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" Histrio-Mastix, or The Player Whipt," is only known in
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HISTRlOMASm
Or,
THE PLAYER
whipt.
Printed for T H: TH OR
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HISTRIOMASTIX
Adtus primi Scaena prima. ij^fi &,*}
EnttrP'tce, grimmer, LtgicJ^ *Rj)ttorick, **ritb*ia-
comct'rte, M*/tckj W Aftronomie.
Peace. \7Nmaskc thy face thou minifter of Time
looke forth bright mirror, let thy goldcd hand,
Ride (with difTin&lefle motion,) on the eyes
Of thisfayre Chorus, till the Raigne of Peace,
~ lath propagated P/tory, an d increafe.
[ow fit wee high (tryumphant in our fway J
Encircled with the fcaucn-fold flower of Art,
To tread on Barbarifmc with filucr fectc ;
Thefc,thefe are adiun&s fit to waite on *Peacet
Who becing courted by moft fcarching Spirits,
Haue alwayes borne thcmfelues in God-like ft ate,
With lofty foreheads, higher then the ftarrcs,
Draw neere fayre Daughters of eternity,
Your Foftrcfle Teace, is ( like the aged Nurflfe )
Growne proud to fee her Children norifh thus.
gram. Weknownothbwtoturne thefe bounties backc,
Bur with continuance of obfequious louc,
WhiJ'l* 'Peace tryumphes, it lyes in (jrammers might,
To make f he rudcft braineboth fpe.sike and write.
Lo^ Logick fhall furnifli them with Argument,
And mike th?m apt and able to difputc ;
Thethcame fliall be of Peace, and her fweetnamr,
id cuery Stflogipri fliall prouc her fsme.
A ?
Hijlrio-maftix.
Rhe. Rhetorick will put her richefthabite on,
Ol geftureSjVcice, and cxornation,
Hcr7r«/»« and Schc*ntesy (hall dignifle her fence.
And Honours (Pt4cet with cleared eloquence.
*/l r. Her graces in my numbers ftiall be feenc^
So full that nothing can DC added more,
Nor ought fubtracted : true jfrtthmtticl^
. Wilj multiply and make them infinic.
J4ttjick± Mufick fliall feaft the bounteous
Whilst ihc infpires her numme conceipt with life,
Varying each concord, moode and faculty,
In flowing ftraynes, and rapting Sfrnphonit,
AJb. The motions of the Planets and their Sphearci,
The Starres,their influence, quantities, confents,
All that hflroHomie can teach or know,
She doth profcflc from (acred ?#*<•* to flow..
Cjeo. And I wiJFmake her powers demonAratiue,
In all my angles, circles, cubes, or (quares,
The very ftate oCPetcc (hall fcemc to flifne,
In euery figure or dimcnfiue lyne.
Peace Inough fayre Virgins Time (hall prooue this 'true,
Whil'ftyou do honor Pgnet fhee'lc cheeriQiyou.
Enter M*Honi*s> 'Phitarcbus, L*ri*st ttiletus, Chrifogttmt,
y Honor and fafety, ftill attend fayrc T
. Thankes noble Lords and worthy Gentlemen .•
But wherefore looke you fo a»kaunce on thcfe,
As if they were not worthy your falutes f
Omnes. Becaufe wee knew them not.
Cbrty The more your blame.
Peace. O pitticd ftatc ! moft weakc, where nobles want
Theloue and knowledge of the liberal! Arts;
Are you the men (Tor birth and place) admir'd ?
By whofc great motions, lefler wheeles t urn c round ?
Xnd (hall yom mindes arfe A fo dull a courfe f
Hiftrio^maftix.
j •j.
As if your fence where euoft irrationall ?
What Is t man ftiperiour to a beaft
But for his mind ? nor that ennobles him,
While bee deie&s his reafon ; making it
The flaue vnto his brutiflv appetite.
Make then your mindes illuftrious in your deedet
And each choofc (in this troupe) a fpowfall mate,
M**9. Wee doe obay \ And 1 cfcoofe Mufick firfi-
Pfc/.
Wit.
fhri. And I to be a fcruant vnto all*
Veact, Bit now beware yee iniure not the farce
Of thef; bright Vi reins with adulterate loue,
Meane time their feruant (heere^ Chnfo£A**t '
Shall teach of euery Arc the mifterie.
Exeunt Peace **d Art/.
There is no reail truth to be actain'd,
Why fhould wee labour in their loues befto'w i
The wif eft faid t / know I nothing k*<r#t
flri. The wifcft was a foolc for faying foe.'
That Oracle pronounc'd wife Secrttes t
For doe I know I fee you,' or the light ?
Or do you know you heere race, or I touch you i
P£/7. All this wee needes muft know afluredly.
Ckri. If this bee certaine then which comes from fence,
The knowledg proper to the foulc is truer ;
For that pure knowledg by the which wee know
A thing to bee, with true caufe ho wit is,
Is more exaft then that which knowes it is.
And reacheth not to knowledge of the caufe.
Betides ; that knowledge (that coniiders things
Abiuncl from fcnciue matter ) is exalter
Then that which ioynes it felfe with elements;
knthmfttok, eucr confadcrs numbers
AM*
At>ftric> from fcnciue matter :
Confiders it with fence, as mixt with found :
Therefore krithmctnqtt it more exa&,
And more exaft then is (fttmttvlt \
Since v*tt*t is &\\\Jtmplititr p**&o't
And number Ampler then is magnitude.
For V*it*i mty ftill bcfixtpwttto,
But PH*&*J neuer without Voitie,
Nor ; ^Ctgnttttdojint Nnmert^
D*m (t*im) fm&tu f9*it*r
M**o. But all this prooucs not wee may know a truth.
fbri. If wee haue this wee call Sci**t*t
We muft htuc truth of mcere oecefTicy ,
F«r \crtMtM doth not fignifie,
Oncly axrerraiftty in chat wee know,
But certainty with all perfection.
<?&«/. Although I am not fatisficd in this,
It doth me good to heare him thus difcourfe. .
Mtnir. My L«rds,let'» betake vszo our ftudief.
In nothing «m I better plcaTd^etVgoe. Ext**f.
ThePltyeraSong.
71* tt*&,
m** A finger
tempers it *r*j*tt
arw 4/<r,
Hiftrio~ma/lix.
70; .This ^tact .breeds fuch Plenty, tndcs fcrue no turtles
'Bel. The more foplcs wee to follow them*
f>*>7. Lett's make vp a company of Players,
For we can all fmg and fay,
And fo (with piac*tife)foone may learnc to play.
Incle. True,could our aftion anfwer your txtemporc.
Pofi. Tie teach y ee to play true Votiticuins.
Incle. Why thofe arc th f alfeft fubde fellow es lines.
Bel. I pray fir.w >at titles haue trauailing \> layers f
P*/?. Why fr9per-feUe/t*tstt he v play Lords and Kings.
I dele. What paits would bcrt become vs (fir) I pray ?
2fo/. Faith to play Roagucs,till wee bee bound for running
P<»/?. Content ; Scriuc ier,hoe, (away*
You mu(t tye a knott of Knaues togither.
Er,ttr* Scrivener.
Scri. Y«ur appellations f
P<?/. four n a me s he meanes ; the man's Icarn'd.
Belch 1 5^A the Beard-maker. .
</«t. I ^«w the Fiddle- ftringnnaker.
Incle. 1/vr/rthePedler.
P*/?. 1 Maifler Po#&4/? the Poet.
•Srri. Your nomenclature*
Poft. ' O ft ately Scriuener, thats w her dwell yee ?
Qmnei. Townefmcn, townefmen all.
Soi The Obligatories Condition? .
?•»/?. Politici in Players. £^. $cr)6H*#e
Bel. But whofe men ate wee all this while :
Po/. Whofc but the merry Knight's, fie Oliver Owlcis,
There was neuer a better man to Players*
G*t. If our paitell be not poynt-deufce the futt's i'tk fire.
Pejl. What a greazie phrafc : This playing wiil furfliih yee.
Bel. What hce Maifter 'Bougl*, a word.
P*#« Hecres half e a dozen good fellowes.
Clout. Soft fir, wee arc but foure or fiue.
l. Thc'Jikertothriue.
Enter %o*rt£
B
. Wnat faucy knaucs arc thefe *
,l A fpsakes to you pbjcrr ;
Bel. As concerning the King and the Clo wsc,
Tlfug. Will you haue rich ftuflfcindced?
po/l. Us not to be dealt on without ftore of drinke.
2?w£. Store ofmoney you would fay*
p*/?. Nay tis well fatd/or drink muft clap vp the bsrgaine.
Lets away. Exeunt.
Enter FfffO>cbert Voucher, VelwerL]in.rAJk 4iW
kisftuij.
Thefs MerchahtJ and Lawyers cater two and
two at fcucrall doorcs*
I
Lyon. MVifterF<?»rrJ5rfr,how fares your body fir/1 come
you from your bookc #
F**r. Troth MasfterX^«»-r4)if this Vtact giues Lawyers
Jeauetoplay,
Vtlxre. Maifter Vowcber ? you are very well incountred fir ?
Voucher Maifter Velnret I value your fricnfhip at as high
1 price, as any mans.
•Zf«v. Gemlcracn, how rtiall wee fpend this after-noone j
/^»r. Fayth lets goe fee a Play.
Ve\. See a Play, a proper paftimc indeed : to hcerc a deale
•f prating tofolitdcpurpofe.
V-our. \Vhy this going to a play h now all in the fin?ion.
Lyon. Why then lets goe where wee- may heir^fwcct mu-
/kk and delicate Tongs, for the Harmonic of mufick is fa Hea-
uenlikcthatlloucitwith my life.
Fottr. Nay faith this after-n Done wecle fpcnd iaheanngc
tfeeMathemitickesread. • t
Vcl. Why then lets to the Aetdemy to hcare Crifijp»*f.
Omxs. content.
So a&got to
Hiftrio~maftix.
Fow. Maifter Chriftg^us ; by your Icauc fir,
Chri. Gentlemen you are welcome.
F#r. I pray fir what were the bcftcourfe for a fchoiler?
Chri. Why HO man can attainc to any truth,
But he muft fcekc it Aftthetnatice.
Four* Which are the Mathematicqtte fciences ?
. £hri> Arithmetick and Geometry arc chiefe.
Vel, What difference is there twixc yhilofiphj
Aftd knowledge which isAfathvmaticttlll
£hri. This fir ; the natnrall Philofophcr
Conhders, things a< meercly fenfible ;
The Mtthemattcitrt j vt mente abittNtttu * mtttrla fcnjibili,
But this requircth time ;o facisfy ;
^For 'tis an Axiome with all men of Art,
'tJWAthematifum abftrahenttm nan comitteremencUtiftint
And ('for the beauty of it,^ what can be
Vrg'd f'more extra&iue) then the faceofheauenf
Tl^c miftejief that Art hath found therein/
Jt h diftingui&t into Regions,
Thofc Regions fif d with fundry fortrof Harrw :
They (like wife) chriftncd with peculiar names,
To fee a dayly v/c wrought out of them,
With dcmonftrat tons fo infallible,
The plcafurc cannot bee, but rauifliing.
?*r. The very though tthercofcnflaraethrfiee*
Ckri. Why you (rtall,mcet with proiecls fo rcmou'd
From vulgar apprchcnfion, (as for inftance,)
The Sunnc hcere rifeth in the Eaft with vi,
Biitnotofhisownc proper motion,
As bceing turn'd by frimttm mobile*
(The heauen aboue CcelKmftellatum)
\Vhcrcashis true aflccnt is in the Weft,
And fo heeconfummates his circled courfc
Jn the Ecliptick line, w hich partes tlie Zod'uck,
Being borne from Tropick to Tropick : this time
Wee call ay cere ivihdtHicroclipbitkjn** 4
B 2 Aftftfog'ft
f
Hiftrio-maftix.
the fyptiant figured in a Snake
Wieach d circular, the tayle within his mouth :
As (happily) the Utines ffincc) did call,
A Ring> ( of the word hnnus) Awr»/*/,
Vottr. 1 apprehend not in my ableft powers,
That once in euery foure and twenty honres,
The Sunne (houldrifc and /cttc ; yet b;c a ycarc
In finifbing his ownc dcfligncd courfc.
fort Why that I will demcnftrate to you,thus ;
Tnrne a huge whcelc : contrary to the* fway
Place mce a flye vppon't : the flyc f before
It can arriuc the poynt from whence it went)
Shall fundry times be circumuolu'd about ;
Eucn fo the Sunnc and the affinities:
For it you wonder how at one felfe hourc,
Two of difcordant natures may be boi'ne,
As one a King ,anothcr fome bafe Swainc,
One valiant, and the other timerous,
Let but two droppcs of mckc or water fall
Directly on fofwift a turning wheetc,
And you (hall find them both caft farre in funder.
Euen fo the hcauenly Orbs, whirling fo faft
And fb impetuoufly ( proicft mens fates^
Moft full of change and contrariety.
Four. Good faith thcfc kifowledges are very rare,
And full of admiration ; are they not ?
Chri. The iMttbtmtticpfft are the ftrcngth oftruth,
Agaz^ine of all perfection,
Vonr. Shall wee defignc fome place for exercife,
And euery morning hauc a Lc&are read.
Four. Content, fif foe Chrifoga»tts^r\^ pleaz'd;)
His exhibition Hiall be competent t wcc'lc all be Patrons.
Chri. To make you Artifts, anfwcrcs my defire.
Rather then hope or mercenary hire. Extwtt
Enter.
. •
Hijlrio-maftix.
Enter harpeft-folkcs with a bovele .• after them? Ptace
leading in vlenty. Mluttts with ingot tes of geld -
Ctres withjheaues : TSacchtts mthgrafet.
The harucft-folkes Song.
Holy day, O blefled morne,
~
s
Plenty is the child p/Peacc ; .
To her &irth tht Godsdofrtafe,
Fttllcrowtid Meteors Bacchus brings 9
With liquor which from grapes hee wringtt r
Holltday, O Mefftdmorne ;
This day Plenty hath bin borne,
Hollidtiy let's lou&ly cry9
For toy ofhtr natiuity.
Ceres with a bounteous hand^
Doth at Panties clbofttind :
'Binding mixed Coronets,
, Of wheat which on her head Jheftts..
Holliday, O blejjedmornt,
This day Plenty ha th bin borne,
Holltday lets loudly cryt
For toy of her natiuity*
'
Pr^. Reach me the bowlc with rkh»i»
That I may dnnke a health to your new Qnecne.
Times winged howers ("that poynted out my rayknc J
Are fled ; I am DO more your Souerai^nc.
Wound Ayre with fhrill tun d Canzonets,
/robbc my felfc to make my Daughter rich,
Peace doth refigne her pureimpcriall Crowne
^Wrought by the Mufcs } Hi whofc Circle o
Afov.
• • HtftriO'inttftix.
Adas lecvindi/fcaejtia: I.
• t
•
Enter Plenty in ifaeit/h, Vfon A Thronc} keaftt
nd Bachus
What heaueftl^fouonrioaty fupportsmy ftatc
Yw//; rargne* (as Princcfle) after tW/f
Then ifchis powcrfiill armc c«n turnc the hower,
It is my will, (and that ftialJ ft and for law)
Thac all thioges on the earth bee pfetlt&H,
1 cruih out bounty from r he amber crape*
And fill your barnes with fweiling £caues ofCorne,
How can this, but engender bieficd thought ,
Efpecially when Gods our good haue /ought/
Ceres. For thee, thy fcruaars c*p:iuate the Earth,
Her fruitfulnci fal« dowuc-at P/w^//cete,
Bach. Bachiu will cheere hermelanchclly fence,
With dropper of Nc£»r from this Crimfoa luyce.
P/*r. Her body (hall fuftaine ten thotifaad woundf,
And fwari^y Irulia be tranffpinVd to Sea,
Difgorging golden choller to the wtues ,
Before fweetP£**find the leaftdefccl.
Ple». For this aboundancc powr'd nPlentus feet,
You fliall be T. trtrck* of thii petty world.
j. 'What dullards thut, would dots inrufty Atte7
Plod din g vpon-a fcooke to dull the fence,
And fee the world become a trcagirc.houfc,
Where Angells (Vrarasc like Bees ia P/ww ftreew,
And euery Peafant furfets on their fwectei ?
PA//. Giue race a feafoft that wiU Suffc the blood
Hifirio^maftix.
IlikenotNigardicc to hungar-ftatue,
Tis good when poore men frolickc in the hall,
The whil'ft our fathers in*he Chambers feaft,
And none repines at any ftraunger-gueft*
£hri. Who was thesuihoutof thisftore,butPft*«?
That comrnon-wclth is neuer well at cafe,
Where Parchment fkiniies,whofc vfc fliould,beare records,
Muft head their brawling Orummci and keepe a coyle,
As if they threataed P/p*/7 wiih a fpoyle.
Vlenty. Your houfcs muft bee open to the poore,
Your dufty TabTes fill'd with fiore of m<ate,
l,ct goodly yeomen at your elboes ftand,
Swords by their fides and trenchers in their hand :
Long-skirted coarcs, wide-flccues with cloth* inough :
Thus Lo:ds,you (hall nay gouernmcnt ea'argc,
ReuerenceyourQiieenc, by practizing her charge.
Omnes Ouri be the charge and thine the Empire..
£.
Tkt bring far to tht door< 4»4 lew* her*
M*u*. Gallants let vs inuent Tome plcafing fportcs,
To fit the Plentuous humor of the Time,
dhri . What betfer recreations can you find,
Then facrcd knowledge in diuineft thlnge.«.
Vhtl. Your bookes are Adamants and you tne Iron
That clcaues to them till you confound yourfcjfc
Mtuor. Poore S^hpllerfpend thy fpirits fo and dye.
P/>//. Leuhcm doe foe that lift, fo willaot 1.
Mauo. I cannot feed my appetite with Ayre,
I tuuft pnrdte my plcaftires rpyallyj
That fpung d in fweat, 1 mny re turne from fport,
Mount nice oHlwrfc-back.kecpc the Hounds and Haukes,
And leauc this Idle contemplation,
To rugged Stoical Morofoph-fts,
C^r<. O! di^you bur your owne true glories know;
Yc ur iudgements wonldrnot then decline/blow.
Mil. WhatMaiftcr P«k»f,pray forbear, forbcare,
Chri. Tis you my Lord that muft forbearc to ctre.
Mil. "Tis ftill fafe erring with the multitude :
fhn. A wretched moral!; more then birbarous rude.
c3/x0«. How you tranflating-(choller f you can make
A (tabbing Satirt or an Epigram,
And thinkc you carry iuft Ramnujtas whippe
To lath the patieiv ; goc,gct you clothes,
Our free-borne blood fuch apprchcnfion lothes.
Chr. Proud Lord,poore Art (hall wcarc a glorious crowne,
When her dcfpifcrs die to all rcnowne. Exeunt.
Enter C»'ntrimcn> to them,Clarkeoftke Market:
bee wrings a bell, and draws a cxrtaine : vrhere-
vnder is a market / 1 abtnt M Croft.
fan. Wher's this drunkard Clarke to ring the bell >
flart Heigho, bottle Ale has buttond my cappe.
Corne-b. Whats a quarter of Corne?
Seller. Two and fix-pence .
Corne.b. Ty'tvptismine.
Enter a L^far chants wife, with aVrentice,
carry ing a'
Wrfe. hay 'any Potatoes?
Seller. Th'aboundance will not quite.coft the bringing,
Wtfe. ' What's your Cock-fpar ro we s a dozen f
Sett. A penny Miftre(Tc.
Wife. Thcr s for a dozen ; hold*
Enter Cnlch, Belch, &'»'> *»<* Gftf' °*f °ftktm
sJfppes en rhe Crtffe, and eyes a P/x/.
Gulch. All they that can fmg and fay,
Come to the Towne-houfc and fee a Play,
At three a clocke it (hall beginne,
tk^
Hiftrio-maftix.
The finer! play that e'rc was fcene.
Ycc there is one thing more in my minde,
Take heed you leauc not your purfcs behind?.
Enter a Tiallct finger jwdjing fs a Tiallet.
*Bd. What's your playes name ? Maifters whofe men arc ye?
how the figne of the O wlc ith Tuy bufh ?£ir Oliuer Owlets. .
Gut. Tis a figne yee are not blind Sir.
Eeith, The bcft that euer trodc on ftagc.
The Lafciuious K»igktt*nd Lady Nature.
*Po/}. Hauc you ery'd the Play,maiftcrs f
Omncs. 1,1,1, no doubt we ftiall haue good dooirigs,but
How proceed you in the new plot of the prodigal! childe ?
Pa/}. O firs,my wit's grown no leflc p'cnt if ul then the time,
Ther's two i iicets done in folliotwil coft two (hillings in rime,
Gut. Shall we hcere a fluit before the audience come.
Poft* I that you Hull, 1 fwcare by the Sunnc— fit down firs,
ffet reades the Prologue^ 'they ft t9
he Are it»
When ssftttthours qwll, in ejMiMeringh*ndt
H// tyred arme did t*iy •'
H« wearied Mufefadhim deuife,
Sow fine fUy for to make.
And now my Maiftcrs in this brauadoe,
I can read no more without Canadoe.
Omnes. What hoe f fomc Canadoe quickly,
Enter Vintner with a quart of Wine*
Toft. Enter the ProdigaJlChild ; fill the poc I would fay,
Huffa,hufa,whffcat/tsfor meet
I play the Trodigall child in iollytie.
Clout. O dctcftable good.
Toft. Enter to him Dame Vertuc .•
&My Bonne thott art * lofl childe >
(This is a p allion,not e you the paiTion? )
C AnA
Iliftrio-maftix*
A»d b4th m**y fooH r»:» of their po
0 fr*d»g*U chtlde/utd childeprodlrtll.
Read the re ft firs, I can ' toe read for ceartf ,
Fill mec the pot I ptethe fellow Gttlck.
Guft. Faith we can read nothing but riddles.
P* 3. My m aiitcrs, what tire wearcs your lady on hex head?
BtS. Foure Squirrel* tailes ti'dc in a true loucs knot,
Pfft. O*miable good/tis excellent.
Clo*t. Bur. how mall we doe for a Prologue for lords ?
Poft. Pic doo't extempore.
Ttel. O might we heerea fpurt if need require.
Toft. Wty Lords we *re ktcre to thewyttt what we *rct
Lords tftt **t heere Although onr cloths be b*rft
Ittftetd of flower sjnft*fon*yte fall £ttker Rime **d Rf*fin ?
1 neuer plcas'd my felfe better, it comes oflf with- fuch fuauity. •
<jHlt Well fcllowes,! neuer heard happier ftufFe,
Heer s no new luxurie or blandishment,
But plenty of old England* mothers words , (State*
font. I ft not pitty this fellow's not imploid in flutters of
But wher'f the Epilogue tnuft beg the plaudite ?
Pe/?. Why man?
IhegUflf itrtutt onrfUj ft d»*tt
Hence Tin* doth c till pee tha»k*you tit.
Qitlsh. I but how if they doe not clap their hands*
P*/?. No matter fo they thump vs not,
Gome,conse,we poets hauethc kindcft wretchesto our Jngler
Jbelsh. Why whats an Ingk man ?
Pofl. One whofc hands are hard as battle-dores with clap-
pingatbaTdncflc.
Clottt. Then we (hal haue rare Ingling at the prodigal child.
Cut. I ant be play d vpon a good night— lets giuc it out for
Yoft. Content, (Friday.
Enter S'
My maifters ; my Lord M4«0r//^/is difpos*d toheere
what you can doc.
. What fcllow«,fhaU we rcfiic the Town e-play?
Po/l. Why hisrewardis worth the M*r& 41 thctovvne-
O^w.Wecicmakchim mery ifairh,wcelc be thcre.f*^
.
V*l> Come firs,how (hall we recreate our feluef
This plcntious time forbids aboad at home.
LjoH,Ltts Duck it with our Dogs to make vs fport,
And croflc the water to eatc fome Creamc •
What hoc? Sculler.
. You doe forget; Plenty affoords vs Oarcs,
Snttr FU* char ^ndVotircbitr pith
bows *nd arrow tt
Four, \yhat fliall we fliootc for a grecne Goofc fir ?
Vonr. Thcr's a wife match.
Fur. Faith we may take our bowes and fliafts and flecpe,
This dreaming long vacation giues vs leaue.
Vour. The bounty of the time will hauc it fo
Four. You arc prcpard for fport,as well as we.
Vottr. One of thegoodlfeft Spaniels I hauc fecnc.
Ijfoft. And heere s the very quinteflencc of Duckes,
Furt For diuing meane ycc ?
fyon. I,and thriuing too.
For I haue wonnc three wagers this laft weeke ••
What ? will you goe with vs and fee our fport ?'
V«rr. No faith fir,lle ?o ride and breath my horfc
V*/, Why whether ride you? we will all goe with'you
V.«r. Lets meet fomc ten miles hence to hawke & hunt
^.Content : this plenty yeclds vi choife of fports
Ourtradcsandwearenownofitcenforts. Exetfnt '
oftheKitchi».
Vtktr. Maifter Clarke of the Kitchin, fajch
dayiy cxpcnce.
,_ Of .TwobcciieM fcore of Muttons ;
SogfoeadsofWinc,andBccrc,adoozenaday.
C »' Vtk.
Hijlrio-majlix.
. Ncuer was Age more plentiful!.
flar. V flier, it is my Lords plcafur^ all comer* bee boun-
tcoufly cncercaind.
Vshcr. I but ift my Ladies plcafurc.
Cla. What elfc? She fcorncs to wcare cloth-breeches man.
Enter Porter.
Porter. A Morricc-daunce of neighbours crauc admittance.
CUr, Portor,lec them in man.
Enter Morrtce'dancers.
Butler, make then* drinke their skinncs full.
Omnesmor.4an.God b!efle the founder.
£74r.Portcr,arc thefc Players come r
Tort. Halfc an hourc a goc fir.
(Ur. Bid them come in and fing.thc meat's going vp.Exit
Vtb, Gentlemen. and yeomcn.aucnd vpon the Sewer.
En;er T> layer s,vttth them Toft-haft the Poet.
Vsb. Sir Olintr Owlets mca wclcomc,by Gods will,
It is my Lords pleafurc it ftiotild be fo.
Poft, Sir,wehauccarow(HikcKtngi,
For hecre is plenty of all things.
\th. Looke about you Maifters j be vncoucr'd.
Enter Stiver with fern^in fide littery coates.
The PUjers Song.
"D Ratte ladds come forth *nd chant it ta»d chant ity
for now 'tisfttpper timt. •
See hjv the dishes flaunt itjtndflxttnt /f,
vrtth mzdtc to make up rime.
Pray for his honor trnly^nA, ttulj,
in All hee undertakes ;
\\efcrus the poor t mitt dttfy}4ndd*elj9
ll the country fpctkcs.
"Soft. God bleflc my Lord Mwrtiutfr his merry mea all,
To make his honour mcrry.we fins in the hall.
Vy&. My
.My Lords,your entertainment i •. but bafe,
Courfer your cnrcs,but welcome with the bdh '
Fcllovycs fomc Cufliions ; place fa-re Ladies hecre,
Signiour LanAulpho ; pray be merry fir.
Ladj. l'i\ tlrltalian guifcto be fo fad J
When Loue and Fancie fhould be binq letting ?
/,«w^. Madam^your kindnefle hath full power to command.
Lad). Thcfe admirable- wits of Italy,
That court with lookcs;and ipeake in fiHables,
C 3 'Arc
Hiftrio-mdftix.
Vft>. My-Maiftcrs/or that we arenotoncly (forcaufes^)
Come nevv to the houle ; but alfo ( for caufesj
, I manure where you will lodge, (our heads.
Vofl. We nope (Tor caufes) in ihehoufe,though drinke fac in
Bc.caLfe to ;Y<?#//wecarowfe,forbcefcand beere,and beds.
V/Z>. Scd like noneft men : what playes haue you ?
"Belch. Here's* a Gentleman fcholler writes for vs:
I pray Maifter P<?/?4rf/?,declare for our credits.
P<?/?. For mine ownc part, though this fummer fcafon
I am defperate of * horfe,
Vfh jis well, -but what playes haue you?
P<?/?. A Gen tlem in's a Gentleman , that hath a cleane tot
on,with fome learning,and fohauel.
V(h. One of you anfvver the mimes of your playes,
P<?/7. Mother Gttrtonfnedlc; (a Tragedy.) .
The ^Diuelland Dtffes j (a Comcdie. )
Aruffet coatf,an4a K»aues cap ;(an Infcrnail)
vfprowd heart and a beggArsfurfe ; (a
The Widdowes apron-ftrings ; (a nofturnall.)
V)^, I promifeyec,pri(tyname«i,
I pray what yee want in any thing,
To take it.out in drinke.
And fo goe make yec ready maifters. Exeunt players.
Eater MauortiusfikilArchusjvith LfKdttlpko(an Italian Lord.)
And, other Nobles and Gent lei to fie the P/<*/.
Arc curious feperuifours oucr Grangers,
And when weccouet fo to frame our felues,
(Like oucr-nicc portraying piclurers J
We fpoyle the counterfeit in colouring ;
England is play nc and loucs her mothers guy fc,
E iinc he with cunning, as her parents rife.
'L**d. Lady, theie eyes did euer hate to fcornc,"
This toung's-vnur'd to carpc or contrary,
The bozome where this heart hath residence,
1 vvifli may fccme the feat of curtefie'.
Vfcer. Rowme my Maiftcrs t ake your places,
'Hold vp your torches for dropping there.
Matto. Vflitr arc the Players ready ? bid them bcginne,
Some vptnd fame d<m>netthtrf Players in the town ft .
Tou xrot we. Iwho they bee :
The famine doth arife, to three companies,
One, two, three, fottrc, make wee.
Tjefidts ve ihMtrmttll^ with pumps ftiUofgrtuett,
Made all of fetch r tinning leather :
jTh*t once in a wttke, new ntAifterssFeefceke9
An A ncuer c*n hold together.
Entcr^rologut.
Pro/. Vhillida was a fairc maid; I know one fairer then flic,
Troyltts was a true loucr; I know one truer then he :
And Cre/Jtda tHac dainty dame, whofe beauty fairc & Tweet,
Was clcare as is ^ Chriftall l^rcamc, that runs along ^ ftrect.
How Troyll he that noble knight, was drunk in loue and bad
So bending leg likcwifc;do you not vs dcfpife. (goodnight,
Lund. Moft \rgly lines and bafc-browne-paper-ftuffe'
Thus toabufe our heauenly pocfie,
. That (acred off-fpring ftom the braincof louc,
Thus to be mangled with prophane abfurds,
Strangled and chok't with lawlcflc baftards words
Hiftrw-maftix.
l\auo. 1 fee ('my Lordjthishome-fpun country ftuffe,
Brings JiuleJikwg to your curious eare,
Be patient For perhaps the play will inend.
Enter 'troylus and Cresjida.
Troy. Conic Cresftda my Crefiet light,
Thy face doth fliine both day and night,
Behold, behold, thy garter blue,
Thy knight his valiant elboe weares,
' That When he (hakes his furious Spearc,
The foe in fhmcring; fearefull fort,
May lay him downe in death to fnort.
Cref. O knight with vallour in thy face,
Here take my skreenc wcare it for grace,
Within thy Helmet put the fame,
Therewith to rnakc thine enemies lame.
• Land. Lame ftufre indeed the iikc was neuer heard.
enter Aronnng Dittellwith the Viet on his bac^ Iniyti-
ty in one hand', And lnventus in the other.
Vice. Paffion oFmc fir, puffe pufFe how I fweat fir,
The duft out of your coate fir, 1 intend for to beat fir.
I*u. laratheprodigallchild, J that lam,
Who fayes I am not, 1 fay he is too blame.
I*iq> And I likewife am Iniquitte
Beloued of many alafle forpitty. .
Dwell. Ho ho ho, thefe babes mine are all,
Tbef'kfc , fniytiitieztid chihl.Prodi*aIl.
Land. Fie what vn worthy foolifh §>ppery
Prefcnts fuch buzzardly fimplicity.
Uauo. No jnore,no more, vnlcfie twerc btttcr,
And for the rett ycc fhsAl be our debtor. .
F<?/?.My lords, of your accords., fomc better pleafure for
canfing,
Lan I pray my Lord let's hate, the Play is fo good
that this mud needs be excellent, .
J/i»*0. Content ( my Lord jpray glue a ehcame ,
**
Theam.
Tour Poetn andyonr hotter,
Are knit in trnc- Lone knots.
• '
The Song extempore,
(jiueyour Scholler degrees ^andyowr Lawyer his fees
idndfome dice for Sir Vetroyellflafa:
Qtueyour Courtier grace, andyeur Knight a new cafe,
And empty thtirpurfes ofcafh.
gtiHafloole^ andmy Ladyher foole>
her vfher potatoes andmanrow
four ]?oet were he dead,fet a pot to his head,
n/fnd he rifes as peart afitrrow,
O delicate wine with thy porvcrfo ditii»ey. :
Full of ratifying feeet e infpiratiw,
Tet a verfe may rttnne clear e that is tapt out ofbeare:
Ejpecially in the vacation.
B/W when the terme come s\that with trHn^ef^anddmmfs^
Oftrp/ay hottfes ringein confufion,
T'hin Bacchus»tf murder ybut rime we no farther,
Somefackc now, vpon the conclttfion.
^. Giue them forty pence let them goc,
How Jifecs Landnlpho thi s extempore iong.p Exeunt players.
Lan. I blufh in your behaJfes at this bale train;
In honour of our Italy we fport,
As if a Synod of the holly Gods;
Came to tryumph within our Theaters,
(Alwaics commending Englifh curtefic.)
Our Amphitheaters jmd Pyramides
Arcfcrtuatc like three-headded Dindymtu,
Where ftand the Statues of three ftriuing QOeenes,
That once contended for the goulden ball,
(Alwaics commending Engltfh curtefie.^
Arc
-
Hiftrio-maftix.
Arc not your curious Dames of fharpcr fpirit ?
I baiic a miftreflc whofc incangling wic,
Will turac and winde more cunning arguments,
Then could the Qr&tau Labyrinth ingyre.
(Alwaycs commending Englifli courtefie.)
Matt. Good fir,you giuc ourEnglifh Ladycs caufe,
Refpe&iucly to applaud ih' Italian guife,
Which proudly hence-forth we will profecute.
Land. Command what fafliion Italy affoords.
"Phil. By'r Lady fir,I like not of this pride,
Giue me the ancient hoipitallity,
They fay 'tis metry in hali,whcn beards wag all.
The Italian Lord is an Aflfc-the fong is a good fong,
Adas tertij, fcasna I .
Enter Pride, Vtine-gUrj, fyfQcrifc>avd Contempt : Prtde
caftsamift, n 'herein. M*nortius and. his company
WHtJb iff the Stage, and Pride and her
attendants remain e.
Pride. Brauemindes, nowbeautifie your thoughts wkh
Send forth your Shipps vnto the furthcft Seas, (pompe,
Fetch mce thefcatheri of th' Arabian Birds,
Bring Mermaides combes,and clafles for my gaze :
Let all your fundry imitating {napes,
Make this your natiue foylc/thc land of Apes.
Then Ladies trick your traincs with Turkifli pride,
Plate your di/heau led haire with ropes of Pearle,
Wearefparkling Diamonds like twinckling ihrres,
And let your fpanglcd crownes fljine like the Sunne,
, s, If you will fit in throne of ft ate with Pride,
vThetieveeflfajhion (flill} mutt be ywr guide.
V*™. Faine-ghry vowes to lackey by thy footej
Till flit hath fwolncmens hearts with Arrogance
D
Hiftr'u-maftix.
. In like defigncs/rro/*^ Hjpocrifie,
Is preft to fpcnd her deepeft induftry,
Gont. And (till her foucraigmy decline and bow)
Contempt (hail be cnthron'd in eucry browe.
Pr;. Then thus, (as foucraigne EmpreflTe of all finnes^
Piydc turncs her hourc and heere her Sceane bcginnes.
Enter Fmcher, and Vourcher^ two Lawyers*
Vour* How (hall we beft imploy rhis idle time ?
Four. Lees argue on fomecafc for cxercife.
your. YOQ fee the full gorg'd world fccurcly deepes.
And fwcet contention (Lawyers bcft concent)
Isfcntby dro ,vfie Petcff tobanidimenc,
Pryd. O thefebe Lawyers! Concords enemies,
Vrydts fuell fliall their fire of ftrifc increafc. ajide.
Enter Velure and Lyon-rafc.
Four. Signior Vonrcher, know vou thofe Citizens ?
Vomc» They are two wealthy Merchants and our friends*
Four* Yc may be they haue brought vs welcome fees.
Pry. Lawyers and Merchants me: Ibeftir thce Pride, ajide
Vet. In faith no fute fir , quier, quiet all.
Pry. Fortune and health attend you Gentlemen.
FOKT. We thanke you Lady ; may we craue your name ?
Pry. Men call me Pr;^, and I am Plenties hcirc .*
Imtnortall, though 1 beare a mortall fliowe,
Arc not you Lawyers, from whofc reuerend lippcs
Th'amaxcd multitude learne Oracles ?
Are not you Merchants, that from Eaft to Weft.
Fromth antatticketo the Artick Poles,
Bringing all tieafurcti at the earth can yeclc!.'
Omnet . We are, (moft worthy Lady)
Pr^- Then vie your wifedome to enrich your feJue5;,
Make dcepc fucceflc high Steward ofyour Itore.
Enlarge your mighty (pims^riue to cxccde,
In buildings, ryot, garracnis gallantry.
For take this note; Tfa world tic flow *fftft'f
Hiftrio-maftix.
j4ndm*Kcs high blood indure bafgpr^iudice.
But wee haue Lawes te limiitc our attire.
Broke with the Jeaft tqucii of a golden wyer.
Yet wifedome ftill commands to kecpc a mcane,
Pn». Truc,had you no mcanes to exccll the fame,
But hauing po wer,labour to afccnd,
The fames of mighty men do neuer end,
Four. Is not Ambition an afpi ring (inne?
Prp. Yes for, blind bates and birds of lazy wing*
Lyon. Me (eemesti's good to keepc within our bounds,
Prr. Why be afts themlclues, of bounds are difcon cent ,
Spend me your ft udies to get offices,
Then flopping fuicers with vncouered heads
May groaning come, vnbovcelling the bagges,
Of their rich burthens, in your wide mouth d deskes.
Lyon. Out men will caxe vs to want charity.
Prj. True charity beginneth firft at home,
Hecre in your bofomcs dwell your dcerc-lou*d hearts*
Feed them with ioy ; firft crowne their appetites,
And then caft water on the care-fcnrch*t face,
Let y jur owne longings firft be fati.fied,
All other pitcy is but fooliih pryde.
Four. Sweet councell ; worthy of moft high regard,
AH our indeauours (hall be to afoirc.
Vour. Ours to be rich and gallant in attire*
Vrj. Alltobcbraue,elfcajilofnorcipe6l,
It ii the habit, doth the mind deleft.
. Vom. Lcis braue it out.fince Vridc hath made vs knowc>
Nothing i j grac'd that wants a glorious (ho we,
Exeunt : manet "PtyeU.
Pr/. Thepuft vp fpirifsofthc greatcrfort.
Shall make them fcprne the abic6t and the bafe»
Th'impatientfpjritofthc wretched fort,
Shall thinkcimpofed duties their difgrace,
Pooreaakcdnccdclljillbc as full ofprydc,
Di As
Hijlrio-maftix.
As he that for his wealth is Dcifidc.
Enter Steward, with fours $9rmngm*nj»itk Swords
And 'Buckler Sytn thair hofc and doublets.
l.fer. No Steward with difcharge ftiall vs difgrace,
Stew. Why all the Lords haue now caftiierd thsir traines.
ifer. But we hauc fcru'd his father in the field.
$.fer. What.thinkc they boyes can ferae to beard their foci ?
Enter Mauortuis and Vhtlarchus with their pages.
Page. Be patient fcllow,feeft thou not ray lord ?
l.fer. What an I fee him ? puppet prating ape .?
ifer. We arc no (toc!cs,but we can fcelc difgracc.
l.fer. Nor tonglcflc blocj«,but fmcc we feelc,weele /peak,
Mauo. What a coylc kcepes thofe fellows there ?
Stew. Thefe impudent audacious feruing-mcn,
Scarcely belecuc your honours late difcharge. Exit.
I .fer. Bcleeue it ? by this fword and buckler no,
Stript of our liueries,and difchargcd thus ?
MMUO. Walke firs,nay walkc •> awake yce drowfic drones,
That long hauc fuckt thehonney from my hiues :
Be gone yec greedy bcefe-eaters y'arc bcft :
The Callis Cormorants from Doucr roadc,
Arc not fo chargeable as you to feed.
?£///ristruc my Lord,thcy carelcfly deuourer
In faith good fellowo get fome other trade,
Tfec Hue but idle in the common-wealth*
Mono. Broke we not houfe vp,you would breakc our backs.
ijer. We brcake your backs? no 'tis your rich lac'd futes,
And ftraight lac'd mutton ; thofc breake all your backs. . *
'Phil. Ceafe Ruffians,with your fwords and bucklcrs,hcncc.
i: ifer. For fcruice,this is fauagc recompcncc .
Your Fathers bought lands and maintained men/1
You fell your landsaand fcarfe keeperafcall boyes,
Who Ape-like iet,in garded coates; arc whipt
For mocking men ? though with a fhamlefic face,
Yet graceleUe boycs can ncuer men difgracc.
if*.
%$er. DcfcrtfuIlvertuetO impiety! Exeunt.
Ma*. My Lo rd Philtrcktts, follow all my courfc,
I kecpc a Taylor,Coach-man, and a Cookc,
The reft for their boord-wages may goc looke,
A thousand pound a yeare,will fo be fau'd
For rc»clling,and banquctting and playcs.
Phit» Playcs, well remembred,wc will haue a play,
Steward lets haue Sir OUiuer Ovlets men,
C<W4#. Ph'tlarcbtisyl mifli kc your fafhion?
Phil. Faith He fly intoo't with a fweeping wing,
Me thinkes your honours hofe fit very well,
Arid yet this fafliion is grownc fo ftalc;
Man. Your hat is of a better blocke then mine.
Phil. Isonabeteerblock»yourLordfliipmeancs5 .
Matt, Without a'l! queftion tis^ie that denies,
Either he hath no judgement or no eyes.
Phi!. Your Lord-fhips doublet-skirt islliortand ncate,
Who fits thereifinds the more vncafiefcatcj
Enter* Page.
o. My Lords,your Supper flaiesjtis eight a clock,
UWrftf.Whatjis'c fo Jace,that fafhion's not fo gocd.£.v««tf. ,
a Tyre-woman, and, A lay lour; with ettery one
their feftera U furniture .
Perfi. Ofour three Jewells ( fir ) wh;ch likes you beftf
lew. An excellent picce,this thofe cxcells as farce,
As glorious Ijtan (kinesa fiMy Stirtc;
Filli, Tufl^bcno^paruali^butpcivre mine well,
See you not proud Vl-.ffes carrying (JDoyles;
lew. Thcreftarebut (^tothis^infooth bafefoyles,
And yet they all arc ritch and wondrous faire,
'Sell. ButmfhjUchaue alewell Amatift,
Whofe beauty fhall ftrike biind the gazers Ejt\ ,
D 3 Pwy,
Hiftrio-maftix.
lie put it downc,one prbmifd to dcuife
A (.j obtlikc lewell cut transparently,
And in the place of fixed ftarrcs, to fct
The richcfl (tones that migbticft fummes could get.
Hit. Nay II* be macchlcfle for a carckanet,
Whofc Pcarlcs and Diamonds plac'd with-ruly rocks
Shillcirclethif fatrcnccke to fct it forth,
Bdl. Well Go!dfm5tn,now you may begone. Tay tour,
Exit IwtlUr
He liaue a purfiedRoabc,loofe bcddied-vvife. '
That (hall enioy my icwclls maydenhrad.
Taj. The loofcft bodies are in fafliion moft,
Tcrp. We bertcr know what likes vs bert,then you,
Let «ie haue flaring fafliion$,tuck't and pinn'd
That povycrfull winds may hcauc it all a huffe,
'Sell. True mcafuieofiny body dial be tan c,
Plaine dealin?; rs the bcft when all is done,
That fall Pride taught vs when we (irft begun.
Fill, lie hauc a rich imboft imbvothcfy,.
On which invaluable prctious Roabe,
He han^ the glorious brightncflc of my Globe.
Miftrcfie Pinckanic is my new ruffe done?
'Pine. BdceucmcMadamtis but new begun,
Sfll. Let pinching citcy-dame* orecloud their Eiei,
Ourbrefts lie foich like conduits of delight
Able toticcihe niceft appetite,
MiftrcfTe Pinckaniejfhalll h'uethisFanne,
Wink. Madclam not this wcekc doc what lean,
Ftll. Pleafjre as bondfliuc,to our wills is tycd,
We Ladies cannot be dcfain'd with Pride,
Come.lcc's haue a play.let poorcflaues praic
Ranck pride in mcaneftforc,in vs is (tatc,
Remember promife miftres Pinkanie.
rpinkz Well Ladics,thou)i'h wich worke I am oppreft,
Workewomcn alwaies liuc by doing,bcft. Exeunt,
Hiftrio-maftix.
Enter foyifiganus Toft haft, QuickC lout,
Cjnt^nd 'Belch.
Tell. Chri/bganus faich what's the Joweft price,
Chri. You know as well as I jtenne pound a play*
6V/. Our Coropanie's hard of hearing of that fide,
Chri. And will not this booke paiTcyalafle for pride,
I hope to fee you (hrue and tf orme for bookes,
And in the dearth of rich inutfiitioa,
Whcnfwect fmooth lines are held forprctious
Then will you fawric and crouch to Poefic,
Clot. Not while goofequillian Vofthaft holds his pen.
Cjut. Will not our owneflurTc feme the multitude/
Chri. Write on,crie on,yawle to the common fort
Of thickskin'd auditours:fuch rotten fiufrs,
More fit to fill the paunch of Efq'iiliue,
Tlicn feed the hearings of indicia!! cares,
Yeefliatlcs tiyump!:c,\vhi!e fo^gy Ignorance
Clouds bright ^/ff allot beauty fl'imc will cleere,
The mifty dulln -flv. of Spcdtators Ecys,
Then wofull hilfcs to your fopperieSj
O age wlicn eucry Scriucncrs bpyfhall dippc?
Proplnning quills in'o Thcfftliaes Spring,
When eucry artilt j-rcnrice that hath read
The plcafant pantry of conceipts flull dare,
To write as conhuent as Hercules,
Wheneuery Ballad-monger boldly writes;
And windy forth of bottle-ale doth fill
Their purcft organ of inuemicn:
Ycr all applauded and p.u^: vp \\ithpryde,
Swell in conceit, aiui JoaJ the ^tage with ftuflfe,
Rakt from the rotten imbcrs of ftall icfts :
Whicfi bafeft lines b'.ft pleafe tlie vulgar fence
Make trucft raprure lofe prelicminencc.
/. ThefcJlow doth talke like one that can talk,
Gutt. Is this the wcll-lcarn'ci roan
He beats the Ay re the bcft that ere I heard,
C/jrt. Ycc fcrappes of wit,bafc Ecchoes to our voice,
Take heed yec Humble not wich (talking hie?
Though fortune reelcs with ftrongprofperity. Exit.
fan. Fat well the Mufes,poorc Poet adiew,
When we haue need 't may be weele fend for you*
Enter Steward.
Ste*. My Lord hath fcnc requeft to fee a play,
Poft. Your Lord? what,fliall our paines be foundly recom-
With open hand of honours franckc reward? (penc'd?
S/tfw. Ycc {hall hauc fourc fairc Angclls gentlemen,
Chut. Faire Ladies mcane you ? we haue foure.i'th'play
Stt. Nayfmy good friends)! meane in faire pure gold.
CfttB. Fie tis to mucli,too long ere ic be told,
Sreiv. Mas thefe arc finglciefti indeed,
But I will double it once, ye (hall haue eight.
Poft. But arc you furc that none will want the weight?
To wey c'owneour expencc infumptuous Clothes?
"Bell. Well,plcafuies pride (hall mount to higher rate,
Tcnne pound a play will fcarcc maintaineour ftate,
Stew. Fat ^Plenty brings in Tritlc and Idleteffei
The world doth turnea Maze in giddy round/
This time doth ray fe, what other rimes confound.
Poft. O fir,your m jrall lines were better fpent,
In matters of more worthy confequent.
G*IU Welljwhilcftoccafion hclpcs to clime aloflft,
IVcele mount Promotions higheft battlement.
Sttrr. And breake your necks 1 hope;clime not too faft,
A heady courfe,confu(ion ends at lafr.
P0/?. Preach to the poorc; looke Steward, to your compt,
. Direct your houfhold,rcach not vs to mount:
Stti*. Farewell ycc proud ( I hope they hcare me not)
Broud Statute Rogues. Extt they follow.
Ewttr
Hiftrio^maftix.
Enter FourchertVelttretLyon.ra[h> Chtmferty
, Faith husband,Hc.hauc one to beirc my trained
Another bare before to v flier me.
CW<*.Nay I my fclfc will learne the Courtly grace,
Honour (hail giue my wealth a higherplace.
Out on thefe vcluet gardy,and black lac'd ficeucs,
Thefc fimpering fafhions frnply followed. '(ride,
Cham. Wcll,through the tfrcetes in thundring coachc lie
Why fcrues our wealth , but to maintaine our pride?
Lawe,Armc s.aiKJ Merchandize,' hef c arc three heads,
From whence Nubility >irii tookc his fprine;.
Then let our haughty mindes our fortunes ijpcnd,
Pleafureand honour (hall our wealth attend.
C«//4. Nay I will hauc it,I that I will.
Four. Containc your fpccch,within your priuate thought^
Wee arc encountrcd with thehonour'd traine.
Enter Mautrtitu,
Bcftnla,and others.
Matio. Fairc Ladies,could thcfe times affoord youcate§,
You fliould be featted in •sfpollocs hall ;
But (Lords)the chaps of vvidc-pancht gluttonie,
Hauc waftecj all the dainties of the land.
Seruant Ptor^«/,what,no maske too night?
Phil, A Play,a Maske.a Banquet.wcelc haue all.
Enter Steward.
Stew. My Lord,the Players now are grownc Co proud,
Ten pound a play,or no point Comedy. Exit*
1 Motto. What ? infolent with glib profperity ?
Faich Gentlemen no Players will appeate j
Gallants, to your Maske* »
Phi!< Hew foone they can remember to forget?
Their vndcfcrucd Fortunes and cfteemc ;
Blufli not thcpeafents at their pedigree ?
E - Suckt
IIiftriQ-maJlix.
Suckt pale with lult j what.bladdcr $ fwolne with .pride,!
To ilrout in ftueds of nitty brogcrjc ?
M*HO Well, though thcpcRny raifd them to the pound*
luft £«***, caufcleflc Vride doth ftili confound.
PA/7, Well let them blafc,ther's none fo blind but fec$,
Piydcs fall is ftill froft-bit with miferies.
Enter* Aftskf.
What,comethcy info blunt without dcuifc ?
Fill. The night is dead before the fpor t be borne.
M**or. Ceafe Mufick there,preparc to banquet firs.
P/>*. Ceres and Btcchtu tick led, ^>»*r ftjrrcs.
Mau. Gallants vnnnaskc^and Fall to banquctting,
A health about.carowfc (hall feede caro wfe.
Phi/, The firft. is pledg d,and hecre begins a frefh.
M<*. This royall health of welcome grcetes you all,
Vouch. Bacchus begins to reele with going round.
P/brf. The grape begins to fume.
. Why let it fret : not pledge a Nobleman*
. I like this Icwcll, lie hauc his fellow.
ow ? you ? what fellow it ? gip Veluet gardf ,
.Infblent for-beare*
. A petty-loggers whoodded wife fo pcarcht ?
not proud Lord ? then bid your mincks come
. Difhonourable I.ord,! fay thou li'ft. (downc*
M<s*0r. I challenge thee on that difgracefull word;
Vouch. Heere anfwer I thy challenge in this wine.
. I will condrme thy pledge^nd meete thee too.
k* andf*/l*/lffpt on the Stagt,
f €nt*r Enuy tlont ttttttbt Aftort {Utfittg on
tbt mttfoke founding : fbte brtttbi
tmongft them.
E**j. Downe climbing Prult to Styg** Ttrttri*,
The breath of Enuj fils the empty world,
fc native ji co worke alone,
Hi/lrio-ma/lix.
As hating any Agent but hcrfelfc,
Turne^urncjtkou Lackey to the winged Tyme,
I enuie thee in that thou art fo flow,
And I fo fwift to mifchiefc ; So, now ftand,
Ve*ce$lcnyPrydefa& their competitors,
But I enioy my Souer aignty alone.
Now fhall proud Noblcfle ,Law,and Merchandize,
Eachfvvcll at other,as their veines would brcake,
Fat Ignorance.snd ramrnifh Barbarifme,
Shall fpit and driucll in fwccte Learnings face,
Whilft he halfe flam' d in Enuie of their power*
Shall eate his matrow}and him-felfe deucmrc,
Awake ycc Brawnc-fcd Epicures, lookc vp,
And when you thinke your cleared eyes to ftnde*
Be all their Organ* ftrooke with £»*/# blind. Exit.
They Mil *#*kft *nd begin the following Att(*
, A(Jlus 4,. Scsena L
MAUO. O pallid Emtic how thou fuck'ft my blond,
And walks my vitall fpirits : I could raue,
Runne madde with anguifh/or my (light refpc&,
O wher*s the honour to my high borne bloud!
When eucry peafaiu,each Pkbcian,
Sits in the throne of vndeferu*d repute,
When cucry Pedlers-French it tertn'd Monfignuer,
When broad-cloaihd tradef-man.and what lack you fit.
]s wrapt in riche habiliments of fiJke,
Whilft vrgent need makes Princes bend their knee,
AS fcruile as the ignobilitic,
To crouch for coyne,whilft flaues tye fart our Lands,
In Statute Staple,or thefe Marchanrs bands.
B^//». Wan ghoftlike ^«/</pungeth rp my bloud,
Whil'ft I behold yon halfc-fac a Minion,
The daughter of (omc Ctouei and Cinamoa,
Ex To
Hiftrio-maftix.
To cquall me in rich accoutrements.
O,wher's the outward difference of oui birth !
When each oddc-mincing miftrefle Cirty-Dame,
Shall dare to bee as fumptuoufly adorn'd
With Jewell ,chaincs,and i icheft ornament?,
As wee from whom their Fathers held their land
In bond-flaues Tenure»and bafe villianage.
Vouch. Why fliouldyon bubble of Nobility,
Yon (hade of Man appropriate Esthetes
Of noble,and right honorablc,Sir,
To the blind Fortune of his happy birth?
Why fliould thij reeling world ( drunke with the iuice
Of Plenties bounty )giue fuch attribute
Of foueraigne tide, place and dignity,
To that fame fwolnc rp Lord, whom blinded chance,
Aboue his vertues merite doth aduance,
To high exalted ftatc,whilft all repine,
To fee our fweate re wardcd,and our paine
Guerdond but with a finglc fcc,an Angels gaine.
Ck*mft God for hii mercy,how yon Lady ietts,
And fwoopes along in Perfiao royalty*
O, I could pine with En*ie,*nd confumc
My heart in fowle difdaine,that (he fliould ftrout,
And fwell in oftentation of her birth,
Decking the curled crcfics of her haire
With glittering ornament$,whilft I am pent
In nice refpeft of ciuill modcdy:
lie not indure it,Lawyers wiues (liall fliine,
Spighi of the lawe,and all that dare repine.
V"cL Drops of cold fweat han^ on my fretting brow,
O,l could gnafh my teeth, and v^hip my felfe,
Parboyle my liuer in thiscnuious heate
Ofdccpe repining Malice ! I am vext,
Stung with a Viperous impatience,
That yon Nobility, yon John * Sti/e,
Should fole poflctle (he throne of dignity,
Whilft
f
Hiftrio-maftix.
Whilft wee fat Burgomafters of the State,
Rich treafuries of gold/ull ftuf t vp trunkcs,
With ail the fatteft marrow of the land
Should bedebart'd from types Maiefticall,
And liuc like «/£/*/>; Aflc: whilft our meane birth
Curbes our afpiring humours from the fcate,
Of honours mounted ftate ; I cannot flcepe,
My entrailes burne with fcorne.that Merchandize,
Should ftand and lick the pauement with his knee,
Bare-head and crouching to Nobility, ••
Though forfeited to ys be all their ftate,
Yet Enuie (ftillj my heart doth macerate.
'Perp. Gip Miftrefle Madam,and French-hood intaild
Vnto a Habeas Corpus : lefu God,
How proud they ies it,and muft I giue wall ?
And bend my body to their Mifircfle- flhips,
0 husband, I am fkk,my cheeke h pale
With
Vel. With what my fweete ? -••-]
Perp. With £»«/f,which no Phyfick can preuent j
Shall I ftill ftand an abieftin the eye,
Of fairc refpe<St,not mounted to the height
To the top gallant of o'rc.peering ftate,
That with Elated lookcs of Maieftie,
1 may out face the proud pild Eminence,
Of this fame gilded Madam Bcllu/a,
And yon fanoc/0** a J\fo^?,chain'd Chumptrtie ?
Vcl. Content thce wife ; the tide of Royalty,
Shall onely flowe into our-Merchandize,
The gulphe of our Ambition fhall deuoure
All the fnpports of honour,lands and plate,
Rich mincrall Icwels,fumptuous pallaccs>
All ftiall be fwallow'd by the yawning mouth
Of hungry Avarice. Hs^isl plotted it,
You fee tJMutortltis ftormie brow portends, .
Tempeftuous vvhirle-yvindcs of tumultuous armo,
E 3 Now
HiJlriO'niaftix.
New when the breach of warrc is onjc dcnounc'd,
Then troupe the gallants to our wealthy (hops.
To cake vp rich appairell^pawnc their land,
Topuffc vp Vrides fwolne bulkc with plumy fliowej^
Then.whcn the Aliens expectation flags,
And Hils not vp the mouth of gaping hope,
To vs rcturncs the malcom cnted youth ,
And for the furnifhment ofoncfuuc nx>ret
All, ail.is ours, lewclls.platc and Lands,
Al take carierc into the Marchants hands,
Then come,withdraw,and coole thy enuious heate,
My pollicy (lull make thy hopes repleate.
Exttatt felM.4*d Ttrpft*.
furnp. And (hall I ftillfdeere fourcherjfa below,
Giue place to Madams and thefe citty dames,
O,how my entiy at their glory flames.
Vtttr. Be patient but a whileffwecte fitmpertie,}
And I will make the world rioe fealty,
To thy exalted State : the Law (hall ftand,
Like to a waxen nofc,or Lefbttn rule,
A dial! (jnontoHyQi a wcthercockr,
Turn'd with the breath of^reatnefleeuery way,
On whofe incertaintic,our ccrraine ground
Of towring high: fh ill (land inuinci b!c-
The Dubious Law (hall nurfc diffention,
Which being pamper'd with our feeding helpes,
Wee'lefwcll in greatnefTevnd our pallace Towers
Shall prick c the ribs of Heauea with proud heighc:
Then let thy Emtty ceafe/mce thy high fate,
Shall noc difcerne a fortune more Elate,
Extant Vo*r. *>ui Champ.
3tl. Sc with what (light refpc& they pa(T« from vs,
No* gluing to our birth's their due faluts,
O Deereft Lord!(hall high borne 'Bell*!*!
Be funckc.and thus obfcur'd by the proud fhine,
Of yon fophifticatc bafc Alc»m*t
Yon
Hijlrio-maftix.
You bullion (ruffe : O noble blouds repine!
That durt vfurpcs the orbe,whercyou fhould ftine.
Man. Content thec f weet,thc lightning ofmy armw,
Shall purge the aire of thefcgroflc foggy clouds,
That doc obfcure our births bright radiance,
When Iron Mars mounts vp his plumy Creft,
The Law and Merchandize in roft may reft,
Then Etn ceafcjfor e're the Sonnc /hall fee,
He buckle on <Jfa*9rti*t burganer.
Enter ChrifirAtw folntt
C»ri> Snmma petit /tMowrfUtuttltfjpm* wtttl,
Then poore Cbnfyartttt,\vno le cnuy tbce,
Whofcduskv fortune hath no fining glofle
Thai Entites breath can Waft ? O I could curfc
This ideot worldiThis illnurs'd ageof/V***,
That.foftcr all fauc vertue ; comfort! all
Sauing bdufirious art,the foulei bright gemme,
Thatcrum)ctK"downethefprowtingftcmme$ofArt,
Blafts forward wits with frofty cold contempt,
Crowning dull clodds ofeanh with honours,
Wreath guilding theiotten face ofbarbaridne
With the Tnworthy fliinc of Eminence.
Q!.r could with my fclfc confum'd in aire,
Vhen I behold thcfe huge fat lumpes of fltfii,
Thefe big- bulkt painted portes.that fcnccleiTc
Ssand.to hauc their backes parted with dignity,
Quite choaking vp all paflage to rcfpea.-
Thefc huge Coloft that rov/vlc vp and downc,
And fill vp all the featc of man with froth
Of outward femblance^hilft pale lA
Pine in the fliades of gloomy Academes^
Faint w purluitc of vcrtue.aud quite titrd
For want of liberall food- for libeiall Art
Qucvpthcgoalc tofluggilh/^M»^
O
Hiftrio-maftix.
O whether doth my paflion carry met ?
Poorc foolc, Icauc prating, cnuy not their ftiine,
Who Hill will florid), though great F*tt rcpmc.
Enter 'Stlflt, Gulfr, <7«r/,xW CUwt with
A* Itigle,
G*l. IackeoftheClock-houfe,whcr'sMaifter Poft-haft?
2?*/ n my bookc for SA^./^c^twcluc-penceon spatetfor
Gut. Prdtgt* begin ; rche arfe'&c. faying io late.
Gentlemen in this enuious age we bring Bayard *
For Bucephalus : if micrd, bogg'd,
Draw him forthwith yourfauours,
So promising that we neuer meane to per forme
Our Prologue peace th.
G*l, Peaccth ? what peaking Papcntcr pend that ?
'EtL WhobutMaifterfo/f-^7.
gut. It is as dangerous to read hit name at a playe-dore
As a printed bill on a plague dore.
GnL Yqu .Weare the hanfomTt comp.ift hilt I hauc fccne ;
Ingle, Do:h this faihion like my friend fo well.
Bel. So well I meane to weare ic for your fake.
Ingle. I can deny chee nothing if I would*
Gut. Fie how this Ingling troubles our rehearfall : fay on,
</wr. Fellow Eeljb y c u haue found a haunt at my houfe
Ton muft belch and breath your fpiritifome where elfe.
Bel. lealiousof me with your featefor Maifter lohn,
(jMf. When the door's fhut thefigns's in Capricorn*
Cl«n». Then you might heaue the latch rp with your horne
G*l. This Cockoldlycoylc hinders our rchcarfall. '
Gut. He teare their turret toppe«.
He beat their Bui warcks downr,
lie rend fuch Raikalls form their ragges,
And whippethem out oftowne*
Titl. *Paocnce (my Lord) your fury ftrayes too farre.
Gttl. Stay firs, rchearfc no rarther then you are
,For
Hiftrio-maftix.
^ For here be huffing parts in this new bookej
Gttit. Haue Jcr'c a good humour in my part?
(jail. Thou haft necre a good one out of thy part;
2?<r//» He play the conquering King that likes me bed,
Cjutt. Thou play the cowardly knauejtheu dolt but icaftj
Clou. Halfe a ftiarc,halfe a l"hirc,a Comedian
A hole (hare,or turne Cameleon.
Gull. Well firs, the gentlemen fee into our trade,
( We cannot gull them with browne-paper ftufle,
And the beft Poets growne fo enuious
They'lc ftarue rather then we get ftorc of mony.
§fttf. Since dearth of Poets lets not players hue by wic
Tofpightthemlers to warrc$,an«J learneto v/e afpit.
Clout, O excellent ill a fpit to roft a rime.
Gfftt. Twill (crue yoa to remember dinner time*
'Bell. Thats true tis time^let's away. Exeunt,
Adtus quintus.
, Horror t
War. Rule ficr-eied Warrejcucll in blood and flames^
£»«y,whofe breath hath poylbned all eftates,
Hath now rcfigned her ipightfull throne to vs:
Stand forth Ambitionfiy through the land,
And enter eucry breft of noble blood,
Infe6t their honored mindcs with factious thoughts,
And make them glifter in oppofed anncs:
Let vniuft force andfcarlet Tyranny
Wait on their Aftions till their vlccrs breake,
Or elfe bclaunced by the hand ofVParrff,
Which cannot be without alafting fcarre,
Ambi. ^Ambition like a Peftilcncc doth fly,
To poyfon Honour and Nobility.
Exit Ambithn.
P.
Hiftrio-maftix.
, Fury, thy turne isnext,goenow and fill
The cruuck of Peafants with thy dangerous breath,
Infpirc them with the fpint of Mutiny,
Rage, and rebellion, makc.them defpcratc .
Hurry them headlong vnto eucry ill,
Like duft raifd with a whirlwind ; let their eyes,
Be euer fixe vpon the brufed prints
Made in their ftate bv wildc opprcflion,
And (after all^poflcflc them with this fire,
That onely Warrc niuft purchatc thei r defire.
F*ry. Fury fhall fhmeamongft this multitude,
Like a bright Meteor in the darkcft cloud.
€xit Fury.
W 'ar. Horror fhall greet the bofome of grcene youth,
The melting liuer of pied gallantry,
The wriacklcd vizard of Deuotion,
The chcucrell confciencc of corrupted law,
And frozen heart o^gowty Merchandize,
Horror wound thefe, ftrikc pal/ies in their limmes,
And as thou ftalk'ft (in thy prodigious ftiape, )
And meet ft a fellow fwolnc with mounted place;
Shake him with ghuufes of thy hollow eyes,
And let thy vigour Hue .is his heart dies.
//*rr. Yncugh, ere long, the ayre fhall ring with fhiikes.
And /ad lament of thofe,whom Horror ftrikcs.
Exit. Horror.
WAY. Horror adicw,
Thefe three, are Vflicrs t« oar Deity;
Onely yafi Ruine heere attends on YS,
And is t follower of our high defigncs :
Rume thou fay thfull fcruan t to grimmc Warrff,
Now teach thy rnurdring fliotto tcare mcns limm's,
Thy brazen Cannons how to make a breach,
In a fayrcGtties bozome ; teach thy fiers
To climbe the toppes of houfes ; and thy mine?,
To
To bldw vp Churches in th'orTended skye.
Confume whole groues and (landing fields of Cornc
In thy wild ragc,and make the proud earth groane,
Vnder the weight of thy confufion.
Kuinc. This and much more fhall T(ui»e execute.
War. Mcanc while weelc ftcepc our finowic feet in blood
And daunce vrito the Muficke of the field,
Trumpets tortrebbles, bafcs, bellowing drummes.
Bioyles Enuy bred, but Warrc (hall end thofc brawlcs,
Dea'e warrethac will not hearc a word of Peace;
Sharpe pikes (hall ferue for fubtlc lawiers pen«
The M nchants fi'kes (hall turnc to (hinii)g (tcele,
In ftecd of falfc-yard ftickcs, Lirgc horfcmens (iaues,
Shall nicafure out true pattern's of their graues.
Exeunt,
Enter TSelJbfetting vppe billes, Entir to him
a Captaine.
Cftf '. Sirra what fet you vp there *
^elfh. TfXtbillcsfor PJayes.
Capt. WhatPlayciintimeotWarres? holdfirta
Ther's a new plott.
. Belfh. How many meane you (hill come in for this?
Capt. Player ti* prefle money
Be 1. Prefle money, prcflc mon ey, alafle fir prefle me,
I am no fit A&or for thca6tion.
Capt. Text billes muft now be turn'd to Iron billes.
Exit Captatnc*
Bel And pleafc you let them be dagger pics.
Enter in Officer^ Vojl-ha/l, Gulfa Cut ttnd Ctwt.
Oficer Sir Oliuers men ; the laft Players tookc the
Towncs reward hkchoncft men.
gulfb Thofc were a cupple of Cunnicatchers that
Coofcn Maiors, and haue no confort but themfclucs^
Fa But
But we are a full company, and ourcrcdic with our
Mailtcr knowne.
Oft. Meane yvhile t bet's preffa.mony /or yowr re ward,
flou* No ( I thanke your wodhip) we mcane not to trou
ble your <ownc at dwsiimc.
Offtl- Well MafterSiyou that arc maifter-flitrert, .
Muft prouidc you vpon yourowne purfcs,
Gut. Alafle fir,wc Players arc prJuic Idg'd,
Tis our Audience muft fight in the field for vs,
And we vpon the flage for them.
Poftt Sir as condetniog halfc a (core angells
Or fuch a matteffor a man in my place.
Oft. Thofe daies arc out of date.
'Self. The more s th« pitty fir,
Extt Officer.
6#lf. Well,I haoe a Brewer to my Ingle,
Hcelc furnififfcifc^vith a horfe great iixough.
Poft. Faith Ueeene paQ all my ballads together,
And make a coate to hold out piftol 1- proof c;
Clout. I meruailc what vfe 1 (bould make of ray Ingle,
Thehobby-horic^lfer.
Gutt. Faith make him fell a whole troupe of horfe
To buy theeone.
'Eel. Sirrs,if thcfc foldiers light vpon our playing parrell,
thcy'le ftrout it in the field,and flaunt it out»
Poft. Well firs, I haue no ftomadccto thcie war re«, •
(jut . Faith,! haue a better ftomacke to my brcakfaft.
Clont . A flirevrd mornings workc tor Players,
Omn. Let's be gon? Exeunt.
Enter \bntortitu **d Ltrits bMr/Wi VktfMrchm **A Hiletus
0n the other with weapons Dravfnei£hrtfo£*nus between*
>
Chri. Haue patience worthy Lord^and calme yowrfpkits.
Peace prating Schoilcr : iud the 5cabc flilJ,
When
.Hiflrio-mafiix.
When powerfull windcs doc toffe the raging waues,
Or flay the winged lightning in his courie ;
When thou dooft this, thy words (hall charrnc me too.
Till i hen prcferue thy breath*
Phi. c^/4wr//W,dar'ft.chpumaintainc ;hy words ?
Aiauo. How ? dare Phi/arcbu* ? ycs,I dare doe more j •
In bloud or fire; or where thou'darft not come ;
In the numme fingers of cold death I dare*
*?£/. Swallow thofc words,or thou fhalt catc my fword.
Lar, He is no Eftrich fir4he loues no yron. „
Hit. And yet me thinkes he fhould be by his plume.
Mf.tto. What are you playing with my feather too?
Tkey allrunne one at another tChr) 'fag: ftc^s betveccne tkfrn*
Chrt. O ftay your rages,
Let not Ambition captju ate your blood,
Make not your hates objcdls for vulgar eyes.
*M<*U9. A pox vpon this linguirt}take him hence ;
tPhtUrchnst \ defie tliee, and in fcorne,
Spit on thy bozomc; vowing becrc by heauen,
If either i\vord,or fire,or ttrength of men,
Or any other ftecled violence,
Can bring to fwift confufion what is thine,
Vpon this gratcfull foyle ; it (hall be done.
$hi. And when 3c* done,I will reftorc my wrongs
Out »f thy For«s,thy Cafties and thy lands.
CMauo, My lands ?
P£/'. I, faiitious Lord,till then adiew,
Weeie fliinelikc Comtnets in next enter-view,
Excwt \>ki. and HileJ
M4fM.MyCou\c is bigge in trauaile with rcuengc,
And Uould rip her wpmbe vp wkli a ftabbe,
To free th'impri/bned Hfuc of my thought.
£xcunt,m*net O>ifogAnus<
Chri. Q, how this vulture, (vile Ambition, >
Tycrs on the heart of grcatneiTc,and dcuoures, 1
Their bleeding honours, whil'ft their empty names,
F j Lye
Lye chaln'd rnto the hill of inftmie :
Now is the time wherein a melting eye
May fpend it felfe in tcarcs,and with fait drops,
Write woc,and dcfolation in tl>e dull,
Vpon the frighteij bofomc of otfrJand,
Pitty and Piety are both exiJdc,
Religion buried with our Fathers bones,
In the cold earth ,• and nothing but her face,
Left to adorne thefe grofle and impious times
A noife wit hi* cryiHg
Sntcr a fort of Ruffetings *nd Mtc/jtHichtSt, (Fttry
lending them) AnAcrying confufedlj.
Omnes . Liberty, liberty ^ibcrty.
1. Nay but ihy,ftay,my Matters: we hauc notinfulcedyet
who fhall be our Captaine.
2. Mafle that's true : faith let's all be Cap •ainci.
3. Content , fowec iLall bee furc to hauc no equalitie
amongftvs.
4. O,ic's bcft/or, (for mine ownc part^
I fcoroc to hauc an equal!.
i. Well then : what exploit fliall we do firft ?
3fc M.orry lie tell you :
Let s pluck dowue the Church, and let vp an Ale-houfc.
Omnes. O excellent, excellent, excellent, a rare exploit, a
rare cx'ploite.
1. Good: this is for exploits : but then there's a thing
cal'd Action,
3. 0,that's going to Sea; that»we hauc nothing to do with-
4. No,we arc .ill for the laud, wee. ('all,
2. Land,! : weclc piuck downe all the noble houfcs in the
land,e'rc we hauc done*
x, It were a mod noble feruice, and mod worthy of the
Chronicle.
2. Slidjthcfe Lords are growne fo proud,
Nay, wcele haue a Hiog at the Lawyers too*
$. O,I, firft of all at the Lawyers.
4. "i : ue.thac we may bane the law in our owne hands*
1. O then we may take vp what we will of the Marchancs«
2. I and fot fee our bonds at pleafure,no body can fuc rs.
3. O, 'twill be rare: I wonder how much Vcluec vvillap*
parell me and my horfe.
4. Talke not of that man,wccle haue inough ;
All (hall be common ..
1-. Wiues and all .- what, He/teryskff/ter.
, a. SJid>we ate men as well as they are.
3* And we cameali of our Father Adam.
a. Goe to then,why fliould we be their (lanes ?
Omnet. Libcrty,liberty,liberty Exeunt.
Chri. See,lee,this common beaft the multitude,
(Tranfported thus with fury) how it raucs ;
Threatning all (late* with ruine,to englut
Their beftiall and more brutifli appetites..
Oyou aiifpiciotis,and diuineft power*,
('That in your wi ('domes furfer fuch cdead plagues-
To flowe and coucr a rebellious land^
Giue end vnco their furies ! and dnue back
The roaring torrent on the Authors heads,
That (in their pride of Rage) all eyes may fee.
luftice hath whips to fcourge impiety. Exit.
C Enter Lyw-ra(h to Fottrckier fating in h 'sftudy : at on*
cttdoftheftage : <^4t the other end enter Vtur-
ch«r to Velurt in his flop.
Ljon. Good morrow mailter Fourcker,
Four. Maifter L) on- rajh you are welcome .•
How fare-you fir,in thcfe prodigious times ?
Ljf9». Troth like a man growne wilde and defperate,
E'ene (pent with horror of their flrange effects. .
Four. I fcare they will be much more ftrangci yet,
Lyottt And you haue caufe to feaie fir,
Hiftrio~maftix.
/V*. S*> haiieyou: if wealth nny make* man fufpe& rus ftatc,
Wh«c nc wcs hearc you fir ? fie downc I pray you.
They Jit *nd wkijper vrhiljl the ether tvrejpealtf, '
Vonu. I wonder how you dare kcepc open fhoppe,
Confidcring the tumults arc abroad :
They fay the Nobles all arc vp in armes,
And the rude commons in difleuerd troupes
Haue gathered dangerous head, and make fach fpoyle,
A* would Itrikc dead a true reporters tdngue.
I'd. Faith I am ignorant what courfc to take,
Wee i'th Citty heerc arc fa diftra&ed
As if our ipirics were all earth and ay re,
I know not how .• each hourc hecre comes frefti newes,
And nothing ccrtainc-
Tbt other two MgMttt.
Ftur. Well ifthis be true,
The ifl'uc cannot be but dangerous,
Lyw. O^hey hauc made the Tiolent*ft attempts
Thac ere were heard of: ruin'd Churches, Townes,
Burn't goodly Mannours, and indeed iayd wart.
All the whole Country as they paflc along.
The other ;
Vowr. Ther*s no preuention if they once come heere
But that our Cictv muft endure the fade.
VW. Ifearcitiir.
Vow. Faith we are fure to feelc
The fury of the tempeft when it comes.
The Law and Merchandize may both go begge.
Enter Champerty to her husband And Ljon-r*{h.
Ch*m. Where are you husband, do you heere the newes ?
Four. What newes on Gods name ?
Ch*m. O the cnimies.! Pour. What of the enemies/
Htftrio-maftix*
Chaw. They are cntrcd into the citty,
Z;*. AdicwgoodmaiftcrF.«0r/vr.
Fott. Lord hauc mercy vpon vs,
. O good Maiftcr Lyon-rajb go* pray.
Vcl. How now,what noyfe is this*
V<?«. They cry sumc arme me thinkes
. Ofweet heart the Spaniards are come,
We ihall all be kild they fay,
Maiftcr r*urch«r what (hall we doe/O Lord.
Enter a fort offelUrvte; with *rmo*r **dw*4f
the ft age cry
Om*> Arme,arme,arme, Eptuxt.
Enter * fitpMbc with Souttitrs : tke$o*l<far* \umwg
mo ft of the PUvcrs afttrrcll ; «xd bringing
out the Ylajers tmvngft them.
Come oo Players , now we trc the Sharers
And you the hired men i Nay you rauft take patience,
Slid how do you march?
Sirha is this you would rend and tetre the Cat
Vpon a Stagc,and now march like a drown'd rat?
Lookc vp and play the T*mb*rUm« : you rogue you.Ext«Ht.
£*ter*Uthef*ttio*t of Noblemen,
tt*g \ the ruder forte dritte in the reft and cry *f*ckft *
Jtckg t H*ta>ke b*M0ckey B«nv* the L*mers bookt
tetre the Stikes out 9ftke/left:itiib*tfe*fcfi.
•M : theSchotierfcafmgfrem among
them, thejallgoe*t*ndle*tu
Chri, Thus Hcaucn (in fpite of/ury) can pr«l>rue,
© The
^
The twftfull innocent,3nd guifcfefle Soulc ;
O,what a thing is irun , that chu-: forget?
The end of his creation ; and each hcurc
Strikes at the glory of his maker thus ?
Whac brazen vifcagc,or black yron foulc
Hath flrcngth to luOific fo GodJeflc deeds ?
Hcc rhat is moft infcoftro7)7vt»w>,
The man vvhofc Jawes burne moll with thii ft of bloud,
What coulours or thin cotrwcb can he wcauc,
To couer fo abhor'd iniquities ?
If then there be no fhadow,no pretext,
To vaile their loathed bodies ; what fliould make
Men fo inamour'd on this Strumpet warre.
To doatc vpon her forme ? when (in her fclfc)
Shec's made of nothing, but infectious plagues.
WitneiTc the prefcnt Chaos ofourSceane,
Where cucryftreetc is chain'd with linckcsof/poilc,
Heere proud Ambition rides ; there Furic flies,
Heere Horror ; and there ruthlefle Afurdcr ftalkcs,
Led on by £0«»*,and in Steele and fire,
That now on toppcs of houfes ; now in vaults,
Now in the facred Temples ; heere,and there
RunncswiWc,
(eucrall places , that l>r*ke him of
thus : After a retreat founded ,
d Potttrtj enters.
Hiftrio~maftix*
Adtus Sextus
Scaena i.
P*r/r,R8igne Pwwrfj in fplte of tragick waire,
And iiumph ouer glittering vanitic,
Though want be neuer voidc of bitter woes,
Yet flow-psc*d remedy, true patience fliowes,
See worldling world? ofVcrsuc lin'd within,
Though finnen tU ; yet leafl repleat with finne.
3 fcorne a fcoffing foole about my Throne,
An Artleflc Ideot \ that (\\kc Efqt D*»*,
Plume* Jtirw fcther'd birdi i no, ?o*trty,
Will dig nifi c her chaire with derpe Diuincs,
p^yiaW/and Sch oilers feaft with me,
As well as Martialifts in mifcry.
Rrft change the houre from fiue to fatall fixe,
Then ring fotth knells of heauie difcontent,
With flgnes and groanes whil*ft I haue goucrnment.
frwto. Thin Ftmine needs snuft follow Piufrtj.
My bones lye open, like a withered tree
By ftoftr.es dUbarktof her defending skinne,
So neere the heart the weather beates within.
Sic k, O end thy Age ! that we may end our dayes,
G 2 Once
Once Ot>ic&s, now all Abic&s to the world,
For after feeble Sickneffe death enfues,
And endeth griefc that happy iove renews.
BW. Then Bondage fhall rnboluhefc crucll batrcs,
That thralls faire honour in obfcure reproach,
And fauage-like yoakes vp humanity,
To bind in chaines true-borne ciuillrty.
S/rt. Though Slitttijkneffe be Joathfomeco her felfe,
Penurious time muft be obfcxnc and bafe,
Who hates the rich muft dwell with Pouerty,
Since rule in any thing, is Sou eraignty.
hotter. Were Vo*eny a word more miferable
Then Mans auftere inuention could propound*
Yet is poor c Honefty rich Honors ground :
Whofe eyes vnuail'd like to th'vnhoodded Hawke,
Looke ftraighton high,and in the end afpire,
To feele the warmth of Princes holy fire.
Tet Honor JVe*lth,L*nds,*ndvrh<n»ins thtprix*,
Obtttnes but V*Httj ofVtnities.
Come follow me my neuer failing friend. Exeunt.
Enter \M**ortiut and VhtUrckus
*tfeuer*ll dooret*
<JMatt9> The broyles of warre wherein I gloried more
Then Vntnft Hettor,\\ho by burning walls,
Was traild along (dread victories deepe fall )
So from thefe gates my fclfe in meane difgrace
Am banidit forth, pinch't through with pouerty*
Who tels vs all 'tis true that free hath fed,
Pwefyes will tickle Lyons being dead.
"Phil. The thirft of Honour call' d me to the vearres,
Where I haue drunke a health (too deepe a draught/
My foil-mouth d bags may now be fiid with ay re,
The Diuell and Ambition taught it me.
Ma*o. Is that P/»/'/4rc^ that complainei ? 'tisfo,
P*//, Sec bow \fa*ortins turaet away his face,
Hiftrio^maftix.
TO feeke to friends 'tis holdcn for di/grace.
M*HO> Time was,I could haue din'd amongft my friends
Now ftands at eucry doore a lack and Apes
And tels me 'tis too Jate,rus Lord hath din'd.
Phi. This miferable world would make one mad :
Iftept yato a Vintner at the Barre,
And offex/cd him my Rapier for a pawne ;
Thcfawcie flauctookeit in fuch a fcorne,
And flung it in the ftrccts, replying thus,
Mccre want brings* weapons out ofvfc with vs.
AIAVO. See poore PA/Zfrafw/powring out his plaints
To vnrelenting walls,relentlcfle men.
r,?*'Mr<; W?unds reward* for Souldiers in the field ?
What .' fell our lands,arc thcfc the fruits of Warrc ?
Then dye Thilarchtufanoi fliame furuiuc,
Thy fainting honour,dead and yet alsue.
^w^Hcere c.mc our wiucs,how wretchedly they looke,
Enter
Th! o^l !weIS Pkaw,nd'myVi»g^re goneto wrack,,
The greedy Vfurer hath gotten all.
P«y. I am a prey to wretched P***m,
H fcatur d Famine will deuoure vs vp,
Wbpft wrinkled facc,is likepale deaths afpeft
P Iff- P^^/^^^^^n^p-irramour,-
.ob d and bereau d of nuptial! Ornaments.
»Hidc thee Philarchus louver then thcgratte,
,,Tht Earth wilt cotter though it cannot fane
wS£ ^^u larr!cnt>whorc wo««d yron-hcans,,
Were harder then the Armour they hauc worne,
™u ^ f the A8cnt of a w«n»" voyce ,
What fhall weakc women and poore Ladies doc?
fal
Who
Hiftrio+ma/Kx.
Who loft a rich commanding Empcrie
Patience would proouc a tutor to my grleucj.
Cbri. Thou want's a Solon to confort with thee,
To prouc affliction is the perfect way
That leads to lottes thbunall dignity;
111 haft thou gouern'd thy profperity,
That canft not fmile in mcere aducrfity.
Looke rppon me (the pooreft flaue in {hew,
That cuer fortune buried in mifliappe \)
Yet' this is Natures richcft lewell-houfe
And teacheth me to wcepeac all your wants. •
Phil. Why, thou art farrc more wretchcder then wee,
How canft thou teach Ti then tranquillity?
Chri. Scft'ft thou this poorc and naked bozome heere?
Doft thou behold this fcorn'd vncouered head ?
When thou waft rich and Peerelcflc in thy pride*
Content did neuer harbour in thy breft,
Nor ere had lou :, her refidencc in thee»
fl meane the loue ofperfe<ft happineffe^
But sk;lle(Te grudging from a haughty fpirit
Did blind thy fences with a (lender merit.
Whil'ft I f poore man) not fubi eel to fuch thought
Cauc entertiine to thofe fweet bleflcd babes,
Which Sapience brought from Wifedomes holy brcft,
And thought me rich to haue their company.
By nurdng them in Peace I fhun'd all Sloth,
Nor yet tiid Ticntj make me pro digall I
rprtdt I abhor'd and term d the Bcggers fhicld :
Nor euer did bale E*uu touch my heart.
Yet al wayes loou'd to beare (at Solon fed J
tATttrtlts qe vitkin ** tdftickj bt*A t
Nor could the ratling fu^y of fierce warre
Aftonifh roc more then the raid-night clock,
The Trumpettcr to Contemplation:
For Poxtr ^,1 (hake her by the hand,
As welco me Lady to this wofuil Land*
Mm*
Hiftrio-maftix.
Man. How might we tread the path's to happy ends,
' Since foes to Learning ate not Venues friends.
firi. Fidt cntcrtaine fubmiflion in your fouJe*
To frame true concord in one vnity.
Behold the faire proportion of a man,
Whomc heauen.ihaue created fo complcste;
Yet if the armc make warre againft the head,
Or that the heart rebcll againft the braine,
This elementall bodie ( thus compact,)
Is but a fcattrcd Chaos of reuengc;
Your lavves appointed to be pofitiuc,
(By Warre confoundedjmurt be brought again e.
For law is that which Loue and Peace maintaine.
Phili. ThouSonneof knowledge(richcr then a man)
We crnfurc thy aduile as oracles.
Chri. Pollow,and lie inftruftyou what I can:
Matt)Wc followed bcafts before but now a man.
* Exemt.
Eater Fourchcr ; Vourchert Lyon-rtfhjind Ve/urt*
four. O Hcaucnspowring high-pryzci fauours forth,
Like to the honny dew that fvvcetcs the L^aucs,
. Once fend vs Peace, thacfaircftPalme-crownd Q^ecn^.
Vour. Rttine and Wtrrethc prccedcntsof Wratn,
That crop t the fifty Sonnesof Hecufa,
Haue rid their circuire through this fertile foyle,
And q'.iice tranlform'd ic to a Wildcrncfle.
Vel. Come let vs fit and niournc with fad laments,
The heauy burdens of our difcontcnts.
Lyon. To wailc our want let fpeakingflacke the pain?,
For words of griefe diuidc the gricfe in twaine.
Vel. Our Shops^fometimesjwerc ftuft with cloath of gold,
But Warre hath emptied thcm,and Spyders build
Their Cob-web-tents;weauing foule dufty lawnc
For poorc woe-working Voucrty to wcarc.
Fonr* O woeslbehold our poorc cbftrcflcd wiucs,
Hijlrio-maftix..
Enter Pcrfctutn* *nd FiltfelUt
Pcrp. From P*«my co F<fw/w,worfc and worfe
lib. The tcurgcof PiW?,and Hcaucns dcteftcd<curfe.
VfTp. Wher's due cxccfle confum'd vpon the back?
F///« Suuckc downc to Hell whil'ft hunger fceles the lackc.
Perp. Who now will pity v$,that fcom'd the poore?
tilt. Pitty is paft when 7e^fe is out of doore.
Perp. Dnnckc thou my tearcs and I will drinke vp thine,
For nought but teaics is mifericsfalt wine.
Fill. We that hauc fcornd to drcflc our mcate our felucs,
Now woul d be glad if we had meate to dreiTc.
Per p. And if Lament were rcmcdic for want
Their cates weare courfc that in Lament were leant,
Z^ow.Cosnfort fwccte wife, ill lafts not alwaies fo.-
And goodf fome-times)mikes end of lingnng woe.
Perp. My ericfc is thine,
Lj9». Ana mine is moft for thee.
Per, My care is thine.
ljo». Be mine for thec and me. Exeunt.
Enter country fcr King-men*
i . Faith Touerty hath paid my wife on the petticoate.
2. From thcfe dcuowring woormcs,eate men aliuc,
And fwollow vp whole Mannoursat a bit
The whil'ft our hungry bodies die for lackc,
And honeft husbandy muligoe to wracke.
I . Pray firs for Peace, thut bei\ may plcafc vs all.
From citties Pr/aV the country takes his fall*
i, Tis Timc,for plough-Qiarcsfno wjarc turned to bill*,
Cartc-horfes prcft to cary Cauallicrs,
True laboring feruants counted Souldiours (hues,
I. Though Famine hungerftaruo yet heauen fauei .
Or*v. Then let ys pray co heauen all for P*uv.
For
For thence comes comfwt,plcnry and increafe, Extant 9
Enter Voflhtftwithhif tiijteffe.
Htft. Poft me no porting ; pay me the fliot,
Yow hue by wit;but we mutt Hue by mony*
Poft. Goody fharpe»bc not fo (tort,
He pay you,when I giueyou mony.
Ho/." When yougiue mee mony ? goc to, lie be arc no
Longer.
Pyft. What and be ?nder fifty?
Enter Gun/table.
T/o/.Maiftcr Cunftable hoe,thefe l> layers wil not pay their
ftiot.
Faith faJPtrre hath fo pinch'tTS we muft pawne.
Alafle poore PUyers : hoftis; what comes it to/
The Sharers dinners fix pence a peece, the hirelings
pence.
Whatfixc pence anEggc, and two and two at an
H&ft. Faith FAtntHe afford I no more.
P0#. Fcllowcs bring out the hamper choofe fomew-what
out o'lh Stockc.
What will you hauc this cloke to pawne,
what thinkc you it's worth?
Jffoft. Some fower groats,
Oun. The pox is in this age, beer's a braiie world fellowes,
Poft. You may fee what it is to laugh at the Audience.
Hoft. Well it /hall ferae foi a ptune.
H J fmfi
r
*
Cuff. Soft firs I muft talke wich you for taie mony,
To rclecue the poore,not a penny paid yet,
IV7. Sir/at few words we fhar'd but xy»penc». laft weelce.
Cttn, But tis well knowne, chat each maintaincs his PHHC!M
And tauerncs it wich druncken fuppers ftill,
Om*. Alaflc they are our wiucs.
C*«. Yee are not all married.
Pofl. Who are not arc glad to bring fuch as they can get
'Self. Before lie giue fuch a prefidcnt.Ile leaue playing*
Out. Faith and I too: He rather fal to worke*
P«/7. Fall to workc after playing vnpofllbie. •
Can. Sirs, will you here the truth.
(jut. Sir you may clioofe,
OMT. Butyoumuftallchoofc
Whither ydulc be fhipt and fet a (hore no mafi
Knowes where as the Romaines did:
Or piay for the maintenance of the poore;
And your lelues kept like honeft mcn»
Omn. We choofcneither.
P0/?, Sauing your fad talc, will you take a pot or two.
£i«r. The dearth of Malt denies it
Clou. Its a hard world if the Conftable diipUc it.
Gulf, Muft we be fliipt in earned,
Or doe you make vs Shcepe iniealr,
Cun. Eccejtgnum.
Voft. Cunftable doe you know what you doe.
C«». I,banilliidicfel!owesoutoth'land,
B^//T Why Cunftable doe you know what you lee.
Cun, I, I Ice a Madge howlct : and Hie fees not fee.
Voft. Know you our credit with Sir OAter?
C*«. Truc.but your boafting hath crakt k,(I fcare.^
. Gut. Faith I murt fall to making fidle ftrin^s againc.
Bkf. And I to curie horfc tailes to make fooles bcardf.
?*/?. lie boldy faU to balUding againc,
fa/l, Slri ,thofc preulfoe$ will not fcruc the tumc*
What hoc,S*y lc«tfoip away thefe players,
Enter Sybrs* ' .
Say 1. The winde blowes faire,and we are ready far.
C»»tt No matter where it blowes ; away with them.
Poft /It's an 111 winde blowes a man thus clcane out
ofballading. Ext***
Enter VtM*&ACclt*s>Ctres**l Plenty, hiring
the Cornu copi*, at the one door* : At
the other Vonertyjvith her atten-
; who beholding V
Peace. Bondagejn™ Sick?fjfet
Vanifli like clowds before the Eaftcrnelight,
Now Pttet appeares^hencc all to endle0c night,
And you dcicfted fpirits,cru(ht with want,
Mount vp your mindes vnto the faircft hope,
Ntedc hath nurft Peace within your Horofcope,
The warmc reflexion of whofc cheering beames,
Makes you as rich as bright VaRolut ftreames.
Shine plcntuous Bountie,crowne the naked world,
With odourous wreaths of thy aboundant fwectcs,
Laborious ^rf/**w/,now buftlc vp,
Your drouping fpirits withalacritie.
"Peace eiucs your toyling fwcat a due regard,
Crowning your labour with a rich reward.
Ceres be lauKh/fof^w fwell to brimme,
And all to Teas e fing a propitious himne,
They begin t9
A Song,
With Lwreti fallow JltartjUntt,
H a Enter
Hiftrio-majlix*
Enter lAjtr*,* vfhertdby F*mt,fup ported
bj Fortitude and Religion^ followed
rtes.
Peact. No more:
Be dumbc in hufhc obfcruance at this fight,
Hccrc comes Am*x<cT*cnts obic<£t, wonders height,
peaces patroneflc, //**«*»/ miracle,
'Venues honour, Etrths admiration,
Chtft tries Crownc, luftic e perfection,
Whofc trainc is ynpolutc Virginity,
Whofe Diadem of blight immortall Fame,
Is burniflit with vnyalued refpcft,
locftablc wonder of reraotcft lands ;
Still f^vay thy gtatious Scepter,! refigne ;
What I am is by Thce,my felfe am thine,
httrxzmounts vnte the Thrttte.
Mount EiTiprrcfle.wliofe praifc for Peace fliali mount,
Whofe glory, which thy (olid venues wonne,
Shall honour Europe whil'ft there fhines a Sunne.
Crown'd with Kcauens inward beauties,worlds applaufe,
Thron'd and repofd within thelouing feare
Of thy adoring Sub:e£h : ijue as long
AJ Tifec^hath life, and Atm* a worthy tongue.
Still breath oufc glory.the worlds Emprejffft
Religious Gardian, Peaces patroncfic ;
Now flourifli Arts,the QiKcne oCPeate doth raigne,
Vert** triumph,now fhee doth fway the ftemme,
Who giues to fort ne, honours Diadem.
All (ing p44»x to her facred worth,
Which none but Angels tongues can warble forth :
Yet fin g.for though we cannot light the Sunne,
Yet vtmoft might hath kinde acceptance wonne.
i
Song.
Aftraea r nles&hofe gracious eye $,
triitmphjrinmpk.
Cfrt Vices cnquejljvbofe tiefires,
t he »*ll triumph.
In the end of the Play,
To enter and r efignc their fcue-
-11 Scepters to Pw^,ficcing in
"eftie. M ' C-
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