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JACOB    SHUMATE 

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THE    PEOPLE'S    MARCH 


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JACOB   SHUMATE 


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THE  PEOPLE'S   MARCH 


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SIR   HENRY  WRIXON,  K.C 

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AUTHOR   OF  '  SOCIALISM  :    BEING    NOTES  ON   A    POLITICAL  TOUR  ' 


IN  TWO  VOLUMES 
VOL.  I 


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PREFACE 

THE  object  of  this  book  is  to  sketch,  from  the  work- 
aday experience  of  the  politician  in  an  advanced 
Democracy,  the  popular  ideas  and  impulses  which 
actuate  the  man  in  the  street,  and,  emanating  from 
him,  control  the  community ;  and  also  to  portray  the 
social  and  industrial  conditions  which  in  our  time 
mark  democratic  communities,  and  which  mingle  with 
and  influence  so  potently  their  political  life. 

There  are  already  many  able  and  comprehensive 
works  which  deal  with  democratic  governments  and 
social  systems  from  outside  observation  of  what  they 
do,  and  of  the  tendencies  which  they  display.  The 
purpose  of  this  volume  is  to  give  the  results  of  ex- 
perience and  observation  from  within. 

There  are  no  personal  sketches  in  these  pages.1 
While  the  episodes,  political  or  social,  are  taken  from 
English-speaking  communities,  they  are  not  confined 
to  any  one  State  or  people.  The  Province  of  Excel- 
sior referred  to  in  the  book  is  only  used  as  a  Stage 
upon  which  to  represent  various  phases  of  democratic 

1  Perhaps  William  Brereton  and  Walter  Crane  should  be  mentioned  as 
partial  exceptions  to  this  statement.  They  have  some  resemblance  to  two  old 
friends  of  mine. 


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viii  JACOB  SHUMATE 

political  action  and  social  life  as  they  appear  in  different 
lands.  To  do  this  the  '  unities '  are  disregarded,  and 
things  that  might  have  happened  in  an  American  State 
are  dealt  with  as  taking  place  in  a  Colonial  Depend- 
ency of  England.  But  all  that  is  related  is  true  to 
the  Democracy  of  our  time  and  the  social  conditions 
that  it  induces,  the  essential  features  of  which  are  the 
same  in  all  Anglo-Saxon  peoples  ;  though  some  phases, 
as,  for  example,  special  manifestations  of  the  power 
of  wealth,  must  be  sought  for  in  the  United  States. 
Hence  the  characters  of  Dorland  and  Jortin,  sketched 
in  these  pages,  are  taken  by  the  writer  from  American 
types. 

Much  that  is  in  this  book  deals  with  certain  weak 
points  that  the  Democracy  of  our  age  is  developing. 
It  must  not  be  supposed,  because  the  writer  points 
attention  to  these,  that  he  condemns  Democracy.  Like 
all  forms  of  government  which  have  preceded  it  and 
which  will  follow  it,  it  is  in  many  respects  imperfect. 
But  self-government  by  peoples  is  obviously  the  con- 
dition decreed  by  Providence  for  Western  civilisa- 
tion in  its  present  stage  of  progress.  That  fact  alone 
entitles  it  to  respect.  And  the  great  hope  with  regard 
to  it  is  that,  taught  by  experience,  and  as  the  result 
of  the  general  intelligence  of  the  people,  enlightened 
by  free  discussion,  it  will  rise  superior  to  defects 
that  now  mark  it,  and  to  dangers  that  -threaten  it. 
But  it  can  only  do  this  if  there  is  free  discussion  of 
its  methods  of  government,  and  honest,  truthful  repre- 
sentation of  what  may  be  amiss  in  those  methods. 

Among  the  many  persons  sketched  in  these  pages 
there  will  be  found  neither  great  heroes  nor  great 


PREFACE  ix 

villains.  The  only  excuse  that  the  writer  can  offer 
for  the  absence  of  characters  so  useful  to  the  dramatic 
force  of  a  story  is  that  he  has  not,  in  fact,  found 
either  heroes  or  villains  in  his  everyday  experience  of 
democratic  institutions.  And  he  has  sought  through- 
out to  be,  above  all  things,  a  truthful  chronicler  of 
what  he  has  observed. 


CONTENTS 


CHAPTER    I 

PAGE 

INTRODUCTORY  i 


CHAPTER    II 

EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  ....         9 

CHAPTER    III 

FROM  THE  OLD  WORLD  TO  THE  NEW  .  .  .27 

CHAPTER    IV 

THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION     .  .  .  .  .81 

CHAPTER   V 
AFTER  THE  ELECTION  .  .  .  .  .167 

CHAPTER   VI 

PARLIAMENT     .  .  .  .  .  .  .284 

CHAPTER   VII 

PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION       .....     405 


CHAPTER    I 

INTRODUCTORY 

THE  part  that  intellect  takes  in  the  popular  movements  of 
the  age  is  like  that  which  the  chorus  performed  for  the 
Greek  play.  It  attends  the  drama,  chants  its  comments 
upon  the  proceedings,  sometimes  moralises  upon  them,  and 
seems  to  mingle  in  the  action  of  the  play.  But  the  drama 
itself  goes  on  independently  of  it.  Universal  suffrage  has 
got  Western  civilisation  in  its  grip,  and  is  shaking  it.  But 
it  has  come  over  us  as  a  social  growth,  not  by  the  force  of 
intellectual  processes.  It  would  be  interesting  to  trace  out 
the  many  influences  that  have  led  us  on  to  where  we  find 
ourselves.  No  doubt,  the  messages  and  the  inspirations  given 
from  time  to  time  by  the  pioneers  of  human  thought,  after- 
wards illustrated  and  enforced  by  the  eloquence  of  orators 
and  the  fancy  of  poets,  have  been  powerful  in  bringing 
down  to  the  level  plain  of  men's  notions  and  longings  the 
successive  advancing  ideals  of  human  progress,  as  each  was 
coming  forward  in  its  proper  order.  But  they  cannot  claim 
to  have  created  those  early  and,  at  first,  inarticulate  impulses 
that  they  gave  expression  to,  or  those  social  causes  that  were 
silently  at  work,  moulding  the  destiny  of  our  civilisation. 
Each  new  principle  of  progress  presses  on  with  an  inherent 
power  all  its  own  to  the  limit  of  its  destined  course,  irre- 
spective of  arguments,  and  sometimes  in  defiance  of  them. 
Nothing  is  more  impressive  than  the  inevitableness  of  these 
onward  tendencies.  Forward  they  go,  with  little  halting, 
and  no  turning  back  ;  nothing  heeding  the  discordant  cries 
VOL.  I  B 


2  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

of  men,  some  blessing,  some  cursing,  till  their  part  in  the 
drama  of  events  is  played  out.  You  may,  according  as  you 
regard  it,  liken  the  advance  to  the  growth  of  a  verdant  tree, 
spreading  out  its  branches  unceasingly,  to  give  more  and 
more  shelter  to  weary  men  ;  to  the  incoming  tide,  rising 
inexorably,  and  submerging  all  obstacles  that  are  in  its  way  ; 
to  the  stone  loosened  from  the  hillside,  and  rolling  along  in 
obedience  to  Nature's  downward  law,  till  it  reaches  the  flat 
plain,  and  has  nowhere  further  to  roll  to.  But  there  it  is, 
the  principle  of  progress  towards,  as  we  at  least  trust,  higher 
things. 

The  present  upward  movement  of  the  masses  in  Europe, 
first  heralded  by  the  Reformation  and  the  English  Common- 
wealth, and  vindicated  by  Locke,  got  its  last  great  impulse 
towards  the  close  of  the  eighteenth  century,  from  the 
Declaration  of  American  Independence  and  the  French  Revo- 
lution. Condorcet,  Voltaire,  Diderot,  Rousseau,  and  the  other 
heroes  of  the  pen  (empowered  thereto  by  the  printing  press 
and  cheap  paper)  gave  voice  to  the  ideas  and  yearnings 
that  had  been  mutely  surging  around  them.  Rousseau's 
Contrat  Social  had  a  special  influence,  because  it  so  truly 
voiced  the  feelings  and  wishes  of  the  average  man.  It  is  a 
plausible,  comfortable  theory  for  people  generally,  and  it 
echoed  the  common  sentiment  that  was  gradually  rising. 
The  people  had  been  slowly  growing  into  the  condition  in 
which  they  were  ready  to  hearken  to  these  new  voices,  and 
to  feel  in  them  an  echo  to  their  own  dimly -shadowed 
aspirations.  D'Alembert,  speaking  before  the  French 
Revolution,  says  that  he  could  see  the  change  in  his  lifetime. 
In  1729  the  whole  French  nation  'were  drunk  with  joy' 
at  the  birth  of  the  Dauphin  ;  while,  when  he  was  writing, 
fifty  years  later,  that  event  was  regarded  with  indifference. 

A  generation  or  two  earlier  these  writings  would  have 
fallen  flat  upon  the  multitude,  just  as  the  Contrat  Social 
would  now  before  the  four  hundred  millions  of  China,  though 
it  were  printed  in  all  the  dialects  of  that  people,  and  laid  at 
the  door  of  every  hut. 

But  when  peoples  are  ready,  the  writings  of  men  of 
genius  then  give  voice  to  the  rising  aspirations  of  the  crowd, 
furnishing  arguments  and  clever  theories  to  justify  facts 


i  INTRODUCTORY  3 

that  are  beginning  to  accomplish  themselves.  Statesmen  and 
authors  may  have  hastened  the  advance  in  some  countries, 
and  delayed  it  in  others  ;  may  have  sought  to  confine  it 
within  certain  safe  lines,  as  did  the  framers  of  the  United 
States  Constitution  ;  may  have  imparted  to  it  different 
surface  aspects,  suited  to  the  national  habits  of  different 
peoples  ;  but  all  the  while  the  advance  goes  on,  with  an 
inherent  power,  like  a  destiny  imposed  by  Providence  upon 
our  civilisation.  It  moves  forward,  to  illustrate  great  things 
by  small,  much  as  the  two  o'clock  dinner  of  1700  develops 
by  successive  advances  into  the  eight  o'clock  dinner  of  1902. 

The  history  of  the  leading  political  events  of  the  last  two 
centuries,  in  both  Europe  and  America,  shows  this  forward 
movement  as  owing  its  progress  to  social  causes  and  its  own 
inherent  power,  and  being  little  directed  by  arguments  or 
intellectual  conclusions.  The  people  take  power,  and  then 
clever  men  find  good  reasons  for  their  doing  so. 

For  the  great  popular  movements  have  not  been  con- 
trolled by  intellect.  The  able  men  who  framed  the 
Constitution  of  the  United  States  did  attempt,  and  with 
much  political  ability,  to  lay  down  lines  at  once  broad  and 
safe,  within  which  the  stream  of  Democracy  should  forever 
roll  on.  But,  as  the  current  rose,  it  quietly  and  naturally 
flowed  over  the  banks  and  submerged  the  checks  that  were 
so  valued  by  the  statesmen.  In  this  way  the  Electoral 
College  of  the  Federalist  and  the  Caucus  of  Jefferson  have 
grown,  without  any  formal  amendment  of  the  Constitution, 
into  the  Electoral  College  and  the  Caucus  that  we  see  to-day. 
In  like  manner  the  advances  of  the  nineteenth  century  have 
come  about  by  outside  pressure,  or  their  own  inherent  force, 
not  owing  to  the  arguments  by  which  they  were  supported. 
The  unity  of  Germany  and  Italy  was  accomplished  not  '  by 
speechifying  and  majorities,  but  by  blood  and  iron.'  Uni- 
versal suffrage  has  been  accepted  by  nation  after  nation,  not 
because  the  rulers  wanted  it,  but  because  they  could  not  help 
it.  Catholic  Emancipation,  and  the  Reform  of  1832,  in 
England  were  forced  on  by  the  fear  of  popular  convulsions, 
Free  Trade  by  the  dread  of  famine,  the  emancipation  of  the 
slave  in  America  by  the  exigencies  of  war,  the  abolition  of 
the  Irish  Church  by  the  exigencies  of  politics. 


4  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

But  further,  Democratic  critics  are  keen  to  point  out 
that  mental  power  has  too  often  been  unfriendly  to  the  early 
efforts  of  reformers  on  behalf  of  causes  that  all  men  admit 
now  to  be  righteous.  They  ask,  Did  intellect  lead  the  way 
in  abolishing  slavery,  spreading  education,  mitigating  the 
horrors  of  the  early  factory  system,  or  the  cruelty  of  the 
penal  code  ?  In  the  United  States,  Calhoun,  Clay,  and 
Webster,  who  were  beyond  question  the  most  intellectual 
statesmen  of  the  Union,  all  three,  as  late  as  the  middle  of 
the  last  century,  gave  the  best  of  their  talents  not  only  to 
defend  slavery,  but  to  maintain  that  odious  feature  of  it,  the 
claim  by  the  Southern  States  to  have  their  escaped  slaves 
hunted  down  in  the  Free  States  and  returned  to  them.  All 
the  time,  thousands  of  plain,  uneducated  men  were  denouncing 
the  thing  as  a  national  crime. 

We  can  scarcely  wonder,  then,  that  the  Democracy  of 
our  times  uses  intellect  as  a  servant,  not  as  a  master.  It 
takes  its  help  to  justify  and  sound  the  praises  of  what  the 
sovereign  people  themselves  determine  to  do.  But  where  its 
teaching  runs  counter  to  the  general  inclination,  it  quietly 
pushes  it  aside.  McKinley,  the  chosen  ruler  of  seventy 
millions  of  men,  declared  that  he  would  rather  take  his 
political  economy  from  the  puddler  or  the  potter  than  from 
the  professor.  Bryan,  his  antagonist,  for  whom  6,502,925 
men  voted,  announced  that  the  men  on  the  carpenter's  bench 
knew  more  of  the  Currency  question  than  did  all  Lombard 
Street.  Two  ideas  have  thus  taken  hold  of  the  popular 
mind  with  dominating  force.  One  is  a  presumption  in 
favour  of  every  forward  movement  because  it  is  new  ;  the 
other  a  distrust  of  intellectual  conclusions  as  a  safe  guide 
in  politics,  and  a  confidence  in  the  unlettered  wisdom  of 
peoples. 

But  is  intellect  then  to  have  no  part  in  the  progress  of 
our  time  ?  Is  this  progress  to  resolve  itself  into  a  mere  blind 
groping  by  peoples  after  their  own  fancies,  going  round  the 
circle  till  it  gets  to  the  top,  and  then,  in  order  to  go  some- 
where, coursing  back  round  the  other  side,  till  it  reaches 
in  another  shape  the  evils  it  started  from  ?  Surely  there 
is  one  necessary  service  which  the  brain  and  the  pen  can 
render  to  Democracies,  and  which  they  would  disregard  at 


i  INTRODUCTORY  5 

their  peril.  Peoples  can  learn  effectually  only  by  experience. 
Kings  and  aristocracies  may  reason  out  and  forecast  a  policy  ; 
but  experience  is  the  lesson -book  of  peoples.  If  mistakes 
are  made  and  false  theories  indulged  in,  the  bad  results  that 
follow,  if  intelligently  observed,  naturally  work  their  own 
correction.  It  is  the  boast  of  Freedom,  not  that  it  does  not 
fall  into  errors,  but  that  it  supplies  itself  the  means  of 
remedying  them.  And  how  is  this  to  be  done  ?  How  is  this 
experience  to  be  gained  ?  By  observing  truly  and  pro- 
claiming honestly  the  facts  of  popular  government  in  our 
time,  and  the  lessons  to  be  learnt  from  them,  and  from  those 
social  experiments  with  which  politics  are  so  identified 
to-day.  There  is  need  of  some  one  doing  this  effectively,  as 
unless  peoples'  attention  is  called  to  them,  the  teachings  of 
experience  are  given  in  vain.  In  the  stress  of  daily  politics 
this  useful,  if  thankless,  duty  is  apt  to  be  overlooked.  Who 
is  fitted  to  discharge  it  ?  And  further,  who  cares  to 
undertake  it  ? 

For  it  is  the  most  difficult  thing  in  the  world  to  learn 
facts,  even  the  facts  of  the  daily  life  we  live.  Different 
persons  observe  the  same  facts  and  draw  diverse,  or  perhaps 
contrary,  conclusions  as  to  what  the  facts  are.  It  is  this 
that  makes  necessary  the  prolonged  and  skilful  investigations 
of  our  law  courts,  in  order  to  determine  the  truth  about  a 
street  accident,  that  perhaps  fifty  people  have  witnessed. 
How  much  more  is  intelligent  inquiry  needed  into  the 
complex  and  varying  phenomena  that  social  and  political 
life  present  to  us  from  day  to  day,  if  we  would  learn  correctly 
first  what  the  facts  are,  and  then  their  true  significance? 
Human  affairs  are  in  such  a  mixed  condition  that  most  men 
have  neither  the  time  nor  the  aptitude  necessary  to  dis- 
entangle them,  and  view  them  in  their  true  light  and  just 
relative  proportions.  If,  indeed,  we  look  at  popular  govern- 
ment as  it  exists  to-day,  we  find  some  lauding  it  as  not  only 
the  best  form  of  political  institutions  that  men  have  yet 
reached,  but  as  bearing  within  it  the  golden  promise  of  the 
emancipation  of  the  race  from  the  social  ills  that  have  so 
long  oppressed  mankind.  Others  look  out  upon  the  same 
facts,  and  declare  that  their  outcome  will  be  the  gradual 
decay  of  this  cycle  of  civilisation  ;  while  some  say  that  the 


6  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

whole  controversy  is  as  idle  as  it  would  be  for  a  middle-aged 
man  to  discuss  whether  he  would  rather  be  fifty  years  of 
age  than  twenty.  The  only  thing  he  can  be  sure  of  is  that 
he  is  growing  on,  in  due  course,  through  the  appointed  stages 
of  his  life. 

But  if  we  are  to  learn  the  true  facts  regarding  any 
system,  we  can  only  do  so  by  inside  experience  of  its 
working.  If  you  would  know  the  meaning  of  the  principles 
of  our  legal  administration  and  their  operation  in  the  daily 
practice  of  the  courts,  ask  the  lawyers.  If  you  would  under- 
stand the  army,  march  in  the  ranks  ;  if  the  stage,  go  behind 
the  footlights  ;  and  if  you  would  know  something  of  the 
true  working  of  self-government  in  our  time,  ask  the  working- 
day  politician.  But  the  difficulty  is,  that  the  experience 
which  gives  knowledge  often  warps  observation — and  this 
by  the  innocent  operation  of  natural  causes.  Divines  are 
apt  to  become  narrowed  by  their  creeds,  lawyers  enthralled 
by  their  precedents,  scientists  made  visionary  by  their 
theories  ;  and  as  for  the  politicians,  have  not  they  been  ever 
distrusted  ?  Does  not  omniscient  Shakespeare  appear  to 
take  for  granted  that  we  cannot  trust  to  their  seeing 
truthfully  ? 

Like  a  scurvy  politician,  seem 
To  see  the  things  thou  dost  not. 

This  feeling  against  politicians  is  the  expression  of  that 
natural  dissatisfaction  with  their  Governments  that  men  have 
always  displayed.  And,  truth  to  say,  the  reverence  of  the 
people  for  their  institutions  does  not  appear  to  increase, 
as  they  are  made  more  popular,  and  are  brought  closer 
to  themselves  in  their  everyday  experience.  But  where 
will  more  unsparing  denunciations  of  the  shortcomings  of 
political  institutions  be  found  than  those  from  politicians 
themselves?  Could  any  men  have  exposed  more  fearlessly 
the  blots  that  mar  politics  in  the  United  States  than  have 
the  public  men  there  ?  Naturally  so  ;  for  they  meet  face  to 
face  the  evils  that  outsiders  only  hear  about,  and,  as  honest 
men,  feel  more  strongly  about  them  than  others  can. 

Now,  we  propose  to  learn  from  one  of  these  politicians 
his  experience  of  the  daily  working  of  democratic  self- 


i  INTRODUCTORY  7 

government,  and  of  the  social  conditions  that  it  promotes. 
The  blessings  of  freedom  and  all  that  we  enjoy  under  popular 
rule  are  taken  by  us  for  granted,  as  matter  of  common 
observation  and  daily  experience.  The  information  which 
he  can  give  will  be  more  instructive  if  it  is  directed  towards 
the  weak  points  that  mar  its  undoubted  merits,  and  impair 
the  full  scope  of  the  usefulness  that  ought  to  attend 
government  by  the  people  and  for  them.  He  does  truer 
service  to  Democracy  who  directs  attention  to  these,  so  that 
experience  may  lead  to  reform,  than  the  courtier  who  is 
always  smiling  before  the  new  sovereign. 

We  do  not  say  that  all  we  attribute  to  Our  Politician  has 
occurred  in  fact ;  but  all  would  naturally  and  truly  arise 
from  the  everyday  conditions  of  our  present  popular  political 
life,  in  England,  America,  the  Continent,  or  the  Colonies. 
Democracy  naturally  tends  to  become  the  same  everywhere. 
The  poor  govern,  and  the  wants  and  feelings  of  the  poor  are 
alike  the  world  over,  and  are  stronger  bonds  of  union  than 
are  their  various  nationalities  elements  of  diversity.  When 
you  meet  the  masses  you  come  on  the  bed  rock  ;  national 
differences  are  more  apparent  in  the  upper  strata.  Some  of 
the  experiences  detailed  in  these  pages  are  drawn  from 
small  democratic  communities,  such  as  the  one  in  which  the 
story  is  ostensibly  laid  ;  and  in  a  small  State,  free  from 
national  cares,  you  will  often  see,  as  in  a  model,  the  operation 
of  principles  and  the  drift  of  tendencies  more  clearly  than 
you  could  trace  them  in  the  complex  concerns  of  a  great 
nation.  It  is  easy  to  take  note  of  what  moves  a  million 
men  in  one  province  ;  but  not  so  easy  to  follow  the  impulses 
that  affect  seventy  millions  over  a  continent  of  many 
latitudes.  And  not  only  is  it  easier  to  observe  popular 
impulses  in  smaller  spheres,  but  the  impulses  themselves  are 
more  immediate  and  direct.  Small  communities  go  forward 
more  promptly  than  large  ones,  and  thus  show  all  the  better 
what  we  are  working  towards.  The  truest  view  of  social 
movements  is  got  by  observing  their  small  beginnings. 

If,  then,  we  are  to  have  useful  lessons  from  experience, 
the  observation  from  which  we  draw  must,  as  we  have  said, 
be  from  the  inside  ;  the  observer  must  be  honest,  must  know 
what  to  observe  and  what  to  inquire  into.  And  he  must  be 


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loyal  to  the  institutions  he  is  working  under ;  for  what 
Sovereign  will  hearken  to  the  voice  of  a  rebel  to  his 
authority  ?  The  loyal  man  will  criticise  all  the  more  freely, 
since  it  is  the  special  privilege  of  freedom  to  make  experi- 
ments at  its  pleasure,  and  to  learn  from  them  afterwards 
with  intelligence.  In  this  way  we  look  to  the  principles  of 
liberty  to  cure  its  mistakes.  That  there  are  evils  in  our 
present  political  systems  is  no  novel  fact  in  human  govern- 
ment. They  are  common  to  every  form  of  government  and 
of  human  society  that  has  existed,  or  that  ever  will  exist. 
What  is  new  is  the  fierce  blaze  of  criticism  that  is  now 
thrown  upon  them,  and  before  which,  in  due  time,  as  the 
dawn  of  general  intelligence  creeps  higher  and  higher,  we 
hope  that  many  of  them  will  vanish  away.  But  to  further 
this,  there  must  be  truthful  inquiry  into  facts,  and  the 
intelligent  report  of  what  are  the  lessons  that  experience 
teaches.  This  is  the  more  wanted,  as  the  natural  feeling  of 
men  is  to  acquiesce  in  not  only  the  government,  but  even 
the  abuses,  of  the  dominant  power  of  their  time.  Established 
facts  have  a  great  assimilating  power  over  men  and  nations. 
Who  that  wants  a  quiet  life,  not  to  say  a  successful  one, 
cares  to  enact  the  part  of  the  honest  man  at  Court  ?  But 
from  Our  Politician,  as  a  loyal  subject  of  the  new  Sovereign, 
and,  moreover,  a  soldier  in  the  ranks,  we  expect  a  faithful 
report  of  his  experiences,  good  and  bad,  in  the  daily  onward 
march  of  Democracy. 

There  is  not  in  our  time  much  scope  for  the  heroic  in 
politics,  and  if  we  would  learn  the  nature  of  democratic 
government,  and  social  conditions  under  it,  we  must  do  so 
from  the  commonplace  incidents  of  everyday  life.  From 
these,  if  we  will  observe  them  intelligently,  we  can  judge  of 
the  principles  that  actuate  it,  and  of  the  onward  road  that  it 
tends  to  take.  Thus  a  record  of  things  not  striking  in  them- 
selves may  lead  to  important  inferences  regarding  the  move- 
ment whose  tendencies  they  illustrate,  and  may  instruct  us 
how  to  avoid  mistakes  that,  beginning  in  a  small  degree,  and 
perhaps  inadvertently,  might  develop  into  far-reaching  results 
that  would  threaten  true  progress  itself. 


CHAPTER    II 

EDWARD    FAIRLIE    FRANKFORT 

THE  everyday  experiences  of  Democracy  do  not,  as  has  been 
said,  demand  a  hero  ;  but  we  can  derive  information  from 
following  the  fortunes  of  a  not  uncommon  case — namely, 
that  of  a  plain,  well-meaning  politician  marching  in  the 
ranks  ;  and  if  he  should  happen  to  possess  that  instinctive 
desire  to  get  at  the  truth  and  fact  of  a  matter  that  some 
people  are  gifted  or  hampered  with,  this  will  add  to  his 
value  as  an  observer,  since,  as  a  political  thinker  has  said, 
the  truth  upon  public  questions  is  rarely  all  on  the  one  side. 
Edward  Fairlie  Frankfort  was  the  son  of  English  parents 
who  belonged  to  the  farming  class,  and  who  had,  before  his 
birth,  settled  in  Scotland.  He  was  the  youngest  son  of  a 
numerous  family,  and  had  been  educated  at  one  of  the  Scottish 
Universities  at  the  cost  of  his  uncle,  Mr.  Edward  Fairlie,  the 
successful  Banker,  of  Brassville,  in  the  Province  of  Excelsior, 
one  of  the  most  thriving  of  the  self-governing  Dependencies 
of  the  British  Empire.  That  gentleman,  when  on  a  visit  to 
the  old  country,  some  years  before,  had  taken  a  fancy  to  his 
nephew  and  namesake,  and,  as  the  family  were  poor,  had 
undertaken  the  cost  of  his  education,  but  upon  frugal  lines. 
He  had  found  claims  made  upon  his  generosity,  and  his 
influence  and  patronage  in  the  new  land,  by  quite  a  number 
of  relations  and  connections,  who  all  appeared  to  know  him 
better  on  his  return  to  his  native  land  than  they  did  when  he 
had  left  it  years  ago,  as  a  youth,  to  make  his  fortune  abroad. 
Talking  with  his  sister,  the  boy's  mother,  he  used  to  say  that 
he  hoped  to  live  to  see  Ted  Lord  Justice-General  ;  but  that  if 

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it  was  found  too  hard  for  him  to  get  a  fair  start  in  the  over- 
crowded old  land,  there  was  always  a  fine  career  open  to  a 
clever  man  in  the  grand  Province  of  Excelsior.  His  parents 
had  a  considerable  family  to  provide  for,  and  were  unwilling 
to  tax  the  uncle's  liberality  on  the  boy's  behalf  more  than  was 
absolutely  necessary,  so  they  sent  young  Edward,  as  soon  as 
he  had  gone  successfully  through  the  classes  of  the  local  school, 
to  one  of  those  Colleges  in  Scotland  whose  ranks  are  mainly 
filled  by  poor,  but  ambitious  students.  They  gratified  their 
feelings  of  independence  by  keeping  an  accurate  account  of 
all  the  uncle  paid  for  him,  and  they  constantly  impressed 
upon  young  Edward  that  he  must  regard  the  money  which 
had  been  advanced  as  a  loan,  to  be  paid  back,  as  a  matter 
of  honour,  when  he  had  won  his  way  in  the  world,  and  was 
able  to  do  so. 

But,  for  the  present,  poor,  he  and  his  fellow-students  were ; 
often  walking  long  distances  up  to  their  college,  in  order  to 
save  the  cost  of  coach  or  train  ;  plain  their  clothing,  and 
careful  were  they  of  it ;  temperate  from  principle,  but  a 
principle  that  was  enforced  by  the  pressure  of  narrow  means. 
As  for  amusements,  a  visit  at  long  intervals  to  the  pit  of  the 
local  play-house,  or  the  back  rows  of  the  concert-hall,  was  all 
that  they  could  get,  and  more  than  that,  was  all  that  they 
felt  the  need  for,  beyond  the  dissipation  of  occasional  students' 
parties,  taken  in  turn  at  their  lodgings,  when  they  enjoyed 
the  exhilaration  that  was  to  be  procured  from  strong  tea, 
tough  muffins,  and  intellectual  converse.  But,  poor  though 
they  were,  these  youths  were  proud.  They  believed  in  the 
aristocracy  of  intellect.  They  felt  that  if  they  could  only 
make  good  their  place  in  this,  the  true  aristocracy,  their 
ambition  would  be  satisfied,  and  they  would  be  entitled  to 
hold  the  head  erect  in  the  presence  of  the  mere  common  dis- 
tinctions of  rank,  fashion,  or  wealth.  Ambitious  they  were, 
with  all  the  enthusiasm  and  inexperience  of  youth.  Toil, 
anxiety,  straitened  means,  nay,  more,  loss  of  health  and  that 
heart-sinking  which  is  partly  the  result  of  physical  depression 
and  partly  of  its  attendant  mental  depression — all  these  they 
were  ready  to  brave,  buoyed  up  by  the  hope  of  fame  ;  looking 
forward  not  to  ease  or  pleasure,  nor  yet  money  for  its  own 
sake,  but  to  being  distinguished  men — men  raised  above  the 


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crowd  by  their  own  efforts,  and  by  services  done  for  country 
and  for  mankind.  Could  you  have  seen  them  as  they  worked 
away,  night  after  night,  in  their  garrets,  you  might  have 
pitied  their  painful  struggles  and  mean  surroundings.  But 
you  need  not  They  were  not  only  contented,  but  happy 
and  enthusiastic,  as  one  pictured  to  himself  future  success 
as  a  great  divine,  aiding  the  ever  militant,  but  imperishable 
cause  of  religion,  by  demonstrating  the  reasonableness  of  the 
principle  of  faith  in  dealing  with  the  unseen  ;  or  another 
looked  forward  to  the  career  of  a  true  lawyer,  risen  to  emi- 
nence in  his  profession,  and  vindicating  its  principles  above 
mere  routine  and  petty  technicalities  ;  or  a  third  enjoyed  the 
fondest  imagination  of  all  in  the  life-work  of  a  statesman, 
striking  out  great  lines  of  policy  and  calling  upon  the  people 
to  follow  him.  To  them  the  higher  ideal  of  life  proclaimed 
by  poets  was  not  a  mere  sentiment.  It  revealed  to  their  con- 
sciousness a  fact.  Life  for  them  was  real  and  earnest.  To 
them  things  were  not  what  they  seem  to  the  crowd.  Noble 
aspirations  which  make  men  better,  though  they  may  never 
be  fulfilled  ! 

When  men  are  possessed  by  the  political  instinct,  they 
are  drawn,  though  they  may  not  be  in  politics  themselves,  by 
a  natural  attraction  to  take  an  interest  in  whatever  conflicts 
in  public  affairs  are  going  on  around  them,  and  take  sides  as 
mental  convictions,  or  oftener  as  their  sympathies,  lead  them. 
With  boys  this  tendency  displays  itself  in  the  enthusiasm 
that  is  roused  by  the  contemplation  of  notable  facts  in  history, 
chiefly  those  that  bear  upon  questions  relating  to  human 
freedom  and  progress,  and  the  ever-present  problem  between 
the  poor  and  the  rich,  which,  from  the  past,  reflect  forward 
their  influence  upon  the  conflicts  of  to-day.  The  College 
Debating  Society  is  a  field  wherein  youthful  ideas  and  sym- 
pathies have  a  free  course  to  display  themselves,  outside  the 
rigid  lines  of  the  prescribed  studies  of  the  University  and  the 
Lecture  Hall.  Certainly,  the  rules  of  the  University  where 
Edward  Frankfort  studied  forbade  the  discussion  at  the 
Historical  and  Literary  Society  of  any  political  or  religious 
question,  and  all  subjects  for  debate  were  required  to  be  first 
sanctioned  by  the  Dean.  But  it  is  difficult  to  restrain  the 
emotions  of  youth  ;  and  as  there  is  a  perpetual  recurrence  of 


12  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

similar  struggles  among  men,  and  a  development,  ever  in 
progress,  of  social  issues  that  are  identical  in  essence,  though 
varying  in  circumstances  perhaps,  from  what  is  going  on 
around  us,  it  was  easy  for  the  youthful  orator,  while  pouring 
forth  eloquence  upon  the  ideas  and  the  conflicts  of  past  times, 
to  throw  considerable  light  upon  those  of  the  world  of  to-day, 
and  also  to  clearly  indicate  the  speaker's  sympathies  with 
regard  to  them. 

Thus,  in  discussing  some  question  arising  out  of  Plato's 
Republic,  that  philosopher's  scoffing  allusion  to  the  notion  of 
choosing  pilots  for  ships  according  to  the  property  that  they 
owned,  and  refusing  a  poor  man  permission  to  steer,  even 
though  he  were  a  better  pilot  than  a  rich  man,  gave  a  natural 
opportunity  to  the  young  reformer  for  incidentally  exposing 
the  folly  of  property  qualifications  for  public  offices.  Xeno- 
phon's  proposition  concerning  the  Athenian  Republic,  that, 
as  the  bulk  of  the  people  did  the  work  of  the  State,  they 
should  have  the  main  voice  in  its  government,  was  capable 
of  a  very  wide  and  very  present  application  to  questions  con- 
cerning the  electoral  franchise  now.  The  contests  and  fate 
of  the  Gracchi  were  a  fertile  theme  for  exhortation  or  warn- 
ing, as  the  case  might  be.  But  whether  dealing  with  sub- 
jects suggested  from  the  ancient  world,  or  denouncing  the 
wickedness  or  maintaining  the  justice  of  the  murder  or  the 
execution  of  Charles  the  First ;  or  discussing  the  principles 
and  brilliant  reasoning  of  Milton's  appeal  for  the  liberty  of 
unlicensed  printing ;  or  dealing  with  some  of  the  many 
questions  that  suggest  themselves  for  controversy,  in  consider- 
ing the  course  of  the  two  great  Revolutions  that  marked  the 
close  of  the  eighteenth  century,  the  young  men  always  found 
opportunity  for  displaying  their  opinions,  and  matter  for  the 
exercise  of  their  sympathies. 

Debating  Society  discussions  are  necessarily  immature 
in  their  tone  and  scope  ;  but  there  is  a  freshness  about  the 
unbiassed  expression  of  young  men's  ideas  that  is  engaging. 
They  may  be  juvenile,  but  they  are  very  sincere.  In  no 
arena  of  discussion  in  after  life  is  there  such  an  expression 
of  the  mere  truth  of  opinions  as  they  are  held  by  the  debater. 
The  lawyer  speaks  as  an  advocate,  the  politician  as  an 
opportunist,  the  divine  as  a  Churchman.  But  the  subjects 


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which  the  youths  debate  raise  as  their  only  issue  the  question 
of  what  is  the  truth.  Some  of  those  that  were  discussed  by 
Frankfort  and  his  brother -students  were  juvenile  in  their 
character,  but  others  gave  evidence  of  research,  and  of 
thought  in  their  selection.  Among  them  were  these : — 
'  Does  the  usefulness  predominate  over  the  evils  of  national 
prejudice  ? '  '  Whether  is  genius  or  impudence  more  con- 
ducive to  success  in  the  common  walks  of  life  ?  '  '  Whether 
the  pleasures  predominate  over  the  anxieties  of  even  a 
successful  literary  career  ?  '  '  Whether  national  character  is 
moulded  by  moral  and  political  causes,  or  by  the  influence 
of  climate  and  locality  ? '  'Has  the  drama  been  improved 
by  the  disuse  of  the  chorus  in  tragedy  ? '  '  Is  it  better  to 
have  a  university  in  a  city  or  in  a  village  ? '  '  Is  it  likely 
to  be  a  happy  marriage  where  the  wife  is  intellectually 
superior  to  her  husband  ? '  All  Frankfort's  impulses  were 
generous  and  progressive.  It  was  a  pleasure  to  him  to 
dwell  on  the  great  political  and  social  conflicts  of  the  past, 
and  especially  to  follow  the  personal  details  of  the  lives  of 
the  grand  men  that  figured  in  them.  He  pictured  the  in- 
dividuality to  himself  of  those  who  had  done  much  and  done 
greatly,  and  could  not  help  secretly  imagining  how  readily 
he  would  immolate  himself  and  sacrifice  mere  personal  happi- 
ness, could  he  enjoy  even  a  short  life  like  one  of  these. 

Sometimes  this  enthusiasm  for  the  heroes  of  history 
would  assert  itself  even  through  all  the  discipline  and  reserve 
of  the  Lecture  Room.  Once,  when  Professor  Praed,  who 
was  considered  the  greatest  authority  in  the  University  upon 
the  Greek  language  and  literature,  was  lecturing  upon  the 
Fourth  Philippic  of  Demosthenes,  he  came  to  that  passage 
where  the  orator  deals  with  the  clamour  '  unfairly  raised ' 
about  the  Theatric  fund. 

He  asked  what  conclusion  some  authorities  had  drawn 
from  this  passage. 

'  It  shows  that  the  whole  oration  is  spurious,  sir,' 
promptly  answered  Frankfort.  '  Demosthenes  could  not 
have  spoken  it,  because  he  expresses  a  directly  contrary  view 
in  the  Olynthiacs.' 

'  You  consider  that  fact  conclusive,  then,  Mr.  Frankfort  ? 

'  Certainly,  sir,  with  a  man  like  Demosthenes.' 


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'  Well,  it  is  conclusive,'  replied  the  Professor,  in  very 
deliberate  tones,  '  if  the  unexpressed  major  premiss  of  your 
proposition  is  correct — that  no  great  politician  can  say  one 
thing  at  one  time,  and  the  contrary  to  it  at  another.  We 
will  go  on,  if  you  please,  to  the  next  passage.'  Some  of  the 
class  were  rather  inclined  to  laugh  at  Frankfort's  enthusiasm, 
but  he  felt  that,  come  what  may,  he  could  never  take  a  low 
view  of  the  orator  and  patriot,  not  merely  of  Greece,  but  of 
the  world. 

At  times,  when  he  broke  out  in  the  College  Society 
debates  into  inspiring  sentiments  concerning  the  perfectibility 
of  the  race,  and  the  ennobling  prospects  that  were  opening 
to  mankind,  as  men  came  to  govern  themselves,  instead  of 
being  ridden  like  a  dumb  animal  by  a  master ;  or  the 
educating  effect  that  the  mere  exercise  of  political  rights 
must  have  upon  free  men,  or  the  invincible  and  imperishable 
nature  of  truth — when  he  spoke  of  these  things,  though  in 
College-boy  fashion,  he  often  infected  his  hearers  with  that 
mesmeric  sympathy  that  springs  from  a  sense  of  the  deep 
feeling  and  the  sincerity  of  the  speaker. 

But  it  was  some  time  before  he  felt  himself  at  ease  in  the 
difficult  art,  not  so  much  of  speaking  (for  empty-headed 
people  can  do  that),  but  of  thinking  on  his  legs.  In  his  earlier 
efforts  imagination,  and  the  force  of  that  nervous  sympathy 
that  supplies  the  motive  power,  the  steam,  as  it  were,  to 
oratory,  taxed  all  his  self-possession  and  resolution  when  he 
rose  to  speak.  He  never  forgot  his  first  attempt.  He  was 
nominated  by  the  committee  of  the  Debating  Society  as  one 
of  the  speakers  who  were  to  maintain,  at  the  opening  debate 
of  the  session  after  the  summer  vacation,  the  affirmation  of 
the  proposition  that  the  principles  of  the  French  Revolution 
represented  the  main  lines  of  human  progress.  When  he 
saw  in  the  notice  paper,  which  was  published  before  they 
separated  for  the  vacation,  his  name  in  real  print,  in  the  list 
of  speakers,  he  felt  that  an  important  event  had  happened, 
as  the  French  say.  And  so,  indeed,  it  had.  During  the 
holiday  time  he  had  no  other  work  to  occupy  him,  and  he 
could  think  of  nothing  but  the  French  Revolution,  and  the 
lessons  it  bequeathed  to  mankind.  At  home  on  the  farm, 
where  he  spent  the  holidays  with  his  parents,  he  read  all  the 


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books  upon  the  subject  that  he  could  get  from  the  lending 
Library  in  the  nearest  town,  including  the  suggestive  and 
picturesque  commentary  of  Carlyle,  and  as  much  of  Thiers 
and  Taine  as  he  had  time  to  read  at  the  Library.  When  he 
walked  about  the  fields  he  found  himself  breaking  out  into 
glowing  periods  about  the  wrongs  of  the  poor  in  France 
before  the  great  outburst ;  the  heartless  iniquity  of  the  system 
of  taxation,  the  utter  rottenness  of  the  Court,  the  aristocracy, 
even  the  Church — a  social  pyramid,  with  an  apex  of  tinsel 
and  gilt,  and  foundations  laid  in  misery  and  despair !  He 
spoke  eloquently  to  the  trees,  and  felt  then  that  he  could 
plead  the  cause  of  the  hapless  millions  of  France  (for  he 
fancied  himself  standing  forth  as  their  advocate)  before  all 
men.  It  has  been  said  that  no  man  could  make  an  eloquent 
speech  standing  alone,  to  a  stone  wall.  Delivering  a  speech 
makes  considerable  demand  upon  the  physical  and  nervous 
powers  of  the  system  as  well  as  the  mental ;  and  they  might 
well  flag  in  such  a  situation.  But  yet  it  is  in  solitude  that 
the  nature,  gifted  with  that  sensibility  which  is  the  source  of 
eloquence,  conceives  those  noble  ideas  and  inspiring  senti- 
ments that  afterwards  seem  to  burst  forth  from  the  orator's 
mouth  spontaneously,  and  responsively  to  the  reciprocal 
enthusiasm  of  the  hearers.  And  inspiriting  were  the  senti- 
ments that  welled  up  within  this  youthful  friend  of  man  in 
his  lonely  walks. 

When  the  vacation  was  drawing  to  a  close,  and  Frankfort 
had  gone  back  to  his  lodgings  near  the  college,  as  the  fateful 
day  for  the  debate  approached,  he  felt  his  enthusiasm  rather 
damped,  partly  because,  having  dwelt  so  fervently  upon  the 
subject,  he  had  somewhat  exhausted  his  stock  of  sympathy 
for  the  wrongs  of  the  French  poor,  and  partly  by  the  mental 
reaction  that  came  of  having  over-studied  his  part.  Also, 
he  was  oppressed  by  the  stern  reality  now  daily  coming 
nearer  to  him,  of  having,  for  the  first  time,  to  stand  up  before 
a  crowd  of  hearers,  and,  alone,  challenge  their  attention  to 
the  words  that  he  would  speak.  To  do  this  seems  to  be  a 
small  thing  to  the  looker-on,  but  to  the  imaginative  beginner 
it  is  an  event  of  his  life  ;  just  as  it  is  to  the  young  soldier  to 
hear  the  bullets  cut  the  air  around  him  in  battle  for  the  first 
time.  As  he  walked  down  to  the  College  Hall  upon  the 


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appointed  evening,  and  thought  of  how  much,  for  him,  was 
involved  in  what  the  next  hour  would  bring  forth,  he  could 
not  help  the  absurd  fancy  coming  to  him  that  even  the 
passers-by  in  the  street  knew  something  of  the  momentous 
business  that  he  had  in  hand.  When  he  got  to  the  meeting, 
he  found  it  crowded,  as  all  the  students,  and  some  of  the 
public,  had  come  in  for  the  opening  event  of  the  Society's 
academic  year.  This  rather  roused  his  enthusiasm,  and  made 
him  feel  brave  amidst  his  agitation  ;  and  he  was  even  able 
to  listen  a  little  to  the  speeches  of  those  who  spoke  before 
him  ;  though  he  was  oppressed  by  the  idea  all  the  time  that 
several  of  the  audience  must  be  thinking  of  him  and  the  first 
attempt  that  he  was  just  about  to  make,  instead  of  attending 
to  the  debate.  At  last — it  seemed  to  him  a  long  time 
coming — his  turn  came,  and  the  Dean,  who  had  honoured 
the  occasion  by  taking  the  chair,  called  out,  '  Mr.  Edward 
Frankfort.'  He  sprang  up.  The  people  seemed  quite 
different  to  him  now,  as,  standing,  he  looked  down  upon 
them  and  felt,  rather  than  saw,  all  those  glistening  eyes  up- 
looking  at  him  ;  and  this,  for  the  first  time  in  his  life — an 
experience  that  can  be  had  only  once  in  a  lifetime.  He 
spoke.  He  said,  '  Mr.  Dean.'  His  voice  seemed  something 
strange  to  him,  as  if  he  and  it  were  different,  and  it  belonged 
to  some  one  else  :  not  in  the  least  like  the  voice  with  which 
he  had  harangued  the  trees.  He  had  not  heard  it  before  in 
like  circumstances,  and  he  did  not  recognise  it.  He  felt  as 
if  a  deadening  sense  of  oppression,  or  paralysis,  was  settling 
down  upon  him,  and  closing  him  round,  coming  somewhere 
from  the  ceiling.  He  tried  to  shake  it  off;  but  it  seemed  to 
have  behind  it  some  unseen  power  that  was  pressing  it  on, 
and  which  he  had  no  force  to  resist.  As  for  his  ideas  and  his 
carefully-prepared  divisions  of  the  argument,  which  he  had 
laboriously  framed  so  as  to  quite  exhaust  the  subject,  they 
danced  through  his  brain  as  if  mocking  him.  Queer  that 
at  times  we  should  be  the  sport  of  our  own  impalpable  ideas 
— not  their  master !  But  so  it  is  ;  and  that  even,  too,  at 
other  times  than  when  we  are  making  speeches.  He  tried 
to  go  on.  He  repeated  '  Mr.  Dean,'  and  spoke  some  formal 
words.  He  wanted  to  name  the  speaker  who  had  preceded 
him,  but  though  he  knew  his  name  as  well  as  he  did  his  own, 


ii  EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  17 

he  could  not  recall  it.  The  spell  cast  over  him  by  a  nature 
in  which  imagination  and  sensibility  had  a  great  part  was 
too  strong.  He  sat  down.  The  failure  of  a  lifetime  seemed 
to  be  concentrated  into  a  moment. 

The  Dean,  who  knew  him  as  a  promising  student,  felt 
for  him  in  his  failure,  the  true  explanation  of  which  he  saw 
at  once,  and  in  calling  on  the  next  speaker,  remarked  that 
Mr.  Frankfort  would  speak  later  on,  when  he  had  arranged 
his  notes.  When  the  new  speaker  began,  he  beckoned 
Frankfort  to  him.  '  I  will  call  you  again  next,'  he  said 
quietly.  '  You  will  be  all  right.  Speak  straight  off.  It 
would  be  cowardly  to  be  beaten  that  way.' 

When  he  got  back  to  his  seat,  a  sense  of  indignation 
against  himself  arose  to  our  stricken  hero,  as  if  his  personal 
courage  was  questioned.  This  instinctively  braced  him  up, 
and  quelled  the  sensibility  that  had  paralysed  him  ;  which 
it  was  the  easier  to  do,  as  the  nervous  excitement  had  partly 
exhausted  itself  by  the  one  great  outburst.  Had  he  lived  in 
ancient  times,  it  would  have  been  said  that  some  favouring 
deity  had  stood  by  him,  in  the  shape  of  the  Dean,  and  infused 
strength  into  his  limbs  and  resolution  into  his  soul.  So, 
when  the  chairman  called  '  Mr.  Frankfort '  the  second  time, 
he  stood  forth,  as  he  seemed  to  himself,  quite  a  different 
man,  and  words  came  readily.  Mentally,  he  was  not 
sufficiently  collected  to  follow  the  lines  that  he  had  prepared  ; 
but  others  suggested  themselves  which,  though  quite  different, 
were  most  successful,  as  they  came  forth  spontaneously  and 
produced  the  effect  that  speaking  direct  from  mind  to  mind, 
and  heart  to  heart,  always  does.  He  had  material  enough 
in  his  brain  for  two  or  three  good  speeches.  Cheers  burst 
forth — partly  good-natured,  but  also  distinctively  apprecia- 
tive— and  soon  he  had  established  between  himself  and  his 
audience  that  mutual  mesmeric  sympathy  which  the  speaker, 
and  his  brother  the  actor,  must  secure  .in  order  to  make  a 
true  impression.  Then  he  could  run  or  he  could  fly.  Ideas 
that  had  never  occurred  to  him  in  all  his  thinking  upon  the 
subject  sprang  to  his  mind  ;  new  illustrations  presented 
themselves,  and  as  for  noble  sentiments,  why,  they  came 
naturally  to  him  in  any  case.  He  felt  a  mastery  over  his 
hearers,  as  if  he  could  say  anything  to  them — could  speak 

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1 8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  them  just  as  he  did  to  the  trees — the  very  opposite 
to  his  first  state,  when  he  felt  he  could  say  nothing.  He 
sat  down  amidst  repeated  applause ;  for  young  men  are 
generous,  and  none  would  have  liked  to  see  Ted  Frankfort 

o 

collapse  in  that  ignominious  manner.  They  might  have 
understood  it ;  but  the  outside  people  would  have  thought 
him  a  poor  creature  !  Not  but  that  he  had  surprised  many 
both  by  his  first  failure  and  his  subsequent  success  ;  but  he 
surprised  no  one  more  than  himself.  He  often  said  that  he 
could  no  more  account  for  or  analyse  his  feelings,  mixed  up 
as  they  were  of  physical  and  of  mental  agencies,  when  he 
succeeded  than  he  could  when  he  failed. 

From  that  time  forth  he  was  a  successful  speaker  at  the 
Debating  Society.  He  was  also  diligent  in  the  class-room 
in  working  at  those  subjects  that  were  required  for  securing 
the  degree.  With  several  of  them  he  had  little  sympathy,  and 
whatever  benefit  he  derived  from  them,  then  or  afterwards, 
arose  solely  from  the  mental  training  that  they  afforded. 
In  a  few  years  he  had  forgotten  all  the  direct  knowledge 
he  had  acquired  in  these  subjects  (chiefly  the  exact  sciences) ; 
nor  in  the  pursuits  in  which  he  was  engaged  would  it  have 
been  of  much  use  to  him  to  have  remembered  them.  But  he 
worked  assiduously  and  successfully  at  languages,  political 
economy  as  then  taught,  and  general  literature  ;  partly 
because  he  liked  those  subjects,  but  also  in  the  hope  of 
securing  one  of  the  lectureships  in  Sociological  subjects, 
which  he  looked  forward  to  as  the  means  of  earning  his  daily 
bread,  also  as  the  stepping-stone  towards  the  ambitious 
projects  that  were  ever  in  his  mind. 

For,  like  most  young  men  who  have  the  political  instinct, 
Frankfort's  great  ambition,  owned  only  to  himself  or  to 
some  bosom  crony,  was  to  sit  in  the  Parliament  at  West- 
minster as  the  enlightened  exponent  of  advanced  views  ;  but 
as  far  removed  from  the  tone  of  the  time-serving  demagogue, 
on  the  one  hand,  as  from  the  stupid  Tory  on  the  other. 
The  ideal  of  this  high  type  was,  naturally,  to  a  young 
Scotsman,  Macaulay  at  Edinburgh,  the  recollection  of  whose 
career  as  a  Representative  of  that  city  was  still  cherished 
there  both  by  literary  men  and  by  politicians.  What 
truthful  and  dignified  statement  of  his  principles  by  the 


ii  EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  19 

candidate  !  what  generous,  even  respectful,  toleration  of 
differences  by  the  constituents  !  How  the  Representative 
declined  to  bow  down  to  the  Clerical  Party,  dear  though  it 
was  to  one  powerful  section  of  his  people  ;  or  to  truckle  to 
the  Liquor  interest,  dear  though  it  was  to  another !  Here 
was  no  plausible,  supple  servility  in  the  politician,  nor  vulgar, 
exacting  despotism  on  the  part  of  the  people. 

True,  even  this  great  constituency  had  its  fit  of  popular 
folly,  and  rejected  Macaulay  upon  one  occasion,  owing  to  a 
union  of  all  the  unworthy  elements  in  the  electorate.  But 
how  nobly  did  it  atone  for  its  error !  Modern  Athens 
though  it  was — or  rather,  perhaps,  because  it  was — it 
candidly  and  openly  admitted  its  mistake,  and  returned  the 
independent  politician  the  next  time,  at  the  head  of  the  poll, 
without  his  condescending  to  address  them,  or  even  to  visit 
them,  till  after  the  poll.  There,  thought  our  youthful 
politician,  is  the  true  ideal  of  Representative  and  People. 
It  would  be  a  life  worth  living  to  be  the  spokesman  before 
the  nation  of  enlightened  principles,  thus  supported  by  a 
constituency  of  thinking  men — the  electors  honouring  you 
upon  public  grounds  for  public  service  done  for  the  nation  ; 
and  with  nothing  mean,  or  sordid,  or  tricky,  or  humbugging 
in  your  mutual  relations. 

When  the  summer  vacation  came  round  each  year, 
Frankfort  and  some  of  his  fellow-students  used  to  spend 
part  of  it  in  making  excursions  through  the  Highlands  of 
Scotland.  This  was  cheaper,  walking  with  knapsack  on 
back,  than  going  abroad  ;  and  they  maintained  that  the 
scenery  was  as  fine  as  could  be  found  in  Europe,  while  it 
had  the  advantage  of  being  identified  with  facts  in  their  own 
history  and  associations  from  their  own  literature  that  made 
it  more  interesting  to  them  than  any  foreign  scenes  could  be. 
Thus  at  least  they  philosophically  liked  what  they  could  get. 
With  their  homely  tastes,  and  after  the  hard  work  of  the 
year,  they  enjoyed,  with  a  relish  that  the  mere  pleasure- 
hunter  knows  not  of,  the  simpler  kinds  of  recreation.  The 
mere  release  from  labour,  rest  after  toil,  gave  a  sensation  of 
delight,  especially  to  them,  in  the  buoyant  time  of  youth, 
that  it  is  the  special,  secret  privilege  of  the  true  working- 
man,  with  brains  or  hands,  to  enjoy.  Some  of  them 


20  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

afterwards  rose  to  high  positions  in  life  ;  but  they  never  felt 
the  freshness  of  pleasure  that  they  experienced  in  these 
cheap  but  well-earned  excursions. 

They  generally  had  in  their  party  some  man  from  one  of 
the  sister  Universities  of  England  or  Ireland.  No  one  was 
a  more  welcome  companion  than  Myles  Dillon,  one  of  the 
most  promising  of  the  medical  students  of  the  sister  institu- 
tion of  Ireland,  Trinity  College,  Dublin.  He  was  a  clever, 
all-round  man  too.  And  they  liked  him  not  only  for  his 
intelligence  and  humour,  but  for  his  easy  good-nature,  which 
had  more  depth  and  greater  sincerity  in  it  than  falls  to  the 
lot  of  that  quality  sometimes  in  your  good-natured  man. 
His  companions  used  jocularly  to  question  whether  the  true 
family  name  was  Dillon  or  O'Dillon. 

'  Tell  us  how  you  lost  the  "  O,"  Myles.  It  shows  that  a 
family  is  descended  from  the  ancient  kings  of  Ireland,  does 
it  not?  What  about  the  "  O,"  Dillon?  How  did  you 
lose  it  ? ' 

Irishmen  relish  a  joke  under  all  circumstances,  and  never 
more  than  when  (under  their  own  guidance)  it  is  played  off 
against  themselves.  They  are  so  polite  a  people  that  they 
revel  with  more  genuine  enjoyment  in  jokes  at  their  own 
cost  than  even  in  those  at  the  expense  of  others.  So  Myles 
would  explain  to  them,  in  his  rich  Milesian  accents,  toned 
down,  however,  by  the  use  of  Greek,  Latin,  English,  and 
other  foreign  languages,  how  he  became  plain  Dillon.  He 
said  that  his  family  were  really  descended  from  Royalty  in 
Ireland  ;  only  that  an  excessively  ambitious  grandfather  of 
his,  examining  into  the  family  tree,  as  they  were  aware  only 
Irishmen  could  do,  came  to  the  conclusion  that  the  true 
family  name  was  '  The  O'Dillon,'  as  coming  from  the  senior 
stock  ;  which  title  he  accordingly  assumed.  But  this  so 
vexed  his,  Myles  Dillon's,  father,  who  did  not  believe  a  word 
of  it,  and  who  was  a  very  conscientious  man  about  titles, 
that  he  dropped  the  prefix  altogether  and  became  plain 
Dillon.  When  this,  certainly  rather  lame,  explanation  was 
received  with  a  general  shout  of  derision,  Myles  would 
quietly  continue,  and,  allowing  that  there  was  considerable 
ground  for  their  tone  of  incredulity,  would  frankly  admit 
that  the  enemies  of  the  family  gave  another  explanation  of 


n  EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  21 

the  change  of  name :  namely,  the  unhappy  close  of  life  of 
one  of  his  ancestors,  owing  to  the  prevalence  in  Munster  at 
that  time  of  sheep-stealing,  and  the  injurious  consequences 
that  attached  to  the  practice.  Ever  since  the  unhappy  close 
of  the  life  of  this  forefather  of  his,  enemies  of  the  family  had 
represented  that  they  had  changed  the  name  by  dropping 
the  '  O.' 

'  You  have  it  right  this  time,  Myles.  You  Irish  are  a 
fair  people,  after  all  !  '  Frankfort  exclaimed,  amidst  a 
general  laugh,  which  Myles  himself  led  off.  But,  Dillon  or 
O'Dillon,  and  whatever  was  the  real  fate  of  his  great-grand- 
father, the  young  Irishman  was  liked  and  respected  for  his 
own  sake.  He  has  his  own  career  to  make ;  and  every 
intelligent,  sympathetic  man  influences  the  lives  of  others. 
So  we  will  let  him  play  his  own  part  in  our  story. 

It  was  one  of  the  unwritten  laws  of  the  little  party,  upon 
their  walks,  that  special  topics  connected  with  the  several 
professions  they  were  working  towards  should  be  avoided, 
and  the  conversation  directed  mainly  to  literature,  public 
affairs,  or  such  subjects  as  concerned  them  all  equally.  We 
have  said  that  the  debates  of  boys  are  interesting  from  their 
sincerity.  So  is  their  conversation.  It  is  so  natural, 
reflecting  the  fresh,  true  ideas  of  each,  as  native  disposition 
or  fortuitous  circumstances  have  for  the  present  shaped  their 
opinions  or  fancies  ;  they  are  so  real  to  them,  and  embraced 
with  such  pure  enthusiasm.  It  is  a  comforting  doctrine, 
and,  we  must  hope,  a  sound  one,  that  men  are  improved  by 
the  discipline  of  life.  But  we  cannot  truly  say  that  they 
are  made  more  disinterested,  or  more  capable  of  generous 
emotions  by  age.  No  ;  if  we  would  have  lofty  ideals  of 
life,  we  must  listen  to  young  men  such  as  our  party  of 
College  lads,  as  they  argue  together  and  proclaim  inspiriting 
ideas,  all  the  world  seeming  as  wholesome  and  bright  to 
them  as  the  summer  scene  that  lies  before  them  in  their 
walk.  Different  tones  of  thought  were  there,  liberal  and 
conservative,  as  they  are  technically  termed,  or  cautious  and 
progressive,  as  we  may  say  ;  but  all  were  genuine,  all  came 
fresh  and  true  from  nature.  It  was  this  that  gave  the  charm 
to  these  outspoken  declarations  of  young,  intelligent  minds, 
not  yet  biassed  by  the  prudential  reasons  that  modify  so 


22  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

much,  consciously  or  unconsciously,  the  opinions  of  men. 
You  may  talk  of  the  noctes  coenaeque  deorum,  but  these 
morning  walks  left  also  grand  memories  and  recollections 
fondly  cherished  by  these  young  men  in  after  life. 

Politics  naturally  came  frequently  to  the  front  in  their 
discussions,  and  especially  the  striking  careers  of  Gladstone  and 
Disraeli.  The  indomitable  Hebrew  had,  about  the  time  of 
our  story,  touched  the  highest  point  in  his  career,  having 
returned  from  Berlin,  bringing  '  peace  with  honour.'  Different 
dispositions  of  intellect  marked  some  of  the  youths  as  the 
admirers  of  one  hero  and  some  of  the  other  ;  but  the  won- 
derful career  of  each  was  admitted  by  all.  They  had  many 
keen  arguments  concerning  their  respective  heroes.  Frank- 
fort, as  a  senior  college  man  (having  now  only  to  pass  his 
Degree  Examination),  and  one  who  made  no  secret  of  his 
political  aspirations,  took  a  prominent  part  in  these  wayside 
debates.  The  news  arrived  one  day  that  Benjamin  Disraeli 
had  been  created  Earl  of  Beaconsfield,  and  this  quickly 
raised  the  wayside  controversy  as  to  his  real  merits  and  what 
would  be  his  true  position  in  history.  Those  who  were 
Conservative  in  their  disposition,  of  the  little  party,  lauded 
him  as  a  real  genius,  who  honoured  the  peerage  by  agreeing 
to  enter  it,  and  even  reflected  credit  on  Burke  by  assuming 
the  title  of  Beaconsfield.  Frankfort,  on  the  other  hand, 
maintained  that  no  man  had  done  more  to  lower  politics  as 
a  sphere  for  a  worthy  ambition.  His  great  ability  and 
indomitable  perseverance  had  enabled  him  to  carry  to  the 
highest  success  an  avowed  policy  of  achieving  personal  dis- 
tinction by  whatever  means  seemed  most  likely  to  command 
success,  irrespective  of  questions  of  principle  or  personal 
convictions.  He  embraced  the  cause  of  Protection  and  of 
the  Nobility  because  they  were  necessary  to  his  advance- 
ment ;  while  in  his  heart  he  despised  them,  and  he  almost 
admitted  that  he  did. 

'  It's  easy  for  you  to  fire  away  in  that  style  ! '  exclaimed 
Chadwick,  the  leader  of  the  Conservative  wing  of  the  party  ; 
'  but  you  should  be  able  to  prove  what  you  say.  Prove  that 
he  disbelieved  in  the  principles  and  despised  the  men.' 

'  I  show  that  he  disbelieved  in  the  principles,'  Frankfort 
promptly  answered,  '  by  the  fact  that  when  in  power  he 


ii  EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  23 

always  carried  out  the  contrary  principles  ;  and  as  to  despis- 
ing these  men,  only  look  at  how  he  writes  about  them  in  his 
novels.  Read  his  account  of  the  Duke  of  Brentham  in 
Lothair.  "  Every  day,  when  he  looked  into  the  glass  and 
gave  the  last  touch  to  his  consummate  toilette,  he  offered  his 
grateful  thanks  to  Providence  that  his  family  were  not 
unworthy  of  him."  Just  fancy  talking  that  way  of  a  human 
being !  I've  never  forgotten  the  sentence.  It's  like  taking 
off  your  hat  to  a  man  in  mockery  and  slapping  him  in  the 
face  at  the  same  time.' 

'  Ah,  never  mind,  you  are  too  simple,  Ed.  Fairlie,  to 
understand  how  novels  are  touched  up.  He  stuck  to  the 
Aristocracy,  all  the  same.' 

'  Not  he.  He  was  willing  to  join  John  Bright,  only  that 
John  would  not  have  him.  After  denouncing  extensions  of 
the  suffrage,  he  forced  on  the  adoption  of  household  suffrage, 
in  order  to  dish  Gladstone.  I  grant  you  he  has  succeeded. 
As  he  said  in  Vivian  Grey,  he  regards  the  world  as  his 
oyster,  and  he  opened  it  right  enough.' 

'  It's  all  very  well,  my  noble  idealogist,  for  you  to  fly 
away  with  these  lofty  views,'  answered  Chadwick,  who  had 
made  more  than  one  eloquent  oration  at  the  College  Debating 
Society  in  honour  of  Disraeli.  '  But  in  what  is  Disraeli 
different  from  Gladstone,  your  king  of  men  ?  Gladstone 
joined  the  Liberals  late  in  life,  as  he  says — in  the  'sixties. 
Would  he  have  done  so  in  the  'twenties,  when  they  seemed 
doomed  to  perpetual  opposition  ?  Would  he  have  proposed 
the  abolition  of  the  Irish  Church  as  a  matter  of  principle  if 
men  were  against  it,  and  if  he  did  not  know  that  it  was  the 
only  way  to  get  Disraeli  out  ?  Would  he  have  faced  un- 
popularity for  it  ?  No,  you  don't  believe  it,  Frankfort  ;  nor 
does  any  one  else.' 

'  But  I  do  believe  it,'  eagerly  interposed  the  other. 
'  Every  step  that  Gladstone  took  he  felt  at  the  time  to  be 
the  right  one  to  take  then.  Of  course,  it  might  not  be  so  a 
century  before.' 

'  Ah,  there's  just  where  it  is.  I  don't  deny  that  Gladstone 
persuaded  himself  that  certain  things  were  right  to  do  ;  but 
why  ?  Because  they  were  the  successful  thing  to  do.  That's 
his  way.  Not  to  do  them  was  to  sink  into  insignificance, 


24  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

and  that's  intolerable  to  men  of  great  powers  and  great 
ambition,  like  both  Gladstone  and  Disraeli.  Oh,  I'm  liberal 
to  your  man  ;  why  can't  you,  with  all  your  liberalism,  be  fair 
to  mine  ?  Of  course,  Disraeli  did  not  insist,  as  you  would, 
on  carrying  out  his  own  fancies.  He  took  what  came  to  hand 
from  the  public — what  they  wanted.  So  did  Gladstone.' 

'  Say  what  you  please,'  answered  Frankfort,  '  it  is  a  bad 
thing  when  a  nation  worships  an  avowed  opportunist.' 

Myles  Dillon  had  kept  his  peace  so  far  during  the  argu- 
ment ;  but  not  for  want  of  interest  in  it,  for  he  took  great 
interest  in  politics,  which  he  found  a  pleasant  relief  from  the 
tension  of  the  special  studies  of  his  profession. 

'  Well,  you  boys,  ye  make  me  laugh,  you  do,'  he  at  last 
broke  out,  'throwing  things  this  way  mutually  at  two  of  the 
greatest  men  of  our  time.  Between  you,  what  the  two  of 
you  say  is  that  Disraeli  was  an  opportunist,  as  you  call  it, 
and  that  he  knew  it  and  said  it ;  and  that  Gladstone  was  an 
opportunist,  and  knew  it,  and  didn't  say  it.  Talking  of 
politicians  and  their  inner  convictions,  what  have  their  inner 
convictions  got  to  do  with  it  ?  How  is  the  King's  Govern- 
ment to  be  carried  on  ?  as  my  great  countryman,  the  Duke 
of  Wellington,  remarked.  Is  it  by  every  Parliament  man 
saying,  "I  must  do  as  I  like"?  No,  by  Jupiter!  it  is  by 
doing  as  other  people  like." 

'  But  do  you  seriously  say,  Myles,'  asked  Frankfort, 
'  that  the  statesman  is  to  have  no  principles  or  opinions  of 
his  own  at  all  ? ' 

'  Stay,  now.  I'm  not  much  in  the  business  myself.  In 
our  profession  we  mend  the  heads  that  you  get  broken  in 
expressing  your  convictions  at  the  hustings  and  the  elections. 
But  what  your  politician  wants  is  what  has  been  beautifully 
called  "  the  presentiment  of  the  dawn."  That's  just  it.  When 
he  feels  it  coming,  he  does  not  worry  himself  about  what  he 
thinks  of  it ;  he  strikes  up  for  it  right  off,  and  crows  away. 
He  does  not  care  to  negative  the  dawn  of  day.' 

'  Then  you  make  the  statesman  a  barn-door  fowl,  whose 
mission  is  to  wait  quietly  blinking  for  the  dawn  and  then  when 
it  rises  to  crow  away  as  if  he  caused  it ! '  exclaimed  Frankfort. 

'  Well,  you  may  illustrate  it  in  that  homely  way  if  it 
suits  you.  But  you  have  not  grasped  the  whole  idea  yet, 


ii  EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  25 

Ed.  Fairlie.  He's  to  be  very  and  particularly  careful  not  to 
begin  crowing,  like  some  cocks,  upon  a  false  alarm  of  the 
dawn.  That's  where  the  skill  comes  in.  You  must  be 
neither  too  early  nor  too  late.  If  you  wait  till  the  sun  is 
shining,  why  you  are  out  of  it.  If  you  make  a  fuss  too  soon, 
while  it  is  still  and  dark,  you're  voted  a  nuisance  all  round. 
The  true  politician  has  to  be  on  the  look-out  in  the  right 
quarter,  and  ready  to  call  aloud  at  the  right  time.  My  noble 
friend  Frankfort  here  seems  to  go  rather  further  and  say  that 
he's  to  regulate  the  rising  of  the  sun  a  bit  to  his  own  fancy.' 

'  You  know  that's  nonsense.  What  I  maintain  is  that 
no  man,  statesman  or  other  man,  should  say  what  he  does 
not  think  because  other  people  want  him  to,  and  because  he 
can  make  his  own  fortune  by  it.' 

'  Very  fine  for  you,  Mr.  Frankfort.  But  what  is  the  use 
of  his  saying  what  the  other  people  don't  think  ?  If  the 
Politician  is  to  think  so  much  of  his  feelings,  perhaps  the 
people  may  think  of  theirs,  too.' 

'  I  only  say  he  should  act  the  part  of  an  honest  man.' 

'  What !  and  of  a  Politician  too  ? '  said  Myles,  who 
enjoyed  putting  things  rather  strongly  in  argument  to  his 
enthusiastic  friend. 

'  Certainly  ;  and  I  say  more — that  the  Politician,  of  all 
men,  ought  to  be  the  honest  man.' 

'  Long  live  they  so  ! '  said  Myles  Dillon  ;  '  personally  I 
have  no  objection.  Indeed  I  would  be  glad  if  you  would 
introduce  me,  Edward  Fairlie,  to  some  of  your,  of  all  men, 
honest  politicians.' 

By  this  time  they  had  reached  the  inn  where  they  were 
to  rest  for  the  night.  It  was  situated  on  the  side  of  one  of 
the  Lochs  of  Scotland,  where  the  solemn  scenery  produces  a 
sense  of  elevation  in  the  man  who  is  capable  of  experiencing 
emotion  in  the  presence  of  the  grand  aspects  of  Nature. 

The  mountain  shadows  on  her  breast 
Were  neither  broken  nor  at  rest ; 
In  bright  uncertainty  they  lie 
Like  future  joys  to  fancy's  eye. 

Is  it  by  mere  chance,  is  it  not  by  the  design  of  Provi- 
dence, that  the  scenes  of  Nature  are  thus  adapted  to 


26  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP,  n 

delight,  and  even  ennoble,  men's  feelings,  so  that  we  are 
entranced  by  the  beautiful  lines  of  a  landscape,  or  look  with 
emotion  on  the  glories  of  a  golden  sunset  ?  As  they  sat 
enjoying  the  prospect,  while  the  evening  meal  was  being 
prepared,  Frankfort  felt  the  spell  of  the  scene.  He  musingly 
looked  forth  upon  the  hills  and  the  heather  and  the  still 
waters  below  that  reflected  them,  and  broke  out,  reverting 
to  their  discussion — 

'  Oh,  you  need  never  tell  me  that  self-seeking  and 
cunning  to  catch  the  crowd,  and  watching  the  right  moment 
to  say  and  unsay — that  this  is  to  be  the  statesmanship  of 
the  future.  Right  for  right's  sake,  duty  unrewarded  rather 
than  charlatanism  successful,  to  leave  your  mark  on  your 
time,  though  you  may  be  wounded  in  the  struggle,  this  ever 
was,  and  ever  will  be,  the  line  of  the  true  statesman.  It  just 
comes  to  my  mind  what  our  hero,  Wallace,  said,  as  he  looked 
upon  such  a  scene  as  this  :  "  Oh,  who  would  not  die  for  such 
a  country  !  "  So  say  I,' 

'  And  I  congratulate  you  on  your  noble  sentiments, 
Edward  Fairlie  Frankfort ! '  exclaimed  Dillon,  '  and  your 
having  them  so  strong  in  ye.  I  hope  ye'll  be  able  to  keep 
them.  Your  harp  sounds  beautiful  tunes — if  ye  have  such 
things  as  harps  in  Scotland  still — but  it's  rather  a  harp  in 
the  air,  as  that  lovely  song  has  it.' 

'  Very  good  for  sarcasm,  especially  as  it  is  Irish,  Myles,' 
said  Frankfort.  '  But  I  can  tell  you  that  if  I  ever  do  get 
into  politics ' 

'  No,  let  me  tell  you.  If  you  ever  do,  as  you  say  (and 
I  hope  you  may,  since  you  are  so  disposed),  you  will  pretty 
soon  find  out  that  what  is  required  of  you  in  our  time  is  not 
to  die  for  your  country,  but  to  live  for  your  constituency.' 

'  Only  another  of  your  ambiguous  jokes  ! '  exclaimed 
Frankfort.  '  Explain  yourself.' 

'  And  that  I  will  to  my  own  entire  satisfaction/  said 
Dillon,  as  they  went  in  to  their  frugal  tea. 


CHAPTER    III 

FROM    THE    OLD    WORLD    TO    THE    NEW 

EDWARD  FAIRLIE  FRANKFORT  in  due  time  went  up  for  the 
examination  that  was  to  decide  among  the  candidates  for  the 
Lectureship  on  Sociology  and  Political  Ecomony — and  failed. 
But  he  was  a  good  second.  His  successful  competitor, 
though  he  had  a  less  original,  had  a  more  receptive  mind, 
and  a  more  closely  accurate  memory,  and  was  also  rather 
more  exact  in  his  mental  methods.  Our  readers  must  not 
from  this  failure  draw  an  unfavourable  conclusion  as  to 
Frankfort's  ability.  College  examinations  test  mental  forces 
that  may  exist  together  with  those  qualities  that  give  men 
success  and  power  in  active  life,  but  which  are  also  often 
found  apart  from  any  such  qualities.  They  may  sometimes 
reward  conditions  of  mind  and  character  that  rather  impede 
the  achievement  of  great  practical  results  in  everyday  life. 
Certainly  some  of  the  greatest  men  of  action  were  poor 
scholars,  and  not  only  so,  but  lovers  of  colleges  cannot  con- 
template with  pleasure  the  number  of  men  of  intellectual 
power  who  failed  to  attain  eminence  at  universities.  Bacon, 
Milton,  Swift,  Dryden,  Gibbon,  Adam  Smith,  Scott,  Gold- 
smith, Byron  were  among  the  failures.  Ben  Jonson's  account 
of  Shakespeare  was  that  he  had  small  Latin  and  less  Greek. 
As  for  the  value  of  learning  in  politics,  according  to 
Macaulay,  who  had  political  experience  as  well  as  literary 
knowledge,  a  man  in  Parliament  may  speak  on  even 
knotty  questions  of  trade  and  legislation,  draw  forth  loud 
plaudits,  and  sit  down  with  the  credit  of  having  made  an 
excellent  speech,  '  without  reading  ten  pages  or  thinking  ten 
minutes.' 

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28  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Nevertheless  the  blow  was  a  serious  one  to  Frankfort, 
though  the  fact  that  he  was  a  good  second  mitigated  its 
force.  The  thesis  that  he  sent  in  was  mentioned  as  showing 
special  merit,  and  the  examiners  gave  him  a  highly  favour- 
able certificate  of  his  general  ability  in  the  prescribed  subjects. 
Still,  he  had  lost  the  lectureship,  and  the  modest  salary 
attached  to  it  was  what  he  had  looked  forward  to  to  keep 
him  above  want  as  he  worked  forward  towards  the  profession 
of  the  law,  in  which  his  uncle  had  prophesied  that  he  would 
become  Lord  Justice-General.  Mr.  Fairlie  had  said  nothing 
about  discontinuing  the  small  allowance  which  he  had  for 
some  years  past  given  him  ;  but  Frankfort  felt  that  it  would 
be  impossible  with  self-respect  to  go  on  living  upon  it,  now 
that  he  had  finished  his  University  course  and  was  free  to 
work  for  his  bread  as  best  he  could. 

His  father's  farm  was  not  proving  a  success.  The  small 
profits  that  generally  attend  the  precarious  business  of  farm- 
ing— and  in  all  countries  it  is  precarious — were  becoming 
smaller  still.  Proud  our  youth  would  have  been  if  by  any 
labour,  however  exacting  or  depressing,  he  could  keep 
himself  independently,  and  possibly  be  able  to  help  his 
family  too. 

He  mentioned  in  one  of  his  letters  to  Myles  Dillon  his 
anxiety  to  get  some  literary  employment  which  would  help 
him  while  he  was  fighting  his  way  to  the  profession  of  the 
law,  or  to  some  other  opening  in  life.  His  friend  wrote 
back  to  him  that  if  he  did  not  mind  expatriating  himself 
from  Scotland,  and  if  he  could  command  a  sharp  pen,  and 
boast  a  receptive  mind,  there  was  an  opening  for  him  or 
some  other  man  on  the  staff  of  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer^ 
one  of  the  most  flourishing  newspapers  in  the  Irish  capital. 
The  editor,  Brass  Finucane,  was  his  particular  friend,  and  he 
was  certain  would  give  Frankfort  a  trial.  Negotiations  were 
soon  opened,  and  before  long  our  student  was  enrolled  as 
one  of  the  outside  contributors  to  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer. 
He  found  in  that  portion  of  the  public,  for  whose  instruction 
and  amusement  Mr.  Brass  Finucane  laboured,  some  pecu- 
liarities. The  population  was  broadly  divided  as  Protestant 
and  Catholic,  and  there  was  the  well-established,  from  time 
immemorial,  orthodox  state  of  pious  war  between  them. 


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But  strong  as  was  the  sense  of  hostility  between  them,  it 
was  torpid  compared  with  the  lively  hatred  that  existed 
between  the  True  Blue  Evangelical  Protestants  and  an  active 
Puseyite  branch  of  the  Church  of  England  that  had  lately 
been  making  headway  in  several  parts  of  the  country  among 
the  followers  of  that  Church.  The  Lofty  Standard  Bearer 
was  the  organ  of  the  True  Blues,  while  the  Church  Sentinel 
was  the  champion  of  the  Puseyites. 

The  editor  agreed  to  give  our  youth  a  temporary  en- 
gagement, and  he  was  soon  busy  writing  articles,  some  on 
controversial  topics  and  others  on  literary  and  social  subjects, 
which  were  more  to  his  taste.  When  he  saw  the  earlier  efforts 
of  his  pen  in  print,  circulating  through  the  town,  sold  over 
the  counters,  read  in  the  restaurants,  he  thought  that  he  had 
at  least  achieved  one  great  object  of  his  ambition  —  the 
means  of  an  independent  living.  So  he  wrote  to  his  uncle, 
with  whom,  in  Excelsior,  he  had  regularly  corresponded, 
thanking  him,  in  the  terms  of  affectionate  warmth  that 
grateful  and  generous  youth  is  apt  to  express  itself  in,  for 
his  past  kindness,  and  informing  him  that  his  engagement 
with  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer  would  enable  him  to  live  in 
the  future  by  his  own  exertions.  At  the  same  time  he  men- 
tioned his  failure  to  secure  the  lectureship,  but  explained  the 
high  place  in  the  list  of  candidates  that  he  had  secured,  and 
he  enclosed  with  his  letter  copies  of  the  testimonials  that  the 
examiners  had  given  him  ;  as  he  was  anxious  that  his  uncle 
should  see  that  his  assistance  to  the  nephew's  education  had 
not  been  altogether  in  vain. 

Hope,  the  merciful  heritage  of  youth,  sustained  him,  as 
he  settled  down  to  live  by  his  pen,  while  he  at  the  same 
time  worked  steadily  at  his  legal  studies.  He  had  in 
some  degree  the  pen  of  a  ready  writer,  and  Mr.  Brass 
Finucane,  the  editor  of  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer,  after 
a  while  placed  him  on  his  list  of  contributors,  and  generally 
took  from  him  two  or  three  articles  each  week  upon  social  or 
literary,  and  occasionally  on  controversial,  subjects. 

Every  important  newspaper  has  some  special  mission — 
some  purpose  that  may  be  regarded  as  the  final  cause  of 
its  existence  from  a  newspaper  point  of  view.  The  final 
cause  of  the  existence  of  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer  was  to 


30  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

maintain  the  sound  principles  of  True  Blue  Protestantism, 
according  to  Knox  and  Calvin,  and  especially  to  denounce 
'Whity- Brown  Popery/  as  the  tenets  of  Puseyism  were 
styled  by  it,  and,  above  all,  to  expose  the  Church  Sentinel, 
the  Jesuitical  organ  of  the  sham  Protestants.  Mr.  Brass 
Finucane,  the  editor,  was  not  Irish  by  birth,  but  he  had 
become  so  by  long  residence,  and  he  threw  all  the  fervour  of 
his  adopted  country  into  the  views  which  he,  or  at  least  his 
paper,  held  and  expressed.  He  was  not  dissatisfied  with 
Frankfort's  work  for  a  beginner,  and  hoped  that  he  would 
prove  useful  when  he  had  become  more  acclimatised  and 
had  caught  the  proper  tone  for  the  paper. 

For  success  in  the  work,  a  tone  of  sectarian  exclusive- 
ness  and  partisan  vehemence  was  required.  The  practised 
eye  of  the  editor  soon  observed  that  it  was  just  here  that 
Frankfort  was  lacking,  and  one  day  he  good-naturedly 
gave  him  a  note  of  warning. 

'  Your  work  now  is  not  like  your  college  work,  you 
observe.  We  are  not  seeking  after  truth  merely  here.  We 
have  to  write  what  is  wanted,  and  when  it  is  wanted,  and  in 
the  way  that  it  is  wanted — to  order,  in  fact,  a  leetle  bit,  you 
see.'  He  added,  with  a  self-satisfied,  chuckling  laugh, '  People, 
after  all,  must  get  what  they  want.  It  must  be  according  to 
order  whether  it  is  to  eat,  to  wear,  or  to  read — or  to  laugh 
at  ; — the  public  taste  varies  a  bit  too.'  '  Certainly,  sir,  I'll 
do  my  best  to  write  what  the  public  require.  I  suppose 
we  are  allowed  a  certain  amount  of  conscience,  sir/  said 
Frankfort  with  a  smile,  encouraged  by  the  kind  manner  of 
the  editor.  'A  certain  amount  of  conscience?  Any  amount 
of  it,  my  friend  ! '  Mr.  Finucane  exclaimed,  looking  up  with 
some  surprise,  and  then  adding  in  a  quiet  undertone  and  with 
his  self-satisfied  laugh,  '  Any  amount — that  you  can  afford 
to  keep.  Like  other  good  things,  it  is  apt  to  be  limited  by 
your  means.  In  fact/  he  added,  throwing  himself  back  in  his 
chair  and  looking  up  straight  at  his  youthful  contributor, 
'  the  truth  is  that  in  public  affairs  neither  side  want  one  of 
their  team  to  pose  as  an  umpire.  The  game  wants  a  man 
who  can  give  the  ball  a  good  kick,  and  jostle  the  other  fellow 

down.  If  you  are  not  ready  for  that,  why '  and  the 

editor  waved  his  hand  to  tell  the  rest. 


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So  long  as  Frankfort  was  employed  on  general  and  non- 
party  topics  he  got  on  famously.  His  papers  were  bright 
and  clever,  and  above  all,  what  editors  sigh  for,  fresh.  It 
was  hard  work  for  small  pay,  but  he  had,  beyond  the  money 
reward,  the  glowing  though  secret  satisfaction  of  seeing  in 
veritable  print  his  own  ideas  expressed  in  his  own  words, 
and  of  reflecting  how  perhaps  thousands  all  over  the  kingdom 
were  feeding  mentally  on  the  productions  of  his  brain.  In 
times  of  mental  failure,  when  his  ideas  halted,  and  in  times 
of  despondency,  when  his  hopeful,  generous  view  of  men  and 
things  was  damped,  he  still  derived  consolation  in  his  work 
from  the  consciousness  of  the  power  of  the  writer,  of  the  all- 
reaching  scope  of  the  pen,  especially  when  it  was  the 
champion  of  truth.  You  sit  in  an  obscure  room — yourself 
unknown — and  frame  ideas  into  speech,  and  a  machine  works, 
and  lo !  the  next  morning  your  ideas  penetrate  into  ten 
thousand  homes  and  challenge  the  attention  of  all  men. 
What  a  power !  thought  Frankfort,  and  with  all  power  is 
there  not  a  proportionate  responsibility  in  its  use  ? 

This  latter  consideration  he  found  to  rather  hamper  him 
in  his  efforts  to  fill  first  himself  and  then  his  article  with  the 
needful  fervour  and  indignation  against  the  enemy  that  the 
partisan  and  clerical  topics  which  now  and  then  were  con- 
fided to  him  required,  if  he  was  to  supply  the  necessary  and 
stimulating  mental  food  that  the  readers  of  the  Lofty  Standard 
Bearer  desired.  But  he  tried  his  best  to  adapt  himself  to 
the  work  ;  for  he  was  all  the  while  uneasily  conscious  of  the 
threatening  shadow  of  want  in  the  background.  If  his 
writing  stopped  his  bread  stopped  too.  He  often  thought 
of  the  old  lines,  '  Those  who  live  to  please,  must  please  to 
live,'  with  some  bitterness. 

It  is  an  ancient  observation  that  nature,  though  often 
hidden,  and  sometimes  overcome,  is  hard  to  extinguish. 
This  is  especially  true  of  writers  who  are  not  mere  pen- 
drivers  and  who  can  make  some  claim  to  individuality  and 
genius  ;  for  what  is  genius,  however  humble,  if  it  be  not 
genuine  ?  Frankfort  felt  this  early  in  his  career  as  a  writer. 
When  the  Puseyite  party  acted  absurdly,  and  were  really  in 
the  wrong,  then  his  articles  exposing  them  were  clear  and 
incisive.  If,  however,  it  was  some  cant  cry  against  them 


32  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

that  he  had  in  hand,  his  papers  wanted  force  and  sting  ; 
though,  as  Finucane  remarked  to  him,  it  was  just  then  that 
vigorous  writing  was  needed.  Any  one  could  write  strongly 
if  the  facts  were  strongly  with  him.  Then,  when  at  times 
left  to  his  own  devices,  he  made  absolute  mistakes.  Once, 
not  having  any  book  to  review  for  the  passing  week,  he  sent 
in  for  the  Saturday's  literary  column  a  paper  on  'The  Use 
and  the  Danger  of  National  Prejudice.'  He  wrote  it  care- 
fully, and  with  considerable  satisfaction  to  himself,  and  was 
therefore  the  more  surprised  when  he  looked  in  the  Saturday 
issue  to  find  it  left  out.  In  its  place  there  was  a  pungent 
paper  on  the  narrow-minded  and  indeed  unchristian  attitude 
of  the  Church  of  Rome  towards  the  Italian  Society  for  the 
Prevention  of  Cruelty  to  Animals.  The  clerical  organ 
published  in  Rome  was  denounced  in  scathing  terms  for 
sneering  at  the  circular  lately  issued  by  the  Minister  of 
the  Interior  to  the  Mayors,  which  expressed  approval  and 
asked  assistance  for  the  society's  humane  efforts.  The  writer 
had  evidently,  thought  Frankfort,  either  a  great  love  of 
animals  or  a  great  hatred  of  Rome. 

When  he  called  at  the  office  the  editor  accosted  him  in 
a  not  unkind  tone.  '  Very  good  paper  that  of  yours  :  plenty 
of  work  in  it,  and  for  the  matter  of  that,  of  wisdom  too  ;  but 
not  suited.  You  see  we  are  a  people  full  of  prejudices  our- 
selves, and  we  only  stand  a  sermon  on  the  Sunday.' 

But  he  continued  to  take  Frankfort's  papers,  and  might 
have  done  so  for  an  indefinite  time,  with  occasional  jars, 
were  it  not  for  an  unfortunate  mishap  that  brought  matters 
to  a  crisis.  It  happened  thus. 

One  Saturday  afternoon  Frankfort  went  to  the  office  to 
see  if  the  editor  had  left  any  commission  for  him,  and  learned 
that  he  had  gone  for  a  day  to  the  country,  leaving  a  note  for 
him  that  was  marked  '  immediate.'  Frankfort  opened  and 
read  : 

Lofty  Standard  Bearer, 
12th  May  18 — 

Dear  Frankfort — I  have  to  hurry  off  to  the  country — the  wife 
not  very  well — and  cannot  get  to  the  office  till  Monday  morning.  I 
want  an  article  for  the  Monday  on  the  Annual  Puseyite  Church 
Conference  that  was  opened  yesterday.  Show  them  up ;  give  it  to 


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them  hot  —  rake  fore  and  aft  —  '  Priests  and  Palaver,'  '  Papacy 
and  Water,'  'Catholicism  in  Calfskin,'  'Bishops  and  Bunkum,' 
'  Lawn  and  Liturgy '  in  place  of  '  Broadcloth  and  the  Bible,'  '  the 
cunning  without  the  cleverness,  the  superstition  without  the  prestige 
of  Rome,' — something  in  that  way  just  to  put  the  subject  pungently 
before  the  public.  Of  course  you  won't  forget  our  friend  the 
Sentinel — 'the  soiled  and  warped  winding-sheet  of  a  mummified 
Church,'  '  the  sinister  mouthpiece  of  an  organised  hypocrisy ' ;  a  few 
simple  words  to  that  effect,  just  to  close  up,  you  know — much  in  a 
lively  winding-up.  You'll  have  the  '  Sabbath '  to  work  it  up. — 
Faithfully  yours,  BRASS  FINUCANE. 

Frankfort  was  rather  perplexed  by  this  note.  He  was 
pleased  with  the  growing  confidence  shown  in  him  ;  but  was 
disappointed  in  the  subject,  and  embarrassed  by  the  consider- 
ation that  for  the  life  of  him  he  could  not  see  why  the 
Puseyites  should  not  meet  to  have  their  say,  and  even  to 
sound  their  trumpet  a  little,  unmolested.  But  the  com- 
mission was  so  important  that  he  dare  not  stay  to  raise 
scruples  about  it.  There  could  be  no  doubt  that  the 
editor's  note  accurately  described  the  thoughts,  or  rather 
the  instincts,  of  the  subscribers  to  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer 
upon  the  subject.  Something  in  the  direction  that  he  had 
indicated  was  no  doubt  required  in  order  to  soothe  their 
Christian  feelings,  which  had  been  much  irritated  by  the 
Puseyite  demonstration.  So  that  evening  he  read  carefully 
all  the  reports  of  the  enemy's  meeting,  taking  note  as  he 
went  along  of  the  weak  points  and  unfavourable  aspects  of 
the  demonstration.  He  thus  worked  himself  up  into  a  state  of 
some  indignation,  though  all  the  time  he  could  not  help  an 
uneasy  consciousness,  which  kept  grating  upon  him,  that  the 
True  Blues  comported  themselves  at  their  annual  gathering 
in  a  manner  just  as  unreasonable,  and  more  intolerant. 
Having  collected  all  the  materials  for  a  full  article,  he 
resolved  to  sleep  upon  it  and  to  pen  a  vigorous  deliverance 
the  next  morning. 

As  it  turned  out,  this  was  an  unfortunate  resolve.  The 
Sabbath  day  dawned  a  glorious  morning,  and  after  his  break- 
fast, before  sitting  down  to  write,  he  rested  a  while  at  the 
open  window,  looking  out  upon  the  still  scene  of  the  city's 
day  of  rest.  The  sun  shone  brightly  and  warmly  upon  the 
quiet  of  the  streets  ;  the  very  housetops  looked  less  dreary  in 

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34  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  glorious  light.  Family  groups  passed  by,  each  going  to 
worship  God  according  to  their  own  custom,  in  their  own 
House  of  Prayer  ;  the  aged,  that  soon,  truly,  must  for  them- 
selves explore  the  inexorable  mystery,  and  the  young,  still 
full  of  life,  all  borne  along  together  by  that  instinct  of  our 
nature  that  reaches  out  towards  the  Unseen — towards  a 
Beyond  and  towards  a  Hereafter.  And  those  bells,  those 
speaking  bells,  what  a  spell  they  cast  around,  calling  men  to 
pray  to  God,  sounding  through  the  silent  air  their  moving 
melody,  answering  to  emotions  deep  in  the  heart  of  man  but 
hard  to  express  in  mortal  language !  And  those  spires 
of  many  churches,  all  pointing  alike  to  Heaven — that 
silent  Heaven,  apparently  mute  and  irresponsive  to  the 
entreaties  of  men  ;  but  not  really  so,  else  whence  the 
influence  that  was  drawing  these  crowds  to  worship  and 
find  comfort  in  the  living  God  ?  And  was  the  favour  of 
Heaven  to  descend  upon  only  one  of  those  up -pointing 
spires,  and  curses  upon  all  the  rest?  And  were  we  to  be 
less  merciful  to  one  another  than  our  Creator  was  to  us  all  ? 
In  this  way  did  Frankfort  muse  as  he  looked  out  upon  the 
church-going  people. 

As  he  turned  from  the  window  to  his  desk,  he  certainly 
felt  that  his  survey  of  the  city  on  this  Sabbath  morn,  brief 
though  it  was,  had  not  improved  his  tone  for  writing  the 
article  that  Brass  Finucane  wanted.  However,  he  resolved 
to  do  his  best,  and  that,  in  this  case,  was  his  fiercest.  He 
wrote  away  and  denounced  the  too  common  intolerance  of 
priesthoods,  using  up  some  of  the  editor's  phrases,  only 
softening  them  a  little.  He  did  not  deny  the  right  of  any 
Church  or  sect  to  have  what  gatherings  or  celebrations  it 
pleased,  only  they  should  conduct  them  sensibly.  He 
analysed  and  exposed  the  weakness  of  some  of  the  speeches, 
so  as  to  make  out  a  strong  case  against  the  Puseyites,  while 
at  the  same  time  he  admitted  that  a  necessary  result  of  free 
discussion  was  that  much  that  was  foolish  must  be  spoken. 
It  so  happened  that  before  finishing  his  task,  he  turned 
to  look  out  again  on  the  bright  sunshine,  and  the  church 
spires  pointing  upwards  to  the  peaceful  sky.  As  he  did  so, 
the  noble  sentiment  of  Anaxagoras  occurred  to  him,  and  going 
back  to  his  table,  he  wound  up  his  article  (quite  forgetting  all 


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about  the  editor's  hint  concerning  the  Sentinel]  by  saying 
that  the  effect  of  this  hostile  din  of  sects  upon  the  wise  man 
was,  when  asked  which  he  belonged  to,  to  make  him,  like 
Anaxagoras,  raise  his  eyes  aloft  and  point  to  the  heavens. 

He  thought  this  rather  good,  and  read  his  article  in  the 
Lofty  Standard  Bearer  on  Monday  morning  with  much  com- 
placency. He  went  to  the  office  early,  as  he  expected  that 
the  editor  might  have  some  further  commission  for  him  that 
would  perhaps  demand  prompt  attention.  He  found  that 
Brass  Finucane  had  just  returned  from  his  short  visit  to  his 
ailing  wife.  As  he  stepped  into  the  dingy -looking  room 
where  the  thunderbolts  were  generated,  the  editor  (much 
worried  by  private  troubles  and  public  cares)  broke  out — 
'  This  won't  do !  I  never  got  such  a  turn  in  my  life  as  when 
I  opened  the  paper  in  the  train  this  morning.  I  heard  some 
muttering  going  on  between  two  gentlemen  opposite  about 
something  in  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer,  and  sure  enough  I 
soon  saw  the  cause.  Why,  if  you  had  altered  a  few  sentences 
it  would  have  done  for  the  Sentinel — not  a  single  good  slash 
at  them.  It  won't  do — it's  no  use.' 

Poor  Frankfort  was  astounded.  It  now  rushed  in  upon 
him  that  he  had  rather  forgotten  the  trade  aspect  of  the 
subject.  But  he  tried  to  defend  himself,  however,  in  rather 
a  confused  way,  for  he  was  borne  down  by  the  wrath  of  the 
editor  and  its  probable  consequences. 

'  Well,  sir,  I  confess  I  am  taken  quite  aback.  Surely 
I  attacked  them  on  many  points  ;  but  I  could  not  deny  their 
right  to  meet  and  celebrate  their  anniversary.' 

'  Not  if  you  were  writing  on  their  side.  But  you're 
writing  for  our  subscribers.  We'll  lose  them  all  in  a  month 
at  that  rate.  If  it  was  not  for  the  sick  wife  I'd  have  waited 
and  done  it  myself,  or  got  Gubbins,  who  has  no  fads — I  wish 
I  had.' 

Here  the  noise  of  footsteps  and  talking  outside  made  an 
interruption,  and  with  a  gentle  tap  at  the  door  and  a  mild 
push  to  open  it,  in  walked  the  Rev.  Samuel  Croft,  of  the 
Church  of  England,  the  editor  of  the  Sentinel — a  quiet- 
looking  and  quiet-spoken  person,  but  with  very  red  hair  and 
very  thin  and  compressed  lips  nevertheless.  He  was  called 
the  '  Rev. '  rather  for  business  purposes,  as  he  had  never 


36  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

been  ordained  a  priest,  and  had  only  done  duty  for  a  short 
time  as  a  deacon.  He  was  dressed  in  a  compromise  suit  of 
dark  but  not  quite  black  cloth,  with  a  band  round  his  neck 
instead  of  a  secular  stand-up  collar  ;  and  the  coat  was  of  the 
short  cut-away  kind  that  has  a  decided  strain  of  the  secular, 
not  to  say  sporting,  element  in  it.  Though  he  looked  so  calm, 
almost  so  meek,  in  outward  appearance,  he  was  quite  a  Red 
Indian  with  his  pen  :  he  scalped  the  person  who  was  the 
enemy  for  the  time  being,  and  in  performing  the  operation 
he  was  troubled  by  no  conscientious  scruples  such  as  had 
weakened  the  force  of  poor  Frankfort's  article.  His  custom 
was  to  depict  the  True  Blue  party  and  their  organ,  the  Lofty 
Standard  Bearer,  in  terms  that  were  always  fierce,  and 
sometimes  seemed  to  be  seasoned  with  positive  spite.  He 
felt  much  the  same  pleasure  in  good  round  invective  that  a 
surgeon  does  in  a  slashing  operation  ;  and  when  he  had  in 
his  leader  characterised  the  proceedings  and  speeches  at  some 
True  Blue  gathering  as  '  civic  malevolence  reduced  to  a 
system,  based,  to  be  sure,  on  mercenary  principles,  but  also 
largely  leavened  by  the  inherent  and  prescriptive  rancour  of 
a  decaying  party,'  he  would  compress  his  thin  lips  with  satis- 
faction and  relax  them  again  into  a  quiet  smile.  But  it  was 
all  in  the  way  of  business,  and  what  he  claimed  for  himself 
he  fully  conceded  to  his  official  opponent,  the  editor  of  the 
Lofty  Standard  Bearer.  Personally  he  and  Brass  Finucane 
were  the  best  of  friends  in  private,  and  in  fact  they  often 
used  to  meet  of  a  Saturday  to  have  a  quiet  evening  together, 
and,  forgetting  their  wordy  contests,  to  enjoy  the  company 
of  a  few  literary  friends. 

From  the  sensible  tone  of  the  article  Croft  saw  at  once 
that  something  had  gone  wrong  on  the  staff  of  his  friend,  and 
he  resolved  to  make  an  early  call,  partly  to  inquire  for  the  wife, 
who  had  so  often  hospitably  entertained  him,  and  partly  to 
discuss  a  reduction  on  the  postage  of  newspapers  that  they 
were  trying  to  get  the  Post  Office  authorities  to  adopt ;  but 
also,  undoubtedly,  with  a  view  of  learning  the  particulars  of 
the  disaster  in  the  leading  columns. 

'  Glad  to  see  you,  Croft — I  wanted  to  have  a  chat  with 
you  about  that  postage  matter.'  Finucane  spoke  as  cheer- 
fully as  he  could  at  the  moment,  though  he  was  not  able  to 


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clear  away  the  look  of  vexation  cast  over  his  countenance  by 
the  business  that  he  had  in  hand  just  before.  Croft  moved 
softly  toward  the  table,  rubbing  his  hands  together  in  an 
involved  manner,  looking  at  his  brother  editor  and  glancing 
at  Frankfort. 

'  Ah  yes,  just  looked  in  as  I  was  passing.  How  is  my 
dear  Mrs.  Finucane  ;  not  worse,  I  hope — you  look  a 
little- 

'  Oh  no, — good  account.  Better  and  better  ;  up  soon, 
I  hope/ 

'  Ah  well,  I'm  really  pleased ;  good  news,  almost  as 
pleased  as  with  that  admirable  leader  of  yours  this  morning 
on  our  great  Talkee  Talkee — so  fair.'  He  went  on  rubbing 
his  hands  still  gently  together,  something  that  he  meant  for 
a  smile  stealing  over  his  face,  glancing  round  at  Frankfort  so 
as  to  avoid  looking  directly  at  his  brother  editor,  who  he 
knew  must  be  dangerously  near  the  point  of  explosion. 
'  Admirable,  indeed  ;  so  impartial — just  the  sort  of  thing  that 
your  intelligent  readers  want.  I'd  like  to ' 

'  Here  now,  that'll  do,  Croft ;  we  know  you  never  get 
in  a  passion — you  couldn't  if  you  tried — but  I  can't  stand 
pressure  above  a  certain  point.  Sit  down  there — sit  down. 
Mind  ye  of  the  story  for  little  boys,  how  Rothschild  made 
his  money  by  minding  his  own ' 

' business — oh  certainly,'  the  rev.  gentleman  broke 

in — '  certainly  ;  but  this  is  my  business,  Mr.  Finucane.  I  want 
to  know  where  I  can  find  this  just  man  ;  his  conscientious 
tone  is  native-born  for  the  Sentinel ;  in  fact,  he  could  write 
for  us  both  ;  capital  idea — answer  himself/  and  he  laughed 
with  the  self-satisfied  laugh  of  superiority  at  the  picture 
which  he  had  drawn,  as  he  took  a  chair  and  sat  down  in 
a  circumspect  manner. 

Frankfort  felt  that  his  position  was  getting  decidedly 
warm,  as  children  say  in  their  games,  and  that  the  sooner 
he  was  out  of  the  way  the  better  ;  so,  with  as  composed  a 
good-bye  to  his  chief  as  he  could  muster,  and  having  got  a 
growl  in  response,  he  hurried  back  to  his  lodgings. 

He  felt  that  shock  which  young  people  experience  when 
they  first  meet  the  real  troubles  of  life.  It  was  not  alone 
the  particular  failure  that  oppressed  him,  serious  though  that 


38  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

was  and  unexpected  the  blow — it  was  the  chasm  that  it 
seemed  to  reveal  between  the  aspirations  which  he  had  been 
educated  up  to  at  college  and  the  actual  requirements  of  the 
workaday  world.  Brass  Finucane  told  him  when  they  met 
later  in  the  day  that  there  would  be  no  use  in  trying  to  go 
on.  He  did  not  speak  harshly,  but  said  that  he  could  not 
risk  his  circulation  by  a  style  of  writing  that  might  instruct 
people,  but  which  at  the  same  time  tacitly  rebuked  them, 
and  in  no  way  satisfied  their  natural  party  feelings  and 
antipathies.  Perhaps  in  'pure  literature'  he  might  do 
better,  but  as  for  public  writing,  it  must  be  suited  to  public 
taste. 

We  cannot  deny  to  Frankfort  some  sympathy.  At  the 
University  he  had  been  taught  to  seek  truth  before  all  things, 
to  reason  justly,  to  form  and  to  cherish  noble  ideals  of  life 
and  of  man's  duty  in  life.  His  first  contact  with  the  world 
seemed  to  him  to  reveal  a  widely  different  standard  from  that 
which  he  had  been  taught  to  look  up  to.  Was  then  know- 
ledge, eloquence,  intellect  (the  ray  from  God  Himself)  to  be 
only  of  use  for  the  dirty  work  of  ministering  to  senseless  and 
vulgar  prejudices  that  the  leaders  themselves  laughed  at  in 
private  ?  And  what  became  of  the  ambition  which  the 
college  lectures  upon  the  great  men  of  history  roused  in 
enthusiastic  young  natures  to  devote  one's  life  to  the  service 
of  mankind  ? 

But  whatever  may  have  been  Frankfort's  scruples,  or 
whatever  his  inspirations,  the  question  now  before  him  was 
how  he  could  live.  His  father's  farm  was  not  doing  well. 
The  conditions  of  farming  were  not  improving,  owing  to 
the  enormous  development  of  food  imports  ;  and  there  were 
even  fears  that  the  farm  would  have  to  go  out  of  cultivation 
and,  like  many  others,  return  to  the  condition  of  grass  land. 
He  made  vigorous  efforts  to  get  literary  work  from  the 
newspapers  and  the  humbler  class  of  periodicals,  and  he  did 
get  some  ;  but  the  income  from  it  was  so  small  that  he 
could  barely  live  upon  it,  and  he  had  nothing  over  for  the 
expenses  of  continuing  his  legal  training.  This  was  a 
depressing  blow ;  for,  however  pinched  he  had  been,  he 
had  the  support  of  hope  so  long  as  he  was  working  towards 
his  admission  to  the  profession  of  the  law.  If  he  could  only 


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gain  this,  a  career  was  opened  to  him  ;  and  why  should  he 
not  ultimately  even  be  Lord  Justice-General,  as  his  uncle  had 
said?  This  hope  had  sustained  him  in  many  struggles,  but  now 
the  prospect  of  ever  reaching  the  profession  was  getting  fainter 
and  fainter.  With  all  his  poverty,  he  was  desperately  proud, 
and  as  he  got  his  ninepenny  dinner  at  the  restaurant  in  a 
back  street,  he  felt  that  he  would  rather  have  gone  without 
it  than  confess  his  poverty  to  any  man — not  even  to  his  kind 
uncle  in  Excelsior.  So  he  suffered  in  silence  from  that 
shock  which  so  many  young  men,  addressed  in  universities 
as  ingenuo  magnaeque  spei,  experience  when  they  find  how 
different  are  the  conditions  of  real  life  from  those  that  they 
have  dreamed  of  in  the  academic  shades. 

As  often  happens  to  men  who  are  blessed  or  cursed  with 
an  impressionable  nature,  health  began  to  give  way  as  the 
spirits  failed.  O  gold  !  gold  !  thou  visible  god  or  yellow 
slave,  let  us  not  undervalue  thee !  If  our  poor  youth 
could  have  got  from  somewhere,  in  some  way  (as  at  times 
happens  in  fiction),  only  a  small  heap  of  golden  coins  each 
year,  his  heart  would  have  been  light,  his  eye  bright,  his 
energies  vigorous.  With  this  valiant  Mars  he  could  have 
fought  the  world  ;  success  and  fame  might  have  been  his  :  he 
might  have  been  heard  in  the  Mother  of  Parliaments,  or  have 
added  renown  to  the  Bench  of  his  native  land.  As  it  was, 
he  was  paralysed  by  want,  haunted  by  anxiety.  Each 
morning,  as  he  lifted  his  head  from  his  pillow,  he  felt  as  if 
he  were  rising  into  a  cloud  of  trials,  dangers,  difficulties,  and 
mortifications. 

His  uncle  had  delayed  for  a  while  answering  the  letter  in 
which  Frankfort  had  announced  his  failure  to  secure  the 
lectureship ;  but  his  reply  arrived  not  long  after  the  unlucky 
article  had  appeared  in  the  Lofty  Standard  Bearer,  and  it 
found  his  nephew  more  ready  to  fall  in  with  a  proposal  that 
it  contained  than  he  would  have  been  a  year  ago,  after  he 
had  left  college,  flushed  with  an  academic  career  that,  despite 
his  last  failure,  had  been  on  the  whole  striking  and  success- 
ful. His  short  experience  had  been  sufficient  to  dis- 
illusionise in  him  the  sanguine  hope  of  the  college  student 
that  he  may  find  the  obstacles  of  life  as  easy  to  grapple  with 
as  the  difficulties  of  the  class-room.  Mr.  Fairlie  expressed 


40  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

regret  that  he  had  not  succeeded  in  getting  the  lectureship  ; 
but  remarked  upon  the  good  position  that  he  got  as  second, 
and  the  high  testimonials  he  had  obtained  as  to  his  general 
standing  in  the  University.  He  exhorted  him  if  possible  to 
make  good  his  career  in  the  old  land  ;  but  said  that,  if  this 
appeared  to  be  too  doubtful  a  chance,  there  was  a  very  fair 
opening  now  for  just  such  a  man  as  he  was  in  Excelsior. 
The  William  Dorland  University  was  in  want  of  a  Professor 
in  Sociology  and  Political  Economy,  and  he  had  little  doubt 
that  he  could,  with  the  influence  which  he  possessed  with  his 
old  friend  the  Honourable  William  Dorland,  and  with  the  aid 
of  the  testimonials  from  the  home  University,  secure  it  for 
him.  Mr.  Dorland,  who  was  the  Silver  King  of  Excelsior, 
was  the  principal  founder  of  the  University,  and  his  influence 
would  decide  the  appointment.  There  was  a  good  salary 
attached  to  the  position,  and  the  holder  of  this  Chair  was 
allowed,  upon  obtaining  the  sanction  of  the  Board  of  Over- 
seers, to  become  a  candidate  for  election  to  the  Parliament 
of  the  Province.  Mr.  Dorland,  his  uncle  wrote,  was  a  very 
progressive  man,  and  he  had  always  maintained  that  it  was 
not  only  the  right  but  the  duty  of  learned  men  to  make  their 
learning  available  and  useful  in  practical  affairs. 

This  was  certainly  a  tempting  offer  to  Frankfort,  and  it 
appeared  the  more  favourable  to  him  in  his  present  depressed 
state.  Then  the  founder  of  the  University  appeared  to  be 
a  man  of  such  enlightened  views  —  not  only  giving  his 
substance,  his  silver,  to  establish  the  institution,  but  laying 
down  the  noble  principle  that  seats  of  learning  should  shed 
their  light  upon  public  life,  and  not  merely  bask  themselves 
selfishly  in  the  sunshine  of  knowledge.  He  appeared  to  wish 
to  revive  what  in  past  times  had  been  the  custom  of  some 
Universities,  to  allow  its  authorities  to  take  part  in  State 
affairs  ;  and,  without  fully  working  out  the  details  of  how  this 
would  operate,  it  seemed  to  Frankfort  that  the  need  for  some 
such  development  in  our  times  was  all  the  greater  since  the 
political  world  was  coming  to  be  governed  by  numbers  and 
the  general  intelligence  instead  of  by  wealth  and  privilege. 
Then  the  salary  appeared  to  him,  in  his  straitened  circum- 
stances, to  be  quite  a  large  income,  and,  joined  to  what  he 
could  make  by  his  pen  in  the  new  land,  would  enable  him  to 


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help  his  family,  and  also  do  what  he  had  much  at  heart  to 
do — begin,  at  least,  to  pay  back  to  his  kind  relative  in 
Excelsior  the  money  he  had  advanced  for  him.  It  was,  to 
be  sure,  a  tempting  offer. 

But  exile  was  a  sad  thing  too.  All  the  early  dreams  of 
ambition — the  hope  of  distinction  in  his  native  land — perhaps 
leaving  a  great  name — speaking  to  the  world — all  gone  for 
ever,  and  his  career  to  be  worked  out  among  a  handful  of 
people  in  a  strange  far-away  land  !  While  his  mind  was  thus 
being  swayed  to  and  fro  between  the  advantages  of  comfort- 
able exile  and  the  grand  but  perhaps  delusive  prospects  of  a 
home  career,  it  so  happened  that  one  of  the  weekly  papers 
sent  him  for  review  a  new  edition  of  Thomas  Arnold's  Life 
and  Correspondence.  It  was  a  labour  of  love  to  him  to  read 
and  digest  the  letters  of  the  great  schoolmaster,  they  were 
marked  by  so  much  originality  and  breathed  such  a  spirit 
of  sincerity  and  truth.  He  was  struck  by  a  passage  in  one 
letter  from  the  Master  of  Rugby  to  the  Rev.  J.  Tucker,  in 
which  Arnold  expresses  a  hope  that  some  day  he  might 
be  able  to  emigrate  to  Swan  River,  '  if  they  will  make  me 
schoolmaster  there,  and  lay  my  bones  in  the  land  of  kangaroos 
and  opossums.  .  .  .  My  notion  is  that  no  missionarising  is 
half  so  beneficial  as  to  try  to  pour  sound  and  healthy  blood 
into  a  young  civilised  community  ;  to  make  one  colony,  if 
possible,  like  the  ancient  colonies,  or  like  New  England — a 
living  sucker  from  the  mother  country,  bearing  the  same 
blossoms  and  the  same  fruit.'  It  was  the  practice  of  the 
hero,  General  Gordon,  when  he  was  doubtful  about  what 
course  he  should  adopt  in  any  crisis,  to  open  the  Bible  at 
random  and  take  the  direction,  or  apparent  direction,  of  the 
first  verse  that  his  eye  fell  upon.  It  would  not  be  correct 
to  say  that  our  youth,  though  he  was  of  an  impressionable 
nature,  was  susceptible  to  such  fatalistic  methods  ;  but  he 
certainly  was  struck  with  this  passage.  It  put  what  he  had 
to  himself  styled  as  '  exile '  in  a  new  light,  at  least  to  a  man 
of  high  purpose.  Might  he  not  better  satisfy  his  ambition, 
and  also  be  more  useful  to  the  world,  going  out  to  the  new 
land  than  if  he  stayed  at  home  ? 

And  the  Province  of  Excelsior,  then  in  the  flush  of 
early  prosperity,  was  attracting  to  its  shores  many  of  the 


42  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

enterprising  youth  of  the  old  land.  There  was  a  great  open- 
ing for  well-qualified  young  men  in  the  professions.  The 
Hospital  at  Miranda,  the  capital  of  the  Province,  had  sent 
home  for  promising  men  to  fill  vacancies  in  its  staff,  and 
Myles  Dillon  had  some  thoughts  of  applying  for  the  position 
of  Resident  Surgeon.  He  intended  to  have  a  talk  with  his 
friend  Frankfort  some  time  about  it ;  though  he  was  not  very 
eager  regarding  it,  and  was  in  no  hurry  to  make  up  his  mind. 
But  the  next  time  they  met  to  spend  the  evening  together  at 
Frankfort's  lodgings,  the  two  friends  found  that  they  had 
mutual  speculations  about  their  prospects  to  indulge  in. 
They  had  contemplated  a  walking  tour  by  themselves  in 
the  summer  to  the  Lakes  of  Killarney,  and  Dillon  came 
in,  intending  to  arrange  for  it ;  but  the  observant  eye 
of  the  young  surgeon  could  not  but  notice  the  altered  and 
worried  appearance  of  his  friend,  which  partly  arose  from  the 
conflict  within  him  in  making  up  his  mind  to  face  exile. 

'  What,  a  bit  off,  are  ye  ?  Not  off  our  trip,  I  hope, 
though?'  he  exclaimed,  as,  struck  by  his  friend's  serious  look, 
he  seized  him  by  the  wrist  and,  physician-like,  began  to  feel 
his  pulse. 

'  Well,'  said  Frankfort,  not  even  smiling,  but  looking 
desperately  grave,  '  I  almost  think  that  I  am  in  for  a  longer 
trip  than  any  we  have  taken  yet.' 

'Oh,  come  now,  you  are  not  so  bad  as  all  that.  I 
know  all  about  it.  You  are  just  a  bit  run  down  ;  I  can  set 
you  up  directly.  So  many  decimal  points  of  strychnine 
three  times  a  day,  generous  diet,  pleasant  walking  tour, 
complete  rest  from  worry,  and  a  few  other  simple  things — 
that'll  screw  you  up  quick.' 

'  Good  advice,  Myles,  I  know.  But  I'm  really  thinking 
of  going  out  to  Excelsior.  Uncle  Fairlie  thinks  that  I  can 
get  the  appointment  of  Professor  in  the  famous  William 
Dorland  University  there,  founded  by  one  of  the  most 
enlightened  men  in  the  Province.  The  salary  would  set  me 
up  ;  I  could  pay  off  the  uncle,  assist  the  family — everything. 
But  then  of  course  I  must  give  up  all  ambition — bury  my 
life  in  the  antipodes.' 

'  Why,  that's  strange,'  said  Myles  ;  '  I  had  some  slight 
idea  of  going  there  myself 


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'  No,  but  I  am  serious,  Myles.  What  I  have  told  you 
is  fact.' 

'  So  is  what  I'm  saying,  too,'  answered  Myles,  looking 
grave  in  his  turn.  '  I  was  going  to  have  a  talk  about  it 
some  time  when  I  have  nothing  better  to  do.  They  have 
sent  home  for  a  promising  surgeon  of  the  new  school  for  the 
City  Hospital  of  Miranda,  and  my  old  master,  Dunleavy  of 
our  College  of  Surgeons,  thinks  he  can  get  it  for  me.  He 
advises  me  to  take  it,  as  I  can  make  a  fortune  there, 
and  it's  so  hard  to  get  people  to  kill  here,  owing  to  the 
competition.' 

'  Well,  that  is  good  news,  Myles,'  said  Frankfort,  really 
pleased.  He  felt  that  exile  would  not  be  half  so  dreary  if 
he  had  his  friend  with  him.  '  And  you  would  make  a  big 
name  in  a  young  country,  that  will  in  time  grow  to  be  a 
great  land.  Just  let  me  give  you  this  sentence  from  one  of 
Arnold's  letters — I  am  working  at  a  review  of  them '  ;  and 
he  read  the  extract  with  emphasis. 

1  Yes,  that's  all  very  good,  Edward  Fairlie,  but  what  at 
present  I'm  thinking  of  are  the  salary,  allowances,  perquisites, 
quarters,  rights,  and  privileges  generally  of  the  Chief  Resident 
Surgeon  of  the  City  Hospital  of  Miranda,  the  great  capital 
of  the  still  greater  Province  of  Excelsior.  If  they  turn  out 
correct,  then  it's  for  me  to  make  up  my  mind.  To  go  or 
not  to  go,  that's  the  question,  as  Shakespeare  says.' 

'  The  idea  of  being  banished  to  the  antipodes  does  not 
frighten  you  then,  Myles  ?  ' 

'  Antipodes  ?  why,  that  is  only  calling  names.  It 
depends  upon  which  end  of  the  orange  you  are  stand- 
ing on.' 

'  And  you  don't  mind  losing  the  chance  of  being  Surgeon- 
General  to  the  Lord-Lieutenant,  or  whatever  you  call  it  here?' 
said  Frankfort ;  for  he  was  curious  to  know  if  Dillon,  whose 
common -sense  he  respected,  felt  the  pangs  of  blighted 
ambition  in  the  same  way  that  he  did  himself. 

'  Well,  well,'  said  Myles,  '  it's  just  how  ye  look  at  it. 
Better  be  the  first  man  in  a  village  than  the  second  man  in 
Rome — classical  authority.  Then,  if  ye  wish  to  go  on  the 
high  -  level  rails,  why,  there's  the  old  world  worn  out — day 
over,  sun  setting — new  one  rising,  life  before  it;  the  people 


44  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

there  first,  the  ancestors  of  the  future,  looked  back  to  with 
reverence,  noble  forefathers,  wisdom  of  ancestors  ;  here  one 
among  thirty- six  millions  of  degenerate  descendants,  there 
one  among  the  few  thousand  parens  patriae,  et  cetera,  et 
cetera.' 

'  Now  there  is  something  in  that,  Dillon — to  grow  with 
the  growth  of  a  young  land,  to  expand  your  sphere  of 
useful ' 

'  And  then,'  interrupted  Myles,  '  if  you  don't  like  the 
place,  leave  it.  We're  young — the  world  is  wide.  No 
engagement  with  the  antipodes  for  better  or  worse.  Quite 
the  new  style  with  me — union  liable  to  be  dissolved,  on 
notice  given,  with  or  without  mutual  consent.' 

'  Ah  well,  for  all  your  way  of  talking,  Myles,  if  you  do 
go,  I  know  you'll  do  honest  work  there  and  show  them  all  a 
high  standard  in  the  profession.' 

'  Certainly,  my  boy,1  said  Dillon,  '  as  soon  as  I  am 
well  off.' 

Frankfort  now  busied  himself  with  getting  all  the  in- 
formation he  could  about  the  William  Dorland  University 
in  Excelsior,  and  the  Chair  of  Sociology,  which  he  felt  was 
as  good  as  offered  to  him  ;  and  in  inquiring  into  the  con- 
ditions, social  and  industrial,  of  the  new  land. 

Chadwick,  his  old  college  friend,  wrote  asking  him  and 
Dillon  to  join  the  walking  party  in  Scotland  that  year.  But, 
even  had  he  the  leisure,  he  did  not  feel  sufficiently  light- 
hearted  for  an  excursion  with  the  old  companions  through 
the  glens  and  over  the  hills  where  they  had  often  conversed 
about  their  respective  ambitions  for  careers  in  the  old  land 
— that  old  land  which  he  might  soon  be  leaving  for  many  a 
long  year,  perhaps  for  ever.  Dillon,  on  the  other  hand,  set 
out  on  the  tour  with  a  cheery  spirit,  and,  as  to  the  future,  a 
hopeful  heart,  determined  to  enjoy  himself  for  the  present 
any  way,  and  to  settle  finally  about  the  City  Hospital  at 
Miranda  when  he  got  back  to  the  College  of  Surgeons  in 
Stephen's  Green.  There  was  no  doubt  that  the  possible 
prospect  of  having  Myles  as  a  companion  in  the  new  land, 
joined  to  his  own  conviction  as  to  the  noble  work  that  lay 
before  a  man  in  a  young  country,  helped  to  overcome  Frank- 
fort's natural  feeling  of  repugnance  to  giving  up  his  prospects, 


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or  at  least  his  hopes,  in  his  native  land.  So,  after  some 
anxious  discussions  with  his  parents  in  the  old  home,  he  sent 
out  to  his  uncle's  care  his  application  for  the  vacant  Pro- 
fessorship, accompanied  by  several  additional  testimonials 
from  the  heads  of  his  College,  all  of  whom  willingly  assisted 
him,  while  some  made  him  sad  by  regretting  the  loss  of  the 
career  he  might  achieve  at  home.  Still,  he  knew  that  such 
expressions  were  often  but  a  polite  way  of  speeding  the 
parting  acquaintance,  and  were  sometimes  only  thought  of 
when  there  was  no  prospect  of  testing  the  polite  forecast  by 
experience.  In  due  time  a  favourable  reply  was  received, 
and  Edward  Fairlie  Frankfort  found  himself  started  in  life 
in  what  he  truly  regarded  as  the  high  career  of  a  Teacher  of 
the  truths  of  Social  Science  and  Political  Economy,  with  the 
prospect  of  being  perhaps  able  to  enforce  those  truths  after- 
wards in  public  affairs. 

It  does  not  belong  to  this  history  to  narrate  the  details 
of  the  parting  from  parents  and  home,  serious  matters  though 
these  be  to  those  whom  they  personally  affect,  and  ever 
have  been,  since  the  time  of  that  command  to  Abraham,  '  Go 
forth  from  thy  country,  from  thy  kindred,  from  thy  father's 
house,  unto  a  land  that  I  will  show  thee.' 

When  our  exile,  as  for  the  time  he  felt  himself,  arrived 
at  Miranda,  the  capital  of  the  Province  of  Excelsior,  he  was 
met  by  his  uncle,  who  brought  him  to  his  home  at  Brassville, 
to  spend  with  him  what  time  he  had  to  spare  before  begin- 
ning his  work  at  the  University  in  the  metropolis.  Brassville 
was  an  important  and  rising  town  in  a  mining  and  agri- 
cultural district,  distant  about  one  hundred  and  fifty  miles 
from  Miranda.  It  divided  the  honours  and  profits  of  that 
side  of  the  country  with  the  prosperous  Borough  of 
Leadville,  which  was  only  some  twenty  miles  distant  from 
it  on  the  one  side,  and  with  Tinville,  which  was  thirty 
miles  away  on  the  other.  The  three  towns  were  on  the 
coast  side  of  the  Great  Boulder  Dividing  Range,  on  the 
inland  slopes  of  which  were  the  vast  silver  mines  for 
which  Excelsior  was  remarkable,  and  which  played  such 
an  important  part  industrially,  and  also  politically,  in  the 
Province.  All  these  little  centres  of  population  were  pro- 
sperous and  happy  ;  almost  the  only  cause  of  unhappiness  to 


46  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

any  one  of  them  being  when  either  of  the  others  managed 
to  get  a  larger  share  of  Government  favour  in  the  shape  of 
public  works,  money  grants  to  institutions,  aids  to  local 
bodies,  assistance  to  farmers,  official  appointments,  or  other 
fruits  of  State  beneficence.  We  will  learn  more  about  these 
towns  as  our  history  goes  on.  For  the  present  we  will 
follow  the  fortunes  of  Frankfort. 

He  found  the  branch  of  the  Imperial  Bank  of  Excelsior 
at  Brassville,  of  which  his  uncle  was  Manager,  to  be  quite  a 
handsome  building.  The  people  of  Excelsior  liked  to  have 
noble  public  buildings  even  in  their  provincial  towns.  He 
was  soon  made  at  home  in  the  roomy  and  comfortable  resi- 
dence portion  of  the  building  by  the  frank  and  kind-hearted 
reception  of  Mrs.  Fairlie  and  the  easy  confidence  of  two 
young  cousins,  who  took  to  him  instinctively,  as  children  will 
do  with  easy-natured  people.  He  had  not  enjoyed  such  a 
pleasant  holiday  as  this  for  a  long  time,  and  he  felt  great 
interest  in  seeing  and  learning  daily  something  new  about 
the  country  and  the  people  who  were  now  his  fellow-citizens. 

He  called  upon  Mr.  Siree,  the  editor  of  the  Brassville 
Trumpeter,  as  being  a  brother  of  the  pen,  and  also  as  he  wished 
to  learn  something  of  the  public  affairs  of  the  land  in  which 
he  had  cast  his  lot.  Mr.  Siree  informed  him  that  the  politics 
of  Brassville  at  present  were  '  to  get  into  the  new  Loan  and 
to  get  out  the  old  Representative ' ;  who  it  seemed  was  a 
Mr.  Meeks — Ebenezer  Meeks — and  who  the  editor  declared 
had  sold  the  people  on  beer  and  robbed  them  of  water.  What 
all  this  meant  was  Greek  to  Frankfort,  and  he  listened  to  it 
with  that  polite  unconcern  with  which  one  hears  what  does 
not  concern  him,  and  which  he  never  imagines  ever  can  con- 
cern him.  For  the  present,  at  any  rate,  he  was  free  from 
care,  and  as  he  walked  down  the  main  street  of  the  town 
he  enjoyed  the  friendly  greetings  of  the  people,  many  of 
whom  had  come  to  know  him  as  a  visitor  of  some  distinction, 
being  the  new  Professor  of  Social  Science,  and  also  being  the 
nephew  of  the  popular  banker.  We  will  record  in  a  summary 
method  (after  the  manner  of  Homer  and  Milton)  the  names 
and  the  personality  of  the  distinguished  citizens  of  Brass- 
ville whom  he  met. 

First  he  encountered  Mr.  Seth  Pride,  one  of  the  joint 


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secretaries  of  the  Woman's  Temperance  League  ;  the  other 
secretary  being  Miss  Hannah  Gazelle,  the  popular  lecturer. 
Both  Miss  Gazelle  and  Mr.  Seth  Pride  were  also  active 
members  of  the  Woman's  Rights  National  League.  They 
were  walking  together.  Soon  after  he  was  warmly  greeted 
by  Mr.  Ben  Taft,  licensee  of  the  Blue  Grapes  Hotel,  and 
local  leader  of  the  public-house  party,  or,  as  he  preferred  to 
describe  himself,  of  the  National  Viticultural  interest.  Mr. 
Job  Runter,  the  president  of  the  Brassville  Young  Men's 
Association,  was  more  formal  in  his  manners  than  Mr.  Taft, 
but  he  showed  laudable  enthusiasm  for  his  cause — that  of 
the  young  men  and  their  improvement — and  was  able  to  give 
gratifying  information  as  to  the  numbers  who  sought  self- 
culture  and  innocent  amusement,  though  under  difficulties, 
in  their  wretched  wooden  makeshift  of  a  Hall.  It  only 
remained  for  the  Government  to  build  a  suitable  Hall  and 
offices  for  them.  Meeks  had  given  the  Minister  of  Works 
no  peace  about  the  matter  ;  still  it  was  delayed  upon  the 
pretence  of  want  of  money,  and  they  had  to  meet  in  the 
weather-board  structure.  Then  came  Hiram  Brick  wood,  the 
senior  guard  on  the  branch  from  Brassville  to  Great  Gorge, 
on  the  main  line,  whose  acquaintance  he  had  made  on  the 
journey  up  from  town.  Brickwood  was  going  home  for  the 
day,  having  just  brought  up  the  afternoon  train.  He  was 
the  active  leader  of  the  Brassville  committee  of  the  State 
Trams  and  Rails  Branch  of  the  Central  State  Workers' 
Association,  whose  motto  was, '  Our  rights  ;  not  others'  wrongs.' 
Nothing  Hiram  liked  better  than  to  have  a  talk  upon  public 
affairs,  but  he  was  in  a  hurry  now,  and  had  only  time  to 
mention  that  the  latest  reports  from  the  city  were  favour- 
able to  the  successful  floating  of  the  new  loan  for  National 
Reproductive  Works.  Louis  Quiggle,  the  land  agent  in  quiet 
times,  and  also,  by  general  consent,  the  most  clever  election 
agent  in  the  district,  took  a  special  interest  in  Frankfort,  as 
he  did  in  all  people  who  filled  any  public  position.  He  was 
a  cheerful,  chatty  little  man,  and  simple-minded  too,  in  a 
way,  but  full  of  experience  in  the  methods  of  agents.  He 
confided  to  Frankfort  that  a  political  revolution  was  impend- 
ing over  Brassville. 

'  What  about  ? '  vaguely  asked  Frankfort. 


48  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Beer  and  water  ! '  was  the  brief  and  emphatic  reply. 

'  Beer  and  water  ?  ' 

'  Just  so — subject  always  to  the  Loan  ;  all  comes  back 
to  the  Loan.' 

Before  he  could  go  on  to  explain  himself,  he  waved  his 
hand  gaily  to  a  reverend  gentleman  who  was  passing,  and 
exclaimed,  '  Ah,  Mr.  Keech,  let  me  introduce  you  to  a  dis- 
tinguished visitor  from  the  Continent,  Mr.  Edward  Fairlie 
Frankfort,  nephew  of  our  dear  and  respected  banker.' 

The  Rev.  Simon  Keech  was  as  popular  in  the  pulpit  at 
Brassville  as  Mr.  Fairlie  was  in  the  banking  parlour.  He 
was  a  man  in  whom  religious  feelings  mingled  with  public 
instincts.  To  all  plans  for  helping  the  poor,  however 
socialistic  their  tendency,  he  gave  the  light  of  his  counte- 
nance for  a  part  of  the  way, — and  only  withdrew  it  when 
they  went  too  far,  and  became  dangerous.  He  even 
extended  this  discrimination  to  the  Hebrew  Scriptures 
themselves  ;  for  while  he  preached  eloquent  discourses  in 
praise  of  the  vigorous  denunciations  of  rich  oppressors  which 
they  contain,  he  maintained  that  the  Jewish  institution  of  the 
Jubilee,  with  its  remission  of  debts  and  recovery  of  pro- 
perties, while  admirable  for  the  Jews  three  thousand  years 
ago,  was  unsuited  to  the  Christian  now. 

As  both  he  and  Frankfort  were  scholars,  they  readily 
found  congenial  topics  for  conversation,  and  Quiggle  left  them 
as  they  walked  away  down  the  street  together.  He  gave 
'  the  stranger  within  the  gates,'  as  he  styled  his  companion, 
much  useful  information  upon  social  topics  in  Excelsior,  and 
exhorted  him  to  lead  by  his  Sociological  teaching  '  the  people 
of  our  fair  land  right  forward  to  the  coming  social  reforma- 
tion, second  only  to  the  great  reformation  of  our  religion 
itself.' 

He  was  shaking  hands  with  Frankfort  where  their  ways 
parted,  when  he  called  out  to  some  one  who  was  passing 
rapidly  down  on  the  other  side  of  the  street — 

'  Ah,  Jacob,  how  are  you  ?  Hope  you  are  quite  well. 

Let  me  introduce '  But  the  other  person  did  not  stop. 

He  went  on  quicker  than  before,  as  he  called  out  rather 
formally — 

'  Thank  you,  sir  ;  I  am  well,  I  thank  you.' 


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All  that  Frankfort  could  recall  of  him  was  a  pair  of  very 
keen  dark  eyes,  and  a  grieved,  dissatisfied  expression  of 
countenance  as  he  looked  round. 

'  He  does  not  care  to  stay,'  observed  Frankfort.  '  Is  he 
one  of  your ' 

'  One  of  mine?  No,  he  is  a  church  to  himself,  is  Jacob 
Shumate.  Not  a  half  bad  fellow,  either.  Oh,  you  will 
know  all  about  him,  if  you  come  down  here  often.  He 
makes  himself  known  to  most  men  in  time.' 

But  if  Jacob  Shumate  was  not  disposed  to  stay  and  talk, 
he  was  the  exception  among  the  citizens  of  Brassville.  By 
the  time  that  Frankfort  had  walked  down  the  main  street 
he  had  met  representative  men  of  the  different  phases  of 
public  opinion  among  the  people.  These  seemed  all  to 
centre  round  a  few  topics  that  appeared  to  fill  the  public 
mind — the  merits  or  demerits  of  Meeks,  chiefly  the  latter, 
the  neglect  by  the  Government  of  the  public  works  of  the 
Borough,  the  need  of  public  works,  and,  above  all,  the  pro- 
spects of  the  new  Loan  and  the  Reservoir.  The  Government 
and  the  politicians  generally  were  discussed  in  a  severe 
tone,  but  still  as  belonging  to  the  people  themselves,  and 
being  part  of  their  arrangements  for  carrying  on  their  public 
business. 

Frankfort  enjoyed  these  walks  among  the  people  of  this 
prosperous  little  community,  growing  up  amidst  easy  in- 
dustrial conditions,  and  felt  that  they  had  been  useful  as 
giving  him  his  first  experience  of  the  man  in  the  street  and 
his  ideas  in  the  new  land.  So  far  he  had  not  seen  much  of 
the  upper  portions  of  the  social  pyramid,  and  in  every 
community  there  must  be  some  attempt  at  a  social 
pyramid. 

A  few  days  later  he  found  on  the  letter  tray  at  the 
Bank  a  neat  envelope,  directed  to  him,  whereon  was  a  large 
crest  of  arms,  enclosing  a  card  containing  certain  informa- 
tion which  by  the  custom  of  society  constitutes  an  invitation 
to  the  person  named  to  attend  a  festive  gathering  therein 
specified.  It  ran  thus  : 


VOL.  i  E 


50  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

THE  HON.  MRS.  LAMBORN. 

At  Home, 

Wednesday,  i^th  Jan.  18 — , 
8.30  o'clock.          Music. 

R.S.V.P.  The  Blocks. 

On  the  top  was  scratched — 

E.  F.  Frankfort,  Esq. 

'  Why,  aunt,'  he  exclaimed,  as  the  family  party  sat  down 
to  lunch, '  I've  got  an  invitation  from  some  one, — Wednesday 
next, — Mrs.  Lambkin  or  some  name  like  that.' 

'  Oh  yes,  we're  going  too.  You'll  see  all  society  there. 
Mrs.  Lamborn  is  the  head  of  society  here,'  said  Mrs.  Fairlie. 

'  Lamborn — yes,  that's  the  name — the  Honourable  Mrs. 
Lamborn.  Is  she  connected  with  a  titled  family  in  any 
way  ? — the  Honourable  ? ' 

'  Oh  dear  no,'  interposed  his  uncle,  '  she's  the  wife  of  the 
Honourable  Tom,  our  member  in  the  Senate,  the  great  land- 
owner about  here — The  Blocks,  grand  property,  got  from 
Government  in  the  early  days  for  a  song.  Since  then 
the  town  has  sprung  up  almost  in  the  middle  of  his  estates.' 

'  Quite  a  feudal  baron,'  said  Frankfort.  '  What  sort  of 
chieftain  is  he  ?  Is  he  beloved  by  his  people  ? ' 

'  Well,  as  to  that,'  said  the  Banker,  laughing,  '  one  set  of 
his  people  denounce  him  as  a  miscreant  for  owning  so  much 
land,  and  others  regard  him  as  an  aristocrat  for  the  same 
reason.' 

'  But  he  is  your  Representative,  you  say, — some  people 
must  support  him.' 

'  Yes — in  the  Senate  ;  he  always  manages  to  get 
nominated  by  the  Government  for  this  district,  and  he  is 
entitled  to  it  too.  He  is  a  fair  specimen  of  our  public  men. 
In  the  early  days  he  picked  out  the  right  country,  and  then 
he  fought  with  difficulties  like  a  man,  risked  his  life  among 
the  natives,  subdued  the  forest,  won  his  land  ..with  rifle  and 
axe.  Many  is  the  strong  team  of  bullocks  that  he  has  driven 
through  the  bogs  before  the  days  of  the  metalled  road,  and 
now  of  the  railway.' 

'  So  now  he  is  your  feudal  lord  ? '  said  Frankfort. 

'  Only  that  he  has  no  feudal  duties,  as  you  would  call 
them.  He  has  won  his  possessions,  and  in  our  days  all 


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the  baron  has  to  do  is  to  enjoy  them — and  some  people 
object  to  his  doing  that,  I  can  tell  you,'  said  the  uncle. 

'  Perhaps  they  would  not  have  fought  in  the  wilderness, 
though  ? ' 

'  Perhaps  not.  But  as  you  are  not  standing  for  Brass- 
ville  just  now,  my  boy,  you  need  not  bother  about  him. 
The  wife,  of  course,  is  charming,  and  so  will  the  music  be ; 
if  you  like  music,  it  will  be  worth  going  to.  You  want  to 
meet  people,  and  there  you  will  meet  the  people  at  the  top 
of  society — the  very  top,  the  tip -top,  in  fact,'  the  Banker 
said,  with  a  quiet  laugh. 

'  Of  course  you'll  come,'  added  Mrs.  Fairlie  — '  you'll 
come  to  take  me ;  it  is  not  every  day  that  one  has  a 
presentable  nephew  to  show  off,  just  from  the  old  country — 
that  alone  will  get  you  attention  in  the  drawing-room — and 
a  Professor  too.' 

Frankfort  needed  little  pressing  from  his  aunt  to  join 
their  party  in  going  to  The  Blocks.  The  easy  and  pleasant 
life  at  Brassville  was  a  relief  to  him  after  the  years  of 
penury  and  struggle  at  home.  He  had  not  reached,  indeed 
he  had  no  opportunity  of  getting  near,  that  stage  of  satiety 
that  some  young  men  in  our  time  seem  to  arrive  at — and  to 
arrive  at  early  in  life — when  they  cannot  take  the  trouble 
even  to  be  amused.  He  looked  forward  to  the  evening  at 
The  Blocks  with  the  pleasurable  anticipation  of  a  boy. 

When  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Fairlie  and  Frankfort  arrived  at 
Mr.  Lamborn's  mansion  they  were  received  in  what  Mrs. 
Lamborn  called  the  green  drawing-room — the  white  drawing- 
room  being  used  for  the  larger  gatherings  that  she  gave 
twice  a  year,  when  she  invited  nearly  everybody  down,  even 
to  Mr.  Woodall,  the  bookseller.  Woodall  did  not  directly 
serve  behind  the  counter,  but  it  was  known  that  he  used  to 
sort  the  new  books  in  the  back  of  the  shop  as  they  arrived, 
so  as  to  learn  enough  about  them  to  be  able  to  advise  his 
customers  what  to  read. 

The  Bank  party  was  greeted  in  a  warm  way  by  the  host, 
and  with  a  more  languid  kindness  by  the  hostess,  who  was 
dressed  in  a  very  effective  manner  and  wore  some  striking 
diamonds,  which  his  aunt  afterwards  told  Frankfort  were  a 
portion  of  those  worn  by  Mrs.  Lamborn  on  her  presentation 


52  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

at  Court  during  her  last  visit  to  England.  He  was  intro- 
duced to  a  number  of  guests,  who,  he  understood,  represented 
the  surrounding  gentry,  and  was  quickly  interested  in  social 
topics  with  the  ladies,  or  in  attempts  to  converse  with  the 
gentlemen  upon  the  public  questions  of  the  Province.  But 
in  the  new  world  a  musical  evening  is  as  little  favourable  to 
intellectual  converse  as  it  is  in  the  old,  and  whenever  Frank- 
fort was  getting  interested  in  any  topic,  and  anxious  to  follow 
it  up,  he  was  stopped  by  some  beautiful  Italian  or  German 
song,  which  unfortunately  he  lacked  the  necessary  knowledge 
of  music  to  appreciate.  Still,  he  looked  as  interested  as  he 
could,  and  at  the  end  of  each  performance  tapped  his  hands 
together  in  that  helpless  way  that  people  generally  do  in 
such  a  case,  and  muttered  something  that  was  understood  to 
be  an  expression  of  pleasure.  One  song  certainly  did  give 
him  pleasure,  a  Scotch  song  that  Miss  Lamborn,  the  daughter 
of  the  house,  sang.  It  was  so  delightful  to  him  to  hear  the 
old  familiar  air  again,  and  then  the  singer  was  herself  so 
interesting.  For  Frankfort  could  not  but  own  that  she  was 
interesting — at  least  for  a  girl. 

Mrs.  Lamborn  considered  Scotch  songs  to  be  scarcely 
good  enough  for  good  society ;  but  Miss  Lamborn  and 
Frankfort  effected  an  innovation  this  evening.  It  is,  as  all 
know,  a  hard  achievement  for  a  man  to  present  the  genuine 
appearance  of  pleasure  in  his  countenance  at  what  does  not 
in  fact  please  him ;  and  the  instinctive  perception  that 
women  often  have  into  men's  feelings  enables  them  quickly 
to  discover  all  such  false  pretences  ;  the  more  particularly  if 
there  is  a  substratum  of  mutual  sympathy,  in  regard  to  the 
matter  in  hand,  between  the  would-be  deceiver  and  the  fair 
detective. 

'  Did  you  like  the  "  Wanderer's  Nachtlied  "  ? '  Miss 
Lamborn  asked  him  ;  '  Miss  Corney  sang  it  so  well.' 

'  It  was  a  fine  song,  certainly,'  he  replied,  '  but  I  don't 
know  that  I  have  sufficient  musical  knowledge  to  fully 
appreciate  it.' 

'  Perhaps  you  would  rather  have  the  Italian  ?  It's  so 
sweet,  that  "  O  del  mio  dolce  ardor,"  when  Mrs.  Bussell 
sings  it.' 

'  Beautiful,  indeed  ;  but  the  fact  is  I   do  not  deserve  to 


in  FROM  THE  OLD   WORLD  TO  THE  NEW  53 

hear  such  high-class  productions  ;  my  musical  education  has 
not  gone  beyond  plain  Scotch  songs.' 

'  Why,  then,  you  and  I  are  agreed  about  songs,'  she  said 
simply,  '  for  I  love  Scotch  songs.' 

'Do  you  now?  I'm  so  glad — do  you  sing  yourself? 
Would  you  sing  "  Ye  Banks  and  Braes  o'  Bonnie  Boon  "  ? 
The  song  is  so  beautiful,  and  it  makes  you  think  of  the 
Doon  itself,  that  lovely  stream/ 

'  Yes,  'tis  a  pretty  air,  but  the  words  are  too  gloomy  to 
suit  my  taste.  I'm  not  full  of  care,  and  my  heart  is  not 
breaking,  and  the  more  the  birds  sing,  the  more  I  like  it. 
Why  should  we  make  ourselves  miserable  over  our  music — 
artificially,  you  know?'  she  asked  laughing.  '  But  I  love  Burns 
too,  and  I'll  sing  you  "  Evan  Banks  " — do  you  know  it  ?  ' 

4  Oh  surely  ;  I've  been  there  "  Where  Evan  mingles  with 
the  Clyde,"  and  the  old  air  "  Savourna  Delish  "  is  so  beau- 
tiful. Do  sing  it.'  And  sing  it  she  did,  with  that  natural 
sympathy  with  the  melody  which  excites,  in  a  mesmeric 
manner,  answering  feelings  in  the  hearers  ;  so  that  the 
applause  broke  out  simultaneously,  this  time  in  a  natural 
manner,  all  round  the  room,  and  the  company  not  only 
expressed  thanks,  but  felt  them.  Mrs.  Lamborn  herself  was 
really  delighted  at  the  evident  success  of  her  daughter,  and 
she  enjoyed  the  song  too,  more  than  she  had  the  German  or 
Italian  airs  ;  but  she  could  not  at  the  same  time  refrain  from 
some  depreciatory  remarks  upon  this  sudden  descent  from 
the  classical  to  the  common  in  the  evening's  harmony. 

1  But  Eilly  is  so  homely  in  her  tastes,  you  know,'  she 
said  confidentially  to  Frankfort.  To  him  the  song  was 
simply  delightful  ;  though  to  be  sure  it  excited  some  sombre 
feelings,  as  he  recalled  the  old  scenes  and  the  wide  ocean 
now  rolling  between  them  and  him. 

Supper  was  served  in  the  large  dining-room  ;  but,  large 
as  it  was,  there  was  only  room  for  the  ladies  to  sit  down 
comfortably  at  the  long  table  ;  so  the  men  stood  about,  some 
attending  to  the  ladies,  and  others  congregated  in  little 
knots  discussing  the  questions  of  the  day.  Frankfort  soon 
became  conscious  of  a  marked  divergence  in  the  tone  of 
this  conversation  from  that  which  he  had  engaged  in  in 
the  streets.  There,  while  complaints  were  made  of  politicians 


54  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

and  of  things  that  were  wrong  in  political  affairs,  all  spoke 
of  politics  as  matters  with  which  they  were  themselves 
identified,  of  which  they  were  part,  and  which  they  had  in 
their  own  hands.  If  they  censured,  they  did  so  as  a  relative 
might  complain  of  some  family  difficulty,  which  it  was  his 
affair  to  look  after  and  if  possible  set  right.  The  feeling  of 
the  street  was — if  politics  are  wrong  we  must  mend  them, 
for  they  are  part  of  ourselves.  Here,  in  the  drawing-room, 
there  seemed  to  be  taken  for  granted  a  sense  of  aloofness 
from  all  politics,  that  was  not  explicitly  declared,  but 
seemed  to  be  understood  as  a  first  principle — an  attitude  of 
orthodox  indifference  to  all  popular  creeds,  formulas,  plat- 
forms, and  projects  whatever.  The  most  important  item  of 
general  news  that  had  come  in  during  the  evening  was  that 
contained  in  alarming  telegrams  from  the  outlying  districts 
which  announced  another  outbreak  of  the  Natives  on  the 
Border,  and  stated  that,  owing  to  the  ineffective  and  bungling 
way  in  which  the  Border  Rangers  (as  the  State  local  force 
was  called)  had  tried  to  meet  them,  several  settlers  had  to 
fly  from  their  homes,  and  one  company  of  the  force  had  got 
rather  the  worst  of  it  in  a  skirmish  with  the  dusky  warriors, 
having  been  surprised  in  camp  owing  to  the  want  of  proper 
outposts  being  kept.  Frankfort  wanted  to  learn  how  such  a 
disaster  took  place,  but  he  got  much  the  same  reply  all 
round — '  What  can  you  expect  from  a  force  controlled  by 
the  politicians  ? '  Still,  with  all  this  contempt  for  politicians, 
and  for  politics  as  politics,  he  found,  rising  like  two  mountain 
peaks  even  in  this  altitude,  the  two  topics  with  which  he  had 
already  been  made  familiar  by  his  converse  with  the  people 
below — namely,  emphatic  condemnation  of  Meeks,  joined  to 
quite  a  vulgar  anxiety  about  the  proposed  Loan  and  the 
prospects  of  Brassville  in  regard  to  it. 

'  Why,  ye  see,  the  worst  about  old  Meeks,'  said  the 
Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn,  speaking  to  Frankfort  and  a  few 
others  at  the  end  of  the  room — '  the  worst  for  us,  anyway, 
is  that  he  was  not  fired  out  years  ago,  at  least  before  the 
last  Loan.' 

1 1  heard  something  of  that,'  Frankfort  replied,  '  when  I 
was  going  about  the  town  the  other  day — something  about 
Beer  and  Water — of  course  I  did  not  know  what  it  meant.' 


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'  Oh,  bother  the  Beer,  that's  the  only  popular  cry,  the 
fad  of  the  Teetotallers  ;  though  to  be  sure  it  will  help  to  get 
him  out.  But  the  thing  for  the  District  is  that  the  man's 
worked  out — he's  worked  out,  sir,'  exclaimed  the  Senator, 
lifting  up  his  eyes  upon  his  visitor  as  if  he  were  now 
imparting  to  him  something  really  worth  knowing. 

'  Getting  old,  is  he  ? '  asked  Frankfort,  so  as  to  say 
something,  as  the  whole  subject  of  Meeks  was  rather  a  bore 
as  well  as  a  mystery  to  him.  He  had  intended  to  ask  his 
uncle  about  it  on  their  way  out  to  The  Blocks,  but  it  had 
escaped  his  memory. 

'  Old,  sir  ? — why,  not  so  much  in  years,  but  he  is  worn 
out  in  influence.  Can't  work  up  votes  in  the  House — can't 
manage  things — Government  don't  care  for  him,  and  so 
when  he  asks  for  his  district  he  has  to  take  NO  for  his 
answer,  and  the  district  goes  without.' 

'Why,  if  he'd  been  worth  his  salt,  not  to  say  his  pay,' 
broke  in  Mr.  Delane,  the  leading  physician  of  the  district, 
1  he'd  have  got  us  into  the  last  Loan  two  years  ago,  and  the 
Reservoir  would  have  been  finished  by  this.' 

'  The  Reservoir  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort,  with  an  indifferent 
air. 

'  Yes,  the  grand  Reservoir  scheme  for  Brassville  — 
establish  our  industries  and  productions — pure  water  too  is 
so  essential  to  health — the  safe  drink  for  the  people.  In 
fact,  I  ought  to  oppose  the  whole  thing.'  The  Doctor 
laughed,  as  he  took  a  glass  of  water,  tempered  by  some  of 
Mr.  Lamborn's  Scotch  whisky. 

'  Then  it  depends  on  the  members'  activity  whether  a 
district  gets  these  things,  does  it  ? '  inquired  Frankfort. 

'  Of  course  it  does.  How  else  ? '  returned  our  host. 
'What's  he  for?  But  poor  Meeks  could  do  nothing — 
managed  no  votes.  Theodore  Bunker  for  Leadville,  you  see, 
as  he  could  not  get  it  for  his  district  that  turn  at  any  rate, 
of  course  worked  dead  nuts  against  the  Reservoir  at  all  for 
that  Loan  ;  so  out  we  are.' 

'  Yet  Meeks  is  not  a  bad  beggar  either.  He  begs  with 
pertinacity,  if  not  with  skill,'  remarked  Mr.  Hedger,  the 
lawyer,  who  rather  prided  himself  on  the  effective  use  of 
words,  even  out  of  court.  '  He  once  begged  a  concession 


56  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

from  the  Minister  about  some  land  for  me,  which  I  would 
not  have  begged  for  myself.  He  got  it  for  me  too.' 

'  He's  not  got  us  the  Reservoir  then,'  emphatically  re- 
torted Mr.  Lamborn.  '  And  what's  the  use  of  all  his  begging, 
if  he  does  not  back  it  up  by  joining  forces  with  others. 
Our  Premier,  old  Billy  Brereton,  I  can  tell  you,'  he  con- 
tinued, looking  at  Frankfort  as  being  entitled,  since  he  was 
a  stranger,  to  this  special  information, '  he's  been  Premier  too 
long  to  care  about  any  man  and  his  one  vote.  If  at  the 
right  time  you  come  to  him  with  half-a-dozen  safe  votes, 
then  he  sees  the  merits  of  your  claim  right  enough.' 

'  To  be  sure  you  can  speak  with  the  enemy  in  the  gate 
if  you  have  your  quiver  full,'  interposed  the  Rev.  Mr. 
Keech,  who  had  felt  at  liberty  to  come  this  evening  as  there 
was  to  be  no  dancing,  and  who  had  just  risen  from  the  table, 
where  he  had  been  emboldened  to  sit  down  with  some  ladies, 
owing  to  the  special  deference  due  to  his  sacred  calling.  He 
had  only  imperfectly  heard  Mr.  Lamborn's  last  remark  ;  but 
he  thought  it  right  to  add,  '  You  can  speak  with  the  enemy 
in  the  gate, — but  to  be  sure  you  are  not  referring  to — you 
don't  mean  to  sanction  the  political  practice  of  what  I  think 
is  called,  in  the  great  Republic,  log-rolling.' 

'  Only  to  get  our  rights,  of  course — obtain  National 
works  for  the  country/  the  Senator  replied  rather  doggedly. 
He  added,  as  if  musing  to  himself,  '  And  we'll  have  to  look 
out  sharp  for  next  election  and  next  Loan,  or  we  will  be  out 
in  the  cold  again.  What  can  I  do  in  the  Senate  ?  I  can 
neither  put  the  Government  out  nor  keep  them  in.  I'm  not 
worth  a  tank,  not  to  say  a  reservoir.' 

'  Meeks  must  go,'  emphatically  remarked  old  Thomas 
Hakes,  a  man  of  many  acres,  but  few  words. 

'  He  must  be  hustled  out  straight,'  said  the  Doctor  in 
a  demonstrative  manner.  '  Some  may  stick  to  him  for  the 
billets,  but  we  can  work  it  on  the  beer.' 

'  Yes,  Meeks  must  be  dispossessed,'  remarked  Mr.  Hedger  ; 
'  yet  he  is  not  without  adherents — friends  who  will  stand  by 
him  ;  they  don't  defend  him  straight  out,  but  their  point  is, 
how  is  he  to  live  if  you  turn  him  off?  They  will 
try  it  on  with  Hawk  Purrington  and  the  Scorcher,  as  it 
won't  go  down  with  Siree  and  the  Trumpeter.  But  I  feel  it 


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myself.  He  worked  for  me.  I  would  not  care  to  see  him 
starve.' 

'  Oh,  get  him  some  billet — something  light  on  the  rail- 
ways,— or  I'll  get  him  into  the  State  Asylum  ! '  exclaimed  the 
Doctor. 

'  Who's  to  be  put  into  the  State  Asylum,  Mr.  Frankfort  ?  ' 
asked  Mrs.  Lamborn,  as  she  passed  down  the  room  on  her 
return  to  the  drawing-room. 

'  I  understand  it  is  your  Member  of  Parliament,'  he  replied. 

'  Oh,  that  is  the  other  man,  I  think,'  remarked  the  hostess, 
laughing  in  a  gentle  and  rather  superior  manner,  '  a  brother 
legislator  of  Mr.  Lamborn.  Well,  all  I  care  for  is  that  Tom, 
or  Mr.  What's-his-name,  or  some  one  would  get  us  our  mid- 
day train  again  from  Government.  It's  so  inconvenient,'  she 
added,  lapsing  into  seriousness,  '  if  you're  going  to  a  dance 
in  town,  to  have  to  go  overnight,  or  else  get  up  at  that 
absurd  hour  in  the  morning.' 

'  They've  taken  off  the  mid-day  train  then,  have  they  ?  ' 
said  Frankfort.' 

'  Why,  of  course  they  have,'  Mrs.  Lamborn  replied,  as  if 
all  the  world  must  know  of  such  a  grievance — 'of  course 
they  have.  We  had  it  for  years,  and  then  the  Minister 
began  to  talk  about  the  great  loss  on  the  railways,  and  the 
public  revenue  deficiency,  and  made  some  absurd  calculation 
about  the  mid-day  train  from  Brassville  only  carrying  one 
passenger  and  a  half,  and  ridiculous  things  like  that,  and 
stopped  our  train.' 

Frankfort  said  that  it  must  be  unpleasant,  and  not  having 
much  more  to  say,  asked  at  what  hour  the  morning  train 
went,  as  he  accompanied  his  hostess  back  to  the  drawing- 
room. 

'  Why,  at  seven  o'clock  ;  if  you  return  to  town  by  it  you 
will  have  to  get  up  at  six  o'clock.  You  don't  like  getting 
up  at  hours  like  that,  do  you,  Mr.  Frankfort  ?  Eilly  says  that 
she  doesn't  mind  ;  but  then  she  doesn't  mind  anything.' 

'  Well,  in  fact  I've  been  used  to  getting  up  early  ;  it's  a 
habit  from  my  student  days.' 

'  No,  really  ?  '  inquired  the  Honourable  Mrs.  Lamborn  ; 
adding,  with  rather  a  languid  air,  '  I  thought  it  was  only 
people  with  uneasy  consciences  that  got  up  early,  speculators 


58  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

and  adventurers  and  politicians,  and  that  sort  of  people,  don't 
you  know.'  And  so  they  passed  on  to  the  piano,  where 
some  enthusiasts  were  already  again  enjoying  the  music, 
which  in  their  hands  had  recovered  its  classical  character  ; 
leaving  the  Senator  still  enlarging  to  his  friends  upon  the 
inutility  of  Meeks  and  the  grand  prospects  of  Brassville  from 
the  new  Loan.  Shortly  afterwards  they  all  came  back  to  the 
drawing-room,  but  some  new  element  of  dispute  seemed  to 
have  entered  into  the  discussion,  for  Mr.  Lamborn  exclaimed 
in  a  half-angry,  contemptuous  manner  as  they  entered  the 
room  : 

'  No,  sir,  there  is  no  difficulty  there  ;  the  difficulty  is 
about  getting  our  share  of  it,  with  that  Meeks,  when  it  is 
floated  ! ' 

This  was  addressed,  in  a  decisive  manner,  to  Mr.  Neal 
Nickerson,  the  headmaster  of  the  Brassville  Collegiate 
School,  who  had  a  disagreeable  way  of  saying  something 
critical  and  of  a  depreciatory  character  to  anything  that 
other  people  were  eager  about  He  had  got  so  much  into 
this  habit,  in  checking  the  exuberance  of  his  boys,  that 
at  last  it  came  quite  naturally  to  him  to  correct  in  the  same 
way  any  exaggerations  when  he  thought  that  he  discovered 
them  in  grown-up  people.  He  was  the  very  opposite  to  a 
sympathetic  person.  Just  as  the  sympathetic  person  will  say 
something  in  unison  with  your  feelings,  so  he  was  sure  to 
say  something  grating  or  disturbing  to  you.  He  was  not 
very  popular,  therefore,  in  society,  and  a  general  murmur  of 
satisfaction  drowned  some  answer  about  catching  your  hare 
first  that  he  attempted  to  make  to  the  Senator. 

'What  an  absurd  fellow  old  Nick  is,'  remarked  Mr. 
Hedger  to  the  Doctor  as  they  moved  away,  '  and  yet  you 
can't  be  angry  with  him,  he's  so  absurd.' 

'  My  dear  sir,'  answered  Delane,  who  always  assumed 
the  air  of  the  common-sense  physician,  'these  bookish  men 
always  are  absurd.' 

'  Take  care  of  that  bad  bit  of  road  just  outside  the  park 
gate,'  said  the  host  to  Mr.  Fairlie,  as  he  courteously  came 
out  to  hand  Mrs.  Fairlie  into  the  buggy. 

'  Yes,  it  is  bad,'  answered  the  Banker  ;  '  I  wonder  that  you 
don't  get  the  District  Board  to  mend  it  up  a  bit.' 


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'  Oh,  we'll  do  it  directly  we  get  a  little  help.  Five  or 
six  hundred  would  do  it  ;  we'd  find  the  rest  ourselves.  We'd 
have  had  it  long  ago  if  we  had  a  good  man  in  Parliament. 
Good-night.' 

'  Whom  are  they  to  get  this  help  from  ?  '  asked  Frankfort, 
as  they  drove  away. 

'  A  small  Government  grant,  he  means  ;  but  he  might 
have  done  it  long  ago  himself — just  opposite  his  gate,  too,' 
said  the  Banker  with  a  laugh,  '  only  we  respect  the  Govern- 
ment too  much  to  leave  them  out  of  anything.' 

'  Yet  I  suppose,'  said  Frankfort,  '  one  of  the  feudal 
barons  we  spoke  about  at  dinner  would  not  have  sent  up  to 
the  King's  Court  at  London  for  the  money.  It  was  all  the 
other  way  then.  But  I  have  noticed  much  the  same  kind  of 
feeling  about  all  your  people  that  I  have  met,  high  and  low.' 

'  What  feeling  ?  '  asked  his  uncle. 

'  Why,  politics  here  seems  to  come  back  to  its  original 
meaning,  as  we  learnt  at  College — the  business  of  looking 
after  the  affairs  of  a  city,  the  city  of  Brassville,'  answered 
Frankfort,  with  a  touch  of  the  professor  in  his  reply. 

'  Well,  you  can't  blame  us,'  said  his  uncle,  '  for  looking 
after  our  city.  If  we  don't,  who  will  ?  But  the  people  are 
often  right  upon  great  questions  too,  whenever  a  great 
question  does  come  up — there's  a  great  deal  of  latent  sense 
in  the  people — I  see  it  in  the  Bank  parlour.' 

'  Oh,  truly,'  said  Frankfort,  with  some  enthusiasm,  '  you 
are  safe  if  you  can  get  right  on  the  people.  The  danger, 
I  should  think,  would  be  of  this  localism  obscuring  their 
public  feelings  and  developing  politics  into  the  art  of  people 
looking  after  themselves.' 

'  Well,  come  forth  and  teach  us  better  things,'  said  the 
uncle. 

'  I  should  be  proud  to,'  said  the  nephew,  '  but  it  requires 
the  people  themselves  to  remedy  popular  defects.' 

As  they  drove  along  reference  was  naturally  made  to  the 
evening's  entertainment  and  the  people  whom  they  had  met. 

'  I  hope  you  liked  our  Brassville  high  life,'  said  his  aunt ; 
1  they  are  all  really  very  kind,  nice  people.' 

'  Very  pleasant  indeed,  and  quite  cordial  to  me  though  I 
was  a  stranger.' 


60  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  How  did  you  get  on  with  Mrs.  Lamborn  ?  I  saw  that 
she  talked  a  good  deal  with  you.' 

'  Ask  him,  Harriet/  interposed  Mr.  Fairlie, '  how  he  got  on 
with  Miss  Lamborn  and  the  Scotch  songs.  I  suppose  you 
thought  yourself  back  again  among  the  banks  and  braes. 
She  certainly  does  sing  sweetly.' 

'  Oh,  I  like  Miss  Lamborn  immensely,  and  the  Scotch 
songs  too,  and  Mrs.  Lamborn  was  really  very  nice.' 

'  So  she  is,'  said  Mrs.  Fairlie,  who  had  in  her  no  trace  of 
ill-nature,  but  who  nevertheless  at  times  quietly  indulged 
herself  in  a  little  refined,  almost  kindly  sarcasm — '  so  she  is. 
Some  call  her  affected,  and  say  that  she  puts  on  airs,  but 
that's  what  they  say  of  all  who  push  themselves  up  in  the 
world.' 

'  Why,  is  she  of  humble  origin,  then  ? '  asked  Frankfort. 

'  Well,  both  he  and  she,'  answered  his  uncle,  '  are  archi- 
tects of  their  own  fortunes.  She  is  the  better  born  of  the 
two,  whatever  value  may  be  in  that.  Her  father  was  the 
village  chemist  and  newspaper  agent  of  Brassville,  when  it 
was  a  village.  And  bravely  she  stood  by  Lamborn  in  the 
past  "  They  clamb  the  hill  together,"  as  your  old  Scotch 
song  has  it.  Many  a  hard  day's  work  has  she  done  in  the 
old  bygone  times.  But  all  the  while  she  kept  herself  comely 
and  spruce,  and  she  was  always  very  ambitious  —  more 
pushing,  socially,  than  her  Tom,  though  he  had  a  good  solid 
ambition  of  his  own.  So  up  they  rose  with  the  new  country 
and  the  times  ;  one  venture  after  another  of  his  succeeded, 
and  now  they  are  the  leaders  of  our  wealthy  landed  aristo- 
crats— more  wealthy  than  some  of  your  aristocrats  at  home, 
though  they  are  only  Honourables  by  Act  of  Parliament.' 

'Well,  and  not  a  bad  example  of  the  aristocrats — the 
best  people  of  an  industrial  community,'  said  Frankfort 
'  But,'  he  added,  '  Mrs.  Lamborn  seems  to  have  a  more 
refined  air,  a  more  cultivated  style  than  one  would  have 
expected  from  what  you  say  about  her.' 

'  Well,  she  was,  as  I  say,  in  a  way  gentle  born,  and  then 
quite  a  change  came  o'er  the  scene,  at  least  as  far  as  she  was 
concerned,  when  they  got  up  in  the  world.  She  travelled, 
brushed  herself  up,  got  presented  at  Court  by  the  aid  of  the 
High  Commissioner  for  the  Province,  and  came  back  here 


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quite  superior,  as  you  say — even  complaining  of  her  native 
climate,'  added  the  Banker  with  his  quiet  laugh. 

'  Well,  she  seemed  to  me  quite  a  kind  lady,'  said  the 
nephew,  '  though,  to  be  sure,  I  have  not  been  much  in  society 
to  see  others.' 

'And  so  she  is  a  kind  lady,  and  if  there  is  what  your 
aunt  speaks  of,  a  little  taking  on  of  airs  and  so  forth/  his 
uncle  added,  '  isn't  it  quite  natural  in  people  who  find  them- 
selves in  only  a  few  years  raised  from  the  ground  to  the  top 
branch  of  the  social  tree  ? ' 

'  You  could  scarcely  expect  it  to  be  otherwise,'  replied 
Frankfort,  recalling  some  of  his  classical  recollections,  '  unless 
Brassville  was  to  be  like  the  groves  of  the  learned  men  of 
old,  peopled  by  walking  philosophers.' 

'  Perhaps  we'd  have  been  just  the  same  ourselves, 
Edward,'  Mrs.  Fairlie  interposed  in  her  sensible  manner, 
addressing  her  husband,  '  if  we  had  risen  right  up  to  the  top, 
and  had  big  estates.  But  then,'  she  added,  with  a  slight 
natural  touch  of  woman's  pride,  '  we  have  never  been  very 
high  or  very  low.' 

'  My  dear  girl,'  answered  Mr.  Fairlie,  in  the  well-worn 
formula  of  pleasantry  in  such  case  made  and  provided  for 
husbands,  '  if  we  had  such  large  estates,  I'd  have  been  just 
as  I  am  ;  but  Mrs.  Lamborn  is  nothing  to  what  you'd  have 
been  when  you  were  the  lady  of  The  Blocks.' 

'  No,  uncle,'  gallantly  interposed  the  nephew,  '  aunt 
would  have  been  like  Miss  Lamborn,  and  I  am  sure  I  never 
met  a  more  unaffected  person.' 

'  Oh,  every  one  likes  Eilly  Lamborn.  She  has  both  the 
common-sense  of  the  father  and  the  refinement,  only  more 
natural,  of  the  mother,'  said  Mrs.  Fairlie. 

'  And  she  is  so  natural,  so  unconscious  of  the  effect  she 
is  producing,'  added  Frankfort. 

'  It  is  that  Scotch  song  that  has  done  for  him,  Harriet. 
You  see  what  you  are  answerable  for  in  bringing  him 
to-night,'  said  the  Banker. 

Frankfort  protested  that  he  was  only  speaking  as  one  of 
the  public.  Any  one  else  would  say  just  the  same. 

But  soon  the  pleasant  holiday  time  at  Brassville  drew  to 
a  close.  Not  long  after  the  evening  at  The  Blocks,  and 


62  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

before  Frankfort  had  time  to  see  much  more  of  the  upper- 
class  circle  of  the  district,  he  received  a  letter  from  the 
Secretary  to  the  Board  of  Overseers  of  the  William  Borland 
University,  asking  when  he  would  be  prepared  to  undertake 
the  duties  of  his  Chair,  and  stating  that  the  President  would 
feel  much  obliged  if  he  would  call  upon  him  when  he  came 
to  town.  The  Honourable  the  President,  the  Secretary 
added,  was  anxious  to  make  the  acquaintance  of  one  who 
would  be  the  exponent  of  the  truths  and  principles  of  Social 
Science,  in  which  he  took  a  deep  personal  interest  himself. 
And  in  a  few  days,  after  a  kind  good-bye  from  aunt,  uncle, 
and  cousins,  he  journeyed  to  the  capital  in  that  early 
morning  train  that  the  Honourable  Mrs.  Lamborn  had  so 
much  reprobated. 

The  William  Borland  University  was  an  expression  of 
the  time  in  which,  and  the  people  among  whom,  it  flourished. 
As  democracy  develops,  one  of  the  first  things  to  get 
democratised  is  Letters.  Intellect,  it  is  true,  can  never  be 
equalised — it  is  eternally  and  essentially  unequal  in  men  ; 
but  the  opportunities  for  learning  may  be,  and  must  be,  if 
the  race  is  to  improve.  Also  this  intellect — imperial  intellect 
— is  quite  indifferent  to  social  rank  and  class  distinctions, 
and  in  fact  in  our  times  is  apt  to  be  developed  more  among 
the  many  than  among  the  few  ;  partly  because  they  are  the 
many,  and  have  therefore  more  chances  in  the  lottery,  and 
partly  because  the  conditions  of  success,  energy,  and  the 
power  of  hard  work  are  more  pronounced  among  them  than 
among  those  who  dwell  at  ease.  They  have  a  greater 
ambition  to  get  up  than  the  others  have  to  keep  up.  Thus 
learning  and  the  power  of  intellect  become  levellers,  ever 
acting,  of  social  conditions,  and  are  popular  with  men  as 
much  for  their  power  of  levelling  as  for  that  of  enlightening 
the  race.  For  though  we  cannot  secure  that  the  mental 
capacity  of  all  shall  be  equal,  the  passion  for  equality  leads 
us  to  educate  them  as  if  they  were  so,  and  thus,  instead  of 
imitating,  try  to  remedy  the  inequality  of  nature. 

Having  got  so  far,  however,  with  general  consent,  some 
hard  conditions  of  life  present  themselves.  Labour  is  a 
great  fact.  Industrial  work — tilling  the  churlish  soil, 
exploring  the  mine,  navigating  the  seas  —  dull  toil  in  a 


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thousand  shapes  has  still  to  be  carried  on,  if  we  would  live  ; 
unless,  indeed,  we  could  revert  to  the  conditions  of  a  social 
life  where,  as  in  ancient  times,  there  would  be  a  servile  race 
to  do  the  work,  leaving  the  citizens  free  to  improve  them- 
selves and  to  govern  the  State.  Till  this  can  come  about, 
labour  is  the  ever-present  heritage  of  the  people — of  the 
majority.  No  plans  of  taxation,  or  distribution,  or  national- 
isation of  property  can  ever  relieve  men  from  the  curse,  if  it 
be  a  curse,  of  earning  their  bread  in  the  sweat  of  their  face. 
The  many  used  to  support  the  few.  Men  talk  at  times 
now  as  if  the  wealthy  few  could  be  made  to  support  the 
many.  It  could  only  be  for  a  day  ;  the  many  must  support 
themselves.  It  is  not  to  be  denied  that  the  earliest  effect  of 
the  uprising  of  all  into  intellectual  life  is  to  create  a  dis- 
inclination to  plain  work — to  labour,  except  in  its  higher 
and  more  interesting  forms — and  to  set  up  a  craving  for 
employments  that  do  not  require  mere  hard  manual  toil. 
But  soon  experience  teaches  that  a  people  cannot  live, 
except  by  subduing  the  earth  and  directing  the  forces  of 
Nature  towards  the  production  of  what  is  needed  by  man. 
Hence  arises  among  the  intelligent  and  the  far-seeing  a 
desire  to  link  school  and  college  education  with  that  practical 
work  which  so  many  must  needs  follow.  No  doubt  univer- 
sities for  mental  culture  and  research  will  still  be  required  ; 
but  we  have  also  to  dignify  labour,  as  well  as  to  make  it 
more  effective,  by  associating  it  with  knowledge. 

We  see  an  example  of  this  as  far  back  as  the  year  1870 
in  the  College  which  Sir  Josiah  Mason  endowed  at  Bir- 
mingham at  a  cost  of  more  than  ^200,000.  In  the  founda- 
tion deed  it  was  stated  '  that  the  said  Josiah  Mason  hereby 
declares  that  his  intention  in  founding  the  College  is  to 
promote  thorough  education  and  instruction  specially 
adapted  to  the  practical,  mechanical,  and  artistic  require- 
ments of  the  manufactures  and  industrial  pursuits  of  the 
Midland  district,  to  the  exclusion  of  mere  literary  education 
and  instruction.' 

Thus  the  tendency  is  to  make  labour  less  a  matter  of 
brute  toil  and  more  the  work  of  intelligently  controlling  and 
using  the  powers  of  Nature  that  science  reveals  to  us.  The 
number  of  those  engaged  in  work  requiring  muscle  decreases, 


64  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

while  that  of  those  employed  in  work  demanding  skilled 
intelligence  is  ever  growing.  Further,  it  is  found  that  a 
useful  method  for  mental  training  itself  is  to  be  sought  in 
the  daily  work  of  the  skilled  artificer.  The  mind  is  exercised 
by  the  manual  labour  which  it  inspires  with  intelligence,  and 
to  which  it  imparts  its  cunning. 

The  William  Borland  University  sought  as  one  of  its 
main  purposes  to  dignify  labour,  to  turn  intellect  on  to  it, 
to  mingle  and  combine  the  training  of  hand  and  mind,  to 
improve  the  hand  by  means  of  the  mind  and  the  mind  by 
means  of  the  hand.  But  it  also  maintained  courses  of  study 
wholly  for  informing  and  disciplining  the  mind,  and  in  the 
languages,  though  it  rejected  Greek,  it  retained  Latin  ;  the 
Honourable  William  Borland  being  of  opinion,  with  Bismarck, 
that  the  Russian  language  would  be  as  valuable  as  the  Greek 
for  the  purpose  of  exercising  the  mind,  and  at  the  same 
time  more  practically  useful.  This  gentleman  was  himself 
a  man  who  had  laboured  with  his  hands  for  bread.  He 
was  self-educated,  and  had  a  full  share  of  that  aptitude  for 
acquiring  knowledge,  picking  it  up,  as  the  phrase  goes,  and 
of  adapting  himself  to  fresh  ideas  and  new  situations,  that 
self-educated  men  frequently  have,  and  that  highly  educated 
men  are  sometimes  wanting  in.  These,  like  some  military 
men  who  have  been  drilled  into  exactness  in  their  calling, 
at  times  want  that  spring  and  inventiveness  which  often 
distinguishes  the  self-taught  soldier.  William  Borland  while 
still  a  young  man  joined  to  the  plodding  industry  of  the 
Hollander  (for  he  was  of  Butch  descent)  the  enterprise  of 
the  American ;  and  he  pursued  his  ends  with  the  same 
silent,  at  first  unnoticed,  but  afterwards  irresistible  trend 
that  the  waters  stealing  through  the  dykes  of  his  paternal 
land  pursue  until  they  have  found  their  destined  level.  His 
attention  was  early  in  life  turned  towards  silver- mining  in 
Excelsior.  At  first  his  enterprise  beggared  him.  He  spent 
the  whole  of  what  he  had  saved  from  his  earnings  as  a 
working  miner  in  an  attempt  to  develop  quite  new  ground 
in  the  Great  Boulder  Bividing  Range,  at  a  point  some  miles 
beyond  the  township  of  Silveracre,  which  he  maintained,  for 
reasons  that  he  could  never  clearly  explain  to  others,  would 
prove  to  contain  absolute  hills  of  ore,  if  only  they  were 


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penetrated  in  the  right  direction.  His  first  venture  having 
proved  a  failure,  left  him  bankrupt  in  all  but  his  own  strength 
and  energy  ;  so  he  at  once  returned  to  work  as  an  ordinary 
hand  in  one  of  the  established  mines  in  the  more  settled 
parts  of  the  district.  He  never  lost  heart  for  a  moment. 
He  lived  on  little,  and  saved  the  greater  part  of  the  liberal 
wage  that  skilled  and  steady  miners  could  always  command. 
A  newer  philosophy  of  our  time  rather  sneers  at  this 
'  thrift ' — indeed,  denounces  it  as  mean  ;  and  it  is  not  to  be 
denied  that  it  is  often  not  unaccompanied  by  unamiable 
characteristics.  Nevertheless,  it  is  by  the  self-denial  and 
enduring  struggle  of  individuals  towards  an  end  that  is 
intelligently  chosen  that  the  progress  of  the  race  is  continued  ; 
and  when  among  any  people  these  qualities  are  disparaged, 
and  the  natural  inclination  of  most  men  to  have  an  easy  life 
is  dignified  into  a  policy,  we  may  be  sure  that  general 
stagnation  is  not  many  generations  distant.  William  Borland 
kept  cheerfully  at  work,  steadily  saving  more  for  a  new 
venture,  and  all  the  while  prosecuting  at  every  spare  time 
his  inquiries  as  to  the  best  manner  in  which  to  make  the 
next  attempt.  When  off  his  eight -hours  shift  of  daily 
work,  sometimes  during  the  night,  on  Sundays  and  holidays, 
he  would  go  out  and  do  practical  work  in  the  gullies.  He 
collected  specimens  from  the  strata  at  places  where  they 
were  exposed  or  easily  reached,  and  carefully  explored  the 
debris  in  the  creeks  running  from  the  mountain  side.  He 
studied  the  reports  and  plans  published  by  companies  who 
were  working  in  the  adjacent  leads,  and  made  notes  in 
the  free  library  of  Silveracre  from  all  mining  books  and 
periodicals  that  gave  any  information  that  bore  upon  the 
problem  which  he  was  attempting  to  solve.  But  he  chiefly 
relied  on  his  own  observations  and  the  conclusions  that  his 
own  experience  as  a  miner  led  him  to,  and  after  over  two 
years  spent  in  investigation,  during  which  he  met  with  some 
failures  in  the  results  of  his  attempts  to  test  the  ground,  and, 
we  may  be  sure,  disappointments  many  and  various,  he  at 
last  got  together  a  mass  of  facts  in  support  of  his  proposal 
to  bore  the  hills  in  the  direction,  and  not  far  from  the  point, 
that  he  had  from  the  first  indicated.  Though  a  poor  hand  at 
explaining  things  clearly,  he  managed  to  interest  Mr.  Fairlie 
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66  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

in  his  venture,  and  the  Banker  induced  the  Directors  of  the 
Brassville  branch  of  the  Imperial  Bank  to  '  take  him  up,'  to 
speak  in  the  language  of  the  Bank  parlour.  It  was  rather  a 
risk  on  his  part,  but  he  was  known  on  both  sides  of  the 
Divide  for  his  liberal  and  sagacious  dealing  with  all  promising 
projects.  So  the  necessary  funds  were  advanced  to  Dorland, 
then  plain  William,  an  ample  lease  of  country,  then  con- 
sidered valueless,  was  got  from  the  Government,  the  mountain 
side  was  this  time  thoroughly  explored  in  the  direction  he 
wanted,  mother  earth  was  made  to  give  forth  her  secrets, 
and  true  enough  the  precious  ore  was  revealed,  solid,  in 
masses, '  hills  of  silver,'  as  the  newspapers  said.  The  common 
mining  hand  became  a  rich  man,  a  great  man,  one  of  the 
Princes  of  the  people,  rolling  in  silver  ;  when  people  spoke 
of  him,  they  said  that  whatever  he  touched  turned  to  silver. 
For  now  that  he  had  money,  dearly  as  he  prized  it,  he  was 
sagacious  enough  to  know  that  its  value  lay  in  its  use,  and 
he  wielded  the  power  of  the  purse  with  growing  experience 
and  unremitting  industry  to  open  out  new  fields  of  wealth, 
until,  as  he  reached  middle  life,  he  stood  forth  the  lord  of 
miles  of  leads  of  shining  ore,  the  master  of  millions.  Not  a 
few  envied  him,  disparaged  him,  or  spoke  half-despairingly, 
half-sneeringly  of  the  power  of  '  luck.'  Others  denounced 
the  social  conditions  which  allowed  one  man  thus  '  to 
monopolise  the  gifts  of  Nature,'  and  possibly  satisfied  them- 
selves that  in  doing  so  they  were  actuated  only  by  reasons 
of  public  policy.  They  did  not  concern  themselves  with 
the  consideration  that,  were  it  not  for  Dorland's  enterprise 
and  sagacity,  Nature  might  still  have  been  keeping  her  gifts 
to  herself.  '  It  might  have  made  a  differ  with  some  of  'em,' 
the  successful  man  would  say  in  the  most  unruffled  manner, 
'  if  they  had  found  the  Mine,  not  me.'  But,  generally,  the 
public  applauded  William  Dorland  as  a  great  Mining  Pioneer, 
and  recognised  that  but  for  his  intelligence,  determination, 
and  ceaseless  industry  the  famous  Van-Dorland  Mine — so 
called  after  an  ancestor  of  his — would  never  have  poured 
forth  its  treasures  to  enrich  the  Province. 

Even  his  enemies  could  not  deny  that,  when  his  pro- 
sperity was  firmly  established,  he  showed  a  broad  public  spirit 
in  the  use  of  his  wealth,  and  that  he  formed  large  designs 


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and  far-reaching  plans  for  public  objects,  with  much  the 
same  enterprise  and  confidence  that  he  had  exhibited  in 
piercing  the  sides  of  the  Boulder  Dividing  Range.  If  he 
himself  and  his  fortunes  were  to  the  fore  in  many  of  these 
projects,  why,  truly,  we  may  ask,  could  he  be  expected  to 
leave  himself  quite  out  ? 

It  was  so  with  the  University  called  after  his  name.  His 
bounty  established  it,  and  he  also  gave  time  and  attention  to 
the  business  part  of  the  management ;  and  if  it  extended  his 
influence  in  the  community,  and  if,  at  least  in  the  more 
practical  departments,  his  personality  made  its  weight  felt  in 
the  management  and  even  the  tone  of  the  teaching,  could  he 
be  blamed  for  such  a  natural  consequence  ?  As  to  everyday 
politics,  he  did  not  join  in  them  himself.  You  can  make 
kings,  though  you  do  not  wear  a  crown.  Apart  from  his 
vast  business  concerns,  and  their  relation  to  the  Government, 
nothing  engaged  his  attention  more  than  the  University. 
He  took  a  real  interest  in  it,  even  apart  from  the  value  it  had 
for  him  in  increasing  his  influence  with  the  public.  His 
desire  was  that,  while  teaching  to  some  extent  the  arts  and 
sciences,  of  which  he  knew  little,  it  should  more  especially 
deal  with  practical  matters,  and  rescue  popular  education 
from  the  reproach  of  being  merely  a  bookish  affair,  which, 
instead  of  promoting  industrial  work,  rather  indisposed  young 
men  and  women  to  it.  And  as  for  social  and  political 
science,  he  maintained  that  lectures  at  the  University  only 
fulfilled  part  of  their  function  when  they  instructed  youths 
in  the  knowledge  of  the  text-books.  Those  subjects  should 
be  taught  in  what  he  termed  a  live  manner,  so  as  to  spread 
the  instruction  through  the  young  people  to  the  public  ;  and 
further,  the  University  should  endeavour  by  all  other  avail- 
able methods  to  enlighten  the  outside  people  when  great 
issues  arose  in  which  the  principles  of  Economic  science  were 
concerned.  For  this  reason,  the  Board  of  Overseers,  of 
which  he  was  the  President  and  the  guiding  hand,  had,  as 
Mr.  Fairlie  had  informed  Frankfort  when  writing  home  to 
him,  reserved  to  themselves  the  power  to  sanction  the 
entrance  into  political  life  of  the  Professor  of  Sociology,  on 
being  satisfied  that  it  would  not  interfere  with  the  discharge 
of  his  duties  to  the  University,  or  be  otherwise  hurtful  to 


68  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

that  Institution.  Of  this,  of  course,  they  would  be  the 
judges.  In  this  way  the  President  hoped  that  the  seat  of 
learning  might  be  the  means  of  enforcing  sound  views  upon 
the  people.  Which  were  they?  Naturally  those  which  he 
believed  to  be  so. 

The  pervading  principle,  then,  of  the  William  Borland 
University  was  to  give  knowledge  a  practical  manifestation, 
and  to  dignify  common  things  and  the  people  concerned 
in  them  by  lifting  them  as  far  as  possible  into  the  upper 
region  of  intellect.  It  was  a  striking  exemplification  of  the 
democratising  of  mind  ;  the  very  antithesis  of  the  old  days, 
when  the  knowledge  of  the  University  was  confined  to  the 
mental  discipline  of  dead  languages  and  logic  ;  and  when 
anything  practical  was  condemned  as  undignified.  Men 
here  were  prepared  for  industrial  pursuits,  just  as  they  were 
for  the  professions  termed  learned,  upon  the  principle,  and 
the  very  true  principle,  that  intelligent  training  was  as  much 
required  for  the  useful  prosecution  of  the  one  as  of  the  other. 
Marked  attention  was  given  to  Agriculture,  the  course  for 
Bachelor  of  Agriculture  being  extensive  and  thorough,  deal- 
ing with  the  study  of  the  natural  properties  of  the  soil, 
chemical  and  physical,  and  the  various  means  of  modifying 
its  chemical  composition  and  its  physical  conditions,  such  as 
by  ploughing,  manuring,  subsoiling,  draining,  irrigating,  burn- 
ing, and  by  special  methods  of  cultivation.  The  composition 
of  the  different  manures  were  investigated — animal,  vegetable, 
mineral,  and  farmyard  manure — and  the  true  methods,  at 
once  scientific  and  practical,  for  applying  them  ;  also  the 
various  kinds  of  crops,  cereals,  leguminous  plants,  forage 
plants,  industrial  plants.  The  kindred  industry  of  grazing 
and  the  management  of  stock  was  taught,  including  the 
veterinary  surgeon's  art  and  not  omitting  farriery.  Instruc- 
tion in  the  best  kind  of  farm  buildings,  in  tree  and  shrub 
culture,  and  in  the  proper  keeping  of  farm  accounts  com- 
pleted the  course.  But  naturally  among  the  practical 
subjects  chief  attention  was  given  to  Mining,  as  the  Uni- 
versity might  be  said  to  be  the  offspring  of  the  Silver 
Mines,  and  indeed  was  still  dependent  upon  them  for  a  large 
part  of  its  income.  The  curriculum  for  the  degree  of  Master 
of  Mining  included  instruction  in  the  principles  of  geology, 


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also  in  topographical  and  mechanical  engineering,  mining 
chemistry,  metallurgy,  applied  mechanics,  together  with 
practical  training  in  mechanical  and  electrical  machinery. 
But  the  most  important  feature  in  the  teaching  was  the  out- 
door work  that  the  students  were  required  to  undertake  for 
some  six  weeks  every  year.  Visits  were  made  under  the 
superintendence  of  their  instructors  to  the  leading  mines 
(and  particularly  to  the  great  Van -Borland  Mine);  and 
work  was  done  in  company  with  gangs  of  working  miners, 
in  connection  with  shaft-sinking,  drifting,  stoping,  timbering, 
underground  haulage,  hoisting,  mine  drainage  and  ventila- 
tion ;  while  their  attention  was  also  directed  to  matters 
connected  with  the  surface  plant  and  machinery,  mine  build- 
ings, and  water  supply.  The  students  were  divided  into 
squads,  and  were  placed  under  the  direction  of  a  foreman 
for  practical  work,  while  the  University  instructor  attended 
to  give  the  theoretical  and  scientific  bearing  of  the  facts. 
Sometimes,  when  the  President  happened  to  be  at  Silveracre 
during  the  students'  visit  to  the  Mines,  he  would  accompany 
the  party  down  the  shaft  and  along  the  drives  himself,  and, 
clad  in  suitable  miner's  dress  for  the  descent,  he  seemed  like 
the  old  penniless,  but  still  hard-working  Bill  Borland  again. 
On  these  occasions,  his  favourite  form  of  solemn  irony  where- 
with to  rally  the  students  was  to  ask  them,  if  he  had  been 
able  to  do  so  much  without  any  University  degree,  what 
must  they  not  be  able  to  achieve  with  it  ?  Two  years'  study 
and  the  passing  of  examinations,  that  were  practical  quite  as 
much  as  theoretical,  were  necessary  to  obtain  the  degree  of 
Bachelor  of  Mining,  while  a  third  year's  extended  experience 
was  required  to  secure  the  status  of  Master. 

In  the  Mechanic  arts  about  equal  attention  was  given  by 
the  students  to  class-room  work  and  shop  work,  which  latter 
included  pattern-making,  moulding,  casting,  and  forging.  A 
novel  feature  in  the  William  Borland  University  was  that, 
under  its  protection,  in  affiliated  schools  were  given  lessons, 
termed  the  Affiliated  Schools  Course,  in  cooking  and  dress- 
making for  the  instruction  of  young  women,  of  which  Mrs. 
Borland  was  the  patron,  and  in  which  she  and  the  President 
took  an  active  interest.  Frankfort  was  rather  amused  by 
the  particulars  of  these  courses  of  instruction,  which,  though 


70  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

not  taught  directly  by  the  University,  were  not  considered 
unfit  to  be  prescribed  under  the  shadow  of  its  authority. 
The  culinary  syllabus  was  most  complete,  beginning  with 
teaching  how  to  boil  potatoes  and  going  on  to  all  the  per- 
fection of  confectionery  ;  while  that  for  dressmaking  began 
with  hemming  and  darning,  and  went  through  working 
button-holes  to  all  the  intricacies  of  special  work  with  the 
sewing  machine.  When  his  friends  sometimes  joked  the 
President  about  his  concern  for  these  homely  matters,  he 
would  reply,  '  It's  because  ye  don't  take  it  rightly.  The  wife 
and  I  are  thinking  the  while  for  the  people — the  poorer  sort, 
ye  know — and  nothing  helps  them  more,  morality  and  all, 
than  good  food  on  the  board  and  the  wife  pleasant  and 
neatly  dressed.  A  bit  of  steak  like  a  piece  of  stewed  leather, 
wife  a  sloven — end  the  Divorce  Court  ;  or  maybe  divorce 
without  the  Court :  husband  clears  out  Judge  Harding  the 
other  day  there  talks  of  incompatibility  of  temper ;  but  what 
causes  that  ?  Incompatibility  of  food  and  of  person.' 

In  due  time  our  Professor  received  his  formal  appoint- 
ment, signed  by  the  President  on  behalf  of  the  Board  of 
Overseers,  and  with  it  a  polite  request  from  that  gentleman 
that  he  would  favour  him  with  an  early  call,  so  that  they 
might  talk  over  matters  and  become  better  acquainted  with 
one  another  than  they  had  had  an  opportunity  of  being  during 
their  formal  business  interviews.  Frankfort  did  not  delay  in 
making  the  desired  call.  When  he  entered  the  first  room 
of  the  suite,  he  found  it  not  inappropriately  furnished  for 
an  apartment  in  a  seat  of  learning  ;  only  that  everything 
seemed  to  be  so  new.  Before  the  President  came  in,  he  had 
an  opportunity  of  looking  round  at  the  oaken  bookcases. 
With  their  close-fitting  glass  doors  and  green  leather  edging, 
they  were  quite  attractive  to  a  man  of  his  tastes  ;  though,  to 
be  sure,  they  were  more  spick  and  span  than  could  be  ex- 
pected if  they  were  more  often  resorted  to  ;  while  the  books 
themselves,  fresh  and  glittering  in  all  the  glory  of  gilt  and 
morocco,  looked  as  if  they  were  distinctly  connected  with 
the  plutocracy  of  literature.  As  being  so,  they  seemed  to 
have  put  away  from  them  all  poor  shabby  relations.  There 
were  among  them  no  old  soiled-looking  folios  of  perhaps  a 
high  pedigree  intellectually,  but  now  presenting  a  dingy 


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appearance,  as  being  in  reduced  circumstances  ;  no  rare 
copies,  or  scarce  early  editions,  useful  as  showing  the  altera- 
tions in  later  editions  ;  nor  books  round  whose  authorship 
dispute  rages  ;  or  others  that  are  nothing  in  themselves,  but 
of  interest  because  men,  otherwise  great,  wrote  them  ;  none 
that  were  distinguished  by  the  autograph  of  some  notable 
man  who  once  had  owned  them,  or  had  notes  on  the  margin 
showing  the  workings  of  the  mind  of  some  unknown  student 
in  the  past  upon  the  page  that  we  are  conning  over,  his 
personality  lost  for  ever  in  oblivion,  but  his  ideas  still  there 
to  mingle  with  ours.  The  copies  of  the  antique  busts  about 
the  room  were  very  pleasing,  but  rather  fresh,  and  there  were 
two  noble  heads,  one  of  Shakespeare  and  the  other  of  Milton, 
on  the  spacious  mantelpiece  on  either  side  of  the  striking 
bust  of  the  Honourable  President  himself.  On  the  writing- 
table  of  polished  oak  there  was  a  handsome  desk,  with  a 
curiously -carved  escritoire,  a  morocco -bound  blotting-pad, 
extensive  and  spotless,  and  stacks  of  milk-white  paper  all 
impressed  with  the  University  crest,  a  soaring  Eagle,  with  the 
Motto  round  the  wings, '  Onward  and  Upward.'  How  unlike 
the  dingy  room  and  little  deal  desk  in  Scotland  at  which 
Frankfort  used  to  toil  through  many  an  anxious  night !  It 
seemed  to  him  that  it  would  be  quite  a  pleasure  to  sit  down 
and  work  away  at  such  a  table.  A  handsome  vase,  spotless 
and  bright,  stood  near  the  escritoire,  containing  a  brilliant 
bunch  of  camellias,  which  the  Curator  had  sent  from  the 
University  Gardens.  He  always  kept  the  vase  thus  furnished 
with  the  flowers  of  the  season  on  days  when  the  President 
attended  at  his  office. 

The  sound  from  the  inner  room  of  the  emphatic  stroke 
on  the  table  bell,  summoning  the  attendant  to  take  a 
message  to  some  department  of  the  University,  disturbed 
Frankfort's  observations,  and  as  he  looked  up  the  President, 
staid  and  deliberate  in  his  aspect  and  carriage,  walked  in. 
His  appearance  was  not  out  of  keeping  with  his  surroundings. 
He  had  a  solid,  Bank-director  sort  of  aspect  ;  his  originally 
reddish  hair  and  beard  were  now  a  little  tinged  with  a 
grayish  hue,  and  with  his  blue  eyes,  somewhat  dulled  by 
care  and  years,  he  looked  out  upon  you  solemnly — nay,  even 
with  a  tinge  of  sadness.  You  could  not  say  that  his  aspect 


72  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

was  exactly  that  of  a  refined  man,  but  there  was  an  un- 
doubted surface  or  veneer  of,  you  might  call  it,  culture, 
arising  from  many  years  passed  in  the  exercise  of  high 
matters  of  business — an  exercise  that  develops  both  mental 
power  and  the  habit  of  self-restraint,  and  also  the  composed 
bearing  of  the  outward  man.  In  his  manner  he  displayed 
that  self-satisfied,  almost  superior,  air  which  often  belongs  to 
the  successful  man  of  business,  but  which  yet  wants  that 
native-born  ease  which  attaches  to  birth  and  aristocratic 
surroundings,  even  with  people  who  may  be  poor  creatures 
enough  in  themselves. 

'  Most  pleased  to  see  you  and  greet  you,  Professor — 
Mr.  Frankfort — on  your  own  account  and  also  on  your  uncle's. 
One  of  the  soundest  men  we've  got,  sir.  Friend  of  mine  too, 
sir — indeed,  I  may  say  a  friend  in  need.'  For  the  President 
was  far  too  much  a  real  man  to  forget  his  old  friends,  now 
that  he  had  risen. 

'  It  is  a  pleasure  to  me,  Mr.  President,'  replied  Frankfort, 
'  to  meet  the  founder  of  this  noble  Institution.' 

'  Yes,  sir,  our  Institution  is  certainly  noble  in  its  purposes  ; 
and  you  have  probably  seen  from  our  calendar  there,'  said 
the  President,  pointing  to  a  copy  bound  in  leather  and  gilt 
that  lay  on  his  table,  '  how  wide  and  practical  our  aims 
are.'  He  added  slowly,  '  Knowledge  is  power,  the  books 
say  ;  but  it's  not  so  of  itself,  unless  those  who  have  it  use  it, 
and  don't  keep  it  as  something  to  be  enjoyed  by  a  few.' 

'  Certainly  all  progress  tends  that  way,'  answered  Frankfort 
with  ready  sympathy.  '  It's  no  use  the  few  going  on,  if  the 
mass  are  left  behind  ;  in  fact,  they  cannot  go  on,  unless  they 
take  the  others  with  them.' 

'  That's  why  we've  been  proud,'  said  the  President,  '  to 
have  been  among  the  first  to  practically  recognise  the  new 
light  that  education  has  thrown  on  manual  work,  and,  I  may 
say  too,  manual  work  on  education.  We  consider  that 
when  you  apply  mind  to  work  you  help  to  train  the  hand, 
certainly  ;  but  we  also  consider  that  when  you  train  the 
hand  you  help  to  train  the  mind.  Teaching  a  boy  how  to 
make  a  cedar  desk  well,  improves  his  mental  power  as  well  as 
his  manual  skill.  If  he  makes  the  desk  well,'  he  added  after  a 
moment's  pause,  '  he'll  be  better  able  to  use  it  well  afterwards.' 


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'  Undoubtedly  skilful  manual  training  is  mental  training 
up  to  a  point,'  said  Frankfort.  '  When  you  get  to  the 
higher  branches  of  learning,  mind  can  only  brighten  itself  up 
by  conflict  with  other  minds.  You  cannot  then  help  the 
mental  process  by  practical  work.' 

'  But  you  would  not  class  your  own  science,  the  Socio- 
logical, with  these  :  the  more  practical  it  is  made  the  better, 
to  be  sure.' 

'  Certainly.  Still,  my  function  concerns  only  the  im- 
parting of  knowledge ;  men  must  afterwards  apply  this 
practically,  as  their  judgment  directs,  in  the  outside  life,' 
replied  our  Professor. 

'  True — very  true,'  said  the  President.  '  Still,  with  regard 
to  your  science  too,  it  stands  true  that  the  value  of  know- 
ledge is  to  apply  it  to  actions  ;  and  how  can  you  do  that 
with  social  knowledge  unless  you  make  an  impression  on 
the  public — outside  the  College  as  well  as  the  inside.' 

'  I  hope  that  the  truth  of  the  principles  of  Social  Science, 
as  I  will  teach  them,  will  expand  from  and  through  my 
scholars  to  the  public  outside.  That's  the  best  way  in 
which  I  can  be  practical,  is  it  not  ? ' 

'  To  be  sure,'  said  the  President,  musing — '  to  be  sure. 
Yet  yours  is  in  itself  such  a  practical  science,  and  your 
message,  so  to  speak,  is  so  full  of  value  to  us  all,  we  hope 
that  there  will  be  found  ways  for  spreading  your  sound 
views  outside  the  Academic  Hall  as  well  as  inside.' 

'  Yes,  there  is  always  the  Press.  One  can  publish 
Lectures,  if  the  subject  be  not  merely  academical.' 

'  True.  And  then  no  doubt  you  have  minded  the 
condition  that  the  Overseers  can  sanction  a  Professor 
entering  Parliament,  when  satisfied  that  such  a  course  would 
be  useful  to  the  public- — teaching  the  public,  in  fact.' 

'  As  to  that,  I  have  not  fully  considered  it,'  said  Frankfort, 
pausing  a  little  in  like  manner  even  as  the  President  himself ; 
4  the  functions  of  a  Professor  and  of  a  Politician,  though  they 
may  tend  in  the  same  direction,  do  not  lie  in  the  same  plane.' 

'  In  what  way  ?  I  don't  follow  you  right  out,'  said  the 
President.  '  You  put  forth  sound  views  in  either  place, 
Parliament  or  lecture-room.' 

'  Yes,  but  the  dual   position   needs  some  consideration. 


74  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

As  Professor  one  is  bound  to  the  University.  As  Repre- 
sentative his  position  is  altered.  His  duty  is  to  the  country 
and  what  he  judges  to  be  best  for  it.' 

'  But  ye  would  not  say  one  thing  in  the  one  place  and  a 
different  in  the  other  ? '  gravely  said  the  President. 

'  Of  course  not.  Still,  you  see  the  distinction,'  said 
Frankfort,  rather  interrupting  the  Honourable  Mr.  Borland, 
as  that  gentleman  slowly  proceeded  : 

'  Surely — surely  ;  yet  we  want  to  be  practical  in  our 
Sociology,  just  as  we  are  in  our  Mining,  and  to  make  our 
weight  felt  as  a  University  in  the  social  questions  of  the  day.' 

'  But  there  is  the  difference.  The  Professor  makes  his 
weight  felt  by  teaching  truth  to  his  classes,  and  trusting 
that  it  will  filter  outside.  With  the  Representative  the 
whole  ground  shifts  :  the  public  become  his  class,  or  rather, 
indeed,  his  master — in  a  sense,  his  teacher.  I  do  not  for  a 
moment  say  that  the  two  characters  are  irreconcilable  ;  only 
the  question  has  not  come  sufficiently  near  to  me  practically 
to  have  made  me  think  it  out."  Thus  Frankfort  spoke  on, 
getting  interested  in  the  distinction  that  he  was  drawing. 
When  he  looked  up  he  found  the  solemn  eye  of  the 
President  had  rested  upon  him,  observing  him  with 
attention. 

'  Good  sound  doctrine,  Professor,'  he  said  quietly — '  con- 
stitutional, I  may  say.  Your  uncle  told  me  that  you  were  a 
constitutional  authority  as  well  as  the  rest.  Still,  when  the 
people  need  teaching,  what  I  wanted  to  express  was  that  the 
University  should  show  the  light  of  knowledge  —  hold  up 
the  torch,  one  may  say.  It  can  only  do  that  through  its 
Professors.' 

'  That,  of  course,  would  not  apply  to  the  party  politics  of 
the  day.' 

'  Well,  to  be  sure,'  said  the  President,  '  not  to  ordinary 
political  business  such  as  goes  on  daily,  as  you  remark. 
I  don't  know  that  they  are  worth  any  man's  attention. 
But  great  social  questions  now — that  go  to  the  foundations 
of  the  people's  wellbeing  and  industrial  life ' 

'  Such  as  would  be  taught  from  my  Chair  ?  '  remarked 
Frankfort  interrogatively. 

'  Well,  yes,  I   suppose  ye  would  include  them,'  said  the 


in  FROM  THE  OLD  WORLD  TO  THE  NEW  75 

President,  looking  round  the  room  slowly  till  his  eye  rested 
upon  the  three  busts  over  the  mantelpiece — '  I  presume  you 
would  deal  with  them,  the  Currency  question,  the  great 
Silver  problem — Bi-metallism,  you  know,  ratio  of  silver  to 
gold — vital  for  us, — there  we  might  tell.  We  might  teach 
the  people  all  the  more,  ye  see,  if  we  had  a  little  political 
voice  as  well,'  he  added,  looking  round  on  Frankfort 
again.  '  Truth  is  great,  sir,  and  it  will  prevail  —  there's 
Latin  for  that,  I  believe — but  at  times  it  wants  a  bit  of 
pushing.' 

Our  Professor  as  yet  knew  nothing  of  the  problems, 
alive  or  sleeping,  that  concerned  Excelsior  ;  but  he  in- 
stinctively felt  that  he  was  getting  on  delicate  ground,  so  he 
merely  replied  in  the  tone  that  one  assumes  when  closing  a 
conversation  : 

'  As  for  me,  my  idea  is  for  a  man,  whether  Professor  or 
Politician,  to  maintain  whatever  he  believes  to  be  true  where- 
ever  he  acts  and  whatever  the  subject.' 

The  Honourable  Mr.  Borland  looked  up  at  him  in  a 
prompter  manner  than  was  usual  with  him,  as  if  he  were 
quite  struck  by  his  remark,  and,  grasping  his  hand,  said  with 
a  warmth  rather  uncommon  with  him — 

'  Give  me  your  hand,  Professor — give  me  your  hand. 
Your  views  are  not  merely  constitutional,  I  might  call  them 
morally  sound — worthy  to  be  your  uncle's  nephew.' 

They  walked  down  to  the  University  gate  together  and 
cordially  parted,  Frankfort  declining,  with  many  thanks,  the 
President's  proposal  to  drive  back  to  town  in  Mrs.  Borland's 
handsome  brougham,  in  which  that  lady  had  called  at  the 
University  in  order  to  bring  the  President  home.  In  truth, 
he  preferred  the  freedom  and  novelty  of  the  electric  trams, 
and  as  he  hurried  along  to  the  city,  he  thought  for  a  moment 
or  two  on  the  conversation  that  he  had  just  had  with  the 
President  ;  but  only  for  a  moment  or  two,  for  if  that 
gentleman's  views  were  a  little  astray  upon  some  points,  his 
public  objects  appeared  to  be  laudable.  You  could  not 
expect  a  self- trained  man,  who  never  himself  had  the 
advantages  of  a  University  education,  to  fully  enter  into  the 
sense  of  almost  dignified  isolation  that  belonged  to  the 
calling  of  the  teacher  of  scientific  truth. 


76  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Soon  our  Professor  was  established  in  his  Chair,  delivering 
lectures  on  Sociology,  that  were  marked  by  considerable 
learning  and  much  enthusiasm  for  his  subject,  to  a  bright 
class,  mostly  composed  of  young  men,  but  which  also  con- 
tained several  young  women.  Women  in  Excelsior  had  not 
yet  been  granted  equal  political  power  with  men,asthe  political 
suffrage  was  still  limited  to  the  male  sex  ;  but  the  advanced 
politicians  were  in  favour  of  giving  it,  and  of  securing  to 
women  an  absolute  equality  of  political  rights  with  men. 
Time  was  only  needed  to  secure  the  victory.  Several  of 
the  more  energetic  type  of  women  attended  the  Lectures  in 
Sociology,  as  a  means  of  preparing  themselves  for  the  duties 
that  they  would  afterwards  have  to  discharge  in  the  political 
world.  Frankfort,  who  was  an  enthusiastic  believer  in  the 
cause  of  Woman's  Rights,  and  in  the  prospect  of  improvement 
for  the  whole  race  it  opened  out,  used  to  experience  an 
especial  pleasure  in  the  feeling  that  he  was  training  and 
informing  the  minds  of  the  women  of  the  country  as  well  as 
of  the  men — the  future  mothers  as  well  as  the  fathers.  And 
if  they  were  to  discharge  equal  political  duties,  it  was  only 
fair  that  they  should  have  equal  political  training. 

His  experience  as  a  teacher  of  young  men  and  young 
women  together  bore  out,  he  considered,  women's  claim  to 
equal  political  rights  with  men.  Though  perhaps  a  few  men 
stood  out  as  the  stronger  students,  yet,  taking  an  average, 
the  girls  proved  to  be  rather  better  book-learners  than  the 
men.  Their  perception  was  often  quicker,  their  memory 
sharper  ;  while  their  habits  were  more  regular,  and  there- 
fore more  adapted  to  steady  study ;  further,  they  were 
possessed  by  a  keen  ambition  to  vanquish  the  men,  which 
the  men  on  their  part  could  not  excite  as  regards  the  women. 
So  far  from  the  least  difficulty  arising  from  the  young 
people  being  taught  together,  nothing  could  be  better  than 
the  tone  maintained,  a  good  deal  owing  to  the  conduct  of 
the  women.  Indeed,  our  Professor  thought  that  he  observed 
causes  at  work  in  all  the  mixed  classes  of  the  University 
which  checked  any  tendency  in  a  direction  which  a  priori 
might  have  been  thought  natural  between  young  men  and 
young  women  brought  thus  closely  together.  Competitors 
are  sometimes  friends,  but  rarely  so,  when  they  are  of 


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different  sexes.  Then  the  slow  young  men  secretly  chafed 
under  the  scholastic  pre-eminence  of  the  girls,  which  they 
felt  was  unnatural,  but  which  yet  they  could  not  dispute. 
This  made  some  of  them,  on  the  principle,  perhaps,  of  the 
Sour  Grapes  fable,  undervalue  the  practical  worth  for  men  of 
a  course  of  training  in  which  girls  appeared  to  be  more  fitted 
to  excel.  The  charm  of  personal  attraction  too  in  the  other 
sex  (hitherto  such  a  powerful  factor  with  boys)  had  not  full 
scope  for  its  healing  purpose  in  the  commonplace  condi- 
tions of  college  classes  ;  besides,  there  was  that  old  adage 
about  familiarity.  But,  teaching  men  or  women,  how 
delightful  did  he  find  his  work  !  To  seek  truth  only,  to 
teach  it  alone,  to  place  it  high  in  the  seat  of  honour,  for  all 
to  worship !  What  could  be  nobler  than  to  influence  the 
young  (how  much  was  involved  in  even  one  life  !),  and,  if 
not  himself  a  ruler,  to  train  those  who  would  be  rulers  !  It 
was  the  nearest  approach  to,  perhaps  the  explanation  of, 
Plato's  saying  that  kings  must  be  philosophers  or  philo- 
sophers kings.  Yes,  he  was  happy  in  his  work,  and  was  too 
busy  to  have  leisure  to  feel  homesick.  To  be  sure,  in  his  few 
idle  hours  he  at  times  looked  back  with  some  longing  to  the 
old  home  in  Scotland,  the  fond  parents,  the  joyous  walks 
with  friends  through  glen  or  over  mountain.  And  Myles 
Dillon,  too,  with  his  odd  Irish  ways,  but  heart  so  good. 

He  was  musing  upon  such  things  one  wet  and  idle 
Saturday  afternoon,  while  he  turned  carelessly  over  the  pages 
of  the  Miranda  Rising  Sun,  when  the  name  of  his  friend 
seemed  to  catch  his  eye,  in  the  way  that  anything  familiar 
to  the  mind  attracts  notice  out  of  a  mass  of  indifferent 
matter  in  the  print  Sure  enough  it  was  the  name  of  Myles 
Dillon  and  none  other.  He  read  '  Miranda  City  Hospital. 
— At  a  Meeting  of  the  Executive  Committee  held  yesterday, 
the  Honourable  Mr.  Dorland  in  the  Chair,  the  long-delayed 
question  of  determining  on  the  applications  for  the  important 
position  of  Senior  Resident  Surgeon  to  the  Hospital  came 
up  for  determination.  Ten  Candidates  had  forwarded  their 
papers,  and  after  full  consideration  it  was  determined  to 
appoint  Myles  Dillon,  Esq.,  F.R.C.S.I.  We  understand  that 
the  gentleman  chosen  is  a  young  Irish  surgeon,  who  has  had 
a  brilliant  career  as  a  student  and  as  a  Resident  Surgeon  in 


78  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  old  country.  He  belongs  to  the  advanced  school  in 
Surgical  Science,  and  will  thus  be  well  suited  to  Excelsior, 
where  Progress  is  the  motto  from  the  bed  of  the  patient 
to  the  bench  of  the  legislator.' 

So  it  was  a  fact  after  all :  Myles  was  not  joking  when 
he  said  that  he  was  thinking  of  a  trip  to  the  new  world 
himself.  How  pleased  he  would  be  to  meet  his  old  friend  ! 
With  all  his  perverse  notions  at  times,  he  was  such  a  pleasant 
companion,  and  took  such  an  intelligent  interest  in  questions 
outside  his  profession.  So  independent  in  his  ideas,  too  ; 
they  were  generally  worth  hearing,  whether  you  agreed  with 
them  or  not. 

A  few  months  later  Myles  himself  arrived,  and  put  up  for 
a  while  with  Frankfort  in  his  comfortable  lodgings,  that  were 
so  different  from  the  dingy,  sky-high  quarters  in  the  old  land. 
Hearty  were  their  mutual  greetings,  welcome  the  long  talks 
on  spare  evenings  about  old  friends  and  the  old  landmarks 
of  their  Scottish  walks,  Bonnie  Doon  and  Evan  Banks. 

One  evening,  as  they  chatted  together  in  desultory  fashion, 
enjoying  their  cigars,  Frankfort  musingly  repeated  some  verses 
from  Burns's  song,  '  On  Evan  Banks  ' : 

'  Oh  banks  to  me  for  ever  dear, 
Oh  stream  whose  murmurs  still  I  hear. 

And  she  in  simple  beauty  drest.' 

He  repeated  them  with  feeling,  but  he  did  not  mention 
that  it  was  the  singing  of  Eilly  Lamborn  that  had  awakened 
his  sympathies  and  kept  the  memory  of  that  spot  so  fresh  in 
his  mind.  He  became  elevated  in  his  tone  as  he  spoke 
about  this  '  blest  stream,'  as  the  poet  calls  it.  He  broke  out, 
as  if  to  reassure  himself,  while  appearing  to  exhort  Myles, 
'  Never  mind,  Myles,  we'll  plant  our  influence  here. 
That's  a  noble  extract  from  Arnold  that  I  read  to  you — you 
remember  that  day  when  we  were  talking  of  coming  out. 
We'll  succeed  and  make  the  new  land  succeed  ;  as  it  rises 
we'll  rise  and  gain  distinction  for  it  and  ourselves  ;  and  if 
need  be,  we  will  lay  our  bones  in  its  virgin  soil.' 

1  Oh,  I'm  with  you,  Edward  Fairlie,'  said  Myles,  who  was 
not  unaccustomed  to  his  friend's  outbursts — '  I'm  with  you  as 


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to  the  success  and  distinction  and  all  that.  As  to  the 
bones,  at  present  I've  got  flesh  and  blood  to  provide  for. 
I  can  think  of  the  bones  when  I'm  done  with  the  others,'  he 
added  with  an  excusable  Irishism. 

Soon  after  Myles  Dillon  was  duly  installed  in  his 
position  at  the  City  Hospital,  and  his  brothers  of  the  staff 
and  the  profession  generally  gave  a  dinner  to  celebrate  the 
event  Frankfort  was  allowed,  on  the  ground  of  special 
friendship  with  the  guest,  to  be  one  of  the  company,  and 
glad  he  was  to  see  the  way  that  his  old  companion  was  wel- 
comed and  the  generous  feeling  towards  him  that  was 
displayed  even  by  those  who  might  have  been  looked  upon 
as  his  rivals.  Mr.  Singer,  the  leading  surgeon  in  Miranda, 
as  the  evening  wore  on,  and  no  one  had  lacked  his  equal 
share  of  that  generous  wine  that  doctors  are  so  critical  about 
with  regard  to  others,  proposed  the  new-comer's  health,  and 
though  his  skill  lay  more  in  the  knife  than  in  the  tongue,  he 
managed  to  express  what  he  wanted  to  say.  He  cordially 
praised  Dillon's  distinguished  collegiate  career,  and  even  got 
into  a  historical  illustration  the  more  fully  to  convey  his 
feelings.  'Our  guest  comes  a  real  —  a  genuine  Goliath 
among  the  medical  hosts  of  Excelsior.'  Dillon,  in  replying, 
thanked  them  all  cordially,  but  begged  respectfully  to 
disclaim  the  comparison  of  himself  as  the  Giant  of  the 
Philistines  to  Mr.  Singer's  David.  '  Unless,  indeed,'  he  con- 
tinued, '  my  kind  friend  here  is  indulging  in  a  little  satire  at 
my  expense,  as  I  am  told  is  sometimes  his  way,  and  presum- 
ing all  the  time  on  your  temporary  ignorance  of  Biblical 
details  ;  for,  if  you  mind  them,  you  will  remember  that 
while  Goliath  was  the  more  pretentious  of  the  two,  David 
proved  to  be  really  the  better  man,  and,  in  fact,  in  the  end 
gave  the  other  a  nasty  fall — injured  him  in  the  cranium.' 
The  laugh  at  once  brought  up  Mr.  Singer,  who  had  a 
difficulty  in  grasping  any  joke. 

'  I  assure  my  esteemed  friend  and  brother  of  the 
blade — I  mean  the  knife — that  nothing  was  further  from  my 
thoughts.  I  was  only  thinking,  you  know,  of  the  common 
notion  about  Goliath — like  a  proverb  that  you  pick  up  some- 
how. I  know  nothing  of  the  particulars,'  he  added,  with 
a  decisive  wave  of  the  hand. 


8o  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP,  in 

'  I  accept  my  kind  brother's  explanation  cordially,'  said 
Dillon,  looking  very  grave,  '  the  more  so  on  account  of  its 
inherent  probability.' 

Thus  they  enjoyed  themselves,  bantering  one  another, 
and  after  a  while  Singer  did  see  through  the  joke  ;  the  last 
heard  of  it  being  his  thanking  Dillon  for  his  advice,  and 
assuring  him  that  he  would  in  future  refresh  his  Biblical 
knowledge  by  going  to  the  Sunday  School  instead  of  the 
Hospital  on  Sunday  mornings. 

Frankfort  felt  pleased  at  seeing  his  friend  so  well 
received,  and  at  the  good  impression  he  made.  The  careers 
of  these  two  young  men  had  opened  well  in  the  new  land, 
and  they  ought  to  have  happy  lives  before  them.  For  what 
is  happiness  ?  Surely  it  is  found  when  a  merciful  Providence 
blesses  men  with  the  will  and  the  capacity  to  do  useful  work 
in  life,  and  then  opens  out  to  them  the  opportunity  to  do  it. 


CHAPTER    IV 

THE    BRASSVILLE   ELECTION 

FOR  some  two  years  Frankfort  continued  his  congenial 
College  life  and  work,  and  his  reputation  as  an  enlightened 
expounder  of  Social  Science  began  to  spread.  He  came 
to  be  recognised  as  one  whose  opinion  upon  many  public 
questions  it  would  be  worth  having,  and,  as  he  was  possessed 
of,  or  possessed  by,  the  political  temperament,  he  followed 
the  course  of  public  affairs  with  critical  interest.  But  he  had 
felt  no  desire  to  add  to  his  delightful  task  of  teaching  social 
truths  the  labours  and  temptations  of  the  politician's  life. 
Fate,  however,  was  busy  weaving  a  new  strand  in  the  web  of 
his  destiny — or  shall  we  say  Providence?  Whether  we 
attribute  it  to  Fate  or  (more  wisely)  to  the  direction  of 
Providence,  true  it  is  that  every  now  and  then  in  our  lives — 
at  certain  turning-points — several  influences  seem  to  conjoin, 
coming  from  diverse  quarters,  to  bring  about  some  result 
that  has  a  determining  influence  upon  our  careers.  Looking 
back  upon  these  crises  we  can  see  the  whole  trend  of  the 
events — how  they  surrounded  us  and  how  they  bore  us  on, 
and  yet  how  little  we  seem  to  have  to  do  with  their  direction 
ourselves !  Events  appear  to  fashion  themselves  and  us 
with  them.  Even  so  it  was  with  Frankfort. 

The  time  fixed  by  law  for  the  dissolution  of  the  House 
of  Representatives  in  Excelsior  was  approaching,  and  the 
Honourable  William  Brereton,  the  Premier,  in  view  of  the 
coming  general  election,  put  forth  what  was  termed  '  the 
Government  programme,'  the  main  feature  in  which  was  a 
generous  system  of  National  and  Reproductive  Works.  This 

VOL.  I  G 


82  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

chiefly  dealt  with  a  grand  scheme  of  Water  Supply  and  Dis- 
tribution ;  but  it  also  included  some  extensions  of  the  Public 
Tram  lines  and  Railways  of  the  Province.  Inquiries  about 
the  prospects  of  a  Loan  for  five  millions  sterling  in  London 
had  already  been  commenced,  so  that  the  main  features  of 
the  Government  proposals,  and  the  contemplated  means  for 
carrying  them  out,  might  be  fully  before  the  country,  when  it 
would  be  called  upon  to  pronounce  its  verdict  at  the  general 
election.  Naturally,  the  greatest  excitement  was  aroused 
throughout  the  whole  Province,  and  especially  in  those 
districts  that  considered  themselves  entitled  to  be  included 
in  the  projected  system  of  National  Works  ;  and  what 
districts  did  not  ?  In  Brassville  the  feeling  was  intense. 
There,  too,  it  took  the  direction  of  a  profound  popular  belief 
that  the  first  and  main  step  towards  securing  the  Reservoir  at 
the  proper  site  near  that  town  was  to  get  rid  of  Mr.  Ebenezer 
Meeks,  their  present  Representative,  who  had  allowed  Mr. 
Theodore  Bunker,  Member  for  Leadville  (aided  by  some 
unknown  power  behind),  to  outmanoeuvre  him  and  get  this 
National  work  left  out  of  the  last  Loan  altogether.  In  fact, 
the  Member  for  Leadville  saw  that  he  could  not  then  secure 
the  Reservoir  for  that  town,  and  of  course  thought  it  better 
to  delay  it  altogether  than  to  have  it  put  in  the  wrong 
place. 

The  Temperance  League  at  Brassville  also  uttered  a 
loud  cry  against  their  member  because  he  had  voted  for  the 
small  Bill  that  was  brought  in  during  the  last  session  to 
enable  the  liquor  license  for  a  back  street  Saloon  that  had 
been  destroyed  by  a  fire  to  be  transferred  to  the  spacious 
Empire  Palace  Hotel,  one  of  the  leading  houses  in  the  city, 
and  which  could  not  otherwise  obtain  a  license.  The 
Brassville  Trumpeter  was  unsparing  in  its  denunciation  of 
Meeks.  In  fact,  it  had  been  so  pronounced  in  its  antagonism, 
that  its  own  prestige  would  suffer  heavily  if  he  should  be 
returned  at  the  coming  election.  The  Brassville  Scorcher, 
while  at  present  giving  Meeks  a  dubious  support,  declared 
that  Brassville  being  left  out  of  the  last  Loan  was  a 
public  disaster  that  could  only  be  explained  by  the 
unscrupulous  machinations  of  Theodore  Bunker,  and  the 
dark  power  behind  that  backed  up  the  artful  faction  at 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  83 

Leadville.  In  an  important  leader  it  admitted  that  '  the 
only  way  for  Mr.  Ebenezer  Meeks  to  be  rehabilitated 
politically  was  for  him  to  make  it  a  sine  qua  non  that  the 
Reservoir  at  Brassville  should  be  the  first  work  to  be  taken 
in  hand  under  the  Loan  now  about  to  be  floated  on  the 
English  market.' 

When  the  anti-Meeks  party  began  to  look  about  for  a 
man  to  run  against  the  sitting  Member,  Frankfort  at  once 
occurred  to  them.  He  was  young,  and  that  alone  is  a 
recommendation  in  democracies  ;  but,  besides  that,  he  was 
popular,  and  in  Parliament  would  occupy  a  good  position, 
and  so  would  be,  they  considered,  a  more  powerful  advocate 
for  them  than  Meeks  ever  could  be.  If  any  one  would 
get  them  into  the  Loan,  he  would.  The  Honourable  Mr. 
Lamborn,  as  a  matter  of  etiquette,  did  not  openly  interfere 
against  his  brother  -  legislator  Meeks,  but  privately  he 
exhorted  all  men  not  to  leave  a  pebble  unturned  in  order  to 
secure  Frankfort.  Miss  Gazelle  and  her  party  were  jubilant 
at  the  thought  of  getting  a  strong  man  to  pit  against  the 
traitor,  and  the  lady  was  especially  pleased,  as  the  Professor's 
views  in  favour  of  the  emancipation  of  women  were  well 
known.  Mr.  Siree,  the  editor  of  the  Trumpeter,  feeling  that 
he  had  a  personal  stake  in  the  contest,  wrote  to  Frankfort, 
urgently  advising  him  •  to  come  forward,  and  in  fact  went  so 
far  as,  before  getting  his  answer,  to  put  in  a  paragraph, 
commonly  called  '  a  feeler,'  which  stated  that  '  it  was 
rumoured  that  the  distinguished  Professor  of  Sociology  in 
the  William  Borland  University  contemplated  wooing  the 
sweet  voices  of  the  people  of  Brassville  at  the  ensuing 
election.'  The  paragraph  went  on  to  say  that,  '  if  this 
rumour  should  prove  true,  as  we  are  shrewdly  inclined  to 
suspect  it  will,  the  people  of  this  great  and  long-suffering 
constituency  will  at  length  have  an  opportunity  of  taking 
an  emphatic,  though  tardy,  vengeance  for  the  rank  treason 
and  the  unparalleled  obliquities  of  the  sitting  Member.'  It 
concluded  sententiously,  but  significantly,  with  the  statement 
'  Barkis  is  willin'.' 

The  Rev.  Mr.  Keech,  who  was  visiting  the  capital  for 
the  purpose  of  attending  a  Bible  Conference,  constituted 
himself  into  a  deputation  from  Brassville  to  interview 


84  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Frankfort  on  the  subject.  He  prefaced  his  remarks,  when 
he  called  upon  him,  by  saying  that  he  never  interfered  in 
mere  politics,  but  that  in  this  instance  the  interests  of 
morality  were  at  stake. 

'  Indeed,  so  bad  as  that  ? '  inquired  Frankfort,  who  as 
yet  had  no  definite  knowledge  of  Brassville  politics. 

'  Truly,  truly,  my  dear  sir,  I'm  not  hard  against  any 
man,  but  how  can  I  tolerate  Meeks  either  for  Church  or 
State  ? ' 

'  Why,  what  is  so  bad  about  him  ? '  inquired  our  Professor. 
He  began  to  feel  his  curiosity  about  Meeks  aroused. 

'  What  is  so  bad  ? '  responded  Mr.  Keech.  '  He  has 
proved  a  broken  reed.  We  were  left  out  of  the  Loan  ; 
he  made  the  liquor  dealers  to  triumph,  bungled  away  our 
effort  to  get  payment  for  Bible  teaching  at  the  schools. 
How  can  we  expect  to  get  our  rights  with  such  a  one — or 
the  Reservoir  ? '  Mr.  Keech  added  the  last  want,  not  going  into 
any  details  about  it,  as  a  topic  that  all  men  must  be  familiar 
with.  Frankfort  thanked  him,  and  said  that  in  a  few  days 
he  hoped  to  be  able  to  let  his  friends  at  Brassville  know  of 
his  intentions  with  regard  to  the  important  proposal  made 
to  him.  He  had  to  consider  his  own  position,  and  also  he 
must  get  the  consent  of  the  President  and  the  Board  of 
Overseers  of  the  William  Dorland  University.  When  the 
reverend  gentleman  had  left,  the  first  thing  that  he  did  was 
to  write  to  his  uncle,  Mr.  Fairlie,  informing  him  of  what  had 
taken  place,  and  asking  his  advice  in  the  matter.  In  a  day 
or  so  he  got  this  reply  from  the  Banker  : — 

IMPERIAL  BANK,  BRASSVILLE  BRANCH, 
2$fA  October  18 — . 

DEAR  EDWARD — There  can  be  no  doubt  that  you  would  beat 
poor  Meeks  easily.  He's  no  good  now ;  though  not  very  old,  he 
seems  past  his  work.  We've  never  got  over  being  left  out  of  the  last 
Loan.  People  are  afraid  it  may  happen  again  with  this  one,  and 
Gazelle  and  Co.,  not  to  mention  our  friend  Keech,  are  implacable 
against  him  about  some  liquor  grievance.  So  if  you  want  to  go  into 
politics,  now's  your  time.  I  think  it  would  be  a  good  thing;  it 
would  give  you  influence,  and  some  more  income  too.  I'm  sure 
Dorland  and  the  Overseers  would  not  object.  If  you  determine  to 
stand,  you  can't  get  a  better  agent  than  little  Quiggle,  whom  you 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  85 

met  here  last  time.     He  knows  everything,  and  believes  only  as 
much  as  he  ought  to. — Your  affectionate  uncle, 

ED.  FAIRLIE. 

P.S. — Of  course  you  go  hammer  and  tongs  for  the  Reservoir. 

E.  F. 

This  note  was  highly  satisfactory  to  our  Professor  as  far 
as  his  prospects  of  success  were  concerned  ;  but  the  post- 
script set  out  definitely  before  him,  straight  in  his  path,  a 
subject  that  he  had  been  continually  meeting  with  during 
his  visit  to  Brassville,  but  hitherto  only  as  a  wayfarer  meets 
some  object  with  which  he  has  no  special  concern,  which  he 
passes  by  on  the  other  side,  and  thinks  no  more  of.  It  was 
evident  to  him  that  he  was  now  faced  with  this  Reservoir 
question  in  quite  a  different  way  from  that  in  which  it  had 
ever  come  before  him  previously.  Even  he,  he  himself, 
seemed  now  to  have  become  concerned  in  this  thing,  and 
possibly  concerned  in  it  in  a  way  vital  to  himself.  Could 
it  be  that  here,  on  the  very  threshold  of  the  political  career, 
his  prospects  of  usefulness  in  public  life  depended  on  a 
Reservoir  ?  All  his  knowledge,  ability,  aspirations,  ideals, 
prospects  mixed  up  in  some  way  with  this  Reservoir  ?  No  ! 
that  was  too  absurd.  Yet  it  was  at  least  clear  that  he  must 
now  fully  ascertain  all  the  facts  about  this  great  Brassville 
work,  and  then  see  what  the  people  there  really  wanted  in 
regard  to  it. 

The  first  thing,  however,  that  he  had  to  do  was  to  see 
the  Honourable  Mr.  Dorland,  and  ascertain  if  there  would 
be  any  objection  on  the  part  of  that  gentleman  and  the 
other  Overseers  to  his  proposed  candidature.  The  President 
readily  made  an  appointment  to  meet  him  ;  and  again,  as  he 
sat  in  the  reception-room,  he  had  an  opportunity  of  observing 
the  highly  respectable -looking  books  in  all  their  wealthy 
environment.  The  busts,  too,  were  there  on  the  mantelshelf, 
and  the  milk-white  paper,  with  the  motto,  'Onward  and 
Upward,'  also  the  fresh  flowers  (this  time  red  roses)  in  the 
piercingly  clear  water  of  the  vase.  The  only  new  thing  was  a 
striking  photograph,  large  size,  of  the  President,  taken  recently 
by  Ketch  and  Company,  the  great  photographers  of  Miranda. 
Like  many  excellent  photographs,  its  only  fault  was  that  it 


86  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

was  too  real.  It  gave  you  the  exact  features,  and  the 
features  in  firm  repose,  without  the  suffusion  of  life  that 
belongs  to  the  living  man.  This  living  animation  often  miti- 
gates the  actual  lines  of  the  features — rather,  perhaps,  conceals 
them.  Certainly  in  this  portrait  the  President  looked  a 
harder  man  than  he  did  when  he  spoke  to  you,  and  his 
gaze  seemed  to  be  more  sternly  fixed,  and  more  looking 
through  you  and  beyond  you,  than  it  was  as  Frankfort  now 
beheld  it,  when  he  walked  into  the  room  and  greeted  him 
in  a  friendly  way. 

'  Ah,  d'ye  like  it  ?  The  wife's  work,  getting  me  done, 
and  now  she  don't  fancy  it.  It's  a  way  they've  got,  women. 
She  says  it's  hard.  I  say,  "Mrs.  D.,  if  it  is  hard,  I'm  hard. 
The  sun  can't  lie,  you  know." '  He  glanced  at  it  with  a 
satisfied  look  and  a  quiet  laugh. 

'  True,'  replied  Frankfort,  '  but  the  sun  sometimes  cannot 
catch  the  expression,  and  it  is  the  expression  that  clothes 
the  features.  But  it  is  a  good  portrait — though,  owing  to 
a  lack  of  expression,  scarcely  does  justice,  does  it  ? '  He 
said  this  partly  because  it  was  quite  true,  and  partly  because 
he  wanted  to  say  something  civil  before  coming  to  business. 
He  was  rather  afraid  that,  as  he  had  been  only  two  years 
at  work,  the  President  and  Board  might  raise  some  diffi- 
culties about  his  standing  for  Parliament,  or  that  they  might 
possibly  seek  to  impose  some  conditions  with  regard  to  it ; 
and  he  was  resolved  that  he  would  either  go  in  quite 
untrammelled  or  not  go  in  at  all.  He  was  therefore  a 
little  surprised  when  the  President  received  his  proposal 
complacently  enough,  only  stipulating  that  he  must  refer  the 
question  to  the  Board  for  their  decision. 

Like  some  other  men,  great  and  small,  Mr.  Borland 
thoroughly  understood  the  value  of  having  some  authority 
in  the  background,  nominally  a  reality,  but  in  truth  only  a 
name — a  veritable  Mrs.  Harris,  upon  whom  he  could  lay 
all  delays,  objections,  conditions,  and  refusals  whatsoever. 

The  President  was  familiar  with  this  method  of  dealing 
with  troublesome  or  delicate  matters,  or  anything  he  wanted 
to  think  over.  He  bethought  himself  at  once  of  it  now  in 
regard  to  Frankfort's  proposal.  He  would,  he  said,  refer 
the  whole  question  of  his  entering  Parliament  to  the  Board  ; 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  87 

and  he  added,  '  When  I've  consulted  them  I  can  tell  you 
better,  Professor.  The  only  possible  difficulty  is  lest  they 

may  want  some  information,  ye  see '     The  only  thing 

the  Professor  could  see  was  that  the  President  was  looking 
not  at  him,  but  at  the  bust  on  the  mantelpiece — the  bust 
between  Shakespeare  and  Milton.  In  truth,  he  was  anxious 
to  get  some  idea  of  the  political  lines  that  Frankfort 
proposed  to  go  upon,  but  he  already  knew  enough  of  him 
to  be  aware  of  the  delicate  nature  of  any  such  inquiry  ;  and 
he  was  anxious  to  do  nothing  that  might  defeat  the  object 
that  he  always  had  in  view,  of  securing  in  public  affairs  an 
exponent  of  political  and  social  principles  who  would  command 
weight,  and  whom  he  trusted  would  also  be  favourable  to  his 
own  views  upon  certain  great  questions  in  which  he  was 
deeply  interested.  A  mere  common  hack  he  could  get 
easily  enough,  but  he  was  much  too  intelligent  a  man  not 
to  know  the  value  of  character  and  moral  weight  in  the 
legislature  of  Excelsior. 

'  Some  of  them  might  be  asking,  ye  see,'  he  continued — 
'  Jortin  there,  Alderman  Jortin,  he's  strong  upon  the  Silver 
question.  Indeed,  the  University  is  concerned  in  it — our 
revenues,  you  know.' 

'  Then  I'm  afraid,  Mr.  President,'  at  once  interposed 
Frankfort — '  I'm  afraid  I  misunderstand  the  position.  I 
thought  that  the  consent  of  the  Overseers  had  reference  only 
to  the  University — whether  the  duties  of  public  life  would 
interfere  with  my  work  here,  not  to  how  those  duties  would 
be  performed  as  regards  the  public.' 

'  Most  true — very  true,'  deliberately  answered  the  Presi- 
dent ;  '  that's  very  much  the  view  I  take  myself.  I  was 
only  thinking  of  Jortin  there,  and  how  I'd  answer  him.  It's 
rather  awkward '  (he  pronounced  it  akard)  '  not  being  able 
to  answer  questions  when  they're  asked.' 

'  If  they  ought  to  be  asked,'  interjected  Frankfort 

'  It's  this  way,'  continued  the  President  slowly,  not  in 
the  least  ruffled  by  the  remark,  nor  appearing  to  notice  it 
much  —  'it's  this  way.  Great  social  questions  are  looming 
ahead  of  us  upon  which,  Jortin  puts  it,  it  is  the  duty  of  the 
University  to  make  its  weight  felt  as  a  teacher  in  the  land- 
instruct  the  people  by  our  outside  influence  as  well  as  inside 


88  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

teaching,  ye  see.  He  said  it  at  the  Board  the  other  day,  and 
Lawyer  Keely  agreed  with  him.  I  argued  that  our  authority 
extended  thus  far' — drawing  his  finger  across  an  imaginary 
line  on  the  table  — '  University  bounds  ;  outside  moral 
influence  alone.' 

'  Well,  Mr.  President,  all  I  can  or  could  say  is  that  if  I 
do  go  into  Parliament  I  hope  to  do  my  duty  honestly  to 
both  the  University  and  the  country.  That's  my  answer  to 
Jortin,  sir.'  Frankfort  spoke  decisively.  He  added,  in  order 
to  turn  the  conversation,  and  looking  away  from  the  President 
to  his  photograph,  '  The  only  great  question  that  I  hear  of 
coming  up  at  Brassville,  where  I  think  of  going,  is  the 
Reservoir,  and  certainly  I  don't  know  much  about  it.' 

1  It's  a  d — d  job ! '  exclaimed  the  President,  with  a 
promptitude  and  warmth  quite  unusual  with  him  — '  a 
political  job.' 

In  fact,  he  had  been  surprised  into  this  expression  of  his 
opinion  by  the  sudden  and  unexpected  way  in  which  the 
subject  had  been,  unintentionally  as  far  as  Frankfort  was 
concerned,  sprung  upon  him. 

'  Indeed — a  job  ? '  exclaimed  our  Professor,  and  as  he 
looked  round  at  the  President  from  the  portrait,  he  saw  that  all 
the  hard  lines  of  the  face  in  the  photograph  were  indeed  in 
the  original.  The  usual  quiet,  almost  complacent  air  was 
for  the  moment  gone. 

'  Yes,  sir,  a  job — only  a  big  one.' 

'  It  should  really  be  at  Leadville,  then  ? '  innocently  pur- 
sued our  would-be  politician. 

By  this  time  the  President  had  recovered  from  the  tem- 
porary shake  to  his  equanimity.  He  had  confidence  in 
Frankfort's  honesty  and  intelligence,  and  felt  it  would  be 
unwise  for  him  to  enter  into  details  ;  so  he  only  replied  by 
repeating  '  Leadville  ?  '  in  an  inquiring  tone,  and  looking  down 
to  the  shining  polished  table  with  a  half-suppressed  laugh. 

'  Where  should  it  be,  then  ? ' 

'  If  ye're  to  go  into  Parliament  ye'll  have  to  look  into  the 
matter  yourself.  Ye'll  hear  enough  about  it,'  remarked  Mr. 
Borland. 

Frankfort  began  to  feel  that  he  was  realising  the  per- 
plexities of  the  political  career  rather  early  in  the  race,  and 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  89 

was  disinclined  to  pursue  the  matter  further  with  the  Presi- 
dent ;  as  it  was  already  plain  to  him  that  there  were  several 
conflicting  interests  woven  round  this  Reservoir,  and  he  felt 
that  he  could  not  tell  where  or  how  far  they  might  reach. 
As  he  did  not  take  up  the  conversation,  the  President 
went  on : 

'  Yes,  yes,  Mr.  Professor,  we  needn't  trouble  ourselves 
now  about  these  details.  If  the  Overseers  will  consent,  and 
you  do  stand  for  Brassville,  you'll  have  to  look  it  all  up.  In 
or  out  of  Parliament,  I'm  sure  that  you'll  prove  the  truth  of 
that  line  about  the  honest  man  being  the  noblest  work  of 
God.  The  Secretary  will  let  you  know  the  decision  of  the 
Overseers  directly.  You've  not  much  time  to  lose  if  you  are 
going.' 

As  a  fact,  the  recollection  of  the  Reservoir  question  made 
him  anxious  that  the  Professor  should  replace  Meeks  at 
Brassville.  He  felt  deeply  the  value  of  an  honest  man, — 
on  the  right  side. 

Frankfort,  when  he  had  any  difficulty  to  cogitate  over, 
generally  found  that  a  quiet  walk  afforded  a  good  oppor- 
tunity for  reflection  ;  so  he  resolved  to  walk  back  to  his 
lodgings,  in  order  that  he  might  think  over  the  questions 
that  seemed  to  be  looming  up  about  him.  From  what  he 
knew  of  the  President,  he  had  little  doubt  that  he  intended 
to  advise  the  Overseers  to  give  the  required  consent,  and  this 
advice  he  knew  would  determine  the  matter.  But  then  if  he 
did  stand,  what  about  this  Reservoir  for  which  he  was  to  go 
'hammer  and  tongs,'  but  which,  according  to  the  President, 
a  highly  practical  man,  was  a  mere  job  of  the  politicians. 
He  certainly  would  not  like  to  commence  his  political  career 
with  a  big  job.  Far  be  that  from  thy  servant.  He  had 
heard  that  a  quarter  of  a  million  sterling  was  to  be  devoted, 
from  the  coming  Loan  of  five  millions,  to  the  Reservoir  in  that 
part  of  the  country.  From  what  he  had  gathered  at  Brass- 
ville, he  understood  that  the  question  of  site  lay  between  that 
town  and  Leadville,  and  plainly  enough  he  could  at  once  see 
that  it  was  a  vital  question  for  them,  which  should  secure 
the  expenditure  of  that  large  sum  and  all  the  attendant 
advantages  of  the  Reservoir.  But  now  he  learnt,  from 
certainly  a  most  competent  authority,  that  it  would  be  a  job 


90  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

— that  is,  a  dishonest  use  of  public  money — to  have  it  at 
either  Brassville  or  Leadville  ;  so  that  in  fact,  if  the  country's 
interests  were  considered,  it  should  be  quite  away  somewhere 
else.  If  what  he  concluded  from  the  President's  words  and 
manner  was  the  correct  view,  why  then  this  '  hammer  and 
tongs  '  business  was  nothing  but  a  misappropriation  of  public 
money — only  the  thing  was  to  be  done  on  a  large  scale. 
Still,  he  did  not  know  but  that  the  President  himself  might 
be  prejudiced. 

His  way  lay  past  the  office  of  the  Miranda  News  Letter, 
so  he  called  in  to  have  a  talk  with  the  editor,  his  friend, 
Arthur  Hartpole.  This  gentleman  and  his  paper  belonged 
to  that  higher  and  larger  class  of  editors  and  newspapers 
who  maintain  the  usefulness  and  reputation  of  the  institution 
of  the  Press.  His  first  idea  in  starting  the  News  Letter  was 
to  make  it  merely  what  its  title  indicated,  a  budget  of  news  ; 
giving  the  public  full  information  upon  all  topics,  but  leaving 
them  to  form  their  opinions  for  themselves,  having  no  leading 
article  columns  at  all,  and  not  attaching  the  paper  to  any 
political  party.  He  used  to  maintain  that  the  first  and  great 
function  of  a  newspaper  was  to  tell  all  news  truly,  and  that 
the  more  impartial  an  attitude  it  could  maintain  between 
contending  factions,  the  more  it  was  fitted  to  efficiently  per- 
form that  function.  He  soon  found,  however,  that  men 
desired  guidance,  indeed  needed  it.  Putting  facts  before 
people  in  their  present  state  of  advancement  without  com- 
ment and  explanation  was  like  giving  the  dish  of  food 
without  the  spoon.  The  real  point  was  to  have  the  spoon 
of  sterling  metal,  and  clean.  The  News  Letter  accordingly 
took  its  stand  as  an  exponent  of  intelligent  and  common- 
sense  politics  ;  and  the  editorial  department,  under  Hart- 
pole's  direction,  was  distinguished  both  for  its  ability  and  its 
sound  and  also  its  high  tone.  He  fought  vigorously,  but  it 
was  with  the  sword  of  the  warrior,  not  the  poisoned  dagger 
of  the  assassin.  He  never  perverted  or  suppressed  facts  when 
they  made  against  his  side,  nor  pursued  private  enmities 
under  the  guise  of  maintaining  public  principles.  If  truth 
was  an  obligation  upon  one  man  speaking  to  another,  how 
much  more  was  it  so,  he  considered,  when  a  man  spoke  to 
thousands,  perhaps  millions,  of  his  fellow -men?  When  he 


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condemned  the  conduct  of  a  public  man,  he  did  not  do  so  in 
such  unmeasured  terms  as  to  induce  the  feeling  in  thoughtful 
observers  that  it  was  overdone ;  and  he  maintained  that 
in  this  way  his  censures,  when  he  did  censure,  were  all  the 
more  formidable,  as  the  public  knew  that  they  were  neither 
vindictive  nor  reckless.  '  If  I  blackguard  decent  men,  what 
have  I  left  for  the  rogues  ? '  he  used  to  say.  The  News 
Letter  had  a  good  circulation,  and  a  fair  measure  of  support 
from  the  general  public  ;  but  it  was  the  special  organ  of  the 
more  thoughtful  people  in  all  ranks,  while  the  editor  was  the 
personal  friend  of  most  of  the  '  best  people  '  in  Excelsior,  in 
the  true  sense  of  that  much  misused  expression.  He  and 
Frankfort  had  been  especially  intimate,  and  they  used  often 
to  enjoy  a  Saturday  afternoon — the  editor's  afternoon — in 
talking  over  subjects  either  of  a  literary  or  a  political  character. 
So  in  this  perplexity  that  was  threatening  him  Frankfort 
felt  that  it  would  be  rather  a  relief  to  talk  over  matters  with 
his  friend.  It  so  happened  that  the  editor  was  in  his  office. 

'  How  do  you  do,  Professor — how  do  you  do  ?  Salve, 
salve,  sit  down.  I  hope,'  he  continued,  '  that  the  learned 
halls  and  academic  shades  are  blooming  ? — don't  mind 
criticising  the  metaphor.  All's  right,  I  hope  ? '  he  added, 
as  he  looked  at  him  again  and  thought  that  certainly  his 
friend  seemed  to  be  graver  than  usual. 

'First-rate  I  am,  but  I  am  thinking  of  taking  a  rather 
serious  step — in  fact  the  plunge  into ' 

'  Into  matrimony  ! '  exclaimed  the  editor.  '  Why,  I 
thought  that  you'd  said  and  vowed  by  all  the ' 

1  Not  that — not  that,'  interrupted  our  Professor,  '  not 
so  bad  as  that, — I  mean,  not  quite  so  serious.  I  am  thinking 
of  standing  for  Parliament  at  the  general  election  —  for 
Brassville.' 

'  Well,  that's  serious  enough  too,'  said  the  editor — '  serious 
enough  for  you.  But  you  are  just  the  sort  of  man  we  want 
to  get  in.  If  it  suits  you,  it  will  suit  us.' 

1  The  political  career  is  certainly  a  noble  career,'  Frank- 
fort went  on.  '  It  ought,  at  least,  to  be  the  noblest  of  all,  as 
we've  often  said  in  our  talks  together  about  the  prospects  of 
the  political  art  in  our  age.' 

'  Well,  my  friend,  make  it  so.' 


92  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  So  I  will — so  I  mean  to  ;  but  the  fact  is  that  at  the 
very  start  I  find  myself  stuck  up,  bothered,  crossed  by  fate, 
to  speak  in  tragic  tones,  by  a  humbugging,  provoking  sort 
of  thing,  and  yet  what's  not  properly  connected  with  politics 
at  all.' 

4  Ah  well,'  answered  the  editor,  feeling  that  he  could 
easily  surmise  the  trouble,  '  that's  just  it.  Of  course,  if  Borland 
and  the  Overseers  make  any  difficulty,  above  all,  if  they 
attempt  to  impose  any ' 

'  Oh,  that's  not  it,'  promptly  interposed  Frankfort  '  Old 
Borland  seems  to  be  agreeable,  and  really  fair  enough  about 
it,  and  you  know  he's  the  Board.' 

'Well  then,  what's  the  matter?' 

'  It's  a  confounded  Reservoir,'  replied  Frankfort,  speaking 
in  a  deliberate  tone,  as  he  looked  down  and  studied  the  well- 
worn  patches  and  the  traces  of  many  footsteps  on  the 
editorial  carpet.  '  I'm  not  a  man  for  strong  language,  but  I 
do  feel  so  vexed  with  this  thing,  coming  straight  up  athwart 
me  as  the  great  determining  issue  on  the  very  threshold  of 
my  political  career.' 

Hartpole  knew  that  his  friend  at  times  had  an  impulsive, 
enthusiastic  way  about  him,  and  he  was  desirous  of  smooth- 
ing over  any  little  difficulty  that  he,  in  his  political  inexperi- 
ence, might  be  disposed  to  magnify  into  a  positive  obstacle, 
so  he  said  : 

'  A  Reservoir  ?  Well,  what's  the  matter  with  the  Reser- 
voir ? ' 

'  Why,  one  of  my  best  friends  tells  me  that  it's  the 
essential  thing  for  me  to  go  for,  "hammer  and  tongs,"  as  he 
says.  It's  the  only  thing  he  does  mention  —  not  a  word 
about  principles,  beliefs,  public  interest — only  this  Reservoir.' 

'  Well,  go  for  it,  then,'  calmly  said  the  editor. 

'  But  another  really  practical  man  tells  me  it's  a  nefarious 
job — and  it's  a  quarter-million  job,  too.' 

'  As  to  that,'  replied  the  editor,  a  little  stuck  up  himself 
now,  but  speaking  with  a  jocular  air,  '  you  see,  it's  our 
system.  The  constituencies  drain  away  at  Mother  State,  and 
the  Representative  is  the  suction-tube.' 

'  And  it's  a  bad  system,'  replied  Frankfort.  '  Here  I've 
been  studying  political  subjects  for  years,  and  fitting  myself 


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to  deal  intelligently  with  them.  Now  that  I  think  of  stand- 
ing, from  all  I  hear,  the  one  sole  question  with  the  con- 
stituency is  this  Reservoir — and  it's  said  to  be  a  job.' 

'  I  don't  say  that  the  system  is  good  ;  it  may  be  faulty, 
like  this  world  of  ours.  I  have  always  tried  to  combat  its 
excesses  in  the  Nezvs  Letter.  But  you'll  never  get  on  with 
any  institutions  unless  you  settle  first  how  much  bad  in  them 
you  are  prepared  to  accept.'  The  editor  spoke  this  way,  as 
he  was  afraid  of  Frankfort  spoiling  his  chances  by  some 
high-flown  ideas  of  inexperience.  He  added,  '  Besides,  my 
friend,  in  your  indignation  about  this  Reservoir,  you've  not 
yet  answered  my  question  :  What's  the  matter  with  it  ? 
What  is  wrong  about  it  ?  There  is  to  be  a  big  Loan  for 
water -works  ;  they  are  needed  for  the  country,  and  why 
should  not  your  place  get  its  Reservoir  as  well  as  the  rest  ? 
Don't  you  now  make  the  mistake  of  being  too  straight, 
whatever  you  do.  Do  you  know  all  the  facts  ?  ' 

'  No,  I  can't  say  that  I  do,'  answered  Frankfort,  feeling 
the  force  of  what  Hartpole  said.  '  That's  one  reason  why  I 
looked  in  to  see  you.  The  practical  man  I  spoke  of  as 
so  positively  saying  it  was  a  confounded  job  has  certainly 
put  me  rather  out  of  conceit  with  it.' 

'  Perhaps  your  practical  man  wants  it  somewhere  for 
himself.' 

'  To  be  sure,  that  might  be  so,'  our  Professor  reflected 
aloud. 

'  And  you  owe  a  duty  to  your  constituents,'  continued 
Hartpole. 

'  But  not  to  get  them  public  money  by  misrepresentation 
that  they  ought  not  to  get.  If  elected,  I  am  trustee  for 
the  whole  country.' 

1  My  dear  sir,'  said  the  editor,  interrupting,  '  we're  at  one 
on  that  point.  I  only  don't  want  you  to  run  away  with  an 
idea  that  in  this  case  may  be  a  mere  prejudice.  I  repeat, 
how  do  you  know  that  this  Reservoir  is  wrong  ? ' 

'  Well,  I  looked  in  as  I  thought  that  you  might  tell  me 
something  about  it.  It's  been  before  the  public  before,  I  think.' 

'  Yes,  I  remember  something  about  it — but  only  indis- 
tinctly,' said  Hartpole.  '  There  are  such  a  number  of  these 
things  ;  and  every  district  that  does  not  get  what  it  wants 


94  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

out  of  each  new  Loan  says  that  the  others  getting  anything 
is  a  job — and,  of  course,  a  big  one.  But  you  can  make  out 
all  about  it.  Nothing  easier.  You  know  Lavender  ? ' 

'  Secretary  to  the  Water  and  Irrigation  Bureau  ?  Of 
course  I  do,  I've  seen  a  good  deal  of  him.  I  first  met  him 
when  he  used  to  come  up  to  the  University  arranging  with 
Borland  about  the  Students'  Field  parties.' 

1  Go  up  then  and  have  a  talk  with  him.  He'll  show  you 
maps,  plans,  papers — the  whole  thing,  and  ten  to  one  he'll 
get  old  Blanksby,  C.E.,  the  Chief  Engineer,  to  say  something 
to  you  ;  that  is  to  say,  as  much  as  he'll  say  to  any  one,' 
Hartpole  added  with  a  laugh.  'And,  as  you  know,  though 
he  don't  say  much,  what  he  does  say  is  worth  listening  to. 
He  knows  what  he  is  talking  about,  and  every  one  can't 
say  that.' 

'  That's  just  what  I  will  do.  I  would  like  to  have  a  talk 
with  Lavender,  and  to  hear  old  Blanksby,  too,  as  much  as  I 
can  get  out  of  him.  He  certainly  does  not  waste  his  words. 
I  remember,'  continued  Frankfort,  '  when  he  came  up  about 
the  syphon  for  the  Elizabeth  Dorland  Lake  in  our  Gardens. 
Mrs.  Dorland  tried  to  engage  him  in  conversation,  but 
it  was  not  a  success.  His  only  reply  to  her  questions 
was  to  ejaculate  some  figures,  and  if  she  wanted  further 
information,  to  point  to  the  levels  in  his  plans.  But 
he  made  it  a  complete  job — the  President  swears  by 
him.' 

'  Does  he  swear  by  the  President  ? '  asked  Hartpole. 

As  time  pressed,  Frankfort  wrote  a  note  in  the  editor's 
room  to  Herbert  Lavender,  Secretary  to  the  Water  and  Irriga- 
tion Bureau,  asking  him  when  it  would  be  convenient  to  see 
him.  A  friendly  letter  came  the  next  morning:from  Lavender, 
naming  three  o'clock  that  afternoon.  The  Secretary  and  he 
were  no  strangers  to  one  another,  and  Lavender  had  liked 
what  he  had  seen  of  the  University  Professor.  Also,  he 
wished  to  stand  well  with  the  University  people,  as  he  partly 
affected  the  character  of  a  scientific  man  himself,  and  was, 
in  fact,  possessed  of  much  cursory  information  upon  sundry 
science  topics  of  the  day,  such  as  the  particulars  of  the 
photographs  at  the  last  solar  eclipse,  further  reports  about 
the  irrigation  lines  in  Mars,  or  some  recent  and  wholly 


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unexpected  information  concerning  the  rival  claims  of  Le 
Verrier  and  Adams  to  the  discovery  of  Neptune.  But  these 
intellectual  relaxations  he  never  allowed  to  interfere  with  the 
most  prompt  and  business-like  discharge  of  his  official  and 
semi-political  duties.  He  was  a  fair  type  of  the  class  of 
non-political  permanent  heads  of  Departments,  upon  whose 
intelligence  and  honesty  so  much  of  the  practical  success  of 
popular  Government  depends. 

The  exigencies  of  political  life  necessarily  throw  all  sorts 
of  men  into  all  sorts  of  positions.      Most  of  them  mean  to  do 
what  is  best  for  their  master,  the  people  ;  but  very  often  they 
do  not  know  how  to  do  it.      Nothing  requires  more  intelli- 
gence and  trained  skill  than   to  carry  on  the  complex  and 
often  difficult  affairs  of  daily  administration  effectually  ;  yet 
the  political  head  of  the  Financial  Department,  or  of  a  vast 
Public  Works  administration,  while  he  must  be  a  successful 
politician,  need  be,  and  often  is,  nothing  more.      He  may  be 
head  of  the  Treasury,  though  he  has  never  given  a  thought 
to  the  principles  that  underlie  sound  financial  administration  ; 
nay,  though  he  does  not  even   know  enough  to  be  aware 
that  there  are  such  principles.      He  may  be  called  upon  to 
govern  a  Railway  system  that  represents  the  value  of  millions, 
without  being  aware  of  the  difference  between  one  gauge  and 
another,  or  one  safety-brake  and  another.      He  may  have  to 
direct   the  Water   Supply   of  a  community  without  having 
ever  heard  of  the  different  methods  of  irrigation,  or  without 
being  able  to  tell  a  hydrant  from  a  syphon   if  he  sees  them. 
Calling   a   man    a    Finance    Minister,    or   a    Railway    Com- 
missioner, does    not  make    him   wiser   upon    those   subjects 
than  he  was  before,  and  the  days  of  inspiration  are  over.      If 
there  were  not,  then,  permanent  heads  to  the  various  Depart- 
ments of  both  ability  and  integrity,  the   community  would 
soon  have  to  pay  the  ample  bill  that  ignorant  dealing  with 
special    subjects   entails.      It   will    place    popular    rule    at   a 
disadvantage  if  the  standard  of  permanent  heads  comes  to  be 
lowered  ;  for  much  of  the  practical  success  of  Government 
depends  upon  these  unnoticed  pillars  of  the  State. 

Lavender  was,  as  we  have  said,  a  fair  representative  of 
this  important  class,  being  intelligent,  honest,  acquainted 
with  the  facts  in  all  matters  in  his  Department,  thoroughly 


96  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

loyal  to  whatever  party  was  in  power,  and,  while  always 
unreservedly  advising  his  Chief  in  private,  supporting  in 
public  whatever  he  did,  and,  not  less  important,  ever  keeping 
his  own  and  the  Minister's  counsel. 

The  first  person  to  greet  Frankfort,  as  he  walked  up  the 
long  flight  of  steps    leading  to  the    Irrigation  Bureau,  was 
Crane,  the  head   porter,  commonly  known  as  Wally  Crane. 
It  may  seem  to  the  reader  to  be  a  matter  of  no  consequence 
who  the  head   porter  was  ;    but  this  is  a   mistake.      Wally 
Crane  was  an  important  factor  in   the   Irrigation  Bureau  of 
Excelsior.       His    appearance,    manner,   tone   of  voice,   pro- 
nunciation   of    the    language,    and     especially   his    deeply- 
deferential  bow,  cap  (and  that  a  small  one)  in  hand,  were 
all  Irish  of  the  Irish.     Yet  he  never  was  in  Ireland  in  his 
life.       He    was    born    in    New    Orleans,    certainly   of    Irish 
parents,  but  who  had   long  been  settled  there.      He  came  to 
Excelsior  when   a  young  man,  and   naturally  appeared  as  a 
policeman  in  a  few  months.      His  great  diligence,  joined  to 
his  complaisant  manner,  secured  his  advance  in  the  public 
service,  and  in  due  time  he  was  transferred  to  the  Irrigation 
Bureau,  and,  after  long  years  of  faithful  duty,  became  the 
head  porter.      In  this  position  he  managed  to  enlarge  the 
importance  and  raise  the  value  of  the  comparatively  humble 
duties  of  his  position  very  considerably.      He  was  a  widower, 
so  he  was  always  about  the  offices  ;    disappearing  at  times 
up  a  steep  ladder  into  some  attic,  where  he  was  understood 
to   eat    and   sleep.     At   whatever  hour,   early  or   late,   the 
Minister  or  Lavender  came  to  the  office,  there  he  was  ;    just 
as  if  he  could   not  breathe  for  long  anywhere  else  except 
there  or  at  the  Parliament  House.      For  when   Parliament 
was  sitting  Wally  used  to  leave  the  office  to  the  care  of  the 
second  porter  and  assiduously  haunt  the  Lobbies,  or  creep 
into  the  Gallery  (if  something  exciting  was  going  forward  in 
the  House),  ever  ready  to  attend  his  Chief,  or  to  hold  Mr. 
Lavender's  bag  for  him  when  he  went  into  the  Minister's 
room   to  give  the  Minister  some  necessary  information.      If 
the  House  sat  all  night,  it  did  not  in  the  least  matter  to  Mr. 
Crane.      He  carried  about  him  enough  to  sustain  life,  in  the 
shape  of  slices  of  bread  and  butter  done  up  in  brown  paper, 
and  a  small  flask  of  something  fluid ;  and  as  the  gray  dawn 


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would  be  breaking  upon  the  exhausted  legislators,  Wally 
Crane  could  be  seen,  by  those  who  knew  where  to  look  for 
him,  comfortably  curled  up  in  a  corner,  apparently  asleep  ; 
but  alert  to  the  least  call  from  the  Minister  or  to  any  pre- 
monitory symptoms  that  the  House  was  about  to  rise. 

He  knew  every  member  personally,  but  most  defer- 
entially ;  and  could  give  a  capital  opinion  as  to  the  prospects 
of  re-election  of  each,  but  never  gave  it  to  any  one  except  to 
his  own  Minister  for  the  time  being,  in  confidence,  or  to  Mr. 
Lavender  ;  or  to  a  select  Sunday  party  of  bachelors  at  his 
nephew  Michael  Crane's  cottage,  in  Grubb  Lane,  down  the 
city.  He  was  quite  familiar  with  all  the  plots,  projects, 
intrigues,  cabals,  manoeuvres,  stratagems,  negotiations,  machi- 
nations, scandals,  gossip,  and  rumours  whatsoever  that  were 
going  forward  in  the  political  world  ;  but  kept  the  most  pro- 
found silence  concerning  them  except  to  Mr.  Lavender,  and 
to  the  Minister  when  the  great  man  encouraged  him  to 
speak,  or  to  the  party  in  Grubb  Lane.  He  was  invaluable 
in  the  matter  of  receiving  deputations  :  whether  in  giving 
Lavender  an  idea  of  their  importance  from  a  cursory  view 
in  the  waiting-room,  or  reporting  to  him  whether  they  would 
be  likely  to  insist  upon  seeing  the  Minister,  or  could  be  put 
off  by  an  interview  with  him,  Lavender ;  or  in  himself 
soothing  their  ruffled  feelings  in  case  of  delay  ;  or  in  explain- 
ing away  the  Minister's  absence,  when  he  would  fail  to  keep 
an  appointment  ;  at  the  same  time  confidentially  explaining 
to  the  disappointed  deputationists  that  they  would  gain  their 
object  much  better  by  seeing  the  Secretary,  who,  he  would 
assure  them,  had  the  whole  thing  not  merely  at  his  finger 
ends,  but  in  his  hands.  Whenever  any  one  called  on  either 
Minister  or  Secretary  upon  business  that  was  not  specified, 
Walter  Crane  left  no  stone  unturned  to  ascertain  what  they 
had  called  about,  and  generally  succeeded  in  doing  so ; 
except  in  strictly  confidential  matters,  when  he  sketched  out 
of  his  own  consciousness  the  cause,  and  very  often  did  so 
correctly. 

The  key-note  to  Crane's  character  was  his  absolute 
loyalty  to  the  Irrigation  Bureau  and  all  that  concerned  it. 
He  worshipped  each  new  Minister  as  he  arose  ;  and  as  for 
the  Secretary,  his  devotion  to  him  was  unchanging.  His 

VOL.  I  H 


98  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

honesty  was  clear  as  the  noonday.  He  would  have  died 
upon  the  floor  ere  he  would  have  allowed  an  invader  to  carry 
off  even  an  old  pen  from  its  precincts. 

Lavender  had  told  him  to  be  on  the  look-out  for  Pro- 
fessor Frankfort,  and  though  the  Professor  had  on  previous 
occasions  called  once  or  twice  to  see  the  Secretary,  yet  the 
special  appointment  for  this  visit,  the  coming  election,  and 
some  rumours  that  Crane  had  seen  in  the  papers,  led  him  to 
attach  especial  interest  to  it. 

'  And  how's  yer  Honour's  health  ?  '  he  asked  as  Frankfort 
came  up,  at  the  same  time  removing  the  small  cap  which  he 
wore  right  at  the  back  of  his  head  (just  as  if  he  felt  that  he 
was  not  entitled  to  have  a  head-covering  of  a  full,  upstanding 
description),  bowing  low  down,  and  looking  quite  pleased  to 
see  the  visitor.  '  An'  who  will  yer  Honour  be  seeing  ?  ' 

'  I  want  to  see  Mr.  Lavender,  please.' 

'  It's  not  His  Excellency  the  Minister  ye'd  be  after  see- 
ing ? '  queried  Mr.  Crane.  He  always  styled  the  Minister 
'  His  Excellency,'  truly  ex  necessitate  rei ;  for,  as  he  was 
bound  by  his  nature  to  address  the  Secretary  and  Members 
of  Parliament  as  '  yer  Honour,'  and  since  there  must  be 
some  distinction  between  such  an  exalted  personage  as  the 
Minister  and  ordinary  mortals,  he  had  to  devise  some  appro- 
priate title  for  the  former.  He  had  asked  his  last  question 
because  he  had  some  idea  that  Frankfort  might  be  coming 
to  see  if  he  could  get  the  Government  support  at  the  General 
Election,  in  which  case  he  would,  of  course,  want  to  see  the 
Minister,  not  the  Secretary. 

'  No,  I  only  want  to  see  Mr.  Lavender.  I  think  he 
expects  me/ 

'  An'  it's  welcome  yer  Honour  would  be  to  either,  surely, 
surely,'  he  said  gently  to  himself.  '  If  yer  Honour  would 
just  'cuse  me  going  before  ye,  I'll  show  ye  straight  into  his 
room.'  He  was  disappointed  at  the  answer,  as  it  seemed  to 
show  that,  after  all,  he  had  only  called  about  some  ordinary 
business  matter  ;  so  he  resolved,  for  the  sake  of  the  quieting 
of  doubts,  to  do  a  little  necessary  dusting  in  the  Secretary's 
office,  after  he  had  ushered  in  the  Professor.  Lavender  was 
quite  accustomed  to  these  special  fits  of  zeal  in  favour  of  the 
furniture  on  the  part  of  the  head  porter,  and  in  fact  rather 


iv  THE  BRASS VI LLE  ELECTION  99 

encouraged   them,  as  sometimes  he   found   the  presence  of 
such  a  keen  observer  of  things  useful. 

Frankfort  soon  satisfied  Mr.  Crane's  curiosity,  as  he  had 
no  desire  to  keep  his  business  secret. 

'  How  are  you,  Professor  ?  Glad  to  see  you.  Nothing 
wrong  with  the  syphon  at  the  Elizabeth  Borland  Lake,  I 
hope  ? '  said  the  Secretary.  '  It  would  spoil  the  outlook  from 
your  Lecture  rooms  if  it  did  go  wrong.' 

'  No,  I  came  about  quite  another  matter,'  answered 
Frankfort.  '  The  fact  is,  I  am  thinking  of  standing  at  the 
General  Election  that's  coming  on,  and  I'm  told  that  an 
all  -  important  matter,  where  I'm  going,  is  the  Brassville 
Reservoir.' 

Here  he  was  disturbed  by  a  sort  of  involuntary  exclama- 
tion that  seemed  to  issue  from  the  floor,  near  where  Wally 
Crane  was  down  upon  his  knees  busily  polishing  the  leg  of  a 
large  cedar  side -table.  He  looked  round,  and  there  was 
Crane  polishing  harder  than  ever ;  he  had,  in  fact,  got  right 
down  to  the  floor  itself,  in  his  anxiety  to  make  a  good  job 
of  it.  To  look  at  him,  he  seemed  as  if  he  had  not  uttered 
a  word  for  a  long  time.  But,  unless  the  whole  theory  of 
causation  is  at  fault,  either  he  or  the  leg  of  the  side  -  table 
must  have  produced  the  sound. 

When,  then,  our  would-be  politician  looked  round,  Crane 
was  still  polishing,  in  fact,  going  strong  at  the  polishing  ; 
and  Lavender,  a  little  disturbed  by  the  exclamation  himself, 
and  thinking  that  possibly  his  visitor  would  rather  discuss 
the  matter  with  him  alone,  said,  '  That'll  do,  Crane.  You 
need  not  wait ;  but  let  me  know  if  the  Minister  is  in,  and  if 
I  can  see  him  for  a  minute.  Yes,  Professor,'  he  continued, 
addressing  his  visitor,  '  I  can  tell  you  all  about  it.  It  has 
been  with  us  for  years.  I  call  it  the  Meeks'  Freehold  and 
Bunker's  Reversion.  But  I'd  just  like  to  get  the  Minister's 
permission  to  give  you  all  the  facts — show  you  the  papers, 
maps,  and  so  on  ;  so  that  if  you  do  go  down  you  will  be  well 
armed.  You're  for  Brassville,  I  think  you  said  ? ' 

In  a  minute  or  so  a  low  tap  at  the  door  announced 
Mr.  Crane,  who  just  looked  half  in,  with  his  usual  bow,  and 
stated  that  His  Excellency  the  Minister  was  in  and  would 
see  His  Honour  the  Secretary.  When  Lavender  returned 


ioo  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

he  remarked,  '  It's  all  right.  The  Minister  is  quite  pleased 
that  you  are  standing.  So  I  can  show  you  the  whole  thing. 
Just  look  at  this  tracing  over  here,'  he  continued,  going  to  the 
side-table  on  the  leg  of  which  Crane  had  bestowed  so  much 
attention.  '  Here  you  are.  Brassville,  Leadville  along  the 
coast  side  of  the  Divide  ;  Silveracre  on  the  other  side, 
inland.  You're  for  Brassville,  are  you  not  ?  ' 

'  Yes,  I  think  of  standing  for  Brassville.' 

'  Well,  there  you  are,  that's  the  site  of  the  Reservoir,' 
said  the  Secretary,  making  a  mark  with  a  very  large  blue 
pencil  at  a  point  on  the  tracing  near  that  town. 

'  It  is  to  be  a  big  affair,  is  it  not  ? '  asked  Frankfort.  '  I 
understand  it  is  expected  to  cost  about  a  quarter  of  a 
million.' 

'  Well,  yes,  about  that,'  replied  the  Secretary.  '  The  Loan 
we  are  just  going  to  float  is  to  be  for  five  millions — yes,  it  will 
be  about  a  quarter  of  a  million  out  of  that.'  He  made  a  rapid 
calculation  on  a  blank  sheet  with  the  blue  pencil,  and  added, 
'  It  might  run  into  three  hundred  thousand  ;  these  things  do 
stretch  out  so.  It'll  set  up  the  Brassville  people,  if  they  get 
it ;  and  you  too,  Professor.  I  should  say  that  the  seat  would 
be  yours  for  life.' 

'  But  the  site's  disputed,  is  it  not  ?  I  have  heard  a  good 
authority  say  that  it  was.' 

'  Oh,  of  course,'  interjected  Lavender ;  '  of  course  it's 
disputed.  But  you  said  you  were  going  for  Brassville, 
didn't  you  ? ' 

1  Yes,  and  I  am  going  for  Brassville ;  but  I  want  to 
understand  the  merits  of  the  matter.' 

'  The  merits  ?  '  queried  the  Secretary. 

'  Yes,  the  merits  of  the  question  of  site.  I  want  to 
know  if  the  Reservoir  ought  to  be  put  at  the  point  there 
that  you  mark  with  your  pencil.  Is  that  the  true  and 
proper  place  to  construct  it  ? ' 

'  The  true  and  proper  place  ? '  repeated  Lavender, 
looking  rather  pointedly  at  him. 

'Yes,  don't  you  see,  Lavender,  if  I'm  returned,  I  must 
think  for  the  whole  country  as  well  as  for  Brassville  ; 
and  I  want  to  know,  ought  the  Reservoir  to  be  there  in 
the  general  public  interest  ?  ' 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  101 

He  spoke  explicitly,  as  the  Secretary,  though  generally 
very  quick,  seemed  to  be  at  some  loss  to  understand  his 
position. 

'  Why,  then,  perhaps  you'd  better  go  through  the  papers 
for  yourself/  and  the  Secretary  touched  his  bell.  Directly 
the  door  opened  a  little  way  and  Crane  looked  in  at  the 
door  to  see  what  was  wanted. 

'  Just  ask  Mr.  Twining  to  give  you  the  file  of  papers  of 
the  Brassville  Reservoir,'  said  the  Secretary.  And  looking  at 
Frankfort — '  You'd  better  have  the  Leadville  lot  too,  and 
what  there  is  from  Silveracre.  You  want  all  sides,  you  say?' 

'  Yes,  please,  I  want  all  the  papers  on  the  subject.' 

1  Well,  well,  you  hear,  Crane  ;  ask  Mr.  Twining  for  them 
all.  You'll  find  them  pretty  voluminous  ;  but,  to  be  sure, 
there's  a  deal  of  repetition.' 

Crane,  lowering  his  head  deferentially,  disappeared  on 
his  errand,  and  soon  returned,  almost  breathless,  with  two 
ponderous  piles  of  papers — one  marked  'Brassville'  in  red  ink, 
and  the  other  '  Leadville  '  in  blue  ink  ;  while  under  both  was 
a  thin  slip  of  documents  marked  on  the  first  sheet,  in  pencil, 
'  Silveracre.' 

'Put  them  on  the  side -table  there  for  the  Professor. 
Look  over  them  quietly,  Frankfort,  you  won't  disturb  me,' 
said  Lavender.  And  Crane  placed  them  down  as  he  was  told, 
only  stopping  to  give  one  more  polish  to  the  shining  leg  of 
the  table,  and  stealing,  while  doing  so,  an  inquiring,  half- 
perplexed  look  at  the  visitor. 

The  latter  settled  to  his  work  with  the  trained  aptitude 
of  the  student,  and  soon  discovered  that,  though  the  two 
piles  seemed  so  formidable,  their  substance  was  by  no  means 
equal  to  their  bulk.  There  was,  in  fact,  a  striking  similarity 
between  the  contents  of  the  two.  Each  contained  petitions 
for  the  Reservoir,  estimates  of  cost  and  of  revenue  returns, 
highly  favourable  reports  from  divers  persons  signing  C.E. 
after  their  names,  long  rows  of  statistics,  and  calculations  of 
income  from  rating  and  income  from  revenue  in  distinct 
columns,  requests  for  the  receiving  of  deputations,  appoint- 
ments therefor,  reports  of  proceedings  thereat,  memoranda 
as  to  separate  interviews  with  the  Minister  or  the  Secretary, 
all  interspersed  with  clippings  from  newspapers,  containing 


102  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

leading  articles,  long  reports  of  meetings,  letters  from 
'  Indignant  Patriot,'  also  '  Disgusted  Patriot,'  each  demanding 
a  National  policy  for  their  town,  and  proving  that  it  would 
be  rewarded  by  from  six  to  seven  per  cent  interest  on  the 
outlay. 

The  general  conclusion  to  be  gathered  from  each  set  of 
papers  appeared  also  to  be  much  the  same.  In  either  case, 
the  Reservoir,  at  the  spot  that  each  contended  for,  was 
advocated  upon  the  ground  of  its  being  an  essentially  National 
and  obviously  reproductive  work,  the  primary  cost  of  which 
belonged  to  the  Public  Treasury.  Yet,  as  in  both  cases  it 
was  so  clearly  shown  that  the  returns  from  the  sale  of  the 
water  would  yield  a  handsome  interest  on  the  quarter  of  a 
million,  it  would  seem  to  an  observer  that  the  districts 
concerned  were  making  a  mistake  in  not  keeping  such  a 
profitable  undertaking  to  themselves.  The  calculations  as 
to  the  exact  returns  in  cash  from  the  Reservoir  in  each 
case  filled  long  columns  of  figures,  in  some  cases  worked 
out  to  decimals ;  but  in  the  result  they  were  much  the  same. 
Those  from  Brassville  showed  four  and  a  half  per  cent  for 
direct  interest,  and  one  and  a  half  per  cent  for  sinking  fund  ; 
while  those  from  Leadville,  made  out  upon  a  different  plan, 
yet  showed  six  and  a  quarter  per  cent  for  straight  out 
interest,  with  no  provision  for  a  sinking  fund. 

Further,  there  were  certain  special  claims  which  each 
district  made  to  the  Reservoir.  It  seemed  that  each  had 
been  distinctly  promised  that  it  should  have  the  Reservoir, 
at  one  time  or  another,  by  different  but  competent  political 
authorities,  and  that  numbers  of  citizens  had  taken  up  land 
from  the  Government  and  begun  farming  and  other  opera- 
tions upon  the  faith  of  the  promise  in  each  case.  Further, 
it  was  averred  by  each  that  it  would  be  impossible  to 
continue  to  pay  the  State  rent  for  the  land  unless  the  said 
State  fulfilled  its  part  of  the  contract  and  supplied  the 
water  that  was  necessary  for  the  proper  cultivation  of  the 
soil.  Not  only  so,  but  the  failure  to  construct  this  National 
work  would  lead  (in  each  case)  to  the  depopulation  of  each 
respective  district,  and  to  the  people  being  driven  to  herd 
together  in  the  overcrowded  towns. 

Thus,  as  to  both  Brassville  and  Leadville,  the  cases  were 


iv  THE  BRASS  VILLE  ELECTION  103 

clear  and  well  supported  by  figures  for  each.  But  what 
about  Silveracre?  Frankfort  was  struck  by  the  limited 
and  scrappy  nature  of  the  records  relating  to  that  centre  ; 
yet,  as  far  as  one  could  judge  from  these  records,  decisive 
action  followed  not  long  after  the  intervention  of  Silveracre. 
It  was  not  easy  to  trace  how,  for  in  fact  the  papers  were 
few  from  that  important  mining  district.  There  were  some 
returns,  evidently  prepared  by  a  skilled  hand,  which  spoke 
for  themselves,  and  unless  they  were  entirely  fabricated,  de- 
monstrated that  the  Reservoir  at  either  Brassville  or  Leadville 
could  not  pay  one  and  a  half  per  cent  on  the  cost ;  while,  if 
on  the  other  side  of  the  Divide,  the  return  from  the  existing 
mines  would  be  handsome,  without  at  present  calculating  on 
the  ever-growing  expansion  of  the  mining  industry.  There 
were  no  appointments  for  deputations,  though  there  were 
one  or  two  reports  from  the  local  paper  of  indignation 
meetings  in  the  mining  districts,  at  which  leading  mine 
managers  proposed  very  strongly  worded  resolutions  de- 
nouncing the  claims  of  both  Brassville  and  Leadville.  There 
were  also  some  memoranda,  torn  from  the  office  scribbling 
tablet,  fixing  times  for  interviews  between  gentlemen  known 
to  the  mining  world  and  the  Minister  or  the  Secretary.  As 
these  scrappy  memoranda  thinned  out  to  a  close,  the  only  thing 
noticed  was  a  visit  by  the  Minister  to  start  the  new  engine 
works  of  the  famous  Van-Dorland  Mine,  near  Silveracre. 
Finally,  there  was  a  telegram  from  him,  dated  from  that  town- 
ship itself,  to  the  Secretary,  telling  him  to  postpone  the 
reception  of  a  proposed  deputation  from  Brassville  for  the 
present.  The  next  thing  that  happened  chronologically  was 
the  appearance  of  the  Government  Schedule  of  proposed 
works  (under  the  last  Loan  floated),  with  the  Reservoir, 
whether  on  the  one  side  of  the  Dividing  Range  or  the  other, 
left  out  altogether. 

When  Frankfort  turned  round  from  his  papers,  Lavender 
asked  him  if  he  had  got  to  the  rights  of  the  question  now. 

'  Really,  it  is  not  so  easy  to  do  that,'  he  answered. 
'  They  both  bring  forward  much  the  same  facts  and  figures. 
And  what  about  the  Silveracre  men  ?  They  seem  to  say 
little,  but  to  do  a  lot.  There  are  very  few  papers  about  them, 
only  down  the  Minister  goes  and  the  thing  seems  done.' 


104  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Don't  you  understand  how  that  is  ? '  replied  the 
Secretary,  as  he  went  on  to  explain  it.  '  You  see  they  are 
the  great  mine -owners  there.  They  get  up  their  facts 
carefully,  and  speak  with  weight.  Of  course  they're  thinking 
of  themselves — they  want  the  Reservoir  on  their  side  of  the 
Range.  But  then  they  do  all  quietly, — they  want  no  fuss, 
no  popular  cry  against  the  big  mine-owners.' 

'  And  the  Minister  ?  '  queried  Frankfort. 

'  Well,  the  truth  is,  as  you  will  have  all  the  facts,  he 
can't  but  admit  that  they're  right  as  to  it's  not  being  on  the 
coast  side — no  one  can  doubt  that — but  it  does  not  follow 
that  he  will  put  it  where  they  want.  And  in  any  case  he 
too  wants  no  fuss  on  their  part.  He  doesn't  want  to  appear 
to  be  mixed  up  with  them  in  this  matter.  That's  the  whole 
of  it, — of  course  you  don't  mind  the  common  gossip  about 
influence.' 

'  Well,  but  what  does  the  Department  say  to  all  this  ? ' 
persisted  Frankfort.  '  Where,  in  fact,  do  the  engineers  say 
that  this  Reservoir  should  be? — that  is  what  I  want  to 
get  at.' 

'  The  Department  !  the  engineers  ! '  exclaimed  Lavender. 

'  Yes,  the  simple  question  I  want  answered  is,  where  in 
the  public  interest  should  this  thing  be  ? '  said  Frankfort, 
trying  to  be  as  explicit  as  possible. 

'That's  not  so  simple  a  question  as  you  seem  to  think,' 
answered  Lavender.  '  It  depends  upon  many  things,  and  is 
to  be  ultimately  determined  by  the  Minister  and  then  by 
Parliament.  I  hope  you'll  be  there.' 

'Well,  but  surely  your  engineer- in -chief  and  your 
professional  men  have  their  opinion  as  to  where  it  ought  to 
be.  What  do  they  say  ?  ' 

'  You'd  like  to  have  Blanksby's  opinion,  would  you  ?  I 
fear  it  won't  help  your  cause  much — you're  for  Brassville, 

aren't  you  ? — but  of  course,  if  you  like '  The  Secretary 

here  touched  the  bell,  and  the  alert  Crane  again  insinuated 
his  head  at  the  door. 

'  Just  give  the  engineer-in-chief  my  compliments  and  say 
that  I  should  be  obliged  if  he  would  step  in  here  for  a  few 
minutes.  Say  we  won't  keep  him  long.'  '  I  know,'  he 
added,  turning  to  Frankfort,  'that  he  has  to  attend  the 


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Minister  at  four  o'clock.  You've  met  him — you  know  his 
way.  He  doesn't  say  much,  does  he  ? — indeed,  I've  often  to 
expand  his  ideas  myself — but  then  he's  so  solid.' 

Soon  Mr.  Blanksby,  C.E.,  appeared,  and  solid  he  certainly 
seemed  to  be.  On  his  large  bald  head  even  a  phrenologist 
would  have  had  a  difficulty  in  saying  where  the  intellectual 
lines  terminated  and  the  moral  began.  He  also  presented 
rather  a  battered  appearance  and  a  blurred  countenance, 
probably  the  result  of  exposure  to  rough  weather,  and  of 
hardships  undergone  in  exploring  the  Ranges  in  the  early 
days.  He  was  solemn  of  aspect,  slow  of  movement,  few  of 
words,  and  honest  of  purpose. 

'Ah,  Blanksby,  here's  the  Professor;  you've  met  before,' 
said  Lavender.  '  He's  come  to  see  you — not  about  the 
Elizabeth  Borland  Lake  this  time.  Fact  is,  he's  thinking  of 
standing  at  the  election  for  Brassville,  and  the  Minister  says 
that  we  can  give  him  all  the  information  he  asks  for  about 
the  Reservoir.  You're  the  man  to  make  it  all  clear.' 

Blanksby  silently  shook  the  Professor's  hand,  and  looked 
down  upon  the  tracing  of  the  country  on  both  sides  of  the 
Dividing  Range  with  his  large,  heavy  eyes.  Of  course,  he 
could  not  answer  questions  till  they  were  asked. 

'  Yes,'  said  Frankfort,  after  a  slight  pause,  '  Lavender 
says  that  you  can  tell  me  all  about  it.' 

'  What  ? '  inquired  the  engineer,  partly  looking  round  at 
Frankfort. 

'  About  the  Brassville  Reservoir.' 

'  What,  there  ? '  said  Blanksby,  completing  his  look 
round  at  him. 

'  Why,  the  plain  thing  is,'  resumed  Frankfort,  in  a  half- 
expostulating  tone,  '  where  should  this  Reservoir  be  built  ? 
To  begin  with,  should  it  be  here  ? '  and  he  marked  the  point 
with  Lavender's  blue  pencil,  near  the  town  of  Brassville. 

'  Na,  na,'  said  Blanksby,  with  a  slow  shake  of  his 
head. 

'  Why,  then — do  you  go  for  Leadville  ?  ' 

'  Nary  a  bit,'  replied  Blanksby,  looking  down  fixedly  at 
the  tracing. 

'  Ah,  I  knew  that,  Frankfort,'  broke  in  Lavender  ; 
'  Blanksby  don't  believe  in  having  the  Reservoir  along  the 


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coast  side  of  the  Range  at  all.    The  great  interests  of  the 
country,  he  considers,  require ' 

'  Well,  but,'  interposed  Frankfort,  becoming  perplexed  by 
what  he  had  heard,  and  more  anxious  than  ever  to  get  at 
the  true  rights  of  the  matter,  'does  Mr.  Blanksby  go  for 
Silveracre  then  ? ' 

'  Where  ? '  asked  the  engineer,  looking  again  upon  the 
plan. 

'  There,'  he  replied,  marking  the  spot  with  the  blue 
pencil.  '  In  fact,  Mr.  Blanksby,  if  you  could  do  just  as 
you  liked,  would  you  put  the  Reservoir  there  ? ' 

'Yes — if  I  owned  the  mines,'  he  answered,  looking  up, 
with  a  slight  nod  to  Frankfort. 

'  Just  so,'  interposed  Lavender,  with  a  short  cough, '  there's 
great  force  in  what  Blanksby  says.  It  comes  to  this,  if 
you  spend  a  quarter  of  a  million  at  Silveracre,  you're  really 
giving  it  to  the  great  mine -owners.  It's  true,  you  assist 
mining,  but  mainly  by  swelling  the  pockets  of  the  proprietors. 
There's  great  force,  I  certainly  think,  in  what  Blanksby  says, 
that  the  man  who  builds  the  Reservoir  there  ought  to  own 
the  mines.' 

Our  politician  was  getting  rather  distracted  by  the 
difficulties  that  seemed  to  be  in  the  way  of  his  quest  for  the 
true  site  of  this  Reservoir.  Blanksby  continued  to  look  on 
the  tracing  unmoved.  He  had  answered  every  question 
so  far. 

'  But  then,  Mr.  Blanksby,'  said  Frankfort  decisively, 
'  where  do  you  say  that  this  Reservoir  should  be  ?  Where 
is  the  true  site — Nature's  site,  so  to  speak  ? 

'  There,'  answered  the  engineer,  promptly  grasping  the 
blue  pencil  and  marking  a  point  in  the  Ranges  about  seventy 
miles  beyond  Silveracre.  '  There — gathering  ground  ' ;  and 
as  he  waved  the  pencil  towards  the  Brassville  and  Lead- 
ville  direction,  taking  in  Silveracre  in  the  flourish,  he  said 
'  Channels.' 

He  looked  straight  at  Frankfort,  to  see  if  he  fully 
understood  the  subject  now. 

1  Of  course  we're  only  talking  among  ourselves  now,  and 
you  wanted  to  know  the  real  facts,  you  see,  Frankfort,' 
interposed  Lavender  ;  '  but  there  is  no  doubt  that  the  view 


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of  the  Department  is  that  which  Blanksby  here  puts  so 
clearly.  How  can  you  get  away  from  what  he  has  said  ? 
First  find  what  you  truly  call  Nature's  site,  and  what 
Blanksby  equally  truly  describes  as  the  gathering  ground. 
First  fill  the  bowl  and  then  ladle  away.  First  get  your  store 
of  water,  then  distribute  it.  That,  you  see,  is  Blanksby's 
view.  Secure  your  big  supply  first,  then  comes  his  con- 
clusion— channels  east,  west,  north,  south,  here  and  here  and 
here.  I  confess,  speaking  for  myself,  I  think  that  the  way 
he  puts  it  is  unanswerable.  But  this  is  only  between  our- 
selves. You  are  for  Brassville,  to  be  sure.1 

Here  the  gentle  tap  of  Crane  was  heard  at  the  door,  the 
rather  bald  head  was  pushed  in  softly,  and  '  His  Excellency 
the  Minister  wants  His  Honour  Mr.  Blanksby '  was  heard. 
'  Good -day  till  ye,'  remarked  the  engineer,  in  one  of  his 
longest  verbal  efforts,  as  he  disappeared  slowly,  Crane 
following  behind,  with  a  slight  bowing  motion  as  he  walked. 

'  Well,  I  think  you've  got  all  the  facts  now,  Frankfort,' 
remarked  Lavender ;  '  and  though  you  are  for  Brassville, 
still  perhaps  it's  just  as  well  to  know  the  facts.  Forewarned, 
forearmed,  you  know.' 

'  Yes,  thank  you  very  much  ;  I  think  I  know  the 
situation  now — and  an  awkward  situation  it  is  for  me. 
Perhaps,  though/  he  continued  slowly,  '  if  the  matter  was 
clearly  explained  to  them,  they'd  be  content  with  the 
channels.  They  would  get  the  water  all  the  same — perhaps 
better — fuller  supply.' 

'  Yes,  but  what  about  the  quarter  of  a  million  ?  How- 
ever,' Lavender  went  on,  slightly  elevating  his  eyebrows, 
'you  wanted  to  know  the  whole  case,  and  you've  got  it. 
You're  for  Brassville,'  he  continued  cheerfully ;  '  every  one 
puts  their  best  foot  foremost.  You're  for  Brassville, — the 
coming  man,  I  hope.' 

As  Frankfort  walked  down  that  long  flight  of  stairs,  he 
certainly  felt  that  he  was  a  wiser  man  upon  one  topic  at  least 
than  when  he  walked  up — perhaps  a  sadder  man,  too.  He 
was  rather  absorbed  in  his  reflections,  when  he  suddenly 
became  sensible  of  some  soft  movement  behind  him,  and, 
looking  round,  beheld  the  assiduous  Crane  creeping  down 
after  him,  respectfully  attending  him  to  the  street. 


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'  An'  it's  I  that  hope  your  Honour  will  be  in  Parliament 
for  Brassville.  Honourable  Mr.  Meeks  very  nice  gentleman, 
but  dreadful  with  that  Reshavor,  calling  and  waiting  and 
comin'  agin,  and  deputationing  and  interviews,  and  notes 
and  scraps  and  wires  and  telephones  ;  why,  at  times 
he  might  as  well  have  shlept  here,  your  Honour,  as  he 
threatened  to  do  onst.'  And  Crane  added,  bending  low  in  a 
parting  obeisance,  as  they  got  to  the  end  of  the  steps,  'An' 
my  prayer  is,  that  your  Honour  may  get  the  Reshavor.' 

1  That's  all  right,  Crane  ! '  exclaimed  Frankfort.  '  So  you 
want  them  to  get  the  Reservoir  too,  do  you  ? ' 

'  Of  course,  your  Honour,'  replied  Crane,  stretching  out 
his  head  after  our  politician  as  he  stepped  out  on  the 
pathway — '  of  course,  your  Honour,  for  then  wouldn't  we  be 
quit  of  it  ?  ' 

Thus  it  seemed  that  divers  different  interests  were 
enlisted  on  the  side  of  the  Brassville  Reservoir.  The  people 
of  that  town  wanted  it  for  the  sake  of  having  it  in  the  right 
place,  and  for  the  sake  of  the  quarter  of  a  million  ;  Frank- 
fort was  to  want  it  for  the  sake  of  the  seat  in  Parliament  ; 
and  Crane  wanted  it  put  somewhere  in  order  to  get  rid  of 
a  nuisance.  Possibly  the  Minister  and  the  Secretary  might 
sympathise  with  the  view  of  Mr.  Crane. 

Lavender  had  given  Frankfort  a  copy  of  Blanksby's 
confidential  report  on  the  Reservoir,  telling  him  that  it 
was  to  be  regarded  as  private.  '  But  you  might  like  to 
consider  it ;  though  really  it's  nothing  more  than  he  has 
told  you.' 

When  he  got  home  he  read  the  report,  which  was 
what  the  engineer  had  said,  only  put  more  fully  and 
explicitly.  He  was  evidently  more  at  home  with  his  pen 
than  with  his  tongue.  He  showed  that  there  was  no  true 
gathering  ground  on  the  coast  side  of  the  Divide  for  either 
Brassville  or  Leadville ;  that  the  estimates  of  revenue  in 
either  case  were  palpably  unreliable  ;  that  there  was  neither 
population  nor  were  there  natural  products  to  justify  any 
such  expenditure  of  the  public  money  ;  and,  finally,  that  all 
the  legitimate  needs  of  that  side  of  the  country  could  be 
met  by  a  tunnel  coming  out  at  some  point  between  the  two 
competing  towns. 


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The  plot  thus  seemed  to  be  thickening  about  our  would- 
be  politician.  He  felt  that  it  would  be  impossible  for  him 
to  consent  to  secure  an  entrance  into  public  life  by  pledging 
himself  to  use  his  power  as  a  representative  of  the  country 
to  secure  what  was  obviously  misappropriation  of  public 
money.  What  would  be  thought  of  a  private  trustee  who 
dealt  thus  with  his  trust  funds  ?  Lavender's  remark  that 
it  would  secure  the  seat  to  him  for  life  only  brought  it  home 
to  him  as  being  something  very  like  a  personal  embezzle- 
ment. On  the  other  hand,  how  was  he  to  get  in  without 
it  ?  And  might  there  not  be  similar  perplexities  in  any 
other  constituency  ?  Was  he,  then,  either  to  be  debarred 
from  political  life  or  to  enter  it  under  conditions  that  would 
rob  it  of  its  usefulness  ?  Truly  a  depressing  alternative,  a 
perplexing  outlook  !  Where  was  the  scope  for  the  states- 
manship for  which  he  had  been  preparing  himself?  The 
essence  of  statesmanship  was  taking  broad  views  of  the 
interests  of  the  whole  people. 

After  due  reflection,  he  determined  to  go  on  with  his 
candidature  for  the  present,  and  until  he  could  for  himself 
ascertain  the  real  feelings  of  the  people  at  Brassville. 
Especially  did  he  feel  bound  to  consult  his  uncle,  Mr. 
Fairlie,  to  whom  he  was  so  much  indebted,  and  who  had 
shown  him  such  continued  kindness,  before  he  should  finally 
determine.  Mr.  Fairlie  certainly  could  be  relied  upon  to 
let  him  know  truly  what  would  be  expected  of  him,  if  he 
stood  for  the  constituency,  with  regard  to  this  Reservoir. 

In  a  day  or  two  he  received  the  formal  consent  of  the 
Board  of  Overseers  of  the  University  to  his  standing  for 
Parliament,  accompanied  by  a  complimentary  note  from  the 
President  himself,  saying  that  both  he  and  the  Board  '  were 
fully  satisfied  that  Professor  Frankfort  would  never,  either 
in  public  or  in  private  life,  adopt  any  line  of  conduct  that 
would  reflect  the  slightest  discredit  either  upon  himself 
personally  or  upon  the  University  in  which  he  was  such  a 
distinguished  teacher.'  Though  this  laudatory  strain  bore 
no  special  reference  to  any  particular  matter,  yet  to  Frank- 
fort its  high  moral  tone  seemed  to  be  quite  reproachful  to 
any  possible  temptation  to  palter  away  his  principles  on 
this  Reservoir  question.  However,  he  wrote  to  Mr.  Fairlie 


1 10  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  say  that  he  would  stand,  published  a  short  announcement 
of  that  fact  to  the  electors,  and,  as  his  uncle  had  suggested, 
engaged  the  services  of  Mr.  Louis  Quiggle  to  manage  the 
election  on  his  behalf.  That  clever  agent  soon  made  the 
usual  preparations  :  advertisements  in,  placards  out ;  meetings 
announced,  with  notification  of  further  meetings  to  be  there- 
after specified  ;  committees  arranged  ;  local  celebrities 
interviewed  and  '  kept  sweet,'  as  Quiggle  somewhat  enig- 
matically phrased  it ;  suitable  paragraphs  inserted  in  the 
local  papers  ;  discussions  of  the  pavement,  on  the  merits  of 
the  candidate  and  the  demerits  of  his  opponent,  warmly 
maintained  by  suitable  emissaries  ;  canards  contradicted — 
perhaps  circulated.  After  he  had  spent  nearly  a  week  in 
this  useful  work,  Quiggle  wrote  to  his  candidate  to  say  that 
he  had  better  not  further  delay  his  personal  canvass,  and 
proposed  that  he  should  come  down  by  the  following  Friday 
morning's  train,  see  some  of  the  electors  that  afternoon  and 
on  Saturday,  and  then  hold  his  opening  meeting  on  the 
Monday  evening.  He  added  that  he  would  be  in  Miranda 
himself  on  the  Thursday,  and  would  be  happy  to  accompany 
him  down  to  the  constituency.  '  It  looks  well,'  he  wrote, 
'  for  the  candidate  to  enter  the  constituency  accompanied  by 
his  agent.' 

Frankfort  replied  agreeing  to  his  arrangements.  He  was 
not  sorry  to  have  his  opening  meeting  on  the  Monday,  as 
it  so  happened  that  Myles  Dillon  would  be  in  Brassville 
on  the  Saturday,  and  would  probably  stay  a  day  or  two. 
He  was  going,  commissioned  by  the  Government,  to  perform 
a  critical  operation  at  the  local  Hospital  upon  a  young  bugler 
of  the  Border  Rangers,  a  lad  of  seventeen,  who  had  been 
badly  wounded  by  the  natives  in  a  recent  encounter  with  them, 
in  which  his  troop  took  a  prominent  but  not  very  success- 
ful part ;  in  fact,  they  had  been  caught  napping,  thrown 
into  disorder,  and  another  mishap  had  occurred  not  unlike 
that  of  which  the  report  had  come  in  during  the  musical 
evening  at  The  Blocks  to  which  Frankfort  had  gone  with 
Mr.  and  Mrs.  Fairlie  shortly  after  his  arrival  in  Excelsior. 

Frankfort  liked  the  idea  of  the  friend  of  his  college 
days  attending  his  first  political  meeting ;  for  he  looked 
forward  to  this  meeting  in  any  event.  Whatever  his  pro- 


iv  THE  BRASS VILLE  ELECTION  in 

spects  of  success  might  be,  he  hoped  at  any  rate  to  hold  his 
meeting,  and  to  make  a  bold  declaration  of  the  true  principles 
upon  which  a  representative  of  the  whole  people  should  act. 
Perplexing  as  things  looked,  it  was  possible  that  such  a  bold 
declaration  might  succeed,  and  the  people  be  willing  to  have 
the  Reservoir  at  its  true  site  and  to  be  supplied  by  a  tunnel 
through  the  Dividing  Range,  and  so  to  escape  the  heavy 
rating  that  would  be  necessary  to  pay  the  five  or  six  per  cent 
on  the  quarter  of  a  million  that  it  would  cost. 

One  evening  Dillon  and  he  talked  over  the  matter  after 
dinner  at  his  rooms.  Dillon  had  heard  about  his  friend 
being  a  candidate  at  the  coming  election,  and  was  doubtful 
if  he  would  get  in,  and  also  a  little  doubtful  if  he  would 
succeed  in  politics  if  he  did  get  in.  But  the  time  for  con- 
sidering these  views  seemed  to  be  past,  as  Frankfort  had 
told  him  that  he  was  resolved  to  stand.  He  had  not 
mentioned  the  Reservoir  difficulty  even  to  him,  as  he  had 
resolved  to  say  nothing  about  it  to  any  one  till  he  had  seen 
the  Brassville  people,  and  had  an  opportunity  of  going  into 
the  whole  subject  with  Mr.  Fairlie.  So  Myles,  regarding  the 
thing  as  fixed,  could  only  relieve  himself  by  some  sage 
reflections  on  politics  generally. 

'  So  you're  going  this  time,  Edward,  and  no  mistake,'  he 
mused,  taking  his  evening  stretch  on  the  sofa. 

'  Yes,  try  for  it  any  way  ;  if  not  achieve  success,  do  more 
— deserve  it,  Myles.' 

'  Well,  now,'  continued  Dillon,  musing  aloud,  '  entering 
into  marriage  and  into  politics  are  the  two  great  events  of  a 
man's  life.  When  he  gets  unsettled,  he  generally  tries  either. 
And  they  settle  him,  they  do.  And,'  he  added,  as  if  to  him- 
self, for  his  own  information, '  the  latter  has  some  advantages 
over  the  former.' 

'  What's  that  you  say  ?  What,'  asked  Frankfort,  as  he 
settled  himself  in  his  evening  chair,  '  has  an  advantage  over 
what  ? ' 

'  Why,  I  say  they  are  both  serious  affairs,  matrimony 
and  politics,  but  you  can  drop  the  one  easier  than  the  other, 
if  it  don't  suit  you,'  replied  Dillon. 

'  What,  drop  politics  easier  than  matrimony  ?  Of  course, 
every  one  knows  that  I  don't  see  what  you're  mixing  up 


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the  two  things  for.  What  has  going  into  politics  got  to  do 
with  marriage  ? ' 

'  Oh,  a  deal,'  said  Dillon  emphatically  ;  '  politics  are  the 
best  possible  training  for  matrimony.  Marriage,  of  course, 
is  the  Grand  Prix  in  the  race  of  life,  but  politics  make  a 
useful  preliminary  canter.' 

'  How  do  you  make  that  out  ? '  asked  Frankfort,  with  a 
laugh. 

'  Plain  enough,'  solemnly  responded  Myles.  '  To  begin 
with,  there  is  the  courtship  of  wife  or  electors — more  said  in 
each  case  than  is  positively  intended.  Then  the  politician 
gets  accustomed  to  be  contradicted,  and  not  to  answer  back. 
This  applies  to  the  married  man  too.  Also,  you  get  into 
the  way  of  not  having  your  own  way — no  politician  ever 
has,  nor  the  other  either.  You  cannot  do  only  what  you 
fancy  yourself — consult  somebody  else — do  what  they  want 
— do  it  smiling  too.  Further,  if  the  thing  you  have  to  take  up 
turns  out  wrong,  the  wise  Parliament  man  never  says,  "  I  told 
you  so."  No,  he  keeps  quiet,  makes  the  change,  and  lets  the 
others  think  that  they're  having  their  own  way  all  the  time.' 

'  Any  more  words  of  wisdom,  Myles  ? ' 

'  Well,  furthermore,  if  a  foolish  thing  is  wanted  the 
political  man  never  denies  it  straight.  He  beats  about  the 
bush,  tries  to  postpone  it,  and  then ' 

1  Well,  what  then  ?  ' 

1  Well,  then,  perhaps  after  a  while  it  settles  itself,  without 
his  contradicting  it.' 

'  If  there's  any  sense  in  what  you  say,  Dillon,  it's  only 
another  argument  for  the  emancipation  of  women,'  said 
Frankfort,  recurring  to  one  of  his  favourite  topics. 

'  Why,  it's  the  only  argument  you've  got  for  it,'  replied 
Dillon.  '  When  women  sit  in  Parliament,  after  being 
buffeted  and  contradicted  all  night  in  the  House,  what  a 
haven  the  quiet  home  will  seem,  and  the  complaisant 
husband.  They'll  love  their  homes  then,  I  can  tell  you,  and 
they'll  have  reason  too.' 

'  All  right,  my  noble  Dillon, — does  this  complete  your 
diagnosis  ? ' 

'  Not  quite,  Teddy  ;  there  is  the  important  analogy  of 
the  children.' 


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'  The  children  ? ' 

'  Yes,  the  children.  Great  rulers  call  the  people  their 
children,  you  know.  You  politicians  have  to  work  for  them, 
humour  them,  put  up  with  all  waywardness — give  your  life 
up  to  them ' 

'  Well,  what  has  that  got  to  do  with  it  ? ' 

'  Why,  it  is  a  question  whether  the  children  in  either  case 
have  completely  reciprocal  ideas  as  to  their  obligations.  At 
least,  it  is  good  training  not  to  expect  it — lest  you  should 
be  disappointed.' 

'  Ah  well,  for  all  your  warnings,  Myles,  I  will  have  a  try 
at  it.' 

'  Very  good.  No  objection  on  the  part  of  Myles  Dillon. 
One  thing,  at  any  rate,  you  will  be  able  to  speak  from 
experience.  Like  the  young  man  down  west  who  said  that 
he  certainly  would  have  been  happier  if  he  had  not  married, 
but  then  that  he  would  never  have  known  it.' 

Notwithstanding  this  gloomy  forecast  of  political  life, 
Myles  Dillon  took  a  lively  interest  in  his  friend's  venture, 
and  promised  to  stay  over  Monday  so  as  to  be  able  to 
attend  his  first  meeting.  He  was  to  go  down  on  the 
Saturday  for  his  work  at  the  Hospital,  Frankfort  going 
down  on  the  previous  day  with  his  agent. 

Accordingly  in  the  Friday  morning's  early  train  you 
might  have  seen  our  politician  and  his  agent,  Mr.  Quiggle, 
rolling  away  on  the  main  North- Western  line  towards  the 
Great  Gorge  station,  from  which  the  branch  line  goes  off  to 
the  coast,  connecting  Brassville,  Leadville,  and  Tinville  with 
the  railway  system  of  the  Province.  The  railways  belonged 
to  the  Government,  and  it  was  arranged  that  they  were  to 
be  managed  from  the  business  point  of  view  by  the  Director 
and  an  appropriate  staff  of  officials  ;  while,  of  course,  the 
larger  matters  of  policy  were  controlled  by  the  political 
Minister.  When  a  Democracy  carries  on  an  industrial 
undertaking,  it  cannot  do  so  on  mercantile  lines  ;  nor  does 
it  desire  to  do  so.  The  State  supplies  the  capital,  so  no 
profit  is  needed  on  the  working  of  the  concern.  If  there  is 
a  loss,  is  there  not  also  the  open  public  purse  to  make  it 
good  ?  Two  powerful  interests  take  care  that  things  are 
managed  for  them  in  as  liberal  a  manner  as  the  State  can 

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ii4  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

pay  for.  Firstly,  the  State  employees,  who  constitute  a 
powerful  and  widely-operating  organisation,  and  are  thus  in 
a  sense  the  masters  of  their  master ;  and  secondly,  that 
portion  of  the  public  who  do  business  with  the  Government 
industrial  services,  and  who  naturally  insist  upon  having 
everything  done  for  them  as  cheaply  as  possible.  No 
difficulty  arises  so  long  as  the  public  purse  is  full.  A  far- 
sighted  prudence  might  preach  economy ;  but  in  a  Democracy 
the  central  authority  often  finds  it  hard  to  defy  the  power  of 
organised  interests  and  classes  for  the  sake  of  the  general 
but  shadowy  rights  of  the  public  at  large. 

The  railway  employees  of  Excelsior  were,  on  the  whole, 
a  self-respecting  if  an  independent  and  expensive  body  of 
men.  If  there  were  defects  in  the  management  and  working, 
it  was  owing  to  the  system,  which  left  it  mainly  to  a  sense 
of  public  duty  to  ensure  that  efficiency  which  it  has  hitherto 
been  found  possible  to  secure  in  large  bodies  of  men  only  by 
the  weight  of  authority  and  the  spur  of  competition. 

'  Yes,  they  are  a  fine  lot  of  men,'  said  Frankfort,  in  reply 
to  Quiggle's  emphatic  assertion  of  that  fact.  The  agent 
spoke  as  he  turned  in  from  the  carriage  window,  after  a  warm 
greeting  with  Hiram  Brickwood,  when  they  had  stopped  for 
a  few  minutes  at  a  wayside  station. 

'  That  they  are,  sir,'  he  continued,  as  the  train  went  on. 
'  That's  Hiram.  You  know  him,  don't  you — Hiram  Brick- 
wood  ?  He's  been  down  on  a  holiday,  and  he's  coming  up 
to  take  on  the  branch  train  from  Great  Gorge.  He's  right, 
he  says,  if  you're  right  on  the  increments — the  quinquennial 
increments,  you  know.  I  told  him  it  was  all  right,'  and  the 
agent  laughed  the  cheery  laugh  of  the  man  of  business  who 
finds  his  business  going  on  well. 

'  Somebody  has  got  to  pay  for  this  all  right,  though,'  said 
Frankfort,  as  the  first  simple  idea  about  the  increments. 

'  Bless  you,  sir,  somebody  don't  object.  Every  now  and 
then — bad  times,  the  public  squeal  a  bit ;  but,  after  all,  good 
wages  are  the  popular  thing.  And  it  won't  do,  by  no  means, 
to  rile  Hiram,'  the  agent  added.  '  Oh  no,  on  no  account  at 
all,'  he  repeated  in  an  undertone,  as  if  for  a  hint  to  himself. 

'  He  is  an  influential  voter,  then  ? '  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Influential  ?     My  dear  sir  ! '  exclaimed  Quiggle,  striving 


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to  explain  by  a  clear  illustration  the  true  state  of  the  case, 
'  let  me  first  walk  inside  Hiram,  and  out  I  walk  next  with 
150  votes  in  my  breast  coat  pocket.' 

'  You  don't  mean  that,'  said  the  other  in  some  surprise — 
'  150  votes  ? ' 

.'  I've  done  it,  sir,  done  the  trick,  and  I'll  do  it  again. 
Oh  no,  Ebenezer  is  not  going  to  get  the  trump  this  time. 
By  no  means,  Meeks,'  the  agent  added,  as  if  he  were  ad- 
dressing that  gentleman  in  the  distance. 

'  By  the  way,  what  sort  of  fellow  is  my  enemy  Meeks — 
I've  heard  something  about  him,  but  I've  never  met  him  yet  ?  ' 
asked  Frankfort. 

'  Not  a  half-bad  sort  neither,'  replied  Quiggle,  with  an 
almost  sympathetic  air  ;  '  but  they're  tired  of  him,  and  he 
damned  himself  comprehensively  by  not  getting  us  our 
dam '  ;  and  the  little  man  gave  a  slight  laugh  at  his  small 
joke. 

'  The  Reservoir,  you  mean  ?  '  remarked  Frankfort,  feeling 
that  this,  for  him,  dark  phantom  was  coming  nearer  to  him 
than  ever. 

'  Yes,  the  Reservoir,  Brassville's  hope,  the  morning  star 
of  her  bright  day — trade  revived,  industry  rampant,  wages 
doubled,  property  raised  in  value.  But,  Lord  !  I  needn't  tell 
you,'  exclaimed  the  agent,  with  a  graceful  depreciation  of 
his  own  powers — '  I  needn't  tell  you,  you'll  know  how  to  put 
it,  and  to  put  it  on  too  !  Yes,  poor  Meeks,'  he  added  half 
pathetically,  '  he's  done  for  —  drowned  in  the  Reservoir, 
squashed  in  the  Beer,  felo-de-se  too,  fatal  act,  attempts  at 
resuscitation  all  in  vain.  Sic  transit,  as  we  used  to  say  at 
school.  I'm  a  bit  of  a  scholar  myself,  Mr.  Frankfort.' 

'  Ah  yes,  Mr.  Quiggle,  so  it  seems.  But  what  are  the 
facts  about  this  Beer  question  ?  I  remember  you  told  me, 
when  I  met  you  at  Brassville,  that  water  and  beer  were  the 
two  great  points.' 

'  Well,  you  know,'  replied  Quiggle  in  a  deprecatory  tone, 
'  there  really  ain't  much  in  the  Beer  ;  but,  bless  you  ! '  turning 
in  his  seat  and  looking  earnestly  at  Frankfort,  '  it's  a  capital 
cry.  If  he  could  escape  drowning  in  the  water,  he'd  be 
choked  in  the  beer.' 

4  Why,  how's  that  ?  ' 


n6  fACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

1  Well,  ye  see  it's  this  way.  Meeks  has  always  belonged 
to  the  Liquor  Prohibition  lot  —  adores  tea  —  bovril  like 
champagne  to  him — don't  know  the  taste  of  alcohol  —  blue 
ribbon  as  big  as  a  saucer — woman's  freedom — 'lectoral  rights 
and  all  complete.  Well,  what  does  he  do?  Why,  when 
Carmody  Zinck,  M.H.R.,  brings  in  his  little  Bill  to  transfer 
the  Liquor  License  from  the  Old  Bark  Hut,  that  was  burnt 
down,  to  the  Empire  Palace  Hotel,  where  was  Meeks  ?  Why, 
in  the  wrong  paddock — boxed  up  with  the  goats.  How? 
Wherefore  ?  Well,  they  say,  talked  over  by  Carmody — fit  of 
abstraction,  perhaps.  Meeks  pliable,  can't-say-no  sort  of 
man.  There  was,  you  know,  really  some  sense  in  it  after  all. 
It  was  the  only  way  the  big  hotel  could  get  a  license — no 
new  ones  allowed.  But,  my  word,  goodness  gracious  !  scan, 
mag.,  you  should  have  heard  them.  Yes,'  the  agent  continued, 
in  a  mild  tone  of  voice,  '  Hannah  Gazelle  and  Co.  do  under- 
stand the  force  of  the  English  language  sometimes.' 

'  What,  are  they  so  angry  at  that  ? '  inquired  our  candidate, 
somewhat  surprised. 

'  Angry  ?  My  dear  sir,  they'd  prefer  the  Prince  of  Dark- 
ness to  Meeks  now — they'd  prefer  you,  sir.  You  see,  it's 
this  way,'  the  agent  added,  turning  to  Frankfort  and  hold- 
ing up  his  hand,  with  fingers  expanded  — '  it's  this  way. 
They  went  against  it — party  solid — private  must  march  with 
his  regiment  north,  south,  east,  west  —  theirs  not  to  ask 
the  reason  why,  etc.  etc.  —  enemy  they  don't  mind,  but 
deserter — shoot  him  and  eat  him,  and  hope  he  won't  disagree 
with  you  !  And  they  ain't  no  different  from  other  political 
parties,  bless  you  ! '  mused  the  agent,  in  conclusion  of  his  full 
explanation  of  the  Meeks  fall  ;  '  they're  all  the  same  for  that. 
They  have  to  be,  to  keep  up  the  strength  of  the]  regiment — 
no  rapscallions.' 

'  How  did  Meeks  get  into  it  then  ?  I  suppose  he  has  his 
reasons.' 

'  To  say  the  truth,'  replied  Quiggle,  first,  from  habit,  giving 
a  glance  round,  though  he  and  Frankfort  were  the  only 
people  in  the  compartment — '  to  say  the  truth,  between  our- 
selves, I  believe  Meeks  was  just  caught  napping — never 
saw  what  was  in  it  till  too  late — thought  it  didn't  signify — 
anxious  just  then  to  oblige  Carmody  Zinck.  Tremendous 


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pressure  to  get  the  thing  through — Meeks,  as  I  remarked, 
pliable  chap — thought  no  one  would  notice — into  the  thing 
before  he  knew  where  he  was.' 

'  So  that's  all,'  said  Frankfort.  '  From  the  way  Mr.  Siree 
and  some  of  the  others  spoke  to  me,  I  thought  that  there  was 
some  positive  imputation  against  Meeks  about  it.' 

1  And  so  there  is,  bless  you  !  most  plausible.  Meeks  poor 
— Empire  Palace  Hotel  Company  rich — must  get  license 
somehow — vote  worth  ^50,  close  division,  Meeks  counted 
for  the  Noes,  as  matter  of  course.  Why?  Imputation? 
Plausible  ?  Clear  case,  my  dear  sir.  But,  mind  you,  I'm  not 
going  to  start  it  for  our  side,  unless  in  extremis — in  extremis, 
you  observe.  It's  bad  policy  to  scalp  a  man  if  you  can  get  him 
down  without — and  it  ain't  fair,'  said  the  agent,  murmuring 
this  last  moral  sentiment  in  a  meditative  tone.  He  added, 
as  he  saw  our  politician  eager  to  interpose  some  remark,  '  Of 
course,  I  can't  prevent  others  talking,  you  understand.' 

'  I  assure  you,  Mr.  Quiggle,'  said  Frankfort  emphatically, 
'  that,  as  far  as  I  am  concerned,  I  will  say  to  the  first  person 
that  asks  me  that  I  don't  believe  a  word  of  this  Meeks — beer 
— scandal.' 

The  agent  looked  at  him  with  some  surprise,  but  only 
said,  gently  touching  his  elbow,  '  Good  sentiment,  Mr. 
Frankfort — the  right  thing  too,  if  you  were  going  for  Meeks, 
and  not  for  yourself.  But,  bless  you,  sir,  we  needn't  say 
nothing  at  all  either  way.  Isn't  that  simple  ? ' 

During  the  rest  of  the  journey,  till  they  arrived  at  Great 
Gorge,  the  time  was  occupied  in  conversation  about  the 
prospects  of  the  election  and  the  pouring  forth  of  information 
by  Quiggle  upon  many  local  topics  and  considerations.  He 
assured  Frankfort  that  he  had  everything  in  an  advanced 
stage  of  preparation  for  the  contest.  The  election  posters  in 
particular  were  carefully  designed,  and  he  thought  would 
please  him  when  he  saw  them.  Brickwood  would  be  right, 
so  long  as  he  was  satisfied  on  the  increment  question  ; 
Miss  Gazelle  and  Co.  were  safe  in  any  case,  and  Seth  Pride 
with  them,  owing  to  the  Beer  cry  ;  while,  in  addition,  Miss 
Gazelle  was  specially  bound  to  Frankfort,  owing  to  his  advanced 
views  on  the  Woman  question.  The  Trumpeter  would  blow 
its  loudest  against  Meeks ;  while  the  Scorcher  was  in  such  a 


ii8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

difficulty  about  the  omission  of  the  Reservoir  from  the  last 
Loan  (to  say  nothing  of  the  Beer  question)  that  it  called  for 
all  the  skill  of  its  editor  to  tack  a  course  of  its  own,  so  as 
not  to  be  too  much  in  the  wake  of  the  Trumpeter.  '  So 
we're  fair  before  the  wind  ourselves  anyway — full  sail,  canvas 
stretched,  stun-sails  and  all  ;  the  harder  it  blows,  the  quicker 
we  go.  Only  keep  her  free,  sir — keep  her  free.'  Having 
summed  up  their  prospects  with  this  simple  sea-piece  illustra- 
tion, the  agent  gave  Frankfort  one  solemn  word  of  advice, 
which  was  to  pledge  himself  to  nothing  in  personal  conversa- 
tion ;  but  to  make  answer  to  all  inquiries,  that  there  was  a 
great  deal  to  be  said  upon  the  particular  subject  broached, 
and  that  he  would  fully  deal  with  it  at  his  meeting  on  the 
Monday.  '  Keep  her  free,  my  dear  sir — keep  her  free,  easy 
before  the  wind,'  he  continued,  loth  to  leave  his  marine  figure 
of  speech  ;  '  breeze  aft,  easy  ahead,  free  ;  then,  you  see,  you 
can  bring  her  up  a  point  or  two  afterwards,  or  let  her  off  a 
point  or  two.  It  all  depends  on  the  steering — and  the  sail- 
ing orders,'  he  mused  in  conclusion. 

During  the  conversation  little  was  said  about  the 
Reservoir  more  than  the  casual  reference  to  it  which  the 
agent  had  made.  Frankfort,  as  we  know,  had  determined 
to  keep  his  peace  about  it  for  the  present.  As  for  Quiggle, 
there  was  nothing  new  to  be  said  about  it,  as  far  as  he  was 
concerned.  He  took  it  for  granted,  as  Mr.  Fairlie  also  had  done, 
that  Frankfort  was  going  for  it,  hammer  and  tongs.  Such 
a  thing  as  a  candidate  for  Brassville  questioning  the  Reservoir 
had  never  entered  his  mind,  and  if  any  one  had  speculated 
upon  such  a  possibility,  Mr.  Louis  Quiggle  would  have  con- 
sidered his  speculations  to  be  of  as  practical  a  character  as 
the  inquiry  whether  it  would  rain  this  day  next  year  or  not. 
The  feelings  of  the  clergyman  who  is  celebrating  the  office 
of  holy  matrimony,  when  he  comes  to  the  question,  '  Wilt 
thou  have  this  woman  to  be  thy  wedded  wife  ? '  would  be 
hard  to  adequately  express  if  the  expectant  bridegroom  were 
to  calmly  reply,  '  No,  I  will  not.'  Equally  hard  of  rendering 
into  language  would  be  the  feelings  of  Mr.  Quiggle  if  his 
candidate  at  the  Brassville  election  should,  in  the  face  of  all 
the  congregation,  renounce  the  Reservoir. 

In  due  time  the  train  arrived  at  Great  Gorge,  where  our 


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travellers  left  the  main  line  and  transferred  themselves  to 
the  branch  train  for  Brassville,  of  which  Mr.  Hiram  Brick- 
wood  was  the  guard.  While  Quiggle  was  away  arranging 
for  some  posters  to  be  put  in  the  guard's  van,  Frankfort 
walked  about  the  platform,  which  was  crowded  by  the 
passengers  from  various  trains  that  arrived  about  the  same 
time.  A  rather  excited  group  of  country  people  had  sur- 
rounded the  central  figure  of  a  gentleman,  who  appeared  to 
be  doing  his  best  to  meet  and  satisfy  a  number  of  expos- 
tulations that,  in  vulgar  phrase,  they  were  '  throwing  at  him.' 
And  amid  the  din  of  puffing  engines,  slamming  doors,  bellow- 
ing porters,  and  rushing  passengers  Frankfort  could  not  make 
out  clearly  what  was  passing  between  the  eager  disputants 
and  the  gentleman,  who  appeared  to  be  on  the  defensive. 
From  the  snatches  that  he  could  glean  of  the  controversy,  it 
would  seem  that  some  deputation — for  such  they  appeared 
to  be — were  remonstrating  with  the  gentleman  about  some- 
thing, while  he  was  deprecating  their  complaints  as  well  as 
he  could.  '  Seasons  the  like  of  this  .  .  .  Back  rent  .  .  . 
Guv'ment  .  .  .  When  we  took  up  ...  Average  rain  .  .  . 
Guv'ment  tables  .  .  .  Rainfall  .  .  .  Not  a  drop  .  .  .  months 
.  .  .  wet  a  muskeeter  .  .  .  Induced  to  take  up  ...  Notice 
to  pay.'  With  phrases  such  as  these  hurling  from  the  right 
of  him  and  from  the  left,  and  from  right  before  him,  the 
gentleman  appeared  to  be  doing  the  best  he  could  for 
himself.  But  all  that  could  be  heard  from  him  was — 
'  Government  quite  surprised  .  .  .  Really  can't  explain  .  .  . 
weather  extraordinary  .  .  .  report  Government  astronomer 
.  .  .  quite  beyond  our  control  .  .  .  assure  you  .  .  .  post- 
pone rents  .  .  .  surprised  as  much  as  you.' 

Amid  the  din  Frankfort  caught  sight  of  Quiggle,  who 
had  come  up  on  the  other  side  of  the  excited  group,  and  just 
then  the  bell  sounded,  they  hurried  off  to  their  train,  and 
away  they  went,  under  the  guardianship  of  Hiram  Brickwood. 
As  Hiram  waved  the  signal  to  depart  to  the  engine-driver, 
he  included  a  friendly  flourish  to  Frankfort,  in  apparent 
recognition  of  him  as  the  right  man  in  the  right  place  ;  also 
an  affable  nod  to  Quiggle,  who  responded  with  a  rather  pro- 
longed kiss  of  the  hand. 

'  Chalk  him  up.      He's  a  good  asset.      He'll   boil   down 


120  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

for  150  at  least — good  coin,  current  on  election  day — into 
the  ballot  box — no  light  ones,  neither — solid  ring — in  they 
go — paid  down  to  date.' 

'  Who,  what  coin  ? '  inquired  Frankfort,  who  had  only 
imperfectly  heard  his  companion  amid  the  jolting  of  the 
train  upon  the  rough  branch  line,  and  was  half  wondering  if 
the  question  of  the  cost  of  the  election  was  now  coming  up. 

'  I'm  only  saying  that  Hiram  and  Co.  are  all  right  for 
you,  so  long  as  you  are  all  right  for  them.' 

'  Well,  I'll  meet  them  as  far  as  I  can  ;  but  of  course 
I  can't  pledge  myself  till  I  know  all  the  facts,'  replied 
Frankfort. 

'  No,  but  I  can  pledge  you — get  them  right  to  begin 
with.' 

'  By  the  way,'  interposed  Frankfort,  wishing  to  turn  the 
conversation,  '  what  was  that  crowd  at  Great  Gorge  on  the 
platform  about  ?  They  seemed  to  be  pitching  into  the  man 
in  the  middle  —  I  could  not  well  see  him,  surrounded  by 
all  those  big  fellows.' 

'  Those  chaps  ?  They're  Crown  Lands  tenants  ;  got  up 
a  platform  deputation  to  the  Minister  of  Lands  as  he  was 
passing  through.' 

'  Why,  what's  the  matter  ?  ' 

'  Oh,  they're  blowing  him  up  about  the  weather.' 

'  About  the  weather!'  exclaimed  Frankfort.  '  He  certainly 
seemed  to  be  apologising  for  something.  But  surely  they 
don't  blame  the  Minister  of  Lands  for  the  weather  ? ' 

'  Hush,  my  dear  sir,  you  mustn't  talk  that  way.  We've 
got  some  of  that  lot  in  our  district — I  should  say  about 
a  hundred,'  answered  the  agent. 

'  In  our  district  or  out,'  said  our  politician  deliberately, 
'you  don't  mean  to  say  that  we  are  to  make  the  Govern- 
ment answerable  for  the  weather.' 

'  My  dear  Mr.  Frankfort,  we  must  really  be  careful.  I 
don't  think  that  you  quite  see  the  point  like/  said  Quiggle, 
sitting  up  straight  and  trying  to  be  as  explicit  as  possible,  as 
he  placed  the  forefinger  of  one  hand  in  the  middle  of  the 
palm  of  the  other.  '  It's  this  way,  ye  see.  You  and  I 
want  to  take  up  land.  Government  proclaim  this  district 
for  selection — splendid  soil,  excellent  climate,  rainfall  so 


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many  inches,  decimal  points  duly  certified  Government 
astronomer — rent  a  song.  Well,  in  we  go,  or  on  we  go,  you 
and  I,  clear,  plough,  sow,  little  capital  used  up — then  up 
comes  drought — no  rain,  blank  inches,  barely  decimal  points, 
atmosphere  gone  cranky  it  seems,  Government  astronomer 
out  of  it,  clerk  of  weather  won't  recognise  him,  nohow. 
What's  number  two  on  the  programme  ? '  and  he  looked  to 
Frankfort  as  if  for  answer. 

'  What's  number  two  ?      I'm  sure  I  don't  know.' 

'  Number  two  ?  Polite  circular  from  Minister  of  the 
Crown  to  you  and  me  to  pay  half-year's  rent.  In  the  name 
of  His  Majesty  the  King,  royal  arms  at  the  top,  "  due  and 
owing,"  Act  of  Parliament,  all  right  and  in  order — except 
the  rain.  What's  third  on  the  bill  ? '  asked  Quiggle,  looking 
again  at  his  candidate,  and  this  time  opening  his  eyes  wide, 
as  if  the  issue  were  now  clear.  '  What's  third  ? ' 

1  Well,  what  is  third  ?  ' 

'  Why,  of  course,  what  you  saw  on  the  platform,'  replied 
the  agent.  '  You  and  I,  and  Brown,  Jones,  and  Robinson 
and  Co.  wait  respectfully,  but  indignantly,  on  the  Honourable 
the  Minister.  "  Pay  the  Government  rent,"  says  he.  "  Cer- 
tainly," say  we,  "  if  we  get  the  Government  rain.  Give  us  the 
rain  and  we'll  give  you  the  rent."  Minister  says,  "  Where  is 
the  rent  ?  "  We  say,  "  Where  is  the  rain  ?  "  The  rent,  like 
the  rain,  is  non  est.  He  asks,  "  Where  is  your  banker  ?  " 
We  ask,  "  Where  is  your  astronomer  ?  "  "  Where  is  your  cash 
ledger  ?  "  says  he.  "  Where  are  your  weather  tables  ?  "  say 
we.  And,'  continued  the  agent,  as  Frankfort  looked  half 
amused  at  his  explanation,  '  ain't  we  right  ?  Where  can 
we  get  the  rent  except  from  the  ground  ?  And  how  is  it 
to  come  from  the  ground  unless  we  get  the  rain  as  the 
Government  astronomer  promised  ?  Can  we  get  cheques  in 
the  air?  Not  till  he  gets  moisture  there.  Oh  no,  there's 
reason  in  everything,  even  in  the  boiling  of  potatoes,'  again 
mused  the  agent. 

'  But  really  I  can't  see  still '  began  Frankfort. 

1  Good  sir,'  interposed  Mr.  Quiggle,  '  surely  you  don't  say 

that  men,  citizens,  electors — men  who  vote,  please  observe 

— are  to  pay  for  the  land  if  they  don't  make  out  of  it  ? 

And   how's   it   to   be   done  ?      Where's    it   to   come    from  ? 


122  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Highlander  and  his  breeks — old  story — great  truth.  My 
dear  sir,'  he  continued  earnestly,  'you'll  have  to  be  careful 
about  some  points.  Why,  there's  a  good  hundred  of  Crown 
tenants  in  our  side  of  the  country.' 

'  True  enough,  the  rent  must  come  out  of  the  land,'  said 
Frankfort.  Then,  changing  the  subject,  he  asked,  '  Are 
they  much  interested  in  this  currency — silver — question  ?  of 
which  I  have  heard  something.  I  suppose  they  are  likely 
to  ask  one's  creed  upon  it  ?  ' 

'  The  Currency  question  ?  You  needn't  bother  about  that, 
sir.  Our  interest  in  the  currency  centres  in  the  two  fifty 
thousand  out  of  the  five  million  Loan.  If  they  give  us  the 

Reservoir ' 

Here  the  whistle  from  the  engine  announced  that  they 
were  coming  to  some  station.  Frankfort  inquired  where 
they  were. 

'  This  is  old  Mother  Dole's,  near  the  top  of  the  Divide. 
Stop  at  her  hut  for  a  few  minutes.  Be  sure  you  take  a  cup 
of  her  coffee,'  advised  the  agent ;  '  though  she  can't  vote 
herself,  she  makes  the  others  vote,  and  as  she  tells  them 
too.' 

'  Really,  is  she  so  much  thought  of  as  that  ? ' 
'  Thought  of?    she  makes  them  think  of  her,'  answered 
Quiggle.     '  Oh,  she's  lots  of  go — she  ought  to  have  been  a 
man,  she  ought.' 

The  train  here  came  to  a  standstill  for  a  while,  as  it 
seemed  there  were  some  trucks  to  move  on  before  it  could 
come  up.  So  Frankfort  sought,  while  they  waited,  to  learn 
more  about  Mother  Dole. 

'  What  is  she,  then  ?  What  is  her  history  ? 
'  Why,  what's  any  one's  history  ? '  asked  Quiggle  in 
return.  '  Who  can  tell  ?  She  says  herself  that  the  earliest 
thing  she  remembers  is  the  Duke  of  Cambridge  asking  how 
old  she  was,  sixty  years  ago,  when  he  visited  the  charity 
school  where  she  was  brought  up  in  Canterbury.  "  Says  he," 
says  she,  " '  Well,  my  little  girl,  and  how  old  are  you  ? ' 
'  Mary  Dole  is  just  nine,  may  it  please  your  Royal  Highness,' 
answers  the  Matron.  Those  were  his  very  words,"  says  she. 
I've  never  got  much  further  with  her  history  myself — but  I 
can  tell  you  it's  quite  a  feather  in  her  cap  still.  They  all 


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look  up  to  her,  democratic  as  we  are — and  it  isn't  every  one 
that  a  Royal  Duke  asks  their  age  of,  is  it  ? ' 

'  Certainly  not.      We  are  to  take  her  coffee  then  ? ' 

'  Bless  you,  you  know  you  needn't  drink  it.  Just  take 
it,  and  when  you  saunter  round  the  hut  you  can  drop  it 
behind  a  gin  case  as  you  sit  down.  You'd  soon  be  floored 
electioneering  if  you  took  in  all  you  take  up.  Why/  con- 
tinued Quiggle  cheerfully,  falling  back  in  his  seat,  and  at 
the  same  time  recalling  one  of  his  large  stock  of  electioneer- 
ing stories  to  fill  up  the  few  minutes  while  they  were  kept 
at  a  standstill — '  why,  when  I  was  running  Smirke  for  the 
Silvertop  district,  away  at  the  end  of  the  electorate,  up  in 
the  Ranges,  at  Rowdy  Vale,  I  got  in  with  a  real  hard-drink- 
ing lot — bound  to  keep  them  right — couldn't  refuse  to  join 
in — glass  after  glass — such  whisky  too.  What  did  I  do  ?  ' 

'  I  suppose  what  you  advise  me  to  do.' 

'Just  that;  nobbier  after  nobbier — shout  after  shout. 
Gordon — Fancy  Gordon  they  called  him — he  was  wild  and 
rough  as  a  buffalo — wanted  to  do  me  as  he  was  rather 
against  Smirke — he  didn't  know  why — look  or  something. 
So  he  plied  away  at  me.  I  took  it  all  smiling,  and  quietly 
dropped  it  about  the  clay  floor  of  the  shanty,  and  was  fresh 
and  ready  every  new  round.  At  last  says  he,  looking  at 
me  rather  admiring  like — 

' "  Well,  Quiggle,  you  have  a  head — and  for  a  mere  colt 
like  you  !  I'll  say  that  for  you,  you  have  a  head." 

' "  Yes,  Mr.  Gordon,"  says  I,  "  I  have  a  fair  head." 

' "  Blest  if  I  don't  vote  for  Smirke,"  says  he,  "  if  he's  a 
patch  on  you."  "  Quite  as  good  a  head  as  me,  Mr.  Gordon," 
says  I,  "  in  fact,  rather  better.  He'll  do  you  credit.  He'll 
be  worthy  of  Rowdy  Vale.  Smirke  and  I  have  good  heads," 
I  added  to  myself  quietly,  "  but  not  as  you  mean,  old 
Buffalo."  ' 

'  So  you  managed  them  ? '  said  Frankfort. 

'  Yes,  I  took  them  in,  not  the  liquor,'  laughed  the  little 
man.  'And,  would  you  believe  it,'  he  continued  quite  solemnly. 
'  Fancy  Gordon  and  the  whole  lot  went  first  thing  the  next 
day,  just  after  morning  nip,  and  voted  straight  for  Smirke  ? 
They  knew  nothing  really  about  the  election,  you  see  ;  and 
it  was  only  as  they  were  going  back  down  the  road  that 


124  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

they  learnt  that  Smirke  was  a  Rechabite.  My  word,  you 
should  have  seen  them  !  Fancy  Gordon  wanted  to  go  back 
and  break  open  the  ballot-box — only  to  get  his  own  vote 
out,  he  said,  "  he  didn't  oughter  to  interfere  with  no  one  else." 
But  Dowdy  Tom  told  him  it  wouldn't  be  constitutional.  I 
had  to  keep  out  of  the  way,  I  can  tell  you,'  concluded  the 
agent,  with  a  significant  nod  at  his  companion. 

By  the  time  this  instructive  illustration  of  electioneering 
tactics  had  been  finished,  the  line  had  been  cleared,  and  the 
train  had  drawn  up  at  a  rude  station  opposite  Mother  Dole's 
hut,  which  was  only  a  few  chains  away. 

Mother  Dole  stood  at  the  rough  bench  in  her  shanty, 
ready  to  serve  out  the  coffee.  She  was  aged  but  strong, 
evidently  full  of  force  and  vigour,  her  garments,  though  plain 
and  bush-like,  neat  and  clean,  her  voice  manly,  her  manner 
decisive.  She  seemed  to  govern  in  an  absolute  style  not  only 
a  couple  of  girls  who  were  busy  preparing  the  coffee,  but  a 
circle  of  lounging  lanky  men  and  boys  who  had  come  up  to 
see  the  train  come  in  (the  event  of  the  day)  and  to  hear  the 
news.  Though  seemingly  out  of  the  world  here  amongst 
the  mountains,  Mother  Dole  got  the  papers  regularly,  and 
read  them  too  each  evening  ;  and  moreover  formed  upon 
the  information  thus  obtained  certain  independent  opinions 
of  her  own.  The  railways,  branching  right  through  a 
country,  penetrating  daily  to  the  wildest  and  most  distant 
places,  freighted  with  newspapers  containing  the  latest  infor- 
mation and  the  newest  ideas,  borne  from  all  the  centres  ot 
civilisation  in  the  great  world,  produce  a  community  of 
intelligence  between  even  the  most  distant  settlements  and 
the  busy  haunts  of  men  in  the  great  cities. 

'  Ah,  Madam  Dole,  here  is  our  new  Member,  as  I  may 
call  him,  come  up  to  ask  your  influence  and  have  a  cup  ot 
your  lovely  coffee/  cheerfully  exclaimed  the  agent  as  they 
walked  into  the  shanty. 

1  Glad  to  see  ye,  Mr.  Quiggle ;  and  the  same  to  ye,  Mr. 
Franker.  Meeks  is  gone  lame,  foundered  like,  no  more  go 
in  him — griped  too,  I  guess,'  said  the  gruff  voice  ;  and  it 
added  in  still  gruffer  tones,  '  Kitty,  sharp  with  that  coffee 
there.  Mr.  Brickwood's  not  goin'  to  spend  the  day  here  to 
oblige  you — nor  the  afternoon  neither.'  Great  respect  was 


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paid  by  all  the  population  to  Government  officials,  and  even 
Mother  Dole  rendered  reverence  to  so  important  a  personage 
as  the  senior  guard  on  the  line. 

'  Ah,  thank  you,  Mrs.  Dole  ;  this  is  your  own  coffee, 
just  the  thing  for  a  cold  day.  And  our  new  Member  is  just 
the  man  for  you,'  remarked  Quiggle,  grasping  in  his  hand 
a  large  cup  of  dark  substance,  known  in  the  Ranges  as 
coffee,  and  stirring  it  vigorously  with  a  worn-out  spoon  of 
some  dark  metal.  He  had  not  tasted  the  coffee  yet,  but  was 
moving  towards  the  door,  ostensibly  to  interview  some  of 
the  electors  who  were  standing  there.  As  he  did  so,  he  con- 
tinued speaking,  '  Yes,  Mrs.  Dole,  our  new  Member  is  just 
the  man  for  you.  He's  for  Woman's  Rights,  and  for  every- 
thing else  that's  right.  Ah,  Ben,  and  how  are  you  ?  How 
is  Mr.  Benjamin  ? '  and  the  agent  seated  himself  on  an  empty 
cask  at  the  end  of  the  hut  where  Ben  was. 

'  You're  for  Woman's  Rights,  are  ye,  and  votin'  away 
and  a'  that ! '  exclaimed  Mother  Dole,  looking  at  Frank- 
fort, as  he  leaned  on  the  pine-board  bench,  stirring  his  coffee. 
She  leaned  too,  only  more  heavily  and  squarely,  upon  her 
side  of  the  counter.  Her  voice  seemed  to  be  more  deep  and 
massive  than  ever. 

'Certainly,  Mrs.  Dole,'  he  replied.  'Join  men  and 
women  together  in  the  work  of  life  —  strong  pull — all 
together.  I  hope  you  think  with ' 

'Yes,  I  do  think,  and  I'll  tell  you  what  I  think,'  said  Mother 
Dole,  bearing  down  upon  Frankfort  solidly  with  her  strong 
hazel  eyes.  '  If  I've  got  to  get  my  dray  along  the  bog  road 
there,  I  put  a  team  of  bullocks  till  it.  If  I  mixed  them  half 
heifers  and  half  steers,  the  dray  would  get  stuck  there  — 
well,'  continued  Mrs.  Dole,  looking  round  triumphantly  upon 
the  lanky  youths,  who  appeared  to  follow  her  words  with 
deep  attention — '  stuck  there,  well — till  I'd  begun  to  say  my 
prayers.  By  that  sign,'  she  added,  turning  to  our  politician, 
'  I  hope  ye'll  be  getting  us  a  bit  of  money  from  Guv'ment 
for  that  same  road.' 

'  But  really,  Mrs.  Dole,'  urged  Frankfort,  still  stirring  his 
mixture  with  one  of  the  worn-out  dark  spoons,  '  unless  you 
accustom  women  to  exercise  their  full  rights,  how  can  you 
expect  them  to  work  with  us  in ' 


126  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'Work — expect  them  to  work,'  indignantly  interposed 
Mrs.  Dole  ;  '  I  wish  ye  would  expect  them  to  work  and  learn 
them  to  work  too.  It's  as  much  as  I'm  strong  for,  to  get 
these  girls  out  of  bed  of  a  mornin',  and  what's  their  work  of 
an  afternoon  ?  Stickin'  bits  of  ribbon  in  their  heads  and 
starin'  about  at  the  passengers — but  that  don't  wash  the 
clothes,  nor  boil  the  pumpkins  neither.'  Here  the  lanky 
youths  grinned  in  approval  of  Mrs.  Dole's  sentiments ; 
but  that  lady,  who  was  severe  on  the  girls  herself,  was  too 
much  of  a  man  to  join  with  the  boys  against  them.  So  she 
turned  somewhat  fiercely  upon  the  latter.  '  An'  what  are  ye 
grinnin'  at?  Nice  work  ye'd  teach  the  girls,  if  ye'd  your 
own  way.  An'  it's  precious  little  ye'd  do  of  work  if  it 
warn't  for  me.  There  now,  Tim  and  Mike,  standin'  and 
gossipin'  and  talkin'  there,  have  you  rounded  in  them  cattle 
for  the  sale  yet  ?  I  suppose,  when  Mr.  Looker  comes  to  the 
auction  in  the  afternoon,  ye  expect  the  beasts  will  trot  up 
to  be  sold  when  ye  whistle  on  them — like  old  Tramp  there. 
An','  she  added,  giving  a  vigorous  push  up  and  down  the 
counter  with  a  big  rough  duster — '  an'  it's  little  good  votin' 
will  do  ye  either,  unless  they  first  vote  a  bit  of  gumption 
intil  yer  heads.' 

'  All  right,  Missus  Dole,  we'll  be  a-goin'  'rectly  Mr.  Brick- 
wood's  away,'  pleaded  Tim. 

'  An'  what  have  ye  along  wi'  Mr.  Brick  wood  to  keep  ye 
hangin'  about  here,  I'd  like  to  know  ?  I  s'pose  ye're 
lookin'  to  him  to  get  ye  on  under  Guv'ment.  An'  ye  may 
look,  I'm  thinkinV 

Frankfort  felt  that  he  had  little  hope  of  maintaining 
enlightened  views  here,  against  Madam  Dole  and  under  all 
the  disadvantages  of  an  unfriendly  audience  (for  even  the 
girls  seemed  to  sympathise  with  Mrs.  Dole),  and  was  not 
sorry  when  Quiggle  called  to  him  from  the  other  end  of  the 
hut :  '  Come  over  and  give  me  a  hand  here,  Mr.  Frankfort. 
I'm  nonplussed.  I'll  be  bogged,  like  Mrs.  Dole's  dray  :  I 
can't  manage  Ben  here — I  can't  indeed,  no  way.' 

He  went  over  and  found  the  agent  engaged  in  a  vigorous 
but  half-laughing  dispute  with  a  tall  countryman,  who  was 
dressed  in  a  substantially- made  suit  of  good  clothes,  that  bore 
outward  testimony  to  his  prosperous  condition. 


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'  Ah,  bad  man — bad  man,  I'm  afraid  ;  Ben,  I'm  quite 
ashamed  of  you,'  Quiggle  pursued  in  his  most  jocular  and 
winning  style  ;  for  he  was  anxious  to  conciliate,  if  possible, 
Mr.  Ben  Levey,  who  was  a  rather  important  elector  among 
the  farmers  on  the  adjacent  plains. 

'Why,  what's  the  matter,  Quiggle?  Nothing  wrong 
with  my  friend  here,  I  trust  ?  Good  day,  sir  ;  hope  you're 
well,'  said  Frankfort,  feeling  that  now  the  electioneering  was 
beginning  in  earnest. 

'  What's  the  matter  ? '  asked  the  agent,  still  smiling  as 
gaily  as  possible — '  what's  the  matter  ?  Plenty  matter. 
Why,  here's  my  old  friend — my  chum,  I  may  call  him — Mr. 
Ben  Levey,  the  big  man  on  the  plains — we  call  him  the 
Pride  of  the  Prairie — if  he  isn't  agoin'  to  go  and  vote  for 
Meeks.' 

'.Ah  well,  if  Mr.  Levey,  you  know/  said  Frankfort,  speak- 
ing in  a  conciliatory  manner,  but  yet  not  untruly, '  if  he  really 
thinks  that  Mr.  Meeks  would  be  the  truer  exponent  of  the 
principles  he  holds,  why ' 

'  Ah,  that's  just  it,  Ben,'  laughed  Quiggle  ;  '  it's  not  the 
principles  you  hold,  but  the  land  you  hold,  that  fetches  you. 
Be  straight  now,  Ben  :  tell  the  future  Member  here  what  your 
principles  are.' 

'  An'  sure  it's  I  that  ain't  ashamed  of  them.  An'  I'll 
tell  Mr.  Frankfort  here  plain  enough.  Shouldn't  we  stand 
by  them  as  stands  by  us  ?  I'll  vote  for  Meeks  'cause  he  got 
me  my  bit  of  land  there,  and  I'd  like  to  see  the  Bank  that 
could  lay  a  finger  on  it  now.  Them's  my  principles  and  I 
aren't  ashamed  of  them.  Stand  by  them  as  stands  by 
you.' 

'  All  right,  Ben — all  right,  Ben  ;  got  you  yer  land,  that's 
right  enough.  But  how,  Ben  ?  straight  now — straight,  Ben,' 
urged  Quiggle. 

'  Yes,  an'  I'm  the  man  to  be  straight ;  I'll  not  cocker  ye 
up  with  a  lie.  He  got  me  the  land,  though  I  hadn't  resided 
on  it  accordin'  to  the  law.  That's  what  I'm  beholden  to 
him  for.' 

'  There  you  are,  Ben — there  you  are  ;  you  didn't  comply 
with  the  law.' 

'  An'  what  would  I  have  wanted  with  Mr.  Meeks  if  I  had 


128  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

complied  with  the  law  ?  It's  the  frien'  in  need  that  comes  in 
useful.' 

'That's  all  right,  Ben,  and  I  admire  you  for  it,  Ben. 
But  still  now,  when  you  come  to  pick  your  public  man,  you 
know — to  make  your  laws,  ye  see — trustee  for  the  public, 
Mr.  Frankfort  here  calls  it — really,  Ben,  you  ought — leading 
man  in  the  district  too — bell  wether,  lots  follow  you — really, 
Ben,  now '  Quiggle  urged. 

'  Why,  how  did  Mr.  Meeks  manage  to  get  the  land  for 
you  if  you  had  not  resided  ? '  interposed  our  politician,  who 
did  not  fancy  this  controversy  with  Mr.  Levey  into  which  he 
was  being  drawn. 

1  Easy  enough,'  answered  Mr.  Levey — '  easy  enough.  He 
goes  to  Minister  and  represents  the  rights  of  it,  at  the  right 
time,  ye  see.'  "  But,  Meeks,"  says  the  Minister,  "  this  Mr. 
Levey  has  never  resided  on  it  to  work  it  according  to  the 
Act.  It's  like  making  him  a  present  of  the  land.  It's  worth 
£3  or  £4  an  acre." 

1 "  Never  mind,  Mr.  Minister,"  says  Meeks,  "  the  wife's  re- 
sided there  a  lot — better  half  for  the  whole,  ye  see."  With  that 
he  laughs,  does  Mr.  Meeks,  and  says  he,  "  The  Guv'ment 
want  to  settle  the  people  on  the  land,  don't  they  ? " 

' "  Well,"  says  the  Minister,  "  the  Guv'ment  do  want  to 
settle  the  right  people  on  the  land."  So  all  I  know  is,  that 
down  comes  Meeks  with  Mr.  Brickwood's  train  a  few  days 
after,  and  pops  into  me  hand  the  Crown  grant.  An'  am  I 
agoin'  to  turn  agin  him  after  that  ?  Not  me.  Them  as 
sticks  by  me,  I  stick  by.  An'  so  ye've  got  the  boilin'-down 
of  my  votin'  for  Meeks, — meanin'  no  offence  to  the  gentleman 
here  as  is  in  training  for  the  Brassville  stakes.' 

'  Right  you  are,  Ben  !  But  vote  for  us  this  time,  an' 
we'll  get  you  that  lot  you  want  next  the  swamp,  you  know  ; 
handy  for  the  summer,  Ben,'  said  the  agent  cheerfully. 

But  here  the  conversation  was  interruped  by  a  peremptory 
call  from  Hiram  Brick  wood. 

'  All  aboard  here,  all  aboard, — no  more  time  for  fooling 
round  there.'  This  summons  had  no  reference  to  any  par- 
ticular episode  that  might  be  in  progress,  but  was  merely 
Hiram's  way  and  method  of  exhorting  the  passengers  to 
prompt  attention.  It  was  accompanied  by  a  vigorous  and 


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peremptory  flourish  round  of  his  arm,  as  he  hurried  towards 
the  pine -plank  platform  at  which  the  train  was  standing. 
No  offence  could  be  justly  taken  by  any  one  in  particular 
at  this  brisk  summons,  as  it  and  the  flourishing  arm  were 
directed  towards  them  all  generally,  just  as  the  efforts  of 
Mike  and  Tim  were  shortly  afterwards  addressed  to  the  whole 
mob  of  Mrs.  Dole's  cattle,  when  they  were  rounding  them  up 
for  Mr.  Looker's  sale.  With  hurried  adieus  to  that  lady, 
most  respectful  too  on  the  part  of  Quiggle  (which  she  re- 
turned with  a  decisive  but  not  unfriendly  nod,  arms  reso- 
lutely fixed  on  counter  as  before),  he  and  Frankfort  promptly 
followed  Hiram,  and  soon  were  safe  in  their  compartment. 
As  they  steamed  away,  Quiggle,  when  he  sat  down,  having 
waved  farewells  to  the  group  of  electors  at  the  station,  ex- 
claimed gaily,  as  if  partly  for  Frankfort's  information  and 
partly  as  an  instruction  to  himself — '  Chalk  her  up- — chalk 
her  up  !  H.  B.,  M.  D.  safe.  B.  L.  doubtful — very.' 

1  Who — H.  B.,  M.  D.  ?  '  asked  Frankfort,  catching  im- 
perfectly what  he  said. 

'  I'm  just  a-sayin',  Hiram  Brickwood  and  Mother  Dole 
safe.  Ben  Levey — well,  leave  her  free,  leave  her  free — de- 
pends on  circumstances.  Circumstances  mean  in  this  case 
swamp  frontages,'  said  the  agent,  with  a  quiet  laugh. 

'  But  how  about  Madam  Dole  and  the  Woman's 
Rights  ? '  remarked  our  politician,  giving  the  go-by  to  this 
last  point  of  Quiggle's. 

'  Bless  you  ! '  he  replied,  '  she  don't  care  either  way,  she 
don't.  It's  all  one  to  her.  Vote  or  no  vote,  she'll  rule  them 
about  here.  Seth  Pride  and  Hannah  Gazelle  and  all  their 
bills  can't  make  her  bigger  than  she  is.  A  vote  is  only  along 
the  footpath — it  ain't  the  whole  pike  road,'  he  continued, 
addressing  this  last  remark  rather  to  himself.  Then  he 
remained  silent  for  a  while,  as  if  the  sentiment  which  had 
escaped  him  involuntarily  deserved  some  thinking  over. 

'  Mr.  Levey  seems  to  be  for  Meeks,  right  enough,'  con- 
tinued Frankfort. 

'  Well,  though  I  joked  him,'  replied  the  agent,  '  really 
now  how  can  we  expect  him  to  go  against  Meeks  ? — unless 
we  get  him  the  other  lot  too.  Then,'  he  mused  to  himself, 
'  he  can  put  the  two  in  the  scales  and  weigh  them.' 

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130  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Ah,  I  fear  I  cannot  beat  Meeks  in  that  line.  It  seems 
to  me,'  said  Frankfort,  '  that  if  the  man  is  not  entitled  to 
the  land,  it's  like  making  away  with  public  property  to  give 
it  to  him.' 

'  Now,  my  dear  sir,  that's  not  quite  the  way  to  look  at  it. 
You  know  Dalby — the  Honourable  Mr.  Dalby,  Minister  of 
Public  Territory — an  honest  man,  you'll  admit,  quite  straight, 
respectable,  all  that  ? ' 

'  Yes,  I  understand  he  is  all  that.' 

'  Well,  it's  this  way,  d'ye  see.  Policy  of  country  to  settle 
people  on  the  land — poor  man  especially — somehow  or  some- 
way. Ben  Levey  large  family,  wife  industrious,  hard-working 
miner,  pegs  out  land,  can't  leave  mine,  can't  work  above 
ground  and  underground  at  one  and  the  same  time,  can  he  ? 
So  law  not  complied  with.  Ready  to  settle  now,  saved 
money  to  work  with,  wife  and  six  children  waiting,  smiling 
homestead,  poor  man  helped,  object  of  law  gained,  liberal 
policy — my  dear  sir,  what's  the  odds  ?  '  And  Quiggle 
paused,  looking  at  Frankfort. 

'  What's  the  odds — in  what  ? '  the  latter  asked. 

'  What's  the  odds,  I  say,  if  we  do  add,  Meeks,  M.H.R., 
or  Frankfort,  M.H.R.,  placated — support  liberal  Minister — 
and  King's  Government  carried  on — many-sided  question — 
there  you  are,'  and  Quiggle  stretched  out  his  hands,  as  if  he 
were  holding  in  them,  and  presenting  bodily  to  our  politician, 
a  clear  and  fair  exposition  of  the  whole  situation. 

Just  then  their  attention  was  diverted  by  the  train 
beginning  to  slacken  speed  in  the  middle  of  a  dense  forest. 
At  last  it  came  to  a  standstill.  Many  heads  promptly 
appeared  at  the  carriage  windows,  and  the  usual  demonstra- 
tions of  curiosity  and  inquiry  as  to  the  cause  of  the  stoppage 
were  made,  as  Guard  Brickwood  came  along  the  footboards, 
unlocked  the  doors,  and  briefly  announced  that,  as  they  had 
to  stay  a  while,  they  might  get  out  of  the  carriages  if  they 
liked. 

'What's  the  matter?'  asked  Frankfort,  as  Hiram  hurried 
along. 

'  Stay  a  moment,  my  dear  sir,'  said  Quiggle.  '  Hiram 
Brickwood  at  times  is  inclined  to  be  a  little  short,  if  he's 
bothered  with  questions.  You  can  see  he's  a  bit  put  out.' 


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'  I  only  wanted  to  know  what's  wrong,  and  how  long  we 
have  to  wait.' 

'  Just  leave  it  to  me,'  pursued  the  agent.  '  I'll  have  it 
out  of  him  on  the  quiet'  And  quietly  did  he  follow  the 
ruffled  Brickwood,  and  after  an  interview,  made  judiciously 
short,  returned  to  his  companion  with  a  light,  relieved 
countenance. 

1  It's  all  right — nothing  much — one  of  the  engine  tubes 
gone  wrong.  Hiram's  sent  on  to  the  next  station  to  wire  to 
Brassville  for  a  fresh  engine.' 

'  How  long  is  it  likely  to  be  coming  ? '  asked  Frankfort. 

'  Not  long,  he  says.  He  expects  one  up  in  a  couple  of 
hours,'  replied  Quiggle  cheerfully. 

For  the  anathemas  that  one  usually  hears  hurled  against 
the  railway  company  in  the  old  land  in  case  of  similar  mis- 
haps there,  our  politician  found  substituted  here  a  respectful 
silence  and  submissive  acquiescence,  much  the  same  as  that 
with  which  we  bow  before  the  evils  decreed  to  us  by 
Providence.  Somebody  was  at  fault,  but  that  was  not  a 
matter  to  be  too  narrowly  scrutinised.  The  railways  were  a 
monopoly,  but  a  monopoly  approved  by  the  people.  In 
Excelsior  there  was  a  broad  and  generous  sentiment  against 
any  severe  exaction  of  efficiency  from  your  brother  man. 
Live  and  let  live.  If  the  public  are  inconvenienced  at  times, 
that  is  considered  a  lesser  evil  than  would  be  the  enforce- 
ment of  perhaps  a  stern  discipline  upon  the  thousands  who 
serve  the  public.  Indeed,  the  thing  could  not  be  done. 
Who  is  to  do  it  ? 

So  the  passengers  quietly  accepted  the  situation. 
Quiggle  circulated  among  them  the  only  explanation  that 
the  guard  would,  or  perhaps  could,  give  ;  and,  as  the  after- 
noon threatened  to  be  showery,  they,  for  the  most  part,  sat 
in  the  carriages,  whiling  away  the  time  as  best  they  could 
with  cards,  smoking,  and  stories.  The  only  malcontent  was 
a  commercial  traveller  from  abroad,  who  was  in  the  com- 
partment next  to  that  in  which  Frankfort  and  Quiggle 
were.  He  had  evidently  lost  his  temper  ;  for  he  was  heard 
to  be  distinctly  complaining,  off  and  on,  during  the  two 
hours,  something  about  his  business  engagements  being 
upset  owing  to  the  train  not  keeping  time.  At  length, 


132  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

however,  the  distant  rumble  of  an  approaching  engine  was 
heard,  and  Hiram  Brick  wood  came  round  the  carriages 
demanding  tickets  and  locking  the  doors  again.  The 
temper  of  the  commercial  traveller  apparently  had  not 
improved  ;  nor,  for  the  matter  of  that,  had  Mr.  Brickwood's, 
who,  to  do  him  justice,  was  really  annoyed  and  concerned 
at  the  breakdown.  So  when  the  guard  demanded  the 
traveller's  ticket,  as  well  as  Frankfort  could  hear,  a  sort  of 
altercation  sprang  up,  the  traveller  maintaining  that  it  was 
a  waste  of  time,  and,  in  fact,  an  insult,  turning  out  all  the 
tickets  again,  when  nothing  could  have  got  in  from  the 
forest,  unless  a  native  bear.  '  Keeping  us  over  two  hours  by 

your  bungling,  and  then  delaying  over  these  tickets ' 

his  voice  was  heard  thus,  upbraiding  even  the  authorities. 
Quite  alone  was  he,  this  grumbler,  a  sort  of  railway 
passenger  Thersites.  But  not  more  swift  was  the  stick,  or 
sceptre,  of  the  chieftain  of  old  upon  the  shoulders  of  that 
ancient  reviler  of  authority  than  was  the  avenging  rebuke 
of  Guard  Brickwood,  straight  down  upon  the  malcontent 
traveller. 

'  What's  the  matter  with  ye  ?  Would  ye  like  to  manage 
them  engines  yourself  ?  I'd  like  to  see  the  likes  of  you  at 
it.  It's  charging  ye  for  shelter  and  sittin'  accommodation 
all  this  time  that  the  Department  should  be  doing.' 

And  Hiram  rather  banged  the  door  in  his  wrath.  As  he 
faced,  with  lowering  brow,  into  the  compartment  where  our 
travellers  were,  they  at  once  respectfully  presented  their 
tickets,  the  agent  just  getting  time  to  exclaim,  with  an 
approving  look  and  laugh,  before  the  irate  guardian  of  the 
train  hurried  on,  '  All  right,  Hiram,  that's  you  all  over — 
you'll  stand  no  nonsense  from  either  Government  or  public  ! ' 

So  they  were  soon  on  their  way  again,  and  nothing 
happened  for  the  rest  of  the  journey,  except  a  slight  delay 
at  Upper  End  station,  a  few  miles  from  Brassville.  Frank- 
fort remarked  to  Quiggle  that  it  rather  upset  their  plans 
getting  in  so  late  in  the  afternoon. 

'  The  less  we  say  about  it  the  better,  Mr.  Frankfort,' 
answered  Quiggle.  '  Besides,  it's  just  as  well  being  late  a 
bit.  Saves  too  many  people  coming  bothering.  There's 
old  Taft,  the  publican,  he'll  have  been  at  the  station  in  good 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  133 

time  for  his  questions  about  the  liquor  laws  ;  but,  bless 
you !  he  won't  wait :  he'll  be  back  long  ago  to  the  Blue 
Grapes.' 

'  Yes,  to  be  sure,  promiscuous  questions  are  bothering, 
as  you  say,'  replied  our  politician.  '  Often  one  may  want 
time  to  explain  one's  views  and  put  them  properly.  Any 
man  can  ask  a  question  that  no  one  can  answer.' 

'  Just  so,  my  dear  sir — as  few  private  expressions  of 
opinions  as  possible.  Leave  all  to  your  meeting  on  Monday. 
Tell  them  so — tell  them  so.  Keep  her  free,  sir,'  continued 
the  agent,  reverting  to  his  old  illustration — '  keep  her  free, 
— easy  before  the  wind,  and  then  you  know  you  can  round 
her  up  a  bit,  or  slack  her  off  a  bit,  according  to  the  proper 
navigation  '  ;  and  he  nodded  to  his  candidate. 

By  this  time  they  were  slowly  entering  the  town  of 
Brassville  —  Brassville  that  was  big  with  the  political  fate 
of  our  politician.  As  they  passed  along  they  could  see 
from  the  train  some  of  the  election  placards  that  Quiggle 
was  so  proud  of,  posted  through  the  street  that  ran  parallel 
to  the  line. 

'  Ain't  half  bad,  are  they  ? '  he  remarked,  as  he  eyed 
complacently  his  handiwork.  Frankfort  looked  up  and 
read  in  big  emphatic  lines  and  posters  of  all  sizes  and  all 
colours — '  Frankfort  and  Free  Water.'  '  The  Right  Man 
and  the  Reservoir.'  '  The  Liberal  and  the  Loan.'  '  Meeks 
and  No  Money.'  '  Ebenezer  and  Drought.'  '  Edward  Fairlie 
and  Fountains.' 

Frankfort  was  rather  taken  aback  by  all  this  enthusiastic 
identification  of  his  name  with  the  Reservoir  ;  but  he  had 
determined  to  say  nothing  till  he  had  an  opportunity  of 
finally  discussing  the  matter  with  Mr.  Fairlie.  He  would 
be  quite  explicit  in  his  speech  at  the  meeting,  at  any  rate. 
His  attention  was  called  from  the  perplexing  dilemma 
which  was  facing  him,  by  Quiggle  exclaiming  aloud,  '  Ah 
now,  that's  mean  of  Seth— real  mean  now  ! ' 

'  Why,  what's  wrong  ?  '  he  asked. 

'  What's  wrong  ?  Look  there !  Seth  Pride  has  gone 
and  cribbed  from  your  placard,'  said  Quiggle,  pointing  to 
a  flaming  poster,  with  an  emphatic  blue  ribbon  border,  that 
proclaimed  '  Prohibition  and  Public  Fountains.' 


134  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Seth  now,'  the  agent  continued,  '  should  have  left  the 
fountains  to  us.  I  was  out  first.  "  Edward  Fairlie  and 
Fountains  "  go  very  nicely.' 

As  they  stepped  out  upon  the  platform,  they  found  that 
several  who  had  been  there  at  the  hour  of  arrival  fixed 
by  the  time-table  had  left ;  but  still  there  remained  a  group 
of  the  citizens  of  Brassville,  most  of  whom  were  supporters 
of  Frankfort ;  and  prominent  among  them  was  Mr.  Seth 
Pride  himself.  Him  the  jealous  Quiggle  would  have 
assailed  about  the  borrowed  placard,  were  it  not  that  he 
was  prudently  desirous  of  getting  the  candidate  to  the  Lake 
Reservoir  Hotel  as  soon  as  possible,  so  as  to  obviate  that 
random  questioning  which,  as  we  have  seen,  he  considered  to 
be  both  unprofitable  and  dangerous  in  electioneering. 

Seth  Pride  was  thus  left  free  to  welcome  our  politician, 
which  he  did  in  formal  phrase,  assuring  him  that,  much  as 
he  and  his  friends  valued  the  Reservoir  for  the  sake  of  the 
town  and  district,  they  specially  prized  it  for  the  moral 
effect  that  the  grand  supply  of  fresh  pure  water  would  have 
in  promoting  their  cause  and  temperance  generally. 

'  We  truly  say,  sir,  in  our  Blue  Ribbon  placard  "  Pro- 
hibition and  Public  Fountains."  You  can  have  Prohibition, 
if  you  first  have  public  fountains.' 

'  I  am  all  for  temperance,'  remarked  Frankfort,  '  but  as 
to  Prohibition ' 

'  You'll  be  at  our  meeting  on  Monday  night,  Seth/ 
interposed  Quiggle,  '  and  our  new  Member  will  deal  with 
the  whole  question.  You'll  be  happy,  I  can  tell  you,  when 
you  hear  him.' 

'  I  trust  so,'  said  Mr.  Pride.  '  And  let  me  convey  to  you, 
sir,  the  special  compliments  of  Miss  Gazelle.  She  trusts 
to  make  your  acquaintance  later  on.  She  knows  of  your 
noble  principles  on  the  emancipation  of  woman.' 

There  could  be  no  doubt  that  both  Seth  Pride  and 
Miss  Gazelle  had  sincerely  in  view  a  great  moral  purpose, 
namely,  to  make  men  sober  and  generally  improve  social 
life.  There  may  have  been  in  their  mixed  championship 
some  personal  ambition  ;  and  their  cause  so  absorbed  them 
that  they  could  think  of  nothing  else,  nor  could  they  make 
any  allowance  for  other  people  thinking  of  anything  else 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  135 

either  ;  still,  it  had  the  great  merit  of  being,  amid  all  the 
din  and  hollowness  of  political  cries,  a  cause  guided  by  a 
high  moral  purpose. 

At  the  mention  of  woman  by  Mr.  Pride,  Bill  Nash,  the 
cobbler,  came  edging  up  closer  to  our  politician.  He  had 
once  been  stigmatised  by  Miss  Gazelle  as  the  impenitent 
cobbler,  when  he  was  persisting  in  disturbing  one  of  her 
meetings,  and  the  epithet  had  stuck  to  him. 

'  What's  that  Seth  Pride's  a-saying  about  wimmin  ? '  he 
asked,  as  he  pushed  in  towards  Frankfort  in  a  shuffling 
manner. 

'  Shake  hands — keep  him  right,'  whispered  Quiggle,  as 
the  candidate  and  Bill  Nash  clasped  hands. 

'  He  says,  Bill,  that  all  the  ladies  are  to  be  enfranchised — 
made  free  to  vote  like,  you  know,'  the  agent  explained. 

'  Ah  well,  just  as  Mr.  Pride  wants  about  the  wimmin — 
he  can  do  as  'e  likes  wi'  'em,  so  long  as  you  get  us  the 
water,  Mr.  Franker.  Give  me  the  water  without  the 
wimmin,  before  the  wimmin  without  the  water '  ;  and  Mr. 
Nash  gave  an  awkward  look  round  for  moral  support  to  his 
sentiment. 

'  All  right,  Bill ! '  exclaimed  Quiggle  ;  '  come  to  our  meet- 
ing on  Monday,  and  you'll  hear  all  about  it.  We  want  you 
and  all  the  leading  men  to  roll  up.' 

Soon  pushing  through  the  little  crowd,  they  reached 
their  vehicle,  which  was  placarded  on  both  sides  '  Frankfort 
and  Free  Water,'  and  drove  to  the  Lake  Reservoir  Hotel. 
The  driver  pointed  out,  on  the  way,  where  the  main  pipes 
were  to  enter  the  town  direct  from  the  filtering  basin,  which 
was  to  be  about  a  mile  up  in  the  rising  ground.  Mr.  Tom 
Hilton,  the  landlord  of  the  Lake  Reservoir,  welcomed  them 
in  a  free-and-easy  manner  to  the  house,  and  handed  Frank- 
fort a  letter  from  his  uncle,  Mr.  Fairlie.  He  opened  the 
letter  with  some  eagerness,  as  he  was  anxious  to  have  his 
contemplated  meeting  with  Mr.  Fairlie  as  soon  as  possible, 
so  that  he  might  clearly  ascertain  and  finally  settle  his 
position  with  regard  to  this  disquieting  problem  that  was 
now  daily  and  hourly  coming  nearer  to  him.  He  was 
disappointed  to  find  that  his  uncle  had  to  leave  town  for 
a  couple  of  days  to  go  to  the  Silveracre  side,  in  order 


136  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  look  into  the  accounts  of  one  of  the  Bank's  branches  ; 
but  Mr.  Fairlie  expected  to  return  on  the  Monday  after- 
noon, and  he  expressed  the  hope  that  Frankfort  would 
come  and  see  him  then,  so  that  they  could  talk  over  the 
prospects  of  the  election.  He  added  that  his  aunt  would 
have  insisted  upon  his  staying  with  them,  as  he  did  on 
his  previous  visit,  only  that  she  knew  it  was  better  for  him 
at  election  times  to  be  at  the  hotel.  The  kind  lady  herself 
indeed  added  a  few  womanly  strokes  in  a  P.S.,  concluding 
with  '  Success  to  you  and  the  Reservoir. — H.  F.' 

As  our  politician  was  being  shown  upstairs,  he  noticed 
off  the  landing  what  appeared  to  be  a  rather  spacious  bath- 
room, and  with  the  instinctive  longing  of  one  who  had  just 
come  from  a  railway  journey,  he  bethought  himself  of 
getting  a  bath,  before  taking  a  short  walk  with  Quiggle 
down  the  town.  Upon  inquiry,  however,  he  ascertained 
that  the  spacious  baths  had  been  constructed  somewhat 
prematurely  in  the,  as  it  proved,  too  confident  expectation 
that  the  Brassville  Reservoir  would  have  been  in  the  last 
Loan.  Now,  however,  though  everything  was  completed 
internally,  they  were  at  a  standstill  in  the  matter  of  baths 
till  they  could  connect  with  the  reticulation  of  the  new 
works.  So  he  had  to  content  himself  with  a  wash  in  the 
basin,  and  soon  was  ready  to  begin  the  work  of  can- 
vassing, placing  himself  upon  view,  as  it  were,  of  the 
electors.  He  found  the  placards  up  everywhere  announcing 
his  meeting  for  the  following  Monday.  The  list  of  the 
independent  electors  whom  he  met  and  talked  with  would 
be  long  to  tell.  He  got  somewhat  confused  with  the 
number  of  new  faces,  and  once  was  upon  the  point,  till 
Quiggle  stopped  him,  of  greeting  anew  a  citizen  whom  he 
had  a  little  before  shaken  hands  with  in  another  street. 
But  two  things,  and  two  only,  appeared  to  him  to  stand 
out  clearly  from  all  the  hubbub — one,  the  general  con- 
demnation of  Meeks,  who  had  been  for  some  days  in  the 
town  engaged  in  an  uphill  canvass  ;  the  other,  that  the 
Reservoir  was  quietly  taken  as  an  accepted  fact.  Both 
topics  were  taken  for  granted,  and  so  he  was  saved  trouble 
in  regard  to  them.  This  was  quite  agreeable  to  him  ;  for, 
as  to  the  Reservoir,  he  was  at  present  holding  his  peace  ; 


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and  as  for  Meeks,  he  felt  it  would  be  unworthy  of  him  to 
join  in  any  vulgar  outcry  against  his  antagonist. 

After  they  had  seen  a  number  of  electors,  Quiggle  left 
our  politician  with  Woodall,  the  bookseller,  while  he  went 
down  to  the  offices  of  the  Trumpeter  and  the  Scorcher,  to 
see  to  the  advertisements  for  Monday's  meeting  ;  and  also, 
while  settling  accounts  at  each  office  up  to  date,  to  arrange 
for  suitable  notices  of  the  arrival  of  his  candidate.  Our 
politician  enjoyed  the  conversation  with  the  bookseller. 
Woodall  belonged  to  that  not  inconsiderable  class  of  electors 
who,  if  they  do  not  talk  as  much  as  others,  think  more 
independently.  These  men  often  have  not  the  weight  in 
the  political  battle  that  their  numbers  entitle  them  to,  for 
they  are  not  disciplined  to  act  together  ;  and  in  that  battle, 
as  in  all  other  battles,  the  compact,  well-drilled,  and  cleverly- 
led  battalions  carry  the  day  sometimes  against  a  scattered 
and  inert  majority.  Our  politician  had  no  wish  to  make 
the  conversation  degenerate  into  a  mere  canvass  upon  his 
part;  but  Woodall  volunteered  his  views  upon  some  matters 
connected  with  the  election.  Meeks  was  a  poor  creature, 
no  doubt,  but  not  so  bad  as  some  of  them  made  out.  '  And, 
after  all,'  he  added,  '  what  better  can  you  expect  from  our 
system  ? ' 

This  was  not  very  reassuring  to  our  politician,  who 
stood  at  the  threshold,  soon,  as  he  hoped,  to  enter  as  one 
of  the  workers  under  this  system  himself.  Woodall,  who 
had  been  only  thinking  of  his  subject,  noticed  the  flit  of 
disappointment  that  passed  over  Frankfort's  face,  and  con- 
tinued : 

'  To  be  sure,  some  men  may  be  strong  enough  to  be 
stronger  than  the  system.  But  I  speak  of  the  rank  and 
file.' 

'  Well,  Mr.  Woodall,  I  cannot  say  whether  I  belong  to 
the  rank  and  file  or  not  ;  but  I  hope  to  be  returned  for 
Brassville,  and  yet  to  do  nothing  that  I  need  be  ashamed  of.' 

'Just  so,  Mr.  Frankfort  ;  so  I  hope  and  believe  too.  You 
are  not  fixing  that  parcel  right,  my  boy  :  the  books  should 
be  packed  edges  in.' 

This  last  remark  was  addressed  to  a  flaxen-haired,  re- 
fined-looking boy,  who  was  fumbling  over  a  set  of  books 


138  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

that  he  was  trying  to  encase  in  several  large  wrappers  of 
brown  paper,  after  the  manner  of  booksellers. 

'Give  it  to  me,  Harry,  I  will  finish  it.  You  can  go  up 
the  shop.  It  is  queer,'  he  continued,  addressing  Frankfort, 
'  how  stupid  intellectually  quick  boys  sometimes  are  in  the 
simplest  practical  things.  That  boy  is  a  capital  scholar 
for  his  age  ;  yet  he  cannot  see,  though  he  has  often  been 
shown,  that  if  you  don't  put  the  edges  inside  they  are  apt 
to  get  rubbed. 

'  Yes,'  he  went  on,  '  as  I  was  saying  just  now,  I  hope 
and  believe  that  you  will  be  returned,  Mr.  Frankfort.  But 
why?  Why,  to  be  plain  with  you — as  a  gentleman  you 
understand  plain,  truthful  speech — because  Meeks  did  not 
get  us  the  Reservoir,  and  we  think  you  will.  If  we  believed 
that  Meeks  would  get  it  and  that  you  would  not,  whom  do 
you  think  we'd  have  ?  Whom  would  you  expect  us  to  have 
yourself?' 

Frankfort  rather  quailed  under  this  decisive  way  of 
putting  the  case.  Yet  the  bookseller  appeared  to  be  an 
intelligent  man,  of  broad  views.  So  he  resolved  to  sound 
his  ideas  upon  the  Reservoir  question  a  little  further. 

'  You  are  all  for  the  Reservoir,  I  suppose  ? ' 

'  Well,  of  course  I  am  for  it,'  he  said  with  a  quiet  laugh. 
'  I'm  in  no  public  position.  I  have  no  special  duty  to  look 
after  the  State's  interests.  So  I  am  all  for  it.' 

'  Yet  you  support  it,  I  presume,  on  public  grounds  ? ' 

'  I  support  it  as  a  citizen  of  Brassville.  If  we  can  get 
a  quarter  of  a  million  spent  here,  we  will  all  be  the  richer 
for  it — Henry  Woodall,  bookseller,  included.  You  can- 
not expect  me  to  object  to  that,  if  the  generous  State  gives 
it  to  me.' 

'  But  then,'  said  Frankfort,  feeling  that  the  bookseller 
was  not  speaking  his  whole  mind  upon  the  matter,  '  you 
know  that  you'll  have  to  pay  six  or  seven  per  cent  interest 
upon  it  afterwards.' 

1  As  to  that,'  replied  Woodall,  finishing  up  and  tying 
round  his  parcel,  and  looking  down  to  see  if  the  folds  were 
straight  underneath — '  as  to  that,  Mr.  Frankfort,  you  under- 
stand that,  though  I  don't  refuse  the  Loan,  personally  I  did 
not  propose  it.  I  have  nothing  to  do  with  arranging  the 


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terms,  whether  of  repayment  or  otherwise.  As  to  the 
interest,'  he  continued  quietly,  as  he  looked  up  from  the 
parcel  at  our  politician,  and  speaking  very  slowly,  '  even 
unpractical  Harry  there  could  see  that  this  small  district  is 
as  likely  to  pay  it  as  it  is  to  pay  the  Army  Pensions  List  of 
the  United  States.' 

Here  the  conversation  was  interrupted  by  Quiggle,  who, 
having  arranged  with  the  Trumpeter  and  the  Scorcher,  had 
come  back  for  his  principal.  For  he  held  it  his  duty,  as 
the  agent  managing  this  election,  not  to  leave  him  for  the 
evening  till  he  had  seen  him  safe  back  at  the  Lake  Reservoir 
Hotel  ;  which  done,  and  having  congratulated  him  on  the 
excellent  progress  they  were  making,  he  hastened  to  his 
home,  which  was  a  couple  of  miles  out  of  the  town,  where 
Mrs.  Quiggle  and  the  children  were  eagerly  expecting  him. 
For  he  was  an  affectionate  little  man,  and  he  had  not  seen 
wife  and  family  since  he  left  them  early  in  the  week,  on 
going  to  the  capital  to  transact  his  business  and  to  accom- 
pany the  candidate  back  to  Brassville. 

Frankfort  was  not  sorry  to  be  left  alone.  Electioneering 
is  hard  work.  The  iteration  of  the  same  subjects,  fresh  to 
each  new  inquirer,  but  only  too  familiar  to  you,  tells  like  the 
continuous  dropping  of  the  water  on  the  stone.  Holding 
noisy  meetings  is  a  relief  to  it.  He  needed  rest.  But  there 
was  another  reason  why  he  was  glad  to  be  left  alone.  He 
wanted  to  think  over  the  position  that  was  facing  him.  It 
was  narrowing  down  now  to  a  decisive  issue.  This  was 
Friday  evening,  and  on  Monday  afternoon  he  was  to  meet 
his  uncle  and  come  to  a  final  understanding  as  to  what  the 
constituency  would  demand.  The  public  declaration  of  his 
principles  was  to  be  made  a  few  hours  later  on  the  Monday 
evening.  From  his  careful  observation  of  the  country 
around  Brassville  made  on  his  journey  down,  and  now  of 
the  wants  and  resources  of  the  place  itself,  he  could  see 
clearly  that  Mr.  Dorland  was  not  far  wrong  when  he 
described  the  whole  project  emphatically  as  a  job.  No 
more  was  Blanksby  wrong  in  his  estimate  of  it.  Even 
Woodall,  while  admitting  that  he  wanted  it,  did  not  pretend 
that  it  was  anything  else  than  a  job.  The  bookseller 
excused  himself  by  saying  that  he  had  no  public  position  or 


140  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

duty  to  the  State  to  discharge.  But  could  he,  Frankfort, 
say  the  same  if  he  should  be  elected  ?  If,  as  was  plain 
enough,  the  district  was  merely  seeking  to  grasp  a  largess 
out  of  the  Treasury,  what  would  be  his  real  purpose  in 
assisting  them  ?  Would  it  not  be  simply  to  secure  a  seat 
in  Parliament  for  himself  and  further  his  own  prospects  ? 
Yet  how  unanimous  and  how  resolute  were  they  all  for  it. 
Matter  here  sufficient  for  one  evening's  cogitation  ! 

After  breakfast  the  next  day,  Saturday,  Ouiggle  arrived 
early  to  take  his  candidate  upon  further  rounds  among  the 
electors.  He  told  him  that  a  number  of  societies  and 
representative  bodies  were  desirous  of  having  interviews 
with  him,  but  that  Louis  Quiggle  knew  better  than  to  allow 
them  to  come  till  after  the  meeting  on  Monday.  '  Keep 
her  free — keep  her  free,  easy  going,  moderate  sail,  till  after 
the  meeting,'  he  remarked.  The  Town  Council,  it  seemed, 
wanted  to  discuss  with  him  the  basis  of  rating  for  paying 
the  interest  on  the  quarter  of  a  million.  The  Labour  Union 
was  determined  to  have  the  work  done  by  day  labour  under 
Government  control,  instead  of  having  it  let  out  to  contractors. 
The  importers  of  pipes  and  of  the  necessary  machinery  for 
the  engine-houses  desired  to  have  the  customs  duty  on  their 
wares  remitted,  so  as  to  cheapen  the  work  ;  while,  on  the 
other  hand,  the  makers  of  those  lines  of  manufactures  main- 
tained that  the  use  of  all  imported  stuff  should  be  prohibited, 
so  as  to  encourage  native  industry.  The  Plumbers'  Union 
wished  a  few  alterations  to  be  made  in  the  Plumbers  Act, 
in  view  of  the  extensive  work  that  would  fall  to  their  lot, 
and  that  the  minimum  wage  to  be  fixed  by  the  Government 
for  the  employees  should  be  a  reasonably  liberal  one. 

'  All  right,  Quiggle,  I'll  see  the  lot  of  them  on  Tuesday,' 
said  Frankfort,  as  they  walked  together  down  the  street. 

'  Why,  here's  Hedger  coming  along — perhaps  the  lawyers 
want  a  deputation  too,'  remarked  the  agent,  laughing. 

'  Well  met,  sir ;  I  welcome  you  to  Brassville,'  said 
Hedger.  '  When  I  saw  you  at  Lamborn's  1  thought  some 
way  you'd  come  to  belong  to  us  in  time.  You're  one  of  the 
family,  ye  see.  We  all  like  Fairlie — useful  man  in  the  Bank 
parlour  at  a  pinch.  I  hope  you'll  prove  equally  useful  to 
us,  Mr.  Frankfort,  at  this  pinch.' 


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'You're  very  kind,  Mr.  Hedger,  and  I  hope  that  the 
election  day  will  show  that  I  do  belong  to  you.  Here  is 
Quiggle  who  says  that  you  gentlemen  of  the  law  want  me 
to  meet  a  deputation  from  the  lawyers  about  the  Reservoir.' 

'  From  us  ?     Oh  no — we  want  no  deputations.' 

*  Well,  to  be  sure,  I  suppose  not.  Your  profession  has 
not  much  interest  in  it,  has  it  ? ' 

'  My  word  though,  haven't  we  ?  The  conveyancing 
alone  of  the  land  to  be  taken  up  means  thousands  to  us — 
not  to  talk  of  arbitrations  and  litigation.  Yes,  yes,  where 
there's  money  spending,  there's  work  brewing,'  responded 
the  candid  Hedger.  '  Besides/  he  added,  turning  con- 
fidentially to  the  candidate,  'the  landowners  are  our  best 
clients,  and  some  of  them  will  gain  £2  or  £3  an  acre  for 
parts  of  their  land  by  it.  I  should  say  that  it  would  add 
some  £20,000  to  the  value  of  Lamborn's  property." 

Our  politician  and  the  agent  then  passed  on  to  pay  an 
official  visit  to  His  Worship  the  Mayor.  This  was  expected 
of  all  candidates,  and  the  Mayor  preserved  the  dignity  of 
his  office  by  giving  an  impartial  welcome  to  all  comers,  as 
Mayor ;  but  in  his  individual  capacity  as  Simon  Trigge, 
Esquire,  he  reserved  the  right  of  supporting  '  the  candidate 
of  his  free  choice  as  a  plain  man.'  While  they  were  walking 
up  the  street  Quiggle  informed  Frankfort  that  as  a  fact  His 
Worship  was  going  straight  for  him,  right  before  the  wind  ; 
and  that  he,  Quiggle,  had  already  chalked  him  up  ;  though 
he  was  compelled  to  mark  the  Town  Clerk  as  doubtful, 
owing  to  his  being  indebted  to  Meeks,  many  years  ago,  for 
getting  him  registered  (irregularly)  as  a  Government  Sur- 
veyor. Of  course,  however,  he  would  not  expect  any 
intimation  of  His  Worship's  private  opinion  at  the  official 
interview,  the  more  especially  as  the  representative  of  the 
Scorcher  was  likely  to  be  present.  As  a  fact,  it  turned  out 
as  the  agent  had  said.  His  Worship  received  them  with 
dignity,  the  Town  Clerk  standing  a  little  behind  him  on  one 
side.  But  the  Mayor  gave  no  vent  to  his  opinions  upon  the 
subject  that  every  one  was  thinking  of,  beyond  the  indefinite 
statement  that  '  Mr.  Frankfort  might  rely  upon  it  that  the 
Mayor  and  Corporation  of  Brassville  would  ever  prove  true 
to  the  man  of  the  people's  choice.' 


142  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

The  civic  interview,  therefore,  was  short,  and  Quiggle 
hurried  away  his  candidate  to  meet  the  other  public  bodies 
and  representative  men,  of  whom  there  were  a  good  many, 
for  Brassville  was  full  of  political  life.  Our  politician  was 
struck  by  the  intelligent  bearing  of  the  people  he  met ; 
there  was  nothing  to  be  seen  among  them  of  the  ignorance 
or  passion  that  marked  the  crowd  of  old.  Yet  they  did 
not  concern  themselves  with  high  matters.  They  did  not 
appear  to  be  troubled  about  great  questions  of  National 
policy.  They  were  active  for  their  own  local  wants,  and  as 
Government  undertook  to  supply  these,  dealing  with  the 
Government  for  them  engaged  much  energy  that  under  a 
different  system  would  be  expended  upon  general  politics. 

They  got  back  from  their  second  street  canvass  about 
mid-day,  and  Quiggle  gave  our  politician  the  grateful  infor- 
mation that  he  could  have  the  rest  of  the  day  to  himself,  as 
under  the  Public  Recreation  Act  (which  a  special  bye-law 
passed  under  the  auspices  of  Mayor  Trigge  had  made 
applicable  to  Brassville)  no  business  could  be  transacted  or 
work  done  in  the  town  on  Saturday  afternoon.  They  did 
their  late  shopping  on  the  Friday.  The  people  therefore 
were  scattered  about  in  quest  of  change  or  amusement. 
Quiggle  felt  that  it  was  only  reasonable  that  he  should  rest 
from  his  work  as  well  as  the  others,  and  enjoy  a  quiet  after- 
noon and  a  Sunday's  repose  with  Mrs.  Quiggle  and  the 
children,  before  he  entered  upon  the  raging  battle  of  the 
coming  week.  Mrs.  Quiggle,  indeed,  had  given  him  positive 
orders,  when  he  was  leaving  in  the  morning,  to  come  home 
in  time  to  give  the  baby — only  two  months  old — its  usual 
airing  in  the  perambulator,  which  it  had  got  very  irregularly 
during  his  absence  on  his  late  visit  to  the  city.  But  he 
advised  Frankfort  to  attend  the  lecture  announced  for  that 
evening  at  the  hall  of  the  Young  Men's  Association  of 
Brassville.  Frankfort  knew  the  hall,  and  had  met  the 
President,  Mr.  Job  Runter,  who  was  to  take  the  chair, 
when  he  was  in  the  town  before.  '  And,'  continued  Quiggle, 
'Job  knows  of  your  coming — I  told  him  ;  he'll  take  you 
in  tow  as  soon  as  you  put  your  head  inside  the  door.' 
The  agent  then  departed  till  the  Monday,  having  first 
picked  out  of  a  bundle  of  papers  and  cuttings  a  neatly- 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  143 

printed  leaflet   which  contained   the   announcement   of  the 
lecture. 

From  this  it  appeared  that  Mr.  Edmund  Bainbridge,  a 
native  of  the  town,  who  had  just  returned  from  a  business 
trip  to  India,  was  to  discourse  upon  the  wonders  of  that 
land.  Our  politician  felt  disinclined  to  go,  as  he  knew  that 
Myles  Dillon  was  to  arrive  that  evening  from  Miranda,  to  be 
ready  for  the  operation  at  the  Hospital  on  the  Sunday  morn- 
ing, and  he  certainly  would  have  preferred  to  spend  a  few 
hours  with  him.  But  he  had  been  always  accustomed  to 
put  business  before  pleasure,  so  after  he  had  told  Mr.  Hilton, 
the  landlord  of  the  Lake  Reservoir  Hotel,  to  be  on  the  look- 
out for  Dillon,  he  walked  down  to  the  lecture  hall. 

He  found  it  filled  with  what  might  be  described  as 
the  middle  class  of  Brassville — moral,  intelligent,  homely 
people,  the  very  backbone,  you  would  say,  of  a  nation. 
The  president  at  once  recognised  Frankfort,  and  did  'take 
him  in  tow '  as  Quiggle  had  expected,  and  towed  him  straight 
up  to  the  platform.  He  would  have  preferred  a  quiet  seat 
among  the  crowd  ;  but  he  felt  that  a  man,  by  seeking  to 
become  a  public  man,  at  once  made  himself  public  property, 
and  people  naturally  like  to  have  a  good  look  at  their 
favourites.  Even  the  chips  that  Mr.  Gladstone  chopped  out 
of  the  trees  at  Hawarden  were  regarded  with  admiration 
across  the  Atlantic.  When  all  were  seated  the  President 
introduced  the  lecturer  in  those  highly  favourable  terms 
which  men  use  in  describing  one  another  upon  such  occasions. 
He  concluded  by  saying  that  the  information  that  Mr. 
Bainbridge  would  give  them  on  the  irrigation  system  of 
India  would  be  of  supreme  moment  to  Brassville  at  the 
present  time.  It  certainly  seemed  that  the  lecturer  had 
bestowed  much  thought  and  observation  on  that  subject, 
as  his  address  mainly  consisted  of  a  minute  description 
of  the  Saderwarry  Reservoir  and  a  comprehensive  account 
of  the  points  of  resemblance  in  the  natural  features  of 
the  country  about  Saderwarry  and  Brassville,  respectively. 
He  pointedly  turned  towards  our  politician  at  the  most 
pregnant  passages  of  his  discourse,  and  each  time  all  eyes  were 
turned  upon  the  coming  Member,  just  as  if  he  were  supposed 
to  have  the  Reservoir  somewhere  about  him.  Loud  applause 


144  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

greeted  each  reference  to  the  coming  boon,  with  an  occa- 
sional exclamation  of  assent  from  the  body  of  the  hall  such 
as  one  hears  at  fervid  religious  meetings.  When  Bainbridge 
was  getting  near  the  end  of  his  address,  the  president  leaned 
over  to  Frankfort  and  asked  him  if  he  would  like  to  move  a 
vote  of  thanks  to  the  lecturer.  The  secretary  generally 
did  it,  but  if  Frankfort  asked  him  he  would  no  doubt  give 
way.  '  It  would  bring  you  forward  a  bit,  you  know,  and 
you  could  bring  down  the  house  about  the  Reservoir.'  As 
the  reader  understands,  this  was  just  what  our  politician 
wanted  to  avoid  ;  so  he  protested  that  he  would  on  no 
account  interfere  with  the  prescriptive  rights  and  duties  of 
the  secretary  ;  and  he  was  not  sorry  when  the  meeting  broke 
up  and  he  found  himself  hurrying  away  down  the  street 
among  the  crowd,  who  were  expressing  marked  sentiments 
of  approval  that  appeared  to  be  impartially  divided  between 
Bainbridge  and  the  Reservoir. 

When  he  got  back  to  the  hotel  he  found  Dillon  quietly 
enjoying  his  evening  pipe. 

'  All  hail,  my  political  friend,  lesser  than  old  Meeks  and 
greater — not  yet  M.P.,  but  safe  to  be  hereafter !  They 
tell  me  that  you're  getting  on  famously — you  and  the 
Reservoir  are  both  safe.  They'll  get  you,  and  you'll  get  the 
Lake.' 

Frankfort  did  not  care  to  disclose,  even  to  Dillon,  the 
perplexity  that  beset  him  until  he  had  seen  Mr.  Fairlie  and 
heard  his  last  word  upon  the  difficulty.  He  knew  that  Dillon 
had  not  considered  the  subject,  and  thought  it  very  likely, 
therefore,  that  if  he  asked  him  his  opinion,  the  reply  would 
probably  be  to  promise  anything  they  wanted,  so  long  as 
they  promised  to  elect  him,  with  possibly  the  additional 
advice  not  to  be  drowned  like  a  rat  in  a  tank  anyway,  or 
something  equally  absurd.  So  he  preferred  for  the  present 
to  keep  his  own  counsel.  He  only  replied,  '  Yes,  I  am  doing 
well.  But  of  course  I  cannot  say  till  they  hear  my  prin- 
ciples at  my  meeting  on  Monday.' 

'  Your  principles  ? ' 

1  Yes,  I  say  my  principles — my  political  principles,  upon 
which  I  am  asking  them  to  return  me  to  Parliament.' 

'  That's  all  right,  Edward,'  remarked  Dillon.      '  I  only 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  145 

spoke  because  since  I've  been  here  I've  only  heard  of  the 
one  principle — though  that  is  rather  a  big  one,  to  be  sure — 
the  Reservoir.' 

This  remark  rather  staggered  our  politician,  for,  now 
that  it  was  put  to  him,  he  recalled  the  fact  that,  so  far,  in 
his  canvass  the  only  reference  to  public  questions  had  been 
that  made  by  Mr.  Seth  Pride  regarding  Prohibition  and 
Woman's  Emancipation.  In  truth,  from  all  that  he  had  seen 
or  heard,  it  was  plain  enough  that,  given  the  Reservoir,  he 
could  hold  any  opinions  he  liked  ;  but  without  it,  no 
opinions  would  avail  him.  He  only  replied  : 

'  So  far,  we  have  been  dealing  with  local  matters  ;  on 
Monday  I  open  out' 

'  An'  I  wish  you  all  luck,  Edward  Fairlie.  So  long  as 
you  and  the  independent  ones  hit  it  off,  that's  all  that's 
wanted.  Please  yourselves  ;  you'll  never  find  any  one  else 
better  worth  pleasing.  If  I  were  standing  now,  I'd  promise 
them  two  Reservoirs  —  one  at  each  end  of  the  town,  and 
pipes  reticulating  to  the  front  door  and  the  back  door  of 
every  citizen.' 

'  What's  the  use  of  talking  nonsense,  Myles  ?  ' 

'  Well,  I'm  only  saying,  from  all  that  I've  heard,  that's 
what  would  fetch  them.  The  landlord  kept  haranguing 
me  about  it  when  I  was  getting  a  bit  to  eat.  The  man  who 
drove  me  up  from  the  station  asked  me  if  I  was  one  of  the 
survey  party  for  the  site.  I  gave  him  a  bit  of  a  short 
answer  ;  he  only  heard  a  word  or  so  in  the  rumbling  along  of 
the  trap,  and  he  turns  to  me  quite  cheerfully,  "  Yes,  that's  it, 
Guv'nor ;  the  Dam  is  the  big  thing — but  if  they'll  do  it  by 
day  labour  and  get  rid  of  them  contractors,  it'll  come  cheap 
enough."  Why,  the  housemaid  here  told  me  that  I'd  have 
to  wait  for  the  Reservoir  before  I  could  get  washed.' 

'  Oh,  but  you  know,  Myles,  you  must  have  cries  of  all 
sorts  about  at  an  election.  And  constituencies  will  naturally 
want  to  look  after  themselves.' 

'  Yes,  and  want  you  to  look  after  them  too.' 

'  By  the  way,  do  you  remember,  Myles,  your  advice  on 
the  subject  during  our  discussion  about  politics  on  our  last 
walk  in  Scotland  ? ' 

'  Why,  what  was  that  ?  ' 

VOL.  I  L 


146  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  That  what  was  wanted  of  a  politician  now  was,  not  to 
die  for  his  country,  but  to  live  for  his  constituency ! ' 

'  Well,  and  that  is  my  advice  still.  If  I  were  now  going 
into  Parliament  I  would  live  for  my  constituency — that  is, 
next  after  myself — and  then  the  general  country  can  come 
in  for  its  turn.' 

Frankfort  felt  too  uneasy  about  the  subject  to  enjoy  his 
friend's  outspoken  cynicism,  so  he  turned  the  conversation  to 
the  case  of  the  bugler  boy  whom  Myles  Dillon  was  to  operate 
on  next  morning.  The  young  surgeon  was  interested  about 
this  case,  and  anxious  about  it.  He  looked  forward  to  it 
with  some  apprehension  as  to  the  results.  It  was  his 
Reservoir.  He  had  to  be  up  early  the  next  day,  the 
Sunday,  in  order  to  be  in  good  time  at  the  Hospital  for 
the  operation  ;  so  the  rights  of  constituencies  and  the 
duties  of  representatives  were  not  further  discussed  between 
the  friends. 

As  for  our  politician,  he  looked  forward  to  a  day  of  real 
rest  on  the  morrow,  free  from  questions,  interviews,  visits, 
meetings,  parleys,  conferences,  and  Reservoirs.  He  intended 
going  to  Mr.  Keech's  church,  partly  to  see  the  people,  but 
also  because  he  found  in  the  religious  service  of  the  first  day 
of  the  week  a  relief  from  the  work  and  cares  of  the  other 
six.  On  the  Sunday  morning,  then,  he  strolled  down  to 
Saint  Chad's,  longing  to  enjoy  one  function,  at  least,  which 
would  be  restful  and  free  from  political  perplexities.  Mr. 
Keech  was  reputed  to  be  an  eloquent  preacher  ;  and  then  he 
always  had  a  liking  for  the  fine  old  Church  of  England 
service,  though  it  was  not  that  which  he  had  been  accus- 
tomed to  attend.  So  he  felt  that  he  was  doing  the  right 
thing  for  a  quiet  off-day,  and  disregarded  Quiggle's  advice 
that  it  would  be  better  to  go  to  the  Salvation  Army  gather- 
ing at  the  Temperance  Hall.  He  was  only  just  in  time  ; 
but  the  verger  knew  him,  and  gave  him  a  good  seat,  one  or 
two  rows  behind  quite  a  large  and  well-furnished  front  pew 
that  reminded  him  of  the  lord's  or  squire's  pew  in  the  country 
churches  of  the  old  land. 

The  service  was  just  about  to  begin,  when  there  was 
a  slight  stir  in  the  congregation,  and  the  Honourable  Mrs. 
Lamborn  swept  by  into  that  front  pew,  followed  by  Miss 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  147 

Lamborn.  The  Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn  himself  rarely 
attended  church  service  ;  but  he  had  a  great  faith  in  the 
vicarious  devotions  of  his  wife  and  daughter ;  and  Mrs. 
Lamborn  considered  it  distinctly  proper  to  go,  for  the  sake 
of  example.  Frankfort  was  no  judge  of  dress,  but  he  was 
struck  by  the  massiveness  and  richness  of  the  dark  velvet  of 
her  gown.  There  could  be  no  doubt  of  its  weight  and 
dignity,  though,  to  be  sure,  it  seemed  to  be  a  little  heavy  for 
such  a  bright  and  rather  warm  day.  On  the  other  hand, 
Miss  Lamborn  wore  a  dress  of  some  white  material,  with 
blue-coloured  edging,  that  appeared  to  be  simplicity  itself, 
yet  which  struck  him  as  being  certainly  very  effective, 
though  he  had  not  sufficient  knowledge  upon  the  subject 
to  be  able  to  say  to  what  the  effect  was  owing.  It  might 
be  due  to  the  skill  of  the  maker,  or,  for  the  matter  of  that, 
to  the  graceful  proportions  of  the  wearer.  Mrs.  Lamborn 
had  mentioned  incidentally  in  conversation  at  The  Blocks  that 
she  got  most  of  her  dresses  from  Europe  direct.  However, 
he  had  no  wish  to  waste  his  attention  upon  these  matters  ; 
still,  as  he  was  only  a  couple  of  pews  behind,  he  could  not 
help  noticing  that  the  plainer  and  less  gorgeous  figure  of  the 
two  was  undeniably  the  more  graceful  and  striking.  But  he 
soon  withdrew  his  observation  from  these  vanities,  and 
attended  to  the  service,  only  glancing  round  now  and  then 
to  observe  what  the  aristocracy  of  Brassville  were  like  ;  for 
Mr.  Keech's  church  was  the  church  of  the  better-off.  He 
noticed  that  the  difference  was  chiefly  in  the  dress.  The 
type  of  people  was  much  the  same  in  the  street  as  in  the 
mansion. 

When  Mr.  Keech  came  to  the  Creed,  and  was  giving  the 
leading  words  to  the  choir,  Frankfort,  taking  the  opportunity 
to  look  round  at  the  congregation,  found  that  his  attention 
was  caught  again  by  the  striking  fit  of  the  white  frock.  It 
seemed  so  absurd  for  him  to  be  looking  at  it,  for  as  a  dress 
Mrs.  Lamborn's  was  the  more  imposing  one.  Still,  it  did 
catch  his  eye,  and  there  was  something,  he  thought,  peculiarly 
graceful  in  the  bend  of  its  folds  when  Eilly  Lamborn  gave 
a  gentle  curtsey  at  the  appropriate  time  in  the  saying  of 
the  Creed. 

He  was   amused  with   himself,  and  at  the   same   time 


148  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

annoyed  at  his  wasting  his  attention  upon  this  girl's  frock 
and  curtsey  ;  so  much  so  that  he  felt  rather  relieved  when 
Mr.  Keech,  the  prayers  being  over,  walked  into  the  pulpit 
to  deliver  the  discourse  of  the  day.  This  was  always  looked 
forward  to  with  interest,  for  the  minister's  ability  as  a 
preacher  was  well  known.  Frankfort  settled  him  down  for 
a  quiet  half-hour.  The  text  was  that  noble  verse  from  the 
Psalms  : 

1  Who  passing  through  the  valley  of  Baca  make  it  a  well ; 
the  rain  also  filleth  the  pools.' 

The  preacher  began  :  '  My  Christian  Brethren,  you 
are  all  anxious  now  about  the  Reservoir — you  are  eager 
for  the  pools  of  waters,  the  flowing  channels,  the  falling 
rain  to  fill  the  pools  or  reservoirs  —  but  let  me  lead 
you ' 

Our  candidate  looked  up  at  the  pulpit  with  a  dazed 
feeling.  A  fearful  dread  came  over  him  lest  the  preacher 
might  make  a  direct  reference  to  him  about  this  Reservoir  ; 
or  some  one  even  stand  up,  then  and  there,  and  ask  him  a 
question  regarding  it.  It  certainly  seemed  to  him  that 
several  people  looked  in  the  direction  of  his  pew.  What  if 
he  were  asked  to  say  a  few  words  about  it  at  the  close  of 
the  service  ?  Appalling  thought !  A  little  time  served  to 
dissipate  his  fears.  Mr.  Keech  went  on  to  deal  with  the 
religious  aspects  of  his  text,  and  he  was  well  worth  listening 
to.  In  fact,  he  had  begun  by  alluding  to  the  Reservoir  not 
in  the  interests  of  water,  but  in  the  interests  of  religion  ; 
because  he  knew  all  men  to  be  so  deeply  concerned  in  it, 
that  he  thought  it  a  good  topic  by  which  to  attract  them 
to  the  deeper  meanings  of  the  verse.  And  he  kept  their 
attention  sustained  throughout,  by  a  number  of  ingenious 
parallels  which  he  drew  between  the  works  of  the  proposed 
Reservoir  and  the  operation  of  sacred  influences  upon  the 
human  heart. 

After  the  service  Frankfort  helped  Mrs.  and  Miss 
Lamborn  into  their  pony  phaeton,  which  Miss  Lamborn 
drove  ;  and  Mrs.  Lamborn  courteously  asked  him  to  come 
and  have  a  quiet  Sunday  afternoon  with  them  at  The 
Blocks.  Mr.  Lamborn  was  away  up  country  at  the  shearing. 
'  And  to  be  out  of  all  this  noisy  work  and  fuss  about  these 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  149 

election  goings-on,  you  know — for  Parliament,  you  know,' 
she  added. 

He  was  a  little  doubtful  about  going.  To  be  sure,  the 
Reservoir  could  give  him  no  trouble  among  these  ladies, 
yet  he  felt  rather  tired,  and  he  looked  it. 

'  Tired  ? '  continued  Mrs.  Lamborn.  '  No,  really,  are 
you  ? — this  talking  all  over  the  place  about  things.  Well, 
come  to  us  and  you  can  be  quiet.  We  won't  speak  to  you, 
truly  ;  Eilly  here  mustn't  open  her  mouth.  Dear  Mr.  Keech 
himself  is  coming — nothing  more  exciting  than  tea  and 
sacred  music.' 

'  Yes,  do  come ;  both  Mrs.  Bussell  and  Miss  Corney  will 
be  there,  and  they  are  so  good  in  sacred  music.' 

Miss  Lamborn  spoke  quite  frankly.  Her  mother  wished 
him  to  come,  why  should  not  she  ? 

He  could  do  no  other  than  accept  a  call  so  kindly 
given,  and  a  very  pleasant  afternoon  he  enjoyed.  He  liked 
sacred  songs  ;  and  then  Miss  Lamborn's  frank  and  natural 
conversation  was  so  pleasant,  as  indeed  almost  any  non- 
political  conversation  would  be  to  him  after  the  week's 
work.  Several  members  of  Brassville  society  were  at  the 
reception.  The  hostess  was  most  kind,  greeting  him  as,  in 
fact,  their  Member  already,  and  a  brother  legislator  with 
Mr.  Lamborn. 

'  He  will  so  like,  you  know,'  she  said,  '  to  have  a  gentle- 
man to  act  with.  Not  but  that  he'll  help  to  get  some  place 
or  something  for  that  poor — what  do  you  call  him  ? — or 
some  way  for  him  to  live.  He's  been  here  so  long,  and 
always  attentive  like,  you  know,  to  Mr.  Lamborn,  and  to 
things  for  the  place,  you  see.' 

'  But,  Mrs.  Lamborn,'  answered  Frankfort,  '  we  must  not 
make  too  sure.  My  opponent  Mr.  Meeks  has  many  friends.' 

'  No,  really  ?  I  thought  it  was  all  arranged  already,' 
said  Mrs.  Lamborn. 

'  Oh,  certainly  not.  You  can  never  tell  what  may 
happen  till  the  election  day,'  he  remarked,  feeling  that  there 
was  a  deeper  meaning  in  what  he  said  than  Mrs.  Lamborn 
had  any  idea  of. 

'  You  don't  say  so  ?  Why,  Mr.  Lamborn  told  me  that 
you  and  the  Reservoir  would  be  fixed  up  together.  He  speaks 


150  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

in  that  sort  of  way  at  times,  you  know.  He  gets  it  election- 
eering, I  suppose.  I  don't  understand  these  things  ;  but  how 
can  they  want  that  poor — what's-his-name  ? — again ' 

'  Mother,  Mrs.  Bussell  is  going  to  sing  the  "  Dies  Irae," ' 
said  Miss  Lamborn,  raising  her  hand  in  a  deprecating  way, 
and  meaning  her  warning  for  Frankfort  as  well.  She 
objected  to  the  custom  of  keeping  on  the  flow  of  gentle 
chatter  up  to  the  last  moment — in  fact,  till  the  singer 
actually  begins,  and  perhaps  has  then  to  drown  the  talk  in 
the  notes  of  the  song.  If  people  took  the  trouble  to  sing, 
it  seemed  to  her  to  be  only  fair  that  others  should  take  the 
trouble  to  listen,  and  to  appear  ready  for  the  song,  not  as  if 
their  conversation  was  interrupted  by  it.  Mrs.  Bussell  sang 
the  grand  old  hymn  with  some  power,  Mr.  Keech  turning 
over  the  music  himself,  and  following  her  to  the  sofa,  when 
she  left  the  piano,  still  pronouncing  encomiums  on  the 
performance.  A  slight  difficulty  in  the  afternoon's  pro- 
gramme here  arose  by  young  Hilljohn — nephew  of  Mr. 
Hilljohn  of  the  Charlotte  Mount  estate,  one  of  the  finest  in 
the  district — wanting  to  give  some  of  his  favourite  Christy 
Minstrel  songs,  not  of  the  merely  jocular,  but  of  the  more 
homely,  sentimental  kind.  Mr.  Keech,  however,  when 
appealed  to  by  Mrs.  Lamborn,  objected,  unless  the  song 
was  of  the  distinctly  religious  type,  and,  as  that  lady  fully 
supported  her  pastor,  the  young  man  was  compelled,  after 
some  futile  displays  of  argument  upon  his  part,  to  content 
himself  with  giving  '  Bar's  a  light  on  de  opposite  shore,' 
which  did  not  suit  his  voice  at  all  as  well  as  the  one  which 
he  had  intended  to  sing. 

'  You  like  sacred  music,  Miss  Lamborn  ?  '  said  Frankfort, 
as  the  last  of  Hilljohn's  notes  died  away. 

'  Yes,  I  do,  but  really  it  seems  to  me  that  there  is 
something  sacred  in  all  true  music.  I  feel  it  in  that  way, 
at  least,  when  one  sings  a  fine  song,  that  comes  home  to 
one,'  she  answered. 

'  Most  true,  Miss  Lamborn  ;  but  I  see  it  is  only  sacred 
songs  to-day — no  Scotch  songs  at  all  ?  Though,  in  fact, 
some  of  Burns's  are  quite  religious,  are  they  not  ? ' 

He  thought  he  would  at  least  try  his  chance  of  again 
hearing  Miss  Lamborn  render  Burns. 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  151 

'  Well,  mother  would  not  like  it,  really  on  account  of 
Mr.  Keech.  And  it  would  not  be  nice  if  it  put  him  out, 
would  it  ?  He  is  so  good-natured  himself.  And  then  we 
can  sing  them  all  the  rest  of  the  week,  can't  we  ? ' 

'  Certainly.  We'll  say  nothing  more  about  Scotch  songs 
to-day,'  replied  Frankfort  promptly,  feeling  consoled  for  the 
loss  of  his  song  by  sympathy  with  the  good  taste  of  Miss 
Lamborn's  answer. 

'  Though  to  be  sure,  now  that  I  think  of  it,'  she  continued, 
turning  quickly  to  him,  as  if  she  had  forgotten  something, 
which  in  fact  she  had — '  now  that  I  think  of  it,  Miss  Maillard 
has  prevailed  on  mother  to  let  her  sing  her  song — just  at  the 
end,  you  know.' 

'  Her  song?  Miss  Maillard's  song  ?  Something  new,  I 
suppose  ?  '  said  Frankfort. 

'  Not  heard  of  it  ?  Why  you  must  be  really  quite  out 
of  society.  It's  the  song  of  the  season  here.  There,  she's 
going  to  sing  now.  Listen.' 

And  Miss  Maillard  began  to  sing  with  her  fine  soprano 
voice  that  striking  song,  '  Where  the  Sparkling  Fountains 
flow.'  The  Rev.  Mr.  Keech  did  not  turn  over  the  music. 
Still,  he  expressed  no  outward  disapproval ;  and  indeed  how 
could  he  ?  Had  he  not  alluded  to  the  Reservoir  himself  in 
his  sermon.  Hilljohn,  when  Miss  Maillard  left  the  piano, 
with  that  self-opinionativeness  for  which  some  young  people 
are  so  remarkable,  vainly  endeavoured  to  reopen  the  ques- 
tion of  his  songs,  in  relation  to  the  permission  accorded 
to  Miss  Maillard.  But  the  whole  moral  sense  of  the  little 
public  in  Mrs.  Lamborn's  drawing-room  was  dead  against 
him,  on  the  ground  that  the  subject  illustrated  by  Miss 
Maillard's  song  made  it  an  exception  to  the  general  rule. 

'  That's  pretty,  is  it  not  ? '  said  Miss  Lamborn  to  Frank- 
fort, as  the  company  rose  up  generally  to  congratulate  Miss 
Maillard,  and  to  prepare  to  depart.  Mr.  Keech  had  to  get 
back  to  Brassville  in  good  time  for  the  evening  service. 
'  That's  pretty,  is  it  not  ? — the  "  flow,  flow,  flow  "  comes  in 
so  prettily.' 

1  Very'  replied  Frankfort. 

He  was  to  drive  back  with  Mr.  Keech,  and  Mrs.  Lam- 
born  and  Eilly  walked  out  to  the  verandah  to  see  them  start. 


152  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Now  that  you  are  one  of  us,  you  must  often  come  to 
see  us,  Mr.  Frankfort,'  observed  Mrs.  Lam  born. 

'  Most  kind  of  you,  Mrs.  Lamborn  ;  though  you  know,  as 
I  said  a  while  ago — wait  for  Friday  week.' 

'  Oh,  that'll  be  all  right.  Tom  knows  about  these  sort 
of  things.  He  told  me,  as  I  told  you,  you  know — you  are 
ours.'  She  added,  with  a  rather  languid  smile,  '  That  is,  until 
we  get  tired  of  you.' 

'  Yes,  mother,'  interposed  Miss  Lamborn,  '  or  until  he 
gets  tired  of  us.' 

'  Now  that's  so  like  you,  Eilly  ;  you're  always  saying 
something  out  of  the  way  and  odd-like,  going  differently  from 
other  people.' 

'  I  only  say,  mother,  that  Mr.  Frankfort  might  get  tired  of 
us  ;  or  we  might  get  tired  of  one  another.' 

'  Well,  and  what's  the  use  of  saying  that  and  things  like 
that  ?  How  can  Mr.  Professor  Frankfort  here  get  tired  of  a 
place  in  Parliament  and  politics,  and  all  that  ?  And  as  for 
our  getting  tired,  of  course  I  was  only  joking.  Are  we  likely, 
I'd  like  to  know,  to  have  that  Mr.  Meeks,  or  whatever  he's 
called,  again  ? ' 

'  Yes,  now  really,  Miss  Lamborn,  how  can  you  say  that 
I,  at  least,  would  get  tired  of  you  ? '  Frankfort  gallantly 
interposed. 

'  I  only  mean,'  said  Miss  Lamborn,  with  her  cheerful 
laugh,  as  her  mother  turned  to  say  something  to  Mr.  Keech 
about  his  projected  flower  mission — '  I  only  mean  that,  much 
as  you  like  us  now,  you  might  in  time  prefer  the  University 
to  talking  for  us  and  our  Reservoir.' 

'  Ah  no,  Miss  Lamborn,'  answered  Frankfort,  laughing 
too,  '  if  my  friend  Mr.  Dillon  were  here  now,  he  would 
remind  you  of  his  poet  Moore's  sentiment — the  heart  that 
has  truly  loved  never  forgets.' 

'  What's  that  you  people  are  saying  about  hearts  ? '  in- 
terposed Mrs.  Lamborn,  looking  round. 

'  Mr.  Frankfort  here  says,'  answered  Eilly,  '  that  poli- 
ticians' hearts  are  always  true — never  forget  their  first 
love.  I  am  only  going  to  say  that  I  did  not  know  it 
before.' 

1  That's    right,    Mr.    Frankfort/    exclaimed    Mr.  Keech, 


iv  THE  BRASS  VILLE  ELECTION  153 

anxious    to    make   a   remark   at   once  secular  and    popular 
— '  that's  right !      Always  be  true  to  the  Reservoir.' 

'  You  see,  my  dear  sir,'  he  continued,  as  they  drove  back 
to  town  together,  '  the  Reservoir  is  the  subject  that  occupies 
men's  minds  now,  and  we  must  introduce  religion  as  best  we 
may  by  this  door,  by  that,  by  land,  by  water,  per  fas,  per 
nefas.  Certainly,'  he  added,  '  I  want  the  Reservoir  too  ;  but 
all  the  while  I  take  the  topic  so  as  to  lead  to  higher  things 
than  even  the  Reservoir.  Yes,  my  dear  sir,  we  work  per 
fas  et per  nefas' 

'  What,  per  nefas  too  ! '  exclaimed  Frankfort. 

The  conversation  then  turned  upon  what  was  nefas  in 
public  affairs,  and  this  question  had  not  been  settled 
when  they  shook  hands  at  parting  at  the  Lake  Reservoir 
Hotel. 

And  so  Monday  morning  dawned.  Our  politician  felt 
rather  fidgety  going  on  his  rounds  with  Quiggle,  as  he  could 
not  but  realise  how  uncertain  his  whole  position  was,  until 
he  had  his  contemplated  discussion  with  his  kind  friend  and 
uncle,  and  had  settled  with  one  who  so  thoroughly  under- 
stood both  the  constituency  and  the  Reservoir  question 
what  sort  of  compromise  would  be  likely  to  be  possible,  if 
any,  upon  the  perplexing  and,  as  it  seemed  to  him,  ever- 
growing difficulty  of  the  Reservoir.  After  lunch,  he  told 
Quiggle  that  he  might  leave  him  till  the  evening,  as  he  had 
an  appointment  with  Mr.  Fairlie,  and  he  then  wished  a  short 
time  to  himself  to  prepare  for  the  meeting. 

He  was  certainly  depressed,  and  not  without  some  feeling 
of  agitation.  Many  a  man  may  be  firm  and  steady  enough 
in  the  actual  battle,  and  yet  his  pulse  may  beat  quickly  just 
as  he  is  going  into  it.  And  it  was  the  crisis  of  the  whole 
matter  that  now  approached.  From  all  he  saw,  heard,  or 
knew,  he  felt  certain  that  unless,  after  his  discussion  with  Mr. 
Fairlie,  he  could  see  some  hope  of  the  Brassville  people 
agreeing  to  have  the  Reservoir  over  the  Divide,  and  getting 
water  by  the  tunnel  that  Blanksby  spoke  of,  it  would 
be  impossible  for  him  to  go  on  with  any  prospect  of 
success.  Yet  it  was  desperately  awkward  breaking  down  in 
this  way.  He  knew  that  his  uncle  was  anxious  for  him  to 
enter  public  life.  It  would,  Mr.  Fairlie  thought,  increase  his 


154  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

influence,  as  it  certainly  would  his  income  ;  and  though  the 
Banker  had  never  hinted  at  it,  Frankfort  could  not  but 
remember  that  the  greater  part  of  that  early  debt  was  still 
owing.  As  he  walked  hurriedly,  he  was  soon  at  the  Bank, 
and  the  maid  showed  him  straight  into  the  Bank  parlour. 
She  said  that  Mrs.  Fairlie  and  Master  Teddy  and  Miss 
Minnie  had  gone  to  spend  the  afternoon  at  The  Blocks  ;  but 
that  Mr.  Fairlie  had  come  back  from  the  country  and  would 
see  him  directly.  The  house  was  very  still  ;  everything  was 
quiet — wife  and  children  away.  The  most  solemn  room  in 
the  building  was,  of  course,  the  Bank  parlour,  and  it  seemed 
now  to  be  more  solemn  than  ever,  with  its  massive  mahogany 
furniture,  large  slowly-ticking  clock,  heavy  oil  portrait  of  the 
Chairman  of  the  Board,  chilly  atmosphere,  and  dim  light. 
For  the  room  was  shady,  not  to  say  dark,  in  the  afternoons, 
when  the  sun  was  on  the  other  side  of  the  house. 

In  a  few  moments  Mr.  Fairlie  came  in. 

'  Glad  to  see  you,  Edward  !  The  aunt  and  the  youngsters 
are  away  at  The  Blocks  ;  but  you  can  tell  me  all,  and  I  can 
tell  her.  She  asked  how  you  were  getting  on  when  I  got 
home  to-day,  and  I  said,  "  He's  carrying  all  before  him.  See 

the  Conquering  Hero "  After  just  greeting  his  nephew, 

he  had  glanced  down  at  the  small  pile  of  letters  that  had 
accumulated  in  his  absence,  while  he  talked  on.  As  he 
looked  up  at  Frankfort  direct,  he  could  not  but  be  struck  by 
the  solemn  gravity  of  his  countenance. 

'  Why,  what ! '  he  exclaimed,  '  you're  not  knocked  up  with 
electioneering  already  ?  Tired  a  bit  ?  Let  us  sit  down.' 

'  Fact  is,  uncle,'  slowly  responded  the  other,  '  I  am  stuck 
up — blocked — don't  see  how  I  can  go  on,  unless ' 

'  Oh  well,  Edward,  don't  mind  that.  Elections  are 
expensive — the  early  ones  especially  before  a  man  gets  a 
hold.  Don't  go  too  deep,  but  you  can  always  get  a  lift 
from  the  Bank — matter  of  business.  Why,  I  settle  these 
things  by  the  dozen  here  of  a  day  in  this  very  room — per- 
sonal character  a  great  point — in  fact,  that's  what  this  parlour 
is  for '  ;  and  the  Banker  gave  a  cheerful  laugh. 

'  Not  that — not  that,  uncle.  I  arranged  for  that  when  I 
determined  to  stand — it's  not  that.  It's  this  confounded 
Reservoir ! ' 


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'  The  Reservoir  ?  Why,  that's  what  will  bring  you  in. 
Meeks  failed  with  it ;  you  succeed.' 

'  I  can't  go  for  it.  It's  a  big  job  ! '  said  Frankfort,  think- 
ing it  better  to  come  to  the  point  at  once. 

'  A  job  ?  How  do  you  know  that  ?  We  ask  what  we 
want.  The  Government  give  what  they  can.  Besides,  who 
says  it's  a  job  ? ' 

'  For  one,  the  President  of  the  University,  Mr.  Borland, 
called  it  a  confounded  job  of  the  politicians.' 

'  Now  really,  Frankfort,  for  you  to  be  taken  in  like  that, 
and  you're  going  on  for  thirty,  aren't  you  ?  Of  course 
Mr.  Borland  calls  it  a  job,  because  he  wants  the  Reservoir 
over  the  Bivide.  He  wants  it  for  his  mines.  I  don't 
blame  him.  I  know  him  well  —  naturally  he  looks  after 
his  own  interests.  So  do  we  after  ours.' 

'  But  I  didn't  rely  upon  his  word.  I  went  into  the 
whole  thing  with  Lavender  and  Blanksby.  I  can  see  the 
country  around  me.  How  could  it  ever  pay  a  quarter  per 
cent  on  the  money  ?  The  thing  speaks  for  itself  Frank- 
fort spoke  plainly  and  decisively. 

'  My  dear  boy,'  said  the  Banker,  assuming  his  most 
urbane  tone,  '  why  all  this  ?  You  are  our  advocate,  why 
become  our  judge,  and  a  stern  one  too  ? ' 

'  Uncle  Fairlie,  if  elected,  I  become  representative  and 
trustee  for  the  whole  country.  It  would  be  a  swindle  upon 
my  part  to  get  public  money  misappropriated,  really  to  buy 
a  seat  in  Parliament  for  myself.' 

He  spoke  emphatically,  as  he  saw  that  Mr.  Fairlie  did 
not  realise  his  difficulty. 

'  Well,  you  see,'  said  the  Banker,  turning  round  to  the 
table  and  adjusting  and  readjusting  the  big  blotting-pad, 
just  as  was  his  custom  when  he  was  conducting  some  trouble- 
some financial  arrangement  (for  the  matter  now  began  to 
appear  to  him  in  a  more  serious  light  than  it  did  at  first) 
— '  you  see  each  constituency  must  speak  through  its 
Representative.  They  tell  him  what  they  want.  He  tells  the 
Government.  The  Government  have  the  responsibility  of 
deciding.  In  court  you  know  the  lawyer  defends  the 
murderer  ;  he  puts  the  case  as  well  as  he  can.  You  were 
near  being  in  the  law  yourself.' 


156  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'Ah  yes,  but  let  us  look  at  it  fairly.  The  cases  are 
quite  different.'  Frankfort  spoke  on  rapidly  in  his  anxiety 
to  say  all  that  he  wanted.  '  The  cases  are  quite  different. 
The  advocate  is  known  not  to  pledge  his  own  opinion.  If 
the  Representative  were  admitted  to  be  a  mere  advocate, 
it  would  be  an  honest  business,  though  a  petty  one. 
But  what  is  the  fact  ?  He  would  be  no  use  unless  he 
professes  and  pretends  himself  to  believe  in  the  justice 
of  the  demands  that  he  makes,  and  he  must  use  his 
public  position  to  advance  them.  How  am  I  to  urge  on 
this  Reservoir  "  hammer  and  tongs,"  as  you  say,  to  bully 
the  Government,  to  pawn  my  political  influence  for  it,  and 
wire- pull  with  other  districts?  And  for  what?  Working 
hard  for  my  constituents  is  the  phrase,  and  so  to  be  sure  it 
is.  But  why  for  them  ?  Not  truly  for  any  special  love  I 
have  for  them,  or  for  their  Reservoir,  but  to  secure  a  seat 
for  myself  in  the  House  of  Representatives  and  £$  a.  week 
salary.  It's  no  use  ;  I  could  not  do  it.' 

During  this  rather  long  harangue  the  Banker  had  sat  at 
the  table  listening,  with  outward  composure,  to  his  nephew's 
impetuous  remarks.  Long  custom  had  given  him  the  habit 
of  hearing,  without  apparent  perturbation,  the  most  serious 
and  disturbing  statements.  Before  him  was  a  substantial 
paper  stand  containing  blank  cheques  upon  all  the  banks  in 
the  Province.  He  had  often  reached  over  to  these  in 
discussions  with  clients  and  others,  about  reducing  over- 
drafts, discounting  bills,  strengthening  accounts,  starting 
new  enterprises,  meeting,  or  partially  meeting,  long-standing 
liabilities,  and  other  delicate  and  critical  financial  operations. 
He  would  say :  '  You  might  as  well  sign  a  cheque  for  the 
amount ;  as  further  security,  you  know.  Of  course  it 
needn't  be  used.'  Or  '  Perhaps  it  would  be  better  if  you 
would  give  us  a  cheque  to  hold,  just  to  strengthen  your 
position.'  Or  '  Half  bill,  half  cheque  might  be  the  simplest 
way,  don't  you  think  ?  ' 

On  this  occasion  also,  while  his  nephew  was  speaking, 
the  Banker  reached  over  and  took  out  a  cheque  ;  but  not 
for  the  purpose  of  challenging  his  visitor  in  any  such  manner 
as  we  have  indicated.  He  slowly  tore  it  up  into  exceedingly 
small  pieces.  These  he  gathered  together  in  one  little  white 


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heap  on  the  solid  and  polished  surface  of  the  Bank  parlour 
table,  and  round  this  little  heap  he  placed  a  few  of  the  bits 
in  a  circle  with  regular  intervals  between  them.  It  might 
be  taken  to  represent  planets  circling  round  their  sun  ;  or, 
to  look  at  it  in  another  way,  hungry  hounds  closing  round 
a  stag  at  bay.  When  Frankfort  had  finished  his  rather 
impassioned  declaration  of  his  principles,  the  Banker,  closing 
up  to  the  table  with  a  business-like  shrug  of  his  shoulders, 
as  if  he  were  now  going  to  finally  dispose  of  this  matter, 
began — 

'  That's  all  very  well,  Edward  ;  but  now  let  us  come  to 
the  facts.  You  see  that  little  heap  there  ?  ' 

'  Certainly.' 

'  And  these  little  bits  all  round  ? ' 

'  To  be  sure  I  do.' 

'  Well,  then,'  he  continued,  '  the  little  heap  in  the  middle 
is  the  five  millions  that  the  Government  are  hoping  to  get 
by  the  Loan  they  are  trying  to  float.  These  little  bits  right 
round  are  all  the  constituencies  in  Excelsior,  baying  away 
for  as  much  as  they  can  get  out  of  it.  The  voice  to  do  the 
baying  for  each  constituency  is  the  Representative.  Now, 
you  can't  change  this  system  ;  you  can't  do  so  at  once,  at 
least.  Indeed,  you  don't  pretend  to.  But  you  say  to  this 
little  hungry  hound — Brassville,  we'll  call  him — "  Come,  my 
brave  little  man,  have  me  and  high  principles  and  let  the 
quarter  of  a  million  go  to  Leadville,  or  to  some  place  on 
the  other  side  of  the  Divide."  Now,  I  ask  you,  as  a  man  of 
some  common-sense,  can  you  expect  us  to  agree  to  that  ? ' 

'  You  put  the  case  only  for  Brassville — true,  you  can  ask 
for  anything.  I  have  to  think  for  myself;  am  I  to  pledge 
myself  to  anything  ?  '  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Well,  we  must  think  for  ourselves  and  our  means  of 
living.  The  thing  speaks  for  itself.  A  quarter  of  a  million 
spent  here  makes  this  place.  The  labourers,  the  farmers, 
the  artisans,  the  shopkeepers,  the  landowners,  the  merchants 
all  have  an  immediate  personal  interest  in  it.  And  the  vote 
of  all  governs.  No  privileged  class  here  to  check  the 
general  wish.  They  will  all  be  richer  if  it  goes  on — poorer 
if  it  does  not  go  on.  Bankers  too — some  of  our  accounts 
here  are  rather  shaky.  That  sum  of  money  pouring  in  and 


158  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

enriching  all  would  set  up  most  of  my  constituents  and 
relieve  me  of  a  good  deal  of  anxiety.  I  dare  not,  in  the 
face  of  my  Directors,  support  a  man  who  would  send  it  all 
away  to  Leadville  or  Silveracre.  I  must  think  for  your 
aunt  and  the  youngsters,  as  well  as  for  the  country  at  large. 
As  a  fact,  I  cannot  afford  to  stop  and  consider  whether  your 
principles  in  the  matter  are  sound  or  not.  No,  Edward, 
if  you  go  forward,  condemning  the  Reservoir,  I'll  vote 
and  work  all  I  am  able  for  Meeks — much  as  I  despise  the 
man.'  He  added,  as  he  drew  back  from  the  table  a  little 
and  looked  straight  at  his  nephew,  '  I'm  rather  taken  aback 
by  all  this.' 

So  was  Frankfort  He  sat  silent  for  a  few  moments. 
He  felt  that  he  was  in  the  jaws  of  it  now.  If  his  kind 
uncle  would  work  for  Meeks,  what  could  he  expect  of  the 
rest? 

And  yet  he  saw  the  situation  at  a  glance.  He  was  to 
sell  his  soul  to  gain  his  seat.  He  could  not  do  it.  What 
would  his  old  companions,  with  whom  he  had  so  often 
maintained  that  high  principle  and  noble  purpose  were 
essential  to  any  true  political  life — what  would  they  say  if 
they  were  to  see  him  begin  with  a  notable  job  ?  What 
would  they  say  of  him  ?  Nay  more,  what  would  he  say  of 
himself?  And  what  would  be  the  value  of  a  public  career 
to  a  man  of  his  nature  if,  to  gain  it,  he  had  to  lose  his  own 
individuality  ? 

O  ye  many-sided  troubles  and  perplexities  of  us  poor 
men,  likened  as  we  are  by  the  poets  to  the  leaves  of  the 
forest,  ever  trembling,  often  falling!  The  solemn -looking 
clock  ticked  on  solemnly.  The  sombre  room  grew  darker 
in  the  deepening  shades ;  the  portrait  of  the  Chairman 
looked  more  and  more  grave  in  the  growing  obscurity,  as 
these  two  men  sat  facing  one  another,  in  mutual  perplexity. 
Many  grave,  not  a  few  distressing,  interviews  had  from  time 
to  time  taken  place  in  this  very  room.  Tradesmen  begging 
for  support  to  save  them  from  failure  ;  sanguine  speculators 
clutching  at  some  last  chance,  that  would  at  length  make 
their  fortunes  and  end  their  cares  ;  ruined  men  begging  for 
forbearance,  in  whose  shady  mishaps  the  keen  scrutiny  of 
the  Banker  was  laying  bare  fraud  mingling  with  their 


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misfortunes.       But  here  was   a  new  kind  of  trouble — one 
with  a  tragedy  all  its  own. 

Frankfort  was  resolved  what  to  do.  He  would  go  to 
his  meeting,  declare  the  truth  about  the  Reservoir,  and  fall 
fighting  for  the  right.  But  he  saw  that  his  uncle  was 
somewhat  moved  by  this,  to  him,  new  development ;  and 
he  felt  that  it  would  be  only  considerate  not  to  announce 
himself  absolutely  on  the  moment.  So  he  only  said  : 

'  Thanks,  uncle,  for  your  frank  expressions  and  saying  so 
plainly  how  you  look  at  it.  If  you  could  not  go  for  me, 
who  could  ?  I  have  to  go  over  to  the  hotel  now.  I  will 
send  you  a  line  before  the  meeting,  telling  you  what  I  have 
finally  resolved.' 

As  they  came  out  into  the  hall,  they  met  Mrs.  Fairlie 
and  the  children,  who  had  just  returned  from  The  Blocks. 
Mrs.  Fairlie  urged  her  nephew  to  stay  to  tea  with  them,  but 
he  had  little  time  to  lose,  as  Quiggle  was  to  come  for  him 
at  a  quarter  to  eight  o'clock,  and  he  had  several  things  to 
settle  before  then. 

Young  Edward,  the  sprightly  son  of  the  Banker,  aged 
nine  years,  called  out  from  the  stairs  as  he  was  beginning  to 
go  up — '  Cousin  Ted,  cousin  Ted,  Eilly  Lamborn  says  I  was 
to  tell  you  that  you're  to  get  the  Reserved,  and  then  I'm  to 
sail  my  boats  in  it ;  only  Eilly  says  I  mustn't  get  drownded 
in  it.  I've  two  boats  and  Minnie's  only  got  a  little  one.' 
Master  Edward,  as  he  walked  up  the  stairs,  completed  his 
information,  by  bawling  out  at  the  top  of  his  voice — 
'  Minnie's  is  a  little  one,  and  it  won't  float  neither.  Only 
don't  tell  her  so.' 

As  our  would-be  politician  hurried  away  to  the  Lake 
Reservoir  Hotel,  he  muttered  to  himself,  '  I'll  be  the  first 
to  be  drowned  in  the  confounded  thing.  .  .  .  The  very  child 
in  the  nursery,  and,  gracious  heavens !  that  young  girl, 
Eilly  Lamborn,  begging  for  this  cursed  thing  too  ! '  In  all 
the  tumult  of  his  thoughts,  he  could  not  help  this  last  idea 
rushing  in  upon  him,  though  it  was  absurd,  for  what  could 
it  matter  to  him  whether  Miss  Lamborn  chimed  in  with  the 
rest  or  not? 

He  got  to  the  hotel  depressed  in  spirit,  but  determined 
upon  his  course.  He  would  go  to  the  meeting  and  fight  it 


160  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

out  Was  there  a  chance  that,  if  he  clearly  explained  to 
them  that  they  would  get  a  full  supply  of  water  by  means  of 
the  tunnel,  according  to  Blanksby's  plan,  and  at  the  same 
time  escape  the  crushing  rating  that  the  quarter  of  a  million 
would  necessitate,  they  might  come  round  ?  No,  it  really 
seemed  to  be  hopeless.  So  he  thought  it  would  be  right  to 
send  a  note  to  the  Honourable  Mr.  Borland,  the  President  of 
his  University,  informing  him  that  he  had  found  it  impossible 
to  support  the  Reservoir  at  Brassville,  and  that  therefore 
there  was  so  little  hope  of  his  success  that  he  would  not  have 
to  claim  the  full  extent  of  his  leave  from  College  work,  as  he 
expected  to  return  immediately  after  the  polling  day,  and 
possibly  before.  He  marked  his  note  '  private,'  as  being  for 
the  present  only  for  the  President's  own  information. 

Having  sent  it  off  to  post,  he  was  writing  a  hurried  line 
to  his  uncle  telling  him  what  he  had  determined,  when  he 
heard  the  mellow  tones  of  Myles  Dillon  on  the  landing 
outside  his  door.  As  well  as  he  could  distinguish,  Dillon 
was  endeavouring  to  persuade  the  housemaid  to  get  one  of 
the  large  baths  partially  filled  by  means  of  a  bucket  by 
the  morning  ;  while  that  young  person  adhered  to  her  old 
opinion  on  the  subject,  and  declared  that  nothing  of  the 
kind  could  possibly  be  done  until  something  else  happened 
first.  Though  he  did  not  clearly  hear,  he  could  not  for  a 
moment  doubt  what  was  the  event  to  which  the  deprecating 
remarks  of  the  young  person  pointed.  When  Dillon  came 
into  the  room  he  turned  round  to  take  off  and  shake  his  coat 
— the  dust  was  bad  at  Brassville — saying  as  he  did  so — 

•  There,  now,  I've  tried  again,  and  I  can't  persuade  that 
young  lady  out  there  that  half  a  bucket  is  better  than  no 
bath.  I  wanted  her  to  get  a  drop  or  two  brought  up  by  the 
morning  ;  but  no,  nothing  can  be  done  in  the  new  bathroom, 
she  says,  at  present;  we  must  wait  for  the  inauguration  of  the 
great  National  work  of  the  century,  the  Reservoir.  However, 
you're  all  right  meanwhile  ;  in  you  sail  on  it.  They  all 

remark — say  they  to  me But  what's  wrong  wi'  you  ? 

You're  not  making  your  will  there  on  that  sheet  of  paper,  are 
you  ? '  He  said  this  as  he  looked  round  from  shaking  his 
coat,  on  Frankfort's  troubled  countenance. 

'  Fact  is,  Dillon,  I'm  done  for  this  time — this  election. 


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I  can't  stand  this  Reservoir.'  He  spoke  as  he  did  to  Mr. 
Fairlie — emphatically.  He  had  not  much  time  to  lose. 
Quiggle  would  be  calling  for  him  in  less  than  an  hour. 

'  Why,  what's  the  matter  with  it  ? '  asked  Dillon,  quite 
staggered.  '  I  thought  it  was  the  Pride  of  the  Mornin'  with 
Brassville.' 

'  It's  a  rank  job,  Dillon.' 

1  Well,  well — but  in  politics,  you  know  now,  there  are  at 
times  such  things,  by  the  way,  you  know,  entre  nous,  as  the 
French  say.'  He  was  rather  perplexed  how  to  go  on.  He 
had  heard  something  to  the  same  effect  in  casual  conversation 
with  Lavender,  but  he  was  taken  by  surprise  at  his  friend's 
emphatic  announcement,  as  Frankfort  had  not  disclosed  his 
feelings  upon  the  subject  before.  He  did  not  want  to 
aggravate  the  serious  nature  of  the  position  into  which  things 
had  got.  Even  he  could  see  that  his  friend's  candidature 
was  hopeless  if  he  made  such  an  announcement  at  the 
coming  meeting.  So  he  went  on  talking,  being  certainly  at 
sea  upon  the  subject,  though  by  no  means  going  '  easy  before 
the  wind,'  as  Quiggle  would  say. 

'  Why,  Edward  Fairlie,  you  take  me  fairly  aback,  you  do 
now.  It's  all  up  if  you  talk  in  that  style  at  the  Town 
Hall  just  now.  Dear,  dear,  how's  it  come  about?  An'  I 
was  looking  for  you  to  get  me  a  good  place  under  Govern- 
ment when  you  wrote  M.H.R.  after  E.  F.  F.' 

1  No  joking,  Myles,  it's  too  serious  !  I  delayed  deciding 
till  I  got  all  the  facts  and  had  talked  the  matter  over  with 
Mr.  Fairlie.  It  won't  do.  How  can  I  link  my  start  in  public 
life  with  jobbery  and  make-believe  and  the  abandonment  of 
political  principle  ?  I  don't  care  to  be  a  mere  tool — a  hack — 
like  poor  Meeks — a  political  bagman,  as  they  call  him,  and 
not  honest  at  that.  Why,  Myles  Dillon,  when  I  think  of  the 
high  aspirations  that  used  to  animate  us  young  men  as  we 
talked  of  true  politics  by  the  wayside,  on  our  summer  walks 
there  in  the  old  land — the  nobleness  of  the  public  career,  the 
high  purpose  of  public  life ' 

Myles  saw  that  the  situation  was  desperate.  He  rather 
regretted  to  himself  that  his  friend  had  ever  thought  of 
stepping  out  from  the  calm  atmosphere  of  the  University. 
He  had  had  a  feeling  of  that  kind  all  along.  But  he 

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1 62  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

deeply  sympathised  with  him  in  his  present  perplexity.  In 
graver  tones  than  usual,  and  with  a  sympathetic  air  that 
he  rarely  assumed,  he  sat  down  right  opposite  Frankfort, 
saying — 

'  Well,  well,  now,  Edward  Fairlie,  let  us  have  a  little 
quiet  talk  over  this.  You've  got  to  go  to  this  meeting  pretty 
soon,  so  you'd  better  give  the  thing  a  final  turn  over  in  your 
mind.  You  see  I  look  at  it  this  way,  when  a  man  has  to 
act  under  a  system  he  must  make  the  best  of  it.  No  one 
can  get  just  what  he  wants  under  any  system  ;  he  gets  as 
near  as  he  can.  He  must  then  act  under  it,  or  not  act  at 
all ' 

Here  he  was  interrupted  by  hearing  Tom  Hilton,  the 
landlord,  talking  to  some  one  in  loud  and  agitated  tones,  as 
he  hurried  up  the  stairs.  Hilton  never  stood  much  on 
ceremony  with  his  guests  ;  and  now  he  burst  straight  into 
the  room  without  preface  or  introduction. 

'  Why,  here's  a  go  ! '  he  exclaimed,  flourishing  a  telegram 
in  his  hand — '  here's  a  go  !  Well,  I  never ' 

'  What's  the  matter,  landlord  ?  There  is  not  a  fire  any- 
where about,  is  there  ? '  Dillon  asked  quietly. 

'  What's  the  matter  ?  Why,  here's  the  news  just  come 
down  from  town,  and  blessed  if  the  five  million  Loan  hasn't 
gone  and  failed.  Water  Policy  of  Government  withdrawn — 
everything  slides,  upset,  obfuscated,  undone.  Where  are  we 

now  ?  I  ask '  gasped  Mr.  Hilton,  unable  to  find  words  in 

this  crisis. 

'  Well,  well,'  said  Dillon.     '  Dear  me,  now,  that's  bad.' 

'  Bad  ?  why,  sir,  there's  the  Reservoir  gone  again  till- 
Here  we're  out  again.      If  that   Meeks   had    got   us   in   the 
last— 

'  You  wouldn't  be  after  making  a  bit  of  a  Reservoir  just 
for  yourselves,  ye  know?'  said  Dillon,  nodding  in  an  inquiring 
manner. 

'  Make  a  Reservoir  ourselves  ?  Where's  the  money  ?  I 
can't  understand  what  you ' 

'  The  infirmity  is  mutual,  landlord,'  remarked  Dillon,  look- 
ing up  at  Mr.  Hilton  with  the  simplest  air  possible.  '  For  I 
was  only  thinking  now  of  what  I  saw  in  the  papers  there,  that 
the  Reservoir  would  pay  six  or  seven  per  cent,  and  you  might 


iv  THE  BRASSVILLE  ELECTION  163 

get   the    money   for  that,  ye  know — ye  might   now — these 
times  money  so  cheap,  ye  see.' 

The  landlord  glanced  at  Dillon  for  a  moment.  He 
understood  he  was  a  medical  man,  and  concluded  that  he  was 
connected  with  the  Lunatic  Asylum,  and  a  little  touched 
himself.  However,  he  had  no  time  to  lose,  so  he  flung  him- 
self out  of  the  room  and  down  the  stairs,  eager  to  discuss  the 
disastrous  intelligence  with  his  agitated  fellow -citizens  in 
the  street. 

When  he  was  gone  Dillon  got  up  and  carefully  shut  the 
door,  which  Mr.  Hilton,  in  his  excitement,  had  left  half-open. 
He  then  turned  to  Frankfort,  who  had  said  nothing,  being 
for  the  moment  quite  taken  aback  by  the  complete  change  in 
his  position  that  had  been  made  by  the  failure  of  the  Loan 
and  the  withdrawal  of  the  Government  Water  Policy  and  all 
its  works. 

'  Teddy/  said  Dillon,  '  you're  in  luck  this  time.' 

'Well,  Myles,  I  certainly  see  that  a  great  difficulty  has 
been  removed,"  answered  Frankfort,  at  the  same  time  tearing 
up  the  half-written  note  to  his  uncle.  '  To  be  sure,  all  these 
Brassville  people  will  be  rather  disappointed — 

'  Come  now,  Teddy,  that'll  do.  None  of  that  with  me. 
Keep  those  polite  remarks  a  few  minutes  till  you're  address- 
ing the  free  and  independents.  It's  a  queer  elector  of 
Brassville  I'd  be.  I'd  vote  for  you,  Reservoir  or  no  Reservoir. 
No,  Teddy,  don't  forget  to  sacrifice  fat  hecatombs  to  the  Fates 
to-night  for  gettin'  you  out  of  such  a  hole.' 

'  Yes,  from  all  they  tell  me  I  ought  to  beat  Meeks  now,' 
replied  Frankfort. 

'  How  can  you  help  it,  Edward  Fairlie  ?  Instead  of  your 
being  drowned  in  the  Reservoir,  Meeks  will  be  smothered 
in  the  Beer,  as  I  heard  several  intelligent  citizens  say  on 
Saturday.  Bye-bye,  Teddy,  I'll  leave  you  now.  I  must  go 
back  to  have  another  look  at  this  bugler  boy  in  the  Hospital. 
Nasty  wound  those  Border  Natives  give.  His  pulse  was 
a  bit  high  when  I  left.  If  he's  all  right,  I'll  have  a  look 
round  at  your  meeting.  I  want  to  ask  you  a  question.' 

'  A  question,  Myles?'  inquired  Frankfort,  who  had  scarcely 
collected  all  his  wits  about  him,  after  the  crisis  he  had  gone 
through. 


1 64  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Yes,  I'll  just  want  to  ask  the  candidate  if  he'll  pledge 
himself  to  resign  his  seat  if  he  don't  get  a  special  loan  of 
half- a- million  for  the  Brassville  Reservoir  to  be  floated  at 
once.  That'll  give  you  an  opportunity  of  airing  those  noble 
principles  of  yours.' 

'  All  right,  Myles,'  said  Frankfort,  now  recovering  his 
spirits.  '  I'll  tell  Quiggle  to  have  one  of  the  boys  ready  for 
you  with  his  shillelah,  just  as  you  stand  up.' 

It  turned  out  as  Dillon  had  said.  The  Reservoir  being 
out  of  the  way  for  the  present,  there  was  nothing  to  save 
Meeks  from  being  smothered  in  the  Beer.  Indeed,  the 
indignation  against  him  for  not  getting  Brassville  into  the 
first  Loan  was  rendered  more  inexorable  than  ever  by  the 
failure  of  the  present  one.  Here  they  were,  argued  the 
public  of  that  city,  with  the  Reservoir  again  indefinitely 
postponed ;  whereas,  if  the  Member  had  been  alert  and 
resourceful,  they  might  have  been  provided  for  in  the  last 
Loan,  the  great  work  already  in  progress,  and  the  non-success 
of  this  Loan  a  matter  of  perfect  indifference  to  them.  The 
general  public  were  thus  implacable  against  Meeks,  and  this 
left  him  quite  at  the  mercy  of  the  party  of  Gazelle  and 
Co.,  that  condemned  him  perhaps  even  more  bitterly 
for  his  enormous  treason,  as  they  considered  it,  to  their 
cause.  The  accusation,  or  even  the  suspicion,  that  his  vote 
upon  the  momentous  Beer  question  was  the  result  of  some 
quiet  arrangement  with  the  Empire  Palace  Hotel  Company, 
Limited,  was  fatal,  as  far  as  they  were  concerned.  Indeed, 
Miss  Gazelle  was  possessed  of  a  moral  conviction  that  he  had 
the  money,  though,  when  challenged  for  the  facts  upon  which 
her  belief  rested,  it  would  appear  from  her  replies  that  it  was 
founded  rather  upon  faith  than  upon  knowledge.  It  was 
certainly  unsatisfactory,  not  to  say  unfair,  to  poor  Meeks. 
At  one  of  his  meetings  he  challenged  that  lady  to  bring  for- 
ward her  evidence.  Her  only  reply  was,  that  he  knew  all 
about  it.  If  he  did  not,  who  did  ? 

Our  politician  lent  no  countenance  to  the  slander,  and 
Quiggle  himself  kept  very  quiet  about  it,  as  he  felt  assured 
of  success  '  without  anything  unpleasant  on  our  part,'  as  he 
remarked  to  his  committee.  The  Trumpeter  continued  to 
denounce  the  old  member  in  each  issue,  three  times  a  week, 


iv  THE  BRASS  VILLE  ELECTION  165 

regularly  ;  and  it  rather  taxed  the  literary  resources  of  the 
editor  to  find  a  sufficient  variety  of  language  for  the  effective 
treatment  of  the  same  aspect  of  the  subject.  The  indigna- 
tion against  Meeks  became  so  intense,  immediately  after  the 
failure  of  the  Loan  was  announced,  that  the  Scorcher  had  to 
abandon  its  Bunyan's  Waterman's  attitude,  and  the  editor, 
who  was  partial  to  illustrations  from  Shakespeare,  had  to 
admit,  in  an  important  leader,  '  that  fortune  was  flitting  from 
the  standard  of  Meeks,  while  the  very  stars  in  their  courses 
were  fighting  for  the  meteor  flag  of  Frankfort.' 

So  it  turned  out  on  the  polling  day.  Our  politician 
was  returned  by  a  large  majority  over  his  opponent.  He 
took  his  good  fortune,  as  the  reader  will  expect,  without  any 
undue  expression  of  exultation,  and,  in  particular,  he  was 
careful,  in  moving  the  customary  vote  of  thanks  to  the 
returning  officer,  to  make  a  civil  reference  to  Meeks.  That 
gentleman  was  present,  and  stood  forth  to  second  the  motion 
as  part  of  the  sad  day's  work.  He  did  not  seem  to  be 
embittered  by  the  accusations  and  slanders  levelled  at  him. 
He  still  took  off  his  hat  respectfully  to  Miss  Gazelle,  and 
included  Mr.  Seth  Pride  in  the  returning  sweep  as  he  was 
placing  it  on  his  head  again.  He  bore  malice  to  no  man, 
and  of  course  not  to  any  woman.  It  was  all  in  the  day's 
work.  He  quietly  observed  to  Ouiggle,  just  as  if  he  was 
saying  something  about  the  weather,  that  he,  Quiggle,  had 
worked  it  up  admirably  for  his  man,  and  that,  as  for  his 
placards,  some  of  them  were  works  of  genius.  The  election 
did  him  credit  ;  but  he  doubted  if  he  would  find  it  so  easy 
the  next  time.  In  seconding  Frankfort's  motion,  he  said 
that  he  acknowledged  the  honourable  way  in  which  his 
opponent  had  conducted  the  contest,  assisted  by  his  esteemed 
friend  Mr.  Quiggle.  He  wished  him  every  success  as  a 
Representative  in  working  for  the  district,  so  long  as  he  did 
represent  it.  '  But,  Mr.  Returning  Officer,'  he  went  on  to 
say,  '  I  shall  feel  it  a  sacred  duty  to  this  noble  constituency 
at  the  first  opportunity  to  again  present  myself  for  its 
honourable  service  ;  and  let  me  say,  sir,  that  I  have  a  con- 
viction, as  sacred  as  is  my  personal  faith  as  a  man '  (here  he 
laid  his  hand  impressively  upon  his  breast,  bowing  low  as 
he  did  so),  '  that  when  that  opportunity  arrives  I  shall  be 


1 66  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP,  iv 

returned  once  more  to  occupy  the  proud  position  of  Member 
of  Parliament  for  Brassville.' 

There  is  in  every  crowd  of  men  descended  from  or 
connected  with  the  Saxon  race  a  certain  sympathy  with 
those  who  are  down  ;  but  some  of  the  electors  could  not 
help  relieving  their  feelings  at  the  audacity  of  Meeks  by 
hurried  remarks  to  one  another. 

'  The  impudence  of  that  fellow  to  talk  of  again  repre- 
senting us — putting  out  our  man.  It's  positively  heroic,' 
remarked  Hedger,  the  lawyer,  to  Dr.  Delane  and  a  few 
others  who  stood  around  smiling  at  poor  Meeks. 

'  He's  off  his  head  a  bit,'  said  the  Doctor  ;  '  enough  to 
make  him.  How's  he  to  live  unless  he  can  get  back  ? ' 

'  Don't  know  about  that,'  half  spoke,  half  croaked  Neal 
Nickerson,  the  schoolmaster,  who  had  given  his  boys  a  half- 
holiday  in  honour  of  the  election,  and  was  come  down  to 
hear  the  result  of  the  poll — '  don't  know  about  that.  Stranger 
things  have  happened,'  he  croaked  out,  as  he  edged  himself 
in  among  the  upper-class  circle. 

'  There  goes  old  Nick  again,'  solemnly  remarked  Mr. 
Hakes,  the  man  of  many  acres  but  few  words. 

'  He  will  be  talking,  my  masters,'  said  Hedger,  drawing 
himself  up  straight,  as  he  turned,  with  a  slight  look  of  con- 
tempt, upon  the  doubled-up  figure  of  the  schoolmaster, 
putting  his  thumbs  in  the  armholes  of  his  waistcoat  as  he 
did  so. 

They  all  laughed  again,  and  closing  round  Frankfort, 
who  had  just  stepped  down  from  the  hustings,  congratulated 
him  as  Member  of  the  House  of  Representatives  of  Excelsior 
for  the  important  constituency  of  Brassville. 


CHAPTER    V 

AFTER    THE    ELECTION 

FRANKFORT  had  thus  become  a  member  of  the  legislature 
of  an  intelligent  and  a  progressive  people.  We  can  imagine 
the  feelings  of  satisfaction,  almost  exultation,  which  fill  one 
who  is  possessed  by  a  true  ambition  as  he  realises  the  fact 
that  he  has  become  the  exponent  of  the  ideas  and  the 
spokesman  for  the  wants  of  his  fellow-citizens.  And  our 
politician  held  the  principle  that,  once  elected,  he  represented 
the  whole  country  ;  though,  to  be  sure,  he  also  recognised 
his  legitimate  obligations  to  the  particular  district  that 
returned  him.  Certainly  he  had  met  with  some  disillu- 
sionising experiences  concerning  the  manner  in  which  the 
relation  of  the  Representative  to  his  constituency  on  the  one 
hand,  and  to  his  country  on  the  other,  was  coming  to  be 
regarded  by  the  public.  But  he  remembered  that,  while  all 
forms  of  human  government  were  full  of  imperfection,  from 
whatever  aspect  you  viewed  them,  it  was  the  peculiar  char- 
acteristic of  Democracy  to  show  its  defects  right  upon  the 
surface,  and  also  to  learn  by  experience  how  to  remedy  them. 
He  had  met,  and  no  doubt  he  was  to  meet,  the  more  noisy 
and  lighter  elements  of  the  political  stream,  who  sported 
upon  the  top,  while  the  great  volume  of  the  waters  moved 
on  quietly  and  steadily  below.  And  as  for  himself,  and 
how  far  the  new  conditions  of  political  life  suited  him,  must 
not  men  often  make  careers  for  themselves  adapted  to  new 
surroundings  ? 

It  was  known  that  he  was  going  to  stay  for  some  days 
at  the  Lake  Reservoir  Hotel,  in  order  to  become  more  fully 

167 


168  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

acquainted  with  his  new  constituents.  The  first  thing  that 
attracted  his  attention,  when  he  came  down  to  breakfast  a  few 
mornings  after  the  election  day,  was  the  large  heap  of  letters 
that  lay  upon  the  table  awaiting  his  attention.  Compared 
with  the  two  or  three  that  he  used  to  get  daily  at  the 
University,  it  was  quite  a  new  and  rather  an  exciting  ex- 
perience. One  of  the  first  that  caught  his  eye  bore  the  broad 
stamp  of  the  University  on  the  envelope.  As  the  reader 
will  remember,  he  had  written  briefly  to  the  President 
immediately  after  the  interview  with  Mr.  Fairlie,  telling  him 
that  his  prospects  of  election  were  hopeless,  owing  to  his  not 
being  able  to  support  the  demand  for  the  Reservoir.  The 
following  was  the  Honourable  Mr.  Borland's  reply  : — 

THE  UNIVERSITY,  PRESIDENT'S  CHAMBERS, 
<)th  October  18— 

MY  DEAR  PROFESSOR — Take  my  hearty  congratulations  upon  your 
election,  of  which  we  have  just  had  news  by  wire ;  but  more  upon 
your  noble  stand  against  the  Big  Job.  It  is  one  good  that  the 
failure  of  the  Loan  has  done,  but  not  the  only  one.  Our  true 
policy  in  Excelsior  is  not  borrowed  gold,  but  home  silver.  Con- 
tinue, young  friend,  brave  and  true  to  principle,  as  you  have  begun  ! 
The  wife  orders  me  to  send  her  compliments,  and  to  say  that  you 
and  she  will  quarrel  if  you  do  not  dine  with  her,  first  among  your 
friends,  upon  your  return  to  the  city. — Your  faithful  friend, 

WILLIAM  BORLAND. 

He  was  pleased  to  get  such  a  kind  note  from  the 
President  of  his  University.  At  the  same  time,  he  could 
not  get  out  of  his  head  what  Blanksby,  and  also  Mr.  Fairlie, 
had  said  about  the  proposal  to  have  the  Reservoir  near  the 
great  mines  at  Silveracre.  The  reference  to  home  silver  he 
did  not  fully  comprehend,  as,  though  he  knew  that  there  was 
a  great  silver  and  currency  question  simmering  in  Excelsior, 
it  was  quite  a  speculative  discussion  as  yet,  and  distant  from 
the  sphere  of  practical  politics. 

As  for  the  rest  of  the  letters,  they  related  mainly  to  local 
affairs.  He  was  surprised  to  find  what  a  number  of  Cricket 
Clubs,  Rowing  Clubs,  Tennis  Clubs,  Racing  Clubs,  Hare  and 
Hound  Clubs,  and  General  Sports  Committees  were  anxious 
to  do  him  honour.  They  all  asked  him  to  become  Patron, 
or  President,  or  at  least  Vice-President.  The  Mechanics' 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  169 

Institutes,  Free  Libraries,  and  Literary  Associations  generally 
were  equally  numerous,  and  equally  desirous  of  having  his 
name  identified  in  this  dignified  manner  with  their  institu- 
tions ;  while  the  charitable  bodies  and  the  churches  naturally 
looked  for  his  patronage.  At  the  same  time,  several  of  these 
institutions  were  in  some  financial  perplexity  that  presented 
certain  broad  lines  of  similitude.  Either  they  were  actually 
in  debt,  or  they  were  making  a  special  effort  to  avoid  getting 
into  that  condition  ;  or  there  was  an  old  debt,  for  which  the 
present  management  had  no  moral  responsibility,  but  which 
yet  they  were  honourably  anxious  to  discharge  ;  or  else  they 
did,  in  fact,  desire  to  borrow  for  some  indispensable  purpose, 
which  could  be  attained  by  a  loan,  if  supplemented  by 
adequate  subscriptions. 

Then  there  were  the  letters  which  came  from  people  who 
had  learned  to  cherish  a  comprehensive  trust  in  their  Govern- 
ment. The  settlers  in  the  Cote  Cote  Valley  wrote  to  ask  when 
the  Government  were  going  to  drain  their  land  ;  or  were  they 
to  leave  the  land  after  the  Government  had  put  them  on  it? 
The  members  of  the  Turn  Turn  Fox  Club  informed  the 
Member  that  the  Department  had  sent  them  down  rifles  to 
help  to  destroy  the  foxes,  but  where  was  the  ammunition  ? 
Did  they  expect  them  to  kill  the  foxes  without  ?  An  in- 
dignant parent  complained  that  he  did  not  get  the  full  allow- 
ance of  sixpence  a  week  per  child  for  bringing  his  children 
to  school  over  the  limit  fixed  by  law  for  the  allowance — • 
though  the  road  was  so  bad  that  he  had  to  put  a  pair  of 
horses  in  the  trap  to  carry  them.  A  comparatively  poor 
widow  wanted  a  place  for  her  daughter  as  a  typewriter,  or 
something  respectable,  as  she  could  barely  make  ends  meet 
now  with  the  price  of  things  and  the  high  wage  for  the 
house -help.  The  Art  Association  of  Brassville  wanted 
slight  assistance  from  the  Government,  or  somebody,  to 
enable  one  of  their  number  to  make  a  painting  of  the 
charming  copy  of  Raphael's  '  La  Giardiniera '  that  was  in 
the  Public  Gallery,  Miranda.  Barney  Clegg,  proprietor  of 
the  Brown  Jug  Inn,  with  whom  our  politician  became  more 
fully  acquainted  thereafter,  wrote  for  some  simple  wants  of 
his  own.  His  name,  though  he  had  been,  he  said,  often 
recommended  for  the  honour,  had  not  yet  appeared  in  the 


i;o  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

roll  of  Justices  of  the  Peace ;  nor  had  his  delicate  son, 
Larry,  got  the  easy  place  in  the  police  that  had  been  pro- 
mised to  him.  His  daughter  Jenny  was  still  teaching  in 
the  State  school  at  a  ridiculously  low  wage.  He  concluded 
by  observing  that  even  old  Meeks  had  not  done  badly  at 
times,  and  by  adding,  '  so  now  you  may  excill  him.' 

There  were  two  letters,  however,  which  impressed  him 
somewhat  differently  from  the  others — the  one  agreeably, 
the  other  more  seriously  by  its  direct,  not  to  say  peremptory, 
tone,  as  being  the  missive  of  a  potentate  in  politics. 

The  more  agreeable  one  was  as  follows  : — 

THE  BLOCKS,  loth  October  18 — 

DEAR  MR.  FRANKFORT — Mother  wishes  me  to  write  to  you  and 
send  her  congratulations.  She  says  that  you  and  father  are  brothers 
now,  being  both  legislators.  She  hopes  to  see  you  often  at  The 
Blocks,  as  now  that  you  are  our  Member  she  says  that  she  has  several 
things  to  ask  for — the  mid-day  train  especially,  and  about  the  high 
duty  on  sealskin  cloaks  from  London.  She  bids  me  to  put  down 
what  I  want ;  but  I  want  nothing,  so  remain,  yours  sincerely, 

EILEEN  LAMBORN. 

P.S. — I  just  add  a  line  to  Eilly's  note  to  say  how  heartbroken  I 
am  about  the  Reservoir,  and  so  is  Mr.  Lamborn.  He  says  it  all 
comes  of  that  Mr.  What's-his-name  not  having  got  us  into  the  first 
Loan.  Eilly  and  I  are  going  to  Miranda  to-morrow.  She  has  per- 
suaded me  to  go  by  that  horrid  morning  train.  We  hope  to  return 
in  a  few  days,  so  come  and  see  us  then. 

ANNIE  LAMBORN. 

The  other  letter  was  brief  and  to  the  point  :— 

THE  GORGE,  i$th  October  18— 
E.  F.  Frankfort,  Esq.,  M.P. 

DEAR  SIR — Could  you  favour  me  with  an  interview  on  Wed- 
nesday at  10.30,  on  my  arrival  at  Brassville  by  morning  train? — 
Very  respectfully, 

NORRIE  SECKER,  General  Secretary 
Central  Executive  National  State  Workers'  Association. 

While  he  was  getting  through  his  heap  of  letters, 
Quiggle  came  in  to  make  arrangements  for  the  week  that 
our  politician  had  decided  to  spend  among  his  constituents, 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  171 

going  about  under  the  guidance  of  his  faithful  and  now 
victorious  agent.  He  knew  from  experience  how  useful 
Quiggle  would  be  in  making  him  acquainted  with  those 
electors  whom  he  might  not  have  met  yet,  or  might  have  met 
only  casually,  and  in  enabling  him  to  learn  the  relative  im- 
portance and  also  the  special  views  of  those  various  local 
celebrities  who  play  so  important  a  part  in  the  political  affairs 
of  each  district.  A  day  or  two  was  to  be  spent  in  the 
town,  seeing  the  municipal  authorities  and  the  representatives 
of  public  institutions,  and  then  parts  of  the  country  about 
would  be  visited  and  certain  individual  electors  met,  who  had 
become  accustomed  to  and  looked  for  this  recognition  of 
their  importance. 

'  Good  morning,  Mr.  Quiggle.  Hope  Mrs.  Quiggle  is 
quite  well,'  said  our  politician  cheerfully,  as  the  agent 
stepped  in.  He  felt  the  vast  difference  which  lay  between 
canvassing  electors  for  their  votes  before  the  election  and 
discoursing  with  them  for  the  sake  of  courtesy  or  better 
acquaintance  afterwards.  '  What  is  the  pressing  thing 
now?  See  His  Worship  the  Mayor,  I  suppose,  and  then 
the  Committee  of  the  Free  Library — the  Hospital  people 
later  on.' 

'  Yes,  Mr.  Frankfort,  sir,  that  is  all  right  and  plain  sail- 
ing,' answered  Quiggle ;  '  easy  going,  straight  before  the 
breeze.  But  the  point  is  about  meeting  Seeker.  He  will 
be  here  to-morrow  on  his  rounds  from  Great  Gorge.  He 
met  Bunker  there  on  his  way  to  the  city.  Did  him  ;  on  to 
you  next.  He  takes  in  this  country-side  this  trip.' 

'  Seeker — yes  ;  but  how  do  you  mean — done  Bunker — 
all   the  country-side  ?      Yes,   I   have  a  letter    from   Seeker, 
General     Secretary     National     State     Workers,    requesting 
interview  ;    rather  peremptory,  too.      What  am    I   to  meet 
him  for  ?  '  asked  Frankfort. 

He  was  struck  by  Quiggle's  serious  aspect  as  he  replied 
— '  Ah,  that's  just  it,  my  dear  sir — wants  a  little  reckoning 
up  to  find  the  right  latitude  and  longitude  too — where  we 
are  when  we  meet  Seeker — Seeker  Secretary,  we  call  him. 
It's  rather  a  tight  thing  to  meet  Seeker  Secretary — it  is  in- 
deed. You're  in  this  time — no  use  backing  Meeks  against 
you  this  time.  But  as  to  next  time,  ask  Seeker  Secretary. 


172  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Why,  he's  the  Secretary,  and,  between  you  and  me  and  the 
telegraph  wire,  he  is  the  real  engineer,  of  the  Central  Execu- 
tive of  the  State  Workers'  Association  of  Excelsior !  It 
takes  in  the  whole  lot — Clericals,  Trams  and  Rails,  State 
Schools,  Police,  Post  Office,  Asylums.  Bless  you  !  if  they  are 
against  you, — why,  you  may  make  your  last  will  and  testa- 
ment,' said  Quiggle,  looking  up  at  Frankfort  and  nodding 
emphatically.  '  But  he  is  fair  enough,  too,  is  Seeker 
Secretary,  in  his  way — live  and  let  live, — particularly  let 
him  and  the  Workers  live.' 

'  And  what  is  he  going  about  for,  then  ? '  asked  Frank- 
fort. '  What  does  he  want  with  me  ?  ' 

'  Plain  enough,  my  dear  sir.  He  goes  round  after  each 
election  consulting  with  the  local  Branches  of  the  S.W.A., 
and  fixing  up  the  new  Members  about  the  rights  of  the  State 
Workers.  He  left  it  to  Brickwood  to  see  to  you  here.  And 
he  has  done  it,  hasn't  he  ?  Yes,  we  have  seen  something 
during  the  week  of  Hiram.  But  Seeker  Secretary  generally 
hits  it  off  fairly  well  with  the  Members,  I  can  tell  you  ;  but 
if  he  can't  hit  it  off  with  any  one,  why  then ' 

'  Why,  then,  I  suppose  he  must  do  without,'  interposed 
our  politician,  not  half  relishing  the  way  the  agent  was 
putting  it. 

'  Quite  so,'  replied  Quiggle,  looking  very  serious,  '  that's 
about  it  He  does  without  that  man  at  the  next  election — 
hits  him  off,  in  fact.  That's  why  I  wanted  you  to  know 
about  him.  Won't  do  to  come  to  cross  sticks  with  Seeker 
Secretary,  I  can  assure  you,  Mr.  Frankfort.' 

'  I  can't  but  think,  Mr.  Quiggle,  that  this  presumed 
power  of  the  State  Workers'  Association  is  exaggerated,' 
said  Frankfort.  'If,  to  be  sure,  the  whole  State  Service 
could  be  united  to  act  as  one  man,  that  would  be  something 
serious  indeed.  But  then  they  have  poor  and  rich,  high  and 
low,  in  their  ranks  as  well  as  the  outside  public.  They 
have  too  their  fair  proportion  of  patriotic  men  among  them, 
men  who  act  from  a  sense  of  duty.  But  what  points  is  he 
going  to  raise  ? — I  would  like  to  think  over  them.' 

'  Ah,  there,  that's  it !  That  is  the  point  I  was  coming 
to,'  said  Quiggle.  '  It  wouldn't  do  for  me  to  neglect  things. 
The  moment  that  I  heard  that  Seeker  Secretary  was  coming 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  173 

on  from  Great  Gorge,  I  looked  in  at  Woodall's,  and  hunted 
up  the  back  number  of  the  Miranda  Rising  Sun,  published 
some  time  before  the  election.  Here  it  is.  '  Full  Report  of 
Monster  Meeting,  State  Workers.'  You'll  see  their  wrongs, 
grievances,  claims,  rates  of  pay — the  way  they  talk.  If  you 
look  through  that  you'll  see  some  of  what's  what  for  the 
Workers  ;  and  it  will  save  you  from  being  lonely  while  I  go 
to  see  to  our  fixtures.'  And,  laying  the  paper  on  the  table, 
the  agent  departed  to  arrange  for  the  interviews  of  the 
day. 

Our  politician,  upon  opening  the  Rising  Sun,  had  his 
attention  at  once  attracted  by  the  report  of  the  monster 
meeting,  which  was  printed  in  bold  type,  and  was  introduced 
by  a  whole  series  of  striking  headings.  He  read  as 
follows  : — 

STATE    WORKERS. 

GRAND    DEMONSTRATION. 

THE    NATIONAL    ASSOCIATION. 

MASS    MEETING. 

THE  WORKERS   SPEAK. 

RETRENCHMENT    RETRENCHED. 

'THUS    FAR    AND    NO    FURTHER.' 

A  meeting  of  the  State  Workers  was  held  in  the  City  Hall  last 
evening,  summoned  by  advertisement  by  the  Central  Executive  of 
the  State  Workers'  Association,  for  the  purpose  of  discussing  and 
adopting  a  common  platform  for  the  State  Workers.  In  accordance 
with  the  rules,  the  chair  was  taken  by  Major  Stephen  Trounce,  the 
President  of  the  Association. 

The  Secretary,  Mr.  Norrie  Seeker,  read  the  notice  convening 
the  meeting. 

The  Chairman,  in  opening  the  proceedings,  said  that  the 
executive  had  thought  it  well,  in  view  of  approaching  events,  and  in 
accordance  with  their  previous  practice  at  those  periods,  to  call  the 
State  Workers  together,  so  that  they  could  give  expression  to  their 
legitimate  wants,  and  formulate  a  common  basis  for  their  just  claims, 
for  the  impartial  consideration  of  the  public  at  the  coming  election. 
They  were  citizens  and  voters  as  well  as  workers,  and  the  attitude 
of  the  various  candidates  to  their  claims  would  naturally  form 
matter  for  their  consideration  afterwards.  (Hear,  hear.)  They 
were  forbidden  by  the  State  Regulations  from  taking  part  in  political 
contests  in  any  corporate  capacity,  and  he  trusted  that  they  would 
all  loyally  obey  not  merely  the  letter,  but  the  spirit  of  the  regu- 
lations. (Hear.)  They  no  more  thought  of  dictating  to  the 


174  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Government  than  the  crew  of  an  ironclad  would  think  of  telling  the 
captain  how  to  navigate  her.  But  even  a  crew  at  sea  could  state 
their  grievances — (hear) — and  they  could  put  theirs  before  the 
authorities  and  the  candidates  in  a  constitutional  way.  And,  what 
must  not  be  overlooked,  they  had  the  constitutional  right  of  voting, 
and  if  they  all  voted  intelligently  throughout  the  Province,  and  by 
quiet  conversation  influenced  outside  workers  to  assist  the  cause  of 
Labour,  then  it  became  rather  an  important  factor  whom  they  voted 
for  and  whom  they  voted  against.  (Hear,  hear.)  They  all  knew 
that  they  were  suffering  a  grievous  wrong  in  all  ranks  of  the  workers, 
owing  to  the  unjust  rating  and  classification  of  the  Service  and  the 
withholding  of  the  yearly  lawful  additions  to  their  wages,  salaries, 
and  allowances.  It  was  said  that  the  industrial  depression  of  the 
country  made  it  unable  to  pay  those  lawful  additions,  and  that 
workers  outside  their  ranks  had  to  suffer  even  positive  reductions  in 
their  incomes.  (No,  no.)  Oh,  he  would  not  say  'No,  no,'  but  he 
would  ask  was  that  depression  their  fault  ?  Had  they  caused  it  ? 
(Cheers.)  He  deprecated  invidious  comparisons ;  but  he  must 
ask,  were  the  European  holders  of  their  State  Bonds,  who  were 
drawing  five  or  six  per  cent  interest,  told  that  times  were  bad  and 
that  they  must  take  three  or  four  per  cent  instead  ?  (Loud  cheers, 
and  cries  of  'Not  much.')  It  was  true  that  they  were  now  one  of 
the  most  highly-taxed  communities  in  the  world ;  owing,  some  said, 
but  he  would  not  say  for  a  moment,  owing  to  political  mismanage- 
ment. But  to  whatever  owing,  were  they  (the  workers)  answerable  ; 
and  as  to  taxation,  did  they  not  pay  their  full  share  as  citizens? 
Was  it  right  that  they  should  be  doubly  taxed — taxed  as  citizens 
and  then  again  as  public  workers?  (Cheers.)  He  believed  in 
Patriotism;  but  that  was  too  much  Patriotism — too  much  of  a 
good  thing.  It  overleaped  itself  and  fell  over  to  the  other. 
(Cheers  and  laughter.)  The  policy  of  the  shop  was  dollars,  not 
development ;  that  of  the  State  should  be  development,  not  dollars. 
(Loud  cheers.)  The  whole  service  should  be  regraded,  and  salaries 
and  wages  reconsidered.  He  did  not  mean  degrading  by  regrading. 
No  man  should  get  less  than  he  did  now.  (Cheers.)  To  restore 
increments  and  promotions  was  merely  taking  an  unfair  tax  off  the 
workers.  He  trusted  that  they  would  to-night  display  the  same 
moderation  and  good  tone  that  marked  all  their  gatherings.  (Hear.) 
They  were  within  their  rights  in  demanding  their  rights,  and  they  all 
knew,  and  the  public  knew,  what  they  could  do  if  driven  to  ex- 
tremities. He  believed  that  they  were  all  now  resolved,  as  one 
man,  to  submit  no  longer  to  the  denial  of  -their  lawful  yearly  in- 
creases to  their  pay.  The  Honourable  Mr.  Brereton  had  said  that 
to  pay  these  would  require  some  ^250,000  a  year  more.  If  so,  that 
only  showed  how  much  they  were  done  out  of.  (Loud  cheers.) 
He  counselled  moderation.  The  Government,  notwithstanding  the 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  175 

Bill  of  last  session,  now  promised  fairly.  If  they  afterwards  found 
that  they  were  deceived  by  fair  promises,  they  could  not  be  blamed 
if  they  acted  accordingly,  and  the  great  public  would  justify  them, 
whatever  political  results  followed.  (Great  cheering.) 

The  Chairman  then  called  upon  the  various  speakers, 
and  it  took  some  columns  of  the  Rising  Sun  to  report  the 
various  speeches  made  at  this  formidable  gathering.  And 
formidable  it  was,  since  the  men  there  present  were  not 
merely  electors,  but  electors  who  had  a  direct  personal 
interest  for  which  to  fight  at  the  ballot-box.  The  different 
speakers  displayed  not  only  intelligence  in  their  arguments, 
but,  when  the  subject  was  regarded  from  their  point  of  view, 
a  certain  reasonableness  in  their  demands.  When,  indeed,  is 
it  unreasonable  for  men  to  ask  for  good  wages,  duly  limited 
hours  of  labour,  and  exemption  from  all  harshness  in  dis- 
cipline ?  Each  small  addition  to  a  worker's  wage,  when  the 
matter  is  brought  into  the  light  of  day,  seems  so  small  and 
so  just  that  no  one  can  object, — certainly  not  the  man  who 
has  a  good  income  himself. 

All  the  ranks  of  the  State  Service  were  represented. 
They  were  all  there  :  from  the  men  of  the  Trams  and  Rails, 
to  whom  were  confided  the  lives  of  the  people  when  travel- 
ling ;  from  the  School  teachers,  who  were  entrusted  with 
their  children  ;  from  the  Police,  who  gave  protection  to  men 
and  to  their  property  ;  from  the  Warders,  who  controlled 
criminals  ;  from  the  caretakers  of  the  asylums  ;  from  the 
numerous  army  of  the  Post  Office  ;  and  the  vast  clerical  de- 
partment that  carried  on  the  details  of  the  State  business — 
they  all  came,  and  the  spokesman  from  each  spoke  with 
that  force  which  men  display  when  they  are  pleading  for 
their  own  personal  wants.  The  representative  of  the  Trams 
and  Rails  Branch  was  felt  to  have  made  a  point  when  he 
observed  that  one  good  accident,  brought  about  by  the  mis- 
adventure of  an  incompetent  or  overworked  engine-driver, 
would  cost  the  public  more  than  the  value  of  all  their  yearly 
increments  put  together.  Again,  was  economy  to  be  sought 
in  public  schools  for  the  people's  children — was  it  to  be 
gained  by  starving  the  teachers  ?  Or  were  the  letter-carriers, 
who  might  have  in  their  letter-bags  the  value  of  thousands, 
to  be  unfairly  tempted  with  low  wages  ?  Retrenchment  in 


176  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  State  expenditure  might  be  necessary,  but  should  it  be 
at  the  cost  of  the  wage-earner?  If  the  revenue  was  de- 
ficient, let  it  be  supplied  by  taxation,  that  spread  the 
burden  over  all  ;  not  by  savings,  that  pressed  only  on  the 
State  Workers. 

Resolutions  were  passed  affirming  the  need  for  a  new 
grading  of  the  ranks  of  the  State  Workers  ;  for  providing  by 
law  a  scale  of  yearly  additions  to  salaries  and  wages  ;  for 
facilitating  promotion  in  the  State  Service  ;  for  providing 
a  ready  means  of  appeal  by  any  aggrieved  worker  to  the 
Minister  of  his  Department. 

So  far  the  meeting  had  dealt  with  those  who  held 
positions  in  the  permanent  ranks  of  the  Service,  from  the 
Professional  Branch  downward,  and  unanimity  had  prevailed, 
though,  according  to  the  report,  a  little  restiveness  was  dis- 
played when  Mr.  Evan  Leigh,  who  represented  the  Clerical 
Branch,  spoke.  He  complained  of  some  new  office  regu- 
lations that  had  been  issued,  and  which  he  denounced  as 
belittling  the  Service.  They  were  only  allowed  half-an- 
hour  for  lunch,  and  the  time  of  going  and  coming  had  to  be 
entered  in  a  book  ;  also  their  yearly  holidays  were  unjustly 
curtailed.  But,  beyond  a  few  jocular  interjections,  little 
notice  seemed  to  be  taken  of  Evan  Leigh's  grievances  at  the 
time.  When  the  resolutions  of  the  State  Workers  were 
disposed  of,  the  daily-paid  and  casual  men  in  the  public 
employ  were  given  a  hearing  ;  and  as  our  politician  read  on 
through  the  report  of  the  Rising  Sun,  he  felt  that  a  new 
side-light  was  thrown  upon  the  subject. 

The  Chairman  then  stated  that  the  next  resolution  would  be 
moved  on  behalf  of  the  daily-paid  labourers  and  the  casual  workers 
throughout  the  State  Service.  Though  not  actually  belonging  to 
the  National  Association,  the  Executive  had  acceded  to  the  proposal 
of  their  esteemed  Secretary,  Mr.  Norrie  Seeker,  that  a  full  hearing 
should  be  accorded  to  them  at  the  State  Workers'  meeting.  Their 
views  would  be  first  spoken  to  by  the  Secretary  of  the  Day  Labourers' 
and  Casual  Employees'  Union. 

Mr.  William  Orchard,  Secretary  D.L.  and  C.E.U.,  desired  to 
move:  'That  this  great  meeting  considers  the  classification  of  day 
labourers  iniquitous,  and  protests  against  the  low  maximum  of  wage 
adopted,  and  appeals  to  the  Cabinet  and  Parliament  to  revise  the  said 
classification  and  to  place  the  toilers  upon  a  more  satisfactory  basis.' 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  177 

He  could  assure  Mr.  Evan  Leigh  that  the  difficulty  with  them 
was  not  about  the  lunch  book,  but  the  lunch.  (Cheers  from  the 
lower  end  of  the  hall.)  If  they  knew  where  to  get  the  lunch,  they 
would  get  it  in  even  the  half-hour.  (Continued  cheers  from  below.) 
As  for  promotions,  he  and  his  lot  sympathised  with  them  as  well  as 
they  could,  considering  that  for  the  day  labourer,  if  he  went  up  at 
all,  he  had  to  be  kicked  up,  and  if  the  foreman  was  against  him,  he 
was  always  kicked  down.  (Hear,  hear.)  He  then  wanted  a  priest 
or  a  parson  or  a  member  of  Parliament  to  kick  him  up  again.  He 
would  like  to  know  why  a  day  labourer  on  the  railway  lines,  whether 
a  casual  or  not,  should  only  be  able  to  earn  eight  or  nine  shillings 
a  day,  when,  if  he  did  his  work  carelessly,  and  left  one  rail  loose,  a 
train  might  go  to  general  smash  and  kingdom  come.  Because  the 
railways  did  not  pay,  were  they  to  be  sweated?  (Hear.)  They 
could  get,  they  were  told,  labourers  for  five  shillings  a  day.  Well, 
they  could  get  a  head  boss  and  manager  of  all  the  trams  and  railways 
for  ,£500  a  year — ten  notes  a  week,  not  a  bad  wage  either — and 
so  save  the  ^1500  extra  that  they  now  gave  their  respected  chief. 
(Hear.)  Better  for  the  State  to  pay  a  living  wage  even  to  the  weak 
and  inefficient  than  to  have  them  billeted  upon  the  country  as 
paupers.  What  was  the  use  of  their  establishing  Protection  to  keep 
up  good  wages  in  outside  industries  if  the  State  treated  its  own 
workers  like  this  ?  As  concerns  the  holidays  that  Mr.  Leigh  had 
referred  to,  that  didn't  trouble  them  much.  Holidays  meant  the 
loss  of  the  day's  wage  to  them,  so  he  need  not  say  that  they  were  not 
very  sweet  on  them.  (Hear,  hear.)  He  and  his  men  were  not,  as 
the  Chairman  had  said,  part  and  parcel  of  the  National  Association  ; 
but  they  were  willing  to  pull  with  them,  so  long  as  he  and  his  mates 
were  not  left  out  of  the  swim.  The  poorest  pick  and  shovel  man 
had  as  good  a  cause  to  live  as  the  best  of  them,  and  also  had  as 
good  a  vote  to  drop  into  the  ballot-box  as  the  Boss  of  his  depart- 
ment had,  or,  for  the  matter  of  that,  the  Premier  himself.  (Cheers.) 
Another  thing  that  they  might  find  out,  and  when  found  take  a 
note  on,  was  that  the  lower  down  they  went  in  the  ranks  of  the 
workers,  the  more  numerous  were  the  voters.  The  Boss  of  the 
Trams  and  Rails  had  more  than  twenty  times  the  salary  that  he 
had ;  but  he  and  his  men  had  a  hundred  and  a  thousand  times  the 
voting  power  of  the  Boss.  (Cheers.)  Some  of  the  locos,  on  the 
rails  advised  them  to  wait  for  the  Government  Bill,  and  see  what 
it  was  this  time.  He  himself  would  be  quite  willing  to  wait  on 
fifteen  shillings  a  day.  But  what  about  the  poor  beggar  that 
only  got  seven  or  eight?  (Hear,  hear.)  He  begged  to  move 
the  resolution,  and  he  would  urge  on  them  to  give  at  the  coming 
election  a  strong  pull  and  a  long  pull  and  a  pull  all  together. 
(Applause.) 

Mr.   Benjamin  Jupe  seconded   the   resolution.     They  at   times 

VOL.  I  N 


1 78  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

heard  complaints  that  the  workers  went  into  the  court  and  became 
insolvent.  What  was  to  blame  for  that  but  the  system  of  wages 
that  made  them  to?  It  was  easy  to  keep  out  of  court  on  ^£500  a 
year.  It  was  the  great  difference  between  the  labourers'  wages  and 
the  clericals'  pay,  and  even  the  skilled  workmen's,  that  was  at  the 
bottom  of  the  trouble.  There  were  aristocratic  classes  coming  along 
among  the  workers.  (Cheers  and  'No,  no.'  Some  interruption. 
Cries  of  '  No  divisions  ;  justice  to  all.')  Yes,  that  was  his  word,  too, 
justice  to  all.  He  said  ditto.  It  was  very  well  for  them  to  say 
'  No  division,'  with  their  twelve  and  fifteen  shillings  a  day,  ay,  and 
some  of  them  their  five  sovereigns  a  week ;  while  he  had  to  work 
the  eight  hours  long  for  seven  or  eight  shillings,  and  keep  his  wife 
and  the  children.  He  was  known  to  be  a  hard-working  man.  He 
never  drank,  he  didn't  do  much  at  the  pipe.  He  brought  all  his 
wage  home  to  the  missus,  and  she  saved  and  worked  all  she  knew, 
he  could  tell  them  ;  yet  they  could  scarce  make  it  up  to  meet  at  the 
end  of  the  week,  with  the  five  children.  She  used  to  do  a  bit  of 
washing ;  but  now  the  Chinese  cut  her  out  at  that.  He  had  faked  out 
an  old  sewing-machine  for  her  on  the  time-payment  plan,  and  she  had 
got  a  turn  of  cheap  work  at  that.  But  now  the  Factory  Inspector 
threatened  to  stop  this,  as  she  was  not  a  widow  and  had  a  husband 
earning  wages.  He  mentioned  this  just  to  show  how  the  real  poor 
were  treated.  (Hear.)  Holiday,  indeed  !  He  wanted  no  holiday. 
They  meant  his  wages  less ;  but  the  children  didn't  eat  less  on 
holidays.  Another  thing — he  was  «called  an  unskilled  labourer. 
Who,  he  would  ask,  was  a  skilled  labourer  ?  He  knew  that  upon 
his  doing  his  work  faithfully,  as  he  always  did  his  best  to,  the  safety 
of  trains  depended.  If  a  sleeper  was  left  loose,  there  would  be  an 
almighty  smash,  he  could  tell  them.  (Hear,  hear.)  He  and  his 
mates  were  willing  to  pull  together  with  them,  so  long  as  they  all 
stuck  up  for  a  good  living  wage  for  every  man  and  his  family.  Was 
that  an  unfair  thing  to  ask?  (No,  no.)  He  didn't  coddle  to 
aristocracies  in  labour  more  than  he  did  anywhere  else.  (Cheers 
from  the  end  of  the  hall.)  As  for  the  Trams  and  Rails  not  paying, 
let  them  pay  off  the  loans  and  float  new  ones  at  a  lower  rate  ot 
interest.  If  that  would  not  do,  let  them  take  a  bit  off  the  big 
salaries.  (Cheers.)  Anything  was  better  than  to  have  the  men 
who  really  did  the  work  left  without  a  fair  wage  and  fair  food.  He 
knew  he  was  a  poor  man.  He  had  not  the  knack  of  climbing  up. 
But  a  lot  of  them  knew  him.  They  knew  he  was  no  loafer.  (Hear, 
hear.)  He  asked  nothing  for  loafers.  That  was  why  he  objected 
to  the  butty-gang  system,  as  the  idle  lot  and  bad  workers  knocked 
down  the  average  wage  return  for  the  lot,  and  this  led  to  only  the 
clever  workers  clubbing  together.  All  he  asked  for  was  justice 
right  round  and  right  down,  and  as  the  casual  pick  and  shovel  man 
was  as  good  at  the  ballot-box  as  the  engine-driver  on  the  footplate, 


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let  him  have  an  equal  show  for  fairplay.  He  seconded  the  resolu- 
tion, which  was  carried  unanimously. 

Here,  according  to  the  report,  before  the  close  of  the  proceedings, 
Mr.  Norrie  Seeker,  the  General  Secretary,  came  forward,  by  kind 
permission,  as  he  said,  of  the  Chairman,  just  to  speak  a  few  stray 
words.  Our  politician  looked  with  interest  to  see  what  his  formidable 
visitor  of  the  next  day  had  to  say.  And,  as  the  speaker  said,  the  words 
were  few,  and  all  offered  with  respectful  deference  to  the  meeting. 

No  one  (Mr.  Seeker  remarked)  could  add  force  to  the  demon- 
stration of  the  justice  of  their  cause  which  they  had  heard  that 
evening.  He  only  craved  leave  to  make  a  remark  about  the  best 
way  for  them  to  proceed.  But,  in  passing,  let  him  say  that  all 
which  his  esteemed  friends  Mr.  Orchard  and  Mr.  Jupe  said  had  gone 
straight  to  his  heart.  He  hailed  them  as  brothers.  Solidarity  of 
labour  was  the  principle  of  the  age.  They  must  be  united,  nay,  they 
were  united.  The  State  Workers'  Association  was  fighting  the  battle 
of  those  who  were  not  State  workers.  If  they  gained  fifteen  shillings 
a  day  for  the  skilled  worker,  the  unskilled  was  not  likely  to  long 
remain  at  seven  shillings  a  day.  But  to  come  to  the  best  method  of 
procedure,  a  matter  which  was  somewhat  within  his  province  perhaps, 
he  would  venture  upon  a  little  piece  of  advice,  if  he  might  be  so  bold. 
Let  them  wait  upon  both  the  Honourable  the  Premier  (Mr.  Brereton) 
and  the  Honourable  the  Leader  of  the  Opposition  (Sir  Donald 
MacLever)  with  copies  of  the  resolutions  passed  at  this  great 
meeting,  and  let  them  wait  upon  them  at  the  right  time,  and  the 
right  time  was  before  the  elections  and  not  after.  (Cheers.)  They 
could  hear  what  both  honourable  gentlemen  said,  and  afterwards 
they  could  compare  notes  a  bit.  They  could  ask  each  honourable 
gentleman  what  he  thought  of  their  resolutions,  and  then  afterwards, 
when  they  got  their  answers,  why,  then  they  could  at  the  elections 
tell  each  of  those  honourable  gentlemen  what  they,  in  their  turn, 
thought  of  him.  (Great  laughter  and  applause.) 

The  motion  was  then  carried  by  acclamation. 

The  Chairman,  in  closing  the  meeting,  said  that  a  slight  note  of 
discord  had  been  struck  by  his  friend,  Mr.  Jupe,  but  there  was 
often  truth  got  out  of  discord.  They  must  all  realise  one  another's 
wrongs  and  wants — (hear,  hear)  —  and  they  must  all  have  one 
another's  support  at  the  ballot-box.  United  they  stood,  he  would 
repeat.  He  would  only  add  that  while  all  ranks  of  the  workers  had 
mingled  here  to-night  on  terms  of  perfect  equality,  officers  and  men, 
foreman  and  day  labourer,  to-morrow  they  would  all  resume  their 
relative  positions  at  their  daily  duties,  resolved  to  do  the  public 
full  justice,  and,  he  would  say,  also  resolved  to  get,  by  lawful, 
constitutional  means,  full  justice  from  the  public.  (Loud  cheers.) 

A  vote  of  thanks  to  Major  Trounce  for  his  able  conduct  in  the 
chair  brought  the  meeting  to  a  close. 


i8o  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

As  our  politician  laid  down  the  Rising  Sun,  he  felt  that 
the  report  which  he  had  been  reading  afforded  ample  matter 
for  mental  '  chewing  and  digesting '  before  the  promised 
visit  of  Seeker  Secretary.  Complaints  by  those  who  have 
been  called  the  working  classes  of  their  needs  and  wrongs 
were  unhappily  not  new.  But  it  was  new  that  the  wage- 
earner  should  be  ruler  and  be  able  to  prescribe  terms  to  his 
employer.  What  he  had  been  reading  was  not  the  appeal 
of  a  suppliant,  but  the  claim  of  a  potentate.  It  was  better 
thus  than  to  have  the  poor  downtrodden,  still,  did  it  not 
remind  one  of  the  old  system  of  Guilds,  under  which  powerful 
corporate  bodies  established  monopolies  and  taxed  the  rest 
of  the  people  to  support  them  ? 

While  waiting  for  the  meeting  with  Seeker,  Frankfort 
continued  his  visits  in  Brassville  to  important  citizens,  and 
had  a  formal  interview  with  the  Mayor  and  Councillors,  in 
order  to  become  acquainted  with  various  local  requirements, 
which  had  been  somewhat  overshadowed  by  the  Reservoir, 
but  which  were  now  brought  into  prominence  again.  Next 
he  arranged  to  visit  the  country  around,  so  as  to  see  several 
electors  whom  he  had  not  been  able  to  meet,  or  had  only 
met  casually  before  the  election  ;  still  availing  himself  of 
Quiggle's  services,  as  the  agent's  intimate  knowledge  of 
the  people  was  useful,  and  his  sensible  advice  and  cheerful 
manner  assisted  in  the  smooth  going  of  affairs. 

He  thought  it  only  right  to  first  visit  his  brother 
legislator  of  The  Blocks,  and  at  the  same  time  to  pay 
his  respects  to  the  Honourable  Mrs.  Lamborn  and  to  Miss 
Lamborn,  in  case  they  should  have  returned  from  town. 
So,  favoured  by  a  fine  spring  morning,  Member  and  agent 
drove  out  through  the  broad  main  thoroughfare  of  Brassville, 
receiving  as  they  went  many  friendly  salutations  from  con- 
stituents, who  evidently  admired  the  attention  shown  by  the 
Member  to  the  district,  even  after  the  battle  was  over.  They 
intended,  after  visiting  The  Blocks,  to  continue  the  day's 
work  in  the  neighbouring  village  of  Glooscap,  which  was 
one  of  the  most  active  political  centres  outside  Brassville 
itself.  They  had  made  an  early  start,  as  Frankfort  was 
anxious  to  get  back  in  time  to  dine  with  his  friend,  Myles 
Dillon,  who  was  coming  up  from  town  that  evening,  in 


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consequence  of  some  troublesome  complications  that  had 
set  in  in  the  case  of  the  young  bugler  of  the  Border  Rangers 
whom  he  had  lately  operated  upon.  The  Government  also 
had  asked  him  to  hold  at  the  same  time  in  Brassville  the 
medical  examination  of  some  applicants  for  admission  to 
the  State  Service.  Myles  Dillon  never  spared  himself 
trouble  about  the  smallest  or  poorest  case  that  he  had 
charge  of,  and  was  not  satisfied  while  the  least  thing  that 
could  be  done  for  a  patient  was  left  undone.  He  was  as 
anxious  about  the  bugler  boy  as  he  would  have  been  about 
the  General. 

As  soon  as  our  politician  and  Quiggle  had  got  past 
that  bad  bit  of  road  opposite  the  gate  to  which  Mr.  Lam- 
born  had  called  attention  when  Frankfort  paid  his  first  visit 
to  The  Blocks,  they  saw  that  gentleman  himself  busy  in 
his  fields,  like  a  primitive  monarch,  ruling  and  directing 
his  workers.  As  they  drove  slowly  over  it,  Frankfort 
noticed  that  the  Government  help  to  put  the  road  in 
proper  condition  had  as  yet  been  sought  in  vain,  as  the  bad 
bit  was  still  there,  as  bad  as  ever,  and  indeed  naturally 
getting  rather  worse.  Mr.  Lamborn  was  superintending  a 
party  of  men  who  were  marking  out  long  lines  of  narrow 
furrows  inside  the  fence  all  along  the  grounds  before  the 
mansion.  Rough  and  friendly  was  the  greeting  of  the 
Senator,  and  warm  his  congratulations  to  his  brother  legis- 
lator upon  his  return  to  Parliament.  In  reply  to  inquiries 
after  Mrs.  and  Miss  Lamborn,  he  mentioned  that  they  had 
delayed  their  return  from  the  city  owing  to  some  special 
festivities  that  were  going  on,  and  would  not  be  home  for  a 
day  or  so. 

'  But  it's  just  as  well  so,  Mr.  Frankfort.  We'll  have 
more  time  to  ourselves  for  talking  over  things  :  business 
first  and  pleasure  afterwards,  you  know  ;  not  as  old  Neal 
Nickerson  says,  satire-like,  you  know,  "  Pleasure  first,  business 
you  can  do  any  time." ' 

Our  politician  felt  disappointed,  he  scarcely  knew  why  ; 
but  he  consoled  himself  by  considering  that  now  he  and 
the  Senator  would  have  the  more  time  to  talk  over  together 
the  affairs  of  the  nation. 

'  The  road   ain't  fixed  up  yet,'  remarked   Quiggle.      He 


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considered  it  a  matter  of  business  not  only  to  be  acquainted 
with,  but  to  take  an  interest  in,  the  grievances  of  all  parts 
of  his  constituency. 

'  No.  Now  that's  where  M'Ennery  is  not  doing  the 
straight  thing  by  us.  I  am  glad  you  mentioned  it,  Quiggle ; 
that  is  one  thing  I  wanted  Mr.  Frankfort  to  look  into  when 
he  gets  to  town.  When  I  was  down  last,'  continued  the 
Senator,  '  I  put  it  to  him  straight.  "  Mac,"  says  I,  "  I've 
always  supported  you,  and,  as  Minister  of  Works,  you  ought 
to  see  this  thing  through.  It's  a  crying  shame  to  leave  the 
road  as  it  is.  We  are  willing  to  pay  a  third." ' 

'  And  won't  he  help  then  ? '  asked  our  politician. 

1  Help  ?  Why,  he  offers  for  the  Government  to  pay 
only  half  and  the  Local  Board  the  other  half  of  fixing  up 
the  road  right  along.  And  a  poor  district  like  this  too. 
Who  uses  the  road,  I  would  like  to  know?  Why,  the 
Government  as  much  as  any  one.' 

1  Ah  well,  I  must  look  it  up  when  I  get  to  town.  To 
be  sure,  the  original  Roads  Act  is  for  the  Government  to 
give  pound  for  pound,  main  roads.' 

'  Yes,  I  mind  well  enough  when  the  Act  was  passed,' 
said  the  Senator.  '  But  see  how  the  traffic  has  gone  on 
increasing  since.  For  one  dray  on  the  road  then  there  are 
twenty  now.  Besides,  lots  of  the  other  Boards  get  two- 
thirds  ;  why  should  we  put  up  with  half?  But,  come 
along  to  the  house ;  you  can  have  another  look  at  the  road 
as  you  go  out ' ;  and,  giving  the  buggy  to  one  of  the  men, 
he  and  the  two  other  politicians  walked  up  through  the 
handsomely-laid-out  grounds,  and  were  soon  seated  on  the 
broad  verandah. 

Stretching  out  on  every  side  around  them  were  the 
spacious  lands  of  The  Blocks.  To  the  observing  eye  of  the 
lover  of  rural  scenery,  they  were  bright  with  all  the  newing 
beauty  of  spring.  But  still  more  pleasing  was  the  prospect, 
to  the  practical  eye  of  the  owner,  of  the  rich  grass,  covered 
with  browsing  cattle  and  sheep  laden  with  fleece,  with  which 
he  hoped  to  '  top  the  market '  at  the  coming  Spring  Show 
and  Sale  at  Brassville.  Excepting  towards  the  road  at  the 
gate,  you  could  not  see  on  any  side  the  boundaries  of  the 
vast  estate.  On  the  three  other  sides  there  lay  before  your 


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view  a  long  succession  of  grassy  rises  and  gentle  slopes,  with 
occasional  small  flats  of  rich  mould,  all  stocked  with  cattle, 
now  up  to  their  fullest  carrying  capacity,  just  before  the  sale. 
This  yearly  event  was  an  important  marking  time  for  Mr. 
Lamborn  in  computing  his  income  ;  for  every  year  some 
thousands  of  pounds  sterling,  and  at  good  sales  many 
thousands,  were  added  to  it  from  this  source  alone. 

'  Pretty  your  little  lake  beyond  there  looks,  sparkling  in 
the  sun,'  said  Frankfort,  who,  as  the  reader  knows,  was 
susceptible  to  the  beauties  of  Nature.  '  And  the  foliage  of 
those  English  beeches  round  it  is  so  rich  bursting  out  with 
the  spring.' 

'  Yes,  and  a  pretty  penny  it  cost  me  to  dam  up  that 
lake  too,  I  can  tell  you !  And  you  see  it's  only  half  full. 
I  would  never  have  gone  to  the  expense,  only  that  I  made 
sure  of  the  Reservoir  coming.  With  the  Reservoir  here 
beyond  and  a  pipe  down  we  could  always  keep  it  filled 
right  up  to  there,  you  see,  the  line  of  the  trees,  the  first 
circle  of  them.  That's  what  Mrs.  Lamborn  and  my  daughter 
had  set  their  hearts  on.  They  are  cut  up  about  it  more 
than  me.' 

'  They  don't  bless  Meeks,  do  they  ?  '  interposed  Quiggle. 

'  Ah  well,  curses  are  not  much  in  their  line,  or  I  know 
who  would  get  a  few.  Why,  when  the  lake  shrinks  in 
summer,  we  have  to  cart  water  for  the  trees.  They  cost 
too  much  to  plant  to  let  them  wither  now.  Yes,  to  be 
sure,  that  bungle  about  the  Loan  has  a  lot  to  answer  for.' 

'  What  are  your  men  sowing  down  there  ?  '  asked  our 
politician,  not  much  relishing  this  unexpected  appearance 
of  the  Reservoir  skeleton,  and  pointing  to  the  foot  of  the 
green  slopes  where  they  were  busily  working  away  at  the 
long  stretches  of  furrows. 

'  There  ?  We  are  laying  down  Brand's  patent  poisoned 
wheat  for  the  rabbits.  I  have  to  lay  it  down  all  round  the 
property  to  stop  them,  as  they  come  in  from  the  roads  and 
reserves  outside.  That's  the  patent  that  there  was  the  row 
about  in  the  House  last  Session.' 

'  Row  in  the  House  ?  '  queried  our  politician. 

'  Yes.  Didn't  you  see  it  ?  Oh,  I  suppose  you  didn't 
attend  to  these  things  before  as  you  will  now.' 


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'  To  be  sure,'  broke  in  Quiggle,  anxious  to  put  his  man 
in  possession  of  the  facts  about  a  question  that  was  such  a 
live  one  in  the  district  as  the  Poisoned  Wheat  Patent — '  to 
be  sure,  that  was  when  Billy  Brereton,  old  B.  B.,  cut  up 
rough  and  said  that  the  landowners  should  buy  up  their 
own  wheat  for  poisoning.  So  he  did,  did  old  Billy — he  got 
quite  cross  about  it' 

'  Yes,  but  worse  than  that,'  said  the  Senator,  '  he  wanted 
to  make  out  that  it  was  none  of  his  business  to  secure  the 
patent  for  the  Province.  "  No,"  says  he  coolly,  "  gentlemen, 
be  pleased  to  purchase  it  for  yourselves."  That's  just  about 
the  measuring  up  of  what  he  said.' 

'  I  suppose  they  think  that  you  and  Hilljohn  and  Le 
Fanu  could  clear  your  lands  if  you  joined  together,'  suggested 
Frankfort. 

'  But  not  from  the  effects  of  a  national  visitation — 
visitation  of  Providence,  you  know,'  answered  the  land- 
owner. '  It's  like  a  big  fire  over  a  district,  or  a  total  failure 
of  crops.  We  always  look  to  the  Government  then  to  help 
us  out.  Why,  bless  you  !  the  rabbits  are  in  millions.' 

'  You  might  give  Brereton,'  continued  the  Senator,  '  a 
look  in  when  you  get  to  town.  He  will  be  about  preparing 
his  Estimates  for  the  next  year.' 

'  The  best  plan  might  be  for  the  Crown  to  do  its  part 
and  the  landowners  theirs,'  replied  our  politician.  '  I  would 
like  to  hear  what  Brereton  says  about  it.  And  Mr.  Keech 
has  asked  me  to  see  him  about  this  school  question.  By 
the  way,  what  do  you  think  of  that  ? ' 

'  Better  to  build  at  once  a  new  one  at  this  end  of 
Glooscap.  The  Department  will  find  it  the  cheapest  in 
the  long  run — cheaper  than  paying  the  parents  for  bringing 
their  children  over  the  three  miles.  Why,  Jacobs  told  me 
that  he  was  going  to  write  to  you  about  it.  It  takes  him 
a  trap  and  pair,  and  yet  they  dispute  the  sixpence  per 
head.' 

'  Yes,  he  has  written  to  me  right  enough.  But  I  was 
thinking  of  the  school  question  that  has  been  started  on  us 
the  other  day,  by  the  suggestion  that  Brereton  made  to  the 
Churches'  deputation  to  have  the  Bible  read  without  com- 
ment. Talking  of  calling  on  him  just  reminded  me  of  it.' 


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'  Oh,  that  ;  well,  that's  the  old  question  up  again,'  said 
the  Senator.  '  I  heard  the  wife  and  Eilly  at  it  the  other 
day  over  the  report  in  the  paper  of  the  deputation.  "It 
is  the  correct  thing  ;  of  course  it  is,  Eilly,"  says  she  ;  "  teach 
the  children  their  duty,  and  all  that's  right."  "  But  who  are 
to  read  the  Bible,  mother  ? "  asks  the  daughter.  "  It's  a 
spiritual  book,  and  if  the  teacher  does  not  believe  in  it 
himself,  how  can  he  make  the  children  believe  ?  "  "  Why,  of 
course,  they  all  believe  in  it,"  says  the  mother  ;  and  so  they 
arguefy  away  till  I  don't  know  what  to  think.' 

'  Well,  it  is  a  knotty  point,  but  I  confess  I  sympathise 
with  Miss  Lamborn's  view,  that  religion  must  be  taught  by 
the  religious,'  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Yes,  true  ;  that's  it — just  so.  But  if  you  come  into 
the  library  I  will  show  you  the  plans  of  the  school  they 
propose  at  this  end  Glooscap.  You'll  see  it  needn't  cost 
the  Department  much.' 

And  the  two  legislators  walked  in  to  look  at  the 
plans,  while  Quiggle,  who  knew  that  they  had  a  long 
day's  work  before  them,  went  on  to  have  the  buggy  ready 
at  the  gate.  Soon  after,  our  politician,  finding  that  he 
was  not  getting  much  light  upon  the  questions  of  the  day, 
arose  to  go. 

'  What,  off  so  soon  ?  Well,  it's  early  for  lunch,  and  I 
suppose  Quiggle  has  your  work  cut  out.  If  you  come 
round  this  side  on  your  way  down,  I  can  show  you  the 
road  a  little  higher  up,  so  that  you  can  speak  from  ocular 
demonstration  when  you  see  M'Ennery.' 

So,  after  a  good  look  at  the  bad  bit  of  road,  our  politician 
mounted  the  buggy  beside  the  alert  agent,  who  was  all 
eager  to  get  away. 

'  Where  do  you  make  for  now  ? '  asked  Mr.  Lamborn. 

'  I  am  going  straight  on  to  Glooscap,'  replied  Frankfort, 
'just  giving  a  call  on  the  way  to  your  neighbour  Hilljohn. 
Strange  enough,  I  have  never  met  him  ;  I  did  not  see  him 
about  at  the  election  at  all,  though  I  met  the  young  Hill- 
John  at  The  Blocks  one  Sunday  afternoon.' 

'  Oh,  ah  yes,  Usher  Hilljohn  ;  old  identity  about  here  ; 
one  of  us — though  he  some  way  seems  to  get  boxed  up 
in  the  other  paddock  now  and  then.  He  has  been  here 


1 86  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

from  the  first,  and  bachelor  still,  just  as  he  came  from 
Ireland  forty  years  ago.' 

'  It  is  odd  that  I  have  never  seen  Mr.  Hilljohn,'  Frank- 
fort remarked  to  Quiggle,  as  they  drove  away.  '  What  sort 
of  man  is  he  ? ' 

'  To  say  the  truth,  I  don't  know  him  very  well  myself,' 
answered  the  agent.  '  He  is  rather  reserved,  but  he  is  a 
real  gentleman,  you  know  ;  and  as  for  his  servants  and  work- 
people, he  is  more  like  a  father  to  them.  He's  got  quite 
a  colony  of  old  'uns  and  their  families  about  him,  and  they 
say — would  you  believe  it  ?  '  said  Quiggle,  looking  round,  and 
giving  an  emphatic  dive  into  open  space  with  his  whip — 
'  they  say  that  he  has  provided  in  his  will  that  after  his  death 
they  are  all  to  be  kept  on  as  before.' 

'  Yes,  that's  handsome  and  right  too,  as  I  suppose  he 
can  afford  it,  having  this  fine  property  and  no  family  but 
his  nephew.' 

'  That's  it.  Oh,  he  is,  as  I  say,  a  real  gentleman.  And 
do  you  know,  sir,  there's  truth  in  what  I've  heard  say,  that 
an  Irishman,  when  he  is  a  gentleman,  is  the  genuine  article 
— real  tip-top.' 

'  Why,  then,  I  should  like  to  have  a  good  talk  with  him,' 
said  Frankfort. 

'  Not  much  time  to  spare  for  that,  sir,  and,  besides,  as 
for  business,  there  ain't  none  with  him — he  wants  nothing 
from  nobody.  He  is  quite  in  the  other  paddock,  as  Mr. 
Lamborn  said.  It's  a  sort  of  fad  of  his  to  have  no  grievance 
— beholden  to  nobody.  It's  a  bit  of  a  change  to  talk  with 
him,  as  far  as  I  know.  But  see  what  splendid  country  he 
has  got,'  said  the  agent,  pointing  from  one  side  to  the 
other,  as  they  drove  up  through  the  broad  acres  to  the  old 
home  station,  which  now,  with  a  solid  block  of  added  front 
buildings,  formed  the  mansion  of  the  Hilljohn  estate. 

Soon  they  were  at  the  door,  and,  in  response  to  a  lively 
ring  from  Quiggle,  a  comfortable-looking  and  homely-clad 
Irishwoman,  past  middle  life,  opened  the  door. 

'  Ah,  here  we  are,  Mrs.  Coggan.  I'm  glad  to  see 
you  so  well-looking.  This  is  our  new  Member,  Mr.  Frank- 
fort, come  to  see  Mr.  Hilljohn  and  all  of  you.  Is  he  at 
home  ? ' 


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4  To  be  sure  he  is,  in  the  study  beyont  there,'  replied 
Mrs.  Coggan. 

'  Well,  now,  that's  lucky.  Just  show  the  Member  in, 
and  send  round  one  of  those  fine  lads  of  yours,  Mrs.  C., 
to  hold  the  trap,  while  I  go  and  have  a  talkee-talkee  with 
the  respected  Mr.  C.  I  think  I  saw  him  in  the  home 
paddock  just  now,  turning  out  the  mail  mare,  you  know. 
You  know — the  one  that  goes  for  the  letters.  No  objection 
to  that  programme,  Mrs.  C.,  I  hope  ? '  said  Quiggle,  with 
his  cheerful  smile. 

'  Not  the  least,  Mr.  Quiggle,  on  the  part  of  Catherine 
Coggan  and  may  the  talkee-talkee  improve  the  two  of  ye, 
if  there  is  any  room  for  improvement,  which  I  am  far  from 
laying  down  to  ye,  Mr.  Quiggle.  Come  this  way,  Mr. 
Frankfort,  if  ye  please.' 

When  our  politician  entered  the  study,  Usher  Hilljohn 
rose  from  the  table,  where  he  had  been  getting  through  a 
pile  of  letters,  most  of  which  were  asking  for  money  or 
favours  of  some  sort.  It  was  the  mail  morning,  and  Mr 
Coggan  had  just  returned  from  the  Glooscap  Post  Office, 
where  Mrs.  Garvin,  the  postmistress,  made  up  a  special  bag 
on  the  arrival  of  the  post  for  the  Hilljohn  estate.  Frankfort 
saw  rise  to  receive  him  a  tall,  gray-haired  man,  well  past 
sixty,  homely  in  his  appearance  and  manner,  yet  withal 
having  something  even  aristocratic  in  his  bearing.  He 
came  of  a  good  Irish  family,  and  had  received  the  educa- 
tion of  a  gentleman,  as  the  phrase  used  to  run  ;  but  having 
emigrated  to  Excelsior  when  a  youth,  he,  after  his  long, 
lonely  forest  life,  presented  that  plain,  homely  aspect  that 
Frankfort  had  observed,  which  was  not  inconsistent  with, 
but  which  yet  imperfectly  indicated,  the  high  -  toned  man 
within.  But  there  was  even  a  slight  touch  of  hauteur  in 
his  manner,  which,  however,  was  amply  redeemed  from  all 
cause  of  offence  by  the  unmistakably  benevolent  aspect 
which  the  full  kindly  eyes  gave  to  the  whole  countenance. 

'  How  do  you  do,  Mr.  Frankfort.  I  scarcely  deserve 
the  courtesy  of  your  visit,  as  I  must  confess  to  have  taken 
no  interest  in  the  late  electoral  affairs.' 

'  Yes,'  replied  our  politician,  '  I  did  not  see  you  at  all  in 
Brassville  during  my  stay,  so  I  thought  I  would  give  you 


1 88  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

a  call  on  my  way  to  Glooscap.  You  are  not  a  very  active 
politician  then,  Mr.  Hilljohn  ?  ' 

'  Well,  I  have  taken  part  in  some  elections,  and  I  would 
have  you  understand  that  I  am  a  thoroughly  loyal  subject 
of  the  system  of  Government  under  which  we  live,  and 
under  which,  I  will  add,  we  all  enjoy  so  many  benefits.' 

'  Might  I  then  ask,  Mr.  Hilljohn,  why  you  took  no  part 
in  the  late  contest  for  Brassville  ?  From  what  I  have  heard 
of  you  I  think  you  will  readily  understand  me  when  I  say 
that  I  ask  not  as  a  candidate  looking  for  support,  but  as 
an  inquirer  seeking  for  information.' 

'  To  be  sure,  I  quite  understand  your  inquiry.  Fact  is, 
there  were  two  or  three  things  that  kept  me  out  of  it.  For 
one,  though  I  knew  little  of  Mr.  Meeks,  and  never  claimed 
his  services,  I  was  not  disposed  to  join  in  hounding  him 
down  ;  yet  I  could  scarcely  range  myself  as  one  of  his 
supporters.  The  system  is  more  to  blame  than  the  man.' 

'  The  system  ? ' 

'Yes,  the  system  by  which  localities  are  taught  to 
grasp  from  the  Public  Treasury  all  they  can.  And  as  to  the 
Member — well,  he  is  to  bring  back  as  full  a  bag  from  the 
general  grab  as  possible.' 

In  his  indignation,  the  Irish  impetuosity  which  lay  deep 
down  in  Hilljohn's  nature,  covered  but  not  all  suppressed  by 
his  quiet  exterior,  had  evidently  outrun  his  natural  courtesy 
and  that  consideration  for  the  feelings  of  his  companion 
which  was  instinctive  in  his  nature. 

'  You  must  let  me  say,  Mr.  Hilljohn,'  warmly  responded 
our  politician,  '  that,  though  I  deplore  the  Government 
largess  and  representative  agency  business  as  much  as  man 
can,  I  absolutely  deny  that  Members  fulfil  the  functions 
that  you  attribute  to  them,  or  that  constituencies  are  so 
wholly  sordid  as  you  appear  to  think.  The  thing  is 
tempered  by  the  sense  of  public  duty  of  the  representative 
and  the  forbearance  of  the  constituency.  For  instance,'  he 
continued,  as  he  grew  warmer — '  for  instance,  I  have  never  said 
a  word  in  favour  of  this  Reservoir  scheme  here,  and,  more 
than  that,  I  may  tell  you  that  I  had  resolved,  if  the  Loan 
had  not  failed,  to  have  declared  against  it  and  taken  my 
chance.' 


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'  No,  truly,  you  don't  say  that,  do  you  ?  Both  of  us 
think  alike  then — see  through  the  Reservoir?  That  does 
astonish  me.  For  it  was  just  the  Reservoir  that  was 
another  reason  why  I  kept  out  of  the  whole  thing.  All 
the  public  people  were  going  for  it  ;  I  thought  you  and 
Meeks  were  at  one  on  it,  and  that  I  would  not  care  to  work 
for  either.  Audacious  job,  to  be  sure  ! ' 

It  was  now  our  politician's  turn  to  be  amazed.  Of  all 
the  multiple  appearances  of  this  Reservoir,  here  was  the 
most  astounding.  A  leading  elector,  with  broad  acres  to 
be  watered,  calling  it  an  audacious  job !  Here  was  a 
unique  experience  indeed. 

4  What !  do  you  then  condemn  the  Reservoir,  Mr.  Hill- 
john  ?  Why,  they  say  it  will  add  pounds  per  acre  to  the 
value  of  all  the  land  about.'  Our  politician  had  become 
so  accustomed  to  the  plain  direct  selfish  view  of  the  subject, 
that  he  could  scarcely  credit  this  condemnation  of  it  by 
one  of  the  beneficiaries.  He  was  afraid  that  there  must 
be  some  mistake,  somewhere,  which  he  would  find  out 
directly. 

'  Well,  perhaps  it  would,'  quietly  replied  his  companion, 
'  though  that's  rather  exaggerated.  But,  if  the  undertaking 
were  to  be  carried  out  as  promised,  and  the  district  to  meet 
its  liabilities  honestly  under  it,  the  rating  on  the  land  would 
outweigh  the  value.  It  must  be  heavy  for  so  great  a  work 
in  a  small  district  like  this.  It  would  at  least  be  two 
shillings  and  sixpence  in  the  pound.  If  it  is  meant  to 
evade  this  liability,  under  plausible  devices,  prolonging 
times  for  repayment,  reducing  interest,  writing  off  portions 
of  the  debt  upon  one  excuse  or  another,  refloating  loans, 
funding  liabilities,  and  so  on — then,  why,  the  fact  is  that, 
as  a  large  landowner,  I  don't  fancy  the  thing.  It  be- 
comes such  a  network  of  make-believe,  sham,  delusion, 
and  humbug,  that,  personally,  I  would  rather  keep  out 
of  it.' 

Our  politician  looked  at  this  new  specimen  of  the  genus 
elector  silently,  with  amazement.  At  last  he  broke  out, 
'  You  must  really  allow  me,  Mr.  Hilljohn,  to  express  my 
admiration  for  the  high  and  disinterested  view  that  you 
take  of  this  Reservoir  question.  I  confess  to  you  that  it 


190  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

quite  takes  me  by  surprise  ;  for  it  seemed  to  me  that  all 
the  people,  high  and  low,  were  for  it,  upon  any  terms  or 
any  pretence.' 

'  To  be  sure,  nearly  all  are.  And  can  you  wonder  at 
it  ?  Can  you  reasonably  expect  people  to  deny  themselves 
the  filling  of  their  own  pockets  when  they  have  the  chance, 
lest  the  general  public  should  suffer?  It's  just  like,  in 
another  form,  the  demand  of  the  State  workers  to  fix  their 
own  rates  of  pay.  Why  not  ?  Would  we  not  do  the  same 
in  their  place?  To  be  candid  with  you,'  continued  Hill- 
john,  with  a  slight  laugh,  '  the  reason  I  feel  as  I  do  is 
because  I  can  afford  to  be  unselfish.  I  have  a  good 
property,  and  no  one  dependent  upon  me,  except  my 
nephew.  If  I  had  a  wife  and  six  children  I  should  be 
like  the  rest.' 

'  But  I  thought  it  was  bachelors  who  were  selfish,'  inter- 
posed Frankfort 

'  Talk,  my  dear  sir,  talk  —  the  commonplace  talk  of 
married  people.  The  fact  is,  married  people  cannot  afford 
to  be  unselfish.  No,  the  most  unselfish  and  public-spirited 
acts  of  the  world  have  been  done  by  single  or  at  least 
childless  men.  But  this  is  rather  by  the  way,  is  it  not, 
Mr.  Frankfort  ?  Coming  back  to  what  you  said  about  all 
being  for  this  Reservoir,  the  large  majority  certainly  are. 
These  you  are  always  meeting  as  you  go  about  in  politics. 
You  are  always  coming  on  the  most  demonstrative  elements, 
and  perhaps  the  most  objectionable  phases  of  what  is  called 
public  opinion.  It  is  a  weakness  in  our  political  regime 
that  this  passes  for  the  whole.  There  should  be  freer  scope 
for  independent  ideas  among  the  people,  or  else  they  will  be 
apt  to  wither,  like  a  numbed  limb,  for  want  of  use.  That 
is  a  danger  that  threatens  Democracy.' 

'  Well,  certainly,  upon  this  Reservoir  question  if  there 
are  independent  men,  we  do  not  hear  much  of  them.  Why, 
you  are  the  only  man  I  have  met  who  objected  to  it. 
Woodall,  the  bookseller,  who  is  quite  a  high  type  of  elector, 
though  he  evidently  did  not  believe  in  it,  yet  said  that  it 
was  not  for  him  to  refuse  it  if  the  State  would  give  it. 
There  certainly  are  not  many  of  you.' 

'  There  are   not   many   of   us   truly.       Still,   the  active 


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politician  rarely  hears  of  even  the  few  ;  they  are  blotted 
out  for  him — all  seem  to  say  the  same  thing,  at  least  where 
local  wants  are  concerned.  That  is  what  I  wanted  you  to 
bear  in  mind.' 

'  There  were  some  other  matters  that  my  brother  legis- 
lator, Mr.  Lamborn,  mentioned,  about  Government  buying 
the  Poisoned  Wheat  Patent,  and  giving  half  contribution 
to  the  roads,'  remarked  our  Politician,  in  some  wonder  and 
expectancy  as  to  what  new  light  he  might  get  upon  these 
matters  from  so  independent  a  thinker  as  Mr.  Hilljohn. 

'  Yes,  well,  as  to  those,  of  course  I  don't  care  to  separate 
from  my  neighbours  ;  but  I  don't  really  know  that  I  can 
quarrel  with  Brereton  there.  I  am  afraid  that  we  all  get 
too  much  into  the  way  of  looking  upon  it  as  the  proper 
thing  to  get  all  wants  supplied  by  the  Government.  We 
regard  the  State  as  fair  game,  to  be  hunted  down  by  every- 
body. Sometimes  I  fear  that  we  landed  property  men  in 
these  young  countries  forget  that  old  wise  saw,  that  was 
spoken  years  ago  in  my  native  land,  about  property  having 
duties  as  well  as  rights.  I  am  for  both.  But  come,  we 
will  be  better  outside  this  bright  morning,  and  we  can  look 
at  the  property  as  we  talk  about  it.' 

And  Hilljohn  taking  up  his  fowling-piece  as  naturally 
as  he  would  his  walking-stick — a  habit  that  had  been  induced 
by  the  continuous  warfare  with  the  rabbits — the  two  walked 
down  the  front  lawn  towards  a  small  hill,  or  knoll,  that  was 
beyond,  upon  the  top  of  which  was  perched  an  old-fashioned 
cannon,  such  as  might  have  come  out  of  a  man-of-war  fifty 
years  ago. 

'  You  see  my  battery  ? '  said  the  landowner.  '  In  the 
early  days,  when  the  natives  used  to  be  here  in  numbers, 
and  at  times  to  be  rather  troublesome,  I  got  this  old  gun 
fixed  up  there  as  a  note  of  warning  to  them — for  its  moral 
effect  upon  the  native  mind.' 

'  And  did  you  find  it  to  serve  the  purpose  ? ' 
'  Yes,  it  did.  It  overawed  the  troublesome  ones.  But 
it  could  tell  a  curious  experience  that  old  gun  if  it  could 
speak.  You  see,  I  was  always  fair  to  the  blackfellows — 
never  hunted  them  down — even  at  times  defended  them 
from  the  angry  whites,  when  it  was  their  turn  to  need 


192  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

protection.  So  after  a  while  they  came  to  look  upon  my 
home  station  as  a  place  of  refuge,  and  in  particular  to  believe 
that  the  big  gun  would  protect  them  when  they  were  chased, 
which  it  did,  as  I  allowed  no  wholesale  raids  upon  them 
here.  Often  I  had  half  a  tribe  camped  around  the  foot  of 
the  knoll.' 

'  They  were  at  times  ill-used  then  ? 

'  It  is  the  old  story/  answered  Hilljohn.  '  They  would 
steal  things,  then  they  were  hunted  and  killed,  and  then 
they  would  become  really  dangerous.  Even  the  savage 
has  his  rude  notions  of  justice.  There  is  much  the  same 
thing  going  on  now  on  the  Border.  There  was  an  outbreak 
of  the  natives  lately.  You  saw  about  it  in  the  papers  ?  ' 

'Yes.  Why,  my  friend,  Surgeon  Dillon,  has  been 
attending  a  bugler  boy,  of  the  Rangers,  who  got  a  bad 
wound.  He  and  some  of  his  company  were  surprised  by 
an  ambuscade.  Dillon  is  coming  up  from  town  to-night  to 
see  how  he  is  going  on.' 

1  Ah  yes,  there  again  is  work  for  you  political  men. 
The  Border  Rangers  are  quite  out  of  hand — disorganised. 
The  man  killed  and  the  boy  wounded  in  that  ambuscade 
were  sacrificed  to  the  want  of  proper  control.  The  Govern- 
ment announce,  I  understand,  that  they  are  going  to 
reorganise  the  whole  thing.  I  hope  that  Parliament  will 
support  them.  It  is  really  too  bad  now.' 

Here  they  were  interrupted  by  Mrs.  Coggan,  who  had 
followed  them  down. 

'  If  you  please,  sir,  I'll  want  a  pair  of  fowls  for  to- 
morrow, if  Mrs.  Le  Fanu  is  coming  over.' 

'  All  right,  Mrs.  Coggan,  I  will  get  them  for  you  directly. 
Send  down  one  of  the  boys  for  them.' 

Frankfort  was  beginning  to  wonder  by  what  conjuring 
arts  the  birds  were  to  be  produced,  when  they  came  opposite 
to  the  poultry  paddock,  and  his  companion,  singling  out 
two  fat  ones,  soon  laid  them  low  with  unerring  aim  from 
his  gun. 

'  I  generally  kill  this  way.  It's  quicker  and  more 
merciful  than  hunting  them  about  and  chopping  off  their 
heads.  Half  the  sufferings  of  animals  in  their  killing  is 
from  fright.  The  thing  itself  is  easy  for  man  and  beast.' 


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As  they  strolled  on,  a  rough  but  comfortable -looking 
log  hut  came  in  view,  at  the  other  side  of  the  little  hill. 
Standing  before  it,  smoking  a  large  cigar  made  out  of  home- 
grown tobacco,  was  a  venerable  but  strong-looking  old  native, 
whose  rapidly-whitening  hair  stood  out  in  contrast  to  the 
dark  skin.  His  dusky  spouse,  also  well  stricken  in  years, 
sat  on  a  log  near,  enjoying  the  solace  of  a  short  pipe. 

1  You  see  the  King  and  Queen,'  said  Hilljohn — '  King 
Billy  and  Queen  Mary.' 

'  Was  he  really  one  of  their  kings  ?  ' 

'  Certainly  he  was  in  the  early  days ;  and  rather  a 
troublesome  king  too.  But  I  made  peace  with  him  and 
treated  him  well,  and  he  became  quite  attached  to  me.  He 
does  not  do  much,  but  he  is  good  with  the  horses  ;  only  he 
will  do  nothing  for  any  one  but  me.  He  considers  himself 
a  king  still — and  an  impudent  king  he  was  at  times  too. 
I  will  never  forget,'  continued  Hilljohn,  with  a  smile,  '  his 
impertinence  about  his  marriage.' 

'  About  his  marriage  ?  Is  he  married,  then  ?  '  asked 
Frankfort. 

'  To  be  sure  he  is  married  ;  but  not  exactly  as  he  at 
first  wanted.  It  was  this  way.  When  I  got  him  tamed 
and  settled  down,  I  used  to  bid  him  go  to  his  tribe  and 
bring  in  a  wife,  and  I  would  provide  the  hut  and  rations 
and  blankets  and  everything  for  the  two.  In  that  early 
time,  you  must  know,  we  used  to  have  emigrant  ships  calling 
at  Leadville  with  consignments  of  pauper  girls  for  domestic 
service  —  mostly  my  own  countrywomen,  indeed — and  as 
each  ship  arrived  there  would  be  plenty  of  talk  about  it 
and  the  live  cargo  too  among  the  station  hands  all  around. 
So  one  day  His  Majesty  told  me  that  he  would  get  married 
now.  "Quite  right,"  I  said;  "when  will  you  bring  her 
down  ?  Just  let  me  know,  and  I'll  have  all  ready,  parson  and 
all.  Whom  are  you  going  to  get,  Billy  ? "  "  Oh,  Massa 
John  " — as  he  always  calls  me  for  short — "  oh,  Massa  John, 
I  not  'tic'lar.  One  of  those  Irish  girls  do  for  me."  The 
scoundrel  ! '  Hilljohn  continued  ;  '  to  insult  my  country  to 
my  face.  But  I  made  him  take  one  of  his  tribe,  and  he 
has  been  good  enough  to  her.  They  have  got  on  fairly 
well  together.  The  chief  use  he  makes  of  her  now  is,  when 

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194  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

he  pays  a  visit  to  Brassville,  to  have  her  walk  behind  him, 
carrying  the  boots  which  he  puts  on,  for  the  grandeur  of  it, 
when  he  gets  to  the  town.  Here,  Billy,  here  is  Mr.  Frank- 
fort, our  new  Parliament  man,  in  the  place  of  your  old 
friend  Mr.  Meeks.' 

King  Billy  advanced,  looked  quietly,  but  with  keen, 
scrutinising  glance  at  the  new  Member,  took  his  cigar  out 
of  his  mouth  and  remarked,  in  a  quiet  undertone,  '  Missa 
Frank,  Parleman  man  ?  A'rite.  Dam  lake.  No  go.'  He 
then  replaced  his  cigar  and  puffed  away  vigorously,  as  if  for 
solace  for  loss  of  the  lake. 

'  Ha !  ha  ! '  laughed  Hilljohn,  '  there  again  you  see  the 
force  of  public  opinion  about  the  Reservoir.  You  see,  he  is 
quite  of  the  general  mind  upon  the  subject,  only  he  can't 
manage  the  big  word.' 

1  Well,  it  does  show,'  returned  Frankfort,  '  how  a  popular 
idea  will  diffuse  itself,  when  we  find  this  blackfellow  just  as 
full  of  the  Reservoir  as  all  the  rest.  I  was  struck  when  my 
little  cousin,  Teddy  Fairlie,  begged  me  to  get  the  Reservoir, 
as  he  wanted  to  sail  his  boats  in  it.  But  this  beats  that.  I 
don't  seem  to  be  finding  out  many  of  those  dispassionate 
citizens  yet  that  you  referred  to,  Mr.  Hilljohn.' 

'  Well,  I  can't  say  that  King  Billy  is  one  of  them,'  said 
Hilljohn  ;  and  then  turning  to  the  dark  figure,  that  continued 
smoking  silently,  '  Ah  yes,  Billy.  No  lake  this  time.  You 
and  Mary  must  wash  in  the  creek  still.' 

'  Ah,  bah,  picaninny  wash,'  was  the  reply. 

'  I  am  afraid  that  Billy  is  getting  infected  with  the 
humbug  of  politics,  when  he  sneers  at  the  little  wash  in  the 
creek,'  Hilljohn  went  on,  turning  to  his  companion,  '  for  this 
I  can  certify,  that  if  he  and  Mary  had  an  ocean  next  door  to 
them,  they  wouldn't  wash  a  little  finger  in  it' 

Here  the  prompt  step  of  the  active  Quiggle  was  heard, 
as  that  gentleman  hurried  up,  anxious  to  press  on  with  the 
day's  work.  He  knew  that  nothing  of  political  value  would 
be  got  from  the  stay  with  Hilljohn ;  so  he  remarked  to 
Frankfort,  after  a  respectful  salutation  of  his  companion,  'All 
the  citizens  of  Glooscap  await  their  Representative,  sir,  not 
to  speak  of  those  whom  we  will  meet  on  the  road.' 

'  Yes,  yes,   I   must  not  keep  you,'   said    the  landowner. 


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'  Business  is  business,  is  it  not,  Mr.  Quiggle  ?  Some  time 
when  you  have  leisure,  Mr.  Frankfort,  come  and  spend  a  few 
days  with  me,  and  we  can  talk.' 

'Just  what  I  should  like/  cordially  replied  our  politician, 
who  felt  that  the  differences  between  them  were  such  as 
would  promote,  not  impair,  conversation. 

So  they  parted,  and  soon  the  buggy  that  bore  Member 
and  Agent  was  hurrying  along  the  King's  highway  to 
Glooscap.  Just  as  they  were  coming  near  the  town,  Quiggle 
exclaimed,  in  a  cheery  tone  of  voice,  '  Ah,  to  be  sure  !  I 
knew  it !  There  he  is  ! ' 

1  Who  is  there  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort. 

'  Why,  of  course,  Jacob.  Jacob  himself,  Jacob  Shumate, 
the  political  shoemaker.  I'm  sure  I  don't  know  when  he 
makes  his  shoes,  for  he  is  always  in  the  streets.  And  he 
can  talk.  We  must  try  and  keep  him  right.  Why,  what 
are  Lamborn  and  Hilljohn  together  on  polling-day  to  Jacob  ? 
What  are  they  ?  I  ask.  Oh  no,  my  good  sir,  two  to  one 
on  the  outsider.  Good  day,  Jacob.  It's  just  our  luck 
again  meeting  you  so  soon.  Here's  Mr.  Frankfort,  our  new 
Member.  He  is  a  bit  of  a  dab  at  talking,  too,  so  you  can  run 
in  couples  a  while.  If  you  will  get  out,  sir,  and  wrestle  with 
Jacob,'  said  Quiggle  aside  to  Frankfort,  calling  to  mind  his 
Biblical  reminiscences,  '  I'll  take  the  trap  down  the  street 
to  the  Red  Parrot  and  be  back  again  shortly.'  Then,  turning 
to  Jacob  Shumate,  he  added  in  an  explanatory  manner : 
'  While  I  am  putting  the  ponies  up,  Jacob,  you  and  the 
Professor  can  have  it  out.' 

'  I  am  much  obliged  to  you  for  your  permission,'  answered 
Mr.  Shumate,  with  a  certain  dignified  reserve  in  his  manner, 
as  Quiggle,  giving  him  a  good-humoured  nod,  drove  away. 

Our  politician,  as  he  shook  hands  with  the  shoemaker, 
recognised  the  man  who  had  passed  Mr.  Keech  and  himself 
so  hurriedly  in  Brassville  that  he  could  only  get  a  glance  at 
him.  He  was,  now  that  he  had  a  full  view  of  him,  struck 
by  his  spare,  almost  attenuated  figure,  suggestive  of  privation 
and  self-denial  ;  his  drawn,  careworn  face,  marked  with  an 
air  of  anxiety  and  discontent  ;  and  his  coal-black  eyes,  that 
glanced  round  in  a  manner  at  once  searching  and  furtive. 
He  was  evidently  a  man  with  a  grievance,  and  there  is 


196  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

often  something  wrong  in  the  man  with  a  grievance  as  well 
as  in  the  world  of  which  he  complains. 

'  Glad  to  meet  you,  Mr.  Frankfort.  You  are  our  repre- 
sentative man  in  the  Parliament  of  the  land.'  He  spoke 
with  a  certain  laboured  air  of  deference,  as  if  continued 
oppression  by  the  world  weighed  him  down,  but  yet  was  by 
no  means  meekly  acquiesced  in  by  him. 

'  Thank  you,  Mr.  Shumate — thank  you.  I  am  going 
round  for  the  purpose  of  meeting  and  conversing  with 
my  constituents.  I  have  seen  my  brother  legislator,  Mr. 
Lamborn,  this  morning,  and  I  have  just  left  Mr.  Hilljohn.' 

'  Ah  yes.  Quite  the  aristocracy.  Mr.  Hilljohn  is  an 
aristocratic  gentleman,  truly.  As  for  the  properties,  they  are 
both  princely,'  and  the  shoemaker  gave  a  keen  glance  at  the 
new  Member. 

'  The  Blocks  appears  to  be  the  better  kept  place  of  the 
two.  Fine  estate  The  Blocks,'  remarked  our  politician,  wish- 
ing to  say  something  indifferent,  waiting  for  Shumate,  who 
was  evidently  only  anxious  for  opportunity  to  launch  out 
upon  his  favourite  topics. 

'  Ah,  you  may  indeed  say  so,  Mr.  Frankfort.  It's  forty 
years  next  month,'  said  the  shoemaker,  with  a  wearied  air, 
'  since  I  and  the  gentleman  who  owns  The  Blocks  came  out 
in  the  same  ship — the  old  Argyle — to  Excelsior.  We  were 
both  in  the  steerage.  Single  men,  sir.  But  as  the  immortal 
Nelson,  sir,  once  remarked,  "  Aft  the  more  honour.  Forward 
the  better  man."  We  compared  well  with  the  cabin  set,  for  all 
the  superficial  advantages  of  their  position,  that  we  did,  sir.' 

'  Why,  a  bad  lot  were  they  ? '  remarked  our  politician. 

'  Well,  then,  you  had  better  ask  the  Honourable  Mr. 
Lamborn.  Though,  perhaps,  now  that  I  think  of  it,'  said 
the  shoemaker,  recurring  to  his  deferential  air — '  perhaps  he 
would  not  care  to  be  reminded  of  his  old  voyage  with  Jacob 
Shumate.  Possibly  neither  would  his  honourable  lady. 
People  in  high  life  have  short  memories  for  the  past.' 

'  But,  however  he  came  out,  he  has  made  a  place  and  a 
name  for  himself  now.  I  honour  the  man  who  rises  by  his 
own  exertions — not  born  to  the  pillow,'  said  Frankfort  in  a 
decisive  tone. 

'  That's  all  very  well,  sir ;   you  have  spoken  very  well, 


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sir,  in  one  way.  He  has  risen,  as  you  say,  sir,  and  made  a 
place  for  himself,  as  you  remark,  but  how  has  he  risen  ? 
How,  sir  ? ' 

'  He  has  done  nothing  wrong,  has  he  ? '  asked  Frankfort, 
a  little  disturbed  lest  he  should  be  on  the  eve  of  some 
startling  revelations  that  would  necessarily  damage,  in  his 
estimation,  not  only  his  brother  legislator,  but  by  implication 
the  family  at  The  Blocks.  He  felt  relieved  when  the  shoe- 
maker quietly  replied,  speaking  very  deliberately — 

'  No,  sir.  He  has  risen  by  the  wrong  of  society  more 
than  his  own.  He  and  I  humped  our  swags,  staff  in  hand, 
sir,  to  come  up  forty  years  ago  to  the  wilderness  here,  and 
now  look  at  him  and  look  at  me.' 

And  Shumate  faced  round,  extending  his  arms,  as  he 
looked  straight  at  his  companion. 

4  Well,  to  be  sure,  that's  it,'  remarked  our  politician, 
uncertain  as  to  what  aspect  of  the  social  problem  the  shoe- 
maker was  pressed  with.  '  That's  it,  to  be  sure.  Some  men 
have  the  knack  of  getting  on  :  lucky  fellows — one  in  a 
hundred,  or  rather  one  in  a  thousand.' 

'  But  how  was  it  done  ?      I  ask,  sir,  how  was  it  ?  ' 

'  Truly,  I  don't  know.      How  was  it  ?  ' 

'  By  the  social  robbery  of  the  people's  estate,  the  land/ 
replied  the  shoemaker.  '  After  a  few  years  of  bullock-driving, 
and  of  what  you  call  thrift,  or  sordid  scraping,  he  gets  a  lot 
of  the  forest  at  ten  shillings  an  acre — ten  shillings  an  acre, 
sir.  Now  it's  worth  four  or  five  pounds.  I  think  that  tells 
the  tale  how  it  was  done,'  and  Shumate  looked  round,  this 
time  fiercely. 

'  But  it  was  not  worth  four  or  five  pounds  then,  was  it  ? ' 

1  Perhaps  not,  sir.  But  who  created  the  increased  value  ? 
Not  my  distinguished  fellow-passenger,  but  the  public  ;  yet 
he  gets  it.' 

'  The  public,  Mr.  Shumate,  have  not  done  it  all.  He 
has  improved  the  land,  cleared  it,  put  his  money  into  it.  It 
might  be  asked  also  why  did  not  you  take  up  land  too. 
You  both  started  together.  Society  would  have  done  the 
same  for  you.' 

4  No,  sir,  it  would  not,'  replied  the  shoemaker  in  a  positive 
manner. 


igS  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Why  not  ?  You  could  have  taken  up  land  as  well  as 
he.  You  each  had  only  your  swags  to  start  with.' 

'  Very  good,  sir.  But  permit  me  to  remark  that  when 
you  state  that  the  honourable  gentleman  put  his  money 
into  the  land,  you  make  a  statement  that  is,  if  I  may  say 
so,  contrary  to  the  fact' 

'  How  so  ?  He  must  have  put  his  money  into  it  when 
he  cleared  it  and  turned  it  from  a  forest  into  meadows.' 

1  By  your  leave,  sir,  here  we  come  on  the  twin  Demons 
— the  Ownership  of  Land  and  Banks  and  Financing.  Young 
Mr.  Fairlie,  relative  of  your  own,  I  have  the  honour  to 
understand ' — here  Mr.  Shumate  inclined  his  head  towards 
Frankfort — '  the  then  young  Mr.  Fairlie,  just  come  to  look 
after  the  little  Brassville  Branch  of  the  Imperial  Bank,  you 
know,  sir ' 

'  Certainly,  my  uncle,  and  a  very  good  uncle  too.' 

'  Well,  sir,  he,  as  I  was  about  to  remark,  took  up,  as  the 
bankers  say,  Mr.  Lamborn  and  financed  him.  He  advanced 
the  money,  and  the  money  got  the  land,  and  the  land  has 
made  Mr.  Lamborn  the  distinguished  person  he  is.  It  con- 
tinued growing  wealth  all  the  time  for  him,  even  when  he 
and  his  esteemed  family  were  in  Europe  enjoying  themselves. 
But  who  took  me  up  ?  Who  gave  me  an  advance  ?  And 
how  could  I  get  the  land  without  money  ?  I  work  hard,  sir, 
but  no  increase  in  the  value  of  boots  comes  to  help  me,  and 
I  gain  nothing  by  the  growing  value  of  land.  I  have  no 
land  except  my  plot  of  garden  down  the  street  there, 
which  I  work  with  my  own  hands.  It  only  gives  me  a  few 
vegetables  for  the  children — the  wife  is  dead  some  years, 
sir.  No,  I  and  my  two  young  ones  are  the  victims  of  an 
unjust  social  state.'  He  stopped  short,  apparently  checking 
himself,  and  the  anxious  eyes  turned  full  on  Frankfort  with 
a  beseeching,  pained  look,  as  if  searching  everywhere  for 
justice,  but  able  nowhere  to  find  it. 

'  Well,  I  certainly  should  have  hoped  that  in  this  young 
country  an  industrious  man  like  yourself  would  have  done 
better  in  all  that  time,'  remarked  our  politician,  not  without 
real  sympathy  for  the  evidently  sincere  feelings  and  ideas  of 
the  shoemaker.  '  But  Mr.  Lamborn,'  he  continued,  '  is  not  a 
bad  style  of  man  either.  He  seems  to  take  a  great  interest 


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in  all  your  local  affairs.  He  has  this  morning  been  speaking 
about  trying  to  get  Government  to  purchase,  for  the  use  of 
the  Province,  the  Patent  for  the  Poisoned  Wheat,  and 
Government  aid ' 

'  Don't  you  help  anything  of  the  sort,  sir ! '  exclaimed 
Jacob  Shumate,  now  with  indignation  rather  than  distress 
marking  his  countenance. 

'  Why  not  ?  The  rabbits  eat  up  the  grass  and  destroy 
everything  where  they  don't  wire-net  them  out.' 

'  You  will  excuse  me,  Professor  Frankfort,  if  I  say  that 
you  don't  quite  grasp  the  facts  of  the  Rabbit  question ; 
possibly,  if  I  may  say  so  without  the  least  disrespect,  from 
conversing  mainly  with  one  branch  of  social  life.  Sir,  the 
rabbits  eat  the  grass  of  the  rich  man,  but  give  employment 
to  the  poor  man.  Why,  sir,  there  are  fifty-three  families  in 
and  about  Glooscap  alone  who  are  supported  by  trapping 
rabbits,  and  I  don't  know  how  many  more  are  employed  by 
the  wire  fencing.' 

'  But  surely,  Mr.  Shumate,  you  would  not  preserve  the 
rabbits  merely  to  bleed  the  landowners  ? ' 

'  Why  not,  sir,  might  I  venture  to  ask  ?  They  are  the 
messengers  of  Providence  to  distribute  wealth.  And  if  you 
only  will  count  all  the  value  grasped  by  the  landowners  in 
the  unearned  increment,  as  was  set  out  by  John  Stuart  Mill, 
you  will  see  that  the  rabbits  make  a  very  moderate  levy, 
indeed,  upon  behalf  of  the  community  at  large.' 

'  Still,  as  a  thinking  man,  as  you  appear  to  be,  Mr. 
Shumate,  you  would  not  say  that  the  prosperity  of  the  country 
would  be  increased  by  the  destruction  of  any  kind  of  wealth.' 

'  Pardon  me,  sir,  but  I  do  say  it,'  Jacob  Shumate  replied, 
rather  discarding  the  half-deferential  air  that  he  at  times 
assumed — '  I  do  say  it.  Some  wealth  may  be  destroyed, 
but  more  is  distributed.  Of  what  use  is  it  to  me  that  my  old 
mate,  Mr.  Lamborn,  has  now  a  million  of  money  unless  it 
serves  me  in  some  direction  ?  No,  sir,  I  hope  that  you  will 
not  be  found,  as  our  Representative,  backing  up  the  wealthy 
— piling  it  on  to  them.' 

'  I  can  assure  you,  Mr.  Shumate,  I  have  no  such  object. 
I  only  wish  to  do  what  is  fair  to  the  country,  and  to  the 
district  too,  in  any  reasonable  way.' 


200  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

1  Well,  Mr.  Frankfort,  if  you  want  to  assist  the  district,  it 
would  be  better  to  get  some  aid  from  Government  for  catch- 
ing the  parrots  than  for  killing  the  rabbits.' 

'  Catching  the  parrots  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort. 

*  Yes,  sir  ;  if  you  want  to  help  Glooscap,  you  might  get 
the  Honourable  the  Treasurer  to  do  something  for  the  Red 
Parrot  Exportation  Company.  I  have  no  interest  in  it  myself. 
I  only  speak  because  it  will  give  employment  about  here.' 

'  Red  Parrot  Exportation  Company  ! '  exclaimed  Frank- 
fort. 

'  Yes  ;  why,  the  Red  Parrot  Exportation  Company,  when 
in  full  operation  over  the  Province,  will  give  employment  to 
thousands  catching  those  beautiful  birds, — you  have  seen 
them  all  about  in  your  journey  here,  sir  ;  then  to  hundreds 
of  others  in  making  their  cages  for  sending  them  to  Europe ; 
and  dozens  more  of  young  women  teaching  them  to  speak 
cleverly.' 

'  But  what,  Mr.  Shumate,  have  the  Government  got  to 
do  with  this  Company  you  speak  of?'  asked  our  politician, 
feeling  that,  after  all  he  had  heard  about  demands  for 
Government  help,  he  had  here  come  upon  even  a  new  phase 
of  the  subject. 

'  I  would  presume,  sir,'  said  Shumate,  with  some  solem- 
nity, '  that  it  is  the  duty  of  the  Government  to  assist  all 
honest  industry.  But  here,  sir,  is  at  least  a  public  object, 
which  is  not  the  case  with  the  rabbit  destruction.' 

'  But  I  still  cannot  see  where  the  claim  on  the  Govern- 
ment for  this  Company  comes  in.  Why,  here  is  Mr. 
Shumate/  Frankfort  continued,  addressing  Quiggle,  who 
had  just  returned,  having  left  the  buggy  at  the  Red  Parrot 
Inn,  where  they  were  to  lunch — '  here,  Mr.  Shumate  says 
that  the  Government  ought  to  help  the  Red  Parrot  Com- 
pany. It  is  the  first  I  have  heard  of  it.' 

'  Ah,  that  won't  do  now,  Jacob.  You're  not  the  good 
man  I  thought  after  all,'  remarked  the  agent,  with  a  pleasant 
smile.  'You  know  the  Red  Parrot  Company  cannot  get 
Government  aid  ;  it  would  not  be  lawful.' 

'  Why  not,  Mr.  Quiggle,  may  I  inquire  ? '  asked  the 
shoemaker. 

'  Why  ?     Because  they  don't  keep  the  eight  hours  law  : 


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the  parrots  won't  let  them — they'll  only  be  caught  early  in 
the  morning  or  at  roost  time  in  the  evening.' 

'  There  you  are  wrong,  Mr.  Quiggle :  the  work  can  be 
done  in  shifts  ;  only,  to  be  sure,  so  far  it  is  only  a  poor  man's 
venture,  and  so  I  suppose  couldn't  claim  your  sympathy.' 

'  Ah,  that  won't  wash,  Jacob.  Surprised  at  a  confirmed 
Liberal  like  you  tampering  with  the  eight  hours  law.  But 
come  along  to  the  Red  Parrot  itself  after  dinner,  and  we'll 
have  it  out  with  you.  Bye-bye,  Mr.  Shumate  ;  we  must  hurry 
along,  sir ;  there  is  Snipe  down  the  street,  and  he  wants  to 
see  the  respected  Member  without  delay.'  And  shaking 
hands  with  the  shoemaker,  our  politician  and  the  agent 
hurried  off  to  meet  Snipe. 

While  they  were  on  the  way  to  meet  and  face  this  new 
constituent,  Frankfort,  who  had  noticed  Shumate's  brief 
reference  to  his  wife,  and  that  he  had  abruptly  broken  off 
from  the  subject,  asked  Quiggle  about  her.  He  thought  that 
there  might  be  some  hidden  trouble  there,  which  possibly 
made  the  shoemaker  still  more  dissatisfied  with  his  lot  in 
life.  And  so  there  was.  It  seemed  that  he  had  long 
remained  a  bachelor,  and  he  had  secretly  prided  himself 
upon  being  able  to  live  his  own  life,  independent  of  the 
company  and  the  fascination  of  woman,  which  so  many 
seemed  to  find  essential  to  their  existence.  He  secretly 
despised  the  weakness  of  these  poor  fellows,  as  he  regarded 
them,  followed  their  married  career  with  his  keen  and  not 
very  gracious  observation,  and  then  thanked  God  that,  as  for 
himself,  he  was  not  as  other  men  were.  He  gave  his  atten- 
tion to  local  public  affairs,  while  also  partly  following  his 
own  craft,  and  found  in  them,  if  not  something  to  love,  at 
least  something  that  filled  his  soul.  This  was  all  very  well 
for  several  years.  But  Holy  Writ  has  said  that  it  is  not 
good  for  man  to  be  alone.  Nature  rarely  puts  up  with  her 
purposes  being  flouted.  On  men  of  the  solitary,  self-centred 
type  of  Jacob,  who  have  been  independent  of  female  blandish- 
ments in  their  youth,  she  often  makes  a  sudden,  not  to  say 
treacherous,  dash  as  they  near  middle  age,  taking  the  garrison 
by  surprise  and  carrying  by  storm  the  fort  that  was  supposed 
to  be  safe  from  all  attack. 

The  storming  party  in  the  case  of  Jacob  was  Daisy  Dill 


202  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

— so  she  was  called,  though  no  one  knew  why — the  striking- 
looking  barmaid  at  the  Red  Parrot,  at  Glooscap.  She  had 
come  up  from  Miranda,  and  little  was  known  of  her  career,  but 
she  soon  made  a  stir  in  the  quiet  village,  for  she  was  hand- 
some and  dashing,  brilliant  in  her  dress,  and  withal  without 
reproach  in  her  manner  of  life. 

No  human  being  could  be  imagined  more  diametrically 
unlike  Jacob  Shumate  than  Daisy  Dill.  Yet  he  was  drawn 
towards  her.  Man  walketh  in  a  vain  show — woman.  Though 
the  most  sober  of  men,  his  custom  having  previously  been 
not  to  touch  beer  or  wine,  except  at  public  functions,  he  used 
to  spend  most  of  the  evenings  that  were  not  given  to  the 
trappers  and  other  committees,  at  the  Red  Parrot,  in  such 
intermittent  conversation  with  Daisy  Dill  as  her  bar  duties 
allowed  her  to  indulge  in.  Sunday  walks  during  church 
time — neither  of  them  went  to  church — followed,  and  mar- 
riage followed  the  walks. 

But  it  was  a  failure.  Neither  of  them  was  suited  to  the 
other,  nor  indeed  was  Daisy  Dill  to  married  life  at  all ;  nor 
yet  was  Jacob  adapted  to  it,  unless  under  widely  different 
conditions  from  those  he  now  found  himself  in.  After  the 
first  tumult  of  passion  was  over,  nothing  was  left  but  two 
dissimilar  beings  linked  together — no  thought,  no  feeling,  no 
instinct  in  common.  For  Jacob,  though  a  plain,  rough  man, 
was  not  of  a  low  nature.  This  could  not  be  said  of  Daisy 
Dill.  As  a  mere  animal  she  belonged  to  a  lower  type  than 
he  did.  As  a  thinking  being  she  was  incapable  of  under- 
standing, much  less  sympathising  with,  the  ideas  and  purposes 
that  in  his  small  way  were  so  dear  to  Jacob.  She  had  no 
mental  machinery  for  taking  in  or  entertaining  thoughts  such 
as  he  was  always  brooding  over.  As  the  months  rolled  on 
there  was  no  sign  of  the  advent  of  that  mutual  society,  help, 
and  comfort  that  one  ought  to  have  of  the  other,  both  in 
prosperity  and  adversity,  of  which  the  marriage  service 
speaks.  On  the  contrary,  she  despised  him  even  for  his 
good  qualities,  and  inwardly  sneered  at  his  solicitude  about 
the  grievances  of  the  trappers  ;  while  he  felt  a  smouldering 
indignation  that  to  such  a  creature  as  this  he  should  have 
given  up  freedom,  career  in  life,  mental  happiness,  or  at  least 
such  mental  happiness  as  he  ever  had.  As  they  rose  from 


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their  pillows  each  morning  the  mutual,  though  secret,  sigh 
escaped  from  each  of  them,  '  Oh  that  I  could  only  have 
wakened  up  to  find  myself  free  again  ! ' 

But  Jacob  conscientiously  struggled  on  for  a  while,  and 
poor  Daisy  Dill  staggered  on  too,  though  she  got  more  and 
more  sick  at  heart  with  Jacob's  dingy  home,  and  longed  for 
the  brightness  and  company  of  her  former  life.  In  the  first 
two  years  two  children  were  born,  a  little  girl,  Flopsey,  and 
a  boy,  Popsey,  as  they  were  afterwards  known  among  the 
neighbours.  But  maternal  duties  were  not  suited  to  the  taste 
of  Daisy  Dill.  So  far  from  contenting  her,  the  children  and 
the  trouble  they  gave  her — perverse  little  things,  as  she  con- 
sidered them — made  her  more  dissatisfied  than  ever.  She 
neglected  them,  and  the  kind  Widow  Dobbs,  who  lived  in  a 
cottage  near,  often  had  her  mother's  heart  touched  by  the  sad 
state  of  the  bairns,  owing  to  both  the  want  of  interest  in 
them  and  the  want  of  knowledge  what  to  do  with  them  of 
their  own  mother.  When  Jacob  would  be  coming  back  late 
from  the  Trappers'  Committee  at  Brassville,  she  would  meet 
him  on  his  way  up  the  road,  and  make  vigorous  representations 
about  the  state  of  affairs  at  the  home  during  his  absence. 

The  situation  was  a  sad  one,  and  under  the  old  ideas  of 
marriage  there  was  little  help  for  it.  The  unhappy  pair, 
pressed  by  the  irrevocable  nature  of  the  situation,  must  have 
tried  to  accommodate  themselves  to  it,  and  perhaps  gained 
self- reformation  and  mutual  improvement,  being  driven  to 
duty  by  suffering.  Or  at  least  they  would  have  remained  as 
a  standing  warning  to  others  not  to  enter  on  the  married 
state  unadvisedly.  But  the  newer  methods  of  our  time  pro- 
vided an  easy  remedy.  Jacob  instituted  a  suit  for  divorce 
upon  the  ground  of  incompatibility  of  temper.  Daisy  Dill 
made  no  defence.  In  truth,  she  welcomed  the  suit.  She 
was  quite  at  one  with  him  about  it.  It  was  one  of  the  few 
things  in  their  married  life  in  regard  to  which  their  tempers 
were  not  incompatible.  After  a  reasonable  amount  of  inquiry 
by  the  Court,  the  decree  sought  for  was  granted,  and  Jacob 
Shumate  and  Daisy  Dill  were  one  no  longer.  He  had  no 
need  to  fall  back  upon  the  ancient  common-law  rights  of  the 
father  to  have  the  custody  of  his  children,  as  the  wife  was 
only  too  glad  to  be  rid  of  them,  as  well  as  of  him. 


204  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

It  was  a  great  relief  to  Jacob  to  be  free  again.  His  only 
difficulty  was  about  the  children — those  little  hostages  to 
fortune  which  generally  make  up  so  much  of  the  joy  of 
married  life,  but  which  sometimes  also  add  to  its  difficulties. 
He  grew  more  and  more  attached  to  them,  with  a  tenderness 
which  seemed  to  be  all  the  stronger  because  of  the  chilling 
repulse  that  his  affections  had  suffered  from  their  mother. 
But  here  the  Widow  Dobbs  came  to  his  help — a  woman  who 
was  as  obviously  fitted  by  nature  for  family  life  as  Daisy  Dill 
was  ill  adapted  to  it — and  Flopsey  and  Popsey,  with  her 
kindly  help,  got  on  better  without  their  own  mother  than 
they  had  with  her.  Such  was  the  domestic  experience  of 
Jacob  Shumate. 

'  Who  is  Snipe  ? '  asked  Frankfort,  continuing  the  con- 
versation, as  he  and  the  agent  walked  up  the  main  street  of 
the  village. 

'  Why,  Locky  Snipe,  the  Provincial  Lands  Officer  here. 
He  is  an  important  man  is  Locky — bit  of  a  character  too. 
He  has  his  little  wants,  has  Locky  ;  we  all  have,  haven't 
we?  Good  practice  for  you,  sir,  to  listen  to  his  tale  of 
woe,  though  he  is  a  trifle  long-winded.  But  here  we  are, 
Mr.  Snipe.  Let  me  introduce  you  to  our  new  and  respected 
Member.  I  will  be  with  you  again  directly,  sir,'  said  the 
agent  to  Frankfort,  as  he  left  to  go  down  the  street 
to  tell  some  of  the  leading  electors  of  the  Member's 
arrival. 

'  I  just  wanted  to  see  you  for  one  moment,  Mr.  Frankfort, 
to  convey  to  you  my  best  respects.  The  Parliamentary 
Representative  is  the  link  in  the  Constitution  between  the 
State  Service  and  the  State.  A  great  position,  sir,  and  you 
have  my  hearty  welcome.' 

'  I  am  obliged  to  you.  You  manage  the  Provincial 
Lands  Department  Branch  here,  do  you  not  ? ' 

'  Yes,  sir,  and  have  done  so  for  the  last  twenty-four  years. 
And,  sir,  what  do  you  think  they  desire  to  do  with  me  now 
— it  was  the  matter  I  wished  to  have  a  word  with  you  about 
—they  want  to  move  me  away  from  my  wife  and  little  family 
here,  or  to  send  us,  wife,  family,  and  all,  to  where  do  you 
think,  Mr.  Frankfort?' 

'  I  really  have  no  idea,  Mr.  Snipe.' 


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1  Why,  to  Budgee  Budgee,  right  across  the  Divide,  at  the 
other  end  of  the  Province.' 

'  You  don't  wish  to  be  moved  anywhere  from  Glooscap, 
then  ? ' 

'  Certainly  not,  sir.  My  wife's  respected  mother  is  here, 
my  children  born  here,  my  little  property  around  me,  and  all 
to  be  sacrificed  ;  and  to  what,  Mr.  Frankfort  ? — to  a  Regula- 
tion of  the  Department.  It's  tyranny,  sir.' 

'  Why,  what  is  the  Regulation  ?  '  asked  our  politician. 

'  Why,  Glooscap,  you  see,  sir,  is  rated  third  class,  branch 
officer  in  charge,  salary  ^250  ;  Budgee  Budgee,  second  class, 
salary  £400  ;  and  because  my  salary  is  £400,  I  am  to  be 
banished  over  the  mountains.  They  have  been  trying  it  on 
for  years  ;  but  Mr.  Meeks,  I  must  say,  was  very  good  with 
the  Minister.  A  word  from  you  now  to  the  Honourable  Mr. 
Dalby  would  set  matters  right.  If  you  can  arrange  this  for 
me,  sir,  you  needn't  trouble  about  the  subscription.  It  was 
done  unbeknown  to  me.  I  would  not  think  of  asking 
about  it.' 

'  The  subscription  ?  What  subscription  ?  What  have  we 
got  to  do  with  a  subscription  ? '  asked  our  politician. 

'  Oh,  don't  trouble  about  it,  Mr.  Frankfort.  I  would  not 
take  it — I  really  wouldn't  take  it.  Didn't  Mr.  Quiggle 
mention  it  to  you  ?  ' 

'  No  ;  this  is  the  first  that  I  have  heard  of  it.' 

'  Well,  you  know,  really  it's  a  small  thing  in  one  way,  but 
gratifying  to  me  too.  The  people  here,  you  see,  appreciate 
my  services  among  them  ;  so,  lately,  they  wanted  to  get  up 
a  little  testimonial  to  me  in  the  shape  of  a  subscription. 
Well,  what  do  they  do  but  collect  ,£100,  and  down  they 
send  to  the  Minister  for  his  consent,  without  a  word  to  me. 
Of  course,  I  wired  to  the  Department  at  once,  when  I  heard, 
declining.  Why,  it  is  contrary  to  the  Regulations  to 
receive  gifts.' 

'  So  the  people  had  to  take  back  their  money  ? ' 

'  Quite  so,  Mr.  Frankfort  ;  but  I  had  a  very  handsome 
letter  from  the  Minister,  recognising  my  long  services  ;  but 
Regulation  against  gifts  imperative,  so  I  trust  he  will  listen 
favourably  to  you  in  the  other  matter.' 

'  Well,  I  shall  inquire  into  it  when  I  get  to  Miranda,  Mr. 


206  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Snipe.     To  be  sure,  £100  is  a  good  sum  for  a  man  to  lose, 
even  if  he  have  ^400  a  year.' 

'Truly,  sir,  and  I  could  have  got  the  money  in  a -way  ; 
for  Mrs.  Snipe's  mother  was  ready  to  take  it — in  fact,  rather 
blamed  me  for  not  agreeing  to  that  settlement  of  the  ques- 
tion. But  here's  Mr.  Quiggle,  sir,  and  I  am  wanted  at  the 
office.  So  I  will  take  my  leave,  Mr.  Frankfort,  trusting  to 
get  justice  from  you.' 

'I  suppose  it's  the  old  thing  with  Snipe?'  remarked 
Quiggle,  as  he  and  Frankfort  walked  away.  '  Don't  want  no 
moving  :  wife,  children,  mother-in-law  all  dead  agen  it.' 

'  Yes,  that's  it  It  does  seem  a  little  hard,  when  he  is  so 
liked  in  the  place.  £100  is  a  good  sum  for  a  village  like 
Glooscap.' 

'  What  ?  No,  you  don't  mean  it.  Another  subscription. 
That's  not  bad  now,  indeed  it  isn't.  Ha  !  ha  ! '  and  Quiggle 
bent  down  laughing,  and  looking  round  at  Frankfort  as  if  to 
see  if  he  really  meant  it. 

'Yes,  the  people  here  want  to  present  him  with  ;£ioo  as 
a  token  of  their  appreciation  of  his  public  services  ;  only  the 
State  Workers'  Regulations,  of  course,  forbid  it.' 

'  Well,  now,  that  is  not  bad,'  persisted  the  agent,  still 
laughing.  'The  £100  again,  and  I  suppose  his  self-denial 
in  not  letting  the  mother-in-law  take  it,  and  handsome  letter 
from  the  Department,  regrets,  etc.  etc.  That  is  good. 
Snipe  and  mother-in-law  still  on  the  boards.  It's  not  bad, 
really.' 

'  Why,  what  do  you  mean  ?  Is  there  no  subscription, 
then  ? ' 

'  Of  course  there  ain't,  really.  But  old  Snipe  runs  it  this 
way.  Every  time  they  want  to  move  him — mother-in-law, 
on  the  move  first,  goes  about  to  some  purpose  among  the 
neighbours — Snipe  unconscious  of  it  all — neighbours  sub- 
scribe handsome — know  it  can't  be  taken — off  goes  request 
to  Minister  sanction  slight  token  of  respect  to  meritorious 
officer,  anxious  to  assist  large  family,  officer's  health  broken, 
long  work,  small  salary,  good  and  faithful  servant.  Each 
new  Minister  struck  by  confidence  of  the  people  in  Snipe — 
regrets  can't  break  Regulation  ;  but  the  least  he  can  do,  you 
know,'  and  Quiggle  nodded  to  his  companion — '  you  know, 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  207 

comply  with  other  wishes  of  district,  and  let  them  retain  his 
services.' 

'  So,  then,  the  people  don't  risk  much  by  their  subscrip- 
tions after  all  ?  '  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Oh,  they  know  all  about  it.  But  once,  I  can  tell  you, 
they  did  get  a  start.  I  had  a  good  laugh  at  old  Pease,  the 
butcher.  This  was  how  it  was,'  continued  the  agent,  enjoy- 
ing his  narrative,  and  filling  up  the  time  as  they  walked  on 
to  the  Public  School,  where  they  were  next  going.  '  It  was 
the  old  story.  Threat  of  removal — round  goes  subscription 
— Snipe  always  attentive  to  Pease  about  his  cattle  on  Crown 
lands — Pease  puts  down  his  name  for  ^5 — new  Minister  just 
come  in — Meeks  urges  permission — exceptional  case.  Per- 
mission wired  down  !  I  happened  to  be  about  here  that  day. 
Says  I  to  Pease :  "  All  right  this  time,  Minister  consents,  you 
can  pay  down  your  five  notes."  You  should  have  seen  him. 
Dropped  his  chopper,  and  nearly  dropped  his  thumb  off  too. 
But  here  we  are  at  the  school.  I'll  just  introduce  you,  and 
then  go  on  to  look  up  M'Glumpy.' 

'  Yes,  you  may  leave  me  here  a  while,  Quiggle.  I  have 
heard  so  much  of  the  master  of  the  Glooscap  school  that  I 
would  like  to  have  a  good  talk  with  him.' 

'What,  with  Ernest  Hooper?  You  may  well  say  that 
He  is  worth  talking  to.  You  and  he  will  hit  it  off.  School- 
master ?  Why,  he's  a  father  to  the  children  about  here — of 
more  good  to  them  than  some  of  their  own  fathers.  His 
example  is  of  more  use  than  his  books,  though  he  is  a  real 
man  for  books,  too ;  I'm  scholar  enough  myself  to  know 
that.  You  will  take  to  him.  They  all  do  about  here.' 

The  public,  though  at  times  unjust,  in  most  cases,  and  in 
the  long  run,  recognise  and  fix  a  man's  reputation  at  its  real 
value,  in  whatever  rank  he  be,  from  the  statesman  of  an 
empire  to  the  schoolmaster  of  a  village.  Ernest  Hooper, 
then  a  young  man,  had  emigrated  with  his  wife  to  Excelsior 
thirty  years  before,  and  not  long  after  coming  up  to  the 
Brassville  district  had  started,  on  his  own  account,  a  small 
school  for  the  children  of  the  early  settlers,  when  the  village 
consisted  of  only  a  few  cottages.  In  those  pioneer  days,  as 
you  would  look  around  on  the  lonely  forests  about  the 
Glooscap  Creek,  with  a  settler's  hut  dotted  here  and  there 


208  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

about,  you  would  have  wondered  where  the  children  to  fill  a 
school  were  to  come  from.  Yet  each  morning  you  could  see 
them  trooping  along  from  all  sides,  as  if  they  had  risen  out 
of  the  bushes,  older  ones  leading  the  younger  towards  the 
rough  weatherboard  cottage  by  the  creek,  where  Ernest 
Hooper  had  both  school  and  home.  He  was  a  man  that 
could  not  be  classed  with  those  who  are  adapted  for  success 
in  practical  life,  if  that  success  is  taken  to  mean  only  self- 
aggrandisement.  All  his  practical  working  energies  he 
devoted  to  not  merely  teaching,  but  to  training  aright  the 
rough  little  youngsters  '  of  his  flock,'  as  he  termed  them. 
His  only  other  pursuit  and  his  recreation  in  life  was  found 
in  literature  ;  and  out  of  his  scanty  means  he  managed  to 
collect  a  small  library,  and  to  replenish  it  from  time  to  time 
with  some  of  the  best  of  the  new  books  that  Henry  Woodall's 
shop  in  Brassville  supplied.  The  parson,  who  rode  out 
from  that  town  every  Sunday  afternoon  to  hold  service  at 
Glooscap,  was  his  chief  literary  companion,  though  his  wife 
also  took  some  interest  in  books ;  and  since  children  of  their 
own  were  denied  to  them,  the  two  were  only  the  more 
wrapped  up  in  one  another,  and  lived  happily  an  absolutely 
united  life.  Thus  the  home  and  school  together  were  like 
an  ark  of  culture,  resting  in  lonely  isolation  amidst  rugged 
surroundings,  and  sending  forth  in  the  persons  of  the 
children  little  messengers  of  a  better  time  coming. 

Some  years  later,  when  the  Education  Department  was 
extending  its  operations  into  the  outlying  districts,  it  was 
wisely  thought  that  it  should  avail  itself  of  the  successful 
school  centre  that  Ernest  Hooper  had  established  on  the 
Glooscap  Creek,  and  he  was  admitted  on  the  score  of  merit, 
ad  eundem  as  they  say  at  the  Universities,  to  the  rank  of  a 
first-class  teacher  in  the  service,  and  his  school  was  likewise 
included  in  the  Government  list.  He  only  insisted  upon 
one  condition  in  accepting  the  transfer.  He  had  never 
attached  much  weight  to  the  mere  teaching  of  Catechism  and 
Bible  lessons  as  a  part  of  the  school  day's  work.  But  it  had 
been  his  practice  from  the  first  to  open  his  school  with  the 
Lord's  Prayer  and  the  singing  of  one  of  those  simple  but 
noble  hymns  which  strike  notes  that  find  a  responsive  echo 
in  so  many  human  hearts  the  wide  world  over.  He  closed 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  209 

the  school  in  the  same  way.  He  made  it  a  condition  of 
letting  his  school  come  under  the  State  that  this  practice 
should  not  be  interfered  with.  It  would  be  sacrilege,  he 
said,  as  far  as  he  was  concerned,  having  accustomed  his 
children  to  this  simple  recognition  that  there  was  a  Superior 
Power  above  them,  and  that  they  themselves  were  something 
more  than  the  cats  and  dogs  running  about  their  homes,  to 
cast  it  aside  now  for  any  secular  advantages.  If  they  would 
not  agree  to  this,  he  would  let  them  start  their  own  school, 
and  he  would  continue  his  with  such  of  the  children  as 
would  follow  him.  As,  in  fact,  no  rival  school  to  his  could 
have  been  successfully  started,  the  Department  wisely  re- 
solved that,  though  the  law  prescribed  Free,  Secular,  and 
Compulsory  Education,  they  would  wink  at  this  license  on 
the  part  of  Ernest  Hooper ;  and  so  this  State  school  con- 
tinued, with  the  cordial  approval  of  all  men,  and  especially  of 
all  women,  to  be  opened  and  closed  with  this  simple  religious 
exercise.  Hooper  himself  maintained  that  this  reverent 
recognition  of  the  Deity  in  no  way  impaired  the  secular 
principle  of  the  Act.  The  education  is  to  be  secular,  he 
would  say,  but  mere  secular  education  is  assisted  by  being 
attended  by  the  general  sanction  of  religion  ;  and  this  is 
quite  distinct  from  the  teaching  of  special  creeds — a  very 
important  duty  too,  but  one  belonging  to  the  Churches. 
Just  lately  the  Government  had  built  a  handsome  brick 
school  in  the  main  street  of  the  village,  and  it  was  to  this 
that  our  travellers  were  directing  their  way. 

'  Oh  yes,  you  will  like  Ernest  Hooper,'  Quiggle  kept 
repeating.  '  He  is  a  bit  grave  and  sedate  for  us  up  here. 
Fact  is,  I  do  assure  you,  that  man  has  never  been  gay  since 
his  wife  died.  He  always  wears  black,  though  it's  ten  years 
since.  Odd,  ain't  it  ? ' 

The  agent,  when  going  down  to  the  inn  with  the  buggy, 
had  told  Ernest  Hooper  of  their  coming  to  see  him,  and  as 
they  came  to  the  door  of  the  school,  a  staid-looking  man,  of 
scholarly  aspect,  advanced  to  meet  them.  His  kindly  bearing 
qualified  the  sternness  of  his  solemn  gray  eyes,  while  his 
sedate  and  retired  manner  indicated  the  contemplative  man 
rather  than  the  practical  one  who  is  clever  in  the  ways  of 
this  struggling,  pushing  world. 

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210  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Mr.  Hooper,  let  me  introduce  our  new  Member,  and 
I  think  I  had  better  leave  you  two  learned  gentlemen  to 
yourselves.'  Quiggle  respected  Hooper  too  much  to  ever 
venture  to  address  him  by  his  Christian  name.  '  And,  sir,  if 
you  please,  we  will  have  lunch  at  the  Red  Parrot  when  you 
can  come  down '  ;  and  off  the  bustling  agent  hurried  to  see 
M'Glumpy,  as  he  had  arranged. 

The  scene  now  before  our  politician  was  one  of  which 
Democracy  may  be  proud.  Compared  with  the  old  style  of 
common  school — and  it  only  designed  for  a  few — with  its 
master  often  himself  ignorant,  perhaps  a  failure  from  other 
callings  in  life,  and  sometimes  even  bankrupt  in  character  ; 
with  its  dilapidated  furniture  and  mean  surroundings,  ignorant 
methods  of  teaching  and  discipline  ;  school  fees,  small  in 
themselves,  but  considerable  to  the  poor — compared  with 
all  this,  the  cheerful,  spacious  rooms  that  he  now  went 
through,  well  built,  well  lighted,  well  ventilated,  fitted  up 
with  what  was  required  for  the  most  efficient  school  teaching, 
maps  on  the  walls,  and  admirable  series  of  school-books, 
some  simple  models  to  help  teaching  and  learning,  Kinder- 
garten appliances  for  the  little  ones — and  the  whole  open  to 
all,  free  to  all,  welcoming  all,  and  blessed  also  by  the  intelli- 
gent and  moral  tone  that  Ernest  Hooper  imparted  both  to 
the  children  and  to  the  teachers  under  him — all  this  reveals 
not  merely  an  improvement  in  methods  of  teaching,  but  a 
revolution  in  the  ideas  with  which  the  poor  are  regarded. 
It  was  not  alone  that  all  those  well-fed,  comfortably,  if 
roughly,  clad  children  were  taught  to  read  and  write.  It 
was  the  recognition  of  the  grand  principle  that  all  were 
entitled  to  a  chance  in  life,  that  none  were  to  be  outcast, 
never  in  the  race,  but  pushed  out  of  the  running  from  the 
first,  and  that  the  Social  State,  while  not  attempting  to 
enforce  an  impossible  equality  among  men,  yet  endeavours, 
by  its  equal  justice  to  the  young  of  all  classes,  to  give  free 
scope  to  the  natural  powers  of  each  one  in  the  race  of  life. 

'  How  do  you  do,  Mr.  Frankfort  ?  I  am  glad  to  welcome 
you  to  our  school.  I  may  say  that  I  will  take  the  more 
interest  in  your  career  as,  like  myself,  you  are  a  teacher,  only 
in  a  more  exalted  sphere.' 

'  Yes,    we   are   both   teachers,'    replied    Frankfort ;  '  and 


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teaching  the  young,  if  one  does  it  with  heart  and  sincerity, 
is  a  great  work  in  school  or  university.' 

'  Truly  indeed,'  said  the  schoolmaster,  '  I  would  rather 
teach  the  children  in  a  forest  school  than  preach  to  men  in 
a  city  cathedral.  You  can  perhaps  instruct  the  one,  but 
the  others  you  can  mould  and  fashion  altogether.' 

'  Still,  I  feel  some  wonder,'  pursued  Frankfort,  after  a 
little  pause,  '  when  I  see  a  man  of  your  attainments,  as  I 
understand,  giving  your  life  up  so  contentedly  to  this  little 
group  of  country  children.' 

'  Ah,  there  you  see  it  is.  They  are  country  children 
now,  but  after  a  while  they  are  scattered  over  the  Province, 
perhaps  over  the  world.  And  there  is  so  much  involved  in 
even  one  life.  The  influence  I  impart  ripples  out,  I  hope, 
in  widening  circles,  though  it  is  a  lonely,  distant  spot  where 
the  stone  is  dropped.  Yes,  I  may  say  it  without  disrespect, 
it  is  a  greater  work  than  politics.  It  is  a  noble  work  truly 
to  govern  men  justly,  but  it's  nobler  to  teach  them  to 
govern  themselves.' 

'  Quite  true,  it  is  just  what  I  would  say  myself.  And 
I  hear,  moreover,  that  you  have  solved  the  religious  diffi- 
culty in  your  school.' 

'  In  a  way,  I  certainly  have,'  answered  Ernest  Hooper, 
'  and,  to  speak  my  mind,  in  what  seems  to  me  the  best  way. 
You  see  that  what  we  describe  as  the  religious  difficulty  is  a 
logical,  argumentative  difficulty,  not  a  practical  one  ;  at  least, 
not  a  practical  one  with  the  plain  men  and  women  who  are 
the  parents  of  the  children.  As  far  as  they  are  concerned, 
there  is  no  difficulty  in  saying  each  morning  a  devout  prayer 
or  two,  that  all  Christians,  indeed  all  sane  men,  could  join 
in,  and  singing  an  inspiring  hymn.' 

'  Then  you  don't  propose  to  teach  the  facts  of  religion  to 
the  children  at  all  ? ' 

'  Of  course  we  could  not  do  that  in  the  State  School, 
which  is  for  the  children  of  all  creeds.  Besides  that,  while 
I  am  a  believing  man  myself,  I  hold  that  religious  lessons  in 
the  daily  school,  and  given  by  the  State  teacher,  would  be  of 
little  value.  I  don't  know  how  you  look  at  it,  but  I  think 
that  this  teaching  of  the  facts  of  religion  to  the  young  is, 
and  especially  is  in  our  time,  a  very  critical  and  difficult 


212  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

matter.  I  often  think  that  as  much  unbelief  springs  from 
unwise  teaching  as  from  no  teaching.  It  wants  both  faith 
and  intelligence  in  the  teacher ;  and  sometimes  I  fear,' 
continued  Hooper,  looking  earnestly  at  his  companion,  '  that 
one  or  other  is  lacking  in  those  who  undertake  to  teach 
the  Bible  to  the  young.  The  danger  is  obvious.  When 
children  grow  up  and  find  that  some  things  taught  them 
by  rote  as  facts  are  not  really  facts,  they  are  very  apt  to 
think  that  all  they  have  learned  is  much  the  same,  and  that 
religion,  generally,  is  a  make-believe.  It  is,'  added  Ernest 
Hooper  in  a  solemn  tone,  '  a  very  serious  and  a  very  difficult 
problem  too.' 

'  Why,  do  you  know,'  said  Frankfort,  '  what  you  say 
reminds  me  of  what  happened  at  The  Blocks  a  week  or 
so  ago  when  I  was  there.  It  was  a  Sunday,  and  Miss 
Lamborn  came  in  from  the  Sunday  School,  and  mentioned 
that  she  had  been  quite  put  out  by  a  question  asked  by  one 
of  the  boys.  She  was  reading  the  story  of  the  Barren  Fig 
Tree,  in  St.  Matthew,  when  one  sharp  little  fellow  asked 
quite  respectfully,  and  only  in  order  to  be  informed,  "  Please, 
miss,  is  that  the  same  fig  tree  that  we  learnt  about  last 
Sunday  in  St.  Mark,  that  it  wasn't  the  season  for  figs."  She 
was  rather  upset  by  this  simple  question,  and  did  not  know 
what  to  say.  And  she  is  a  highly  intelligent  girl,  I  must 
say,  and  she  seems  to  have  religious  feelings  too.  The 
good  lady,  the  mother- — Mrs.  Lamborn,  you  know — was 
quite  indignant  at  the  boy  presuming  to  ask  such  a  question. 
"  Why  did  you  not  tell  him  to  hold  his  tongue  ?  "  she  said. 
And,  by  the  way,  I  was  rather  amused  at  the  daughter's 
answer — "  Now,  mother  dear,  what  would  be  the  use  of  my 
telling  him  to  hold  his  tongue,  if  I  could  not  make  him  hold 
his  mind  too  ?  " 

'Just  so.  That  is  a  fair  example  of  the  difficulty  of 
teaching  the  Bible  nowadays  to  our  youngsters.  But  I  hold,' 
continued  Ernest  Hooper,  '  that  it  is  a  great  evil,  and  a 
needless  one  too,  to  have  school  from  week's  end  to  week's 
end  with  all  mention  of  God  blotted  out.' 

'  Might  I  ask  how  you  managed  to  get  the  Department 
to ' 

'  What,  tolerate  my  religion,  such  as  it  is  ?     Why,  I  would 


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not  have  come  in  without  it,  though  they  put  a  big  free 
school  next  to  me.  It  was  in  that  way  or  no  way.' 

'  You  felt  so  strongly  about  it  then,  I  presume  ? ' 

'  Well,  to  tell  you  the  truth,  this  was  it.  The  wife  had 
died  only  a  little  before.  She  used  to  come  in  and  start 
the  hymn.'  Turning  to  Frankfort,  he  continued,  '  You  don't 
know  what  it  is  to  lose  a  wife  after  nearly  twenty  years 
together.  They  tell  me  you  are  not  married.  But  when  one- 
half  of  you  has  been  wrenched  off,  and  at  middle  age  too, 
the  fear  of  other  of  the  world's  losses  and  misfortunes  don't 
impress  one  much.  The  demands  of  duty,  to  do  all  you  can 
in  what  time  may  be  yours,  seem  stronger  than  ever.  It's 
the  only  thing  left  standing  in  the  wreck.  So  I  was  fixed, 
and  indifferent  as  to  the  result  to  myself,  and  the  Depart- 
ment very  fairly,  and  I  think  wisely,  thought  it  better  to 
take  me,  religion  and  all,'  he  added  with  a  slight  smile. 
'  All  the  parents  like  it,  religious  and  irreligious.' 

As  they  walked  through  the  school  Frankfort  noticed 
many  young  people  who  were  clearly  over  the  school  age 
of  attendance,  and  a  senior  class  of  grown  boys  and  girls 
pursuing  their  studies  in  a  small  room  by  themselves. 

'  What  are  these  young  people  working  for  ?  Do  you 
keep  them  here  as  long  as  they  desire  to  study  ? '  he  asked. 

'The  elder  ones  are  studying  for  the  Matriculation 
Examination  at  your  University,  or  to  qualify  for  the  State 
Service,  the  girls  chiefly  to  be  teachers.' 

'  Do  many  of  them  go  to  take  up  their  parents'  work  or 
go  to  industrial  callings  ?  ' 

'  A  few  do,'  replied  the  schoolmaster.  '  The  truth  is, 
that  everything  has  its  weak  side,  and  that  is  the  weak  side, 
so  far,  of  universal  high-class  education.  I  am  disappointed 
that  it  is  so.  But  that's  no  reason  for  denying  it.  They 
don't  sufficiently  realise  the  dignity,  the  great  dignity  of 
honest  labour.  Old  Dr.  Johnson's  dictum,  that  when 
education  was  universal  people  would  not  be  above  plain 
work,  as  all  would  be  the  same,  has  not  as  yet  been  verified. 
We  want  to  learn  that  we  ought  to  take  intelligence  into 
manual  occupations,  not  send  it  to  starve,  and  at  times 
indeed  degrade  itself,  in  what  are  considered  genteel  employ- 
ments. Naturally  enough,  too,  the  poorer  the  rank  of  the 


214  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

parents,  the  more  their  ambition  is  gratified  by  seeing  their 
children  raised,  as  they  ignorantly  think,  to  a  higher  lot  in 
life.  They  would  rather  see  them  pinched  and  miserable 
with  a  quill  pen  than  independent  and  comfortable  following 
the  plough — and  that  though,  mind  you,  the  proper  use  of 
the  plough  often  calls  for  more  real  intelligence  than  the 
common  use  of  the  pen.' 

'  Well,  to  be  sure,  that's  a  phase  that  universal  education 
must  pass  through  in  young,  small  communities  with  easy 
conditions  of  life ;  and  it  can  only  be  a  phase,  for  men 
must  live,  and  they  can't  do  so  by  reading  and  writing  only,' 
remarked  our  politician. 

4  Certainly  that  is  true.  Even  now  one  can  see  the 
symptoms  of  a  coming  reaction,  and  in  a  curious  way,  too, 
moving  from  above.  Many  of  the  boys  who'  now  go  upon 
the  land  belong  to  the  better-off  classes.  The  professions 
are  left  to  the  ambition  of  the  poor.' 

'  Yes,  yes,  the  tendency  must  correct  itself,'  continued 
our  politician.  '  The  education  of  all  is  a  new  idea,  and  like 
most  new  ideas  it  is  apt  to  throw  out  some  false  develop- 
ments before  we  settle  down  to  the  true  lines.  But  experi- 
ence teaches.  Great  truth  in  this  old  copy-book  heading,' 
he  said,  as  he  took  one  of  the  books  from  a  sturdy  urchin  of 
about  thirteen,  who  had  produced  a  series  of  frightfully  dis- 
torted imitations  of  the  beautiful  copperplate  at  the  top  of 
the  page,  which  announced  that  great  truth  that  all  assent 
to  intellectually,  but  which  it  requires  the  stern  lessons  of 
life  to  bring  home  to  us  personally. 

'  True,  and  after  all  it's  only  a  spot  on  the  sun.  But  we 
must  make  learning  practical.  When  an  educated  people  do 
take  to  practical  work  they  do  it  better  than  ever.  Look  at 
Prussia.  What  would  Bismarck,  or,  for  the  matter  of  that, 
Von  Moltke,  have  done  without  it  ? ' 

'  All  these  youngsters,'  said  Frankfort,  looking  over  the 
silent — except  for  question  and  answer — busy,  attentive 
classes,  '  appear  to  be  well  conducted,  and  should,  I  suppose, 
be  easy  to  manage.' 

'  Certainly  they  are,'  replied  Ernest  Hooper.  '  No 
hoodlums  here.  To  be  sure,  they  don't  understand  the  idea 
of  reverence  as  we  have  it  in  old  countries,' 


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'  No  reverence  ? ' 

'  Not  in  the  old  sense.  How  could  they  ?  What  have 
we  to  teach  reverence  ?  We  have  scarcely  yet  among  us 
any  very  old  people ;  little  of  the  domestic  hierarchy  of 
grandparents  and  elder  relations,  from  which  reverence  in 
the  family  and  the  tribe  grows  up  to  things  of  the  nation. 
We  have  no  ancient  buildings,  under  the  shadow  of  which 
generations  come  and  go.  Our  very  trees  are  young ;  our 
fossils  show  recent  formations.  But  I  find  the  youngsters 
teachable,  if  they  have  some  one  to  look  up  to  whom  they 
can  respect  for  himself.  A  certain  good  feeling  and  sense 
of  what  is  reasonable  takes  the  place  of  the  old  formal  habit 
of  reverence.' 

'  I  suppose  the  habit  of  independence  is  apt  to  be  accom- 
panied, even  with  young  people,  by  an  intelligence  that  tends 
to  correct  its  excesses  ?  '  said  Frankfort.  '  That  boy  whose 
copy-book  I  took  just  now  did  not  bob  or  pull  his  forelock 
or  even  stand  up,  but  he  seems  to  be  a  bright,  well-con- 
ducted lad.' 

'  He  is  one  of  my  good  boys,'  answered  the  schoolmaster 
— '  none  better  ;  and  he  has  the  reverential  feeling  in  his 
nature  too,  though,  as  I  say,  there  is  little  scope  for  its 
exercise  with  us.  What  else  have  we  to  trust  to  in  our 
time  for  men  or  children  but  intelligence  supporting  the 
old  principle  of  obedience  ?  For  certainly  the  rule  of 
direct  authority  we  see  to  be  weakening  on  all  sides  — 
magistrate  and  subject,  husband  and  wife,  master  and 
servant,  parent  and  child.' 

'  Yes,  and  there  comes  in  the  cheering  confidence  that 
its  place  will  be  supplied  by  the  higher  principle  of  duty  or 
love  in  subject,  wife,  workman,  child,'  rejoined  our  politician. 
'  Intelligence  takes  the  place  and  does  the  work  of 
repression.' 

'  True.  That  constitutes,  however,  the  problem  of  our 
age,  Mr.  Frankfort.  You  are  quite  right  to  regard  it  with 
cheerful  confidence,  as  you  say.  Still,  experience,  not 
argument,  must  prove  how  far  all  this  is  to  go,  and  what  are 
its  limitations  ;  for  in  no  organisation,  great  or  small,  can 
you  wholly  get  rid  of  the  principle  of  authority.' 

As    they    walked    through    the    main    schoolroom    they 


216  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

came  to  a  small  apartment  at  the  end,  which  served  as  an 
office  for  the  master  and  a  place  where  he  taught  at  times 
a  special  class. 

'  This  is  your  book  of  school  returns,  I  suppose  ? '  said 
Frankfort,  as  he  pointed  to  a  long  account -book -looking 
tome  on  the  master's  desk. 

'  No,  indeed,'  answered  Hooper,  '  that's  a  record  that 
would  have  startled  Busby  or  Keats,  or  any  of  the  other  old 
masters  of  flogging  memory.  It  is  the  Corporal  Punishment 
Record.  The  Regulations  require  that  if  a  boy  gets  more 
than  one  stroke  with  the  cane,  the  date,  name,  class,  and 
age  of  the  pupil  must  be  entered  here.  When  the  inspector 
comes  round  he  is  to  examine  it  and  initial.' 

'  Well,  to  be  sure,  a  proposal  to  old  Keats  to  keep  such 
a  volume  would  have  staggered  him  ;  or  cruel  Busby,  who 
used  to  give  even  small  boys  severe  floggings  for  mere 
trifles.  These  men  would  have  wanted  a  library  of  Record 
Books.  It  would  have  surprised  the  earls  and  baronets 
whose  sons  they  flogged  too/  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Why,  it's  one  other  instance,  out  of  many,  of  how  the 
new  principle  of  human  government  is  to  work.  We 
legislate  for  the  feelings  of  the  schoolboy.  The  idea  now  is 
to  incite  men  and  boys  to  good,  rather  than  to  punish  them 
for  wrong -doing.  Attention  to  the  bad  side  of  nature  is 
fading  out,  and  all  is  expectation  from  the  free  scope  of  the 
good.  It's  a  noble  principle  too,'  said  Ernest  Hooper,  '  so 
long  as  we  do  not  expect  so  much  from  this  human  nature 
that  we  forget  its  faulty  vein  altogether.  For  myself,  I 
expect  that  experience  will  teach  in  this,  as  in  so  many 
other  matters,  that  the  real  truth  of  the  subject  does  not  lie 
with  either  extreme.' 

'  I  remember  hearing  of  this  regulation ;  but  I  never 
happened  to  see  one  of  the  books  before.  I  notice  that 
several  of  the  earlier  pages  are  torn  out.' 

'  Yes,  I  asked  leave  of  the  Department  to  take  them  out. 
Results  that  are  never  thought  of  sometimes  follow  regula- 
tions, and  laws  too,  we  may  say.  You  see,  such  a  book  as 
this  in  a  small  quiet  school  does  for  a  generation.  It  so 
happened  that  one  of  the  boys  here,  some  years  ago, 
committed  a  rather  bad  boyish  offence.  I  caned  him 


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soundly,  and  duly  entered  all  the  particulars.  He  turned 
out  in  time  an  excellent  boy,  married  when  he  grew  up,  and, 
unlike  many  others,  settled  on  a  farm  in  the  district.  After- 
wards he  became  President  of  the  School  Board — what 
Mr.  Blow  is  now — and,  by  the  way,  Mr.  Blow  wants  to  see 
you  about  fencing  the  school,  I  think.  He  and  I  forgot  all 
about  the  entry,  till  one  day,  as  he  was  showing  some 
visitors  over  the  school,  he  turned  over  the  book  as  a  curious 
record,  and  came  right  upon  the  entry  of  his  own  offence 
and  punishment.  Since  then  I  have  got  permission  to  cut 
out  the  pages  after  a  year  or  so.' 

'  The  Regulations  exempt  girls  from  all  corporal  punish- 
ment,' remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Yes,  that's  another  symptom  of  the  humane  tendencies 
of  our  age.' 

'  Yes,  and  soon  too,'  continued  our  politician,  '  we  may 
expect  this  enlightened  feeling  to  extend  to  politics,  and 
give  women  everywhere  equal  voice  there  with  men.' 

'Well,  that's  for  you  political  gentlemen  to  decide,' 
remarked  the  schoolmaster.  '  Meanwhile,  our  school  training 
does  not  point  exactly  that  way.  I  teach  all  my  boys  to 
show  to  the  girls  that  deference  and  consideration  that  is 
due  to  a  weaker,  but  not  to  an  equal,  sex.  If  there  is  any 
dusting  to  be  done  on  a  dusty  day  about  the  girls'  forms,  I 
set  a  boy  to  do  it.  If  there  is  anything  to  be  fetched  for 
them  on  a  wet  day,  I  send  out  a  boy.  When  I  dismiss  the 
school,  the  boys  have  to  wait  till  the  girls  get  their  hats  and 
go  out  first.  In  everything  I  seek  to  impress  upon  the 
boys  that  when  they  grow  up  to  be  men  they  are  to  be 
the  protectors  and  champions  of  the  women.' 

'  Good  training  that  It  will  teach  them,  as  men,  to 
value  women  all  the  more  when  they  gain  equal  political 
rights,'  responded  our  politician. 

'  I  am  glad  to  hear  it,'  said  the  schoolmaster. 

'  What  a  handsome  building  you  have,  Mr.  Hooper ! ' 
exclaimed  Frankfort,  as  they  walked  round  outside. 

'  Yes,  really  it  is.  And  a  little  style  in  school  buildings 
is  not  thrown  away.  It  gives  a  certain  dignity  to  the  whole 
institution  of  popular  instruction.  It  cost  a  good  sum  too, 
I  assure  you.  You  see,  the  ground  around  is  unfenced  still. 


2i8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

They  want  to  see  you  about  that.  As  the  Government  are 
so  pinched  for  funds  now,  the  Minister  asked  the  districts 
that  had  got  new  schools  to  do  the  fencing  themselves.  We 
have  the  timber  here,  to  be  sure.  But  here  comes  the 
President  of  our  Board  himself,  Mr.  David  Blow.  Mr.  Blow, 
sir,  let  me  introduce  to  you  our  new  Member,  Mr.  Frankfort. 
I  have  to  go  back  to  my  duties,  gentlemen,  so  I  will  take  my 
leave,  if  you  please.' 

'  I  makes  my  respects  to  you  on  getting  on  top  of  Meeks, 
though  he  warn't  quite  a  bad  job  lot  neither,  and  I'm  glad 
ye' re  come  along  this  way.  I  looked  in,  as  I'm  on  my  way  to 
see  a  mob  of  Crank's  bullocks  that  I'm  looking  up,  to  see 
about  this  'ere  fencing.  Just  look  at  that,'  said  Mr.  Blow, 
facing  round  to  have  a  full  view  of  the  school — '  look  at 
that  there  fine  buildin',  all  open  and  exposed  there,  like  a 
ship  at  sea  in  a  storm,  no  sails,  nor  fence,  nor  nothin' 
about  it.'  Notwithstanding  his  confusion  of  metaphors,  the 
President  made  clear  his  idea  as  he  stretched  out  both 
hands  to  the  exposed  edifice. 

'  Yes,  it  certainly  does  want  fencing,'  said  our  politician. 

'  And  why  don't  they  take  on  to  it  then  ? '  exclaimed 
Mr.  Blow. 

'  I  suppose  you  have  asked  for  it  ?  ' 

'  Yes,  a  dozen  times,  and  I've  told  old  Hooper  there  to 
write  too.  And  what  do  you  think  they  say?  What  are 
they  leading  on  to?  Why,  no  more  money.  ^1500  gone 
in  building.  Hadn't  we  better  do  the  fencing  ourselves,  if 
you  don't  object  at  all,  if  you  please.' 

'  Fence  yourselves  !  well  really '  began  our  politician. 

'  Yes,  it's  the  Gospel  truth  I'm  saying — I  can  show  you 
the  Secretary  chap's  letter.  Minister  suggests  parents  turn 
out  some  Saturday  afternoon,  fence  with  odd  lots  timber. 
Saw-mills.  My  word  ! ' 

'  The  Government  are  very  hard  up  now,  you  know, 
Mr.  Blow.  It  would  certainly  give  them  a  lift  if  the 
districts  that  have  got  these  new  schools  did  look  after  the 
fencing.' 

'  Oh,  come  now,  Mr.  Frankfort,  that  ain't  my  idea  of  Free, 
Sec'lar,  and  Compuls'y  at  all.  Government  takes  on  them 
to  make  it  free,  and  then  ask  us  to  pay.  That  ain't  the 


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correct  card  at  all.  And  we  look  to  you,  sir,  as  our  Member, 
to  protect  us  from  being  put  on  to  like  that  We  do  indeed. 
How  many  of  them  all  about  have  done  the  fencin'  them- 
selves ?  Why  should  we  be  wictimised,  sir — wictimised,  I'd 
like  to  know  ? '  And  the  President  extended  his  arms  in 
expostulation. 

'  Ah,  who's  wictimising  my  friend  Mr.  Blow,'  interposed 
Quiggle,  who  had  come  up  from  the  Red  Parrot  for 
Frankfort,  as  his  prolonged  conversation  with  Hooper  was 
delaying  lunch.  'Who  is  wictimising  my  old  friend  Mr. 
Blow  ?  Not  an  easy  thing  for  any  one  to  do,'  continued  the 
agent,  in  his  blandest  tones.  He  saw  that  something  had 
gone  wrong. 

'  Why,  here's  Mr.  Frankfort  a-takin'  on  that  we  might 
do  the  school  fencin'  ourselves — Glooscap  martyrs  like. 
We  couldn't  swallow  that,  no  ways.  Short  commons  like 
that.' 

'  Ah,  dear  me,  you  don't  say  that  ?  Well,  well,  let  us 
come  and  swallow  the  lunch  at  the  Parrot,  and  we  can  fence 
about  the  fencing  afterwards,  can't  we  ?  '  said  Quiggle, 
looking  cheerfully  at  the  President,  and  smiling  at  the 
attempt  at  a  joke. 

'  No  thank'ee.  I've  to  be  after  these  bullocks  of  Crank's 
I'm  rather  sweet  on.  I'll  be  down  to  the  Deputation  all 
right.  But  don't  lamb  us  down  about  the  fencing,  anyway. 
No  short  commons  on  that  score,  no  ways ' ;  and  away  after 
his  bullocks  the  President  hurried. 

'  David  is  riled  a  bit.  I  can  see  that — David  is  riled,' 
remarked  Quiggle,  with  a  serious  air,  as  he  and  our  politician 
walked  on  to  the  Red  Parrot.  '  David  is  riled,'  he  repeated 
sententiously. 

'  Well,  really,  I  would  be  sorry  to  rile  any  of  my  con- 
stituents ;  but  it  does  seem  to  me  reasonable  that,  after  the 
State  has  spent  all  that  money  on  the  school  building,  the 
parents  should  give  an  afternoon  to  run  up  a  fence  round 
for  the  playground  of  their  own  children.' 

'  But,  my  dear  sir,  isn't  it  the  system  for  the  Govern- 
ment to  do  everything  ?  When  in  Rome  do — you  know 
the  rest.  Fact  is,  David  would  not  even  so  much  mind  the 
afternoon's  work  ;  but  he  feels  a  bit  done  at  being  asked  to 


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fence  when  the  other  places  don't.  That's  what  sticks  in 
David.  "  Mops  and  brooms,  sir,"  says  David — "  mops  and 
brooms."  ' 

'  Whom  have  we  to  see  after  lunch,  Mr.  Quiggle  ?  It's 
hard  work  this  interviewing  all  day,'  said  our  politician, 
willing  to  turn  away  from  the  fencing  question. 

'  Ah,  you  may  say  that,  sir.  Though  I  am  pretty  well 
seasoned,  I  call  it  the  hardest  work  that  the  two-footed 
human  animal  can  be  set  to,'  replied  the  little  agent.  '  Whom 
have  we  to  see  ? '  he  continued.  '  Why,  the  Deputation 
first,  after  lunch,  and  then  M'Glumpy  wants  a  word  with 
you.  He  says  only  one  word  ;  but  there's  often  a  good  deal 
in  his  one  word,  and  behind  his  one  word,  too.  Then  I  should 
not  wonder  if  Jacob  Shumate  would  come  sailing  round  for 
something  or  other.  But  step  in,  sir — step  in  ;  here  we  are, 
and  not  dead  beat  yet — not  dead  beat  by  no  ways.'  And 
the  agent  led  on  upstairs  to  the  private  parlour  of  the  Red 
Parrot,  where  he  and  the  Member  were  to  lunch. 

During  the  meal  Frankfort  inquired  the  particulars 
about  the  Deputation  that  Quiggle  had  referred  to.  Would 
it  keep  them  long  ?  He  was  anxious  to  get  away  and 
return  to  Brassville  in  time  to  meet  Dillon,  who  was  coming 
up  by  the  evening  train,  at  dinner  at  the  Lake  Reservoir. 
The  agent  assured  him  that  the  afternoon's  work  would  be 
short.  As  to  the  Deputation,  Birnie  Farrar,  the  Town  Clerk, 
had  told  him  that  it  was  a  very  simple  matter  that  the 
Mayor  and  Councillors  of  Glooscap  wanted  to  see  their 
Member  about.  The  Mayor's  half-yearly  reception  would 
follow,  but  that  need  not  take  long  ;  only  the  usual  toasts 
would  be  proposed.  They  could  perhaps  slip  away  before 
the  whole  list  had  been  exhausted. 

'  Oh,  it  won't  take  long,'  the  agent  continued  ;  '  and  if  old 
Shumate  turns  up  with  some  fresh  grievance,  why,  you  must 
just  choke  him  off.  It's  easy  to  back  out  some  way.  Easy 
as  falling  off  a  log.' 

'  Then  there's  some  one  else  to  see  me,  is  there  not  ? ' 
inquired  Frankfort. 

'Why,  only  M'Glumpy — yes,  he  must  have  his  one 
word  ;  perhaps  not  much  in  it,  this  time — something  for  his 
son  or  nephew,  or  both.  Promise  him.  Easy  done.  Rimy 


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is  not  half  a  bad  sort ;  Rimigius  M'Glumpy  isn't  half  bad, 
I  say.' 

'  A  leading  local  man,  I  presume  ?  ' 

'  Why,  yes,'  answered  Quiggle.  '  And  he  and  the  clan 
voted  straight  on  the  polling  day.  They  said  so,  and  they 
did  so.  Not  like  Barney  Clegg  there,  at  the  Brown  Jug,  the 
sinner.  The  day  after  the  election  says  Barney  to  me  :  "  I 
give  you  my  Sunday  good  wishes,  Mr.  Quiggle,  for  your 
success  in  putting  in  your  man  ;  I  voted  straight  anyway." 
"  Yes,  Mr.  Clegg,"  says  I,  "  you  did  vote  straight — for  Meeks." 
You  should  have  seen  Barney  when  he  knew  that  I  had 
found  him  out — you  should  indeed.  But  M'Glumpy  is 
straight,  and  we  must  go  straight  for  him,  we  really  must.' 

Here  the  landlord  looked  in  to  say  that  the  Mayor  and 
Council  had  arrived,  and  were  waiting  for  the  Member  in  the 
long  Commercial  Room.  When  they  went  down  they  found 
the  room  crowded  with  the  citizens  of  Glooscap,  with  His 
Worship  the  Mayor  and  the  Borough  Council,  and  especially 
the  Town  Clerk,  at  their  head.  All  seemed  to  be  sensible  of 
the  dignity  of  their  respective  offices,  from  His  Worship 
downwards.  All  appeared  to  be  worthy  and  sturdy 
burgesses,  independent  sons  of  the  soil,  such  as  in  older 
land  and  earlier  times  had  stood  forth  to  claim  the  rights  or 
defend  the  liberties  of  their  borough.  And  they,  too,  were 
vigilant  guardians  of  the  claims  of  their  town  ;  but  their 
demands  were  of  a  different  kind  from  those  that  the 
corporations  of  towns  used  in  the  old  days  to  present  to 
their  sovereign.  It  was  no  question  of  asserting  their  rights 
and  liberties,  or  claiming  exemption  from  some  undue 
demand  of  aid  and  supply  to  the  throne  that  had  brought 
them  together.  It  was,  in  fact,  the  other  way.  It  was  to 
ask  an  aid  and  supply  from  His  Majesty,  which  the  King's 
Government  made  the  same  difficulty  about  granting  that 
their  ancestors  used  to  raise  about  their  aids  and  supplies, 
but  which  they  hoped  to  be  able  to  secure  by  their  own 
persistence  and  the  political  influence  of  their  Representative. 
The  aid  and  supply  was  to  enable  them  to  drain  a  large 
swamp  in  the  district  which  properly  they  should  drain 
themselves. 

The  Mayor  was  not  an  orator,  so  he  only  spoke  a  few 


222  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

plain  words.  They  wanted  the  money  from  the  Govern- 
ment. The  Representative  for  the  district  had  only  to  put 
it  in  the  right  way  to  the  Minister  to  get  it.  He  concluded 
his  brief  remarks  by  saying  that  they  had  all  such  confidence 
in  their  Member  that  they  were  sure  he  would  leave  '  no  stone 
unturned  to  secure  them  their  rights.' 

Our  politician,  who  was  still  somewhat  new  to  the 
business,  could  not  help  asking  how  he  was  to  present  this 
claim  on  the  Government  for  what  was  the  work  of  the 
Corporation  and  to  be  paid  for  by  its  rates,  when  Mr.  Birnie 
Farrar,  the  Town  Clerk,  whose  custom  it  was  to  take  up 
the  running  upon  all  questions  of  importance  and  difficulty, 
interposed,  with  a  deferential  bow  to  His  Worship. 

'  If  I  might  be  allowed  to  add  just  one  word  to  the  full 
and  clear  statement  of  His  Worship.  True  it  is,  as  our 
honourable  Member  would  appear  to  indicate,  that  this  work 
primarily  belongs  to  the  district.  But  what  are  the  facts  ? 
The  swamp  to  be  drained  adjoins  the  main  road,  over  which 
the  traffic  from  the  whole  Province  comes.  The  road 
cannot  be  properly  made  till  the  swamp  is  drained.  The 
Government  have  always,  in  special  cases,  given  assistance  to 
main  roads.  Is  the  whole  cost  of  making  and  maintaining 
this  highway  for  the  Province — is  it,  I  respectfully  ask,  all  to 
fall  on  this  comparatively  poor  district  ?  Surely,  sir,  we  only 
ask  justice  from  the  Government,  and  from  our  Member.' 

But  here  all  attention  was  diverted  from  the  road  question 
by  a  lively  stir  in  the  crowd  at  the  lower  end  of  the  room, 
and  the  vigorous  efforts  of  some  one  to  push  himself  to  the 
front.  Soon  the  spare  figure  and  grievance-laden  countenance 
of  Jacob  Shumate  appeared,  struggling  through  the  closely- 
packed  throng,  and  right  on  even  into  the  civic  circle  itself. 
Having  at  last  made  good  his  footing,  he  bowed  to  the 
Mayor,  and  especially  to  the  Town  Clerk,  half-deferentially 
and  half-sarcastically. 

'  I  heard  just  now,  Mr.  Mayor  and  gentlemen ' — he 
spoke  with  marked  deliberation,  and  his  keen  eyes  glanced 
restlessly  round  from  our  politician  to  the  Deputation — '  a 
demand  for  justice.  I  am  here  as  a  burgess  of  the  town  of 
Glooscap  to  demand  justice  too.' 

1  Quite  right,  Mr.  Shumate,'  interposed  the  Town  Clerk  ; 


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'  if  there  is  any  point  we  have  missed  like  in  putting  the  case 
in  our  demand  for  justice  for  this  Council ' 

'  Excuse  me,  Mr.  Town  Clerk,  the  justice  I  demand  is 
not  on  behalf  of  the  Council.  It  is  against  the  Council  :  on 
behalf  of  the  plundered  citizens  of  Glooscap.' 

'  Why,  what  are  you  on  to  now,  Mr.  Shumate  ?  What's 
gone  wrong  this  time  ?  What  are  you,  or  any  of  the 
citizens,  ill-convenienced  about  this  town  ?  Ain't  we  doing 
all  we  know,  straight  running  for  the  borough  ? '  Thus  the 
Mayor  spoke,  at  unusual  length  for  him,  stirred  as  he  was  in 
his  civic  soul  by  the  impeachment  of  the  shoemaker. 

'  Only  this,  Mr.  Mayor,  if  you  will  be  pleased  to  permit 
me ' — and  Shumate  bowed  his  half-deferential  bow,  as  before 
— '  only  this,  Mr.  Mayor  :  I  desire  to  bring  before  our  worthy 
Representative  here  the  proposed  malversation  of  the  funds 
of  this  borough  by  this  Corporation.' 

He  spoke  with  great  deliberation,  and  the  '  worthy,'  as 
applied  to  the  Representative,  was  so  prolonged  in  pronuncia- 
tion that  a  critical  observer  might  have  taken  the  word  to 
convey  the  contrary  of  its  ordinary  meaning.  At  his  words 
the  burgesses  assembled  were  roused  up  at  once  by  varying 
emotions,  and  testified  to  their  excitement  by  exclamations 
of  a  conflicting  description  ;  some  evidently  regarding  the 
speaker  as  Glooscapian  Joe  Hume,  or  even  John  Wilkes, 
defying  the  authorities,  while  others  frowned  upon  him,  as 
openly  flouting  all  civic  dignity,  not  to  say  social  respect- 
ability. A  residuum,  and  not  an  inconsiderable  residuum, 
cared  nothing  about  either  the  civic  economy  or  the  civic 
dignity  just  then,  and  only  shook  themselves  up  to  enjoy 
the  fun. 

'  Oh,  come,  come,  Citizen  Shumate,'  promptly  interposed 
the  Town  Clerk,  who  felt  that  this  was  a  matter  that  called 
imperatively  for  his  personal  handling  — '  come,  come, 
Citizen  Shumate,  this  won't  do,  you  know.  Words  like 
these  ain't  to  be  used  with  impunity  in  the  presence  of  His 
Worship,  and  of  Parliamentary  authority,  and  the  burgesses 
assembled.  I  am  answerable  for  the  accounts,  and  I  call 
upon  you  here,  in  the  presence  of  this  great  representative 
gathering,  to  make  good  your  words,  or  to  take  the  con- 
sequences of  legal,  obnoxious  defamation  '  ;  and  Mr.  Birnie 


224  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Farrar  looked  round  confidently  to  his  supporters.  He  was 
a  popular  man  in  his  own  line,  and  not  a  few  citizens  were 
personally  indebted  to  him  in  regard  to  rates  and  other 
matters.  So  his  men  supported  him  with  their  vigorous 
plaudits,  while  the  followers  of  the  shoemaker  kept  encouraging 
him  by  exhortations  '  To  wire  in,'  '  To  go  straight  from  the 
shoulder,'  '  To  knock  the  wind  out  of  them,  and  not  to  mind 
the  dander,'  '  To  face  the  music,  and  keep  up  the  ball,'  and 
other  inspiring  and  appropriate  exclamations. 

Jacob  was  in  his  glory.  It  was  one  of  the  few  moments 
in  his  soured  life  in  which  he  really  enjoyed  himself.  The 
reproaches  and  demonstrations  of  feeling  levelled  against 
him  he  relished  quite  as  much  as  the  approbation  of  his 
own  party.  He  had  persuaded  himself  that  he  had  a 
grievance.  Power  and  smug  respectability  were  combined  to 
deny  the  right.  The  greater  the  anger  and  excitement 
against  him,  the  more  important  he  felt  himself,  and  this 
exaltation,  temporary  though  it  was,  was  some  relief  from 
the  dull  routine  of  making  shoes,  and  not  making  them  very 
well  or  selling  them  very  successfully.  So  there  was  some 
vigour  and  style  in  his  manner  as,  glancing  round  at  Birnie 
Farrar,  he  responded  to  that  gentleman's  appeal. 

'  With  all  respect  to  you,  Mr.  Town  Clerk,  may  I  be 
allowed  to  say  that  I  am  not  at  present  alluding  to  your 
accounts.  I  am  talking  of  the  malversation  of  the  burgesses' 
money  by  the  Corporation  of  Glooscap  voting  £i  a  week 
pension  to  the  retiring  Town  Surveyor,  Sandy  M'Givern.' 

Hereupon  a  great  tumult  arose  in  the  crowd,  and  that 
many -headed  and  many-tongued  fraternity,  the  People, 
was  agitated  by  conflicting  emotions.  The  prevailing  feel- 
ing was,  undoubtedly,  one  of  sympathy  with  the  object  of 
the  shoemaker  to  discredit  the  pension,  and,  if  possible,  have 
it  disallowed.  Yet  the  objector  was  not  a  very  popular 
man.  He  was  known  as  an  unsuccessful  man  among  his 
neighbours,  and  as  an  unsocial  one  too,  who  was  always 
going  upon  ideas  and  methods  of  his  own  which  were  out  of 
touch  with  those  of  the  common  man.  The  dislike  to 
see  any  other  person  get  a  pension  was  thus  the  mainstay 
of  his  backing  by  the  public.  And,  on  the  other  hand,  all 
the  more  substantial  people,  the  '  respectable '  part  of  the 


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community,  had  no  feeling  against  the  aged  M'Givern  get- 
ting his  £>i  a.  week,  and  gave  their  moral  weight  in  support 
of  the  Council. 

When  the  first  effervescence  of  the  excitement  had 
subsided,  and  the  crowd  of  citizens  no  longer  swayed  to  and 
fro  like  the  standing  corn  on  the  farms  that  surround 
Glooscap  when  blown  upon  by  varying  breezes,  Birnie  Farrar 
stood  forth  before  the  whole  assemblage  to  vindicate  the 
Council  and  to  rebuke  the  man  who  did  not  hesitate  to  bring 
injurious  charges  against  the  authorities. 

'  I  am  positively  astonished,  Mr.  Mayor  and  our  Honour- 
able Member ! '  he  exclaimed,  '  that  one  solitary  burgess  of 
Glooscap  could  be  found  to  raise  an  objection  to  the 
allowance  to  that  venerable  servant  of  this  borough,  Mr. 
Sandy  M'Givern,  who  has  done  the  work  of  the  citizens  for 
the  past  thirty  years.  Who  laid  out  the  wide  streets  of 
this  town  ?  Who  marked  off  the  recreation  ground  ?  Who 
designed  the  bridge  ?  Who  would  have  dammed  the  Creek 
if  Government  red  tape  had  not  stopped  him  ?  And  now,  at 
threescore  and  ten,  is  he  not  to  be  looked  after  as  well  as 
one  of  the  cows  upon  his  own  common.  I  own,  Mr.  Mayor,' 
he  wound  up,  '  that  did  I  not  know  Jacob  Shumate  of  old, 
that  his  bark  is  worse  than  his  bite,  I  should  blush  for  any 
citizen  of  Glooscap  going  to  raise  such  a  point  against  a 
man  who  was  working  for  this  town  before  it  was  here  at 
all,  surveying  right  up  the  Glooscap  Creek.' 

'  Excuse  me,  gentlemen,'  calmly  responded  the  shoe- 
maker, his  eyes  twinkling  this  time  with  satisfaction  ;  '  if  the 
worthy  Town  Clerk,  instead  of  doing  the  blushing  for  me, 
would  condescend  to  explain  what  are  the  services  that  Mr. 
M'Givern  rendered  to  this  town  before  it  was  here,  for  which 
we  are  now  to  donate  him  money  out  of  our  hard-earned 
wages,  I  will  be  more  indebted  to  him  than  I  am  to 
Mr.  Sandy  M'Givern.  Why,  may  I  inquire  of  Mr.  Town 
Clerk,  could  not  his  late  colleague,  the  Surveyor,  save  a  little 
out  of  his  handsome  salary  for  his  threescore  and  ten,  like 
the  rest  of  us  ?  I  only  hope  that  Mr.  Town  Clerk  will  do 
so  himself;  else  we  all  shall  have  in  due  time  to  pension 
him  too.' 

Here  the  plebs  of  Glooscap  began  to  applaud  vigorously, 

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226  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

and  to  encourage  Shumate  by  a  number  of  cries  and  exhorta- 
tions which  all  had  reference  to  the  various  incidents  in  a 
pugilistic  encounter.  When  quiet  was  a  little  restored,  the 
Mayor,  who  was  rather  disconcerted  by  the  warmth  of  the 
reception  given  to  Shumate's  remarks,  and  hoped,  by  a 
display  of  mayoral  deference  to  him,  to  conciliate  the 
popular  tribune,  turned  to  Shumate,  and  extending  his  hands 
in  a  deprecating  manner,  remarked  :  '  Arter  all,  Mr.  Shumate, 
a  note  a  week  ain't  much.' 

'  His  Worship  the  Mayor,  from  his  position  of  affluence, 
may  not  regard  one  pound  sterling  a  week,  to  which  I  under- 
stand he  refers,  as  much  ;  but  I  would  respectfully  like  to 
ask  His  Worship  how  many  of  the  bog  holes  in  the  main  road 
to  Brassville  from  this  borough  would  one  pound  a  week  fill 
up  ?  The  farmers  for  miles  around/  exclaimed  the  shoe- 
maker, directing  his  sharp  glance  right  down  the  room — '  the 
farmers  daily  have  their  drays  bogged  in  the  ruts  along  the 
road  going  to  market,  in  order  that  Mr.  Sandy  M'Givern, 
having  drawn  a  good  salary  for  the  past  thirty  years,  may 
now  draw  a  good  pension  for  the  next  twenty  years ! ' 

Here  the  applause  became  louder  than  ever,  as  several 
farmers  present  recalled  their  own  unpleasant  experiences  in 
getting  bogged  on  that  particular  road.  Two  of  them  had, 
in  fact,  suffered  that  very  mishap  that  morning  in  coming  in, 
and  they  were  all  impressed  by  finding  their  own  personal 
troubles  thus  connected  with  the  largess  to  Sandy  M'Givern. 
Shumate  had,  without  having  read  any  books  of  rhetoric, 
quite  naturally  hit  upon  a  very  effective  argumentum  ad 
hominem.  Turning  round  upon  our  politician,  he  remarked, 
in  the  quiet,  deprecating  tone  that  he  loved  to  especially 
assume,  amid  all  the  excitement,  '  I  only  desire  to  ask 
protection  for  the  burgesses  from  the  honourable  gentleman 
who  represents  us  in  Parliament.'  He  laid  considerable 
stress  on  the  '  honourable.' 

Our  politician  was  not  a  little  perplexed  by  the  question 
thus  presented  to  his  notice.  The  facts  were  new  to  him, 
and  though  Quiggle  had  early  in  the  episode  whispered  to 
him  to  'keep  her  free — keep  her  free,'  this  advice  laboured 
under  the  defect  that  so  often  mars  the  value  of  advice, 
namely,  the  difficulty  of  its  practical  application.  How  was 


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he  to  keep  her  free  and  easy  before  the  wind  in  this  local 
squall  which  had  blown  up  so  suddenly?  His  chief 
difficulty  was  to  think  how  he,  as  their  Representative  in 
Parliament,  was  concerned  in  this  municipal  dispute.  Mr. 
Shumate  had  for  days  before  thumbed  over  and  over  the 
soiled  pages  of  a  tattered  copy  of  the  Provincial  Municipal 
Institutions  Act,  and  with  a  keen,  though  small,  ingenuity 
framed  for  himself  an  interpretation  of  certain  sections  that 
he  considered  supported  his  view  of  the  question.  He  was 
quite  pleased,  therefore,  when  Frankfort  inquired — • 

'  But,  Mr.  Shumate,  how  can  I  control  the  Borough 
Council,  in  any  view  we  may  take  of  the  matter?' 

Producing  his  worn,  soiled  copy  of  the  Act,  which  opened 
naturally  at  the  page  that  had  so  often  lately  been  turned 
to,  the  shoemaker  held  it  up  to  our  politician,  pointing  to 
Sections  133  to  136  with  his  long,  lean  ringer,  and  reading 
the  marginal  note  of  the  first  section. 

'  I  think  I  can  relieve  the  difficulty  felt  by  our  Honour- 
able Member,  by  simply  referring  him  to  those  portions  of 
the  Act  which  give  power  to  the  Minister,  in  certain  cases 
of  misappropriation  of  the  borough  funds,  to  interpose.  This 
case,'  he  added  in  a  sort  of  resigned  tone,  looking  round 
upon  his  supporters — '  this  case  is  a  clear  one.' 

The  paternal  control  of  the  Government  was  the  remedy 
that  first  and  naturally  presented  itself  to  the  mind  of 
Burgess  Shumate. 

1  There,  sir,'  he  continued,  indignantly  pointing  to  the 
crumpled  clauses — '  there,  sir  ;  we,  the  citizens,  only  ask  you, 
our  Representative,  to  interview  the  Honourable  the  Minister, 
and  call  upon  him  to  save  the  municipality  of  Glooscap  from 
organised  and  premeditated  plunder.  Sir,  we  are  sheep  at 
sea,  without  a  shepherd,  clutching  at  the  fur  robes  of  His 
Worship  to  save  ourselves,  or  even  at  the  coat  tails  of  the 
Town  Clerk ' — -here  he  scornfully  eyed  the  rusty  suit  of 
Birnie  Farrar — '  and  clutching,  I  regret  to  say,  in  vain.' 

Loud  cheers,  as  the  shoemaker  afterwards  remarked, 
'  calling  aloud  from  the  public  conscience,'  greeted  this  vigor- 
ous sentiment  and  mixed  metaphor  ;  while  the  aristocracy 
present  made  what  counter-demonstrations  they  could.  Our 
politician  concluded  that  the  safest  way  to  proceed  would  be 


228  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  get  Mr.  Shumate  to  reduce  his  views  to  writing  ;  and  he 
was  confirmed  in  this  by  Quiggle,  who,  passing  close  behind 
him,  as  if  going  to  the  other  side  of  the  room,  whispered,  as 
he  went  by,  '  Keep  her  free.  Let  Jacob  scribble  it.'  So  he 
requested  Mr.  Shumate  to  put,  in  the  form  of  a  letter  to  the 
Minister,  his  view  of  the  Act,  as  it  applied  to  M'Givern's 
case,  promising  to  consider  it  himself,  and,  if  he  saw  reason- 
able cause,  to  submit  it  to  the  Minister.  The  idea  of 
drawing  up  a  State  paper  that  the  Cabinet  Minister  was  to 
study  and  ponder  over  quite  satisfied  Mr.  Shumate  for  the 
present,  and  indeed  gave  him  interesting  occupation  every 
evening  for  the  next  week. 

Seeing  a  lull  brought  about  in  the  conflict,  the  Town 
Clerk  dexterously  announced  that,  as  the  business  was  now 
concluded,  His  Worship  would  meet  the  civic  guests  in  the 
dining-room  for  the  usual  half-yearly  reception.  Thither, 
then,  the  citizens  repaired,  including  Shumate  himself,  whom 
both  the  Town  Clerk  and  Quiggle  allured  on  to  the  festivi- 
ties, more,  it  must  be  confessed,  from  prudential  reasons 
than  from  feelings  of  regard  for  the  shoemaker.  A  trouble- 
some, dangerous  sort  of  man  is  always  sure  of  having  a 
great  deal  of  attention  paid  to  him.  Even  the  Mayor  and 
the  surrounding  magnates  unbent  and  welcomed  Shumate 
with  fair  words,  addressing  him  by  his  Christian  name  in  a 
free-and-easy,  hail-fellow-well-met  sort  of  way,  while  he 
went  about,  with  a  somewhat  mollified  aspect,  quite  enjoy- 
ing his  importance.  As  a  quiet,  honest  shoemaker,  people 
would  scarcely  have  noticed  him.  They  were  deferential  to 
him  as  Shumate,  the  agitator.  He  was  well  aware  of  this, 
and  was  more  pleased  to  be  feared  than  he  would  have  been 
to  be  loved. 

It  is  surprising  how  many  sorts  of  toasts  and  sentiments 
can  be  improvised  at  festive  gatherings  as  an  excuse  for  the 
glass.  But  the  feature  of  the  long  and  varied  list  upon  this 
occasion  was  that  Jacob  Shumate  himself  was  got  to  propose 
one  of  them.  It  was  even  thus.  When  it  was  seen  that  the 
accusing  burgess  was  gradually  softening  under  the  influence 
of  the  generous  wine  that  makes  glad  the  heart  of  man, 
Quiggle  suggested  to  the  Town  Clerk,  who  prompted  the 
Mayor,  to  call  upon  Shumate  for  a  toast.  He  was  a  little 


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disconcerted,  but  his  bitter  feelings  had  been  somewhat 
mollified  by  the  influences  of  the  genial  hour,  and,  besides 
that,  he  could  not  resist  the  pleasure  of  making  another 
speech.  Still,  he  was  keen  enough  to  know  that  he  must  not 
barter  away  for  any  mess  of  pottage  his  grievance  against 
the  Mayor  and  Corporation  of  Glooscap  ;  so  he  gave  in 
an  emphatic  speech,  '  Kindred  Institutions ' ;  and,  amid  all 
his  wine -warmed  fervour,  he  avoided  saying  a  word  in 
depreciation  or  withdrawal  of  his  recent  accusation  of  the 
borough  authorities.  To  be  sure,  the  next  day,  when  the 
fervour  of  the  feast  was  over,  he  had  some  prickings  of 
conscience — and  Jacob  Shumate  had  a  conscience — as  to 
whether  it  was  quite  consistent  of  him,  politically,  to  join  in  the 
festivities  of  a  Corporation  that  he  had  just  been  accusing  of 
malversation.  But  he  quieted  these  by  the  reflection  that  it 
was  the  duty  of  every  citizen  to  take  part  in  all  civic  demon- 
strations, and  particularly  by  remembering  that  he  had  been 
careful  to  choose  such  a  non-committal  subject  for  his  toast. 
He  then  applied  himself  with  renewed  vigour  to  preparing 
his  indictment  of  the  Borough  Council,  for  the  consideration 
of  the  Minister.  If  any  reader  should  still  feel  doubts  about 
the  validity  of  the  shoemaker's  vindication  from  the  charge 
of  inconsistency,  he  may  at  least  be  assured  of  this,  that  it  is 
quite  as  good  an  explanation  as  many  greater  men  than 
Jacob  Shumate  are  able  to  give  of  certain  passages  in  their 
political  careers. 

The  inventive  powers  of  this  Glooscapian  gathering  in 
the  devising  of  toasts  were  now  getting  exhausted,  and  our 
politician  was  anxiously  looking  for  a  good  opportunity  for 
leaving,  so  that  he  could  return  to  Brassville  in  time  to  dine 
with  Myles  Dillon,  when  from  the  end  of  the  room  were  heard 
the  rich  Milesian  tones  of  Rimigius  M'Glumpy,  demanding 
leave  from  His  Worship  to  propose  one  more  sentiment. 

'  Certainly,  Mr.  M'Glumpy,'  the  Town  Clerk  called  out, 
taking  on  himself  to  speak  on  behalf  of  his  chief — '  certainly. 
What  is  it  ? '  He  was  half  afraid,  in  truth,  of  Shumate 
opening  out  in  some  new  line,  and  was  not  sorry  to  see  a 
diversion  created  by  the  jovial  M'Glumpy. 

'  I  only  desire,'  said  that  citizen,  pushing  up  towards  the 
front  of  the  gathering — '  I  only  desire,  and  I  have  it  in  my 


230  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

heart  to  propose,  just  this  one  congenial  sentiment :  "  To  the 
health,  long  life,  and  happiness  of  the  future  Mrs.  Frankfort, 
and  all  the  little  Frankies,  and  plenty  of  them  too,  by  all 
that's  propitious  to  the  destinies  of  the  town  of  Glooscap  ! " 

Much  kind  feeling  and  some  enthusiasm  was  evoked  by 
this  tender  toast.  Reference  to  and  sentiments  concerning 
marriage  and  the  other  sex  have  ever  excited  interest  in  any 
assemblage  of  men,  and  no  doubt  will  continue  to  do  so  as 
long  as  man  endures,  or  at  least  until  woman's  rights  are 
established.  When  our  politician  had  replied,  as  well  as  he 
could,  to  the  good  wishes  of '  his  friend,  Mr.  M'Glumpy,'  for 
the  interesting  unknown,  Quiggle  whispered  in  his  ear  that 
the  least  he  could  do  now  was  to  grant  '  his  friend '  the 
interview  of  which  he  was  desirous.  So,  taking  a  cordial 
farewell  of  the  Mayor,  Councillors,  and  constituents,  which 
farewell  included  a  rather  formal  bow  from  Shumate,  our 
politician,  M'Glumpy,  and  Quiggle  were  soon  walking  to- 
gether down  the  broad  road  which  constituted  the  main 
street  of  the  village. 

'  It  was  very  good  of  you,  Mr.  M'Glumpy,  to  think  of  my 
future  wife — if  there  is  to  be  one — not  to  say  the  children. 
It's  more  than  I  have  ever  done  myself,'  observed  Frankfort. 

'  What  ?  You  don't  say  the  word,  do  ye  ?  An'  all  the 
time  I've  been  supposing  that  you  were  only  delaying  like 
till  you  got  into  Parliament  to  go  straight  in  and  win  the 
other  too.  It  would  be  so  complate  now,'  he  remarked, 
turning  round  to  his  Member  confidentially  :  'M.H.R.,  married, 
children,  fine  home,  rest  like  from  Parliament.  Well,  and  a 
man  ain't  complate  without  it.  Them  is  the  very  words  that 
the  Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn,  at  The  Blocks  there,  says  to 
our  Jerry  when  he  got  his  bit  of  land.  "  Jerry,"  says  he — 
Mr.  Lamborn  often  has  a  bit  of  a  joke  handy  somewhere 
about  him — "  Jerry,"  says  he,  "  what's  a  farm  without  the  live 
stock  ?  "  "  The  live  stock,  Mr.  Lamborn  ?  "  asks  Jerry,  quite 
simple.  "  Yes  ;  the  best  of  live  stock — a  good  wife,"  says  he. 
And,  sure  enough,  Jerry  took  heed  on  him  ;  and  isn't  Maggie 
Heffernan,  the  best  girl  in  the  country,  mistress  there  now  ? ' 

'  Ah  well,  happy  Jerry  !  I  am  sorry  I  have  no  such 
bright  vision  before  me,'  remarked  our  politician. 

'  Well,  well,  Rimy,  let  us  come  on   now  from  love  to 


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business,  for  our  Member  has  to  be  off  directly  ! '  exclaimed 
the  little  agent,  who  was  quite  aware  that  this  tender  proem 
on  the  marriage  question  was  only  Mr.  M'Glumpy's  polite  way 
of  leading  on  to  the  more  serious  objects  of  the  interview. 

4  Business  ?  What  business,  Mr.  Quiggle  ?  '  exclaimed 
the  other. 

'  Why,  you  know,  Rimy,  what  you  wanted  to  see  us 
about/  The  agent  always  identified  himself  and  principal 
in  this  way.  '  Spit  it  out,  old  man — spit  it  out,'  said  Quiggle, 
in  a  tone  of  cheerful  exhortation. 

'  That  ?  Oh,  that's  nothing.  I  needn't  have  stopped  ye 
at  all  about  that.  I've  no  call  to  trespass  upon  the  Member 
for  myself.  It's  me  sister-in-law  at  the  Post  Office  that 
wanted  to  have  a  word  with  him.  And  here  we  are,  to  be 
sure,  if  you  wouldn't  mind  stepping  in  a  minute.' 

They  were  at  the  Glooscap  Post  Office,  as  Mr.  M'Glumpy 
had  remarked  ;  but  the  building  was  not  wholly  devoted  to 
His  Majesty's  service.  Over  the  door  of  the  little  shop  was 
the  name,  '  Mary  Garvin,'  in  large  letters.  On  the  right- 
hand  front  window  were  two  large  E.R.'s,  and  above  was 
the  inscription,  '  Glooscap  Post  Office,  Mary  Garvin,  Post- 
mistress '  ;  while  on  the  left  was  a  window-front  such  as  is 
often  seen  in  an  Irish  village.  For  Mary  Garvin,  in  changing 
her  country,  brought  with  her  unchanged  her  native  character 
and  tastes.  In  this  window  were  displayed  specimens  of  the 
varied  wares  sold  within.  Bits  of  ladies'  millinery,  set  off  by 
sundry  faded  plates  from  fashionable  society  journals  ;  a 
small  collection  of  children's  toys,  whose  dusty  and  faded 
appearance  indicated  a  venerable  age  quite  in  contrast  with 
their  juvenile  purpose  ;  a  few  dingy  packets  of  hard-looking 
note-paper,  and  very  sharp,  steely-looking  steel  pens,  on  which 
dingy  paper,  however,  another  Iliad  or  Paradise  Lost  could 
have  been  inscribed,  if  only  the  right  person  got  hold 
of  the  steely  pens  ;  the  usual  and  inevitable  dirty  glass  jar, 
half-full  of  cloudy -looking  sugar-candy,  often  gazed  upon 
from  the  street  by  the  children,  who  enjoyed  even  a  good 
look  at  the  sweets,  and  sundry  stale  cakes,  fringed  with 
packets  of  tape  and  papers  of  pins  —  these,  with  some 
odds  and  ends  of  fancy  articles,  occupied  one  portion  of 
the  window.  Adjoining  these,  but  collected  together  by 


232  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

themselves,  was  a  selection  of  things  chiefly  ecclesiastical, 
and  belonging  to  the  ancient  Latin  branch  of  the  Christian 
Church,  consisting  of  sundry  rosaries  (and  beads)  and 
clerical  books,  together  with  highly -coloured  portraits  of 
various  saints  (Saint  Patrick  himself  occupying  the  place  of 
honour),  and  of  several  venerated  living  prelates,  including 
one  that  displayed,  as  well  as  a  rough  picture  could,  the  noble 
profile  and  benevolent  countenance  of  Leo  the  Thirteenth. 
Close  to  this  clerical  division  was  a  secular,  or  rather  a 
political,  department,  the  chief  interest  of  which  appeared 
to  centre  in  the  episode  of  Robert  Emmet  being  con- 
demned to  death  in  the  law  courts  for  fighting  for  Ireland. 
A  few  very  green  books,  containing  selections  from  the 
songs  of  Ireland,  a  worn  copy  of  the  second  volume  of 
O'Connell's  speeches,  a  couple  of  small,  bright  little  volumes 
of  Tom  Moore's  national  poems,  a  few  much-bethumbed 
threepenny  editions  of  Napoleon's  Book  of  Fate,  and  sundry 
almanacs  of  the  last  year,  composed  the  bulk  of  the  literature 
on  view  in  the  window.  Dotted  on  the  border,  round  the 
whole  of  the  wares,  and  in  some  cases  hanging  down  by 
long  strings  from  the  top,  were  some  aged  specimens  of  fruit, 
including  one  pineapple  in  the  centre  that  had  once  been 
good-looking,  but  which  had  swung  there  for  weeks,  like  a 
too  fastidious  ballroom  beauty,  admired  by  all,  but  not 
claimed  by  any. 

It  appeared  further,  from  a  notice  that  was  written  on  a 
large  square  piece  of  cardboard,  and  placed  on  the  top  of 
some  oranges  in  this  window,  that  the  Postmistress  under- 
took homely,  but  very  useful,  services  for  certain  of  the 
King's  female  subjects,  as  well  as  official  ones  for  His 
Majesty  himself.  For  on  the  card  was  the  writing :  '  Mrs. 
Garvin,  Monthly  Nurse,  Certificated.  Apply  early.'  And 
that  she  was  highly  successful  in  her  ministrations  was 
undoubted,  though,  in  fact,  the  '  certificated '  did  not  refer 
to  any  professional  document  accrediting  her,  but  to  the 
laudatory  letters  that  she  had  received  from  time  to  time 
from  patients  who  certified  to  her  skill  and  care.  Quiggle, 
indeed,  when  he  had  mentioned  her  casually  to  Frankfort 
early  in  the  day,  had  jocosely  remarked  that  she  took  much 
the  same  care  of  both  His  Majesty's  mails  and  females  in 


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and  about  Glooscap.  He  now,  as  they  were  going  in, 
whispered  to  him  that  Mrs.  Garvin,  and  M'Glumpy  too,  had 
belonged  to  the  Meeks  lot  ;  that  Meeks  had  got  her  the  billet  ; 
that  she  was  still  rather  sweet  on  Meeks,  but  that  M'Glumpy 
and  clan  had,  as  he  had  stated  before,  voted  straight.  So 
he  was  to  keep  her  free,  let  her  go,  and  so  on. 

'  Ah,  Mrs.  Garvin,  there  you  are,  to  be  sure.  Hope  I  see 
you  well  and  flourishing,  too, — King's  letters  and  King's 
babies  coming  in  freely,  and  being  attended  to  with  your 
usual  intelligence  and  skill,  Mrs.  Garvin.  Here's  the  new 
Member.  Off  with  the  old  love,  on  with  the  new :  all's 
fair,  you  know,  in  love  and  politics.  He  is  the  man  to 
take  your  fancy ;  he  is  come  to  do  whatever  you  want. 
Just  name  the  word  :  the  thing  is  done.  Indeed  it  is,'  con- 
tinued the  agent  gaily,  seating  himself  easily  on  the  counter  ; 
while  our  politician,  having  shaken  hands  with  his  fair  con- 
stituent, was  pointed  to  the  only  chair  in  the  shop  by  a 
wave  of  her  hand.  A  good-natured,  easy-going-looking  Irish- 
woman of  middle  age  was  Mary  Garvin,  redeemed  from  a 
natural  tendency  to  slatternliness  by  the  obligations  of  the 
dual  positions  which  she  held  in  serving  the  King  at  all 
times  and  being  liable  to  be  called  out  by  her  female  neigh- 
bours at  any  time. 

'  And  it's  pleased  I  am  to  see  you,  Mr.  Frankfort,  and  to 
become  acquainted  with  you — being  under  Guv'ment  meself ; 
though  it's  little  I  need  any  one's  fair  word  for  me :  doin' 
the  work  as  I  do,  I  needs  no  favour.' 

'  That's  quite  right,  Mrs.  Garvin — that's  the  right  way  to 
talk,  Mrs.  Garvin  :  do  your  duty,  and  you  have  to  beg  no 
one's  favour  or  good  word  on  your  behalf ! '  cordially  exclaimed 
our  politician. 

Ouiggle,  who  was  getting  uneasy  about  their  time,  and 
who  knew  well  that  they  had  not  yet  got  to  the  real  point 
of  the  interview,  here  struck  in  again. 

'  Right  you  are,  Postmistress  !  But  what  is  this  little 
matter  that  you  wanted  to  see  us  about  ?  We  have  to  be  off 
to  the  city  directly.' 

'  Oh,  I've  nothing  on  me  mind  to  speak  about.  Just  I 
wanted  to  see  the  new  Member  and  make  up  my  respects  to 
him,  and  hoping  he'll  last  as  long  as  old  Meeks,  anyhow.' 


234  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'Certainly,  Postmistress;  but  this  here — you  know, 
that  your  brother-in-law,  Rimy,  told  us  of — something  that 
you '  remarked  Quiggle. 

'About  the  boy,  ye  know,  Mary/  interposed  Mr. 
M'Glumpy,  who,  after  all,  seemed  to  know  something 
about  the  real  business  of  the  interview. 

'  The  boy  is  it  ye  mean  ?'  responded  the  Postmistress.  'Oh, 
that's  nothing,  it  is.  It's  Terry  you're  thinking  of,  is  it  ?  Here, 
Terry,  come  forward  and  show  yourself  to  the  gentleman.' 

And  Terence  M'Glumpy,  or  Terry  for  short,  who  during 
the  conversation  was  waiting  at  the  end  of  the  shop,  ready 
to  be  called,  stood  forth  to  view.  He  was  a  large-framed, 
red-haired  Irish  boy  of  about  twenty,  uncouth  and  unkempt 
in  appearance,  but  with  a  cheerful,  good-tempered  look  about 
him.  He  was  a  son  of  one  of  M'Glumpy's  brothers  who  had 
still  remained  in  the  old  land,  and  he  had  been  brought  up 
in  one  of  the  wildest  parts  of  Connaught,  where  the  school- 
master had  only  lately  come  effectively.  Having  been  a 
weakly  boy  in  his  native  land,  his  education  had  been 
neglected  ;  but  he  seemed  to  be  intelligent,  and  in  the  genial 
climate  of  Excelsior  he  was  getting  quite  strong.  His 
father  had  sent  him  out  to  the  uncle's  care,  to  seek  his  fortune. 
The  uncle  naturally  turned  to  the  Government  to  provide  for 
him,  and  thought  that  the  Glooscap  Post  Office  offered  a  fair 
opening,  especially  as  it  was  presided  over  by  the  aunt. 

'  Ah,  dear  me,  a  fine  young  countryman  of  yours,  Post- 
mistress— quite  a  credit  to  the  family  ;  and  what  can  we  do 
for  Terry  now  ? '  inquired  the  agent  in  his  blandest  tones. 
He  felt  that  it  would  be  good  business  to  conciliate  the 
whole  M'Glumpy  connection  by  some  small  personal  service 
done  for  them. 

'  Do  for  him  ? '  inquired  the  Postmistress,  as  if  surprised 
by  the  inquiry.  '  Oh,  there's  nothing  to  do  for  him  that  I 
know  of.  For  certain,  he  wants  a  start  somehow,  to  be  sure 
— some  bit  of  a  sort  of  a  billet.  And,  now  that  I  mind  it, 
the  office  here  wants  a  boy  of  some  sort  to  deliver  them 
letters  down  the  town.  As  Postmistress  here  now,  I  don't 
hold  by  the  neighbours  all  about  the  place  having  to  come 
up  here,  wet  or  fine,  to  get  hold  of  their  letters.  I'd  like  to 
see  them  properly  delivered.' 


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'  Well,  that  now  ain't  a  big  thing,  anyway,'  chimed  in 
M'Glumpy.  '  Before  ye  explained  to  me,  when  ye  first 
spoke  to  me,  I  was  thinking,  Mary,  that  it  was  an  increase 
to  your  salary,  or  a  rise  in  the  Service,  ye  might  be  after, 
that  ye  wanted  to  see  the  Member  about.  This  ain't 
much,  anyhow.  Fifteen  bob  a  week  would  fix  it  up,'  turn- 
ing round  to  our  politician  with  an  easy,  triumphant  wave 
of  his  hand. 

Quiggle  was  pleased  to  find  that  it  was  such  a  small 
matter,  and  so  was  our  politician,  though  he  could  not  help 
thinking  that  the  big  boy  who  stood  before  him  would  find 
more  useful  work  in  following  the  plough  or  grappling  with 
the  trees  of  the  forest.  He  felt  that  it  would  not  do  to  raise 
small  difficulties  with  his  constituents,  so  he  promised  to 
support  Mrs.  Garvin's  application  for  a  junior  letter-carrier, 
and  to  recommend  her  nephew  for  the  place.  The  elder 
M'Glumpy  soon  produced  the  formal  application,  which,  it 
seemed,  had  been  already  filled  in  by  him  (he,  indeed,  being 
quite  an  expert  in  preparing  such  documents),  and,  in  fact, 
it  only  wanted  the  signature  of  the  Member  for  the  district, 
certifying  to  the  fitness  of  the  applicant,  and  formally  recom- 
mending him.  As  it  so  happened,  this  was  the  first  time 
that  our  politician  had  given  his  patronage,  in  due  formal 
document,  as  a  Member  of  Parliament  ;  and  as  he  signed 
'  E.  F.  Frankfort'  at  the  foot  of  the  paper,  he  could  not  but 
be  conscious  of  some  sense  of  importance  owing  to  the  new 
power  that  he  was  thus  exercising,  joined  to  a  feeling  of 
responsibility  for  its  proper  use. 

'  Now  then,  Terry,  jump  on  the  pony  and  make  off  to 
the  Hospital  at  Brassville,  as  if  the  devil  himself  was  behind 
ye,  and  be  sure  ye  catch  Surgeon  Dillon,  so  as  to  get  the 
medical  examination  and  the  doctor's  certificate  all  right  ; 
and  then,  me  boy,  ye  may  salute  yourself  as  letter-carrier 
to  the  King's  Post  Office  at  Glooscap.  Don't  miss  the 
Surgeon.  He's  off  by  the  first  train  in  the  morning.' 

And  Terry,  thus  exhorted,  was  soon  tearing  away  on  the 
pony  along  the  main  road  to  Brassville,  to  submit  himself  to 
the  necessary  medical  examination  by  Myles  Dillon. 

'Well,  now,  that's  all  right,  M'Glumpy,'  remarked 
Quiggle  ;  '  and  as  time's  short  with  us,  we  will  take  our  leave 


236  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

of  the  Postmistress  here  and  follow  the  letter-carrier  to 
the  city.' 

4  Yes,  we  will  be  off  now,  Mr.  M'Glumpy.  I  am  glad  to 
have  been  able  to  do  you  and  Mrs.  Garvin  here  any  service,' 
said  our  politician  ;  and  as  M'Glumpy  seemed  as  if  he  was  not 
yet  quite  ready  to  part  with  him,  he  added,  interrogatively, 
*  Nothing  more,  I  suppose  ?  ' 

'  Oh,  nothing  at  all,  and  I  am  grateful  to  you,  Mr. 
Frankfort ! '  exclaimed  M'Glumpy.  4  I  don't  know  that  there 
is  anything  more,  unless  ye  could  give  me  a  bit  of  a  note  for 
my  own  boy,  standing  there  beyont,  over  the  way.'  He 
pointed  to  a  fine,  active -looking  fellow  of  twenty -four  or 
twenty-five  years  of  age,  who  was  evidently  thoroughly 
enjoying  some  jocular  conversation  with  three  or  four  other 
stalwart  companions.  They  were  all  standing  round  the 
village  saddler,  who  was  repairing  a  saddle  for  young 
M'Glumpy  on  a  bench  on  the  pathway  before  his  shop. 
The  jokes  appeared  to  be  good,  and  the  laughter  rang  out 
merrily.  Even  several  of  the  village  dogs  that  were  collected 
around  seemed  to  enter  into  the  fun,  and  looked  up  at  their 
respective  masters  with  gently-wagging  tails  and  pleased, 
sympathy-enjoying  countenances. 

'  Oh,  indeed,  and  what  does  your  son  want  ? '  remarked 
our  politician,  a  little  disappointed  at  finding  that  he  was  not 
quite  out  of  the  wood  yet. 

4  Ah,  then,  it's  nothing  he  wants  but  a  bit  of  a  note.' 

'  Bit  of  a  note,  but  what  for  ? ' 

4  Why,  he's  off  to  Klondyke,  ye  know.' 

'  Off  to  Klondyke  !  Then  what  use  can  a  note  from  me 
be  ?  What  is  he  off  to  Klondyke  for  ?  ' 

4  Why,  to  get  a  billet  there  in  the  police  ;  the  pay  is 
tiptop,  anyway.  And  a  note  from  your  Honour,  as  a 
Member  of  Parliament,  might  shove  him  in  straight,  as  snug 
as  anything.' 

'All  right,  Mr.  M'Glumpy ! '  exclaimed  our  politician, 
climbing  into  the  buggy  in  a  desperate  manner;  'just  send 
the  particulars  to  Mr.  Quiggle,  and  I'll  see  what  can  be  done. 
Good-bye,  Mrs.  Garvin.  Good-bye.' 

4  Well,  it  is  surprising  how  they  run  after  a  billet,  as  they 
call  it ! '  exclaimed  our  politician,  as  they  drove  down  the  street. 


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1  It's  the  way  they  have  got, -sir — it's  the  way,'  answered 
Quiggle.  '  Why,  only  the  other  day  old  Pinkerton  asked  for 
a  billet ;  it  was  the  first  thing  he  thought  of  when  he  got 
out.' 

'  Who  is  Pinkerton  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort. 

'  One  of  your  constituents  who  got  into  trouble  years 
ago.  I  mind  him  well  in  the  old  days.  Not  a  bad  chap, 
but  such  a  temper !  Got  into  a  row  with  a  man  there  in 
Brassville,  who  he  thought  was  cheating  him  ;  stabbed  him 
with  a  pocket-knife;  bad  wound;  ten  years  in  Bull  Bull 
Penitentiary  ;  excellently  conducted  when  in  ;  petitions  for 
release  after  seven  years  from  neighbours  ;  release  granted  ; 
Governor  of  gaol  says  to  him,  "  Very  well-conducted  man, 
Pinkerton  ;  glad  to  help  you  any  way."  "  Please,  sir,"  says 
he,  "  would  you  give  me  a  note  to  His  Honour  the  Minister  ?  " 
"  What  for,  Pinkerton  ?  You  are  clear  of  us  now, — free 
pardon, — no  further  hold  on  you  now."  And  what  do  you 
think  was  his  answer  ? '  exclaimed  Quiggle,  looking  round  to 
his  companion,  and  enjoying  his  expected  surprise  at  the 
story — '  what  was  his  answer  ?  "I  was  only  thinking,  sir," 
says  he,  "  that  perhaps  His  Honour  would  not  mind  giving 
me  a  billet  somewhere  about  the  Penitentiary,  now  that  he 
knows  of  me."  You  would  have  thought,'  the  agent  con- 
tinued with  a  quiet  laugh,  '  that  he  had  had  enough  of 
Government.  But  no,  a  billet — a  billet.  "  Ever  of  thee  I 
am  fondly  "  ' — and  Quiggle  kept  murmuring  to  himself  the 
verses  of  this  favourite  song,  leaving  our  politician  to  his 
own  meditations  on  the  subject  of  billets,  and  enjoying  the 
prospect  of  a  quiet  evening  with  Myles  Dillon,  after  the 
varied  experience  of  the  day. 

They  arrived  at  the  Lake  Reservoir  in  good  time,  and, 
parting  with  Quiggle,  who  promised  to  call  later  in  the 
evening  to  arrange  for  to-morrow's  work,  Frankfort  hastened 
upstairs  to  his  sitting-room,  where,  sure  enough,  he  found 
Myles  Dillon  himself,  quietly  reading  the  Life  of  Richard 
Owen,  the  great  naturalist,  which  he  had  slipped  into  his 
Gladstone  bag  as  he  was  leaving  town,  so  as  to  be  always 
sure  of  having  some  one  by  him  worth  speaking  to,  as  he 
expressed  it,  while  he  was  on  his  journey.  He  had  just  seen 
young  M'Glumpy  and  passed  him  for  the  Service.  Soon 


238  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

dinner  was  over,  and  the  two  settled  themselves  for  a  quiet 
evening.  The  soothing  influence  of  tobacco  was  not  wanting, 
and  Myles,  as  he  lay  stretched  on  the  sofa  in  his  accustomed 
style  of  evening  repose,  listened  with  interest  and  occasional 
criticism  while  his  companion  recounted  the  various  episodes 
of  the  day,  which  brought  before  them  scenes  of  life  and 
character  which  were  equally  new  to  both  narrator  and 
listener. 

1  But  now  you  haven't  told  me  of  the  finest  of  all  your 
efforts  yet,  Edward  Fairlie,'  remarked  Myles  in  a  quiet 
tone. 

'  Which  is  that,  Myles  ?  I  don't  know  of  any  very 
special  one.' 

'  What  ?  You  don't  call  to  mind  your  unique  and  quite 
original  nomination  of  a  letter-carrier,  warranted  to  be  the 
only  one  of  its  kind — all  previous  patents  cancelled — -the 
famous  M'Glumpy  specimen.' 

'  I  don't  know  what  you  are  driving  at.  I  gave  a 
nomination  to  a  boy  of  that  name.  I  suppose  he  is  as 
good  as  another  for  a  small  village.  By  the  way,  too,  that 
was  my  first  nomination,  as  it  so  happened,  as  Member  of 
Parliament.  I  mean  to  be  very  fair  about  my  nominations, 
and  very  particular  too.' 

'  I  am  pleased  to  hear  it,  Teddy.  There  be  plenty 
room  for  improvement  from  your  start,  anyway.  But  I 
thought  that,  as  it  was  the  first,  you  would  be  extra  careful 
and  a  bit  nervous — like  a  juvenile  surgeon  cutting  off  his 
first  leg,  or  a  young  lawyer  making  out  his  first  bill  of  costs.' 

'  Why,  what  are  you  at,  Dillon  ?  What's  wrong  with  the 
boy  for  a  place  like  Glooscap  ?  '' 

'  All  right,  my  friend — all  right.  If  Ed.  Fairlie  Frankfort, 
with  his  first-rate  conscience,  is  at  ease  about  it,  far  be  it 
from  plain  Myles  Dillon  to  complain.  But  I  confess  it  took 
me  a  bit  aback.' 

'  What  took  you  aback — the  look  of  the  boy  ?  ' 

'  Why,  what,  really,  don't  you  know  ?  No  ?  Then 
you're  worse  than  the  farmer's  stopped  clock,  for  it  was 
right  once  a  day,  anyhow.  Why,  then,  let  me  a  tale  unfold. 
Tall  young  compatriot  of  mine  presents  himself  to  pass 
•medical  examination  as  letter-carrier,  together  with  nomina- 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  239 

tion  signed  "  E.  F.  Frankfort,  M.H.R."  All  correct  so  far, 
my  boy,  thinks  I.  Chest  measured  proper  number  of  inches, 
height  correct,  limbs  and  trunk  sound,  eyesight  good,  blew 
up  the  lung-tester  famously.  "  Why,  you'll  do,  as  far  as  I  am 
concerned,  Mr.  M'Glumpy,"  says  I  ;  "just  read  over  that 
certificate  and  see  if  the  particulars  as  to  name,  age,  and  so 
on  are  correct.  If  so,  I'll  endorse  it."  "  Read  what,  your 
Honour  ?  "  says  he.  "  Read  that,"  says  I,  putting  the  paper 
before  him.  "I  ax  your  Honour's  pardon,"  says  he,  "  but  I  don't 
read  or  write."  "  Don't  read  or  write  !  "  says  I,  dropping  the 
paper  as  if  it  burnt  me.  "  Devil  a  bit !  "  says  he.  "  Devil  a 

bit !  "  says  I  ;  "  and  then  how  the ,"  but  I  pulled  myself 

up,  as  I  knew  that  strong  language  would  be  unbecoming 
from  the  Government  official,  even  in  these  novel  circum- 
stances, and  only  addressed  the  young  man  in  my  blandest 
tones,  and  said :  "  My  youthful  friend,  would  you  mind 
explaining  to  me,  merely  for  the  sake  of  the  knowledge  that 
you  will  impart  to  me,  how  you  propose  to  deliver  His 
Majesty's  letters  at  their  proper  destination,  and  to  the 
people  named  outside  of  them,  when  you  are  unable  to  read 
the  superscription  ?  "  "  Quite  aisy,  your  Honour.  Won't  the 
aunt  there,  the  Postmistress,  put  them  down  into  me  hand, 
and  as  I  walk  up  the  street  the  neighbours,  all  decent  people, 
will  just  lay  houldt  on  what  belongs  to  them,  each  of  them." 
"  Very  well,  Mr.  M'Glumpy,  as  far  as  I  am  concerned,  I  can 
certify  that  you  are  physically  competent  to  deliver  a  twenty- 
four-volume  encyclopaedia  ;  and  perhaps  you  will  permit  me 
to  add  that,  on  the  whole,  I  am  pleased  that  I  do  not  reside 
in  the  interesting  town  in  which  you  are  to  officiate."  And 
the  young  man  smiled  upon  me  cheerfully  and  departed 
happy  with  his  completed  certificate  as  letter-carrier.' 

'  I  know  you  are  only  humbugging,  Myles.  But  it  is 
really  too  serious  a  matter  to  joke  about.  Gracious  powers  ! 
it  would  be  a  fiasco  if  there  were  anything  in  it — and  it  my 
very  first  nomination  ! '  And  our  politician  turned  round  to 
look  straight  at  Dillon  to  see  if  he  really  meant  it.  Myles 
looked  quite  serious.  '  Why,  surely  Quiggle  must  have 
known  of  such  an  absurdity, — and  he  would  never  have  let 
me  perpetrate  such  a  thing.  Poor  Meeks  could  not  have 
done  worse.  But  there  must  be  some  mistake.  Oh  !  here 


240  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

is  Quiggle,'  he  continued,  as  that  gentleman  walked  into  the 
room,  full  of  his  plans  for  the  next  day's  work. 

'  Why,  Quiggle,  Mr.  Dillon  has  just  astounded  me  by 
telling  me  that  that  M'Glumpy  boy,  when  he  was  examined 
for  the  medical  certificate,  on  being  asked  to  read  over  and 
sign  the  paper,  coolly  told  him  that  he  could  neither  read  nor 
write.  And  there  my  nomination  goes  in  for  a  letter-carrier 
who  can't  read  a  single  direction  on  the  letters.  It  is  such  a 
fiasco  to  begin  my  public  patronage  with.  How  could  you 
let  me  do  such  a  thing  ? ' 

Quiggle,  who,  as  the  reader  may  have  observed,  enjoyed 
the  humorous  side  of  things,  could  not  refrain  from  laughter 
at  the  very  absurdity  of  the  thing.  '  Ha,  ha,  ha  !  that  is 
not  bad  !  But  I  give  you  my  solemn  affirmation,  Mr.  Frank- 
fort, that  I  had  no  notion  of  such  a  thing.  Ha,  ha  !  it  is 
really  too  bad.  Now  I  see  what  M'Glumpy  was  working 
up  so  carefully  for,  the  old  miscreant.  Ha,  ha  !  I  can't  help 
a  laugh  at  it.  And  how  are  the  people  to  get  their  letters. 
Did  the  young  man  say  ?  It's  something  quite  new.  It's 
rather  good  now.' 

'  The  young  official  explained  to  me,'  replied  Dillon, 
'  that  he  would  carry  the  letters  round  in  a  batch  in  his 
hand,  and  each  decent  citizen  was  to  pick  out  his  own 
proper  and  peculiar  communication.  Rather  good,  as  you 
say,  that.' 

'  Well,  now  that  is  quite  original.  Ha,  ha  !  it  is  indeed,' 
laughed  Quiggle. 

'  What  is  there  to  laugh  at  ?  '  asked  our  politician.  '  It  is 
such  a  blunder  ;  and  liable  to  be  misrepresented  too,  as  the 
family  voted  for  me.  I  will  write  to  the  Postmaster-General 
to-morrow  explaining  the  thing  and  recalling  my  nomination.' 

'  Well,  well,  it  is  too  bad  of  Rimy — that  it  is  indeed  ;  I 
wouldn't  have  thought  it,'  remarked  Quiggle.  '  But  you 
have  learnt  in  time.  You  can  write  to  the  Postmaster- 
General,  and  if  you  want  the  rights  of  it  known,  you  could 
tell  Seeker,  Secretary  of  the  State  Workers'  Association, 
when  he  calls  upon  you  to-morrow.  He  speaks  for  the 
whole  Service,  and  to  the  whole  Service  too,  when  he  chooses, 
does  Seeker  Secretary,  as  we  call  him.' 

It   appeared   that   Seeker   Secretary  had   returned   from 


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Great  Gorge  to  Brassville  especially  to  see  our  politician 
and  to  lay  before  him  certain  views  concerning  the  claims 
of  the  National  State  workers  upon  the  Government  of 
the  country.  The  Association  had  supported  him  at  the 
recent  election  ;  but  more,  Quiggle  explained,  because  they 
knew  that  Meeks  could  not  succeed  (and  they  never  cared 
to  be  on  the  losing  side)  than  that  they  were  wholly  satisfied 
with  the  attitude  of  our  politician.  Seeker  Secretary  was 
anxious  to  ascertain  with  more  precision  what  his  opinions 
were  with  regard  to  the  National  State  workers  and  their 
rights  ;  both  with  a  view  to  their  mutual  relations  in  Parlia- 
ment now  and  also  their  action  with  regard  to  him  at  future 
elections.  So  it  had  been  arranged  that  the  two  should 
meet  the  next  morning — the  politician  and  the  man  who 
claimed  to  make  politicians — and  Quiggle  laid  special  stress 
upon  the  importance  of  this  meeting  and  the  need  there  was 
of  keeping  her  free  before  the  wind  and  steady,  neither  bring- 
ing her  to,  nor  letting  her  off,  more  than  necessary.  And 
having  arranged  the  other  '  fixtures '  for  the  morrow,  as  he 
termed  them,  the  little  man  hastened  home  to  Mrs.  Quiggle, 
who  always  sat  up  for  him,  and  who,  after  she  had  put  the 
children  to  bed,  was  beguiling  the  time  by  reading  a  moving 
serial  love  story  that  appeared  twice  a  week  in  the  Trumpeter. 

When,  next  morning,  Norrie  Seeker,  Esquire,  General 
Secretary  of  the  National  State  Workers'  Association,  was 
shown  upstairs,  our  politician  found  himself  in  the  presence 
of  no  common  man.  If  Norrie  Seeker  was  not  a  great  man, 
he  was  certainly  one  of  the  remarkable  men  of  the  country, 
to  borrow  a  phrase  from  the  land  of  his  birth,  the  United 
States.  He  was  born  in  Chicago,  having  an  Englishman 
for  his  father  and  a  Scotchwoman,  Maggie  Norrie  by  name, 
for  his  mother  ;  and  the  father  not  taking  sufficient  interest 
in  the  affair  to  look  personally  after  his  baptism,  the  mother 
attended  to  that  ceremony,  and  had  him  duly  baptized  by 
the  minister  of  the  kirk  that  she  sometimes  frequented, 
Norrie  Seeker.  Both  parents  belonged  to  the  poorest  class 
in  the  social  scale,  and  had  emigrated  towards  the  end  of 
the  fifties,  when  paupers  from  Europe  still  came  at  the  rate 
of  about  a  thousand  a  week  to  the  land  of  freedom.  The 
pair  gravitated  towards  Chicago,  and  soon  mingled  among 

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242  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  rather  squalid,  uneasy,  dissatisfied  section  of  the  wage- 
earners  of  that  city  ;  and  before  long,  Seeker  senior,  growing 
more  and  more  discontented  with  many  things  in  his  lot  in 
life,  at  last  became  discontented  with  his  wife  and  cheerless 
home,  and  one  morning  disappeared  for  ever  from  the 
domestic  scene, — no  one  knew,  or  ever  discovered,  whither. 
The  mother,  now  practically  a  widow,  took  in  what  washing 
she  could  get ;  but  this  industry  gave  her  and  the  boy  only 
a  scanty  living,  owing  to  the  untiring  and  adroit  competition 
of  the  Chinaman  ;  and  so  young  Norrie,  when  a  boy  of 
eight  or  nine,  was  thrown  a  good  deal  on  his  own  resources 
to  earn  what  he  could  during  the  day,  picking  up  an  element- 
ary education  at  the  night-school,  to  which  the  poor  mother 
providently  sent  him,  and  to  which  he  willingly  and  regularly 
went. 

There  is  undoubtedly  such  a  thing  as  the  political 
instinct — a  liking  and  an  aptitude  for  the  movement  and 
excitement  of  public  affairs,  which  is  quite  different  from  the 
talent  of  the  business  man  or  the  power  of  the  money- 
maker. This  instinct  admits  of  a  wide  scale  of  gradation, 
from  the  giant  scope  of  a  Bismarck  down  to  the  lowly 
methods  of  Mr.  Walter  Crane  of  the  Water  and  Irrigation 
Bureau,  with  whom  the  reader  is  already  acquainted.  Norrie 
Seeker  was  neither  a  Bismarck  on  the  one  hand  nor  a  Crane 
on  the  other ;  but  he  certainly  had  the  political  instinct 
strong  within  him,  and  by  the  time  that  we  become 
acquainted  with  him,  it  had  blossomed  into  quite  respectable 
proportions ;  though  its  early  scope  was  naturally  of  a 
humble  and  limited  character.  Its  first  experience,  in  fact, 
if  experience  it  may  be  termed,  was  in  proclaiming  aloud  the 
political  headings  of  the  newspapers  that  he  was  selling  in 
Chicago  streets,  mingled  with  all  the  other  announcements 
— sporting  events,  fires,  embezzlements,  suicides,  divorce,  and 
death.  While  in  the  main  following  the  list  of  striking 
events  given  to  him  and  the  other  news-boys  by  the  news- 
agents, he  boldly  and  skilfully  varied  his  cries,  and  occasion- 
ally even  invented  them,  so  as  to  suit  the  different  classes  or 
sets  of  purchasers  among  whom  his  rapid  course  through  the 
city  might  bring  him.  Critics  might  say  that  this  habit 
alone  was  a  training  for  the  lower  phases  of  political  life. 


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But  Norrie  Seeker  continued  all  the  time  to  learn  diligently 
at  the  night-school,  and  also  to  pick  up  much  practical 
education  in  the  street ;  and  when  only  a  lad  of  fifteen  he 
was  hired  by  Max  Lautenbach,  the  blind  politician  of  his 
native  State,  to  attend  him  and  lead  him  about  when  he 
went  to  serve  his  term  in  the  State  Legislature. 

Here  Norrie  Seeker  was  in  his  element  Though  not 
admitted  within  the  precincts  of  the  Chamber  itself  when  it 
was  sitting,  he  had  entrance,  leading  his  patron,  who  was  to 
him  a  kind  master,  to  all  lobbies,  committee  rooms,  refresh- 
ment saloons,  private  bars,  caucases  and  conferences  of 
members,  and  all  other  places  where  the  restless  stream  of 
politicians  flowed  and  eddied.  He  hearkened  to  the  un- 
official talk  of  Members,  and  noted  how  often  it  differed  in 
tone,  and  at  times  in  substance,  from  their  public  declarations. 
All  plotting,  negotiating,  pulling  of  diverse  strings,  plans  for 
outmanoeuvring  the  adversary,  projects  for  counter-proposi- 
tions that  were  to  defeat  the  other  ones,  without  seeming  to 
go  directly  against  them,  all  keeping  of  it  dark  till  the 
proper  time,  all  arrangements  for  dealing  warily  with  doubt- 
ful votes,  and  with  men  who  appeared  in  a  questionable 
shape — all  this  he  sucked  in  as  naturally  as  he  had  his 
infantile  nourishment  not  many  years  before.  Not  only  did 
he  not  feel  tired  as  he  waited  in  the  Gallery  hour  after  hour 
to  be  ready  to  lead  his  employer  back  to  the  hotel,  but  he 
enjoyed  himself  if  there  was  some  development  of  party 
tactics  going  forward,  some  flank  movement  by  one  side, 
or,  as  sometimes  did  happen,  a  complete  wheel  round  and 
change  of  front.  In  short,  he  profited  by  being  behind  the 
scenes,  and  knew  as  much  of  the  make-believe  of  politics  as 
a  call-boy  at  the  theatre  does  of  the  tinsel  of  the  stage. 

As  he  grew  up,  so  he  also  increased  in  intelligence  and 
breadth  of  view,  and  when  he  migrated  to  Excelsior  he 
might  claim  to  be  considered  an  intelligent,  and  even  broad- 
minded,  specimen  of  the  genus  political  manager, — we  will 
not  say  wire-puller,  as  that  term  has  acquired  an  objection- 
able character  that  must  not  be  imputed  to  Seeker  Secretary. 
But  his  ruling  instinct,  the  main  element  in  his  composition, 
as  Nature  had  mixed  it,  was  for  manipulating  men  and 
plotting  out  affairs,  so  as  to  carry  his  point,  and  especially  so 


244  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

as  to  circumvent  the  opponents  or  somebody  else.  He 
liked  to  gain  his  point,  but  particularly  to  gain  it  by  a  little 
management.  It  was  not  so  agreeable  to  him  if  he  got  it  by 
open  direct  action.  Much  as  he  was  interested  in  politics,  he 
preferred  taking  this  interest  from  outside.  His  own  private 
opinion  was  that  he  would  become  dependent  if  he  went 
inside,  with  more  of  the  name  but  none  of  the  reality  of  power. 
He  would  have  to  obey  others,  and  be  all  complaisance  to 
them,  instead  of  this  being  the  case  with  others  in  regard  to 
him.  It  was  thus  not  his  ambition,  at  present  at  least,  to 
be  a  legislator  himself,  but  only  to  control  those  who  were 
legislators.  He  used  to  observe  that  the  greatest  generals 
had,  themselves  unseen,  sometimes  directed  their  battles 
from  behind  a  tree. 

Personally  Seeker  Secretary  was  what  might  be  termed 
a  respectable  man.  No  evil  thing  could  be  fairly  laid  to  his 
charge  ;  and  his  dress  and  carriage  was  that  of  a  reputable 
citizen.  But  he  had  an  instinctive  bias  against  what  he  used 
to  term,  with  but  an  imperfect  pronunciation  of  the  word, 
the  bourgeois  sort  of  people,  and  a  natural  leaning  to  the 
views  of  the  restless  and  unsuccessful  ranks  of  the  social 
State.  The  mere  fact  that  any  proposal  or  idea  startled  the 
bourgeois  and  made  them  open  their  eyes,  rather  recom- 
mended it  to  Seeker  Secretary.  That  it  upset  their  staid  ideas, 
and  particularly  that  it  trenched  on  their  supposed  rights  and 
easements,  was  all  in  its  favour  with  him.  On  the  other 
hand,  outre  proposals  or  shady  transactions  were  tolerantly 
regarded  by  him  so  long  as  they  came  from  or  compromised 
those  whom  no  one  could  accuse  of  belonging  to  the  '  respect- 
able '  people.  He  would  not  commit  himself  to  the  proposal, 
nor  directly  defend  the  transaction  ;  but  he  would  speak  of 
them  with  a  reserve  and  tolerance  such  as  a  man  displays  in 
public,  with  regard  to  mishaps  in  the  family.  All  this  was 
only  so  much  homage  paid  to  what  he  considered  the  stronger 
power  in  politics — the  safe  side  for  a  man  to  attach  himself 
to.  It  was  part  of  his  principles  to  regard  with  a  jealous 
eye  government,  subordination,  discipline,  repression,  and  the 
principle  of  authority,  whether  as  applied  to  men's  ideas, 
their  language,  or  their  actions.  There  was  one  cardinal 
exception,  however,  to  this  tendency  of  his,  and  that  was  in 


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regard  to  the  rule  and  guidance  of  the  State  Workers' 
Association  in  all  its  many  branches.  There  his  tone  was 
quite  the  other  way.  There  his  chief  article  of  faith  was  to 
secure  exact  organisation  and  perfect  obedience  to  the  com- 
mands of  the  central  Executive.  An  open  enemy  he  did  not 
mind,  nay,  might  respect.  But  the  man  who  would  dare  to 
raise  dissent  with  headquarters,  in  the  ranks  of  the  State 
workers,  he  regarded  as  Fritz  the  Unique  would  have  con- 
templated one  of  his  corporals  if  he  threatened  to  mutiny  ; 
or  John  Jervis,  Earl  of  St.  Vincent,  would  have  looked  upon 
one  of  his  bo'suns  if  he  had  stepped  upon  the  quarter-deck 
and  proposed  that  the  fleet  should  have  a  spell  home,  instead 
of  prolonging  the  blockade  of  Cadiz.  For  your  political  boss, 
though  he  cannot  hang  or  flog  men,  is  just  as  intolerant  of 
contradiction  as  was  ever  John  Jervis  or  Fritz  the  Unique. 

Seeker  was  at  first  employed  in  the  office  of  the  State 
Workers'  Association  as  one  of  the  typewriters  ;  but  he  soon 
attracted  the  notice  of  members  of  the  Executive  by  the 
shrewd  and  bold  suggestions  which  he  would  deferentially 
suggest  to  them  in  regard  to  the  questions  raised  by  the 
correspondence  ;  and  before  long  he  was  made  chief  clerk, 
and  in  due  time  was  chosen  unanimously  for  the  position  of 
General  Secretary,  which  meant,  particularly  with  such  a  man 
as  Seeker,  manager  and  engineer  of  the  whole  Association. 
In  addition  to  undeniable  ability,  Seeker  Secretary  possessed 
that  quality  invaluable  for  success  in  practical  politics,  of 
perfect  confidence  in  himself.  The  great  military  genius  of 
our  time,  Von  Moltke,  after  the  skilful  campaign  by  which 
he  conquered  Alsen  and  Jutland  from  the  Danes,  in  writing 
confidentially  to  his  wife,  expresses  doubt,  referring  to  pro- 
posed military  arrangements,  whether  he  was  competent  to 
take  the  chief  command  of  a  corps,  as  he  '  had  not  sufficient 
talent  for  matters  of  detail.'  Seeker  Secretary  would  not,  in 
a  similar  case,  have  felt  this  diffidence.  He  thought  highly 
of  his  own  powers,  and  the  general  deference  of  the  public 
tended  to  strengthen  his  estimate  of  himself. 

When  he  and  our  politician  had  shaken  hands,  and  he 
had  sat  down,  with  his  countenance  in  repose  after  the 
momentary  animation  of  the  meeting,  Frankfort  saw  before 
him  a  short,  rather  squat,  and  certainly  massively-built  man, 


246  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

with  a  broad  face,  firm  mouth,  and  thick  nose,  pointing 
skywards,  with  over  the  whole  personality  a  plausible,  self- 
reliant,  make -myself- at -home  air.  The  large  grey  eyes 
looked  out  at  you  and  into  you  when  the  owner  addressed 
you,  and  apparently  did  so  trustfully,  and  the  more  critical 
the  topic  of  speech,  the  more  confidingly  they  turned  upon 
you.  But  if  you  returned  straight  back  this  trustful  look, 
when  eyes  met,  a  sort  of  mesmeric  influence  or  magnetic 
repulsion,  or  some  other  occult  power,  to  be  felt  rather  than 
explained,  made  you  conscious  that  you  were  met  by  a 
survey  quite  different  from  the  unsuspecting  gaze  of  child- 
hood. The  reader  will  have  gathered  that  Seeker  Secretary 
was  not  a  man  of  refined  appearance  ;  but  not  the  less  did 
he  earnestly  seek  to  adopt  a  manner  which,  if  it  could  not 
be  said  to  be  truly  refined,  was  at  least  an  effort  in  that 
direction.  It  is  curious  how  persistently  people,  and  sensible 
people,  will  strive  to  be  other  than  they  are,  and  as  Nature 
has  designed  them.  The  ugly  man  will  long  to  be  thought 
a  tolerably  well-looking  fellow,  and  though  he  has  a  face  like 
a  tomato,  yet  he  will  be  proud  of  his  small  foot.  The  weak 
man  wishes  to  be  regarded  as  a  Bismarck  for  firmness,  the 
cleric  apes  the  venial  foibles  of  the  man  of  the  world,  the 
naval  officer  boasts  of  his  successes  in  the  hunting  field, 
the  soldier,  like  Wolfe,  the  hero  of  Quebec,  sighs  at  times 
for  the  reputation  of  the  poet  ;  and  Norrie  Seeker's  ambition, 
with  all  his  plebeian  sympathies,  was  to  be  taken  for  a  gentle- 
manly man. 

'  I  trust  I  am  not  intruding  upon  your  leisure,  or,  indeed, 
I  should  say  your  busy  moments,  for  I  know  what  elections 
are — and  the  after-consequences  of  elections,  too,'  he  ob- 
served, as  he  sat  down  and  looked  straight  at  our  politician, 
to  see  what  he  was  like  near  at  hand.  So  far,  he  had  only 
seen  him  once  or  twice  at  a  distance,  at  some  University 
Extension  Lectures  that  Frankfort  had  given  in  Miranda. 

'  Not  at  all,  Mr.  Seeker,'  replied  our  politician.  '  The 
obligation  is  on  my  side  for  your  coming  back  from  Great 
Gorge  to  meet  me.' 

'  Fact  is,  to  be  quite  candid,  I  am  glad  to  learn,  Mr. — 
Professor  Frankfort,  all  I  can  about  the  gentlemen  who  are 
chosen  to  the  great  position  of  a  seat  in  the  Parliament  of 


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the  nation  ;  and  then,  to  be  sure,  I  also  hope  to  induce  those 
honourable  gentlemen  to  look  down  even  from  their  high 
estate  and  consider  the  wants  and  plaints  of  the  workers — 
the  State  workers  of  the  Province.  And  so,  Professor,  you 
have  come  through  with  flying  colours — no  mishap  at  all  ? ' 

'  Yes,  I  have  been  very  successful.  My  agent  tells  me 
that  Mr.  Hiram  Brickwood,  one  of  the  leading  local  men  in 
your  Association,  and  his  friends  supported  me.  I  am  sure 
that  I  am  very  much  indebted  to  them  ;  the  more  so  as, 
except  one  conversation  with  the  local  Secretary,  there  was 
no  asking  for  pledges  or  promises  or  undertakings  of  any 
sort.' 

'  Ah !  to  be  sure — quite  right.  Fact  is/  said  the 
Secretary  confidentially  to  our  politician — '  fact  is,  Meeks 
— poor  Meeks,  if  I  may  be  excused  for  so  terming  one  who 
was  a  Member  of  Parliament — poor  Meeks  being  worked 
out,  we  accepted  you  as  a  gentleman  of  honour — and  how 
much  there  is  in  honour,  Mr.  Frankfort  ! — who  would  not 
only  be  as  good  as  his  word,  but  better.  And  so  you  have 
triumphed  ! — though  I  am  far  from  saying  by  our  votes 
only.  I  understand  that  you  were  generally  supported.  I 
trust  that  your  experiences  have  been  agreeable — nothing 
that  a  gentleman  could  complain  of? ' 

And  the  Secretary  turned  and  looked  at  our  politician 
in  an  interrogative  manner,  but  with  a  trustful  air.  It  was 
his  habit  to  make  out  all  he  could  about  every  election,  and 
particularly  about  every,  new  actor  as  he  stepped  on  the 
political  boards.  And,  in  truth,  he  wanted  to  know  how 
Frankfort,  the  Professor,  and  what  some  considered  the 
lofty  style  of  politician,  got  on  in  the  contest  with  the 
experienced  though  worn-out  Meeks.  'Disappointing  to 
have  the  bottom  knocked  out  of  the  Reservoir  that  way,'  he 
added. 

'  Many  were  disappointed  at  that ;  but  after  the  failure 
of  the  Loan,  there  was  no  more  to  be  said  about  it.  Yes,  my 
experiences  have  been  agreeable — no  mishap,  I  may  say. 
The  most  absurd  thing  that  happened  was  only  yesterday. 
It's  so  absurd — and  yet  it's  provoking  too,  though  it  is  a 
small  affair.' 

'  No,  truly  ;    you  don't  say  so  ?      No  encounter,  I   trust, 


248  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

with  Miss  Gazelle,  or  old  Schoolmaster  Nickerson,  who, 
Brickwood  tells  me,  is  the  odd  man  out  in  public  affairs 
here  ? ' 

'  Oh  no  ;  quite  an  absurd  thing — it  makes  me  laugh  to 
think  of  it.  A  nomination  to  the  State  Service — and  my  very 
first,  too,  as  it  so  happens.' 

'  Well,  well.  I  suppose  the  old  story — the  square  peg 
in  the  round  hole,  I  presume?' 

'  No ;  more  absurd  than  that.  The  man,  or  boy,  in  this 
case  had  no  claim  to  be  in  at  all.  Out  at  Glooscap  there,  just 
as  I  was  coming  away,  a  young  fellow  was  brought  to  me 
to  recommend  him  for  letter-carrier.  He  seemed  right 
enough  for  a  small  place.  Quiggle  knew  the  friends.  I 
signed  the  nomination,  and  afterwards,  when  he  went  for 
medical  examination  before  Surgeon  Dillon,  it  turned  out 
that  he  could  neither  read  nor  write.  You  can  imagine  how 
vexed  I  was ;  it  was  too  absurd.  I  am  writing  to  the 
Postmaster-General  about  it  by  to-day's  mail.' 

'  Now,  truly  ;  you  don't  mean  that  ?  It  certainly  is  the 
only  nomination  of  the  kind  that  I  ever  heard  of.  Some- 
times they  do  complain  of  Members'  nominations,  to  be 
sure.' 

'  Of  course  I  assumed  that,  like  all  the  other  boys  about, 
he  was  fairly  educated.  It  seems  that  he  was  only  lately 
come  out  from  one  of  the  wildest  Irish  counties.' 

{ To  be  sure — to  be  sure.  It  never  occurred  to  you  to 
ask  before  signing  ? '  remarked  Seeker  Secretary. 

'  No,  I  tell  you,  such  a  thing  as  his  not  being  able  to 
read  or  write  never  crossed  my  mind.  If  it  had ' 

'  Oh,  just  so — just  so.  It  shows,  does  it  not,  what  odd 
things  may  happen  to  one  quite  casually,  as  it  were  ?  Now, 
they  accuse  us  of  all  sorts  of  things  in  regard  to  the  State 
Service ;  but  they  can't  say  that  we  have  ever  defended 
having  letter-carriers  that  could  not  read.  No,  Mr. 
Frankfort,  we  are  not  quite  so  bad  as  that,'  the  Secretary 
added,  in  a  cheerful  tone.  He  was  pleased  to  hear  of  this 
nomination.  He  assumed  at  once,  and  correctly,  that  the 
boy's  friends  had  voted  for  Frankfort,  and,  absurd  as  the 
thing  was  in  one  aspect,  it  was  capable,  with  some  embel- 
lishment, of  a  more  serious  application,  especially  as  against 


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any  one  who  would  attempt  to  set  up  any  very  high  standard 
in  such  matters.  The  more  that  he  knew  about  and  against 
every  man  on  the  political  chess-board,  the  better  pleased 
was  Seeker  Secretary. 

'  Well,  well,  Professor,  the  mention  of  this  little  episode 
of  yours  in  the  ranks  of  the  State  workers  brings  up  at  once 
the  subject  of  our  interview.  I  was  desirous  of  seeing  you,  in 
order  to  lay  before  you  our  views,  our  claims — just,  I  trust, 
you  will  find  them — our  grievances.  You  know  our  motto  : 
"  Our  Rights,  not  others'  Wrongs."  ' 

'  And  a  very  good  motto  too,  Mr.  Seeker.  Is  there  any 
particular  topic  connected  with  the  Service  that  now  demands 
attention  ? ' 

'  Several,  Professor — several.  There  is  the  rank  injustice 
proposed  in  the  Bill  that  the  Government  tried  to  pass  last 
session,  to  regulate,  as  it  is  termed,  the  State  Service — to 
regulate  us  into  slavery.  Promotion  was  to  be  by  what  is 
termed  merit,  diligent  conduct,  and  not  seniority.  That 
would  mean  that  the  men  must  curry  favour  with  the 
foreman  in  a  workshop  to  get  his  good  word  to  the  shop 
manager,  and  his  again  to  the  head  of  the  branch,  and  so 
on.  Encouraging  servility.  The  automatic  system  is  plainly 
the  just  one.  No  favouritism.  Every  man  gets  his  oppor- 
tunity ;  and  opportunity,  you  know,  Professor,  makes  the 
man.  Then  all  right  of  appeal  in  workaday  matters,  from 
the  official  chief  to  the  Minister,  whether  in  Post  Office,  Trams 
and  Rails,  Police,  Education,  practically  taken  away.  We 
should  have  been  the  veritable  serfs  of  half-a-dozen  elderly 
gentlemen  of  more  or  less  density  to  the  liberal  and  pro- 
gressive ideas  of  our  age.  In  the  Trams  and  Rails  the 
difficulty  is  partly  met  already  by  the  Advisatory  Council, 
which  assists  and  rather  controls  the  Director.  We  want 
this  system  to  work  freely,  and  to  work  in  all  departments 
as  it  does  in  the  Trams  and  Rails.  Then,  of  course,  there 
is  our  scheme  of  classification  and  wages,  to  ensure  a  living 
wage  to  the  men.  I  am  sure  that  we  can  rely  upon  you  to 
help  us.  You  would  do  injustice  to  no  man.' 

'  Certainly  not ;  but  as  to  the  Bill,  I  have  not  read  it  yet, 
and,  before  pledging  myself,  I  would  like  to  do  so,  and  to 
consider  all  that  is  involved.' 


250  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  All  that  is  involved  ? ' 

1  Yes.  There  is  the  question  of  revenue  involved  in  the 
classification.  Possibly,  too,  it  might  be  found  inconvenient 
to  practically  work  some  of  the  Departments  under  the 
conditions  you  refer  to.' 

'  But  I  trust  you  would  not  place  convenience  above 
justice  ? ' 

'  By  no  means  ;  yet  in  all  walks  of  life  there  is  a  possi- 
bility of  some  injustice,  and  we  cannot  positively  guard 
against  it.' 

'  Permit  me  there,  Professor,  to  point  out  to  you  a 
distinction,  which,  I  am  sure,  your  clear  mind  will  see  at 
once,  between  Government  employment  and  private  em- 
ployment. If  John  Brown  wrongfully  uses  his  servant,  that 
is  a  private  matter.  Public  faith,  public  justice  is  not 
involved.  But  if  Government  underpays  or  wrongfully 
dismisses  one  of  its  servants,  then  public  faith  and  public 
justice  are  concerned.  Should  not,  then,  Parliament  control 
the  scale  of  wages,  and  should  there  not  be  an  appeal  to  the 
Minister  who  is  responsible  for  the  just  dealing  of  the 
people  ? ' 

'  That  involves,'  observed  Frankfort, '  the  constant  appeal 
to  Parliament.  The  whole  thing  becomes  a  political  affair. 
Can  you  carry  on  commercial  undertakings  upon  such 
terms  ? ' 

'  My  dear  Professor,  why  not  ?  I  should  hope  that  an 
advanced  politician  like  yourself  does  not  hold  that  commer- 
cial undertakings  cannot  be  successfully  worked  unless  they 
are  unjustly  worked  ?  We  are  quite  ready  to  trust  Parliament 
to  control  our  wages.  As  the  Honourable  Mr.  M'Grorty 
happily  expressed  it  in  the  debate  last  session,  Parliament  is 
the  High  Court  which  regulates  the  work  and  wages  of  the 
State  workers,  just  as  the  Courts  of  Arbitration  do  for  the 
wage-earners  outside.  You  cannot  go  higher  than  the  High 
Court  of  Parliament  itself,  can  you  ?  We  only  ask  for 
justice.  Our  rights,  not  others'  wrongs.' 

'  Still,  if  your  object  is  that  these  public  undertakings 
should  be  successfully  carried  on,  you  have  to  consider  what 
the  effect  of  this  political  action  will  be.' 

'  A  slight  fallacy,  Professor,  lurks,  if  I   may  say  so,  in 


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your  use  of  the  word  "  successfully."  If  you  mean  success- 
fully in  the  shopkeeper's  sense,  then  let  me  observe  that  that 
is  not  the  object  of  the  State.  The  object  of  the  State  is  to 
carry  on  the  public  business  upon  conditions  that  are  fair  to 
the  workers  as  well  as  to  the  public.  There  are  two  parties 
to  be  considered.  The  shopkeeper  only  thinks  of  one.' 

'  Most  certainly  full  justice  should  be  done  to  the 
workers.  The  difficulty  is  in  arranging,  politically,  what 
is  justice — indeed,  their  arranging  for  themselves,  for  they 
are  such  a  dominating  political  power.  Then,  you  see,  the 
outside  workers,  whom  you  don't  protect,  have  to  pay  for 
this.' 

(  Pardon  me  ;  we  do  protect  them  too,  to  some  extent. 
Soon  we  hope  to  secure  to  all  the  proper  wage  and  due 
security  from  caprice  on  the  part  of  employers.  We  must 
begin  somewhere.  Charity  begins  at  home,  but  it  need  not 
end  there.' 

'  A  noble  object,  truly.  I  wish  we  could  be  sure  that 
Nature  will  provide  this  fair  and  easy  life  for  every  one.  At 
present,  as  you  know,  the  Province  loses  heavily  by  its  State 
workers.  Only  a  young  country  like  ours  could  stand  it.' 

'  And  whose  fault  is  that  ?  If  I  might  say  so  without 
disrespect,  the  fault  of  the  Government.  Are  we  to  pay  for 
that  ?  You  would  not,  I  presume,  from  what  I  have  learned 
of  you,  propose  to  repudiate  or  lessen  the  interest  on  the 
State  Bonds  because  the  works  constructed  do  not  pay  the 
interest.  You  would  not,  I  imagine,  say  to  the  bond- 
holders, "  Here,  take  three  per  cent  instead  of  five,  because 
our  Trams  and  Rails  don't  pay."  Yet  that  is  what  you  say 
to  the  poor  labourer  when  you  offer  him  six  shillings  a  day 
instead  of  eight.  The  State  does  not  repudiate  its  debts  to 
the  rich,  but  it  does  to  the  poor.  Justice  is  all  we  seek.' 

'  But  the  farmer  cannot  get  even  six  shillings  a  day  for 
his  men.  Who  is  to  fix  the  right  wage  and  who  is  to  pay  it 
is  still  the  difficulty.' 

'  If  the  people  are  fit  to  govern  the  State/  said  Seeker, 
looking  confidently  at  Frankfort,  and  speaking  in  an  assumed 
apologetic  tone — '  if  the  people  are  fit  to  govern  the  State,  I 
should  presume  that  they  are  competent  to  determine  what 
is  the  proper  wage  for,  at  least,  the  State  to  pay  its  workers. 


252  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

As  to  who  will  pay  the  wages,  why,  the  taxpayer — the 
people  again,'  the  Secretary  continued.  '  In  fact,  the  people 
pay  themselves.  Taxation,  Professor,  can  do  much  in  a 
young  country,  with  boundless  free  soil,  no  army,  no  navy, 
no  costly  regal  establishments — nothing,  in  fact,  to  do  with 
its  wealth  but  to  distribute  it  to  the  right  people.  You  are 
a  friend  to  government  by  the  people,  are  you  not,  Mr. 
Frankfort  ? ' 

'  Certainly,  Mr.  Seeker — the  higher  the  wages  that  can  be 
fairly  earned,  the  better  for  us  all.  I  would  like  to  provide 
handsomely  for  all  workers.  The  difficulty  your  statement 
suggests  still  is  that  you  propose  to  do  for  a  few,  who  are  a 
political  power,  what  you  cannot  do  for  all,  and  at  the  expense 
of  the  rest.  It  would  be  different  if  the  State  employed 
everybody,  and  had  money  from  somewhere  to  pay  everybody.' 

'  As  to  that  we  shall  see — we  shall  see.  Meanwhile,  I 
am  concerned  for  the  State  workers,  who,  as  you  truly  say, 
are  a  political  power.  We  have  arguments,  and  we  have 
arms  too,  I  may  say.  Taken  altogether,  we  number  about 
one-fourth  of  the  workers  of  the  Province.  No  feeble  body, 
Professor,  when  we  act  as  one.  For  example — to  put  an 
extreme  case,  and  one  a  little  outside  politics,  certainly — if 
they  were  to  drive  us  to  desperation,  and  to  the  unhappy 
resource  of  a  general  strike — what  then  ?  Trams  and  Rails, 
Post  Office,  Police — all  paralysed.  The  Social  State  qould 
not  get  on  for  a  day  without  us.  To  be  sure,  I  am  only 
speaking  confidentially  to  a  gentleman  ;  personally,  I  would 
not  countenance  such  a  thing  for  a  moment.  No  more  than 
I  do  turning  out  Members  or  Governments,  unless  in  some 
very  extreme  case  indeed.' 

'  But,  strong  as  you  are,  you  are  still  only  a  minority  of 
the  electors,  Mr.  Seeker.  You  are  not  surely  so  numerous  as 
to  be  able  to  turn  out  Governments  at  your  pleasure.' 

'  Ah !  but  bear  in  mind  the  power  of  a  united  vote, 
going  for  its  bread.  An  unjust  cry  against  us  may  at  times 
rouse  the  public,  but  in  the  even  tenor  of  political  life  the 
general  public  are  a  mob  to  our  organised  force.  Besides, 
we  carry  the  outside  workers  with  us.  It  is  all  the  cause  of 
labour.  But  what  I  have  said,  mark  me,  is  confidential. 
Don't  misunderstand  me.  I  deprecate  all  extreme  courses. 


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I  never  sanction  them  in  our  private  meetings.  In  fact,  I 
don't  even  favour  putting  out  individual  Representatives — 
unless  they  positively  deny  us  justice.  No,  no,  Professor  ! 
"  Our  rights,  not  others'  wrongs."  ' 

'  I  am  glad  to  know  that,  Mr.  Seeker,'  said  our  politician, 
with  a  grave  smile.  '  Else  you  would  be  rather  a  formidable 
menace  to  the  political  world  and  the  Government  of  the 
day.' 

'  True,  I  cannot  deny  it.  Yet,  surely,  Professor,  you  don't 
object  to  our  defending  ourselves  ?  The  State  gives  us  votes. 
We  are  entitled,  I  presume,  to  vote  together.  Is  it  reason- 
able to  expect  poor  men  not  to  use  those  votes  to  protect 
the  bread  of  their  wives  and  children  ?  Are  they  to  refrain 
and  let  their  families  be  pinched — perhaps  starved — lest  it 
should  cost  that  vague  entity,  the  State,  too  much  ?  You  are 
a  scholar,  I  understand,  Mr.  Frankfort,  versed  in  history.  I 
ask  you,  have  aristocracies  ever  spared  their  countries' 
revenues  in  the  like  case  ? ' 

'  Certainly  they  have  not.  Yet  the  difficulty  remains  all 
the  same  now  for  those  whose  duty  it  is  to  think  for  that 
same  vague  entity  that  you  mention.  Your  main  points, 
however,  I  gather,  are  automatic  promotion,  the  right  of 
appeal  to  the  political  Minister,  and  the  general  control 
of  the  scale  of  wages  by  the  political  power — Parliament,  in 
fact.' 

'  Quite  correct,  Professor  :  these  are  the  main  points,  as 
you  say.  When  the  men  press  lesser  matters,'  continued 
the  Secretary,  speaking  in  a  deprecating  tone,  'such  as  the 
limitation  of  the  number  of  apprentices,  absolute  fixing  of 
hours  in  all  cases,  free  passes  for  holidays,  and  so  on,  I 
always  say  to  them,  "  Put  your  shoulder  to  the  big  wheels, 
and  the  little  ones  will  go  round  of  themselves."  And  that 
reminds  me,  may  I  here  present  you,  Professor,  with  a  copy 
of  the  Bill  that  Mr.  Brereton,  the  Premier,  brought  in  last 
session,  to  classify  the  Service,  together  with  a  few  criticisms 
and  proposals  of  mine  marked  in  the  margin  ?  I  may  at 
the  same  time  hand  you  a  copy  of  our  Bill,  the  one  that  we 
circulated  among  Members.  It,  of  course,  contains  all  the 
points  that  I  have  glanced  at.' 

1  Thank  you,'  said  our  politician,  turning  over  the  pages. 


254  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  I  was  not  in  politics  then,  but,  as  I  remember,  the  Govern- 
ment were  unable  to  go  on  with  this  one.' 

'  How  could  they  ?  You  will  notice  at  a  glance  that  we 
could  not  consent  to  such  a  settlement.  I  tried  all  I  could 
to  come  to  an  agreement,  but  old  Mr.  Brereton,  you  see,  is 
rather  a  positive  man,  he  is,'  said  the  Secretary,  '  and  he,  in 
fact,  wanted  his  Bill,  and  we  wanted  ours,  so  there  we  were. 
Nothing  could  be  done.  We  thought  it  better  to  put  off  the 
whole  thing  till  after  the  general  election,  when  we  could 
have  the  aid  of  new  minds  and  new  men,  like  yourself, 
Professor.  And  we  were  right,  as  the  event  proves.  I 
think  I  can  now  claim  a  majority  of  Members  for  our  Bill, 
and  generally  for  the  justice  of  our  other  claims.  Mr. 
Brereton  used  to  be  always  giving  us  the  old  advice,  "  Better 
take  half  a  loaf  than  have  no  bread,"  but  now  we  will  take 
the  whole  loaf.' 

'  I  see  that  there  is  a  difference  between  the  two  scales 
of  classification  of  about  £250,000  a  year.  That  is  a  large 
sum  for  a  population  of  not  quite  three  millions.' 

'  That  is  hardly  correct,  Professor.  The  initial  cost,  the 
difference  between  the  two  minima,  has  to  be  increased  even 
under  the  Honourable  Mr.  Brereton's  plan,  before  the  ulti- 
mate cost,  the  difference  between  the  two  maxima,  can  be 
weighed.  The  real  difference  is  the  difference  between  the 
maxima.  It  goes  over  a  term  of  years.  I  should  say,' 
continued  the  Secretary,  having  quickly  marked  some  figures 
on  his  gilt-edged  pocket-book,  'that  the  real  extra  cost 
would  fall  short  of  £200,000  a  year  ;  and  that,  you  observe, 
Professor,  represents  the  difference  between  content  among 
the  workers  and  discontent ;  or  rather,  I  should  say,  more 
important  even  still,  the  difference  between  justice  and 
injustice.' 

v  I  see  that  in  your  scale  of  rates  you  give  all  alike, 
strong  and  weak,  efficient  and  inefficient.' 

'  How  can  you,  my  dear  Professor,  I  would  ask  you  as  a 
sensible  man,  distinguish  in  a  general  scale  ?  Do  you  wish 
to  introduce  official  patronage  and  favouritism  ?  Besides,' 
added  the  Secretary,  extending  his  arm,  and  looking  at 
Frankfort  in  an  expostulatory  manner,  '  is  it  not  obviously 
better  for  the  Province  to  keep  the  old  and  feeble  doing 


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something  than  to  have  to  keep  them  doing  nothing  in  our 
asylums  ?  ' 

'  Well,  then,  Mr.  Seeker,  I  shall  carefully  consider  this 
Bill,  and  endeavour  to  do  what  is  fair  to  both  the  public  and 
the  workers.  There  is  no  other  point,  I  think  ? '  remarked 
our  politician,  not  unwilling  to  bring  this  critical  discussion 
to  a  close. 

'  Nothing ;  that's  all,  Professor.  Of  course,  after  the 
new  Classification  Bill  is  introduced,  the  second  reading  will 
be  postponed  for  a  couple  of  months  so  that  the  different 
branches  can  consider  the  details.  It's  a  long  Bill,  sir.  No 
joke  to  master  all  the  particulars  of  the  schedules,  and  each 
little  band  of  workers  has  to  be  considered.' 

'  I  am  not  very  familiar  with  Parliamentary  practice  yet, 
but  I  should  suppose  that  the  time  you  want  could  be  got, 
and  what  is  fair  to  all  parties  done.' 

'  Ah  !  that's  just  it — fair  to  all.  I  trust  the  Government 
will  be  that — I  do,  indeed.  Of  course,  if  they  absolutely 
refuse  to  give  us  justice — which  I  don't  for  a  moment 
anticipate — why,  then  possibly ' 

'  But  surely,'  interposed  Frankfort,  '  we  may  expect  that 
free  open  discussion  of  your  claims  will  show  the  real  merits 
of  the  questions  at  issue.' 

'  My  dear  sir,  that  is  what  I  am  saying.  I  was  only 
about  to  add,  when  you  favoured  me  with  your  last  remark, 
that  if  those  charged  with  the  adminstration  of  public  affairs 
should  fail  in  this  primary  duty  and  seek  to  prevent  Parlia- 
ment from  acting  for  us,  why,  then — 

Frankfort  seemed  about  to  interpose  again  with  some 
remark  or  inquiry,  but  the  Secretary  quietly  continued — '  if 
they  should  fail,  nay,  what  then  ?  Why,  Parliamentary 
complications  would  naturally  ensue,  in  which  it  would  soon 
be  seen  who  were  for  justice  to  the  workers.'  The  Secretary 
pronounced  '  Parliamentary '  with  marked  emphasis  on  each 
syllable  of  that  many-syllabled  word. 

'  Why,  if  any  claim  is  proper  to  be  entertained  by 
Parliament,'  remarked  our  politician,  '  we  surely  need  not 
anticipate  ill  from  the  House,  or  any  section  of  it,  Govern- 
ment or  other.' 

'  Just  so,  Professor ;  but  in  the  supposititious  case  I  was 


256  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

putting  we  might — I  only  say  we  might — I  trust  not,  but 
we  might  have  to  ask  fair-minded  men  —  men,'  said  the 
Secretary  with  emphasis,  '  whom  we  can  cheerfully  and 
unitedly  support  at  the  polling  booths,  to  go  a  little 
further — 

'  A  little  further  than  justice  ? ' 

'  No,  but  this  :  looking  beyond  the  mere  question  raised 
by  the  particular  issue,  to  deal  with  a  Government  that  would 
perpetrate  a  wrong — a  public  wrong,  sir,'  said  the  Secretary, 
turning  slowly  in  his  chair  as  if  in  deep  thought,  and  look- 
ing on  one  side  of  Frankfort  to  the  window  beyond.  Then 
he  added  with  vehemence,  '  Is  the  man,  or  the  set  of  men, 
who  would  wrong  the  poorest  pick  and  shovel  man  fit,  I 
would  ask  with  confidence,  to  be  trusted  with  the  interests 
of  the  whole  people  ?  ' 

'  Certainly  not,  and  I  am  quite  ready  to  do  justice,  only 
I  must  first  see  what  justice  is,'  replied  our  politician 
decisively. 

'  Ah  !  hope  I  don't  intrude,  indeed  I  do.  I  shouldn't 
have  dared  to  disturb  our  Lord  the  King  here  ! '  exclaimed 
Quiggle,  bustling  into  the  room,  waving  his  hand  deferentially 
at  the  mighty  Secretary,  and  speaking  in  that  way  described 
as  half  jest,  whole  earnest,  '  but  Hiram  is  below,  and  says 
that  he  must  see  you  and  can't  wait  much  longer — some- 
thing about  passes  on  the  Trams  and  Rails  for  the  holidays. 
He  is  rather  short  at  times,  is  Hiram.  I  told  him  I'd  make 
bold  to  let  you  know.' 

'  Ah,  well,  then,  I  think  we  have  finished,  Professor.  I 
am  glad  to  learn  your  generally  enlightened  views.  On  be- 
half of  the  workers,  I  wish  you  a  brilliant  Parliamentary 
career,  and  trust  that  we  shall  always  find  you  foremost  in 
the  Representative's  first  duty — the  redress  of  wrongs.'  And 
shaking  hands  with  our  politician  in  a  rather  stately  manner, 
while  he  honoured  with  a  nod  Quiggle  (whose  pleasantry  he 
excused  on  the  principle  that  a  cat  may  look  upon  an 
emperor),  he  departed,  and  soon  was  settling  with  Hiram 
Brickwood  the  details  of  the  demand  for  free  Tram  passes 
for  the  holidays.  He  was  by  no  means  satisfied  with  the 
attitude  of  our  politician  ;  but  he  was  too  good  a  judge  of 
men  to  push  matters  further  with  him  just  then.  Were  he 


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dealing  with  Meeks,  he  would  have  laid  down  directly  the 
conditions  upon  which  he  could  have  the  support  of  the 
Association.  But  he  recognised  the  value  of  an  independent, 
impartial  advocate  such  as  the  new  Member  for  Brassville 
would  be,  were  he  once  convinced  of  the  justice  of  their 
claims  ;  and  he  rightly  judged  that  it  would  be  better,  if 
possible,  to  convince  him  than  to  try  to  coerce  him.  All 
the  same,  he  made  a  mental  note  of  the  first  official  nomina- 
tion of  Professor  Frankfort. 

On  the  other  hand,  our  politician,  upon  a  review  of  the 
whole  matter,  as  shown  at  the  meeting  of  the  State  Workers 
reported  in  the  Rising  Sun,  and  as  further  developed  by 
Seeker  Secretary,  could  not  but  feel  the  sympathy  natural  to 
every  thoughtful,  not  to  say  humane,  man  with  the  efforts  of 
labour  to  improve  its  lot,  and  a  satisfaction  at  the  strong 
position  it  holds  in  our  times,  when  it  can  fearlessly,  and  even 
aggressively,  advance  its  claims  to  consideration.  That  some 
of  these  claims  might  be  unreasonable  was  only  natural. 
The  difficulty  was  owing  to  the  system,  not  to  any  fault  of 
the  men  who  worked  under  it.  All  classes  try  to  secure 
the  most  that  they  can  for  themselves,  being  good  advo- 
cates but  bad  judges  of  their  own  cause.  This  is  natural, 
to  be  expected,  and  not  to  be  complained  of.  John 
Bright  said  that  the  English  aristocracy  made  the  public 
service  a  system  of  outdoor  relief  for  their  families.  And  if 
the  workers  have  now  their  turn,  it  is  certainly  better  so 
than  to  have  them  voiceless  and  oppressed.  The  trouble 
comes  in  when  the  political  element  gets  mixed  with  the 
industrial,  and  the  State  being  the  employer  in  commercial 
concerns,  the  numerous  ranks  of  employees  are  at  once  its 
servants  and  its  masters  :  its  servants  in  the  workshop  and 
its  master  at  the  ballot-box.  Then  they  become,  from  mere 
claimants  of  what  they  want,  judges  of  what  they  should  get ; 
and  politics  and  industry  become  mingled  up  in  a  way  that 
is  injurious  to  both. 

As  a  matter  of  fact,  we  all  get  less  wages  than  we  want 
and  think  right.  This  has  been  partly  owing  to  the  injustice 
of  men  ;  but  the  root  difficulty  is  the  Decree  of  Providence, 
alluded  to  in  Genesis,  ch.  iii.  verses  17,  18,  and  19.  Young 
sparsely- peopled  lands  do  not  feel  this  at  first,  but  if  the 

VOL.  I  S 


258  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

whole  of  the  wage  fund  available,  say,  in  England  were  to  be 
divided  among  those  in  employment  and  wanting  employ- 
ment, from  the  Lord  Chancellor  downwards,  it  would  only 
give  a  miserable  pittance  to  each.  When  laws  are  made 
fixing  wages  for  certain  classes  (that  all  would  allow  to  be  right, 
if  we  can  pay  them)  which  are  above  what  the  natural 
productiveness  of  the  work  would  return,  the  difference  must 
be  paid,  in  one  form  or  another,  by  those  who  are  outside 
the  protected  circle. 

Here  was  the  problem.  At  the  same  time,  the  discus- 
sions at  the  meeting  and  the  conference  with  Seeker  Secretary 
suggested  some  correcting  influences  to  excesses.  One  was 
the  difficulty  of  uniting  the  whole  army  of  State  workers 
upon  the  demands  that  were  to  be  insisted  on.  There  were 
natural  divisions  among  them  even,  as  in  the  rest  of  the 
Social  State  ;  also  there  were  many  men  in  their  ranks  who 
were  actuated  by  a  sense  of  public  duty  and  were  ready  to 
make  sacrifices  for  it.  The  other  was  in  that  great  hope  of 
all  free  institutions  and  all  progress — the  general  public 
opinion  of  the  country.  If  a  sufficiently  large  mass  of  the 
people  could  be  kept  independent  of  Government  employ- 
ment, there  would  always  be  an  outside  judgment,  not  directly 
interested,  to  appeal  to.  But  there  was  no  denying  that  the 
more  the  sphere  of  politics  extended  over  industry,  the  more 
the  general  Government  and  the  general  weal  of  the  people 
became  subordinated  to  the  domination  of  the  State's  army  of 
employees.  If  the  ideal  of  Socialism — the  State,  or  popular 
bodies  under  it,  carrying  on  all  industry — were  realised, 
Government  by  universal  suffrage  would  become  impossible. 
The  parts  would  become  greater  than  the  whole. 

'  Long  talk,  then,  with  Seeker  Secretary  ?  Hope  all  went 
straight  —  free  and  easy  to  come  and  go  a  bit,'  remarked 
Quiggle.  '  Deep  one  Seeker,  dear  sir.  What  he  don't 
know,  you  needn't  go  up  for  examination  in.  He  knows, 
bless  you !  what's  what,  who's  who,  why's  why,  where's 
where,  and  especially  when's  when.  Yes,  that  does  Norrie 
Seeker,  Esq.,  General  Secretary,  etc.  etc.  You  are  tired  a 
bit  over  it,  Mr.  Frankfort,  I  can  observe  that,'  continued 
the  cheerful  agent. 

'  Yes,  I  am  a  bit  tired.      What  Mr.  Seeker  said  requires 


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considering.  Several  points  want  thinking  over.  And  then 
he  claims  to  be  such  a  power,  with  all  those  votes  behind  him. 
It  is  like  arguing  with  the  master  of  big  battalions.' 

'  Well,  well,'  said  Quiggle  good-naturedly,  '  if  you  want 
to  spell  a  bit  give  old  Karl  Brumm  a  turn.  You  ought  to 
see  him,  and  he'll  do  all  the  talking  and  you  have  only  to 
listen.  Some  won't  even  do  that,  but  you  will ;  he  will 
interest  you,  I  guess  he  will.' 

'  Why,  who  is  Karl  Brumm  ?  ' 

'Karl?  Karl  Brumm?  He's  our  hotch-hotch  philo- 
sopher— that's  what  Hedger,  the  lawyer,  calls  him,  as  he 
says  that  he  contains  a  lot  of  valuable  assets,  but  all  mixed 
up  together.  Yes,  you  ought  to  see  him.  He  will  do  all 
the  talking ;  and  then,  you  know,  he  has  a  deal — a  great 
deal,  mind  you — to  do  with  the  German  vote  ;  though  he 
himself  has  been  so  long  from  Fatherland,  as  he  calls  it, 
that  he  has  almost  lost  the  accent.' 

'  What  are  the  valuable  assets,  then  ? '  asked  our 
politician.  '  Ideas,  information,  principles  ?  ' 

'  All  rolled  up  together,'  replied  Quiggle,  '  and  worth 
listening  to,  too  ;  though,  you  know,  he  is  such  an  original 
— funny,  not  to  say  queer — a  point  or  two  off  in  some 
things,  but  full  of  ideas,  only  the  parcels  come  out  upside 
down,  so  oddly.  I  can't  make  him  quite  out  myself. 
Sometimes  I'm  inclined  to  laugh  a  bit.  He  says  that  in 
Germany,  as  a  young  fellow,  he  worshipped  Karl  Marx 
—  and  that  he  does  so  still,  with  variations.  Has  new 
and  original  theories  for  everything — only  asks  for  people 
to  listen  to  them.  If  you'll  only  do  that,  out  they  will 
come,  one  after  the  other,  like  sausages  out  of  Maley's 
machine  down  the  street  there.' 

'  I  suppose  he  is  a  scholar,  then,  is  Mr.  Brumm  ? ' 

'  Certainly  he  is,  in  his  own  way.  He'll  give  you  some- 
thing to  digest  too,  will  Karl.  He  talks,  and  his  Helsa,  Mrs. 
Brumm,  and  the  parrots  look  on.  They  live  in  their  little 
cottage  in  the  wood,  about  a  mile  from  Upper  End.  The 
place  looks  lonely  ;  but,  bless  you !  they  ain't  lonely.  The 
fowl  paddock  alone  is  a  sight,  one  of  the  best  in  the 
district — and  the  parrots.  He  is  full  of  his  theories  and 
she  of  her  parrots,  and  there  is  nothing  more  welcome  to 


26o  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

all  three  than  a  visitor,  to  listen  to  both  theories  and 
screeching,  as  I  may  remark.  You  needn't  say  nothing  ; 
you  needn't  think  nothing,  if  you  don't  like,'  said  the  agent, 
winding  up  his  account  of  the  Bush  philosopher  with  a  laugh. 
'  Easier  than  tackling  Seeker  Secretary,'  he  murmured,  half 
to  himself. 

As  he  was  rattling  on,  our  politician  felt  his  interest 
in  the  German  was  rather  aroused  by  Quiggle's  description, 
so  it  ended  in  the  two  going  that  afternoon  to  Upper  End 
Station  on  a  goods  train,  by  the  special  permit  of  Hiram 
Brickwood.  But  before  he  went,  our  politician  did  not 
forget  to  write  to  town  about  the  M'Glumpy  absurdity. 
He  thought  it  best  to  send  a  private  note  to  the  Postmaster- 
General,  as  it  was  really  a  foolish  sort  of  thing  to  put  in  a 
formal  official  correspondence  ;  and  besides,  writing  at  once 
to  the  head  of  the  Department,  the  thing  could  be  stopped 
from  going  through.  That  official  received  it  a  couple  of 
days  after,  when  he  next  attended  at  the  Post  Office  (his 
duties  being  divided  between  that  Department  and  the 
Bureau  of  Education  and  Public  Knowledge,  of  which  he 
was  also  Minister),  and  soon  forgot  all  about  it,  it  being 
such  a  small  matter.  It  so  fell  out,  therefore,  that  the 
appointment  having  been  already  passed  with  a  large  batch 
of  other  minor  nominations,  it  never  came  before  the 
Minister  again,  and  M'Glumpy  junior  was,  in  fact,  duly- 
installed  as  letter-carrier  at  Glooscap  by  the  Postmistress, 
and  used  to  clean  out  the  shop  for  her  and  deliver  letters 
occasionally  as  she  directed  him. 

It  was  still  early  in  the  afternoon  when  they  arrived  at 
Upper  End.  The  walk  from  the  train  through  the  forest  to 
the  cottage  was  a  short  one,  and  they  were  soon  there.  It 
was  small,  but  bright-looking  and  scrupulously  neat  and 
clean,  and  did  seem,  at  first  view,  lonely,  buried  quite  among 
the  trees.  But  when  you  got  near,  a  scene  of  busy  life 
presented  itself  in  the  poultry  paddock  that  Quiggle  had 
referred  to. 

This  consisted  of  about  three  acres  in  front  of  the 
cottage,  leased  on  easy  terms  from  the  Government,  in  one- 
half  of  which  Mrs.  Brumm's  fowl  disported  themselves,  and 
carried  on  their  daily  life,  to  serve,  unknown  to  them,  the 


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purposes  of  man.  The  warm,  light,  dry  soil,  the  convenient 
trees  for  shade  and  shelter,  the  clumps  of  bushes  to  cover 
nests,  the  clear,  full  pond,  the  fresh  sand  patches  provided 
by  that  lady's  care,  and  the  snug  fowl-house  for  the  night 
(daily  cleaned  out  by  Mr.  Brumm  himself),  all  made  it 
quite  an  ideal  home  for  poultry.  And  here  they  were,  in 
all  their  varied  kinds,  dense  Conservatives,  in  fact,  old  Tory 
fowl,  disporting  themselves  in  this  new  world  in  their  several 
ways,  but  all  in  strict  accordance  with  the  fowl  precedents 
of  ancient  days  and  other  lands.  There  was  the  turkey- 
cock  still  going  on  in  the  old  absurd  way,  turning  round 
and  round,  inflating  his  comb,  repeating  his  gobble-gobble 
exclamation,  and  puffing  out  his  plumage  in  a  desperate 
style,  as  if  making  a  last  effort  to  attract  public  notice,  and 
no  one  heeding  him,  except  his  own  meek  hens,  even  if  they 
do  ;  for,  from  the  quiet  wearied  way  in  which  they  look  on,  it 
seems  as  if  it  was  quite  a  question  with  them  whether  the 
thing  was  not  carried  too  far,  and  overdone.  And  there 
the  domestic  hen,  seeking  anxiously  still  her  safe,  secret 
place  wherein  to  lay  the  daily  egg,  impelled  solely  by  her 
provident  care  to  have  a  full  nest  to  hatch  at  the  proper 
time,  but  all  the  while  really  providing  for  the  wants  of 
egg- devouring  man.  Joyfully  she  proclaims  with  loud 
cackle  her  new-laid  one,  as  the  chief  event  of  her  day,  but 
she  is,  in  fact,  only  announcing  another  morsel  for  his 
breakfast-table.  There  also  the  fretful  failure  of  a  mother, 
with  her  one  or  two  lonely-looking  chickens  following  her 
about,  and  she  all  the  time  scraping  and  pecking  and 
quarrelling  and  exclaiming  as  if  she  had  a  big  brood  on  her 
mind ;  while  the  successful  hen  of  the  world  sails  easily  along, 
attended  by  her  dozen  chicks,  readily  providing  for  them 
all  by  a  few  well-directed  scratches,  given  in  a  triumphant 
manner  on  the  right  spot,  that  is  fertile  with  insects  suitable 
for  the  young.  The  little  ducklings  are  there,  all  so  new 
and  as  yet  clean -looking  in  their  soft  downy  yellow,  the 
heart  of  the  mother  hen  distracted  with  fears  in  this  hemi- 
sphere as  in  the  other,  when  her  alien  children  paddle  away 
from  her  in  the  pond  ;  and  all  the  while  the  knowing  old 
ducks  sailing  philosophically  about,  as  if  quite  content  that 
the  stranger  should  have  the  worry  of  bringing  up  the 


262  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

troublesome  youngsters.  The  juvenile  cocks,  too,  were  to 
be  seen,  still  filled  with  the  old  insane  desire  to  have  every 
now  and  then  casual,  but  apparently  desperate,  sets-to  one 
with  another  ;  each  suddenly  stopping  and  eyeing  the 
adversary  with  deadly  intent,  then  making  one  or  two 
spasmodic  darts  each  at  the  enemy's  comb,  and  finally 
flitting  aside  to  the  peaceful  hens,  just  as  if  it  had  on  the 
moment  occurred  to  them  that  cock-fighting  was  a  mistake. 
Nor  was  there  wanting  the  cock  that  will  (flapping  his 
wings  to  strengthen  himself  for  each  fresh  effort)  always 
keep  crowing  the  same  crow,  at  regular  intervals,  but  in  a 
manner  that  is  sadly  monotonous  to  every  one  but,  appar- 
ently, to  himself;  though  what  he  wants  to  say,  and  why  he 
does  not  get  tired  of  repeating  it  so  often,  remains  as  much 
a  mystery  in  Excelsior  as  it  is  in  Europe.  Here  too  was 
plain  evidence  that  change  of  climate  did  not  modify  the 
unamiable  traits  in  fowl  character.  Still  the  poor  unfor- 
tunate that  by  some  early  ill-luck  got  marked  by  a  scar 
was  pecked  at  and  hunted  by  all  the  rest,  as  being  dis- 
reputable and  not  fit  for  good  society  ;  the  public  opinion 
of  the  poultry  world  evidently  not  only  disregarding  the 
English  principle,  not  to  hit  a  man  when  he  is  down,  but 
unanimously  holding  the  very  contrary,  and  one  and  all 
agreeing  that  you  should  peck  a  bird  that  is  unfortunate. 
Generally  also  through  the  little  mob  of  fowl  were  to  be  seen 
sundry  birds,  young  and  old,  who  were  evidently  bent  on 
picking  quarrels  promiscuously  with  their  neighbours, — 
exclaiming  violently  against  them,  chasing  one  for  a  moment 
and  then  desisting,  only  to  turn  at  some  one  else,  darting 
at  the  food  in  their  comrade's  mouth,  though  the  heap  was 
there  to  pick  from  themselves,  getting  in  the  quiet  ones' 
way  and  obstructing  them,  and  on  the  whole  doing  all  they 
could  to  make  themselves  disagreeable  and  to  needlessly 
add  to  the  troubles  of  life.  One-half  of  the  paddock,  that 
devoted  to  fowl  generally,  owned  the  sway  of  Mrs.  Brumm  ; 
but  the  other,  which  was  nearer  the  cottage  and  just  before 
the  little  flower-plot  in  front,  was  set  apart  for  the  use  of  a 
fine  flock  of  geese,  in  which  the  old  German  himself  took  an 
especial  interest,  having  a  high  opinion  of  geese  generally, 
and  priding  himself  upon  the  breed  of  his  birds  as  being 


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something  remarkable.  He  used  to  say  that  President 
Hayes,  of  the  United  States,  was  a  very  sensible  man.  He 
had  kept  a  poultry  farm,  on  retiring  from  the  kingship  of 
sixty  millions  of  people. 

As  our  two  travellers  came  near,  the  hissing  of  the  dis- 
turbed geese  and  the  screeching  of  several  parrots,  who  were 
perched  in  cages  or  on  stands  about  the  verandah,  made 
known  to  Mr.  Brumm  the  arrival  of  strangers,  and  soon  he 
was  at  the  door,  advancing  to  meet  them.  His  appearance 
was  the  signal  for  a  general  rising  among  the  fowl,  geese, 
and  parrots,  testified  by  renewed  screechings,  hissings,  chuck- 
ling, and  agitation,  and  a  universal  flocking  together  in  the 
poultry  part  of  the  paddock,  as  if  they  all  believed,  or  made 
believe,  that  feeding  time  was  come  again  prematurely. 
Our  politician  beheld  a  man  of  nearly  seventy,  hale  and 
venerable,  but  presenting  a  somewhat  wearied  aspect,  as 
if,  though  still  strong  bodily,  he  was  getting  mentally  tired 
of  the  many  problems  and  perplexities  that  life  presents. 
He  had  that  broad,  expansive  forehead  which  at  times  is 
to  be  seen  in  very  ordinary  men,  which  bespeaks  indeed 
intelligence,  but  intelligence  of  a  diffused  rather  than  a 
concentrated  description,  and  his  large  mild  eyes,  as  they 
looked  kindly  but  wearily  around,  told  of  a  sensitive  and 
sympathetic  nature.  Judging  from  his  appearance,  you 
would  say  that,  while  Nature,  in  mixing  the  ingredients 
for  making  Karl  Brumm,  might  have  missed  in  forming 
a  genius,  she  had  fully  succeeded  in  furnishing  forth  a 
philanthropist. 

'  Good  day  to  you,  Mr.  Karl.  You  are  quite  well,  I  see  ; 
and  I  hope  Mrs.  Helsa  is  well  too  ?  Here  is  our  new 
Member,  Mr.  Frankfort,  or  rather  I  should  say  Professor 
Frankfort — in  fact,  one  philosopher  coming  to  see  another. 
I  am  only  like  the  little  wire  that  connects  two  of  those 
highly-charged — what  d'ye  call  them — things  together.  Ha, 
ha  !  so  I  am  indeed,'  gently  laughed  the  little  agent. 

'  Come  in — come  in,  Mr.  Frankfort.      I  thought,  from  the 

extra  noise  the  geese  were  making,  that  something  unusual 

was  coming.      Helsa,  dear,  this  is  our  Parliamentary  Deputy 

—or  Representative,  I  should  say.      You  know  Mr.  Louis 

Quiggle  of  time  before.'      And  a  stout  German  lady,  of  over 


264  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

sixty,  stopped  for  a  moment  from  the  cleaning  of  a  parrot's 
cage  to  give  a  kindly  recognition  to  the  visitors.  In  one 
corner  of  the  small  and  cosy-looking  room  was  an  ancient 
spinning-wheel,  and  on  an  old  table  near  it  a  German  Bible 
and  a  book  of  Luther's  Hymns,  which  comprised  her 
literature ;  while  a  small  bookshelf  over  the  mantelpiece 
contained  that  of  her  husband.  The  names  on  the  backs  of 
these  books  soon  caught  Frankfort's  eye — Karl  Marx,  Henry 
George,  Fabian  Tracts,  among  the  foremost.  Goethe's  Faustt 
one  volume  of  Carlyle's  Frederick  the  Great  (from  Woodall's 
Lending  Library  in  Brassville),  one  or  two  of  Scott's  novels, 
an  ancient  edition  of  Burns's  poems,  and  a  few  unbound  copies 
of  Reviews  which  contained  articles  that  had  struck  the  old 
German  as  being  of  special  value — these,  with  such  current 
literature  as  he  could  afford,  made  up  his  library.  The 
furniture  about  the  little  room  was  old,  but  well-preserved 
and  comfortable-looking  ;  and  as  the  pure,  peaceful  ray  of 
the  afternoon  sun  shot  into  the  quiet  scene,  it  seemed  to 
come  to  rest  in  congenial  surroundings. 

'  I  made  a  point  of  bringing  our  Member  to  you,  Mr. 
Karl,  as  you  took  the  trouble  to  come  in  and  vote.  And 
you  vote  straight.  He  votes  straight,  does  he  not,  Mrs. 
Helsa?'  rattled  on  the  agent,  turning,  with  a  pleasant  look, 
to  the  wife.  'But  now  I'll  away  and  leave  you  two  learned 
gentlemen  together,  while  I  go  and  look  up  our  friends 
beyond  in  the  Forest.  I'll  tell  them,  Mr.  Frankfort,  to  call 
at  the  Lake  Reservoir  when  they  are  in  at  the  cattle  sale 
to-morrow  ;  and,  if  you  please,  sir,  we'll  meet  at  Upper  End 
Station,  evening  train,  7. 1  5  o'clock,  Government  time.  Your 
humble  servant,  Mrs.  Helsa,  and  yours  obediently,  Mr.  Karl. 
By-by  ' ;  and,  with  an  affectionate  wave  of  the  hand,  the  little 
man  was  off,  to  '  look  up,'  as  he  had  said,  the  electors  in  the 
Forest. 

'  Pleasant  quiet  place  you  have  here,  Mr.  Brumm.  You 
don't  feel  it  at  all  lonely,  do  you,  you  and  your  good  wife 
here  ?  '  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  No,  I  can't  say  that  we  do, — do  we,  Helsa  ?  You  see 
we  have  such  good  watchers  about  us.' 

'  Dogs  ? ' 

'  No,  geese.      I  used  to  have  dogs,  but  they  are  stupid 


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things  compared  with  geese.  Parrots  are  very  good  watchers 
for  the  day,  but  they,  like  the  dogs,  go  asleep  at  night — 
geese  never,  but,  at  the  slightest  approach,  night  or  day, 
hissing  and  quacking  they  warn  you.  You  are  a  scholar, 
sir.  You  remember  how  in  old  Rome  the  insidious  advance 
on  the  Capitoline  Hill  was  frustrated  by  the  cackling  of  the 
geese.' 

'  To  be  sure  that  is  so,  Mr.  Brumm.  Well,  I  am  glad 
I  have  come  out  to  see  you  and  acknowledge  the  trouble 
you  took  in  coming  in  to  vote.' 

'  Thank  you,'  replied  Karl  Brumm,  looking  round  calmly  ; 
'  it  is  fair  that  I  should  tell  you  that  I  voted  for  Mr.  Meeks.' 

'  Indeed, — that  is  a  little  disappointing  to  me.  But  no 
doubt  you  had  good  reason,  Mr.  Brumm.' 

'  Yes,  I  had.  Mr.  Meeks  quite  agrees  with  me  on  the 
great  foundation  question  of  our  time — the  land.  I  could 
not  desert  him.' 

'  Certainly  not,'  replied  our  politician,  speaking  quite 
sincerely,  '  if  he  is  the  best  exponent  of  your  views.  But 
what,  may  I  ask,  is  the  particular  phase  of  the  land  question 
that  you  refer  to  ?  ' 

'  Why,  mine  friend,  the  simple  question  :  Whether  the 
people  are  to  be  robbed  of  their  inalienable  ownership  of  the 
earth  by  what  is  called  private  property  in  land.  If  it  is 
right  for  a  man  to  own  one  acre,  it  is  equally  right  that  he 
should  own  the  whole  earth.  And  what,  then,  do  the  people 
of  the  earth  become  ?  His  slaves.' 

'  Would  you  then  lay  hands  on  all  landed  property  and 
confiscate  it  ?  That  would  soon  kill  industry  and  thrift  too.' 

'  Mine  friend,  what  is  thrift  ?  The  gospel  of  sordid 
endeavour.  Still,  I  would  not  seize  the  land  from  those 
they  call  its  owners.  By  no  means.  Simply  tax  away  the 
value  to  the  State.  Is  not  that  simple  ? ' 

'  Certainly,  Henry  George's  idea.' 

'  Mine  friend,  mine  friend,'  said  the  old  man,  with  a 
patient  yet  half-reproachful  air — '  mine  friend,  where  have 
you  learnt  your  philosophy  ?  Helsa,  my  love,  hand  me  the 
Bible.'  And  taking  the  old  German  volume,  he  turned  to 
Leviticus,  ch.  xxv.,  and  solemnly  read,  translating  as  he  did 
so  :  'If  thy  brother  be  waxen  poor,  and  hath  sold  away 


266  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

some  of  his  possession  .  .  .  then  that  which  is  sold  shall 
remain  in  the  hand  of  him  that  hath  bought  it  until  the  year 
of  Jubilee  :  and  in  the  Jubilee  it  shall  go  out,  and  he  shall 
return  unto  his  possession.' 

'At  the  Jubilee,  you  see,'  he  continued,  looking  with  a 
pleased,  triumphant  air  at  our  politician — '  at  the  Jubilee  all 
was  restored.  No  lasting  property  in  land.  Henry  George 
— interesting  writer — but  only  the  Mosaic  bellman  for  the 
nineteenth  century.  When  will  our  Jubilee  arrive  ? ' 

'  Certainly  the  laws  of  Moses  qualify  our  ideas  of  absolute 
property,'  said  our  politician. 

'  Surely,  surely.  You  may  go  into  thy  neighbour's  vine- 
yard and  eat  thy  fill.  You  may  go  into  his  standing  corn 
and  pluck  what  you  want.  You  must  leave  the  sheaf  in  the 
field  for  the  widow.' 

'  Still,  it  does  seem  hard  that  a  man's  land  should  be 
taken.  Why  not,  then,  his  other  savings  ? '  asked  our 
politician,  who  felt  interested  in  learning  how  far  the  old 
German  carried  his  liberal  views. 

'  Other  savings  ?  Certainly.  Why  not  ?  It  is  unjust 
accumulation  that  is  the  cause  of  poverty.  Let  me  render 
to  you  again  the  words  of  the  wise  Book  :  "If  thy  brother 
be  waxen  poor,  then  thou  shalt  relieve  him.  Thou  shalt  not 
give  him  thy  money  upon  usury,  nor  lend  him  thy  victuals 
for  increase."  You  respect  the  Bible,  do  you  not,  Professor  ?  ' 

'  Certainly.  But  what  application  do  you  draw  from  the 
last  passage  ? ' 

'  Is  it  not  clear,  good  friend  ?  It  points  to  the  Wealth 
Balance  Tax.  The  Single  Tax  for  land.  The  Wealth 
Tax  for  other  accumulations,  only  not  so  absolute  in  its 
operation,  owing  to  the  difference  between  land  and  other 
property.' 

'  I  am  not  sure,'  remarked  our  politician,  c  that  I  under- 
stand the  proposed  operation  of  this  Wealth  Tax.' 

'  What  ?  not  know  the  Wealth  Balance  Tax,  and  you  a 
Professor  ? '  said  the  old  man,  looking  round  with  a  gentle 
smile.  '  Why,  every  year,  upon  the  appointed  day,  each  man 
counts  up  his  assets  and  his  liabilities.  The  balance  of  his 
assets  over  his  liabilities  is  his  wealth,  I  suppose.  On  this 
balance  he  pays  the  tax — some  trifle,  a  penny  or  a  half- 


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penny  in  the  pound.  It  is  levied  on  all,  no  one  escapes. 
One  man  pays  a  few  coppers,  another  a  few  pounds.  The 
poor  man  who  has  no  balance  pays  nothing.  The  result  in 
our  Province  would  be  the  addition  of  a  million  or  so  to  the 
Revenue.  No  one  feels  it.  It  is  paid  out  of  superfluity. 
The  value  of  the  real  and  personal  property  in  Excelsior  is 
valued  at  £500,000,000,  I  believe.  Well,  suppose  only  a 
tax  of  a  halfpenny  in  the  pound.  How  much  do  five 
hundred  millions  of  halfpence  come  to  ?  But  men  are  so 
simple,'  continued  the  old  German  contemplatively,  '  truly  an 
"  unco'  squad,"  as  your  Robbie  Burns  has  it.  Able  to  see 
few  things  in  their  true  light.  Look  at  this  cry  about  keep- 
ing up  the  gold  currency  of  the  Province.' 

'  Why,  don't  you  approve  of  the  gold  standard,  then  ? ' 
asked  our  politician,  rather  surmising  that  Karl  Brumm's 
ideas  on  that  intricate  subject  would  be  independent  of 
conventionalism. 

'  Gold  standard,  my  good  friend,  why  trouble  about  it  ? 
Have  we  not  silver  more  than  we  know  what  to  do  with,  and 
plenty  of  paper  too,  I  suppose  ?  What  more  do  we  want 
for  a  currency  ?  the  silver  for  small,  the  paper  for  large 
transactions.' 

'  Yet  neither  the  silver  nor  the  paper  will  do  for  exchange 
outside  the  Province.  What  is  behind  your  paper,  if  you 
cannot  get  gold  on  demand  ?  ' 

'  What  is  behind  ?  Well,  I  can't  help  smiling  ; — you 
will  excuse  me,  I  know.  I  will  tell  you,  Mr.  Professor,  what 
is  behind.  At  the  back  of  every  State  note  is  the  land, 
mines,  rivers,  public  works,  accumulated  wealth,  public  spirit, 
intelligence,  enterprise,  and  patriotism  of  the  Province  of 
Excelsior,  and  of  the  three  million  people  who  inhabit  it. 
Possibly  that  is  sufficient  security  for  one  pound,'  and  Karl 
Brumm  looked  round  in  calm  triumph. 

'  I  should  just  like  to  get  it,'  quietly  remarked  Helsa 
Brumm,  as  she  scoured  away  actively  at  the  floor  of  a  cage 
that  she  had  just  taken  down — '  I  should  just  like  to  get 
it  for  the  pound  that  I  have  to  spend  on  market  day.' 

She  was,  unlike  some  wives,  and  some  very  good  wives 
too,  an  implicit  believer  in  her  husband  ;  and,  following  his 
example,  rather  pitied  any  one  who  dissented  from  his  various 


268  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

theories.  The  parrot  which  she  had  a  moment  before  put 
upon  a  high  perch,  while  his  cage  was  being  cleaned,  gave  a 
loud  screech,  as  his  master  looked  round,  just  as  if  he  under- 
stood and  quite  approved  his  views  upon  the  Currency 
question,  and  he  nodded  as  if  to  to  add  his  emphatic  assent 
to  Mrs.  Brumm's  remarks. 

'  No,  no,  mine  friend,  I  have  no  difficulty  about  what  is 
behind  our  paper,  so  long  as  we  keep  our  silver  in  the 
country.  If  we  go  on  letting  all  the  silver  go  out  of  the 
country  away  to  Europe,  that  is  quite  another  thing.  There 
may  be  difficulty  then.' 

'But  surely,  Mr.  Brumm,  we  must  send  our  silver  to 
Europe  if  we  are  to  get  from  Europe  what  we  want.' 

'  Easy,  Mr.  Frankfort — easy,  if  you  please.  Slow  and 
sure.  The  pressing  want  of  the  people  of  Excelsior  is  to 
get  what  they  need  from  one  another.  I  require  certain 
simple  but  very  necessary  things  from  the  baker,  the  butcher, 
the  grocer  at  Upper  End.  If  I  have  enough  silver  I  can 
get  all  these.  If  I  have  not,  what  good  to  me  is  the  silver 
going  to  Europe  ?  No,  my  good  sir.  Step  by  step.  First 
supply  our  own  wants.  For  that  purpose,  keep  the  silver  in 
the  Province.  I  may  inform  you,'  continued  the  old  man, 
taking  a  well-worn  notebook  out  of  the  desk  near  him — '  I 
may  inform  you  that  when  I  went  to  Miranda  with  our  Free 
Silver  deputation,  we  saw  both  the  Premier,  the  Honourable 
Mr.  Brereton,  and  Sir  Donald  MacLever,  the  leader  of  the 
Opposition,  and  explained  our  views  fully  to  them.  I  was 
one  of  the  speakers.' 

'  Indeed  !  and  what  did  they  say  ?  Did  they  agree 
with  one  another  ?  ' 

'  Well,  it  so  happened  that  they  rather  did.  Why,  here 
I  have  written  down  their  replies  in  my  book.  The 
Honourable  the  Premier  remarks  that  "  he  regarded  our 
views  with  a  feeling  of  respect,  joined  to  a  spirit  of  inquiry."  ' 
And  old  Karl  looked  up  at  our  politician  to  see  what  effect 
this  ministerial  declaration  made  upon  him.  '  Then  Sir 
Donald  MacLever — you  know  what  a  grave-looking  man  he 
is  ;  these  very  honest  men  generally  do  look  grave,  do  they 
not?' 

'  Sometimes  they  do.     And  what  did  he  say  ? ' 


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'  Why,  here  it  is  :  "  He  did  not  hesitate  to  say  that  their 
opinions  excite  sympathy  and  challenge  thought."  How 
great  is  truth,  even  among  the  mere  children  of  the  world  ! ' 
continued  Karl  Brumm,  turning  his  benevolent  look  on  his 
companion.  '  But,  as  I  said  just  now,'  he  continued,  justify- 
ing Quiggle's  statement  that  he  would  carry  on  the  conver- 
sation— '  as  I  said  just  now,  men  are  so  simple.  They 
are  humbugged  whether  in  pleasure  or  in  business.  They 
go  to  a  flower  show ;  each  individual  is  bored  to  death,  but 
the  general  effect  is  pleasing.  They  call  it  pleasure.  They 
are  bid  go  fishing  to  the  grand  trout  streams  beyond  Silver- 
acre  ;  and  when  they  get  there  they  are  told  that  the  real 
trout  are  somewhere  else — further  on,  of  course.  Or  turn  to 
business  :  look  at  our  Trams  and  Rails.' 

'  Yes,  there  is  something  wrong  there,  certainly — crushing 
loss.' 

'  But  why,  mine  friend  ?  only  because  of  their  absurd 
management.' 

'  And  which  do  you  consider  the  really  weak  point  in  the 
management,  Mr.  Brumm  ? ' 

'  The  absurd  Ticket  system.  They  should  be  free  to 
travel  on  for  all — free  as  the  air.' 

'  Free  as  the  air  ; — but  surely, — why,  what,  how  would 
you  maintain  them  ?  ' 

'  By  the  public  purse,  of  course.  The  people's  money 
would  pay  for  the  people's  conveyance.  No  one  would 
travel  unless  he  had  business  to  do,  or  goods  to  deliver,  and 
look  what  an  impetus  the  free  carriage  would  give  to  industry 
everywhere.  It  would  be  new  life  to  it,  and  to  the  Province. 
If  you  keep  a  buggy  you  do  not  pay  every  time  you  go  in 
it,  do  you  ?  ' 

'  It  would  be  a  rather  heavy  burden  to  the  Revenue, 
though,'  suggested  our  politician. 

'  Not  so  much  as  you  might  imagine.  Just  consider 
what  an  army  of  porters,  gatekeepers,  ticket  collectors, 
detectives,  complicated  book-keeping,  clerical  supervision, 
time  and  labour  in  arranging  tables  of  fares  and  concessions, 
not  to  mention  printing  and  stationery,  would  be  saved. 
The  spurt  given  to  industry  by  free  interchange  would  alone 
pay  for  the  loss.  It  is  not  because  ideas  are  new  that  they 


270  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

are  to  be  despised,'  said  the  old  man,  looking  round  and 
uttering  a  gentle  passing  reproach  to  the  parrot,  which  still 
kept  screeching,  apparently  as  if  he  wanted  to  join  in  the 
conversation,  but  really  because  his  cage  was  being  washed. 
\j  '  If/  he  continued,  '  we  were  not  to  accept  novelties, 
where  would  be  progress  ?  We  progress,  indeed,  by  taking 
up  absurd  things  and  making  them  practicable  afterwards. 
For  example,  Woman's  Suffrage  was  once  laughed  at — but 
now ! ' 

4  Now  its  ultimate  success  is  assured,  I  am  glad  to  feel/ 
remarked  our  politician. 

'  So  I  should  hope  by  what  I  hear.  But,  mine  good 
friend,  as  well  as  I  can  understand,  you  political  men  have 
missed,  I  fear,  the  most  important  part  of  Woman's  Rights.' 

'  In  what  way,  Mr.  Brumm  ?  We  are,  most  of  us,  for 
giving  every  woman  a  vote.  What  more  can  we  do  ? ' 

'  It  is  just  as  I  thought.  You  have  missed  the  great 
point.  I  was  about  observing  when  you  spoke,  that  you  and 
your  friends  quite  overlook  the  obvious  fact  that  if  every 
woman  is  entitled  to  one  vote,  the  woman  who  is  also  a 
mother  is  entitled  to  two.  She  has  performed  a  service — 
perhaps  at  the  risk  of  her  life — which  is  not  only  useful  to 
the  community,  but  essential  to  its  existence.  The  other 
has  not.  Is  she  to  get  nothing  for  this  from  the  State  that 
she  builds  up,  and  for  which  she  produces  the  men  that  are 
to  fight  its  battles  ?  ' 

'  And  the  unmarried  women  to  have  only  one  vote  ? ' 

'  Why  should  they  have  more  ?  Have  they  produced 
men  for  their  country  ?  Have  they  risked  their  lives  in  so 
doing?  Mine  good  friend,  we  must  look  to  reason  in  what 
we  do,  not  mere  habit  and  custom.  Else  we  are  like  a 
shoal  of  minnows  all  darting  for  our  very  lives  into  the  boy's 
net  simply  because  the  biggest  minnow,  and  perhaps  the 
biggest  fool  of  all,  has  darted  that  way  first.  Let  us  think 
for  ourselves/  he  added,  as  he  was  challenged  again  by  the 
parrot  that  Mrs.  Brumm  had  just  put  into  his  cleaned  cage, 
and  who  was  screeching  frightfully  in  consequence. 

'  Well,  that  certainly  is  a  new  view,  Mr.  Brumm.  In  all 
the  Press  advocacy  of  Woman's  Rights,  I  don't  think  I  ever 
saw  this  idea  of  yours  before.' 


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'  The  Press — the  Press,'  returned  the  old  man,  still 
gazing  on  his  parrot.  '  What  is  the  Press  ?  ' 

'  With  all  its  defects,  it  is  an  agent  of  enlightenment  and 
a  guardian  against  wrongs,  both  public  and  private.' 

'Well,  mine  friend,  I  suppose  you  politicians  must  say 
as  much.  But  I  should  like  to  ask  you — I  suppose  you  are 
aware  that  the  London  news-agents'  list  of  leading  news- 
papers of  the  world  fills  a  book  of  eighty  pages,  each  page 
enumerating  fifty  newspapers.  The  smaller  papers  you 
would  count  by  the  thousand.  How  many  of  them  give 
us  facts,  true  facts  for  our  news  ?  How  many  ?  ' 

'  I  should  say  that  many  of  them  do — as  well  as  they  can 
at  least,'  remarked  our  politician. 

'  Then  I  am  sorry  that  I  cannot  agree  with  you.  When 
do  you  find  the  simplest  fact  truly  stated  ?  In  your  country, 
Britain,  when  Universal  Suffrage  was  adopted,  how  many 
of  your  newspapers  stated  the  fact  ?  ' 

'  Surely  they  all  called  attention  to  the  enlargement  of 
the  Franchise.' 

'  Not  at  all,  Professor.  Universal  Suffrage  in  England 
was  conferred  by  the  Poor  Rate  Assessment  and  Collection 
Bill  in  1878,  and  none  of  all  your  newspapers  mentioned 
that  great  event.  It  was  our  German  papers  that  first 
called  attention  to  it.  1  learnt  it  from  the  Hanoversches 
Tageblatt  there  on  the  table.  It  is  from  my  native  district 
Woodall  gets  it  for  me.  It  is  the  only  paper  worth  an 
intelligent  man's  time  to  read.  As  for  the  rest,  if  I 
wanted  instruction  in  human  affairs,  I  would  as  soon  refer 
to  the  Government  Astronomer's  Report  on  Astrophoto- 
graphic  Researches  ' ;  and  he  handed  Frankfort  the  document 
from  a  bundle  of  Parliamentary  papers,  that  were  issued 
by  the  Government  Astronomer  and  dealt  with  scientific 
subjects. 

1 1  see,  then,  that  you  take  an  interest  in  other  than 
political  topics.' 

'  Truly  I  do,  mine  friend.  Your  predecessor,  Meeks, 
understood  this,  and  took  a  deep  interest  in  following  these 
subjects  with  me.  He  sent  me  these  scientific  papers  regu- 
larly, and  used  then  to  get  my  opinion  on  them,  which,  he 
used  to  find,  was  of  great  assistance  to  him  in  dealing  with 


272  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  subjects  in  Parliament.  I  shall  be  happy  to  render  you 
a  similar  service  if  you  desire  it' 

'  Certainly  I  do,'  replied  our  politician.  '  I  shall  be  glad 
to  send  you  all  publications  of  that  kind.  And  as  you  are 
interested  in  the  Currency  question,  I  can  send  you  any 
papers  upon  that  too.  Quiggle  tells  me  that  you  favour 
the  decimal  system  ? ' 

'  What  intelligent  man  does  not  ?  Only  there,  too, 
people  will  miss  the  point.  The  true  unit  obviously  is  one- 
twelfth,  not  one-tenth.  It  should  be  a  duodecimal  system. 
You  can  take  an  even  quarter,  half,  or  three -fourths  of 
twelve,  but  can  you  of  ten  ?  Yet  people  do  not  notice  these 
simple  fundamental  things.  We  do  not  make  haste  to  be 
wise,  do  we  ? '  he  asked,  as  he  looked  round  with  a  smile. 
'  It's  just  the  same  with  our  silly  method  of  issuing  warrants 
to  arrest  criminals.' 

'  Why,  would  you  not  have  warrants  before  men  are 
arrested  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort. 

'  Certainly  not  ?  Why  should  you,  mine  friend  ?  You 
think  a  man  has  committed  a  burglary.  You  send  out  an 
officer  with  a  warrant  to  arrest  him.  You  have  to  pay  the 
officer  highly,  and  probably  you  have  the  man  on  your  hands 
to  support  for  years.  Serve  a  summons  upon  him  to  appear 
in  court  that  day  week,  and,  why,'  continued  Karl  Brumm, 
with  his  accustomed  look  of  mild  triumph — '  why,  you  never 
hear  of  him  again.  He  flies  the  country.  Follow  that 
common -sense  course,  and  you  will  soon  have  no  need  of 
either  warrant  or  summons  in  Excelsior.  Then  you  can  do 
without  officers,  and  I  presume  that  you  do  not  absolutely 
want  criminals.' 

The  conversation  was  becoming  increasingly  difficult  to 
maintain,  as  Mrs.  Brumm  was  bringing  in  the  parrots  from 
the  verandah  for  the  night,  and  they  insisted  on  screeching 
and  nodding  to  one  another,  as  if  they  too  had  knotty  points 
that  must  be  disputed  over  and  solved  before  they  settled  to 
rest.  So  our  politician  rose  to  take  his  farewell  of  the  old 
philosopher — for  he  was  a  lover  of  wisdom  at  least,  as  he 
knew  it — and  his  good  wife. 

'  Though  Mr.  Meeks  has  been  my  man,  I  truly  wish  you 
all  success  in  your  Parliamentary  life,  Mr.  Frankfort.  Only 


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remember  one  thing,  or  you  will  be  disappointed,  mine  good 
friend,  in  your  future  work !  ' 

'  What  is  that,  Mr.  Brumm  ?  ' 

'  Why,  that  the  institution  that  you  are  about  to  become 
a  member  of — Parliament — never  accomplishes  the  object 
it  intends  in  making  laws  ;  but  always  some  other  object 
that  it  did  not  intend.' 

'  Well,  really  Mr.  Brumm,  I  think  you  state  your  propo- 
sition in  rather  a  broad  way.  At  times  it  is,  no  doubt,  as 
you  say.' 

'  Always,  mine  friend,  always — in  the  simplest  things  as 
in  the  greatest.  But  particularly  when  you  make  laws  to 
help  the  poor  man,  somebody  else  generally  reaps  the  crop.' 

'  Oh  well,  Mr.  Brumm,  mistakes  will  be  made  under  any 
system.  It  is  something  to  at  least  aim  at  helping  the  poor 
man.' 

'  Surely,  surely,'  slowly  repeated  Karl,  as  our  politician, 
taking  a  kind  farewell  of  the  two  old  people,  hurried  off  to 
join  Quiggle  at  Upper  End  and  catch  the  evening  train 
to  Brassville. 

As  he  walked  along  the  Forest  track,  he  could  not  but 
reflect  how  all-pervading  and  penetrating  are  the  new  ideas 
of  our  time.  There — in  that  distant,  lonely  cottage,  which 
the  passing  traveller  would  conclude  sheltered  only  some 
country  folk,  whose  talk  was  of  bullocks — even  there  were 
the  problems  of  social  life  cogitated  over,  and  if  at  times 
perverted  and  misunderstood,  yet  attempted  to  be  grappled 
with,  and  all  in  the  interest  of  the  many  and  of  the  poor. 
Just  as  Madame  Dole  had  her  views  about  Woman's  Suffrage 
at  her  mountain  shanty,  so  Karl  Brumm  had  his  here  in  the 
woods  ;  and  thousands  like  him,  all  over  the  globe,  were 
thinking  more  or  less,  certainly  arguing,  theorising  and  dis- 
puting theories,  spinning  out  devices  of  the  brain  to  cope 
with  the  evil  conditions  of  life.  Thinking  has  become  demo- 
cratised. It  used  to  be  the  privilege  of  the  few,  now  it  is 
the  recreation  of  the  many.  In  the  multitude  of  counsellors 
there  is  said  to  be  safety.  If  our  civilisation  fails,  it  will 
not  be  for  want  of  advice. 

Our  politician  would  not  have  been  sorry  to  have  spent 
some  more  time  discussing  public  topics  with  his  con- 

VOL.  I  T 


274  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

stituents,  and  listening  to  their  opinions,  for  it  is  always 
instructive  to  know  what  a  number  of  people  do  think  ;  but 
his  duties  at  the  University  were  awaiting  him,  and  though 
Mr.  Borland,  as  President  of  the  Board  of  Overseers,  gave 
instructions  for  arrangements  to  be  made  for  any  leave  that 
Professor  Frankfort  might  desire,  our  politician  did  not  feel 
it  right  to  act  upon  this  generous  consideration  too  freely. 
Besides,  the  political  atmosphere  in  Excelsior  was  begin- 
ning to  get  electrical  with  the  conditions  that  naturally 
attended  the  approaching  meeting  of  Parliament.  So  he 
had  one  or  two  more  interviews  with  prominent  constituents, 
and  completed  the  settling  of  his  election  accounts,  with  the 
aid  and  advice  of  Louis  Quiggle.  He  spent  a  happy  even- 
ing the  day  before  he  left  with  his  uncle  and  aunt  and  the 
cousins  at  the  Bank  ;  but  no  reference  was  made  by  either 
nephew  or  uncle  to  the  interview  in  the  Bank  parlour  on  the 
day  of  his  first  election  meeting.  By  tacit  mutual  consent 
that  skeleton  was  put  away  in  a  back  closet  of  the  memory  ; 
never,  let  us  hope,  to  come  forth  again.  No  reference  to  the 
Reservoir  was  made  by  either  of  the  men.  But  Mrs.  Fairlie 
lamented  its  loss  for  the  present  as  too  sad,  and  a  cruel  blow 
to  them  all ;  and  young  Teddy  kept  asking  when  it  would 
be  ready  for  his  boats. 

The  only  other  social  engagement  that  our  politician  had 
to  fulfil  was  to  lunch  with  Mrs.  Quiggle.  Though  he  was 
very  much  pressed  with  business  on  the  last  day  of  his  stay 
— he  was  going  by  the  afternoon  train — Mr.  Quiggle 
informed  him  that  he  would  have  to  come,  as  Mrs.  Quiggle 
had  decided  that  he  must  have  his  farewell  lunch  with  her. 
The  little  man  said  that  he  had,  in  fact,  suggested  to  her  to 
forego  her  undoubted  claim,  in  consideration  of  the  many 
calls  of  duty  upon  the  Member  on  the  last  day  of  his  stay. 
But  she  would  admit  of  no  excuse ;  her  mind  was  made  up, 
and  as  the  agent  remarked,  putting  forth  his  hands  in  a 
deprecating  manner,  when  that  was  so  it  was  a  case  of 
'  there  you  are.'  So  he  drove  Frankfort  out  in  his  own  trap, 
and  the  two  presented  themselves  to  Mrs.  Quiggle  precisely 
at  the  hour  that  she  had  named.  She  was  as  large  for  a 
woman  as  he  was  small  for  a  man,  in  accordance  with 
Nature's  instinct  which  generally  incites  the  fancy  of  the  two 


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sexes  in  this  manner,  else  the  human  race  would  develop 
into  tribes  of  giants  on  the  one  hand  and  dwarfs  on  the 
other.  She  was  in  figure  altogether  sufficiently  matronly  to 
have  been  his  mother,  but  her  youthful  and  pleasing  appear- 
ance justified  their  marital  relation.  It  was  evident  that  she 
ruled  her  husband,  but  she  did  it  as  good  intelligent  wives 
do,  kindly  as  well  as  firmly.  One  token  of  her  effective 
training  at  once  struck  our  politician  as  novel,  but  full  of 
significance,  and  that  was  not  only  the  respectful  but 
laudatory  manner  in  which  Quiggle  kept  on  during  the 
lunch  referring  to  each  dish  of  the  fare — nathless  that  it  was 
at  his  own  table — in  fact,  as  if  he  were  only  a  guest  himself, 
and  she  the  real  authority,  which  indeed  she  was.  The 
case  of  the  husband  who  grumbles  at  his  food  was  quite 
reversed  here  ;  and  it  all  came  out  so  naturally,  that  it  was 
evidently  the  little  man's  daily  habit.  It  had  become 
almost  with  him,  as  Seeker  wished  the  promotion  of  the 
State  workers  to  be,  automatic. 

'  Loui,  what  will  you  have  ? '  she  asked,  after  giving  our 
politician  a  wing  of  a  chicken  reared  and  fattened  by  herself, 
as  she  informed  him. 

'  Why,  my  dear,  either  a  leg  or  wing  of  that  delicious 
chicken.  Leg  or  wing  is  all  one  with  a  bird  like  that.  Not 
like  those  chicken  frames  that  one  sees  in  Hegarty's 
provision  store  down  the  street.  Professor,  I  would  recom- 
mend you  to  try  one  of  these  artichokes.  They  are  from 
Mrs.  Quiggle's  own  garden.  These  are  the  true  vegetable, 
you  understand — succulent  for  a  baby  ;  not  like  pieces  of 
boiled  paper  smothered  in  butter.  Take  a  piece  of  toast, 
Mr.  Frankfort.  If  there  is  one  thing  that  Mrs.  Quiggle 
understands,  it  is  toast.  I  think  I  may  say  that  she  knows 
the  difference  between  a  piece  of  board  and  a  piece  of  toast. 
This  is  toast,  you  see — crisp  yet  tender.' 

'  Loui,  will  you  have  pie  or  shape  ? '  the  lady  asked, 
when  the  feast  had  reached  that  stage. 

'  Some  of  that  lovely  shape,  my  love.  Why,  this,'  he 
continued,  striking  his  spoon  into  his  portion — '  this  is  the 
sort  of  thing  that  they  give  to  Royal  personages  when 
they  are  convalescent  from  illness.  I  shouldn't  wonder  if 
that  Prince  La  Tour  d'Auvergne,  who,  the  cable  says,  broke 


276  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

his   leg  hunting   the  other  day,   lives   on    things    just    like 
this.' 

'  Orange  or  pineapple,  Loui  ?  ' 

'  It's  hard,  really,  to  choose  between  fruit  like  that  ;  but, 
if  I  must,  I  will  say  the  orange.' 

So  he  kept  on  chattering  away  very  much  to  himself, 
while  Mrs.  Quiggle  and  her  visitor  talked  about  various 
incidents  of  the  election,  and  about  Woman's  Rights,  which 
the  good  lady  strongly  supported.  But  she  had  a  view  of 
her  own  upon  that  subject,  like  most  others.  For  she 
maintained  that  only  married  women  were  entitled  to  the 
Franchise. 

'  What  a  single  woman  wants  is  not  a  vote,  but  a  husband. 
She  ain't  a  real  woman  if  she  is  satisfied  with  a  vote,'  she 
remarked.  Our  politician  tried  to  combat  this  view  as  a 
low  one  of  womankind,  but  he  was  overruled  as  firmly  as 
Quiggle  himself  would  have  been  if  he  had  ventured  to  differ 
from  his  wife.  Mrs.  Quiggle  not  only  held  her  ground,  but 
maintained  that  a  woman  never  properly  settled  down  to  the 
work  of  life  till  she  was  married,  and  did  not  hesitate  to 
name  Miss  Gazelle  as  an  instance  of  this.  It  was  in  vain 
that  Frankfort  urged  that  the  greatest  heroines  in  the  world's 
history  and  the  greatest  benefactors  of  the  race  have  been 
single  women.  Mrs.  Quiggle  continued  her  remarks  on 
Miss  Gazelle,  and  spoke  slightingly  of  that  lady's  political 
activity,  said  that  '  she  was  too  much  all  of  a  flutter  about 
politics,  like  a  quarrelsome  hen,'  and  asked  why  she  didn't 
come  to  the  point  with  Seth  Pride,  and  then  when  the  two 
had  settled  down,  they  could  put  a  little  sense  into  things. 
After  lunch,  as  our  politician  and  Mrs.  Quiggle  were  getting 
quite  earnest  in  the  controversy,  and  the  afternoon  was 
meanwhile  slipping  away,  Quiggle  interposed  a  warning, 
remarking  that  time  would  not  wait  even  for  empresses  ;  and 
so  after  the  farewell  with  Mrs.  Quiggle,  who  wished  him  equal 
good  luck  at  all  future  elections,  he  and  Quiggle  drove  off  to 
the  station.  Here  they  parted  with  a  mutual  appreciation 
of  the  respective  merits  of  one  another.  Frankfort  felt 
grateful  for  the  zealous  and  skilful  services  of  his  agent. 
On  the  other  hand,  Quiggle,  while  he  realised  all  the  in- 
experience of  our  politician,  expected  that  he  would  shape 


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well  enough  after  an  election  or  two,  and  when  he  had 
become  accustomed  to  trot  in  the  political  harness. 

As  the  train  puffed  slowly  out  of  the  station,  the  eye  of 
our  politician  was  caught  directly — his  own  name  seemed 
strange  to  him  in  the  new  surroundings — by  the  election 
posters,  proclaiming  the  identity  of  his  cause  with  that  of 
Water  and  the  Reservoir,  which  had  startled  him  when  he  was 
arriving  to  begin  his  canvass.  Some  had  been  blown  down, 
and  more  torn  or  defaced  by  the  enemy  ;  but  others  remained 
flaunting  still,  though  in  a  faded  manner,  their  watchwords 
to  the  now  indifferent  public.  He  fancied  them  less  than 
ever  now,  just  as  a  man  regards  the  exaggeration  of  after- 
dinner  deliverances  when  he  reads  them  in  cold  print  the 
next  morning.  They  seemed  so  forlorn  there,  like  worn- 
out  beauties  that  no  one  would  notice  now. 

When  the  train  arrived  at  Great  Gorge,  Frankfort  found 
some  confusion  pervading  the  station.  It  appeared  that  the 
down  train  to  Brassville  was  stopped  there  for  want  of  the 
staff  to  enable  it  to  proceed  on  its  journey.  What  had 
happened  to  the  staff  was  not  clear.  The  only  thing  known 
was  that,  owing  to  some  mishap,  it  was  now  at  Little  Gorge 
Station,  ten  miles  distant  on  the  line  to  Brassville,  and,  until 
it  could  be  sent  for,  the  down  train  must  remain  at  Great 
Gorge.  Going  through  the  crowd  on  the  platform,  which 
was  partly  composed  of  his  new  constituents,  among  the 
first  he  met  were  his  two  friends  from  The  Blocks,  the 
Honourable  Mrs.  Lamborn  and  her  daughter,  Miss  Lamborn. 
They  had  unexpectedly  prolonged  their  stay  in  town  and 
were  now  returning  home.  Both  upon  public  and  private 
considerations,  the  least  that  our  politician  could  do  was  to 
devote  himself  to  their  service  during  this  provoking 
stoppage,  and  until  he  could  see  them  safely  in  the  train  for 
Brassville  under  Hiram  Brickwood's  charge.  He  found  this 
new  phase  of  electioneering  by  no  means  as  irksome  as  some 
of  those  which  he  had  lately  passed  through. 

Soon  the  two  ladies  and  our  politician  were  seated  at 
the  table  in  the  spacious  dining  saloon,  consoling  them- 
selves partly  with  Great  Gorge  refreshments,  but  chiefly 
with  the  pleasure  of  mutual  conversation.  For  what  is  the 
recruiting  of  bodily  wants  compared  to  the  pleasing  flow 


278  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

of  soul  between  two  interesting  women  and  a  man  who 
is  bent  upon  making  himself  agreeable  to  them  ?  Mrs. 
Lamborn  comprehensively,  though  in  her  languid  way,  con- 
demned the  stoppage  of  the  train,  in  all  its  aspects.  It 
was  so  unpleasant  and  disappointing  bringing  people  home 
to  Brassville  late  for  the  eight  o'clock  dinner,  and  keeping 
Mr.  Lamborn  waiting  for  them.  And  he  would  be  quite 
nervous  about  them  too.  Frankfort  could  only  sympathise, 
and  inquire  how  they  had  enjoyed  themselves  during  their  stay 
in  the  capital.  It  seemed  that,  owing  to  the  arrival  of  some 
distinguished  visitors  from  Europe,  who  were  supposed  to  be 
connected  with  the  aristocracy,  a  sort  of  early  or  premature 
season  had  broken  out  in  society  in  Miranda.  As  a  fact, 
the  fashionable  world  was  not  quite  clear  who  the  notable 
strangers  were  ;  but  though  only  two  of  them  could  boast  of 
titles  (and  these,  it  was  whispered,  of  but  recent  creation), 
and  one  was  actually  named  Smith  (still  he  was  Haliburton 
Smith,  and  was  understood  to  be  connected  with  the 
Haliburtons),  yet  it  was  generally  agreed  that  there  was 
something  uncommon  about  the  visitors,  and  they  were 
received  by  the  local  aristocracy  with  a  greater  fervour  of 
hospitality  than  it  was  their  custom  to  display  to  one  another 
in  their  mutual  intercourse.  Accordingly,  the  number  of 
dances,  theatre  parties,  race  and  polo  meetings,  four-in-hand 
developments,  picnics,  ping-pong  evenings,  and  revels 
generally  was  prodigious.  In  fact,  the  common  business  of 
life  in  the  Province  could  not  have  gone  on  were  it  not  that 
these  dissipations  were  confined  to  the  upper  circle,  and 
plain  people  were  left  to  continue  earning  their  daily  bread  as 
before. 

But  Mrs.  and  Miss  Lamborn,  as  belonging  to  the 
territorial  aristocracy,  could  not  get  away  from  their  natural 
engagements.  Indeed,  Mrs.  Lamborn  had  written  to  Mr. 
Lamborn  to  come  to  town,  so  as  to  be  able  to  accompany 
them  to  the  more  important  functions  ;  but,  as  he  was  busy 
with  the  shearing,  and  the  wool  was  not  turning  out  very 
well,  he  had  to  deny  himself  that  pleasure,  and  replied  to 
her  letter,  wishing  her  and  Eilly  '  a  good  time,'  and  hoping 
that  they  would  get  away  and  come  back  to  him  as  soon  as 
they  properly  could. 


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'  No  wonder,  then,  that  you  did  not  come  back  as  soon 
•as  you  intended,  with  all  this  fun  going  on,'  remarked 
Frankfort. 

'  Oh  !  we  did  enjoy  ourselves  so,  Mr.  Frankfort,'  returned 
Miss  Lamborn.  '  And  we  were  not  so  bad  as  you  might 
think.  We  went  to  church  on  Sunday,  and  heard  the  great 
Mr.  Brookfield  himself.' 

'  Yes  ;  and  the  choir  is  so  well  trained,  you  know.  Lord 
Kilgour  himself  told  me  that  the  singing  was  nearly  as  good 
as  in  his  own  cathedral,'  remarked  Mrs.  Lamborn. 

'  And,  mother,  was  not  the  sermon  fine  ?  It  was  all 
about  you  and  the  other  Members — the  elections,  you  under- 
stand, that  are  just  over.1 

'  Indeed,  and  what  did  he  say  of  us  ?  ' 

'  Well,  he  has  such  a  way  of  making  you  listen  to  him. 
I  assure  you,  with  all  the  people  in  the  church,  strangers  and 
all,  and  the  bonnets  and  hats  too,  I  could  not  help  attending 
to  him.  His  text  was  "  Honour  the  king."  I  can  tell  you 
all  he  said.  He  put  it  in  this  sort  of  way,'  and  Eilly 
Lamborn  turned  her  honest,  sincere  look  straight  upon  our 
politician — '  this  is  what  he  said.  He  described  the  good 
man  in  old  times — the  honest  one,  you  see — he  would 
honour  the  king  then — no  cringing  or  telling  lies,  or  that 
sort  of  thing,  but  fair,  open  sort  of  "  honest  honour,"  I  think 
he  called  it  ;  and  he  quoted  something  from  Shakespeare 
that  I  forget ;  and  then  he  went  on,  and  next  he  made  out 
that  the  people  were  now  the  king,  and  the  biggest  king  of 
all,  and  no  going  against  them  or  fighting  them  at  all.  He 
spoke  about  that,  and  then  he  went  on  that  all  you  Members, 
at  this  election,  should  honour  the  king  too,  but  not  tell  him 
lies,  or  cringe  to  him  either,  or  that  sort  of  thing  ;  but  give 
the  honest  honour,  and  worked  it  round  in  that  kind  of  way. 
You  see  what  I  mean  ? ' 

'  Certainly  I  do,  and  a  very  good  lesson  it  was.' 

'  Oh  yes,  and  I  was  almost  forgetting.  He  said  at  the 
end  —  in  such  a  solemn  way,  it  made  you  feel  solemn 
listening  to  him — that  every  one  of  you  would  now  have  to 
determine  whether  your  object  in  life  was  to  be  useful  or 
only  to  be  popular.' 

'  That    is    rather   a    serious    question,    is    it    not  ? '    said 


280  fACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Frankfort,  his  attention  at  the  time,  however,  being  chiefly 
engaged  by  the  earnest,  natural  manner  of  the  speaker. 

'  To  be  sure.  And  Mr.  Brereton  was  there,  and,  coming 
out,  he  said  to  young  Mr.  Fooks — one  of  the  strangers,  the 
young  American,  you  know,  who  has  come  here  about  some 
great  American  business  company,  who  went  with  us,  and  a 
very  pleasant  young  fellow,  too  ;  I  rather  took  a  fancy  to 
him  ;  Mr.  Brereton  said,  out  quite  loud,  in  his  odd  sort  of 
way  "  That  sermon  ought  to  be  pasted  up  in  the  bedrooms 
of  all  the  Members — over  their  beds."  I  could  scarcely 
help  laughing — it  was  such  an  odd  thing  to  say — though 
I  was  coming  out  of  church.' 

'  Well,  now,  that  will  do,  Eilly  ;  you  always  go  on  in  such  a 
way,  talking  about  things.  Mr.  Frankfort  has  heard  sermons 
before,  I  suppose,  at  the  chapels  in  the  colleges  and  places. 
You  need  not  go  over  it  all  again,  as  if  he  had  never  heard 
a  sermon  in  his  life.' 

'  Mother  dear,'  said  the  daughter,  with  a  bright  laugh, 
and  putting  her  hand  in  a  deprecating  way  on  her  mother's 
arm,  '  I  only  tell  Mr.  Frankfort  all  about  it  because  I  want 
to  ask  him  a  question.' 

'  A  question,  Miss  Lamborn  ? ' 

*  Yes,'  she  replied  still  looking  at  her  mother.  '  Whether 
he  means  to  be  useful  or  only  to  be  popular  ? ' 

'  Well,  and,  Eilly,  why  should  you  ask  such  sort  of 
questions  ?  I  am  quite  surprised  at  you.  Of  course  Mr. 
Frankfort  will  go  in  and  work  with  the  rest,  just  like  your 
dear  father,  and  fight  them  and  push  his  way,  and  become  a 
Minister,  and  make  up  his  name  and  outdo  Mr.  What's-his- 
name — the  Premier  man — and  perhaps  get  a  title,  like  Lord 
Kilgour,  in  the  end.  What's  the  use  of  asking  whether  he 
will  be  popular  or  be  useful  ?  Of  course  he  will  be  both, 
like  your  dear  father.  You  do  take  things  in  such  an  odd 
way,  Eilly.  I  never  noticed  these  queer  things  in  Mr. 
Brookfield's  sermon.' 

'  Now,  really,  Mrs.  Lamborn,  I  must  say  that  Miss 

Lamborn  has  struck  a  note,  so  to  speak '  But  before  our 

politician  could  get  any  further,  the  little  party  were  roused 
from  their  discussion  by  the  strong  voice  of  Hiram  Brick  wood 
calling  along  the  platform,  '  All  aboard,  down  train,  Brass- 


v  AFTER  THE  ELECTION  281 

ville.'  The  staff  had  been  secured,  and  the  passengers  were 
hurrying  to  their  seats.  Brickwood  was  so  put  out  by  the 
delay  that  he  missed  having  a  conversation  that  he  in- 
tended with  our  politician  upon  affairs  generally,  and  was 
only  able  to  bid  him  the  time  of  day,  as  he  hurried  to  lock 
up  his  train,  and  to  utter  one  ejaculation,  which  indeed 
seemed  to  take  the  form  of  an  imprecation,  about  the  failure 
of  the  loan  and  the  loss  of  the  Reservoir.  But  though  a 
good  deal  ruffled,  he  showed  Mrs.  and  Miss  Lamborn  into 
their  compartment  with  a  considerable  amount  of  polite- 
ness, for  he  had  the  friendly  feeling  of  citizenship  for  all 
the  denizens,  high  and  low,  of  Brassville,  the  town  of  his 
adoption. 

'  Be  sure  you  come  and  see  us  when  you  are  next  in 
Brassville,  Mr.  Frankfort,'  said  Mrs.  Lamborn,  smiling  kindly 
to  him,  though  in  her  tired  way. 

'Certainly  I  will,  and  perhaps  then  we  can  finish  our 
conversation  about  Mr.  Brookfield's  sermon.' 

'  Oh,  very  well,  if  you  and  Eilly  enjoy  talking  about 
things  like  that.  And  Mr.  Lamborn  sometimes  takes  it  into 
his  head  to  talk  that  way,  too — I  think  she  gets  it  from  him. 
He  can  tell  you  all  about  being  useful  and  popular  too,  as 
he  is.' 

Hiram's  whistle  blew  sharply,  the  steam  puffed  away, 
lost  in  the  empty  air,  and  the  train  moved  off. 

Not  long  after  our  politician  was  rolling  away  in  the 
express  for  the  city.  That  alternative  for  the  politician, 
which  Eilly  Lamborn  had  reported  Mr.  Brookfield  as  so 
eloquently  presenting,  kept  recurring  to  him.  He  could  not 
help  musing  about  it  in  that  half-wandering  way  that  people 
think  over  things  as  they  rumble  along  in  a  railway  carriage, 
with  the  continuity  of  thought  impaired  by  the  succession  of 
new  scenes  and  trivial  events  which  distract  attention.  Was 
he  then  to  seek  to  be  popular  or  to  be  useful — to  be  successful 
for  himself  or  beneficial  to  others  ?  Why  not  both,  as  Mrs. 
Lamborn  had  remarked  ?  She  was  a  kind,  good  lady — a 
true  woman — evidently  had  more  common -sense  than  her 
daughter.  Still,  there  was  a  ring  about  what  the  girl  had 
said — to  be  sure  she  was  only  repeating  Mr.  Brookfield— 
that  roused  an  answering  note  in  his  breast.  Yet,  certainly, 


282  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

how  different  what  he  had  seen  of  political  life  so  far  was 
from  the  ideal  that  he  and  the  other  young  men — Chadwick, 
Myles  Dillon,  and  the  rest — used  to  conjure  up  in  their 
walks  in  Scotland.  That  was,  of  course,  a  mere  ideal,  and 
Government  in  every  age  was  far  removed,  in  fact,  from  any 
ideal — certainly  from  any  ideal  of  perfection.  One  thing,  at 
least,  was  clear,  that  the  whole  conditions  of  public  life  were 
changing  and  going  into  new  channels ;  no  doubt  improved 
channels,  but,  improving  or  deteriorating,  certainly  new. 
Was  it  not  the  same  with  all  the  other  institutions  of  life  ? 
Politics  was  only  one  of  them.  Law,  medicine,  literature, 
business,  even  the  religious  calling,  was  continuously  develop- 
ing into  something  different  from  what  they  had  been.  Look 
at  the  military  art,  that  played  such  an  important  part  in 
human  government.  How  would  we  fare  now  if  we  opposed 
cross-bows  to  rifles,  or  battering-rams  to  artillery  ?  Why, 
one  skilled  rifleman  of  the  present  time  at  the  siege  of 
Troy,  properly  posted  behind  the  Scaen  Gate,  would,  with 
his  rifle,  have  been  more  than  a  match  for  all  the  heroes 
of  that  day,  including  wide- ruling  Agamemnon  and  swift- 
footed  Achilles,  or  even  man -slaughtering,  gore -tainted 
Mars  himself!  Not  all  the  spears  and  shields  of  the 
Greeks  would  have  been  a  match  for  one  little  bullet 
from  that  weapon  of  modern  times.  Political  methods 
and  weapons  were  all  changed  too.  But  in  whatever 
age  one  might  find  himself,  and  in  whatever  new  con- 
ditions placed,  a  man's  individuality  always  remained  to 
himself. 

Thus  our  politician  sped  along  his  journey,  occupied 
with  railway  meditations,  and  mingling  classical  remini- 
scences with  political  reflections.  The  time  seemed  short  to 
him  when  the  whistle  sounded  as  the  train  neared  the  central 
station  at  Miranda.  Frankfort  hurried  to  his  bachelor  home. 
He  enjoyed  mingling  in  the  throng  of  the  city,  unknown  and 
unquestioned  ;  not  a  placard  to  challenge  him  with  its  cold 
mockery — nay,  not  a  soul  to  sound  the  praises  of  the 
Reservoir.  He  enjoyed  the  success  that  he  had  achieved, 
and  his  entrance  within  that  public  life  which,  as  a  youth,  he 
had  contemplated  from  without.  And  he  enjoyed,  too,  the 
return  to  his  quiet  rooms,  the  familiar  bookshelves,  con- 


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taining  his  silent  though  companionable  friends,  the  books  ; 
the  few  family  portraits,  reminding  him  of  the  old  land  and 
the  old  folk  ;  the  homely  furniture,  the  restful  chair — plain 
though  all  was  and  unblessed  by  the  companionship  of 
woman. 


CHAPTER    VI 

PARLIAMENT 

FRANKFORT  now  turned  his  attention  to  what  was  congenial 
work  to  him — his  Lectures  on  Sociology  at  the  William 
Borland  University.  Like  Sir  James  Mackintosh  and  some 
other  eminent  politicians,  he  was  now  both  a  professor  and 
a  Member  of  Parliament.  He  found  that  the  practical 
insight  into  political  ways  and  popular  ideas,  and  his  ex- 
periences of  even  the  less  noble  aspect  of  politics  as  met 
with  in  an  election  contest,  were  of  use  to  him  in  his  College 
duties,  in  enlarging  his  ideas,  giving  him  insight  into  the 
working  of  affairs,  and  showing  him  how  the  ordinary  man 
regards  them,  and  thus  throwing  side-lights  upon  the  social 
subjects  that  he  was  investigating.  Gibbon  and  Macaulay 
wrote  history  in  a  more  effective  manner  from  having  been 
in  Parliament,  and  he,  in  his  humbler  sphere,  was  more  suc- 
cessful in  teaching  the  science  of  social  life  and  economy 
owing  to  his  having  had  to  encounter  and  deal  with  the 
ideas  and  wants  of  all  sorts  of  men,  wise  and  simple,  just 
and  unjust.  His  lecture-room  was  well  filled  not  only  with 
students,  but  with  some  of  the  general  public,  who,  under 
regulations  which  were  sanctioned  by  the  President,  were 
admitted  to  the  back  seats.  When  he  gave  his  opening 
address  for  the  term,  on  '  The  Precious  Metals  as  Mediums 
of  Industrial  Exchange,'  no  less  a  person  than  the  President 
himself  was  among  the  audience,  and  listened  throughout 
with  critical  attention.  Money  and  the  currency  is  such  a 
perplexing  and  misleading  matter  that  one  acute  observer 
has  dramatically  exclaimed,  '  Money,  I  curse  thee ! '  and 

284 


CHAP,  vi  PARLIAMENT  285 

certainly  there  are  few  social  topics  upon  which  mankind 
have  been  more  misled. 

Our  lecturer  got  through  his  difficult  subject  well,  and 
made  most  of  those  present  understand  how  it  was  that  gold 
had  come  to  be  generally  accepted  among  mankind  as  the 
standard  medium  of  exchange  between  nation  and  nation. 
The  President,  after  the  lecture,  walked  with  him  to  his 
rooms,  and  complimented  him  on  the  able  manner  in  which 
he  had  handled  his  subject  He  was  also  anxious  to  know 
when  the  Professor  would  deal  with  the  possibilities  of  Silver 
and  the  great  subject  of  Bimetallism.  For  the  President 
held  the  view  that  the  world-wide  depression  in  commercial 
affairs  was  wholly  due  to  the  ill-treatment  of  Silver  as  a 
medium  of  exchange.  Soon  he  and  the  lecturer  were  deep 
in  questions  concerning  the  demonitisation  of  Silver,  the 
ratio  of  Gold  to  Silver,  the  true  value  of  the  Gold  standard, 
resolutions  of  the  German  Reichstag  and  State  Council,  the 
declarations  of  the  French  Government  and  the  views  of 
the  United  States  in  favour  of  international  Bimetallism, 
the  report  of  the  Gold  and  Silver  Commission  in  England, 
the  best  means  of  fixing  a  par  of  exchange  between  the 
precious  metals,  the  relation  of  paper  currency  to  coin,  how 
a  baser  medium  drives  out  a  superior,  and  other  questions  of  a 
like  kind,  as  abstruse  as  those  with  which  Milton  describes  the 
lost  angels  as  perplexing  themselves  in  vain  in  the  infernal 
regions.  The  only  thing  left  plain  at  the  end  of  their 
discussion  was  that  the  President  declared  himself  to  be  a 
firm  friend  to  Silver. 

'  Doing  justice  to  Silver,'  said  he,  '  is  a  national  question, 
a  university  question,  a  world-wide  question.  We  sink  or 
swim  with  it.' 

'  We  will  certainly  sink  with  it  if  we  take  a  wrong  view 
of  it,'  replied  Frankfort. 

'  What  unpractical  fellows  these  bookmen  are  !  They 
don't  know  what  worldly  wisdom  is  at  all,'  thought  the 
President  to  himself ;  but  he  only  said  as  they  parted,  '  Well, 
well,  thanks  for  the  lecture,  anyway.  We  all  have  something 
to  learn  about  the  matter  ;  we  will  have  to  face  the  question 
in  a  practical  manner  some  day.  It  will  come  home  to  us 
in  the  University  too.' 


286  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 


"  •;';  Our  politician  enjoyed  the  comparative  rest  that  his 
University  duties  afforded,  before  he  had  to  take  his  part 
in  the  exciting  scenes  of  public  life.  But  now  the  great 
political  event  of  the  year  was  approaching.  The  Legislature 
of  Excelsior  was  about  to  assemble.  We  must  not  despise 
the  experiences  of  our  politician  in  the  ways  and  methods  of 
this  small  community.  How  much  of  the  political  ideas  of 
the  world  have  been  derived  from  the  city  of  Athens,  with 
its  twenty-one  thousand  free  citizens  exercising  the  political 
franchise  ?  Indeed,  it  is  only  in  small  States  that  you  can 
get  to  the  source  and  true  meaning  of  the  peoples'  ideas 
and  analyse  them.  In  a  vast  continent,  such,  for  example, 
as  the  United  States,  with  eighty  millions  of  people,  you 
certainly  see  an  outcome  of  popular  institutions,  but  you 
cannot  trace  the  principles  and  ideas  that  actuate  men, 
nor  indeed  can  you  truly  say  that  the  Government  is 
directed  by  the  individual  opinions  of  its  citizens.  In- 
dividuality is  lost  in  the  crowd,  freedom  of  voting  in  the 
discipline  necessary  to  direct  millions  of  votes.  The  prac- 
tical issue  arrived  at  is  not  the  resultant  of  electors'  personal 
opinions,  but  the  outcome  of  the  complex  and  artificial 
action  of  the  Machine  directed  by  the  Boss.  In  the  first 
contest  between  M'Kinley  and  Bryan  there  were  13,923,102 
votes  cast.  Single  electors  or  groups  of  electors  are  obviously 
out  of  place  amid  such  vast  operations.  They  must  either 
march  to  the  word  of  command  as  soldiers  or  become 
useless  stragglers.  In  such  a  field,  therefore,  you  can  see 
the  outcome  of  democratical  principles,  but  not  observe  their 
source.  If  there  had  been  fourteen  million  electors  in 
ancient  Greece  we  would  not  have  had  for  our  study  the 
wisdom  of  Solon,  the  ascendancy  of  Pericles,  or  the  popular 
arts  of  Cleon.  These  men,  even  Cleon  included,  would  have 
been  too  original  and  independent  to  operate  through  the 
machine,  and  without  it,  though  they  could  dominate  a  city,  they 
could  not  spread  their  ideas  and  influence  over  a  continent. 

But  in  a  small,  young  community,  apart  from  the  rest  of 
the  world,  which  is  governed  directly  by  the  votes  of  the 
men  and  women  inhabiting  it,  you  can  see  just  what  these 
men  and  women  do  think  and  what  they  want  to  do.  There 
is  nothing  to  interfere  with  this  expression  of  their  wishes, 


vi  PARLIAMENT  287 

and  little,  in  the  early  stage  of  their  national  life,  to  prevent 
them  from  giving  effect  to  those  wishes.  Their  Government 
is  their  servant  in  reality,  not  in  theory  only,  as  it  is  under 
the  Boss  and  the  Machine.  They  are  the  real  sovereign,  and 
none  can  succeed  in  their  service  unless  by  thinking  their 
thoughts  and  doing  their  bidding.  It  is  a  new  state  of 
things,  which  can  only  exist  in  small  communities,  and  in 
the  infancy  of  a  nation's  life. 

Much  disappointment  has  been  expressed  at  the  results  of 
popular  Government.  But  in  truth  its  critics  commit  the  mis- 
take of  expecting  from  it  a  greater  combination  of  merits — 
and  of  merits  that  are  of  a  conflicting  character — than  falls 
to  the  lot  of  any  human  institution.  And  they  overlook  the 
fact  that  in  respect  to  all  forms  of  Government,  the  question 
with  sensible  men  is,  how  much  of  what  is  faulty  they  should 
put  up  with — whether  they  live  in  the  Republic  of  America 
or  under  the  Autocracy  of  Russia.  This  is  certainly  no 
reason  why  defects  should  not  be  exposed  and  endeavours 
made  to  amend  them.  He  is  the  best  friend  and  the  most 
loyal  subject  of  any  Government  who  endeavours  to  correct 
its  abuses,  and  takes  the  first  step  towards  that  end  by 
clearly  stating  what  they  are  and  bringing  the  light  to  bear 
upon  them.  But  he  can  do  all  this  and  at  the  same  time 
believe  that  the  Government  he  criticises  is,  with  all  its 
faults,  still  one  adapted  to  his  country,  and  suited  to  the 
age  in  which  we  live. 

Popular  institutions  suffer  from  too  much  having 
been  promised  in  their  name  by  those  who  heralded  their 
advent.  A  disinterestedness  and  a  lofty  devotion  to  high 
principles  was  claimed  for  them  which  is  not  compatible 
with  the  everyday  wants  and  feelings  of  men  under  any 
form  of  national  life.  They  were  also  expected  to  combine 
the  self-restraint  of  select  Governments  with  the  vigour  and 
expansive  power  that  comes  with  the  inrush  of  numbers. 
Hence  arose  disappointment  to  some  sincere  friends  of 
freedom.  Washington,  after  a  few  years'  experience  of  the 
Republic  which  he  had  founded,  plaintively  deplored  to  a 
friend  the  fact  that  they  had  expected  too  much  from  human 
nature.  Mr.  Gerry,  one  of  the  leading  men  of  his  time  in 
America,  says,  speaking  in  1789: 


288  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

1  In  Massachusetts  the  worst  men  get  into  Legislature. 
Men  of  indigence,  ignorance,  and  baseness  spare  no  pains, 
however  dirty,  to  carry  their  point  against  men  who  are 
superior  to  the  artifices  practised.' 

Such  was  not  our  politician's  experience  of  the  Legisla- 
tors of  Excelsior.  They  did  not  claim  to  be  an  aristocratic 
body,  but  they  need  not  have  feared  comparison  with  aristo- 
cratic legislatures  in  qualities  that  are  essential  to  the  useful- 
ness of  parliaments  to  peoples.  They  were  sincerely  devoted 
to  the  interests  of  the  masses  ;  they  truly  wished  to  serve 
them,  and  they  not  only  desired  to  relieve  the  wants  and 
privations  of  the  poor,  but  they  felt  a  personal  sympathy  for 
the  poor  in  their  difficulties.  They  may  have  made  mis- 
takes at  times  in  the  means  that  they  adopted,  but  their 
purpose  to  alleviate  the  ills  of  social  life  was  constant,  and 
their  efforts  to  that  end  unceasing.  And  whatever  imperfec- 
tions may  mark  such  efforts,  it  is  surely  a  noble  purpose 
of  human  government,  when  compared  with  the  ambitions 
of  princes  or  the  policies  of  aristocracies.  Our  politician,  as 
himself  a  student,  was  impressed  by  the  prompt  thinking  and 
practical  knowledge  that  was  to  be  found  outside  books  in 
the  daily  experience  of  the  political  world,  produced  by  the 
converse  of  one  man  with  another,  when  each  are  pressed 
by  the  present  need  of  arriving  at  a  workable  solution  of 
some  problem  of  the  hour.  These  experimental  gropings 
after  truth  and  facts  are  the  materials  of  books  in  their 
making.  In  debate,  if  there  was  not  the  exact  decorum  of 
the  aristocratic  Senate,  neither  was  there  its  chilling  repres- 
sion of  new  ideas  or  want  of  sympathy  with  the  outside 
aspirations.  The  course  was  free  to  all — to  the  youngest 
and  most  unknown,  if  he  had  aught  to  say.  Though  the 
animating  principle  of  all  was  devotion  to  the  mass  of  the 
people,  the  Members  were  not  without  a  spirit  of  fair-play 
even  to  those  who  were  not  dominant  politically ;  so  that  no 
man  in  Excelsior  need  suffer  a  wrong  without  being  able  to 
claim  a  hearing  from  the  peoples'  Representatives.  It  must 
also  be  said  for  these  legislators  that  their  hands  were  clean 
— no  imputation  of  personal  corruption  attached  to  any  of 
them.  Many  of  them  were  poor,  but  they  remained  so. 
The  spectacle  of  paupers  engaging  in  politics,  and  in  a  few 


vi  PARLIAMENT  289 

years  emerging  into  the  ranks  of  capitalists  was  not  seen  in 
Excelsior. 

Nor  must  we  forget  that  they,  plain  men  though  they 
were,  did  secure  to  their  people  a  settled  form  of  safe 
and  orderly  Government,  which  enabled  them  to  live  their 
daily  lives  in  social  peace  and  perfect  freedom  ;  and  also  to 
enjoy  the  relief  of  openly  denouncing  their  rulers,  and  de- 
manding new  men,  without  any  fear  of  being  secretly  seized 
and  exiled  to  Siberia.  They  had  absolute  liberty  in  making 
their  laws,  so  there  was  universal  agreement  in  obeying  them. 
This  is  a  great  practical  result  in  an  age  when  you  can  only 
govern  advanced  people  by  themselves.  Compare  it  with 
the  seething  unrest  and  violent  coercion  in  some  nations  ; 
the  popular  risings  and  appeals  to  the  force  of  arms  in 
others;  and  the  frequent  changes  in  the  form  of  government 
in  others  still.  To  be  sure,  Excelsior  was  in  the  early  stage 
of  national  life.  But  we  need  only  look  to  the  continent 
of  Southern  America  to  see  other  young  communities  who 
have  not  learnt  the  secret  of  this  peaceful,  orderly  public  life. 

There  were  defects  in  the  ways  of  this  Legislature, 
some  of  which  will  appear  in  our  story,  but  they  sprung 
from  the  characteristics  and  sentiments  of  the  people  under 
whom  it  acted,  and  to  which  the  laws  that  were  made  gave 
formal  expression.  They  were  the  results  of  social  conditions 
which  would  have  made  themselves  manifest  under  any 
possible  Parliament.  In  Democracies  such  as  Excelsior  the 
Legislature  is  what  the  ballot-box  makes  it.  What  the 
people  there  say,  it  says  ;  what  they  want  done,  it  does  ; 
what  they  condemn,  it  renounces. 

A  perfect  people  is  the  correlative  of  perfect  representa- 
tives ;  the  correlation  goes  on  through  all  the  gradations  of 
merit. 

But  the  distinguishing  feature  of  the  Parliament  of  Ex- 
celsior was  its  humanitarian  spirit.  The  rights  of  Labour, 
the  maintaining  of  a  living  wage,  the  education  of  the  young 
and  the  pensioning  of  the  old,  the  limitation  of  the  hours  of 
work,  the  sanitation  of  the  factory,  the  improvement  of  the 
homes  of  the  workers,  took  the  place  in  its  counsels  that  the 
waging  of  war  and  the  concerns  of  dynasties  have  held  in 
the  imperial  senates  of  the  world.  Righting  the  wrongs  of 

VOL.  I  U 


290  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

women,  protecting  young  people,  saving  inebriates,  extending 
merciful  care  to  criminals,  generally  helping  all  those  who 
had  failed  in  the  race,  and  who,  in  the  expressive  language 
of  Scripture,  were  out  of  the  way,  was  its  natural  work. 
If  it  at  times  attempted  too  much,  and  sought  to  do  more 
by  laws  than  the  stern  decrees  of  Nature  render  possible  in 
this  hard  life,  at  least  its  purpose  was  humane  and  generous. 
This  was  the  great  element  of  its  strength  with  the  people — 
also  the  source  of  some  of  its  weakness.  The  danger  lay  in 
the  mixing  of  political  motives  with  charitable  aspirations. 

It  is  a  grand  note  that  Democracy,  taught  by  Christi- 
anity, strikes  of  sympathy  for  the  poor  and  the  unfortunate, 
and  of  which  our  legislators  in  Excelsior  were  the  exponents. 
That  sympathy  may  at  times  be  marked  even  with  selfish 
feelings,  but  the  world  is  the  richer  for  it.  In  what  con- 
dition would  the  human  race  be  if  it  were  to  be  lost,  and  we 
reverted  to  the  ideas  of  the  ancients,  who  did  not  know  what 
a  world-wide  compassion  meant  ? 

Our  politician  could  not  help  comparing  the  new  state  of 
things  with  that  shown  by  Sir  Samuel  Romilly  to  exist  in  the 
Imperial  Parliament  early  in  the  century.  Referring  to  one  of 
his  Bills,  to  mitigate  the  severity  of  the  Criminal  Law,  he  says: 

'  It  is  but  a  few  nights  ago  that,  while  I  was  standing  at 
the  bar  of  the  House  of  Commons,  a  young  man,  the  brother 
of  a  peer,  whose  name  is  not  worth  setting  down,  came  up  to 
me,  and  breathing  in  my  face  the  nauseous  fumes  of  his  un- 
digested debauch,  stammered  out,  "  I  am  against  your  Bill  : 
I  am  for  hanging  all."  I  was  confounded,  and  endeavouring 
to  find  out  some  excuse  for  him,  I  observed  that  I  supposed 
he  meant  that  the  certainty  of  punishment  affording  the 
only  prospect  of  suppressing  crimes,  the  laws,  whatever  they 
were,  ought  to  be  executed.  "  No,  no,"  he  said,  "  it  is  not 
that.  There  is  no  good  done  by  mercy.  They  only  get 
worse.  I  would  hang  them  all  up  at  once." ' 

Unto  such  a  legislature,  then,  was  our  politician  intro- 
duced, to  work  as  his  destiny  might  lead  him. 

Of  the  friends  with  whom  he  talked  over  his  success  and 
prospects,  one  of  the  earliest  was  Arthur  Hartpole,  the 
editor  of  the  News  Letter.  Hartpole,  while  congratulating 
him,  could  not  help,  as  the  conversation  went  on,  and  Frank- 


vi  PARLIAMENT  291 

fort  enthusiastically  referred  to  the  noble  opportunities  that 
the  position  of  Representative  of  the  people  opened  out 
before  a  man,  striking  a  note  of  warning,  not  unlike  that 
sounded,  as  his  parting  salutation,  by  Karl  Brumm,  amidst 
the  cackling  of  his  geese  and  the  shrieking  of  his  parrots. 

'  Yes,  I  am  glad  that  you  are  in,  old  fellow,  as  you  went 
for  it,  and  that  you  have  such  high  hopes  about  the  position. 
But  don't  forget  that  sage  advice  given  by  wise  men  to 
those  about  to  marry.' 

'What?  Don't?'  replied  Frankfort.  'It's  too  late  to  say 
that  now.  I  am  married — politically  at  least.' 

'  Oh  no,  not  that,'  answered  Hartpole.'  '  Only  this  word 
of  wisdom.  Now  that  you  are  married — if  you  like  to  put 
it  that  way — don't  expect  anything  too  ethereal  from  the 
state.  For  one  thing,  you  can't  speak  your  mind  now  as 
you  used  to  do.' 

'  Why  not  ?  Can't  I  speak  as  freely  as  you  can  ?  I 
intend  to  speak  my  mind,  I  can  tell  you.  A  statesman 
should  endeavour  to  form  public  opinion,  as  well  as  to 
express  it.' 

'  Good  intentions,  Mr.  Frankfort — good  intentions  ! '  ex- 
claimed Hartpole.  '  Your  flight  is  high,  but  it  may  prevent 
you  seeing  the  ground.  If  you  don't  take  care  you  may 
find  yourself  the  right  man  in  the  wrong  place.  No;  if  you 
want  to  create  and  govern  public  opinion,  you  should  come 
here  and  join  me,  and  shed  printer's  ink.  Neither  of  us  can, 
perhaps,  say  absolutely  and  merely  what  we  think.  But  I 
can  speak  out  to  some  extent,  and  I  partly  form  public 
opinion,  as  well  as  express  it.  You  politicians  have  to  take 
it  as  we  give  it  to  you.' 

'  Take  whatever  the  Press  tell  us  ?  ' 

'  Well,  very  much  so.  In  fact,  under  our  system,  the 
outward  show  of  authority  and  the  reality  of  power  are 
separated.  You  cannot  combine  them.' 

'According  to  your  view  then,  legislators  are  only  so 
many  tongues  of  brass  and  lungs  of  leather,  to  bellow  out 
what  they  are  told.' 

'  Oh,  don't  put  it  too  strongly,  my  friend.  I  only 
remind  you  of  the  trammels  that  your  public  position  brings 
with  it  ;  and,'  he  added  with  a  quiet  smile,  throwing  himself 


292  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

back  in  his  chair,  '  that  in  the  political  show  one  set  figures 
on  the  boards,  another  pulls  the  wires.' 

'  Come  in  there/  Hartpole  exclaimed  in  response  to  a 
gentle,  irresolute  tap  at  the  door  ;  and  the  door  half-open- 
ing, the  bare  head  of  Mr.  Walter  Crane  of  the  Water  Bureau 
appeared,  pushing  through,  about  half-way  down,  a  little 
above  where  the  lock  was. 

'  Beg  your  Honer's  pardon — some  papers  from  His 
Honer,  Mr.  Lavender,'  he  said  in  the  mildest  tone,  stiL 
looking  downwards  along  the  side  of  the  wall  and  creeping 
gently  into  the  room.  As  he  looked  round,  he  saw  Frank- 
fort, and  the  upper  half  of  his  body  took  a  still  more 
decadent  position  ;  his  cap,  which  he  held  in  his  hand,  was 
dropped  incontinently  on  the  floor,  as  he  touched  his  bald 
head,  in  token  that  he  would  pull  his  forelock  if  he  had  one 
to  pull,  and  exclaimed — 

1  It's  proud  I  am  to  see  your  Honer,  as  an  Honerable 
Member,  and  to  further  ye  my  respects  on  your  Honerable 
election,  and  making  them  specially  to  your  Honer  after  all 
your  kindness  to  M'Glumpy's  boy  ! ' 

'  M'Glumpy's  boy ! '  exclaimed  our  politician,  startled 
by  this  unexpected  apparition  of  his  blunder.  '  Why,  what 
do  you  know  about  M'Glumpy's  boy  ?  What  have  you  got 
to  do  with  him  ?  ' 

'  Sure,  isn't  his  father  Rimy  and  me  cousins,  your  Honer  ; 
or  leastways,  anyhow,  Rimy's  father  and  mine  were  cousins 
together,  wern't  they  ?  ' 

'  Oh  well,  Crane,  cousin  or  no  cousin,  don't  thank  me  for 
that :  the  whole  thing  was  a  mistake.  The  boy  could  not 
read  or  write.  I  cancelled  my  nomination  for  him  as  letter- 
carrier  ;  so  he  is  out  of  it.' 

'  Indeed  now,  does  yer  Honer  say  so  ?  Well,  now,  and 
that's  strange.  And  Rimy,  me  cousin  there,  the  other  day 
only,  was  saying ' 

But  here  Walter  Crane  was  interrupted  by  a  cough  that 
often  troubled  him  at  certain  times,  and  on  this  occasion,  in 
fact,  prevented  him  from  finishing  his  sentence.  Had  he 
been  able  to  finish  it,  he  would  have  said  that  Rimigius 
M'Glumpy,  the  aforesaid  Irish  cousin,  being  on  a  visit  about 
some  business  to  the  city,  had,  only  a  few  days  before,  told 


vi  PARLIAMENT  293 

him  triumphantly  that  all  was  right  about  young  Terry's 
appointment,  and  how  the  improved  appearance  of  Mary 
Garvin's  shop,  and  the  well-cleaned  front  windows  thereof, 
told  of  the  industry  and  diligence  of  the  new  letter-carrier. 
Walter  Crane  was  not  aware  that  a  great  man  has  said, 
'  Woe  to  him  who  tells  all  he  knows  upon  any  subject,' 
nevertheless  he  instinctively  thought  that  it  would  be  wiser 
to  speak  of  something  else.  So  he  observed — his  kind  face 
looking  milder  than  ever,  for  he  had  an  innate  reverence  for 
all  Members  of  Parliament,  past  or  present — '  Honerable 
Mr.  Meeks,  very  nice  gentleman,  so  kind-spoken  and  attentive 
like  to  every  one — very  sorry  for  the  Honerable  Mr.  Meeks. 
But  he  kept  us  very  busy  about  the  Reservoir  ;  and  I  wonder 

now,  your  Honer '  continued  Crane,  looking  round 

Frankfort's  feet. 

'  Why,  what's  the  matter  now,  Crane  ? '  exclaimed  our 
politician  rather  abruptly,  being  put  out  by  this  dual 
appearance  of  skeletons — M'Glumpy  and  the  Reservoir. 

'  Oh,  it  was  only,  your  Honer,  the  Honerable  Mr. 
Lavender  was  just  observing  the  other  day — he  was  saying 
whether  your  Honer  wouldn't  be  like  thinking  of  a  special 
grant  for  it,  as  a  national  work,  your  Honer,  according  as 
the  Honerable  Mr.  Meeks  used  to  say  about  it.' 

As  a  fact,  Lavender  had  said  nothing  about  it  ;  but 
Walter  Crane  wanted  to  know  how  Frankfort  would  take 
the  idea,  comparing  in  his  observant  mind  what  Meeks 
would  have  done.  Our  politician  soon  set  his  fears  at  rest. 

'  No,  no,  Crane,  no  special  grant  for  me.  The  thing's 
done  for,  for  the  present  at  any  rate.' 

If  this  was  a  relief  to  the  head  porter  of  the  Irrigation 
Bureau,  it  was  also  a  surprise  to  him.  He  was  somewhat 
staggered  by  it,  and  wanted  to  think  over  what  it  meant. 
So  he  commenced  the  series  of  obeisances  with  which  he 
usually  prefaced  his  leave-taking  of  eminent  personages. 

1  An'  it's  proud  his  Honer  Mr.  Lavender  will  be  to  see 
you,  and  also  all  the  gentlemen  and  His  Excellency  the 
Minister  himself.' 

'  Thank  you,  Crane  ;  that's  all  right.  Good-bye,'  said 
Frankfort. 

'  I  believe  he  is  a  very  honest  fellow  that,'  he  continued, 


294  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

as  Crane's  bending  figure  seemed  to  creep  or  fade  through 
the  doorway. 

'  He  has  one  recommendation  for  all  you  politicians,' 
replied  Hartpole,  '  that,  at  any  rate,  he  professes  to  reverence 
you.  It  is  something  to  have  even  lip-worship  ;  though  I 
suppose  every  slave  has,  in  his  inner  mind,  thoughts  of  his 
master  which  he  regards  as  of  no  use  to  any  one  but  the 
owner.' 

'Why,  don't  you  think  that  the  public  have  reverence 
for  us,  then  ?  ' 

'Well,  well,'  replied  Hartpole  with  a  laugh,  as  they 
shook  hands  at  parting,  '  we  won't  dispute  about  that  now, 
my  honest  politician.  The  question  is  that  this  debate  be 
now  adjourned.  Ask  me  that  again  twelve  months  hence.' 

Hartpole  was  quite  right  in  saying  that  Walter  Crane 
had  reverence  for  the  politicians.  At  the  same  time,  this 
did  not  prevent  him  from  also  having  a  pretty  keen  notion 
of  their  weak  points,  which,  however,  he  kept  profoundly  to 
himself,  except  on  the  Sunday  when  he  eased  his  feelings 
by  speaking  out  at  his  nephew's  cottage  in  Grubb  Lane. 
The  Ministers  of  the  day  he,  to  all  appearances.,  worshipped, 
especially  the  Minister  of  the  Irrigation  Bureau.  When  a 
mysterious  Providence  dethroned  them  and  put  other  objects 
of  worship  in  their  place,  it  was  a  trial  to  him,  but  he  sub- 
missively transferred  his  devotion  to  the  new  ones.  He 
took  no  public  part  in  politics,  except  that  he  had  Liberal 
sympathies  when  the  Liberals  were  in,  and  Conservative 
sympathies  when  the  Conservatives  were  in  ;  but  always 
was  an  assiduous  public  servant. 

For  the  political  world  in  Excelsior  was  divided  into 
those  two  time-honoured  parties.  There  was  also  a  small 
but  .intrepid  Populist  party,  which  the  two  others  secretly 
feared  and  openly  courted.  As  the  Province  was  the  home  of 
a  young  industrial  community,  with  no  privileged  classes,  no 
unjust  disabilities,  no  pauper  masses,  it  was  obvious  that  the 
serious  subjects  of  mere  political  difference  between  the 
people  must  be  few.  All  had  started  as  struggling  settlers 
less  than  a  century  before,  a  handful  of  poor  men,  with  a 
continent  for  their  heritage.  They  had  as  yet  no  great 
questions  such  as  have  divided  men  in  older  lands  ;  none, 


vi  PARLIAMENT  295 

for  example,  like  the  slavery  problem  in  America  or  the 
Irish  question  in  England.  They  had,  of  course,  their  social 
differences.  Most  of  these  centred  in  varying  phases  of  that 
most  ancient,  yet  never  out  of  date,  controversy  between  the 
better  off  and  the  worse  off — the  claims  of  property  and  the 
rights  of  labour.  The  more  fully  popular  power  is  developed, 
the  more  what  are  called  '  politics '  centre  round  and  settle 
down  about  this  vital  problem  in  human  affairs.  And  here 
there  is  something  to  dispute  about.  Here  there  are  on  the 
surface  motives  for  antagonism  and  conflict,  though  it  is 
quite  true  that  at  bottom  the  permanent  interests  of  both 
are  identical.  The  action  of  the  political  sphere  develops 
and  intensifies  the  differences,  and  is  apt  to  lead  men  off  on 
a  false  scent.  For  in  it  all  men  are  declared  to  be  equal, 
while,  so  long  as  freedom  is  allowed,  they  remain  distinctly 
unequal  in  the  Social  State,  and  there  is  a  ceaseless  struggle 
to  import  by  laws  and  political  devices  into  social  life  that 
equality  which  has  been  successfully,  though  artificially, 
created  in  the  political  sphere. 

But  as  neither  of  the  two  great  parties  in  Excelsior  had 
accepted  as  yet  the  complete  Socialist  solution  of  this  pro- 
blem, though  each  courted  the  Populist  party,  there  was,  in 
fact,  no  very  marked  difference  in  their  principles.  Several 
of  the  most  important  Liberal  measures  had  been  passed  by 
the  Conservatives  when  they  were  in  power.  Nevertheless, 
they  kept  up  due  conflict  with  one  another,  the  one  being 
stigmatised  as  fossil  Tories,  the  other  as  reckless  Revolu- 
tionists. The  Honourable  William  Brereton,  the  Premier, 
was  the  leader  of  the  Conservatives,  who  had  been  in 
power  for  the  past  three  years  ;  while  Sir  Donald  MacLever 
was  the  chief  of  the  Liberals,  and  was  expecting  the 
turn  of  his  party  for  office  to  come  round  without  much 
further  delay. 

Mr.  Brereton  was  a  self-made  and  a  self-educated  man, 
who  early  in  life  went  to  sea  as  a  sailor  boy,  and  by  industry 
and  force  of  character  reached,  while  still  a  young  man,  the 
position  of  master  of  a  ship  trading  to  the  islands  of  the 
South  Seas,  with  a  share  of  the  profits  in  each  venture. 
After  a  few  years  he  was  able  to  retire  with  a  competence, 
and  having  prudently  invested,  as  a  sleeping  partner  in  the 


296  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

leading  soft  goods  store  in  Miranda,  he  was  able  to  devote 
himself  to  public  affairs,  for  which  he  had  that  natural  bent 
which,  when  it  possesses  any  one,  never  lets  him  rest  till  it 
is  satisfied,  or  he  is  soured.  His  frank  good -nature  and 
practical  capacity  soon  brought  him  to  the  front,  notwith- 
standing that  his  proclivities  went  in  the  Conservative  direc- 
tion. But  he  was  not  bigoted  in  his  devotion  to  Tory 
principles,  nor  indeed  to  any  special  lines  of  policy.  He 
did  not  pretend  to  mark  out  the  course  on  the  political 
chart  very  far  ahead.  He  preferred  to  navigate  the  barque 
of  State,  as  he  used  to  do  his  ship  among  the  islands,  from 
point  to  point  as  he  went  along,  and  as  it  seemed  most 
profitable  or  convenient  to  do  so  ;  always  managing  the  ship 
on  sound  principles,  and  without  any  reckless  navigation. 
He  was  honest,  sharp,  boisterous,  diffusive,  and  popular, 
notwithstanding  his  politics.  He  might  not  be  a  statesman, 
but  he  was  a  good  manager  for  the  everyday  work  of  an 
industrial  community.  He  was  blunt  in  his  speech,  and  it 
was  to  his  credit  that  he  was  never  blunter  than  when  he 
was  dealing  with  anything  that  he  thought  was  a  job. 
Indeed,  at  times  the  discomfited  applicants  in  such  a  case 
could  scarcely  help  appreciating  his  indignation,  enforced  as 
it  was  by  sundry  strong  and  picturesque  expressions,  that 
were  admired  by  all  parties  in  Excelsior.  Some  of  these 
were  drawn  from  the  breezy  atmosphere  in  which  he  had 
passed  his  youth  ;  and  his  favourite  invocation  of  the  '  Lord 
Tomnoddie '  was  as  well  known  and  of  as  good  standing  in 
Excelsior  as  the  Duke  of  Wellington's  '  Twopenny  damn  ' 
was  some  generations  ago  in  the  greater  world  of  England. 
He  could  not  make  a  set  speech  ;  but  he  got  on  very  well 
without  that  accomplishment,  as  he  was  fair  enough  in  a 
rattling  reply  or  a  forcible  repartee.  And  though,  in  his 
efforts  to  get  his  ideas  afloat,  he  was  apt  to  run  them 
aground,  he  had  the  clear  eye  of  the  man  of  business  for 
seeing  through  humbug.  On  the  whole,  it  was  to  the 
credit  of  Excelsior  that  William  Brereton  was  a  personally 
popular  man — worthy,  serviceable,  good-natured  William 
Brereton. 

Sir  Donald  MacLever  was  of  a  different  type.     He  came 
of  one  of  the  '  best  families '  among  the  early  settlers  of  the 


vi  PARLIAMENT  297 

Province.  The  country  that  his  father  took  up,  known  as 
'  Land's  End,'  owing  to  its  distance,  then  regarded  as  great, 
from  the  city,  turned  out  to  be  among  the  best  country  in 
Excelsior  for  stock.  Old  Mr.  MacLever,  by  his  industry 
and  keen  management,  made  it  one  of  the  most  valuable 
properties  in  the  district,  and  adorned  the  home  station 
with  an  extensive  orchard  and  flower-garden,  which  were 
much  admired  by  the  public  of  the  neighbouring  village  of 
Land's  End.  The  only  drawback  to  the  general  satisfaction 
with  MacLever's  plantations,  as  being  a  show  place  for  that 
part  of  the  country,  was  that  he  employed  a  large  staff  of 
Chinese  gardeners,  by  whose  patient  handiwork  it  was  that 
the  desert  was  made  to  blossom.  And  they  were  believed 
to  work  long  and  irregular  hours.  This  was  distinctly 
contrary  to  the  popular  feeling,  and  also  to  the  law.  But 
the  old  man  cared  nothing  for  popular  feeling,  for  he  was  no 
aspirant  for  public  approbation,  and  thought  of  little  beyond 
the  interest  of  his  property.  And  as  for  the  law,  it  was 
impossible  to  enforce  it  against  him,  as  the  Chinese  worked 
in  the  most  confusing  shifts,  and  were  so  hard  to  distinguish 
one  from  another  and  to  identify  separately.  He  used  to 
say  that  he  would  rather  see  his  garden  smile  than  the 
people  smile  any  day.  As  young  MacLever  was  intended 
for  the  law,  and  the  William  Dorland  University  was  not 
then  founded,  his  father  sent  him  to  London  to  study  for  his 
profession.  But,  being  more  interested  in  men  and  manners 
than  in  the  antiquated  intricacies  of  pleading  or  conveyancing, 
he  persuaded  his  parent  to  let  him  finish  his  education  at 
Heidelberg,  with  the  view  of  making  him  more  a  man  of  the 
world  and  preparing  him  to  take  a  part  in  public  life  when 
he  returned  to  Excelsior.  As  the  family  estate  justified 
such  an  aspiration,  his  father  consented,  and  in  a  few  years 
young  Donald  returned  to  Excelsior  quite  a  gentleman,  and 
fully  prepared  to  make  a  figure  in  public  affairs  and  to  elbow 
his  way  to  the  front.  He  not  only  regarded  this  object  as 
the  final  cause  of  his  own  existence,  but  as  a  result  to  which 
it  was  only  right  that  others  should  also  contribute  their 
exertions. 

He  certainly  did   not  strike  one  as  being  designed  by 
nature   for   a   democrat.       Of   the   two    men,    Mr.   Brereton 


298  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

seemed  to  be  rather  to  that  manner  born.  Yet  he  soon 
appeared  as  a  prominent  man  among  the  Liberals.  There 
could  be  no  doubt  that  theirs  was  the  winning  side  in  the 
long  run.  When  his  respected  father  inquired  rather 
anxiously  of  him  the  reason  of  some  of  his  early  political 
declarations,  he  replied,  mitigating  any  tendency  to  sneer, 
'  Well,  sir,  I  presume  you  would  not  desire  a  young  man 
to  mortgage  his  life  to  lost  causes.'  While  welcomed  by  the 
Liberals  as  a  valuable  acquisition,  he  was  still  connected  by 
substantial  ties  with  the  '  respectable  people.'  It  was  a 
feature  in  his  career  which  surprised  some  that  he  always 
managed  to  keep  up  this  connection  in  social  affairs. 
However  strong  the  display  of  his  democratic  principles 
might  be  in  public,  he  was  ever,  in  a  personal  point  of 
view,  the  gentleman  Donald  MacLever,  who  was  educated 
in  England,  and  who  had  completed  his  early  training  at 
Heidelberg,  and  who  was  quite  at  home  in  the  leading  and 
somewhat  exclusive  club  of  Miranda.  Here  the  business 
men  and  the  landed  gentry  of  the  Province  would  greet 
him  with  a  warmth,  mingled  with  a  natural  deference  to  the 
popular  leader,  which,  if  not  wholly  guileless,  was  in  fact  all 
the  more  pleasing  to  him  on  that  account,  as  it  testified 
emphatically  to  his  power  and  his  personal  importance. 
When,  at  lunch  or  dinner  around  the  club  table,  they  would 
deprecate  some  strong  Democratic  sentiment  that  he  had 
just  favoured  the  public  with,  or  denounce  some  proposal  of 
his  party  as  pointing  to  nothing  less  than  a  '  dividing  up ' 
among  all  of  the  good  things  of  this  world  now  enjoyed  by 
a  few,  the  respectable  Tribune  of  the  people  would  gravely 
listen  to  their  arguments — he  was  rather  a  silent  person  in 
company — deny  their  conclusions,  and  propose  a  game  of 
billiards.  Over  the  billiard  table  he  would  turn  the  con- 
versation to  the  prospects  of  investments  in  stock-raising  in 
the  adjoining  province  of  Amanta,  and  discuss  in  an  expert 
manner  the  chances,  laying  down  in  his  authoritive  style 
that  twenty  per  cent  could  be  knocked  out  of  them  if  the 
Border  duties  were  properly  adjusted. 

Then,  though  he  adopted  the  most  advanced  views  of 
the  day  as  they  came  forward,  and  made  at  times  demo- 
cratic declarations  of  an  alarming  character,  he  was  ever, 


vi  PARLIAMENT  299 

when  in  office,  quietly  accessible  to  little  concessions  in 
practical  administration  to  the  landed  interest  and  the 
capitalist  class  generally;  while  Mr.  Brereton,  with  all  his 
conservatism,  fired  up  about  what  he  denounced  as  'jobs,' 
and  was  perpetually  in  trouble  with  those  interests  about 
claims  such  as  those  that  Mr.  Lamborn  had  enlarged  upon 
when  detailing  his  Rabbit  and  other  grievances  to  Frankfort 
at  The  Blocks.  In  truth,  many  of  the  men  of  property 
quietly  preferred  Sir  Donald,  with  his  revolutionary  ideas 
and  administrative  accessibility,  to  the  noisy  obstinacy  and 
little  economies  of  his  rival. 

Hilljohn,  the  landowner  near  Brassville,  would  exclaim 
to  Hedger,  his  lawyer,  '  Positively  we  ought  to  unite  against 
MacLever !  Anything  more  unprincipled  than  his  conduct 
in  speaking  in  that  indirect  way  to  the  Populist  deputation 
about  the  Single  Tax  I  never  knew.' 

'  Yes,  yes,'  the  lawyer  would  reply  quietly,  '  that  is  all 
right,  Mr.  Hilljohn.  We  can  discount  all  that.  The  fact  is, 
the  great  point  with  us  now  is  the  rabbits.  We  don't  know 
how  his  politics  may  work  out,  but  we  do  know  that  the 
rabbits  will  work  us  out,  if  we  can't  get  the  Government  to 
buy  the  patent  and  plank  down  the  half  cost  for  the  wheat. 
We  must  really,  my  dear  sir,'  Hedger  would  continue,  looking 
up  from  his  office  chair  in  an  explanatory  manner  to  his 
client — '  we  must  really  think  of  the  day  that  is  passing  over 
us,  or  we  may  not  live  to  see  the  later  day  that  you  are 
afraid  of.' 

Whatever  principles,  then,  he  professed,  the  wealthy 
people  thought  it  better  not  to  break  with  him,  but  to  keep 
him  one  of  themselves,  and  in  the  social  circle,  anyway. 
He  was  such  a  very  respectable  man.  In  fact,  in  the 
personality  of  Mr. — afterwards  Sir  Donald — MacLever  there 
were  three  distinct  interests  involved.  The  Democrats  were 
interested  in  him  because  he  was  useful  to  them  ;  the 
better -off  people  because  they  hoped  to  restrain,  if  not 
ultimately  to  reclaim,  the  wanderer.  And  then  there  was 
Sir  Donald,  who  was  deeply  interested  in  himself.  This 
latter  was  the  only  sincere  feeling  of  the  three.  The  one 
deep  and  genuine  belief  in  the  politician's  nature  was  in 
himself.  To  advance  himself  by  some  means — if  not  by 


300  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  front  door,  then  by  the  back — was  the  set  purpose  of 
his  life. 

He  soon  became  important  to  his  party,  and  displaced 
some  bungling  but  sincere  blusterers  who  had  spent  years  in 
advocating  Liberal  principles,  and  then,  in  the  most  respect- 
able and  severe  manner  possible,  led  his  party,  and  led  them 
successfully.  The  chief  result  of  this  success  was  his  own 
instalment  in  office  as  the  head  of  the  Government,  with  a 
Ministry  made  up  of  two  or  three  small  men  who  had  ever 
followed  him  with  canine  fidelity,  and  one  or  two  thoroughly 
rough  diamonds  of  the  party,  who  held  alarmingly  advanced 
views,  which,  however,  were  much  tempered  by  the  mellowing 
influence  of  official  responsibility.  The  great  recommendation 
of  his  colleagues,  in  the  Premier's  eyes,  was  that  they  were 
at  such  an  undoubted  distance  from  himself.  A  decoration 
followed  in  due  course,  and  Mr.  MacLever  became  Sir  Donald 
MacLever,  K.C.M.G.  He  was  a  man  grave  of  aspect  (his 
grey  eyes  looked  out  upon  you  coldly),  cynical  in  manner, 
measured  and  slightly  hoarse  in  his  tone  of  speech.  At 
the  time  when  we  meet  him,  he  and  his  party  had  been  out 
of  office  for  the  three  years  of  Mr.  Brereton's  rule,  and 
they  were  now  anxiously  expecting  the  triumph  of  Liberal 
principles. 

The  Populist  party  was  the  third  party  in  Excelsior.  It 
was  smaller  in  numbers  in  Parliament  than  either  of  the 
other  two,  but  was  active,  and  powerful  in  a  degree  far 
beyond  its  numbers.  In  fact,  as  far  as  law-making  and 
professing  principles  in  politics,  it  had  it  all  its  own  way. 
It  was  in  outside  social  facts  that  it  found  its  obstruction. 
Mr.  David  Stoker  and  Mr.  Michael  Caffery  were  its  leaders. 
Mr.  Stoker  was  naturally  so,  as  he  was  a  Dissenter  in 
religion,  as  in  all  other  things  social,  so  far  as  he  professed 
religion.  With  his  coadjutor  the  case  was  somewhat 
different.  Michael  Caffery  was  in  politics  independent, 
aggressive,  defiant  of  authority,  and  all  for  what  was  novel 
and  progressive,  and  for  discarding  old  Conservative  notions. 
The  mere  fact  that  a  thing  was  new  and  subversive  of  the 
ancient  order  in  the  State  was  a  recommendation  to  his 
favourable  opinion  of  it.  To  tell  him  that  the  political 
veteran,  so-and-so  by  name,  advised  a  certain  course  to  be 


vi  PARLIAMENT  301 

taken  with  regard  to  any  proposed  reform  was  to  set  him 
against  the  advice.  He  considered  it  old-fogeyism.  If  some 
boy  politician  made  some  startling,  novel  suggestion,  he  was 
careful  not  to  declare  against  it.  If  he  did  not  think  it  well 
to  directly  support  it,  he  kept  very  quiet  about  it,  and  sought 
refuge  in  ambiguous  phrases.  And  this  merely  in  obedience 
to  his  sincere  instinct  to  keep  well  upon  the  progressive  line 
of  things.  He  watched  from  afar  Bryan's  first  struggle  with 
M'Kinley  for  the  presidency  of  the  United  States,  and  warmly 
sympathised  with  Bryan  because  he  was  young,  revolutionary, 
and  defiant  of  the  old  standards. 

Such  was  Caffery  in  public  life  and  on  his  political  side.  It 
is  an  old  saying,  often  repeated  and  often  forgotten,  that  every 
man  contains  in  himself  two  men.  And  certainly  Michael 
Caffery,  M.H.R.,  declaiming  in  the  House  of  Representatives 
or  the  market-place  was  quite  a  different  man  from  humble, 
devout  Michael  Caffery  bending  before  the  altar.  He  had 
then  left  one  world  behind  him  and  got  into  another  and  a 
different  one.  In  this  latter  world  he  reverenced  everything 
he  saw,  believed  everything  he  heard,  and  obeyed  all  orders 
implicitly.  It  never  occurred  to  him  to  say,  'Why  is  it  so  ?  ' 
or,  '  Wherefore  should  I  be  told  to  do  this  ? '  He  never 
thought  of  objecting  to  anything,  or  even  asking  a  question 
about  it.  He  started  upon  the  principle  that  he  had  now 
got  into  the  region  of  faith  and  obedience,  and  that  there 
was  no  place  here  for  argumentation  or  dispute.  He  had 
only  to  believe,  or  at  least  have  that  state  of  mind  which 
he  believed  was  believing.  There  was  no  doubt  that  the 
religious  and  racial  instincts  from  Ireland,  his  native  land, 
had  much  to  do  with  his  devotion  to  the  Church.  There  it 
was  the  Church,  he  considered,  of  the  poor  and  the  oppressed. 
He  had  the  natural  liking  of  his  countrymen  for  a  personal 
superior,  and  as  this  instinct  was  very  much  starved  in  the 
political  world,  he  compensated  his  feelings  by  luxuriantly 
indulging  it  in  the  religious  sphere. 

On  the  other  hand,  the  head  of  his  Church,  Cardinal 
M'Gillicuddy,  met  the  politician  half-way.  He  was  a  man  of 
Christian  feelings,  warm  benevolence,  and  absolute  devotion 
to  his  sacred  duties.  He  was  an  admirable,  but  rather 
severe,  ruler  of  the  clerical  affairs  of  his  archdiocese,  and  was 


302  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

ceaseless  in  his  attention  to  all  the  spiritual  needs  of  his 
people.  This  was  his  world.  Outside  it  and  in  public 
affairs  he  had  the  reputation  of  being  rather  a  Liberal, 
though  how  he  earned  it  was  not  very  clear.  No  one  could 
point  to  any  distinct  declaration  of  his  upon  any  political 
question,  except  where  the  interests  of  the  Church  were 
concerned.  Perhaps  it  was  upon  the  principle  that  a  man 
is  known  by  his  friends,  for  in  so  far  as  he  had  any  political 
friends,  they  certainly  belonged  to  the  Progressive  party. 
He  would  have  nothing  at  all  to  do  with  your  staid  old 
Conservatives,  but  he  was  always  particularly  civil  to  Mr. 
Caffery. 

It  is  hard  for  any  of  us  men  to  tell  what  is  really  in  the 
mind  of  a  brother  man.  If  we  may  speculate,  unquestion- 
ably the  Cardinal's  sole  thought  and  real  longing  was  for  the 
true  Church.  Founded  upon  the  Rock,  and  rising  high  above 
these  mere  temporal  affairs  of  human  government — fleeting, 
changing,  stumbling  along,  as  they  were,  from  one  form  into 
another  as  the  ages  went  on — that  Church  could  view  with 
benevolent  complacency  all  forms  of  polity  without  identifying 
itself  with  any.  A  little  extravagance  here,  or  delusive  theory 
there,  did  not  loom  largely  in  the  comprehensive  view  of  the 
observer  from  the  higher  standpoint,  who  was  ever  penetrated 
by  the  sense  of  the  ephemeral  nature  of  the  whole  thing. 
Viewed  from  the  altar,  the  arena  of  politics  seemed  insig- 
nificant. Thus  the  churchman,  in  his  lesser  character  of  a 
citizen,  could  regard  with  dignified  neutrality  principles  and 
theories  that  seemed  full  of  importance  and  danger  to  the 
politician  of  the  world.  By  his  nature,  as  has  been  said,  the 
Cardinal  was  a  benevolent  man.  He  had  deep  sympathy 
with  the  poor.  He  kept  himself  poor,  and  regarded  with 
contempt  those  who  fought  only  for  the  rights  of  wealth  and 
never  thought  of  its  duties.  The  modern  Socialist  creed, 
indeed,  he  absolutely  condemned  as  contrary  to  the  teaching 
of  the  Church  ;  but  he  was  well  inclined  to  the  socialism  of 
the  Fathers,  which  assumed  as  its  foundation  the  law  of  the 
Gospel.  He  did  not  mix  in  party  struggles,  but  outside 
these  he  professed  a  keen  interest  in  political  affairs,  and 
never  failed  to  record  his  vote  in  an  open,  not  to  say 
ostentatious,  manner ;  and  in  all  patriotic  demonstrations 


vi  PARLIAMENT  303 

he  took  a  conspicuous  part.  Every  effort  to  help  the  poor 
had  his  blessing,  and,  though  he  did  not  commit  himself  to 
all  the  demands  of  the  unemployed,  he  was  understood  to 
have  no  sympathy  with  the  usual  formulas  of  political 
economy  that  were  advanced  in  reply  to  them. 

Mr.  Caffery,  therefore,  as  a  good  Catholic,  felt  quite  safe 
in  advancing  all  Liberal  projects,  including  the  very  strongest 
measures  for  the  help  of  the  poor  ;  and  also  in  going  upon 
Socialist  lines  up  to  a  certain  point.  But  he  was  careful 
not  to  commit  himself  to  any  of  the  Socialist  ideas  about 
marriage  and  the  family ;  and,  in  a  quiet  way,  he  even 
supported  the  Catholic  schools  as  distinct  from  the  free, 
secular,  and  compulsory  of  the  State. 

As  has  been  indicated,  Sir  Donald  MacLever  had,  like 
most  great  men,  his  personal  followers ;  and  they  were 
selected  from  those  who  could  never  be  his  rivals.  The 
most  prominent  among  these  was  Mr.  Edward  Du  Tell.  He 
was  not  a  heroic  style  of  man.  But  it  is  a  redeeming 
feature  in  the  poorest  natures  when  they  have  some  one 
object  to  worship,  and  Mr.  Du  Tell  sincerely  worshipped 
Sir  Donald.  His  name  showed  that  he  was  of  French 
origin,  but  his  family  had  been  for  many  generations  settled 
in  England.  He  rather  boasted  that  he  was  a  descendant 
of  that  Captain  Du  Tell  whom  Pepys  mentions  as  filling  the 
office  of  Yeoman  of  the  Cellar  and  Cup-bearer  to  the  Duke 
of  York  in  his  time  ;  but  now,  after  such  a  lapse  of  years, 
there  was  nothing  French  left  about  his  descendant  except 
his  name.  He  was  a  little  man,  of  sharp  intellect,  as  was 
partly  indicated  by  the  keen,  inquiring  way  in  which  he  peered 
round  upon  you,  and  if  not  possessed  of  high  political  prin- 
ciples, at  least  did  not  feel  the  want  of  them.  He  appeared 
to  be  always  looking  about  and  looking  into  things,  in  search 
of  a  satisfaction  that  he  never  fully  got — unless  indeed  from 
Sir  Donald.  His  views  on  Liberalism  were  so  advanced 
that  he  was  readily  elected  for  one  of  the  smaller  popular 
constituencies  to  the  House  of  Representatives  ;  and  in 
public  affairs  he  soon  revealed  an  ancestral  tendency  by 
acting  as  a  sort  of  political  cup-bearer  to  Sir  Donald. 

One  important  purpose  in  life  which  he  served  was  to 
give  to  the  general  public  early  indication  of  what  it  might 


304  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

be  supposed  were  his  patron's  views  upon  questions  of  the 
day  which  were  in  the  first  stages  of  development.  Per- 
sonally he  held  the  most  advanced  opinions  upon  all  subjects. 
He  would  proclaim  his  adherence  to  the  most  progressive 
ideas  of  the  hour ;  and  this  was  commonly  taken  to  indicate 
that  Sir  Donald,  who  was  much  slower  to  declare  himself, 
would  in  the  end  do  the  same.  But  it  was  found  that  this 
supposition  was  not  to  be  too  implicitly  trusted  ;  for,  in  case 
of  a  reaction  of  public  feeling  setting  in,  or  the  new  idea 
being  found,  in  fact,  unworkable,  Sir  Donald  would  discard 
it  at  the  proper  time,  as  a  thing  not  to  be  thought  of;  and 
then  Mr.  Du  Tell  would  say  nothing  more  about  it,  nor 
would  anything  more  be  heard  of  it  in  the  Liberal  leader's 
circle  till  it  became  popular  again.  But  once  his  chief  had 
declared  his  opinion  in  favour  of  some  progressive  measure, 
there  was  nothing  to  hinder  the  fullest  expression  of  his 
own  advanced  views. 

Du  Tell  had  carefully  observed  the  contest  between 
Meeks  and  Frankfort  at  Brassville,  and  made  a  note,  when 
our  politician  was  returned,  that  he  had  better  be  looked 
after.  He  was  just  the  sort  of  man  to  be  useful  to  Sir 
Donald,  so  long  as  he  went  quietly  in  harness  and  minded 
the  bit.  At  this  juncture,  just  before  the  meeting  of  Parlia- 
ment, Du  Tell  spent  a  good  deal  of  his  time  on  the  steps 
leading  up  to  the  broad  verandah  of  the  House,  where  he 
could  meet  Members  as  they  came  for  their  letters  or  to 
keep  appointments  for  seeing  their  constituents.  It  was 
useful  to  fall  in  with  them  in  this  casual  sort  of  way,  when 
the  nature  of  the  interview  could  be  regulated  at  discretion, 
and  a  useless  or  hostile  man  dismissed  with  a  few  words, 
while  an  easy  retreat  could  be  made  with  others  to  one  of 
the  Committee  rooms  and  matters  discussed  at  leisure.  As 
Frankfort,  a  few  days  after  his  return  to  the  city,  was  walk- 
ing up  the  steps  of  the  House,  he  naturally  fell  in  with  Du 
Tell. 

'  Ah,  my  dear  sir,'  he  exclaimed,  taking  his  usual  survey 
round  our  politician,  '  come  to  join  the  great  cause  !  Let  me 
shake  you  by  the  hand.  He  is  quite  pleased  about  it  ; 
Meeks  run  down — worked  out — no  account.  Yes,  indeed, 
he  is  quite  pleased  ;  and  it  takes  a  little  to  please  him,  and 


vi  PARLIAMENT  305 

no  mistake,  I  assure  you.'  Du  Tell  generally  referred  in 
conversation  to  his  chief  by  an  impersonal  designation. 

'  Sir  Donald  ?  '  inquired  Frankfort. 

'  Yes,  and  he  wants  to  see  you  too — he  does  indeed. 
He  is  out  of  town  just  now  ;  but  I  think  that  old  Borland, 
at  your  University  up  there,  is  arranging  for  a  little  spread, 
you  know,  for  you  both  to  meet  He'll  go — I  am  almost 
sure  he'll  go.  You'll  be  in  luck  to  meet  him  on  the  quiet. 
He  sometimes  comes  out  with  a  few  people  like  that — if 
he  takes  to  them.'  And  Du  Tell  looked  again  round  our 
politician. 

'  Yes,  I  should  be  very  glad  to  meet  Sir  Donald.  I 
have  been  only  casually  introduced  to  him.  There  are  some 
public  questions  that  I  would  like  to  talk  over  with  him.' 

'  Well,  as  to  that,  d'ye  see,  I  can  tell  you  what  he  will 
say  on  most  things  that  are  to  the  fore  now,  you  know. 
The  great  point — I  heard  him  say  it  only  the  other  day — is 
to  get  this  Tory  crew  out.  Why,  my  dear  sir,'  continued 
Du  Tell,  contracting  his  eyebrows  this  time  into  a  positive 
frown,  '  where,  I  ask,  is  progress,  where  prosperity,  where 
safety  for  our  institutions,  so  long  as  the  country  is  smothered 
under  the  incubus  of  Brereton  and  Company  ? ' 

'  But  they  tell  me,'  remarked  our  politician,  '  that  the 
first  measure  of  the  session  which  the  Government  will 
bring  forward  is  the  Bill  to  enfranchise  woman  ;  and  we  all 
support  that.' 

'  You  don't  say  so  ? '  exclaimed  Du  Tell  in  genuine 
surprise.  '  I  knew  that  old  Brereton  had  given  in  to  it ;  but 
I  didn't  think — well,  really,  he  is  'cuter  than  I  gave  him 
credit  for,  the  old  delinquent.  But  is  it  so  really  ?  How 
do  you  know  ?  I  thought  that  I  would  have ' 

'  Why,  a  Miss  Hannah  Gazelle,  a  constituent  of  mine, 
and  secretary  to  one  of  the  woman's  leagues,  waited  upon 
him,  with  a  few  ladies,  at  a  private  interview,  to  present 
some  resolutions  that  had  been  passed  ;  and  then  he  told 
them  that  the  bell  of  freedom  was  ringing,  as  he  expressed 
it,  and  that  it  would  be  his  first  Bill — only  to  keep  it  quiet. 
But  these  things  get  out  in  a  country  town.  Some  people 
from  Brassville  mentioned  it  to  me.' 

'  Now,  that  is  clever  of  B.  B.      I  didn't  think  that  Billy 

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306  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Brereton  had  it  in  him,  I  didn't  indeed,'  replied  Du  Tell, 
who  could  not  restrain  some  admiration  for  this  astute  move 
on  the  part  of  the  Premier.  '  But  I  know  what  he  will  say  to  it. 
Since  the  Loan  failed,  B.  B.  is  up  a  tree.  No  plank  to  float 
on.  So  he  launches  lovely  woman.  Never  mind — never 
mind,'  continued  Du  Tell ;  '  we  can  put  him  out  and  pass  the 
Woman's  Bill  ourselves,  can't  we  ?  ' 

'  Are  the  Government  likely  to  be  put  out  any  way, 
then  ?  '  inquired  our  politician. 

'  Sure  to  be.  He  means  it.  Shoulder  to  shoulder  we 
stand,  and  down  goes  Monopoly  and  Toryism.  Ah,  Billy  B., 
knowing  old  card,'  Mr.  Du  Tell  went  on,  peering  this  time 
into  space,  as  he  apostrophised  the  unconscious  Brereton — 
'  ah,  Billy  B.,  Woman's  Suffrage  ain't  able  to  save  you — not 
good  works  enough.  He  has  got  you  this  time.  Your  day 
is  over.' 

'  I  suppose  they  have  had  about  their  turn  now  ? '  re- 
marked Frankfort. 

'  Their  turn  ?  I  should  say  so.  Why,  in  these  advanced 
times,  should  old-fogeyism  have  a  turn  at  all  ?  Why,  even 
in  old  Europe  they  advance.  You  see  the  cablegrams  :  the 
Autocrat  of  Russia  proposes  to  abolish  war.' 

'  Well,  I  am  afraid  it  will  be  found  easier  to  abolish 
Brereton  than  to  abolish  war/ 

'  Both  must  go,  my  dear  sir — both  must  go,'  said  Du  Tell, 
almost  relaxing  into  a  smile  at  the  noble  prospect  of  the 
joint  abolition  of  War  and  of  Brereton.  '  What  are  standing 
armies  and  war  but  devices  to  prevent  people  from  asserting 
themselves?  And  as  for  old  Billy  Brereton — why,  sure 
enough,  speak  of  him  and  here  he  comes  along.  Never  met 
him  ?  I  will  introduce  you.' 

And  Du  Tell  waved  his  hand,  in  a  manner  quite  cheer- 
ful for  him,  at  the  Honourable  Mr.  Brereton  as  that  gentle- 
man came  walking  down  the  steps,  having  just  left  an 
informal  meeting  of  some  of  his  newly-returned  supporters 
in  the  Ministers'  Room. 

'  Ah,  Mr.  Premier,  glad  to  see  you  looking  well  and 
strong,  like  your  Government.  Let  me  present  to  you  one 
of  your  new  supporters — a  good  staunch  one — stand  by  you 
at  a  pinch — when  the  numbers  are  close,  you  see.  Never 


vi  PARLIAMENT  307 

say  that  the  Du  Tells  were  wanting  in  the  loving  cup,  from 
the  days  of  the  Duke  of  York  downwards — ha  !  ha !  ha  ! ' 
and  he  laughed  at  his  joke  with  a  hilarity  that  did  not  seem 
to  sit  very  easily  upon  him. 

'  Why  ?  who  ?  what  are  the  bearings  now  ?  Where  have 
we  run  on  to  this  time  ? '  inquired  Mr.  Brereton,  who  it  so 
happened  had  not  met  Frankfort  before,  and  in  his  matter- 
of-fact  way  supposed  on  the  moment  that  Du  Tell  had 
met  one  of  the  Government  supporters  coming  late  to  the 
meeting. 

'  Ah,  why  ?  who  ?  indeed.  This  is  Professor  Frankfort 
of  the  University — Brassville,  you  know.  Old  Meeks 
defunct.  Good  man,  I  say,  always  support  you — when 
you  are  right,  d'ye  see  ?  ivJten  ! '  said  Du  Tell.  '  Sorry  to 
leave  you,  gentlemen — sorry  to  leave  you,'  he  continued  ; 
'  but  friends  are  best  left  alone,  you  know '  ;  and  with  waving 
hand  Du  Tell  hurried  away  rapidly  to  the  Opposition  Room, 
to  write  a  line  to  Sir  Donald,  so  as  to  catch  the  afternoon 
post,  informing  him  of  Brereton's  clever  move  in  putting 
Woman's  Suffrage  in  the  forefront  of  the  coming  campaign. 

'  I  really  don't  know,'  exclaimed  Frankfort,  as  he  and 
Brereton  shook  hands,  '  that  my  friend  Mr.  Du  Tell,  though 
he  was  speaking  jocularly,  was  far  from  the  truth  when  he 
said  that  I  would  support  you  when  you  were  right.  Though 
I  am  a  Liberal,  I  should  always  like  to  support  any  Govern- 
ment that  was  doing  the  right  thing.' 

'  More  fool  you  if  you  did,  my  friend,'  cheerfully  re- 
sponded Mr.  Brereton,  as  he  gave  him  a  lively  tap  on  the 
chest  to  emphasise  his  remark.  The  Premier  was  in  appear- 
ance something  like  a  nautical  model  of  the  typical  John  Bull ; 
and  he  looked  straight  out  at  you  when  he  spoke  to  you,  as 
if,  while  he  wanted  to  see  through  you,  he  was  also  quite 
willing  that  you  should  see  through  him. 

'  No  ;  no  good,  sir,'  he  continued  ;  '  Mr.  Dillon,  friend 
of  mine — friend  of  yours — he  tells  me  that  you  are  a 
Liberal.' 

'  Certainly  I  am  a  Liberal,'  said  Frankfort  in  an  emphatic 
tone. 

'  Oh  yes,  to  be  sure ;  but  I  mean,  you  see,  that  he  says 
you  really  believe  all  about  it — genuine  case.  Yes,  he  does 


3o8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

indeed,'  continued  the  Premier,  giving  his  companion  a  con- 
fidential nod.  '  Well,  then,  all  right,  say  I  ;  go  it  Liberal 
horse,  whatever  you  are,  hack  or  charger,  straight  gallop 
ahead,  and  good  luck  to  you.' 

'  Thank  you,  Mr.  Brereton.  But  I  was  only  saying  that 
I  would  not  care  to  oppose  any  Government  in  trying  to  do 
the  right  thing  upon  any  great  public  question.' 

'  Why  not,  my  blessed  Liberal,  if  your  party  wants  to  ? 
What  use  is  a  man  to  his  party  if  he  only  supports  them 
when  he  likes  to?  Wait  a  bit,  you'll  see.  Battledore 
and  shuttlecock — ping-pong  business  —  it's  all  right.  But 
here,'  continued  Mr.  Brereton,  as  some  of  his  followers  came 
down  the  steps — 'here  are  some  of  my  recruits — taken  the 
shilling.  Come  along,  gentlemen — come  along ' ;  and  giving 
Frankfort  a  cheerful  nod  in  parting,  he  walked  away  with 
them  down  the  street. 

Sure  enough,  as  Du  Tell  expected,  when  Frankfort  got 
back  to  his  rooms  he  found  a  note  from  Mrs.  Borland,  in- 
viting him  to  dinner  that  day  week  in  order  to  meet  Sir 
Donald  MacLever  and  a  few  friends.  The  Honourable 
William  Borland's  principle  in  politics  was  much  the  same 
as  some  great  men's  principle  with  regard  to  religion — to 
find  out  the  strongest  and  most  feasible  principle,  and  then 
to  adhere  to  it  without  cavil.  He  therefore  cultivated 
friendly  relations  with  Sir  Bonald,  as  he  regarded  his  party 
as  the  more  powerful  of  the  two,  and  as  the  one  best  fitted 
to  deal  trenchantly  with  the  great  Currency  question.  This 
was  not  the  result  of  a  sordid  personal  self-seeking.  He 
had  shown  his  public  spirit  in  founding  the  University. 
Mixed  considerations  influenced  him.  While  he  and  the 
University  too  had  a  deep  interest  in  the  cause  of  Silver, 
he  also  had  a  belief,  which  he  accepted  without  any  deep 
scrutiny,  that  industrial  progress  generally  in  Excelsior,  and 
indeed  in  the  world,  depended  on  that  cause.  How  far  that 
belief  was  induced  by  that  interest  is  one  of  those  things 
that  belong  to  what  philosophers  have  termed  the  sphere  of 
the  unknowable.  Conscious  bias  and  unconscious  :  who  can 
discriminate  between  them?  Then  he  had  the  natural  wish  of 
every  powerful,  successful  man  to  belong  to  the  cause  that 
was  waxing  rather  than  to  that  which  was  waning.  This 


vi  PARLIAMENT  309 

feeling  rested  in  him  upon  the  conviction  that  it  is  only  the 
part  of  common-sense  to  accept  the  inevitable,  and  that  it  is 
no  duty  of  man — certainly  not  of  the  practical  man — to 
keep  conning  over  abstract  questions  of  wise  and  unwise. 
Another  consideration  that  influenced  him  was  that  Mr. 
Brereton  had  proved  intractable  in  Government  business 
matters  connected  with  the  great  Van-Dorland  Mine,  and  had 
refused  some  concessions  which,  when  mentioned  incidentally 
in  conversation  with  Du  Tell,  that  gentleman  said  he  hap- 
pened to  know  Sir  Donald  thought  ought  to  be  granted  to 
all  mine-owners  in  similar  circumstances.  So  William 
Borland  gave  his  general  adhesion  to  Sir  Donald,  and  Sir 
Donald,  in  his  cold  way,  reciprocated  the  confidence  of  the 
Silver  King.  It  was,  as  has  been  said,  part  of  his  policy 
to  keep  up,  in  the  private  sphere,  fair  personal  relations 
with  the  representatives  of  the  great  interests  of  the  country  ; 
while  politically,  as  head  of  the  popular  party,  he  held  a 
severe  tone,  in  a  vague  sort  of  way,  towards  them  in  public. 
Each  of  these  men,  eminent  in  their  respective  walks  of  life, 
understood  one  another,  and  did  not  weigh  in  golden  scales 
the  respective  values  of  their  mutual  confidences.  Both 
regarded  our  politician  with  some  interest,  as  being  probably 
a  useful  pawn  on  the  political  chess-board.  Why  not  ?  It 
was  natural  that  he  should  be  useful,  as  obviously  his 
interest  was  the  University  interest,  and  both  were  identical 
with  the  William  Dorland  interest. 

Frankfort  had  not,  as  the  reader  may  have  gathered,  much 
experience  in  society,  and  on  the  evening  of  the  dinner 
he  found  that  he  was  the  first  to  arrive  at  the  President's 
mansion.  The  minutes,  however,  passed  quickly,  aided  by  the 
vigorous  conversation  of  Mr.  Dorland  and  the  quiet,  sensible 
refrain  of  his  wife's  remarks.  Mrs.  Dorland  was  a  middle- 
aged  lady  of  a  comfortable  and  rather  sleek  appearance. 
Without  seeking  to  make  any  display,  she  showed  con- 
siderable common-sense  in  what  she  said.  She  was  homely 
in  her  habits,  one  of  which  was  to  have  always  on  hand  a 
piece  of  knitting  of  a  special  description,  which  she  continu- 
ally worked  at,  even  on  festive  occasions,  sitting  among  her 
guests.  Dr.  Johnson,  in  his  Dictionary,  defines  knitting  or 
network  to  be  '  anything  reticulated  or  decussated  at  equal 


3io  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

distances,  with  interstices  between  the  intersections.'  This 
sounds  complex.  But  the  work  in  Mrs.  Borland's  hands 
seemed  to  be  simple,  for  she  pursued  it  rapidly  and  serenely, 
while  all  the  time  she  carried  on  the  conversation  with 
activity  and  vigilance.  Indeed,  the  conversation  seemed  to 
get  mixed  up  with  the  knitting  ;  for  she  had  a  way  of  en- 
forcing the  point  of  her  remarks  by  giving  an  emphatic  dive 
or  dig  with  the  right-hand  needle  as  if  to  fix,  once  for  all, 
the  truth  of  what  she  was  saying  or  the  mistake  that  she 
wanted  to  expose. 

Before  Frankfort  could  get  very  far  in  a  discussion  with 
Mrs.  Dorland  about  her  proposed  new  Regulations  for  the 
Cookery  School,  which  was  affiliated  to  the  University,  he 
was  agreeably  surprised  by  the  announcement  of  Mr.,  Mrs., 
and  Miss  Lamborn  of  The  Blocks.  The  shearing  being  now 
over,  the  Senator  was  at  liberty  to  come  to  town,  and  though 
personally  he  preferred  The  Blocks  to  all  other  places,  it  was 
ever  a  pleasure  to  him  to  gratify  the  natural  wish  of  his 
wife  and  daughter  for  a  change  of  scene. 

Meeting  them  was  to  Frankfort  like  meeting  old  friends, 
and  Mrs.  Lamborn  was  as  kind  and  as  languid  as  ever. 
The  other  guests  followed  in  quick  succession.  There  were 
Alderman  Jortin,  one  of  the  Board  of  Overseers  of  the  Uni- 
versity, and  his  two  daughters,  who  were  generally  described 
in  society,  with  that  keen  sense  of  one  another's  failings  that 
comes  naturally  to  us,  as  '  the  plain  Miss  Jortins.'  Mrs. 
Jortin,  who  always  felt  devout  feelings  of  thankfulness  to 
Providence  when  she  could  escape  a  dinner-party,  stayed  at 
home  with  her  eldest  child,  who  was  known  in  Miranda  as 
the  '  pretty  widow.'  She  had  made  an  unfortunate  marriage, 
and  generally  left  it  to  her  two  younger  sisters  to  represent 
the  family  upon  festive  occasions.  The  business  relations  be- 
tween the  Alderman,  who  was  the  owner  of  the  great  Anvil 
Iron  Works  of  Miranda,  and  Dorland  were  extensive.  Each 
regarded  the  other  as  a  sound  man.  Mr.  Lavender,  the 
Secretary  of  the  Irrigation  Bureau  ;  two  of  the  Professors  of 
the  University  and  their  ladies  ;  Mr.  Urias  Carson,  proprietor 
of  the  Rising  Sun  newspaper  (who  held  quite  a  dignified 
aspect  to  his  own  paper,  and  had,  it  seemed,  no  idea  of  what 
the  editors  would  put  into  it  till  he  informed  himself  by 


vi  PARLIAMENT  311 

looking  at  its  columns  each  morning),  and  Mr.  M'lvor,  the 
President's  confidential  clerk,  made  up  the  party  to  meet  Sir 
Donald,  Mrs.  M'lvor  being  absent  owing  to  indisposition. 
The  great  man  himself  was  yet  to  come.  He  never  made 
the  mistake  that  Frankfort  in  his  inexperience  fell  into  of 
coming  too  early.  On  the  contrary,  he  generally  came  last, 
rather  late,  and  thus  found  the  company  waiting  for  him  and 
ready  to  receive  him.  So  when  the  attendant  announced 
'  Sir  Donald  MacLever  and  Mr.  Du  Tell,'  there  was  a  slight 
stir  among  the  guests,  and  Mr.  Dorland  moved  down  to  the 
door  at  the  end  of  the  long  drawing-room  to  receive  him, 
bringing  Frankfort  with  him,  so  as  to  specially  introduce 
him  before  they  joined  the  general  circle. 

Lady  MacLever  was  absent  in  Europe  for  the  sake  of  her 
health,  and  so  Sir  Donald  had  only  Mr.  Du  Tell  to  accom- 
pany him.  As  he  bent  forward  in  a  stately  manner  to  shake 
hands  with  the  President,  Frankfort  felt  that  the  two  gray 
eyes  were  resting  upon  him. 

'  Sir  Donald,  let  me  introduce  to  you  our  very  latest 
politician,  Professor  Frankfort,  one  of  your  party.  He 
represents  a  link  of  union  between  the  University  and  the 
Parliament.' 

'  Ha,  indeed.  How  do  you  do,  Professor  ?  I  have  heard 
of  you.' 

There  was  nothing  very  much  in  this  remark  of  Sir 
Donald's  ;  but  it  was  said  in  a  slow,  slightly  gruff  tone,  with 
a  little  drawl  in  it,  and  as  he  spoke  it,  it  seemed  as  if  there 
was  a  good  deal  in  it.  He  continued,  looking  at  the  new 
politician,  as  he  went  on — 

'A  link  of  union?  Is  it  a  valid  marriage  or  only  a 
temporary  attachment.' 

'  Oh,  a  valid  union  by  all  means,  Sir  Donald,'  replied 
Frankfort — '  honourable  conditions  on  both  sides.' 

'  What  ?      No  incompatibility  of  temper  ?  ' 

Sir  Donald  rather  prided  himself  upon  saying  grating 
things,  and  did  not  discard  the  flavour  of  a  sneer.  It  was 
congenial  to  his  own  feelings  to  do  so,  and  was  besides,  he 
considered,  much  more  effective  in  the  world  than  the  easy 
manner  of  the  good-natured  man.  So  he  was  rather  pleased 
than  otherwise  when  Dorland  said,  in  a  deprecating  way, 


312  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

as  he  led  back  to  the  ladies,  '  Come  now,  Sir  Donald, 
surely  you  can  see  no  just  cause  or  impediment  to  this 
union.' 

Du  Tell,  who  in  the  stir  had  been  overlooked,  came 
slipping  up  behind,  and  looking  inquisitively  round  Frank- 
fort's shoulder,  remarked  to  him,  in  an  undertone — 

'  Not  bad  that,  is  it  ?  Marriage  or  temporary  attach- 
ment. Not  bad.  It's  his  way,  you  know.  But  he's  right. 
You  will  find  him  right.' 

The  party  being  now  complete,  the  dinner  procession 
was  soon  arranged  ;  Sir  Donald,  of  course,  taking  Mrs. 
Dorland,  and  Miss  Lamborn  being  given  to  Frankfort,  with 
a  jocular  remark  by  the  President  about  the  special  need 
that  he  now  had  to  make  himself  agreeable  to  any  one  from 
Brassville.  As  Mrs.  Lamborn  passed  by,  with  her  hand 
resting  in  a  languid  manner  on  Alderman  Jortin's  arm,  she 
remarked  that  now  he  and  Eilly  could  enjoy  themselves 
talking  about  sermons  and  all  the  odd  things  they  were  able 
to  think  of.  They  had  not  the  full  complement  of  ladies 
to  gentlemen,  so  Mr.  Du  Tell  had  to  go  by  himself ;  but  he 
was  favoured  by  having  a  seat  sufficiently  near  to  Sir  Donald 
to  enable  him  to  hear  that  gentleman's  remarks  in  conversa- 
tion distinctly. 

Mr.  Dorland's  entertainments  and  company  were  rather 
of  the  substantial  than  the  highly  fashionable  type.  To 
refer  to  the  common  dairy  metaphor,  they  represented 
rather  the  skimmed  milk  of  society  than  the  cream  that 
settles  on  the  top.  But,  after  all,  where  would  the  cream 
be  if  it  were  not  for  the  milk  from  which  it  is  skimmed  ? 
There  was  a  good  deal  of  money  in  Dorland's  parties,  and 
not  a  little  influence,  both  territorial  and  political.  Ex- 
celsior high  society  regarded  them  as  not  properly  within 
the  charmed  circle ;  but  Dorland,  on  his  part,  manfully 
held  his  own  ground  socially,  and  even  maintained  at  his 
table  a  tone  of  conversation  which  was  quite  in  defiance 
of  the  elegant  and  exclusive  topics  of  high  life.  As  Presi- 
dent of  the  University,  he  rather  affected  literary  topics ;  and 
his  converse  with  the  College  men,  assisted  by  his  own 
natural  intelligence,  enabled  him  to  deal  with  them  in  a 
respectable  manner. 


vi  PARLIAMENT  313 

'  Sir  Donald,  I  admired  your  address  in  opening  the 
Land's  End  Free  Library, — something,  a  bit  of  stuff  in  every 
sentence.' 

'  When  you  ask  a  number  of  your  fellow-creatures  to  sit 
still  for  an  hour  on  a  deal  form,  there  should  be  something 
in  your  sentences  to  sit  still  for,'  slowly  remarked  Sir 
Donald. 

'  Just  so,  something  to  put  into  your  mouth  mentally  and 
chew,  like  in  Macaulay's  writings,'  continued  the  President. 

'  Macaulay, — do  you  swear  by  Macaulay  then?'  inquired 
Sir  Donald. 

'  To  be  sure  I  do.  If  you  have  a  ten  minutes  to  spare, 
take  him  up,  and  you  will  find  something  to  remember  in 
the  ten  minutes,'  returned  Dorland. 

Sir  Donald  only  shook  his  head. 

'  You  consider  him,  Sir  Donald,  I  presume,  too  highly 
coloured  to  be  accurate?'  interposed  Frankfort,  whose  atten- 
tion had  been  attracted  by  the  name  of  a  favourite  author. 
He  was  rather  interested  to  know  what  the  shake  of  the 
head  indicated. 

Sir  Donald  leant  back  in  his  chair,  and  partly  turning 
towards  him,  observed — 

'  Too  popular  for  my  taste.  He  said  he  would  beat  the 
last  fashionable  novel  at  the  lending  library, — perhaps 
he  has.' 

There  was  a  slight  pause  after  this  judgment,  and  one 
of  the  Professors  appeared  to  be  about  to  interpose  some- 
thing, possibly  on  the  historian's  behalf,  when  Sir  Donald, 
clearing  his  voice  and  speaking  in  a  decisive  manner,  as  if  to 
stop  the  coming  intervention,  continued,  '  Macaulay  in  litera- 
ture and  Gladstone  in  politics  have  been  so  lavishly  rewarded 
in  their  own  day  that  the  account  is  overdrawn,  and  there  is 
nothing  left  for  the  future.  They  have  already  eaten  their 
cakes.'  And  Sir  Donald  looked  up,  and  slightly  elevated 
his  eyebrows,  as  if  to  see  if  any  one  either  would  or  could 
dispute  what  he  had  said. 

Our  politician  could  not  help  thinking  that  whatever 
plausibility  there  might  be  in  this  criticism,  it  was  rather  an 
odd  one  to  come  from  so  pronounced  a  champion  of  popular 
ideas  in  Excelsior.  But  he  only  replied— 


314  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

1  As  for  being  popular,  Sir  Donald,  Byron  has  been  very 
popular  too  ;  but  no  one  can  deny  his  genius.' 

'  Byron,  the  cranky  rascal  ! '  exclaimed  Mr  Lamborn. 
'  Why,  when  we  were  sending  Woodall  the  order  to  go  home 
for  the  books  for  our  Brassville  Literary  Institute,  Mr.  Keech 
insisted  that  the  complete  edition  of  Byron  should  not  be 
included  in  the  list,  and  I  believe  he  was  not  far  wrong.' 

'  Really  now,  is  that  so  ?  '  remarked  Lavender.  '  Leave 
out  Byron  ?  Why,  that  is  like  my  old  friend  Barlow,  when 
he  was  furnishing  his  new  house  there  at  Cowpasture,  he 
sent  home  an  order  to  his  London  agent  for  two  tons  of 
well-selected  books ;  but  no  Byron  or  Shelley.  Some  one 
had  told  him  something  bad  about  them' — and  the  Secretary 
of  the  Water  Bureau  looked  up  with  a  quiet  laugh. 

'  Why,  was  Byron  such  a  bad  man  as  that  ? '  inquired 
Miss  Lamborn,  turning  to  Frankfort.  '  When  I  was  at 
school  at  Dresden,  I  remember  we  had,  for  the  breaking-up 
examination,  to  turn  "  The  Isles  of  Greece  "  "  of  the  English 
Boet  Lord  Byron,"  as  old  Dr.  Glugg  called  him,  into  German. 
I  thought  it  very  fine,  but  it  was  difficult  to  get  the  right 
German  words  for  it.  It  took  me  the  whole  afternoon. 
And  was  he  so  bad  really?' 

'  Well,  yes  ;  a  poor  creature  in  one  way — a  grand  genius 
in  another.  Bad  heart — unhappy  in  his  marriage.  His  own 
fault' 

'  Why,  do  you  know  now,'  said  Eilly  Lamborn,  full  of 
interest  in  what  she  was  going  to  say — 'do  you  know,  that 
reminds  me.  We  were  dining  at  Mr.  Brookfield's  last  evening, 
and  he  was  saying  to  father — do  you  know  what  he  said  ? ' 

'  No  ;  but  I  should  like  to  hear  you  tell.' 

'  Well,  he  said,'  she  continued,  desirous  to  hear  what  a 
Professor's  comment  would  be  on  this  strange  statement  of 
Mr.  Brookfield — '  he  said  this,  that  most  men  of  genius  were 
unhappy  in  their  family  life.  Was  not  that  an  odd  thing  to 
say? ' 

'  Really  ? ' 

'Yes,  and  he  mentioned  several,  Shakespeare,  Bacon, 
Milton,  Addison,  and  others  that  I  forget,  and  then  he  spoke 
of  Byron  and  Shelley.  And  he  mentioned  Carlyle  and 
Dickens  too  ;  but  Byron  particularly.' 


vi  PARLIAMENT  315 

'  And  did  he  say  why  ? '  inquired  Frankfort,  more  in- 
terested in  the  speaker's  manner  than  the  story  itself  of  the 
mishaps  of  genius,  which  was  already  familiar  to  him. 

'  Why  ?  Oh,  I  did  not  follow  all  he  said.  It  was  about 
want  of  sympathy,  you  know,  and  vanity  and  genius  being 
irritable,  and  things  of  that  sort, — in  fact,  that  they  should 
not  get  married  at  all.' 

'  And  what  did  you  say,  Miss  Lamborn  ?  ' 

'  I  say  ?  I  was  only  listening.  I  said  nothing.  But 
that  young  American,  Mr.  Fooks,  who  was  sitting  next  to 
me,  said  in  a  quiet  tone,  as  if  he  were  speaking  to  himself, 
when  there  was  a  pause — he  has  such  an  odd  way  with  him 
— "  I  am  so  glad,  then,  that  I  am  not  a  man  of  genius."  It 
was  so  comical,  we  could  not  help  laughing  at  him.' 

'  Or  with  him  ?  '  queried  Frankfort.' 

'Well,  at  him  or  with  him — as  if  any  one  cared  what 
he  said.  And,  do  you  know,'  added  Eilly  Lamborn,  looking 
seriously  at  her  companion — '  do  you  know,  I  don't  think 
that  Mr.  Brookfield  quite  liked  all  the  laughing  about  it. 
And  he  went  on  to  say,  in  just  a  cross  sort  of  way,  that 
most  of  the  great  men  never  married  at  all.  He  mentioned 
such  a  number — Newton  and  Locke  and  Kant,  and  all  the 
philosophers,  and  the  great  authors  too.' 

'It  is  a  grave  subject  after  all,'  remarked  Frankfort. 
'  WTreck  of  hopes  of  genius,  noble  barques  but  sunken  rocks, 
and  so  on.  However,  I  suppose  it  is  that  genius  cannot 
stand  the  discipline  of  marriage.' 

'  The  discipline  ?  '  inquired  Miss  Lamborn. 

'  Yes,  the  discipline ;  that  is  what  one  of  these  unhappy 
great  men  terms  it.  Let  us  hope  it  did  him  good,  however 
unpleasant.' 

But  here  this  interesting  conversation  was  cut  short  by 
Mrs.  Borland  and  the  other  ladies  rising  to  go  to  what  in  old 
times  was  called  their  '  withdrawing-room  ' — not  now,  as  of 
old,  to  enable  the  gentlemen  to  get  comfortably  drunk  by 
themselves,  but  merely  to  allow  a  short  half-hour's  temperate 
enjoyment,  the  feeble  survival  of  the  coarse  customs  of  our 
rude  forefathers.  In  these  days  of  enlightenment  and  rising 
independence  of  woman,  there  is  a  growing  jealousy  of  all 
exclusive  customs  and  privileges  of  men,  and  in  some  of  the 


316  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

more  advanced  quarters  this  earlier  flitting  of  woman  from 
the  festive  table  is  being  shaded  off  to  an  irreducible 
minimum.  The  next  stage  will  be  for  the  men  to  rise  with 
the  ladies  and  meekly  follow  them  to  the  tea-table.  Where- 
fore not  ?  Too  much  wine  is  as  bad  for  man  as  for  woman  ; 
and  as  for  smoking,  why  not  neither  or  both  ? 

Mrs.  Borland,  though  opposed  to  these  very  advanced 
views,  yet  allowed  Mr.  Borland  but  a  short  interval  for 
gentlemen's  time,  so  there  was  only  a  few  minutes  available 
for  men's  talk,  which  soon  turned  towards  the  political 
situation,  that  was  getting  more  and  more  exciting  as  the 
meeting  of  Parliament  drew  near. 

'  Awkward  fix  for  Brereton.  No  Loan.  Fierce  dogs 
you  politicians  when  hungry ' — Mr.  Borland  led  off  from  the 
head  of  the  table. 

'  I  hear  that  he  means  to  feed  us  on  females.  Woman's 
Suffrage  first  on  the  legislative  mahogany,'  remarked  Sir 
Bonald,  slowly  moving  his  wine-glass  at  arm's  length  from 
him,  and  holding  it  up  as  if  to  get  a  good  look  through  and 
through  it. 

'  Not  half  bad  that.  Quite  himself  to-night.  Feed  us 
with  females — good/  whispered  Bu  Tell  to  Frankfort,  next 
to  whom,  in  the  reshuffling  of  the  gentlemen  consequent  on 
the  departure  of  the  ladies,  he  was  sitting. 

'  You  support  Woman's  Suffrage,  I  think,  Sir  Bonald  ? ' 
observed  our  politician. 

'  Eh  ?  I  support  ? '  replied  Sir  Bonald,  looking  past  our 
politician  but  not  at  him,  with  some  surprise  in  his  tone,  as 
if  it  was  rather  a  liberty  to  ask  a  man  in  his  position  what 
he  did  support.  He  continued,  with  an  indifferent  air — '  Yes, 
I  do  support  it.  I  support  all  that  is  progressive — harmless.' 

'That's  it — progressive,  harmless,  bull's-eye  hit  again. 
Progressive,  harmless — may  we  not  add  just,  sir  ?  '  inquired 
Bu  Tell. 

'  Whatever  is  progressive  is  just,'  replied  Sir  Bonald. 

'  Quite  so.      True  indeed — I  had  not  thought  of  that.' 

'  It  is  a  great  reform,'  said  Frankfort,  with  some  emphasis. 

He  felt  the  cold  eyes  turned  towards  him,  as  Sir  Bonald 
remarked  in  a  deep  tone  of  voice,  '  Ah,  just  so,  but  who  are 
you  going  to  reform  ?  Men  or  women  ?  ' 


vi  PARLIAMENT  317 

'  Both,'  replied  our  politician. 

'  Ah  well,  having  reached  such  a  satisfactory  status  quo,  I 
think  we  may  join  unreformed  woman  in  the  drawing-room,' 
said  Sir  Donald,  as  he  rose  solemnly  from  the  table.  He 
held  such  an  important  position  in  the  President's  estimation 
that  this  usurpation  of  the  function  of  the  host  was  readily 
acquiesced  in,  and  Mr.  Borland  and  the  rest  rose  with 
him. 

Mr.  Du  Tell,  always  anxious  to  conciliate  the  Press,  in 
going  out  deferentially  made  way  for  Mr.  Urias  Carson  to 
precede  him,  and  took  the  opportunity  to  observe  to  him, 
'  That's  good.  You  can  appreciate  a  thing  put  neatly. 
"  Join  unreformed  woman,"  that's  neat,  it  is.' 

'  Sir  Donald  is  sound  on  the  question  though,  is  he  not  ?  ' 
inquired  the  newspaper  proprietor. 

'  Sound  ?— all  sound,'  replied  Du  Tell. 
'  Do  you  know,  Mrs.  Dorland,'  said  Sir  Donald,  advanc- 
ing to  his  hostess  as  he  entered  the  drawing-room,  and 
making  rather  an  angular  bow  to  her — '  do  you  know  that 
our  Professor  here  says  that  he  will  reform  both  men  and 
women  by  Female  Suffrage.  What  do  you  say,  madam  ? ' 

Mrs.  Dorland  was  sitting  next  Mrs.  Lamborn,  as  being 
her  chief  guest  among  the  ladies,  conversing  with  her  on 
the  subject  of  the  proper  age  of  girls  to  come  to  the  cooking 
class,  and  also  whether  the  food  cooked  for  practical  instruc- 
tion should  be  used  for  a  mid-day  meal  for  the  poorer  pupils 
or  sent  on  to  the  Convalescent  Hospital.  Both  ladies  were 
quite  interested  in  their  discussion,  and  Mrs.  Lamborn,  who 
had  a  really  kind  heart,  forgot  her  languid  manner  in  a  keen 
advocacy  of  the  claims  of  the  poor  weakly  people  at  the 
Hospital  ;  while  the  knitting  needles  of  Mrs.  Dorland  went 
fast  as  she  debated  the  conflicting  interests  concerned  in  the 
daily  distribution  of  this  food.  She  was,  in  fact,  slightly 
impatient  when  Sir  Donald  came  up  with  his  half-mocking 
interruption.  So  she  looked  up  at  him  in  a  rather  hurried 
manner,  and  exclaimed — 

'  What  do  I  say,  Sir  Donald  ?  Why,  what  I  say  is  that 
I  pity  them'  (Dig  with  the  needle  on  '  them''} 

'  Now,  really,  Mrs.  Dorland,  you  are  so  brief  that  you  are 
enigmatical.  Pray,  pity  whom — man  or  woman  ?  ' 


318  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Whom  ?  Why,  you  men  to  be  sure.  Poor  creatures' 
(Dig  on  '  creatures?} 

'  But,  Mrs.  Borland,  may  I  make  bold  to  ask  why  ? ' 
inquired  Frankfort,  who  was  standing  by  Sir  Donald,  with 
Du  Tell  just  behind  the  two. 

'  Mr.  Frankfort,  you  have  no  wife,  so  you  don't  under- 
stand.' (Dig  on  lyou'}  '  But  if  you  had,  perhaps  you  wouldn't 
like  not  being  able  to  go  out  of  a  morning  to  the  city  to 
transact  business  without  first  getting  her  permission  what  to 
do.'  (Dig  on  '  her.'} 

'  Come  now,  Lizzie,  that's  too  bad,  giving  the  cause  away 
like  that ! '  exclaimed,  with  a  laugh,  Mr.  Dorland,  whom  the 
discussion  had  attracted.  '  You  know  that  I  do  nothing 
without  your  leave.  And  here  is  M'lvor — he  can't  go 
across  the  Divide  to  inspect  a  mine  for  me  unless  he  gets  his 
wife's  consent' 

'  I  assure  you  it  is  quite  true,  Mrs.  Dorland,'  joined  in 
M'lvor,  who  also  had  been  drawn  over  to  the  little  knot  of 
disputants. 

'  It  is  quite  true,  Mrs.  Dorland.      It  really  is.      My  poor 
wife  is  always  nervous  about  my  chest,  and  she  insists  upon 
knowing  where  I  am  going  into  the  mountains.      And  the 
President  here  always  kindly  allows  me  to  consult  her  — 
indeed  about  everything.      What  he  has  said  is  quite  correct.' 

'  Ah,  and  what  do  you  say  now,  madam  ? '  remarked  Sir 
Donald,  with  rather  a  stately  air  of  jocularity  and  a  heavy 
accent  on  '  madam.' 

'  Oh,  I  say,  Sir  Donald,'  answered  the  lady,  clearing  her 
throat  for  a  slight  laugh — '  I  say  that  I  don't  mind  men 
being  a  bit  humbugs,  so  long  as  they  are  men'  (Dig  on 
' men'}  '  I  know  William  of  old'  (Dig  on  ' old'} 

'  Ha,  ha,'  laughed  Du  Tell,  just  behind  his  chief.  '  Not 
bad  that.  Had  them  there.  And,  to  be  sure,  some  men 
are  humbugs.  Strange  though,  sir,  is  it  not,'  he  continued, 
looking  at  and  round  Sir  Donald  and  speaking  into  his  ear 
— '  strange  how  some  women  seem  to  lag  behind  the  spirit 
of  the  age.  Is  it  not,  sir  ? ' 

'  Very,'  said  Sir  Donald,  as  he  turned  round  to  the  maid 
who  was  holding  the  coffee  tray  for  him. 

'  It  seems  to  be  a  drawn  fight  over  there,  Miss  Lamborn,' 


vi  PARLIAMENT  319 

remarked  Frankfort,  sitting  down  beside  his  fair  constituent. 
'  But  the  President's  wife  seems  to  be  more  decided  in  her 
views  than  the  President,  or,  for  that  matter,  than  Sir  Donald 
himself.  How  does  your  vote  go  ?  Or  have  you  not 
troubled  yourself  with  the  question  at  all  ?  ' 

'  I  ?  Oh,  I  am  waiting  till  father  and  mother  finish  their 
argument  about  it.  And  it  is  a  pretty  long  argument,  I  can 
tell  you.  Father  says  that  women  ought  to  vote.  And 
mother  says  that  it  is  all  nonsense,  she  is  quite  sure  of  it. 
And  they  can't  both  be  right,  can  they  ? ' 

'  And  so  you  say  nothing  ?  ' 

'  Well,  do  you  know,  I  sometimes  think  of  what  old  Dr. 
Glugg  at  Dresden  used  to  say  to  us  at  school.  "  Young 
ladies,"  he  would  say,  "  if  you  do  not  know  the  right  answer, 
do  not  say  the  wrong  one."  And  then  he  would  look  round 
the  class,  through  his  big  glasses,  and  say  with  such  a  lofty 
air,  "  Besser  gar  nichts  als  was  dumm  ist  zu  sagen,"  so  I  say 
nothing  for  fear  of  saying  a  silly  thing.' 

'  You  are  the  only  person  who  would  make  such  a 
criticism,'  said  Frankfort,  quite  sincerely. 

'  Oh  well,  let  us  talk  of  Brassville  and  the  dear  Blocks. 
Did  you  not  like  our  lake  ?  Father  said  that  you  admired 
the  English  trees.  Ah,  if  we  only  had  the  Reservoir  we 
need  never  water  the  trees  at  all  ! ' 

Here  is  this  skeleton  again,  thought  our  politician,  and 
just  as  the  conversation  was  getting  interesting.  So  for 
refuge  he  dived  off  into  the  ordinary  topics  of  the  day  :  the 
famous  opera  company  that  was  coming  out  to  Excelsior 
direct  from  Covent  Garden,  it  was  said  ;  the  expected  return 
of  Lady  MacLever  after  her  trip  to  Europe  for  her  health, 
and  the  brilliant  receptions  she  was  going  to  hold  when  she 
got  back  ;  the  recent  departure  of  the  English  visitors  ; 
and  whether  Mr.  Fooks,  who  had  to  remain  looking  after 
some  contracts  for  the  American  Ethereal  Starch  Company, 
was  likely  to  permanently  settle  in  Excelsior — these  and 
similar  topics  filled  up  the  short  time  remaining,  till  Sir 
Donald  gave  the  signal  for  the  general  break-up  of  the  party 
by  taking  his  leave,  followed  by  the  faithful  Du  Tell. 

The  recollections  of  the  evening  were  pleasant  to  Frank- 
fort as  he  mused  over  them  on  his  way  home.  Sir  Donald 


320  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

had  not  impressed  him  very  favourably  ;  but  he  was  aware 
of  the  cynical  mood  that  public  life  imparted  to  some 
men.  What  a  queer  creature  Du  Tell  seemed  to  be !  yet 
clever  too.  In  fact,  he  had  such  an  admiration  for  Sir 
Donald  that  he  appeared  to  be  unable  to  see  not  only  the 
merits  of  other  men,  but  his  own  in  due  proportion.  Homely 
Mrs.  Dorland  too,  with  her  knitting  and  the  emphatic  dig 
on  the  point  to  be  emphasised.  And  yet,  with  all  her 
common-sense,  she  could  not  see  the  simple  fact  that  women 
should  have  a  voice  in  their  own  government.  Strange  that 
so  many  of  the  women  did  not  seem  to  care  about  their 
obvious  rights.  What  Eilly  Lamborn  had  mentioned — that 
her  mother  said  it  was  all  nonsense.  And,  by  the  way,  there 
was  something  pleasant  in  the  conversation  of  that  girl — if 
it  were  not  for  the  Reservoir  coming  in,  with  its  jarring 
note.  He  certainly  thought  that  her  conversational  powers 
were  better  than  those  of  most  young  women  whom  he  met. 
She  interested  him  some  way,  and  evidently  without  knowing 
or  specially  intending  it.  And  this  was  partly  because  she 
was  so  natural,  but  a  good  deal  because  the  standard  of 
general  conversation  had  fallen  off  in  later  times,  and  her 
simple,  direct  way  of  speaking  was  the  more  pleasing  in 
comparison. 

Here  he  followed  out  in  his  mind  this  idea  of  the  decay 
of  conversation.  It  has  been  laid  down  that  for  conversation 
it  is  necessary  that  one  should  have  knowledge,  command  of 
words,  imagination,  presence  of  mind,  and  the  resolution  not 
to  be  overcome  by  failures  !  It  certainly  was  becoming  a 
lost  art.  You  met  in  society,  high  and  low,  talk  and  small 
talk,  chaff,  joking,  gossip,  scandal,  monologue,  and  all  the 
varieties  of  boredom — but  conversation  ?  Like  most  valuable 
things,  it  demands  some  self-sacrifice  :  you  must  take  as  well 
as  give,  so  as  to  make  it  a  throwing  backward  and  forward 
of  the  ball,  as  in  tennis,  not  a  continuous  bowling  on  one 
side  till  the  other  is  knocked  out,  as  in  cricket.  Then, 
while  willing  to  take  as  well  as  to  give,  you  must  have  some 
presentable  thing  to  give,  when  your  turn  comes.  In  other 
words,  you  must  have  something  to  say,  some  reasonable 
thought  that  wants  articulate  expression  ;  not  only  jokes, 
banter,  or  mere  personalities.  In  true  conversation,  too,  the 


vi  PARLIAMENT  321 

simple  rule,  so  often  neglected,  must  be  observed  of  two  not 
speaking  together.  One  must  wait  till  the  other  has  finished 
what  he  had  to  say.  It  is  surprising  how  much  this  obvious 
rule  is  forgotten.  Many  people  are  incapable  of  listening  ; 
they  can  only  go  on  like  a  dripping  tap.  And  they  cannot 
stand  hearing  what  they  disagree  with  without  contradicting 
it  then  and  there.  But,  after  all,  can  you  have  real  conver- 
sation in  a  crowd — or  only  a  conflux  of  words  ?  For  true 
conversation  you  must  have  only  a  few  companions,  so  that 
each  one  as  he  speaks  can  have  the  whole  party  well  in 
hand.  Perhaps,  indeed,  mused  Frankfort,  the  perfection  of 
conversation  is  between  two.  But  between  two  or  more,  to 
make  it  the  perfect  thing,  there  must  be  a  certain  community 
of  feeling  between  the  people,  however  much  diversity  of 
opinion  may  exist.  Was  it  owing  to  this  that  he  felt  the 
simple,  natural  talk  of  Eilly  Lamborn  to  be  so  agreeable — 
so  much  more  so  than  the  formalism  of  Sir  Donald  or  the 
obsequious  chatter  of  Du  Tell.  In  fact,  the  only  unplea- 
sant note  throughout  the  whole  of  his  talk  with  her  was  the 
reference  to  that  wretched  Reservoir.  It  came  in,  too,  just 
when  the  conversation  was  taking  a  pleasant  turn.  Musing 
in  this  manner,  while  he  walked  along  slowly  in  the  tranquil 
and  composing  moonlight,  he  reached  his  rooms.  One  of 
the  first  things  upon  the  table  that  caught  his  eye  was  an 
official -looking  letter  directed  '  E.  F.  Frankfort,  M.H.R/ 
It  was  a  printed  circular,  signed  by  Du  Tell,  calling  upon 
him  and  all  true  Liberals  to  be  in  their  places  on  the 
Opposition  Benches  at  the  approaching  opening  of  Parlia- 
ment, in  order  to  support  their  esteemed  leader,  Sir 
Donald. 

Soon  after  the  first  session  of  the  new  Parliament  was 
opened,  and  the  war  between  the  Liberals  and  the  Con- 
servatives was  again  renewed. 

There  was  no  doubt  that  Mr.  Brereton  was  much 
weakened  by  the  failure  of  the  Loan.  All  men  are  easily 
satisfied  when  there  is  plenty  of  money  to  spend.  But  he 
had  recovered  himself  a  good  deal,  by  the  prompt  step  that 
he  had  taken  in  putting  the  great  question  of  Woman's 
Emancipation  to  the  fore.  It  was  announced  as  the  very 
first  measure  of  the  session,  and  as  Sir  Donald  and  his 

VOL.  I  Y 


322  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

friends  were  pledged  to  it,  there  could  be  only  unanimity,  it 
would  seem,  on  the  first  move  in  the  political  campaign. 
The  sole  difference  on  the  subject  was,  that  the  more 
advanced  people  held  that  the  right  to  sit  in  Parliament, 
which  was  so  obviously  connected  with  the  right  to  vote, 
unless  women  were  to  be  still  considered  inferior  creatures, 
should  be  granted  simultaneously  with  the  other  ;  while  the 
less  advanced  preferred  that  it  should  come  after  woman's 
political  experience  was  more  developed. 

The  history  of  this  movement  was  interesting,  as 
illustrating  the  nature  of  political  progress  in  our  time. 
That  there  are  arguments  against  it  as  well  as  for  it  no 
intelligent  man  will  deny.  But  argument  had  little  to  do 
with  the  advance  of  the  cause  in  Excelsior.  When  it  was 
first  suggested  a  few  years  before,  it  was  regarded  as  a  joke. 
But  soon  certain  active  interests  came  to  realise  that  it 
might  be  a  very  powerful  weapon  for  whoever  could  get 
hold  of  it ;  and  some  people  declared  in  its  favour,  with  the 
single-minded  and  disinterested  purpose  of  having  woman's 
aid  in  political  life  to  further  social  reform,  and  in  particular 
in  putting  down  the  curse  of  drink,  and  also  of  general 
immorality.  Mr.  Seeker,  Secretary  of  the  Workers'  Associa- 
tion, at  first  doubted  whether  the  advanced  party  would  be 
able  to  direct  the  woman's  vote  as  absolutely  as  they  did 
the  men's.  He  ruled  in  his  own  home  very  firmly  indeed  ; 
in  fact,  he  was  rather  a  despot  there.  But  he  was  not  so 
sure  of  the  power  of  all  men  to  direct  their  wives  as  abso- 
lutely as  he  did  his.  It  was  rumoured  that,  when  it  was 
first  proposed,  he  used  to  exclaim  irreverently,  '  Lord,  not  in 
our  time  ! '  But  after  a  while  he  came  to  be  satisfied  that 
the  women  of  the  Workers,  at  least,  would  all  go  with  the 
men,  and  that  thus  the  vote  that  he  directed  would  be 
doubled.  Also,  he  saw  that  the  thing  was  going  to  succeed: 
He  had  always  inwardly  smiled  at  those  stupid  people  who 
stuck  to  their  own  opinions,  and  were  destitute  of  the  slip- 
pery skill  to  join  the  winning  side  at  the  right  time.  How 
foolish  they  looked,  he  thought,  when  success  was  achieved 
and  the  winning  ones  could  laugh  at  them  and  their  belated 
ideas.  Discarding  now  all  vague  and  uncertain  phrases, 
such  as  in  the  early  stages  of  the  discussion  he  had  indulged 


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in,   he   would,   when   his   opinion  was   asked,  reply,  as   he 
looked  with  open  gaze  upon  the  inquirer — 

'  Sir,  every  Liberal  man  must  be  in  favour  of  justice  to 
woman.  Come  it  must  unless  the  sun  goes  back.  Person- 
ally, as  you  do  me  the  honour  to  ask  my  opinion,  I  can 
only  say  that  I  am  an  enemy  to  all  despotism,  mental, 
political,  and  domestic.' 

Once  the  question  was  adopted  as  an  advanced  principle, 
then  mere  arguments,  or  mental  conclusions,  had  little  more 
to  say  in  the  matter.  These  could  not  impede  its  advance, 
for  it  was  not  by  argument  that  it  had  got  thus  far.  It 
must  come  in  with  the  tide.  As  a  fact,  neither  the  men  of 
the  Province  wanted  it  nor  yet  the  women,  generally.  But 
the  few  in  favour  of  it  were  active,  the  rest  passive.  Some 
wanted  it,  and  fought  for  what  they  wanted  with  personal 
zeal.  But  who  is  to  get  zealous  about  remote  consequences 
and  general  considerations  of  the  public  weal  ?  The  success 
of  a  measure  depends  not  so  much  upon  how  many  want  it 
as  upon  how  many  oppose  it.  When  it  was  classed  as  a 
Liberal,  advanced  thing,  all  who  wished  to  rank  among 
Liberals  accepted  it  as  a  matter  of  course,  as  one  of  the 
natural  heads  of  the  true  creed.  And  if  you  accept  the 
creed,  you  must  say  it  right  through.  Then  several  who 
did  not  believe  in  it,  but  who  yet  could  not  separate  them- 
selves from  the  winning  side,  consoled  themselves  by  think- 
ing, or  at  least  saying,  that  it  would  make  no  difference — 
that  it  only  meant  the  family  vote.  Whether  on  the  right 
side  of  the  blanket  or  the  wrong  side  did  not  much  matter,  it 
was  such  a  little  one.  This  was  not,  perhaps,  statesmanship, 
but  it  was  successful.  To  this  must  be  added  the  natural 
feeling  that,  as  some  women  really  wished  for  it,  it  was  not 
the  part  of  men  to  disappoint  them.  Many  men  prided 
themselves  on  disregarding  reasons,  figures,  and  forecasts, 
and  in  simply  obeying  their  kindlier  impulses.  While  some 
political  aspirants  were  influenced,  more  or  less  consciously, 
by  this  simple  consideration  :  It  is  certainly  coming,  wise 
or  foolish.  When  it  does  come,  what  of  those  who  have 
beforehand  condemned  half  the  voters  in  each  electorate? 
Risk  not  to  be  contemplated  without  emotion  !  There  was 
safety  in  supporting  it,  and  no  political  enmity  excited 


324  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

by  adhering  to  it.  Thus  it  was  that  this  most  fundamental 
change  that  any  community  could  adopt  came  about  almost 
as  a  matter  of  course  in  Excelsior ;  and  in  that  happy 
Province  women  were  made  as  powerful  in  Government 
as  men — in  so  far  as  putting  black  marks  on  white  paper 
could  do  it. 

Among  the  few  who  supported  the  movement  from  deep 
personal  conviction  of  its  value  was  our  politician.  As  the 
reader  knows,  he  ardently  desired  the  political  enfranchise- 
ment of  women  ;  and  he  looked  forward  with  pleasurable 
enthusiasm  to  fleshing  his  maiden  sword,  as  the  phrase  goes, 
in  the  legislative  arena  in  defence  of  the  rights  of  the  better 
half  of  the  human  race.  But  the  prospect  of  making  his 
maiden  speech  in  the  House  of  Representatives  was  an  anxious 
one.  It  was  a  new  experience  to  speak  for  the  first  time  in 
the  Legislature,  and  one  scarcely  less  agitating  than  that 
earlier  one  in  Scotland,  when  he  had  broken  down  in  the 
attempt  to  address  the  College  Debating  Society.  Some 
curiosity  had  been  excited  about  his  speech,  for  the  Woman's 
Rights  League  had,  in  a  leaflet  just  published,  referred  in 
glowing  terms  to  the  support  that  the  cause  would  derive 
from  Professor  Frankfort's  aid,  both  moral  and  intellectual. 
He  devoted  some  time  and  thought  to  preparing  his  line  of 
argument.  And  this  is  needful  if  a  good  speech  is  to  be 
made,  however  well  a  man  may  be  informed  generally  upon 
his  subject.  If  you  have  to  deliver  a  choice  parcel  of  goods, 
it  is  not  enough  to  have  a  full  warehouse  to  take  from.  You 
must  know  where  to  put  your  hand  on  the  right  pieces,  and 
how  to  pack  them,  so  that  they  may  be  easily  dealt  with 
and  promptly  delivered  when  wanted.  Our  politician  had 
reasoned  out  his  subject  in  his  mind,  and  thought  over 
appropriate  illustrations,  and  even  some  topics  of  a  declama- 
tory character.  He  prepared  to  meet  the  objections  that 
opponents  would  raise,  and  which  he  resolved  to  candidly 
admit  did  call  for  an  answer.  As  for  the  hackneyed  argu- 
ment drawn  from  war,  he  would  scout  it  with  contempt. 
'  Was  the  human  race  to  be  for  ever  governed  only  by  ideas 
drawn  from  the  conditions  of  brute  force/  etc.  etc,  passed 
through  his  mind  as  the  natural  form  for  the  reply  to  take. 
And  note,  reader,  that  the  skilful  orator  can  think  over  and 


vi  PARLIAMENT  325 

prepare  parts  of  his  speech  which  not  only  seem  natural  and 
spontaneous  when  spoken,  but  which  are  then  natural  to 
him.  Thus  our  politician  had  not  only  the  advantage  of 
believing  in  the  justice  of  his  cause,  but  he  had,  by  thinking 
over  his  subject,  generated  the  necessary  amount  of  enthu- 
siasm to  fuse  the  mere  cold  conclusions  of  the  intellect,  and 
project  them  effectively  on  an  audience.  He  looked  forward 
to  coping  successfully  with  adversaries  and  vindicating  the 
rights,  not  this  time  of  men,  but  of  women.  To  be  sure,  too, 
it  was  not  unpleasant  to  feel  that,  upon  this  great  question, 
he  had  the  people — or,  at  least,  the  people's  representatives — 
with  him,  and  was  on  the  winning  side — that  cause  which  Mr. 
Gladstone  once  described  as  having  time  on  its  side.  Even 
weak  arguments  and  shallow  deliverances  loom  large  through 
the  atmosphere  of  public  favour.  How  much  more,  then, 
should  the  thoughtful  and  sincere  words  of  our  politician  ? 

Frankfort  was  thus  all  prepared  for  an  effective  speech 
as  he  took  his  seat  on  the  back  Opposition  Bench  on 
the  evening  when  the  Premier  was  to  move  the  second 
reading  of  the  Bill  for  the  Franchisement  of  Woman.  He 
was  soon  struck  by  the  listless  air  that  seemed  to  permeate 
the  House.  No  one  seemed  to  feel  very  deeply  either  the 
advantages  or  the  disadvantages  of  the  proposed  reform.  No 
one  appeared  to  realise,  or  to  trouble  about,  the  vast  change 
that  was  being  taken  in  hand,  or  its  many-sided  as  well  as 
remote  influences  on  national  life.  It  was  taken  as  a  fore- 
gone conclusion  that  it  must  come  ;  so  there  was  no  fighting 
against  it  possible,  and  no  fighting  for  it  necessary  ;  there- 
fore, what  was  there  to  talk  about  ? 

This  view  did  not  commend  itself  to  our  politician.  He 
was  the  more  disappointed  at  it  since,  as  it  seemed  to  him, 
the  question  had  never  been  clearly  put  to  the  public,  nor 
had  the  reasons  for  and  against  ever  been  discussed  at  any 
election.  This  was  no  reason  why  Parliament  should  not 
pass  a  just  measure  ;  but  it  was  a  reason  why  the  causes  for 
so  doing  should  be  clearly  stated  and  left  on  record.  Else 
this  new  principle,  grand  as  it  was,  would  be  engrafted  on 
political  and  social  life  without  ever  having  been  clearly 
discussed  or  explained  inside  Parliament  any  more  than  it 
had  been  outside. 


326  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  I  think  that  I  will  speak  early  in  the  debate,  Sir 
Donald,  after  the  Premier  and  yourself  and  a  few  of  the 
other  leaders,'  observed  our  politician  to  Sir  Donald. 

'  Speak  ?  What  for  ?  It  is  our  Bill,  and  they  take  it — 
unless,  to  be  sure,  you  want  to  pitch  into  them  wearing  our 
clothes  ;  you  only  give  them  importance  otherwise/  replied 
Sir  Donald,  looking  fixedly  over  Frankfort's  head  to  some 
Members  beyond.  He  continued,  '  If  I  speak  it  will  only 
be  to  show  them  up,  and  then  for  five  minutes.  There  is 
no  fight  in  it,  my  good  sir.'  And  he  passed  down  to  his 
place  on  the  front  Opposition  Bench. 

'Ah,  that's  it — just  the  point,  isn't  it,  Professor — no 
fight  in  it  ? '  he  heard  a  voice  saying  in  his  ear,  and  looking 
round  saw  Du  Tell  sliding  past  to  his  place  behind  his 
leader,  and  near  where  Frankfort  sat. 

'  How  he  hits  the  nail ;  pity  he  ain't  a  carpenter,'  he 
continued. 

Before  Frankfort  had  time  to  think  over  this,  to  him, 
new  view  of  the  debate  the  Premier  rose  to  propose  his  Bill. 
To  make  formal  speeches  was  not  one  of  the  gifts  that 
Nature  had  granted  to  William  Brereton  ;  and  he  was  the 
less  at  ease  in  making  his  speech  now,  as  in  reality  he  had 
no  very  fervid  convictions  about  Woman's  Rights.  He 
openly  declared  that  he  would  never  consent  to  their  sitting 
as  Members.  That  he  would  fight  to  the  last :  they  should 
come  in  over  his  dead  body,  if  at  all.  However,  he  plunged 
at  once  into  such  aspects  of  the  subject  as  struck  his  fancy 
first. 

People's  will — fiat,  he  might  say.  Women,  God  bless 
them !  better  than  men  anyway,  though  that  was  not 
saying  much ;  yet  you  shut  their  mouths — clap  a  padlock  on 
their  tongues  politically.  Vote  ?  Why  not  ?  Heaven  knows, 
I  don't.  Cut  up  rough  and  break  things  ?  Wherefore  ? 
Property  female  as  well  as  male.  Widows.  Spinsters.  Fair- 
play  the  brightest  jewel  in  the  crown.  By  the  way,  the 
late  glorious  Queen  was  a  woman.  He  could  not  be  contra- 
dicted there.  People's  voice,  mandate.  Breeze  all  fair  this 
trip  anyway — right  aft — only,  as  he  might  say,  to  rig  out 
the  stunsails  and  bear  right  in.  As  he  proceeded,  he 
warmed  to  his  subject,  and  he  put  strongly  the  view  that 


vi  PARLIAMENT  327 

women  should  get  the  right  to  vote,  not  so  much  to  govern 
others  as  to  protect  themselves  from  injustice.  He  referred 
to  'John  Stuart  Mill — there  in  the  library — the  philosopher 
of  the  universe.'  Many  loudly  applauded  this  aspect  of  the 
question,  seeming  to  feel  that  it  reflected  credit  on  all  con- 
cerned, that  the  husbands,  fathers,  sons,  and  brothers  of  their 
enlightened  Province  should  hereafter  be  compelled  by  the 
political  power  of  the  women  to  do  justice  to  their  wives, 
daughters,  mothers,  and  sisters.  They  cheered  with  enthu- 
siasm this  advanced  view  of  the  relations  between  man  and 
woman.  In  the  midst  of  the  cheering  the  Premier,  who  had 
never  felt  quite  comfortable  during  his  speech,  sat  down, 
exclaiming  that  he  knew  woman  was  beyond  us  and  above 
us.  We  could  not  paint  the  lily,  gild  the  refined  gold,  or 
add  another  hue  to  the  rainbow  ;  but  one  thing  men  could 
do,  and  that  was,  give  them  the  vote.  (Loud  cheers.) 

Sir  Donald  MacLever  then  rose  and  briefly  addressed 
the  House.  He  spoke  in  an  imperious,  deliberate  style  that 
gave  his  words  a  greater  weight  than  intrinsically  belonged 
to  them.  The  ordinary  man  is  apt  to  take  self-assertive 
people  at  their  own  estimate  of  themselves.  On  the  merits 
of  the  question  he  said  nothing.  The  national  voice  having 
declared  itself,  the  great  Liberal  party  that  he  had  the 
honour  to  lead  naturally  was  its  exponent  in  the  Legislature. 
He  would  only  observe  that  he,  and  all  his  party,  rejoiced  as 
each  link  in  the  chain  of  human  slavery  was  broken. 

Before  the  cheers  that  greeted  this  Liberal  sentiment  had 
died  off,  he  turned  to  the  real  point  of  his  speech,  which  was 
to  denounce  Mr.  Brereton  and  the  Conservatives  for  seeking 
refuge  behind  the  petticoats  of  their  wives,  sisters,  and 
daughters  from  the  just  vengeance  of  the  people,  for  their 
multiplied  failures,  blunders,  and  crimes.  Having  dwelt  on 
this  topic  for  a  few  minutes,  he  concluded,  saying  with  a 
tone  of  vehemence — 

'  But,  Mr.  Speaker,  if  I  may  venture  to  predict — and 
my  predictions  are  rarely  falsified — I  would  say  that  the 
Ministry  will  soon  find  that  by  their  female  subterfuge  they 
have  earned  not  a  pardon  from  the  public,  but  only  a  re- 
prieve, and  that  a  brief  one.  And  none  will  join  in  their 
condemnation  with  more  enthusiasm  than  the  very  women 


328  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

behind  whom  they  so  shabbily  try  to  shelter  themselves  from 
public  indignation.' 

This  attack  upon  the  Government  promptly  brought  up 
the  Honourable  Cornelius  M'Grorty,  Minister  for  Education 
and  Public  Knowledge  and  the  Post  Office.  He  was  a 
polished  man,  but  he  loved  the  war  of  words.  He  began  by 
asking,  in  a  mild  tone  and  sarcastic  manner,  whether  the 
Honourable  the  Leader  of  the  Opposition  was  possessed  by 
such  a  whole-souled  devotion  to  the  rights  of  either  men  or 
women  that  he  considered  that  he  held  an  absolute  mono- 
poly of  all  generous  measures,  whether  behind  petticoats  or 
before  ;  so  that  no  noble  thing  could  expect  to  see  the  light 
unless  it  was  first  nurtured  in  the  gray,  cold  bosom  of  the 
Honourable  Member  for  Land's  End  ?  (Loud  cheers  from 
the  Government  Benches  welcomed  this  inquiry,  and  Sir 
Donald  smiled  himself,  with  more  satisfaction  than  he  would 
have  felt  for  any  mere  jovial  sentiment.)  After  enlarging 
upon  this  aspect  of  the  subject,  the  Minister  went  on  to  his 
next  topic,  which  was  to  declare  that  it  was  as  well  known 
as  the  Post  Office  clock  in  Miranda  that  the  honourable 
gentleman  took  up  Female  Suffrage  not  because  he  believed 
in  it,  not  because  his  heart  warmed — Heaven  save  the  mark ! 
— to  that  noble  principle,  but  because  he  feared  women's 
sovereign  and  avenging  hand  at  the  ballot-box.  In  support 
of  this  view  he  declaimed  at  some  length,  and  indignantly 
asked  how  it  was  that  the  honourable  gentleman,  though  so 
concerned  about  the  links  in  the  chain  of  human  slavery,  had 
never  sought  to  touch  this  one  during  his  long  term  of  office? 
If  the  honourable  gentleman  was  once  safely  in  power 
again,  when  might  they  expect  to  hear  the  cheering  ring  of 
that  avenging  stroke  that  would  free  their  sisters?  They 
might  expect  it  when  the  Day  of  Doom  arrived — a  time 
when  the  Honourable  Member  would  feel  quite  at  home. 
After  dwelling  with  increasing  fervour  upon  this  aspect  of 
the  question  for  some  time,  the  Honourable  Cornelius 
M'Grorty  suddenly  faced  round  at  the  scoffing  figure  who 
sat  opposite,  enjoying  his  eloquence,  and  extending  in  a 
dramatic  manner  his  right  arm  towards  the  enemy,  wound  up 
by  exclaiming  that  he,  for  one,  was  prepared  to  meet  the  hon- 
ourable gentleman  opposite  in  any  manner  or  description  of 


vi  PARLIAMENT  329 

encounter  that  he  might  desire,  physical,  mental,  moral,  or 
even  spiritual,  either  inside  the  House  or  outside,  so  long 
only  as  it  was  above-board — a  qualification  which  he  trusted 
would  not  absolutely  decide  the  honourable  gentleman  to 
decline  the  encounter. 

Renewed  ministerial  cheers  greeted  this  peroration,  and 
Sir  Donald  threw  his  head  back,  this  time  with  an  unmis- 
takable smile  mantling  over  his  countenance.  Mr.  M'Grorty 
had  his  attention  so  much  occupied  by  the  task  of  hurling 
defiance  at  the  Leader  of  the  Opposition  that  he  had  no  time 
left  for  the  consideration  of  the  Bill  itself.  The  first  person 
so  far,  not  excepting  the  Premier  himself,  who  attempted 
to  deal  with  the  question  on  its  merits  was  old  Mr.  Brandreth, 
the  Member  for  the  remote  pastoral  district  of  Towrie,  which 
his  critics  generally  alluded  to  as  the  Sheep  Walk.  He  was 
commonly  regarded  as  an  old  Tory,  so  that  the  mere  fact  of 
his  saying  a  thing  was  apt  to  put  Liberals  against  it.  And 
people  often  attach  as  much  weight  to  who  says  a  thing  as 
to  what  is  said.  Thus  it  was  considered  a  sufficient  answer 
to  Mr.  Brandreth's  best  points  to  ask  him  in  a  jocular  manner 
how  many  sheep  were  on  the  rolls  for  his  district.  He 
seemed  to  be  a  conscientious  old  man,  but  to  be  overborne 
by  the  general  feeling  in  favour  of  what  were  considered 
more  enlightened  views  than  his  own.  He  spoke,  therefore, 
in  an  apologetic  tone,  and  began  by  hoping  he  would  not  be 
misunderstood  when  he  opposed  the  second  reading  of  the 
Bill.  He  expressly  disclaimed  the  slightest  want  of  sym- 
pathy or  respect  for  woman.  But,  he  asked,  was  it  intended 
that  woman  should  do  the  same  public  work  as  men  ?  If 
not,  was  it  quite  fair  that  she  should  have  the  same  voice  in 
directing  it  ?  He  tried  to  quote  some  figures  to  show  that 
a  greater  number  of  women  would  be  able  to  vote  than  men ; 
but  was  baffled  by  indignant  inquiries  from  several  Members 
whether  they  were  not  human  beings,  few  or  many  ?  Here 
he  looked  awkwardly  round  the  House,  and  rubbed  his 
sleeve  across  his  mouth  in  a  nervous  way  that  he  had  ;  and 
after  a  rather  long  pause  said  in  as  positive  a  manner  as  he 
could  command  that  he  had  never  denied  that  they  were 
human  beings.  He  only  wanted  to  say  that  there  would 
be  more  women  to  vote  than  men.  To  the  cries  of  the 


330  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

question,  '  Well,  what  then  ? '  he  did  not  seem  to  have  any 
answer  ready,  so  he  only  looked  towards  the  questioners 
in  a  disconcerted  manner,  and  repeated  the  inquiry  in  a 
bewildered  tone,  '  What  then  ?  why,  that's  what  I  want  to 
know  ! '  Amid  the  ironical  cheers  that  the  situation  provoked, 
he  managed  to  jerk  out  something  about  the  universal  ex- 
perience of  mankind  ;  who  were  to  do  the  rough  work  of 
Government  and  the  fighting  ?  whether  women  wanted  it  ? 
and  so  on  ;  and  at  last  sat  down,  amid  some  confusion  and 
merriment. 

This  feeble  demonstration  against  the  Bill  brought  up 
Mr.  Slater  Scully,  the  popular  Member  for  Biggleswade,  not 
so  much  to  defend  the  measure  as  to  denounce  the  people 
who  opposed  it.  He  said  that  he  was  ready  to  make  every 
allowance  for  his  honourable  friend — for  so,  despite  his  be- 
lated views,  he  would  still  term  him — considering  the  sluggish 
nature  of  the  animals  he  represented.  It  was  just  as  well  to 
hear  what  could  be  said  on  the  other  side.  It  only  showed, 
in  its  blank  absurdity,  the  nature  of  the  argument  against 
justice  to  women.  This,  then,  he  exclaimed,  was  the  answer 
to  the  cogent  reasoning  by  which  the  Bill  had  been  sup- 
ported on  all  sides.  It  was  asked,  Were  women  to  rule  the 
country  ?  But  he  would  ask  another  question,  Were  women 
to  be  treated  as  babies,  lunatics,  or  criminals  ?  Let  any 
man  lay  his  hand  upon  his  heart  and  answer  that  question. 
His  honourable  friend  had  asked,  What  about  the  home  ? 
He  asked,  What  about  the  home  ?  too.  Or  rather,  What 
about  the  harem  ?  for  some  people  wanted  to  keep  the 
homes  of  the  people  of  this  noble  Province  down  to  the  level 
of  the  harem.  They,  on  the  contrary,  wanted  freedom  in 
the  homes,  not  slavery  by  the  fireside.  They  must  purify 
politics,  and  how  could  they  do  it  better  than  by  the  divine 
touch  of  women  ?  He  would  invoke  as  angels  of  deliverance 
those  whom  his  honourable  friend  would  doom  to  the 
dreary  routine  of  the  nursery  and  the  scullery.  (Mr.  Brand- 
reth — '  No  !  no  ! ')  His  honourable  friend  said  No  !  no  ! 
But  it  was  a  world -resounding  Yes!  yes!  After  some 
further  general  remarks,  Mr.  Slater  Scully  came  to  his  per- 
oration. He  observed  in  a  solemn  tone  that  the  hour  of 
deliverance  was  at  hand.  The  Sun  of  Progress  was  rising 


vi  PARLIAMENT  331 

fast,  and  his  penetrating  rays  would  soon  search  out  all 
murky  recesses.  The  belated  insects  of  the  night  had  better 
creep  away,  and  that  betimes,  into  the  few  remaining  dark 
and  damp  holes  in  which  they  could  find  shelter  from  the 
intolerable  brightness  of  the  ethereal  rays. 

Loud  cheers  followed  the  honourable  gentleman's  fervid 
appeal.  There  was  a  stir  in  the  House,  and  then  a  general 
settling  down,  as  if  further  argument  was  now  unnecessary. 
And  cries  of  '  Question  !  Question  ! '  to  close  the  fruitless 
discussion  arose.  The  House  did  not  appear  disposed  to 
go  on  with  the  debate.  It  was  understood  that  the  Bill 
would  be  carried  on  the  voices.  There  was  no  party  in- 
terest to  satisfy,  and  therefore  there  was  no  fight  in  it,  as 
Sir  Donald  had  said.  Still,  our  politician  felt  that  much  re- 
mained to  be  said  if  the  subject  was  to  be  put  in  its  true 
light.  He  was  aware  that  the  public  outside  were  not  so 
unanimous  about  the  new  rights  of  woman  as  the  House 
seemed  for  the  moment  to  be.  And  even  the  unanimity  of 
the  House  was  much  on  the  surface,  and  arose  a  good  deal 
from  the  way  in  which,  in  popular  assemblies,  a  minority  when 
overborne  are  apt  to  acquiesce  in  the  successful  cause,  or  at 
least  to  be  silent.  Was  it  not  the  duty  of  a  representative 
of  the  people  to  put  the  arguments  for  this  far-reaching 
reform  before  the  thinking  public  ?  It  was  plain  that  the 
true  reasons  for  woman's  claims  had  not  yet  been  analysed 
or  enforced.  And  poor  Mr.  Brandreth's  points,  though  so 
feebly  put,  still  had  not  been  answered  by  any  one.  It 
certainly  was  disheartening  to  be  full  of  fervour  on  a  ques- 
tion when,  apparently,  no  one  wanted  to  be  convinced,  and 
when  there  was  no  forcible  statement  of  the  adverse  view  to 
be  grappled  with.  Such  conditions  damp  the  enthusiasm  of 
a  speaker. 

Still,  nothing  daunted,  he  stood  up  and  claimed  the 
attention  of  Mr.  Speaker,  and  as  that  honourable  gentleman 
announced  'Mr.  Frankfort,'  the  name  of  the  new  Member 
attracted  attention,  and  not  only  ensured  silence  for  a 
maiden  speech,  but  evoked  some  good-natured  '  Hear,  hear's' 
for  his  encouragement.  This  kindly  reception,  which  is 
always  accorded  a  first  effort,  reassured  him,  though  he  had 
been  disconcerted  when  he  rose  by  Du  Tell  half  rising  from 


332  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

his  seat,  craning  his  head  towards  him,  and  saying  in  a  stage 
whisper,  '  You  need  not  trouble,  Professor :  the  numbers 
are  up ' ;  while,  at  the  same  moment,  Sir  Donald  looked 
slowly  round  with  an  aspect  that  was  certainly  not  inviting 
to  enthusiasm  for  any  cause.  But  on  he  went,  and  soon 
got  interested  in  his  subject.  While  stating  forcibly  the 
arguments  for  the  enfranchisement  of  woman,  he  admitted 
the  magnitude  of  the  change,  in  its  remoter  perhaps  more 
than  in  its  immediate  consequences,  and  he  devoted  some 
attention  to  answering  the  objections  that  Mr.  Brandreth 
had  indicated  without  clearly  stating  or  enforcing  them. 
The  sentiment  which  he  had  thought  over  about  men  not 
being  always  governed  by  brute  force  came  in  naturally,  in 
reply  to  the  old  gentleman's  reference  to  fighting,  a  topic  so 
hackneyed  in  relation  to  Woman's  Rights.  He  made  a  strong 
point  of  the  fact  that  society  left  numbers  of  single  women 
to  work  for  and  look  after  themselves,  and  gave  authentic 
figures  on  this  point.  He  dealt  with  effect  on  the  influence 
women  would  have  in  elevating  politics  and  introducing  the 
element  of  conscience  and  morality  into  them  ;  while  on  her 
behalf  he  disconnected  the  present  movement  from  the  com- 
plete Socialist  programme,  which  contemplates  the  gradual 
decline  of  the  functions  of  the  mother  and  the  duties  of  the 
home,  and  the  substitution  of  a  new  method  of  social  life  in 
their  stead.  As  to  the  general  arguments  drawn  from  the 
personal  feebleness  of  women  in  their  inability  to  cope  with 
men  in  national  struggles,  they  could  happily,  in  their  young 
province,  be  postponed  to  the  future.  He  concluded  a 
rather  full  examination  of  the  question,  which  the  House 
listened  to  with  commendable  attention,  by  an  eloquent 
tribute  to  the  spirit  of  the  age  which  was  every  day  mini- 
mising the  power  of  mere  brute  force  and  elevating  that  of 
reason,  the  moral  sense,  and  the  kindlier  feelings  of  mankind. 
There  was  considerable  applause  when  he  had  concluded, 
and  it  was  generally  felt  that  he  had  made  an  effective 
speech.  But  there  was  a  general  whisper  of  surprise  along 
the  Opposition  Benches  at  his  not  making  any  reference  to 
what  seemed  to  be  the  main  point  that  the  debate  had 
evolved,  namely,  the  conduct  of  the  Government  in  taking 
up  the  subject  at  all.  He  seemed  to  have  forgotten  this  as 


vi  PARLIAMENT  333 

much  as  the  Honourable  Mr.  M'Grorty  had  forgotten  the 
Bill.  Still,  many  Members  felt  that  he  was  the  speaker  who 
had  brought  the  real  merits  of  the  question  before  them. 
Hence  that  happened  which  is  not  unusual  in  Parliamentary 
discussions.  The  debate  took  a  new  turn.  The  House, 
when  he  rose,  seemed  to  be  tired  of  the  question,  and  only 
anxious  to  come  to  the  foregone  conclusion.  But  now  a 
fresh  interest  in  it  appeared  to  be  developed,  and  an  interest 
that  demanded  a  fuller  consideration  of  both  sides  of  the 
controversy.  As  a  fact,  only  a  few  Members  had  any  strong 
convictions  in  favour  of  the  Bill  ;  while  some,  who  were 
opposed  to  it,  had  felt  themselves  overborne  by  apparent 
unanimity  of  the  House.  But  the  speech  of  our  politician, 
by  the  very  fact  of  his  dealing  with  adverse  arguments,  had 
shown  that  there  was  much  in  the  question  calling  for 
debate,  and  for  limitation  as  to  how  far  the  reform  ought  at 
present  to  go.  We  will  not  say,  as  was  said  of  the  country 
parson's  sermon  on  the  existence  of  the  Deity,  that  he  raised 
doubts  as  well  as  satisfied  them  ;  but  nevertheless  his  speech 
had  operated  like  the  letting -out  of  waters.  Those  who 
opposed  the  Bill  on  principle  took  courage,  and  urged 
their  objections  with  a  new-found  boldness.  The  women 
champions  also  roused  themselves  for  this  new  aspect  of  the 
fray,  and  the  evil  designs  of  the  Ministry  were,  for  the 
moment,  lost  sight  of  in  the  merits  of  the  question  itself. 
The  more  the  matter  was  discussed,  the  more  it  seemed  to 
want  discussion.  One  or  two  Members  from  country  dis- 
tricts declared  that  they  felt  themselves  placed  in  a  condition 
of  difficulty,  owing  to  the  fact  that  the  opinions  of  their 
constituents  were  nearly  equally  divided  upon  the  question  ; 
while  some  other  Members,  who  were  generally  rather  silent 
men,  went  with  much  practical  force  into  the  subject, 
generally,  however,  ending  by  supporting  the  Bill  —  rather 
unwillingly,  as  they  admitted. 

But  arguments  no  more  alter  party  feeling  in  the  House 
of  Representatives  of  Excelsior  than  they  do  in  older  Parlia- 
ments, and  before  long  the  debate  naturally  worked  round 
again  to  the  conduct  of  the  Government  in  taking  up 
Woman's  Rights  at  all.  The  battle  now  raged  fiercely 
round  this  point  of  attack,  and,  as  the  more  pronounced 


334  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

friends  of  woman  were  on  the  Opposition  side,  laudation  of 
the  Bill  was  mixed  with  dire  invective  against  Mr.  Brereton, 
who  sat  looking  as  jolly  as  ever,  and  occupied  himself  with 
making  happy  shots  of  interjection  whenever  the  enemy 
gave  him  an  opening. 

As  the  renewed  attack  in  this  direction  showed  so  strong 
a  development,  it  occurred  to  Sir  Donald  that  an  amend- 
ment, stating  that  while  this  House  was  determined  to  do 
justice  to  woman,  it  declined  to  accept  it  in  the  discreditable 
manner  in  which  it  was  now  presented  to  it,  might  succeed. 
This,  he  observed  to  Slater  Scully,  Du  Tell,  and  a  few  other 
friends  near,  would  at  once  oust  the  Government,  which,  as 
he  observed,  was  a  matter  of  more  importance  to  the  country 
than  even  the  immediate  Liberation  of  Woman.  When  the 
Liberal  party  came  in,  they  could  pass  the  Emancipation  in 
a  more  complete  form,  including  also  the  right  to  sit  in 
Parliament.  Gait  Birnie,  the  young  and  useful  Member  for 
Crick  Creek,  was  put  up  to  speak  against  time,  while  Du  Tell 
went  round  their  side  of  the  House  to  ascertain  (entirely  on 
his  own  account,  and  without  any  reference  to  Sir  Donald) 
whether  the  friends  of  woman  would  agree  to  this  temporary 
postponement  of  the  Reform,  in  order  to  oust  the  Govern- 
ment He  mentioned  confidentially  that  he  knew  that  if 
they  would  accept  this  proposal  they  might  consider  the 
admission  of  women  to  sit  in  Parliament,  as  well  as  to  vote, 
as  good  as  in  the  Bill  that  the  new  Government  would  at 
once  introduce.  As  he  crept  along  at  the  back  of  the 
benches,  from  Member  to  Member,  with  head  anxiously  in- 
clined and  keen,  inquiring  gaze,  asking  each  Member  for  his 
support,  he  found  that  he  was  making  good  way,  especially 
with  those  who  felt  that  the  best  part  of  their  speeches  had 
been  their  attack  upon  the  Ministry.  But  some  were  too 
deeply  pledged  to  the  principle  of  woman's  freedom  to  vote 
against  it  in  any  shape,  while  others  wanted  to  know  what 
Professor  Frankfort  would  do,  as  he  had  been  recognised 
in  the  Woman's  Rights'  League  manifesto  as  one  of  their 
representative  men,  and  he  had  shown  such  earnest  interest 
in  the  cause  that  night.  Were  he  to  oppose  such  an  amend- 
ment as  endangering  woman's  cause,  what  would  the  Woman's 
League  outside  say  if  they  were  to  support  it  ?  Du  Tell 


vi  PARLIAMENT  335 

felt  the  force  of  this,  and  hastily  slipped  back  from  the  end 
of  the  benches  to  his  seat  near  Frankfort. 

'  We  have  it  this  time,  Professor,  safe  as  houses.  It's  all 
right.  Sure  to  win  the  double  event/  he  whispered. 

'What's  all  right?  Double  event — what?'  inquired 
our  politician. 

1  Put  out  this  untrustworthy  lot  on  the  Government 
Benches,  and  then  make  Woman's  Emancipation  complete.' 

'  I  don't  understand  you,  Du  Tell.  There  is  nothing 
before  us  but  the  second  reading  of  the  Bill.' 

'  Ah,  but  there  will  be  soon  if  we  hold  together '  ;  and 
Du  Tell  explained  to  him  the  nature  of  the  proposed 
amendment. 

'  And  does  Sir  Donald  approve  of  that  ? '  asked  our 
politician. 

'  Well,  you  see,  I  am  just  inquiring  round  what  they 
think.  But  I  have  little  doubt — indeed,  I  know  that  I  can 
get  him  to  speak  again,  and  support  the  amendment  when  it 
is  moved.' 

'  Why,  I  could  not  agree  to  that ! '  exclaimed  our 
politician.  '  I  want  to  see  the  Bill  pass,  and  pass  now. 
If  such  an  amendment  were  to  be  moved,  I  must  speak 
against  it.' 

'  Speak  against  it ! '  replied  Du  Tell,  whispering  his 
loudest  and  clearest,  and  in  his  most  measured  tones,  while 
he  looked  in  an  uneasy  way,  apparently  at  Frankfort's 
waistcoat  pocket.  '  Speak  against  it,  when  I  tell  you, 
between  ourselves,  that  he  would  be  sure  to  speak  for  it ! ' 

'  I  am  truly  sorry,  then,'  replied  our  politician,  '  not  to 
be  able  to  support  it.' 

Du  Tell  had  already  some  idea  that  our  politician  was 
an  impracticable  sort  of  fellow,  so  he  only  raised  his  eyes 
with  a  baffled  air  as  he  observed,  as  a  last  hope — 

'  But  his  Bill  would  put  women  straight  into  Parliament, 
as  well  as  give  the  vote.  Do  you  particularly  want  to  keep 
the  old  Tories  in  ?  ' 

Frankfort  felt  the  awkwardness  of  differing  from  his 
party.  Still,  the  whole  thing  appeared  so  clear  to  him.  He 
was  asked  to  defeat  a  measure  of  great  public  value  in  order 
to  get  the  Ministry  out  of  office,  upon  what  even  its  pro- 


336  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

posers  would  admit  to  be  a  mere  subterfuge.  The  promise 
of  another  Bill  might  or  might  not  be  effectually  carried 
out.  And  as  to  the  added  bait  of  its  including  women 
sitting  in  Parliament,  which  was  thrown  in  on  the  spur  of  the 
moment,  though  of  course  that  must  come  in  due  time,  he  was 
inclined  to  think  it  would  be  better  taken  up  by  itself  after  the 
first  step  in  reform  was  secured.  The  noble  principle  of  the 
elevation  of  woman  seemed  all  at  once  to  become  involved 
in  an  atmosphere  of  trickery,  insincerity,  and  mere  selfish 
purposes.  And  how  could  he  agree  to  this  after  having 
earnestly  urged  the  House  in  his  speech  to  pass  the  Bill  ? 
So,  facing  the  questioner  as  directly  as  he  could  a  man  who 
would  only  look  at  him  askance,  he  replied  : 

1  No,  I  really  could  not  vote  for  it,  Du  Tell.  I  am  very 
sorry.  But  I  want  to  see  this  Bill  pass,  and  pass  now.  I 
am  pledged  to  it.' 

Frankfort's  decisive  tone  sent  away  the  perplexed 
strategist  in  despair  to  his  master.  The  countenance  of 
Sir  Donald  fell  when  he  heard  of  his  rebellion.  Had  he 
then  looked  into  the  sweetest  dairy  there  would  have  been 
small  hope  for  the  cream  that  day.  He  calculated  for  a  few 
moments,  and  then  determined  that  it  would  not  do  to  risk 
the  defeat  that  the  defection  of  this  impracticable  politician 
and  those  who  would  follow  him  might  entail.  So  he  told 
Du  Tell  to  beckon  to  Gait  Birnie  to  stop,  and  to  let  the  Bill 
be  passed  at  once  on  the  voices.  Nothing  more  was  to  be 
said  of  Du  Tell's  mission  round  the  House.  In  fact,  it  was 
to  be  ignored.  The  Bill  passed  in  triumph,  the  few  declared 
opponents  not  caring  to  call  for  a  division. 

Our  politician  felt  pleased  that  the  evening's  work  had 
ended  so  well,  though  it  had  begun  in  an  unsatisactory 
manner.  The  great  cause  of  justice  to  woman  had  triumphed. 
He  was  glad  that  he  had  spoken,  and  he  felt  that  he  had 
spoken  well.  It  was  the  right  thing  to  have  a  full  discussion 
of  so  large  a  question.  As  for  Sir  Donald,  an  instinctive 
distaste  that  he  had  felt  from  the  first  for  our  politician  was 
certainly  not  mitigated  by  the  events  of  the  evening.  His 
dissent  was  responsible  for  the  failure  of  the  project  to  defeat 
the  Government  by  the  amendment  that  was  to  be  suddenly 
sprung  upon  them.  Clever  though  MacLever  was,  he  was 


vi  PARLIAMENT  337 

not  such  an  expert  at  clearing  away  the  look  of  ill-humour 
from  his  countenance  at  the  proper  time  as  one  would  have 
expected  an  experienced  politician  to  be.  Seeker  Secretary 
was  quite  a  master  of  that  art  compared  with  Sir  Donald. 
Though  he  was  anxious  to  conceal  his  dissatisfaction,  there 
was  an  unmistakable  air  of  vexation  about  him  as  he  looked 
in  the  direction  of,  rather  than  at,  Frankfort,  when  he  passed 
him  going  out,  and  observed — 

'  If  you  had  not  got  up,  Professor,  we  could  have  taken 
the  division  hours  ago.  We  have  lost  an  evening  over  it.' 

'  But  surely,  Sir  Donald,  it  is  a  question  worthy  of 
discussion,'  answered  our  politician. 

'  I  thought  that  you  wanted  the  Bill  passed,'  drily 
remarked  Sir  Donald. 

'  Certainly  I  did.' 

'  Well,  it  could  have  been  passed  before  dinner  if  we  had 
kept  quiet ;  unless  we  wanted  to  glorify  the  Government 
over  it — or  Professor  Frankfort.' 

Sir  Donald  then  promptly  passed  on  out  of  hearing  of 
any  reply  that  might  be  coming.  This  was  a  habit  of  his 
when  he  had  said  anything  that  he  meant  to  be  decisively 
cutting. 

'  Do  you  know,  sir,  I  am  thinking,'  remarked  Du  Tell 
in  an  undertone  as  he  hurried  up  beside  him — '  I  am 
thinking  that  we  have  not  made  much  by  the  change  at 
Brassville.  Meeks  would  have  agreed  to  anything.  Safer 
man  !' 

'  Much,'  responded  Sir  Donald. 

This,  however,  was  not  the  general  feeling.  Frankfort, 
as  he  walked  among  the  Members  who  were  standing  about 
after  the  House  had  risen,  received  many  congratulations, 
especially  from  the  ardent  champions  of  woman,  who  hailed 
him  as  their  spokesman.  It  made  his  heart  glad  to  feel  that 
his  first  effort  in  Parliament  had  been  to  further  the  cause 
of  humanity  and  progress.  As  he  passed  along  one  of  the 
corridors  he  became  sensible  that  some  one  was  quietly 
following  him.  He  looked  round,  and  there  was  Walter 
Crane  sidling  along,  looking  straight  before  him,  with  the 
mildest  expression  possible  on  his  countenance,  bearing  the 
bag  of  M'Grorty,  which  that  gentleman  had  just  given  him. 

VOL.  I  Z 


338  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

He  had  been  an  attentive  listener  to  the  debate  from  the 
gallery.  In  a  moment  Wally's  cap  was  off  and  his  bald, 
venerable  head  bowing  down  towards  the  flags. 

'  Ah,  Crane  !  You  there  ?  Why,  have  you  been  here  all 
the  evening  ? ' 

'  To  be  sure,  your  Honer,  in  the  back  seats  there 
beyond.  Haven't  I  to  wait  for  His  Excellency's  bag  ? ' 

'  Oh,  to  be  sure,  yes !  And  what  did  you  think  of  the 
debate,  Crane  ? ' 

'  Very  fine  speech  your  Honer  made.  All  the  people 
about  praising  your  Honer.  Thanks  be  to  Heaven  ! ' 

'  Why,  then,  Crane,  are  you  one  of  our  side  ?  You  stand 
up  for  Woman's  Rights  too  ? '  said  our  politician,  gratified  to 
find  enlightened  principles  permeating,  even  though  slowly, 
the  humblest  ranks. 

'  I,  your  Honer  ?  ' 

'  Yes,  what  do  you  say  about  it,  Crane  ? ' 

'  I  say,  your  Honer  ?  Why,  then,  to  be  sure,  I  say 
that  the  likes  of  me  look  to  what  your  Honer  and  the  other 
honourable  gentlemen  say  and  the  wishdom  of  Parliament  to 
tell  us  poor  folks — to  explain  these  things  like  to  us,  so  that 
we  may  come  to  understand  them.  Yes,  your  Honer,  that 
we  may  come  to  understand  them,'  said  Crane,  casting  his 
eyes  meekly  from  one  side  to  the  other,  as  if  he  were  looking 
all  round  for  information  on  the  subject 

Walter  Crane,  as  has  been  said,  made  it  a  fixed  rule  of 
his  public  life  never  to  express  any  opinions  about  politics, 
except  on  Sundays  to  his  most  private  and  select  circle  of 
acquaintances  at  his  nephew's  cottage  down  in  Grubb  Lane. 
There  he  used  to  declare  the  most  profound  contempt  for 
Woman's  Rights  in  every  possible  aspect.  For,  truth  to  say, 
his  own  experiences  had  been  rather  unfortunate  with  the 
other  sex,  and  not  such  as  to  conduce  to  an  elevated  view 
of  their  mission  in  life. 

'  What  nonshense,  Mick,'  he  would  say  in  a  self-assertive 
manner  that  would  have  astonished  any  one  who  had  only 
seen  him  bending  low  about  the  Water  Bureau — '  what 
nonshense,  Mick,  this  woman's  rights  and  privileges  and 
things — cock  and  hen  business  for  managing  any  decent 
man's  poultry-yard.' 


vi  PARLIAMENT  339 

'  Why,  then,  ole  man,  which  do  you  go  for — cocks  or 
hens  ?  '  Mick  would  cheerfully  inquire. 

'  Either,  me  boy,  would  be  better  than  the  two  trying  it 
on  together,  and  the  hens  flappin'  their  wings  about  and 
trying  to  crow  as  if  they  were  cocks.' 

This  figurative  way  of  putting  the  question  was  much 
admired  by  the  company  in  Grubb  Lane,  which  consisted 
wholly  of  the  male  sex.  Mick  was  unmarried,  and  Crane, 
ever  since  he  had  become  a  widower,  never  willingly  was 
in  the  same  room  with  a  woman,  except  when  his  official 
duties  required  him  to  conduct  some  fair  constituent  on 
business  to  His  Excellency  the  Minister.  Once  he  had  to 
show  the  way  to  a  deputation  from  the  Woman's  Rights 
League.  Though  groaning  inwardly  in  spirit,  he  main- 
tained a  placid  countenance  and  bowed  his  lowest  as  he 
led  on.  But  the  next  Sunday  he  relieved  his  feelings  in 
Grubb  Lane  by  sundry  vigorous  criticisms  on  the  personnel 
of  the  party  that  were  immensely  enjoyed  by  the  company 
there,  though  they  do  not  admit  of  being  set  down  here. 

But  outside  of  Grubb  Lane  Walter  Crane  was  dumb  and 
inexplicable  as  the  Sphinx  upon  this  and  all  other  public 
questions.  So  he  only  repeated  to  our  politician,  '  Yes,  your 
Honer,  we  looks  to  the  like  of  your  Honer  and  to  the 
wishdom  of  Parliament  to  fix  us  up  in  our  minds  like  on  all 
these  great  questions ' ;  and  with  his  old  bow  he  disappeared 
down  the  steps  with  the  M'Grorty  bag,  which  was  full  of  the 
Bills  designed  to  exercise  this  wisdom  for  the  next  few 
months. 

As  our  politician  followed  on  towards  the  street,  he  heard 
some  hurried  footsteps  coming  on  behind,  and  felt  the  touch 
of  a  hand  on  his  shoulder  as  he  looked  round.  It  was  the 
hand  of  Mr.  Seeker,  and  walking  arm-in-arm  with  him  was 
Mons.  Froessolecque,  the  editor  of  the  Sweet-Brier.  They 
apparently  had  no  time  to  lose,  so  they  pressed  on,  and  in 
passing  Seeker  Secretary  could  only  hastily  observe,  as  he 
looked  round  at  Frankfort : 

'  Thank  you,  Professor — thank  you.      Noble  !    noble  ! ' 

A  stranger  who  heard  this  might  have  been  in  doubt  to 
what  it  referred.  But  could  the  man  who  had  just  delivered 
a  successful  speech  on  Woman's  Rights  be  ?  Frankfort  was 


340  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

quite  pleased  to  think  that  an  experienced  politician  like 
Mr.  Seeker  thought  so  highly  of  his  speech. 

When  our  politician  reached  the  quiet  seclusion  of  his 
rooms  and  stretched  himself  in  his  chair  to  enjoy  the  bed- 
time pipe,  his  retrospect  of  this,  to  him,  eventful  day  was 
certainly  pleasurable.  He  had  undoubtedly  spoken  with 
effect  He  was  recognised  as  the  exponent  of  the  just 
claims  of  woman.  Many  men  in  the  Legislature  of  Excelsior 
felt  a  satisfaction  in  honestly  acting  up  to  their  principles, 
but  none  more  deeply  or  sincerely  than  our  politician. 
After  all,  there  was  something  worth  living  for,  even  in 
this  much-aspersed  public  life.  What  could  be  nobler  than 
to  fight  for  justice  to  your  fellow-creatures  ?  What  he  had 
done  that  evening  was  at  least  one  good  work  scored  up  to 
the  credit  of  his  life's  labour — completed,  beyond  the  power  of 
envious  Fate.  Certainly  the  episode  of  the  proposed  amend- 
ment and  Du  Tell's  efforts  to  get  him  to  agree  to  it  was 
unpleasant.  But,  looking  back  upon  the  incident,  he  felt 
quite  satisfied  that  he  was  right.  Were  questions  that 
concerned  directly  the  happiness  and  welfare  of  men  and 
women  to  be  made  mere  counters  in  the  political  game  ? 
As  he  lay  in  his  bed,  the  sour  visage  of  Sir  Donald  seemed 
to  appear  before  him.  Grim-looking  customer  he  is,  to  be 
sure,  he  thought.  However,  what  need  he  care  for  him  ? 
He  wanted  nothing  from  him.  Seeker  was  certainly  com- 
plimentary about  his  speech,  and  he  was  a  power  in  politics 
— deep  man  too.  He  did  not  know  Froessolecque,  who  was 
going  away  with  him,  except  by  appearance  ;  but  Seeker 
was  said  to  have  great  influence  over  him,  so  perhaps 
the  Sweet-Brier  would  be  complimentary  too.  As  for 
himself,  our  politician  was  conscious  that  his  object  in 
public  life  was  to  be  of  use  to  his  country.  So  he  sank 
to  sleep  a  happy  man. 

It  would  be  vain  to  deny  that  the  next  morning  he 
opened  the  daily  papers  with  some  trepidation.  Would 
they  give  a  good  report  of  his  speech  ?  Would  they  praise 
him  or  belittle  him  ?  Would  there  be  any  mention  of  the 
contemplated  amendment  that  was  to  throw  out  the 
Government  by  the  temporary  sacrifice  of  the  Bill  ?  It 
is  an  agitating  thing  to  the  beginner  to  see  his  name,  his 


vi  PARLIAMENT  341 

own  particular  proper  name,  flaring  in  print,  the  subject  of 
observation  and  comment  by  that  great  impersonal  power, 
the  Press,  and  through  it  made,  as  the  beginner  thinks,  the 
common  talk  of  all  men.  A  great  power,  truly !  Some  one 
gets  hold  of  a  machine,  by  means  of  which  he  can  scatter 
broadcast  among  millions  of  men  whatever  he  pleases  to  put 
upon  the  flying  sheets.  He  may  be  wise  or  foolish,  judicious 
or  the  reverse,  acquainted  with  the  facts  or  not  acquainted, 
nay,  he  may  be  a  good  man  or  a  bad  man  ;  but  anyway  he 
has  got  the  machine,  and  by  it  he  can  plant  in  print  what  he 
likes  in  every  home  in  the  land.  Overnight  he  makes  his 
machine  put  upon  the  white,  innocent  paper,  '  Smith  is  an 
unmistakable  rogue,'  and  before  the  morning  is  well  advanced 
hundreds  of  thousands  of  Smith's  brother-men  read  that  fact 
(as  it  is  termed).  Smith  may  not  be  a  rogue  at  all,  but 
nevertheless  the  world  is  well  assured  of  the  fact  about  Smith 
before  the  day  is  over.  But  has  Smith  no  remedy  ?  Yes, 
he  has  a  remedy.  Society  says  to  him, '  Dear  Citizen  Smith, 
if,  as  you  say,  you  are  not  an  unmistakable  rogue,  and  if 
you  have  money,  you  can  bring  an  action  against  the  man 
with  the  machine,  and  in  a  year  or  so,  if  the  judge  makes  no 
mistake  and  the  jury  don't  disagree,  you  can  have  a  verdict 
stating  that  you  are  not  an  unmistakable  rogue — to  leave 
as  a  soothing  legacy  to  your  children.'  Such  is  the  remedy 
of  Citizen  Smith. 

Our  politician,  however,  had  little  cause  to  complain  of  the 
press.  The  Rising  Sun  congratulated  him  upon  his  effective 
treatment  of  the  Woman's  question,  while  it  expressed  sur- 
prise at  his  making  no  reference  to  the  peculiar  position  of 
the  Government  in  dealing  with  the  question  at  all.  The 
News  Letter  declared  that  Mr.  Frankfort's  speech  was  the 
one  of  the  debate,  so  far  as  treatment  of  the  subject  was 
concerned.  The  little  unpleasantness  about  the  amend- 
ment did  not  seem  to  have  spread  outside  the  Parlia- 
mentary circle,  so  far  as  these  papers  were  concerned.  He 
had  not  seen  the  Sweet  -  Brier  yet.  He  did  not  know 
much  about  it,  except  that  it  was  generally  understood  that 
the  editor,  Mons.  Froessolecque,  was  a  friend  of  both  Seeker 
and  Du  Tell.  But  then  Du  Tell  made  it  a  point  of  business 
to  know  everybody.  Sir  Donald  himself  always  nodded  to 


342  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  editor  in  the  street  in  a  rather  less  abrupt  manner  than 
he  did  to  other  people  ;  and  Lady  MacLever  used,  before  she 
went  to  England,  occasionally  to  invite  him  to  her  '  At 
Homes.'  But  she  would  explain  to  her  select  circle  that 
at  these  public  entertainments  she  did  not  mind  what 
Calibans  she  asked — the  wilder  the  better.  She  rather 
liked  the  mauvais  goilt,  she  said,  and  plenty  of  it.  And 
yet  all  that  was  against  poor  Froessolecque  was  that  years 
ago,  in  his  native  Paris,  he  was  accused  of  being  one  of  a 
party  of  patriots  who  attempted,  in  the  cause  of  freedom, 
to  blow  up  the  Prince  President  of  the  Republic  with  a 
destructive  bomb.  To  avoid  difficulty  he  fled  to  Excelsior, 
where  he  had  lived  ever  since,  his  destructive  tendencies 
being  gradually  mitigated,  and  now  only  displayed  in 
attempts  to  destroy  the  enemies  of  Freedom  there  by 
explosive  articles  in  the  Sweet-Brier. 

The  tone  that  the  paper  was  recently  taking  was  believed, 
by  those  who  were  behind  the  scenes,  to  be  owing  to  the  fact 
that  Seeker  Secretary  was  becoming  more  and  more  dissatisfied 
with  the  prospects  of  getting  his  Bill  to  Classify  the  Workers 
adopted  by  the  Government.  It  was  quite  a  question 
whether  he  would  not  throw  over  the  Government  altogether 
and  attach  himself  to  Sir  Donald.  However,  this  is  what  our 
politician  read  when  he  opened  the  Sweet-Brier: 

The  work  done  in  the  House  of  Representatives  last  night 
was  more  than  noble.  Plus  royaliste  que  le  Roi.  Woman's  fetters 
were  knocked  off.  Poor  Mr.  Brandreth,  with  his  belated  mumblings 
about  home  life !  We  trust  that  they  are  acceptable  to  the  sheep  of 
Towrie.  They  certainly  are  not  so  to  the  men,  much  less  to  the 
women,  of  Excelsior !  The  feature  of  the  evening  was  Sir  Donald 
MacLever's  crushing  and  irrefragable  indictment  of  the  Ministry  for 
seeking  to  shelter  themselves  from  the  indignation  of  an  at-length- 
awakened  people  by  parading  before  them  a  Liberal  measure  that 
they  had  no  right  to  contaminate  with  their  soiled  touch.  His 
denunciation  of  hiding  behind  petticoats  was  grand,  and  will  long 
ring  in  the  ears  of  the  people  of  Excelsior.  Professor  Frankfort,  the 
lately-returned  Member  for  Brassville,  also  spoke  at  some  length, 
but  seemed  to  miss  the  real  point  of  the  debate — whether  a  Govern- 
ment by  appropriating,  and  that  dishonestly,  a  Liberal  measure 
should  be  held  thereby  to  atone  for  a  lengthened  career  of  political 
turpitude.  That  Brereton  and  Company  ought  to  have  been  kicked 
out  by  an  indignant  amendment  is  indisputable.  It  was  freely 


vi  PARLIAMENT  343 

rumoured  in  the  House  among  Members  that  this  would  have  been 
done  only  for  the  pusillanimity  or  treachery  that  was  suddenly  and 
unexpectedly  developed  in  a  certain  quarter  that  shall  at  present  be 
nameless.  Au  revoir. 

Pusillanimity  or  treachery  !  Could  that  refer  to  him  ? 
It  really  looked  rather  like  it.  How  unjust !  And  how 
could  the  Sweet-Brier  people  have  heard  of  the  whispered 
conversation  between  Du  Tell  and  himself?  Then  Seeker, 
who  was  known  to  have  influence  with  the  editor,  had  praised 
his  speech.  Noble,  he  called  it.  The  paragraph  surely  could 
not  point  to  him.  At  any  rate,  he  had  done  the  right  thing, 
let  them  slander  him  as  they  pleased.  This  was  a  consola- 
tion. Whether  it  was  sufficient  to  quite  deaden  the  sting  of 
a  public  accusation  of  cowardice  or  treachery  must  be  left 
undetermined,  or  left,  at  least,  for  each  reader  to  determine 
for  himself.  But  what  was  his  surprise  and  indignation 
when  he  opened  the  Sweet-Brier  the  next  morning  to  read 
as  follows  : — 

POLITICAL  ON  DIT 

Suspicious — very.  It  is,  we  regret  to  say,  positively  rumoured 
in  political  circles  that  the  failure  to  move  the  righteous  Want  of 
Confidence  Amendment  on  the  second  reading  of  the  Woman's 
Emancipation  Bill  was  a  good  deal  owing  to  a  questionable 
influencing  of  several  members  of  the  Opposition  by  the  Honour- 
able and  newly-returned  Member  for  Brassville.  It  is  positively, 
but  we  hope  inaccurately,  stated  that  that  honourable  gentleman, 
though  sitting  on  the  Opposition  Benches,  came  on  this  critical 
occasion,  for  some  unknown  reason,  to  the  rescue  of  the  Govern- 
ment that  he  opposes  !  All  sincere  friends  of  the  learned  gentleman, 
who  are,  like  ourselves,  anxious  that  his  escutcheon  should  be  without 
stain  in  this  early  portion  of  his  political  career,  will  be  anxious  to 
have  an  explicit  contradiction  of  this  unpleasant  and,  we  trust, 
erroneous  suspicion. 

'  Just  look  at  that ;  it  is  really  monstrous  !  I  will  write 
to  them  at  once  ! '  our  politician  exclaimed  to  Myles  Dillon 
when  that  gentleman  called  in  on  his  way  down  town  to 
have  a  laugh  about  the  paragraph,  which  had  also  caught 
his  eye  on  looking  over  the  Sweet-Brier. 

'  I  will  contradict  it  at  once,'  he  repeated. 

'  Do  nothing  of  the  sort,  my  noble  M.H.R.,'  said  Dillon. 


344  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Why  not  ?  The  thing  is  so  untrue.  I  spoke  to  no 
one  but  Du  Tell — to  answer  his  question.' 

'  That's  all  very  right,  Mr.  Frankfort.  This  thing  is 
untrue.  But  as  you  get  hardened  things  may  be  put  in 
these  paragraphs  that  are  not  untrue.  If  you  contradict 
now  and  not  then,  where  are  you  ? ' 

'  But  is  a  man  to  have  no  remedy,  no  protection  against 
slanders  like  this  ?  ' 

'  My  dear  boy,  if  your  character  is  not  strong  enough  for 
the  place  it's  not  my  fault,'  remarked  Myles  Dillon,  looking 
round  the  room  in  his  easy-going  manner. 

4  But  I  called  in  to  say,'  he  continued,  '  that  I  want  to 
ask  myself  to  dinner  here  with  you  this  evening.' 

'  I  hope  you  will  come  ;  I  want  so  much  to  have  a  talk 
with  you.' 

1  Yes,  that's  what  I  want  too  ;  I  want  to  cut  up  your 
speech  a  bit.  None  of  the  papers  criticise  it  properly.' 

'  All  right.  I  will  be  ready  for  you.  Dinner  and  argu- 
ments will  be  both  waiting  for  you  ;  and  I  will  do  nothing 
about  this  rascally  paper.' 

'  No,  don't  touch  the  Sweet-Brier}  replied  Dillon,  as  he 
left  for  the  hospital.  '  Admire  it  from  afar.  Scent  it  on  the 
gale.  Masterly  inaction.  Remember  the  motto  of  the  old 
University — "They  say.  What  do  they  say?  Let  them  say."' 

That  evening,  when  the  two  friends  met,  Myles  Dillon 
soon  began  his  comments  on  '  the  event  of  the  debate  about 
the  women,'  as  he,  in  a  half-jocular  manner,  described  our 
politician's  speech. 

'  Ye  did  it  well,  Edward  Fairlie,  they  all  say.  Like  the 
Frenchman  with  his  cooking,  it  is  a  pity  that  you  haven't 
got  a  piece  of  solid  meat,  as  ye  can  make  so  much  out  of  a 
nettle-top.' 

'  Well,  I  know  you  of  old,  Myles.  You  remember  our 
discussions  in  the  walks  in  Scotland.  You  are  a  stickler  for 
your  side,  Myles,  right  or  wrong.  But  they  do  all  say 
that  I  made  a  good  speech.' 

'  Oh  yes,  you  are  all  right  now,  with  the  crowd  cheering 
behind  you.  Wait  till  something  turns  up  that  you  don't 
believe  in,  and  then  what  about  your  personal  conscience, 
my  noble  M.P.  ?  Faith,  you'll  want  a  political  one  then.' 


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And  Myles  gave  a  deep  pull  at  his  cigar,  followed  by 
something  like  a  sigh.  Without  noticing  this  last  presenti- 
ment of  his  friend,  our  politician  only  replied  : 

'  At  any  rate,  Dillon,  I  do  believe  in  it.  I  would  have 
laughed,  though,  to  have  heard  you  get  up  and  pitch  into  the 
question  in  your  old  style.  You  would  have  got  into  a  row 
over  it,  contradicting  them.' 

'  Well,  that's  just  where  an  outsider  like  me  can  look 
into  subjects  in  a  fairer  manner  than  you  fellows  who  are  in 
the  jostle.  Sitting  on  the  hedge — you  know  the  rest.  But 
then  speaking  in  public  is  not  a  trick  that  I  have  learnt. 
But,'  Myles  continued,  with  a  grave,  resolute  look  upon  his 
face,  '  I  am  going  to  write  a  book  about  it.  And  publish  it 
too.' 

'  Bravo,  Myles  !  That's  the  style  ! '  exclaimed  Frank- 
fort, laughing.  Send  me  an  early  copy,  and  I'll  have  it 
reviewed  in  the  Sweet- Brier — The  New  Woman  Question, 
by  Myles  Dillon,  F.R.C.S.T.  Advance  copy  for  Mons. 
Froessolecque.  With  the  author's  compliments.' 

'  Now,  ye  needn't  laugh,  Edward  Fairlie,  for  I  am  going 
to  print  it.  But  it  won't  be  that  way  at  all.  It  would  not 
do  to  give  my  name,  you  see.  No,  it  will  be  this  way  : 

'  "  The  Man  and  Woman  Question.    By  a  Human  Brute."  ' 

'  A  Human  Brute  ;  what's  the  sense  in  that  ? '  inquired 
Frankfort. 

'  Why,  I'd  be  going,  ye  see,  to  tell  some  straight  truths  ; 
so  I'd  begin  by  not  taking  too  poetical  a  stand  at  the 
start.' 

'  Well,  there's  some  sense  in  that,  if  you  are  going  on  in 
the  old-fashioned  style  that  you  used  to.' 

'  That's  what  I  am  saying,  Edward  Fairlie.  I'd  begin  in 
the  introductory  part,  you  know,  fair  and  square,  something 
like  this — 

' "  I  am  a  Brute.  I  know  it.  But  I  am  an  honest  brute, 
and  an  honest  brute  may  at  times  tell  more  truth  than  a 
deluded  or  equivocating  man." ' 

'That's  right,  Myles.  Good  start  clears  the  ground. 
Ought  to  make  every  one  comfortable  to  begin  with,'  said  his 
companion  with  a  cheerful  laugh.  He  rather  enjoyed  the 
idea  of  the  new  book. 


346  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Very  well,  now  ;  just  let  me  get  on.  I  would  divide 
my  volume  into  two  parts.  I  will  just  run  over  the  headings. 
Part  I.  would  be,  "  To  my  noble  brothers,  the  men."  Part 
II.,  "To  my  dear  sisters,  the  women."  The  men  I  would 
tackle  first. 

' "  My  noble  brothers,"  I  would  say,'  continued  Dillon, 
lying  on  his  back  upon  the  sofa,  cigar  in  hand  and  gazing  up 
to  the  ceiling — 

'  "  My  noble  brothers,  who  are  so  anxious  for  your  sisters 
to  share  government  with  you,  I  would  like  to  respectfully 
ask  you  one  simple  question,  Do  you  really  mean  it  now  ?  " 
And  I'd  make  the  printer  put  "  mean  "  in  big  black  letters 
— or  italics  for  the  matter  of  that,  whichever  he  had  handy. 
Then  I  would  have  several  columns  of  figures,  returns, 
statistics,  decimals  and  all  complete,  showing  how  there 
would  be  more  women  available  to  vote  than  men  at  any 
one  time  or  place.  Then  I  would  go  on  : 

' "  My  heroic  brethren,  do  you  really  intend  to  hand  over 
Government  to  women  ?  Do  you  propose  to  do  all  the 
rough  work  of  life,  all  the  outdoor  political  work,  maintain 
the  public  peace,  control  the  criminals,  man  the  fleets,  explore 
the  wilds,  but  to  have  women  direct  how  it  is  to  be  done  ? 
Or  do  you  mean  that  your  dear  sisters  are  only  to  vote 
as  you  tell  them,  and  that  you  are  feeding  your  women  on  a 
sham  ?  " 

'  Then  I  would  have  a  scientific  chapter.  It  would  go 
this  way  : 

'"  Effect  of  Woman's  Suffrage  on  a  Full-grown  Nation. — 
At  present  one  difficulty  about  democracy — The  Chasm 
between  Political  Life  and  Social  Life :  this  intensified 
when  you  enact  that  in  the  political  world  women  are  the 
same  as  men,  while  in  the  social  they  remain  different — 
Makes  Political  Government  to  fit  less  than  ever  with  Social 
Facts — Infant  Communities  can  do  this  :  they  could  give 
every  child  a  vote  and  still  get  on.  But  in  a  full-grown 
nation  manhood  suffrage  could  not  continue  to  carry 
woman  suffrage  on  its  back.  In  time  it  will  have  enough 
to  do  to  carry  itself." 

'  Next,  the  argument  would  be  varied  skilfully  like  this : — 
I  would  suppose  one  individual,  John  Bull  sort  of  shop- 


vi  PARLIAMENT  347 

keeping  fellow,  like  that  grumpy  old  Silas  Hardegg  down 
the  street  there,  and  I  would  go  on  to  apostrophise  him  : 

' "  My  worthy  trader,  I  know  that  your  soul  is  bound  up 
in  hard  money.  You  think  that  you  will  become  bankrupt 
if  soft  money  triumphs,  and  that  instead  of  ruling  like 
an  autocrat  your  prosperous  wheat  and  flour  business,  you 
will  have  to  go  cap  in  hand  to  beg  your  own  bread.  You 
support  the  Woman's  Rights  man.  But  are  you  ready  to 
see  hard  money  wrecked  by  the  soft  voices  of  the  amiable 
females  that  inhabit  your  handsome  villa  being  given  against 
your  own  manly  vote  ?  Or  would  you  not  scout  the  mere 
idea  of  their  crossing  you  in  business  ?  And  if  you  would, 
where,  my  noble  descendant  of  John  Bull,  is  your  sincerity 
in  supporting  woman's  vote  ?  " 

'  I  would  expand  this  a  bit,  and  then  I  would  vary  the 
tack  a  little  : 

1 "  My  thoughtful  brethren,  if  the  political  sphere  is  truly 
one  for  women,  they  must  sit  in  Parliament  and  in  the 
Executive  in  proportion  to  their  numbers.  Now,  my 
brethren,  do  you  mean  this  ?  "  (Note  to  the  printer — "  this  " 
in  black  letters  as  before.)  "  Are  you  willing  to  see  your 
Parliament  half  filled  with  women  ?  Or  are  you  only  hum- 
bugging your  dear  sisters  by  conceding  to  them  the  hollow 
gift  of  being  able  to  hang  about  the  sawdust  of  the  political 
circus,  but  never  to  mount  to  the  boxes  ?  " 

'  You  are  like  one  of  your  own  patients,  Myles — doing 
very  nicely.  I  only  wish  we  had  you  in  the  House.  It 
would  be  fun  to  hear  M'Grorty  and  Slater  Scully  denouncing 
your  fallacies,  and  denouncing  you  too  for  talking  so.  We 
would  have  some  sport  over  it  anyway.' 

'  Oh  yes,  Teddy.  Sport  at  my  expense.  But  I  am  not 
ambitious.  That's  why  I  won't  give  my  name  to  the  book. 
But  let  me  get  on  now. 

'  I  would  then  have  a  chapter  headed,  "  Argument  from 
the  Oppression  of  Women."  It  would  begin  :  "  My  noble 
brothers,  some  of  you  say  that  women  must  have  votes  to 
protect  them  from  the  injustice  of  man.  Brute  though  I  am, 
I  do  assure  you  that  I  think  nothing  is  nobler  than  the 
voluntary  deference  of  man,  the  stronger,  to  woman,  the 
weaker.  But,  my  high-minded  brethren,  when  you  boast 


348  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

that  man  is  going  to  be  compelled  to  do  right  by  reason  of 
woman's  power  to  make  him,  I  humbly  conceive  that  the 
situation  is  quite  altered.  Your  law  is  to  enable  women  to 
force  men  to  do  them  justice,  which  otherwise  the  men 
would  deny  them.  How  is  that  for  common-sense  ?  Were 
this  really  possible,  then  I  fear  that  the  position  of  man,  how- 
ever amiably  he  acted,  would  become  rather  contemptible, 
and  true  women  would  cease  to  respect  him." ' 

'  So  that  is  your  sage  answer  to  the  oppression  of  woman 
for  ages,'  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  No,  I  would  deal  with  that  in  a  fresh  chapter  with 
headings — "Evils  of  Dark  Ages  remedied  in  civilised 
countries  already,  without  woman's  vote.  Continuous  im- 
provement now  going  on  by  action  of  men  alone.  Are  laws 
now  unjust  to  women  ?  "  and  so  on,  Teddy,  at  great  length, 
and  in  an  exhaustive  and  exhausting  manner.' 

'  Well,  get  on,  Myles.  I  am  really  getting  a  bit  tired  of 
your  headings  and  divisions.  Come  on  to  your  Part  II. — 
The  Women  Themselves.' 

'  Now  that's  just  it ;  you  get  tired  of  it,  because  it  don't 
agree  with  you.  I'll  come  to  the  women  directly,  but  I 
must  have  a  last  chapter  for  my  moral  friends  who  want 
woman's  vote  for  temperance  and  other  good  things. 

' "  My  moral  and  temperance  brothers,  I  know  that  you 
are  eager  for  woman's  vote  to  advance  your  good  objects 
and  make  laws  suppressing  drink  and  other  bad  things. 
I  admire  your  purpose ;  I  sympathise  with  your  object. 
Indeed  I  do.  But,  my  moral  men,  have  a  care  lest  you  are 
counting  without  your  host.  Brute  though  I  be,  I  joyfully 
own  that  the  genus  woman  is  better  than  the  genus  man. 
But  it  remains  to  be  proved  by  experience  whether  the 
species  political  woman  will  be  much  better  than  the  species 
political  man." 

'  I  would  put  it  in  that  general  sort  of  way,  you  observe,' 
continued  Myles  Dillon,  '  and  then  I  would  wind  up  with 
the  men  something  like  this  : 

' "  Finally,  my  worthy  brothers,  I  come  back  to  my  first 
question,  Do  you  really  mean  it  ?  Are  you  ready  to  divide 
your  power  with  your  dear  sisters?  Or  is  it  all  really  a 
huge  make-believe,  partly  conscious  and  partly  unconscious  ? 


vi  PARLIAMENT  349 

If  the  latter,  then,  my  worthy  brothers,  it  seems  to  an  honest 
brute  that  you  are  in  the  sad  case  of  men  who,  in  order 
to  keep  popular,  accept  a  revolution  in  the  hope  and  belief 
that  it  will  prove  a  sham." ' 

'  Very  fine  indeed,  Myles — striking,  if  not  logical,'  said 
Frankfort,  laughing.  '  You  have  settled  the  men,  anyway. 
But  how  are  you  going  to  answer  your  sisters  when  they  ask 
to  be  treated  as  human  beings  ? ' 

'  I   answer  them  in  Part  II.  ;    but  it  is  so  exhaustive  in 
its  character  that  I   can  only  give  you  the  headings — like 
the  "Argument"  that  you  see  put  before  great  poems— 
on  this  wise  : 


'"PART    II 

' "  THE  ARGUMENT 

'  "  Brute  sympathises  with  women's  wrongs  from  man,  and 
also  from  Nature.  Honours  their  aspirations  for  a  higher 
life.  Questions  whether  it  will  be  found  in  politics.  Right 
to  the  political  vote  ?  If  it  is  to  be  exercised  independently 
of  husbands  and  fathers,  of  no  use,  unless  women  sit  in 
Parliament  in  proportion  to  their  numbers,  and  share  the 
government.  If  husbands  and  fathers  are  not  to  be  trusted 
to  vote  for  their  wives  and  daughters,  no  more  can  they 
be  to  legislate  for  them.  Brute  questions  whether  com- 
posite Legislatures  and  Governments  of  men  and  women 
will  be  a  fact  in  nations.  Will  woman's  dignity  be 
raised  by  being  admitted  into  politics  only  as  an  inferior 
race,  denied  share  in  higher  duties.  The  world's  idea,  thus 
far  in  its  history,  of  a  division  of  the  work  of  life  between 
man  and  woman  is  more  honourable  to  the  latter.  Can- 
not expect  to  combine  under  the  new  system  power  over 
men  and  also  the  consideration  hitherto  extended  to  the 
want  of  it. 

' "  Hard  case  of  women  who  cannot  marry  considered. 
Sincere  sympathy  for  them,  but  also  wonder  at  the  vast  field 
of  work  for  women,  now  willingly  handed  over  by  them  to 
men  or  left  neglected. 


350  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  "  Medical  attendance  on  women  ;  the  sole  management 
of  women's  schools  and  colleges  ;  the  reform  of  charitable 
work  ;  clerical  work  in  women's  institutions ;  shops  and 
businesses  connected  with  the  clothing  and  wants  of  women  ; 
the  vast  social  question  of  the  reform  of  domestic  service 
and  the  reorganising  the  conditions  of  the  home.  These 
as  great  as  any  political  questions.  Why  not  tackled  first. 
Good  practice  for  the  others." ' 

'  Why,  these  are  only  the  old  platitudes  on  the  subject, 
Myles,'  interposed  Frankfort.  '  When  will  you  get  to  your 
peroration  ? ' 

'  I  am  coming  there  now,  if  you  can  only  keep  quiet 
a  while  and  listen  to  what  you  don't  fancy. 

' "  My  respected  sisters,"  I  would  say,  "  while  you  must 
ever  be  weaker  than  men  in  the  public  sphere,  you  will  ever 
be  stronger  than  them  in  other  spheres.  Your  morality  is 
higher,  and  you  are  as  much  superior  to  them  in  home  and 
social  duties  as  they  are  to  you  in  politics.  And  which  are 
the  grander  ?  Yours  surely.  You  mould  the  conditions  upon 
which  all  human  government  depends.  Politics  are  but 
a  small  part  of  life,  and  not  the  highest  part.  For  those  of 
you  who  are  anxious  to  undertake  them,  your  case  is  made 
the  harder  by  the  fact  that  you  are  only  a  small  minority 
among  your  sisters.  Most  women  who  have  homes  of  their 
own  will  keep  there.  Nature,  I  admit,  has  been  a  bit  unfair 
to  you,  and  some  tell  you  that  you  can  overcome  this  natural 
disadvantage  by  public  meetings  and  ballot-boxes,  and 
general  politics,  and  Acts  of  Parliament,  which  expressly 
declare  that  you  are  to  be  the  same  as  men.  If  all  this 
does  come  to  pass,  the  melancholy,  but  still  respectful,  senti- 
ment of  the  Brute  will  be  '  Here's  to  Woman,  once  our 
superior,  now  our  equal.' " 

'  That  would  be  my  peroration,'  added  Myles,  looking 
round  at  his  friend.  '  It's  fine,  isn't  it  ? ' 

'  Yes,  very,'  said  Frankfort ;  '  and,  like  most  perorations, 
it  has  not  much  to  do  with  the  subject  in  debate.  You 
don't  grow  wiser  as  you  grow  older,  Myles.  That's  just  the 
way  you  used  to  harangue  Chadwick  and  the  rest  of  us  on 
our  walks  in  the  old  country.' 

'  Well,  and  I  suppose  common-sense  is  not  geographical 


vi  PARLIAMENT  351 

in  its  character.  What  was  common-sense  in  Scotland  is 
common-sense  in  Excelsior  too.' 

'  Ah,  if  it  is  common-sense.  But  your  book  will  be  too 
late.  The  Bill  is  passed — become  a  reality.' 

'  Yes,  but  the  metamorphosis  of  woman  into  man  is  not. 
Perhaps  never  will  get  itself  passed.' 

'  Ah,  say  or  write  what  you  please,  Myles  Dillon,  the  age 
is  beginning  to  realise  that  the  human  race  is  not  made  up 
of  men  merely.' 

'  I  agree  with  you  there,  Teddy.  It  would  not  be  for 
long  anyway.' 

'  Well,  well,  Myles,  let  us  leave  the  women.  We  are 
now  going  to  take  in  hand  in  Parliament  what  will  please 
you.' 

'  What's  that  ? '  asked  Dillon. 

'Why,  to  reorganise  the  Border  Rangers,  and  prevent 
in  the  future  bungling  such  as  sent  you  that  bugler  boy 
patient  that  you  took  such  an  interest  in.  You  will  give  us 
credit  then,  anyway.' 

'  Yes,  if  you  do  it  in  the  right  way,  that  is,  outright.' 

And  soon  the  two  were  busy  discussing  this  subject, 
that  was  now  beginning  to  stir  the  political  world  of  the 
Province. 

Dillon,  with  a  feeling  that  he  did  not  always  display, 
urged  his  friend,  now  that  he  was  a  public  man,  to  see  that 
the  reform  was  thorough.  His  earnestness  arose  from  the 
fact  that,  after  all  his  efforts  to  save  the  boy,  treacherous 
after-effects  from  the  wound  had  developed,  and  the  lad  had 
died.  No  honest  surgeon  likes  to  lose  his  man  or  boy,  and 
Dillon  relieved  his  feelings  by  maintaining  in  conversation 
with  his  friends  that  some  prominent  member  of  the  Govern- 
ment ought  to  be  hanged  for  his  murder. 

This  question  of  reform  of  the  Rangers,  simple  though 
it  was,  was  destined  to  involve  our  politician  in  further 
party  complications. 

The  subject  was  becoming,  as  the  phrase  goes,  a  live 
one,  for  the  outbreaks  of  the  natives  on  the  Border  were 
making  settlement  there  insecure,  and  the  public,  while  slow 
to  heed  the  mere  logical  demonstration  of  public  evils,  are 
sensitive  to  realise  them  when  practical  experience  brings 


352  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

them  home  to  them.  The  Government  called  upon  General 
Dowden,  the  General  of  the  local  troops,  for  a  report  upon 
the  best  means  for  securing  the  good  management  and 
efficiency  of  the  force.  The  General  was  only  an  old  soldier, 
and  knew  nothing  of  politics.  He  soon  sent  in  his  plan  for 
reform,  the  main  feature  of  which  was  a  system  of  pensions 
for  men  and  officers  after  twenty  years'  service,  in  connection 
with  a  rather  lower  rate  of  pay  to  begin  with,  which  should 
gradually  increase  as  the  years  went  on.  In  this  way,  he 
maintained,  there  would  be  an  inducement  to  men  to  wait 
in  the  service  and  get  experience,  while  the  fear  of  forfeiting 
the  pension  would  operate  to  prevent  misconduct. 

Such  was  the  plan  of  General  Dowden,  and  it  might 
appear  to  be  a  plain  matter  of  business  to  deal  with  it.  But 
it  was  by  no  means  so  plain  as  might  be  thought.  Not  a 
few  public  men,  in  fact,  were  much  perplexed  about  it. 
They  wanted  to  be  guided  by  public  opinion  upon  the 
matter,  and  the  question  was,  What  was  political  public 
opinion  ?  or  rather,  What  would  it  develop  into  when  the 
subject  came  to  be  agitated  ?  For  though  there  was  a 
general  feeling  in  favour  of  doing  something  effective  to 
improve  the  force,  there  was  also  a  feeling,  powerful  among 
many,  though  as  yet  dormant,  against  any  system  of 
pensions. 

It  was  hard  to  say  how  these  two  tendencies  would 
develop.  Even  Seeker  Secretary  was  not  clear  upon  the 
point.  In  these  early  days,  when  any  one  asked  him  what 
he  thought  of  the  General's  proposals,  he  would  reply,  look- 
ing straight  at  the  questioner,  and  slightly  elevating  his 
eyebrows,  as  if  with  surprise  : 

'  Think,  my  dear  sir  ?  I  think  nothing.  I  think  what 
my  Executive  think,  and,  sir,  they  do  not  meet  till  next 
week.' 

This  week  seemed  to  belong  to  a  class  similar  to  that  of 
the  Moveable  Feasts,  as  it  was  hard  to  say  when  it  began 
or  ended,  or  where  it  was  to  be  found. 

Sir  Donald  MacLever,  when  he  was  asked  his  opinion 
by  the  blundering  Mr.  Larkins,  Member  for  the  agricultural 
district  of  Doublestow,  eyed  him  for  a  while  in  a  freezing 
manner,  and  then  replied  in  a  deep  tone  of  voice  : 


vi  PARLIAMENT  353 

'  My  good  sir,  when  you  have  a  little  more  experience, 
I  hope  that  you  will  understand  that  it  is  not  usual  for  the 
physician  to  prescribe  until  he  is  called  in.' 

He  then  walked  away,  leaving  poor  Larkins  to  realise 
that  he  was  rather  a  fool.  Being  only  a  country  member, 
and  a  young  one,  he  did  not  understand  that  the  fact  was 
that  Sir  Donald  did  not  wish,  at  present,  to  commit  himself 
either  way  upon  the  subject.  Du  Tell,  however,  hurried 
about  among  all  classes  of  political  people,  particularly  among 
those  who  were  connected  with  the  Press,  remarking  that 
they  might  take  his  word  for  it,  old  Billy  Brereton  would 
put  his  foot  in  it,  and  propose  something  reactionary.  And 
certainly  it  is  only  too  true  that  often  ill-bodings  are  justified 
by  events. 

The  political  excitement  upon  the  subject  continued  to 
grow  and  spread  as  the  time  came  near  for  the  Government 
to  announce  their  policy.  It  even  reached  the  quiet  pre- 
cincts of  the  University.  The  position  which  the  Honour- 
able Mr.  Borland  took  up  struck  our  politician  as  being 
peculiar.  They  had  met  about  some  University  matters  in 
that  same  spick-and-span  chamber  of  the  President,  sur- 
rounded by  the  busts  and  the  portraits  and  the  beautiful 
books.  After  they  had  settled  their  business,  political  affairs 
in  which  they  were  both  interested  naturally  were  referred  to. 
Mr.  Borland  praised  Frankfort's  speech  upon  the  Woman 
question,  but  regretted  that  the  Government  were  not  turned 
out  upon  it.  Our  politician  was  surprised  to  notice  that  the 
President  seemed  to  know  all  about  the  hurried  proposal  of 
Bu  Tell  to  move  a  hostile  amendment.  To  his  remark  that 
he  could  not  see  the  wisdom  of  losing  a  great  measure  of 
public  justice  for  the  sake  of  turning  out  the  Ministry,  the 
President  replied  that  the  material  interests  of  the  country 
were  languishing  for  the  want  of  the  progressive  policy  that 
Sir  Bonald  MacLever  would  adopt  ;  and  that,  moreover,  he 
would  do  justice  to  woman  as  well  as  Mr.  Brereton,  and 
perhaps  even  more  completely. 

'  You  see  we  have  great  material  interests  to  consider,' 
said  the  President,  stretching  back  in  his  chair  and  turning 
in  a  confidential  manner  towards  Frankfort.  '  Brereton  is  an 
obstinate  fellow — impracticable.'  He  went  on  to  speculate 

VOL.  I  2  A 


354  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

with  some  keenness  upon  the  prospect  of  the  Government 
being  turned  out  on  the  Rangers'  Reorganisation  Bill. 

'  I  hope  that  they  will  propose  some  effective  plan,' 
remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Brereton  is  sure  to  put  his  foot  in  it,'  said  Borland. 

This  was  just  what  Du  Tell  had  said,  and  he  had  darkly 
hinted  that  it  originally  came  from  Sir  Donald  himself. 
It  thus  became  the  accepted  formula  of  the  party.  But 
Frankfort  did  not  feel  disposed  to  pursue  the  topic,  so  he 
rose  to  go.  The  President,  who  had  appeared  ready  to 
settle  down  to  a  discussion  on  the  best  way  to  get  Mr. 
Brereton  out,  after  a  momentary  pause,  said  : 

'  Well,  Professor,  if  there  is  a  change  of  Government, 
you  are  safe  for  the  Education  and  Public  Knowledge 
Bureau.  Great  chance  of  usefulness  there — both  for  your- 
self and  for  us  here.' 

'  Why,  really,  Mr.  President,  I  had  never  thought  about 
that' 

'  But  you  ought  to  think  of  it,'  emphatically  replied  the 
President  as  they  shook  hands  and  parted. 

While  politicians  were  thus  speculating,  and  the  public 
interest  in  the  subject  was  daily  rising,  one  of  the  two  secret 
political  institutions  in  the  English  form  of  government,  the 
Cabinet,  was  understood  to  be  daily  sitting,  debating  what 
policy  the  Government  would  adopt.  The  Cabinet,  a  body 
unknown  to  the  English  Constitution,  has  come  to  be  its 
ruling  authority.  It  sits  in  secret ;  there  is  no  law  directing 
its  proceedings  ;  the  people  have  no  direct  voice  in  appoint- 
ing it.  But  there  is  no  popular  jealousy  regarding  either  its 
power  or  its  private  cogitations.  Generally  it  is  merged  in 
its  chief,  and  if  he  is  a  popular  idol,  like  Mr.  Gladstone,  it 
partakes  of  his  popularity,  and  enjoys  under  him  a  free 
hand  over  a  wide  range  of  matters,  so  long  as  all  is  done  in 
the  people's  name.  For  the  people  like  an  autocrat,  so  long 
as  he  is  a  people's  autocrat.  It  would  no  doubt  have  been 
interesting  to  the  public  of  Excelsior  to  have  read  a  verbatim 
report  of  what  Ministers  in  their  Cabinet  said  about  this 
Pensions  question — the  frank  avowals  as  to  the  right  thing 
to  do  ;  the  limitations  suggested  by  obvious  expediency  ;  in 
what  way  the  fewest  points  of  attack  would  be  presented  to 


vi  PARLIAMENT  355 

the  foe  ;  plausible  methods  of  shaping  what  might  be  un- 
popular, or  modifications  to  catch  doubtful  votes  ;  casual 
meetings  with  sundry  magnates,  not  forgetting  those  of  the 
Press,  planned  to  usefully  happen.  Nor  let  us,  in  justice, 
forget  that  other  simple  alternative,  not  wholly  unknown  to 
Cabinets,  the  plain  and  direct  resolve  to  do  the  right  thing 
and  fear  not.  But  the  public  make  no  claim  for  this  infor- 
mation ;  though  politicians  speculated  upon  the  subject  with 
eagerness,  for  all  agreed  that,  whatever  it  was,  the  Govern- 
ment must  stand  or  fall  by  it.  If  it  was  unpopular, 
Borland's  hopes  would  be  realised,  and  there  would  be  an 
end  politically  to  Brereton. 

They  were  not  kept  long  in  suspense.  It  was  announced 
that  the  Bill  was  ready,  and  a  few  days  later  the  Premier 
and  Minister  of  Militia  moved  for  leave  to  introduce  it,  in  a 
crowded  House,  with  a  still  more  crowded  gallery,  in  which 
Seeker  Secretary  and  Mons.  Froessolecque  sat  conspicuous, 
and  Mr.  Walter  Crane  lurked  unseen.  Mr.  Brereton  adopted 
the  course  sometimes  taken  of  explaining  the  provisions  of 
his  Bill  upon  this  motion.  He  could  not  help  at  first  getting 
involved  in  some  of  his  facts,  and  putting  several  propositions 
the  wrong  way.  But  he  expressed  himself  with  rough 
power,  as  his  subject  cleared  before  him,  on  the  solemn  duty 
to  put  a  stop  to  this  bungling  management  of  the  force, 
which  led  to  the  needless  shedding  of  blood,  '  black  and 
white,'  as  he  exclaimed,  with  some  feeling.  He  made  an 
allusion  to  the  death  of  the  young  bugler  that  rather  went 
home  to  our  politician,  as  he  already  knew  the  facts  from 
Myles  Dillon,  and  incidentally  paid  a  compliment  to  the 
skill  and  ceaseless  attention  of  that  gentleman,  which  had 
unhappily  proved  to  be  all  in  vain.  He  boldly  stated  that 
the  Bill  substantially  adopted  General  Dowden's  plan,  and 
that  it  carried  out  the  double  principle  of  a  system  of 
pensions,  with  its  natural  correlative  of  a  slightly  lower  daily 
pay.  Finally,  he  broke  out  into  a  rough-hewn  peroration, 
in  which  he  challenged  any  man,  on  whichever  side  of  the 
House  he  sat,  to  come  out  into  the  open  and  say  that  the 
Government  were  not  having  an  honest  try  to  deal  with  a 
'  life  and  death  sort  of  a  question,'  and  he  denounced  in  an 
imperfect  figure  of  speech  those  who  would  '  turn  the  bodies 


356  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

of  the  slain,  white  men  or  brown  men,  into  a  stalking-horse 
for  the  ins  and  outs  to  fight  around.' 

Applause  from  the  Ministerial  Benches  greeted  him  as 
he  sat  down,  and  indeed  in  the  House  generally,  and  in  the 
galleries,  there  was,  for  the  time,  sympathy  for  the  speaker 
and  his  cause. 

The  House  then  adjourned  the  debate  for  a  fortnight, 
in  order  to  give  the  country  time  to  understand  '  the  startling 
proposals '  which  had  been  made,  as  Sir  Donald  termed 
them. 

The  great  question  of  reorganising  the  Rangers,  and 
particularly  of  pensions  or  no  pensions,  was  thus  fairly 
launched  before  the  people  of  Excelsior.  To  the  observer 
from  the  outside  of  politics  it  would  seem,  as  has  been  said, 
to  be  a  not  difficult  question.  The  force  ought  clearly  to 
be  placed  upon  a  sound  footing,  and  whatever  means  were 
best  for  securing  that  end  ought  obviously  to  be  taken. 
Any  clear-headed  practical  man  could  say  what  to  do,  after 
a  few  hours'  inquiry  into  the  facts.  But  the  simple-minded 
looker-on,  who  should  conclude  that  this  was  the  only,  or 
even  the  primary,  question  that  now  agitated  those  who  had 
to  deal  with  the  matter  would  be  misled  by  the  outward 
appearances  which  play  so  large  a  part  in  all  human  affairs, 
but  particularly  in  the  affairs  of  Government,  whatever  the 
form  of  Government  may  be — autocratic,  aristocratic,  or 
democratic.  There  were  factors  in  the  political  equation 
that  was  to  be  worked  out  quite  independent  of  any  plan 
for  organising  the  Rangers.  They  were  not  set  down  in 
black  and  white  in  the  sum,  but  nevertheless  they  were  there. 

Firstly,  there  was  the  standing  issue :  Liberals  versus 
Conservatives.  Could  the  Conservatives  be  defeated  on  this 
Border  Rangers  question  ?  If  so,  what  Liberal  can  hesitate 
about  securing  the  triumph  of  his  principles  ?  When  looked 
at  from  behind  the  scenes,  this  abstract  controversy  between 
the  Liberals  and  Conservatives  becomes  in  the  concrete  the 
question  whether  Sir  Donald  should  not  be  in  office  instead 
of  Mr.  Brereton.  And  here  again  a  variety  of  personal 
ambitions,  discontents,  grudges,  dislikes,  come  into  play,  and 
votes  are  given  for  reasons  quite  disconnected  with  the  best 
plan  for  reorganising  the  Rangers. 


vi  PARLIAMENT  357 

Then  there  was  the  dissatisfaction  of  some  of  the  great 
business  interests  of  the  Province  with  Mr.  Brereton.  The 
fact  that  Mr.  Dorland  and  the  Silver  power  distrusted  him 
on  the  Currency  question  was  not  a  logical  reason  for 
opposing  his  plan  for  dealing  with  the  Rangers,  but  yet  it 
might,  in  fact,  determine  several  votes  on  the  division. 
Added  to  this  was  the  hostility  of  many  of  the  country 
party  on  account  of  the  Premier's  obstinacy  about  Govern- 
ment aid  for  suppressing  the  rabbits.  The  fecundity  of 
rabbits  therefore  indirectly  influenced  the  result. 

Mingling  in  the  crisis,  too,  came  the  other  causes,  in- 
terests, platforms,  propaganda,  all  thinking  about  themselves 
more  than  about  the  Rangers — the  Temperance  party,  the 
Labour  party,  the  Socialists,  the  Capitalists,  the  City  interest, 
the  lately  victorious  Woman's  party.  Further,  there  was 
the  feeling  that  turn  about  is  fair  play.  And  had  not  Mr. 
Brereton  and  his  party  had  their  legitimate  turn  ?  This, 
again,  is  a  practical  rather  than  a  logical  reason  for  voting 
against  his  plan  for  reorganising  the  Rangers.  But  it  is  a 
reason. 

Still,  when  we  have  taken  into  account  all  these  different 
forces,  social  and  political,  we  have  not  yet  reached  the 
determining  factor  in  the  solution  of  this  problem.  That 
determining  factor  was,  in  truth,  none  other  than  Seeker 
Secretary. 

The  threatened  political  crisis  had  stimulated  Seeker 
Secretary  into  a  high  condition  of  activity,  much  in  the  way 
as  the  first  touch  of  summer  heat  sends  the  restless  flies 
buzzing  about  upon  their  mission  in  life.  His  immediate 
purpose  now  was  to  secure  the  adoption  and  passing  into 
law  of  his  Bill  for  classifying  the  State  Service,  the  principal 
proposals  of  which,  it  will  be  remembered,  he  had  mentioned 
to  our  politician  at  the  Brassville  interview.  He  would 
prefer  getting  his  Bill  from  the  Liberals,  for  he  was  a 
thorough  Liberal  in  all  things,  except  his  own  personal 
affairs,  but  he  would  much  rather  get  it  from  the  Conserva- 
tives than  not  get  it  at  all.  Whichever  party  would  give 
him  that  Bill  would  have  his  support  and  the  active  aid 
of  the  Association  and  the  organisation  that  it  commanded. 
That  organisation  was  spread  over  the  whole  Province. 


3$8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

This  being  the  position  of  Seeker  Secretary,  he  lost  no 
time,  after  hearing  the  Premier's  statement  introducing  the 
Rangers  Bill,  in  ascertaining  how  the  facts  stood  which 
would  determine  his  action.  He  respectfully  asked  for  an 
interview  with  the  Premier,  and  when  they  met,  in  a  defer- 
ential manner  begged  his  attention  for  the  session  just 
opened  to  the  Bill  to  Classify  the  Workers.  He  did  not 
make  the  least  reference  to  the  Rangers  Bill,  or  the  probable 
action  of  the  Opposition  with  regard  to  it.  Far  from  it,  he 
looked  frankly  into  Brereton's  honest  countenance,  as  he 
merely  asked  about  the  Classification  Bill,  and  expressed 
the  anxiety  of  the  Workers  '  to  know  their  fate,'  as  he 
expressed  it. 

William  Brereton  was  a  sanguine  man.  He  was  rather 
misled  by  the  good  reception  of  his  speech  introducing  his 
Bill.  He  believed  that  the  public  feeling  was  with  him  in 
regard  to  the  Rangers.  All  things  considered,  he  determined 
to  hold  by  what  he  had  said  when  Seeker  Secretary  last  saw 
him — that  the  rates  of  payments  and  increases  proposed  in 
the  Workers  Bill  he  could  not  '  swallow,'  but  as  to  some 
minor  points  of  the  regulations,  he  might  meet  them,  though 
'  he  would  say  straight  out  that  he  liked  the  tinkering  of  his 
own  Bill  better.' 

He  was  civil,  for  he  knew  Seeker's  power  ;  but  he  made 
so  little  actual  concession  that  at  last  that  gentleman  rose 
to  go,  with  the  feeling  that  he  had  small  hopes  from  the 
Government.  As  usual,  the  Premier  had  been  rather  dis- 
cursive in  his  observations.  So  Mr.  Seeker,  as  he  stood 
calmly  folding  up  the  two  Bills  which  had  been  the  subject 
of  the  conversation,  observed  with  an  aggrieved  look  : 

'  Why,  then,  Mr.  Premier,  I  think  the  only  remaining 
inquiry  I  have  to  make  is,  to  ask  in  what  terms  you  would 
like  me  to  present  your  answer,  as  Head  of  the  Government, 
to  the  respectful  request  of  the  State  workers  ? ' 

The  only  answer  that  honest  William  Brereton  could  sug- 
gest was  that  the  State  had  not  the  money  to  meet  their 
demands.  Where  was  it  ?  Did  they  expect  him  to  fill  a 
lucky  stocking  for  them,  so  that  they  should  find  all  they 
wanted  in  the  morning  ? 

'  Well,   then,   Mr.   Premier,   I   think   that    the   interview 


vi  PARLIAMENT  359 

that  you  have  done  me  the  honour  to  grant  me  may 
here  terminate,  and  that  I  may  respectfully  take  my  leave, 
with  many  thanks,'  observed  Seeker.  Brereton  briefly  said 
'  Bye-bye,'  as  he  waved  his  hand  in  adieu. 

As  the  Secretary  walked  slowly  away  from  the  Premier's 
office,  he  felt  that  he  could  not  calculate  upon  any  willing 
action  by  the  Government,  though  of  course  it  might  be 
possible  to  force  their  hand.  It  was  a  question  whether 
that  would  be  the  wiser  course,  or  whether  it  would  be 
better  to  join  Sir  Donald  MacLever  and  turn  them  out  on 
this  Pensions  issue.  It  was  important  then  to  know  what 
Sir  Donald  would  be  ready  to  do  about  the  Workers' 
Classification  Bill.  So  he  directed  his  steps  next  to  that 
honourable  gentleman's  office.  The  first  person  he  met 
there  was  Du  Tell,  who  informed  him  that  his  chief  had 
gone  to  the  country  for  a  brief  holiday,  being  somewhat 
indisposed  ;  but  he  was  going  up  to  see  him  next  day, 
and  would  carry  any  message  for  him  that  Mr.  Seeker  might 
like  to  send. 

Seeker  Secretary  was  aware  that  it  was  Sir  Donald's 
habit  to  make  himself  difficult  of  access  when  a  political 
crisis  was  impending ;  while  Du  Tell  was  always  in  the 
way  —  in  fact,  he  was  never  out  of  the  way — to  make 
statements,  which,  from  his  known  intimacy  with  his  chief, 
had  weight  with  the  public,  yet  were  not  binding  on  the 
principal.  Seeker  was  not  deceived  as  to  the  true  position 
of  affairs  ;  but,  after  a  moment's  hesitation,  resolved  that  it 
was  better  to  confide  to  Du  Tell  his  wish,  with  a  view  to 
future  action,  to  know  Sir  Donald's  attitude  to  the  Workers 
Bill.  Could  he,  Seeker,  tell  his  Executive  that  Sir  Donald 
was  right  on  the  Bill  ?  Du  Tell  assured  Seeker  that  Sir 
Donald  was  right;  but  that  he  would  see  the  Secretary 
when  he  got  back  to  town,  and  would  let  him  know 
particulars. 

The  two  friends  parted — for,  personally,  friends  they  were 
— each  understanding  the  position  of  the  other  in  this 
negotiation  ;  and  a  couple  of  days  later  Du  Tell  was  back 
in  town,  and  met  Seeker  Secretary  with  the  satisfactory 
intelligence  that  he  had  seen  Sir  Donald,  and,  just  as  he 
anticipated,  he  was  liberal  on  the  Workers  Bill.  Of  course, 


360  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

he  (Du  Tell)  could  not  give  pledges  on  details,  as  he  had 
not  a  copy  of  Seeker's  Bill  with  him,  but  as  to  justice  to  the 
State  workers,  he  might  be  relied  upon  for  it.  The  Secretary 
asked  a  few  general  questions,  apparently  for  information, 
but  really  to  get  time  to  think  whether  it  would  be  worth 
while  to  try  to  exact  a  more  specific  pledge.  Then  he 
warmly  pressed  Du  Tell's  hand,  thanked  him  for  his  valued 
service,  and  took  his  departure,  only  remarking — 

'  It  is  pleasant  to  deal  with  honourable  men,  Mr.  Du  Tell. 
I  take  to  them  naturally.' 

He  went  straight  to  the  central  office  of  the  State 
Workers'  Association,  and  passed  through  the  outer  rooms 
into  his  private  apartment,  saying  to  the  messenger  in  a 
peremptory  tone,  as  he  passed,  '  Let  no  one  disturb  me. 
He  sat  down  at  his  desk,  and  swung  round  in  his  revolving 
chair  in  an  unconscious  sort  of  way,  till  the  handsome 
portrait  of  Major  Stephen  Trounce,  the  Chairman  of  the 
Association,  which  was  hanging  on  the  wall,  faced  him  as  he 
turned.  To  any  one  then  able  to  look  into  the  room  un- 
observed, it  would  have  seemed  as  though  he  was  intently 
studying  the  aristocratic  features  of  the  Major.  But,  as  a 
fact,  he  was  not  thinking  of  the  Major  at  all — did  not  even 
realise  that  his  portrait  was  before  him.  He  was  deeply 
cogitating  over  the  question  whether  it  would  be  wiser  for 
the  State  workers  to  join  Sir  Donald  and  put  out  the  Govern- 
ment on  the  Pensions  question,  or  to  use  their  power  in 
the  House  to  keep  Brereton  in,  to  let  him  know  this  and 
exact  the  best  terms  from  him.  He  had  to  decide  at  once, 
and  he  knew  that  his  decision  was  that  of  the  Association. 

Seeker  felt  some  difficulty  in  making  up  his  mind. 
True,  he  mused,  old  Brereton  won't  now  agree  to  what  I 
want,  but  though  he  is  an  honest  sort  of  fellow,  yet  all  men 
have  an  eye  to  the  main  chance,  and  if  I  can  persuade  him 
that  I  have  a  majority  of  members  for  my  Bill,  he  might 
come  to  some  compromise  rather  than  be  beaten  by  Sir 
Donald.  But  I  am  not  sure  about  Sir  Donald,  if  he  was 
once  firmly  seated.  Still,  Brereton  has  absolutely  refused 
my  demands.  All  new  Governments  are  pliable  at  first. 
Brereton  has  been  in  for  the  natural  term  of  a  Government  ; 
would  it  not  be  wise  to  make  friends  with  the  coming  party  ? 


vi  PARLIAMENT  361 

I  may  not  trust  Sir  Donald,  but  then  it  would  be  to  his 
interest  to  work  with  me.  And  what  a  lesson  to  politicians 
to  turn  out  the  Government  ostensibly  on  the  Rangers  Bill, 
but  to  let  it  be  understood  that  it  was  really  because  they 
refused  justice  to  the  State  workers  ?  Finally,  the  Opposition 
would  certainly  raise  the  cry  against  Pensions,  and  could  he 
refuse  to  join  it  ?  And,  on  the  other  hand,  what  a  capital 
cry  it  would  be — and  shall  be,  he  concluded,  bringing  down 
his  hand  emphatically,  it  so  happened,  on  the  bell  on  the 
table,  which  he  had  not  noticed,  as  he  was  still  gazing  uncon- 
sciously at  the  portrait  of  Major  Trounce. 

The  messenger  promptly  came  to  the  door,  and  stood 
waiting  for  orders.  The  fate  of  both  Rangers  Bill  and 
Ministry  was  sealed  on  the  stroke  of  that  bell.  Seeker,  in 
his  calm,  measured  tone,  instructed  the  man  to  go  round  to 
the  Public  Offices  to  Major  Trounce,  and  ask  when  it  would 
be  convenient  to  him  to  see  the  Secretary.  Soon  the 
answer  came  back  from  the  Major  that  he  would  himself 
call  upon  Mr.  Seeker  after  office  hours  ;  and  when  the  two 
met  later  in  the  afternoon,  it  was  arranged  that  the  Execu- 
tive should  be  summoned  without  delay  to  finally  settle  the 
draft  of  the  Bill  to  regulate  the  State  workers.  At  the 
meeting  of  the  Executive  the  proceedings  were  private  ;  but 
it  was  understood  that  the  details  of  the  Bill  took  a  long 
time  to  finally  settle. 

However  this  might  be,  what  was  certain  was,  that 
immediately  after  the  meeting  a  strong  opposition  to  the 
Government  measure  for  reorganising  the  Border  Rangers 
seemed  to  spring  up  spontaneously  and  simultaneously  in 
a  number  of  different  directions. 

The  Sweet -Brier  had  hitherto  opposed  the  Bill,  but 
not  in  its  really  fierce  style.  Now  it  came  out  with  one 
of  those  scalping  articles  that  its  readers  so  much  admired, 
which  was  said  to  be  written  by  Mons.  Froessolecque  him- 
self, but  discerning  readers  held  it  must  have  been  from  the 
pen  of  even  a  greater  man  than  Mons.  Froessolecque.  As 
Slater  Scully  remarked  when  he  read  it,  it  came  refresh- 
ingly straight  from  the  shoulder.  It  called  loudly  on  the 
country  to  take  vengeance  on  a  Government  whose  policy 
unblushingly  disclosed  the  twin  monsters  of  Despotism  and 


362  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Corruption — the  corrupt  Pension  system  of  England  together 
with  the  autocratic  militarism  of  Germany. 

The  note  thus  sounded  by  the  Sweet-Brier  was  faithfully 
repeated  by  a  number  of  journals  throughout  the  Province, 
who  made  it  a  point  to  be  on  the  Liberal  side  of  every 
question  once  it  was  declared  by  the  Sweet-Brier  what  the 
Liberal  side  was.  Meetings  were  organised  ;  speeches  were 
made  ;  statistics  were  furnished  ;  figures  spoke  as  they  were 
wanted  to.  At  a  vast  mass  gathering  in  the  City  Hall,  Mr. 
Du  Tell,  having  apologised  for  the  absence  of  Sir  Donald 
MacLever  owing  to  a  cold,  made  an  impressive  speech, 
announcing  that  the  issue  before  the  people  was  whether 
their  industry  was  to  be  mortgaged  for  all  time  to  provide 
pensions  for  Billy  Brereton's  nominees.  Mr.  Theodore 
Bunker,  M.P.  for  Leadville,  concluded  a  stirring  oration  by 
assuring  his  hearers  that  the  people  from  his  side  of  the 
country  would  rise  as  one  man  and  fight  to  the  last  man 
against  the  nefarious  and  mediaeval  proposals  of  the  Govern- 
ment. What  the  last  epithet  meant,  many  in  the  hall  were 
not  clear,  yet  it  was  felt  to  be  effective.  But  the  impas- 
sioned speech  of  the  evening  was  made  by  Mr.  Slater 
Scully,  the  Member  for  Biggleswade.  He  declared  that  at 
last  the  old  Tories  had  been  and  done  it :  had  brought  the 
poisoned  arrow  out  of  the  quiver,  the  stone  from  the  sling, 
the  bolt  from  the  blue.  The  Pension  system  was  to  be 
inaugurated  in  Excelsior :  the  corrupt  pension  systems  of 
Europe  in  their  fair  Province.  The  brow  of  the  country 
grew  pale  at  the  proposals  openly  avowed  to  adopt  in  their 
fair  new  land  the  worst  devices  of  the  worn-out  countries  of 
the  old  world.  Let  the  men  of  Excelsior,  nay,  let  the  lately 
enfranchised  women,  the  one  in  their  might,  the  other  in 
their  loveliness,  arise  as  one  man  and  declare  in  tones  of 
thunder  that  they  would  never  be  enslaved  in  this,  their 
native  land,  by  one  of  the  most  hoary  abuses  of  the  old 
world. 

Other  inspiriting  addresses  were  delivered,  and  at  the 
close  a  vote  of  thanks  to  the  council  for  the  use  of  the  hall 
was  moved  by  our  old  acquaintance,  Mr.  Meeks,  the  late 
Member  for  Brassville.  He  was  brief,  but  said  with  emotion 
that  though  at  present  retired  from  politics,  his  soul  was  so 


vi  PARLIAMENT  363 

stirred  by  the  daring  nature  of  the  recent  proposals  of  the 
Government  that  he  could  hold  his  peace  no  longer.  They 
knew  that  he  was  a  man  of  few  words,  and  quiet  words  too, 
but  he  felt  his  spirit  so  moved  by  the  monstrous  evils  which 
they  were  threatened  with,  that  he  was  afraid  himself  of 
getting  beyond  his  own  control  if  he  did  not  sit  down  with- 
out saying  all  he  felt,  which  accordingly  he  did. 

Other  meetings  throughout  the  Province  followed,  and 
the  public  mind  gradually  got  agitated,  like  the  sea,  by  the 
process  of  continued  blowing  upon  it.  It  was  coming  home 
to  all  politicians  that  they  must  be  up  and  doing  upon  this 
burning  question.  Among  others,  it  was  coming  home  to 
our  politician.  What  was  his  attitude  with  regard  to  it  ?  He 
was  inexperienced,  and  had  started  by  considering  the  ques- 
tion upon  its  own  merits,  just  as  a  man  outside  of  politics 
might  have  done.  Thus  considered,  it  appeared  to  be  plain 
enough.  The  plan  of  General  Dowden  seemed  well  adapted 
to  secure  the  desired  end — the  proper  control  of  the  Rangers. 
It  was,  in  fact,  upon  the  lines  that  any  business  man  or 
business  institution  would  have  adopted  in  similar  circum- 
stances. He  did  not  know  the  inner  history  of  the  fierce 
agitation  that  had  sprung  up  against  the  Bill  ;  nor  had  he 
realised  the  political  aspect  of  the  subject — the  need  of  turn- 
ing out  Brereton,  and  the  excellent  cry  for  such  a  purpose 
that  the  proposals  for  pensions  might  be  made  to  serve. 
This  had  not  occurred  to  him,  and,  as  he  was  in  the  habit 
of  saying  what  he  thought,  he  soon  found  himself  drawn 
into  an  embarrassing  position,  from  which  he  could  extricate 
himself  only  by  recanting  views  that  he  had  openly  ex- 
pressed, and  which  he  did  hold.  He  had,  in  fact,  forgotten 
Quiggle's  advice,  to  keep  her  free.  We  can  only  stand  by 
and  wish  him  a  safe  deliverance. 

He  now  frequently  went  to  the  Opposition  Room  at  the 
House,  for  the  purpose  of  meeting  with  his  brother  Members 
and  discussing  the  impending  crisis  with  them.  Here  he 
found  waiting  for  him  daily  his  bundle  of  letters.  Dealing 
with  these  was  always  a  perplexing  business  for  him. 

'  What  a  bother  these  letters  from  constituents  are  ! '  he 
involuntarily  exclaimed,  as  the  jovial  presence  of  Slater 
Scully  presented  itself  at  the  door. 


364  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  That  they  are,  my  friend,  if  you  make  them  so  ;  but 
they  are  not  if  you  don't  make  them  so,'  cheerily  replied 
that  legislator,  with  glances  towards  Frankfort  that  might  be 
termed  glowing  ;  for  he  wore  large  gold-rimmed  spectacles 
that  appeared  to  be  of  high  magnifying  power.  His  eyes 
looked  large  and  mellow  behind  them. 

'Why,  Mr.  Scully '  began  our  politician. 

'  Slater  Scully,  if  you  please,'  interposed  the  bearer  of 
that  name.  He  attached  importance  to  the  Slater,  as  it  in- 
dicated his  connection,  remote  though  it  was,  with  the  family 
of  the  famous  fox-hunting  Slaters  in  his  native  Ireland. 

'  Oh,  I  beg  pardon — Mr.  Slater  Scully.  You'll  excuse 
me,  I  know.  But  how  can  you  avoid  the  trouble  of  these 
letters  ? ' 

'  Simple  as  lying,  my  good  sir.  Do  as  I  do.  Only 
open  your  box  once  a  month.  Then  you  will  find  one- 
third  of  the  letters  have  settled  themselves  ;  another  third, 
concerning  subscriptions,  you  couldn't,  at  least  I  couldn't, 
settle  whenever  I  opened  them  ;  and  as  for  the  third 
third ' 

'  Yes,  the  other  third  ! '  exclaimed  Frankfort,  laughing. 

'  Well,  as  to  the  third  third,  I  send,  in  reply,  answers 
mainly  composed  of  imprecations  on  the  red-tapeism,  delays, 
bungling,  haggling,  belated  doings  and  dilatory  transactions  of 
an  unpunctual,  postliminious,  and  utterly  Tory  Government. 
The  two  or  three  things  of  real  importance  will  have  kept, 
and  you  can  fix  them  up  then,  if  they  are  fixable,  you  see.' 

And  Slater  Scully  glared  on  our  politician  in  a  confi- 
dential manner. 

'  Truly,  not  a  bad  way  either  ;  but  are  your  constituents 
satisfied  ? ' 

1  My  constituents  ?  Of  course  they  are,  or  would  I  be 
here  to-day  to  tell  the  tale  ?  Every  now  and  then  I  give 
the  noble  men  of  Biggleswade — and  now  the  dear  women 
will  have  it  too — a  harangue  of  a  thrilling  nature  on  some 
question  that  touches  them  up,  like  this  Pensions  business  ; 
or  on  the  imperious  need  of  at  once  constructing  a  railway 
out  of  their  town  to  nowhere  in  particular,  as  a  distinctly 
national  work;  or,  if  there  is  none  such  to  the  fore,  then 
something  on  the  primeval  and  inalienable  rights  of  men  in 


vi  PARLIAMENT  365 

general — and  now  of  women — to  carry  out  their  own  en- 
lightened wills  in  all  things,  and  they  forget  about  their 
letters  for  the  time.  When  you  are  a  bit  longer  in  the  yard 
here,  you'll  find  out  all  about  it' 

And  Slater  Scully  looked  tenderly  on  our  politician 
through  his  spectacles,  as  feeling  for  a  beginner.  Then 
wheeling  round  in  his  chair,  he  exclaimed,  with  emphasis — 
'  Grand  topic,  these  blessed  pensions.' 

'  But,  do  you  know,  Mr.  Slater  Scully,'  said  our  politician, 
not  wishing  to  have  his  position  misunderstood,  '  I  am  afraid 
I  must  differ  from  you  there.  I  saw  the  report  of  your 
eloquent  speech  at  the  City  Hall.  I  must  confess  that  the 
Government  plan  seems  to  me  to  be  fair  enough.' 

Slater  Scully  looked  round  at  him  with  some  surprise  in 
his  countenance,  which  soon,  however,  gave  way  to  a  musing, 
contemplative  look  as  he  exclaimed — '  Differ  from  me,  dear 
friend  ?  Or  I  differ  from  you  ?  Wherefore  ?  Can  indi- 
vidualistic differences  have  place  in  the  even  tramp  of 
heroes  marching  in  the  same  regiment  ?  Do  differences 
exist?  As  to  that  I  never  administer  interrogatories.  The 
question  is,  to  be  or  not  to  be  in  the  ranks  ?  There's  the 
respect  that  makes  the  sea  of  troubles  of  so  long  political 
life  to  the  euphemistic  politician.'  And  Slater  Scully  went 
out  to  the  verandah  to  have  a  quiet  cigar. 

Our  politician,  in  his  amused  interest  in  Slater  Scully's 
frank  exposition  of  his  principles  and  confused  metaphors, 
had  not  noticed  Mr.  Du  Tell  coming  into  the  room.  Turn- 
ing round  he  found  that  Honourable  Member's  keen  eyes 
peering  down  his  neck,  apparently,  as  he  stood  behind  him. 

'  Government  plan  fair  enough  ?  '  he  repeated  interroga- 
tively to  Frankfort.  Du  Tell  had  already  some  experience  of 
Frankfort's  impracticable  way  of  conducting  himself,  but  was 
quite  taken  aback  by  hearing,  in  the  very  Opposition  Room 
itself,  a  distinct  avowal  that  the  Government  plan  was  fair. 
He  knew  that  Sir  Donald  calculated  positively  on  putting 
out  Brereton  and  Company,  as  he,  rather  gaily  for  him, 
phrased  it  ;  and  as  for  himself,  he  was  already  considering 
what  office  he  had  the  best  chance  of  getting  in  the  new 
Ministry.  He  scarcely  knew  how  to  proceed  with  such  an 
unusual  and  also  dangerous  display  of  mutiny  in  the  ranks. 


366  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

At  this  moment  the  deep  tones  of  Sir  Donald  Mac- 
Lever's  voice  were  heard  on  the  verandah  complimenting 
Mr.  Slater  Scully  on  his  last  speech  on  the  great  Pensions 
issue,  and  congratulating  that  gentleman  and  some  other 
Members  who  were  standing  around  on  the  near  triumph  that 
was  in  store  for  their  principles.  He  now  entered  the  room 
and  greeted  our  politician  with  more  cordiality  than  usual. 
This  was  no  time  for  private  likes  and  dislikes.  Having 
recovered  from  his  recent  cold,  he  was  now  busy  gathering 
his  party  together  for  the  coming  struggle.  He  was  not, 
perhaps,  more  amiable  than  before,  but  he  was  ever  prudent. 
He  therefore  greeted  Frankfort  with  some  cordiality,  and  in 
a  mode  slightly  hilarious. 

'  Why,  yes,  I  rather  think  it  is  done  this  time,'  he 
remarked,  continuing  the  thread  of  what  he  had  been  saying 
outside — '  I  think  it  is  done  this  time.  As  for  the  Honour- 
able William  Brereton,  sometimes  irreverently  styled  Billy 
Brereton,  B.B.,  we  may  promote  him  in  the  alphabet,  and 
declare  him  now  D.D.,  with  a  dash.' 

And  he  did  smile,  relaxing  into  unwonted  cheerfulness 
at  the  prospect,  and  evidently  enjoying  his  ponderous  joke. 

'  But,  sir,  here's  the  Professor  approves  the  Government 
plan,  and  says  that  it  is  fair  enough,'  remarked,  or  rather 
gasped  out,  Du  Tell. 

The  style  of  Slater  Scully  could  not  exaggerate  the 
sudden  fall  in  the  countenance  of  Sir  Donald  as  he  heard 
these  few  words  from  his  faithful  henchman.  He  saw  the 
seriousness  of  the  position.  For  though  there  was  much 
noisy  feeling  abroad  about  the  Government  Bill,  there  was 
also,  and  still  to  be  dealt  with,  the  good  sense  of  the  country, 
that  cared  little  for  the  party  aspect  of  the  question.  In 
the  House  of  Representatives  this  element  was  fairly  strong; 
so  that,  while  he  spoke  to  his  followers  in  confident  tones, 
he,  in  fact,  expected  to  have  only  a  small  majority  against 
the  Bill.  This  odd-man-out  might  possibly  influence  two  or 
three  votes  to  support  the  Government  proposal,  and  then 
where  would  the  majority  be  ?  Three  going  from  one  side 
to  the  other  counted  on  a  division  as  six.  The  prospect 
was  serious. 

So  Sir  Donald  composed  his  features  as  well  as  he  could 


vi  PARLIAMENT  367 

into  their  usual  staid  and  slightly  scornful  aspect,  and  sitting 
down  as  if  proposing  to  enter  fully  into  the  question, 
observed  to  Frankfort,  in  a  tone  of  constrained  quiet — 
1  Why,  what's  the  matter  ?  Not  going  to  join  the  enemy 
on  the  day  of  battle,  I  presume  ?  ' 

'  To  tell  the  truth,  Sir  Donald,  I  had  not  given  much 
attention  to  the  effect  of  the  question  on  the  Government's 
position.  Some  time  ago  I  became  acquainted  with  the  de- 
moralised condition  of  the  Rangers,  and  the  loss  of  life  thereby ; 
something  must  be  done,  and  certainly  the  Government  pro- 
posals seem  to  me  at  least  to  deserve  candid  consideration.' 

'  Candid  consideration  ? '  Sir  Donald  repeated  in  a  tone 
partly  satirical,  partly  scornful. 

Rather  roused  by  this  manner  of  treating  a  question  of 
urgent  public  need,  our  politician  was  recapitulating  in  an 
earnest  manner  the  gravity  of  the  evil  that  had  to  be 
grappled  with,  the  absolute  need  of  doing  something,  and 
the  really  superficial  nature  of  the  objections  raised  against 
the  present  proposals,  when  Sir  Donald,  stooping  down 
nearer  to  him,  as  if  desirous  to  impress  some  obvious  fact 
upon  a  stupid  mind,  and  thus  prevent  waste  of  time  by 
useless  talk,  said  in  a  slow,  imperious  tone — '  My  good  sir, 
can't  you  see  that  the  people  are  in  no  humour  for  pensions?' 

Before  our  politician  could  answer,  the  conversation  was 
interrupted  by  the  bending  figure  and  soft  voice  of  Walter 
Crane,  who  had  slid  quietly  into  the  room,  and  presented 
himself  at  Sir  Donald's  elbow. 

'  Beg  pardon,  yer  Honer,'  he  said,  addressing  Sir  Donald, 
and  bringing  his  head  down  near  the  table — '  beg  pardon  ; 
his  Excellency  the  Minister  sent  me  to  tell  yer  Honer  that 
he  and  the  Honerable  Mr.  Dorland  and  the  mining  depu- 
tation are  waiting  as  soon  as  yer  Honer  can  come  over.' 

'  Tell  the  Minister  that  I  will  be  over  directly.  I  have 
promised  my  friend  Dorland — your  President,  by  the  way — 
to  introduce  this  deputation  on  the  mining  difficulty,'  he 
said,  turning  to  Frankfort,  and  concealing  his  feelings  as 
well  as  he  could.  He  felt  that  it  would  be  wiser  not  to 
break  absolutely  with  our  politician  till  he  had  exhausted 
all  possible  means  of  influencing  him,  or  at  least  restrain- 
ing his  adverse  action.  So,  as  he  left,  he  added  :  '  This 


368  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

interesting  discussion  must  stand  adjourned  till  a  later 
day.  Meanwhile,  both  you  and  I  still  belong  to  the  Liberal 
party,  do  we  not  ? ' 

As  Du  Tell  hurried  after  him,  he  had  only  time  to  send 
one  Parthian  glance  of  scrutiny  at  the  mutineer,  as  he  half- 
whispered  to  him  :  '  That's  the  point,  you  see.  Same  party 
both  belong  to.  A  party  can't  move  different  ways  at  the 
same  time,  can  it  ? ' 

'  Certainly  not,  Mr.  Du  Tell — certainly  not,'  answered 
our  politician,  acknowledging  to  himself  that  there  was  no 
denying  that  proposition. 

As  the  day  approached  for  the  debate  to  be  renewed  on 
the  Pensions  Bill,  as  the  Government  measure  was  adroitly 
designated  by  the  Opposition,  Frankfort  was  made  more 
and  more  sensible  of  the  attention  that  a  good  many  people 
were  devoting  to  the  action  that  he  proposed  to  adopt  with 
regard  to  it.  He  early  had  a  note  from  Quiggle  begging 
him  to  keep  her  free,  so  as  to  be  able  to  bear  up  a  bit,  and 
tack  if  necessary.  Meeks  had  just  paid  a  flying  visit  to  his 
old  constituents,  and  had  created  a  favourable  impression  by 
the  fervid  language  in  which  he  had  denounced  the  old- 
world  abuse  of  pensions  at  some  committee  meetings  that 
he  had  attended.  Miss  Gazelle,  as  Honorary  Secretary  for 
the  Liberal  Persons  Club  (both  sexes),  forwarded  a  copy  of 
the  resolutions  that  the  Liberal  Persons  had  unanimously 
adopted,  expressing  their  '  lively  hope  and  fervid  trust '  that 
the  fair  Province  of  Excelsior  was  not  coming  under  the 
Pensions  Blight.  There  was  a  confidential  note  from  his 
uncle,  Mr.  Fairlie,  telling  him  that  the  popular  feeling  in  his 
constituency  was  all  against  a  Pensions  system  ;  and  one 
from  Mr.  Lamborn,  congratulating  him  on  the  excellent 
chance  that  now  offered  of  getting  in  a  Government  that 
would  do  more  for  the  Rabbit  suppression  and  the  country 
districts.  Old  Karl  Brumm  sent  him  a  cutting  from  the 
Trumpeter,  which  contained  a  quotation  from  the  English 
Black  Book,  wherein  were  revealed  the  iniquities  of  the 
Pension  system  of  the  old  land,  showing  in  detail  the  vast 
sums  disposed  of  in  that  way,  and  for  what  services  they 
were  many  of  them  originally  granted.  Under  the  extract 
Mr.  Brumm  wrote  only  '  Ecce  signum! 


vi  PARLIAMENT  369 

Jacob  Shumate  wrote  at  some  length,  reminding  our 
politician  of  the  great  pension  scandal  which  he  had  ex- 
posed in  his  presence  at  Glooscap,  and  begging  merely  to 
observe  that  it  was  now,  at  last,  made  apparent  why  the 
Minister  had  refused  to  stop  that  malversation  of  the 
municipal  funds,  since  at  the  very  time  his  Government  was 
arranging  for  a  more  extensive  plan  of  public  plunder  of 
its  own. 

Even  Neal  Nickerson,  the  schoolmaster,  who  generally 
differed  from  his  neighbours,  this  time  agreed  with  them, 
and  wrote  to  Frankfort  reminding  him  of  what  he  termed 
the  standard  definition  of  a  pensioner — '  A  slave  of  State 
hired  by  a  stipend  to  obey  his  master.'  Finally,  there  was  a 
kind  note  from  Mrs.  Lamborn,  this  time  all  written  by  her- 
self, as  Miss  Lamborn  was,  she  mentioned,  away  for  a  few 
days  staying  with  the  Le  Fanus,  asking  him  to  spend  some 
of  the  approaching  Christmas  holidays  with  them.  But  she 
too  alluded  to  the  crisis.  She  had  no  idea  what  all  the 
excitement  was  about,  or  what  Mr.  Lamborn  and  Mr. 
Hedger  and  Mr.  Le  Fanu  were  so  eager  for,  but  she  hoped 
that  Frankfort  would  distinguish  himself,  and  make  a  long 
speech,  and  put  out  What's-his-name  and  the  Government, 
and  become  Premier  himself,  and  end  by  getting  a  peerage, 
like  Lord  Kilgour. 

About  this  time  it  so  happened  that  Mr.  Borland  asked 
him  to  lunch  quietly  with  them  on  a  Saturday.  When  he 
came  he  found  it  was  indeed  only  a  quiet  lunch,  as  there  was 
no  one  there  but  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Borland.  The  President  was 
graver  than  usual.  When  lunch  was  over,  Mr.  Borland  asked 
him  to  come  into  the  library  to  see  some  new  classical  books 
that  had  just  arrived,  and  when  they  had  turned  over  the 
books,  conversation  naturally  verged  from  mere  records  of 
the  past  to  the  events  of  the  present,  and  to  the  crisis  that 
was  now  becoming  acute  in  the  political  world  of  Excelsior. 

'  I  am  told,'  said  the  President  in  his  most  deliberate 
manner,  '  that  the  thing  is  closer  than  they  thought,  owing  to 
all  the  Bordermen  having  to  go  for  the  Bill,  pension  or  no 
pension.  To  tell  you  the  truth,  Professor,  I  hear  that  it 
very  much  depends  on  yourself.  I  have  heard  a  rumour  of 
your  supporting  Brereton.  If  so,  three  or  four  others  may 

VOL.  I  2  B 


370  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

want    an    excuse  for   doing   the   same,  and   Sir   Donald  is 
out  of  it.' 

Frankfort  was  surprised  to  find  how  he  was  getting 
involved  in  this  apparently  simple  Pension  question,  and 
forced  either  into  a  position  of  political  difficulty  or  to  dis- 
avow the  opinions  that  he  had  already  declared,  and  which 
he  sincerely  held.  He  could  not  be  false  to  his  own  con- 
victions, so  he  made  a  direct  answer  to  the  President's 
indirect  appeal. 

'  As  to  supporting  Brereton,  that  is  rather  a  misleading 
way  to  put  it.  I  vote  for  the  Bill  because  I  think  it  is  in  the 
main  right.  I  see  no  objection  to  a  sensible  system  of  pen- 
sions, as  they  are  the  best  means  for  securing  what  we  want.' 

'  No  more  do  I,  Professor.  I  adopt  it  in  my  own  busi- 
ness. But  that's  not  exactly  the  point  In  politics  we 
must  look  a  little  abroad,  and  a  bit  ahead.  The  fact  is, 
that  the  question  of  all  for  Excelsior  now  is  the  looming 
Silver  question  :  I,  you,  all  of  us  are  concerned  in  it.  In 
fact,'  continued  the  President,  bending  forward  and  bringing 
his  open  hand  down  on  the  table,  as  he  looked  in  his  solid 
way  at  Frankfort — 'the  fact  is  that  the  University  very 
much  depends  on  it ' 

'  Upon  what,  Mr.  Borland  ? '  inquired  our  politician. 

'  Upon  silver  keeping  its  value.' 

'  Really  ? ' 

'  Yes,  Professor  ;  if  something  cannot  be  done  to  check 
the  depreciation,  how  can  we  maintain  our  present  establish- 
ment ?  How  is  it  to  done  ? ' 

'  To  be  sure,  the  fees  are  so  low  ;  they  could  not  do  it 
without  the  endowment,'  replied  Frankfort. 

'Just  so.  Low  fees  are  the  popular  thing — the  right 
thing.  The  public  want  everything  good,  by  all  means,  and 
without  paying  for  it  It  is  all  right  if  some  one  will  en- 
dow you,  and'  added  the  President  emphatically,  '  if  the 
endowments  keep  up  their  value.' 

'  But,  may  I  ask,  Mr.  Borland,  how  this  question,  serious 
as  it  is,  affects  the  Bill  for  regulating  the  Rangers  ? ' 

'  Even  thus,  my  friend.  Sir  Donald  and  the  Liberals 
are  the  only  party  that  are  strong  enough  to  handle  the 
Currency  question.  That,  by  the  way,'  the  President  added 


vi  PARLIAMENT  371 

in  a  confidential  manner,  '  is  why  I  was  so  pleased  when 
you  entered  Parliament  as  a  Liberal.  Sir  Donald,  you  see, 
cannot  take  up  Silver  for  any  good  unless  he  has  power.  If 
he  loses  next  week,  Brereton  is  as  good  as  in  for  the  next 
four  years.  Where,  then,  is  Silver  ?  Nay,  where  our  Uni- 
versity endowments  ?  You  see,  there  is  more  in  these 
political  issues  than  often  meets  the  eye.  The  real  point  is 
to  get  Sir  Donald  in.  The  thing  is  serious.' 

'  It  has  also  a  serious  aspect  for  me,  Mr.  Dorland.  Am 
I  to  vote  a  useful  and  necessary  reform  to  be  bad  in  order 
to  get  Sir  Donald  in  ?  ' 

'  If  thereby  you  can  secure  a  greater  good  !  Let  me 
ask  you,  Professor,  one  question,'  continued  the  President. 
'  Do  you  say  that  in  politics  you  are  to  do  only  what  you 
personally  fancy  ? ' 

'  The  question  is  getting  rather  spread  out,  Mr.  Dorland. 
The  issue  before  me  is,  that  here  is  a  good  bill  for  a  neces- 
sary public  object ;  am  I  to  vote  against  it  simply  to  defeat 
Brereton  ? ' 

The  President  was  about  reiterating  the  point  that 
pressed  on  him,  the  absolute  need  of  silver  keeping  up, 
when  Mrs.  Dorland  came  quietly  into  the  room,  busy,  in 
homely  fashion,  with  her  knitting,  to  ask  whether  she  should 
send  them  in  tea  or  coffee.  She  also  felt  some  natural 
curiosity  to  know  what  the  discussion  was  about,  of  which 
she  heard  the  refrain  in  the  drawing-room.  She  knew  from 
her  husband's  manner  that  there  was  something  of  conse- 
quence in  hand.  The  President,  who  made  a  confidante  of 
his  wife  in  most  affairs  (except  those  which  concerned 
finance),  as  she  came  in  exclaimed  in  a  half-jocular  manner 
— '  See  here,  Lizzie,  here  is  the  Professor  going  to  upset  his 
party  on  the  Pensions  Bill  and  to  support  the  Government.' 

'  Why  ? '  she  asked  in  a  quiet,  precise  manner. 

'  Because  he  likes  pensions.' 

'  That's  not  it,  Mrs.  Dorland,'  Frankfort  interposed.  '  It's 
because  I  want  to  give  a  true  vote.' 

'  Against  your  party  ? '  inquired  Mrs.  Dorland.  She 
always  accepted  her  husband's  politics. 

'Well,  Mrs.  Dorland,  if  my  party  is  wrong?' 

'  Ah,  what  is  your  answer  to  that,  Lizzie  ? '  said  Dorland, 


372  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

partly  forgetting  his  vexation  in  his  quiet  amusement  at  his 
wife's  intervention. 

'Well,  what  /  say  is'  (dig  of  the  right-hand  knitting- 
needle  on  '  / ') — what  /  say  is,  that  I  would  be  a  sheep  or  I 
would  be  a  goat,  but  I  wouldn't  be  a  straggler*  (dig  on 
'  straggler '). 

'  Ye  hear  now,'  said  the  President  with  a  grave  laugh. 
1  So  that's  all  you  have  got  to  say,  Lizzie  ? ' 

'  All,  except  that  I  want  to  know  whether  I  will  send 
you  in  tea  or  coffee.  But  perhaps  you  can't  make  up  your 
minds  about  that '  (dig  on  '  that '). 

'  Oh  now,  my  dear,  don't  be  too  hard  on  us.  We  will 
come  in  to  you,  and  you  shall  decide  what  we  shall 
take.' 

The  President  thought  it  better  to  push  the  dispute  no 
further  then,  but  to  end  as  pleasantly  as  possible  ;  and  soon 
the  three  were  seated  over  their  coffee,  talking  about  the 
new  books  that  they  had  just  been  looking  at  in  the  library. 

When  the  House  met  again  to  resume  the  debate,  Sir 
Donald  spoke  briefly.  He  was  satisfied  that  the  Government 
would,  notwithstanding  Frankfort's  defection,  be  defeated  by 
a  small  majority,  and  that  therefore  he  would  have  the  task 
afterwards  of  dealing  with  the  Rangers  himself.  So  he  was 
careful  not  to  say  in  too  explicit  a  manner  what  ought  to  be 
done  ;  but  rather  to  indulge  in  general,  though  emphatic, 
condemnation  of  the  Government  and  all  its  ways.  He  was 
particularly  severe  in  his  denunciation  of  the  Premier's  object 
in  bringing  in  the  Bill  at  all,  which  he  declared  was  mere 
popularity-hunting,  because  there  was  some  excitement  about 
the  disturbances  on  the  Border — a  repetition,  in  fact,  of  the 
Woman's  question.  But,  while  reprobating  the  Ministerial 
proposals,  he  only  incidentally  condemned  Pensions  ;  in  fact, 
only  condemned  them  as  proposed  in  the  Bill  before  the 
House,  and  left  it  vague  what  particular  aspect  of  Pensions 
he  referred  to.  '  Do  we  want  an  aristocratic  system  of 
Pensions  here — an  old  Tory  scheme  for  them  ? '  he  inquired. 
He  concluded  his  speech  by  moving  an  amendment  that  the 
House  declined  to  saddle  the  country  with  an  ill-regulated 
and  wasteful  Pension  system,  or  to  trust  a  reactionary 
Government  with  the  management  of  the  important  interests 


vi  PARLIAMENT  373 

at  stake.  He  left  it  to  the  lesser  men  who  would  speak 
after  him  to  raise  the  direct  cry  against  all  Pensions. 

Honest  William  Brereton  then  made  a  short  but  warm 
speech,  the  main  feature  of  which  was  a  denunciation  of  the 
evasive  nature  of  Sir  Donald's  position.  He  vindicated  his 
Bill,  and  forcibly  denounced  the  evils  that  beset  the  present 
management  of  the  Rangers.  But  the  chief  and  the  exciting 
part  of  his  speech  was  directed  towards  exposing  '  the 
baneful,  tortuous,  conscienceless  tactics  of  the  honourable 
gentleman  opposite  to  get  into  office.'  He  concluded  his 
invective,  which  quite  amused  Sir  Donald,  by  asserting,  as 
he  looked  straight  at  the  Opposition  Benches,  that  he  was 
proud  to  believe  that  there  were  still  men  on  those  benches 
who  would  vote  for  '  staunching  the  wounds  of  their  country, 
and  refuse  to  go  on  shedding  innocent,  and  sometimes 
youthful,  blood  to  serve  the  sinister  tactics  of  any  party, 
be  they  from  the  east  or  from  the  west,  or  the  north  or  the 
south,  or  from  any  other  quarter  of  the  political  compass.' 

Mr.  Du  Tell  then  rose,  and,  looking  inquisitively  round 
the  House,  referred  to  the  'excited  and  excitable  peroration 
of  the  Premier,'  and  expressed  the  hope  that,  '  while  there 
were  patriots  on  all  sides,  there  would  be  traitors  on  none.' 
Point  was  given  to  this  remark  by  the  outburst  of  Opposition 
cheering  that  greeted  it ;  even  the  harsh  voice  of  Sir  Donald 
being  heard  in  the  din,  and  it  was  an  unusual  thing  for  him 
to  go  beyond  the  dignified  '  Hear,  hear.'  He  then  gave  an 
elaborate  account  of  the  abuses  of  the  English  aristocratic 
system  of  Pensions.  The  details  of  the  bad,  and  even  odious, 
nature  of  the  origin  of  some  pensions  produced  such  an  im- 
pression that,  though  the  self-contained  Seeker  Secretary,  who 
with  Mons.  Froessolecque  occupied  front  seats  in  the  gallery, 
gave  no  outward  expression  of  his  feelings,  the  more  excit- 
able Frenchman  made  slight  exclamations,  and  turned  round 
in  a  demonstrative  way  to  speak  to  his  companion. 

Mr.  Du  Tell  next  asked  the  House  what  was  the  real 
meaning  of  pensions  for  the  Rangers.  '  Did  they  not  see 
the  cloven  foot  ? '  he  exclaimed.  What  was  the  real  meaning 
of  the  Pension  system  ?  The  Pension  system  really  meant 
a  lower  daily  wage.  (Loud  cheers.)  It  was  seven  shillings 
a  day  and  a  pension  (if  a  man  ever  lived  to  enjoy  it),  instead 


374  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

of  the  normal  wage  of  eight  or  nine  shillings.  Was  the 
House  going  to  sanction  this  insidious  means  of  invading 
the  ruling  rates  of  wages  ?  There  might  be  loss  of  life  by 
starvation  wages  as  well  as  by  blackfellows'  spears.  If  they 
were  to  talk  of  blood,  let  it  be  about  the  blood  of  living 
people  who  wanted  their  daily  bread.  Turning  to  the  recent 
'  National  Outpourings  of  the  People's  Voice,'  he  asked  if 
this  House  was  a  House  of  Representatives  or  a  Council  of 
Autocrats,  who  had  only  to  do  what  seemed  right  in  their 
own  eyes  ?  (He  uttered  the  word  '  Autocrats '  in  a  sharp, 
biting,  incisive  manner.)  He  disputed  the  disorganisation  of 
the  force,  and  depreciated  General  Dowden  in  an  indirect 
manner.  Even  if  there  was  some  temporary  disarrange- 
ment, it  could,  he  maintained,  be  regulated  by  an  appeal  to 
the  intelligence  of  freemen,  without  their  being  bamboozled 
by  any  vicious  system  of  rewards.  Finally,  he  wound  up 
with  an  appeal  to  the  House  to  be  as  united  as  the  country 
against  any  attempt  to  impose  upon  the  Province  the  yoke 
of  effete  systems  for  the  government  of  a  great  and  sagacious 
people. 

When  Mr.  Du  Tell  sat  down,  the  discussion  was  for  a  time 
carried  on  by  several  of  the  less  conspicuous  members  from 
both  sides,  who  did  not  enter  very  warmly  into  political 
conflicts.  Some  of  these  spoke  plain,  strong  words  about 
the  disasters  on  the  Border,  and  said  that  they  would 
support  the  Bill.  Several  of  them  were  from  the  Border 
districts,  and  they  and  their  constituents  felt  the  evils  of  the 
present  system  too  strongly  to  be  over -critical  as  to  the 
remedy  that  was  proposed.  And  there  was  also  to  be 
counted  with  the  general  element  of  common -sense  in  the 
House  and  the  desire  to  do  what  was  right.  The  danger  in  all 
popular  assemblies  is  that  when  a  cry  is  got  up  you  may  not 
get  the  individual  convictions  of  men,  but  only  an  expression 
of  the  general  impulse  that  has  been  generated. 

But  the  debate  went  on.  Old  Mr.  Brandreth,  Member 
for  the  Sheep  District  of  Towrie,  supported  the  Bill,  as  was 
expected  ;  but  his  speech  was  spoiled  by  a  mishap  at  the 
outset.  He  began  by  saying  that  it  was  a  serious  thing  to 
shed  blood,  upon  which  Mr.  Mirehouse,  the  Member  for 
Bundle  Flat,  interjected, '  How  can  you  get  mutton  without  ? ' 


vi  PARLIAMENT  375 

At  this  senseless  question  there  was  considerable  laughter, 
for,  as  a  relief  to  the  tension  of  debate,  men  will  catch  at 
anything  for  a  laugh.  Poor  Mr.  Brandreth  was  quite  put 
out,  and  prevented  from  taking  up  the  thread  of  his 
discourse.  And  yet  it  was  not  the  intention  of  the  inter- 
jector  to  stop  the  speech,  but  only  to  throw  in  a  lively 
remark  and  get  the  credit  of  having  made  a  joke.  But  it 
silenced  Brandreth,  who,  after  a  confused  and  confusing 
effort  to  explain  that  he  did  not  desire  to  support  any 
extravagant,  corrupt  Pension  system,  such  as  had  prevailed 
in  Europe  in  past  times,  sat  down,  leaving  on  the  careless 
observer  the  impression  that  such  was  the  very  system  that 
was  now  being  proposed  by  the  Government.  Mr.  Brandreth 
could  sometimes  show  fight,  and  blurt  out  some  effective, 
perhaps  dangerous,  rejoinder  to  an  interrupter  ;  but  he  was 
not  in  good  fighting  form  this  evening. 

Mr.  David  Stoker,  Member  for  Dead  Hatch,  spoke  next. 
It  so  happened  that  Stoker  had  personal  knowledge  of  an 
incident  in  Frankfort's  career  which  at  first  sight  could  be 
made  a  plausible  ground  of  reproach  to  his  proposed  action 
now  in  voting  for  Pensions.  He  had  sat  with  him  some 
years  before  on  a  Board  to  inquire  into  the  question  of  Old 
Age  Pensions  to  the  Poor.  Frankfort,  though  then  not 
known  to  politics,  had  been  appointed  as  being  an  authority 
upon  sociological  subjects.  When  the  time  came  for  drawing 
up  the  report,  he  and  Stoker  were  found  on  opposite  sides, 
as  he  voted  with  the  majority  of  the  Board  (it  was  only  a 
small  one)  in  favour  of  requiring  some  slight  co-operation 
from  the  recipient  towards  earning  his  pension,  while  Stoker 
agreed  with  the  minority,  that  the  annual  allowance  should 
be  granted  to  every  one  upon  his  attaining  a  certain  age, 
'  by  virtue  of  his  manhood.'  Thus  Frankfort  could  be 
popularly  said  to  have  opposed  a  liberal  system  of  pensions 
to  the  poor,  while  Stoker  had  supported  it. 

The  Honourable  Member  for  Dead  Hatch  would  seem 
to  have  risen  wholly  for  the  purpose  of  calling  attention  to 
this  report.  He  referred  to  no  other  aspect  of  the  matter 
under  debate.  He  first  dealt  with  himself,  and  showed  why 
he  supported  pensions  then  as  strongly  as  he  opposed  them 
now.  There  was  a  wide  difference  between  pensions  given 


376  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  the  minions  of  power  and  pensions  the  inalienable 
birthright  of  the  sons  of  toil ;  between  the  grant  to  a 
privileged  few  and  the  general  possession  of  the  people. 
He  was  pleased  to  feel  that  his  fellow- worker  on  that  Board, 
Mr.  Frankfort,  would  now  have  a  clear  field  on  which  to 
display  his  opposition  to  the  Pension  system,  and,  though 
he  had  failed  to  be  convinced  by  that  honourable  gentle- 
man's reasoning  on  the  wrong  side  at  the  Board,  he  looked 
forward  to  being  comforted  and  supported  by  his  arguments 
on  the  right  side  now. 

Du  Tell  looked  round  inquisitively  at  our  politician,  and 
Sir  Donald  smiled  for  the  second  time  that  evening. 

Frankfort  thought  that  it  was  time  for  him  to  declare 
himself,  so  he  rose,  not  without  some  trepidation,  for  he  was 
by  this  time  sensible  of  the  difficult  position  in  which  he 
stood. 

He  began  by  glancing  at  the  speech  of  Mr.  Stoker,  and 
observed  that  he  did  not  appear  to  see  the  difference  between 
a  pension  as  a  method  of  payment  for  services  rendered  and 
a  pension  as  State  gratuity  to  all.  He  then  went  on  to  the 
main  question.  The  evils  of  the  present  management  of  the 
Rangers  were  admitted  by  all  practical  observers.  The  only 
question  was  as  to  the  best  remedy.  The  officer  responsible 
for  the  management  asked  for  the  Pension  system  so  as  to 
be  able  to  enlist,  and  then  continuously  retain,  the  most 
efficient  service.  The  perversion  of  the  system  in  the  old 
countries  to  bad  uses  was  no  reason  for  rejecting  it  where  it 
could  be  usefully  and  economically  applied.  That  pensions 
were  a  useful  means  of  getting  good  service  was  shown  by 
their  being  adopted  in  many  of  the  best-managed  business 
concerns  throughout  the  world.  Most  Governments  adopted 
them  for  certain  callings — the  military  especially.  It  had 
special  claims  of  its  own.  If  men  were  wounded,  they  must 
be  provided  for  ;  if  killed,  their  families  must.  Was  this  to 
be  done  on  a  system  that  all  could  depend  upon,  or  by  means 
of  personal  appeals  to  the  House  and  political  influence  ?  It 
was  of  the  last  importance  that  all  appointments  to  the  Public 
Service  should  be  made  and  promotions  given  by  merit,  and 
not  by  favour,  and  this  applied  more  emphatically  to  the 
military  branch  than  even  to  the  others.  He  denied  that 


vi  PARLIAMENT  377 

public  opinion  was  so  pronounced  upon  the  question  as  some 
Honourable  Members  assumed  it  to  be.  Some  feeling  arose 
from  a  misapprehension  of  the  facts,  and  they,  as  statesmen, 
and  knowing  the  truth,  ought  to  inform  the  country,  and  to 
act  for  its  best  interests.  He  showed  the  fallacy  of  Du  TelFs 
point,  that  pensions  meant  low  wages.  He  concluded  a  brief 
statement  by  expressing  his  regret  that  he  could  not  see  the 
subject  in  the  same  light  as  some  of  his  friends  around  him. 
But  to  his  mind  the  distinction  between  the  use  and  the 
abuse  of  pensions  was  so  clear  that  he  could  not  refrain  from 
giving  his  vote  for  this  Bill,  which  was  so  required  in  the 
public  interest. 

In  speaking,  our  politician  felt  the  difference  between 
when  you  are  voicing  the  general  fervid  sentiments  of  your 
hearers  and  when  you  speak  to  combat  adverse  feeling  and 
hostile  critics.  As  Myles  Dillon  had  said,  it  was  one  thing 
to  harangue  with  the  crowd  behind  you,  another  to  argue 
with  the  numbers  against  you.  It  was  one  thing  to  declaim 
on  the  generous  side  of  the  Woman's  Rights  question  and 
another  to  defend  Pensions,  surrounded  by  his  party,  who 
regarded  him  as  a  deserter  for  so  doing. 

When  he  had  concluded,  Slater  Scully  stood  up,  his  look 
gleaming  with  the  satisfaction  of  a  coming  triumph.  He  was 
genial  even  in  his  invective,  so  his  attacks,  though  loud  and 
boisterous,  never  wounded,  as  did  often  the  more  measured 
but  blistering  utterances  of  Sir  Donald. 

Slater  Scully  commenced  by  expressing  his  unfeigned 
amazement  at  the  unprecedented  sentiments  of  his  friend, 
Professor  Frankfort.  To  him  his  honourable  friend  was  an 
enigma  as  perplexing  as  the  Pyramids,  as  insoluble  as  the 
Sphinx.  Far  be  it  from  him  to  deny  that  his  honourable 
friend  was  straight  Indeed,  he  was  so  straight  that  at 
times  he  felt  out  of  the  perpendicular,  and  sometimes  on  the 
wrong  side.  His  honourable  friend  had  said  that  he  doubted 
if  public  opinion  was  against  pensions  ;  but  could  he  have 
been  present  at  the  gigantic  and  tumultuous  meeting  at 
Biggleswade  the  other  evening,  he  would  then  have  had  to 
admit  that  public  opinion  on  this  national  question  was, 
he  would  not  say  growing,  but  bursting  out  into  dazzling 
bloom. 


378  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Coming  to  the  great  question  of  the  evening,  Slater  Scully 
said  that  he  would  be  brief.  Argument  had  been  exhausted 
in  demonstration  of  the  outrageous  nature  of  the  proposals 
of  the  Government.  Every  term  of  obloquy  had  been  applied 
to  them  by  indignant  critics  inside  and  outside  the  House, 
and  had  been  happily  applied.  He  declared  that  ever  since 
the  Honourable  the  Premier  had  introduced  the  Pensions 
Bill — evil  omen,  ugly  sound  to  free  men — he  had  pondered 
over  what  could  have  been  his  motive  in  so  doing.  He  had 
thought  of  it  in  his  waking  hours,  and  it  had  even  flitted 
through  his  dreams.  Was  it  his  deliberate  intention  to 
fasten  upon  Excelsior  the  horrors  of  the  European  Pensions 
system  ?  If  so,  let  him  beware.  He  would  find  that  the 
people  of  this  great  Province  would  still  assert  themselves  as 
free  men,  and  that  the  tyrant  would  brandish  his  whip  before 
them  in  vain.  (This  last  outburst  was  excited  by  the  fact 
that  the  Government  Whip  was  going  the  round  of  the 
House,  trying  to  make  up  his  numbers  for  the  division  that 
was  now  imminent.)  Finally,  as  was  written  in  the  Sweet- 
Brier  next  morning  :  '  The  Honourable  Member  for  Biggies- 
wade  wound  up  a  convincing  and  impassioned  oration  by 
declaring  that  some  men  were  ever  willing  to  sell  their 
country,  and  some  were  glad  to  have  a  country  to  sell ;  but 
the  heavens  forbid  that  the  finger  of  posterity  should  ever 
be  able  to  point  the  eye  of  scorn  at  the  recreant  roll,  and 
there  read  the  name  of  Slater  Scully.' 

Amidst  the  applause  that  the  eloquent  peroration  excited, 
the  cries  for  a  division  were  loudly  heard.  The  Honourable 
Mr.  M'Grorty  was  put  up  by  the  Government  to  wind  up  the 
debate  with  one  of  his  rallying  speeches,  but  though  he  spoke 
with  vigour,  especially  in  denouncing  the  Opposition,  he  did 
not  produce  his  usual  effect.  He  needed  popular  fervour  to 
support  him,  and  the  popular  fervour  was  now  the  other  way. 
In  political  affairs  we  are  very  much  led  by  names.  Who 
does  not  know  the  value  of  being  called  a  Liberal  ?  And 
the  ancient  abuses  of  the  Pension  system  in  Europe,  by- 
gone though  they  were,  had  created  among  many  an  innate 
popular  feeling  against  them,  unless  for  the  poor.  Still, 
there  were  many  in  the  House  who  looked  behind  the  names 
of  things,  and  there  were  others  whose  districts  had  suffered 


vi  PARLIAMENT  379 

from  the  Native  disorders  ;  so  that,  when  the  Speaker  an- 
nounced the  result,  though  the  Government  were  defeated, 
it  was  not  by  a  large  majority.  Still,  they  were  defeated. 
William  Brereton  was  out,  and  Sir  Donald  was  in — or,  at 
least,  would  be  sent  for.  The  Border  Rangers'  organisation 
must  stand  over  till  things  took  another  turn.  Du  Tell 
turned  to  his  patron  more  admiringly  than  ever,  and  Slater 
Scully  beamed  through  his  glasses  looks  of  benevolent 
satisfaction,  and  felt  at  peace  with  all  men — even  with  our 
politician. 

Great  was  the  excitement  in  and  around  the  House  of 
Representatives,  and  on  the  broad  steps  leading  to  the 
verandah,  when  the  defeat  of  the  Government  was  an- 
nounced. But  of  the  thousands  who  discussed  that  event, 
and  expressed  various  opinions  as  to  its  significance  and 
upon  the  incidents  that  marked  it, — how  it  showed  that  the 
people  were  resolved  never  to  allow  the  Pension  system  a 
footing  in  the  free  land  of  Excelsior  ;  how  Sir  Donald  had 
proved  too  much  for  B.  B.;  how  great  the  influence  of  the 
Press  had  been  in  rousing  the  people  to  the  true  issue  ;  how 
exhaustive  was  the  speech  of  Du  Tell  ;  how  extraordinary 
that  of  our  politician ;  how  impassioned  that  of  Slater  Scully, — 
of  all  those  who  talked  and  speculated  thus,  only  a  very  few 
knew  that  the  crisis  had  in  fact  been  brought  about  by  one 
man,  popularly  known  as  Seeker  Secretary.  Had  he  been 
able  to  come  to  terms  with  Mr.  Brereton  about  the  Workers' 
Classification  Bill,  the  machinery  of  agitation  would  never 
have  been  set  going,  and  the  Government  Bill,  modified  in 
some  of  its  details,  would  have  been  quietly  passed. 

But  all  history  tells  the  same  tale.  Things  are  not  what 
they  seem.  The  true  story  of  great  events  is  often  different 
from  the  surface  appearance.  It  was  not  the  great  Napoleon, 
but  others  behind  him,  who  planned  the  revolution  which 
placed  him  on  the  steps  of  the  throne.  It  was  not  MacLever 
and  the  Pensions  Bill  that  overthrew  Brereton,  but  Seeker 
Secretary  and  the  Workers  Bill. 

During  the  periods  of  changing  Governments,  Walter 
Crane  had  a  trying  time  of  it.  Though  in  his  Sunday 
seclusion,  at  his  nephew's  down  in  Grubb  Lane,  he  would, 
as  has  been  said,  express  himself  with  freedom  about 


380  JACOB  SHUMAl^E  CHAP. 

political  questions,  yet  he  ever  had  so  cultivated  all  the 
outward  signs  of  reverence  for  Ministers  that  the  feeling 
itself  became  something  of  a  reality  to  him,  and  with  his 
kindly  disposition,  he  really  did  evoke  a  liking  for  each  new 
Minister,  as  he  came.  Thus,  no  Highlander  was  more 
devoted  to  the  chief  of  his  clan  than  was  Walter  Crane 
to  the  '  Excellency '  that  was  for  the  time  being  presiding 
over  the  Water  Bureau.  Still,  he  had  to  accommodate 
himself  to  these  rude  events  of  the  political  world.  He 
knew  all  about  each  crisis  as  it  threatened.  Time  had  a 
healing  influence  on  his  wounded  feelings,  and  though  he 
would  have  preferred  to  concentrate  his  devotion  on  one 
master,  he  loyally  adapted  it  to  all  changes.  A  week  ago 
he  had  carefully  gone  over  the  names  of  the  Members  from 
one  of  the  printed  lists,  and,  allowing  for  the  possible  con- 
sequences of  the  defection  of  our  politician,  with  the  current 
probabilities  as  to  which  he  had  made  himself  familiar,  he 
had  arrived  at  the  conclusion  that  the  fate  of  the  Ministry 
was  sealed,  and  that  he  must  serve  another  lord.  The 
division  just  taken  had  borne  out  his  calculations. 

As  our  politician  was  coming  away  from  the  House 
he  found  Crane,  who  had  passed  an  exciting  evening  in  the 
gallery,  quietly  standing  near  the  Ministerial  Room,  waiting 
dutifully  to  the  last  for  the  bag  of  his  dethroned  chief.  His 
naturally  kind  face,  which  always  bore  a  pensive  air,  looked 
longer  and  sadder  than  ever.  He  bowed  low  as  usual  when 
he  saw  Frankfort  coming. 

'  Well,  Crane,  it's  all  over.  The  Government  are  out,' 
remarked  our  politician. 

'  Out,  your  Honer  ? ' 

'  Yes  ;  out  of  office,  you  know,  Crane.' 

'  Out  of  office,  your  Honer  ?  ' 

'  To  be  sure.  Defeated  by  Sir  Donald.  He  is  the  man 
now.' 

'  Well  now,  and  look  at  that,  your  Honer.  And  the 
heavens  be  above  us  all — defend  us  !  Them  pensions,  I 
suppose,  your  Honer?' 

'  Why,  Crane,  do  you  think  the  pensions  wrong  ? ' 

'  I,  your  Honer  ?  What  do  I  think  ?  How  should 
I  know  what  to  think  about  them  abstruse  sort  of  things  ? 


vi  PARLIAMENT  381 

Only  the  people  talking  and  rumouring  about  the  General 
getting  so  many  thousands,  and  country  growing  poorer.' 

'  Oh  well,  he  won't  get  them  now,  Crane/  replied  our 
politician,  smiling  to  himself  as  he  heard  this  favourite  illus- 
tration of  the  Sweet-Brier  reproduced. 

'  But  I  was  only  thinking,'  said  Crane,  inclining  his  head 
to  one  side  in  such  an  inquiring  manner  that  Frankfort,  who 
was  about  to  hurry  away,  had  his  attention  arrested. 

'  Thinking  ?     What  about,  Crane  ? 

'  I  was  only  thinking  about  the  Reservoir,  your  Honer.' 

'  The  Reservoir  ?  What  on  earth  has  it  to  do  with  the 
crisis,  Crane  ? ' 

'  Yes,  your  Honer,  I  was  thinking — at  least  the  Honerable 
Mr.  Scully  was  just  now  saying  among  the  crowd  beyond, 
that  now  the  country  would  have  a  grand  policy  of  repro- 
ductive works.  So  we  would  be  sure  to  have  the  Reservoir 
anyway,  now — so  we  would,  your  Honer.' 

Crane  merely  wished  to  say  something  polite  and  kind 
to  console  our  politician,  as  from  his  quiet  corner  in  the 
gallery  he  had  observed  the  troubles  that  had  beset  him 
during  the  debate.  So  he  addressed  to  him  the  most  con- 
soling topic  he  could  think  of. 

'Well,  as  to  that,  Crane,  we  must  wait  to  see  who  the 
new  Minister  for  the  Water  Bureau  is  to  be.  They  said  in 
the  House  that  Mr.  Slater  Scully  was  to  be  the  man.' 

'  The  Lord  be  praised ! '  ejaculated  Walter  Crane. 
However,  he  would  have  said  as  much  for  any  new  head  of 
his  Department. 

But  here  Mr.  M'Grorty  came  out  of  the  Ministers' 
Room,  where  Mr.  Brereton  and  his  colleagues  had  been 
arranging  to  submit  their  resignations  to  the  Governor  next 
day,  and  gave  to  Crane  the  expected  bag.  He  congratulated 
Frankfort  upon  his  speech  ;  but  there  seemed  to  be  a  hesita- 
tion about  him,  as  if  there  was  something  more  to  be  said, 
which  led  to  their  walking  away  together,  joined  by  Mr. 
Brereton,  who  came  out  after  M'Grorty  as  the  impromptu 
Cabinet  meeting  was  over.  The  Premier  also  congratulated 
him  on  his  '  fair  and  square  speech,'  and  declared  that  it 
came  up  like  a  breeze  in  the  tropics,  fresh  and  healthy,  by 
the  '  Lord  Tomnoddie.' 


382  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Quite  that,'  chimed  in  M'Grorty.  '  I  was  only  going  to 
observe,  when  the  Premier  joined  us,  that  you  will  now  have 
to  consider  on  which  side  of  the  House  you  will  sit  when 
Sir  Donald  comes  in.  You  have  spoken  for  us  on  the  two 
great  questions  of  the  session.  I  am  sure  you  won't  desert 
us  now  that  we  are  banished  for  the  right  cause.' 

'  Oh,  that's  all  right,  M'Grorty  ! '  exclaimed  Brereton. 
'  Let  him  pick  out  his  own  place  to  drop  anchor.  Don't 
you,  at  any  rate,  bother,'  he  added,  giving  Frankfort  a  friendly 
clap  on  the  shoulder,  '  to  shake  hands  with  a  certain  person, 
however  respectable,  till  you  meet  him.  Time  to  think 
about  that  when  old  MacLever  and  his  crew  come  back 
from  the  country.' 

As  they  went  down  the  street  together,  they  discussed 
the  incidents  of  the  evening.  The  Premier  appeared  deter- 
mined to  be  jolly  in  the  circumstances.  Perhaps  he  was 
not  sorry  to  be  released  from  the  worries  that  go  on  accumu- 
lating the  longer  a  man  is  in  office.  He  nodded  in  a  familiar 
way  to  Seeker  and  Mons.  Froessolecque,  who  hurriedly 
passed  them,  as  much  as  to  say,  '  All  right,  I  am  out.  You 
and  I  know  more  about  it  than  most  people.' 

He  was  quite  good-humoured  in  his  remarks  about  the 
different  points  in  the  debate. 

'  Du  Tell  and  Slater  Scully  were  not  bad.  That  point 
about  the  rate  of  wages  was  sharp — very — told  too.  Just 
the  sort  of  thing  to  go  down.  Slater's  peroration  too — 
posterity  and  his  name  on  the  roll,  etc.  etc.  When  I  see 
him  I  will  tell  him  that  the  only  roll  his  name  will  appear 
on  will  be  the  roll  of  the  new  Ministry.  Whether  the  eye 
of  posterity  will  study  that — query.' 

'  And  what  about  the  Rangers  then  ? '  inquired  our 
politician.  '  If  there  are  no  pensions,  how  are  they  to  be 
managed  ? ' 

'Oh,  that's  all  right,  my  friend.  That's  all  right — or 
will  be  after  a  while.  Wait  a  bit,  and  they'll  take  up  the 
Bill  right  enough,  under  some  other  name.  Some  time  you 
will  know  all  about  how  it's  done.  By-by,  I  turn  off  here. 
The  missus  only  excuses  me,  crisis  or  no  crisis,  while  the 
House  is  actually  sitting.' 

Our  politician,  when  he  laid  his  head  upon  his  pillow 


vi  PARLIAMENT  383 

that  night,  had  at  least  the  satisfaction  of  feeling  that  he  had 
done  his  duty.  At  the  same  time,  he  had  a  growing  sense 
of  the  difficulties  that  beset  the  position  he  had  taken  up. 
How  would  his  constituents,  who  were  against  pensions,  and 
the  public  take  his  action  ?  And  what  would  the  Press  say 
— the  mouthpiece  of  the  public  ?  No  doubt  the  Press  was 
at  times  unjust  to  public  men  ;  indeed,  it  could  scarcely  help 
being  so.  It  had  to  back  up  its  own  side.  Certainly  the 
Sweet-Brier  was  unjust  to  him  in  that  unworthy  suggestion 
about  the  amendment  on  the  Woman's  Bill.  However,  the 
morning  papers  would  show.  His  stand-by  was  that  he  was 
doing  his  duty  as  a  representative  of  the  people.  The  way 
of  duty  had  never  been  a  primrose  path. 

It  so  happened  that  the  papers  were  unusually  late  in 
coming  the  next  morning,  owing  to  the  extra  amount  of 
matter  occasioned  by  the  report  of  the  great  debate.  Our 
politician  was  thus  kept  in  some  suspense,  waiting  to  be 
informed  of  the  state  of  public  feeling  regarding  the  import- 
ant and  unusual  position  he  had  taken  up.  The  Rising 
Sun  came  first,  and  he  was  quite  disappointed  to  find  that 
it  had  very  little  to  say  about  him  either  way.  It  seemed 
to  have  overlooked  the  significance  of  his  action,  while  it 
gave  full  prominence  in  clear  type  to  the  speeches  that  were 
devoted  to  the  party  attack  and  defence.  It,  however,  gave 
a  brief  summary  in  lesser  type  of  what  he  had  said  ;  and 
remarked  that  he  had  spoken  in  an  intelligent  manner. 
Indeed,  so  intelligently  that  when  it  appeared  he  was  going 
to  vote  against  his  own  party,  the  general  feeling  throughout 
the  House  was  that  he  was  more  intelligent  than  intelligible. 
But  he  was  more  than  satisfied  with  the  News  Letter,  as 
it  not  only  gave  a  fairly  full  report  of  his  speech,  but  in  its 
leading  column  rendered  a  passing  recognition  to  '  Mr. 
Frankfort's  evident  desire  to  support  what  he  believed  to  be 
for  the  public  good,  by  whoever  proposed.'  Yes,  that  was 
just  his  case.  The  Press  was  not  so  bad  after  all.  He  had 
not  yet  seen  the  Sweet-Brier.  It  was  very  late  in  coming. 
When  it  came  he  opened  it,  rather  expecting  to  find  some- 
thing severe.  This  is  what  he  did  find  : — 

Startling  anomaly.  Significant.  The  surprise  and  marvel  of 
the  evening  was  the  enormous  apostasy  of  the  new  Honourable 


384  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Member  for  Brassville,  Mr.  Frankfort.  He  betrayed  his  party  in 
order  to  support  the  Tory  Government  and  Pensions  !  No  wonder 
that,  as  it  is  asserted,  and  we  are  assured  correctly,  he  walked  away 
after  the  division  arm-in-arm  with,  not  his  own  leader,  the  patriotic 
Sir  Donald  MacLever,  but  with  the  Tory  Premier,  Mr  Brereton. 
The  reasons  that  induced  the  honourable  gentleman  to  take  this 
unprecedented  step  he  did  not  make  very  clear.  Perhaps,  indeed, 
it  would  not  have  been  easy  to  do  so,  since,  as  Mr.  Stoker  pointed 
out  in  his  well-argued  and  unanswerable  speech,  this  same  gentleman 
voted  at  the  Pensions  Inquiry  Board  against  Pensions  to  the  poor  ! 
To  say  the  truth,  he  seemed,  as  might  have  been  expected,  ill  at 
ease  in  making  his  speech.  Its  most  emphatic  point  was  the  great 
need  of  having  all  appointments  to  the  service  of  the  State  made 
only  on  their  merits.  Admirable  doctrine  surely  !  But  what  will  be 
the  astonishment,  nay,  horror  of  the  intelligent  people  of  this  Province, 
when  we  tell  them,  on  the  most  undoubted  authority,  that  it  is  the 
habit  of  this  same  high-principled  legislator,  among  other  exercises  of 
his  public  patronage,  to  nominate  as  letter-carriers  in  the  post  office 
men  who  can  neither  read  nor  write  ! ! !  As  we  proclaim  it,  vox 
faucibus  haesit.  It  seems  to  be  incredible.  Yet  the  particulars 
of  at  least  one  instance  have  been  forwarded  to  this  office  by  an 
indignant  fellow-citizen  of  undoubted  respectability.  The  name  of 
the  lucky,  though  illiterate,  individual  is  Terence  M'Glumpy ;  the 
post-office  town  Glooscap ;  the  situation  that  of  letter-carrier  in  His 
Majesty's  Post  Office  in  the  town  of  Glooscap.  And  we  take  upon 
us  to  affirm,  with  a  full  sense  of  our  responsibilities,  that  the  aforesaid 
Terence  M'Glumpy  was  appointed  on  the  nomination  of  Mr.  Frank- 
fort, when  he  was  unable  to  read  either  print  or  writing,  and  so 
could  not  decipher  a  single  direction  upon  the  letters  that  it  was  his 
duty  to  deliver  to  the  much-  and  long-suffering  inhabitants  of  Gloos- 
cap. We  repeat,  it  seems  incredible  : 

JTis  true,  'tis  pity  ; 
And  pity  'tis,  'tis  true.' 
Pro  Pudor  ! 

If  the  public  were  expected  to  read  this  with  astonish- 
ment and  horror,  there  could  be  no  doubt  that  our  politician 
did  in  fact  read  it  with  those  feelings.  With  all  his 
good  intentions,  appearances  were  against  him,  and  he  did 
not  seem  to  be  getting  on  as  quietly  and  as  free  from 
reproach  as  Meeks  would  have  done.  There  was  no  deny- 
ing that,  though  a  Liberal,  he  had  refused  to  follow  the 
Liberal  leader,  Sir  Donald,  upon  two  important  measures  of 
the  session.  Then  it  was  quite  true  that  he  did  declare 


vi  PARLIAMENT  385 

against  unqualified  pensions  to  the  poor  on  the  commission. 
Yet  he  voted  for  pensions  to  the  Rangers.  Then  there  was 
that  unpleasant  fact  that  he  had  nominated  as  a  letter- 
carrier  a  man  who  could  neither  read  nor  write.  And  there 
was  the  awkward  episode  of  the  letter  to  the  Postmaster- 
General,  to  which  he  got  no  answer.  Also,  to  be  sure,  he 
had  walked  away  in  friendly  conference  with  the  leader  of 
the  party  he  was  opposed  to.  He  might  be  conscious  of  his 
own  innocence,  but  it  did  not  follow  that  other  people  were. 
None  can  tell  the  concern  with  which  an  honest  man  sees 
for  the  first  time  his  name  proclaimed  in  print  as  being 
identified  with  dishonesty.  Wounds  by  the  steel  or  the 
bullet  are  not  the  only  ones  we  suffer  from — nor,  perhaps, 
the  most  painful  ones. 

Our  politician  thought  for  a  few  minutes  what  he  had 
better  do,  if  anything.  The  well -recognised  rule  of  wise 
men — lately  enforced  upon  him  by  Myles  Dillon — never  to 
contradict  criticisms,  seemed  scarcely  to  apply  here,  as  the 
statement  was  so  specific.  It  needed  explanation,  and  then 
it  could  be  substantially  explained  ;  though,  to  be  sure,  he 
was  still  to  blame,  perhaps,  for  not  inquiring  into  the  quali- 
fications of  M'Glumpy.  Then,  as  to  that  note,  had  M'Grorty 
filed  it  ?  Would  he  remember  it  ? 

All  difficulty  as  to  the  best  course  to  take  was  obviated 
by  the  action  of  Mr.  Stoker.  When  the  House  met,  and  Mr. 
Brereton  announced  that  he  and  his  colleagues  only  held 
office  pending  the  appointment  of  their  successors,  the  Mem- 
ber for  Dead  Hatch  rose,  he  stated,  to  a  question  of  privi- 
lege. Du  Tell  looked  quite  surprised,  but  turned  to  listen 
attentively.  Mr.  Stoker  said  that  he  wished  to  call  attention 
to  the  audacious  statement  made  about  the  Honourable 
Member  for  Brassville  in  the  public  press  that  morning,  and 
which  directly  affected  the  honour  of  the  whole  House.  He 
alluded  to  the  paragraph  in  the  Sweet-Brier  to  the  effect 
that  he,  Mr.  Frankfort,  had  nominated  as  a  letter-carrier  in 
the  Post  Office  some  person  named  M'Glumpy  who  could 
neither  read  nor  write.  He  need  scarcely  say  that  such 
a  statement  must  be  wholly  without  foundation  ;  but  it 
would  be  only  fair  to  his  honourable  friend,  and,  he  might 
add,  to  the  House,  which  was  also  concerned,  that  he,  and 

VOL.  I  2  C 


386  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

also  the  late  Minister  of  Education  and  Public  Knowledge 
and  the  Post  Office,  should  give  an  explicit  and  unqualified 
contradiction  to  such  an  assertion. 

Frankfort  at  once  got  up  and  stated  that  the  paragraph 
in  the  Sweet -Brier  was  true  except  in  some  important 
points,  namely,  in  not  stating  that  he  had  no  idea  that  the 
lad  he  recommended  could  not  read  or  write,  and  in  omitting 
to  say  that  as  soon  as  he  ascertained  that  fact  he  had  written 
to  cancel  his  nomination.  For  greater  promptitude  he  had 
written  a  personal  note  to  the  Minister  direct.  He  pre- 
sumed that  the  Minister  would  have  acted  upon  it. 

Mr.  Du  Tell  here  rose  and  begged  leave  to  observe  that  the 
House  would  be  gratified  to  hear  the  explanation  of  his 
honourable  friend.  It  would  make  it  complete  if  the  Minister 
would  kindly  state  that,  on  receipt  of  the  personal  letter 
which  his  honourable  friend  alluded  to,  he  had  stopped  the 
appointment. 

M'Grorty  said  that,  on  his  attention  being  called  to  the 
statement  in  the  press  by  Mr.  Stoker  earlier  in  the  day,  he 
had  sent  for  the  papers,  and  unfortunately  the  note  cancelling 
the  nomination  that  Mr.  Frankfort  alluded  to  was  not  among 
them.  He  had  no  doubt  that  he  received  it,  but,  not  being 
official,  he  must  have  omitted  to  send  it  on  ;  and  the 
appointment  being  only  a  small  one,  he  had  put  the  whole 
thing  out  of  his  mind,  and  now  forgot  all  about  the  facts. 

Some  Honourable  Members  were  disposed  to  continue 
the  discussion,  but  Sir  Donald  MacLever,  in  solemn  tones, 
insisted  that  further  debate  would  be  unjustifiable  at  that 
stage,  as  there  was  no  motion  on  the  subject  before  the 
House.  He  laughed  at  the  whole  thing  to  himself,  and 
thought  it  only  useful  for  embarrassing  our  politician.  His 
view  was  generally  accepted.  Honourable  Members  were 
too  much  interested  in  the  possible  developments  of  the 
crisis  to  care  much  whether  M'Glumpy  could  read  or  could 
not.  Du  Tell,  who  wanted  to  make  the  worst  of  it,  knew 
that  the  worst  had  come  out.  The  nomination  of  a  man 
who  could  not  read  was  admitted,  and  as  to  the  revocation, 
where  was  it  ?  A  private  note,  and  that  not  among  the 
papers  !  As  a  fact,  he  had  no  doubt  that  the  note  had  been 
written  as  Frankfort  stated  ;  but,  for  the  purpose  of  damag- 


vi  PARLIAMENT  387 

ing  our  politician  with  the  public,  there  was  all  the  material 
necessary.  As  for  Frankfort,  unscrupulous  or  tricky  conduct 
was  so  foreign  to  his  nature  that  even  now  he  did  not  fully 
realise  the  ugly  aspects  that  "evil  tongues  might  give  and 
suspicious  minds  might  accept  from  the  incidents  of  this 
affair — the  private  note  included.  So  the  House  adjourned, 
leaving  on  its  reports  the  record  of  this  unpleasant  business. 

The  next  morning  the  Sweet -Brier  returned  with  re- 
doubled vigour  to  the  '  astounding  admissions '  of  the  Mem- 
ber for  Brassville  last  night  Its  amazement  at  these  was 
only  equalled  by  its  consternation  at  the  assertion  that  there 
was  a  private  note  sent  to  the  Minister,  forgotten  by  him 
and  nowhere  to  be  found. 

It  certainly  had  plausible  ground  to  go  on,  and  Mons. 
Froessolecque,  or  some  other  '  We,'  made  the  most  of  it.  It 
further  appeared  that  the  matter  was  exciting  the  most 
lively  attention  throughout  the  Province,  for  a  large  number 
of  letters  appeared  in  the  columns  of  the  Sweet-Brier,  coming 
from  the  most  distant  and  widely  apart  districts,  from  persons 
of  all  descriptions  who  were  deeply  and  simultaneously 
affected  by  the  incident.  '  An  Anxious  Inquirer  '  ;  '  O  Tem- 
pora  !  O  Mores  ! '  ;  '  Boss  Tweed  '  ;  '  Perplexed '  ;  '  Croker  and 
Co.'  ;  '  Indignant  Letter-Carrier  '  ;  '  Surprised  Lady  Elector '  ; 
'What  Next?  ' — all  these  and  others  poured  out  their  wounded 
feelings  into  the  inky  bosom  of  the  Sweet-Brier. 

Why  is  it  that  we  are  so  unamiably  constituted  as  to  be 
ever  ready  to  believe  the  worst  of  one  another?  If  by 
chance  one  takes  the  opposite  direction,  and  thinks  and 
makes  the  best  of  what  his  fellow-men  do,  he  himself  is  con- 
demned as  insincere,  on  the  ground  that  no  man  could,  in 
fact,  feel  as  he  professes  to.  Is  it  because  we  derive  a  secret 
pleasure  from  contemplating  evil  things  in  others  from  which 
we  are  free  ?  or  is  it  merely  for  the  sake  of  pungent  conversa- 
tion ?  or  is  it  because,  as  Robbie  Burns  has  it,  that,  after  all, 
men  are  an  '  unco  lot '  ?  Whatever  be  the  cause,  certain  it 
is  that  many  in  Excelsior  took  a  bad  view  of  the  Glooscap 
incident,  and  quite  relished  the  vigour  and  glow  with  which 
the  Sweet-Brier  had  exposed  another  job  of  the  politicians. 

In  due  time  Sir  Donald  formed  the  new  Ministry,  and 
the  crisis  was  over.  Du  Tell  got  one  of  the  junior  places, 


388  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

and  generally  it  was  composed  of  small  men,  as  Sir  Donald 
preferred  to  be  himself  the  only  considerable  figure  in  any 
combination.  The  most  popular  appointment  was  that  of 
now  the  Honourable  Slater  Scully,  the  Member  for  Biggies- 
wade,  as  Minister  of  the  Water  Bureau.  Though  Walter 
Crane  felt  some  uneasiness  at  transferring  his  allegiance  from 
his  old  chief,  it  was  a  good  deal  mitigated  by  the  fact  that 
the  new  one  was  a  man  after  his  own  heart,  with  a  disposi- 
tion at  once  jovial  and  generous.  Slater  Scully  wished  well 
to  all  men,  but  he  could  very  imperfectly  gratify  his  naturally 
kind  impulses  out  of  his  private  means.  This  difficulty 
vanished  when  he  was  able  to  draw,  or  promise  to  draw, 
upon  the  public.  There  was  soon  a  vast  increase  of  deputa- 
tions, for  all  found  the  sunshine  of  hope  when  they  came 
into  the  presence  of  the  new  Minister.  One  from  Brassville, 
introduced  by  the  Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn,  wished  to  know 
what  prospect  there  was  of  the  Government  undertaking  the 
Reservoir  by  a  special  advance  as  '  a  National  work.'  Slater 
Scully  assured  them,  as  he  beamed  seriously  on  them  through 
the  large  glasses,  that  having  given  to  that  great  project 
'  some  of  the  best  thought  he  was  capable  of,'  they  might 
consider  it  un  fait  accompli  whenever  European  complica- 
tions settled  down,  so  as  to  allow  the  Government  to  '  launch 
a  comprehensive  loan  to  enable  them  to  carry  out  their 
grand  scheme  of  Reproductive  Works  for  the  nation.' 

The  Minister  had  an  invincible  repugnancy  to  pressing 
districts  for  the  payment  of  overdue  interest  on  advances,  at 
least  beyond  the  point  of  a  letter  full  of  very  strong  threats. 
He  agreed  to  the  Secretary,  Lavender,  writing  any  number  of 
these,  but  made  that  official's  life  rather  a  trial  to  him  by 
raising  a  variety  of  objections  to  taking  any  more  effective 
means  of  enforcing  his  demands.  Sometimes  it  was  : 

'Will  you,  my  dear  friend,  explain  by  what  process, 
official  or  demi-official,  chemical  or  litigious,  you  propose  to 
get  blood  out  of  a  stone — to  take  the  breeks  from  a  High- 
lander ?  '  Or  it  would  be  :  '  Lavender,  my  right  hand — but, 
thank  Heaven  !  not  my  conscience -keeper — where  is  your 
conscience  ?  I  believe  it  is  seared  by  long  official  injustice. 
Don't  we  know  that  these  Bungletap  Waterworks  are  so 
named,  on  the  ancient  principle  Incus  a  non  lucendo, 


vi  PARLIAMENT  389 

because  there  is  no  water  in  them.  Look  me  in  the  face 
now  and  say  if  these  hapless  and  soiled  miners  from  Bungle- 
tap  don't  speak  truly  when  they  declare  that  the  only  tap  in 
the  district  is  in  its  name.  They  ask  for  water  and  you 
give  them  the  stones  of  empty  channels,  and  then,  by  the 
superior  powers,  ye  want  to  charge  them  for  the  stones.' 

'  But,  sir,'  Lavender  would  reply,  '  you  must  really  allow 
me  to  point  out  that,  though  these  works  are  partly  a  failure, 
they  were  the  design  of  the  District  Board,  for  which  they 
asked  and  got  the  Government  money.  The  Government 
only  ask  for  their  own.' 

'  Well,  and  aren't  we  a  Liberal  Government  ?  Any  old 
screw  can  ask  for  his  own.  Why,  even  Blanksby,  your  own 
engineer,  tells  you  that  they  don't  get  as  much  water  as 
would  moisten  the  invisible  leg  of  a  flea.' 

Perhaps  it  would  be  a  question  of  taking  security  for 
future  payments  and  waiving  present  claims. 

'  My  noble  Secretary  and  coadjutor,'  he  would  say,  '  these 
poor  lack-alls  of  Tumble  Derry  offer  to  you  to  levy  at 
once  a  charge  of  one-sixth  of  a  penny  per  thousand  gallons 
— thirsty  souls,  they  must  have  water — and  to  put  the  rest 
to  a  suspense  account,  sinking  fund  attached,  irrevocable, 
inexorable,  inflexible  yearly  payments  in  futuro ;  sealed 
bond,  wax  and  parchment  to  suit.' 

Here  a  stern  expression  swept  over  the  kind  face  of  the 
Minister  as  he  looked  down  upon  the  Tumble  Derry  new 
conditions  that  lay  before  him  on  the  table,  and  contem- 
plated the  heroic  undertakings  to  pay  in  the  future  into 
the  suspense  account  and  sinking  fund.  Then  he  would 
continue  : 

'  It  may  not  be  much,  but  'tis  their  all.  Have  you  the 
heart  to  refuse  them  ?  ' 

In  all  phases  of  official  dealing  where  money  was  con- 
cerned there  was  the  same  liberal  view  of  the  difficulties  that 
so  often  attend  the  payment  of  debts,  and  Lavender  had  a 
series  of  new  experiences.  Perhaps  he  would  object  to 
making  an  advance  for  further  works  to  some  locality  that 
was  not  paying  the  interest  on  its  present  loan.  To  this 
official  parsimony  the  large -souled  minister  would  make 
answer : 


390  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  True  for  you,  Lavender — what  you  say  is  true.  But 
you  do  not  hearken  to  the  plea  of  these  sunburnt  sons  of  the 
land  of  Obo.  They  plead — here  is  their  humble  petition  : 
"  The  new  works  must  be  undertaken  in  order  to  make  the 
old  ones  useful,  and  so  produce  enough  to  pay  the  interest 
upon  the  whole."  Where  is  your  rebutter  plea  in  answer  to 
that  ?  Where  even  your  plea  in  abatement  ?  These  Oboites 
say  :  "  Now  we  can  pay  you  nothing.  Have  patience  (and 
make  a  small  further  advance),  and  we  will  pay  you  all." 
And  yet  you  will  not,  but  want  to  catch  them  by  the  throat, 
saying,  "  Pay  me  that  thou  owest."  No,  no,  Lavender,' 
continued  the  statesman,  varying  his  imagery,  '  let  us  on 
this  occasion  throw  a  sprat  to  catch  a  salmon.  As  we  are 
now  we  will  get  neither  sprat  nor  salmon.  We  don't  even 
get  a  bite,'  and  he  would  look  up  through  his  glasses  in  a 
helpless  manner  at  the  Secretary. 

Upon  one  occasion  Lavender  rather  lost  patience,  and 
exclaimed,  '  Well,  really,  sir,  I  must  say  that  as  matters  are 
going  now  we  find  all  the  districts  come  crying  to  the  State 
like  so  many  babies  the  first  pinch  they  get ! ' 

To  which  his  imperturbable  chief  made  answer,  '  And, 
my  dear  coadjutor,  how  can  you  find  it  in  your  heart  to  scold 
them  ?  Are  we  not  a  maternal  and  paternal  Government  too  ? 
No,  you  deny  the  infant  its  first  and  most  imprescriptible 
right  to  turn  confidingly  to  the  mother's  breast.  Lavender,' 
the  Minister  would  continue,  looking  up  through  the  spec- 
tacles on  his  Secretary,  who  could  not  help  smiling  with  all 
his  vexation — '  Lavender,  let  us  be  sweet  Lavender  this  time. 
I  am  afraid  that  the  official  heart  tends  to  become  a  hard 
one.  Too  true  the  sentiment  of  the  poet,  a  man  may  smile 
and  smile  again,  and  yet — have  a  hard  heart.' 

Things  would  have  come  to  a  serious  pass  were  it  not 
that,  when  these  generous  arrangements  came  within  the 
purview  of  Sir  Donald  as  Treasurer,  they  entered  a  medium 
that  was  quite  devoid  of  the  sympathetic  tone  of  the  Water 
Bureau.  Though  even  he  was  more  liberal  than  Mr. 
Brereton,  still  his  veto  made  many  vague  promises  of  the 
Minister  of  none  effect,  and  the  optimistic  proposals  of  Mr. 
Slater  Scully  were  subjected  to  a  damaging  scrutiny.  But 
the  tenor  of  his  joyous  official  career  was  not  marred 


vi  PARLIAMENT  39 « 

thereby;  and  even  the  deputations  continued  to  like  coming 
and  being  filled  with  fair  promises  and  kindly  hopes.  So 
Slater  Scully  continued  to  the  end  to  be  a  most  popular 
Minister. 

As  for  Walter  Crane,  he  fully  realised  the  popularity  of 
his  new  chief,  and  endorsed  the  favourable  public  opinion 
about  him.  He  even  felt  a  reflected  lustre  on  himself  as 
he  ushered  in  expected  suppliants  to  the  jovial  presence, 
and  afterwards  conducted  them  downstairs  rejoicing.  He 
enjoyed  all  this,  and  really  admired  the  Minister's  generous 
vays.  At  the  same  time,  in  the  recesses  of  Grubb  Lane,  he 
vould  be  slightly  critical,  and  when  his  nephew  asked  him 
\rhat  the  new  boss  was  like,  he  replied  : 

'  An",  to  tell  ye  the  truth,  he's  a  real  fine  gentleman  ; 
and  he  speaks  so  nice  and  tender-like,  and  cockers  them  all 
up  with  promises.  An'  it's  he  who  would  pay  everybody's 
debts,  if  he  could,  and  his  own  too,  to  be  sure.  But  between 
you  and  me  and  the  bank,  when  it  comes  to  getting  the 
cheque,  I  would  rather  have  it  signed  by  some  one  else.' 

It  may  be  well  here  briefly  to  trace  out  what  happened 
about  the  proposed  reform  of  the  Rangers.  Sir  Donald 
found  that  his  victory  over  Brereton  and  the  agency  by 
which  he  had  won  it  left  two  matters  upon  his  hands  that 
he  must  deal  with — one  the  reorganisation  of  the  Rangers, 
the  other  the  satisfaction  of  the  demands  of  Seeker  Secretary 
for  the  workers.  He  was  too  clear-headed  a  man  not  to 
know  that  the  Rangers  must  be  '  tackled  before  long,'  as  he 
expressed  it.  Further  troubles  took  place  on  the  Border, 
and  the  public  began  to  say  that  something  must  be  done. 
When  the  public  say  this  in  earnest,  public  men  are  apt  to 
go  and  do  it.  That  a  thing  is  the  right  thing  to  do  is,  after 
all,  a  great  fact  in  politics.  Then,  as  to  the  concessions  to 
the  workers  which  Seeker  demanded,  Sir  Donald  did  not 
trouble  himself  about  the  abstract  reasons  in  their  favour. 
What  he  did  know  was  that  it  would  be  practical  wisdom  to 
make  such  concessions  as  would  secure  a  compromise  with 
Seeker.  He  determined  to  deal  with  both  difficulties  in  the  one 
Bill  ;  and  next  session,  when  the  excitement  of  the  previous 
year  had  subsided,  he  brought  in  '  a  Bill  intituled  an  Act 
to  amend  the  State  Workers'  Regulation  Act,  and  to  provide 


392  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

compensation  in  certain  cases  and  for  other  purposes.'  This 
Bill  with  regard  to  the  civil  side  of  the  army  of  State 
workers  conceded  several  of  the  demands  that  Seeker  had 
made,  and  in  particular  provided  compensation  in  the  shape 
of  retiring  allowances  in  case  of  accident  or  ill-health,  and 
also  in  certain  other  events.  In  Part  II.  of  the  Bill,  which 
dealt  with  the  Border  Rangers,  these  principles  were  a  little 
extended,  as  was  natural  considering  the  dangerous  nature 
6f  the  occupation,  and  those  who  were  wounded  or  disabled 
by  sickness  or  otherwise,  and  also  those  who  had  reached  a 
certain  age,  had  '  allowances '  secured  to  them,  which  practi- 
cally became  pensions.  Slater  Scully  always  called  it  *  The 
People's  Compensation  Bill.' 

Seeker  was  satisfied  that  he  had  got  as  much  as  he 
could  at  present  secure,  and  he  influenced  Mons.  Froessolecqu2 
and  the  Sweet-Brier  by  assuring  him  that  the  principle  of  the 
Bill  necessarily  led  to  a  generous  system  of  old  age  pensions 
for  all  the  wage-earners.  Parliament  had  got  tired  of  the 
subject,  and  wanted  it  settled  some  way.  Some  of  Brereton's 
supporters  urged  him  to  denounce  the  whole  thing  as  being 
his  proposals  thinly  disguised.  But  he  declined  to  commit 
infanticide,  as  he  said,  upon  his  own  child.  If  he  did  such 
a  thing  it  would  be  upon  some  one  else's.  So  the  Bill 
passed  quietly,  and  the  Border  Rangers  and  Seeker  were 
settled  for  the  present. 

The  only  point  about  which  some  Members  who  were 
always  giving  trouble  raised  any  question  was  the  expense. 
In  fact,  they  asked  what  it  cost  to  pay  for  the  increases  and 
concessions  on  the  civil  side,  which  had  nothing  to  do  with 
the  reform  of  the  Rangers.  Old  Mr.  Brandreth  said  it 
would  come  to  over  ;£  100,000  a  year,  and  was  going  on  in 
his  slow  way  to  object  to  this  expenditure,  when  Mr.  David 
Stoker  called  out,  '  Well,  what  if  it  does  ? '  He  was  discon- 
certed at  this,  and  could  only  reply,  as  he  generally  did  to 
such  interruptions,  '  Why — that  is  what  I  want  to  know.' 
On  this  Mr.  Stoker  called  out,  '  Whatever  it  is,  is  it  not  all 
wages  spent  among  ourselves  ?  It  all  comes  back  to  us, 
don't  it?' 

The  cheers  that  broke  forth  from  the  Populist  Members 
in  support  of  this  view  prevented  Mr.  Brandreth  from 


vi  PARLIAMENT  393 

collecting  his  thoughts,  so  as  to  pursue  the  thread  of  his 
argument,  and  he  sat  down  after  a  few  discursive  remarks 
about  its  not  being  their  own  money  that  they  were  spend- 
ing. He  was  observed  to  be  moving  about  restlessly  in  his 
seat  when  he  had  sat  down,  the  fact  being  that  an  answer 
to  Stoker's  interjection  had  just  struck  him.  It  came  too 
late  for  the  debate  ;  but  afterwards  he  went  into  the  smoking 
room,  and  finding  there  Stoker  and  Caffery  and  several 
Populist  Members,  with  all  of  whom  he  was  personally 
friendly,  he  challenged  them  again  upon  the  point,  in  the 
hope  of  recovering  the  position  which  he  had  lost  owing  to 
David  Stoker's  interjection. 

'  After  all,  there  is  nothing  in  David's  notion,'  he  said, 
1  about  the  money  being  spent  in  the  country.  I  see  the 
answer  to  that,  though  it  did  not  strike  me  at  the  time.' 

1  Pitch  it  out,  then,  old  friend,  if  you  have  it  about  you,' 
David  Stoker  exclaimed  in  an  encouraging  manner. 

'Why,  you  might  as  well  say  that  ;£  100,000  a  year 
would  be  well  spent  in  wages  to  men  to  dig  trenches  in  the 
sand  at  low  tide  which  would  be  rilled  again  each  day  as 
the  tide  came  in,  because  it  was  wages,  and  would  come 
back  to  us.  At  least  that  is  how  it  strikes  me.' 

They  all  laughed  at  Brandreth's  argument  and  his  still 
bewildered  air  ;  but  when  he  left  to  go  into  the  House  again, 
Stoker  remarked  to  the  others  that  he  did  think  him  an 
honest  old  fellow,  and  that  he  really  believed  what  he  said. 
In  the  event  everything  ended  satisfactorily.  There  was,  of 
course,  the  Bill  to  be  paid — by  that  impersonal  friendless 
entity,  the  Public. 

This  episode  of  the  Rangers  and  their  pensions,  com- 
monplace incident  though  it  was  in  everyday  politics,  seemed 
to  our  politician,  looking  back  upon  it,  to  present  some 
topics  that  were  worthy  of  thinking  over. 

The  weapon  used  by  Sir  Donald  to  fight  this  battle,  the 
popular  hatred  of  pensions,  was  an  instance  of  the  force 
of  inherited  feeling.  The  abuses  of  the  English  system  of 
pensions  in  the  past,  and  especially  the  fact  that  it  was 
worked  in  the  interest  of  the  aristocracy,  have  created,  by 
the  process  of  continuous  experience,  in  English  peoples, 
wherever  situated  over  the  globe,  an  instinctive  popular 


394  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

prejudice  against  all  official  pensions.  Jacob  Shumate  had 
the  sympathies  of  the  little  crowd  in  Glooscap  in  his  favour 
when  he  denounced  the  pension  of  £1  a  week  to  Sandy 
M'Givern,  and  Sir  Donald  in  his  wider  sphere  was  able  to 
win  with  it  too.  That  the  adverse  feeling  was  one  inherited 
from  the  experience  of  aristocratic  abuses  was  shown  by  the 
fact  that  pensions  for  the  mere  poor  were  the  most  popular 
and  advanced  thing  that  any  man  could  propose.  There 
was  obviously  no  sense  in  the  cry  against  pensions  as 
pensions.  Apart  from  the  prejudice,  it  was  simply  a  ques- 
tion of  what  was  the  best  business  arrangement  to  make  in 
order  to  get  efficient  service. 

But  though  the  cry  did  its  work  at  the  time,  the  common- 
sense  of  the  community  prevailed  in  the  end.  The  incident 
in  this  aspect  represents  the  true  hope  of  the  popular  dis- 
pensation under  which  we  live.  It  would  be  too  much  to 
expect  that  men  would  not  make  mistakes.  We  look  to 
the  general  intelligence  in  due  time  correcting  them,  pur- 
suant to  that  divine  law  that  ordains  the  steady  general 
onflow  of  human  progress,  though  not  without  occasional 
eddies  backward.  And  this  general  intelligence  depends 
upon  and  is  mainly  directed  by  experience.  In  Excelsior 
the  continued  disturbances  on  the  Border  largely  contributed 
to  the  result. 

And  here  was  to  be  observed  a  weak  point  in  our 
popular  system.  Experience  teaches.  But  who  is  to 
enforce  upon  a  people  its  teaching?  In  the  main  they  are 
left  to  find  out  its  lessons  for  themselves.  True,  it  is  the 
duty  of  public  men  to  proclaim  the  truth,  if  need  be,  in 
reproof  of  popular  mistakes.  But  who  among  public  men 
is  ready  to  undertake  this  useful  work — useful  to  others, 
but  not  safe  or  profitable  for  himself?  When  it  was  found 
necessary  in  Excelsior  to  put  the  Rangers  on  a  sound  basis, 
it  was  all  done  quietly.  Those  who  were  behind  the  scenes 
knew  that  the  people  had  made  a  mistake,  and  that  the 
mistake  was  being  reversed.  But  the  thing  was  never 
pressed  home  to  the  people. 

In  China  there  is  a  Board  of  Magistrates,  said  to  be 
independent,  who  are  entitled  to  criticise  even  the  doings  of 
the  Emperor.  Some  years  ago  this  Board  made  a  remon- 


vi  PARLIAMENT  395 

strance  to  His  Majesty  on  the  wasteful  cost  of  some  cele- 
brations that  had  been  held  in  his  honour  while,  as  they 
urged,  whole  provinces  were  suffering  from  famine.  But  the 
Emperor  rebuked  them  for  their  boldness,  and  handed  them 
over  for  punishment  to  the  proper  authorities.  Their  heads 
were  cut  off.  And  if  it  is  unbecoming  in  subordinates  to 
lecture  an  Emperor,  who  is  entitled  to  lecture  a  people  ? 
So  they  go  unchastened  by  rebuke.  What  if  there  had  been 
in  Excelsior  some  daring  politician  to  speak  plainly  to  the 
public?  He  would  have  said,  'My  fellow-countrymen  of 
this  province,  you  did  a  foolish  thing  in  causing  the  first 
Rangers  Bill  to  be  rejected.  Many  of  you  were  in- 
different about  your  political  duties,  and  did  nothing, 
while  several  of  you  were  simply  humbugged  by  the 
cry  about  aristocratic  pensions.  You  now  see  the  results 
of  your  mistake.  Like  wise  men,  take  a  note  •  of  this, 
and  don't  be  so  easily  misled  another  time  ! '  The  daring 
politician  would  share  the  fate,  in  another  form,  of  the 
censorious  Board  of  China.  Thus  it  is  that,  though 
peoples  learn  from  experience,  they  do  so  only  in  an 
imperfect  way,  and  are  slow  to  withdraw  their  confidence 
from  men  who  have  misled  them,  if  they  continue  to  please 
them  for  the  present.  The  lessons  from  political  experience 
are  like  those  from  Nature — felt,  not  proclaimed  ;  silent, 
though  pitiless. 

The  power  of  the  Press  in  our  time  was  also  brought 
home  to  our  politician.  It  was  become  a  part  of  the  repre- 
sentative system,  and  was  even  more  powerful  than  the 
political  side,  as  it  represented  general  public  opinion  and 
not  alone  the  voice  of  the  ballot-box.  It  partook  too  of  the 
weaknesses  of  the  system  to  which  it  belonged  ;  but  it  had 
the  merit  of  being  open  to  all  and  of  voicing  the  wants  and 
ideas  of  all.  No  man  can  be  wronged  by  power  in  secret 
and  unheard,  if  there  is  a  free  press  ;  and  if  the  press  itself 
wrongs  a  man,  it  does  so  openly,  and  it  too  is  to  be  judged 
by  the  opinion  of  all.  When  it  abuses  its  high  prerogative, 
people  come  to  know  of  it,  and  in  time  wrong  works  its  own 
remedy. 

But  the  most  impressive  fact  which  the  inner  history  of 
this  movement  taught  was  the  political  power  of  the  State 


396  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

workers.  The  social  consequences  that  follow  from  the 
State  having  a  large  number  of  its  citizens  in  its  industrial 
employment  have  been  considered  by  thoughtful  writers, 
but  not  the  political  consequences.  The  more  Democracies 
enlarge  the  scope  of  State  employment,  the  more  dominant 
becomes  the  Industrial  Praetorian  Corps.  They  are  united  ; 
they  are  free  from  the  distraction  of  the  social  struggle,  for 
the  State  provides  for  them  ;  they  have  devoted  leaders, 
and  are  able  to  concentrate  the  energy  that  others  have  to 
expend  on  getting  a  living,  upon  securing  what  they  judge 
is  fair  from  their  employer — the  State.  Governments  come 
and  go,  but  they  remain  a  permanent  body.  Their  claims 
are  the  more  irresistible  politically,  because  in  addition  to 
their  direct  power,  theirs  are  claims  by  the  worker  and  the 
wage-earner  upon  the  capitalist.  Nor  can  we  blame  them  for 
looking  after  their  own  interests.  When  the  Socialist  ideal 
of  the  State  employing  all  is  realised,  where  would  Govern- 
ment be  under  Democracy  ?  All  would  be  struggling  for 
themselves,  and  there  would  be  no  strong  centre  of  authority 
to  regulate  the  rival  claimants  for  the  State  bounty.  Ad- 
vanced Socialists  realise  this,  and  decline  to  admit  that  the 
Government  under  Socialism  will  be  Democratic.  Their 
ideal  of  the  future  is  a  benevolent  despotism,  so  long  as  it 
is  the  despotism  of  the  man  in  the  street. 

Our  politician  had  a  personal  lesson,  too,  on  the  circum- 
spection that  public  conduct  demands.  The  only  thing  that 
he  could  be  blamed  for  in  nominating  Terence  M'Glumpy 
was  the  natural  oversight  of  not  personally  ascertaining  that 
he  was  able  to  read  and  write.  But  who  would  have  thought 
it  necessary  in  such  a  country  as  Excelsor  to  make  the  in- 
quiry ?  Yet,  for  want  of  it,  what  a  plausible  ground  of  attack 
was  given  to  the  Sweet-Brier !  One  should  learn,  he  con- 
cluded, not  to  take  to  heart  railing  accusations  in  public 
affairs  ;  but  still  more  carefully  should  he  study  to  avoid 
even  the  appearance  of  deserving  them. 

Finally,  the  difficult  question  was  raised,  how  far  a 
politician  is  entitled,  or  required,  to  insist  upon  his  own 
opinion  on  public  questions.  How  much  weight  ought  a 
practical  man  to  give  to  that  peremptory  question  of  Sir 
Donald's  : 


vi  PARLIAMENT  397 

'  Can't  you  see  that  the  people  are  in  no  humour  for 
pensions  ? ' 

That  politician  regarded  this  as  conclusive.  Even  Solon 
did  not  claim  to  give  the  best  laws  to  the  Athenians,  but 
only  the  best  that  they  could  bear.  This  is  a  difficult  and 
many-sided  problem,  which  admits  of  a  wide  range  of  solu- 
tions from  that  of  the  conscious  political  rogue  who  is  busy 
hunting  after  the  spoils,  to  that  of  the  man  possessed  by  a 
high  ambition  to  be  useful  in  his  day.  The  people's  will 
certainly  must  prevail,  but  should  not  the  people  have  the 
benefit  of  the  truthful  expression  of  the  opinions  of  their 
public  men  before  they  decide  ?  If  so,  should  men  be 
banished  from  political  life  for  saying  truly  what  they  think? 
Is  it  a  sound  system  that  compels  men  not  alone  to  refrain 
from  giving  true  advice  to  the  people,  but  further,  to  them- 
selves give  the  weight  of  their  apparent  personal  belief  in 
whatever  may  be,  from  time  to  time,  to  the  fore,  as  the 
successful  thing  ?  There  is  a  screw  loose  in  all  this,  thought 
our  politician. 

But  the  merry  time  of  Christmas  was  now  approaching, 
and  a  truce  was  proclaimed  to  politics  and  its  perplexities. 
This  time  was  as  welcome  amidst  the  sunshine  of  the  new  land 
as  it  is  among  the  snows  of  the  old  ;  and  it  was  especially 
pleasing  to  Frankfort,  as  he  proposed  to  relax  himself  after 
the  perplexities  of  the  session  and  the  labours  of  the  lecture- 
room,  by  going  for  a  holiday  to  The  Blocks,  as  Mrs. 
Lamborn  had  proposed.  He  had  no  doubt  of  a  kindly 
reception  from  all  his  friends  at  Brassville,  though  it  was 
undeniable  that  his  Parliamentary  career  so  far  had  some- 
what disappointed  several  of  his  well-wishers  in  the  con- 
stituency. Mr.  Lamborn  could  not  understand  what  he 
meant  by  differing  from  his  party  and  backing  up  Brereton, 
who  had  been  so  niggardly  about  the  rabbits  ;  while  Mrs. 
Lamborn,  though  she  never  touched  mere  politics,  was  dis- 
appointed that  he  did  not,  as  she  had  suggested  in  her  letter, 
make  a  long  speech  to  turn  the  other  man  out.  She  had 
an  inward  feeling  that  he  was  getting  no  nearer  to  the 
peerage.  Hedger,  the  lawyer,  considered  that  he  had  shown 
himself  to  be  impracticable  ;  but  Neal  Nickerson,  the  school- 
master, argued  that  he  was  quite  right  to  contradict  his 


398  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

friends  if  they  were  wrong.  Barney  Clegg,  of  the  Brown 
Jug,  maintained  that  his  action  in  favouring  pensions  showed 
that  he  was  no  friend  to  the  people,  the  more  particularly  so 
as  his  own  name  had  not  yet  appeared  in  any  new  roll  of 
justices.  Karl  Brumm,  though  hating  pensions  much,  yet 
had  such  an  innate  sense  of  the  need  of  military  discipline, 
that  in  the  end  he  excused  our  politician,  while  at  the 
same  time  he  smiled  in  a  superior  way  at  all  such  feeble 
attempts  at  soldiering.  But,  on  the  other  hand,  Jacob 
Shumate  gave  up  our  politician  as  past  praying  for,  being 
now  clearly  identified  with  pensions  and  the  wrongful 
financial  institutions  of  modern  society.  He  was  thus  quite 
convinced  that,  so  far  from  seeking  to  induce  the  Minister 
to  disallow  Sandy  M'Givern's  pension,  he  had  actually 
advised  him  the  other  way  ;  and  as  he  sat  in  his  cottage  in 
Glooscap  brooding  over  the  matter  of  an  evening,  when  the 
children  were  in  bed  and  he  was  alone,  he  recalled  several 
small  circumstances  that,  now  when  he  looked  back  upon 
them,  quite  bore  out  this  conclusion.  To  his  dying  day  he 
retained  a  firm  belief,  founded  on  his  own  reason  as  to  what 
was  likely,  that  Frankfort  had  seen  the  Minister,  and  by 
some  legal  quibble  induced  him  to  put  a  wrong  construction 
on  those  sections  of  the  Act  relating  to  the  power  to  disallow 
the  wrongful  expenditure  of  corporate  funds.  M'Glumpy 
senior  was  rather  hurt  upon  reading  the  statement  of  our 
politician  that  he  had  withdrawn  his  nomination  of  Terence 
upon  such  a  trifling  ground  as  that  the  boy  had  not  com- 
pleted his  education.  But  on  reflection  he  came  to  the 
conclusion  that  this  must  only  be  a  Parliamentary  way  of 
putting  things,  as,  in  fact,  nothing  had  come  of  this  with- 
drawal, and  the  lad  had  been  established  as  the  official  letter- 
carrier  of  Glooscap.  He  had  begun  learning  to  read,  and 
meanwhile  the  neighbours  got  their  letters  pretty  much  as  they 
did  before,  and  he  cleaned  up  the  place  for  his  aunt  and  went 
with  special  letters  where  he  was  sent.  None  of  the  neigh- 
bours were  so  ill-natured  as  to  object.  So  the  public  were 
satisfied.  On  the  whole,  Mr.  M'Glumpy  enjoyed  the  in- 
cident in  all  its  phases,  took  any  adverse  comments  of  the 
Press  with  the  equanimity  of  an  old  politician,  and  regarded 
with  interest  the  discussion  in  Parliament  about  it  as  tending 


vi  PARLIAMENT  399 

generally  to  the  importance  of  the  clan  M'Glumpy,  of  which 
he  was  the  chief. 

Several  of  our  politician's  constituents  supported  him  ; 
and  Woodall,  the  bookseller,  used  to  argue  with  some  of  the 
dissatisfied  ones,  when  they  came  for  the  city  papers,  and 
point-blank  say  that  even  Harry  there,  his  blundering  shop- 
boy,  could  see  that  the  Pensions  cry  was  merely  a  political 
blind.  Miss  Gazelle  and  Seth  Pride  were  sadly  put  out 
about  the  Pensions,  but  overlooked  all  in  consideration  of 
Frankfort's  noble  stand  for  the  emancipation  of  woman. 
Besides,  though  the  late  Premier  had  fallen  away  on  the 
Pensions,  were  they  to  forget  that  it  was  he  who  had 
brought  in  the  Emancipating  Bill  ?  Also  a  few  inde- 
pendent electors,  without  going  into  the  merits  of  the 
question,  defended  the  Member  on  the  ground  that  there 
was  no  doubt  that  he  had  done  what  he  believed  to  be  the 
right  thing.  Among  these  last  must  be  classed  Eilly 
Lamborn,  her  only  contribution  to  the  animated  discussions 
that  took  place  upon  the  subject  at  The  Blocks  being  the 
remark  that  she  did  not  see  why  a  man  should  not  say  what 
he  thought,  even  though  he  was  in  Parliament. 

'  My  dear  young  lady,'  remonstrated  Hedger,  the 
lawyer,  '  a  man  goes  there  to  say  what  other  people 
think.' 

However,  they  were  all  glad  to  see  him,  especially  Mr. 
and  Mrs.  Fairlie  and  the  cousins,  who  were  often  at  The 
Blocks,  though  Mr.  Fairlie,  while  he  personally  agreed  with 
his  nephew's  views,  was  beginning  to  fear  that  they  would 
not  pay  in  a  business  aspect.  But  pleasure  ruled  the  hour. 
Picnics,  dinner-parties,  dances,  concerts  made  days  and 
nights  fly  by.  As  for  politics,  and  Frankfort's  supposed 
desertion  of  his  party,  they  could  not  be  wholly  avoided  in 
conversation,  nor  was  it  possible  to  escape  some  natural 
joking  about  the  unique  M'Glumpy  appointment.  Neal 
Nickerson  repeated,  more  than  once,  an  offer  to  teach  young 
M'Glumpy  free  at  his  school,  to  read  and  write,  '  wholly  on 
national  grounds,  for  the  sake  of  my  country,'  he  would 
observe,  and  then  look  round  in  the  confident  belief  that  he 
had  made  a  joke.  Once,  when  they  were  all  gathered  round 
the  piano  to  hear  Miss  Corney  sing  '  Faithful  and  True,'  by 


400  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  author  of '  Life's  Lullaby,'  Hedger  thought  that  he  made 
a  good  point  by  saying  aside  to  Miss  Lamborn,  who  was 
standing  with  Frankfort  near :  '  Ah,  "  faithful  and  true," 
that's  what  Sir  Donald  wants  him  to  be.  But  he  is  faith- 
less, and — Sir  Donald  is  in  tears.' 

Eilly  Lamborn  disliked  the  tone  in  which  Hedger  spoke, 
and  as  she  and  Frankfort  sat  down  on  a  sofa  when  the  song 
was  over,  said  to  him  in  her  open,  explicit  manner  :  '  Now, 
tell  me  what  is  this  that  father  and  they  are  all  talking 
about.  They  say,  do  you  know,  that  you  deserted  your 
party.  But  did  you  really  do  such  a  thing  as  that  ? '  and 
she  looked  straight  at  him  with  her  trustful  eyes. 

'  I  did  what  I  thought  right,  Miss  Lamborn,'  he  replied. 

'  Then  how  is  it  that  they  all  say  that  you  did  wrong  ? 
Father  and  Mr.  Hedger,  and  even  Mr.  Keech,  partly.  Father, 
you  see,  said,  when  I  said  that  a  man  should  say  what  he 
thought — father  said  positively  that  he  was  no  use  to  his 
party  if  he  did  not  think  as  they  did.' 

'Then  you  defend  my  saying  what  I  think.' 

1  No,  I  don't  know  that  I  really  do,  if,  you  see,  you  are 
in  Parliament.  But  then,  to  be  sure,  one  ought  to  speak 
truly  wherever  they  are.  But  Mr.  Hedger  says  no.' 

'  Well,  I  say  what  you  say.  So  we  agree,'  replied 
Frankfort,  not  heeding  the  argument  much,  but  interested  in 
her  earnestness. 

'  Yes  ;  that  is  very  right.  But  do  you  know  what  Mr. 
Keech  said,  when  I  told  him  about  Mr.  Brookfield  saying 
that  a  politician  must  choose  between  being  popular  and 
being  useful.' 

'  Why,  surely  he  approved  of  making  a  right  choice  ?  ' 

'  No,  what  he  said  was  this  :  that  if  a  man  did  not  take 
care  he  might  end  by  being  neither  popular  nor  useful.' 

1  Really  ? ' 

'  Yes,  and  you  know  what  a  good  old  man  he  is,'  said 
Eilly  Lamborn,  looking  up  at  Frankfort,  as  if  she  deprecated 
any  disparaging  criticism  on  his  remarks. 

'  You  see,  he  put  it  this  way.  This  is  what  he  said — he 
said  that  a  man  to  be  useful  must  be  popular,  in  a  way  at 
least,  you  know.' 

'  Ah  well,  Miss  Lamborn,  I  am  afraid   I   could  not  live 


vi  PARLIAMENT  401 

up  to   Mr.  Keech's    mark.      It    is   no  great  purpose  to  be 
popular  merely,  is  it?' 

'Yes,  just  so,'  said  Eilly  Lamborn  in  a  musing  way. 
'  But  you  see  you  are  there — in  Parliament,  I  mean.  I 
know,'  she  added,  with  a  laugh,  '  that  I  should  not  care  to 
be  anywhere  I  could  not  speak  as  I  thought.' 

'Well,  Miss  Lamborn,  I  must  say  that  I  deeply 
appreciate  your  way  of  looking  at  the  subject.  Indeed,  it 
is  exactly  my  own.  You  asked  me  just  now  to  explain  my 
position  to  you.  But  you  seem  to  me  to  understand  it 
yourself.  Often,  indeed,  a  high  moral  instinct  leads  us 
better  on  such  questions  than  mere  argument.' 

But  here  he  observed  a  changed  expression  pass  over 
the  honest  countenance  that  was  looking  up  at  him — an 
expression  of  disappointment,  almost  of  pain.  Some  new 
and  evidently  disparaging  reflection  was  passing  through  the 
mind  of  Eilly  Lamborn.  What  could  it  be  ?  She  seemed 
to  hesitate.  He  turned  towards  her  with  sympathetic  atten- 
tion, as  if  to  assist  the  expression  of  this  new  idea. 

The  fact  was  that,  when  he  had  spoken  of  the  high 
moral  instinct,  the  M'Glumpy  incident  had  at  once  occurred 
to  her.  She  had  only  heard  the  ill-natured  version  of  it — 
that  it  was  done  to  pay  for  the  M'Glumpy  votes.  To  talk 
of  high  morality  after  this  seemed  to  savour  of  hypocrisy. 
If  Eilly  Lamborn  could  hate  anything,  she  hated  hypocrisy. 

At  last  she  said,  in  an  accusing  tone  :  '  But  how,  then, 
could  you  appoint  that  letter-carrier,  who  could  not  read, 
whatever  his  family  had  done  for  you  ?  '  The  'then'  evidently 
applied  to  his  high  moral  tone. 

'  Gracious  Heavens,  you  don't  suppose,  Miss  Lamborn, 
that  I  did  it  knowingly  ?  I  took  it  for  granted  that,  like  all 
the  boys  about,  he  had  been  to  school.  I  cancelled  my 
nomination  the  moment  I  knew.  Really,  I  am  surprised 
that  you ' 

'  Now,  Eilly,  you  have  got  into  another  of  your  long 
arguments  about  sermons  or  something,  I  suppose.  And 
here  is  Mr.  Hedger  waiting  for  you  to  play  his  song.  You 
know,'  Mrs.  Lamborn  continued,  turning  to  Frankfort — 'you 
know,  Mr.  Hedger  says  that  she  is  the  only  one  who  plays  the 
accompaniment  properly  to  his  song  "  Good  Men  and  True.'" 

VOL.  I  2  D 


402  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

There  was  one  thing  that  Frankfort  could  not  help 
noticing  whenever  political  matters  came  up  in  conversa- 
tion, and  that  was  that  Eilly  Lamborn  was  the  one  of  the 
party  who  realised  clearly  that  the  abstract  question  of 
right  or  wrong,  principle  or  no  principle,  did  come  into  the 
consideration  of  the  subject.  It  evidently  came  naturally 
to  her — to  be  sure,  a  girl's  view — though  she  spoke  little, 
leaving  the  arguments  to  Hedger  and  Neal  Nickerson,  with 
her  father  coming  in  every  now  and  then  as  umpire. 
Hedger  regarded  the  whole  thing  as  a  game,  and  concluded 
that  it  was  obvious  that  if  a  man  went  into  any  game  he 
must  play  according  to  the  rules.  Neal  Nickerson  agreed 
to  this  conclusion,  but  said  that,  as  Hedger  stated  it,  it  was 
quite  misleading,  for  that  man  had  a  right  to  dispute  any 
rules  that  he  thought  wrong  and  try  to  get  them  altered  ; 
but  he  agreed  that,  so  long  as  the  rules  stood,  all  should 
play  the  game  in  the  same  way.  Mr.  Lamborn  thought 
simply  that  a  man  should  stick  to  his  party  and  do  the  best 
for  his  district  All  concurred  that  if  a  man  did  go  into 
politics  it  must  be  for  some  intelligible  object.  Mrs. 
Lamborn  thought  a  peerage.  But  Eilly  Lamborn  seemed 
to  have  the  innate  idea  that  truthfulness  and  sincerity  were 
as  right  in  politics  as  in  everyday  life. 

This  sympathy  of  feeling  upon  any  subject — religion, 
music,  literature,  politics — between  a  young  woman  and  a 
young  man  is  very  apt  to  develop  into  something  deeper 
and  fonder  still.  It  brings  together  and  forms  close 
unions  even  between  men.  And  then  it  is  in  holiday  hours 
and  country  scenes  like  these  now  at  The  Blocks — not  in 
the  glare  of  the  ballroom,  for  a  few  hours'  interval  amidst 
business  life — that  young  hearts  are  apt  to  grow  fond. 
Life  seems  then  so  bright  and  easy.  We  naturally  turn  to 
pleasant  visions.  And  the  keen,  though  apparently  languid, 
observation  of  Mrs.  Lamborn,  whose  whole  soul  was  wrapped 
up  in  her  only  child,  soon  discovered  a  possible  danger,  for 
danger  she  was  coming  to  regard  it,  the  more  she  heard  of 
the  conversations  upon  politics,  and  Frankfort's  odd  views 
about  them.  It  seemed  less  and  less  likely  that  he  would 
succeed  at  them,  as  she  had  hoped  he  would.  And  did  she 
want  her  dear  child  married  to  a  man  who  was  a  failure? 


vi  PARLIAMENT  403 

Personally  she  liked  him  well  enough,  and,  like  a  good  wife, 
was  anxious  to  be  civil  to  him,  as  he  was  a  brother  legislator 
of  her  husband's  ;  but  she  could  not  help  thinking  that  the 
brilliant  young  American,  Mr.  Fooks,  who  was  coming  to 
stay  next  week,  would  be  a  better  man  to  encourage. 
Certainly  the  Ethereal  Starch  Company,  which  he  had  come 
over  to  manage  in  Excelsior,  did  not  sound  in  any  way 
aristocratic  ;  but  then  he  was  said  to  belong  to  one  of  the 
F.F.  (first  families)  of  Virginia — more  ancient,  in  fact,  than 
Lord  Kilgour's,  which  only  came  into  notice  at  the  time  of 
the  Union  with  Ireland.  The  good  lady,  as  was  natural, 
secretly  confided  her  views  to  her  husband,  who  much 
respected  her  superior  wisdom  in  such  matters.  But  he  was 
disposed  to  take  rather  a  different  view  of  the  situation,  as 
he  thought  it  was  quite  possible  that,  after  getting  a  little 
experience,  Frankfort  would  prove  after  all  to  be  a  success- 
ful man.  However,  he  agreed  to  her  suggestion  that  he 
should  not  on  this  occasion  be  asked,  as  had  been  intended, 
to  prolong  his  stay  into  the  following  week,  for  the  purpose 
of  meeting  the  popular  young  American.  But  he  did  this 
rather  unwillingly,  and  said  that  Frankfort,  at  any  rate,  was 
as  much  a  gentleman  as  any  of  them,  and  that  whenever  he 
visited  the  district  he  would  be  always  glad  to  entertain 
him,  '  starch  or  no  starch.' 

'  Well,  you  need  not  be  vulgar  about  it,  in  any  case, 
Tom,'  was  the  just  rebuke  with  which  Mrs.  Lamborn  closed 
the  curtained  conference. 

When  Frankfort,  hearing  no  suggestion  for  the  prolong- 
ing his  stay,  announced  his  plans  for  departure,  Eilly 
suggested  to  her  mother  that  she  should  prevail  upon  him 
to  wait,  as  was  arranged  at  first,  to  meet  Mr.  Fooks,  as 
they  would  be  good  company  together,  and  it  would  be  fun 
to  hear  them  arguing.  But  the  mother  skilfully  excused 
herself  by  saying  that  she  did  not  feel  her  heart  strong 
enough  to  '  entertain  all  the  people  together,'  as  she  put  it,  in 
a  general  way,  and  that  he  must  come  and  stay  with  them  next 
winter  when  things  were  quieter.  As  her  mother  did  suffer 
from  weak  action  of  the  heart,  Eilly  said  not  another  word. 

He  left  them,  then,  at  the  end  of  the  week.  At  break- 
fast the  day  before  he  went  away  the  old  question  about 


404  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP,  vi 

politics  suddenly  came  up  again,  introduced  by  Hedger, 
who  had  ridden  over  early  to  get  Mr.  Lamborn's  signature 
to  a  notice  of  appeal  under  the  Rabbit  Assessment  Act 
Eilly  Lamborn  broke  in  more  positively  this  time,  and 
rather  confusedly,  with  her  view  that  it  was  a  right  and  true 
thing  for  a  man  to  say  what  he  thought.  Mr.  Hedger  was 
just  beginning  his  reply  in  the  usual  way,  '  My  dear  young 

lady '  when  Eilly  exclaimed,  slightly  flushing,  that,  as 

she  could  not  explain  clearly  what  she  meant,  and  as  Mr. 
Frankfort  had  to  go  away,  she  would  write  her  views  and 
send  them  to  him.  This  idea  annoyed  Mrs.  Lamborn,  but 
she  was  too  kind  a  mother  to  say  much.  So  she  only 
remarked — '  Well,  Eilly,  you  are  always  doing  something 
odd,  so  Mr.  Frankfort  will  not  be  surprised  when  he  gets 
your  reasons  and  writings  and  things  about  politics.' 

'Why,  Mrs.  Lamborn,'  he  said,  quite  truthfully,  'the 
writing  will  only  be  a  continuation  of  this  conversation,  and 
I  am  sure  it  has  been  nothing  but  pleasant.' 

They  all  parted  most  kindly.  Frankfort  never  suspected 
that  any  coolness  lurked  beneath  the  tranquil  manner  of 
Mrs.  Lamborn.  He  could  not  but  feel,  yet  he  scarcely 
owned  to  himself,  the  spell  that  Eilly  Lamborn,  unconsciously 
on  her  part,  seemed  for  the  time  at  least  to  cast  over  him 
by  her  noble  natural  insight  into  the  higher  view  of  human 
life,  and,  to  be  sure,  also  by  that  delightful  open  and  sincere 
manner,  and  especially  by  the  magic  of  that  eye.  It  is  a 
terrible  organ  the  eye,  for  the  sway  it  can  establish  at  certain 
times.  He  recalled  the  words  of  his  Burns — 

She  charm'd  my  soul  I  wist  na  how ; 
And  ay  the  stound,  the  deadly  wound 
Cam  frae  her  een  sae  bonnie  blue. 

But  as  he  rolled  away  in  the  train,  he  began  to  recover 
himself.  He  repressed  tender  feelings,  for  he  knew  that  his 
position  was  precarious,  and  was  beginning  to  think  that  his 
career  might  not  be  destined  to  be  what  is  commonly  con- 
sidered a  very  successful  one.  And  he  held  that  it  was  not 
only  unwise,  but  dishonest,  to  contract  obligations  in  the 
most  serious  affair  of  life  without  a  reasonable  prospect  of 
being  able  to  meet  them. 


CHAPTER    VII 

PROGRESSIVE    LEGISLATION 

THE  history  of  the  political  and  social  movements  in 
Excelsior  is  instructive  as  showing  how  the  forces  that  are 
at  work  in  our  time  operate  in  an  advanced  community  of 
intelligent  and  prosperous  men,  placed  amid  conditions  of 
perfect  freedom,  relieved  from  old-world  trammels,  starting 
afresh  upon  their  national  career,  and  able  from  the  easy 
conditions  of  their  life  to  try  what  experiments  they  please, 
not  alone  in  matters  of  political  Government,  but  in  the 
more  perplexing  sphere  of  industrial  life.  The  Province 
dated  from  its  infancy  scarcely  three  generations.  The 
pioneers  were  hardy  and  enterprising  emigrants  who  won 
and  made  their  home  in  the  primeval  forests.  They  started 
fairly  together,  equally  poor,  their  little  world  of  enterprise 
open  to  all  alike,  with  no  distinction  between  them  except, 
indeed,  that  fundamental  and  determining  difference  that 
Nature  makes  when  she  drops  the  baby  into  the  cradle.  At 
first  they  were  wholly  occupied  with  the  struggle  to  secure 
their  footing  in  the  new  land,  and  to  control  to  their  use  its 
great  natural  capabilities.  As  time  went  on  and  new  immi- 
grants came  in,  from  all  the  nations  of  Europe,  but  chiefly 
from  Britain,  which  they  proudly  claimed  as  their  mother- 
land, their  attention  became  more  directed  to  the  form  of 
Government  under  which  it  would  please  them  to  live.  The 
home  authorities  gave  them  full  scope  to  constitute  this  as 
they  liked,  and  to  alter  it  as  often  and  in  whatever  manner 
they  thought  best.  If  they  even  desired  to  separate  alto- 
gether from  the  Empire  and  set  up  a  Republic  of  their 

405 


406  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

own,  no  serious  objection  would,  at  that  time,  have  been 
raised.  They  were  far  away  at  the  Antipodes,  and  had 
their  fortunes  within  their  own  grasp. 

It  is  not  in  many  periods  of  man's  history  that  we  can 
see  such  an  experiment  tried.  A  civilised,  instructed  people, 
sprung  from  a  race  with  such  noble  political  traditions  as 
the  English,  placed  in  a  new  and  bountiful  land,  and  left  to 
mould  their  institutions  at  their  own  pleasure.  They  were  free 
from  the  hard  conditions  of  life  that  weigh  down  peoples  in 
old  lands.  They  had  no  smouldering  religious  feuds,  ever 
ready  to  burst  into  flame  at  the  breath  of  bigotry  or  faction  ; 
no  perplexing  problems  of  race  ;  no  privileged  classes  with 
ancient  vested  rights  ;  no  antiquated  institutions,  burden- 
some to  retain,  yet  difficult  to  pull  down  ;  no  army  or  navy 
to  support ;  no  foreign  relations  to  distract  their  energies  or 
tax  their  pockets.  They  had  no  pauper  masses,  the  sad 
inheritance  from  past  ages.  If  there  were  to  be  the  poor 
among  them,  they  must  produce  them  from  themselves.  They 
had  an  abundance  of  land,  fertile  to  cultivate,  and  possessing 
also  other  elements  of  wealth — coal,  iron,  silver,  timber. 
Their  climate  was  gracious  to  man,  enabling  him  to  live  and 
work  in  the  open  air  the  whole  year  through,  not  hindered 
by  an  inclement  winter,  as  in  the  other  hemisphere.  They 
were  free  from  many  deadly  forms  of  disease,  which  in  the 
long  centuries  of  man's  habitation  had  been  ineradicably 
acclimatised  in  the  old  world.  The  kindly  observer,  seeing 
these  things,  might  well  apply  to  the  new  settlers  the 
ancient  benediction :  '  May  the  gods  grant  you  long  life  ! 
As  for  all  other  good  gifts,  they  are  already  your  own.' 

The  form  of  their  Government  soon  naturally  engaged 
the  attention  of  the  settlers.  This  was  moulded  upon 
English  lines  and  upon  popular  principles,  as  they  were 
then  understood.  The  Queen,  operating  through  her  agent, 
the  Governor,  was  the  head  of  the  Government.  This 
royal  framework  of  the  Executive  gives  a  tone  or  style 
to  the  most  extreme  forms  of  popular  rule.  They  consti- 
tuted two  chambers  of  the  Legislature,  in  one  of  which  all 
the  men  of  the  Province  were  represented  equally  ;  while  in 
their  Senate  they  sought  to  give  effect  to  what  philosophical 
Liberals,  such  as  Mackintosh,  Mill,  and  de  Tocqueville,  lay 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  407 

down  as  essential  to  the  success  of  Democracy — the  principle 
of  some  centre  of  resistance  to  the  immediate  impulse  of  the 
popular  vote,  so  as  to  give  the  public  time  to  ascertain  what 
the  settled  will  of  the  people  was.  But  soon  more  advanced 
ideas  prevailed,  and  their  Senate,  which  had  been  repre- 
sentative of  only  a  part  of  the  people,  was  turned  into  a 
Nominee  Chamber,  to  which  the  people's  Government 
appointed  men  who  could  be  relied  upon  not  to  obstruct  or 
delay  the  carrying  out  of  the  people's  wish.  Soon  universal 
suffrage,  equal  electoral  districts,  the  ballot,  payment  for 
members  of  both  Houses,  and  short  Parliaments  gave  the 
Government  into  the  hands  of  the  male  population  of  the 
Province.  All  remnants  of  exclusiveness,  or  privilege  to 
property  or  social  position,  were  swept  away.  All  stood 
level  before  the  ballot-box,  the  man  of  thousands  casting  in 
his  one  vote  upon  equal  terms  with  the  day-labourer. 

But  still  the  political  machine  was  felt  to  be  incomplete. 
A  generous  sentiment  soon  called  for  the  concession  to 
women  of  equal  political  power  with  men  ;  and  soon  the 
electoral  rolls  of  Excelsior  were  doubled  by  the  inclusion 
of  the  wives,  mothers,  sisters,  and  daughters  of  the  Province. 

After  these  reforms  something  was  yet  felt  to  be  want- 
ing— indeed,  much  was  felt  to  be  wanting.  The  enthusiasm 
of  the  people  for  their  Parliament  did  not  increase  as  they 
came  to  be  more  completely  identified  with  it.  It  may 
seem  strange  that  this  should  be  so,  but  such  was  the 
fact.  Defects  appeared  clearer  upon  closer  acquaintance. 
There  was  among  the  public  no  submissive  deference,  such 
as  their  fathers  felt  in  the  old  land  for  the  Parliament, 
placed  as  it  was  at  a  distance  above  them,  to  restrain  too 
independent  a  scrutiny  into  its  failings.  The  people  were 
directly  mixed  up  with  the  institution,  and  perhaps  found  in 
it  a  reflex  of  their  own  infirmities.  They  saw  through  the 
so-called  party  system,  which  in  their  young  industrial  com- 
munity meant  the  contest  between  the  ins  and  the  outs. 
The  Populist  or  Socialist  element,  which  was  a  real  power, 
owing  to  its  aggressive  qualities  and  its  ceaseless  activity, 
complained  that  they  were  not  able  to  get  their  social 
reforms  carried  out  promptly.  Parliament,  they  averred, 
often  trifled  with  those  reforms,  taking  them  up  for  party 


4°8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

purposes  and  then  neglecting  them,  or  adopting  them  in 
some  mangled  shape  owing  to  political  considerations. 

One  of  the  more  advanced  proposals  for  coping  with  the 
evil  was  to  abolish  this  same  Party  Government,  and  have 
affairs  carried  on  by  a  standing  committee  of  the  House  of 
Representatives  that  would  be  always  ready  to  do  what  the 
public  wanted.  But  the  more  popular  project  was  to  have, 
in  one  form  or  another,  direct  legislation  by  the  people  ; 
though  in  Excelsior  they  had  not  reached  the  still  more 
advanced  stage  that  some  American  States  have  arrived  at, 
which  prohibit  their  Legislatures  from  meeting  at  all  oftener 
than  once  in  so  many  years.  In  Excelsior  the  desire  was 
to  have  the  ultimate  decision  upon  proposed  laws  resting 
with  the  direct  popular  vote.  In  passing,  it  may  be 
remarked  that  the  ideal  towards  which  advanced  democracies 
are  now  tending  is  that  of  a  central  authority,  absolute  in 
its  scope  of  action,  but  dependent  upon  the  people  for 
periodical  election,  which  would  promptly  carry  out  the 
measures  of  social  relief  that  are  now  the  chief  concern  of 
peoples,  political  power  having  been  won.  The  feeling  is 
that  Parliaments  have  had  their  day.  The  enthusiasm  for 
individual  liberty  has  cooled.  The  need  for  it  is  not  so 
much  felt ;  while  impatience  at  delays  in  getting  what  is 
wanted  suggests  the  practical  advantage  of  a  benevolent  and 
popular  despotism.  In  this  feeling  we  are  coming  back  to 
older  times.  The  social  reformers  in  France  in  the  middle 
of  the  eighteenth  century,  who  propounded  wise  measures  for 
ameliorating  the  lot  of  the  people,  which,  if  adopted,  might 
even  have  saved  the  French  Monarchy,  always  maintained 
that  these  could  be  best  carried  out  under  an  absolute  king. 
The  Manchester  school,  which  was  for  giving  votes  to  the 
masses,  left  them  to  find  bread  for  themselves. 

In  Excelsior  it  was  not  long  before  the  inevitable  trend 
of  modern  democracy  to  make  politics  a  social  science  was 
made  plain.  The  political  constitution  of  the  little  com- 
munity was  changed  and  changed  again,  modified  and 
expanded  at  pleasure,  till  all  men  and  women  voted  as  they 
pleased,  and  nominated  delegates  to  do  their  bidding.  Not 
a  vestige  of  caste  or  class  remained.  No  one  was  born 
superior  to  any  one  else.  Even  the  few  who  were  better  off 


vn  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLA  T1ON  409 

than  the  rest  were  a  constantly  changing  quantity,  being 
continually  and  rapidly  recruited  from  below,  and  they,  or 
at  least  their  children,  evermore  tumbling  down  into  the 
crowd. 

Yet  life  remained  a  troublesome  matter  even  in  this  new 
land  and  under  such  conditions.  After  all  was  done  that 
could  be  done  to  complete  the  political  machine,  things  still 
went  awry  on  the  social  side  of  life.  There  was  no  such 
poverty  as  in  older  lands  appals  thinking  men.  On  the 
contrary,  wages  were  higher  and  the  necessaries  of  life  lower 
than  in  most  other  parts  of  the  world.  Still,  unquestionably 
some  men  were  able  to  jump  upon  the  shoulders  of  the  rest 
and  gain  position  and  affluence  at  the  top  ;  while  others,  and 
they  not  idle  men  either,  had  to  toil  on  for  their  daily  bread, 
and,  even  in  Excelsior,  at  exceptional  times,  found  difficulty 
in  getting  the  work  at  the  established  wage  by  which  they 
could  win  this  bread.  Why  should  this  be  so  ?  is  a  question 
that  any  man  can  readily  ask,  but  to  which  a  direct  answer 
is  not  so  easy  to  give.  At  least,  while  you  may  state  the 
reasons  for  the  fact,  there  is  more  difficulty  in  showing  the 
justification  for  the  reasons.  But  when  the  less  fortunate, 
who  are  the  great  majority,  have  power  placed  in  their 
hands  by  a  system  which  proclaims  that  all  men  are  equal, 
when  they  ask  this  question  it  is  evident  that  they  will  not 
be  contented  with  any  mere  scholastic  treatment  of  the 
problem.  They  will  set  themselves  to  remedy  this  faulty 
state  of  things  if  they  can.  And  whether  they  will  abolish 
or  will  tolerate  industrial  freedom,  with  its  necessary  inci- 
dent, competition,  upon  which  modern  society  so  far  rests, 
depends  upon  whether  it  can  be  so  moulded  as  to  make  the 
worse  off,  or  at  least  a  large  proportion  of  them,  personally 
interested  in  preserving  it. 

But,  as  regards  Excelsior,  only  the  initial  stage  of  the 
contest  had  been  reached.  The  people  had  power,  and 
being  dissatisfied  with  mere  political  results,  turned  all  their 
energy  to  the  task  of  improving  the  lot  of  the  toilers  by 
labour  laws  and  by  Government  assistance.  Politics  were 
merged  in  social  effort — the  effort  to  turn  to  useful  account 
those  new  and  all-powerful  forces  that  were  now  vested  in 
the  people. 


4io  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Much  that  tended  in  this  direction  had  been  accom- 
plished already.  A  simple  narrative  of  what  had  been  so 
far  done  would  impress  any  observer  who  came  from  the 
heavily-laden  populations  of  the  old  world.  From  the  first 
the  people  of  Excelsior  had  been  impressed  by  the  truth, 
which  was  so  frequently  proclaimed  by  the  early  social 
reformers,  that  ignorance  was  one  of  the  prime  causes  of 
poverty  ;  and  they  had  early  established  in  the  Province  a 
system  of  free,  secular,  and  compulsory  education,  under 
which  the  present  generation  of  the  people  had  been  brought 
up.  It  was  free  even  to  the  extent  of  finding  books  and 
slates  for  the  poorer  children,  and  also  under  special  circum- 
stances paying  a  small  sum  to  the  parents  to  defray  the 
cost  of  sending  them  .  to  school.  Liberal  scholarships  were 
provided  to  help  promising  students  to  go  on  to  the  William 
Dorland  University.  Expense  was  not  heeded  in  carrying 
out  the  system.  Wherever  a  few  settlers'  huts,  a  store,  and 
a  blacksmith's  shop  were  to  be  found  throughout  the  bush, 
they  were  followed  by  a  school.  Want  of  a  sufficient  supply 
of  good  land  for  the  people  to  work  upon  has  ever  been 
considered  another  pregnant  cause  of  poverty.  This  diffi- 
culty did  not  exist  for  the  people  of  Excelsior.  They  had 
more  than  they  knew  what  to  do  with.  It  was  given  all 
over  the  Province  at  a  nominal  rent,  that  after  a  few  years 
purchased  the  freehold,  to  those  who  undertook  to  settle 
upon  it  and  to  carry  on  cultivation.  The  laws  were  so 
framed  as  to  exclude  the  capitalist,  and  give  it  to  the  poor 
man  whose  labour  was  his  property.  In  bad  seasons  the 
payment  of  the  rent  was  postponed.  Railways  were  made 
by  the  Government  at  a  vast  cost  over  the  Province,  to  bring 
the  produce  of  the  land  to  market ;  and  were  worked  by 
the  State,  without  regard  to  profit,  for  the  purpose  of  giving 
a  cheap  service  to  the  public,  and  also  so  as  to  maintain  a 
good  standard  of  wages  for  the  employees. 

After  a  while  the  distance  from  the  seaboard  and  the 
metropolis  was,  railways  notwithstanding,  held  to  be  too 
heavy  a  handicap  to  the  producer.  Some  large  estates  of 
the  best  lands  were  accumulated  in  the  natural  course  of 
events.  So  laws  were  passed  taxing  specially  large  holdings, 
and  also  enabling  the  Government  to  buy,  if  need  be  com- 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  411 

pulsorily,  good  properties  near  the  best  markets,  and  to 
lease  them  out  to  the  people  upon  easy  terms  of  long-dated 
payments.  Large  sums  were  borrowed  in  Europe  to  carry 
out  this  policy. 

Cheap  money  is  often  a  want  in  industrial  work.  The 
Government  of  Excelsior  borrowed  large  sums,  lent  it  out  to 
the  small  farmers,  and  made  the  repayment  extend  over  a 
prolonged  term  of  years.  To  further  assist  the  worker,  small 
contracts  to  clear  forest  lands  were  let  out  to  the  unemployed, 
and  the  cleared  parts  were  then  leased  to  them  in  perpetuity 
at  a  rent  that  was  to  pay,  ultimately,  the  cost  of  the  con- 
tracts. Bonuses  were  given  for  special  agricultural  products. 
Stores  to  facilitate  their  export  were  erected  at  the  cost  of 
Government,  and  a  Minister  of  Lands  and  Agriculture, 
assisted  by  a  staff  of  experts,  gave  all  practical  help  and 
instruction  to  the  workers  in  prosecuting  their  industry. 
Similar  aid  was  given  to  the  mining  industry  by  the  Minister 
of  Mines  and  his  experts.  A  large  yearly  endowment  was 
paid  to  the  Local  Boards  throughout  the  country  to  assist  in 
making  roads,  promoting  local  improvements,  and  affording 
employment.  The  Public  Works  Department  also  expended 
money  obtained  by  loans  freely  upon  national  works  through- 
out the  Province. 

But  the  chief  attention  of  the  Government  and  Legis- 
lature was  bestowed  upon  the  people  in  the  towns.  It  was 
held  that  there  must  be  a  diversity  of  occupation  for  the 
young,  and  to  promote  this  a  strong  system  of  Protection 
was  adopted.  Whatever  could  be  made  in  the  country  was 
prevented  from  being  imported.  Several  factories  sprang 
up,  giving  employment  to  many ;  but  as  production  in- 
creased, and  they  could  not  produce  so  cheaply  as  to  be 
able  to  export,  falling  profits  led  to  declining  wages  and  to 
generally  unsatisfactory  conditions  of  employment.  There- 
upon what  was  considered  the  most  advanced  Factory  Act 
in  the  world  was  passed.  All  factories  were  put  under 
strict  Government  inspection.  A  minimum  wage  was  fixed, 
and  the  further  arrangement  of  wages  was  handed  over  to 
Boards.  Home  work  was  discouraged  to  the  utmost,  and 
all  articles  made  in  private  dwellings  had  to  be  labelled. 
The  hours  of  work  were  strictly  limited,  and  numerous 


412  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

provisions,  including  directions  for  holidays,  were  made  to 
protect  the  workers  of  all  ages.  A  change  truly  from  the 
time  when  children  under  ten  used  to  be  found  upon  the 
forms  asleep  from  the  exhaustion  of  their  twelve  or  fifteen 
hours'  a  day  toil ! 

The  Industrial,  Conciliation,  and  Arbitration  laws  en- 
abled seven  workpeople  to  bring  the  employer  before  the 
Board  to  answer  any  complaint,  and  compelled  the  settle- 
ment of  industrial  disputes  by  the  appointed  tribunals.  The 
Employers'  Liability  Act  protected  the  wage -earner,  as  far 
as  possible,  from  injury.  Numerous  laws  provided  for  the 
supervision  of  shipping  and  the  safety  of  seamen.  The 
Master  and  Apprentice  Act  guarded  the  young  ;  the  Coal 
Mines  Act  regulated  the  coal  mines  ;  the  Servants'  Registry 
Act,  the  engagement  of  servants  ;  the  Contractors'  and 
Workmen's  Lien  Act  gave  a  lien  over  property  to  those  who 
had  done  work  upon  it ;  while  the  Wages'  Attachment  Act 
prevented  wages  of  less  than  £2  a  week  from  being  attached 
for  the  debt  of  the  wage-earner.  Shops  were  not  overlooked. 
The  hours  that  they  could  be  kept  open  were  fixed  by  law, 
and  all  had  to  give  one  half-holiday  a  week  to  every  person 
employed. 

The  Minister  of  Labour,  supported  by  the  Secretary  for 
Labour,  Chief  Inspector  of  Factories,  and  a  staff  of  local 
inspectors,  male  and  female,  throughout  the  Province,  took  a 
sympathetic  care  that  the  laws  were  strictly  enforced  and 
the  wage-earner  protected.  Their  inspection  was  continuous 
and  minute,  and  extended  to  every  industry  and  to  every 
district  of  the  Province.  As  one  of  the  official  reports  of 
the  Secretary  for  Labour  states,  the  inspection  was  not  con- 
fined to  cities,  though  no  doubt  it  was  most  searching  there. 
He  says  :  '  Men  scattered  widely  at  the  various  occupations 
of  colonial  country  life — shearing,  harvesting,  bush-felling, 
road-making — or  sailing  coastal  vessels,  etc.,  require  legal 
protection  against  the  dangers  and  disabilities  to  which  their 
callings  expose  them.  This  general  dispersion  of  industry 
necessitates  not  only  a  wide  system  of  supervision,  but  legis- 
lative measures  of  a  peculiar  character,  at  once  sufficiently 
elastic  to  comprehend  many  varieties  of  function,  and  yet 
rigid  to  crush  any  apparent  abuse.' 


vn  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  413 

In  their  yearly  reports  to  Parliament,  the  officials  dis- 
cussed all  the  wrongs  and  incidents  of  industrial  life — strikes, 
the  unemployed,  sweating,  co-operative  contracts,  State 
farms,  charitable  aid,  the  truck  system,  shops  and  factories, 
accidents  to  the  workers,  and  convictions  of  the  masters  for 
infringements  of  the  law. 

It  is  evident  that  a  large  expenditure  would  be  required 
to  maintain  this  system  of  Government.  In  Excelsior  the 
yearly  estimates  of  expenditure  showed  an  outlay  that  would 
have  astonished  the  old  nations  of  Europe.  The  revenue 
was  supplied  by  a  high  scale  of  taxation  upon  income  and 
property,  by  heavy  Customs  duties  upon  imports,  and  also 
by  loan  money  that  was  freely  supplied  from  the  London 
market.  In  earlier  times  large  sums  were  got  by  the  sale  of 
Crown  lands,  and  some  income  was  still  obtained  from  the 
rents  of  the  leaseholders.  There  was  a  graduated  Land  Tax 
that  exempted  all  improvements  from  taxation,  and  which 
applied  only  to  properties  that  were  over  £500  in  value; 
and  an  Income  Tax  that  left  all  incomes  under  £300  a  year 
untouched.  As  these  taxes  only  fell  upon  a  few,  they  did 
not  produce  much,  and  the  bulk  of  the  money  required  had 
to  be  got  from  the  other  sources  mentioned. 

A  considerable  portion  of  the  public  expenditure  was 
owing,  directly  or  indirectly,  to  the  duty  which  the  State 
latterly  undertook  of  finding  work  for  the  unemployed. 
Notwithstanding  the  favourable  conditions  of  the  Province 
for  industry,  it  was  not  long  before  the  unemployed  difficulty 
presented  itself.  At  first  the  Government  declined  to  admit 
that  it  was  the  duty  of  the  State  to  find  employment  for  the 
people,  unless  at  some  exceptional  crisis,  and  then  at  works 
upon  which  a  wage,  somewhat  lower  than  the  full  market 
rate,  would  be  paid.  It  was  then  argued  that  if  they  were 
to  provide  for  the  manual  workers,  they  should  equally  pro- 
vide for  the  many  unemployed  clerks  and  governesses  in  the 
Province.  But  later  on  in  its  history,  at  a  season  of  indus- 
trial depression,  and  when,  to  whatever  cause  owing,  there 
was  a  good  deal  of  distress,  this  attitude  of  the  Government 
was  departed  from,  and  its  duty  to  provide  work  was  quietly 
conceded.  The  accepted  formula  for  expressing  the  claims 
of  the  workers  was,  that  the  State  should  find  every  willing 


414  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

man  work,  or  at  least  put  him  in  the  way  of  finding  it  for 
himself.  The  work  thus  given  was  paid  for  at  the  full 
market  rate  of  wages,  which  was  above  the  value  of  what  a 
man's  labour  would  produce  if  employed  in  tilling  the  soil, 
though  not  above  what  the  combined  action  of  the  protection 
of  industry  and  the  enactment  of  the  minimum  wage  secured 
to  the  workers  in  the  limited  home  market  of  the  town 
industries.  Public  works  were  undertaken  partly  with  a 
view  to  their  usefulness,  but  also  in  consideration  of  the 
work  that  they  would  give  to  the  unemployed.  And  in 
this  way  active  interests  and  particular  districts  were  able  to 
secure  the  carrying  out  of  works  that  would  not  have  been 
undertaken  upon  their  intrinsic  merits. 

The  Minister  of  Labour  superintended  the  administration 
of  this  part  of  State  service.  An  office  was  opened  for 
registering  applicants.  Books  were  kept  which  recorded  the 
names  of  thousands  of  manual  workers  (for  these  only  were 
entertained),  and  they  were  provided  for  in  the  order  of 
priority  of  registration  as  far  as  a  vigilant  Government  could 
provide  for  them. 

There  could  be  no  doubt  that  the  social  state  of  Excel- 
sior was  a  happy  one,  nay,  a  blessed  one  among  nations. 
Its  natural  conditions  made  the  production  of  wealth  easy. 
Large  sums  of  money  raised  by  the  Government  went  in  the 
wages  of  labour,  which  in  Europe  would  go  to  war  or  the 
preparations  for  war.  Stringent  legislation  and  the  constant 
vigilance  of  a  people's  Government  promoted  the  distribution 
of  wealth  among  the  people  at  large.  Still,  there  were  poor 
in  the  land.  The  social  reformers  were  eager  to  take 
measures  to  prevent  the  growing  up  among  them  of  evils 
similar  to  those  which  afflicted  older  lands,  and  some  of 
which  they  discerned  to  be  creeping  in  among  them  despite 
all  their  efforts  and  amid  all  the  conditions  of  prosperity  that 
surrounded  them.  The  call  for  progressive  legislation  to 
cope  with  them  was  constant.  Some  citizens  said,  or  rather 
whispered  to  one  another,  that  a  main  cause  of  the  want  of 
employment  was  that  the  settlers  could  not  cultivate  the 
land  at  the  wages  fixed  by  the  Government  standard  and 
under  the  uncertain  conditions  of  labour.  They  could  only  pay 
the  wage  that  the  land  produced  in  the  world's  market.  Thus 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  415 

they  got  out  of  the  way  of  employing,  and  the  workers  of  look- 
ing to  them  for  employment,  or  adapting  themselves  to  work 
on  the  land.  But  the  view  of  the  authorities  was  different. 

The  pages  of  the  provincial  Hansard  contained  frequent 
references  to  the  struggling  position  of  many  of  the  workers, 
and  the  difficulty  they  found  in  rising  in  life  or  bettering 
their  lot.  Thus  it  seemed  that  one  effect  of  the  very 
stringency  of  the  labour  legislation,  and  the  benevolent 
activity  of  the  Government,  was  to  increase  the  need  for  the 
extension  of  the  system,  and  to  discredit  the  old-fashioned 
individualistic  methods  for  coping  with  the  evils  of  life.  The 
advanced  party  held  that  all  things  led  up  to  a  point  when 
a  further  departure  in  progressive  legislation  was  demanded, 
if  they  were  ever  to  solve  effectually  the  problem  of  poverty 
in  their  province. 

When  a  new  Government  takes  office  in  a  self-governing 
country,  it  is  expected  to  announce  a  fresh  and  vigorous 
policy  of  some  kind — something  stirring  and  something 
attractive.  In  Excelsior  this  had  always  to  include  some 
proposals  for  the  industrial  relief  of  the  worker.  There 
were  many  social  ills  still  to  be  dealt  with.  But  what 
specially  challenged  attention  was  the  increase  of  poverty 
among  the  aged.  For  as  the  province  grew  in  years,  the 
proportion  of  old  people  in  the  community  increased,  and 
the  many — and  even  there  there  were  many — who  had  failed 
in  the  battle  of  life  were  being  faced  with  the  twin  evils  of 
painful  want  and  sad  old  age.  The  operation  of  the 
minimum  wage,  too,  had  been  to  displace  workers  who  were 
past  their  prime.  As  they  were  prevented  from  earning  a 
living  by  the  law,  which  benefited  the  younger  men  at  their 
expense,  it  was  not  unreasonable  that  they  should  look  for 
another  law  to  provide  for  them.  To  do  this  was  one  of 
the  advanced  proposals  of  the  day,  but  there  were  many 
other  plans  mooted  for  the  relief  of  the  people.  Some  of 
those  announced  by  the  very  progressive  party  were  considered 
to  be  wild  and  even  impossible  ;  but  so  many  ideas  which 
had  been  regarded  in  the  same  light  in  the  past  were  now 
accepted  as  obviously  right  and  reasonable,  that  it  was  hard 
to  say  where  the  line  was  to  be  drawn  in  the  future.  The 
presumption  was  in  favour  of  anything  new  and  striking. 


416  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Leaving  now  Sir  Donald  and  his  colleagues  to  select 
which  of  the  progressive  reforms  they  will  take  up  for  the 
session's  work,  we  find  that  our  politician  was  not  idle 
during  the  Parliamentary  recess.  In  Excelsior  the  most 
exacting  work  of  the  Member  of  Parliament  was  outside 
Parliament,  attending  to  the  business  of  his  constituents. 
This  naturally  increases  the  more  paternal  the  government 
becomes,  and  the  more  the  State  has  to  do  for  districts  and 
private  interests.  The  public  are  impatient  of  delay  in 
having  their  wants  attended  to.  The  result  has  been,  in  all 
countries  that  have  popular  government, the  rapid  development 
of  the  agency  functions  of  the  political  representative,  and 
that  a  new  double-sided  profession  has  been  developed,  with 
a  business  side  and  a  political  side,  but  of  which  the  business 
side  is  the  more  laborious  of  the  two.  For  the  wants  of  a 
district  seem  more  important  to  its  residents  than  do  the 
wants  of  the  country.  A  special  rush  of  deputations  always 
sets  in  upon  a  new  Government,  and  the  skilful  spokesman 
who  at  such  a  time  introduces  a  deputation  does  not  fail  to 
convey  to  the  young  Minister  what  a  good  opportunity  he 
has  of  showing  how  broad  and  generous  are  the  views  of  the 
new  Cabinet. 

Among  the  letters  that  our  politician  found  upon  his 
table  one  morning  about  this  time  was  one  from  Birnie 
Farrar,  the  Town  Clerk  of  Glooscap,  asking  him  to  attend 
'  a  grand  united  Deputation  from  Brassville,  Leadville,  and 
Tinville,'  on  the  following  Tuesday,  to  the  Minister  of  Lands, 
which  was  to  be  introduced  by  Mr.  Theodore  Bunker,  the 
Member  for  Leadville.  It  was  to  urge  upon  the  Minister  to 
grapple  with  the  Rabbit  question,  which  the  circular  stated 
'  had  now  reached  an  acute  stage.'  They  were  to  meet  at 
eleven  o'clock  at  the  Tramway  Arms  Hotel,  in  order  to  settle 
the  line  of  action  before  the  Minister. 

A  few  days  afterwards  Frankfort  called  at  the  Water 
Bureau  to  see  the  Minister,  Mr.  Slater  Scully,  who  had 
written  to  him  asking  his  opinion  upon  a  constitutional 
question  that  had  arisen  with  regard  to  Riparian  rights  in 
the  Water  Conservation  Bill.  Slater  Scully,  though  himself 
a  lawyer,  had  no  taste  for  intricate  phases  of  any  subject,  and 
was  rather  perplexed  over  the  complex  questions  of  public 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  417 

and  private  rights  that  his  Bill  had  raised.  Our  politician 
chose  a  Friday  afternoon,  as  he  knew  that  the  Minister 
would  then  be  more  at  leisure  than  he  was  during  the  earlier 
days  of  the  week.  He  found  the  faithful  Crane  in  the 
waiting-room,  as  placid  and  as  obsequious  as  ever. 

'  It's  proud  I  am  to  see  your  Honer,  and  hope  your 
Honer's  well.  It's  just  this  very  minute  that  Mr.  Lavender 
has  left — most  special,  particular  business  took  him.  I 
wonder  your  Honer  did  not  meet  him  straight  upon  top 
of  the  steps  there,  going  down  into  the  street.' 

Thus  Crane  spoke,  moving  round  and  round  before 
Frankfort,  and  at  the  same  time  slightly  receding  back  in 
his  movement,  as  if  mutely  to  express  his  willingness  that 
he  should  come  in. 

'  That's  all  right,  Crane.  I  don't  want  Mr.  Lavender : 
I  want  to  see  the  Minister.  Is  he  in  ? ' 

'  His  Excellency  ?  He  is  in  beyond  there.  Only  he  is 
so  dreadful  busy.  But  His  Excellency  would  see  your 
Honer  at  any  time,  I'm  thinking — he  would,  to  be  sure.' 

And  Crane,  with  bent  head  and  a  complaisant  motion 
forward,  led  the  way  to  the  Minister's  room. 

To  the  gentle  tap  of  the  head  porter  at  the  door,  a  loud 
and  jovial  '  Come  in  '  responded,  and  as  our  politician  entered 
the  Minister  waved  him  a  welcome  from  the  depths  of  a 
capacious  arm-chair,  in  which  he  was  reclining,  smoking  a 
cigar. 

'  Glad  to  see  you,  Professor.  The  very  man  I  like  to 
come  to  me.  When  soul  meets  soul,  then  comes — the  solace 
of  human  life.  Office  is  killing  me.  Official  life  is  shorten- 
ing my  natural  life.  It  'is  a  relief  to  talk  with  a  man  who 
wants  nothing.' 

'  Yes,  to  be  sure,  I  don't  want  anything  just  now — not 
till  next  week  ;  and  then  it  is  not  in  your  line  either.  The 
rabbits  go  with  the  Lands,  I  think  ? ' 

'  Rabbits !  Did  you  say  rabbits,  my  learned  friend  ? 
Why,  there's  that  miscreant,  my  colleague,  Sammy  Winkley, 
by  office  Minister  of  the  Territorial  Lands,  has  gone  and 
shunted  off  on  me  a  deputation  upon  the  very  subject  of  those 
multitudinous  little  creatures — a  grand  monster,  triple-exten- 
sion combination  of  a  deputation.  "  Prevented  by  severe 

VOL.  I  2  E 


4i8  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

indisposition,"  the  rogue  says.  I  say — severe  indisposition  to 
stay  in  town  for  it.  But  I  will  be  even  with  you,  Master 
Winkley.  I'll  give  you  away,  wicked  Winkley.  Whatever 
they  ask,  I  will  grant  and  promise  in  your  name.' 

'  Why,  that  must  be  the  deputation  that  I  have  been 
written  to  about,  from  Glooscap.' 

*  To  be  sure  it  is.  Theodore  Bunker,  M.P.,  came  about 
it.  Triple  extension,  as  I  say — Leadville,  Brassville,  Tinville. 
Whatever  you  want  shall  be  done,  to  please  you,  and  pay 
out  Winkley.  If  it  is  only  difficult,  it  is  done.  If  it  is 
impossible,  it  shall  be  done.' 

'  Thank  you  deeply  in  anticipation,  Mr.  Minister,'  said 
Frankfort,  with  a  laugh.  '  You  are  just  in  the  mood  for 
Theodore  Bunker.' 

As  Slater  Scully  sank  back  gently  in  his  deep  chair, 
and  looked  up  at  the  ceiling  with  a  resigned  but  restful  air, 
Frankfort  added  : 

'  About  those  Riparian  rights ;  perhaps  you  are  too  busy 
to  take  up  the  question  now  ? ' 

'  Busy,  dear  friend  ?  Yes.  No.  Not  now.  Exhausted 
nature  will  no  more  ;  this  week,  I  mean.  Slight  intellectual 
recreation  ;  mutual  converse,  friend  with  friend,  mind  to 
mind  ;  or,  as  I  say,  soul  to  soul  ;  that  is  what  my  soul  now 
demands.  Have  a  cigar  ;  these  are  the  real  superfine  ;  beat 
opium-smoking.  Let  us  talk — let  us  talk.' 

As  Frankfort  passed  round  to  another  capacious  arm- 
chair on  the  other  side  of  the  table,  his  eye  was  caught 
by  a  large  invitation  card,  which  lay  on  the  top  of  a  bundle 
of  letters.  It  was  marked  by  a  deep  border  of  gold.  Two 
plethoric  golden  letters,  R.  and  F.,  were  interlaced  at  the 
top.  It  proclaimed  that  Alderman  and  Mrs.  Jortin  would 
be  at  home  at  '  The  Anvil  '  on  a  certain  afternoon. 

'  I  have  got  one  of  these  too,'  said  Frankfort.  '  What 
does  the  gold  mean,  and  the  letters  ?  And  how  does  he 
come  into  the  "  At  Home  "  ?  Something  new,  is  it  not  ? ' 

{  Ah,  there's  where  I  have  the  pull  on  you.  You  have 
no  lady  of  the  house  to  explain  these  arcana.  The  gold  ? 
Don't  you  see  it's  the  golden  wedding  ?  Jortin  was  married, 
a  boy  of  nineteen,  fifty  years  ago  ;  the  only  precipitate,  yet 
one  of  the  wisest  things  he  has  done  in  his  wise  life.  That 


viz  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  419 

is  why  his  name  is  on  the  card,  and  the  letters  R.  and  F., 
Robert  and  Fanny,  interwoven  together,  like  the  owners  of 
the  names.  Most  poetical,  dear  friend.' 

'  I  suppose  we  should  all  go  then  ? ' 

'  Well,  you  observe  it  stated  that  he  is  at  home  as  well 
as  she.  That  is,  I  am  credibly  informed,  a  polite  hint  to 
men  to  come.  He  calls  his  home  "The  Anvil."  No  silly 
pride  about  Jortin.  The  money  made  at  the  ironworks 
founded  his  home,  and  he  appropriately  names  it  "  The 
Anvil." ' 

'  I  shall  go  then,  by  all  means.  The  Jortins  have  been 
civil  to  me  ;  and  then  he  is  one  of  the  Board  of  Overseers  of 
the  University.  But  these  daylight  "  at  homes  " — well,  any- 
way, you  go  through  a  great  deal  to  get  very  little.' 

'  They  are  unquestionably,'  Slater  Scully  responded  sen- 
tentiously,  '  an  integral,  and,  I  presume,  an  essential  portion 
of  Nature's  mysterious,  penitential,  and  disciplinary  dispensa- 
tion for  the  race  of  man.  I  talk  not  now  of  woman.  But 
I  am  going.  You  will  find  Slater  Scully  there,  following 
Mrs.  Slater  Scully  about  in  a  docile  manner.  And,  indeed, 
I  hear  that  old  Jortin  means  to  come  down  handsome  and 
do  things  in  a  grand  style  ! ' 

'  Yes  ;  and  I  suppose  he  is  an  old  friend  of  yours.  But 
what  sort  of  fellow  is  Jortin  ?  One  hears  all  kind  of 
things  about  him.  I  know  him  only  as  Overseer  at  the 
University.  I  have  not  seen  much  of  him.' 

'  Friend  of  mine?  He  is  more.  He  is  a  client — one  of 
my  best.  He  made  my  fortune  at  the  law  without  meaning 
it.  A  youth  tried  to  rob  him  ;  but  I  satisfied  a  jury  of  his 
countrymen  and  mine  that  he  was  the  true  criminal  of  the 
episode.' 

'  Really  ?  Gracious  Heavens  !  why,  how  did  all  that 
come  about  ? ' 

4  Well,  if  you  have  a  noble  thirst  for  knowledge,  list, 
Hamlet,  O  list.  The  afternoon  is  long  ;  I  have  cast  aside 
the  cares  of  State  till  next  week,  including  rivers  to  be 
dammed  and  rabbits  to  be  exterminated.  But  that  cigar 
you  have  got  is  not  one  for  my  story — it  won't  last  it  out.  It 
is  from  what  I  call  the  Opposition  box.  Take  one  from 
the  de  Cabana^  the  Ministerial  lot — fine  long-winded  fellows. 


420  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

And  Slater  Scully  touched  the  electric  button  at  the 
table,  and  when  Crane's  head  appeared  at  the  door,  he  called 
out  in  a  commanding  tone  that  he,  the  Minister  of  the 
Bureau,  was  on  no  account  to  be  disturbed  while  he  trans- 
acted important  business  with  Professor  Frankfort  ;  unless, 
indeed,  Sir  Donald,  the  Premier  himself,  should  require  to 
see  him.  He  then  reclined  back  in  his  chair  to  enjoy  what 
he  dearly  loved,  a  restful  repose  of  the  body,  together  with  a 
gentle  and  interesting  excitation  of  the  mind,  produced  by 
indulgence  in  his  favourite  pastime  of  telling  o'er  one  of  his 
eventful  stories. 

'  It  was  even  thus,  my  friend,'  he  continued.  '  Old  Jortin 
had  a  daughter,  generally  spoken  of  by  the  critical  social  public 
as  Jortin's  pretty  daughter,  to  distinguish  her  from  the  two 
others  called  the  plain  Miss  Jortins.  Of  course,  married 
early  against  his  will, —  well-looking  fellow,  receding  fore- 
head, faultless  shirt-front,  black  heart.  French— by  name 
Gustave  Hilaire  d'Ade.  Troubles  followed  in  due  course. 
Stern  Jortin  first  disowns  her  ;  then  forgives  her.  Faultless 
Shirt  Front  deserts  her — no  more  money  to  be  got — dis- 
appears, afterwards  lost  at  sea  ;  but  left  as  parting  gift  one  son, 
precious  to  broken-hearted  mother.  Only  son  grows  up  in 
dutiful  recognition  of  precedent  set  by  faultless  Shirt  Front  : 
unstable  young  chap  ;  no  holding  him  ;  gambling  from  his 
marbles  upwards.  At  last,  as  a  youth,  gets  into  gambling 
speculations  ;  ends  by  forging  grandpapa  Jortin's  name  to 
transfer  of  mining  scrip.  Usual  thing,  deposit  for  security  to 
raise  a  couple  of  hundred  for  a  week  ;  easy  resale  of  shares 
he  was  buying  to  make  his  fortune,  at  large  profit,  all  be  put 
straight  again, — grand  speculation  in  silver  ;  at  worst,  grand- 
father would  never  prosecute.  But  things  go  awry  with 
men  and  mice.  Lo,  attorney  for  lender,  entering  transfer,  by 
chance  blots  it.  Better  make  fresh  copy  ;  get  Jortin  sign 
again.  Presented  accordingly.  "  What  may  this  be  ?  '' 
"  Your  transfer  of  those  shares."  Forgery  discovered. 
Jortin  furious.  Attorney  hurries  away;  takes  out  warrant 
to  arrest  youth.  Superintendent  of  Police  goes  privately  to 
Jortin.  "  Warrant  issued,  my  dear  sir.  Your  own  grandson, 
you  see,  the  forger — if  it  really  be  a  forgery  ;  quite  a  boy. 
Perhaps  he  thought  he  had  your  authority — some  misappre- 


vn  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  421 

hension.  If  you  concede  authority,  case  over — end  of  un- 
pleasant business." 

'  Jortin's  blood  up,  but  only  inside  ;  cold  and  calm  out- 
side. 

'  "  I  own  to  a  falsehood,  Mr.  Superintendent  ?  No,  sir. 
No  authority.  Don't  mind  my  feelings,  I  beg." 

'  Officer  retires.  Declares  Jortin  hard  as  his  own  iron  ; 
money  more  than  blood,  bad  blood  to  be  sure  —  faultless 
Shirt  Front.' 

'  Well,  it  does  seem  an  inhuman  thing.  His  own 
flesh— 

'  Dear  friend,  you  talk  like  a  D.D.  Still,  there  was  this 
in  it,'  continued  Slater  Scully,  looking  with  a  half-reflective 
and  half-inquiring  air  at  the  curls  of  smoke  from  his  cigar 
as  they  floated  gracefully  upwards.  '  There  is  this  in  it, 
dear  Frankfort,  that  the  thing  was  known,  the  warrant  was 
issued,  the  lender  was  proceeding  ;  the  only  way  out  was 
for  Jortin  to  do  two  things,  neither  of  which  he  took  a  fancy 
to.  One  was  to  pay  the  money  ;  the  other  was  to  own  his 
authority  to  the  transaction.  To  be  fair,  Jortin  was  a  per- 
fectly truthful  man,  and  as  straight  as  the  shortest  line  be- 
tween here  and  the  door.  A  Philadelphia  lawyer  could  not 
disentangle  all  the  motives  that  actuated  him  ;  but  he  satis- 
fied himself,  at  least,  that  it  was  his  duty  not  to  cover  up 
crime,  and  so  on  and  so  forth.  However,  the  young  mother 
came  to  me,  broken-hearted,  to  defend  her  boy.  Pretty 
widow — pretty  widow,  you  damaged  the  heart  of  Slater 
Scully  at  that  interview.  Twenty  years  of  law  and  politics 
and  iniquity  generally  have  not  scorched  away  the  feeling 
from  my  breast  of  the  sympathy  that  swelled  up  within  me 
as  I  saw  her  distracted  between  the  devotion  of  the  mother 
and  love  of  the  daughter.  For  she  loved  old  Jortin  all  the 
while.  "  Madam,"  I  said,  "  don't  distress  yourself.  This  is 
not  a  matter  for  me  at  all.  Go  to  your  father  ;  he  won't 
refuse  you  ;  get  him  to  stop  the  thing  and  pay  the  money 
himself." 

4  "  I  have  gone,"  she  sobbed,  "  and  father  has  been  kind  to 
me.  But  he  said  he  couldn't — was  not  possible,  or  legal,  or 
something  of  that  sort." 

'  And  then   she  described   the  interview  to  me  between 


422  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

father  and  daughter,  and  the  image  of  it  yet  remains  in  the 
brain  of  Slater  Scully.  The  father,  stern  by  nature,  still 
with  a  kind  feeling  for  his  belongings,  but  hardened  as  to 
all  business  affairs  by  the  struggles  and  conflicts  of  a  life- 
time ;  seated  at  his  business  desk,  outwardly  cool,  and 
impervious  to  any  considerations  beyond  the  principles  of 
the  counting-house,  and  roused  to  the  deep  solid  anger  of 
which  he  was  capable  by  the  outrage  that  had  been  done  to 
him  morally,  and  even  more  financially  ;  yet  he  was  touched 
by  the  moving  spectacle  of  the  young  mother — for  she  had 
married  when  quite  a  child — pleading  in  such  sad  case  to 
her  father,  for  her  son.  He  knew  that  he  felt  for  her ;  but 
what  did  she  feel  for  the  boy? 

' "  Father — grandfather,"  she  said,  with  broken  voice, 
"you  must  save  my  boy — the  little  boy  I  used  to  bring  to 
see  you  ;  so  good  he  was,  and  looked  so  pretty.  I  can't 
think  of  his  being  in  prison  with  bad  men  and  dreadful 
things  all  about  him." 

'  He  would  be  a  strange  father,  my  friend,  who  would 
not  be  moved  ;  and  Jortin  was  deeply  moved.  He  was  on 
the  point  of  giving  way  and  telling  the  pretty  daughter  to 
dry  her  tears,  as  he  would  do  everything  as  she  wished,  when 
some  bad  spirit  that  must  have  been  hovering  around  in  the  air 
suggested  various  considerations  to  check  him.  There  was 
the  loss  of  the  money.  He  could  not  claim  the  scrip  if  he 
admitted  the  transfer.  Then  the  audacious  example  of  the 
young  scamp  in  forging  his,  Robert  Jortin's,  signature  ;  and 
its  effect  upon  the  clerks  in  the  office,  one  of  whom  he  had 
recently  prosecuted  and  had  convicted  for  embezzlement. 
Further,  would  it  be  right  in  him  to  admit  an  authority,  or, 
at  least,  a  tacit  sanction  to  the  signing  of  his  name,  which,  in 
fact,  did  not  exist  ?  Still,  he  was  moved.  He  did  feel  for 
his  daughter.  True,  she  had  defied  him  in  marrying  the 
man  with  the  faultless  shirt-front ;  but  had  she  not  suffered, 
and  had  he  not  forgiven  her  and  received  her  for  several 
years  past  ?  He  paused  for  a  moment  before  he  replied  ;  and 
then,  I  suppose,  the  evil  spirit  came  on  with  a  rush,  for  he 
slowly  said  : 

' "  It  is  dreadful,  my  dear  Fanny — dreadful.     But  can  I 
help  it  now?      I   cannot,  as  they  say  in  law,  compound  a 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  423 

felony.  It  is  not  the  money.  It  is — I  am  a  Justice.  I 
cannot  be  a  party  to  a  crime." 

1 "  Was  that  his  answer  to  you  ?  "  I  asked.  She  only 
replied  with  a  sob. 

' "  Very  well,  madam,"  I  continued,  "  you  can  dry  your 
tears.  I  will  defend  your  boy.  We  shall  win — we  shall 
win.  He  will  be  a  free  boy  again  with  you  directly  ! " 

'  "  But  what  can  you  say  ?  He  does  not  deny  it,"  she 
said,  looking  up  with  a  sudden  surprise  through  her  tears. 

' "  Leave  that  to  me,  madam — leave  that  to  me.  It  is 
enough  for  you  that  we  shall  win." 

'  "  Well,  do  get  him  off  some  way  !  "  she  exclaimed  with 
sobs.  "  But  don't  say  bad  things  of  father,  either.  It  is  the 
law  he  thinks  of,  you  know.  He  is  a  Justice."  ' 

'  You  had  not  much  of  a  case  on  the  merits,'  remarked 
Frankfort. 

'  Merits  !  Hadn't  I,  though.  Poor  boy ;  rich  grand- 
father ;  flesh  and  blood  more  than  gold ;  human  nature 
before  bank  notes,  and  so  forth.  And  I  was  in  luck,  my 
friend — I  was  in  luck.  The  judge  was  old  Flatley,  who 
would  confuse  any  twelve  men  if  he  tried  to  explain  that  the 
whole  was  equal  to  its  parts,  or  that  two  and  two  didn't 
make  five  ;  and  as  for  the  jury,  several  of  them  were  so  well 
stricken  in  years  that  they  might  have  been  the  grandfather 
themselves,  and  they  could  only  hear  now  and  then  what 
was  going  on.  So  I  let  them  prove  everything  :  asked  only 
a  few  questions  to  show  the  wealth  of  the  Alderman,  and  that 
the  prisoner  was  his  grandchild.  When  the  Crown  case 
closed,  the  Judge  asked  me  if  I  called  witnesses.  I  did  look 
surprised,  you  may  believe  me. 

'"Witnesses,  your  Honour?  To  answer  what?"  I 
exclaimed.  "  Certainly  not !  " 

' "  Oh,  I  merely  wanted  to  know,"  said  old  Flatley,  "  so 
as  to  put  it  on  my  notes.  Perhaps  you  will  address  the 
jury,  then,  Mr.  Slater  Scully  ?  " 

' "  Well,  perhaps  I  may  as  well,  your  Honour,"  I  replied. 
Then,  turning  to  the  jury,  I  began  in  a  subdued,  indifferent 
tone  by  saying  that  the  case  was  so  plain  that  I  was  quite 
in  doubt  whether  I  should  address  them  at  all  or  not. 
Obviously  that  innocent -looking  boy  before  them  assumed 


424  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

that  he  had  his  grandfather's  authority  for  the  transaction. 
What  more  natural  when  one  considered  Nature's  crimson 
thread  between  parent  and  grandchild  ?  When  there  ap- 
peared to  be  some  unexpected  trouble  about  the  authority, 
the  poor  boy  and  widowed  mother  offered  to  repay  all.  Was 
there  a  criminal  in  the  transaction  ?  Far  be  it  from  me  to 
deny  it.  But  where  was  he  ?  That  was  the  question  the 
jury  should  ask  themselves  with  trumpet  tongues.  "  Not 
there  is  the  criminal,"  said  I,  pointing  to  the  dock  ;  "  but 
there ! "  I  exclaimed  with  outstretched  arm  and  withering 
glance  directed  towards  where  old  Jortin  was  sitting,  the 
very  image  of  calm  respectability.  "  None  of  them,"  I 
continued,  "  were  old  enough  to  have  reached  grand-paternal 
dignity  ;  but  yet,  as  even  young  men,  they  could  have  some 
idea  of  what  the  feelings  of  a  natural  grandfather  would  be. 
What,  then,  were  they  to  say  to  one  who  disowned  his  own 
offspring,  and  whose  heart  could  only  beat  hard,  metallic 
strokes,  like  the  clinking  of  his  own  coin  ?  Good  Heavens, 
was  it  come  to  this !  A  new  sort  of  Shylock  in  their  fair 
young  province,  who  claimed  not  only  his  pound  of  flesh, 
but  his  pound  of  flesh  sliced  from  his  own  offspring.  The 
five -and -thirty  thousand  a  year  that  Alderman  Jortin 
enjoyed  " — I  thought  it  better  to  mention  a  good  sum  while 
I  was  about  it,  and  several  of  the  jury  took  a  note  of  the 
amount — "  was  certainly  an  income  that  a  plain  man  might 
manage  to  live  upon.  But  as  for  me,  I  would  rather  live 
and  die  plain,  penniless  Slater  Scully  than  possess  money 
that  would  freeze  up  the  genial  current  of  my  soul."  I 
wound  up,  my  friend,  with  a  general  denunciation  of  ill- 
gotten  gains,  and  with  an  expression  of  my  confident 
assurance  that  their  verdict  would  be  based  upon  the 
immutable  principles  of  truth  and  justice.' 

'  I  suppose  you  were  all  right  till  the  Judge  came  to  sum 
up?'  remarked  Frankfort. 

'  Yes,  friend,  and  I  was  all  right  then  too ;  for,  d'ye  see, 
old  Flatley  also  thought  the  case  too  clear  to  call  for  much 
comment — no  defence,  in  fact — so  he  began  just  as  I  began, 
"  Plain  case,  gentlemen,  needn't  trouble  you  much  about  it  "  ; 
read  some  of  his  notes,  commenced  explaining  the  law  about 
authority,  and  no  authority,  and  want  of  previous  authority 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  425 

supplied  by  subsequent  ratification,  and  dating  back,  and  the 
Lord  knows  what.  All  the  while  I  kept  my  eye  upon 
several  of  the  grand -paternal  members  of  the  jury,  and 
nodded  assentingly  to  all  the  wise  sayings  of  Flatley,  so 
that  they  took  it  all  as  in  my  favour,  and  directly  he 
stopped  they  acquitted  the  young  scamp  in  a  prompt, 
decisive  sort  of  way,  as  if  they  quite  agreed  with  me  that 
it  was  clear  that  the  real  criminal  was  Jortin  himself,  not 
Gustave  Robert  d'Ade,  the  hapless  youth  at  the  bar." ' 

'  To  be  sure,  why,  you  cannot  wonder  at  it.  Grandfather 
against  grandson, — the  pound  of  flesh,  as  you  say,  with  a 
vengeance.' 

'  True  for  you,  Professor.  And  then  there  is  this  more 
in  it.  We  don't  feel  so  acutely  about  the  rights  and  wrongs 
of  property  in  these  latter  days  as  men  did  when  laws  were 
made  and  opinions  formed  by  the  propertied  class.  Then 
the  respectable  indignation  against  the  criminal  would  have 
been  so  great  that  it  would  have  dulled  the  feeling  about  the 
harshness  of  the  grandparent.  It  is  just  the  other  way  round 
now.' 

'  Still,  the  difference  between  honesty  and  dishonesty  is 
permanent.  We  have  not  got  beyond  that,  have  we  ?  ' 

1  No,  we  have  not,'  deliberately  replied  Slater  Scully, 
again  gazing  musingly  as  he  lay  back  in  his  chair,  this  time 
apparently  at  the  end  of  his  Habana.  '  What  you  remark  is 
just,  Professor.  Honesty  and  dishonesty  are  still  among 
men  as  before.  But,  after  all,  may  not  the  principle  of 
honesty  have  varying  manifestations  in  varying  ages  ?  In 
one  age,  caro  mio,  it  may  centre  all  about  meum  and  tnum ; 
in  another  it  may  reveal  itself  in  fair-play  between  man  and 
man — man  and  boy,  if  you  like.' 

'  Ah  well,  if  you  had  ordered  a  case  for  a  good  speech, 
you  could  not  have  had  a  better  one.  Just  the  thing  to  give 
a  man  a  fair  start.' 

'  Yes.  When  the  jury  gave  their  verdict  and  the  court 
was  adjourned,  all  the  people  crowded  around,  talking  and 
denouncing  Jortin  to  one  another,  and  congratulating  the 
jurors  upon  their  just  verdict.  The  Alderman,  as  he  walked 
away  quite  cool  and  collected  with  his  attorney,  Jimmy 
Tugwell,of  the  big  firm  of  Tugwell  and  Co. — you  know  them 


426  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

— quietly  said,  "  Mr.  Tugwell,  be  good  enough  to  give  Mr. 
Slater  Scully  a  general  retainer  for  me  at  once.  He  is  just 
the  sort  of  man  we  want  for  our  bad  cases."  Jimmy  told 
me  his  instructions  straight  when  he  came  to  give  me  the 
retainer.  We  had  a  laugh  over  it.  He  can  see  a  joke,  can 
Jimmy.' 

'  And  did  you  meet  him  often  afterwards  ?  Had  you 
opportunity  to  see  what  sort  of  fellow  he  really  is,  old 
Jortin  ? — to  come  back  to  the  question  with  which  we 
started.' 

'  Yes,  I  have  met  him  about  several  of  his  bad  cases. 
These  he  honoured  me  with  chiefly.  He  really  is  a  very 
fair  man.  He  provided  for  the  pretty  daughter  when  she 
was  deserted,  and  after  a  while  became  quite  reconciled  to 
her  and  took  her  to  his  home.  The  whole  strange,  eventful 
story  is  now,  to  be  sure,  forgotten.  But  I  always  feel 
grateful  to  him.  I  dare  not  blame  his  hard  nature,  my 
friend.  Indeed,  to  say  the  truth,  I  bless  it.  A  man  may 
not  be  feeling  himself,  yet  may  be  the  cause  of  feeling  in 
others.  He  may  not  be  eloquent,  my  friend,  yet  may  be  the 
cause  of  eloquence  in  others — in  Slater  Scully,  to  wit.' 

While  he  and  his  companion  are  finishing  their  cigars 
and  their  afternoon's  conversation,  the  reader  might  like  to 
learn  something  more  about  this  story  of  Alderman  Jortin, 
his  pretty  daughter,  and  his  grandson,  which  was  for  some 
years  one  of  the  most  prominent  social  topics  and,  as  it 
was  generally  regarded,  social  scandals  of  Excelsior.  Slater 
Scully's  rapid  summary  had  given  not  incorrectly  the  general 
outlines  of  this  strange  story. 

Jortin  had  unquestionably  acted  a  cruel  part.  But  his 
action  was  not  so  inhuman  as  it  seemed  at  the  time  to  those 
who  looked  at  it  in  the  light  of  public  opinion,  which  accepts 
its  own  impression  of  men's  conduct  as  seen  from  the  outside, 
and  does  not  trouble  itself  about  those  mitigating  considera- 
tions which  an  inside  knowledge  of  all  the  facts  often 
presents.  At  the  outset  of  the  unfortunate  affair  the  officer 
of  police  had  taken  him  by  surprise,  seated  as  he  was  in  his 
business  chair,  cased  round  for  the  day  in  the  inflexible 
counting-house  attitude,  which  he  assumed  every  morning 
as  he  left  the  hall  door  of  The  Anvil.  The  sense  of  wrong 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  427 

and  injury  from  the  pretty  daughter's  hapless  match  also 
was  still  alive  within  him,  though,  as  far  as  she  was  con- 
cerned, he  had  forgiven  her  ;  and  then  suddenly  all  this 
smouldering  bitterness  against  the  bad  husband  and  the 
unhappy  marriage  was  revived  by  the  audacious  crime  of 
the  boy  who  was  the  offspring  of  it.  Despite  his  deep 
self-control,  for  the  moment  this  feeling  carried  him  away, 
so  that  he  rejected  all  the  friendly  and  humane  suggestions 
of  the  official.  c  Proceed,  sir.  Don't  mind  my  feelings,'  he 
said.  This  outburst  of  the  old  sense  of  deep  resentment  at 
the  marriage  was  the  determining  factor  in  his  action. 

But  this  once  entertained,  there  were  other  considera- 
tions to  support  it,  and  to  disguise  from  himself  the  reality 
of  what  he  was  doing.  When  the  Superintendent  came  to 
him  the  fact  of  the  forgery  had  been  made  known  to  the 
public.  As  a  man  of  business,  he  was  well  aware  that  no 
one  would  believe  the  story  that  he  had  given  the  lad 
authority  to  sign  the  transfer  with  his  name.  He  had 
before  his  eyes  the  case  of  the  young  clerk,  also  a  mere 
boy,  whom  he  had,  as  Slater  Scully  mentioned,  only  lately 
prosecuted  for  embezzlement,  and  who  was  now  expiating 
his  crime  among  the  other  convicts  in  the  State  prison  at 
Miranda.  That  boy,  he  said  to  himself,  had  a  fond  mother 
too,  no  doubt,  and  a  father,  and  perhaps  an  honest,  worthy 

father,  not  like Then   Jortin  was  a  very  clear-headed, 

matter-of-fact  man.  He  had  an  instinctive  hatred  of  the 
glossing  over  of  facts,  and  presenting  them  in  an  untrue 
light  by  any  sentimental  make-believe.  And  he  certainly 
considered  that  it  was  not  the  right  thing  for  a  Justice  of 
the  Peace,  and  a  man  upon  whose  word  so  many  depended, 
to  back  up  a  sham  pretence,  and  also  to  condone  a  felony. 
This  consideration  had  much  weight  with  him  ;  or,  at  least, 
one  of  the  personalities  bound  up  in  him  used  it  with  great 
effect  on  the  other  personality  and  silenced  the  milder 
feelings  which  it  might  entertain,  making  it  seem  to  be  a 
mere  plain  duty  to  punish  crime,  instead  of  shielding  it.  To 
state  the  different  proportions  in  which  these  varying  impulses 
contributed  to  the  tragic  result  would  be  a  task  which  no 
man  could  successfully  undertake,  certainly  not  Alderman 
Jortin  himself. 


428  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

However,  the  outcry  against  him  throughout  the  Province 
was  for  a  while  terrific,  and  would  have  quite  upset  a  man 
who  was  framed  upon  milder  lines  than  he  was.  What !  a 
grandfather  allow  the  prosecution  of  his  own  grandson,  break 
the  heart  of  his  own  daughter,  about  a  wretched  affair  of  a 
couple  of  hundred  pounds  !  A  mere  boy,  a  little  free  with 
his  pen.  '  The  monster ! '  said  all  the  women  ;  '  his  wife 
should  poison  him.  He  don't  deserve  to  live  as  either 
husband,  father,  or  grandfather.  Why  don't  these  talking 
Parliament  men  do  some  good  and  make  a  law  to  deal  with 
such  wretches  ? '  '  Leave  him  alone,'  said  the  men  ;  '  he 
can't  live  for  ever.  In  due  time  he  and  all  his  silver,  and 
his  iron  too,  will  be  melted  down  together.'  Jortin  faced 
the  world  with  a  steady,  undaunted  aspect.  He  did  not, 
in  fact,  care  much  what  it  thought  or  said  either.  But  most 
wrong  things  done  in  this  world  do  bring  some  retribution, 
and  the  real  trial  of  the  unhappy  man  was  in  his  own  home. 

In  ordinary  times  he  was  undisputed  master  there.  He 
was  a  fond  husband  and,  despite  his  outburst  of  anger 
against  the  foolish  marriage  of  the  pretty  daughter,  a  kind 
parent ;  but  no  one  presumed  to  cross  him  in  his  home. 
Mrs.  Jortin  as  a  general  rule  took  a  pride  in  depending 
upon  and  being  led  by  the  strong  man,  her  husband.  But 
there  was  one  other  love  which  was  as  powerful  in  her  nature 
as  the  love  of  the  wife,  namely,  the  mother's  love.  She 
had  from  the  first  pleaded  the  cause  of  the  foolish,  pretty 
daughter,  and  sought  to  make  the  best  of  the  forbidden 
marriage,  urging  that  what  was  done  could  not  be  undone  ; 
that  you  could  not  have  an  old  head  on  young  shoulders  ; 
that  boys  would  be  boys  and  girls  would  be  girls,  do  what 
you  could  ;  that  some  of  the  best  matches  made  had  been 
runaway  ones  ;  that  her  father's  aunt  had  done  the  very  same 
thing  seventy  years  ago,  and  had  lived  happily  ever  after  ; 
and  sundry  other  unanswerable  but  unsatisfactory  arguments. 
When  the  worst  came,  and  the  faultless  Shirt  Front  dis- 
appeared, she  wanted  to  bring  the  daughter  and  the  little 
son  back  home  at  once.  This  Jortin  would  not  then  agree 
to  ;  but  he  readily  provided  a  comfortable  home  for  her,  and 
though  he  for  a  while  would  not  meet  her  himself,  he  was 
glad  enough  to  know  that  the  mother  looked  after  her,  and 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  429 

had  her  and  the  boy  quietly  at  The  Anvil  to  mid-day  dinner 
when  he  was  in  town  at  the  works. 

At  last  the  good  mother  arranged  one  visit  of  the 
daughter  and  boy  for  the  Saturday  afternoon  ;  and  when 
Jortin  walked  calmly  into  his  house,  relaxing  his  rigid 
business  tone  into  the  kindlier  mode  that  was  suitable  for 
his  home  at  the  close  of  the  week's  work  and  the  prospect 
of  the  coming  day  of  rest,  there  he  saw,  in  his  little  drawing- 
room  (it  was  before  he  had  enlarged  The  Anvil),  the  pretty 
young  widow,  Fanny  d'Ade,  dressed  in  half  widow  mourning, 
most  becoming  of  costumes.  Standing  by  her  was  a  small 
boy,  some  five  years  old,  bright  and  handsome,  full  of  the 
pleasure  of  his  visit,  with  no  thought  of  ban  or  shadow- 
anywhere  in  his  little  world,  and,  oh  !  the  very  image  of  the 
fascinating,  faultless  Shirt  Front.  The  young  mother  looked 
prettier  than  ever  in  the  slight  confusion  into  which  she  was 
thrown  by  the  father's  entrance,  and  the  colour  flushing 
tremulously  over  her  cheeks,  gave  that  indescribable  charm 
which  the  glow  of  agitated  feelings  will  impart  to  much  less 
comely  features  than  those  of  Fanny  d'Ade. 

He  would  be  a  hard  man  indeed  who  could  resist  such  a 
situation  ;  and  though  one  Jortin,  the  public  one,  was  hard, 
the  other  Jortin,  the  domestic  one,  had  within  him  a  fair 
substratum  of  kindly  feeling.  He  did  not  hesitate  one 
moment.  He  embraced  his  child  fondly  and  greeted  the 
grandchild  kindly,  though  still  he  could  not  wholly  rid 
himself  of  a  feeling  that  was  unsympathetic  to  anything 
that  was  identified  with  the  faultless  Shirt  Front.  But  the 
boy  looked  up  so  cheerfully  and  so  confidingly  to  his  grand- 
father, and,  tossing  back  his  curls  cheerily,  as  he  looked  up 
and  held  out  his  hand,  said  so  prettily,  having  been  care- 
fully taught  by  his  mother,  '  How  do  you  do,  grandpa  ? 
I  hope  that  you  and  grandma  are  very  well,'  that  he  quite 
relented,  declared  that  the  boy  did  his  mother  credit,  gave 
him  a  present  of  a  bright  half-crown,  and  tried  his  best  to 
forget  all  about  the  other  parent. 

It  was  this  little  boy  that  had  committed  the  forgery. 
Mother  and  child  were  soon  established  in  the  old  home. 
The  son  grew  up  to  be  more  handsome  each  year  he  lived, 
and  was  a  very  affectionate  son  to  his  devoted  mother.  But 


430  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

he  early  showed  unmistakable  proclivities  that  reminded 
unfavourably  all  who  observed  him,  except  the  fond  mother, 
of  the  faultless  Shirt  Front.  He  had  a  special  turn  for  games 
of  chance,  for  hazarding  his  all  of  pocket-money  upon  some 
lottery  from  which  he  was  certain  he  would  get  a  big  cash 
prize.  When  his  mother  would  give  him  a  few  shillings 
to  buy  something  nice  at  the  church  bazaar,  he  forthwith 
expended  them  in  getting  sixpenny  tickets  in  the  most  pro- 
mising raffles.  When,  at  the  end  of  the  day,  he  found  that 
somehow  all  his  numbers  were  blanks,  he  was  for  the  moment 
disappointed  ;  but  his  general  faith  in  raffles  was  not  in  the 
least  shaken.  At  the  next  bazaar  he  was  as  ready  as  ever 
to  venture  all  again.  He  quite  enjoyed  the  excitement, 
being  able  to  hug  the  secret  hope  all  day  that  when  the 
drawing  came  in  the  evening  he  would  find  himself  the 
happy  owner  of  the  golden  sovereign  that  the  promoters  of 
the  gamble  assured  the  numerous  holders  of  the  sixpenny 
tickets  would  be  handed  over  to  whoever  held  the  right 
number.  When  he  was  old  enough  to  study  the  newspapers 
— a  stage  in  life  that  the  youth  of  Excelsior  reached  quite 
early — he  read  with  deep  interest,  and  not  without  some 
amazement,  the  wonderful  opportunities  that  mining  ventures, 
racing,  and  other  events  that  depended  upon  chance  offered 
of  making  a  fortune  out  of  nothing.  Just  think  of  it.  For 
one  pound — and  a  pound  was  not  so  much — you  might 
win  five  thousand  pounds,  and  be  able  to  set  up  as  an 
independent  man  at  once,  ride  a  showy  horse  and  enjoy 
life,  or  go  to  Europe  and  be  happy  there. 

Still,  these  were  only  boyish  freaks  after  all — the 
diversions  or  dissipations  of  a  sanguine  temperament  He 
was  a  distinctly  gentlemanly  lad  in  his  manner,  his  appear- 
ance, and  also  in  his  disposition.  The  grandfather,  though 
one  of  the  Board  of  Overseers  at  the  University,  did  not 
value  college  training,  and  took  him  into  the  office  at  the 
Anvil  Works  when  he  was  only  fifteen.  But  after  giving 
him  a  fair  trial  for  nearly  a  year,  the  chief  clerk  (confidential 
man),  when  questioned  by  Jortin  about  the  lad's  progress, 
reported  truthfully  that  he  had  better  take  to  something  else, 
as  he  was  not  adapted  to  steady  office  work.  He  was  very 
slow  in  learning  to  write  the  proper  business  hand  ;  he  was 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  431 

at  times  late  in  coming  to  the  office ;  and  he  every  now  and 
then  got  mysterious  telegrams  that  seemed  to  require  his  im- 
mediate attention  and  an  early  visit  to  the  Mining  Exchange. 

'  I  know,  sir,'  the  confidential  man  added,  '  that  you 
expect  me  to  tell  you  the  facts  straight,  sir  ;  and  the  fact  is, 
sir,  that  he  don't  seem  to  have  his  heart  in  the  work.' 

'  Certainly,  Mr.  Towers — certainly.  I  do  expect  you  to 
tell  me  the  facts,  whatever  they  may  be.  I  am  much 
obliged  to  you,  Mr.  Towers.  I  will  attend  to  it,'  replied 
Jortin  in  his  composed  office  manner.  When  Towers  with- 
drew he  gave  some  minutes'  consideration  to  the  question, 
what  he  should  do  with  his  grandson.  He  wished  to  do 
what  was  best  for  him,  though  some  bitterness  still  mingled 
with  his  reflections  as  he  recognised  in  the  lad's  character  traits 
plainly  inherited  from  the  faultless  Shirt  Front.  Evidently 
Gustave  Robert  d'Ade  did  not  belong  to  the  Jortin  side  of 
the  house.  In  deciding  what  to  do  with  the  boy,  he  thought 
only  of  the  business  question — what  he  would  be  best  at,  and 
never  considered  the  danger  that  was  run  by  a  speculative 
youth,  such  as  he  was,  being  brought  into  close  contact  with 
mining  ventures.  He  asked  his  friend  Borland  to  give  his 
grandson  a  place  as  a  junior  on  his  inspecting  staff  for  mines  ; 
and  he  was  appointed  as  clerk  to  M'lvor,  Borland's  managing 
man,  and  to  attend  him  when  he  went  out  on  his  visits  to 
the  mines. 

He  proved  to  be  a  most  agreeable  companion,  and 
had  an  excellent  manner  in  dealing  with  people.  To 
M'lvor  he  was  quite  deferential ;  yet  in  conversation  and 
address  he  appeared  to  be  the  better  man,  involuntarily  and 
as  if  he  could  not  help  it.  In  telling  a  good  story  he  was 
an  easy  first.  The  homely  and  rather  diffident  M'lvor  could 
only  listen  respectfully.  He  had  the  knack  of  saying  the 
right  thing  at  the  right  moment.  He  looked  at  all  the 
mining  managers  and  speculators  that  they  met  in  busi- 
ness in  an  open,  engaging  manner,  as  much  as  to  say, 
'  All  right,  let  us  be  good  friends,  even  though  we  are 
trying  to  do  one  another.'  But  unfortunately  he  was  now 
right  in  the  middle  of  a  little  world  of  gambling,  venture, 
chance  ;  where  men  lived  on,  and  a  few  prospered  by,  not 
work,  but  speculation,  lucky  hits,  fortunes  made  out  of 


432  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

nothing,  or  out  of  the  ruin  of  other  people.  He  was  really 
not  a  bad  youth  ;  but  he  had  not  ballast  enough  for  the  sail 
that  he  carried — not  enough,  at  least,  in  the  dangerous 
latitude  in  which  he  now  found  himself.  It  was  inevitable 
that,  with  that  nature  of  his,  he  should  speculate,  a  little  at 
least.  It  was  a  small  thing  that  he  intended  when  he  began. 
He  got  two  hundred  shares  in  the  newly-projected  Syphon 
Silver  Mining  Company  at  sevenpence-halfpenny  each.  In 
a  few  months  they  struck  the  ore,  and  he  sold  the  shares  for 
.£150.  He  thought  that  his  fortune  was  made.  But  it  was 
only  his  fate  that  was  being  accomplished.  Naturally,  he 
went  on  from  one  venture  to  another,  sanguine,  cheerful, 
excitable,  till  at  last  he  got,  by  the  well-worn  downward 
steps,  into  that  pit  from  which  his  only  possible  means  of 
rescue  was  to  get  an  immediate  advance  of  a  couple  of 
hundred  pounds  from  somebody.  But  from  whom  ?  Where 
is  the  two  hundred  pounds  to  come  from  ?  This  is  a 
question  that  has  been  asked  by  thousands,  before  and 
since,  who  have  been  in  a  similar  perplexity,  but  which  has 
been  satisfactorily  solved  by  few.  As  spending  money  when 
you  are  in  no  want  of  it  is  one  of  the  easiest  things  possible, 
so  getting  money  when  you  must  have  it  is  one  of  the  most 
difficult  things  in  the  world.  So  who  was  to  give  this  large 
sum  to  young  d'Ade  ?  In  this  fatal  perplexity,  confident 
as  ever  of  the  success  of  the  very  latest  speculation  that  he 
had  taken,  when  all  could  be  repaid,  if  only  he  could  tide 
over  the  immediate  difficulty,  he  had  sought  escape  by  the 
means  that  Slater  Scully's  story  describes,  and  with  the 
result  that  the  reader  knows. 

But  when  this  unhappy  event  had  been  completed,  as  far 
as  the  public  were  concerned,  by  the  acquittal  of  the  forger, 
and  the  storm  of  public  indignation  had  broken,  not  upon 
him,  but  upon  Jortin,  the  chief  trial  of  the  unhappy  Alder- 
man was,  as  we  have  said,  in  his  own  home.  It  was  in  vain 
that  he  reminded  his  wife,  usually  the  meek  Fanny,  that  he 
was  not  only  a  man  of  business,  whose  word  was  his  bond, 
and  who  dare  not  compromise  himself  by  acting  a  sham, 
but  also  a  Justice  of  the  Peace  for  the  Province  of  Excelsior, 
and  thus  specially  charged  with  maintaining  the  law  ;  or 
that  he  explained  to  her  that  the  thing  had,  in  fact,  gone 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLA  TION  433 

beyond  his  control  when  the  officer  of  police  came  to  him. 
With  that  instinct  that  women  have  for  seeing  intuitively 
straight  into  the  right  of  a  matter,  she  decisively  rejected  all 
excuses  and  explanations,  with  the  result  that  he  was  very 
unhappy  about  the  whole  affair,  mainly,  as  he  persuaded 
himself,  upon  his  wife's  account.  For,  as  to  himself,  he  still 
maintained  that  he  had  acted  rightly,  and  that  no  man 
or  justice  should  cover  up  a  crime.  He  tried  to  placate 
Mrs.  Jortin  by  all  those  little  devices  that  prudent  husbands, 
taught  by  experience,  learn  early  in  married  life.  Among 
other  peace-offerings  which  he  thought  of,  he  now  went 
regularly  with  her  on  Sunday  to  meeting  ;  with  the  result, 
however,  that  several  of  the  congregation  only  denounced 
him  afresh  to  one  another,  walking  home  from  prayers  to- 
gether, as  an  audacious  hypocrite.  More  than  one  of  the 
very  good  said  as  much  to  the  pastor,  the  Rev.  Silas 
Flinders.  But  he  rather  avoided  committing  himself  upon 
the  subject.  He  only  replied  to  one  of  his  leading  female 
worshippers,  who  expressed  her  feeling  that  destruction 
awaited  Jortin  in  the  next  world,  if  not  in  this — 

'  Well,  Mrs.  Mogg,  yes,  'tis  sad  indeed.  It  is,  you 
know,  written  of  old  "  that  the  way  of  transgressors  is 
hard"' — leaving  it  quite  an  open  question  which  of  the 
parties  in  the  sad  affair  he  was  pointing  at. 

After  a  while,  and  as  the  result  of  many  marital  discus- 
sions, the  Alderman  arrived  at  a  basis  of  agreement  with 
his  wife.  She  had  demanded  as  the  terms  of  peace  that 
they  should  have  the  pretty  daughter  home  again  with  them. 
When  the  storm  burst,  she  had  fled  to  the  son's  lodgings,  so 
as  to  stand  by  him  through  it.  Further,  Mrs.  Jortin  de- 
manded that,  as  for  the  boy,  he  should  be  forgiven  too,  and 
some  small  place  given  to  him  again  in  the  Anvil  office,  as 
the  only  way  to  conciliate  wounded  public  opinion.  As  a 
fact,  Jortin  was  quite  willing  to  agree  to  the  first  condition. 
He  was  indeed  anxious  to  have  his  own  child  again  under 
the  shelter  of  his  roof.  But  as  for  the  second  condition  of 
peace,  he  was  resolved  not  to  concede  that ;  and  he  deter- 
mined, in  his  fixed  business  way,  rather  to  break  off  the 
negotiations  and  to  resume  the  status  quo  ante  bellum. 

So  he  artfully  made  answer  to  his  wife  that,  to  please 

VOL.  I  2  F 


434  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

her,  he  was  willing  to  have  the  daughter  in  the  home  in  her 
old  place,  as  the  eldest  daughter  of  the  house,  and  that  he 
would  provide  work  for  the  son  with  one  of  his  business 
connections  in  the  neighbouring  province  of  Amanta.  But 
he  positively  refused  to  employ  him  himself,  or  to  meet  him 
or  recognise  him  in  any  way.  Mrs.  Jortin,  after  private  con- 
ference with  the  daughter,  thought  it  better  to  accept  these 
terms,  for  the  present  at  least.  The  youth  was  sent  off  to 
Amanta,  and  the  mother  joined  the  home  at  The  Anvil. 
Her  first  impulse  was  to  go  away  with  the  boy  ;  but  she 
saw  how  much  her  mother  would  feel  the  separation,  and 
also  she  thought  that  the  goal  of  reconciliation  ultimately 
between  the  boy  and  his  grandfather,  which  she  had  ever  in 
view,  would  be  more  likely  to  be  reached  if  she  kept  her 
place  in  the  home.  The  father  was  quite  pleased  to  have 
her  with  him  again,  and  installed  her  in  her  old  place  as  the 
eldest  daughter,  just  as  if  all  that  had  happened  was  only  a 
dream — though  a  hideous  one.  And  Fanny  d'Ade,  who 
had  all  the  warm  feeling  of  an  impulsive  nature,  despite 
what  had  happened,  returned  him  the  tender  affection  of  a 
daughter — an  affection  which  was  all  the  stronger  since  her 
heart  had  been  so  cruelly  wounded  as  a  wife,  and  so  sadly 
tried  as  a  mother. 

But  can  any  other  affection  make  a  true  mother  forget 
the  son  whom  she  has  borne  ?  Certainly  not  when  he  is  a 
wild  one.  Though  Fanny  d'Ade  became  more  cheerful,  and 
accordingly  looked  brighter  and  handsomer  than  when  the 
light  of  her  countenance  was  darkened  in  the  great  sorrow, 
she  still  had  a  constant  longing  to  have  Gustave  Robert 
near  her  again — at  least  within  reach  of  a  visit.  '  I  want  to 
be  near  him,  to  see  that  he  gets  into  no  more  mischief, 
mother,'  she  would  say.  Not  that  the  accounts  which  they 
had  from  his  employer  gave  cause  for  further  uneasiness. 
Quite  the  contrary.  The  shock  of  the  trial,  and  especially 
his  mother's  misery  and  despair,  had  made  him  a  new  being. 
As  if  with  a  supernatural  touch,  it  had  crystallised  into  one 
firm,  clear  form  all  the  latent  and  scattered  good  in  his 
nature.  The  business  letters  from  Amanta  to  Alderman 
Jortin  often  contained  paragraphs  bearing  testimony  to  the 
diligent  and  meritorious  behaviour  of  young  d'Ade,  and  he 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  435 

always  reported  these  to  his  daughter,  as  he  knew  that  they 
made  her  so  happy.  Once  or  twice,  on  his  telling  her  the 
good  news,  she  had  answered,  '  Oh,  I  am  so  thankful.  But, 
father,  he  only  speaks  of  Robert' — she  was  now  in  the 
habit  of  speaking  of  the  boy  by  his  second  or  grand-parental 
name — '  he  only  speaks  of  Robert  as  he  knows  him  in  the 
office  ;  I  wish  he  had  some  one  to  look  after  him  at  other 
times.  He  may  get  into  some  other  mischief,  and  I  don't 
want  him  to  do  anything  wrong  ever  again.' 

'Well,  well,  let  us  trust  not,  Fanny  dear,'  the  father 
would  say  kindly,  and  then  quietly  resume  his  paper,  giving 
no  encouragement  to  the  obvious  meaning  of  his  daughter's 
remark.  But  before  long  wife  and  daughter  combined  their 
forces  afresh,  and  opened  out  new  lines  of  circumvallation 
around  the  father  to  compel  his  surrender  to  their  demand 
that  he  should  become  reconciled  to  Robert,  and  have  him 
back  in  Miranda,  in  lodgings  in  the  city  ;  for  even  they  did 
not  ask  that  he  should  be  admitted  as  one  of  the  home  at  The 
Anvil.  To  this  advance  Jortin  opposed  a  firm  front.  He 
wished  the  youth  well,  but  he  would  not  meet  him  again. 
The  wife  and  daughter,  however,  determined  that  he  should. 
Each  belligerent  was  resolved  not  to  give  way — rather  to 
die  on  the  field.  So  here  were  the  conditions  of  a  struggle 
like  that  which  scientists  have  imagined  between  an  irresist- 
ible force  and  an  immovable  obstruction.  It  is  clear  that  in 
this  case  either  one  or  the  other  must  in  the  end  prevail. 
Time  alone  can  reveal  which. 

Meanwhile  we  must,  for  the  present,  leave  Alderman 
Jortin  and  his  affairs  and  return  to  the  Minister's  office  at 
the  Water  Bureau,  where  we  left  Frankfort  and  Slater 
Scully.  As  the  jovial  Minister  finished  the  story  of  his  rela- 
tions with  the  Jortin  family,  he  touched  the  electric  button 
at  the  table,  and  directly  Crane's  head  appeared  at  the  half- 
opened  door.  He  addressed  to  his  faithful  attendant  a 
formula  of  speech  with  the  interpretation  of  which  a  pretty 
frequent  experience  had  made  him  familiar. 

'  Mr.  Crane,  I  am  anxious  to  present  my  compliments ' 
(he  laid  special  emphasis  upon  the  word)  '  to  Professor 
Frankfort.  Would  you  kindly  help  me  so  to  do?  He  has 
been  talking  so  long  in  an  improving  manner  to  me  that  he 


436  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

is  dry,  and,'  the  Minister  added,  looking  round  through  his 
large  spectacles,  as  he  leaned  back  in  a  languid  manner 
— '  and,  for  the  matter  of  that,  so  am  I.' 

'  To  be  sure  I  will,  your  Excellency,  and  that  quick,' 
responded  Crane,  as  he  hurried  to  the  well-known  cupboard 
at  the  end  of  the  room,  muttering  the  while  to  himself,  as  a 
sort  of  commentary  on,  or  a  descriptive  chorus  of,  what  was 
going  forward.  '  To  be  sure  I  will,  your  Excellency.  An* 
I  had  that  confidence  in  your  Excellency  that  ye  would  be 
wanting  some  support  after  this  working  away  all  the  after- 
noon, not  to  mention  its  being  at  the  end  of  the  week,  and 
the  long  hours  so  trying,  to  be  sure  now.' 

The  needed  refreshment  was  soon  produced,  and  Slater 
Scully  explained  the  various  brands  and  their  respective 
values.  The  Ministerial  was  the  true  liquor — sound,  nourish- 
ing, agreeable.  The  Opposition  was  crude  stuff,  and  though 
some  people  fancied  it,  it  wanted  a  lot  of  keeping  before  it 
would  suit  judicious  palates.  But  the  Independent  brand 
was  the  worst  of  all.  It  was,  the  Minister  declared,  '  a  mere 
teetotal  tipple.  I  keep  it  for  the  Rechabites.  It  has  no 
sustaining  power  at  a  pinch.  You  cannot  rely  on  it  for 
support.' 

Frankfort  and  the  Minister  drank  success  to  one  another 
for  the  coming  session,  and  Frankfort  rose  to  leave,  having 
at  least  passed  a  pleasant  hour  with  his  genial  companion, 
though  certainly  no  progress  had  been  made  with  the  per- 
plexing question  of  Riparian  rights.  He  had  nearly  reached 
the  door,  when  Slater  Scully  called  after  him  : 

'  By  the  bye,  I  had  forgotten — I  want  a  pound  from  you. 
Here,  read  that ! ' 

He  handed  him  a  printed  circular,  which  called  on  all 
men  to  subscribe  to  a  fund  which  was  to  purchase  an  annuity 
for  the  Honourable  Joseph  Hatchett,  who  had  been  for  thirty- 
five  years  a  Representative  of  the  people  ;  and  who,  '  as  a 
Minister  of  the  Crown,  by  his  generous  policy  of  distributing 
the  public  lands  had  enabled  thousands  of  citizens  to  secure 
smiling  homes  upon  the  soil ' ;  but  who  now,  alas  !  was  old, 
penniless,  and  in  failing  health. 

'  Certainly,'  said  Frankfort,  as  he  glanced  over  the  cir- 
cular— '  certainly,  I'll  give  my  pound.  A  man  who  had  the 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  437 

worth  of  hundreds  of  thousands  of  pounds  in  his  hands  to 
give  away  to  be  pitched  aside  to  starve  is  all  wrong.  I 
never  knew  much  of  him  myself;  but  I  believe  he  was  a 
very  honest  man.' 

'  Honest,  my  friend  !  Joe  Hatchett  was  and  is  an  honest 
old  bear,  a  conscientious  Caliban,  a  growling  grampus,  spout- 
ing, but  not  voracious  like  his  species.  Hence  the  empty 
condition  of  the  animal.  Professor,'  added  Slater  Scully, 
leaning  back  and  passing  his  hand,  as  if  in  thought,  over 
his  forehead,  and  then  holding  it  out  in  an  explanatory 
manner  —  '  Professor,  old  Joe  was  honest  He  knew  not 
how  to  fleece  others,  nor  yet  how  to  clothe  himself,  and  I 
must  respectfully  maintain,  despite  the  authority  of  Holy 
Writ,  that  the  wind  is  not  always  tempered  to  the  shorn 
animal.'  Slater  Scully  was  such  an  admirer  of  the  Bible, 
that  it  was  his  custom  to  credit  the  sacred  volume  with  any 
quotation  that  appeared  to  be  suitable  and  as  to  the  source 
of  which  he  was  uncertain. 

'  It  is  a  hard  case,  then,'  said  Frankfort ;  '  it  would  seem 
to  be  rather  a  fit  one  for  one  of  those  pensions  that  you 
denounce  so  eloquently.' 

'  Hast  thou  found  me  out,  O  mine  enemy  ?  No  more  o' 
that.  Give  me  the  coin.' 

'  Certainly.  Here  it  is.  But  it  will  take  a  good  many 
pounds,  even  at  his  age,  to  get  the  annuity.  A  few  pounds 
from  friends  and  Members  won't  do  it.' 

'  No.  But  they  will  relieve  his  present  want  ;  and,' 
Slater  Scully  added,  with  a  graver  air  than  was  usual  with 
him,  '  he  is  in  want.  He  must  be  fed.  Pensions  to  the  aged 
poor  are  not  yet  law.  If  he  gets  over  the  present  pinch, 
perhaps  we  could  get  a  grant  from  the  House  for  a  thousand 
or  so  for  the  old  man,  on  some  make-believe  or  other.' 

Just  then  a  strong  knock  was  heard  at  the  door.  It 
could  never  have  been  Crane's — that  confident  rap.  With- 
out staying  for  answer,  too,  the  door  was  opened,  and  in 
walked  Sir  Donald  MacLever  himself.  He  shook  hands 
with  our  politician  in  a  more  hearty  manner  than  was  his 
wont ;  for,  like  him  or  dislike  him,  he  could  not  but  recog- 
nise the  disinterested  support  that  the  Government  got  from 
the  Member  for  Brassville.  Turning  to  his  Water  Minister, 


438  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

he  asked  when  he  would  have  the  question  of  Riparian 
rights  ready  for  the  consideration  of  the  Cabinet. 

'  I  am  wearing  myself  out  upon  it,  Sir  Donald,  day  by 
day — not  to  mention  night  by  night.  But,  if  I  survive,  it 
will  be  ready  next  week.  Meanwhile,  I  was  just  having  a 
word  with  Mr.  Frankfort  here  about  old  Hatchett.  Could 
we  not  ask  a  generous  House  to  give  him  a  small  grant? 
Just  read  that  affecting  circular.  Old  Hatchett  is  hard  up — 
hard  up  a  tree,  in  fact.' 

Sir  Donald  took  up  the  circular  and  glanced  rapidly 
through  it. 

'  Yes,'  he  observed  slowly,  '  I  got  one  of  these  in  the 
usual  morning's  batch.' 

'  Well,  sir,  what  say  you  ?  Can  I  tell  the  venerable 
Hatchett  that  the  Government  will  ask  Parliament  to  buy  a 
small  annuity  for  him — say  five  pounds  a  week  ?  Is  there 
balm  in  Gilead  to  the  tune  of  a  thousand  ?  Most  of  them 
have  known  Hatchett  from  his  political  youth  downwards — 
from  spring's  early  promise  to  now,  the  winter  of  his 
discontent.' 

'  Buying  an  annuity  is  rather  like  a  pension,  is  it  not  ? ' 
asked  Sir  Donald,  smiling  grimly  upon  the  open,  kindly  up- 
turned countenance  of  Slater  Scully.  'And  last  session  I 
understood  that  you  and  other  eloquent  gentlemen  demon- 
strated that  pensions  were  a  public  iniquity.  At  least,  I 
thought  so.  Perhaps,'  he  added,  with  a  slight  drawl, 
— '  perhaps  I  misunderstood  you.' 

'  Oh,  come  now,  Sir  Donald.      Let  us  think  a  bit  of  old 

Hatchett,  nearing    threescore    and    ten,   and '       Slater 

Scully  sat  up  in  his  chair  in  some  indignation  at  the  cold 
cynicism  of  his  chief,  and  was  going  off  into  an  eloquent 
expostulation,  when  the  latter  quietly  interposed,  looking  at 
the  paper  again  : 

'  Besides,  with  great  respect  to  you,  I  don't  quite  see 
where  the  pressing  need  is  for  a  pension  from  the  Govern- 
ment. Your  own  circular  shows  that  there  is  no  need  for  it.' 

'The  circular — shows — no  need!'  ejaculated  Slater  Scully, 
looking  up  in  a  more  helpless  manner  than  ever. 

'Yes,  certainly.  It  says  that  his  spirited  distribution  of 
the  public  estate  among  thousands  gave  them  happy  homes. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  439 

I  would  respectfully  suggest  that  these  thousands  give  ten 
shillings  a-piece  to  relieve  the  wants  of  their  benefactor,  and 
if  they  do  he  will  be  a  great  deal  better  off  than  most  of  his 
brother  ex-Ministers  are.' 

Here  another  tap  was  heard  at  the  door,  and  the  Ministers 
who  had  been  hastily  summoned  came  in,  headed  by  the 
Minister  of  Works,  who  was  laden  with  maps  and  plans.  They 
were  followed  by  Du  Tell,  who  threw  around  our  politician 
an  inquisitive  glance  as  he  shook  hands  with  him,  as  much 
as  to  say,  '  What  brings  you  here  just  now  ? '  It  seemed 
clear  to  Frankfort  that  an  impromptu  Cabinet  meeting  had 
been  summoned  suddenly  ;  though  why  at  the  end  of  the 
week,  and  why  not  at  the  Premier's  office,  he  did  not  know. 
However,  it  did  not  need  Du  Tell's  searching  survey  of  him 
to  satisfy  him  that  he  was  not  expected  to  stay,  so  he  took 
his  leave  without  delay. 

In  Europe  this  hasty  meeting  of  the  Cabinet  would  have 
probably  indicated  some  unexpected  foreign  complication. 
In  Excelsior  it  was  owing  to  the  need  that  had  suddenly 
arisen  of  finding  work  for  the  unemployed  ;  and  Sir  Donald 
had  arranged  for  holding  it  quietly  in  a  junior  Minister's 
room,  instead  of  his  own,  so  as  to  avoid  exciting  public 
attention  to  their  deliberations. 

In  Excelsior  it  had  become  the  custom  to  expect  the 
Government  to  be  ready  with  work  for  unemployed  artisans 
and  labourers  by  the  beginning  of  the  winter,  at  the  end  of 
May  ;  but  this  year  the  season  threatened  to  be  an  early 
one,  and  now,  even  in  April,  meetings  of  the  unemployed  had 
begun  in  the  city.  That  day  a  formidable  gathering  had 
been  held  on  one  of  the  vacant  places  of  the  town.  It  was 
a  representative  meeting.  Mr.  Caffery  and  Mr.  Stoker  were 
there  as  the  leaders  of  the  Populist  party.  The  Rev.  Simeon 
Sinclair,  the  philanthropic  minister,  Mr.  Eneas  Birt,  the  town 
missionary,  Mr.  Tom  Blunt,  the  well-known  worker  in  social 
reform,  and  Commander  Soyer,  of  the  Salvation  Army, 
represented  the  non-political  element  which  supported  the 
movement.  Reporters  from  the  leading  newspapers  were 
ready,  book  in  hand,  for  note-taking.  Mons.  Froessolecque 
had  been  early  upon  the  ground,  so  as  to  be  able  to  secure 
a  full  account  of  all  that  passed  for  the  Sweet-Brier. 


440  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

The  reader  already  knows  something  of  Mr.  Stoker 
and  Mr.  Caffery.  Mr.  David  Stoker  being  as  much  a 
dissenter  from  the  old  order  in  church  matters  as  in 
politics,  was  quite  at  home  with  the  town  missionary  and 
the  Salvation  Army  commander.  And  Mr.  Caffery,  the 
devout  Catholic,  was  all  in  favour  of  the  most  democratic 
methods  for  helping  the  poor.  In  this  he  was  understood 
to  have  the  approval  of  Cardinal  M'Gillicuddy  ;  though  the 
Cardinal  by  no  means  committed  himself  to  all  the  demands 
of  the  unemployed,  and  in  his  addresses  to  the  Convent  and 
other  Catholic  schools  he  often  insisted  upon  the  supreme 
merit  of  work,  and  self-denial  in  the  struggle  of  life. 

Some  five  or  six  hundred  men  had  gathered  round  the 
rickety  wooden  stand  which  was  to  serve  as  platform  for 
the  speakers.  A  few  saddened-looking  women,  some  with 
babies  in  their  arms,  mingled  with  the  crowd,  while  around 
it  was  the  usual  fringe  of  street  arabs,  who  sported  about 
as  if  they  had  satisfied  themselves  that  there  would  never  be 
such  a  thing  as  an  unemployed  question  as  far  as  they  were 
concerned. 

It  was  certainly  a  depressing  sight,  take  it  how  you  will, 
to  look  upon  those  five  or  six  hundred  independent  but 
impoverished  citizens.  The  spectacle  of  a  man  asking  for 
work  in  order  that  he  may  get  bread,  and  not  able  to  get 
work,  nor  therefore  the  bread,  is  surely  saddening  anywhere. 
But  what  are  we  to  think  of  it  in  a  young  country,  sparsely 
populated,  with  free  lands,  and  full  of  wealth  that  asks 
only  for  man's  labour  to  bring  it  forth  ?  To  complete  the 
problem,  too,  money  was  very  cheap  in  Excelsior.  Some 
millions  of  it,  the  savings  of  the  people,  lay  in  the  Govern- 
ment and  in  private  banks  at  two-and-a-half  and  three  per 
cent  interest.  Thus  in  this  province  there  were  idle  lands 
and  idle  money,  and  a  Government  struggling  by  a  lavish 
expenditure  on  public  works  to  find  employment  for  idle 
men.  Here  certainly  is  a  problem.  A  full-grown  nation 
would  have  to  solve  it  or  perish. 

As  you  looked  upon  the  crowd,  with  their  upturned  faces 
speaking  of  grievances  and  discontent,  you  could  see  some 
who,  though  young,  had  not  been  trained  to  hard  work  ; 
some  who  were  too  old  to  be  expected  to  do  anything  but 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  441 

rest  in  peace  ;  a  few  who  were  mere  idlers  ;  a  few  who  were 
mere  agitators.  But  the  majority  were  decent  men,  who 
were  willing  to  work,  but  who  could  not  get  it  upon  the 
terms  that  they  wanted.  This  was  the  fact,  whatever  be 
the  explanation  of  the  fact.  And  they  were  not  only  suffer- 
ing distress,  but  they  felt  that  they  were  wronged  in  not 
being  provided  for.  They  did  not  do,  what  few  of  us  are 
willing  to  do,  blame  themselves  for  anything.  They  did 
not  stay  to  inquire  whether  any  want  of  energy  or  foresight 
upon  their  part,  or  of  self-denial  or  thrift — if  such  want 
there  was — had  aught  to  do  with  their  present  distressed 
condition.  They  sincerely  blamed  the  Government  for  not 
looking  after  them  in  time,  and  seeing  that  proper  provision 
was  made  for  the  winter's  work.  In  the  spring  and  summer 
they  might  get  along,  but  what  were  they  to  do  in  winter  ? 
They  felt  want,  and  they  asked  what  was  the  use  of  a 
Government  that  did  not  protect  its  people  ?  And,  to  do 
the  men  justice,  the  Government  did  not  disown  the  duty 
thus  cast  upon  them.  If  they  did  not  explicitly  admit  the 
right  of  every  one  to  be  provided  with  work  by  the  State, 
they  practically  conceded  it,  at  least  as  far  as  the  manual 
worker  was  concerned.  They  excused  any  limit  to  the 
extent  of  State  employment  only  upon  the  ground  of  the 
want  of  funds.  They  tacitly  accepted  the  duty  to  find  work 
for  every  labourer,  if  they  could  find  the  money  to  pay 
him.  Their  poverty,  not  their  will,  stood  in  the  way  of 
employing  all  who  could  not  find  employment  for  them- 
selves that  they  liked  to  take.  The  restless  crowd  who 
pressed  around  the  little  rickety  platform,  from  whence 
they  looked  for  hope  and  deliverance  in  their  troubles, 
did  not  regard  themselves  as  suppliants  for  aid,  but  as 
citizens  with  a  grievance  against  the  Government.  Behind 
it  was  the  feeling  that  they  had  no  need  to  be  helpless 
suppliants.  They  could  redress  their  wrongs  at  the  ballot- 
box. 

Mr.  Caffery  and  Mr.  Stoker  were  both  anxious  that 
there  should  be  no  violent  language  used  at  the  meeting, 
and  had  determined  that,  to  promote  that  end,  there  should 
be  few  speeches,  and  those  only  from  people  whom  they 
knew.  For,  while  willing  to  get  political  credit  for  vigorous 


442  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

action  on  behalf  of  the  workless,  they  also  did  wish  to  see 
the  distress  relieved,  and  they  knew  that  mere  invective 
against  the  Government,  and  extravagant  demands,  would 
not  assist  their  object.  They  had  asked  Seeker  Secretary  of 
the  State  Workers'  Association  to  speak,  knowing  him  to  be 
a  safe  man  ;  but  he  always  avoided  identifying  himself  with 
the  unemployed  movement.  He  was  a  practical  man,  and, 
exercising  his  right  of  private  judgment,  he  held  that  there 
'  was  a  paling  out  in  the  fence,'  as  he  mused  to  himself,  in 
the  methods  of  the  Government  in  undertaking  to  provide 
for  the  unemployed.  The  complete  Socialist  scheme  he 
could  understand,  but  not  one-half  of  it  by  itself.  Besides, 
he  did  not  wish  to  mix  up  the  State  workers,  who  were  the 
aristocracy  of  labour,  with  the  unemployed  outsiders,  though 
he  helped  the  casual  workers  in  the  Service.  So,  in  answer 
to  Mr.  Caffery's  appeal  for  his  aid,  he  made  a  sympathetic 
reply.  But  what  could  he  do  ?  His  President,  Major 
Trounce,  was  out  of  town  for  a  week,  and  he  could  not  think 
of  appearing  without  his  sanction.  So  it  was  arranged  that 
Mr.  Caffery  should  make  the  principal  speech  of  the  day, 
and  the  proceedings  be  brought  to  a  close  as  promptly  as 
possible  afterwards. 

That  gentleman  accordingly  mounted  the  little  platform, 
while  Mr.  Stoker  and  the  other  gentlemen  stood  around, 
giving  their  moral  support  to  the  proceedings.  At  once  the 
crowd  was  hushed.  All  were  anxious  to  hear  what  hope 
there  was  of  present  aid  in  their  troubles.  Under  the  old 
system,  when  men  were  threatened  with  want,  they  had  to 
ask  themselves  the  question — '  What  shall  I  do  to  get  bread  ?  ' 
In  Excelsior  this  question  was  put  to  the  Government.  The 
crowd  now  surrounding  Caffery  as  he  began  his  speech  were 
waiting  to  see  it  answered.  It  was  not  a  crowd  such  as  one 
sees  at  a  jovial  election  meeting,  when  only  the  impersonal 
wants  of  the  country  have  to  be  considered.  Jokes,  sar- 
casms, the  love  of  fun  that  the  mere  presence  of  numbers 
together  generally  develops,  the  sense  of  humour,  the 
readiness  of  repartee  that  spring  up  spontaneously  at  the 
ordinary  political  meetings,  were  all  wanting.  The  needs 
that  pressed  were  too  real.  They  were  needs  that  came 
home  to  each  one  personally. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  443 

So  they  all  were  still  as  Caffery  began  to  harangue 
them.  They  eyed  him  with  anxious  scrutiny,  as  if  to  ascer- 
tain if  he  really  could  and  would  show  them  how  to  get 
bread.  Only  the  few  loafers  shambled  about  the  outer 
fringe  of  the  crowd  with  an  air  of  indifference.  It  was  a 
performance  that  had  lost  the  charm  of  novelty  to  them. 
Three  or  four  street -corner  politicians,  who  were  painfully 
pushing  themselves  into  public  notice,  in  the  hope  of  stand- 
ing for  the  House  of  Representatives  in  due  time,  bustled  to 
the  front  of  the  crowd,  so  as  to  be  able  to  express  their 
feelings  for  the  people  by  vigorous  applause  and  appropriate 
exclamations,  in  aid  of  the  speakers,  if  they  could  not  get 
a  chance  of  speaking  themselves.  With  that  good  feeling 
which  the  crowd  in  Excelsior  commonly  displayed,  room 
was  made  for  the  few  women  present  in  front  of  the  stand. 
There  they  stood  facing  their  deliverer,  not  unlike  the 
stricken  Israelites  looking  up  to  the  Divine  symbol  of  help 
in  the  wilderness,  only  now  and  then  turning  their  faces 
away  from  the  speaker  to  hush  to  repose  the  restless  infants 
that  they  carried  in  their  tired  arms. 

Mr.  Caffery  began  by  stating  that  he  would  read  the 
resolution  that  he  had  the  honour  to  move.  It  was,  '  That 
it  is  the  acknowledged  duty  of  the  Government  to  provide 
work  for  the  unemployed  at  the  market  rate  of  wages.' 

He  said  that  he  always  felt  for  the  man  who  could  not 
get  work.  But  he  never  felt  so  strongly  as  he  did  now, 
when  he  looked  upon  that  crowd  of  idle  but  willing  workers 
before  him.  They  were  all  willing  for  work  if  they  only 
could  get  it.  If  there  was  a  man  among  them  who  was  not, 
would  they  like  to  know  what  he  would  do  with  that  man  ? 
He  would  put  him  straight  into  the  Miranda  penitentiary 
and  make  him  work.  No  flies  about  that  little  lot.  But 
they  all  wanted  to  get  work,  yet  could  not  get  it ;  and  their 
honest  wives  and  youngsters  wanted  food.  Was  not  that  a 
slap-up,  downright  shame  in  any  land  calling  itself  civilised, 
let  alone  Christian  ?  Every  citizen  who  stood  there  in  that 
meeting  before  him  was  worth  at  least  a  pound  a  week  to 
the  Province  of  Excelsior,  if  he  and  useful  work  were  brought 
together.  There  were  some  six  hundred  of  them  there.  So 
in  this  unemployed  lot  alone  there  was  a  loss  to  the  public 


444  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

wealth  of  the  State  of  at  least  £3 0,000  a  year.  This  was 
a  score  for  the  Premier  to  chalk  up  and  have  a  good  look  at. 
They  were  all  taken  a  bit  unprepared  owing  to  the  winter 
having  set  in  so  early.  Well,  the  wage-earners  were  blamed 
for  a  good  many  things,  to  be  sure.  In  fact,  like  the  eels, 
they  were  getting  accustomed  to  be  skinned.  But  they  had 
not  been  blamed  for  the  seasons  up  to  this,  and  he  respect- 
fully thought  the  matter  lay  between  the  clerk  of  the  weather 
and  the  Government.  It  was  the  straight-out  duty  of  the 
State  to  provide  work  for  honest  men  that  needed  it.  Sir 
Donald  MacLever  did  not  deny  it.  What  were  the  Govern- 
ment for?  What  were  they  kept  up  and  paid  for?  Not 
for  making  up  political  ructions  and  show,  but  for  the  good 
of  the  people  ;  and  where  did  the  good  of  the  people  come 
in  if  they  were  left  starving  ?  He  did  not  want  to  be 
hard  on  the  Ministers,  but  he  must  say  straight  that  they 
ought  to  have  had  their  public  works  determined  on  and 
ready  beforehand,  so  that  the  men  could  have  been  put  on 
directly  the  pinch  was  felt.  There  was  not  so  much  need 
in  summer,  when  men  could  hump  their  swags  and  walk  the 
track  on  the  look-out  for  a  job.  But  when  winter  sent  them 
all  in  a  crowd  into  the  city,  what  were  they  to  do  unless 
there  was  something  got  ready  for  them  to  tackle  ?  If  this 
laissez-faire  business  continued,  the  best  workers  would  have 
to  make  tracks  for  Amanta,  while  they  had  yet  a  note  left 
in  their  pocket,  leaving  their  wives  and  families  here  to  pick 
up  charity;  whereas  it  was  the  right,  the  birthright  he  would 
say,  of  every  citizen  to  remain  in  his  own  land  and  to  get 
a  living  there.  Likely  enough,  when  the  husbands  were 
driven  out  of  the  Province,  they  would  find  statists  and 
political  economy  men  boxing  right  round  the  compass  to 
find  out  why  the  population  of  Excelsior  did  not  increase. 
However,  though  the  Government  had  been  caught  napping, 
he  believed  that  they  were  now  waking  up,  rubbing  their 
eyes,  and  having  a  look  round.  He  wanted  to  go  in  and 
give  them  a  gentle  shake  like.  The  resolution  which  he 
moved,  when  adopted  by  a  representative  meeting  such  as 
he  saw  before  him,  would  enable  him  and  the  other  gentle- 
men to  go  to  the  Premier  with  the  majesty  of  the  people 
behind  them,  and  demand  that  the  Government  should  do  its 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  445 

duty,  and  start  different  sorts  of  works,  to  suit  the  different 
needs  of  the  men  who  were  assembled  there  that  day,  and 
the  larger  number  right  over  the  Province  whom  they  repre- 
sented. Then  their  sufferings  would  clear  right  away  like 
one  of  their  winter  fogs  when  the  sun  tackled  it  straight 

Hearty  applause  followed  all  the  points  of  this  speech 
and  loudly  greeted  its  close.  The  people  felt  that  Mr. 
Caffery  meant  to  serve  them,  and  that  they  might  rely  upon 
him  to  see  that  the  Government  did  something  for  them 
directly.  The  motion  was  seconded  by  the  Rev.  Simeon 
Sinclair.  A  hint  was  given  to  him  to  be  brief,  as  it  was  not 
intended  to  prolong  the  meeting,  and  he  was  brief.  He 
felt  for  the  sufferings  of  the  poor,  and  was  the  head  of 
an  unsectarian  society  that  did  good  work  among  them. 
Mixed  up  with  his  charitable  feelings  there  lurked  an  ambi- 
tion, at  once  enlightened  and  practical,  to  be  known  as  the 
social  reformer,  the  clergyman  of  advanced  liberal  views,  no 
mere  sayer  of  smooth  things  to  the  well-off  in  their  smug 
churches.  His  constant  contention  was  that  the  Govern- 
ment should  put  the  unemployed  upon  farms,  and  he  fre- 
quently quoted  the  verse  from  Proverbs,  '  He  that  tilleth  his 
land  shall  have  plenty  of  bread.'  He  was  so  persistent  in 
accompanying  philanthropic  deputations  to  the  Premier 
upon  a  wide  range  of  subjects,  and  spoke  so  pointedly  at 
them,  showing  in  each  case  the  urgent  claim  that  there 
was  on  the  State,  that  Sir  Donald  had  come  to  regard 
him  as  a  troublesome  person  ;  besides,  he  always  felt  con- 
tempt for  the  sanguine,  plausible,  benevolent  type  of  people. 
Also,  he  agreed  with  Bismarck's  objection  'to  long-robed 
politicians,  whether  feminine  or  ecclesiastical.'  The  Rev. 
Simeon  Sinclair  was  brief,  but  he  managed,  in  the  few 
minutes  that  he  spoke,  to  say  some  effective  things  for  the 
purpose  in  hand,  which  were  based  chiefly  upon  the  noble 
injunctions  of  the  Bible  to  help  the  poor  and  those  who 
'  had  fallen  by  the  wayside.'  In  this,  as  in  so  many  other 
respects,  human  society  has  fallen  sadly  short  of  the  Divine 
standard,  and  the  reverend  speaker  had  little  difficulty  in 
impressing  his  audience  with  that  fact. 

The  motion  was  carried  by  acclamation,  and  Mr.  Stoker 
then  proposed  the  second  resolution,  which  ran  thus  :  '  That 


446  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  Government  be  called  upon  to  commence,  without  delay, 
the  public  works  that  are  required  to  alleviate,  before  it  is 
too  late,  the  prevailing  distress,  and  the  danger,  if  it  is  pro- 
longed, of  starvation  of  the  wives  and  children  of  those  who 
are  without  employment  among  us.'  He  spoke  briefly,  for, 
as  he  truly  said,  the  resolution  spoke  for  itself.  It  was 
seconded  by  Mr.  Eneas  Birt,  and  carried  unanimously.  The 
proceedings  then  closed,  and  a  deputation  was  formed  of  the 
leading  men  present  to  conduct  the  workless  workers  to  the 
Premier  and  lay  their  needs  before  him. 

When  the  crowd  of  unemployed,  headed  by  their  leaders, 
arrived  at  the  Public  Treasury,  Mr.  Caffery  sent  in  to  request 
an  immediate  interview  for  the  Deputation,  and  as  many  of 
the  unemployed  themselves  as  the  Premier's  office  would 
accommodate.  Sir  Donald  at  once  put  aside  other  business 
and  sent  word  that  he  would  be  pleased  to  see  them,  but 
desired  that  twelve  of  the  crowd  should  be  selected  to  repre- 
sent the  rest,  as  his  room  was  so  small.  This  was  readily 
done,  and  the  party  was  soon  in  Sir  Donald's  presence. 
Whatever  his  personal  feelings,  he  realised,  and  perhaps  the 
more  especially  as  he  was  connected  with  the  better-off,  that 
his  official  position  required  him  to  pay  marked  attention  to 
the  representatives  of  the  poor. 

Mr.  Caffery  formally  introduced  them,  and  handed  in 
the  two  resolutions  which  had  been  adopted  at  the  meeting. 
Something  must  be  done  at  once.  He  gave  full  particulars 
of  the  impoverished  condition  of  many  families,  and  stated 
generally  the  relief  that  was  wanted.  As  a  large  number  of 
the  men  were  married,  it  was  desired  that,  as  far  as  was 
practicable,  work  should  be  found  for  them  in  or  near 
Miranda,  else,  if  they  were  sent  up  country,  their  families 
must  be  supported  by  charity  in  the  city.  Here  Sir  Donald 
inquired  whether,  when  any  of  the  married  men  took  work 
at  a  distance  from  town,  half  of  their  wages  might  not  be 
paid  direct  to  their  wives  and  families  who  remained  behind. 
But  Mr.  Stoker  considered  that  this  would  look  too  like  a 
reflection  upon  the  men,  who  would  naturally  prefer  to  send 
their  families  the  money  themselves.  The  true  way  was  to 
find  work  for  them  without  sending  them  from  home. 

For  the  unmarried  men  who  might  be  sent  up  country, 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLA  TION  447 

the  Government  were  asked  to  see  that,  before  they  were 
despatched  away  to  a  distance,  they  were  suited  in  strength 
and  otherwise  to  the  work  upon  which  they  were  to  be 
engaged.  Some  variety  of  employment  was  pleaded  for  to 
meet  the  case  of  the  weak,  the  unskilful,  and  the  aged. 
Mr.  Birt,  the  town  missionary,  supported  this  view  of  the 
question,  stating,  from  his  personal  experience,  that  many 
were  unfit  to  do  rough  work.  Mr.  Blunt,  the  social  reformer, 
urged  that  if  any  of  the  married  men  were  required  to  go 
up  country,  it  should  be  to  some  habitable  region,  where 
their  wives  could  go  with  them  and  their  children  have  the 
advantage  of  schooling.  He  also  suggested  that,  with  regard 
to  any  men  who  were  sent  away  from  town,  arrangements 
should  be  made  to  enable  them  to  vote  at  elections  in  what- 
ever district  they  were  registered  in. 

Sir  Donald  was  most  attentive  to  all  the  speakers.  The 
only  slight  friction  that  happened  was  while  the  Rev.  Simeon 
Sinclair  was  speaking.  He  spoke  rather  late,  when  all  were 
getting  tired,  and  was  enlarging  upon  his  favourite  remedy 
of  putting  the  people  on  farms,  and  as  usual  fell  back  upon 
his  old  quotation  from  Proverbs,  chapter  xxviii.,  the  first 
part  of  verse  19  :'  He  that  tilleth  his  land  shall  have  plenty 
of  bread.'  Sir  Donald,  after  a  Free  land  deputation  some 
time  before,  where  the  rev.  gentleman  had  cited  his  favourite 
text,  had  told  Du  Tell  to  look  up  the  reference,  and  they 
found  that  the  verse  when  completed  was  this  :  '  He  that 
tilleth  his  land  shall  have  plenty  of  bread :  but  he  that 
followeth  after  vain  persons  shall  have  poverty  enough.' 
Inwardly  he  was  rather  ruffled  by  the  sudden  coming  of  the 
deputation,  and  personally  he  had  no  liking  for  the  Rev. 
Simeon  Sinclair.  So  he  could  not  refrain  from  interjecting, 
as  the  familiar  quotation  came  out,  turning  his  cold  gray 
eyes  upon  the  speaker,  together  with  the  MacLever  smile : 

'  Suppose,  my  dear  sir,  we  complete  the  quotation. 
Perhaps  we  may  derive  some  instruction  from  the  latter 
portion  of  the  verse  as  well  as  the  former.' 

It  so  happened  that  no  one  present  except  Mr.  Sinclair 
and  the  town  missionary,  Mr.  Birt,  knew  what  the  ending  of 
the  verse  was  ;  and  they  were  so  put  out  by  the  satirical 
interruption  that  they  could  not  summon  on  a  sudden  the 


448  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

necessary  pugnacity  to  fight  the  matter,  so  the  rev.  gentle- 
man hastily  concluded  with  a  feeling  reference  to  the 
extent  of  the  existing  distress.  Sir  Donald  quickly  shook 
off  his  ill -temper,  and  made  a  sympathetic  reply  to  the 
Deputation.  The  unexpected  need  created  by  the  early 
nature  of  the  season  had  already  engaged  the  attention  of 
the  Government.  He  and  all  the  Cabinet  were  deeply 
impressed  by  the  reports  which  they  had  received  of  the 
want  of  employment.  He  hoped  to  be  able  to  announce 
the  particulars  of  the  State  works  that  would  be  undertaken 
on  Monday  next. 

Mr.  Caffery  then  thanked  him,  in  the  name  of  the 
Deputation,  for  his  courteous  reception  of  them  ;  and  the 
unemployed  dispersed  to  pass  the  next  two  days  as  best 
they  could,  being  sustained,  however,  by  the  feeling  that  by 
Monday  the  Government  would  be  prepared  to  look  after 
them.  As  for  Sir  Donald,  he  at  once  arranged  for  the 
special  Cabinet  that  afternoon  at  the  Water  Bureau,  in  order 
to  give  effect  to  his  promise  to  the  Deputation.  Hence  the 
sudden  irruption  of  Ministers  of  the  Crown  upon  Slater 
Scully  that  our  politician  had  witnessed. 

At  the  Water  Bureau  Slater  Scully  forthwith  resigned 
the  best  arm-chair  to  his  chief,  and  Walter  Crane,  in  a  very 
deft  manner,  swept  away  his  master's  representative  brands 
— Ministerial,  Opposition,  and  Independent — and  consigned 
them  to  the  cupboard.  The  position  of  affairs  was  then 
discussed.  Sir  Donald,  in  a  few  words,  told  them  about  the 
Deputation,  and  the  men  by  whom  it  was  supported.  He 
observed  in  measured  tones — 

'  As  for  the  unemployed,  there  is  no  doubt  there  are  a 
good  many  of  them.  How  can  it  be  otherwise  ? '  he  con- 
tinued, leaning  back  in  the  large  arm-chair  and  looking  round 
the  ceiling  with  a  dissatisfied  air.  '  How  can  it  be  otherwise, 
when  you  are  always  promising  to  find  them  work  in  the 
city  at  a  wage  that  they  could  not  earn  on  the  land  ? ' 

He  seemed  to  address  himself  more  especially  to  Slater 
Scully. 

'  But  they  are  starving  now,'  that  gentleman  replied, 
'  the  wives  and  children — that's  the  ugly  fact  that  faces  His 
Majesty's  Government.  The  people  starve.' 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  449 

'  Yes,  I  am  afraid  that  is  so/  slowly  answered  Sir 
Donald.  '  At  any  rate,  we  inherit  a  system  of  Government 
to  help  all  and  sundry,  and  all  and  sundry  want  our  help 
now  and  evermore.  The  question  is  what  we  are  to  do.' 

'  Feed  them — feed  them/  exclaimed  the  generous  Minister 
of  the  Water  Bureau.  Then,  as  he  threw  himself  into  a 
restful  attitude,  he  continued,  speaking  in  a  deliberate, 
sententious  manner : 

'  It  is  the  foundation  duty  of  the  Government,  the  bed- 
rock of  State  obligations  to  citizens,  the  easy  first,  with  the 
rest  nowhere,  of  Ministerial  responsibility — to  see  that  the 
people  are  fed.  We  would  be  the  mere  simulacrum  of  a 
Government,  nay,  a  fearful  phantasmagoria,  a  camera  obscura 
of  the  real  thing,  a  mere  spectre ' 

'  Do  stop  a  moment,  Slater  Scully/  interposed  Du  Tell, 
who  had  been  with  Sir  Donald  when  he  received  the  Depu- 
tation, and  was  fully  impressed  with  the  need  of  immediate 
action.  '  The  point  is,  what  works  can  we  get  ready  by 
Monday  ?  There  is  no  time  to  be  lost.  We  must  find 
work  for  at  least  five  hundred.  Humanity  forbids  delay/ 
As  he  made  the  last  remark  he  looked  keenly  round  the 
circle.  He  then  added  in  an  aside  to  Sir  Donald  : 

'  I  have  gone  over  the  lists,  and  I  find  that  next  session 
Caffery  will  lead  from  fifteen  to  twenty  straight  votes/ 

The  Cabinet  were  all  agreed  that  the  Government  must 
act  without  delay,  and  Sir  Donald  closed  the  short  prelimi- 
nary conversation  by  observing  in  his  absolute  manner : 

'  Yes,  we  must  act,  and  act  decisively.  There  is  no  one 
to  object  if  we  do  too  much  ;  but  if  we  don't  do  enough, 
why,  then ' — and  here  he  smiled  his  grim  smile  again — 
'  why,  then,  we  will  soon  be  among  the  unemployed  ourselves.' 

The  revenue  was  in  a  fairly  good  condition,  so  a  liberal 
scheme  of  public  works  was  soon  resolved  upon.  Some  of 
these  were  designed  to  be  immediately  useful  to  the  country  ; 
others  were  expected  to  become  so  in  time  ;  others  again 
were  what  might  be  called  national  luxuries — expensive 
buildings  that  were  justified  ostensibly  upon  the  ground  that 
they  were  needed  by  the  public,  but  were  really  taken  in 
hand  because  of  the  work  they  would  give  and  the  money 
that  they  would  distribute  in  wages.  None  of  them  would 

VOL.  I  2  G 


450  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

have  been  undertaken  at  that  particular  time  were  it  not  for 
the  need  of  providing  for  the  unemployed.  A  large  propor- 
tion of  them  were  to  be  done  about  the  city,  so  as  to  provide 
for  the  married  men.  But  a  good  deal  of  employment  was 
offered  for  clearing  forest  land,  with  the  arrangement  that 
the  worker  could  become  tenant,  upon  easy  terms,  of  the 
land  which  he  cleared.  Some  painting  of  public  buildings, 
repairing  of  fences,  and  work  about  State  gardens  was  pro- 
vided for  the  weaker  workers.  The  local  boards  throughout 
the  Province  were  urged  to  put  in  hand  whatever  could  be 
undertaken  in  the  country.  Even  the  poor  churches  were 
appealed  to  to  spend  what  they  could  in  the  cause  of  labour. 
Amid  these  vigorous  efforts  to  give  help  to  labour,  no  notice 
was  taken  of  the  mercantile,  scholastic,  clerical,  or  genteel 
paupers. 

The  mixed  motives  that  actuated  men  in  dealing  with 
this  problem  of  the  unemployed  were  not  inaptly  reflected 
in  the  different  actors  in  this  movement  that  has  engaged 
our  attention.  Mr.  Caffery  was  urgent  a  good  deal  no  doubt 
because  he  really  felt  for  the  unemployed,  but  also  because 
every  enlargement  of  the  Government  functions  as  an 
employer  was  a  step  towards  the  realisation  of  the  full 
Socialist  programme,  when  the  Government  will  be  the 
employer  of  all.  Anything  leading  to  this  was  as  grateful 
to  him  as  industrial  competition  and  private  enterprise  were 
distasteful.  Obviously  the  more  the  State  employed,  the 
more  it  might  employ  ;  and  as  its  range  of  employment 
widened  it  would  find  in  time  that,  in  order  to  be  fair,  or 
even  to  be  able  to  work  effectively,  it  must  employ  all. 

Sir  Donald  MacLever  accepted  the  burden  as  part  of 
the  day's  work,  without  asking  questions  as  to  how  it  came 
there.  Simply,  it  was  one  of  the  things  that  the  people 
demanded.  The  politician  has  to  provide  for  the  day  that 
is  passing  over  him.  He  was  the  leader  of  the  Liberal 
party,  and  intended  to  remain  so.  In  order  to  do  this  he 
must  accept  whatever  progressive  ideas  were  brought  to  the 
fore.  It  was  better  he  should  do  this  than  a  worse  man. 
The  wisdom  or  unwisdom  of  the  thing  was  an  abstract 
question  that  did  not  enter  into  practical  politics.  As  for 
Du  Tell,  he  felt  deeply  upon  the  subject  when  he  totted  up 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  451 

the  Division  Lists.  Slater  Scully  regarded  only  the  distress, 
and  smiled  in  a  vague  manner  at  the  warnings  of  political 
economy  and  perturbation  about  remote  consequences.  The 
Rev.  Simeon  Sinclair  was  full  of  humanity,  slightly  leavened 
by  a  love  for  personal  distinction.  He  believed  that  he  had 
a  mission,  and  at  the  same  time  derived  a  pleasure,  which 
he  scarcely  acknowledged  to  himself,  in  being  regarded  as 
the  minister  with  large,  bold  views  of  social  questions,  who 
had  too  much  practical  power  about  him  to  be  contented 
merely  with  the  singing  of  hymns. 

Mr.  Blunt,  the  social  reformer,  and  Mr.  Birt,  the  town 
missionary,  were  simply  charitable.  The  most  powerful 
factors  in  the  movement  were  Caffery  and  Stoker,  for  they 
were  deeply  in  earnest ;  they  regarded  all  objects  in  politics 
as  trivial  compared  with  the  one  they  had  in  hand  ;  the 
success  of  their  personal  careers  was  bound  up  with  its 
success,  and  they  had  the  force  of  numbers  behind  them. 
For  underlying  the  whole  matter  was  the  determining  fact 
that  all  the  unemployed  had  votes.  That  they  were  failures 
on  the  industrial  side  of  life  did  not  interfere  with  their  power 
on  the  political  side.  They  still  governed  the  distribution  of 
wealth  which  others  produced  and  saved  up.  And  for  one 
man  who  was  wealthy,  there  were  hundreds  who  were  hard 
pressed.  Caffery  could  then  truly  say  that  not  only  ought 
they  to  be  looked  after,  but  they  must  be  looked  after. 
Whoever  paid,  so  long  as  there  was  any  one  to  pay,  they 
must  be  provided  for.  Thus  it  was  that  the  Government  in 
Excelsior  came,  almost  as  a  matter  of  course,  to  drop  into 
the  position  which  was  defined  in  the  first  resolution  :  '  That 
it  is  the  acknowledged  duty  of  the  State  to  provide  work  for 
the  unemployed  at  the  market  rate  of  wages.'  The  full 
meaning  and  necessary  consequences  of  that  declaration 
were  never  deliberately  considered.  It  was  drifted  into. 
The  practical  limitation  to  its  scope  was  the  want  of  pence. 

The  following  week  the  combined  deputation  from  the 
towns  of  Brassville,  Leadville,  and  Tinville  came  to  Miranda 
to  see  the  Minister  and  invoke  his  aid  in  dealing  with  the 
rabbits.  It  consisted  of  the  mayors  of  the  towns,  the 
presidents  of  the  District  Boards,  several  Members  of  Parlia- 
ment, among  whom  were  the  Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn,  of 


452  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

the  Senate,  and  our  politician,  with  Mr.  Bunker  and  other 
Members  from  the  House  of  Representatives,  together  with 
a  large  number  of  local  celebrities,  prominent  among  whom 
was  Mr.  Birnie  Farrar,  the  Town  Clerk  of  Glooscap,  which 
was  the  centre  of  the  district  where  the  rabbits  most 
prevailed. 

Mr.  Theodore  Bunker,  the  Member  for  Leadville,  had 
undertaken  to  introduce  the  Deputation. 

Introducing  deputations  is  a  weighty  part  of  the  Mem- 
ber's function  in  all  countries  which  enjoy  popular  govern- 
ment, from  England  downwards.  To  perform  it  properly  a 
good  deal  of  trouble  has  to  be  taken,  and  considerable  dis- 
cretion is  required.  The  time  at  which  the  Government  is  to 
be  approached  must  be  well  chosen,  not  too  late,  nor  yet  too 
soon.  Then  the  personnel  of  the  deputation  has  to  be  arranged, 
and  on  the  appointed  day  the  members  of  it  have  to  be  met 
before  the  Minister  is  approached  ;  the  precise  demands  to 
be  made  have  to  be  agreed  upon,  the  line  of  advocacy 
arranged,  and  the  speakers  appointed.  A  good  deal  of  skill 
is  required  in  arranging  who  shall  not  speak.  Upon  the 
gentleman  who  heads  the  deputation  rests  the  duty  of 
introducing  its  members  formally  to  the  Minister,  and  ex- 
plaining generally  what  is  wanted.  He  then  calls  upon  the 
appointed  speakers  in  turn,  and  he  has  to  endeavour  to  keep 
any  inexperienced  men  from  saying  too  much,  or  saying  the 
wrong  thing,  and  possibly  exposing  some  weak  point  in  the 
case  that  they  are  presenting. 

It  had  been  arranged  that  the  members  of  the  Deputation 
should  forgather  at  eleven  o'clock  on  the  appointed  day  at 
the  Tramway  Arms  Hotel,  where  the  travellers  who  would 
come  from  the  country  could  get  some  refreshment,  and  the 
final  arrangements  would  be  made  for  meeting  the  Minister. 
It  was  wisely  determined  not  to  weary  him  with  too  many 
speeches  ;  the  more  so  as  it  was  known  that  the  Minister  of 
Lands  being  absent,  owing  to  indisposition,  his  place  was  to 
be  taken  by  Mr.  Slater  Scully,  who  had  thus,  during  his 
colleague's  absence,  a  double  set  of  deputations  to  receive. 

When  it  was  half-past  eleven  o'clock  all  was  arranged 
for  the  advance  upon  the  Minister  ;  but  it  was  found,  on 
mustering  the  forces,  that  Mr.  Fred.  Dubbs,  M.H.R.  for  the 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  453 

Tinville  district,  and  his  contingent  had  not  yet  arrived  ;  so 
Mr.  Theodore  Bunker  and  the  others  determined  to  go  on  to 
the  Water  Bureau  and  await  the  coming  there  of  the  Tinville 
party  ;  and  accordingly  all  were  marshalled  in  due  order  into 
four  capacious  cabs,  which  had  been  engaged  by  Mr.  Birnie 
Farrar,  the  Town  Clerk  of  Glooscap,  who,  as  acting  for  that 
part  of  the  district  that  was  most  concerned,  took  a  promi- 
nent part  in  the  arrangements. 

Walter  Crane  had  been  for  some  time  on  the  look-out  for 
them  on  the  top  of  the  long  flight  of  steps  going  up  to  the 
Water  Bureau.  When  he  saw  the  four  vehicles  coming  up, 
he  hurried  in  to  inform  Mr.  Thomas  Blinks,  the  Secretary  of 
the  Department  of  Lands  and  Agriculture,  who  had  come 
over  to  attend  the  Minister,  as  this  was  a  matter  that  con- 
cerned his  Department.  He  was  back  at  the  steps  as  Mr. 
Bunker  and  his  party  came  up,  bowing  low,  and  with  a 
pleased  expression  upon  his  aged  countenance,  as  if  it  made 
him  quite  happy  to  meet  them.  He  considered  it  a  dis- 
tinctly respectable  deputation,  including  so  many  Members 
of  Parliament  and  several  substantial-looking  country  gentle- 
men. Crane  had  rather  a  leaning  towards  the  landed 
interest,  and  preferred  to  the  spare,  restless  city  man  the 
solid  countryman  who  owned  fat  oxen  ;  though  he  had  all 
the  Irishman's  indignation  against  the  oppressive  landowner 
who  would  grind  the  faces  of  the  poor.  It  was  now  twelve 
o'clock,  and  Mr.  Bunker  thought  it  better  to  go  in  with  the 
main  portion  of  the  Deputation,  and  let  Mr.  Dubbs  and  the 
Tinville  men  follow  them  in  when  they  arrived.  So  Crane 
led  them  down  the  passage  to  the  Minister's  room,  and 
ushered  them  forward  in  a  reverential  manner,  and  with 
some  sense  of  responsibility  upon  his  part  in  connection  with 
the  demonstration. 

Mr.  Slater  Scully,  with  Mr.  Thomas  Blinks  by  his  side, 
to  keep  him  right  on  his  facts,  received  them  in  his  open, 
jovial  manner,  bidding  them  the  time  of  day,  and  asking,  to 
begin  with,  could  he  oblige  them  in  any  way.  Mr.  Bunker 
bore  himself  with  much  gravity.  Indeed,  the  duty  he  now 
had  in  hand  belonged  to  a  serious  part  of  his  work  in  life, 
and  he  spared  no  pains  to  perform  it  properly.  He  was 
in  a  slight  difficulty  about  Dubbs  and  the  Tinville  men,  and 


454  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

thought  it  better  to  mention  their  temporary  absence  to  the 
Minister,  so  that,  if  he  went  on  at  first  without  them,  at  the 
Minister's  desire,  they  could  not  blame  him. 

1  Dubbs  unpunctual  ?  Dubbs  behind  time  ?  Then  fall 
Caesar !  It's  the  first  time  I  have  known  him  so.  But  pray 
proceed,  Mr.  Bunker — make  me  acquainted  with  these  worthy 
gentlemen  here,  and  perhaps  before  we  have  got  thus  far  into 
the  bowels  of  the  question,  Dubbs  and  the  men  of  Tinville 
will  be  here.' 

Accordingly  the  party  settled  into  their  places,  Crane 
bringing  up  chairs  as  they  were  wanted,  and  when  all  were 
seated,  retiring  to  his  own  perch  at  the  end  of  the  room,  to 
be  ready  if  required  for  anything,  and  to  listen  attentively, 
as  was  his  wont,  to  the  proceedings. 

Mr.  Bunker  then  introduced  them  to  the  Minister.  He 
was  at  pains  to  be  accurate  in  giving  the  name  and  descrip- 
tion of  each  one  correctly,  right  down  to  the  town  clerks  and 
other  municipal  officers,  beginning  with  Mr.  Birnie  Farrar,  as 
he  had  managed  all  the  details  of  the  deputation. 

Sure  enough,  when  he  had  got  to  the  end  of  the  intro- 
ductions, a  knock  was  heard  at  the  door,  and  Mr.  Dubbs  and 
the  Tinville  men  entered.  All  looked  round  to  greet  the 
missing  wing  of  the  party,  and  our  politician,  as  he  nodded 
to  Dubbs  and  some  of  those  whom  he  knew,  was  somewhat 
surprised  to  see  the  face  of  a  new-comer  who  followed  in  at 
the  back — none  other  than  the  keen,  grievance-laden  counte- 
nance of  Jacob  Shumate,  the  shoemaker  of  Glooscap.  His 
dark  eyes  took  a  sweeping  glance  round  the  room,  and  then 
he  sat  down  upon  about  the  last  chair  in  the  back  row. 
Birnie  Farrar  had  mentioned  to  Bunker  that  he  suspected 
Jacob  intended  to  come,  but  with  what  object  or  for  what 
purpose  he  could  not  find  out.  He  had  kept  to  himself  on 
the  journey  up,  and  he  slipped  in  now,  coming  not  with  the 
men  of  Glooscap,  but  apparently  on  his  own  account.  Mr. 
Theodore  Bunker  greeted  the  new-comers,  and  commenced 
calling  their  names  over  to  the  Minister.  When  he  had 
gone  through  all  down  to  where  Jacob  was,  experienced  as 
he  was  in  such  matters,  he  felt  quite  uncertain  what  to  do. 
He  knew  Jacob  of  old,  and  that  he  was  a  dangerous  man. 
He  had  no  right  to  appear  with  a  deputation — certainly  not 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  455 

to  speak  at  one — unless  he  belonged  to  it.  Still,  it  would 
not  be  wise  to  cause  trouble  till  the  question  was  raised  by 
Jacob  Shumate  trying  to  speak,  if  he  did  mean  to  make  the 
attempt.  One  of  the  most  obvious  rules  of  life  for  the 
sensible  politician  is  to  make  as  few  enemies  of  any  sort  as 
possible.  So  he  only  blandly  remarked,  '  Ah,  Mr.  Shumate, 
you  here  ? ' 

'  So  it  would  seem,  Mr.  Bunker,'  replied  the  shoemaker, 
as  he  inclined  forward  in  his  chair  with  a  half-bow  towards 
the  popular  Member.  His  soured  but  self-reliant  look 
seemed  to  proclaim  openly — 

'  Yes,  I  have  a  grievance,  and  I  am  able  to  look  after  it 
without  your  assistance. 

Mr.  Bunker  glanced  at  the  perturbed  countenance  for  a 
moment  or  two  with  an  aspect  of  mild  inquiry,  and  in  his 
most  conciliatory  manner,  in  order  to  pave  the  way  for  any 
explanation.  But  none  was  forthcoming,  so  he  then  turned  to 
the  Minister  and  explained  shortly  the  object  of  the  Deputa- 
tion. The  districts  represented  were  overrun  with  rabbits. 
Ruin  threatened  the  farmer  and  the  grazier.  Their  demands, 
the  Minister  would  see,  were  not  extravagent.  Their  request 
was  that  he  would  put  a  sum  on  the  Estimates  to  purchase 
for  general  use  the  well-known  Brand's  Patent  for  poisoning 
wheat  to  destroy  rabbits.  The  '  people '  would  be  prepared  to 
pay  half  the  cost  of  laying  down  the  stuff,  the  Government 
paying  the  other  half ;  for  which  sharing  of  expense  between 
Government  and  '  the  people '  in  public  improvements  there 
were  several  precedents  in  the  affairs  of  the  Province.  Mr. 
Bunker  laid  stress  upon  his  pronunciation  of  '  people,'  to 
show  that  it  was  a  distinctly  popular  thing  that  he  was 
proposing.  Unless  this  was  done  there  was  no  use  in  the 
people  holding  their  land.  As  Government  tenants,  it  was 
impossible  that  they  could  continue  to  pay  their  rents,  and 
the  districts  affected  would  become  depopulated,  and  the 
State  rails  and  trams  would  have  nothing  to  carry.  Rents 
were  in  arrear  in  several  localities  at  present.  He  begged  to 
call  upon  the  Honourable  Mr.  Lamborn. 

Mr.  Lamborn  was,  as  the  reader  may  imagine,  a  very 
respectable-looking  man — indeed,  a  weighty  and  solid-looking 
man.  His  voice  was  deep,  also  grave  in  tone,  and  he  had  a 


456  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

natural,  plain-speaking  way  of  expressing  himself,  as  if  he 
felt  that  no  human  being  could  question  the  fairness  of  what 
he  was  saying  ;  and  he  would,  from  time  to  time,  look  round 
the  room  to  see  if  any  man  could  contradict  him. 

He  said  that  what  Mr.  Bunker  had  stated  was  quite  true. 
Unless  something  was  done,  ruin  stared  most  of  them  in  the 
face.  No  crop  was  safe  unless  it  was  wire-netted  ;  and  as 
for  grass,  it  cost  a  small  fortune  to  keep  on  poisoning  the 
land.  They  only  asked  the  Government  to  bear  a  hand. 
They  were  willing  to  bear  a  hand  themselves,  too. 

Here  Mr.  Blinks,  the  Secretary  for  Lands,  whispered 
something  to  the  Minister,  and  Slater  Scully  thereupon 
interposed. 

'  You  must  excuse  me,  gentlemen,  as  this  great  question 
is  rather  new  to  me.  But  a  little  bird  has  whispered  to  me 
that  the  Government  already  supply  the  wire  netting  on  long 
terms  of  repayment,  and  free  from  the  noxious  and  burden- 
some imposition  of  interest.' 

Mr.  Lamborn  admitted  that  that  was  so.  But  who  put 
up  and  paid  for  the  posts  and  rails  ?  Were  the  people  ex- 
pected to  do  everything  ?  He  went  on  to  say  in  his  emphatic 
manner  that,  by  right,  the  Government  should  do  much  more 
than  was  asked,  since  the  rabbits  were  chiefly  bred  upon  the 
Crown  lands  and  then  came  on  to  them.  But  yet  they  were 
willing  to  pay  half-cost  of  laying  the  poison  if  the  Govern- 
ment bought  the  Patent.  He  then  looked  around  him,  and 
came  to  a  natural  peroration  inspired  by  his  deep  feeling 
upon  the  subject.  If  they  were  to  be  saved,  the  Government 
must  come  to  the  rescue  promptly.  Delay  meant  death  to 
the  small  farmers.  He  appealed  to  the  Minister  as  a  man 
and  as  a  father  not  to  spread  desolation  over  a  lot  of  homes 
— and,  he  might  add,  happy  homes. 

Slater  Scully  looked  up  through  the  large  spectacles  in 
some  amazement  at  the  mere  idea  that  he  could  do  such  a 
thing,  and  was  beginning  a  deprecating  reply,  '  Touch  me 

not  so  near '  when  Mr.  David  Blow,  who  represented 

the  cattle  interest  of  Glooscap,  interposed  with  a  brief  but 
emphatic  expression  of  his  views.  These,  upon  this  occasion, 
were  much  the  same  as  those  which  he  held  in  reference  to 
the  proposal  that  the  parents  should  devote  a  Saturday 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  457 

afternoon  to  making  the  fence  around  the  State  school.  And 
he  fell  naturally  into  the  same  form  of  expression  which  the 
reader  may  remember  he  used  with  reference  to  that  sugges- 
tion. He  declared  that  it  was  not  the  square  thing  by  a 
long  way  for  the  Government  to  put  them  on  short  commons 
about  this  rabbit  business. 

Some  of  the  other  gentlemen  enlarged  upon  the  serious 
nature  of  the  evil  and  the  reasonable  nature  of  their  demands  ; 
and  Mr.  Birnie  Farrar  gave  full  statistics  as  to  the  extent  and 
great  value  of  the  lands  that  were  in  danger.  On  this  Mr. 
Blinks  again  whispered  to  the  Minister,  and  Slater  Scully 
remarked  with  solemnity — 

'  Would  it  be  possible,  my  respected  friends,  that  the 
Municipal  Boards  of  this  most  valuable  district  could  be 
induced  to  give  something  in  order  to  supplement  the  short 
commons  that  have  been  so  feelingly  alluded  to  ? ' 

To  this  Mr.  Hedger,  as  the  lawyer  of  the  deputation, 
briefly  replied  that  the  Acts  of  Parliament  under  which  they 
acted  did  not  allow  of  any  such  application  of  their  funds. 

'  Would,  then,  the  landowners  agree  to  raise  the  interest 
on  the  purchase-money  of  the  Patent  for  a  term  of  years  ? ' 
inquired  the  Minister,  prompted  thereto  by  the  frugal-minded 
and  assiduous  Blinks. 

Mr.  David  Blow  felt  that  this  would  be  impossible, 
owing  to  the  simple  fact  that  the  smaller  landowners  had 
nothing  to  give.  There  seemed  to  be  nothing  for  it,  then, 
but  the  accustomed  resort  to  the  State  chest  for  the  money. 
The  Minister  was  beginning  to  weave  a  conciliatory  answer 
to  the  Deputation  : 

'  Mr.  Bunker  and  gentlemen,  I  must  say  dispassionately 
that  I  feel  satisfied  within  my  own  convictions  that  I  can 
report  to  my  honourable  colleague  who  presides  over  this 
Department,  and  who,  I  hope,  will  soon  be  here  again  in  the 
full  bloom  of  recovered  health,  that  you  have  made  a  most 
striking — indeed,  I  must  say,  most  moving — case  for  the 
Government ' 

When  he  had  got  thus  far,  Jacob  Shumate,  who  had  been 
pushing  his  way  up  to  the  front,  interposed,  and,  with  a 
deep  bow,  began  : 

'  Honourable  Minister ' 


458  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Directly  he  had  risen  from  his  seat  at  the  end  of  the 
room,  Birnie  Farrar  had  whispered  to  Bunker  to  object  to 
any  intervention  from  one  who  was  not  included  in  the 
Deputation  that  was  nominated  by  the  districts  concerned. 
He  did  not  know  what  Jacob  Shumate  was  going  to  say  ; 
but  he  had  an  instinctive  feeling,  based  upon  prolonged  ex- 
perience, that  it  must  be  something  unpleasant,  and  might  be 
something  dangerous.  Mr.  Bunker,  as  having  the  conduct  of 
the  proceedings,  felt  bound  to  interpose  here,  so  he  observed 
in  a  bland  tone  : 

'  Really,  Mr.  Shumate,  I  am  afraid  we  cannot  have  this. 
The  Honourable  the  Minister  is  only  entitled  to  hear  upon 
this  occasion  those  who  were  duly  designated  by  the  people 
to  interview  him.' 

He  added  with  a  smile,  in  his  most  amiable  manner, 
leaning  over  towards  the  shoemaker  and  speaking  in  a  lower 
tone  : 

'You  know,  Jacob,  you  can  arrange  for  another  deputa- 
tion on  your  own  account,  if  you  like.' 

'  I  am  much  obliged  to  you,  Mr.  Bunker,  for  your  kind 
offer.  I  must  admit  too  that  your  constitutional  views  are 
quite  correct.' 

Jacob  Shumate  spoke,  having  his  head  sarcastically  in- 
clined upon  one  side,  and  this  time  with  an  expression  of 
pleasure  on  his  face.  He  continued  : 

'  I  am  quite  aware  that  I  have  to  be  nominated  by  the 
people  to  entitle  me  to  address  the  Honourable  the  Minister 
upon  this  occasion.  And  I  beg  respectfully  to  state  that  I 
am  so  nominated.  Persons  who  own  land  do  not  constitute 
the  whole  of  the  population  about  Glooscap — whatever  they 
may  do  in  other  localities.' 

Here  Mr.  Blinks  again  whispered  to  the  Minister,  and 
Slater  Scully  addressed  the  shoemaker  in  an  affable  manner. 
He  was  quite  interested,  not  to  say  amused,  at  this  unex- 
pected apparition. 

'  My  good  friend,  may  I  ask  whom  you  represent  ?  For 
whom  do  you  stand  and  who  stands  behind  you  ? ' 

'  And  where  is  his  authority  ? '  interjected  Birnie  Farrar. 

'  In  reply  to  the  Honourable  the  Minister,  I  would 
respectfully  state  that  I  represent  the  struggling  rabbit- 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  459 

trappers  of  Glooscap  and  the  district,  making  together  several 
hundred  souls,  many  of  their  bodies  being,  I  regret  to 
say,  ill  fed  and  scantily  clad.  As  to  the  inquisition  of  the 
respected  Town  Clerk  as  to  where  my  authority  is,  I  beg 
to  hand  in  my  nomination  by  the  people.  It  is  not,  I  must 
admit,  on  parchment,  and  there  was  no  wax  convenient  in 
their  humble  homes  for  sealing  it ;  still,  as  they  are  all  human 
beings  who  sign  it,  and  indeed  citizens,  I  hope  that  the  Town 
Clerk  will  not  hold  the  objection  to  be  fatal.' 

And  Jacob  slowly,  and  with  great  deliberation,  unfolded 
and  spread  out  upon  the  table  a  very  soiled  sheet  of  foolscap, 
upon  which  was  written  his  appointment  to  represent  the 
undersigned  on  the  Rabbit  Deputation  before  the  Minister. 
The  undersigned  for  the  most  part  wrote  their  signatures  in 
a  finished  style  of  handwriting.  A  few  signed  in  the  clumsy, 
blurred  manner  that  marked  the  old  days  of  imperfect  edu- 
cation. The  shoemaker  with  bended  head  glanced  round 
the  circle  of  civic  magnates  and  men  of  broad  acres  with  an 
evident  sense  of  triumph,  as  he  presented  his  credentials, 
while  the  magnates  and  broad  acre  men  looked  on  with 
a  heavy,  puzzled  air,  as  if  not  knowing  how  to  meet  this 
unexpected  attack  in  the  rear.  Mr.  Birnie  Farrar  wanted 
Mr.  Theodore  Bunker  to  object  that  Shumate  should  have 
got  an  appointment  for  a  separate  day  for  his  side  of  the 
question.  But  some  new  and  rather  disturbing  lights  were 
breaking  in  upon  the  prudent  mind  of  the  Member  for 
Leadville.  As  he  glanced  over  the  names,  he  recognised 
some  of  those  who  were  electors  within  his  own  district. 
Then  the  cause  of  the  trappers  was  obviously  the  cause 
of  the  poor  man.  They  had  no  land  at  all.  They  only 
caught  the  rabbits  on  other  people's  land  and  Crown  lands. 
But  each  of  them  had  as  good  a  vote  as  Mr.  Lamborn 
himself.  He  thought  it  would  be  better  to  hear  Jacob 
Shumate,  and  whispered  to  Birnie  Farrar  that  it  was 
safest  to  do  so — '  under  protest,  you  know,'  he  added,  to 
placate  that  gentleman.  The  Town  Clerk,  by  no  means 
appeased,  was  turning  to  enforce  his  objection  and  speaking 
eagerly  into  the  Member's  ear,  when  the  Minister  cut  short 
further  discussion  upon  the  subject  by  exclaiming — 

'  Well,  well,  Mr.  Shumate,  high  authority  enjoins  us  to 


460  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

give  each  man  thine  ear,  but  to  reserve  thy  judgment.  So 
pray  unbosom  your  soul  as  to  these  hapless  and  multitudi- 
nous rodents,  dire  enemy,  it  seems,  in  your  district  to  man 
and  beast,  and  known  to  science,  my  learned  friend  here, 
Mr.  Blinks,  informs  me,  as  the  Lepus  cunicuhts.' 

And,  undisturbed  by  Blinks's  look  of  astonishment  at 
this  unexpected  and  hitherto  to  him  unknown  information 
about  the  scientific  name  of  the  rabbit,  Slater  Scully  glared 
about  in  a  pleased  manner  as  he  lay  back  in  his  chair  to 
listen  while  Shumate  would  unfold  his  tale.  He  enjoyed 
the  prospect  of  hearing  something  unexpected  on  the  subject. 
Mr.  David  Blow,  however,  who  had  been  regarding  the  shoe- 
maker's interruption  in  a  dazed  manner,  began  to  realise  that 
there  was  danger  in  it.  His  thoughts,  though  slow  to  ignite, 
upon  due  attrition  did  burn  up  within  him.  Looking  round 
straight  at  Jacob,  with  all  the  weight  of  the  man  who 
represented  the  cattle  interest,  he  exclaimed,  taking  up  the 
thread  from  Bunker's  objection,  which  was  as  far  as  he 
had  got : 

'  Yes,  yes,  Mr.  Shumate,  what  do  you  want  ?  You  ain't 
inconvenienced  by  our  poisoning,  are  you  ?  You  aren't  on  for 
cobbling  up  odd  lots  of  objections  to  our  clearing  our  lands 
of  varmint,  are  you  ? '  And  then  he  indulged  in  what  was 
for  him  something  without  precedent,  a  stroke  of  sarcasm  at 
the  shoemaker  : 

'  We  don't  ask  you  to  eat  our  poison,  do  we  ?  Though 
I  don't  let  on  that  it  nor  anything  else  would  quiet  you.' 

Jacob  Shumate,  glowing  with  satisfaction  and  rising  to 
the  occasion,  began  his  reply  in  a  subdued  and  polite  tone. 

'  In  response  to  what  the  Honourable  the  Minister  and  also 
the  honourable  representative  of  the  cattle  interest  here  have 
asked,  I  beg  leave  to  observe,  most  respectfully,  that  neither 
I  nor  the  poor  fellows  whom  I  represent  have  the  slightest 
objection  to  Mr.  David  Blow  and  other  princely  proprietors 
clearing  their  vast  estates  of  whatever  they  may  please. 
That  is  a  matter  entirely  for  their  own  consideration.' 

'  Then  what  are  you  getting  on  and  riled  about,  Mr. 
Shumate  ?  '  pursued  Mr.  Blow. 

'  If  the  honourable  representative  of  the  cattle  interest 
will  permit  me,  I  have  not  stated,  as  far  as  I  am  aware,  that 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  461 

we  were  riled  about  anything.  The  only  possible  repugnance 
we  feel — perhaps  the  Honourable  the  Minister  will  pardon  us 
for  it — is  to  having  the  money  taken  out  of  our  pockets  in 
order  to  take  the  bread  out  of  our  mouths.' 

Jacob  then  glanced  round  with  bent  head  at  Mr.  David 
Blow,  who  kept  looking  at  him  in  a  helpless  manner,  much 
as  one  of  his  oxen  would  survey  some  intruding  stranger  who 
was  approaching  him.  Following  up  his  thrust,  he  added  : 

'  We  have  no  desire,  certainly,  to  eat  Mr.  Blow's  poison. 
In  fact,  what  we  do  hope  is  that  we  may  be  allowed  to  eat 
our  crust  without  it.  We  only  ask,'  he  continued,  with  a 
resigned  air,  '  to  be  allowed  still  to  make  a  living — even  a 
precarious  one — by  trapping  rabbits.' 

'  Where  are  we  now — where  are  we  now  ? '  exclaimed 
Slater  Scully,  looking  round  the  company  in  a  half-contem- 
plative and  a  half-pleased  manner.  He  was  rather  enjoying 
this  unexpected  display  of  conflicting  human  motives.  To  see 
several  unhappy  creatures  dangling  and  twisting  from  the 
gallows  in  a  confused  manner  was  said  to  have  a  special 
fascination  for  Beau  Selwyn.  The  twistings  and  strugglings 
of  men  in  wordy  conflict  had  a  similar  stimulating  effect 
on  Slater  Scully.  It  was  to  him  one  of  the  chief  alleviations 
of  the  long  hours  of  boredom  in  the  House  of  Representa- 
tives. So  he  repeated  as  he  looked  round  : 

'  Where  are  we  now  ?      Stands  Glooscap  where  it  did  ?  ' 

Theodore  Bunker  felt  that  the  situation  was  getting 
serious.  He,  as  the  general  in  command  of  the  Deputation, 
must  take  immediate  steps  to  meet  this  unexpected  danger. 
So,  in  order  to  get  time  to  arrange  some  compromise,  if 
possible,  while  Shumate  was  speaking,  he  expressed  to  the 
Minister  the  willingness,  and  even  the  desire,  of  his  party 
that  Mr.  Shumate  should  state  his  claim  fully,  and  Slater 
Scully  waved  the  shoemaker  to  proceed. 

This  invitation  to  speak  was  precisely  what  Shumate 
desired.  To  make  a  set  speech  at  any  time  was  a  pleasure 
to  him,  and  if  he  had  a  grievance  to  talk  about  he  was 
quite  happy  —  before  a  Minister  of  the  Crown,  too,  it 
was  delightful.  Slater  Scully  relished  the  keen  thrusts 
of  the  shoemaker,  and,  as  a  popular  Minister,  desired 
to  show  all  deference  to  the  advocate  of  the  poor  man. 


462  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Jacob  had  carefully  prepared  himself  for  the  opportunity, 
and  he  had  put  a  plausible  case  for  the  trappers.  No 
question,  he  said,  arose  as  to  people  clearing  their  own  lands 
of  rabbits  as  much  as  they  pleased.  If  it  was  expensive  to 
do  this,  owing  to  the  vast  extent  of  any  one's  land,  all  he 
could  say  was  that  he  tendered  the  landowners  his  deep 
sympathy.  (Dark  glance  at  Lamborn  and  Le  Fanu.)  The 
proposal  before  the  Minister  was  to  take  his  money  for  the 
purpose.  The  rabbit-trappers,  poverty-stricken  though  they 
were,  still  did  contribute  to  the  State  Revenue  ;  though,  to 
be  sure,  to  persons  whose  path  of  life  was  paved  with  gold, 
the  amount  of  their  contributions  might  be  regarded  as 
beneath  notice.  Still,  they  were  felt  by  them.  Out  of  the 
State  Revenue,  thus  partly  made  up  of  their  own  money,  the 
great  landowners  were  to  be  paid  for  clearing  their  estates  of 
rabbits  ;  and  at  the  same  time  the  industry  that  those  he 
represented  lived  by  was  to  be  destroyed,  and  with  it  a  cheap 
and  useful  food  for  the  poor.  The  traps,  the  nets,  the  imple- 
ments that  they  used  in  their  work  were  all  taxed  heavily  at 
the  Customs. 

Further,  to  suit  the  private  owners,  the  Crown  lands,  now 
mostly  consisting  of  barren  hills,  were  also  to  be  poisoned,  and 
thus  rendered  unsafe  and  useless  for  the  purposes  of  the 
trappers.  If  the  rabbits  did  eat  some  of  the  grass  of  the  large 
estates,  he  would  like  to  see  a  short  sum  worked  out  of  the 
proportion  which  this  loss  bore  to  the  gain  by  the  unearned  in- 
crement of  the  land.  If  the  Honourable  the  Minister  listened 
to  this  application,  the  very  least  he  could  do  would  be  to 
compensate  the  persons  whom  he  represented  for  destroying 
their  means  of  living.  He  would  not  at  present  dwell  upon 
the  compensation  that  would  be  due  to  the  poor  of  the  Pro- 
vince generally  for  depriving  them  of  a  cheap  and  whole- 
some food.  As  everything  was  done  in  Excelsior  in  the 
name  of  the  poor  man,  this  would  be  a  good  opportunity,  he 
respectfully  submitted,  for  the  Government  to  show  how 
deeply  it  sympathised  with  him. 

Jacob  Shumate,  as  he  concluded,  looked  round  the  dis- 
concerted circle  with  exultation  in  his  countenance,  the 
display  of  which,  however,  he  suppressed  as  well  as  he 
could. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  463 

Slater  Scully  enjoyed  having  the  two  sides  of  the 
question  agitated  before  him,  but  while  he  saw  both  views 
he  grasped  neither,  and  he  was  now  perplexed  as  the  time 
approached  that  he  was  to  decide  between  them.  His 
natural  wish  was  to  satisfy  all  parties,  and  he  had  the  Minister's 
feeling  against  making  enemies  among  a  considerable  class 
of  voters.  Personally,  he  did  not  like  the  idea  of  depriving 
the  poor  trappers  of  their  means  of  gaining  a  livelihood. 

He  was  a  good  deal  relieved,  then,  when  Theodore 
Bunker,  who  was  himself  moved  by  very  similar  considera- 
tions, threw  out  a  suggestion,  merely  for  consideration,  as  he 
said,  that  the  Patent  should  be  bought  by  the  Government, 
and  that  a  Government  contribution,  at  present  undefined, 
should  be  made  to  meet  the  cost  of  laying  the  poison  on 
lands  that  had  been  alienated  from  the  Crown  ;  but  that  the 
State  lands  should  be  left  free  for  the  operations  of  the 
trapper,  that  all  his  implements  should  be  admitted  free 
of  duty  at  the  Customs,  and  that  a  Government  bonus  should 
be  paid  upon  the  export  of  frozen  rabbits,  so  as  to  keep  up 
the  price.  This  was  accepted  all  round  as  a  fair  solution  of 
the  difficulty.  Jacob  Shumate  was  so  elated  at  the  general 
success  of  his  intervention  that  he  could  not  concentrate  his 
attention  so  as  to  criticise  it  closely.  He  still  felt  in  a 
vague  manner  that  sufficient  weight  had  not  been  given  to 
the  fact  that  the  rabbits  only  consumed  a  small  part  of  the 
unearned  increment  of  the  rich  man's  land.  But  did  the 
great  public  who  was  to  pay  the  bill  of  both  parties  to  this 
settlement  object?  Apparently  not.  At  least,  in  the 
person  of  its  representative,  Slater  Scully,  it  appeared  to 
be  pleased.  The  Minister  dismissed  both  sides  with  his 
blessing. 

'  Farewell,  gentlemen,'  he  exclaimed.  '  The  right  thing 
has  been  accomplished.  Even-handed  justice  has  been 
done — justice  to  the  individual  and  justice  to  the  country. 
The  only  unhappy  parties  to  the  settlement  are  those 
hapless  little  rodents,  the  Lepus  cuniculus  of  my  friend  here, 
that  both  of  ye  will  now  be  slaughtering  by  a  grand  and 
unprecedented  combination  of  poison  and  traps.' 

And  so  the  Deputation  withdrew,  and  at  a  jovial  lunch 
at  the  Tramway  Arms  the  members  congratulated  each 


464  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

other  upon  their  success,  and  upon  the  generous,  public- 
spirited  views  of  the  Minister.  All  except  Jacob  Shumate, 
who  went  off  on  his  own  account,  to  join  some  Populist 
friends  at  the  People's  Coffee  Palace,  where,  after  par- 
taking of  tea  and  biscuits,  he  spent  the  time  till  the  after- 
noon train  in  criticising  the  proceedings  at  the  Deputa- 
tion, and  expatiating  generally  on  the  grievances  of  the 
trappers. 

Walter  Crane  had  been  an  attentive  listener  to  the  dis- 
cussion at  the  Deputation.  He  sat  on  his  stool  at  the  end 
of  the  room  in  his  usual  meek  attitude,  but  making  keen 
mental  notes  of  what  was  going  on.  The  experience  he 
gained  in  this  way  was  one  of  the  most  valuable  elements  of 
his  political  education.  Next  Sunday,  at  the  festive  board 
at  his  nephew's  cottage  in  Grubb  Lane,  he  gave  at  leisure 
the  full  details  of  the  proceedings  of  the  Deputation,  and  its 
happy  termination  for  all  parties. 

'  Very  powerful  orator  that  Mr.  Shumate — shoemaker  or 
no  shoemaker.  My  word,  I  can  tell  ye,'  he  said,  throwing 
himself  back  in  a  free-and-easy  manner,  and  nodding  in  a 
significant  way  to  the  company — '  my  word,  I  can  tell  ye,  he 
tossed  some  of  those  big  land  bosses  like  one  of  their  own 
bulls  would.  He  did,  I  tell  ye.  Sarve  them  right.  Not  like 
real  landed  gentry :  trying  on  to  take  away  the  poor  man's 
food — and  his  living  too  ! ' 

'  Well,  if  they  take  away  his  food,  it  follows  up  straight 
enough  they  take  his  living,  I  suppose,'  said  Ben  Mule,  the 
argumentative  cabman. 

'  Ye  needn't  be  driving  ahead  so  fast,  Ben,'  said  Crane, 
with  some  dignity.  '  Them  rabbits  are  food  to  the  poor 
man  as  eats  them  and  they  are  living  for  the  work  they 
make  for  the  trapper  who  catches  them.  D'ye  see  now  ? ' 

'  I  can  see  no  call  to  interfere  with  them  rabbits,'  said 
the  nephew  ;  '  they  are  sweet  enough  to  eat  and  handy  to 
cook.  You  can  think  them  chicken  if  you  shut  your 
blinkers.' 

'  Ye  see,  it's  this  yer  way,'  said  Ben  Mule.  '  They  are 
too  cheap  and  common  like  for  the  'stocracy.  If  they  were 
a  crown  each,  my  word,  wouldn't  the  big  ones  take  on  to 
them !  And  there  it  is,  the  big  'uns  have  their  way  all 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  465 

along  the  road.  Talk  of  the  people  in  Excelsior,  where  are 
you  ?  If  you  talk  of  the  big  'uns,  you  are  on  the  spot, 
right  enough.' 

'  Ay,  so  I  suppose,  Wally,'  said  Mick,  '  you  had  a  lot 
of  the  big  'uns  there,  going  on  about  the  rabbits  and  their 
feelings  for  the  farmer  and  the  poor  man  ? ' 

'To  be  sure.  A  great  many  fine  gentlemen  there,  and 
grand  estates  they  have  for  certain,'  replied  Crane.  'Mr. 
Shumate  waited  a  bit  behind  and  told  me.  Mr.  Le  Fanu 
and  Mr.  Lamborn,  and  all  the  rest,  very  fine  gentlemen  in- 
deed. But  why  don't  they  think  of  the  poor  man  trying  to 
live,  let  alone  paying  for  his  bit  of  land  to  Guv'ment  ? ' 

'  I'll  tell  ye  when  they'll  be  well  quit  of  the  rabbits,'  said 
Ben  Mule,  looking  up  as  if  a  new  light  had  struck  him. 

'  When's  that,  young  feller  ?  '  asked  Mick. 

'When  they  go  where  the  land  won't  go  after  them  nor 
the  rabbits  neither,'  answered  the  cabman. 

'Well,  and  the  boss  promised  to  pay  both  on  'em,  did 
he  ?  '  inquired  the  nephew. 

1  He  did  that,  Mick,'  replied  the  uncle,  taking  a  long 
drink  of  tea.  When  he  had  finished,  he  added,  with  a 
significant  nod  to  his  relation — 

'  But  not  out  of  his  own  pocket,  me  boy.' 

The  recess  was  now  drawing  to  its  close,  and  politicians 
were  busy  speculating  what  would  be  the  leading  proposal  of 
the  Government  for  the  legislation  of  the  new  session.  For 
every  Government  is  expected  under  the  English  system  to 
announce  each  new  political  year  a  long  and,  if  possible, 
striking  array  of  fresh  measures.  It  is  a  political  rather  than 
a  social  need.  A  healthy  community,  like  a  healthy  man, 
often  wants  to  be  let  alone.  Legislative  measures  are,  like 
medicines,  needed  in  the  case  of  any  ailment  in  the  body 
politic,  also  to  provide  for  the  changes  caused  by  social 
growth.  But  the  real  need  for  changes  does  not  come  round 
periodically  every  year  like  the  King's  Speech.  This  habit 
of  responsible  Government  has  the  advantage  of  securing 
early  attention  to  all  popular  wants.  But  it  also  tends  to 
create  fictitious  wants,  and  to  foster  the  love  for  having  some- 
thing new  continually  upon  the  boards.  Thus  whenever  there 
is  any  social  depression  or  difficulty,  people  are  apt  to  look  at 

VOL.  I  2  H 


466  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

once  to  some  new  Government  proposal  as  the  only  possible 
relief;  whereas  the  true  remedy  may  rest  rather  with  the 
people  themselves,  and  may  require  some  abstinence  or 
exertion  upon  their  part  which  would  perhaps  be  more 
difficult,  but  would  also  be  more  effective,  than  any  new 
legislation. 

One  reason  why  a  long  list  of  important  measures  and 
reforms  was  proposed  each  year  in  Excelsior  was  that  so  few 
of  them  were  carried  through  during  the  session.  If  they 
had  all  been  given  effect  to,  the  Province  would  have 
been  in  the  position  of  a  man  who  should  seek  to  keep 
himself  in  health  by  undergoing  one  or  two  operations,  at 
least,  every  year,  besides  trying  a  system  of  massage  and 
electric  baths  to  stimulate  his  vitality  and  prevent  any 
tendency  to  the  insidious  advances  of  crippling  rheumatism. 
But  the  Legislature  wisely  refused  to  accept  and  assimilate 
more  than  a  certain  proportion  each  year  of  what  was 
offered,  and  had  sundry  methods  of  its  own  of  making  what 
it  did  not  want  disappear,  otherwise  than  by  actually 
swallowing  them.  They  were  thus  left  to  garnish  the  board 
for  the  next  time,  when,  if  it  was  still  so  desired,  they  were 
put  under  the  table  as  before. 

However,  Sir  Donald  and  his  Ministry  were  busy  pre- 
paring their  catalogue  of  measures.  It  was  easy  to  fill  in 
the  ordinary  Bills,  many  of  which  figured  year  after  year 
in  the  Governor's  speech,  and  which  were  known  among  the 
legislators  as  '  hardy  annuals.'  The  difficulty  was  as  to  what 
should  be  the  leading  and  striking  measure  of  the  year  ;  and 
this  was  made  the  greater  by  the  fact  that  there  was  nothing 
then  that  the  people  of  the  Province  were  very  eager  about. 
Still,  there  were  several  proposals,  any  one  of  which  would 
make  a  good  stir  in  the  political  world,  and  all  of  which  were 
advanced  in  their  character,  and  might  therefore  be  properly 
taken  up  by  progressive  politicians.  The  Ministry  had  held 
a  series  of  Cabinet  meetings  in  order  to  consider  these. 

Du  Tell  asked  Seeker  his  opinion  privately  as  to  the 
best  thing  for  the  Government  to  take  up. 

'  Why,  as  for  urgent  things,  they  stare  you  in  the  face, 
my  dear  sir.  There  is  that  question  of  the  hour — Pensions 
to  the  Aged  Poor.  That  is  bound  to  come.  With  Fame  it 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  467 

is  often  first  come  first  served.  Why  should  not  Sir  Donald 
take  up  and  get  the  credit  for  that  great  measure  ? ' 

Seeker  spoke  this  time  sincerely.  Not  only  did  he 
believe  in  helping  the  poor  liberally,  but  he  felt  what  a 
decisive  effect  a  general  pension  system  must  have  upon  the 
interests  of  the  State  workers.  If  the  State  were  to  pension 
every  one,  what  should  it  not  do  for  its  own  faithful  servants  ? 

'  Yes.  A  right  good  tip,  well  worth  considering,'  said  Du 
Tell,  speaking  in  a  deliberate  manner,  partly  to  himself.  As  the 
two  shook  hands,  about  to  part,  Du  Tell  stood  for  a  moment 
apparently  contemplating  the  broad  vest  of  the  Secretary, 
really  anxious  to  know  what  Mons.  Froessolecque  and  the 
Sweet-Brier  would  be  likely  to  want  done.  At  last  he  said  : 

'And  our  friend  of  the  Sweet -Brier?' 

'  He,  sir  ?  You  know  him.  He  is  a  truly  advanced 
man.  He  holds  for  a  universal  pension,  so  as  to  relieve  the 
poor  from  any  stigma  in  taking  it.' 

'  And  the  money?  '  interposed  Du  Tell,  with  an  inquisitive 
look  at  the  Secretary. 

'Well,  as  he  says,  he  makes  a  calculation,  does  Mons. 
Froessolecque,  that  the  realised  wealth  of  Excelsior  comes  to 
so  many  millions,  and  a  tax  of  ten  per  cent  upon  that  would 
do  it.  For  myself,  I  don't  quite  hold  with  my  friend  there. 
I  say,  begin  with  the  poor.  Don't  raise  difficulties  at  first. 
You  can  easily  increase  the  number  of  the  recipients,  and 
also  the  pension  in  time.  You  may  go  on,  though  you 
cannot  go  back.' 

Du  Tell  that  very  evening  explained  to  Sir  Donald 
Seeker's  views  about  the  Pensions  and  the  probable  attitude 
of  the  Sweet-Brier.  Though  it  was  not  the  leading  paper 
of  the  Metropolitan  Press,  it  was  the  organ  of  the  pugnacious 
party,  of  the  more  determined  wing  of  the  Populists.  In 
popular  Governments,  the  thoroughgoing  people  are  the  real 
power.  They  may  not  get  everything  that  they  want  at 
once,  but  all  desire  to  conciliate  them.  All  stand  in  awe 
of  the  aggressive  forces  of  the  Social  State,  and  seek  to 
placate  them  and  make  alliances  with  them,  which  are  more 
or  less  sincere.  Under  the  aristocratic  or  middle- class 
system  of  Government  extreme  people  are  rather  suppressed  ; 
under  full  Democracy  they  are  rather  exalted.  A  man  of 


468  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

very  mediocre  talents,  who  would  never  make  a  figure  so 
long  as  things  went  on  quietly,  suddenly  proposes  to  sponge 
out  the  National  Debt.  The  thing  is  not  done,  but  the 
daring  confiscator  attracts  general  attention  and  becomes  a 
considerable  man. 

Ultimately,  Sir  Donald  and  the  Cabinet  decided  that 
the  grand  Liberal  measure  of  the  session  should  be  a  Bill 
to  establish  a  system  of  Pensions  to  the  Aged  Poor.  It 
would  not  be  correct  to  say  that  the  measure  was  taken  up 
as  the  result  of  a  matured  public  opinion  upon  the  subject. 
It  had  its  immediate  origin  in  a  political  exigency  to  do 
something  striking.  There  was  behind  it  a  general  wish  to 
provide  for  the  aged  poor,  without  any  very  close  scrutiny 
as  to  what  it  was  wisest  to  do.  The  method  of  procedure 
represented  the  change  from  statesmen  leading  people  to 
people  leading  statesmen.  The  Government  accepted  what 
they  thought  would  please  the  people.  Later  on,  when  the 
Government  proposal  was  announced,  most  public  men  fell 
in  with  it.  A  politician  who  would  criticise  some  generous 
plan  as  too  extravagant  and  as  calculated  in  time  to  sap 
habits  of  self-reliance  and  foresight,  would  be  denounced 
as  one  who  was  indifferent  to  the  wants  of  the  aged 
poor ;  or,  at  least,  as  one  who  set  up  his  own  opinion 
about  things,  and  claimed  to  be  a  superior  sort  of  person. 
So  the  proposition  that  the  man  who  gave  his  youth 
to  build  up  a  country  had  the  right  to  be  pensioned  by 
that  country  in  old  age  was  repeated  upon  all  sides.  It 
came  about  rather  as  an  expression  of  popular  feeling  than 
as  a  result  of  ttie  public  judgment. 

Accordingly,  when  the  Governor's  speech  announced  at 
the  opening  of  the  session  '  a  generous  measure  of  provision 
for  the  aged  poor,'  there  was  a  general  agreement  expressed 
with  the  proposal.  The  particulars  of  the  Government  plan 
could  not  be  known  till  Sir  Donald,  later  on,  introduced 
the  Government  Bill.  In  the  meantime  the  public  talked 
about  the  subject  and  the  Press  discussed  it.  The  Sweet- 
Brier  warned  the  Government  that  the  pension  must  be 
liberal  in  amount,  and  free  from  all  suspicion  of  being  given 
as  a  charity.  It  was  to  be  paid  as  a  right,  just  as  earlier 
in  life  the  worker  was  paid  his  daily  wage. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  469 

In  the  interval  before  the  introduction  of  this  leading 
measure  private  members  were  able  to  bring  forward  some 
of  their  Bills.  This  was  the  great  opportunity  for  the 
display  of  what  are  vulgarly  called  '  Fads ' — the  Fad 
Legislative.  The  author  of  an  old  Dictionary,  after 
observing  that  '  Faddle '  is  corrupted  from  '  To  Fiddle,' 
declares  that  it  is  'a  low  word.'  Nevertheless,  those  who 
maintain  Fads,  and  who  moreover  are  in  a  position  to  claim 
a  hearing  for  them,  are  not  people  to  be  lightly  despised. 
A  Fad  is  often  a  half-truth.  You  have  to  be  careful  that, 
while  rejecting  the  Fad,  you  are  not  involved  in  the  denial 
of  the  half-truth.  This  caution  particularly  applies  to  Fads 
in  Parliament,  and  it  is  this  that  makes  Faddists  in  the 
political  arena  people  not,  as  we  have  said,  to  be  lightly 
despised.  They  are  indeed  quite  troublesome  people — not 
to  say  dangerous.  They  are  so  indifferent  to  other  people's 
difficulties  with  regard  to  their  Fads.  They  seem  rather 
to  enjoy  them.  The  political  Faddist  generally  sits  for 
some  safe  constituency,  which  does  not  object  to  his  Fad  ; 
possibly  which  returns  him  on  account  of  his  Fad.  So  he  sits 
secure  aloft,  like  the  gods  of  Epicurus,  either  indifferent  to 
the  perplexities  of  poor  political  mortals  or  amused  at  them. 

The  chief  Bill,  however,  brought  in  this  session  by  a 
private  Member  was  one  that  had  got  beyond  the  '  faddy  '  stage 
and  had  emerged  into  the  higher  sphere  of  practical  politics. 
This  was  a  Bill  which  had  been  introduced  by  Mr.  M'Grorty, 
the  late  Minister  of  Education  and  Public  Knowledge,  to 
enable  women  to  be  elected  to  Parliament  and  to  act  as 
Members  of  the  Executive  Council  of  the  Province.  Mr. 
M'Grorty  was  a  warm  supporter  of  Woman's  Rights,  but 
there  could  be  no  doubt  that  his  prompt  advocacy  of  this 
measure  at  the  present  time  was  stimulated  by  the  fact  that 
Sir  Donald  MacLever,  the  Premier,  when  a  short  time  before 
he  was  waited  upon  by  a  deputation  from  the  Executive 
of  the  Woman's  Rights  League  and  requested  to  propose 
this  reform  as  a  part  of  the  Government  policy,  had  given 
a  most  unsatisfactory  answer.  He  had  replied,  that  while 
he  fully  admitted  that  women  were  entitled  to  this  further 
grant  of  their  rights,  yet  he  thought  it  would  be  better  to 
defer  claiming  it  till  they  had  acquired  more  experience. 


470  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

In  reply  to  the  inquiries  of  Miss  Gazelle,  the  Hon.  Secretary 
of  the  Brassville  Branch,  as  to  how  they  were  to  get 
experience  so  long  as  they  were  debarred  by  law  from 
even  trying  to  do  the  work,  and  also  what  experience  of 
politics  young  people  of  twenty-one  had  when  they  began 
to  exercise  the  right  of  voting,  he  could  only  reply  that 
the  cases  were  not  on  all-fours,  without  being  able  to  show 
where  they  differed.  When  Miss  Gazelle  pressed  home  her 
point,  he  became  a  little  annoyed,  and  he  turned  upon  her 
both  a  vexed  and  a  slightly  jeering  countenance  as  he  replied, 
the  gray  eyes  twinkling  at  her,  '  My  good  young  lady,  surely 
you  are  young  enough  to  wait  a  while.' 

Miss  Gazelle  was  certainly  young  enough  to  wait,  yet 
this  reply  gave  much  offence,  as  it  seemed  to  make  light 
of  the  business  character  of  the  deputation.  The  whole 
affair  offered  the  Opposition  a  good  opening,  Mr.  M'Grorty 
thought,  to  aim  at  the  Government  a  quiet  blow,  while  at 
the  same  time  advancing  Woman's  cause. 

Since  the  Suffrage  had  been  secured,  the  Woman's 
Rights  League  of  Excelsior  had  directed  its  efforts  to 
organise  and  use  Woman's  vote  so  as  to  compel  the  Legis- 
lature to  do  them  justice  in  other  respects.  They  held  a 
general  meeting  once  a  year,  either  in  the  capital  or  at 
some  important  centre  of  the  Province,  at  which  women 
delegates  from  all  parts  of  the  land  discussed  public  questions 
that  were  of  interest  to  them.  This  year  their  attention 
had  been  chiefly  directed  to  the  consideration  of  the  fact 
that  Woman's  vote  could  do  little  to  improve  Parliament 
so  long  as  women  themselves  were  excluded  by  law  from 
making  their  influence  felt  there.  They  only  asked,  since  now 
the  country  had  decided  that  they  should  take  their  part  in 
politics,  to  be  allowed  to  do  so  effectively.  They  passed  two 
resolutions,  declaring,  firstly,  that  the  Legislature  as  at  present 
constituted  was  admittedly  incompetent  to  remedy  the  social 
ills  that  oppressed  their  country.  And  secondly,  that  the 
obvious  remedy  was  to  accept  the  proffered  aid  of  one- 
half  of  the  people  who  were  now  prohibited  from  helping 
in  the  social  regeneration  of  the  race. 

They  followed  up  their  resolutions  by  a  manifesto 
calling  upon  the  Parliament,  such  as  it  was,  to  set  right 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  471 

meanwhile  several  wrongs  that  women  suffered  under,  such 
as  unequal  marriage  laws,  unjust  health  laws,  the  custody 
of  children,  women's  claim  to  equal  wages  with  men,  and 
other  matters  in  regard  to  which  the  equality  of  the  sexes 
was  impaired.  But  in  the  very  front  they  put  the  claim 
to  sit  in  Parliament.  And  the  Honourable  Mr.  M'Grorty 
not  only  sympathised  with  their  object,  but  saw  very  clearly 
that,  if  the  House  could  be  induced  to  pass  his  Bill,  it  would 
be  a  triumph  over  the  Government  after  the  half-hearted 
utterances  of  the  Premier.  Thus  the  merits  of  the  question 
itself  became  involved  in  the  attempt,  on  the  one  hand,  to  em- 
barrass the  Government,  and  then  the  effort  of  the  Government 
to  checkmate  the  movement  simply  in  their  own  defence. 

In  order  to  support  M'Grorty's  motion,  the  Woman's 
League  resolved  to  hold  a  meeting  to  discuss  the  question 
the  week  before  it  was  to  come  forward  in  the  House,  and 
to  give  the  greater  weight  to  their  debate  they  invited  the 
Honourable  Mr.  Brereton,  the  leader  of  the  Opposition,  who 
was  known  to  be  unsound  on  the  question  of  women  sitting 
in  Parliament,  to  attend  and  explain  his  reasons  for  object- 
ing to  their  exercising  this  right.  They  were  so  confident 
in  the  justice  of  their  cause  that  they  feared  no  discussion. 
Nay,  they  even  enjoyed  some  opposition,  as  it  added  im- 
portance to  their  proceedings,  and  could  do  no  harm  in  a  vast 
gathering  of  sympathisers  with  their  cause.  Mr.  Brereton 
at  once,  in  his  easy-going  way,  agreed  to  come.  He  rather 
fancied  the  idea  of  having  a  talk  with  his  sister  electors, 
though  he  had  a  strong  objection,  or  rather  perhaps  it  should 
be  called  dislike,  to  their  'sitting  in  Parliament.  Logical  or 
direct  speaking  was  not  his  special  gift,  as  we  know.  And 
as  to  some  of  the  considerations  that  did  influence  him,  he 
felt  an  old-fashioned  disinclination  to  discuss  them  before 
all  the  young  women  whom  he  would  have  to  confront  at  the 
meeting.  He  was  by  nature,  too,  a  sympathetic  man,  and 
when  brought  face  to  face  with  a  number  of  women,  who 
were  convinced  of  their  right  to  become  Members  of  Parlia- 
ment, and  were  getting  vexed  and  angry  at  this  right  being 
delayed,  he  felt  half  ashamed  to  vigorously  denounce  their 
aspirations  as  futile. 

So,  truth  to  say,  he  made  a  poor  argument  of  it.      He 


472  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

began  by  expressing  generally  his  admiration  for  woman. 
He  said  that  he  loved  them  all ;  and  he  laid  much  stress 
upon  this  declaration  of  his  feelings  as  being  thoroughly  and 
deeply  sincere,  which  indeed  it  was.  But  he  questioned  her 
aptitude  for  the  work.  It  was  not  above  her,  but  beneath 
her.  He  made  a  clumsy  reference  to  a  beautiful  Arab  steed 
in  a  dust-cart ;  and  then  asked — wanted  to  know,  you  see — 
if  the  beautiful  creature  really  would  enjoy  being  in  the 
shafts,  dust  and  all.  And  when  she  was  drawing  the  cart, 
perhaps  over  a  bad  bit  of  Jordan's  hard  road,  so  to  speak, 
what  about  her  foal?  Also,  what  about  the  horse,  who 
ought  to  draw  the  dust-cart ;  where  did  he  come  in  ?  Or, 
did  he  come  in  at  all  ?  If  so,  was  it  a  case  of  tandem  ?  and 
if  also  so,  which  animal  came  first?  He  repeated  Shake- 
speare's saying,  that  if  two  men  ride  on  a  horse,  one  must 
ride  first,  but  got  confused  in  the  attempt  to  show  its 
relevancy  to  his  argument.  Finally,  he  recalled  some  of  his 
Biblical  recollections,  and  having  made  special  reference  to 
Sarah  and  Martha,  he  sat  down,  repeating  the  expression  of 
his  admiration  for  women  generally. 

Miss  Gazelle  rose  amid  general  cheering.  She  presented, 
with  her  incisive,  rather  hard  manner,  quite  a  contrast  to 
Mr.  Brereton's  easy-going,  good-natured  rhetoric.  Perhaps 
by  design,  and  to  show  how  logical  and  unsentimental 
women  could  be,  she  was  particularly  self-contained  in  her 
manner,  and  her  tone  of  voice  was  marked  by  a  dignified 
severity.  She  passed  by,  in  silent  contempt,  his  laudatory 
references  to  the  sex,  but  she  thanked  him  for  coming  to  ex- 
plain his  views,  such  as  they  were,  in  the  face  of  day.  She 
then  took  up  his  '  topics,'  as  she  termed  them,  since  she  could 
not  call  them  arguments,  with  a  marked  display  of  exactness 
and  method  in  her  style  of  dealing  with  them,  and  exposed, 
not  merely  their  unsoundness,  but  their  sheer  futility.  She 
excited  general  merriment  by  the  manner  in  which  she  dealt 
with  the  dust-cart  topic,  and  expressed  her  wonder  that 
the  honourable  gentleman  could  have  missed  the  obvious 
answer  that  his  own  illustration  gave  as  to  how  the  animals 
were  to  draw  the  cart.  They  were  obviously  to  work  together 
side  by  side  in  the  shafts,  each  drawing  the  dusty  load  of 
public  duties,  exactly  equal  in  burden,  effort,  sacrifice,  and,  she 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  473 

added,  sometimes  stumbling  or  jibbing.  When  Mr.  Brereton 
interjected,  '  What  about  the  foal  ? '  she  aroused  great 
laughter  by  promptly  replying  that  she  need  not  answer 
foolish  questions,  which  she  pronounced  foalish  questions. 
She  added  that  she  was  getting  rather  tired  of  these  remarks 
about  women's  duties.  They  had  no  intention  of  neglecting 
them.  Just  the  same  old  Tory  objection  was  raised  to  their 
voting.  But  where  was  it  now  ?  As  they  all  knew,  com- 
mittees of  ladies  were  formed  in  each  neighbourhood  who, 
at  election  times,  took  their  turn  with  the  children,  while  the 
mothers  were  away  on  their  public  duties.  What  did  a  lady 
do  when  she  followed  a  profession  ?  Why,  she  engaged 
another  lady  to  look  after  the  washing-up  at  home.  Miss 
Gazelle  disdained  any  sort  of  peroration  as  being  a  weakness 
unworthy  of  a  business  woman,  and  sat  down  abruptly  when, 
as  she  observed,  she  had  at  any  rate  got  the  dust-cart  out  of 
the  way. 

The  applause  was  loud  indeed  when  she  concluded,  and 
there  was  a  general  feeling  that  the  vigorous  speeches  of 
several  ladies  who  followed,  while  useful  as  enlightening 
public  opinion,  were  not  required  to  complete  the  discomfiture 
of  old  Mr.  Brereton.  The  most  scathing  exposure,  however, 
which  he  suffered  was  from  Miss  Grace  Hetty,  a  young  lady 
who  had,  though  she  was  only  eighteen,  just  passed  her  first 
year  as  '  Freshman '  at  the  William  Borland  University. 
She  was  cutting  in  her  sarcasms  upon  Mr.  Brereton's  round- 
about rhetoric,  and  carried  the  whole  audience  with  her 
enthusiastically  as  she  exploded,  with  her  compact  logic,  his 
fallacies  one  after  the  other.  As  to  his  Biblical  examples, 
she  could  barely  restrain  within  polite  grounds  her  scorn  for 
the  fancy  that  some  elderly  persons,  she  said,  had  for  dis- 
interring old  mummies,  and  then  rattling  their  bones  at 
living  people.  When  she  sat  down  the  applause  was  even 
more  spirited  than  that  which  had  greeted  Miss  Gazelle. 
Several  old  and  gray-headed  men  listened  to  her  speech  with 
rapt  attention,  and  appeared  to  specially  enjoy  her  exposure 
of  their  co-mate  in  years,  while  they  hammered  upon  the  floor 
vigorously  with  their  sticks  and  umbrellas  in  order  to  show 
their  admiration  for  the  speaker,  and  also  to  add  the  weight 
of  their  moral  support  to  her  arguments. 


474  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

The  brunt  of  the  wordy  conflict  was  left  to  the  young 
ladies  ;  but  towards  the  close  of  the  discussion,  the  Honour- 
able Mr.  M'Grorty,  who  was  in  a  front  seat  on  the  platform, 
and  who  appeared  to  follow  with  close  attention  the  argu- 
ments of  Miss  Gazelle  and   Miss  Grace   Hetty,  asked  to  be 
allowed  to  add,  as  he  expressed  it,  just  a  link  or  two  to  the 
already  complete  chain  of  reasoning  by  which  the  cause  of 
woman  had  been  sustained.      He  had,  in  fact,  nothing  new 
to  say  ;  nor,  whatever  were  his  convictions  upon  the  question, 
had  he  the  personal  feeling  that  actuated  the  young  women, 
who  resented  as  a  slight  upon  their  sex  the  refusal  to  admit 
them  to  a  position  that  many  useless  men  were  welcomed  to. 
M'Grorty  could  be  good-tempered  about  the  subject,  as  the 
wrong  done  to  women  did  not  come  home  to  him  in  the  same 
way  that  it  did  to  Miss  Gazelle.      He  spoke  pleasantly  and 
was  generally  admitted  to  have  made  a  most  happy  speech. 
What  was  most  noticeable  about  it,  though,  was  his  tone  of 
deference  to  Mr.  Brereton,  which  was  the   more  striking  in 
contrast  to  the  severity  of  Miss  Grace   Hetty.     Perhaps  it 
was  his  disinclination  to  hit   a  man  who  was  down,  as  Mr. 
Brereton   evidently  was  that  evening.       But,  whatever  the 
cause,   he   certainly  began  his  little  speech   in    a  subdued, 
conciliatory  tone,  as  he  looked  round  with  a  bright,  almost 
sweet,  smile  at  Mr.  Brereton,  who  had  sat,  resting  back  in  his 
chair,  smiling  too,  and  muttering  objections  to  the  different 
points  that  Miss  Hetty  made  against  him.      M'Grorty  treated 
the  question  as  one  that  had    been  settled,  so   far  as  the 
argument  could    settle   it,  and  only  wished  to  express  his 
regret  that,  in  this  instance,  the  generous  impulses  of  his  old 
friend  were  hampered  by  his  intellectual  mistakes.     But  he 
was  mild,  almost  respectful,  in  his  tone.     Undoubtedly  that 
evening    the   two    men  who    spoke   appeared    to    be   more 
amiable  and  less  willing  to  wound  any  one  than  were  the 
women.     They  presented  to  the  public  the  outward  aspect, 
at  least,  of  creatures  who  were  less  fitted  to  face  the  harsh 
world  than  were  their  sisters  or  daughters.      In  comparison, 
they  seemed  to  be  kind-hearted,  easy-going,  more  accessible 
to   consideration    for   others.      Several   of  the   elderly  men 
noticed  this,  and  it  confirmed  them  in  their  opinion  of  the 
absolute  fitness  of  women  for  public  life. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  475 

Miss  Gazelle  and  Miss  Hetty  enjoyed  the  evening 
thoroughly.  It  was  not  merely  that  the  excitement  was  a 
relief  from  the  monotony  of  indoor  life,  but  it  is  pleasant  to 
all  of  us  to  feel  victorious,  and  to  be  acclaimed  as  conquerors. 
Miss  Grace  Hetty  was  next  day  the  heroine  of  the  Girls' 
Club  at  the  University — the  Sappho  Club. 

Resolutions  that  pledged  all  electors,  men  and  women,  to 
support  Mr.  M'Grorty's  Bill  were  passed  with  enthusiasm,  that 
honourable  gentleman  himself  calling  for  three  cheers  in 
honour  of  the  cause  at  the  conclusion  of  the  proceedings.  It 
was  resolved  also  to  present  a  petition  to  the  House  of  Repre- 
sentatives, and  this,  it  was  decided,  was  to  be  entrusted  to 
the  care  of  Mr.  Harding  Buck,  Member  for  Moodyville. 
Miss  Gazelle  considered  that  this  would  be  a  politic  course, 
as,  from  a  conversation  she  had  had  with  that  gentleman,  she 
judged  that  he  was,  as  she  expressed  it,  '  rather  wobbly  on 
the  question.' 

As  the  day  that  was  fixed  for  the  debate  drew  near, 
there  was  much  enthusiasm  among  the  advocates  of  Woman's 
Rights,  and  also  a  good  deal  of  interest  excited  among  the 
public  generally.  On  the  appointed  evening  the  House  was 
filled,  and  the  gallery  for  the  general  public  crowded. 

Mr.  M'Grorty,  who  was  now  to  advocate  the  rights  of 
woman,  was  a  more  popular  champion  than  Frankfort. 
Plain  family  men  often  wondered  at  his  chivalrous  belief  in 
the  power  for  good  in  public  affairs  of  woman.  For  he  was 
not  a  family  man  himself.  He  appeared  to  prefer  single 
life,  since  it  was  hard  to  believe  that  he  could  not  have  found 
some  partner  to  accept  him,  as  he  was  decidedly  good- 
looking,  and  had  been  successful  in  his  career.  He  even 
preserved  a  youthful  appearance  as  years  came  upon  him, 
and  was  always  especially  careful  about  his  dress.  He  and 
the  tasteful,  tiny  bouquet  in  his  button -hole  were  among 
the  most  polished  and  striking  things,  in  the  personal  line, 
that  Parliament  had  to  show.  Among  his  fellow- members 
he  was  generally  known  as  the  handsome  man  of  the  House. 
Later  on  in  this  history  his  political  character  will  claim 
further  inquiry  at  our  hands,  but  for  the  present  we  meet 
him  as  the  bright  champion  of  woman. 

The   Ladies'  Gallery  in   the  chamber  was  an   open  com- 


476  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

partment  divided  by  a  light  balustrade  from  the  legislators' 
benches — not  a  belated  cage  perched  away  out  of  sight,  and 
almost  out  of  hearing.  It  was  generally  well  filled  every 
evening,  but  upon  this  occasion  it  was  crowded.  The  ladies 
were  intelligent  and  attentive  listeners  ;  but  at  times,  as 
might  be  expected,  signs  of  their  feelings  were  apparent, 
friendly  or  hostile,  as  the  case  might  be,  to  the  various 
views  of  the  speakers. 

M'Grorty  was  naturally  an  ornate  and  diffusive  debater, 
but  in  moving  the  second  reading  of  his  Bill  he  was  at 
pains  to  be  more  logical  than  was  his  wont  He  began  by 
saying  that  he  could  understand,  though  he  did  not  agree 
with,  those  who  held  that  the  political  sphere  was  not 
Woman's  sphere.  But  the  House  and  the  country  with  a 
splendid  unanimity  had  scouted  that  view.  Woman,  it  was 
declared,  should  undertake  political  duties.  Did  Honourable 
Members — any  of  them — mean  to  say  that  their  wives  and 
sisters  were  so  inferior  to  them  that  they  were  only  fit  to  dis- 
charge the  humble  function  of  casting  perhaps  a  useless 
vote  into  the  ballot-box — that  they  might  join  in  the  jostle 
about  the  polling-booths,  but  not  approach  the  sacred  halls 
of  the  Legislature  ?  The  Premier  had  said  that  they  had 
not  got  experience  ;  but  their  whole  political  system  was 
based  upon  giving  people  rights  and  letting  them  learn  how 
to  use  them  by  using  them.  The  right  to  vote  had  been 
given  to  them  not  alone  upon  the  ground  that  they  were  as 
intelligent  as  men  and  as  much  affected  by  the  laws,  but 
because  the  old  idea  that  they  could  be  merged  in  and  acted 
for  by  their  male  kin  was  thoroughly  false  and  unjust.  If 
this  was  not  so  there  was  no  reason  for  giving  them  the  in- 
dependent vote.  If  it  was  so,  was  it  just  to  compel  them  to 
take  as  representatives  those  whom  the  country  had  decided 
they  should  not  be  asked  to  trust  to  act  for  them  as  voters  ? 
He  could  understand  those  who  said  to  the  women  of  the 
country,  Do  trust  your  men  to  vote  for  you.  And  he 
understood  and  believed  those  who  said,  Don't  trust  your 
men  to  vote  for  you.  But  his  intellectual  powers  were  not 
strong  enough  to  follow  the  reasoning  of  those  who  said, 
Don't  trust  your  men  to  vote  for  you,  but  you  must  trust 
them  to  act  for  you  when  you  have  voted,  and  to  give  effect 


vn  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  477 

to  your  votes  as  they  think  best.  There  was  sense  in  the 
old  view  —  of  a  kind — that  men  should  act  for  women  in 
politics,  as  they  did  in  so  many  other  matters.  And  there  was 
a  grander  sense  in  the  new  and  enlightened  view  that  women 
should  assert  their  own  individuality.  But  the  half-and-half 
business  of  giving  votes  and  stopping  there  was  in  truth 
the  weak  and  shifty  device  of  those  who  wished  to  have  the 
credit  of  being  advanced  men,  and  then  consoled  themselves 
for  advocating  what  they  did  not  believe  in  by  making  its 
practical  application  a  sham.  His  Bill  did  not  compel  any 
constituency  to  elect  a  woman.  Some  women  might  not  be 
fitted  for  politics.  Many  constituencies  might  not  care  for 
women  to  represent  them.  He  only  said  that  if  the  woman 
was  adapted  for  the  work,  and  if  the  people  wanted  to  have 
her,  that  they  should  not  be  prevented  from  doing  so  by  an 
arbitrary  law.  Those  who  opposed  it  must  hold  that,  how- 
ever much  the  people  in  any  district  might  wish  to  have  a 
woman  as  their  representative,  no  matter  how  superior  she 
may  be  to  any  one  else  they  could  get,  yet  they  should  be 
prevented  forcibly  from  the  free  exercise  of  their  franchise 
and  compelled  to  take  a  person  whom  they  did  not  wish  to 
take.  What  justification  could  there  be  for  thus  interfering 
with  the  free  choice  of  the  electors,  which  was  the  very  rock 
foundation  of  their  whole  system  ?  Then  would  Honourable 
Members  think  only  for  one  moment  of  the  vast  amount  of 
intelligence,  good  manners,  and  high  morality  that  was  lost 
to  that  House  by  this  forceful  exclusion  of  one-half  of  the 
population,  and  that  admittedly  the  best  half.  Having  argued 
his  case  thus  far,  he  felt  free  to  give  more  vent  to  warm  and 
generous  feelings  on  the  subject.  He  begged  the  House  to 
rise  superior  to  the  platitudes  of  fossilised  Toryism.  They 
had  met  them  before.  They  knew  them  of  old.  They  were 
trotted  out  time  after  time  to  oppose  everything  and  anything 
new.  He  need  not  repeat  them.  They  knew  them  by 
heart.  But  enlightenment  came  along  all  the  same.  The 
remedy  for  this  injustice  was  bound  to  come.  It  was 
coming.  It  was  already  nigh.  They  could  hear  the  rum- 
bling of  its  wheels.  Not  the  House,  not  the  Government, 
not  even  Sir  Donald  himself,  could  stop  the  emancipation 
of  half  the  population.  (Here  Sir  Donald  looked  across  the 


478  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

House  with  a  harsh,  crabbed  smile,  and  gave  a  slight  scoffing 
cheer.)  The  Honourable  the  Premier  might  smile,  if  he  called 
it  a  smile,  and  might  cheer,  if  he  called  it  a  cheer,  but  neither 
his  smile  nor  his  cheer,  nor,  he  might  add,  his  tear,  would 
stop  the  advent  of  Freedom.  He  might  as  well  propose  to 
place  his  veto  upon  the  rising  sun.  He  would  not  threaten 
doubters  with  the  avenging  vote  of  half  the  electors  at  the 
next  general  election.  He  would  rather  appeal  to  their 
sense  of  justice  as  fathers,  as  husbands,  as  brothers,  as  sons 
— nay,  as  men  ! 

The  applause  that  followed  this  peroration  was  perhaps 
the  louder  as  it  partly  served  as  a  vent  for  the  pent-up 
feelings  of  uneasiness  that  possessed  many  Members  about 
this  troublesome  question  that  was  thus  obtruded  upon 
them.  And  there  was  no  denying  the  force  of  what 
M'Grorty  had  said.  The  Opposition  uttered  loud  cries  for 
the  Premier,  who,  it  was  a  satisfaction  to  feel,  was  in  a 
greater  difficulty  about  it  than  they  were.  But  Sir  Donald 
did  not  care  to  speak  if  he  could  avoid  it,  and  certainly  not 
early  in  the  debate.  So  Slater  Scully  was  put  up  to  make 
as  good  a  case  for  delay  as  he  could.  The  task  was  an  un- 
congenial one  to  the  Minister  of  the  Water  Bureau,  and  he 
had  to  rely  upon  his  adaptability  as  an  advocate  to  carry 
him  through  at  all. 

He  stated  that  the  Government  hailed  this  discussion  as 
another  torch  lighting  the  path  of  Progress,  another  mile- 
stone upon  the  broad  highway  of  Liberalism.  Who  would 
dare  to  quench  the  torch  ?  Who  to  block  the  highway  ? 
Certainly  not  His  Majesty's  Government.  Yet  true  Liberals 
might  differ  somewhat  as  to  the  manner  of  the  measure,  the 
time  of  this  grand  reform.  Some  of  his  ardent  friends 
might  be  apt  to  say  with  Macbeth,  '  If  it  were  done  when 
'tis  done,  then  'twere  well  it  were  done  quickly.'  Others, 
equally  devoted  to  Woman's  cause,  might  be  pondering  upon 
the  profound  sentiment  of  another  poet,  that  raw  haste  was 
half-sister  to  delay. 

To  Mr.  M'Grorty's  sarcastic  inquiry  as  to  how  the 
Government  were  going  to  vote  upon  this  question,  Slater 
Scully  replied  that  he  honoured  his  friend's  thirst  for  know- 
ledge, and  that  it  would  be  gratified  in  the  legitimate 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLA  TION  479 

manner,  when  the  division  bells  sounded  their  melodious 
summons  to  Honourable  Members  to  divide.  After  dis- 
cussing, without  directly  opposing,  M'Grorty's  arguments, 
he  congratulated  that  gentleman  upon  the  enthusiasm  which 
he  displayed  in  the  cause,  which,  he  said,  was  all  the  more 
remarkable  when  they  contemplated  the  forlorn  condition  of 
bachelor  life  in  which  his  friend,  no  doubt  unwillingly,  pined. 
If  bringing  women  into  Parliament,  even  prematurely,  would 
tend  to  give  his  friend  any  prospect  of  rescue  from  his 
present  fate,  then  he  could  only  say  that  he  could  not  wish 
the  fault  undone,  the  issue  of  it  being  so  proper. 

Miss  Gazelle,  who  had  a  front  seat  in  the  Ladies'  Gallery, 
could  not  help  exclaiming  in  rather  a  loud  whisper,  '  What 
nonsense!'  And  nonsense  it  certainly  was;  but  yet  it 
enabled  Slater  Scully  to  wind  up  with  a  laugh,  and  to 
finish  his  uncongenial  task  with  some  appearance  of 
credit. 

Mr.  Brandreth  next  addressed  the  House ;  but  as 
generally  nobody  paid  attention  to  what  he  said,  his  remarks 
attracted  little  notice,  till  after  a  while  it  appeared  that  he 
was  speaking  in  support  of  the  Bill.  He  said  that  he  was 
conscious  that  some  would  be  surprised  at  his  view  of  the 
question,  but  that,  nevertheless,  as  he  conscientiously  held 
it,  he  would  briefly  say  what  it  was.  As  they  knew,  he  had 
opposed  the  law  that  was  passed  last  session  giving  women 
new  political  rights  and  duties.  But  it  being  now  the  law 
that  they  should  discharge  those  duties,  he  would  not  be  one 
to  say  that  she  should  be  confined  to  the  lowest  sphere 
of  politics,  and  that  she  was  unfit  to  aspire  to  the  elevated 
sphere  in  which  he  and  Honourable  Members  around  him 
moved. 

Old  Mr.  Brandreth  said  this  quite  simply  and  sincerely, 
and  looking  round  the  House  in  his  quiet  way,  was  going  on 
to  another  point  in  his  speech,  when  Mr.  Brown -Hawkins 
broke  into  a  laugh  and  an  ironical  cheer  at  the  mention  of 
the  elevated  sphere.  This  naturally  annoyed  several  Mem- 
bers, and  Mr.  David  Stoker  rose  and,  with  his  head  posed 
upon  one  side,  in  a  determined  manner,  as  if  a  crisis  had 
now  arisen  that  called  upon  him  to  summon  all  his  resolution 
said  : 


480  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

'  Mr.  Speaker,  sir,  I  rise  to  a  point  of  order.' 

'  What  is  the  Honourable  Member's  point  of  order  ?  ' 
inquired  the  Speaker. 

'  My  point  of  order,  sir,  is  that  the  Honourable  Member 
for  Towrie  has  no  right  to  describe  this  House  as  an  elevated 
sphere — leastways  when  his  tone  of  voice  conveys  and  makes 
straight  that  it  is  not  an  elevated  sphere.' 

Hereupon  a  lively  diversion  from  the  main  line  of  the 
debate  took  place.  Mr.  Brandreth  was  quite  taken  aback, 
and  positively  denied  that  there  was  anything  in  his  tone  of 
voice  to  justify  the  imputation  of  the  Honourable  Member 
for  Dead  Hatch.  Several  Members  informed  the  House  of 
the  impression  that  Mr.  Brandreth's  words  had  made  upon 
them,  and  this  impression  appeared  to  be  a  conflicting  one. 
Mr.  Tom  Creed,  the  Member  for  Snaresborough,  asserted 
that  the  responsible  person  was  Mr.  Brown- Hawkins,  as  it 
was  his  '  hear,  hear '  and  laugh  that  caused  the  mischief. 
Several  Members  followed  up  this  aspect  of  the  case,  and  it 
was  discussed  rather  fully.  The  whole  House  seemed  to 
take  a  deep  interest  in  this  point  of  order  that  had  suddenly 
arisen.  Sir  Donald,  who  wanted  to  get  rid  of  the  question 
without  a  division,  whispered  to  Slater  Scully  to  speak  upon 
the  point  of  order,  and  to  keep  going  while  Du  Tell  went 
round  the  House  to  see  if  a  count-out  could  be  arranged  for. 

To  readers  who  are  not  familiar  with  Parliamentary 
practice,  it  may  be  explained  that  a  deliberate  count-out  is 
where  a  sufficient  number  of  Members  agree  to  withdraw 
from  the  House,  so  as  to  leave  behind  less  than  the  number 
necessary  to  form  a  quorum  present.  One  of  the  conspira- 
tors remains  to  call  the  attention  of  the  Speaker  to  the  fact 
that  there  is  no  quorum  ;  upon  which  that  high  functionary 
looks  up  in  a  surprised  manner,  and  begins  to  slowly  and 
solemnly  count  the  House  ;  and  finding  that  unfortunately 
the  requisite  number  of  Members  are  not  present,  he,  with 
solemnity,  adjourns  the  House  to  the  next  day  of  meeting, 
and  the  business  that  is  on  hand  stands  postponed,  and  is 
probably  never  heard  of  again.  It  is  a  simple  and  favourite 
method  of  getting  rid  of  business  that  it  is  not  desired  to  deal 
with  directly. 

Slater  Scully  at  once  rose  to  perform  his  part  of  the 


vn  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  481 

arrangement  He  began  in  a  leisurely  manner — for  there 
was  no  hurry — by  taking  a  comprehensive  look  around  the 
House.  He  then  remarked  that  the  point  of  order  which 
had  been  raised  was  one  of  the  most  serious,  and,  in  the 
light  of  the  further  view  advanced  by  his  friend  Mr.  Creed, 
one  of  the  most  difficult  that  had  come  before  them  since, 
he  might  say,  the  first  dawn  of  their  political  rights  as  free 
men.  It  was  intricate,  owing  to  the  perplexity  of  persons 
involved — or  rather  the  duality  of  persons.  The  point  was 
simply  this — if  one  Member  makes  a  remark  that  by  itself 
might  not  attract  notice,  and  then  another  Member  adds 
interjections,  exclamations,  cheers,  applause,  possibly  the 
ironical  bravissimo,  that  give  the  original  remark  an 
offensive  aspect — place  it  in  a  dangerous  light — then  how 
stands  it  ?  Two  questions  present  themselves,  indeed  three, 
said  Slater  Scully,  holding  up  his  hand  and  spreading  out 
three  fingers  widely  apart  to  illustrate  the  problem.  Is  the 
Member  who  used  the  ambiguous  expression  responsible,  or 
is  the  Member  whose  action  imparts  to  it  its  colouring 
answerable,  or  are  both  ?  A  perplexing  question  !  To  put 
a  case  that  might  be  called  analogous — if  one  man  supplies 
the  gun  and  another  the  powder,  or  rather,  if  one  man  holds 
the  gun,  and  just  as  he  fires,  another  man,  by  touch  or 
otherwise — it  was  immaterial  to  the  question  how — gives  it 
a  turn,  direction,  or  scope  different,  he  would  even  assume 
quite  different,  from  that — 

Here  the  sound  of  laughter  from  the  front  Opposition 
Bench  gave  him  opportunity  for  a  much-desired  pause.  He 
turned  to  face  Mr.  Brereton,  who  sat  chuckling  at  his  effort 
on  the  point  of  order,  and  brought  the  full  glare  of  his 
spectacles  to  bear  upon  him.  He  was  going  to  denounce 
him  for  his  frivolity  upon  this  serious  crisis  concerning  the 
privileges  of  Parliament,  and  had  just  began,  '  Nero  fiddled 
when  Rome —  • '  when  Sir  Donald  whispered  to  him  to  stop 
as  it  was  all  right.  So,  turning  away  from  the  leader  of  the 
Opposition  as  if  in  silent  indignation,  he  concluded  with  a 
few  general  remarks  ;  and  then  the  Speaker  rose  and  briefly 
stated  that  further  discussion  upon  the  point  raised  was  not 
necessary,  as  the  Honourable  Member  for  Towrie  was  quite 
in  order  in  describing  the  House  as  an  elevated  sphere. 

VOL.  I  2  I 


482  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

Our  politician,  who  had  gone  out  into  the  library  a 
short  time  before,  had  not  heard  of  the  intended  count-out. 
He  felt  that  it  would  be  unjust  to  deny  women  the  right 
to  sit  in  Parliament.  He  saw  that  his  friend  Slater  Scully 
had  really  trifled  with  the  whole  question  ;  and  though 
M'Grorty  had  put  the  case  forcibly,  yet  there  were  some 
important  points  still  to  be  made,  particularly  upon  the  old 
excuse  for  opposition  to  all  reform — that  it  is  not  the  proper 
time.  . 

He  began  his  speech  by  adverting  to  the  fact  that  all 
who  had  spoken  admitted  the  right  of  women  to  sit  in 
Parliament.  This  being  so,  what  was  the  reason  for  refusing 
them  justice  noiv  ? 

Saying  this,  our  politician  looked  round  the  House,  as  if 
to  challenge  a  reply,  feeling  at  the  same  time  that  a  reply 
would  not  be  very  easy.  He  was  surprised  to  notice  the 
number  of  vacant  seats  that  there  were,  and  the  still,  quiet 
tone  that  seemed  to  be  creeping  over  the  House,  in  striking 
contrast  to  the  excitement  that  had  prevailed  during  the 
discussion  of  the  point  of  order.  As  he  proceeded  with  his 
speech,  Member  after  Member,  first  from  one  bench,  then 
from  another,  rose,  and  having  gathered  up  their  papers, 
quietly  and  slowly  disappeared,  like  Arabs  striking  their 
tents  and  stealing  away.  Still  he  held  on,  and  was  getting 
interested  in  his  subject.  He  felt  that  he  was  making  it 
clear  even  to  Slater  Scully  how  unworthy  of  Parliament  it 
would  be  to  refuse  woman's  just  aspirations  upon  frivolous 
grounds.  That  gentleman,  however,  kept  smiling  at  him 
in  such  a  demonstrative  manner  that  Frankfort  felt  rather 
nettled  at  this  continued  levity,  and  was  about  to  pointedly 
appeal  to  his  honourable  friend  to  be  serious  for  once,  when 
Du  Tell,  who  had  been  left  in  the  House  to  call  attention  to 
the  want  of  a  quorum  when  the  required  number  had  gone 
out,  rose,  and  peering  round  upon  our  politician,  slightly 
inclining  his  head  as  he  spoke,  said  that  he  much  regretted 
to  have  to  interrupt  his  honourable  friend,  but  that  a  sense 
of  duty  compelled  him  to  call  the  attention  of  the  Speaker 
to  the  fact  that  there  was  not  a  quorum  of  the  House  pre- 
sent to  hear  the  valuable  argument  of  his  honourable  friend 
upon  this  great  question. 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  483 

The  Speaker  looked  up,  then  slowly  rose,  and  with  great 
deliberation  '  counted  the   House.'      There  were  only  twenty 
Members  present.      The   electric   bells   rang  out  their   ap- 
pointed time  in  vain.      Murmurs  of  voices  were  heard  in  the 
corridors,  footsteps  sounded  near  the  doors,  but  the  echoes 
died    away  mysteriously.     Walter    Crane   hurried   from   his 
perch  in  the  gallery  to  the  Ministers'  Room  in  case  he  should 
be   wanted    to  get   anybody,  but   he  saw  directly  that  his 
services  were  not  required.      The  prescribed  time  for  waiting 
for  a  House  expired  without  a  quorum  being  secured,  and  so 
the  Speaker  declared  that  the  House  stood  adjourned  to  the 
next  appointed  day  of  meeting.     When  that  day  came  fresh 
business  had   precedence ;  no   other  opportunity  for  taking 
up  M'Grorty's  Bill  presented   itself,  and  thus  that  Bill,  the 
rest  of  our  politician's  speech,  and  the  decision  of  the  House 
upon  the  question  were  remitted  to  the  future.     No  one  ever 
knew  upon  which   side  Slater   Scully  would  have  voted,  it 
there  had    been   a   division   that   night.       When    some  one 
remarked  this  to  him,  he  said,  smiling,  that  he  could  quite 
believe  it,  as  he  did  not  know  himself. 

Our  politician,  as  he  gathered  up  his  papers,  certainly 
felt  that  the  result  of  the  evening's  work  was  unsatisfactory. 
He  did  not  yet,  in  his  Parliamentary  career,  realise  how 
necessary  it  is  for  a  body  of  men,  any  of  whose  members 
can  propose  anything,  to  have  some  power,  whether  express 
or  derived  from  custom,  to  evade,  or  at  least  postpone,  dealing 
with  unseasonable  propositions.  There  could  be  no  doubt 
that  M'Grorty's  arguments  were,  as  arguments,  unanswer- 
able. The  Parliament  of  Excelsior  had  adopted  Woman's 
Suffrage,  owing  to  motives  of  various  kinds.  When  asked 
to  bring  the  thing  to  its  logical  issue,  they  were  unwilling 
to  do  so ;  because  they  did  not  want  to  have  women 
displacing  them,  or  even  sitting  with  them,  and  the  motives 
that  led  to  giving  the  vote  did  not,  at  present,  act  to  impel 
the  granting  of  the  right  to  sit  in  Parliament.  Whenever 
the  public  wish,  or  political  exigencies,  called  for  this  further 
concession,  it  would  be  granted  directly.  But  till  then  the 
question  was  simply  evaded. 

Our  politician,  in  his  vexation  at  the  discomfiture  of  a 
reform,  and  also  at  the  collapse  of  his  speech,  did  not  stop 

VOL.  I  212 


484  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP. 

to  consider  all  this  ;  and  could  not  help,  when  leaving  the 
House  to  go  into  the  corridor,  exclaiming  to  himself,  '  What 
a  farce  ! '  A  sort  of  involuntary  stir  of  some  one  behind  a 
pillar  that  he  was  passing  caused  him  to  look  round,  and 
there  he  saw  the  patient  personality  of  Walter  Crane,  waiting 
quietly  for  the  new  Minister's  bag.  Frankfort  felt  that 
desire  to  talk  to  some  one  which  comes  to  us  naturally  as  a 
vent  for  one's  feelings. 

'  Well,  you  see,  Crane,  they  won't  have  ladies  as  mem- 
bers— not  just  yet.' 

'  Yes,  your  Honer.  Dreadful  true,  your  Honer,'  re- 
plied Crane,  with  his  deferential  bend,  as  of  old.  But  he 
seemed  to  feel  more  concern  in  the  question  than  was  usual 
with  him,  and  appeared  to  be  about  to  say  something  further. 
Frankfort  stopped  for  the  moment  and  turned  towards  him 
encouragingly  to  hear  what  he  had  to  say.  He  only  repeated 
in  a  mild  tone  of  inquiry — 

'  Not  just  yet,  your  Honer  ? ' 

'  That's  it,  Crane — not  just  yet.  Sure  to  come  along 
presently' ;  and  our  politician  walked  slowly  down  the  passage. 
He  thought  that  he  heard  a  suppressed  exclamation,  such  as 
had  attracted  his  notice  when  Crane  was  polishing  the  leg 
of  the  table  during  his  interview  with  Mr.  Lavender  at  the 
Water  Bureau,  when  he  went  to  inquire  about  the  Brass- 
ville  Reservoir.  But  looking  round  he  only  saw  Crane 
meekly  following  him  with  composed  looks,  but  evidently 
with  something  still  upon  his  mind.  However,  he  only  said 
in  the  same  tone  of  quiet  inquiry — 

'  Yes,  your  Honer,  sure  to  come  ?  To  be  sure,  your 
Honer.  And  will  they  be  standing  for  Ministers  too,  your 
Honer?' 

'  To  be  sure,  Crane,  some  will — not  many,  perhaps. 
Why  not,  Crane  ?  ' 

'  Why  not,  your  Honer  ?  To  be  sure,  I  couldn't  think 
of  taking  that  much  upon  myself  to  say.  It's  for  your 
Honer  and  the  other  gentlemen  to  think  of  these  abstruse 
sort  of  things.  And  I  wish  your  Honer  good  -  night. 
There's  His  Excellency  and  the  bag  now.'  And  Crane 
hurried  off  with  a  suppressed  groan. 

The  real  cause  of  Walter  Crane's  perplexed  air  was  a 


vii  PROGRESSIVE  LEGISLATION  485 

fearful  dread  which  was  creeping  over  him  lest  now,  since 
women  were  about  to  enter  Parliament,  one  of  them  should 
become  Minister  of  the  Water  Bureau.  This  appeared  to 
poor  Wally  to  be  an  upside-down  sort  of  business  that  would 
fatally  embitter  the  evening  of  his  days.  By  nature  he 
should  reverence  his  chief;  but  how  could  he  divert  his 
reverential  feelings  into  such  a  new  channel  as  this  ?  In 
his  consternation  he  was  very  near  breaking  out  and  confid- 
ing his  fear  to  Frankfort ;  but  he  checked  himself,  and  hence 
the  half- suppressed  exclamation  that  our  politician  had 
heard.  The  only  relief  open  to  him  now  was  to  disburden 
his  soul  on  his  next  quiet  Sunday  afternoon  at  Grubb  Lane. 
There  he  consoled  himself  with  a  free  expression  of  his  pent- 
up  feelings.  His  nephew  Mick  sympathised  with  him 
generally  ;  but  Ben  Mule,  partly  for  the  sake  of  argument, 
disputed  with  him,  falling  back  upon  the  old  joke — that 
there  were  so  many  old  women  in  high  places  that  a  few 
more  would  not  matter.  But  Crane,  who  was  beginning  to 
feel  a  personal  interest  in  the  question,  became  indignant 
with  him,  and  demanded  how  he  would  like  to  have  his 
cabs  driven  by  a  woman.  Ben  Mule  admitted  the  fact  that 
he  would  not  like  it,  but  disputed  the  relevancy  of  the  im- 
plied argument,  as  he  maintained  that  driving  cabs  was  a 
specially  male  function,  like  navigating  a  ship.  Upon  this 
Crane,  with  a  contemptuous  toss  of  his  usually  compliant 
head,  declined  further  discussion  with  a  man  who  didn't 
know  better  than  to  rank  the  driving  of  his  cabs  before  the 
management  of  the  Water  Bureau. 

As  our  politician  walked  away,  M'Grorty  joined  him. 
Frankfort,  still  indignant,  condoled  with  him  upon  the  way 
his  Bill  had  been  treated.  If  Slater  Scully  were  not  such  a 
good-natured  fellow  that  no  one  could  get  angry  with  him, 
the  way  he  went  on  that  evening  was  enough  to  make  any 
one  regard  him  as  a  mere  humbug.  His  absurd  joke  about 
M'Grorty  being  unmarried  was  mere  vulgar  personality. 
He  sympathised  with  M'Grorty  upon  his  being  exposed  to 
these  personal  attacks.  That  gentleman  did  not  appear  to 
be  at  all  inconsolable  upon  these  points.  As  to  the  Bill,  why, 
if  he  had  to  bring  it  up  session  after  session,  till  justice  pre- 
vailed, before  an  admiring  crowd  in  the  Ladies'  Gallery,  he 


4§6  JACOB  SHUMATE  CHAP,  vn 

would  still  be  found  ready  at  the  call  of  duty.  Till  the 
thing  was  done  he  was  the  leader  of  an  important  move- 
ment. Meanwhile  the  fair  claimants  had,  at  any  rate,  votes 
as  electors,  and  were  free  to  give  them  to  the  friends  of 
progress  and  enlightenment.  As  to  the  personal  side  of  the 
matter,  he  quite  agreed  in  condemning  Slater  Scully  for  his 
absurd  conduct.  But  he  did  not  seem  to  be  distressed  upon 
the  subject.  To  the  bachelor  who  is  past  forty  impeach- 
ments of  a  tender  kind,  however  satirical,  carry  a  balm  with 
them.  It  is  so  pleasing  to  people  who  are  no  longer  young 
to  be  the  subject  of  notice  by  or  on  behalf  of  the  other  sex. 
They  can  stand  being  painted  as  rather  dangerous  people. 
They  can  put  up  with  it.  At  least,  we  have  to,  thought 
M'Grorty.  As  for  our  politician,  though  he  was  disap- 
pointed that  Woman's  rights  should  have  been  delayed  by 
a  subterfuge,  he  felt  that  they  were  only  delayed.  The 
second  step  in  her  political  advancement  could  not  be  denied 
to  her,  unless  the  first  step  was  to  be  a  sham. 


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