinks  you're  better  spoken. 
Come  on,  sir  ;  here's  the  place  :  stand  still.     How  fearful 
And  dizzy  'tis  to  cast  one's  eyes  so  low  ! 
The  crows  and  choughs  that  wing  the  midway  air 
Show  scarce  so  gross  as  beetles  :    half  way  down 
Hangs  one  that  gathers  samphire,  dreadful  trade  ! 
Methinks  he  seems  no  bigger  than  his  head  : 


156  THE  CHANNEL  TUNNEL  chap. 

The  fishermen  that  walk  upon  the  beach 

Appear  like  mice  ;  and  yond  tall  anchoring  bark 

Diminished  to  her  cock  ;  her  cock,  a  buoy 

Almost  too  small  for  sight  :  the  murmuring  surge 

That  on  the  unnumber'd  idle  pebbles  chafes 

Cannot  be  heard  so  high.     I'll  look  no  more, 

Lest  my  brain  turn  and  the  deficient  sight 

Topple  down  headlong. 
Glon.  Set  me  where  you  stand. 

Ed%.       Give  me  your  hand  :  you  are  now  within  a  foot 

Of  the  extreme  verge  :  for  all  beneath  the  moon 

Would  I  not  leap  upright. 
Glou.  Let  go  my  hand. 

Here,  friend,  's  another  purse  ;  in  it  a  jewel 

Well  worth  a  poor  man's  taking  :  fairies  and  gods 

Prosper  it  with  thee  !     Go  thou  further  off ; 

Bid  me  farewell,  and  let  me  hear  thee  going. 
Edg.      Now  fare  you  well,  good  sir. 
Glou.  With  all  my  heart. 

Edg.      Why  I  do  trifle  thus  with  his  despair 

Is  done  to  cure  it." 

The  cliff  which  Edgar  is  supposed  to  have  been  describing  has 
three  practical  interests  attaching  to  it  besides  its  sentimental 
association  with  the  name  of  Shakespeare — through  it  runs  a 
railway  tunnel  three-quarters  of  a  mile  long,  and  through  it 
(when  the  English  people,  as  a  gallant  Admiral  has  twitted  them, 
have  thrown  off  fear)  will  be  run  the  loop  tunnel  which  will  take 
trains  down  to  the  Channel  Tube  and  so  to  France.  Long 
talked  about,  often  delayed,  the  "Tunnel  "  seems  an  inevitable 
coming  event  as  soon  as  timid  opposition  shall  have  been  worn 
away,  and  as  at  present  designed  it  will  start  from  England  in 
a  great  loop  beneath  this  cliff  and  the  neighbouring  heights. 
The  third  utilitarian  interest  attaching  to  Shakespeare's  Cliff  is 
that  at  the  southern  end  of  the  present  tunnel  may  be  seen 
evidence  of  the  borings  that  have  been  made  to  prove  Kentish 
coal  a  matter  of  consideration.  Some  of  us  would  find  no  grati- 
fication in  the  converting  of  this  corner  of  Kent  into  a  new  Black 
Country  and  look  with  equanimity  on  the  but  qualified  success 
that  has  been  attained.  The  promoters  of  the  scheme  have  done 
their  best  to  prove  that  old  Lambarde  was  wrong,  for  speaking 
of  Kent  he  says,  "  There  is  no  Minerall  or  other  profit  digged  out 
of  the  belly  of  the  earth  here."  He  had  apparently  forgotten 
that  the  "  minerall "  known  as  Kentish  ragstone  was  largely  used 
in  building  Kent's  many  churches,  and  that  when  Westminster 


vii  A  WALK  BY  THE  SHORE  157 

Abbey  was  a-building  the  King  commanded  that  Kentish  stone 
was  not  to  be  used  for  any  other  purpose  until  the  Abbey  was 
completed. 

The  road  from  Dover  to  Folkestone  is  variedly  beautiful, 
passing  as  it  does  between  sloping  chalk  hills.  Another  steeper 
and  more  attractive  way  takes  us  up  over  the  cliffs — Shakespeare's 
Cliff,  Abbot's  Cliff — attaining  a  height  of  524  feet  before  the 
sharp  descent  into  Folkestone  begins,  and  yet  another  way  for 
those  who  like  the  fascinations  of  shore  walking  is  round  by  the 
foot  of  the  cliffs,  one  of  the  most  delightful  and  varied  journeys 
of  the  kind  to  be  taken.  It  is  a  rough  walk  of  about  ten  miles 
but  the  views  of  the  successive  cliffs,  the  fallen  portions  on  the 
shore,  and,  as  we  get  nearer  to  Folkestone,  the  floriferous 
Undercliff  and  Warren,  amply  repay  the  stout  walker  for  the 
roughness  of  the  journey.  There  are,  too,  several  opportunities 
of  leaving  the  shore  and  attaining  the  heights  by  steps  and  zig-zag 
paths,  should  the  pedestrian  wish  for  surer  footing  than  the  beach 
affords,  but  this  stretch  is  quite  unlike  any  other  shore  walk 
which  our  county  has  to  offer  and  is  one  in  which  those  with 
a  taste  for  geology  and  botany  may  find  much  delight.  For 
those  to  whom  the  whole  distance  is  over  much  a  portion 
of  the  shore  may  be  examined,  say,  from  near  Shakespeare's 
Cliff  to  the  steps  known  as  Peter  Becker's  Stairs,  and  the 
Warren  may  be  visited  from  Folkestone. 

Inland  from  Dover  lie  many  pleasant  places  to  be  reached  by 
those  in  search  of  open  hilly  fields,  pleasant  footpaths  and  rustic 
lanes.  Northwards  by  the  Castle  Hill  we  may  go  on,  passing  near 
the  place  where  the  extensive  buildings  of  the  transplanted  Duke 
of  York's  School  are  being  erected  on  a  grand  and  healthy  height, 
and  so  to  Guston,  Whitfield  and  East  and  West  Langdon, 
villages  situated  on  high  ground  which  boast  of  being  so  healthy 
that  they  have  long  been  celebrated  as  places  inhabitants  of 
which  have  attained  great  longevity.  From  West  Langdon  a 
pleasant  up  and  down  road  through  corn  and  clover  takes  us 
by  a  small  place  rejoicing  in  the  name  of  Little  America,  and 
really  the  small  homestead  set  in  a  clearing  backed  by  trees 
and  fronting  the  "  rolling  "  farmlands  so  suggests  the  new  world 
that  it  is  easy  to  believe  American  visitors  driving  out  here 
from  Dover  find  the  place  "just  cunning."  Beyond  is  the 
broad  extent  of  W^aldershare  Park  with  an  old-fashioned 
Belvidere  from  the  summit  of  which  is  to  be  obtained  a  mag- 


158  SIBERTSWOLD  CHAP. 

nificent  view.  An  early  nineteenth  century  writer  put  it  thus  : 
"  here  might  pleasure  roam  in  sylvan  scenes,  or  contemplation 
muse  on  Nature's  fairest  features  ;  or  thence  expand  the  enrap- 
tured thought  to  worlds  of  brighter  glory,  beyond  the  verge  of 
this  terrestrial  orb."  Several  private  roads  and  footpaths  cross 
the  beautiful  park  with  its  grand  and  varied  trees,  but  the 
cyclist  finds  himself  refused  admission  and  if  he  would  see  more 
than  the  fringe  of  the  park  and  would  avail  himself  of  the 
privilege  of  climbing  the  Belvidere  he  had  best  leave  his  cycle 
at  Eythorne,  at  the  northern  corner,  near  which  a  footpath  gives 
access  to  the  park.  Malmains  Farm  in  the  neighbourhood 
perpetuates  the  Norman  family  who  held  Waldershare  for  the 
first  three  centuries  after  the  Conquest.  By  the  roadside  along 
the  west  of  the  park,  by  a  pleasant  strip  of  beech-trees  may 
be  seen  in  June  many  flowers  of  the  beautiful  and  not  very 
common  white  helleborine — one  of  perhaps  a  dozen  different 
kinds  of  rare  and  common  orchises  which  may  be  found  about 
this  Dover  district  by  the  patient  botaniser.  The  Undercliff 
towards  Folkestone  is  particularly  rich  in  different  species  of 
these  fascinating  plants. 

Reaching  the  south-western  corner  of  Waldershare  Park  we 
come  to  one  of  the  most  interesting  of  our  churches  at  Coldred. 
The  small  edifice,  dedicated  to  St.  Pancras,  is  placed  within 
entrenchments  supposed  to  have  been  thrown  up  by  the 
Romans — several  of  the  churches  in  this  part  of  Kent  are  thus 
situated — and  but  for  a  neighbouring  farmhouse  stands  alone 
at  some  distance  from  the  village,  which,  according  to  tradition, 
owes  its  name  to  Ceoldred,  King  of  Mercia,  who  came  hither 
in  the  eighth  century  to  help  the  Men  of  Kent  against  the 
West  Saxons. 

A  couple  of  miles  north  of  Coldred,  past  Sibertswold — which 
has  become  corrupted  into  Shepherds  Well — lies  the  small 
village  of  Barfreston,  with  a  church  which  will  well  repay  the 
visitor,  whether  he  approach  it  from  Canterbury  or  Dover.  It 
is  equally  accessible  from  either  of  these  places,  being  some- 
thing less  than  a  couple  of  miles  from  Shepherds  Well  station. 
According  to  Sir  Francis  Burnand,  in  his  amusing  Zig-zag 
Guide  Round  and  About  the  Bold  and  Beautiful  Kentish  Coast, 
I  should  perhaps  say  that  it  is  equally  inaccessible  from  both, 
for  the  humorist  makes  much  fun  about  the  difficulty  of 
reaching  Barfreston.      That,   however,   is  but  the  way  of  the 


VII 


A  BEAUTIFUL  NORMAN  CHURCH 


ISO 


humorist,  for  any  walker  equal  to  a  journey  of  three  miles  or  so 
can  go  to  and  from  the  quaint  church  by  a  pleasant  road 
partly  through  open  fields,  passing  on  the  way  some  fine  old 
yew  trees,  suggesting  that  this  was  one  of  the  pilgrim  routes 
converging  on  Canterbury. 


Detail  of  South  Door  of  Bar/rest  on  Church. 

Standing  on  a  knoll  projecting  from  the  hillside,  the  tiny 
church  of  Barfreston  is  a  rare  specimen  of  Norman  architecture 
which  must  appeal  even  to  those  least  susceptible  to  such.  Its 
beautifully .  carved  doorway,  its  rose  window,  its  numerous 
carved  heads  and  grotesques  take  the  eye  at  once,  and  inside 
there  are  matters    no   less  interesting — wreathed   pillars   and 


160  CHURCH  IMPRESSIONS  chap. 

remains  of  frescoes.  Though  restored  nearly  seventy  years  ago 
the  little  church  is  not  one  of  those  spoiled  in  restoration.  It 
is  a  place  about  which  to  linger,  for  it  shows  us  more  than  any 
other  existing  church  of  the  kind  the  loving  work  which  our 
forefathers  devoted  to  their  places  of  worship,  even  where  these 
were  in  but  sparsely  populated  centres,  for  it  does  not  seem 
likely  that  the  village  of  Barfreston  was  ever  a  large  one.  Now 
the  little  hillside  church,  in  its  small  God's  acre,  tells  us  much 
of  the  distant  days — probably  the  twelfth  century — when  it  was 
erected.  As  Sir  Francis  Burnand — dropping  into  seriousness 
— says,  "  To  all  to  whom  the  tranquil  delight  of  an  ancient 
church  is  dear,  to  all  who  revel  in  a  daydream,  to  all  who  love 
to  be  silent,  to  ponder,  and,  undisturbed  by  verger,  by  pro- 
fessional explainer,  or  by  any  other  sort  of  bore,  to  sit,  to  rest, 
and  to  be  thankful,  Barfreston  Church  on  a  warm,  sunny  day 
in  August  offers  the  very  haven  where  they  would  be  : 

'  I  have  been  there  and  still  would  go.'  " 

In  a  quiet,  retired  church  like  this,  bearing  in  its  every  stone 
evidence  of  the  deep  faith  in  which  it  was  wrought,  set  amid 
fields  on  a  hillside  with  nothing  but  a  few  quiet  dwellings  near, 
religion  seems  to  wear  another  aspect  than  that  which  it  bears 
even  in  an  antique  pile  like  Canterbury  Cathedral.  There  it  is 
the  traditions  of  which  we  think,  of  the  princes  of  the  church, 
of  the  great  tragedy,  and  of  many  splendid  scenes  of  which  the 
edifice  has  been  the  centre  or  background.  Here  it  is  as 
though  the  men  had  built  the  church  as  an  expression  of  the 
religion  which  was  in  them,  rather  than  with  any  idea  of 
splendour.  There  we  are  made  to  feel  at  every  turn  that  we 
are  in  a  show  place.  Here  we  seem  to  get  nearer  to  the  spirit 
which  first  animated  man  in  the  building  of  churches. 

From  Barfreston  we  may  return  to  the  Dover  and  Canterbury 
road  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Sibertswold,  and  so  get  back  to 
Lydden  at  the  head  of  the  short  valley  of  the  Dour.  It  was 
perhaps  in  this  neighbourhood,  coming  from  Barham  Downs, 
that  the  German  traveller,  Hentzner,  had  an  unpleasant  experi- 
ence in  a  narrow  escape  from  thieves — or  ghosts  !  He  and  his 
companions  had  set  out  on  post  horses,  presumably  at  night, 
for  it  was  two  or  three  o'clock  in  the  morning  when  they  reached 
Dover. 


vii  JACK-A-LANTERNS  161 

"  In  our  way  to  it,  which  was  rough  and  dangerous  enough,  the 
following  accident  happened  to  us  :  our  guide,  or  postillion,  a  youth,  was 
before  with  two  of  our  company,  about  the  distance  of  a  musket  shot  ;  we, 
by  not  following  quick  enough,  had  lost  sight  of  our  friends  ;  we  came 
afterwards  to  where  the  road  divided  ;  on  the  right  it  was  downhill  and 
marshy,  on  the  left  was  a  small  hill  :  whilst  we  stopped  here  in  doubt, 
and  consulted  which  of  the  roads  we  should  take,  we  saw  all  on  a  sudden 
on  our  right  hand  some  horsemen,  their  stature,  dress  and  horses  exactly 
resembling  those  of  our  friends  ;  glad  of  having  found  them  again,  we 
determined  to  set  on  after  them  ;  but  it  happened,  through  God's  mercy, 
that  though  we  called  to  them,  they  did  not  answer  us,  but  kept  on  down 
the  marshy  road  at  such  a  rate,  that  their  horses'  feet  struck  fire  at  every 
stretch,  which  made  us,  with  reason,  begin  to  suspect  they  were  thieves, 
having  had  warning  of  such  ;  or  rather,  that  they  were  nocturnal  spectres, 
who,  as  we  were  afterwards  told,  are  frequently  seen  in  those  places  : 
there  were  likewise  a  great  many  Jack-a-lanterns,  so  that  we  were  quite 
seized  with  horror  and  amazement.  But  fortunately  for  us  our  guide  soon 
after  sounded  his  horn,  and  we,  following  the  noise,  turned  down  the  left- 
hand  road,  and  arrived  safe  to  our  companions  ;  who,  when  we  had  asked 
them  if  they  had  not  seen  the  horsemen  who  had  gone  by  us,  answered, 
not  a  soul.  Our  opinions,  according  to  custom,  were  various  upon  this 
matter  ;  but  whatever  the  thing  was,  we  were,  without  doubt,  in  imminent 
danger,  from  which  that  we  escaped,  the  glory  is  to  be  ascribed  to  God 
alone." 

I  have  not  seen  Hentzner's  "  spectres  "  in  the  neighbourhood 
on  day-time  visits, — perhaps  those  interested  in  psychical 
research  might  have  better  luck  at  night,  for  man  is  a  more 
timid  creature  in  the  dark  and  spooks  are  mostly  born  of  dark- 
ness and  timidity. 

Lydden,  scattered  along  the  roadside  in  a  hollow  of  the  chalk 
hills,  is  between  the  fourth  and  fifth  milestones  from  Dover. 
Those  who  like  the  highway  may  follow  the  course  of  the  Dour 
to  its  outlet  at  the  town  to  which  it  gives  a  name.  Doing 
so  we  pass  through  Ewell  where  King  John  retired  from  Dover 
after  disgracefully  resigning  his  crown  into  the  hands  of  the 
Papal  Legate,  and  where  the  Knights  Templars  had  a  resi- 
dence. Those  who  prefer  the  more  alluring  byways  and  heights 
have  choice  of  the  hills  north  and  south.  North,  by  a  steeply 
rising  unfenced  road  fringed  with  the  pale  yellow  rock-rose — 
with  a  glimpse  into  the  deep  railway  cutting  and  the  mouth  of 
the  tunnel— leads  to  Coldred ;  while  south-westerly  a  pleasant 
lanes  goes  to  Alkham,  pleasant,  that  is,  for  those  who  like  the 
varied  ups  and  downs  of  the  chalk  hill  country.  Enquiring 
the  way  on  my  first  visit  to  this  retired  village  I  was 
told    at    Lydden    "it    is    about    two    miles — it  will    take  you 

M 


162  THE  HAPPY  VALLEY  ch.  vn 

half  an  hour."  "But  I  have  my  bicycle,"  I  objected.  "Oh, 
yes,  I  know,"  came  the  retort,  "but  it'll  take  you  quarter  of 
an  hour  to  push  it  up,  and  another  quarter  to  get  it  down." 
This  was  fairly  accurate,  though  there  is  a  short  level  stretch  at 
the  top.  The  descent  into  Alkham  is  by  a  beautiful,  steep, 
partly  grassy  and  overshaded  lane,  and  arrival  in  the  village 
reminds  one  of  arrival  in  some  Swiss  hamlet.  Indeed,  if 
Alkham  were  not  so  near  to  home  it  would  surely  attract  many 
visitors.  It  is  a  small  place,  the  houses  scattered  about  the 
hillsides  in  a  little  Happy  Valley  with  lovely  country  meadows, 
woodlands  and  lanes  on  every  side  ;  with  some  of  the  cottages 
so  perched  on  the  hillside  that  the  gardens  are  laid  out  terrace- 
wise.  For  those  who  like  a  quiet  country  village  Alkham  will 
be  found  one  of  the  most  fascinating  that  our  county,  despite 
its  richness  in  such,  can  offer  ;  it  needs  no  old  associations,  no 
traditions,  its  beauty  is  all-sufficient  and  is  such  as  to  draw  us 
again  and  again,  to  live  in  our  memory  as  a  haunt  of  ancient 
peace.  About  midway  between  Alkham  and  Dover  and  visit- 
able from  either  are  the  remains  of  St.  Radigunds  Abbey  (some- 
times called  Bradsole  Abbey)  a  twelfth  century  establishment. 
The  fine  gateway  has  unfortunately  suffered  from  "  restoration  " 
but  the  ruins,  largely  incorporated  in  farm  buildings,  will  well 
repay  the  visitor  not  only  on  account  of  their  extent  but  as 
showing  how  in  days  when  men  are  not  supposed  to  have 
studied  the  picturesque  in  scenery  the  monks  yet  frequently 
fixed  the  sites  of  their  places  where  beautiful  country  lay  before 
their  eyes.  A  pleasant  footpath  may  be  followed  from  the 
Abbey  to  Copt  Hill  and  thence  the  open  road  be  taken  back  to 
Dover,  "  inhaling  great  draughts  of  space  "  as  the  poet  of  the 
open  road  has  put  it. 


CHAPTER    VIII 

FOLKESTONE    AND    HYTHE 

Though  the  older  streets  of  Folkestone  possess  yet  some 
of  the  attractiveness  of  the  old-time  fishing  village,  and  though 
the  town  is  advertised  as  one  of  the  "  beauty  spots  "  of  England, 
its  attractiveness  to  some  of  us  lies  less  in  itself  than  in  its  being  a 
centre  whence  may  be  made  many  excursions  to  places  of  interest 
and  of  most  varied  beauty.  Yet  there  is  a  beauty  about  the 
panorama  of  the  town  approached  by  road  either  from  the 
summit  of  the  hill  as  we  reach  the  declivity  down  which  the 
way  from  Dover  twists,  or  from  the  north,  where  the  road 
through  the  opening  between  the  conical  Sugar-Loaf  Hill  and 
Caesar's  Camp  gives  a  wide  view  of  the  valley  on  the  sea  side 
of  which  the  red-brick  town  is  clustered.  Approached  thus, 
Folkestone  is  really  beautiful,  the  more  sudden  entry  between 
the  bare  downs  made  by  the  railway  gives  quite  another 
impression.  So  steep  are  the  sides  of  the  conical  hill  and  of 
the  broader  Caesar's  Camp  that  the  small  boys  butterfly  hunting 
on  them  look  as  though  their  footing  must  be  most  precarious, 
and  the  nervous  observer  expects  momently  to  see  them  roll 
over  and  over  until  stopped  by  the  hedges  below.  The 
cattle  seem  to  be  emulating  the  surer-footed  goats  as  they 
walk  along  narrow  paths  which  they  have  made  to  and  fro 
along  the  side  of  the  hill  until  the  whole  front  of  Caesar's 
Camp  looks  as  though  cut  into  a  series  of  tiny  grassy  terraces. 
The  view  from  Caesar's  Camp — which  is  by  some  authorities 
believed  not  to  have  been  a  camp  of  Julius  Caesar's,  though 
admitted  that  it  may  have  been  formed  by  one  of  his  successors 
— is  a  magnificent  one  across  the  downs  east  and  west  and 

M  2 


164 


CESAR'S  CAMP 


CHAP. 


over  green  fields,  and  the  pleasant  orchards  cf  Cherry  Garden 
Valley  to  Folkestone  and  Sandgate  and  the  hills  about  Hythe, 


Fishermen's  Quarter,  J-'olkestone. 


with  a  mile  and  a  half  in  front  of  us  the  waters  of  the  Channel. 
On  this  high  point  it  is  suggested  that  the  Romans  probably  had 
another  pharos  for  the  guidance  of  their  vessels  crossing  the 


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A  WIDE  VIEW 


165 


narrow    seas    from    Gaul.     The  road    which  keeps  along  the 
high  ground  at  the  back  of  Caesar's  Camp  and  its  companion 


High  Strict,   Folkestone. 


hill  offers  an  ever  changing  panorama  as  we  go  on  past  the 
Folkestone  Water  Works  to  Paddlesworth  or  to  where  the 
Elham  Valley  begins. 


1 66 


ENRINGED  BY  HILLS 


CHAP. 


Reaching  Folkestone  we  find  that  its  appearance  of  flat- 
ness as  seen  from  the  heights  was  only  appearance,  for  it  is 
disposed   about   irregular  cliffs    at  the  shore  side  and  is  not 

without  variety.  It  is  a  plea- 
sant, prosperous  seaside  town 
so  favoured  by  its  situation, 
facing  south  and  enringed  by 
hills,  that  it  has  won  repute 
as  a  mild  health  resort  in  our 
unpleasanter  seasons  and  as  a 
holiday  place  in  summer  time ; 
its  streets,  its  front  and  its 
Lees — or  cliff  walk — all  bear 
witness  at  once  to  its  popu- 
larity and  to  its  prosperity, 
while  down  at  the  harbour 
with  the  coming  and  going 
of  the  Boulogne  steamers— 
the  French  town  is  dimly 
visible  in  favourable  weather 
— there  is  always  matter  to 
attract  the  lounging  idler.  Up 
on  the  Lees — to  be  attained 
by  a  lift  from  the  beach — is 
a  memorial  to  Folkestone's 
most  famous  son,  William 
Harvey,  the  discoverer  of  the 
circulation  of  the  blood.  Har- 
vey, quaintly  described  by 
Fuller  as  the  eldest  of  "a 
week  of  sons,"  was  born  April 
i st,  1578,  and  the  memorial 
was  erected  to  commemorate 
the  tercentenary  of  his  birth. 
The  Lees,  rough  shrub-grown 
cliff  offering  breezy  views  from 
the  top  and  sheltered  nooks 
below,  is  a  favourite  promen- 
ade to  the  west,  while  to  the  east  round  the  cliff  point  to 
Eastwear  Bay  are  the  greater  stretches  of  the  cliff-side  Warren, 
happy  hunting  grounds  for  the  botanist,  entomologist,  fossil 


An  Alley  in  Folkestone. 


VIII 


HAPPY  HUNTING  GROUNDS 


167 


hunter,  and  geologist — where  the  botanist  may  depend  upon 
finding  various  specimens  of  the  orchis  family. 


Folkestone  from  the  Harbour. 


An  ancient  place  with  Csesarean  and  Saxon  traditions  and 
a  "limb"  of  the  Cinque  Port  of  Dover,  Folkestone  as  we 
see    it   to-day    is    quite    modern.      Though    the    building   of 


168  FOLLOW-MY-LEADER  chaf. 

"  pleasant  "houses "  was  noted  in  the  early  part  of  the  nine- 
teenth century,  though  somewhat  later  it  was  described  as 
a  place  "  which  its  maligners  call  a  fishing  town,  and  its 
well-wishers  a  watering-place,"  it  was  not  until  the  opening  of 
the  railway,  in  1844,  that  the  town  began  to  gain  its  modern 
repute  and  the  patronage  of  holiday-makers  to  any  extent.  It 
had  been  an  important  fishery  village  for  a  long  time,  and  in 
the  days  when  Free  Trade  had  not  attained  the  dignity  of 
capital  letters  was  a  notorious  centre  for  smuggling  enterprise. 
The  old  church  has  many  interesting  features,  including  a 
window  placed  there  by  medical  men  as  a  memorial  to 
Harvey,  who  used  to  call  his  native  place  the  "  Montpellier 
of  England." 

It  is  believed  that  some  human  remains  found  about  twenty 
years  ago  were  actually  those  of  St.  Eanswith,  a  grand-daughter 
of  Ethelbert,  to  whom  the  church  is  dedicated.  Eanswith  had  a 
nunnery  here,  but  Danish  ravages  and  the  encroaching  sea  played 
havoc  with  the  oldest  Folkestone,  over  the  history  of  which 
historians  fumble  and  theorise.  Near  St.  Eanswith's  Church 
stood  Folkestone  Castle,  supposed  to  have  been  founded  by 
Ethelbert's  son  Eadbald,  a  reactionary  prince  who  reverted 
from  Christianity  to  heathenism  "and  in  the  old  heathen 
fashion  took  his  father's  wife  for  his  own."  The  Kentish  men, 
according  to  Green,  followed  Eadbald  to  the  altar  of  Woden 
as  readily  as  they  had  followed  Ethelbert  to  the  altar  of  Christ, 
but  Eadbald's  daughter  Eanswith  was  to  found  a  nunnery 
here — the  first  religious  house  for  women  in  England — gain 
canonisation  and  become  a  kind  of  patron  saint  of  Folkestone. 
A  small  church  dedicated  to  her  will  also  be  found  in  the 
marshland  to  the  west. 

Folkestone  has  given  its  name — in  some  parts  of  our  county 
— to  heavy  rain-clouds,  which  are  known  variously  as  "  Folke- 
stone girls,"  "  Folkestone  lasses,"  and  "  Folkestone  washer- 
women "  ;  why  the  womenfolk  of  the  place  should  have  come  to 
be  specially  identified  with  the  rain-clouds  driving  in  from  the  sea 
is  not  recorded.  The  way  in  which  the  phrase  is  used  would 
make  plain  to  the  hearer  what  was  meant,  but  "  Folkestone- 
beef"  might  puzzle  many  people.  It  is  dried  dog-fish.  These 
congeners  of  the  shark — minus  their  sinister  heads  and  betray- 
ing tails — are  sometimes  sold  under  plausible  aliases  to  inland 
housewives.     The  dog-fish  is  a  good  food-fish,  though  prejudice 


VIII 


FESTOONS  OF  FISH 


is  against  its  general  use  honestly  under  its  own  name. 
Buckland  wrote  : — 


169 
Frank 


"  Most  of  the  fishermen's  houses  in  Folkestone  Harbour  are  adorned 
with  festoons  of  fish  hung  out  to  dry  ;  some  of  these  look  like  gigantic 
whiting.  There  was  no  head,  tail,  or  fins  to  them,  and  I  could  not  make 
out  their  nature  without  close  examination.  The  rough  skin  on  their 
reverse  side  told  me  at  once  that  they  were  a  species  of  dog-fish.      I  asked 


•rvT-v. 


The  Old  Town,  Folkestone 


what  they  were?  'Folkestone-beef,'  was  the  reply.  'What  sort  of  fish 
is  this  ?  '  '  That's  a  Rig. '  '  And  this  ? '  '  That's  a  Huss. '  '  And  this  other  ? ' 
'  That's  a  Bull  Huss. '  'This  bit  of  fin  ? '  '  That's  a  Fiddler. '  '  And  this 
bone  ?'      '  That's  the  jaw  of  Uncle  Owl,'  etc.,  etc. 

Here,  then,  was  a  new  nomenclature  ;  but  I  determined  to  clear  up 
the  matter,  so,  day  after  day,  when  waiting  in  the  harbour  for  the  trawl 
boats  to  arrive,  I  took  down  my  two  volumes  of  '  Yarrell's  British  Fishes.' 
A  class  was  soon  assembled,  and  turning  over  the  pages  one  by  one,  I  asked 
the   name  of   the  fish.       In  this  way  I  got  a  curious    collection  of  local 


iyo  FOLKESTONE  BEEF  ch.  viii 

names.  I  give  now  only  the  dog-fish  kind.  A  'rig'  is  the  'common 
tope,'  Yarrell  ;  a  '  bastard  rig'  is  the  '  smooth  round,'  Yarrell  ;  the  '  huss 
or  robin  huss '  is  the  small  spotted  dog-fish  ;  the  '  bull  huss '  the  large 
spotted  dog-fish  ;  the  '  fiddler'  is  the  angel,  or  shark  ray  ;  '  Uncle  Owl's 
jaw  '  belongs  to  a  species  of  skate. 

I  must  here  bear  testimony  to  the  excessive  civility  and  really  gentle- 
man-like conduct  of  the  Folkestone  fishermen  ;  at  first  they  were  shy  of  me, 
and  tried  to  cram  me  with  impossible  stories,  etc.  ;  but  we  soon  became  the 
best  of  friends,  and  I  really  believe  I  have  made  some  true  friends  among 
these  rude  but  most  honest  and  sterling  men.'' 

We  have  seen  that  at  Deal  King  Henry  VIII.  built  certain 
castles  with  the  object  of  repelling  the  advances  of  would-be 
invaders.  At  Folkestone  we  come  to  the  first  of  the  martello 
towers  which  Pitt  designed  for  the  same  purpose  when  Napo- 
leon seemed  inclined  to  bring  his  conquering  eagles  across  the 
straits.  In  the  Monthly  Mirror  of  September,  1805,  we  find  : 
"  The  martello  towers  are  at  length  begun  to  be  adopted  by 
Government  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Folkestone.  Four  of 
them  are  in  great  forwardness,  within  a  quarter  of  a  mile  of  the 
town,  just  at  the  bottom  of  the  hill,  where  they  command  the 
beach,  and  cross  each  other  at  right  angles,  so  as  to  produce 
great  havoc  on  an  invading  army."  Much  fun  was  poked  at 
these  ugly  defences,  but  they  never  had  to  withstand  any  more 
serious  enemy.  With  the  great  change  that  has  taken  place  in 
matters  of  warfare,  the  improvements  in  gunnery,  the  towers,  of 
course,  have  become  useless  from  a  military  point  of  view. 
Most  of  those  remaining  dotted  along  the  southern  coast  here 
— ugly  memorials  of  something  approaching  national  panic — 
are  now  utilised  as  holiday  residences,  not,  it  is  easy  to  believe, 
without  certain  drawbacks.    * 

Sandgate — or  Sangate  as  it  was  termed  of  old,  thus  approxi- 
mating to  the  Sangatte  of  the  opposite  coast  — a  little  to  the 
west  of  Folkestone,  is  another  and  smaller  pleasant  holiday 
resort,  one  that  has  special  attractions  in  that  it  lies  at  the  foot 
of  the  hills,  along  which  delightful  walks  may  be  had  inland, 
and  from  which  beautiful  views  are  obtainable.  Sandgate 
Castle,  another  of  the  eighth  Henry's  buildings,  has  been  so 
transmogrified  as  to  have  "  very  little  of  the  masterpiece  left." 
To  the  north-west  of  Sandgate  lies  the  extensive  Shorncliffe 
Camp,  formed  first  during  the  Napoleonic  scare,  and  now  one 
of  the  most  important  places  of  the  kind  in  the  kingdom.  On 
this  coast  the  military  are  in  evidence  all  along ;  from   Dover 


B 

"2 


172  A  GRIM  CRYPT  chap. 

garrison  we  reach  the  famous  Shorncliffe  Camp ;  at  Shorncliffe 
we  are  but  a  short  distance  from  Hythe,  with  its  School  of 
Musketry  and  busy  rifle  ranges  by  the  shore,  while  towards  the 
other  side  of  the  marsh  country  we  reach  Lydd,  not  only 
notable  for  its  Artillery  and  Engineers'  camp,  but  as  having 
added  a  new  word  to  the  language  in  the  name  of  a  certain 
high  explosive.  At  Sandgate,  some  years  ago,  there  occurred 
a  serious  landslip,  the  results  of  which  were  for  a  long  time 
visible  in  the  broken  road  and  fissured  houses. 

At  Hythe,  still  further  west,  we  reach  the  last  place  in  our 
county  where  the  hills  come  down  near  the  coast — westward  is 
the  ever  widening  stretch  of  marshland  which  continues  into 
Sussex,  and,  broken  only  by  the  small  eminence  on  which  Rye 
stands,  extends  onward  to  the  spur  dominated  by  Winchelsea. 
Hythe,  another  of  the  Cinque  Ports,  has  had  its  harbour  so 
silted  up  that  the  old  hillside  town  is  some  distance  from  the 
beach.  It  is  itself  successor  of  the  Roman  Lemanis — now 
Lympne — a  port  which  the  retiring  sea  has  left  considerably 
inland,  about  three  miles  to  the  westward.  The  "  neat  and 
cheerful  appearance  "  of  Hythe,  which  an  old  chronicler  noted, 
is  still  remarkable.  The  visitor,  either  making  a  stay  here  or 
passing  through  in  leisurely  fashion,  has  several  things  to  attract 
his  attention.  The  streets  run  along  the  foot  and  up  the  slope 
of  Quarry  Hill,  the  connection  of  street  with  street  being  some- 
times by  long  gradients  and  sometimes  by  steps.  The  old  church, 
high  perched,  draws  many  sightseers  to  its  gruesome  "  crypt," 
in  which  are  stacked  and  arranged  on  shelves  the  remains — 
skulls  and  a  medley  of  bones — of  thousands  of  people.  "  They 
are  supposed  to  have  been  the  remains  of  the  Britons,  slain  in 
a  bloody  battle  fought  on  the  shore  between  this  place  and 
Folkestone  with  the  retreating  Saxons  in  the  year  456  ;  and  to 
have  attained  their  whiteness  by  lying  for  some  length  of  time 
exposed  on  the  seashore.  Several  of  the  skulls  have  deep 
cuts  in  them,  as  if  made  by  some  heavy  weapon,  most  likely  of 
the  Saxons."  This  is  but  one  theory.  Anyway,  the  visitor  not 
unwilling  to  look  upon  things  with 

' '  an  eye 
That  hath  kept  watch  on  man's  mortality," 

may  see  here  such  an  assembly  of  "  poor  Yoricks  "  as  has  not 
many  parallels.  The  squeamish  had  best  stay  away.  And 
yet  the  very  number  of  the  skulls,  the  very  size  of  the  piled-up 


VIII 


ALAS,  POOR  YORICK  ! 


173 


miscellany  of  bones,  seems  to  impart  a  less  painful  feeling  than 
the  consideration  of  a  single  skull.  Hamlet  himself  would 
have  felt  less  moved  to  moralising  by  a  multitude  of  skulls  than 
by  the  famous  one  turned  up  at  the  burial  of  Ophelia.  The 
attractiveness  of  the  morbid  might  inspire  a  Hervey  or  a 
Zimmermann  with  an  essay — let  us  into  the  open  again. 
Before  leaving  the  church,  however,  it  would  be  well  to  visit 


£$k 


0~<-<-<-4-OW 


Hy the  from  the  Canal. 


the  grave  of  an  Essex  worthy  buried  here-  -a  worthy  whose 
name  is  associated  with  the  hopeful  rather  than  the  depressing. 
Here  is  buried  Lionel  Lukin,  a  man  whose  name  may  not  be 
widely  familiar,  but  who  deserves  to  be  remembered  as  the  first 
inventor  of  the  "  unsubmergible  "  lifeboat. 

Lionel  Lukin  who    was  born  at    Dunmow — famous  for  its 
porcine    rewards    for   marital  forbearance — was  a  fashionable 


174  THE  FIRST  LIFEBOAT  chap. 

coachmaker  in  London  in  the  latter  part  of  the  eighteenth  century. 
He  is  described  as  a  man  of  fertile  mechanical  genius,  who,  after 
various  experiments,  took  out  a  patent  in  1785  for  an  "im- 
proved method  of  construction  of  boats  and  small  vessels,  for 
either  sailing  or  rowing,  which  will  neither  overset  in  violent 
gales  or  sudden  bursts  of  wind,  nor  sink  if  by  any  accident 
filled  with  water."  The  specification  goes  on  to  show  that  this 
is  done  by  fitting  "to  the  outside  of  vessels,  of  the  common  or 
any  form,  projecting  gunnells  sloping  from  the  top  of  the 
common  gunnell  in  a  faint  curve  towards  the  water,  so  as  not 
to  interfere  with  the  oars  in  rowing,  and  from  the  extreme  pro- 
jection (which  may  be  greater  or  less,  according  to  the  size  and 
the  use  which  the  boat  or  vessel  is  intended  for)  returning  to  the 
side  in  a  faint  curve  at  a  suitable  height  above  the  water-line. 
These  projecting  gunnells  may  be  solid,  of  any  light  material  that 
will  not  absorb  water,  or  hollow  and  watertight,  or  of  cork  and 
covered  with  thin  wood,  canvas,  tin,  or  other  light  metals, 
mixture,  or  composition.  The  projections  are  very  small  at  the 
stem  and  stern,  and  increase  gradually  to  the  dimensions 
required."  Inside,  at  stem  and  stern,  and  under  the  seats, 
cork  or  other  water-repelling  material  was  also  to  be  used. 
Lukin  interested  the  Prince  of  Wales  and  various  admirals  in 
his  plan,  but  none  of  them  could  be  induced  to  take  official 
steps  to  test  its  utility,  so  he  lent  his  boat,  the  Experiment,  to 
a  Ramsgate  pilot  that  it  might  be  tested  in  rough  seas.  She 
crossed  the  Channel  several  times  in  weather  in  wrfich  other 
boats  would  not  venture  out,  and  then  disappeared — it  being 
suggested  that  she  had  been  confiscated  in  a  foreign  port  as  a 
smuggler  !  A  few  years  after  Lukin  had  sought  to  establish  his 
lifeboat,  another  inventor  built  one  substantially  on  Lukin's 
lines— and  was  rewarded  with  a  Parliamentary  grant.  Lukin 
died,  and  was  buried  at  Hythe  in  1834,  at  the  great  age  of 
ninety-two.  Besides  his  tomb  in  the  churchyard,  there  is  a 
memorial  window  in  the  church. 

West  and  north  of  Hythe  rise  well-wooded  hills  with  roads 
and  lanes  leading  to  many  pleasant  retired  villages  set  on  the 
heights  and  in  the  hollows  of  the  downs.  To  the  south-west  is 
the  beginning  of  Romney  Marsh,  the  portion  nearest  the  town, 
being  given  up  to  rifle-butts,  has  warning  War  Office  notices 
and  red  flags  indicating  the  danger  of  walking  on  it  at  practice 
time.     About  the  flat,  shrub-dotted  ground  may  be  found  an 


VIII 


PLOTTING  MURDER 


175 


abundance  of  the  cheerful  blossoms  of  the  thrift,  and  along 
here  rather  later,  as  indeed  along  most  parts  of  the  Kentish 
coast,  though  in  some  less  plentifully,  may  be  found,  too,  the 
striking  yellow-horned  poppy,  the  long  seed-pod  "  horn  "  being 
something  like  that  of  the  plant's  Californian  cousin,  the 
eschscholtzia  of  our  gardens.  Along  the  coast,  towards  Dym- 
church,  are  to  be.  seen  a  number  of  the  ugly  martello  towers. 

Just  north  of  Hythe  is  Saltwood,  with  its  picturesque  castle, 
in  which,  according  to  tradition,  there  met  the  four  knights — 
Reginald  Fitzurse,  Hugh  dc  Moreville,  William  de  Tracy  and 
Richard  le  Bret — who  had  stolen  privily  away  from  the  Court 
of  King  Henry  in  Normandy  to  act  upon  his  hasty  words  :  "  In 


Dymchurch. 

the  darkness  of  the  night — the  long  winter  night  of  the  28th  of 
December — it  was  believed  that,  with  candles  extinguished, 
and  not  even  seeing  each  other's  faces,  the  scheme  was  con- 
certed." Early  next  day  they  mounted  their  chargers  and  rode 
along  the  Stone  Street  due  north  to  Canterbury  and  the 
achievement  of  their  murderous  resolve. 

Though  Saltwood  Castle  dates  from  the  eleventh  century, 
its  fine  gate-house  was  built  in  the  fourteenth  by  Archbishop 
Courtenay.  There  have  been  many  alterations,  some  of  which 
were  occasioned  during  the  reign  of  Queen  Elizabeth  owing  to 
that  rare  visitant  in  these  parts— a  destructive  earthquake.  The 
Castle  is  open  to  the  public  once  a  week  and  is  well  worth 
visiting   for,    among    other   things,  the   fine   view  obtainable. 


i76  ONE  OF  THE  BLUE  STOCKINGS  chap. 

Beautiful  byways  may  be  followed  hence  to  Postling,  lying  on 
the  slope  against  the  downs,  with — immediately  in  front  of  us 
as  we  approach — the  noble  cluster  of  trees  surmounting  Tols- 
ford  Hill,  a  landmark  plainly  visible  from  the  platform  of  Hythe 
railway  station  and  from  other  points  for  miles  around.  On 
our  way  to  the  small  village  of  Postling,  with  its  interesting  old 
church,  we  come  to  the  cross  roads  known  as  Postling  Vents — 
"  vent "  or  "  went "  is  a  not  uncommon  Kentish  word 
signifying  ways. 

To  the  west  of  Postling  on  the  hillside  is  the  finely  situated 
Horton  Park  or  Monks  Horton.  It  was  at  Monks  Horton 
(sometimes  named  Mount  Morris)  that  that  "  handsome,  fat, 
and  merry"    creature    Elizabeth    Robinson,    afterwards   Mrs. 


,    ' 


Postling;. 

"  Blue-Stocking  "  Montagu,  lived  with  her  parents,  and  whence 
she  wrote  many  of  her  entertaining  letters.  Here,  at  the  age 
of  fourteen,  she  was  party  to  a  "  summons "  issued  to  a 
neighbouring  old  bachelor  who  was  "  very  much  our  humble 
servant,  and  would  die,  but  not  dance,  for  us." 

"  Kent. 

"To  J.  B.,  Esq. 

"Whereas,  complaint  has  been  made  to  us  Commissioners  of  Her 
Majesty's  Balls,  Hops,  Assemblies,  &c,  for  the  county  aforesaid,  that 
several  able  and  expert  men,  brought  up  and  instructed  in  the  art  or 
mystery  of  dancing,  have  and  daily  do  refuse,  though  often  thereunto 
requested,  to  be  retained  and  exercised  in  the  aforesaid  art  or  mystery,  to 
the  occasion  of  great  scarcity  of  good  dancers  in  these  parts,  and  contrary 
to  the  laws  of  gallantry  and  good  manners,  in  that  case  made  and  pro- 
vided ;  and  whereas,  we  are  likewise  credibly  informed  that  you, 
J.  B.,  Esq.,  though  educated  in  the  said  art  by  that  celebrated  master 
—  Lally,  senior,  are  one  of  the  most  notorious  offenders  in  this  point,  these 


vin  AN  OVERTURNED  COACH  177 

are  therefore  in  the  name  of  the  Fair  Sex,  to  require  you,  the  said 
J.  B.  Esq.,  personally  to  be  and  to  appear  before  us  at  our  meeting  hoklen 
this  day  at  the  sign  of  the  Golden  Hall,  in  the  parish  of  Horton,  in  the 
county  aforesaid,  between  the  hours  of  twelve  and  one  in  the  forenoon,  to 
answer  to  such  matters  as  shall  be  objected  against  you,  concerning  the 
aforesaid  refusal,  and  contempt  of  our  jurisdiction  and  authority;  and  to 
bring  with  you  your  dancing  shoes,  laced  waistcoat  and  white  gloves. 
And  hereof  fail  not,  under  peril  of  our  frown,  and  of  being  from  henceforth 
deemed  and  accounted  an  old  batchelor.  Given  under  our  hands  and  seals 
this  eighth  day  of  October,  1734,  to  which  we  all  set  our  hands." 

It  may  be  wondered  if  the  "  all "  comprised  Mr.  Matthew- 
Robinson's  whole  dozen  of  sons  and  daughters. 

Two  years  later  the  sprightly  Elizabeth  had  to  tell  of 
adventures  when  Lady  T-  ■  had  bespoke  a  play  at  a  town 
eight  miles  away  (Ashford  or  Folkestone).  After  the  play 
there  was  supper  at  an  inn  and  at  two  in  the  morning  they  set 
out  for  their  respective  homes  and  "  before  I  had  gone  two 
miles  I  had  the  pleasure  of  being  overturned,  at  which  I 
squalled  for  joy,  and  to  complete  my  felicity,  I  was  obliged  to 
stand  half  an  hour  in  the  most  refreshing  rain,  and  the  coolest 
north  breeze  I  ever  felt ;  for  the  coach  braces  breaking  were 
the  occasion  of  our  overturn  and  there  was  no  moving  till  they 
were  mended.  You  may  suppose  we  did  not  lose  so  favour- 
able an  opportunity  of  catching  cold  ;  we  all  came  croaking 
down  to  breakfast  the  next  morning  and  said  we  had  caught  no 
cold,  as  one  always  says  when  one  has  been  scheming,  but  I 
think  I  have  scarce  recovered  my  treble  tones  yet."  Her 
letters  afford  very  lively  reading,  for  though  she  preferred 
London  to  Horton,  "  Handel  and  Gaffarelli  to  woodlarks  and 
nightingales  "  (in  December  !),  she  found  time  in  the  country 
for  keeping  up  correspondence  with  various  friends  :  "  here  we 
sleep  with  our  forefathers  and  all  the  acts  that  we  do,  which 
are  to  eat,  drink,  sleep,  and  die,  are  they  not  written  in  the 
Book  of  the  Chronicles  ?  " 

A  couple  of  miles  beyond  Postling  we  reach  one  of  the 
pleasantest  villages  among  these  chalk  hills  at  Lyminge,  though 
the  activity  of  the  modern  builder  is  not  improving  the  interest- 
ing old  place.  The  church,  and  the  monastic  remains  without 
it,  are  full  of  interest,  for  Ethelburga  who  had  married  the  King 
of  Northumbria  and  won  him  to  Christianity,  returned  after 
his  death  to  the  kingdom  of  her  brother,  Eadbald,  and  founded 
her  nunnery  and  built  a  basilical  church  here  at  Lyminge. 

N 


178  A  BEAUTIFUL  VALLEY  chap. 

Ethelburga  it  is  believed  utilised  in  her  buildings  much  of  the 
material  left  by  the  Romans,  who  appear  to  have  had  a  noble 
villa  here,  about  a  mile  east  of  the  Stone  Street  which  runs 
from  Lympne  to  Canterbury.  The  church  was  built  by  St. 
Dunstan  in  the  tenth  century  and  he  in  turn  utilised  much  of 
the  material  of  St.  Eadburg's  (or  Ethelburga's)  earlier  edifice. 
Roman  bricks  and  herring-bone  masonry  are  among  the 
notable  features  of  a  particularly  interesting  church.  The 
charters  relating  to  Lyminge  which  are  preserved  in  the  British 
Museum  are  among  the  earliest  and  most  important  that 
remain  relating  to  ecclesiastical  matters  in  Saxon  times.  The 
church  is  happily — as  fortunately  so  many  of  our  old  Kentish 
churches  are,  and  as  all  should  be — open  to  visitors  every  day. 

At  Lyminge  we  are  in  the  Elham  Vale,  and  Elham  itself  lies 
a  couple  of  miles  further  to  the  north-east.  Anciently  a 
market  town  Elham  has  no  special  attractiveness  though  it 
has  given  its  name  to  a  beautiful  valley  which  breaks  through 
the  chalk  here  in  a  southerly  direction  to  Folkestone,  and 
northerly  at  the  western  foot  of  the  Barham  Downs  towards 
Canterbury.  In  the  church  is  a  library  bequeathed  a  century 
ago  by  one  Dr.  Warley,  of  Canterbury — a  library  peculiarly  rich 
in  seventeenth  century  biblical  rarities,  and  one  which  no  student 
of  the  Civil  War  period  can  afford  to  overlook.  Following  the 
valley  southward  we  come,  less  than  two  miles  from  Lyminge, 
to  Etchinghill  scattered  along  the  roadside.  Here  the  chalk 
hills  rise  rapidly  on  the  east  and  we  have  a  choice  of  ways. 
Eastward,  by  about  two  miles,  rising  two  hundred  feet, 
through  beautiful  lanes  is  Paddlesworth,  but  southward, 
too,  there  are  attractions,  for  the  road  goes  through  Beach- 
borough  Park,  and  on  an  eminence  here  is  a  summer-house — 
no  one  journeying  to  Folkestone  by  rail  can  fail  to  have  seen 
it — whence  a  magnificent  and  extensive  view  over  the  country 
and  sea  may  be  had.  Visitors  are  allowed  the  privilege  of 
climbing  to  the  summer-house  that  they  may  enjoy  the  wide 
prospect.  Beachborough  has  remained  in  one  family  for  over 
three  centuries  and  in  the  time  of  the  Civil  War  the  then  head 
of  the  family,  Sir  William  Brockman,  was  one  of  the  Men 
of  Kent  who  signed  the  Petition  which  led  to  the  Kentish 
struggle  of  1648,  and  one  of  the  defenders  of  Maidstone  in 
its  short  contest  with  Fairfax. 

Point  after  point  here  might  be  cited  as  offering  views  over 


VIII 


HILLS  AND  WOODLAND 


179 


the  country  of  hills  and  woodland,  with  the  sea  beyond, 
views  that  might  have  suggested  some  of  Mr.  A.  C.  Swinburne's 
wonderful  descriptive  passages. 

"  Hills  and  valleys  where  April  rallies  his  radiant  squadron  of  flowers 
and  birds, 
Steep  strange  beaches  and   lustrous  reaches  of  fluctuant  sea  that  the 
land  engirds, 


Lyminge. 


Fields  and  downs  that  the  sunset  crowns  with  life  diviner  than  lives 
in  words.   .   .    . 

Higher  and  higher  to  the  north  aspire  the  green  smooth-swelling  un- 
ending downs  ; 

East  and  west  on  the  brave  earth's  breast  glow  girdle-jewels  of 
gleaming  towns  ; 

Southward-shining,  the  lands  declining  subside  in  peace  that  the 
sea's  light  crowns." 

N    2 


180  WINDING  LANES  CH.  VIII 

Through  Newington,  with  its  lofty  towered  church,  and 
Cheriton  Street,  we  may  follow  the  valley  to  Folkestone — with 
Caesar's  Camp  and  Sugar-loaf  Hill  rising  boldly  on  our  left, 
or  taking  the  second  turning  to  our  right  after  leaving 
Newington  may  go  by  Cheriton  Church  along  a  beautiful 
winding  road  to  the  sea  at  Seabrook  between  Hythe  and 
Sandgate. 

Other  villages  lie  northwards  of  the  strip  of  coast  from 
Eastwear  Bay  to  Romney  Marsh  that  we  have  been  sauntering 
about  in  this  chapter.  There  is  Paddlesworth,  with  its  Norman 
church  perched  over  six  hundred  feet  above  the  level  of  the 
sea  and  surrounded  by  narrow,  winding,  tree-shaded  lanes, 
leading  in  any  direction  the  wanderer  listeth.  North  of 
Paddleswrorth  a  couple  of  miles  or  so  is  beautiful  little 
Acrise  and  so  by  a  narrow,  unfrequented  road  through 
delightful  country  of  farmland  and  woodland  we  may  go  on 
to  the  Tappington  and  Denton  of  our  Canterbury  district. 
Rejoining  the  main  road  near  Denton  Church  and  turning  to 
the  right  we  may  come  back  Folkestonewrards  over  Swingfield 
Minnis,  or  taking  the  turning  beyond  the  tenth  milestone 
from  Canterbury  may  go  to  Swingfield  itself  and  visit  the  farm 
of  St.  John's  with  its  remains  of  an  ancient  chapel.  With 
respect  to  the  name  Swingfield  Minnis,  it  may  be  pointed  out 
that  Minnis  is  a  Kentish  word  with  various  meanings.  It  is 
defined  in  Parish  and  Shaw's  invaluable  Dictionary  of  the 
Kentish  Dialect  as  "  A  wide  tract  of  ground,  partly  copse  and 
partly  moor  ;  a  high  common  ;  a  waste  piece  of  rising  ground." 
Swingfield  Minnis  is  no  longer  common. 

Beautiful  winding  ways  through  much  woodland  take  us 
from  Swingfield  village  to  the  fascinating  little  Alkham 
described  in  the  previous  chapter.  From  Swingfield,  too, 
other  devious  byroads  may  be  taken, — by  those  who  prefer 
them  to  the  generally  less  attractive  high  roads — through 
characteristic  chalk  down  country  by  Hawkinge — the  lonely 
church  of  which  was  rifled  by  King  John — and  by  Capel 
(Capel  le  Feme  as  it  is  prettily  named)  to  the  high  Dover  and 
Folkestone  road. 


light  on  the  Stour, 

C  H  A P TER     I  X 

ROMNEY    MARSH 

The  flat  tract  of  land  stretching  from  Sandgate  on  the  east 
to  the  Sussex  border  on  the  west  and  practically  converted  into 
an  island  by  the  thirty-mile  long  military  canal  which  begins  by 
the  former  place  and  joins  the  Rother  little  more  than  two 
miles  to  the  north-east  of  Rye,  is  a  place  of  peculiar  fascination. 
Of  the  narrowest  between  Sandgate  and  Hythe  this  tract 
broadens  out  to  nearly  a  dozen  miles  at  its  widest  and  is  nearly 
half  as  long  again  at  its  longest.  Commonly  spoken  of  as 
Romney  Marsh,  it  is  really  divided  up  under  various  names — 
Romney  Marsh,  Walland  Marsh  and  Denge  Marsh,  and  on  it 
will  be  found  some  interesting  towns  and  villages,  many  old 
parish  churches,  some  with  but  very  few  parishioners,  and  on 
it  also  is  the  well-known  point  of  Dungeness.  To  most  people 
visiting  Dungeness  for  the  first  time  unprepared  there  is  a 
surprise  in  store — knowing  or  knowing  by  repute  the  chalk 
headlands  of  the  North  and  South  Forelands,  Shakespeare's 
Cliff  and  Beachy  Head,  they  mostly  regard  the  cape  that  comes 
between  the  two  last  named  as  being  of  a  similar  nature.  They 
find  instead  a  spit  of  shingle  beach  running  out  into  the  sea— 
and  growing,  they  are  told,  at  the  rate  of  a  yard  or  so  every 
year— flat  loose  shingle  sparsely  grown  with  foot-high  shrubs, 


1 82 


DUNGENESS 


CHAP. 


spotted  in   June   with  golden   dabs  of  flowering  broom   and 
singularly  spired  over  with  beautiful  foxgloves.     The  Ness  lies 


. 


j? 


TfytJZ 


/ 


±i=*R 


ffiiA^crM 


Romney  Marsh  and  thz  Church  at  Lympne. 

nearly  four  miles  from  Lydd,  the  most  southerly  town  of  our 
county,  and  is  best  approached  by  the  railway  which  runs  from 
that  town  past  Lloyd's  Signalling  Station  to  the  near  neigh- 


ix  A  LONELY  SHORE  183 

bourhood  of  the  massy  Dungeness  Lighthouse,  twenty  miles 
from  the  cross-channel  light  on  Cap  Grisnez,  of  the  relations 
of  which  lights  Mr.  George  Meredith  has  sung — 

"  Where  Grisnez  winks  at  Dungeness 

Across  the  ruffled  strip  of  salt." 

Lambarde  describes  Dungeness  as  "Neshe,  called  in  Saxon 
nesse,  which  seemeth  to  be  derived  of  the  Latine  Nasus,  and 
signifieth  a  Nebbe  or  Nose  of  the  land  extended  into  the  Sea," 
and  he  goes  on  to  say  "  before  this  Neshe  lieth  a  flat  into  the 
Sea,  threatening  great  danger  to  unadvised  Sailers."  It  has 
always  been  a  notoriously  dangerous  point  for  shipping. 

Those  who  prefer  pedestrianism  will  find  the  walking  over  the 
loose  stones  more  than  a  little  tiring,  for  the  "  roads  "  of  the 
map  are  but  tracks  across  the  beach.  "  Backstays,"  broad 
pieces  of  wood  attached  snowshoewise  to  the  soles  of  their 
boots,  are  used  by  some  of  the  people  of  the  district.  Whether 
reached  afoot  or  by  rail  the  spot  well  repays  the  visitor.  It  is 
quite  unlike  anything  else  that  our  county  has  to  offer 
and,  whether  approached  from  the  woodlands  north  of  the 
Marsh  or  by  the  road  that  runs  near  the  sea-front  from  Hythe, 
offers  a  great  contrast  to  the  scenery  through  which  we  have 
been  passing.  Near  to  Lydd  large  tracts  of  turnips  in  full 
bloom  appear  a  veritable  Field  of  Gold.  But  soon  the  cultivated 
fields  give  place  to  rough  grass  and  this  in  turn  to  the  gorse, 
broom,  foxgloves  and  other  flowers  that  find  sustenance  and 
flourish  amid  the  stones.  Some  dotted  coastguard  stations, 
some  batteries  and  two  or  three  isolated  houses,  along  the  south 
and  eastern  sides  of  the  Ness  are  all  the  buildings  besides 
those  of  the  signalling  station  and  lighthouse.  The  railway 
station  is  little  more  than  a  shed  and  tickets  taken  at  Lydd  are 
collected  before  we  set  out  upon  the  brief  journey.  West  of 
the  station  about  a  couple  of  miles  is  an  inn,  and  north-east  of 
it  about  a  mile  is  another,  so  that  the  visitor  spending  some 
time  in  this  comparative  solitude  may  find  refreshment  without 
having  to  wait  for  an  infrequent  train  back  to  Lydd,  or  without 
having  a  lengthy  walk  to  the  next  coastal  town — Rye,  about  ten 
miles  west,  or  New  Romney,  about  six  miles  and  a  half  north. 
To  the  lover  of  quiet  with  wind  and  waves,  where  his  solitude 
is  little  likely  to  be  broken  in  upon  by  his  fellows,  anywhere  on 


1 84 


A  LEVEL  BEACH 


CHAP. 


these  miles  of  Denge  or  Dunge  beach  may  be  cordially 
recommended.  The  appearance  of  the  beach  is  of  a  level,  its 
highest  point  is  but  twenty  feet  above  the  sea.     There  was  at 


Lydd. 


one  time  a  project  for  establishing  a  harbour  near  Dungeness 
but  it  has  not  been  proceeded  with.  Should  the  scheme  ever 
be  carried  out  and  roads  make  the  district  accessible  it  may 
well  be  believed  that  a  bracing  holiday  resort  would  spring  up 


IX  LYDD  AND  LYDDITE  185 

about  it ;  even  on  summer  nights  the  air  here  is  described  as 
"hand-cold."  The  whole  of  this  tract  is  said  to  abound  in 
hares,  and  is  a  popular  coursing  ground,  though  the  loose  stones 
make  poor  running  for  the  dogs. 

Returning  from  Dungeness  over  the  beach  and  marsh  to 
Lydd  we  may  visit  our  county's  limit  by  the  Holmstone  tract, 
conspicuous  for  its  holly  trees,  about  a  mile  and  a  half  from 
the  town,  and  thence  join  the  road  which  runs  from  Lydd  to 
the  first  of  the  Sussex  coastguard  stations,  and  so  reach  the 
former  place.  Lydd,  a  pleasant  marsh  town,  is  a  member  of 
the  Cinque  Port  of  Romney  and  though  the  sea  has  left  it  two 
and  a  half  miles  inland  it  may  still  be  regarded  as  a  fishing 
place.  The  Ripes,  or  Rypes,  pasture-lands  running  southward 
to  the  stony  beach  are  occupied  by  a  military  camp,  where 
artillery  practice  is  carried  on.  Indeed  the  town  has  given  its 
name  to  "  Lyddite,"  the  high-power  explosive  first  made  here 
and  the  composition  of  which  as  now  employed  in  the  British 
Army  is  an  official  secret.  Recent  experiments  with  a  new 
highly  powerful  explosive  are  described  as  "  having  produced 
all  the  effects  of  an  earthquake  for  several  miles  around  "  —which 
suggests  that  a  further  deadly  "  peacemaker  "  is  being  perfected 
at  Lydd. 

The  handsome  church  which  stands  in  the  middle  of  the 
town,  and  shows  its  embattled  tower  from  far  off  amid  trees 
as  we  approach,  is  interesting  not  only  for  its  brasses  but 
because  when  Thomas  Wolsey  was  ascending  his  honorous 
estate,  to  use  the  words  of  the  faithful  Cavendish,  he  was  vicar 
here,  and  his  ambition  might  be  said  to  be  typified  in  the  way 
in  which  he  raised  the  tower  of  the  church  from  more 
modest  dimensions  to  its  present  height.  In  Wolsey's  time  the 
church  belonged  to  Tintern  Abbey. 

About  three  miles  from  Lydd  by  a  winding  road,  or  nearly 
a  mile  less  if  we  take  the  footpath  that  leaves  the  road  to  the 
right  little  more  than  half  a  mile  beyond  the  railway  bridge 
and  crosses  the  marsh  fields,  we  come  to  New  Romney,  a 
place  the  name  of  which  has  become  something  of  a  misnomer 
by  the  passing  of  centuries — as  the  oldest  existing  roadway 
over  the  river  Thames  still  rejoices  in  the  name  of  Newbridge. 

Where  old  and  New  Romney  stand — a  couple  of  miles 
apart — once  ran  the  River  Rother  which  now  reaches  the  sea 


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"AN  HYDEOUS TEMPEST" 


CHAT. 


to  the  south  of  Rye,  finishing  its  course  wholly  through  Sussex 
instead  of  through  Kent.  Its  mouth  was  so  silted  up  at 
the  close  of  the  eleventh  century  that  New  Romney  was 
established  nearer  the  sea.  The  change  in  the  Rother's 
course  is  said  to  have  followed  a  great  storm  in  the  time  of 
Edward  I.,  the  road  from  Romney  to  Appledore — known  as  the 
Rhee  wall — marking  the  ancient  course.  Romney  or  Old  Rom- 
ney was  at  one  time  an  important  seaport  with  a  goodly  harbour, 
the  resort  of  much  shipping  ;  but  first  came  the  silting  up  of  the 


Lydd  from  Romney  Marsh. 

Rother  Estuary,  and  then  the  deflecting  of  the  river's  course 
to  the  west  and  the  old  Cinque  Port  fell  from  its  proud 
position.  It  appears  to  have  been  a  notable  place  for  storms 
too  for  Thomas  a  Becket  when  seeking  to  escape  secretly  out 
of  England  set  sail  from  this  port  and  could  not  get  away 
owing  to  the  great  storm  raging  and  (saith  Lambarde)  "  both 
the  town  of  Rumney  and  the  Marsh  received  great  harme  in 
the  8th  year  of  the  reign  of  King  Edward  the  third,  by  an 
hydeous  tempest  that  threw  down  many  Steeples  and  Trees, 


ix  A  FAVOURABLE  COMPARISON  187 

and  above  300  Mills  and  Housings  here."  Now  the  small 
place  sleeping  quietly  inland  on  the  Marsh  suggests  nothing 
of  its  important  past. 

This  bit  of  country  was  compared  by  Bishop  Parry  to  the 
Roman  Campagna.  In  his  address  in  1879  to  the  Kent 
Archaeological  Society,  as  we  read  in  that  rich  storehouse  of 
Kent  facts  and  fancies  the  Archaologia  Cantiana,  the  then 
Bishop  of  Dover  said  : 

"  But  take  our  Roman-ey  this  Roman  Marsh  of  ours,  in  one  of  its 
calmer,  brighter,  happier  moods.  The  sun,  let  me  say,  is  hasting  to  his 
setting  over  Fair  Light,  and  the  shadows  are  lengthening  out  llythe- 
wards.  A  gentle  evening  breeze  rustles  peacefully  among  the  flags  along 
the  dyke  side.  The  blue  sky  overhead  was  never  more  blue.  Where  are 
we?  Is  this  Kent?  Are  we  in  England  at  all?  Or  have  we  dropped 
down  somewhere  upon  the  Campagna,  outside  the  walls  of  Rome?  For 
lack  of  a  ruined  aqueduct  your  eye  rests  on  the  grey  wall  of  Hope  or 
Eastbridge,  or  on  the  solitary  arch  of  Midley.  On  the  one  side  rises  a  tall 
landmark  across  the  plain,  the  Campanile  of  Lydd  ;  on  the  other  stretches 
far  away  the  long  ridge  of  the  Alban  and  Sabine  Hills,  which  folk  here- 
about call  Lympne  and  Aldington.  Rut  I  know  better,  for  while  my 
friend  the  Marsh  Rector  and  I  are  still  arguing  the  point,  there  comes 
creeping  along  the  road  to  Ostia  (New  Romney,  he  calls  it),  a  heavy 
waggon  drawn  by  the  wide-horned,  mild-eyed,  melancholy  oxen,  which 
every  Roman  artist  knows  so  well." 

There  is  an  olden  saying  which  describes  the  world  as  being 
divided  into  "  Europe,  Asia,  Africa,  America  and  Romney 
Marsh."  Why  the  Marsh,  as  it  is  commonly  called  in  South 
Kent,  was  given  this  position  it  is  difficult  to  determine,  unless 
it  was  meant  to  suggest  its  inaccessibility  ;  if  so,  nous  avons 
change  font  cela.  For  even  the  railway  has  invaded  the  district, 
with  its  line  from  Appledore  to  Brookland,  Lydd,  Dungeness 
and  New  Romney  (or  Littlestone-on-Sea).  The  embanking  of 
the  Marsh  by  Dymchurch  Wall  was  done  at  some'  early 
unknown  period,  but  it  has  meant  the  preservation  of  a  con- 
siderable tract  of  valuable  corn  and  grazing  land.  Cobbett 
the  agricultural  enthusiast  said  that  he  had  never  before  seen 
such  corn  as  he  saw  on  Romney  Marsh,  and  went  on  to  ask 
derisively  how  long  it  would  be  after  the  end  of  the  world 
before  the  American  prairies  had  anything  to  show  like  it.  If 
his  spirit  revisits  the  glimpses  of  the  moon  in  some  miles' 
square    tract   of  wheat   in   Manitoba  or  Minnesota    he    must 


1 88 


WEALTH  WITHOUT  HEALTH 


CHAP. 


regret  that  derision.  There  is  rich,  deep  earth  on  which 
crops  nourish  exceedingly  so  that  Romney  Marsh,  having 
the  usual  drawbacks  of  marshland  as  a  place  for  human 
habitation,  has  come  to  be  described  as  that  part  of 
Kent  conspicuous  for  wealth  without  health.  As  Lambarde 
puts    it,    "  the    place    hath    in    it    sundry   villages,    although 


Parish  Church,   Dymchurcli. 

not  thick  set,  nor  much  inhabited,  because  it  is  Hyeme 
?nalus,  /Estate  molestus,  Nunquam  bonus,  Evill  in  winter, 
grievious  in  sommer,  and  never  good  ;  as  Hesiodus  (the 
old  poet)  sometimes  said  of  the  Country  where  his  father 
dwelt."  Here,  says  the  same  topographer,  anyone  shall  find 
good  grass  underfoot  rather  than  wholesome  air  above  the 
head.     That  the  resident  may  find.     The  visitor  staying  by  the 


ix  A    LIBERAL  CHARTER  189 

shore  and  going  about  the  small,  scattered  hamlets,  the  tree- 
embowered  old  churches  and  farmsteads,  finds  die  summer  air 
wholesome  enough.  In  the  reign  of  Edward  IV.,  partly,  it  is 
suggested,  owing  to  the  unwholesomeness  of  the  country, 
partly  owing  to  the  fact  that  it  lay  so  exposed  to  attacks  from 
the  sea,  Romney  Marsh  was  so  suffering  from  want  of  inhabitants, 
that  to  allure  men  to  inhabit  it  the  King  granted  many 
privileges. 

"  Thai  the  Inhabitants  of  all  the  Towns  within  the  limits  of  Rumney 
Marsh  should  be  incorporated  by  the  name  of  Bayliff,  twenty-four  Jurates 
and  Commonaltie  of  Rumney  Marsh  in  the  Countie  of  A'ettt,  having  a 
Court  from  three  weeks  to  three  weeks,  in  which  they  hold  plea  of  all 
causes  and  actions,  reall  and  personal,  civil  and  criminal  ;  having  power 
to  choose  four  Justices  of  the  Peace  yearly  amongst  themselves,  besides  the 
Bayliffe,  who  is  armed  with  the  like  Authorities  having  moreover  return 
of  all  the  Prince's  Writs,  the  benefit  of  all  fines,  forfeits  and  amerciaments, 
the  privileges  of  Leet,  lawday  and  toume,  and  exemption  from  tolle  and 
tare,  scot  and  lot,  fifteen  and  subsidie,  and  from  so  many  other  charge.^  as 
I  suppose  no  one  place  within  the  Realm  hath." 

However  much  this  Charter  with  its  fascinating  legal 
terminology  may  have  had  an  effect  in  the  fifteenth  century, 
in  the  twentieth  it  cannot  be  said  that  Romney  Marsh — it  is 
still  pronounced  Rumney — is  in  any  danger  of  being  over- 
populated,  some  of  its  twenty  parishes  having  less  than  a  score 
of  parishioners,  while  in  some,  such  as  Orgarswick,  Blackman- 
stone  and  others,  the  church  has  lapsed  from  use.  The 
winding  roads  across  the  marsh  from  hamlet  to  hamlet  or 
village  have  much  of  interest  lor  those  who  can  find  pleasure  in 
flat  scenery,  diversified,  however,  by  many  trees,  by  plentiful 
wild  flowers  both  in  the  fields  and  along  the  dykes — variously 
known  as  dicks,  deeks  and  waterings — by  which  the  whole 
marsh  is  so  criss-crossed,  that  unless  with  someone  who  knows 
the  path  it  is  often  better  to  keep  to  the  quiet  road  than  try 
the  footpath  way.  As  Tom  Shoesmith  says  in  Mr.  Kipling's 
story  of  Dymchurch  Flit : 

"The  Marsh  is  just  riddled  with  diks  an'  sluices,  an'  tide-gates,  an' 
water-lets.  You  can  hear  'em  bubblin'  an'  grummelin'  when  the  tide  works 
in  'em,  an'  then  you  hear  the  sea  rangin'  left  an'  right-handed  all  up  along 
the  wall.  You've  seen  how  flat  she  is — the  Marsh  ?  You'd  think  nothin' 
easier  than  to  walk  eend-on  across  her  ?     Ah,  but  the  diks  an'  the  water- 


iqo  A  GIANT  OX  chap. 

lets,  they  twists  the  roads  about  as  ravelly  as  witch-yarn  on  the  spindles. 
So  ye  get  all  turned  round  in  broad  day-light." 

How  it  was  that  the  Pharisees — or  Farisies,  or  fairies — were 
all  shipped  from  the  Marsh  across  Channel  is  told  in  the  same 
delightful  story  in  Mr.  Kipling's  Puck  of  Pook's  Hill.  The 
Marsh  was  seemingly  at  one  time  favoured  by  supernatural 
beings  for  we  have  it  on  the  word  of  Thomas  Ingoldsby  that 

"a  Witch  may  still  be  occasionally  discovered  in  favourable  i.e.  stormy 
seasons,  weathering  Dungeness  Point  in  an  eggshell,  or  careering  on  her 
broomstick  over  Dymchurch  wall.  A  cow  may  yet  be  sometimes  seen 
galloping  like  mad,  with  tail  erect,  and  an  old  pair  of  breeches  on  her 
horns  an  unerring  guide  to  the  door  of  the  crone  whose  magic  arts  have 
drained  her  udder." 

The  dykes  by  which  the  marsh  is  drained,  with  their  rich 
yellow  irises,  their  reeds  and  sedges  and  various  other  aquatic 
plants,  offer  many  attractions  to  the  field  naturalist  and  botanist. 
The  extensive  pastures  are  fed  over  by  large  numbers 
of  sheep — said  to  be  a  particularly  hardy  breed — indeed 
the  district  is  said  to  feed  more  sheep  than  any  other  in 
the  country  of  the  same  extent.  There  are,  too,  a  goodly 
number  of  cattle  dotted  about,  though  fewer,  perhaps,  than 
on  the  Stour  marshes.  Says  old  Fuller,  pointing  out  how  the 
goodness  of  the  soil  of  the  county  generally  may  be  guessed 
from  the  greatness  of  the  Kentish  breed  where  both  the  cattle 
and  the  poultry  are  as  he  puts  it  allowed  the  largest  of  the  land  : 
"A  giant  ox,  fed  in  Romney  Marsh,  was  some  six  years  since 
to  be  seen  in  London,  so  high  that  one  of  ordinary  stature 
could  hardly  reach  to  the  top  of  his  back."  This  was  probably 
the  same  beast  noted  by  John  Evelyn  in  his  "  Diary "  on 
April  29,  1649  :  "  I  saw  in  London  a  huge  ox  bred  in  Kent, 
17  feet  in  length,  and  much  higher  than  I  could  reach."  That 
some  of  the  farm  horses  are  particularly  fine  I  have  seen,  remem- 
bering especially  a  magnificent  team  of  four  which  had  taken  a 
prize  early  this  summer  at  the  Ashford  show.  Drawing  one  of 
the  long  old-fashioned  wains,  and  glossily  groomed,  their 
tinkling  approach  advertised  their  merit,  for  the  proud  carter 
had  decorated  his  splendid  charges  with  red  cloth  tasselled 
trappings  and  tinkling  bells.  An  old  marsh  man  who  was 
near  me   as   they   passed   said,    "  Well,   I  never.     Time    was 


IX 


A  QUIET  PLACE 


191 


when  all  the  horses  about  used  to  he  like  that,   but  it's   many 
years  since  I've  heard  the  bells,  or  seen  'em  decked  this  way." 


A  Mill  on  Romney  Marsh. 


It  is  a  quiet  place,  for  the  most  part,  this  small  fifth  of  the 
world,  even  at   its  largest  centres — the  points  of  the  greatest 


192  DYMCHURCH-UNDER-THE-WALL  chap. 

liveliness  being  the  musketry  and  artillery  grounds  at  either  end. 
The  sleepy  inland  hamlets,  the  restful  looking  farms,  the  old 
churches  showing  among  their  groups  of  trees  suggest  quietude, 
and  it  is  pleasant  to  know  from  the  old  proverb,  and  to  gather 
from  the  appearance  of  the  populous  pasture,  the  rich  looking 
farm  lands,  that  it  is  associated  with  comfortable  wealth.  Follow- 
ing the  road  from  Appledore  to  Romney  we  may  visit  some  of 
the  villages  on  or  near  the  road — -Brookland,  on  what  is  techni- 
cally Walland  Marsh,  is  worth  visiting  on  account  of  its  Early 
English  Church  with  its  curiously  engraved  leaden  Norman  font 
and  its  massive  timber  bell-tower,  octagonal  in  shape  and 
detached  from  the  main  building.  To  this  church  belongs 
a  curious  story  accounting  for  the  detachment  of  the  bell-tower. 
It  is  recorded  that  considerable  laxity  was  shown  in  regard  to 
the  marriage  tie,  and  the  marriage  of  maidens  was  so  rare 
that  on  one  occasion  a  maid  coming  to  be  married  at 
Brookland  the  spire  leapt  down  from  the  building  in  surprise 
at  such  an  unusual  spectacle  ! 

Snargate — where  "Ingoldsby  "  Barham  was  once  Rector — and 
Brenzett  are  both  on  the  Rhee  Wall  road,  and  where  other 
roads  go  right  and  left  shortly  beyond  the  latter  place,  to  the 
right  we  come  to  Brookland  in  about  a  mile  and  a  half,  and  to 
the  left  (in  about  the  same  distance)  to  Ivychurch,  the 
high  turreted  tower  of  which  is  a  landmark  for  some  distance 
round. 

In  Dymchurch  on  the  shore,  roughly  speaking  in  the  middle 
of  the  Marsh  front — with  martello  towers  on  either  side — we 
have  a  place  which  has  some  repute  as  a  quiet  holiday 
resort,  though  it  is  being  challenged  by  the  new  Littlestone-on- 
Sea,  a  seaward  expatiation  of  New  Romney,  which  has  the  ad- 
vantage (or  disadvantage,  so  much  depends  upon  point  of  view) 
of  a  railway  station.  Dymchurch,  a  quiet,  scattered  village 
by  the  protecting  sea-wall — Dymchurch-under-the-Wall  as  it  is 
sometimes  named — is  supposed  to  have  been  a  Roman  station 
owing  to  a  number  of  remains  found  here  over  half  a  century 
ago  and  pointing  to  the  early  settlement  of  parts  of  the  Marsh. 
Indeed  the  great  earth  Wall  which  preserves  the  whole  valuable 
tract  of  Romney  Marsh,  and  inside  which  the  Hythe  road 
runs,  is  by  some  theorists  said  to  have  been  thrown  up  during 
the  Roman  occupation.     Through  the  wall,  which  has  occa- 


ix  SMUGGLING  DAYS  193 

sionally  suffered  during  severe  storms  in  recent  years,  are  the 
large  sluices  by  which  the  Marsh  is  drained.  The  quiet  village, 
which  with  its  open  aspect  and  its  broad  sands  finds  favour 
as  a  resort  with  those  people  who  like  a  restful  rather  than 
a  strenuous  holiday,  is  threatened  with  a  colony  of  railway- 
carriage  bungalows  made  out  of  the  discarded  rolling  stock  of 
the  Metropolitan  Railway !  In  bright  sunshine  Dymchurch, 
with  its  wide  sea  outlook  from  the  wall,  is  a  delightful  place, 
far  from  the  madding  crowd,  and  from  it  as  a  centre  the  whole 
extent  of  the  marsh  can  easily  be  explored  from  Hythe  to 
Dungeness  by  a  pedestrian  of  ordinary  endurance;  winding  roads 
and  (once  mastered)  more  direct  footpaths  go  in  all  directions 
while  inland  four  or  five  miles  lie  the  hills  which  form  an 
always  pleasant  background  to  the  Marsh  ;  hills  on  which 
various  landmarks  are  visible — here  the  massy  church  of 
Lympne  and  there  the  obelisk  at  Bilsington. 

Along  the  foot  of  these  hills — cutting  the  marshland  from  the 
mainland — -runs  the  long  Military  Canal  from  east  of  Hythe 
to  its  junction  with  the  Rother  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Rye. 
This  canal,  with  its  pleasant  elm-shaded  road  alongside,  has  a 
quiet  charm  and  much  picturesqueness  to  offer  and  the  walk 
along  it  is  one  full  of  attraction  to  the  lover  of  solitude. 
From  Hythe  to  Appledore  the  pedestrian  touches  no  village 
or  hamlet,  but  for  rest  or  refreshment  pleasant  villages 
are  always  accessible  within  a  short  distance  on  the  higher 
ground.  The  canal  was  formed  a  century  ago  for  defensive 
purposes  and  owes  its  existence  to  the  same  provocation  as 
that  which  brought  about  the  building  of  the  martello  towers. 

All  round  our  southern  and  eastern  coasts — as  we  have  seen 
— we  are  reminded  of  the  "good  old  days"  of  smuggling  and 
in  those  days  Romney  Marsh  was  especially  famous  as  a  law- 
defying  district.  And  smuggling,  as  we  saw  at  Sandwich,  was 
a  "  trade  "  profitable  both  on  the  outgoings  and  the  incomings, 
there  were  export  as  well  as  import  duties  to  evade,  and 
the  most  notable  product  of  the  country  hereabouts,  wool, 
was  one  of  the  most  valuable  to  the  smuggler.  As  early  as  the 
reign  of  Edward  I.  wool  was  excepted  from  the  "  merchandises  " 
which  might  be  exported,  and  again  and  again  proclamations 
were  issued  to  prevent  the  passing  abroad  of  this  valuable 
commodity.     Rich  flocks  fed  on  the    Marsh,    yet   but   small 

o 


194 


WOOL  SMUGGLING 


CHA1\ 


proportion  of  the  wool  found  its  way  to  the  home  market. 
Indeed  it  is  said  that  the  bold  men  of  this  part  of  the  county 
not  only  exported  their  own  wool  but  actually  went  into  the 
neighbouring  districts  and  bought  up  Wealden  wool  for  their 
illicit  trade.     Within  two  years,   at  one  time,  forty  thousand 


S^rUtuAw*- 


Old  Roinncy. 


packs  of  Kent  and  Sussex  wool  were  landed  at  Calais.  This 
smuggling  had  to  be  carried  on  in  a  bold  fashion,  for  wool- 
packs  were  not  things  which  could  be  easily  secreted,  but  the 
men  of  the  Marsh  held  together — and  even  found  powerful 
supporters — so  that  the  revenue  officers  did  not  have  an  easy 
time  of  it.     Indeed  in   1688  when  one  of  these  officers   with 


ix  CHURCHES  AS  STOREHOUSES  195 

a  posse  of  men  had  captured  eight  or  ten  "  owlers,"  as  they 
were  termed,  with  horses  laden  with  wool,  and  had  taken 
them  for  committal  to  the  Mayor  of  Romney,  that  worthy 
refused  to  do  more  than  admit  them  to  bail.  As  a  con- 
sequence, when  the  revenue  officers  sought  rest  at  Lydd  they 
were  harried  hence  by  the  smugglers  and  their  friends  and 
had  to  flee  pursued  by  half  a  hundred  supporters  of  the  illegal 
traffic,  and  were  we  may  be  sure  mightily  glad  to  reach  Rye 
with  whole  skins.  Smugglers,  many  stories  show  the  truth  of 
it,  were  far  more  popular  with  the  majority  of  people  than  were 
the  excise  officers.  Much  has  been  written  about  the  "free 
trading  "  as  carried  on  in  the  Marsh  and  the  adjacent  districts, 
the  romance  of  the  theme  having  appealed  to  several  story 
writers.  The  churches  it  is  said  were  even  used  as  storehouses 
for  the  smuggled  goods,  horses  were  borrowed  at  night  from 
farmyards  —  and  returned  in  the  early  morning  with  mysterious 
presents  from  the  free  traders.  We  can  well  believe  that  the 
sentiment  so  admirably  put  into  A  Smuggler's  Song  by  Mr. 
Rudyard  Kipling  was  a  century  or  two  ago  that  of  hundreds  of 
coast  dwellers  who  could  not  have  put  it  into  words — 

"  If  you  wake  at  midnight  and  hear  a  horse's  feet, 
Don't  go  drawing  back  the  blind  or  looking  in  the  street, 
Them  that  asks  no  questions  isn't  told  a  lie. 
Watch  the  wall,  my  darling,  while  the  gentlemen  go  by. 

Five  and  twenty  ponies 

Trotting  through  the  dark — 

Brandy  for  the  Parson, 

'Baccy  for  the  clerk  ; 

Laces  for  a  lady  ;  letters  for  a  spy, 
And  watch  the  wall,  my  darling,  while  the  gentlemen  go  by."1 

Fairfield  Church,  in  a  lonely  part  of  the  marsh  country  be- 
tween Brookland  and  Appledore,  is  said  to  have  been  one  of 
the  sacred  edifices  of  which  the  smugglers  made  a  temporary 
warehouse  for  their  goods.  This  church  is  dedicated  to  St. 
Thomas  of  Canterbury  from  whom  Becket's  Barn  in  the  parish 
presumably  derives  its  name.  Snargate  Church  was  another 
storehouse  for  illicit  traders.  The  stories  of  the  coast  smugglers 
and  of  the  efforts  to  prevent  them  would  easily  fill  a  volume, 
but  space  may  be  found  to  give  a  portion  of  an  Act  of 
Parliament  passed  in  the  reign  of  William  III.  in  which  it  is 

ordained  that : — 

1  "  Puck  of  Book's  Hill." 

O    2 


196  "THE  SMUGGLER'S  BRIDE"  chap. 

"  Whereas  it  is  a  common  practise  in  Romney  Marsh  and  other  places 
adjacent  for  evil  disposed  persons  to  sheer  their  sheep  and  lodge  wooll  near 
the  sea-side  and  sometimes  to  bring  wooll  out  of  the  country  more  remote 
and  lodge  it  as  aforesaid  where  by  fraud  and  force  in  the  night  time  the 
said  persons  do  cause  the  same  to  be  transported  to  France  to  the  increase 
of  the  trade  of  that  kingdom  and  the  destruction  of  the  trade  of  England. 
To  prevent  these  practices  for  the  future  be  it  further  enacted  by  the 
authority  aforesaid  that  all  and  every  owner  and  owners  of  wool  shorn  or 
housed  laid  upp  or  lodged  within  ten  miles  of  the  sea-side  within  the 
counties  of  Kent  and  Sussex  shall  be  obliged  to  give  an  exact  account  in 
writing  within  three  days  after  the  sheering  thereof  of  his,  her,  or  their 
number  of  fleeces,  and  where  lodged  or  housed  to  the  next  adjacent  port  or 
officer  of  His  Majesties  Customs  or  the  like  notice  before  he,  she,  or  they 
shall  presume  to  remove  any  part  or  parcel  thereof  of  the  said  number  of 
fleeces  and  weight  and  the  name  of  the  person  or  persons  to  whom  it 
is  disposed  and  the  place  to  which  it  is  intended  to  be  carried  and  take  a 
certificate  from  the  officer  who  first  entered  the  same  upon  penalty  of 
forfeiting  all  such  wooll  as  shall  not  be  so  entred  or  otherwise  disposed  of 
and  the  owner  or  owners  also  to  be  liable  to  the  further  penalties  of  three 
shillings  for  every  pound  weight  of  all  such  wooll." 

Despite  all  ordinances  against  it,  wool  smuggling  out  of  the 
country  went  on  for  long  as  merrily  as  did  spirit  smuggling  in,  and 
the  general  liking  for  a  bargain  made  the  smuggling  fraternity 
as  has  been  said  far  more  popular  than  the  revenue  officers. 

Turning  from  law  to  romance  we  may  recall  an  olden  ballad 
telling  the  tragical  story  of  the  "  Smuggler's  Bride  " 

"Attention  give,  and  a  tale  I'll  tell, 
Of  a  damsel  fair  that  in  Kent  did  dwell, 
On  the  Kentish  coast  when  the  tempest  rolled 
She  fell  deep  in  love  with  a  smuggler  so  bold. 

Upon  her  pillow  she  could  not  sleep, 
When  her  valliant  smuggler  was  on  the  deep, 
While  the  winds  did  whistle  she  would  complain, 
For  her  valliant  smuggler  that  ploughed  the  main. 

When  Will  arrived  on  his  native  coast, 

He  would  fly  to  her  that  he  valued  most — 

He  would  fly  to  Nancy,  his  lover  true, 

And  forget  all  hardships  he'd  lately  been  through. 

One  bright  May  morning  the  sun  did  shine, 

And  lads  and  lasses,  all  gay  and  fine, 

Along  the  coast  they  did  trip  along, 

To  behold  their  wedding  and  sing  a  cheerful  song. 

Young  Nancy  then  bid  her  friends  adieu, 

And  to  sea  she  went  with  her  lover  true  ; 

In  storms  and  tempests  all  hardships  braves, 

With  her  valliant  smuggler  upon  the  foaming  waves. 


ix  -THE  PEDLAR'S  SONG"  197 

One  stormy  night,  when  the  winds  did  rise, 

And  dark  and  dismal  appeared  the  skies, 

The  tempest  rolled,  and  the  waves  did  roar, 

And  the  valliant  smuggler  was  driven  from  the  shore. 

'  Cheer  up,'  cries  William,  '  my  valliant  wife.' 

Says  Nancy,  '  I  never  valued  life, 

I'll  brave  the  storms  ami  tempests  through, 

And  fight  for  William  with  a  sword  and  pistol  too.' 

At  length  a  cutter  did  on  them  drive  ; 

The  cutter  on  them  soon  did  arrive  : 

'  Don't  be  daunted.     Though  we're  but  two 

We'll  not  surrender,  but  fight  like  Britons  true.' 

'  Cheer  up,'  says  Nancy  with  courage  true, 
'  I  will  fight,  dear  William,  and  stand  by  you." 
They  like  Britons  fought,  Nancy  stood  by  the  gun, 
They  beat  their  enemies  and  quickly  made  them  run. 

Another  cutter  now  hove  in  sight 

And  join'd  to  chase  them  with  all  their  might ; 

They  were  overpowered,  and  soon  disarmed, 

It  was  then  young  Nancy  and  William  were  alarmed. 

A  shot  that  moment  made  Nancy  start, 
Another  struck  William  to  the  heart  ; 
This  shock  distressed  lovely  Nancy's  charms, 
When  down  she  fell  and  expired  in  William's  arms. 

Now  Will  and  Nancy  love  bid  adieu, 
They  lived  and  died  like  two  lovers  true. 
Young  men  and  maidens  now  faithful  prove, 
Like  Will  and  Nancy  who  lived  and  died  in  love." 

The  ballad  writer  it  will  be  observed  is  not  troubled  by  the 
illegality  of  the  occupation  in  which  the  faithful  couple  were 
engaged — love  and  the  fact  that  they  died  together  justified  all. 
Now  leaving  the  Marsh — the  picturesqueness  and  charms  of 
which  grow  upon  us  the  better  we  become  acquainted  with  them 
—and  setting  out  for  the  villages  among  the  hills  we  may  repeat 
some  appropriate  lines,  The  Pedlar  leaves  the  Bar  Parlour  at 
Dymchurch,  by  Mr.  Ford  Madox  Hueffer,  a  poet  who  has  lived 
in  the  district,  learned  it  intimately  and  sung  of  it  hauntingly. 

"  Good-night,  we'd  best  be  jogging  on, 
The  moon's  been  up  a  while, 
We've  got  to  get  to  Bonnington, 
Nigh  seven  mile. 


198 


"THE  PEDLAR'S  SONT1 " 


CHAP.   IX 


But  the  marsh  ain'd  so  lone  if  you'v  heered  a  good  song, 
And  you  hum  it  aloud  as  you  cater  along, 
Nor  the  stiles  half  so  high,  nor  the  pack  so  like  lead, 
If  you've  heard  a  good  tale  and  it  runs  in  your  head. 

So,  come,  we'd  best  be  jogging  on, 
The  moon  will  give  us  light 
We've  got  to  get  to  Bonnington 
To  sleep  to-night." 


Rawlinson  Farm,  back  view. 


(w  • 

< •  —  & ■  ''"-■■  ■  '•' t"^?  *-€fe 

Half-timbered  Utilise,  Rawlinson  Farm,  Rolvenden. 


CHAPTER   X 


I.VMPNE    TO    THE    "  DENS. 

If  Romney  Marsh  lias  charms  that  grow  upon  us,  there  is 
perhaps  even  more  that  is  attractive  — greater  variety  of  imme- 
diate surroundings  and  the  added  views — from  the  hills  that 
lie  close  inland  from  the  neighbourhood  of  Hythe  to  near 
Appledore  at  the  further  um\  of  the  demi-lune.  It  is  a 
district  of  open  fields,  of  flowery  edges,  of  woodland  hollows, 
and  strips  of  shaws  along  the  fields,  of  dipping  and  rising  lanes 
and  small  but  pleasant  villages,  with  occasional  magnificent 
views  over  the  wide  extent  of  Romney  Marsh.  Leaving  the 
narrow  main  street  of  Hythe  by  a  broad  and  rapidly  rising 
high  road  trending  inland  we  may  come  to  this  district, 
or  following  the  low  road  by  the  canal  we  may  reach  West 
Hythe,  the  earliest  successor  as  port,  it  is  believed,  to  its 
once  important  neighbour  Lympne,  now  but  a  small  village. 
Inland  a  short  distance  from  West  Hythe  there  used  anciently 
to  stand  Shepway  Cross,  at  which  "  our  Limenarcha  "  or  Lord 
Warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports  was  sworn  in ;  here,  too,  the 
Cinque  Port  Courts  were  held  in  early  times.  Rather 
more  than  a  mile  further  along  are  the  scattered  remains 
of  Stutfall  or  Studfall  Castle,  the  Roman  castrum  of  the  port 
of  Lemanis,  in  a  wild  and  lonely  bit  of  country  suited  to  the 
ancient  memories  it  conjures  up.  The  Roman  ruins  broken 
and  overgrown  as  seen  here  and  at  Richborough  are  far  more 


200 


PORTUS  LEMANIS 


CHAP. 


impressive  than  where  such  remains  are  neighboured  by  modern 
buildings. 

The  hills  rise  somewhat  sharply  along  this  part  of  our  journey, 
and  before  visiting  the  ruins  it  is  well  to  see  them  from 
below  and  to  recall  that  this  was  in  Roman  times  a  port, 
either  a  bay  or,  as  some  suppose,  the  estuary  of  the  Rother 
which  it  is  thought  may  have  flowed  out  here  before  it  took  to 
erratic  ways.  Archaeologists  have  discussed  the  matter  with 
various  theories,  and  readers  who  would  learn  further  details  of 
these  Roman  remains — Reculver,  Richborough,  and  Lympne 
— should  read  the  book  on  the  subject,  published  in  1850  by 


Lympne  Castle. 


Charles  Roach  Smith,  referring  for  later  researches  to  the 
rich  volumes  of  the  Archceologia  Cantiana.  Here  we  must  be 
satisfied  with  a  glimpse  at  the  ruins,  greatly  changed  it  must 
be  remembered  by  landslips  during  the  many  centuries  that  have 
elapsed  since  the  last  of  the  Romans  left  this  outpost  of  their 
empire.  Now  high  and  dry  some  miles  inland  it  is  difficult  to 
realise  that  Lympne  was  one  of  the  great  keys  of  Britain,  equal 
in  importance  to  Dover  and  Richborough.  It  is  curious 
that  a  corruption  of  the  Roman  "  Portus  Lemanis "  should 
remain  in  Lympne  on  the  heights  above,   but  that  the  cast- 


x  FAIR  ROSAMOND'S  TOWER  201 

ruin  itself  should  have  taken  on  the  new  name  of  Stutfall  or 
Studfali. 

Lympne  Castle,  nowadays,  means  not  the  older  Roman 
castrum,  but  the  comparatively  new  place  close  to  the  church 
on  the  brow  of  the  hill  above,  forming  with  the  church  a 
remarkable  pile  which  serves  as  a  notable  landmark  miles 
away  in  the  marshes.  This  castle — long  degenerated  into  a 
farmhouse — was  built  in  the  reign  of  Henry  V.,  and  may  have 
succeeded  a  Norman  watch-tower.  Now  it  is  being  largely 
added  to  by  a  new  owner,  and  though  the  additions  bid 
fair  to  be  in  keeping  with  the  rest,  they  will  sadly  destroy  the 
land-side  view  of  the  grand  old  church,  which  is,  as 
has  been  said,  a  fine  landmark.  Its  massive  central  tower  is 
supposed  to  be  the  work  of  Lanfranc,  who  employed  in  its 
building  much  stone  from  the  ancient  castrum  below.  From 
the  God's  acre — with  sheep  nibbling  among  the  tombs,  a 
high  stemmed  sundial  near  its  entrance  gate — may  be  had  a 
wonderful  view  seawards  over  the  marshland,  and  away  to 
Dungeness. 

Inland  from  Lympne  a  couple  of  miles  is  its  nearest  railway 
station  at  Westenhanger  (once  Ostenhanger),  near  to  which  are 
the  remains  of  an  ancient  mansion  where,  says  a  wholly  unsup- 
ported tradition,  Rosamond  Clifford  lived  before  she  went  to 
Woodstock.  According  to  an  old  writer,  the  house  was 
"  moated  all  round,  and  had  a  drawbridge,  a  gatehouse  and 
portal  with  a  portcullis,  and  the  walls  all  embattled  and  fortified 
with  nine  towers,  one  of  which  was  called  Fair  Rosamond's 
Tower."  That  tower,  the  sentimental  visitor  may  like  to  know, 
is  one  of  those  remaining.  The  house  is  said  to  have 
had  one  hundred  and  twenty-six  rooms,  and  as  many  windows 
as  there  are  days  in  the  year.  A  worthy  place  for  the  housing 
of  a  king's  love.  When  Queen  Elizabeth  made  one  of  her  magni- 
ficent progresses — costly  outings  as  they  proved  to  her  loyal 
entertainers — she  stayed  "  at  her  own  house  at  Westenhanger." 
Here  for  a  time  after  the  fighting  at  Maidstone  in  1648  the 
Royalists  kept  some  of  their  Parliamentarian  prisoners.  At 
the  beginning  of  the  eighteenth  century  the  greater  part  of  the 
mansion  was  pulled  down,  and  a  hundred  years  later  that  which 
remained  had  become  a  farmhouse.  At  Westenhanger  we  are 
on  the  Stone  Street  which  runs  straightly,   through  Stanford 


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Westenhanger  Castle. 


ch.  x  MACHINATIONS  OF  THE  DEVIL  203 

about  a  mile  beyond,  north  to  Canterbury,  but  for  a  strange 
bit  of  wriggling  up  the  downs  by  Horton  Park,  the  formation 
of  which  probably  led  to  the  alteration  of  the  way. 

Between  two  and  three  miles  out  of  Stanford  is  Sellinge, 
which  may  be  reached  by  pleasant  footpaths  and  from  which 
the  southerly  road  will  take  us  back  to  the  hills  fronting  the 
marsh  at  Court-at-Street — only  a  mile  and  a  half  by  direct  road 
from  Lympne.  Along  that  direct  road  new  residences  being 
built  show  that  the  hills  with  their  magnificent  southerly  viewsare 
attracting  twentieth  century  summer  residents,  as  two  thousand 
years  ago  they  attracted  the  Romans.  Here  we  are  on  the 
road  which  connected  Lemanis  (Lympne)  with  Anderida 
(Pevensey)  and  all  along  here  it  is  recorded  that  remains  of 
Roman  settlements  have  been  discovered  so  plentifully  as  to 
suggest  that  the  road  was  "  bordered  with  villas." 

Court-at-Street  is  described  by  Lambarde  as  "  Courtofstrete, 
commonly  Court  of  Strete,  truly,  and  Beliirica  (or  rather) 
Belcaire,  anciently,  that  is,  Hello-castrum,  the  Faire  Castle." 
Its  early  history  can  only  be  guessed  at,  now  it  is  but  a 
small  hamlet  with  memories  of  a  remarkable  imposture 
belonging  to  the  transition  period  when  England  was  passing 
from  her  allegiance  to  Rome  to  the  consolidation  of  the 
Protestant  Church.  The  imposture  may  be  introduced  in 
words  written  less  than  forty  years  after. 

"  The  enemy  of  mankinde,  and  Prince  of  darknesse,  Sathan 
the  Devill,  perceiving  that  the  glorious  and  bright  shining 
beams  of  God's  holy  truth  and  gladsome  Gospell  had  pearced 
the  misty  thick  clouds  of  ignorance,  and  shewed  (not  only  to 
the  people  of  Germanic,  but  to  the  inhabitants  of  this  Island 
also)  the  true  way  of  their  deliverance  from  damnable  error, 
Idolatory,  and  Popish  superstition  :  And  fearing,  that  if  he  did 
not  now  bestirre  him  busily,  he  was  in  perill  to  lose  infinite 
numbers  of  his  Subjects,  and  consequently  no  small  part  of 
that  his  spirituall  Kingdome :  he  practiced  most  carefully  in 
all  places,  with  Monks,  Friars,  Priests,  Nunns,  and  the 
whole  rablement  of  his  religious  army,  for  the  holding  of 
simple  souls  in  wonted  obedience,  and  the  upholding  of 
his  usurped  Empire  in  the  accustomed  glory,  opinion,  and 
reverence. 

"  And  for  this  purpose  (amongst  sundry  sleights,  set  to  shew 


204 


THE  HOLY  MAID  OF  KENT 


CHAP. 


in  sundry  places,  about  the  latter  end  and  declination  of  that 
his  reign)  one  was  wrought  by  the  Holy  Maid  of  Kent,  in  a 
Chappell  at  this  town,  in  devise  as  malicious,  indeed  as 
mischievous,  and  in  discovery  as  notorious,  as  any  whatso- 
ever. But  because  the  midst,  and  end  of  this  Pageant,  is  yet 
fresh  in  the  knowledge  of  many  on  live,  and  manifested  to  all 
men  in  books  abroad  :  and  for  that  the  beginning  thereof  is 
known  to  very  few,  and  likely  in  time  to  be  hid  from  all,  if  it 


i/4  »^ 


SniaU  Hythe. 


be  not  by  some  way  or  other  continued  in  minde  :  I  will 
labour  only  to  bewray  the  same,  and  that  in  such  sort,  as  the 
maintainers  thereof  themselves  have  committed  it  to  the 
world  in  writing." 

This  Holy  Maid  of  Kent,  or  Nun  of  Kent,  who  demonstrated 
at  Court-at-Street  was  one  Elizabeth  Barton,  in  1525  a  domestic 
servant,  about  twenty  years  of  age,  at  near-by  Aldington. 
Having  suffered  from  fits,  in  which  she  was  given  to  strange 
utterances,  she  came  to  be  looked  upon  as  a  prophetess,  and  in 


x  ALDINGTON  KNOLL  205 

the  hands  of  some  would-be  miracle-workers  proved  a  ready 
tool.  She  professed  to  be  divinely  inspired  and  her  sayings 
were  widely  believed.  She  was  removed  to  Canterbury  and 
later  to  London ;  churchmen  and  nobles  listening  to  her 
with  respect.  Then  in  an  unhappy  hour  she  declared  against 
the  divorce  of  the  King  and  his  marriage  with  Anne  Boleyn, 
and  this  in  the  long  run  led  to  her  undoing.  From  divine 
prophecy  she  went  on  to  treasonable  utterances,  declaring  that 
the  re-married  monarch  had  ceased  to  be  King  in  the  eyes  of 
God.  After  repeated  examinations  by  Cranmer  in  1533, 
Elizabeth  Barton  confessed  to  the  fraud  which  she  had  been 
carrying  on  to  gain  applause,  and  at  the  instigation  of  certain 
monks  and  other  people,  and  in  the  following  spring,  she  and 
five  of  her  abettors  were  hanged  at  Tyburn.  The  chapel  with 
which  the  "  Holy  Maid  "  was  associated  stood  on  the  seaward 
slopes  from  the  present  hamlet  on  Aldington  Frith,  or  "  Fright." 
Later,  if  Thomas  Ingoldsby  is  to  be  believed,  the  place  came 
to  be  looked  upon  as  the  resort  of  evil  spirits  :  "  warlocks,  and 
other  unholy  subjects  of  Satan,  were  reported  to  make  its  wild 
recesses  their  favourite  rendezvous,  and  that  to  an  extent  which 
eventually  attracted  the  notice  of  no  less  a  personage  than 
the  sagacious  Matthew  Hopkins  himself,  Witchfinder  General 
to  the  British  Government."  The  murderous  witchfinder's 
association  with  Kent  does  not  seem  to  be  true ;  his  hideous 
work  was  mainly  carried  out  in  East  Anglia,  and  in  East  Anglia 
he  himself  suffered  as  he  had  made  others  suffer,  and  on  the 
same  charge. 

The  seaward  slope  affords  again  beautiful  and  wide  views 
over  the  marshes  diversified  with  woodland,  and  here  before 
turning  to  the  right  where  the  road  forks  we  may  pause  to 
repeat  another  of  Mr.  Hueffer's  poems  inspired  by  this  locality, 
"  Aldington  Knoll,  The  Old  Smuggler  Speaks  "  : 

"  Al'ington  Knoll  it  stands  up  high, 
Guidin'  the  sailors  sailin'  by. 
Stands  up  high  for  all  to  see 
Cater  the  marsh  and  crost  the  sea. 

Al'ington  Knoll's  a  mound  a  top, 
With  a  dick  all  round  and  it's  bound  to  stop, 
For  them  as  made  it  in  them  old  days 
Sees  to  it  well  that  theer  it  stays. 


206  ERASMUS  AT  ALDINGTON  chap. 

For  that  ol'  Knoll  is  watched  so  well 
By  drownded  men  let  outen  Hell  ; 
They  watches  well  and  keeps  it  whole 
For  a  sailor's  mark — the  goodly  Knoll. 

Farmer  Finn  as  farms  the  ground 
Tried  to  level  that  goodly  mound, 
But  not  a  chap  from  Lydd  to  Lym' 
Thought  that  job  were  meant  for  him. 

Finn  'e  fetched  a  chap  fro'  th'  Sheeres, 
One  o'  yer  spunky  devil-may-keeres, 
Giv'  him  a  shovel  and  pick  and  spade, 
Promised  him  double  what  we  was  paid. 

He  digged  till  ten,  and  he  muddled  on 

Till  he'd  digged  up  a  sword  and  an  skillington — 

A  grit  old  sword  as  long  as  me, 

An'  grit  ol'  bones  as  you  could  see. 

He  digged  and  digged  the  livelong  day, 
Till  the  sun  went  down  in  Fairlight  Bay  ; 
He  digged  and  digged,  and  behind  his  back 
The  lamps  shone  out  and  the  marsh  went  black. 

And  the  sky  in  the  west  went  black  from  red, 
And  the  wood  went  black — an'  the  man  was  dead. 
But  wheer  he'd  digged  the  chark  shone  white 
Out  to  sea  like  Calais  light. 

Al'ington  Knoll  it  stands  up  high, 
Guidin'  the  sailors  sailin'  by, 
Stands  up  high  for  all  to  see 
Cater  the  marsh  and  crost  the  sea." 

From  the  forked  roads — the  left  continuing  our  westerly 
journey,  the  right  leading  shortly  to  the  village — we  have 
a  delightful  view  across  the  field  of  a  cluster  of  grey  stone,  red- 
roofed  cottages,  oast-houses  and  a  church  which  forms  for 
some  distance  round  an  admirable  landmark.  This  is  Alding- 
ton. Here  in  151 1 — when  the  "Holy  Maid "  was  a  child  of 
six  running  about  some  cottage  garden  in  the  neighbourhood — 
came  one  who  was  a  sworn  foe  to  all  miracle  workers.  This 
was  the  great  Dutch  scholar  Desiderius  Erasmus,  presented 
to  the  living  of  Aldington  by  Archbishop  Warham.  Never, 
says  one  of  the  biographers  of  Erasmus,  was  there  a  more 
flagrant  abuse  of  church  funds.  The  scholar  only  held  the 
living  for  about  sixteen  months  when  he  resigned  it  in  con- 


X  "HURSTS"  AND  "TONS"  207 

sideration  of  a  pension  of  twenty  pounds  a  year.  And  the 
archbishop  who  had  conferred  the  benefice  naively  thought  it 
was  as  well,  seeing  that  Erasmus  "  could  not  preach  the  word 
of  God  to  his  parishioners  or  hold  any  communication  with 
them  in  their  own  tongue,  of  which  he  is  entirely  ignorant." 
Northward  a  short  distance  from  Aldington  are  Smeeth  and 
Brabourne  reserved  for  visiting  when  we  take  Ashford  as  a 
centre. 

Returning  to  the  road  from  which  we  have  our  picturesque 
glimpse  of  the  church  which  Erasmus  must  so  inadequately 
have  served,  we  look  over  the  churchless  parish  of  Hurst. 
Several  places  have  this  wealden  name  as  termination  here— 
Goldenhurst  (an  old  building  with  secret  passages),  Falcon- 
hurst,  &c.  The  name  may  be  taken  as  indicative  of  the  well 
wooded  nature  of  the  country  round;  for  miles  to  the  west  we 
pass  through  scattered  woodland  on  the  right  as  our  road 
trends  nearer  to  the  Marsh  on  our  left.  Terminations  of  place- 
names  have  a  way  of  grouping  themselves  in  districts,  and  here 
after  Aldington  we  come  to  scattered  Bonnington  and  then  on 
a  hill-top  to  Bilsington  with  memories  of  a  thirteenth  century 
Priory  of  Austin  Canons,  the  remains  of  which — as  is  so  often 
the  case— now  form  part  of  a  farmhouse,  nearly  a  mile  inland. 
Though  Bilsington  is  scattered  about  four  cross-roads  on  a  hill- 
top it  is  but  a  low  hill,  for  we  have  descended  considerably 
since  leaving  Aldington  and  our  road  has  brought  us  within 
less  than  half  a  mile  of  the  Military  Canal  and  the  Marsh.  On 
a  high,  open  field  on  the  marsh  side  of  the  village  stands  a  tall 
obelisk  which  is  a  distinguishing  landmark  from  below.  This 
was  raised  to  the  memory  of  Sir  William  Cos  way.  Lord  of  the 
Manor  here,  who  was  killed  by  falling  off  a  coach  in  pre-railway 
days.  The  Manor  is  said  to  have  carried  with  it  the  office  of 
Cupbearer  to  the  Crown. 

From  Bilsington  pleasant  wooded  roads  go  north  past  small 
retired  hamlets  and  farmhouses  to  the  valley  of  the  East  Stour 
and  Ashford,  but  keeping  roughly  parallel  with  the  canal,  we 
pass  where  we  come  nearest  to  that  waterway,  through  Ruckinge 
and  a  couple  of  miles  beyond  reach  the  railway  (Ashford  and 
Hastings  Branch  of  the  S.E.R.)  at  Ham  Street.  From  here 
our  road  loops  in  again  past  Warehome  and  Kenardington — 
both  showing  picturesquely  grouped  in  trees— on  by-roads 
towards  the  Marsh.     Warehorne  was  at  one  time  the  scene  of 


208 


APPLEDORE 


CHAP. 


a  fair  of  some  importance  in  the  district.  At  Kenardington, 
which  is  now  a  small  village,  but  when  the  Rother  came  nearer 
may  well  have  been  of  greater  importance,  the  Saxons  are  said 
to  have  raised  earthworks  against  the  Danish  invaders.  The 
journey  from  Ham  Street  to  Appledore  may  be  made  almost 
entirely  by  footpaths,  giving  more  intimate  knowledge  of  this 
country  where  the  wealden  woodlands  are  merging  into  the 
marsh  levels. 

At  Appledore,  which  is  described  as  the  eastern  point  of  the 


'  ''    '  , 


£rfc 


Appledore. 

great  Andredsweald  of  Sussex,  Surrey,  and  Kent,  we  have  corne 
down  near  the  banks  of  the  canal  again — the  railway  station  is, 
indeed,  over  a  mile  away  on  the  marsh  itself—  to  a  large  and 
straggling  village  with  a  wide  main  street.  All  about,  except 
to  the  north-east,  by  which  we  have  approached,  extend  marsh- 
land levels.  Over  the  canal  is  Walland  Marsh  extending 
downwards  to  Lydd  and  Dungeness,  to  the  south-west  is  the 
Isle  of  Oxney,  made  by  the  Rother  and  its  branches,  backed  by 
Rye,,  whilst  west  and  north  is  the  upper  Rother  level  with, 


x  A  ROMAN  ALTAR  209 

beyond,  the  wooded  rising  ground  about  Tenterden.  Apple- 
dore  Church  is  an  interesting  old  edifice  near  the  canal. 
Towards  the  close  of  the  ninth  century,  when  the  Rother 
still  flowed  out  by  Romney,  this  was  presumably  a  place  of 
some  importance,  for  here  the  Danish  leader,  Hasting,  brought 
his  ships  and  established  himself,  building,  it  is  said,  a  fort  or 
castle  on  the  slope  overlooking  the  marsh  where  now  the 
church  stands.  It  was  then  that  the  folk  of  Kenardington 
threw  up  their  earthworks  to  keep  off  the  harrying  seamen. 

The  Isle  of  Oxney — about  five  and  a  half  miles  long  by 
three  broad — is  surrounded  by  the  Rother,  a  branch  of  it  known 
as  the  Reading  Sewer,  and  the  Royal  Military  Canal,  so  that  it 
retains  its  insular  character  despite  the  changes  in  the  channel 
of  the  Rother.  The  isle  is  really  a  delightful  spot  with  its 
high,  well  wooded  ground — over  two  hundred  feet  in  the  centre 
— rising  from  the  surrounding  marshes ;  especially  abruptly 
from  the  southern  side  where  the  main  stream  of  the  Rother 
flows.  As  we  approach  from  the  Marsh,  one  of  its  eastern 
hills  shows  plainly  with  two  trees  on  it.  The  actual  county 
boundary  there,  however,  is  the  Kent  Ditch,  the  Rother  having 
become  a  purely  Sussex  river,  though  to  the  east  of  the  isle 
it  flows  for  a  short  distance  wholly  in  Kent.  The  name  Oxney, 
it  is  suggested,  may  owe  its  derivation  to  oxen-ey,  or  island, 
that  is  the  island  on  which  oxen  are  pastured.  It  has  long 
been  celebrated  for  its  pastures,  and  that  it  maintains  its 
reputation  may  be  readily  believed  as  we  wander  about  it, 
though  its  sheep  far  outnumber  its  kine.  The  isle  is  divided 
into  two  parishes,  Stone  cum  Ebony  and  Wittersham.  Stone, 
about  two  miles  from  Appledore,  was  long  remarkable  as 
having  in  its  church,  "time  out  of  mind,"  an  old  altar,  sup- 
posed Roman  or  Brito-Roman,  with  oxen  figured  on  it.  This 
was  removed  from  the  church  to  the  vicarage  garden  by  the 
Rev.  William  Gostling,  the  author  of  a  Walk  in  and  About 
Canterbury,  who  was  appointed  Vicar  of  Stone  in  1753. 
Gostling's  father,  a  minor  Canon  of  Canterbury,  was  a  celebrated 
chorister  for  whom  Purcell  wrote  the  anthem  "They  that  go 
down  to  the  sea  in  ships,"  and  of  him  Charles  II.  is  reported 
to  have  said  "  You  may  talk  as  you  please  of  your  Nightin- 
gales ;  but  I  have  a  Gostling  who  excels  them  all."  Royal 
puns  are  granted  a  long  lease  of  life.  Writing  of  the  altar 
about  a   century  ago  a   Kentish  topographer  declared  "the 

p 


210  THE  ISLE  OF  OXNEY  char 

bason  or  hollow  at  top  retains  a  blackness,  as  if  burnt  by  the 
fire  occasioned  by  the  sacrifices  made  on  it." 

Wittersham,  towards  the  western  end  of  the  island  ridge,  has 
an  effective  landmark  in  its  church.  It  is  the  largest  village  in 
the  isle,  and  from  it  we  may  go  down  across  the  Rother  valley 
by  Peasmarsh  to  Rye.  Stone  and  Wittersham  are  about  three 
miles  apart  by  a  delightful  road  affording  excellent  views  ;  midway 
between  the  two,  at  the  Stocks,  we  come  to  four  cross-roads 
with  oast-houses,  a  mill,  and  one  of  the  most  beautiful  of 
timbered  cottages ;  following  the  left  turning  we  may  go  by 
Iden  and  Playden  to  Rye,  but  keeping  to  our  own  county  we 
turn  to  the  right  and  by  a  winding  road  descend  to  the  northern 
stream  which  we  cross  at  Reading  Street,  of  old  named  Ebony, 


•■- 


/*  »i 


Between  Appledore  ana    Tenterden. 


and  thence  in  about  three  miles,  climbing  upward  from  the 
Level,  reach  Tenterden.  From  Wittersham  we  may  more 
easily  and  no  less  pleasantly  reach  Tenterden  by  way  of  Small 
Hythe,  a  place  the  name  of  which  reminds  us  that  it  was  in 
olden  times  on  the  Rother  estuary.  Small  Hythe  with  pictur- 
esque old  cottages  is  at  the  foot  of  the  hills  about  three  miles 
south  of  Tenterden  for  which  it  was  the  one-time  landing- 
place.  At  Small  Hythe  and  at  Stone  ferry  are  toll  gates  where 
everything  has  to  pay — "there's  only  one  thing  we  let  in  or 
out  free,- and  that's  a  dog." 

At  Tenterden  we  reach  a  very  attractive  old  town  which 
long  rested  on  the  dignity  of  its  fame  as  a  member  of  the 
Cinque  Port  of  Rye,  and  as  one  of  the  first  places  in  which  the 
woollen  manufacture  was  established,  in  the  reign  of  Edward  III. 


THE  "DENS" 


211 


It  is  not  many  years  since  that  Tenterden  remained  untouched 
by  the  railway,  the  nearest  station  being  several  miles  off. 
Now  the  Kent  and  East  Sussex  Railway  runs  hither  from 
Headcorn  and  then  along  the  Rother  valley  to  Robertsbridge 
Junction.  At  Tenterden,  too,  we  are  in  the  Wealden  district 
with  the  terminal  "  den  " —signifying,  we  are  told,  "  a  wooded 
valley  affording  pasturage  " — familiar  in  numerous  place  names 
within  the  area  of  a  few  miles:  Rolvenden,  Newenden, 
Benenden,     Biddenden,    Halden,     Bethersden,    and    a    score 


$hSftLtt*^0~ 


High  Street,   Tenterden. 


of  others.  With  its  broad  green-margined  street,  its  well- 
kept  appearance,  the  town  is  one  to  impress  the  visitor 
favourably,  and  it  has  considerable  value  as  the  centre  from 
which  may  be  explored  some  of  the  most  delightful  out- 
of-the-way  wealden  hamlets  and  villages,  woodlands,  parks 
and  lanes  ;  we  may  go  along  some  beautiful  valleys,  we  may 
follow  the  course  of  the  Rother  to  old  Bodiam,  we  may  explore 
the  isle  of  Oxney  and  we  may  easily  reach  the  marshlands 
which  extend  east  and  west  of  Dungeness,  in  Kent  and 
Sussex. 

P    2 


212  TENTERDEN  STEEPLE  chap. 

"  Tenterden  Steeple  is  the  cause  of  the  breach  in  Goodwin 
Sands,"  so  runs  an  old  saying  arising  out  of  the  apocryphal 
story  which  tells  that  when  Tenterden  church  was  built  the 
Abbot  of  St.  Augustine's  at  Canterbury  (to  which  it  belonged), 
used  for  the  purpose  stones  which  had  been  brought  together 
to  repair  the  sea  wall  protecting  Earl  Godwin's  now  submerged 
estate  to  the  east  of  Deal.  Fuller,  after  pointing  out  how 
people  laughed  at  the  unlogical  reason  of  the  man  who 
declared  that  as  the  sands  were  firm  land  before  the  steeple 
was  built,  and  were  after  overflowed,  and  that  therefore 
Tenterden  Steeple  caused  Goodwin  Sands,  goes  on  to  accept 
the  tradition  : 

"  But  one  story  is  good  till  another  is  heard.  Though 
this  be  all  whereon  this  proverb  is  generally  grounded,  I  met 
since  with  a  supplement  thereunto.  It  is  this.  Time  out  of 
mind  money  was  constantly  collected  out  of  this  county  to 
fence  the  east  banks  thereof  against  the  eruption  of  the  seas  ; 
and  such  sums  were  deposited  in  the  hands  of  the  Bishop  of 
Rochester.  But,  because  the  sea  had  been  very  quiet  for  many 
years,  without  any  encroachings,  the  Bishop  commuted  that 
money  to  the  building  of  a  steeple  and  endowing  of  a  church 
in  Tenterden.  By  this  diversion  of  the  collection  for  the 
maintenance  of  the  banks,  the  sea  afterwards  brake  in  upon 
Goodwin  Sands.  And  'now  the  old  man  had  told  a  rational 
tale,  had  he  found  but  the  due  favour  to  finish  it.  And  thus, 
sometimes,  that  is  causelessly  accounted  ignorance  in  the 
speaker  which  is  nothing  but  impatience  in  the  auditors, 
unwilling  to  attend  the  end  of  the  discourse." 

The  story  thus  gravely  accepted  by  the  author  of  "  The 
History  of  the  Worthies  of  England  "  is  of  course  nothing  but 
a  myth,  but  before  dismissing  it  we  may  see  the  goodly  use 
of  the  story  which  was  made  "  by  the  Reverend  Father  Master 
Hugh  Latimer "  in  the  last  of  his  eight  sermons  preached 
before  King  Edward  VI.  and  his  Council  at  Westminster. 

"  Here  was  preaching  against  covetousness  all  the  last  year 
in  Lent,  and  the  next  summer  followed  rebellion;  ergo,  preach- 
ing against  covetousness  was  the  cause  of  the  rebellion.  A 
goodly  argument.  Here  now  I  remember  an  argument  of 
Master  More's  which  he  bringeth  in  a  book  that  he  made 
against  Bilney :  and  here  by  the  way  I  will  tell  you  a  merry  toy. 
Master  More  was  once  sent  in  commission  into  Kent,  to  help 


AND  THE  GOODWIN  SANDS 


213 


to  try  out,  if  it  might  be,  what  was  the  cause  of  Goodwin  Sands, 
and  the   shelf  that   stopped   up   Sandwich    Haven.     Thither 


u 


% 


Tenter  den  Steeple. 


cometh  Master  More,  and  calleth  the  country  afore  him,  such 
as  were  thought  to  be  men  of  experience,  and  men  that  could 
of  likelihood  best  certify  him  of  that  matter  concerning  the 


214 


AN  OLD  AGED  MAN" 


CHAP. 


stopping  of  Sandwich  Haven.  Among  others  came  in  before 
him  an  old  man,  with  a  white  head,  and  one  that  was  thought 
to  be  little  less  than  an  hundred  years  old.  When  Master 
More  saw  this  aged  man,  he  thought  it  expedient  to  hear  him 
say  his  mind  in  this  matter;  for,  being  so  old  a  man,  it  was 
likely  that  he  knew  most  of  any  man  in  that  presence  and 
company.  So  Master  More  called  this  old  aged  man  unto 
him,  and  said  '  Father,'  said  he,  '  tell  me,  if  ye  can,  what  is  the 
cause  of  this  great  arising  of  the  sands  and  shelves  hereabout 
this  haven,  the  which  stop  it  up  that  no  ships  can  arrive  here  ? 


Tenterdcn  from  the  Relvenden  Road. 

Ye  are  the  eldest  man  that  I  can  espy  in  all  this  company,  so 
that  if  any  man  can  tell  any  cause  of  it,  ye  of  likelihood  can 
say  most  in  it ;  or  at  leastwise  more  than  any  other  man  here 
assembled.'  '  Yea,  forsooth,  good  master,'  quoth  this  old  man, 
'  for  I  am  well-nigh  an  hundred  years  old,  and  no  man  here  in 
this  company  anything  near  unto  my  age.'  'Well,  then,'  quoth 
Master  More,  '  how  say  you  in  this  matter  ?  What  think  ye  to 
be  the  cause  of  these  shelves  and  flats  that  stop  up  Sandwich 
Haven  ? '  '  Forsooth,  sir,'  quoth  he,  '  I  am  an  old  man  ;  I  think 
that  Tenterton  Steeple  is  the  cause  of  Goodwin  Sands.  For  I 
am  an  old  man,  sir,'  quoth  he,  'and  I  may  remember  the 
building  of  Tenterton  Steeple;  and  I    may   remember    when 


x  THE  BEACON  215 

there  was  no  steeple  at  all  there.  And  before  that  Tenterton 
Steeple  was  in  building,  there  was  no  manner  of  speaking  of 
any  flats  or  sands  that  stopped  the  haven  ;  and  therefore  I 
think  that  Tenterton  Steeple  is  the  cause  of  the  destroying  and 
decay  of  Sandwich  Haven.'  And  even  so,  to  my  purpose,  is 
preaching  of  God's  word  the  cause  of  rebellion,  as  Tenterton 
Steeple  was  cause  Sandwich  Haven  is  decayed.  And  is  not 
this  a  gay  matter,  that  such  should  be  taken  for  great  wise 
men  that  will  thus  reason  against  the  preacher  of  God's 
Word  ?  " 

A  hundred  years  or  so  ago  there  still  hung  out  from  the  tower 


lAjTfcpn-wv^ 


°7 

Rolvenden. 


of  Tenterden  church,  at  the  end  of  a  piece  of  timber  about 
eight  feet  long,  a  beacon,  "  a  sort  of  iron  kettle,  holding  about 
a  gallon,  with  a  ring  or  hoop  of  the  same  metal,  round  the 
upper  part  of  it,  to  hold  still  more  coals,  rosin,  &c."  Maybe 
this  was  one  of  the  very  beacons  fired  to  signal  the  approach  of 
the  Invincible  Armada  when 

"  Far  on  the  deep  the  Spaniard  saw,  along  each  southern  shire, 
Cape  beyond  cape,  in  endless  range,  those  twinkling  points  of  fire." 

At  Tenterden  it  may  be  recalled,  John  Hoole  the  translator 
ofTasso  and  Ariosto  lived  during  his  later  years.     Hoole — 


2l6 


ATTRACTIVE  WALKS 


CHAP. 


"  the  great  boast  and  ornament  of  the  India  House  "  according 
to  Charles  Lamb  in  ironical  mood — is  probably  very  little  read 
nowadays  and  chiefly  remembered  by  certain  anecdotes  in 
Boswell's  "  Life  of  Johnson." 

All  round  Tenterden  as  has  been  said  are  picturesquely 
attractive  walks  by  up-and-down  roads,  the  deviousness  of  which 
suggests  that  they  were  formed  while  still  the  Weald  was  cov- 
ered by  forest.  The  road  to  Rolvenden  offers  wide  views  over 
the  Rother  Valley  from  high  ground  and  descending  to  where 
the  Hexden  Channel  runs  through  a  bit  of  the  Level  we  reach 


a 


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■',  :'.'>r. 


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Bcncnden. 


Newenden  by  the  Rother  where  that  river  is  the  boundary  cut- 
ting us  off  from  Sussex.  Newenden  is  said  by  Camden  to  be 
the  Anderida  of  the  Romans.  Its  position  suggests  that  it  may 
well  have  been  an  important  place  in  the  days  when  the  Rother 
estuary  penetrated  into  the  Weald,  but  later  authorities  than 
Camden  refuse  to  give  it  the  honour  of  being  considered  And- 
erida, identifying  that  place  with  Pevensey  in  the  neighbouring, 
county.  To  the  west  of  Newenden  is  Sandhurst,  worth  visiting 
for  its  interesting  old  church  perched  upon  a  hill  overlooking 
the  Kent  Ditch  (sometimes  named  the  Kennett)  which  here 
divides  us  from  Sussex  and  on  the  other  side  of  which  is  Bodiam. 
From  Sandhurst  church  turning  back  we  may  go  north  by  road 


X 


THE  BIDDENDEN  MAIDS 


217 


round  curiously  named  Megrim's  Hill;  we  can  return  the  way 
we  came,  through  the  village,  or  may  cross  the  fields  by  foot- 
paths on  our  way  to  the  Benenden  Road.  Benenden  itself  is 
a  pleasant  village  on  high  ground  and  beyond  it  Hemsted 
Park  claims  the  highest  point  in  the  Weald.  The  church 
here  is  said  at  one  time  to  have  had  a  detached  belfry  like  that 
of  Brookland  in  the  Marsh — and  like  it  to  have  been  a  smug- 
glers' church.     Fine  tracts  of  woodland  lie  all  about  stretch- 


Bidde>ide)i. 


ing  north  a  great  part  of  the  way  to  Biddenden,  a  village  the 
most  notable  attraction  of  which  is  the  tradition  of  the 
"  Biddenden  Maids." 

An  old  account  of  the  Biddenden  Maids  was  sent  by  a 
Tenterden  correspondent  to  worthy  William  Hone  and  was  by 
him  duly  incorporated  in  his  "Every  Day  Book."  This 
account  had  been  printed  on  a  broadside  by  local  printers  for 
the  edification  of  visitors  drawn  by  the  Easter  custom  at 
Biddenden  Church  and  is  still  to  be  purchased  in  the  village 


218  THE  TRADITION  chap. 

in  that  form.  That  custom  was  the  giving  to  strangers  by  the 
Churchwardens  of  about  one  thousand  rolls  with  an  impression 
upon  them  of  the  two  "  Maids  "  referred  to  in  the  legend, 
which  in  the  fuller  account  of  Hone  is  as  follows  : 

"  In  the  year  noo,  at  Biddenden,  in  Kent,  were  born 
Elizabeth  and  Mary  Chulkhurst,  Joined  together  by  the  Hips 
and  Shoulders,  and  zvho  lived  in  that  state,  Thirty-Four  Years!! 
At  the  expiration  of  which  time  one  of  them  was  taken  ill  and 
after  a  short  period  died ;  the  surviving  one  was  advised  to  be 
separated  from  the  corpse  which  she  absolutely  refused  by  saying 
these  words,  '  as  we  came  together,  we  will  also  go  together,'  and 
about  six  hours  after  her  sister's  decease,  she  was  taken  ill  and 
died  also.  A  stone  near  the  Rector's  Peiv  marked  with  a  diago- 
nal line  is  shoivn  as  the  place  of  their  interment. 

"  '  The  moon  on  the  east  oriel  shone, 

Through  slender  shafts  of  shapely  stone, 
The  silver  light  so  pale  and  faint, 
Shewed  the  twin  sisters  and  many  a  saint. 
Whose  images  on  the  glass  were  dyed  ; 
Mysterious  maidens  side  by  side 
The  moonbeam  kissed  the  holy  pane, 
And  threw  on  the  pavement  a  mystic  stain.' 

"  It  is  further  stated  that  by  their  will  they  bequeathed  to 
the  Churchwardens  of  the  Parish  of  Biddenden,  and  their 
successors,  churchwardens  for  ever,  certain  pieces  or  parcels  of 
land  in  the  parish,  containing  abt  twenty  acres,  which  _  is 
hired  at  forty  guineas  per  annum,  and  that  in  commemoration 
of  this  wonderful  Phenomenon  of  Nature,  the  Rolls  and  about 
300  quartern  Loaves  and  Cheese  in  proportion,  shd  be  given 
to  the  Poor  Inhabitants  of  the  Parish. 

"  This  account  is  entirely  traditionary,  the  _  Learned 
Antiquarian  Hasted,  in  his  account  of  the  Charities  of  the 
Parish,  states  the  Land  was  the  gift  of  two  Maidens,  of  the 
name  of  Preston  :  and  that  the  print  of  the  women  on  the  cakes 
has  only  been  used  within  these  eighty  years,  and  was  made 
to  represent  two  poor  widows,  as  the  general  object  of  a 
charitable  benefaction.  It  is  possible  that  the  investigation  of 
the  learned  Antiquary  brought  to  light  some  record  of  the 
name  of  the  Ladies  for  in  the  year  1656  the  Rev.  W.  Horner, 
then  Rector  of  the  parish,  claimed  the  land  as  having 
been  given  to  augment  his  glebe,  but  was  non-suited  in  the 


x  CURIOUS  PLACE  NAMES  219 

Court  of  Exchequer.  In  the  pleadings  preserved  in  the 
Church,  the  names  of  the  Ladies  are  not  stated,  not  being 
known." 

At  the  time  when  Hasted  wrote  his  History  of  Kent  and  threw 
doubts  upon  the  quaint,  local  tradition  the  annual  value  of  "  the 
Bread  and  Cheese  Land"  as  it  was  called  was  about  ,£31  io.y. 
and  the  number  of  cakes  distributed  was  six  hundred.  The 
legend  is  now  at  least  two  hundred  years  old  and  the  idea  that 
it  may  be  historical  cannot  be  scouted  by  those  of  us  who 
remember  "The  Siamese  Twins,''  the  "Two  Headed 
Nightingale,"  and  other  much-talked-of  monstrosities.  In  the 
twelfth  century  the  Biddenden  Maids  won  long  fame  as 
benefactors,  in  the  twentieth  such  an  unhappily  associated 
couple  would  win  large  salaries  as  music-hall  or  show 
"  freaks."  The  present  day  broad-sheet  gives  the  sisters  names 
as  Eliza  and  Mary,  and  the  portrait-stamped  cakes  are  still  to 
be  bought  by  curious  visitors. 

Between  Biddenden  and  Tenterden,  reached  down  a  steep 
and  grassy  lane,  is  the  broad  expanse  of  Breeches  Pond, 
starred  in  summer  with  many  lilies,  yellow  and  white.  A 
perfect  spot  for  a  hot  weather  swim. 

The  sojourner  in  the  rural  parts  of  our  county  must  often 
be  struck  by  the  curious  names  attached  to  farms  and  small 
hamlets.  In  this  district  round  and  about  Tenterden  we 
pass  Puddingcake,  Rats  Castle  (another  near  Tonbridge), 
Castweazel,  Arcadia,  and — both  near  High  Halden — a 
Children's  Farm  and  a  Bachelor's  Farm ;  near  Benenden 
may  be  found  a  Great  Nineveh  and  a  Little  Nineveh,  while 
a  Frog's  Hill  near  Newenden  is  balanced  by  a  Frog's  Hole 
near  Biddenden. 


CHAPTER   XI 

ROUND    ABOUT    ASHFORD 

If  Ashford,  a  town — thanks  to  railway  works  and  various 
industries — of  upwards  of  ten  thousand  inhabitants,  has  not  in 
itself  much  to  attract  attention  it  is  a  centre  from  which  may 
be  reached  a  large  number  of  beautiful  and  interesting  spots. 
Its  position  by  the  confluence  of  the  East  Stour  with  the  Great 
Stour  makes  their  differing  valleys,  and  the  adjacent  hills,  and 
the  narrow  valley  through  which  together  they  flow  towards 
Canterbury,  all  easily  accessible,  while  the  town's  position  too 
at  the  junction  of  railways  from  Canterbury,  Folkestone, 
Romney  and  Maidstone  makes  it  a  centre  for  those  who 
depend  upon  trains,  no  less  good  than  it  is  for  those  who  walk 
or  cycle.  Within  a  radius,  roughly  speaking,  of  eight  miles — 
and  no  one  is  worthy  of  the  name  of  pedestrian  who  cannot 
manage  sixteen  miles  a  day — any  one  making  Ashford  his 
headquarters  may  enjoy  scenery  of  the  most  diverse  character 
and  visit  places  of  the  most  varied  interest.  The  marshlands 
about  the  East  Stour,  the  chalk  downs  stretching  from  Wye, 
the  parks  and  woodlands  to  the  north,  the  valley  of  the  Great 
Stour,  "the  dim  blue  goodness  of  the  Weald"  towards 
Tenterden  are  all  before  him  where  to  choose.  The  town 
itself  is  a  clean  and  comfortable  looking  place  on  rising  ground 
with  a  manufacturing  extension  over  the  river  to  the  south- 
east where  the  railway  works  are  established.  In  the  broad 
High  Street  is  the  Market  Hall,  and  near  it  the  large,  handsome 
church  of  Kentish  stone,  with  its  fine  central  tower,  having 
four  corner  turrets  ;  this  tower  was  built  by  one,  Sir  John  Fogge 


ftffu 


at 


A  Corner  in  Ash/ord. 


222  TACK  CADE'S  BIRTHPLACE  ch.  xi 

in  the  reign  of  Edward  IV.,  and  over  his  tomb  is  hung  his 
helmet,  as  that  of  the  Black  Prince  is  hung  at  Canterbury. 

According  to  Shakespeare,  that  "  headstrong  Kentishman, 
John  Cade  " — whom  pedantical  authorities  have  made  into  an 
Irishman — hailed  from  Ashford  and  thence  set  out  to  reform 
the  little  world  of  England — "  I  tell  thee,  Jack  Cade  the 
clothier  means  to  dress  the  Commonwealth,  and  turn  it,  and 
set  a  new  nap  upon  it,"  and  furthermore  "  Dick,  the  butcher 
of  Ashford,"  went  with  that  force  which  the  messenger  to  the 
King  so  scornfully  described- 

"  His  army  is  a  ragged  multitude 

Of  hinds  and  peasants,  rude  and  merciless." 

Jack  Cade  and  his  rabblement  we  shall  meet  again  at 
Blackheath.  After  the  ringleader  had  fled  he  was  killed  we 
are  told  in  the  garden  of  Alexander  Iden,  a  Kentish  esquire 
of  Ripley  Court,  Westwell,  and  near  Benenden  is  an  Iden 
Green  which  might  have  disputed  the  title  to  be  considered 
the  scene  of  Cade's  capture  with  another  place  by  Hothfield 
if  Cade  Street  over  in  Sussex  had  not  already  claimed  the 
distinction.1 

If  the  poor  honour  of  including  Jack  Cade  among  Ash- 
ford's  worthies  be  questioned  there  is  no  doubt  that  in  this 
town  was  born  John  Wallis,  one  of  the  greatest  precursors 
of  Sir  Isaac  Newton  in  the  field  of  mathematics, — a  man,  too, 
who  so  mastered  the  art  of  reading  ciphers  that  he  was  at  once 
feared  and  admired  by  both  royalists  and  republicans  in  the 
time  of  trouble.  He  was  born  here  in  the  year  that 
Shakespeare  died.  When  Wallis  was  fifty  Samuel  Pepys 
recorded  meeting  "  Dr.  Wallis,  the  famous  scholar  and 
mathematician  ;  but  he  promises  little."  When  he  was  eighty- 
five  the  vigorous  old  man  wrote  to  the  diarist,  "  Till  I  was 
four-score  years  of  age,  I  could  pretty  well  bear  up  under  the 
weight  of  those  years ;  but  since  that  time,  it  hath  been  too 
late  to  dissemble  my  being  an  old  man.  My  sight,  my 
hearing,  my  strength,  are  not  as  they  were  wont  to  be." 

To  the  north  of  Ashford  along  the  high  land  to  the  left  of 
the  River  Stour    we  have  magnificent    stretches  of  parkland 

1  See  Mr.  E.  V.  Lucas's  "  Highways  and  Byways  in  Sussex,"  p.  308 


A  Byway  in  Ashford. 


224 


A  NOTABLE  GATEHOUSE  chap. 


and  woods,  with  small  and  interesting  villages  but  a  mile  or 
two  apart.     The  first  great  park  is  Eastwell,  to  reach   which 
we  pass  the  scattered  village  of  Kennington  which  is  partly  on 
the  road  that  runs  along  the  lovely  Stour  valley  to  Canterbury, 
but  mainly    occupies  the  rising  road  towards    Eastwell,   and 
appears  to  be  growing  into  a  kind  of  villa  suburb  of  Ashford. 
Where  the  road  forks  beyond, — the  right  branch  that  which 
continues  up  through  the   hills    to  Faversham,    and  the   left 
a  winding  lane   towards    Westwell, — there    stands   a   striking 
somewhat  ornate  turreted  gatehouse  of  squared    black   flints 
and  stonework.     This  is  the  entrance  to  Eastwell  Park  and  is 
well  worth  a  visit ;  corkscrew  stairs  lead  upwards  to  the  roof 
from  which  an  extensive  view  may  be  had,  and  a  peep  taken 
into  the  grandly  timbered  park.     The  lodge-keeper  explains 
that  the  gateway  came  from  "  the  Exhibition,"  and  tells  with 
bated  breath  that  each  little  flint  in  the  building  cost  twopence 
halfpenny  and  that  they  were  brought  from  Rome.     In    the 
room  over  the  gateway  is  a  huge  wall-painting  on  tiles  showing 
the  battle  between  Alexander  and  Darius.     This  is  presumably 
a  restored  copy   of  an   ancient    work   and   was   prepared   at 
Naples.     On  the  opposite  wall  is  a    slab  dated    "Maidstone 
1845  "  on  which  are  five  uninspired  verses  dealing  with  the 
picture,  the  first  and  last  stanzas  of  which  will  give  a  sufficient 
taste  of  their  quality. 

"  Listen,  Gentles,  every  one, 
This  is  Philip's  mighty  son 
Alexander  valliant  Knight 
Bearing  him  in  mortal  fight 
'Gainst  the  Persian  King  his  foe. 
Knightly  deed  and  Knightly  blow.  .  .  „ 

Haply  great  Apelles'  hand 
Limned  me  in  Grecian  land 
Buried  long  beneath  the  ground 
In  Pompei  {sic)  was  I  found 
O'er  these  gay  fantastic  stones 
Lay  my  wretched  master's  bones." 

The  closing  lines  are  as  cryptic  as  the  attendant's  remark 
that  the  gate  came  from  "  the  Exhibition." 

Defoe  described  Eastwell  Park  as  the  finest  that  he  had  ever 


xi  A  GRAND  PARK  225 

seen,  and  many  of  his  successors  from  the  glimpses  allowed 
them  may  feel  inclined  to  echo  his  words.  Long  the  seat  of 
the  Earls  of  Winchilsea  and  at  one  time  that  of  His  Royal 
Highness  the  Duke  of  Edinburgh,  the  park  is  rich  in 
warnings  against  trespass.  Where  ancient  use — dating  prob- 
ably from  the  days  of  the  Canterbury  Pilgrims — has  given 
us  the  right  of  crossing  the  park  from  the  church  we  are 
warned  that  bicycles  must  not  enter,  and  that  dogs  whether 
accompanied  by  their  owner  or  not  will  be  incontinently 
shot 1  while  all  the  rigours  of  the  "  Law "-  —the  quotation 
marks  are  not  mine — will  be  brought  to  bear  upon  those 
people  who  leave  the  defined  footpath.  It  is  reasonable  to 
suppose  that  a  dog  has  as  much  right  to  be  on  a  public 
footpath  as  a  man. 

One  of  the  Earls  of  Winchilsea  and  Nottingham  distin- 
guished himself  in  the  first  half  of  the  nineteenth  century  as 
an  uncompromising  opponent  of  all  measures  of  political 
reform  and  was  especially  bitter  over  the  matter  of  Catholic 
Emancipation,  to  oppose  which  on  October  10th,  1828,  he 
presided  at  a  huge  meeting  on  Penenden  Heath.  A  few 
months  later  he  wrote  of  the  Duke  of  Wellington  that  he 
"  under  the  cloak  of  some  coloured  show  of  zeal  for  the 
Protestant  religion,  carried  on  an  insidious  design  for  the 
infringement  of  our  liberties  and  the  introduction  of  Popery 
into  every  department  of  the  state."  The  Iron  Duke  replied 
with  a  challenge  and  the  two  noblemen  fought  a  duel  in 
Battersea  Fields.  The  Duke  fired  and  missed,  and  his  oppo- 
nent then  fired  in  the  air  and  apologised  for  the  language  of 
his  letter.  "And  may  all  other  duels  have  that  upshot  in 
the  end." 

Leaving  the  gate  by  the  Westwell  lane  we  follow  the  park 
wall  and  after  a  short  distance  come  to  a  break  in  the  privacy 
of  the  domain  where  a  short  road  into  it  takes  us  to  Eastwell 
Church  standing  against  the  timbered  hillside  at  the  very  edge 
of  the  magnificent  sheet  of  water  which  is  about  half  a  mile  in 
length  and  a  quarter  in  breadth  and  is  beautifully  surrounded 
by  the  greenery  of  park  turf  and  groups  of  fine  trees.     Pausing 

1  And  this  though  the  law  says  that  a  dog  may  not  be  shot  unless  actually 
engaged  in  chasing  deer,  game  or  sheep. 

Q 


226  RICHARD  PLANTAGENET'  chap. 

on  the  bridge  which  crosses  the  narrow  neck  of  the  mere  we 
shall  generally  see  a  number  of  various  wild  fowl.  Eastwell 
Church,  of  rough  flints  and  stone  with  old  grotesque  heads 
above  the  top  windows  of  its  embattled  tower,  is  chiefly 
interesting  as  the  burial-place  of  a  supposed  romantic  figure. 
Here  was  laid  in  1550  one  "Richard  Plantagenet,"  the 
reputed  natural  son  of  Richard  Crookback.  The  story  runs 
that  this  Richard  as  a  lad  of  sixteen  was  at  the  fatal  Battle 
of  Bosworth,  and  on  hearing  the  cry  of  "  The  King  is 
dead,  long  live  the  King  ! "  fled  hither  and  lived  in  a  mean 
manner  until  his  identity  was  discovered  by  the  owner  of 
Eastwell  who  gave  him  permission  to  build  for  himself  a 
small  house  on  the  estate.  This  he  did  and  here  Richard 
Plantagenet  lived  for  over  sixty  years.  A  nameless  tomb 
in  the  chancel  is  pointed  out  as  that  in  which  he  was 
buried.  Here  is  a  subject  that  might  well  inspire  a  writer 
of  historical  romance. 

West  of  the  noble  park  is  prettily  situated  Westwell  with  an 
old  creeper-clad  spired  church  that  has  some  interesting  Early 
English  stained  glass.  Here  in  1574  was  a  case  of  "  satanic 
possession,"  in  which  a  servant  girl,  gifted  with  ventriloquism 
horrified  the  credulous,  until  examination  before  magistrates 
led  to  her  confessing  the  cheat  and  the  recording  of  it  ten  years 
later  in  Reginald  Scot's  "  Discoverie  of  Witchcraft."  Here  in 
18 14  Barham  was  curate,  to  be  followed  six  years  after  by 
another  writer  who  was  very  popular  with  our  grandparents, 
G.  R.  Gleig,  author  of  "  The  Subaltern  "  and  other  novels.  Gleig 
served  as  an  officer  at  Waterloo,  later  took  Holy  Orders,  and 
after  a  year  at  Westwell,  was  presented  to  the  perpetual  Curacy 
of  Ash  and  then  to  the  Rectory  of  Ivychurch,  both  in  Kent, 
and  later  came  to  be  Chaplain  General  of  the  Forces.  At  the 
north  of  Eastwell  Park  is  Challock  Church  with  a  prominent 
castellated  tower,  and  north  of  this,  a  mile  or  so  on  the  Maid- 
stone Road,  is  the  village  of  Challock  Lees  to  be  approached 
by  a  lovely  winding  lane — up  hill  and  down  dale — zig-zagging 
between  leafy,  and  flower-grown  hedges,  festooned  with  wild 
clematis.  The  four  cross-roads  beyond  will  take  us  one  to  the 
village  of  Moldash  and  so  to  Canterbury,  one  to  Leaveland, 
Badlesmere,  Sheldwich  and  Throwley  and  so  to  Faversham  ; 
Badlesmere  gave  his  title  to  the  rich  nobleman  who  paid  with 


XI 


BOUCIITON  ALU  111 


>27 


his  life  for  desecrating  the  shrine  of  St.  Thomas  at  Canterbury 
by  appearing  before  it  in  arms. 

Turning  southwards  from  C'hallock  we  follow  a  lovely  route 
through  wonderful  scenery  by  the  Challock  and  King's  Woods 
over  White  Hill  by  Soakham  Down  to  Wye  at  the  further  side 


Bought  on  Aluf>h. 


of  the  Stour.  Where  the  road  forks  nearly  at  its  highest  the 
left  branch  is  the  more  direct,  but  the  right  skirting  the  east 
part  of  Eastwell  Park  is  perhaps  the  more  beautiful  and  takes 
us  to  Boughton  Aluph  with  its  fine  decorated  church  to  be 
seen  well  from  the  White  Hill  descent.     This  is  but  one  of 

Q  2 


228  JANE  AUSTEN  AT  GODMERSHAM  chap. 

several  Boughtons  in  Kent,  the  most  famous  of  all — thanks  to 
the  Wotton  family — lying  some  miles  to  the  west  of  this.  As 
we  descend  White  Hill,  above  a  chalk  pit  on  the  other  side  of 
the  valley  is  seen  a  great  conventional  crown  outline  cut  in 
the  turf  of  the  down  ;  inquiry  elicits  that  this  was  done  by 
Wye  folk  to  commemorate  the  Coronation  of  King  Edward  VII. 
Before  crossing  the  River  Stour,  the  valley  may  be  followed 
a  little  way  northwards  to  Godmersham  with  its  magnificent 
park,  part  of  the  beautiful  stretch  of  diversified  woodland  that 
reaches  from  Eastwell  to  Chilham  Castle.  Godmersham  is 
interesting  to  Jane  Austen's  admirers  as  it  was  one  of  the 
noble  estates  inherited  by  her  brother  Edward  Knight  and  one 
which  she  frequently  visited,  as  her  correspondence  shows.  In 
1813  she  made  a  two  months'  stay  and  wrote  whimsically  to 
one  of  her  sailor  brothers  then  stationed  in  the  Baltic,  "  I 
wonder  whether  you  and  the  King  of  Sweden  knew  that  I  was 
come  to  Godmersham  with  my  brother.  Yes,  I  suppose  you 
have  received  due  notice  of  it  by  some  means  or  other.  I 
have  not  been  here  these  four  years,  so  I  am  sure  the  event 
deserves  to  be  talked  of  before  and  behind,  as  well  as  in  the 
middle."  Lord  Brabourne,  who  was  grandson  of  Edward 
(Austen)  Knight,  has  described  the  place  admirably. 

"  Godmersham  Park  is  situated  in  one  of  the  most  beautiful  parts  of 
Kent,  namely,  in  the  valley  of  the  Stour,  which  lies  between  Ashford  and 
Canterbury.  Soon  after  you  pass  the  Wye  station  of  the  railway  from  the 
former  to  the  latter  place,  you  see  Godmersham  Church  on  your  left  hand, 
and  just  beyond  it,  comes  into  view  the  wall  which  shuts  off  the  shrubberies 
and  pleasure  grounds  of  the  great  house  from  the  road  ;  close  to  the  church 
•  nestles  the  home  farm,  and  beyond  it  the  Rectory,  with  lawns  sloping 
down  to  the  River  Stour  which  for  a  distance  of  nearly  a  mile  runs  through 
the  east  side  end  of  the  park.  A  little  beyond  the  church  you  see  the 
mansion,  between  which  and  the  railroad  lies  the  village,  divided  by  the 
old  high  road  from  Ashford  to  Canterbury,  nearly  opposite  Godmersham. 
The  valley  of  the  Stour  makes  a  break  in  that  ridge  of  chalk  hills,  the 
proper  name  of  which  is  the  Backbone  of  Kent 

"So  that  Godmersham  Park,  beyond  the  house,  is  upon  the  chalk  downs, 
and  on  its  further  side  is  bounded  by  King's  Wood,  a  large  tract  of  wood- 
land containing  many  hundred  acres,  and  possessed  by  several  different 
owners." 

This  is  the  grand  wood  which  links  Godmersham  with  East- 
well,  and  its  plantations  of  Spanish  chestnut  and  silver  birch 


XI 


THE  KING'S  WOODS 


229 


arc  especially  noticeable.  The  chestnuts  are  periodically  cut 
down  for  hop-pules,  and  a  couple  of  seasons'  growth  where  a 
number  of  birches  have  been  left  standing  is  particularly 
striking.  On  the  banks  about  here  the  viper's  buglos  makes  a 
splendid  show  with  its  tall  spikes  of  cymed  blossoms,  blue 
almost    as    the    borage,    and    where    six    or    light    spikes    rise 


1 1 


W/r 


CJ-vj'-l  f '  <3 "Jt'^-ji  \ 


A 

Godmersham* 


A«v  <*' 


together   challenging   comparison    with    the  larkspurs  of  our 
gardens. 

Wye,  lying  at  the  foot  of  the  chalk  downs  which  rise  to  the 
east  of  the  Stour,  with  its  dismantled  windmill  and  its  old 
timbered  houses,  with  quaintly  carven  heads,  is  a  quiet  enough 
place  to-day,  though  it  is  believed  to  have  been  an  important 
one  centuries  agone.     Its  liveliest  times  now  are  when  race 


230  APHRA  BEHN  chap. 

meetings  are  held,  for  Wye  is  one  of  our  Kentish  centres 
familiar  to  the  horse-racing  fraternity.  The  chief  worthies  of 
the  small  town  are  AphraBehn,  the  seventeenth  century  dramatist 
and  novelist,  John  Sawbridge,  Lord  Mayor  of  London,  and 
zealous  upholder  of  Wilkes,  and  Sawbridge's  sister,  Mrs. 
Catherine  Macaulay,  the  historian.  Canterbury  was  long 
regarded  as  having  the  distinction  of  being  the  birthplace  of 
Aphra  Behn,  "  the  first  female  writer  who  lived  by  her  pen  in 
England."  But  Mr.  Edmund  Gosse  some  years  ago  ascer- 
tained that  she  was  born  at  Wye,  for  there  she  was  baptized  on 
July  ioth,  1640.  The  daughter  of  a  local  barber  named 
Johnson,  she  came  to  be  one  of  the  most  noted  authors  and 
wits  of  her  time,  "  she  was  the  George  Sand  of  the  Restora 
tion,  the  chere  maitre  to  such  men  as  Dryden,  Otway,  and 
Southerne,  who  all  honoured  her  with  their  friendship " ;  she 
is  to  be  remembered  as  the  introducer  of  milk  punch  into 
England,  and  as  one  of  the  few  women  whose  talents  in  life 
gained  for  them  in  death  burial  in  Westminster  Abbey.  Lord 
Mayor  Sawbridge,  who  takes  us  from  literature  to  politics,  was 
born  at  Olantigh — the  park  of  which  occupies  much  of  the 
hillside  from  here  to  Godmersham — where  also  had  been  born 
the  fifteenth  century  Archbishop  Kempe,  who  rebuilt  Wye 
Church.  Sawbridge's  name  is  familiar  to  those  who  have 
followed  the  story  of  Wilkes's  life  at  all  closely.  As  Sheriff  of 
London  he  five  times  returned  Wilkes  as  duly  elected  for 
Middlesex  in  defiance  of  the  House  of  Commons,  and,  to 
balance  his  townswoman's  introduction  of  milk  punch,  was 
said  to  be  the  greatest  proficient  at  whist  of  his  time.  He  is 
buried  in  Wye  Church. 

The  name  of  Mrs.  Catherine  Macaulay  may  not  be  very 
familiar  to  readers  of  the  present  generation,  but  little  more 
than  a  hundred  years  ago  she  was  an  important  personage  in 
the  writing  and  controversial  worlds.  Like  her  brother,  the 
Lord  Mayor,  she  was  an  intense  enthusiast  for  "  liberty,"  and 
her  "history"  was  at  one  time  known  as  "the  Republican 
history,"  so  that  she  was  as  extravagantly  belauded  by  one  set 
of  people  as  she  was  extravagantly  belittled  by  others.  When 
another  and  a  greater  Macaulay  was  making  his  name  as 
historian,  Croker  wrote  "  Catherine,  though  now  forgotten  by 
an  ungrateful  public,  made  quite  as  much  noise  in  her  day  as 


xi  CATHERINE  MACAULAY  231 

Thomas  does  in  ours."  At  about  the  same  time  Hallam 
declared  that  Catherine  Macaulay  was  read  "not  at  all." 
Isaac  Disraeli  a  few  years  earlier  had  said  of  her  "history" 
that  "combining  Roman  admiration  with  English  faction  she 
violated  truth  in  her  English  characters  and  exaggerated 
romance  in  her  Roman."  A  partial  critic  on  the  other 
hand  wrote,  "  Mrs.  Macaulay's  history  is  honestly  written,  and 
with  considerable  ability  and  spirit,  and  is  full  of  the 
freest,  noblest  sentiments  of  liberty,"  while  Mary  Wollstone- 
craft  wrote  of  the  historian  as  "  the  woman  of  the  greatest 
abilities  that  this  country  has  ever  produced."  Walpole  and 
Gray  praised  her,  Pitt  "  made  a  panegyric  "  of  her  work  in  the 
House  of  Commons,  Lecky  described  her  as  "  the  ablest 
writer  of  the  new  Radical  school,"  but  posterity  has  well 
nigh  forgotten  her.  Still,  in  Wye  she  should  be  remembered, 
and  before  parting  with  her  it  may  be  recalled  that  Dr.  Johnson 
was  one  of  her  sturdiest  opponents. 

"  Sir,  I  would  no  more  deprive  a  nobleman  of  his  respect,  than  of  his 
money.  I  consider  myself  as  acting  a  part  in  the  great  system  of  society, 
and  I  do  to  others  as  I  would  have  them  to  do  to  me.  I  would  behave  to 
a  nobleman  as  I  should  expect  he  would  behave  to  me,  were  I  a  nobleman 
and  he  Sam  Johnson.  Sir,  there  is  one  Mrs.  Macaulay  in  this  town  a  great 
Republican. "  One  day  when  I  was  at  her  house,  I  put  on  a  very  grave 
countenance,  and  said  to  her,  '  Madam,  I  am  now  become  a  convert  to 
your  way  of  thinking.  I  am  convinced  that  all  mankind  are  upon  an  equal 
footing  ;  and  to  give  you  an  unquestionable  proof,  Madam,  that  I  am  in 
earnest,  here  is  a  very  sensible,  civil,  well-behaved  fellow-citizen,  your 
footman  ;  I  desire  that  he  may  be  allowed  to  sit  down  and  dine  with  us.' 
I  thus,  sir,  showed  her  the  absurdity  of  the  levelling  doctrine.  She  has 
never  liked  me  since.  Sir,  your  levellers  wish  to  level  down  as  far  as 
themselves  ;  but  they  cannot  bear  levelling  up  to  themselves.  They  would  all 
have  some  people  under  them  ;  why  not  then  have  some  people  above  them?" 

When  the  author  of  the  "  Dixonary "  so  disliked  by  the 
pupils  of  Miss  Pinkerton's  Academy  for  young  ladies  on 
Chiswick  Mall,  was  at  Cambridge  a  couple  of  years  later,  he 
made  merry  over  the  lady  again  :  "  Several  persons  got  into 
his  company  the  last  evening  at  Trinity,  where,  about  twelve, 
he  began  to  be  very  great ;  stripped  poor  Mrs.  Macaulay  to 
the  very  skin,  then  gave  her  for  his  toast  and  drank  her  in 
two  bumpers." 

All  about  Wye  towards  the  east  roll  the  chalk  downs — ■"  fit 


232  THE  CHALK  DOWNS  chap. 

emblem  of  the  deluge  ebb  "  —and  the  climbing  of  them  is 
rewarded  by  extensive  views.  Trimworth,  Crundale,  Wye  and 
Broad  Downs,  the  different  tracts  are  named,  and  by  footpaths 
over  the  turf  and  almost  deserted  lanes  we  may  climb  among 
them,  seeing  of  human  habitations  only  an  occasional  farm- 
house and  buildings,  or  tiny  hamlet  in  a  hollow  of  the  hills. 
At  Trimworth  and  in  other  parts  of  these  downs,  many  ancient 
remains  have  been  recovered.  Just  east  of  Wye  is  the  bluff  of 
the  downs  with  its  chalk  pit  and  crown,  near  to  which  the 
mounting  road  to  Hastingleigh  and  Brabourne  runs.  From 
this  road  with  the  down  rising  on  our  left  and  a  row  of  wind- 
blown beeches  on  our  right,  we  get  glimpses  into  the  fertile 
valley  of  chequered  fields,  now  pasture  white-dotted  with 
sheep,  now  a  deeper  green,  or  gold,  where  the  corn  is  growing, 
or  ripening  to  the  reaper. 

To  the  south  of  Wye  over  this  lower  ground  we  may  go  by 
road  and  field  paths  to  the  small  village  of  Brook  at  the  foot 
of  the  hill,  passing  on  our  way  at  Withersdane  St.  Eustace's 
Well  which  in  the  days  of  miracles  was  famous  for  its  curative 
properties,  thanks  to  an  abbot — afterwards  St.  Eustace — who 
came  from  Normandy  to  preach  the  better  observance  of 
Sunday.  The  story  of  how  it  got  its  name  may  best  be  given 
in  the  words  of  the  monkish  chronicler,  Roger  of  Wendover, 
who  tells  us  that  the  abbot 

"  landed  near  the  city  of  Dover,  and  commenced  the  duty  of  his  preach- 
ing at  a  town  called  Wi.  In  the  neighbourhood  of  that  place  he  bestowed 
his  blessing  on  a  certain  spring,  which  by  his  merits  was  so  endowed  with 
the  Lord's  favour  that,  from  the  taste  of  it  alone,  the  blind  recovered 
sight,  the  lame  their  power  of  walking,  the  dumb  their  speech,  and  the 
deaf  their  hearing  ;  and  whatever  sick  person  drank  of  it  in  faith,  at  once 
enjoyed  renewed  health.  A  certain  woman  who  was  attacked  by  devils, 
and  swollen  up  as  it  were  by  dropsy,  came  to  him  there,  seeking  to  be 
restored  to  health  bv  him  ;  he  said  to  her,  'have  confidence,  my  daughter, 
go  to  the  spring  at  Wi,  which  the  Lord  hath  blessed,  drink  of  it,  and  there 
you  will  recover  health.'  The  woman  departed,  and,  according  to  the 
advice  of  the  man  of  God,  drank,  and  she  immediately  broke  out  into  a 
fit  of  vomiting  ;  and,  in  the  sight  of  all  who  were  at  the  fountain  for  the 
recovery  of  their  health,  there  came  from  her  two  large  black  toads,  which, 
in  order  to  show  that  they  were  devils,  were  immediately  transformed  to 
great  black  dogs,  and  after  a  short  time  took  the  forms  of  asses.  The 
woman  stood  astonished,  but  shortly  ran  after  them  in  a  rage,  wishing  to 
catch  them  ;  but  a  man  who  had  been  appointed  to  take  charge  of  the 
spring,  sprinkled  some  of  the  water  between  the  woman  and  the  monsters, 


xi  A  GRAND  OLD  YEW  233 

on  which  they  flew  up  into  the  air  and  vanished,  leaving  behind  them  traces 
of  their  foulness." 

A  manifestation  of  another  sort  is  recalled  at  Hinxhill,  near 
Willesborough,  for  here  it  is  said  for  nearly  six  weeks  in  1727 
a  field  "  of  a  marshy,  peat-like  texture  "  hurned  until  about 
three  acres  of  ground  had  been  consumed  to  ashes  yielding 
smoke  "  and  strong  smell  Like  a  brick-kiln."  At  Willesborough, 
nearing  Ashford  again,  there  was  in  the  eighteenth  century  a 
hundred  year  old  tombstone  the  inscription  on  which  began 
"  Here  lyeth  entombed  the  Body  of  William  Master  the  second 
son  of  Michael  Master  Esquier.  After  a  batchelor  lyfe  he  came 
to  an  untimely  Abel's  death  at  the  age  of  twenty-six  years." 
The  old  tradition  ran  that  William  Master  was  killed  by  his 
brother  as  they  sat  at  dinner,  because  they  had  both  been 
paying  court  to  the  same  lady,  and  William  had  proved 
successful.  It  is  further  said  that  it  was  this  tragic  event  which 
gave  Thomas  Otway  the  theme  on  which  he  founded  his 
gruesome  tragedy  of  "The  Orphan." 

Brabourne,  situated  in  the  lower  part  of  the  downs,  is  a 
pleasant  village  with  a  handsome  church  near  to  which  about 
a  century  ago  in  place  of  the  present  yew  there  stood  a 
venerable  one,  measuring  within  an  inch  of  fifty-nine  feet  in 
circumference,  and  conjecturally  said  to  be  three  thousand 
years  old.  John  Evelyn  that  tree-enthusiast  has  more  than 
one  reference  to  it.  Visiting  Brabourne  on  August  2nd,  1663, 
he  wrote,  "  In  the  churchyard  of  the  parish  church  I  measured 
an  overgrown  yew  tree  that  was  eighteen  of  my  paces  in 
compass,  out  of  some  branches  of  which,  torn  off  by  the  winds, 
were  sawed  divers  goodly  planks."  Kent  is  so  particularly 
rich  in  grand  old  churchyard  yews  that  it  has  to  suffice  to 
point  them  out  but  here  and  there. 

Among  the  most  interesting  features  of  this  church  are 
some  ancient  monuments,  curious  brasses  to  the  Scott  family  of 
Scotts  or  Scots  Hall — long  since  gone — in  the  neighbouring 
parish  of  Smeeth,  several  members  of  which  won  to  prominence 
from  the  fourteenth  to  the  sixteenth  century.  At  the  time  of 
the  Armada  the  Sir  Thomas  Scott  of  that  day  within  twenty- 
four  hours  of  receiving  his  orders  from  the  Privy  Council 
equipped  four  thousand  men  and  took  them  to  the  rendezvous 
for   the    Men   of  Kent   on    Northbourne   down.       His   great 


234  A  GREAT  ELIZABETHAN  chap. 

grandfather  Sir  William  had  been  a  prominent  figure  on  the 
Field  of  the  Cloth  of  Gold  and  had  rebuilt  Scots  Hall  so 
that  it  rivalled  the  most  splendid  houses  in  Kent.  This  Sir 
Thomas  was  in  his  day  "  a  man  of  note,  intelligence  and 
action "  ;  he  was  one  of  the  commissioners  for  reporting 
on  the  methods  of  improving  the  breed  of  horses  in  this 
country  ;  he  was  one  of  the  commissioners  for  draining  and 
improving  Romney  Marsh,  and  he  was  superintendent  of  the 
improvement  of  Dover  harbour — one  of  the  many  energetic 
and  capable  men  who  did  so  much  to  make  the  Elizabethan 
period  an  age  of  extraordinary  national  development.  Here  it 
must  suffice  to  recall  him  in  some  curious  elegiac  verses,  written 
it  is  surmised  by  his  better  remembered  kinsman  Reginald  : 

"  Here  lyes  Sir  Thomas  Scott  by  name  ; 
Oh  happie  Kempe  that  bore  him. 
Sir  Raynold,  with  four  knights  of  fame, 
Lyv'd  lyneally  before  him. 

His  wieves  were  Baker,  Heyman,  Beere, 

His  love  to  them  unfayned. 
He  lyved  nyneand  fifty  yeare, 

And  seventeen  soules  he  gayned. 

His  first  wief  bore  them  every  one  : 

The  world  might  not  have  myst  her. 
She  was  a  very  paragon 

The  Lady  Buckherst's  syster. 

His  widow  ly  ves  in  sober  sort. 

No  matron  more  discreeter  ; 
She  still  reteiynes  a  good  report, 

And  is  a  great  housekeeper. 

He  (being  called  to  special  place) 

Did  what  might  best  behove  him. 
The  Queen  of  England  gave  him  grace 

The  King  of  Heav'n  did  love  him. 

His  men  and  tenants  wail'd  the  daye, 

His  kinne  and  countrie  cryed  ; 
Both  young  and  old  in  Kent  may  saye 

Woe  work  the  day  he  dyed. 

He  made  his  porter  shut  his  gate 

To  sycophants  and  briebors, 
And  ope  it  wide  to  great  estates, 

And  also  to  his  neighbours. 


xi  A  I'ERFFXT  MAN  235 

His  House  was  rightly  termed  Hall 

Whose  bred  and  beefe  was  redie  ; 
It  was  a  very  hospitall 

And  refuge  for  the  needie. 

From  whence  he  never  stepped  aside. 

In  winter  nor  in  summer  ; 
In  Christmas  time  he  did  provide 

Good  cheer  for  every  comer. 

When  any  service  should  be  doun, 

I  [e  lyked  not  to  lyngar  ; 
The  rich  would  ride  the  poor  wold  runn, 

If  he  held  up  his  fingar. 

He  kept  tall  men,  he  rydd  great  hors, 

He  did  write  most  finely  ; 
He  used  fewe  words,  but  cold  discours 

Both  wysely  and  dyvinely. 

His  lyving  meane,  his  charges  greate. 

His  daughters  well  bestowed  ; 
Although  that  he  were  left  in  debt. 

In  fine  he  nothing  owed. 

But  dyed  in  rich  and  happie  state, 

In-loved  of  man  and  woman 
And  (what  is  yeate  much  more  than  that) 

I  le  was  envied  of  no  man. 

In  justice  he  did  much  excell, 

In  law  he  never  wrangled  : 
He  loved  rellygion  wondrous  well, 

But  he  was  not  new-fangled. 

Let  Romney  Marsh  and  Dover  saye  ; 

Ask  Norborne  camp  at  leyseur  ; 
If  he  were  woont  to  make  delaye 

To  doe  his  countrie  pleasure. 

But  Ashford's  proffer  passeth  all — 

It  was  both  rare  and  gentle  ; 
They  would  have  pay'd  his  funerall 

T'  have  toomb'd  him  in  their  temple." 

Another  of  Sir  William's  great  grandsons  was  Reginald  Scot, 
whose  "  Uiscouerie  of  Witchcraft "  is  a  famous  book,  for  he 


236  "THE  DISCOVERY  OF  WITCHCRAFT"  chap. 

with  an  insight  far  in  advance  of  his  age  sought  to  stay  the 
hideous  persecution  which,  especially  in  rural  districts,  made 
any  lonely  aged  person  (and  many  others)  liable  to  a  charge  of 
witchcraft  with  but  the  rarest  opportunity  of  escape  from  conse- 
quent barbarities.  The  title-page  text  which  Scot  employed 
was  happily  chosen,  "  Beleeue  not  euerie  spirit,  but  trie  the 
spirits,  whether  they  are  of  God  ;  for  manie  false  prophets  are 
gone  out  into  the  world."  The  full  title,  too,  is  worth  citing  as 
a  delightful  example  of  the  alluring  art  which  was  employed  in 
the  devising  of  such  in  the  days  when  the  making  and  reading 
of  books  were  more  leisurely  undertakings  than  they  now  are. 

The    disco  ueri 

of  Witchcraft, 

Wherein  the  lewde  dealing  of  witches 

and  witch  mongers  is  notablie  detected,  the 

knauerie  of  coniurors,  the  impietie  of  inchan- 

tors,  the  follie  of  soothsayers,  the  impudent  fals- 

hood  of  cousenors,  the  infidelitie  of  atheists, 

the  pestilent  practices  of  Pythonists,  the 

curiosity  of  figurecasters,   the  va- 

nitie  of  dreamers,  the  begger- 

lie  art  of  Alcu- 

mystrie. 

The  abhomination  of  idolatrye,  the  hor- 

rible  art  of  poisoning,  the  vertuc  and  power  of 

natural  1  magike,  and  all  the  conueiances 

of  Legierdemaine  and  iuggling  are  deciphered : 

and  many  other  things  opened,  which 

haue  long  lien  hidden,  how  bet  t 

verie  necessarye  to 

be  knowne. 

Heerevnto  is  added  a  treatise  vpon  the 

nature  and  substance  of  spirits  and  diuels, 

&c  :  all  latelie  written 

by  Reginald  Scot 

Esquire. 

Many  of  Scot's  contemporaries  hailed  his  reasonable  exposure 
of  unreasonable  superstition  with  joy,  for,  as  one  of  them  put 
it,  he  "  dismasketh  sundry  egregious  impostures,  and  in  certaine 
principall  chapters,  and  speciall  passages  hitteth  the  nayle  on 
the  head  with  a  witnesse."  James  VI.  of  Scotland  described  the 
work  as  "  damnable,"  and  on  becoming  James  I.  of  England 
the  same  bigoted  and  pedantical  monarch  ordered  all  copies  of 


XI  AN   INLAND  MARSH  237 

the  "  Discouerie  "  to  be  burnt.  Though  Seot,  who  spent  most 
of  his  life  in  his  native  district,  probably  learned  much  witch 
lore  from  the  Kentish  folk  of  the  time,  he  has  a  further  claim  on 
our  consideration  here  as  being  the  author  of  the  first  practical 
treatise  on  hop  cultivation  in  England,  the  "  Perfect  Platform 
of  a  Hop-Garden,  and  necessary  instructions  for  the  making  and 
maintaining  thereof,  with  Notes  and  Rules  for  Reformation  of 
all  Abuses."     (1573.) 

Another  and  far  different  writer  who  hailed,  and  took  his 
title,  from  this  district  was  the  late  Lord  Brabourne,  who  on  the 
maternal  side  was  as  we  have  seen  a  great  nephew  of  Jane 
Austen,  and  who  won  wide  popularity  a  generation  ago  with  his 
stories  for  children,  stories  marked  by  that  combination  of  fancy 
with  simplicity  which  is  one  of  the  surest  appeals  to  the  juvenile 
imagination.  Many  of  his  stories  too,  notably  those  in 
"  Higgledy  Piggledv,"  should  have  an  especial  attraction  for 
Kentish  children,  in  that  they  tell  of  strange  adventures,  of 
fairies,  witches,  and  animals  in  these  southern  parts  of  the 
county. 

Crossing  the  East  Stour  near  Smeeth  station  we  can  easily 
reach  Aldington  in  the  hilly  district  north  of  Romney  Marsh, 
dealt  with  in  the  previous  chapter.  The  fact  that  members  of 
the  poet's  family  were  buried  at  Smeeth  justifies  us  in  claiming 
Gower  as  a  Kentish  worthy. 

Following  the  course  of  the  stream — decked  in  summer-time 
with  white  and  yellow  water-lilies — through  level  dyked 
meadows  with  all  the  character  of  marshland,  we  come  to  the 
little  village  of  Mersham,  with  its  southward  extension  beyond 
the  Stour  suggestively  named  Flood  Street,  and  with  the  foot- 
path along  a  raised  bank  indicative  of  the  flood-time  state  of  the 
roadway  in  this  high  valley  of  the  East  Stour.  The  general 
level  is  over  a  hundred  feet  above  the  sea  which  lies  but  a  few 
miles  to  the  south  beyond  the  Hythe  to  Appledore  hills,  for 
the  stream,  as  has  been  said  earlier,  though  it  rises  but  a  few 
miles  from  Hythe  on  this  southern  coast,  flows  north-westward 
to  the  Great  Stour  at  Ashford,  and  reaches  the  sea  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  Sandwich. 

To  the  south  of  Ashford  lie  various  small  hamlets,  scattered 
about  well  kept  farmlands,  passing  which  we  come  to  the 
broad  woodlands  north  of  the  Romney  Marshes,  and   so  to 


238  A  ZEAL  FOR  MATRIMONY  chai\ 

Ham  Street,  Warehorne,  and  Appledore.  Westwards  following 
the  course  of  the  Great  Stour  we  come  to  the  neat  and  attrac- 
tive village  of  Great  Chart,  with  its  many  cottage  gardens  rich  in 
bright  flowers,  its  typical  grey  stone  towered  church  at  the  end 
of  the  rising  street.  Here  Hadrian  a  Saravia,  a  famous  divine, 
friend  of  the  judicious  Hooker  as  we  have  seen,  was  Rector 
during  the  closing  years  of  his  life,  and  here  he  died  in  1613. 
He  was  a  striking  example  of  the  cosmopolitan  divine  of  the 
period  ;  his  father  was  a  Spaniard,  his  mother  a  Fleming,  and 
he  passed  much  of  his  life  in  the  Channel  Islands  and  England. 
To  him  we  owe  something  for  his  share  in  the  translation  of  the 
Bible,  for  he  was  nominated  one  of  the  translators  in  1607,  and 
was  one  of  the  committee  to  whom  was  entrusted  the  Old  Testa- 
ment from  Genesis  to  the  Second  Book  of  Kings.  He  is  also 
known  as  author  of  a  Latin  treatise  on  the  Eucharist  which  he 
dedicated  to  James  I.,  but  which  was  not  published  until  1855. 
To  the  north  of  Great  Chart  is  one  of  the  many  beautiful 
parklands  of  the  district,  Godinton  Park  and  Swinford  Old 
Manor — the  "  haunt  of  ancient  peace  "  in  which  Mr.  Alfred 
Austin,  the  Poet  Laureate,  has  long  resided  in  a  pleasant 
rambling  house  screened  from  the  road  by  a  wealth  of  flower- 
ing shrubs  and  trees.  A  seventeenth  century  worthy  who 
lived  at  Godinton  is  said  to  have  married  five  wives,  and, 
on  the  death  of  the  fifth,  when  he  was  ninety-three  years  of 
age,  set  out  and  walked  to  London  in  search  of  a  sixth,  but 
his  zeal  for  matrimony  was  cut  short  by  death.  Park  almost 
merges  into  park,  and  next  we  reach  the  beautiful  and 
extensive  one  of  Hothfield  Place  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
which,  according  to  one  tradition,  Alexander  Iden  slew  the 
rebel  Cade.  The  beautiful  tract  of  Hothfield  Heath  is  one  to 
be  lingered  over  and  wandered  about.  Its  grand  clumps  of 
pines,  its  sturdy  beeches,  with  stretches  of  turf  and  innumerable 
patches  of  gorse  and  other  shrubs  make  it  very  picturesque 
while  from  its  higher  portions  are  to  be  had  beautiful  views 
across  the  Weald  in  one  direction,  and  of  the  wooded  range 
of  hills  in  the  other.  In  one  of  the  coppices  of  Hothfield, 
between  the  lake  and  the  Ashford  road,  "the  nodding  fox- 
glove "  grows  in  splendid  profusion — thousands  of  noble 
spikes  being  grouped  in  most  admired  disorder  among  the 
undergrowth  where  the  trees  have  been  cut  down.     From  the 


xi  FIRES  AND  FIRES  239 

Heath  in  a  couple  of  miles  by  the  little  hamlet  of  Westwell 
Leacon  we  may  reach  the  comfortable  looking  village  of 
Charing  backed  by  the  wooded  downs  with  the  steep  and 
winding  ascent  of  Charing  Hill  on  the  way  to  Faversham,  the 
windmill  silhouetted  against  the  sky  on  top.  From  that  hill 
a  magnificent  view  across  the  upper  valley  of  the  Stour  and 
the  Weald  is  to  be  had,  the  flourishing  farmlands  being  greatly 
diversified  with  clumps  and  stretches  of  woodland. 

"  Dirty  Charing  lies  in  a  hole, 

It  had  but  one  bell  and  that  was  stole.1' 

This  village,  which  strikes  the  present  day  visitor  as  anything 
but  dirty,  is  one  of  the  many  places  at  which  we  come  upon 
old-time  residences  of  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury.  Here 
for  several  centuries  stood  a  splendid  archiepiscopal  palace, 
one  of  the  most  ancient  possessions  attached  to  Canterbury, 
taking  us  back  to  the  early  establishment  of  Christianity  in 
England.  In  757  it  was  seized  by  Offa  but  not  long  afterwards 
was  returned  to  the  Archbishop  and  remained  one  of  his 
successors'  most  important  possessions  up  to  the  time  of 
Henry  VIII.  when  Cranmer  found  it  politic  to  hand  it  and 
others  over  to  that  grasping  monarch.  "  Whilst  Thomas 
Arundel  filled  the  see,  in  the  reign  of  Henry  IV.,  the  first 
capital  execution  for  the  crime  of  heresy  occurred.  He  pro- 
nounced W.  Sawtre  a  relapsed  heretic,  and  those  fires  were 
kindled  which  at  length  consumed  Cranmer,  the  last  archi- 
episcopal tenant  of  the  palace  at  Charing."  The  remaining 
ruins,  partly  formed  into  cottages,  partly  used  as  farm  buildings, 
though  considerable,  suggest  little  of  these  old-time  tragedies, 
or  of  the  old-time  splendour  when  Henry  VIII.  was  enter- 
tained here  en  route  for  the  Field  of  the  Cloth  of  Gold.  The 
ruins  in  which  herring-bone  masonry,  tiles,  and  weather-worn 
carvings  are  to  be  seen  stand  by  the  gate  leading  to  the 
handsome  church  which  is  the  successor  of  an  ancient  one 
that  was  in  1590  "  consumed  by  fire  to  the  very  stones  of  the 
building,  which  happened  from  a  gun  discharged  at  a  pigeon, 
then  upon  the  roof  of  it."  The  church  has  a  sundial  over 
the  entrance. 

Owing   to   the    discovery   long   since   of    Roman   remains, 


24o  "IT'S  MONDAY,  BOYS"  chap. 

Charing  disputes  with  four-mile-distant  Lenham  the  right  to 
be  considered  the  original  Durolenum.  Southwards  towards 
the  Weald  we  may  visit  Egerton,  the  great  church  tower  of 
which  village  is  seen  prominently  from  the  road ;  Pluckley, 
with  its  many  delightful  old  houses,  and  good  view  across  the 
Weald  ;  and  Little  Chart,  all  set  in  pleasant  country.  Egerton, 
with  some  nice  old  cottages,  and  its  church  with  a  lofty 
buttressed  tower  is  situated  on  a  small  hill  and  is  said  to  mark 
one  limit  of  that  vague  tract  known  as  the  Weald.  Beyond  it 
is  another  landmark  in  the  Egerton  windmill  and  below  it  by 
the  infant  Stour  is  the  hamlet  of  Stonebridge  Green.  Another 
tiny  hamlet  near  Egerton,  in  the  opposite  direction,  and 
forming  a  detached  portion  of  the  parish  of  Little  Chart,  is 
Mundey  Boys,  worth  more  than  passing  mention  in  that  a 
local  story  attaches  to  its  quaint  name.  This  story  runs  that 
a  farmer  here  had  several  sons  who  were  given  to  going 
out  and  enjoying  themselves  on  Sundays  so  that  they  were 
loth  to  rise  next  morning,  and  their  father  had  so  regularly 
to  rouse  them  with  his  cry  of  "  Now,  then,  get  up,  get  up, — 
it's  Monday,  boys,"  that  the  words  came  to  be  attached  to  the 
place.  It  needs  but  a  simple  story  to  win  applause  at  the 
wayside  inns  in  some  of  these  quiet  country  spots.  Pluckley 
station,  from  which  this  part  of  our  district  may  well  be 
explored,  lies  more  than  a  mile  to  the  south  with  near-by 
brickworks  and  smoke-belching  chimney  scarcely  suggestive 
of  the  peaceful  and  lonely  rustic  places  within  easy  reach  ; 
quiet  woodlands,  rich  in  the  flora  of  the  Weald,  occasional 
ponds  grown  with  reeds  and  rushes,  and  starred  with  water- 
lilies,  lanes  and  footpaths  along  which  we  may  walk  for  long 
without  meeting  another  wayfarer. 

North  of  Charing,  too,  among  the  higher  hills  leading  up  to 
the  Faversham  country,  we  may  cross  the  old  Pilgrim's  Road 
which  runs  curiously  parallel — at  from  less  than  half  a  mile  to 
a  mile  and  a  half — with  the  high  road,  and  find  walks  no 
less  various,  no  less  attractive.  Here  are  wide  stretches  of 
woods  in  which  the  hop-grower's  friend,  the  sweet  chestnut,  is 
plentifully  seen.  At  Stalisfield,  in  a  country  of  coppices,  the 
church  is  to  be  visited  for  the  sake  of  its  carved  oak  screen. 
At  Otterden  dwelt  an  early  electrical  experimentalist,  Stephen 
Gray    (died    1736),    whose   labours   assisted    considerably    in 


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WOODED  HILLS 


241 


the  advance  of  our  knowledge  of  electricity.  Climbing  the 
steep  Charing  Hill  and  turning  to  the  right  beyond  we  come 
to  the  broad  extent  of  Longbeech  Wood  and  so  reach  the 
neighbourhood  of  Challock  and  its  adjacencies  touched  upon 
in  the  earlier  description  of  these  places  round  and  about 
Ash  ford. 


Anglers. 


R 


CHAPTER  XII 

CRANBROOK    AND    THE    "  HURSTS  " 

Though  it  was  of  Sussex  that  Mr.  Rudyard  Kipling  was  sing- 
ing when  he  wrote  of 

"  Belt  upon  belt,  the  wooded,  dim 
Blue  goodness  of  the  Weald," 

and  though  a  greater  extent  of  the  Weald  belongs  to  Sussex 
than  belongs  to  Kent  our  county  may  claim  its  share  of  the 
goodness ;  for  those  who  wander  about  the  wooded  belts 
there  is  as  much  to  attract  the  attention  in  the  things  seen 
and  as  much  to  touch  the  imagination  with  bygone  associa- 
tions in  the  Kentish  as  in  the  Sussex  Weald.  It  is  still 
largely  a  country  of  retired  villages,  of  much  woodland,  of 
quiet,  winding  ways.  Though  farms  and  tiny  hamlets  almost 
innumerable  are  scattered  about  it,  and  though  branch  railways 
now  cross  it  from  Headcorn  by  Tenterden  to  Robertsbridge, 
and  from  Paddock  Wood  by  Cranbrook  to  near  Hawkhurst 
the  tract  of  country  is  one  in  which  the  lover  of  seclusion  has 
not  to  travel  far  for  his  satisfaction. 

Though  changed  much  from  the  days  when  the  Wealden 
Forest  stretched  from  Hampshire  and  occupied  a  large  part 
of  the  counties  of  Surrey,  Sussex  and  Kent,  though  habitations 
in  single  spies  and  in  battalions  have  invaded  its  privacy, 
yet  enough  remains  to  suggest  how  important  a  barrier  its 
miles  of  hills,  dense  woods  and  clayey  bogs  made  between  the 
coast  and  the  interior  in  the  days  when  the  best  of  the  roads 
were  probably  no  better  than  more  or  less  indefinite  tracks 
through  the  dense  cover  of  various  shrubs  and  trees,  largely  oak. 
The  Wealden  oak  was  indeed  an  important  factor  in  the  build- 
ing up  of  Britain's  supremacy  as  mistress  of  the  seas.  As  that 
splendid  utilitarian  William  Cobbett  put  it,"  Here  the  oak  grows 


CH.  XII 


KENTISH  OAK 


243 


finer  than  in  any  part  of  England.  The  trees  are  more  spiral 
in  their  form.  They  grow  much  faster  than  upon  any  other 
land.  Yet  the  timber  must  be  better  ;  for,  in  some  of  the  Acts 
of  Queen  Elizabeth's  reign  it  is  provided  that  the  oak  for  the 
Royal  Navy  shall  come  out  of  the  Weald  of  Surrey,  Sussex  or 
Kent."  Samuel  Pepys  in  his  "  Memoires  of  the  Navy  "  shocks 
our  prejudice  about  English  oak  by  declaring  that  for  the 
larger  vessels,  foreign  oaks — Prussian  and  Bohemian — yielded 
better  and  more  durable  timber  !  The  shipbuilders  took  toll  of 
the  woodlands  and  so  also  did  the  iron  founders,  yet  still  on 


Avals' 


Headcot  n  Ch  urchyt  1  >  1  f. 

the  whole  the  country  that  was  in  olden  time  Andredsweald,  or 
"  the  wood  or  forest  without  habitation,"  remains  one  of  the 
best  wooded  that  we  have  of  like  extent.  Oaks  are  still  to  be 
seen  in  plenty,  occasionally  in  fine  specimens  and  frequently  in 
coppices  of  younger  growth  and  varied  with  other  timber.  The 
denuding  of  the  Weald  began  early,  and  Michael  Drayton  three 
hundred  years  ago  made  the  forests,  "daughters  of  the  Weald," 
lament  the  change  already  wrought,  the  disregard  of  posterity 
in  the  wholesale  destruction  of  the  timber  trees  : 

"  '  Could  we,'  say  they,  'suppose  that  any  would  us  cherish, 
Which  suffer  (every  day)  the  holiest  things  to  perish  ? 

R    2 


244 


"POOR  WOFUL  WOODS" 


CHAP. 


All  lo  our  daily  want  to  minister  supply 

These  iron  times  breed  none  that  mind  posterity. 

'Tis  but  in  vain  to  tell,  what  we  before  have  been, 

Or  changes  of  the  world,  that  we  in  time  have  seen  ; 

When,  not  devising  how  to  spend  our  wealth  with  waste, 

We  to  the  savage  swine  let  fall  our  larding  mast, 

But  now,  alas,  ourselves  we  have  not  to  sustain, 

Nor  can  our  tops  suffice  to  shield  our  roots  from  rain. 

Jove's  oak,  the  warlike  ash,  vein'd  elm,  the  softer  beech, 

Short  hazel,  maple  plain,  light  asp,  the  bending  wych, 

Tough  holly,  and  smooth  birch,  must  altogether  burn  ; 


•  °«*Stti 


^ 


»  ki.. 


Looking  West  from  a  point  between  Hawkhurst  and  Cranbrook. 

What  should  the  builder  serve,  supplies  the  forger's  turn  ; 
When  under  public  good,  base  private  gain  takes  hold, 
And  we  poor  woful  woods  to  ruin  lastly  sold.'," 

When  Drayton  wrote  the  Weald  was  already  greatly  changed 
from  its  earliest  character.  In  prehistoric  times  it  is  supposed 
to  have  been  the  bed  of  a  sea,  and  later  a  great  river  estuary  on 
the  banks  of  which  reptilian  monsters  "  tare  each  other  in  the 
slime."  In  the  English  Chronicle  it  is  the  "  Mickle  wood,  that 
we  call  Andred,"  and  was  "from  west  to  east  a  hundred  and 
twelve  miles  long  or  longer,  and  thirty  miles  broad,"  while  Bcde 


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WEALDEN  "HURSTS" 


245 


twelve  hundred  years  ago  described  it  as  "  thick  and  inaccessible, 
the  abode  of  deer,  swine  and  wolves,"  though  it  had  long  since 
been  penetrated  by  several  of  the  great  roads  which  formed  so 
important  a  factor  in  the  civilising  influence  of  the  Romans. 
Centuries  have  gone  since  the  last  boar  was  hunted,  the  last 
wolf  destroyed  ;  great  trees — survivals  of  the  forest  primeval- 
are  comparatively  few,  but  yet  it  is  of  the  woods  and  coppices 
that  we  first  think  when  we  try  to  consider  this  great  Wealden 
district  as  a  whole.     Over  and  over  again  we  are  reminded  of 


V 


.  -#Wr  M' ' 


Between  Goudhitrst  ami  Horsmonden. 


it  in  the  place-names  of  towns  and  villages  and  estates  scat- 
tered about  it,  by  the  common  termination  of  "  hurst."  Taking 
Cranbrook  as  our  centre  we  have  Staplehurst  to  the  north, 
Hawkhurst  to  the  south,  Sissinghurst  to  the  east,  and  Lamber- 
hurst  to  the  west,  with  "  hursts  "  innumerable  about  the  devious 
byways  in  between. 

Though  now  quiet  enough,  picturesque  Cranbrook  was 
once  a  place  of  considerable  importance,  being  the  first  centre 
of  the  cloth  weaving  industry  in  the  days  of  Edward  III.  For 
centuries  this  manufacture  was  carried  on  here  and  in  the  sur- 


£XjfrL&^o<f-0\^_ 


Cranbrook. 


CH.   XII 


CRANBROOK  CHURCH 


247 


rounding  district,  and  when  Fuller  wrote  "  Kentish  cloth  at  the 
present  keepeth  up  the  credit  thereof  as  high  as  ever  before," 
but  it  has  now  been  supplanted  by  the  manufacture  of  other 
districts,  and  to  remind  us  of  the  bygone  trade  we  have  but  the 
old  gabled  houses  in  which  it  was  carried  on,  and  such  stories 
as  that  of  Queen  Elizabeth  walking  from  Cranbrook  to  the 
neighbouring  manor  of  Coursehorne  entirely  on  a  pathway  of 
broadcloth  made   in  the  neighbourhood.     The  church  stand- 


Staplehurst. 


ing  part  hidden  at  an  angle  of  the  main  street  is  an  inter- 
esting building  with  many  noticeable  features,  including  a 
'dipping  place,"  constructed  by  a  notable  Anabaptist  vicar 
here,  known  to  those  who  read  old  works  of  controversial 
theology  as  "Johnson  of  Cranbrook."  Born  at  Frindsbury, 
and  educated  at  Canterbury,  the  non-juring  divine  belongs  very 
fully  to  our  county  for,  successively  or  as  pluralist,  the  Rev. 
John  Johnson  held  the  livings  of  Hardres,  Boughton-under- 


248  THE  POETS  OF  CRANBROOK  chap. 

Blean,  Heme  Hill,  Margate,  Appledore,  and  lastly— 1 707-1 725 
— Cranbrook,  where  he  was  known  as  a  diligent  parish  priest, 
holding  daily  services  in  his  church,  and  whence  he  issued 
his  various  works  on  divinity.  More  famous  names  associated 
with  Cranbrook  are  those  of  Phineas  Fletcher,  the  poet  of  "the 
Purple  Island  " — "  wise,  tender,  and  sweet  voiced  old  fellow  "■ 
was  born  here  when  his  grandfather  was  rector  in  1582,  and  of 
Sydney  Dobell,  the  singer  of  "  Balder,"  who  was  born  here 
in  1824. 

To  Willsley  Green,  a  little  north  of  Cranbrook,  the  infant 
Douglas  Jerrold  was  taken  within  a  few  weeks  of  his  birth  in 
Soho  ;  there  he  passed  his  earliest  years,  and  thither  I  like  to 
believe  his  memory  returned  when  he  came  to  present  the 
idyllic  spot  described  in  "  The  Chronicles  of  Clovernook" — 

"We  will  show  every  green  lane  about  it  ;  every  clump  of  trees — every 
bit  of  woodland,  mead  and  dell.  The  villagers,  too,  may  be  found,  upon 
acquaintance,  not  altogether  boors.  '  There  are  some  strange  folk  among 
them.  Men  who  have  wrestled  in  the  world,  and  have  had  their  victories 
and  their  trippings-up  ;  and  now  they  have  nothing  to  do  but  keep  their 
little  bits  of  garden  ground  pranked  with  the  earliest  flowers  ;  their  only 
enemies,  weeds,  slugs  and  snails.  Odd  people,  we  say  it,  are  amongst 
them.  Men,  whose  minds  have  been  strangely  carved  and  fashioned  by 
the  world  ;  cut  like  odd  fancies  in  walnut-tree  :  but  though  curious  and 
grotesque,  the  minds  are  sound,  with  not  a  worm-hole  in  them.  And  these 
men  meet  in  summer  under  the  broad  mulberry-tree  before  the  "gratis," 
and  tell  their  stories— thoughts,  humours  ;  yea,  their  dreams." 

There  are  in  this  neighbourhood  many  fine  trees,  particularly 
grand  conifers  between  Cranbrook  and  Sissinghurst. 

Five  miles  to  the  north  of  Cranbrook  is  Staplehurst,  with  a 
good  view  of  the  valley  of  the  River  Beult,  one  of  the  most 
important  tributaries  of  the  Medway,  and  before  reaching  that 
town  we  have  Frittenden,  a  mile  or  so  to  the  right,  returning 
from  which  attractive  byroads  lead  to  one  of  the  old  "  stately 
homes  of  England  "at  Sissinghurst,  passing  on  our  way  the 
Hammer  Stream.  This  little  tributary  of  the  Beult  as  do  other 
names  in  the  neighbourhood,  reminds  us  of  the  days  when 
ironfounding  was  carried  on  extensively  in  the  "hursts."  But 
northward  the  tide  of  manufacture  has  taken  its  way,  and  iron- 
founding  and  cloth-making  must  be  looked  for  far  from  these 
rural  scenes. 

The  ruins  of  the  Tudor  Sissinghurst  Castle,  at  some  distance 
from  the  village,  are  well  worth  visiting.     Sir  Roger  de  Cover- 


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WALPOLE  AT  SISSINGHURST 


249 


ley  we  may  be  sure  would  have  gone  out  of  his  way  for  the 
purpose,  for  he  was  a  diligent  reader  of  Baker's  "  Chronicle  of 
the  Kings  of  England,"  as  Addison  has  told  us,  always  keeping 
the  volume  in  his  hall  window  and  quoting  it  with  approval. 


Frittenden  Church. 


Horace  Walpole  we  know  did  go  out  of  his  way  in  1752 — and 
was  not  altogether  gratified.  "  Yesterday,"  he  wrote,  "  after 
twenty  mishaps  we  got  to  Sissinghurst  to  dinner.  There  is  a 
park  in  ruins,  and  a  house  in  ten  times  greater  ruins,  built  by 
sir  John  Baker,  chancellor  of  the  exchequer  to  queen  Mary. 


250  A  CHRONICLER  ON  HIMSELF  chap. 

You  go  through  an  arch  of  the  stables  to  the  house,  the  court 
of  which  is  perfect  and  very  beautiful.  .  .  .  This  has  a  good 
apartment,  and  a  fine  gallery  a  hundred  and  twenty  feet  by 
eighteen,  which  takes  up  one  side  :  the  wainscot  is  pretty  and 
entire  ;  the  ceiling  vaulted  and  painted  in  a  light  genteel  gro- 
tesque. The  whole  is  built  for  show  ;  for  the  back  of  the 
house  is  nothing  but  lath  and  plaster."  Nearly  half  a  century 
later  than  Walpole's  visit  the '  place  was  utilised  for  keeping 
French  prisoners,  since  which  it  has  been  reduced  to  mere 
ruins.  It  was  at  this  Castle  that  the  unhappy  Sir  Richard  Baker 
was  born,  but  the  literary  works  by  which  he  is  remembered 
were  destined  to  be  written  from  the  confinement  of  the  Fleet 
Prison.  It  was  Sir  Richard's  grandfather,  Sir  John  Baker, 
ambassador  to  Denmark  for  Henry  VIII.,  and  Chancellor  of 
the  Exchequer  under  Queen  Mary,  who  built  Sissinghurst.  Sir 
John  is  reported  to  have  been  a  severe  opponent  of  his  Ana- 
baptist neighbours  at  Cranbrook,  and  an  unfounded  tradition 
says  that  he  was  killed  during  a  broil  with  them  at  a  place  in 
the  vicinity  still  known  as  Baker's  Cross.  The  historian  was  the 
eldest  son  of  Sir  John's  disinherited  eldest  son,  and  though  born 
at  the  Castle  does  not  seem  to  have  been  long  associated  with 
it.  At  the  age  of  sixty-seven  he  was  forced  to  take  refuge  in 
the  Fleet  Prison,  and  there  during  the  last  ten  years  of  his  life  he 
wrote  various  works,  including  the  "  Chronicles  "  by  which  he 
was  once  better  remembered,  and  of  which  he  himself  said  "  it 
is  collected  with  so  great  care  and  diligence,  that  if  all  other  of 
our  chronicles  were  lost,  this  only  would  be  sufficient  to  inform 
posterity  of  all  passages  memorable,  or  worthy  to  be  known." 
Contemporaries  and  successors  passed  far  other  judgments  on 
the  work,  which  has  long  since  become  obsolete.  It  is,  how- 
ever, with  bitter  feelings  that  we  think  of  that  son-in-law  of  his 
— "  one  Smith  " — who  destroyed  the  manuscript  of  Sir  Richard's 
autobiography  ;  his  devotional  exercises  and  verses  were  little 
likely  to  do  more  than  please  his  contemporaries,  his 
"  Chronicle  "  was  doomed  to  be  superseded,  but  from  such  of 
his  works  as  we  can  judge  we  may  well  believe  that  the  lost  one 
might  have  had  a  lasting  attractiveness.  The  destruction  of  a 
MS.  book  by  any  but  the  author  thereof  should  rank  with  the 
worst  of  crimes.     It  is  a  kind  of  murder. 

Northwards  from  Cranbrook  we  found  the  Wealden  country 
gradually    declining    towards    the    Beult    and    its    tributaries, 


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A  HAWKHURST  WORTHY 


251 


southwards  after  rising  to  the  small  village  of  Hartley  (near 
Cranbrook  station)  we  go  towards  the  Kent  Ditch  which  for 
some  distance  forms  the  boundary  between  our  county  and 
Sussex.  Not  far  from  the  boundary — beyond  which  the  parish 
extends — is  the  extensive  village  of  Hawkhurst  in  the  midst 
of  delightful  country,  with  a  number  of  Elizabethan  residences 
and  parks  in  the  near  neighbourhood. 

The  large  church  of  Hawkhurst — at  the  southern  end  of  the 


Hawkhurst  Moor. 


village — is  remarkable  for  its  decorated  east  window,  and  for 
having  parvis  chambers  over  its  northern  and  southern  porches. 
In  the  church  is  an  inscribed  marble  slab  to  the  memory  of 
Nathaniel  Lardner,  a  celebrated  nonconformist  divine  who  was 
born  in  the  Hall  House,  Hawkhurst,  in  1684,  spent  most  of  his 
life  in  London  and  died  in  the  house  in  which  he  was  born 
on  his  annual  visit  to  his  native  village  in  1768.  He  is 
regarded  as  "the  founder  of  the  critical  school   of  modern 


252  "THE  SAXTEN'S  WAGS"  chap. 

research  in  the  field  of  early  Christian  literature,  and  he  is  still 
the  leading  authority  on  the  conservative  side." 

The  churchwardens'  accounts  for  Hawkhurst  during  the 
sixteenth  century  include  some  curious  items.  For  instance 
in  1548  we  find  there  was  twopence  paid  "to  blast  for  kepyng 
the  doggs  out  of  the  churche,"  while  in  1549  we  find  the 
churchwardens  lending  money  and  accounting  for  the  interests 
received,  thus : — 

"  Itm,  of  Thomas  Seceley  for  the  ferme  (loan)  of  Xm     .     .     xiijs — iiijd 

Itm,  of  John  Hyckmote  for  the  ferine  of  V' vjs — viijd 

Itm,  of  John  Keffynche  for  ferme  of xxxs ijs" 

These  sums  were  probably  lent  from  the  "  Poor  Men's  Box  " 
to  poor  men  to  purchase  cows  or  other  aids  to  a  livelihood. 
A  few  years  later  we  find 

"  Pd  for  the  pformynge  of  the  saxten's  wags  at  Easter  .     .        1  Is — vjd 

It  would  be  curious  to  know  what  performance  the  "  saxten's 
wags "  indulged  in — presumably  one  of  the  miracle  plays  or 
moralities  in  which  the  time  was  rich,  though  the  performers 
being  described  as  wags  suggests  that  these  performances  may 
have  been  a  drollery. 

Sir  John  F.  W.  Herschel — the  third  member  of  one  family  to 
win  wide  fame  as  an  astronomer — lived  for  thirty  years  at 
Collingwood  just  south  of  Hawkhurst  Church;  here  he  carried 
out  his  incessant  work  in  widening  the  bounds  of  our 
knowledge  of  the  stars — "  every  day  of  Herschel's  long  and 
happy  life  added  its  share  to  his  scientific  services  " — and  here 
in  1 87 1  he  died,  but  he  is  not  buried  here  :  Westminster  Abbey 
claimed  him — and  there  he  was  interred  near  to  the  grave  of 
Sir  Isaac  Newton. 

Hawkhurst  was  one  of  the  neighbouring  places  which  followed 
Cranbrook  in  the  industry  of  clothmaking,  and  here  also  was 
another  ironfounding  centre — the  furnaces  being  at  one  time 
the  property  of  that  "  hero  of  peace,"  William  Perm,  whose 
beautiful  and  saintly  wife,  Gulielma  Maria  Springett,  came 
from  over  the  Sussex  border. 

East  of  Hawkhurst  we  may  go  by  Benenden  or  Sandhurst 
into  the  Tenterden  district,  but  immediately  to  the  west  is 
country  no  less  attractive  and  still  less  inhabited  where  there 
stretches  the  broad  extent  of  the  Frith  and  Bedgebury  Woods 


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253 


with  good  views  and  many  miles  of  quiet  walks  for  all  who 
delight  in  woodland  solitude.  Frith  Woods  are  sometimes 
Fright  Woods — the  term  originally  signifying  rough,  poorly 
grown,  heathy  woodlands,  was  as  we  have  seen  also  used  of 
Aldington  Frith.  Bedgebury  Park  is  a  noble  estate  lying  to 
the  north  with  some  grand  trees  and  with  notable  gardens  and 
lakes.  The  great  lake,  a  splendid  sheet  of  water,  is  said  to 
cover  the  site  of  the  old  moated  manor  house  at  which  Queen 
Elizabeth  stayed  during  one  of  her  Kentish  progresses.     The 


Goudhurst. 

present  house,  since  altered,  was  built  in  1688  by  Sir  James 
Hayes — one  time  Secretary  to  Prince  Rupert — out  of  his 
share  of  a  recovered  Spanish  treasure  ship.  At  the  western 
side  of  the  picturesque  park  is  the  hamlet  of  Bedgebury  Cross 
from  which  we  may  reach  the  village  of  Kilndown  in  the 
modern  and  unattractive  church  of  which  Field-Marshal  Vis- 
count Beresford,  one  of  Wellington's  ablest  lieutenants  in  the 
Peninsular  War,  is  buried.  Beresford  has  been  much  criticised 
for  his  conduct  of  the  battle  of  Albuera,  but  Wellington 
declared  that  if  he  himself  had  been  incapacitated  he  should 


254  LONDONERS  PLEASE  NOTE  chap. 

have  recommended  Beresford  to  succeed  him,  not  for  his 
qualities  of  generalship,  but  because  he  alone  could  "  feed  an 
army."  The  conqueror  of  Waterloo  thus  enforcing  the  truth 
of  the  dictum  that  an  army  fights  on  its  stomach. 

Kilndown  village  is  backed  by  Kilndown  "Woods  and  imme- 
diately beyond  is  Scotney  Castle,  the  creeper-clad  ruins  of  an 
old  moated  residence  by  the  little  river  Bewl.  Lamberhurst,  a 
little  further  to  the  west,  is  a  large  village  among  the  well  wooded 
hills.  Here — as  in  so  many  of  our  "  hursts  " — iron  smelting  was 
carried  on  extensively  in  past  times  ;  it  was  indeed  one  of  the 
most  important  centres  of  the  industry,  providing  the  iron 
railings  which  once  surrounded,  and  now  partially  surround  St. 
Paul's  Cathedral,  and  being  also  busied  over  cannon  founding. 
The  St.  Paul's  railings  were  cast  at  the  Gloucester  furnace — so 
named  from  Queen  Anne's  son  who  visited  it  in  1698 — which 
stood  on  the  River  Teise  about  midway  between  Lamberhurst 
and  Bayham  Abbey.  These  railings,  according  to  an  old  writer 
— Londoners  please  note  when  next  passing  through  St.  Paul's 
Churchyard — "  compose  the  most  magnificent  balustrade  per- 
haps in  the  universe  !  "  The  total  weight  of  the  rails  and  gates, 
according  to  the  same  authority  who  fell  from  high  falutin  to 
statistics,  was  over  two  hundred  tons,  and  the  cost  upwards  of 
eleven  thousand  pounds.  Many  of  the  rails  which  were  moved 
from  the  front  of  St.  Paul's  found  their  way  to  Canada.  The 
vessel  carrying  them  was  wrecked,  and  some  of  them  were  only 
recovered  after  considerable  trouble  and  at  much  expense. 
These  now  protect  a  tomb  in  High  Park  in  Toronto,  bearing 
an  inscription — which  is  quoted  from  memory — 

"  St.  Paul's  Cathedral  for  160  years  I  did  enclose 
Stranger,  behold  with  reverence  ! 
Man,  unstable  man, 
Twas  thou  that  caused  this  severance  !" 

East  and  north-east  of  Lamberhurst  are  Goudhurst  and 
Horsmonden,  little  more  than  a  couple  of  miles  apart  with  the 
Teise  flowing  northwards  between,  and  with  roads  "  smooth 
and  handsome  as  those  in  Windsor  Park."  Horsmonden  is  a 
picturesquely  situated  village.  Its  old  church,  which  stands  a 
mile  away  near  the  river,  with  at  its  gate  a  grand  walnut  tree 
the  spreading  branches  of  which  are  supported  on  many 
"  crutches,"  has  some  interesting  features,  including  an  excel- 


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255 


lent  fourteenth  century  brass  of  one  de  Grofhurst  in  ecclesias 
tical  vestments.  The  Grovehurst  family  was  long  resident  at 
the  manor  of  the  same  name  near  the  river  here,  but  became 
extinct  some  centuries  ago.  For  a  mural  monument  to  the 
Browne  family  a  simile-seeking  epitaph-writer  produced  the 
following  which  is  well  worthy  of  standing  with  other  punning 
memorials  of  the  dead  : 

"  Reader,  stand  still  ;  when  the  Almighties  hand 
Had  wrote  these  copies  faire,  then  vnderstand, 
He  strewed  them  ore  with  dust,  that  they  might  be 


View  from  near  Goudhursi. 

Secur'd  from  blots,  discharg'd  from  injury  : 
When  God  shall  blow  away  this  dust,  they  shall 
Be  known  to  have  been  divinely  pen'd  by  all." 

On  the  oak  screen  on  behalf  of  some  unidentifiable  Alice 
Campion  was  carved  an  appeal  for  the  prayers  of  the  devout : 
"  Orate  pro  bono  aestatu  alecie  campeon."  A  family  of  the 
Campions  is  said  to  have  resided  in  the  neighbourhood  in  the 
sixteenth  century. 

Near  to  the  rectory,  pleasantly  situated  in  a  little  park  on  an 
eminence,  is  a  tower  erected  half  a  century  ago  by  the  late  Rev. 


256  PASSING  RICH  chap. 

Sir  William  Smith-Marriott  to  the  memory  of  Sir  Walter  Scott 
and  within  the  tower  is  preserved  a  collection  of  the  works  of 
the  Wizard  of  the  North.  An  unique  tribute  it  would  seem  to  a 
man  of  letters.  Besides  the  fine  walnut  by  the  church  gate 
there  is,  standing  near  the  remains  of  an  old  moat,  a  grand  old 
tree  known  as  the  Big  Oak. 

Goudhurst  again  is  a  very  picturesquely  situated  village, 
having  the  advantage  of  its  neighbour  in  the  matter  of  height, 
for  it  is  on  the  summit  of  one  of  the  loftiest  ridges  in  the  Weald 
and  all  about  it  are  to  be  had  grand  views — that  from  the  church 
to  the  south  across  the  "  Fright  "  woods  and  Bedgebury  Park  is 
especially  fine.  This  view  from  the  churchyard  is  said  by  one 
with  a  liking  for  the  particularity  of  figures  to  be  "about 
twenty-five  miles  in  diameter."  In  the  church,  much  rebuilt 
and  restored,  the  tower  of  which  forms  a  striking  landmark, 
are  some  curious  old  monuments  while  in  the  large  village  are 
some  of  the  ancient  houses  in  which  the  clothmaking  industry 
was  carried  on  in  the  palmy  days  of  that  manufacture  in  Kent. 
"  Some  little  wool  staplery  business  "  was  continued  here  on 
into  the  early  nineteenth  century. 

In  an  old  Kent  guide  we  learn,  of  Goudhurst,  that  "  there  are 
two  schools  in  the  parish,  one  for  teaching  grammar  and  the 
Latin  language,  and  the  other  English.  The  former  is  under 
the  care  of  a  master,  who  has  a  salary  of  thirty-five  pounds 
per  annum,  the  latter  is  under  the  care  of  a  widow  woman, 
who  has  a  salary  of  five  pounds  per  annum,  and  is  full  of  poor 
children."  The  old  grammar  school  has  ceased  to  exist  and 
three  college  exhibitions  are  maintained  with  its  funds.  The 
poor  widow  woman  who  has  long  since  laid  aside  the  ferule, 
and  herself  sleeps  peacefully  in  the  churchyard,  must  have 
been  such  an  one  as  inspired  Shenstone's  poem. 

"  In  ev'ry  village  mark'd  with  little  spire, 

EmbowYd  in  trees,  and  hardly  known  to  fame, 
There  dwells,  in  lowly  shed,  and  mean  attire, 
A  matron  old.  whom  we  school-mistress  name    ; 
Who  boasts  unruly  brats  with  birch  to  tame  ; 
They  grieven  sore,  in  piteous  durance  pent, 
Aw'd  by  the  pow'r  of  this  relentless  dame  ; 
And  oft-times,  on  vagaries  idly  bent, 
For  unkempt  hair,  or  task  unconn'd,  are  sorely  shent. 

Some  years  after  these  munificently  paid  educators  of  the 
people   had    been    thus    mentioned  William    Cobbett  visiting 


xii  COBBETT  AT  GOUDHURST  257 

Goudhurst  on  one  of  those  "  Rural  Rides "  the  account  of 
which  forms  one  of  the  most  bracing  books  of  the  kind  we 
have,  thanks  to  the  combined  strong  common  sense  and 
dogmatism  of  the  burly  egotist,  happened  upon  an  opportunity 
for  enlarging  upon  another  matter  of  education  : 

"  I  got  to  Goudhurst  to  breakfast,  and  as  I  heard  that  the  Dean  of 
Rochester  was  to  preach  a  sermon  in  behalf  of  the  National  Schools,  I 
stopped  to  hear  him.  In  waiting  for  his  Reverence  I  went  to  the  Metho- 
dist Meeting-house,  where  I  found  the  Sunday  School  boys  and  girls 
assembled,  to  the  almost  filling  of  the  place,  which  was  about  thirty  feet 
long  and  eighteen  feet  wide.  The  'Minister'  was  not  come,  and  the 
Schoolmaster  was  reading  to  the  children  out  of  a  tract-book,  and  shaking 
the  brimstone  bag  at  them  most  furiously.  This  Schoolmaster  was  a  sleek- 
looking  young  fellow  ;  his  skin  perfectly  tight  ;  well-fed,  I'll  warrant  him  ; 
and  he  has  discovered  the  way  of  living,  without  work,  on  the  labour  of 
those  that  do  work.  There  were  thirty-six  little  fellows  in  smock-frocks, 
and  al  out  as  many  girls  listening  to  him  ;  and  I  daresay  he  eats  as  much 
meat  as  any  ten  of  them.  By  this  time  the  Dean,  I  thought,  would  be 
coming  on  ;  and,  therefore,  to  the  church  I  went ;  but  to  my  great  disap- 
pointment, I  found  that  the  parson  was  operating  preparatory  to  the 
appearance  of  the  Dean,  who  was  to  come  on  in  the  afternoon,  when  I, 
agreeably  to  my  plan,  must  be  off.  The  sermon  was  from  2  Chronicles, 
Ch.  xxi,  v.  21,  and  the  words  of  this  text  described  King  Hezekiah  as  a 
most  zealous  man,  doing  whatever  he  did  with  all  his  heart.  I  write  from 
memory,  mind,  and,  therefore,  I  do  not  pretend  to  quote  exact  words  ; 
and  I  may  be  a  little  in  error,  perhaps,  as  to  chapter  or  verse.  The  object 
of  the  preacher  was  to  hold  up  to  his  hearers  the  example  of  Hezekiah, 
and  particularly  in  the  case  of  the  school  affair.  He  called  upon  them  to 
subscribe  with  all  their  hearts  ;  but  alas  !  how  little  of  persuasive  power 
was  there  in  what  he  said.  No  effort  to  make  them  see  the  use  of  the 
schools.  No  inducement  proved  to  exist.  No  argument,  in  short,  nor  any- 
thing to  move.  No  appeal  either  to  the  reason  or  to  the  feeling.  All  was 
general,  commonplace,  cold  observation  ;  and  that,  too,  in  language  which 
the  far  greater  part  of  the  hearers  could  not  understand.  This  church  is 
about  a  hundred  and  ten  feet  long,  and  seventy  feet  wide  in  the  clear.  It 
would  hold  three  thousand  people,  and  it  had  in  it  two  hundred  and  four- 
.  teen,  besides  fifty-three  Sunday  School  or  National  School  boys  ;  and  these 
sat  together  in  a  sort  of  lodge,  up  in  a  corner,  16  feet  long  and  IO  feet 
wide.  Now,  will  any  Parson  Malthus,  or  anybody  else,  have  the  impu- 
dence to  tell  me  that  this  church  was  built  for  the  use  of  a  population  not 
more  numerous  than  the  present  ?  " 

This  question  of  the  relative  disproportion  of  the  churches, 
both  in  number  and  in  size,  to  the  population  is  one  that  crops 
up  again  and  again  as  we  pass  through  many  of  our  country 
districts,  and  scarcely  seems  accounted  for  even  by  the  growth 
of    Nonconformity    and    the    "rural  exodus."      It    may    well 

s 


258  LIVING  UPON  FAITH  chap. 

be  believed  that  when  the  churches  were  erected  "to  the 
Glory  of  God  "  their  size  was  conditioned  more  by  the  zeal  of 
the  builders  and  the  wealth  available  than  by  the  number  of 
parishioners  likely  to  worship  in  them. 

Going  from  Goudhurst  back  to  Cranbrook,  which  lies  about 
four  miles  to  the  east,  we  pass  Iden  Green  and  cross- 
roads known  locally  as  Four  Wents,  both  of  which 
names  curiously  enough  are  duplicated  a  short  distance  south 
of  Cranbrook.  At  the  first  of  these  Four  Wents  we  are  reminded 
of  a  singular  person  of  some  importance  in  his  day,  one  hundred 
years  ago  ;  an  eccentric  preacher  known  to  notoriety  as  William 
Huntingdon,  S.S.  The  natural  son  of  a  neighbouring  farmer, 
this  worthy  was  born  in  a  cottage  at  the  Four  Wents  and  was 
baptized  in  the  name  of  his  putative  father,  William  Hunt,  at 
the  age  of  five  in  1750.  Like  a  certain  nobleman  he  was  all 
things  by  turn  and  nothing  long,  though  never  statesman, 
fiddler  or — at  least  in  his  own  regard — buffoon.  According  to 
the  "  Dictionary  of  National  Biography,"  after  gaining  the  barest 
rudiments  of  education  at  the  Cranbrook  grammar  school, 
Hunt  "  went  into  service  as  an  errand  boy,  and  was  afterwards 
successively  gentleman's  servant,  gunmaker's  apprentice, 
sawyer's  pitman,  coachman,  hearse-driver,  tramp,  gardener, 
coal  heaver,  and  popular  preacher."  When  at  length  he 
"found  himself"  as  a  preacher  he  should  certainly  have  ac- 
quired such  wide  knowledge  of  men  and  matters  as  could 
not  fail  to  prove  serviceable.  Having  got  into  trouble  which 
made  it  advisable  for  him  to  seek  a  new  field  for  his 
labours,  he  changed  his  name  from  Hunt  to  Huntington,  and 
having  found  a  young  woman  to  share  his  adventures,  went  off 
upon  his  wanderings  from  place  to  place — Mortlake,  Sunbury, 
Kingston,  Ewell,  Thames  Ditton — and  from  employment  to 
employment.  He  suffered  much  from  poverty,  "  and  still  more 
from  conviction  of  sin."  At  length  he  was  converted,  saw  Christ 
in  a  vision,  and  was  brought  "  under  the  covenant-love  of  God's 
elect."  Later  he  resolved  to  cease  any  work  other  than  that  of 
preaching  the  particular  form  of  Calvinism  which  he  evolved, 
depending  for  his  subsistence  entirely  on  faith  (i.e.  the  contri- 
butions of  his  congregations).  After  spending  some  time  as  an 
itinerant  preacher,  he  was  afraid  of  the  old  Kentish  scandal 
being  brought  up  against  him,  and  so  confided  the  history  to  his 
staunchest  supporters,  and   added  the  mysterious  S.S.  to  his 


Xil  A  PROl'HET  AMONG  THEM  259 

name.  "  As  I  cannot  get  a  D.D.  for  the  want  of  cash,  neither 
can  I  get  an  M.A.  for  want  of  learning,  therefore  I  am  com- 
pelled to  fly  for  refuge  to  S.S.,  by  which  I  mean  Sinner  Saved  " 
-which  suggests  that  William  Huntington  was  not  entirely 
wanting  in  a  sense  of  humour.  Later  he  removed  to  London, 
carrying  on  his  eccentric  preaching  for  thirty  years  in  Provi- 
dence Chapel,  Litchfield  Street,  and  on  that  being  burned 
down,  in  New  Providence  Chapel  Gray's  Inn  Lane — being 
enabled  to  build  both  of  these  owing  to  the  confidence  which 
he  inspired  in  his  adherents.  On  the  death  of  the  woman  with 
whom  he  had  lived  for  over  thirty  years,  Huntington  married 
Lady  Llizabeth  Sanderson,  widow  of  a  Lord  Mayor  of  London. 
He  had  become  engaged  in  bitter  controversy  with  various 
divines,  and  two  years  before  his  marriage  published  a  collective 
edition  of  his  works  in  twenty  volumes.  He  died  in  1813  at 
Tunbridge  Wells,  a  few  miles  from  where  he  was  born,  and  was 
buried  at  Lewes,  having  penned  his  own  epitaph  thus  : 

"Here  lies  the  coal  heaver,  who  departed  this  life  July  1st,  1823,  in 
the  69th  year  of  his  age,  beloved  of  his  God,  but  abhorred  of  men.  The 
omniscient  Judge  at  the  Grand  Assize  shall  ratify  and  confirm  this  to  the 
confusion  oi  many  thousands,  for  England  and  its  metropolis  shall  know 
thai  there  hath  been  a  prophet  among  them." 

When  Lord  Clive  shortly  before  his  death  was  spending  many 
thousands  of  pounds  over  the  building  of  Claremont,  and  the 
Surrey  peasantry  declared  that  he  was  building  the  walls  so  thick 
that  he  might  keep  out  the  devil  who  would  one  day  carry  him 
away  bodily,  according  to  Macaulay  "  among  the  gaping  clowns 
who  drank  in  this  frightful  story  was  a  worthless  ugly  lad," 
our  fugitive  from  Kent,  and  the  historian  goes  on  to  declare  of 
Huntington  that  "the  superstition  which  was  strangely  mingled 
with  the  knavery  of  that  remarkable  impostor  "  derived  support 
from  the  tales  he  had  heard  of  Clive. 


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CHAPTER  XIII 

MAIDSTONE 

If  Maidstone  were  only  one  of  the  largest  of  our  Kentish 
towns,  and  the  capital  of  our  county — its  population  is  half  as 
much  again  as  that  of  Canterbury — it  need  not  detain  us  long, 
but  it  is  besides  an  ancient  place  with  much  in  it  and  in  its 
history  of  great  interest,  and  if  less  full  in  these  regards  than 
the  ecclesiastical  capital,  it  is  the  centre  of  yet  more  interesting 
country — along  the  course  of  the  Medway  to  the  north  and  to 
the  west,  for  the  town  is  situated  about  the  most  easterly  bend 
of  the  river — eastwards  to  Leeds  and  other  places,  southwards 
into  orchards  and  hop  gardens.  In  all  these  directions  are  spots 
intimately  associated  with  men  and  events  notable  in  our 
history,  while  about  the  chalk  hills,  the  stone  quarries  and  the 
Wealden  district  are  innumerable  villages  and  picturesque 
views  typical  of  that  pleasingly  various  thing  which  we  term 
English  rural  scenery.  Then,  too,  Maidstone  is  the  chief 
centre  of  the  hop  and  fruit  growing  in  the  county  about 
which  hop  fields  and  orchards  are  observable  in  nearly  all 
parts.  Here  as  much  as  anywhere  may  be  sung  the 
stirring  old  song  in  praise  of  the  hop  : — 

"  The  hop  that  swings  so  lightly 
The  hop  that  shines  so  brightly 
Shall  still  be  cherished  rightly 

By  all  good  men  and  true. 
Thus  spake  the  jovial  man  of  Kent 
As  through  his  golden  hops  he  went 
With  sturdy  limb  and  brow  unbent 
When  autumn  skies  were  blue." 

Reckoned  the  third   chief  city  of  the  ancient  Britons  the 
town  became  a  Roman  station  and  later  the  seat  of  a  Saxon 


CI  I.   XIII 


THE  COUNTY  CAPITAL 


261 


castle.  Its  name  has  gone  through  various  forms,  from  the 
Saxon  Medwegston  ;  in  the  Domesday  Survey  it  was 
Meddestone  and  in  local  pronunciation  it  is  still  Medstun. 
Incorporated  by  Edward  VI.  it  was  punished — we  shall 
see  why — by  losing  its  charter  under  that  king's  successor, 
was  granted  a  new  charter  by  Elizabeth  and  several  further 
ones  by  succeeding  monarchs ;   James  I.   incorporating  it  by 


Maidstone. 


the  style  of  "the  mayor  jurats  and  commonalty  of  the  King's 
town  and  parish  of  Maidstone." 

A  clean,  pleasant,  prosperous  town  with  broad  main  streets, 
with  some  quaint  old  houses  among  its  newer  ones,  with 
important  modern  buildings,  yet  with  an  air  of  cherishing  its 
past — such  is  the  present  appearance  of  Maidstone  to  the 
casual  visitor ;  a  town  in  which  considerable  manufactures  are 
carried  on,  in  which  troops  are  stationed,  yet  without  becoming 
stamped  as  either  a  manufacturing  or  a  garrison  town,  and 
through  it  runs  the  beautiful  Medway  the  most  important  of  all 


262  A  FRIEND  OF  ERASMUS  chap. 

our  rivers,  on  which  considerable  carrying  traffic  is  done  hence 
to  Rochester  and  the  Thames. 

Of  the  places  to  be  seen  in  the  town  one  of  the  principal  is 
the  Corporation  Museum  and  that  not  only  because  a  local 
museum  is  the  best  centre  from  which  to  start  the  tour  of  a 
locality  but  because  the  building  itself  is  one  best  fitted  to  be 
turned  to  the  purpose  of  housing  precious  relics  connected  with 
the  past  of  the  town  and  county.  It  is  the  ancient  Chillington 
Manor  House — a  beautiful  example  of  Tudor  domestic  archi- 
tecture— acquired  for  its  present  purpose  just  half  a  century  ago. 
Since  then  it  has  been  added  to  and  is  now  one  of  the  chief 
provincial  museums  in  the  country.  This  is  not  the  place  in 
which  to  epitomise  the  contents  but  it  may  be  said  that  the 
collection,  while  thoroughly  representative  of  the  archaeology 
and  natural  history  of  Kent,  includes  also  specimens  and 
relics  gathered  from  far  afield. 

At  Maidstone  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury  had  of  old  a  palace 
— there  were  sixteen  palatial  residences  at  one  time  attached  to 
the  archiepiscopal  see — preserved  in  a  very  good  state.  It 
dates  from  the  fourteenth  century,  with  additions  and  altera- 
tions, and  is  now  utilised  as  the  local  school  of  science  and  art, 
having  been  purchased  for  public  use  to  commemorate  the 
Jubilee  of  Queen  Victoria  in  1887.  Near  the  palace  is  the 
chief  church  of  Maidstone,  a  large  and  handsome  structure 
with,  as  might  be  imagined,  many  important  monuments  and 
other  features,  including,  it  is  believed,  one  to  the  powerful 
Archbishop  Courtenay,  who  erected  the  church  in  the  fourteenth 
century.  Courtenay,  it  may  be  said,  is  also  buried  at  Canter- 
bury. 

Seeing  how  in  recent  times  the  value  of  the  teaching  of  the 
"  dead  languages  "  has  been  discussed,  it  is  interesting  to  find 
buried  here  William  Grocyn,  friend  of  Erasmus,  and  one  of 
the  principal  revivers  of  the  study  of  Greek  at  Oxford  — he  was, 
says  the  "  Dictionary  of  National  Biography,"  "  among  the 
first — if  not  the  first — to  publicly  teach  Greek  in  the  univer- 
sity "  (to  adapt  Byron,  "  the  split  infinitive's  the  dictionary's 
every  line,  for  God's  sake,  reader,  take  it  not  for  mine  ").  In 
1506  Grocyn  was  appointed  master  of  the  collegiate  church  of 
All  Hallows,  Maidstone.  Another  notable  man  of  Tudor  times 
buried  here  is  John  Astley,  Queen  Elizabeth's  master  of  the  Jewel 
House,  a  great  equestrian  and  author  of  a  treatise  setting  forth 


xiii  WYATT'S  REBELLION  263 

"  The  Art  of  Riding."  His  wife  was  chief  gentlewoman  of 
the  privy  chamber  to  the  Queen,  who  granted  him  a  lease  of 
Allington  Castle.  Astley's  son,  Sir  John,  Master  of  the  Revels 
to  Charles  I.,  is  also  buried  here.  The  churchyard  has  added 
to  the  tale  of  epitaph  humour  the  following  :  "  In  memory  of 
John  Nettlefold,  who  died  January  13,  1793,  aged  80  years, 
left  issue  a  third  wife  and  two  daughters." 

With  the  "  College"  founded  here  by  Archbishop  Courtenay 
was  incorporated  the  hospital  of  Newark  for  the  use  of 
pilgrims  on  their  way  to  Canterbury  and  other  poor  travellers, 
which  had  been  established  towards  the  close  of  the  thirteenth 
century  by  his  predecessor  Boniface.  The  ruins  near  the  church 
on  the  bank  of  the  river  are  well  worth  visiting.  'When  we 
turn  from  the  things  which  we  can  see  in  the  old  town,  remind- 
ing us  mostly  of  its  great  past  as  an  ecclesiastical  centre,  to 
the  events  which  we  can  consider,  we  find  Maidstone  noted 
as  the  centre  of  two  important  episodes  in  history  :  one  when 
it  was  sought  to  restrain,  in  the  interests  of  Protestantism,- 
Queen  Mary  from  marrying  King  Philip  of  Spain,  and  one 
when  it  was  thought  to  uphold  the  forlorn  hope  of  Charles's 
cause  against  the  triumphant  Parliament.  The  first  of  these 
movements  was  instigated  by  Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  son  of  the 
Tudor  poet,  whom  we  may  recall  more  fittingly  at  Allington. 
Wyatt's  rebellion,  however,  had  Maidstone  as  its  centre,  though 
the  leader  lived  a  few  miles  further  down  stream.  Hatred 
of  Spain  and  all  it  stood  for  worked  with  zeal  for  the 
Reformed  religion  to  bring  many  adherents  to  the  rebellion. 
Unfortunately  for  the  Kentish  leader  the  affair  got  known  ; 
several  of  his  allies  were  prevented  from  joining  him,  and  he 
with  the  Men  of  Kent  had  to  rise  and  strike  his  blow  with 
unprepared  suddenness.  Despite  several  small  successes,  when 
the  force,  the  little  army  of  four  thousand  receiving  many 
accessions  on  its  way,  reached  London,  its  momentum  was 
destroyed,  thanks  to  the  courage — which  the  Tudors  never 
lacked — of  Queen  Mary  herself.  Wyatt  was  captured,  and  he 
and  many  of  his  followers  suffered  that  death  which  they  must 
have  known  was  the  penalty  of  failure.  The  very  rigour  of 
the  punishment  meted  out  to  the  rebels  had,  however,  the 
opposite  effect  from  that  intended,  so,  though  he  paid  with  his 
life,  Wyatt  forwarded  the  cause  for  which  he  suffered.  One  of 
the  finest  scenes  of  Tennyson's  "  Queen  Mary  "  is  concerned 


264 


THE  MINE  IS  FIRED 


CHAP. 


with  the  gathering  of  Wyatt's  men  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
Maidstone.  As  the  messenger  who  roused  Wyatt  sonnetting 
at  Allington  put  it : 


-j  y  iiovi^ffv^ 


All  Saints'  Church,   Maidstone. 


"  They  roar  for  you 
On  Pennenden  Heath,  a  thousand  of  them — more — 
All  arm'd,  waiting  a  leader." 

"The  mine  is  fired,"  says  Wyatt,  "and  I  will  speak  to 
them,"  and  he  is  then  made  thus  to  express  the  anti-Spanish 
sentiment : 


xin  A  SPLENDID  FOLLY  265 

"  Men  of  Kent  ;  England  of  England  ;  you  that  have  kept  your  old 
customs  upright,  while  all  the  rest  of  England  bovv'd  theirs  to  the  Norman, 
the  cause  that  hath  brought  us  together  is  not  the  cause  of  a  county  or  a 
shire,  but  of  this  England  in  whose  crown  our  Kent  is  the  fairest  jewel. 
Philip  shall  not  wed  Mary  ;  and  ye  have  called  me  to  be  your  leader.  I 
know  Spain.  I  have  been  there  with  my  father  ;  I  have  seen  them  in 
their  own  land;  have  marked  the  haughtiness  of  their  nobles;  the  cruelty 
of  iheir  priests.  If  this  man  marry  our  Queen,  however  the  Council  and 
the  Commons  may  fence  round  his  power  with  restriction,  he  will  be  King, 
King  of  England,  my  masters  ;  and  the  Queen,  and  the  laws,  and  the 
people,  his  slaves.  What?  Shall  we  have  Spain  on  the  throne  and  in  the 
Parliament  ;  Spain  in  the  pulpit  and  on  the  law-bench  ;  Spain  in  all  the 
great  offices  of  State  ;  Spain  in  our  ships,  in  our  forts,  in  our  houses,  in  our 
beds  ? 

Crowd. — No  !  no  !  no  Spain  ! 

William. — No  Spain  in  our  beds — that  were  worse  than  all.  I  have 
been  there  with  old  Sir  Thomas,  and  the  beds  I  know.      I  hate  Spain. 

A  Peasant.  —  But,  Sir  Thomas,  must  we  levy  war  against  the  Queen's 
G  race  ? 

Wyatt. — No,  my  friend  ;  war  for  the  Queen's  Grace — to  save  her  from 
herself  and  Philip — war  against  Spain.  And  think  not  we  shall  be  alone — 
thousands  will  flock  to  us.  The  Council,  the  Coiwt  itself,  is  on  our  side. 
The  Lord  Chancellor  himself  is  on  our  side.  The  King  of  France  is  with 
us  ;  the  King  of  Denmark  is  with  us  ;  the  world  is  with  us — war  against 
Spain  !  And  if  we  move  not  now,  yet  it  will  be  known  that  we  have  moved  ; 
and  if  Philip  come  to  be  King,  O,  my  God  !  the  rope,  the  rack,  the 
thumbscrew,  the  stake,  the  fire.  If  we  move  not  now  Spain  moves,  bribes  our 
nobles  with  her  gold,  and  creeps,  creeps  snake-like  about  our  legs  till  we 
cannot  move  at  all  ;  and  ye  know,  my  masters,  that  wherever  Spain  hath 
ruled  she  hath  withered  all  beneath  her.  Look  at  the  new  world — para- 
dise made  hell  ;  the  red  man,  that  good  helpless  creature,  starved,  maim'd, 
flogg'd,  flay'd,  burn'd,  boil'd,  buried  alive,  worried  by  dogs  ;  and  here, 
nearer  home,  the  Netherlands,  Sicily,  Naples,  Lombardy.  I  say  no  more — 
only  this,  their  lot  is  yours.  Forward  to  London  with  me  !  Forward  to 
London  !     If  ye  love  your  liberties  or  your  skins,  forward  to  London  ! " 

The  cry  "a  Wyatt  !  a  Wyatt  ! "  was  taken  up  by  many  as 
the  little  army  went  by  Rochester,  Gravesend,  Dartford,  and 
Blackheath  to  London  and  death.  A  folly  the  rising  has  been 
dubbed,  but  it  was  a  splendid  folly  ;  inspired  by  the  highest 
motives,  its  foolishness  was  that  which  attaches  to  undertakings 
foredoomed  to  failure.  In  the  Marian  Persecutions  which 
followed  hard  upon  the  gallant  attempt  to  make  such  impos- 
sible, seven  Protestants  were  burned  for  conscience'  sake  here 
at  Maidstone. 

Of  the  second  rising  which  took  place  in  Kent,  that  of  1648, 
we  saw  something  at  Canterbury,  which  may  be  looked  upon 
as  the  centre  of  the  movement ;  but  Maidstone  had  to  bear 


266  FIVE  KENTISH  WORTHIES  chap. 

the  brunt  of  much  of  the  fighting,  and  on  June  ist  General 
Lord  Fairfax,  with  the  Parliament's  army  cut  off,  a  portion  of 
the  Royalist  forces,  about  eight  hundred  men,  drove  them  into 
Maidstone  with  much  hard  fighting,  and  then  proceeded  to 
storm,  and  take,  the  town,  which,  according  to  John  Evelyn,  he- 
was  enabled  to  do,  thanks  to  the  treachery  of  a  gunner,  who 
was  to  fire  the  ordnance  of  the  bridge — which  he  did,  but 
against  the  town  instead  of  for  it !  It  was  a  short  and  sharp 
conflict  here,  and  the  other  portions  of  the  "  honorable  though 
unfortunate  expedition "  passed  into  Essex,  where  they  were 
finally  overcome  at  Colchester  by  the  triumphant  Parliamen- 
tarians. 

Despite  earlier  failures,  another  generation  of  representative 
Men  of  Kent,  assembled  at  Maidstone  in  1701,  addressed  a 
new  Petition  inspired  by  the  general  dissatisfaction  at  the  slow 
proceedings  of  Parliament ;  it  was  also  said  "  that  the  King  was 
not  assisted,  nor  the  Protestants  abroad  considered,  and  the 
country  people  began  to  say  to  one  another,  in  their  language, 
that  '  they  had  sowed  their  corn,  and  the  French  were  a-coming 
to  reap  it.' '  The  document  was  mild  enough  but  was  treated 
with  severity  which  casts  a  strong  light  upon  the  political 
h i story  of  the  time. 

The  five  Kentish  worthies — William  Colepepper  (chairman 
of  the  sessions),  Thomas  Colepepper,  Justinian  Champneys, 
David  Polehill,  and  William  Hamilton— who  had  the  temerity 
to  present  this  petition  to  the  House  of  Commons,  had  the 
pleasure  of  hearing  that  it  was  voted  "  scandalous,  insolent, 
and  seditious,"  were  placed  under  arrest  and  shamefully  treated 
for  about  five  weeks,  being  quietly  released  only  on  the  pro- 
rogation of  Parliament.  On  their  return  into  their  native 
county  the  gentlemen  were  hailed  with  public  enthusiasm  all 
along  the  way,  and  were  feasted  and  made  much  of  at  Maid- 
stone. Their  perfectly  loyal  behaviour  and  unworthy  treatment 
inspired  Daniel  Defoe  with  a  strong  political  tract  against  "  the 
conspirators  and  Jacobite  party  in  a  Parliament  that  are  at 
present  the  nation's  burthen,  and  from  whom  she  groans  to 
be  delivered." 

Turning  from  events  to  persons,  there  was  born  at  Maidstone 
three-quarters  of  a  century  later  one  of  the  first  of  English 
essayists.  In  1770  there  came  to  the  town  as  Unitarian 
minister  of  the  Earle  Street  meeting-house  a  young  Irishman 


xiii  "KENTISH   FIRE"  267 

named  William  Hazlitt,  and  on  April  10th,  1778,  "in  a  house 
no  longer  recognisable,  in  a  lane  once  called  Mitre  and  now 
Bullock  "  was  born  his  younger  son,  the  William  Hazlitt. 
Though  we  can  thus  claim  him  technically  as  a  native  of  Kent, 
Hazlitt  has  but  little  association  with  Maidstone,  for  he  was 
only  two  years  of  age  when,  as  Mr.  Augustine  Birrell  puts  it, 
"  in  consequence  of  one  of  those  congregational  quarrels  which 
ate  the  weakness  of  independency,"  the  family  left  and  returned 
to  the  minister's  native  Ireland. 

Near  to  Maidstone  is  Pennenden  Heath,  the  great  county- 
gathering  place  for  many  centuries.  Here  as  we  have  seen 
the  people  waited  for  Wyatt  to  lead  them,  but  here  long  before, 
just  ten  years  after  the  Conquest,  a  great  cause  was  tried — one 
of  the  first  of  our  recorded  trials — when  Lan franc,  Archbishop 
of  Canterbury,  sought  to  recover  from  Odo,  Bishop  of  Bayeux 
and  Karl  of  Kent,  certain  properties  which  he  had  seized. 
The  trial  lasted  three  days  and  the  Archbishop  won.  As 
"  King  William  sent  Agelric,  the  venerable  Bishop  of  Chichester, 
in  a  chariot,  to  instruct  them  in  the  ancient  laws  and 
customs  of  the  land,  our  county  may  boast  of  affording  the 
earliest  instance  of  the  ancient  Itinera  and  the  modern 
Circuits."  During  the  "No  Popery"  agitation  which  attended 
the  removal  of  Catholic  disabilities  many  meetings  were  held 
here,  [828  9,  and  then  it  is  said  arose  that  concerted  clapping 
of  hands  and  stamping  of  feet  which  has  since  become  known 
as  "  Kentish  fire." 

Leaving  talk  about  the  many  places  to  be  visited  by  any  one 
making  Maidstone  a  centre  for  the  next  chapter,  it  may  be  well 
to  say  something  about  two  of  the  most  characteristic  features 
of  our  county — its  hop-gardens  and  its  orchards — both  of  which 
are  more  noticeable  around  this  town  than  elsewhere,  except 
in  the  Sittingbourne  and  Faversham  district.  Cherry  and 
apple  orchards  and  hop-gardens  or  fields,  as  has  been  said 
earlier,  are  to  be  found  all  about  the  county,  but  it  is  in  the 
Maidstone  district  that  they  occupy  the  greatest  extent  of 
ground,  and  in  which  they  may  be  most  fully  examined.  The 
May-time  orchards,  seas  of  white  and  pink-tinted  blossoms, 
form  a  sight  not  easily  to  be  forgotten,  framed  as  they  so  fre- 
quently are  by  the  fresh  greenery  of  surrounding  woodlands, 
or  in  the  case  of  recently  planted  orchards  before  their  branches 
have  reached  out  from  tree  to  tree,  and  made  that  shady  whole 


268  BEAUTIFUL  ORCHARDS  chap. 

which  is  conjured  up  by  the  very  name  of  orchard,  the  trees 
show  dazzlingly  against  the  fresh  spring  turf.  And  beneath  the 
trees  may  frequently  be  seen  flocks  of  white-faced  sheep  with, 
about  blossoming  time,  their  long-legged  little  lambs.  An 
orchard  in  full  bloom  under  a  Muy  sun,  with  sheep  and  lambs 
feeding  and  resting  under  the  trees,  forms  a  perfect  picture  of 
peace  and  restfulness,  though  frequently,  alas  !  utility  has  to 
step  in  and  mar  the  picturesqueness  when  the  boles  of  the 
trees,  as  a  protection  against  insect  pests,  are  painted  white  with 
a  protecting  wash.  When  the  petals  have  fallen  and  the  fruit 
is  "  set "  the  orchards  are  less  attractive  to  the  eye,  less  com- 
pelling of  the  exclamatory  "  how  beautiful ! "  All  orchards  are 
beautiful  in  the  time  of  bloom,  but  those  of  plum  and  pear  less 
strikingly  so  than  those  of  cherry  and  apple  :  the  pure  white 
of  the  former  against  its  delicate  young  foliage  ;  the  lovely  pink 
of  the  apple,  whether  seen  in  individual  sprays  or  in  a  hillside 
orchard,  are  possessed  of  beauty  indescribable.  A  walk  about 
our  orchard  districts  is,  then,  a  feast  of  delightful  colour — nay, 
some  of  us  think  that  it  would  be  far  better  worth  while  to  take 
a  railway  trip  through  the  Maidstone  and  Sittingbourne  dis- 
tricts in  May  than  to  journey  to  Bushey  Park  to  see  the  chest- 
nuts in  bloom.  Two  or  three  months  later,  when  the  branches 
are  set  as  with  a  myriad  ruddy  jewels,  the  freshness  of  youth 
annually  renewed  has  given  place  to  quite  another  beauty — that 
of  maturity  ;  and,  later  still,  when  the  foliage  flames  in  autumn, 
the  cherry  orchards  especially  take  on  yet  another  phase  of 
loveliness  before  passing  into  that  seeming  rest  when  all  the 
energies  of  sap  and  fibre  are  preparing  for  the  next  year's 
sequence. 

The  wild  cherry  is  occasionally  to  be  met  with  in  Kent,  and 
so  unerringly  does  the  true  poet  touch  us  with  his  description 
of  things  seen  and  felt  that  it  is  impossible,  knowing  Mr. 
George  Meredith's  "A  Faith  on  Trial,"  to  happen  upon  the 
delicate  tree  in  bloom  without  recalling  his  lines.  I  remember 
especially  such  a  tree  standing  on  the  hedge  bank  towards 
the  top  of  a  little  hill  near  St.  Mary  Cray. 

"  Now  gazed  I  where,  sole  upon  gloom 
As  flower  bush  in  sun-specked  crag, 
Up  the  spine  of  the  double  combe 
With  yew-boughs  heavily  cloaked, 
A  young  apparition  shone  : 


Xlil  CHERRIES  IN  THE  RISE  269 

Known,  yet  wonderful,  white 

Surpassingly  :  doubtfully  known, 

For  it  struck  as  the  birth  of  light  ; 

Even  Day  from  the  dark  unyoked. 

It  waved  like  a  pilgrim  flag 

O'er  processional  penitents  flown 

When  of  old  they  broke  rounding  yon  spine  : 

O  the  pure  wild-cherry  in  bloom  ! " 

Although  it  was  not  until  the  sixteenth  century  that  the 
cherry  came  to  be  cultivated  extensively  in  Kent,  Pliny  has 
recorded  that  less  than  a  hundred  and  twenty  years  after  the 
fruit  was  introduced  into  Rome  (by  Lucullus,  it  is  well  to 
remember)  "  other  lands  had  cherries,  even  so  far  as  Britain 
beyond  the  ocean."  Indeed  they  must  have  been  grown  for 
market  more  than  a  century  before  the  time  which  John 
Evelyn  gives  as  that  of  their  first  general  planting  in  Kent. 
In  John  Lydgate's  "London  Lackpenny" — the  narrative  of  an 
impecunious  man  of  Kent  who  journeyed  citywards  only  to 
find  that  Westminster  and  London  were  no  places  for  the  man 
who  had  no  means  to  spend — we  read 

"  Then  unto  London  I  did  me  hie, 
'  )t  all  the  land  it  beareth  the  prize. 
'  Hot  peascods  ! '  one  began  to  cry, 
'  Strawdjerries  ripe  ! '  and   '  Cherries  in  the  rise  ! ' 
And  bade  me  come  near  to  buy  some  spice  : 
Pepper  and  saffron  they  gan  me  bede  ; 
But  for  lack  of  money  I  might  not  speed." 

The  disillusioned  man  then  "conveyed"  him  into  Kent,  but 
his  experiences  as  recorded  by  Lydgate  show  that  cherries 
were  sold  in  the  London  streets  at  the  beginning  of  the 
fifteenth  century  even  as  they  are  at  the  beginning  of  the 
twentieth.  "  Cherries  in  the  rise  "  is  said  to  mean  cherries  on 
the  branch,  but  it  is  more  likely  to  mean  cherries  tied  to  a  twig 
or  "rise"  as  it  is  termed  in  many  of  our  rural  dialects.  It 
was  in  the  sixteenth  century  that  Kent  started  its  reputation  as 
the  county  of  cherry  orchards  if  that  great  lover  of  trees  John 
Evelyn  is  to  be  taken  as  a  guide,  for  he  has  recorded  that  "  it 
was  by  the  plain  industry  of  one  Harris  (a  fruiterer  t-o  King 
Henry  VIII.)  that  the  fields  and  environs  of  about  thirty 
towns  in  Kent  only,  were  planted  with  fruit,  to  the  universal 
benefit  and  general  improvement  of  that  county  to  this 
day."' 


270  THE   HOPFIELBS  chap. 

If  the  cherry  orchards  are  places  of  delight  in  the  spring 
their  uplifting  beauty  is  soon  followed  by  the  green  of  the 
growing  hops.  According  to  Anne  Pratt,  a  native  of  our 
county  as  we  shall  be  reminded  at  Strood,  "  travellers  who 
have  beheld,  in  other  lands,  the  various  scenes  of  culture — the 
olive  grounds  of  Spain  or  Syria,  the  vineyards  of  Italy,  the 
cotton  plantations  of  India,  or  the  rose  fields  of  the  East, — 
have  generally  agreed  that  not  one  of  them  all  equals  in 
beauty  our  English  hop  gardens."  There  may  be  the  element 
of  exaggeration  in  this ;  there  may  be  scenes  of  culture  more 
beautiful,  but  often  it  is  in  a  sense  not  meant  by  the  poet  that 
distance  lends  enchantment  to  the  view,  and  a  sight  is  pleasing 
because  we  have  travelled  far  to  see  it,  or  have  been 
taught  to  think  it  beautiful  by  the  tales  of  other  travellers 
our  preceders.  I  confess  that  the  first  sight  of  vineyards  in 
Northern  Italy  was  a  disappointing  one  compared  with  our 
Kentish  hop-fields  ;  of  olive  grounds,  cotton  plantations  and 
the  rose  gardens  of  Persia  I  am  unfortunately  not  qualified  to 
speak,  but  I  can  readily  believe  that  the  mere  addition  of 
colour  may  render  some  of  these  scenes  more  beautiful  than 
the  slightly  sombre  green  of  our  massed  hops.  The  hop-fields 
to  be  enjoyed  properly  should  be  visited  at  three  stages  of 
their  growth  :  when  the  bines  are  partly  up  their  poles  and 
strings,  at  the  end  of  May  ;  when  the  growth  is  completed  and 
the  topmost  aspiring  shoots  have  reached  beyond  their  highest 
support  in  July,  and  again  in  the  autumn  when  "hopping"  has 
begun  and  the  fields  are  busy  with  many  workers — men, 
women  and  children — removing  the  hops  from  the  bines. 
Then  the  scene  does  not  lack  colour,  but  it  does  not  call  for 
description,  for  every  year  as  the  hopping  season  comes  round 
the  scene  is  newly  described  in  our  newspapers,  until  it  must 
be  more  or  less  familiar  to  all  readers. 

Seeing  the  extent  of  our  hop-fields  now  it  is  curious  to  remem- 
ber that  the  cultivation  of  the  plant  met  with  considerable 
opposition  at  various  times.  Though  supposed  to  be  indigenous 
it  was  not  until  five  or  six  centuries  ago  that  the  plant  was 
cultivated,  for  it  is  variously  said  to  have  been  brought  from 
Flanders  in  the  reigns  of  Henry  IV.  and  of  Henry  VIII., 
some  authorities  fixing  an  actual  date  at  1524.  Though  the 
common  distich  tells  us  of  the  arrival  of  the  hop  as  a  notable 
acquisition,  yet  Henry  VIII.  issued  an  edict  against  the  mixing 


XIII  TWO    ANUSANCIES  271 

of  hops  or  sulphur  in  beer,  but  not,  it  would  seem,  with  much 
result,  for  in  1552  hop  plantations  were  being  formed,  and  in 
the  time  of  Queen  Elizabeth  the  plant  had  come  into  general 
use.  In  1562  good  old  Thomas  Tusser  had  much  to  say  of  its 
cultivation  in  his  "Five  Hundred  Points  of  Good  Husbandrie  " 
and  a  dozen  years  later  Reginald  Scot  published  a  treatise  on 
the  subject  in  his  "  Perfite  Platforme  of  a  Hoppe  Garden,"  so 
that  hop-growing  must  by  then  have  become  fairly  general. 
In  another  half  century  the  City  of  London  petitioned 
Parliament  against  the  hop  on  the  grounds  that  "this  wicked 
weed  would  spoil  the  drink  and  endanger  the  lives  of  the  people." 
As  a  Commonwealth  writer  on  agriculture  said,  "  it  was  not 
many  years  since  the  famous  City  of  London  petitioned  the 
Parliament  of  England  against  two  anusancies  or  offensive 
commodities,  which  were  likely  to  come  into  great  use  and 
esteem;  and  that  was  Newcastle  coals,  in  regard  of  their 
stench,  etc.,  and  hops,  in  regard  they  would  spoil  the  taste 
of  drink  and  endanger  the  people."  Opposition  not- 
withstanding, the  use  of  coals  and  hops  went  on  flourishing 
and  to-day  we  may  well  wonder  what  we  should  do  without 
them. 

John  Evelyn  joined  the  anti-hop  crusade  and  wrote  with 
some  vehemence  and  indignation  against  the  squandering  of 
young  trees,  which  might  have  grown  into  timber,  by  cutting 
them  down  as  supports  for  a  deleterious  plant. 

"  It  is  now  little  more  than  an  age  since,  that  hopps  (rather  a  medical 
than  an  alimental  vegetable)  transmuted  our  wholesome  ale  into  beer, 
which  doubtless  much  alters  our  constitutions.  That  one  ingredient,  by 
some  not  unworthily  suspected,  preserving  drink  indeed,  and  so  by  custom 
made  agreeable,  yet  repaying  the  pleasure  with  tormenting  diseases  and  a 
shorter  life,  may  deservedly  abate  our  fondness  to  it,  especially  if  with  this 
be  considered  likewise  the  casualties  in  planting  it,  as  seldom  succeeding 
more  than  once  in  three  years,  yet  requiring  constant  charge  and  culture  ; 
besides  that  it  is  none  of  the  least  devourers  of  young  timber.  And  what, 
if  a  little  care,  or  indeed  one  quarter  of  it,  were  for  the  future  to  be  con- 
verted to  the  propagation  of  fruit  trees  in  all  parts  of  this  nation,  as  it  is 
already  in  some  for  the  benefit  of  cider?" 

The  sylvan  writer  goes  on  to  implore  his  Majesty  Charles  II. 
and  his  loyal  landowners  to  plant  cider  fruit  "  till  the 
preference  of  more  wholesome  and  more  natural  drinks  do 
quite  vanquish  hopps,  and  banish  all  other  drogues  of  that 
nature."     Cobbett,  too,  a  century  and  a  half  later  had  much 


272  POLES   AND   STRINGS  chap. 

to  say  of  the  cultivation  of  hops  as  being  a  "gambling 
concern  "  ;  but  despite  these  sturdy  critics  the  hop  has  gone  on 
flourishing  and  of  the  fifty  and  odd  thousand  acres  now  grown 
in  England  Kent  can  boast  of  (or  be  reproached  with  !)  having 
thirty  and  odd  thousands. 

The  reproach  of  Evelyn  that  forests  in  the  making  were  cut 
down  for  hop-poles  has  of  course  less  point  when  it  is 
remembered  that  the  plantations  of  ash,  sweet  chestnut  and 
other  trees  are  grown  for  the  very  purpose,  though  less  in 
demand  now  than  they  used  to  be  since  strings  have  largely 
taken  the  place  of  poles  in  most  districts  though  now  and 
again  we  may  come  upon  hop-fields  arranged  with  three  poles 
to  the  hill  even  as  they  were  described  by  Tusser — I  recall 
one  such  field  especially  on  the  Pegwell  Bay  side  of 
Minster.  The  introduction  of  strings  has  made  it  less 
necessary  for  any  one  to  seek  with  Cobbett  inclusion  in 
the  kalendar  of  Saints  by  discovering  an  everlasting  hop- 
pole  ;  "  if  I  could  discover  an  everlasting  hop-pole,  and  one 
that  would  grow  faster  even  than  the  ash,  would  not  these 
Kentish  hop-planters  put  me  in  the  Kalendar  along  with  their 
Saint  Thomas  of  Canterbury.  We  shall  see  this  one  of  these 
days."  Whether  "  this  "  is  to  be  the  everlasting  hop-pole  or 
the  canonisation  of  William  Cobbett  the  reader  is  left  to 
determine. 

A  field  of  well  grown  hops  is  a  beautiful  place  on  a  hot 
summer  day,  the  "  hills "  placed  with  such  regularity  that 
stand  where  we  may  we  see  the  radiating  lines  festooned  with 
the  handsome  plants,  for  though  strings  have  been  largely 
substituted  for  poles  the  regularity  is  maintained  and  the  lines 
are  so  even  that  they  remind  a  reader  of  Crabbe  of  his  wonder 
over  the  ploughman  trying  to  write— - 

"  How  strange  the  hand  that  guides  the  plough 
Should  fail  to  guide  the  pen — 
For  half  a  mile  the  furrows  even  lie, 
In  half  an  inch  the  letters  stand  awry." 

Of  the  various  arrangements  utilised  in  different  districts  it 
is  unnecessary  to  speak  here— of  the  three-pole  hills  and  the 
two-pole  hills,  of  the  "  umbrella "  method  of  training  the 
bines,  the  fastening  of  string  from  pegs  in  the  ground,  to 
wires  criss-crossing  from  the  tops   of  poles    placed   at  some 


xin  A  SIMPLE-LIFE  CURE  273 

distance  apart,  or  from  lower  wires  placed  from  pole  to  pole  at 
a  short  distance  from  the  ground.  These  matters,  and  the 
special  tools  employed  in  the  culture — hop-dogs,  and  hop- 
spuds, —  the  incessant  work,  from  the  ploughing  or  digging  of  the 
land  (hop  ground  is  best  hand-dug),  to  the  placing  of  the  poles 
and  strings,  the  continuous  attention  in  the  way  of  tying  the 
growing  crop,  belong  rather  to  a  technical  than  a  descriptive 
work  :  the  hop-fields,  especially  where  string  is  largely  em- 
ployed for  the  plants  to  climb,  are  protected  by  "lews"  or 
shelters  from  the  prevailing  wind ;  sometimes  these  are  high, 
thin  hedges  of  hawthorn  or  other  shrubs,  sometimes  rows  of 
trees  cut  down  to  about  twelve  or  fifteen  feet,  and  allowed  to 
grow  laterally,  sometimes  rows  of  "  wild  hops"  on  close-set  poles 
and  frequently  they  are  formed  of  coarse  canvas  stretched,  from 
pole  to  pole  along  the  whole  side  of  the  field. 

In  September,  in  a  season  now  shortened  to  something 
under  three  weeks,  is  the  great  season  of  hopping,  when 
thousands  of  poor  Londoners  invade  the  quiet  country  and  get 
a  healthful  and  profitable  holiday  helping  to  gather  the  clusters 
of  delicate  catkin-like  cones.  Men,  women  and  children,  of 
all  ages  and  sizes,  are  to  be  seen  at  work,  and  the  hop-fields 
for  the  time  form  scenes  of  striking  picturesqueness.  The 
aroma  is  said  to  be  as  healthful  as  it  is  pleasant,  and  a 
hopping  holiday  has  been  recommended  as  a  pleasant  simple-life 
"cure,"  indeed  not  long  since  a  novel  was  published  in  which 
the  hero  (a  young  nobleman,  if  I  remember  rightly)  went 
hopping  incognito  and  met  his  "  fate  " — such  are  the  ways  of 
providence,  or  the  novelist — engaged  in  the  same  romantic 
occupation.  To  those  who  have  joined  a  hopper's  camp  for 
the  "  experience "  or  for  the  getting  of  "  copy "  there  is 
romance,  comedy  and  tragedy  in  these  gatherings,  and  a 
large  field  for  the  study  of  character.  The  crowds  of  hoppers 
scattered  about  the  "  gardens "  and  surrounded  by  the 
ripened  crop,  take  on  a  picturesqueness  which  could  scarcely 
be  imagined  by  those  who  have  only  seen  them  massed  at 
the  railway  termini  in  London,  as  they  go  to  catch  the  early 
morning  hopping  trains.  There  the  picture  is  one  of  un- 
relieved greyness  and  sordidness. 

A  stranger  passing  through  a  hop-garden — and  also  sometimes 
through  the  cherry  orchards — may  find  himself  being  honoured 
by  having  his  shoes  wiped  with  a  bundle  of  hops,  on  which  he 

T 


Hop-pickers  at   Work. 


CH.  xni  THE  PLANTING  OF  HOPS  275 

t 

is  expected  to  give  "  shoe-money  ;"  in  other  words,  to  pay  his 
footing.  The  shoe-money  so  collected  is  supposed  to  be  used 
by  the  workers  for  a  small  feast  of  bread  and  cheese  and 
ale,  to  be  consumed  on  the  ground  when  the  hopping  is 
over. 

After  being  gathered  by  the  hoppers  into  large  bins  or 
baskets  the  aromatic  harvest  is  carried  off  to  the  cowled  oast- 
houses  to  have  about  ten  hours  of  drying  over  furnaces — in 
which  the  weight  is  reduced  by  nearly  eighty  per  cent. — before 
being  put  up  in  "  pockets  "  of  a  hundredweight  and  a  half 
each,  ready  for  the  market. 

If  the  details  of  hop  culture  as  practised  over  thousands  of 
acres  of  Kent  belong  rather  to  a  practical  treatise  than  to  a 
gossipy  book  such  as  this,  it  is  interesting  to  recall  that 
culture  as  summarised  in  the  monthly  "abstracts"  and 
"husbandries"  of  old  Thomas  Tusser,  for  his  work  is, 
unfortunately,  not  easily  obtainable.  In  January,  says  Tusser, 
when  wood  cutting  is  being  done  :  "  save  hop,  for  his  dole,  the 
strong,  long  pole,"  and  again 

"  Remember  thy  hop-yard,  if  season  be  dry, 
Now  dig  it  and  weed  it  and  so  let  it  lie. 
More  fenny  the  layer,  the  better  his  lust, 
More  apt  to  bear  hops  when  it  crumbles  like  dust.' 

In  February  :  "  Now  every  day  set  hops  ye  may,"  and 
then  — 

"  In  March  at  the  farthest,  dry  season  or  wet. 
Hop-roots  so  well  chosen,  let  skilful  1  go  set. 
The  goeler  and  younger,  the  better  I  love ; 
Well  gutted  and  pared,  the  better  they  prove. 

Some  layeth  them,  cross- wise,  along  in  the  ground, 
As  high  as  the  knee,  they  do  cover  up  round. 
Some  prick  up  a  stick  in  the  midst  of  the  same, 
That  little  round  hillock,  the  better  to  frame. 

Some  maketh  a  hollowness  half  a  foot  deep, 
*       With  fouer  sets  in  it,  set  slant-wise  asteep  ; 
One  foot  from  another,  in  order  to  lie, 
And  thereon  a  hillock,  as  round  as  a  pie. 

Five  foot  from  another,  each  hillock  would  stand, 
As  straight  as  a  levelled  line  with  the  hand  ; 
Let  every  hillock  be  fouer  feet  wide, 
The  better  to  come  to,  on  every  side. 

T    2 


276  A  GOOD  HOPYARD  chap. 

By  willows  that  groweth,  thy  hop-yard  without, 
And  also  by  hedges,  thy  meadows  about, 
Good  hop  hath  a  pleasure  to  climb  and  to  spread, 
If  sun  may  have  passage,  to  comfort  her  head. 

Get  crow  made  of  iron,  deep  hole  for  to  make, 
With  cross  overthwart  it  as  sharp  as  a  stake, 
A  hone  and  a  parer,  like  sole  of  a  boot, 
To  pare  away  grass,  and  to  raise  up  the  root." 

Month  by  month  in  his  "  abstract "  Tusser  puts  into  his 
terse  advice  hints  to  the  hop  grower  showing  that  hops  had 
become  an  important  crop  by  1572,  and  month  by  month  he 
amplifies  these  hints  in  his  "  husbandry,"  and  he  even  gives  a 
special  "  Lesson  where  and  when  to  plant  a  good  hop  yard" — 

"  Whom  fancy  perswadeth  among  other  crops, 
To  have  for  his  spending  sufficient  of  hops  ; 
Must  willingly  follow,  of  choices  to  chuse, 
Such  lessons  approved  as  skilfull  do  use. 

Ground  gravelly,  sandy  and  mixed  with  clay, 
Is  naughty  for  hops,  any  manner  of  way  ; 
Or  if  it  be  mingled  with  rubbish  and  stone, 
For  dryness  and  barrenness  let  it  alone. 

Chuse  soil  for  the  hop,  of  the  rottenest  mould, 
Well  dunged  and  wrought,  as  a  garden  plot  should  : 
Not  far  from  the  water  (but  not  overflown) 
This  lesson,  well  noted,  is  meet  to  be  known. 

The  sun  in  the  south,  or  else  southly  and  west, 
Is  joy  to  the  hop  as  a  welcomed  guest ; 
But  wind  in  the  north,  or  else  northerly  east. 
To  hop  is  as  ill,  as  a  fray  in  a  feast. 

Meet  plot  for  a  hop  yard,  once  found  as  is  told, 
Make  thereof  account,  as  of  Jewell  of  gold  : 
Now  dig  it,  and  leave  it  the  sun  for  to  burn, 
And  afterwards  fence  it,  to  serve  for  that  turn. 

The  hop  for  his  profit,   I  thus  do  exalt, 
It  strengtheneth  drink,  and  it  favoureth  malt ; 
And  being  well-brewed,  long  kept  it  will  last, 
And  drawing  abide,  if  ye  draw  not  too  fast." 

In  olden  times,  it  may  be  recalled,  the  early  shoots  of  the 
hop  were  cooked  and  eaten  as  asparagus  and  Anne  Pratt 
recorded  nearly  seventy  years  ago  "  Kentish  children  can  tell 
of  pleasant   hours  spent  among  the  hedges,  in  searching  for 


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HOP  ASPARAGUS 


277 


the  wild  hop  top,  and  of  wholesome  suppers  made  upon  the 
well  earned  treasure,  ere  they  have  learned  to  think  their  food 
the  better  for  being  rare  and  costly.  Those  who  lead  the 
"  simple  life  "  in  cottage  or  in  the  increasingly  popular  caravan, 
please  note  ;  and  note  also  that  the  taking  of  cultivated  hops 
is  a  felony  ! 


57.   Leonard's  Street,    West  Mailing. 


CHAPTER  XIV 


ROUND    ABOUT    MAIDSTONE 

Southwards  towards  the  Weald  from  Maidstone  we  have 
rich,  cultivated  lands  well  watered  by  some  of  the  tributaries  of 
the  Medway :  hop  gardens,  cherry  orchards,  corn-fields  and 
broad  stretches  of  varied  farm  crops  dotted  with  farmsteads, 
tiny  hamlets  and  small  peaceful  and  prosperous  villages ; 
south-westward  and  north-westward  along  the  Medway  itself  are 
spots  of  sylvan  beauty, — in  the  latter  direction  soon  marred  by 
brick  works  and  cement  factories, — and  more  varied  villages, 
though  here  we  are  also  close  to  the  railway  which  for  some 
miles  follows  the  course  of  the  river ;  to  the  west  are  broad 
woodlands  ;  to  the  east  stretch  the  higher  downs,  along  which 
the  Pilgrims'  Road  may  be  followed  by  those  who  like,  between 
the  heights  and  valleys,  a  lonely  way  which  shall  but  rarely 
touch  at  a  village.  In  each  of  these  directions  are  places  of 
interest  and  of  beauty  to  be  visited. 

Immediately  to  the  south  of  Maidstone  Tovil,  with  its  paper 
mills,  need  not  detain  us,  but  beyond,  on  the  right  bank  of  the 
Medway  we  come  to  East  Farleigh, — a  notable  hopping  centre — 


Ml.     XIV 


CROMWELL'S  BIOGRAPHER 


279 


with  its  spired  church  on  a  little  hill  by  the  river  and  with  one 
of  the  many  fine  old  stone  bridges  which  span  the  chief  of  the 
Kentish  streams.  It  was  over  this  bridge  that  Fairfax  brought 
his  army  when  he  hurriedly  descended  on  the  Royalists  and 
captured  Maidstone.  West  Farleigh,  beyond,  has  little  to  hold 
our  attention,  though  a  pleasant  view  is  to  be  had  from  its 
church  across  to  East  Barming,  a  village  where  the  Rev.  Mark 
Noble,  biographer  of  Cromwell,  was  Rector  for  forty-two  years— 


East  Farleigh. 

in  possession  of  a  rich  living  in  place  of  the  two  Warwickshire 
"  starvations  "  as  he  termed  them  rather  than  "  livings  "  which 
he  had  held  before.  Here  Noble  died  in  1827,  and  in  the  church 
he  is  buried  ;  his  monument  may  draw  the  attention  of  devout 
Cromwellians  who  remember  that  he  was  one  of  the  first  to 
treat  the  Protector  to  a  full  biography.  Admirers  of  Carlyle 
visiting  the  place  will,  however,  scarcely  regard  the  "imperfectly 
educated,  vulgar-minded  man  "  in  the  light  of  the  biographer 
as  hero.     Carlyle  summed  up  Noble's  life  of  Cromwell  as  "  bad 


280  THE  FINEST  SEVEN  MILES  chap. 

dictionary  gone  to  pie  "  and  said  "  for  Noble  himself  is  a  man  of 
extreme  imbecility,  his  judgment,  for  most  part,  seeming  to  lie 
dead  asleep  ;  and,  indeed,  it  is  worth  little  when  broadest  awake. 
He  falls  into  manifold  mistakes,  commits  and  omits  in  all  ways  ; 
plods  along  contented,  in  an  element  of  perennial  dimness,  pur- 
blindness  ;  has  occasionally  a  helpless,  broad  innocence  of 
platitude  which  is  almost  interesting.  A  man,  indeed,  of 
extreme  imbecility,  to  whom  nevertheless  let  due  gratitude  be 
borne." 

Southwards  from  West  Farleigh  we  may  go  through  rich  hop 
country  to  Yalding  and  Hunton — what  is  described  as  the 
largest  hop  garden  in  the  county  is  in  this  district — both  by 
the  Beult  as  it  nears  its  confluence  with  the  Medway.  Forming 
a  triangle  with  these  villages,  though  belonging  to  the  latter 
parish,  is  Burston,  a  farm  once  the  seat  of  the  Fane  family, 
which  had  branches  in  various  parts  of  Kent.  The  old  place 
is  beautifully  situated  on  the  hillside,  with  a  good  outlook  over 
the  Weald.  Through  many  orchards  the  road  goes  south  from 
Yalding  to  Goudhurst  and  Cranbrook,  crossing  the  valley  of 
the  Teise,  where  one  of  the  richest  hop  districts  stretches  to  the 
right  about  Bockingfold  and  Peasons  Green.  Bockingfold  is 
said  to  be  a  corruption  of  Buchins  wald  or  beech  wood, 
indicating  a  stretch  of  beeches  among  the  more  familiar  oaks 
of  the  Weald.  From  Castle  Hill,  which  rises  rapidly  to  the 
south  of  Peasons  Green,  we  have  good  views  over  the  country 
through  which  we  have  been  passing. 

Returning  to  the  Medway  at  one  of  its  most  beautiful 
stretches  near  Wateringbury  we  get  back  to  the  road  — from 
Maidstone  to  Mereworth — which  won  a  notable  tribute  from 
Cobbett  as  being  the  finest  seven  miles  he  had  ever  seen  in 
England  or  anywhere  else.  In  Wateringbury  churchyard  is 
buried  Sir  Oliver  Style,  sole  survivor  of  a  large  dinner  party  at 
Smyrna  which  was  effectually  broken  up  by  an  earthquake  that 
killed  all  his  companions.  Here,  too,  lies  Thomas  Clampard, 
a  further  illustration  of  Theodore  Hook's 

"  It  seems  as  if  Nature  had  curiously  plann'd 

That  men's  names  with  their  trade  should  agree," 

for  he  was  a  blacksmith,  and,  dying  in  1748,  was  honoured  with 
one  of  those  punning  epitaphs  in  which  the  eighteenth 
century  seems  especially  to  have  delighted — 


XIV 


THE  DUMB  BORSIIOLDER 


281 


""My  sledge  and  anvil  I've  declined, 
My  bellows,  too,  have  lost  their  wind  ; 
My  fire's  extinct,  my  forge  decayed, 
And  in  the  dust  my  vice  is  lay'd  ; 
My  coals  are  spent,  my  irons  gone  ; 
My  nails  are  drove,  my  work  is  done." 

Mr.  Thomas  Clanipard,  who  died  in  1748,  is  an  interesting 
personage  as  having  been  the  last  deputy  for  the  Dumb 
Borsholder  of  Chart.  The  "  Borsholder  "  was  the  headborough, 
or  chief  of  each  tithing  in  a   hundred,  and  at  the   manor  of 


<m 


- 


A  wayside  fond  near  West  Farleigh. 

Chart,  in  Wateringbury,  it  was  the  custom  to  elect  in  place  of  a 
man  the  "dumb  borsholder,"  a  man  acting  for  it  and  answering 
for  it  at  the  Court.  "The  Dumb  Borsholder  of  Chart  (wrote 
a  former  vicar  of  Wateringbury)  is  a  staff  of  wood  that  by  age 
has  become  perfectly  black  ;  it  is  three  feet  and  half  an  inch 
long,  and  has  an  iron  ring  on  the  bottom.  It  once  had  four 
more  by  the  sides  near  the  top  ;  three  of  these,  however,  are  now 
wanting,  though  the  marks  remain  where  they  were  inserted. 
The  circumference  is  greater  at  some  places  than  at  others,  and 


282  A  PRINCESS'S  HEAD-DRESS  chap. 

it  has  a  square  iron  spike  fixed  in  the  top,  four-and-a-half 
inches  long,  which  perhaps  was  used  to  break  a  door  open 
upon  occasion,  which  was  done  without  a  warrant  from  a 
justice  of  the  peace,  when  it  was  suspected  that  persons  or  things 
were  unlawfully  concealed  "  in  any  of  the  twelve  houses  over 
which  the  Dumb  Borsholder  had  jurisdiction.  A  most  efficient 
substitute  for  Dogberry  !  The  twelve  householders  of  Chart 
took  turns  in  acting  as  Deputy  for  a  year,  receiving  from  each 
of  the  eleven  others  the  sum  of  one  penny. 

From  Wateringbury  a  young  unmarried  lady  of  theTwysden 
family  wrote  in  the  early  part  of  the  eighteenth  century 
many  engagingly  unaffected  letters  of  gossip  to  a  married 
friend  near  Wingham.  Her  correspondence— a  dozen  long 
letters  were  given  in  an  early  volume  of  the  Archaeologia 
Cantiana—\%  full  of  talk  about  friends  and  their  doings,  of 
births,  marriages,  rumours  of  marriages  and  deaths,  of  visits  to 
Tunbridge  Wells  and  other  places.  Miss  Isabella  Twysden 
was  beautifully  disregardful  of  the  grace  of  spelling,  but  her 
letters  help  us  to  realise  the  time  in  which  she  lived  far  more 
intimately  than  more  laboured  histories.  Here  is  a  bit  dealing 
with  one  of  the  changes  of  fashion  that  came  in  with  the  first 
of  the  four  Georges  in  17 14. 

"  I  sopose  they  are  in  full  content  with  their  new  King,  who  I  think  has 
incouriaged  their  intriest  with  most  surprising  zeal,  whether  'tis  to  his  own 
he  may  hereafter  be  a  better  judge  ;  but  this  is  a  topick  far  beyond  my 
sphere,  the  alteration  of  fashions  (wch  is  the  reigning  descourse  amongst  us 
at  present)  is  much  more  suteable  to  my  capacity  ;  and,  to  tell  you  the  truth, 
makes  a  much  greater  impression  upon  my  spirits.  Pray  how  can  you 
reconcile  yr  self  to  the  odious  Hanover  cutt?  I  sopose  you  saw  the 
Princes  at  Canterbury.  We  hear  she  took  perticular  notice  of  the  dress  of 
Mrs.  Marsham's  head  and  the  beauty  of  Mrs.  (but  I  can't  think  of  her 
name)  's  face.  I  flattered  myself  a  great  while  yt  the  Princess  wou'd  find  out 
that  we  dress'd  after  a  much  genteeler  way  than  her  highness,  but  I  hear 
all  the  Town  have  paid  her  the  compliment  of  dressing  their  heads  half  as 
ugly  as  her  own,  and  without  doubt  we  must  all  follow  the  example  within 
this  half  year  or  submitt  to  be  hollo w'd  at.  Mrs.  Rider  and  her  daughter 
are  the  only  people  have  had  the  courag  to  put  one  on  hear  abouts,  except 
some  of  the  country  Town  Ladys.  I  did  not  see  her  in  it,  but  the 
discription  is  most  tirible,  and  indeed  it  sutes  so  ill  with  my  pockett  to  buy 
two  yds  where  I  used  to  buy  one,  and  that  only  to  make  me  ugler  than 
Nature  has  done  allready,  that  yt  I  think  to  walk  off  into  another  Land, 
or  ells  content  my  self  with  a  good  warm  sute  of  nightcloths  in  my 
chamber,  and  intirely  have  done  with  all  the  vainities  of  dress.  But  Lord, 
Madam,  if  you  shou'd  be  gott  into  one  of  these  heads  after  I  have  been 


xiv  A  PALLADIAN  VILLA  283 

railing  at  it  without  that  consideration,  may  I  hope  you  will  forgive  me? 
Upon  my  word,  I  believe  if  I  were  to  see  you  in  one  I  shou'd  not  think  it 
one  quarter  so  disagreeable  as  I  have  represented  it  to  myself. 

Teston,  a  village  on  the  east  side  of  Wateringbury,  is  a 
particularly  attractive  place  ;  near  it  is  Barham  Court,  where 
Hannah  More  and  William.  Wilberforce  used  to  visit,  and  where 
the  latter  probably  first  turned  his  attention  to  the  abolition  of 
slavery,  for  it  was  here  in  1783  that  he  met  the  rector  of  Teston, 
an  old  time  naval  chaplain  in  the  West  Indies.  The  Rev. 
James  Ramsay  had  already  enlisted  the  active  assistance  of 
Lady  Middleton  of  Barham  Court  in  the  cause,  and  the  publica- 
tion in  1784  of  his  "Essay  on  the  Treatment  and  Conversion 
of  African  Slaves  in  British  Sugar  Colonies  "  had  been  described 
as  the  most  important  event  in  the  early  history  of  the  Anti- 
Slavery  movement.  Ramsay  who  was  consulted  by 
Wilberforce,  Clarkson,  Pitt  and  other  leaders  in  the  movement, 
is  buried  at  Teston.  Pitt,  Wilberforce  and  "  Abolition "  we 
shall  meet  again  in  another  part  of  our  county. 

Leaving  the  Medway,  which  here  flows  from  the  south  by 
Valding,  we  may  follow  the  road  which  won  the  enthusiastic- 
praise  of  Cobbett,  who  delighted  in  well  cultivated  land,  varied 
by  woods,  and  so  come  to  Mereworth,  passing  on  our  way  the 
eighteenth  century  Italianate  Mereworth  Castle — curiously 
contrasting  with  other  of  our  stately  homes.  Set  in  a  very 
picturesque  country  of  hilly  parkland  and  woods  Mereworth  is 
regarded  as  one  of  the  show  places  to  be  visited  either  from 
Maidstone  or  Tonbridge,  and  unlike  some  show  places  and 
beauty  spots,  it  is  little  likely  to  disappoint  the  visitor,  though 
the  Castle  itself  will  appeal  chiefly  to  those  with  a  taste  for 
the  exotic.  Horace  Walpole,  visiting  it  in  1752  — four  years 
after  the  Castle  was  built,  waxed  enthusiastic. 

"Since  dinner,  we  have  been  to  Lord  Westmoreland's  at  Mereworth, 
which  is  so  perfect  in  a  Palladian  taste,  that  I  must  own  it  has  recovered 
me  a  little  from  Gothic.  It  is  better  situated  than  I  had  expected  from  the 
bad  reputation  it  bears,  and  has  some  prospect,  though  it  is  in  a  moat,  and 
mightily  besprinkled  with  small  ponds.  The  design,  you  know,  is  taken 
from  the  Villa  del  Capra  by  Vicenza,  but  on  a  larger  scale  ;  yet,  though  it 
has  cost  an  hundred  thousand  pounds,  it  is  still  only  a  fine  villa  :  the 
finishing  of  in  and  outside  has  been  exceedingly  expensive.  A  wood  that 
runs  up  a  hill  behind  the  house  is  broke  like  an  Albano  landscape  with  an 
octagon  temple  and  a  triumphal  arch  ;  but  then  there  are  some  dismal 
clipped  hedges,  and  a  pyramid,  which  by  a  most  unnatural  copulation  is  at 


284 


MEREWORTH  WOODS 


CHAP. 


once  a  grotto  and  a  greenhouse.  Does  it  not  put  you  in  mind  of  the 
proposal  for  your  drawing  a  garden-seat,  Chinese  on  one  side  and  Gothic 
on  the  other?  The  chimneys,  which  are  collected  to  a  centre,  spoil  the 
dome  of  the  house." 

Noith  of  Mereworth  stretch  grand  woods  through  which  we 


\   ^-1   c^rfA-oi/^-iJVA 


Mailing-  Abbey. 


can  readily  reach  Ightham  or  Offham  and  other  of  the  attractive 
villages  scattered  about  the  southern  slope  of  the  northern 
range  of  hills.  Leaving  these  places  for  the  present  we  may  go 
by  the  hamlet  of  Kent  Street  through  a  part  of  the  pleasant 
Mereworth  Woods  to  West  Mailing,  sometimes  named  Town 


XIV  THE  INFANTA  OF  KENT  285 

Mailing,  with  its  attractive  ruins  of  a  Benedictine  abbey  founded 
here  by  Bishop  Gundulf,  the  architect-ecclesiast  who  did  so 
much  for  Rochester  Cathedral, — he  who  built  the  Great  Keep 
of  the  Tower  of  London.  The  remains  of  the  Abbey  include 
some  fine  Norman  fragments  and  good  examples  of  herring- 
bone work,  and  have  features  very  similar  to  the  good  Bishop's 
work  at  Rochester. 

To  the  east  of  Town  Mailing  is  a  group  of  villages,  East 
Mailing,  Leybourne,  and  Ditton,  each  with  attractions  for  those 
who  seek  the  story  of  a  neighbourhood  in  its  church.  In 
Leybourne  church  is  a  curious  heart  niche  for  the  reception  of 
the  hearts  of  people  whose  bodies  were  buried  elsewhere.  Only 
one  of  the  two  shrines  was  ever  used,  and  it  contains,  it  is  be- 
lieved, the  heart  of  Sir  Roger  de  Leyburn,  who  died  in  1271, 
probably  when  engaged  in  one  of  the  Crusades  with  Prince 
Edward.  Leybourne  was  the  centre  of  the  domains  of  a  rich 
and  powerful  Kentish  family — whose  castle  was  situated  near 
by  the  church — that  died  out  in  the  reign  of  Edward  III  in  the 
person  of  Juliana  de  Leybourne,  known  as  ''  the  Infanta  of  Kent  " 
Juliana,  as  heiress  of  the  Leybournes  and  wife  successively  of 
three  powerful  barons,  became  the  owner  of  almost  illimitable 
lands  and  riches — all  of  which  she  made  over  to  various  religious 
houses  or  to  the  King  at  her  death — at  which  time  she  had  no 
fewer  than  twelve  manors  in  Kent  alone. 

The  country  here,  coming  gradually  down  to  the  Medway,  is 
richly  varied  with  corn,  hops,  woodland  and  pasture,  and 
turning  out  of  the  main  road  beyond  Ditton  we  may  reach 
the  river  near  one  of  the  most  notable  of  historic  places  on  its 
banks.  This  is  Aylesford,  its  red  and  many  gabled  roofs  and 
the  tower  of  its  church  appearing  finely  grouped  among  elm 
trees  with  the  rising  chalk  downs  beyond.  Here  before  re- 
calling some  of  the  lore  attaching  to  the  place  we  may  pause 
at  the  very  picturesque  old  bridge  which  spans  the  Medway, 
for  the  march  of  improvement  threatens  it  wnth  early  destruction. 
The  narrow  way  across  the  bridge  forms  a  pleasant  approach 
to  the  old  town,  while  the  bridge  itself,  with  its  pointed  arches 
and  triangular  buttresses;  is  one  of  the  many  beautiful  ones  which 
are  to  be  found  crossing  the  Medway — contrasting  with  that 
at  Maidstone  and  with  that  acme  of  hideousness,  the  railway 
bridge  at  Rochester.  The  old  bridge  has  already  been 
"  improved  "  owing  to  the  demands  of  the  navigation  by  the 


z86 


A  FAMOUS  FORD 


CHAP. 


forming  of  the  wide  central  span,  but  now  it  seems  probable 
that  it  will  have  to  be  replaced  by  one  better  suited  to  modern 
traffic. 


j^mmm^    ,, 


Ayksford. 

Aylesford  is  an  ancient  place  that  grew  up  about  an  im- 
portant ford,  the  lowest  across  the  Med  way,  on  an  ancient  track- 
way.    Here  the  Jutes  under  Hengist  and  Horsa  came  to  find  a 


xiv  A  CHRISTIAN  DIOGENES  287 

way  over  the  river  to  pursue  their  British  enemies,  and  here 
was  fought  a  stubborn  battle,  the  invaders  winning  a  notable 
victory,  though  in  the  moment  of  success  Horsa  fell  and  is 
said  to  have  been  buried  at  a  place  called  Horsted,  more  than 
halfway  on  the  road  to  Chatham.  The  ancient  chronicler 
gives  us  no  details  of  the  decisive  battle,  as  Green  puts  it :  "  we 
hear  only  that  Horsa  fell  in  the  moment  of  victory ;  and  the 
flint  heap  of  Horsted,  which  has  long  preserved  his  name,  and 
was  held  in  aftertime  to  mark  his  grave,  is  thus  the  earliest  of 
those  monuments  of  English  valour  of  which  Westminster  is 
the  last  and  noblest  shrine."  Below  Aylesford,  also  on  the 
right  bank  of  the  river,  was  an  ancient  Friary — the  remains  of 
which  have  largely  been  overlaid  and  incorporated  in  the 
present  residence — belonging  to  the  first  Carmelite  Monks 
who  came  to  England.  A  Kentish  worthy  known  in  the 
Calendar  of  Saints  as  St.  Simeon  Stock,  had  lived  in  a  tree 
stump  or  stock — hence  his  name — for  twenty  years  from  the 
age  of  twelve,  and  at  the  coming  of  the  Carmelites  into 
England  he  "  quitted  his  oak,  and  advanced  forward  to  meet 
them,  as  of  whom,  though  he  had  no  sight,  he  had  a  vision 
before,  which  is  probably  as  true  as  that  he  was  fed  seven 
years  with  manna  on  Mount  Carmel.  He  was  chosen  the 
general  governor  of  their  order  all  over  Europe ;  and  died  in 
the  hundredth  year  of  his  age,  anno  domini  1265,  and  was 
buried  at  Bordeaux  in  France."  The  Christian  Diogenes  who 
had  for  his  tub  the  stock  of  a  hollow  tree  is  said  to  have 
foretold  the  coming  of  the  Carmelites  out  of  Syria  even  as 
another  Simeon  had  a  revelation  that  he  should  see  Christ, 
whereon  Fuller  comments,  "reader,  behold  here  how  the 
roaring  lion  hath  translated  himself  into  a  mimical  ape, 
endeavouring  a  mock  parallel  betwixt  this  Simon  and  Simeon 
in  the  Gospel." 

North  of  Aylesford  about  a  mile  and  a  half,  on  the  lower 
chalk  hills  from  which  may  be  had  a  fine  view  of  the  valley  of 
the  Medway,  stands  the  famous  Cromlech  known  as  Kits  Coty 
House,  "  that  old  grey  cairn  which  seems  like  a  monument 
erected  by  Time,  to  perpetuate  the  memory  of  his  flight  into  far 
eternity  "  !  This  relic  of  an  unknown  past  set  on  a  close  cut 
green  in  the  midst  of  a  cornfield  consists  of  four  great  irregular 
slabs  of  stone,  three  upright  and  the  fourth  and  largest 
balanced    above  them,   the  "total    weight    of    the    four    being 


288  KITS  COTY  HOUSE 


CHAP. 


estimated  at  about  thirty  tons.  How  they  were  erected  by 
primitive  man  must  puzzle  everyone  who  sees  them.  The 
stones  were  probably  taken  from  the  neighbouring  hills  to 
mark  the  grave  of  some  noted  chieftain,  but  how,  when,  and 
why  they  were  erected  can  only  be  conjectured  ;  the  tradition 
that  they  mark  the  grave  of  Katigern,  a  British  leader  slain  in 
fight  with  the  Saxons,  being  easily  dismissed  in  that  sepulchral 
monuments  of  this  character  probably  belong  to  a  period  far 
anterior  to  the  coming  of  the  Saxons.  Going  down  to  the 
Aylesford  road  from  this  finest  relic  of  the  kind  which  we 
have  to  show  we  can  see  in  a  field  on  the  left  the  "  Countless 
Stones,"  presumably  the  remains  of  a  more  complicated 
cromlech,  while  numerous  less  noted  relics  of  the  same 
nature  abound  in  the  immediate  neighbourhood.  The  Count- 
less Stones  owe  their  name  to  a  not  uncommon  tradition  in 
regard  to  such  remains  that  the  accurate  counting  of  them  is 
not  possible.  Extending  further  half  a  dozen  miles  to  the 
west — as  we  shall  see — are  other  relics  of  the  stone  ages,  and 
in  the  hills  about  here  are  many  deep  shafts  or  pits  descending 
to  hollowed  chambers  utilised  either  by  cave-dwellers  or  as 
places  of  refuge  by  pre-historic  man. 

One  of  the  best  known  of  cromlechs  or  dolmens,  Kits  Coty 
House,  is  protected  from  impious  visitors  by  a  stout  iron 
railing,  for  not  all  people  who  go  to  see  such  relics  of  the  past 
have  so  worthy  a  feeling  as  that  of  an  old  time  owner  of  this 
one,  "  who  would  not  for  one  hundred  guineas  part  with  as 
much  of  the  stone  as  would  serve  to  set  in  a  ring."  In  1723 
the  monuments  were  described  as  having  a  very  different 
appearance  from  that  of  the  present,  the  Upper  Coty  being 
partly  in  a  barrow  and  the  Lower  Coty — the  Countless  Stones 
— as  having  been  pulled  down  within  the  memory  of  people 
then  living.  Then,  too,  there  was  about  eighty  yards  north  of 
Kits  Coty  House  a  fallen  megalith  traditionally  known  as  the 
General's  Tombstone.  The  relation  of  these  stones  to  ancient 
dwellers  in  Kent  and  the  various  theories  as  to  their  purpose 
are  recorded  in  many  works.  The  consideration  of  these 
points  would  take  us  too  far  into  the  byways  of  archaeology, 
but  visitors  to  the  district  will  find  much  information  in  Mr. 
F.  J.  Bennett's  "  Ightham,  the  Story  of  a  Kentish  Village  and 
its  Surroundings."  It  may,  however,  be  said  that  according 
to  an  old  story  "rife  among  the  simple  and  untaught  country- 


xiv  THE  MAKING  OF  DOLMENS  2S9 

men  "  of  the  neighbourhood  the  stones  forming  the  Dolmen 
were  brought  from  lands  beyond  the  sea  and  placed  as  they 
now  stand  by  a  famous  witch.  Seventy  years  ago  a  no  less 
astounding  and  much  more  original  accounting  for  them  was 
hazarded  : — 

"A  friend  of  ours,  riding  from  Chatham  to  Maidstone  in  the  van, 
entered  into  conversation  with  a  lady,  whose  appearance  and  manners 
bespoke  a  situation  certainly  somewhat  above  that  of  the  middle  classes, 
and  not  a  little  surprised  was  he  to  receive  from  her  fair  lips  the  following 
solution  of  a  great  mystery.  Those  immense  blocks  of  stone  which  now 
excite  our  wonder  as  to  the  means  by  which  they  were  raised  and  placed 
in  their  present  position,  were,  at  the  time  of  their  erection,  comparatively 
speaking,  mere  trifles;  hut  being  of  a  very  porous  nature,  they  absorb  a 
vast  quantity  of  rain  and  other  humid  matter,  to  this  adheres  the  dust 
blown  from  the  road,  and  all  sorts  of  atmospheric  impurities,  which  being 
baked  by  successive  suns  becomes  hard  as  the  stone  itself,  of  which  in  fact 
it  forms  a  portion  ;  and  thus  '  Kits  Coty  House'  has  attained  its  present 
gigantic  si/e.  Hear  this,  oh,  ye  fishers  in  muddy  waters— ye  diggers  in  the 
mines  of  antiquity — ye  men  of  historical  research.  Listen  to  this  simple — 
this  satisfactory  explanation,  and  confess  how  vain  are  all  your  theories, 
about  Cromlechs  and  Druidical  altars,  and  resting  places  for  the  bones  of 
Saxon  Kings ! " 

Returning  to  the  Medway  at  Allington  Castle — midway 
between  Aylesford  and  Maidstone — we  may  pass  on  our  way 
the  Elizabethan  Cobtree  Hall,  overlooking  the  river,  a  place 
which  is  of  interest  to  devout  Dickensians  through  having  been 
unhesitatingly  identified  by  the  late  Mr.  F.  G.  Kitton  as'  the 
original  of  the  Manor  House  at  Dingley  Dell — though  the 
sceptical  will  point  out  that  Dickens  places  the  "Dell"  at 
fifteen  miles  from  Rochester,  while  Cobtree  is  but  little  more 
than  half  that  distance. 

Allington  Castle,  beautifully  situated  among  the  water 
meadows  on  the  left  bank  of  the  Medway,  half  circled  by  a 
bend  of  the  river,  is  notable  as  having  been  one  of  the  seven 
chief  castles  of  Kent.  Part  of  the  wide  possessions  of  the 
Conqueror's  half-brother,  Odo,  Bishop  of  Bayeux,  it  passed 
through  various  hands  and  was  altered  from  time  to  time,  until 
towards  the  close  of  the  thirteenth  century  it  was  embattled 
by  royal  license  — and  some  of  the  original  brickwork  of  that 
period  is  to  be  seen  in  the  extensive  remains.  The  chief 
traditions  of  Allington  are  associated  with  the  Wyatt  family, 
successive  members  of  which  gave  a  legend  to  the  Tower  of 

u 


290  THE  ENGLISH  SONNET  chap. 

London,  a  remarkable  poet  to  English  letters,  and  a  martyr  to 
Protestantism.  Sir  Henry  Wyatt,  who  had  bought  the  Castle 
in  1492,  opposed  the  pretensions  of  Richard  III.  and  suffered 
imprisonment  in  the  Tower,  where  he  was  succoured  by  a  cat, 
which  daily  brought  to  his  window  a  pigeon  from  a  neighbouring 
cote  and  so  saved  him  from  starvation  ;  after  his  release  it  is 
recorded  that  he  "  would  ever  make  much  of  cats,  as  other 
men  will  of  their  spaniels  or  hounds."  On  the  accession  of 
Henry  VII.  Sir  Henry  became  persona  grata  with  that 
monarch,  and  continued  in  favour  with  his  successor  until 
his  death  in  1537. 

Sir  Thomas  Wyatt  the  elder,  son  of  the  lover  of  cats,  who 
won  his  place  to  an  honourable  position  in  English  poetry,  had 
a  romantic  career.  Sir  John  Russell,  having  been  appointed 
Ambassador  to  the  Pope,  was  journeying  down  the  Thames 
when  he  met  Thomas  Wyatt :  "after  salutations,  was  demanded 
of  him  whither  he  went,  and.  had  answer,  'to  Italy,  sent  by 
the  King.'  'And  I,'  said  Wyatt,  'will,  if  you  please,  ask 
leave,  get  money  and  go  with  you.'  'No  man  more  welcome,' 
answered  the  Ambassador.  So,  this  accordingly  done,  they 
passed  in  post  together."  With  Wyatt's  subsequent  services 
as  Ambassador  we  are  not  here  concerned,  but  it  was 
probably  from  his  hastily-decided  upon  journey  to  Italy  that 
he  brought  back  into  England  the  art  of  sonnet-writing,  an 
art  which  was  to  have  some  remarkable  English  exponents 
before  the  century  closed.  Though  Wyatt  is  now  recognised 
as  occupying  an  important  place  in  English  poetry,  nothing 
from  his  pen  was  published  during  his  lifetime,  and  for  a 
while  he  seemed  more  or  less  eclipsed  by  his  "  disciple  "  the 
Earl  of  Surrey  ;  some  authorities,  indeed,  credit  them  jointly 
with  the  introduction  of  the  sonnet,  but  the  balance  of 
evidence  seems  to  show  the  elder  as  the  true  pioneer.  Wyatt, 
however,  has  his  definite  place  as  the  first  of  those  who,  as 
Warton  puts  it,  "  corrected  the  roughness  of  our  poetic  style." 
Here  where  he  was  born  we  may  recall  a  couple  of  his  poems, 
remembering  that  "  He  has  too  much  art  as  a  lover,  and  too 
little  as  a  poet.  His  gallantries  are  laboured,  and  his 
versification  negligent."  The  first  brief  piece  describes  "the 
one  he  would  love,"  the  second  is  entitled  "  Disdain  me  not: 
the  Lover  prayeth  not  to  be  disdained,  refused,  mistrusted, 
nor  forsaken." 


xiv  LOVER  OF  ANNE  BOLEVN  291 

"  A  face  that  should  content  me  wondrous  well 
Should  not  be  fair,  but  lovely  to  behold  ; 

Of  lively  look,  all  grief  for  to  repel 

With  right  good  grace,  so  would  I  that  it  should 

Speak  without  words,  such  words  as  none  can  tell  ; 
Her  tress,  also,  should  be  of  crisped  gold  ; 

With  wit,  and  these,  perchance,  I  might  he  tried, 

And  knit  again  with  knot  that  should  not  slide." 

"  Disdain  me  not  without  desert, 
Nor  leave  me  not  so  suddenly, 
Since  well  ye  wot  that  in  my  heart 
I  mean  ye  not  but  honestly. 

Refuse  me  not  without  cause  why, 

Forethink  me  not  to  be  unjust, 
Since  that  by  lot  of  fantasy 

This  careful  knot  needs  knit  I  must. 

Mistrust  me  not,  though  some  there  be 
That  fain  would  spot  my  steadfastness  ; 

Believe  them  not,  since  that  ve  see 
The  prooi   is  not  as  they  express. 

Forsake  me  not  till  I  deserve, 

Nor  hate  me  not  till  I  offend  ; 
Destroy  me  not  till  that  I  swerve  ; 

But  since  ye  know  what  I  intend 

Disdain  me  not  that  am  your  own, 

Refuse  me  not  that  am  so  true, 
Mistrust  me  not  till  all  be  known, 

Forsake  me  not,  me  for  no  new." 

Whether  the  lady  addressed  in  these  poems  was  the  fair 
Anne  Boleyn  of  Hever  Castle,  some  miles  to  the  west,  cannot 
now  be  determined,  but  certain  it  is  that  he  to  whom  we  owe 
the  first  step  in  the  smoothening  of  our  versification  was  a  lover 
of  Sir  Thomas  Boleyn's  daughter  before  the  bluff  eighth  Henry 
had  become  her  wooer  and  she  could  be  described  as  saying 
"  Noli  me  tangere :  I  Cesar's  am."  Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  owing 
to  his  relations  with  Anne,  was  for  a  time  prisoner  in  the  Tower, 
but  was  later  restored  to  the  King's  highest  favour.  In  a 
poetic  epistle  to  a  friend  Wyatt  described  his  life  here  at 
Allington  — 

'  This  niaketh  me  at  home  to  hunt  and  hawk, 
And  in  foul  weather  at  my  book  to  sit  ; 
In  frost  and  snow  then  with  my  bow  to  stalk  ; 

U    2 


292  "WIAT,  A  WIT"  chap. 

No  man  doth  mark  whereso  I  ride  or  go, 

In  lust)'  leas  at  liberty  I  walk  ; 

And  of  these  news  I  feel  nor  weal  nor  woe.   .   .   . 

I  am  here  in  Kent  and  Christendome 
Among  the  Muses  where  I  read  and  rhyme  ; 
Where  if  thou  list,  mine  own  John  Poins,  to  come, 
Thou  shalt  be  judge  how  I  do  spend  my  time." 

Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  the  poet,  was  bewailed  in  verse  by  his 
disciple,  the  Earl  of  Surrey,  thus — 

"  A  visage  stern  and  mild  where  both  did  grow 
Vice  to  contemn,  in  virtue  to  rejoice; 
Amid  great  storms,  whom  grace  assured  so, 
To  live  upright,  and  smile  at  Fortune's  choice. 

A  hand  that  taught  what  might  be  said  in  rhyme, 

That  reft  Chaucer  the  glory  of  his  wit  ; 
A  mark  the  which  (unparfited  of  time) 

Some  may  approach,  but  never  none  may  hit." 


>  • 


According  to  most  critics  Surrey  himself  was  the  first  to  "hit 
the  perfectness  of  Wyatt.     It  was  Wyatt  (Wiat,  as  it  was  some- 
times written)  who  devised  the  anagram  "  Wiat,  a  Wit." 

Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  the  younger  son  of  the  poet,  was  the 
leader  of  the  Kentish  rebellion  against  Queen  Mary's  marriage 
with  Philip  of  Spain,  mentioned  in  the  preceding  chapter,  and 
it  was  from  Allington  that  he  set  out — 

"  Ah,  grey  old  castle  of  Allington,  green  field 
Beside  the  brimming  Medway,  it  may  chance 
That  I  shall  never  look  upon  you  more — " 

when  he  led  the  Men  of  Kent  to  tragic  defeat.  After  this 
last  of  the  Wyatts  the  estate  was  granted  to  John  Astley, 
Master  of  the  Jewel  House  to  Queen  Elizabeth. 

East  of  Allington  is  another  possession  of  the  Wyatts  at 
Boxley,  where  in  Boxley  Abbey,  lying  midway  between  the 
two  villages,  was  a  notable  seat  of  the  Cistercian  monks, 
founded  in  1146  by  William  de  Ypres  by  way  of  penance  for 
earlier  sacrilegious  attempts  on  a  monastery.  William  de  Ypres 
was  a  very  powerful  person  in  Kent,  and  something  of  a 
terror  to  his  adopted  country  until  he  went  blind  and  became 
devout.  To  him,  presumably,  Rye  owes  its  old  Ypres 
(•'Wipers")  Tower.  At  some  time  or  another  Boxley  Abbey 
acquired  precious  relics  in  the  form  of  a  miracle-working  Holy 


xiv  A  CUNNING  CARPENTER  293 

Rood  and  a  stone  figure  of  St.  Rumwald,  which  could  only  he 
lifted  by  those  of  clean  lives,  or — as  Lambarde  and  Fuller 
suggest — by  those  who  had  made  sufficiently  liberal  offerings 
to  the  monks ;  as  the  former  put  it :  "  such  who  paid  the  priest 
well  might  easily  remeve  it,  whilst  others  might  try  at  it  to  no 
purpose  ....  chaste  virgins  and  wives  went  away  with 
blushing  faces,  whilst  others  came  off  with  more  credit  because 
with  more  coin — though  with  less  chastity." 

The  Rood  shall  be  described  in  the  words  of  old  Lambarde, 
who  was  a  child  at  the  time  of  its  dramatic  destruction — 

"  It  chanced  (as  the  tale  is)  that  upon  a  time  a  cunning  carpenter  of  our 
countrie  was  taken  prisoner  in  tin-  wanes  between  us  and  France,  who 
(wanting  otherwise  to  satisfie  for  his  ransome,  and  having  good  leisure  to 
devise  for  his  deliverance)  thought  it  best  to  attempt  some  curious  enter- 
prise, within  the  compas  of  his  own  art  and  skill  to  make  himself  some 
money  withall  ;  and  therefore  getting  together  lit  matter  for  his  purpose, 
he  compacted  of  wood,  wyre,  paste  and  paper,  a  Rood  of  such  exquisite 
art  and  excellencie,  that  it  not  only  matched  in  comlynesse  and  due 
proportion  of  the  parts,  the  best  of  the  common  sort  ;  but  in  strange 
motion,  varietie  of  gesture,  and  nimbleness  of  joints  passed  all  oilier  that 
before  had  been  seen  :  the  same  being  able  to  bow  down  and  lift  up  itself, 
to  shake  and  stirre  the-  hands  and  feet,  to  nod  the  head,  to  rolle  the  eyes, 
to  wag  the  chaps,  to  bend  the  brows,  and  finally  to  represent  to  the  eye 
both  the  proper  motion  of  each  member  of  the  body,  and  also  ;i  lively, 
express,  and  significant  show  of  a  well  contented  or  displeased  mimic  ; 
byting  the  lipp,  and  gathering  a  frowning,  froward,  and  disdainfull  fai  1  , 
when  it  would  pretend  offence;  and  shewing  a  most  milde,  amiable,  and 
smiling  cheere  and  countenance  when  it  would  seem  to  be  well  pleased." 

The  cunning  carpenter  brought  his  wonderful  piece  of  work 
to  England  and  putting  it  "upon  the  back  of  a  Jade  that  he 
drave  before  him,"  set  out  for  Rochester;  while  he  was  re- 
freshing himself  at  an  alehouse  the  horse  made  off  to  Boxley 
Abbey,  where  "  he  so  beat  and  bounced  with  his  heels  "  that 
the  monks  had  to  open  the  door,  when  the  beast  "  rushed  in 
and  ran  in  great  haste  to  a  pillar  (which  was  the  very  place 
where  this  Image  was  afterwards  advanced)  and  there  stopped 
himself  and  stood  still."  The  carpenter  arrived,  but  nor  force 
nor  persuasion  would  make  the  horse  budge  a  bit  ;  and  so  the 
man  was  fain  sell  his  handiwork  to  the  Abbey,  and  then  the 
Image  allowed  itself  to  be  taken  off  the  horse's  back  and  the  horse 
consented  to  be  led  away.  The  Rood  remained  a  great  wonder 
and  miracle-worker  until  on  the  break-up  of  the  monasteries 
it  was,  in  1538,  removed,  and  after  being  exhibited  in  Maidstone 


294  TENNYSON  AT  BOXLEY  chap. 

on  a  market  day  that  all  might  see  its  working  was  taken  to 
London,  where  it  was  destroyed  by  an  irate  congregation  who 
had  listened  at  St.  Paul's  Cross  to  a  sermon  by  the  Bishop  of 
Rochester  of  which  it  formed  the  "  text."  It  is  recorded  in  a 
document  in  the  Cottonian  MSS. — "on.  .  .  Sonday  did  the 
bisshop  of  Rochester  preche  at  Polles  Cross,  and  hed  standyng 
afore  hym  alle  his  sermon  tyme  the  picturof  the  roode  of  grace 
in  Kent,  that  had  byn  many  yeres  in  the  Abbey  of  Boxley  in 
Kent,  and  was  gretely  sought  with  pilgrymes,  and  when  he  had 
made  an  ende  of  his  sermon,  the  pictor  was  toorn  alle  to 
peces." 

Near  Boxley  Abbey  a  spring  which  leaves  a  calcareous 
deposit  upon  objects  lying  in  it  has  long  been  an  object  of 
curiosity  :  these  are  not  petrified  as  by  certain  dripping  wells,  but 
are  coated  with  what  is  known  as  calcareous  tufa.  In  the  third 
dialogue  of  Sir  Humphry  Davy's  "  Consolations  in  Travel "  may 
be  found  a  discussion  of  the  tufa-depositing  lake  near  Paestum, 
and  an  account  of  the  chemical  process  which  takes  place  in 
such  waters.   Similar  tufa  deposit  is  found  in  the  Ightham  district. 

At  Boxley  village,  situated  on  the  lower  slope  of  the  chalk 
near  the  ancient  Pilgrims'  Road,  Alfred  Tennyson  stayed  in  1842, 
taking  long  walks  along  the  old  way  of  the  Canterbury  Pilgrims. 
To  Edmund  Lushington,  of  the  Park  House,  nearer  the  Medway, 
the  poet's  sister  Cecilia  was  married,  and  the  present  Lord 
Tennyson  in  his  biography  of  his  father  tells  us  that  "  the  park 
round  the  house  is  described  in  the  prologue  to  '  the  Princess.'  " 
The  occasion  described  was  presumably  a  fete  of  the  Maidstone 
Mechanics'  Institute. 

"We  went.    .   .   . 
Down  thro'  the  park  ;  strange  was  the  sight  to  me  ; 
For  all  the  sloping  pasture  imirmur'd,  sown, 
With  happy  faces  anil  with  holiday. 
There  moved  the  multitude,  a  thousand  heads  : 
The  patient  leaders  of  their  Institute, 
Taught  them  with  facts.   ...   so  that  sport 
Went  hand  in  hand  with  Science  ;  otherwhere 
Pure  sport  :  a  herd  of  boys  with  clamour  bowl'd 
And  stump'd  the  wicket  :  babies  roll'd  about 
Like  tumbled  fruit  in  grass  ;  and  men  and  maids 
Arranged  a  country  dance,  and  Hew  thro'  light 
And  shadow,  while  the  twangling  violin 
Struck  up  with  Soldier-laddie,  ami  overhead 
The  broad  ambrosial  aisles  of  lofty  lime 
Made  noise  with  bees  and  breeze  from  end  to  end." 


xiv  A  TYPICAL  SQUIRE  295 

Though  written  nearly  seventy  years  ago  the  picture  might 
stand  for  a  country  festival  of  to-day,  when  "  the  park  "  is  thrown 
open  and  the  neighbouring  folk  enjoy  themselves.  Men  of 
the  early  'forties  were  perhaps  more  given  to  "  improving  the 
occasion  "  and  "  teaching  the  people  with  facts  "  ;  now  games, 
sports  and  feeding  form  the  features  of  such  a  day's  entertain- 
ment. One  of  the  closing  passages  of  the  same  poem,  in 
describing  Sir  Walter  Vivian,  gives  us  a  portrait  that  might 
well  stand  as  type  of  the  Kentish  squire  : 

"  In  such  discourse  we  gain'd  the  garden  rails, 
And  there  we  saw  Sir  Walter  where  he  stood, 
Before  a  tower  of  crimson  holly-oaks, 
Among  six  boys,  head  under  head,  and  look'd 
No  little  lily-handed  Baronet  he, 
A  great  broad-shoulder'd  genial  Englishman, 
A  lord  of  fat  prize-oxen  and  of  sheep, 
A  raiser  of  huge  melons  and  of  pine, 
A  patron  of  some  thirty  charities, 
A  pamphleteer  on  guano  and  on  grain, 
A  quarter-sessions  chairman,  abler  none; 
Fair-hair'd  and  redder  than  a  windy  morn  ; 
Now  shaking  hands  with  him,  now  him,  of  those 
That  stood  the  nearest — now  address'd  to  speech — 
Who  spoke  few  words  and  pithy,  such  as  closed 
Welcome,  farewell,  and  welcome  for  the  year 
To  follow  :  a  shout  rose  again,  and  made 
The  long  line  of  the  approaching  rookery  swerve 
From  the  elms,  and  shook  the  branches  of  the  deer 
From  slope  to  slope  thro'  distant  ferns,  and  rang 
Beyond  the  bourn  of  sunset  :  O,  a  shout 
More  joyful  than  the  city-roar  that  hails 
Premier  or  king  !     Why  should  not  these  great  Sirs 
Give  up  their  parks  some  dozen  times  a  year 
To  let  the  people  breathe?     So  thrice  they  cried, 
I  likewise,  and  in  groups  they  stream'd  away." 

Detling,  Thornham  (or  Thurnham),  Broad  Street  and 
Hollingbourne,  are  pleasant  villages  on  the  side  of  the  chalk 
hills,  all  of  them  on  that  old  Pilgrims'  Road,  along  which  such 
places  are  generally  infrequent.  After  Hollingbourne  we  may 
follow  the  ancient  way  for  many  miles  before  touching  at  any- 
thing more  than  an  occasional  cottage,  the  villages,  Harrietsham, 
Lenham,  Charing,  lying  the  usual  half  a  mile  or  so  away  on  the 
highroad,  with  which  it  keeps  roughly  parallel.  At  Thornham 
are  the  remains  of  an  old  "  minor  "  castle  perched  on  the  hill 


296 


A  GREAT  CRICKETER 


CHAP. 


with  a  grand  outlook  over  Maidstone  and  the  Medway  valley. 
It  is  sometimes  named  Godard's  Castle,  and  according  to  one 
account  was  built  by  a  Saxon  named  Godardus  on  the  site  of 
a  Roman  watchtower.  The  tradition  is  no  doubt  based  on  the 
fact  that  the  Roman  remains  have  been  found  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood, but  no  authentic  history  of  the  castle  has  come 
down  to  us.     In  the  churchyard  of  Thornham  is  buried  one  of 


,#||| 

#1:^ 


Til 


V^l 


HoUinsrboume  Church,  near  Maidstone 


Kent's  many  famous  cricketers,  Alfred  Mynn  (born  at 
Goudhurst),  a  batsman  whose  chief  feat  (in  1836)  was  the 
scoring  283  runs — twice  not  out — in  four  consecutive  innings, 
remembered  as  the  first  eminent  bowler  to  use  the  fast  round- 
arm  delivery  and  as  one  who  has  had  few  if  any  superiors 
among  his  successors.  Mynn,  who  lived  for  many  years  at 
Thornham,  came  of  a  Kentish  family  renowned  for  their  great 
stature  and  physical  strength,  and  on  the  cricket  field  he  could 
"  maintain  a  terrific  pace  for  hours  without  fatigue." 


xiv  CANINUS  APETITUS  297 

South  of  Thorriham  a  mile  or  so,  and  appearing  as  though 
bowered  in  trees,  is  Bearsted,  with  a  church  tower  at  three 
angles  of  which  are  figures  said  to  represent  the  lion  of  St. 
Mark,  the  o\  of  St.  Luke,  and  the  eagle  of  St.  John  ;  at  the 
fourth  angle  is  an  octagonal  tower  turret. 

Hollingbourne  is  a  pretty  village  with  a  church  in  which  are 
many  monuments  of  the  Colepeper  or  Culpeper  family - 
celebrated  in  Kentish  annals.  William  Colepeper  of  the 
Hollingbourne  branch  of  the  family  who  gained  some  fame  as 
poet  and  politician  was  one  of  the  five  gentlemen  whose 
Petition  in  1701  was  so  unhandsomely  treated.  The  beautiful 
marble  monument  of  Lady  Elizabeth  Culpeper  (1638)  is 
especially  worthy  of  notice.  Here  there  was  born,  "  a  landed 
man  and  a  true  labourer,"  one  Nicholas  Wood  who  suffered 
from  a  disease,  happily  rare,  known  in  Greek  or  Latin,  as 
Boulimia  or  Caninus  Apetitus,  "  insomuch  that  he  would  devour 
at  one  meal  what  was  provided  for  twenty  men,  eat  a  whole 
hog  at  a  sitting,  and  at  another  time  thirty  dozen  of  pigeons. 
.  .  .  Let  us  raise  our  gratitude  to  the  goodness  of  God, 
especially  when  he  giveth  us  appetite  enough  for  our  meat, 
and  yet  meat  too  much  for  our  appetite ;  whereas  this  painful 
man  spent  all  his  estate  to  provide  provant  for  his  belly,  and 
died  very  poor  about  the  year  1630."  Fuller's  words  might 
very  well  have  inspired  the  good  Scot's  grace 

"  There's  some  hae  meat  and  carina  eat, 
An'  some  hae  none  who  want  it  ; 
But  we  hae  meat,  an'  we  can  eat, 
An'  so  the  Lord  be  thankit." 

John  Taylor,  the  Water  Poet,  was  a  great  eater  and  was,  it  is 
recorded,  once  very  near  engaging  the  voracious  Nicholas  Wood 
in  a  contest  "  to  eat  at  one  time  as  much  black  pudding  as 
would  reach  across  the  Thames  at  any  place  to  be  fixed  upon 
by  Taylor  himself  between  London  and  Richmond."  Maybe 
it  was  Wood's  inordinate  appetite  that  gave  rise  to  the  saying 
"  a  Kentish  stomach."  Apropos  of  which  saying  it  is  recorded 
that  a  gentleman  of  this  county  who  took  his  Bachelor  of  Arts 
degree  at  Cambridge  when  he  was  asked  the  question  "  quid 
est  abyssus?"  promptly  answered  "Stomachus^  Cantianus." 
Readers  of  Sir  Thomas  Browne's  works  may  recall  that  he  has 
an  interesting  scrap  on  a  poor  Yarmouth  woman  aged  102  who 
suffered  from  Boulimia. 


298  A  WORTHY  MATRON  chap. 


At  Hollingbourne  we  are  within  easy  reach  of  Leeds  Castle 
but  leaving  that  historical  centre  for  awhile  we  may  glance  at 
the  chalk -hill  country,  which  may  be  reached  by  many  lanes 
and  roads  going  upward  from  the  Pilgrims'  Way.  Climbing 
Hollingbourne  Hill  we  have  a  magnificent  view  from  the 
summit,  shortly  after  enjoying  which  we  may  turn  left  to 
Hucking  and  Bicknor  or  right  to  Wormshill  and  Frinsted,  by 
picturesque  ways.  The  largest  of  these  villages  has  probably 
fewer  than  two  hundred  inhabitants,  but  each  has  its  old  church 
with — despite  restorations — various  interesting  features.  From 
here  the  hills  trend  downwards  towards  the  Faversham  and 
Sittingbourne  districts,  and  those  who  explore  this  part  of  our 
country  on  bicycles  may  be  recommended  to  follow  the  plan 
of  pushing  up  the  hills  from  the  abrupter  Pilgrims'  Way  side 
that  they  may  have  the  more  gradual  slopes  for  descent. 

Coming  down  to  the  Ashford  and  Maidstone  Road  we  have 
along  it  Lenham  and  Harrietsham  (locally  "  Harrisham  ")  — 
quiet  villages  each  with  some  attractive  old  timbered  houses, 
but  each  more  attractive  as  a  point  for  reaching  the  beauties  of 
the  chalk  hills  north  and  of  the  greensand  Quarry  Hills  south 
than  for  anything  in  itself.  Lenham  Church  has,  however, 
many  monuments,  old  oaken  stalls  and  other  things  worthy  of 
inspection,  and  in  the  churchyard  the  tomb  of  one  of  the 
hundred  and  fourteen  grandchildren  of  "  the  truly  religious 
matron,  Mary  Hone'ywood,"  who  at  the  time  of  her  decease 
had  living  "  lawfully  descended  from  her  three  hundred  and  sixty- 
seven  children."  This  prolific  lady -who  died  in  1670  "in 
the  ninety-third  year  of  her  age  and  the  forty-fourth  year  of  her 
widowhood" — was  born  at  Lenham,  married  an  esquire  of 
Charing,  but  died  and  was  buried  in  Essex,  where  her  epitaph 
duly  set  forth  the  tale  of  her  descendants.  Fuller  in  mention- 
ing her  as  one  of  the  worthies  of  Kent  said  that  she  had  already 
in  his  time  "  been  much  outstripped  in  point  of  fruitfulness." 
"This  worthy  matron  (in  my  mind)  is  more  memorable  on 
another  account,  viz.  for  patient  weathering  out  the  tempest  of 
a  troubled  conscience,  whereon  a  remarkable  story  dependeth. 
Being  much  afflicted  in  mind,  many  ministers  repaired  to  her, 
and  amongst  the  rest  the  Rev.  Mr.  John  Fox,  than  whom  no 
more  happy  instrument  to  set  the  joints  of  a  broken  spirit  All 
his  counsels  proved  ineffectual,  insomuch  that  in  the  agony  of 
her  soul,  having  a  Venice-glass  in  her  hand,  she  broke  forth 


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"POOR  LF.NHAM" 


299 


into  tin's  expression,  '  1  am  as  surely  damned  as  this  glass  is 
broken  ; '  which  she  immediately  threw  with  violence  on  the 
ground.  Here  happened  a  wonder  ;  the  glass  rebounded  again, 
and  was  taken  up  whole  and  entire.  I  confess  it  is  possible 
(though  difficult)  so  casually  to  throw  as  brittle  a  substance, 
that,  lighting  on  the  edges,  it  maybe  preserved  ;  but  happening 
immediately  in  that  juncture  of  time,  it  seemed  little  less  than 
miraculous."  Later  Mistress  Honeywood  happened  upon  faith 
and,  "led  the  remainder  of  her  life  in  spiritual  gladness.'' 


j^jt 


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UW-U*^-V1 


Leeds  Church. 


"Ah,  sir,  poor  Lenham,"  was,  according  to  Hasted,  the  old 
time  reply  of  the  inhabitants  to  the  traveller  asking  the  name 
of  the  place.  This,  says  one  tautological  writer,  was  because 
of  its  "damp  and  moist  situation  owing  to  the  springs  which 
rise  near  it.1'  Jane  Austen  staying  at  Godmersham  Park  wrote 
that  the  clergyman  of  Lenham  had  called  in  to  breakfast — "on 
his  way  from  Ramsgate,  where  is  his  wife,  to  Lenham,  where 
is  his  church,  and  to-morrow  he  dines  and  sleeps  here  on  his 
return.     They  have  been  all  the  summer  at  Ramsgate  for  her 


3°o  SIR  HENRY  WOTTON 


CHAP. 


health  ;  she  is  a  poor  honey — the  sort  of  woman  who  gives  me 
the  idea  of  being  determined  never  to  be  well,  and  who  likes 
her  spasms  and  nervousness,  and  the  consequence  they  give 
her,  better  than  anything  else." 

Hence  flows  the  infant  Stour  to  the  east  and  the  Len 
to  the  west  to  join  the  Medway.  South  of  Lenham  beyond 
Chilstone  Park— "a  sweetly  watered  place"  as  Evelyn  de- 
scribes it— is  Boughton  Malherbe  (locally  pronounced  Bawton 
and  anciently  spelt  Bocton)  consisting  chiefly  of  the  church  and 
the  old  Place  now  a  farm  house  ;  for  the  parish  is  a  scattered 
one.  Here  was  the  seat  of  the  Wottons— a  family  several 
members  of  which  won  fame  in  the  past — one  as  Dean  of 
Canterbury,  and  another  (the  one  of  whom  we  think  most  here 
at  Ins  birthplace)  Sir  Henry  Wotton,  the  witty  ambassador  who 
defined  ambassadors  generally  as  honest  men  sent  to  lie  abroad 
for  the  good  of  their  country.  Incidentally,  it  may  be  said,  Sir 
Henry  got  into  some  disgrace  with  his  Royal  Master  James  the 
First  for  uttering  this  coin  of  wit,  which  has  had  three  centuries' 
currency,  and  is  as  bright  and  welcome  as  when  first  minted. 
Sir  Henry  Wotton  was  poet  as  well  as  diplomatist,  and  he 
deserves  to  be  known  as  one  of  the  first  of  our  literary  letter- 
writers.  The  house  standing  somewhat  behind  the  church  is  a 
picturesque  and  interesting  old  place,  and  from  it  is  to  be  had 
a  magnificent  view  across  the  Weald—as  Izaak  Walton  was 
aware  when  he  wrote  the  life  of  his  angling  friend.  From  the 
road  just  below  the  farm,  in  front  of  which  is  a  great  grey  stone 
barn,  the  view  is  yet  more  extensive,  looking  down  on  the  ham- 
let of  Grafty  Green  set  amid  orchards.  A  similar  view,  too,  is 
to  be  had  from  the  yew-grown  yard  around  the  lichened  grey 
stone  church. 

Boughton  Malherbe,  mansion  and  church,  said  Izaak  Walton, 
are  neither  remarkable  for  anything  so  much  "  as  for  that  the 
memorable  Family  of  the  Wottons  have  so  long  inhabited  the 
one,  and  now  lie  buried  in  the  other."  The  most  famous  of 
them  was  that  Sir  Henry  Wotton  whose  life  his  friend  Walton 
was  writing.  The  master  of  the  art  of  concise  biography,  as  of 
that  which  is  the  contemplative  man's  recreation,  Walton  referred 
to  Wotton's  connection  thus 

"  Sir  Henry  Wotton  .  .  .  was  born  in  the  Year  of  our  Redemption 
156S  in  Bocton  hall  (commonly  called  Bocton,  or  Bougton-pla.ce,  or  Palace) 
in  the  Parish  of  Bocton  Malherb,  in  the  fruitful  Country  of  Kent:  Bocton- 


XIV  "ECCLESIARUM  SCABIES"  301 

hall  being  an  ancient  and  goodly  Structure,  beautifying,  and  being  beau- 
tified by  the  Parish  Church  of  Bocton  Malherb  adjoyning  unto  it ;  and 
both  seated  within  a  fair  Park  of  the  IVottons,  on  the  brow  of  such  a  Hill, 
as  gives  the  advantage  of  a  large  Prospect,  and  of  equal  pleasure  to  all 
Beholders." 

When  Essex  got  into  trouble  Sir  Henry  Wotton  had  been 
taken  into  his  "  serviceable  friendship,"  and  on  the  Earl's 
being  committed  to  the  Tower,  Wotton,  "  knowing  Treason  to 
be  so  comprehensive  as  to  take  in  even  circumstances  and 
out  of  them  to  make  such  positive  conclusions  as  Subtle 
Statesmen  shall  project,  either  for  their  revenge  or  safety; 
considering  this,  he  thought  prevention  by  absence  out  of 
England  a  better  security  than  to  stay  in  it  and  there  plead 
his  innocency  in  a  Prison.  Therefore  did  he,  so  soon  as  the 
Earl  was  apprehended,  very  quickly  and  as  privately  glide 
through  Kent  to  Dover,  without  so  much  as  looking  towards 
his  native  and  beloved  Boclon,  and  was  by  the  help  of 
favorable  winds  and  liberal  payment  of  the  Mariners,  within 
sixteen  hours  after  his  departure  from  London  set  upon  the 
French  shore." 

Born  in  what  is  now  a  farm  house  amid  farm  fields,  but  in 
what  was  then  a  noble  residence  in  a  park,  Sir  Henry  Wotton 
ended  his  life  as  Provost  of  Eton  College,  and  is  buried  in  the 
College  Chapel.  When  not  abroad  he  paid  annual  visits  to 
Boughton  Place,  and  his  will  directed  "  If  I  shall  end  my 
transitory  days  at,  or  near  Eaton,  to  be  buried  in  the  Chappel 
of  the  said  College,  as  the  Fellows  shall  dispose  thereof,  with 
whom  I  have  liv'd  (my  God  knows)  in  all  loving  affection  ;  or 
If  I  shall  dye  near  Bocton  Malherb  in  the  County  of  Kent, 
then  I  wish  to  be  laid  in  that  Parish  Church,  as  near  as  may 
be  to  the  Sepulchre  of  my  good  Father,  expecting  a  joyful 
Resurrection  with  him  in  the  day  of  Christ."  He  further 
directed,  as  Walton  tells  us,  that  his  monument  should 
be  inscribed:  "Hie  jacet  hujus  Sententiae  primus  author 
Disputandi  pruritus,  Ecclesiarum  scabies,  Nomen  alias  quaere. 
Which  may  be  Englished  thus,  Here  lies  the  first  Author  of 
this  Sentence.  The  itch  of  Disputation  will  prove  the  Scab  of 
the  Church.     Inquire  his  name  elsewhere." 

Before  turning  from  Boughton  Malherbe  we  may  recall  one 
of  the  happiest  of  Wotton's  poems,  that  "  Character  of  a 
Happy  Life  "  which,  though  it  has  found  its  place  in   many 


302  LORD  OF  HIMSELF  CHAP. 

collections,   may    form    fitting    reading    where    his    happy    life 

began. 

"  How  happy  is  he  born  and  taught, 
That  serveth  not  another's  will  ? 
Whose  Armour  is  his  honest  thought, 
And  simple  truth  his  utmost  Skill? 

Whose  Passions  not  his  Masters  are, 
Whose  Soul  is  still  prepar'd  for  Death  ; 
Unti'd  unto  the  World  by  care 
Of  publick  Fame,  or  private  Breath. 

Who  envies  none  that  chance  doth  raise, 
Nor  Vice  hath  ever  understood  ; 
How  deepest  Wounds  are  given  by  praise, 
Nor  Rules  of  State,  but  Rules  of  good. 

Who  hath  his  Life  from  Rumours  freed, 
Whose  Conscience  is  his  strong  retreat  ; 
Whose  State  can  neither  Flatterers  feed, 
Nor  Ruine  make  Oppressors  great. 

Who  God  doth  late  and  early  pray, 
More  of  his  Grace  than  Gifts  to  lend  : 
And  entertains  the  harmless  day 
With  a  Religious  Book  or  Friend. 

This  man  is  freed  from  servile  hands, 
Of  hope  to  rise,  or  fear  to  fall  : 
Lord  of  himself,  though  not  of  Lands, 
And  having  nothing,  yet  hath  all." 

A  little  way  out  of  Boughton  Malherbe  on  the  road  towards 
Lenham  is  something  which  must  puzzle  most  of  the  casual 
passers  by— of  whom  it  is  easy  to  believe  there  are  but  few  on 
the  quiet  byway ;  this  is  a  large  old  yew  tree  growing  on  a 
mound  of  earth  enclosed — as  though  in  a  gigantic,  square 
"  flowerpot  " — in  stone  walls.  Local  enquiry  elicits  the  tradition, 
first,  that  "it  had  something  to  do  with  Queen  Elizabeth — or  one 
of  the  queens,"  and,  secondly,  that  underneath  the  "  flowerpot  " 
is  a  chamber  communicating  by  means  of  an  underground 
passage  with  Boughton  Place.  Perched  on  the  top  of  the  hill 
the  yew  is  visible  from  some  distance. 

Another  noted  member  of  the  Wotton  family  was  Dean 
Nicholas  Wotton,  who  served  as  ambassador  for  Henry  VIII. 
and  Queen  Mary,  and  is  buried  in  Canterbury  Cathedral.  When, 
in  the  reign  of  Mary,  Thomas  Wotton  had  newly  come  into 


XIV  AN  IMPUDENT  REPLY  303 

his  estate  at  Boughton  Malherbe,  he  would  have  joined  in 
Sir  Thomas  Wyatt's  Rebellion,  but  his  uncle  the  Dean,  then 
ambassador  in  France,  dreamed  that  his  nephew  was  in  danger 
of  being  party  to  such  project,  and  so  wrote  to  the  Queen 
asking  that  Thomas  should  be  committed  to  some  favourable 
gaol  on  some  plausible  charge.  This  was  done,  and  Wotton 
only  released  when  the  rebellion  was  over — some  years  later 
to  become  father  of  the  Sir  Henry  Wotton  in  1568,  the 
very  year  after  the  death  of  that  diplomatic  dreamer  Dean 
Nicholas. 

South  of  Boughton  Malherbe  through  the  country  which 
we  overlook  from  near  the  church  we  can  go  to  Headcorn  and 
Smarden,  both  on  the  River  Beult,  and  so  into  the  Weald. 
West  by  shady  lanes  and  tortuous  byroads  we  may  go  to  the 
small  and  very  picturesque  old  world  places  of  Ulcombe  and 
the  Suttons — East  Sutton,  Sutton  Valence  (or  Town  Sutton) 
and  Chart  Sutton — and  see  pretty  old  cottages  and  Elizabethan 
houses.  At  East  Sutton  Place  lived  Sir  Robert  Filmer,  the 
political  writer,  author  of  "Patriarcha;  or,  the  Natural  Power 
of  the  Kings  of  England  asserted,"  who  would  have  put  back 
the  clock  and  have  restored  a  patriarchal  system  of  govern- 
ment. He  had  to  pay  for  his  views,  for  it  is  said  that  his 
house  at  East  Sutton  was  plundered  ten  times  on  account  of 
his  Royalist  sympathies.  His  views  on  monarchy  were 
strongly  answered  from  west  Kent  by  Algernon  Sidney. 

It  was  at  East  Sutton  Park,  still  occupied  by  the  Filmer 
family,  that,  according  to  a  recent  book  of  reminiscences,  some 
years  ago  a  certain  passage  at  arms  took  place  which  resulted 
in  a  sketch  being  sent  to  Punch  :  After  dinner  one  evening 
the  noise  from  the  housekeeper's  room  became  so  pronounced 
that  Lady  Filmer  sent  for  the  housekeeper,  and  complained. 

"  '  Really  Mrs. — ,  I  must  beg  you  to  keep  a  little  more  order 
downstairs;  the  noise  is  quite  annoying.' 

'I  can  assure  your  ladyship  that  the  noise  which  comes 
from  the  drawing  room  is  quite  as  annoying  to  us  as  ours  can 
possibly  be  to  your  ladyship,'  was  the  impudent  reply.  A 
daughter  of  the  house  made  a  sketch  of  the  scene  and  sent  it 
to  Punchy  where  it  appeared  under  the  heading  of  '  Flunkey- 
ana.'  " 

At  Sutton  Valence,  near  the  modern  church  of  which  are 
trifling  remains  of  an  old  castle,  probably  built  in  the  twelfth 


3<H  KENTISH  RAGSTONE  chap. 

century,  was  born  William  Lambe,  a  sixteenth  century  London 
Merchant  who  founded  the  famous  grammar  school  and 
certain  almshouses  in  his  native  village;  he  was  buried  in  old 
St.  Paul's  Cathedral,  his  tomb  being  destroyed  in  the  Great 
Fire.  The  following  punning  lines,  fixed  up  it  is  recorded  by 
himself  in  his  lifetime,  formed  part  of  his  epitaph  : 

"  Oh  Lamb  of  God,  which  sin  didst  take  away, 
And  (as  a  Lamb)  wast  offered  up  for  sin  ; 
Where  I  (poor  Land))  went  from  thy  flock  astray, 
Vet  thou,  good  Lord,  Vouchsafe  thy  Lamb  to  win 
I  lome  to  thy  fold,  and  hold  thy  Lamb  therein, 
That  at  the  day  when  Goats  and  Lambs  shall  sever, 
Of  thy  choice  lambs,  Lamb  may  be  one  for  ever." 

Chart  Sutton,  or  Chart  next-Sutton- Valence  to  give  it  the 
dignity  of  its  full  name,  shares  the  picturesqueness  of  its 
neighbour,  but  has  no  special  story  to  detain  us.  It  may  be 
said,  however,  that  the  word  chart — which  as  a  place  name 
occurs  in  many  parts  of  Kent — signifies  a  rough  common 
grown  with  gorse  and  bracken.  Systematic  enclosing  of  waste 
lands  has,  however,  in  most  instances  made  of  the  name 
a  misnomer,  for  in  past  years  many  people  found  it  convenient 
to  ignore  the  more  serious  charge  in  the  old  saying. — 

"  It  is  a  fault  in  man  or  woman 
To  steal  a  goose  from  off  a  common — 
Hut  it  admits  of  less  excuse 
To  steal  a  common  from  a  goose." 

The  whole  extent  of  country  here  is  well  varied  with  great 
breadths  of  hop  lands  and  orchards,  woods  and  fields,  stretch- 
ing west  by  Boughton,  Monchelsea  and  Linton  to  Cox  Heath 
and  the  Medway  valley.  As  we  are  here  on  the  Quarry  Hills, 
it  may  be  pointed  out  that  it  is  from  this  district  that  so  much 
of  the  Kentish  ragstone  used  in  churches  and  other  buildings 
was  taken.  Much  of  this  stone,  indeed,  was  employed  in  the 
building  of  Westminster  Abbey,  and  it  was  commanded  at  the 
time  that  until  the  Abbey  was  completed  no  stone  from  the 
Kentish  quarries  should  be  taken  to  London  for  any  other 
purpose.  Its  use  in  London  goes  back  to  the  time  when 
a  Roman  temple  was  built  of  it  on  the  site  where  St.  Paul's 
Cathedral    now    stands.     At    one    time    this    hard   stone   was 


XIV  THE  COUNTY  AS  GARDEN  305 

extensively  utilised  for  the  making  of  cannon  balls  and  other 
missiles. 

Linton  is  an  interesting  place  which  readers  of  Walpole's 
letters  will  remember  as  the  residence  of  the  Manns,  and  as 
the  place  where  his  correspondent,  Sir  Horace  Mann  (who  died 
in  Florence  in  1786)  is  buried.  In  the  church  are  several 
monuments  to  the  Mann  and  Cornwallis  family — including  a 
tawdry  one  designed,  and  thought  much  of,  by  Horace  Walpole 
himself.  Linton  Place — which  passed  from  the  possession  of 
the  Manns  to  the  Cornwallis  family — is  a  beautiful  seat,  the 
park  comprising  one  of  the  grandest  collections  of  conifers 
in  the  country.  It  won  the  cordial  commendation  of  Walpole, 
who  said  "  the  house  is  fine  and  stands  like  the  citadel  of 
Kent.  The  whole  county  is  its  garden."  Often  as  we  may 
feel  disposed  to  object  to  the  "Wardour  Street"  taste  of  the 
lord  of  Strawberry  Hill,  that  his  enthusiasm  is  here  justified 
few  visitors  will  be  inclined  to  dispute. 

From  Linton  we  may  return  to  Maidstone  through  the  village 
of  Loose,  pleasantly  situated  on  a  hill  of  the  same  name,  or  by 
the  hamlet  of  Boughton  Green  and  the  ragstone  quarries,  through 
land  still  rich  in  hops  and  fruit  trees,  to  Otham  and  Langley — 
the  church  of  the  former  place  with  some  curious  monuments — 
and  so  on  to  Leeds,  a  picturesquely  irregular  village  the  seat  of 
an  old  abbey  of  which  scanty  traces  remain.  This  abbey 
was  founded  in  n  19  by  Robert  de  Crevecceur,  member  of  a 
family  to  which  Leeds  Castle  belonged  for  several  generations. 
It  was  from  Leeds  Abbey  that  John  Mulso,  in  1744,  began  an 
interesting  correspondence  with  his  friend  Gilbert  White,  later 
the  famous  naturalist  of  Selborne.  "  I  am  at  Mrs.  Meredith's 
at  Leeds  Abbey  in  Kent :  The  house  extremely  large,  but 
it  has  few  traces  of  an  abbey.  .  .  a  large  garden  well  stock'd 
with  fruit  and  adorn'd  with  fountains,  cascades  and  canals;  a 
most  romantic  wood  behind  it  with  large  fish  ponds  ;  large 
stables  with  a  complete  set  of  foaming  horses  for  a  coach  that 
has  a  prodigious  easy  corner,  and  riding  nags  that  I  am  in  love 
with.  But  Oh  !  Gil,  here  is  a  loss  ye  most  severe  that  can  be  : 
this  house  had  a  fine  library,  which  not  falling  by  will  to  the 
lady  of  it,  had  been  sold  off,  and  nothing  remains  but  ye  skele- 
ton cases.  I  really  believe  that  my  brain  will  be  moss'd  over 
like  our  old  walls,  for  here  is  very  little  company,  and  those 
come  so  seldom  that  it  is  all  form  and  starchedness." 

x 


306 


LEEDS  CASTLE 


CHAI1, 


A  pleasant  footpath  skirting  the  southern  side  of  the  finely 
wooded  park  goes  to  Broomfield,  immediately  north  of  which 
stands  the  ancient  Leeds  Castle  in  its  great  moat  ;  a  splendid 
pile  even  as  seen  in  passing  along  the  main  road  which  borders 
the  park  for  more  than  a  mile.  The  extensive  moat,  formed  by 
the  River  Len,  which  flows  through  the  park,  must  havt  made 


e«a 


Leeds  Castle  from  Hie  Road. 


the  castle  well-nigh  impregnable  in  the  mediaeval  days,  when  it 
was  one  of  the  chief  strongholds  of  Kent.  The  noble  pile  was 
for  many  reigns  the  property  of  the  Queens  of  England,  and  re- 
mained a  royal  castle  until  the  time  of  Edward  VI.,  when  it  was 
granted  to  Sir  Anthony  St.  Leger,  who,  as  Lord  Deputy  of 
Ireland,  had  inaugurated  a  new  epoch  in  that  country,  and  who 
summed  up  the  Irish  Question  of  his  day  by  saying  that  the 
island  was  easier  to  be  won  than  to  be  kept,  "  for  onelesse  it  be 


W 


Xiv  WAR  PRISONERS  307 

peopled  with  others  than  be  there  already,  and  also  certen 
fortresses  there  buylded  and  warded,  if  it  be  gotten  the  one  daye 
it  is  lost  the  next."  He  died  at  Ulcombe— three  miles  to  the 
south-east  of  Leeds  Castle — and  is  buried  in  the  parish  church 
there.  His  grandson  sold  Leeds  Castle  in  1608  and  joined  Sir 
Walter  Raleigh  in  his  expedition  to  Guiana  Some  years  later 
the  property  passed  to  the  Culpepers,  and  afterwards  to  the 
famous  Yorkshire  family  of  Fairfax.  The  castle  was  frequently 
used  as  a  prison  for  persons  of  consequence.  Here  Eleanor 
Duchess  of  Gloucester  was  imprisoned  in  1 441,  charged  with 
'  necromancy,  witchcraft,  heresy  and  treason  "  ;  here  the  unhappy 


! 


' 


Leeds  Castle  from  the  Park. 

Richard  II.,  was  brought  secretly,  disguised  as  a  forester; 
later  Henry  IV. 's  Queen  Joan  was  confined  here  ;  and  here  the 
Irish  leader  Desmond  was  held  prisoner  in  Elizabeth's  time  by 
Sir  Warham  Leger.  For  over  two  years — 1665-7 — John  Evelyn 
records  in  his  "Diary"  he  with  the  other  commissioners 
had  charge  of  500  French  and  Dutch  prisoners  in  Leeds  Castle  ; 
he  hired  the  castle  of  Lord  Culpeper  for  the  purpose,  having 
been  earnestly  desired  "  to  spare  Maidstone  from  quartering 
any  of  my  sick  flock." 

The  castle,  despite  many  modern  additions,  is  a  fine  and 
impressive  building— though  Walpole,  in  his  mania  for  the 
Gothic,  sneered  at  it,  declaring  that  the  only  thing  worth  seeing 
were  a  portrait  of  the  Duchess  of  Buckingham  and  the  moat 

x  2 


3o8 


THE  MOTE 


CH.   XIV 


The  Len,  which  forms  the  moat,  flows  on  to  beautiful  Milgate 
Park,  and  soon  does  its  share  of  work  for  some  of  the  paper 
mills  of  the  Maidstone  district,  and  so  on  to  the  grand  park  of 
the  Mote  where  it  forms  a  large  lake.  This  park,  which  is  noted 
for  its  many  magnificent  beeches  and  oaks,  has  been  succes- 
sively the  property  of  such  important  families  as  the  Woodvilles 
(Lord  Rivers),  the  Wyatts,  and  the  Marshams  (Lord  Romney). 


• 


I      '  i 


Leybourne. 


CHAPTER   XV 

"the  wells"  and  tonrridge 

"Tunbridge  [Wells]  is  the  same  distance  from  London  that  Fontaine- 
bleau  is  from  Paris,  and  is,  at  the  seas. in,  the  general  rendezvous  of  all  the 
gay  and  handsome  of  both  sexes.  The  company  though  always  numerous, 
is  always  select  ;  since  those  who  repair  thither  fur  diversion  ever  exceed 
the  number  of  those  who  go  thither  for  health,  everything  there  breathes 
mirth  and  pleasure;  constraint  is  banished,  familiarity  is  established  upon 
the  first  acquaintance,  and  joy  and  pleasure  are  the  sole  sovereigns  of  the 
place.  The  company  are  accommodated  with  lodgings  in  little,  clean,  and 
convenient  habitations  that  lie  straggling  and  separated  from  each  other,  a 
mile  and  a  half  all  around  the  Wells,  where  the  company  meet  in  the 
morning;  this  place  consists  of  a  long  walk,  shaded  by  spreading  trees, 
under  which  they  walk  while  they  are  drinking  the  waters  :  on  one  side  of 
this  walk  is  a  long  row  of  shops,  plentifully  stocked  with  all  manner  of 
toys,  lace,  gloves,  stockings,  and  where  there  is  raffling,  as  at  Paris,  in  the 
Foire  de  Saint  Germain  ;  on  the  other  side  of  the  walk  is  the  market,  and, 
as  it  is  the  custom  here  for  every  person  to  buy  their  own  provisions,  care 
is  taken  that  nothing  offensive  appears  on  the  stalls.  Here  young,  fair, 
fresh-coloured  country  girls,  with  clean  linen,  small  straw  hats,  and  neat 
shoes  and  stockings,  sell  game,  vegetables,  flowers,  and  fruit  ;  here  one 
may  live  as  well  as  one  pleases;  here  is,  likewise,  deep  play,  and  no  want 
of  amorous  intrigues.  As  soon  as  the  evening  comes  every  one  quits  his 
little  palace  to  assemble  on  the  bowling  green,  where,  in  the  open  air, 
those  who  choose  dance  upon  a  turf  more  soft  and  smooth  than  the  finest 
carpet  in  the  world."' 

Thus  wrote  Anthony  Hamilton  a  couple  of  centuries  ago, 
and  already  the  Wells  had  enjoyed  nearly  a  century  of  reputation 
as  a  place  at  which  Society  could  combine  its  search  after 
enjoyment  with  its  search  after  health,  for  it  was  in  1606  that 
a  nobleman  first  found  the  value  of  the  chalybeate  springs  and 
so  in  course  of  time  started  the  hilly  village  upon  its  transforma- 
tion into  a  centre  of  fashionable  life.  Dudley,  Lord  North,  the 
nobleman  to  whom  Tunbridge  Wells  is  indebted  in  the  first 


310  DRINKING  THE  WATERS  chap. 

place  for  its  fame,  was  reported  to  be  entirely  cured  of  "  the 
lingering  consumptive  order  he  laboured  under"  by  the  use  of 
the  waters,  and  they  long  continued  famous  for  their  efficacy 
"in  cold  chronical  distempers,  weak  nerves  and  bad  digestion." 
The  Earl  of  Abergavenny  had  the  springs  enclosed  and  sought 
to  popularise  the  resort,  the  success  of  which  was  such  that  it 
was  many  years  before  the  accommodation  for  visitors  could 
be  made  to  equal  the  demands.  In  1630  Queen  Henrietta 
Maria  attended  by  a  large  suite  journeyed  to  the  Wells  for 
her  health's  sake  but  was  obliged  to  camp  on  the  Downs, 
while  a  generation  later  many  visitors  who  wished  to  take  the 
waters  had  to  seek  accommodation  in  neighbouring  villages 
two  or  three  miles  away.  Charles  the  Second's  Queen  took 
up  her  residence  here — Pepys  again  and  again  tells  us  the 
Queen  has  gone  to  Tunbridge  A  Veils— and  henceforward  the 
fashionable  popularity  of  the  place  was  assured.  In  the 
eighteenth  century  it  rivalled  Bath  as  a  social  resort  and 
everybody  who  was  anybody  made  a  point  of  being  seen 
at  the  Wells.  Already  when  Defoe  wrote  the  first  volume 
of  his  "  Tour  Thro'  the  whole  Island  of  Great  Britain  "  (pub- 
lished 1724)  he  could  say  "the  coming  to  the  Wells  to  drink 
the  water  is  a  mere  matter  of  custom  ;  some  drink,  more  do 
not,  and  few  drink  physically ;  but  company  and  diversion 
is  in  short  the  main  business  of  the  place  ;  and  those  people 
who  have  nothing  to  do  anywhere  else,  seem  to  be  the  only 
people  who  have  anything  to  do  at  Tunbridge."  On  the  walks 
(the  Pantiles)  he  tells  us  any  gentleman  of  decency  and  good 
manners  could  talk  with  any  lady,  and  he  gives  a  lively  account 
of  the  place  as  the  resort  of  fashion  and  of  beauty. 

It  was  here  that  Mr.  Henry  Esmond  Warrington  from 
Virginia  improved  his  acquaintance  with  his  aunt,  the  wonderful 
Madame  de  Bernstein  (nee  Beatrice  Esmond),  having  ridden  over 
the  wooded  and  hilly  ways  from  Westerham  with  Mr.  Wolfe. 
It  was  here,  too,  to  turn  to  the  work  of  another  master  of 
fiction,  that  Beau  Beamish  reigned  and  the- fair  Chloe  came  to 
her  tragic  end,  and  we  seem  to  get  a  flavour  of  the  mixture  of 
rusticity  and  fashion  in  the  ballad  of  "The  Duke  and  the 
Hairymaid,"  "ascribed  with  questionable  authority  to  the  pen 
of  Mr.  Beamish  himself  in  a  freak  of  his  gaiety  "  : — 

"  Sweet  Susie  she  tripped  on  a  shiny  May  morn, 
As  blithe  as  the  lark  from  the  green-springing  corn, 


xv  LA  MALADIE  IMAGINAIRE  311 

When,  hard  by  a  stile  'twas  her  luck  to  behold 
A  wonderful  gentleman  covered  with  gold  ! 

There  was  gold  on  his  breeches  and  gold  on  his  coat, 
His  shirt-frill  was  grand  as  a  fifty-pound  note  ; 
The  diamonds  glitteied  all  up  him  so  bright, 
She  thought  him  the  Milky  Way  clothing  a  Sprite  ! 

'  Fear  not,  pretty  maiden,'  he  said  with  a  smile  ; 
'And  pray  let  me  help  you  in  crossing  the  stile.' 
She  bobbed  him  a  curtsey  so  lovely  and  smart, 
It  shot  like  an  arrow  and  fixed  in  his  heart. 

As  light  as  a  robin  she  hopped  to  the  stone, 
But  fast  was  her  hand  in  the  gentleman's  own  ; 
And  guess  how  she  stared,  nor  her  senses  could  trust, 
When  this  creamy  gentleman  knelt  in  the  dust  !" 

The  Tunbridge  Wells  of  the  past  lives  again  in  the  pages  of 
Thackeray  and  Meredith  but  it  may  also  be  found  in  hints  and 
scraps  in  many  of  the  memoirs  and  correspondence  of  the 
eighteenth  century  literary  and  fashionable  folk.  References 
from  such  works  would  suffice  to  make  a  large  book  about 
Tunbridge  Wells  alone;  here  we  may  get  a  glimpse  of  the  place 
as  it  appeared  of  old,  may  seek  to  repeople  the  walks  with 
beaux  and  belles  of  a  past.  Lord  Boyle,  who  visited  the  town 
in  the  summer  of  1728,  wrote  a  lively  description  in  which 
he  showed  how  closely  everyone  followed  the  lead  of  the  reign- 
ing notable  at  the  Wells  : 

"We  are  honoured  here  with  the  Presence  of  Princess  Emilia,  to  whome 
the  Tunbridgians  leave  no  method  untried  to  pay  their  Court.  If  she 
laughs  land  sometimes  princesses  laugh  at  nothing)  we  all  grinn,  remember- 
ing the  good  old  Saying,  '  the  frightfull'st  Grinner,  be  the  Winner.'  If  she- 
looks  grave,  we  put  on  countenances  more  sorrowfull  than  the -Mutes  at  a 
Funeral.  When  She  walks,  the  Lame  and  the  Blind  hobble  after  Her. 
If  she  complains  of  the  Toothache,  the  ugly  Faces  of  the  Women  of 
Quality  are  wrop'd  up  in  Flannel.  In  all  reasonable  Pleasures,  nay  in 
Pains  as  far  as  the  Toothache  and  the  Vapours,  we  humbly  imitate  Her. 
.  .  .  Under  the  Rose,  I  believe  these  renowned  Wells  are  not  of  any 
great  use.  We  are  ordered  down  here  commonly  pour  la  Maladie 
Imaginaire,  for  the  Spirits  and  the  melancholy  to  which  our  whole  Nation 
are  too  subject.  The  Diversions  and  Amusements  of  the  Place  send  us 
home  again  chcarfull,  and  the  foggy  Air  of  London  with  the  common 
1  )i>appointments  of  Life  urge  our  Return  the  following  Year.  The  Water 
has  a  brackish  taste  never  palatable." 

His  lordship  then  went  on  to  give  the  following  entertaining 
account  of  an  eccentric  person  whose  doings  must  have  varied, 
if  not  always  agreeably,  the  ordinary  daily  round. 


312 


A  STRANGE  REGIMENT 


CHAP. 


"Among  the  infinite  variety  of  People  now  here  there  is  a  Madman, 
surnamed  Drapier,  who  strikes  us  all  with  pannick  Fear,  and  affords  us 
Diversion  at  the  same  time.  He  has  raised  a  Regiment  and  enlists  his 
Soldiers  in  a   manner  not  a  little  extraordinary.      He  fixes  on  any  Gentle- 


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The  Pantiles,   Tunbridge  Wells. 


man  whom  his  wild  Imagination  represents  as  fit  for  martial  Exploits,  and 
holding  a  Pistoll  to  the  pore  Captive's  Breast  obliges  him  to  open  a  Vein 
and  write  his  Name  in  Blood  upon  the  Regimental  Flag.  Some  have 
leap't  out  of  Window  to  escape  the  Ceremony  of  bleeding,  but  many  others 
have  tamely  submitted,  and  they  march  every  morning  in  Military  Order  at 


xv  ROUTINE  OF   "THE  WELLS"  313 

his  Heels.  lie  has  in  his  Suite  an  Irish  Viscount,  an  English  Baronet, 
three  Jews,  five  Merchants  and  a  supercargo.  These  are  the  Cheife,  but 
the  whole  Regiment  consists  of  Twenty-Seven.  All  agree  lie  sin  mid  go  i<> 
Bedlam,  but  none  dare  send  Him  there.  The  unbelieving  Jews  tremble  al 
the  Sight  of  Him,  and  the  sober  Citizens  of  London  (inn  pale  when  he 
enters  the  Room.  To  his  natural  heat  he  adds  the  strength  of  Liquor,  and 
is  a  most  terrible  I  lectin-.  I  wish  he  was  chained  up,  for  the  Women  are 
all  frightened  out  of  their  Wits  about  Him  ;  thank  Heaven  I  have  not  the 
Honour  of  his  Acquaintance." 

Half  a  century  later  and  Mrs.  "  Blue  Stocking  "  Montagu 
met  here  the  author  of  "  The  Complaint :  or  Night  Thoughts 
on  Life,  Death  and  Immortality " —to  give  the  poem  its 
neglected  full  title ;  the  lady  described  how  they  rode,  walked, 
and  took  sweet  converse  together,  he  carrying  her  to  places 
"  suited  to  the  genius  of  his  muse,  sublime,  grand,  and  with 
pleasing  gloom  diffused  over  them."  In  our  more  self- 
conscious  age  Genius  and  its  admirers  are  both  more  fearful  of 
seeming  ridiculous.  Mrs.  Montagu  was  "  in  the  vapours  "  at 
Dr.  Young's  departure,  though  the  presence  of  other  literary 
lights  soon  consoled  her  for  his  absence  and  with  Mrs. 
"  Epictetus "  Carter,  Lord  Lyttelton  and  others  "  wit  flowed 
more  copiously  than  the  springs,"  and  the  "wits"  became 
annoyed  when  a  mere  newspaper  "  intelligencer  " — we  should 
call  him  a  reporter  nowadays— said  that  the  noblemen  were 
attracted  more  to  ladies  of  fashion  than  to  the  "blues,"  Mrs. 
(  arter  and  Mrs.  Montagu  !     The  former  lady  wrote — ■ 

"  It  is  true  that  my  Lord  Bath  does  sometimes  draw  his  chair,  in  a  sorl 
of  a  kind  of  an  edgeway  fashion,  near  my  Lady  A.  But  pray  consider  the 
difference.  It  is  by  mere  dint  of  scratching  and  clawing  that  Lady  A.  can 
draw  Lord  Bath — poor  man — a  few  plain  steps  across  the  Pantiles,  while 
we,  by  the  natural  power  of  sober  attraction,  draw  him  quite  up  '  Tug  Hill ' 
to  the  top  of  Mount  Ephraim,  and  keep  him  there  till  we  are  quite  afraid 
he  will  endanger  his  life  in  returning.  Well;  but  my  Lord  Lyttelton? 
Let  any  impartial  person  ask  Lord  Lyttelton's  postillion,  and  his  horses, 
and  his  dog  '  Pert '  whether  many  a  long  evening's  attendance  upon  Mount 
Ephraim  has  not  given  them  good  reason  to  wish  there  was  no  body  that 
detained  his  Lordship  longer  than  Lady  A." 

Mrs.  Montagu  also  wrote  of  the  round  of  life  at  the  Wells  : 
"so  many  glasses  of  water  to  be  drunk,  so  many  buttered  rolls 
to  be  eaten,  so  many  turns  on  the  walk  to  be  taken,  so  many 
miles  to  be  gone  in  a  post  chaise  or  on  horseback,  so  much 
pains  to  be  well,  so  much  attention  to  be  civil."  Early  in  the 
season  there  were  people  of  quality  of  "  extremely  bourgeoise  " 


3«4 


AN  OLD  ENGRAVING 


CHAP. 


behaviour,  and  they  were  followed  by  proud  and  impertinent 
citizens  aping  the  persons  of  quality.  Still  the  good  lady 
thought  as  Providence  made  the  system  for  the  multitude  the 
life  led  by  the  generality  must  be  the  happiest,  then  added, 
with  smug  self-satisfaction  and  the  pride  that  apes  humility, 
speaking  for  the  intellectual  minority,  "  though  as  fortune's 
elder  children  we  are  best  portioned,  I  know  not  if  we  are 
best  beloved;  I  hope  not." 

A  celebrated  old  engraving  fully  d ascribed  in  Mr.   Austin 


>    v. 


Tunbridgc   Wells  from  Southborough  Common. 


Dobson's  "  Samuel  Richardson  "  shows  many  celebrities  of 
1748  grouped  along  the  public  walk  here  and  that  picture 
might  well  have  suggested  the  scene  in  Thackeray's 
"  Virginians "  where  Harry  and  his  companions,  after  their 
athletic  competition,  look  out  upon  the  assembled  company. — 

"There  was,  indeed,  a  great  variety  of  characters  who  passed.  M. 
Poellnitz,  no  finer  dressed  than  he  had  been  at  dinner,  grinned,  and 
saluted    with    his  crreat    laced   hat  and   tarnished   feathers.       Then   came 


xv  GREAT  MEN  AT  THE  WELLS  315 

by  my  Lord  Chesterfield,  in  a  pearl-coloured  suit,  with  his  blue  ribbon  and 
star,  ;iiid  saluted  the  young  men  in  his  turn. 

'  I  will  hack  the  old  boy  fur  taking  his  hat  off  against  the  whole  kingdom, 
and  France,  either,'  says  my  Lord  March.  'lie  has  never  changed  the 
shape  of  thai  hat  of  his  for  twenty  years.  Look  at  it.  There  it  goes 
again.  Do  you  see  that  great,  big,  awkward,  pock-marked,  snuff-coloured 
man,  who  hardly  touches  his  clumsy  beaver  in  reply.  D- — ■  his  confounded 
impudence — do  you  know  who  that  is?' 

'  No,  curse  him  !     Who  is  it,  March?'  asks  Jack,  with  an  oath. 

'  It's  one  Johnson,  a  dictionary-maker,  about  whom  my  Lord  Chesterfield 
wrote  some  most  capital  papers,  when  his  dictionary  was  coining  out,  to 
patronise  the  fellow.  I  know  they  were  capital.  Eve  heard  Horry  Walpole 
say  so,  and  he  knows  all  about  that  kind  of  thing.  Confound  the  impudent 
schi  11  ilmaster.' 

'  Hang  him,  he  ought  to  stand  in  the  pillory,'  roars  Jack. 

'That  fat  man  he's  walking  with  is  another  of  your  writing  fellows, — a 
printer,  —  his  name  is  Richardson  ;  he  wrote  Clarissa,  you  know.' 

'(deal  Heavens,  my  Lord,  is  that  the  great  Richardson?  Is  that 
the  man  who  wrote  Clarissa  ?'  called  out  Colonel  Wolfe  and  Mr.  War- 
rington in  a  breath. 

Harry  ran  forward  to  look  at  the  old  gentleman  toddling  along  the  walk 
with  a  train  of  admiring  ladies  surrounding  him. 

'Indeed,  my  very  dear  sir,'  one  was  saying,  'you  are  too  great  and 
good  to  live  in  such  a  world  ;  but  sure  you  were  sent  to  teach  it  virtue.' 

'  Ah,  my  Miss  Mulso,  who  shall  teach  the  teacher,'  said  the  good  fat  old 
man,  raising  a  round,  kind  face  skywards.      '  Even  he  has  his  faults  and 

errors.      Even  his  age  and  experience  does  not  prevent  him  from  sturr.bl- , 

heaven  Mess  my  soul,  Mr.  Johnson,  I  ask  your  pardon  if  I  have  trodden  on 
your  corn.' 

'You  have  done  both,  sir.  You  have  trodden  on  the  corn  and  received 
the  pardon,'  said  Mr.  Johnson,  and  went  on  mumbling  some  verses, 
swaying  to  and  fro,  his  eyes  turned  towards  the  ground,  his  hands  behind 
him,  and  occasionally  endangering  with  his  great  stick  the  honest,  meek 
eyes  of  his  companion  author." 

Since  the  days  of  which  Thackeray  wrote,  Tunbridge  Wells 
has  lost  something  of  its  eminence  as  a  fashionable  place, 
though  it  remains  a  delightful  health-resort  surrounded  by 
inexhaustibly  attractive  country.  Indeed  Thackeray  found  it 
(hanged  much  between  his  schooldays  and  his  age  as  he  shows 
in  that  delightful  autobiographical  essay  in  the  "  Roundabout 
Papers"  dealing  with  "Tunbridge  Toys."  Set  upon  lulls  with 
magnificent  views  over  the  Sussex  forests,  it  is  so  near  the 
border  that  Mr.  E.  Y.  Lucas  quietly  annexed  it  to  his  county 
when  writing  of  "  Highways  and  Byways  in  Sussex."  Those 
who  once  fall  under  the  fascination  of  the  place  return  to  it  again 
and  again,  not  as  of  old,  for  the  waters  or  for  the  company,  but 
for  the  health-giving  air  of  the  Kentish  hills,  the  beautiful  walks 


316  A  BEAUTIFUL  TOWN  chap. 

and  drives  through  lanes  and  byways  to  quaint  old  villages  and 
stately  parks.  The  chief  park  is  that  of  Eridge  to  the  south,  in 
the  neighbour  county — but  visitors  need  be  less  troubled  than 
topographers  by  such  arbitrary  delimitations.  The  town  itself, 
despite  its  hilly  ways,  suggests  ease  and  comfort,  its  famous 
Pantiles — avenued  with  limes— still  attract  many  visitors,  and 
the  local  Tunbridge-ware  (beech  or  sycamore  inlaid  with  other 
woods)  still  provides  pleasant  souvenirs,  as  it  has  done  for 
several  generations.  Though  the  beautifully  situated  town  finds 
favour  with  many  visitors  and  residents — its  population  is  greater 
than  that  of  Canterbury,  and  nearly  equal  to  that  of  Maidstone  — 
it  has  not  for  various  reasons  appealed  to  everyone.  Cobbett, 
with  all  his  love  of  country  divided  between  woodland  and 
cultivation,  disliked  it,  apparently  for  little  reason  beyond  that 
of  its  being  frequented  by  Londoners — "by  making  a  great 
stir  in  rousing  waiters  and  'boots'  and  maids,  and  by  leaving 
behind  me  the  name  of  'a  d — d  noisy  troublesome  fellow,'  I 
got  clear  of  '  the  Wells'  and  out  of  the  contagion  of  its  wen- 
engendered  inhabitants." 

An  earlier  writer  had  far  other  views,  for  it  was  at  a  house  on 
Mount  Sion,  that  Richard  Cumberland,  poet  and  prolific  play- 
wright, passed  the  last  twenty-seven  years  of  his  life,  and  there 
he  died,  in  iSn,  having  written  of  his  Kentish  home  that  it 
was  not  altogether  a  public  place,  yet  at  no  period  of  the  year 
a  solitude,  and  that  during  his  long  residence  there,  he  had 
never  experienced  a  single  hour's  indisposition  that  confined 
him  to  his  bed.  The  dramatist  was  honoured  with  burial  in 
West  minster  Abbey,  but  his  poems  have  ceased  to  be  read,  his 
plays  to  be  acted.  His  "  Memoirs  "  should  be  worth  reprinting, 
for  the  entertainment  of  those  who  like  to  read  intimate 
gossipy  records  of  the  past. 

A  couple  of  years  ago  an  interesting  custom  was  revived  by 
the  Mayor  of/funbridge  Wells.  Having  discovered  an  old 
statute  requiring  the  mayor  of  the  town  to  send  corn  to  the 
parish  church  at  the  conclusion  of  each  year's  harvest,  he 
purchased  a  large  quantity,  and  sent  it  to  St.  John's  Church 
to  be  used  in  connection  with  the  harvest  festival  there. 

The  fine  extent  of  hilly  common,  well-nigh  surrounded  by 
the  growing  town,  is  one  of  the  notable  features  of  Tunbridge 
Wells,  to  be  visited  after  we  have  walked  the  Pantiles,  and 
dutifully  taken  a  draught  of  the  waters— less  curative,  perhaps, 


xv  THE  BORDERLAND  317 

now  that  springs  further  afield  have  become  so  easily  acces 
sible.  On  Rusthall  Common,  beyond,  the  Toad  Rock  is  to  be 
seen  and  puzzled  over  while-  the  High  Rocks,  now  sophisticated 
into  a  show  place,  and  therefore  largely  spoiled,  lie  a  mile  or  so  to 
the  south-west  ;  these  rocks,  the  "  surprising  cliffs  and  chasms  " 
and  "  narrow  gloomy  passages "  of  which  awed  our  grand- 
parents of  the  eighteenth  century,  just  over  the  boundary  in 
Sussex,  should  be  visited  if  for  no  other  reason  than  that  rocks 
are  uncommon  features  of  our  southern  scenery  of  wooded 
hills  and  rounded  downs. 

Along  the  Sussex  border  from  Tunbridge  Wells  to  the  west 
until  our  county  merges  into  Surrey,  about  nine  miles  away,  are 
Groombridge  and  Ashurst,  Fordcombe  and  Cowden— the  first 
mainly  in  Sussex,  and  the  second  the  most  westerly  place  on  the 
Medway,  which  for  a  short  distance,  where  it  flows  to  the  north, 
forms  the  boundary  between  the  two  counties,  until  it  is  joined 
by  the  Kent  Water  near  to  Fordcombe  paper  mills.  In  the 
churchyard  of  the  modern  church  of  Fordcombe,  which  he  had 
been  mainly  instrumental  in  building,  is  buried  Field-Marshal 
Lord  Hardinge,  one  of  the  most  notable  of  Wellington's 
lieutenants  in  the  Peninsular  War,  who  later  gained  fame  as 
Governor-General  of  India  ;  one  of  the  governors  to  leave  the 
finest  record.  Hardinge  resided  at  South  Park,  between  here 
and  Penshurst.  Cowden,  on  the  Kent  Water,  with  a  large 
"  furnace  pond  "  in  the  neighbourhood,  is  another  of  the  quiet 
little  villages  within  easy  reach  of  any  of  these  West  Kent 
centres.  The  country  all  about  is  woodland  and  parkland, 
diversified  by  hops  and  corn,  with  a  certain  rich  sameness 
about  the  scenery,  but  offering  again  and  again  glimpses  of 
pleasant  houses  and  quaint  cottages  to  those  who  pass  through 
the  shady  lanes.  Here,  as  in  other  rural  parts,  one  is  struck 
again  and  again  by  the  few  people  who  are  met,  the  few  even  at 
work  in  the  fields,  except  during  the  hopping  season,  or  when  the 
hay  is  a-making.  The  meeting  with  a  group  of  flower-gathering 
or  playing  youngsters  is  quite  an  event  in  a  long  walk,  except 
when  passing  through  villages.  North  of  Cowden  is  the  high 
hamlet  of  Markbeech,  with  splendid  views  across  this  corner 
of  our  county — both  into  the  valley  from  which  we  have 
come,  and  on  the  further  side  of  the  ridge  to  that  of  the 
river  Eden.  Turning  easterly  again,  leaving  for  the  present 
the  tempting  signposts  which  tell  us  that  Hever  and  Penshurst 


3iS 


TONBRIDGE 


CHAP. 


are  within  easy  reach,  and  taking  retired  byways  we  go  by 
woodlands  of  oak  and  pine,  by  one  of  the  many  Coldharbours 
our  county  knows— surely  the  very  commonest  of  place-names — 
to  the  Medway,  about  a  couple  of  miles  below  the  point  at 
which  its  waters  have  been  joined  by  those  of  the  Eden.  Just 
beyond  are  Speldhurst,  Bidborough,  and  Southborough, 
bringing   us  near  to    "  the  Wells "    again.     The  two  first  are 


Tonbridge  Castle. 

beautifully  situated  old  villages,  while  the  other  is  quite  a 
town  which  has  risen  with  its  neighbour,  and  also  boasts 
of  chalybeate  springs,  though  it  never  attained  fashionable 
vogue. 

Tonbridge,  or  Tunbridge,  lies  about  five  miles  north  of 
the  Wells  to  which  it  gave  its  name.  It  is  a  place  that  was  of 
importance  in  mediaeval  times,  owing  to  its  strong  castle, 
and,  thanks  to  its  situation  at  the  head  of  the  navigable  waters 


XV 


AN  OLD  INN 


319 


of  the  Medway  and  to  the  fact  that  it  is  an  important  railway 
junction,  it  has  acquired  a  new  modern  importance  as  a 
market  and  manufacturing  centre,  with  its  corn  mills,  powder 
mills,  and  breweries.  It  is,  too,  a  capital  centre  from  which 
to  explore  West    Kent,  owing  to   its  being  a  kind   of  railway 


0\$CEbLjUASHns* 


Old  Chequers  Inn,  Tonbridge. 


four  cross  roads  along  each  of  which  are  to  be  found  charac- 
teristic scenery  and  many  places  of  special  beauty  and 
interest.  A  pleasant,  prosperous  town  with  some  quaint 
timbered  buildings — notably  the  well  preserved  three  hundred 
years  old  Chequers  Inn,  which  is  strikingly  picturesque  from 
the  street,  and  the  internal  arrangement  of  which  shows  the 
spacious   arched    rooms — now    divided    up    by    partitions — in 


326  A  JACOBEAN  MANSION  chai\ 

which  our  forefathers  took  their  rest  within  their  inn  in  days 
presumably  before  the  refinement  of  separate  rooms  for  guests 
had  been  reached.  There  are  other  ancient  houses  to  be  seen 
in  the  old  market  town  but  new  offices  and  factories  and  the 
railway  have  combined  to  modernise  the  place  while  giving  it 
an  air  of  substantial  prosperity. 

The  ruined  Castle  in  its  beautiful  grounds — now  a  well- 
planted  place  for  public  recreation — was  at  one  time  an 
important  Kentish  stronghold.  It  is  situated  in  the  middle  of 
the  town,  its  shrub-grown  grounds  reaching  to  the  bank  of  the 
river.  The  remains  are  full  of  interest.  Dating  back  to 
Norman  times  the  Castle  was  besieged  on  many  occasions  and 
passed  through  the  possession  of  various  owners  during  the 
troubled  centuries  that  followed.  After  having  been  put  in  a 
state  of  defence  on  behalf  of  the  Parliamentarians  in  the 
Civil  War  it  was  dismantled  and  gradually  fell  into  the  ruined 
state  in  which  it  has  now  been  arrested.  The  mound  on 
which  the  ancient  keep  stood  is  regarded  as  a  prehistoric 
earthwork.  From  the  remaining  creeper-clad  towers  an 
admirable  view  is  to  be  had  over  the  town  and  along  the 
valley  which  the  Castle  guarded.  An  old  visitor  objected  to 
the  removal  of  ivy  from  the  ruins — a  present-day  one  may  well 
complain  of  the  coloured  lights  with  which  they  are  hung. 

At  Somerhill,  or  Summerhill,  a  beautiful  park  to  the  south- 
east of  Tonbridge  and  for  a  mile  alongside  which  runs  the  road 
to  the  Wells,  we  have  a  place  to  which  the  public  are 
allowed  access.  The  fine  Jacobean  house  occupies  the 
position  of  one  once  belonging  to  Sir  Philip  Sidney — brought 
as  part  of  her  dower  by  his  wife  the  daughter  of  Sir  Francis 
Walsingham.  The  present  house,  which  was  built  in  1614  by 
one  of  the  earls  of  Clanricarde  (who  sit  in  the  House  of  Lords, 
by  the  way,  as  Baron  Somerhill),  was  among  the  properties 
given  to  John  Bradshaw,  the  President  of  the  Court  which 
condemned  Charles  I.,  but  before  the  close  of  the  same 
century  it  had  returned  to  the  Lord  Clanricarde  of  that  time  and 
then  passed  by  his  daughter's  marriage  to  Lord  Muskerry.  The 
four  courts  in  which  the  house  was  enclosed  afforded  magnifi- 
cent  views,  from  that  on  the  east  the  distant  Barhani  Downs 
between  Canterbury  and  Dover  being  dimly  shown.  The 
hill  to  the  south  of  the  house  perhaps  offers  the  best  view  ; 
from  this  point,  as  an  old    writer    puts    it,    "a    stranger  may 


xv  KENTISH  DRAMA  321 

behold  at  leisure  a  valley  equal  to  Tempe,  Andalusia,  or 
Tinian."  Here  "  la  Belle  Hamilton  "  stayed  when  the  Court 
was  at  the  Wells.  Presumably  the  neighbourhood  of  the 
fashionable  place  proved  costly  to  the  local  nobility,  for  we 
learn  that  "  Lady  Muskerry  having,  by  her  expensive  way  of 
life,  wasted  her  estate,  she,  by  piecemeal,  sold  off  a  great  part 
of  the  demesnes  lying  mostly  on  the  southern  side  of  South 
Frith,  to  different  persons ;  and,  dying  in  great  distress,  was 
buried  accordingly,  about  the  year  1698."  Behind  the  gaiety 
and  colour  of  life  at  the  Wells  this  gives  us  a  hint  of  the  note 
of  tragedy.  When  Horace  Walpole  visited  the  place  in  1752 
it  was  of  the  romantic  visitor,  "  Grammont's  princess  of 
Babylon,"  that  he  thought  rather  than  of  the  ruinous  hospitality, 
and  he  said  there  was  scarce  a  road  to  it  and  the  house  was 
little  better  than  a  farm.  The  house  has  long  been  restored 
and  enlarged,  the  roads  made  good,  while  the  fine  old  trees 
and  the  views  over  a  vast  landscape  remain. 

North  of  Tonbridge  on  the  road  to  Sevenoaks  is  the  quiet 
village  of  Hildenborough,  famous  on  many  cricketing  fields  as 
a  place  where  some  of  the  best  bats  and  balls  are  made.  In 
the  last  few  years,  however,  Hildenborough  has  won  something 
of  a  new  celebrity,  for  here  for  several  winters  village  players 
have  performed  specially  written  dramatic  pieces.  The  project 
was  first  devised  about  five  years  ago  to  afford  winter  evenings' 
amusement  for  the  men  of  the  village  and  many  of  them 
proved  apt  actors  in  the  little  plays  of  old  Kentish  life  written 
for  them  by  Mr.  Dagney  Major.  An  interesting  fact  about  the 
Hildenborough  performance  is  that — apart  from  the  costumes 
—everything  is  "  home  made  "  by  local  talent.  Not  having  had 
an  opportunity  of  seeing  that  performance  I  cannot  describe 
it,  but  I  have  heard  it  referred  to  as  an  extremely  interesting 
experiment  in  training  the  minds  of  the  men  and  boys  who  are 
members  of  the  village  institute  and  giving  them  employment 
in  winter  evenings.  "  It  has  done  all  this  and  much  more. 
It  has  shown  that  men  can  be  easily  drawn  from  the  inanities 
of  the  taproom,  and  that  even  in  a  little  community  like  this 
there  exists  a  strong  natural  talent  for  reproducing  the  drama 
of  life.  The  village  green  has  been  the  cradle  of  county 
cricket ;  is  it  possible  also  that  the  real  school  of  acting  may 
be  discovered  in  the  village  institute  ?  "  A  representative  "  cast," 
included  two  gardeners,  three  cricket-ball  makers,   two  black- 

Y 


322  SIR  HENRY  VANE  chap. 

smiths,  two  carmen,  a  saddler,  a  dairyman  and  a  worker  at  the 
gunpowder  mills.  Hildenborough's  success  may  well  give  rise 
to  similar  experiments  and  the  players  become  as  common  in 
village,  as  pageants  are  becoming  in  City,  history. 

At  Hildenborough  we  have  north  of  us  the  high  range  of 
hills  on  which  Sevenoaks  is  situated — westwards  Ide  Hill  and 
Toys  Hill  show  prominently — but  keeping  to  the  south  of 
them  we  may  turn  more  eastwards  to  visit  Shipborne, 
Hadlow  and  the  Peckhams,  going  through  the  wooded  higher 
lands  of  the  Medway  valley.  Shipborne  is  interesting  as 
being  the  birthplace  of  Christopher  Smart,  the  eighteenth 
century  poet  whose  "  Song  to  David  "  has  much  in  it  of  real 
poetic  beauty  and  not  a  little  of  baldness  —and  as  the  burial 
place  of  Sir  Henry  Vane  the  younger.  This  ardent  Republican, 
"  Vane,  young  in  years,  but  in  sage  counsel  old,"  as  his  friend 
Milton  put  it,  is  perhaps  most  often  remembered  by  Cromwell's 
outcry  on  the  expulsion  of  the  Long  Parliament,  "O  Sir 
Henry  Vane,  Sir  Henry  Vane ;  the  Lord  deliver  me  from  Sir 
Henry  Vane."  He  was  an  able  and  incorruptible  leader  of  the 
Parliament  and  had  to  suffer  for  it  on  the  Restoration  when  he 
was  one  of  the  few  excluded  from  the  Act  of  Indemnity,  and 
was  executed  on  Tower  Hill,  bearing  himself  so  bravely  that 
Pepys,  who  was  present,  recorded  it  as  miraculous.  His  body 
was  given  to  his  relatives  and  he  was  buried  here  at  Ship- 
bourne  not  far  from  Hadlow,  his  fathers  native  place.  Ac- 
cording to  a  local  tradition  he  was  wont  to  haunt  o'  nights 
the  neighbourhood  of  the  Fairlawn  yews,  between  here  and 
Plaxtol,  strolling  about  with  his  head  under  his  arm. 

From  the  neighbouring  country  a  conspicuous  object  is  the 
tall  tower  of  the  modern  Hadlow  Castle  in  a  park  containing 
some  noble  cedars,  and  going  north-easterly  from  here,  with  the 
grand  extent  of  the  Hurst  and  Mereworth  Woods — in  which  wild 
swine  still  flourished  in  Elizabeth's  reign — occupying  the  high 
ground  in  front  of  us,  we  get  to  West  and  East  Peckham  ;  the 
villages  are  pleasant  places  neighbouring  Mereworth  and  in 
the  same  lovely  wooded  district.  At  East  Peckham  is  buried 
Sir  Roger  Twysden  in  whose  journal — printed  in  the  earlier 
volumes  of  the  Archceologia  Cantiana — we  get  much  in- 
formation about  social  life  and  public  affairs  in  the  days  of 
the  triumphant  Parliament.  He  lived  at  Roydon  Hall  here 
and  suffered  as  some  other  men  of  like  opinions  in  Kent  did 


xv  A  LONG-SUFFERING  ROYALIST  323 

during  the  whole  of  the  Civil  War  and  Commonwealth  periods; 
for  some  years  indeed  he  was  imprisoned,  with  but  occasional 
intervals  of  freedom  on  bail  ;  the  whole  story  of  his  relations 
with  the  Parliament,  and  of  the  spoliation  of  his  estate  is  set 
forth  in  his  "Journal."  Sir  Roger  Twysden  and  Sir  Edward 
Dering  were  summoned  to  the  bar  of  the  House  of  Commons 
as  early  as  1642  for  being  concerned  in  a  petition  against 
the  conduct  of  Parliament,  and  a  minor  poet  of  the  time 
wrote  : 

"  Ask  me  not  why  The  House  delights 
Not  in  our  two  wise  Kentish  Knights  ; 
Their  counsel  never  was  thought  good 
Because  they  were  not  understood." 

Poor  Sir  Roger  had  continuous  trouble  with  the  "  House  " 
and  its  agents,  had  his  woods  felled,  his  goods  taken,  and 
large  sums  to  pay  before  he  got  clear.  Here  is  his  list  of 
"things  caryed  out  of  my  house  in  East  Peckham  by  ye 
Troopers  "  on  one  occasion. 

"  A  saddle. 

2  or  3  byts,  gyrts,  snaffles,  styrrops,  and  all  of  yt  kind  they  met  with. 

Nurse  her  lascd  handkerchiefe. 

Win.  Sparks'  shirts,  3  bands,  4s  Sd  in  money,  a  boxe  in  sylver  out  of  my 

wive's  closet. 
Captayn  Vaughan's  two-handed  sword. 
A  glove  of  male. 

A  booke  and  a  payr  of  compasses. 

A  payr  of  Pystol  cases,  a  combe,  and  a  book  or  two  of  Ward's. 
A  little  dagger,  two  belts,  and  gyrdles. 
2  little  bookes  of  waxe  candles." 

Going  down  to  the  Medway  again  we  may,  after  passing 
through  Hale  Street,  turn  to  the  right  by  way  of  a  number 
of  scattered  hamlets  near  the  left  bank,  and  crossing  the 
little  Shode  which  flows  from  the  neighbourhood  of  Ightham 
through  the  pretty  break  in  the  downs  known  as  the  Shode 
valley,  pass  Hadlow  and  Golden  Green,  and  so  come  again 
to  the  Tonbridge  Road.  This  shows  us  part  of  a  very 
attractive  stretch  of  the  Medway  valley  rich  in  orchards  and 
hop  gardens,  giving  evidence  of  the  fertility  of  the  land,  that  it 
is  sometimes  known  as  "  The  Garden  of  Eden,"  to  suggest 
perhaps  that  it  is  the  finest  portion  of  that  Garden  of  England, 
which  is  Kent.     Crossing  the  Medway  to  the  south  of  Hale 

Y  2 


324 


WHERE  CARKER  DIED 


CHAT, 


Street  we  may  make  for  Paddock  Wood,  a  more  or  less  new- 
town  grown  up  about  the  railway  junction.  It  was  here, 
according  to  Canon  Benham,  that  Carker  met  with  his  terrible 
death  as  told  in  "  Dombey  and  Son,"  the  station  being  then  a 
lonely  place,  "  the  small  town  that  was  nearest  being  some 
miles  away."  That  "  small  town  "  would  have  been  Brenchley, 
a  delightful  village  with  picturesque  timbered  cottages,  a  place 
presumably  of  some  importance  in  the  long  past  as  the  site  of 
an  old  castle  of  which  nothing  now  remains  beyond  the  mound 


Brenchley. 

on  which  it  stood,  not  far  from  the  landmark  clump  of  tall 
trees  locally  known  as  Brenchley  Toll.  Brenchley  was  parti- 
cularly unfortunate  in  the  destructive  storm  of  1703  for  as  one 
Mr.  Thomas  Figg  wrote  at  the  time  : — 

"A  stately  steeple,  whose  altitude  exceeded  almost,  if  not  all  in  Kent, 
the  height  whereof,  according  to  various  computations,  it  never  in  my 
knowledge  being  exactly  measured,  did  amount  at  least  to  10  rods,  some 
say  12,  and  others  more;  yet  this  strong  and  noble  structure,  by  the  rage 
of  the  winds,  was  levelled  with  the  ground,  and  made  the  sport  and  pastime 
of  boys  and  girls,  who  to  future  ages,  though  perhaps  incredibly,  yet  can 


xv  RICH  SCENERY  325 

boast  they  leaped  over  such  a  steeple  ;  the  fall  thereof  beat  down  great  part 
of  the  church  and  porch,  the  damage  of  which  to  repair,  as  before,  will  not 
amount  to  less  than  ^800  or,£i,ooo.  This  is  the  public  loss  ;  neither  does 
private  and  particular  much  less  bemoan  their  condition,  for  some  houses 
and  some  barns,  with  other  buildings,  are  quite  demolished  ;  though  blessed 
be  God,  not  many  lives  or  limbs  lost  in  the  fall,  and  not  one  house  but 
suffered  greatly  by  the  tempest." 

On  the  wooded  byways  between  here  and  the  Wells — with 
views  to  the  north  over  our  lovely  Medway  valley  and  south- 
ward to  the  woods  of  Sussex  about  Bayham  Abbey — are  the 
hamlets  of  Matfield  Green  (where  Harrison  Weir  lived)  and 
Kippings  Cross  and  the  old  village  of  Pembury.  Turning  back 
towards  the  Medway  the  main  road  will  take  us  along  the 
grand  extent  of  the  Pembury  Woods  to  Somerhill  and 
Tonbridge ;  but  for  the  pedestrian,  or  for  those  cyclists  who 
prefer  the  generally  greater  beauty  of  the  byways  before  the 
smoothness  of  the  highways  there  is  metal  more  attractive 
through  well  farmed  country  and  diversified  woodlands  to 
Capel,  Five  Oak  Green  and  Crockhurst  Street  and  Tudeley.  In 
both  Capel  and  Tudeley  churches  are  altar  tombs  to  the  Kentish 
Fanes — a  branch  of  the  same  family  we  saw  as  Vanes  in  the 
north  of  this  district  at  Hadlow  and  Shipbourne. 

With  noblemen's  and  gentlemen's  seats  where  rank  and 
fashion,  wit  and  beauty  gathered  during  the  hey-day  of  the 
Wells,  the  whole  of  this  district  is  dotted,  and  its  hillsides 
are  covered  with  grand  woodlands,  while  "  marvelus  fair  ground 
champain  and  fruteful  ground  of  corn  "  mark  the  course  of  the 
Medway  through  this  western  part  of  Kent.  People  brought 
up  among  loftier  hills  and  wide  moorlands  tell  me  that  they 
tire  of  this  rich  scenery  as  of  vast  parklands  and  gardens,  but 
to  those  who  have  come  under  its  spell  it  has  a  perennial 
charm  in  its  round,  timber-grown  hills,  its  well  farmed  valleys, 
its  shady  lanes  and  unfrequented  footpaths. 


CHAPTER  XVI 

PENSHURST  AND  THE  EDEN  VALLEY 

The  very  name  of  Penshurst,  even  to  those  who  do  not  know 
the  pleasant  village  and  the  stately  pile  of  Tudor  buildings,  is 
redolent  of  memories  :  it  brings  up  thoughts  of  various  members 
of  that  great  and  gracious  family  which  has  given  many  interest- 
ing and  picturesque  figures  to  our  history — of  poets,  statesmen 
and  soldiers,  fair  women  and  brave  men ;  above  all,  it  reminds 
us  of  that  romantic  Crichton,  the  author  of  the  "Arcadia,"  the 
hero  of  Zutphen — Sir  Philip  Sidney — of  the  martyred  Algernon 
Sidney,  of  Waller's  "  Sacharissa,"  and  of  the  lady  elegised  by 
William  Browne  or  Ben  Jonson 

"  Underneath  this  sable  hearse 
Lies  the  subject  of  all  verse, 
Sidney's  sister,  Pembroke's  mother, 
Death  !  ere  thou  hast  slain  another 
Learned,  fair  and  good  as  she, 
Time  shall  throw  a  dart  at  thee." 

Easily  to  be  reached  from  Tonbridge  or  The  Wells,  Penshurst 
has  a  station  of  its  own  about  two  miles  north  of  the  village, 
but  whether  approached  from  that  direction  or  from  the 
Tonbridge  road  we  get  a  good  view  of  the  grand  old  castellated 
house.  From  the  former  direction  we  see  the  north  front  and 
western  side  over  the  sunk  fences  which  divide  the  park  from 
the  road  and  the  lawns  surrounding  the  house  from  the  park. 
The  best  way  of  approach  for  those  who  are  influenced  by  the 
"  spirit  of  place  "  is  by  the  road  coming  down  the  hill  from  the 
further  side  of  Med  way,  past  the  remnant  of  the  Ashover  Wood 


ch.   xvi  PENSHURST  CHURCHYARD  327 

of  which  Ben  Jonson  sang  as  providing  for  the  Sidneys5  "  open 
table," 

"  The  purpled  pheasant  with  the  speckled  side." 

Coming  up  from  the  Medway  bridge  into  attractive  Pens- 
hurst — a  place  which  seems  to  rest  comfortably  in  an  atmo- 
sphere of  antique  distinction — we  reach  at  once  the 
beginning  of  the  village,  the  entrance  to  the  churchyard  and 
the  footpath  way  to  the  mansion,  for  village,  church,  and 
mansion  lie  in  close  and  friendly  proximity.  A  couple  of  old- 
style  stone  and  timber  cottages  (one  of  them  the  village  post 
office)  stand  at  the  top  of  some  steps  on  the  right  bank  ;  between 
them  is  the  gnarled  remnant  of  a  mighty  elm  and  the  path 
to  the  churchyard  under  part  of  a  really  beautiful  old  timbered 
cottage.  The  glimpse  of  the  churchyard  through  this  opening 
is  peculiarly  pleasant  when  the  sun  is  shining  on  the  turf  and 
tombs  and  formal  yews,  while  the  way  through  which  we  look 
is  cut  off  by  deep  shadow.  Entering  this  small  but  im- 
pressive "  acre  "  we  see  that  it  is  divided  from  the  gardens  of 
Penshurst  Place  by  a  wall  immediately  on  our  right,  with  a 
gateway  through  which  generations  of  Sidneys  have  passed  to 
worship  in  the  church  of  which  their  tombs  form  one  of  the 
most  notable  features.  To  the  left  of  the  church  goes  a  foot- 
path giving  access  to  the  park,  passing  near  to  the  western 
side  and  leading  to  a  fine  view  of  the  great  crenellated  grey 
stone  front  close-covered  with  ivy,  above  which  show  many 
irregular  Tudor  chimneys.  Approaching  by  the  park  entrance 
we  reach  the  old  gateway  over  which  is  a  stone  inscribed  with 
the  story  of  the  acquisition  of  "  Pencester,"  as  it  was  anciently 
named. — • 

"  The  most  Religious  and  Renowned  Prince  Edward  the  sixt,  Kinge 
Of  England,  France  and  Ireland,  gave  this  House  of  Pencester  with 
The  Rlannors,  Landes,  and  Appurtenances  thereunto  belonginge 
Unto  his  trustye  and  welbeloved  servaunt  Syr  William  Sydney,  Knight 
Banneret,  serving  him  from  the  tyme  of  his  Birth  unto  his 
Coronation  in  the  Offices  of  Chamberlayn  and  Steward  of  his 
Household  ;  in  commemoration  of  which  most  worthie  and  famous  Kinge 
Sir  Hcnrye  Sydney,  Knight  of  the  most  Noble  Order  of  the  Garter. 
Lord  President  of  the  Councill,  established  in  the  Marches  of 
Wales,  Sonne  and  Heyre  to  the  aforenamed  Syr  William 
Caused  this  Tower  to  be  buylded,  and  that  most  excellent 
Princes  Armes  to  be  erected — Anno  Domini,  1585.'' 


328  THE  FEUDAL  HALL  chap. 

Before  being  acquired  by  the  Sidneys  the  place  was  about 
two  hundred  years  old,  having  been  built  by  that  famous  citizen 
of  London,  Sir  John  de  Pulteney,  four  times  Lord  Mayor,  and 
having  changed  owners  earlier,  while  earlier  still  the  estate 
had  belonged  to  the  Penchester  or  Pencestre  family.  To- 
day, however,  it  is  with  Sir  John  de  Pulteney  that  the  interest  in 
the  place  begins  for  us,  as  amid  all  .the  changes  and  additions 
which  the  mansion  has  undergone  his  great  hall  remains  un- 
changed, one  of  our  most  perfectly  preserved  examples  of  its  kind 
in  the  country.  In  it  we  see  the  "  Hall  "  of  feudal  times  ;  here  is 
still  the  raised  dais  with  the  table  for  the  family,  in  front  of  it  the 
open  hearth  with  its  great  andirons  on  which  huge  logs  blazed, 
the  smoke  passing  away  through  an  opening  surmounted  by  a 
turret — now  done  away  with — in  the  high  timbered  roof;  down 
either  side  long  oaken  tables  for  the  retainers,  and  at  the 
eastern  end  the  minstrels'  gallery  and  entrances  to  the  buttery 
and  kitchens.  With  nothing  but  these  plain  ancient  furnish- 
ings and  a  few  horns  on  the  wall  above  the  dais  it  is  easy  to 
picture  it  as  the  centre  of  mediaeval  feudal  life, — to  see  the 
floor  rush-strewn,  the  gaily  garbed  people,  the  cook  and  his 
henchmen  entering  with  the  boar's  head  and  other  steaming 
dishes  and  passing  to  where  the  lord  sat  at  the  raised  table 
with  his  family  and  honoured  friends.  Here,  runs  the 
tradition,  the  Black  Prince  and  his  wife,  the  Fair  Maid  of  Kent, 
once  held  their  Christmas  feast. 

The  hall,  as  has  been  said,  is  the  original  centre  of  the  place, 
but  around  it  successive  generations  of  owners  have  grouped 
building  after  building — much  of  the  long  north  front  was 
added  little  more  than  half  a  century  ago — but  the  work  has 
always  been  carried  out  with  careful  regard  to  tradition,  and 
the  result  is  a  magnificent  and  pleasing  whole.  It  is  easy  to 
believe  that  the  most  romantic  of  the  Sidneys  had  this  his  birth- 
place in  view  when  he  described  the  home  of  Kalander  : 

"The  house  itself  was  built  of  fair  and  strong  stone,  not  affecting  so 
much  any  extraordinary  kind  of  fineness  as  an  honorable  representing  of  a 
firm  stateliness ;  the  lights,  doors  and  stairs  rather  directed  to  the  use  of 
the  guest  than  to  the  eye  of  the  artificer,  and  yet  as  the  one  chiefly  heeded, 
so  the  other  not  neglected ;  each  place  handsome  without  curiosity,  and 
homely  without  loathsomeness  ;  not  so  dainty  as  not  to  be  trod  on,  nor  yet 
slubbered  up  with  good  fellowship  ;  all  more  lasting  than  beautiful,  but 
that  the  consideration  of  the  exceeding  lastingness  made  the  eye  believe  it 
was  exceeding  beautiful." 


XVI 


PENSHURST 


329 


Other  descriptive  passages  in  "The  Arcadia"  may  well  have 
been  inspired  by  Penshurst  and  its  surroundings. 

The  galleries  of  Penshurst  Place  with  their  many  portraits  of 
famous  people  by  Vandyck,  Zucchero,  Douw  and  other  great 


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artists,  their  old  furniture,  carved  panellings,  and  tapestries  are 
almost  too  crowded  with  matters  of  interest  for  the  visitor  to 
get  more  than  a  confused  idea  of  their  richness ;  curious 
cabinets  and  wonderful  china — one  small  room  has  the  walls 
entirely  covered  with  priceless  porcelain — are  pointed  out,  all 


330  SIR  PHILIP  SIDNEY'S  OAK  chap. 

things  having  an  association  with  the  historic  past  of  the  mansion. 
For  details  of  such  the  visitor  must  consult  a  special  guide-book. 
From  the  end  of  the  gallery  in  which  hang  portraits  of  Sir 
Philip  Sidney  and  of  Queen  Elizabeth  is  to  be  had  a  beautiful 
view  of  the  formal  flower  gardens. 

In  itself  and  in  its  associations  Penshurst  has  been  the  inspira- 
tion of  more  poetry  than  perhaps  any  similar  place — Ben  Jonson, 
Waller,  Southey,  Elizabeth  Barrett  Browning,  Mr.  Swinburne, 
these  are  but  some  of  those  who  have  sung  of  the  Sidneys  and 
their  beautiful  Kentish  home.  If  the  famous  epitaph,  already 
cited,  was  not  written  by  "  Rare  Ben  Johnson " 1  there  is 
no  doubt  about  the  authorship  of  his  tribute  to  the  place 
where  the  lady  elegised  belonged.  He  sang  of  the  lavish 
hospitality  of  Penshurst  as  one  who  had  enjoyed  it. 

"  Thou  art  not,  Penshurst,  built  to  envious  show 
Of  touch  or  marble  ;  nor  canst  boast  a  row 
Of  polished  pillars  or  a  roof  of  gold  : 
Thou  hast  no  lantern,  whereof  tales  are  told  ; 
Or  stair,  or  courts  ;  but  stand'st  an  ancient  pile, 
And  these  grudged  at,  are  reverenced  the  while. 
Thou  joy'st  in  better  marks,  of  soil,  of  air, 
Of  wood,  of  water  ;  therein  thou  art  fair. 
Thou  hast  thy  walks  for  health,  as  well  as  sport  : 
Thy  mount,  to  which  thy  Dryads  do  resort, 
Where  Pan  and  Bacchus  their  high  feasts  have  made, 
Beneath  the  broad  beech  and  the  chestnut  shade  ; 
That  taller  tree,  which  of  a  nut  was  set, 
At  his  great  birth,  where  all  the  muses  met. 
There,  in  the  writhed  bark,  are  cut  the  names 
Of  many  a  sylvan  taken  with  his  flames  ; 
And  thence  the  ruddy  satyrs  oft  provoke 
The  lighter  fauns  to  reach  thy  lady's  oak.  .  .  . 
Now,  Penshurst,  they  that  will  proportion  thee 
With  other  edifices,  when  they  see 
Those  proud  ambitious  heaps,  and  nothing  else, 
May  say,  their  lords  have  built,  but  thy  lord  dwells." 

Of  the  trees  which  Jonson  mentions,  that  which  was  said  to 
mark  the  birth,  "  at  a  quarter  before  five  of  the  clock,"  of  Sir 
Philip  Sidney  on  the  morning  of  November  30th,  1554,  has 
probably  long  since  gone.  It  was  presumably  a  chestnut  which 
stood  near  what  is  now  known  as  "  Sir  Philip  Sidney's  oak,"  a  tree 
the  starting  of  which  dates  further  back  than  Sidney's  birth, 

1  I  quote  from  the  wall  of  Westminster  Abbey,  and  not  from  misquoters 
innumerable. 


xvi  THE  LIME  WALK  331 

and  properly  known  as  the  Bear  Oak,  as  the  Hon.  Mary  Sidney 
tells  us — "  the  retainers  wore  sprigs  of  this  tree  in  their  hats 
when  they  went  to  meet  the  Earl  of  Leicester  at  the  entrance 
of  the  Park  at  Leigh  on  their  return  from  London."  1 

Edmund  Waller's  poetic  adoration  of  the  Lady  Dorothy 
Sidney,  his  "  Sacharissa,"  in  the  generation  following  that  of  Jon- 
son,  gives  us  further  tributes  to  Penshurst — two  different  poems 
are  entitled  "  At  Pens-Hurst,"  though  quotations  from  them  are 
frequently  run  together  as  though  they  came  from  one.  In  the 
first  piece  Waller  declared  that  when  the  Lady  went  into  a  wood 
it  became  a  garden  at  once  "  embroider'd  so  with  flowers," 
while 

"  If  she  sit  down,  with  tops  all  tow'rds  her  bow'd 
They  round  about  her  into  arbors  crowd  : 
Or  if  she  walks,  in  even  ranks  they  stand 
Like  some  well-marshal'd  and  obsequious  band.  .  .  . 
Ye  lofty  beeches,  tell  this  matchless  dame, 
That  if  together  ye  fed  all  one  flame, 
It  could  not  equalise  the  hundredth  part, 
Of  what  her  eyes  have  kindled  in  my  heart. 
Go,  boy,  and  carve  this  passion  on  the  bark 
Of  yonder  tree,  which  stands  the  sacred  mark 
Of  noble  Sidney's  birth." 

The  lofty  beeches  which  long  retained  the  name  of  "  Sacharissa's 
Walk  "  have  gone,  but  another  notable  avenue  still  existing  is 
that  of  the  Lime  Walk  from  the  eastern  end  of  the  lawns  down 
to  the  stables — magnificent  trees  supposed  to  have  been  planted 
by  Robert,  Lord  Leicester,  nephew  of  Sir  Philip  Sidney.  This 
avenue,  the  inner  branches  meeting  overhead,  the  outer  sweep- 
ing nearly  to  the  turfy  sides,  humming  with  myriad  bees,  and 
offering  deep  shade  when  the  park  is  brilliant  in  sunshine  and 
the  air  is  to  be  seen  quivering  with  heat  above  the  gravel  drive, 
is  a  lovely  monument  to  the  father  of  "  Sacharissa."  The 
artificiality  of  the  poet  is  seen  in  sending  his  boy  to  carve  the 
letters  on  the  tree — Sidney  would  not  thus  have  delegated  the 
honouring  of  his  lady. 

After  Waller's  time  Sir  Philip  was  restored  to  his  place  as 
the  central  figure  in  the  associations  of  Penshurst.  As  Southey 
asks  — 

1  Historical  Guide  to  Penshurst  Place,  1903.  The  Warwick  device  of 
the  Bear  and  Ragged  Staff  will  be  noticed  as  occurring  frequently  in 
Penshurst  decorations ;  it  was  adopted  by  Sir  Henry  Sidney  on  his 
marriage  in  1552  with  Lady  Mary  Dudley. 


332  ASTROPHEL  chap. 

"  Are  days  of  old  familiar  to  thy  mind, 
O  reader?     Hast  thou  let  the  midnight  hour 
Pass  unperceived,  whilst  thou  in  fancy  lived 
With  high-born  beauties,  and  enamoured  chiefs, 
Sharing  their  hopes,  and  with  a  breathless  joy, 
Whose  expectation  touched  the  verge  of  pain, 
Following  their  dangerous  fortunes  ?     If  such  love 
Hath  ever  thrilled  thy  bosom,  thou  wilt  tread, 
As  with  a  pilgrim's  reverential  thoughts, 
The  groves  of  Penshurst.     Sidney  here  was  born, 
Sidney  than  whom  no  greater,  braver  man 
His  own  delightful  genius  ever  feigned 
Illustrating  the  groves  of  Arcady 
With  courteous  courage  and  with  loyal  love." 

To  Elizabeth  Barrett  Browning  it  was  Sir  Philip  and  Sacharissa 
who  appealed  when  she  visited  here  and  wrote  "  The  Picture 
Gallery  at  Penshurst/' — 

"  There,  I  beheld  the  Sidneys  :— he,  who  bled 
Freely  for  freedom's  sake,  bore  gallantly 
His  soul  upon  his  brow  ;— he,  whose  lute  said 
Sweet  music  to  the  land,  meseem'd  to  be 
Dreaming  with  that  pale  face,  of  love  and  Arcadie." 

Mr.  Swinburne  too,  in  that  wonderful  word-music  of  his,  has 
sung  of  "  Astrophel  " — ■ 

"  O  light  of  the  land  that  adored  thee 

And  kindled  thy  soul  with  her  breath, 
Whose  life  such  as  fate  would  afford  thee, 
Was  lovelier  than  aught  but  thy  death, 
By  what  name,  could  thy  lovers  but  know  it, 

Might  love  of  thee  hail  thee  afar, 
Philisides,  Astrophel,  poet 

Whose  love  was  thy  star?" 

A  rich  anthology  might  be  made  of  the  poems  inspired  by 
Penshurst  and  its  people. 

It  is  impossible  to  tell  of  all  the  Sidneys  associated  with  the 
place  but  Sir  Philip  belongs  peculiarly  to  it  not  only  as  the 
most  famous  owner,  as  the  one  whose  name,  as  typical  of  all 
that  is  noble  and  chivalrous,  has  become  familiar  in  our  mouths 
as  household  words,  but  in  that  it  was  here  that  he  was  born 
and  here  he  probably  passed  his  earliest  days.  Of  those  early 
days  there  is  unfortunately  no  record,  but  amongst  the  Penshurst 
MSS.  is  an  account  kept  by  one  Thomas  Marshall  showing  that 
at  Shrewsbury  school  during  nine  months  1565-6  the  twelve- 


xvi  SIDNEY  THE  UBIQUITARY  333 

year-old  boy's  expenses  amounted  to  ^40  os.  3d.  The  account 
is  kept  with  minute  carefulness  and  includes  such  items  as  the 
following : 

"For  a  yard  of  cloth  to  make  Mr.  Philip  a  pair  of  boot-hose,  having 
none  but  a  pair  of  linen  which  were  too  thin  to  ride  in  after  his  disease, 
3^-  Ad. 

For  making  these  boot-hose  and  for  stitching  silk,  is.  6d. 

For  a  pen  and  inkhorn  and  sealing-wax,  6d. 

For  two  quires  of  paper  for  example  books,  2d. 

For  an  ounce  of  oil  of  roses  and  another  of  calomel  to  supple  his  knee, 
which  he  could  not  ply  or  bend,  6d. 

For  wax  to  burn  in  the  school  a-morning  before  day,  \d. 

For  perfumes  to  air  his  chamber  with  after  the  young  gentlemen  were 
recovered,  \zd." 

The  story  of  Sir  Philip's  after  life — he  was  an  "ubiquitary" 
said  Fuller — his  position  at  the  Court  of  Elizabeth,  his  interest 
in  the  New  World  expeditions,  his  death  on  the  field  of 
Zutphen  before  completing  his  thirty-second  year,  does  not 
belong  here,  nor  does  an  appreciation  of  his  writings,  his  long 
and  fascinating  romance  of  "  Arcadia,"  his  sonnet  sequence 
"  Astrophel  and  Stella,"  or  his  other  poems.  Men  in  those 
spacious  days  seem  to  have  had  "  crowded  hours  of  glorious 
life";  Sir  Philip  having  but  reached  early  manhood  had  won 
lasting  fame  in  many  fields,  and  then  even  by  his  death  added 
yet  other  claims  on  our  remembrance — by  his  foolhardy  throw- 
ing off  of  his  armour  that  he  might  not  be  better  protected  than 
his  friend  in  the  fight ;  by  his  passing  on  of  a  cup  of  water 
to  a  wounded  soldier,  "  Friend,  thy  need  is  greater  than  mine  "  ; 
by  his  dying  words,  "  I  would  not  change  my  joy  for  the  empire 
of  the  world."  Here  at  the  home  of  the  Sidneys  we  cannot 
but  regret  that  this  man  in  whom  were  focussed  the  family  gifts 
was  not  buried  in  Penshurst  Church ;  but  St.  Paul's  Cathedral 
claimed  him  and  his  tomb  was  destroyed  in  the  Great  Fire  of 
London.  "  Rest,  then,  in  Peace,  Oh,  Sidney,  we  will  not 
celebrate  your  memory  with  tears  but  admiration  ;  whatever  we 
loved  in  you,  whatever  we  admired  in  you,  still  continues,  and 
will  continue  in  the  memories  of  men,  the  revolutions  of  ages 
and  the  annals  of  time."  The  Vale  of  Camden  expressed  the 
sentiment  which  the  name  of  Sir  Philip  is  likely  long  to 
evoke. 

Another  noted  Sidney  was  the  patriot  Algernon,  who  was 
not  born  at   Penshurst  like   his  great  uncle    but  unlike    him 


334  THE  UNCONQUERED  PATRIOT  chap. 

is  buried  there.  Algernon  Sidney  as  a  convinced  Republican 
sided  with  the  Parliament  in  the  great  struggle  of  his  time 
and  bore  an  active  part  in  it.  When  the  trial  of  Charles  I. 
took  place  Algernon  Sidney  was  appointed  one  of  the  com- 
missioners to  try  him,  but  bore  himself  so  independently 
that  it  is  a  wonder  that  he  continued  to  stand  as  well  as 
he  did  during  the  Protectorate.  His  own  account  of  the 
matter  was  given  in  a  letter  to  his  father  written  nearly  a  dozen 
years  later — 

"  I  was  at  Penshurst  when  the  act  for  the  trial  passed,  and,  coming  up 
to  town,  I  heard  my  name  was  put  in,  and  that  those  who  were  nominated 
for  judges  were  then  in  the  Painted  Chamber.  I  presently  went  thither, 
heard  the  act  read,  and  found  my  own  name  with  others.  A  debate  was 
raised  how  they  should  proceed  upon  it,  and,  after  having  been  sometimes 
silent  to  hear  what  those  would  say  who  had  the  directing  of  that  business, 
I  did  positively  oppose  Cromwell,  Bradshaw  and  others,  who  would  have 
the  trial  to  go  on,  and  drew  my  reasons  from  these  two  points  :  First,  the 
King  could  be  tried  by  no  court ;  secondly,  that  no  man  could  be  tried  by 
that  court.  This  being  alleged  in  vain,  and  Cromwell  using  these  formal 
words,  'I  tell  you  we  will  cut  off  his  head  with  the  crown  upon  it,'  I 
replied,  '  You  may  take  your  own  course,  I  cannot  stop  you,  but  I  will 
keep  myself  clear  from  having  my  hand  in  this  business.  And  immediately 
went  out  of  the  room  and  never  returned." 

A  man  of  extraordinary  courage  and  consistent  sincerity 
Algernon  Sidney  was  suspected  during  the  Commonwealth, 
and  after  the  Restoration  his  known  anti-monarchical  opinions 
led  to  his  being  arrested  on  the  flimsiest  excuse  after  he  had 
come  from  abroad  and  to  his  execution  on  Tower  Hill  in  1682 
for  alleged  complicity  in  the  Rye  House  Plot.  A  less  sincere 
man  would  probably  have  returned  to  the  Royalist  ranks  after 
his  quarrel  with  the  regicides,  or  would  have  sought  to  make 
his  peace  on  the  Restoration.  When  it  was  complained  that 
his  scruples  were  extravagant  and  overstrained  he  replied  "  I 
cannot  help  it  if  I  judge  amiss.  I  walk  in  the  light  God  hath 
given  me  ;  if  it  be  dim  or  uncertain  I  must  bear  the  penalty 
of  my  errors."  The  "unconquered  patriot  "  met  his  fate  with 
extraordinary  heroism  and  after  his  execution  the  body  was 
given  to  his' family  and  was  duly  interred  in  the  Sidney  vault 
in  Penshurst  Church. 

Algernon  Sidney's  brother,  Henry,  Earl  of  Romney,  became 
Master  of  the  Ordnance  to  William  III.,  and  it  is  said  that  his 
family    heraldic    charge,    the    pheon,    is    the    origin    of    the 


xvi  PENSHURST  CHURCH  335 

now  familiar  "  broad  arrow."  The  story  runs  that  in  his 
official  position  he  found  so  many  public  stores,  &c,  going 
astray  for  want  of  a  uniform  stamp  that  he  used  his  heraldic 
pheon  for  the  purpose,  and  since,  conventionalised,  this  has 
become  the  common  Government  mark.  The  wanderer  about 
country  places  will  come  across  broad-arrow  inscribed  stones  in 
all  manner  of  places,  the  mark  having  been  placed  by  officials 
engaged  in  the  Ordnance  Survey.  Another  account,  however, 
says  that  the  mark  arose  from  a  broad  barbed  arrow  or  javelin 
being  carried  before  royalty,  while  yet  another  says  that  the 
mark  as  employed  by  the  Survey  is  a  kind  of  hieroglyphic  to  de- 
note the  points  from  which  trigonometrical  measurements  have 
been  made.     At  Penshurst  we  may  well  believe  the  first  version. 

The  church  which,  as  has  been  said,  stands  close  to  the  Place 
in  a  small  but  beautiful  churchyard  has  been  much  restored 
(by  Sir  Gilbert  Scott),  but  a  small  portion  of  it,  being  more 
than  a  century  older  than  Sir  John  de  Pulteney's  great  hall,  is 
probably  part  of  the  church  built  by  one  of  the  Penchesters 
about  1200.  Within  are  a  number  of  interesting  monuments 
and  brasses,  the  Sidney  tombs  claiming,  as  might  be  expected, 
a  goodly  share  of  attention.  Here,  as  in  a  few  other  old  places 
in  our  county,  there  is  a  surviving  link  with  the  past  in  the 
custom  of  ringing  the  Curfew  bell  each  evening  from  Michael- 
mas to  Lady  Day. 

Before  leaving  the  staid  and  comfortable  village  the  tasteful 
new  stone  Village  Hall  and  Club  should  be  visited,  as  this 
seems  a  model  of  what  such  places  should  be — simple  yet 
dignified  and  pleasing  in  architectural  appearance. 

Just  to  the  north  of  Penshurst  Park,  on  the  further  side  of 
the  railway,  is  Leigh — pronounced  locally  "  Lie  " — a  village  with 
a  pleasant  green  and  many  neat  cottages  built  in  the  olden 
manner.  At  the  mansion  of  Hall  Place  here  lived  for  some 
years,  and  died  in  1886,  Samuel  Morley,  a  politician  and 
philanthropist,  summed  up  as  one  who  "  had  all  the  busi- 
ness talents  of  a  man  of  this  world  and  all  the  warmth  of 
heart  and  piety  of  a  man  of  the  next."  In  the  church  is  an 
undated  brass  of  a  character  sufficiently  unusual  to  call  for 
mention  here  ;  it  represents  the  half  figure  of  a  female  rising 
from  an  altar  tomb  in  which  the  body  is  shown  clad  in  a  shroud. 
She  is  saying,  "  Behold,  o  lord,  I  com  willingly,"  while  the 
tomb  is  inscribed,  "  Farre  well  all  ye  Tell  you  come  to  me." 


336  THE  CHIDING  STONE  chap. 

Immediately  to  the  west  of  Penshurst  Park  is  the  estate  of 
Redleaf,  long  celebrated  for  its  beautiful  gardens,  with  the  Eden 
— here  considerably  widened — flowing  along  its  western  side. 
The  confluence  of  the  Eden  and  the  Medway  is  a  little  below 
the  Penshurst  bridge.  Further  west  again  is  the  beautiful  little 
village  of  Chiddingstone,  one  of  the  most  unmodernised  of  old 
places  we  have  to  show.  Its  line  of  timbered  houses  near  the 
church  is  unspoiled  by  the  close  contiguity  of  any  new  ones, 
and  its  butchers'  shop,  with  an  opening  in  the  side  wall  up  an 
alley  way,  by  way  of  a  "shop  front,"  is  an  interesting  survival. 
In  the  Park  at  the  back  of  this  attractive  village  "street"  is  a 
great  boulder  of  sandstone  known  as  the  Chiding  Stone, 
traditionally  the  source  of  the  name  of  the  parish,  and  said  to 
have  been  a  Druidical  judgment-seat.  Those  matter-of-fact 
folk  who  would  destroy  all  our  cherished  illusions  point  out 
that  the  rock  is  probably  in  its  natural  position  though  admit- 
ing  that  it  may  have  been  utilised  as  a  gathering-place  for  the 
neighbourhood  at  important  crises. 

Beyond  Chiddingstone  the  branching  road  may  be  followed 
north  across  the  Eden,  and  by  the  hamlet  of  Bough  Beech 
above  the  long,  deep  railway  cutting,  towards  the  wooded 
Sevenoaks  range,  from  which  the  clump  of  trees  on  eight- 
hundred-feet-high  Toy's  ("  Ties  ")  Hill  shows  out  as  a  bold 
landmark,  or  south-westerly  to  Markbeech.  In  either  case 
the  next  point  of  special  attraction  to  most  people  will  be 
Hever  Castle  of  romantic  memories. 

Long  left  more  or  less  neglected,  and  partly  used  as  a 
farmhouse,  Hever,  a  few  years  ago,  was  purchased  by  Mr. 
William  Waldorf  Astor,  and  has  been  so  restored  and  added  to, 
that  it  starts  upon  a  renewed  lease  of  life  as  one  of  the  noblest  old 
residences  that  Kent  has  to  show.  I  do  not  propose  to  discuss 
the  general  question  of  the  restoration  of  ancient  buildings, 
though  the  thick-and-thin  opponents  of  all  such  architectural 
restoration  would  apparently  let  a  thing  crumble  to  nothing 
rather  than  allow  the  renewal  of  decayed  portions  and  the  whole 
thus  to  last  for  future  generations.  It  is  a  struggle  between 
sentiment  and  common-sense,  and  certainly  common-sense 
seems  to  have  the  better  argument.  Hever  Castle  was  a  more  or 
less  neglected  ruin  ;  it  is  a  restored  mansion  full  of  interest, 
the  restoration  being  carried  out  with  careful  attention  to  the 
history  of  the  structure.     So  careful,  indeed,  has  the  attention 


xvi  A  ROYAL  WOOING  337 

to  detail  been,  that  the  modern  transverse  oak  flooring  of 
a  corridor  was  not  allowed  to  remain,  because  in  the  olden 
days  such  timbers  were  never  put  any  way  but  longitudinally. 
Now  the  Castle  has  been  restored,  and  the  new  owner  has  built 
a  veritable  village  of  "guest  houses"  in  its  immediate 
neighbourhood.  These  are  all  designed  in  the  Tudor  style, 
and  are  connected  by  a  bridge  and  subway  with  the  old  stone 
main  edifice.  The  River  Eden  has  here  been  widened  into  a 
lake,  and  an  extensive  tract  of  land  enclosed  as  a  deer  park. 

Hever  Castle  was  built  in  the  days  when  the  nobleman's 
strongly  fortified  residence  was  gradually  giving  way  to  the  fine 
mansion — Penshurst  marked  a  further  stage  in  this  evolution — 
and  thus  its  main  defence  was  in  its  broad  moat  and  its 
embattled  entrance  and  portcullis.  But  little  remains  of  the 
castellated  house  built  by  Sir  William  de  Hevre  in  the  reign  of 
the  third  Edward,  and  our  interest  in  the  place  begins  with  the 
purchase  of  the  estate  and  commencement  of  the  present  castle,  in 
the  thirty-seventh  year  of  the  reign  of  Henry  VI.,  by  Sir  Geoffrey 
Boleyn,  who  had  been  Lord  Mayor  of  London.  From  him  it 
descended  to  his  grandson,  Sir  Thomas  Boleyn,  whose  daughter 
Anne  was  born  just  four  hundred  years  ago.  What  was  that 
fateful  woman's  birthplace  has  not  been  ascertained,  but  Hever 
is  one  of  the  places  claiming  that  distinction.  There  seems 
no  doubt,  however,  that  here  she  passed  her  childhood,  and 
here  she  may  have  been  wooed  by  Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  before 
the  poet  had  to  give  way  to  the  Prince,  and  here,  certainly, 
Henry  VIIL  visited  her  during  the  years  of  their  strange 
courtship ;  indeed  one  tradition  says  that  it  was  in  the  Castle 
gardens  that  Henry  and  Anne  first  met.  Certainly  here  he 
addressed  to  her  some  of  those  love-letters  breathing  a 
fervid  strain  to  which  the  tragic  close  of  Anne's  life  seems  an 
impossible  sequel.  Here  are  two  of  those  letters,  the  one 
accompanying  a  present,  the  second  acknowledging  one — 

"  My  mistress  and  friend,  my  heart  and  I  surrender  ourselves  into  your 
hands,  beseeching  you  to  hold  us  commended  to  your  favour,  and  that  by 
absence  your  affection  to  us  may  not  be  lessened  :  for  it  were  a  great  pity 
to  increase  our  pain,  of  which  absence  produces  enough  and  more  than  I 
could  ever  have  thought  could  be  felt,  reminding  us  of  a  point  in  astronomy 
which  is  this  :  the  longer  the  days  are,  the  more  distant  is  the  sun,  and 
nevertheless  the  hotter  ;  so  is  it  with  our  love,  for  by  absence  we  are  kept 
a  distance  from  one  another,  and  yet  it  retains  its  fervour,  at  least  on  my 
side  ;  I  hope  the  like  on  yours,  assuring  you  that  on  my  part  the  pain  of 

Z 


338  ANNE  BOLEYN  chap. 

absence  is  already  too  great  for  me ;  and  when  I  think  of  the  increase  of 
that  which  I  am  forced  to  suffer,  it  would  be  almost  intolerable,  but  for  the 
nrm  hope  I  have  of  your  unchangeable  affection  for  me  :  and  to  remind 
you  of  this  sometimes,  and  seeing  that  I  cannot  be  personally  present  with 
you,  I  now  send  you  the  nearest  thing  I  can  to  that,  namely,  my  picture 
set  in  a  bracelet,  with  the  whole  of  the  device,  which  you  already  know, 
wishing  myself  in  their  place,  if  it  should  please  you.  This  is  from  the 
hand  of  your  loyal  servant  and  friend. 

H.  R." 

"  For  a  present  so  beautiful  that  nothing  could  be  more  so  (considering 
the  whole  of  it),  I  thank  you  most  cordially,  not  only  on  account  of  the 
fine  diamond  and  the  ship  in  which  the  solitary  damsel  is  tossed  about,  but 
chiefly  for  the  fine  interpretation  and  the  too  humble  submission  which 
your  goodness  hath  used  towards  me  in  this  case  ;  for  I  think  it  would  be 
very  difficult  for  me  to  find  an  occasion  to  deserve  it,  if  I  were  not  assisted 
by  your  great  humanity  and  favour,  which  I  have  always  sought  to  seek, 
and  will  seek  to  preserve  by  all  the  kindness  in  my  power,  in  which  my 
hope  has  placed  its  unchangeable  intention,  which  says,  Aut  illic,  aut 
nitllibi. 

The  demonstrations  of  your  affection  are  such,  the  beautiful  mottoes  of 
the  letter  so  cordially  expressed,  that  they  oblige  me  for  ever  to  honour, 
love,  and  serve  you  sincerely,  beseeching  you  to  continue  in  the  same  firm 
and  constant  purpose,  assuring  you  that,  on  my  part,  I  will  surpass  it 
rather  than  make  it  reciprocal,  if  loyalty  of  heart  and  a  desire  to  please 
you  can  accomplish  this. 

I  beg,  also,  if  at  any  time  before  this  I  have  in  any  way  offended  you, 
that  you  would  give  me  the  same  absolution  that  you  ask,  assuring  you 
that  henceforward  my  heart  shall  be  dedicated  to  you  alone.  I  wish  my 
person  was  so  too.  God  can  do  it,  if  He  pleases,  to  whom  I  pray  every 
day  for  that  end,  hoping  that  at  length  my  prayers  will  be  heard.  I  wish 
the  time  may  be  short,  but  I  shall  think  it  long  till  we  see  one  another. 

Written  by  the  hand  of  that  secretary,  who  in  heart,  body,  and  will  is, 
Your  loyal  and  most  assured  servant, 


(  A.  B. ) 


H.  aullre   \  A.  si.  J    tie  cuerse  R. " 


V 


Of  Anne  herself  the  most  varied  accounts  are  given.  To 
some  writers  she  owed  her  fate  to  the  ambition  of  her  father, 
which  led  him  to  sacrifice  his  daughter  to  the  passion  of  a 
rapacious  tyrant ;  to  others  she  was  just  an  ambitious  woman 
herself,  sacrificing  everything  to  becoming  Queen  ;  then,  again, 
she  is  sometimes  referred  to  as  a  most  beautiful  woman,  while 
the  Venetian  Ambassador  wrote  of  her— with  the  license,  let  us 
hope,  of  one  sent  to  lie  abroad  for  the  good  of  his  country — 


XVI  GHOSTS  AT  PENSHURST  339 

that  "  Madame  Anne  is  not  one  of  the  handsomest  women  in 
the  world.  She  is  of  middling  stature,  swarthy  complexion, 
long  neck,  wide  mouth,  bosom  not  much  raised,  and  has  in 
fact  nothing  but  the  King's  great  appetite  and  her  eyes,  which 
are  black  and  beautiful."  Against  this  may  be  set  the  de- 
scription of  "  the  rare  and  admirable  beauty  of  the  fresh  and 
young  lady "  by  her  avowed  admirer  Wyatt,  from  which  we 
may  gather  that  it  was  not  so  much  regularity  of  features  and 
delicacy  of  colouring  as  the  je-ne-sais-quoi  of  beauty  which 
captivated  her  various  admirers.  "  In  this  noble  imp,"  says  he, 
"  the  graces  of  nature  graced  by  a  gracious  education  seemed 
even  at  first  to  have  promised  bliss  unto  hereafter  times.  She  was 
taken  at  that  time  to  have  a  beauty  not  so  whitly  clear  and 
fresh,  above  all  we  may  esteem,  which  appeared  much  more 
excellent  by  her  favour  passing  sweet  and  cheerful,  and  these 
both  also  increased  by  her  noble  presence  of  shape  and 
fashion,  representing  both  mildness  and  majesty  more  than  can 
be  expressed." 

Seeing  the  destiny  of  the  young  beauty  of  Hever — long 
wooed  by  a  king  already  married,  then  raised  to  the  dizzy 
height  of  Queen,  only  after  a  brief  reign  to  lose  her  head  on 
Tower  Hill — it  is  not  to  be  wondered  at  that  a  local  supersti- 
tion declared  that  her  ghost  haunted  the  place  of  her  happy 
girlhood.  The  ghost  was  said  to  cross  the  bridge  over  the 
Eden  each  Christmastide.  I  have  not  heard  of  any  recent 
appearance.  Hever  Castle  too  is  said  to  have  had  another 
ghost — the  shrouded  spirit  of  a  farmer  named  Humphrey  who 
had  been  robbed  and  killed  in  the  neighbourhood ;  this 
uncanny  manifestation  — so  runs  the  story — was  effectually  laid 
by  the  Rector  with  the  aid  of  a  bowl  of  Red  Sea  water ! 

Hever  was,  on  the  death  of  Anne's  father,  taken  over  by  the 
King,  who  bestowed  it  on  his  ill-favoured  and  repudiated 
Queen  Anne  of  Cleves,  who  is  said  by  unsupported  tradition 
to  have  died  here.  The  most  conclusive  proof  that  she  did  so 
was  that  her  death  chamber  was  long  pointed  out. 

Hever  Church  stands,  as  a  number  of  our  Kentish  churches 
do,  at  an  angle  of  the  road  in  the  village  and  near  it  is  the 
ugly  red-brick  entrance  to  the  drive  leading  down  to  the 
renovated  Castle.  The  church  is  on  a  small  eminence  so  that 
its  spire  forms  a  landmark  for  some  distance  round.  In  the 
Boleyn  Chapel  is  the  ornate  brass  to  the  memory  to  Anne 

z  2 


340  A  HILLY  DISTRICT  ch.  xvi 

Boleyn's  father,  the  unhappy  man  whose  ambition  was  so 
realised  that  he  saw  his  daughter  crowned  only  to  see  her 
shortly  afterwards,  and  his  son  also,  executed.  He  survived 
them  less  than  two  years,  the  inscription  on  his  tomb  running, 
"  Here  lieth  Sir  Thomas  Bullen  Knight  of  the  Order  of  the 
Garter  Erie  of  Wilscher  and  Erie  of  Ormunde  wiche 
decessed  the  twelve  dai  of  Marche  in  the  iere  of  our  Lorde 
1538."  It  must  have  been  a  melancholy  ending  for  the  man 
who  had  shone  so  long  at  courts,  though  his  faithful  steward 
wrote  that  "  he  made  the  end  of  a  good  Christian  man,  ever 
remembering  the  goodness  of  Christ." 

A  couple  of  miles  or  so  west  of  Hever  is  Edenbridge,  near 
to  the  Surrey  border,  where  another  Kent  Brook,  before  its 
junction  with  the  Eden,  forms  the  county  boundary. 
Edenbridge  is  a  small,  unattractive  town  mostly  scattered 
along  the  high  road ;  south  and  north  of  it  the  country  rises 
through  varied  and  well  wooded  scenery,  in  the  one  direction 
to  Markbeech,  Cowden  and  the  Sussex  border,  in  the  other 
to  Crockham  and  its  wooded  hill,  at  the  further  side  of  which 
lies  Westerham.  From  the  summit  of  Crockham  Hill  we 
have  an  extensive  view  not  only  of  the  valley  from  which  we 
have  risen  but  across  it  into  Sussex  and  westerly  into  Surrey. 


CHAPTER   XVII 

WESTERHAM    AND    SEVENOAKS 

At  Westerham  we  are  at  the  head  of  the  valley  of  the 
Darent,  coming  over  into  which  from  that  of  the  Eden  we 
can  cross  the  range  of  sandstone  hills  at  its  highest  part — the 
whole  of  it  from  the  county  boundary  at  Kent  Hatch  to 
beyond  Sevenoaks  being  rarely  less  than  five  hundred  feet 
above  the  sea,  and  the  highest  point,  a  couple  of  miles  to  the 
south-west  of  Westerham,  being  just  over  eight  hundred  feet 
and  the  highest  bit  of  our  county.  This  is  Toy's  Hill,  from 
which  a  rapidly  descending  road  to  Brasted  may  be  followed 
over  The  Chart — properly  so  named,  for  though  we  have  many 
"Charts"1  in  the  county,  this  is  the  most  extensive — or  a 
delightful  footpath  way  may  take  us  by  the  strangely  named 
hamlet  of  French  Street  and  Chartsedge  to  Westerham.  At 
Chartsedge  lived  for  many  years,  and  died  in  1848,  a  zealous 
delver  into  Kentish  history,  the  Rev.  Thomas  Streatfield,  who 
had  projected  a  large  "History  of  Kent,"  to  be  published  in 
ten  folio  parts  at  two  guineas  each,  had  amassed  much  material 
for  this  work,  but  did  not  live  to  write  it.  Those  materials — 
forming  fifty-two  volumes — are  now  in  the  British  Museum. 
From  the  less  lofty  Crockham  Hill  we  cross  pine-grown 
commons  to  Westerham.  Before  going  down  into  the  valley  a 
visit  should  be  paid  to  the  ragstone  quarries  here. 

Westerham  is  a   clean-looking   pleasant  town    writh    narrow 
approaches  giving  on    to   a  broad  main  street   above    which 

1  Chart — "a   rough   common,  overrun    with   gorse,    broom,   bracken." 
Parish  and  Shaw's  Dictionary  of  Kentish  Dialect. 


342 


THE  CONQUEROR  OF  QUEBEC 


CHAP. 


stands  the  church,  a  centre  of  interest  for  several  reasons. 
Here,  from  the  eastern  end  of  the  edifice,  is  to  be  had  a 
beautiful  view  along  the  narrow  valley  which  is  bounded 
on  the  north  by  the  hilly  country  of  the  chalk  and  on  the  south 
by  that  of  the  sand  with  their  markedly  different  characters. 
Within,  the  church  has  brasses  and  other  monuments  to  show 
the  curious  in  such  matters,  and  a  local  memorial  to  Westerham's 
acknowledged   most  famous   son,    General    James   Wolfe,  the 


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IVesterham  Church. 


conqueror  of  Quebec.  The  Westerharn  folk  in  the  inscription 
recognise  Wolfe's  pre-eminence  in  their  town  annals— 

"With  humble  grief  inscribe  one  artless  stone, 
And  from  thy  matchless  honours  date  our  own." 

Wolfe  was  born  at  the  vicarage  house  here,  on  January  2nd, 
1727,  and  a  cenotaph  in  the  grounds  of  Squerryes  Court  marks 
the  spot  on  which  he  received  his  first  commission.  It  was 
hither    that    Mr.    Henry    Esmond    Warrington    rode    from 


xvii  WESTERHAM  IN  FICTION  343 

Oakhurst  with  Colonel  Lambert ;  here  he  stayed  the  night 
with  Colonel  Wolfe's  people  and  hence  he  rode  on  the  fol- 
lowing morning  to  Tunbridge  Wells  with  that  brilliant  young 
officer — "that  tallow-faced  Put  with  the  carroty  hair,"  as 
vinous  Jack  Morris  described  him — as  is  pleasantly  set  out  in 
the  twenty-fourth  chapter  of  the  romance  of  "  The  Virginians," 
already  referred  to  in  the  previous  chapter. 

Other  famous  folk  born  at  Westerham  were  John  Frith,  the 
friend  of  Tyndale,  burned  at  Smithfield  on  July  4th,  1533,  and 
the  worthy  and  wordy  Bishop  Benjamin  Hoadley  (1676).  In 
fiction  too  the  town  has  a  place  besides  that  in  Thackeray's 
romance,  for  near  here,  as  Jane  Austen's  admirers  may  like  to 
be  reminded,  was  the  parsonage  of  Mr.  Collins — a  kind  of 
clerical  Uriah  Heep — whose  courting  is  recounted  in  some  of 
the  amusing  early  chapters  of  "  Pride  and  Prejudice  "  and  at 
whose  humble  residence  Elizabeth  Bennett  visited  him  and 
the  friend  who,  on  her  refusal,  had  caught  his  heart  at  the 
rebound. 

The  little  Darent,  Spenser's 

"still  Darent,  in  whose  waters  clean 
Ten  thousand  fishes  p'-ay,  and  deck  his  pleasant  stream," 

rises  in  the  grounds  of  Squerryes  Court,  and  flows  easterly  by 
Brasted,  Sundridge  and  Chipstead  until  it  turns  north  and 
passes  through  a  break  in  the  chalk  hills  by  Otford. 

North  of  Westerham,  across  the  valley,  is  the  steep  Westerham 
Hill  crossed  near  its  foot  by  the  Pilgrims'  Way  — with  hedges 
festooned  by  the  Travellers'  Joy.  A  chalk  pit  in  the  hill- 
side forms  a  staking  landmark  all  along  the  valley.  To 
the  north  of  this  hill,  on  ground  but  a  few  feet  lower,  is  the 
high-perched  Cudham  Church,  centre  of  a  widely  scattered 
parish  which  has  at  its  southern  extremity  a  lonely  place  of 
gruesome  memories  from  its  association  with  a  notorious 
tragedy  of  a  generation  ago.  The  westerly  part  of  the  parish, 
a  few  years  since  as  quiet  and  retired  a  place  as  could  be 
found  within  eighteen  miles  of  London,  has  been  invaded 
by  suburban  villadom.  Cudham  church  dominates  a  wooded 
district,  its  spire  a  landmark  for  some  distance,  and  a  very 
extensive  view  is  afforded  from  its  churchyard  in  which 
are  some  magnificent  old  yews.  On  one  occasion  the  vicar 
cf  Cudham  was  called  upon  to  baptise  four  children  "  of  the 


344  KNOCKHOLT  BEECHES  chap. 

same  birth  " — twinned  twins — and  the  story  runs  that  a  boy 
being  sent  to  the  clergyman  to  come  and  baptise  "a  parcel 
of  children,"  the  Vicar  inquired  how  many  there  were,  and 
the  boy  answered,  "  three  when  I  came,  but  God  knows  how 
many  there  may  be  before  you  get  there  ! "  The  four  were  all 
buried  four  days  later. 

Not  far  from  Cudham  on  the  higher  part  of  the  chalk  over- 
looking the  valley  from  which  we  have  come  is  Knockholt,  a 
pleasant  little  village  chiefly  notable  for  its  clump  of  tall 
beeches  (770  feet  above  sea  level)  occupying  a  small  hollow 
on  the  hill-top.  In  clear  weather  it  is  said  that  the  dome  of 
St.  Paul's  Cathedral  may  be  seen  from  this  spot — but  my 
visits  have  never  been  in  weather  sufficiently  clear  for  that.  It 
is  also  claimed  that  the  dome-like  clump  itself  has  been 
recognised — in  like  favourable  climatic  conditions — by  westerly 
observers  from  Leith  Hill,  in  Surrey,  and  by  northerly 
observers  from  Harrow-on-the-Hill.  The  derivation  of  the 
name  of  Knockholt,  as  of  other  places,  has  exercised  the  wits  of 
various  people.  Hasted  suggested  that  it  means,  Noke  or  corner, 
and  holt  or  wood,  while  another  ingenious  person  describes 
the  word  as  deriving  from  Ock-holt  or  Oak-wood,  thus  North 
Ockholt  =  N.  Ockholt  =  [Kjnockholt  ! 

Coming  down  into  the  valley  again  from  Knockholt  we 
reach  the  fine  expanse  of  Chevening  Park  once  crossed  by 
the  Pilgrims'  Road,  but  at  the  lodge  gate  of  which  the  modern 
pilgrim  is  told  that  he  may  not  pass  but  must  go  by  the  road 
skirting  the  park — in  other  words,  he  must  take  three  sides  of  a 
square,  and  walk  over  two  miles  instead  of  little  more  than 
half  a  mile  to  the  small  village  of  Chevening,  the  first  village 
on  the  ancient  road,  now  a  little  used  byway  between  wide 
farmlands,  since  leaving  the  Surrey  boundary  near  Titsey  Hill. 
The  old  way  was  closed  by  an  Act  of  Parliament  obtained  by 
the  owner,  Lord  Stanhope,  in  1780.  At  the  time  that  that  Act 
was  passed  there  was  at  Chevening  the  owner's  little  daughter 
(who  had  been  born  there  four  years  earlier)  destined  to  make 
a  notable  appearance  in  the  world  and  to  be  remembered  by 
posterity  as  a  clever  eccentric.  This  was  Lady  Hester 
Stanhope,  whose  childhood  was  passed  here  at  Chevening. 
When  she  was  seven-and-twenty  her  uncle,  the  great  William 
Pitt,  asked  her  to  keep  house  for  him  and  made  her  his 
trusted  confidant,  though  her  eccentric  ways  and  ready  speech 


xvn  A  ZEALOUS  ANGLER  345 

caused  comment  on  the  part  of  some  of  Pitt's  friends.  His 
reply  to  such  comment  was,  "  I  let  her  do  as  she  pleases  ;  for 
if  she  were  resolved  to  cheat  the  devil  she  could  do  it." 
Pitt's  death  in  1806  destroyed  all  Lady  Hester's  ambitions. 
In  1810  she,  -'Chatham's  fiery  granddaughter,"  went  abroad, 
and  four  years  later  settled  in  a  strange  home  on  the  slopes  of 
Mount  Lebanon,  where  she  died  "in  proud  isolation"  in  1839, 
and  where  she  was  visited  by  A.  W.  Kinglake,  as  recorded  in 
one  of  the  most  attractive  chapters  of  that  fascinating  travel 
book,  "Eothen." 

Chevening  Place,  where  this  eccentric  lady  was  born,  was 
originally  designed  by  Inigo  Jones  but  has  been  greatly  altered. 
The  church,  near  the  eastern  entrance  to  the  park,  one  of 
the  few  churches  built  actually  on  the  course  of  the  Pilgrims' 
Road,  has  many  features  of  interest.  Dunton  Green,  a  little 
further  east,  is  mostly  a  new  place  near  the  junction  whence 
starts  the  branch  railway  to  Westerham. 

Returning  to  the  south  side  of  the  Darent  at  the  foot  of  the 
hills  along  which  the  stream  flows  we  come  a  couple  of  miles 
from  Westerham  to  Brasted,  the  place  at  which  Napoleon  III. 
stayed,  and  whence  he  set  out  in  1840  to  make  his  descent 
upon  France,  a  descent  doomed  to  failure  from  the  first  and 
rendered  ridiculous  by  the  carrying  with  the  expedition  of  a 
tame  eagle.  The  difference  between  the  symbolic  eagle  of 
Napoleon  the  Great  and  the  tame  eagle  of  his  successor  was 
the  difference  between  the  two  men  as  seen  in  the  light  of 
history. 

Sundridge,  next  along  the  road  which  here  runs  closely 
parallel  with  the  Darent — thus  early  in  its  course  utilised  for 
serving  a  mill — is  a  pleasing  little  village.  From  Brasted  to 
Sundridge  the  Darent  flows  through  the  lovely  park  of  Combe 
Bank  conspicuous  for  its  noble  trees.  There  used  also  to  be  an 
estate  south  of  the  village  belonging  to  the  Isley  family— to 
several  members  of  which  there  are  old  monuments  in  the 
church — but  this  was  forfeited  when  the  Isleys  joined  in 
Wyatt's  Rebellion.  Here  lived  an  enthusiastic  angler  who 
made  fish-ponds  at  this  and  other  seats  he  owned,  and  he 
even  went  so  far  as  to  have  fish-ponds  made  at  the  top  of  his 
house  at  Sundridge,  as  was  set  forth  in  a  poem  on  "  The 
Genteel  Recreation,"  by  John  Whitney  in  1700.  When 
Walton    wrote   his   book    half  a   century   earlier  angling  was 


346  A  FULSOME  FLATTERER  chap. 

the  "  Contemplative  man's  recreation " — the  change  from 
contemplation  to  gentility  seems  to  mark  the  change  between 
the  mid-seventeenth  century  and  the  early  eighteenth.  The 
church  with  some  fine  trees  about  it  stands  near  Sundridge 
Place  above  the  village. 

Combe  Bank  was  long  a  seat  of  the  Campbell  family,  and 
the  Duke  of  Argyll  sat  in  the  House  of  Lords  as  Baron 
Sundridge  until  in  1892  Queen  Victoria  made  him  a  Duke  of 
the  United  Kingdom.  Bishop  Tenison  of  Ossory — not  to  be 
confused  with  his  cousin  the  Archbishop — was  rector  here  for 
a  time  and  presented  the  brass  chandelier  to  the  church. 
Another  cleric  associated  with  the  place  was  Beilby  Porteus, 
Bishop  of  London,  who  was  wont  to  retire  here  for  the 
summer,  and  on  his  death  in  1S06  was,  by  his  own  request, 
buried  here.  At  the  age  of  twenty-eight  Porteus  won  the 
Seatonian  Prize  for  a  poem  on  "  Death  "  in  which  he  lauded 
George  II.  in  so  fulsome  a  fashion  that  a  century  later  he 
came  in  for  severe  castigation  from  Thackeray  when  the 
novelist  was  reviewing  the  unlovely  days  of  "The  Four 
Georges."  This  is  how  the  future  bishop  wrote  of  "  one  who 
had  neither  dignity,  learning,  morals,  nor  wit — who  tainted  a 
great  society  by  a  bad  example,  who,  in  youth,  manhood,  old 
age,  was  gross,  low,  and  sensual ":  — 

"  While  at  his  feet  expiring  Faction  lay, 
No  contest  left  but — who  should  best  obey  ; 
Saw  in  his  offspring  all  himself  renewed  ; 
The  same  fair  path  of  glory  still  pursued  ; 
Saw  to  young  George  Augusta's  care  impart 
Whate'er  could  raise  and  humanise  the  heart  ; 
Blend  all  his  grandsire's  virtues  with  his  own, 
And  form  their  mingled  radiance  for  the  throne — 
No  further  blessing  could  on  earth  be  given — 
The  next  degree  of  happiness  was — heaven." 

The  most  ardent  upholder  of  the  divine  right  of  kings 
would  admit  that  young  Mr.  Porteus  did  indulge  in  flattery, 
but  at  his  grave  we  may  remember  rather  his  earnest  work  in 
the  anti-slavery  cause,  his  zeal  for  religious  observance,  his 
attempts  to  ameliorate  the  condition  of  the  poorer  clergy. 

Perhaps  a  more,  attractive  figure  recalled  by  a  visit  to 
Sundridge  Church  is  that  of  the  Hon.  Mrs.  Anne  Seymour 
Darner,  the  daughter  of  Horace  Walpole's  great  friend,  Field- 


xvn  "DAMER'S  CHISEL"  347 

Marshal  Conway,  and  herself  a  great  "  pet,"  and  finally 
residuary  legatee,  of  the  famous  dilettante  and  letter-writer. 
A  granddaughter  of  the  fourth  Duke  of  Argyll,  Mrs.  Damer 
is  not  only  buried  here  but  she  is  represented  by  several 
evidences  of  her  talent  as  sculptor,  including  the  monument 
to  her  mother.  As  an  "  amateur  fine  lady  "  Mrs.  Darner  was 
overpraised  by  her  contemporaries  for  her  sculpture  ;  her  best 
known  work — the  heads  of  Thames  and  Isis  on  the  bridge  at 
Henley-on-Thames — was  especially  lauded,  and  two  of  her 
busts  were  eulogised  by  Erasmus  Darwin  in — of  all  things — his 
"  Economy  of  Vegetation  " — 

"  Long  with  soft  touch  shall  Darner's  chisel  charm, 
With  grace  delight  us  and  with  beauty  warm  ; 
Foster's  fine  form  shall  hearts  unborn  engage. 
And  Melbourne's  smile  enchant  another  age." 

When  Anne  Seymour  Conway  was  a  child  she  was  reproved 
by  David  Hume  for  laughing  at  the  work  of  an  Italian  street 
sculptor,  the  philosopher  adding  that  she  should  not  laugh  at 
that  which  she  could  not  do.  The  girl  was  piqued  and 
immediately  modelled  a  head  in  wax  and  then  proceeded 
to  carve  it  in  stone.  One  critic  declared  that  her  whole  life 
as  sculptor  was  spent  in  persistently  trying  to  refute  Hume's 
doubts  of  her  ability  ! 

Before  the  lady  sculptor's  time  Mary  Bellenden,  the  beautiful 
and  lively  Maid  of  Honour,  who  was  offered  and  scorned  the 
love  of  a  Prince  of  Wales,  and  married  one  of  the  Grooms  of 
his  Bedchamber,  Colonel  Campbell,  resided  here  and  wrote 
hence  some  of  those  frank  and  spirited  letters  which  admirably 
represent  their  time  though  they  offended  the  sensitive  John 
Wilson  Croker.  One  of  her  letters  may  be  given  as  showing 
the  interest  which  the  Court  beauty  took  in  home  affairs. 

"Combe-Bank,  April  \oth  (1723). 

"How  do  you  do,  Mrs.  Howard?  that  is  all  I  have  to  say — if  my 
brain  could  have  produced  anything  sooner,  you  should  have  heard  from 
me.  This  afternoon  I  am  taken  with  a  fit  of  writing  ;  but  as  to  matter,  I 
have  nothing  better  to  entertain  you  with  but  to  tell  you  the  news  of  my 
farm.  I  therefore  give  you  the  following  list  of  the  stock  of  eatables  that 
I  am  fatting  for  my  private  tooth.  It  is  well  known  to  the  whole  County 
of  Kent,  that  I  have  four  fat  calves,  two  fat  hogs  fit  for  killing,  twelve 
promising  black  pigs,  four  white  sows  big  with  child,  for  whom  I  have 
great  compassion,  ten  young  chickens,  three  fine  geese,  sitting  with  thirteen 


348  A  SERIES  OF  HILLS  chap. 

eggs  under  each  (several  being  duck  eggs,  else  the  others  do  not  come  to 
maturity)— all  this,  with  rabbits  and  pigeons,  and  carp,  in  plenty,  beef  and 
mutton  at  very  reasonable  rates — (this  is  writ  very  even).  Now,  Mrs. 
Howard,  if  you  have  a  mind  to  stick  your  knife  in  anything  I  have  named, 
say  so.  Nothing  has  happened  here  since  I  came  worth  mentioning  in 
history,  but  a  bloody  retaliation  committed  on  the  body  of  an  Owl  that 
had  destroyed  our  pigeons." 

The  beautiful  Mary  Bellenden,  afterwards  Campbell,  died 
before  she  was  forty,  and  her  husband,  quarter  of  a  century 
after  her  death,  succeeded  to  the  Dukedom  of  Argyll.  Her 
correspondent,  "  Mrs.  Howard,"  was  afterwards  George  the 
Second's  Countess  of  Suffolk. 

Chipstead  is  a  pretty  village  on  the  Darent,  just  south  of 
Chevening.  Beyond,  on  the  main  London  to  Sevenoaks  road, 
is  Riverhead,  where  turning  to  the  right  past  the  parkland  of 
Montreal,  we  may  follow  the  road  to  Sevenoaks,  the  principal 
town  of  our  district  situated  on  high  ground,  though  some 
distance  below  the  summit  of  the  range  of  hills.  Montreal 
received  its  name  from  Sir  Jeffrey  Amherst,  the  conqueror  of 
Canada,  and  capturer  of  Montreal  in  1760. 

Sevenoaks  in  itself  has  no  special  attractiveness  apart  from 
its  position,  but  as  a  centre  for  beautiful  walks  it  may  vie  with 
any  others  in  the  county.  South  and  west  are  the  wooded 
hills  along  the  northern  foot  of  which  we  have  been  coming — 
Sevenoaks  Hill,  Hubbard's  Hill,  Bayley's  Hill,  Ide  Hill,  Toy's 
Hill,  Crockham  Hill.  This  series  of  heights  offers  endless 
variety  of  quiet  walks  and  magnificent  views  over  the  Weald, 
with  only  occasional  retired  hamlets,  such  as  Goathurst  and 
Ide  Hill.  Of  the  last  named  place,  I  have  heard  a  Kentish 
servant  girl  speak  when  referring  to  a  cake  in  which,  as  she 
thought,  the  currants  were  scanty,  "  I  should  think  the  baker 
stood  on  the  top  of  Ide  Hill  and  threw  the  currants  in  the 
dough."  Eastwards  the  hills  run  at  gradually  lower  elevations, 
broken  by  the  valley  through  which  the  Ightham-born  Shode 
runs  southwards  to  join  the  Medway. 

"  Story  !  God  bless  you,  I  have  none  to  tell,  sir,"  has  been 
the  reply  of  Sevenoaks  to  topographical  inquirers,  and  a 
century  ago  the  town  was  described  as  "  chiefly  remarkable  for 
the  many  good  houses  throughout  it,  and  the  respectability  of 
the  inhabitants,"  a  character  which  may  be  endorsed  by  the 
latest  visitors. 


xvii  A  NOTABLE  WAIF 


349 


Despite  its  importance,  Sevenoaks  has  no  greater  event 
recorded  in  its  history  than  a  fight  between  Jack  Cade  and 
his  men  in  1450,  against  a  detachment  of  the  King's  army, 
fifteen  hundred  strong,  when  the  rebels  triumphed,  and  for 
a  time  sent  dismay  into  the  hearts  of  their  opponents. 
Shakespeare  makes  the  scene  ot  the  defeat  of  Sir  Humphrey 
Stafford  and  his  brother  a  part  of  Blackheath,  but  the  success 
of  Cade  was  really  scored  in  the  neighbourhood  of  this  town, 
and  that  "  headstrong  Kentish  man  "  enjoyed  his  brief  hour  of 
triumph  here : 

"  Cade.  Where's  Dick,  the  butcher  of  Ashford  ? 

Dick.   Here,  sir. 

Cade.  They  fell  before  thee  like  sheep  and  oxen,  and  thou  behavedst 
thyself  as  if  thou  hadst  been  in  thine  own  slaughter-house  :  therefore  thus 
will  I  reward  thee,  the  Lent  shall  be  as  long  again  as  it  is  ;  and  thou  shalt 
have  a  licence  to  kill  for  a  hundred  lacking  one. 

Dick.   I  desire  no  more. 
_  Cade.  And,  to  speak  truth,  thou  deservest  no  less,  this  monument  of  the 
victory  will   I   bear    (putting    on    Sir    Humphrey's    hrigandine)  ;    and  the 
bodies  shall  be  dragged  at  my  horse's  heels   till   I  do  come  to  London, 
where  we  will  have  the  mayor's  sword  borne  before  us. 

Dick.  If  we  mean  to  thrive  and  do  good,  break  open  the  gaols  and  let 
out  the  prisoners. 

Cade.  Fear  not  that,  I  warrant  thee.  Come,  let's  march  towards 
London." 

William  Lambarde  tells  us  that  "  about  the  latter  end  of- 
the  reign  of  King  Edward  the  Third  there  was  found  (lying 
in  the  streets  at  Sennocke)  a  poor  childe  whose  parents  were 
unknown,  and  he  (for  the  same  cause)  named,  after  the  place 
that  he  was  taken  up,  William  Sennocke."  This  "  wafe " 
came  to  be  Sir  William  Sevenoke,  Lord  Mayor  of  London 
(141 8),  and  a  very  wealthy  man,  who  gratefully  remembered 
the  place  of  his  origin  by  founding  the  Grammar  School  and 
almshouses  there  (rebuilt  in  the  eighteenth  century). 

In  a  black-letter  pamphlet  of  1592,  by  Richard  Johnson, 
which  tells  the  stories  of  "  The  Nine  Worthies  of  London,"  the 
third  worthy  is  "  Sir  William  Sevenoake,  grocer,  in  the  time  of 
Henrie  the  Fift,"  and  he  is  made  to  tell  of  his  strange 
beginning,  of  his  work  as  a  grocer,  of  his  joining  Henry  V.  in 
his  French  wars  and  fighting  with  the  Dauphin,  of  his  return 
to  grocerdom,  and  of  his  death.  Three  out  of  the  sixteen 
stanzas  may  allow  him  to  speak  for  himself  in  his  native 
town — 


35o  A  WORTHY  GROCER  chap. 

Some  monster  that  did  envie  nature's  worke 

(When  I  was  borne  in  Kent)  did  cast  me  foorth 
In  desert  wildes,  where  though  no  beast,  did  lurke 
To  spoyle  that  life,  the  heavens  made  for  woorth ; 
Under  seaven  oakes  yet  mischief  flung  me  downe, 
Where  I  was  found  and  brought  unto  a  towne. 

Behold  an  ebbe  that  never  thought  to  flowe, 

Behold  a  fall  unlikelie  to  recover  ; 
Behold  a  shrub,  a  weed,  that  grew  full  lowe, 
Behold  a  wren  that  never  thought  to  hover  : 
Behold  how  yet  the  Highest  can  commaund, 
And  make  a  sand  foundation  firmelie  stand.   .   . 

By  testament,  in  Kent  I  built  a  towne, 

And  briefly  calde  it  Seavenoake,  from  my  name  ; 
A  free  schoole  to  sweete  learning,  to  renowne, 
I  placde  for  those  that  playde  at  honour's  game  ; 
Both  land  and  living  to  that  towne  I  gave, 
Before  I  took  possession  of  my  grave." 

Mr.  Johnson  credits  his  "  worthy  "  with  building  Sevenoaks, 
which  is  an  exaggeration,  for  Sir  William,  by  his  testament, 
built  but  the  free  school  and  almshouses  in  the  town. 

The  author  of  the  "  Perambulation  of  Kent,"  though  he  was 
born  in  London,  died  and  was  first  buried  at  Greenwich,  lies 
in  Sevenoaks  Church,  whither  his  body  was  transferred  by  his 
son.  Lambarde's  will  is  a  lengthy  and  interesting  document, 
one  notable  feature  of  which  brings  home  to  us  how  slowly 
social  observances  change.  Many  people  nowadays  protest 
against  funeral  black,  and  here  is  Lambarde  in  1597  saying  : — 

"  my  bodie  I  yeild  to  the  earthe  whereof  yt  is,  to  be  buryed  by  the 
discretion  of  such  as  shall  take  the  care  thereof,  but  with  this  desire  that 
my  funerall  be  performed  without  blacke  or  feastinge." 

The  church  in  which  the  first  of  county  historians  lies  is 
near  the  southern  end  and  highest  part  of  the  town,  forming  a 
conspicuous  landmark.  The  Lambarde  chancel  contains 
memorials  to  many  other  members  of  the  family  associated  with 
Sevenoaks  for  three  and  a  half  centuries.  An  old  seeker 
after  the  humour  of  tombstone  inscriptions  has  recorded  this 
one  of  Sevenoaks : 

"  Grim  death  took  me  without  any  warning, 
I  was  well  at  night,  and  dead  at  nine  in  the  morning." 


xvn  KNOLE  PARK  351 

Never  was  the  uncertainty  of  human  life  put  with  more  matter- 
of-fact  simplicity.  Another  Kentish  gravestone,  which  I  have 
not  been  able  to  localise,  was  said  a  century  ago  to  bear  this 
inscription,  made  by  a  husband  on  the  death  of  his  second  wife 
who  happened  to  be  buried  next  to  his  first  one : 

'  Here  lies  the  body  of  Sarah  Sexton, 
Who  was  a  good  wife,  and  never  vext'd  one  : 
I  can't  say  that  for  her  at  the  next  stone." 

Nearly  opposite  Sevenoaks  church  is  the  principal  entrance  to 
Knole — the  magnificent  park  is  about  six  miles  in  circumference, 
and  has  in  its  splendid  mansion  in  the  centre  one  of  the  noblest 
Tudor  residences  and  one  of  the  richest  private  treasure-houses 
in  the  Kingdom.  Since  Queen  Elizabeth  in  1566  granted  the 
reversion  of  Knole  to  Thomas  Sackville,  Lord  Buckhurst,  after- 
wards first  Earl  of  Dorset,  the  place  has  been  famous,  for  it  was  on 
that  nobleman's  coming  into  the  property  in  1603  that  the  house 
was  largely  rebuilt,  a  couple  of  hundred  men  being  engaged  for 
two  years  over  the  work.  Before  coming  to  the  Sackvilles, 
Knole  had  been  one  of  the  many  palaces  possessed  by  the 
Archbishops  of  Canterbury,  having  been  purchased  by  Arch- 
bishop Bourchier  in  1456  and  attached  by  him  to  the  see. 
Here  successive  primates  entertained  Henry  VII.  and  Henry 
VIII.  until  Cranmer  found  it  advisable  to  make  it  an  item  in 
the  series  of  palatial  presents  which  he  made  to  his  King. 

Though  considerably  added  to  by  the  first  of  the  Sackville 
owners  much  of  the  ancient  edifice  remains— including  Bour- 
chier's  Chapel — in  the  picturesque  pile  of  buildings  with  its  many 
gables.  It  is  a  fitting  centre  to  the  grand  park,  some  of  the 
fine  trees  of  which  nearly  neighbour  the  mansion.  On  certain 
days  the  chief  treasure  rooms  of  Knole  are  opened  to  the  public 
and  then  the  visitor  may  see  it  much  as  Horace  Walpole  saw  it 
in  1752  : 

"  The  outward  court  has  a  beautiful,  decent  simplicity  that  charms  one. 
The  apartments  are  many,  but  not  large.  The  furniture  throughout, 
ancient  magnificence ;  loads  of  portraits,  not  good  nor  curious ;  ebony 
cabinets,  embossed  silver  in  vases,  dishes,  etc.,  embroidered  beds,  stiff 
chairs,  and  sweet  bags  lying  on  velvet  tables,  richly  worked  in  silk  and 
gold.  There  are  two  galleries,  one  very  small  ;  an  old  hall,  and  a  spacious 
great  drawing-room.  There  is  never  a  good  staircase.  The  first  little 
room  you  enter  has  sundry  portraits  of  the  times,  but  they  seem  to  have 
been  bespoke  by  the  yard,  and  drawn  all  by  the  same  painter  ;  one  should 


352  PRIMROSE  SALAD  chap. 

be  happy  if  they  were  authentic  ;  for  among  them  there  is  Dudley  Duke  of 
Northumberland,  Gardiner  of  Winchester,  the  earl  of  Surrey  the  poet, 
when  a  boy,  and  a  Thomas  duke  of  Norfolk  ;  but  I  don't  know  which. 
The  only  fine  picture  is  of  Lord  Goring  and  Endymion  Porter  by  Vandyke. 
There  is  a  good  head  of  the  queen  of  Bohemia,  a  whole  length  of  due 
d'Espernon,  and  another  good  head  of  the  Clifford  countess  of  Dorset.  .  .  . 
In  the  chapel  is  a  piece  of  ancient  tapestry  :  saint  Luke  in  his  first  profes- 
sion. .  .  .  Below  stairs  is  a  chamber  of  poets  and  players,  which  is  proper 
enough  in  that  house  ;  for  the  first  earl  wrote  a  play,  and  the  last  earl  was 
a  poet,  and  I  think  married  a  player." 

Knole,  it  may  be  worth  recalling,  has  been  identified  as  the 
"  original "  which  Lord  Beaconsfield  had  in  mind  when 
describing  Vauxe,  the  seat  of  Lord  St.  Jerome,  in  "  Lothair." 
It  was  in  the  gardens  of  Vauxe  that,  on  Clare  Arundel  presenting 
him  with  some  violets  and  saying  she  could  have  brought  him 
primroses  but  did  not  like  to  mix  the  flowers,  St.  Jerome  sapi- 
ently  remarked,  "  They  say  primroses  make  a  capital  salad." 
In  that  line  some  historians  see  the  germ  that  has  converted 
the  anniversary  of  the  death  of  the  author  of  "Lothair"  into 
Primrose  Day  !  A  striking  piece  of  prophecy  in  this  novel, 
which  has  not  so  far  as  I  am  aware  been  noted,  is  that  where 
Clare  Arundel,  speaking  as  a  Roman  Catholic,  says,  "  Had  I  that 
command  of  wealth  of  which  we  hear  so  much  in  the  present 
day,  and  with  which  the  possessors  seem  to  know  so  little  what 
to  do,  I  would  purchase  some  of  those  squalid  streets  in  West- 
minster, which  are  the  shame  of  the  metropolis,  and  clean  a 
great  space  and  build  a  real  cathedral."  Little  more  than  thirty 
years  after  "  Lothair "  was  written  the  beautiful  Westminster 
Cathedral  was  in  existence. 

It  is  not  necessary  here  to  give  a  guide  to  the  "  ancient  mag- 
nificence "  of  Knole,  but  it  is  interesting  to  recall  the  two  earls 
mentioned  in  the  closing  words  of  the  passage  from  Walpole's 
description.  The  first,  to  whom  Knole  as  it  now  is  owes  so 
much,  was  famous  as  a  .statesmen  and  diplomatist,  a  man  who 
died  at  the  age  of  eighty  in  1608,  leaving,  as  Robert  Southey 
tells  us,  "an  unblemished  memory  in  murderous  times."  It  was 
as  statesman,  as  Lord  High  Steward  and  Lord  Treasurer,  that 
Sackville  was  known  by  his  contemporaries,  but  by  posterity 
he  is  recognised  as  the  author  of  poems  which,  though  few,  are 
singularly  important.  His  "  Induction  to  a  Mirroure  for  Magi- 
strates "  has  been  described  by  Mr.  Sidney  Lee  as  having  no 
rival  among  the  poems  issued  between  Chaucer's  "  Canterbury 


xvn  AN  EARLY  POET  353 

Tales  "  and  Spenser's  "  Faerie  Quene."  Spenser,  indeed,  recog- 
nised Sackville's  position  and  his  own  indebtedness  to  him, 
addressing  one  of  the  seventeen  dedicatory  sonnets  prefixed  to 
"  The  Faerie  Queene  "  "  to  the  Right  Honourable  the  Lord  of 
Buckhurst,  one  of  her  Majestie's  Privie  Counsell  " — 

"  In  vain  I  ihinke,  right  honorable  Lord, 

By  this  rude  rime  to  memorize  thy  name, 
Whose  learned  Muse  hath  writ  her  own  record 

In  golden  verse,  worthy  immortal  fame  : 
Thou  much  more  fit  (were  leasure  to  the  same) 

Thy  gracious  soverains  praises  to  compile 

And  her  imperiall  Majestie  to  frame 

In  loftie  numbers  and  heroicke  stile. 
But,  sith  thou  maist  not  so,  give  leave  a  while 

To  baser  wit  his  power  therein  to  spend, 

Whose  grosse  defaults  thy  daintie  pen  may  file, 

And  unadvised  oversights  amend. 

But  evermore  vouchsafe  it  to  maintaine 

Against  vile  Zoilus  backbitings  vaine. " 

Sackville's  "  Induction "  was  written  long  before  he  was 
inducted  into  Knole  but  three  stanzas  may  be  given  as  taste 
of  the  quality  of  the  first  of  the  two  poets  associated  with  the 
place.  The  stanzas  personify — as  Spenser,  Phineas  Fletcher 
and  other  poets  were  later  given  to  personifying — Misery, 
Sleep  and  Old  Age. 

"  II is  foode/or  most,  was  wylde  fruytes  of  the  tree, 
Unles  sumtimes  sum  crummes  fell  to  his  share. 
Which  in  his  wallet  long,  God  wote,  kept  he, 
As  on  the  which  full  dayntlye  would  he  fare. 
His  drinke  the  running  streame  :  his  cup  the  bare 
Of  his  palme  closed  :  his  bed  the  hard  colde  grounde. 
To  this  poore  life  was  Miserie  ybound.  .  .  . 

By  him  lay  heavy  Slepe  the  cosin  of  death 

Flat  on  the  ground,  and  still  as  any  stone, 

A  very  corps,  save  yelding  forth  a  breath. 

Small  kepe  took  he  whom  Fortune  frowned  on, 

Or  whom  she  lifted  up  into  the  trone 

Of  high  renowne,  but  as  a  living  death, 

So  dead  alyve,  of  lyef  he  drewe  the  breath.  .  . 

And  next  in  order  sad  Old  Age  we  found 
His  beard  all  hoare,  his  iyes  hollow  and  blynde, 
With  drouping  chere  still  poring  on  the  ground, 
As  on  the  place  where  nature  him  assinde 

A    A 


354  A  DESPERATE  DUEL  chap. 

To  rest,  when  that  the  sisters  had  untwynde 
His  vitall  threde,  and  ended  with  theyr  knyfe 
The  fleeting  course  of  fast  declining  life." 

The  poet  is  also  remembered  as  being  part  author,  with  one 
Thomas  Norton,  of  the  earliest  English  tragedy  known  to  us, 
"  Ferrex  and  Porrex  "  or  "  Gorboduc"  (1562),  a  play  the  lead- 
ing motive  of  which  has  been  summed  up  as  being  a  protest 
against  discord  as  the  chief  curse  of  the  lives  of  both  rulers  and 
ruled,  a  subject  which  not  unnaturally  interested  the  statesman 
who  succeeded  in  holding  an  even  course  in  troublous  times. 
The  closing  words  of  his  "  Complaynt  of  Henry  Duke  of 
Buckingham  "  convey  something  of  the  same  significance — ■ 

"  Byd  Kynges,  byd  Kesars,  byd  all  states  beware, 
And  tell  them  this  from  me  that  tryed  it  true  : 
Who  reckless  rules,  right  soone  may  hap  to  rue." 

Charles  Sackville,  sixth  Earl  of  Dorset  (great-great-grandson 
of  the  first  earl  and  second  poet-owner  of  Knole)  is  remembered 
as  a  notable  wit,  courtier  and  poet  in  days  when  poets,  courtiers 
and  wits  were  many  about  the  saturnine  looking  Merry 
Monarch. 

"  Dorset,  the  Grace  of  Courts  the  Muse's  pride 
Patron  of  arts," 

as  Pope  described  him,  is  now  chiefly  remembered  by  his  lyrical 

masterpiece — 

"  To  all  you  ladies  now  on  land. 
We  men  at  sea  indite  ; 
But  first  would  have  you  understand 

How  hard  it  is  to  write. 
The  muses  now,  and  Neptune,  too, 
We  must  implore  to  write  to  you. 

With  a  fa  la.  la.  la.  la." 

Something  of  a  romance  attaches  to  the  fourth  Earl,  who  in 
16 1 3 — eleven  years  before  coming  into  his  inheritance — fought 
a  desperate  duel  with  Edward  Bruce,  Lord  Kinloss,  near  Bergen- 
on-Zoom,  and,  himself  thrice  wounded,  killed  his  opponent. 
The  story  is  set  forth  by  Steele  in  two  numbers  of  the 
"Guardian"  with  the  preliminary  correspondence  and  Sack- 
ville's  full  relation  of  the  contest. 

The  noble  park,  to  which  the  public  are  allowed  access,  is 
"sweet  "  as  it  was  in  Walpole's  day  and  has  many  magnificent 
trees  in  it,  including  some  splendid  beeches,  which  some  of  us 
vastly  prefer  to  the  sycamores  which  won  his  "  love."     South- 


xvii  CAXTON,  A  KENTISH  MAN  355 

wards  the  park  extends  along  the  Tonbridge  road  for  over  a 
mile  ;  to  the  east  it  extends  to  Fawke  Common,  and  northwards 
to  near  the  lower  extension  of  Sevenoaks  known  as  St.  John's. 
From  the  north-east  side  we  may  go  through  woodland — 
the  parks  almost  join — by  the  attractive  hamlet  of  Godden 
Green  to  the  park  of  Wilderness  by  Seal  and  so  to  the  fascinat- 
ing Ightham  district. 

South  of  Sevenoaks,  near  the  end  of  the  tunnel — close  upon 
two  miles  long — by  which  the  railway  here  pierces  the  hills,  is 
the  village  known  as  the  Weald,  or  Sevenoaks  Weald,  from 
which  some  pleasant  miles  of  zig-zagging  byways  may  be  taken 
down  to  the  Medway  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Penshurst,  or 
turning  eastward  we  may  go  by  the  hamlet  of  Under  River 
through  quiet  farmlands  to  Shipborne  and  so  into  that  part  of 
the  district  described  in  the  Tonbridge  chapter,  or  taking 
the  wooded  roads  up  through  the  hills  again  may  make  for 
Ightham  and  the  district  reserved  for  the  next  chapter.  Here 
it  is  that  we  are  in  that  extensive  tract  which  according  to  the 
old  quatrain  is  at  once  the  healthiest  and  wealthiest  our  county 
possesses — 

"  Rye,  Romney  and  Hythe  for  wealth  without  health, 
The  Downs  for  health  with  poverty, 
But  you  shall  find  both  health  and  wealth 
From  Foreland  Head  to  Knole  and  Lee." 

Whether  the  "Lee"  is  that  near  Blackheath  or  Leigh  to 
the  west  of  Tonbridge  it  is  not  easy  to  determine — in  either 
case  we  may  believe  the  saying  equally  accurate. 

Here,  overlooking  the  Weald,  before  we  turn  back  again  to 
the  chalk  and  sand  country,  it  may  be  well  to  recall  one  of  its 
most  famous  sons,  the  great  printer  William  Caxton,  who  has  re- 
corded, "  I  was  born,  and  learned  myne  English,  in  Kente,  in 
the  Weeld,  where  English  is  spoken  broad  and  rude."  The 
place  of  his  birth  is  not,  unfortunately,  more  exactly  known. 
Before  Caxton's  time  the  men  of  Kent  were  noted  for  their 
provincial  speech — "  It  seemed  by  his  langage  that  he  was 
borne  in  Kent"— now,  however,  the  general  speech  is  less  pro- 
vincial than  that  of  other  southern  counties  though  many 
dialect  words  remain  in  use.  Another  old  writer  referred  to 
the  "  broad  and  rude"  speech  of  his  county — 

"  And  though  mine  English  be  sympill  to  mine  entent 
Have  me  excused,  for  I  was  borne  in  Kent." 

A    A    2 


CHAPTER    XVIII 


OTFORD    AND    "THE    HAMS " 


Oxford,  situated  on  the  Darent  where  that  stream  has  turned 
in  a  northerly  direction  through  a  break  in  the  chalk  downs,  is 
a  place  with  a  past  that  is  of  interest  to  the  student  of  history, 
not  only  for  its  remains  of  one  of  the  splendid  palaces  belong- 
ing to  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury,  but  because  it  was  the 
scene  of  one  of  the  early  decisive  battles  recorded  in  our  history, 
when  Offa,  King  of  Mercia,  won  a  great  victory  in  775  by 
which,  presumably,  he  got  control  of  Kent,  London,  and  Essex. 
Another  fight  took  place  when  Edmund  Ironside  had  his  fifth 
battle  with  Cnut  and  gained  "a  most  honorable  victorie,  and 
pursued  him  (flying  towards  Shepey)  untill  he  came  to  Ailes- 
forde  :  committing  upon  the  Danes  such  slaughter  and  bloody 
havock,  that  if  Edric  the  traitor  had  not  by  fraudulent  Counsell 
witholden  him,  he  had  that  day  made  an  end  of  their  whole 
army."  The  sixth  battle  was  fought  out  in  Essex  when  the 
flower  of  the  English  race  was  destroyed  and  the  stubborn 
Edmund  was  compelled  by  his  fellows  to  arrange  a  division  of 
the  land  with  the  no  less  stubborn  Danes.  The  place  "at  the 
ford "  —for  so  the  old  form  of  the  name,  Otteford,  is  trans- 
lated— has  nothing  to  show  of  the  ancient  sanguinary  engage- 
ments, though  late  in  the  eighteenth  century  roadmakers  are 
supposed  to  have  come  across  relics  of  the  slain,  but  it 
has  evidence  of  its  later  importance  as  one  of  the  most 
princely  seats  of  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury.  It  had 
already  belonged  to  the  see  for  several  centuries  when 
Warham  in  the  reign  of  Henry  VIII.  built  the  palace  of  which 
a  fine  ruined  octagonal  tower,  and  other  portions  since  built  into 
cottages  now  remain.     To  a  Becket's  stay  here  three  legends 


ch.  xviii  AN  ARCHBISHOP'S  CURSES  357 

are  attached.  Firstly,  it  is  said  that  as  he  walked  in  the  park, 
engaged  in  devotional  exercises,  he  was  much  disturbed  by  the 
singing  of  a  nightingale  and  therefore  "  in  the  might  of  his 
holiness  he  injoyned,  that  from  thence  forth  no  bird  of  that 
kinde  should  be  so  bold  as  to  sing  thereabout."  Secondly,  a 
blacksmith  having  cloyed  or  pricked  the  primate's  horse  in 
shoeing  it  the  irate  xVrchbishop  uttered  a  curse  that  should 
prevent  any  smith  from  ever  flourishing  in  the  parish.  Thirdly, 
there  being  no  proper  water  supply  for  his  palace  a  Becket 
"strake  his  staffe  into  the  drie  ground"  and  immediately  a 
plentiful  flow  of  water  gushed  forth.  The  nightingales  and 
the  blacksmiths  have  presumably  long  since  found  the  curse 
weakened  by  lapse  of  centuries,  but  St.  Thomas's  Well  is  alive 
at  this  day  to  testify,  therefore  deny  it  not. 

Another  miracle  worker  at  Otford  was  St.  Bartholomew, 
before  whose  image  pregnant  women  offered  a  cockerel  or 
a  pullet  according  to  their  desire  that  their  child  should  be 
a  boy  or  a  girl. 

It  was  Archbishop  Warham  in  the  early  part  of  the  sixteenth 
century  who  made  of  Otford  the  splendid  palace  which  it  long 
was,  spending  upwards  of  thirty  thousand  pounds  upon  re- 
building nearly  the  whole — this  sum  he  had  intended  spending 
over  the  palace  at  Canterbury,  but  a  quarrel  with  the  citizens 
made  him  divert  it  to  Otford.  In  some  of  his  many  letters 
which  are  extant  the  powerful  Churchman  frequently  subscribed 
himself  with  the  pride  that  apes  humility,  "at  my  poor  house 
of  Otford,"  "my  poor  lodging  at  Otford,"  "  my  poor  place  at 
Otford."  The  splendid  palace  of  Warham  was  visited  by 
Henry  VIII.  and  was  duly  handed  over  to  him  by  Cranmer 
with  various  other  archiepiscopal  properties.  All  that  now  is 
to  be  seen  is  a  group  of  picturesque  ruins  near  the  church 
overlooking  the  Darent  where  the  old-time  Pilgrims'  Way 
crossed  the  stream  and  backed  by  the  rapidly  rising,  tree- 
topped  downs.  Approaching  the  railway  station  from  the 
south  the  nearer  spur  of  those  downs  looks  not  unlike  Box 
Hill  as  seen  from  the  Dorking  road. 

Along  the  old  Pilgrims'  Road,  keeping,  as  usual,  to  the 
hillside,  roughly  midway  between  the  higher  ground  and  the 
valley,  we  may  pass  in  comparative  solitude  for  some  miles, 
meeting  but  few  people,  and  seeing  but  few  cottages,  for  as 
usual  the  inhabited  road  passes  parallel  with  the  old  way  at 


358  ST.   EDITH  OF  KEMSING  chap. 

a  short  distance —here  sometimes  less  than  quarter  of  a  mile — 
to  the  south.  Shortly  after  leaving  Otford,  however,  the  spire 
of  Kemsing  church  is  seen,  and  here  we  are  at  a  very  attractive 
little  village  lying  half  a  mile  or  so  from  the  railway  station. 
The  small  church  is  dedicated  to  a  St.  Edith  who  is  said 
to  have  been  born  here,  and  a  well  bearing  her  name — which 
to  the  consternation  of  the  villagers  ran  dry  a  few  years  ago — 
is  an  important  local  feature ;  its  water  being  still  considered 
locally  a  cure  for  bad  eyes.  In  the  churchyard  an  image 
of  the  saint  used  to  be  much  frequented  for  the  preserving 
of  corn  "from  blasting,  myldew,  brandeare,  and  such  other 
harms  as  commonly  doe  annoy  it."  Old  Lambarde,  who 
generally  waxed  indignant  in  recording  the  miracles  that  took 
place  in  his  county,  says  : 

"  The  manner  of  the  which  sacrifice  was  this  :  Some  silly  body  brought 
a  peck,  or  two,  or  a  Bushel  of  Corn,  to  the  Church  :  and  (after  prayers 
made)  offered  it  to  the  Image  of  the  Saint  :  of  this  Offering  the  Priest  used 
to  toll  the  greatest  portion,  and  then  to  take  one  handfull,  or  little  more  of 
the  residue  (for  you  must  consider  he  would  be  sure  to  gain  by  the  bargain) 
the  which  after  aspertion  of  holy  water,  and  mumbling  of  a  few  words  of  con- 
juration, he  first  dedicated  to  the  Image  of  St.  Edithe,  and  then  delivered  it 
back  to  the  party  that  brought  it  :  who  then  departed  with  full  perswasion, 
that  if  he  mingled  that  hollowed  handfull  with  his  seed  Corn,  it  would 
preserve  from  harm,  and  prosper  in  growth,  the  whole  heap  that  he  should 
sowe,  were  it  never  so  great  a  Stack  or  Mough.   .   .   . 

How  much  that  God  of  the  Romans,  and  our  Gods  of  Kemsing 
differed  in  profession,  let  some  Fopish  Gadder  after  strange  Gods  make  the 
accompt,  for  I  myselfe  can  finde  no  odds  at  all." 

"  Kemsing  is  yet  the  Mother  Church  (as  they  say),  and  Seale 
is  but  a  child  (or  Chappell)  of  it,"  according  to  the  old  writer. 
Seal  is  a  pleasant  little  village  backed  by  the  tree-grown  hills 
of  Wilderness,  Knole  and  wooded  commons  towards  Ightham. 
Its  church  with  some  Early  English  features  is  mainly  Perpen- 
dicular, is  built  of  the  local  stone,  and  has  several  monuments 
and  other  memorials  of  the  dead  interesting  to  antiquarians, 
the  most  notable  being  a  large  and  beautifully  preserved  brass 
(dated  1395)  to  Sir  William  de  Bryene. 

From  Seal  to  Ightham  a  beautiful  four-mile  walk  may  be 
taken  nearly  all  through  fine  woods,  either  directly  following 
the  road  over  the  hill,  or  turning  to  the  left  half  a  mile  beyond 
Seal  a  lower  way  may  be  taken  by  Styants'  Bottom.      For  a 


xviii  A  FAMOUS  HILL  359 

cyclist  I  would  recommend  the  main  road,  for  I  can  recall  on 
one  occasion  having  to  push  my  machine  along  rutty,  stony 
ways  for  a  considerable  distance  only  then  to  have  to  turn 
back  and  rejoin  the  open  road.  Either  way  takes  us  to 
Oldbury  Hill,  a  famous  spot  owing  to  the  extensive  pre-Roman 
camp  here,  the  entrenchments  enclosing  more  than  one  hundred 
and  twenty  acres.  Near  the  rough  steps  leading  up  to  the 
camp  on  the  eastern  side  about  two  hundred  years  ago  a 
murder  was  committed  and  the  murderer  was  duly  hanged  in 
chains  on  a  gibbet  erected  close  by  the  scene  of  his  crime. 
The  place  was  long  known  as  Gibbet  or  Gallows  Field, 
and  when  the  neighbouring  mill  was  burnt  down  two  or 
three  years  ago,  the  iron  cage  in  which  the  murderer's  body 
had  been  hung  was  unearthed.  A  crude  traditional  verse 
about  the  crime  runs  : 

'  I,  Oldbury,  of  a  bloodthirsty  mind, 

Prompt  by  the  Devil  to  thieving, 
To  murder  was  inclined  ; 

When  with  Will  Woodin  I  did  meet, 
And  bore  him  company, 

Surely  then  I  did  him  greet, 
But  full  of  treachery. 

I  cut  bis  throat  from  ear  to  ear, 
Cruel  and  inhumanly  ; 

And  for  that  crime  I  suffer  here 
And  die  upon  a  tree." 

The  making  of  the  murderer's  name  Oldbury  would  seem  to 
be  an  error  of  memory,  for  the  place-name  if  not  as  old  as 
murder  is  far  older  than  the  specific  crime. 

The  slopes  of  Oldbury  have  been  described  as  one  of  the 
finest,  if  not  the  finest,  of  terminal  moraines  in  this  country. 
Readers  who  would  learn  the  geological  minutiae  of  the  district 
should  read  the  deeply  interesting  if  somewhat  inchoate  volume, 
"  Ightham  :  The  story  of  a  Kentish  Village  and  its  Surround- 
ings," written  by  Mr.  F.  J.  Bennett  with  the  assistance  of 
several  other  zealous  students  of  the  district.1 

Part  of  Oldbury  Hill  has  been  extensively  quarried  for  stone 
for  "  metalling  "  roads,  and  especially  was  this  done  when  much 
of  the  stone  was  taken  in  1844  for  macadamising  the  Edgware 

1  Published  (1907)  by  the  Homeland  Association,  Ltd.,  the  various  local 
o-uides  of  which  have  done  much  to  stimulate  interest  in  home-travel, 


360  A  LOVELY  VALLEY  chai\ 

road.  Much  of  the  famous  hill,  overgrown  with  pine  woods 
and  chestnuts,  is  enclosed  and  on  the  northern  slopes  are 
wide  strawberry  fields,  but  it  has  been  suggested  not  un- 
reasonably that  the  Hill,  so  rich  in  evidences  of  our  past, 
should  be  bought  for  the  nation  and  systematic  search  made 
for  its  relics.  The  whole  district  is  so  interesting,  both  from 
the  geological  and  archaeological  points  of  view,  that  such 
a  consummation  is  devoutly  to  be  wished.  On  the  north  side 
of  Oldbury  Hill  are  remarkable  crags  known  as  Rock 
Shelters  from  beneath  which  we  have  a  very  fine  view  across  to 
the  chalk  hills.  These  "  shelters  " — though  much  destroyed 
by  the  stone  taken  for  road  metalling  and  other  utilitarian  pur- 
poses— are  almost  without  parallel  in  the  south  of  England, 
and  are  as  picturesque  from  their  situation  as  they  are  interest- 
ing from  the  history  which  the  geologist  is  able  to  piece 
together  about  them.  We  are  told,  for  instance,  that  deep  water 
at  one  time  flowed  about  these  hills,  while  bones  recovered  in 
the  neighbourhood  testify  to  the  prehistoric  monsters  that 
ranged  about  it  in  the  days  of  palaeolithic  man.  To  the  south- 
east of  Oldbury,  in  what  is  known  as  Rose  Wood,  are  many 
ancient  Pit  Dwellings  which  have  been  partially  explored  by 
Lord  Avebury  and  other  students  of  primitive  man — these 
"dwellings"  are  "some  forty  circular,  basin-like  pits,  symmetri- 
cally made  and  resembling  inverted  cones,  five  to  ten  feet  deep 
and  fifteen  feet  in  diameter." 

The  little  Shode  which  rises  a  mile  and  a  half  north  of 
Ightham  and  flows  through  a  lovely  valley  south  past  that 
village  down  to  Plaxtol,  Hadlow  and  the  Medway,  small  as  it 
is,  is  particularly  interesting  for  the  deep  gorges  formed  in 
its  course  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Ightham.  These  gorges 
have  set  geologists  a-theorising,  but  if  we  are  unable  to 
account  for  them  we  may  at  least  enjoy  the  beauty  which 
they  offer — sometimes  steep  and  well-wooded,  and  sometimes 
with  their  sides  rounded  by  centuries  of  denudation.  The 
picturesque  village  of  Ightham  itself,  with  its  timbered  houses 
and  its  interesting  old  church,  is  the  delightful  centre  of  a 
district  which  is  not  excelled  in  varied  attractiveness  by  any 
other  in  the  county. 

A  notable  inhabitant  of  Ightham,  a  man  who  has  investi- 
gated his  "  world,"  as  he  describes  the  county  within  a  few 
miles'  radius  of  his  place,  is  Mr.  Benjamin  Harrison,  a  student 


xviii  EOLITHIC  MAN  *6i 


,r 


of  geology  and  natural  history  whose  zeal  and  labours  have  won 
for  him  a  position  which  may  best  be  recognised,  as  has  been 
suggested,  by  describing  him  as  the  Gilbert  White  of  Ightham. 
To  Mr.  Harrison  students  of  prehistoric  man  owe  it  that 
investigations  into  human  antiquities  have  been  pushed  much 
farther  back,  so  that  he  may  be  described  as  the  father  of 
eolithic  man — beside  whom,  if  the  present  theories  are  correct, 
palaeolithic  man  is  comparatively  recent,  and  neolithic  man  a 
creature  of  the  day  before  yesterday.  Mr.  Bennett,  in  the  work 
already  referred  to  in  describing  a  typical  walk  round  Ightham, 
has  given  us  a  charming  sketch  of  the  veteran  geologist : 

"  Starting  from  the  bottom  of  the  village,  we  walk  up  its 
steep  and  quaint  street.  Just  before  where  the  roads  fork  we 
come  to  an  old-fashioned  grocer's  shop  front,  and  notice  that  one 
of  the  windows  is  filled  up  with  antiquities  of  various  kinds,  fire 
backs,  etc.,  and  noticing  also  some  flint  implements  we  at  once 
look  at  the  name,  and  are,  of  course,  prepared  to  see  that  of 
Harrison.  We  now  know  we  are  before  the  residence  of — we 
may  say — the  hero  of  this  book.  So  we  at  once  enter,  and 
find  that  as  soon  as  he  understands  that  we  seek  to  interview 
him  for  scientific  purposes  we  receive  a  hearty  welcome. 
We  note  that  he  is  a  thick-set  veteran,  full  of  vigour 
and  intellect,  and  most  interesting  in  every  way.  We  may 
find  him,  perhaps,  earnestly  gazing  on  a  flint  implement ; 
or,  may  be,  completing  a  most  skilfully  and  artistically  coloured 
sketch  of  one  ;  or  serving  a  customer.  Hearing  that  we 
wish  to  plan  out  a  walk  he  is  alert  at  once,  turns  quickly  round 
and  gets  out  a  sheet  of  sugar-paper,  and  very  quickly  and 
accurately  turns  that  into  a  map  of  the  proposed  walk  ;  full  of 
instructions  of  all  that  we  should  see.  Most  likely  we  are  told 
to  visit  the  Rock-shelters  and  the  Celtic  Camp  at  Oldbury.  We 
thank  him  and  proceed  on  our  archseo-geological  quest  with  our 
sugar-paper  map  as  a  guide.  It  may  also  be  a  botanical 
ramble,  for  Mr.  Harrison  is  well  up  in  the  plants  of  his  district ; 
indeed,  when  anyone  in  the  village,  whether  gentle  or  simple, 
wants  any  information,  they  generally  come  to  Mr.  Harrison, 
and  usually  find  what  they  want." 

In  1 3 15  a  royal  licence  was  granted  giving  one  William  de 
Inge  the  right  of  holding  a  weekly  market  and  a  yearly  three 
days'  fair  in  Ightham.  The  fair — reduced  to  one  day — still 
survives,  being  held  annually  on  the  Wednesday  in  Whitsun 


362  RAISING  REBELLION  chap. 

week.  It  is  locally  known,  why  I  have  not  been  able  to  ascer- 
tain, as  "  Cockscomb  Fair." 

Ightham,  peaceful  little  village  as  it  now  is,  was  twice  deeply 
stirred  by  civil  strife  in  the  long  past.  When  Jack  Cade  was 
forming  his  large  Kentish  army  the  local  constables  formally 
summoned  to  his  banner  John  Thrope,  baker,  Richard  Thrope, 
John  Mercer,  Will  Godewyn,  Will  Sawyer,  John  Smith  and 
other  folk  of  the  village  and  they  presumably  all  went  to  swell 
the  formidable  army  on  Blackheath.  Then  again  we  have  an 
intimate  old  account  of  the  way  in  which  the  popular  feeling 
was  stirred  up  here  to  aid  Wyatt  and  his  fellow  leaders  : 

"The  sheriff  continued  on  the  alert,  and  from  time  to  time 
kept  the  privy  council  informed  of  the  movements  of  the  rebels. 
He  forwarded  a  deposition  of  one  William  Colman,  a  black- 
smith at  Ightham,  who  stated  that  William,  the  eldest  son  of 
Sir  Henry  Isley,  came  to  his  shop  two  hours  before  daylight 
to  have  his  horse  shod,  and  told  him  '  the  Spaniards  were  com- 
ing into  the  realm,  with  harness  and  handguns,  and  would 
make  the  English  worse  than  conies,  and  viler  : '  and  as  he  left 
the  forge,  he  said  with  a  loud  voice — '  Smith,  if  thou  beest  a 
good  fellow,  stir  and  encourage  all  thy  neighbours  to  rise 
against  these  strangers.  I  go  to  Maidstone,  and  return  again 
shortly.'  '  Why,'  quoth  the  smith,  '  these  be  marvellous 
words  :  We  shall  be  betrayed  if  we  stir.'  '  No,'  said  Isley, 
'  we  shall  have  help  enough,  for  the  people  are  already  up  in 
Devonshire,  Cornwall,  Hants,  and  other  places.' '  The  people 
were  not  "up  "  and  Kent  had  to  suffer  sadly  by  being  left  to 
rebel  alone. 

The  church  though  modernised  has  a  number  of  interesting 
monuments,  the  most  attractive  one  to  the  curious  being  that 

inscribed  as  follows  : 

"D.   D.  D. 

To  the  Precious  Name  and  Honour 

of 

DAME   DOROTHY   SELBY, 

the  relict  of 

Sir  William  Selby,  Knt., 

the  only  daughter  and  heir  of 

Charles  Bonham,  Esq. 

She  was  a  Dorcas. 
Whose  curious  needle  turned  the  abused  stage 
Of  this  lewd  world  into  the  golden  age  ; 


xvin  THE  PRICKING  OF  A  PLOT  363 

Whose  pen  of  steel  and  silken  ink  enrolled 
The  acts  of  Jonah  in  records  of  gold. 
Whose  art  disclosed  that  plot,  which,  had  it  taken, 
Rome  had  triumphed,  and  Britain's  walls  had  shaken, 
In  heart  a  Lydia,  and  in  tongue  a  Hannah, 
In  zeal  a  Ruth,  in  wedlock  a  Susannah  ; 
Prudently  simple,  providently  wary 
To  the  world  a  Martha,  and  to  Heaven  a  Mary. 
Who  put  on  immortality    j    of  her  Pilgrimage  69. 

in  the  year  \    of  her  Redeemer  164 1.'' 

The  "  plot  "  which  Dame  Dorothy  is  credited  with  disclosing 
was  the  Gunpowder  Plot,  and  a  story  runs  that  she  disclosed  it 
by  means  of  her  "  curious  needle,"  as  set  forth  some  years  ago 
by  one  of  her  descendants.  An  anonymous  letter  had  been 
delivered  telling  of  the  intentions  of  Guy  Fawkes  : 

"  The  letter  is  stated  in  Rapin's  History  of  England  to  have  been 
delivered  to  Lord  Monteagle's  servant  by  an  unknown  person  (26th 
October,  1605)  with  a  charge  to  give  it  into  his  master's  own  hand,  and  the 
writing  was  unknown  and  somewhat  '  unlegible. '  Lord  Monteagle  carried 
the  letter  to  Cecil's  Earl  of  Salisbury,  who  either  thought,  or  pretended  to 
think,  little  of  it  ;  and  the  affair  was  dropped  till  the  King,  who  had  been 
at  Royston,  returned  to  town,  when  the  letter  was  further  considered,  and 
the  plot  was  scented.  Most  authors  attribute  this  to  the  sagacious  timidity 
of  Tames,  who  was  fond  of  the  reputation  of  this  discovery,  and  publicly 
assumed  the  credit  of  it. 

There  is  an  old  tradition  that  it  was  Dame  Dorothy  Selby  who  dis- 
covered the  meaning  of  the  anonymous  letter  ;  and  a  report,  less  well 
founded,  adds  that  she  discovered  it  by  working  it  on  a  piece  of  tapestry. 
I  cannot  vouch  for  this  latter  report,  but  the  following  facts  are  beyond 
dispute.  My  great-great-grandmother,  Dorothy  (the  daughter  of  Sir  Henry 
Selby,  Knt.,  second  son  of  George,  cousin  of  Sir  William  Selby,  the 
husband  of  Dame  Dorothy),  handed  down  this  tradition  to  her  children, 
and  as  such  it  was  stated  to  me  by  my  grandmother,  the  late  Mrs.  Selby,  of 
the  Mote,  who  died  in  1845  at  the  age  of  90." 

For  nearly  three  centuries — until  within  the  past  twenty 
years — Ightham  Mote  or  the  Mote  House  as  it  is  variously 
termed,  belonged  to  the  Selby  family.  It  stands  over  two 
miles  to  the  south  of  the  village  on  the  further  slope  of  the 
hills,  more  or  less  hidden  by  surrounding  trees;  the  last  portion 
of  the  delightful  journey  from  the  small  hamlet  of  Ivy  Hatch 
being  through  a  tree-grown  gorge  well  representative  of  much 
of  the  wooded  scenery  of  the  greensand  hills.  To  visitors  stay- 
ing in  the  Sevenoaks  district,  Ightham  Mote  is  one  of  the  show 
places  to  which  they  will  inevitably  be  taken  ;  it  has  long  been 


3^4 


IGHTHAM   MOAT 


CHAr. 


- 


Ightham  Mote. 


one  of  the  objectives  of  cycling  and  sketching  clubs'  excursions, 
and  few  who  journey  thither  will  be  found  to  deny  that  it 
justifies  the  interest  taken  in  it.    In  the  first  place  it  is  situated 


xvin  AN  INTERESTING  WALK  365 

in  the  centre  of  lovely  country  with  a  tiny  tributary  of  the 
Shode  diverted  to  form  its  once  protective  but  now  merely 
ornamental  moat.  Then,  too,  the  building  is  as  perfect  a 
mansion  of  its  kind  as  the  country  has  to  show.  It  was  origin- 
ally built  about  the  middle  of  the  fourteenth  century  by  Sir 
Thomas  Cawne — whose  effigy  is  in  Ightham  Church — and  was 
added  to  in  Tudor  days.  The  ragstone  castellated  tower  is 
believed  to  be  Tudor,  as  is  much  of  the  timber  work  and  the 
gables  with  their  carved  barge-boards  of  the  portion  giving  on 
to  the  beautiful  courtyard.  A  visitor  to  the  ancient  residence 
in  1837  when  "huge  timber  logs  placed  on  andirons  still 
blazed  in  the  capacious  chimney  of  this  most  venerable  hall," 
going  to  the  chapel  said  "  one  could  have  fancied  that  one  saw 
Sir  Richard  Haut  returned  from  Bosvvorth's  bloody  fray  offering 
up  his  praises  in  this  his  own  family  oratory,  to  the  arbiter  of 
battles,  for  the  event  of  that  which  had  restored  to  him  his 
home  and  patrimonial  possessions." 

East  of  the  Mote  is  the  village  of  Plaxtol,  beyond  which  we 
cross  the  Shode  near  a  spring  known  as  Plaxtol  Spout,  and  so 
reach  Allen's  Farm  near  to  which  in  1857  were  dug  up  a 
number  of  Roman  remains,  including  a  beautiful  bronze 
statuette  of  Minerva.  A  little  beyond  again,  backed  by  the 
sjrand  extent  of  the  Hurst  Woods,  is  a  remarkable  survival  of 
domestic  architecture  in  the  remains  of  Old  Soar,  a  fortified 
manor  house  dating  back  perhaps  as  early  as  the  earliest  part 
of  the  Mote.  The  place  bears  evidence  of  having  been  built 
at  a  period  when,  if  every  Englishman's  house  was  his  castle,  it 
was  a  castle  which  he  might  at  any  time  be  called  upon  to 
defend. 

A  good  walk  is  that  from  Old  Soar,  by  the  hamlets  of  Crouch 
and  Bastead,  to  Ightham — giving  us  beautiful  views  across  the 
little  Shode  valley  to  Oldbury  Hill,  a  close  view  of  the  curious 
Shode  gorge  and  a  fine  view  northwards  again,  with  Ightham 
church  standing  on  its  knoll  boldly  ahead.  It  would  not  be 
easy  to  find  a  more  attractive  and  interesting  walk  of  eight  or 
ten  miles  than  that  from  Ightham  to  Oldbury  Hill,  the  Mote, 
Plaxtol,  Old  Soar,  and  Crouch,  back  to  the  starting-point. 
Indeed,  each  of  the  "hams"  of  this  neighbourhood  may  be 
made  an  attractive  centre  for  pedestrians  of  the  most  varied 
powers  of  endurance. 

A  little   to  the  south  of  Ightham  is  a  tumulus,  from  which 


366  FIGHTING  AT  WROTHAM  chap. 

many  stone  implements  have  been  recovered,  while  another  is 
near  Borough  Green,  anciently  Barrow  Green,  by  Wrotham 
station — the  railway  centre  of  a  fascinating  district.  Wrotham, 
to  the  north  of  Ightham,  is  a  place  scarcely  less  interesting 
than  its  neighbour.  Here,  near  to  the  large  church — rich 
in  memorial  brasses — stood  one  of  the  many,  and  one  of 
the  early,  palaces  of  the  Archbishops  of  Canterbury.  It 
was  mostly  pulled  down  in  the  time  of  Archbishop  Islip 
that  its  materials  might  go  to  the  completion  of  the  palace  at 
Maidstone.  Wrotham,  situated  on  an  old  Roman  way,  has  not 
much  in  itself  to  tell  us  of  a  romantic  past  except  in  its 
associations  with  the  risings  of  Jack  Cade  and  of  Sir  Thomas 
Wyatt.  The  hundred  of  Wrotham  seems  to  have  entered  with 
spirit  into  Cade's  attempt,  the  Constable  of  the  place  summon- 
ing the  men  of  the  district  to  rebellion.  Possibly  Lord  Say,  the 
Lord  Lieutenant,  who  lived  at  Knole,  and  his  son-in-law, 
William  Crowmer  the  Sheriff — Sir  James  Cromer  according  to 
Shakespeare — were  unpopular  magnates  ;  if  so,  they  paid  for  it 
with  their  lives  during  the  brief  success  of  the  rebels.  These 
constables,  John  Thorpe  and  John  Wyberne,  formally  called 
upon  various  people  of  their  district  to  join  the  army  of  Cade, 
and  the  success  with  which  they  did  so  may  be  gauged  from 
the  fact  that  to  Cade's  army  Kent  contributed  some  twenty 
thousand  men. 

A  century  later  when  Sir  Thomas  Wyatt  called  upon  Kent  to 
prevent  the  Spanish  marriage  and  all  the  dire  consequences 
prognosticated,  Wrotham  was  the  scene  of  actual  fighting.  The 
battle  took  place  in  Blacksole  Field  when  the  Queen's  troops 
under  the  Sheriff,  Sir  Robert  Southwell  and  Lord  Abergavenny 
met  and  put  to  flight  Wyatt's  men  under  the  Isleys  and  one 
Anthony  Knyvett. 

Just  beyond  Wrotham  the  Pilgrims'  Road  takes  a  northward 
bend — -seemingly  for  the  purpose  of  keeping  at  its  usual 
middle  distance  between  the  hills  and  valley ;  but  following 
the  road  above  it  up  Wrotham  Hill  we  get  magnificent  views  to 
the  southwards  over  the  Hurst  and  Mereworth  Woods  to  the 
left  and  the  woods  and  parks  on  the  hills  about  Sevenoaks 
while  between  we  have  the  break  of  the  Shode  valley.  Here 
we  are  on  the  chalk  with  roads  running  north  to  the  Thames 
by  Gravesend  and  Uartford,  the  nearest  villages  being  the 
small  Stansted    with    its    thousand-year-old  yew,   Ridley,  and 


XVIII 


MEGALITHS 


367 


Kingsdown  with  its  plain  little  church  in  the  woods.     Return- 
ing to  Wrotham  we  have  within  three  or  four  miles  to  the  east 
—near  to  our  Maidstone  district  at  the  Mailings — Trotterscliff, 
Birling,    Ryarsh,   Addington    and    Offham,   a  small    group   of 


Birling. 

places  particularly  attractive  to  those  interested  in  megaliths,  or 
rude  stone  monuments  of  pre  historic  people. 

Trotterscliff,  the  nearest  of  these  at  the  foot  of  the  chalk 
downs,  is  especially  notable  for  having  on  a  hill  to  the  north 
the  Coldrum  cromlech,  wanting  only  its  capstone.  Here  half 
a  century  ago  were  found  many  Romano-British  remains. 
Nearly  six  miles  to  the  east  on  the  other  side  of  the  Medway 


368 


STONE  CIRCLES 


CHAP. 


valley  we  saw  Kits  Coty  House  and  the  Countless  Stones,  at 
one  time  connected,  it  is  conjectured,  with  Coldrum  by  a  great 
avenue  of  stones ;  about  six  miles  to  the  north  are  many  Sarsen 
stones,  a  supposed  ancient  circle,  in  a  hollow  in  a  wood 
named  Cockadamshaw,  while  a  mile  or  so  south  is  the  Stone 
Circle  or  fallen  cromlech  in  Addington  Park.  Mr.  Bennett  in  his 
"  Story  of  Ightham,"  to  which  reference  has  already  been  made, 


*t£ 


un-vS-cr-x.    '" 


Quintain  on   Village  Green  at  Off  ham. 


gives  some  interesting  particulars  of  the  relations  of  these  old 
monuments  to  the  lives  of  those  who  designed  them,  and 
suggests  the  nature  of  their  secular  and  religious  use.  To 
the  student  of  such  things  this  district  thus  affords  many 
opportunities  for  investigating  megaliths,  but  even  the  least 
studious  traveller  finds  something  attractive  in  these  strange 
evidences  of  man's  activity  in  the  long  past  ;  as  Thomas  Wright 
-that  literary  Briareus  as  he  has  been  termed—  put  it  in  "  The 


xvni  THE  OFFHAM  QUINTAIN  369 

Celt,  the  Roman  and  the  Saxon,"  the  whole  district  is  one  of 
our  hallowed  sites,  owing  to  these  strange  survivals  of  a  savage 
past  among  rich  scenery  of  diversified  woodlands,  pastures, 
corn-fields,  and  hop  gardens  of  the  present.  It  has  been 
pointed  out  that  many  of  the  sarsen  stones  are  built  into  some 
of  the  local  churches.  An  ingenious  suggested  derivation  of 
the  word  "  sarsen "  is  that  sar  in  Saxon  signified  grievous  or 
troublesome,  and  hence  sarstan  or  stone,  the  removal  of  which 
must  have  been  a  very  long  and  troublesome  work  ! 

Ryarsh  is  a  pleasant  little  village,  near  neighbour  to  Biding, 
the  old  manor  house  of  which  is  now  a  farm,  Birling  Manor 
being  a  modern  residence.  Here  we  are  near  the  foot  of  the 
chalk  hills  with  the  Medway  ahead  of  us  to  the  east.  A  delightful 
footpath  takes  us  through  the  attractive  Leybourne  Park, 
leaving  which  we  pass  Mailing  at  the  north-western  extremity 
of  our  Maidstone  district  and  come  to  Offham,  an  attractive 
village  set  amid  hopfields  and  backed  by  the  broad  Mereworth 
Woods. 

On  the  green  at  Offham  is  a  curious  survival  of  one  of  the 
games  of  our  ancestors  in  the  shape  of  a  quintain,  which  has 
been  maintained  for  centuries  at  the  cost  of  the  estate  on 
which  it  stands  ;  this  is  a  tall  post  with  a  cross-piece  pivoted 
at  the  top,  broad  at  one  end,  and  pierced  with  holes.  At 
the  further  end  of  the  cross-piece  hung  a  bag  of  sand, 
and  the  agile  youth  of  the  neighbourhood  up  to  the  end  of 
Tudor  times  used  to  exercise  themselves  and  their  horses  in 
tilting  at  the  broad  piece  of  wood  "he  that  by  chance  hit  it  not 
at  all,  was  treated  with  loud  peals  of  derision  ;  and  he  who  did 
hit  it  made  the  best  use  of  his  swiftness,  lest  he  should  have 
a  sound  blow  on  his  neck  from  the  bag  of  sand,  which  instantly 
swung  round  from  the  other  end  of  the  quintain.  The  great 
design  of  this  sport  was  to  try  the  agility  of  the  horse  and  man, 
and  to  break  the  board,  which  whoever  did,  he  was  accounted 
chief  of  the  day's  sport."  It  would  be  a  healthier  exercise 
for  the  youth  of  to-day  than  watching  other  youths  play 
football. 

Offham  Church,  a  small  Early  English  and  Norman  (restored) 
edifice,  stands  some  distance  from  the  village,  nearly  half-way 
to  Addington,  a  little  scattered  place,  with  its  church  pictur- 
esquely situated  on  a  mound.     Addington  Church  has  some 

B    B 


37o 


THREE  YEARS'  WORK 


CH.   XVIII 


brasses,  but  has  lost  its  most  remarkable  feature,  a  wall 
inscription  which,  when  Hasted  wrote,  was  still  to  be  seen 
declaring  not  only  the  date  of  the  edifice,  but  the  time  it  took 
a-building — 

"  In  fourteen  hundred  and  none 

Here  was  neither  stick  nor  stone  ; 

In  fourteen  hundred  and  three 

The  goodly  building  which  you  see." 


ft     :. 

hi 


*w- 


CHAPTER  XIX 

DARTFORD    AND    GRAVESEND 

Coming  from  the  small,  variedly  picturesque  and  crowdedly 
interesting  bit  of  country  that  lies  south  of  the  chalk  downs, 
between  Darent  and  Medway,  we  find  the  northern  portion 
between  those  rivers  a  far  larger  tract,  bordered  on  the  north 
by  the  Thames,  with  a  greater  air  of  sameness  in  the  wide 
stretching  undulations  of  its  orchards,  hop  and  fruit  gardens  and 
fields.  Though  there  is  an  air  of  sameness  about  the  country 
stretching  east  and  west  of  the  little  Darent,  yet  there  are 
leafy  lanes,  overlooking  wide  extending  orchards,  there  are 
frequent  copses  primrose-starred  in  spring  and  blue  with 
abundance  of  wild  hyacinths  later,  and,  especially  in  an 
easterly  direction,  there  are  long  miles  that  may  be  followed 
by  the  lover  of  quiet  ways  without  touching  at  anything  more 
than  small  retired  villages.  To  the  west,  by  orchards  and 
strawberry-grown  hillsides,  we  soon  come  to  the  sophisticated 
places  forming  a  portion  of  the  belt  of  outer  suburbs — or 
places  which,  if  they  may  not  yet  be  described  as  suburban, 
have  already  over  them  the  shadow  of  coming  events  that  shall 
convert  them  to  that  state. 

Following  at  first  the  course  of  the  Darent  along  its  narrow 
valley  through  the  chalk,  we  come  to  Shoreham,  backed  to  the 
west  by  the  height  through  which  is  bored  the  Polehill  Tunnel, 
from  Knockholt  to  Dunton  Green  stations.  From  here,  old 
and  new  companion  each  other  down  to  the  Thames — the  old 
in  the  shape  of  remains  of  castles  and  ancient  ecclesiastical 
foundations  stimulating  to  the  imagination  and  gratifying  to  the 
sense  of  antiquity  ;  the  new  in  the  shape  of  paper  mills  and 
other   useful   but  unlovely  factories.      Following    the  river  we 

B   B   2 


372  ALONG  THE  DARENT  chap. 

come  to  Lullingstone,  Eynsford,  Farningham,  Horton  Kirby, 
Sutton-at-Hone,  Darenth,  and  so  to  Dartford  itself,  the 
principal  town  on  the  river,  a  gradual  change  from  the  rurality 
of  the  Westerham  Valley  to  the  business  of  the  manufacturing 
towns  near  to  the  Thames.  Certain  of  these  Darenth-side 
places  have  been  hit  off  in  a  jingling  quatrain  by  some  local 
rhymester  of  the  past — - 

"  Sutton  for  mutton, 
Kirby  for  beef, 
South  Darne  for  gingerbread, 
And  Dartford  for  a  thief." 

Lullingstone's  old  church,  with  various  brasses  and  sixteenth 
century  monuments,  situated  at  the  edge  of  the  beautiful  Lulling- 
stone Park,  is  a  capital  place  from  which  an  admirable  walk 
may  be  taken  by  road  and  footpath  over  the  western  hill  to 
Chelsfield  and  thence  through  a  rich  bit  of  orchard  country  by 
Crockenhill  to  Swanley  Junction — a  new  town  in  the  midst  of 
a  fruit-growing  district.  Or  a  pleasanter  route  over  the  hill  to  the 
south  of  Chelsfield  would  be  that  by  Green  Street  Green  and 
High  Elms  to  Downe— by  the  residence  of  one  distinguished 
scientist  to  a  place  long  the  home  of  another.  At  flowering 
time  the  fruit  country  about  Swanley  Junction  is  beautiful 
enough,  but  it  lacks  colour  and  variety  at  other  seasons.  Beyond, 
bowered  in  orchards,  is  the  parent  village  of  Swanley  itself. 
Returning  to  the  Darent — a  large  portion  of  the  valley  of  which 
is  given  up  to  cherry  orchards  and  other  fruit  growing,  we  have  at 
Eynsford  the  small  representative  of  a  place  at  one  time  of 
considerable  importance  owing  to  its  ford.  Here  was  a  large 
castle  the  ruins  of  which  are  to  be  seen  on  the  right  bank  of 
the  river,  ruins  made  interesting  from  the  fact  that  it  was  a 
dispute  between  the  then  owner  and  a  Becket  which  led  to 
the  quarrel  with  the  King  and  so  indirectly  to  the  great 
tragedy  of  Canterbury  Cathedral.  A  road  hence  going  to  the 
south-eastward  over  the  chalk  hills  to  Kemsing  may  be 
followed  by  those  whose  enjoyment  is  to  be  found  in  wide 
prospects — and  an  extensive  view  is  one  of  the  best  features  of 
a  country  ramble,  a  thing  worth  walking  for. 

From  Eynsford  to  Farningham  the  beauty  of  the  orchard  is 
varied  by  the  unbeautifulness,  as  the  children  put  it,  of 
paper   mills.     Farningham  itself  is  a  village  along  the    high 


xix  A  MERCHANT  PRINCE  373 

road  from  London  to  Tonbridge,  picturesquely  situated  in  a 
valley,  with  the  air  about  it  of  an  old  coaching  village.  From 
Farningham  there  is  choice  of  two  roads,  one  each  side  of  the 
Darent — linked,  a  mile  or  so  away,  by  a  connecting  road  past 
the  interesting  Elizabethan  manor  house  of  Franks.  The  road 
to  the  right  is  the  more  attractive,  as  following  it  brings  us  shortly 
to  Horton  Kirby,  its  thirteenth  century  cruciform  church  pos- 
sessing many  beautiful  Early  English  features,  and  with,  by  the 
river-side,  the  remains  of  an  ancient  castle.  South  Darenth, 
beyond,  is  a  modern  village  near  to  old  Sutton-at-Hone,  at 
which  the  Knights  of  St.  John  of  Jerusalem  established  a 
Commandery  in  the  reign  of  King  John.  The  scanty  remains 
have  long  since  been  converted  to  domestic  uses.  At 
Sutton  Place,  near  the  four  cross  roads,  lived  and  died  a 
merchant  prince  and  navigator  of  the  times  of  Elizabeth  and 
James,  Sir  Thomas  Smith,  or  Smythe.  He  was  a  director  of 
the  East  India  and  Muscovy  Companies,  and  treasurer  of  the 
Virginia  Company,  so  that  the  wealth  which  he  amassed  came 
from  all  parts  of  the  world.  He  was  a  promoter  of  expeditions 
in  search  of  the  North-West  Passage  and  his  name  was  given 
by  Baffin  to  Smith's  Sound.  His  monument  may  be  seen  in 
Sutton  Church. 

Darenth — or  Darne  as  it  is  sometimes  locally  shortened  — 
is  a  small,  scattered  place  with  a  particularly  interesting  old 
church,  portions  of  which  are  thought  to  date  back  to  the  time 
of  St.  Dunstan.  It  is  a  small  edifice  and  the  fact  that  many 
Roman  bricks  are  worked  into  the  walls  indicates  its  age.  It 
has  also  a  font  with  a  series  of  carved  figures  that  have  been 
variously  described  as  Anglo-Saxon  and  Norman,  as  re- 
presenting a  succession  of  incidents  from  the  life  of  St. 
Dunstan  and  as  being  mere  insignificant  fancies  of  the 
sculptor. 

Along  the  valley  of  the  Darent,  along  the  hilly  ground 
about  Swanley,  by  South  Darenth  and  near  the  woods  to  the 
east  of  Darenth  itself,  are  various  great  charitable  establishments 
and  public  institutions— convalescent  and  other  homes, 
schools,  hospitals  and  asylums — erected  in  this  district,  it  may 
be  believed,  for  its  healthfulness. 

Beyond  Darenth  the  river  from  which  it  takes  its  name  is 
more  and  more  given  up  to  manufacture  as  we  near  Dartford, 
passing  on  the  way  extensive  powder  mills.     Dartford  itself 


374  THE  PEASANTS'  REVOLT  chap. 

is  not  particularly  attractive.  It  is  about  three  miles  from 
where  the  Darent,  on  which  it  is  situated,  flows  into  the  Thames 
opposite  Purfleet  and  is  now  the  centre  of  a  large  paper- 
making  industry  and  other  manufactures.  Here,  indeed, 
Sir  John  Spielman,  jeweller  to  Queen  Elizabeth,  is  said  to  have 
established  the  first  paper  mill  in  England,  and  as  he  died  in 
1607  Dartford  has  been  a  centre  of  the  industry  for  over  three 
centuries.  He  is  also  said  to  have  brought  over  to  England 
in  his  portmanteau  the  first  two  young  lime  trees  ever  seen  in 
these  parts,  and  to  have  planted  them  in  front  of  his  mill, 
where  they  flourished  for  close  upon  two  centuries.  The  lime 
was,  it  may  be  said,  already  known  in  England  in  Chaucer's 
time.  It  was  a  generation  after  Spielman's  death  that  Lord 
Leicester  planted  the  stately  avenue  of  these  trees  at  Penshurst. 
Spielman's  monument  is  to  be  seen  in  the  church,  in  which 
are  fragments  of  a  fresco  depicting  St.  George  and  the  Dragon 
and  a  number  of  fifteenth  century  brasses.  At  Dartford  there 
was  a  Priory  of  Augustinian  nuns  which  on  the  dissolution  of 
the  monasteries  Henry  VIII.  had  converted  into  a  palace  for 
his  own  use  ;  later  it  was  the  residence  of  Anne  of  Cleves. 

Dartford  is  associated  with  one  of  the  most  notable  incidents 
of  the  Peasants'  Revolt  of  the  fourteenth  century  The  unpopular 
poll-tax  had  set  the  people  agog  in  various  parts  of  the  country 
and  the  preaching  of  John  Ball  inflamed  them  to  the  point  of 
rebellion.  Then  a  certain  Tiler  of  Dartford,  John  or  Wat, 
whose  daughter  had  been  brutally  assaulted  by  the  collector  of 
the  obnoxious  impost,  beat  out  the  offender's  brains,  and  thus 
brought  matters  to  a  crisis  on  June  5th,  1381.  According  to 
one  story  the  Dartford  man  was  John  the  Tiler,  while  Wat  the 
Tiler — now  familiar  in  all  the  history  books  as  Wat  Tyler — 
the  leader,  was  said  to  be  a  Maidstone  or  an  Essex  man.  The 
popular  version  of  the  story  makes  the  vengeful  Dartford  man 
and  the  leader  of  the  peasants'  movement  one  and  the  same 
Wat  Tyler — and  certainly  the  demands  of  romance  seem  thus 
to  be  better  suited.  The  revolt  was  short  and  sharp,  the  men 
of  Kent  and  the  men  of  Essex  moving  parallel  along  the 
Thames  towards  London,  where  a  sudden  fracas  during  an 
interview  with  the  young  King  Richard  led  to  Lord  Mayor 
Walworth's  killing  of  Tyler.  (The  Fishmongers'  Company  has 
the  very  dagger  with  which,  according  to  tradition,  he  did  the 
deed.)      That   which    Tyler   and   his   fellows  were  doing   on 


xix  JOHN  BALL'S  LETTERS  375 

either  side  the  Thames  Jack  Straw  was  doing  in  the  eastern 
counties  and  all  were  seemingly  inspired  by  the  one-time 
priest  of  York,  John  Ball,  whose  letters,  as  Green  puts  it, 
began  for  England  the  literature  of  political  controversy.  In 
a  biography  of  Richard  II.,  "  by  a  Person  of  Quality," 
published  in  1681,  half-a-dozen  of  Ball's  brief  addresses  are 
given  in  black  letter,  and  help  to  indicate  the  spirit  which 
animated  the  "  Revolt." 

"John  Bell  S.  Mary  Prist  gretes  wele  all  manner  men,  and  byddes  them 
in  the  Name  of  the  Trinity,  Fadur  and  Son  and  Holy  Ghost,  stotid  manlyche 
togedyr  in  trewthe,  and  helps  trewthe,  and  trewthe  shall  helpe  yovve  :  Now 
regneth  Pride  in  prise,  and  Covetous  is  hold  wise  ;  and  Lechery  without  en 
shame,  and  Glotony  without  en  blame.  Envie  regneth  with  treason,  and 
slouthe  is  take  in  grete  sesone.  God  do  bote,  for  now  is  the  time,  Amen, 
in  Esex,  Southfolc,  and  Northfolc. 

Tack  the  Miller's  Epistle. 

"Jakk  Mylner  asket  help  to  turn  his  Mylne  aright.  He  hath  Grounden 
small,  small,  The  Kings  Son  of  Heven  he  shall  pay  for  all.  Look  thy  Mylne 
do  a  right,  with  the  four  Sailes,  and  the  Post  stand  in  stedfastnesse.  With 
right  and  with  might,  with  skill  and  with  will,  lat  might  help  right,  and 
skill  go  before  will,  and  right  before  might,  than  goeth  our  Mylne  aright. 
And  if  might  go  before  right,  and  will  before  skill  than  is  our  Mylne 
mysadyght. 

Jack  the  Carter 's. 

"Jakk  Carter  pryes  yow  all,  that  yee  make  a  gode  end  of  that  yee  have 
begunnen,  and  doth  wele,  and  ay  bettur  and  bettur,  for  at  the  even  men 
heryth  the  day  :  for  if  the  end  be  wele  than  is  all  wele.  Lat  Peres  the 
Plowman  my  Brother  duele  at  home,  and  dyght  us  Corn,  and  I  will  so  with 
yow,  and  help  that  yee  may  so  dyght  your  mete  and  your  drynk,  that  yee 
none  fayle.  Lokke  that  Hobb  Robbyoure  be  wele  chastised  for  lesing  of 
your  Grace,  for  yee  have  grete  nede  to  take  God  with  yow  in  all  yowr  dedes, 
for  now  is  time  to  beware. 

Jack  Trewman's  Scroll. 

"  Jakk  Trewman  doth  yow  to  understand,  that  falseness  and  gile  havith 
regned  to  long,  and  trewth  hath  been  sett  under  a  Lokke,  and  falsneth  and 
gile  regneth  in  everylk  Flokke.  No  man  may  come  trewth  to,  both  syng 
Si  dedero,  Speke,  spend,  and  speed  quoth  John  of  Bathon,  and  therefore 
sinn  fareth  as  wilde  flode,  trew  love  is  a  way  that  was  so  gode,  and 
Clerks  for  welth  worth  hem  wo.      God  do  bote,  for  nowze  is  time." 

John  Ball  was  in  prison  at  Canterbury  when  the  trouble 
came  to  a  head  at  Dartford  and  the  first  thing  that  the  risen 


376  CRICKET  IN  THE  LAW  COURTS  chap. 

people  did  was  to  free  him  before  marching  in  their  thousands 
on  London. 

Dartford  has  given  its  name  to  one  of  the  rarest  of  British 
birds,  the  Dartford  warbler,  first  found  in  this  neighbourhood 
in  1773  by  the  naturalist  Latham.  The  little  singer  has  since 
been  found  in  various  parts  of  the  country,  but  never  plenti- 
fully. Unlike  the  other  warblers  it  remains  in  England 
all  the  year  round  and  it  is  supposed  that  the  severe  winters 
kill  so  many  as  to  prevent  any  continued  increase  of  their 
number,  the  stock  only  being  maintained  by  migrants  from  over 
Channel. 

To  the  south-west  of  Dartford  is  the  rising  ground  of  Dart- 
ford Heath,  from  which  there  are  wide  views,  especially  that 
Thameswards  over  the  marsh  through  which  runs  Dartford 
Creek,  as  the  short  navigable  stretch  of  the  Darent  is  some- 
times named.  On  the  Heath  there  are  a  number  of  hollows 
in  the  chalk  which  are  by  some  archaeologists  thought  to  be 
ancient  pit-dwellings,  and  similar  things  are  to  be  seen  at 
Crayford,  less  than  a  mile  to  the  north-west. 

On  Dartford  Heath  nearly  two  centuries  ago  was  played  a 
cricket  match  which  led  to  a  quarrel  between  the  sides,  the 
taking  of  their  trouble  to  the  Law  Courts,  and  the  referring 
back  of  the  trial  to  the  cricket  field.  The  story  was  told 
in  a  1726  newspaper  thus — "On  Monday  is  to  be  deter- 
mined a  Suit  of  Law  on  Dartford- Heath  by  a  Cricket  Match 
between  the  Men  of  Chinkford,  and  Mr.  Steed's  Men  :  they 
had  a  hearing  about  two  Years  ago  before  the  Lord  Chief 
Justice  Pratt,  when  the  Merits  of  the  Cause  appear'd  to 
be,  that  at  a  Match  between  the  above-said  Players,  the 
Chinkford  Men  refused  to  play  out  the  Game  at  a  time  the 
other  Side  had  the  Advantage ;  but  the  Judge,  either  not' 
understanding  the  Game,  or  having  forgot  it,  referr'd  the  said 
Cause  back  to  Dartford  Heath,  to  be  play'd  on  where  they  left 
off,  and  a  rule  of  Court  was  made  for  it  accordingly."  Most 
wise  Chief  Justice  Pratt !  The  result  of  the  trying  of  the 
"  referr'd  back  Cause  "  is  not  recorded. 

South-east  of  the  Heath  is  the  village  of  Wilmington  set,  as 
so  many  of  these  places  between  the  Rivers  Cray  and  Darent 
are  set,  amid  cherry  orchards  ;  a  place  that  was  once  the  manor 
of  Warwick,  the  Kingmaker.    South  through  orchards  and  fields 


XIX  LIBELLING  A  NATION  377 

lie  Svvanley  and  various  scattered  hamlets,  while  west  a  most 
attractive  walk  by  footpath  may  be  taken  through  Joyden 
Wood  to  Bexley  or  North  Cray. 

Through  Dartford  ran  of  old  the  Roman  Watling  Street ; 
following  this  in  the  easterly  direction  we  pass  over  the  small 
heath  of  Dartford  Brent  where  the  local  martyrs  were  burnt 
during  the  Marian  persecutions.  "  Brent,"  however,  does  not 
here  signify  burnt,  as  might  be  imagined,  but  is  a  dialect  word 
meaning  steep.  Following  the  Watling  Street  takes  us  to 
some  of  the  higher  country  giving  us  good  views  and  quiet 
ways.  Three  miles  from  Dartford  it  will  be  found  that  the 
road  has  been  deflected,  south  is  a  curve  to  Betsham  and  South- 
fleet  amid  their  cherry  orchards,  the  straightness  of  the  Roman 
way  being  represented  by  a  footpath  crossing  the  higher  part  of 
Swanscombe  Park  or  Wood,  crossed  by  another  path  leading  to 
Swanscombe  Church.  In  this  wood  is  a  great  cavern  which 
has  long  had  the  local  name  of  "  Clabber-Napper's  Hole." 
It  has  been  suggested,  with  doubtful  authenticity,  that  Clabber 
is  a  perversion  of  "  Caer  Parbre,"  or  the  dwelling  in  the  wood 
or  trees,  but  it  does  not  seem  reasonable  that  the  ancient  namer 
of  the  spot  should  have  drawn  upon  French  as  well  as  Welsh. 
The  cavern  is  traditionally  referred  to  as  the  lair  of  a  great  free- 
booter and  kidnapper  who  came  to  be  regarded  as  the  local 
"bogey."  The  old  Roman  Road  passes  within  two  or  three 
hundred  yards  of  the  home  of  this  mysterious  evil-doer.  The 
footpath  along  the  eastern  side  of  the  wood  takes  us  down  to 
Swanscombe  Church  in  which  are  some  interesting  monuments 
to  the  Weldon  family  associated  with  this  neighbourhood. 
Several  of  the  Weldons  distinguished  themselves  in  the  Civil 
Wars  in  the  Parliament's  cause,  the  most  notable  being 
Sir  Anthony  Weldon,  author  of  "  The  Secret  History  of  the 
first  two  Stuart  Kings,"  and  of  "A  Catt  may  look  at  a  King; 
or  a  Brief  Chronicle  and  Characters  of  the  Kings  of  England 
from  William  the  Conqueror  to  the  Reign  of  Charles  I."  Sir 
Anthony,  who  occupied  the  position  of  Clerk  of  the  Kitchen  to 
James  I.,  was  dismissed  from  his  post  for  having  libelled  the 
nation  to  which  the  King  belonged.  The  old  mansion  of  the 
Weldons  having  fallen  into  decay  was  taken  down  over  a 
hundred  years  ago.  It  was  from  Swanscombe  that  the 
assembled  Men  of  Kent  set  out  with  boughs  in  their  hands  to 


37S  GREENHTTHE  chap. 

meet  William  of  Normandy  and  dictate  their  terms  to  the 
Conqueror,  as  recorded  by  Lambarde  in  a  passage  quoted  at 
the  beginning  of  this  book. 

Though  cement  works  and  river-side  trades  do  not  make  a 
picturesque  appearance,  there  are  attractive  bits  to  be  found 
along  the  Kent  side  of  the  Thames  here  by  the  searcher  after 
such  — quaint  old  cottages  and  houses,  interesting  churches  and 
rustic  scenes,  though  the  chimney  stacks  disfigure  the 
country,  and  nearly  everything  is  tinged  with  their  smoke. 
Having  come  down  near  the  river  again  at  Swanscombe, 
Milton  Street,  Greenhithe  and  Stone  its  near  neighbours  to  the 
west  towards  Dartford  may  be  visited. 

People  who  pass  in  pleasure  steamers  and  ocean-going 
vessels  down  the  Thames  from  London,  along  the  winding  of 
the  channel,  get  but  a  poor  and  inadequate  impression  of  the 
country  near  the  river  bank,  but  here  and  there  a  place  may 
appear  a  somewhat  picturesque  group  of  buildings  backed  by 
attractive  looking  country.  Greenhithe  is  one  of  these  places, 
for  it  still  may  be  said  to  justify  its  name.  The  grounds  of 
Ingress  Abbey,  to  the  east  of  the  town,  afford  a  pleasant 
background,  as  the  town  is  seen  by  those  coming  down  stream. 
This  place  was  originally  attached  to  Uartford  Priory — the 
present  mansion  having  been  built  partly  of  stones  from  the 
demolished  London  Bridge x  by  Alderman  Harmer,  in  the 
first  half  of  the  nineteenth  century.  At  Ingress  Abbey  Sir  Henry 
Havelock  passed  the  early  years  of  his  childhood. 

It  was  from  Greenhithe,  on  May  18th,  1845,  that  Sir 
John  Franklin  set  out  on  his  last  tragic  expedition  in  command 
of  the  "  Erebus"  and  "Terror"  to  search  for  the  North-West 
Passage.  The  expedition  passed  hence  down  the  Thames  to 
be  lost  before  many  months  in  the  unknown.  Fourteen  years 
wrere  to  elapse  before  Franklin's  fate  was  revealed,  and  then 
it  was  ascertained  that  he  had  died  just  over  two  years  after 
leaving  Greenhithe.  In  the  river  near  here  are  naval  training 
ships,  where  youths  are  fitted  for  the  profession  which 
Franklin  strikingly  adorned — since  Nelson's  time  no  officer 
had    so    touched    the   popular  imagination  as  Franklin,   who 

1  Some  of  these  stones  travelled  far  ;  part  of  the  balustrading  is  at  the 
land  end  of  Heme  Bay  Pier,  and  some  of  the  stones  were  until  a  few  years 
ago  outside  Garrick's  Villa  at  Hampton-on-Thames.  They  were  removed 
when  tramway  invasion  necessitated  the  widening  of  the  road. 


xix  AN  ANCIENT  JEST  379 

as  a  lad  yet  in   his  'teens  fought  under  the  great   captain  at 
Trafalgar. 

Stone,  near  to  Greenhithe, — frequently  referred  to  as 
Stone-near-Dartford, — is  chiefly  interesting  for  its  beautiful 
church,  known  as  "  the  lantern  of  Kent,"  a  church  of  which 
George  Street,  the  architect,  when  engaged  in  restoring  it  in 
i860,  said  that  in  France  it  would  be  classed  as  a  national 
monument,  and  preserved  as  such  at  the  public  cost.  In  1638 
this  church  was  badly  damaged  by  fire  in  consequence  of 
being  struck  by  lightning,  and  the  Rector,  Mr.  Richard 
Chase,  who  had  already  come  to  loggerheads  with  his 
parishioners,  dismissed  his  cura.te  and  left  the  place  without 
any  spiritual  guidance.  Before  the  fire  he  never  "  came 
himselfe  above  once  or  twice  in  a  twealve  month,  and  then  only 
to  reccon  for  tythes  or  pick  quarrels,"  and  after  the  fire  the 
parishioners  had  to  lay  their  piteous  position  before  Parliament. 
Mr.  Richard  Chase  seems  to  have  been  a  worthy  companion  of 
his  contemporary  at  Minster. 

"And,  now,  since  our  Church  hath  bynn  burnt,  wee  have  had  neyther 
prayers  nor  any  other  function  ner  thes  two  yers  :  and  he  would  have 
dismist  his  Curat  assone  as  the  Church  was  burnt,  which  had  bynn  one  to 
us,  wee  having  noe  use  of  him  ;  but  nowe,  of  late,  wee  have  none  resident 
in  our  parish  to  bury  our  deed.  Soe  that  as  Mr.  Chase  leves  our  soules 
cure  to  the  neighbouring  ministers,  soe  our  bodies  to  lye  as  noysom 
carrion,  unless  the  dead  will  bury  ther  dead." 

It  was  ten  years  after  this  petition  that  the  living  of  Stone 
was  sequestered,  but  presumably  in  the  interval  the  Rector  was 
made  to  see  the  reasonableness  of  putting  it  into  a  fit  state  for 
use.  The  building  was  reverently  restored  by  Street  and 
remains  one  of  those  best  worth  visiting,  its  full  story,  so  far 
as  that  can  be  ascertained — with  the  evidence  showing  it  to 
have  been  erected  by  the  builder  of  Westminster  Abbey — is 
given  by  the  architect  named  in  the  third  volume  of  the 
Archceologia  Cantiana. 

The  name  of  the  "  lantern  of  Kent "  is  attached  to  Stone 
Church  in  accordance  with  an  ancient  joke  recorded  by 
Reginald  Scot,  "  It  is  a  common  jest,"  said  the  enlightened 
"discoverer"  of  witchcraft,  "among  the  watermen  of  the 
Thames  to  show  the  parish  church  of  Stone  to  the  passengers, 
calling  the  same  by  the  name  of  the  'lanterne  of  Kent,' 
affirming  and  that    not   untruly,    that    the    said  church   is    as 


3^o  KENTISH  CHALK  ch.  xix 

light  (meaning  in  weight  and  not  in  brightnesse)  at  midnight 
as  at  noonday." 

Two  hundred  years  ago,  when  most  East  Kentish  folk  who 
had  occasion  to  go  to  London  went  by  water  from  Gravesend, 
a  loaded  tilt-boat  was  wrecked  here  in  the  Long  Reach,  owing 
to  the  "  desperate  obstinacy  and  rudeness  "  of  the  steersman. 
He  would  "  tack  again  and  stand  over  upon  a  wind,"  though 
his  rowers  told  him  it  blew  a  storm ;  "  he  called  them  Fools 
bid  the  Wind  Blow-Devil  (a  rude  Sailor's  Proverb)  the  more 
Wind  the  better  Boat."  In  consequence  the  boat  shipped  a 
sea  and  foundered,  himself  and  fifty-three  passengers  being 
drowned,  only  five  of  those  aboard  succeeding  in  swimming 
ashore.  The  extent  to  which  these  tilt-boats — or  boats  with 
canvas  shelters  at  the  end — were  utilised  may  be  gathered  from 
the  fact  that  early  in  the  seventeenth  century  they  went  from 
"  Lion  Key  "  twice  a  day  with  the  tide  in  each  direction  "  betwixt 
London  and  the  towns  of  Deptford,  Greenwich,  Woolwich, 
Erith,  and  Greenhithe  in  Kent,"  while  "at  Billingsgate  are 
every  tide  to  be  had  Barges,  Light  Horsemen,  Tilt-boats  and 
Wherries,  from  London  to  the  towns  of  Gravesend  and  Milton 
in  Kent,  or  to  any  other  place  within  the  same  bounds ;  and 
as  weather  and  occasions  may  serve  beyond  and  further." 
The  fare  in  the  tilt-boat  was  sixpence  in  the  time  of  Defoe. 

As  the  approach  to  Rochester  along  the  Medway  is  given 
over  to  lime  and  cement  works,  so  all  along  this  stretch  of 
Kent  wrhere  the  chalk  comes  down  near  the  river  the  trade 
in  lime-making  and  exporting  and  in  the  quarrying  of  chalk  for 
the  purpose  of  sending  it  to  less  favoured  districts  is  carried 
on  as  it  has  been  carried  on  for  a  couple  of  centuries.  It  was 
so  when  Defoe  perambulated  the  country,  for  even  then  the 
"  chips  "  which  crumbled  where  the  large  chalk  was  quarried 
for  lime  were  carried  away  in  hoys  and  lighters  in  prodigious 
quantities  to  be  sold  to  the  farmers  of  Norfolk,  Suffolk,  and 
Essex,  who  sent  to  fetch  it  from  the  boats  by  land  carriage  ten 
or  fifteen  miles,  "  Thus  the  Barren  Soil  of  Kent,  for  such  the 
Chalky  Grounds  are  esteemed,  make  the  Essex  Lands  Rich 
and  Fruitful,  and  the  mixture  of  Earth  forms  a  Composition, 
which  out  of  two  Barren  Extreams,  makes  One  prolifick 
Medium  ;  the  strong  Clay  of  Essex  and  Suffolk  is  made 
Fruitful  by  the  soft  meliorating  melting  Chalk  of  Kent  which 
fattens   and    enriches    it."     The    whole   of  this    tract   of  our 


*e 


8 


382  POCAHONTAS  chap. 

county  bordering  the  Thames  shows  evidence  of  the  extent 
to  which  the  chalk  has  been  removed,  in  great  pits  — sometimes 
now  converted  into  gardens — giving  a  scarred  appearance  to 
the  river-side  county. 

Gravesend,  as  we  approach  it  coming  up  or  down  the 
Thames,  has  a  certain  picturesqueness,  especially  perhaps  in 
the  eyes  of  those  who  have  been  down  to  the  sea  in  ships  and 
return  after  a  long  voyage,  to  whom  it  is  often  the  first  home 
town  of  which  they  get  an  intimate  view.  Its  buildings  show 
diversified  with  trees  and  backed  by  the  rising  chalk  hills. 
It  is  a  place  of  considerable  importance  for  its  shrimp  fishery 
fleet,  and  from  the  fact  that  it  is  practically  the  limit  of  the 
Port  of  London — the  point  at  which  in-coming  vessels  are 
visited  by  the  Customs  officers,  the  point  at  which  the  river 
pilots  are  taken  on  board.  The  old  part  of  the  town  has  a 
certain  picturesqueness  in  its  narrow  ways,  but  it  has  not 
much  to  hold  the  attention  of  visitors.  Opposite,  on  the 
Essex  coast,  is  Tilbury,  a  famous  old  place  in  the  scheme  of 
Thames  defences,  where  Queen  Elizabeth  xeviewed  her  army 
when  the  Spanish  Armada  threatened  her  dominions. 

In  Gravesend  Church  was  buried  the  romantic  Indian 
Princess,  Pocahontas,  who  married  John  Rolfe — the  first 
tobacco  cultivator  of  Virginia,  as  smokers  may  like  to  be 
reminded — visited  England  and  died  in  1617,  when  arrange- 
ments had  been  made  for  her  to  return  with  her  husband 
to  Virginia.  Recently  attention  has  been  drawn  once  more 
to  her  story  by  the  discovery,  during  building  operations  near 
the  church,  of  remains  supposed  to  be  hers.  According  to 
the  church  register,  however,  the  beautiful  young  Indian  "  was 
buried  in  ye  chauncell,"  so  it  is  scarcely  likely  that  the  peculiar 
skull  found  last  summer  is  that  of  Pocahontas. 

On  a  wall  near  a  Gravesend  bowling-green  a  local  eighteenth 
century  celebrity  was  commemorated  in  the  punning  fashion 
admired  at  the  time  :  — 

"  To  the  Memory 

of  Mr.  Alderman  Nyun 

An  honest  Man  and  an  excellent  Bowler. 

Cuique  est  sua  Fama. 

1*  nil  forty  long  years  was  the  Alderman  seen, 

The  delight  of  each  Bowler,  and  King  of  this  Green  : 

As  long  be  remembered  his  art  and  his  name, 


XIX  BOWLED  OUT  383 

Whose  hand  was  unerring, — unrivalled  his  fame. 
His  BIAS  was  good,  and  he  always  was  found 
To  go  the  right  way,  and  take  enough  ground. 
The  Jack  to  the  uttermost  verge  he  would  send, 
For  the  Alderman  lov'd  a  full-length  at  each  end. 
Now  mourn  ev'ry  eye  that  has  seen  him  display 
The  Arts  of  the  Game,  and  the  wiles  of  his  Play, 
For  the  Great  Bowler,  DEATH,  at  one  critical  cast, 
Has  ended  his  Length,  and  close  rubb'd  him  at  last. 

F.  W.  posuit.     MDCCLXXVI." 


Rosherville  Gardens,  laid  out  largely  amid  disused  chalk 
quarries  which  stretch  along  the  river-side  west  of  Gravesend, 
have  long  been  famous  as  one  of  the  places  in  which  the 
Cockney  takes  his  pleasures  anything  but  sadly.  The 
"  Gardens,"  which  were  originally  established  by  one  Jeremiah 
Rosher — hence  the  name — lie  between  Gravesend  and  North- 
fleet.  The  latter  place  is  worth  visiting  on  account  of  its 
very  large  church,  from  which  are  to  be  had  good  views  up 
and  down  stream.  All  about  these  places  are  wide  fruit 
gardens  and  nursery  grounds — the  district  being  particularly 
noted  for  its  rhubarb  and  asparagus.  The  railway  from 
Gravesend  to  Rochester  runs  for  some  distance  closely 
parallel  with  the  old  Thames  and  Medway  Canal,  which  was 
completed  a  few  years  before  the  coming  of  the  railways,  only 
to  fall  into  early  disuse. 


CHAPTER  XX 

COBHAM,   ROCHESTER,   AND  THE  THAMES  MARSHES 

Leaving  Gravesend  we  have  choice  of  ways  to  the  triple  towns 
of  Strood,  Rochester,  and  Chatham.  First  we  reach  Chalk,  its 
landmark  church  notable  for  curious  carvings  over  the  doorway. 
Here  Dickens  spent  his  honeymoon  and  here  he  wrote  the  be- 
ginning of  his  perennially  amusing  "  Pickwick."  Passing  Chalk 
we  may  go  by  Gadshill ;  going  south  to  the  Watling  Street  we 
can  take  the  beautiful  road  by  Cobham  Park,  or  crossing  that 
highway  can  take  a  very  pleasant  round — through  the  chalk 
country,  of  hops,  orchards,  and  woodlands — by  Nurstead  and 
Meopham.  Here  we  should  pause  to  remember  that  in 
this  village  was  born  in  1608  John  Tradescant  the  younger, 
the  famous  botanist  and  traveller  whose  "  Closet  of  rarities  " 
forms  part  of  the  Ashmolean  Museum  at  Oxford.  Tradescant 
and  his  father  deserve  our  grateful  remembrances  for  the  many 
trees  and  plants  they  introduced  into  this  country,  trees  and 
plants  so  familiar  now  that  it  is  difficult  to  realise  what  our 
gardens  (and  especially  our  suburban  gardens)  would  be  with- 
out them,  for  among  the  trees  which  we  owe  to  them  are 
the  acacia,  the  plane,  and  the  lilac. 

From  Meopham  to  Wrotham  we  may  go  over  a  picturesque 
bit  of  the  Downs  by  following  the  south  road,  or  by  yet  more 
attractive  roundabout  ways  through  well-wooded  country, 
touching  at  many  retired  hamlets,  may  come  down  to  the 
Medway  at  Snodland  or  Hailing  and  thence  follow  the  river  to 
the  triple  towns.  The  whole  of  this  tract  with  its  up  and 
down  lanes,  its  wide  woodlands,  its  hillside  hopfields  is  full  of 
beauty.  Turning  east  after  passing  Meopham  Church  an 
attractive  route  over  Foxen  Down  takes  us  to   Luddesdown 


CH.   XX 


A  QUAINT  OLD  INN 


385 


Church  and   thence  to  Cobham  at   the  western   end   of  the 
beautiful  park. 

The  clean  and  neat  old  village  is  a  famous  point  of  pilgrim- 


The  Leather  Bottle,   Cobham 


age  for  Dickensians,  the  quaint  old  "  Leather  Bottle "  inn 
being  familiar  to  all  readers  of  "  Pickwick."  Was  it  not 
here  that  the  misanthropic  Tracy  Tupman  retired  ?     Was  it 

c  c 


386 


THE  PICKWICKIAN  "FIND" 


CHAP. 


not  here  that  Pickwick  and  Winkle  found  him  ?  And  above 
all  was  it  not  here  that  the  enthusiastic  Pickwick  bore  in 
triumph  his  archaeological  treasure  so  strangely  inscribed 
"  +BILSTUMPSHIS.MARK"?  The  Dickens'  room  is 
crowded  with  pictures  and  other  matters  associated  with  the 
Master. 

Cobham  Church,  restored,  has  much  to  interest  the  visitor  ; 


«>n*tM.^ 


Cobham  Church. 


especially  is  it  rich  in  monumental  brasses  from  the  thirteenth 
to  the  sixteenth  centuries.  Here  was  an  ancient  college  of 
which  there  are  but  scanty  remains,  the  New  College— dating 
from  the  modernity  of  Elizabeth's  time — consisting  of  twenty 
almshouses.  Cobham  Park  with  its  undulating  turf,  its 
broad   stretches    of    bracken,    its    grand    oaks,    ashes,    limes, 


XX  COBHAM  TO  GADSHILL  387 

and  chestnuts,  is  one  of  the  most  attractive  as  it  is  one 
of  the  most  extensive  in  the  county.  The  most  notable  of 
the  trees  is  a  great  chestnut  known  as  "  The  Four  Sisters." 
Cobham  Hall,  a  noble  red  brick  Elizabethan  mansion  with  a 
magnificent  collection  of  pictures  representing  many  schools, 
is  open  to  visitors  on  Fridays.  Hither  Charles  I.  and  his 
Queen  came  just  after  their  marriage  "all  the  high-waies 
strewed  with  roses  and  all  maner  of  sweet  flowrs."  The  grand 
park,  in  which  are  many  deer  and  a  large  heronry,  may  be 
crossed  and  Strood  reached  by  footpath,  which  passes  the  high- 
placed,  ugly  and  costly  Mausoleum  which  was  raised  in  1783 
but  has  never  been  utilised.  The  way  takes  us  first  through 
the  park  with  glimpses  of  the  red  brick  mansion,  then  through 
woodlands,  with  many  very  tall  hornbeams  and  birches,  to  an 
outlook  over  the  Medway  valley,  and  so  by  hopfields  to 
Strood. 

The  road  from  Cobham  passing  between  the  park  and  the 
open  Ashenbank  Wood  is  as  attractive  as  the  park  itself; 
where  it  joins  the  Watling  Street  we  might  easily  imagine 
ourselves  in  the  New  Forest.  To  the  north  of  the  main  road 
is  the  little  village  of  Shorne,  the  church  of  which  has  brasses 
and  other  monuments  and  a  sculptured  font  not  dissimilar 
from  that  at  Northfleet.  From  the  neighbourhood  of  the  post 
office  is  to  be  had  a  splendid  view  of  the  shipping-dotted 
reach  of  the  Thames  known  as  the  Lower  Hope.  A  vague 
Sir  John  Shorne,  supposed  to  have  belonged  to  this  village 
in  mediaeval  times,  was  looked  upon  as  a  kind  of  uncanon- 
ised  saint  "who  achieved  fame  by  the  curing  of  ague  and 
gained  notoriety  as  the  custodian  of  the  devil,  whom,  it  is 
alleged,  he  imprisoned  in  a  boot,  with  the  result  that  shrines 
were  erected  to  his  memory."  "  Maister  John  Shorne  "  had 
a  shrine  here  and  was  also  worshipfully  regarded  in  other 
places.  His  village  is  much  uglified  by  red  brick  since  Charles 
Dickens  thought  it  one  of  the  most  beautiful  in  Kent. 

From  Shorne  we  come  out  on  to  the  Gravesend  road 
and  turning  to  the  right  soon  reach  that  place  of  many 
memories — Gadshill.  Here  Prince  Hal  and  Poins  played  their 
trick  on  the  fat  knight  until  — 

"  Falstaff  sweats  to  death 
And  lards  the  lean  earth  as  he  walks  along," 

C    C    2 


388 


A  KENTISH  DICK  TURPIN 


CHAP. 


only  to  tell  a  different  story  of  his  own  behaviour,  how  he  was 
"at  halfsword  with  a  dozen  of  them  two  hours  together." 
The  fooling  of  genius  is  familiar  to  all,  and  Falstaff 's  connection 
with  the  hill  is  appropriately  perpetuated  in  the  name  of  an  inn. 


"■■■       %W 


Ma 


J"^fl't.<r»^-4-cri» 


Shorne  Churchyard. 


Gadshill — the  summit  of  which  is  broad  highway  between 
shrub  grown  gardens — was  notorious  as  a  scene  of  robberies 
for  centuries,  but  the  most  romantic  episode  attaching  to  it  is 
the  robbery  effected  at  four  in  the  morning  "by  one  Nick  on 
a  bay  mare  just  on  the  declining  part  of  the  hill  on  the  west 


XX 


GADSFIILL 


3S9 


side."  The  highwayman  got  away  to  Gravesend,  ferried  over 
the  river  and  galloped  helter-skelter,  reaching  York  the  same 
afternoon.  Changing  his  dress  Nick  went  to  the  Bowling 
Green  where  he  met  the  Lord  Mayor  of  York,  entered  into 
talk  with  him — and  so,  when  charged  with  the  crime,  proved 
an  alibi  and  got  off  on  the  strength  of  his  Worship's  evidence, 
the  jury  considering  it  impossible  that  a  man  who  played  at 
bowls  at  York  one  afternoon  could  have  been  at  Gadshill  on 


iH*^ 


The  Sir  John  Falstaff  Inn,  Gadshill. 


morr  ing 


tne 
suggested 


of  the  same  day !  Nick's  exploit  probably 
to  Harrison  Ainsworth  that  ride  to  York  of  Dick 
Turpin's  which  has  come  to  be  better  known  than  Turpin's 
actual  doings.  On  the  south  side  of  the  road  on  the  top  of 
the  hill,  masked  by  greenery,  is  Gadshill  Place,  which  was 
bought  by  Charles  Dickens  in  1856  and  where  he  died  in 
1870.  The  story  has  often  been  told  how,  as  a  boy,  Dickens 
fixed  his  affections  on  this  house,  and  how,  as  a  man,  his 
dream  of  possessing  it  was  realised.  Many  as  were  the  homes 
associated  with  the  novelist  this  is  the  one  likely  longest  to  be 


390  DICKENS'  LAND  chap. 

the  shrine  which  his  admirers  will  visit :  here  in  his  pleasant 
home  Boz  spent  his  later  years  and  here  he  suddenly  passed 
away  on  June  9,  1870.  His  affection  for  the  house  grew  with 
his  stay  in  it.  Shortly  after  he  had  entered  into  possession  he 
wrote  to  a  friend  : 

"  At  this  present  moment  I  am  on  my  little  Kentish  freehold  (not  in  top- 
boots,  and  not  particularly  prejudiced  that  I  know  of),  looking  on  as  pretty 
a  view  out  of  my  study  window  as  you  will  find  in  a  long  day's  English  ride. 
My  little  place  is  a  grave  red  brick  house,  which  I  have  added  to  and  stuck 
bits  upon  in  all  manner  of  ways,  so  that  it  is  as  pleasantly  irregular,  and  as 
violently  opposed  to  all  architectural  ideas,  as  the  most  hopeful  man  could 
possibly  desire.  The  robbery  was  committed  before  the  door,  on  the  man 
with  the  treasure,  and  Falstaff  ran  away  from  the  identical  spot  of  ground 
now  covered  by  the  room  in  which  I  write.  A  little  rustic  alehouse,  called 
the  Sir  John  Falstaff,  is  over  the  way — has  been  over  the  way  ever  since, 
in  honour  of  the  event.  Cobham  Park  and  Woods  are  behind  the  house  : 
the  distant  Thames  in  front  ;  the  Medway,  with  Rochester,  and  its  old 
castle  and  cathedral  on  one  side.  The  whole  stupendous  property  is  on  the 
old  Dover  road." 

Gadshill  Place  has  come  to  be  regarded  very  appropriately  as 
the  centre  of  Dickens  land — over  the  Medway  are  Rochester 
and  Chatham  associated  both  with  his  life  story  and  with  his 
novels,  north  by  the  marshes  is  Cooling  with  its  reminders  of 
"  Great  Expectations,"  south-west  is  Cobham  as  we  have  seen, 
and  south-east  the  supposed  Dingley  Dell,  with  further  afield 
Canterbury  familiar  to  David  Copperfield.  Dickens  loved  this 
quarter  of  Kent  associated  with  his  early  childhood  as  it  was  to 
be  with  his  latest  life,  and  many  people  love  it  the  more  for  its 
association  with  him.  On  the  Higham  side  of  the  hill  are  many 
pine  trees  and  an  obelisk — falling  to  pieces — erected  to  the 
memory  of  a  citizen  of  Rochester. 

Strood  and  Frindsbury,  Rochester  and  Chatham,  Brompton 
and  Gillingham — all  grown  together  but  that  the  Medway  sepa- 
rates the  first  two  from  the  others— form  a  congeries  of  towns 
with  curious  nooks  and  corners  of  old  buildings  and  tiled  and 
gabled  roofs — (especially  as  seen  from  the  railway).  By  the 
river  they  are  given  over  to  cement  works  and  other  manufac- 
tures ;  on  the  heights  Chatham  is  given  over  to  the  military  and 
on  the  river  side  to  the  naval  works  and  dock-yards.  Things 
have  not  changed  very  much — if  we  allow  for  the  coming  of 
tram-cars,  the  growth  of  the  cement  industry,  and  the  extension 
of  building  operations— since  Mr.  Samuel  Pickwick  summed 


XX 


THE  FOUR  TOWNS 


39i 


up  the  four  towns  of  Strood,  Rochester,  Chatham  and 
Brompton  thus  :  "  The  principal  productions  of  these  towns 
appear  to  be  soldiers,  sailors,  Jews,  chalk,  shrimps,  officers  and 
dock-yard  men.  The  commodities  chiefly  exposed  for  sale  in 
the  public  streets,  are  marine  stores,  hard-bake,  apples,  flat- 
fish, and  oysters." 

Of  these  towns  Rochester  is  by  far  the  most  interesting  both 
for  what  it  has  to  show  and  for  the  story  it  has  to  tell — the 
others,  with  their  long  streets  of  new  houses  spreading  by  the 


. 


Vieiu  frotn  the  Chatham  Recreation  Ground,   looking  ever  the  Barracks  and 
Dockyard  to  Brompton. 

riverside  and  up  the  chalk  hill  with  their  unpicturesque  busy- 
ness need  not  detain  us  long,  unless  curiosity  impels  to  a  visit 
to  the  great  Dock-yards.  At  Strood  we  may  recall  however 
that  Anne  Pratt,  who  did  so  much  to  popularise  the  study  of 
wild  flowers,  was  born  in  1806,  being  the  daughter  of  a  whole- 
sale grocer. 

According  to  an  old  saying  certain  Kentish  folk  are  born  with 
tails,  and  that  caudal  addition  is  supposed  to  be  a  privilege 
peculiarly  attaching  to  those  who  hail  from  Strood.  It  was  all 
owing  to  the  way  in  which  their  rude  forefathers  behaved  to 


392  MEN  WITH  TAILS  ch.  xx 

Thomas  a  Becket  when  the  Primate  and  the  King  had  fallen 
out,  or  so  at  least  says  Polydore  Virgil  when  honouring  "  his 
great  God  Saint  Thomas."  "  When  as  it  happened  him  upon 
a  time  to  come  to  Stronde  the  Inhabitants  thereabouts  (being 
desirous  to  dispite  that  good  Father)  sticked  not  to  cut  the  tail 
from  the  horse  on  which  he  road,  binding  themselves  thereby 
with  a  perpetuall  reproach  :  for  afterward  (by  the  will  of  God) 
it  so  happened,  that  every  one  which  came  of  that  kinred  of  men 
which  plaied  that  naughty  prank,  were  born  with  tails,  even  as 
brute  beasts  be."  Lambarde,  to  whom  we  owe  the  story,  points 
out  that  the  same  legend  attaches  to  St.  Augustine  and  his  rela- 
tions with  some  unmannerly  Dorsetshire  folk. 

Strood  and  Rochester  are  connected  by  a  bridge — running 
closely  parallel  to  the  most  hideous  of  all  railway  bridges — 
successor  after  a  long  interval,  to  one  of  wood  that  crossed  the 
Medway  here  as  early  as  1300,  for  in  that  year  Edward  I.  paid  to 
a  citizen  of  Rochester  twelve  shillings  in  lieu  of  a  horse  which 
had  been  hired  and  which  had  been  blown  off  the  bridge  into 
the  river.  Apparently  this  old  bridge  afforded  but  a  hazardous 
crossing,  for  in  the  British  Museum  is  an  ancient  manuscript 
poem  in  old  French  telling  of  the  "  Harpur  a  Roucestre,"  and 
of  how  when  midway  over  the  bridge  a  violent  wind  blew  him 
over  into  the  Medway  (the  pun  is  the  minstrel's),  of  how  he  called 
on  the  Virgin  for  assistance  and  still  harping  her  praises  was 
carried  a  league  down  the  stream  where  he  landed  in  safety,  and 
duly  offered  up  thanks  for  his  miraculous  preservation.  By  the 
reign  of  Elizabeth  the  old  wooden  bridge  had  given  place  to  "  a 
very  Fayer  Bridge  of  Stone,"  and  that  again  has  long  since  been 
replaced  by  an  iron  structure.1 

Its  position  on  the  road  from  Dover  to  London  has  made 
Rochester  an  important  place  ever  since  the  time  of  the  Roman 
occupation,  and  a  native  of  the  city  forty  years  ago  had  the 
curiosity  to  collect  all  references  to  remarkable  visitors  in  old 
manuscripts  and  printed  records  and  contributed  an  entertaining 
miscellany  of  such  to  the  Archeelogia  Cantianas  Some  of 
these  visits  were  of  distinguished  Continental  travellers  passing 
to  or  from  London,  others  were  of  English  monarchs  journey- 

1  The  stone  bridge  had  at  one  time  high,  iron  railings, — "  that  drunkards, 
not  uncommon  here,  may  not  mix  water  with  their  wine,"  as  a  French 
gentleman  put  it, — but  these  were  replaced  by  a  stone  balustrade  in  the 
18th  century.  2  Vol.  VI.  pp.  43-82. 


"    1  I! 


394  A  BAKER  SAINT  chap. 

ing  thither  to  see  their  navy.  Then  too,  the  city  was  a  stage 
on  the  road  for  pilgrims  from  London  to  Canterbury — "  Lo 
Rouchester  standeth  here  faste  by  " — and  the  century  that  saw 
pilgrimages  go  out  of  fashion  saw  the  navy  rise  into  greatness 
and  the  shore  of  the  Medway  become  the  chief  of  places  for 
the  building  and  fitting  out  of  ships. 

Though  the  seat  of  a  Roman  castrum,  it  is  by  the  remains 
of  its  Norman  castle  and  its  interesting  Cathedral  that 
Rochester  chiefly  appeals  to  the  visitor  now.  The  massive 
keep  and  the  Cathedral  are  the  most  prominent  objects  seen 
over  a  medley  of  old  gabled  roofs  as  we  reach  the  place  by 
train  and  each  is  worthy  a  visit  for  that  which  it  has  still  to 
show,  and  for  that  which  it  has  to  suggest  of  the  past.  The 
Bishopric  dates  back  to  the  beginning  of  the  7th  century,  when 
it  was  one  of  the  two  first  sees  founded  by  St.  Augustine.  The 
building,  in  which  there  are  remains  of  the  original  Saxon  and 
the  Early  Norman  churches,  is  full  of  architectural  interest  and 
beauty  and  contains  a  number  of  remarkable  old  tombs  and 
monuments,  notably  that  of  Bishop  Gundulf,  the  famous 
monkish  architect  to  whom  London  owes  its  White  Tower  and 
who  did  much  for  Rochester,  including,  the  building  of  the 
Castle.  The  Cathedral  was  also  long  celebrated  and  much 
frequented  for  the  shrine  of  St  William  the  patron  saint  of 
the  city.  St.  William  was  a  baker  from  Perth  who  was 
bound  as  pilgrim  for  the  Holy  Land  when  (it  is  believed 
in  1 201)  he  was  murdered  outside  the  walls  of  Rochester 
and  came  to  be  associated  therefore  with  this  city. 

Ernulf  was  another  of  its  bishops  to  whom  Rochester  Cathedral 
owed  much  improvement.  He  is  the  worthy  who  will  be 
remembered  by  readers  of  "  Tristram  Shandy "  as  author  of 
the  portentously  long  and  forceful  curse  which  was  read  out  by 
Dr.  Slop  at  Mr.  Shandy's  request  the  while  my  Uncle  Toby 
whistled  "  Lillabullero  " — "May  the  Holy  and  Eternal  Virgin 
Mary,  mother  of  God,  curse  him  — May  St.  Michael,  the 
advocate  of  holy  souls,  curse  him — and  may  all  the  angels, 
and  archangels,  principalities  and  powers,  and  all  the  heavenly 
armies,  curse  him.  (Our  Armies  swore  terribly  in  Flanders 
cried  my  Uncle  Toly, — but  nothing  to  this. — For  my  own 
part  I  could  not  have  a  heart  to  curse  my  dog  so)." 

Besides  its  monuments  to  ecclesiastical  dignitaries  Rochester 
Cathedral  has  others  that  will  appeal  more  intimately  to  most 


XX 


THE  POOR  TRAVELLERS 


395 


people  in  the  neighbouring  memorials  to  Richard  Watts  the 
1 6th  century  philanthropist,  and  to  Charles  Dickens,  the 
novelist  who  has  made  the  philanthropist  familiar  to  thousands 
of  readers.  It  is  not  necessary  to  do  more  than  refer  to 
"  The  Seven  Poor  Travellers,"  the  reading  of  which  must  alone 
make  many  people  desirous  of  visiting   the   quaint  hostel   in 


The  C>y/>t,   Rochester  Cathedral. 


the    High    Street    over    the    doorway    of    which     runs     the 
inscription 

"  Richard  Watts,  Esq. 

by  his  Will,  dated  22  Aug.,  1579, 

founded  this  Charity 

for  Six  poor  Travellers, 

who  not  being  Rogues,  or  Proctors, 

May  receive  gratis  for  one  Night, 

Lodging,  Entertainment, 

and  Fourpence  each." 

The  small  gabled  house  thus  inscribed,  which  was  rebuilt  in 


396 


WATT'S'  CHARITIES 


CHAP. 


1771  and  again  "renewed  and  inscribed"  in  1865,  represents 
but  a  small  portion  of  Watts'  charities,  the  annual  value  of 
which  is  considerable,  supporting  almshouses  and  contributing 
to  hospitals  and  other  local  institutions.  At  the  time  that 
Richard  Watts  left  certain  lands  in  the  neighbourhood  for  the 
good  of  his  townsfolk  he  could  have  little  idea  of  the  way  in 


The  Bull  at  Rochester. 


which  the  growth  of  the  city  would  increase  the  value  of  his 
bequest,  now  said  to  reach  the  amount  of  seven  thousand 
pounds  a  year.  The  quaint  inscription  which  suggested 
Dickens'  story  was  but  one  of  the  many  features  of  old 
Rochester  which  appealed  to  the  novelist.  "  The  old  High 
Street  of  Rochester  is  full  of  gables,  with  old  beams  and 
timbers    carved    into    strange   faces.     It    is    oddly   garnished 


xx  THE  FIVE  PEREGRINATORS  397 

with  a  queer  old  clock  that  projects  over  the  pavement  out  of 
a  grave,  red-brick  building,  as  if  Time  carried  on  business 
and  hung  out  his  sign."  Time  has  changed  the  city  much, 
but  his  "  sign  "  still  projects,  and  if  the  High  Street  is  no  longer 
"  full  of  gables  "  there  is  still  much  to  be  seen  reminding  us  of 
its  past,  the  Guildhall,  associated  with  Pip  and  Joe  Gargery, 
Eastgate  House  (the  Nuns'  House  of  "  Edwin  Drood "), 
"Satis  House,"  and  the  Bull  still  attract  Dickensian 
pilgrims. 

In  the  year  1732  Hogarth  and  four  friends  set  out  on  a 
"  Five  Days  Peregrination  by  Land  and  Water "  down  the 
Thames  and  reached  Rochester,  where  they  enjoyed  a  two 
hours'  dinner  "  on  a  dish  of  soles  and  flounders,  with  crab 
sauce,  a  calf's  heart,  stuffed  and  roasted,  the  liver  fried  and  the 
other  appurtenances  minced,  a  leg  of  mutton  roasted,  and 
some  green  peas,  all  very  good  and  well  dressed,  with  good 
small  beer,  and  excellent  port."  After  dinner  rest  a  while,  says 
the  proverb,  and  after  such  a  dinner  rest  would  certainly  have- 
seemed  advisable  to  most  people,  but  the  peregrinators  were 
apparently  equal  to  anything,  and  at  once  sallied  forth  when 
"  Hogarth  and  Scott  stopped  and  played  at  hop-scotch  in  the 
colonnade  under  the  Town-hall ;  and  then  we  walked  to 
Chatham,  bought  shrimps  and  ate  them."  The  walk  was  not 
a  very  long  one  for,  as  has  been  said,  the  towns  are  clustered 
together  here,  a  fact  which  is  well  put  in  the  Hudibrastic 
versifying  of  the  "  peregrination  "  made  by  the  Rev.  W.  Gostling 
when  he  told  of  the  five  surveying  the  scene  from  the  top  of 
the  castle  : 

"  All  roundabout  us  then  we  gaze, 
Observing,  not  without  amaze, 
How  towns  here  undistinguished  join, 
And  one  vast  One  to  form  combine. 
Chatham  with  Rochester  seems  but  one, 
Unless  we're  shown  the  boundary-stone. 
That  and  its  Yards  contiguous  lie 
To  pleasant  Brompton  standing  high  ; 
The  Bridge  across  the  raging  Hood 
Which  Rochester  divides  from  Strood 
Extensive  Strood,  on  t'other  side, 
To  Frindsbury  quite  close  ally'd  : 
The  Country  round  and  river  fair, 
Are  prospects  made  beyond  compare, 
Which  quite  in  raptures  we  admire  ; 
Then  down  to  face  of  earth  retire." 


398 


PEPYS   AFFRIGHTED 


CHAP. 


Visitors  should  follow  the  jovial  peregrinators  in  getting  the 
wide  view  which  is  obtainable  from  the  battlements  of  the 
Keep,  a  view  of  the  broad  stretching  Medway,  its  course 
marked  by  the  clustering  chimney  shafts  of  cement  works, 
of  the  wooded  hills,  of  the  mass  of  slate-roofed  grey  houses 
which  is  Strood,  and  of  the  other  towns  now  spread  about  this 
bit  of  the  old  Watling  Street.  When  Pepys  was  here  in 
1665  he  found  little  pleasure  presumably  in  the  climb — "  to 
Rochester,    to   visit    the   old   castle    ruins    which    have  .been 


Hi 


Rochester  Castle, 


a  noble  place  :  but,  Lord,  to  see  what  a  dreadful  thing 
it  is  to  look  upon  the  precipices,  for  it  did  fright  me  mightily." 
Here  and  there  on  the  old  walls  may  still  be  seen  the  beautiful 
wild  pink,  though  no  longer  in  such  profusion  as  when  Anne 
Pratt  wrote  of  the  castle  as  "  bathed,  though  in  ruins,  with 
a  flush  of  flowers,"  and  when  a  local  rhymer  sang  in  about  a 
hundred  lines  of 

"  The  Castle  Pink  !      The  Castle  Pink  ! 
How  wildly  free  it  waves, 
Exposed  to  every  blast  that  blows, 
And  every  storm  tiiat  raves." 


xx  ROCHESTER  CASTLE  399 

The  grand  old  ruined  Keep  forms  the  most  prominent 
object  in  the  view  of  the  visitor  approaching  Rochester.  After 
long  being  the  chief  stronghold  in  this  part  of  Kent,  and  the 
scene  of  various  sieges,  it  fell  into  a  state  of  disuse  until 
nearly  a  quarter  of  a  century  ago  it  was  secured  by  the 
city  and  the  grounds  laid  out  as  a  place  for  public  recreation. 
Its  massy  walls,  stout  pillars  and  bold  carvings  tell  of  the 
days  when  such  a  place  could  be  held  long  against  a  foe, 
of  the  time  when  Odo,  Bishop  of  Bayeux,  owner  of  so  large 
a  portion  of  Kent,  sought  unavailingly  on  the  death  of  the 
Conqueror  to  hold  it  on  behalf  of  Robert  of  Normandy, 
its  besieging  by  King  John,  and  its  subsequent  capture  by 
the  Dauphin,  of  the  fruitless  siege  by  the  barons  when  it  was 
held  by  Simon  de  Montfort.  It  is  true  that  the  present 
structure  did  not  witness  all  these  changes,  for  the  existing 
Keep  was  built  early  in  the  12th  century;  use  being  made  of 
the  earlier  one  which  in  turn  had  incorporated  something 
of  the  old  Roman  castrum,  built  according  to  unsupported 
legend  by  Julius  Cassar.  Time  in  carrying  on  his  "  business  " 
here  has  made  the  grim  building  of  many  memories  the 
centre  of  a  beautiful  public  pleasance,  where  young  Rochester 
seems  ever  to  be  feeding  the  numerous  pigeon-tenants  of  the 
Keep. 

It  was  at  Rochester  that  Charles  II.  rested  for  the  night  on 
his  way  to  London  when  he  had  "come  into  his  own  again  " 
in  May,  166c,  staying  at  what  has  since  come  to  be  known 
as  Restoration  house,  a  handsome,  Elizabethan  residence, 
and  it  was  at  Rochester  that  his  brother  James  II.  stayed 
twice  during  that  time  when,  loth  to  stay  and  unwilling 
to  fly,  he  was  playing  weakly  into  the  strong  hands  of  William 
of  Orange.  It  is  said  that  it  was  from  47  High  Street  that 
James  made  his  final  escape,  stealing  from  the  house  by 
the  back  entrance  at  the  dead  of  night  with  a  single  companion, 
and  making  for  the  river,  where  a  small  skiff  was  in  waiting. 
When  day  broke  the  abdicating  monarch  was  upon  a  smack 
in  the  Thames  and  a  few  hours  later  reached  the  French  coast 
and  the  safety  of  ignominious  exile. 

Chatham  and  Brompton  are  mainly  attractive  for  their 
military  *  and  naval  establishments.  The  great  Dock-yard 
with  its  reputation  of  over  two  centuries  is  a  wonderful  hive  of 
impressive  busyness  which  attracts  and  fascinates  many  visitors. 


400 


THE  SCAPEGOAT  PETT  chap. 


Here  many  ships  have  been  launched  from  the  days  of 
Elizabeth ;  here  was  much  building  and  work  in  the  days 
when  Mr.  Samuel  Pepys  was  Secretary  to  the  Admiralty,  and 
here  in  those  days,  too,  befell  the  Dutch  attack  when  De 
Ruyter  brought  his  fleet  up  Medway  and  Thames  and  did 
considerable  damage  to  the  English  navy.  There  seems  to 
have  been  a  good  deal  of  bungling  in  high  places,  and  a 
scapegoat  being  called  for,  the  unhappy  lot  fell  on  Peter  Pett, 
Commissioner  of  the  Navy  at  Chatham  and  member  of  a 
family  the  name  of  which  was  represented  in  the  Dock-yards 
for  a  couple  of  centuries.  Pett  was  removed  from  his  position, 
imprisoned  in  the  Tower  and  threatened  with  impeachment. 
A  contemporary  satirist,  Andrew  Marvell  it  has  been  suggested, 
dealt  with  the  matter  in  stinging  fashion  ; 

s'  After  this  loss,  to  relish  discontent, 

Some  one  must  be  accus'd  by  Punishment. 

All  our  miscarriages  on  Pett  must  fall  ; 

His  name  alone  seems  fit  to  answer  all. 

Whose  Counsel  first  did  this  mad  War  beget  ? 

Who  all  Commands  sold  thro'  the  Navy  ?     Pett. 

Who  would  not  follow  when  the  Dutch  were  bet  ?  ...  . 

Who  to  supply  with  Powder  did  forget 

Langiiard,  Sheerness,  Gravesend and  Upnorl     Pett. 

Who  all  our  Ships  expos'd  in  Chatham's  Net  ? 

Who  should  it  be  but  the  Phanatkk  Pett? 

Pett,  the  Sea  Architect,  in  making  Ships 

Was  the  first  cause  of  all  these  Naval  slips  ; 

Had  he  not  built,  none  of  these  faults  had  bin  ; 

If  no  Creation,  there  had  been  no  Sin." 

East  of  the  Dock-yards  on  the  further  sides  of  hills  in  which 
a  large  part  of  Chatham  is  basined  are  Gillingham  and  Grange, 
the  latter  close  to  the  marshes,  the  former  at  the  beginning  of 
the  broad  stretch  of  fruit-growing  country  extending  from  here 
to  Faversham.  It  is  a  far  cry  from  the  cherry  orchards 
of  Gillingham  to  the  cherry  orchards  of  Japan  but  Gillingham 
deserves  mention  on  another  account,  for  here  was  born 
William  Adams,  destined  to  be  the  first  Englishman  to  reside  in 
Japan,  where  he  lived  from  1600  until  his  death  in  1620. 
Adams'  letters  are  the  earliest  news  which  we  have  from  the 
far  eastern  Empire,  and  it  is  interesting  to  recall  that  he 
"buylt"  ships  for  the  country  that  has  now  become  a  great 
naval  power,  and  also  to  know  that  our  adventurer's  summing 


XX 


CHALK   HILL   HAMLETS 


401 


up  of  the  Japanese,  was  so  sure  that  it  might — except  in  the 
matter  of  spelling — be  that  of  the  latest  globe-trotter  :  "  This 
Hand  of  Iapon  is  a  great  land  .  .  .  The  people  of  this  Hand 
of  Iapon  are  good  of  nature,  curteous  above  measure,  and 
valliant  in  wane  ;  their  iustiee  is  severely  executed  without  any 
partialitie  upon  transgressors  of  the  law.     They  are  governed 


-^3 


i^fe,  i 


Old  Road,  Chatham  {Wat ling  Street). 


in  great  ciuilitie.     I  meane,  not  a  land  better  governed  in  the 
world  by  ciuill  policie." 

East  of  Chatham  on  the  broad  Watling  Street  is  Rainham 
with  an  interesting  church,  and  southwards  are  many  quiet 
wooded  ways  up  the  rising^  chalk  land  with  but  few  and  small 
hamlets,  as  at  Bredhurst  and  Lidsing  from   which  we  can   go 

D  i> 


402  THE  THAMES  MARSHES  chap. 

through  woods  to  Kits  Coty  House  and  so  to  the  Medway 
again.  Returning  to  the  river  at  Rochester,  a  pleasant  rising 
road  may  be  followed  through  Borstal,  and  keeping  to  the 
higher  way  it  affords  us  again  and  again  views  over  the  Medway 
valley,  and  an  especially  beautiful  one  when  we  near  the  great 
chalk  pits  overlooking  Burham.  Descending  to  the  river 
opposite  Snodland  we  can  cross  to  that  place  and  so  return  to 
Strood  by  Hailing  and  Cuxton.  Most  of  the  names  of  these 
Medway-side  villages  are  associated  with  cement,  the  little 
lines  for  carrying  the  chalk  from  the  hill-side  quarries  are 
familiar  objects,  and  the  chimney  shafts  go  far  to  destroy  the 
beauty  of  these  reaches  of  the  river,  yet  there  is  much  that  is 
attractive  about  the  scene  on  a  bright  day  when  barges  with 
ruddy  brown  sails  are  passing  along,  but  we  must  go  far  up  the 
stream  to  find  the  Medway  as  Spenser  describes  it. 

"  Like  silver  sprinkled  here  and  there, 

With  glittering  spangs  that  did  like  stars  appear." 

To  the  north  of  Rochester  spread  the  broad-stretching 
marshes  lying  between  the  Medway  and  the  Thames.  Here 
are  various  small  villages  and  old  churches,  with  many 
retired  farms  scattered  on  the  flats,  and  about  the  lower  hills 
into  which  the  land  rises  as  we  near  the  Gravesend  district.' 
This  peninsula  formed  by  the  river  Thames  and  Medway  is 
probably  but  little  visited.  I  have  zig-zagged  over  it  without 
seeing  anyone  beyond  villagers  and  field  labourers  except 
at  the  beautifully  situated  golf-links  below  Higham  Upshire. 
Yet  there  is  much  pleasant  country  to  be  seen  in  the  wooded 
hills  and  cornlands  stretching  across  the  central  part  of  the 
peninsula  and  a  charm  in  the  broad  marshes  going  down  to 
the  river.  The  villages  have  not  much  to  detain  us  except 
that  of  Cooling  (or  Cowling),  the  old  castle  of  which,  part 
hidden  by  trees,  is  well  worth  visiting.  Besides  some  portions 
of  the  walls  there  remains  a  fine  flint  and  stone  14th  century 
machicolated  gatehouse  almost  perfect.  Through  the  entrance 
is  seen  a  modern  house  strangely  contrasting  with  the  ancient 
gateway.  On  the  right-hand  tower  the  visitor  will  notice  an 
old  enamelled  inscription  with  seal  duly  attached.     This  runs  : 

"  Knoweth  that  beth  and  shall  be, 

That  I  am  made  in  help  of  the  contre, 
In  knowing  of  which  thing, 
This  is  Chartre  and  witnessing." 


xx  THE  ISLE  OF  GRAIN  403 

The  castle  was  built  by  John  Lord  Cobham,  a  powerful 
noble  of  his  time,  who  was  succeeded  by  his  granddaughter, 
one  of  whose  five  successive  husbands  was  that  Sir  John 
Oldcastle,  the  Lollard  martyr,  whose  name  first  appeared  in 
Shakespeare's  '•  Henry  IV."  in  place  of  that  of  Sir  John 
Falstaff.  Oldcastle  shut  himself  up  in  Cooling  and  refused  the 
Archbishop's  citations,  but  was  finally  arrested  and,  after 
escaping  from  the  Tower  of  London,  was  re-captured,  tried, 
and  executed  for  opinions  which  little  more  than  a  century  later 
he  would  have  been  executed  for  denying.  When  Wyatt  was 
seeking  to  raise  Kent  on  behalf  of  Protestantism  he  unavailingly 
attacked  Cooling,  but  the  Lord  Cobham  of  that  day  defended 
it  so  stubbornly  that  the  siege  had  to  be  raised. 

To  the  west  of  the  castle  beyond  wide  fields  given  up 
to  the  cultivation  of  vegetables  is  the  interesting  little  village 
of  Cliffe,  a  place  of  importance  in  the  early  times  of  the 
Church,  overlooking  wide  marshes.  Here  Mr.  J.  Holland 
Rose  thinks  that  when  Napoleon  contemplated  the  invasion 
of  England  he  probably  "hoped  to  effect  a  landing  near 
the  mouth  of  the  Thames  (perhaps  on  the  Cliffe  peninsula 
between  Sheerness  and  Gravesend)."  East  of  Cooling  by 
winding  lanes  we  may  go  to  High  Halstow,  St.  Mary's  Hoo, 
Allhallows  and  Stoke,  by  fields  of  radish  and  other  seed  crops, 
and  so  down  to  the  marshland  pastures  and  the  end  of 
the  peninsula  at  the  Isle  of  drain, — cut  off  by  Yantlet 
Creek — with  its  restored  little  church  noticeable  for  a  castel- 
lated tower  lower  than  the  body  of  the  building.  Coming 
down  off  the  higher  ground  towards  Grain  we  see  on  our  left 
over  broad  saltings,  or  marshes  partly  under  water  at  high  tide, 
the  shipping  of  the  Thames,  and  on  the  right  that  of  the 
Med  way.  Going  down  to  the  shore  by  Grain  Tower  we  have, 
over  half  a  mile  away  across  the  mouth  of  Medway,  the 
Dockyard  of  Sheerness. 

The  country  here  has  changed  a  good  deal  since  the  old 
distich  was  written, 

"  He  that  rideth  in  the  Hundred  of  Hoo 

Besides  pilfering  Seamen  shall  find  dirt  enow." 


D    D    2 


CHAPTER  XXI 

SITTINGBOURNE,    FAVERSHAM    AND    SHEPPEY 

Leaving  Rochester  and  Chatham  with  the  strange  mixture  of 
past  and  future — the  past  of  an  ancient  cathedral,  a  Norman 
castle,  old  houses  and  a  fiction-master's  creations,  the  future 
which  the  great  dock-yards  are  concerned  in  safeguarding — we 
come  to  a  long  stretch  of  country  largely  given  over  to  the 
cultivation  of  fruit ;  cherry  orchards  appear  to  predominate, 
but  are  varied  with  tracts  of  plums,  pears  and  apples,  with 
fields  upon  fields  of  bush  fruit,  while  there  are  also  many  of 
those  hop-gardens  which  form  our  county's  most  persistent 
characteristic  from  the  Weald  to  the  marshes  and  "isles."  To 
the  railway  traveller  the  journey  from  Chatham  to  Faversham  in 
spring  seems  to  be  through  "orchards,  orchards  all  the  way," 
and  the  fruit  country  may  be  followed  northward  to  the  marshes 
about  the  Medway  estuary,  and  southward  up  the  hills  that  lie 
between  Maidstone  and  Ashford.  The  railway  traveller  gets 
but  a  "sample," and,  beautiful  as  it  is  in  blossoming  and  lamb- 
ing time,  not  the  best  sample  of  this  part  of  the  country. 
The  same  may  be  said  of  the  journeyer  along  the  highway, 
the  old  Watling  Street,  with  which  the  railroad  keeps  closely 
parallel  for  most  of  the  distance, — who  gets  but  a  glimpse  of 
"the  Cherrie  Garden  and  Apple  Orchard  of  Kent."  It  was 
in  the  Sittingbourne  district  that  the  first  cherry  orchard  is 
reported  to  have  been  planted,  so  we  may  believe  that  it  was 
hereabouts  "  our  honest  patriote  Richard  Harrys  (fruiterer  to 
King  Henrie  the  8)  planted  by  his  great  cost  and  rare  industrie 
the  sweet  cherrie  temperate  pipyti  and  the  golden  renate  .  .  . 
about  the  year  of  our  Lord  Christ  1533."  Of  the  coming  of 
the  cherry  and  of  the  "honest  patriote"  we  saw  something  in 


CII.    XXI 


MORALISING  ON  A  CHERRY  STONE 


405 


an  earlier  chapter,  here  it  must  suffice  to  say  that  from  Gilling- 
ham  to  Faversham,  zig-zagging  north  and  south  of  the  Watling 
Street,  we  may  pass  by  mile  after  mile  of  well  kept  orchards, 
may  be  struck  again  and  again  by  the  radiatings  which  always 
make  the  spectator  a  centre,  thanks  to  the  commonly  adopted 
quincuncial    arrangement  of  the  trees. 

The  popularity  of  the  cherry  in  Fuller's  time  is  made  plain 
by  that  writer's  enthusiastic  testimony — "No  English  fruit  is 


Sitthi  gbou  me. 

dearer  than  those  at  first,  cheaper  at  last,  pleasanter  at  all  times  ; 
nor  is  it  less  wholesome  than  delicious  .  .  .  We  leave  the 
wholesomeness  of  this  fruit  both  for  food  and  physic,  to  be 
praised  by  others,  having  hitherto  not  met  with  any  discom- 
mending it.  As  for  the  outlandish  proverb,  '  He  that  eateth 
cherries  with  noblemen,  shall  have  his  eyes  spurted  out  with  the 
stones,'  it  fixeth  no  fault  in  the  fruit;  the  expression  merely 
being  metaphorical,  wherein  the  folly  of  such  is  taxed,  who 
associate  themselves  equal  in  expense  with  others  in  higher 
dignity  and  estate,  till  they  be  losers  at  last,  and  well  laughed 


4o6  BIRDS  AND  GUNS  chap. 

at  for  their  pains."  Even  in  a  cherrystone  the  moraliser  may 
find  his  text. 

Rainham,  or  Renham  as  it  was  anciently  spelt  and  is  now 
frequently  pronounced,  has  no  special  attractiveness  beyond 
some  curious  monuments  and  brasses  in  the  church,  but  from 
it  we  may  find  pleasant  ways  by  orchards  and  fields  to  Upchurch, 
Lower  Halstow — High  Halstow  we  saw  dominating  the  Thames 
marshes — and  the  marshes.  The  little  Halstow  church  is 
worth  visiting  for  it  contains  some  Roman  masonry  reminding 
us  that  here  we  are  in  a  neighbourhood  where  the  Romans 
had  an  important  centre  and  where  it  is  believed  they  had  their 
most  extensive  British  potteries.  Many  pieces  of  such  pottery 
and  other  remains  have  been  recovered  in  this  district  on  both 
sides  of  that  highway,  which  is  the  most  enduring  mark  the 
Romans  left  us.  Some  of  the  best  remains  of  native  glass  of 
the  Roman  period  have  also  been  recovered  hereabouts. 

The  marshes  are  broken  much  by  broad  creeks  or  inlets, 
and  though  there  is  something  of  a  sameness  about  them 
there  is  a  distinct  charm  in  the  wide,  grassy  stretches  when  seen 
under  a  bright  sky,  and  a  quiet  that  should  please  the  greatest 
of  solitudinarians.  Here;  too,  the  lover  of  birds  may  sometimes 
see  some  unusual  visitors,  but  until  such  visitors  are  brought 
under  an  all-the-year-round  Protection  Act  it  seems  unwise  to 
specify  either  the  birds  or  the  localities  in  which  they  have 
been  seen.  The  way  in  which  rare  birds  are  shot  must  have 
been  newly  brought  home  to  many  readers  by  Mr.  W.  J.  Davis's 
interesting  compilation  on  "The  Birds  of  Kent,"  and  must 
have  suggested  that  collectors  and  indiscriminating  "  sportsmen  " 
should  not  be  allowed  to  welcome  such  visitants  with  a  charge 
of  shot  "  pour  encourager  les  autres."  It  would  be  well  if  the 
shooting  of  our  rarer  birds  could  be  made  an  offence  against 
the  law,  as  it  is  one  against  good  taste  ;  any  one  convicted  of 
the  offence  twice  might  be  made  ineligible  for  having  a  gun 
license. 

From  the  little  marsh-land  village  of  Wade  may  easily  be 
reached  the  toll  (and  railway)  bridge  leading  into  Sheppey, 
the  only  link  of  the  kind  between  the  mainland  and  the  Isle. 
Leaving  Sheppey  for  a  while  we  may  return  by  the  small 
village  of  Bobbing — where  having  "slipped  into  orders"  the 
"execrable  Titus  Oates"  was  for  a  brief  while  vicar  — to  the 
main  road  and  to  the  pleasantly  situated  Newington,  a  village 


xxi  DR.   PLOT,   HISTORIOGRAPHER  407 

surrounded  by  hop-gardens  and  orchards,  lying  mostly  to  the 
north  of  the  high  road.  Its  station  is  a  good  centre  from  which 
to  reach  the  marfh  district,  affording  within  a  walk  of  a  few 
miles  the  most  varied  scenery,  where  hoplands  and  orchards 
gradually  give  place  to  the  marsh  meadows  and  saltings. 

To  the  south  by  further  stretches  of  hops  and  orchards,  as 
we  rise  towards  the  chalk  ridge  are  the  villages  of  Hartlip  and 
Stockbury,  a  little  to  the  west  of  the  former  are  the  remains  of 
an  extensive  Roman  villa  opened  up  and  closely  explored  in 
the  middle  of  the  last  century.  Other  Roman  remains  were 
found  at  about  the  same  time  at  Sutton  Baron  (or  Barne) 
about  two  miles  east  of  Stockbury.  Near  here,  too,  are  the 
orchard-surrounded  villages  of  Kredgar,  Tunstall  and  Borden. 
At  Sutton  Baron  was  born  and  died  the  antiquary  Robert  Plot, 
first  custodian  of  the  Ashmolean  Museum  at  Oxford,  historio- 
grapher royal,  secretary  to  the  Royal  Society,  and  friend  of  our 
two  great  diarists,  Pepys  and  Evelyn.  Plot  produced  such 
"  natural  histories "  of  Oxfordshire  and  Warwickshire  that 
Evelyn  wished  he  might  continue  the  work  throughout  all  the 
counties.  Eater  critics  have  been  less  kind.  "Pliny,  who 
wrote  what  he  believed  to  be  true,  though  too  often  assumed 
upon  the  credit  of  others,  has  been  called  a  liar,  because  he 
knew  nothing  of  experimental  philosophy,  and  Dr.  Tint, 
because  he  did  not  know  enough  of  it."  Plot  is  buried  at 
Borden  and  there  his  widow  erected  a  monument  to  his  memory. 

Returning  to  the  high  road  again  by  the  hamlets  of  Chestnut 
Street  and  Key  Street  we  come  out  opposite  the  road  to 
Bobbing  and  Wade,  and  turning  to  the  right  have  Sitting- 
bourne  about  a  mile  and  a  half  away.  The  hamlets  through 
which  we  pass  here  are  chiefly  notable  for  their  names. 
Chestnut  Street  reminds  us  of  the  numbers  of  sweet  chestnut 
trees  seen  in  this  district,  descendants  it  is  suggested 
of  those  originally  introduced  by  the  Romans,  who  fondly 
hoped  to  establish  the  tree  for  the  sake  of  its  food  nuts,  but 
the  fruit  it  bears  in  this  country  is  rarely  anything  but 
insignificant.  It  remains,  however,  one  of  the  notable  trees  of 
our  well-wooded  county,  though  mostly  grown  in  coppices  as 
game  cover,  and  for  hop  poles.  Key  Street  takes  its  name 
from  Keycol  Hill — between  it  and  Newington — which, 
according  to  Hasted,  derives  from  Caii  Collis  or  Caius  Julius 
Caesar's  Hill ! 


4o8  THE  SWALE  MARSHES  chap. 

Sittingboume;  reached  by  a  navigable  creek  from  the  Swale, 
claims  the  distinction  of  being  a  sea  port.  It  is  one  of  the 
principal  centres  of  the  fruit-growing  country  and  forms  with 
its  near  neighbours  Milton  and  Murston  an  important  place  for 
the  manufacture  of  cement,  paper  and  brickjf  It  is  too  the  rail- 
way junction  for  reaching  the  Isle  of  Shep«ey.  Sittingboume 
church,  having  been  destroyed  by  fire  in  tlfe  eighteenth  century, 
has  little  beyond  a  curious  monument  to  an  unknown  lady  and 
infant,  but  Milton  church  has  Roman  and  herring-bone  work 
in  its  masonry.  Milton — Milton  Royal  as  it  claims  to  be 
named — is  one  of  the  chief  centres  of  the  oyster  fishery,  and 
has  long  shared  with  Whitstable  association  with  that  delicate 
bivalve  the  reputation  of  which  on  this  coast  goes  back  to 
the  days  of  the  Romans.  Here  we  overlook  the  marshes  ex- 
tending to  the  Swale,  and  going  past  the  church  may  follow  a 
footpath  to  an  old  quadrangular  earthwork  known  as  Castle 
Rough  near  to  Milton  Creek,  where  tradition  says  the  Danish 
chieftain  Hasting  made  a  fortress  in  894,  after  bringing  eighty 
of  his  ships  up  the  Swale. 

These  Swale  marshes  and  the  country  adjacent  seem  indeed 
to  have  had  great  importance  in  olden  times.  On  the  further 
side  of  the  creek  and  near  to  Sittingboume  is  Bayford  Castle, 
first  erected — "a  pre-conquest  earthwork'' — in  the  same  year 
as  Hasting  formed  his  camp  at  Castle  Rough,  by  King  Alfred 
for  the  purpose  of  keeping  watch  upon  the  Danish  invaders. 
It  subsequently  underwent  conversion  into  a  Norman  castle,  and 
centuries  since  fell  from  its  high  estate  to  being  a  mere  farm 
house,  and  its  ditch-surrounded  enclosure  to  being  an  orchard. 
A  mile  and  a  half  to  the  east  of  Bayford  is  the  mound — amid 
cherry  orchards  —on  which  stood  another  of  our  Kentish  castles, 
thatofTonge  or  Tong,  anciently,  if  old  Geoffrey  of  Monmouth 
is  to  be  accepted  as  a  veritable  historian,  Thong.  The  story 
runs  that  Hengist  asked  permission  of  Vortigem  to  send  over 
for  more  Saxons  to  oppose  the  British  king's  enemies,  and,  that 
conceded,  then  pointed  out  that  he  ought  to  have  some  town  or 
city  granted  him,  to  which  Vortigem  did  not  agree.  "  '  Give 
your  servant,'  said  Hengist,  '  only  so  much  ground  in  the  place 
you  have  assigned  me,  as  I  can  encompass  with  a  leathern 
thong  for  to  build  a  fortress  upon  as  a  place  of  retreat  if 
occasion  should  require.  For  I  will  always  be  faithful  to  you, 
as  I  have  been  hitherto,  and  pursue  no  other  design  in  the  re- 


xxi  ROWENA  THE  SAXON  409 

quest  which  I  have  made.  With  these  words  the  King  was 
prevailed  upon  to  grant  him  his  petition  ;  and  ordered  him  to 
despatch  messengers  into  Germany,  to  invite  more  men  over 
speedily  to  assistance.  Hengist  immediately  executed  his 
orders,  and  taking  a  bull's  hide,  made  one  thong  out  of  the 
whole,  with  which  he  encompassed  a  rocky  place  that  he  had 
carefully  made  choice  of,  and  within  that  circuit  began  to  build 
a  castle,  which,  when  finished,  took  its  name  from  the  thong 
wherewith  it  had  been  measured." 

Then  came  eighteen  ships  full  of  Saxons  bringing  with  them 
Hengist's  beautiful  daughter  Rowena,  and  at  a  feast  at  the  new 
"  Thong  "  Castle  Vortigen  fell  in  love  with  and  married  her. 
The  romantic  story  has  been  set  amid  other  scenes,  but — allowing 
for  the  dropped  h — seems  fittingly  to  belong,  and  may  well  be 
recalled,  here,  though  some  writers  who  have  no  liking  for  the 
"flowers"  of  history  dismiss  the  whole  matter  as  an  idle  tale. 
On  the  main  road  just  south  ofTorige  Mill  near  the  place  where 
the  old  castle  stood  is  another  of  the  orchard  villages,  Bapchild, 
with  an  Early  English  and  Norman  Church,  while  Rodmersham, 
another  of  them,  is  a  little  farther  south.  All  along  the  road 
and  a  couple  of  miles  on  either  side  we  may  visit  villages  and 
hamlets  among  the  cherries  — places  which  are  at  their  best  at 
the  Maytime  of  the  year.  Northwards,  however,  we  soon 
through  the  fruit  tree  country  to  the  marshes  bordered  by  the 
Swale  and  its  creeks.  Where  these  are  given  over  to  six  ep 
pasturing  they  have  a  distinct  attractiveness,  but  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  Teynham  they  are  marked  and  marred  by  unlovely 
brick  fields.  Of  an  old  rhyme  concerning  this  bit  of  country 
there  are  two  contradictory  versions,  one  of«which  savs 

If  you'll  live  a  little  while. 

Go  to  Bapchild 
If  you'd  live  Long 

Go  to  Teynham  or  Tong." 

This  sounds  satisfactory  for  those  compelled  to  live  in  the 
marsh  country,  but  then  comes  the  pessimistic  rendering 

"  He  that  would  not  live  long, 

Let  him  dwell  at  Murston,  Teynham  or  Tong." 

Incidentally,  perhaps,  it  illustrates  the  fact  that  such  place- 
rhymes  are  produced  not  so  much  with  the  view  of  enunciating 


410 


KENTISH  VINEYARDS 


CHAP. 


a  truth  as  with  the  object  of  making  an  easily  remembered 
jingle.  Perhaps  the  first  version  was  made  by  a  marsh-dweller 
and  the  revision  by  one  who  preferred  the  hills.  Healthful  or 
not  there  is  nothing  about  Teynham  now  to  remind  us  that  at 
one  time  the  archbishops  of  Canterbury  had  a  vineyard  here. 
Kent  had  several  vineyards  in  the  13th  century,  but  they  long 
since  passed  out  of  cultivation,  giving  place  to  other  fruit  and  to 
the  ubiquitous    hops.     Here  and  there  we  come  across  vine 


Favcrsham  from  the  Creek. 


covered  cottages,  but  then  it  may  be  believed  that  the  vine  is 
more  ornamental  than  fruitful. 

Faversham,  which  Cobbett  commended  as  "a  very  pretty 
little  town  "  is  a  mixture  of  old  and  new,  of  the  comfort  of  a 
substantial  place  with  traditions,  and  the  sordidness  which  be- 
longs to  so  many  creekside  towns  ;  it  had  old  time  importance 
owing  to  the  fact  that  the  Watling  Street  from  Dover  first 
touched  an  inlet  of  navigable  water  where  a  creek  comes  inland 
from  the  Swale.  That  it  was  a  place  of  importance  in  Roman 
times  has  been  shown  by  the  discovery  of  many  remains  which 
have  found    their    way  into    various    collections,   notably    the 


xxi  ARDEN  OF  FEVRESHAM  411 

Clibbs  collection  in  the  British  Museum.  Later  it  was  favoured 
as  a  Royal  residence,  being  described  in  the  9th  century  as 
"  the  King's  little  town  of  Fevresham,"  and  his  "  royal  villa." 
Here  in  930  Athelstane  held  a  wittenagemote.  The  mediaeval 
progress  of  the  place  was  as  usual  marked  by  the  establishment 
of  an  Abbey.  This  was  founded  by  King  Stephen  and  his 
Queen,  who  were  buried  here  with  their  son.  Abbey  Farm,  to 
the  north  of  the  town,  not  far  from  the  creek,  is  on  the  site 
of  the  Abbey,  of  which  there  are  but  scanty  remains. 

Faversham  Abbey  has  however  an  important  place  in  our 
literary  history,  for  in  the  middle  of  the  16th  century  it  and  its 
lands  belonged  to  one  Thomas  Arden,  or  Ardern,  one  time 
mayor  of  the  town,  who  on  Sunday,  February  15,  1 550-1  was, 
as  the  "Wardmote  Book  of  Faversham"  records,  "  heynously 
murdered  in  his  own  parlour,  about  seven  of  the  clock  in 
the  night,  by  one  Thomas  Morsby,  a  tailor  of  London,  late 
servant  to  Sir  Edward  North,  Knight,  chancellor  of  the 
augmentations,  father-in-law  unto  Alice  Ardern,  wife  of  the 
said  Thomas  Ardern."  The  "  heynous "  murder  is  chiefly 
marked  out  from  other  domestic  tragedies  by  the  way  in  which 
it  touched  the  popular  imagination  so  that  Holinshed  devoted 
five  pages  of  his  "Chronicle"  to  recording  it,  and  a  great 
dramatist — by  some  critics  recognised  as  William  Shakespi 
— wrote  a  great  tragedy  on  the  theme.  According  to  the 
chronicler  and  the  dramatist  Alice  Arden  and  her  paramour 
made  incessant  attempts  on  Arden's  life  only  to  be  foiled 
again  and  again.  The  woman  took  all  and  sundry  into  her 
confidence,  making  them  accessories,  and  various  attempts 
were  made  on  the  goodman — now  at  Rainham  as  he  journeyed 
homewards,  an  attempt  frustrated  by  an  arrival  on  the 
scene  of  "  Lord  Cheiny  "  ;  and  now  as  he  went  to  visit  that 
nobleman  in  Sheppey,  when  a  kindly  fog  fell.  In  the  end 
the  poor  man  was  done  to  death  in  his  own  home,  which  was 
presumably  near  the  Abbey,  behind  which  the  body  was  thrown 
and  promptly  discovered,  the  murderers  having  no  time  to 
cover  up  their  tracks  : 

'•  I  fear  me  he  was  murdered  in  this  house 
And  carried  to  the  field  ;  for  from  that  place 
Backwards  and  forwards  may  you  see 
The  prints  of  many  feet  within  the  snow. 
And  look  about  this  chamber  where  we  are, 


412  A  GREAT  TRAGEDY  chap. 

And  you  shall  find  part  of  his  guiltless  blood  ; 
Eor  in  his  slipshoe  did  I  find  some  rushes, 
Which  argueth  he  was  murdered  in  this  room." 

The  play  which  recounts  the  horrible  story  in  all  its  details  up 
to  the  close,  where  five  of  the  principals  are  ordered  off  to 
execution,  was  first  claimed  for  Shakespeare  by  a  Faversham 
critic,  Edward  Jacob,  in  1770,  and  since  then  various  writers 
have  taken  sides,  but  the  matter  remains  not  proven.  The 
most  notable  counsel  on  behalf  of  the  Shakespearean  author- 
ship being  Mr.  A.  C.  Swinburne,  who  says  "Considering  the 
various  and  marvellous  gifts  displayed  for  the  first  time  on  our 
stage  by  the  great  poet,  the  great  dramatist,  the  strong  and 
subtle  searcher  of  hearts,  the  just  and  merciful  judge  and 
painter  of  human  passions,  who  gave  this  tragedy  to  the  new  born 
literature  of  our  drama  ...  I  cannot  but  finally  take  heart  to 
say,  even  in  the  absence  of  all  external  and  traditional  testimony, 
that  it  seems  to  me  not  pardonable  merely  or  permissible,  but 
simply  logical  and  reasonable,  to  set  down  this  poem,  a  young 
man's  work  on  the  face  of  it,  as  the  possible  work  of  no  man's 
youthful  hand  but  Shakespeare's." 

It  is  not  possible  to  visit  Faversham  and  forget  the  horror 
which  inspired  one  of  the  most  Shakespearean  of  pre-Shakespear- 
ean  plays,  but  though  there  are  references  to  a  local  inn,  the 
Flo wer-de- Luce,  and  to  a  farm  at  Bolton  (i.e.  Boughton)  and 
to  Harty  Ferry,  there  is  little  of  local  colour  in  the  tragedy, 
which  is  a  crude  story  of  greed,  lust  and  punishment,  in 
the  central  character  of  which,  the  wife,  it  is  not  easy  to 
realise  the  great  woman  whom  Mr.  Swinburne  sees — her 
"penitential  breath"  seems  rather  the  common  cry  of  one 
who  had  been  found  out — 

"  Pale  and  great, 
Great  in  her  grief  and  sin,  but  in  her  death 
And  anguish  of  her  penitential  breath 
Greater  than  all  her  sin  or  sin-born  fate, 
She  stands  the  holocaust  of  dark  desire, 
Clothed  round  with  song  for  ever  as  with  fiie." 

Where  the  Abbey  once  stood  now  spreads  a  large  orchard 
and  the  name  remains  only  as  attached  to  the  neighbouring 
farm,  but  much  of  the  history  of  the  town  may  be  found  in  the 
large  cruciform  tall-spired  church  in  which  are  to  be  seen  some 
curious  old  paintings  dating,  it  is  believed,  from  the  time  when 


XXI 


FAVERSHAM  CHURCH 


413 


the  building  was  first  erected  in  the  Early  English  period. 
The  church,  which  has  monuments,  brasses  and  other  things  of 
interest  which  well  repay  careful  examination — including  a 
brass  to  King  Stephen,  who  was  however  probably  buried  in 
the  long-gone  church    attached    to   the    Abbey— was   at    one 


Mi 


^ 


*r 


Town  Hall,  Favcrsham. 


time  much  frequented  by  pilgrims  because  it  had  a  chapel  dedi- 
cated to  St.  Thomas  of  Canterbury  and  altars  to  St.  Crispin 
and  St.  Crispianus,  who  are  looked  upon  as  Faversham's  special 
saints  in  that  according  to  one  tradition  they  fled  hither  from 
Rome  during  the  Diocletian  persecutions  and  set  up  as  cobblers. 
The  "  Golden  Legend "  however  makes  them  exercise  their 
craft  and  suffer  martyrdom  at  Soissons  in    France.     Perhaps 


4H  SAINTS  AT  FAYERSHAM  CHAP. 

they  visited  Faversham  first.  It  would  not  be  pleasant  to  think 
that  they  were  entreated  here  as  the  legend  tells  us,  for  "  these 
holy  men  being  sought  of  Rictius  Varius,  were  founden  amend- 
ing and  clouting  poor  men's  shoes,  which  were  taken  and 
bounden  with  chains  and  brought  unto  him.  And  after  many 
interrogations  and  questions,  they,  refusing  to  sacrifice  to  the 
idols,  were  stretched  and  bounden  unto  a  tree,  and  were  com- 
manded to  be  beaten  with  staves,  and  after,  awls  such  as  shoes 
be  sewed  with,  were  threaden  and  put  under  the  ongles  or  nails 
of  their  fingers,  and  lainers  or  latchets  of  their  skin  were  cut 
out  of  their  back.  Who  among  these  sharp  and  strong  pains 
praying,  the  awls  sprang  from  their  ongles  and  nails,  and  smote 
the  ministers  that  pained  them  and  wounded  them  cruelly." 
Millstones  were  hung  round  their  necks,  and  they  were  thrown 
in  the  river  but  swam  easily  ashore ;  they  were  to  be  cast  into 
molten  lead  but  it  spurted  into  their  persecutor's  eye  and 
blinded  him  ;  they  were  placed  in  boiling  "  pitch  oil  and 
grease  "  but  were  led  out  of  it  by  an  angel  unscathed.  Then 
they  prayed  that  they  might  come  to  the  Lord  and  the  swords 
did  not  refuse  to  behead  them.  We  may  be  sure  that  the 
martyrs'  shrine  at  Faversham  was  much  visited  after  the  Battle 
of  Agincourt — 

"  This  day  is  call'd  the  feast  of  Crispian  : 

He  that  outlives  this  day  and  comes  safe  home, 
Will  stand  a-tip-toe  when  this  day  is  named 
And  rouse  him  at  the  name  of  Crispian." 

The  saints  are  said  to  have  carried  on  their  shoemaking 
trade  "  at  a  house  in  Preston  Street,  near  the  Crosse  well,  now 
the  sign  of  the  Swan,"  and  that  house,  even  after  the 
Reformation  had  done  away  with  their  altar  in  the  parish 
church,  was  long  a  place  of  pilgrimage  for  other  workers  in  the 
craft  of  which  St.  Crispin  is  the  special  patron. 

Faversham  Grammar  School  is  a  famous  foundation  first 
established  in  1527  and  later  re-established  by  a  royal  charter 
of  Queen  Elizabeth  in  1576.  After  standing  for  three  hundred 
years  near  the  church,  it  was  rebuilt  thirty  years  ago  and  is  to 
be  seen  on  the  left  by  the  railway  traveller  approaching  the 
town  from  London. 

The  central  part  of  Faversham  consists  of  narrow  streets  of 
old  houses,  and  has  an  air  of  comfortable  prosperity,  but  as  a 


XXI 


ROMAN  REMAINS 


4iS 


busy  commercial  centre  it  has  spread  southwards  to  Preston 
and  Ospringe  and,  northwards  to  Davington — each  of  which 
places  has  a  church  with  interesting  monuments.  At  Preston 
is  a  monument  to  Roger  Boyle,  father  of  the  first  Earl  of  Cork. 
Ospringe  church,  which  has  been  carefully  restored,  is  a  very 
old  edifice,  presumably  of  earlier  date  than  the  Benedictine 
Priory  to  which  it  was  attached,  which  was  founded  in  1153. 
This  priory  belonged  to  the  "poor  nuns  of  Davington  "—to 
the  wrecking  of  two  of  whom  beyond  Heme  Bay  we  owe  the 
twin  towers  of  the  church  of  Reculver.     What  remains  of  the 


o 


Xsfi 


'  Mai  son  Dieti. 


Old  House,  Ospringe. 


Priory  is  now  a  private  residence.  Near  Ospringe  again,  we 
have  ecclesiastical  remains  in  all  that  is  left  of  Stone  church — 
fenced-in  ruins  with  much  Roman  material  in  the  masonry. 
Here,  too,  is  Judd's  Hill,  or  Judde  Hill,  with  remains  of  a 
Roman  camp,  to  which  it  has  been  suggested  the  old  church 
was  attached.  Hasted  records  that  many  coins  and  other 
Roman  relics  were  discovered  here  and  at  Davington.  To  the 
west  of  Ospringe  and  just  south  of  the  main  road  is  the  small, 
scattered  parish  of  Norton — with  an  old  ghost  story  attached 
to  Norton  Court.  The  story  runs,  as  jotted  down  from  the 
account  of  one  present,  that  on  the  last  day  of  August,  17 19,  a 
couple  of  men  were  sent  out  rabbiting  and  returning  in  the 


416  A  COFFIN  APPARITION  chap. 

evening  were  near  the  house  when  their  dog  crept  close  and 
the  men  took  to  their  heels  and  rushed  to  the  gate.  Then  the 
following  conversation  took  place. 

"  Are  not  you  prodigiously  frightened  ?  " 

"  I  was  never  so  frightened  in  all  my  life." 

"  What  was  it  you  saw  ?  " 

"  Nay,  what  was  it  that  frightened  you  so  ?  " 

"I  saw  a  coffin  carried,  just  by  us,  on  men's  shoulders." 

"  I  saw  the  same,  as  plain  as  I  ever  saw  anything  in 
my  life." 

There  was  staying  at  Norton  Court  at  the  time  an  improvi- 
dent divine,  one-time  secretary  of  the  Royal  Society,  Dr.  John 
Harris.  Harris  scoffed  at  the  men's  tale  and,  at  the  eating  of 
the  rabbits  the  next  day,  said  "  if  the  devil  had  had  a  hand  in 
catching  them  he  was  sure  they  were  good."  On  the 
Wednesday,  talking  of  dreams  at  breakfast,  the  Doctor  said  he 
thought  they  were  always  recounting  their  dreams  and  talking 
of  apparitions,  and  that  he  would  make  a  collection  of  them 
and  have  them  published  ;  "  for  my  part,"  added  he,  "  if  I  ever 
took  notice  of  a  dream,  it  should  be  of  one  I  had  last  night. 

I  dreamed  that  the  Bishop  of ,  in  Ireland,  sent  for  me  to 

come  over  to  him,  and  I  returned  answer  that  I  could  not— 
for  I  was  dead  ;  when  methought  I  laid  my  hands  along  by 
my  sides,  and  so  died."  On  the  following  Monday,  just  one 
week  after  the  coffin-apparition,  Dr.  Harris  died.  He  projected 
a  "  History  of  Kent "  of  which  only  one  volume,  "  inaccurate 
and  incomplete,"  was  published. 

South  of  Faversham  we  may  go  by  beautiful  ways  towards 
the  hilly  country,  through  woods  and  lanes,  to  Throwley, 
Sheldwich  and  Selling,  and  so  to  Charing  and  Ashford  or  to 
Chilham,  in  districts  described  earlier.  At  Sheldwich  is  the 
grand  park  of  Lees  Court — the  mansion  built  by  Inigo  Jones 
— with  tragic  memories.  Here  in  the  Commonwealth  time 
lived  Sir  George  Sondes,  a  Royalist  whose  loyalty  cost  him  im- 
prisonment and  about  thirty  thousand  pounds.  A  few  years 
after  he  returned  to  Lees  Court  the  younger  of  his  two  sons 
murdered  the  elder  as  he  lay  asleep,  and  was  duly  hanged  at 
Maidstone  a  fortnight  after  the  crime.  A  couple  of  miles  to 
the  west  of  Lees  Court  is  Belmont  Park,  the  seat  of  the  first 
Lord  Harris,  conqueror  of  Seringapatam  in  1815,  and  now  the 
residence  of  his  descendant  the  present  Lord  Harris  who  has 


xxi  THE   SHEPPEY  FERRY  417 

won  new  laurels  for  the  family  in  piping  times  of  peace  on  the 
cricket  field.1 

Following  the  main  road  through  Faversham  brings  us  in  a 
couple  of  miles  to  Boughton  Hill,  and  one  of  the  most  extensive 
views  over  the  well-cultivated  and  wooded  country,  across  the 
grassy  marshes  to  the  boat-dotted  estuary  of  the  Thames.  By 
orchards  and  hop  gardens,  through  the  little  village  of  Good- 
nestone  with  its  tiny  church  and  Graveney,  we  reach  the  pasture 
marshes  stretching  along  by  Whitstable  Bay  to  Whitstable, 
passing  on  the  way  near  the  disused  church  of  Seasalter,  which 
parish  is  now  amalgamated  with  its  neighbour.  Though  largely 
protected  by  a  defensive  hank  the  marshes  are  here,  it  is 
reported,  being  gradually  encroached  upon,  and  at  low  tide  there 
is  a  wide  stretch  of  muddy  sand  exposed  on  which  are  often  to 
be  seen  large  numbers  of  sea  and  shore  birds. 

A  hundred  years  ago  a  collector  of  curious  notices  gave  the 
following  one  as  belonging  to  this  neighbourhood.  A  famous 
post  was  erected  by  the  direction  of  the  surveyor  of  the  roads 
of  Kent  inscribed  "This  is  a  bridle  path  to  Faversham,  if  you 
can't  read  this,  you  had  better  keep  the  main  road."  To  this 
was  given  as  parallel  the  Irish  wayside  bull  :  "  On  the  edge  of  a 
small  river  in  the  Co.  Cavan,  there  is  a  stone  with  the  following 
strange  inscription — '  N.B. — When  this  stone  is  out  of  sight  it 
is  not  safe  to  ford  the  River.''  I  have  looked  in  vain  for  the 
bridle  path  notice  ;  ridicule  perhaps  prevented  its  mainten- 
ance. 

Leaving  Faversham  by  Davington  Hill  we  get,  from  the  small 
village  of  Oare,  a  good  view  of  the  "  crick  "  by  which  boats 
reach  the  town.  West  in  the  marsh  is  Luddenham  church. 
Going  on  to  Harty  Ferry  we  pass  across  the»marsh  where  many 
sheep  pasture,  and  reach  the  embankment  by  which  the  land 
has  been  reclaimed.  The  ferry  house  is  at  the  other  side  of  the 
Swale  on  the  Isle  of  Sheppey,  and  a  patient  wait  will  at  length 
be  rewarded  by  the  arrival  of  the  boat  across  the  three-quarters  of 
a  mile  of  hitrh-tide  water  At  low  tide  there  are  innumerable 
gulls,  curlews  and  other  birds,  and  these  the  wayfarer  may  well 
have  time  to  watch  if  delayed  as  I  have  been  for  over  an  hour 


1  Lord  Harris  has  recent])'  issued  a  full  "History  of  Kent  County 
Cricket "  tracing  the  game  as  played  by  Men  of  Kent  and  Kentish  men 
from  the  beginning  up  to  their  winning  for  the  county  the  position  of 
"Champion"  in  1906. 

E    E 


4i8 


SHEEP  ISLE 


CHAP. 


by  thunder,  hail  and  wind,  that  made  the  return  of  the  boat  im- 
possible, a  squall  which  washed  boats  and  barges  from  their  moor- 
ings, and  even  swept  the  gulls  like  large  snow  flakes  down  the 
wind.  It  was  August,  and  the  sun  was  shining  brightly  but  an 
hour  after  the  country  had  been  shadowed  by  grey-edged  clouds 
of  inky  blackness. 

Harty  Ferry  is  the  best  crossing  for  those  who  would  visit 
Sheppey  from  end  to  end,  afoot  or  awheel;  for  others  there  is  a 
light  railway  from  Queenborough  which  may  be  reached  by 
ferry  steamer    from    Port   Victoria   or   by  train  or  road  from 


Queenborough. 

Sittingbourne.  It  was  near  Harty  Ferry,  by  the  way,  that 
Thomas  Arden  was  temporarily  saved  from  his  pursuers  by  fog, 
his  murderers  being  hidden  in  "  a  certain  broom-close  betwixt 
Faversham  and  the  ferry."  There  is  still,  it  may  be  mentioned, 
a  Broomfield  to  the  west  of  Oare  which  may  have  been  on  the 
way  to  the  old  course  of  the  ferry— a  fact  which  seems  to  have 
escaped  the  annotators  of  the  tragedy. 

In  its  southern  and  eastern  parts  the  island  is  largely  marsh  on 
which  sheeppasture— it  is  Sheppey  or  Sheep  isle— with  wide  corn 
fields  on  the  higher  ground,  but  as  we  get  nearer  the  north  side 
the  country  becomes  hillier  and  more  diversified  with  trees 
—  mainly  side-lopped  elms — with  wooded  combes  on  the  north. 


XXI  HOGARTH  AT  QUEENBOROUGH  419 

From  the  higher  ground,  between  the  villages  of  Eastchurch 
and  Minster,  are  beautiful  distant  views  across  the  Swale 
and  its  marshes  to  the  district  from  which  we  have  come  and 
in  the  other  direction  over  the  wide  estuary  of  the  Thames  to 
the  Essex  shore,  the  water  ever  dotted  with  shipping.  It  is  by 
its  marshlands  and  its  views  that  the  isle  appeals  to  me,  its 
villages  and  its  great  town  of  Sheern ess  have  little  that  is  attrac- 
tive, though  those  who  look  for  the  varied  life  and  movement 
of  a  busy  seaport  and  dockyard  town  will  find  them  in  plenty 
in  the  latter  place.  Its  fronts  to  the  Thames  and  Medway 
are  always  lively  with  varied  shipping  from  the  sombre  vessels 
of  the  Navy  to  the  barges  with  their  red-brown  sails,  the 
fishing  smacks  and  trawlers,  fussy  tugs  and  smaller  craft, 
gadding  about  between  the  pier  and  the  various  moored  ships. 

Queenborough — which  owes  its  name  to  the  Queen  of 
Edward  III. — was  the  site  of  a  strong  castle  destroyed  in  the 
1 7th  century,  of  which  but  part  of  the  moat  and  well,  still  in  use, 
remain.  Now  the  place  is  chiefly  notable  as  a  port  of  embark 
ation  for  the  Continent.  When  Hogarth  and  his  fellows  were 
here  they  found  it  like  "  a  Spanish  town,  viz.,  there  is  no  sign 
of  any  trade,"  could  get  no  fresh  meat  or  poultry  to  eat,  and 
noted  a  curious  epitaph  on  "  Henry  Knight  Master  of  a  Shipp 
to  Greenland  and  Herpooner  24  voyages — 

In  Greenland,  I  Whales  Sea  horses,  Bears  did  Slay 
Though  Now  my  Body  is  Intombe  in  Clay." 

At  Sheerness  the  veritable  historian  of  the  outing  tells  us 
Hogarth  was  laughed  at,  as  well  he  might  be,  "  for  sitting  down 
to  cut  his  toe-nails  in  the  garrison  "  ! 

Minster  Church  standing  high  with  grand  views  over  the  busy 
river  and  the  mainland,  is  interesting  on  account  of  various 
monuments  and  brasses,  notably  the  monument  to  Sir  Robert 
de  Shurland,  one-time  Lord  Warden  of  the  Cinque  Ports,  the 
romantic  tradition  of  whose  death  is  set  forth  with  humoristic 
details  by  Barham  in  his  legend  of  "Grey  Dolphin."  The 
Hogarthian  company  were  also  told  the  story — with  a  difference. 
Summarised,  the  tradition  is  that  Shurland,  finding  a  monk  would 
not  bury  a  corpse  that  had  been  washed  ashore,  had  him  buried 
also  !  King  Edward  I.  or  Queen  Elizabeth — accounts  van- 
thus  widely — being  on  board  ship  off  the  Nore,  Shurland 
mounted  his  horse,  swam  out  to  the  vessel,  got  royal  pardon 

E  e  2 


420 


A  PROPHECY  FULFILLED 


CHAP. 


for  his  crime,  and  swam  back  again  On  landing  he  met  a 
mysterious  old  woman,  who  said  that  though  the  horse  had 
saved  his  life  then  it  would  yet  be  the  cause  of  his  death. 
Shurland,  to  disprove  her  prophecy,  dismounted,  and  slew  his 
steed.     Years  later,  walking  on  the  shore,  he  kicked  the  horse's 


£-/-/: 


lk.*% 


y/y/^ 


The  highest  point  in  tin-  Isle  of  Shejipey. 


skull,  injured  one  of  his  toes,  and  died.      In  proof  of  the  truth 
of  tradition  a  horse's  head  forms  part  of  the  monument. 

Near  to  Minster  Church  was  a  nunnery,  founded  in  the  seventh 
century  by  Sexburga,  of  which  there  are  but  few  remains  ;  it  was 
destroyed  by  the  ravaging  Danes,  and  only  re-established  four 


XXI 


IRON   I'VRITKS 


421 


or  five  hundred  years  later,  tliuito  flourish  until  the  Dissolution, 
when  it  was  given  to  the  Cheyneys  of  Shurland — a  fine  old 
mansion  now  a  farm  house,  beautifully  situated  to  the  east  of 
Eastchurch. 

Along  the  foot  of  the  clay  cliffs  at  the  north  side  of  Sheppey 
as  along  the  similar  strip  between  Whitstable  and  Reculver — 
are  found  quantities  of  iron  pyrites.  This  was  presumably  the 
"  certaine  stone  "  used  by  "  one  Mathins  Falconer  (a  Eraban- 
der) "  for  the  making  of  copperas  when  Lambarde  saw  his  fur- 
nace at  Queenborough  in  1579. 


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CHAPTER    XXII 

KENT    NEAR    LONDON 

London,  properly  a  Middlesex  city,  has  so  spread  into  the 
neighbouring  counties  of  Essex,  Kent,  and  Surrey  that  miles  of 
their  highways  have  become  but  parts  of  the  capital.  Village 
after  village  has  been  brought  under  the  great  central  influence 
until  it  is  difficult  to  say  where,  despite  City  limits  and  County 
limits,  London  ends  in  any  given  direction.  Daniel  Defoe, 
early,  and  Horace  Walpole  later,  in  the  18th  century,  com- 
mented on  the  way  in  which  London  was  reaching  to  the  outlying 
villages,  marvelled  over  its  growth,  and  foretold  the  absorption 
of  places  many  of  which  were  annexed  in  the  19th  century, 
and  now,  at  thebeginning  of  the  twentieth,  the  spread  of  Suburbia 
has  reached  from  fifteen  to  twenty  miles  in  many  directions, 
and  further  spreading  is  indicated  by  the  cutting  up  of  estates, 
the  advertising  of  "  eligible  building  sites,"  far  into  what  was  a 
generation  or  two  ago  still  the  heart  of  the  country.  This 
change  means  the  destruction  of  much  beauty,  for  the  notice- 
board  of  the  builder  is  too  often  the  shadow  of  coming  events 
which  mean  the  transmogrifying  of  country  into  suburb,  of 
suburb  into  town.  Such  notice  boards  are  common  objects  of 
the  wayside  south  as  far  as  Westerham  and  east  as  far  as 
Gravesend,  though  happily  the  big  section  of  our  county  com- 
prised in  such  a  triangle  still  includes  wide  stretches  of 
unspoiled  commons,  parks,  and  farmlands.  Its  whole  extent, 
too,  is  so  brought  into  touch  with  town  by  trains  and  trams 
that  anywhere  within  it  may  be  explored  on  a  "  half-holiday  " 
excursion. 

Though  London  has  absorbed  so  much  of  our  county  we 
may  well  glance  at  those  places  which  have  become  part  of  the 


ch    xxn  TRINITY  HOUSE  423 

"  Great  Metropolis  "  or  of  its  greater  Suburbia.  Going  down 
the  Thames  we  reach  the  division  between  Surrey  and  Kent  at 
Deptford,  a  place  that  became  one  of  naval  importance  in 
Henry  VIII. 's  time,  when  there  was  established  here  '  The 
Corporation  of  the  Elder  Brethern  of  the  Holy  and  Undivided 
Trinity"— the  original  of  that  body,  now  known  as  Trinity 
House,  which  regulates  and  manages  lighthouses  and  buoys 
around  the  shores  of  England.  It  was  here  at  Deptford 
that  Elizabeth  honoured  Drake  on  board  the  Golden  Hind 
after  his  circumnavigation  of  the  world,  and  it  was  here  that 
Tsar  Peter  the  Great  came  to  learn  the  art  of  ship-building,  and 
where  he  grieved  John  Evelyn  by  driving  wheelbarrows  through 
the  beautiful  holly  hedges  of  Sayes  Court — but  hedges,  the 
trees  which  the  diarist  recorded  planting,  and  the  mansion  to 
which  they  were  attached,  have  long  since  gone.  Evelyn, 
indeed,  had  given  up  Sayes  Court  a  few  years  before  his  death, 
on  inheriting  the  stately  domain  of  Wotton  in  Surrey.  Now 
Deptford  has  little  about  it  to  suggest  its  past,  for  the  naval 
establishments  have  removed  otherwhere,  the  site  of  Sayes  Court 
is  occupied  by  a  "Workhouse,  and  the  headquarters  of  the 
Trinity  House  Brethren  are  on  Tower  Hill.  It  is  a  dingy,  busy 
river-side  district  where  engineering  and  other  works  are  carried 
on. 

It  was  at  Deptford — in  the  churchyard  of  St.  Nicholas  —that 
there  was  buried  on  June  1st,  1593,  that  singer  of  brave  trans- 
lunary  things,  Christopher  Marlowe,  a  poet  who,  had  life  been 
granted  him,  might,  it  has  been  conjectured,  have  rivalled  the 
greatness  of  his  contemporary  of  Stratford-on-Avon.  He  was, 
however,  but  thirty  when  a  tavern  brawl  here  in  Deptford — fol- 
lowing on  a  visit  to  Drake's  Golden  Hind — brought  his  life  to 
an  end.  Had  Shakespeare  died  at  Marlowe's  age  Marlowe 
would  rank  as  the  greater  poet. 

A  little  further  down  the  river  is  Greenwich,  a  place  that, 
backed  by  its  fine  park  and  with  the  noble  Hospital  on  the 
river-side,  has  more  to  attract  the  visitor  than  any  other  of  our 
Thames-side  places.  Here  the  Danes  brought  their  vessels, 
and  inland,  on  the  height  of  Blackheath,  formed  one  of  their 
camps  Here,  later,  were  stately  palaces  of  the  nobility  and 
monarchs  ;  for  the  first  Edward  is  believed  to  have  lived  here, 
and  the  Good  Duke  Humphrey — whose  bad  wife  we  met  at 
Leeds  Castle  —built  a  magnificent  mansion  to  which  he  gave 


424 


OUEEN  ELIZABETH 


CHAP, 


the  name  of  Placentia,  formed  the  park  and  built  in  it  a  high 
tower.  After  many  changes  and  rebuildings  Placentia.has  be- 
come Greenwich  Hospital  and  Naval  Museum,  the  tower  has 
been  replaced  by  the  Observatory,  though  much  of  the  park  re- 
mains. In  Tudor  times  Greenwich  was  a  place  of  great  import- 
ance ;  Henry  VIII.  was  born  and  was  twice  married  here,  and 
here  his  daughters  Mary  and  Elizabeth  were  born  and  his  son 
Edward  VI.  died. 

In  the  splendid  times  of  Henry  VIII.  and  of  his  younger 
daughter  it  was  the  centre  of  much  courtly  pageant— at  Green- 
wich ambassadors  were  received  in  pomp  and  circumstance,  and 
the  Court  was  wont  to  enjoy  its  Christmas  festival.  The  river 
was  then  the  great  highway  and  was  frequently  gay  with  the 
coming  and  going  of  the  nobles  or  with  stately  processions,  as 
when  Henry  set  out  from  Greenwich  for  Westminster  with  his 
second  bride,  after  her  long  courtship,  for  the  beginning  of  her 
short  triumph  and  her  coronation  at  Westminster.  Something 
of  the  state  which  was  kept  here  may  be  gathered  from  Paul 
Hentzner's  account  of  the  pomp  which  attended  Queen  Elizabeth 
on  her  passage  from  her  private  apartments  to  the  Chapel.  On 
his  journey  down  to  Greenwich  the  German  lawyer  was  first 
impressed  by  "The  ship  of  that  noble  pirate,  Sir  Francis  Drake, 
in  which  he  is  said  to  have  surrounded  this  globe  of  earth." 
(There  is  a  lawyer-like  safeguarding  in  the  "said  to  have.") 

"We  were  admitted,  by  an  order  Mr.  Rogers  had  procured  from 
the  Lord  Chamberlain,  into  the  presence  chamber,  hung  with  rich  tapestry, 
and  the  floor,  after  the  English  fashion,  strewed  with  hay,  through  which 
the  Queen  commonly  passes  on  her  way  to  chapel.  At  the  door  stood  a 
gentleman  dressed  in  velvet,  with  a  gold  chain,  whose  office  was  to  introduce 
to  the  Queen  any  person  of  distinction  that  came  to  wait  on  her  ;  it  was 
Sunday,  when  there  is  usually  the  greatest  attendance  of  nobility.  In  the 
same  hall  were  the  Archbishop  of  Canterbury,  the  Bishop  of  London,  a 
great  number  of  Councillors  of  State,  officers  of  the  Crown,  and  gentlemen, 
who  waited  the  Queen's  coming  out,  which  she  did  from  her  own  apartment 
when  it  was  time  to  go  to  prayers,  attended  in  the  following  manner  :— 

First  went  gentlemen,  barons,  earls,  Knights  of  the  Garter,  all  richly 
dressed  and  bareheaded  ;  next  came  the  Chancellor,  bearing  the  seals  in  a 
red  silk  purse,  between  two,  one  of  whom  carried  the  Royal  sceptre,  the 
other  the  sword  of  state,  in  a  red  scabbard,  studded  with  golden  jleurs  de 
lis,  the  point  upwards  :  next  came  the  Queen,  in  the  sixty-fifth  year  of  her 
age,  as  we  were  told,  very  majestic  ;  her  face  oblong,  fair,  but  wrinkled  : 
her  eyes  small,  yet  black  and  pleasant  ;  her  nose  a  little  hooked  ;  her  lips 
narrow  and  her  teeth  black  (a  defect  the  English  seem  subject  to,  from 
their  too   great   use  of  sugar)  ;  she  had  in  her  ears  two  pearls,  with  very 


xxii  GREENWICH   HOSPITAL  425 

rich  drops;  she  wore  false  hair,  and  that  red  ;  upon  her  head  she  had  a 
small  crown,  reported  to  be  made  of  some  of  the  gold  of  the  celebrated 
Lunebourg  table  ;  her  bosom  was  uncovered,  as  all  the  English  ladies  have 
it  till  they  marry  ;  and  she  had  on  a  necklace  of  exceeding  fine  jewels  ; 
her  hands  were  small,  her  fingers  long,  and  her  stature  neither  tall  nor  low  ; 
her  air  was  stately,  her  manner  of  speaking  mild  and  obliging.  Thai  day 
she  was  dressed  in  white  silk,  bordered  with  pearls  of  tin-  size  oi  beans, 
and  over  it  a  mantle  of  black  silk,  shot  with  silver  threads  ;  her  train  was  \  cry 
long,  the  end  of  it  borne  by  a  marchioness  ;  instead  of  a  chain  she  had  an 
oblong  collar  of  gold  and  jewels.  As  she  went  along  in  all  this  state  and 
magnificence,  she  spoke  very  graciously,  first  to  one,  then  to  another, 
whether  foreign  Ministers,  or  those  who  attended  for  different  reasons,  in 
English,  French,  and  Italian  ;  for,  besides  being  well  skilled  in 
Greek,  Latin,  and  the  languages  I  have  mentioned,  she  is  mistress  ol 
Spanish,  Scotch,  and  Dutch.  Whoever  speaks  to  her,  it  is  kneeling  ;  now 
and  then  she  raises  some  with  her  hand." 

With  the  growth  of  docks,  the  spread  of  manufactures,  the 
smoke-gloom  which  hangs  over  London  and  follows  far  clown 
the  Thames,  the  incessant  passage  of  steamboats  of  all  kinds, 
from  the  black  fussy  little  tug  to  the  large  ocean-going  vessels, 
it  is  not  easy  to  picture  the  river  as  it  must  have  appeared  in 
the  olden  days  before  the  colour  of  all  things  had  been  deadened 
by  smoke,  when  the  air  was  clearer,  the  barges  of  the  nobles 
were  gaily  decked  with  colours,  and  colour  still  played  a 
large  part  in  the  national  costume.  With  the  coming  of  the 
Commonwealth,  Greenwich  fell  from  its  high  estate,  and  though 
the  Merry  Monarch  had  the  decayed  Placentia  demolished  and 
a  new  palace  designed  by  Inigo  Jones,  it  was  never  completed. 
Then  in  the  time  of  William  and  Mary  (who  was  born  here), 
after  the  naval  battle  off  La  Hogue,  the  Queen  had  the  happy 
idea  of  converting  the  palace  into  a  hospital  for  maimed  sailors. 
The  necessary  alterations  were  begun,  but  little  was  done  until 
after  Mary's  death,  when  William  completed  it  as  a  memorial  to 
his  consort.     As  Macaulay  says  : 

li  A  plan  was  furnished  by  Wren  :  and  soon  an  edifice,  surpassing  that  asy- 
lum which  the  magnificent  Lewis  had  provided  for  his  soldiers,  rose  on  the 
margin  of  the  Thames.  Whoever  reads  the  inscription  which  runs  round  the 
frieze  of  the  hall  will  observe  that  William  claims  no  part  of  the  merit  of  the 
design,  and  that  the  praise  is  ascribed  to  Mary  alone.  Had  the  King's  life  been 
prolonged  till  the  works  were  completed,  a  statue  of  her  who  was  the  real 
foundress  of  the  institution  would  have  had  a  conspicuous  place  in  that  court, 
which  presents  two  lofty  domes  and  two  graceful  colonnades  to  the  multi- 
tudes who  are  perpetually  passing  up  and  down  the  imperial  river.  But 
that  part  of  the  plan  was  never  carried  into  effect  ;  and  few  of  those  who  now 


426  THE  GLORIES  OF  GREENWICH  chai\ 

gaze  on  the  noblest  of  European  hospitals  are  aware  that  it  is  a  memorial  of 
the  virtues  of  the  good  Queen  Mary,  of  the  love  and  sorrow  of  William,  and 
of  the  great  victory  of  La  Hogue. " 

For  over  a  century  and  a  half  the  Greenwich  Pensioner,  "that 
strange  composition  of  battered  humanity  and  blue  serge, '  was 
a  familiar  object.  Then,  about  forty  years  ago,  it  was  found  that 
the  pensioners  preferred  having  their  pensions  and  living  in  their 
own  homes  to  being  congregated  at  the  Hospital,  and  the  mag- 
nificent building  was  put  to  appropriate  new  uses  as  a  Naval 
College,  Sailors'  Hospital,  and  Naval  Museum.  Wren's  hand- 
some Painted  Hall  should  be  visited  for  its  fine  series  of  naval 
pictures,  while  the  Hospital  as  a  whole — to  which  Inigo  Jones,  Sir 
Christopher  Wren,  and  Sir  John  Vanbrugh  all  contributed  — 
should  be  seen  from  the  splendid  river  terrace,  and  again  from 
the  slopes  of  the  park  which,  with  its  deer,  its  undulating  ground 
of  nearly  two  hundred  acres ;  its  splendid  trees,  is  one  of  the  most 
beautiful  places  of  the  kind  near  London.  According  to  Horace 
Walpole,  compared  with  Greenwich,  "even  the  glories  of  Rich- 
mond and  Twickenham  hide  their  diminished  heads."  I  do 
not  fancy  that  many  people  would  now  say  ditto  to  Mr.  Wal- 
pole. 

The  Observatory,  where  all  manner  of  astronomical,  meteoro- 
logical, and  magnetical  observations  are  continuously  being 
carried  on,  erected  by  Charles  II.  on  a  hill  in  the  middle  of  the 
park  in  place  of  Good  Duke  Humphrey's  tower,  is  of  world-wide 
fame.  Through  here  runs  the  meridian  from  which  all  measure- 
ments east  and  west  are  made,  and  from  which  our  time  is 
calculated.  "  Greenwich  time  "  stands  for  unexceptionable 
accuracy. 

Just  south  of  Greenwich  and  adjoining  the  park  is  Blackheath, 
an  open  space  which  has  been  a  popular  gathering  place  for 
centuries  since  the  northernmen  formed  their  camp  upon  it. 
A  great  cave  suggests  that  pre-historic  man  made  use  of  it ; 
tumuli  long  since  opened,  and  the  discovery  of  numerous 
Roman  relics  all  round  the  neighbourhood,  show  its  old  import- 
ance. In  1381,  1450,  1497,  and  1554,  when  the  flag  of  rebellion 
was  raised  under  the  successive  leadership  of  Wat  Tyler,  Jack 
Cade,  Lord  Audley,  and  Sir  Thomas  Wyatt,  it  was  on  Black- 
heath  that  the  insurgents  camped  before  marching  on  London. 
Here,  in  the  first  of  these  rebellions,  the  "  prest  of  S.   Mary," 


xxii  JACK  CADE  ALIAS  MORTIMER  427 

John  Ball,  preached  his  famous  incendiary  sermon  on  the 
text 

"  When  Adam  delved  and  Eve  span, 
Who  was  then  the  gentleman?" 

to  the  assembled  multitude  of  a  hundred  thousand  followers 
whom  his  words  had  largely  recruited  to  Wat  Tyler's  banner. 
When  Cade  was  here  he  had  with  him  "infinite  numbers" 
according  to  Shakespeare.  hour  scenes  of  the  second  part  of 
"Henry  VI."  are  laid  on  Blackheath,  and  in  the  first  of  them 
we  get  an  idea  of  the  unruly  multitude — and  in  the  "  asides  "  a 
hint  of  the  coming  downfall  of  the  leader. 

"•Holland.     I  see  them.     I  see  them.     There's  Best's  son,  the  tanner  oi 
Wingham — 

Bevis.     He  shall  have  the  skins  of  our  enemies,  to  make  dog's-leather 
of. 

Ho/I.      And  Dick  the  butcher — 

Bevis.     Then  is  sin  struck  down  like  an  ox,  and  iniquity's  throat  cut  like 
a  calf. 

HoII.      And  Smith  the  weaver 

Bevis.     Argo,  their  thread  of  life  is  spun. 

HoII.     Come,  come,  let's  fall  in  with  them. 

Drum.     Enter  Cade,  Dick  Butcher,  Smith,  the  Weaver,  and  a 
Sawyer,  with  infinite  numbers. 

Cade.     We,  John  Cade,  so  termed  of  our  supposed  father — 

Dick.     [Aside]  or  rather,  of  stealing  a  cade  of  herrings. 

Cade.      For  our  enemies  shall  fall  before  us,  inspired  with  the  spirit   oi 
putting  down  kings  and  princes — Command  silence. 

Dick.     Silence  ! 

Cade.      My  father  was  a  Mortimer — 

Dick.     [Aside]  He  was  an  honest  man,  and  a  good  bricklayer. 

Cade.      My  mother  a  Flantagenet — 

Dick.     [Aside]  I  knew  her  well  ;  she  was  a  midwife. 

Cade.      My  wife  descended  of  the  Lacies. 

Dick.     [Aside]  She  was,  indeed,  a  pedler's  daughter  and  sold  many  laces. 

Smith.     [Aside]  But  now  of  late,  not  able  to  travel  with  her  furred  pack, 
she  washes  bucks  here  at  home. 

Cade.     Therefore  am  I  of  an  honourable  house. 

Dick.     [Aside]  Ay,  by  my  faith,  the  field  is  honourable  ;  and  there  was 
he  born,  under  a  hedge,  for  his  father  had  never  a  house  but  the  cage. 

Cade.     Valiant  I  am. 

Smith     [Aside]  A'  must  needs  ;   for  beggary  is  valiant. 

Cade.      I  am  able  to  endure  much. 

Dick.     [Aside]  No  question  of  that ;  for  I  have  seen  him  whipped  three 
market-days  together. 

Cade.      I  fear  neither  sword  nor  fire. 

Smith.     [Aside]  He  need  not  fear  the  sword  ;  for  his  coat  is  of  prool 


428  THE  GREAT  CAMPING  GROUND  chap. 

Dick.  [Aside]  But  methinks  he  should  stand  in  fear  of  fire,  being  burnt  i' 
the  hand  for  stealing  of  sheep. 

Cade.  Be  brave,  then  ;  for  your  captain  is  brave,  and  vows  reformation. 
There  shall  be  in  England  seven  halfpenny  loaves  sold  for  a  penny  ;  the 
three- hooped  pot  shall  have  ten  hoops  ;  and  I  will  make  it  felony  to  drink 
small  beer  ;  all  the  realm  shall  be  in  common  ;  and  in  Cheapside  shall 
my  palfry  go  to  grass  ;  and  when  I  am  King,  as  King  I  will  be—" 

This  was  in  June  ;  in  July  the  King-to-be  was  wounded  and 
captured  by  Alexander  Iden,  and  died  in  a  cart  on  the  way  to 
London. 

Audley's  brief  rebellion,  which  is  less  well  known  than  the 
others,  and  was  occasioned  by  heavy  taxation,  had  started  in 
Cornwall.  On  June  17,  1497,  the  day  after  they  reached 
Blackheath,  the  rebels  were  defeated  and  before  the  end  of  the 
month  their  leader,  "clothed  in  a  paper  coat,"  was  beheaded 
on  Tower  Hill.  Bishop  Latimer,  in  preaching  before  Edward 
VI.  half  a  century  later,  gave  a  pleasant  scrap  of  autobiography. 
"  My  father  was  a  yeoman,  and  had  no  lands  of  his  own, 
only  he  had  a  farm  of  three  or  four  pound  by  year  at  the 
uttermost,  and  hereupon  he  tilled  so  much  as  kept  half  a  dozen 
men.  He  had  walk  for  a  hundred  sheep ;  and  my  mother 
milked  thirty  kine.  He  was  able,  and  did  find  the  King  a 
harness,  with  himself  and  his  horse,  while  he  came  to  the 
place  that  he  should  receive  the  King's  wages.  I  can 
remember  that  I  buckled  his  harness  when  he  went  unto 
Blackheath  Field." 

But  Blackheath  has  seen  the  pageantry  of  peace  as  well  as 
the  panoply  of  war,  having  been  the  great  meeting  place  to 
which  the  King  or  his  nobles  journeyed  for  the  welcoming 
distinguished  visitors,  the  place  to  which  official  London  went 
to  meet  the  monarch  returning  from  victorious  war. 

The  neighbourhood  of  the  heath  boasted  many  notable 
mansions  in  the  17  th  and  18th  centuries — here  the  dramatist- 
architect  Sir  John  Vanbrugh,  the  polite  Lord  Chesterfield, 
the  brave  General  Wolfe,  and  the  unhappy  Queen  Caroline 
successively  dwelt.  Vanbrugh  "  Castle  "  and  Vanbrugh  House, 
still  standing,  were  built  by  that  dramatist-turned-architect, 
for  whom  a  fellow  wit  proposed  the  epitaph  :  — 

"  Under  this  stone,  reader  survey 
Dead  Sir  John  Vanbrugh's  house  of  clay  :  — 
Lie  heavy  on  him,  earth,  for  he 
Laid  many  heavy  loads  on  thee." 


xxn  CHARLTON  HORN  FAIR  429 

AtVanbrugh  House,  Thomas  Hood  stayed  for  a  short  time 
during  the  last  few  months  of  life,  and  to  Blackheath  Felix 
Wanostrocht — the  Nicholas  Felix  of  the  cricket  field — removed 
the  school  which  he  had  at  Camberwell — the  school  which 
Hood  as  a  boy  had  attended  and  of  which  he  sang  in  his 
"  Ode  on  a  distant  Prospect  of  Clapham  Acadenn.  black- 
heath,  Lee,  Lewisham— these  contiguous  places  have  Income 
part  of  the  great  suburban  London.  Lewisham  was  the  birth- 
place of  an  eminent  divine,  Brian  Duppa,  and  the  burial  place 
of  the  unhappy  young  Irish  poet  Thomas  Dermody,  who 
boasted,  "  I  am  vicious  because  I  like  it." 

Woolwich,  the  next  great  centre  beyond  Greenwich  along 
the  Thames,  which  between  them  takes  a  northerly  bend  by 
Blackwall  and  Bugsby's  Reaches,  is  not  a  place  to  detain  long 
anyone  who  is  not  interested  in  military  and  naval  matters  j 
such  can  gain  permission  to  inspect  the  Arsenal  and  other 
"sights."  Kent,  which  for  centuries  claimed  the  privilege  of 
leading  the  van  in  battle,  may  well  be  proud  oi  having  within 
its  confines  such  establishments  as  Woolwich,  Sheerness,  and 
Chatham— all  concerned  in  the  consolidation  of  national  de- 
fence. At  Woolwich  was  born  that  sweetest  of  Cavalier  singers 
Richard  Lovelace. 

Charlton,  near  Woolwich,  was  long— until  about  forty  years 
ago — the  scene  of  a  more  or  less  unruly  ''Horn  Fair"  every 
October  on  St.  Luke's  clay.  According  to  tradition  the  Fair 
originated  in  the  time  of  King  John  owing  to  that  monarch 
having  an  amour  with  a  millers  wife  in  the  neighbourhood.  The 
gathering  place  was  Cuckold's  Point,  near  Deptford,  from  which 
the  mob,  bearing  and  wearing  all  kinds  of  horns,  marched  in 
procession  through  Deptford  and  Greenwich  to  Charlton  ;  the 
men  at  one  time  attending  in  women's  clothes — which  suggests 
that  King  John  may  have  forestalled  the  disguise  of  Sir  John 
Falstaff. 

In  1642  there  was  seen  "  the  strange  appearance  of  a  Man- 
Fish  abouithree  miles  within  the  River  Thames,  having  a  musket 
in  one  hand  and  a  petition  in  the  other."  The  story  of  the 
apparition  seems  to  have  been  a  hit  at  the  readiness  of  the  Men 
of  Kent  to  "  petition,"  and  the  promptness  with  which  they  were 
prepared  to  back  their  appeals  with  force.  It  seems  also  to 
have  suggested  to  some  ingenious  person  of  Woolwich  a 
"  fake  "  for  the  wonderment    of  Londoners,  for  shortly  after- 


4^o  ALONG  THE  CRAY  cMap. 

wards  a  pamphlet  was  published  giving  "  a  Relation  of  a  terrible 
Monster,  taken  by  a  Fisherman  near  Wollage,  July  15,  1642, 
and  is  now  to  be  seen  in  King  Street,  Westminster,  the  shape 
whereof  is  like  a  Toad  and  may  be  called  a  Toad-fish  ;  but 
that  which  makes  it  a  Monster  is  that  it  hath  hands  with 
fingers  like  a  man,  and  is  chested  like  a  man,  being  neere  five 
foot  long  and  three  feet  over,  the  thickness  of  an  ordinary 
man." 

Beyond  Woolwich,  by  the  open  Bostall  Common  and  wood- 
land overlooking  the  marshes  of  Plumstead  and  Erith,  largely 
reclaimed  in  Elizabeth's  time,  we  come  to  Erith,  passing  on  the 
way  Abbey  Wood,  which  takes  its  name  from  Lessness  Abbey, 
an  establishment  of  which  there  are  a  few  remains.  Erith, 
a  place  of  many  manufactures  and  of  old  maritime  importance, 
has  yet  a  certain  rural  attractiveness  in  many  of  its  surroundings  ; 
south  of  it,  by  market  gardens  and  orchards,  we  come  to  Cray- 
ford,  situated  on  the  little  River  Cray  not  far  from  its  junction 
with  the  Darent.  Here  Hengist  overthrew  the  Britons  so 
that,  as  the  "  English  Chronicle  "  has  it,  they  "  forsook  Kent- 
land  and  fled  with  much  fear  to  London."  London  is  now 
extending  with  its  suburban  villa-building  so  far  in  this  direc- 
tion that  it  is  interesting  to  learn  that  the  River  Cray  was  in 
the  middle  ages  the  bound  of  the  citizen's  right  of  chase. 
Near  Crayford  are  several  of  those  pits  in  the  chalk,  over  the 
ancient  use  of  which  archaeologists  have  puzzled. 

At  this  town  the  Watling  Street  crossed  the  Cray,  and  following 
it  Londonwards  we  come  to  Bexley  Heath  and  Welling.  The 
old  village  of  Bexley,  on  the  Cray,  a  little  south  of  its  residential 
"expatiation,"  is  still  a  pleasant-looking  place,  with  park-like 
surroundings  backed  by  Dartford  Heath  and  the  extensive 
Joyden  Woods,  which  we  approach  yet  nearer  at  North  Cray. 
At  Blendon  Hall  lived  for  a  time  William  Camden,  to 
whom  directly  or  indirectly  all  students  of  archaeology  and 
topography  owe  much.  At  Bexley  an  ingenious  student  of 
moths  and  butterflies  has  started  a  "  farm  "  for  the  breeding  of 
those  insects,  an  enterprise  likely  to  be  successful  in  days  when 
"  collectors  "  of  such  find  it  simpler  to  buy  than  to  capture 
their  "  specimens."  Crossing  the  Cray  at  Bexley  a  very 
pleasant  journey  may  be  made  by  the  road  which,  with  the 
stream  mostly  on  our  right,  takes  us  to  the  Crays  and  Orping- 
ton, through   country  rich   in   fruit  and  hop  gardens  and  still 


XXII 


THE  CRAYS 


43i 


well  diversified  with  trees.  At  North  Cray  "  carotid-artery- 
cutting  Castlereagh  "  committed  suicide.  North,  Foot's,  St. 
Paul's,  and  St.  Mary's  Crays  are  all  ancient  places,  mostly  with 


The  Parish  Church,   Bromley. 

unlovely  modern  additions,  with  old  churches  possessing  not- 
able features,  that  at  St.  Paul's  being  the  most  interesting 
building,  that  at  St.  Mary's  rich  in  monumental  brasses. 


432  HOLWOOD  PARK  chap. 

Orpington — where  the  Cray  starts  on  its  eight-mile  flow  to  the 
Darent — is  an  old  village  the  centre  of  an  extensive  fruit  and 
hop-growing  district  which  spreads  far  into  the  surrounding 
parishes.  Few  travellers  by  railway  passing  through  Orpington 
Station  can  fail  to  be  struck  by  the  wide  hillside  fields  of  straw- 
berries, as  further  on  by  the  tracts  of  black  currants — gayzels 
as  they  are  sometimes  termed  in  this  county — and  other  bush 
fruit.  The  wonderful  neatness  with  which  a  many  acred  field  of 
strawberries  is  kept  would  have  gladdened  the  heart  of  that 
good  Bishop  who,  as  reported  by  Izaak  Walton,  declared  of  the 
strawberry  that  "  doubtless  God  could  have  made  a  better  berry, 
but  doubtless  God  never  did." 

In  the  southern  part  of  this  district  of  Kent  near  London,  to 
which  following  the  course  of  the  Cray  has  brought  us,  there  are 
still  beautiful  commons,  handsome  parks  and  wide  woodlands, 
though  some  of  the  commons  are  getting  built  around  and 
sophisticated.  Farnborough,  Keston  and  Hayes,  however,  re- 
main as  rural  as  any  district  within  fourteen  miles  of  London. 
Farnborough  has  nothing  particular  to  claim  our  attention,  but 
a  pleasant  road  or  pleasanter  footpath  across  the  fields  by 
quaintly  named  Farthing  Street  takes  us  to  Downe,  where  the 
great  investigator  Charles  Darwin  lived  for  many  years  and 
carried  on  those  studies  which  revolutionised  natural  history. 
It  is,  perhaps,  appropriate  that  the  home  of  the  man  who  taught 
us  so  much  should  now  be  converted  into  a  school.  In  the  field 
opposite  his  house  Darwin  is  said  to  have  pursued  those  observa- 
tions which  resulted  in  his  important  work  on  the  earthworm. 

West  of  Farnborough,  on  high  ground,  is  the  fine  extent  of 
Holwood  Park,  from  the  footpath  crossing  which  from  Keston 
to  Downe  are  to  be  had  some  grand  views  through  the  trees  ; 
while  from  the  higher  ground  of  "  Caesar's  Camp  "  a  more  ex- 
tensive landscape  may  be  seen.  Here  is  believed  to  have  been 
an  ancient  British  town,  and  here,  as  villa  and  other  remains 
have  testified,  the  Romans  had  an  important  station.  Outside 
the  park  on  the  north  is  the  small  but  lovely  Keston  Common, 
one  of  the  most  attractive  "playgrounds"  within  easy  reach  of 
London  ;  on  the  common  is  a  spring  traditionally  known 
as  Caesar's  Well,  the  water  from  which  supplies  a  series  of 
three  beautiful,  tree-shaded  lakes,  and  from  the  last  of  them 
emerges  the  little  Ravensbourne  that,  passing  through  Bromley 
and  Lewisham,  reaches  the  Thames  at  Deptford. 


xxn  SUBURBAN  COMMONS  433 

Holwood  Park  was  long  the  residence  of  "the  heaven  sent 
minister  "  William  Pitt,  and  to  his  ownership  attaches  a  story 
similar  to  that  of  Dickens  and  Gadshill,  for,  born  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood, it  is  recorded  that  Pitt  as  a  child  "  longed  to  call 
the  wood  of  Holwood  his  own  ; "  a  desire  he  was  able  to  gratify 
shortly  after  becoming  Prime  Minister.  It  was  here  that  he 
concerted  with  William  Wilberforce  the  campaign  againsl 
slavery.  On  the  footpath  through  the  park  already  referred  to 
is  a  stone  seat,  placed  there  nearly  half  a  century  ago  to  com- 
memorate a  history  making  conversation.  It  is  inscribed  with 
a  passage  from  one  of  Wilberforce's  letters  :  "  I  well  remember, 
after  a  conversation  with  Mr.  Pitt,  in  the  open  air,  on  the  root 
of  an  old  tree  at  Holwood,  just  above  the  steep  descent  into  the 
Vale  of  Keston,  I  resolved  to  give  notice,  on  a  fit  occasion,  to 
bring  forth  the  abolition  of  the  slave  trade."  Leaving  the  park 
by  a  series  of  steps  surmounting  the  park  paling,  the  road  to  the 
right  will  take  us  pleasantly  by  Keston  Mark  and  Bromley  Com- 
mon—which is  no  common — to  Bromley,  but  a  more  attrac- 
tive way  is  over  the  corner  of  Keston  to  the  old  windmill 
and  pretty  little  Keston  village,  happily  placed  between  two 
wooded  commons,  for  coming  through  it  we  are  on  the 
broad,  gorse-grown  tract  of  Hayes.  On  the  Keston  edge 
of  this  common  is  the  little  church  where  Dinah  Maria 
Craik,  author  of  that  ever  popular  story  "John  Halifax, 
Oentleman,''  is  buried. 

Hayes  Common  in  spring  time,  with  its  wide  prospeet,  ith 
gorse  and  hawthorn,  its  fine  trees  at  the  northern  end,  is  one 
of  the  most  beautiful  bits  of  country  easily  accessible  from 
London.  Hayes  village,  a  quiet  little  place  north  of  the 
common,  is  chiefly  memorable  in  that  it  was  here  that  the  great 
Lord  Chatham  lived  for  many  years.  It  was  to  Hayes  Place, 
which  he  had  built,  that  he  was  removed  after  his  collapse 
in  the  House  of  Commons,  and  there  a  month  later  he 
died.  At  Hayes,  in  1759,  the  second  William  Pitt,  a  man 
who  made  history,  was  born,  and  at  neighbouring  Pickhurst, 
exactly  a  century  later,  died  Henry  Hallam,  a  man  who 
wrote  history.  Near  Hayes  is  West  Wickham — close  on 
the  Surrey  border— with,  a  mile  from  the  village,  Wickham 
Court,  a  handsome  Tudor  manor  house  traditionally  associated 
with  Henry  VHP's  courtship  of  Anne  Boleyn,  for  here  it  is 
said  that  the  lady  stayed  during  some  part  the  time  that  the 

F    F 


434  A  THOUGHTFUL  HUSBAND  chap 

King  was   planning  to  clear    her  way  to   the    throne ;  Anne 
Boleyn's  Walk  is  still  pointed  out  in  the  grounds. 

Just  north  of  West  Wickham  Station  is  Langley  Park,  long 
the  residence  of  the  Style  family.  Here  in  the  16th  century 
lived  Sir  Humphrey  Style,  cupbearer  to  Charles  L,  and  his 
half-brother,  William  Style,  a  distinguished  writer  on  law.  A 
long  letter  from  Sir  Humphrey  to  his  wife  (February,  1632) 
gives  interesting  particulars  of  the  preparations  necessary  for 
attending  the  Assizes  in  state  in  the  olden  time.  There  is 
much  instruction  as  to  the  horses  to  be  utilised,  "  well  dressed, 
fed,  and  trimmed,"  and  how  they  are  to  be  taken  "  softely  "  to 
Dartford  to  meet  Sir  Humphrey.  The  latter  half  of  the  letter 
maybe  given  as  illustrating  the  thought  which  had  to  be  taken 
when  a  Kentish  gentleman  desired  to  make  a  brave  appearance 
in  Stuart  days  : 

"  On  Saturdaye  morninge,  before  you  goe  out  of  towne,  send  Snelgar  to 
Sir  John  Spralie,  to  fetch  the  horse  hee  hath  lent  me,  and  let  him  be  wel 
looked  to  at  my  stable  in  London,  till  I  coom  thither  on  Mundaye  ;  then  I 
will  dispose  of  him,  and  would  have  Mr.  Brookes  to  fit  the  boyes  shute  to 
him,  and  if  there  be  ever  an  ould  laced  band  of  mine  past  my  wearing,  let 
the  boye  have  it.  If  the  Croidon  shoemaker  hath  not  brought  my  boots 
and  the  boy's,  let  him  be  sent  for  with  all  speede.  I  woold  have  the 
Cochman,  if  thou  canst  spare  him,  to  goe  to  Langlie  for  a  daye  or  two,  and 
let  him  take  oile  with  him  to  oile  the  great  Coche,  and  let  him  bee  sure  it 
bee  well  mended  and  [clea]ne,  for  I  wolde  have  that  Coche  brought  to  mee 
on  Shrove  Sundaie  to  London,  to  be  theare  in  readinese.  I  would  have 
thee  send  for  Sir  Cornelius  Fairemedu,  to  desier  him  not  to  faile  to  be 
ready  according  to  his  promis,  on  Tewesdaye  morning,  to  goe  along  with 
mee  ;  allso  that  he  speak  to  Sir  John  Ashfield  and  Mr.  Braye,  and  anyone 
gallant  man  like  himselfe,  that  maye  make  the  better  showe.  Let  Mr. 
Brooke  be  spoken  to  [that]  my  satten  shut  bee  in  readines,  and,  if  I  have 
never  a  silver  hatband,  that  he  bespeake  mee  a  curius  neate  one.  I  wold 
have  brought  from  Langley  the  felt  hat  laced  with  satten,  and  my  damask 
night  bagg  and  cloth. 

"This  is  all,  Sweete  hearte,  I  can  remember  for  this  time.  I  pray  thee 
bee  merry,  and  make  mutch  of  thy  self,  and  take  the  coch  and  go  brode 
this  fayre  wether  ;  it  will  do  thee  good.  So,  with  my  best  love  to  thee, 
and  my  kind  remembrance  to  my  sister  and  all  our  friends,  in  great  haste  by 
reason  of  the  spedie  departure  of  the  bearer,  who  hath  promised  me  safely 
to  deliver  this  letter,  I  rest 

Thy  trewly  loveing  husband." 

North  of  Langley  Park  are  Beckenham  and  Bromley,  and 
even  in  Cobbett's  time  it  could  be  said,  "when. you  get  to 
Beckenham,  which  is  the  last  parish  in  Kent,  the  country  be- 
gins to  assume  a  cockney-like  appearance."     A  brass  to  Lady 


XXII 


BECKENHAM  AND  BROMLEY 


435 


Style's  "  trewly  loveing  husband  "  may  be  seen  in  Beckenham 
Church.  Beckenham  is  a  large,  residential,  suburban  town, 
and  Bromley — which  in  recent  years  has  been  granted  the 
dignity  of  a  municipal  borough — has  become  the  same.  Here 
was  longa  palace  of  the  Bishops  of  Rochester — built  by  Gun- 


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dulf — and  in  the  parish  church  we  arc  reminded  of  Dr.  John- 
son, for  his  wife  is  buried  here,  with  a  Latin  inscription  which 
he  wrote,  and  here  also  lies  his  friend  Dr.  John  Hawkesworth. 
In  the  neighbourhood  of  Bromley  are  still  pleasant  walks  by 
Sundridge  and  Bickley  Parks,  and  still  some  fairly  rustic  lanes 

F   F  2 


436 


THE  LAST  NAPOLEON 


CHAF. 


but  great  are  the  changes  within  the  past  quarter  of  a  century. 
Just  beyond  Bickiey  is  Chislehurst,  with  its  beautiful  common, 
its  wooded  hills  dotted  with  villa  residences. 

On  the  west  side  of  Chislehurst  common  is  Camden  Place — 
named  after  the  Elizabethan  antiquary  who  died  here  in  1623. 
More  recent  memories  attaching  to  the  mansion  are  those 
of  the  exiled  Napoleon  III.  and  the  Empress  Eugenie.  Here 
Napoleon  died  in  1873,  and  here  half  a  dozen  years  later  was 


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brought  the  body  of  his  gallant  young  son  the  Prince  Imperial, 
killed  in  Zululand.  The  procession  along  the  beauteous 
common  was  a  sight  the  impressiveness  of  which  is  little 
likely  to  be  forgotten  by  anyone  present  when  the  last  hope  of 
the  French  Imperialists,  killed  in  a  foreign  war,  was  brought 
to  be  laid  by  his  father,  near  the  home  of  their  exile.  The 
bodies  of  the  Emperor  and  Prince  have  both  been  removed 
from   the  Roman  Catholic  chapel  where  they   rested  to  the 


xxn  AN  OLD  TIME   PALACE  437 

Mausoleum  prepared  for  them  by  the  Empress  Eugenie  at 
Farnborough  in  Hampshire. 

In  Camden  Park  and  other  places  about  Chislehurst  are- 
many  of  those  pits  excavated  by  prehistoric  man,  such  as  are 
to  be  seen  on  Dart  ford  Heath  and  elsewhere,  and  facilities 
have  been  made — even  to  the  lighting  of  them  with  electricity 
— for  their  investigation.  The  spired  church  of  Chisle- 
hurst, picturesquely  situated  at  the  south-east  corner  of  the 
common,  has  a  number  of  interesting  old  monuments — notably 
of  the  Walsingham,  Warwick,  and  Townsend  families.  From 
Chislehurst  we  may  easily  reach  the  Crays  and  Sidcup,  or 
turning  northwards  may  go  by  Mottingham  to  Eltham.  At 
Mottingham  the  curious  in  such  phenomena  may  like  to  know 
that,  on  August  4,  1585,  "in  a  field  which  belongeth  to  Sir 
Percival  Hart,  betimes  in  the  morning  the  ground  began  to 
sink,  so  much  that  three  great  elm  trees  were  suddenly 
swallowed  into  the  pit,  the  tops  falling  downward  into  the 
hole ;  and  before  ten  o'clock  they  were  so  overwhelmed  that 
no  part  of  them  might  be  discerned,  the  concave  being 
suddenly  filled  with  water.  The  compass  of  the  hole  was 
about  80  yards,  and  so  profound  that  a  sounding  line  of  fifty 
fathoms  could  hardly  find  or  feel  any  bottom." 

At  Eltham  we  reach  a  place  of  old  time  splendour,  for  here 
several  of  our  Kings  had  a  grand  palace,  in  which  they 
frequently  resided  until  Henry  VIII.  migrated  to  Greenwich 
and  Eltham  fell  into  desuetude.  The  old  banqueting  hall 
with  its  grand  oak  roof — which  George  III.  wished  to  transfer 
to  Windsor— is  all  that  remains  of  the  palace  long  a  favourite 
residence  of  Plantagenet  and  Tudor  Kings,  where  Parliaments 
were  held  and  foreign  visitors  received,  where,  as  the  records 
tell,  the  Court  often  passed  the  festive  season  of  Christmas, 
and  where  Wolsey  drew  up  the  Statutes  of  Eltham  for  the 
practical  guidance  of  those  responsible  for  the  good  order  of 
the  Royal  Household. 

In  the  time  of  the  Commonwealth  Eltham  Palace  was  the 
residence  of  the  Earl  of  Essex,  the  Parliamentarian  General 
who  died  therein  1646  ;  later  it  was  bestowed  by  Charles  II.  on 
one  Sir  John  Shaw  who  had  lent  him  much  money  when  in  exile. 
Shaw  seems  to  have  been  well  rewarded  for  his  timely  assistance, 
for  after  the  Restoration  he  was  described  as  "a  miracle  of 
a  man,"  holding  more  places  than  any  other  man  in  England. 


438  THE  TULIP  TRAFFIC  ch.  xxn 

The  old  palace  is  Eltham's  chief  attraction,  but  its  church  is 
also  worth  visiting.  In  it  is  buried  Thomas  Doggett,  the  come- 
dian who  died  in  1722,  having  established  five  years  earlier  the 
Thames  Watermen's  race  for  "  Doggett's  coat  and  badge."  He 
was  one  of  the  most  popular  actors  of  his  day,  and  was  described 
by  a  contemporary  thus,  in  Elian  fashion,  "  on  the  stage  he's 
very  aspectabund,  wearing  a  farce  on  his  face,  his  thoughts 
deliberately  forming  his  utterance  congruous  to  his  looks.  He  is 
the  only  comic  original  now  extant."  Here,  too,  is  buried  Bishop 
George  Home,  whose  "  Commentary  on  the  Book  of  Psalms  " 
was  much  read  a  century  ago. 

A  letter  which  a  Mrs.  Amy  Owen  of  Eltham  sent  to  her 
friend  John  Evelyn  ("Mon  Amy — that  is  My  Friend,"  as  he 
punningly  addressed  her)  is  interesting  for  the  glimpse  it  affords 
us  of  the  old  tulip  craze. 

"  Honoured  Sir, 

'  I  am  heartily  sorry  that  I  forced  you  to  buy  tulips  for  your  fine 
garden.  I  must  confess  your  guineas  look  more  glorious  than  now  these 
tulips  do  ;  but,  when  they  come  to  blow,  I  hope  you  will  be  better  pleased 
than  now  you  are.  I  have  sent  you  some  of  my  ordinary  sort,  and,  sir,  when 
mine  are  blown,  if  you  please  to  come  and  see  them,  Mr.  Evelyn  shall  buy 
no  more,  but  have  what  he  pleases  for  nothing.  I  am  so  well  pleased  with 
those  that  I  have,  that  I  shall  neither  buy  more,  nor  part  with  any,  unless 
it  be  to  yourself. 

I  cannot,  sir,  send  my  husband's  service  to  you,  because  I  do  not 
acquaint  him  with  my  trading  for  tulips." 

We  may  see  beautiful  gardens  all  through  our  county,  but  the 
traffic  in  tulips — "a  traffic  which  is  so  innocent,  so  laudable, 
and  so  frequent  even  among  very  great  persons  " — has  long 
since  ceased  to  be  a  fashionable  hobby. 

Though  midway  between  such  great  suburban  centres  as 
Bromley  and  Woolwich,  Eltham  offers  pleasant  rurality  in 
some  of  the  country  walks  around,  and  especially  in  the 
direction  of  Bexley  and  North  Cray.  To  the  north  of  it  rises 
Shooters  Hill,  and  a  couple  of  miles  to  the  west  of  it  is  Eee, 
and  here,  within  the  bounds  of  the  county  of  Eondon,  we  may 
bring  to  an  end  our  wanderings  in  the  highways  and  byways  of 
Kent.  It  has  been  pointed  out  how,  standing  anywhere  in  one 
of  our  hopfields,  the  avenues  of  poled  bines  always  radiate  from 
us,  and  so  it  may  be  said  that  in  this  rich  county,  start  where 
we  may,  we  are  in  a  centre  from  which  beautiful  or  interesting 
places  are  within  reach  of  us  in  every  direction. 


INDEX 


a   Becket,   St.   Thomas,   23,  26,   131,    186, 

i95»  356,  392 
Abbey  Wood,  430 
Abbot's  Cliff,  157 
Acol,  102 
Acrise,  180 
Adams,  William,  400 
Addington,  367,  369 
Adisham,  74 
Agelric,  267 

Aldington,  204,  206,  237 
Alkham,  161,  180 
Allday,  the  Rev.  Mr.,  56 
Allington  Castle,  289  et  seq. 
Amherst,  Sir  Jeffrey,  348 
Andredsvveald,  208 
Anne  of  Cleves,  Queen,  339,  374 
Appledore,  208 
"  Arden  of  Feversham,"  41 1 
Argyll,  Duke  of,  346 
Armada,  the  Spanish,  152,  215 
Arthur,  King,  at  Dover,  151 
Arundel,  Archbishop,  239 
a  Saravia,  Hadrian,  82,  238 
Ash,  125,  130 
Ash  Level,  124 
Ashenbank  Wood,  387 
Ashford,  220  et  seq. 
Ashurst,  317 
Astley,  John,  262,  292 
Astor,  Mr.  W.  W.,  336 
Audley,  Lord,  428 
Austen,  Jane,  74,  228,  299 
Austin,  Mr.  Alfred,  238 
Aylesford,  285  et  seq. 


Badlesmere,  226 
Badlesmere,  Lord,  30,  226 


Baker's  Cross,  250 


Baker,  Sir  John,  249 

Baker,  Sir  Richard,  250 

Ball,  John,  427 

Bapchild,  409 

Barfreston,  84,  15S 

Barham,  80,  226 

Barham  Court,  283 

Barham  Downs,  75,  78,  178 

Barham,  Richard  Harris,  32,  36,  38,  44,  48, 

75,  104,  419 
Barton,  Elizabeth,  the  Holy  Maid  of  Kent, 

55,  204 
Bathing  Machines,  109 
Bayford  Castle,  408 
Bayham  Abbey,  325 
Beachborough  Park,  178 
Beaconsfield,  Lord,  352 
Beakesbourne,  85 
Beale,  Benjamin,  109 
Bearsted,  297 
Beckenham,  434 
Bedgebury  Cross,  253 
Bedgebury  Wood,  252 
Behn,  Aphra,  230 
Bellenden,  Mary,  347 
Belmont  Park,  416 
Benenden,  217,  252 
Benhani,  Canon,  51,  324 
Bennett,  Mr    F.  J.,  288,  359 
Beresford,  Viscount,  253 
Bertha,  Queen,  45,  118 
Betsham,  377 
Betteshanger,  131 
Beult,  the,  248 
Bewl,  the,  254 
Bexley,  430 
Bidborough,  318 
Biddenden,  217 

"  Biddenden  Maids,"  the,  217  et  seq. 
Bickley  Park,  435 
Bicknor,  298 
Bifrons,  83 
Bilsington,  193,  207 
Birchington,  106,  108 


44Q 


INDEX 


Birrell,  Mr.  Augustine,  267 

Bishopsbourne,  80 

Burham,  462 

Blackheath,  423,  426  et  seq. 

Blackmanstone,  189 

Black  Prince,  the,  23,  35,  328 

Black  Prince's  Well,  89 

Blake,  Admiral,  114 

Blean,  19,  90 

Blean  Woods,  90,  92 

"  Bobbe-up-and-down,"  28 

Bobbing,  406 

Bockingfold,  280 

Boleyn,  Anne,  291,  337  et  seq.,  433 

Boleyn,  Sir  Geoffrey,  337 

Boleyn,  Sir  Thomas,  337 

Bonnington,  207 

Borden,  407 

Borough  Green,  366 

Borsholder,  the  Dumb,  281 

Borstal,  402 

Bostall  Common,  430 

Bough  Beech,  336 

Boughton  Aluph,  227 

Boughton  Green,  305 

Boughton  Hill,  417 

Boughton  Malherbe,  300  et  seq. 

Boughton  Street,  90 

Boulogne  Gates,  85 

Bourne  Park,  82 

Boxley  Abbey,  292  et  seq. 

Boyle,  Lord,  quoted,  311 

Brabourne,  232 

Brabourne,  Lord,  228,  237 

Brasted,  341,  345 

Bredgar,  407 

Bredhurst,  401 

Breeches  Pond,  219 

Brenchley,  324 

Brenzett,  192 

Bridge,  82 

"  Broad  Arrow,"    origin    of   Government 

mark,  335 
Broad  Oak,  18 
Broadstairs,  114 
Broad  Street.  295 
Brockman,  Sir  William,  178 
Bromley,  434 
Brompton,  399 
Brookland,  192 
Broome  Park,  78 
Broomfield,  306 

Browning,  Elizabeth  Barrett,  quoted,  332 
Brydges,  Sir  Egerton,  75 
Buckingham,  Luke  of,  55 
Buckland,  Frank,  169 
Burnand,  Sir  Francis,  158 
Butter  Market,  Canterbury,  50 
Byron,  33,  153 


C 


Cade,  Jack,  222,  238,  349,  362,  366,  427 
Csesar,  9,  78,  83,  138,  148 


Caesar's  Camp  at  Folkestone,  163,  180  ;  at 

Keston,  432 
Camden  Place,  436 
Camden,  William,  71,  133,  333 
Canterbury,  the  city  of,  41  et  seq. 
Canterbury  Castle,  48 
Canterbury  Cathedral,  18  et  seq. 
Capel,  325 
Capel  le  Feme,  1S0 
Carlyle,  Thomas,  quoted,  279 
Caroline,  Queen,  428 
Carter,  Elizabeth,  137,  3T3 
Carter,  G.  R.,  124 
Casaubon,  Meric,  73,  119 
Castle  Hill,  280 
Castle  Rough,  408 
Caudle,  Mrs.,  at  Margate,  in 
Caxton,  William,  101,  305 
Cement,  378,  402 
Chalk,  384 

Challock  Church,  226 
Challock  Wood,  227 
Channel  Tunnel,  156 
Charing,  239 
Charing  Hill,  240,  241 
Charles  I.,  55,  79,  387 
Charles  II.,  112,  209,  399 
Charlton,  429 
Charnock,  Thomas,  122 
Chart,  281 
Chart,  The,  341 
Chartham,  87 
Chartham  Hatch,  88 
Chartsedge,  341 
Chart  Sutton,  303 
Chase,  Rev.  Richard,  379 
Chatham,  390,  359 
Chatham,  Lord,  433 
Chaucer,  27  et  seq. 
Chelsfield,  372 
Cheriton,  180 

Cherries,  2,  14,  267  et  seq.,  404 
Cherry  Garden  Valley,  164 
Chesterfield,  Lord,  428 
Chestnut  Street,  407 
Chevening,  344 
Chicbele,  Abbot,  tomb,  33 
Chiddingstone,  336 
Chilham,  87 
Chilham  Park,  86 
Chillenden,  130 
Chijlington      Manor      House    (Maidstone 

Museum),  262 
Chilstone  Park,  300 
Chipstead,  348 
("hislehurst,  436 
Chislet,  100 

"  Chronicles  of  Clovernook,"  quoted,  248 
Churchill,  Charles,  153 
"  Clabber-Napper's  Hole,"  377 
Clampard,  Thomas,  280 
ClifTe,  403 

Cloth-making,  .'47,  252,  256 
Cobbett,  William,  137,  271,  242,  256,    |il 
Cobham,  385 


INDEX 


44! 


Cobtree  Hal),  289 

( lockadamshaw,  368 

Coldharbour,  318 

1  old  red,  15b 

•  1  ildrum,  367 

( Jolepeper,  William,  297 

( ;oli  imb,  <  1 1I1  'in  I.  quoti  d,  57 

(  '.  imbe  I  lank,  346 

( looling,  .|i>-> 

Cooper,  Thomas  Sidney,  50,  88,  90 

(  lopi  I  till,  •<  ■ 

Cosway,  Sir  William,  207 

( lottington,  Sir  Francis,  55 

( !oursehorne,  247 

Court-at-Street,  203 

Courtenay,  Archbishop,  262 

Courteney,  Sir  William  :  see  Tom 

Cowden,  317 

Cowper,  Earl,  72 

Cox,  Dr.  J.  Charles,  on  Canterbury,  48 

Cox  Heath,    .    1 

Craik,  Dinah  Maria,  433 

Cranbrook,  245 

Cranmer,  Archbishop,  100,  205 

Cray,  the,  430 

Craytbrd,  430 

Crays,  the,  431 

Cricket,  61  etseg.,  376,  417 

Crispe,  Henry,  106 

Crispe,  Sir  Nicholas,  107 

Crockham  Hill,  340 

Crockhurst  Street,  325 

Crundale,  86 

Cudham,  343 

Culmer,  Richard,  35,  119 

Cumberland,  Richard,  316 

Curzon,  Lord,  139 

Cuxton,  402 

D 

1  labrieschescourt,  Sir  Eustace,  73 

1  lamer,  Hon.  .Mrs.  Anne  Seymour,  346 

Dane-John,  Canterbury,  47,  49 

Danes  destroy  Minster,  120 

Darent,  the,  8,  341,  343,  345,  371 

Darenth,  373 

Dark  Entry,  legend  of  the,  39 

1  (artford,  373  ft  seq. 

Dartford  Brent,  377 

Dartford  Heath,  376 

Dartford  Warbler,  the,  376 

Darwin,  Charles,  432 

"  I  >avid  Copperfield,"  50 

Davington,  415,  417 

Deal,  131  et  seq. 

De  Burgh,  Hubert,  151 

Defoe,  Daniel,  138,  224,  266,  310,  380 

De  Montfort,  Simon,  78 

Denge  Marsh,  181 

1  lenge  W01  uls,  86 

1  lenne  Hill,  75 

I  >ent-de-Lion,  108 

1  >enton,  75,  180 

Dcptford,  423 


Dering,  Sir  Edward,  323 

De  Ruyter,  1 14 

Desmond,  307 

Detling,  295 

De  Witt,  T14 

Dickens,  Charles,  50,    114,    148,   289,    3">4 

384  et  seq, 
"  Discovery  of  Witchcraft,"  234  ct  seq. 
Ditton,  285 
Dobell,  Sydney,  248 
Doggett,  Thomas,  438 
I  lomneva,  i"S 
1  torset,  I  'tils'-  'if,  63 
Dover,  [45  et 
I  >"■.'  .   Road,  the,  ;S,  80 
1  lowne,  4  ;-> 
I  ii.uiia.  \  tllage,      '  1 
Drayton,  Mi'  hael,  1,  243 
1  lucking-stool,  68 
Duncombe,  J.,  quoted,  63 
Dungeness    181 
Dunkirk,  89 
Dymchurch,  175,  195 
Dymchurch  Wall,  187 


E 


Eadbald,  168,  177 

Eastchurch,  419 

East  Farleigh,  27S 

East  Mailing,  285 

East  Peckham,  322 

Eastry,  105,  130 

East  Sutton,  303 

Eastwear  Bay,  166 

Eastwell,  224 

East  well  Park,  224 

Ebbsfleet,  117 

Ebony,  210 

Eden,  the,  336 

Edenbridge,  340 

Edinburgh,   I  >uke  of,  225 

Egbert,  104,  131 

Egerton,  240 

Egerton,  verses  by  Mr.,  5S 

Eleanor,  Duchess  of  Gloucester,  307 

Elham,  178 

Elham  Valley,  78,  80,  165,  178 

Elizabeth,  Queen,   150,  201,  247,  253,  382, 

423.  424 
Eltham,  437 

Epitaphs,  255,  263,  281,  304,  350,  351 
Erasmus,  206 
Eridge  Park,  316 
Erith,  430 
Ernulf,  Bishop,  394 
Etchinghill,  178 
Ethelbert,  45,  96,  118,  131,  168 
Ethelburga,  177 
Evelyn,  John,  190,  233,  269,  271,   307,  423, 

438 
Ewell,  161 
Eynsford,  372 
Eythorne,  158 


442 


INDEX 


Fairfax,  Lord,  at  Maidstone,  266,  279 
Fairfield,  195 
Farnborough,  432 
Farningham,  372 
Farthing  Street,  432 
F'aversham,  410  et  seq. 
Fawke  Common,  355 
Filmer,  Sir  Robert,  303 
Five  Oak  Green,  325 
Fletcher,  Phineas,  248 
F"lood  Street,  237 
Fogge,  Sir  John,  220 
Folkestone,  157,  163  et  seq. 
"  Folkestone  Beef,"  168 
Ford,  100 
Fordcombe,  317 
"  F'ordidge  trout,"  71 
Fordwich,  67 
Fotherby,  Dean,  tomb,  33 
F'our  Wents,  258 
Fox,  Charles  James,  109 
Foxen  Down,  384 
Franklin,  Sir  John,  378 
FVedville  Park,  75 
French  Street,  341 
F'rinsted,  298 
Frith,  John,  343 
Frith  Wood,  252 

F'uller,  Thomas,  5,  71,  190,  212,  247,  297, 
4°S 


Gadshill,  387  et  seq. 

Games,  17 

( larlinge  Green,  86 

Ghosts,  322,  339,  415 

Gillingham,  400 

Gleig,  G.  R.,  226 

Godard's  Castle,  296 

Godden  Green,  355 

Godinton  Park,  238 

Godmersham,  228 

Godmersham  Park,  86 

Godwin,  Earl,  143 

Golden  Green,  323 

Golden  Hind,  the,  423 

Golding,  Captain,  108 

Golf,  127 

Goodnestone  (near  Barham  Downs),  74 

Goodnestone  (near  Faversham),  417 

Goodwin  Sands,  114,  138,  142,  212 

Gosse,  Mr.  Edmund,  quoted,  230 

Gosson,  Stephen,  50 

Gostling,  Rev.  William,  209,  397 

Goudhurst,  254,  256 

Grafty  Green,  300 

Graham,  Sir  Richard,  55 

Grain,  Isle  of,  403 

Graveney,  417 

Graveney  Marshes,  91 

Gravesend,  382 

Gray,  Stephen,  240 


Gray,  Thomas,  76,  109,  113 
Great  Chart,  238 
Green,  J.  R.,  117,  137 
Greenhithe,  378 
Greenwich,  423  et  seq. 
Gregory  and  the  "  Angles," 
Grocyn,  William,  262 
Groombridge,  317 
Grove  Ferry,  71 
Guestling,  the,  127 
Gundulf,  Bishop,  285,  394 
Gunpowder  Plot,  363 
Guston,  157 


H 


Hackington,  19 


Hale  Street,  323 

Hales,  Judge,  88 

Hailing,  402 

Ham  Street,  207 

Hamilton,  Andrew,  quoted,  309 

Hammer  Stream,  248 

Harbledown,  20,  28,  89 

Hardinge,  Lord,  317 

Harmer,  Alderman,  378 

Harrietsham,  298 

Harris,  Dr.  John,  416 

Harris,  Lord,  416 

Harris,  Richard,  269,  404 

Harrison,  Mr.  Benjamin,  360 

Hartley,  251 

Hartlip,  407 

Harty  Ferry,  412,  417 

Harvey,  William,  166,  168 

Hasted,  219 

Hasting,  209,  408 

Hastingleigh,  232 

Havelock,  Sir  Henry,  378 

Hawkesworth,  Dr,  John,  435 

Hawkinge,  180,  245,   251 

Hayes,  433 

Hayes,  Sir  James,  253 

Hazlitt,  William,  267 

Hemsted  Park,  217 

Headcorn,  303 

Hengistand  Horsa,  9,  116,  217,  157,  286,  400 

Henrieita  Maria,  Queen,  79,  310 

Henry  II.,  penance  of,  35 

Henry  VIII.,  85,  170,  337  et  seq. 

Hentzner,  Paul,  93,  149,  161,  424 

Heme,  99 

Heme  Bay,  93,  95 

Hernehill,  91 

Herschel,  Sir  John  F.  W.,  252 

Hever  Castle,  336  et  seq. 

Higham,  402 

Hililenborough,  321 

Hillborough,  98 

Hinxhill,  233 

"  Hodening,"  116 

Hogarth,  William,  397,  419 

Hollingbourne,  295.  298 

Holwood  Park,  432 


INDEX 


443 


Honey  wood,  Mary,  298 

Hood,  Thomas,  429 

Hooker,   Richard,  81 

Hoole,  John,  215 

Hope  Point,  141,  145 

Hopkin-.,  Matthew,  205 

Hops,  2,  t3,  237,  260,  267,  270  et  seq. 

Home,  Bishop  George,  438 

Horsmonden,  254 

Horsted,  287 

Horton,  88 

Horton  Khby,  373 

Horton  Park.  176,  203 

Hospital  at  Harbledown,  89 

Hothfield  Heath,  238 

Hothtield  Place,  238 

Howell,  James,  79 

Howfield  Wood,  88 

Hacking,  298 

Hueffer,  Mr.  F.  M..  quoted,  197,  205 

Humphrey  of  Gloucester,  Duke,  150,  423 

Huntingdon,  S.S.,  William,  258 

Hunton,  280 

Hurst,  207 

Hutchinson,  Colonel  John  and  Lucy,  136 

Hythe,  172,  199 

1 
Ickham,  73 
Ide  Hill,  322,  348 
Iden,  210 

Iden,  Alexander,  222,  238 
Iden  Green,  258 
[ghtham,  358  et  seq. 
Ightham  Mote,  363 

"  [ngoldsby  Legends "  :  see  Barham,  R.  H. 
Ingress  Abbey,  378 
Iron  smelting,  254 
Isley  family,  345,  362 
I  wade,  406 

J 

Jacob,  Edward,  412 

James  I..  236 

James  II.,  399 

Jerrold,  Douglas,  97,  248 

Joan,  C^ueen,  307 

Joan,  "the  Fair  Maid  of  Kent,"  35 

John,  King,  78,  161,  180 

John,  King,  and  the  Abbot  of  Canterbury, 

Johnson,  Rev.  John,  247 
Johnson,  Samuel,  T37,  231,  435 
Jonson,  Ben,  326  et  seq. 
foyden  Wood,  377,  430 
Judds  Hill,  415 
Julliberrie  Grave,  87 


Keble,  John,  81 
Kempe,  Archbishop,  230 
Kemsing,  358,  372 


Kenardington,  207 

Kennington,  224 

Kent  Brook,  340 

Kent  Ditch,  209,  216,  251 

Kent  Hatch,  341 

"  Kentish  fire,"  267 

Kent  Street,  284 

Kent  Water,  the,  317 

Keston,  432 

Keycol  Hill,  407 

Key  Street,  407 

Kilndown,  253 

Kilndown  Woods,  254 

Kingsdown  (near  \V aimer),  141 

Kingsdown  (near  Wrotham),  367 

Kiii2;sgate,  112 

Kingstone,  80 

King's  Wood,  227 

Kipling,  Mr.  Rudyard,  189,  195,  242 

Kippings  Cross,  325 

Kits  Coty  House,  287  et  seq. 

Knight,  Edward  Austen,  74 

Knockholt,  344 

Knole  Park,  351 

Knowlton  Park,  130 


Lamb,  Charles,  no,  216 

Lambarde,  William,  3,   n,   156,   183,   188, 

203,  349,  358,  392 
Lambe,  William,  304 
Lamberhurst,  245,  254 
Lanfranc,  Archbishop,  267 
Langdon,  Fast  and  West,  157 
Langley,  305 
Langley  Park,  434 
Langton,  Archbishop,  26  ;  tomb,  33 
"  Lantern  of  Kent,  the,"  379 
Lardner,  Nathaniel,  251 
Large,  Captain,  in 
Latimer,  Bishop,  212,  428 
Leaveland,  226 
Lee,  438 
Leeds,  305 
Leeds  Abbey,  305 
Leeds  Castle,  305  et  seq. 
Lees  Court,  416 
Leigh,  335 
Leland,  95 
Len.  the,  300,  30J 
Lenham,  240,  298 
Lessness  Abbey,  430 
Lewis,  Hardwicke,  109 
Leybourne,  285 
Leybourne,  Juliana  de,  285 
Leyburn,  Sir  Roger  de,  285 
Lidsing,  401 
Lifeboat,  the  first,  174 
Linton.  31  4 
"Little  America,"  157 
Littiebourne,  72 
Little  Chart,  240 
Liulestone-on-Sea,  192 
London  Bridge,  stones  from,  378 


444 


INDEX 


Loose,  305 

Longbeech  Wood,  241 

Longfellow,  H.   W. ,  quoted,  140 

Louis  VII.  of  France  at  Canterbury,  26 

Lovelace,  Richard,  50,  429 

Lower  Halston,  406 

Lower  Hardres,  85 

Luddenham,  417 

Luddesdown,  384 

Lukin,  Lionel,   173 

Lullingstone,  372 

I  ydd,  181,  185 

Lydden,  161 

"  Lyddite,"  1S5 

Lydgate,  John,  269 

Lyminge,  177 

Lympne,  172,  193,  iggetseq. 

Lyttelton,  Lord.  313 


M 


Macaulay,  Catherine,  230 

Maidstone,  260  et  set/. 

Malmain's  Farm,  15s 

"  Man  of  Kent,"  16 

Mann.  Sir  Horace,  305 

Mann,  Sir  Horatio,  63 

Manston,  116 

Margate,  108  et  seq. 

Markbeech,  317 

Marlowe,  Christopher,  50,  423 

Martello  towers,  140,  170 

Martin  Mill,  146 

Mary,  Queen,  425 

Master,  William,  the  tragedy  of,  233 

Matfield  Green,  325 

Medway,  6,  278,  317 

Megaliths,  367  et  seq.-,  see  Kit's  Coty  House 

Megrim's  Hill,  217 

Meopham,  384 

Meredith,    Mr.    George,    quoted,  85,   183, 

268,  310 
Mereworth,  283 
Mereworth  Woods,  322 
Mersham,  207 
Middleton,  Lady,  283 
Milgate  Park,  308 
Military  Canal,  the,  193,  199,  208 
Milton,  408 

Milton-next-Canterbury,  8S 
"  Minnis,"  180 
Minster  (Sheppey),  419 
Minster  (Thanet),  106,  119 
Moldash,  226 
Monchelsea,  304 
Mongeham,  131 
Monkton,  112,  121 
Montagu,    Mrs.    "  Blue    Stocking,"    176, 

313 
Montreal,  348 
Morley,  Samuel,  335 
Mq.te.  the,  near  Maidstone,  308 
Motley,  quoted,  152 
Mottingham,  437 


Mulso,  John,  305 
Mundey  Boys,  240 
Murston,  408 
Muskerry,  Lady,  321 
Mynn,  Alfred,  296 


N 


Nackington,  S5 

Names,  curious,  219 

Napoleon's  threatened  invasion,  78,  403 

Napoleon  III.,  T33,  345,  436 

Newbolt,  Mr.  Henry,  quoted,  37 

Newenden,  216 

Newington  (near  Folkestone),  180 

Newington  (near  Ratnham),  406 

New  Romney,  183 

Nick,  the  highwayman,  388 

Noble,  Rev.^Mark,  279 

Nonington,  75 

Northbourne,  131 

North  Foreland,  102,  112,  113 

Norton  Court,  415 

Norton,  Thomas,  354 

Nurstead,  384 


O 


Oast-houses,  14 

Oates,  Titus,  406 

Odo,  Bishop  of  Bayeux,  267,  289,  399 

Oflham,  367,  369 

Olantigh,  230 

Oldbury  Hill,  359 

Oldcastle,  Sir  |ohn,  403 

"Old  England's  Hole,"  83 

Old  Soar,  365 

Orgarswick,  189 

Orpington,  432 

Ospringe,  415 

Otford,  356 

Otham,  305 

Otterden,  240 

Otway,  Thomas,  "  The  Orphan,"  233 

"  Owlers,"  195 

Oxney,  208 

Oysters,  93,  124,  408 

Ozengell  Hill,  116 


Paddlesworth,  165,  178,  180 
Paddock  Wood,  324 
Parry,  Bishop,  quoted,  187 
Patrixbourne,  83 
Peasants'  Revolt,  the,  374 
Peasmarsh,  210 
Peasons  Green,  280 
Pegwell  Bay,  116 
Pembury  Woods,  325 
Penn,  William,  252 
Pennenden  Heath,  267 


INDEX 


445 


Penshurst,  326  et  seq. 

Pepys,  Samuel,  222,  243,  310,  39S 

Peter  Becker's  Stairs,  157 

Peter  the  Great,  423 

Petham,  86 

Petitions,  Kentish,  57,  178,  266 

Petrifying  springs,  294 

Pett,  Peter,  400 

Petty  France,  go 

Pilgrims'   Road,   20,   27,   74,  88, 

343>  357 
Pit  Dwellings,  360,  376,  4  ,7 
Pitt,  William.  139,  344,  433 
Placentia,  424 
Plantagenet,  Elizabeth,  73 
Plantagenet,  Richard,  226 
Plaxtol,  360,  365 
Playden,  210 
Plot,  Dr.  Robert,  407 
Pluckley,  240 
Plumstead,  430 
Pocahontas,  Princess,  382 
Polders,  129 
Polehill  Tunnel,  371 
Porteous,  Bishop,  346 
Porter,  Endymion,  55 
Port  Victoria,  418 
Postling,  176 

Pratt,  Anne,  270,  276,  391 
Preston,  415 
Pulteney,  Sir  John  de,  328 


Quarry  Hill,  172  •, 

Quarry  Hills,  304 
Queenborough    418 
Quex  Park,  106 
Quintain  at  Offham,  369 


R 


Ragstone,  156,  304,  341 
Rainham,  401,  406 
Ramsay,  Rev.  James,  283 
Ramsgate,  115 
Ravensbourne,  the,  432 
Reading  Street,  210 
Reculver,  96  et  seq. 
Redleaf,  336 
"  Red  Rover,  The,"  n t 
Rhee  Wall,  the,  1S6,  192 
Richard  I    at  Canterbury,  26 
Richard  IP,  307 
Richborough,  123  et  seq. 
Ridley,  366 
Ridley,  Bishop,  100 
Ringwold,  145 
Riverhead.  348 
Robertsbridge  Junction,  211 
Rochester,  391  et  seq. 
Rodmersham,  409 
Roger  of  Wendover,  quoted,  232 


Rolfe,  John,  382 

Rolvenden,     c6 

Romans    in    Kent,   45,   87,    116,    123,    199, 

203,  239,  406,  432 
Romney,  185 

Romney,  Henry,  Earl  of.       | 
Romney  Marsh,  174,  181  et  seq.,  199 
Romney,  New,  185 
Rosherville,  383 
240,   294,         Rossetti,  Dante  Gabriel,  108 

Rother,  the,  8,  181,  1S5,   193,  200,  208,  211 

Rowena,  409 

Row  ling  I  louse,  ;  1 

Ruckinge,  207 

Rupert.  Prince,  114 

Rust  hall  Common,  317 

Ryarsh,  367,  369 

Rye,  181,  183,  210 


s 


Sackville,  352  et  seq. 

St.  Augustine,  9,  22,  41,  117 

St.  Augustine's  Abbey,  41  et  seq.,  55 

3l    Bartholomew,  357 

St.  Crispin  and  St.  Crispianus,  1 1 

St  Dunstan,  178,  373 

st   Eanswith,  16S 

si.  Edith,  358  _ 

St.  Eustace,  miracles  and  well,  232 

St.  John's,  355 

St.  Peger,  Sir  Anthony,  306 

St.  Margaret's,  145 

St.  Margaret's  Bay,  141,  146 

St.  Martin's  Church,  Canterbury,   20,  22, 

45 
St    Mary  Cray,  268 
St.  Mildred,  106.  119 
St.  Nicholas-at-Wade,  102 
St.  Paul's  Cathedral  railings,  254 
St.  Peter's,  115 
St.  Radigund's  Abbey,  162 
St.  Rumwald,  293 
St.  Skneon  Stock,  287 
St.  William  of  Rochester,  394 
Salt  Pans,  125 
Saltwood,  175 
Sandgate,  170 
Sandhurst.  216,  252 
Sandown  Castle,  136 
Sandwich,  114,  123  et  seq. 
Sarre,  102,  121 
Sawbridge,  John,  230 

Sawtre,  W  ,  the  first  "heretic"  burnt,  239 
So  t,  Reginald,  227,  234  et  seq.,  27T,  379 
Scotney  Castle,  254 
Scotland  Hills,  66,  72 
Scots  Hall,  233 
Scott,  Sir  Gilbert,  335 
Scott,  Sir  Thomas,  233  et  seq. 
Scott,  Sir  Walter,  memorial  to,  256 
Seabrook,  180 
Seal,  35S 
Seasalter,  417 


446 


INDEX 


Selby,  Dame  Dorothy,  362 

Selling,  416 

Sellinge,  203 

Seyenoaks,  348  ct  scq . 

Sevenoke,  Sir  William,  349 

Shakespeare's  Cliff,  154  et  set/. 

Sheerness,  419 

Sheldwieh",  226,  416 

Shenstone,  William,  quoted,  256 

Shepherd's  Well,  158 

Sheppey,  93,  406,  418  ct  scq. 

Shepway  Cross,  199 

Shipborne,  322,  355 

Shode,  the,  323,  360,  365 

Sholden,  131 

Shooters  Hill,  438 

Shoreham,  371 

Shorne,  387 

Shorne,  Sir  John,  387 

Shorncliffe  Camp,  170 

Shurland,  421 

Shurland,  Sir  Robert  de,  419 

Sibertswold,  158 

Sidcup,  437 

Sidney,  Algernon,  326,  333 

Sidney,  Hon.  Mary,  quoted,  331 

Sidney,  Sir  Philip,  320,  326  ct  scq. 

Sigismund,  Emperor,  at  Dover,  150 

Sissinghurst,  245,  248 

Siuingbourne,  408 

Small  Hythe,  210 

Smarden,  303 

Smart,  Christopher,  322 

Smeeth,  237 

Smith,  Sir  Thomas,  373 

Smith,  W.  H.,   139 

Smith-Marriott,  Rev.  Sir  W.,  256 

Smugglers,    90,     108,    111,     135,    193,    195 

et  scq. 
"Smugglers'  Leap,  The,"  102 
SnargateJ  102,  195 
Snodlandj  402 
Soakham  Down,  227 
Sole  Street,  86 
Somerhill,  320 
Sondes,  Sir  George,  416 
Southborough,  318 
Southfleet,  377 
South  Foreland,  147 
Speldhurst,  318 
Spenser,  Edmund,  quoted,  6 
Spielman,  Sir  John,  374 
Spot,  Thomas,  quoted,  11 
Stalisfield,'  240 
Stanford,  201 

Stanhope,  Lady  Hester,  139,  344 
Stanley,  Dean,  quoted,  9,  22,  24 
Stansted,  366 
StaplehurSt,  245.  24S 
Staple-next-  Wingham;  1 31 1 
Stelling,  85 
Stephen,  King,  4  13 
Stockbury,  407    , 
Stocks,  the,  210 
Stonar,  119 


Stone  (Oxney),  209 

Stone  (near  Faversham),  415 

Stonebridge  Green,  140 

Stone-near-Dartford,  379 

Stone  Street,  .the,  65,  85,  175,   178,  201 

Storm,  the  Great,  138,  142 

Stour,  the  East,  7,  207,  220 

Stour,  the  Great,  7,  72,  119,  220,  228,  240, 

300 
Stour,  the  Little,  7,  8,  66,  72 
Stour  Valley,  86  et  scq. 
Strawberries,  432 
Streatfield,  Rev.  Thomas,  341 
Street,  George,  379 
Street  Stones,  95 
Strood,  391 
Studdal,  131 
Sturry,  67 
Stutfall  Castle,  199 
Style,  Sir  Humphrey,  434 
Style.  Sir  Oliver,  280 
Sugar-Loaf  Hill,  163,  180 
Sundridge,  345 
Sundridge  Park,  435 
Sutton-at-Hone,  373 
Sutton  Baron,  407 
Sutton  Valence,  303 
Swale,  the,  93 
Swanley,  372 
Swanscombe,  377 
Swift,  Jonathan,  127 
Swinburne,   Mr.   A.  C,  quoted,  179,  332, 

412 
Swinfield,  tSo 
Swinford  Old  Manor,  238 


Tait,  Archbishop,  tomb,   35 

Tankerton,  95 

Tappington  75,  180 

Taylor,  the  Water  Poet,  56,  110,  144.  297 

Teise,  the,  254 

Temple,  Archbishop,  tomb,  34 

Tenison,  Bishop,  346 

Tennyson,  Lord,  140,  263  et  seq.,  294 

Tenterden,  143,  210 

Teston,  283 

Teynham,  409 

Thackeray,  W;  M.,  310,  314,  342,  346 

Thames,  6,  378 

Thanet,  101  et  seq. 

Thanington,  88 '  -       . 

Thornham,  295    - 

Throwley,  226,  416 

Thunor,  105 

Tilbury,  382 

Tolsford  Hill.  176 

Tom,  John  Nichols,  91 

Tonbridge,  318  ct  scq. 

Tonford,  88 

Tong,  408  ' 

Tovil,  278 


KENT 

Scale,  1 1530,000 

English  Miles 
1     ?    3    »    5 


Railways.. 


Principal  Roads.. 


Dallinpton 


C.GrisNez, 

FRANCE 


Emery  Walker  sc. 


INDEX 


44? 


Toys  Hill.  322,  336,  341 
Tradescant,  John,  384 
Trenleypark  Woods,  66,  72 
Trimworth,  232 
Trinity  House,  423 
Trottcrscliff.  367 
Tudeley,  325 

Tunbridge  Wells,  309  et  seg. 
Tunstall,  407 
Tusser,  Thomas,  271,  275 
Twysden,  Isabella,  282 
Twysden,  Sir  Roger,  322 
Tyler,  Wat,  374,  427 


U 


Ulcombe,  303,  307 
Under  River,  355 
Upchurch,  406 
Jpper  Hardres,  85 
Upstreet,  100 


Vanbrugh,  Sir  John,  428 
Vane,  Sir  Henry,  322 
Vine,  Rev.  F.  T.,   133 
Vortigern,  408 

W 

Waldershare  Park,  157 

Walland  Marsh,  181,  192,  208 

Waller,  Edmund,  quoted,  331 

Wallis,  John,  222 

Walmer,  138 

Walpole,   Horace,   74,  249,  283,   305,   321, 

35i 
Waltham,  86 

Walton,  Izaak,  50,  71,  81,  300,  432 
Wanostrocht,  Felix,  429 
Wantsume,  7 

Warbeck,  Perkin,  at  Deal,  134 
Warehorne,  207 
Warham,  Archbishop,  206,  356 
Warley's  Library,  Dr.,  178 
Wateringbury,  280 
Watling  Street,  65,  80,  377 
Watts'  Charities,  395 
Weald,  the,  216,  242  et  seg. 
Weavers  at  Canterbury,  51  et  scg. 
Weldon,  Sir  Anthony,  377 
Welling,  430 

Wellington,  Duke  of,  139  et  scg.,  225 
Westenhanger,  201 


Westerham,  341  ct  seg. 

Westerham  Hill,  343 

West  Farleigh,  279 

Westgate,  105,  108 

Wi    1   I  Lythe,  199 

West  Mailing,  284 

Westminster  Abbey,  157,  304,  379 

West  Peckham,  322 

Westwell,  226 

Westwell  Leacon,  239 

White  Hill,  227 

White  Horse,  the  Kentish,  9 

Whitfield,  157 

Whitney,  John,  345 

Whit  stable,  93 

Wii  khambreux,  72 

Wilbei force,  William,  433 

Willesborough,  233 

William  the  Conqueror,  10 

William  III.,  108 

William  IV.,  425 

Willsley  Green,  248 

Wilmington,  376 

Winchelsey,  Archbishop,  26 

Winchilsea,  Earl  of,  225 

\\  ingham,  73 

Willlrl-.il. ill.  ,    232 

Wittersham,  209 

Wolfe,  General  James,  342,  428 

Wollage  ( ireen,  7^ 

\\  olsey,    Thomas,  185 

Womensw  1  M.  75 

W..I id.  \  1.  \i  ilas,  297 

Woodl  lnirch,  103 

\\ .  1  idnesborough,  129 

W.«il-smuggling,  193 

Woolwich,  429 

W01  itton,  7^ 

Wordsworth,  "To  the  Men  of  Kent,"  79 

Wormshill,  298 

\\  oil  1  in.  Dean  Nicholas,  302 

Wotton,  Sir  Henry,  55,  300c/ scg. 

Wrotham,  366 

Wyatt,  Sir  Henry,  290 

Wyatt,  Sir  Thomas,  the  elder,  290,  337 

Wyatt.  Sir  Thomas,  the  younger,  263,  292 

366 
Wye,  220,  227,  229  et  scg. 


Yalding,  280,  283 
Yeoman's  "  Wooing  Song,"   15 
Young,  Edward,  313 
Ypres,  William  de,  292 


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Highways   and    Byways    in    Surrey.      By 

Eric  Parker.     With  Illustrations  by  Hugh  Thomson. 

Highways  and  Byways  in  Hampshire.     By 

D.  H.  Moutray  Read.      With  Illustrations  by  Arthur 
B.  Connok. 

WORLD. — "  Mr.  Moutray  Read  has  written  a  well-ni^h  perfect 
guide-bo  k.  and  he  has  been  thrice  bles.-ed  ill  his  illustrator,  Mr.  Arthur 
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STANDARD. — "Tn  our  judgment,  as  excellent  and  as  lively  a  book 
as  has  yet  appeared  in  the  Highways  and  Byways  Scries." 

Highways    and     Byways     in     Kent.      By 

Walter  Jerrold.   With  Illustrations  by  Hugh  Thomson. 

PALL  MALI.  GAZETTE.— ■"  A  book  over  which  it  is  a  pleasure  to 
pore,  and  which  every  man  of  Kent  or  Kentish  man,  or  '  foreigner'  should 
p  omptly  steal,  purchase,  or  borrow.  .  .  .  The  illustrations  alone  are 
worth  twice  the  money  charged  for  the  book." 

TRUTH. — "  It   will    rank   as   one   of   the   very  best   volumes   in  an 
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topographical    works.     The    proudest    'man  of  Kent'  or  'Kentish  man 
will  gratefully  acknowledge  that  Mr.  Jerrold  has  produced  a  delightful  book 
about  his  delightful  county." 

Highways  and  Byways  in  Berkshire.     By 

James     Edmund     Vincent.       With     Illustrations      by 
Erederick  L.  Griggs. 

DALL  Y  CHRONICLE.—"  We  consider  this  book  one  of  the  best  in  an 
admirable  series,  and  one  which  should  appeal  to  all  who  love  this  kind  of 
literature." 

DAILY  TELEGRAPH—'1  The  author  shows  himself  in  this  book  to 
be  possessed  of  a  pretty  touch  in  descriptive  writing,  a  good  eye  for  country, 
and  a  keen  interest  in  literary  and  historical  associations.  .  .  .  The  illustra- 
tor of  this  charming  book  is  Mr.  Frederick  L.  Griggs,  whose  pencil  grows 
more  and  more  attractive  the  ofiener  he  sharpens  it  for  work.  His 
sketches  of  old  houses  and  pretty  rustic  '  bits  '  are  perfect  of  their  kind." 

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Highways    and    Byways   in    Dorset.      By 

Sir  Frederick  Treves.     With   Illustrations  by  Joseph 
Pennetl. 

STANDARD.  — "  Sir  Frederick  Treves  is  to  be  congratulated  on  a 
breezy,  delightful  book,  full  of  sidelights  on  men  and  manners,  and  quick 
in  the  interpretation  of  all  the  half-inarticulate  lore  of  the  countryside." 

FIELD. — "This  volume,  in  literary  style,  and  happy  illustration  by 
the  artist,  is  one  of  the  very  best  of  the  series." 

Highways    and    Byways    in    Oxford    and 

the    Cotswolds.     By  H.  A.  Evans.     With  Illustrations 
by  Frederick  L.  GkiGos. 

DAILY  TELEGRAPH.—  "The  author  is  everywhere  entertaining 
and  fresh,  never  allowing  his  own  interest  to  flag,  and  thereby  retaining 
the  close  attention  of  the  reader." 

COUNTY  GENTLEMAN.—1'  No  better  study  of  any  well-marked 
division  of  the  country  has  appeared. " 

Highways  and  Byways  in  Derbyshire.    By 

J.  B.  Firth.     With  Illustrations  by  Nelly  Erichsen. 

STANDARD.  — "  One  of  the  brightest  contributions  to  the  '  Highways 
and  Byways  '  series.  We  have  found  Mr.  Firth  a  careful  guide,  with  a 
nice  way  of  choosing  from  a  great  mass  of  material  just  such  scenes  and 
memories  as  appeal  to  the  traveller  of  taste." 

DAILY  TELEGRAPH.  —  1'  The  result  is  altogether  delightful,  for 
'  Derbyshire  '  is  as  attractive  to  the  reader  in  his  arm-chair  as  to  the 
tourist  wandering  amid  the  scenes  Mr.  Firth  describes  so  well." 

Highways    and    Byways   in   Sussex.     By 

E.  V.    Lucas.       With    Illustrations    by    Frederick    L. 
Griggs. 

WESTMINSTER  GAZETTE.  —  "  A  delightful  addition  to  an 
excellent  series.  .  .  .  Such  beauty  and  character  has  the  county,  it  re- 
quires of  the  writer  who  would  do  justice  to  Sussex  a  graceful  and  sprightly 
pen,  as  well  as  fulness  of  knowledge.  Mr.  Lucas  is  well  endowed  in 
these  things.  His  knowledge  of  Sussex  is  shown  in  so  many  fields,  with 
so  abundant  and  yet  so  natural  a  flow,  that  one  is  kept  entertained  and 
charmed  through  every  passage  of  his  devious  progress.  .  .  .  The  draw- 
ings with  which  Mr.  Frederick  Griggs  illustrates  this  charming  book  are 
equal  in  distinction  to  any  work  this  admirable  artist  has  given  us." 

Highways  and   Byways  in  South  Wales. 

By  A.  G.  Bradley.     With  Illustrations  by  Frederick 
L.  Griggs. 

TIMES. — "A  book  which  may  be  described  honestly  as  one  of  the 
best  of  its  kind  which  has  ever  been  published." 

SPECTATOR.  —  "Mr.  Bradley  has  certainly  exalted  the  writing  of  a 
combined  archaeological  and  descriptive  guide-book  into  a  species  of 
literary  art.     The  result  is  fascinating." 

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Highways  and    Byways    in    London.     By 

Mrs.  E.  T.  Cook.     With  Illustrations  by  Hugh  Thomson 
and  Frederick  L.  Griggs. 

GRAPHIC.  —  "Mrs.  Cook  is  an  admirable  guide;  she  knows  her 
London  in  and  out  ;  she  is  equally  at  home  in  writing  of  Mayfair  and  of 
City  courts,  and  she  has  a  wealth  of  knowledge  relating  to  literary  and 
historical  associations.  This,  taken  together  with  the  fact  that  she  is  a 
writer  who  could  not  be  dull  if  she  tried,  makes  her  book  very  delightful 
reading." 

Highways  and  Byways  in   Hertfordshire. 

By    Herbert  W.  Tompkins,    F.R.Hist.S.      With   Illus- 
trations by  Frederick  L.  Griggs. 

WESTMINSTER  GAZETTE.— ■" A  very  charming  book.  .  .  . 
Will  delight  equally  the  artistic  and  the  poetic,  the  historical  and  the  anti- 
quarian,   the  picturesque  and  the   sentimental    kinds  of  tourist." 

ST.  JAMES'S  GAZETTE.— "Cram  full  of  interest  and  entertainment. 
The  county  is  singularly  rich  in  material  for  gossip  and  comment,  and  Mr. 
Tompkins  has  made  a  very  charming  book  from  it.  Nothing  more  can 
well  remain  to  be  said,  yet  all  that  is  said  in  these  pages  is  to  the  point." 

Highways  and  Byways  in  the  Lake  Dis= 

trict.       By    A.    G.    Bradley.       With    Illustrations    by 
Joseph    Pennell. 

ST.  JAMES'S  GAZETTE.— "  A  notable  edition  — an  engaging 
volume,  packed  with  the  best  of  all  possible  guidance  for  tourists.  For 
the  most  part  the  artist's  work  is  as  exquisite  as  anything  of  the  kind  he 
has  done." 

BAIL  Y  TELEGRAPH.—"  Mr.  Bradley  has  done  his  work  amazingly 
well.  His  heart  has  been  in  his  subject.  Mr.  Joseph  Pennell  has  found 
abundant  scope  for  his  graceful  art." 

Highways  and    Byways  in  East   Anglia. 

By  William  A.  Dutt.       With  Illustrations  by  Joseph 
Pennell. 

WORLD. — "  Of  all  the  fascinating  volumes  in  the  '  Highways  and  By- 
ways '  series,  none  is  more  pleasant  to  read.  .  .  .  Mr.  Dutt,  himself  an 
East  Anglian,  writes  most  sympathetically  and  in  picturesque  style  of  the 
district." 

PALL  MALL  GAZETTE.  —  "  It  is  all  splendid  reading  for  those  who 
know  the  country  ;  it  should  persuade  many  to  take  a  trip  through  it,  and 
it  will  provide  some  fascinating  hours  even  for  those  who  will  never  see 
East  Anglia,  except  in  the  excellent  sketches  with  which  these  '  Highways 
and  Byways  '  volumes  are  illustrated." 

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Highways   and   Byways  in  North  Wales. 

By  A.  G.  Bradley.    With  Illustrations  by  Hugh  Thomson 
and  Joseph  Pennell. 

PALL  MALL  GAZETTE.  —  "To  read  this  fine  book  makes  us  eager 
to  visit  every  hill  and  every  valley  thai  Mr.  I.radley  describes  with  such 
tantalising  enthusiasm.  It  is  a  work  of  inspiration,  vivid,  sparkling,  and 
eloquent — a  deep  well  of  pleasure  to  every  lover  of  Wales." 

Highways    and    Byways    in    Devon     and 

Cornwall.     By  Arthur  H.  Norway.     With  Illustrations 
by  Joseph  Pennell  and  Hugh  Thomson. 

DAILY  CHRONICLE.—"  So  delightful  that  we  would  gladly  fill 
columns  with  extracts  were  space  as  elastic  as  imagination.  .  .  .  The  text 
is  excellent  ;  the  illustrations  of  it  are  even  better." 

WESTMINSTER  GAZETTE.— -"Will  be  read  with  intense  interest 
by  every  west-countryman  from  Axminster  to  the  Land's  End,  and  from 
Land's  End  to  Lynton,  for  within  this  triangle  lie  the  counties  of  Devon 
and  Cornwall." 

Highways     and     Byways    in     Yorkshire. 

By  Arthur  H.  Norway.     With  Illustrations  by  Joseph 

Pennell  and  Hugh  Thomson. 

PALL  MALL  GAZETTE.— "The  wonderful  story  of  Yorkshire's 
past  provides  Mr.  Norway  with  a  wealth  of  interesting  material,  which 
he  has  used  judiciously  and  well  ;  each  grey  ruin  of  castle  and  abbey  he 
has  re-erected  and  re-peopled  in  the  most  delightful  way.  A  belter  guide 
and  stoiy  teller  it  would  be  hard  to  find." 

Highways    and   Byways   in  Donegal   and 

Antrim.     By  Stephen   Gwynn.     With  Illustrations  by 
Hugh  Thomson. 

DAILY  CHRONICLE.  —  "Charming.  ...  Mr.  Gwynn  makes  some 
of  the  old  legends  live  again  for  us,  he  brings  the  peasants  before  us  as  they 
are,  his  descriptions  have  the  'tear  and  the  smile'  that  so  well  suit  the 
country,  and  with  scarcely  an  exception  he  has  brought  his  facts  and  his 
figures  up  to  date." 

DAILY  TELEGRAPH.— ■"  A  perfect  book  of  its  kind,  on  which 
author,  artist,  and  publisher  have  lavished  of  their  best." 

Highways  and  Byways  in  Normandy.     By 

Percy    Dearmer,  M.A.      With   Illustrations  by  Joseph 

•   Pennell. 

ST.  JAMES'S  GAZETTE.— ll  A  charming  book.  .  .  .  Mr.  Dearmer 
is  as  arrestive  in  his  way  as  Mr.  Pennell.  He  has  the  true  topographic  eye. 
He  handles  legend  and  history  in  entertaining  fashion." 

ACADEMY.  —  "Between  them  Mr.  Dearmer  and  Mr.  Pennell  have 
produced  a  book  which  need  fear  no  rival  in  its  own  field  for  many  a  day." 

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