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THE INNS OF 
GREECE & ROME 




SEEKING A TAVERN 



THE INNS 



OF 



GREECE ROME 



And a History of Hospitality Jrom the 
Dawn of Time to the Middle Ages 



BY 



W. C.FIREBAUGH 



With an Introduction 
by WiaiACE RICE 
and Illustrations by 
NORMAN LINDSAV 




CHICAGO 
PASCAL COVICI 

MCMXXVIII 




COPYRIGHT, 1923 

M. 



, 1998 

COVICI, 



129- T^CX; U^rixED STATES ay 



ILLUSTRATIONS 

PAGE 

Seeking a Tavern Frontispiece 

Vintage Experts 6 

Bringing in a Course SO 

At the Door of the Tavern 59 

The Vegetable Cook 79 

A Tavern Bedroom 121 

A Cabaret Girl 142 

An Innkeeper 194 

The Hostess of Apuleius 215 

Returning from the Tavern 226 



INTRODUCTION 

Surely there is fitness in having a man horn and reared 
in the best hotels of his time, of which his father was pro 
prietor, write a brief introduction to this interesting 
account of the best, and worst, inns of antiquity. For to 
most of us life outside the home, whether stately or 
humble, is an abnormal and too often a subnormal state 
of being, fully met when the only home one has known in 
early life is itself an inn. 

Reading of the hostelries of Greece and Rome as dis 
closed in the classic and post-classic writings of these 
lands, where the good old tradition of hospitality was 
often so grossly abused, one is left to wonder if it was not 
after all the exception that secured attention, if the honest 
keeper of the clean tavern, with its warmest welcome and 
savory food, was not in all ages performing his pious duty 
to his guests, simply and unostentatiously and unmen- 
tioned, while his ill favored competitor with his tricks of 
misrepresentation, adulteration, and secret theft caught 
the attention of poet and prose writer, who justly f ound 
him guilty of an inhumanity which stands forth as a 
sacrilege to the race. 

For giving shelter from the storm, drink to the thirsty, 
and food to the hungry has been at all times and places a 
fundamental duty; and men, however unable to attain 
their own ideals whether simple or lofty, have always been 
dutiful. The debt owed by host to guest was sacred and 
until lately has so remained in all stages of society, even 
those of savagery in which the stranger is perforce an 
enemy. Means of securing not mere immunity from 
plunder and attack but all the rites of hospitality have 



been noted by travellers in every continent where taverns 
had not yet been demanded by the numbers of sojourners. 
The sacredness of the wanderer s goods and person has 
been willingly conceded, even to the formation of a per 
manent bond between the provider of bread and salt and 
him who partakes thereof. May we not rightly assume, 
therefore, that even when the inns of antiquity are shown 
at their worst there were still countless hosts, respecters 
of the gods and worshipful of the rites of guestship, who 
welcomed the coming, rejoiced the staying, and sent good 
luck with the parting guest? 

But in modern days a more subtle danger threatens 
the ancient spirit* however maintained through the ages. 
The devil of industrialism has invaded the hotel, and even 
the revival of the roadside tavern in response to motor 
travel has been contaminated by the desire to make 
money first and allow the guest s comfort and pleasures to 
become a mere secondary consideration. 

Here I recall my father s sitting in the corridor down 
which his guests must depart, his spacious pockets filled 
with little flasks of choice liquor, with his own hands 
bestowing these upon the men who slept under his roof, 
not as an advertisement, not to secure their return thereto, 
but because they had enabled him to discharge a duty 
blest by the gods, for which he was duly thankful. 

Happy picture of a bygone age in these United States, 
and happy memory of a good man, best perhaps because 
so genial a host, now gone to his reward a long generation 
ago, having preserved into our own time the good and 
ancient tradition so vividly set forth in this entertaining 
volume. 

WALLACE RICE. 



been noted by travellers in every continent where taverns 
had not yet been demanded by the numbers of sojourners. 
The saqredness of the wanderer s goods and person has 
been willingly conceded, even to the formation of a per 
manent bond between the provider of bread and salt and 
him who partakes thereof. May we not rightly assume, 
therefore, that even when the inns of antiquity are shown 
at their worst there were still countless hosts, respecters 
of the gods and worshipful of the rites of guestship, who 
welcomed the coming, rejoiced the staying, and sent good 
luck with the parting guest? 

But in modern days a more subtle danger threatens 
the ancient spirit, however maintained through the ages. 
The devil of industrialism has invaded the hotel, and even 
the revival of the roadside tavern in response to motor 
travel has been contaminated by the desire to make 
money first and allow the guest s comfort and pleasures to 
become a mere secondary consideration. 

Here I recall my father s sitting in the corridor down 
which his guests must depart, his spacious pockets filled 
with little flasks of choice liquor, with his own hands 
bestowing these upon the men who slept under his roof, 
not as an advertisement, not to secure their return thereto, 
but because they had enabled him to discharge a duty 
blest by the gods, for which he was duly thankful. 

Happy picture of a bygone age in these United States, 
and happy memory of a good man, best perhaps because 
so genial a host, now gone to his reward a long generation 
ago, having preserved into our own time the good and 
ancient tradition so vividly set forth in this entertaining 
volume. 

WALLACE RICE. 



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CHAPTER I. 

Inns and Taverns of Antiquity A Nation s Inns an index to its 
roads and methods of transportation Inns of the great routes of Egypt 
Beer a National beverage Vintage Wines in the time of Rameses 
Tavern Songs Drinking and conviviality among students Method of 
making wine Cabarets of Alexandria Athenaeus the glutton 
Drunkenness among women Juvenal s accounts of the debaucheries of 
the Egyptians. 

One whose habits of mind prompt him to seek diver 
sion amongst company more select than that brought 
together by chance in some inn or tavern may deem such 
a subject unworthy of consideration and may even find 
fault with the writer for presuming to invite him upon 
such a ramble, for it will be a ramble, and along the little 
known byways of culture. In fact, a history of hospitality 
can not be less than a contribution to the most interesting 
chapter in anthropology: the chapter which deals with 
Survivals in Culture. Let us then remind him of the 
cellar of the Auerbachs, and the legends which have grown 
up around it: the ventas and posadas of the Spain of 
Cervantes, of many an enchanting passage in the Letters 
of James Howell, of the Wild Boar s Head kept by Mrs. 
Hurtig, in Eastcheap, of the Tabard Inne of Chaucer, and 
last, but not least, of the Mermaid Tavern, where Ben 
Jonson gained inspiration for much of his finest work! 

The inns and taverns of antiquity were not lacking in 
scenes which deserve to be reanimated and preserved. It 
is true that such establishments occupied a lowly station 

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~ i MI ii u*~m-*mm~m* 

and that the calling of the innkeeper was looked down 
upon, and even despised, but fortunately, the subject has 
an interest aside from the poetic, an interest which justifies 
the most minute treatment in detail. The nature of this 
interest will begin to make itself felt when we give thought 
to our inns and palatial hotels and the conditions which 
brought about such development. The institutions of our 
day fill a double purpose; they minister to the comforts 
and needs of their patrons, and they cater to the amuse 
ment and social needs of the public. That interchange of 
ideas which, more than any other factor, has refined and 
broadened civilization, and contributed to refinement in 
taste and standards of comfort, has its origin in three 
primary causes: wars of conquest, travel, and commerce, 
and the last named has contributed more than the other 
two. The greatest progress in the modern world has been 
made in the direction of overcoming space, whether by 
telephone, airplane, ocean greyhound, or luxurious trans 
continental trains, and the impetus behind all these is 
commerce. 

If, then, we examine the public houses of the ancients 
with closer attention, is it not in fact the same as though 
we were to dissect their civilization for purposes of con 
trast with our own? 

Are not a nation s inns an index to its roads and 
methods of transportation, as well as a true reflection of 
the national character? 

With this in mind we shall collect the scattered notices 
upon the subject and attempt to bring it together into a 
connected whole. For the present, we shall devote our 
principal efforts to the inns and taverns of Egypt, the 
Levant, Greece, and Rome; though in the future we hope 
to pursue the subject through the Dark Ages, and deal 
with the refectories and monastic orders which took upon 
themselves the burden which a dying commerce could no 



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longer support. The growth of gilds in France, Italy, the 
Low Countries, and England slowly rehabilitated com 
merce and the monastic orders were gradually relieved of 
their burden as we reach the age of Chaucer. 

With the most primitive ages we have no concern, for 
where traffic and commerce do not exist, where individuals 
do not travel, and the wild hordes wandering in search of 
spoil and pasturage are the only wayfarers, there is no 
necessity for an inn. 

The Heroic Age, however, furnishes us with an 
entirely different picture and one infinitely more beautiful 
and agreeable. Following an age of chaotic social rela 
tions we are confronted with a rude culture which finds its 
closest parallel in the writings of the Old Testament. It 
has been well said that the two great literary works which 
bear the closest resemblance to one another are the works 
of Homer and the Old Testament. This, on its face, is a 
startling assertion, but a little reflection will make the 
conviction stronger. These two collections of writings are 
emphatically the productions of two opposed civilizations 
which had progressed to about the same stage of develop 
ment. In both we have wars and rapine; both are largely 
poetic and poetry is older than prose as a literary medium. 
In both we find a realistic description of practically the 
entire circle of life down to its smallest details: might 
begins to yield the palm to wisdom and guile, but hos 
pitality is still a duty and an obligation. Even in that age 
individual traveling was by no means common. Save in 
the instances of Egypt, Tyre, and Sidon, and probably 
Cnossos, commercial intercourse was of little importance: 
it was carried on almost exclusively upon the water and at 
its best was but little removed from piracy. The urge to 
go out into the world to gain knowledge, that divine 
dissatisfaction from which all progress comes and which, 
in the ages to follow, was to inspire the works of Herodotus 



4 THE INNS OF 

and Rutilius, had not yet awakened. A few, perhaps, 
visited relatives or friends living near at hand, or some 
vagrant may have fled from the scene of his crime of 
passion. Yet even in that age, and before it, we know of 
the sack of Cnossos, and read of the wanderings of 
Ulysses. He, however, was an unwilling traveler and was 
driven by powers beyond his control. 

In the early heroic age there were no special establish 
ments designed to profit from the necessities of strangers. 
An arrangement nobler and more beautiful served as a 
substitute, and a general hospitality, founded upon 
religion, custom, and obligation, was practised. 

Taking our subject in order, we will begin with Egypt, 
whose monuments have preserved more than one scene in 
wineshop and tavern, and whose festivals are the very 
stuff of which the purest hospitality (purissimae impur- 
itatis) was made. 

"No people/* says Brugsch, in his Historie d Egypt, 
" could be gayer, more lively, or of more childish sim 
plicity, than those old Egyptians who loved life with all 
their hearts and found the deepest joy in their very 
existence* Everybody was fond of enjoyment, sang, 
drank, danced, and made excursions into the country." 

"They loved the flowing cup when work was done," 
remarks Arnold, in his History of Beer and Brewing, "and 
perhaps, sometimes, when work was not yet done. Thus 
the hieroglyphics tell us, and thus, too, do their ancient 
literature, their imperishable monuments, their inscrip 
tions, their papyri, nay, even their temples and their 
tombs. 3 * 

"Beer was the national beverage of the Egyptians, and 
it was perhaps with them first of all, prior to the Baby 
lonians and Assyrians, that barley was grown and beer 
made. Beer was as intimately interwoven with Egyptian 
life as it is with that of any modern European country 



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where the vine is not grown in abundance. Four thousand 
years ago the Egyptian peasant and landowner drank it, 
as did the craftsman, the soldier, the merchant, the priest, 
and the king. They brewed beer and they drank beer 
down to the very last of the Pharaohs, under the 
Ptolemies, as under the Roman rule. Even today, the 
poverty-stricken fellah drinks his old fashioned Egyptian 
beer, just as his ancestors did under Senefru or Thothmes, 
or Rameses, and he is still bearing the same yoke they did, 
thousands of years ago, and as much imposed upon and as 
much tyrannized over as they were. But he does not 
alone DRINK his beer in the same fashion, HE ALSO MAKES 

IT IN THE SAME WAT*" 

Maspero, in his "Sketch from Life in an Ancient 
Egyptian City/ 5 has combined and condensed an immense 
amount of material from original sources into a connected 
and, lucid description which we hasten to quote: 

The scene is probably laid in some Egyptian city of 
the New Empire, circa 1300 B. C., in the time of Rameses 
IL In our wanderings through the streets of this city we 
come at length to a beer-house or tavern. , <^*~ - . 

"The reception-room has been freshly lime washed," 
says Maspero. "It is furnished with mats, stools, and 
armchairs, upon which the habitual customers sit side by 
side, fraternally drinking beer, wine, palm brandy (shodu), 
cooked and perfumed liquors, which would probably seem 
detestable to us, but for which the Egyptians display a 
strong taste. The wine is preserved in large amphorae, 
pitched outside, and closed with a wooden or clay stopper, 
over which some mud is laid, painted blue and then 
stamped with the name of the owner or the reigning 
Pharaoh. An inscription in ink, traced upon the jar, 
indicates the origin and the exact date of the wine: THE 

YEAE XXIII, IMPORTED WINE; THE YEAR XIX, WINE OF 

BOUTO, and so on. 



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"There is wine of every variety, white and red; wine 
from Mareotis, wine from Pelusium, wine of the Star of 
Horus, Master of Heaven, native growths from the oases, 
wines of Syene, without counting the wines of Ethiopia, 
nor the golden wines which the Phoenician galleys bring 
from Syria. 

"Beer has always been the favorite beverage of Ihe 
people. It is made in a mash-tub of barley steeped in 
water, and raised by fermented crumbs of bread. When 
freshly made it is soft and pleasant to the taste, but it is 
easily disturbed and soon turns sour. Most of the 
vinegar used in Egypt is made from beer. This defect is 
obviated by adding an infusion of lupine (?) to the beer, 
which gives it a certain bitterness and preserves it. 

"Sweet beer, iron beer, sparkling beer, spiced beer, per 
fumed beer . . . cold or hot, beer of thick sticky millet 
like that prepared in Nubia and amongst the negroes of 
the Upper Nile. The beer-houses contain stores of as 
many varieties of beer as of different qualities of wine. 

"If you enter, you are scarcely seated before a slave or 
a maid-servant hastens forward and accosts you: * Drink 
unto rapture, let it be a good day, listen to the conversa 
tion of thy companions and enjoy thyself/ Every 
moment the invitation is renewed: " Drink, do not turn 
away, for I will not leave thee until thou hast drunk/ 
The formula changes, but the refrain is always the same 
. . drink, drink, and again, drink. The regular cus 
tomers do not hesitate to reply to these invitations by 
jokes, usually of the most innocent kind: Come now, 
bring me eighteen cups of wine with thine own hand. I 
will drink till I am happy, and the mat under me is a good 
straw bed upon which I can sleep myself sober. * (The 
remarks of the drinkers are taken from a scene of a funeral 
meal in the tomb of Ranni, at El-Keb. I have para 
phrased them to make them intelligible to modern readers.) 




VINTAGE EXPERTS 



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They discuss together the different effects produced by 
wine and beer. The wine enlivens and produces benevol 
ence and tenderness; beer makes men dull, stupefies them, 
and renders them liable to fall into brutal rages. A man 
tipsy from wine falls on his face, but anyone intoxicated 
by beer falls and lies on his back. The moralists reprove 
the excesses, and cannot find words strong enough to ex 
press the danger of them. "Wine first loosens the tongue 
of man, even wresting from him dangerous words, and 
afterwards it prostrates him, so that he is no longer 
capable of defending his own interests. Do not, there 
fore, forget thyself in breweries; be afraid that words may 
come back to thee that thou hast uttered without knowing 
that thou hast spoken. When at last thou fallest, thy 
limbs failing thee, no one will help thee, thy boon com 
panions will leave thee, saying: * beware of him, he is a 
drunkard! Then, when thou art wanted for business, 
thou art found prone upon the earth, like a little child. 
Young men especially should avoid this shameful vice, 
for beer destroys their souls. He that abandons himself 
to drink is like an oar broken from its fastening, which no 
longer obeys on either side; he is like a chapel without its 
god, like a house without bread, in which the wall is 
wavering and the beam shaking. The people that he 
meets in the street turn away from him, for he throws 
mud and hoots after them until the police interfere and 
carry him away to regain his senses in prison." 

Thus has Maspero given us an intimate picture of 
Egyptian life under Rameses IE, enabling us to glance 
back over the centuries. 

We shall probably be greeted with song and laughter 
in the next tavern we enter. The company will be jolly 
and bent on festivities and both string and wind instru 
ments will contribute to the occasion. While we are 
catching up with the rest of the party and sampling the 



8 THE INNS OF 

stock in trade, singers will entertain us with something 
like the following: 

Let sweet odors and oils be placed for thy nostrils, 

Wreaths of lotos flowers for thy limbs 

And for the bosom of thy sister (mistress), dwelling in thy heart, 

Sitting beside thee. 

Let song and music be made before thee. 

Cast behind thee all cares and mind thee of pleasure, 

Till cometh the day when we draw towards the land 

That loveth silence.* 

The Horatian philosophy of Carpe Diem was thus not 
original with the Augustan, Why should they not make 
merry: 

"Whether your term of life drags on in sorrow, 
Or in some grassy nook you forget tomorrow, 
Dallying and idling at your leisure 
Wooing with Palernian your pleasure, 
While Youth and Fortune grant you power, 
While yet the Sisters threads endure. . . . 

and the Egyptian, fatalist and almost Epicurean, withal, 
goes on to say: 

For no one can take away his goods with him, 
Yea, no one returns again who has gone hence, f 

Every now and then there is mention of students 
private drinking bouts with doubtless all the con 
comitants of a successful party, for it was not the 
Egyptian custom to deprive the women of the social 
indulgences in which the men took such delight. Abste 
miousness was no part of the creed of Egyptian woman 
hood, as is easily seen from tomb decorations, frescoes, con 
temporary literature, and the like, and the gilded youth 
of the day took its pleasures where it found them even as 

*Duemichen, Hist. lose. II, 40. 

fHatris 500 Pap. Maspero EtuA Egypt L 



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our own today. In proof of this statement we have the 
evidence of a letter written by some teacher or tutor to 
his pupil who "did forsake his books/ 5 and "did wander 
from street to street." 

Thou art caught as thou dost climb upon walls, 

And dost break the plank, 

The people flee from thee, 

And thou dost strike and wound them.*** 

Yes, even in that dark age the college boys were 
enlightened enough to have acquired a taste for beer, 
wine, palm brandy, or other ardent spirits : " every evening, 
the smell of beer, the smell of beer (that) drives men 
away/* Our rah-rah boy of long ago was also " instructed 
how to sing to the flute, to give a monologue to the 
accompaniment of the pipe, to intone the lyre, to sing to 
the harp." 

Another budding genius, who probably found the cost 
of high living totally out of all proportion to the allowance 
granted him by his father, is advised by that worthy man 
" to content himself with two jugs of beer and three loaves 

of bread."! 

Nor are drinking and conviviality the only subjects 
allied to hospitality upon which antiquity has com 
mented* As there was a cause, so also was there an effect 
and we learn quite a little about that famous "pulling of 
the hair/* that morning-after-the-night-before feeling. 
The Egyptians used a very simple and popular remedy to 
cure it; a remedy which, since the discovery of the 
bromide pick-me-up, has become obsolete in the so-called 
western civilizations, but one which the writer has often 
seen used when the guests of some Chinese mandarin were 
a trifle heavy and lumpy in spots after undergoing a 

*Pap. Anastasi, in Sd. Papyri 
f Sallier Papyri. 



10 THE INNS OF 

course of sprouts at the august table. Athenaeus also 
mentions the same specific, and the English translator of 
his work has put the verses into English rhyme: 

Last evening you were drinking deep, 
So now your head aches, go to sleep; 
Take some boiled cabbage, when you wake 
And there s an end of your headache. 

And, fortifying his position still further, he runs on, 
"and Eubulus says, somewhere or other," 

Quick, wife! Some cabbage boil of virtues healing, 
That I may rid me of this seedy feeling. 

Some idea of the amount of wine and beer available in 
Egypt (its population probably did not exceed some seven 
and one-half millions) may be gained from the Great 
Harris Papyrus, a document one hundred and thirty- 
three feet in length, in which are recorded the endowments 
of Rameses III, during a reign of about thirty-one years. 
The amounts of wine and beer granted by him to the 
temples were: 

Jars of Wine 256,460 

Jugs of Beer 466,303 

The capacity of the beer jugs is not known to us, but, 
judging by their bulk in proportion to the human figures 
in the frescoes, they must have held more than one 
gallon, and we thus arrive at the conclusion that the 
average annual contribution of beer for sacrificial pur 
poses was about fifteen thousand gallons, and, of wine, 
probably about nine thousand five hundred gallons. Nor 
should we assume that these beer and wine endowments 
were in the form of a levy upon the people. They prob 
ably came direct from the royal treasury and are set down 
as regular expenses for the sacrificial fund. "There can 
be no doubt that the department for the management of 



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the royal domains, that is, in this case, the royal brewery, 
made the beer/ * 

From what has gone before we can infer that the 
taverns of old Egypt were no less popular there than else 
where, and we have the testimony of Strabo, the geo 
grapher, to the conditions which in his day prevailed at 
Canopus. 

"They sail by this canal to Schedia," says mine author, 
"to the great river, and to Canopus, but the first place at 
which they arrive is Eleusis. This is a settlement near 
Alexandreia and Nicopolis, and situated on the Canopic 
Canal. It has houses of entertainment which command 
beautiful views, and hither resort men and women who 
are inclined to indulge in noisy revelry, a prelude to 
Canopic life, and the dissolute manners of the people of 

Canopus."f 

Nor is this the only passage in which Strabo makes 
mention of the taverns and cabarets of that joyous clime: 

"But remarkable above everything else is the multi 
tude of persons who resort to the public festivals, and 
come from Alexandreia by the Canal. For day and night 
there are crowds of men and women in boats, singing and 
dancing without restraint, and with utmost licentiousness. 
Others, at Canopus itself, keep hostelries, situated on the 
banks of the Canal, which are well adapted for such kinds 
of diversions and revelry." J 

The theory of decantation as a preservative and 
ripener was well known to the Egyptians, who taught it 
to the Hebrews. According to Strabo the Mareotic 
vintage was very highly esteemed after having ripened 
and aged, the process being aided by decantation. The 
Egyptians had several methods of pressing the grapes. 

*Arnold, supra cit. p. 77. 
fLib. XVH, Chap. I, No. 16. 
{Lib. XVII, Chap. I, No. 17. 



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Sometimes they trod them under foot in stone troughs but 
their more general practice seems to have been as follows: 
they would weave an osier weir, enclose the grapes therein, 
as though in a hammock of fine meshed net, and then have 
recourse to torsion by means of bars to press the juice and 
permit it to flow into a vessel placed to receive it. 
Wilkerson has produced a bas-relief in which this process 
is illustrated. 

In the age of the Ptolemies, wine had come to be 
regarded as one of the sources of wealth and one of the 
glories of that sensual land. Athenaeus has transmitted 
much information concerning the vintages, indicating 
their respective claims to excellence, as, for example, their 
color, their headiness, their excellence, their bouquet, taste, 
and so on. That of Coptos is light and an aid to diges 
tion, and was prescribed to patients with fevers. The 
Mareotic was an excellent white wine, with an exquisite 
bouquet, diuretic, and as it destroyed neither co-ordina 
tion nor lucidity, it was little likely to give one that 
morning-after-the-night-before feeling. Another there is 
called by some Alexandrine the best, but the finest of 
all was the wine which was produced on that tongue of 
land between the sea and the lake, which was called the 
Taeniotic, the ne plus ultra of the Egyptian wines, and 
it was of a dark yellow color. 

Athenaeus, always the glutton whom he professes to 
be, omits, nevertheless, a number of vintages which ought 
to be included. Far be it from us to reproach him for 
having omitted to mention the wine of Libya, a detestable 
beverage which the proletariat at Alexandria drank and 
guzzled whenever anything but water or beer came its 
way. " It is bad," says Strabo. " One is likely to discover 
more sea water than wine in one of those casks, which, 
along with their beer, is the drink of the commoners at 
Alexandria. One is reminded of the smuggling conven- 



GREECE & ROME 13 

tions on the Cliina coast, when, if one were to substitute 
counterfeit coin on the Chinese bootlegger who was good 
enough to supply the needs of the enlisted personnel of the 
Navy, his successor was certain to have as many bottles 
of sea water as there were counterfeit coins in the original 
order. And this, at five Mexican dollars per head, not 
withstanding the peril of hauling such contraband cargo 
up the side of a white ship with a white pack thread, 
there was always the danger that some officious officer 
might look overside and beat the bottle to its destination 
before the prospective owner could cache it and himself. 
But the elegant gastronomer and refined host and enter 
tainer should not have failed to mention the Sebennytici 
vini which were derived from the mixture and blending of 
the juices of three different grapes, whose slips came from 
three different parts of Greece, and which the gluttons at 
Rome set such store by. 

"The Sebennytici," says Pliny, "come from three 
varieties of grapes called Thasian, Oethalus, and Peuce." 
It would only be just, then, should Athenaeus, in speaking 
of the wine that abounded under the name of Arsinoite, 
and which came from the oasis of that name, to pay 
tribute to it. Lastly, Athenaeus, in editing his list of the 
wines of Egypt, should not have passed over in silence the 
wine of Meroe, which is often confounded with Mareotic, 
its pale rival, more especially as Lucan, in a passage no 
less bombastic than eloquent, has taken the trouble to 
distinguish between these two exquisite vintages. The 
passage occurs in his description of the banquet of Caesar 
and Cleopatra, and is one of the finer points in Egyptian 
wine making: 

"Many birds and wild beasts did they set before them, 
the Gods of Egypt; and crystal supplied the water of the 
Nile for their hands, and capacious bowls studded with 
gems received the wine, but not of the grape of Mareotis, 



14 THE INNS OF 

but noble Falernian, to which, in a few years, Meroe had 
imparted maturity, compelling it, otherwise full of 
maturity, to ferment."* 

The immoderate thirst of the drunkards of Egypt 
could not have been assuaged by anything short of that 
abundance of liquors of exquisite savor, nor could the 
unbridled passion for drunkenness which the women 
manifested have been sated otherwise. The bas-reliefs and 
tombs furnish peremptory evidence of this devouring 
passion, and, among a host, one illustration is often cited, 
in which two women are represented, one of them paying 
her dues to nature, being full of drink, while the other 
holds her head and renders her kind service. The orgies 
of Memphis and Alexandreia have been perpetuated by 
pictorial art as well as by literature, and the scenes in 
Pierre Louys* Aphrodite are by no means an exaggeration. 
On the contrary, they are well within the limits of art and 
are, if anything, less than realistic. A slave, holding a 
basin whilst her mistress discharges the bile from a 
stomach which can endure no more, is also an illustration 
well known to the Egyptologist, and in still another bas- 
relief we see two slaves supporting their master, who is 
dead drunk, on his precarious voyage home from the com- 
messatio. Joseph, therefore, had reason on his side when 
he remarked that of all people in the world, the Egyptians 
were the most debauched, and there is little of hyperbole 
in the statements of Strabo, quoted above, or in the 
terrible passage from Juvenal which follows. A passage 
that seethes with energy and contempt, with sarcasm and 
satire, a banquet at Tentyra or Canopus or Ombi, the 
brawling and fighting which are the inevitable sequelae, 
more especially when the same city limits contained the 
revelers and their enemies. The passage occurs in Satire 
XV, lines 33 to 83. 

*Pharsalia, Lib. X, 



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"Between the neighboring towns of Ombi and Tentyra 
there burns an ancient and long cherished feud and 
undying hatred, whose wounds are not to be healed. 
Each people is filled with fury against the other because 
each hates his neighbors gods, deeming that none can be 
held as deities save its own. So when one of these peoples 
held a feast, the chiefs and leaders of their enemies 
thought good to seize the occasion, so that their foe might 
not enjoy a glad and merry day, with the delight of grand 
banquets, with tables set out at every temple and every 
crossroad, and with night-long feasts, and with couches 
spread all day and all night, and sometimes discovered by 
the sun on the seventh morn" Egypt doubtless is a rude 
country, but in indulgence, so far as I myself have noted, 
its barbarous rabble yields not to the ill-famed Canopus. 
Victory, too, would be easy, it was thought, over men 
steeped in wine, stuttering and stumbling in their cups. 
On the one side were men dancing to a swarthy piper, 
with unguents, such as they were, and flowers and chaplets 
on their heads; on the other side a ravenous hate. First 
come loud words as preludes to the fray; these serve as a 
trumpet to arouse their hot passions; then, shout answer 
ing shout, they charge. Bare hands do the fell work of 
war. Scarce a cheek is left without a gash; scarce one 
nose, if any, comes out of the battle unbroken. Through 
all the ranks might be seen battered faces, and features 
other than they were; bones gaping through torn cheeks, 
and fists dripping with blood from eyes. Yet the com 
batants deem themselves at play and waging a boyish 
warfare because there are no corpses to trample. What 
avails a mob of so many thousand warriors if no lives be 
lost? So, fiercer and fiercer grows the fight; now they 
search the ground for stones, the natural weapons of civic 
strife, and hurl them with bended arms against the foe; 
not such stones as Turnus or Ajax flung, or like that with 



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which the son of Tydeus struck Aeneas on the hip, but 
such as may be cast by hands unlike to theirs, and born in 
these days of ours. For even in Homer s day the race of 
man was on the wane; earth now produces nothing but 
weak and wicked men that provoke such gods as see them 
to laughter and loathing. 

"To come back from our digression, the one side, rein 
forced, boldly draws the sword, and attacks with a 
shower of arrows; the dwellers in the shady palm groves 
of the neighboring Tentyra turn their backs in headlong 
flight before the Ombite charge. Hereupon, one of them, 
overafraid and hurrying, tripped and was caught; the 
conquering host cut up his body into scraps and morsels, 
that one dead man might suffice for everyone, and 
devoured it, bones and all. There was no stewing of it in 
boiling pots, no roasting upon spits so slow and tedious 
they thought it to wait for a fire that they contented 
themselves with the corpse uncooked. 5 * 

Wine, however, not only intervened in the affairs of 
the Egyptians and Hebrews, Phoenicians and Assyrians, 
to arouse them to violence and cause such bloody affairs 
as that described above, it also played an important part 
in the settlement of disputes and business difficulties 
everywhere. It was one of the principal sinews of com 
merce and credit through all antiquity, and, incidentally, 
the one means by which a contract was sometimes 
concluded. Among the Romans, and among our own 
forefathers of the Middle Ages, no affair of importance 
was disposed of without taking a drink upon it, and it i 
so today, in the countries still fortunate enough to be free 
from the^ propaganda of zealots and bigoted reformers, 
whether it be the little intrigue of some artizan or the 
vital concern of some cabinet minister, whether the pledge 
be red zinfandel or some rare brandy, the ratification 
(rata fiat) is never complete without this last formality. 



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And it was the same amongst the Phoenicians, and after 
them with the Hebrews, for they derived many of their 
business usages from the merchant princes of Tyre and 
Sidon. When a bargain had been struck, and a satis 
factory understanding reached they shook hands, and 
ordered a drink called "Chopen," that is to say, meta 
phorically, the wine of the land, to drink to celebrate the 
treaty. The French word chopine is said to have come 
from this custom. It is not impossible, but it is certainly 
very ingenious, if true, or, in our newspaper parlance, 
interesting if true. 

We have said above that beer was the drink most in 
demand in Egypt, and Diodorus Siculus has credited 
Osiris with the invention of it. c< Wherever a country did 
not permit the culture of the vine, there he (Osiris) 
taught the people how to brew the beverage which is 
made of barley, and which is not greatly inferior to wine 
in odor and potency. 55 * 



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CHAPTER EL 

Assyrian and Babylonian inns conducted by women Laws reg 
ulating inns Drinking led to most unbridled extremities Entire tity 
of Nineveh in different degrees of intoxication Aromatic wines 
Hebrew conception of hospitality The inn at Bethlehem where Joseph 
and Mary were forced to take skelter in the stable in which Jesus was 
lorn Donovan s description of the caravanseraei at Kuchan. 

In closing our account of the professional hospitality 
amongst the Egyptians we should bear in mind that they 
regarded the affairs of everyday life, whatever their tenor, 
as of little importance; on the other hand, they lavished 
untold wealth and meticulous care upon their tombs as 
the places of eternal silence and the sanctuaries to which 
they withdrew themselves to sleep out time. In these 
tombs the character of the Egyptian, king or noble, was 
accurately mirrored, and a sense of dignity, aloof and 
impersonal, was probably as deeply imbedded in his 
character as the desire for life itself. 

Our information as to Assyrian and Babylonian inns 
and taverns is necessarily limited because of the fact that 
their ruins were buried deep below the surface of the coun 
try as it is today. Until a relatively recent period we 
knew little of their records and experienced the greatest 
difficulty in deciphering such of their inscriptions as had 
come to light. Now, however, clay tablets, sherds, and 
tiles have begun to give up their information and the pic 
ture is becoming more and more distinct, though they are 
still far from complete* In the code of Hammurabi (B, C. 
circa 2225) we have a few facts from which we may infer 
with reasonable certainty that wine and beer were vended 
and drunk upon the premises. The ownership of such 
beer-houses, wine-shops, or taverns, as were conducted in 



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Nineveh and Babylon seems to have been vested in the 
hands of big merchant princes who installed women as 
managers, and these women actually conducted the 
resorts. Payment seems to have been made in grain, the 
price of which was fixed by statute. Patrons were given 
credit and the score was paid after the harvest. Women 
conducting such places were forbidden by law to demand 
money, as this might have caused the customer em 
barrassment or inconvenience, and the establishment 
would also have profited if, after the harvest, there had 
been a fall in the price of grain. Each evasion or con 
travention of this law was punishable with death. The 
paragraphs vital to our subject follow: 

No. 108. If any of the wine-selling women have not 
accepted grain in lieu of money, but have 
insisted upon money in ordinary coin, and 
thus have assisted in lowering the price of 
drink and grain, she shall be summoned 
and thrown into the water. 

No. 109. If rebels have assembled in the house of a 
wine-selling woman, and she has not seized 
upon them and led them to the fortress, 
she has forfeited her life. 

No. 110. If a priestess who does not reside in the 
convent have opened a dram shop, or if she 
have entered there with the purpose of 
drinking, she shall be burned. 

It is of interest to note that the huge block upon 
which the laws were inscribed had been erected in the 
temple at Esagil, which was the temple of Bel Merodach, 
in Babylon. It was discovered in 1901-2 by De Morgan, 
French archaeologist, and a Dominican monk named 
Scheil, in the acropolis at Susa. Evidently it had been re 
moved from Babylon by the Elamites. Its contents 
prove an astonishing degree of civilization in early Baby- 



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Ion and only recently it was invoked as a precedent by a 
jurist in St. Louis, Missouri. 

In addition to the native products, such, for example, 
as the wines made from palms and dates, caravans also 
transported the choice vintages of neighboring countries. 
Drinking was almost universal. Royal banquets were 
always heavily provided with wine, as both Daniel and 
Curtius Rufus testify, and the daily fare of the upper 
classes would have been ill esteemed without the benign 
and cheering influence of the spirit of the grape. In the 
houses of the wealthy, fruit juices were fermented and 
mead and cordials were common. Curtius Rufus, in his 
history of Alexander the Great, states that in Babylon 
drinking was an out and out vice, and that in many 
instances it was carried to the most unbridled extremes 
and led to excesses such as even the court of Rome knew 
but infrequently. 

As to Assyria, Maspero has drawn the following 
picture from original sources: 

"The Assyrian is sober in ordinary life, but he does 
not know how to stop if he once allows himself any 
excess. Wines of Assyria and Chaldaea, wines from Elam, 
wine from Syria and Phoenicia, wines from Egypt, 
amphorae and skins are emptied as soon as opened, with 
out visibly quenching the universal thirst. After one or 
two days no brain is strong enough to resist it, and 
Nineveh presents the extraordinary spectacle of an entire 
city in different degrees of intoxication. When the 
festival is over several days are required before it resumes 
its usual aspect* Whilst the people are becoming tipsy 
outside, Assurbanipal feasts the leading chiefs and the 
ministers of state within the palace. They are seated on 
double chairs, two on each side of a small table, face to 
face. The chairs are high, without any backs or footstool 
upon which the guests can rest either elbows or feet; the 



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honor of dining with, the king must always be paid for 
with some fatigue. 

"The tables are covered with fringed cloths, upon 
which the dishes are placed by the slaves. Unlike the 
common people, the nobles eat little, so that few dishes of 
meats are placed before them, but cakes and fruits of 
different kinds; grapes, dates, apples, pears, and figs are 
brought in continued relays by long lines of slaves. 

"On the other hand, they drank a great deal with 
more refinement, perhaps, than the common people, but 
with greater avidity. Upon this occasion, the king has 
distributed the most precious vases in his treasury, cups 
of gold and silver, the majority of them moulded or 
chased in the form of a lion s head. Many of them were 
formerly sacred vessels which the priests of vanquished 
nations used in their sacrifices; some are from Babylon 
or Carchemish, some were taken from Tyre or Memphis, 
whilst others belonged to the temples at Samaria and 
Jerusalem. By using them for a profane occasion, 
the Assyrians insult the gods to whose service they be 
long, so that to the pleasure of drinking is added that 
of humiliating the foreign deities in the sight of Assur 
whom they resisted. 

"The wines, even the most delicate, are not drunk in 
their natural state; they are mixed with aromatics and 
various drugs, which give them a delicious flavor and add 
tenfold to their strength. This operation is performed in 
the hall, under the eyes of the revelers. An eunuch, 
standing before the table, pounds in a stone mortar the 
intoxicating essences, which he moistens from time to 
time with some substgoice. His comrades have poured 
the contents of the amphorae into immense bowls of 
chased silver, which reach to their chests. As soon as the 
perfumed paste is ready they put some of it into each bowl 
and carefully dissolve it. The cup-bearers bring the cups, 



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draw out the wine, and serve the guests. Even the 
sentinels at the doors receive their share, and, standing 
spear or club in hand, pledge each other as they mount 
guard. The only persons who do not drink, or who drink 
very little, through the necessity of retaining their 
sobriety, are the eunuchs who stand behind the guests 
to fan them the servants, and the musicians/* 

The ancient Hebrew conception of hospitality was 
based upon tenets as pure as those of Menelaus, though in 
later times the right was not binding upon them unless 
the wayfarer was of their own people. 

The place where Zipporah and her son stopped when 
Moses returned to Egypt may well have been one of the 
inns along the road between Egypt and the northeastern 
countries. Owing to the fact that the Hebrews made no 
distinction between a harlot and an hostess, we cannot be 
certain that Bahab did not conduct an inn rather than a 
house of ill fame. In any case, the spies of Joshua found 
shelter under her roof and she received her reward. The 
same may be said of the harlot at Gaza whose hospitality 
Samson shared; but one episode there is which admits of 
no double meaning; I refer to the return of the sons of 
Jacob from Egypt. They stopped at an inn and opened 
their sacks to give fodder to their sumpter mules. One is 
also impressed with the fact that they carried supplies for 
the return journey. Such places differed little from the 
khans of present day Asia; establishments where there 
was shelter for man and beast but where it was necessary 
to provide supplies. On the second journey the brothers 
received from the ruler of Egypt an abundance of supplies 
and a train of mules and wagons as well. One well 
furnished with necessities and perhaps a few comforts was 
confronted, in these towns of Judaea, with some difficulty 
if he had no friends or acquaintances, and often was com 
pelled to go into camp in the public place, like a modern 



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Bedouin; proof positive that in the Hebrew villages there 
was often no shelter except that of the shrine of the oldest 
of professions. 

When the angels arrived at Sodom they would have 
remained in the streets had not Lot pressed his kindly 
hospitality upon them, which probably meant that there 
was no inn to which they could apply. 

The Levite of Ephraim, a stranger at Gaba, had gone 
into camp in the public place with his women, his servant, 
and his beasts of burden; the latter had received their 
fodder and he was even then getting ready to serve 
supper, when an old man, a fellow countryman, came to 
offer, in his own house, a hospitality which was accepted 
because of the common tie between them. 

One can still see in the Jewish villages the open places 
where travelers pitch their tents, those spaces in the khans 
where the caravans still find shelter, and conditions today 
differ little from those of the days of Joseph. The khans 
are, generally speaking, built within the villages, whereas 
the enormous caravanserais are constructed along the 
roads and at distances of about eight miles from each 
other. Some described by O Donovan are enormous and 
the discomfort which they offer is only exceeded by their 
size. 

It is in the khans, however, that we find the nearest 
approach to the shelters which, in the times of Jacob, 
were to be found along the roads leading from Egypt; 
shelters which the Latin translators of the Holy Writ have 
probably rendered erroneously by the term deversorium, 
and the bleak desolation and utter lack of commissary are 
eloquent commentary upon the wisdom which prompted 
the sons of Jacob to prevent themselves from being placed 
at the mercy of those conducting such places, more 
especially where they were otherwise unknown and 
friendless. 



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The inn at Bethlehem where Joseph and Mary were 
forced to take such shelter as they could find in the face 
of the emergency which confronted the expectant mother 
was one of the khans such as are still the rule in those 
regions. The crowd of travelers, caravan hucksters, 
which had already arrived, left not even a corner for the 
weary pair, and they were forced to find such comfort as 
they could in the stable. There the mother gave birth to 
Him who was thereafter to be the Saviour of all humanity; 
she wrapped Him in swaddling clothes and laid Him in 
the manger because there was no room in the inn. 

If the inns were by no means numerous in the Hebrew 
countries, the taverns were not more so, and an exhaustive 
analysis of the Holy Writ will produce no allusion to a 
cabaret, and this, notwithstanding the fact that much 
wine was consumed and that the Hebrews also knew how 
to brew beer. In addition to the native vintages, and 
some of them were of the finest, wine was imported from 
Phoenicia and from Egypt, and, later on, from the Greek 
Archipelago and Ionia. 

The promised land which lay at the end of the long 
exodus from Egypt was a land of i1V and of honey, a 
land of wine and of plenty. The grape and the pome 
granate flourished, and the wines of Engeddi, Carmel, 
and Gelboa were famous, although not produced in suffi 
cient quantities to meet the demand, and pomegranate 
wine and various artificial products were made. 

Before quitting the subject of Levantine hospitality, 
we wish to introduce the readers to two pictures which, it 
is hoped, will enable the mind to visualize both sides of 
the subject, the sordid and the beautiful. For this 
purpose we quote O Donovan s description of the caravan 
serai at Kuchan, as he found it in the latter part of the 
nineteenth century. The quotation is apt because the 
conditions he describes are in no way different from those 



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which beset travelers in pre-classical ages, in the Levant, 
and could with equal propriety be attributed either to 
Persia or Palestine. 

"After some experience of Kuchan, and especially of 
its caravanserai, I felt the strongest desire to get away 
from it. Of all the wretched localities of this wretched 
East, it is one of the worst I have been in. To people at 
a distance, the petty miseries one undergoes in such a 
place may seem more laughable than otherwise; there 
they do not at all tend to excite hilarity in the sufferer. 
For four days and nights at a stretch I did not enjoy ten 
minutes* unbroken rest. All day long one s hands were 
in perpetual motion, trying to defend one s face and neck 
against the pertinacious attacks of filthy blue-bottles, or 
brushing ants or various other insects off one s hands and 
paper. With all this extra movement, each word I wrote 
occupied me nearly a minute. Dinner involved a per 
petual battle with creeping things, and was a misery that 
seldom tempted one s appetite. As for the time spent 
on the top of the house, lying on a mat, and which it 
would be a mockery to call bed-time, it would be difficult 
to say whether it or the daylight hours were the more 
fraught with torment. Every ten minutes it was neces 
sary to follow the example of the people lying around, 
and to rise and shake the mat furiously, in order to get 
rid, for a brief space, of the crowds of gigantic black fleas 
which I could hear dancing around, and still more dis 
tinctly feel. The impossibilities of repose, and the con 
tinual irritation produced by insects, brought on a kind 
of hectic fever which deprived me of all desire to eat. 
All night long three or four scores of donkeys brayed in 
chorus; vicious horses screamed and quarrelled, and 
hundreds of jackals and dogs rivalled each other in mak 
ing night hideous. After sunset the human inhabitants 
of the caravanserai mounted to the roof, and sat there in 



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^ ^M ^ BMB^B BMHM 

scanty garments, smoking their kaliouns, and talking or 
singing until long after midnight." 

In contrast to this dreary picture we have O Dono- 
van s tribute to a comfortable hotel in Teheran. It is 
worthy of notice that there were and are certain estab 
lishments in Ispahan and other centers which have a 
charm scarcely to be found elsewhere except in some 
secluded garden in Seville or in the private grounds of one 
of the smaller potentates of the Asiatic tropics. The 
Caf6 de Roses, the Caf 6 du Fleuve, the caf 6 de la Porte- 
du-Salut, with its sycamores, happy patrons and servants, 
lovely gardens and artificial waterfalls, has all the en 
chanting and haunting charm of a half remembered 
dream in which complete rest and relaxation fade slowly 
into oblivion only to awaken to a reality that becomes 
more haunting as it is better understood. Well did the 
philosopher remark that East is East and West is West 
and never the twain shall meet. 




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CHAPTER m. 

The Lydians established the first inns and taverns (?}The Greeks 
of the Heroic Age knew not taverns nor inns, but practised the highest 
standards of hospitality Lesches, places of gossip, preceding inns 
Pausanias s description of two casinos in Athens and Sparta. 

Herodotus, who, as he is better understood, will be 
better appreciated, and who generally attempts to get to 
the root of a matter, would place the origin of inns among 
a people among whom he saw them and had experience 
with them for the first time, and he therefore attributes to 
the Lydians the establishment of the first inns and 
taverns. In those primitive times, however, the truth 
would be difficult to arrive at, if not utterly impossible, 
and we shall not contradict his statement; nevertheless, 
we doubt it, and we have many times asked ourselves why 
the Lydians and no other people should have conceived 
such an idea. It is true that they were jolly, light hearted, 
and passionately fond of amusement. Had that not been 
the case they would never have fallen so rapidly into a 
state of decadence after the conquest of Sardi by Cyrus, 
nor could they have taken so light a view of the captivity 
and humiliation of Croesus. And Polydore Virgil has 
defended his statement with a singular pleasantry and 
brilliance, on the ground that the thing is very natural. 
The Lydians, says he, invented games and they ought 
therefore to have been the first to conceive the idea of a 
tavern, and to open establishments, places, as he remarks, 
where games and gambling would always be held in great 
favor: ."quippe tale opus in cauponis maxime semper 
fervet." Larcher, the great French translator of Herod 
otus, is by no means agreeable to this. He does not accept 



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in that sense the word kapelos, employed by Herodotus, 
and he is caustically critical of the translators of Herod 
otus who have rendered that expression by the Latin term 
caupona. According to him, the term of Herodotus 
should be taken in the sense of retailer, retail tradesman, 
and thus does he everywhere render it. He cites a great 
number of passages where kapelos, in effect, is used in the 
sense in which he maintains it should be taken, notably a 
phrase in Plato where it is said that "all commerce 
between towns other than bartering is called kapelican" 
but with all the evidence he has cited, there is still room 
for disagreement and an opinion to the contrary may be 
maintained without any great difficulty. Scholarly 
candor, however, compels us to admit that, notwithstand 
ing the various Latin versions of Herodotus, and even the 
evidence of Polydore Virgil, the word kapelos can be 
taken in a double sense, i.e*, cabaret keeper and merchant. 
And this legend upon a sign could only have been embar 
rassing to a stranger in a Greek town, if he was searching 
for an inn and not for a retailing establishment. The 
habit of cheating, which from the earliest times has been 
inherent in the two callings, would be a complicating 
factor in the affair, and to do justice to such a situation 
one should give still a third meaning to the term kapelos" 
-i.e., that of pilfering or obtaining under false pretensions: 
and the verb kapeleuein is no less elastic in the meanings 
which it may convey, yet notwithstanding the various 
innuendoes which it conveys, in spite of the various shades 
of meaning which it takes on in different constructions, 
one well acquainted with the genius of the Greek tongue 
will unerringly arrive at the proper sense, and should the 
stranger seek a wme-shop he had but to ask where he 
could find an oinopoles; were he in search of lodgings, he 
asked the location of a panddokos or a katagogos, but not 
withstanding all his care and precaution, he would find 



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himself in the presence of the kapelos whether he patron 
ized the one or the other; and, in addition, he did well to 
be on his guard against deception which often presented 
itself in a guise as lovely as it was sweetly predacious. 
The Greeks of the Heroic age were unacquainted with the 
plagues which beset the ages in which inns and taverns 
flourished. At that time there was literally no such thing 
among them as professional hospitality, maintained for 
profit. Each and every stranger had the right of sanctu 
ary and asylum; every wayfarer, as though under the 
protection of Zeus Xenios himself, was sure to find a host. 
After the feast, a libation in honor of the god of hospitality 
was poured upon the hospitable table, the protector of 
strangers was honored, and the guest was then on even 
terms with the host who entertained him. Pomp and 
pageantry made not the slightest difference in the quality 
of the welcome; a guest might arrive with a baggage train 
of mules and slaves, or he might come as unostentatiously 
as Orestes, in the Coephores, with a lean scrip, and leaning 
upon a staff; he was a stranger, and sanctuary was his by 
right. "At the voice of the stranger/ 5 eloquently remarks 
Barthelemy, "all gates were opened, all his needs were 
met, and, as a still more beautiful tribute to the homage 
thus rendered to humanity, the host was not informed of 
the state and birth of a guest until after the latter had 
satisfied his necessities." 

One phase of hospitality there was, in the Heroic Age, 
which placed it far above the standards practiced by the 
Hebrews, at least in the later ages of their history, and the 
only examples which can be cited to compare with this 
Greek standard are those of Abraham and Lot. To the 
Greek, it made not the slightest difference whether his 
guest was a Dorian or an Ionian, a Locrian, a Corcyrian, 
or an Attican, it made no difference whether he was even 
of Greek stock, he was entitled to food and shelter, and 



30 THE INNS OF 

also to protection while under his host s roof* The 
Hebrew, in the later periods of his history, while always 
hospitable, confined his charity and entertainment to 
members of his own race, or to those closely allied to it. 
The unlimited scope of Hellene hospitality will be better 
understood after a thorough perusal of Homer. Let us 
then attempt a description of the age in which he is said 
to have lived, and perhaps we shall better understand the 
entertainment of Telemachus by Menelaus, which is the 
earliest and one of the finest examples of the hospitality 
with which we are concerned. We need but cast a glance 
at this cheerful, well contented, happy Homeric world to 
be convinced that there was anything but a lack of social 
amusement. At that time the cultus itself was a series of 
light hearted entertainments, beautified by dances, sing 
ing, and joyous barbecues and banquets. In addition to 
this, the council of the nobles, the court of the monarch, 
and the assembly of the people, were, to all practical pur 
poses, as much social as political or commercial, and their 
debates, often acrimonious and generally entertaining, 
with their cutting and thrusting, were entertaining to the 
highest degree, and the innumerable special celebrations 
and religious fetes in the houses of the king and the nobles 
added still more to the variety and richness of contem 
porary life. After the banquet, virile youth hastened to 
-the palaestra to engage in athletic sports and match their 
strength and skill against one another in a physical com 
petition beneficial to both body and character alike. 
From this custom the finest artistic sense of all time was 
evolved. The elders looked on and decided the issues in 
accordance with the merits of the contestants, and the 
Homeric age produced few weaklings, or, rather, few 
survived, which is not a left-handed compliment to later 
and supposedly better times. Then followed a wonderful 
old folk dance of lovely damsels and armed epheboi, such 




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as are sometimes seen on the finer pottery of the time, a 
dance which was symbolical of life itself, and Dryden, in 
one little line, has caught the very spirit of that dance: 
"None but the brave deserve the fair!" 

Happy times, in that fairy-tale age of pure gold, when 
man at his best was "knee deep in June, 55 when he led a 
healthy, vigorous life, uncontaminated at its source by a 
seething commercialism destined to devour itself and 
everything it touched; when Advertising, its crafty and 
specious spokesman, had not educated Appetite or tutored 
Desire. What Horace wrote as his conception of the ideal 
condition for man might be applied with equal propriety 
to that age: 

Who covets much will ever want, 

But happy he on whom the gods bestow 

With sparing hand, enough, and grant 
Him health, and industry to keep him so. 

How do the majority of our social pleasures compare 
with these simple and healthy amusements? Are they as 
good, as constructive? Are they not too refined? Will 
not such a trend produce eventually a race of mollycoddles 
and cuddling moths if carried to its end ? Let us note that 
in building the stadia at the various universities we are 
getting in tune with the ancient Greek ideal of robust 
health and the physical beauty which crowns it. And we 
shall have less of ennui, and of political indifference with 
which to reproach demagogues, as a result. 

The first public institutions in Greece which can with 
any justice be compared with our inns and taverns, the 
so-called kschai, are, in all probability, a development 
arising at the close of the Heroic age. In the age which 
followed they were adapted to the needs of the Ionic 
cities, and larger towns, especially Athens. They were 
also known to Doric Greece, but to a much less degree. 



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The first mention of these leschai is found in Homer in 
that passage of the Odyssey in which an empty-headed 
maidservant attempts to scold Odysseus, disguised in 
beggar s rags, out of his own house:* 

"Wretched guest" (Melantho, Penelope s adopted 
ward, is speaking), "surely thou art some brain-struck man, 
seeing that thou dost not choose to go and sleep at a 
smithy, or at some PLACE OF COMMON BESORT, but here 
thou pratest much and boldly among many lords and hast 
no fear at heart. Verily, wine has got about thy wits, or 
perchance thou art always of this mind, and so thou dost 
babble idly. Art thou beside thyself for joy, because thou 
hast beaten the beggar Irus ? Take heed lest a better man 
than Irus rise up presently against thee, to lay his mighty 
hands about thy head and bedabble thee in blood, and 
send thee hence from the house."* 

This is the only Homeric poem which contains such 
mention, and it is probably, as stated above, that the 
institution of public houses did not belong to the earlier 
Heroic age and the bard very likely carried an institution 
of his own time back into an earlier age. As regards the 
passage cited, Eustathius the scholiast informs us that 
leeches were buildings with open halls where people con 
gregated for purposes of gossip and amusement.! Hesiod 
also admonishes against habits of idleness which these 
lesches fostered. 

Gossip, however, was not the only conversation heard 
in these places; more serious subjects were also discussed, 
and as the gymnasiums later became the lecturing places 
and haunt of philosophers and their neophytes, so also 
these earlier substitutes served a like purpose. The 
passage from Homer quoted above shows also that these 
lesches, in addition to their social usage, served as shelter 

*Book 18, 520 et sequitur; 
fButcher and Lang. 



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and sanctuary to the homeless and needy vagrants. As it 
was unusual for the Greeks to foster a public custom or an 
institution of a public nature without associating the same 
with their religion and folklore, so they had also for these 
institutions a patron : this was Apollo, who in this capac 
ity was called Apollo Leschenarios. On this account 
we need not be surprised at reading of these lesches as 
being enumerated among the public buildings belonging 
to the different cities. The degree to which these gath 
ering places were frequented, depended naturally upon 
the varying social character of the native customs and 
still more, upon their mode of living. Athens and Sparta 
will serve as striking examples of what is meant. Accord 
ing to Pausanias, there were two such casinos, as we will 
call them for want of a better word; one called the Krot- 
anon or Club-room of the Crotonians, the other the 
Painted Club-room, and in another passage, Book 10, 
chap. 25, Frazer s translation, he speaks of another such 
building at Delphi adorned with paintings by Polygnotus 
and dedicated by the Cnidians. 

Called by the Delphians the Club-room (lesche, place 
of talk), because here they used of old to meet and talk 
over both mythological and more serious subjects. That 
there were many such places all over Greece is shown by 
Homer in the passage where Melantho rails at Ulysses: 

And you will not go sleep in the smithy, 
Nor yet in the club-room, but here you prate. 

Plutarch has laid the scene of one of his dialogues (De 
Defectu Oraculorum) in this building. He says (chapter 
6) : "Advancing from the temple we reached the doors of 
the Cnidian club-house. So we entered and saw the 
friends of whom we were in search seated and awaiting 
us." Pliny mentions the paintings of Polygnotus at 
Delphi, but seems to suppose that they were in a temple. 



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(Hist. Nat. XXXV, 59.) Of the two series of paintings 
in the club-house, the one which represented Troy after 
its capture seems to have been especially famous; it is 
mentioned by Philostratus (Vit. Apollon. VI, 11, 64) and 
by a scholiast on Plato (Gorgias, p. 448 b.). Lucian 
refers to the graceful eyebrows and rosy cheeks of Cas 
sandra in this picture (Imagines, 7). In the time of 
Pausanias the pictures were already between four and five 
hundred years old, and they seem to have survived for at 
least two centuries more, for they are mentioned with 
admiration by the rhetorician Themisteus, who lived in 
the fourth century of our era (Or. XXXIV, 11). 

The scanty remains of the club-house which contained 
these famous paintings were excavated by the French in 
recent years. The club-house is situated, in accordance 
with the description of Pausanias, higher up the hill than 
the spring Cassotis, a few steps to the east of the theatre. 
It was built on a terrace, which is supported on the south 
by a high retaining wall. A marble slab in this wall bears 
this inscription: 

KNIDIONODAMOS 

TOANALAMMA 

APOLLONI 
"THE CNIDIAN PEOPLE (dedicated) THE STJPPORTING 

WALL TO APOLLO" 
t t 
Let it not be inferred that the other club-houses in 

Greece were constructed and adorned upon standards so 
beautiful as this, the most celebrated of them all, or that 
the forerunners of Gil Bias and Casanova, when down on 
their luck, lodged habitually in sumptuous quarters such 
as these* The name Leschai must have undergone some 
changes in meaning between the Homeric age and that in 
which Pausanias wrote. The term was applied to any 
place in which people gathered to gossip or to talk serious 
ly. The agora and its colonnades, the gymnasia, the 



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shops of the various artisans and tradesmen* especially 
the smiths whose shops were frequented in winter because 
they were warm, all came under this heading. In Sparta 
these club-rooms were the scene of the deliberations of the 
elders on the welfare of the state and it was to them that 
new-born children were brought, there to pass physical 
examination for the purpose of determining whether the 
child should be reared or exposed to die, vide, Plutarch, 
Lycurgus, 16, 25. 

In Athens, on the contrary, there were no less than 
three hundred and sixty such club-rooms. This differ 
ence had its cause in the inherent and national character 
of the Spartans, which was not so volatile, not so sprightly 
and talkative as that of the Athenians and Corinthians* 
Nor must one also overlook the other features of their 
public and private life features of such a nature as to 
make such institutions almost superfluous. As is well 
known, the Spartans lived their life entirely in common. 
With them individual initiative, except in the field, was 
discouraged, and in some cases punished; such ambitions 
were always looked upon with suspicion. From boyhood 
to old age, the Spartan underwent the discipline of mass 
action. He was a cog in the wheel of a well oiled machine. 
He played, ate, fought, and slept in a common brotherly 
companionship. As a natural consequence, all classes, 
whatever their condition in life, and they were all rel 
atively poor, felt no social urge for changed conditions and 
even discouraged the visits of Greeks from other parts of 
the country. The almost patriarchal state of society, 
with its military glamour, filled every need, social or 
physical. Sparta was never a commercial community nor 
was it adorned with magnificent edifices and temples. 
Nor were there any wonderful collections of art to 
attract outsiders. The stay of strangers in their city was 
rendered short and difficult by special legislation, and 



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the comparatively small number of aliens who succeeded 
in evading their immigration laws found adequate shelter 
and care in the homes of individual families, or, if they 
chanced to be official representatives of other states, they 
were cared for by royal arrangement, as the king always 
placed matters of this sort in the hands of designated 
individuals who were responsible to him and to the state. 



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CHAPTER IV. 

Feast tendered Telemachus by Menelaus Ardor of hospitality 
passes mth the Trojan War Tokens of hospitality, of copper, of brass, 
of ivory, issued in the Middle Ages The origin of luggage checks 
Tokens of credit Vitruviu& s description of apartments for guests and 
entertainment afforded Origin of the proxy The sumptuous inns 
of Persia. 

After what we have just said of the Spartans we are 
impelled in justice to them to introduce Homer s descrip 
tion of the entertainment and hospitality tendered Tele 
machus by Menelaus. We shall find that in that age, 
the standards were the same. 

"And they came to Lacedaemon lying low among the 
caverned hills, and drave to the dwelling of renowned 
Menelaus. Him they found giving a feast in his house 
to many friends of his kin, a feast for the wedding of his 
noble son and daughter ... So they were feasting 
through the great vaulted hall, the neighbors and the 
kinsmen of renowned Menelaus, making merry; and 
among them a divine minstrel was singing to the lyre, 
and as he began the song two tumblers in the company 
whirled through the midst of them. 

"Meanwhile those twain, the hero Telemachus and the 
splendid son of Nestor, made halt at the entry of the 
gate, they and their horses. And the lord Eteoneus came 
forth and saw them, the ready squire of renowned Mene 
laus; and he went through the palace to bear the tidings 
to the shepherd of the people, and standing near spake 
to him winged words: 

" Menelaus, fosterling of Zeus, there are two strangers, 
whosoever they be, two men like to the lineage of great 
Zeus. Say, shall we loose their swift horses from under 



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the yoke, or send them onward to some other host who 
shall receive them kindly ? 

"Then in sore displeasure spake to him Menelaus of 
the fair hair: Eteoneus son of Boethous, truly thou wert 
not a fool aforetime, but now for this once, like a child 
thou talkest folly. Surely ourselves ate much hospitable 
cheer of other men, ere we twain came hither, even if in 
time to come Zeus haply gave us rest from affliction. 
Nay go, unyoke the horses of the strangers, and as for 
the men, lead them forward to the house to feast with 



us/ 



"So they loosed the sweating horses from beneath the 
yoke, and fastened them at the stalls of the horses, and 
threw beside them spelt, and therewith mixed white barley, 
and tilted the chariot against the shining faces of the 
gateway, and led the men into the hall divine. . . . 

"But after they had gazed their fill, they went to the 
polished baths and bathed them. Now when the maidens 
had bathed them and anointed them with olive oil, and 
cast about them thick coats and doublets, they sat on 
chairs by Menelaus, son of Atreus. And a handmaid 
bare water for the hands in a goodly golden ewer, and 
poured it forth over a silver basin to wash withal; and 
to their side she drew a polished table, and a grave dame 
bare food and set it by them, and laid upon the 
board many dainties, giving freely of such things as she 
had by her, and a carver lifted and placed by them 
platters of divers kind of flesh, and nigh them he set 
golden bowls. So Menelaus of the fair hair greeted the 
twain and spoke: 

" Taste ye food and be glad, and thereafter when ye 
have supped, we shall ask what men ye are; for the blood 
of your parents is not lost in you, but ye are of the line 
of men that are sceptered kings the fosterlings of Zeus; 
for no churls could beget sons like you/ 



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"So spake he, and took and set before them the fat 
ox-chine roasted, which they had given him as his own 
mess by way of honor/ 5 

And in the first canto of the Odyssey we read of the 
welcome extended to the unknown goddess by Tele- 
machus: 

"But now I pray thee, abide here, though eager to 
be gone, to the end that after thou hast bathed and had 
thy heart s desire, thou mayest wend to the ship joyful 
in spirit, with a costly gift and very goodly, to be an 
heirloom of my giving, such as dear friends give to 
friends/* 

In the third canto of the same poem, when Telemachus 
and Pallas were entertained by Nestor, we find no in 
quiries until after food and drink have assuaged the 
weariness and hunger and thirst: 

"But when they had put from them the desire of meat 
and drink, Nestor of Gerenia, lord of chariots, first spake 
among them: 

" Now is the better time to inquire and ask of the 
strangers who they are, now that they have had their 
delight of food. Strangers, who are ye? Whence sail 
ye over the wet ways? On some trading enterprise, or 
at adventure do ye rove, even as sea-robbers over the 
brine? 5 55 

Athenaeus comments very pleasantly on that usage 
so dignified and so in keeping with sturdy ideals: 

"A guest was received, 55 says he, "he was invited to 
drink, and lastly he was interrogated, and, his drunken 
ness aiding his sincerity, he sometimes told more than he 
wished. 55 Thus speaks the spiritual disciple of Epicurus; 
but he did well; that liberal confidence, that hospitality 
open to all, the house of the father of the family was 
sanctuary and asylum, a shelter where the wayfarer knew 
a welcome awaited him, lodgings for parent or friend, 



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it is certainly one of the most beautiful aspects of the 
Greek civilization of the heroic age and is entitled to the 
most sincere reverence which after ages can lavish upon 
it, if, as is said, imitation is the most sincere form of 
flattery. 

Some men, more ardent in their humanity, sought to 
outdo even that pagan age with an 61an more prompt to 
bestow the benefits of an evangelical charity and even 
went so far in their desire to confer hospitality upon all 
as to erect such places for this purpose. Among these 
was Axilos, son of Theutranus, native of Arisbe in Troad, 
who was slain by Diomedes. 

"He had opened on the public road/* says Homer, 
"a house in which he gave asylum to all who passed." 

We should bear in mind that example of practical 
hospitality and its benefits as shown by the heroic age, 
also, as it has a vital bearing upon our subject and, as 
Pouqueville has very justly remarked, "It would be 
necessary to cite all antiquity to make known the im 
portance .which attached to hospitality in those times/* 

Still it should not be believed that this great ardor 
for hospitality was always general throughout and that 
sometimes it did not cease to function, for cause.* When 
we reach the period of the Trojan War, the Golden 
Fleece, and the age of Theseus, that is to say, the end 
of the heroic age, this beautiful devotion begins to 
break down. That fraternal bond which had formerly 
seemed to unite all men even as though in one great 
family, that fraternal chain, let us call it, seemed little 
by little to break under the strain. All arms were no 
longer open to the wayfarer. We enter upon an epoch 
less primitive and more defiant wherein hospitality 
deserts the villages and seeks its shelter in the country, 
where Zeus and Hermes, driven away by an entire popu 
lation hardened and haughty, could find no asylum except 



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in such a cottage as that of Philemon and Baucis, Tt 
is nothing if not a complete break with the ancient tradi 
tion and no longer would it be as under the ancient 
regime, that one saw the face of his host for the first 
time when that host gave the wayfarer food and shelter; 
hospitality came to have its preferences and to have also 
its exceptions and reserves. In the cult of Zeus Xenios 
one might place his faith, but he would be better served 
were he to rely upon his friends and their near relations 
and retainers, and the people who addressed them. There 
after, hospitality flourished no longer as a general axiom, 
nor was it actually accorded as a right except to such as 
were deemed to have a just claim upon the host. It is 
true that the question of defilement did not at that time 
enter into the question as it had amongst the Egyptians 
and Hebrews (it will be remembered that the Egyptians 
could not eat with the Hebrews for such would have been 
an abomination to the Egyptians, and the Jews were also 
constrained by the same fetish, at least in the later periods 
of their history. Daniel, for example, could not partake 
of the wine and viands of the Babylonians for some dietary 
reason, and many of the most savage riots between the 
Roman legionaries and the Jews were probably caused by 
the same considerations. 

Thus, in course of time certain tokens came into circu 
lation (tesserae hospitalitatis), which served to identify 
the incoming stranger and enabled him to substantiate 
his claim to the best the house afforded. These tokens 
were issued as mandates of Zeus Xenios, although the gen 
eral consideration to which he had been accustomed in an 
earlier and happier age had long been atrophied. The 
cabinets of Southern Europe have preserved several speci 
mens and as a general thing they were of gold or silver, 
broken in an irregular way, each family keeping a part 
which needed the other to complete it. Sometimes they 



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were of copper or brass, ivory or even of wood, so cut that 
the line of cleavage by which they were joined was diffi 
cult to imitate and thus prevented fraud. 

These tokens of hospitality, of which Tomassin has 
transmitted to us certain likenesses, served still another 
purpose during the Middle Ages, as tokens of recognition 
for political purposes, and they played a sinister part in 
the affair of St. Bartholomew, and earlier still in the Sicil 
ian Vespers. From this system we derive hotel bills and 
probably all checking systems, such as baggage checks, 
and the like. When a guest parted from his host the 
token was broken and each retained a piece. As no per 
fect result could be attained in matching up the whole 
without the actual parts, the identification was sufficient 
for all purposes. Nor did their usefulness pale with the 
death of either major party to the contract: they could 
be bequeathed to heirs on either side and were honored 
as long as there was anyone left to honor them. In the 
Poenulus of Plautus, the Young Carthaginian remarks to 
Agoratocles, "Thy father Antidamus was my guest; this 
token of hospitality was the bond between us/ 5 and 
Agoratocles immediately made answer, "And thou shalt 
receive hospitality from me." 

When a stranger arrived, bearing the token, the apart 
ments reserved solely for guests were prepared as expe- 
ditiously as possible, even as the inhabitants of the French 
provinces who are still the very soul of hospitality, to this 
day maintain the guest chamber (chambres de reserve) ; 
the household supplies were seen to, meals planned, and, 
in a word, a feast was prepared which taxed the resources 
of the house to the uttermost. 

It is of interest to note in connection with these tokens 
of hospitality, that there was an ancient Slavic custom 
which was current in Russia, Poland, Servia, Bulgaria, 
and other Slavic countries, down to a period of about a 



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hundred years ago, and by virtue of this custom, the 
peasants drank on credit. The token of credit was a 
stick, which the proprietor of the public house notched 
with as many notches as there were days in the calendar 
until their harvest of hops, barley, or wheat should be 
marketed. When the account was liquidated, the stick 
was broken in twain and debtor and creditor retained each 
his piece. Should it happen that the account was not 
liquidated as per contract, and there was no good reason 
for the failure to meet the obligation, the publican would 
threaten to break the stick and retain both pieces. This 
was tantamount to the ruin of the credit of the debtor 
throughout all the district, and furthermore, there was a 
quasi-religious significance to the ceremony which terrified 
the illiterate peasant to such a degree that he would even 
go on his knees to prevent such an untoward happening. 
The practice came to an end due to improved methods 
in accounting. 

Vitruvius, in his treatise on Architecture has spoken 
of these special apartments, such as the owner of a house 
of the better class always kept in readiness for a guest 
whom Zeus Xenios might send him, and, curiously enough, 
he has described one of these receptions for us: 

"The peristylium, and this part of the house, is called 
Andronitis, because the men employ themselves therein 
without interruption from the women. On the right and 
left, moreover, are small sets of apartments, each having 
its own door, triclinium, and bed-chamber, so that on the 
arrival of guests they need not enter the peristylium, but 
are received in rooms (hospitalia) appropriated to their 
occupation. For when the Greeks were more refined, 
and possessed greater wealth, they provided a separate 
table and triclinia and bed-chambers for their guests. 
On the day of their arrival they were invited to dinner, 
and were afterwards supplied with poultry, eggs, herbs, 



44 THE INNS OF 

fruits, and other produce of the country. Hence the 
painters gave the name of Xenia to presents given to- 
guests. Masters of families, therefore, living in these 
apartments, were quite, as it were, at home, being at 
liberty to do as they pleased therein." 

It is readily seen that a host might have a certain 
amount of ostentatious vanity at stake in thus welcoming 
the arrival of strangers and giving them the run of his 
estates. Trimalchio had it in abundance, and Nasidienus 
had also his share. On this account Theophrastus has 
introduced a host entertaining his guests at open table to 
show their number and his own magnificence. Thus does 
the Greek caricature Ostentation. 

"When he is living in a hired house, he will say (to 
anyone who does not know better) that it is the family 
mansion; but that he means to sell it, as he finds it too 
small for his entertainments." 

Yet hospitable as the Greeks were, both in honest in 
tention and deed, they nevertheless possessed types such 
as even a Trimalchio might have envied. Theophrastus 
has drawn one such to the life: 

"Cool cistern- water has he at his house; and a garden 
with many fine vegetables, and a cook who understands 
dressed dishes. His house, he will say, is a perfect inn; 
always crammed; and his friends are like the pierced 
cask he can never fill them with his benefits!" 

Thus have the ancient customs atrophied when we 
reach the age of Theophrastus, who holds such preten 
tious masquerading up to the ridicule it merits. 

Prudence counseled prospective guests to see that the 
house where they were to be entertained was not over 
crowded lest the welcome wear thin, and what MoliSre 
said of esteem might easily have been thought by them: 
Esteem is founded upon preference. 

This is an ancient method surviving today. 



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In this connection let us listen to Aelian s recital of a 
little anecdote in which Stratonice, the flute girl, played 
a leading role, a guest disdainful of those houses too 
liberally opened to hospitality: 

"Stratonice, the flute girl, having been accorded a 
welcome in a house which she had been invited to enter, 
would have been greatly flattered by such attention which 
she had found in a strange land in which she had no 
reason to expect hospitality and no ties to entitle her to 
that consideration. 

"She presented her most graceful thanks to the host 
whose kindness had prompted such attention and received 
her with such good grace; but, arriving as an unexpected 
guest, and perceiving that the house was open to any and 
all who wished to stop and stay over; Let us go, 5 said she 
to her slave, *we are like a pigeon that has taken to a 
tree, what you mistook for a house of hospitality is only 



an inn/ " 



Again, it might happen that strangers would be ex 
cluded from hospitality through a certain disdain of 
ancient manners and customs, or because of certain pref 
erences of citizens who refused to see a guest in a man 
who did not present the token of amity. It might happen 
that all the travellers recently arrived at some Greek 
village would be unable to evoke any tie of friendship, 
and therefore were placed under the necessity of finding 
a lodging. Nor could they, as in the Hebrew villages, 
go and camp in the public place. Some countries there 
were, as for instance the island of Crete, where a certain 
number of houses were perpetually kept in readiness for 
strangers, and where tables were always kept set and 
garnished. 

"There were/ 5 says Athenaeus, "amongst all the 
habitations of the island of Crete two houses designated 
by the name of syssities; one was called the andreion, 



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the other the koimeterion, and these were the places in 
which strangers were lodged. In the house set aside for 
the common repasts, two tables were set; they were called 
hospitalieres, and the strangers were given the first place 
at these tables, the others arranging themselves thereafter 
in order/ 9 

In other parts of Greece they constructed near the 
temples of the great gods vast shelters, veritable free 
hostelries, where wayfarers found not only shelter but 
also beds coiksecrated to the god adored in the nearest 
temple. The hostelry which the Lacedaemonians erected 
in the precinct of Hera on the ruins of Plataea we may 
suppose to have been an institution of the kind just spoken 
of. The passage of Thucydides in which he speaks of it 
is very curious and we reproduce it here; moreover, it is 
the only passage in the works of the historian in which 
he speaks of the inns of that period, giving any details 
as to their furnishings, style, and the like: 

"They (the Lacedaemonians) afterwards razed the 
whole place to the very foundations, and built near the 
precinct of Hera an inn forming a square of two hundred 
feet; it had two stories, and chambers all around. They 
used the roofs and the doors of the Plataeans; and of the 
brass and iron articles of furniture found within the walls 
they made couches, which they dedicated to Hera/ 

The religious usage which constructed for wayfarers 
places of abode in the vicinity of the temples may prob 
ably have been derived from the devotional custom of 
religious hospitality native to the Orient. 

Lucian, in his Syrian Goddess, has a passage which 
has a bearing on the question. He is speaking of the 
hospitality which was the due of those coming to worship 
the goddess, if they be strangers: 

"When he is arrived at Hierapolis, he lodges with a 
host whom he does not know, as though he were lodged 



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with public hosts in each town, and he is received accord 
ing to the country from which he comes. The Assyrians 
are called tutors as they are the ones who give wayfarers 
the necessary instructions/ 3 

The Athenian proxenoi of whom we shall presently 
speak were neither more nor less than the tutors of the 
Syrian countries. In bringing up the subject of the 
proxenos it may be well to discuss him and his function, 
as his descendant in our times, I mean the proxy of our 
boards of directors, scarcely measures up to the standard 
set by the archtype of the species. The ancient proxenos 
was not a "yes" man for any individual or state. 

The office of proxenos grew out of public hospitality, 
that hospitality which subsisted between two cities or 
states, and the functions of the official closely approxi 
mate those of our consuls who love their duty and do it, 
in spite of political or tropical inertia. In the primitive 
times when the Greek tribes were under tyrants a quasi- 
public hospitality may have subsisted between the reign 
ing families of the various tribes and this in turn may 
have produced similar relations between their subjects. 
With the abolition of the tyrants, the tradition was prob 
ably carried on as a heritage of the past. Then again, 
some prominent citizen of one state may have had great 
interests and influence in another and thus have been able 
to serve the interests of his fellow citizens in that state 
as well as their interests in his own. This he would do 
as a private citizen until his services were recognized and 
rewarded by one or both peoples. When public hos 
pitality was established between two states and no private 
citizen presented himself as representative, it became 
necessary that persons be appointed in each state to look 
after the welfare of visiting citizens of the other, and show 
them hospitality, and the officials who were thus ap 
pointed were known as proxenoi. When a state appointed 



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a proxenos it could send one of its own citizens acceptable 
to the authorities in the other or it could appoint a citizen 
of the other state to represent its interests there* The 
Spartans, in early times, held to the former, but in later 
times the custom of conferring the honor of proxenos 
upon a citizen of the other state with whom hospitium 
publicum had been concluded seems to have gained in 
strength and usage. With the exception of Sparta, the 
common method of appointing a proxenos was by a show 
of hands. In Sparta, the king had the right. The prin 
cipal duties of the proxenos were to receive citizens com 
ing from the state he represented, especially the ambas 
sadors, to see that they gained admission to the assembly, 
to see that they had seats in the theatre, to act as patron 
to the strangers and to mediate between the two states 
if any misunderstanding or dispute arose* 

Should a stranger die in the state the proxenos of his 
country took charge of his effects and property. 

As regards the honors and privileges to which a prox 
enos was entitled from the state which he served, the 
different Greek states followed different principles; some 
honored their proxenos with the full civic franchise, and 
other distinctions besides. The right of acquiring prop 
erty in the state of which he thus became a citizen does 
not seem to have been general as when this was allowed 
it was as the result of special legislation or authority. A 
foreigner appointed in his own country as proxenos of 
Athens enjoyed in his own person the right of hospitality 
at Athens whenever he visited that city, in addition to 
all the other privileges that a foreigner could possess 
without actually becoming a citizen. Among these privi 
leges, though they were not necessarily set forth in the 
authority conferred upon him, were: 

1. Epigamia . . . the right of additional marriage. 

2, The right to acquire property at Athens. 



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3. Exemption from payment of taxes. 

4. Inviolability in times of peace and war, on land and 

sea. 

There were times when Athenian commerce was so 
heavy that almost every citizen might have been called 
proxenos (unofficially) because of the multitude of social 
and commercial ties which bound them to other cities. 
The proxenos 9 however, was a public character and acted 
as such officially. As an example, when the representa 
tives of Megara and Corinth arrived the proxenos ap 
pointed by those cities lodged them in his own house, 
served them as guide, lent his credit to their negotiations, 
and in a word, as has been well remarked by Artaud in 
a note on the Birds of Aristophanes, "He met every 
demand which the strangers coming from allied cities 
could make upon him." The real distinction between 
our own consuls and the ancient proxenos was this: the 
primary and imperious duty of the proxenos was hospi 
tality: everything else came in due order; whereas hos 
pitality seems to be the last duty of our own officials 
who have inherited the chiton of authority under a foreign 



But even this institution which embraced so many of 
the needs of travelling inexperience failed to meet the 
requirements of that fine old humanitarian Xenophon, 
nor did it measure up to his generous ideal of what true 
Athenian hospitality should comprise. It was his desire 
that every foreign sailor who disembarked at Athens 
should find free and clean lodgings and that every 
stranger, from whatever country whatsoever, Greek or 
barbarian, would always be sure of finding shelter in a 
public inn. Therefore in his Treatise on the Causes of 
Revenue he demands the levy of a special impost with 
the proceeds of which he would construct such inns near 
the harbors for the accommodation of pilots and other 



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watermen, "in addition to those already in operation/ 5 
for those who should come to Athens. 

All this Xenophon had seen in his residence in Persia, 
where a system of inns, posts, and everything necessary 
and convenient to people who travel was well organized. 
There is little doubt that what he had seen in that coun 
try had armed his criticism of the methods and crudities 
in his native land, and as for the Cyropaedia, it is worthy 
of credit. It was written at the request of a prince, but 
with the unmistakable intention of amusing and instruct 
ing the youth of Athens; it is not so much his desire to 
describe Asia and Asiatic culture, as it is to inform his 
countrymen of their own shortcomings and state of un- 
preparedness, that they may remedy them. His life 
among the Persians was an active one, and an observant; 
what he has written of, he has seen. Before the days of 
Xenophon s maturity, Herodotus had seen the Persian 
system, in operation and had marveled at it. 

"The first courier/ says he, te turned his dispatches 
over to a second, the second to a third, and they passed 
them along from one to another just as among the Greeks 
the torch passes from hand to hand in the rites of Heph- 
aestos. The distance traveled by a horse is called, in the 
Persian language, Angareion/ " There are several other 
passages in the writings of Herodotus in which he makes 
mention of the Persian posting system, and hie demotes 
some space to one detail which Xenophon scarcely notices; 
the hostelry which the Great King maintained at each 
station. He rarely mentions one without touching upon 
the other. 

Henricus Stephanus, in commenting upon this passage 
of Herodotus, emphasizes the immense distances in the 
empire of the Persians by saying that between the sea 
and Susa, the capital of the Great King, there were one 
hundred and eleven stations and caravanserai. The inns 



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must have been exceedingly sumptuous, for we must re 
member that the king went so far in his luxurious and 
sanitary measures that he carried boiled drinking water 
with him in silver tanks, in an age that knew not Lister. 
Hence it must follow that when he stopped at an inn it 
must have been all that comfort could require and money 
could buy. Aelian also mentions these magnificent 
caravanserai that were in operation throughout the 
empire, from Asia Minor to Medea. Alexander stopped 
at one of these places when beginning his march against 
Darius: it was one of the stathmoi basilikai on the fron 
tiers of Phiygia, and Mithridates also stopped at the 
same caravanserai, deeming it a favorable omen as he 
was thus destined, as he believed, to follow in the foot 
steps of Alexander and overrun all Asia. 

The Greeks, however, failed utterly to profit from the 
information conveyed by Herodotus and Xenophon. 
They detested the Persians so thoroughly that they 
scorned to learn from them and the rapid posts and 
luxurious inns of the Asiatic empire were never objects 
familiar to the sight and experience of the dwellers in the 
little peninsula. In many ways they were right, as the 
extent of their country was infinitely small compared to 
Persia, and their states were independent, whereas in the 
empire there was a powerful central authority. 

In place of imitating the Persian system and deriving 
from it the things which might have aided their develop 
ment, they gave a malignant turn to a term used by their 
former enemies in their posting service. We have spoken 
of the term angareion, as the distance a horse traversed; 
the Greeks adopted the word, made it into a verb and 
defined it as the sum of all tyrannical force well worthy 
of the King of Kings, who forced citizens to run with 
news at the peril of their lives. Strange destiny; that 
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Plato should avail their countrymen only in adding to 
the scope of the dictionary, but should, in years to come, 
aid the most powerful and deadliest enemy of Hellas in 
keeping the country in subjection, and should finally 
contribute the most to the overrunning of occidental 
civilization with the hordes of Tourania! Alexander s 
messages were carried as were those of his ancestors in 
the days of Agamemnon, and the institution of the 
hemeradromoi lasted until the Roman Empire instituted 
a post road system modeled upon that of Persia; a sys 
tem from which all that have come later were derived. 
In the days of the lower empire the post system reached 
its greatest excellence in Greece. The course of empire 
had shifted from Rome to the city of Constantine and the 
centralized authority was closer to the Balkan and Asiatic 
provinces, a fact which sufficiently explains the improve 
ment. Thus we shall arrive at the period when through 
out all Greece as in the other provinces of the empire we 
shall see magnificent military roads with relays of ani 
mals, and at every station a hostelry, where travelers 
may lodge and where copiers may procure fresh horses. 
The entire establishment shall be meant by the term 
allage, which Eustathius has specifically informed us is 
synonymous with stathmos, "by which, 55 writes he, in 
formally, "we mean not only an inn and a stable but 
also the places proper to make a halt, the stations where 
travelers stay over to rest and recruit themselves/ 5 Thus 
we have again the posting system of Persia, and rest 
assured, that unless we have been deceived, the master 
of posts will soon put in an appearance. 

And as far as the term angareion is concerned, it has 
not been lost; we still have it in the Latin angariare and 
through low Latin in the French hangar, which conveys 
accurately enough the impression of such shelters as the 
stathmoi of Persia or the tillage of the lower empire. 



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CHAPTER V. 

Grecian inns of the fifth century before Christ The inn* of the 
pleasure-loving Athenians The public houses, low dives, and public 
stews Wine booths and dancing girls The giving of names and signs 
to taverns the beginning of advertising Keepers of taverns and cabarets 
held detestable and infamous Drunkenness and harlotry prevail 
Diogenes a frequenter. 

Inasmuch as we have only found inns complete in 
needful details under the emperors, the question of 
whether the Greeks of former times actually possessed 
establishments where one could lodge and where his ani 
mals could be taken care of, may arise. The rapid 
decadence of hospitality, once it had set in, and the insti 
tution of the proxenos serve but to cloud the issue, and 
the unwary scholar might draw an erroneous inference 
from the facts. The shelters erected for pilgrims to 
religious festivals would also tend to bear out such an 
inference. There are several terms in the Greek language 
which denote inns, and many of these terms are classical, 
some few being even ante-classical, there are also numer 
ous passages in the authors, sometimes obscure and am 
biguous, but which, nevertheless, offer positive evidence 
that there were sumptuous establishments of the kind. 
A verse in the Inachus of Sophocles, cited and commented 
upon by Pollux, proves that as early as the fifth century 
before Christ, hostelries were already known in Greece. 
The pandokos xenostasis was an inn where guests only 
were lodged; but the phatne as well as the stathmos were 
used to denote a huge establishment where men and beasts 
found shelter. Athenaeus cites a passage in the Peltate 
of Ephippus as follows: "The place was furnished with 



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stables for beasts of burden, stalls for the horses, and 
dining-rooms (gleumata). 99 

It was in places such as these that great and powerful 
individuals with carriages and baggage trains, such, for 
example, as envoys on their way to their posts of duty in 
foreign states, lodged. Such diplomats found the hos 
pitality of the miserable little inns of Boeotia or Phocis 
little to their tastes, and dearly bought. We know this, 
thanks to a beautiful passage in the orations of Aeschines, 
in which the Greek orator tells us that the Athenian 
ambassadors lodged one of their companions, whom they 
suspected of treason, in an inn, and among other indica 
tions of their contempt, they refused to lodge or dine in 
the same inn. The Jccdagogion was a very simple and 
very common hostelry, as was also the Jcatalusis. Accord 
ing to Pollux there were many of that sort at Athens, 
and also throughout the whole of Greece, as is proved by 
many references in the Greek writers. It was in such 
an establishment as this that the famous case of murder 
and telepathy took place at Megara, as Cicero tells us. 
Secaldus, and the old man of Oree, found themselves 
in a like situation in Argolis and it is there that they re 
cited to one another that mutual account of their mis 
fortunes which Plutarch has transmitted to our times. 
People who went to consult the oracle, the devotees of 
Pythia and Apollo, who departed for Delphi or Tegyre, 
the place where the god was born, lodged there of their 
own free will in the hostelries, as is easily inferred from 
an anecdote related by Plutarch in his treatise On the 
Oracles Which Are No More, and the same may be said 
of certain Delians who had returned to Delphi. Had 
they not overheard the words of a certain innkeeper, they 
would all have been lost and would never have been able 
to return to their country. "During the Peloponesian 
War, the Delians having been driven from their island, 



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they were advised by an oracle of Delphi to search out 
and possess themselves of the place where Apollo had 
been born, and there to make sacrifices of a certain 
nature: they marveled about this and demanded whether 
Apollo might not have been born elsewhere than amongst 
them, the prophetess I*ythia advised them that a crow 
would lead them aright. The representatives of the 
Delians, on their return, passed by chance a village in 
Chaeronia, and they saw a certain hostelry there with 
some strangers frequented from the oracle of Tegyre to 
which they wished to go, and as they were taking their 
departure they heard the following conversation : * Fare 
well, madame Crow/ and taking literally the response 
of the prophetess, they made their sacrifice at Tegyre, 
whereupon they were restored into favor and returned to 
their country/ 5 

But what were these hostelries, these Greek pan- 
dokeia, such as were to be found in these villages, scattered 
along the great roads for those travelling through the 
country? How were they distributed, what was their 
extent, what were the conditions in them and what were 
their charges? This we do not know. The fragments 
of Menander tell us that wine was sold for a few obols 
the pint and that for the price paid daily to a pandar a 
whole family could live in comfort for a month. The 
details concerning the institution at Plataea with which 
Thucydides has furnished us are happy in their fullness, 
we are not so fortunate, however, in material of the same 
sort which will serve to illustrate the pandok&ia, nor do 
the writings of antiquity help us, in this respect. They 
may have been simple caravanserai as Pouquevifle imag 
ines, and might be compared with the klmns of modern 
Greece, in his estimation; those vast and miserable sheds 
where beasts of burden and men were herded indiscrim 
inately into a hurly-burly, and of which Buchon gives so 



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piteous a description. We are of the belief that a passage 
of Plutarch will prove that in those hostelries of Greece, 
even as in the khans of Modern Greece, the life of the 
wayfarer was identical in every respect, and, using the 
expression of Buchon, "everything is done in the presence 
and before the eyes of all/* 

But in Athens these conditions were entirely different. 
Putting aside the fact that from their very character, 
pleasure-loving, witty, sprightly, and volatile, they would 
naturally form a larger number and a greater variety 
of social relations, they also possessed a civic life infi 
nitely more cosmopolitan and sparkling. They harbored 
a constant influx of strangers from the ends of the earth, 
traders, merchants, brokers, all in search of business and 
profit; travellers and art lovers, seeking to learn and to 
enjoy, sages come to pay respect to the shrine of phil 
osophy and literature. It was only natural that with 
them the need for hotels and inns soon brought them into 
being. In the life at Athens such institutions are often 
mentioned, and the difference between conditions at 
Athens and Sparta is very neatly and caustically summed 
up in a witticism delivered by the philosopher Diogenes, 
which Aristotle has preserved for us. This cynic once 
said: "The public houses are the Phyditerien (a bagnio 
where flute girls entertained and ministered to the desires 
in any way requested [see Aristophanes for extended 
note] ) of the Athenians." If from this witticism one 
were to argue a greater frequenting of the public houses 
this must be understood only of the lower and lowest 
dregs of society, and therein lies the basic difference be 
tween the public house of the ancient Greco-Roman 
civilization and our own. There were exceptions, how 
ever. When the Athenian ambassadors were sent to 
negotiate with Philip of Macedon, they lodge everywhere 
in inns. Dionysus (Aristoph. Ranae, 114), makes inquiry 



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as to the quality of the inns on the road to Hell, and 
what shall we say of those special provisions made by the 
public to provide shelter for wayfarers coming to Athens 
and Corinth to participate in the great religious festivals 
and games ? In Athens, however, the better classes of the 
people had nobler and finer occasions for social entertain 
ment, though this was often very costly at Corinth. 
Horace has remarked that not every man could afford 
to pleasure there, and we have no less an authority than 
Demosthenes to bear him out. The public houses had 
little influence on the greater number of the upper classes 
of society though these same upper classes were unani 
mous in holding publicans and all their ways in contempt 
not only because of the natural contempt of the aristo 
crat for the underling, but also because these rogues and 
scoundrels, fracturing by their very calling one of those 
beautiful and sacred tenets of a semi-primitive culture 
which carried out the rites of hospitality even to remote 
generations and nourished the guest-friend even in the 
face of war, could only be such and shelter the stranger 
within their gates for gain. Then, too, the adulteration 
of wine and devious methods in merchandising were only 
too well known in classical times. According to Pet- 
ronius, Socrates used to boast that he never had looked 
into a tavern, but it is more probable that what he meant 
to say was that he never looked around in one. But the 
almost universal disrepute in which the aubergists were 
held may be inferred from a multitude of passages in 
classical literature. Among the most striking is that 
passage in the Characters of Theophrastus in which 
he describes an individual so lost to shame and so lacking 
in intelligence that he would even be capable of con 
ducting a public house. Isaac Casaubon, in commenting 
upon the passage of Theophrastus cited above, hints at 
the facility with which publicans lent their services in 



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the matter of pimping; and decries that zeal in the public 
service which would procure service for the paying guest 
who wants what he wants when he wants it. In fact, 
the austere post-renaissance scholar goes so far as to sum 
up the attributes of hosts who did better than serve their 
patrons with a savory dish or a rare vintage, calling them 
pimps and their establishments public stews. The 
moralizing Socrates says somewhere that not even a slave 
with a shred of respectability would risk eating in a pub 
lic house. This seems somewhat exaggerated, however, 
for from various passages in Aristophanes one learns 
that the more common class of citizens and their wives 
as well did not hesitate to enjoy themselves in such 
houses. But that persons of position and dignity, on 
the contrary, did not visit such places and that they 
were partly constrained by law from visiting them can be 
inferred from Hyperides as cited by Athenaeus, who 
states that if a member of the Areopagitus had ever 
entered a public house, even on a single occasion, his 
colleagues would no longer have tolerated him as a 
member of that assembly. As to the establishments 
themselves, the Greek language defines them and places 
them in different classes. First then we shall mention the 
wine booths. Here wine was sold only on the street. 
Then there were ale or beer houses or taprooms, at least 
the lexicographer Suidas expressly differentiates the mere 
wine seller from the publican. Such were the places 
where Demos amused himself with flutists and lyrists 
and dancing girls who were agreeable in other ways. 
Whether all these wine shops also sheltered strangers, or 
whether the rights and limitations of these houses were 
so exactly defined and established and regulated by the 
authorities is not known. This definite division does not 
seem to have taken place. There is still another class of 
public houses mentioned which seems to have provided 




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especially for the shelter of strangers. These were known 
by a characteristic name, pandokian, All Receiving, open 
to all. Booths also, it seems, were sometimes connected 
with these inns. Some establishments doubtless stood 
somewhat higher in the scale than those mentioned, for 
even if a large part or even if the greater part of strangers 
stopping in Athens found shelter with hospitable friends, 
there must have been a considerable number who had 
no such connections and were therefore compelled by 
necessity to avail themselves of a public house. How 
ever, it is not at all to be expected that with the care 
lessness and indifference which even yet prevails in the 
Levant and Orient and even in the Latin countries, the 
comfort of travelers was looked after to the same degree 
as in our inns and hotels of today, especially in those of 
the larger cities. That the Greeks, like ourselves, had 
painted signs on such establishments may be ascertained 
from a passage in Aristotle. Nevertheless, the fact that 
in Aristophanes and other writers no further trace of the 
use of such signs is to be met appears to weigh against 
the universality of the custom, and as this usage would 
have furnished many an opportunity for sarcastic com 
ment, its absence is indicative of the fact that the custom 
was not widespread. That the omission is accidental is 
too much to suppose. The custom of giving names and 
signs to inns and the like is perhaps the very beginning 
of advertising as we understand it today. For instance, 
we have the familiar sign of the two triangles laid one 
over the other, and also the bush set up in front, both of 
which go back to Graeco-Roman times, as will be shown. 
The Greek innkeepers had a special patron saint just as 
our publicans have theirs, in Pandolphus and Julianus. 
They placed themselves under the patronage of Mercury, 
who, by the way, was also the very prince of purloiners, 
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Choused of lus cattle, ApoDo in a rage 
Demanded restitution, with a frown; 
Threatening thee gamin, impish and sage 
"Who laughed, and, his impotence to crown 
Didst filch his quiver with thy guile 
And he could only swear and smile. 

Such, then, was the manner In which the public houses 
of Athens were instituted in general, and, as will be seen 
from the foregoing, they were bound to differ immeasur 
ably from ours in importance and in the esteem in which 
they were held. Yet the writer well remembers more 
than one wayside forest inn along the former bound 
aries of western Russia and eastern Germany and Aus 
tria which were strongly reminiscent of the standards to 
which the ancients took such universal exception and he 
is here tempted to enlarge upon the statement of Sir 
Samuel Dill, in his Roman Society from Nero to Aurelius : 
* The Roman inns, from the time of Horace to Sidonius 
Apollinaris were in bad standing and even dangerous." 
Had Sir Samuel journeyed through the forests of eastern 
Russia he would have commented upon these inns and 
harpies at some length. The inns of Greece and Asia 
Minor then belonged in general to a very low place in 
the social order and the need they filled was limited, 
while our public houses, in their large number and 
variety, our ale and beer houses (O shades of Gambrinus 
and the golden age), inns, wine rooms, coffee houses, 
casinos, clubs and restaurants, are patronized in the 
evening by the greatest number of all those who have 
become weary during the day by application to business 
or even by sheer lack of all employment. The reason 
for this contrast is not difficult to adduce or to under 
stand, for why should a free Athenian have wished to 
seek entertainment and social intercourse in such a place? 
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which stimulated his mind? There were the numerous 
religious fiestas, venerable and national, and, almost 
coaeval with his traditions, built on the very foundation 
of his character and its needs, beautiful in their simplicity 
and symbolism; and in addition there were the games, 
the philosophical schools, folk dances, and the ever pres 
ent spectre of war among themselves which kept alive the 
glamour of military tradition and service. 

In the theatre he saw his gods on the stage, in the 
majesty and grandeur of Aeschylus and Sophocles he 
heard their utterances, and the memory lingered until 
the next occasion and lingers still. The greater part of 
his time, however, was occupied with political duties and 
activities. He presided in the popular assembly as a 
magistrate or attended as a citizen, he spoke, or listened 
to the speeches of others, which sometimes tended to 
benefit him but often injured him, and which always en 
tertained him. He elected officers and he was elected to 
office, or he sat in open court as judge or as spectator. 
Everywhere subjects were discussed which touched his 
interests closely, and the debates were such that by their 
wit and energy of expression, their brilliant rhetoric and 
the exquisite artistry in the manner of their presentation, 
they were then supreme and have never been surpassed 
or even equalled to the present time. Aristophanes has 
flayed the designing Cleon, and he was not alone in 
demoralizing Demos, sycophants and subserviency often 
had such plausibility that they were able to overthrow 
honor and lead even the most scrupulous citizen into a 
dangerous and expensive lawsuit, but when that age came 
Greece was on the decline even as has always been the 
case with other nations* "Men," said Aristophanes, and 
after bmi Petronius, "men are lions at home and foxes 
abroad." 

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the daily and ordinary activity of these institutions there 
unfolded itself on the other hand, a certain strength of 
mind and activity of thought, a stimulating of the facul 
ties and an energy of action compared with which our 
public life forms a contrast almost as marked as the dif 
ference between life and death. We must be cautious in 
condemning lest we condemn ourselves and our own 
institutions. 

One should do whatever will benefit his health, sing, 
declaim, or if he so desires, walk up and down in the great 
room of a hostelry, whether strangers be present or no, 
"it makes no difference whether one is a passenger aboard 
ship or whether he is lodged in an inn with many others, 
if the attendants are inclined to laugh and make sport 
it makes no difference, it is no less dishonest to eat than 
it is to take one s exercise." From this passage it would 
appear that no separate room was allotted to each indi 
vidual traveler, and the pandokeion was a common 
refectory and dormitory. Would it then follow that the 
same disorder of men and beasts would have been found 
there as in a modern Greek kahn? We do not think 
otherwise. 

We base our belief on the passage of Epphippus cited 
by Athenaeus, and upon another not less curious found 
in Pollux. In his precious chapter upon the settings of 
a play and the decorations of Greek theatres, he informs 
us that ordinarily they opened through the proscenium, 
three doors; that in the middle might open upon a palace, 
a cavern or grotto, or the house of a nobleman, but that 
the second, on the left, invariably opened upon an 
inn, whilst the one on the right led to a temple in 
ruins or remained vacant. In tragedies, on the contrary, 
the inn or "door of strangers/ according to his diction, 
was on the right, and one discovered a prison on the left. 
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life was well known and was a familiar part of daily liv 
ing in ancient Greece, otherwise they would never have 
had a part in the drama of the times, and have been 
always introduced in the scenic scheme of the theatre; 
but let us give the passage in the words of Pollux: "In 
the comedies, an awning was stretched over a carpet, it 
was always stretched near a tavern doubtless so that those 
passing might cool themselves in the hot hours of the 
day, and nearby one saw the stables for the beasts of 
burden, and the great gates which the Greeks called 
Jclisiades, and they passed through these to enter their 
carriages." Here, then we see one of those edifices of the 
Greeks, great halls for the guests, near by stables for 
the horses and sumpter mules, and great doors for the 
carriages. But at that point our information comes to 
an abrupt end. 

As to the masters of these establishments, we cannot 
think ourselves better informed, in fact, our information 
is, if anything, even more scanty and sketchy. We only 
know that, as in the case of the keeper of a tavern or 
cabaret, the calling of him who conducted a pandokeion 
was held detestable and infamous. Pollux has trans 
mitted to our admiring curiosity the entire index expur- 
gatorius of infamous callings and damaged goods and 
we have good reason to suppose that the legislator was 
very wisely occupied with such subjects in placing the 
ban of a public scarcely less moral, all those who lodged 
for the night, all the tavern keepers in the villages and 
towns, or along the great routes of Hellas. 

Their women were for the most part strumpets from 
the lowest stratum. In absolute proof of this we need 
only cite a very curious passage from the Theodosian 
code, as later on we shall, that such women were absolved 
from the penalties carried by the law against adultery, 
so true was it thought that their hideous calling was but 



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one facet of the profession still older; a few phrases from 
Theophrastus s chapter on Slander shall suffice for the 
present. He tells us that the daughters of Thrace, so 
numerous at Athens, many being of the nobility of their 
own country, but for the most part slaves, sellers of rib 
bons, tavern girls, all combining the calling of sweet 
predaciousness with their other metier; our evil speaker 
launches an epigram at the sons of such abandoned 
women, imputing the same qualities to her son like 
mother like son, as it were: "His mother, I may add, is 
a noble damsel of Thrace, at least, in the language of 
Corinth she is called my life, my soul,* and such ladies 
are esteemed noble in their own country, they say. Our 
friend himself, as might be expected from his parentage, 
is a rascally scoundrel. Such women snatch the passers- 
by out of the very street. That house has not the best 
of characters. Really there is something in that proverb 
about the women. In short, they have a trick of gossip 
ing with men . . . and they answer the hall-door them 
selves/* In other words, such hostesses conducted hostel- 
ries along the great roads, but the pleasure of their 
guests was the most serious and profitable concern of 
their lives. Nor should we be astonished at this in 
formation when we remember the nature of the company 
thus brought together in the stalls called, by way of 
compliment among the Greeks, inns, and we find the 
high minded Plutarch greatly insensed and defending 
well born men from tavern friendships and familiarities. 
He says to them: "That they should not do as many do 
and imagine they have the substance of a good time 
when they have but the shadow, gaming with dice, playing 
mora, lodging with innkeepers and picking up gambling 
friendships with tavernkeepers in the villages to the 
glittering spell of games." And a saying of Plato in his 
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government is as much to the point in some favored 
countries today as it was when lie enunciated it. I 
refer to the passage in Lib. XI, sec. 918 of the Laws. 

There is, of course, little doubt that the unpopularity 
of innkeepers in Greece arose in part from the feeling 
against receiving pelf for hospitality, but their tendencies 
toward adulteration and substitution, extortion, espion 
age, and the like, also contributed to their ill repute. 

"On this account (eagerness for gain) all the lines 
of life connected with retail trade, commerce, inn-keeping, 
have fallen under suspicion and become utterly disrepu 
table. For if what I trust may never be and will not 
be, we were to compel, if I may say a ridiculous thing, 
the best men everywhere to keep taverns for a time; 
or carry on retail trade, or do anything of that sort; 
or if, in consequence of some fate or necessity, the best 
women were compelled to follow similar callings, then 
we should know how agreeable and pleasant all these 
things are; and if all such occupations were managed 
on incorrupt principles, they would be honored as we 
honor a mother or a nurse. For the sake of trade, a 
man opens lodgings in a lonely place, a long way from 
anywhere. He receives bewildered travelers in barely 
tolerable quarters, or affords warmth, quiet, and rest in 
his close rooms to people driven in by angry storms. 
And then, after receiving them as friends, he does not 
provide them with hospitable entertainment according 
to that reception but holds them to ransom like captive 
enemies whom he has got into his clutches, on the most 
exorbitant, unjust, rascally terms. It is these offenses 
and others like them, shamefully common in all such 
callings, which have brought discredit upon all minis 
tration to men s need." 

Is it any wonder that Dionysus in the Frogs in 
quires what are the best inns on the road to Hell? 



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No, Theophrastus, you were wrong; the reckless man 
would not become a tavern keeper with such profits in 
sight. 

The impudent predaciousness and harlotry of the 
women of the inns and taverns were able foils for the 
unprincipled thievery and general rascality practised 
habitually by the men of the house; hungry for profits, 
they cared not a fig what the source might be. They had 
taking ways, but their charity was hypo-microscopic and 
could only be awakened by some wily impostor with a 
supposititious legacy to leave or some other motive of 
paramount interest; arrogant where they did not fear 
personal chastisement, they bore admirably the tradition 
of Aristophanes, that "men are lions at home and foxes 
abroad." 

They held the stranger in contempt who was careful 
of his expenditures and did not hesitate to manifest it 
when they dared. All these, and other characteristics 
are meant by the term Jcapelos. 

Any man possessing a tavern where entertainment 
was to be had passes, if that were possible, for even a 
greater knave than the innkeeper. It was always a dis 
grace to frequent his establishment, and any man making 
such a place his headquarters would have been held to 
be without shame and utterly lost to all sense of honor, 
and would have blushed to have been seen sitting at 
table there. A certain Demosthenes, not the orator, as 
he was a drinker of water, was seen one day by Diogenes 
the Cynic, getting drunk in a tavern, and was greatly 
put out, according to Plutarch, and wished for nothing 
so much as to get away from the place undiscovered. 
"The more you pull back, 3 * said the Cynic, "the further 
you get into the tavern," meaning of course infamy. 
Although Diogenes spoke to that purpose, he was none 
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cynic form* Before lie took Ms perpetual headquarters 
in the patched tub in which he crouched, he had spent 
practically his whole life in taverns. He took his meals 
in them, too. Once when he was dining amongst a 
crowd in a tavern he saw through the open door Demos 
thenes the orator passing by in the street. He called 
to him, and as the other heeded not the invitation, but 
continued his walk and turned his head, "And why/* 
yelled the Cynic after him, "are you too proud to ap 
proach a place where your master does not disdain to dine 
and spend his time?" "It was his desire/* remarks 
Aelian, who has transmitted the anecdote to posterity, " to 
speak to people in general, and to citizens in particular, 
intimately, individually; such he deemed the office of 
the orator; and such as harangued the public for reasons 
of state are but the slaves of the multitude/* 



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CHAPTER VI. 

Realistic night in a Greek inn, from Marcel Schwob Adventure of 
the poet and the slave Beggars 9 guild, their methods Theophrastus 
on ostentation Night life in Athens Arts of Athenian innkeepers- 
How they avenged the dupes Their jinesse in substitution Plutarch 
on capacity Price of wines Gentle art of obtaining something for 
nothing Wine inspectors. 

Let us now cite a pleasanter picture, conventional, it 
is true, but not lacking in beauty. The gem is from the 
works of Marcel Schwob, Mime IV, The Hostelry. (Edi 
tion of Mosher, 1901.): 

"Hostelry, o errun with vermin, the poet, bitten till 
deplete of blood, salutes thee. Not to thank thee for 
having sheltered him one night on the borders of a dark 
highway; the route is miry as that which leads to Hades 
but thy cots are broken down, the lamps smoky; thine 
oil is rancid, galettes mouldy, and, since last autumn 
there are white worms in thine emptied nut-shells. 

"But the poet is grateful to the venders of swine who 
came from Megara to Athenae (thy partitions are thin, 
O hostelry), and renders thanks also to thy vermin, 
which kept him awake by preying upon his whole body, 
swarming in hurrying masses upon the beds. 

"For, since thus he might not sleep, he sought to 
breathe the white moonlight through an opening in the 
wall; and from thence he saw a vender of women who 
came knocking at the door very late at night. The 
merchant called : * Child, child ! but the slave was snor 
ing, face downward, and with upstretched arms muffled 
his ears with the coverings. Then the poet wrapped 
himself in a yellow robe, of the same shade as nuptial 
veils : this crocus tinted robe had been left in his possession 



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one morning when a young love-maiden deserted Mm 
clad in a new lover s robe. So the poet, with the out 
ward seeming of a servant, opened the door; and the 
vender of women ushered in a numerous band. The 
breasts of the young girl who entered last were firm as 
the quince fruit; she was worth, at least, twenty minae. 

" * servant/ said she, * I am weary; where is my bed? * 

" O my dear lady/ said the poet, *thy friends already 
occupy every bed in the inn; only the servant s cot is 
left; if you wish to lie thereon you are welcome/ 

"The miserable wretch who cared for all these fair 
young girls flared the light of the great charred lamp- 
wick in the face of the poet; perceiving a maid-servant, 
neither too beautiful nor well arrayed, he uttered no 
word of dissent. 

"Hostelry, the poet, bitten till deplete of blood, thanks 
thee. The woman who rested with the maid-servant 
this night was softer than eiderdown, and her fragrant 
throat was like to a perfected fruit. But all this had 
remained untold, O hostelry, but for the noisy prating 
of thy cot. The poet fears that the little pigs of Megara 
may have thus learned of his adventure.* O ye who 
listen to these words, if the *coi, coi 5 of these little pigs 
from Agora to Athenae falsely relates that our poet 
indulges in low amours come to the hostelry and see his 
little friend whose love he knew she whose breasts are 
as firm as the quince fruit, this poet bitten by the 
blessed vermin on a moonlit night/ 5 

The principal frequenters of the taverns of Athens, 
then, would have been the lower classes, the sailors and 
watermen (pronneikvi) of the Piraeus; and the rascally 
scapegraces which Suidas and Harpocration include 
under the name peristatoi, idlers and vagrants, turbulent 
rioters of the Agora; their especial haunt the tavern 

*From Aristophanes, the idea at least, but the basket is missing. 



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which harbored abandoned women; obstreperous hecklers 
of the demagogues of the Pnyx, where Demosthenes him 
self, though affecting to despise their good or evil opinion, 
labored, nevertheless, for their favor, never ceased in 
triguing for their backing, and was always attempting 
to win their applause and support. 

The more hardy of the beggars* gild forgathered in 
the vicinity of the cabarets, the mob of impudent brag 
garts such as the one of whom Theophrastus speaks in 
the skit called Aponoia (The Reckless Man) : 

"In character a coarse fellow, defiant of decency, 
ready to do anything; just the person to dance the 
cordax, sober and without a mask, in a comic chorus. 
At a conjurer s performance, too, he will collect the 
pence, going along from man to man, and wrangling 
with those who have the free-pass and claim to see the 
show for nothing. He is apt, also, to become an inn 
keeper or a tax-farmer. . . . And he would seem, too, 
to be one of these persons who collect and call crowds 
about them, ranting in a loud cracked voice and ha 
ranguing them." 

Beggars gilds are not new under the sun, and the 
leader of the clan, a ruffian hardier and more brazen 
and enduring than any of his cohorts, furnished, through 
his lieutenants, the pittances of silver necessary to 
effectuate the carrying out of any predatory campaign 
contemplated against the peace and pocketbooks of 
the community, or to bait the traps and snares set for the 
feet or appetites of Inexperience or Lusty Age, or to 
buy the wine for some poor devil who had been picked 
to the bones while drunk and irresponsible. And from 
each enterprise he took the lion s share, holding his 
slaves and serfs to a daily accounting. It is for this 
reason that Theophrastus has depicted the hero of the 
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def endant, now as prosecutor, sometimes excusing himself 
on oath, sometimes attending the court with a box of 
papers in the breast of his cloak and satchels of note 
books in his hands. He will not disdain either to be a 
captain of market-place hucksters, but will readily lend 
them money, exacting, as interest upon a dollar, twenty- 
five per cent per diem; and will make the round of the 
cook-shops, the fishmongers, the fish-picklers, thrusting 
into his cheek the interest which he levies on their gains." 

But night was the greatest friend of designing idle 
ness. The cabarets were always open, and the pick 
pockets dancing attendance upon their dupes were as 
alert as bird-catchers watching their snares. The cour 
tesan of the Ceramicus glided noiselessly into the light 
from the somber darkness of the side-street, a wavering 
light from a dim lamp that lit up the sign over the door, 
she took her place in this Athenian medley along with 
the thieves and smugglers, she boldly demands drink 
in her hoarse voice, "Crasi, crasi" she calls to the host, 
she drinks deeply in a manner worthy of an Athenian, 
and although her head may be hot, her reasoning para 
sitism is cool enough to take instant advantage of the 
slightest opportunity of gain and to make the best of 
such meager advantages as nature has endowed her 
with. The design carried out, she takes her share and 
vanishes, but alas, not into oblivion, for day will dawn 
and with it will come the overlord who must be paid 
and whom there is no avoiding. 

The poor dupe did not remain to seek revenge; the 
police of Athens were not more numerous than active, 
they were not equipped like our own with eyes that 
outnumbered those of Argus, there it was the tavern- 
keeper himself who avenged the wrong, a sort of lex 
talionis, a gentle and insinuating blackmail that knew 
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of communicating the fact that he possessed knowledge 
and probably a dangerous gift of eloquence* Little by 
little the spoils would find their way into his till and 
all was well. Mine host knew so well the whole band of 
robbers, he served them with adulterated vitriols (kykeon) 
in delightfully small cups, veritable nectar as he would 
call it, and the cistern water with which he tempered 
his munificence was the most valuable portion of the 
drink. To put it bluntly, our tavern-keeper was not only 
a blackmailer and a thief, but he was also a poisoner, 
and we are guilty of no euphemism when we charge him 
with having undertaken to avenge the dupe, and settle 
his losses in full. 

The tavern-keeper of old Greece was not lacking in 
expedients for doing business in a dishonest way with 
a bold front and behind a mask of injured innocence. If 
he had been very long in the business he knew every 
resource of his calling; he was a good mixer and an adept 
adulterator. He knew his wines. Unfortunately, we 
know nothing definitely of the methods or perfidious 
ingredients which took the place of the grape, and which 
gave the synthetic mixture its taste and color. The 
Greek vintner may have made it as a substitute for the 
wine of Crete or Cyprus, just as a Parisian vintner of 
the sixteenth century made a substitute for malvoisie, 
producing a wine of the same native growth, as Beaujeu 
informs us, or again, as the merchants of the eighteenth 
century with no less effrontery made an imitation of 
muscat. At any rate, according to a recipe left by 
Olivier de Serres, they mixed together water, honey, 
orval juice, and the dregs of beer, to attain the horrible 
mash. But supposition has no place here. Thanks to 
the indiscretion of Plutarch, there is one manoeuvre of 
the Greek tavern-keepers that has not escaped us. They 
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the wine had made itself felt in their finger tips and then 
substitute a vile vintage (oxos). Our host also had the 
benefit of false measures, the eternal expedient which 
those who sell anything seem to inherit by instinct. "Is 
it the tavern-keeper of our neighborhood, who is always 
cheating me grossly with her half pints?" asks Blepsi- 
demus, in the Plutus of Aristophanes. In the Thesmo- 
phoriazusai, we have another passage: "If any male 
or female publican falsifies the legal measure of the 
gallon or the half pint, pray that he may perish miser 
ably." The fraud against which the dramatist is con 
tending is the alteration more or less bold of the public 
measure which the government of Athens had established 
by law, and all sellers of liquids were bound by it not to 
use utensils of capacity less than the legal standard. 
"It is true," says Plutarch, in a curious passage in his 
Symposium, where he attempts to prove that one should 
drink according to the measure of his own stomach, a 
standard highly specialized and never the same in two 
individuals, sometimes increasing or diminishing even 
in the same individual, "it is true that we go to the 
tavern to purchase our wine according to the same 
measure and uniform, which is public, but at our tables, 
each stomach is the standard by which one is governed, 
which does not fill itself with an amount uniform and 
universal, but according to the capacity which each has 
at the time." 

With the measures themselves, we are little concerned 
in a work of this scope, but with wine as cheap as it 
was in the days of Menander, and later of Polybius, it 
is difficult to understand how false measures or adulter 
ation could have contributed enough in profits to make 
it worth the while. With the rare and costly vintages 
it would of course have been different, but these were 
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in a fragment of Ms Treasure cited by Stobaeus, speaks 
of an Athenian vintner named Kantharos who was un 
usually expert in adulterating wines, so much so that his 
skill passed into a proverb "Cunning as Kantharos." 

Very frequently, thanks to the quality of the custom 
ers who came in along with the frequenters of the 
drinking place, the Athenian tavern-keepers, who were 
generally gifted with many of the less admirable attributes 
of the fox, found much to engage their conversation. 
They were generally abusive, and always on the lookout 
to cheat. The tavern-keeper had to serve his product 
before receiving his money, and often the guest drank 
to his health and departed hastily without having paid 
for his wine. 

These tricks of Greek villainy renewed their venom 
in the warm baths of the Cynosarges, the retreat outside 
the city for those not of pure Athenian blood, such as 
vagrant philosophers, pretty ladies, parasites who were 
fasting for the time being; places which were warmed 
for the proletariat in the winter. In Theophrastus we 
read of an episode which parallels the experience of the 
Athenian tavern keeper: 

"He is apt, also, to go up to the coppers in the baths, 
to plunge the ladle in, amid the cries of the bath-man 
and to souse himself; saying that he has had his bath, 
and then, as he departs, no thanks to you ! " In explana 
tion of the above passage it should be stated that a 
shower bath was sometimes taken by having water 
dashed over the head. It was the bath attendant s duty 
to do this service which our Pyrgopolynices does for 
himself, saving his money, and depriving the attendant 
of his fee. In all disputes the voice of the tavern-keeper 
was likely to be heard in the land, first of all, loudest of 
all. "Whom do you take me to be?" asks Poverty, in 
the Plutus of Aristophanes, after having threatened the 



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admirable Blepsidemus and Chremylus, who are intent 
upon expelling her from the hearths of all the just people 
in Hellas: "Some hostess (bar harlot), or pulse-porridge 
seller," responds Chremylus promptly, "otherwise you 
would not have screeched at us, having wronged you 
in no way." It was held shameful to enter into a con 
troversy with a courtesan, a bath attendant, a tavern- 
keeper, a fish monger, or an itinerant peddler of any kind. 
Aristophanes is almost positive evidence on this point, 
and Theophrastus is almost equally outspoken. 

Furthermore, as we have said above, it would have 
dishonored any man of good morals to even have been 
seen in a tavern no matter what the circumstances, aside 
from taking part in the revelries and brawls which so de 
lighted the idle Athenian proletariat, where not even a 
respectable servant could have passed his spare time and 
saved his moiety of reputation. 

Athenaeus quotes Cynulcus on the frequentation of 
taverns and cook-shops as follows: 

66 And do you dare talk in this way, you who are not 
rosy fingered/ as Cratinus says . . . and do you bring 
up again the recollection of that poet your namesake, 
who spends all his time in cook-shops and inns? Although 
Isocrates the orator has said, in his Areopagitic Oration, 
*But not one of your servants ever would have ventured 
to eat or drink in a cook-shop; for they studied to keep 
up the dignity of their appearance, and not to behave 
like buffoons/ And Hyperides, in his oration against 
Patrocles (if, at least, the speech is a genuine one), says 
that they forbade a man who had dined in a cook-shop 
from going up to the Areopagus. But you, you sophist, 
spend your time in cook-shops, not with your friends 
(hetairon), but with pretty ladies (hetairon), having a 
lot of cadets, male and female about you, and always 
carrying about these books of Aristophanes, and Apollo- 



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dorus, and Ammonius, and Antiphanes, and also of 
Georgias the Athenian, who have all written about the 
pretty ladies at Athens. O, what a learned man you 
are!" 

Public morality, such as it was, decreed that the 
frequentation of these places was infamous, and the ban 
extended even to the man who went there but once. 
The public of Athens seems to have had a well developed 
sense of the proprieties, and reserved for gluttons, mem 
bers of the oldest profession, brawling roisterers, and cynics, 
spoken of above the privilege of immune frequentation. 
The law left such inhibitions to the discretion of the 
populace, and the opinion of disadvantage which was the 
companion of such infractions of the moral code lay also 
in their hands; we have no proof that the law ever oc 
cupied itself seriously with the taverns and their keepers, 
save only in cases where false measures had been used or 
in cases of murder or treason, nor have we been able to 
adduce evidence of law in the matter of taverns and inns 
except such as is conventional or hypothetical, as in 
Plato. 

There was, on the other hand a peculiar edict of 
Xerxes levelled against the Babylonians after their revolt 
and appeal to arms. He promulgated a decree which 
carried with it the severest penalties; a ukase which 
prescribed that the Babylonians from then on were to 
pass their lives in taverns and other places where revelry 
ran rife, in order that such character and manly vigor 
as remained to them should be disintegrated and leave 
them a supine assemblage of slaves ripe for tribute and 
utterly unfitted for self government or the effort neces 
sary to secure independence. 

One institution, however, proves that the police of 
Athens were not entirely indifferent to the orgies of 
drunkenness common in Athens, and the brawls and 



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breaches of the peace which followed in their wake: I 
mean the oenoptae, or inspectors of wine. Athenaeus 
says of them: "The ancients affected so much of luxury 
and grandeur that they had cup-bearers for their tables, 
and in addition, inspectors of their wines." The Athen 
ians made a public charge of that inspection. Eupolis 
speaks of the same institution: "0 city of Athens, you 
are happier than wise. You who are commanded by 
those whom you have condescended to name inspectors 
of your wines." 

The oenoptae, however, had no right of inspection 
over the taverns. Like the gynoeconomos, whose care 
was the public weal, and who took precautions that the 
number of guests did not exceed thirty, and that no 
seditious gatherings should take place under pretext of 
political banquets or excursions into the country, the 
oenoptae did not concern themselves with particulars of 
a dinner, they merely saw to it that such as drank did 
so according to law. 

"Now," remarks Athenaeus, "their function is unim 
portant. The oenoptae number three, and they furnish 
guests with necessary information during a dinner. 
Therefore they have come to be known as *eyes/ " 
There might have been an official over the inspectors, 
an official whose powers were more far reaching; he 
might, for instance have had control of the enforcement 
of all laws concerning drink, the imposts, and especially 
the sale to the public, and therefore to the taverns. A 
passage from Plato, unfortunately incomplete, but cited 
by Pollux, is of interest in this connection. It seems that 
Plato desired to praise a man named Strabo for his 
excellent management of the duties incumbent upon the 
administration of the wine trade, and for that reason 
calls Tn m a taverner. A most peculiar tribute, and one 
which might be tortured into a tolerable epigram. 



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The Athenian innkeeper had not only to contend 
with the officials of the wine business, he was also sub 
ject to the visitations of the opsonomos, the official who 
had authority over food stuffs; and whose chief aim in 
life seems to have been the prosecution of retailers of 
commodities who had recourse to misrepresentation and 
lying in carrying on the affairs of business at a profit. 
The Athenian inns dealt in food and drink, and were 
frequented for both purposes even as those of Europe 
today. These places served meals in proportion to the 
excellence of the cook, the difficulty experienced in 
carrying the carved pieces of the sacrificial victims from 
the altars, and the complaisance of the landlord, and 
Hermes regretted bitterly the effect Plutus has had upon 
hospitality in the Athenian taverns: 

HERMES: I used to enjoy all the good things in the 
female innkeepers shops as soon as it was morning, 
wine-cake, honey, dried figs, as many as was fitting for 
Hermes to eat: but now I go to bed hungry and sleep in a 
garret. 

CARIO: Is it not then with justice, who sometimes 
caused their loss, although you enjoyed such good 
things? 

HERMES: Ah me, for the cheese-cake that was baked 
on the fourth day! 

CARIO: You long for the absent, and call in vain. 

HERMES: Ah me, for the ham which I used to de 
vour! 

CARIO: Leap upon the bottle, there in the open air. 

HERMES: And for the warm entrails which I used to 
devour! 

CARIO: A pain about your entrails seems to torture 
you. 

HERMES: Ah me, for the cup that was mixed half 
and half! 




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CARIO: You ca.Tm.ot be too quick in drinking this 
besides and running away. 

HEKMES: Would you assist your own friend in any 
way? 

CARIO: Yes, if you want any of those things in 
which I am able to assist you. 

HEBMES: If you were to procure me a well baked 
loaf and give it me to eat, and a huge piece of meat from 
the sacrifices you are offering within, 

CARIO: But there is no carrying out! 

The Greek restaurants had one door on the street, 
always open, and the most delicious aromas and odors 
streamed out to assail the senses and stomachs of the 
passers-by, where custom hesitated and was lost. Often 
these odors would awaken a sluggard who would send 
a slave out to find the morsel so much to his taste; this 
usually completed the conquest and was sound adver 
tising. Such was the experience of Philoxenos, glutton 
and poet, one day. He was always keen upon the de 
lights of the table as soon as he was awake. He chanced 
to pass by the door of a famous innkeeper and his nostrils 
were assailed by the delicious emanations from a goulash 
or ragout which seems just to have attained the very 
acme of culinary perfection. "Run out and get that 
dish for me/ 5 he commanded in a voice vibrant with 
ravenous desire. 

"But," replied the slave, who tested prices by the 
poignancy of the aroma, "it will be very dear." 

"Very well/* replied Philoxenos, "so much the 
better!" Surely an exclamation worthy of Brillat- 
Savarin! 

All inn-kitchens, however, were not equally good, and 
unless the fastidious customer paid his compliments to 
the best known establishments, as for instance one whom 
Athenaeus has cited under the head of cook and vintner, 



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he was likely to meet with a rogue, a bad dinner, and a 
malodorous experience, all at the same time, and might 
find no one in and the ovens cold. There was a certain 
Lacedaemonian wholly uninformed as to anything which 
concerned inns and taverns, and, being a Lacedaemonian, 
he would know nothing of such things, and he addressed 
himself to one of those kitchen keepers who was out of 
everything. The former happened to be a man of some 
rude wit and spirit. "The Laconian," says Plutarch, from 
whom we have taken the anecdote, "gave the tradi 
tionally soft and brief answer; having purchased a fish 
in a tavern he delivered it to the taverner whom he had 
accosted. When the taverner demanded of him vinegar, 
cheese, and oil, he made answer as follows: "If I had had 
what you demand of me, I would not have bought 
the fish." 

There were itinerant retailers of foodstuffs who had 
portable ovens which burned charcoal. They were 
numerous in the streets of Athens, but their favorite 
haunt seems to have been the Agora and its vicinity. 
They sold all sorts of underdone foods from their little 
ovens, and, almost without exception, they had the mak 
ings of excellent rascals in them. They were more guile 
ful than even those oakum dealers and horse traders of 
whom Aristophanes speaks so pointedly as being worthy 
to succeed Cleon in conducting the governmental affairs 
of the city. Nevertheless, customers often were able to 
procure from these peripatetic retailers such delicacies as 
were not served in the kitchens of the inns* Hot sausages 
highly seasoned with pepper, let the venders of hot dogs 
take notice, hash, omelettes wrapped in fig leaves (prob 
ably the remote ancestor of the hot tamale), and a sort 
of fruit pudding such as the English know today as plum 
pudding: the Athenian commoner was exceedingly fond of 
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grossly prepared, but they tickled to admiration the 
tastes of the sailors and other plebeian sojourners in the 
city. They also dealt in sweets such as honey cakes and 
preserved fruits, blanc-mange, disposed handily in rows 
in their shallow baskets woven from fragrant rushes, 
very convenient and appropriate for the purpose. Carry 
ing their stocks in trade they trotted up and down the 
streets of the city and also sold their wares at the games 
and other spectacles. Aristotle, who would never have 
been suspected of having been interested in such things, 
has said much of their hawking methods and their cries 
as they glided through the crowds of the amphitheatre 
and worked their way by degrees to the topmost benches, 
to offer some customer their wares. According to the 
grave philosopher, who has been suspected of having 
a sense of humor, the success of a play, whether tragedy 
or comedy, was always in inverse ratio to that of the 
hawkers with their merchandise. If the play was unin 
teresting, the audience appeased its appetite with cakes 
in recompense for the disappointment to its curiosity, but 
if the play was gripping, as for instance, the Oedipus of 
Sophocles, or if the sublimity of Aeschylus had found an 
instrument worthy to interpret it, the hawkers met with 
the short shrift which should overtake all vociferous 
votaries of Lucrum when they punctuate a Chopin noc 
turne or a Beethoven sonata with their appeal to the 
flesh. It would be highly interesting as well as entertain 
ing to try some such comparison in our own theatres; I 
mean in such of them as still permit an ox-like public 
to be annoyed and harassed by the demands of such 
gentry. The article vended might, for convenience, be 
packages of salted peanuts, or other tidbit with a volatile 
base. The greater the sales, the more the audience 
would enjoy the play. 

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perous and numerous at Athens, but only in Athens. 
In every other Greek city, even in those in which it might 
have been thought that conditions were favorable for 
their trade, they found it unprofitable or utterly im 
possible. We do not include Sparta in our survey, because 
gormandising was always regarded there as a crime, and 
cooks, caterers, and the like were classed as poisoners 
and driven from the country, like any Sicilian mal 
content* Corinth, the luxurious harbor of pleasure and 
new sensations, is the city we have in mind; Corinth, 
which placed such extravagant values upon hidden assets 
and virgin territory. "Not everyone," laments Horace, 
"can go to Corinth/* Yet with all its love of luxury, 
Corinth was far behind Athens in matters of eating and 
taste in choosing, and one of the characters in the Mer 
chant of Diphilus is advised to hold in check his gas 
tronomic preferences and comply with the law. "If," 
says he indignantly, "one sets a splendid table, the magis 
trates promptly inquire into his manner of living and 
the manner in which he employs his time; they ascertain 
whether his revenues are sufficient to meet the outlays 
demanded by such luxury. If his expenses are greater 
than his income they will not permit it, if he persists in 
his course, he must make amends. Should the day arrive 
when he has no more property and he still persists in his 
manner of life he is turned over to the executor of jus 
tice who inflicts an infamous punishment upon him. 55 
See how they dealt with luxury in one of the most luxury 
loving republics of Greece! 

Alciphron speaks in the same manner of Corinth, but 
what Diphilus imputes to the severity of the laws, 
Alciphron lays at the door of avarice. "One need only 
approach that city to become aware of the miserly selfish 
ness of the rich and the misery of the poor. It is noon, 
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handsome, with faces gay and spirituel; none take the 
road leading to the houses of the wealthy, all direct their 
steps toward the Kranion, where the wine merchants 
and fruit sellers have their booths. I see that they keep 
their eyes bent upon the ground; some rake together the 
pods of peas, others the shells of nuts, examining the 
heaps with attention to see whether there is anything 
there upon which to grind their teeth. They scrape 
with their nails the peeling of the pomegranate; the 
tiniest morsels of bread which have been trampled under 
foot do not escape their search and are eaten." 

Taverns and inns would not prosper in a city in which 
the wealthy were restrained from extravagance by rigid 
sumptuary laws, and the poor were forever constrained 
by their melancholy condition to a diet of air sparingly 
tempered with bread. The city was scarcely visited by 
lighters except for the purpose of supplying their daily 
allowance of wine, so that a single tavern-keeper could 
have supplied all the custom to be found there. Plutarch 
relates of Dionysius the Tyrant, that when he was living 
in exile at Syracuse, his condition was no better than 
that of a porter, and that he was compelled to purchase 
his wine of the tavern-keeper, and that this was only the 
stronger proof of the ignominious level to which he had 
fallen. 

But how different were things in happy and light 
hearted Athens! The taverns were always open there, 
day and night; you could always get a joint from some 
succulent sacrifice in the inn and in good company; 
always, somewhere in Athens these fraternities which 
we shall later see again in Rome, were holding a banquet 
with the delicate cuts which the gods with as much wis 
dom as good taste refused. At Athens it was not re 
garded as shameful to go daily to the tavern to buy wine, 
and the wealthy did not blush to sell the same. Accord- 



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ing to an ancient usage in France, the abbots of monas 
teries, the high magistrates, even the kings sold in detail 
the products of their vineyards; a custom common also 
in Italy, and especially in Florence and Naples. The 
wealthy Greek vineyard owners left such wines as they 
wished to dispose of in their houses in the city, under 
charge of their slaves. The disgrace lay not in selling 
the wine but in selling what purported to be wine, and 
adulteration was deemed a disgrace which only a vintner 
or tavern-keeper could be guilty of. 

Yet in that lovely city so redolent of the soul of 
gayety one could find no place in which to eat and drink 
in good company, without some disagreeable individuals 
to spoil the evening. The taverns, as we have said, were 
impossible; therefore the wealthy men-about-town, who 
had time on their hands, dropped into the booths of the 
perfumers and the barbershops to exchange the news 
and discuss matters of interest. 

The women were forbidden to enter places where they 
might mix with men or find themselves in male com 
pany, and this was especially true of the taverns; they 
therefore betook themselves to the gristmills to gossip, 
just as the rural English woman frequents the ship 
chandlery. Here they sang their songs of hero and 
spindle, and love and life, while the men assembled in 
these shops of good repute, principally those of the bar 
bers, predestined, according to Theophrastus and Aris 
tophanes, to be the centers of all the chit-chat, the head 
quarters of writers and playwrights who decreed peace 
and war and made or unmade the destinies of the State, 
according to the visionary plans which they wrote in 
charcoal on the walls. Aristophanes would have us 
understand that all Athens was agog with the sudden 
good which had befallen some dandy, and the barbers 
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many places Aristophanes mentions a certain Cosmos, 
a perfumer, in whose shop the critics of Cleon met to 
discuss him and his policies, and of the crowd of dema 
gogues who raised such an uproar in front of the tribune 
of the leather currier. Nor was there danger in thus 
taking part in the political criticism of the time in these 
shops, the haunt of the well-to-do idlers and literary 
ciitics, the radicals of the times. Radicalism is not often 
in conflict with the police unless it is clad in rags. It 
was a contention of Demosthenes that Aristogiton, the 
better to convince the people of his loving devotion to 
their interests, made it a point never to be seen in the 
shop of perfumer or barber; and the only instance I have 
been able to find of a man of evil reputation slipping in 
and intruding himself into such company is the arrogant 
upstart whom Theophrastus satirizes in his Characters. 

In addition to the taverns where wine was sold, and 
the shops of the perfumers and barbers, there was another 
institution where gossip ran rife, I refer to the thenn- 
opolia. These establishments were very popular in 
Greece and especially so at Athens, and we shall find 
them well established at Rome in due course. The 
thermopolia were places where hot drinks were sold. 
The word is of purely Greek origin as is seen from the 
roots, and in addition there is a passage in Pollux which 
confirms the statement. 

It is well known that in antiquity hot water was 
esteemed as a delectable beverage and, in addition, it 
was thought to possess certain hygienic virtues. Plutarch 
in his Treatise on the Preservation of Health remarks 
that it may be drunk without thirst, that it relaxes and 
refreshes the body, and that it fortifies the bodily forces. 
The eulogies of Dr. Sangrado must be taken as the sum 
and total of all the opinions of antiquity, setting aside, 
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"In fact the wine had made me very thirsty. The 
suspicion of anyone else but Sangrado would have been 
awakened by the thirst that consumed me, and the great 
draughts of water I tossed off; but he, fancying seriously 
that I was beginning to acquire a taste for watery potions, 
said to me with a smile: *I can see, Gil Bias, that you 
no longer have such an aversion for water. Od s life, 
you drink it like nectar. That does not astonish me, 
my friend; I knew that you would get used to this liquid/ 
Sir/ I replied, there is a time for everything; I would 
give just now a hogshead of wine for a pint of water/ 
This answer delighted the doctor, who did not lose so 
good an opportunity of extolling the excellence of water* 
He began a new panegyric upon it, not as a calm orator, 
but as an enthusiast. 

" * A thousand times/ he exclaimed, a thousand times 
more estimable and more innocent than the taverns of 
our days, were those water-establishments of former ages, 
whither men did not go shamefully to prostitute their 
wealth and their life in glutting themselves with wine, 
but where they met to amuse themselves, decently, and 
without risk, by drinking warm water! We cannot too 
much admire the wise foresight of those worthies of the 
State, who established places of public resort, where 
water was given to all comers, and who confined wine to 
the shops of the apothecaries, permitting its use only by 
prescriptions of the physicians. What a stroke of wis 
dom ! Doubtless/ he added, * it is by some happy remains 
of this ancient frugality, worthy of the golden age, that 
persons are found to this day who, like you and me, 
drink nothing but water, and who as a preventive against, 
or as a cure for all ailments, believe in drinking warm 
water that has never boiled; for I have observed that 
when water has been boiled it is heavier and sets less 
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"Whilst holding forth thus eloquently, I more than 
once thought I should burst out laughing. Yet I main 
tained my gravity, I did more; I entered into the doc 
tor s views. I blamed the use of wine, and pitied man 
kind for having acquired a taste for so pernicious a 
beverage. Then, as my thirst was not yet quenched, I 
filled a large goblet with water, and after taking a deep 
draught, said to my master, Come, sir, let us quaff this 
beneficent liquor! Let us revive in your house the 
ancient water-taverns which you regret so much!* He 
applauded these words, and exhorted me for a whole 
hour never to drink anything but water. I promised 
him, in order to accustom myself to this beverage, to 
imbibe a large quantity every night; and, the better to 
keep my promise, I went to bed resolved to go to the 
tavern every day/* 

Had the good doctor prescribed his aqueous specific 
at the same low price at which hot water was served in 
the thermopolia in Greece, and had he used as an excipient 
infusions made from rare plants, charging, for example 
three half obols, which the comic poet Philemon has 
declared was the price of a cupful, he might have trans 
formed that sovereign remedy into a popular beverage, 
and have gone down into history as the inventive genius 
whose ingenuity produced the soda fountain and all its 
products. 

Success was in his grasp had he but taken the trouble 
to follow the precepts of the authors from whom he must 
have amassed his information. Had he, for example, 
stimulated the tastes and appealed at the same time to 
the vanity of his patients by following the classical pro 
cedure, and mixing equal volumes of very hot water and 
very cold excipients in the form of decoctions, his prac 
tise would have been enormous, and had his excipient 
been wine, there is no saying where it would have ended. 



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^^M H 

And it is true that this method had much to recom 
mend it. Fluids could not be taken boiling hot, and it 
was long deemed dangerous to drink ice cold beverages 
in a hot climate. The temperature of the potion after 
the mixture of the two was pleasant and salubrious, and 
the trouble it necessitated made it only the more to be 
desired. There is a passage in the letters of Aristaenetus 
which bears directly upon the practice of mixing cold 
water and hot wine. It is as follows: 

"The cup bearer, skilled in his calling, has heated 
the wine, which he will mix with cold water, in just such 
proportion that the coldness of the water will lower the 
temperature of the wine, excessive heat being moderated 
by extreme cold, and the resulting beverage will be gra 
cious to the palate in taste and in temperature/ 

Patients in raging fevers were not so scrupulous and 
drank their wine ice cold. A courtesan was once enter 
taining the comic poet Diphilus at supper and presented 
him with a cupful of wine cooled with snow:*" By all the 
gods," exclaimed the poet, "you have an ice-house in 
your well/ 5 "Yes," answered the Athenian courtesan 
with all the sprightly spirit of her class, "I throw the 
prologues of your comedies into it when necessary. It 
need not astonish you, Diphilus." 

Finally, let us say, in praise of the uniform sobriety 
of Greece, and to give the lie to the slander philosophical 
reprobates later made current in Italy, that the term 
pergraecari (to drink like a Greek), to get beastly drunk, 
that in the times of which we speak, they mixed their 
wine with water in Hellas. If it was taken pure, it was 
the exception and not the rule. 

And also, in the Heroic Age, when tradition assumes 
that the whole nation was plunged into drunkenness, 
which was continual and habitual, and was said to be 
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Age, let us repeat, it was even as it was in the times of 
which we treat, with, perhaps, the factor of moderation 
still more preponderant. One who knew the secret of 
procuring the most subtle mixture of wine and water 
was deemed worthy of a statue; a lesson which seems to 
have been lost upon a later but more inwardly degen 
erate age. In the Homeric age, these mixtures of wine 
and water were mixed before anything else was con 
sidered. Large amphorae were employed for the pur 
pose, and the cups of the guests were filled from these, 
just as we have seen that at Assyrian and Babylonian 
feasts, the cups of the revellers were replenished from 
the huge silver urns which stood almost as high as the 
eunuch slave s breast. Drunkenness at these entertain 
ments in pre-classical Greece was not the rule; on the 
contrary, the aim was to secure the maximum of effect 
with the minimum of evil results, and, like Friar Tuck, 
they loved to feel the grape at their very finger tips 
without invading their intelligence or cheapening the 
reputation for good repute which was one of the most 
precious attributes of primitive strength. Because of that 
continual sobriety, that detestation of pure wine, that 
continual dilution with water, which must have been 
particularly grateful when they opened the acrid pipes 
from Arcady or Here, which rendered those who drank 
them dull and torpid, and the ceramia which caused 
women to miscarry, or even in the case of the vintages 
of Laconia which were thick and heavy, or those of 
Boeotia and Phocis, which were a mixture of grape and 
pine cone extract, water made them all more pleasant to 
the taste and less liable to overpower the head, as it 
helped to dilute whatever poison they contained. The 
use of water, however, might be questioned by a fine 
taste where the rare vintages of wines of Smyrna, de 
canted as they were in the shadow of the temple of the 



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mother of the gods, were concerned, or the white polios 
wine of Syracuse, the wines of Lesbos or Thasos, gleaming 
like gold in the pale yellow depths of their shimmering 
volume, so exquisite to the taste with their sweet and 
generous flavor, and which as they aged more and more 
came by degrees to have much of the odor of the finest 
apples. And one might well demand why they deemed 
it necessary to debase the wonderful vintage of Chios 
by incorporating it into any mixture? Or why adulterate 
the delicate wine of the Aegean Islands with impure 
water, as the Latins say? a wine so rare and costly that 
when it was used even at Rome it was at only the most 
sumptuous entertainments. It was regarded as the glory 
of the island from which it came, and the Chian vintage 
was celebrated with medals on which were engraved a 
sphinx crowned with clusters of grapes on the one side 
and on the other an amphora. Rare and costly indeed 
was this wine, probably the rarest of all antiquity, and 
was so precious that those who sold it sometimes drank 
it from the amphora as such an ambrosia could give them 
more pleasure than the profit they would take later on 
from its sale. Goguet remarks that the preference of 
the Greeks for mixtures of wine and water were founded 
upon long established custom and on the headiness and 
high alcoholic content of the native vintages. "All 
Greek wines were luscious/* says he, "and if one drank 
but a small quantity it flew to the head and rendered one 
tipsy. In order to combat these tendencies they evolved 
the method of exact dilution best suited to each vintage, 
and when this was once worked out, they followed the 
rules. Some wines were diluted more, some less, each 
according to its quality. Homer proves this in many 
passages." 

One should not suppose that the professional drunk 
ards took kindly to the usage, however, as there were 



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many cynics whose dispositions were scarcely less acid 
than their countenances, who would have thought their 
cups and their persons profaned if a single drop of water 
had come in contact with either, and our encomium on 
the general sobriety of Greece would not ring true were 
we to omit stating that there were many such tipplers 
and bottle-nosed sages in Athens and Sparta, in Thebes 
and in the Greek settlements of Asia Minor, and, in fact, 
throughout all Greece. 

Aelian has preserved a list of the more celebrated 
devotees of the flowing bowl, and we confess to some 
little confusion at finding it so long. The tyrants of 
Hellas were all given to alcoholic excesses, Dionysius 
(The Younger), of Syracuse, of whose exile in Corinth 
we have spoken above, Charidemus, against whom 
Demosthenes exercised his talents in vain, it was said 
of him that wine acted as a spur to his cruelty but it 
certainly detracted little from his subtlety. There are 
many others in Aelian s list, but it seems unfair to chron 
icle a leader s evil deeds without saying something of the 
good he did as well, and unless the evidence is well authen 
ticated, we shall not record such matters* 

After the tyrants, the philosophers are given a place 
of preference on Aelian s list. With them we shall not 
be moved to leniency, as they did but dampen the dry- 
ness brought on by their arid doctrines, "Lacydes and 
Timon," remarks Aelian, "were not so well known as 
philosophers as they were as drunkards." 

Anacharsis, also, who was not enough of a Scythian 
to take keenly to water, has a place in the middle of the 
list, and our narrator of anecdotes states that while at 
the court of Periander, his philosophical escutcheon was 
besmirched by his drunken pranks. Diotomus was also 
a great tippler. On him was bestowed the surname 
"Funnel/* because he took the largest funnels he could 



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lay hands on, put the end in his mouth, and "swallowed 
all the wine they could pour into it." He was certainly 
a high priest of Dionysus, and the only guzzler that can 
even be compared with him is that son of Syracuse who, 
as Aristotle says, placed fresh eggs upon a carpet and 
set a hen upon them, meanwhile, that no time might be 
lost, retiring to a tavern to drink at his ease and wait 
for them to hatch out. Cleomenes of Sparta also loved 
his wine, but he lived amongst a populace which detested 
alcoholic excesses, and would not tolerate them in indi 
vidual or king, and Aelian s malignity can bring forward 
but one charge against his sobriety: "he drank his wine 
pure, in the Scythian fashion." 

The Scythes, as is well known, were greatly given to 
drunkenness, and among them a warrior s courage and 
resource were reckoned and evaluated according to his 
capacity to outlast the rest of the company in a drinking 
bout. While there is no absolute evidence as to this, 
other barbarians who had come from Scythia to Athens 
had been known to drink almost to frenzy in the low 
dives of the Piraeus or the Agora, on the days of solemn 
festivals, and then stertorously sleep themselves sober on 
the steps of the Parthenon or on the massive stairs of the 
deserted Phyx. This seems to have been rather common 
amongst such barbarians as were in the guard of the 
archon, or the porters of the Areopagus or temples. 

The Thracians, who were especially numerous in 
Athens, where they formed almost the whole of the 
domestic population, were by nature very like the 
Scythians, and as drinkers they held their own with all 
comers* Aelian has not included them in his index, but 
what he has said of a barbarian race to the north may 
well be applied to the Thracians. "It would be safe to 
affirm that they live in wine; as other peoples use oil to 
anoint their bodies, so do the Tapyrians soak themselves 



in wine." 



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Byzantium, whose sailors went in great numbers to 
the port of Athens, its metropolis, was, among all the 
cities of Thrace, the one in which there was the most 
debauchery and drunkenness. Athenian depravity, re 
acting upon the native coarseness and addiction to such 
entertainment, gave such impulses free swing. Vice 
flourished there, vice rude and robust, always brutal, and 
insatiable. "It is said/ 3 writes Aelian, "that the Byzan 
tines loved wine so passionately, they quitted their houses 
and rented them to the strangers who came to live in 
their city, in order that they might establish themselves 
in taverns. They also left their women to the foreigners 
and thus committed two crimes at the same time, 
drunkenness and prostitution. When they had become 
inebriated, they took the greatest pleasure in playing the 
flute; the sound of that instrument being in closest accord 
with gayety: they were not titillated by the thrill of a 
trumpet, a thing which will enable one to sum up their 
skill in arms and their fitness for war. . . . During the 
siege of Byzantium, Leonidas, their general, seeing they 
had abandoned their posts on the walls, which were then 
being heavily attacked by the enemy, and that they 
passed their entire days in their accustomed haunts, 
ordered taverns to be established upon the ramparts. 
That ingenious artifice held them, although a little late, 
and they did not again abandon their posts. There was 
no longer a reason for doing so. M 

"Byzantium/* writes Menander, in a fragment of an 
unidentified play, "Byzantium makes all the traders 
tipsy. The whole night through for your sake we are 
drinking, and, methinks, 5 twas very strong wine too. At 
any rate I get up with a head on for four." 

Everything in Byzantium announced it to be a city 
in which brazen-faced debauchery and drunkenness were 
normal and universal. Even the coin of the realm bore 
on its faces the mark which characterized the national 



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morality: and, circulating throughout the ports of Hellas, 
confessed through the Bacchic emblems stamped on their 
faces the genuineness of the Byzantine orgiastic rites. 
The images thus represented, we must suppose to have 
been copied from the signs of certain Greek inns and tav 
erns, though it would startle Reform to see a cabaret 
with a sign flaunting such advertising as this. These 
were no grapes clustered on their slender stems, nor 
were they pot-bellied amphorae, with huge handles, nor, 
finally, were they heads of Bacchus crowned with ivy 
wreaths. 

The detestable addiction of the Byzantines for drunk 
enness was later on to be the cause of their downfall and 
end. We have already spoken of the defense of the city 
by Leonidas, and the ruse by which he prevented them 
from falling victim to their enemies. Their fate was 
reserved for a later time, and it was the destiny of the 
Spartan Clearchus, who had resolved to conquer them, 
to base his strategy upon their dissolute habits, succeed 
in his military ambition, and ensnare the Byzantines by 
using their own vices against them. 

Let us then cite Polyaenos, who, in his work in Strat 
egy, has furnished us with a full account of this curious 
affair, probably the most interesting episode in the entire 
history of Greek inns and taverns. 

"When the Byzantines revolted, Clearchus was fined 
by the ephors, and fled to Lampsacus with four ships. 
He dwelt there in such a manner and made such an ap 
pearance that it would be thought that he drank and 
lived merrily and sumptuously. Meanwhile, Byzantium 
was besieged by the Thracians, and they sent the com 
manders of their forces to demand assistance of Clearchus. 
He affected to give the impression that he was steeped 
in drunkenness, and it was not until the third day that 
they were able to gain an audience with him. Having 



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heard their prayers, he told them he pitied them, and 
promised them aid. 

"In addition to his four vessels, he armed two others, 
and made sail to Byzantium; there he convoked the as 
sembly, and advised that they embark on his ships all 
the troops, foot or horse, for the purpose of attacking the 
Thracians in the rear. That plan was executed, and the 
pilots were already under orders from him to proceed 
immediately to sea and lie to under arms, as soon as they 
saw the signal of battle raised on high. 

"When this had been carried out, Clearchus, staying 
ashore with the two commanders, said: *I am thirsty/ 
And, finding himself near a tavern, he entered with them, 
then, with the guards which he had posted in this am 
buscade, he murdered the two leaders. The tavern was 
closed immediately afterwards, and the keeper ordered 
to hold his tongue; thus, having removed their com 
manders, and having succeeded in getting their forces out 
of the city, he was able to march his own guards in, and 
remained master of the place/* (Polyaenus, Lib. n, 

Let us then bring this curious history of Greek inns and 
taverns to a close with this no less curious episode, as 
when a tun is broached, the wise do not remove the bung 
and faucet, after having drawn off a huge bumper, and 
taken a long pull at it. But having thus finished with 
these hostelries of ancient Greece, with the taverns of 
Athens and Byzantium, which none of the scholars, not 
even Barthelemy, or Scaliger or Casaubon have known, 
or at least, have not discussed at any length, disdaining 
the subject, Athens was noted for many things, and not 
the least lovely among them were the violets which 
crowned the city s beauty; Hymettus was famous for its 
honey, and the murmurous humming of the myriads of 
bees which gathered it, yet the penetrating and haunting 



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fragrance of the wild thyme with which the slopes of the 
eminence abounded and with which they still abound is 
a memory that time itself cannot destroy; an ethereal 
haze of perfume, the very spirit of Hellas, the Hellas of 
Theocritus, and Bion, and Moschus* It charms even the 
wild and picturesque loveliness of a scene hallowed by the 
associations of centuries, and the tributes of great poets, 
and seen, alas, through the mists of antiquity. Still, let 
me hope that I have been able to diffuse a little of the 
freshness and spirit which permeates the traditions of 
Greece, to distill for moderns a little of the perfume which 
almost intoxicated me when writing of this subject, and 
finally, without infraction of the law, to perfume, alas, 
but faintly, our own dry atmosphere with the fragrance 
of those fine old tuns from Biblos in Phoenicia, or with 
the exquisite bouquet of the vintages of Lesbos, Rhodes, 
or Herachia. 

The need to be complete and exact has, perhaps, 
forced me to introduce many dry details, some disserta 
tions of critical dullness, some philological curiosities, 
but I have striven to blend them with other details more 
absorbing and so retain the interest of my readers. Let 
him accept this work as the Greeks did their wines: the 
acrid pitch was necessary, and when a tun was found full 
of sea water, they merely tossed it back into its natural 
element. 



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CHAPTER VH. 

Rome Wealth brings its attendant ills Tavern keepers still held 
in contempt Not admitted to military service Hospitality tokens held 
in high respect Amusements and festivals wild and brutal The circus 
and its bloody games Helwgabalus Nero Claudius, Vitellius and 
Otho, frequenters of vile inns Nero the author of the worst enormities. 

We come at last to Italy, and the western civilization, 
for by that, and all it implies, we mean Rome. In Italy, 
we shall find that publicans and their establishments were 
held in as great and abiding contempt as in Greece. If 
anything, the Italians detested such innovations even 
worse, and the reasons are not hard to discover. First of 
all, as among the Greeks, was pride of race, the outstand 
ing characteristic of the Roman from the days of Romulus 
to those of Ammianus Marcellinus. One may, without 
difficulty, imagine the attitude of Appius Claudius toward 
hospitality which was bought and paid for; and the rude 
and virile enemies of Pyrrhus, who scorned to remove a 
foe that had proved his superiority to valor of the highest 
type, would have also scorned anything savoring of 
commercialism in the matter of a tired traveller s neces 
sities. In a short time, however, we find an increasing 
internal trade making demands upon conditions unfavor 
able to increasing travel, and when we reach the age of 
the most polished of the Latin dramatists, we find Ter 
ence, at twenty-seven, unknown, poorly clad, a manu 
mitted slave, in the house of Caecilius, at that time the 
popular dramatist of Rome, whither he had been sent by 
the Curile Aedile, that the author of reputation might 
pass upon the Andrian. So excellent was the work that 
the poor foreigner was invited at once to share the dinner 
of his host and to lodge in his house. In the interval 



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between Plautus and Terence the great Roman houses had 
by degrees assumed more and more of the tone of princely 
character. The conquests had begun, and the inhabi 
tants of the peninsula were brought more and more into 
contact with the outside world and with manners and 
usages foreign to their culture and their way of thinking. 
Wealth flowed in incalculable profusion, and it brought 
all the attendant ills in its train, Syrian and Greek, 
Egyptian, Jew and barbarian migrated to the center of 
things and each found a fertile field for the exercise of his 
own particular calling. Although the ancient rigid 
standards had weakened materially at the beginning of 
the first century before our era, the tavern keeper and 
the petty tradesman were held in no less contempt than 
had been the case in earlier times, and we shall find this 
true almost without exception for a period of over a 
thousand years in the history of the greatest of the ancient 
seats of culture and power. Numerous forceful passages 
from the works of Roman writers could be cited in proof, 
but it will suffice to show the position held by such trades 
in the eyes of the law, and from that evaluation, we can 
easily estimate their position in the social life of the time. 
In the eyes of the law, the innkeeper, the pander, and 
others of like standing were on the same footing, and the 
wife or concubine of a tavern keeper was so lightly 
esteemed that she was exempt from the provisions of 
legislation against adultery and other problems of do 
mestic triangulation: her position was so lowly that the 
law might have been offended if she failed to break it, 
or even if she heeded it at all. Innkeepers were not 
admitted to military service, nor so far as I have been able 
to ascertain, did they form a gild, as did other tradesmen. 
This may have been accidental, but I am inclined to 
doubt it from one or two fugitive passages in Petronius 
and the Theodosian code. It need not seem strange to 



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us when we find the consensus of classical opinion almost 
unanimous upon the evil repute and the dastardly char 
acter of the publicans generally. Furthermore, most of 
them were probably of foreign extraction; the kind we 
in the Pacific littoral designate as the "kind that can t 
go back"; and down until the very end of the Republic 
no man having due regard for decency and honor would 
frequent such a place or even enter it. On the other 
hand, under the empire, the finest gentlemen could enter 
with impunity the various schools maintained for the 
purpose of instructing budding genius gladiatorial, and 
accumulating a competence sufficient to purchase a cosy 
little tavern not too far from the arena, even as the 
sailor s fondest hope lies in getting a pay-day large enough 
to enable him to purchase a public house in Wapping, or 
Limehouse, Paradise Street, or George Street, and live 
at his ease the rest of his days. As among the Greeks, 
shelter and nourishment were provided for among the 
Romans as a right rather than a necessity from which 
to wring a profit, and as a general thing a stranger or 
traveller of importance had hospitable or friendly con 
nections in the city which made him independent of inns 
and lodging houses. There were also current among 
the Romans those tokens of hospitality such as we have 
seen amongst the Greeks, and they were as scrupulously 
honored until the time of Marcellinus. Nor did their 
virtue expire with the death of the original holders of the 
parts; they could be bequeathed as a valued inheritance 
from generation to generation. The circulation of such 
tokens was of course greatly increased after Rome had 
begun her march of conquest; the conditions governing 
hospitality were then transferred more and more to 
foreigners; and sometimes to entire cities and even states, 
and almost without exception, the powerful patrician 
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was in some manner associated with governmental affairs, 
and had in their clientele whole provinces which had the 
right to look to them for necessities. Naturally, when 
such individuals came to Rome they were never thrown 
upon the tender mercies of an innkeeper, and it is probable 
that such travellers formed a large percentage of the 
number of transients visiting the city. Foreign ambas 
sadors, unless the intention was to neglect them, were 
never dependent upon inns and taverns; it was customary 
to welcome and entertain them either in the house of 
some prominent Roman, or to lodge them in some mansion 
which was the property of the state itself. The reception 
and entertainment of the Rhodian ambassadors were 
examples of the former, that accorded the Carthaginian 
envoys, of the latter. We shall have occasion to speak 
of both a little later. 

The free Roman citizen was under no such necessity 
to go to a tavern for recreation, festive enjoyment or even 
variety, as was, until a short time ago, the case with us. 
His everyday life was not so largely occupied as ours with 
the struggle for a living, and he consequently had more 
leisure on his hands. The authorities met such a dan 
gerous condition as this in the same manner that their 
preceptors the Greeks did: by festivities, entertainments, 
and military service. The more prominent among the 
Roman citizenry, if they were not in camp, and as a rule 
practically everyone spent many of his younger years 
there, were continually active in their political interests, 
as magistrates, senators, consuls, aediles, and the like. 
The demands made upon such officials were frequently 
crucial, but, unlike the exactions of modern business, 
wearied but at the same time stimulated; it rarely caused 
the individual to "break," as we today understand the 
term. Neurasthenia was not common at Rome. The 
sum and total of the philosophy of political activity was 



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the oral treatment of problems, public participation and 
discussion; and a play of the emotions, perhaps sometimes 
too free, but more frequently restrained and constructive, 
and, by their very nature, they did not dull the mind 
because they compelled the individual to exert all his 
faculties, while the demands of the military service com 
pelled him to keep in excellent physical trim. Whenever 
a Roman of the class described above had time to get 
away from his political fence building, he generally 
lavished it upon agriculture, at least during the republican 
period and the early empire, but as culture became more 
general, he divided his spare time between agriculture 
and literature. Such was the noble otium of the Roman 
statesman. I regret that I know of no word in our lan 
guage which can define the term I have been compelled 
to use, but John Morley s life is the best example among 
the moderns. 

Great patricians and men of wealth who had more 
predilection to sensuality than to agriculture or literature 
had in their villas and country places every means for 
the gratification of their inclinations whatever they might 
be and, until a very late age, there is little to be said in 
such circles of inns and taverns. 

The public life and civic interests of the masses were 
in their way almost as rich as that which fell to the lot of 
the patricians, and the amusements and pleasures lavished 
upon them were on a scale not to be found in any capital 
in the modern world, with the possible exception of Spain. 
The Roman commoner annually elected his magistrate, 
often amid scenes of factional warfare; he could listen to 
the pleaders such as Hortensius or Cicero or Papinian; 
his tribunes, who were well versed in mob psychology, 
played upon the emotions and passions of the proletariat, 
by biting sarcasms and stinging repartee. He was an 
interested witness to all that passed before his eyes, and 



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Rome was the maelstrom of the civilized world; infinite 
variety; an ever changing panorama for its citizens to 
examine, criticize or praise: he was nothing if not hyper 
critical, cynically so, and captious. This magnificent 
city that ruled tie world held many beautiful things in 
its powerful grasp; the varied throngs from every prov 
ince, barbarian or semi-barbarous, furnished an unending 
pageant of living and gorgeous color as inexhaustible as 
the combinations of a kaleidoscope; and no matter where 
her nationals might be, it was sufficient for them to pro 
claim their nationality and fealty; these were their pro 
tection and their refuge. "I am a Roman citizen," said 
Paul, in the hands of his enemies; "I appeal unto Caesar/* 
Many of the spectacles were at times too wild and brutal 
for modern standards, but they were probably never dull, 
and they were always full of life and movement. 

An elastic religion, a cycle of festivities and holidays 
that extended through the entire year, processions and 
festivals of every sort, some for all the populace, some for 
special sects and cults organized for liturgical purposes 
there were many of these latter in ancient Rome. The 
circus offered its pageants and games for their amuse 
ment; the chariot races, so much a part of the national 
character that the various political factions came to take 
their names from the colors of the drivers: riots and street 
battles often had their origin in the differences in course 
of settlement between the various factions and their ad 
herents: well might the Roman commoner cry "Bread and 
Games* as the sum of the blessings to be extracted from 
life itself. In the theatre he could enjoy the attempts of his 
dramatists and poets to confine the fluid ease and airy 
elegance of Greek fantasy in a Roman setting; an attempt 
doomed at the very beginning to failure; even as French 
and Italian opera will always fail in English because of 
the impossibility of reproducing the psychology of the 



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Italian and the Gaul along with their meaning. Among 
the Romans, however, the theatre was never so highly 
esteemed as was the circus and its bloody games. Huge 
carnivora fighting to the death, the net thrower pitted 
against the heavily armed gladiator, duels & outrance 
between heavily armed antagonists of equal skill; such 
spectacles served to amuse the leisure and cultivate the 
lusts of a populace cruel by nature; a populace that in 
later ages was better qualified to view such spectacles 
than to take an active part in them; a truism graphically 
illustrated in the bull fights of Spanish splicing coun 
tries, and among our own captious baseball writers and 
fans, who boo at the so-called age for hitting a homer, 
but who, alas do not write like one. 

The games of the circus were of frequent occurrence 
but they were not held daily, and the Roman sought the 
Campus Martius to while away a little of each day s 
leisure. On this wide plain on the bank of the Tiber 
the young engaged in athletic games while the elders 
talked of affairs which ruled the destinies of all the world 
between Britain and Parthia. As with the Greeks, so 
also were the Romans favored in the matter of public 
baths, which served the people as places of assembly and 
amusement. 

Some of these institutions, called thermae, were splen 
did establishments, erected by the wealthy to prevent the 
consequences of serious thought and concerted action on 
the part of a populace no longer capable of either. Booths, 
shaded arcades, promenades, even libraries were found 
here; and the miserable ministers to appetite were 
specialists in their callings. They had need to be; then 
as now it was survival of the fittest, and a Commodus 
would not have hesitated for an instant to order a bath 
attendant to be thrown into the furnace if the water was 
not hot enough, nor would a Heliogabalus have refrained 



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from ordering an unfortunate caterer, whose new fangled 
sauce was not piquant enough to titillate the jaded taste 
buds of the parvenu, to eat nothing but that sauce until 
he had compounded another which met the requirements 
of the imperial taste. Under conditions such as these 
one may assume that the standards were at least as lofty 
as the capacity for enjoyment. Why, then, should the 
Roman have desired to confine himself within the four 
walls of a pot-house or a cabaret? 

The everyday life of Republican Rome was charac 
terized, until the last century of its existence, by an aus 
tere and provident simplicity which regarded extreme 
wealth with contempt and suspicion, and which relieved 
poverty in just moderation. There are many inns and 
taverns mentioned in Plautus and there were probably 
many such places in Rome and Magna Graeca, but after 
all, Plautus was writing from Greek originals and may 
have overstated the facts slightly. 

It is worthy of note that in the reigns of the succeed 
ing emperors public activities gradually ceased, and the 
populace, having no longer important and more worthy 
occupations to fill their days, began to frequent inns and 
taverns; and, as the city declines and public character 
decays, we shall find that these places will become more 
and more the haunts of the quasi-respectable, and even 
of the patricians, and no longer, as was formerly the case, 
be patronized largely by the slaves and vagabonds. Not 
withstanding the degradation of national character, the 
standing of the publicans was not improved; on the con 
trary, it was even rendered more contemptible by direct 
legislation and by action of the courts. Claudius and 
Nero were frequent visitors in the taverns, Vitellius and 
Otho were also guilty of the same indiscretions. Let us 
cite for our purposes the favorite author of Mark Twain; 
I mean Suetonius: "Often/* says mine author, in speak 
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word and deed that one would suppose that he did not 
know or care to whom, with whom, or when or where he 
was speaking. When a debate was going on about the 
butchers and vintners, he cried out in the House: *who 
can live without a snack, I ask you/ and then went on 
to describe the abundance of the old taverns to which he 
used to go for wine in earlier days/* (Chap. XL.) 

Both Claudius and Nero were wild, and Nero was 
more dissolute and abandoned than his father-in-law, but 
as both were base at heart, Nero, being the younger, had 
better opportunities. Claudius was a dullard and his 
welcome would be in proportion to his ability to spend, 
and in direct ratio to the terror with which his name in 
spired those in the tavern. Nero had a personality which 
could be very pleasing, and his character has been some 
thing of an enigma to writers of history. In him was 
combined an artistic sense of some discrimination, an 
ability to appreciate good literature, and latent tendencies 
toward ferocity that had, in some cases, the added stigma 
of refinement. A character which had been restrained 
and guided by Seneca and Burrhus, suddenly threw off 
all restraint and went the limit in gratifying the ferocious 
appetities that drove it on until, as was the case with 
other and better tyrants such as Aurelian, and still more 
dissolute despots, such as Commodus and Phocas, the 
unknown designs of the emperor became a menace to his 
familiars, and led them to take such measures as should 
prevent the consequences of satiety, or of that morning 
after feeling which has so often led to the downfall of the 
most trusted ministers and officers. Tacitus has left us 
an admirable sketch of the times of that odious tyrant 
Nero: 

"The consulship of Quintus Volusius and Publius 
Scipio was remarkable for the tranquillity that prevailed 
in all parts of the empire, and the corruption of manners 
that disgraced the city of Rome. Nero was the author 



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of all the worst enormities. In the garb of a slave, he 
roved through the streets, visited the brothels, and 
rambled through all by-places, attended by a band of 
rioters, who seized the wares and merchandise exposed 
to sale, and offered violence to all that fell in their way. 
In these frolics, Nero was so little suspected to be a 
party, that he was roughly handled in several frays. He 
received wounds on some occasions, and his face was dis 
figured with a scar. It was not long, however, before 
it transpired that the emperor was become a night- 
brawler. * 

Yet, dissolute as Nero was, such as he would scarcely 
have frequented such places in earlier times, and we base 
this contention upon a passage in Cicero in which he de 
nounces another Roman no less dissolute than Nero, but 
much more courageous, and abler. I refer to Marcus 
Antonius. 

" Judge then of the nature of this fellow/* says the 
orator, in speaking of Antony s arrival in Italy. "When 
he arrived at Bed Rocks at about the tenth hour of the 
day, he skulked into a petty little wine-shop, hid there, 
and kept on drinking until evening. From thence, get 
ting into a gig, he was driven rapidly into the city and 
came to his own house with his head veiled." 

In another passage the great orator speaks of the 
humiliation which he suffered at the hands of Piso, and 
excoriates the latter for his love for such places. 

"Infamous fellow/ 5 says the sage of Arpinum, "do 
you remember that when I came to you with Caius 
Piso, about the fifth hour of the day, you came out of 
some hovel or other with your head wrapped up? And 
you were wearing slippers, too, were you not? and when 
you had suffocated us with the vile stench of that cook- 
shop, with which your foetid breath was loaded, you 
made the excuse of your health because you said that 



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you were compelled to have recourse to some vinous 
remedies? and when we had admitted the pretense, (for 
what else could we do?), we stood a little while amid the 
fumes and stench of your gluttony till you drove us 
away by filthy language and still more filthy behaviour? 3 * 

In concluding this introduction to everyday life in 
Rome I wish to state that it was disgraceful for a family 
of even moderate means to be without its own cellar, 
bakery, and elaborate cuisine. In support of this I quote 
again from Cicero s speech against Piso: 

"In his house there were no dishes of silver, only 
very large cups, and these are in fact all from Placentia, 
due to his desire to avoid the appearance of scorning 
his countrymen. On his table one sees no oysters, no 
fish, only large chunks of meat which is almost tainted. 
Dirty slaves wait on the table, and among them even 
old men. With him the cook and serving man are com 
bined into one person; he has not his own baker, and no 
cellar. Bread and wine he buys from the dealer and 
from the inn/* 

Thus we see the attitude of the upper class citizen 
toward petty dealers and especially towards inns and 
taverns. And there is also a lesson to be learned; not 
that we have ever shown much ability to learn from the 
past and thus forecast the future; the lesson is this: in 
ancient times it was not necessary for the citizenry of 
character and ability to frequent roof -gardens or taverns 
in order to exchange social obligations and discuss ques 
tions of the day. On this account, the Greeks and 
Romans could leave such dens to their proper denizens, 
the slaves, the rabble, and that general class which 
neither toils nor spins but which, like the lily and the 
green bay-tree, flourished then, but fared never so 
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CHAPTER VUL 

The era of the Roman emperors The great highways The growth 
of the Persian Post Service The menace of the imperial public houses 
The Roman Diploma (diplomata tractarium) necessary for travellers 
Landlords in Italy in the times of Polybius Petronius and Trimalchio 
Cicero and Macula, the inn-keeper Horace and, taverns Inns dan 
gerous places of refuge. 

Let us, then, reverse the hour-glass of eternity, that 
the sands of time may filter backward until we have 
reached the era of the emperors of Rome: Augustus, or 
the timid and inhuman Domitian, Marcus Aurelius, or 
that stern disciplinarian Aurelian, who lived two cen 
turies too late. Rome was then the sovereign city of 
the known world, bound to every province by those 
wide and solid roads, the number and ruins of which 
astonish us to the present day, and which, after the 
ascendency of barbarism, were still the arteries of such 
transportation as existed through the dark ages. It made 
no difference in what country the traveller found him 
self, if he was bent upon leaving Gaul, or Germany, or 
Greece, or Iberia, the highway he followed led him to 
wards the Eternal City, and aU roads lead to Rome. 

The stages of travel were so admirably calculated 
that the end of each day s journey found the traveller 
at a station where fresh horses and pack animals could 
be obtained, and where food and lodging were procurable. 
The post-houses were, in reality, great imperial inns 
which served as ration depots and halting places for 
military details, as well as the putting up of travellers, 
when otherwise unoccupied by imperial missions or 
other official guests. The entire system was an out 
growth of the Persian Post Service, but in many ways 
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Officials, known under the collective term frumentarii, 
were assigned to the administration and inspection of 
these great public houses: in addition to which they 
also maintained a system of espionage which was useful 
in keeping the authorities informed as to everything 
going on in the neighborhood. Some of these official 
delators were by nature so meddlesome that they placed 
this duty even above their actual official calling, using 
every means in their power to overhear the conversation 
and plans of those lodging with them. If these plans 
appeared to them treasonable, no time was lost in 
denouncing the culprits to the emperor or to the prae 
torian prefect. It is to be regretted that mere suspicion 
was too often equivalent to condemnation, and Gibbon s 
strictures were justified. Taking this interpretation, 
these great inns were not so much a place of sanctuary, 
a shelter from the storms of winter in dreary climes; 
they were the lairs of espionage; in place of pleasant 
lodgings offered free of charge, they were rather snares 
perfidiously set and cunningly baited. 

By virtue of such a system, the police, operating as 
a huge organization could arrest and detain a far greater 
number of criminals and malcontents than would have 
been the case had these great hostelries been maintained 
for official use alone. Gibbon has pointed out the utter 
impossibility of escape under the emperors and has 
cited one attempt under Tiberius, in which the fugitive 
was apprehended and brought back. So perfect was the 
organization, however, that even Tiberius saw nothing 
to fear from the example and the matter was dropped. 
In later times, however, this was not the case, as Aetius 
probably owed his life to his escape from inimical author 
ity, and Attila would probably have won the battle of 
Chalons had Aetius been apprehended before he could 
sue for pardon at the head of sixty thousand veterans 
devoted to his interests. 



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As tlie institutions of which we are speaking were 
imperial, it need not astonish us to learn that some 
credentials were necessary in order to gain admittance 
and procure the services of the master of posts and his 
organization. The document in question was called the 
diploma tradatorium under the earlier empire, but under 
Constantine it came to be known as epistola evictionis, 
a more specific term according to Bergier. The writ, 
for such it was, consisted of two leaves, hence its name; 
and the imperial couriers, who corresponded to what 
the British call king s messengers, were of course always 
provided with the diploma. Travelling emperors lodged 
at these mansiones and held there a sort of local court 
to receive the homage of local authorities and their 
suites, and from this we may suppose that at times 
these ions were accessible to all the world; they wit 
nessed a ceaseless coming and going of nobles and high 
officials, tourists of position, and even mere tradesmen. 
On this account an official lodged there was always 
exposed to danger no matter how carefully precautions 
for his protection had been taken, and the emperors 
therefore reserved for themselves the entire establish 
ment when putting up there. The epistola evictionis was 
the instrument used to clear the way for them and their 
suites. All such documents bore the imperial seal and 
were either issued by imperial authority direct, or by 
some high official to whom that power had been dele 
gated* 

In spite of all the care taken to shield him, Titus fell 
a victim to the dangerous and criminal enterprise of his 
brother Domitian, in a mansio (post-house) in the Sabine 
country, almost at the very gates of Rome. He was 
taken with that raging fever which caused his death, and 
tradition has it that the fever was the result of a poison 
which set his blood on fire. The assassination of Aurelian 
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Coenophrurium, between Heracleia and Byzantium, 
proved yet again that notwithstanding the most pains 
taking precautions, the gravest danger could still attend 
and menace even princes in these imperial public houses* 
Therefore we stress the fact that the diploma tradatorium 
was a most difficult document to procure, and the reasons 
for requesting it must have been vital and unavoidable. 
Pliny the Younger, a powerf id minister high in the favor 
of Trajan, begged the emperor s indulgence for having 
granted Calphurnia post-horses without first having ob 
tained imperial authorization, and this, notwithstanding 
the fact that her business was so pressing as to admit 
of no delay. The bearer of an imperial diploma was 
literally able to command such service and attention 
as not even Lady de Winter, in Dumas s Three Mus 
keteers could have procured with Richelieu s famous 
letter of absolution: "It is by my order and for the good 
of the state that the bearer of this has done what has 
been done.* 5 On the other hand, should an individual 
or official present himself at a mansio and either seek 
or force service from the imperial establishment, he was 
liable to the most drastic punishment, no matter what 
his station or influence. An episode in the life of Helvius 
Pertinax, who later became emperor, will serve to illus 
trate the severity of the regulations governing the post- 
houses and service. Julius Capitolinus relates that when 
Pertinax was praefectus cohortis, serving in Syria, he was 
punished by the governor of that province for having 
levied post-horses without the diploma, being ordered as 
a consequence to proceed on foot from Antioch to the 
place to which he had been ordered as legate. Under 
the later empire it became very fashionable to apply for 
this all powerful diploma, which was good for a certain 
time and which became void automatically upon the 
death or removal from office of the emperor or official 
granting it. When such a request was honored, the 



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lucky recipient had great cause to congratulate himself 
because of the prestige which the possession of such a 
document conferred upon the bearer, whose importance 
was at once augmented. He was empowered to take 
any route that might suit his fancy. In special cases the 
emperor granted a sort of perpetual diploma which was 
good during the life of the possessor or during that of 
the emperor whose seal it bore. In fact, due allowance 
being made for the times, a diploma tractatorium was 
equivalent to a pass good on any railroad or steamship 
line, and in addition it granted the bearer carte blanche 
in the diner and buffet car, as well as in the Pullman 
stateroom, or for that matter, a special train, unlimited 
service, and prompt and respectful obedience. The near 
est approach which we know of is the katicherif, until 
recently furnished to Turkish officials; a document which 
carried with it most of the powers conferred by the old 
Roman diploma, both as to hospitality and to horses, 
supplies, and so on. King s messengers are also believed 
to possess credentials almost as powerful. Upon the mere 
presentation of the diploma, the bearer thereof did the 
post-master the honor of receiving from him horses, 
beasts of burden, and all the food and supplies of which 
he and his suite might have need. Should the station 
be short of supplies, a condition which did not often 
occur, the stables empty of fresh beasts, the cellars dry, 
the mansionarvus or stationarius would levy upon the 
local inhabitants to supply his needs, and a requisition 
such as this had all the weight of imperial sanction. 
The rustics were ordered to furnish such animals and 
stores as were enumerated in the diploma, and in num 
bers, quantities, and quality, as specified therein. The 
term used to denote such requisitioning was angariare, in 
allusion to a usage prevalent amongst the Persians and a 
saying current among the Greeks, of which we have 



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spoken before. Marculphus, a Gallic monk, wrote a work 
entitled Formulae, in which he compiled and preserved 
the actual texts of many legal forms. To his industry 
we are indebted for the text of one of these diplomata 
tractatorium, or, as they were known in his time, circa 
660 A. D., epistolae evictionis. The reader need not be 
surprised at the munificence of the emperor in thus pro 
viding for the needs of his legates, as they sometimes 
travelled with an innumerable train of officials, secre 
taries, slaves, and the like; and in some regions supplies 
were scarce and had to be transported with the traveller. 
(Name of Emperor), Emperor: 

TO ALL OUR OFFICIALS AT THEIR POSTS OF DUTY. 

Greeting: 

Know ye that we have delegated , 

an illustrious gentleman, to be our legate or ambassador to 

We therefore command you by 

these presents to aid his excellency, to provide and furnish 

his excellency with horses, to collect such quantity of 

supplies as to him shall seem good and reasonable, in places 

proper and convenient; furnish ordinary sumpter 

horses and in addition; bread; hogs- 

heads of wine; barrels of beer; sides of bacon; 

cattle; hogs; suckling pigs; 

sheep; lambs; geese; pheasants; 

chickens; pounds of oil; pounds of pickle; 

pounds of honey; of vinegar; of cummin; 

of pepper; of coste; of cloves; of 

aspic; of cinnamon; grains of mastic; 

dates; .."... .pistache- almonds; pounds of 

wax; of salt; of oils; ricks of hay; 

of oats; and of straw. 

Look ye that all these things are furnished him in full 
and entirely < 9 in a place convenient, and let everything be 
accomplished without delay. 



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From the foregoing, it is easily evident that life 
under the emperors was full and abundant in all that 
concerned their agents and legates, and we have reason 
to believe that they acted with equal liberality toward 
foreign ambassadors and august prisoners of war. Wit 
ness the treatment of Zenobia by Aurelian and that of 
Gelimer by Justinian, and neither of these princes was 
noted for his liberality. Such profusion did not greatly 
antedate the empire, however, and the complaints voiced 
by the deputies from Rhodes, and of those from Mace 
donia, inform the reader that Rome, during the period 
of the Punic Wars, sumptuously entertained foreign am 
bassadors of friendly states and lodged them in a house 
owned by the government; but that representatives 
whose home governments were of doubtful allegiance, 
might possibly be subjected to some indignity. Legates 
of the enemy were adequately cared for. 

"Quintus Fulvius Gillo, a lieutenant-general of Scipio, 
conducted the Carthaginians to Rome; and as they were 
forbidden to enter the city, they were lodged in a country 
house belonging to the state, and admitted to an audience 
of the senate at the temple of Bellona." (Livy, XXX, 21 .) 

In the case of the envoys from Rhodes, we find these 
ambassadors expressing their displeasure at what they 
considered a breach of diplomatic usage, as follows: 

"In former times, when we visited Rome, after the 
conquest of Carthage, after the defeat of Philip, and 
after that of Antiochus, we were escorted from a man 
sion furnished us by the public into the senate house, 
to present our congratulations to you, conscript fathers, 
and, from the senate house to the capitol, carrying 
offerings to your gods. But now, from a vile and filthy 
inn, scarcely gaining a reception for our money, treated 
as enemies, and forbidden to lodge within the city, 
we come, in this squalid dress, to the Roman senate 



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house; we, Rhodians, upon whom, a short time ago, you 
bestowed the provinces of Lycia and Caria." (Livy, 
XLV, 22.) 

A little later on, however, when the republic had be 
come more conscious of its strength, it absolved itself 
from courtesies other than those of wood and salt, 
which were the least that even a parockus or an innkeeper 
could have done; and we find envoys lodged very simply, 
friend or enemy, in an inn of the street. 

Wayfarers, however, unless provided with the diploma, 
that magical charm that opened more doors than sesame, 
would perforce be driven by necessity to apply to such 
establishments as the inns for food and shelter when 
travelling, but, as Marculphus would have us see, the 
mere presentation of the diploma bearing the seal of the 
reigning prince, (those of Augustus bore a sphynx), at 
once procured the bearer a hearty welcome, excellent 
fare, a comfortable lodging, and all the heart could 
desire. The remains of the Roman mansio in the Great 
St. Bernard have been excavated and examined, and I 
take great pleasure in quoting from LancianTs Roman 
Campagna, pp. 32 and 33, to fill in the details of the 
picture: 

"The Roman hospice (mansio in summo Paenino) 
stood a quarter of a mile to the south of the present one, 
and comprised a temple to the god of the mountain, a 
hospice for travellers, stables, and watering troughs, and 
store-houses for fuel and provisions. The mansio or 
hospice was built of stone, with an elaborate system of 
hypocausts and flues for the distribution of heat through 
the guest rooms. The roof, made of tiles from the lime 
kilns of the Val d Aosta, had projecting eaves in the 
old Swiss style." 

In the times of Polybius, almost contemporary with 
the Rhodian envoys of whom we have spoken above, 



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inns were numerous along the great roads of Italy. 
This is proved by an interesting passage in the works of 
the great historian of the Punic War. He was a cul 
tured Greek of good social position. His travels took 
him well over Italy, and he commented upon what he 
saw. After having stated that in his time the price of 
wheat was four obols per Sicilian medimnus (about ten 
gallons), and that of barley two obols, a metretes of wine 
costing the same as a medimnus of barley, he goes on to 
say "that the cheapness and abundance of all articles 
of food will be most clearly understood from the following 
fact. Travellers in this country, who put up in inns, do 
not bargain for each separate article they require, but 
ask what is the charge per diem for one person. The 
innkeepers, as a rule, agree to receive guests, providing 
them with enough of all they require for half an as per 
diem, i. e., the fourth part of an obol, the charge being 
very seldom higher." (Lib. II, 15.) 

Unless human nature has undergone a very decided 
change, we are forced to the conclusion that the table 
set in such places must have been meagre and plain in 
the extreme, and the landlord of classical Italy must 
have been a blood brother to him of whom Gibbon said, 
in his Autobiography: 

"Under an air of profusion, he concealed a strict 
attention to his interest, 5 * yet the master of sarcasm does 
not complain of the table. The only difficulty in the 
situation lies in the continual carping and clamoring of 
the travellers who, if they paid no more than half an as 
for a day s lodging en pension, could not be said to have 
paid anything, and for that reason could not be accorded 
the right to damn their dinner, as Fielding says. 

In early times, the inns of this class were no better 
than hovels, badly roofed and insecurely fastened. In 
Petronius, the revellers return to their miserable sane- 



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tuary at night and cannot get in because the old beldame, 
their landlady, had been swilling so long with her custom 
ers that you could have set her afire without her know 
ing it. Trimalchio s courier rescued them from a night 
in the street by smashing in the door. Many of these 
establishments were mere sheds such as used to be seen 
along the Appian Way, and which were called, according 
to Festus, ceditae, because a certain Ceditius had been 
the proprietor of a great number of them. As the rental 
of such huts to an innkeeper assured the owner a good 
profit, and, according to Varro, played no unimportant 
part in supporting the cultivation of a piece of land on 
which the house had been built, nearly every landowner 
followed so common-sense an example and built such a 
shed at the boundary of his property. 

Wealthy landowners sometimes refused to lease to 
innkeepers, reserving to themselves such rights, and 
erecting little booths along the road which bordered 
their property. Here they could break the tedium of a 
long and tiresome journey, have a comfortable place in 
which to rest, and avoid placing their persons and edu 
cated palates at the mercy of innkeepers and their 
scullions. The great patricians had many estates in the 
various parts of the peninsula; these they visited, as 
their moods dictated, and, as a general thing, they main 
tained small establishments such as are described above 
for their personal comfort and convenience. To institu 
tions such as these, the name diversorium, or the dimin 
utive diversoriolum, were given, Cicero wanted a lodge 
of this kind on the road to Terracina, in order that he 
might not always inflict himself upon Fabius GaJlus when 
he visited in the neighborhood, but he either lacked the 
means or the amount necessary was always spent in 
advance on books and statues, and when he no longer 
travelled as a governor, and no longer possessed that 



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title and the right to avail himself of free lodging such 
as the parochi supervised and kept in readiness along the 
great roads, he was always forced to fall back upon the 
hospitality of his friends; accepting shelter with Gallus 
whenever he returned from Sicily, or with Lepta if he 
came from the other direction; but in the absence of his 
friends he had no other choice than that of lodging in an 
inn. In his case he was fortunate, for Macula seems 
to have been a much finer type of innkeeper than was 
commonly to be encountered. This innkeeper knew his 
duties and appears to have confined his activities strictly 
to them and to proprieties far above his own station in 
life. The wine he served was good, he himself esteemed 
it and drank it, though Cicero seems to have preferred a 
mixture of this wine and a little Falernian; he had only 
a few rooms in his inn, and they were so small that the 
great orator, on his way to meet Caesar who was return 
ing from Spain, feared there would not be room for the 
equipages and attendants. 

The inns along the great roads, then, were mere ordi 
naries and such dining-rooms as they maintained were 
small and few in number, in fact, a majority of such public 
houses must have been huts where the individual could 
obtain food and shelter, but often they were equipped 
with neither stables for the animals nor sheds for the 
vehicles. Others there were, however, in which condi 
tions such as these did not obtain: they were stables out 
and out, and travellers were obliged to bed themselves 
down upon a "donkey s breakfast," among the horses 
and mules. Places of such rustic simplicity were neces 
sarily poorly constructed and probably lacked bolts and 
bars to fasten their doors. There is a legendary episode 
in the life of Severus which is said to have occurred in 
such an inn. The future emperor at the time of this 
adventure was serving as a centurion, and necessity 



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bedded him down on the straw of a stable. As he was 
making the most of his situation a serpent glided in and 
coiled itself close to his head. It did not strike him, 
however, and, at the first startled outcries, it disappeared 
and an adventure which for the moment threatened him 
with grave danger was turned into an omen favorable to 
his future. It was construed as a divine portent which 
announced to Severus the lofty destiny in store for him. 

The collective term used to denote an inn was deter- 
sorium; this applied to an establishment with or without 
stables, but when reference was made to the keeper the 
term used was stabularius: should the institution be one 
of those dingy, moth eaten, vermin ridden pot-houses, 
the term used to describe it was caupona. 

The taberna deversoria were slightly more pretentious; 
here one could lodge and eat and drink; it is probably 
one of these establishments which was conducted by the 
hostess in the Isernian inscription. 

The tabema meritoria were a sort of rooming house 
and tavern combined. Their custom seems to have been 
less transient than that of the taberna deversoria. 

It is of the deversorium that Horace speaks when he 
scolds his nag for turning in at every inn and tavern 
along the road; poor habit-ridden beast, had your owner 
had you long in his possession? 

Baiae, Musa protests, will not do for my case, 
And has caused me no little ill-will in the place, 

Needs must, then, to change my old quarters, and spur 
My mare past the inns so familiar to her. 
" Woa, ho ! I m not going to Baiae s bay, 
Nor to Cumae!" her choleric rider will say, 
Appealing to her through the left rein, because 
Saddle-horses, you know, have their ears in their jaws. 

Epist. Lib. 1, 15, Martin s Translation. 



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There is no rancor in this passage, and Horace s ex 
periences along the Baiae road must on the whole have 
been pleasant. It is otherwise, however, in regard to the 
inns on the road between Capua and Rome, and the term 
employed by Horace to characterize them expresses the 
contempt in which lie holds them, a term not to be liter 
ally translated here, though the passage reads thus: 

But surely, friend, the man who gains an inn, 
Besplashed with mud, and soaking to the skin, 
When on his way from Capua to Rome 
Will not desire to make that inn his home. 

Epist. Lib, 1, 11. Martin s Translation. 

And with what care the refined taste of the poet 
evaded the pot-houses on the road to Brindisium, when 
ever possible. How cheerfully he said farewell to such 
asylums; how easily he contented himself with the slim 
and precarious hospitality of the little cottage near the 
Campanian bridge and the meager rations issued by the 
parochus. How worn out with boredom he was when 
he paid his compliments to the swarming inns and 
taverns of Caudium, Caudi cauponas, on his well pro 
visioned way to the villa of Cocceius, so magnificent, so 
well stored with luxuries of every description, and so 
well found in necessities, plenissima villa! Then continu 
ing his route, he tarried with the innkeeper at Bene- 
ventum. Here the fiery ardor of the landlord had nearly 
set the place on fire, for while that worthy was turning 
some thrushes which were roasting over a hot fire of 
grape vines, a blazing brand flew out of the brazier and 
set the kitchen on fire. The scullions and guests were 
greatly excited, the latter chiefly because their supper 
was thus menaced; with one accord they rushed to the 
rescue of their food and then put out the fire raging in 
the kitchen: 



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Hence without halting, on we post 
To Beneventum, where our host 
Escaped most narrowly from burning; 
For while he was intent on turning 
Some starveling thrushes on the coals. 
Out from the crazy brazier rolls 
A blazing brand, which caught and spread 
To roof and rafter overhead. 
The hungry guests, oh how they ran! 
And frightened servants, to a man, 
The supper from the flames to snatch, 
And then to quench the blazing thatch* 

The beds in such inns were not softer than sleep, and 
the mattresses, as we learn from Pliny* were stuffed with 
the largest tufts of a certain species of reeds, in place of 
goose feathers. Horace knew by experience that upon 
these narrow couches one was visited more frequently by 
insomnia than by dreams. 

For this reason, that he might charm away a little of 
the dreary emptiness of a "white night/* which lay ahead 
of him, he made certain advances to one of the strapping 
slaveys attached to the establishment for the purpose of 
rendering all manner of service to a none too discriminat 
ing public. There were always several of these rustic 
Hebes about the premises, and, in the eyes of the Roman 
law, none shirked this double duty. This lass, it seems, 
not looking forward with any degree of pleasure to a night 
spent in such distinguished company as that of the poet, 
preferred to rendezvous more pleasantly, and perhaps 
more energetically, with that distinguished individual 
who served Horace in the capacity of master of horse. 
His night, therefore, came to naught. To naught, did I 
say? Nay, let us read what the poet himself says, in 
this, the only passage in all his works in which he can be 
accused of absolute sincerity in speaking of the fair sex; 
the sex, which, alas, he often found magnificently false: 



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Twas there, O fool, O dolt supreme, 
I waited for a lying jade 
Till Sleep on me his finger laid, 
And I, still panting with desire, 
My pulse athrob, my blood afire, 
Sank into slumber; and it seems 
That I possessed her in my dreams. 

Those whose associations had accustomed them to a 
finer environment would have always missed something 
in these inns: the kitchen was very likely to be carelessly 
kept and was often ill provided. The wine was often 
vile but in some parts of the country the lack of good 
water was even more keenly felt; especially in Northern 
Italy: and even in Rome, notwithstanding the marvelous 
system of aqueducts, there were continual brushes be 
tween the water porters and the publicans, who waged 
a never-ending warfare over a matter of a pint| The 
aediks were being constantly involved in such brawls, 
which always spread to the rabble and roistering vaga 
bonds whose ends were best served by fomenting disorder 
to serve as a screen for their designs upon the money and 
goods of those in the neighborhood. The officials, on 
their part, were always on the alert to prevent fraud in 
measures or by adulteration; to prevent trespass upon 
the aqueduct system and damage to the same, with the 
consequent waste, which might have interfered with the 
supply which kept the fountains going. At Ravenna, 
conditions were much worse; there it was sometimes diffi 
cult to find even a single cistern which was not dry to the 
deepest part. All publicans were reduced to the dreary 
lot of him of whom Martial makes sarcastic mention: 
Epigrams, lib. HI, 57. 

In an inn at Ravenna, the other day 

I was bilked by the wiles of a cheat; 
When I ordered my wine mixed with water, the gay 

Deceiver retailed me wine neat. 



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and again mine author says in another pungent epigram: 

I d rather own a cistern at Ravenna 
Than a vineyard in a clime more favored still, 

For I could then sell water 

At a price that soon had otighter 
Make me richer than the dreams wine could fulfill. 

Their only hope of relief ky in the showers of rain 
that filled the cisterns in succession: for them it was better 
than a heavy crop of grapes and a plentiful vintage. 

"My Dear Ovid/ 5 writes Martial, "you report that 
the rains have made havoc with the vintage. What of 
it? The rain is far more beneficial for wine than you 
would think. Coranus, the innkeeper, was able to refill 
a hundred amphorae or so/* 

Wealthy travellers, who knew beforehand what the 
penury common to inns had in store for them, took their 
precautions far in advance whenever the chance of the 
road obliged them to apply there for lodgings; in the 
manner of the Epicurean Philoxenes of Cytheria, who 
only travelled when preceded by a train of slaves loaded 
with wines and everything proper and necessaiy for even 
the most educated and delicate of tastes; it was probably 
his example which prompted Sir Walter Scott to emulate 
him in Peveril of the Peak: and Kegnard the subtle harp 
of malignant indirection remarks : 

Who are not always burdened by books of the law 

Bear their pepper ground fine and their food in their maw. 

When wealthy and powerful transients arrived at 
such establishments, it was with an entire train of slaves 
and sumpter mules, minions, kpdogs, carriages and all 
the panoply of ostentation. They also carried with them 
a complete culinary apparatus, and on some occasions, 
when the highest caste was involved, portable garden 
plots with growing melons and early vegetables were 
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Ordinarily, however, the wealthy classes, though hold 
ing in extreme contempt the chipped and dirty cups and 
the lame dishes of the inns and taverns, contented them 
selves with merely carrying their own dishes and para 
phernalia along with them. In this latter class we may 
place Martial s Calpetianus (Lib. VI, 94) : 

"Calpetianus is always served from golden vessels; 
whether he dines in the city or at home; whether he goes 
on a picnic or not. Thus also is he served at a tavern, 
and thus in the country. Has he no other service? He 
has none of his own/ 

Those who adventured with such spoils as these into 
the clutches of the innkeepers frequently did so at con 
siderable risk. The inns were generally isolated, some 
times at some little distance from other habitations along 
the great roads which themselves were but little fre 
quented except by those engaged in repairs: they were 
commonly under the eagle eye of an accomplished scoun 
drel, the receiver and fence for all the robbers and night- 
pads in the district: such hostelries were nothing if not 
out and out Snug Harbors for the predatory classes whose 
methods lacked the sanction of law if not that of com 
mon usage. There were many such inns to be found 
along the more deserted roads in Italy; the proprietors 
doubtless chose their locations with due regard to cus 
tom, immunity, and rapacity, and all the art of a specious 
landlord could not detract from their aspect of sinister 
purpose, at best it could be softened down: as an example 
we have in mind the malalbergo on the long road between 
Bologna and Ferrara, the only inn in the whole district, 
or, yet again, the post house at Monteroni on the Roman 
Campagna (Torre di mezza via), of which William Savage 
speaks so eloquently and with such spirit: 

"One abandoned enough to have ventured himself in 
such a place ought to have gone to the gallows; a sen 
tence merited ten times over/* 



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Every dangerous refuge such as this was almost cer 
tainly the sanctuary of vagabonds and criminals, and the 
caupona of ancient Italy, and, I regret to say, the deter- 
soria* as well, were closely allied in creed to the establish 
ment of which Savage speaks. 

Savage also speaks of the mal aria (malaria) which 
aided the cause of the cutpurses, and which still infests 
the Roman Campagna. It was a case of danger succeed 
ing danger, and, as is easily seen, from the remarks of 
Didier on the post-house at Monteroni, the ancient 
Roman station (ad turres), the robbers which caused such 
terror of old have yielded before the fever which today 
has everywhere established itself: 

"A great house of stone, in these reaches a rare thing, 
rears itself from the edge of the road; it is Monteroni, 
the only posting house between Rome and Civita Vecchia. 
I enter, solitude reigns throughout; not a soul comes for 
ward to receive me. I call, and a silence as icy and im 
personal as death responds to my voice. At last I dis 
cover two postillions lying on the floor on a filthy and 
ragged mattress; two others are lying wrapped in their 
cloaks, not before the fire, however, but in the center 
of the hearth itself. Every one of them had the fever 
and they were so weak that it would have been impos 
sible for any of them to have mounted a horse. Of them 
I was unable to obtain bread, and it was the same with 
water/* 



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CHAPTER IK. 

The fate of the Arcadian merchant Dangers lurking in inns 
Petrvnius and Giton Drunken flute girls and Gaditaman dances 
Scenes of debauchery Edicts grant absolution Liquor situation under 
Domitian The Syrians and Levantines Looseness of their women 
Courtesans and their arts of pleasing. 

There would be little difficulty in citing a thousand 
instances of thefts and murders perpetrated in the 
cauponae of the ancient world, but we shall content our 
selves with two, Cicero and Valerius Maximus shall sup 
ply the narrative, and we shall reserve for ourselves the 
easier task of the commentator. First, let us begin with 
the tragic fate of the Arcadian merchant; a study in 
telepathy and crude psychology. It is true that the thing 
took place in Greece, but it might as easily have hap 
pened in Italy. It is one of the selections from the works 
of the great orator which in the past were used by the 
instructors to give their pupils a thrill and to show them, 
perhaps, that not all Latin classics were as dry as a too 
thorough going knowledge of grammar and prosody would 
have them seem. 

"Two Arcadians who were intimate friends, were 
travelling together; and, arriving at Megara, one of them 
took up his quarters at an inn, but the other went to 
lodge at the house of a friend. After supper, when both 
had retired, the Arcadian who was staying at his friend s 
house received a visitation from the apparition of his 
fellow traveller at the inn, the specter besought hrm to 
come immediately to the assistance of his friend, as the 
innkeeper was bent upon murdering him. Alarmed at 
this intimation, he started from his sleep, but, on reflec 
tion, thinking it nothing but an idle dream, he lay down 



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again. Presently the apparition reappeared to him in 
his sleep, and entreated him, that though he would not 
come to his assistance while yet alive, that he would not 
leave his murder unavenged, at least. The spectre told 
him further, that the innkeeper, after having murdered 
him, had cast his body into a dung-cart, where it lay 
covered with filth; and begged him to go early to the gate 
of the town, before any cart could leave the town* 
Much wrought up by this second visitation, he went early 
next morning to the gate of the town, and met with the 
driver of the cart, and asked him what he had in his 
wagon. The driver, upon this question, ran away in a 
fright. The cadaver was then discovered, and the inn 
keeper, the evidence being clear against him, was brought 
to punishment." (Cicero De Divinatione, Lib* I, 27.) 

In commenting upon this passage it is my belief that 
here is related one of those sombre and sordid chapters in 
Criminal Law, used as an illustration common to human 
experience: in other words, history of inns and taverns 
was, in ancient times, an integral part of the history of 
brigandage and thuggery; and many of the hospices in 
Western Russia and the provinces bordering that great 
frontier are strikingly akin to this little inn at Megara. 

In another work Cicero relates an affair of the same 
sort as an example of conjecture, or question of fact in 
a criminal matter, and for that very reason it lends weight 
to the case itself as a corollary thereof. The passage 
occurs in the treatise on Invention, Lib. n, chap. 4 : 

"At present, let us begin with the conjectural state 
ment of a case of which this example may be sufficient 
to be given. 

"A man overtook another on his journey, as he was 
going on some commercial expedition or other, and carry 
ing a sum of money with him* As men often do, he 
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the way, the result of which was, that both proceeded 
together, with some degree of friendship, and, when they 
had arrived at the same inn, they proposed to have dinner 
together and to occupy the same apartment. Having 
dined, they retired to rest in the same room. But when 
the proprietor (for that is what is said to have been dis 
covered since, after the man had been detected in another 
crime), after the proprietor had scrutinized one of them 
closely, that is to say, the one who had the money, he 
came in the night, after having assured himself that both 
were sound asleep as men usually are when worn out, 
drew from its sheath the sword of the one who had not 
the money (he had the sword lying by his side), murdered 
the other man with it, took away his money, replaced 
the bloody weapon in its sheath, and returned to his bed. 

But the man with whose sword the murder had been 
committed, arose long before dawn and called his com 
panion over and over again; he thought that because he 
did not answer he was overcome with sleep, so he took 
his sword and the rest of the things he had with him, 
and departed alone on his journey. Not long afterwards, 
the innkeeper raised a hue and cry that the man was 
murdered, and in company with some of his lodgers, set 
off in pursuit of the man who had gone away. They 
arrest him on his journey, draw his sword out of its sheath, 
and find it bloody. The man is brought back to the city 
by them, and is put on trial. On this comes the allega 
tion of the crime: " You murdered him" and the denial: 
"1 did not murder him" and from this must be gathered 
the statement of the case. The question in the conjec 
tural examination is the same as that submitted to the 
judges: "Did he murder him or not?" 

This conjectural statement serves but to instruct us in 
the dangers that lurked in ancient inns, more sinister, for 
all their covering screen of creeper roses, than those gaunt 



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and ill reputed hospices of Calabria and the Roman 
Campagna. 

Although nocturnal gullet slashers practiced their 
calling until it became a crime of habit, the thief and 
the fence were even more frequently guilty of derelictions 
which savoured of habitude, and a rascally steward or 
some slave trusted with the keys to cellar and storehouse 
was the surest and best purveyor of supplies. Rarely 
did the good host neglect an opportunity so opportune 
to get such useful tools completely into his power; a 
custom that still thrives in certain parts of Italy. His 
larder was stocked with wines and supplies from the 
estates of wealthy patricians who knew not the extent of 
their holdings, but who would have unhesitatingly pun 
ished robbery with flaying, if not with actual crucifixion. 
In connection with expert methods in buying, let us again 
cite William Savage. 

"The innkeeper at Tavolato," says he, "serves no 
vintage other than that which the waggoners smuggle, 
or frequently steal from their masters and carry to the 
town; this is well known to every Roman. In exchange, 
the landlord gives them food. The innkeeper at Porta 
San Pancrazio furnished his cuisine in that way with fish 
brought by the fishermen who stole them and smuggled 
them into the town." 

Should we then wonder that the tavern-keepers of the 
ancient world gave such commodities a welcome none the 
less cordial because of the sources from which they came? 
And then, they were very cheap ! Did not the Romans 
have a market for stolen goods, and did not Ascyltos and 
Encolpius determine to sell there the mantle which they 
had come by in the same devious manner in order to 
redeem the ragged tunic with the gold pieces sewn into 
its hem, and thus at a small sacrifice, procure for them 
selves a handsome profit? What difference if they knew 



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themselves forced to buy back their own property. 
Ascyltos plumbed the situation when he manifested so 
little stomach for the law, and the night prowling shyster 
lawyer who would sequester the spoil in hopes that the 
owners would not dare claim it for fear of being charged 
with crime, is a final touch as eloquent as it is penetrat 
ing. Let us not hesitate to speak the truth of these lowly 
financiers, in any case they cannot invoke the law of libel. 

As their profits were never equal to their avarice, 
they invoked other expedients to eke out their gains, 
expedients not more elevated than the natures and indi 
viduals whose needs they were to satisfy; thus a lucrative 
sideline was added to their vile calling and served to 
accentuate it, as they were always ready, for a price, to 
lend their assistance and establishments for purposes of 
entertainment. It is at the door of an inn at the corner 
of a deserted cross-road that Petronius has Encolpius 
discover Giton, that classical prototype of all the fairy 
god-children who have come after him, it is in an inn 
that most of their relationships are consummated, it is 
in an inn that Giton confesses to Encolpius his suspicions 
of Ascyltos, and his reasons for them, pressing the tears 
from his eyes with the balls of his thumbs; and that narra 
tive furnishes us with proof positive that the deversorium 
was an excellent counterpart to the lupanar of Sotades. 
The boys attached to the inns were ordinarily accomplices, 
though sometimes the victims of these frightful debauches. 
On this account we find in Plautus that the puer caupon- 
arius has all the attributes of Hylas and Giton, and out 
of the fullness of experience one might have spoken for 
the other. 

Much is to be said of the different kinds of hospices 
and inns, their arrangements, and the life which went 
on in them, but the best source of information lies in the 
names they bore. Of the deversorium we have already 



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spoken; it was a stopping place. There is little doubt 
that these institutions catered to demands other than 
mere lodgings and food (which was generally bought by 
the guests themselves), but their principal custom was 
probably derived from transients and strangers, rather 
than from the natives. The caupona and the taberna 
meritoria, in addition to sheltering transients and 
strangers maintained bar-rooms and restaurants as well; 
it is therefore probable that the bulk of their patronage 
came from the natives who forgathered here to drink 
and gossip, amuse themselves with singing girls or flower 
girls, and drive away dull care generally. The caupona 
were at least partly furnished, and this was certainly 
true of the dabulum, in proof of which we quote Pe- 
tronius, chapter 97: 

"Eumolpus was speaking privately with Bargates, 
when a crier attended by a public slave entered the inn 
(stabulum), accompanied by a medium sized crowd of 
outsiders. Waving a torch that gave off more smoke 
than light, he announced: * Strayed from the baths, a 
short time ago, a boy, about sixteen years of age, curly 
headed, a minion, handsome, answers to the name of 
Giton. One thousand sesterces reward will be paid to 
anyone bringing him back or giving information as to his 
whereabouts. 9 Ascyltos, dressed in a tunic of many 
colors, stood not far from the crier, holding out a silver 
tray upon which was piled the reward, as evidence of good 
faith. I ordered Giton to get under the bed immediately, 
telling hi to stick his hands and feet through the rope 
netting which supported the mattress, and, just as Ulysses 
of old had clung to the ram, so he, stretched out beneath 
the mattress, would evade the hands of the hunters. 5 

A traveller of the better class would have found only 
a mediocre standard of comfort here, however, as we 
shall see from a further scrutiny of Petronius and Horace, 



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to say nothing of Hadrian s biting criticism of such 
places, and the numerous tenantry who lived at public 
expense but paid no rent. 

"The public servant, however," again the Arbiter is 
speaking, "was not derelict in the performance of his 
duty, for, snatching a cane from the innkeeper, he poked 
underneath the bed, ransacking every corner, even to the 
cracks in the walL Twisting his body out of reach, and 
cautiously drawing a full breath, Giton pressed his mouth 
against the very bugs themselves." 

Innkeepers were necessarily privy to all the disorders 
originating in their neighborhood. If they happened to 
be old, as was the case with the hostess in Apuleius, they 
were go-betweens as subtle as they were shameless. An 
excellent example of such a character is seen in that mime 
of Herondas in which the old woman whose guile has 
long since taken the place of beauty and charm, is brought 
to bear in favor of the rich young suppliant who desires 
certain little favors at the hands of the young wife of a 
soldier away in the wars. 

The younger members of the sorority of coparum did 
not place insuperable difficulties in the path of a mutual 
understanding, and money or other valuable considera 
tions rarely failed in making easier the path of conquest. 
The deversorium and the caupona were sometimes denoted 
by another term, ganea, a word which old Calepin renders 
in his archaic manner taverne bourdeliere & pimp s pot 
house. 

If, on the other hand, we adopt the etymology pointed 
out by Pestus, the term ganea should mean a subter 
ranean tavern, hidden away in the rocks and woods, such 
as bordered the banks of the Tiber almost to Ostia, and 
the coastline of the Gulf of Baiae. The Roman women, 
who> in obedience to Nero s orders, changed the austere 
stola for the vestments of tavern singing girls, were com- 



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pelled to establish themselves in these grottos of revelry, 
and comport themselves in a manner natural to their new 
calling. Suetonius has pictured them, standing at the 
thresholds, hailing all the passing boats with their cries, 
and inviting sailors and passengers alike to land and par 
take of their hospitality. 

It was guttlers (heUuones) such as these that Cicero 
flayed so savagely because of their social habits, their 
everlasting readiness for an orgy; and when one of them 
answered an appeal such as this, and entered the low 
and narrow door of the ganeum, the comessatio began, 
and, after having been prolonged for days on end, re 
sulted in a horrible mess of broken cups, upturned tables, 
sodden serving-boys sleeping off the effects of their wine, 
drunken flute girls, and Gaditanian dancers exhausted 
with drunkenness and with the voluptuous contortions 
of their native dances. 

The ganea, then, were generally the abodes of clandes 
tine debauchery where License veiled itself in impene 
trable mystery and shadow. Sometimes they were known 
as lustra (a den of some animal, sometimes a stew) 
because of the secrecy in entering them, even as an 
animal will not betray its den; and those forgathering 
in such places took the greatest precautions against being 
seen and recognized. Swaggering roisterers pursuing new 
sensations entered the ganea with covered heads, as did 
Antonius the tavern at Red Rocks, and their exit was as 
well screened as their entrance. The law required that 
women of the town be registered on the rolls of the 
aedile, but the number of clandestine evaders probably 
equalled, if it did not exceed, the number actually regis 
tered, and a large percentage of these evaders were in 
some way associated with the ganea. 

The extreme caution which was exercised in regard 
to these establishments was due then to two causes: the 



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desire of the frequenters to escape the obloquy which 
would certainly have followed detection and publicity, 
and the necessity which drove the entertainers to avoid 
the aedile s register and the exile which would have 
resulted from discovery of their actual profession. No 
noisy arguments or drunken laughter were loud enough 
to be heard on the outside and attract unwelcome atten 
tion and curiosity, nor were brawls permitted to menace 
the sanctuaries frequented by the wealthy and influential 
classes. The Roman police were not the dupes of these 
deceptions, they kept a tolerant watch more for effect 
than anything else, although it is highly probable that 
the question of refined blackmail often came up for 
settlement. The real difficulty lay in the fact that the 
classes frequenting the more sumptuous of the ganea 
were beyond the reach of police regulations by reason of 
their wealth and influence. 

In the taverns and inns, however, no such caution 
was necessary, as the very calling which tavern girls 
followed absolved them from the penalties imposed by 
laws against adultery and prostitution. When edicts 
were issued the authorities generally granted absolution to 
such entertainers of this class as had come into their net. 

"Such persons," it is the formal language of the code 
of Theodosius, "such persons shall be held as being im 
mune against the judicial proceedings of the law against 
adultery and prostitution, as the very indignity of their 
life is an insult to the laws they should observe/ 5 

Nor were the innkeepers dealt with severely by the 
law makers. It is true that they were responsible to 
guests for belongings and property stolen or misappro 
priated, unless they could prove that due care and dili 
gence had been exercised to preserve the property and 
protect the owner. But in those cases which we, with a 
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the door of the Almighty, no ancient landlord was respon 
sible. He had no such blanket alibi. It was due to the 
calling they followed, their penchant for prostitution, 
their professional hospitality, their substitution and 
adulteration of wines, that they were denied the free 
enjoyment of their goods. They could not act as guar 
dians for children, they were deprived of the right of 
taking oath, and, except in special cases, they were not 
permitted the right of accusation in justice. Let us 
contrast the situation of these Roman innkeepers and 
procurers with that marvelous Pornodidascalos in Heron- 
das. Here indeed is hardihood untrammeled by the 
slightest scruple. 

Unfortunately, laws had their loop-holes then as now, 
and were generally ineffective in restraining rascally inn 
keepers because the latter, by their very birth and calling, 
were below the law and, as Gibbon says, " beneath con 
tempt. * The only punishment which could legally have 
been inflicted upon gentry such as these was to expel 
them from Rome and its environs, and thus striking at 
the very root of their calling. Such a proceeding was, 
of course/entirely out of the question because of the great 
inconvenience, not to say actual hardship, which would 
have beset a multitude of innocent bystanders in a 
center of population as great as Rome. 

Under Domitian, another method of dealing with the 
liquor situation was briefly tried out. It is interesting 
as constituting what is probably the earliest chapter in 
the history of what the kte B. L. Taylor loved to call 
"The League For Making Virtue Odious," and is related 
by that amiable old pagan Suetonius, in his life of that 
odious tyrant. Imperial Caesar dropped his fly swatter 
long enough to sign an edict forbidding the planting of 
any more vines in Italy, and decreeing that half the 
vineyards in the provinces must be uprooted (Chap. 7). 



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In chapter 14, we learn the sequel, we are informed 
that, due to the subtle propaganda contained in a clever 
Greek verse which was scattered broadcast, Domitian 
was led to moderate his aquanacreontic ardor and set 
aside his decree* We append a translation of this little 
verse: a translation freely made which is still as literal as 
it is exact: 

Though you devour me to the root 
Sufficient wine I ll still produce 
For every sacrificial use 
When Regal Caesar is the goat! 

What shall we say of the citizenship of these inn 
keepers, these pestilential pot-house peelers? Ordinarily, 
they were f reedmen who had emancipated themselves by 
one method or another and refused thenceforth to place 
themselves under communal law, but more frequently 
still, they were strangers, of a servile race which had 
been conquered by the Romans in the Levant. They 
had emigrated to the city and came, at last, to infest the 
whole of Italy. These are the wages of conquest: the 
women of a more sophisticated but less virile race will 
play no unimportant part in avenging the infamies of 
their country upon its conquerors by expert instruction 
in new and more demoralizing lessons in social manners 
and morals, and new sensations. So it was with the 
Vandals in Africa. In like manner the men of the sub 
ject races play into the hands of their female allies, and 
the final result is a civilization literally bled white finan 
cially and physically. Horace had much of this in mind 
when he wrote his Hymn to the Romans: that grand and 
stately lamentation which, viewed in the light of what 
later came to pass, seems to have been of the very stuff 
of which true prophecy is made prophecy indeed, requir 
ing centuries for its fulfilment: 



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How Time doth in its flight debase 
Whatever it finds ! Our fathers* race 

More deeply versed in ill 
Than were their sires, hath borne us yet 
More wicked, duly to beget 

A race more vicious still. 

Martin s translation. 

The Syrians and other Levantines, "nations born for 
slavery," as Cicero cuttingly says of them, were especially 
numerous at Rome, and preyed upon her vitals by the 
exercise of the vilest professions. They bound themselves 
to the service of the overseers of the games, sprinkled 
the sand of the arena, watered the horses, had the care 
of the great awning which shielded the spectators from 
the rays of the summer sun. They competed with the 
untutored labor of the city and introduced problems which 
California understands better than the Eastern portions 
of our own country. They even entered the service of 
rich patricians and matrons; they delivered notes and 
letters, in a word, they supplied the needs of the most 
infamous callings, and frequently at some little peril to 
their own skins. In the fragments of Menander (The 
Arbitrants) we have a Syriscus (Syrian), a charcoal 
burner and tenant slave; and, strange to relate, he is one 
of the finest characters in the play; he is good through 
and through. In the Adelphoi and the Self Tormentor of 
Terentius, we have a Syrus. 

Levantine women likewise entered service, even as 
did the designing Syrian in the Mercator of Plautus; 
but when circumstances permitted them to follow their 
inclinations and choose freely, they reverted to that con 
dition to which their oriental surroundings and habits 
of life had accustomed them, debauched adventuresses, 
worshipping their figures, lascivious dancers like the 
Gaditanian gypsies of the present day, players of lyres, 



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singers of obscene odes and Fescennine verses at the 
cross-roads and taverns; in a word, ambuniae, as Horace 
calls them, in one of his Satires which is never translated; 
flute players whose lack of morals and restrained decency 
were compensated for by physical beauty and an in 
satiable desire to please in any way that might yield a 
handsome profit. 

Even at Rome the name they bore had a popular 
significance closely allied to that which is the heritage 
of the gypsy of the present time, and the ambuniae came 
to be associated with that class of sinuous and supple 
Syrians, adepts, dodae puellae, if you will, in every phase 
of the finer and more sensuous varieties of such enter 
tainments. 

The greater part of them, and they had a gild, or, as 
Horace calls it, a college, the greater part of them to 
lend an air of refinement worthy of their calling (call it 
an artistic background if you will), had opened, either 
in Rome itself, or in the immediate limits and suburbs, 
inns and taverns in which music and dancing were usual 
and a part of the entertainment; the ancestor of the 
nautch girl of Algeciras or Cairo or Bassora. Her ex 
quisite discernment prompts her naturally to choose the 
raiment which will add most to the advantages with 
which a benevolent nature has endowed her: if she be 
of exceeding loveliness, her strophium will be Grecian in 
simplicity; if her beauty has reached its acme and begun 
to wane she will adorn herself with colors of Syrian 
gorgeousness, a confession that she can no longer afford 
the simplicity that scorns adornment and relies solely 
upon its own excellence. In her are combined all the 
attributes of all the courtesans, all their arts of pleasing 
and entertainment, yet the strophium is always there 
because it is an integral part of Syrian cultus, an em 1 ^m 
sacred to Dionysus. On the occasion of orgies and dances 



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they are unwound by the expert fortune tellers, imported 
along with other superstitions from the Levant. If, at 
times, they drop their clacking castanets, whose sexy 
clucking punctuates their dancing and makes their 
audience more pliant to their demands, it is but to take 
up the sceptre of the seeress, to roll the threads of a 
thousand colors around the magic rhombus, or, better 
yet, with herbs of secret virtues, to compound philtres 
to restore lost love and virility, philtres such as have 
cost many a husband or flagging lover sick of an old 
passion, his life. One of the herbs of which they made 
continuous use took its name from their cult: ambujea; 
and, if Horace, in his second satire has classed them with 
the pharmacopoliae or poisoners, it is surely because he 
was well informed as to their empiric practices. Lysis- 
trata was not a name common among them. 

The atmosphere of mysticism which surrounded them, 
their fortune telling, the utter lack of knowledge prevalent 
in those times, caused the common people to regard them 
as witches, and popular imagination endowed them with 
strange and horrible attributes. Fingers were placed 
softly upon lips when they were passing by; their dances 
were regarded with secret terror, and the more timid and 
superstitious dared not go near the places where they 
lived, or take a guest and dine in an inn conducted by 
one of them. It was said and believed that they served 
travellers with a kind of cheese which immediately 
changed those who had eaten it into beasts of burden. 
St. Augustine has an interesting passage in which he 
satirizes popular ignorance on such a subject, and the 
terror with which the ignorant regarded the witches of 
the inns. 

The sensible man, however, saw in such gossip a sure 
protection, and permitted it to go unchallenged; although 
he would never have permitted himself to be caught in 



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such company, any more than he would have dreamed 
of associating with the common lot. Such patricians as 
Piso and Antonius furnish illustrations as to what is 
meant; then, too, there was a fraternity, if such I may 
venture to call the unsexed of Cybele, who were fully 
alive to the possibilities of advantage and profit which 
were to be extracted from miracles a<nd sorcery; they 
stood in no awe of the ambuniae. The poets also fre 
quented the rustic taverns kept by such charming hos 
tesses; the strange charm of these women, so subtle, so 
beautiful, and finally, so mentally able, attracted the 
bards, and drunkenness forged the chains that held them 
captive. 

Lucilius made a famous journey from Rome to Capua, 
and from Capua through the Straits of Messina, a long 
and charming voyage. Horace, in his trip to Brindisium, 
followed as closely as possible in the footsteps of his 
predecessor, and his account of his own trip was probably 
based upon that of Lucilius* 

Lucilius made one of his happier halts at an inn kept 
by one of these Syrian hostesses: who or what she may 
have been, we do not know. Was she the counterpart 
of the toothless old crone whom Apuleius describes, or 
was she a lithe and lissome ambunia? The unique 
hemistich which preserves that little episode in the poet s 
excursion tells us nothing of this except by inference, 

"However, she was a Syrian tavern-keeper/ 5 That 
is all the fragment tells us, a mutilated remnant of what 
was the third book of the Satires of Lucilius. If only 
he had informed us of the place and manner in which 
he met that Syrian! But no; the word "she/ 5 cannot 
explain or amplify what followed the meeting, and one 
may only infer, from the place which the fragment occu 
pies, that Lucilius was almost at the end of his journey 
when he met her. The word "however," might cause 



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the reader to believe that inns were not numerous at 
the place, and, though the inn may have been sadly 
lacking in comforts, he saw possibilities in the nation 
ality and person of his hostess which might, in a measure, 
annul the other disadvantages, although he had for some 
time sought for a resting place to his tastes, and that 
his arrival was in the nature of that of a providential 
guest. Was he well entertained? Did he find there a 
crackling fire and a cosy hearth? Some authors would 
have the reader see, in that Syrian s tavern, a wretched 
establishment like that of which another fragment makes 
mention, and which, on a par with the inn in which 
Horace was so well smoked at Beneventum, could supply 
Lucilius neither faggots, oil, nor asparagus, "nothing 
which he wanted," but, as far as we are concerned, know 
ing what we do of the inns kept by the ambuniae, we 
will give the preference to that exquisite little pastel of 
the ancient poet which delineates a Syrian; a pretty 
house with a well filled larder of which he speaks in yet 
another fragment of the same book. She it is whom 
we prefer to see at the head of a table loaded with food 
well cooked and tastefully served: "an exclamation of 
starvation, 5 * as Labitte remarks, "we will open our jaws 
and devour the profit/ 5 And, if, on that trip, more 
famous for fasting than feasting, he might well make the 
most of such an opportunity for an orgy as is indicated 
in still another fragment, and write, in its honor, that 
verse of lively jubilation, "the jugs are standing on their 
heads, and our sober senses with them," which surely 
ought to be the case during that same dalliance at the 
shrine of the Syrian hostess. 

Such an hypothesis would be utterly without meaning 
in a tavern which was sordid, a dirty and smoky lodging, 
and I find myself in full accord with what the poets 
have told us of these oriental inns. 



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CHAPTER X. 

The cabaret dancerBanquets of the Patricians Voluptuous 
dances Gallus describes the charms of a siren Dice throwing and 
gambling The murder of Claudius The Appian Way The first 
Christians. 

Happy and fortunate in finding a little gem of an 
tiquity less mutilated than the remains of Lucilius, we 
will attempt a translation or paraphrase of Virgil s Copa: 
the most charming and the most authentic of all the 
fugitive poems attributed to him under the collective 
title Catalecta. A famous French savant has described 
this bit of realism as a beautifully cut cameo. The charm 
and grace of this figure have left their impression, and 
the deftness of the hand that chiselled her is unquestioned. 

THE CABARET DANCER 

"Copa Syrisca, caput Graeca redimita mitella," 
A Grecian head-band binding her hair, 
The wine-flushed Syrian siren sways 
To the titillating clack of her castanets, 
La the spell of the dance that Passion begets 
Of smouldering Desire that seethes to flare 
In the smoke of her tavern: sinuously fair 
She sings her appealing lay: 
"Ah, why wilt thou broil in the dust and heat, 
When wine awaits in a cool retreat, 
And a couch of grass, or a garden nook 
Treflised with roses? A shepherd s flute 
Murmurously twitters, a brawling brook 
Writhes on its way to the strum of a lute: 
Ktch-covered puncheons of beaded wine, 
Chaplets of crocus and violets blended, 
Garlands of buttercups studded with roses, 
Wicker-work baskets of fresh lilies, tended 
By water-sprites: yon osier hamper discloses 




A CABAEET GIRL 



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Cheeses and chestnuts and plums ... all are thine: 

Apples that blush with the vigor of Fall, 

Mulberries blood-red, grapes in great clusters, 

Bice-colored melons that hang from their stems, 

Ceres her daintiest gifts for thee musters, 

Handmaids of Venus to fly at thy call, 

Bromius waits, and all kill-joys condemns. 

Priapus guards with his sickle this spot, 

Heavy his attribute, but maids fear him not. 

Enter, Sir Falstaff,* spare thy jaded ass, 

Vesta s delight . . . nay, nay, thou shalt not pass; 

The thickets resound with the katydid s song, 

The lizard has lurked in her cool retreat long, 

Come! Lie on a couch and recline at thy ease, 

Slake thy thirst with new wine, in surroundings that please; 

Come! Weary One, rest in the shade of the vine 

And thy heavy head quickly with roses we ll twine; 

Aye, kiss while ye may yon tender young mouth, 

While the tide of thy life sets strong from the South; 

Away with those grim puritanical ways, 

Mere dregs of those ruder and earlier days; 

Wilt save these fragrant wreaths to mourn thy dust? 

Or crown thy tombstone? Nay, that were not just! * 

" Bring wine and dice ! Tomorrow s cares for them that are so dumb, 

Death tweaks mine ear and whispers low, Live while ye may, I come/* 

Not a detail is lacking in this picture, nor is there 
the slightest forcing to render it cheerful and true to 
life* We can see ourselves in a dining-room, a shady 
arbor of creeper-roses festooned with leafy vines; from 
such a sanctuary, simple in its elegance and taste, we 
can look out into the glaring sunlight and see the heat 
waves tremulous in the air while we quaff our cool wine 
or acidulous beverage in the fragrant shadows of the 
arbor, and lazily watch the dancing and listen to the 

*Exception may be taken to an anachronism in rendering Caly- 
bita by the Shakespearean Falstaff, but those who are jjifted with 
penetration may applaud. The others matter nothing to the 
translator. 



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music: tlie mid watch lookout on a sailing vessel in the 
tropics offers no finer opportunity for philosophical intro 
spection than we have here, where everything attracts 
to rest and repose. Rare indeed is the intellect that has 
the power of divorcing itself from its immediate sur 
roundings, or the memory of those which have oppressed 
it, and thinking deeply and constructively, following the 
course of a thought from its birth to the effectuation 
of the plans it has germinated. Propertius has written 
delightfully of "tables set under an arbor of vines," and 
in another pointed passage he makes allusion to the 
suspicions with which the mind of his mistress was 
charged: if the text be in order* Propertius was a fre 
quenter of taverns: 

"Learn what this night struck panic through the 
watery Esquiline; when all the neighbors ran headlong 
through the New Fields, when a noisy brawl broke out 
in a secret tavern, and brought shame on my fair name, 
though I was not there. 9 (Eleg. Lib. IV, 2 and 3.) 

Cups of every size, amphorae, chalices, flutes, stringed 
instruments, all were tossed in a heap upon the violets 
and roses with which the floor and tables were strewn, 
but alas, the wine which spouted from these vessels was 
not generally of the finer vintages, it was probably vappa, 
a product which the discriminating Spaniard or French 
man would contemptuously term "corked. 35 Such a 
product as this stood in need of all the fortification which 
pitch could give it. 

The hostess of Virgil is the prototype of her to whom 
the Abb6 de Bends paid troubadour compliment many 
centuries later, nor were her wines more potent than her 
eyes: 

The mistress of the cabaret, 

A sweet enchantress sans her comb: 

The god of Love designed this fay, 

A lissome Hebe, in her home. 



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And Bacchus, seated on his cask, 
Mistakes her for a water-sprite; 
Were water all her world could ask, 
Twere still the same: her eyes are bright. 

Here will never be found tlie luxury and the succu 
lence that characterized the banquets of the patricians, 
the infinite number of dishes and delicacies, and the 
rarity and age of the vintages. The charm that en 
chanted genius and enthralled the limpid soul of a Virgil 
or a Theocritus, given naturally to a gentle melancholy 
induced, perhaps by frail health and an extraordinary 
insight into causes and effects, lay in the utter and 
poetic simplicity of nature. Here such a rare personality 
could dream, his brain could teem with harmonies and 
nocturnes too beautiful for expression: melodies unheard 
are sweetest, says Keats, who, perhaps of all moderns, 
had most in common with the Mantuan, whose sombre 
spirit, which imbued whatever it touched with exquisite 
delicacy, found at last in the shade and soft atmosphere 
of Parthenope a peace and a requiem such as Stevenson 
must have dreamed of when he wrote his greatest poem: 
"Under the wide and starry sky/ 

Little remains to be said, except that the tables were 
always set, the latch-string was always out, and the 
larder was always full. It is almost as though one were 
present at the repast with which Philemon and Baucis 
regaled Zeus and Hermes, or in the rustic cottage of 
Hecale when Theseus partook of her hospitality; flowers, 
dairy products, fruits: here we have the soul of all that 
is hospitable: the gifts of Flora and of Ceres: 

The linen, decked with flowers, with dainties piled high, 
A little milk, fruit, garden stuff, that Ceres don t deny. 

Whether it be Ovid, or Butilius, it is still a commen 
tary upon Virgil or Theocritus! 



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As with Baucis, so with the Syrian hostess, the little 
cheeses, so fresh that they smear the wicker work osiers 
in which they are to dry, the plums, the late fruits of 
autumn, the chestnuts, the sweetly blushing apples, the 
melon with its coloring of the tropic seas, where sound 
ings are not too great, and when clouds and sun are 
right, the blood red mulberries, the choice grapes on 
their vine cuttings: it is a repast true in every way to 
the standards of the Georgics, to those of the elder Cato, 
or to those of Columella; and the writer remembers well 
many such repasts served in the patios of Spanish hachen- 
dado s houses in happier climes under a canopy of cadena 
de amor, and to the music of harps ! Mantua, your son has 
done you greater service than even Shakespeare! The 
only factor that jars is that he also wrote the Moretum, 
which could not have been served in such surroundings 
as these. 

As we have invoked the genius of things as they 
ought to be, let us also strengthen the illusion by imagin 
ing, in the distance, that we can hear the twittering of 
the rustic pipes, in the hands of a master worthy to 
compete with Marsyas, swelling from the dim and cool 
aloofness of a Menaelian grotto, and mingling its dulcet 
complainings with those of the clear, cold, twisted stream 
as it foams and chatters through its rocky bed, leaping 
in cascades that caress the verdure with their vapor, and 
that enchant the ear with the witchery of nature: pebbles 
roll along and the water foams deliciously around them, 
the very source of the water of life and certainly one of 
the finest opportunities to enjoy its most ethereal mo 
ments, "Whose limpid sweetness seems to speak of love," 
as only a Frenchman could have said. 

Now the guests are coming, they laugh in merriment 
as they cross the threshold of the little Roman roadhouse; 
some of the gayer address some pointed pleasantry to 



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the worm-eaten wood god, serving the cabaret as guar 
dian genius and sign: formidable still because of the huge 
attribute with which he is endowed and which was often 
used to club trespassers and thieves, or otherwise to 
coerce them. Truly a most picturesque mirror in which 
to see ourselves and the place into which we have come! 

Then, too, our hostess has greeted an arrival in a 
manner which outdoes the finesse of the Widow Wadman : 
"Welcome, Calybita (Falstaff)," the guest has much of 
the rogue about him, but alas, nothing of that hardi 
hood which appeals most subtly to women; "It is easier," 
says Quartilla, "it is easier nowadays to meet a god 
than it is to meet a real man!" Falstaff, you are older 
than one could have imagined, but no, I seem to recall 
the melancholy destiny of Abishag, a doubtful comfort 
in so dark an age! 

Yes, that fat rascal who has just arrived, and is even 
now dismounting from his puffing mule, is one of the 
priests of Cybele, one of that curious fraternity immune 
to half the ills that human flesh is heir to, a peripatetic 
evangelist who trains the fat of laziness with drunken 
sprees in every tavern in country or village. The worn- 
out mule is tied to a tree near the gate of Rome, along 
with the relics sacred to the ritual, relics which some 
times include a simulacrum of the goddess. Apuleius 
has described such a pilgrimage and the palmers who 
took part in it, their slow progress through the country 
districts, punctuated by the clash of cymbals and the 
clucking of castanets, the lying prophecies that distilled 
alms without in the least instructing the superstition 
of the inhabitants. They danced their way into a scanty 
and doubtful competence, but their real goals were the 
drinks and larder of the tavern where their style would 
be less cramped. Here such a bonze could dance him 
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and, if necessary, hypothecate his tambourine or cym 
bals to pay his score and obtain the means of returning 
to the city. 

We shall follow the fat satyr into the interior of the 
establishment. The odors of the kitchen will appeal 
more to his senses than the fragrance of the garden, and 
the smoky atmosphere of the little inn will furnish a 
setting more in keeping with the proprieties to which 
he is accustomed than the clear and clean air of the 
country. He has come to this place to get away from 
himself; he would never admit this, he is probably un 
conscious that it is true; he wants to dance, to drink, 
to sing, and perhaps it is not too much to say that he 
even has a flair to experiment at close range with the 
few active sensual possibilities which still remain to him 
after an outraged nature has exacted her inexorable dues. 
Through half closed eyes he watches the lithe and har 
monious play of the muscles of the ambunia, in her 
bacchantic posturings. She is a past mistress in the art 
of the cordax, and at last, as a tremulous shiver, an 
erotic tic, runs through the length of that slim lithe 
figure, as the yellowish eyes open slowly, voluptuously, 
the lambent flame in their depths scorches the onlookers, 
as the nostrils twitch, and a crooning sigh comes throbbing 
from a bosom charged with all the passions of all the 
ages, as this descendant of Semiramis, this cousin of 
Artemisia and Rhodope, this Roxena with vigor and 
skill enough to exhaust a dozen Alexanders, this human 
leopardess as impersonal as a sphinx stands mute before 
her audience, her little hands grasping convulsively the 
firm little breasts whose nipples protrude through the 
apple green silk netting which confines them ah, the 
charm, the subtle appeal that lies in their artificially 
colored tips, so deeply ruby if under twenty, so golden 
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and muscle of her symmetrical neck stand out, and give 
a tonus to her entire being; verily, in the words of Field 
ing, the favored among her audience must have had very 
much or very little of the hero about them if her appeal 
proves unavailing! Now she has rested, and wearily, 
automatically she dances the dance of the Maenad; a 
little wine, a little ripple of applause, her color heightens, 
her eyes grow brighter; her movements become more 
and more spirited, the thyrsus has been tossed aside, 
and the cluck cluck of the crotals in her hands stimulates 
her audience as though they were being flagellated with 
a sprig of nettles; more and more abandoned becomes 
the dance; through a dark opening which leads to the 
garden advances a troupe of Pans and Satyrs under the 
leadership of Dionysus himself: as they intone the hymn 
to Bacchus: "Etoe, evoe" chants the infatuated rou6, 
and as the tones wax higher and higher they roll their 
heads, and as they wane their heads droop: faster and 
faster becomes the movement, the eyes of the dancer 
sparkle with a brightness unhealthy and destroying, the 
postures fade one into another like the everchanging 
patterns in the brilliant skin of some viper that writhes 
as it charms its victims: the tones ascend in a shrill 
crescendo, a rocket of passion that expires in a thousand 
brilliant sparks, and silence, exhaustion, and satiety! As 
the dancer falls, she is caught by an attendant and carried 
from the scene. Soon another will take her place: bring 
stronger wine, on with the dance, let joy be unconfined. 
Thus do the emotions of the audience rim the entire 
gamut of titillation, and soon, too soon, will vigor be 
replaced by a softer and more treacherous substitute, and 
the nation, suddenly confronted with an enemy that 
knows only the ritual imposed upon those who are the 
lawful spoils of war, will find its manhood impotent and 
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more worthy to work their will upon them- Thus did 
Genseric glut his barbarian hordes, and thus did they in 
their turn pay the ransom to an enemy more cunning 
and virile than they. Thus and thus only has civilization 
paid the wages of justice; the fittest survive, but the 
term needs a proper definition* In the Occident, three 
dances such as we have described have come down 
through the ages: they are the French chahut, the 
Neapolitan tarantella (in its most abandoned form), and 
the baji of the gypsies of Iberia and Balkan Europe. 

Many of the poets of antiquity were smitten with the 
charms of these sirens, but one citation from Gallus, 
whose tragic fate has colored poetic legend, shall suffice: 

" There was a young woman named Blanche; fair as 
a lily was she, and her black hair was curled with an 
artistic witchery, I saw her one day, and she had a 
number of musically chiming little bells attached to her 
garments, at her every movement they tinkled and the 
tinklings multiplied themselves. When she snapped her 
white fingers, or strummed upon a lute, she imbued the 
chords with a sweet and haunting harmony foreign to 
the instrument. She danced, and I was lost: I loved, 
but in loving, I despaired. I suffered agonies from a 
secret wound, but the agonies were sweet as the hope of 
life itself. I have carried with me the memories of the 
day I first saw her, every detail is perfect in my mind, 
and the thought of her has filled my heart unceasingly, 
I dream of her, day dreams too enchanting for expression, 
and at night . . . ah, at night ... I feel the fancied 
touch of lips softer than the wing of sleep. I invent 
imaginary conversations, intimate little confidences with 
her, and yet in this dialogue, there is but one: question 
ings, doubts, fears; all that might have been, and I hum 
to myself the soft airs she was wont to sing." 

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other diversions to amuse the wearied senses of an au 
dience no less insatiable than she. 

" Bring wine and dice," cries one, and now pure wine 
is served, "bring on the dice/ is cried; " Death tweaks the 
ear and whispers low, live while ye may, I come!" 

The dice are brought, they are contained in an ivory 
box, and in the hands of the revellers, hands no longer 
quite steady, they begin to roll and bound over the stone 
table top. The game, once begun, may continue without 
interruption for many hours, probably for two or three 
days and nights with varying fortunes and chances in 
the game of senio (game of six), and of canicula or canis, 
(game of the dog s ace), one of those games of chance 
in which the stakes were often enormous, and in which 
the Romans took such keen delight. The dullard Clau 
dius was by nature a gambler, as both Suetonius and 
Seneca relate, and that the dice might not be disturbed 
by the movements of his litter, he had constructed a 
gaming table (alveum) so arranged that the dice combi 
nations were not disturbed by the gait of the bearers. 
It is also reported that he wrote a treatise on dice games. 

On this account Seneca, in his Apokolokintosis, can 
invent no keener punishment with which to plague the 
dead emperor than that of condemning him to an eternal 
game of dice with a dice box full of holes. 

We need not occupy ourselves with the gambling 
propensities of emperors, however, nor with the weak 
nesses of the senators nor prostitutes: Seneca has dealt 
with them in a manner better than we could hope to 

rival: 

All ye, who owe your wealth s advance 
To games of skill and gambling chaace, 
Though weighted down with treasure; 
Yea, iron-nerved gambler, risking all, 
Take heed, lest Death and Fire recall 
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The scene depicted above is meant to represent a 
gambling party in one of the common inns: the players 
are probably knaves to a man; they have taken to 
gambling after having had a drinking bout, and will do 
the best that in them lies to cheat their way to victory, 
and the matter will presently end in a free for all fight, 
Plautus in the Curcullio has left us a graphic scene of 
this description. His hero was tempted to throw dice 
with a soldier, but he had not the slightest intention of 
losing; he relates his prowess and dexterity to Phedromos, 
another rapscallion of his own complexion: 

"\Vhen we had eaten well and drunk our fill, he pro 
posed a game of dice to me. I put up my mantle as a 
pledge, he places his ring in escrow, then he invoked 
Planesius . . . He brought in four blood-suckers. I 
took the dice for my turn and I invoked my wetnurse 
Hercules. "The Royal Throw," I whisper to the dice, 
"I present the soldier with a large throw, and his head 
falls heavily on the instant he sees it, and he falls asleep. 
I, I slip his ring off his finger and, for fear he may awaken, 
I slip under the bed, very quietly." 

In 1877 archaeologists at work in the ruins of Pompeii 
uncovered a wineshop of the sort of which we have just 
spoken. The contemporary life is illustrated to admir 
ation on the plaster in one of the front rooms: there are 
four scenes in all. 

In the first scene, on the left, a young man is furiously 
kissing a slavey dressed in garish and hideous yellow 
garments. She is fighting him off and the legend belong 
ing to the scene reads: "NOLO CVM MVRTAL" (I 
don t want you to, play with Myrtalis). In the second 
panel we see the same slavey in conversation with 
Myrtalis. Both are pointing their fingers at a third 
woman who staggers in under the weight of an immense 
wine jar; she also carries a glass. The legend says: 



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"QVI VVLT SVMAT OCEAXE VEXI BIBES* Let 
him who wants take, I am here, Oceanus, drink). In 
the third panel are seen two gamblers. They are seated 
on opposite sides of a board which rests upon their 
knees. There are several latrunculi (counters) in rows 
upon the board: these counters are of different colors, 
some yellow, some black, and some are white. One of 
the gamesters has just thrown the dice: "EXSIS* I 
have won), he cries. The other points to the dice and 
says "AUV TRIA DVAS EST," (Xot three, it is two). 
In the fourth and last scene the battle is in full swing: 
"I did not throw two but three, I won," and the other 
answers: "You s...o...b...I won." The 
landlord has entered and is shoving both brawlers out 
into the street: "ITIS FORAS RIXATIS" (Outside to 
fight) is his valedictory* 

Gambling was frowned upon by the authorities, except 
during the brief season of the Saturnalia, which cor 
responded more or less roughly with our Christmas holi 
days, except that the period was longer. 

"Betrayed by the rattling of his dice-box," says Mar 
tial, "and dragged from the inn, the fuddled gambler 
begs mercy of the aedile." Great license was permitted 
slaves during this period of the Saturnalia; and unpal 
atable truths were told to masters under the immunity 
conferred by the season, infants were allowed the game 
of nuts, the game that ordinarily symbolized the tem 
porary emancipation of the Roman patrician from some 
of those six unnatural things and his espousal of a relative 
degree of normalcy in his relations with society. 

"When the aedile sent his lictors to pay a call upon some 
tavern-keeper, it followed naturally that the master of 
the place was the first arrested, as he was by his very 
calling on the wrong side of the law; then there was the 
eternal suspicion of loaded dice. Martial speaks of one 



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individual whose addiction to such lucrative pastimes was 
chronic: "Gambling with one or more loaded dice." 

The society of the time was faced with the necessity 
of choosing between two evils: the villainy of the inn 
keepers was traditional, but the inconvenience which 
would have resulted from the abolition of such establish 
ments would have resulted in a still greater injury to 
society and commerce. 

When Tarquinius Superbus decided that the knowl 
edge and influence of Turnus Herodinus of Aricia might 
be fatal to his own interests, he bided his time with such 
patience as he could muster; waited until after the latter 
had denounced his imperialism and lack of faith to the 
allies, and then accused his intended victim of plotting 
his death. Witnesses were suborned and weapons se 
cretly conveyed into the inn where Turnus lodged. By 
the treachery of slaves and circumstantial evidence his 
guilt was established and the Latin Assembly condemned 
him to death by drowning: he was confined in a basket 
weighted with stones and thrown into the Aqua Ferentia. 
(Livy, I, 50-1.) It goes without saying that the inn 
keeper must have been one of the principals in this busi 
ness, otherwise it would have been very difficult for his 
establishment to have been so well prepared as to entrap 
a man so honest and fearless as Turnus. 

The murder of Clodius by the followers of Milo took 
place in an inn at Bovillae, but in this case the inn 
keeper was also a victim without having been in the least 
involved in the affair- The wounded Clodius took refuge 
in this inn and the retainers of Milo attempted to force 
the doors. The place was well defended, however, but 
the besiegers finally forced their way in and murdered 
the innkeeper, who died toe to toe with them, fighting to 
the last. Clodius was dragged into the open, hacked into 
pieces, and left on the road. These details are mentioned 



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by the scholiast on Asconius, but Cicero passes over them 
in silence; they are, in effect, a terrible indictment of 
Milo, who, if he had no actual part in the butchery, 
nevertheless gave the orders to force the barricades of 
the inn, that he might have Clodius at his mercy. His 
enemy was already seriously wounded and the result 
desired had been attained: it therefore looks as though 
the entire plan was the result of cold blooded malevo 
lence, and Milo must have thought the campaign out and 
left the details in the hands of his officers. Nor does 
Cicero make mention of the fate of the innkeeper who 
died more gloriously than the majority of the members 
of his calling: he goes even further, for when Milo was 
placed in jeopardy by the evidence of Licinius, the tavern- 
keeper of the Circus Maximus, who had overheard the 
slaves of Milo plotting the death of Pompeius, the orator 
takes his revenge and makes light of the importance 
which might attach to evidence from a source so pol 
luted, and ends by wondering how anyone can place the 
least credence in the word of a restaurant keeper (popae 
credimirabar). 

On this great road built by Appius Claudius, the same 
down which we have already chaperoned Lucilius and 
Horace from inn to inn and from tavern to tavern, we 
come at length, twenty-three miles from Rome itself, 
midway between that city and Capua, to a village in 
which three taverns were for many years the chief at 
traction, and probably the first buildings on the site. 
This hamlet bears today the name Tre Taberne, in clas 
sical times it was known as Tres Tabernae (Three Tav 
erns). Because of its happy situation, a short distance 
from Lanuvium, and at most, ten miles from Aricia, at 
the crossroads where one could take carriage for Antium, 
it was an ideal situation for a post house, and it 
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reached the limits of the Eternal City itself. We need, 
therefore, manifest no surprise at learning that many an 
illustrious traveller stopped at Tres Tabernae, and that 
more than one plan of action which had a profound in 
fluence upon later history was outlined and developed in 
this little village named for the three taverns. Cicero 
made many stops here; rarely did he leave the Antium 
road to travel the Appian Way without first stopping to 
receive his letters or posting such as he had ready, and 
it is in this village, so little in keeping as to name with the 
meeting which follows, that we witness the first interview 
of the apostle Paul with the members of the new sect at 
Rome. After a vexatious journey, the apostle had ar 
rived at Tres Tabernae, where he was greeted by the 
faithful of Rome, apprised, by rumor, of his arrival, and 
there he gave thanks to God for his care and protection 
as is related in the Acts of the Apostles. One must be 
struck with the singular destiny which gathered there, 
in the presence of their apostle, in a village of taverns, 
the first faithful of a sect whose God, born in the stable 
of an inn, reckoned Rahab the innkeeper or harlot among 
his ancestors, and whose first temple, as we shall see, 
was raised upon the same site as that of an inn at Rome, 
the violent objections of the tavern-keeper to the con 
trary notwithstanding. Could any illustration serve 
better to show the reasons that prompted the first Chris 
tians to subject themselves to that law of humility ex 
tending sometimes even to ignominy, and the observance 
of which was one of their first duties? 

But this village, sanctified for cause, was later on to 
become the bloody theatre of signal crimes. The ruin of 
Maxentius and the fall of the pagan empire were to make 
this historic shrine a shambles, and its last days were to 
be as cruel as they were infamous. 



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CHAPTER XL 

Death of Sererus Tarern signs The gardens of Saecenus 
Intemperate drinking and religious festitals Bear steaks Corn mitts 
Tarerns and trap doors Theodosius purges Rome of thieces and 
harlots The splendor and wickedness of the Roman Baths. 

Flavins Severus, an obscure Ulyrian adventurer, was 
invested with the purple in A, D. 305. He was the rival 
of Maximinus and Maxentius, the son of the former, and 
after his decisive defeat he fled to Ravenna for refuge, 
looking forward in terror upon the gloomy prospect of 
captivity or death. Maxentius, to expedite matters, 
came to an understanding with Severus and the latter 
surrendered under the most solemn promises of amnesty 
and protection. He was conducted to Tres Tabernae by 
the retainers of his captor and, without the slightest re 
gard to promises, he was held in close captivity and 
finally offered the choice in the manner in which he would 
meet the grim reaper. He followed the example set by 
Seneca and many others, and opened his veins. 

There was also a quarter named Tres Tabernae in 
Rome itself, and this is the probable reason for the error 
in Victor the Younger, who has reported the death 
of Severus as having taken place in Rome, despite the 
evidence of Zosimus and others. Not a few of the quar 
ters of the great city took their names from inns or tav 
erns. The quarter known as the Vicus Ursi Pileati (The 
Quarter of the Bear of the Skull Cap), for example, 
which, according to Sextus Rufus, was found in the Es- 
quiline, and which must have taken its name from the 
sign of some itm or from some street performance with 
a trick animal* The cap carried with it the implication 
of freedom, and the curious antiquarian may easily sup- 



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pose that the original owner of such a tavern may have 
been known by the name of Ursus (Bear), and that he 
was probably a freedman. Neither would it be difficult 
to conjure from such a sign a picture such as may have 
inspired Phaedrus the Fabulist to write his Battle Be 
tween the Rats and the Weasels. It is also of interest 
to note that today in the same quarter, there is an Osteria 
del Orso (Inn of the Bear). The curiosity of the pass 
erby would naturally be piqued by a sign so promising, 
and rival establishments would scarcely remain long in 
ignorance of the commercial value of such a tocsin. It 
is therefore not improbable that other Skull Capped 
Bears were born in remote wards of the city, and other 
signs no less piquant soon made their appearance. Ar- 
temidorus mentions an inn which had a camel for a sign: 
could he have anticipated that this grotesquely malodor 
ous animal would, one day, come to play so important a 
role in the national life of the greatest of republics? The 
inn of Sittius at Pompeii had for a sign an elephant in 
the coils of a serpent, and the behemoth is led by a dwarf. 
At Narbonne there was an inn which had a cock (gallus 
gaUinaceus) for an emblem, a fact that throws a little 
light upon the continual employment of the same ex 
pression by Petronius. Such an emblem was also used 
by one of the stations between Utica and Carthage. 
There were the Great Eagle, the Little Eagle, the Ser 
pent, the Great Crane, the Sword, the Wheel, the Olives. 
Such establishments often advertised their merits (or 
lack of them) through the mouths of their owners and 
sometimes such matter appeared upon the sign, or upon 
a tablet which also set forth the prices demanded. In 
Italy the slogan was " service after the Roman fashion 
and standard/* One heavily patronized commercial 
hostelry at Lyons had Apollo and Mercury on its sign 
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MERCVRIVS HIC LVCRVM 

PROMITTIT APOLLO SALVTEM 
SEPTVMAXVS HOSPITIVM 

CVM PRAXDIO QVI VEXERIT 
MELIVS VTETVR POST 

HOSPES VBI MAXEAS PROSPICE 

Mercury promises gain, Apollo health, Septumanus 
hospitality; whoever enters here will be the better there 
for; stranger, watch where you lodge. 

The fifth region of Rome, which was probably the 
Esquiline, was abundantly furnished with taverns be 
cause of the institutions in the vicinity: The Amphi- 
theatrum Castrense, where the legions mustered to parade 
and drill and where gladiators sometimes trained them 
selves for their combats with man or beast, the vivarium, 
that huge menagerie where a number of slaves were always 
on duty looking after the animals destined for the games, 
and last of all, the praetorian camp with its perpetual 
garrison of well paid soldiers. The immense barracks in 
which the guard was quartered had been constructed 
under Tiberius, and they must have furnished the tav 
erns with a steady custom which yielded the vintners a 
good profit. In addition to the foregoing, the gardens 
of Maecenas were situated on the summit of the Esquiline 
Hill, the loftiest site in Rome. From this lovely eleva 
tion the entire city was spread out to the view in a grand 
panorama. The idlers and transients in the city would 
necessarily visit a place so famous and their difficult climb 
would have made them ready and eager for refreshment 
in the taverns of the district, a factor which must also 
have weighed with the innkeeper when choosing his site* 
Lastly, a short distance outside the walls, there was 
a temple of Bacchus. Many years later, Constantino 
erected on its foundations the mausoleum of his daughter 
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the devotees of the god of drunkenness would have 
naturally paid their compliments to the taverns after 
having taken part in the ritualistic rites of the cult. With 
all the foregoing information before our eyes, we are 
probably justified in assuming that of all the fourteen 
regions of Rome, the fifth being most densely populated, 
contained the greatest number of inns, because of economic 
reasons furnished by the institutions grouped there. 

In the earlier years of the city s history, such curious 
sightseers as flocked thither from all over Italy at the 
seasons given over to public jollification were unable to 
secure quarters in the inns as there were not enough of 
them for the purpose. On this account it was customary 
to erect tents in the public spaces and in the inclosures 
of the temples. Dionysius of Halicarnassus tells us of 
an encampment of the Volscians in similar circumstances. 
They could find shelter only in that manner. On their 
return to their own country, they went into camp along 
the road as the inns were also scarce in the country* 

But the sites around which the taverns and inns would 
cluster most advantageously would, of course, be those 
on which the temples stood, and wherever there was a 
temple, there was almost certain to be a number of tav 
erns, and why not, one would ask? Did not intemperate 
drinking have its origin in religious festivals? According 
to an authority well versed in ancient lore "it was not 
the custom of antiquity to indulge in wine, or any other 
luxury to excess, except, indeed, on the occasion of some 
sacred festival: which is the origin of the terms thoinai, 
thaliai, and methai.* Thoinai means that men thought 
it right and proper to drink wine on account of the gods: 
thaMai they assembled and met together in honor of the 
gods, and the term methai is derived from the custom of 
using wine after having sacrificed/ 5 * 

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Another reason for the close relationship which 
throughout antiquity subsisted between the public houses 
and the temples was that peculiar taste which the gods 
never failed to manifest in preferring for their ceremonies 
those parts of the sacrificial victim which were unfit for 
human consumption. The priests and their cronies, 
however, labored under no such handicap and merrily 
complimented Jupiter with the guts and garbage, in 
complaisant obedience to his orders. The meat, there 
fore, must be eaten, but before being eaten, it must be 
cooked, and an understanding and sympathetic inn 
keeper and his menage were of the utmost service to the 
clergy in attending to this part of the ritual. This 
arrangement was equally convenient for the priesthood 
and the tavern-keepers, as the one was assured of 
the finest joint and the other of excellent meat at a 
moderate price. A funeral inscription preserved by 
Fabretti has perpetuated the name of a freedman of 
Q. Critonius, who made a business of carving such ani 
mals, and of his concubine Philenia, who, in her tavern, 
situated on the Isla de Tiberi, next door to the temples 
of Jupiter, Aesculapius, and Faunus, served her patrons 
with the meat from the animals slaughtered for her lord 
and master. The term popa (a priest s assistant), not 
withstanding Forcellini s objections, must be taken as 
representing in its meaning the entire relation sub 
sisting between the clergy, the innkeeper, and the victims, 
and Martial and Cicero furnish many passages in sub 
stantiation of this. As for popina (an eating-house) it 
is impossible that it should admit an etymology other 
than that inherent in popa. 

If the modern reader could only place entire credence 
in certain of the writings of Tertullian, which perhaps 
are but moderately tinctured with hypocritical sancti 
mony, the innkeepers set up shop in the vicinity of the 



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circus with more than one end in view, and not because 

the crowds flocking to that institution would be certain 

to give them much patronage. Their reason, according 

to the Christian father, was that thereby they would 

be near an excellent source of supplies and raw material. 

Our devout and rigorous censor of Roman morals and 

manners implies that the savage beasts of the arena, 

for all the majesty of their ferocious presence, had after 

all an ending no more poetic than that accorded to the 

common alley tom-cat, and garnished the stew-pans of 

the Roman cooks. What an ending! And, to the felines,, 

at least, what a satisfactory and poetic climax! Bear 

steaks are by no means a modern conception: Scintilla, 

the mistress of Habinnas the stone mason, ate some 

before coming to Trimalchio s table. It is true that she 

indulged herself without knowing what she was eating, 

and it must have been equally true that her reaction 

when suffering from better information would, under the 

circumstances, have pleased the victim best of all. These 

inns and taverns near the circus were scarcely more than 

booths or stalls, many of them being mere sheds in the 

vicinity of the institutions. Such also were the cenabae 

in which, later on, we shall see the wine merchants of 

the Forum Vinarium establish their headquarters. There 

were also the cenabulae, rustic ordinaries, located along 

the banks of rivers; they were generally constructed 

from light tiles and were covered with creeper roses. 

Sometimes the cenabulae were also known as tdb&rnulae. 

It was in an ordinary such as this, close to the temple 

of Concord, that, in the year 664 A. U. C., the? praetor 

Sempronius Asellio perished, a victim to the fury of the 

debtor classes, and the precedent which is as old as time* 

Inasmuch as the thing is exceedingly curious we shall 

permit Valerius Maximus to relate the occurrence. After 

having spoken of the period of reaction and deflation 



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which followed in the steps of the Marsie War, when 
property values fell and there was little money in circu 
lation, when debtors were unable to discharge the claims 
of their creditors, and the situation was more dangerous 
than the authorities seemed to realize. 

" Their animosity broke out with horrible fury against 
Sempronius Asellio, the praetor, for having favored the 
interests of the creditors. Infuriated still more by Lucius 
Cassius, the tribune, they fell upon the praetor when he 
was sacrificing in front of the temple of Concord, drove 
him from before the altars of the public place, ran him to 
cover in a little tavern, and mercilessly tore him to 
pieces." (Lib. IX, 7, No. 4.) 

While it was to be expected that the taverns would 
nestle around the great public establishments, such as 
the circus, temples, and barracks, they were also par 
tial to a site near each of the two hundred corn mills 
where the common people came to grind the corn issued 
to them from the granaries. The work incident to 
turning the huge mi]] stones, which beasts of burden 
found it difficult to move, was exceedingly trying and 
fatiguing, and the citizen was naturally averse to doing 
more than necessary. For this reason, the mills were 
sometimes idle because of lack of help, and the master 
millers were compelled to find such remedies as the 
situation afforded, often sentencing culpable slaves to 
serve out their time at the task of turning the TniH stones. 
As one experience was generally enough for even the 
hardiest sinner, other means of supplying the demand 
had to be devised. In this forced recruiting of labor 
the irms and taverns played a very important part, and 
were out and out accomplices of the millers. Let us cite 
a passage from the Historia Ecclesiastica of Socrates the 
Scholiast which informs us as to the expedients which 
were invoked and, at the same time comments upon the 



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justice of Theodosius in dealing with the conditions 
brought to his notice : 

"Although the emperor Theodosius did not remain 
very long in Italy, his stay was nevertheless productive 
of great and solid advantages to the city of Rome, not 
only because of the profusion of his pardons but also 
through the repressing of disorders and the rooting out 
of their causes. One infamous custom he abolished which 
had been in force through a long period of years. The 
great establishments where formerly the bread had been 
made which was distributed to the people had, as the 
years passed, become the haunt of thieves. A number 
of taverns had been built adjoining the mills, and the 
foresight of the tavern-keepers provided a number of 
abandoned women to attract custom and patronage. 
Trap doors were installed to permit those who had come 
there for diversion to be taken by surprise, and by means 
of a certain contrivance, such unfortunates were dropped 
into the place where the corn was ground. There, help 
less and in confinement, many slaved away their whole 
lives without their relatives or friends ever being able 
to get news of them. It so happened that a soldier 
belonging to the forces of Theodosius was trapped in this 
snare: he drew his dagger, wounded those who attempted 
to secure him, and made his escape. The emperor, when 
apprised of the situation, punished the officials of such 
establishments, pulled down the lurking places of the 
thieves and harlots, and purged Rome of that filthy 
infamy/* 

To enable the reader to grasp the details of the pic 
ture which we are tracing of the places of public enter 
tainment, which, by the way, were always subject to the 
authority of the aediles empowered to arrest trouble 
makers (loca aedilem metuenda), as Seneca terms them, 
we are compelled to give some little space and attention 
to the baths of Rome. 



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During the earlier times of the Republic, the aedile 
had little cause to make official entry into such estab 
lishments: he contented himself and the public conscience 
by merely seeing that they were clean and comfortable, 
and kept himself informed as to the character of the 
patrons who came there. The latter cause was relatively 
unimportant because of the fact that luxury had not 
invaded the system. The bath keeper in those times 
was an honest man exercising an honest calling and one 
of some importance to the public weal, as Rome was 
never swept with such epidemics as those that scourged 
the boorish uncleanliness of the Middle Ages. The baths 
and the water supply were the causes of this long im 
munity. 

But the corruption of manners was not long in eating 
its way through the social fabric and involving the bath 
ing officials. From them it penetrated to every depart 
ment of the institution, and whatever it touched, it 
corroded. The balneator became a fornicator, a word 
which indicates with sufficient force and precision the 
disorder which had invaded the baths and the calling 
which the expert had come to exercise so complacently. 
Respect for the law of decent propriety which had 
ordered the separation of the sexes in these institutions 
had long been a dead letter, and the law itself, a grisly 
spectre of the past, a nemesis no longer invoked by 
aedile or censor, had come to be regarded by the favored 
classes with that amused contempt which a later gener 
ation has held to be the just reward of a too zealous 
paternalism on the part of the authorities: it must have 
produced on their minds an effect similar to that produced 
on our own by the faces of the older and more barbarous 
reformers, and when one had the misfortune to be born 
in an age too crude to appreciate his merits at their 
true worth he might well have found himself in Dennis s 
shoes: 



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But Appius reddens at each word you speak, 
And stares tremendous with a threatening eye, 
Like some fierce tyrant in old tapestry. 

Usage is one of the most potent factors in affecting 
the moral status of a community, whether for good or 
for evil, and prostitution ran rife through the baths 
soon after people began to be admitted to them in a 
state of complete nudity. Instead of baths, they were 
transformed into immense lupanars, equipped, in later 
times, with every aid to comfort and to sensuousness. 
With the arrival of night, which cast a kindly shadow 
upon conditions such as these, licence raised its ugly 
head, and a troup of women of pleasure, well skilled in 
every specialty and refinement in their calling, arrived at 
the baths, loitered in the corridors and inside the doors, 
and the bath attendants, on seeing them, opened the 
cells and extinguished the outside lights. The thermae 
were open day and night, and the noise and bustle about 
them reminded an observer of the clack and clatter of 
a great restaurant. Here the soft and insinuating whisper 
of lust was heard, and the caressing blandishments of 
self interest had unrestricted play. The orgies carried on 
here were of every kind, and while Cotytto may not have 
presided in person, her pupils were scarcely less aban 
doned than their preceptress. The curious reader is at 
liberty to consult Boulanger for the particulars, and the 
works of Guido Pancirollus for the entertainment and 
dancing. All the world might have forgathered here to 
dine, and nearly all the Roman world did. The emperors 
were patrons, and Caligula was one of the most enthu 
siastic supporters of the comessationes, as well as one 
of the first to set the fashion by which he perfumed from 
head to heel, his body carefully depilated, and left 
reeking with the odors which exuded from his pores, for 
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enhance physical appeal by temporarily overcoming un 
pleasant body odors. Some of the essences used in this 
manner were cold, others were in the form of vapor 
which was inhaled and did away for a short time with 
the stench of impostumated lungs in a close atmosphere. 
Our modern Lysistratas have much to learn in the arts 
of the toilette. In the times of which we speak, particular 
and expert slaves were assigned to the care of every 
orifice and every feature, and they all had special terms 
to designate them and no others. A Roman dandy or 
even a Roman lady, preparing for a comessatio, might 
have even taught our own society misses a little lesson 
in the gentle art of waiting. Some of them took hours 
over the toilette. 

After the death of Caligula the customs of the baths 
took on a more sombre tone; in the times of Seneca they 
were less abandoned, but the philosopher remarks scath 
ingly that although the baths were now sweet and clean, 
the populace was only the more foul. Under Commodus, 
Caracalla, and Heliogabalus, however, they reached a 
state of depravity and luxurious refinement to which 
there is no parallel. It was in the course of one of these 
entertainments that Caracalla delivered himself from 
the menace of his brother and co-ruler, Geta, as well as 
dispatching Sammonicus Serenus and others hostile to 
his power. 

Fastidious men about town often arranged love trysts 
with the kdies, and the scene of such tender encounters 
was generally laid in the baths: they used them as 
moderns do the institutions of our times, Ovid advises 
lovers to meet at the baths, in his Art of Love. 

A check system was in force but theft of clothing 
was frequent nevertheless. Catullus mentions it, and in 
Petronius we find a skve serving the rarest vintages to 
Encolpius and his friends because they had intervened 



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to rescue him from the fury of the steward whose cloth 
ing had been stolen through the carelessness of that 
same slave. Eumolpus philosophizes on the same sub 
ject. He had the greatest difficulty in getting possession 
of his meagre wardrobe and had to be completely identi 
fied before the officious bath attendant would surrender 
possession, although a rogue of a more sinister character 
got attentive service almost at once by virtue of the 
natural charm of his person proof positive to Eumolpus, 
that it was less advantageous to polish the mind than it 
was to massage the body. All bath attendants were 
soon regarded in the eyes of the law as either prostitutes 
or procurers. The reason for such discrimination lay in 
the demands to which their calling made them heir. 
One of Martial s characters was "unable to return home 
sober from the baths/* and Seneca has not a little to say 
upon the same subject. Nor have we yet reached the 
most distressing phase of the situation. In order that 
every possibility might be discounted and every taste 
accommodated, huge dining-rooms, called Nympheae,were 
maintained. Here women emancipated by marriage 
from the restrictions which had bound them while still 
under the parental roof, amused their wearied and 
voracious leisure by inviting all the gluttons and long 
nosed parasites whom previously they had hankered after 
in vain, probably the most striking manifestation of the 
utter depravity which had invaded and corrupted the 
entire fabric of the Roman civilization. A newly married 
couple, on the day after the bride had been lifted across 
the threshold of her husband s door, would celebrate 
their nuptials in one of the magnificently sumptuous 
dining rooms attached to the baths, amid surroundings 
and schemes of interior decoration of the most "graphic 
and elevating kind, and amid scenes of artistic nudity 
which we have no words to describe, although Juvenal 



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has done very well in the passage which he devotes to 
this subject* It was as though one were to enter an 
establishment in which the women, chosen for beauty, 
blondness, mentality, and the most exquisite and minute 
knowledge of all the demands to which their profession 
subjected them, and the most complacent skill in cater 
ing to these demands, were to entertain their guests 
between silken sheets of the deepest black! The practice 
has much to recommend it as man has been relatively 
blind since Lynceus, but such cannot be said of the state 
of mind which evolved so sensational a complex and 
studied with deliberation to solve it, Roman culture was 
little concerned with anything but the quasi-artistic at 
mosphere of such ritualistic orgies, and the time had long 
passed since Horace wrote the little ode to the simple 
country maiden, Phidyle, whose modest soul had felt 
misgivings at the poverty of her sacrifice: 

TO PHIDYLE 

If thou to heaven thine upturned palms shall lift, 
Sweet Phidyle, when glows the crescent moon 
With virgin splendor, and thy simple gift 
Shalt offer to thy gods and ask thy boon, 

Nor scorching drought shall smite thy fruitful vine, 
Nor blight attack thy harvest in the ear. 
Nor shall thy flock for lack of pasture pine 
When Autumn comes and chills the dying year; 

Yea, Wealth s fat victims feed in pastures lush, 
Or graze in lanes of ilex or of oak 
To stain the ax, amid the solemn hush, 
And die beneath the consecrating stroke; 

Thy little gods require not such of thee, 
For Innocence hath little to atone, 
And wreaths of myrtle or sweet rosemary 
Are all they ask to make thy lot their own: 



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The rarest gift that Riches can confer, 
From outraged heaven s justice less commands 
Than does the humblest sacrifice of her 
Who brings it to the fane with spotless hands. 

A very curious passage in Pancirollus describes in 
some detail one of these great nympheae: "Besides these 
basilicae, there were also at Rome eleven other edifices 
called nympheae, as Publius Victor informs us* They were 
spacious halls, made use of for nuptials, by those that 
had no conveniency of their own for such solemnities. 
And for this end (as Zonaras declares in the Life of Leo 
the Great) these nympheae (I suppose) were supported 
with pillars. They were built with kitchens, parlors, 
closets, and the like, wherein they kid towels and nap 
kins, bowls and dishes, and other utensils, and were 
called nympheae because the Greeks called the bride a 
nymph, Capitolinus tells us the Gordian the emperor 
joined baths to his nympheae, for the ancients did fre 
quently bathe before supper; and tis easy to gather as 
much from two laws of Theodosius and Valentinian. 
Suidas saith, that the water was brought to these bridal- 
houses from a fountain, called now, Enneacrunos, and 
formerly, CaUirrhoe. 

"These nympheae had also most stately and ample 
piazzas, large enough to walk in; one whereof Augustus 
built in the place where the house of Vedius Pollio (whose 
heir he was) was ruinated, and inscribed it with the name, 
not of Pollio, but of Livia, as Dion writes. And many 
others built glorious porticos." In the 1715 English trans 
lation of this old antiquarian is the following: 

These were large and capacious Fabricks, designed for the cele 
bration of Nuptial Solemnities, and us d only by those who had 
no Houses of their own: But this is contradicted by Akiatus and 
Beroaldus; who think it to be a very foul Error to imagine these 
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171 



Some take them for Baths built by Princes for the sake of Pos 
terity; wherefore Julius Capitolinus saith, that no Works of Gordian 
are remaining, besides the Nympheae and Baths. So that these 
Nympheae seem to be Tepida Lavacra, Warm Bagnios, and used for 
Pleasure, but not for Health. 

But where is the Absurdity, if we affirm with our author, that 
Gordian did only adorn his Bridal-Houses with Baths adjoining? 
And what Soloecism is it to say, that by these Nympbeae, we under 
stand as well Baths for Women, as Nuptial Chambers? 

Some say that brides were called Nymphs, apo to nun proto 
phainesthai, because they now expose themselves to open View, 
whereas formerly they appeared covered with a Veil, Nay, the 
Greeks call Matrimony itself Nymphaeum, because (as f tis thought) 
Religion and Piety were propagated by Nymphs to Mankind, in 
regard no Rite or Worship was ever performed without their being 
mentioned* The Deities that presided o er the Waters, were calTd 
Naiades; and because these Naiades were Nymphs in Corpora 
Tendentes, therefore Sobolis propagandae causa, New-many d Girls 
were term d Nymphs. 




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CHAPTER 

Caio and Ike Sumptuary Laws Contempt for the Law enforcers 
Orgiastic dances Prices of foods and wines controlled More of Nero s 
slumming escapades Julius Capitolinus, Commodus andHelwgabalus, 
the most dissolute of a//, patrons of the low taverns Aurelian cleans the 
Augean stables Virgil pays court to the divinities of hospitality 
Horace the man about town. 

We have already had occasion to speak of the gyne- 
comus at Athens and the power invested in the office, a 
power that prevented gatherings and picnics which com 
prised more than thirty individuals: we now find the 
Roman law favoring a regulation almost the same, but 
applying it to the entertainments in the nympheae. With 
the individual guests invited, the law did not concern 
itself further than to limit the maximum number that 
could be in attendance. But an ancient proverb, a 
joyous and spirited double entendre, took a sprightly 
revenge upon the rule limiting the number of guests to 
seven: 

Septem convivium . . . novem convieium 

a play on sound and sense, signifying a convivial party 
of seven, may result in anything from a new meeting 
to a recognition of hostility, or nine critics. Varro was 
a trifle more indulgent in his estimate, for Aulus Gellius 
quotes a passage from the Menippean Satires in which 
the following passage occurs: That though the number 
of guests should not be smaller than the number of 
Graces, yet should it not exceed the number of the Muses. 
However, there was still another reason for the sur 
veillance maintained by the authorities, an inspection 
that often invaded the home and the tavern. Among 
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Cato, saw in the increase of luxurious appetites the seeds 
of ruin, and for this reason, they passed certain sump 
tuary laws designed to curtail the expenses which could 
be incurred in private dinners. As prodigality would 
increase the prices of commodities and place a hardship 
upon the shoulders of the common people, such laws, 
though opposed during their passage through the senate, 
were generally passed, but, like many of our own, soon 
fell into neglect, and were invoked and revitalized from 
time to time. Such powers were placed in the hands 
of the censors, who were better prepared to enforce them 
because of the nature of the office they held. One of 
the first regulations promulgated after the passage of 
the earlier sumptuary laws was to the effect that the 
citizen must eat his meals in the first room of the house, 
and leave his gates and doors wide open to make inspec 
tion easier and more rapid. "And this," says Pancir- 
ollus, whom we shall have frequent cause to cite in 
dealing with the bypaths of antiquity, "was to enable 
the censors passing by to ascertain whether the citizen 
living there was complying with all the provisions of 
the law and keeping within the limits prescribed. Accord 
ing to these laws, it was not legal to serve more than 
one hen; no poultry should be specially fattened for the 
table; on wedding days not more than two hundred 
asses could be expended on the entertainment, on certain 
festival days named in the Fannian Law, one hundred 
asses could be expended, on ten other days in each month 
not more than thirty asses could be lavished, and on all 
other days not more than ten asses could be spent. There 
were several of these laws, passed at different times, but 
all of them fell eventually into neglect." 

The Licinian Law also provided that on ordinary 
days not more than three pounds of fresh meat should 
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Extravagance in funerals tad been prohibited by the 
Twelve Tables, and a law of the dictator Sulla revitalized 
this ancient regulation and limited also the amounts 
that could be expended upon monuments: precepts which 
we today might imitate and follow to advantage. 

Needless to say, the sumptuary laws were the occasion 
of some dissatisfaction, and the pride of the individual 
who successfully evaded them was commensurate with 
that of our own citizens in dealing with certain of the 
amendments to the American Constitution. In order 
that they might have finer and more caustic sport at 
the expense of the censor and his assistants, his living 
effigy was present at entertainments during the saturn 
alia, the seasons of the greatest licence and drunkenness, 
and filled the role of master of the feast, a toastmaster 
charged with the authority of regulating the drinks and 
prescribing the rules to be followed under a satiric and 
mocking exterior, the very personification of Folly in a 
merry mood. The regulations prescribed by him were a 
parody of the laws and mannerisms of the censor in 
office. He was chosen by lot after a throw of the dice. 
The so-called Cast of Venus (do not our own dusky 
experts at African golf continually call upon Little Joe 
from Kokomo or Little Dick from Boston?) decided his 
election and crowned him king of the revels. Once 
named, he threw himself heart and soul into his task, 
he impersonated the censor to admiration, and if the 
latter happened to be a martinet his vagaries and man 
nerisms were imitated and the mirth ran high* With all 
the gravity with which a little responsibility always 
invests a light weight, this pseudo-censor would take 
from the hands of the obsonator and the vinerius the 
lists setting forth the dishes and the vintages, and should 
they prove too numerous and extravagant, it boded ill 
for the host! This little satire on manners and customs 



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must have been highly diverting to the other guests 
and might even be said to approach in subtle delicacy 
our own "ain t prohibition grand/ heard so frequently 
when the juniper and the coriander begin to get in their 
insidious work. The principal charge, however, a thing 
that occupied the serious attention of our toastmaster, 
was fixing the number of bumpers to be tossed off by 
each guest: the bigger the bumper the oftener it came 
around, and they were good drinkers in those days. This 
mock-heroic monarch, personification of contempt for 
law, this index to a state of mind that considered nothing 
but its own amusement and convenience, carried matters 
to the very heights of sardonic banter by promulgating 
outlandish orders among the guests, who were duty 
bound to obey them with a smile even as the serious 
orders of constituted authority provoked sorrow and 
tragedy more frequently than joy. He could command 
a guest to vilify himself, as being the best possible author 
ity upon the subject; another would be ordered to dance 
in a state of nature and to sing a song, a third would 
take the nude flute girl upon his shoulders and lead the 
orgiastic procession through the whole establishment, the 
customary number of tours being three: 

Thy praises shall be sung 

By youths who thrice shall dance around thy shrine^ 
Happy in youth and full of this year s -wine. 

Petronius, Hymn to Priapus. 

Another might be called upon to blacken his face 
with soot, another to leap into a pool of water chilled 
with December s rigors- Those most successful in execut 
ing the letter and spirit of the orders received were 
awarded as a prize a magnificent sausage or other appro 
priate trinket no less recondite. 

Such is the nature of the "so-called human race," 
that so fine an example as that set by the wealthy liber- 



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tines would never have been lost upon the lower orders, 
and burlesques of a more revolting character took place 
in the inns and taverns, especially in those which lay 
beyond the city walls, although the eating-houses and 
pot-houses of such districts as the Esquiline, Velabri, 
Suburra, Trans Tiber, and, on a more elaborate scale, 
the Peace Ward (Ticus Pacis) must also have celebrated 
the Saturnalia in a lively and lubricous manner. The 
more the observer gets down to brass tacks with the 
commoners, the deeper one descends through the various 
social strata, the more he will encounter satire, acrid 
and mordant, merciless to those in power; it is a very 
natural revenge; they who suffer most and oftenest will 
always be found ready and eager to pay off their grudges 
when license and usage counter a temporary immunity. 
When the Saturnalia had passed, however, the Roman 
landlords were very chary of permitting the authorities 
to be complimented In such a manner; freedom of speech 
was punished severely whenever it became a menace to 
official peace of mind, and even at that early day, it 
was a case of the greater the truth the greater the libel. 
The aedile and his four myrmidons were empowered by 
the laws to inspect all places where food, wine, beer, 
and other luxuries and necessities were sold- He could 
order merchandise thrown into the river and the magis 
trates would sustain him in all his official acts, though 
there are instances on record where this official has per 
mitted his zeal for reform to outrun his common sense, 
and then he has become a trifle lumpy in spots, as when 
the prostitute Hostilia drive the aedile from her estab 
lishment when he had no right of entry. She used bricks 
and stones with telling effect and the authorities repri 
manded the aedile as being in the wrong in going to the 
place with his lictor. 

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and the regulation of >uch establishments was never a 
task to be undertaken lightly. Some, which came within 
the meaning of the term lupanar, he was not supposed 
to enter because of the sacredness of his office and the 
example he might thus furnish others* He could enter 
the taverns and inspect them, however, see that the 
prices were not too high, and cast the cold eye of official 
formality upon the weights and measures to see that 
they were not fraudulent, but conformed to the stand 
ards kept in the temple of Ops or in that of Jupiter 
Capitolinus, Measures found dishonest were summarily 
broken in pieces on the spot, and the tavern-keeper or 
retailer was in for a crowded half hour if his case could 
not be compromised in some manner- This law per 
taining to weights and measures was enforced in every 
part of the empire; it applied in an equal degree to the 
Roman landlord and to the poor scullion who conducted 
a pitiful stall amongst the Volscians, as Juvenal informs 
us, and, according to Persius, to the retailers even at 
Aratium. 

We do not know whether the official authority of the 
aedile was broad enough to include wine in its scope; 
thus permitting him to condemn adulterated or diluted 
products and order them dumped into the river, but we 
do know that the vintners from Gades to Cappadocia 
were past masters in adulterating and diluting. In 
Petronius, Trimalchio classes all the bartenders under 
the sign of Aquarius, and Martial has something to say 
of those who diluted and those who did not. 

The vineyards are swamped with continual rains, 

But my innkeeper, wilTe or niTe 

Serves "wine undiluted and won t take the pains 

To water my draught though it kfll me. 

Although the vigilance of the aedile had little to 
reward it in dealing with the subtlety of the Roman 



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landlords and adulterators, it could, nevertheless, take 
certain indirect measures against the former. Several 
of the emperors promulgated decrees empowering the 
aediles to arrest those selling certain commodities men 
tioned by name in the instrument, such, for instance, as 
pastry. Some even went so far as to ban the sale of 
every article of food except peas and pulse and other 
vegetables, and this may throw a dim and flickering light 
on the date of the Satyricon, as Encolpius and Ascyltos 
had only a two as piece with which to purchase pease 
and pulse when the necessity of redeeming the lost tunic 
with the gold pieces in the hem suddenly confronted 
them. Such decrees must have gravelled the tavern- 
keepers especially when they had ready money in sight 
if only they could furnish victuals; by feeding their cus 
tomers they sold them drink, and by selling rum they 
got the profits. Taverns were the perpetual cockpits 
where the disorders and breaches of the peace had their 
origin and frequently their solution. This would not 
have been so bad, but unfortunately, such brawls were 
carried out into the streets and resulted sometimes in 
riots requiring the services of a maniple of praetorian 
guards to quiet the mob and restore order. Tiberius 
was the first to issue such an edict and it was extremely 
severe in the penalties it provided. 

The attitude of Claudius is more difficult to gauge. 
At one time we find him confirming the severity of 
Tiberius, as Dion Cassius reports, and at another he 
speaks in the house in defense of these establishments, 
and removes them from the surveillance of the aedile. 

Nor was Nero less inconsistent than Claudius in his 
persecutions of the innkeepers. He was one of the prin 
cipal actors, in fact he played the stellar role, in the 
orgies of the ganea at Baiae and along the coastline of 
that lovely gulf; he spent his days in diversions such as 



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these, and at night he covered his head with a freed- 
man s cap or a mantle and made the rounds of the free- 
and-easies in the city, insulting those whom he met 
returning from supper, striking them and laughing the 
while as they were stripped of their cloaks; entering the 
smaller cabarets by force, pillaging wherever he went 
and sharing his booty with his confederates. Yet this 
same emperor who had roistered it merrily in every low 
dive and cabaret in the city did everything in his power 
to control the traffic of the innkeepers and keep them 
within bounds. Xor were his marauding expeditions 
the worst services he did the tavern-keepers; the decree 
of which we had spoken above as from Petronius, was 
of Nero s sanction and was signed by him; it prevented 
the sale of any cooked foods in the taverns and restau 
rants, save only vegetables, notwithstanding the fact 
that usage had long compelled them to serve delicacies 
of every sort before his time. 

Vespasian s attitude toward public houses was no less 
severe, but he was parsimonious and austere by nature 
and when he levied war against these middlemen there 
were none who could accuse him of double dealing. 

Many of the emperors followed the examples set by 
Claudius and Nero in their social habits and debauch 
eries, but none exceeded these two odious tyrants in the 
harshness and injustice meted out to the innkeeping 
classes. These must have resulted from their orgies. 
For example, we know that Verus was given to the fre 
quenting of public houses, and spent his time there day 
or night, but we know nothing of any decrees promul 
gated by bim against them or their owners; those who 
had amused his love of excess were safe from whatever 
spleen he might feel as the result of a big head, and his 
repentance, if he manifested any, did not take the form 
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Julius Capitolinus does not leave us in ignorance of 
Verus s predilection for taverns and restaurants, nor does 
the malignity of the chronicler gloss over the excesses 
committed there. 

"Emulating the examples set by Caligula, Nero, and 
Vitellius," says mine author, "he frequented the taverns 
and haunts of vice iat night, his head enveloped in a cowl 
such as is worn by vagrant wayfarers; disguised in this 
manner, he mixed with the brawling roisterers and 
bullys, took part in their battles, and came home with 
his face and body a mass of bruises and contusions. In 
spite of his disguise, he was well known in these taverns. 
Sometimes he amused his ennui by throwing heavy pieces 
of money at the vases and porcelains, to break them." 

By instinct, this emperor was devoted to low amuse 
ments. The achievements of a Caligula seemed common 
and ordinary to him, and he would have fallen asleep 
over them. Caligula established a lupanar in his palace; 
Verus set up a tavern in his. Caligula served his familiars 
as bogau and water-boy; Verus beguiled his in his capacity 
of tavern-keeper and entertainer: a sort of chaperone 
to predaciousness, as it were: in other words, he exer 
cised all three callings at the same time. 

"His manners/ 9 to quote again from Capitolinus, 
"his manners were so dissolute that on his return from 
Syria he set up a tavern in his palace, whither he betook 
himself as soon as he could leave the table of Marcus 
Aurelius; here he rendered services and extended a 
hospitality which out-rivalled all the infamies of Rome." 

According to Trebellius Pollio, the habits and incli 
nations of Gallienus were closely s*km to those of Corn- 
modus, of whom we have just spoken* Of hi also it 
was said that "he passed all his nights in the taverns, 
and lived and amused himself with all the go-betweens, 
mimes, actors, and actresses and witty rascals, 55 whom 



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he could meet. And as for Heliogabalus, we need not 
stay our progress to relate his exploits when Saltus In 
his Imperial Purple has done us that favor. Had there 
been no English translation of the Augustan History, we 
might still have gone into his career, but the need, if it 
exists, has been nobly met. Suffice it to say that Helio 
gabalus was probably the most dissolute androgyne that 
ever dishonored the throne of any nation. Compared 
to him, Sardanapalus was an immaculate conception. 
This emperor was a constant frequenter of caf6s and all 
they stood for in an age whose unbridled viciousness has 
never been approached in public, Commodus was the 
incarnation of evil, a brutish and uninstructed evil, his 
influence could scarcely have corrupted the minds of 
those about him, on the contrary, he filled them all with 
the most raging contempt, as is shown in the manner in 
which his body was dragged with the hook: Heliogabalus, 
however, more abandoned than the son of Marcus 
Aurelius, had, withal, a certain refined charm; he could 
appeal to the better feelings of strangers upon first meet 
ing them; he was physically very handsome, and, on 
occasion he had the capacity for wit without cruelty. 
Such a character may be a frightful menace to an entire 
city, especially if its owner is invested with absolute 
power and inviolability. This is especially the case when 
the individual is disposed to use his power to minister 
to the self interest of others* Under Heliogabalus every 
order of society was affected by the festering contagion 
induced by an utter lack of all moral values, and it is 
left to the melancholy historian who wishes his race well 
and to the malignant chronicler who perhaps has suf 
fered under a tyranny no less bitter in that its mandates 
were couched in gentle terms and soothing phrases, to 
comment upon conditions which surround them. 

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come at length to the age of Aurelian, that stern re 
storer of character and discipline who only preoccupied 
himself with inns long enough to instruct one of his 
lieutenants to see that the soldiers did not lavish upon 
the eating-houses and taverns the pay from the money 
belts worn by them. The same thought must have ani 
mated Hadrian in the sparkling retort courteous which 
he sent to Floras. Aside from the fact that he was a 
poet and a friend of Hadrian, we know nothing of Floras: 
some authorities have been inclined to attribute the 
Copa to him. He had written in a bantering style to 
Hadrian: 

No Caesar would I want to be, 

Inspecting Britain s wastes, 

Lurking in savage (Germany) 

No Scythian frosts would suit my tastes. , . . 

And Hadrian answered him: 

No Moms would I want to be, 
Inspecting bar-maid s waists, 
Lurking in a hostelry, 
No fat round insects suit my tastes. 

The inns play a greater part in public life than ever 
before, some are sumptuous, but the majority must still 
have been tawdry and repulsive. Yet Floras did not 
stand alone in paying his court to the divinities of 
hospitality. Many of the finest poetical geniuses of all 
ages were similarly smitten. We have already called 
attention to Virgil s Copa, that lithe and sinuous pur 
veyor of sensations; we have seen Lucilius react to the 
advances of another of the same species; and Horace in 
his writings speaks of many affairs with innkeepers. 
The epithets which he bestows upon them are generally 
sarcastic, auguring unpleasant experiences and dissatis 
faction with their customary hardihood at impudent 



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repartee, which was more in the style of the bludgeon 
than the rapier. "Yon vintner, an exceeding knave," 
says our author, in instructing neophytes in the rhetorical 
art of treating subjects in a manner natural to themselves 
and to human experience. Elsewhere he speaks of the 
greasy eating-house, though the passage may mean the 
reverse as he is remonstrating with his steward who is 
totally lacking in appreciation for the rustic life on the 
Sabine farm, and has requested a transfer: 

A wench, 

The greasy luxury of a tavern bench, 
*Tis this I see, that makes you long for town, 
And you on that dear nook of mine look down; 
Because the spiee of Eastern climes you know 
As soon or sooner, theme than wine will grow; 
Because too there s no tippling house hard by 
To drop into whenever you feel dry; 
No piping jade your heavy heels to set 
Jigging and jumping to her flageolet. 

(Martin s Translation.) 

In another passage he uses the term caupona and 
again it is to express dissatisfaction; he advises his friends 
Scaeva to go to Ferentinum for rest and relaxation as 
the noise of Rome is scarcely less nerve wracking than 
that of an 



If what you lack be sweet unbroken rest, 
And sleep till after dawn; if you detest 
Worry, and dust, and smother, and the din 
Of cars and carts, and of a noisy inn. . . . 

However, Horace was too much of the man-about- 
town not to have regaled himself many times in the 
taverns of a gayer aspect: more than once, as he tells 
his steward, he had tasted the delights his steward craves, 
but he was ever a critic denouncing the uproar of the 



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inns and taverns as one of the plagues with which Rome 
was afflicted. 

Martial expresses himself more freely; he delights in 
taverns and avows it without the least restraint: 

"An innkeeper, a butcher, baths, a barber, a well 
furnished exchequer, a few books of my own choice, a 
friend not too ignorant, a young lady who is pleasing 
to my slave, a huge fellow of a slave, not too lively, but 
of an age which will permit him a long life; give me these, 
Rufus, and let them even be at Byzantium, but I will 
cede you the baths of Nero with all my heart/ 5 

Sometimes he wets his youthful muse with wine of 
Crete, country of Minos, that wine which is the nectar 
of poverty: 

"The vines of Crete, country of Minos, produce that 
liquor, the ordinary wine of the people/* 

Again he may have felt impelled to take a meagre 
repast from one of the peripatetic stalls which a yelling 
cook pushed from tavern to tavern. This may not have 
satisfied the inner man, but, nevertheless, he got some 
of his finest touches from surroundings and contacts such 
as these. 

Syriscus has run at so rapid a pace 

"IWeen the benches of tavern and stew 

That he s now neck and neck in a bankruptcy race 

And the million lie had is run through; 

"A million devoured! What a glutton/* you ll say; 

Aye, a gulligut glutton, to do it that way! 



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CHAPTER 

The literati Philostratus*s beautiful tribute to a cabaret girl Nero 
as a cabaret singer Catullus flays the lewd taverns Juvenal* s descrip 
tion of the lupanars Patricians liberal patrons, many being tavern 
owners Trimalchio speculates in wine Plutarch tells of the baseness of 
the inns, 

The literati and declaimers of the times, the rheto 
ricians and out at elbow philosophers and intellectuals, 
made the taverns and thermopolia their headquarters: 
here they gathered to gossip and discuss affairs of eveiy- 
day life, and they were probably no vainer or more 
verbose than the expatriated sophists who came from 
Greece in the times of the Scipios under the pretext of 
refining the local customs and social usages, and giving 
a rhetorical and artificial polish to the rude vigor of the 
old Latin tongue. In reality, however, they set a fine 
example of tavern swilling and wenching, and the term 
pergraecari (to drink like a Greek) was coined to describe 
their cultivated avidity in this exercise. 

Plautus, who was contemporary with them, has drawn 
a picture which enables us to see them as they were, 
enveloped from head to heel in their cloaks, which were 
equipped with cowls to cover the head. They stagger 
under the weight of the books they are carrying, on their 
way to the tavern, there to drink themselves into a 
state of philosophical abstraction which will make them 
for hours immune to all the crudities with which they 
are surrounded. Let one of them catch the scent of 
wine and he becomes prudent, simulating the countenance 
of a drunken man under a thoughtful mien of philosophy. 
Under the emperors they are still the same, displaying 
the same old vices and masquerading under the same 



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philosophy. One of them, however, has avowed his 
intimacy and has immortalized the object of his adora 
tion: I speak of Philostratus, a Greek sophist of the 
deepest dye, yet who did yeoman service in refining the 
crudities of a language already effeminate, a language 
degenerating under the subtleties of a philosophy of 
decadence. His example was one that others could 
follow: he frequented taverns as he chose. If he per 
mitted sentiments so exquisite to flow from his pen it 
must have been because he was more moved by love 
and artistic appreciation than by drunkenness. A girl 
of the cabarets has attracted his glance; probably to 
order something to drink: he sees her eyes, and, like 
Catullus translating Sappho, 

A-down my limbs flows subtle flame 
My ears are ringing with her spell 
My eyes see naught but night! 

Yes, the glance of an eye weaned him away from the 
fetishes of a lifetime; he ceased scoffing at chastity, and 
wrote three little letters, one might almost be tempted 
to call them madrigals, that contain the finest essence 
of worshipful appreciation. These resulted from the 
spell which the tavern Hebe threw over him and were 
born of the inspiration with which she fired his soul. 
They are sincere, they voice a refined passion, they 
have survived the ages, and they are of the very stuff 
of the gallantry not only of Greek antiquity, but of the 
gallantry of all time. 

Charmingly simple, they must have been addressed 
to a character no less lovely. 

TO A CABARET GIRL 

"Everything about you delights me; to me your robe 
of linen is the peplum of Isis; your tavern the temple of 



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Aphrodite, your chalices so round and shining the eyes 
of Hera, your wine has the bouquet of ambrosia itself, 
and the three fingers you extend to take up the cup are 
like the triple rose entwined in the sacred chaplet. 

"I tremble lest the cup shall fall, but no, it is as firm 
in your hand as a sun dial on its base, and reminds me 
of a flower pushing out and growing from between your 
fingers. 

"If you would touch the cup lightly with your lips 
and warm the wine with your breath it would be sweeter 
than nectar. It would run through every vein and every 
nerve would tingle. It would be more than wine ... it 
would be a draught of kisses. 

"Your cups are of glass. In your hands they become 
silver and gold and your touch communicates to them 
I know not what of softness and gleaming charm. Yet 
it is a transparence dull and without reflection, like that 
of a sleeping lake. Ah, how it differs from the radiance 
of your eyes sparkling with the joyous spirit of your 
countenance. What sweetness they convey to me, with 
what a thirst for kisses they inflame my senses! 

"The cup is fragile and easily broken, place it upon 
the table; with such eyes as yours, I have no other need. 

"Your glances alone intoxicate me even as do those 
of the adorable child* the cupbearer to the god of gods, 
under whose soft glances Zeus brings on his drunkenness. 

"Yea, serve me no more with that flavorless nectar, 
water alone shall suffice; bring but the cup to your lips, 
implant thereon your kisses, and when I would drink 
present it to me. Where is the man who could demand 
wine, the gift of Dionysus, when Aphrodite offers him 
her ambrosia? 

"Your eyes are more transparent than the crystal of 
your cups, and they mirror your soul. The color of 
your cheeks is more brilliant than that of the wine itself. 



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The whiteness of your linen robe is reflected in your face, 
and your lips are tinted with the blood of roses. Your 
eyes, humid and lovely, are like those of the statues 
adorning our fountains; they weep with the joy of living. 
Yea, you are one of the nymphs. 

"And they whom you cause to halt in their course, 
who remain when their intention was to pass by without, 
yea, you know how to invite them without speaking 
a single word. 

"As for myself, what a thirst I had the first time I 
saw you. The cup remained immovable in my hand in 
spite of my unwillingness. I could not bring it to my 
lips. I drink to your eyes." 

Any and all of these little pastels might have been 
odes of Anacreon to the nymphs of the vintages, and 
they have immortalized a hostess whose exquisite sim 
plicity and loveliness could only detract from itself by 
adornment. With such a subject poetic enthusiasm and 
lyric rhapsody cannot be out of place, whether it be a 
tavern girl or a geisha, and, as we have remarked, many 
of the classical poets and many that have come after 
them gained their finest inspiration from the girls of 
the cabarets. The Syrian ambibia has danced for us, 
we have been enthralled by the rustic flute that enchants 
the echoes of garden and tavern, and, if we search dili 
gently enough, perhaps we shall find the material with 
which to complete our picture of the olden time, the 
lyric and poetic side of the tavern life of Rome. It is 
not our intention to introduce our readers to any ordi 
nary songbird such as is to be met with in our own caf 6s 
chantants; nor shall we inflict the falsetto screechings of 
a cabaret lizard upon the unwilling ears of our patrons 
and torture their patience with doubtful and obscene 
double entendres. For lack of a performer more illus 
trious, we shall introduce Nero himself; Nero, whose 



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joy and pride lay in singing in the taverns, garbed as an 
entertainer, and who decreed a fte day whenever he 
thus distributed his largesse. Philostratus has related 
a very curious fact. He is speaking of the exile of 
Demetrius, a cynic philosopher contemporary with him 
self, but less addicted to questionable places and more 
restrained and austere in his manner of speaking and 
writing. 

"One day Demetrius was ranting in the gymnasium, 
the object of his scorn was the institution of the baths. 
He characterized them as places which catered to ex 
travagance and which served all the effeminates who went 
there for the purpose of polluting their bodies under the 
pretext of washing them. It so happened that on that 
very day Nero was singing in a cabaret next to the 
gymnasium, and had surpassed himself. He was clad 
like any innkeeper, in a pair of drawers and the rest of 
his body was naked. Tigellinus, the praetorian prefect, 
informed him as to what Demetrius had said and con 
strued the words as a satire directed against Nero s 
conduct in the cabaret. Nero was furious and deported 
Demetrius, *as though, says Philostratus, the baths 
might have tumbled down before the breath caused by 
his words." This anecdote is curious not only because 
of what it teaches us of Nero, but also because it bears 
out what we have said of the understanding which existed 
between the baths, gymnasia and the taverns. According 
to Isadore of Seville (Origines, Lib. XIV, Chap. 2), the 
taverns adjoining the baths went under the name popinae, 
but Lefebre (Agnostiques Lib. HI, Chap. 28), remarks 
that the cabarets operating with the gymnasia at Rome 
were called ebeterwn. 

We should not be astonished at the praise lavished by 
Philostratus upon the cabaret girl: the Roman innkeepers 
were not blind to beauty, nor were they oblivious to the 



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effect of exquisite loveliness upon trade. Twenty cen 
turies later we shall see Madame Bourette, the Muse of 
Lemonade Sellers, enthroned in her caf in the rue Bour 
bon- Villenueve: the goddess who reigns in the caf4 du 
Bosquet does so by virtue of her beauty and charm; and 
many another Hebe shall officiate in establishments where 
sherbet is sold, or chocolate, where the prices are high but 
the buying public is more than anxious to bask in the light 
of the beauty s smiles; to court her favors, and press a 
fortunate moment for all it is worth. In them is the 
origin of the charming cashier system. 

They knew well that a pretty face, animated with the 
joy of living, is a finer appeal to good- will than the most 
subtle and piquant sign; a glance of the eye was more 
potent than all the haranguing of an obsequious and 
fawning predaciousness at the threshold of the tavern, as 
for instance we find in Juvenal: 

"And when it pleases Lateranus to go back to the all 
night tavern, some Syro-Phoenician runs forth to meet 
him some denizen of the Idumaean Gate perpetually 
drenched with perfumes and salute him as lord and 
prince with all the airs of a host; and with him comes the 
venal Cyane with her robe tucked up, carrying a flagon 
of wine/ 5 (Sat. VIII, 158 et seq.) 

And then again we may take the case of Aulus Bin- 
nius, the jolly tavern-keeper, of whom Cicero speaks so 
slightingly in what is probably the finest defense for the 
wild oat fields sown by the exuberance of youth: 

"And it is also reported to us that you suborn an 
entertainer of many guests, a certain Aulus Binnius, an 
innkeeper on the Via Latina, to say that violence was 
offered to him in his own tavern." (Pro Cluentio, 
ch. 59.) 

The women of the common people well knew what 
success would wait upon their charms if they became 



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cabaret girls: therefore, when they abandoned their status 
of virtuous mediocrity where virtue was too often its own 
reward, it was with full knowledge of what to expect and 
a willingness to pay the price necessary; to marry a tavern- 
keeper was the goal they set themselves to reach. They 
generally consulted some oracle or other as to what the 
matrimonial future had in store for them: 

"The woman who displays a long gold chain on her 
bare neck inquired before the pillars and the clusters of 
dolphins whether she will throw over the tavern-keeper 
and marry the rag man/ 5 (Juvenal "V 7 !, 589 et seq.) 

Custom and good-will flowed into taverns such as these 
where pretty young women were in attendance; but their 
morality was in inverse ratio to their business and the very 
nature of the calling augured complaisance. See what 
havoc two beautiful eyes can make! How powerfully 
they attract custom! When the mistress whom Catullus 
loved so deeply ran away from her house to the tavern 
near the temple of Castor and Pollux, see how the patron 
age increased: two hundred customers at the very least, 
but such customers! All more or less hardened. And 
see how well the tavern deserved to be flayed by the in 
dignant poet in the injurious epithet with which he 
salutes it: Salax taverna lewd tavern: 

"Lewd tavern, the ninth sign-post from the pileated 
brothers* temple, and you, its frequenters, do you think 
that you alone have the attributes of manhood? That 
you alone are licensed to kiss the girls all and sundry 
and hold all other men at naught, you rank he-goats? 
Is it because you sit there night and day, a hundred 
boobies or two, that you tliniTr I will not venture to tackle 
the whole two hundred of you at once? Aye, but you 
may think it, and I will write inscriptions all over the 
front of your tavern. For my girl who has fled from my 
bosom, my girl, whom I loved as woman was never loved 



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before, for whom I have waged great wars, has sat herself 
down there; and now you all make love to her; pleasant, 
comfortable fellows, and what is really too bad all of 
you pitiful knaves, gallants of the by-streets, and you, 
Egnatius, above all, one of the long haired race from the 
rabbit warrens of Celtiberia, you whose merit consists 
in a bushy beard, and teeth bleached white/* 

Catullus complains bitterly of the injury done him, 
but he makes no allowance for the fact that he had taken 
her from a similar place when he came to an understand 
ing with her. That was the usual custom, and all the 
women who have been loved and immortalized in the 
couplets of the Latin poets probably came from places 
such as the one spoken of above. They were daughters 
of lupanar or tavern. In writing of the Syrian hostess 
Virgil did not stoop, he merely followed the example set 
by Catullus and Lucilius before him. Horace flirted 
with the mendax puetta (lying jade) in the smoky house 
at Trivicum, and the calling she exercised made not the 
slightest difference to him. Propertius had an inveterate 
passion for intrigues such as these, and whenever his 
trifling with Thais or Phyllis threw Cynthia into trans 
ports of jealous rage her fury spent itself on his devoted 
head: she would rush with dishevelled hair into the rustic 
arbor in which Propertius had abandoned himself to 
drunkenness under the charm of their dances and the 
blandishment of their caresses. Where, then, could they 
find sanctuary, except in the tavern that knew them first? 
And Cynthia, or, if we are to believe Apuleius, Hostia, 
was always too faithless herself to have been permitted 
to exercise the rights conferred by honest jealousy. 
Whither then could she betake herself when pride de 
manded that she abandon her lover? To an iim on the 
Appian Way, the retreat of others no less disorderly, 
where she was free without reproach to enjoy the em- 



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braces and lavish favors of some new admirer, or some 
libertine who had introduced her into his silken litter. 

Shall we longer remain in doubt that the taverns of 
Rome were lupanars? Perhaps the only difference lies 
in the fact that they were completely open to the public 
gaze, they were located on the forum and in conspicuous 
places where all the world could see what went on and 
hear the brawls and uproar. The lupanars, however, 
were hidden away on dark and narrow alleys which 
Plautus calls angiporta. The taverns were entered openly 
without attempt at concealment, and through the front 
door; whereas in the case of the lupanars prudence veiled 
its head and waited till night to glide into them. From 
this the term latebricolae (they that dwell in lurking 
places, or, if you prefer, friends of darkness) was derived: 
it was used to characterize those who frequented the 
lupanars. Aside from what has been said above, the 
two institutions were almost identical; whatever was 
found in one could be had in the other, good cheer and 
luxurious debauchery. A passage in the Poenulus of 
Plautus is very much to the point and furnishes a vivid 
scene. I refer to the entry of the slave Syncerastus into 
the house of his master the procurer. There is little room 
for error here. He always speaks of tavern and lupanar 
as synonyms, a propriety which would have included 
the guests as well. Syncerastus arrives upon the scene 
with his arms laden with vessels for sacrifice and orgy; 
all this paraphernalia he has brought to Rome and he 
begins by speaking of his worthy master and the estab 
lishment conducted by him: 

"It s very clear that gods and men neglect the benefit 
of him who has a master with a character like my mas 
ter s. There s not another person anywhere in the whole 
world more perjured or more wicked than my master, 
nor one so filthy and so defiled. So may the gods bless 



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me, I d rather pass my life either in the stone quarries 
or at the mill, with my sides hampered with heavy irons, 
than pass this servitude with a procurer. What a race 
this is! What corrupters of men they are! Ye gods, 
by our hopes in you, every kind and condition of men 
you may see there, just as though you had come to 
Acheron horse and foot a freedman, a thief, or a run 
away, if you choose, one whipped, chained or condemned. 
He that has got the wherewithal to pay, whatever sort 
of person he is all kinds are taken in; throughout all 
the house, in consequence, are darkened spots, Hiding- 
places; drinking and eating are going on just as in a cook- 
shop, and in no less degree. There may you see epistles 
written in letters inscribed on pottery, sealed with pitch: 
the names upon them are a cubit long, such a levy of 
vintners we have got at our house." (Plautus, Poenulus, 
Act IV, Scene ii.) 

Were we to take a trip through our own cabarets we 
would not fail to recognize the types of Plautus, and we 
mention these types in order that we may fill in all the 
details and make a complete picture. 

With this in view, let us then cite a passage from 
Juvenal, to give the finishing touches to the votaries and 
the establishments we have been describing. The pas 
sage is from Satire VIII, line 146 et seq.: 

"The bloated Lateranus whirls past the bones and 
ashes of his ancestors in a rapid car; with his own hands 
this muleteer consul locks the wheel with the drag. It 
is by night, indeed, but the moon looks on; the stars 
strain their eyes to see. When his time of office is over, 
Lateranus will take up his whip in broad daylight; not 
shrinking to meet a now aged friend, he will be the first 
to salute him with his whip; he will unbind the trusses 
of hay, and deal out the fodder to his weary cattle. 
Meanwhile, though he slays woolly victims and tawny 



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steers after Xuma s fashion, he swears by no other deity 
before Jove s high altar than the goddess of horseflesh, and 
the images painted on the reeking stables. And when it 
pleases him to go back to the all night tavern, a Syro- 
Phoenician runs forth to meet him & denizen of the 
Idumaean Gate perpetually drenched in perfumes and 
salutes him as lord and prince with all the airs of a host; 
and with him comes venal Cyane, her robe tucked up, 
carrying a flagon of wine for sale. An apologist will say 
to me, *we too did the same thing as boys/ Perhaps: 
but then you ceased from your follies and let them drop. 
Let your evil days be short; let some of your misdoings 
be cut off with your first beard. Boys may be. pardoned; 
but when Lateranus frequented those hot liquor shops 
with their inscribed linen awnings, he was of ripe age, 
fit to guard under arms the Armenian and Syrian rivers, 
and the Danube, and the Rhine: fit to protect the person 
of his emperor. Send your legate to Ostia, O Caesar, 
but search for him in some big cook-shop. There you 
will find him, lying cheek by jowl beside a cut-throat, in 
the company of bargees, thieves, and runaway slaves, 
beside hangmen and coffin makers, or of some eunuch 
priest lying drunk with idle timbrels. Here is Liberty 
Hall! One cup serves for everybody, no one has a bed 
to himself, nor a table apart from the rest. What would 
you do, friend Ponticus, if you chanced upon a slave like 
this? You would send him to your Lucanian or Tuscan 
bridewell. But you gentlemen of Trojan blood find ex 
cuse for yourselves; what would disgrace a huckster sits 
gracefully on a Volesus or a Brutus!" 

At last the tableau is complete; not a thing has been 
omitted nor a type overlooked. You have beheld every 
variety of eating-house glutton or tavern parvenu; the 
tricones, and, as Seneca has called them, in speaking 
of their wine swilling, scordali. We have beheld the 



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priests of Cybele, fat and thick set, who fraternize with 
the Syrian ambubia, and the thieves who are doubtless 
as well received there as at the public baths, if we may 
pkce credence in what Seneca has to say: and, in addi 
tion, the pack of idle and slanderous slaves who have come 
here in attendance upon their masters and who occupy 
their leisure by getting drunk and gossiping. Who knows 
but they may have been sent here to get them out of the 
way? 

"While the performance is going on/ 5 says Plautus, 
in the prologue to the Poenulus, "you lacqueys make an 
onset on the cookshops; now, while there s an oppor 
tunity, now while the monogrammed tarts are smoking 
hot, hasten there." 

The tavern-keeper, well posted in every detail, knew 
the secrets of every customer of importance who patron 
ized him a splendid chance for blackmail and a fruitful 
source of profit, favor, and immunity. Ammianus Mar- 
cellinus remarks that no matter how haughty the pa 
trician of his times was to provincials bearing letters of 
introduction, no matter how studied his insolence to those 
from whom he had nothing to gain, whenever he met at 
the baths with any of the ministers of his pleasures, he 
would become gentle courtesy itself and his condescension 
was not that of noble to commoner or slave, but that of 
friend to friend. 

"Close the doors and windows," says Juvenal, "ex 
tinguish the lights, stop up all the cracks, dismiss all the 
witnesses, and though the noises of the neighborhood 
prevent tilings from being heard, before dawn, before the 
cock crows for the second time, the tavern-keeper will 
know not only everything that was said, and everything 
that was done; and not he alone, the cook, and the staff 
of the establishment." 

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see the patrician in his relationship to the taverns and 
inns, we have also followed the footsteps of other less 
exalted disciples of the same cult, and why should we 
manifest astonishment, when even the emperors set them 
all an example? But we shall be astonished at learning 
that the Roman nobles, not content with merely haunting 
the taverns, sometimes turned taverner on their own 
account. The thing is so strange, and the Roman pa 
trician was so jealous of his standing, that we would not 
believe it possible were it not for the testimony of such 
a witness as Pliny: 

"In the ninth year of the reign of Tiberius, the eques 
trian order was brought together into a single organiza 
tion. The formulae giving the right to wear the ring 
were drawn up, in the consulship of C. Asinius Pollio 
and C. Antistius Vetus, in the year of Rome 775, and, a 
thing very remarkable, an instance of futility caused the 
change. 

"C. Sulpitius Galba, seeking to conciliate the good 
graces of the prince by decisions of a young man, had 
established penalties for the infractions to which tavern- 
keepers were liable. He complained to the senate of 
great opposition to his plans. The proprietors of illegal 
establishments/ said he, * evaded these penalties, thanks 
to their rings.* It was enacted that no person should wear 
the equestrian ring, whoever he might be, unless his father 
and his father s father before him had been free, and fur 
thermore, unless he possessed 400,000 sesterces, and un 
less he could be admitted to sit in the first fourteen rows 
of the theatre, according to the provisions of the Julian 
Law. 55 (Pliny, Hist. Nat. Lib. XXXHI, ch. 8.) 

Such legislation would have been futile had it not 
been fortified with other measures which nullified any 
possibility of a tavern-keeper s being able to scale the 
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entitled him to rank with the patrician. While these 
measures dealt the whole innkeeping class a severe blow, 
they were by no means prostrated; and though the lowly 
wine seller might not aspire to the rank of a knight, the 
processes of economy enabled him to sate his ambitions 
along other lines: his vanity made him ape the fads and 
fashions set by the nobles, and his wealth placed the neces 
sary means in his hands. The most outstanding instance 
of bigoted arrogance, yet kind hearted, withal, is the 
character of Trimalchio. Martial in several of his epi 
grams has summed this situation up and in one, especially, 
he has left us nothing to be desired: 

** Cultured Bononia, a cobbler gave you an exhibition, 
and a fuller gave one to Mutina. Where, now, shall the 
tavern-keeper give his?" (Lib. IH, 59.) 

In Petronius we find Norbanus using this means to 
political affluence and position, and it is well known that 
Julius Caesar used the same device upon an unprece 
dented scale in preparing the minds of the people to take 
his yoke upon their necks. 

The tavern-keepers and the callings allied to that of 
innkeeping were prosperous, as a rule, as they tempered 
their trust to the necessities of a given situation; where 
credit would do them good they sometimes extended it, 
where failure to extend credit was likely to procure mine 
host a sound drubbing, he was liberal, but generally 
speaking we believe the attitude of Cleoereta, the laena 
in Palutus s Asinaria, is more in keeping with the tenets 
of the past: 

"Daylight, water, the sun, the moon, the night, these 
things I purchase not with money; the rest, whatever 
we wish to enjoy, we purchase on Grecian trust.* 

"When we ask bread of the baker, wine from the wine 
shop, if they receive the money they give their wares. 
*Cash in hand. 



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The same principle do I go upon, my hands always Iiave 
eyes in them, they believe what they see; there s an old 
saying: Trust is good for nought/ you know whose it is, 
I say no more/* Act I, Scene iii. 

There was great profit in selling wine: Trimalchio 
remarked that he had laid the foundations of his fortune 
by a lucky speculation in wine and foodstuffs. There 
was also a fine profit in selling food products to be con 
sumed where sold: although the landlord had the right 
to retail all sorts of vintages, Falernian, Caecubian, 
Setian, his real profits were derived from the sale of in 
ferior products, and then, as always, the public suffered 
as a consequence. Adulteration, artificial fortifying, 
synthetic ripening: all these arts were generally practised 
by the vintners and soon brought some of the finest wine 
producing provinces into a disrepute which they little 
merited. This was especially true with certain portions 
of southern France. 

As far as the innkeeper went, however* the beggars 
of the Porta Trigemina and the Velabrum had a finer 
opportunity to taste the wretched Laletanian vintage and 
get from its cloudy harshness all the kick that could be 
desired. Martial, who must have known this wine well, 
recommends it to Sextilianus: 

"Sextilianus, you yourself drink as much as five rows 
of benches; you could get drunk drinking as much water. 
Not only do you take the tokens of your neighbors, but 
you ask, also, the bronze coins of those farther from you. 
This vintage is not from Pelignian wine presses nor was 
the grape juice born on Tuscan hillsides; you drain dry 
a jar of ancient Opimian; Massic stores furnished the 
blackened jars. If you must have more than ten drinks, 
Sextilianus, go and get cloudy Laletanian from the inn 
keeper/ (Epigr. Lib. I, 27.) 

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and inferior vintages without discussion, and without 
even ascertaining whether the customer had any prefer 
ence in the matter of drink, that when some guest did 
demand better wine it was the cause of some surprise and 
sometimes got the would-be purchaser into difficulties. 
Mine host was forward to require an explanation of such 
an anomaly on the part of some slave or some lowly 
commoner, and the rumor would soon filter out that some 
lord or high official was lodged there for the time being. 
The Roman orator Marcus Antonius, grandfather of the 
triumvir, would not otherwise have been dragged from 
his hiding-place in the proscriptions of Marius. And so 
it has always been: the insatiable curiosity of a tavern- 
keeper and the gossipings of some slaves have often been 
the causes which have led to discovery and to murder. 

Plutarch has related the episode with all his verve 
and realism, and the facts speak for themselves in utter 
condemnation of the baseness of the tavern-keepers, and 
their addiction to delation; their malignant espionage, 
and their perpetual league with the slaves and des 
peradoes: 

"Marcus Antonius the orator, though he, too, found 
a true friend, had ill fortune. The man was but poor 
and a plebeian, and as he was entertaining a man of great 
rank in Rome, trying to provide for him with the best he 
could, he sent his servant to get some wine of a neighbor 
ing vintner. The servant, carefully tasting it and bidding 
him draw better, the fellow asked him what was the mat 
ter, that he did not buy new and ordinary wine as he 
used to do, but richer and of a greater price; he, without 
any design, told him, as his old friend and acquaintance, 
that his master entertained Marcus Antonius, who was 
concealed with him. The villainous vintner, as soon as 
the servant was gone, went himself to Marius, then at 
supper, and being brought into his presence, told him 



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lie would deliver Antonius into his hands. As soon as 
he heard it, it is said he gave a great shout, and clapped 
his hands for joy, and had very nearly risen up and gone 
to the place himself; but being detained by his friends, 
he sent Annius and some soldiers with him, and com 
manded him to bring Antonius *s head to him with all 
speed. When they came to the house, Annius stayed 
at the door, and the soldiers went upstairs into the cham 
ber; where, seeing Antonius, they endeavoured to shuffle 
off the murder from one to another; for so great, it seems, 
were the graces and charms of his oratory, that as soon 
as he began to speak and beg his life, none of them durst 
touch or so much as look upon him; but hanging down 
their heads, every one fell a weeping. "When their stay 
seemed something tedious, Annius came up himself and 
found Antonius discoursing, and the soldiers astonished 
and quite softened by it, and, calling them cowards, went 
himself and cut off his head." 

The strangest thing about this murder is that the 
facts as elegantly related by Plutarch are in exact agree 
ment with Voltaire s relation of the death of Coligny in 
the massacre of Saint Bartholomew s eve. Stranger still, 
the manner in which the hiding place of Antonius was 
discovered was identical with that of General Pichegru s 
betrayal always in the place of a tavern-keeper who 
may or may not be involved in the plot. As the story 
of Pichegru s betrayal is an excellent commentary upon 
that of Antonius we shall introduce it here, with apologies 
to Merim6e. The speaker is Madame Leblane, the prin 
cipal actress in the affair and one of the staff of the theatre 
Clara Gazul: 

"Ah, Elisa," says the spy, speaking to her daughter, 
"in affairs such as these nothing can be neglected. It 
was by means of a roasted chicken that I was enabled 
to discover the hiding-place of General Pichegru; and 



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without boasting, the affair did me great honor, to say 
nothing of the profit it provided. Here is how it all 
came about. Your father was alive then, Captain Le- 
blanc. He had returned from the army; he had wealth. 
We had a good time of it and lived brilliantly. One day 
I went to my caterer and demanded a roasted fowl of 
him. *My God, madame/ he replied, C I am greatly dis 
tressed, I have just sold my last one/ As for myself, I 
knew the entire quarter and I wished to know to whom 
he had sold it. * Who got it/ 1 demanded of him. * Such 
and such an one/ he replied, *he treats himself very 
well, too, and every day for the past three days he has 
had a fowl of me for his dinner/ Note well that it had 
been just three days since we had lost all trace of General 
Pichegru. I turned the matter over and over in my head, 
and I said to myself, The devil, neighbor, you have got 
an appetite, you are famishing/ Finally, I came back 
the next day and purchased some partridges which were 
not yet cooked done, remarking at the same time that 
I would send my scullion for them when they were 
ready. Then my man of the great appetite entered and 
bought a roasted turkey, and a fine turkey it was, too, 
take my word for it. *Ah,* said I to him, *what a thing, 
you surely have a great appetite, enough for two persons 
for a week/ He winked his eye at me and replied, * Yes, 
I have appetite enough for two/ A Frenchman must 
always make the best of an opportunity for an epigram, 
I watched him with both eyes; he turned away, mounted 
his horse, and set off. He did not mislead me to his 
advantage, I knew that he knew General Pichegru. My 
man is apprehended and he surrenders up my general 
with right good will as an honest recompense, and I for 
my part, six thousand francs* worth of gratification/ 

Proof positive that even a conspirator should have 
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by all means avoid transgressing the proprieties what 
ever they may be locally. Eating roast fowl or drinking 
rare wines in neighborhoods in which such luxuries are 
not common articles of table or cellar is the very height 
of stupidity* 

As for the taverns and inns of classical Rome, we 
have long held the opinion that the institutions which 
resembled them most strikingly, were the cabarets of 
papal Rome, and we have the evidence of William Savage 
in our favor. 

"The disposition of these cabarets," says he, "is uni 
form, they are long chambers with a vaulted ceiling, a 
sort of shed and kitchen combined. 

"Long tables are found here, and the benches, mere 
trestles, evilly constructed and crude in the extreme, 
have little but strength to recommend them. The mas 
ter of the place is seated upon a kind of chair or on a 
platform, the serving boys are in the most complete 
negligee, the walls are coarsely painted, some bearing 
inscriptions such as the following: 

QVANDO QVESTO GALLO CANTARA, AL- 
LORA, CREDENZA SI FARA. 

" When that cock shall crow then credit will be given/ 
Above the inscription is a rude likeness of the gallus 
gallinaceus or dunghill cock, and the emblem is surely 
the very pink of propriety; a pithy commentary upon 
the honesty of the host and the trade which he has 
gained." 

That little platform on which the host is seated is 
but a repetition of the older one on which the bar-maid 
took her ease and the trestles or benches were also 
copied from originals more ancient, as a well known scene 
from Pompeii proves. Martial speaks of a bench ridden 
tavern (seUariolae popinae), and the miserable mural 
decoration might well have inspired Phaedrus to excel 



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himself, as we have said above. Catullus has spoken of 
writing with burnt sticks upon the walls of an infamous 
tavern, and Juvenal speaks of the awnings of linen in 
scribed inscripta lintea. "When Savage speaks of the 
negligee of the serving boys he means to indicate a pic 
ture such as Nero must have made when harping in a 
pair of drawers. The resemblance between the two 
institutions so widely separated in point of time is strik 
ingly close in every detail. 

A little further on, Savage speaks of the signs of the 
merchants and says: "Brandy and wines sell themselves 
without any sign/ and this was generally the case in the 
ancient world as well. Publilius Syrus, the mime, has 
preserved in his Sententiae one ancient proverb which 
does justice both to the situation and to human nature: 

"Vino vendibili suspensa hedera non opus est" (a wine 
good enough to be sold needs no garland of ivy to garnish 
it), which is the same as the ancient French, bon vin 
point d enseign and the biblical, a good wine needs no 
bush* In connection with the term hedera (ivy) it should 
be remarked that a tendril of ivy was an attribute 
of Dionysus, even as the bush became traditional with 
our own cabarets and taverns. Many a vintner dis 
pensed with such a sign because of the truth of the 
proverb, deeming a sign almost a confession of selling 
inferior vintages. The ivy, however, sacred to the god, 
was often used either as it was brought in or else in the 
form of a painting over the door. Sometimes we find 
bas-reliefs in which the ivy is the motif. A vintner s 
establishment was found at Pompeii: it had a very 
poorly executed sign on which were depicted two men, 
probably slaves of the establishment, clad in drawers, 
carrying an oblong amphora which hangs by a thong 
from the middle of a long pinga pole the ends of which 
are supported upon the shoulders of the two slaves. 



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CHAPTER XIV. 

Display of foods in restaurants Profuse in their use of garlic 
Kitchen utensils A Roman plebe All night taverns Romans fond 
of mellow wines and sweetened liquors "A hot drink s as good as an 
overcoat" Hot water drinks become popular The murrhine vase 
Refrigeration Snow and ice An Athenian debauch Age of glut 
tony Cooks and scullions. 

The restaurants often displayed their wares in the 
manner in which ours do today. Seneca uses the term 
oculiferium in that sense. Here they laid out the finest 
samples of their wares to catch the eyes and stimulate 
trade. Eggs, goose liver pats, sow vulvas, fowls, game, 
and the like, and they practised a refinement which is 
not appreciated amongst us, in that their samples were 
sometimes put together in a glass vase full of clear water 
or other crystal menstruum. The optical effect, as it was 
tortured by magnification or diminution, was sometimes 
startling to say the least, and Macrobius has devoted 
some little space and trouble to explain the various 
illusions and effects thus produced. We come at last to 
the quarters where foods, more or less fresh, were on 
display. It may be a goat, and the customer would be 
asked to believe that the poor beast had browsed in a 
pasture of myrtle and eucalyptus leaves, and was satu 
rated with that relish because the bleeding cuts of meat 
are skewered with a branch of that wood, even as today 
some of the rural butchers in France, and in modern 
Greece as well, adorn with laurel some meat of dark 
and doubtful ancestry, and retail it to their credulous 
customers as the finest delicacy. Hence, in Greece, at 
least, it is always well to insist that the butcher produce 
the hide and hair of the animal in question, and thus 
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Bits of pork and cheese are also displayed by the 
Roman eating-house keepers, even as was the case with 
Philemon and Baucis, and in the Moretum of Virgil. 

"Quarters of pork (hams) salted and drying hang 
above the hearth, a rounded cheese with a blade of 
esparto grass run through its centre hangs suspended 
from the rafters and with it a bundle of fennel, well 
tied," and we may add to this little picture the scene 
from Petronius in which Oenothea mounts upon the 
rotten stool to take down a piece of dried hog s cheek, 
scored by a thousand slashes of a knife proverbially dull, 
a commodity coaeval with herself* 

However, let us pass by the display at the doors of 
the restaurant and enter the interior where we shall 
probably find little in keeping with the display outside. 

"No regard should be paid to such displays," re 
marks Seneca, "mere bait thrown to the buyer who 
enters the place but once before he finds that the mer 
chandise offered by the establishment is not at all in 
keeping with the samples hanging from above the doors." 

A glutton might have been well satisfied to have 
dined upon what was shown outside, but only a slave 
or some poverty stricken artisan would have been tempted 
by what was served inside an excellent commentary 
upon the character and commercial honesty of the exhibi 
tionists. Everything to put up a front show without 
substance. The kitchens of these restaurants were, of 
course, under the supervision of slaves, and the menu 
was neither delicate nor various. They served, for 
example, lupines for the Greek cynics, a variety of coarse 
peas which were boiled in a great quantity of water, the 
resultant mess being an agglutinous substance of so 
peculiar a consistency that the patron might have been 
equally correct in his table technique whether he drank 
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a variety of vegetable sold either in porridge or fried. 
These latter were held in great esteem by the commoners, 
and candidates for the higher political offices frequently 
served them on the streets, hoping thereby to influence 
the political destinies of their parties. It is probable 
that from this custom we have derived that villainous 
delicacy known as the campaign cigar, which, but for 
the smell when ignited, might have been mistaken for 
tobacco. Such services in old Rome were often provoc 
ative of more black eyes than votes. The small peddlers 
sold chick-peas under the arcades and porticoes and at 
the games, as ours today sell popcorn and peanuts. 
Horace mentions a fellow who devoured chick-peas and 
nuts during a performance at the theatre. The customer 
in the eating-house need not confine himself to the humble 
chick-pea, however, he could have a plate of beans served 
in their pods, raw cabbage, or even worse, cabbage which 
had been cooked twice (crambe recoctd) or (repetita), 
plenty of raw vegetables reeking with vinegar, and, on 
days of splendid extravagance, he might even establish 
contact with a boiled sheep s head. Delicacies such as 
these, as Juvenal has informed us, were consumed in the 
riotous company of cobblers, hog reeves, and the like, 
characters of the sort to round out the society of the 
place and give it the spice of infinite variety. Sometimes 
there were beets, the unsavory tang of which had to be 
tempered with a sauce made from pepper and wine: 

"To give the flavor to the wallowisli beets, the food 
of artisans, the cook always asks for wine and pepper." 
Martial Epigr. Lib. XHI, 13. 

Everything was highly seasoned, and rare indeed was 
the occasion when one would not almost have gagged 
himself with garlic and onions or some other garnish of 
an acid or peppery savor; some used asafoetida to fortify 
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Everything was prepared by the cook, the master 
of the house, his woman, or by a special servant known 
as the focaria (from /oca, a hearth), as the Digest in 
forms us* A kitchen furnace, set up against one of the 
walls of the establishment, served the purposes of a 
modern range, while four great vases or urns of baked 
clay were mortised into a space behind the table which 
formed the front. They contained the cold foods pre 
pared in advance and kept for any and all occasions. 
Behind the furnace, where the focaria labored at her 
tasks, were a series of stone or marble steps or terraces, 
three in number: on these steps were ranged the vases 
and measures used in the inn. The Digest contains a 
list of these vessels in which are found the following: 

Calices, round cups, ancones, vases shaped like a 
cone, trullae, ladles or scoops, the sextaria were vessels 
which contained the sixth part of a congeum; Plautus 
refers to them in the Pounulus. 

There were two back stalls in the establishment un 
covered at Pompeii. Mazois has made an exhaustive 
study of it and we avail ourselves of his labors and 
scholarship. It is possible that these rooms were de 
signed for vessels too huge to keep in the front, such, 
for instance, as the dolia, congiaria, and the like; diners 
were served there at two asses per capita, and all the 
idlers loafing about the establishment and rendering the 
proprietor an allegiance almost feudal had their reward 
of virtue in sitting down to table, welcoming the end of 
a perfect day, and spending a night in watching the 
posturings of a demi monde demi blonde dancer, some 
times to the harp, sometimes to the flute, or indulge 
their imaginations with obscene stories and puns. In 
the age of Ammianus Marcellinus (A. D. 360 circa), 
the cabaret was almost the only pastime of the pro 
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other shelter at night than that of the taverns, or the 
awnings stretched before the theatres; they gambled 
furiously with dice and made filthy noises with their 
nostrils." 

Let us conjure a picture of a Roman plebe out of the 
mists of the past; let us strip him of the glamour with 
which legend has invested him and see him as he actually 
was: he spent his nights on the wet straw of the Vela- 
brum, or in the Esquiline or the Suburra, and when 
morning dawned, he came shambling along to the stone 
benches at the gate, to shake off his dull torpor along 
with his vermin. The heat in the inns and lodging- 
houses was suffocating, and more comfort was to be had 
in the streets; the plebe was insufferably filthy in spite 
of the magnificent baths: here you see an exemplar of 
the rulers of the world! What then must have been the 
pot-houses which they frequented? The answer is easy: 
they swarmed with flies and mosquitoes, kept in motion 
by branches of laurel or palm, but the worst plague seems 
to have been the fleas. The gentle and soft spoken Pliny 
says, with becoming euphemism, "the insects jumping 
so during the summer, rendered the taverns unendur 
able," and of course he refers to the flea. Still, Pliny 
would never have entered such sanctuaries as those that 
shielded the proletariat. There were also "all night 
taverns " which Juvenal designated by the term pervigiles. 
We must remember that the ancient cities were unlighted 
by night, and their streets were generally narrower than 
civic pride of today would countenance: the satirist counts 
the doors of these all night taverns, the lights of which cut 
into the murk and bloom of the outside like a friendly 
beacon on a rocky lee shore. Their watchful windows 
saw everything that passed in the night, some unwary and 
unsuspicious loiterer saluted with chambered bile from 
a second or third story window; it is like the old times in 



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Edinburgh when garde lieu was the password to dry 
immunity. Did Strap find it so, or had Smollett read 
Juvenal s third satire? The taverns were always fur 
nished with substantial shutters, as were also the other 
shops at Rome; features which are still characteristic 
of all the native shops in romantic countries and their 
colonies- By means of these heavy shutters the owner 
could make himself and his reasonably secure against 
the night and the menaces it held over him. The doors 
were exceedingly heavy and were fastened by means of a 
system of chains and bolts: a small trap-door served as 
a peep-hole. Juvenal has described these fastenings in 
his third satire: 

And all is silent 

When the grating chains have clanked into place 
And the tavern is closed. 

Mazois, however, after an exhaustive study of the 
Pompeian inn of which we have already spoken, is far 
more minute in his descriptions: "The gate of the place," 
says he, "was made fast in a manner very like that in 
which the storehouses at Paris are secured: by means of 
a groove in the threshold of the door and of another 
complementaiy to it in the lintel of wood, they intro 
duced bars whose ends glided at once into these two 
grooves; a wooden bar was then placed behind the other 
bars to hold them immobile; and lastly, as the door 
turned upon a pivot, fastened itself in that manner and 
closed the opening into the place/* 

There were certain police regulations which forbade 
the taverns to remain open before certain hours or after 
a specified hour. Ammianus Marcellinus cites one such 
order issued by Ampelius, praefect of the city: in this 
instrument, the tavern-keepers are ordered not to open 
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On days of religious feasts, joyous festivals, or occa 
sions of public mourning, the taverns were compelled to 
remain closed. We know of few particular instances in 
which this was the case; we do not know the precise 
terms in which such injunctions were couched, but we 
do know that upon the occasion of an emperor s death, 
or that of any member of his family, these injunctions 
were especially severe and those who evaded this rescrip- 
tion were sometimes punished with death for their pains. 
Cassius Dio, the malignant historian of the senatorial 
order, has informed us that Caligula thus rewarded the 
supplications of a poor devil who had kept a hot drink 
emporium open on the day set aside for the funeral of 
the emperor s sister. The police made no distinctions 
between the tavern-keeper and the keeper of a ther- 
mopolium or hot water establishment. The regulation of 
Ampelius makes not the slightest distinction between 
them, and the restrictions which bound the tavern- 
keeper were no less binding upon the hot water seller; 
neither could open before the fourth hour. 

The thermopolia which we have already seen estab 
lished in Athens came to Rome along with the rest of 
the Greek world and when they came they also brought 
their own particular customs and usages. Their pro 
prietors conducted a sort of acid drink emporium, they 
might, in fact, almost be called lemonade sellers, sellers 
of decoctions of liquorice or other sweet flavors, and it 
is highly probable that there was a special local name 
for each class of drinks and for the establishment in 
which they were sold. A painting in color at Pompeii 
represents one of these drinks and it is distinctly yellow 
ish in color. 

The Romans were always fond of mellow wines, and 
also of other sweetened liquors, some of which were dis 
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towards thermopolia. In the time of Plautus such 
establishments were heavily patronized, not only by 
philosophers but also by all sorts and conditions of 
society. Nearly every character in the old dramatist 
may be said to have been at some time or other a guest 
of one of the thermopolia. In the Rudens, for instance, 
he makes one of his heroes, still dripping from ship 
wreck, say: "By Castor, but Neptune is a bather of the 
coldest. It s certain he had no hand in inventing thermo 
polia because his drinks are salty and cold as ice/* 

In the Pseudolus, a glutton cries out: "In drinking, 
there is so much spiced wine, so much boiled wine, so 
much must and hydromel that I commence to make an 
out and out thermopolium of my stomach/* 

And in the Three Penny Bit (Trinummus) another, 
after having swilled the same beverages to excess, re 
marks: "You have made a thermopolium of my gullet 
(thermopotasti guttur) .** 

These passages should suffice to show how the stalls 
of the venders of hot drinks were patronized, but in 
addition we may also cite one from the Cena Trimal- 
chionis: "A hot drink s as good as an overcoat/* The 
wines were often toned down with honey, perfumed with 
myrrh and spices, or fortified with some feebly acidulous 
excipient, as, for instance, the flavor of cedar, so much 
in favor in the France and Italy of the seventeenth cen 
tury. The lemonades still to be had in Naples, efferves 
cent or flat, were also to be obtained in the ancient 
thermopolia. While such beverages are not specifically 
mentioned by the classical authors, there are passages 
in Pliny and Martial which furnish inferential evidence 
that they were sold, and we possess one bit of evidence 
which is beyond challenge: the traces of liquor remain 
ing on the stone steps and in the vases in a hot drink 
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"Just within the great gate of the building where 
the traces of the vessels still remain upon the marble of the 
counter, and the steps upon which rested the measures; 
here we have evidence as to the real nature of the bever 
ages sold. In bringing the services of chemistry to our 
aid our doubts have been resolved. Such analysis points 
to acidulous drinks. At the door of the thermopolium 
are two benches exposed to the noonday sun to offer a 
comfortable loafing place in winter to the frequenters of 
the stall." 

The innovation of hot water drinks had not been 
long introduced in Rome before it became very popular 
with both patrician and plebe. The patrician affected 
to perfume his drink with spices, such as myrrh, cinna 
mon, saffron, and the like, and a very curious passage in 
Lucan s Pharsalia speaks of the jets of such perfumes 
(saffron), which spurted out and perfumed not only the 
air but also the breath of the theatre patrons. The 
patrician wanted his water hot, and, though he did not, 
and would not, demean himself by drinking from vessels 
other than the most expensive and beautiful, the com 
moner contented himself with the kernel of the matter 
by having recourse to common clay. The patrician had 
a decided preference for artificially cooled beverages and 
made use of snow for refrigerating purposes. There is 
a supposition that the rarest of these vases, I refer to 
the murrhine, which Petronius Arbiter is said to have 
smashed to prevent its falling into the hands of Nero 
after its owner s suicide, had, within itself, the property 
of communicating some exquisite essence to whatever 
decoction was being digested in its opalescent depths, 
and some are of the opinion that there is a connection 
between the myrrh of antiquity and the properties said 
to have been inherent in this vase. There seems to be 
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myrrh of antiquity. It is composed of three huge 
sections of opal: the first forms the cup, the second 
the stem and the third the base. The cup is about nine 
and one-half inches high and about six inches in diam 
eter at its greatest measurement. An. exquisitely carved 
swan s head dips into the bowl, a lovely allegorical allu 
sion, and the bottom is chased with geometrical designs 
perfect throughout. The Prince of Biscari has written 
a monograph on the cup, which merits the study of all 
experts in porcelains and vessels. If we are safe in 
assuming that this exemplar is in fact genuine, the long 
mooted question of murrhine vases may be regarded as 
settled: they were of opal, and not of sardonyx or chal 
cedony, and they may have been steeped for years in 
tincture of myrrh to give them the exquisite qualities 
with which tradition has endowed them. In bringing this 
brief dissertation on murrhine vases to a close, I should 
add that the base of the exemplar described is about 
four inches in diameter, the stem about two and one- 
half inches in length, and the greatest diameter of the 
stem is about one and one-quarter inches. 

Nor should we omit mentioning the liot drinks which 
were served in the thermopolia at Rome as well as at 
Athens, drinks which derived their names from Hellas. 
This was one of the first indications of their commerce 
and its scope. This hot drink service had not been long 
introduced at Rome before it had become as popular with 
the patrician as with the plebeian. The nobleman 
affected to perfume his posset with spices such as myrrh, 
cinnamon, saffron, and the like, and two very interesting 
passages attest the importance which had come to be 
accorded these adventitious excipients. Lucan in his 
Pharasalia speaks of the jets of saffron which spurted 
from devices in the theatres and perfumed the foyer and 
the breath of the patrons of the establishment, and 







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Petronius speaks of cinnamon as having displaced 
essences far more worthy, if a trifle more domestic. The 
patrician wanted his water hot and he rarely demeaned 
his dignity by drinking from vessels other than the most 
costly, whereas the commoner had to content his inclin 
ations with mugs of clay baked to the hardness of tile* 
The wealthy also had a decided preference for cool bever 
ages and used snow for refrigerating purposes. Huge 
pits were dug and the snow was stored up against the 
arrival of the hot season. A Roman, to get the right 
temperature, would mix very hot and very cold liquids, in 
accordance with Greek usage, and he imagined that by 
this technique, he was enabled to get the finest and 
subtlest tang which could be extracted. Aristaenetus has 
elegantly described the practice which, to modern tastes, 
would seem to be unhygienic, to say the least. 

Ice or snow was heaped up upon the tables beside the 
steaming drinks, and Pliny the Elder, in one of those 
phrases of ostentatious antithesis which he loves to use, 
remarks, with epigrammatic force: "Snow they drink 
as well as ice, and their voluptuousness imposes a punish 
ment upon mountains/* Seneca, in his Questiones Natu- 
rales, speaks in the same manner and to the same purpose* 
"See them, they are feeble, wrapped up in their mantles, 
sitting in the hall, pale and sick, not only drinking the 
snow, but eating it as well, and throwing the lumps out of 
their cups when they can drink no more." 

With such a demand it was but natural that there 
should arise at Rome a retail trade in refrigerants. They 
had an excellent example on which to go, if we are to 
believe Athenaeus. 

" Charles of Mitylene, in his History of Alexander, has 
told us how we are to proceed in order to keep snow, when 
he is relating the siege of the Indian city of Petra. For 
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one another, and filled them with snow, and then he 
heaped on the snow branches of oak; for in that way snow 
would last a long time." (Lib. iii, 97.) 

A passage in Seneca also deals with the early history 
of refrigeration and refrigerants: "The Lacedaemo 
nians," says he, "hunted down the perfumers and ordered 
them to quit their territories without delay, because they 
had spoiled the oils, they who had operated these store 
houses, these snow depots, these beasts of burden em 
ployed to transport the aqueous blocks whose savor and 
color suffered from the straw that covered them ! So easy 
it is to assuage the thirst of health!* 5 

There is little doubt that the wealthy had their icemen 
and their dealers in fresh sea foods who insured the quality 
of the product sold, and we ought not to be astonished 
that refrigeration had come to play an important part in 
domestic life when we reflect that rare fish were trans 
ported immense distances in the water of their native 
haunts and arrived at the table alive and in perfect con 
dition* What applied to the establishments of the 
wealthy would also perforce apply to the sumptuous 
dining-rooms which they frequented, and if we find scanty 
mention of such refinements in the inns and taverns it is 
to be attributed to the haughty exclusiveness of the 
patrician class that entertained its cronies and the in 
struments of its pleasure and lubricity in its own sump 
tuous establishments where there were no ten command 
ments and where the most voracious thirst could and 
would be quenched temporarily by complete coma, an 
utter disgust for food and wine, a feeling that included 
women, and life itself. When a parvenu such as we 
have in mind uses his peacock feather to permit further 
exercise of the sense of taste it is either at home or in the 
house of a friend or host. 

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noble, which Lycon has drawn for posterity. Our 
Athenian, as was the case with many of the senators at 
Rome, was what we would call in modern times a solitary 
drinker, although he frequently debauched himself in 
company. He would totter, from the chamber where he 
slept to the chamber where he drank, and back again* 
To have gone to a cabaret would have been wearisome 
and a disgrace. He spared himself the trouble of coming 
home, and by so doing, saved his vanity from the con 
tempt and the grins of the populace as well. 

** Stupefied by excesses," says Lycon, "the dreamer 
slowly awakens from the torpor which indigestion and the 
incontinence of his waking hours have prolonged until 
noon; his eyes puffed with wine, clouded with humors, are 
scarcely able to endure the light of day for some little 
time after his discomfort has aroused him. He is sensible 
of extreme f aintness as though his veins contained wine 
instead of blood, and he finds it beyond his power to lift 
himself up without support. At last, leaning upon two 
slaves, faint as though worn out by his slumber, he dons 
a simple tunic without an outer robe; clad in slippers as 
though just getting out of bed, his head wrapped up to 
protect hi from the cold, his neck stooped, knees weak, 
color pale, he sets his yawning course from the bed 
chamber to the hall in which he will recline to banquet 
his friends and drink with them; there he will find certain 
convivial familiars of whom he is the chief, and who are 
animated by the same passions that move him. He 
hastens to expel by drinking some of the collywobbles 
with which his black melancholy has been deepened and 
embittered; he strives to regain a little of the animation 
and spirit of the rest, provoking them to drink and mock 
ing their lack of capacity, believing that as much credit 
is to be had from such an engagement as from one on the 
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comes and it goes, the fumes of the wine obscure all eyes 
and sets them all to weeping; every guest is drunk, recog 
nizing neither himself nor anyone else; without the slight 
est cause one gets into an altercation with his neighbor, 
another would sleep but is forced to remain awake, a 
third, even as was the case with the heroes of Petronius/ 
attempts to make his escape and evade his troubles and 
his tormentors only to be brought back by the porter who 
has prevented him from leaving. By and by, another is 
ignominiously thrown out of doors; he totters, but his 
slave catches him and leads him off, and as he staggers 
along, he lets his cloak fall into the mud of the street. At 
last, our guttler is left alone in the room, monarch of all 
he surveys, nor does he quit the cup until he falls asleep 
with it in his hand or at his mouth, then weaving drunk- 
enly, he has escaped from himself, and is asleep/* 

Vastly different, this illustrious glutton who debases 
himself in secret orgies, from the man of the people, 
whether at Rome or elsewhere. The politician, if he 
indulged himself at all, would do so in the taverns and 
inns, where he could cater to publicity by treating* There 
his wit and good nature would have free scope, his delight 
lay in numbers, he is a past master at putting indigence 
at ease and winning the confidence of the out-at-elbow 
rabble; blustering and roistering fit well into his designs 
and further his interests. Such a politician would hold 
his daily banquets in the popinae, on the occasion of a law 
suit, an election, and the like, to the accompaniment of 
the thousand noises of the Forum. At night he might 
indulge in one of the nympheae, in the name of the 
republic or the emperor, and lastly, on those occasions 
when the members of a century came together at table 
the scene was usually laid in one of the fine and sumptuous 
public halls set aside for the purpose. There he could 
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decorative splendor, a willing worshiper of the god of 
things as they ought to be. These were great days for 
the commoner; his entertainment cost him nothing and 
he revelled in luxury and riot at the expense of policy. 
On occasions such as these, he could compare his lot to 
that of the great patrician, and the silver from which he 
ate and drank was but an added sop to political indirec 
tion and expediency. There is a passage excellently to 
the point in the Treatise on Rhetoricians, addressed to 
Herennius, and attributed to Cicero, though it scarcely 
seems worthy of the best powers of that orator. We 
have here a very curious adventure, such an example of 
ostentation and bigoted vanity as Shakespeare or Moli&re 
might have envied. As a portrayal of Roman false 
pretenses it has few equals and it must have been traced 
by the hand of a master. In translating the episode we 
wish to call attention to the fact that it is a mine of in 
formation upon our subject and it may have been in 
Quevedo s mind when he drew his Hablador. Hie char 
acter is the true and unmistakable ancestor of all the 
poseurs who have come after him. An advocate is speak 
ing, probably one of the lumpy faced vulture species who 
haunted the Forum or the Market for Stolen Goods* 
Petronius has furnished us with an exquisite portrait of 
such a lawyer in his story of the stolen mantle. He it is 
who dresses down our fine gentleman, a debtor unable to 
pay, and certainly in no frame of mind to discuss the 
obligation, especially with such a specimen of humanity. 
The battle between Shylock and D Artignan will ever be 
one of the most amusing and instructive* 

"Look at the fellow/* says the lawyer, "he wants to 
pass for a rich man. How proud he is ! See how he looks 
down on us, as if to say: * If it is not too much trouble 
I may give you what you want/ And when he takes his 
mantle up with his left hand he imagines all the world is 



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dazzled by the gleam of his jewels and the glitter of his 
gold ring. Then he calls the only slave he owns, I know 
this, but you do not, he calls .him first by one name and 
then by another. Here, Saimio/ says he, "come here, 
see to it that these barbarians don t annoy me by crowd 
ing around ; he would have strangers think that he has 
chosen his slave from a crowd of them. He orders him 
to place couches before the tables, he tells him to go to 
his uncle and demand an Ethiopian to accompany him 
to the baths, or to lead a fine saddle horse to his door, or 
to prepare some fragile and tinselled pomp for his false 
glory. Then, in the hearing of all present, make sure 
the silver is all accounted for before night, if possible/ and 
the slave, well knowing the character of his master makes 
answer, If your highness wants the stuff counted in a 
single day, you should send several slaves/ * Very well, 
go and attend to it and take Libanus and Sosia with you. 
I want the thing done/ It once came about that certain 
gentlemen waited upon him, gentlemen who had enter 
tained him handsomely when he was travelling. He was 
a little put out because of this, but even then he did not 
recede from the evil propensity of his nature. * You have 
done well to come/ said he, but you would have done 
even better had you come to me straight away/ *We 
would have done that/ was the reply, if we had known 
where your house was/ That is easily remedied, come 
along with me/ They followed him. In the meantime, 
all his talk was taken up with ostentation and boasting. 
He lectured them on the state of the crops and informed 
them that he no longer went to his country places because 
all the houses were destroyed and he had not ventured 
to rebuild at Tusculum where he was even then restoring 
an ancient villa on its old foundations. As he was telling 
them this, he led them into a house where he was known 
to the owner and where he knew there was to be a ban- 



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quet. * Here s where I m staying/ he informed them* 
Then he fell to examining all the silverware in sight, he 
inspected the table which was ready set and expressed his 
satisfaction with everything. A slave came and in 
formed him privately that the master had arrived, and 
asked him to go about his business. Well, come along, 
friends/ said he, c my brother has just arrived from 
Salernum, and I want to meet him on the road. Please 
be good enough to return at the tenth hour/ The 
strangers took their departure and he hastened away to 
hide in his own house. Then, at the appointed hour, as 
he had stipulated, they returned. They inquired for 
him and learned who really owned the mansion. They 
retired, in confusion, to an inn. Next day they found the 
fellow. They told him what had happened. They ex 
postulated with him. They accused him. He made 
answer that they had mistaken either the house or the 
street and that he had waited for them till far into the 
night. He then commissioned Sannio his slave boy to 
get vases, vestments, and slaves together. The Kttle 
servant, who did not lack ability, acquitted himself nobly 
and his master led his guests home. One of the finest 
houses was being prepared for a wedding and he told them 
he had loaned it to a friend who was to be the groom* 
His slave demanded the silver, for he was terrified at 
having acceded to the request. Away with him/ said 
he, I ve loaned him my house, I ve given him my slaves, 
does he want my silver into the bargain? notwithstanding 
the fact that I too have guests? Well, let him have it, 
we will be beautifully served on Samian ware in spite of 
him/ " (Lib. IV, 50 and 51.) 

Mention should also be made of the fact that the 
caterers of such banquets as those of which we have 
spoken were no less vain and boastful, no less difficult to 
manage than the parasite whom we have described. For 



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many years they had little or no consideration, but with 
the decline of republican severity and austerity, the calling 
which had formerly been regarded as vile (vilissimum 
antiquis mancipium is the expression used by Kivy), 
came more and more into prominence with increase of 
luxury and the questionable refinement of the standards 
of living, and the haughty patrician was compelled per 
force to put up with more abuse and insolence from his 
cook and his caterer than would have been thought pos 
sible. Insolence was the order of the day, but a good 
cook, then as now, was difficult to obtain and it was 
thought worth all the inconvenience if he could be held. 
The stern age that had produced a Cincinnatus or a 
Fabius was above giving the slightest consideration to 
such matters, but when Rome had succumbed to the tastes 
and refinement of Lucullus, and the age of gluttony had 
dawned, slaves who were specialists in catering and cook 
ing were very costly, more so in fact than those serving 
as short-hand writers or copyists. One hundred thousand 
ases was by no means an exorbitant price for a slave 
with such qualifications, in witness whereof I would 
cite the figure at which Sallust purchased the famous 
Dama, who had formerly been the property of Nomen- 
tanus. Whenever an elaborate entertainment was in 
prospect it was necessary to procure the services of some 
such caterer at once, and by any means necessary to 
insure the desired result, and the host often had to bear 
in silence the insolence of a specialist who knew his craft 
was indispensable. It was never the custom to haggle 
over the price which such a culinary artist set on his 
services, and this was especially true if the prospective 
employee had received the title "archimagirus," carried 
in his belt the traditional carving knife, and commanded 
a numerous horde of scullions. Those who haggled, or 
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lowest terms by some cook of nine days* experience, and 
the waste accruing from his ministrations was staggering. 
AsPlautushasit: 

"That fellow s a nine-day cook; on the ninth day 
He will go about his business cooked/ 3 

The explanation lies in the Roman customs at funerals. 
The scullions prepared the lentils and porridge on the 
ninth day after a funeral, and another explanation a 
trifle more recondite is that they were competent to 
prepare the repasts during the nine days following a 
funeral when their employers would not be so testy as 
usual. On the tenth day, however, tragedy was certain 
to stalk abroad in the land, and the consequences of red- 
eyed fury suffering from indigestion could only be pre 
vented by the hasty departure of the entire kitchen staff. 

We need not speak of the cooks and scullions in the 
establishments of the small vendors of sausages (botularii) 
who ran hither and yon with their smoking ovens (toma- 
cula fumantia), as Martial aptly calls them: 

"You are a buffoon, Caecilius. You are like the fellow 
who sells pea soup to the idle crowd, like the vile boys of 
the sellers of salt, like the hoarse cook who carries smok 
ing sausages in his pans." (Lib. 1, 42.) 

Hawkers of short-order food stuffs went among the 
crowds in the streets, in the porticoes and arcades, in the 
tiers of seats in the amphitheatre, in fact, wherever there 
was a prospect of business, and peddled their wares. 
There were also portable ovens for bread, and one of the 
keenest memories which the writer has of old Seville and 
other Spanish cities is the high, resonant singsong cry 
P A N, that echoed and re-echoed in the dim dark 
ness of the narrow and crooked streets where the acoustics 
were excellent and the echoes persisted long after their 
cause had vanished in the distance* It is as much a 



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survival of culture as is the custom of advertising lodgings 
by twining palm fronds or newspapers around the baran- 
illas under Spanish windows; a usage which goes back to 
the Middle Ages and which, in its primal simplicity, 
meant sanctuary. Had one but the leisure and the space, 
he could write an entire chapter on such survivals as had 
their inception in taverns and inns. 

As such peddlers continually encroached upon the 
preserves of the proprietors of eating-houses and thermo- 
polia there was perpetual hostility between the factions 
they represented. No gathering could escape the atten 
tions of these peripatetic hucksters, who promptly betook 
themselves and their stocks in trade to the meeting. 
The eating-house keeper and his vassals would then make 
a sortie upon the enemy and attempt to drive them to a 
stand in front of the inn or tavern. It might have been 
thought that these petty dealers were in Seneca s mind 
when he coined the term " institores popinarum," hawkers 
of the eating-houses. The strident cries of these retailers 
in merchandising their wares were among the causes 
which contributed to the perpetual noisy uproar of Rome. 
And in all this garish hurlyburly not the least strident 
were the cries of the ragged old hags who sold herbs, she 
who led Encolpius into evil ways, as described by Petro- 
nius, and she of whom Persius speaks en passant crying 
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CHAPTER XV. 

The adventure of a Roman parasite The age of gluttony Hawkers 
of food everywhere Caesar Germanicus suppresses the traffic The 
wines of Italy sold by the slave* of the producers Lucullus distributes 
100,000 casks of wine Roman rogues Aurdian takes charge of wine 
markets Dilution of wines Women condemned for drinking during 
Early Republic Barber shops as meeting places. 

The baths were always in a state of turmoil and up 
roar, due to the limited space and the numbers congre 
gating there. For a long time Seneca lodged in the first 
story of one of these establishments, and, amongst a 
myriad of discordant sounds, he was never able to forget 
the cries of the eating-house keepers and their rivals, and 
he has informed us with a certain touch of grim humor 
that their calls topped the very gamut of discord. " There 
are," says mine author, "the diverse clamors of the 
pastry sellers, the pork butchers, the confectioners, and 
also the yells of all whose trade was based upon tavern 
patronage, and each and every one to sell his wares 
affected a particular tone and modulation." These petty 
merchants of ancient Rome have perpetuated their calling 
to our own times. We see them in Naples, selling 
macaroni, ravioli, and other food pastes; we see them 
after nightfall in the British Isles, selling fried potatoes 
and fish, each commodity in its greasy wrapper of brown 
paper; but in some cases the peripatetic oven has been 
mounted upon wheels. One who has lived in Naples, 
especially in bohemian quarters in the art colony, needs 
only to cast a glance at the picture reproduced at the end 
of this chapter to see that, aside from changes in raiment, 
Herculaneum and Parthenope (the ancient name for 
Naples) differed but little from the modern city in the 



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matter of selling food stuffs. The dealer is seen, standing 
in front of his smoking utensil which is mounted upon a 
tripod; he is a macaroni vendor to the life in everything 
except clothing, and, were his hands tied, he* too, would 
be dumb. 

We do not know whether the delicacies esteemed by 
the inhabitants of the realm of Naples were a happy 
importation, or were naturalized at Rome, nor do we 
know whether the petty dealers held their stocks in 
common, and sold them to the men on the street; nor do 
we know whether they had a guild which would have given 
them enough power to meet the competition of their 
rivals; but one thing is certain: their industry was re 
warded and their patronage extensive, their wares were 
exhibited in every quarter of the city. 

Some chose stations under the porticoes, near a pillar, 
and, to advertise their presence, they garlanded the 
column with bottles fastened to a chain. This, in im 
pudent defiance of the tavern keeper and his modest 
branch of ivy or bush. Others of greater hardihood, who 
were not afraid to beard their enemies even more openly, 
betook themselves to the Cupedinarum forum (the forum 
of the confectioners) and braved without blenching the 
fury of the greater merchants, laying hold of their cus 
tomers like any Bleeker-street vendor of second-hand 
clothing. They ran about in the crowds before the booths 
of the fishmongers, butchers, sellers of sweetmeats, 
poultry merchants, inviting their customers to come and 
sample their wares, and, according to Terence, they 
found, in each calling, a means to advance their own 
interests. 

There must have been cause for great rejoicing among 
the tavern keepers and other retail dealers when, in the 
times of Martial, Caesar Germanicus, under pretext of 
clearing the streets of impediments to traffic, promulgated 




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a decree which gave the death blow to all peddlers who 
had fattened at the expense of established business. 
Martial has addressed an epigram to Germanicus on this 
occasion, and given us much information on Rome and 
the conditions in that city: 

"The audacious shop-keepers had robbed us of the 
entire city, usurping even our thresholds. You, Ger 
manicus, have ordered the narrow streets to be widened, 
and former paths to become roads. Now, no pillars are 
draped with chained bottles, nor is the praetor obliged to 
walk in the midst of the mud. No razor is rashly wielded 
in the midst of a crowd, nor are the public ways cluttered 
with kitchens. Barber, tavern keeper, cook-shop -and 
butcher-shop keep on their own thresholds. Rome exists 
now: formerly, it was simply a huge shop." (Lib. 
VII, 61.) 

This epigram of Martial has been taken seriously to 
heart by the authorities of other cities, and all have 
profited by the example. 

One usage there was, which has become obsolete in 
France except in such wine producing provinces as 
Champagne, but which persists to this day in Italy and 
Greece, and that is a method of disposing of the vintage 
by means of a slave or servant of the proprietor, at the 
house of the latter, and under his supervision. 

Such establishments are to be seen at both Naples and 
Florence, often as an important adjunct to the most im 
pressive properties. The servant stands in his little stall 
and sells the wine which belongs to his master. You 
do not enter as though it were a tavern, but come to a 
wicket through which you pass your empty bottle and 
your money; a few moments later your bottle returns to 
you full. According to Savage, Leo XII was of a mind 
to set this fashion of wine selling in Rome because of the 
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as it was bitterly opposed. The Romans under the popes 
were not desirous of being reminded in that manner of 
their republican ancestors and of those under the empire. 
In ancient times the bulk of the vintages of Italy was 
retailed in the manner which we have just described. 
Many such places have been uncovered at Pompeii. 
The booth communicated with the house of the owner 
and the latter exercised his authority and superintended 
the business carried on. The slave in charge of such a 
booth was called "caupo" just as was the tavern keeper. 
A wealthy property holder might have several such 
booths on his premises, and the amount of the vintage 
was considered in rating him commercially for credit. 
In the case of the very rich landowners, inns were main 
tained on an elaborate scale and in places such as these the 
traveller could find food and lodging as well, and he was 
safer than in establishments not under the patrician s 
control. Martial, writing to Bassus concerning the 
country place of a nobleman, adduces as a bit of evidence 
showing the prosperity of the owner, that the slave who 
sold wines had no leisure in which to pine away in sloth. 
Hence it follows that such stalls must have been highly 
profitable to the owner. The great proprietors rarely 
permitted themselves to be annoyed with all the petty 
details of business. It is true that Trimalchio s coadjutor 
read aloud at table the various business undertakings in 
course of completion, and the gossip pertaining to the 
estates, but this was satire of the finest. Trimalchio did 
not even know that the Gardens of Pompeii had been 
purchased for his account and demanded to be kept 
better informed in the future, a wonderful touch of real 
ism. Nevertheless, the great landowners did take a keen 
interest in property titles and heavy transactions in 
wines and foodstuffs, and the procurer in the Pseudolus 
of Plautus sends a wealthy merchant to his Hedyle to be 



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fleeced, Alciphron has several such passages to the same 
purpose. We are justified in suspecting that Crassus was 
engaged in huge deals in which wines and commodities 
were involved. The edict promulgated by him two years 
before the death of Marius, during his censorship with 
Lucius Julius Caesar, prohibiting thereafter the sale of 
wine of Amineum, one of the finest vintages of Italy, and 
those of Greece, at the low price of 8 ases the amphora, 
bears eloquent testimony of the statement made above. 
Whether the decree was inspired by local producers in 
league with the authorities, producers whose products 
could not compete with better merchandise at such a 
price, or by farsighted political expediency designed to 
enable the master politician to outrival the luxuries of 
Lucullus after his return from Asia, is not known. We do 
know that Lucullus distributed 100,000 casks of wine to 
the people when he returned to Italy; and we also know 
that Crassus was instrumental in having the import tax 
law passed, and it is axiomatic that imposts are never 
free from self-interest, at bottom* 

Cato himself, notwithstanding his austerity, was in 
volved in certain business transactions, but anony 
mously; he acted through a freedman in his dealings with 
the greatest rascals in Rome, and it is to be hoped that 
his factor was their equal in finesse. 

"And of old Cato the tale is told 

That often his virtue he warmed with wine, " 

says Horace. More power to him, says the author. 
There are not lacking features of the traffic in wines and 
foods that convince an impartial observer that the 
Arbiter may have had two strings to his bow in satirizing 
the aediles for their collusion with the bakers. Freedmen 
acting in the interests of powerful patricians enjoyed a 
degree of immunity which left them little to fear. The 



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churlish gate-keepers (portitores) of Rome took careful 
precautions against inconveniencing such gentry by an 
over-meticulous scrutiny of garment, person, or cart, and 
the lure of gold quieted the uneasy suspicions of official 
authority. One might almost compare an inexperienced 
gate-keeper of old Rome with a young naval officer 
exercising his first commissioned authority as officer of 
the deck on a battleship. There the watchword is "do 
not molest the admiral s domestics." Mercury was the 
god of thieves and diplomats, and he had also enrolled 
many officials in the lists of his priesthood. The spectacle 
afforded by the rigid censor on the one hand and the 
rascally vintner on the other, each, perhaps, playing into 
the other s hands, each holding a club over the other s 
head, must have afforded the keenest humor to any 
bystander knowing all the facts. The wine sellers and 
oil vendors suffered alike for their pains, although the 
rigor of authority was directed principally against the 
latter, as they had less protection. Their improbity has 
passed into a proverb : they were hand and glove together. 
"They all make a compact like the oil sellers in the 
Velabrum." 

The aediles punished smuggling, but the cultus of 
Mercury also dealt with malefactors, and the penalties 
imposed by the latter were inflicted upon all who trafficked 
in flagrant and fraudulent offenses: on cabaret keeper 
and oil seller alike, although the latter frequently revisited 
their reputation for commercial malfeasance on the heads 
of the innkeepers. A passage in the Captivi of Plautus 
will enable us to judge of the punishment inflicted by the 
priest of Mercury upon a rogue more indurated still. It 
ended with a proverb which pilloried public morality, 
and the ends of justice were rarely reached. The prac 
tise developed the Lex Talionis to a high degree of effi 
ciency. The punishment actually consisted of a denun- 



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elation at the hands of the priest of Mercury. The 
tavern keeper, a shameless adulterator, a vendor of more 
commodities than the vintner, was punished, therefore, 
because he had sinned. But the evil, the inadequateness 
of the penalty, remained, and our retailer finds himself 
purified after the ewer has been emptied over his head, 
even as the sinner after baptism. He was then ready to 
begin all over again. Ovid describes this purification in 
his Fasti, and quotes the prayer of the penitent during 
the imposition of the sentence. After having besought 
Mercury to pardon him for having misrepresented his 
wares, he begs the god to pass upon whatever he sells so 
he can lie again: 

"Purify me of perjuries past, that the gods may not 
occupy themselves with my concerns if I lie but a little; 
vouchsafe me certain profits, and when they shall have 
accrued, permit me to enjoy them, and make my patrons 
believe my words when they buy." 

The public complained for years of the dearness of 
wine and its vile quality. Mercury did not punish the 
vintners. He found his godhead in a difficult situation. 
To have penalized the guilty would have resulted in a loss 
to his priesthood, as their emoluments would have been 
curtailed. Under Augustus, matters such as these were 
taken to the emperor, but little account was made of 
them. The sarcastic banter of Octavian was equal to any 
occasion and it is reported that he answered a thirsty 
plebe that Agrippa, his son-in-law, had already taken 
active measures to avert death from thirst in watching 
carefully over the spouts of the public fountains, and 
that consequently the complaint could not be based upon 
fact. Tiberius, Claudius, Nero, and Domitian paid more 
regard to the exactions of the vintners, and under Pescen- 
nius Niger the legions voiced their complaints against 
being deprived of wine. "What!" says he, with biting 



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sarcasm, "you demand wine with the Nile at your feet!" 
The troops which were defeated by the Moors had met 
the situation as follows: "We have not been provided 
with our rations of wine; we cannot fight." The response 
this time was more mordant still: "You should blush 
with shame, because those who have taken your measure 
drink only water." 

During the reign of Aurelian these complaints per 
sisted and that prince at last made it a point of law. 
He decreed wine should be placed on the free list with 
bread, oil, meat, and pork. He ordered the vast and 
well wooded plains which extended to the maritime 
Alps be acquired and cleared; that the hillsides 
might be set with vines to be cared for by numerous 
familia of slaves to be established in the country* The 
wine produced by this experiment was to be disposed of 
only by the public treasury, and disbursed, free of im 
posts, to the people. After this, it was merely a question 
of computing the daily rations, "facta erat ratio dochae, 
cuparum, navium, et operum," remarks Vopiscus: when 
Aurelian listened to the wise advice of his praetorian 
praefect, who told him: "If we issue wine to the Roman 
people today, we shall be forced to serve them with geese 
and chickens tomorrow." The advice was prudent, and 
the gratuitous distribution was thereupon suppressed. 
Thereafter Aurelian contented himself with selling in the 
porticos of the temple of the Sun such vintages as had 
been exempted from imposts or seized by the Roman 
customs officers as the result of fraud or smuggling 
(fiscalia vina). Although his biographer tells us nothing 
on the point, he doubtless sold the merchandise at prices 
lower than the market. When an emperor puts the 
government in business, the chief loser, aside from the 
government, would, of course, be the tavern keeper, 
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were thus able to purchase better wines at a lower price; 
and Aurelian, to indemnify them for not making free 
distribution of such commodities and thus putting a 
premium upon nonproduction, issued to them white 
tunics of African cloth and Egyptian linen, and, perhaps, 
handkerchiefs, such as had not been seen until then. 

The place given over to the sale of wines, in ancient 
towns, in Italy and France as well, in Rome and in Lyons, 
was a large empty space surrounded with little buildings 
(cenabae), in which the merchants did business. The 
wine market at St. Bernard, with its little booths, each 
numbered and bearing on its fagade the name of the 
merchant occupying the premises, is an ideal illustration. 
The forum vinarium of ancient towns differed little from 
this example. All that is conveyed to a Frenchman by 
the term "March au Vin" (wine market) would have 
been found in the Roman forerunner of that institution 
of the middle ages, little larger than was necessary to 
house the press. 

The wine merchants, whose corporation was recon 
stituted by Alexander Severus, upon what grounds we 
do not know, used these little cenabae as the centres from 
which they did their business. In them lay the origin of 
those shops of Italy which we now know as canove or 
cantine. An inscription in Gruter s collection informs 
us as to their establishment in Lyons in cenabis con- 
sistentium. In the same collection there is another 
further along in which mention is made of the cenabenses, 
the loafers around wineshops; the inscription deals with 
a temple consecrated to the fortune of the emperor and 
the protecting genius of the vintners* gild: 

Fortunae Augustae sacrum, et genio canabensiuin 
Sacred to the inperial fortune and to the genius of 
the vintners. 



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The affairs transacted in these cenabae at Rome were 
of considerable magnitude, for there was much wine 
drunk in Italy, and the vintages numbered about eighty. 
Without taking count of the synthetic products, such as 
mulsum (a mixture of Falernian and honey), Italy alone 
produced about fifty varieties of wine. We do not include 
within our estimate the spiced beverages and aromatic 
drinks, nor those perfumed with verbena, calamus, 
myrrh, aloes, and the like, or even those vile mixtures 
such as blitum which were made on the spot by the land 
lord. 

Some of these which we have seen flowing in torrents 
in the taverns, where the art of the vintner had rendered 
them even viler than they were before, were of a detest 
able quality. Their bitter taste in the mouth, the tongue 
thickened by their acridness, they could be freely damned 
even as the Greek Cineas, in observing the loftiness of the 
trellised vines by which they were produced, remarked: 
"Hey would do well to hang the mother of such wines 
as high/ Others there were, however, which differed 
greatly from these vile plebeian vintages; among such 
were the wines of Vaticani or of Nomentani, in which 
qualities no less rare than exquisite were inherent; tart 
ness, highly flavored and haunting bouquet, and a tempered 
ardour. With Falernian every reader of Horace and 
Martial has been long familiar; there was also Caecubian 
no less generous and no less celebrated, although greater 
pains had to be taken with it and it had to be aged more to 
get the finest results; the true imperial wine of Italy, how 
ever, was the Setian, which was also a better stomachic 
than either of the preceding and was long the favorite 
at the court of Augustus and probably of Tiberius and 
Caligula as well. The wines of Sorrentum were long 
esteemed as tonics for disordered stomachs and very 
helpful as an aid to digestion, but which, worse luck, had 



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to age for about twenty-five years before they were at 
their best maturity; and lastly the sweet wines of Alba 
esteemed for frayed nerves. They were dry wines and 
were better than Falernian, and agreeable and gentle 
tonics for the stomach and digestion. 

These were the precious wines, the vintages which 
required careful nursing, and which would bear not the 
slightest neglect from the time of picking the grapes till 
the moment when, gushing and foaming from the pressure 
of the press and turned into the huge dolia, remaining 
therein thirty days, stirred without intermission with rods 
of elm to prevent the lees from depositing on the inside; 
lastly drawn off to clarify and often rendered more limpid 
still by the aid of pigeon eggs broken into them. 

Thus prepared, thus placed in the best state for 
preservation and keeping, they were decanted, not like 
inferior wines into leathern bottles and wineskins (culei), 
but into puncheons (cadi) of terra cotta which probably 
had a capacity of about six and one-half gallons; into 
amphorae of a like capacity, or even into little vessels 
(graeca testa) as Horace calls them (Lib. I, 20) which, 
on account of their elegant form, added on that account 
to the price of the wine which they contained. Such 
vessels were hermetically sealed with a cork which had 
been first dipped into boiling pitch. There was usually 
an inscription on the neck of the vessel which told the 
year of the vintage, and usage gave the name of the consul 
of the year in which the wine was made to the wine itself. 
Petronius speaks of Opiniam and Horace of wine of 
Manlius s consulate, incidentally giving us at the same 
time the year of his own birth (Lib. HI, 21). After the 
vessels had been carefully stoppered, the casks and 
amphorae especially, they were deposited carefully on 
end on a bed of fine sand in the cella vineria, a sort of 
little cellar, or in a cool shed (horreum). If they were all 



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small and of equal capacity, of an elegant and graceful 
form like the testa graeca for example, they were kept 
under guard in the hall or house, disposed in niches 
arranged in the walls, even as we have seen in the taverns 
and pimping houses in Plautus, where we were reminded 
that the pitch legends could sometimes serve as love 
letters. 

In the taverns, therefore, we need feel little surprise at 
failing to discover such niches holding vessels such as we 
have spoken of; because, ordinarily, such establishments 
were not frequented by the classes who could afford to 
purchase vintages so rare and costly, but by the poorer 
elements who had little opportunity to taste the Setian 
or Caecubian wines but who, on the other hand, were 
habituated to the cheap concoctions and synthetic forti 
fications which the landlord provided. The patrician 
left the plebe to wallow in his own drunkenness and filth 
in these public houses, but for himself, his house was well 
furnished with everything his tastes could remind him of, 
and his cellar abounded with the rarest and costliest wines 
of Italy and the Grecian archipelago. His stock of wines 
was not limited to his cellars but often took up more room 
still and was stowed in ranks and rows even in the atrium 
of the house. Rank and quality in wine was carefully 
noted by ticket, pitch legend, and by the position in which 
it was placed. 

One apartment in the house there was, however, 
where wine was interdicted. I refer to the suite occupied 
by the women of the establishment. There it was not 
only a vice to drink, it was a crime. It was always thus. 
Under the kings and during the first years of the republic, 
though Rome^was gross and barbarous, the severity with 
which such drinking was punished and the horror with 
which it was regarded was more severe than under the 
civilized regime of the emperors. Romulus placed wives 



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who drank wine in the first rank of culpable women, along 
with those getting caught in adultery. In the opinion 
of the ancient legislator both offenses merited the same 
punishment. A husband who killed his wife drinking 
or drunk would have been absolved by Romulus. It 
was left to the women to have charge of the keys to the 
storehouse or cellar and have access to them. A young 
girl who placed them in her closet was condemned by 
parental authority to starve herself to death. It further 
appears that the Roman woman, according to Cato, was 
supposed to embrace her husband, his parents, and rela 
tives on first seeing them each day, and this not so much 
in sign of love and amity as to assure them by her breath 
that she had not tasted wine (had the temetum in mind), 
for in ancient times this was the word used to convey that 
meaning and the later derivation temulentia had come 
to mean drunkenness. 

The women, menaced by such severe precautions 
depriving them of wine, made the best of the matter and 
contrived to content themselves with liquors less stimu 
lating. For instance, they were permitted to take pas- 
sum, a wine made from dried grapes and thin anodyne, 
which people used to garnish their delicacies and flavor 
them much as we used brandy or hard cider to fortify 
mince meat, or preserved fruits. Martial speaks of this 
beverage as also does Columella, who intimates that it is 
new wine copiously steeped and having its savor aug 
mented by virtue of passing this produce through a bed 
of raisins which have been dried by the sun. This must 
have been one of the beverages which Plautus had in 
mind when he puts into the mouth of one of his characters 
the following words: " Prepare the honeyed wine (com- 
misce mulsum); make ready the quinces and the pears, 
that they may warm well in the pans; throw in the cinna 
mon, 5 and so on* This must have been real pear cider as 



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that which is extracted from the same fruit in Asia Minor, 
according to Artemidorus, and such as that made from 
apples, of which Plutarch speaks. 

Women, in addition to these beverages so innocuous 
were also permitted a liquor called def rutum, which was 
derived from the lighter vintages, adulterated with water 
and reduced to a third of its original volume by long 
boiling. 

How many of the Greek wines were interdicted we 
cannot say, but we suspect that the number was great, 
and especially did this apply to those vintages which did 
not arrive in Italy diluted with water in a proportion 
which would render them, according to belief, improper 
for secret libations. Notwithstanding this dilution, which 
proves less, as we see it, the fidelity of the Greek vineyard 
keepers for the ancient usage of sobriety, than that their 
wine merchants followed an ancient custom of cheating, 
they were, as we would have you see, the vintages pre 
ferred by the gluttons; they were always dear, but their 
high cost added only to the merit of the wine. The 
impost (portorium) which they had to pay as luxuries, 
elevated the price still higher. Always, one might say, 
this was a contribution not excessive. It did not exceed 
the fortieth part of the value of the object sold; but the 
moderateness of the impost was not always the real 
reason which caused the high price to be sustained. 
Smuggling operations were very frequent many a mer 
chant, even as we have pointed out in the case of Cato, 
engaged in traffic of this sort with impunity; and you 
must know that if the contravention required courage, 
the Roman impost must have been rigorous. 

All merchandise, and wine especially, which was im 
ported in a province which also exported, whether by 
land or water, had, without exception, no privilege to 
evade the law. 



GREECE & ROME 239 

It is true that a traveller might import merchandise 
for his own particular use and needs, but for more the 
tax was applied always without prejudice at the toll 
house, which as a general thing was located near one of 
the bridges. One was bound to declare himself at the 
bureau of customs the objects designated by the law. 
If he made a false declaration and the misrepresentation 
was discovered, confiscation followed. 

Those who complained against the contribution were 
not less numerous than those who avoided it, which was 
the cause of the exaction, and especially when a collector 
of customs bestirred himself, as, for instance, Verres or 
Fonteius. These reclamations were not left without 
authority. The latter was vehemently accused, for 
example, of having unlawfully levied excessive contribu 
tions on wines while in command of Gaul, and it required 
nothing less than all the eloquence of Cicero to dissipate 
the grief caused by the grave charges brought against the 
governor. And what brought all this about? A levy of 
four denarii at Toulouse on each amphora, under the 
pretext of customs duties (portorii nomine) and of cer 
tain other smaller imposts levied by the agents of Fon 
teius, which seemed outrageous to the wine merchants 
of certain French towns. Pletorius, the principal accuser, 
would have it believed that this levy was but a link in a 
system of fraud powerfully organized, and pretended that 
Fonteius had not conceived in Gaul this detestable idea 
of levying an excessive impost on wine; that he had 
worked out the project in Italy, and that the plan had 
also its agents and ramifications in Rome. Nothing is 
more redoubtable, in an affair of thievery, than for one 
thief to accuse another. Unfortunate Fonteius! to have 
been placed in the position of having been accused by 
vintners. 

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gluttons; we are able likewise to say that in our painstak 
ing visits to the inns of the environs of Rome and to the 
taverns of the great city which we have visited on foot, 
we have seen all that was vile in the Roman dregs with 
out having entered as yet the stalls more shameless, 
which we shall later throw open to the light of the sun; 
and we shall know intimately the elite of the vagabonds, 
the fine flower of the ancient rascals. Some may resent 
a graphic picture of the scenes to follow before the close 
of this chapter, but we shall draw them still. It is no 
part of our plan to describe to the readers those places 
of public reunion, which people were accustomed to fre 
quent without distinction to rank, but because of the 
relation they bore to hospitality, we find ourselves com 
pelled to introduce our readers to the barber shops where 
the man about town, the beaux-brummels and the novel 
ists, made their headquarters. Here luxury grew to an 
unprecedented height and when we reach the age of 
Julian, we find that emperor greatly incensed at discover 
ing that society had so degraded itself that barbers had 
become an important part of the cosmos. We shall begin 
then with that institution of many professions, the female 
barber, well skilled in her trade of hair-dresser, barber, 
masseuse, manicure, and prostitute. In her shop gath 
ered the slaves to homage and gossip, to sleep on the 
benches while waiting to conduct their infant charges, 
then at school, home when the master had terminated 
his lessons; and we shall find here plausible scoundrels 
working out their plans of campaign and preparing their 
snares even as in the cabarets, effeminate sissies such 
as Martial s Priscius who dreaded wind and dust, dandies 
(belli) always occupied with comb and mirror (inter 
pectinem speculumcue occupati) as Seneca has said so 
spiritually. 

The barber at least ought to be worthy of our observa- 



GREECE & ROME 241 

tion. TYhy, you will ask? Because he is a gossip and 
for that reason alone is well worthy to figure in our 
gallery. Have not gossips and curiosity always been 
considered a crime, especially on the part of barbers? 
Has not tittle-tattle always been the very letter and 
spirit of that calling? And the anecdote of the barber 
who demanded of an unknown customer "How shall I 
shave you?" received in response these words of Spartan 
brevity: " Without speaking/ Is this not vouched for 
by no less an authority than Plutarch, and is it not always 
as new as the latest gossip in the corner barber shop? 

In connection with the barber shops, we are also 
bound to mention the stalls of the perfumers (nyropolia) 
and also those of the doctors (medicinae). There also 
among the Roman empirics, who did not content them 
selves with prescribing drugs, but who also prepared 
those which they sold, with their own hands. There, I 
repeat, in the stalls of the doctors, like those of our 
apothecaries, dudes, dandies, and novelists congregated. 
And we may also suspect that other frequenters, more 
sombrely intentioned, were to be found there. . Did not 
they sell, in fact, poisons which were sometimes used as 
remedies, but which could bring death as well as health? 
C *I will go to the doctor," says a character in the "Mer~ 
cator of Plautus," "and there with poison I will buy death 
for myself." 




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CHAPTER XVL 

Meritoria in relation to lupanar Inns respectable and otherwise 
Nero again Apuleius* spirited account of an adventure in an inn of 
the second century. 

Next we shall visit the meritoria. They are places, 
I assure you, which you will never be able to know well, 
no matter how keen your curiosity, except at the expense 
of your modesty. These are inns of which the most 
respectable savor somewhat of our family hotels, but of 
which the worst could scarcely be placed upon the same 
level as the lupanars. In fact, the terms came to be 
almost synonymous. A passage in the Digest enlightened 
us completely as to the difference between the meritorium, 
and the ordinary lodging house (by meritorium we refer 
to the honest establishment). " There," says TJlpian, 
"lodgers remain for a long time and are persons known 
and respected, (in longum tempus, certisque personis)." 
In the other the lodger is a transient from day to day 
(feme in dies) and is a person unknown and uncertain. 
Other places there were which belonged to this latter 
class but which were of a lower order in which chance 
guests could rent a furnished room for the night. These 
places were almost invariably dangerous. They were 
evilly constructed and were several stories high; more 
crowded even than our tenements, and filthy beyond 
description. The characters of their lodgers were usually 
in keeping with the proprieties of the place. In these 
meritoria, poverty stricken families were accustomed to 
live from day to day, paying for their lodging for a short 
time and at a high rate and when they were unable to 
amass the funds necessary to maintain them, the pro- 



GREECE & ROME 243 

prietor ejected them without scruple, to rent another 
lodging or to huddle in the streets or in the dank cold 
passageways. There flocked always the vagabonds which 
are to be found at all times in all the great cities a 
class without fire or roof (sine lare certo) as Horace says 
of them, who roosted where they could but lodged no 
where. The women and the children of Vitellius were 
reduced to such straits. According to Suetonius, ruined 
by the gormandising of that glutton, abandoned by hniri 
at Rome without other resource than the house in which 
they lived, they left it and went to lodge in furnished 
lodgings. They did not leave it until they went to live 
in the imperial palace when Vitellius became emperor. 

Tenants such as these, however, were rare in such 
lodgings. Ordinarily, the classes who lived in the meri- 
toria were so poorly dressed and so unsociable and so 
pitiably degraded that the legislator implicitly declared 
it fatal to propriety to live in such a situation, and in the 
Codex a defence is based upon the premise that a house 
was to be transformed into a meritorium or lodging house 
with small bedchambers. 

For us, and without doubt the legislator took the 
same view, that law is more than a civil law, it is also a 
moral law: the chief reasons for its passage were those of 
propriety, as the population common to these meritoria 
was degraded and good manners had to be safe-guarded, 
which could be done by preventing the erection of estab 
lishments where scandal and crime were sure to originate. 
The meritoria were in effect infamous refuges where vice 
and vicious practices flourished and crimes of luxury 
found here the shadow of oblivion and the secrecy with 
out which they could not flourish* Especially were such 
lodging houses the ordinary refuges of adulterers. The 
scandalous usage which was made of these commodious 
retreats became at last so general, and little by little they 



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assimilated to themselves so completely the other places 
of debauchery, that finally, as we have said, the two 
words meritorium and lupanar came to have the same 
meaning. When Vopiscus said that the emperor Tacitus 
gave orders as to certain bad places of the city he refers 
to the meritoria; with Sparianus it is the same, when he 
cites the letter of Severus reproaching Rogonius Cellus 
because the tribunes of his army ate in the cook shops 
but slept in the taverns he uses a significant phrase^ 
"pro tridinus popinas habent, pro cubiculis meritoria." 
Lodging houses, as was but natural, took also sometimes 
at Rome the name meritorium. Certain verses of Juvenal 
do not permit us to doubt this. He shows us a poor 
devil of a traveller who, ill in a lodging house in the most 
noisy quarter of Rome, where the uproar is torture, 
dies then from lack of sleep; and another who, tor 
mented by his indigestion, caused by the meal which he 
had taken in that inn, lies upon his stomach and cannot 
sleep peacefully. 

To designate these inhospitable retreats, the word 
meritoria is used by the satirists.* 

That which is decisive proof that by meritorium was 
meant a hotel at Rome is the fact that one does not call 
otherwise the immense asylum, a veritable hotel of dis 
abled soldiers in which at the expense of the state the 
old wounded veterans were maintained. This meri 
torium stood upon the site occupied today by the church 
of Santa Maria in the Transtiber. 

However, the inn in Rome as well as along the roads 
was generally called simply caupona, whether it savored 
of the cabaret or not; again, the term diver sorium was 
applied and sometimes diverticulum, because, forsooth, 
they were found upon the side streets and not upon the 

*See page 128 (See Juvenal Meritoria). 



GREECE & ROME 245 

public ways but at crossroads. Tacitus has represented 
Xero as running about in the habiliments of a slave, 
the streets of the city, the red light district, and the 
taverns and inns; and the term which he applies is 
dwerticula. 

An epigram of Martial has lent color to the charges 
frequently preferred against the innkeepers, charges 
accusing them of all manner of theft including even that 
of robbing the pack animals, owned by their guests, of 
their grain and fodder. 

"Muleteer, accept what thou dost not give to the 
uncomplaining mules as, though I do not wish to give 
you a present, neither do I wish to give it to the land 
lord." 

The Roman inn, fairly well provided along the great 
routes, could lodge beast and men at the same time; 
could give shelter at the same time to the host, to the 
guest, servants and baggage. In the Menaechmi of 
Plautus the hero arrives at Rome with a considerable 
equipage which he sends on ahead of him to an inn 
under the guard of one whom he can trust and also of 
his other slaves; nor did he retain those things esteemed 
of greatest value in his baggage, and we shall find it 
also very imprudent to thus rely upon the honor of an 
innkeeper and of his slaves* 

All these lodgings came at a high rate, but were not 
worth what they cost. Stratilax, in the Truculentus, a 
man well informed, prevented such treatment for himself. 
"Hold," said he to his guide, "I would be led into a tavern 
where I would be received badly for my money." And 
it was worse in the suburbs. Judge by what Harpax says 
of the hag Chrysis, the toothless and greasy hostess 
whom he met, "I will go and lodge outside the gates, 
at the third tavern, with the old woman Chrysis, gross 
as a hogshead, lame and greasily fat." 



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From the propriety of this hostess, judge well that 
of the lodging. 

In the city or in the suburbs, the majority of the 
inns were uncleanly, frequented by peoples of all sorts 
and conditions, a medley of thieves, debauchees, and 
unsavory lodgers, and the eyes of the prudent aedile and 
praetor were always on them. Every day a lictor visited 
suspected inns where espionage was thought to be car 
ried on. 

Many a passage in Petronius has recorded perhaps 
too faithfully the doings and life of institutions such as 
these, and Eumolpus and Encolpius were as well qualified 
to speak of the things which went on under their eyes 
as they were to take part in them. Marcus Manicius, 
that hardy type of landlord, is as universal as self- 
interest, and who shall say that the sweet predaciousness 
of designing widowhood is more frequently imposed 
upon today than it was in the reign of Nero, when the 
laws did not protect it so thoroughly. Apuleius has pre 
served a spirited account of an adventure in an irm of 
the second century. He had arrived at Hypat^a, in 
Thessaly, and being a mystic, devoting much attention 
to witchcraft and magic, made the best of the story he 
puts in the mouth of Aristomanes. The passage occurs 
in the first book of the Metamorphosis and runs as follows: 

TALE OF ARISTOMENES, THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER 

"I am a native of JEgina, and I travel to and fro 
through Thessaly, JStolia, and Boeotia, for the purpose 
of purchasing honey of Hypata, as also cheese, and other 
articles of traffic used in cookery. Having understood 
that at Hypata,* which is the principal city of all Thes- 

*Hypata. This was a famous city of Thessaly, situate on the banks of the 
river Spercheus. 



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saly, new cheese of exquisite flavour was to be sold at a 
very reasonable price, I made the best of my way to that 
place, with the intention of buying up the whole of it. 
But, as generally is the case, starting unluckily with the 
left foot foremost,* all my hopes of gain were utterly 
disappointed. For a person named Lupus, a merchant 
in a large way of business, had bought the whole of it the 
day before. 

"Weary with my rapid journey, undertaken to so little 
purpose, I proceeded, early in the evening, to the public 
baths, when, to my surprise, I espied an old companion 
of mine, named Socrates. He was sitting on the ground, 
half covered with a sorry, tattered cloak, and looked 
almost another person, he was so miserably wan and thin; 
just like those outcasts of Fortune, who beg alms in the 
streets. Consequently, although he had been my friend 
and particular acquaintance, I yet accosted him with 
feelings of hesitation. 

" "How now, friend Socrates, 9 said I, what is the 
meaning of this? Why this appearance? What crime 
have you been guilty of? Why, you have been lamented 
at home, and for some time given up for dead.f Guard 
ians have been assigned to your children, by decree of the 
provincial magistrate. Your wife, having fulfilled what 
was due to the dead,J all disfigured by grief and long- 
continued sorrow, and having almost cried herself blind 
with excessive weeping, is being worried by her parents to 

*Left foot foremost. To start on a journey by putting the left foot foremost was 
considered to be especially significant of ill luck; so much so, that the expression came 
to be generally used to denote bad omen. 

iGiten up for dead, "Condamatus es." After a person was dead it was the 
custom of the Romans to call on him by name, for the purpose of recalling him to life, 
in case he should be only in a trance. This ceremony was called " conclamatio," and 
was generally performed while the body was being washed, once a day for seven days; 
after which period the body was burnt. 

%Due to the dead. Ovid, in his Fasti, b. L 1. 36, mentions ten months as the 
period assigned by Numa for widows to mourn the loss of their husbands. 



248 THE INNS OF 

repair the misfortune of the family by the joys of a new 
marriage. But here you come before our eyes like some 
spectral apparition, to our extreme confusion/ 

" *O Aristomenes ! said he, c it is clear that you are 
ignorant of the slippery turns, the unstable freaks, and 
the ever-changing vicissitudes of Fortune/ 

"As he said this, he hid his face, which was crimsoned 
with shame, in his cobbled covering of tatters, so that 
he left the rest of his body naked. At last, unable to 
endure the sight of such a miserable spectacle of woe, I 
took hold of him, and endeavoured to raise him from the 
ground. But, with his head covered up as it was, he 
exclaimed, Let me alone, let me alone; let Fortune still 
enjoy the trophy she has erected/ 

* However, I prevailed upon him to accompany me : and 
at the same time pulling off one of my own two garments, 
I speedily clothed, or covered him, shall I say? imme 
diately after which, I took him to a bath, and, myself, 
applied to him the requisite anointing and scrubbing 
processes, and laboriously rubbed off the coat of filth with 
which he was defiled. Having paid every attention to 
him, though tired myself, I supported his enfeebled steps, 
and with great difficulty brought him to my inn; where 
I made him rest on a couch, gave him plenty of food, 
cheered him with wine, and entertained him with the 
news of the day. And now our conversation took quite 
a merry turn, we cracked jokes, and grew noisy in our 
prattle; when, heaving a bitter sigh from the bottom of 
his breast, and violently striking his forehead with his 
right hand: 

" Miserable man that I am! 5 said he; Ho have fallen 
into these misfortunes while intent on gratifying myself 
with a famous gladiatorial spectacle. For, as you are 
very well aware, I went to Macedonia on an affair of 
business; and after being detained there for the space of 



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ten months, I was on my return homewards, having 
gained a very pretty sum of money. I had nearly reached 
Larissa,* which I had included in my route forthepurpose 
of seeing the spectacle I mentioned, when I was attacked 
by some desperate robbers, in a lonely and rugged valley, 
and only effected my escape, after being plundered by 
them of all I possessed. Being thus reduced to extreme 
distress, I betook myself to a certain woman named 
Meroe, who kept a tavern, and who, though old, was 
remarkably engaging; and to her I related the circum 
stances of my lengthened absence, of my earnest desire 
to reach home, and of my being plundered of my property 
on that day. After I, unfortunate wretch, had related 
such particulars as I remembered, she treated me with 
the greatest kindness, supplied me with a good supper, 
all for nothing. But from the very moment that I, un 
happy man, first saw her, my mind contracted a lasting 
malady; and I even made her a present of those garments 
which the robbers, in their humanity, had left me to 
cover my nakedness. I likewise presented her with the 
little earnings I made by working as a cloak-maker while 
I was yet in good condition of body; until at length this 
worthy partner, and ill fortune together, reduced me to 
that state in which you just saw me.* 

" *By Pollux, then,* said I, you deserve to suffer 
extreme misfortunes, if there is anything still more 
extreme than that which is most extreme, for having 
preferred the pleasures of dalliance and a wrinkled harlot, 
to your home and children/ 

" Hush! hush!* said he, raising his forefinger to his 
mouth, and looking round with a terror-stricken counte 
nance to see if he might speak with safety; * Forbear to 
revile a woman skilled in celestial matters, lest you do 
yourself an injury through an intemperate tongue/ 

*Laris8a. A city of Thessaly, situated near the river Feneus. 



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" Say you so?* said I. What kind of a woman is 
this tavern keeper, so powerful and queenly?" 

" She is a sorceress/ he replied, and endowed with 
powers divine; she is able to draw down the heavens, to 
uplift the earth, to harden the running water, to dissolve 
mountains, to raise the shades of the dead, to dethrone 
the Gods, to extinguish the stars, and to illumine the 
depths of Tartarus itself/ 

" Come, come/ said I, *do draw asunder this tragic 
curtain* and fold up the theatric drop-scene, and let s hear 
your story in ordinary parlance/ 

** Should you like/ said he, to hear of one or two, ay, 
or a great many of her performances? Why, as for 
making not only her fellow-countrymen love her to dis 
traction, but the Indians even, or the inhabitants of both 
the JEthiopias,f and even the AntichthonesJ themselves; 
these are only the leaves, as it were, of her art, and mere 
trifles. Listen, then, and hear what she has performed 
in the presence of many witnesses* By a single word 
only, she changed a lover of hers into a beaver, for having 
been connected with another woman. She likewise 
changed an innkeeper, who was her neighbour and of 
whom she was envious on that account, into a frog; and 
now the old fellow, swimming about in a cask of his own 

*Tragic curtain. The "siparium" was a piece of tapestry, stretched on a 
frame, and, rising before the stage, answered the same purpose as the curtain or 
drop-scene with us in concealing the stage till the actors appeared. Instead of 
drawing up this curtain to discover the stage and actors, according to our present 
practice, it was depressed when the play began, and fell beneath the level of the 
stage; whence " aukea premuntur," meant that the play had commenced. "Aulsea " 
seems here to mean the stage curtain, which divided in the middle and was drawn 
aside: while the "siparium" would more nearly correspond with our drop-scene. 

jThe JEthiopiag.The eastern and the western, separated from each other by 
the river Nile, which the ancients (as we are informed by Strabo, Geograph. lib. ii.) 
considered as the boundary of Asia and Africa. 

tThe Antichfhone*.So called from inhabiting the earth contrary to that on 
which we dwell. Hence they are either the same with the Antipodes, or, at 
least, are those who dwell in the inferior hemisphere which is contrary to ours. 



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wine, or buried in the dregs, croaks hoarsely to his old 
customers, quite in the way of business. She likewise 
transformed another person, an advocate of the Forum, 
into a ram, because he had conducted a cause against her; 
and to this very day that ram is always at loggerheads.* 
Then there was the wife of a lover of hers, whom she con 
demned to perpetual pregnancy, when on the point of 
increasing her family, by closing her womb against the 
egress of the infant, because she had chattered scandal 
against the witch. 

" * After this woman, however, and many other persons, 
had been injured by her arts, the public indignation 
became aroused against her; and it was determined that 
on the following day a most dire vengeance should be 
wreaked upon her, by stoning her to death But, by the 
power of her enchantments, she frustrated this design: 
and as Medea, having obtained by entreaty from Creon 
the truce of a single day, prior to her departure, burned 
his whole palace, his daughter, together with the old man 
himself, with flames issuing from a garland, so, likewise, 
did this sorceress, having performed certain deadly incan 
tations in a ditch,t (as she herself lately told me in a fit 
of drunkenness), confine all the inhabitants of the town, 
each in his own house, through a secret spell of the 
daemons; so that for two whole days together, neither 
could the bars be wrenched off, nor the doors be taken off 
the hinges, nor, in fine, could a breach be made in the 
walls; until, by mutual consent, the people unanimously 
cried out, and swore in the most sacred manner, that they 
would not lift a hand against her, and would, in case any 
one should fhrnlc of so doing, afford her timely assistance. 



*Is always at ^ggerheads.-- "Causas agit." This Sir G. Head cleverly renders, 
"and gives rebutters and surrebutters as lie used to do.** 

^Incantations in a <&&. -Sacrifices to celestial gods were offered on raised 
altars; those to terrestial gods, on the ground; those to infernal gods,inapltorditcL 



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Being after this manner appeased, she liberated the whole 

city. 

" In the middle of the night, however, she conveyed 
the author of this conspiracy, together with all his house, 
that is to say, with the walls, the very ground, and all the 
foundations, close shut as it was, into another city, situate 
at the hundredth milestone hence, and on the summit 
of a craggy mountain, in consequence of which it is de 
prived of water. And, as the dwellings of the inhabitants 
were built so close together, that they did not afford room 
to this new comer, she threw down the house before the 
gate of the city, and took her departure/ 

" You narrate/ said I, marvellous things, my good 
Socrates, and no less terrible than marvellous. In fine, 
you have excited in me too, no small anxiety, indeed, I 
may say, fear, not inoculating me with a mere grain of 
apprehension, but piercing me with dread as with a spear, 
lest this old hag, employing in a similar manner the 
assistance of some daemon, should come to know this con 
versation of ours. Let us, therefore, with all speed, 
betake ourselves to rest, and when we have relieved our 
weariness by a night s sleep, let us fly hence as far as we 
possibly can, before daylight/ 

"While I was yet advising him thus, the worthy 
Socrates, overcome by more wine than he had been 
accustomed to, and by the fatigue of the day, had fallen 
asleep, and was now snoring aloud. Shutting the door, 
therefore, securing the bolts, and placing my bed close 
against the hinges, I tossed it up well, and lay down upon 
it. At first, indeed, I lay awake some time through fear, 
but closed my eyes at last a little about the third watch.* 

"I had just fallen asleep, when suddenly the door was 
burst open with too great violence for one to believe that 
it was robbers; nay, the hinges being entirely broken and 

*Tkird Watch. The beginning of this would be midnight. 



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wrenched off, it was thrown to the ground. The bed 
stead, too, which was but small, wanting one foot, and 
rotten, was thrown down with the violence of the shock, 
and falling upon me, who had been rolled out and pitched 
upon the ground, completely covered and concealed me. 
Then was I sensible that certain emotions of the mind are 
naturally excited by contrary causes. For as tears very 
often proceed from joy, so, amid my extreme fear, I could 
not refrain from laughing, to see myself turned, from 
Aristomenes, into a tortoise,* And so, while prostrate 
on the floor, peeping askance to see what was the matter, 
and completely covered by the bed, I espied two women, 
of advanced age, one of whom carried a lighted lamp, 
and the other a sponge and a drawn sword. Thus 
equipped, they planted themselves on either side of 
Socrates, who was fast asleep. 

"She who carried the sword then addressed the other, 
This, sister Panthia, is my dear Endymion,f my Gany- 
mede,t who by day and by night, hath laughed my 
youthful age to scorn. This is he who, despising my 
passion, not only defames me with abusive language, but 
is preparing also for flight and I, forsooth, deserted 
through the craft of this Ulysses, just like another 
Calypso, am to be left to lament in eternal loneliness/ 

"Then extending her right hand, and pointing me out 
to her friend Panthia; And there/ said she, is his worthy 
counsellor Aristomenes, who was the proposer of this 
flight, and who now, half dead, is lying flat on the ground 
beneath the bedstead, and is looking at all that is going on, 
while he fancies that he is to relate disgraceful stories of 
me with impunity. I ll take care, however, that some 

*Into a tortoise. From his bed and bedstead being turned over him. 

\My dear Endymion. Alluding to the secret of Diana and the shepherd 
Endymion, on Mount Latmus. 

%My Ganymede, Called "Catamitus" in the text; by which name he is also 
called in the Mensechini of Plautus. 



254 THE INNS OF 

day, ay, and before long too, this very instant in fact, he 
shall repent of Ms recent loquacity, and his present 
inquisitiveness/ 

"On hearing this, wretch that I was, I felt myself 
streaming with cold perspiration, and my vitals began to 
throb with agitation; so much so, that even the bedstead, 
shaken by the violence of my palpitations, moved up and 
down upon my back. 

" * Well, sister/ said the worthy Panthia, * shall we hack 
him to pieces at once, after the fashion of the Bacchanals, 
or, shall we bind his limbs and hold him prisoner? 

"To this, Meroe replied for I perceived from the 
circumstances, as well as from the narrative of Socrates, 
how well that name fitted her* "Rather let him live, if 
only that he may cover with a little earth the body of this 
wretched creature/ Then, moving the head of Socrates 
to one side, she plunged the whole sword into him up to 
the hilt, through the left side of his throat, carefully 
receiving the flowing blood into a small leathern bottle, 
placed under it, so that not a drop of it was anywhere 
to be seen. All this did I witness with my own eyes; 
and, what is more, the worthy Meroe, that she might not, 
I suppose, omit any due observance in the sacrifice of the 
victim, thrusting her right hand through the wound, into 
the very entrails, and groping among them, drew forth 
the heart of my unhappy companion; while, his windpipe 
being severed by the thrust of the weapon, he emitted 
through the wound a voice, or rather I should say, an 
indistinct gurgling noise, and poured forth his spirit with 
his bubbling blood. Panthia then stopped the gaping 
wound with the sponge, exclaiming, * Beware, O sea-born 
sponge, how thou dost pass through a river. 5 

*How weU that name fitted her. Ausonius, Epigram xix., explains this allusion. 

You are named Meroe, not because you are of a swarthy complexion like one 
born in Meroe, the island of the Nile; but because you do not dilute your wine with 
water but are used to drink it unmixed and concentrated. K. 



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"Hardly had they passed over the threshold, when 
the door resumed its former state; the hinges resettled 
on the pannels; the posts returned to the bars, and the 
bolts flew back once more to their sockets. But I, left in 
such a plight, prostrate on the ground, scared, naked, cold, 
indeed, I may say, half dead, but still surviving myself, 
and pursuing, as it were, a posthumous train of reflections, 
or, to say the least, like a candidate for the cross, to which 
I was surely destined: What/ said I, will become of 
me, when this man is found in the morning with his 
throat cut? Though I tell the truth, who will think my 
story probable? You ought at least, they will say, to 
have called for assistance, if you, such a stout man as 
you are, could not resist a woman. Is a man s throat to 
be cut before your eyes, and are you to be silent? How 
was it you were not likewise assassinated? TVhy did the 
barbarous wretch spare you, a witness of the murder, 
and not kill you, if only to put an end to all evidence of 
the crime? Inasmuch, then, as you have escaped death, 
now return to it/ 

" These remarks I repeated to myself, over and over 
again, while the night was fast verging towards day. 

"It appeared to me, therefore, most advisable to 
escape by stealth before daylight, and to pursue my 
journey, though with trembling steps. I took up my bundle, 
and putting the key in the door, drew back the bolts. 
But this good and faithful door, which during the night 
had opened of its own accord, was now to be opened but 
with the greatest difficulty, after putting in the key a 
multitude of times. 

" * Hallo! porter/ said I, where are you? Open the 
gates of the inn ; I want to be off before break of day/ 

"The porter, who was lying on the ground behind the 
door of the inn, still half asleep, replied, Who are you, 
who would begin your journey at this time of night? 



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Don t you know that the roads are infested by robbers? 
Ay, ay, though you may have a mind to meet your death, 
stung by your conscience, belike for some crime you have 
committed, still, I haven t a head like a pumpkin, that 
I should die for your sake/ 

" "It isn t very far from day-break, 5 said I; and 
besides, what can robbers take from a traveller in the 
greatest poverty? Are you ignorant, you simpleton, that 
he who is naked cannot be stripped by ten athletes even? 

"The drowsy porter, turning himself on his other side, 
made answer, And how am I to know that you have not 
murdered that fellow-traveler of yours, with whom you 
came hither last night, and are now consulting your safety 
in flight? And now I recollect that just at that hour I 
saw the depths of Tartarus* through the yawning earth 
and in them the dog Cerberus, looking ready to devour 
me. 

"Then truly I came to the conclusion that the worthy 
Meroe had not spared my throat through any compassion, 
but" that she had cruelly reserved me for the cross, f 
Accordingly, on returning to nay chamber, I thought about 
some speedy mode of putting an end to myself: but as 
Fortune had provided me with no weapon with which 
to commit self-destruction, except the bedstead alone 
Now, bedstead, said I, most dear to my soul, who hast 
been partner with me in enduring so many sorrows, who 
art fully conscious, and a spectator of this night s events, 
and whom alone, when accused, I can adduce as a witness 
of my innocence, do thou supply me, who would fain 

*Saw the depths of Tartarus. Of course in a dream. Just at that hour. He 
kncws all about it, even to the precise time. The promptitude with which the porter 
decides from the evidence of his dream that the murder had been actually com 
mitted, and at the very moment when the dream occurred, is a fine touch of 
nature. K. 



crow. The cross was the instrument of punishment for slaves and 
foreigners, especially in cases of murder. 



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hasten to the shades below, with a welcome instrument of 
death/ 

"Thus saying, I began to undo the rope with which 
the bed was corded, and throwing one end of it over a 
small beam which projected above the window, and there 
fastening it, and making a strong slip-knot at the other 
end, I mounted upon the bed, and thus elevated for my 
own destruction, I put my head into the noose. But while 
with one foot I was kicking away the support on which 
I rested, so that the noose, being tightened about my 
throat by the strain of my weight, might stop the func 
tions of my breath; the rope, which was old and rotten, 
broke asunder, and falling from aloft, I tumbled with 
great force upon Socrates (for he was lying close by), and 
rolled with him on to the floor. 

"Lo and behold! at the very same instant the porter 
burst into the room, bawling out, * Where are you, you 
uneasy traveler who were in such monstrous haste to be 
off at midnight, and now lie snoring, rolled up in the 
bed-clothes? 

"At these words, whether awakened by my fall, or by 
the discordant notes of the porter, I know not, Socrates 
was the first to start up, and exclaim, Assuredly, it is not 
without good reason that all travellers detest these 
hostlers. For this troublesome fellow, intruding so im 
pertinently, with the intention, no doubt, of stealing 
something, has roused me out of a sound sleep, by his 
outrageous bellowing/ 

"On hearing him speak, I jumped up briskly, in an 
ecstasy of unhoped-for joy: FaithfuHest of porters/ I 
exclaimed, *my friend, my own father, and my brother, 
behold Trim whom you, in your drunken fit, falsely accused 
me of having murdered/ So saying, I embraced Socrates, 
and was for loading him with kisses; but he, being assailed 
by the stench of the most filthy liquor with which those 



258 THE INNS OF 

hags* had drenched me, repulsed me with considerable 
violence. Get out with you/ he cried, for you stink 
like the bottom of a sewer/ and then began jocularly to 
enquire the cause of this nasty smell. Sorely confused, I 
trumped up some absurd story on the spur of the moment, 
to give another turn to the conversation, and, taking Vnm 
by the right hand, Why not be off/ said I, and enjoy the 
freshness of the morning on our journey?* So I took my 
bundle, and, having paid the innkeeper for our night s 
lodging, we started on our road. 

"We had proceeded some little distance, and now 
every thing being illumined by the beams of the rising 
sun, I keenly and attentively examined that part of my 
companion s neck, into which I had seen the sword 
plunged. Foolish man/ said I to myself, * buried in your 
cups, you certainly have had a most absurd dream. Why 
look, here s Socrates safe, sound and hearty. Where is 
the wound? where is the sponge? where, in fine, is the 
scar of a wound, so deep, and so recent? 

" Addressing myself to him, Decidedly/ said I, 
skilful doctors have good reason to be of opinion that 
it is those who are stuffed-out with food and fermented 
liquors who are troubled with portentous and horrible 
dreams. My own case is an instance of this: for having 
in my evening cups exceeded the bounds of temperance, 
a wretched night has been presenting to me shocking and 
dreadful visions, so that I still fancy myself besprinkled 
and defiled with human gore/ 

" * Tis not gore/ he replied with a smile, you are 
sprinkled with, but chamber-lye; and yet I too, thought, 
in my sleep, that my throat was cut: some pain, too, I felt 
in my neck, and I fancied that my very heart was being 

*Those fto0*. "Lamias" wee enchantresses, who were said to prowl about at 
midnight to satisfy their lustful propensities, and their fondness for human flesh. 
They correspond very nearly with the "Ghouls" mentioned in the Arabian Nights 



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plucked out: and even now I am quite faint, my knees 
tremble, I stagger as I go, and feel in want of some food 
to refresh my spirits/ 

" "Look, 5 cried I, here s breakfast all ready for you; 
and so saying, I lifted my wallet from off my shoulders, 
and at once handed him some cheese and bread, saying, 
*Let us sit down near that plane-tree/ 

"We did so, and I also helped myself to some refresh 
ment. While looking at him somewhat more intently, as 
he was eating with a voracious appetite, I saw that he was 
faint, and of a hue like box-wood; his natural colour in 
fact had so forsaken him, that as I recalled those nocturnal 
furies to my frightened imagination, the very first piece of 
bread I put into my mouth, though a very tiny bit, stuck 
in the middle of my throat, so that it could neither pass 
downward, nor yet return upward- And then besides, 
the number of people passing along increased my appre 
hensions; for who would believe that one of two com 
panions could meet with his death without any harm done 
by the other? 

" Meanwhile, after having devoured a sufficient quan 
tity of food, he began to be impatient for some drink; 
for he had voraciously eaten a good part of a most excel 
lent cheese; and not very far from the roots of the plane 
tree, a gentle stream flowed slowly along, just like a placid 
lake, rivalling silver or glass in its lustre. Look/ said 
I, * drink your fill of the water of this stream, bright as the 
Milky Way/ 

"He arose, and, wrapping himself in his cloak,* with 
his knees doubled under him, knelt down upon the shelv 
ing bank, and bent greedily towards the water. Scarcely 
had he touched the dewy surface of the water with the 
edge of his lips, when the wound in his throat burst wide 
open, the sponge suddenly rolled out, a few drops of blood 

*In his dodk. "PaHiolo" seems a preferable reading to "paulnlum." 



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accompanying it; and then, his body, bereft of life, would 
have fallen into the river, had I not laid hold of one of his 
feet, and dragged it with the utmost difficulty and labour 
to the top of the bank; where, having, as well as the time 
permitted, lamented my unfortunate companion, I buried 
him in the sandy soil that eternally begirt the stream. 
For my own part, trembling and terror-stricken, I fled 
through various and unfrequented places; and, as though 
conscious of the guilt of homicide, abandoning my 
country and my home, and embracing a voluntary exile, 
I now dwell in JStolia, where I have married another 
wife." 

One must realize that in accounts such as these, cir 
culated in the conversation wherever people met, an 
author such as Apuleius would revel, and his fiction is 
founded upon such episodes, tinctured perhaps by lore 
from the Levant, or from the more remote hamlets of 
his native Africa. The perseverance with which such 
peoples adhere to the customs of primitive hospitality 
has much to commend it, and the bandits and beauties 
in distress whom he has introduced were as characteristic 
of his age as they are of our own. 



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EPILOGUE 

During the interminable number of years which com 
prised the life of the Roman world and through which we 
have conducted our readers, we have met always the same 
abuses; whether in tavern, inn, or cabaret, always have 
the scandalous contraventions of honesty and morality 
intruded themselves into our speculations and forced 
themselves upon our notice. 

Lechery in silk, lust in rags, vice generally unpunished 
and always open, and unbridled orgies that transcend 
belief, infamy and robbery all these things taken to 
gether may be said to have formed an integral part in the 
calling of the innkeeper. 

The spread of Christianity, the invasion by savage 
barbarians, whose morals were at first purer than the 
effeminate serfs whom they subjugated, the slow stran 
gulation of internal commerce; these three things may, in 
the largest sense of the word, be said to have caused inn 
keepers and innkeeping to decline to a degree which 
would have scarcely been deemed possible, and forced the 
refectories of the various religious orders to take upon 
themselves the duties of a hospitality well-nigh Grecian 
in its purity and its freedom from self interest. 

The innkeepers at Rome during the age of Alexander 
Severus were engaged in open warfare with the Christians 
and sought by every means possible to give the death blow 
to the new religion which seemed designed to destroy 
their calling by its austere and moral precepts of sobriety. 
But these precepts were the main factors in the destruc 
tion of the r>g and innkeepers of the early Middle Ages, 
and it is scarcely too much to say that such institutions 
during that period were to be found in numbers only in 



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the great sea-ports and centres of trade, designed upon 
the one hand to serve the interests of such mariners as 
were lucky enough to escape the pirates, and on the other 
to cater to the appetites of such country rustics and louts 
as were able to run the gauntlet of mediaeval highwaymen 
and assassins on market days and occasions of f&tes and 
fairs.*"- 

We shall bring our account of the inns of Greece and 
Rome to a close by relating, along with a few other 
incidents, an early chapter in the history of Augusto- 
dunum, now known as Augsburg, and the martyrdom of 
Affre, its patron saint. 

The Rhetians as a people remained unconquered for 
many years, but we cannot escape the suspicion that that 
German province had acquired the corruption of Rome 
before it was subjected by her arms. Vice marching ahead 
had undermined the barbarian vigor and had prepared its 
votaries for the sacrifice. One lone tradition has come 
down to us dealing with this country in the Roman epoch, 
and that, alas, is a scandalous tradition and deals with the 
histories of infamous taverns even as we have already 
dealt; nay more: it shows us an admirable illustration of 
the power and example exerted by those same precepts of 
austere and moral sobriety which were the cornerstones of 
primitive Christianity, ere it had come to purify by fire 
and sanctify by blood. 

Let us then suppose ourselves in the last year of the 
reign of Galerius, and in the midst of the last persecution 
brought about to subjugate the Christians. Gaius is 
vested with the imperial authority of Augsburg, the 
tribunal before which must appear all those confessing 
themselves Christians and refusing to sacrifice to false 
gods. Among the women identified with the cults of 
shameless divinities which were anathema in the nostrils 
of the new faith we find the daughter of Hilaria, born, as 



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was her mother, in Cypress. Affre, for that was the name 
of the future martyr, was, we regret to say, a prostitute. 
But what of that; what was one to expect of a priestess of 
Aphrodite? 

With the aid of three young women who came, doubt 
less, either from Cypress or Greece itself, Affre and her 
mother opened at Augsburg a cabaret on the order of 
those gay establishments conducted by Thracian girls in 
Athens, or, a finer comparison still, like those tasteful 
retreats conducted at Rome and its suburbs by Syrian 
harp-girls. Hilaria managed the house, Affre and her 
companions ministered to the wants of the patrons. 
" Affre/* according to Tirardin, who has been instrumental 
in preserving this legend in its entirety, "Affre was, I 
suppose, the Phryne and the Aspasia of the municipality 
of Augsburg. One may easily conjure up a picture of the 
opulent young Romans who came to Augsburg in their 
tour of duty; whether as praetors or in other official ca 
pacity, sighing for the flesh-pots of Italy, and looking 
forward with disgust to a period of barbarous and horrid 
isolation and dreary boredom. What must have been 
their surprise at finding in this forbidding province a 
retreat which would have charmed Cypress and hostesses 
in whose company Pericles would have been delighted?" 

One day there arrived at the door of this abandoned 
retreat two men of forbidding mein and grave counte 
nance. One was the bishop, Narcissus, and the other was 
his deacon, Felix. They found here a refuge from the per 
secutors put upon their track by the minister of Galerius; 
they had seen this hostelry, and not believing it as 
infamous as it really was, they had entered, Affre 
received them, "and as the legend had it, believing them 
to be two travellers inflamed with impure desires, she 
invited them to supper and prepared everything in the 
manner usual and convenient to such occasions; but the 



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bishop, when he approached the table, began to pray and 
sing hymns to the Lord. Affre, stupefied by these words, 
the like of which she had never heard before, demanded of 
him who he was, and he apprised her that he was a 
bishop of the church. Immediately she cast herself at his 
feet and cried out, "Lord, I am unworthy to receive you, 
and in all the town there is not a single creature more vile 
than I. I am not worthy to touch even the hem of your 
garments/ "Fear nothing/ the bishop responded, "the 
Saviour was touched by impure hands and remained un 
stained. Does not the light of the sun shine equally upon 
sewers and immodest places and is it contaminated 
thereby? Therefore, my daughter, receive in your soul 
the light of the faith that you may be purified from all 
your sins, that you may rejoice to have received me in your 
house/ "Alas/* responded Affre, "I have committed 
more sins than I have hairs on my head. How shall I be 
able to wash away the spots?" "Believe, receive 
baptism, and you shall be saved/ answered Narcissus. 
At these words, which promised hope of salvation even in 
this house of shame, Affre, radiant with joy, called in the 
young women who lived with her, her companions in 
luxury, whom she wished also to make her companions in 
a life of purity. They entered, and viewed with pious 
respect the holy man in their shrine. " This man who has 
come among us," she told them, "is a bishop of the 
Christians and he has said to me if you will believe in 
Christ and receive baptism, all your sins shall be forgiven 
you. What do you think?" And the three priestesses, 
Digna, Eumenia, and Euprepia, responded, "you are our 
mistress; we have followed you in vice, why should we not 
follow you to procure pardon for our sins?" And after 
these words, that night, which as all the others would 
without doubt have been passed in an orgy, was passed 
by these repentant daughters in all the fervors of prayer, 



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under the eyes and extended hands of the bishop* The 
morning came, Affre apprised her mother, Hilaria, of the 
presence of the holy man, she experienced the charm of 
his conversation and the old courtesan was filled with 
grace, and placed all her hopes of heaven in the blessings 
of the bishop. Not only did she consent to give him 
sanctuary in a house which she possessed near the inn, 
but when Affre said to her, "It is well, tonight I will bring 
you to him," she cried out full of joy, " bring him immedi 
ately lest he refuse what thou askest." 

Thus it was that day, Narcissus, conducted by Affre 
to the house near the infamous resort which his presence 
had so miraculously sanctified, was brought into the 
presence of Hilaria to whom he brought an equally 
poignant gladness. The old Cyprian fell at his knees and 
during three hours, so says the tale, she made the curtain 
hoops ring with her cries, "I pray you, O Lord, vouchsafe 
that I shall be purified of my sins." 

Here the legend, as is customary in these sorts of 
tales, introduces the devil, who is to strive to annul all that 
the bishop has accomplished and "to prevent Narcissus 
from obtaining such rich prey as the four friends whom he 
had uplifted in a single night in the inn of Affre, by in 
sinuating the advisability of spending another night alone 
with the four friends in that retreat of pleasure. Narcissus 
refused, fearing lest the sinners, with difficulty brought 
into the faith, should backslide in the hours of darkness 
devoted ordinarily to impurity, and the demon, van 
quished, took his departure. 

On the following day Affre, her servants and her 
mother, were baptized. 

But all too soon the soldiers of Gaius surrounded the 
inn of Affre, seized the new Christian, brought her before 
the Roman commander, who threatened to have her 
burned to death unless she sacrificed to the gods. She 



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refused, and was taken to an island in the LeK, where, 
lashed to a stake, she died, praying to her God. 

"During all this, Digna, Eumenia, and Euprepia, who 
had been slaves, sinners, even as she, and baptized with 
her by the holy bishop Narcissus, were down at the river. 
They passed over to the island and found the corpse of 
the holy Affre unmutilated. A boy who was with them 
recrossed the river by swimming and carried the news to 
Hilaria, the mother of the martyr. She went at night with 
the priests of God, took up the body and interred it two 
miles from the town in a sepulchre which she had built for 
herself and hers* Gaius, who had been apprised of this, 
sent her a messenger with orders to persuade her to 
sacrifice if it should be possible; if not, to slay her in the 
same sepulchre. The soldiers, after having employed in 
vain promises and threats, and finding them firm in 
refusing the sacrifice, filled the sepulchre with fagots and 
dry pine cones, set them afire, and departed. Therefore 
the same day which saw the holy Affre canonized, 
witnessed also the martyrdom of her mother and her three 
servants," as Fleury has related. 

A little after this same epoch in which the martyrdom 
of the holy Affre, hotel hostess and courtesan, prepared 
the way by her pious example for the conversion of the 
German provinces, there was born and grew up in a little 
inn in Sicily a holy woman who was able more than any 
other to serve the cause of the faith and to open the road 
even to the imperial throne. I refer to the holy Helena, 
the mother of Constantine the Great. She was born in 
the third century in the village of Drepanum, a village 
which Justinian in memory of her so richly embellished 
and which he called Helenopolus. Her father was an inn- 
keeper. Some historians, by no means satisfied with so 
humble an origin for the mother of the first Christian 
emperor, have attempted to cloud the issue and to secure 



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for Helena a more noble parentage, but the birth of 
Helena in the little inn at Drepanum cannot be disputed, 
as it has been established by the evidence of Orosius, who 
wrote in good faith, and thanks also to Entropius, who 
though less explicit, has remarked that Constantine the 
Great was born of a very obscure marriage contracted by 
Constantius ex obscuriore matrimonio. After them 
Gibbon has confirmed what we have said of the origin of 
Helena: "We are obliged to confess that Helena was the 
daughter of an innkeeper," and he adds in a note, "It is 
indeed probable enough that Helena s father kept an inn 
at Drepanum and that Constantius might lodge there 
when he returned from a Persian embassy in the reign of 
Aurelius." 

In discussing the decline of innkeeping, and the 
change which the rites of hospitality underwent, as a 
necessary corollary, we must give some consideration to 
one of the most curious social conditions with which the 
world has ever been confronted. On one hand, we have 
the movement of the Christian revolution, operating in 
favor of liberty, enfranchising poverty, and extending the 
protection of the laws to it; on the otlrr, the political 
chaos brought about by barbarian invasions, operating to 
install new authority, the parent, as it were, of a new 
slavery. It was not a case of action followed by the 
inevitable reaction, for the two contrary movements were 
simultaneous, and the singular combination born of that 
contradiction has never been thoroughly studied and 
understood by historians. The masters of Rome became 
the slaves of their conquerors; the classes who had known 
nothing but slavery passed under the authority of new 
masters, and the ancient slaves of the Germans and the 
Goths attached themselves to the destiny of their latest 
owners. Priests of the church, stationed at the furthest 
borders of the two states, conquering and conquered alike, 



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slave and mistress, owner and serf, formed an im 
measurable complication which did much to bring on the 
era which we call that of the Middle Ages, and formed the 
cornerstone upon which feudalism rested. The various 
degrees of servitude produced in their turn divers degrees 
of vassalage. So difficult was it to annihilate slavery, an 
institution having its deepest roots in the faith and 
manners of the conquering nations and in the laws of the 
peoples conquered, that the very monasteries themselves 
were slaves, in the larger meaning of the term. 

The classes with whom we are especially concerned in 
our researches, the innkeeping and tavern-keeping 
classes, had, notwithstanding their infamy, come to play 
a major part and exert a powerful influence in prolonging 
the existence of pagan rites, and in aiding in their celebra 
tion, and the determined opposition which Christianity 
encountered amongst the slaves and the vilest of the 
rabble, may be accounted for by this fact. The tavern- 
keepers acted as the trusted agents for pagan cults and 
their establishments became the refuge of believers in the 
older religions. In fact, these Roman hosts were the born 
enemies of Christian austerity, they were the priests and 
ministers of the gods of gluttony. They saw themselves 
menaced in their vital interests by a religion which en 
joined abstinence and fasting upon their best customers. 
Paganism, with its sensual divinities, its orgies, its 
sacrificial feasts, its libations in temple or tomb, was the 
only religion which they could embrace to their advantage 
and, in defense of it, they were prepared to devote them 
selves, soul and body. Not only did they profit from the 
debaucheries which they furthered, but the sacrifices were 
also highly advantageous to them. The popa, as we have 
already had occasion to remark, was always predaceous, 
and generally an innkeeper. We ought not, therefore, 
manifest surprise when we find a man of such keen 



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intellect and convenient principles, for the interests 
involved in this double calling required both, turning a 
cold shoulder to the compliments of the first Christians. 
He would be among the last to hold friendly intercourse 
with a sect whose purpose was to crush paganism, and, in 
crushing it, to annul his usefulness to society. 

As we have said above, open warfare between the 
Christians and the innkeepers was waged under Alex 
ander Severus, and the Christians were so weak in 
influence at court and in the means of defense that only 
with difficulty could they resist the vile mob of roisterers 
gathered against them. The cause of this crucial diffi 
culty was a piece of land which they had taken possession 
of for the purpose of building a church. The corporation 
of innkeepers laid claim to this land, on what titles we do 
not know. The affair attracted much attention on 
account of the malignant and animated clamors of the 
tavern-keepers, to which, without doubt, the Christians 
opposed a countenance grave but firm. The case came at 
last before the tribunal of the emperor. Luckily for the 
Christians it was Alexander Severus, the first prince whose 
heart had ever opened itself to the sentiments of Chris 
tianity other than to malign and curse them. Lampridius, 
his biographer, has reported the trial: 

"The Christians had taken possession of a site which* 
in former times, had been public; the innkeepers laid 
claim to it, and the decision of Alexander Severus was 
that it would be better in every way to consecrate the site 
to the cult of some god than to let it fall into the hands of 
the tavern-keepers. * 

Having thus gained their cause, through the impartial 
judgment of the emperor, the Christians were left in 
possession of the disputed property and proceeded to 
build their church. Thus was the first church built in 
Rome. It was erected on ground which, up to that time, 



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had been used by tavern-keepers and claimed by them; 
a tradition little in keeping with a foundation so pious. 

The good fathers of the church waxed bitter and 
eloquent on the subjects of inns and taverns, but they 
still would have us believe that the early progress of 
Christianity brought about the downfall of the debauch 
ery, of the divinities dedicated to libertinage and orgy, 
and that chastity and the symbol of the Virgin took their 
place. One may well believe that primitive Christianity 
was, if anything, a true forerunner of socialism, a pre 
cursor of a sort of communism spreading to branches 
through the inferior classes of the Roman world, and 
coming finally to dominate them. And why not? Was 
not its chief appeal directed at the social strata which 
have from the beginning of organized society formed the 
real basis of power? In a remarkable passage in the 
" Destruction of Paganism" the learned author has this to 
say: "One may repeat habitually that Christianity was 
the religion of the plebes, the poor, the sad. In fact, it 
was the refuge universal in its scope of all those suffering 
from the imperfect organization of Roman society; and 
that which was true of that epoch was not less so in the 
fourth century, for, as Jerome remarks, *The church of 
Christ is a congregation of the plebes/ " 

The growth of the new sect was rapid, but its members 
could with difficulty reconcile themselves to the necessities 
of military life, and the dissensions with which the Empire 
was divided reached their climax under Julian, the 
Apostate. The social cosmos, distracted with class 
hatreds and religious dogmas, became gradually less and 
less able to contend on equal terms with the savage 
barbarian hosts of the north, and when we reach the age 
of Arcadius and Honorius, we find Italy overrun with the 
hordes of Aleric, and a great official, Rutilius Numa- 
tianus, to visit his paternal estates in Gaul, was forced to 



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make the trip by boat, as the country had been so ravaged 
and devastated that there were no inns left in the north 
of Italy. Commerce and trade languished and finally 
ceased almost altogether; travel was dangerous and was 
only undertaken under the most pressing necessity; and 
the religious monasteries were forced to take upon them 
selves the burden of hospitality, a burden not destined to 
be lifted permanently until the rise of guilds, and the 
necessity of marketing their products had revitalized the 
inert intelligence of baronial and municipal authority. 
Then mine host comes again into his own, and may his 
just reward be out of all proportion to his virtues. 



[THE END] 



INDEX 



PAGE 

Adulteration of wines 74 

281 

on 82,228 

Alexander the Great 20, 51 

Alexandria 1 

Anarcharsis 91 

Annius slays Marcus Antonius 200 

Aphrodite 14 

Apollo 33,54 

Appian Way and its lodging houses. . 117 

Apuleius 192, 215 

Arcadian merchant and his fate, an. . 126 

Aristophanes 50, 58, 61, 73, 84 

Aristotle 56, 92 

Assyrian and Babylonian inns 18 

Assyrian and Chaldaean wines 20 

Athenaeus s specific for over-indul 
gence 10 

Athenaeus on vintages 12 

Athenian debauch, an 217 

Augustus 231 

Aurelian 237 

Aurelian assassinated in a pot-house . . 110 
Axilos 40 

Babylonians against women selling 

wine 19 

Baths, splendor and wickedness of . . , 165 

Beds of the inns and taverns 121 

Beers, perfumed ; 4 

Beers, methods of making 6 

Beers of Egypt 4 

Bethlehem, the inn at 24 

Bootleggers in Rome 230 

Brigandage and thievery center around 

inns and taverns 127 

Buchon 55, 56 

Byzantine s love for wine 93 

Cabarets and low dives of Athens 69 

Cabaret dancer, the 142 

Cabarets and resorts of Canopus. ... 11 
Caesar Germanicus drives out food 

hawkers 226 

Caligula perfumes his body 166 

Canopus 11 

Cassius Dio 211 

Cato and his sumptuary laws. . . 172, 229 

traffics in wine 238 

Chaucer 11 



PAGE 

Chick-pea peddlers 207 

Chian vintage wines 90 

Cicero and Tres Tabernae 156 

Claudius, patron of the vilest inna . . . 104 

Clearchus 95 

Cleopatra 13 

Clodius murdered inaninn 15 

College boys of the dark ages 10 

Commodus, the incarnation of evil.. . 181 

Constantine 159 

Cooks and caterers, insolence of 222 

Corinth, city of new pleasures 82 

Corn pi ills and millers 163 

Cnossis 4 

Crassus 228 

Croesus 27 

Cyrus 27 

Damsels of Tbrace, the 64 

Dance, graphically described, a 148 

Dancing-girl gilds 138 

Darius 51 

Demetrius 189 

Demosthenes 67, 91 

Dice gambling 151, 153 

Dining-rooms connected with the 

baths 168 

Diodorus Siculus 17 

Diogenes 56, 66 

Diomedes 40 

Dionyshis 54, 56, 83, 149 

Djotomus, the "funnel" 91 

Diphilus, the comic poet 88 

Domitian and the liquor situation. . . 135 

Drinking invitations 6 

Drinking cups 214 

Drunkards of Egypt 14 

Egyptian drunkenness 14 

Etesius 11 

Epicurus 39 

Eustathius 32, 52 

Faleraian wines 14 

Famous drinkers 91 

Food displ