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LIST  JAN  1     1922 


THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 


THE 

ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 


BY 

CADMUS  AND    HARMONIA 


HODDER    AND    STOUGHTON 
LONDON     NEW  YORK     TORONTO 


MCMXIX 


THE  PEOPLE   IN  THE  BOOK 


Colonel   Arthur  Lamont    The  host  and  hostess, 
and -his  wife. 

Phyllis Their  niece. 


The  Rev.  John  Macmillan    Minister  of  the  Parish. 


The  Lady  Guidwillie   of 
Waucht. 

Mr.  James  Burford    . 
The  Lady  Sevenoaks.     . 

Mr.  Albert  Wyper      .     . 

The       Lady      Penelope 
Wyper. 

Mrs.  Martha  Lavender    . 
Mrs.  Ursula  Aspenden     . 

Mr.  Christopher  Normand 
Sir  William  Jacob 


A  Highland  landowner. 

A    Labour  ex-Member 
of  Parliament. 

Wife  of  a  former  Liberal 
Minister. 

A  progressive  j  ournalist . 
His  wife. 

An  American  resident 
in  England. 

A  lady  given  to  good 
works. 

A  Conservative. 
A  Liberal  lawyer. 


THE  PEOPLE   IN  THE   BOOK 


Mr.     George    Stanbury- 
Maldwin. 

Mr.  Penrose  MacAndrew 

Mr.  D.  C.  Jonas    .     .     . 
Mr.  Philip  Lenchard  . 
General  Ferdinand  Morier 

Mr.     Archibald     Strath- 
bungo. 

Mr.  Merryweather  Malone 
The  Lord  Linkumdoddie 


Late  of  the  Grenadier 
Guards. 

Lieutenant  in  the  Third 
United  States  Army. 

A  Labour  Leader. 
An  Imperialist. 

Lately  commanding  an 
Army  of  France. 

A  Coalition  Member  of 
Parliament. 

An  American  politician. 
A  Captain  of  industry. 


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I 


Prologue,  in  which  two  retired  gentlefolk  are  dis- 
tressed about  the  future  of  their  country.  To  them 
enter  the  Lady  Guidwillie  and  Mr.  Burford. 

IN  a  pleasant  arbour  looking  down  on 
spring  meadows  which  sloped  towards  the 
western  sea,  a  gentleman  was  reading  aloud 
from  Matthew  Arnold.  "  The  sunshine  in 
the  happy  glens  is  fair,"  he  read. 

"  And  by  the  sea,  and  in  the  brakes, 
The  grass  is  cool,  the  sea-side  air 
Buoyant  and  fresh,  the  mountain  flowers 
More  virginal  and  sweet  than  ours. 
And  there,  they  say,  two  bright  and  agdd  snakes, 
That  once  were  Cadmus  and  Harmonia, 
Bask  in  the  glens  or  on  the  warm  sea  shore, 
In  breathless  quiet,  after  all  their  ills." 

He  looked  up  from  his  book.    "  Singu- 

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larly  like  us,  my  dear,"  he  observed  to  his 
wife. 

"  Yes,  darling,"  she  replied.  "  I  feel 
aged,  but  not  very  bright." 

Colonel  Lamont  rose,  revealing  six  feet 
of 'lean  manhood  clad  in  the  most  ancient 
of  tweeds.  He  stared  for  some  minutes  at 
the  delectable  landscape  beneath  him.  A 
shallow  glen,  seamed  by  a  shining  river, 
wound  to  a  pale  blue  ocean.  It  was  bright 
with  the  young  grass  of  May,  and  patched 
with  snowdrifts  of  blossoming  hawthorn. 
There  was  no  sound  in  the  valley  except 
the  ripple  of  the  stream  and  the  faint 
calling  of  curlews  from  the  hill. 

"  I've  been  looking  forward  to  this  for 
four  years,"  he  said.  "  Peace,  you  know— 
the  real  peace  in  one's  own  place  among 
one's  own  people.  And  npw  that  I  have 
got  it  I  don't  seem  properly  to  enjoy  it. 
There  are  too  many  empty  houses  in  the 
glens.  Too  many  good  fellows  who  will 
never  gillie  for  me  more.  And  this  old 
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world  has  got  such  a  twist  that  I  can't  see 
it  settling  down  in  our  time.  I  wish  to 
heaven  I  knew  where  we  all  stood.  Kathie, 
my  dear,  I  am  feeling  very  much  older,  and 
I  am  losing  my  nerve." 

The  lady  looked  at  him  with  troubled 
eyes.  "  Do  you  think  we  ought  to  be 
entertaining  on  such  a  big  scale,  Arthur, 
if  we  are  so  much  poorer  ?  " 

"  Confound  it,  my  dear,  it  is  not  the 
money.  Jennings  went  through  my  posi- 
tion with  me  yesterday,  and  we  are  still 
pretty  well  off.  I  wouldn't  mind  paying 
fifteen  shillings  in  the  pound  in  taxes  for  the 
rest  of  my  days.  No.  It  is  the  country  I 
am  worrying  about.  Here  we  have  gone  and 
sacrificed  the  better  part  of  a  million  of 
our  picked  men,  and  crippled  hundreds  of 
thousands  more  for  life.  And  for  what  ? 
We  have  won,  of  course,  but  we  don't 
seem  to  know  what  we've  won.  Those 
damned  politicians  are  at  the  job  again. 
I  thought  we  had  washed  all  that  out." 


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"  And  Bolshevism,  dear  !  "  said  his  wife. 

"  And  every  little  faction  on  the  globe 
wanting  to  turn  itself  into  a  State  !  " 

"  And  our  own  Labour  people  so  dis- 
contented !  " 

"  And  all  this  business  of  the  League  of 
Nations  !  How  on  earth  are  we  going  to 
give  up  our  Navy  and  trust  the  fortunes  of 
Britain  to  a  collection  of  Kilkenny  cats  ?  " 

"  It's  very  puzzling,  dear.  And  Agatha 
writes  me  such  miserable  letters  about 
Reginald.  He's  simply  wretched  at  being 
out  of  Parliament,  and  she  has  had  to 
change  her  cook  twice  since  Christmas. " 

This  amoebean  plaint  was  interrupted  by 
the  appearance  of  a  young  woman.  She 
was  a  pretty,  fair-haired  creature,  with  eyes 
too  old  and  too  tragic  for  her  years  ;  yet 
even  the  listlessness  of  her  walk  and  the 
sombre  black  of  her  dress  could  not  muffle 
the  grace  of  her  youth.  She  carried  a 
telegram,, which  her  aunt  opened. 

"  Martha  is  coming  by  to-morrow's 
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boat,"  Mrs.  Lament  announced.  "  How 
very  fortunate !  I  hope  you  will  like 
Martha  Lavender,  Phyllis.  She  is  so  buoy- 
ant and  kind  and  American  and  devoted  to 
Arthur.  Without  her  I  do  not  think  I  could 
have  faced  Jeanne  Sevenoaks." 

The  young  girl  showed  only  a  conven- 
tipnal  interest. 

"  Who  are  the  others  ?  "  she  asked. 

:<  Nobody  young,  I  fear.  You  see  there 
are  so  few  young  men  nowadays  ;  only 
boys.  There  are  the  Wypers — Albert  and 
Pen.  Pen  is  Arthur's  niece,  you  know,  and 
she  wrote  and  said  they  both  wanted  a 
rest." 

Colonel  Lamont  snorted.  "  I  wish  she 
were  coming  by  herself.  Ton  my  word, 
Kathie,  I  don't  find  it  easy  to  be  civil 
to  Wyper.  He  patronises  me  so  infer- 
nally." 

'  Well,  he  has  lost  his  seat  now,  and 
probably  he  is  quite  humble.  We  must  be 
nice  to  him  for  Pen's  sake.  Then  " — 
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counting  on  her  fingers — "  there  is  Sir 
William  Jacob.  Jeanne  told  me  to  ask 
him,  and  he  has  been  at  Oban  on  some 
Land  Commission.  The  great  lawyer,  you 
know,  my  dear." 

"  I  don't  know/'  said  Phyllis.  "  And 
besides  him  ?  j: 

"  There's  Ursula  Aspenden.  You  must 
like  her.  So  good  and  charitable,  and  oh  ! 
so  pretty." 

"  I  scarcely  know  her,"  said  the  girl. 

"  There's  Christopher  Normand." 

"  I  like  him,"  said  Phyllis  emphatically. 
"  He  was  a  friend  of  Charlie's.  How  awful 
for  him  to  be  fairly  young  and  healthy  and 
the  best  shot  in  England  and  yet  not  to  be 
allowed  to  fight  because  of  his  lameness  ! 
That  would  have  driven  me  mad,  Aunt 
Kathie." 

"  Well,    dear,"    and   the   older   woman 

patted  the  girl's  hand.       '  You  must  be 

very  kind  to  him.     Poor  Kit  !   His  mother 

was  such  a  joy  to  me  till  she  went  mad 

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about  religion.  That's  the  lot,  I  think. 
Except,  of  course,  Margaret  Guidwillie." 

"  Thank  God,  she  is  coming,"  Colonel 
Lamont  said  fervently.  "  She  has  a  tongue 
that  would  take  the  skin  off  a  rhino,  but  I 
would  sooner  have  her  at  my  back  in  a  row 
than  any  ten  men.  She  ought  to  be  here 
for  tea,  for  she  is  coming  by  the  ferry  from 
Rona.  I  sent  the  wagonette  to  meet  her." 

The  girl  seemed  unsatisfied.  "  Didn't 
Uncle  Arthur  say  something  about  a 
Labour  Member  ?  " 

"  Oh,  my  dear,  I  forgot.  Yes,  he  is  one 
of  Martha's  friends.  He  has  been  very  ill 
and  recruiting  in  Scotland.  His  name  " 
—and  she  consulted  a  small  address-book 
in  her  bag — u  is  James  Burford.  Martha 
calls  him  '  Jimmie,'  and  often  *  My 
Jimmie.'  " 

"  I  must  confess  that  the  thought  of  him 
makes  me  confoundedly  nervous,"  said 
Colonef  Lamont.  "  I  don't  a  bit  trust 
Martha  Lavender's  judgment.  You  re- 

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member  when  she  planted  me  with  a 
young  Hindu  who  was  some  beastly  kind 
of  a  god.  The  fellow  may  be  as  spiky  as 
a  hedgehog,  if  he  is  not  as  mad  as  a  hatter. 
I  never  met  a  Labour  Member  in  my 
life." 

"  He  is  not  a  Member/'  said  his  wife. 
"  He  was  beaten  by  ten  thousand  votes  by 
the  man  who  makes  all  the  potted  meats. 
Martha  says  he  is  a  saint." 

"  A  what  !  "  exclaimed  Mr.  Burford's 
prospective  host  in  dire  alarm. 

Then  he  turned  and  gazed  at  the  grass 
slopes  beyond  the  sunk  fence,  for  someone 
was  making  his  way  towards  them  from 
that  quarter.  The  stranger  was  obviously 
out  of  breath  and  took  a  long  time  to  cross 
the  ha-ha.  Then  he  caught  sight  of  the 
house  and  stood  blinking  at  it,  till  he  be- 
came conscious  of  the  presence  of  people 
in  the  arbour. 

As  he  turned  towards  them  Colonel 
Lamont  saw  a  squarely-built  man  of  about 

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thirty-five,  with  a  broad,  cheerful  face. 
Short-sighted  blue  eyes  peered  through 
horn  spectacles,  and  a  thatch  of  untidy  hair 
was  revealed,  since  he  had  removed  his  hat 
to  cool  his  brow.  He  was  curiously  dressed 
for  that  part  of  the  world,  wearing  a  black 
coat  and  a  bowler  hat.  In  his  hand  he 
carried  a  small  kit-bag,  which  he  dumped 
on  the  gravel  walk. 

:<  Is  it  Colonel  Lament  ?  ''  he  asked, 
beaming  at  the  party  in  the  arbour. 

"  I  am  James  Burford,  sir/'  he  con- 
tinued. "  I  was  due  to  come  to-morrow, 
but  the  weather  was  so  fine  that  I  got  a 
small  boat  to  put  me  over  to  Kylanish  and 
I  walked  the  rest .  It 's  a  bit  of  an  intrusion, 
but  you  know  what  we  city  folks  are  like 
when  we  get  on  holiday." 

He  spoke  in  a  soft  West-Midland  voice 
with  a  slurring  of  "  s's  "  and  a  slight  burr 
in  the  "  r's  "  ;  and  he  looked  so  friendly 
and  boy-like  as  he  made  his  apologies  that 
his  three  hearers  vied  with  each  other  in 

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declaring  their  pleasure  at  the  sight  of 
him. 

Presently  across  the  lawn  came  the 
butler,  followed  by  a  footman  and  a 
parlourmaid  with  the  materials  of  tea. 
Ere  Mrs.  Lamont  had  poured  out  a  single 
cup  ,the  butler  appeared  again,  ushering 
another  guest,  at  the  sight  of  whom  Colonel 
Lamont  leaped  to  his  feet  in  a  fervour  of 
welcome. 

The  newcomer  was  a  tall  lady  clad  in  a 
dark  green  tartan  skirt,  a  tweed  coat  and  a 
well-worn  leather  hat.  She  might  have 
been  any  age  between  forty  and  sixty,  for 
her  face  bore  the  marks  rather  of  weather 
than  of  time.  In  her  big,  gauntleted 
hands  she  swung  a  stick  like  a  shepherd's 
crook,  and  her  walk  was  that  of  one  more 
familiar  with  the  moors  than  the  pavements. 
Mr.  Burford  once  again  removed  his 
bowler  as  he  was  presented  to  the  Lady 
Guidwillie  of  Waucht. 

"  Tea,  as  you  love  me,  Kathie,"  she 
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said.  "  I've  got  an  appetite  like  a  hunter/' 
and,  seizing  two  buttered  scones,  she  began 
her  meal. 

Colonel  Lamont  detained  the  retreating 
butler.  "  What  about  your  luggage,  Mr. 
Burford  ?  "  he  asked. 

"  It's  all  here,"  said  that  gentleman, 
handing  over  his  little  bag.  :t  I'm  one 
that  travels  light." 

*  You  know  something  about  food, 
Kathie,"  observed  Lady  Guidwillie  when 
she  had  taken  the  edge  off  her  hunger. 

'  I  hope  you  don't  think  it  wicked  to 
have  tea  in  the  old-fashioned  way,"  said 
the  hostess  to  Mr.  Burford.  "  We  cut 
off  cream  and  sugar  and  cakes  during  the 
war,  but  Arthur  made  me  have  them  back 
again." 

"  And  quite  right  too.  I  am  not  going 
to  let  the  war  or  anything  else  come  be- 
tween me  and  a  good  tea." 

Lady    Guidwillie    regarded    him    with 
curiosity  mingled  with  approval.     He  had 
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suddenly  risen  and  was  staring  towards  the 
west,  where  a  very  beautiful  golden  shim- 
mer lay  on  the  sea.  "  That  beats  cock- 
fighting,"  was  his  tribute.  Then  he  an- 
nounced his  wish  to  get  to  higher  ground 
to  see  what  lay  behind  a  certain  woody 
cape,  and  Phyllis  was  commandeered  to 
show  him  the  road. 

"  Who  on  earth  is  he  ?  "  asked  Lady 
Guidwillie,  as  soon  as  the  two  were  out  of 
earshot. 

"  A  Labour  Member,"  said  Mrs.  La- 
mont.  "  At  least  he  was  before  the  last 
election.  He  is  a  friend  of  Martha  Laven- 
der. She  says  he's  a  saint." 

c<  Let  me  hear  what  sort  of  menagerie 
you  have  brought  me  into.  I  have  been 
so  bored  at  Waucht  that  I  want  to  go  into 
society.  First,  who  are  the  women  ?  I 
think  you  told  me  that  Martha  was 
coming  ?  " 

"  By  to-morrow's  boat.    You  like  her, 
don't  you,  Margaret  ?  >: 
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"  I  love  her.  What  is  her  latest  form  of 
mischief -making  ?  " 

"  Oh,  I  don't  agree.  She  never  makes 
mischief.  She  is  always  on  the  side  of  the 
angels." 

"  The  elves,  you  mean.  Her  father 
didn't  make  a  fortune  in  the  Chicago 
wheat-pit.  Her  father  was  Puck,  and  she 
follows  him  in  putting  a  girdle  round  the 
earth.  Next?" 

"  Ursula  Aspenden." 

!*  Kind  and  silly.  I  make  it  my  business 
to  shock  her  on  every  possible  occasion." 

"  And  Jeanne  Sevenoaks." 

"  I  retire.  She'll  do  the  shocking.  Why 
does  she  insist  upon  being  called  Jeanne  ? 
Her  good  father  christened  her  Jane.  He 
was  a  most  excellent  man  who  used  to 
take  one  of  Guidwillie's  moors  and  made  a 
great  deal  of  money  in  floorcloth  some- 
where near  Falkirk.  .  .  .  Arthur,  I  hear 
you  are  getting  peevish.  You  are  not  like 
Doris  Cranlegh,  I  hope,  who  thinks  that 
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the  war  has  been  fought  in  vain  because 
she  can't  get  under-housemaids  ?  >] 

Colonel  Lamont  smiled  down  on  his  old 
friend.  "  I  don't  think  I  am  peevish,  but 
I  am  a  little  out  of  my  bearings.  We  all 
are.  I  want  something  extra  fine  to^come 
out  of  the  business  when  the  price  has  been 
so  high.  You  see,  I  cannot  bear  to  think 
that  our  best  have  died  except  for  the 
very  best." 

"  No,"  said  Lady  Guidwillie,  in  what 
for  her  was  a  very  gentle  tone.  "  No,  that 
is  not  to  be  borne." 

"  And  since  the  whole  nation  has  suf- 
fered everyone  must  feel  thesame." 

"  Has  the  whole  nation  suffered  ?  Some 
have  led  very  sheltered  lives.  Our  own 
class  has  paid  nobly,  and  the  poor,  and  the 
lower  middle  class  most  of  all.  The  little 
tradesmen  and  professional  men,  I  mean. 
But  there  have  been  big  ugly  patches  of 
embusques  and  profiteers,  and  I  do  not  see 
why  the  working  classes  at  home  should 
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take  so  much  credit  to  themselves.  They 
worked  hard,  no  doubt,  but  they  were 
never  in  danger  and  had  mighty  fine  wages, 
while  the  soldiers  flirted  with  death  for  a 
shilling  a  day.  I. wonder  what  your  black- 
coated  friend  says  to  that  ?  " 

Mr.  Burford  and  Phyllis  were  returning. 
As  he  reached  the  arbour  a  footman 
approached  and  asked  him  for  his  keys. 

f<  Never  had  any,"  he  said  cheerily. 
"  The  old  bag's  got  a  broken  lock." 


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II 


In  which  the  ears  of  the  company  are  assailed  by 
sundry  political  phrases.     . 

LADY  SEVENOAKS  and  Mrs.  Lavender  on 
the  evening  of  their  arrival  were  walking 
on  the  south  terrace  awaiting  the  summons 
of  the  dressing-bell.  They  were  a  re- 
markable contrast,  the  first  tall,  slim  and 
golden-haired,  with  somewhat  languid  blue 
eyes,  the  second  dark  and  small  and  alert 
as  a  linnet.  Both  were  libertines  in  speech, 
the  one  with  a  talent  for  epigrammatic 
extravagance,  the  other  shrewd  and  racy 
as  one  of  her  husband's  cowpunchers. 
That  gentleman,  indeed,  was  wont  to 
remark  that  he  would  back  his  Martha 
to  talk  down  a  Democratic  primary,  and 
that  if  her  old-time  namesake  of  the  Scrip - 

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tures  had  been  like  her  he  reckoned  Mary 
would  have  quit  business. 

"  Martha,  darling,"  said  Lady  Seven- 
oaks.  "Did  you  ever — ever  in  your  life — see 
such  a  collection  as  Kathie  has  got  to- 
gether ?  Her  parties  were  always  like  a 
table  d'hote,  but  this  beats — how  do  you 
say  it,  darling  ?  " 

"  The  band/'  said  Mrs.  Lavender. 

"It  is  so  difficult  for  me,  you  know, 
feeling  as  I  do  about  George's  career  and 
the  shameful  way  he  has  been  treated- 
William  Jacob,  of  course,  is  a  true  friend. 
But  it  was  Wyper  and  his  horrid  cranks 
that  wrecked  our  party.  And  the  Labour 
man — Bunyan,  isn't  it  ? — I  know  just 
how  unpleasant  he  will  be,  talking  nonsense 
about  the  triumph  of  democracy  and  ex- 
ulting in  the  destruction  of  what  he  calls 
the  Old  Gang." 

"  Jimmie  was  beat  himself,"   said  the 

other.    "  And  he  never  exults.      It  isn't 

n   his   nature.    You  had  better  be   nice 

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about  Jimmie,  my  dear,  or  you  will  rouse 
the  lurking  savage  in  me.  Remember  I'm 
only  one  generation  removed  from  the 
pioneer." 

"  Well,  if  he  won't  exult,  Margaret 
Guidwillie  will.  I  can  see  it  in  her  rude 
old  eyes.  Some  day  soon  I  shall  detest 
her.  Poor  Guidwillie !  She  never  ap- 
preciated him.  He  died  of  a  surfeit  of 
haggis  and -brown  sherry — such  an  odd 
death,  darling,  but  so  characteristic.  George 
always  loved  dining  with  him." 

"  She  is  the  only  woman  in  the  world," 
said  Mrs.  Lavender,  "  that  I  think  I  am 
a  little  afraid  of.  Your  grand  dames  don't 
worry  me  a  cent.  They're  always  acting 
stylish,  and  if  you  kick  away  their  little 
pedestal  they  look  foolish.  But  she's  so 
sure  of  herself  that  she  never  wants  to 
be  anybody  else.  Twenty  generations  of 
cold  north-masters  and  high-handed 
economy  and  the  Presbyterian  religion 
give  a  woman  something  to  stand  on.  I 

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feel  new  and  raw  before  her,  like  a  small, 
impudent  Israelite  looking  up  at  the  walls 
of  Jericho/' 

At  that  moment  the  dressing-bell 
sounded,  and  as  the  two  ladies  moved 
upstairs  they  encountered  'Mr.  Albert 
Wyper.  He  carried  an  attache  case  and 
several  weekly  papers.  He  had  a  soft, 
shapeless  face,  a  humourless  eye  and  an 
untidy  person. 

"  I  have  found  a  new  theory  of  demo- 
cracy in  a  French  review/'  he  said,  "  and 
am  writing  a  letter  to  the  New  Republic 
on  the  subject.  It  may  interest  you,  Lady 
Sevenoaks,  for  one  of  your  husband's 
speeches  is  the  text." 

"  Martha,"  said  that  lady  at  her  bed- 
room door,  "  this  is  a  very  foolish  world. 
When  I  was  a  young  girl  Democracy 
meant  the  Liberal  majority,  and  was 
chiefly  mentioned  in  the  House  of  Lords. 
Then  the  Labour  Party  discovered  the 
word  and  it  came  to  mean  the  Poor. 

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Now  it  stands  for  everything  which 
any  speaker  likes  and  agrees  with.  If 
we  had  come  in,  we  should  have  been 
triumphant  Democracy  ;  as  it  is  we  are 
effete  aristocrats  whom  the  democrats  of 
Carlton  House  Terrace  and  Eccleston 
Square  are  going  to  slay.  I  wish  we  could 
go  back  to  Whig  and  Tory.  They  were 
prettier  words  and  meant  something.  I 
know  they  will  all  talk  about  Democracy  at 
dinner  and  I  shall  be  quite  unwell." 

But  at  dinner  the  high  clear  voice  of  Mrs. 
Aspenden  discoursed  of  history. 

"  I  have  been  reading  all  about  this 
place,"  she  announced.  "  Do  you  know 
that  St.  Brandan  came  here  on  his  great 
voyage  ?  It  is  his  Island  of  Sheep,  where 
he  found  the  lamb  for  the  Paschal  sacrifice. 
There  is  a  beautiful  passage  about  it 
translated  out  of  some  old  Latin  chronicle. 
He  sailed,  you  remember,  out  of  tempes- 
tuous seas  and  came  suddenly  to  a  green 
isle  of  peace  with  sheep  feeding  among  the 
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meadows.  And  long  after  him  the  monks 
had  their  cells  on  the  west  shore  looking  out 
to  the  sunset.  Who  can  tell  me  more 
about  it  ?  " 

"You  had  better  talk  to  Mr.  Mac- 
millan,"  said  the  host.  :<  He  is  the 
minister,  and  you'll  hear  him  preach  to- 
morrow." 

:f  He  is  the  great  scholar  of  these  parts, " 
Lady  Guidwillie  volunteered.  "  But  he's 
not  very  interested  in  the  monks.  He 
prefers  the  ruffians  from  whom  I  descend — 
the  Northmen  who  came  down  on  the 
islands  and  cleared  out  the  saints." 

"  How  horrible  !  "  said  Mrs.  Aspenden. 
"  It  sounds  as  if  he  were  a  Prussian." 

Colonel  Lamont  laughed.  "  He'd  be 
amused  if  you  told  him  that.  In  the  war  he 
was  chaplain  to  one  of  the  Cameron  batta- 
lions, and  he  used  to  go  over  the  top  with 
the  men  and  lay  about  him.  He's  a  good 
man  of  his  hands,  Macmillan." 

Mr.  Christopher  Normand  was  sitting 
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next  to  Lady  Sevenoaks.  He  was  a  strongly- 
built  man  of  forty-five,  whose  clean-shaven 
face  had  the  high  gloss  given  by  much  open 
air  and  a  good  digestion.  But  for  his 
lameness  he  was  a  fine  figure  of  masculine 
strength.  A  curious  sadness  in  his  eye  and 
a  delicacy  about  the  mouth  and  chin 
softened  the  impression  of  vigour  given 
by  his  bodily  presence,  and  his  brow  was 
rather  that  of  a  scholar  and  dreamer  than  of 
a  Yorkshire  hunting  squire. 

"  I  like  the  story, "  he  said  to  his  neigh- 
bour. "  To  come  out  of  stormy  seas  to  a 
green  isle  of  quietness  !  It  is  what  we  are 
all  seeking.  Democracy  is  a  great  and 
wonderful  thing,  but  it  does  not  make  for 
peace." 

*  There  !  "  exclaimed  Lady  Sevenoaks. 
;<  I  knew  it.  Already  we  have  reached  that 
odious  subject. " 

11  Which  ?  "   asked  the   man.     "  Peace 
or  Democracy  ?  " 

"  She    means    Democracy,"    said    Mrs. 
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Lavender.  "  Jeanne  is  sore  about  it,  for 
it  has  jilted  her." 

"  My  dear  Jaiie,"  said  Lady  Guidwillie, 
"it  is  you  who  are  inconstant.  Six  years 
ago  the  word  was  never  out  of  your  mouth. 
Whenever  your  party  was  in  a  hole  you 
declared  it  was  fighting  the  battle  of 
Democracy.  When  you  were  told  that 
you  had  lost  the  support  of  sensible  people, 
you  said  that  anyhow  Democracy  was  on 
your  side.  You  once  announced,  I  re- 
member, that  triumphant  Democracy  would 
make  short  work  of  people  like  me  .  .  . 
Surely  the  thing  can't  have  changed  so 
utterly  in  six  years." 

Lady  Sevenoaks  raised  her  languid  eye- 
lids. 

"  It  has.  Then  it  meant  something. 
Now  it  means  precisely  what  a  few  thousand 
different  people  choose  to  make  it  mean.  It 
is  democracy  to  make  Germany  pay  all  our 
bills,  and  democracy  to  forgive  our  enemies. 
It  is  democratic  to  establish  new  nationali- 
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ties,  and  democratic  to  get  rid  of  nationality 
altogether.  The  whole  of  political  debate 
nowadays  is  one  welter  of  crudities  and 
contradictions/' 

The  fine  voice  of  Sir  William  Jacob  was 
heard.  "  We  must  stick  to  proved  defini- 
tions. For  me  it  has  been  defined  once 
and  for  all  by  Lincoln — government  of  the 
people  by  the  people  and  for  the  people." 

"  An  idle  dream,"  said  Mr.  Normand. 
"  Of  the  people — yes.  For  the  people- 
perhaps  in  good  time,  when  we  have  hanged 
a  few  score  political  arrivistes.  But  by 
the  people — never.  Government  is  an 
expert  business,  like  any  other  science.  You 
can  choose  your  administrators  from  any 
class,  but  they  will  still  be  a  sect  apart. 
You  can  no  more  give  all  the  people  a  share 
in  the  practice  of  government  than  you  can 
make  them  all  their  own  dentists." 

Mr.  Wyper's  eye  brightened,  for  this 
kind  of  discussion  was  after  his  own  heart. 
1  That  is  an  old  difficulty,  but  it  seems  to 

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me  to  rest  in  a  confusion  of  thought.  The 
people  reign,  but  they  do  not  govern 
except  at  intervals.  No.  I  don't  mean 
General  Elections.  Three-fourths  of  ad- 
ministration they  are  content  to  entrust  to 
their  chosen  representatives  without  much 
supervision.  But  in  greater  matters  and 
the  things  which  affect  them  deeply  they 
exercise,  and  should  exercise,  a  direct 
control  through  many  channels.  "  Our  busi- 
ness is  to  devise  a  machinery  of  government 
which  will  make  this  direct  control  easy 
and  exact  at  the  proper  moments  ...  I 
do  not  complain  of  the  last  election.  A 
nation  is  entitled  to  its  hour  of  pique  and 
prejudice  as  I  am  permitted  an  occasional 
fit  of  bad  temper/' 

"  Democracy,  then,  may  be  Tory  and 
Radical  and  Socialist  by  turns  and  yet 
remain  Democracy  ?  "  asked  Mr.  Nor- 
mand. 

"  Certainly/' 

"  It  is  a  comforting  doctrine  for  the  poli- 


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tician.  But  we  ordinary  folk  want  some- 
thing more.  We  want  it  to  be  wise.  What 
is  the  good  of  making  safe  the  world  for 
something  called  democracy  unless  that 
thing  is  worthy  of  safety  ?  We  are  too 
much  concerned  with  machinery  for  doing 
this  or  that,  and  we  do  not  stop  to  consider 
whether  this  or  that  is  worth  doing.  We 
are  very  German,  you  know." 

"  Surely,"  said  Sir  William  Jacob,  "  it 
is  worth  doing — to  make  the  will  of  the 
people  prevail." 

"  I  don't  see  why,  unless  it  is  a  good  will 
and  a  reasonable  will.  If  it  is  bad  and 
unjust  I  want  to  put  every  obstacle  in  the 
way  of  its  prevailing." 

Sir  William  laughed.  "  So  that  is  your 
Tory  Democracy,  my  dear  Normand.  It 
is  you  who  are  the  Prussian.  You  are 
prepared  to  let  the  people  govern  only  if 
they  behave  as  superior  persons  direct 
them.  That  is  not  my  notion  of  liberty." 

Christopher  Normand  demurred .    * '  The 

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sovereignty  of  the  people  is  a  fact,  and  only 
a  fool  would  try  to  upset  it.  But  I  don't 
see  why  it  should  be  necessarily  a  good 
thing.  It  may  be  extraordinarily  muddle- 
headed  and  perverse,  if  the  people  are 
foolish.  That's  my  objection  to  the  com- 
mon eulogists  of  Democracy.  The  sys- 
tem is  the  best  or  the  worst  according 
to  the  way  it  is  worked,  but  it  has  no  in- 
trinsic guarantee  of  goodness.  When  it's 
good  it's  very  very  good,  and  when  it  is 
bad  it's  horrid." 

Mr.  Burford  had  so  far  not  spoken  a 
word,  but  had  eaten  his  dinner  with  much 
contentment.  Now  he  observed  that  it 
was  high  time  politicians  stopped  being 
mealy-mouthed  about  the  People.  "  We 
can't  get  on/'  he  said,  "  without  a  bit  of 
rough-tonguing  when  we  deserve  it. 
There's  been  a  deal  too  much  of  the  cap- 
in-hand  business.  Working  folks  don't 
like  it." 

"I  sat  for  a  great  working-class  con- 

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stituency  for  many  years/'  said  Sir  William. 
"  I  found  they  responded  most  readily  to 
any  appeal  to  their  higher  instincts  .  .  . 
But  I  confess  that  these  higher  instincts 
seem  for  the  moment  to  be  submerged/' 

"  Not  a  bit  of  it,"  said  Mrs.  Lavender. 
"  They're  out  on  the  bust.  It  does  them 
good  to  kick  up  their  heels  now  and  then, 
the  same  as  you  and  me." 

The  picture  of  Sir  William  Jacob  kicking 
up  his  heels  in  the  company  of  Mrs. 
Lavender  was  too  much  for  the  gravity  of 
Mr.  Burfprd.  He  laughed  merrily,  but 
there  was  no  response  from  the  other 
guests.  Lady  Sevenoaks  was  fretful,  Mr. 
Normand  sunk  in  apparently  painful  medi- 
tations, Mr.  Wyper  cross,  and  Sir  William 
abstracted,  while  the  host  and  hostess  had 
had  their  worst  fears  confirmed  by  the  pre- 
ceding conversation.  Dinner  ended  in  a 
mood  of  dismal  resignation  to  fate. 

In  the  drawing-room  later  Mr.  Burford 
sat  beside  Phyllis. 

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I  hate  everybody's  pessimism,"  said  the 
girl. 

"  They  ain't  pessimistic/'  said  the  man. 
"  They're  only  puzzled,  You  see,  none 
of  them  have  been  fighting,  except  the 
Colonel." 

;<  But  you're  cheerful,  and  you  weren't 
fighting." 

"  No,"  he  said  sadly.  "  I  wasn't.  They 
wouldn't  have  me  even  for  a  Base  job. 
My  eyesight's  nothing  to  boast  of." 

"  And  yet  you  don't  stand  aside  and 
prophesy  darkly  about  the  People,  as  if 
they  were  some  new  kind  of  influenza." 

"  I'd  have  to  get  outside  my  skin  to  do 
it,"  he  said,  tilting  up  his  spectacles  and 
peering  at  her  with  his  curious,  merry 
eyes.  "I'm  one  of  them,  just  an  ordinary 
sample  of  the  forty  million  working  folk 
they're  so  scared  at.  You  wouldn't  ask 
me  to  get  scared  at  myself  ?  " 


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Ill 


An  Island  Sabbath  morning.  The  Minister  of  the 
parish  mounts  the  chaire  de  vente.  Two  young  men 
and  a  Labour  leader  enliven  a  depressed  gathering. 

THE  Sabbath  morning  dawned  blue  and 
shining,  with  that  delicate  clear  light  which 
is  found  only  in  an  island  set  amid  miles 
of  sea.  A  light  wind  came  from  the  main- 
land, bringing  scents  of  spring.  Under 
ordinary  circumstances  Colonel  Lamont 
would  have  been  in  good  spirits  and  would 
have  whistled  his  one  tune,  "  Auld  Lang 
Syne,"  while  dressing,  but  the  memory  of 
the  depression  of  the  previous  evening 
weighed  him  down. 

"  We've  got  a  nice  collection  of  Job's 
comforters/'  he  informed  his  wife. 

"  I  can't  understand  it,"  was  the  plain- 

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tive  reply.  "  Even  Ursula,  who  used  to  be 
so  sweet,  is  difficult." 

"  Burford  is  the  only  fellow  who  isn't 
afraid  to  laugh.  I  like  him  immensely. 
He  reminds  me  of  an  old  collie  my  father 
had  when  I  was  a  child.  Same  jolly, 
trusty  eyes." 

'  I  think  Jeanne  is  in  a  very  bad  temper," 
said  his  wife.  "  Poor  darling,  she  has  much 
to  try  her.  But  she  really  is  very  rude. 
Ursula  was  telling  us  about  the  Havering 
engagement,  and  said  they  were  touchingly 
happy.  Jeanne  said  in  her  gentlest  voice, 
which  always  frightens  me,  *  Yes,  I  saw 
them  last  week  lunching  at  the  Ritz.  As 
happy  as  two  little  birds.  And  such  ugly 
little  birds,  dear.'  " 

So  tonic  was  the  air,  however,  that  the 
company  at  breakfast  were  in  better  spirits. 
Mr.  Burford,  who  had  been  early  abroad, 
had  some  colour  in  his  face,  and  his  stub- 
born thatch  of  hair  was  in  more  than  its 
usual  disorder. 

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THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

Mrs.  Aspenden  had  a  grievance.  The 
night  before  she  had  inquired  as  to  the 
whereabouts  of  the  church,  and,  being 
uninstructed  in  the  theological  differences 
of  her  country,  had  set  out  according  to 
custom  for  early  service.  She  had  been 
sadly  disappointed. 

"  I  found  a  square  building  like  a  furni- 
ture repository,"  she  complained.  '  It 
was  locked,  and  there  was  nobody  about 
except  a  man  in  a  garden,  a  man  in  his 
shirt  sleeves  smoking  a  pipe." 

"  That  would  be  Macmillan,"  said 
Colonel  Lamont. 

"  The  parson  !  "  exclaimed  Mrs.  Aspen- 
den  in  horror.  '  Why  wasn't  his  church 
open,  if  only  that  one  might  pray  in 
it  ?  " 

:<  Dear  Ursula  is  very  High,"  whispered 
Lady  Sevenoaks  to  her  neighbour,  who 
happened  to  be  Mr.  Wyper.  "  She  finds 
spiritual  consolation  in  attending  private 
theatricals  before  breakfast."  Mr.  Wyper, 

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who  professed  agnosticism,  received  this 
piece  of  irreverence  with  sympathy. 

"  I  did  a  bit  of  praying  my  self, "  said  Mr. 
Burford.  "  But  I  did  it  on  the  lawn.  You 
don't  want  churches  on  a  May  morning." 

It  was  weather  which  did  not  permit  of 
lethargy,  and  when  the  Lamonts  appeared 
equipped  for  church  they  found  among 
their  guests  an  unexpected  desire  to  ac- 
company them.  Even  Mr.  Wyper  set 
down  his  attache  case,  from  which  he 
was  rarely  separated,  and  looked  for  his 
hat.  Lady  Sevenoaks  was  late  and  was 
therefore  compelled  to  accompany  Mrs. 
Aspenden,  who  was  driven  by  her  con- 
science to  attend  some  place  of  worship 
in  spite  of  the  irregularities  of  the  smoking 
parson. 

The  minister  was  a  man  of  fifty-five, 
short  in  stature,  black-bearded,  and  as 
strong  as  a  Highland  bull.  His  battered 
brown  complexion  and  far-sighted  grey 
eyes  gave  him  the  air  of  a  deep-sea  skipper 

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masquerading  as  a  landsman.  He  was  a 
bachelor  who  had  led  a  peaceful  life  of 
honest  parochial  work,  varied  with  ex- 
cursions into  scholarship  and  fishing  when- 
ever fish  were  to  be  caught,  till  the  war  had 
swept  him  to  France  for  four  strenuous 
years.  His  voice,  as  happens  sometimes 
with  such  a  figure,  was  one  of  great  sweet- 
ness and  melody,  and  he  spoke  pure 
English  with  a  soft  Gaelic  intonation. 

In  the  bare  little  kirk,  through  whose 
plain  glass  windows  might  be  seen  the 
wheeling  of  gulls  and  plovers  on  the  moor, 
there  was  but  a  slender  congregation. 
Most  waited  for  the  Gaelic  service  in  the 
afternoon,  for  Mr.  Macmillan's  English 
discourses  were  sometimes  hard  for  his 
parishioners  to  understand.  The  big  sheep- 
farmer  from  Lith,  having  had  a  heavy  week 
at  Oban,  was  soon  asleep.  The  family 
from  the  Kylanish  inn  had  new  clothes 
and  sat  in  self-conscious  pride  ;  the  inn- 
keeper's son,  late  of  the  Argylls,  was  self- 
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THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

conscious  too,  for  he  was  a  hero  just 
returned  to  his  native  land.  A  few  fisher- 
men and  herds  made  up  the  rest  of  the 
flock,  save  for  Colonel  Lament's  party. 

Mr.  Macmillan,  taking  as  his  text  the 
First  Epistle  of  St.  Peter,  the  first  chapter, 
the  twelfth  verse  and  the  last  clause  of  the 
verse,  "  Which  things  the  angels  desire  to 
look  into,"  discoursed  upon  the  present 
discontents  and  asked  questions. 

Everyone,  he  said,  knew  roughly  for 
what  we  had  been  fighting.  We  had  been 
resisting  Germany's  claim  to  impose  her 
will  upon  the  world.  We  should  have 
been  right  in  our  opposition,  even  had  that 
will  been  a  good  will ;  but  as  a  matter  of 
fact  it  was  in  the  main  a  bad  will.  That 
point,  at  any  rate,  was  clear. 

But  now  came  the  difficulty.  We  were 
in  danger  of  labelling  every  part  of  Ger- 
many's creed  as  evil  and  of  affirming  as  our 
own  creed  the  direct  opposite.  For  ex- 
ample— 


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Germany  stood  for  the  super-nationality, 
the  big  co-ordinating  union  of  peoples. 
Bad,  no  doubt,  as  she  conceived  -it.  But 
was  the  principle  wrong  ?  The  alternative 
was  a  chaos  of  feeble  statelets  based  on 
trivial  differences — economically  weak,  poli- 
tically unstable.  Were  we  prepared  to 
put  all  the  emphasis  on  self-determination  ? 
If  we  did,  we  should  not  get  freedom,  but 
anarchy.  We  should  undo  the  long  work 
of  civilisation. 

Again,  Germany  stood  in  an  arrogant 
and  offensive  way  for  nationality  itself, 
fidelity,  as  Burke  said,  to  the  platoon  in 
which  men  are  born.  We  entered  the  war 
for  the  same  principle,  because  Germany 
had  pressed  hers  so  far  that  it  had  become 
incompatible  with  the  existence  of  any 
other  nationalism.  But  some  of  the  oppo- 
sition to  Germany  came  from  people  to 
whom  the  whole  notion  of  nationality 
was  repugnant.  During  the  war  we  made 
a  pet  of  the  extreme  German  Socialists 
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THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP 

who  would  divide  the  world  horizontally 
by  classes.  Let  us  beware  lest  in  opposing 
Germany's  foolish  exaggeration  we  denied 
a  doctrine  which  lay  at  the  root  of  civilisa- 
tion, and  allied  ourselves  with  civilisa- 
tion's arch  enemies.  "  Non  tali  aumlio" 
said  Mr.  Macmillan. 

Lastly,  Germany  stood  for  something 
not  wholly  material  or  base.  She  had  an 
ideal,  cross-grained  and  perverted  in  the 
hearts  of  many  of  her  classes,  but  amongst 
simple  folk  capable  of  affording  an  honest 
inspiration.  At  its  worst  it  was  something 
not  utterly  without  moral  value,  something 
which  involved  renunciation  and  sacrifice. 
It  was  nobler  than  mere  loaves  and  fishes. 
She  believed  in  the  historic  state,  enriched 
with  the  long-descended  gifts  of  timej 
though  in  her  folly  she  mistook  the 
mechanical  for  the  organic.  But  were 
there  no  mechanists  among  her  opponents  ? 
There  were  those,  even  in  Britain,  who 
sought  to  defeat  Germany  only  to  replace 

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her  blunder  by  one  of  their  own — to  set 
up  a  British  or  American  or  French  world- 
mechanism  instead  of  a  Teutonic.  The 
selfish  rich  on  the  one  side  and  the  crude 
demagogue  on  the  other  both  dreamed  of  a 
Prussianism  not  a  whit  nobler  and  far  less 
well-considered  than  Germany's.  "  For 
God's  sake,"  said  the  preacher,  "  do  not 
let  us  forsake  the  complex  legacy  of  the  past, 
with  its  equipoise  and  balance  and  deep 
foundations,  for  a  jerry-built  usurpation  of 
some  raw  new  class.  Let  us  oppose 
Germany's  darkness,  not  her  gleams  of 
light.  Those  who  would  base  the  world 
on  a  shallow  Marxian  materialism  are  more 
Prussian  than  the  Prussians.  The  Junker 
creed  has  more  idealism  than  the  Spartacist, 
and  the  Russians  who  fought  for  a  corrupt 
Czardom  were  better  men  than  the  Bolshe- 
viks who  fight  for  their  own  pockets." 

Mr.  Macmillan,  conscious  of  an  honour- 
able record  in  the  war,  thus  paid  his  tribute 
to  our  late  enemies.  Himself  a  determined 

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Calvinist,  he  now  said  a  good  word  for  the 
Church  of  Rome. 

:<  I  have  no  particular  weakness  for  the 
Vatican/'  he  observed,  <!<  but,  again,  let 
us  fight  against  darkness  and  not  against 
light.  The  Roman  Church  stands  for 
much  which  the  world  dare  not  lose.  We 
have  been  irritated  by  its  apparent  weakness 
and  time-serving,  but  let  us  consider  its 
strength.  It  is  for  the  historic  bequest  of 
Europe  against  crude  novelties,  for  a 
spiritual  interpretation  of  life  against  a 
barren  utilitarianism,  for  dogma  and  ascer- 
tained truth  against  the  opportunist,  the 
sciolist  and  the  half-baked.  Those  of  us 
who  believe  in  God  cannot  do  without  its 
aid.  By  all  means  let  us  condemn  its 
blunders  in  diplomacy  and  politics,  but  do 
not  let  us  abuse  it  as  a  dead  hand  on  a  living 
world.  For,  if  it  is  dead,  then  the  world 
also  is  dying." 

"  I  appeal  to  you/'  he  concluded,  "  to 
cultivate  honesty  and  scrupulousness  of 

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mind.  In  the  present  welter  of  ideas  we 
may  drift  towards  false  gods.  If  we  make 
our  creed  the  exact  opposite  of  all  that 
Germany  strove  for,  then  without  doubt  we 
shall  slip  into  a  worse  kind  of  Germanism, 
shoddier,  narrower,  falser  than  that  which 
we  have  fought  in  the  field.  Let  us  try  to 
forget  political  tactics  and  do  a  little  serious 
thinking  about  principles." 

This  appeal  had  no  effect  upon  the  sheep- 
farmer  from  Lith,  who  slumbered  through 
it,  or  on  the  young  ladies  from  the  inn,  who 
did  not  understand  it.  The  native  con- 
gregation were  waiting  for  the  good  gospel 
in  Gaelic  in  the  afternoon.  But  Colonel 
Lament's  party  listened  with  an  attention 
which  few  of  them  had  been  in  the  habit 
of  according  to  a  sermon. 

As  they  walked  home  by  the  white  moor- 
road  Mrs.  Lavender  approached  her 
hostess. 

'  Tell  me,  Kathie  dear,  when  are  the 
boys  coming  ?  You  said  you  expected 
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George  Maldwin  and  my  little  cousin 
Penrose." 

"  They  should  be  here  after  dinner. 
They  get  a  boat  from  Rona.  George  was 
to  motor  there  this  "morning. " 

"  I  hope  you  won't  mind,  but  I  asked 
Penrose  to  bring  on  D.  C.  Jonas.  He  was  in 
Glasgow  for  an  engineers'  conference,  and 
I  thought  he  would  be  the  better  for  your 
sea  breezes.  Besides  I  want  you  all  to  see 
him.  An  hour  or  two  of  Dan  will  do  you 
highbrows  a  deal  of  good." 

Mrs.  Lamont  wrinkled  her  brows  as  if 
personally  affected  by  the  word,  !<  De- 
lighted, my  dear.  But  won't  he  make  us 
more  depressed  ?  Jeanne  is  so  angry  with 
the  Labour  people,  and  none  of  us  seem  to 
be  in  the  best  of  spirits." 

"  Oh,  Dan  won't  depress  you,"  said  Mrs. 
Lavender.  "  He'll  cheer,  you  up.  We 
need  it  too,  for  Jimmie  is  no  earthly  use. 
He's  so  happy  here  that  he  talks  no  more 
than  a  graven  image." 

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Luncheon  was  a  silent  meal,  and  there- 
after, when  the  party  sorted  itself  into 
groups  for  the  afternoon  walk,  Christopher 
Normand  chose  a  book  from  the  library  and 
settled  himself  with  it  in  the  arbour.  He 
was  in  a  sad  reflective  mood,  and  the  work, 
which  was  the  "  Homilies  "  of  St.  Gregory 
the  Great,  fitted  his  temper.  He  found  one 
sentence  in  it  which  so  pleased  him  that  he 
transcribed  it  into  a  note-book.  ;t  If  we 
yet  love  such  a  world  as  this,  it  is  not  joys 
but  wounds  that  we  love." 

Mr.  Normand  about  tea-time  had  come  to 
the  conclusion,  from  the  examination  of  his 
own  mind,  that  at  the  moment  there  was  a 
deplorable  lack  of  good-humour  in  the 
world.  His  conclusion  was  not  weakened 
by  the  return  of  the  walking  parties.  Lady 
Sevenoaks  by  some  mischance  had  been 
paired  with  Mr.  Wyper,  who  had  treated  her 
to  that  peculiar  form  of  patronage  which 
made  him  unpopular  with  his  own  sex. 
His  habit  was  to  lay  down  some  thesis  and 


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invite  criticisms,  and  to  receive  such  criti- 
cisms with  the  smiling  condescension  with 
which  a  governess  greets  the  crude  efforts 
of  a  backward  child.  He  had  what  is 
called  a  "  mobile  "  countenance,  and  his 
eyebrows  and  eyes  were  in  constant  move- 
ment, so  that  Lady  Guidwillie  had  occasion 
to  observe  to  her  host  that  she  wished 
something  could  be  done  to  make  the  man 
demobilise  his  face. 

Mrs.  Lavender,  too,  was  out  of  temper 
with  Mr.  Burford.  He,  alone  of  the  party ? 
was  in  the  best  of  spirits,  but  he  refused  to 
communicate  the  secret  of  his  content.  He 
had  hunted  enthusiastically  for  the  eggs  of 
the  black-headed  gull  when  Mrs.  Lavender 
would  fain  have  had  him  show  his  intellec- 
tual paces  before  her  friends.  On  the 
subject  of  the  sermon  of  the  morning  he  had 
refused  to  be  drawn,  only  remarking  that 
"  he  liked  the  look  of  the  chap,  and  meant  to 
have  a  good  yarn  with  him  some  day 


soon.' 


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At  dinner,  which,  owing  to  the  mildness 
of  the  air,  took  place  out  of  doors  on  the 
south  terrace,  Mr.  Wyper  was  much  dis- 
posed to  argument. 

"  I  had  hoped,"  he  said,  "  to  see  Mac- 
millan  here  this  evening.  Isn't  it  the  cus- 
tom in  country  houses  that  the  parson  dines 
on  Sunday  night  ?  " 

He  was  informed  by  Colonel  Lamont 
that  Mr.  Macmillan  had  strict  views  on  the 
observance  of  the  Sabbath  and  would  as 
soon  think  of  dining  out  on  that  day  as  of 
setting  up  a  confessional.  "  He's  coming 
here  one  night  soon  if  he  gets  back  in  time 
from  the  fishing.  You  can't  depend  upon 
him  if  the  sea  trout  are  running  in  Lith 
Water." 

u  He  interests  me  enormously,"  conti- 
nued Mr.  Wyper.  "  An  honest  obscuran- 
tist !  His  point  of  view  is,  of  course, 
very  much  that  of  our  late  enemies.  Had 
everyone  been  as  honest  as  he  the  war 
would  have  died  away  in  the  first  month 

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from  very  shame.  The  school  of  thought 
to  which  I  belong  is  the  extreme  antithesis 
of  Germanism,  but  we  opposed  the  war 
because  we  knew  very  well  that  this  country 
did  not  fight  with  clean  hands.  Macmillan, 
you  tell  me,  was  ardently  bellicose  and 
served  in  the  field,  and  now  that  he  has  won 
he  is  in  terror  lest  his  victory  should  be 
complete.  He  realises  that  he  has  been 
fighting  against  his  own  creed.  It  is  all 
very  typical  of  our  national  confusion  of 
thought." 

Sir  William  Jacob  shook  his  head.  !<  I 
see  no  confusion.  I  think  wre  had  some 
very  good  sense  this  morning — some  truths 
which  to  me  personally  were  very  dis- 
quieting. The  parson's  advice  was  to  keep 
our  heads  clear,  and,  because  we  had  to 
smash  a  perversion,  not  to  be  betrayed  into 
a  denial  of  the  truths  which  had  been  per- 
verted. That  seems  to  be  plain  enough." 

*  That  is  a  fair  debating  point,  Jacob," 
said  Mr.  Wyper.  :'  But  it  has  no  substance. 

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My  argument  is  that  these  doctrines  must 
from  their  very  nature  be  liable  to  constant 
perversion.  So  soon  as  you  accept  nation- 
ality and  the  historic  state  and  the  large 
political  organism  you  slip  insensibly  into 
the  vice  of  Prussianism.  Will  anyone 
deny  that  our  British  Imperialists  held  in 
reality  the  German  faith,  and  only  missed 
its  enormities  because  they  were  less  able 
and  logical  than  the  Kaiser  and  his 
Marshals  ?  " 

All,  including  Sir  William  Jacob,  seemed 
disposed  to  deny  it,  but  their  hostess 
anticipated  them. 

"  We  shall  have  Mr.  Philip  Lenchard 
here  on  Tuesday.  We  had  better  leave  the 
British  Empire  to  be  defended  by  him." 

"  I  sincerely  hope  so,"  said  Mrs,  Laven- 
der pensively.  "  Philip  promised  me  to  let 
nothing  stand  in  the  way.  But  you  know, 
my  dear,  he  is  in  serious  danger  of  being 
made  a  god.  His  visit  to  India  was  far 
too  successful.  He  is  just  that  mixture  of 

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Herbert  Spencer  and  Buddha  that  Orientals 
love.  I  hear  that  there  is  quite  a  powerful 
body  already  which  worships  him  and  burns 
Blue-books  in  his  honour." 

"  I  wish,"  said  Lady  Sevenoaks,  "  I 
wish  that  some  of  our  politicians  could 
be  deified.  It  would  be  such  a  dignified 
way  of  getting  rid  of  them.  They  won't 
be  satisfied  with  ordinary  peerages,  so  we 
might  make  them  Divi.  It  would  be  a  very 
complete  way  of  kicking  them  upstairs, 
for  of  course  it  would  be  sacrilege  if  they 
came  back  to  politics.  Mr.  Hepplewhite, 
for  example.  I  simply  cannot  tell  you  the 
mess  that  man  made  of  things  in  Paris. 
George  says  they  imported  hundreds  of 
clerks,  and,  took  hotels  and  stuffed  them 
with  experts  on  every  kind  of  irrelevant 
question  like  the  origin  of  the  Kurds  and 
the  land  system  of  Nebuchadnezzar,  and 
the  whole  shepherded  by  nosy  young  men 
in  big  spectacles,  which  is  the  new  Foreign 
Office  type.  George  says  the  French  began 

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by  giggling   at    us  and   then   grew  very 


cross/' 


"  It  seems,"  said  Colonel  Lamont  dole- 
fully, "  that  we  have  won  the  war  and 
are  doing  our  best  to  lose  all  the  fruits  of 
it.  Nothing  has  gone  right  since  that 
infernal  Armistice." 

The  tone  was  so  dejected  that  Christopher 
Normand's  sense  of  comedy  was  stirred. 
"  Cheer  up,  old  man,"  he  said.  :<  In  time 
we'll  get  used  to  the  horrors  of  this  Peace 
to  end  peace  .  .  .  We're  all  getting  too 
pessimistic.  After  all,  none  of  our  troubles 
are  new.  Read  the  Memoirs  of  a  hundred 
years  ago  and  see  the  fools  our  people  made 
of  themselves  at  European  Congresses — 
hordes  of  smart  women  and  flimsy  bureau- 
crats cumbering  the  busy  men.  Even 
our  Labour  troubles,  every  one  of  them, 
have  a  long  ancestry.  I  am  prone  to  the 
dumps  myself,  and  the  best  cure  is  to  read 
a  little  history." 

Mr.  Normand  had  raised  his  voice,  as  his 

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habit  was  when  he  was  in  earnest,  and 
three  new-comers  had  approached  the  table 
ere  the  diners  were  aware  of  their  presence. 
Two  were  tall  young  men  ;  one  was  small 
and  middle-aged,  with  a  thin  face,  fiery 
red  hair,  and  restless  brown  eyes.  This 
last  caught  the  concluding  words  of  Mr. 
Normand,  for  he  signalised  his  advent  with 
loud  approval. 

"  'Ear  !  'Ear  !  "  he  said.  "  That's  well 
spoken.  What  we  all  want  is  to  learn  a  bit 
of  'ist'ry." 

While  they  were  being  welcomed  by  the 
host  and  hostess  Lady  Sevenoaks  asked  Mrs. 
Lavender  their  names. 

"  The  tallest  is  George  Maldwin — Stan- 
bury-Maldwin.  A  great  friend  of  mine, 
and  the  best  man  to  hounds  in  Northamp- 
tonshire." 

"  A  Guardsman,  I  suppose,"  said  Lady 
Sevenoaks.  "  They  all  have  double  names 
and  places  in  the  Midlands. " 

c  The  other  boy  is  my  cousin,  Penrose 

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Mac  Andrew.  He  is  just  back  from  keeping 
watch  on  the  Rhine." 

"  The  third  ?  "  asked  Lady  Sevenoaks. 
"  I  have  seen  him  before,  but  where  and 
when  I  can't  remember.  Probably  on 
some  platform." 

"  Not  on  your  George's,  I  bet.  That's 
D.  C.  Jonas." 

Lady  Sevenoaks  exclaimed,  "  The 
Labour  man  !  Fm  going  home  to-morrow. 
Why  in  the  name  of  goodness  does  Kathie 
invite  all  these  people  here  just  when  we're 
tired  and  want  cheering  ?  " 

!f  Because,"  said  Mrs.  Lavender,  "  they 
seem  to  be  the  only  cheerful  folks  left  alive 
in  this  little  old  world.  I  asked  her  to  get 
Dan  and  Jimmie  here.  You  highbrows 
want  a  lot  of  talking  to.  You  may  call  me 
every  kind  of  fool,  my  dear,  if  they  don't 
turn  out  to  be  the  cheeriest  members  in 
this  congregation  of  undertakers." 


IV 


In  which  two  Leaders  of  the  People  essay  the  sports 
of  the  idle  rich,  Mr.  Jonas  expounds  the  meaning  of 
Bolshevism  and  the  temperament  of  the  British 
nation. 

COLONEL  LAMONT  examined  his  corre 
spondence  at  breakfast  with  a  puzzled  air. 

'  We  must  be  getting  very  popular 
people,"  he  told  his  wife.  "  Malone  pro- 
poses to  come  here  on  Wednesday  for  a 
day  or  two  and  to  bring  with  him  the 
French  Army  Commander  for  whom  I  did 
liaison  on  the  Somme.  I  never  thought  to 
entertain  old  Morier  in  this  island.  I  must 
say  I  am  uncommonly  pleased.  Do  you 
know  Mr.  Malone  ?  "  he  asked  Mrs. 
Lavender. 

"  Merryweather  !     Why  yes.    He  was 

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a  beau  of  mine  before  I  met  William  and 
married  beneath  me.  He's  a  bright  boy. 
Say,  Penrose,  what  do  you  think  of  Merry- 
weather  Malone  coming  here  ?  " 

The  young  American,  who  had  a  curi- 
ously solemn  face  and  very  bright, 
humorous  eyes,  ejaculated  u  Fine "  and 
continued  his  breakfast. 

"  And,  Martha  dear,"  said  the  hostess, 
"  Mr.  Lenchard  arrives  to-morrow,  god 
or  no.  I  suppose  he  will  behave  like  ordi- 
nary people." 

"  Indeed  he  won't.  I  can  promise  you 
that,  Kathie.  But  he  eats  the  same  food  as 
you  and  me." 

"  Thank  Heaven,  there's  plenty  of  it," 
said  the  Colonel.  "  That  is  the  advantage 
of  having  your  own  land  nowadays.  But 
the  cellar  has  been  shockingly  neglected 
for  four  years." 

'  You  needn't  worry  about  that,"  said 
Mrs.  Lavender.  "  Merry  weather  has  gone 
dry  like  the  rest  of  the  U.S.A.  Your 

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French  General  won't  want  more  than  a 
glass  of  white  wine,  and  Philip  is  all  for 
barley  water.  Pour  your  cellar  into  the  sea, 
Arthur,  and  join  the  ranks  of  the  bone- 
dry.  You'll  be  a  happier  and  a  healthier 
man.  And,  you  boys,  quit  the  flowing 
bowl,  or  you'll  get  whipped  at  polo  every 
time." 

:'  I  am  waiting  to  take  on  America,"  said 
Mr.  Maid  win,  "  when  she  has  given  up 
alcohol  for  ten  years  and  then  rediscovers  it. 
It  will  be  like  the  South  Sea  Islanders  when 
they  had  measles.  She  will  have  lost  the 
gpwer  to  resist  it." 

"*"  And  that's  the  youth  of  England  !  " 
the  lady  exclaimed,  flinging  up  her  hands. 
!<  For  the  Lord's  sake,  don't  corrupt  little 
Penrose.  I  promised  his  mother  I  would 
look  after  his  morals." 

The  arrival  of  the  young  men  had  worked 
a  change  in  the  party  comparable  to  the 
introduction  of  effervescent  salts  into  flat 
water.  It  was  a  clear,  fresh  morning,  and 

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everyone  sought  the  open  air.  Mr.  Maid- 
win,  who  announced  that  he  had  long  ago 
resolved  to  make  a  pet  of  himself  after  the 
war,  arranged  with  Mr.  Jonas  for  a  trip  in 
their  host's  racing  cutter.  Mr.  Burford, 
Penrose  MacAndrew,  and  Phyllis  proposed 
a  day's  fishing  on  the  Lith,  while  Christo- 
pher Normand  and  Colonel  Lamont  were 
to  try  for  brown  trout  in  the  Black  Loch. 

"  I'll  come  with  you,  George,"  said  Mrs. 
Lavender.  ;<  If  you  drown  Dan  and  there's 
nobody  else  on  the  scene,  they'll  say  it  was 
a  plot  of  Capital  to  weaken  Labour." 

"No  they  won't,"  said  Mr.  Maldwin. 
"  I  voted  Labour  at  the  last  election  and 
I'm  going  to  join  the  party  as  soon  as  they 
clean  up  their  stable  and  engage  a  better 
class  of  jock." 

'  You'll  come  to  a  bad  end,  dearie.  Your 
kind  of  demagogue  always  gets  knifed  in  the 
flower  of  its  youth." 

Mr.  Maldwin,  as  they  set  off  for  the 
shore,  was  heard  to  remark  that  a  pro- 
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longed  sojourn  in  the  Ypres  Salient  had 
made  him  a  trifle  blase  about  murders. 

That  evening  dinner  was  deferred,  for 
the  fishers  were  late,  and  it  was  not  till  the 
stroke  of  nine  that  the  sailing  party  returned 
with  ravenous  appetites  and  deeply  sun- 
burned faces.  The  tremendous  news  was 
announced  that  Mr.  Burford  had  caught 
a  salmon  and  had  landed  it  after  a  long  run 
during  which  he  had  twice  fallen  into  the 
river .  Phyllis  recounted  the  exploit . 

"  He  stuck  to  it  like  a  Trojan  and  did 
everything  I  told  him  quite  right,  but  his 
reel  jammed  and  he  had  to  play  the  fish 
with  his  hands.  I  have  just  had  them 
bandaged,  Aunt  Kathie,  and  he's  having 
a  bath  and  changing/' 

The  sportsman  entered  the  room  and  was 
overwhelmed  with  laughing  congratula- 
tions. 

E<  My  word,"  he  said,  beaming  on  the 
company,    "  that    was    fun    all    right.     I 
haven't  enjoyed  myself  so  much  since  I  was 
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a  kid.  It  wasn't  so  much  me  catching  a 
salmon  as  the  salmon  catching  me.  I 
would  walk  a  hundred  miles  to  get  that 
thrill  again  when  the  reel  screams.  Dan, 
I'm  feeling  on  the  side  of  what  you'd  call 
the  idle  rich  to-night. " 

"  'Ear,  'Ear/'  said  Mr.  Jonas.  "  I've 
been  'aving  the  time  of  my  life  too." 

"  They  nearly  drowned  me,"  said  Mrs. 
Lavender.  "  You  never  saw  such  a  pair 
of  mountebanks.  Twice  George  made  the 
sheet  fast  and  left  the  tiller  to  me,  while 
he  and  Dan  sat  and  argued  like  coster- 
mongers  in  the  bottom  of  the  boat.  It's 
a  mercy  my  old  dad  taught  me  something 
about  sailing." 

"  I  wouldn't  have  left  you  in  charge  if  I 
hadn't  known  all  about  you,"  said  Mr. 
Maldwin  appreciatively. 

!<  It  hasn't  done  your  complexion  any 
good,  Martha  dear,"  said  Lady  Sevenoaks. 

Presently,  when  the  edge  had  been  taken 
off  healthy  appetites,  Mr.  Jonas  began  to 
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look  round  him  and  encountered  the  eyes 
of  Lady  Sevenoaks.  She  had  had  a  dull 
day,  for  she  had  stayed  at  home  to  write 
letters  and  had  been  condemned  to  the 
society  of  Mr.  Wyper,  who  had  remained 
behind  for  the  same  purpose.  Mr.  Wyper 's 
conversation  had  roused  her  many  political 
grievances,  and  she  was  prepared  to  wreak 
her  vengeance  on  Mr.  Jonas. 

'  They  tell  me  you  say  that  Liberalism 
is  dead/'  she  began. 

"  Not  a  bit  of  it,"  he  replied  cheerfully. 
:<  Nothing  of  that  kind  ever  dies.  But 
the  old  Liberal  Party  is  dead,  if  that's  what 
you  mean." 

1  You  call  yourself  a  moderate  man," 
said  the  lady  sadly.  "  And  so  I  suppose  do 
Christopher  and  Mr.  Burford.  And  yet 
you  are  happy  at  the  prospect  of  the 
country  being  left  without  a  middle  party 
and  brigaded  into  two  extremes." 

1  What  do  you  mean  by  a  middle  party  ? " 
Mr.  Normand  asked. 


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"  A  party  of  mediation,"  was  the  answer. 
*  You  have  Labour  on  one  side  making 
extreme  demands  and  Capital  on  the  other 
indisposed  to  yield.  To  mediate  you  must 
have  a  party  which  sees  the  justice  of  both 
sides — and  the  blunders.  Otherwise  you 
have  a  struggle  of  the  *  haves  '  and  '  have 
nots,'  and  the  victory  of  either  is  ruin  to 
the  nation. " 

Mr.  Normand  lifted  his  eyebrows.  '  Is 
that  a  fair  description  of  the  Liberal  Party 
of  the  last  twelve  years  ?  " 

"  It  was  what  we  aimed  at/'  said  Sir 
William  Jacob.  "If  we  failed  it  was 
because  we  were  too  successful." 

"  That's* a  true  word,"  said  Mr.  Jonas. 
"  You  failed  because  you  waxed  fat  and 
kicked.  You  were  the  *  'aves  '  and  you 
prided  yourselves  on  your  cleverness  in 
getting,  and  the  people  who  believed  in 
idealism  finally  got  sick  of  you.  I've  been 
in  Glasgow  and  talking  to  our  chaps  there, 
and  I  asked  them  to  explain  the  downfall 

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of  Liberalism  in  Scotland.  I  took  Scot- 
land as  a  test  case,  for  you  were  at  your 
strongest  'ere.  This  is  what  they  told  me. 
Scotland,  they  said,  'ad  been  Liberal  ever 
since  the  days  of  John  Knox  and  the 
Covenanters,  and  when  there  was  a  chance 
of  the  thing  dying  Gladstone  came  along 
and  gave  it  a  new  lease  of  life.  Scotsmen 
were  Liberal  because  they  were  conserva- 
tive and  liked  the  old  ways.  Their  creed 
was  traditionalism  touched  with  emotion. 
They  liked  old  things  and  they  liked 
also  to  think  that  they  were  on  the  side 
of  the  angels.  Why  shouldn't  they  ?  Well, 
the  great  Liberal  Party  became  the  most 
powerful  Government  of  modern  times.  It 
developed  a  most  efficient  caucus  and  made 
a  speciality  of  every  electioneering  dodge. 
You  prided  yourself  on  it  and  that  was  the 
beginning  of  your  downfall.  Then  came 
the  spectacle  of  your  stalwarts,  who  wanted 
the  land  for  the  people  and  scorned  the 
'Ouse  of  Lords,  scrambling  after  peerages 

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and  setting  up  as  county  magnates  as  soon 
as  they  got  them.  Jock  Willison  was  telling 
me  about  one  of  them  who  'was  all  for 
abolishing  squires  and  lords,  and  the  last 
Jock  'eard  of  him  was  a  picture  in  the  papers 
showing  him  in  his  peer's  robes  and  describ- 
ing the  welcome  of  the  tenantry  when  he 
returned  to  his  new  ancestral  seat.  That 
about  finished  the  job,  with  the  Jelp  of 
Marconi.  And  now  the  'ard  'eaded  Scot  is 
taking  none  of  your  Liberals.  He  wants 
honest  Tory  or  honest  Labour/' 

Lady  Sevenoaks  sighed.  "  There's 
some  truth  in  that.  Many  of  our  people 
were  the  vulgar est  of  God's  creatures.  But 
they  were  no  worse,  surely,  than  the 
Unionists." 

"  Oh,  yes,  they  were,"  said  Mr.  Jonas, 
"  for  the  poor  old  Unionists  didn't  make 
any  noble  professions.  There's  no  special 
'arm  in  going  to  a  casino,  I  take  it.  But  if 
you  find  the  President  of  the  Anti -gambling 
League  punting  you  get  a  bit  sick." 
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"  Then  do  I  understand  you  to  say  that 
the  revolt  against  Liberalism  is  a  revolt 
against  middle-class  vulgarity  ?  "  asked 
Sir  William. 

"  Partly,  and  partly  a  revolt  against  silli- 
ness. Your  party  got  into  the  'abit  of  not 
arguing  fair  and  square,  but  referring  to 
*  Liberal  principles  '  as  if  they  were  a  new 
Ten  Commandments.  God  knows  what 
they  meant  by  them,  but  that  'abit  was  the 
worst  kind  of  Toryism.  And  then  you 

talked  a  lot  of  slush"  Take  the  old " 

and  Mr.  Jonas  mentioned  a  well-known 
weekly  paper. 

Mr.  Wyper,  who  was  one  of  that  jour- 
nal's most  valued  contributors,  bridled. 
"  I  deny  that  utterly.  It  endeavours  to 
explore  every  question  from  the  standpoint 
of  eager,  vital  people  who  are  striving  to 
make  a  new  world.  It  is  the  only  organ 
left  of  serious  political  thought." 

Mr.  Jonas,  whose  face  was  scarlet  from 
the  sea  winds,  was  not  easily  silenced. 

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"  I  make  no  personal  allusions,  and  I 
ask  everybody's  pardon,  but  I  don't  see 
where  the  eagerness  and  vitality  come  in, 
unless  it's  eager  to  be  as  pettish  as  an  old 
maid  and  vital  to  be  always  on  the  edge  of 
tears.  You  won't  argue  well  if  you're 
'aving  'ysterics  all  the  time.  I've  got  tired 
of  a  paper  that's  shaken  in  every  column  by 
a  passion  of  sobs." 

"  You're  going  too  far,  Dan,"  said  Mr. 
Burford.  "  There's  a  heap  of  good  writing 
in  it,  and  you  know  you  read  it  yourself 
every  week." 

"  I  do,  but  I  never  shut  it  up  without 
feeling  what  a  funny  little  cellar  it  lives  in. 
No,  Jimmie.  You're  not  going  to  reform 
the  world  by  being  spiteful  and  tearful. 
The  people  of  this  country  ain't  one  or  the 
other." 

"  All  that's  beside  the  point,"  said  Lady 

Sevenoaks.     "  Of  course  we  had  our  faults 

— bad  faults.     But  how  is  the  country  to 

get  on  without  us  ?     You  must  have  a  half- 

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way  house  where  both  sides  can  meet. 
Otherwise  you  have  two  extremes  which 
never  touch.  And  these  extremes  will  tend 
to  grow  more  extreme  in  the  absence  of  a 
trait  cT union,  till  you  have  Bolshevism 
on  one  side  and  Junkerdom  on  the 
other." 

Mr.  Jonas  refused  a  glass  of  port,  leaned 
his  elbows  on  the  table,  and  collected  the 
eyes  of  the  company. 

"  We'd  better  'ave  this  out,"  he  said. 
"  Lady  Sevenoaks,  you're  what  the  Ameri- 
cans call  a  *  stand-patter,'  begging  your 
pardon.  You  still  think  of  the  nation  as 
split  up  into  classes  each  utterly  different 
in  temperament  and  outlook.  That's 
where  you're  wrong.  You  Liberals  are 
the  worst  reactionaries.  You  'aven't  any 
notion  of  the  ordinary  man.  Nothing  like 
as  much  as  the  Tory.  Why,  in  my  old  part 
of  the  world  people  used  to  '  sir '  the  Liberal 
member  and  touch  their  'ats  to  him,  while 
everybody  called  the  Tory  candidate  by  his 
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Christian  name.  There  ain't  much  in  that, 
but  it's  a  parable  of  the  way  you  have  got 
into  the  'abit  of  cast-iron  class  notions. 
This  war  has  shown  that  all  classes  are  much 
the  same  at  bottom.  Ask  the  soldiers. 
They've  learned  more  about  the  British 
people  in  the  trenches  than  you'd  learn  in 
politics  in  a  hundred  years." 

Mr.  Maldwin  signified  his  assent. 
"  That's  true  of  the  two  things  I  know 
anything  about — sport  and  fighting.  I 
always  guessed  it,  but  I  learned  it  pretty 
thoroughly  in  France.  That's  why  I'm 
for  the  ordinary  man,  who's  the  chap 
that  won  the  war.  I'd  be  for  the  Labour 
Party  to-morrow  if  it  would  buck  up  and 
reform  its  stable.  It  ain't  the  horses 
that's  to  blame,  it's  the  poor  stamp  of 
jock." 

"  What    I  say,"  continued  Mr.  Jonas, 

"  is  that  so  long  as  we  go  on  talking  about 

classes  as  if  they  were  things  established  by 

Eaven  since  the  creation  of  the  world, 

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we  are  asking  for  trouble.  You'll  never  get 
to  understand  about  folks  in  a  different 
walk  of  life  from  you  if  you  think  of  them  as 
somehow  different  by  nature.  Things  are 
easier  in  America,  because  they  fell  me  that 
classes  are  fluid  there  and  their  boundaries 
are  always  shifting.  That's  so,  Mrs. 
Lavender  ?  " 

"  True/1  said  the  lady.  "  William  was 
raised  in  a  shack  in  Idaho,  and  if  the  present 
rate  of  taxation  goes  on  my  boys  will  be 
getting  back  to  that  shack. " 

;<  I'm  not  speaking  about  classes/'  said 
Lady  Sevenoaks.  "  I  am  speaking  about 
creeds.  Do  you  mean  to  deny  that  Bol- 
shevism is  rampant  in  British  labour  to- 
day ?  " 

"  Of  course  I  do.  It's  a  bad  'abit  to  call 
a  thing  names  when  you  don't  understand 
it.  Of  course  the  workers  are  restless, 
same  as  everybody  else  ;  and  since  they 
'ave  won  the  war  they  want  a  square 
deal  with  the  fruits  of  peace.  But  they 


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ain't  Bolsheviks — barring  a  few  dozen 
miscreants  who  should  be  in  gaol.  What's 
Bolshevism  anyhow  ?  Judging  by  the 
Russian  specimens,  apart  from  their  liking 
for  'olesale  'omicide,  it  seems  to  mean  a 
general  desire  to  pull  things  up  by  the 
roots.  Well,  that  ain't  the  line  of  the 
British  working  man.  He  is  the  soundest 
conservative  on  the  globe,  and  what  he 
wants  is  to  get  his  roots  down  deeper. 
In  other  countries  the  poor  man  has 
a  grip  on  the  soil.  In  this  country  he 
'asn't  'ad  that  for  two  hundred  years. 
We  are  over-industrialised,  as  the  saying  is  ; 
but  a  root's  got  to  be  found  somewhere, 
and  he  finds  it  in  his  Unions.  That's  why 
he's  so  jealous  about  them,  and  quite 
right  too.  He  wants  to  find  security  and 
continuity  somewhere.  Now  that's  the 
opposite  of  Bolshevism.  The  true  Bol- 
sheviks are  the  intellectuals  that  want  to 
make  him  only  a  bit  of  scientific  termin- 
ology, as  Jock  Willison  says,  and  the  pluto- 
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crats  that  want  to  make  him  a  cog  in  a  cold- 
'earted  machine.  They're  the  folk  that 
are  trying  to  upturn  the  foundations  of 
things/' 

"  I  should  define  Bolshevism  differently," 
said  Sir  William.  "  Its  chief  motive  seems 
to  be  the  establishment  of  the  tyranny  of 
a  class.  It's  the  same  thing  as  Prussianism, 
only  its  class  is  the  proletariat." 

"  I'm  dead-sick  of  that  word  '  prole- 
tariat,' "  said  Mr.  Jonas.  "  It's  part  of 
the  bastard  scientific  jargon  that's  come 
over  from  Germany.  P  wouldn't  call  my 
dog  such  a  'ard  name.  But  you're  right, 
Sir  William.  Only  what  I'm  arguing  is 
that  Bolshevism  is  a  very  old  thing,  and 
that  there  isn't  much  of  it  in  the  British 
working  classes.  I'll  tell  you  who  were 
'earty  Bolsheviks  in  their  day.  The  Man- 
chester School  and  the  Utilitarians.  They 
wanted  to  run  the  world  mainly  for  the 
benefit  of  one  class,  and  they  considered 
only  material  ends.  It's  true  they  didn't 

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dabble  in  crime,  but  that  was  because  they 
were  rich,  frock-coated  gents  and  didn't 
need  to." 

Sir  William  Jacob  was  far  from  pleased 
at  Mr.  Jonas's  assent  to  his  definition, 
followed  as  it  was  by  this  unexpected 
illustration.  "  You  misread  the  Man- 
chester School  very  gravely,  Mr.  Jonas, " 
he  said. 

."Why?"  asked  Mr.  Jonas.  "  They 
objected  to  all  war,  except  their  own  kind. 
So  does  Lenin.  They  asked  about  every- 
thing only  what  cash  value  it  produced.  So 
did  Marx  and  his  lot.  They  chose  a 
fraction  of  the  State  and  said  everything 
must  serve  its  interests,  seeing  that  it  was 
the  People  and  wisdom  would  die  with  it. 
So  does  Trotsky.  What  more  do  you 
want  ?  " 

"  The   great    Cobden "    began    Sir 

William,  but  he  was  interrupted. 

"  Cobden,"  cried  Mr.  Jonas,  with  some- 
thing approaching  passion.  "  Cobden  was 

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the  biggest  Bolshevik  there's  ever  been. 
I  reckon  'im  the  'orridest  character  in  all 
'ist'ry.  I  was  reading  a  bit  'about  'im  the 
other  day,  a  letter  he  wrote  during  the 
Crimean  War,  where  he  fairly  gloats 
because  what  he  calls  the  governing  class 
was  losing  sons  at  Balaclava.  He  'adn't  the 
stuff  in  'im  to  love  his  country,  but  he  could 
'ate  all  right.  I'll  give  you  a  definition 
of  Bolshevism,  Sir  William.  It's  the 
creed  that's  based  on  'ate.  And  if  you 
think  that's  common  among  the  British 
people,  you  greatly  misjudge  your  country- 


men." 


Mr.  Jonas,  as  if  conscious  that  he  had 
been  too  fervent,  sat  back  in  his  chair  and 
spoke  in  a  quieter  voice,  that  soothing  voice 
which  aforetime  had  calmed  great  gather- 
ings at  great  crises. 

*  We  are  going  through  a  difficult  time, 
I  don't  deny.  But  it  will  come  all  right  if 
we  remember  two  things.  The  first  is 
never  to  'ate,  for  it's  un-English  and  un- 

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Christian  and  don't  pay.  The  other  is  to 
remember  'ist'ry  and  to  realise  that  none 
of  our  troubles  are  new.  Our  grandfathers 
'ad  them,  but  they  faced  up  to  them  like 
men,  and  didn't  confuse  their  'eads  with 
bad  science." 

"  It's  like,"  he  continued,  "  a  time  of 
thaw.  The  bitter  binding  winter  of  war  is 
over.  War  was  a  cruel  thing,  and  nipped 
young  life  and  killed  the  weaklings  and  put 
a  stop  to  growth.  But  its  frosts  were 
exhilarating  too,  and  keyed  us  all  up. 
Now  we're  in  the  thaw,  with  muddy  roads 
and  dripping  skies,  and  our  tempers  are 
getting  short.  It's  a  'ard  time,  for  there's 
neither  the  tonic  of  winter  nor  the  comfort 
of  summer,  but  only  grey  weather  over  a 
grey  world.  But  you  can't  'ave  Spring 
without  it.  That's  what  we  'ave  to  remem- 
ber. And  the  time  is  coming  when  the 
sun  will  shine  again  and  we  will  walk  in 
green  fields." 

A  strange  gentleness  and  beauty  had 
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>me  into  the  speaker's  rugged  face.     Sud- 
lenly  he  began  to  laugh. 

Dearie  me/'  he  said,  <:<  I'm  getting 
eloquent.  'Ow's  that  for  a  peroration  ? 
[t  only  wants  a  reference  to  the  sunrise  and 

ie  'ills  of  Wales  to  be  up  to  one  of  the 
'.M.'s  efforts." 


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A  wet  day.  The  ladies  proffer  their  cures  for  the 
present  discontents.  Mr.  Normand  discourses  on 
Liberty.  An  Apostle  of  Empire  arrives. 

BREAKFAST  next  morning  was  made  re- 
markable by  the  cheerfulness  of  Mrs. 
Lamont.  Usually  of  a  shy  and  timid  habit, 
as  of  a  dove  in  a  world  of  eagles,  she  now 
blossomed  into  a  sober  merriment.  She 
rallied  Mr.  Burford  on  his  damaged  hands, 
and  Mr.  Jonas  on  his  garb,  for  that  gentle- 
man, resolved  to  emulate  his  friend's 
fishing  exploits  on  the  Lith,  had  borrowed 
a  pair  of  Colonel  Lament's  trench  boots 
and  a  shooting-coat  which  hung  loose  on 
his  shoulders. 

c  Your  ruthless  optimism  last  night  has 
gone  to  Kathie's  head,"  Lady  Sevenoaks 
told  the  latter. 

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Yes,"  said  the  hostess,  '  I  was  so 
teered  with  what  you  told  me.  I  know 
little  of  the  working  classes,  apart  from 
our  own  people  here,  and  the  papers  are 
full  of  such  disquieting  stories. " 

Mr.  Jonas,  who  was  standing  up  eating 
porridge  in  imitation  of  his  host,  and 
making  rather  a  messy  job  of  it,  set  down 
his  plate  and  announced  that  breakfast  was 
not  the  time  to  talk  politics,  but  that  he 
was  bound  to  issue  a  warning. 

"  Our  people  are  sound  at  Jeart,"  he 
said,  "  but  the  situation  is  disquieting  right 
enough.  They're  asking  for  big  changes  in 
their  life  and  work,  and  they  mean  to  'ave 
them.  There's  plenty  of  folk  in  the  country 
who  won't  be  got  to  understand  what  the 
workers  want,  and  plenty  who  understand 
and  won't  agree  to  it.  That  means  a  fight, 
and  whether  it's  a  decent  fight  or  a  bitter, 
long  battle  depends  just  upon  the  amount 
of  good  temper  and  good  sense  both  sides 
put  into  it.  I  'aven't  any  doubt  which  side 

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will  win,  but  I  want  it  to  be  a  fair  win, 
leaving  no  bad  blood  behind  it.  The  mis- 
chief is  that  unless  the  masters  show  a  good 
spirit  they'll  get  up  the  backs  of  the  men, 
and  the  men  will  make  demands  that 
'aven't  justice  in  them.  That's  always 
apt  to  'appen.  So  a  lot  depends  on  you, 
my  friends.  The  People  aren't  very  clever 
and  they're  pretty  slow,  but  when  they 
make  up  their  mind  and  get  earnest  they're 
always  right.  It  isn't  going  to  be  pleasant 
for  everybody  to  admit  this,  and  no  amount 
of  nice  phrases  will  get  over  the  unpleasant- 
ness." 

Mrs.  Lament's  face  fell,  but  Mr.  Jonas 
was  relentless. 

"'Then  there's  the  trouble  abroad  and 
all  the  mess  of  wickedness  that  the  'Un  has 
created.  There's  plenty  of  Bolshevism 
about  in  Europe — real  Bolshevism — and 
we've  got  to  get  the  thing  straight,  for  a 
country  can't  live  to  itself  alone  any  more 
than  a  'uman  being.  We're  all  members 
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one  of  another.  We  won't  get  peace  at 
'ome  till  we  get  peace  abroad.  Why,  every 
little  industrial  dispute  in  England  is  in  the 
long  run  a  world  problem. " 

"  I  should  like  to  hear  you  develop 
that/'  said  Mr.  Normand. 

But  Mr.  Jonas  refused.  "  No,"  he  said, 
"  I'm  going  fishing.  This  isn't  the  'appy 
breakfast  table  of  No.  10  Downing  Street. 
I'll  tell  you  all  about  it  to-night,  if  Jimmie 
doesn't  drown  me." 

The  day  passed  somewhat  slowly  for  the 
ladies.  The  only  man  left  behind  was 
Christopher  Normand,  who  was  busy  in 
the  library,  for  even  Mr.  Wypef  had 
departed  for  the  Black  Loch,  where  he 
proposed  not  to  fish  like  the  others  but 
to  ascend  an  adjacent  mountain.  In  the 
late  afternoon  a  slight  drizzle  began,  and 
the  party  assembled  for  tea  in  the  hall, 
where  a  fire  of  logs  burned  with  the  ferocity 
which  characterises  fires  in  summer  lit 
rather  for  cheerfulness  than  for  warmth. 
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The  group  presented  a  comfortable  spec- 
tacle to  Mr.  Normand  as  he  returned  from 
a  constitutional  in  the  rain. 

"  We  were  discussing  what  Mr.  Jonas 
said  at  breakfast/'  Mrs.  Lamont  informed 
him.  '  What  do  you  think  the  workers 
really  want,  Christopher  ?  >3 

"  A  little  kindness  and  putting  their  hair 
in  curl-papers/ '  was  the  reply. 

"  I  wish  you'd  be  serious,"  said  the 
lady,  who  did  not  recognise  the  quotation. 
!<  I  can't  help  feeling  that  they  only  want 
sympathy. " 

"  Just  what  I  said,"  replied  Mr.  Nor- 
mand. 

'  I  mean,"  said  Mrs.  Lamont,  her  kind 
eyes  looking  into  vacancy,  "  I  mean  they 
want  a  more  human  relationship  than  that 
between  the  employers  of  a  company  and 
a  board  of  directors  whose  names  they 
don't  know.  My  father  used  always  to  say 
that  joint  stock  companies  would  be  the 
ruin  of  our  working  classes.  I  think  no 
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one  should  be  allowed  to  be  an  employer 
of  labour  who  does  not  know  personally 
every  one  of  his  men." 

"  And  has  a  nice  wife  who  takes  them 
soup  when  they  are  ill,"  said  Mr.  Normand. 

"  That  would  be  a  good  thing  too,"  said 
Mrs.  Lamont  innocently. 

!£  Nonsense,  Kathie,"  said  Lady  Seven- 
oaks.  '  You're  always  harking  back  to  the 
Lady  Bountiful  business.  The  working 
classes  only  want  what  we  all  want — more 
money  and  more  leisure.  I  am  all  for  high 
wages  and  a  short  working  week,  and  the 
country  can  well  afford  them/if  it  does  not 
cripple  itself  with  idiotic  schemes  of  Tariff 
Reform." 

;<  I  think  you  are  too  material,"  said  the 
intense  voice  of  Mrs.  Aspenden.  "  I  can- 
not believe  that  a  war  which  has  been  won 
by  the  spirit  should  lead  only  to  an  increase 
of  loaves  and  fishes.  What  we  need  is 
more  religion — true  religion." 

"  I  agree,"  said  Mr.  Normand  gravely. 

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"  How  can  we  expect  tHe  poor  to  be 
happy, "  said  the  lady,  "  when  our  churches 
are  so  ugly  and  our  services  so  few  and 
uninspiring  ?  As  dear  Father  Mabbett 
used  to  say,  if  we  want  to  restore  Merrie 
England,  we  must  have  priests  serving  all 
day  before  our  altars,  and  the  poor  regard- 
ing the  Church  as  their  true  home,  and  the 
bells  of  every  town  and  village  in  the  land 
ringing  to  welcome  in  the  days  of  the 
Blessed  Saints." 

"  You  think  you  could  rally  Labour  on 
that  cry  ?  "  asked  Mr.  Normand. 

"  I  am  sure  of  it,"  said  the  lady  with 
enthusiasm. 

"  Like  Sir  Vavasour  Firebrace  and  the 
bitter  wrongs  of  the  baronetage." 

But  his  gibe  missed  fire,  for  Mrs. 
Aspenden  was  not  a  student  of  Disraeli. 
'  You  have  no  idea  what  good  work  the 
Toil  and  Spirit  movement  is  doing,"  she 
continued.  "  Faith  Brantwing  told  me 
that  she  had  a  shop-steward  to  tea  and  he 

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tayed  till  midnight  and  poured  out  his 
heart  to  her.  People  like  her  can  lift  the 
workers  out  of  their  materialism/' 

At  the  last  word  Mr.  Normand,  who 
remembered  the  toilettes  of  the  lady  in 
question,  could  not  repress  a  smile. 

"  What  do  you  say,  Pen,  dear  ?  "  Mrs. 
Lamont  asked  her  niece. 

Lady  Penelope  Wyper,  who  habitually 
wore  clothes  more  suited  for  a  Three  Arts 
Ball  than  the  Hebrides,  was  busy  fitting 
a  tiny  cigarette  into  an  elaborate  holder. 

"  Oh,  I  don't  know,"  she  said.  "  I  live 
only  for  the  beautiful  in  life  and  Pm  not 
interested  in  economics.  I  don't  think 
anybody  is,  except  the  people  who  make 
their  living  by  teaching  them.  I  agree 
with  Ursula  that  the  change  must  be  in  the 
spirit,  but  a  few  thousand  extra  High 
Church  parsons  won't  work  the  change.  I 
think  the  people  are  craving  for  colour 
and  form.  Now,  if  Augustus  John " 

But,    unnoticed    by    the    speakers,    the 

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party  from  the  Lith  had  returned,  and 
Phyllis  and  the  two  fishermen  were  standing 
between  a  Coromandel  screen  and  the 
passage  to  the  drawing-room.  They  had 
been  listening  to  the  last  part  of  the  con- 
versation, and  Mr.  Normand  was  a  de- 
lighted witness  of  the  slow  amazement 
which  overspread  their  faces.  Phyllis,  who 
could  not  see  it  direct,  caught  the  reflection 
of  it  in  Christopher's  eyes  and  broke  into 
merry  laughter. 

"  Have  you  got  a  fish  ?  "  Mr.  Normand 
asked. 

"  I  'ave,"  said  Mr.  Jonas.  "  And  I've 
put  Jimmie's  nose  out  of  joint.  Mine's  a 
pound  and  a  'alf  'eavier  than  'is." 

*  You  must  be  dreadfully  wet,  you  poor 
people,"  said  Mrs.  Lamont.  "  Hadn't  you 
better  change  before  you  have  tea,  or  shall 
I  have  it  sent  up  to  you  ?  " 

They  disappeared,  protesting  that  they 
would  be  down  in  ten  minutes,  and  in  the 
interval  conversation  languished.     It  was 
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impossible  to  induce  Lady  Penelope  to 
expound  her  views  further. 

"  But  you  must  contribute  something, 
Christopher/'  Mrs.  Lament  told  him. 
"  We  are  trying  to  be  public-spirited  and 
helpful,  and  you  only  jeer." 

"  Well,  if  you  want  to  know  my  views, 
I  think  the  workers  of  this  country  at  the 
moment  want  liberty  above  all  things." 

"  But  surely  they've  got  it." 

"  Not  quite  the  right  sort.  Kathie, 
your  grandfather  was  one  of  the  1832 
Whigs." 

"  He  was,  the  more  shame  to  him,"  said 
Lady  Guidwillie. 

"  Why  shame  ?  "  Mrs.  Lamont  asked. 
!<  He  was  a  very  good  man,  Margaret." 

"  He  was,"  said  Mr.  Normand,  "  and 
he  fought  in  what  was  on  the  whole  a  very 
good  cause.  He  wanted  the  people  to  have 
political  liberty.  Well,  industrial  politics 
are  the  vital  politics  of  the  workers.  They 
want  the  same  kind  of  liberty  there  that 


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your  grandfather  helped  to  win  for  them 
in  the  constitutional  field. " 

"  Rubbish,  Christopher/'  said  Lady 
Guidwillie.  "  They  have  ample  liberty. 
They  can  carry  their  labour  to  any  market, 
and  drive  a  hard  bargain  for  the  price  of 
it.  What  more  do  you  want  ?  " 

"  Price  isn't  everything.  They  want  to 
have  a  say  in  running  the  world  by  which 
they  live.  I  believe  that  if  they  had  it 
they  would  be  better  workmen  and  that 
every  industry  would  yield  a  bigger  profit. 
Production  is  what  we  need,  more  and  more 
production,  for  the  war  has  starved  the 
world  of  everything  ;  and  this  is  a  way 


to  it.5 


:£  I  don't  in  the  least  know  what  you 
mean,"  said  Lady  Guidwillie.  "  Do  you 
want  to  nationalise  everything  ?  That,  no 
doubt,  would  give  the  workpeople  some 
say  in  the  management  of  business,  for 
the  whole  nation  would  be  the  employer." 

"  I  believe  that  in  one  or  two  cases 
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nationalisation  would  be  right,"  Mr.  Nor- 
mand  replied.  "  But  I  don't  want  to  see 
it  carried  too  far,  for  the  State  should  stand 
a  little  outside  the  industrial  world  and  be 
able  to  interfere  with  some  prestige  when 
things  get  at  loggerheads.  If  it  were  the 
universal  employer  it  would  have  no  inde- 
pendent status." 

"  Then  what  do  you  want  ?  You  surely 
wouldn't  argue  that  a  committee  of  ig- 
norant workmen  was  as  capable  of  running 
a  business  profitably  as  the  highly-trained 
employer.  They've  tried  it  in  Russia  and 
made  a  pretty  mess  of  it.  You  would  only 
decrease  production,  and  that  would  put 
up  the  cost  of  living  and  lower  wages. 
Really,  Christopher,  you're  very  illogical." 

Mr.  Normand  laughed,  and  put  a  ques- 
tion. '  You  would  admit,  wouldn't  you, 
that  a  despot,  if  he  were  really  able  and 
benevolent,  would  run  a  country  better 
than  a  democracy  ?  " 

"  Certainly." 

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"  But  the  world  has  decided  against  the 
despot,  partly  because  you  can't  count 
either  on  his  ability  or  his  benevolence,  and 
partly  because  men  like  to  be  free  and 
would  rather  have  an  imperfect  govern- 
ment for  which  they  are  responsible  than 
a  perfect  government  for  which  they  are 
not.  You  agree  ?  " 

Lady  Guidwillie  nodded  doubtfully. 
Being  very  shrewd,  she  saw  where  she  was 
being  led. 

*  Well,  there's  the  same  feeling  about 
the  present  system  in  industry.  Men  want 
to  have  a  say  in  what  concerns  them  more 
nearly  than  the  government  of  the  State, 
and  that  is  the  management  of  the  work  by 
which  they  live.  They  don't  believe  in 
the  divine  right  and  infallibility  of  em- 
ployers any  more  than  in  the  divine  right 
of  Kings  and  the  infallibility  of  the  Pope. 
If  you  reply  that  they  must  trust  the  expert, 
they  are  incredulous  and  declare  that  that 
is  pure  Prussianism.  You  see,  the  average 
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man  in  Britain  has  learned  very  completely 
the  lesson  of  the  war." 

Mr.  Maldwin  and  Sir  William  Jacob  had 
returned  from  a  long  tramp  and  were 
listening  with  interest  topthe  discussion. 

;<  I  don't  believe  in  the  unvarying  com- 
petence of  employers,"  said  the  latter. 
*  I  have  cross-examined  too  many  and 
found  out  how  little  they  knew  of  their 
own  business.  To  that  extent  I  sympathise 
with  the  workers,  and  as  a  Liberal  I  am  in 
favour  of  carrying  the  principle  of  self- 
government  into  all  things.  But  surely, 
Normand,  you  are  perilously  near  the 
ground  of  the  Syndicalist  and  the  Guild 
Socialist.  I  thought  Tory  Democrats  be- 
lieved in  the  historic  continuity  of  things. 
You  are  prepared  to  scrap  a  machine  which 
on  the  whole  works,  and  put  in  its  place  an 
empirical  toy." 

"  I  wish,"  said  Mr.  Normand,  "  I  wish 
that  people  would  stop  calling  me  a  Tory 
Democrat.  I  don't  know  what  the  silly 

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phrase  means.  I'm  a  Tory  or  a  Democrat. 
I  should  prefer  to  be  a  Tory  if  the  world 
were  what  it  was  long  ago.  No,  I  am  not 
sentimental  about  the  past,  but  I  don't 
believe  greatly  in  the  merits  of  what  we  call 
progress,  and  I  should  have  preferred  a 
simpler  and  poorer  and  happier  England. 
But  I'm  not  "blind,  and  Toryism,  except 
for  a  few  eternal  principles,  belongs  only 
to  history.  As  it  is,  Fm  a  democrat  sans 
phrase ,  and  I  maintain  that  it's  a  natural 
transition  from  honest  Toryism." 

Sir  William  apologised.  "  But  what 
about  your  Syndicalism  ?  "  he  asked. 

'  Syndicalism  is  simply  a  proof  of  the 
widespread  instinct  I've  been  talking  about. 
You  will  always  find  people  to  fit  an  ab- 
stract absolutist  creed  to  any  instinct. 
Syndicalism  goes  too  far,  and  would  en- 
throne one  human  relation  at  the  expense 
of  all  the  rest.  Guild  Socialism  is  uncom- 
monly interesting,  but  I  believe  that  it  is 
too  exotic  to  work  well  in  the  world  as  we 
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ow  it  to-day.  But  both  are  exaggera- 
ons  of  what  I  believe  to  be  sound  doctrine, 
have  never  been  much  of  an  enthusiast 
bout  the  blessings  of  self-government, 
but  if  it's  good  for  the  things  that  matter 
less  it  is  better  for  the  things  that  matter 


more." 


Lady  Guidwillie  was  not  convinced. 
"  I  have  always  been  told  that  an  army 
would  be  beaten  if  it  were  commanded  by  a 
debating  society,  and  I  don't  see  how  that 
doesn't  apply  to  business.     Expert  know- 
ledge is  expert  knowledge,  and  the  workman 
who  tends  a  single  machine  will  make  a 
mess  of  it  if  he  interferes  with  the  organisa- 
;ion  in  which  his  machine  is  only  a  part, 
jn't  there   a   passage   in  the  Apocrypha 
ibout  the  man  whose  talk  is  of  bullocks 
icking  to  them  and  not  trying  to  sit  in  the 
>uncils  of  the  State  ?  " 

That  text  is  on  my  side,"  said  Christo- 
pher Normand.     "  We  are  dealing  with  the 
management  of  bullocks,  not  with  things 

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like  foreign  policy.  Besides,  the  rank  and 
file  will  obey  the  real  expert  better  if  he  is 
the  man  of  their  own  approval.  Give  the 
ordinary  man  a  fair  chance  and  he'll  pick 
good  leaders  and  be  loyal  to  them." 

Mr.  Maldwin,  who  had  been  listening 
intently,  took  up  the  parable. 

"  I  believe  all  your  life  youVe  practised 
what  Normand's  saying,"  he  told  Lady 
Guidwillie.  :<  I've  been  pretty  often  to 
stay  at  Waucht,  and  I  must  say  the  sport 
was  better  run  there  than  anywhere  I 
know.  But  did  you  ever  dare  to  interfere 
with  Donald  Matheson  ?  He  used  to  run 
the  stalking  like  a  tyrant,  and  run  it  jolly 
well  too.  Why,  IVa  heard  him  give 
Guidwillie  a  proper  keel-hauling  for  some 
mistake,  and  Guidwillie  always  admitted  he 
was  right.  And  the  same  with  Anderson, 
the  river  keeper.  Do  you  think  you  would 
have  got  as  good  work  out  of  these  fellows 
if  you  had  been  always  supervising  them 
and  telling  them  what  to  do,  instead  of 

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letting  their  show  be  their  own  concern 
and  making  them  feel  proud  of  it  ?  " 

Mr.  Burford  and  Mr.  Jonas,  dry  and 
reclothed,  had  entered  the  hall  and  were 
busy  making  up  arrears.  It  was  for  them 
a  solemn  duty,  for  both  were  in  the  habit 
of  declaring  that  they  would  rather  give  up 
every  other  meal  than  tea.  Muffins  sealed 
Mr.  Burford 's  mouth  as  dust  dimmed  the 
eyes  of  Helen,  but  Mr.  Jonas  had  still  a 
voice. 

"  I  'ad  the  privilege  of  'earing  a  little 
time  ago  some  very  interesting  views  from 
the  ladies  as  to  what  the  workers  really 
want." 

The  ladies  in  question  looked  guiltily  at 
each  other. 

"  Very  interesting  and  enlightening  they 
were.  And  now  I've  'eard  some  very  good 
sense  from  our  friends  Mr.  Normand  and 
Mr.  Maldwin  'ere.  But  I've  got  to  protest 
again  about  the  'abit  of  thinking  of  the 
workers  as  if  they  were  an  unfeatured  class, 

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like  a  field  of  corn.  We'll  get  on  better  if 
we  think  of  Jack  and  Bill  and  Tom  as 
individuals.  Our  job  is  to  restore  the 
ordinary  man's  individuality,  which  'as 
been  submerged.  Everything  comes  back 
to  that,  and  if  you  think  of  the  question  in 
that  way  you'll  find  it  easier  going.  Bill 
Thomas,  let's  say,  wants  better  wages  and 
more  leisure  and  more  interest  and  respon- 
sibility in  his  job.  And  we  all  want  to  see 
Bill  a  better  citizen,  with  some  notion  of 
'ow  it  takes  all  kinds  to  make  a  nation,  and 
'ow  'is  own  interests  'as  to  be  squared  with 
other  people's.  Well,  that  means  that 
Bill's  g6t  to  be  better  educated.  Go  for 
Bill,  and  never  mind  his  class  that  you  call 
the  '  workers,'  for  if  you  think  of  an 
abstract  thing  like  a  class  you'll  never  get 
to  grips  with  the  problem.  I'm  speaking 
to  my  own  address  as  well  as  to  yours,  for 
God  knows  I've  talked  a  bit  of  nonsense  in 
my  day." 

Lady  Guidwillie  approved. 
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'  Workers  '  is  a  horrid,  question-beg- 
ging word,"  she  said,  "  like  *  Democracy  ' 
id  '  the  People.'  But  all  this  talk  seems 
me  most  disquieting.  You  want  a  mil- 
jnnium,  but  unless  you  get  it  universally 
it  will  be  a  pandemonium.  Industry  and 
commerce  are  world-wide  things,  and  while 
we  are  busy  giving  Bill  Thomas  a  good 
time,  his  slender  output  will  be  swamped 
by  the  products  of  less  fortunate  countries, 
and  the  latter  end  of  Bill  will  be  starva- 
tion." 

Mr.  Normand  looked  up  sharply. 
c  YouVe  put  your  finger  on  the  crux  of 
te  whole   business.     I'm   not   afraid   of 
giving  our  people  more  self-government  in 
idustry,  for  that  is  a  subject  in  which  they 
deeply  concerned  and  in  his  own  way 
rery    one    of  them   is    an   expert.  *  But 
democracy  is  apt  to  be  terribly  self-centred 
in  its  interests.     It  suffers  from  a  short- 
range    imagination    geographically.    The 
purer  a  democracy  we  become,  the  less  are 

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we  fitted  to  handle  world-problems  intelli- 
gently, and  these  world-problems  are  just 
as  vital  to  our  well-being  in  the  end  as  any 
domestic  question.  I  agree  with  what  you 
said  at  breakfast,  Jonas.  Every  little  in- 
dustrial dispute  we  have  is  in  the  long  run 
a  matter  for  the  whole  world."  * 

Mr.  Jonas  was  about  to  reply,  when  he 
was  interrupted  by  the  dressing-bell.  At 
the  same  moment  there  came  a  sound  of 
wheels  from  without,  and  Mrs.  Lamont 
rose  in  some  excitement.  '  That  must  be 
Mr.  Lenchard.  Martha  went  to  meet 
him." 

"  Favete  linguis"  whispered  Mr.  Nor- 
mand  to  Lady  Sevenoaks.  "  When  half- 
gods  go,  the  gods  arrive." 

Dinner  was  a  pleasant  meal  which  passed 
swiftly,  for  the  new  guest,  who  had  travelled 
straight  from  London,  brought  news  of  the, 
outer  world  which  was  greedily  received 
by  people  dependent  upon  irregular  Scot- 
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tish  papers  and  a  belated  Times.  He  had 
just  been  in  Paris,  and  gave  an  amusing 
account  of  the  jumble  of  nationalities  at 
work  in  that  perplexed  city.  Mr.  Lenchard 
was  one  of  those  figures  who  in  every 
generation  intrigue  their  contemporaries. 
Most  people  knew  him  only  as  a  name,  for, 
like  the  god  Baal,  he  was  often  on  a  journey. 
Still  in  early  middle  life,  he  had  a  singular 
air  of  youth,  but  of  monastic  youth.  His 
hair,  though  plentiful,  somehow  suggested 
a  tonsure  ;  and  whatever  garment  he  as- 
sumed had  the  appearance  of  a  monk's 
robe.  His  searching  black  eyes  were  pre- 
ternaturally  solemn,  but  his  face  now  and 
then  broke  up  into  a  slow  smile.  Perhaps 
it  was  his  voice  that  suggested  the  Church  ; 
it  seemed  made  to  intone  chants  and 
offices.  As  the  founder  of  that  admirable 
quarterly,  The  Square  Deal,  he  had  some 
claim  to  be  a  shaper  of  political  opinion, 
and  he  had  gathered  round  him  a  group  of 
men  who  in  their  several  spheres  had  done 
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distinguished  work  for  their  country.  His 
critics  declared  that  he  was  Prussian  in  his 
complete  humourlessness  and  his  inhuman 
persistence  ;  his  friends  found  in  him  both 
humour  and  modesty.  Under  his  coercion 
the  British  Empire  had  altered  much  of  its 
constitutional  practice  and  wholly  revised 
its  constitutional  theory — no  small  achieve- 
ment for  a  single  patriot. 

The  party  assembled  after  dinner  round 
the  hall  fire,  for  the  coming  of  rain  had 
brought  a  slight  chill  into  the  air. 

Lady  Sevenoaks  was  eager  to  make  Mr. 
Lenchard  talk,  for  she  wickedly  anticipated 
a  row  with  Mr.  Wyper. 

"  How  is  the  Empire  going  to  come  out 
of  all  this  ?  "  she  asked.  "  We  have  to  be 
very  chary  in  using  the  name  now.  What 
is  the  new  phrase  ?  The  British  Common- 
wealth ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  Mr.  Lenchard.  "  That  is 
a  safer  word  and  a  more  exact  description. 
I  like  '  Empire  *  myself,  but  the  Germans 
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ive  given  it  an  ugly  sound  ...  I  think 

dngs  are  going  very  well.  The  British 
>eoples  sat  round  the  Conference  Table  as 
a  group  of  free  nations,  and  it  was  pleasant 
to  find  so  many  involuntary  tributes  to  our 
success  in  government.  Whenever  there 
was  any  doubt  about  the  proper  mandatory 
for  a  part  of  the  world  they  generally  came 
first  to  us." 

:<  I  should  have  thought,"  said  Lady 
Sevenoaks,  lt  that  the  whole  creed  of 
Imperialism  had  been  a  little  blown  upon. 
Mr.  Wyper  said  the  other  day  that  the 
attitude  of  the  British  Imperialist  was 
indistinguishable  from  that  of  the  Pan- 
Germans,  except  that  he  had  less  logic  and 
courage." 

But,  to  her  astonishment,  Mr.  Lenchard 
refused  to  be  drawn.  He  actually  laughed. 

:<  I  think  that  view  has  a  good  deal  of 

truth  in  it.     The  whole  world  was  bitten 

by  Prussianism  and  none  of  our  records 

are  quite  clean.     We  all  thought  too  much 

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of  the  lust  of  the  eyes  and  the  pride  of  life. 
But,  yes — on  the  whole  we  were  saner,  even 
in  our  worst  extravagances.  Only  our 
fools  talked  the  racial  nonsense  of  the 
Boche.  The  great  Imperialists  were  in- 
clined to  be  very  humble  in  the  face  of 
their  problems,  and,  remember,  we  had 
always  a  good  deal  of  the  sound  old  Whig- 
gish  notion  of  liberty  in  our  heroics.  But 
we  wanted  purifying,  and,  please  God, 
we've  got  it." 

Mr.  Wyper,  one  of  whose  possessions 
was  an  uncommonly  thick  skin,  was  pre- 
pared to  dispute  this  proposition.  But 
Mr.  Lenchard  declined. 

"  Good  Lord,  I'm  not  going  to  discuss 
politics  at  this  time  of  night.  I'm  fairly 
dropping  with  sleep.  We'll  talk  about  it 
to-morrow,  if  you  like  .  .  .  Colonel  La- 
mont,  I  hear  General  Morier  is  coming 
here?" 

"  He  turns  up  about  eleven  to-night. 
Malone  wires  that  he's  crossing  in  a  yacht 

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rhich  the  new  Member  for  the  county  has 

sorrowed    from    one    of    his    millionaire 

iends."    - 
!<  I  saw  a  little  of  Morier  in  Paris,  and 

ie  makes  a  man  feel  about  four  feet  high 
beside  him.  We've  produced  great  sol- 
diers, as  great  as  anybody  except  Foch,  but 
we  can't  produce  just  the  Morier  type.  He 
doesn't  belong  to  the  modern  world  at  all. 
He  fought  the  war  in  the  spirit  in  which  St. 
Louis  went  to  the  Crusades  or  a  medieval 
knight  rode  out  to  rescue  a  princess.  It 
was  funny  to  see  him  trying  to  puzzle  his 
way  through  the  kind  of  problem  we  had 
to  face,  wondering  all  the  time  why  a  war 

rhich  had  been  fought  for  chivalry  should 

jnd  in  bargaining.    And  the  odd  thing 
that  he  finished  by  being  the  toughest 

Bargainer  of  the  lot.    A  great  idealist  often 
ids  it  hard  to  understand  other  idealisms 

than  his  own,  and  ends  by  being  rather 
specially  terre-d-terre.  I  dare  say  Mr. 

fonas  would  call  hirr>an  old  reactionary. " 
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"  No,  I  wouldn't,"  said  that  gentleman. 
"  I  call  him  an  'ero.  An  *ero  doesn't 
belong  to  any  particular  world,  ancient  or 
modern.  But  we  all  take  off  our  'ats  to 
1m." 

"  He  is  so  wonderful,"  sighed  Mrs. 
Aspenden.  "  I  hear  that  he  went  to  Mass 
every  morning  during  all  his  battles." 

"  Bless  my  soul,"  said  Colonel  Lamont, 
"  I  forgot  all  about  that.  This  island  was 
converted  so  thoroughly  at  the  Reformation 
that  there  isn't  a  'priest  within  twenty 
miles  ...  I  wonder  if  Macmillan  would 
be  any  good.  He  was  rather  nice  about 
the  Pope  last  Sunday.  The  Lith  is  getting 
pretty  low,  and  if  only  this  rain  doesn't 
bring  it  up  there  may  be  a  chance  of 
inveigling  him  from  the  sea  trout." 


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VI 


Mr.  Lenchard  discusses  the  faults  and  virtues  of 
British  Imperialism.  General  Morier  is  in  doubt 
about  the  League  of  Nations.  A  Practical  Politician 
combats  Idealism,  and  shows  himself  not  immune 
from  it. 

IT  was  Lady  Sevenoaks's  habit  to  wake 
early  and  to  pass  the  time  in  writing  notes. 
At  that  hour  of  the  morning  her  mind  was 
active  and  her  desire  to  express  it  over- 
powering. In  London  she  would  scatter 
her  billets  among  her  friends  by  special 
messenger,  but  here  in  the  Hebrides  she 
confined  herself  to  inditing  letters  for  the 
post.  Her  first  thought  on  waking  was 
of  General  Morier.  She  had  a  weakness 
for  great  men,  especially  for  the  romanti- 
cally great  ;  she  remembered  that  during 
the  war  she  had  once  sat  next  to  him  at 

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lunch  at  the  French  Embassy,  and  she 
desired  to  recall  herself  to  his  memory. 
Accordingly  she  wrote  and  dispatched  by 
her  maid  an  agreeable  letter  written  in  her 
best  French. 

But  while  Lady  Sevenoaks's  French  was 
of  a  crystal  clar^y,  not  so  her  handwriting. 
A  footman  presented  the  missive  to  General 
Morier  while  he  was  still  heavy  with  sleep. 
The  attempt  to  decipher  it  woke  him  up 
most  effectively,  and  he  continued  his 
labour  while  he^  shaved.  He  grasped  the 
friendly  tenor  of  the  document,  but  for 
the  life  of  him  he  could  not  read  the  sig- 
nature. 

When  he  descended  to  breakfast  he 
found  the  party  awaiting  him  with  a 
curiosity  scarcely  masked  by  good  breeding. 
Indeed,  he  was  a  figure  which  would  have 
commanded  attention  in  any  company, 
even  if  his  famous  record  had  been  un- 
known. Tall  and  spare  and  bearing  him- 
self with  that  erect  grace  which  his 
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countrymen  alone  can  command,  he  seemed 
the  incarnation  of  the  spirit  of  chivalrous 
war.  A  long  curving  scar  on  his  brown 
cheek  told  of  that  wound  in  the  first 
Argonne  campaign  which  had  laid  him 
aside  for  months,  and  a  maimed  hand  spoke 
of  the  grave  days  of  Verdun  when  corps 
commander  and  fantassin  alike  faced  im- 
minent death.  His  deep-set  grey  eyes 
were  at  once  shy  and  masterful,  and  in 
every  line  of  his  worn  face  were  gentleness 
and  self-control.  He  spoke  almost  perfect 
English,  and  Colonel  Lamont,  who  had 
welcomed  him  in  halting  French,  relapsed 
with  a  sigh  of  relief  into  his  native  tongue. 
Lady  Sevenoaks  greeted  him  with  the 
warmth  of  a  privileged  friend,  Mrs.  Aspen- 
den  with  the  reverence  with  which  she 
would  have  received  a  Prince  of  the 
Church,  and  Mrs.  Lavender  with  some- 
thing approaching  that  curtsey  which  she 
would  have  refused  to  any  crowned  head 
on  the  globe  ;  the  young  men  stood  to 
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attention  as  if  on  parade  ;  and  Mr.  Jonas, 
in  his  hero-worship,  forbore  to  make  any 
remark  till  he  had  finished  his  porridge. 

After  the  meal  the  General  took  his 
hostess  aside.  !<  Have  you  perhaps  a 
Madame  Snooks  staying  in  the  house  ?  " 
he  asked.  '*  I  desire  to  be  presented  to 
her." 

Mrs.  Lamont  hastily  repeated  the  names 
of  the  women.  The  General  reflected  and 
found  enlightenment.  "  I  beg  your  par- 
don/' he  said,  laughing,  "  I  am  getting  old 
and  stupid.  Snooks  !  But,  of  cou-rse,  no. 
It  is  my  blunder."  And  he  hastened  to 
compliment  Lady  Sevenoaks  on  her  morn- 
ing freshness  and  on  the  distinguished 
public  services  of  her  husband. 

It  was  a  day  of  steady  rain.  "  Confound 
it,"  said  Colonel  Lamont.  "  This  will  fill 
up  the  Lith,  and  there  will  be  no  hope  of 
getting  Macmillan  away  from  it."  In  the 
house  there  was  a  large  and  pleasant  room, 
half  library,  half  smoking-room,  which  was 
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the  usual  rendezvous  on  wet  days.  Many 
fine  heads  of  deer  adorned  the  walls,  and 
the  bookshelves  contained  the  assortment 
of  literature  common  in  Scottish  country 
houses — old  threervolume  editions  of  Sir 
Walter  Scott's  novels,  the  proceedings  of 
antiquarian  and  agricultural  societies,  and 
odd  works  of  eighteenth-century  divinity. 
Colonel  Lamont  had  elsewhere  in  the 
house  a  well-appointed  library,  and  this 
room  was  the  backwater  into  which  drifted 
the  less  regarded  volumes. 

Here  during  the  morning  most  of  the 
men  found  themselves  assembled,  with 
eyes  turning  from  the  wet  window-panes 
to  the  glowing  peat  fire.  Mr.  Lenchard 
and  General  Morier  stood  talking  on  the 
hearth-rug  ;  Mr.  Maldwin  was  deep  in  a 
volume  ofjorrocks,  with  his  legs  swung  over 
the  arm  of  his  chair  ;  Sir  William  Jacob 
and  Mr.  Wyper  were  writing  letters  ;  and 
Christopher  Normand  was  dozing  over  a 
three-days-old  Times. 
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THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

Mr.  Wyper  finished  his  correspondence 
and  joined  the  two  by  the  fire. 

"  I  am  afraid  Lady  Sevenoaks  rather 
traduced  me  last  night, "  he  told  Mr. 
Lenchard.  "  Morally,  of  course,  I  never 
classed  Imperialists  with  Pan-Germans. 
If  you  had  clearly  envisaged  your  aims— 
which  you  never  did — you  might  be  liable 
to  the  charge.  But  what  difference,  except 
in  degree,  was  there  between  your  '  self- 
sufficing  Empire  '  and  the  Germany  which 
Biilow  and  Ballin  dreamed  of  ?  You  too 
wanted  to  set  yourselves  outside  and  above 
the  comradeship  of  nations. " 

Mr.  Lenchard  regarded  with  some  dis- 
favour the  restless  being  before  him. 

"  Nobody  ever  preached  a  self-sufficing 
Empire.  It  was  a  fiction  of  our  opponents. 
What  we  advocated  was  the  development 
of  a  closer  union  between  the  parts  of  that 
Empire.  Only  a  fool,  if  he  has  to  live  in 
the  world,  seeks  to  cut  himself  off  from  the 
world." 

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THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

Will  you  tell  me  what  is  this  Imperial- 
m  ?  "  General  Morier  asked.  "  For  many 
I  have  had  little  leisure  to  study,  and 
know  it  only  as  a  name." 
Mr.  Lenchard  turned  with  a  smile  to  the 
General. 

"  You  ask  me  a  good  deal,"  he  said. 
"  But  I  will  try  to  tell  you  what  I  mean  by 
it.  Like  every  big  thing,  people  interpreted 
it  in  different  ways." 

He  lit  his  pipe,  pulled  up  an  armchair, 
and  stretched  his  long  legs  to  the  fire. 

"  First,  I  believed  in  the  big  social  unit. 
In  our  complicated  world  you  cannot  limit 
ny    question    territorially,    and    the    big 
uestions  need  a  big  space  for  settlement, 
erefore,  like   Germany,   I   believed   in 
eat  nations  administering  great  tracts  of 
nd.    No.     It  wasn't  grandeur,  General, 
t  was  common  sense.     I  wanted  to  create 
new  patriotism  for  the  big  unit,  which 
ould  not  supersede  the  smaller  patriot- 
ms  but  would  safeguard  them.     I  believe 
in 


THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP 

that  to  be  a  right  deduction  from  history. 
Take  the  case  of  Scotland.  If  Scotland  had 
remained  a  little  separate  kingdom,  like 
Holland,  she  would  have  lost  her  Scottish- 
ness.  The  struggle  for  life  would  have 
rubbed  away  her  idioms  of  language  and 
literature,  thought  and  manners  and  tra- 
dition. But,  being  part  of  the  British 
Empire,  she  can  cherish  all  her  idiosyn- 
crasies, and  at  the  same  time  feel  a  genuine 
devotion  to  the  bigger  unit  which  she  has 
done  so  much  to  create." 

The  Frenchman  nodded.  "  That  is 
truth/*  he  said. 

"  Well,  then,  I  wanted  the  Empire  for 
three  reasons .  One  was  its  economic  value . 
These  islands  were  over-industrialised,  and 
to  give  our  people  a  wholesome  life  we 
needed  more  space.  A  second  was  its 
moral  value.  The  duties  of  Empire 
brought  fresh  air  into  our  politics,  and 
gave  our  young  men  a  richer  field  of  ser- 
vice. Thirdly,  I  wanted  it  as  a  safeguard 

112 


THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

peace.  The  hope  of  peace,  to-day  as  in 
e  Middle  Ages,  lies  in  a  community  of 
w,  interests,  and  culture  over  the  biggest 
ssible  area.  We  could  not  restore  right 
y  the  unity  of  Christendom,  but  the 
ritish  Empire  was  the  first  instalment/' 
"  That  is  clear/1  said  General  Morier, 
and  Mr.  Wyper,  whose  mouth  was  opened 
to  questions,  forbore,  for  the  Frenchman 
went  on  :  "  There  is  nothing  in  what  you 
say  that  France  would  not  subscribe  to.  I 
see  in  it  none  of  that  universalism  which 
I  dread." 

*  What  effect  has  the  war  had  on  your 
views,  Philip  ?  >!  Christopher  Normand 
asked. 

"  It  has  not  changed  them.  In  a  sense 
it  has  justified  them.  But,  thank  God,  it 
has  also  superseded  them." 

General  Morier  looked  anxious. 
"  Are  you  then  a  convert  to   univer- 
salism ?  >! 

"  I  hope  not,"  said  Mr.  Lenchard,  "  for 
113  i 


THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

I  never  heard  a  more  beastly  word.     But 
am  a  convert  to  the  closer  interconnectioi 
of  all  peoples.    We  are  in  for  democra< 
everywhere,  and  we  have  got  to  safeguan 
the  world  against  its  defects.     Its  bigge* 
danger  is  that  the  people  become  absorb* 
in  their  domestic  problems,  and,  while  th< 
State    extends    its    area    of   control    ov< 
national  life,  there  is  a  perpetual  risk  of 
country  intensifying  its  self-consciousn< 
to  the  point  of  truqulent  independence 
We  have  lost  the  old  cosmopolitan  sociel 
which  kept  the  upper  classes  of  Europe  ii 
touch  with  each  other,  and  we  are  in  dangc 
of  leaving  foreign  relations  to  a  small  bod] 
of  disregarded   experts.     That   is   simpb 
foolishness,  for  however  nice  you  make  yoi 
house  and  garden  it  won't  be  a  desirable 
dwelling  unless  you  see  that  the  amenitii 
of  the  neighbourhood  are  preserved 
Well,  the  war  has  shown  us,  I  think,  tJ 
we  can't  live  apart  from  the  rest  of  thi 
world.     Most  people  now  see  that  foreij 
114 


Till:   ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

a  Hairs  arc  as  much  a  part  of  their  politics 
an  increase  in  the  income  (ax.  Hut 
less  we  ^ci  the  right  kind  of  machinery 
shall  always  tend  to  sink  back  to  the  old 
sorption  in  home  questions.  We  have 
orientate  the  parish  pump  with  a  wider 
rid.  I  used  to  think  that  the  Empire  was 
ough  for  the  purpose,  but  now  1  see  that 
we  want  nothing  short  of  humanity  at 
large/' 

Mr.  Wyper  expressed  his  approval. 
*  Your  definition  of  Imperialism/'  he  said, 
"  was  pure  Prussianism.  It  was  exaetly 
what  the  parson  here  was  defending  last 
Sunday,  when  he  warned  us  not  to  despise 
Germany's  ideals.  I  could  parallel  every 
one  of  your  points  out  of  Delbriick.  Hut 
I  welcome  a  belated  convert  to  the  League 
Nations.  There,  at  any  rate,  we  are  in 
eemcnt." 

I  don't  think  we  should  agree  long/' 
id  Mr.  Lenchard.  4|  You  want  to  blur  all 
tionality  into  a  soft  pulpy  thing.  I 


THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

want  to  make  it  harder  and  craggier  than 
ever.  Before  we  can  have  a  League  of 
Nations  we  must  have  the  nations,  and 
that's  what  you  fellows  forget/' 

Mr.  Wyper  would  fain  have  retorted, 
but  at  that  moment  Mr.  Jonas  and  Mr. 
Burford  entered  the  room.  They  had  been 
for  a  walk  in  the  rain,  and  the  wet  glistened 
on  their  faces.  Mr.  Lenchard,  at  the 
request  of  the  General,  continued  : 

11  I  believe  in  a  League  of  Nations  on  the 
same  grounds  as  I  believed  in  Imperialism. 
The  least  important  is  that  it  is  the  only 
guarantee  of  peace.  I  will  give  you  a 
reason  which  should  appeal  to  Jonas.  We 
in  Britain  have  to  face  a  complete  recon- 
struction of  industrial  life.  Thank  Heaven 
we  mean  business  this  time  and  won't  be 
allowed  to  trifle  with  it.  But,  if  industry 
is  a  world-wide  thing,  how  are  we  going  to 
give  our  people  a  better  life  if  elsewhere  in 
the  globe  we  have  to  compete  with  the 
cheap  products  of  the  dark  ages  ?  Believe 
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THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

me,  a  country  which  develops  its  industrial 
life  on  purely  nationalist  lines  will  end  in 
disaster.  It  will  either  fail  and  starve,  or 
will  go  to  war  like  Germany.  I  am  not 
Socialist,  but  I  have  always  admitted  the 
>od  sense  of  the  Internationale.  The 
Socialists  saw  the  world-wide  ramifications 
of  the  things  that  interested  them,  and  they 
made  an  honest  attempt  to  provide  ade- 
quate machinery  ...  I  won't  bother  you 
with  other  reasons,  except  to  say  this.  The 
moral  and  imaginative  value  which  some 
of  us  found  in  Imperialism  is  to  be  found 
in  a  far  fuller  measure  in  the  conception 
of  a  working  union  of  all  civilised 
peoples." 

General  Morier  sadly  shook  his  head. 
"  I  do  not  deny  the  splendour  of  the  con- 
ception, but  I  fear  that  it  is  too  splendid 
for  an  imperfect  world.  It  will  weaken 
the  homely  intimacies  of  race  and  country, 
which  have  about  them  the  glamour  of 
ages.  How  can  you  get  that  long- descended 
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reverence  with  which  to  invest  your  brand 
new  League  ?  " 

"I  think,"  said  Mr.  Lenchard,  "  th 
the    difficulties    are    enormous,    but    th 
most  of  them  will  vanish  if  they  are  fac 
by  a  resolute  good  will.    As  for  the  sane 
tion,  we  must  make  it.    We  must  creat 
an  international  mood,  and  make  men 
loyal  to  mankind  as  they  are  to  their  ow 
lands.     It  can  be  done  and  it  will  be  done 
The  larger  patriotism  does  not  destroy  th 
smaller,  for  men  are  loyal  to  the  Britis 
Empire  as  well  as  to  England  or  Canada 
and  a  Frenchman  loves  France  as  much 
his  Normandy  village.     But  it  needs," 
concluded,  fixing  his  eye  on  Mr.  Wype 
"  the  devil  of  a  lot  of  wisdom,  and  th 
thing  will  be  wrecked  at  the  start  if  it 
left  to  feeble  intellectuals  who  profess  f< 
the  world  a  devotion  which  they  refuse  t 
their  own  country." 

"  That's  a  bit   'ard,"  said  Mr.  Jona 
grinning.     ;<  I  am  'eart  and  soul  for  th< 
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THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

League,  but  I'm  puzzled  to  know  how  it's 
>ing  to  work.  I  don't  like  the  folk  that 
ill  themselves  jurists." 

No  more  do  I,"  said  Christopher 
formand  from  the  depths  of  his  armchair. 
They  usually  come  from  Guatemala  or 
eru»  They  start  by  talking  about  Solon 
and  Lycurgus  and  they  end  by  being 
squared. " 

"  What  I  mean  to  say,"  Mr.  Jonas  con- 
tinued, "  is  that  I'm  afraid  of  the  League 
becoming  too  much  of  a  State  and  giving 
us  a  double  dose  of  politics.    Lord  knows 
we  have  enough  to  satisfy  us  at  present !  " 
"  I   don't  agree^"  said  Mr.  Lenchard. 
"  We  want  more  of  the  State  and  not  less, 
id  you,  as  a  good  Socialist,  Jonas,  should 
rree  with  me.    You  made  an  excellent 
sech  the  other  day  in  which  you  told 
>ur  people  that  their  first  loyalty  was  owed 
the  State  and  not  to  their  Union  or  their 
slass.    We  want  to  uphold  the  State  as 
against  all  sectional  organisations.     I  don't 
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THE  ISLAND  OF  SHEEP 

want  to  see  men  brigaded  by  classes  and 
interests.  I  want  to  see  every  man  a  citizen 
first  and  a  Trade  Unionist  or  an  employer 
second.  And  I  want  a  World  State  to 
supersede  any  Internationale,  for  it  will 
deal  with  the  whole  complex  of  political 
life  and  not  with  a  fraction. " 

Mr.  Lenchard  had  squared  his  shoulders 
and  was  embarking  on  a  fuller  exposition, 
when  the  sound  of  the  luncheon-gong  fell 
on  the  ears  of  the  party.  Luncheon  on  a 
wet  day  in  a  Highland  lodge  is  apt  to  be  a 
dreary  meal,  but  on  this  occasion  the 
presence  of  General  Morier  lent  it  an  agree- 
able excitement.  There  also  appeared  Mr. 
Merry  weather  Malone,  who  had  arrived 
the  night  before  and  had  stayed  in  bed 
during  the  morning  to  cure  a  cold.  He 
was  a  large  man  of  some  forty  odd  years, 
who  combined  a  plump  body  with  a  lean 
countenance.  His  greeting  of  his  fellow 
guests  was  marked  by  the  ceremonious 
dignity  common  among  American  gentle- 
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I  men  ;  his  greeting  of  Mrs.  Lavender  was 
touched  with  a  romantic  regret  for  lost 
opportunities.  Speaking  through  a  heavy 
catarrh,  he  announced  that  he  believed 
that  he  had  staved  off  the  pneumonia  which 
had  seemed  a  sure  thing  when  he  awoke, 
and  was  now  ready  for  a  little  nourish- 
ment. 

General  Morier  continued  the  conversa- 
tion of  the  smoking-room. 

"  You  English  are  too  idealist,"  he  said. 
'  You  strive  after  the  impossible  and  have 
a  passion  for  uniting  incompatibles.  We 
of  France  take  our  stand  on  the  solid  ground 
of  European  tradition.  We  revere  the 
wisdom  of  our  forefathers.  We  believe  in 
the  perfectibility  of  mankind — but  not  yet 
awhile.  We  do  not  think  that  even  this 
great  war  has  changed  human  nature,  and 
we  would  not  have  it  changed.  We  love 
the  fallible  thing  which  is  France  more 
deeply  than  any  cloudy  cosmopolitan 
fatherland.  You  cannot  break  with  the 

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past,  my  friends,  and  you  dare  not  forget 
history/' 

Mr.  Jonas  signified  his  assent.  !<  I  am 
always  preaching  more  'ist'ry,"  he  said. 

"  I  wonder  if  you  realise  what  a  difficult 
patch  Britain  has  to  hoe,"  said  Mr.  Nor- 
mand.  :t  France  is  European,  America  is 
American.  We're  European  on  one  side 
and  American  on  another,  and  a  great  many 
things  besides.  We're  a  far  more  compli- 
cated piece  to  fit  into  the  international 
jig-saw  puzzle." 

"  Our  difficulties  are  our  strength,"  Mr. 
Lenchard  cried.  "  Because  we're  no  one 
thing  in  particular  we're  everything.  We're 
the  eternal  hyphen  in  a  new  era." 

"Perhaps,"  said  the  General,  with  a 
smile  at  Mr.  Lenchard's  enthusiasm. 
"  Nevertheless  you  seek  two  incompatibles, 
a  world  politically  united,  and  a  spiritual 
unity  which  will  alone  make  the  other 
possible.  That  was  your  argument  this 
morning.  Well,  1  say  they  are  incom- 

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patibles,  and  I  look  to  history  for  the  proof. 
In  the  Roman  Empire  you  had  political 
union,  but  you  had  a  thousand  clashing 
faiths.  Then  came  Christianity.  In  the 
Middle  Ages  you  had  spiritual  unity,  but 
a  world  all  split  into  warring  races.  You 
may  have  one  or  the  other,  but  not  both, 
and  it  is  both  you  seek.  You  are  too 
idealist." 

"  Perhaps  we  are,"  said  Mr.  Lenchard. 
"  Nevertheless  we  must  attempt  the  im- 
possible, for  there  is  no  other  way.  And 
after  all,  General,  mankind  has  advanced 
chiefly  by  attempting  and  achieving  the 
incredible.  In  four  years  Britain  created 
out  of  nothing  one  of  the  most  successful 
armies  in  the  world.  You  yourself  at 
Verdun  defied  every  law  of  probability." 

General  Morier  bowed.  :<  I  am  a  lover 
of  daring,  my  friend.  Perhaps  it  is  not  on 
that  ground  I  oppose  you.  The  trouble 
is  that  I  do  not  like  your  new  world.  I 
think  of  France,  now  these  many  centuries 
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old  and  yet  eternally  young.  I  rejoice  to 
see  her  head  held  high  among  the  nations. 
I  would  have  her  strong  through  wise 
alliances,  and  modest  in  her  strength,  for 
being  old  she  is  well-bred,  and  does  not 
need  to  boast  like  a.  parvenu.  We  and  you 
together,  and  the  Americans,  are  security 
enough  for  peace,  for  though  we  are 
unlike,  yet  our  qualities  supplement  each 
other  and  the  sum  is  political  wisdom.  I 
do  not  like  to  think  of  my  country  shorn  of 
her  strength  for  defence,  which  is  the 
pride  of  every  man  and  every  people,  and 
surrendering  her  honour  to  an  international 
debating  society." 

"  Why  not  ?  "  asked  Mr.  Wyper.  "  We 
have  abolished  duelling  and  leave  our 
disputes  for  the  law  to  settle." 

"  The  parallel  is  not  exact.  Duelling, 
it  is  true,  is  infrequent,  and  so  I  hope  will 
be  war.  But  every  true  man  is  still  able 
and  willing,  if  need  be,  to  defend  his 
honour,  his  wife,  his  family,  with  his  own 
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hand.  You  would  take  from  my  nation 
the  power  to  do  likewise. " 

Mr.  Wyper  admitted  that  he  would. 

"  Then  I  do  not  like  it.  You  would 
destroy  the  old  way,  but  you  will  not  change 
humanity,  and  the  day  will  come  when  your 
League  will  break  and  you  will  have  to 
face  the  ancient  mischief  with  untrained 
arms  and  a  broken  tradition.  We  French 
love  real  things  and  do  not  walk  with  our 
heads  in  the  air.  We  believe  that  God  has 
a  holy  city  prepared  for  us,  but  not  this 
side  the  grave.  So  in  the  meantime  we 
cling  to  our  little  terrestrial  towns."  And 
he  quoted  : 

"  Heureux  ceux  qui   sont  morts   pour  les  cit6s 

charnelles, 
Car  elles  sont  le  corps  de  la  cit6  de  Dieu." 

The  beauty  of  his  voice  and  the  gentle- 
ness of  his  manner  had  a  curious  effect  on 
the  others.  It  made  Mrs.  Lavender  want  to 
cry,  and  Mrs.  Aspenden's  face  assumed  that 
air  of  devotion  which  it  wore  during  the 

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ministrations  of  Father  Mabbett.  Mr. 
Burford  was  also  greatly  impressed,  and, 
removing  his  spectacles,  blinked  earnestly 
at  the  speaker. 

It  was  at  this  moment  that  a  visitor 
appeared  on  the  scene.  Mr.  Archibald 
Strathbungo,  the  new  Member  for  the 
county,  was  a  young  man  already  celebrated 
in  the  half- world  of  politics.  He  had 
been  private  secretary  to  an  eminent  states- 
man, and  had  made  for  himself  a  high 
reputation  as  an  adroit  tactician.  No  man 
could  more  subtly  influence  the  Press  or 
had  a  keener  nose  for  electoral  possibilities, 
and  to  him  was  generally  attributed  the 
unique  success  of  the  Coalition  at  the  polls. 
He  was  slight  and  boyish  of  figure,  with 
close-cropped  black  hair,  large  restless 
eyes,  and  the  jaw  of  an  Old  Bailey  lawyer. 
Whence  he  sprung  no  one  knew,  but  his 
speech  had  the  racy  idiom  of  the  environs 
of  Glasgow.  To  an  immense  circle  of 
acquaintances  he  was  known  as  "  Bunggie." 
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He  introduced  himself  to  his  host,  who 

I  presented  him  to  the  company.  With  some, 
such  3.3  Mrs.- Lavender  and  Mr.  Jonas,  he 
was  already  acquainted.  Lady  Sevenoaks 
regarded  him  with  a  stare  of  abhorrence, 
seeing  in  him  a  shameless  enemy.  A  place 
was  laid  for  him,  and  he  fell  with  zest  to 
luncheon. 

"  How's  the  cold,  Mr.  Malone  ?  "  he 
asked.  '  You  wouldn't  take  my  advice 
and  try  a  rummer  of  hot  whisky.  Man, 
teetotaler  or  no,  it's  a  mistake  to  despise 
the  best  medicine  God  ever  made." 

Mr.  Malone  inquired  as  to  the  health  of 
the  owner  of  the  yacht  in  which  he  had 
travelled  the  previous  day. 

He's  fine.     He's  got  a  new  maggot  in 
ds  head  about  making  Persian  rugs  on 
Highland  looms  with  native  dyes.     I  like 
old    Linkumdoddie,"    he   added,   turning 
>rightly  to  Colonel  Lament.  "  If  it  weren't 
for  his  yawt   I'd  never  get  about  these 
islands.     I've  a  kind  of  pull  with  him,  for 
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I  spoke  a  word  in  the  right  quarter  about 
his  peerage  and  I  think  he  knows  it." 

r<  Linkumdoddie,"  murmured  Lady 
Penelope  Wyper,  "  I'm  sure  there's  no 
such  name  in  the  peerage." 

"  You'll  find  it  in  the  Profiteerage,"  Mr. 
Normand  whispered. 

Mr.  Strathbungo  had  broken  utterly  the 
spell  cast  by  General  Morier.  An  air  of 
rollicking  candour  sat  on  him,  and  one 
might  have  suspected  him  of  innocence  but 
for  his  alert  eyes.  It  was  not  long  before 
Mr.  Wyper  had  roused  him  to  argument 
by  a  complaint  of  certain  electioneering 
methods. 

'  Ugh,  away,"  said  the  gentleman. 
"  There's  some  of  you  folk  too  high- 
minded  for  this  world  as  long  as  you're  on 
the  losing  side.  When  you  see  a  chance  of 
winning  there's  nothing  you  won't  do. 
Just  look  at  the  Liberals.  They  were 
always  declaring  that  the  party  system  was 
the  root  of  the  Constitution,  until  they  saw 
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that  the  Tories  were  likely  to  beat  them  at 
the  game,  and  then  they  had  no  words  bad 
enough  for  party  spirit.  Fm  a  plain  man, 
and  I  believe  in  parties,  same  as  I  believe 
in  nations.  You've  got  to  fight  and  win, 
and  then  you  do  the  best  you  can  for  the 
country." 

"  I  presume  you  do  not  believe  in  any 
Hague  Convention  about  the  methods  of 
party  warfare,  Mr.  Strathbungo,"  said 
Lady  Sevenoaks  acidly. 

"  I  don't.  There's  just  one  convention 
to  keep  in  mind,  and  that's  human  nature. 
The  man  that  understands  human  nature 


wins." 


"  And  you  would  defend  an  appeal  to  the 
people  on  the  programme  of  'anging*  the 
Kaiser  and  making  Germany  pay  for 
everything,  when  you  know  both  are  im- 
possible ?  "  asked  Mr.  Jonas. 

"  I  don't  know  they're  impossible,  and  I 
defend  them  right  enough.  They  were  my 
own  idea.  We  would  have  lost  the  election 

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if  we  had  gone  on  talking  about  brotherhood 
and  the  *  spirit  of  the  trenches  '  and  all  that 
hot  air.  What  you  object  to  were  the  only 
things  the  voters  cared  a  rush  about.  You 
Labour  chaps  did  the  same  thing,  only 
you  weren't  clever  enough.  You  started 
yowling  about  Conscription,  when  you 
knew  there  wasn't  a  man  on  our  side  who 
didn't  loathe  the  very  name  of  it." 

Mrs.  Lament's  mild  spirit  was  stirred. 
:<  It  all  sounds  very  wicked,"  she  said. 

"  Oh,  I  don't  think  so,"  said  Mr. 
Strathbungo  genially.  :<  It's  the  rules  of 
the  game.  The  people  want  to  fight  and 
it's  your  business  to  show  them  sport. 
You've  got  to  fight  on  the  issues  they 
prefer." 

'  Such  is  Democracy,"  said  General 
Morier  softly. 

Mr.  Normand  leaned  over  to  him. 
"  We  English  are  too  idealist,"  he  whis- 
pered, and  the  Frenchman  smiled. 

Mr.  Strathbungo  caught  an  echo  of  the 
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hrase.  '  That's  an  awful  word/'  he 
id.  :<  I'm  not  very  particular,  but  I 
ouldn't  like  to  be  an  idealist.  It's  a  poor, 
ilk-blooded,  blue-spectacled  sort  of  busi- 


ess." 


Colonel  Lamont  was  ill  at  ease.  He  had 
ever  met  the  new  Member  before,  and 
disapproved  of  him  strongly ;  but  his 
sense  of  hospitality  held  him  in  an  em- 
barrassed silence.  Not  so  Lady  'Guid- 
willie.  With  her  grimmest  smile  she 
addressed  Mr.  Strathbungo. 

"  You  had  a  meeting  at  Waucht  in 
December/'  she  said.  "  I  wasn't  present, 
but  if  I  had  been  I  would  have  moved  a 
vote  of  no  confidence.  You  talked  some 
precious  nonsense  about  the  land." 

Coffee  having  been  served,  Mr.  Strath- 
ungo   was   smoking — a   cigar   set   in   an 
ber    mouthpiece    which    stuck    in    a 
rner  of  his  wide,  loose  mouth. 

Let's  hear  what  the  nonsense  was,"  he 
aid  pleasantly. 

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THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP 

"  You  told  them  that  the  land  in  th< 
Highlands  could  be  made  to  support  five 
times  the  present  population,  if  they  got 
rid  of  the  landlords.  I'll  give  you  leave  to 
try  at  Waucht.  I  pay  twenty-five  shillings 
in  the  pound  for  rates,  and  there  aren't 
twenty  acres  on  the  estate  you  could  get  a 
plough  through." 

Mr.  Strathbungo  suddenly  became  a 
different  person.  He  laid  down  his  cigar 
and  his  whimsical  face  grew  solemn.  Also 
the  veneer  of  English  accent  disappeared 
and  he  spoke  in  the  unabashed  drawl  of 
his  native  city. 

"  I  wasn't  referring  to  Waucht/'  he 
said.  "  There's  not  much  could  live  at 
Waucht,  except  deer.  And  I  wasn't  speak- 
ing of  landlords  like  your  folk.  You're  the 
old  kind,  who  think  first  of  their  people  and 
would  starve  rather  than  let  them  starve. 
But  I  stick  to  every  word  I  said  about  the 
Highlands  at  large.  They're  stuffed  with 
Englishmen  and  Americans  and  Jews  that 
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come  only  for  their  amusement  and  don't 
care  a  docken  about  the  place.  Oh,  they 
spend  money.  I  know  it.  But  they  spend 
it  to  make  people  slaves,  and  I  would  rather 
have  the  Highlander  poor  and  free.  I'm 
one  myself,  and  my  blood  boils  when  I  see 
big  trencher-fed  gillies  crawling  before  a 
London  shopkeeper." 

"  Democracy  !  democracy  !  "  said  Mr. 
Normand. 

"  Democracy  be  bldwed  !  The  High- 
lands were  never  democratic — never  in 
that  way.  But  they  used  to  be  free.  Tell 
me,  Colonel,  did  ever  men  fight  better  than 
the  Highland  battalions  ?  They've  earned 
the  right  to  the  use  of  their  native  land. 
Are  you  willing  to  have  that  land  only  a 
playground  and  a  resort  for  honeymoon 
couples,  and  its  chief  export  picture  post- 
cards ?  You  ask  Macmillan,  the  minister. 
He'll  tell  you  of  the  old  days  when  there 
were  droves  of  black  cattle  on  ground  that 
now  has  nothing  but  deer.  You  can't 

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restore  those  days,  but  you  can  bring  in 
modern  inventions.  You  can  make  the 
finest  fishing  industry  in  Britain  if  you  take 
trouble  about  canning  factories  and  trans- 
port. You  can  start  the  old  cottage  in- 
dustries again.  You  can  introduce  sheep 
where  they  should  be  instead  of  deer,  and 
cattle  where  they  should  be  instead  of 
sheep,  and  the  plough  where  it  should  be 
instead  of  pasture.  But  the  first  thing 
you've  got  to  do  is  to  emancipate  the  land 
from  the  idle  rich." 

Lady  Guidwillie  regarded  the  speaker 
almost  with  affection.  "  There's  some 
sense  in  your  head,  Mr.  Strathbungo.  I 
rather  wish  I  had  been  at  your  meeting. 
I  might  have  seconded  the  vote  of  con- 
fidence. " 

"  Of    course    you    would,"    he    cried. 

*  The  real  gentry  like  you  should  be  on  my 

side.     Do  you  think  I  came  to  this  part  of 

the  world  for  fun  ?     I  have  dreamed  of  the 

job  ever  since  I  could  stand  on  two  legs, 


THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP 

and  now  the  war  has  given  me  a  chance. 
I  am  not  going  to  rest  as  long  as  there's  an 
acre  of  Highland  ground  lying  idle  that 
can  be  used  to  support  human  life.  What's 
left  over  can  go  to  sport.  I  like  a  day  with 
the  gun  myself.0 

Mr.  Jonas,  who  had  been  vastly  enter- 
tained, shook  his  head. 

"  You  can't  do  it,  Bunggie.  Your  old 
Coalition  depends  on  the  idle  rich." 

The  young  man  forgot  his  manners. 
"  Then  I'll  see  the  Coalition  in  Tophet," 
he  said,  with  a  ferocity  that  produced  a 
sudden  silence. 

General  Morier  leaned  towards  Mr. 
Normand.  "  I  was  right,"  he  said.  "  You 
English — all  of  you — are  too  idealist." 


VII 

The  visit  to  the  Sea  Skerries  and  Lord  Linkum- 
doddie's  yacht.  Mr.  Merryweather  Malone  enlarges 
on  the  gulf  between  British  and  American  minds  and 
the  embarrassments  of  his  own  land.  He  differs 
from  General  Morier  and  comforts  him  with  texts. 

DURING  the  night  a  wind  rose  which 
blew  away  the  rain,  and  on  Thursday 
morning  the  island  woke  to  blue  skies  and 
a  world  washed  clean.  The  little  hill 
streams  were  still  in  spate,  but  the  strong 
sun  dried  the  ground,  so  that  after  break- 
fast it  was  possible  for  Mr.  Strathbungo  to 
smoke  his  first  cigar  seated  on  a  bank  of 
heather  above  the  lawn,  where  he  was 
volubly  appreciating  the  prospect.  He, 
General  Morier,  and  Mr.  Malone  had  to 
leave  that  afternoon,  and  it  was  arranged 
that  the  morning  should  be  spent  on  the 

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little  isles  known  as  the  Sea  Skerries,  where 
they  could  be  picked  up  for  luncheon  by 
Lord  Linkumdoddie's  yacht,  in  which  the 
three  departing  guests  were  to  continue 
their  journey. 

There  must  be  an  attraction  between 
opposites,  for  General  Morier  showed  a 
curious  liking  for  Mr.  Strathbungo's 
society.  He  had  played  billiards  with  him 
the  evening  before  and  been  soundly 
beaten,  and  he  now  took  his  seat  beside 
him  on  the  heather. 

'  You  have  told  me  many  things,"  he 
said,  "  but  you  have  not  spoken  about  the 
League  of  Nations.  We  were  discussing 
it  yesterday  when  you  arrived.  You  are 
a  British  politician — what  you  call  a  prac- 
ical  man.  What  do  you  say  to  it  ?  " 

Mr.    Strathbungo   winked   solemnly   at 
its  questioner. 

*  It's  all  right/1  he  said.  "  Personally 
I'm  not  much  heeding  about  it.  It's  not 
the  kind  of  business  that  interests  me.  But 


THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP 

it's  a  grand  thing  to  keep  some  folks  quiet. 
You  see,  General,  most  folk  are  not  men  of 
the  world  like  you  and  me.  They  like  hot 
air  and  fine  sentiment,  and  the  great  thing 
is  to  give  them  a  subject  where  they  can 
safely  indulge  their  taste.  They  can  blow 
off  all  the  steam  they  want  about  the  League 
of  Nations  without  doing  much  harm." 

*  But  for  the  scheme  itself  you  do  not 
care — how  is  it  you  say  ? — a  docken  ?  >! 

"  Well,  I  wouldn't  just  say  that.  I'm 
quite  ready  to  be  enthusiastic  about  the 
parliament  of  man  and  the  federation  of  the 
world,  and  all  the  rest  of  it.  But  I  don't 
regard  it  as  very  practical  politics." 

"  And  yet  it  is  in  the  forefront  of  the 
Peace  deliberations." 

"  It  had  to  be.  We  had  to  satisfy 
America  and  it  turns  put  we  only  satisfied 
Wilson  ....  Well,  they  can  fight  it  out 
as  they  like  for  me.  If  the  thing  goes 
phut,  I'm  not  caring.  If  it  succeeds,  good 
and  well.  Anyhow,  it's  a  fine  safety-valve 

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and  makes  a  lot  of  wind-bags  happy.  Fm 
all  for  keeping  a  subject  like  that  as  a 
standing  diversion  for  what  you  call 
idealists/' 

As  they  walked  down  to  the  shore, 
General  Morier  found  himself  in  company 
with  Christopher  Normand  and  Mr. 
Burford. 

*  I  like  the  young  Strathbungo,"  he 
said.  '  He  is  a  good  and  merry  fellow. 
But  I  think  he  is  a  relic  of  the  old  life  before 
the  war,  for  he  has  not  been  touched  by  it. 
I  wonder  how  he  contrived  it.  Have  you 
many  like  him  ?  " 

"Heaps/*  said  Mr.  Normand.  "  All 
the  professional  politicians.  They  are  by 
no  means  dead,  and  nothing  changes  them. 
If  there  was  a  universal  convulsion  and  we 
were  all  suddenly  back  in  the  Palaeolithic 
age  they  would  be  organising  caucuses 
next  morning  among  the  cave-men." 

Mr.  Burford  took  a  more  hopeful  view. 
u  You  won't  find  many.  Only  a  few  middle- 


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aged  folk  who  have  no  children.  I  go 
about  among  the  towns  and  villages  of 
England  and  I  hardly  come  across  a  man 
who  hasn't  had  his  world  knocked  end- 
ways by  the  war.  They  can't  remember 
the  life  they  lived  five  years  ago.  For  good 
or  for  bad,  mankind's  got  a  jog  out  of  its 
rut." 

"  I  don't  know.  What  about  America  ?  " 
"  Ah,  America,"  said  General  Morier. 
"  A  great  and  most  curious  country." 
His  air  was  such  as  might  have  been  worn 
by  a  medieval  geographer  puzzling  over  a 
modern  atlas. 

The  short  journey  to  the  Skerries  was 
performed  in  heavy  salmon-cobles  rowed 
by  sturdy  fishermen.  It  was  indeed  a 
marvellous  day,  the  sunlight  dancing  on 
the  ripples,  the  big  hills  of  the  mainland 
showing  blue  and  distant,  oyster-catchers 
and  terns  piping  on  the  shingle,  and  every 
corner  of  shore  a  nook  of  greenery.  When 
the  Skerries  were  reached,  some  of  the 
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party  set  off  to  visit  the  ruins  of  a  monas- 
ery  famous  in  Church  history.  General 

orier,  who  had  been  ingeminating 
erica  as  Lord  Falkland  ingeminated 

eace,  stayed  behind  with  Mr.  Malone,  and 
he  two,  along  with  Mrs.  Lavender,  Mr. 
Burford,  and  Penrose  Mac  Andrew,  seated 
themselves  on  the  top  of  a  little  cliff  which 
was  crowned  with  a  thatch  of  young 
heather. 

"  I'm  sorry  to  leave,"  said  Mr.  Malone. 
"I'm  always  mighty  sorry  to  leave  any 
part  of  this  little  country.  I'm  a  lover  of 
England,  Martha,  though  I  don't  forsake 
my  native  land  like  you.  I  wish  America 
were  planted  right  here,  for  then  there 
would  be  a  better  chance  of  our  getting  to 
like  each  other." 

Mr.  Burford  inquired  concerning  Ameri- 
can opinion  regarding  Britain. 

"  It's  better,"  said  Mr.  Malone.  "  You 
can't  fight  in  the  same  trenches  against  the 
same  Hun  without  feeling  a  kind  of  sym- 
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pathy.  But  there's  plenty  of  room  for 
improvement.  The  trouble  is  we  have 
too  much  in  common.  We  can't  help 
feeling  we  are  near  relations,  and  that  riles 
us.  If  there  wasn't  so  much  Englishness 
in  the  United  States,  we'd  think  England  a 
fine  museum-piece  and  revere  her." 

c<  No,"  he  said,  in  reply  to  a  question  by 
Mr.  Burford.  "  It  isn't  Irish  and  German 
propaganda  or  lying  history  books  or  dam- 
fool  Englishmen  on  their  travels.  The 
main  cause  is  right  deep  down  in  our 
nature.  We  speak  pretty  well  the  same 
language,  but  we  haven't  the  same  way  of 
looking  at  things.  We  haven't  the  same 
sense  of  humour,  and  that's  a  difference 
that  would  divorce  husband  and  wife. 
You  pitch  the  case  too  low,,  and  we  think  it 
funny  to  put  it  sky-high.  One  day  last 
summer  I  was  in  a  bit  of  the  line  which  the 
British  were  holding  next  door  to  the 
Americans.  There  was  a  horrid  great 
shelling  all  morning.  Our  boys  said  they 
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reckoned  that  Hell  and  Vesuvius  had  been 
having  a  match  at  ninepins.  An  English 
sergeant  I  spoke  to  admitted  when  he  was 
pressed — when  he  was  pressed,  remember — 
that  the  Kaiser  might  have  been  a  bit 
'asty  that  morning.  When  we  think  poorly 
of  a  man,  we  say  he's  so  low  down  he'd 
want  an  aeroplane  to  get  up  to  hell.  You'd 
mention  he  was  an  outsider  and  trouble  no 
more  about  him  .  .  .  Then  there's  what 
you  call  your  Oxford  manner.  We've  got 
that,  too,  but  only  in  Boston,  but  with  you 
it's  in  the  bone.  You're  so  darned  genteel 
and  superior.  And  the  fellows  among  you 
that  are  always  explaining  England  to 
America  by  abusing  the  Oxford  manner 
have  got  it  worst  of  all.  An  American 
don't  like  to  say  anything  against  his 
country,  even  when  he  knows  she's  in  the 
wrong.  When  he  hears  an  Englishman 
criticising  England  he  puts  it  down  as 
another  example  of  his  blamed  super- 
ciliousness .  .  .  You  see,  we're  a_  young 

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nation  and  very  sentimental,  and  don' 
mind  showing  it.  You're  an  old  peopl< 
and  a  critical,  and  you'd  rather  die  ths 
admit  your  feelings.  Why,  our  business 
that  we  think  so  much  of,  is  a  form  oi 
sentiment.  It's  the  big  ideas  that  get  us 
and  we  roll  them  round  our  tongue  and 
plan  to  astonish  the  world.  Sometimes 
we  get  there  and  sometimes  we  don't. 
You  pride  yourself  on  being  unbusiness- 
like, but  you  often  get  there  sooner." 

"  Seems  to  me  you've  acquired  the 
Oxford  manner  yourself,  Merryweather," 
said  Mrs.  Lavender. 

Mr.  Malone  laughed.  "  We've  all  got 
a  bit  of  it,  ever  since  Abel.  It  was  that 
that  made  Cain  mad.  But  I'm  not  going 
to  blame  my  country's  foibles,  though  I 
see  them  right  enough.  I  prefer  them  to 
other  people's  sense.  This  old  world's 
getting  too  logical,  and  you  can't  be  happy 
that  way.  Very  soon  America  will  be  the 
only  place  left  for  a  white  man,  for  she 

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don't  give  a  cent  for  logic  .  .  .  Just  look 
it  our  labour  troubles.  We  quarrel  a  bit, 
>ut  we  are  never  near  the  eternal  rock- 
>ottom  you've  struck  in  Europe." 
Mr.  Burford  was  much  interested. 
c  That's  quite  true,  but  you  can't  keep 
it  always  that  way.  Up  to  now  you've  led 
the  sheltered  life,  very  little  concerned  with 
your  neighbours  and  plenty  to  go  on  with 
at  home.  You've  been  able  to  provide  so 
niuch  jam  or  the  near  prospect  of  jam  that 
you've  kept  the  children  quiet.  But  the 
children  are  growing  up,  remember.  What 
are  you  going  to  do  when  your  fluid  classes 
solidify  and  you  bump  up  against  the  old 
questions  that  perplex  the  rest  of  the 
world  ?  You'll  be  pretty  raw  to  the  job, 
Mr.  Malone.  I've  seen  a  lot  of  America, 
id  in  ordinary  political  education  you're 
ie  most  backward  land  on  the  globe. 
rour  Labour  leaders  still  talk  the  language 
the  'seventies  and  'eighties.  But  that's 
tanging  every  day,  and  you've  got  to  get 

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busy  about  your  education.  You  aren't  a 
peculiar  people  any  more,  and  you  can't 
shut  yourself  off  from  the  rest  of  the 
world." 

"  We  are  going  to  have  a  darned  good 
try,"  said  Mr.  Malone.  "  I  don't  say 
there's  not  truth  in  your  view — I  think 
there's  a  lot  of  truth.  I've  said  the  same 
thing  myself,  and  that's  why  hitherto  I 
have  been  such  a  conspicuous  failure  in 
public  life.  But  it's  going  to  be  a  large- 
size  job  to  shift  America  from  her  dug-out. 
She  is  the  only  decent  conservative  left, 
and  she  hates  real  change  like  hell.  She 
was  very  willing  to  fight,  but  now  she  wants 
to  get  back  to  the  farm  straight  away  and 
hammer  her  sword  into  a  ploughshare." 

"  But  you're  a  business  people,"  said 
Mr.  Burford,  "  and  you  must  want  to  see 
the  job  through." 

"  We  never  finish  anything,"  said  Mr. 
Malone, "  not  in  politics.  Look  at  Mexico. 
Look  at  the  progress  of  our  Reform  move- 
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ment.  Our  little  old  Constitution  was 
xpressly  framed  to  prevent  us  doing  any- 

ing  drastic.  We're  all  for  compromise 
nd  half  way  houses.  We're  mighty  Eng- 
ish,  far  more  English  than  you  ...  I  tell 
ou,  Mr.  Wilson  has  got  a  tougher  pro- 
osition  to  put  through  than  anything 
George  Washington  handled  .  .  .  There's 
just  a  chance  of  his  falling  down  over  it 
and  America  establishing  a  Republic." 

:<  If  you're  right,  Merry  weather,"  said 
Mrs.  Lavender,  "  I'm  going  to  hustle 
William  back  to  the  States  right  now  and 
take  a  hand  in  the  fight.  What  side  are 
you  on  anyway  ?  " 

"  I'm  a  good  Republican,"  said  Mr. 
Malone,  "  but  I'm  for  Wilson.  I'm  not 
going  to  put  it  too  high,  Martha,  for  we'd 

e  you  back  with  us,  but  I  think  he's 

ing  to  win  out  if  he  handles  the  thing  in 
he  right  way.  There's  just  one  winning 
icket  for  him." 

Mr.  Malone  bit  the  end  off  his  cigar  and 

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borrowed  a  match  from  Penrose  Mac- 
Andrew. 

"  You've  maybe  observed,  Penrose/5  he 
said,  "  that  we  Americans  are  a  profoundly 
religious  people. " 

General  Morier  looked  startled,  and  Mrs. 
Lavender  denied  the  charge.  c  Utterly 
pagan,"  she  said. 

"  No,"  said  Mr.  Malone, "  you're  wrong, 
Martha.  You're  getting  short  in  the 
memory.  We  have  fits  of  paganism,  but 
we're  nqver  happy  in  them.  We  know 
we're  backsliders  and  pretty  soon  we  repent 
.  .  .  We're  very  religious,  but  it's  our  own 
special  kind.  We  are  not  interested  in 
your  European  brand  of  church.  Our 
type  is  the  field  preaching,  and  we  always 
get  back  to  it.  Getting  converted  is  our 
national  pastime.  What  put  us  into  the 
war  ?  I  reckon  the  village  prayer  meeting, 
first  and  foremost,  and  please  God  it's 
going  to  put  us  into  peace.  All  our 
religions  that  count  are  revivalisms,  whether 
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it's  Billy  Sunday  or  Mamie  B.  Eddy  that 
professes  to  have  the  goods.  Revivalism  is 
the  key  to  the  heart  of  America,  and  if  Mr. 
Wilson's  a  good  enough  revivalist  he'll 
win  out.  He's  got  to  make  us  feel  that 
if  we  don't  do  what  he  tells  us  we're  way 
down  on  the  level  of  the  Impenitent  Thief." 

Mr.  Malone's  exposition  was  interrupted 
by  the  arrival  of  the  other  sightseers. 
Lord  Linkumdoddie's  yacht  was  moored  a 
little  way  out  in  the  channel,  and  as  the 
hour  of  luncheon  had  arrived  the  party 
embarked  again  in  the  boats  and  were 
rowed  towards  it.  It  was  well  that  no  one 
of  Mr.  Malone's  hearers  thought  fit  to 
repeat  his  views,  for  Mrs.  Aspenden,  whose 
soul  had  been  elevated  by  the  sight  of 
Culdee  relics,  was  in  no  mood  for  what 
she  would  have  regarded  as  profanity. 

Lord  Linkumdoddie  was  a  man  of 
sixty,  on  whose  slim  shoulders  was  set 
an  enormous  and  beautifully:shaped  head. 
He  had  a  trick  of  smiling  secretly  to  himself 
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as  if  amused  by  the  world,  and  he  spoke 
little.  His  vast  fortune  had  no  heir,  and 
he  was  in  the  habit  of  dispensing  benefac- 
tions so  colossal  that  the  popular  mind  was 
dulled  by  their  sheer  magnitude.  He  was 
reputed  a  hard  man  of  business  and  in- 
tolerant of  fools.  His  position  left  him 
ample  leisure,  for  he  held  the  view  that 
the  better  organised  a  business  the  less  it 
required  the  attention  of  its  head.  Travel, 
the  collection  of  old  English  furniture,  and 
the  care  of  a  weak  digestion  were  his  chief 
absorptions.  He  was  also  an  active  and 
devout  member  of  the  Baptist  communion. 

The  5oo-ton  yacht  showed  few  marks  of 
its  war  service  in  the  brilliance  of  its 
brass-work  and  the  scrupulous  whiteness 
of  its  decks.  The  large  party  packed  the 
dining  cabin,  but  through  the  open  port- 
holes came  the  cool  sea  airs. 

Mrs.  Lavender  gave  Christopher  Nor- 
mand  a  summary  of  Mf.  Malone's  recent 
conversation,  to  which  Lord  Linkum- 

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doddie  listened  with  interest.  America, 
the  owner  of  the  yacht  declared,  held — 
not  for  the  first  time — the  key  of  the 
situation. 

"  I  like  her  for  her  slowness,"  he  said. 
"  No  great  country  changes  in  a  hurry. 
After  all  her  attitude  is  the  same  as  ours 
was  a  generation  ago.  We  strove  to  keep 
out  of  Continental  entanglements,  and 
proclaimed  that  all  our  interests  lay  beyond 
Europe.  A  Conservative  dislikes  changes, 
but  when  he  alters  he  does  it  wholesale. 
Look  at  the  Tory  party  to-day.  Look  at 
Britain  in  1914  .  .  .  I  am  not  a  Con- 
servative, so  I  have  always  preferred 
change. " 

"  Even  industrial  revolution  ?  "  asked 
Mr.  Normand. 

"  Industrial  revolution  most  of  all.  I 
have  never  worked  to  make  money,  and  I 
would  far  rather  build  up  a  sound  industry 
than  big  profits.  Up  to  now  our  whole 
industrial  fabric  has  been  preposterous. 


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and  I  am  glad  it's  falling  to  bits.  If  they 
take  all  my  money,  I  can  make  more. 
Thank  God,  I'm  not  dependent  on  my 
bank  balance. " 

Lady  Guidwillie,  who  had  the  mis- 
fortune to  depend  upon  inherited  capital, 
protested. 

"  You're  the  most  dangerous  man  in  the 
country,"  she  told  Lord  Linkumdoddie. 
*  You're  an  adventurer,  and  don't  mind 
losing  your  stakes,  for  you  know  you  can 
win  them  back.  But  what  of  us  poor 
people  who  are  not  so  fortunate  ?  " 

Her  host  smiled  reassuringly.  "  I  don't 
think  you  need  worry,  Lady  Guidwillie. 
There  will  be  no  downfall  of  capital  in  the 
ordinary  sense.  But  there  will  be  a  rooting 
up  of  vested  interests  in  men's  lives,  and  I 
for  one  am  glad  of  it." 

Mr.  Jonas  had  his  mouth  open  to  speak, 
when  the  attention  of  everyone  was  caught 
by  the  loud  voice  of  Mr.  Malone. 

"  America  is  too  antiquarian,"  he  was 

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saying.  "  That's  the  trouble.  She  senti- 
mentalises too  much  about  the  past,  for 
you  see  she  hasn't  had  very  much  of  it  and 
she  cherishes  what  she's  got.  I  say  that 
the  world's  bound  to  cut  loose  from  its 
antiques,  especially  as  most  of  them  are 
shams  and  come  from  Wardour  Street. 
We  are  all  on  a  pilgrimage,  and  it  won't  do 
to  load  ourselves  up  with  every  relic  picked 
up  by  the  road  and  be  always  stopping  to 
moon  over  them.  !*&  keep  the  old  maps 
as  aj^istorical  record  and  discard  the  relics, 
for  the  one's  got  some  meaning  for  the 
present  day  and  the  other's  just  junk. 
Above  all,  it's  no  good  cherishing  old 
grievances." 

"  Like  Ireland,"  suggested  Christopher 
Normand. 

"  Like    Ireland,"    said    Mr.    Malone. 
"  There's  an  awful  warning  for  you.     I'm 
)f  Irish  stock  myself,  and  for  our  sins  we've 
;ot  a  good  many  like  me  in  the  States, 
'hat  poor  little  island  is  living  in  a  bogus 

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past  and  trying  to  screw  some  pride  out  of 
it,  while  she's  forgetting  to  do  anything  to 
be  proud  of  right  now.      The  ordinary 
Irishman  is  ashamed  of  himself  and  h< 
hasn't  the  honesty  to  admit  it.     No  man's 
any    good    unless    he    has    something    t< 
swagger  about,  and  Ireland  hasn't  anything 
except   a   moth-eaten   ragbag   of  wrongs, 
That's  her  confounded  antiquarian  habit 
of  mind.     And  the  worst  of  it  is  that  this 
sentimental  grieving  isn't  sincere.    Apart 
from  a  few  poets,  it's  only  the  stock-in- 
trade  of  vulgar  careerists.     It's  enough  to 
make  a  man  sick  to  hear  an  Irish  ward- 
politician   talking   about    Dark    Rosaleen 
.  .-  .  If  America  is  too  much  of  a  stand- 
patter, there's  a  horrid  risk  of  her  getting 
like  Ireland.     She  hasn't  grievances,  but 
she's  got  dislikes  and  false  sentiments,  and 
that's  just  about  as  bad." 

General  Morier  did  not  agree. 

"  I  think  you  are  too  hard,"  he  said. 
"  These  things  that  you  despise  are  very 


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near  the  heart  of  every  honest  man.  The 
prejudices  of  a  nation  are  as  vital  as  its 
principles,  and  I  do  not  desire  to  see  a 
completely  rational  bourgeois  world.  Would 
you  apply  your  maxim  to  Europe  also  ?  " 

"  To  be  sure  I  would/*  said  Mr.  Malone. 
"  Britain's  forgot  a  lot,  but  she's  a  deal 
more  forgetting  to  do.  Italy  has  a  fine 
assortment  of  useless  lumber  to  jettison." 

"  And  France  ?  " 

"  Yes,  France  most  of  all.  Look  here, 
General.  I  know  your  country.  I  want 
to  cry  when  I  think  of  some  of  the  things 
you've  done.  But  you've  got  to  forget 
about  your  sufferings.  You're  too  big  to 
be  a  Martyr  State.  The  other  day  you 
were  mad  with  Mr.  Wilson  because  he 
didn't  Tun  off  straight  away  and  look  at 
your  battlefields  and  devastated  areas. 
That  was  maybe  a  blunder  of  tact  on  the 
President's  part,  but  it's  a  worse  blunder 
if  you  make  too  much  of  your  wounds.  It 
won't  do  for  France  to  be  a  sort  of  Byron 

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among  peoples,  making  a  pageant  of  her 
bleeding  heart. " 

"  These  things  are  the  war,"  was  the 
answer.  "  Would  you  have  us  forget 
that  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  Mr.  Malone  stoutly.  "  It 
would  be  better  to  forget  it  than  to  be 
always  remembering  it.  The  nations  have 
got  a  terrific  job  before  them,  and  they 
won't  ever  make  good  if  they're  always 
thinking  about  the  war.  The  war  hasn't 
solved  any  problem  except  the  one — which 
side  was  the  stronger  ;  and  that  doesn't 
help  us  much  except  by  clearing  the  ground. 
Therefore,  I  say  we  can't  be  always  dwelling 
on  it,  and  referring  things  back  to  it." 

Mr.  Burford  had  taken  off  his  spectacles, 
and  now  quoted,  as  if  to  himself :  "  For- 
getting those  things  which  are  behind,  and 
reaching  forth  unto  those  things  which  are 
before,  I  press  toward  the  mark  for  the 
prize." 

Mr.  Malone  warmly  approved.      '  I  am 

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with  Paul  there,"  he  said.  "  He  spoke 
horse-sense  on  *most  subjects.  And, 
General,  for  your  consolation,  -I'll  give  you 
another  text  :  '  Instead  of  thy  fathers  thou 
shalt  have  children,  whom  thou  mayest 
make  princes  in  all  lands.'  " 

As  the  rest  of  the  party  were  rowed 
shoreward  Mrs.  Lavender  was  observed  to 
be  deep  in  meditation.  On  Christopher 
Normand  offering  her  a  penny  for  her 
thoughts,  she  explained  that  she  had  been 
reflecting  upon  the  case  of  Mr.  Malone. 

;<  I  never  saw  such  a  change  in  a  human 
being/'  she  said.  :<  It  looks  to  me  as  if 
Merry  weather  had  got  religion. " 

"  Perhaps  it  is  part  of  his  training  as 
Presidential  candidate,"  said  Mr.  Normand, 
and  was  rebuked  for  his  flippancy. 


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VIII 

The  Minister  of  the  Parish  comes  to  dinner.  He 
warns  Mr.  Jonas  of  the  brittleness  of  all  Democracies, 
and  in  turn  is  presented  with  the  just  demands  of 
the  British  People.  Mr.  Burford  pleads  for  an 
Aristocracy. 

THAT  evening  before  dinner  Mrs. 
Lamont  felt  happy,  and  she  communi- 
cated her  mood  to  her  husband  through 
the  open  door  of  his  dressing-room. 

"  I  really  think,"  she  said,  "  that  this 
little  party  has  been  a  success.  Everybody 
was  in  a  bad  humour  at  the  start,  but  now 
everybody  has  begun  to  like  each  other. 
I  can't  help  feeling,  Arthur,  that  if  such 
very  different  people  can  come  to  an 
understanding,  the  country  must  be  able 
to  settle  its  worst  troubles.  Don't  you 
think  so,  dear  ?  " 

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Colonel  Lamont,  busied  with  his  tie, 
id  his  mind  on  other  things.  "  Mac- 
Lilian's  an  infernal  ruffian.  I  asked  him 
dine  to-night  and  he  has  never  answered. 
's  most  annoying,  Kathie,  with  Jonas 
leaving  to-morrow.  I  was  most  anxious 
that  the  two  should  meet.  There  are 
times  when  a  passion  for  fishing  becomes  a 
positive  vice." 

"  And,  Arthur,"  continued  Mrs.  Lamont, 
:<  I  can't  think  what  has  come  over  Phyllis. 
She's  a  new  creature.  She  has  recovered 
all  her  interest  in  life.  I  think  it  is  Mr. 
Burford,  for  they  are  always  together.  I 
wonder  if  I  should  do  anything  about  it. 
She  has  no  mother  and  I  feel  it  is  my  duty 
to  look  after  her." 

"  It  would  be  a  dashed  good  thing,"  said 
Colonel  Lamont,  as  he  brushed  his  thinning 
hair,  "  if  they  took  a  fancy  to  each  other. 
[e's  a  most  capital  good  chap.  I  feel 
ippier  for  merely  looking  at  him.  I  only 
ish  he'd  talk  more  .  .  .  Confound  Mac- 

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• 

millan.     That's  another  fellow  I  wanted 
him  to  meet." 

But  at  dinner  the  erring  minister  ap- 
peared. He  had  been  away,  he  said, 
when  Colonel  Lamont  sent  his  note,  and 
had  only  received  it  an  hour  ago.  He  was 
not  apologetic  ;  rather  it  seemed  that 
apology  was  due  to  one  who,  with  the  Lith 
in  perfect  order,  had  been  deprived  of  an 
evening's  fishing.  As  he  sat  at  table 
opposite  Lady  Sevenoaks  and  between  his 
hostess  and  Mrs.  Lavender,  his  figure  was 
like  some  stubborn  furze  bush  which  had 
strayed  into  a  parterre.  He  was  more  like 
a  deep-sea  skipper  than  ever,  as  his  great 
grey  eyes  took  in  the  scene  before  him. 
So  massive  was  his  air  that  even  the 
substantial  figure  of  Sir  William  Jacob 
seemed  weedy  by  comparison,  and  so 
rugged  his  face  that  the  homely  counte- 
nance of  Mr.  Jonas  seemed  almost  refined. 

"  Macmillan,"   said  his  host,  "  youVe 
missed  a  lot  of  interesting  people  by  your 
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confounded  obstinacy.  You  should  have 
been  dining  here  every  night.  We  out- 
landish folk  don't  often  get  a  chance  of 
improving  our  minds.  You  were  a  fool  to 
miss  Morier.  And  Malone.  We've  had 
some  uncommonly  good  talk/' 

The  minister  asked  what  they  had  talked 
about,  and  Lady  Sevenoaks  replied. 

*  Everything  on  earth,  and  we  came  to 
all  kinds  of  contradictory  conclusions.  We 
were  told  that  we  must  preserve  the  his- 
toric state,  and  at  the  same  time  that  we 
must  forget  most  of  its  history.  Mr. 
Normand  doesn't  much  believe  in  self- 
government  for  the  nation,  but  he  would 
like  to  see  it  in  industry.  We  are  to  be 
more  fervent  nationalists  than  ever,  but  to 
give  up  most  of  our  national  rights  to  an 
iternational  League.  The  strikers  who 
tnt  to  hold  up  the  country  are  not 
>lsheviks,  but  Cobden  and  his  poor  old 
tiddle-class  friends  were  the  worst  kind. 
re  must  scrap  all  medieval  rubbish,  and 
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we  mustn't  scrap  it,  because  it's  the  most 
valuable  stuff  we've  got.  (That  was  your 
own  contribution  in  your  sermon,  I  think.) 
The  working  man  is  the  only  real  Conserva- 
tive, and  the  only  real  Radical.  We 
mustn't  speak  about  classes,  for  there  is 
only  one  class  that  counts  and  that's  the 
working  class,  and  it's  not  a  class,  Mr. 
Jonas  says.  We  all  agreed  in  abominating 
political  parties,  but  Mr.  Strathbungo 
convinced  us  that  they  were  much  more 
important  than  political  ideals,  with  the 
exception  of  the  confiscation  of  Highland 
land,  which  he  thought  more  important 
than  the  Coalition  ...  I  think  that's  a 
fair  summary." 

"  Lamont,"  said  Mr.  Macmillan,  "  I  am 
sorry  I  stuck  to  the  Lith.  I  ought  to  have 
been  here.  You  seem  to  have  talked 
uncommon  good  sense." 

'  Glad  to  hear  you  say  so,"  said  the 
host.  "  Lady  Sevenoaks  makes  it  sound 
rather  foolish." 

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THE  ISLAND   OF  SHEEP    . 

"  Not  a  bit.  YouVe  pulled  all  the 
contradictions  into  the  light  of  day.  That's 
what  we  want.  Politics  are  a  collection  of 
views,  most  of  them  contradictory  and 
nearly  all  of  them  true.  Statesmanship 
means  admitting  the  contradictions  and 
paying  due  respect  to  the  half-truths  and 
trying  to  harmonise  them.  The  fool  seizes 
on  a  half-truth  and  exaggerates  it,  and 
pretends  it  is  the  whole  truth  and  the  only 
truth.  The  first  step  in  wisdom  is  to  keep 
your  balance  and  not  take  sides.  You 
seem  to  have  followed  that  rule." 

"  What  are  your  politics  ?  "  Mr.  Wyper 
asked. 

"  None,"  was  the  answer.  "  I  voted  for 
Strathbungo  because  I  liked  his  candour. 
I'll  vote  against  him  as  soon  as  he  starts 
talking  nonsense  about  free  fishing.  That 
subject  defines  my  politics.  I  want  every- 
body to  have  a  chance  of  fishing  that  likes 
it,  but  I  want  the  fish  to  be  there  to  be 
caught.  In  the  same  way  I  want  every 

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man  in  these  islands  to  have  a  better  life, 
more  comfort  and  more  leisure,  but  I  also 
want  the  wealth  to  be  there  which  can  give 
him  these  things/* 

Mr.  Jonas  seemed  struck  by  an  illustra- 
tion which  his  recent  experience  on  the 
Lith  had  enabled  him  to  appreciate.  He 
also  knew  a  man  when  he  saw  him,  and 
Mr.  Macmillan's  steady  eyes  and  sagacious 
brow  were  very  impressive. 

"  We've  all  been  talking  too  much,"  he 
said.  "  I'd  like  to  'ear  a  fresh  voice. 
What's  your  view  of  the  situation  ?  >: 

The  minister  laughed.  :<  I'm  not  a 
leader-writer  to  be  able  to  give  you  that. 
I'm  a  minister  of  the  Gospel,  and  I'm 
concerned  with  bigger  things  than  the 
whirligigs  of  politics.  But  up  here  I've 
time  to  read  and  think,  and  I've  studied 
history,  so  I've  certain  views.  You're  a 
Labour  leader  and  a  very  powerful  man, 
Mr.  Jonas.  You're  accustomed  to  be 
spoken  about  respectfully  in  the  papers 
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and  in  Parliament.     Well,  I'm  not  respect- 
ful by  nature.    You  remember  the  story 
>f  the  Scots  girl  who  complained  of  a  shy 
lover   that   he    was    *  senselessly    ceevil.' 
rou  won't  get  any  senseless  civility  from 


me." 


!<  Go  ahead,"  said  Mr.  Jonas.  "  Jimmie 
and  I  never  mind  plain  speaking." 

"  Well,"  said  the  minister,  "  I  don't  like 
the  threats  that  your  fellows  use.  Miners 
and  railwaymen  and  transport  workers, 
when  they  have  a  grievance,  get  up  on 
their  hind  legs  and  warn  the  country  that 
they  have  the  power  and  mean  to  use  it. 
That's  folly.  In  the  first  place  they 
haven't  the  power.  They're  only  a  fraction 
of  the  nation,  and  if  they  fight  in  an  unjust 
cause  the  nation  will  beat  them.  It  may 
take  years,  but  they'll  be  beaten  in  the  end. 
The  workers  have  never  won,  and  never 
will  win,  unless  they're  in  the  right.  Why 
this  stupid  bluster  ?  Bluster  means  smug- 
ness, remember.  What  madness  possessed 


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you  in  the  Coal  Commission  to  entrust 
your  case  to  advertising  journalists  ?  You 
didn't  come  out  of  it  extra  well.  The 
ordinary  Briton  rather  prefers  a  stupid 
coal-master  to  those  glib  gentlemen.  And 
he  enormously  prefers  Lord  Durham  .  .  . 
Secondly,  a  settlement  by  force,  even  if  it 
succeeded,  would  be  no  real  settlement. 
It's  sheer  Prussianism  to  think  it  would, 
and  the  sooner  your  fellows  learn  the  lesson 
of  the  war  the  better." 

Mr.  Jonas  nodded.  "  I'm  with  you 
there.  But  it's  ill  'olding  angry  and 
ignorant  men.  I  grant  you  that  the  threat 
business  is  wrong." 

"  The  next  thing  I  have  to  say  is  that  it's 
time  you  stopped  gloating  over  the  triumph 
of  Democracy.  You  talk  as  if  it  were  a 
thing  inherent  in  nature,  with  all  the  forces 
of  nature  working  on  its  side.  You're  in 
error.  It's  a  fine  thing,  but  it's  the  most 
brittle  thing  on  earth,  and  it  can  only  be 
maintained  by  constant  watchfulness  and 
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sacrifice.  Cast  your  mind  back  in  history 
d  consider  how  short  has  been  the  reign 
f  Democracy  compared  with  that  of  any 
ther  form  of  government.  It  began  a  long 
.e  ago,  but  it's  never  had  more  than  the 
riefest  run,  Man,  do  you  remember  how 
mebody  in  Herodotus  spoke  of  it  like  a 
over  as  being  lovely  in  the  very  sound  of 
its  name,  and  twenty-five  years  later  you 
had  a  popular  Athenian  statesman — popu- 
lar, I  say — declaring  it  was  hardly  worth 
discussion  since  it  was  *  acknowledged 
insanity/  You  will  say  that  that  was  long 
ago,  and  that  the  world  is  safer  for  it  now. 
It  isn't.  Democracy  had  a  better  chance 
of  life  in  the  little  State.  In  our  dense 
modern  world  we  can  only  exist  by  the 
help  of  law  and  order,  and  you  get  order 
more  easily — I  don't  say  better,  but  more 
easily — from  the  autocrat." 

Mr.  Jonas  again  assented.     "I'm  not 
enying   that.     I'm   a   student    of   'ist'ry 
yself." 

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"  Thirdly  and  lastly,  "said  Mr.  Macmillan, 
"  go  canny  with  liberty.  It's  by  no  means 
the  same  thing  as  Democracy,  but  in  this 
country  we  want  both.  We  must  treat  it 
reverently,  for  it  also  is  a  delicate  plant.  I 
think/1  he  added,  looking  round  the  com- 
pany, "  that  liberty  is  like  the  car  of  the 
goddess  Nerthus,  which  once  a  year  was 
brought  from  its  island  home  to  travel 
among  the  German  tribes.  Wherever  it 
went,  it  left  increase  and  happiness  and 
peace,  but  no  man  was  allowed  to  lay  hand 
upon  it  ...  Liberty  is  too  precious  a 
thing  for  fools  to  paw." 

The  minister's  remarks  had  revived 
Mrs.  Lament's  fears,  now  for  some  days 
dormant. 

"  Are  you  afraid  of  the  future  then,  Mr. 
Macmillan  ?  "  she  asked. 

He  laughed.  "  I  don't  think  I'm  afraid 
of  anything  except  a  prosecution  for  heresy 
in  the  Courts  of  my  Church." 

Mrs.  Aspenden  sighed,  as  if  she  thought 
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that  a  consummation  to  be  devoutly  wished 
for.  Mr.  Macmillan  was  not  her  idea  of  a 
priest. 

'''  But  Bolshevism  ?  "  quavered  Mrs. 
Lamont. 

"  Oh,  Bolshevism  !  I  regard  the  mild 
British  variety  as  an  inoculation  against 
the  dangerous  foreign  kind.  We  wouldn't 
be  human  if  we  didn't  have  a  dose  of  it." 

Mr.  Jonas  was  looking  curiously  at  the 
speaker,  and  their  eyes  met.  Something  in 
each  pleased  the  other,  and  they  smiled 
with  that,  sudden  understanding  that  is 
occasionally  arrived  at  between  men  who 
have  but  newly  met. 

"  I  apologise,  Lamont/'  said  Mr.  Mac- 
millan. ;<  I've  been  talking  as  if  I  were  in 
the  pulpit.  I  didn't  come  here  to  talk, 
but  to  listen.  I  want  instruction,  since  I 
have  been  foolish  enough  to  go  fishing  all 
the  week  .  .  .  Mr.  Jonas,  tell  a  lone 
country  minister  what  you  and  your  friends 
have  come  forth  for  to  seek." 
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Mr.  Jonas/  nothing  loth,  leaned  his 
elbows  on  the  table,  as  was  his  habit,  and 
looked  round  the  company.  "  I'm  glad 
to  'ave  the  chance,"  he  said,  4<  more 
especially  as  we've  been  playing  round  so 
many  subjects  without  settling  anything. 
I'm.  not  one  that  thinks  any  reform  is  a 
simple  job,  but  it's  my  business  to  study 
the  people  and  I  can  tell  you  what  they 
mean  to  'ave  in  some  form  or  other." 

"  Mean  to  have  ?  "  queried  Mr.  Mac-  " 
millan. 

"  Yes,  mean  to  'ave.  That  isn't  a 
threat,  because  we  know  we've  right  on  our 
side  and  can  convince  any  honest  man 
...  I'll  put  it  this  way.  We've  'ad  a 
great  war,  and  it's  been  a  war  of  the  rank 
and  file.  We  'aven't  'ad  any  Napoleon 
playing  skittles  with  the  enemy  because  of 
his  peculiar  genius.  We've  'ad  good 
Generals,  but  the  folk  that  did  the  job 
were  just  the  ordinary  British  soldiers 
out  of  every  class  and  calling.  The 
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war's  been  a  glorification  of  the  average 
man." 

"  I  agree,"  said  Mr.  Macmillan,  "  pro- 
vided you  admit  he  isn't  only  the  working 
man." 

"  True  enough,  but  the  workers  'ave  the 
biggest  numbers  and  therefore  they  'ave  a 
big  claim  to  be  'card.  They  want  to  know 
what  the  war  has  been  fought  for.  They've 
been  defending  England,  but  England's 
got  to  be  worth  their  while  to  defend. 
They've  cleaned  up  Prussianism  abroad, 
and  they  aren't  coming  back  to  it  at  'ome. 
They  want  a  bigger  share  of  England — 
more  leisure,  more  chances,  better  wages 
and  a  better  life.'"' 

1  You  are  aware,"  said  Sir  William 
Jacob,  "  that,  according  to  a  recent  cal- 
culation, 75  per  cent,  of  the  total  product 
of  our  wealth  is  distributed  among  the 
workers." 

"  I  am  aware,  and  it  doesn't  alter  the 
argument.     I  am  not  wanting  a  levelling 
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down  of  incomes  all  round,  for  I  know  very 
well  that  it  would  only  give  each  man  a 
shilling  or  two  more.  What  we  are  asking 
for  is  a  better  system.  You're  not  getting 
the  best  value  out  of  men  as  things  stand 
now.  We  want  far  more  production,  but 
you  won't  'ave  it  by  merely  begging  the 
men  to  work  'arder.  We  want  a  new  deal. 
There  would  be  no  limitation  of  output, 
no  stupid  Union  restrictions,  if  every  man 
had  a  direct  interest  in  the  thiag  and  knew 
he  wasn't  slaving  to  fill  idle  men's  pockets." 

"  I  don't  believe  in  profit-sharing,"  said 
Lady  Sevenoaks.  "  My  father  tried  it 
and  it  led  to  endless  bickering  arid  sus- 
picion." 

"  No  more  do  I,"  said  Mr.  Jonas  ;  "  not 
the  ordinary  kind.  The  working  man 
wants  to  know  'ow  the  profits  are  arrived 
at  and  to  'ave  a  say  himself  in  the  distribu- 
tion. To  dote  out  a  few  'alf pence  extra 
and  ask  him  to  be  grateful  for  them  is  just 
Prussianism.  To  tell  him  to  trust  his 
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*  employer  who  knows  the  business  better 
than  Jirn  is  also  Prussianism.  He  is  not 
going  to  'ave  any  of  it,  and  I'll  tell  you  why. 
Because  the  war  'as  made  him  conscious 
for  the  first  time  that  he  is  a  free  man." 

;<  I'll  put  it  this  way,"  he  continued. 
'  There  are  just  the  three  things  in  industry 
—capital,  management  and  labour.  Capital 
is  necessary,  but  not  in  the  same  way  as 
the  others.  It's  like  the  lubricating  oil  in 
a  machine.  We  need  it  and  we  must  buy 
it  at  a  fair  price.  I  am  for  giving  capital 
an  honest  return  and  a  safe  return.  Beyond 
that  I'd  divide  the  profits  between  labour 
and  management  .  .  .  Now,  mark  this. 
Labour  has  an  uncommon  good  notion  of 
the  real  expert  and  it  isn't  likely  to  stint 
him.  It  knows-  that  good  management  is 
life  and  death  to  it  and  it  will  pay  a  big 
price  for  it.  But  it  wants  to  know  at  the 
same  time  that  the  money  isn't  being  wasted 
in  order  to  let  some  fat  old  Jew  keep  ten 
motor  cars  .  .  .  Now,  if  you  cut  down  the 

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lifeless  material  thing,  capital,  to  its  fair 
price  and  give  the  sporting  chance  of  profits 
to  the  living  things,  management  and  labour, 
and  let  labour  also  have  a  say  in  its  manage- 
ment, you'll  do  two  things.  You'll  lay 
suspicion,  which  is  always  'alf  the  trouble, 
and  you'll  give  the  working  man  an 
incentive  to  put  his  back  into  his  job,  for 
he'll  know  that  he  is  earning  profits  only 
for  himself  and  his  nominees." 

Christopher  Normand  approved.  "  But 
how  are  you  going  to  work  nationalisation 
into  a  scheme  like  that  ?  "  he  asked.  "  The 
other  day  I  saw  in  the  papers  that  you 
were  clamouring  to  nationalise  the  mines 
and  the  railways,  and,  I  believe,  shipping 
also.  You  say  the  working  man  wants  the 
best  management  and  is  prepared  to  pay 
high  for  it,  because  he  knows  his  own 
comfort  depends  on  it.  But  he  won't  be 
able  to  do  that  if  his  industry  is  nationalised. 
His  managers  will  be  Civil  Service  officials, 
not  the  best  men  bought  in  the  open  market. 
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And  he  won't  have  direct  self-government 
in  his  work,  for  he'll  have  to  share  his 
direction  of  it  with  every  Tom,  Dick  and 
Harry  who  has  a  vote." 

Mr.  Jonas  smiled  ruefully.  "  Rome 
wasn't  built  in  a  day,  Mr.  Normand.  I'm 
not  much  in  love  with  nationalisation. 
There  was  a  time  when  I  was  young  and 
callow  and  wanted  every  blessed  thing 
made  a  department  of  the  State.  Now 
I've  lost  my  confidence  in  any  Civil  Ser- 
vice. We  can  improve  on  the  present  one, 
but  we'll  never  get  the  brains  and  the 
ginger  into  it  that  a  private  show  can 
command.  But  nationalisation  might  be 
a  good  first  step.  The  trouble  in  the  other 
way  is  to  know  'ow  to  begin.  You  want 
to  get  the  smaller  shops  grouped  together 
before  you  can  start,  and  that  would  take  a 
bit  of  doing.  If  the  State  took  over  a  big 
industry,  that  would  'appen  automatically, 
and  you'd  also  get  the  question  of  the 
future  of  its  capital  settled  right  away. 

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Then  a  little  later,  when  we've  found  our 
balance,  we'll  take  the  next  step  " 

Mr.  Macmillan  had  been  listening  in- 
tently with  a  somewhat  grave  face.  "  You 
talk  of  machinery,  Mr.  Jonas,  and  I 
daresay  you  talk  good  sense.  Heaven 
knows  I  don't  quarrel  with  the  things  you 
aim  at.  We  can't  pick  up  again  the  ragged 
mantle  of  1914.  But  is  it  not  possible 
that  you  think  too  much  of  machinery  ? 
I  am  a  minister  of  Christ  and  I  have  another 
question  to  ask.  The  workers  want  more 
leisure,  but  what  will  they  do  with  it  ? 
They  want  a  share  in  the  government  of 
their  own  work,  but  have  you  made  sure 
that  they  have  the  qualities  for  govern- 
ment ?  You  say  truly  that  the  war  was 
won  by  the  ordinary  man,  but  it  was  won 
by  his  spirit.  If  he  is  going  to  win  the 
peace  you  dare  not  forget  that  spirit.  The 
finest  machinery  on  earth  will  not  save  his 
soul." 

There  was  a  slight  hush,  for  the  gravity 
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of  the  minister's  voice  had  brought  some 
subtle  change  into  the  atmosphere.  Then 
Mr.  Burford  spoke. 

'  The  only  hope  for  Democracy  is  to 
make  it  an  aristocracy, " 

*  That  is  one  of  the  most  sensible 
remarks  I've  ever  heard,"  said  Mr.  Mac- 
mil  Ian,  as  the  party,  on  Colonel  Lament's 
advice,  moved  out  of  doors  into  the  sweet- 
scented  night. 


177  N 


IX 


In  which  Mr.  Burford  sees  visions,  and  the  Rev. 
Mr.  Macmillan  propounds  a  parable. 

THE  lawns,  which  dropped  into  slopes 
of  heather  and  then  into  the  meadows  of 
the  valley,  lay  golden  under  a  moon  three- 
quarters  full.  The  stream  was  outlined  in 
long  curves  of  light,  and  the  sea  beyond 
was  like  a  sheet  of  crisped  metal.  The' 
mainland  hills  were  only  clouds,  but  in  the 
near  and  middle  distances  every  object 
stood  out  sharp  in  a  monotone  of  chryso- 
prase.  Wafts  of  rich  scents — hawthorn 
and  young  grass  and  bog-myrtle  and  pine 
— drifted  up  from  below,  and  ever  and 
again  a  light  wind  would  bring  the  delicate 
saltness  of  the  sea.  Somewhere  far  off  a 
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THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

long  a  minister  in  city  slums,  I  am  a  little 
of  a  scholar,  and  I  have  served  for  years 
with  my  fellows  under  the  shadow  of 
death.  I  claim  therefore  to  know  some- 
thing of  the  human  heart.  Believe  me, 
man  will  never  live  by  bread  alone.  If  we 
are  to  make  this  earth  of  ours  a  better 
habitation  we  must  first  purify  our  spirit/' 
Looking  round  at  the  magical  landscape, 
he  quoted  some  lines  of  Coleridge  : 

"  Would  we  aught  behold  of  higher  worth 
Than  the  inanimate  cold  world  allowed 
To  the  poor  loveless  ever-anxious  crowd, 
Ah  !  from  the  soul  itself  must  issue  forth 
A  light,  a  glory,  a  fair  luminous  cloud 
Enveloping  the  earth." 

Mr.  Burford  spoke — rather  slowly  at 
first,  like  one  without  dogma  and  feeling 
vaguely  towards  truth.  His  soft  pleasant 
burr  intensified  his  air  of  hesitation. 

;<  I  think  we  are  at  the  crossroads/'  he 

said.      '  I   agree  with  all  that   Dan  says 

about  what  the  people  want.     But  I  think 

they    are    asking   too    little.     They    must 

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have  more,  and  if  they  do  not  get  the  one 
thing  more  they  have  got  nothing.  I  ask 
for  the  workers  something  far  bigger  than 
ordinary  wages  and  power.  I  want  them 
to  have  the  wages  of  the  spirit  and  power 
over  their  own  souls. " 

1  This  is  the  way  I  look  at  it,"  he  went 
on.  "  Every  industry  is  asking  for  a  fresh 
deal  and  each  has  a  certain  amount  of  right 
on  its  side.  The  miners  have  their  claims, 
and  the  railway  men,  and  so  forth,  and  they 
make  it  a  point  of  honour  to  carry  them 
intact.  That  would  be  well  enough  if  the 
whole  country  were  miners  or  railwaymen, 
and  if  a  careful  Heaven  had  provided  a 
safe  market  for  the  results  of  their  work. 
But  presently  other  industries  will  get 
anxious  and  follow  their  example,  and  each 
will  be  able  to  make  out  a  good  case  for 
itself — if  it  stood  alone.  But  the  sum  of 
these  good  cases  is  a  bad  case.  Coal 
becomes  too  dear  and  freights  too  high  for 
other  industries  to  work  at  a  profit ;  the 

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cost  of  living  soars  up,  so  that  the  men  who 
have  got  what  they  ask  find  that  it  doesn't 
give  them  what  they  expected,  and  they 
ask  more.  Then  the  whole  economic 
fabric  cracks,  for  the  different  parts  of  it 
have  forgotten  their  interdependence,  and 
the  result  is  ruin." 

"  It  needn't  be  that,  Jimmie,"  said  Mr. 
Jonas,  "  if  they'll  'ave  cqinmonsense." 

"  Yes,  commonsense.  A  sense  of  com- 
munity. And  that  means  that  each  man 
has  to  let  live  as  well  as  live,  and  think 
of  others  than  himself  and  his  fellow- 
unionists.  He  must  take  the  big  view 
as  a  citizen.  How  are  you  going  to 
get  that,  Dan  ?  .  .  .  Let  me  put  it  in 
another  way.  Supposing  this  competition 
in  demands  didn't  knock  the  bottom  out  of 
our  wealth,  it  would  still  be  an  accursed 
thing.  What  are  they  demanding  ?  You 
say,  the  means  to  a  better  life.  But  what 
kind  of  a  better  life  is  a  man  to  have  if  he 
thinks  only  of  making  tight  bargains  ?  He 
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learns  to  have  no  pride  in  his  craft,  and  no 
care  for  it  except  its  cash  value.  He  has 
more  leisure,  but  he  is  a  poorer  creature 
than  he  was  before,  and  he  has  nothing 
to  fill  his  leisure  with.  He  has  more  money, 
but  no  better  things  to  spend  it  on.  Why, 
man,  if  you  improve  his  material  condition 
without  giving  him  something  to  work 
towards,  his  latter  end  will  be  worse  than 
the  beginning.  You  are  sending  him  with 
a  shove  down  the  road  to  savagery  .  .  . 
At  any  cost  you  must  give  him  the  larger 
view,  if  he  is  to  make  anything  of  the 
victory  he  wins." 

Mr.  Burford  had  lost  his  shyness  and 
his  voice  held  the  little  group  in  the  moon- 
light. 

"  Look  at  the  war,"  he  said.  "  There 
the  workers  of  Britain  took  the  larger  view. 
They  didn't  believe  the  lie  that  patriotism 
mattered  nothing  to  them,  and  that  they 
would  be  as  well  off  under  the  Kaiser. 
They  didn't  fight  for  themselves  only,  but 

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for  the  little  nations  that  were  being 
butchered.  And  when  they  fought  for 
themselves  it  was  for  the  greatness  in  them. 
They  had  a  bad  enough  time  in  the  real 
England,  but  they  were  willing  to  fight  for 
an  ideal  England  that  the  dullest  rever- 
enced. They  knew,  though  they  never 
said  it,  that  any  pride  of  manhood  that  was 
left  to  them,  any  liberty,  any  hope,  could 
be  preserved  only  by  sacrifice.  And  they 
made  the  sacrifice  .  .  .  What  we  have  to 
learn  is  that  the  war  is  not  over  and  never 
will  be  over,  and  that  no  victory  can  be 
maintained  except  by  sacrifice.  Every 
man  and  woman  in  this  land  must  learn 


it." 


"  I  think  I  see,"  said  Phyllis  softly. 
"  We  must  give  ourselves  to  peace  as 
wholeheartedly  as  we  gave  ourselves  to 
war.  In  the  war  the  unhappy,  restless 
people  were  the  profiteers  and  embusques 
and  pacifists,  not  the  First  and  Second 
Hundred  Thousand.  Now  our  pessimists 
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are  those  who  accept  change  but  won't 
face  up  to  paying  the  price. " 

:<  I  hope  that  some  of  us  do,"  said  Lady 
Guidwillie.  "  I  am  old  and  I  haven't 
much  left  to  care  for,  but  they  can  have  it 
all  if  it's  going  to  prevent  the  war  being 
fought  in  vain.  I  think  that  is  true  of  my 
class." 

The  word  annoyed  Mr.  Wyper,  and  he 
asked,  "  What  class  ?  "  He  was  told 
"  Old-fashioned  women  who  have  no  boys 
left,"  in  a  tone  so  gentle  that  he  regretted 
having  spoken. 

"  Nearly  all  my  pals  have  been  killed," 
said  Mr.  Maldwin.  :<  It's  a  pretty  empty 
world  nowadays,  and  there's  nothing  for 
fellows  like  me  to  do  except  to  make  the 
best  of  what  remains.  That's  what  we've 
been  spared  from  the  Boche  bullets  for. 
I'd  be  glad  to  chuck  everything  I  have  into 
the  common  stock  if  it  would  help  the 
cause  my  pals  died  for.  But  we  are 
puzzled,  Mr.  Burford.  We  want  to  help, 

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and  here  come  the  Labour  men  with  a  big 
stick  shouting  that  they  are  masters  and 
are  going  to  have  what  they  jolly  well  ask. 
That's  bad  business,  just  when  we  ought 
to  get  together  and  hammer  out  a 
decent  plan." 

cc  Ah,  you  misunderstand  them,"  said 
Mr.  Burford.  "  They're  only  puzzled  like 
you.  The  ordinary  man  is  a  left-handed 
chap  and  he's  apt  to  have  left-handed 
leaders.  The  man  who  roars  about  his 
rights  doesn't  mean  that  he  wants  to  trample 
on  everybody  else's.  He  only  roars  loud 
to  get  a  hearing.  Don't  you  believe  that 
the  idealism  we  saw  in  the  war  is  dead  in 
peace.  I  know  the  working-man  better 
than  his  Union  officials — better  than  you, 
Dan.  He's  a  bigger  chap  than  the  men 
that  claim  to  speak  for  him.  He's  sane 
and  he's  just,  and,  if  you  give  him  half  a 
chance,  he  has  imagination.  Why,  the 
Englishman  has  far  more  poetry  in  him 
than  the  Celt,  only  he  hasn't  got  it  at  the 
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end  of  his  tongue.  You  must  dig  deep 
down  to  find  it.  And  he's  got  more 
humour  than  any  race  on  earth,  and  that 
will  be  his  salvation." 

'  Humour  !  yes,"  said  Mr.  Normand  ; 
and  he  quoted  as  if  to  himself  the  words  of 
Burke  :  "  The  ancient  and  inbred  integrity, 
honesty,  good-nature  and  good-humour  of 
the  people  of  England." 

(  He  hasn't  had  many  chances,"  Mr. 
Burford  went  on.  "  And  now  he  wants 
to  have  every  chance  that's  going.  He 
wants  to  come  into  his  heritage — all  of  it. 
We  have  to  keep  him  up  to  that,  and,  like 
in  the  fairy  tale,  to  see  that  he  doesn't  get 
the  jewels  without  the  eye-salve.  Thank 
God,  at  the  bottom  of  his  heart  he  wants 
the  best  things.  You  folk,  to  whom  books 
have  been  a  commonplace  ever  since  you 
can  remember  and  who  have  had  your 
education  provided  for  you  like  regular 
meals,  don't  know  the  hunger  in  poor  men 
for  these  despised  privileges.  There's  only 

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one  key  to  all  our  problems  to-day,  and 
that  is  to  give  the  workers  the  same  trea- 
sures of  knowledge  that  hitherto  have 
belonged  only  to  the  few.  Then  you  will 
make  our  democracy  safe  for  the  world, 
for  you  will  have  made  it  an  aristo- 
cracy." 

Mr.  Macmillan  nodded.  "  Right,''  he 
said  ;  "  but  don't  let  us  forget  what  Dr. 
Johnson  said  about  education  in  Scotland. 
He  said  it  was  like  the  ration  of  food  in  a 
beleaguered  city — everybody  had  a  little, 
but  nobody  had  enough  to  make  a  square 
meal/' 

'  It's  a  square  meal  we're  going  to  give," 
said  Mr.  Burford.  "  He  won't  be  content 
with  less.  Bless  him  for  his  exorbitant 
demands.  We  have  to  train  him  to  take 
the  long  view  and  to  have  the  means  of 
making  out  of  better  economic  conditions 
a  better  life.  We  have  to  train  him  to 
govern  himself  and  his  industry,  and  to 
produce  leaders  that  can  lead  and  ministers 
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that  can  administer.  In  a  year  or  two  most 
likely  there  will  be  a  Labour  Government 
in  power,  and  we  have  to  make  certain 
that  it  will  be  a  wise  Government.  I  think 
all  that  can  be  done,  because  the  worker 
is  going  to  meet  you  halfway.  Aye,  and 
more  than  halfway.  You  see,  at  bottom 
he  is  very  humble.  You  remember  Bun- 
yan,  '  I  have  known  many  labouring  men 
that  have  got  good  estates  in  this  Valley 
of  Humiliation  '  .  .  .  You  don't  know  the 
rare  material  there  is  in  this  old  country. 
I  have  been  up  and  down  among  ordinary 
folk  for  years,  and  I  can  tell  what  is  in 
their  hearts.  There  was  a  time  when  they 
cried  for  nothing  but  education  in  eco- 
nomics, because  they  were  still  feeling  their 
way  to  the  first  stage  in  a  new  life.  But 
they  are  past  that  now.  They  don't  want 
only  to  breed  Labour  leaders  with  a 
smattering  of  political  economy,  for  they 
have  begun  to  put  that  science  in  its  proper 
place  in  the  scheme  of  things.  And  they 
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don't  want  only  technical  education  to  help 
them  to  a  better  paid  job.  They  leave  that 
cry  to  the  Chambers  of  Commerce  and  the 
employers.  They  want  nothing  less  than 
the  whole  treasure-house  of  knowledge, 
everything  that  makes  what  we  call  an 
educated  man." 

'  I  tell  you/*  and  the  speaker's  voice 
warmed,  "  I  tell  you  that  I  have  known 
poor  men  who  spent  their  evenings  with 
Plato  and  their  scanty  holidays  with  the 
great  poets.  There's  a  thirst  abroad,  a 
divine  thirst,  and  the  quenching  of  it  is 
the  finest  task  before  us.  Give  the  worker 
all  the  technical  training  he  wants,  but 
don't  deny  him  the  humanities,  for  without 
them  he  can  never  be  a  citizen  .  .  .  Think 
of  what  you  can  make  of  him.  Not  culture 
in  the  trashy  sense,  but  the  wise  mind  and 
the  keen  spirit.  He  lives  close  to  reality, 
so  you  needn't  fear  that  he  will  become  a 
pedant.  You  will  make  your  academies 
better  places,  for  you  will  let  the  winds  of 
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the  world  blow  through  them  when  you 
open  them  to  the  Many  instead  of  the 
Few,  and  you  will  make  a  great  nation,  for 
the  Many  will  be  also  the  Best." 

"  You  will  get,"  said  Mr.  Normand, 
"  what  Falkland  described,  '  a  College 
situate  in  a  purer  air.J  3 

"  I'm  not  dreaming,"  said  Mr.  Burford. 
"I'm  an  optimist  because  I  know  my 
countrymen  and  believe  in  them  most 
mightily.  It's  because  they  ask  such  a  lot 
that  there's  good  hope.  We  are  always 
telling  each  other  what  is  the  lesson  of  the 
war.  As  I  see  it,  it  is  the  folly  of  arrogance. 
We've  beaten  it  in  our  enemies,  and  now 
we've  got  to  conquer  it — every  kind  of  it — 
in  ourselves.  We  want  humility  in  every 
soul,  and  humility  can  only  come  from 
understanding.  A  man  will  not  talk  folly 
if  he  has  a  sense  of  the  wisdom  of  the  past, 
and  he  will  not  push  his  own  claims  too 
far  if  he  realises  that  he  is  part  of  the  great 
commonwealth  of  mankind.  Knowledge 
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makes  humility,  and  without  humility 
there  can  be  no  true  humanity. " 

Mr.  Burford  ceased,  and  for  a  little 
silence  reigned.  His  words  seemed  in 
harmony  with  the  dusky,  scented  world 
and  the  shining  spaces  of  the  sky.  Past 
seemed  in  that  moment  to  mingle  with 
present,  the  memories  of  the  war  with  the 
traditions  of  immemorial  ages,  and  behind 
all  moved  the  kindly  forces  of  earth  which 
daily  re-create  the  life  of  man.  Then  Mr. 
Macmillan  spoke. 

"  I  have  got  the  answer  I  hoped  for.  It 
is  a  great  and  noble  prospect,  but  it  wants 
much  girding  of  the  loins. " 

He  got  up  from  his  chair  and  looked  over 
the  glen.  "  For  your  comfort  I  will  tell 
you  a  story — a  story  that  belongs  to  this 
place  and  the  folk  that  once  lived  here. 
Among  the  old  Gods  of  the  North  the 
most  beautiful  was  Balder,  the  Life-giver, 
who  brought  morning  after  night  and  spring 
after  winter  and  quickened  joy  in  youth  and 
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hope  in  the  old.  But  the  day  came  when 
he  was  pierced  by  the  dart  of  his  brother 
Darkness,  and  went  down  to  the  House  of 
Hel  far  below  the  earth.  The  whole  world 
sorrowed  for  his  loss.  It  tried  to  bring 
him  back  by  its  tears,  and  every  living 
and  lifeless  thing  in  earth  and  heaven, 
from  the  High  Gods  to  the  stones  and 
trees,  wept  for  Balder.  But  he  did  not 
come  back.  Yet,  said  the  tale,  some  day 
he  would  return.  Some  day  twilight  would 
fall  on  Walhalla,  and  the  proud  Gods 
would  be  destroyed  in  their  last  great  fight. 
They  were  fine  Gods  in  Walhalla,  but  they 
were  proud  and  violent  Gods  with  the 
passions  of  their  kind.  Then  would  come 
the  Deluge,  and  from  chaos  a  new  earth 
would  arise,  washed  clean  of  pride.  And 
Balder,  the  Life-giver,  would  come  again 
from  the  House  of  Death  to  reign  over  a 
regenerate  world  ...  I  wonder  if  that 
may  be  our  case.  We  have  long  been 
trying  to  bring  Balder  back  by  our  tears, 


THE  ISLAND   OF   SHEEP 

but  they  were  only  tears  of  sentiment,  and 
arrogance  still  ruled  our  hearts.  Now  we 
have  passed  through  our  Ragnarok  and  the 
old  pride  has  fallen.  Perhaps  the  day  is 
near  when  Balder  will  wake  from  his 
sleep." 

He  broke  off  suddenly.  "  Lament,"  he 
cried,  "  there's  a  monstrous  great  fish 
rising  in  the  Cow  Pool.  Let's  go  and  look 
at  him.  Where's  Burford  ?  " 

Mrs.  Lamont  answered.  "  I  think  he 
has  gone  for  a  walk  with  Phyllis  in  the 
garden." 


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