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Ex  Libra 
C.  K.  OGDEN 


c- 

OCA 


HYDE   PARK. 


SELECT  NARRATIVES,  ANNUAL 
EVENTS,  ETC., 

During  twenty  years'  Police  Service  in  Hyde  Park, 
by 

EX-SERGT.    EDWARD   OWEN. 


LONDON: 
SIHPKIN,  MARSHALL.  HAMILTON,  KENT  &  Co.,  LTD. 


STRAKERS', 

8-9,  HAVNE  STREET,  W.  S.MITHFIELD, 
LONDON,  B.C. 


PREFACE. 


IN  introducing  this  little  book  to  the  Public,  I 
hope  my  Readers  will  kindly  accept  it  in  the 
simple  language  of  a  man  of  limited  education. 

There  is  a  saying,  1  believe,  that  "  Truth  is 
stranger  than  Fiction," — consequently,  as  the  few 
narratives  I  have  selected  in  these  pages  are  the 
truth,  I  venture  to  hope  it  may  enliven  the  interest 
and  make  a  little  amends  for  absence  of  literary 
eloquence. 

Your  humble  Servant, 

THE    AUTHOR. 


.181 


CONTENTS. 


Chap.  Page 

I. — HYDE  PARK        7 

II. — WINTER  IN  THE  PARK      12 

III. — ACCIDENTS  ON  THE  Row,  ETC 18 

IV. — BATHING  IN  THE  SERPENTINE          23 

V.— SUNDAY  IN  HYDE  PARK 26 

VI. — MEET  OF  THE  COACHING  CLUBS     29 

VII.— VAGRANTS    32 

VIII.— SUICIDES      35 

IX.— THE  OLD  REFORM  TREE 38 

X. — NIGHT  DUTY  IN  HYDE  PARK 40 

XI.— FOGS    43 

XII. — CYCLING  IN  THE  PARK      46 

XIII. — JUBILEE  OF  QUEEN  VICTORIA 48 

XIV. — APPREHENSION  OF  "SWELL"  THIEVES...  51 

XV.— A  REMARKABLE  "  FIND  " 55 

XVI.— THE  SERPEXTINE       57 

XVII.— ROYALTY  IN  THE  PARK      62 

XVIII.— DOG  MUZZLING 67 

XIX — THE  "GUARDS"  AND  "VOLUNTEERS"   ...  72 

XX.— SOCIALIST  RIOTS  75 


HYDE    PARK. 


PARK!  There  is  only  one  Hyde  Park,  that 
is  to  say,  there  is  possibly  no  other  so  univer- 
sally acknowledged  as  Hyde  Park,  London. 
It  is  familiar  to  both  old  and  young,  rich  and 
poor — not  only  to  Londoners,  but  to  visitors  from  all 
parts  of  England,  Ireland,  Scotland  and  Wales,  to  say 
nothing  of  America  and  Continental  countries — who  visit 
us  annually,  and  all — or  mostly  all — come  to  Hyde  Park 
to  see  Society  and  Fashion.  But  my  object  is  not  to  illus- 
trate the  Park,  or  its  attendant  attractions,  its  history, 
traditionary  associations,  etc.,  I  shall  not  venture  to 
attempt.  I  will  leave  my  readers  to  others  more 
versed  in  such  matters ;  but,  having  served  twenty 
years  in  the  Police  as  Constable  and  Sergeant  in  Hyde 
Park,  it  has  occurred  to  me  that  it  may  be  somewhat 
interesting  for  me  as  a  Police  Officer  to  detail  my  ex- 
perience of  a  few  of  the  many  things  that  have  happened 
during  that  period.  I  have  retired  on  pension  from  the 
Police,  now  just  four  years,  and,  until  recently,  it  never 
occurred  to  me  to  write  a  reminiscence  of  my  time 
there,  and  yet  it  often  seemed  to  me  "something"  to  be 
able  to  say  that  I  had  served  twenty  years  in  such  a 
fashionable  locality. 

Retired  Detective  Officers  often  appear  in  print 
relating  their  adventures  through  the  service,  tracing, 
apprehending  and  bringing  criminals  to  justice.  I  have 
read  them,  and  found  them  very  interesting,  and  generally 
accepted  so,  I  think, by  the  public  in  general, so  why  should 
not  a  Uniform  Officer  be  equally  accepted  ?  At  any  rate, 
I  have  made  up  my  mind  to  try.  If  only  in  a  brief 
form,  it  may  afford  an  interesting  hour,  and  possibly 
a  little  information  may  be  gleaned  therefrom  by  those 


HYDE    PARK. 


who  do  or  may  visit  this  charming  "  Royal  "  Park. 
And  what  I  write  I  intend  to  stand  by — what  I  mean  to 
say  is,  I  have  either  witnessed  with  my  own  eyes  or  can 
satisfactorily  vouch  for;  I  also  further  state  I  shall  con- 
fine myself  to  that  which  is  entertaining  or  interesting 
to  the  most  modest  woman  or  the  most  worldly  man, 
as  Hyde  Park,  like  most  other  London  public  resorts, 
is  infested  by  a  certain  class  of  character,  to  whom  I 
intend  to  make  little  or  no  reference. 

The  Police  Station  where  I  served  has  given  way 
to  a  more  commodious  and  modern  building  of  that 
name.  (Rebuilt  1902.)  I  will,  however,  give  a  brief 
description  of  the  old  place  as  far  as  I  am  able  to  relate. 
Anyone  walking  by  the  footpath  through  Hyde  Park 
from  the  Marble  Arch  to  the  Magazine,  and  when  about 
halfway,  would  pass  on  their  left-hand  side  a  quaint  one- 
storied  old  brick  building,  with  its  long  verandah  and 
grass  lawn,  surrounded  with  iron  rails  ;  this  was  the 
Police  Station,*  certainly  nothing  to  indicate  it,  being 
so  different  to  the  uniform  building  we  see  in  the  streets 
with  the  familiar  blue  glass  lamp  over  the  door ;  not 
one  out  of  every  dozen  that  passed  this  place — non- 
Londoners  especially — ever  dreamt  that  it  was  a  Police 
Station ;  but  a  Police  Station  it  had  been  for  the  last 
forty  years  at  least.  Yes,  and  some  of  the  worst  of 
characters  have  been  marched  under  its  portals,  and 
placed  in  the  iron  oblong  dock,  from  the  "  gentleman- 
got-up"  thief,  with  his  dust-coat  on  his  arm,  who  moves 
about  Society  on  the  side  of  Rotten  Row,  to  the  dirty 
cad  pickpocket  who  attends  large  demonstrations  and 
steals  all  he  can,  from  a  pocket-handkerchief  upwards; 
the  cowardly  bully  who  lives  on  the  nightly  immoral 
earnings  of  his  paramour,  and  who,  when  she  cannot 
give  him  the  required  sum  he  demands,  knocks  her  with 
his  fist  flat  to  the  ground.  These  and  many  more  of 
a  similar  type  have  been  brought  to  book  in  that  old 
place.  Happily  the  Park  is  better  lighted  now,  and 
such  characters  as  the  last  two  mentioned  are  few  and 
far  between. 

I  may  add  that  I  was  selected  by  Inspector  Pope, 

*  Originally  used  as  a  .Military  guard-room. 


HYDE    PARK. 


then  in  charge  of  the  Police  at  Hyde  Park  Station,  to 
accompany  him  round  the  Park  and  assist  him  in  sug- 
gesting in  his  report  to  the  First  Commissioner  of  Works 
where  the  present  tall  electric  standards  should  be 
placed.  It  is  not  from  any  desire  to  boast  that  I  make 
this  observation ;  but,  considering  I  had  then  been 
traversing  the  Park  on  duty  for  the  past  seventeen 
years,  I  at  least  ought  to  know  the  haunts  of  these 
obnoxious  individuals.  It  has  had  a  threefold  benefit. 
First,  the  extermination  of  such  pests  from  the  Park ; 
secondly,  the  public  can  now  pass  through  these  parti- 
cular parts  with  comfort  and  safety;  and  thirdly,  it 
has  certainly  caused  less  work  and  anxiety  to  the  police, 
for,  if  they  were  driven  away  one  minute  they  would 
return  almost  the  next,  as,  in  the  darkness,  they  could 
easily  evade  detection. 

About  thirty  of  us  single  men  resided  in  the  old 
station,  and,  antiquated  as  it  may  have  appeared  out- 
side, it  was  clean  and  comfortable  inside.  On  entering 
the  doorway,  right  and  left  were  the  Inspector's  (or 
Enquiry)  Office,  Charge-room  and  cells  respectively ; 
passing  a  little  further  on  the  right,  is  the  mess  kitchen 
or  dining-room  ;  continuing  through  brings  you  into  the 
library,  a  nice  spacious  room,  with  its  full-size  billiard 
table  and  well-stocked  book  cupboards;  through  another 
door  on  the  left  brings  you  into  the  cooking  kitchen  ; 
following  on  leads  along  a  passage  down  a  few  steps 
into  the  yard  below,  where  we  find  the  stables  for  the 
horses  of  the  Mounted  Police.  This  was  the  station  I 
made  my  acquaintance  with  in  April,  1874. 

To  begin  properly  my  career  in  the  Police,  I  may  as 
well  state  that  I  joined  in  the  year  1871,  then  a  young 
countryman  with  aspirations  for  the  blue  uniform  in 
London.  I  started  from  my  native  place,  Ludlow — that 
quaint,  historic  little  town  in  Shropshire — and  success- 
fully passing  the  necessary  requirements,  was  posted  to 
the  "A"  or  Whitehall  Division,  King  Street  Station. 
Having  served  there  just  on  three  years,  I  was  appointed 
to  special  duty  in  Hyde  Park  in  the  month  and  year 
above  mentioned.  After  duly  reporting  myself  to  the 
Inspector  in  Charge,  Mr.  James  Butler,  the  then  Senior 


10  HYDE    PARK. 


Inspector — there  were  two  Inspectors,  the  second  in 
command  being  Mr.  Charles  Fraser,  afterwards  many 
years  the  Police  Superintendent  of  H.M.  the  late  Queen 
Victoria,  and  who,  I  may  add,  resided  in  married  quar- 
ters attached  to  the  station — I  was  ordered  for  duty  at 
six  o'clock  the  next  morning.  And  never  shall  I  forget 
that  morning.  It  is  as  vivid  to  me  now,  just  on  thirty 
years  since,  as  if  it  were  last  week.  I  was  posted  to  a 
beat  in  Kensington  Gardens — the  Police  then  had  the 
control  of  Kensington  Gardens,  also  the  Green  Park, 
which  were  supplied  from  Hyde  Park  Station,  but  was 
superseded  by  the  present  Park  constables  in  1886. 

But  to  return  to  my  beat  in  Kensington  Gardens. 
I  was  shown  round  once  by  another  constable.  I  com- 
menced at  the  Albert  Memorial,  down  the  centre  path 
leading  to  Lancaster  Gate,  crossed  over  to  the  left  or 
south  side  of  the  Round  Pond,  straight  along  to  Ken- 
sington Palace,  to  the  extreme  end  of  the  Gardens,  and 
returning  up  the  Flower  Walk  to  where  I  started.  It  was 
a  most  beautiful  morning.  Being  an  exceptionally  warm 
Spring  that  year,  the  rhododendrons,  may,  laburnum 
and  lilac  were  in  full  bloom.  The  wood  pigeons  cooed 
on  the  tops  of  the  white-blossomed  chestnut  trees,  and 
the  thrushes  and  blackbirds  sang  gaily.  After  being 
on  duty  as  I  had  at  King  Street  Station,  and  posted  on 
traffic  crossings,  cab  rank  standings,  etc.,  month  after 
month, — to  tell  the  truth,  I  had  had  almost  enough  of 
it ;  for  to  stand  on  a  busy  traffic  crossing  eight  hours  in 
all  kinds  of  weather,  wet  or  dry,  hot  or  cold,  which  we 
had  to  do  in  those  days,  without  a  single  five  minutes 
for  a  little  refreshment,  was,  as  the  saying  goes,  "  not 
all  beer  and  skittles,"  I  can  tell  you — but,  however, 
things  are  arranged  better  now ;  men  don't  have  to 
stand  so  long  at  a  stretch  on  a  busy  post — so  it  was  like 
being  in  Paradise  to  me,  and  when  my  tour  of  duty 
ended,  well,  I  could  scarcely  realise  that  the  time  had 
passed  away.  But  Hyde  Park  is  the  groundwork  of  my 
narrative  ;  still,  I  thought  I  would  just  mention  the 
gardens,  having  frequently  to  do  duty  there,  and  possibly, 
before  I  close  my  tale,  I  may  refer  to  that  delightful 
place  again. 


HYDE    PARK.  11 

I  cannot  recall  anything  of  any  particular  import- 
ance that  happened  during  the  season  of  1874,  my  first 
season,  little  thinking  I  was  going  to  see  twenty  as  a 
Police  Officer.  Of  course,  there  were  the  annual  meets 
of  the  Four-in-Hand  and  Coaching  Clubs,  with  its  con- 
course of  sightseers,  the  Row  full  of  riders,  and  the 
endless  ranks  of  carriages,  especially  on  the  occasion  of 
H.M.  Queen  Victoria  driving  through  the  Park.  It  was 
a  grand  and  imposing  sight  to  me  at  first,  but  it  all 
became  familiar,  and  I  soon  settled  down  to  my  new 
duty  in  the  ordinary  way.  Time  sped  along,  the  Season 
was  over,  and  we  quickly  had  winter  upon  us. 


II.— WINTER   IN   THE    PARK. 

|j|T  was  in  December  I  first  had  my  experience  in 
||g  "  Ice  Duty,"  that  is,  when  the  Serpentine  is 
frozen  over.  So  many  Police  Constables  are 
posted  along  the  banks  to  prevent  persons  going 
on  to  skate  or  slide  until  it  is  considered  safe  by 
some  official  appointed  from  "The  Office  of  Works." 
Colonel  Wheatley,  in  his  capacity  as  Park  Bailiff, 
was  for  many  years  entrusted  with  this  responsible 
duty.  Major  Clive  Hussey  now  holds  the  position. 
The  Long  Water,  as  a  rule,  was  the  first  portion  of  the 
lake  to  be  opened,  as  the  water  is  much  more  shallow 
in  that  particular  spot  than  the  Serpentine,  varying 
from  three  to  five  feet  up  to  the  west  or  Magazine 
Bridge,  which  divides  the  above  from  the  Serpentine. 
I  must  explain — although  one  distinct  lake — that  portion 
in  Kensington  Gardens  is  known  as  the  Long  Wrater. 
Beyond  the  bridge  and  entering  the  Serpentine  the 
water  becomes  gradually  deeper,  and  in  some  parts 
attains  a  depth  of  fourteen  feet;  greater  precautions 
are,  of  course,  taken  before  this  part  is  opened,  that  is 
to  say,  while  the  frost  continues  a  hole  in  the  ice  is 
bored,  and  measured  every  morning,  and  must  at  least 
be  four  or  five  inches  in  thickness  before  skating  is 
permitted  upon  it.  I  have  known  the  ice — I  believe  it 
was  in  the  "  eighties,"  anyhow  a  most  severe  winter — 
of  such  a  thickness  that  a  gentleman  drove  a  dogcart 
tandem  across  the  deepest  part  of  the  lake — a  freak,  of 
course,  possibly  for  a  wager,  for  all  I  know.  Taking 
advantage  of  the  early  morning,  when  things  are  toler- 
ably quiet,  he  succeeded  in  driving  safely  from  shore  to 
shore ;  he  did  not,  however,  escape  scot  free,  for  en- 
dangering his  own  and  other  people's  lives,  for  he  was 
met  on  the  other  side  by  a  police  constable,  the  result 


WINTER    IN    THE   PARK.  13 


being  a  summons  before  the  Magistrate  for  "  driving  on 
an  unauthorised  place,"  which  cost  him  a  little  for  his 
adventure. 

In  this  particular  month  (December,  my  first 
winter)  I  witnessed  a  sad  fatality  that  has  never  been 
erased  from  my  mind.  The  ice  at  this  time  was  about 
an  inch  or  two  in  thickness.  It  is  an  astonishing  fact 
that  at  the  first  appearance  of  frost,  and  when  the  ice 
will  hardly  more  than  bear  a  duck,  scores  of  people  will 
flock  down  to  the  sides,  with  their  skates  under  their 
arms,  and  look  most  wistfully  at  the  ice,  and  would 
really  risk  their  very  lives  if  it  were  not  for  the  police 
preventing  them.  In  the  case  I  am  about  to  relate  the 
poor  young  fellow  did  more  than  risk  it — for  he  lost  it. 
He  was  a  young  Belgian — of  good  position,  so  1  was 
informed — at  the  well-known  firm  of  Swan  and  Edgar, 
Drapers,  etc.,  Regent  Street,  who  had  come  over  here 
to  acquire  a  knowledge  of  the  business.  He,  with 
two  young  ladies,  about  eight  p.m.,  like  many  others, 
walked  down  to  the  Serpentine  in  hopes  of  "  having 
them  on  "  for  half-an-hour,  but,  to  his  dismay,  notice 
boards  and  police  were  there  prohibiting  anyone  doing 
so ;  I  suppose  the  temptation  was  too  strong,  for, 
watching  his  opportunity,  he,  I  was  told,  slipped  on 
his  skates  in  a  jiffey  and  soon  glided  about  fifty  yards 
from  the  shore  (this  was  at  the  east  end  of  the  lake, 
near  to  the  little  or  east  end  bridge),  but  he  had  not 
gone  more  than  that  distance  before  there  was  a 
crash,  and  in  he  went  into  about  eight  or  ten  feet  of 
water.  Shouts  and  screams  for  help  attracted  my  at- 
tention. 1  was  on  duty  near  "William's"  boat-house, 
and  ran  round  to  the  bridge.  I  could  just  see  the  poor 
fellow  in  the  darkness  clinging  to  an  expanding  ice-lad- 
der which  had  been  pushed  out  to  him.  Several  plucky 
attempts  had  been  made  to  rescue  him,  but  each  one 
on  going  on  the  ice  about  half-a-dozen  yards  went 
through,  and  had  to  scramble  back  the  best  way  they 
could.  Poor  old  John  Winnett,  the  ferry  boatman  on 
the  Serpentine  for  many  years,  arrived  on  the  scene 
with  his  cork  jacket,  and  he,  like  the  others,  had  not 
gone  far  before  the  ice  gave  way ;  but  his  jacket  kept 


14  HYDE    PARK. 


him  up,  and  he  battled  and  broke  away  at  the  ice  with 
one  of  the  long  drag  poles  like  a  good-one.  With 
strained  eyes  we  watched  him  as  he  crashed  his  way 
nearer  and  nearer  toward  the  drowning  man,  and,  I 
should  say,  got  within  half-a-dozen  yards,  when  we 
heard  an  awful  gasp  for  breath  from  the  head  we 
could  just  dimly  see  clinging  to  the  ladder,  and  all  at 
once  it  disappeared  beneath  the  ice.  It  was  all  over, 
he  had  held  on  till  exhaustion  and  cold  caused  him  to 
succumb.  It  was  distressing  to  hear  the  piteous  cries 
of  the  poor  young  ladies  who  had  accompanied  him. 
A  sledge*  boat  had  by  this  time  been  brought  up  by 
land ;  we  very  soon  launched  it,  and  broke  away  the  ice 
until  the  spot  was  reached.  With  pole-hooks  we  soon 
dragged  the  body  up,  and  got  it  ashore,  and  without  the 
least  delay  bore  it  to  the  Royal  Humane  Society's 
Receiving  House,  situate  on  the  north  side  of  the  Ser- 
pentine, where  all  possible  means  were  applied  to  restore 
animation  pending  the  arrival  of  a  doctor,  who  soon 
stated  it  was  of  no  avail.  A  sad  and  sudden  end,  I 
thought  to  a  fine  young  fellow !  When  stripped,  I 
never  saw  a  man  of  more  splendid  physique. 

Although  a  body  may  have  been  under  water  for 
some  considerable  time,  life  is  not  despaired  of  at  this 
Institution  (The  R.H.  Society's  Receiving  House).  The 
"Silvester"  method  of  "artificial  respiration  to  the 
apparently  drowned  "  is  energetically  applied  until  the 
arrival  of  a  doctor  who  decides  as  to  whether  or  not 
death  has  placed  their  efforts  beyond  all  doubt.  A  small 
pamphlet,  written  by  Dr.  Silvester,  on  the  treatment  of 
the  above,  and  obtainable  from  the  R.H.  Society,  con- 
tains invaluable  information  for  in  many  cases  a  steady 
and  persevering  application  has  been  rewarded  with 
gratifying  results. 

When  the  Serpentine  or  a  portion  of  it  is  reported 
to  be  safe,  all  is  plain  sailing,  and  it  is  a  fine  sight  to  see 
the  thousands  of  ladies  and  gentlemen,  soldiers,  boys  and 
girls,  all  intermixed,  enjoying  their  skating  and  sliding, 

*  Specially  built  for  and  supplied  by  the  R.H.S.  in  case  of  immersion. 
Sledge-like  runners  are  affixed  underneath  the  bottom  of  these  boats,  enabling 
them  to  be  easily  pushed  over  the  ice  cr  frosty  ground  to  wherever  they  may  be 
required. 


WINTER   IN   THE    PARK.  15 


The  evenings  on  such  occasions  are  novel  sights,  for 
probably  there  are  then  more  people  on  the  ice  than  in 
the  daytime.  The  shops  and  other  business  places 
being  closed,  it  becomes  practically  crowded.  To  stand 
on  the  Magazine  Bridge  and  witness  the  moving  mass  of 
lights,  made  up  of  torches,  Chinese  and  other  lanterns, 
etc.,  carried  by  the  skaters,  presents  a  most  fantastical 
scene.  One  thing  I  cannot  understand  ;  it  seems  to  me 
to  have  such  a  fascination  that  some  people  don't  care 
what  money  or  property  they  risk  in  order  to  indulge  in 
this  recreation.  On  the  announcement  that  the  ice  is 
safe,  so  many  tickets  or  permits  are  issued  for  the  hiring 
of  skates  at  the  Superintendent's  (of  the  Park)  Office, 
adjoining  the  Police  Station — Superintendent  Browne 
in  my  time — Mr.  J.  Gardner  now  holds  the  appointment 
— these  are  given  to  any  apparently  honest  applicant. 
There  is  usually  a  big  rush  for  them,  and,  unfortunately 
for  the  hirers,  they  are  not  all  honest.  These  men  stand 
on  the  side  of  the  ice  with  their  chairs,  the  tickets  pinned 
conspicuously  in  front  of  their  hats,  with  half-a-dozen  or 
so  pair  of  skates,  and  shout  "  On  or  off,  ladies  and  gents, 
skates  to  hire  !  Who'll  have  a  pair  on  ?  "  and  other  such 
inviting  exclamations  to  attract  attention.  They  charge, 
I  believe,  about  one  shilling  an  hour,  and  always  require 
a  deposit  on  the  skates.  I  have  known  plenty  of  cases 
where  people  have  left  five  or  six  shillings  on  a  pair  of 
skates  not  worth  eighteenpence;  they  take  the  number 
of  the  man's  card,  but,  on  their  return  the  man,  number, 
card,  and  all,  have  disappeared.  One  particular  case  I 
remember.  A  commercial  traveller  passing  through  the 
park  thought  he  would  like  to  "  have  a  pair  on."  He 
left  his  box  (or  bag)  of  samples  in  charge  of  one  of  these 
men  also  a  deposit  on  the  skates,  and  all  was  missing  on 
his  return.  He  came  to  the  station  and  reported  his 
loss.  He  said  they  would  be  of  little  or  no  value  to  the 
thief,  as  they  were  only  miniature  samples  of  cutlery. 
But  it  meant  a  loss  of  £20  to  him. 

Having  given  us  all  the  information  he  could,  the 
gentleman  was  assured  that  we  should  do  all  that  lay  in 
our  power  to  trace  the  man  that  had  charge  of  his 
property.  Still,  it  was  a  great  chance,  as  the  police 


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had  nothing  whatever  to  do  with  the  issuing  of  the 
tickets  to  these  men,  consequently  we  could  not  be 
responsible  for  the  correctness  of  names  and  addresses 
given  by  them.  As  it  was  getting  dusk,  the  Inspector, 
at  the  gentleman's  request,  sent  me  to  show  him  the 
way  to  Paddington  Station.  I  accompanied  him  across 
the  Park,  and  put  him  in  the  direct  street  for  that 
terminus.  He  thanked  me,  and  kindly  gave  me  a 
shilling  for  my  little  assistance,  but  he  appeared  very 
crestfallen,  and  I  could  not  help  feeling  sorry  to  see 
him  go  off  empty-handed  without  even  his  umbrella 
(which  he  had  also  left  with  his  case  of  samples). 
However,  I  believe  that  a  better  system  and  more 
precautions  are  now  taken  to  protect  the  public  in 
such  matters. 

Sometimes  a  rapid  thaw  would  set  in,  consequently 
it  became  necessary  to  clear  the  ice  (or  serious  results 
would  surely  follow) — not  an  easy  task,  for  all  the  warn- 
ing persuasion  and  shouting  "All  off  !  "  was  of  no  avail 
to  some  of  those  enthusiastic  skaters  who  would  persist 
in  dodging  and  evading  us.  It  was  very  amusing,  I  have 
no  doubt,  for  those  on  the  bank  to  stand  and  witness  us 
slipping  about  after  these  bravadoes ;  but  it  was  not  so 
with  us.  One  of  our  men,  I  remember,  received  a  severe 
cut  at  the  back  of  his  head  from  a  fall.  So  we  had  to 
resort  to  the  rope,  that  is  to  say,  one  of  the  long  ropes 
that  lie  on  the  bank  in  readiness  for  rescue  purposes  in 
cases  of  immersion,  was  brought  into  requisition.  Some 
dozen  of  us  with  this  extended  right  across  the  ice  and 
in  skirmishing  order,  proceeded  down  the  whole  length 
of  the  lake,  and  eventually  succeeded  in  making  a  clear- 
ance. I  scarcely  need  state  that  those  who  were  daring 
enough  (and  some  did)  to  evade  this  obstacle  were  lucky 
if  they  escaped  without  getting  tripped  up  on  their  back. 
This  comical  method  of  clearing  the  ice  by  the  police 
was  humorously  depicted  in  "  Punch,"  January,  1887. 

Although  having  served  twenty  years  in  Hyde  Park, 
I  am  not  going  to  attempt  to  enumerate  year  after  year 
in  succession  what  happened  to  the  end  of  that  period. 
In  fact  I  could  not  do  so.  I  kept  no  diary  while  in  the 
Service,  and,  as  I  have  already  stated,  never  dreamt  of 


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17 


writing  a  history  of  it.  Had  I  done  so  it  would  have 
been  comparatively  easy,  for  I  could  have  furnished 
myself  with  names,  dates,  etc.,  of  events  at  the  time ; 
but,  as  it  is,  I  have  had  to  tax  my  memory — I  am  thank- 
ful to  say  1  have  a  tolerably  good  one — and  hunt  up  old 
comrades  and  acquaintances  to  verify  anything  I  have 
a  doubt  about.  So  I  shall  refer  to  different  cases  and 
occurrences  that  the  police  have  to  deal  with  in  as 
interesting  a  form  as  I  can,  but  I  cannot  confine  myself 
consecutively. 


III.— ACCIDENTS   ON   THE   ROW,  Etc. 

ACCIDENTS  from  collisions  with  carriages,  and 
from  ridden  horses  bolting  or  stumbling,  are 
frequent  in  the  Season.  The  policeman  has 
to  be  most  cautious  in  the  case  of  a  collision  between 
two  vehicles;  he  must  be  cool  and  collected,  for 
there  is  a  lot  to  be  done  and  thought  of.  Should 
there  be  any  personal  injury,  it  must  be  attended  to 
first.  Medical  aid  must  be  procured,  either  by  sending 
for  a  doctor  or  conveying  the  injured  to  hospital.  The 
latter  is  the  usual  practice.  The  names  and  addresses 
of  the  owner  and  driver  of  each  vehicle,  and  of  the  in- 
jured persons,  the  damage  done,  whatever  it  may  be ; 
the  names  of  witnesses  (if  any),  position  of  vehicles,  etc. 
— all  must  be  dotted  down  in  the  pocket  or  report  book, 
and  a  nice  job  it  is.  Usually  when  a  collision  happens 
a  crowd  gets  round  in  a  very  short  time,  and  you  are 
sure  to  have  half-a-dozen  inquisitive  necks  stretched 
over  your  shoulder  or  arm  watching  you  write  down 
your  particulars.  I  have  had  to  elbow  my  way  out  of 
a  circle  of  these  intruders  many  a  time.  Personal 
injury  is  not  so  frequently  caused  from  carriage  acci- 
dents as  from  horses  ridden,  horses  bolting  with  the 
lady  or  gentleman  riding  on  the  Row,  or  stumbling  when 
going  over  the  stone  crossings,  are  daily  occurrences  ; 
and  I  have  seen  some  terrible  injuries  sustained  both 
by  rider  and  the  unfortunate  pedestrian  who  happens 
to  get  in  the  way.  The  Mounted  Police  in  the  Row 
have  done  some  very  good  service  in  such  cases.  One 
in  particular,  Constable  Dodd,  had  a  clever  method  of 
galloping  alongside  the  runaway  horse,  and  gradually 
pulling  it  up  by  the  reins.  1  know  he  had  been  rewarded 


ACCIDENTS   ON   THE    ROW,    ET<*.  19 


and  commended  by  the  Commissioner  for  his  pluck  a 
dozen  times,  to  say  nothing  of  the  many  gratuities  he 
had  presented  him  by  various  ladies  and  gentlemen  for 
services  rendered. 

The  late  Attorney-General,  Sir  Robert  Finlay, 
when  O.C.,  had  a  nasty  fall  from  his  horse  one  morning 
in  the  Row.  How  it  occurred  I  cannot  quite  call  to 
mind — whether  the  horse  bolted  or  whether  it  stumbled 
— but  he  had  struck  his  head  in  the  fall,  and  was  ren- 
dered unconscious.  I  happened  to  be  on  duty  at  Hyde 
Park  Corner  as  he  was  being  brought  along  on  the 
ambulance  by  Mr.  Hall,  the  Apsley  Gate-keeper.  I 
assisted  in  getting  him  into  St.  George's  Hospital, 
where  he  was  placed  on  a  couch,  and  soon  attended  by 
a  doctor.  On  recovering  consciousness  he  asked  what 
had  been  the  matter.  He  was  informed  by  a  gentleman 
friend  who  accompanied  him  what  had  occurred,  and 

he  replied,  "  Was  I  riding ?  "  (the  horse's  name). 

He  was  answered  in  the  affirmative.  I  remember  the 
late  Sir  James  Hannen,  who  frequently  walked  down 
the  side  of  Rotten  Row  on  his  way  to  the  Law  Courts, 
happened  to  be  passing  at  the  time,  and,  hearing  that 
it  was  the  eminent  O.C.  that  had  met  with  the  acci- 
dent, he  very  considerately  walked  over  to  St.  George's 
Hospital,  and  sent  in  his  card  to  Sir  Robert,  and  ex- 
pressed his  regret  at  what  had  happened  to  him.  I  am 
glad  to  say,  after  a  short  time,  Sir  Robert  was  able  to 
leave  the  hospital  and  proceed  home,  not  much  the 
worse. 

One  of  the  most  extraordinary  of  these  accidents 
that  I  know  of  happened  during  the  evening  ride  on  the 
Row.  Years  ago  the  evening  ride  between  five  and 
seven  was  then  as  fashionable  as  the  morning  is  at 
present.  In  fact,  I  have  seen  it  so  crowded  with  riders 
that  a  runaway  would  be  impossible,  even  if  one  were 
ever  so  inclined.  Those  were  the  times  when  that  elegant- 
looking  horse-woman  regularly  attended  the  evening 
ride — familiarly  known  on  the  Row  by  the  name  of 
"  Polly  Skittles."  Almost  first  to  arrive  and  last  to 
leave,  her  fine  figure,  and  beautiful  thoroughbred 
chestnut,  with  its  proud  arched  neck  and  high  step, 


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were  undoubtedly  objects  of  considerable  attraction. 
But  latterly  the  carriage  drive  only  is  indulged  in  during 
the  evening.  However,  on  the  occasion  I  was  about  to 
refer  to,  a  lady's  horse  bolted  up  the  Row,  and  galloped 
in  the  direction  of  Kensington  Gardens,  no  one  having 
succeeded  in  checking  its  career,  it  dashed  across  the 
roadway  at  the  top  of  the  "  Lady's  Mile,"  *  and  made 
an  attempt  to  jump  the  iron  rails  that  divide  Hyde  Park 
from  Kensington  Gardens  ;  these  rails,  which  are  about 
six  feet  high  and  pointed  at  the  top — luckily  perhaps  for 
the  lady — the  horse  was  unable  to  clear,  and  was  spiked 
through  the  shoulders,  where  it  hung — the  lady  pitched 
head  first  into  the  Gardens,  and  was  not  much  the 
worse  for  the  fall.  The  horse  was  eventually  removed 
and  destroyed. 

The  most  awful  fatal  accident  that  came  under  my 
observation,  caused  by  being  thrown  from  a  horse,  was 
in  the  case  of  Major  Macdonald,  of  the  -  -  High- 
landers. One  morning  as  he  was  cantering  off  the  Ride 
on  the  Bayswater  side  of  the  Park,  mounted  on  a  beau- 
tiful white  Arab,  he  was  returning  home  after  his 
morning's  ride,  going  over  the  stone  crossing  on  the 
roadway  near  the  Marble  Arch  Gate,  his  horse  stumbled 
and  slipped  forward,  pitching  the  Major  clean  out  of  the 
saddle  on  to  his  head,  inflicting  a  terrible  wound.  Death, 
I  should  say,  must  have  been  instantaneous,  but  he  was 
conveyed  with  all  possible  speed  on  the  ambulance  (one 
happened  to  be  stationed  near  the  Marble  Arch)  to 
St.  George's  Hospital,  and  the  House  Surgeon  was  soon 
in  attendance,  but  he  stated  him  to  be  dead.  Then 
came  the  question — Who  was  the  gentleman  ? — for  a 
gentleman  he  certainly  was  from  his  appearance,  and 
evidently  of  good  birth.  No  one  knew  at  the  time  of 
the  accident,  and  no  one  accompanied  us  to  the  hos- 
pital; but  the  most  astonishing  part  of  it  was  not  a 
card,  pocket-book,  letter  or  scrap  of  anything  could  the 

*  Tradition  gives  the  "  Lady's  Mile  "  originally  to  be  situate 
on  the  present  "  Ring  Road,"  on  the  north  side,  and  parallel 
with  the  Serpentine  ;  but  for  many  years  now  the  Straight  Mile 
on  the  "Row"  has  been  recognised  by  the  above  fashionable 
name. 


ACCIDENTS   ON   THE   ROW,   ETC.  21 


constable  or  I  find  on  his  person.  Search  as  we  did 
blood-saturated  as  some  of  them  were,  every  single 
garment,  pockets,  lining,  under-linen,  over  and  over 
again — there  was  not  even  an  article  of  jewellery  with 
name  or  initials  to  assist  us  in  his  identity — in  short, 
nothing  but  the  clothing  he  wore.  I  noticed  the  name 
of  the  maker  on  the  tab  or  loop  of  his  jacket.  This 
certainly  was  something  (as  I  once  traced  the  identity 
of  a  man  found  dead  in  Hyde  Park  by  the  maker's  name 
on  the  buttons  of  a  new  suit  of  clothing  he  had  on),  so 
I  at  once  directed  the  constable  to  go  to  that  establish- 
ment (in  Old  Bond  Street  or  Piccadilly  I  believe  it  was), 
with  a  description  of  the  suit — a  grey  tweed — and 
ascertain,  if  he  could,  any  information.  I  myself 
hastened  to  our  station,  with  a  full  description  of  the 
body  and  clothing,  which  was  speedily  telegraphed 
round  to  all  the  police  stations,  so  that  on  his  being 
missed,  enquiries  by  his  friends  at  any  police  station  in 
London  would  be  referred  to  Hyde  Park  for  particulars. 
Yet  things  must  not  rest  at  that ;  every  means  must  be 
resorted  to  in  order  to  get  the  body  identified  and 
friends  informed  as  soon  as  possible — that  is  the  first 
and  bounden  duty  of  the  police  in  a  fatal  case.  The 
Arab  horse  had  been  brought  to  the  station  and  secured 
in  the  stable  yard,  apparently  none  the  worse  for  the 
fall.  Then  it  occurred  to  me,  and  the  Inspector  on  duty, 
that  possibly  some  information  from  one  of  the  pro- 
prietors of  the  many  livery  stables,  horse  repositories, 
etc.,  in  the  vicinity  of  the  Marble  Arch,  might  be  obtained 
concerning  the  Arab.  On  this  errand  I  at  once  started. 
I  am  sure  I  had  a  good  two  hours'  tramping  from  one 
yard  to  another  without  success,  and  was  almost  giving 
it  up  and  going  back  to  the  station  to  see  if  any  news 
had  arrived,  when  I  looked  in  at  "  Hetherington's," 
Edgware  Road,  and  after  again  relating  the  occurrence, 
Mr.  Hetherington  gravely  shook  his  head  and  said  he 
was  sorry  he  could  not  assist  me  in  the  matter ;  but 
a  gentleman  who  happened  to  be  in  the  office,  and  had 
heard  what  had  passed,  said  to  me  as  I  was  about  to 
leave :  "  1  believe  I  have  seen  a  white  Arab  come  out 
of  a  mews  near  Portman  Square."  I  quickly  proceeded 


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to  that  neighbourhood,  which  of  course  is  only  a  few 
minutes'  walk,  and  after  a  few  enquiries  I  found  the 
stables  where  an  Arab  was  kept,  and,  I  am  glad  to  say, 
the  one  in  question,  for  I  was  soon  informed  the  name 
and  address  of  the  deceased  gentleman  by  the  groom, 
who  also  said  he  had  been  anxiously  waiting  hours  for 
the  return  of  the  horse  and  his  master. 


IV.— BATHING  IN  THE  SERPENTINE. 

course  most  people  who  come  to  the  Park  of 
an  evening  are  aware  of  the  swarm  of  small 
boys  who  assemble  on  the  bathing  ground  (or 
space),  some  four  hundred  yards  allotted  for  that 
purpose  on  the  south  shore,  who  have  been  waiting 
hours  before  the  time,  especially  after  a  hot  day  in 
July  ;  (they  come  in  droves  and  batches  from  all 
quarters  of  London)  anxiously  looking  for  the  signal  to 
plunge  in — and  this  signal  was  the  approach  of  the 
Royal  Humane  Society  boats  from  the  opposite  side  of 
the  water,  exactly  at  half-past  seven,  to  be  in  readiness 
to  render  assistance  to  any  of  the  bathers  that  may  be 
in  danger  of  drowning — three  as  a  rule,  one  at  each  end 
of  the  boundary  and  one  in  the  centre. 

I  assure  you  it  is  no  easy  job  for  the  police  a  few 
minutes  before  the  approach  of  these  boats  to  keep 
them  from  undressing  and  plunging  in,  the  eagerness 
of  the  young  rascals  being  so  great.  When  I  say  "  un- 
dressing" I  mean  stripping  off  what  little  they  have 
on — the  word  is  superfluous,  for  to  keep  them  from  un- 
dressing long  before  the  time  was  a  matter  of  impossi- 
bility; it  appeared  a  certain  amount  of  gratification  to 
them  to  undress,  and  it  was  only  with  firmness  and 
intimidation  of  sending  them  away  altogether  that  they 
could  be  prevailed  upon  to  squat  about  with  even  their 
shirts  on.  We  usually  supplied  ourselves  with  a  light 
stick  or  cane,  and  shook  it  at  them  in  a  threatening 
manner,  occasionally  impressing  upon  them  the  fact 
that  they  would  get  a  taste  of  it,  if  they  did  not  behave 
themselves,  or  we  should  have  been  overrun  ;  and  even 
when  the  boats  did  appear,  and  the  shout  went  up — 
"  All  in!  "  I  have  been  in  a  state  of  suspense  while  the 
boats  were  coming  across,  as  in  sheer  excitement  the 
smaller  ones  were  so  apt  to  get  out  of  their  depth.  But 
it  is  surprising — owing,  1  believe,  to  the  promptness  and 


24  HYDE   PARK. 


watchfulness  of  the  R.H.S.'s  boatmen  under  Mr.  Supt. 
Horton — that  very  few  casualties  happen ;  and  when 
you  come  to  consider,  three  men  have  to  keep  at  this 
particular  rush  (I  don't  think  I  shall  be  exaggerating) 
between  six  and  seven  hundred  bathers,  young  and  old, 
under  their  observation,  I  think  you  will  admit  all  credit 
is  due  to  this  Society.  A  scene  of  excitement  now  takes 
place,  the  splashing,  laughing  and  yelling  one  to  another 
in  their  intense  delight  for  the  first  few  minutes  are 
perfectly  deafening,  and  is  heard  almost  all  over  the 
Park ;  many,  I  am  sure,  hear  this  din  and  wonder 
where  it  proceeds  from. 

After  the  bathe  and  the  excitement  are  over,  then 
comes  the  dressing  business,  and  often  trouble  with  it, 
for  I  have  frequently  known  a  youngster's  neighbour 
take  a  fancy  for  his  superior  pair  of  boots,  leaving  his 
inferior  pair  instead,  and  often  not  even  that  considera- 
tion shown,  to  say  nothing  of  the  squabbles  one  with 
another  brought  about  by  the  intermixing  of  each  other's 
clothing. 

So  much  for  evening  bathing.  Just  a  little  about 
the  morning — that  takes  place  from  five  to  eight  o'clock, 
all  the  year  round.  This  may  be  doubted,  so  far  as  the 
attendance  is  concerned,  but  it  is  actually  true,  for,  frost 
or  no  frost,  there  are  an  exceptional  few  elderly  bathers 
who  come  regularly  and  have  their  morning  dip  ;  even 
should  the  ice  be  ever  so  thick,  they  manage  to  keep  a 
sufficient  space  so  as  to  have  a  plunge  at  this  one 
particular  spot.  I  have  often  seen  them  with  a  drag 
pole  breaking  the  ice  which  had  frozen  since  the 
morning  before. 

There  is  also  the  Christmas  morning  swimming  race 
by  members  of  the  Serpentine  Swimming  Club,  of  course 
weather  permitting;  what  I  mean  to  say  is,  let  the 
weather  be  ever  so  rough  and  cold,  if  the  frost  has  not 
been  too  severe  and  the  course  is  clear  of  ice,  the  race 
comes  off — about  a  hundred  yards,  I  believe,  and  quite 
far  enough  too,  for  the  competitors  are  very  glad  to  get 
out  and  dress ;  they  have  plenty  of  attendance  from 
their  friends,  who  supply  them  with  liberal  drinks  of 
hot  rum  and  milk  to  drive  the  cold  out.  If  any  of  my 


BATHING   IX   THE   SERPENTINE.  25 

readers  have  any  doubt  as  to  the  authenticity  of  this 
race  taking  place  (it  certainly  sounds  incredible),  I  would 
refer  them  to  the  Sporting  Life  newspaper  or  the  Secre- 
tary of  the  S.S.C.,  Mr.  Rowlly,  and  they  will  soon  be 
assured  on  the  matter.  The  summer  morning  bathing 
is  much  more  pleasant  to  stand  about  and  witness.  1 
have  seen  some  fine  short  distance  handicap  races  given 
there  by  the  above  club  during  bathing  hours.  Some 
of  my  readers  may  remember  Dave  Ainsworth,  the 
champion  short  distance  swimmer,  an  old  member  of 
the  S.S.C.  Of  course  he  was  always  scratch  man  in  a 
race.  I  have  seen  the  limit  man  in  a  hundred  yards 
race  apparently  within  twenty  yards  of  the  winning  flag 
before  the  starter,  with  watch  in  hand,  has  given  Dave 
the  word  "  Go."  He  has  gone  off  the  diving  plank  like 
an  arrow,  and  ploughed  through  the  water  after  the 
style  of  a  little  steam  launch — pass  a  dozen,  and  nearly, 
if  not  quite,  win.  I  have  witnessed  these  races  many 
times  with  great  interest. 

A  race  introduced  since  my  time,  but  most  cer- 
tainly worthy  of  mention  for  its  humane  idea,  is  the 
Lord  Howard  de  Walden's  "  Clothes  Race  "  (everything 
on — no  undressing) ;  it  is  generously  encouraged  with 
prizes  given  by  that  nobleman  and  also  by  Mr.  Burdett 
Coutts.  Other  gentlemen  also  present  prizes  to  be  com- 
peted for  in  the  ordinary  races.  Last,  but  not  least,  is  a 
handsome  cup  presented  annually  by  the  proprietors  of 
The  Daily  Telegraph  newspaper,  known  as  the  "  Daily 
Telegraph  Cup." 

I  may  add  the  police  are  always  on  duty  there 
during  bathing  hours,  to  see  that  the  rules  of  the  Park 
are  not  infringed. 


V.— SUNDAY    IN    HYDE    PARK. 

|gft||LTHOUGH  (to  speak  my  mind  frankly)  I  never 
fPffl  cared  for  Sunday  duty,  yet  1  must  say  I  have 
passed  away  some  pleasant  hours,  as  it  was 
entirely  different  and  a  change  from  the  week-day 
routine.  Sunday  in  Hyde  Park  has  a  very  different 
aspect  to  the  week-day.  People  using  Hyde  Park  on 
a  week-day  and  not  on  a  Sunday,  and  people  using 
it  on  a  Sunday  and  not  on  a  week-day,  take  little  or 
no  notice ;  but  people  using  it  both  days  must  observe 
a  great  contrast,  especially  in  the  summer.  The 
carriage  drive,  with  its  long  rank  of  traffic  consisting 
of  broughams,  curricles,  landaus,  etc.,  some  standing, 
some  moving.  On  Sunday,  with  the  exception  of  a 
bicycle  or  motor"  passing  through,  scarcely  a  vehicle  is 
to  be  seen.  Rotton  Row,  with  its  numerous  riders 
galloping  to  and  fro — to-day  not  a  single  one.  The  Ser- 
pentine, dotted  all  over  with  its  pleasure  boats — not  one 
to  be  seen  until  the  afternoon,  with  the  exception  of  a 
few  model  yachts  (if  there  is  any  breeze)  being  sailed 
across  by  some  elderly  men  who  take  an  interest  in  this 
simple  amusement  on  Sunday  mornings.  All  is  peace 
and  tranquility. 

On  the  banks  of  the  Serpentine — here  certainly  the 
peacefulness  is  somewhat  disturbed  by  the  barking  of 
dogs  in  their  delight  at  jumping  into  the  water  after 
sticks  thrown  in  by  their  owners ;  but  this  chiefly  hap- 
pens in  the  morning  only,  and  of  course  is  only  a  minor 
matter.  The  sides  of  the  Row,  the  Flower  Walk,  and 
the  different  paths,  say  from  about  eleven  to  one  o'clock, 
are  thronged  with  people  of  all  classes,  but  quiet  and 
orderly.  Then  there  is  what  is  called  the  "  Church 
Parade,"  which  extends  from  Rotton  Row  as  far  as 

*  I  may  here  remark,  electric  and  motor  cars  in  the  Park 
when  I  left  were  not  nearly  so  common  as  at  the  present  time, 
and  I  must  pass  on  without  a  single  incident  concerning  that 
now  fashionable  equipage. 


SUNDAY   IX    HYDE    PARK.  27 

Grosvenor  Gate.  This  so-called  church  parade  is 
composed  principally  of  the  nobility  who  reside  in 
the  neighbourhood  of  the  Park  and  like  a  short  con- 
stitutional walk  before  returning  home  after  attending 
the  morning  service.  On  a  fine  day  this  in  itself  is  a 
sight  worth  witnessing — the  varied  tints  and  colours  of 
the  ladies'  dresses  and  sunshades  produce  a  brilliant 
scene,  exceptionally  so  on  what  is  termed  "  Ascot 
Sunday,"  being  the  Sunday  following  the  races.  The 
path  from  the  Achilles  Statue  to  Stanhope  Gate  I 
have  frequently  seen  so  crowded  that  one  could  only 
move  at  a  snail's  pace.  Also  the  "  Flower  Walk," 
between  Stanhope  and  Grosvenor  Gates  is  a  favourite 
stroll. 

I  will  now  pass  over  till  about  six  o'clock,  and  intro- 
duce my  readers  to  the  so-called  "Vanity  Fair,"  and  that 
is  a  triangular-shaped  lawn,  situate  between  the  Achilles 
Statue  and  Stanhope  Gate,  fronting  the  carriage  drive, 
and  immediately  opposite  Hamilton  Gardens.  A  path 
some  five  hundred  yards  long,  which  bears  the  name  of 
the  "  Lover's  Walk,"  runs  at  the  rear,  with  its  beautiful 
avenue  of  trees  giving  it  a  pleasant-looking  background. 
Why  this  particular  spot  is  called  "Vanity  Fair"  I 
could  not  explain.  I  can  only  say  this,  that  undoubtedly 
the  very  elite  and  cream  of  London  Society,  will  be 
found  there  at  this  time  during  the  Season,  having  a 
chat  and  tete-a-tetc  prior  to  going  home  to  dine.  Not 
an  inch  of  ground  or  a  single  chair  but  what  is  occupied, 
and  I  believe  there  are  some  thousands. 

By  seven  o'clock  most  have  left,  and  there  is  nothing 
to  remain  for.  Sometimes  an  umbrella,  parasol,  or  fan, 
or  other  article  may  be  left  on  a  chair,  which  is  taken 
charge  of  by  the  police,  the  loser  being  able  to  regain  it 
if  applied  for  at  the  station. 

I  shall  now  proceed  towards  the  Marble  Arch, 
where  religious  and  other  small  gatherings  are  held  on 
the  grass  near  that  gate  about  this  time.  The  Church 
Army  usually  occupy  the  corner  of  the  Broad  Path,  and 
in  close  proximity  others  of  different  sects,  etc. ;  you  can 
hear  the  Atheist  holding  discussions  with  the  Christian 
(a  time  limit  being  mutually  arranged  for  each  speaker), 


28  HYDE   PARK. 


in  fact,  orators — or  rather  would-be  orators — of  all  classes 
venting  their  preconceived  notions,  grievances,  etc.,  which 
ever  the  case  may  be.  Sometimes  they  get  very  warm  in 
their  debates,  consequently  it  is  necessary  for  the  police 
to  be  near  in  case  of  disorder.  A  little  farther  down 
on  the  grass,  and  almost  opposite  Brook  Street  Gate, 
Mr.  Charles  Cooke  holds  his  Sunday  Evening  Prayer 
Meetings — the  earnest  evangelist — who,  for  the  past 
thirty  years  every  summer  conducts  his  Sunday  even- 
ing services  on  this  particular  spot.  A  more  orderly 
and  better  conducted  gathering  one  could  not  desire ; 
the  singing  of  his  choir  I  used  to  stand  and  listen  to 
with  pleasure,  although  perhaps  our  presence  was  really 
not  necessary;  still  one  never  knows  in  Hyde  Park  when 
some  rowdy  person  or  other  is  likely  to  come  along  and 
cause  a  disturbance,  and  I  think  Mr.  Cooke  was  always 
pleased  to  see  the  man  in  blue  standing  on  the  outskirts 
of  his  meeting. 

The  shades  of  night  are  gathering  around,  most  of 
the  meetings  have  sung  their  last  hymn  and  dispersed, 
a  few  certainly  are  standing  in  groups  and  holding  little 
arguments,  but  all  is  quiet ;  and  I  hear  the  strains  of 
the  band  playing  "  God  Save  the  Queen,"  which  means 
it  is  just  on  ten  o'clock,  and  so  ends  my  tour  of  duty, 
and  I  make  my  way  to  our  station.  One  of  the  Guards 
Bands,  as  most  people  are  aware,  now  plays  in  the 
band-stand  (situate  near  Hyde  Park  Corner)  on  Sunday 
evenings  from  7  till  9  p.m. ;  but  during  my  service  a 
band  under  the  direction  of  Mr.  V.  L.  Shotton  played 
from  7  till  10  p.m.,  as  on  a  week-day  during  the  present 
summer  months. 


VI.— MEET    OF    THE    FOUR-IN-HAND 
AND   COACHING   CLUBS. 

Meets  of  the  above  in  Hyde  Park  are  red 
letter  days  to  the  police,  and  I  believe  the 
general  public  are  equally  interested,  judging 
from  the  attendance  to  witness  these  fashionable 
"  turn-outs."  They  are  undoubtedly  one  of  the 
greatest  attractions  of  the  London  Season.  I  am  not 
going  to  attempt  to  describe  the  origin  or  merits  of 
these  particular  clubs  any  more  than  saying  that  none 
but  the  highest  noblemen  of  the  land  are  members  of 
either;  my  humble  efforts  are  simply  confined  to  police 
duty  on  these  occasions.  As  I  said  before,  we  looked 
forward  to  these  events  with  anxiousness,  as  we  prided 
ourselves  on  having  carried  out  this  duty  on  our  own — 
no  assistance  from  outside  divisions,  and,  judging  from 
the  congratulatory  letters  received  by  the  Commissioner 
from  the  Secretary  of  the  Clubs,  I  believe  everything 
was  done  satisfactorily.  Every  man  available,  of  course, 
was  required,  for  I  must  say  in  all  my  experience  there 
was  only  one  occasion  that  a  greater  number  of  people 
would  come  to  the  Park,  and  that  was  on  the  occasion 
of  Her  Majesty  the  late  Queen  Victoria  driving  through 
the  Park  in  the  Season  on  her  return  journey  from 
Buckingham  Palace  to  Windsor,  usually  about  5  p.m. ; 
in  the  ordinary  way  the  Park  is  pretty  full  at  that  time, 
but  the  desire  to  see  Her  Majesty  and  that  combined, 
I  must  give  that  occasion  precedence.  Of  course,  I  am 
speaking  of  annual  events,  not  of  those  that  would 
crop  up  promiscuously,  such  as  large  political  demon- 
strations, etc. 

But  to  return  to  the  principal  topic  of  this  chapter. 
There  were  usually  two  Meets  each  of  these  clubs  during 
the  season,  as  a  rule  one  each  before  Ascot  and  one  each 
before  Goodwood  Race  Meetings."  One  o'clock  was  the 

•  One  out  of  the  four  of  these  Meets  usually  takes  place  in 
St.  James's  Park,  on  the  Horse  Guards'  Parade,  at  six  o'clock 
in  the  evening  -invariably  the  last  of  the  Season. 


30  HYDE   PARK. 

hour  for  the  Meet  to  start,  and  about  half  an  hour  before 
that  time  they  commenced  to  assemble  on  a  fine  piec< 
of  carriage  roadway,  some  hundred  and  fifty  yards  long 
and  between  twenty  and  thirty  wide,  in  close  proximity 
to  the  Magazine.     We  always  paraded  about  twelve 
o'clock  under  the  trees  in  front  of   this  spot,  and  each 
man  told  off  to  his  respective  post  by  the  inspector  in 
charge     And  very  soon  work  commences,  for  carriages, 
broughams,  landaus,  etc.,  begin  to  come  from  all  direc- 
tions to  take  up  their  positions;   these  the  police  have 
to  rank  in  as  even  and  close  as  possible,  each  side  c 
the   road,   and    take   particular   notice   that   only   i 
authorised  ranks  take  up  a  position,  double  rank  one 
side   and   single   the   other;    but,   of    course,   this   i 
depends  upon  the  width  of  the  road  and  at  the  discre- 
tion of  the  inspector  in  charge,  where  he  considerec 
necessary  that  every  facility  be  given  for  the  coaches  to 
pass.     The  route  usually  taken  is,  starting  at  the  Maga- 
zine, along  Ring  Road  to  Hyde  Park  Corner    turning 
to  right  up  Carriage  Road  via  Albert,  Prince  of  Wales, 
and   Alexandra   Gates,   leaving   the    Park   by  Queen's 
Gate.    As  the  coaches  approach  the  starting  or  meeting 
place  they  are   met  and  escorted  by  a  mounted  con- 
stable, and  placed  in  their  respective  positions  by  the 
orders  of  the  Secretary,  Mr.  F.  R.  Lovegrove,  who  is  o 
the  ground  ready  waiting  for  them.     I   must  refer  my 
readers  to  the  members  of  the  Press  for  a  description 
of  these  beautiful,  high-mettled,  prancing  "teams"— it  is 
not  in  my  power  to  give  them  half  the  praise  they  de 
serve,  and  I  am  not  going  to  attempt  it ;  but  I  certainly 
read  the  reports  in  the  newspapers  with  pleasure,  and  not 
only  of  the  horses,  but  the  owner  on  the  box,  with  reins 
and  whip  in  hand,  and  the  other  occupants  are  all  given 
in  the  most  minute  details  by  these  gentlemen. 

No  vehicle  of  any  kind  is  allowed  on  the  space 
allotted  to  the  "  Meet "  with  one  exception—  Her 
Majesty  Queen  Alexandra  (when  Princess  of  Wales), 
driving  in  her  phaeton  and  pair.  Her  Royal  Highness 
was  one  of  the  earliest  to  arrive  on  the  ground,  and 
appeared  to  take  great  interest  in  the  teams  as  they 
arrived.  Equestrians  were  permitted  to  rank  close  to 


MEET   OF  THE   COACHING   CLUBS.  31 

the  iron  rails  on  the  side  of  the  roadway,  and,  of  course, 
plenty  of  pedestrians  would  get  in  front  of  them,  and 
as  close  to  the  coaches  as  the  police  would  allow.  My 
post  for  several  years,  in  fact  up  to  the  time  I  retired, 
was  on  the  Serpentine  Bridge — myself  and  two  con- 
stables, one  at  each  side.  My  orders  were  that  no 
vehicle  of  any  kind  was  to  remain  on  or  near  the 
approaches  to  the  bridge ;  and  a  harassing  time  it  was, 
for  what  with  the  turning  back  of  the  excess  traffic 
when  the  ranks  en  route  were  full,  and  loitering  and 
grumbling  cabmen  who  persisted  they  had  been  in- 
structed to  wait  for  their  fares,  it  was  no  easy  matter 
to  carry  out,  and  I  was  most  thankful  when  the  signal 
was  given  the  coaches  had  started.  My  orders  also 
were  that  on  the  last  coach  leaving  the  Magazine  I 
should  at  once  proceed  with  my  two  men  to  Queen's  Gate, 
and  prevent  any  obstruction  to  the  teams  leaving  the 
Park  on  their  way  to  Hurlingham  or  Ranelagh,  and  as 
there  were  no  police  to  be  spared  prior  to  this,  we  had 
to  lose  no  time  in  getting  there.  I  usually  cut  across 
the  corner  of  Kensington  Gardens,  and  have  run  nearly 
the  whole  way  ;  and  we  were  not  the  only  ones  that 
hurried  up,  for  when  the  last  coach  had  left,  a  rush, 
almost  amounting  to  a  stampede,  occurs,  for  equestrians, 
pedestrians  and  vehicles  made  a  pell-mell  rush  over  the 
bridge  for  the  Alexandra  and  Queen's  Gates,  to  see 
them  pass  by.  This  in  itself  is  an  amusing  spectacle 
to  witness ;  everyone  seems  in  a  good  humour,  and 
takes  a  delight  in  this  sharp  rush  for  a  few  minutes, 
after  standing  about  for  so  long.  I  have  never  known 
of  any  accident  in  consequence,  for,  as  I  have  said,  the 
bridge  and  road  were  comparatively  free  of  traffic,  so 
they  had  a  clear  course  for  their  run. 

The  whole  of  the  coaches  do  not  proceed  to  Hurling- 
ham ;  a  few  of  the  members,  upon  arriving  at  Queen's 
Gate,  will  turn  round  and  drive  through  the  Park  again 
until  time  to  go  home  for  luncheon.  There  were  usually 
about  twenty  members — sometimes  more,  sometimes 
less — attend  their  respective  club  meets. 


VII.— VAGRANTS. 

"  Homeless,  ragged  and  tanned, 

Under  the  changeful  sky, 
Who  so  free  in  the  land  ? 
Who  so  contented  as  I  ?  " 

(Old  Song)  "  The  Vagabond." 

iGABONDS,  tramps,  casuals  of  all  classes,  have 
free  access  to  the  Park.  On  a  hot  summer's 
day,  passing  from  the  Marble  Arch  Gate  down 
by  the  side  of  the  North  Ride,  they  may  be  seen 
stretched  out  on  the  grass  basking  in  the  sun  like 
alligators.  At  least  they  were  pretty  well  allowed  to 
do  so  during  -my  service,  for  the  simple  reason  that 
there  was  no  rule  that  one  could  with  confidence  act 
upon  to  prevent  them.  But,  thank  goodness,  a  more 
stringent  and  peremptory  rule  has  been  recently  intro- 
duced, which  I  hope  will  in  time  be  the  means  of 
exterminating  these  objectionable-looking  characters 
from  the  Park  altogether.  This  duty  had  to  be  done 
very  cautiously.  To  nine  people  out  of  every  ten  who 
came  into  the  Park  it  was  a  most  unpleasant  sight  to 
see  these  dirty,  ragged,  greasy-looking  fellows  lying, 
some  on  the  broad  of  their  backs,  with  mouths  open, 
snoring  away  to  their  heart's  content.  Often  we  used 
to  try  and  get  rid  of  them  by  rousing  them  up  and 
ordering  them  outside,  and,  if  possible,  could  prove  they 
were  breaking  the  then  existing  rule,  they  were  occa- 
sionally taken  to  the  station  and  charged.  But  one 
never  knew  when  some  interfering  person  or  other 
would  come  to  the  policeman  and  demand  to  know  the 
reason  he  was  disturbed — "What  harm  has  he  done? 
It  is  a  free  Park,"  and  so  on ;  possibly  not  any  harm, 
yet  it  is  our  duty  to  ascertain  if  those  apparently  asleep 
are  dead  or  alive.  (It  was  not  unusual  to  find  one  dead 
— I  have  done  so.)  And  these  busybodies,  not  content 
with  the  explanation  given,  will  even  then  write  and 
complain  of  the  constable's  "  unnecessary  interference." 
I  have  had  practical  experience  with  such  people. 


VAGRANTS.  33 


The  enforcement  of  the  rule  introduced  some  year  or 
two  ago,  forbidding  reciting,  comic  sketches  in  character, 
palmistry,  etc.,  by  some  tag,  rag  and  bobtail  lot  who  found 
it  a  paying  game  in  the  Park,  these  disgraceful  exhibitions 
soon  disappeared — for  why  ?  Because  it  was  compara- 
tively easy  for  the  policeman  to  stop  their  "  business," 
or  if  they  persisted  they  very  soon  made  acquaintance 
with  the  Magistrate.  Just  opposite  the  Marble  Arch 
Gate  was  a  hunting  ground  for  this  class  of  people,  and 
I  should  think  a  little  gold  mine  for  the  palmists,  judging 
from  the  number  of  simpletons — I  can  call  them  nothing 
else — male  and  female,  who  appeared  so  eager  to  pay 
their  sixpence  to  have  their  hand  felt  and  a  few  suave 
words  whispered  in  their  ear. 

I  have  seen  two  or  three  at  a  time  doing  quite  a 
brisk  trade,  but,  of  course,  the  rule  prohibiting  "  un- 
authorised persons  from  soliciting  or  collecting  money  " 
soon  enabled  the  police  to  put  a  stop  to  all  that.  But 
in  the  case  of  vagrants  it  is  not  such  plain  sailing ;  for 
my  readers  must  not  jump  to  the  conclusion  that  all  the 
people  they  see  asleep  on  the  grass  are  tramps  and 
loafers.  Take,  for  instance,  a  rough-looking  but  honest 
working-man,  who  has  left  his  home  at  Hammersmith 
at  four  o'clock  in  the  morning,  and  walked  up  to  and 
about  the  West  End  for  hours,  like  hundreds  do,  and 
even  then  fails  to  get  a  job.  He  has  to  return  home 
tired,  footsore  and  down-hearted,  and  crossing  the  Park 
the  temptation  to  resist  a  "  downer  "  is  too  strong.  The 
result  is  he  falls  asleep. 

I  have  come  across  these  poor  fellows  many  a  time, 
and  usually  on  being  awakened  they  will  be  up  and  off 
without  a  word ;  but  not  so  with  the  vagrant.  He  is 
annoyed  at  being  disturbed,  and  will  ask,  "What's  up?" 

I  could  keep  on  writing  of  one  incident  and  another 
concerning  this  duty,  but  what  I  have  said  I  hope  will 
convey  to  my  readers  the  caution  the  police  have  to 
exercise  in  weeding  out  the  habitual  loafers ;  as  I  have 
had  no  experience  under  the  new  rule,  it  is  not  for  me 
to  comment  as  to  the  result  it  may  or  may  not  have, 
but  I  may  be  permitted  to  say  that  I  believe,  with  a 
little  patience  this,  like  other  past  grievances,  will  cease 


34  HYDE    PARK. 


to  exist.  For,  after  all,  people  must  not  forget — dirty 
and  unsightly  as  the  vagrant  may  appear — he  is  mortal 
like  the  rest  of  us,  and  cannot  be  swept  away  all  at  once 
like  so  much  refuse.  One  never  knows  under  what 
circumstances  some  of  them  have  drifted  into  this 
deplorable  state.  I  have  no  desire  to  be  sentimental— 
that  must  not  stand  in  the  way  of  duty — still,  it  can  be 
tempered  with  a  little  common  humanity.  There  was 
one  man  at  all  events  who  sympathised  with  these  poor 
wretches — Charles  Lamb  Kenney — judging  from  the 
pathetic  words  of  his  song,  with  the  first  verse  of  which 
I  headed  this  chapter,  and  with  the  last  I  will  close. 

"  Once,  tender  love  watched  by  my  side, 

Now,  from  above,  her  angel's  my  guide, 
When  heaven  above  asks  my  last  breath, 
Angel  love  smile  on  the  vagabond's  death." 


VIII.— SUICIDES. 

^^U  1C  IDES    in   Hyde    Park,   unfortunately,  were   of 
HE!     a   very  frequent   occurrence.      Drowning   in  the 

Serpentine  was  usually  the  method  adopted. 
The  revolver  and  poison  are  often  resorted  to,  and 
even  hanging  in  the  trees.  I  knew  of  one  case  where 
the  body  of  a  man  was  discovered  in  broad  daylight 
suspended  by  a  piece  of  cord  from  the  bough  of  a  tree 
situated  between  the  Marble  Arch  Gate  and  Police 
Station.  One  of  the  most  determined  suicides  was  a 
man  who  stood  on  the  parapet  of  the  West  or  Magazine 
Bridge,  shot  himself  with  a  revolver  through  the  head, 
and  fell  backwards  into  the  water.  Another  came  under 
my  own  personal  observation.  I  was  on  duty  one  morn- 
ing near  Stanhope  Gate,  and  was  informed  that  on  a 
seat  a  little  distance  away  a  man  was  bleeding  from  the 
throat.  On  my  arrival  at  the  spot  indicated  I  could  see 
nothing  of  the  man,  but  was  attracted  by  a  trail  of  blood 
on  a  path  leading  to  the  Serpentine.  This  I  followed  in 
that  direction,  thinking  he  had  made  for  the  water,  but 
being  unable  to  obtain  any  further  trace  of  him,  I  went 
to  the  R.H.S.  Receiving  House  for  the  purpose  of  in- 
forming the  officials,  who  would  at  once  search  the 
vicinity  in  a  boat.  Upon  my  arriving  there  it  appeared 
information  had  already  been  given,  for  the  dead  body 
of  a  man  had  just  been  taken  out  of  the  water,  and 
undoubtedly  the  one  I  was  in  pursuit  of,  for  there  was 
a  frightful  gash  in  the  throat. 

In  this  brief  reference  to  these  regrettable  affairs, 
I  must  relate  one  more,  for  whenever  I  have  a  walk  in 
the  Park,  and  should  I  cross  the  Magazine  Bridge,  the 
occurrence  I  am  about  to  relate  usually  comes  to  my  mind. 

I  was  on  evening  duty  (5  p.m.  to  1  a.m.),  and  on  my 
way  to  make  my  last  visit  to  the  constables  on  duty  at 
the  Albert  Memorial,  and  was  crossing  the  bridge  as 
Big  Ben  was  striking  twelve,  when  I  heard  a  sound  not 
unlike  the  discharge  of  firearms  come  from  the  direction 


36  HYDE    PARK. 


of  the  south  bank  of  the  Serpentine.  It  was  not  a  sharp 
bang,  but  a  thuddy,  suppressed  kind  of  report.  I  stopped 
short  and  listened  .  .  .  but  could  hear  nothing  more, 
only  the  last  strokes  of  the  clock  booming  in  the  dis- 
tance, and  all  was  still !  Then  came  the  question — 
"  What  was  it  ?  "  and  the  cause.  It  certainly  sounded  like 
a  revolver  or  something  of  the  kind — possibly  some  poor 
wretch  putting  a  tragic  end  to  his  existence,  or  perhaps 
only  some  half-drunken  characters  passing  through  the 
Park  "  having  a  lark,"  as  they  call  it,  for  there  are  all 
sorts  of  strange  noises  in  the  evening  made  by  people 
on  their  way  home  ;  but  I  must  confess  this  struck  me 
as  something  out  of  the  ordinary.  However,  I  tried  to 
persuade  myself  it  was  of  no  consequence,  for,  having  been 
on  my  legs  for  nearly  eight  hours,  I  was  not  very  anxious 
to  go  out  of  my  way  and  look  for  a  case  of  suicide,  espe- 
cially on  the  off  chance  of  one  not  having  been  committed. 

At  any  rate,  whatever  it  may  have  been,  I  would 
have  the  night  duty  constable  informed,  so  that  he 
would  give  an  extra  look  over  that  particular  part  of 
his  beat.  Having  thus  decided,  I  accordingly  proceeded 
on  my  way  through  Kensington  Gardens  to  the  Albert 
Memorial,  made  my  visit,  and  retraced  my  steps  with 
the  intention  of  going  to  our  station  (to  get  to  which  I 
should  have  to  re-cross  the  bridge  again),  for  with 
some  reports,  etc.,  that  I  should  have  to  enter,  the 
whole  of  my  time  would  be  busily  engaged  up  to  the 
end  of  my  tour  of  duty. 

But  when  I  arrived  at  the  bridge — cross  I  could  not 
— an  irresistible  feeling  came  over  me  that  I  must  go 
to  the  place  from  whence  the  noise  proceeded,  it  being 
that  side  of  the  water  I  was  then  on.  I  said  to  myself, 
"  Well,  this  is  all  right ! "  for  there  was  not  a  soul 
about,  no  "  bulls-eye  "  with  me,  and  almost  pitch  dark. 
However,  across  the  grass  I  went,  in  the  direction  I 
believed  the  sound  came  from,  and  had  walked  about 
two  or  three  hundred  yards,  and  passing  through  a 
clump  of  old  elm  trees,  I  could  just  discern  in  the  dark- 
ness an  object  on  the  ground.  I  approached  it ;  it  was 
a  man — there  was  no  doubt  at  all  now — the  usual  posi- 
tion, flat  on  the  back,  arms  and  legs  extended,  revolver 


SUICIDES.  37 


clutched  in  hand.  Bending  over  him,  I  could  perceive 
a  fearful  wound  in  his  forehead,  and  his  whole  frame 
was  quivering  like  an  aspen  leaf — evidently  the  bullet 
had  not  yet  quite  completed  its  fatal  work. 

I  could  now  also  quite  realize  the  cause  of  my 
uncertainty  while  standing  on  the  bridge,  wondering 
what  the  sound  may  or  may  not  have  been.  That  it 
was  a  revolver  shot  was  now  only  too  evident;  but  I 
believe  there  is  no  doubt  but  what  the  suicide,  with  a 
view  to  ensure  his  certain  death,  pressed  the  muzzle  of 
the  weapon  as  close  as  possible  to  his  head  at  the  time 
he  discharged  it,  and,  as  an  additional  consequence, 
would  have  the  effect  of  producing  the  stifled  report  I 
heard  that  caused  my  perplexity. 

However,  I  will  not  go  into  further  details  concern- 
ing this  ghastly  case,  any  more  than  to  say,  although 
I  was  hours  later  in  getting  to  bed  that  night,  I  felt 
considerably  more  at  rest  that  I  had  "  cleared  up  "  the 
affair  myself.  When  I  commenced  this  chapter  I  in- 
tended to  say  as  little  as  possible  about  these  sad 
occurrences — they  are  not  pleasant  subjects  to  read 
about,  and  under  the  most  favourable  circumstances 
a  very  unpleasant  duty  to  perform.  Still,  it  had  to  be 
done,  and  likely  to  be,  I  am  afraid ;  but  I  could  not 
refrain  from  entering  at  length  into  this  one,  for  in  all 
the  many  cases  I  have  been  engaged  in,  I  cannot  recall 
one  that  made  a  greater  impression  on  me — the  sudden 
prompting  to  go  and  look,  and  walking  direct  to  the 
body,  was  a  coincidence  I  cannot  easily  forget. 

Lastly,  it  may  afford  a  certain  amount  of  relief  for 
me  to  state,  regrettably  frequent  as  these  cases  of  self- 
destruction — or  self-murder — are,  yet,  during  the  whole 
of  my  service,  or  since  that  I  am  aware  of,  not  a  single 
case  of  the  terrible  crime  of  deliberate  murder,  or  even 
attempted  murder,  by  a  person  or  persons,  upon  the  life 
of  another,  has  ever  had  to  be  recorded  by  the  police; 
and  when  one  comes  to  consider  Hyde  Park,  open  as  it 
is  from  early  morn  till  midnight,  day  after  day,  from 
one  year's  end  to  the  other,  to  its  myriads  of  humanity 
in  all  sorts  and  conditions  of  life, — is  at  least,  I  should 
hope,  some  consolation. 


IX.— THE   OLD   REFORM   TREE. 

*HE  old  Reform,  or  "Reformer's"  Tree,  as  some 
people  term  it,  at  least  the  spot  where  it  once 
stood,  is  well  known  to  most  people  who  frequent 
Hyde  Park — the  headquarters  of  political  and  other 
demonstrations ;  but  for  the  information  of  those  who 
do  not  happen  to  know  this  renowned  place,  I  will 
endeavour  to  describe  it,  and  also  the  extirpation  of  the 
old  tree.  Suppose  we  enter  the  Park  at  the  Grosvenor 
Gate,  Park  Lane,  and  take  a  direct  line  along  the  foot- 
path leading  to  the  Albert  Memorial  and  Alexandra 
Gate  (indicated  by  a  finger  post) ;  after  proceeding  for 
some  three  hundred  yards  you  arrive  at  a  square-like 
grove  of  old  elm  trees — it  is  known  as"  Russell  Square." 
This  place  bears  the  reputation  of  once  being  a  favou- 
rite resort  for  betting ;  the  centre  is,  however,  now 
occupied  by  a  water  reservoir,  being  a  reserve  supply 
for  the  Royal  Palaces;  also  a  Refreshment  Chalet  and 
other  accommodation  have  recently  been  introduced  in 
the  "  square."  On  the  left  or  north-east  corner,  and 
within  a  dozen  yards  of  the  present  electric  standard, 
the  "original"  stood;  I  believe  an  elm  like  its  neighbours, 
but  not  a  vestige  of  green  or  anything  to  indicate  that 
species — simply  a  stark,  blasted-looking  old  trunk,  dead 
as  a  doornail,  whether  from  lightning  or  old  age,  it  had 
fallen  into  such  a  state,  I  am  unable  to  say,  but  that  is 
how  it  appeared  in  the  year  1875,  and  was  recognised 
as  "  The  Old  Reform  Tree."  The  occasion  of  its  demo- 
lition, or  the  cause  of  it,  happened  at  a  meeting  or 
demonstration  in  the  summer  of  the  year  mentioned 
above.  It  was  not  a  political  meeting,  but  a  trade 
grievance,  and  I  remember  very  largely  attended.  So 
far  as  the  meeting  was  concerned  it  had  gone  off 
orderly  and  quiet,  resolutions  had  been  passed,  and 
people  were  really  dispersing  homewards.  I  may  add  it 
was  on  a  week-day,  and  took  place  in  the  evening,  I 
presume  to  give  employees  every  facility  to  attend ; 
however,  it  was  getting  dusk,  when  suddenly  smoke  and 


THE    OLD    REFORM   TREE.  39 

sparks  were  seen  issuing  from  the  old  tree,  and  it  became 
apparent  it  had  been  set  on  fire,  and  that  we  conjec- 
tured, by  mischievous  boys ;  burn  and  smoke  it  did 
alarmingly,  for  it  was  nothing  more  than  a  lump  of 
tinder,  and  this  must  have  occurred  to  the  boys — that 
it  would  burn  well  if  ignited,  and  cause  them  fun.  We 
could  do  nothing  without  water  to  put  the  fire  out,  as  it 
was  burning  from  the  top  part ;  evidently  one  had 
climbed  up  and  lit  it.  We  cleared  the  crowd  back 
some  twenty  yards  from  the  smouldering  tree  until  the 
arrival  of  a  small  manual  fire  engine,  brought  by  a 
couple  of  firemen ;  but  during  the  wait  for  this  assist- 
ance the  boys  and  others  indulged  in  a  fine  game,  for 
sticks,  stones  or  any  other  missiles  that  could  be  found 
were  flung  at  the  old  tree,  and  if  struck,  as  it  was  dusk, 
up  would  go  a  shower  of  sparks  like  a  rocket,  to  the 
shouts  and  amusement  of  those  concerned.  I  was  glad 
when  the  little  engine  just  mentioned  arrived  and  soon 
put  an  end  to  any  sign  of  fire,  and  the  crowd  finally 
dispersed.  To  prevent  a  repetition  of  a  similar  scene, 
the  Park  authorities  soon  decided  to  have  it  removed 
altogether.  Still  there  is  the  space  where  the  old  tree 
stood,  if  any  of  my  readers  care  to  take  a  walk  and  see 
as  I  have  described. 


X.— NIGHT   DUTY    IN    HYDE    PARK. 

Sg  HAVE  no  doubt  many  people  will  be  surprised  to 
Hj»  know  that  the  police  patrol  round  their  beats  in 

the  Park  all  night  long,  just  as  they  do  in  the 
streets  ;  of  course  not  so  many  as  in  the  day,  only  half 
the  number.  You  will  possibly  say,  "  Whatever  for  ?  " 
I  will  endeavour  to  inform  you.  The  winter  months 
are  certainly  dreary,  and  little  or  nothing  to  do  to 
break  the  monotony  of  tramping  a  round ;  but  I  will 
deal  with  the  summer  months  first.  During  that  period 
of  the  year,  if  it  were  not  for  police  en  duty  all  night 
long,  I  am  afraid  our  beautiful  Park  would  soon  be  little 
better  than  a  common  lodging-house.  The  small  or  foot 
gates  are  closed  at  ten  p.m.,  the  principal  or  carriage 
gates  at  twelve  midnight;  the  constable  on  duty  at  each 
of  them  remains  until  half-past  twelve,  to  allow  vehicles 
or  pedestrians  that  may  have  entered  just  before  twelve 
o'clock  to  leave  the  Park.  The  gates  are  fin-ally  locked 
at  half-past  twelve.  The  constable  on  night  duty  going 
round  his  beat  frequently  finds  loungers  either  asleep 
or  feigning  sleep.  These  he  gets  rid  of  at  the  nearest 
gate,  and  I  can  safely  say  within  an  hour  of  the  gates 
being  closed  the  Park  is  quite  clear.  But  would  it  be 
if  it  were  not  for  him  constantly  going  round  his  beat 
and  keeping  on  the  alert?  Judging  from  the  number 
of  these  characters  that  are  eagerly  waiting  soon  after 
daybreak  about  the  Marble  Arch,  Apsley  and  Albert 
Gates,  to  get  into  the  Park  at  the  authorised  five  o'clock 
time,  I  have  every  reason  to  believe  it  would  have  been 
waste  of  time  to  turn  them  out,  if  it  had  been  left  to 
them  to  return  if  they  liked  unmolested  ;  they  would 
have  found  ways  and  means  to  get  back  if  they  dared. 

I  have  often  felt  amused  on  the  opening  of  the  above 
gates  to  see  the  rush  (Monday  mornings  especially),  to 
say  nothing  of  the  respectable  working  man  who  is  also 
waiting  to  get  across,  going  to  or  seeking  employment. 
But  first  and  foremost  are  the  "  topper  hunters,"  as  we 


XIGHT   DUTY    IN    HYDE    PARK.  41 

designated  them.  Immediately  the  gates  were  open  they 
rush  in  and  extend  in  all  directions  like  skirmishers.  Of 
course  they  pick  up  all  they  can  find  from  underneath  and 
about  the  seats  and  chairs,  but  their  chief  search  is 
for  the  ends  of  cigars  or  cigarettes,  commonly  called 
toppers ;  these  they  gather  in  their  handkerchiefs,  and 
having  obtained  a  sufficient  quantity  are  able  to  dispose 
of  them  somewhere  in  the  East  End  of  London  I  believe. 
A  strange  way  of  obtaining  an  existence,  but  it  is  so. 
Then  there  are  to  be  carefully  watched  the  rare  shrubs, 
plants  and  flowers  that  adorn  the  Park.  Out  of  the 
hundreds  and  thousands  of  people  who  come  every 
Sunday  and  admire  these  lovely  sights,  very  few  have 
any  idea  of  the  anxiety  and  work  the  police  have  to 
keep  these  free  from  marauders.  Of  course,  there  are 
other  London  parks  equally  laid  out  and  not  protected 
by  police  ;  possibly  so,  but  you  must  consider  there  is 
no  other  park  (at  least  I  believe  not)  kept  open  so  late 
thereby  giving  considerably  greater  facility  to  any  evilly- 
disposed  person.  All  I  can  say  is,  they  are  zealously 
looked  after,  and  anyone  caught  (which  not  infrequently 
happens)  is,  I  am  glad  to  say,  severely  dealt  with  by  the 
magistrates  ;  a  more  despicable  theft  I  cannot  conceive 
— as  it  is  robbing  the  thousands  of  people,  young  and 
old,  who  come  into  the  Park,  and  who  never  have  any 
other  opportunity  of  seeing  flowers  or  shrubs  in  bloom. 

A  rather  amusing  case  that  I  know  of  in  regard  to 
these  depredations  was  the  audacity  of  a  Soho  French 
restaurant  keeper,  who  several  mornings  came  to  the 
Park  and  succeeded  in  gathering  a  handful  of  blooms 
from  the  beds  of  the  Flower  Walk,  and  which  he  took 
home  to  adorn  his  dining-room  tables.  Despite  the 
alertness  of  the  uniform  constables — who  almost  im- 
mediately missed  them  each  successive  morning — the 
perpetrator  could  not  be  discovered.  Bed  after  bed  in 
some  part  or  other  of  the  walk  was  practically  shorn  of 
its  beauty.  As  I  have  previously  remarked,  late  in  the 
evening  or  night  was  an  anxious  time  to  us  in  preventing 
these  thefts,  for,  when  committed,  it  was  invariably  then ; 
but  for  them  to  disappear  on  a  summer's  morning  in 
broad  daylight  was  rather  a  mystery.  Consequently 


42  HYDE    PARK. 


other  tactics  had  to  be  adopted.  So,  very  shortly,  one 
morning  Monsieur  entered  the  Park  on  his  bicycle  at 
about  half-past  five  o'clock,  which,  I  suppose,  had  been 
his  wont  on  previous  occasions,  thereby  evading  sus- 
picion— no  doubt  a  nice  quiet  time,  he  thought,  He 
leisurely  proceeded  down  the  roadway  that  runs  along- 
side the  Flower  Walk  and  parallel  with  Park  Lane,  and 
at  a  favourable  opportunity  jumped  off  his  machine  and 
over  the  short  iron  fencing,  supplies  himself  with  his 
usual  bouquet — the  work  of  half  a  minute — and  is  off. 
A  ragamuffin-looking  man  who  had  been  lounging  on  a 
seat  close  by  and  saw  what  had  occurred,  rushed  into 
the  roadway  and  stopped  him.  "Vat  do  you  stop  me, 
you  dirty  scamp  ?  "  demanded  Monsieur.  "  You  can 
call  me  what  you  like,"  replied  the  man,  "  but  I  am  a 
police  officer,  and  shall  take  you  into  custody  for  steal- 
ing those  flowers."  The  consternation  of  the  French- 
man at  this  extraordinary-looking  police  officer  can  be 
more  easily  imagined  than  described,  but  to  the  station 
he  had  to  go,  and  there  he  had  the  cool  cheek  to  tell 
the  Inspector  he  did  not  think  he  was  doing  any  harm, 
for  he  had  done  so  several  times  before,  and  had  not 
been  interfered  with.  This  was  a  gratifying  admission, 
for  it  left  little  doubt  as  to  who  the  miscreant  was,  the 
consequence  being  Monsieur  received  the  full  benefit  of 
the  fine  (five  pounds)  at  Marlborough  Street  Police 
Court.  He  remarked,  "  It  vas  a  lot  of  money  to  pay 
for  such  few  flowers."  Yes,  very  likely ;  but  taking 
into  consideration  the  mean  offence  committed  in 
obtaining  them,  he  richly  deserved  all  it  cost  him,  so 
possibly  for  the  future  he  will  find  he  can  invest  his 
money  to  better  advantage  in  flowers  at  Covent  Garden 
Market. 

As  I  have  already  stated,  the  winter  months  are 
somewhat  monotonous ;  still  the  same  police  regime  is 
in  force  as  in  the  summer,  as  there  are  other  items  to 
be  looked  after  which  I  could  relate,  but  I  think  I  have 
said  enough  on  night  duty. 


XI.— FOGS. 

jAYIXG  referred  to  events  relative  to  Spring,  Sum- 
mer  and  Winter,  and  even  Autumn,  although 
perhaps  not  having  specially  mentioned  the  fact, 
I  will  try  and  make  my  little  work  as  complete  as  I  am 
able  in  dealing  with  Hyde  Park  all  the  year  round,  so 
will  just  make  a  few  observations  as  to  how  we  get  along 
during  dreary,  foggy  November — not  that  fog  strictly 
confines  itself  to  visiting  us  during  that  particular  month 
alone,  but  as  a  matter  of  fact  we  are  not  surprised  to 
get  a  plentiful  supply  of  that  objectionable  mixture  at 
this  period  of  the  year.  I  cannot  recall  any  special 
occurrence  consequent  on  fog,  for  the  simple  reason 
that  Hyde  Park  is  conspicuous  by  the  absence  of  its 
usual  frequenters,  riding,  driving,  and  even  walking 
(with  few  exceptions),  as  though  by  common  consent 
giving  it  a  wide  berth.  From  individual  experience  I 
must  say  I  do  not  blame  them,  for  a  more  dismal, 
deceptive  place  during  such  weather  can  scarcely  be 
imagined,  at  least  it  appeared  so  to  me.  I,  myself,  after 
traversing  the  Park  for  twenty  years  and  over,  would 
naturally  be  supposed  to  know  every  inch  of  the  place, 
and  could  safely  walk  about  so  to  speak  blindfolded  ; 
and  I  would  be  inclined  to  think  I  could  have  done  so. 
However,  be  that  as  it  may,  all  I  can  say  is  that  in  a 
dense  evening  fog  I  have  to  confess,  that  a  stranger  who 
had  never  put  foot  in  the  place  before  would  not  be  at 
much  greater  loss  to  find  their  way  than  I  ;  a  pitch  dark 
night  was  a  treat  comparatively,  so  far  as  finding  one's 
way  about  was  concerned — for  this  simple  reason,  we 
carried  our  "  bull's-eye  "  lantern  on  our  belt,  and  when 
occasion  required  to  turn  on  the  light,  by  just  giving  the 
reflector  a  twist,  the  surroundings  for  a  dozen  or  twenty 
yards  would  be  lit  up  all  of  aglow;  but  not  so  in  a  dense 


44  HYDE   PARK. 


evening  fog,  the  radiant  little  "bull,"  illuminating  though 
it  may  be  in  pitchy  darkness,  yet  through  this  murky 
stuff  you  were  lucky  if  it  penetrated  at  most  a  couple  of 
yards.  Familiar  spots  appear  so  totally  different,  strange 
and  fantastic  objects  seem  to  rise  in  front  of  one,  occa- 
sioned by  the  clouds  of  drifting  fog;  in  fact  it  gave  one 
the  creeps,  especially  should  it  be  accompanied  with 
frost,  the  damp  clammy  coldness  seemed  to  penetrate 
to  one's  very  bones.  There  is  also  such  an  unnatural 
sort  of  stillness  as  you  grope  your  way  slowly  along,  in 
order  to  keep  the  right  footpath  and  avoid  barking  your 
shins  against  the  low  sharp  rails  that  edge  the  numerous 
paths,  or  from  coming  into  sudden  contact  with  an  iron 
post  or  hurdle,  and  after  considerable  straining  of  eyes 
and  puzzling  of  brain  in  this  manner,  in  order  to  arrive 
at  a  particular  place,  by  some  chance  or  other  you  all 
at  once  discover  that  you  are  going  in  quite  an  altogether 
opposite  direction.  One's  feelings  in  such  a  predicament 
may  be  more  easily  imagined  than  described. 

In  speaking  of  myself  I  believe  I  am  only  relating 
what  is  similarly  experienced  by  others.  The  only  advice 
I  can  offer  to  anyone  who  should  find  themselves  in  such 
difficulties  is  that  it  is  utterly  useless  to  attempt  to  re- 
trace one's  steps ;  the  safest  and  quickest  way  in  the 
end  is  to  continue  as  straight  and  careful  as  one  is  able 
to  proceed,  and  eventually  some  way  of  egress  will  be 
found  from  the  Park,  even  should  it  have  taken  you 
considerably  out  of  your  ordinary  route,  but  to  twist 
and  turn  about  means  loss  of  time,  and  most  probably 
a  fall  over  the  low  rails  into  the  bargain.  Another 
danger  which  should  be  borne  in  mind  in  crossing  the 
Park  in  a  dense  fog  is  the  Serpentine,  for  in  many  in- 
stances people  have  walked  into  the  water — not  that  I 
am  aware  of  a  case  that  proved  fatal  owing  to  the 
mistake  made,  but  in  all  probability  such  a  thing  may 
have  happened.  One  instance  I  recollect.  A  young 
man  walked  into  the  water,  and  in  attempting  to  regain 
terra  finna  he  found  he  was  going  considerably  deeper  ; 
he  had  the  good  sense  to  stand  perfectly  still,  and  com- 
menced shouting  "  Help  !  "  Old  Mr.  Smith,  for  many 
years  the  Serpentine  water-fowl  keeper,  attracted  by 


FOGS.  45 

the  cry,  went  out  of  his  lodge  adjacent  to  the  lake, 
obtained  the  assistance  of  a  policeman,  went  in  search 
and  discovered  the  terrified  young  fellow  just  up  to  his 
knees  in  water,  and  whom  they  promptly  helped  out. 
Not  a  bad  idea  on  his  part,  I  consider,  to  take  the  pre- 
caution he  did ;  such  presence  of  mind  might  help 
someone  else  placed  in  similar  straits. 


XII.— CYCLING    IN   THE    PARK. 

2KX  writing  my  reminiscences  of  police  duty  in  Hyde 
ff!  Park,  I  feel  I  should  not  perhaps  be  altogether 

completing  my  undertaking  to  omit — if  only  a  few 
remarks  on  the  subject  of  the  bicycling  season,  or  rather 
the  bicycle  "  craze,"  as  it  was  more  appropriately  termed, 
and  wrhich  undoubtedly  it  proved  to  be ;  for,  like  the 
proverbial  donkey's  gallop,  it  was  short  and  sweet.  One 
brief  season — and  it  vanished  as  quickly  as  it  sprang  up! 
As  a  matter  of  fact,  I  was  somewhat  undecided  about 
referring  to  the  event  at  all. 

However,  for  the  little  while  it  did  exist  it  certainly 
caused  no  small  talk,  and  looked  at  one  time  to  even 
vie  with  the  Row  in  popularity. 

The  Ring  Road,  from  the  Achilles  Statue,  Hyde 
Park  Corner,  to  the  Magazine,  was  the  selected  track, 
— a  nice  level  straight  run  of  about  a  mile — and  soon 
after  ten  o'clock  in  the  morning,  cyclists — chiefly 
ladies — made  their  appearance  from  all  directions,  and 
by  eleven  o'clock  that  portion  of  the  roadway  was 
simply  thronged  with  them ;  for  carriage  traffic  or 
equestrians  it  was  almost  impossible  to  get  through, 
at  all  events  dangerous  to  attempt,  consequently  they 
were  advised  to  proceed  by  other  routes.  At  every 
crossing  constables  were  posted  to  assist  foot  passengers 
over  the  roadway — no  easy  matter  to  accomplish,  either 
for  the  policeman  himself  or  for  those  he  was  escorting. 
To  pass  safely  through  those  rapid,  silent  wheels — no 
putting  one's  hand  up  and  promptly  stopping  them  like 
the  ordinary  carriage  traffic — it  was  a  case  of  getting 
over  the  best  way  one  possibly  could. 

I  was  fortunate  enough  to  escape  without  getting 
knocked  down  myself,  but  I  believe  it  was  more  by  luck 
than  judgment — judgment  was  out  of  the  question,  for 
in  getting  out  of  the  way  of  one  you  were  in  that  of 
another — it  was  sheer  dodging  to  and  fro.  My  post  was 
at  the  crossing  directly  opposite  the  Achilles  Statue,  the 
turning  point  of  the  track,  and  the  cutting  and  twisting 


CYCLING    IN    THE    PARK.  47 

and  incessant  tinkling  of  bells  around  you  kept  one  in  a 
state  of  fever  heat.  I  have  done  duty  on  every  con- 
ceivable crossing  on  the  Row  and  carriage-way  in  the 
Park,  and  positively  assert  I  would  a  thousand  times 
rather  do  four  hours  of  that  duty  in  the  busiest  of  the 
season  than  the  one  hour  and  a  half  or  two  hours  amid 
those  enthusiastic  cyclists;  and  when  twelve  o'clock 
came — the  limit  of  the  time  extended  to  bicycles  in  the 
Park  then — and  they  began  to  disperse,  it  was  a  great 
relief  to  be  able  to  breathe  freely  once  again,  at  least, 
that  is  expressing  my  feelings  on  the  matter.  It  is  need- 
less for  me  to  state  that  bicycles  are  now  admitted  to 
the  Park  at  any  time,  like  any  other  authorised  vehicle. 
And  why  the  display  did  not  become  one  of  the  Park's 
annual  attractions  is  more  than  I  can  account  for ;  it 
certainly  justified  the  then  general  impression  that  it 
was  "  merely  a  craze." 


XIII.— JUBILEE  OF  QUEEN  VICTORIA. 

fMHURSDAY,  JUNE  23RD,  1887.— The  great  festival 
|ilj|  gathering  in  Hyde  Park  of  London's  School  Child- 
ren in  celebration  of  the  50th  year  of  the  reign 
of  Her  Most  Gracious  Majesty  the  late  Queen  Victoria 
was  a  most  notable  day,  and  as  far  as  the  weather  was 
concerned  a  most  glorious  one  also.  It  will  not  be  easily 
forgotten  by  old  or  young  who  were  fortunate  enough 
to  be  present  at  this  event.  It  appeals  more  to  the 
younger  generation,  considering  about  30,000  were  re- 
galed and  entertained  in  celebration  .of  the  above 
auspicious  occasion.  Ten  enormous  marquees,  besides 
many  other  minor  tents,  were  pitched  on  the  "  Guards' 
Ground,"  or  the  north-east  portion  of  the  Park,  for  the 
accommodation  of  this  multitude  of  children,  where,  at 
a  given  time,  accompanied  by  their  teachers,  they  all 
assembled  and  partook  of  a  substantial  repast.  This 
concluded,  a  host  of  attractions  and  games  of  the  fair 
and  fete  description  were  provided  out  in  the  open. 
Numerous  ladies  and  gentlemen  also  rendered  every 
possible  assistance  for  their  amusement,  and,  to  add 
to  their  enjoyment,  a  peal  of  bells  occasionally  rang 
out  merrily,  at  least  a  mechanical  arrangement  that 
produced  the  sound  of  bells,  kindly  lent  and  supplied  by 
Sir  Henry  Irving  from  the  Lyceum  Theatre,  having  been 
previously  utilised  there  in  one  of  his  plays.  The  arrival 
of  H.M.  the  Queen  on  the  ground,  and  the  singing  by 
the  children  of  "The  Old  Hundredth"  hymn,  "God 
Bless  the  Prince  of  Wales"  and  "God  Save  the  Queen" 
— accompanied  by  the  Guards'  and  other  regimental 
bands  combined,  under  the  conductorship  of  Lieut. 
Dan  Godfrey — was  a  most  impressive  item  in  the  day's 
programme.  To  detail  the  various  interesting  scenes 
and  incidents  in  connection  with  that  memorable  day 
would  be  to  fill  a  moderate-sized  book ;  but  that  is  not 


JUBILEE    OF   QUEEN    VICTORIA.  49 


my  business  even  to  attempt  to  do.  But  it  will,  I  am 
sure,  give  satisfaction  for  me  to  state,  so  far  as  the 
police  were  concerned,  nothing  came  under  their  notice 
that  in  any  way  marred  the  proceedings — not  during 
the  festivities  at  all  events,  and  not  until  the  children 
had  all,  with  their  "Jubilee  Souvenir  Cups"  in  their 
hands,  gaily  marched  from  the  Park  homewards — 
nothing  whatever  had  up  to  that  time  occurred  that 
would  in  any  way  tend  to  cause  the  slightest  discomfort. 
But  an  incident,  had  it  happened  earlier  in  the  day, 
might  have  caused  considerable  alarm  and  scare  among 
the  little  ones.  A  heap  of  hay,  straw,  paper,  broken 
crates  and  boxes — refuse  of  packages — had  been  piled 
up  within  no  very  great  distance  of  the  tents  on  the 
Bayswater  side  of  the  Park.  Whether  by  accident  or 
mischievous  persons  thinking  a  bonfire  would  add  to 
the  attractions  of  the  evening  was  never  ascertained, 
but  certainly,  a  big  blaze  was  soon  in  motion. 

A  detachment  of  the  "  K  "  division  of  police,  who 
had  been  on  duty  in  that  vicinity  all  day  long,  and  who 
would  have  in  the  ordinary  course  of  events  been  well 
on  their  way  home  towards  Bow,  made  strenuous  efforts 
to  stop  the  progress  of  the  fire,  but  to  no  avail ;  the  in- 
flammable stuff,  however,  soon  burnt  itself  out,  and  as 
soon  as  it  became  approachable  the  constables  set  to 
work  and  raked  the  burning  wood  out  with  sticks  or 
anything  they  could  apply  for  that  purpose,  scattered 
the  embers,  and  literally  stamped  and  trod  the  fire  out, 
regardless  of  the  damage  it  did  to  their  boots.  I  was 
glad  when  things  became  tolerably  quiet  and  everything 
apparently  safe,  that  the  poor  fellows  were  able  to  pro- 
ceed on  their  way  home,. for  there  is  no  doubt  they  had 
had  a  long,  arduous  day  of  it. 

1  may  here  remark,  fire  in  the  marquees  during  the 
evenings  and  nights  prior  to  the  eventful  day  was  our 
great  anxiety,  and  with  this  single  isolated  exception 
we  congratulated  ourselves  things  had  gone  off  most 
satisfactorily. 

In  closing  this  little  narrative,  I  cannot  resist  refer- 
ring to  the  energetic  action  of  Sir  Edward  Lawson  (Lord 
Burnham),  Chairman  and  chief  promoter  of  that  happy 


50 


HYDE   PARK. 


event.  He  worked  most  indefatigably,  and  also  took  par- 
ticular notice  that  other  people  worked  too — for  he  was 
up  and  about  the  Park  early  and  late  during  the  whole 
of  the  preparations,  the  result  being,  to  use  the  words 
of  a  gentleman  who  expressed  his  appreciation  of  that 
occasion,  "  Never  was  a  festival  more  manifestly  joyous, 
natural,  satisfactory  and  genuine." 


XIV.—APPREHENSION   OF  "SWELL" 
THIEVES. 

SMOM PLAINTS  having  come  in  of  the  loss  of  purses, 
jjjll  watches,  jeweller}',  etc.,  in  the  vicinity  of  Hyde 
Park  Corner  and  Rotten  Row — this  sort  of  thing 
happened  annually  ;  but  it  is  chiefly  owing  to  the  care- 
lessness of  the  owner,  who  often  leaves  such  articles  on 
a  chair  or  seat  (purses  most  frequently),  or  dropping 
them,  from  not  having  been  securely  fastened  to  their 
person.  But  on  this  particular  occasion,  as  there  ap- 
peared an  unusual  number,  we  naturally  came  to  the 
conclusion  they  were  not  all  accidentally  lost. 

Accordingly  two  experienced  detectives  were  applied 
for  to  investigate  and  keep  observation  on  this  locality, 
Sergeant  Mott  and  another  detective  were  deputed  for 
this  duty.  I  may  add,  with  reference  to  Sergeant  Mott, 
who  was  then  stationed  at  King  Street  Station,  White- 
hall— our  head  divisional  quarters,  my  knowledge  of  him 
was,  as  being  a  most  clever,  astute  detective  officer;  he 
had  an  eye  like  a  hawk.  But  to  continue.  It  was  in 
the  month  of  June — the  height  of  the  season — and  about 
six  o'clock  in  the  evening.  The  Park  was  in  full  swing, 
the  sides  of  the  Row  were  thronged,  and  the  carriage 
traffic  was  simply  packed  and  only  moving  at  a  walking 
pace.  I  had  just  come  up  the  side  of  the  Row  from  the 
direction  of  Albert  Gate,  and  was  standing  alongside  one 
of  the  trees  that  run  through  the  centre  of  the  path, 
directly  opposite  the  clock  at  Hyde  Park  Corner.  I  re- 
mained some  few  minutes  satisfying  myself  things  were 
apparently  going  on  all  right,  and  was  just  about  to  make 
my  way  over  the  crossing  to  see  how  the  constables  were 
getting  on  who  were  busily  engaged  with  the  traffic  and 
j'.ssisting  people  across,  when  someone  touched  me  on 
the  elbow,  and  said  quietly,  "Don't  go  away,  Sergeant; 
we  are  just  going  to  '  tap '  someone."  1  half  turned 
round,  and  recognised  Mott,  and  a  yard  or  two  away 


52  HYDE   PARK. 


stood  the  other  detective.  He  returned  to  his  col- 
league, with  whom  he  appeared  to  have  a  few  hurried 
subdued  words. 

During  this  littie  time  I  looked  about  me,  though 
did  not  stir  an  inch  ;  in  fact,  I  was  almost  afraid  to  look, 
let  alone  stir,  in  case  the  slightest  movement  on  my  part 
might  frustrate  the  officer's  designs,  so  anxious  was  I 
that  they  should  successfully  accomplish  their  object. 
Yet,  as  I  have  stated,  I  did  glance  about  me,  but  no 
individual  could  I  see  that  aroused  my  slightest  suspicion. 
I  did  not  expect  to  see  a  thief  of  the  Bill  Sikes  type,  but 
I  certainly  expected  to  see  someone  who  I  at  least  thought 
they  had  fixed  upon,  but  no  one  was  near  me  only  those 
whom  I  imagined  belonged  to  "  Society."  In  consider- 
ably less  time  than  it  takes  to  write  these  words,  Mott 
returned,  followed  by  the  other  officer,  and,  stooping 
down,  spoke  in  an  undertone  to  three  gentlemen  who 
were  sitting  on  chairs  directly  in  front  of  me.  I  did  not 
hear  what  he  said,  but  it  was  brief,  and  for  the  moment 
I  wondered  if  he  was  asking  them  a  question  about 
something  they  may  have  seen  or  heard,  or  even  lost ; 
but  to  my  astonishment  he  grasped  two  of  the  men 
each  by  the  arm,  the  other  officer  seized  the  third — 
this  was  the  signal  for  me,  and  1  very  soon  relieved 
Mott  of  one.  Their  blanched  faces,  incoherent  protesta- 
tions and  "feigned"  indignation  convinced  me  at  once 
who  they  were.  However,  there  was  no  scene,  no  scuffle 
or  confusion  ;  Mott,  in  his  quiet  but  firm  manner,  had 
"  fixed  his  right  men,"  and  told  them  they  would  have 
every  opportunity  of  stating  or  giving  an  account  of 
themselves  at  the  police  station  ;  and  through  ranks 
of  London  Society  we  marched  them.  I  should  imagine 
it  must  have  caused  no  little  comment  at  the  dinner-table 
that  evening  by  those  who  witnessed  this  incident,  for 
their  "  make-up  "  was  simply  complete — silk  high  hats, 
frock  coats,  dust  coats  on  arm,:;:  umbrella,  etc.,  and  I 

'  The  idea  of  this  class  of  thief  carrying  a  dust-coat  is.  that 
apart  from  it  aiding  them  in  their  "  make-up,"  it  is  rather  con- 
venient in  covering  the  arm  and  hand  when  relieving  ladies,  and 
even  gentlemen,  of  the  contents  of  their  pockets,  which  they 
accomplish  with  amazing  dexterity. 


APPREHENSION   OF   "SWELL"   THIEVES.       53 

must  say  their  under  attire  equally  corresponded  with 
their  outer ;  for,  after  being  charged,  the  process  of 
stripping  for  searching  and  obtaining  marks  of  identifi- 
cation, gave  me  the  opportunity  of  observing  this, 
evidently  they  had  taken  every  precaution — if  that  one 
thing  could  have  assisted  them — in  evading  their  pro- 
fession, viz.,  thieves,  which  they  undoubtedly  were 
proved  to  be. 

It  may  occur  to  some  of  my  readers  strange  that 
these  men  should  be  arrested  while  sitting  down  quietly; 
why  could  they  not  have  been  watched  until  caught  red- 
handed  ?  I  can  only  come  to  one  conclusion  on  this 
matter;  you  must  bear  in  mind  the  detectives  had  had 
these  men  under  observation  for  hours — for  days  for  all 
I  know,  almost  stealthily  dogging  their  actions  while  mov- 
ing about  among  that  fashionable  crowd.  I  must  here 
also  point  out,  this  class  of  thieves  are  equally  as  wary 
as  they  are  clever  at  their  profession,  consequently  the 
stratagem  and  tactics  the  detectives  have  to  adopt  to 
bring  their  quarry  to  bay  is  not  my  business  to  relate ; 
I  must  leave  the  reader  to  die  detectives  alone  who  tell 
their  experience  in  such  cases.  A  detective  officer  and 
a  uniform  officer  are  distinct  lines  of  police  work  alto- 
gether. One  little  knows  the  difficulty  they  have  in 
tracking  these  cunning,  light-fingered  characters  to 
justice,  and  I  have  but  little  doubt  in  this  particular 
case  they  were  a  bit  too  "  fly  "  to  be  caught,  as  I  have 
said  before,  "  red-handed,"  for  by  some  chance  one  out 
of  the  three  had  caught  the  penetrating  glance  of 
Sergeant  Mott's  eye.  That  was  enough  ;  they  "  rum- 
bled " — to  adopt  their  slangy  phraseology — upon  scenting 
danger,  the  game  was  up.  Then  came  the  question  — 
What  was  the  best  thing  to  do  ?  To  "  bolt  "  or  even 
stalk  away  would  be  to  seal  their  fate  ;  but  to  sit  down 
quietly  and  brazen  it  out  may  possibly  give  them  a 
chance,  the  "  tecks  "  may  have  a  doubt  about  them,  or 
may  wait  another  day  in  order  to  have  them  "  on  the 
job."  Such  thoughts  as  these  undoubtedly  were  flash- 
ing through  their  minds.  1  need  hardly  add,  if  once 
these  individuals  could  have  got  clear  unmolested,  Hyde 
Park  would  not  have  seen  them  again  for  many  a  day. 


54  HYDE    PARK. 


Mott  knew  this ;  that  was  the  hurried  conversation 
I  witnessed  between  the  two  officers  prior  to  the  arrest. 
It  was  now  or  never,  and  rather  than  let  them  slip 
altogether  he  would  have  them  on  the  minor  charge — 
Suspected  persons,  etc.,  etc. 

It  was  a  big  haul — three  at  one  swoop,  and  I  always 
considered  great  credit  was  due  to  Sergeant  Mott  for  the 
tact  and  confidence  he  displayed  in  ridding  the  Park  of 
a  gang  of  such  expert  fashionable  criminals. 

I  was  once  rather  amused  with  the  eulogy  paid  to 
this  class  of  people  by  a  gentleman.  He  was  relating 
to  me  the  loss  of  his  valuable  gold  watch,  which  had 
been  stolen — he  had  not  the  slighest  doubt  about  it,  he 
said.  "  But  the  mysterious  way  they  got  it  from  me  is 
astounding.  And  it  is  not  on  account  of  its  intrinsic 
value  that  I  troubled,  or  they  should  have  it  for  their 
cleverness ;  but  being  a  present  from  my  father  on  my 
twenty-first  birthday,  I  would  give  double  the  value  for 
its  recovery.  But  there,"  said  he,  continuing,  "  I  shall 
never  see  the  watch  again  ;  and  I  believe,  if  they  made 
up  their  minds  to  do  it,  they  would  take  the  very  teeth 
out  of  your  head."  Of  course,  that  was  putting  it  rather 
strong.  Still,  as  to  their  cleverness  there  is  no  doubt, 
and  it  behoves  one  to  be  most  cautious  with  valuables, 
in  crowds  particularly. 

In  concluding  this  subject,  it  is  perhaps  just  as  well 
not  to  lose  sight  of  the  fact  that  there  are  roaming  about 
some  most  clever  professional  "female  thieves,"  not  that 
I  am  aware  of  any  particular  case  in  the  Park  of  a  woman 
being  charged  with  having  committed,  or  even  suspected, 
of  theft — not  in  the  daytime  among  the  fashionable,  at 
all  events.  I  am  inclined  to  think  these  ladylike-looking 
"prigs"  confine  their  manipulative  "  business  "  chiefly 
to  the  pockets  of  their  own  sex,  while  travelling  in 
omnibuses,  tramcars,  etc.,  and  not  infrequently  while 
standing  about  looking  in  shop  windows. 


XV.— A   REMARKABLE   FIND. 

tracing  and  restoring  of  lost  and  found  property 
in  the  Park  is  an  important  item  of  police  duty. 
It  has  been  my  lot  to  make  many  hundreds  of 
enquiries  respecting  lost  and  found  articles.  It  may  be 
surprising  to  know  what  a  number  of  things  (valuable 
ones)  are  annually  found  by  the  police  or  are  handed 
over  to  them  and  never  claimed.  Many  people  lose 
their  property,  and  upon  discovering  their  loss  will  say, 
"  Oh,  it  is  of  no  use  bothering  about  it,  I  shall  never  get 
it  again."  It  is  a  mistake  to  always  jump  at  these  con- 
clusions. Of  course,  on  the  other  hand,  a  great  many 
people  report  their  loss  and  never  hear  a  word  more  of 
it.  The  police  cannot  be  always  looking  about  for  things 
dropped  or  left  on  seats  or  chairs,  they  have  other  busi- 
ness to  attend  to;  and  the  reader  must  remember  there 
are  persons  who  simply  do  nothing  else  but  prowl  about 
the  Park  all  day  long  for  what  they  can  find.  Still  the 
police  do  find  things,  or,  as  I  have  said  before,  have  things 
handed  over  to  them.  Only  quite  recently  in  the  summer 
I  was  passing  through  the  Park,  and  had  occasion  to  stop 
and  ask  a  question  of  a  constable.  At  the  same  moment 
a  gentleman  came  up  and  handed  over  to  him  a  lady's 
beautiful  gold  watch  he  had  just  picked  up,  monogram, 
etc.,  on  back,  the  value  of  which  could  not  be  less  than 
£8  or  £10.  But  to  proceed  with  my  own  experiences. 
On  one  occasion  I  found  a  purse  with  silver  and  gold  in, 
and  a  receipt  for  an  advertisement  in  a  daily  paper;  this 
was  something  for  me  to  work  upon.  I  made  enquiries 
at  the  office  of  that  particular  newspaper,  the  Morning  Post, 
and  was  courteously  furnished  with  the  name  and  address 
of  the  advertiser,  a  poor  domestic  servant  girl  out  of  a 
situation,  to  whom  I  restored  her  loss.  She,  of  course, 
had  given  it  up  without  making  the  slightest  enquiry. 

But  my  chief  reason  for  referring  to  such  events  is 
to  relate  a  "  find  "  which  happened  during  my  time,  but 
from  the  almost  incredibleness  I  am  doubtful  if  such  a 


56  HYDE   PARK. 


thing  hardly  happens  in  a  generation.  The  finding  of  a 
pocket-book,  purse  or  bag  containing  large  amounts  in 
bank-notes,  or  even  gold,  are,  as  we  all  know,  not  an 
infrequent  occurrence  in  some  part  or  other  of  London ; 
but  to  walk  along  a  public  footpath  and  see  fifty-three 
sovereigns  strewn  underneath  and  about  a  seat  would 
almost  tend  to  take  one's  breath  away.  Yes,  fifty-three 
bright  golden  sovereigns  scattered  about  as  if  they  were 
of  no  more  value  than  so  many  acorns.  This  was  ac- 
tually discovered  by  a  police  constable  on  night  duty  in 
Kensington  Gardens,  at  the  top  of  the  Flower  Walk, 
immediately  opposite  the  Albert  Memorial.  What  he 
must  have  thought  when  he  flashed  his  light  upon  them 
goodness  only  knows,  but  one  thing  certain,  it  must 
have  been,  "  Oh,  what  a  surprise  !  "  and  one  can  quite 
understand  if  the  officer  did  not  have  some  misgivings 
as  to  the  genuineness  of  the  coins.  However,  he  gathered 
them  up  and  took  them  to  our  station,  where  they  were 
all  proved  to  be  current  coin  of  the  realm.  Even  now 
in  this  case  it  remained  a  mystery  (for  a  long  time  I  am 
sure)  how  they  came  there,  and  I  am  not  certain  if  ever 
they  were  claimed  at  all,  but  that  portion  of  information 
I  am  not  in  possession  of,  but  the  finding  of  the  amount 
in  the  way  I  have  described  is  without  a  doubt,  and  can 
be  authenticated  by  the  record  in  the  Occurrence  Book 
at  Hyde  Park  Police  Station. 


XVI.— THE   SERPENTINE. 

Serpentine — world-wide  known  as  it  is  (by 
name) — its  particulars,  viz.,  its  source  of  supply, 
length,  width,  depth,  etc.,  very  few  perhaps  are 
acquainted  with.  In  commencing  this  book  I  stated  it 
was  not  my  intention  to  attempt  to  describe  "  attrac- 
tions," by  which  I  mean  permanent  fixtures,  in  the  Park; 
but  having  had  to  perform  duty  on  its  banks  and  surface 
(and  even  in  the  water  itself) ::  in  many  various  ways,  I 
hope  I  may  be  excused  in  deviating  a  little  from  my 
ordinary  incidents  by  giving  a  brief  description  of  this 
beautiful  central  London  lake.  Of  course,  there  is 
another  Serpentine  besides  the  one  in  Hyde  Park, 
namely,  Regent's  Park.  At  least,  it  was  called  so  years 
ago.  I  remember  when  a  boy  reading  of  an  awful  ice 
fatality  on  "  The  Serpentine,  Regent's  Park,"  when 
many  persons  (nearly  fifty,  so  I  am  informed)  lost  their 
lives.  A  vein  of  humour  was  introduced  into  this  sad 
occurrence  by  the  unconcerned  demeanour  of  a  man 
who  sat  quietly  smoking  his  pipe  on  a  mass  of  floating 
ice  in  the  middle  of  the  water  until  he  was  rescued. 

However,  there  is  no  fear  ot  such  a  calamity  hap- 
pening again,  as  the  lake  has  been  considerably  shallowed 
and  reconstructed  since,  and  I  believe  is  now  generally 
known  as  the  "Ornamental  Waters,"  Regent's  Park. 
So,  I  suppose,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  there  is  only  one 
recognised  Serpentine,  and  that  is  in  Hyde  Park. 

The  full  extent  of  this  sheet  of  water  from  end  to 
end  is  fifteen  hundred  yards ;  from  east  bridge  to  west 
bridge  is  just  a  thousand  yards,  the  remainder,  which 
proceeds  into  Kensington  Gardens,  makes  up  the  dis- 
tance stated.  It  varies  in  its  width  gradually,  the 
greatest  being  a  hundred  and  eighty  yards,  the  lesser 

*  The  writer  having  on  three  different  occasions  rescued 
women  from  drowning. 


58  HYDE    PARK. 


about  fifty ;  it  is  shaped  in  a  zig-zag  form,  thereby 
deriving  its  name  Serpentine.  The  depth  I  have  al- 
ready referred  to  in  a  former  chapter.  Yet  it  may  not 
be  out  of  place  here  to  again  remind  the  reader  on  that 
particular  matter.  It  is  of  vital  importance  that  persons 
using  this  lake  for  such  recreation  as  boating,  bathing 
and  skating  should  be  impressed  as  to  the  depth  of  water 
he  or  she  may  be  venturing  upon — in  the  case  of  the 
latter  especially,  for  it  must  be  borne  in  mind  that  this 
lake  undoubtedly  (for  various  reasons)  has  an  excep- 
tional attraction,  and,  once  open  to  the  public  for  that 
exhilarating  diversion,  they  do  not  come  in  companies 
but  in  battalions,  consequently  the  depth,  \vhich  varies 
from  five  to  fourteen  feet  of  water — to  say  nothing  of 
the  probability  of  a  foot  or  two  of  mud — cannot  be  too 
seriously  taken  into  consideration.  The  winter  ninety 
four-five  was  a  "  nipper,"  in  fact  we  have  not  had  such 
a  severe  one  since" — at  any  rate  not  a  continuation  of 
frost  to  admit  of  the  full  extent  of  the  lake  being  thrown 
open.  On  that  occasion,  I  have  stood  on  the  bank  in 
the  evenings  and  watched  the  ice  bending  and  heaving 
under  the  enormous  strain  placed  upon  it,  until  a  very 
unpleasant  sort  of  a  feeling  has  crept  over  me.  One 
Sunday  evening  in  particular  I  shall  never  forget,  the 
suspense  was  almost  painful,  so  fully  aware  was  I  of 
the  appalling  loss  of  life  that  must  inevitably  happen, 
should  the  ice  give  way.  , 

If  fifty  persons  can  be  drowned  in  a  lake  of  no 
greater  depth  or  expanse  than  this  one,  and  in  broad 
daylight,  what  are  we  to  anticipate  must  follow  should 
a  similar  disaster  occur  here  on  a  dark  night,  with  pro- 
bably ten  times  the  number  of  persons  than  upon  the 
fatal  occasion  I  have  previously  referred  to  ?  .  .  .1 
think  it  is  a  matter  for  grave  consideration. 

Of  course  there  are  notice  boards  to  warn  people  of 
the  depth,  but  people  do  not  always  stop  to  read  notice 
boards  even  in  the  daytime,  let  alone  in  the  dark  even- 
ings, when  it  would  be  impossible.  Therefore  I  take 
this  opportunity  to  point  out  the  danger  risked  in  being 

*  i.e.  up  to  the  winter  of  1908-9. 


THE   SERPEXT1NE.  59 


too  venturesome.  Most  lamentable  incidents  I  could 
relate,  not  only  upon  the  ice,  but  in  boating  and  bath- 
ing, in  consequence. 

As  to  the  source  of  the  Serpentine,  I  could  not  state 
if  it  has  springs  in  its  bed  or  not,  but  artificially  it  is 
supplied  at  each  end  by  the  water  being  pumped  from 
wells,  one  in  Kensington  Gardens,  the  other  in  St. 
James's  Park.  There  are  plenty  of  fish  in  this  lake,  of 
the  coarse  species — roach,  dace,  chub,  eels,  etc.  On  a 
warm  evening  I  have  seen  the  sides  of  the  water  literally 
boiling  with  them  ;  the  boys  know  this,  and  they  often 
steal  a  few  minutes  fishing,  which  of  course  is  against 
the  rules  of  the  Park,  this  they  often  rue  by  having  to 
attend  a  summons  before  the  magistrate. 

In  speaking  of  fishing,  I  had  an  adventure  once  on 
the  Round  Pond,  Kensington  Gardens,  a  few  years 
ago,  before  it  was  cleaned  out  and  shallowed.  There 
were  plenty  of  fish  there,  of  the  class  I  have  already 
mentioned. 

This  "  basin-shaped  "  pleasant  sheet  of  water,  some 
seven  hundred  yards  in  circumference,  and  directly  oppo- 
site Kensington  Palace,  is  well  known — to  nursemaids 
and  children  without  a  doubt,  for  it  is  constantly  sur- 
rounded, either  in  feeding  the  swans  and  ducks,  or  the 
more  senior  members  of  the  family  are  engaged  in  the 
favourite  amusement  of  sailing  their  model  yachts  or 
boats  across  the  pond.  Of  an  evening  just  before  the 
gates  close  sometimes  a  number  of  these  small  craft  get 
becalmed  and  considerably  out  of  reach  of  the  owners, 
the  consequence  being  they  had  to  proceed  home  minus 
their  treasure,  which  I  hardly  need  add  sorely  tried 
their  young  feelings,  and  we  could  only  console  the 
little  fellows  by  saying  it  would  probably  be  restored  to 
them  the  next  day  by  applying  at  Hyde  Park  police 
station,  for  usually  during  the  night  a  breeze  would 
spring  up,  and  the  whole  fleet  be  found  stranded  in 
the  morning.  It  was  not  an  unusual  thing  during  the 
summer  months  to  see  the  policeman  going  off  night 
duty  with  as  many  of  these  "  abandoned  "  vessels  as  he 
could  comfortably  carry.  The  same  system  is,  I  believe, 
adopted  by  the  present  Park  constables  in  taking  charge 


60  HYDE    PARK. 


of  these  articles — other  than  bringing  them  to  us  they 
deposit  them  at  their  own  office  adjoining  the  police 
station,  Hyde  Park. 

But  to  proceed  with  my  fishing  story.  I  was  on 
night  duty.  It  was  in  the  month  of  August  (if  I  recol- 
lect rightly),  at  any  rate  it  was  a  Sunday  night  preceding 
a  Bank  holiday—  possibly  it  may  have  been  the  Whitsun 
holiday ;  however,  that  matters  but  little.  By  some 
means  it  had  got  into  a  local  weekly  newspaper — either 
Kensington  or  Bayswater  neighbourhood,  that  fishing 
would  be  permitted  in  the  Round  Pond  on  this  parti- 
cular Bank  holiday.  I  had  met  someone  during  the 
early  part  of  the  night  who  intimated  this  announce- 
ment to  me,  however,  not  having  been  apprised  by  my 
superiors  of  any  such  notification,  I  treated  it  for  what  it 
was  worth,  doubting  if  it  had  happened  at  all.  Eventually 
the  time  came  round  to  open  the  gates.  I  commenced 
about  four  o'clock  (I  was  the  only  constable  on  duty  in 
the  gardens  that  night),  so  as  to  have  the  last  opened 
by  five  a.m.,  the  authorised  time.  To  walk  quite  three 
miles  round  the  Gardens  and  open  between  twenty  and 
thirty  gates  one  could  scarcely  be  expected  to  start  much 
later.  This  done,  out  of  curiosity  I  strolled  towards  the 
pond.  Up  to  that  time  I  had  not  seen  a  sign  of  a  fisher- 
man, so  I  did  not  feel  in  the  least  alarmed ;  but  on  my 
emerging  through  the  trees  on  the  Kensington  side  of 
the  Gardens,  imagine  my  consternation  on  beholding 
round  the  pond  no  less  than  thirty  or  forty  persons,  all 
busily  engaged  in  preparing  their  rods  and  tackle,  and 
some  even  had  commenced  angling  and  having  sport, 
for  I  saw  them  pulling  the  fish  out.  Ladies  even  were 
there  with  camp-stools,  luncheon  baskets,  etc.,  evidently 
they  were  bent  upon  having  a  good  day  of  it.  I  set  to 
work  and  demanded  to  know  from  the  first  party  I  came 
to,  upon  what  authority  were  they  taking  such  a  liberty 
with  the  regulations.  They  referred  me  to  the  paper  I 
have  mentioned.  I  replied  that,  not  having  received 
any  official  instructions  on  the  matter,  my  duty  was  to 
stop  them.  They  protested  it  was  "  all  right."  I  per- 
sisted it  was  not  "  all  right,"  and  took  out  my  pocket- 
book,  and,  I  am  sure,  wrote  down  a  dozen  names  and 


THE   SERPEXTINE.  61 

addresses,  and  the  more  I  wrote  the  more  there  appeared 
to  be  arriving  on  the  scene.  I  thought  to  myself,  I  am 
just  about  as  much  use  here  as  not  at  all,  so  sent  in- 
formation to  the  police  station  of  what  was  going  on, 
and  very  soon  half-a-dozen  men  in  blue  arrived,  whose 
presence  quickly  had  the  effect  of  conveying  to  these 
ardent  anglers  they  were  under  some  "  misapprehen- 
sion," and  they  quietly,  but  most  disappointedly,  packed 
up.  One  enthusiastic  piscator,  I  remember,  judging 
from  his  appearance,  came  from  the  slums  of  Netting 
Hill  on  the  strength  of  the  information  obtained  from 
the  "local  organ,"  openly  defied  the  police.  He  had  his 
fishing-rod,  which  consisted  of  a  long  trimmed  garden 
pea-stick,  wrested  from  him  by  a  constable,  and  had  the 
mortification  of  seeing  it  broken  up  and  thrown  into  the 
pond.  Firm  measures  had  to  be  taken,  or  the  place 
would  have  been  overrun  by  such  characters.  However, 
it  gradually  passed  off  quietly  without  any  magisterial 
proceedings,  as  the  transgressors,  I  need  hardly  state, 
were  the  victims  of  a  hoax  ! 

It  may  be  of  interest  to  say  that  the  boundary  line 
which  divides  the  two  parishes  of  St.  George,  Hanover 
Square,  and  St.  Margaret's,  Westminster,  runs  through 
the  centre  of  the  Serpentine,  Hyde  Park — the  north 
portion  belonging  to  the  former,  the  south  to  the  latter. 
I  have  seen  the  schoolboys  of  the  Westminster  parish, 
accompanied  by  the  officials,  performing  the  old- 
fashioned  custom  of  "beating  the  boundary"  with  long 
sticks.  They  commence  at  the  east  bridge,  where, 
about  the  middle,  just  above  the  water-level,  the  mark 
is  to  be  seen.  For  some  few  seconds  they  would  shout 
and  thrash  this  particular  spot  unmercifully.  They  then 
proceed  in  boats  in  a  direct  line  to  the  west  bridge  to 
the  other  boundary  mark,  where  I  suppose  a  similar 
ceremony  is  gone  through. 

NOTE.— The  subject  of  loss  of  life  by  drowning  has  heen  seriously  attended 
ti)  in  the  above  chapter :  therefore  I  would  like  to  take  the  opportunity  to  say 
that  it  has  just  come  under  my  notice  that  "a  more  simple  and  efficient  method 
of  artificial  respiration  to  the  apparently  drowned"  has  heen  discovered  by 
Professor  Schiifer,  and  strongly  advocated  by  "  The  Royal  Life  Saving  Society," 
also  by  the  Police.  The  Royal  Humane  Society,  however,  strictly  adheres  to  the 
"  Silvester  "  method,  and  as  to  which  of  the  two  it  the  most  effectual  opinion 
appears  to  be  divided.  Yet  it  is  well  worth  knowing  there  are  two  such  invaluable 
life  restoratives,  and  each  by  such  scientific  men  as  Dr.  Silvester  and  Dr.  Schafer. 


XVII.— "ROYALTY   IN  THE    PARK." 

J£  HAVE  in  other  chapters  alluded  to  Her  Most 
2k  Gracious  Majesty  the  late  Queen  Victoria  driving 

through  Hyde  Park  on  her  return  journey  from 
Buckingham  Palace  to  Windsor  Castle,  and  the  im- 
mense interest  displayed  by  the  record  attendance  of 
people  in  the  Park,  consequent  upon  that  rare  occasion. 
Of  course,  apart  from  this,  Her  Majesty  was  very  fre- 
quently in  the  Park  during  her  short  stay  in  London — 
in  fact,  I  should  imagine  the  Queen  \vas  most  fond  of 
Hyde  Park,  for  I  have  known  her  drive  out  both  morn- 
ing and  afternoon ;  even  should  she  have  held  a  Drawing 
Room  the  same  day,  she  was  out  as  soon  after  as  possible. 
It  was  not  an  uncommon  occurrence  for  Her  Majesty, 
upon  terminating  her  morning  drive  in  the  Park,  to  enter 
Rotten  Row,  usually  at  the  end  near  Kensington  Gardens, 
and  drive  down  the  centre  among  the  riders  to  Hyde 
Park  Corner — the  carriage  and  double  pair  of  splendid 
bays,  ridden  by  scarlet  and  gold  liveried  postilions,  Her 
Majesty's  Scotch  attendants  in  Highland  costume  being 
seated  behind — a  carriage  in  the  Row  was  a  novelty  to 
witness,  the  Queen  being  the  only  personage  that  I  am 
aware  of  that  could  command  the  right  of  driving  along 
that  fashionable  ride. 

I  would  now  also  be  pleased  to  write  a  little  of  what  I 
know  in  regard  to  our  present  gracious  and  beloved  Queen 
Alexandra's  attachment  to  the  Park.  Of  course,  I  have  to 
confine  my  experiences  to  the  period  when  Her  Majesty 
was  Princess  of  Wales,  and  I  must  ask  pardon  if  I  occa- 
sionally refer  to  Her  Majesty  by  the  title  she  then  bore. 

Many  hours  of  duty  at  Hyde  Park  Corner,  just 
inside  the  Apsley  Gates,  have  I  done,  both  among  the 
carriage  traffic  and  at  the  side  of  the  Royal  entrance — 
the  centre  gate — to  prevent  too  enthusiastic  admirers 
of  Her  Royal  Highness  pressing  near  her  carriage  as 
she  entered  or  left  the  Park,  this  particular  spot  being 
a  "  vantage  ground  "  for  those  on  foot  obtaining  a  view 
of  "  The  Princess,"  as  she  was  familiarly  referred  to. 

I  can  safely  say  that,  should  Her  Royal  Highness 
be  in  town,  and  if  no  engagement  or  important  function 


ROYALTY   IN   THE    PARK.  63 

prevented  her,  scarcely  a  day  during  the  season  but 
some  time  between  four  and  six  o'clock  the  Princess, 
accompanied  by  one  or  more  of  her  daughters,  in 
their  stately  carriage  and  pair,  would  enter  the  Park 
by  the'entrance  I  have  already  mentioned,  and,  should 
the  Park  be  very  full,  preceded  by  a  mounted  police 
constable,  was  driven  up  and  down  the  centre  of  the 
long  ranks  of  carriages,  gracefully  bowing  her  acknow- 
ledgments to  the  numerous  salutations  of  respect  and 
homage  which  nil  were  so  anxious  to  pay  her.  And 
however  often  Her  Royal  Highness  attended,  there 
never  was  the  slightest  abatement  in  the  enthusiasm 
shown,  from  the  highest  to  the  humblest.  Once  inside 
the  Park,  not  a  carriage  or  person  would  appear  to  me 
to  leave  until  she  had  finally  taken  her  departure.  And 
questions  such  as — "  Policeman,  will  the  Princess  come 
this  way  again?"  "  How  long  will  she  remain?"  "Which 
gate  will  the  Princess  leave  the  Park  by  ?  "  etc.,  etc., 
one  was  assailed  with  on  all  sides. 

One  old  lady,  in  particular,  I  shall  never  forget: 
very  grey,  quaintly  dressed,  but  neat  and  genteel,  tall  and 
thin,  upright  as  a  reed,  and  as  active  as  a  young  antelope, 
judging  from  the  manner  in  which  she  could  pop  about. 
Most  regularly  she  would  come,  and  most  persistently 
push  herself  to  the  front,  and  all  our  remonstrating 
with  her  as  to  the  danger  she  was  incurring,  of  being 
knocked  down  by  the  horses  or  carriage,  was  of  no 
avail — she  would  not  be  denied  from  making  her 
dignified  bow  to  the  Princess  as  she  entered  or  left 
the  Park,  so  much  so  that  H.R.H.'s  attention  was 
particularly  attracted  towards  this  constant  and  enthu- 
siastic old  soul,  and  she  became  quite  interested,  and 
caused  enquiries  to  be  made  concerning  her. 

I  would  here  point  out  that  Royalty  are  so  ever- 
lastingly being  pestered  by  fanatical  and  all  sorts  of 
crack-brained  people,  in  one  way  and  another,  that  it 
becomes  them  to  be  most  careful  to  whom  they  give  en- 
couragement or  pay  any  special  attention  to.  Although, 
in  this  particular  case — troublesome  to  us  though  she 
was — we  had  no  doubt  whatever  but  that  it  was 
genuine  enthusiasm  on  the  part  of  the  old  dame. 


64  HYDE   PARK. 


Yet  enquiries  were  instituted  regarding  her,  result- 
ing that  H.R.H.  was  assured  of  the  old  lady's  thorough 
respectability,  and  that  it  was  purely  love  and  devoted- 
ness  towards  Her  Royal  Highness  that  so  animated 
the  old  creature's  feelings  and  actions.  So,  to  crown 
her  happiness,  very  shortly  afterwards  a  favourable 
opportunity  offered  itself;  for,  while  driving  in  the 
Park  one  morning,  Her  Royal  Highness  caught  sight  of 
the  old  lady  taking  her  walk  on  the  footpath  alongside  the 
Ring  Road,  a  nice  quiet  part  of  the  Park.  Taking  advan- 
tage of  this,  H.R.H.  stopped  ;  and  fortunately,  in  attend- 
ance upon  Her  Royal  Highness,  was  Col.  the  Hon.  Oliver 
Montagu,  who,  I  regret  to  say,  has  since  passed  awaj',  but 
I  would  like  to  add,  was  for  so  long,  and  up  to  the  time 
of  his  death,  her  trusted  and  faithful  Equerry,  a  favourite 
in  the  private  family  circle  of  the  Prince  and  Princess, 
and  I  believe — and  am  pleased  to  say  my  knowledge  of 
him  quite  justifies  that  belief — the  most  esteemed  and 
greatest  personal  friend  of  Her  Royal  Highness  that 
ever  lived.  He,  at  her  request,  alighted  from  the 
carriage,  and  made  the  announcement  to  the  old 
lady  that  Her  Royal  Highness  would  be  pleased  to 
speak  to  her ;  but,  in  fact,  to  use  the  Colonel's  exact 
words,  he  smilingly  said,  "  Would  you  like  to  speak 
to  the  Princess  ?  "  Of  course  she  would  like  to  speak 
to  the  Princess — he  knew  that  very  well ;  still,  it 
was  in  his  usual  affable  manner  he  so  addressed  her — 
it  was  her  greatest  desire  on  earth,  and  that  she  should 
ever  realize  that  desire — well,  she  had  not  even  dreamt. 
So  her  joy  knew  no  bounds,  and  she  was  quickly 
at  the  side  of  the  carnage,  from  which  H.R.H.  graciously 
spoke  a  few  kind  words,  asking  after  her  health,  and 
remarking  how  very  frequently  she  saw  her  in  the 
Park ;  then,  expressing  hopes  that  she  might  long  enjoy 
the  best  of  health,  and  continue  to  take  her  walk  in  the 
Park,  Her  Royal  Highness  wished  her  "good  morning." 

With  this  unexpected  honour  the  old  lady  was 
highly  delighted,  and  for  many  a  long  day  afterwards 
related  the  incident  to  anyone  who  might  happen  to 
be  standing  near  her  while  waiting  at  Hyde  Park 
Corner  to  see  the  "  Princess." 


ROYALTY   IN  THE   PARK.  65 

It  was  not  unusual  in  the  morning  for  Her  Royal 
Highness  to  go  for  a  quiet  drive  in  her  phaeton  and 
pair ;  accompanied  only  by  her  servant,  she  would 
almost  unobserved  go  all  round  the  Park.  It  was  on 
one  of  these  "quiet"  drives  that  Her  Royal  Highness 
was  once  instrumental  in  averting  what  may  have 
turned  out  to  be  a  serious  carriage  accident  in  the 
Park.  Although  not  in  the  morning,  it  was  early  in 
the  afternoon,  and  some  considerable  time  before  the 
Park  would  become  full.  Her  Royal  Highness  was- 
being  driven  in  her  victoria  and  favourite  pair  of  beau- 
tiful greys,  accompanied  by  one  of  her  daughters 
— 1  believe  the  present  Princess  Royal — and  was  pro- 
ceeding along  the  carriage  drive  from  the  direction  of 
Hyde  Park  Corner  towards  Kensington  Gardens,  at  the 
entrance  gate  of  which  stands  a  policeman  on  duty. 
Upon  the  carriage  arriving  at  this  gate,  Her  Royal 
Highness  directed  her  coachman  to  pull  up,  and  with  a 
slight  wave  of  her  hand  beckoned  the  officer,  who  with 
a  salute  quickly  approached  the  side  of  the  carriage. 
Leaning  forward,  Her  Royal  Highness  very  impressively, 
but  in  her  accustomed  gentle  manner,  said  :  "Constable, 
I  have  just  passed  a  carriage  coming  this  way  in  which 
there  are  two  ladies,  and  one  of  the  wheels  appear  to 
me  to  be  in  a  most  dangerous  condition,  and  I  am  afraid 
an  accident  may  happen  to  them  ;  will  you  please  call 
their  attention  to  the  matter."  The  constable  thanked 
Her  Royal  Highness,  and  promised  to  fulfil  her  wish, 
and  for  that  purpose  took  up  his  stand  in  the  middle  of 
the  roadway  to  await  the  approaching  vehicle,  which  was 
now  in  sight,  and  which  the  Princess  was  most  careful 
to  point  out  before  proceeding  on  her  drive. 

Now  comes  the  most  amazing  portion  of  this  in- 
cident. The  constable,  as  I  have  already  stated,  placed 
himself  in  the  roadway,  and  when  the  carriage,  which 
contained  two  elderly  ladies,  came  within  a  few  yards, 
he  put  up  his  hand  to  the  coachman,  who  brought  it 
to  a  standstill.  The  constable  thereupon  lost  no  time 
in  imparting  the  news  to  its  occupants  of  the  jeopardy 
they  were  being  exposed  to,  and  also  that  they  owed 
this  important  information  to  no  other  personage  than 


66  HYDE    PARK. 


H.R.H.  the  Princess  of  Wales.  What  with  the  alarm 
at  their  imminent  danger,  and  the  surprise  at  their 
illustrious  informant,  they  were  not  a  little  discon- 
certed ;  but  they  very  quickly  managed  to  make  their 
exit  out  of  the  old  conveyance.  After  a  survey  of  the 
defective  wheel,  the  coachman  was  instructed  to  pro- 
ceed home  with  all  possible  care  and  caution  with  the 
empty  vehicle,  and,  giving  the  horses  a  slight  touch 
with  the  whip,  he  started  off  with  the  intention  of 
obeying  these  orders ;  but  they  had  not  gone  more 
than  half  a  dozen  yards  when  there  was  heard  a  crash  ! 
and  the  off  hind-wheel  of  the  old  ramshackle  landau 
went  to  pieces ;  spokes,  splinters,  and  the  various 
portions  of  wood  that  composed  the  wheel  fled  in  all 
directions,  the  tyre  wobbled  to  the  side  of  the  roadway, 
and,  as  may  be  supposed,  the  whole  concern  generally 
collapsed,  to  the  consternation  of  the  late  occupants. 
But  what  must  have  happened  had  the  horses  and 
carriage,  with  its  owners,  been  proceeding  at  ordinary 
speed  ?  personal  injury,  serious  or  slight,  would  have 
most  assuredly  attended  the  accident ;  even  should  the 
horses  be  only  going  at  a  common  jog-trot  pace,  they 
would,  as  in  most  cases  of  the  sort,  have  taken  fright, 
become  unmanageable,  and  dragged  the  vehicle  some 
considerable  distance.  In  such  an  event  the  consequence 
could  only  have  ended  in  one  thing — disaster.  On  the 
other  hand,  the  coachman  may  have  succeeded  in  pull- 
ing up  the  horses,  and  the  ladies  escape  with  simply  a 
shaking  and  a  few  slight  bruises.  All  this,  of  course,  is 
a  matter  for  conjecture ;  but  the  smash-up  was  inevitable 
sooner  or  later,  had  it  not  been  for  the  quick  perception 
and  prompt  action  of  Her  Royal  Highness,  to  whom  the 
ladies  expressed  at  the  very  earliest  opportunity  their 
most  grateful  thanks. 


XOTE. — At  the  commencement  of  this  chapter  I  referred  to  the  "  Centre  "  erf 
the  Apsley  Gates  as  the  Royal  entrance.  Strictly  speaking  this  is  so,  as  all  other 
than  Royal  carriages  or  Royal  conveyances  must  enter  by  one  or  other  of  the  two 
side  sates.  Yet  the  Regulations  are  that  the  Centre  Gate  is  a  general  exit  for  all 
vehicles  admitted — Royal  or  otherwise. 

The  only  Carriage  Gate  in  Hyde  Park  that  is  reserved  for  the  exclusive  use  of 
Royalty  is  the  Centre  Gate  of  the  .Marble  Arch  ;  in  tact,  it  is  opened  only  on  the 
•day  v.  hen  the  "  Sovereign  "  is  in,  or  may  be  expected  to  arrive  in  London. 


XVIII.— DOG   MUZZLING. 

••  When  Constabulary  duty's  to  be  done— to  be  done, 
A  Policeman's  lot  is  not  a  happy  one — happy  one  ! '' 

sings   the  policeman   in    Sullivan's   "  Pirates  of 
Penzance,"   and    I    really   think    I    never   had   a 
greater  realization  of  those  words  than  when  the 
"  rabies,"  or  dog  muzzling  order,  was  so  rigorously  en- 
forced, I  believe  some  time  in  the  'eighties.     In  many 
instances  I  am  afraid  it  brought  the  police  into  rather 
unfavourable  popularity,  for  the  order  was  most  rigidly 
carried  out — rich  and  poor,  big  dogs  and  little  dogs,  had 
all  alike  to  knuckle  under.     As  to  its  beneficial  results 
to  the  general  public  there  can  be  no  doubt ;  for  people 
must   bear   in    mind   that,  apart  from   the  "  muzzling 
order  "  insuring  the  public  safety  against  a  dog  (how- 
ever well   cared  for)  that   may  become    rabid  at  any 
moment,  especially  so  during  what  are  known  as  "  the 
dog  days,"  it  further  had   the   effect  of   clearing   the 
parks  and  streets  of  hundreds  of  half-starved  mangy 
mongrels   that   had   hitherto   been   roaming   about  at 
large,  to  the  common  danger  of  possibly  communicating 
that  terrible  malady  hydrophobia — of  course,  that  is  not 
to  say  but  what  the  police  are  "  constantly  "  taking  the 
precaution   to  seize   homeless  and  stray  dogs — still   I 
would  like  to  impress  the  fact,  that  the  order,  when  in 
force,  facilitated  the  clearance  of  a  considerable  greater 
number  of  these  undesirable  curs.     Consequently  the 
temporary  trifling  inconvenience  caused  by  having  to 
comply  with  this  "order"  surely  is   more   than    ade- 
quately compensated   for.      At   the  same   time   it  did 
appear  to  me  to  be  almost  an  absurdity  to  be  constantly 
having  to  request  a  lady  or  gentleman  to  keep  a  dog 
muzzled,  although  no  bigger  than  a  cat,  say  for  instance 
a  toy  Skye  or  fox  terrier ;    but  however  ridiculous  it 
may  have  appeared — as  they  frequently  retorted,  "  duty 
had  to  be  done." 


68  HYDE    PARK. 


I  had  occasion  once  to  make  such  a  request  to  the 
late  Sir  Henry  Irving  while  walking  in  the  Green  Park 
with  his  little  dog.  I  have  always  remembered  the  in- 
cident on  account  of  the  jocular  observation  the  great 
actor  made  to  me.  Having  politely  called  his  attention 
to  the  order,  Sir  Henry  stopped,  and  said  very  good- 
humouredly,  "  Who  made  this  order  ?  "  I  replied,  "  The 
Chief  Commissioner."  "  Indeed,"  said  he ;  "I  don't 
think  the  Chief  Commissioner  knows  what  he  is  talking 
about."  That  opinion  I  did  not  attempt  to  discuss,  for 
Sir  Henry  readily  applied  the  necessary  article  on  the 
little  dog's  head,  and  continued  his  walk  round  the 
Park.  I  need  hardly  state,  it  was  not  everyone  so 
requested  who  would  be  quite  so  agreeable. 

So  many  owners  of  dogs  appear  to  imagine  that 
once  inside  the  Park  they  were  at  liberty  to  remove  its 
headgear,  and  allow  it  to  have  a  free  run.  I  suppose 
it  was  only  natural,  after  all,  they  should  have  this 
consideration  for  their  canine  friends  or  pets;  unfor- 
tunately for  them,  however,  the  law  did  not  extend 
such  consideration,  for  there  is  no  more  reason  to 
believe  why  a  dog  should  not  become  mad  in  the  parks 
as  in  the  streets.  Hence  invariably  the  unpleasant 
altercation  between  policeman  and  owner. 

One  case  I  remember  well.  I  was  rather  pathetic- 
ally impressed  at  the  grief  of  a  little  five-year-old  boy, 
who,  in  company  with  his  governess  in  Hyde  Park  one 
morning,  had  their  dog  taken  away  from  them  by  a 
policeman.  Singular  to  relate,  it  was  a  little  son  of  the 
late  First  Commissioner  of  Royal  Parks  and  Gardens — 
Lord  Windsor  (Earl  of  Plymouth).  But  in  this  case  they 
had  omitted  to  bring  even  the  muzzle  with  them,  forgotten 
it — or  were  perhaps  unconscious  of  the  order;  at  any  rate, 
the  dog  was  promptly  seized  by  a  constable,  who,  as  I  ap- 
peared on  the  scene,  was  leading  it  off  towards  the  police 
station.  What  most  attracted  my  attention  was  the 
agitated  state  of  the  governess  and  distress  of  the  little 
fellow  at  the  apparent  loss  of  their  companion.  I 
approached  them,  and  would  gladly  have  endeavoured 
to  console  their  feelings  by  explaining  that  the  seizure 
would  only  be  temporary,  and  presently  things  would 


DOG   MUZZLING.  69 


be  all  right.  But  the  governess  would  not  give  me  the 
opportunity,  for,  taking  hold  of  the  little  boy's  hand — 
I  can  now  recall  seeing  him  in  his  "kilt  suit"  sobbing 
bitterly — she  rushed  out  of  the  Park  at  Grosvenor 
Gate,  in  the  direction  of  home,  as  though  her  very  life 
depended  upon  it,  presumably  to  impart  the  news  to 
her  master  or  mistress.  I  sharply  followed  after  the 
constable,  and  upon  overtaking  him  I  said,  "  Who  does 
the  dog  belong  to  ?  "  at  the  same  time  stooping  down, 
I  examined  the  plate  on  its  collar,  where  engraved  was 
the  name  Lady  Windsor,  etc.,  etc.  There  was,  how- 
ever, no  alternative  but  for  doggie — a  little,  short-legged, 
timid-looking  creature,  if  I  remember  rightly,  what  we 
•would  describe  as  a  "  Daschund  " — to  go  through  the 
usual  process.  The  constable  was  only  carrying  out 
his  duty,  but  I  took  steps  that  no  time  was  lost  in  a 
message  being  sent  to  the  residence  of  her  ladyship  to 
inform  her  that  upon  the  production  of  a  muzzle  and 
payment  of  the  authorised  fee  at  the  police  station, 
Hyde  Park,  the  dog  would  be  given  up  to  her  or  those 
\vho  represented  her.  It  is  scarcely  necessary  to  state 
this  was  immediately  complied  with,  and  all  ended 
amicably. 

Of  course  there  were  pleasant  as  well  as  unpleasant 
encounters  with  the  police  and  public  in  connection  with 
dogs.  Considering  the  length  of  time  I  was  in  Hyde 
Park,  my  reader  cannot  wonder  but  that  I  had  many 
opportunities,  in  one  way  and  another,  of  rendering 
service  on  behalf  of  that  most  sagacious  animal,  espe- 
cially in  the  case  of  ladies,  for  many  were  the  anxious 
faces  I  have  seen  come  to  make  enquiries  respecting  the 
lost,  strayed,  or  even  stolen  dogs;  and  many  are  the 
grateful  thanks  bestowed  for  enquiries  made  or  informa- 
tion given,  resulting  in  the  restoration  of  their  lost 
favourites.  I  could  rake  up  many  incidents  that  perhaps 
would  be  interesting  in  such  cases.  I  will,  however, 
conclude  with  a  short  story  of  the  extraordinary  friend- 
liness shewn  by  a  dog  towards  the  police,  for  as  a  rule 
dogs  do  not  like  policemen,  they  always  appeared  to  me 
to  fight  shy  of  us;  I  narrate  this  particular  story  be- 
cause this  dog  was  certainly  an  exception  to  the  rule. 


70  HYDE   PARK. 


"  Prince  " — a  beautiful  Dalmatian  (or  as  some  people 
describe  them,  "  carriage  dogs ")  was  brought  in  by  a 
constable,  apparently  having  lost  itself  among  the  busy 
traffic.  His  name,  with  name  and  address  of  owner — 
a  lady  residing  in  the  neighbourhood  of  Lancaster  Gate, 
Hyde  Park, — were  engraved  on  collar.  He  was  taken 
down  into  the  stable-yard  and  chained  up,  and  informa- 
tion sent  to  the  owner  in  the  ordinary  way.  I  think  it 
is  pretty  generally  known  that  the  police  do  not,  under 
any  circumstances,  restore  lost  dogs  at  the  residences 
of  their  owners  ;  they  or  their  servants  must  attend  at 
the  police  station.  "  Prince  "  was  eventually  sent  for, 
and  handed  over.  About  a  day  or  two  afterwards  he 
was  brought  in  again  by  another  constable,  with  the 
same  formality.  I  am  afraid  my  readers  will'  credit  me 
with  "  stretching  it "  to  say  he  very  shortly  was  brought 
in  the  third  time  ;  but  most  assuredly  he  was,  and  by  a 
constable  who  stated  the  dog  would  not  leave  him,  and 
that  he  had  no  alternative.  This  was  getting  beyond  a 
joke,  and  I  could  not  say  who  got  tired  first — we  in 
communicating,  or  the  owner  in  replying.  Of  one  thing 
1  am  sure ;  not  a  week  passed  during  that  season  with- 
out "  Prince  "  giving  us  a  visit.  If  no  one  would  accom- 
pany him,  he  found  his  way  alone  into  the  station,  and 
after  a  walk  round  through  the  various  rooms,  and,  as 
we  used  to  say,  had  "  reported  himself "  and  received 
a  few  pats  and  strokes,  from  us,  which  he  evidently 
appeared  very  much  to  appreciate,  "  Prince "  would 
then  quickly  take  his  departure  and  trot  off  in  the 
direction  of  home. 

Finally,  in  closing  this  subject — for  the  information 
of  owners  or  those  in  charge  of  dogs  who  may  not 
happen  to  know — I  will  endeavour  to  briefly  describe 
the  appearance  of  dogs  that  become  rabid,  or  are  seized 
with  fits  (fits  are  most  prevalent  in  the  hot  weather). 
I  do  not  profess  to  be  an  expert  on  canine  diseases,  but 
I  claim  to  have  had  a  certain  amount  of  experience  with 
such  cases  in  the  Park,  and  possibly  what  I  am  able  to 
state  may  not  be  without  some  helpfulness  in  alleviating 
or  ending  the  sufferings  of  any  unfortunate  animal  that 
may  be  so  affected.  The  symptoms  indicating  a  dog  as. 


DOG    MUZZLING. 


being  rabid  or  (mad)  are  its  excited  rushing  about, 
yelping,  snapping,  an  unnatural  glare  of  the  eyes,  and 
foaming  at  the  mouth,  and  the  sooner  it  can  be  destroyed 
the  better  for  every  one  concerned.  In  the  case  of  a 
dog  seized  with  a  fit,  is  that  it  usually  drops  on  its  side 
and  rapidly  works  its  legs  as  though  running,  occasion- 
ally pivoting  its  body  round  like  a  wheel.  Buckets  or 
cans  of  water  liberally  thrown  or  poured  on  the  head  I 
always  found  to  be  most  effectual  in  restoring  the  dog 
to  its  natural  state  again. 


XIX.— THE   "GUARDS"   AND 
"VOLUNTEERS." 

rv-  LTHOUGH  I  am  unable  to  give  an  elaborate  or 
lengthy  account  of  the  movements  of  these  dis- 
tinguished bodies,  I  cannot  refrain  from  giving  a 
short  chapter  of  my  experience — having  had  on  so  many 
occasions  to  attend ;  for,  as  everyone  knows,  they  are 
conspicuous  figures  in  Hyde  Park  during  the  summer 
months,  and  as  a  matter  of  course  the  police  are  always 
in  attendance  to  assist  in  keeping  the  ground,  etc.,  on 
the  occasion  of  reviews,  inspections,  and  even  ordinary 
battalion  drills.  The  "  Guards'  Ground"  is  the  premier 
portion  of  the  Park  utilised  for  these  spectacular  dis- 
plays— a  fine,  level  expanse  on  the  east  side,  and  fronting 
Park  Lane ;  superfluous  to  describe,  as  it  is  so  familiarly 
known  to  be  almost  the  exclusive  property  of  the  Foot 
Guards.  The  other  drill  ground  is  on  the  south  or 
Knightsbridge  side  of  the  Park,  and  is  known  as  "  The 
Exhibition  Ground,"  named  in  consequence  of  it  being 
the  site  of  the  Great  Exhibition  of  1851 ;  a  nice  tract  of 
ground,  but  not  quite  so  extensive  as  the  "  Guards."  It 
is  chiefly  used  by  the  Household  Cavalry  (which  ever 
regiment  may  be  quartered  at  Knightsbridge  Barracks), 
also  by  different  corps  of  rifle  volunteers  for  their 
evolutions. 

In  referring  to  Knightsbridge  Barracks  I  may  men- 
tion that  the  band  of  the  regiment  plays  selections  of 
music  in  front  of  the  officers'  quarters,  which  face  Hyde 
Park,  frequently  during  the  season,  usually  at  midday, 
and  is  considerably  patronised  by  those  riding,  driving 
and  walking.  No  military  display  of  any  particular 
magnitude  happened  during  my  service  in  the  Park,  but 
judging  from  what  I  have  heard  and  read,  there  must 
have  been  some  gigantic  and  imposing  sights  years  ago. 


THE   "GUARDS"   AND   "VOLUNTEERS."        73 

An  elderly  gentleman  in  the  Park  once  told  me  that  he 
remembered  seeing  the  old  Duke  of  Wellington  (to  use 
his  words)  "  Fight  the  Battle  of  Waterloo  over  again  in 
Hyde  Park."  That  must  indeed  have  been  an  imposing 
sight,  if  such  a  thing  ever  happened.  However,  be  that 
as  it  may,  there  is  no  doubt  there  is  not  the  number  of 
troops  simultaneously  paraded  now  as  used  to  be  in 
years  past. 

The  great  review  of  thirty  thousand  provincial 
volunteers  in  July,  1876,  by  H.M.  the  King  when  Prince 
of  Wales,  being  the  only  approach  that  I  am  aware  of. 
Of  course  we  had  the  annual  inspection,  or"  The  Duke's 
Inspection  "  (Duke  of  Cambridge)  as  it  was  familiarly 
known,  of  the  brigade  of  Guards,  and  was  looked  for- 
ward to  as  one  of  the  principal  events  of  the  "  Season." 
A  more  impressive  and  unique  sight  I  never  witnessed 
than  the  "  March  Past "  of  this  magnificent  column. 
The  stirring  music  of  the  massed  bands,  playing  to  each 
regiment  its  respective  favourite  regimental  tune  or 
march — "  The  Grenadiers,"  "  The  British  Grenadiers," 
"The  Scots,"  "  Bonnie  Laddie,"  and  so  on,  ranks  straight 
as  an  arrow,  firm  and  rigid,  so  to  speak,  as  a  brick  wall, 
as  company  after  company  swept  past  the  Duke  sur- 
rounded by  his  brilliant  staff,  at  the  saluting  point — 
that  in  itself  was  enough  to  make  a  lasting  impression 
on  one. 

With  reference  to  the  volunteers.  Saturday  even- 
ings during  the  months  of  May,  June  and  July  are 
occupied  by  the  different  corps  in  their  Inspection 
Battalion  drills,  etc.,  and  most  tiresome  duty  it  is  to 
keep  ground  on  these  particular  occasions,  for  there 
are  so  many  children  in  the  Park,  in  fact  all  ages  and 
classes  for  that,  and  the  constant  encroaching  and 
straggling  about  over  the  cleared  space  was  not  con- 
ducive to  one  keeping  the  best  of  tempers.  Business 
being  practically  over  for  the  week,  a  great  number 
of  people  flock  to  the  Park  to  see  the  Volunteers 
drill,  both  to  the  "  Guards  "  and  "  Exhibition  Grounds," 
the  latter  being  a  favourite  place  for  the  London 
Scottish  and  London  Irish;  the  "Guards"  being 
equally  patronised  by  other  corps ;  the  24th  Middlesex 


HYDE   PARK. 


(Post  Office)  usually  have  their  inspection  Saturday 
mid-day  on  one  of  the  above  months  on  the  Guards' 
ground.  *  The  late  Major-General  Sir  Henry  Trotter 
for  many  years  was  Inspecting  Officer  to  the  various 
corps. 


*  In  speaking  of  General  Trotter,  his  high  and  able  abilities 
as  a  Military  Officer  are  too  well  known,  and  needs  no  reminding 
from  me  ;  but  I  would  just  like  to  say — and  I  do  so  from  personal 
experience — that  a  more  genial  gentleman,  one  could  not  wish  to 
work  for.  It  was  not  unusual  for  him — in  order  to  accomplish  a 
particular  movement  on  the  part  of  the  troops  to  his  satisfaction 
— to  remain  until  the  dusky  hours  began  to  set  in.  After  making 
his  final  remarks  to  the  officers  and  men.  he  seldom  left  the  field 
without  giving  a  word  or  two  of  thanks  to  the  Police  for  their 
services  in  keeping  the  ground. 


XX.— SOCIALIST   RIOTS. 

concluding  this  little  book,  I  shall  give  a  brief 
account  of  the  "Battle  of  Hyde  Park"  as  we 
policemen  used  to  call  it:  that  was  during  the 
Socialist  Riots  in  1887,  most  of  my  elder  readers 
remember  that  anxious  time  in  the  West  End  of 
London.  I  have  very  good  reason  to  remember  it, 
for  I  received  a  serious  injury  to  my  back  on  that 
occasion,  which  confined  me  to  my  bed  for  some  time. 
The  looting  of  shops,  and  smashing  windows,  by  these 
mobs  of  so-called  unemployed  or  socialists,  was  not  an 
infrequent  occurrence.  Take,  for  instance,  only  a  short 
time  prior  to  this,  their  riotous  proceedings  after  leaving 
the  Park,  in  North  Audley  Street,  Grosvenor  Square. 
We  were,  however,  on  this  occasion  determined  that 
no  want  of  precaution  should  result  in  a  repetition  of 
such  wanton  lawlessness. 

On  the  18th  October,  1887,  we  had  information 
that  a  large  body  of  these  men  had  left  Trafalgar 
Square  to  march  to  Hyde  Park  to  hold  a  meeting 
there,  and  at  about  2  p.m.  they  began  to  come  into  the 
Park  at  Apsley  Gate  in  large  numbers,  and  proceeded 
to  that  part  of  the  Park  between-  Marble  Arch  and 
Grosvenor  Gate,  where  they  were  addressed  by  their 
leaders  for  about  two  hours ;  it  was  then  given  out  that 
they  would  have  a  "  march  round  " — that  meant  parad- 
ing through  the  streets,  and  squares,  and  they  all,  I 
should  think  not  far  short  of  a  thousand,  made  a  move 
across  the  Park  in  the  direction  of  Victoria  Gate.  We 
went  down  that  slope  that  lies  about  midway  between 
Grosvenor  and  Victoria  Gates.  I  don't  forget  hearing 
the  cracking  of  the  boughs  from  the  trees  as  we  pro- 
ceeded along,  and  saw  some  of  the  scoundrels  supplying 
themselves  with  cudgels,  it  then  occurred  to  me  mischief 
was  brewing.  I  remarked  this  to  another  sergeant,  whom 
I  happened  to  be  walking  near  ;  he  said,  "  Yes,  and  we 
had  better  keep  together,  as  there  are  not  many  of  us." 


-  76  HYDE    PARK. 


I  really  don't  think  there  were  more  than  twenty  police 
present  when  \ve  started,  but  we  soon  got  reinforced. 
There  certainly  were  a  few  mounted  constables,  who 
had  been  on  the  alert  near  GrosvenorGate,  in  readiness 
to  accompany  us,  and  these,  on  our  moving  off  across 
the  grass,  trotted  round  the  road  and  waited  at  Victoria 
Gate,  where  the  crowd  was  expected  to  leave  the  Park. 
Upon  our  approach,  and  seeing  the  mounted  men  near 
the  gate  (Victoria),  there  appeared  to  be — from  what 
cause  I  could  not  think  at  the  time — a  stampede  and  a 
general  rush  was  made  across  the  road  to  a  small  foot 
gate,  known  as  Clarendon  Gate,  it  is  opposite  Clarendon 
Place,  Bayswater  Road.     I  was  anxious  to  get  out  with 
them  in  the  event  of  their  committing  any  depredation, 
but,  simultaneously,  the  mounted  men  galloped  up  and 
barred  their  egress,  in  fact,  with  other  foot  constables, 
forced  them  back  into  the  Park.     In  leaving  the  Park 
by  this  gate  there  is  a  slight  incline  of  the  path,  which 
was   iron-railed   on   each   side.       I    had   succeeded   in 
getting  a  yard  or  two  up  this  incline,  but  the  pressure 
from  the  back  and  the  blockade  by  police  at  the  Gate 
fairly  wedged  us  in  for  a  few  seconds ;   all  was  panic 
now,  and  a  big  rush  was  made  back  into  the  Park.     It 
was  at  this  critical  moment  I  was  injured,  for  the  im- 
petus was  so  great  that  about  a   dozen  or  more  big 
fellows  fell  headlong  on  top  of  me  and  we  all  went  to 
the  ground.     I  was  underneath,  and  I  thought  my  back 
was  broken.     A  brother  Sergeant  (Kebby)  came  to  my 
assistance,  and  with  a  constable  dragged  me  out,  and 
placed  me  on  a  seat   close   by,  where    I    became  un- 
conscious.    He  left  the  constable  in  charge  of  me  and 
proceeded  into  the  melee,  where  he,  I  was  informed, 
very  soon  got  roughly  treated  himself.    Upon  my  coming 
to,  things  had  become  tolerably  quiet,  for  the  mob  had 
rushed  across  to  the  more  open  part  of  the  Park,  but 
what  attracted  my  attention  was  the  number  of  old 
hats,  sticks,  stones,  pieces  of  iron  railings,  etc.,  that  laid 
about  the  paths  and  roadway.     Evidently  our  men  had 
been  letting  them  have  a  hot  time  of  it.     I  was  asked  if 
1  would  be  conveyed  to  the  Hospital,  but  I  desired  to 
go  home,  and  was  taken  in  a  cab. 


SOCIALIST    RIOTS.  77 


Perhaps  a  short  paragraph  from  part  of  "The 
Daily  Telegraph  "  on  that  occurrence  will  not  be  un- 
interesting, it  will  certainly  convey  more  graphically, 
than  I  can,  to  my  readers  the  sort  of  characters  the 
Police  had  to  deal  with  at  that  time. 

"  DAILY  TELEGRAPH,"  October  19th,  1887. 

"  Led  by  the  scarlet  flag  carried  by  a  youth,  the 

"  men   trooped   across   the    Park    in   the   direction   of 

"  Victoria  Gate,  singing  the  chorus  of  a  song  which  the 

"  demonstrators  had  done  their  best  to  make  popular. 

"  There  was  no  regular  formation,  the  men  probably 

"  over  a  thousand  in  number,  straggling  as  they  pleased, 

"  and  covering  a  wide  area  of  ground.     As  soon  as  the 

"  move  was  manifest,  the  horsemen  (mounted  police) 

"  at   Grosvenor    Gate    galloped    round    the    row   and 

•'  headed  off  the  men,  whilst  bodies  of  constables  on 

"  foot  were   hurried   along   under  cover  of   the  trees. 

"  Foiled  in  their  efforts  to  reach  Victoria  Gate,  which 

"  would  have  afforded  adequate  means  of  egress,  the 

"  crowd  suddenly  turned,  thinking  to  outwit  the  police 

"  by  quitting  the  Park  by  the  two  smaller  gates  into  the 

"  Uxbridge  Road  opposite  Clarendon  Place  and  Albion 

"  Street.     But  the  police  officers  were  too  quick  for  the 

"  undisciplined  mob;  Supt.  Huntley  had  halted  his  men 

"  inside  the  Victoria  Gate,  which  had  led  to  the  flank 

"  movement  of  the  crowd,  and  more  mounted  patrols 

"  were  already  in  the  roadway  by  the  time  the  foremost 

"  of  the  demonstrators  arrived  at  the  lesser  exits  men- 

"  tioned,  while  inside  the  Park  the  constables  were  in 

"  the  position   to  dispute   the   passage   of    procession. 

"  Consequently,  when  the  roughs  saw  in  front  of  them 

"  a  body  of  policemen,  outside  as  well  as   inside  the 

"  railings,  there  was  a  general  flight  and  a  backward 

"  rush.     About  a  dozen  men  went  down  in  a  heap,  and 

"  others  took  advantage  of  the  opportunity  to  assault 

"  the  police,  one  of  whom,   Sergeant  Owen  62  A.  was 

"  so   badly   crushed,  that   he   was   incapacitated   from 

"further  duty.      Another  Sergeant,   Kebby  12 A.,  was 

11  twice  beaten  to  the  earth,  and  in  the  struggle  he  lost 

"  his  helmet.     Blows  were  dealt  on  all  sides  and  blooJ 

"  flowed.     The  banner-bearer  turned,  ran  across  the 


78  HYDE   PARK. 


'  ride  and  rallied  his  men  to  some  extent  in  the  open. 
'  Some  of  the  ruffians  seized  the  park  chairs  and  con- 
'  verted  them  into  formidable  weapons.  Others  up- 
'  rooted  the  iron  hurdles  and  broke  off  the  pronged  feet 
'  for  a  similar  purpose." 

Fortunately  the  ringleaders  were  apprehended  and 
sentenced  to  various  terms  of  imprisonment,  and  so  far 
as  Hyde  Park  was  concerned  nothing  further  took  place 
in  the  way  of  riotous  proceedings  by  Socialists,  for  very 
shortly  afterwards  came  that  memorable  Sunday  in 
Trafalgar  Square,  where  they  were  finally  smashed  up 
by  the  police  and  military.  I  was  not  present,  so  cannot 
go  into  details,  but  there  is  no  doubt  that  the  Socialists 
received  their  coup-de-grace  on  that  occasion,  at  all 
events.  I  was,  as  I  have  already  stated,  laid  up  for  a 
few  weeks,  but  I  am  thankful  to  say,  I  was  able  to 
return  to  duty  again,  and  continued  until  I  completed 
my  full  service,  and  was  granted  my  pension  at  Hyde 
Park 


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