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JOEL CHANOTEE 
HARRIS 

(Uncle 

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(TRADE MARK REG. u. s. PAT. OFF.) 



PLANTATION STORYTELLER 



By ALVIN F. HARLOW 




ILLUSTRATED BY W. C. NIMS 



JULIAN MESSNER, INC 



NEW YORK 



OOPYRXCHT 1941 BY 
AI-VIN F. HABJUOW 



PUBLISHED BY JUJLIANT MES5NER, INC. 
8 WEST FORTIETH STREET, HEW YORK. 



AdCANtTFACTXJREB IN THE XJNTTED STATBS OF 

BY MONTATJKL BOOKBINDIKG CX)RFORATIOK, NEW YORK 



Contents 

PAGE 

FOREWORD BY THOMAS H. ENGLISH vii 

CHAPTER 

I. OLD Sis GOOSE 3 

II. LITTLE RED-HEAD 13 

III. THE OLD SCRAPBOOK 26 

IV. JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 41 
V. THE NEW EMPLOYER 55 

VI. THE YOUNG PRINTER 64 

VIL THE FIRST TIME IN PRINT 77 

VIIL WOODLAND MELODRAMA 89 

IX. A RACE OF SONG AND STORY MAKERS 105 

X. YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 115 

XL WARTIMES 126 

XII. STORM CLOUDS 137 

XIII. THE END OF A WORLD 149 

XIV. ONE FOOT ON THE LADDER 163 
XV. JOEL BUILDS A REPUTATION 173 

XVI. SAVANNAH HUMORIST 184 

XVII. ROMANCE 195 



vi CONTENTS 

CHAPTER PAGE 

XVIIL THE BIRTH OF UNCLE REMUS 210 

XIX* RISING FAME 220 

XX. BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 233 

XXL THE WREN'S NEST 244 

XXII. A PATH TO His DOOR 255 

XXIII. UNCLE REMUS TELLS His LAST STORY 264 

AFTERWORD 277 



Foreword 



"Lives of great men all remind us 
We can ma\e our lives " 



W 



perhaps we can't just count on making 
our lives "sublime/ 5 but certainly, since we are 
not poets looking for rimes, we can make our 
lives useful, or happy. Joel Chandler Harris was a great 
man, and his life was both a happy and a useful one. His 
life's work did not cease with his death, for he wrote books 
in which we may find the secret of his happiness and use- 
fulness and make it our own. When we read the books he 
wrote and the books that have been written about him, we 
find that there was nothing much out of the ordinary in 
the circumstances of his life except the uses he made of 
them. 

Eatonton, in middle Georgia, where Joel was born, was 
a small town, and dull, if you stopped to think about it. 
Joel didn't find Eatonton dull, for he was a boy who liked 
fun; so he sharpened his wits to find occasions for fun, 
and he did well enough by himself without doing anyone 
else any harm. It is true that he lacked what are called 
"advantages," but the real advantages of boyhood are 



viii FOREWORD 

health, a cheerful disposition, and kind friends. He had 
these in abundance. 

His boyhood was not all play. His mother had to make 
a living for them both when he was little. As he grew older 
he realized that he must take care of his mother. When a 
chance for employment came, it seemed to him not only 
a duty but an opportunity. 

Turnwold, where he went to learn the printer's trade, 
was a big place in the country nine miles from Eatonton. 
It might have seemed duller than Eatonton if Joel had 
stopped to think about it. But he was too busy learning 
the ways of the print shop, reading books which Mr. 
Turner, his employer, lent him from his own library, and 
finding out what was going on in every corner of the 
plantation. 

Particularly he was interested in the Negroes. Mr. Turner 
owned many slaves, and since he treated them well, they 
dwelt contentedly in the "quarters." They had their work 
and their play; they lived their own lives, and kept up 
customs of their own. Some of the Negroes were great 
story tellers, and the stories they told were of animals who 
talked and acted like human beings. These tales were older 
than the black folks who related them, and had gathered 
the wisdom and humor of many generations of narrators. 
Joel didn't know it, but as he listened happily to this 
ancient African folklore, he was laying up stores of pleasure 
which some day he would pass on to other listeners far 
from the old plantation. 

This is the way Joel Chandler Harris's life began, and 
it went on in much the same way. He never found the 
common things of life dull. He discovered a lively interest 
in the doings and sayings of ordinary people. On the plan- 



FOREWORD ix 

tation he had learned the printer's trade; he had learned 
to write verse and prose which Mr. Turner was glad to 
print in his little newspaper, The Countryman. When Joel 
left the plantation he became a newspaper man, winning 
a fine reputation because of his willingness to make the 
most of whatever opportunity came his way. 

This book will tell you how it happened, entirely by 
accident as Mr. Harris thought, that he finally came to be 
a writer of books known and loved all over the world. But 
it was no accident. There would have been no "Uncle 
Remus" stories if the boy Joel Harris hadn't discovered the 
fulness of life in the world that lay about him. 

When I take visitors to the memorial room in the Emory 
University Library, and show them the yellowed sheets 
on which Joel Chandler Harris wrote the stories of Uncle 
Remus and of life in Middle Georgia, I like to begin by tell- 
ing about his boyhood at Turnwold, for it all began there. 
Wordsworth said that "The child is father of the man." 
It was so in Joel Chandler Harris's case. His was a useful 
life, and a happy life, because he never stopped to think 
that any part of it might be dull. 

THOMAS H. ENGLISH 
Curator, Joel Chandler Harris Collection 
Emory University 
February 1941 



JOEL CHAJSTDLER HARRIS 

PLANTATION STORYTELLER. 



O 1 



CHAPTER ONE 



Old Sis Goose 



NE balmy late April afternoon, many years ago, 
Mrs. Leverette and her out-of-town guest were 
sitting on the former's front porch in the little 
town of Eatonton, in middle Georgia. Suddenly a pebble 
crashed through the young foliage of a maple tree just 
outside the front fence, sending birds flying in all direc- 
tions. 

"Mercy on us!" exclaimed the nervous guest, with a 
start. Another pebble, with deadly aim, hit a knothole in 
the tree. A yellow-brown dog of marvelously mixed an- 
cestry thrust his nose between the bars of the gate, beaming 
and wagging his tail at the ladies on the porch. A small, red- 
headed, barefoot boy followed close behind him, whistling. 

"Hello, Joel!" greeted Mrs. Leverette, her face, which 
had been rather stern, relaxing somewhat. 

"Howdy, Miz Leverette!" he returned, grinning infec- 
tiously. 

"It's Joel Harris," explained Mrs. Leverette to her guest, 
"and his dog, Brutus or Brute, as Joel calls him. The 
youngster is so mischievous, he's rather a trial sometimes, 
but you can't be angry with him long. 



4 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"He and his mother live in that little cottage there next 
to us. His father ran off and deserted them here, and we 
only know that he is supposed to have gone to California 
with the Gold Rush. Joel's mother had a hard time at 
first, and if the folks here hadn't all pitched in and helped 
her, I don't know what would have become of her* But we 
just couldn't sit around and see the poor young thing suffer. 

"Well, she was as brave as could be. She began taking 
in sewing, and she has supported herself and Joel that 
way ever since; doesn't ask any odds of anybody. Mr. 
Andrew Reid he's the man who built this house we live 
in, you know and his family took such a liking to her 
that he handed over to her that little cottage next door, 
for her home. She didn't want to take it, for she's awfully 
independent." 

"Did he actually give it to her?" 

"No, just loaned it to her for as long as she wants it. 
After Mr. Reid moved across town and we came here, we 
grew very fond of her. My husband loves to get into an 
argument with her on politics or something else, and she's 
often a match for him, too. He says her mind is so keen 
that contact with it sharpens his own." 

"How long has she been here?" asked the friend. 

"Well, I remember it was campaign year when she came; 
the year they elected old General Taylor president-" 

"That was 1848 " 

"Yes, and Joel was born in December after the election. 
That makes him let's see eight and a half years old. 
He's a funny little fellow; small for his years, and full of 
mischief, but bright as a new dollar, and you can't help 
liking him." 

Meanwhile, Joel's mother had returned from the post 



OLD SIS GOOSE 5 

office and found her mother who had come from the old 
home to visit her for a few days alone. 

"Joel went over to see his old Negro friend, Uncle Bob 
Capers/ 5 explained his grandmother. "He said Uncle Bob 
had hurt his hand and isn't working today." 

Mrs. Harris smiled. "And Uncle Bob/' she said, "will 
spin some more of those endless yarns of his about the 
animals Brother Fox and Brother Rabbit and Brother 
Bear and the rest of them, as if they were all members of 
his Baptist church." Then a look of concern came over 
her face. "I wonder if Uncle Bob is badly hurt." 

"Oh, I guess not, from what Joel said. Just an excuse to 
take a day's layoff," said the older woman. She paused to 
count stitches in her knitting, and then went on, "Some 
of the old Negroes over in Newton County tell those ani- 
mal stories, too. I wonder where they get them?" 

"I haven't any idea, I'm sure," replied her daughter, 
sitting down at a table. "Now excuse me for a moment, 
Mother. I must make out a bill for Mr. Turner. He's that 
rich planter and lawyer I've told you about; lives north- 
east of here. I've just finished making a suit of clothes for 
him." 

"Does he do his lawing out on his farm?" asked the 
mother. 

"No, he and his brother, Mr. William Turner, have an 
office here in town, and they take turns coming in to it. 
Mr. William is in the office some days in the week, and 
Mr. Joseph the other days. Mr. Joseph is my customer. He 
gives me some good orders now and then. He supplies the 
cloth, and I make the things. 

"People seem to think," she added as an afterthought, 



6 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"that neither one of the brothers cares nuch about law. 
They are both literary*" 

She dipped her pen in the ink, which she herself had 
made from powdered oak galls and iron rust, mixed with 
water in which there was a little vinegar, and made out 

the bill: 

Eatonton, Ga., 
April 23, 1857. 
Mr. J. A. Turner 

to Mrs. Mary Harris, Dr. 

1 coat .......$2-50 

1 pr. pants . * L5Q 

1 vest LOO 

4 shirts . 4.00 

19.00 

"So you think you'll never come back to Newton 
County to live," said the older woman after awhile, 

"No, Mother," replied her daughter. *Tve made a place 
for Joel and myself here, the people have been very kind 
and understanding, and I don't want to go back there, 
where I made the worst mistake of my life. But here's 
what I've been thinking. The family at home are all gone 
now, and someday soon, instead of my coming to live with 
you, I want you to come and live with me*** And that was 
what came to pass a few years later. 

Meanwhile, over at Uncle Bob Capers* little cabin, a 
short distance away, the old Negro and Joel sat talking on 
the tiny front porch. Uncle Bob was a teamster and drove 
a wagon for the cotton mill, Eatonton's only factory, and 
that not a very large one. He often let Joel ride on the 
wagon seat with him. He now sat with his braised hand 



OLD SIS GOOSE 7 

tied up in a rag, and smoked his cob pipe with great enjoy- 
ment. 

"I been usin' coon grease on it," said he, referring to his 
hand, "and I reckon by tomorrer or nex' day, hitll be so 
I kin go to work again." 

Joel, a slender little boy with red hair, rather large 
mouth, merry blue eyes, and a face covered with freckles, 
sat beside him. He was already barefoot most boys in the 
country went barefoot all summer then for the weather 
is mild in middle Georgia in late April, and it was neces- 
sary to save shoes whenever possible. His clothes were 
homemade, his shirt of calico and his trousers of blue cot- 
tonade, both faded and carefully mended. He was much 
interested in telling of a goose which he had seen down by 
the pond. 

"It was standing on one foot with the other held up 
against its body so I couldn't see it," he said, "and it stood 
there and stood there and stood there, as long as I was 
watching it. I guess it must've been a half an hour. I don't 
see how it could stand that long on one foot. Why do they 
do that, Uncle Bob?" 

"Well, suh," said Uncle Bob slowly, trying to think of 
an answer so that his reputation for wisdom would not 
suffer, "when dey does dat, it's giner'ly because dey want 
to rest de odder foot des like I restin' dis right hand 
today." He held it up. 

"Sometimes that goose had its eyes shut, while I was 
watching it," said Joel. "Do they ever sleep all night on one 

leg?" 

"As to dat," said Uncle Bob, "dey might stan' on one 
foot and forgit deyself and drap off in a doze. But at night 
dey sets down on de ground, honey; sets down de same as 



8 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

you doin' right now. Co'se dey don't cross deV legs," he 
added, with another glance at the little boy, "ca'se dey 
sets down right flat-footed. 

"Dese hyer gooses is mighty cu'ious fowls," he contin- 
ued, crumpling some leaf tobacco and cramming it into 
his pipe. "Dey sho is cu'ious." 

Joel knew that a story was coming. He leaned forward 
in his chair and waited eagerly, 

"In old times de gooses was 'mongst de big bugs," Uncle 
Bob went on, "and when ole Miss Goose went a-dinin", de 
quality was dere. Likewise, needer was dey stuck up, ca'se 
wid all de'r carryin' on, Miss Goose weren't too proud fur 
to take in washin' fur de neighborhoods, an* she made 
money an' got fat an' slick. 

"Dis de way matters stan' when one day Br'er Fox and 
Br'er Rabbit, dey was settin' up at de cotton patch, one on 
one side de fence, an' t'er one on fer side, gwine on wid 
one anodder, when fust news dey know, dey hear somep'n 
bliml bliml bliml 

"Br'er Fox, he ax what dat fuss is, an' Br'er Rabbit, he 
up an' 'spon' dat it's ole Sis Goose down at de spring. Br'er 
Fox, he up'n' ax what she doin*, an' Br'er Rabbit, he say, 
says he, dat she battlin' clo'es." 

The old man did not need to tell Joel the meaning of 
"battling clothes." In those days there were no washing 
machines nor even corrugated washboards. The common 
way of laundering was to wet and soap the clothes, then 
lay them on a block of wood or a heavy plank and pound 
them with a paddle called a "battling stick," which drove 
the suds all tfirough the cloth. Unless the washerwoman 
was careful, the process might be pretty hard on buttons, 

"When Br'er Fox hear dat," continued Uncle Bob, "he 



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10 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

sorter lick his chops, an' 'low dat some o' dese odd-come- 
shorts he gwine to call an 3 pay his 'spects. De minute he say 
dat, Br'er Rabbit, he know dat somep'n was up, an he 
'low hisself dat he 'spect he better whirl in an' have some 
fun whiles it gwine on. By'm'by Br'er Fox up'n' say to 
Br'er Rabbit dat he bleedged to be movin' long tow'ds 
home, an' wid dat dey bofe say good-by. 

"Br'er Fox, he put out to whar his fambly was, but Br'er 
Rabbit, he slip 'round, he did, an' call on ole Miss Goose 
ole Miss Goose, down at de spring, washin' an' b'ilin' 
an' battlin' clo'es. Br'er Rabbit he march up an' ax her 
howdy, an' den she tuck'n' ax Br'er Rabbit howdy. 

" Td shake hands long wid you, Br'er Rabbit/ says she, 
'but dey 're all full o' suds,' says she. 

" 'No matter 'bout dat, Sis Goose,' says Br'er Rabbit, 
says he, 'so long as yo' will's good,' says he." 

"Miss Goose with hands?" exclaimed Joel, startled, 
despite the fact that he had heard many curious things 
about animals from Uncle Bob before. 

"How you know goose ain't got hands?" Uncle Bob de- 
manded, with a frown. "Is you been sleepin' longer'n old 
man Know- All? Little mo', an' youll up an* stan* me down 
dat snakes ain't got no foots, an' yit you take an* lay a snake 
down in front o' de fire, an' his footsll come out right befo' 
yo' eyes." 

After a slightly offended pause, he continued: 

"Atter old Miss Goose an' Br'er Rabbit done pass de time 
o' day wid one anodder, Br'er Rabbit, he ax her, he did, how 
she come on dese days, an' Miss Goose say, mighty poly. 

" Ts gittin' stiff an' Fs gittin' clumsy,' says she, 'an' mo'n 
dat, I's gittin' blind,' says she. *Des 'fo' you happen along, 
Br'er Rabbit, I drap my specks in de tub hyer, an* if you'd 



OLD SIS GOOSE 11 

'a' come along 'bout dat time/ says ole Miss Goose, says she, 
'I lay Fd 'a' tuck you for dat nasty, owdacious Br'er Fox, an' 
it'd 'a' been a born blessin' if I hadn't 'a' scald you wid a 
pan o' b'ilin suds,' says she. I'm dat glad I found my specks, 
I dunno w'at to do,' says ole Miss Goose, says she. 

"Den Br'er Rabbit, he up'n say dat bein's how Sis Goose 
done fotch up Br'er Fox's name, he got somep'n for to tell 
her, an' den he let out 'bout Br'er Fox gwine to call on her. 

" 'He comin', says Br'er Rabbit, says he; 'he comin', sho' 
an' when he come, hit'll be des 'fo' day,' says he. 

"Wid dat, ole Miss Goose wipe her ban's on her apern, 
an' put her specks up .on her for'ead, an' look like she done 
got trouble on 'er mind. 

" 'Laws-a-massy ! ' says she. * 'Sposen he come, Br'er Rab- 
bit! W'at I gwine do? An' dey ain't a man 'bout de house, 
needer,' says she. 

"Br'er Rabbit, he shut one eye, an' he say, says he: 

" 'Sis Goose, de time done come when you 'bleedged to 
roost high. You look like you got de dropsy/ says he, 'but 
don't mind dat, ca'se if you don't roost high, you're a goner/ 
says he. 

"Den ole Miss Goose ax Br'er Rabbit w'at she gwine do, 
an' Br'er Rabbit he up'n tell her dat she must go home an' 
tie up a bundle o' de white folks' clo'es an' put 'em on de 
bed, an' den she must fly up on a rafter an' let Br'er Fox 
grab de clo'es and run off wid 'em. 

"Ole Miss Goose say she much 'bliged, an' she tuck'n tuck 
her things an' waddle off home; an' dat night she do like 
Br'er Rabbit say wid de bundle o' clo'es, an' den she sent 
word to Mr. Dog, an' Mr. Dog he come down an' say he'd 
sorter set up wid her. 

"Des 'fo' day, hyer come Br'er Fox creepin' up, an' he 



12 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

went an' push on de do' easy, an' de do' open, an' he see 
somep'n white on de bed which he tuck for Miss Goose, an' 
he grab it an' run. 'Bout dat time, Mr. Dog sail out f 'm un- 
der de house, he did, an if Br'er Fox hadn't drapt de clo'es, 
he'd 'a' got cotched. F'm dat, word went 'roun* dat Br'er 
Fox been tryin' to steal Miss Goose's clo'es, an' he come 
mighty nigh losin' his standin' at Miss Meadows's. Down to 
dis day," Uncle Bob concluded, knocking the ashes out of 
his pipe, "Br'er Fox b'lieve dat Br'er Rabbit was de 'casion 
o' Mr. Dog bein' in de neighborhoods at dat time o' night, 
an' Br'er Rabbit ain't 'spute it. De bad feelin' 'twixt Br'er 
Fox an' Mr. Dog start right den an' dar, an' hit's been 
gwine on, till now dey ain't git in smellin' distance o' one. 
anodder widout dey's a row." 



CHAPTER TWO 



Little TLed-Head 



>{ ^ "^"HEN Joel was about six years old, his mother 

Wsent him to a little "subscription" school in the 
village which means that the parent paid the 
teacher a dollar a month for the child's tuition. There were 
no public schools then, such as we have now. But there 
was a somewhat better school in Eatonton, called an acad- 
emy, and after a year or two, Mr. Andrew Reid who 
had loaned Mrs. Harris her cottage home suggested that 
Joel be sent there. The tuition was higher, but Mr. Reid 
asked that he be permitted to pay it. Mrs. Harris was very 
reluctant to accept this favor, but she yearned so greatly 
for an education for her boy that she finally overcame her 
scruples for his sake. 

Joel's teacher and schoolmates remembered in after years 
that he never seemed to study very hard, and yet he nearly 
always had his lessons learned as well as anybody, or better. 
His teachers all agreed that he had a very quick mind. 

When he was nine years old, he and his fellow pupils 
were asked by the teacher to write a composition on a sub- 
ject which they themselves might choose. This was Joel's: 

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14 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

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In the next two or three years, the teachers began saying 
that Joel was the best composition writer in his grade. 

Joel was not strong enough to hold his own in the rough- 
and-tumble scuffling which the other boys indulged In, 
and he didn't care for that sort of play, anyhow. But play- 
ing with tops and marbles or with animals, playing jokes, 
hunting, roving in the woods and fields he found much 
fun in these. He would have had more dogs than Brutus 
if his mother had permitted it. 

"And cats!" she exclaimed in despair to a neighbor, 
"You don't know anyone who needs a cat, do you? I don't 
know what I am to do with the stray kittens that Joel 
brings in. I've just had to put my foot down and tell him 
flatly that he mustn't bring any more/* 

Brutus was a loyal playfellow, but like all country dogs, 
the nights were full of excitement for him. A parson who 
visits in the country often wonders when the dogs get any 
sleep at all. Some of them bark most of the night, others 
have a habit of howling at times, especially if the moon is 



LITTLE RED-HEAD 15 

shining. We can only surmise that they think they are 
singing. Brutus's favorite spot for doing this was squarely 
under Mrs. Harris's bedroom window. 

"I can't imagine why he insists upon serenading me/' 
she said. "I certainly don't appreciate it." 

Shouting at him did no good. He would cease for the 
time being, but a few nights later, he would forget himself 
and be at it again. Finally, in desperation, Mrs. Harris 
filled a pan with stones and pieces of brick, and that night, 
while Brutus was in the midst of his solo, she leaned from 
the window and emptied it on his back. He fled yelping 
around the house, but he took the hint, and never warbled 
under her window again. 

Joel had a playmate, Charlie Leonard, with whom he 
contrived to get into no little mischief. There was a younger 
brother, Jim Leonard, but Charlie was more nearly of 
Joel's age and was his favorite pal. Together they ranged 
all over town and into the surrounding country; fishing 
and swimming as they grew older, hunting rabbits, hunt- 
ing wild plums, wild strawberries, nuts, persimmons, wild 
grapes. 

A much-loved play-place was the White Mud Gullies, 
deep ditches, almost like small canyons, cut in the soil dur- 
ing rainy weather. Their name indicated that their color 
was a peculiarity; most of the soil in that part of Georgia 
was dark red. In the curves of these little chasms, which 
seemed immense to small boys, one could fancy almost 
any great adventure happening. Indians, bandits, giants, 
gnomes, knights in armor, Robin Hood the reading 
which Joel was doing at an early age supplied him with all 
sorts of wonderful beings to imagine stealing or charging 
through those depths. 



16 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Also, quite near the White Mud Gullies lived Aunt 
Betsy Cuthbert, an old colored woman who was a famous 
cook. She was a cherished friend of the two boys, of whom 
she was equally fond. Joel and Charlie, when they were 
small, often played with her grandchildren. When they 
heard Aunt Betsy call them, they came scrambling out of 
the ditches like mad, for they knew that she was apt to have 
a treat ready for them. 

"I des got thoo bakin' some ginger cakes," she would say, 
"an' I thought you might like a little to sorter stay yo' 
stommicks until de next meal." Or it might be some of 
her remarkable potato biscuits and butter, or a flat chicken 
pie, another of her specialities. Everything she made was 
good. 

On Saturday mornings, when they were eleven -and 
twelve years old, Joel would come over to the Leonard 
home, where Charlie and Jim had a certain number of 
chores to do hoeing in the garden, sweeping the bare 
places in the backyard, and so on before they could get 
away for their Saturday play. Joel would sit on the fence 
and tease them while they toiled, until in exasperation they 
would throw clods at him. No doubt there was much less 
work done because of his presence. But in a little while the 
job would be over, and then Joel or Charlie would say, 
"Le's go rabbit hunting," and away they would dash. 

' Jim, though much younger, always wanted to tag along. 
But his legs were so much shorter that he could not keep 
up with the other two, and at such times they considered 
him a nuisance. If he insisted on going, they had a method 
of getting rid of him. Joel would grab him and hold him, 
while Charlie ran across fields at top speed- Then when 
Charlie had got a good start, Joel would throw Jim's hat 



LITTLE RED-HEAD 17 

into a big rose bush or over a fence and run, too. A boy of 
those days didn't feel that he could go anywhere outdoors 
without a hat. As Joel could run like a deer, by the time 
Jim had recovered his hat, the other two would be too far 
away for him to catch. 

There were many well-to-do planters in Putnam County 
then. One of them was Mr. Harvey Dennis, whose big 
farm lay on the outskirts of Eatonton. He was very fond 
of Joel, though the youngster was sometimes rather a trial 
to him. He always kept eight or ten hounds for fox hunt- 
ing, his favorite sport. But a fox hound will follow a rabbit 
trail, too, if taken out in daylight and encouraged to do so. 
So the boys would go down along a brook in a little glen 
near Mr. Dennis's home, where they would call in a 
guarded tone and clap their hands to attract the attention 
of his dogs. The sounds were seldom heard by the human 
beings around the house, but the keen-eared dogs heard 
them, and knew that the boys were waiting for them. 
Always eager for the chase, away they went, and the boys 
would quickly hear the musical "Ouf! ouf! ouf!" of their 
baying as they galloped down the hill with wildly flapping 
ears. 

Then with the dogs always including Brutus, of course 
bouncing happily around them, the boys would hurry 
away over the rolling country, past the little hut of Aunt 
Betsy Cole, a noted fortune teller, who lived alone and was 
very fascinating to the boys. With her bent figure, wrinkled 
face, hooked nose and sunken lips, it was easy for them to 
fancy her a witch, and the fact that she lived very close to 
the town cemetery made this seem more probable. The 
boys often lingered a little at her place, to catch a glimpse 
of her if they could. 



18 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Once when she was puttering about her little yard, they 
stood staring, round-eyed, over the fence at her until she 
became angry. 

"What are you young-uns gawpin' at?" she shrilled. 
"Don't your folks teach you no manners? Go on about 
your business ! " 

"Old witch!" shouted Charlie daringly. 

At that she was furious. She came hobbling, as fast as 
she could, through the gate, brandishing her stick, calling 
them "owdacious little varmints" and other names, while 
they ran for dear life. 

There was a rabbit the boys believed it was always the 
same one which they saw and chased several times near 
the cemetery. Twice, when they first caught sight of it, it 
was sitting on its haunches, putting its forepaws up to 
its nose. 

"Look, it's spitting on its hands," Joel would say, "Now 
we'll never catch it." 

And they never did. 

"That's because it's a graveyard rabbit," said Charlie. 
"They're smarter than any other kind," 

(Those superstitious folk, even to this day, who carry a 
rabbit's foot, think that to be effective in bringing luck, it 
must be the left hind foot of a graveyard rabbit.) 

"Do you know what, Charlie?" said Joel one day. "That 
rabbit is Aunt Betsy Cole. You know witches can change 
themselves into animals whenever they want to." 

Small boys often like to make themselves believe such 
things, and this was particularly apt to be true in a rustic 
community in Georgia eighty or ninety years ago* 

They finally ceased to spend much time in trying to catch 
the graveyard rabbit, and would hurry on to Colonel 




"You Boys have got my dogs again," he said reproachfully. 



20 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Nicholson's plantation, which was their favorite hunting 
ground. 

Sometime during the forenoon, Mr. Dennis was apt to 
notice the absence of the hounds and say, "Those boys have 
toled off my dogs again." It annoyed him, for if the dogs 
hunted rabbits with the boys, they might get into the habit 
of following rabbit scent when he took them fox hunting. 
Now and then, if he had time, he would saddle his horse 
and follow them, for he could be pretty sure that they had 
gone to Colonel Nicholson's farm. If he caught up with 
them, he was never rough or angry in his manner. He 
would just sit on his horse, looking at them reproachfully, 
and say, "You boys have got my dogs again." 

"But Mr. Dennis," Joel would say in his usual respect- 
ful manner toward older people, "we'll give you the rabbits 
we catch." 

"That's very kind of you," Mr. Dennis would retort with 
gentle sarcasm, "but I don't want my dogs spoiled for fox 
hunting." 

They did give him many rabbits, and Mr. Dennis could 
never be greatly out of humor with them. 

"Boys will be boys," he would say resignedly. He liked 
Joel and saw that he was an unusual boy. "That Harris 
youngster is going to surprise the world one of these days," 
was his opinion. 

Joel and Charlie gladly trailed along when he went 
gunning, and carried his game; and when he wanted to 
train his young dogs for fox hunting, or keep the older 
ones in good trim, he would let the boys take a fox skin 
and drag it through woods and fields for two miles or 
more over fences and other obstacles and across brooks. 
The boys enjoyed this sport greatly. 



LITTLE RED-HEAD 21 

"Don't it sound funny/' Charlie would say, as they 
stopped to listen, "to hear them old dogs carryin 5 on just 
like they were after a real fox?" 

"As smart as those dogs are/' said Joel, "you'd think 
they would learn to tell the difference between the scent 
of a live fox and a dead hide, but they never do." 

Finally, when, the hounds got too close upon their heels, 
the boys would scramble up a tree. This was to keep the 
dogs from tearing the fox skin to pieces and perhaps injur- 
ing the boys themselves in their excitement at making the 
catch. There the youngsters would roost, with the dogs 
baying around the foot of the tree until Mr. Dennis came 
and called them off. 

In peach season Mr. Dennis sometimes called the two 
boys into his orchard and gave them all the peaches they 
could carry. Naturally, they thought him one of the finest 
of men, and eventually, as they grew older, they became 
ashamed to take his dogs out on frolics against his wishes. 

One of the pupils in the academy was a boy known as 
"Hut" Adams, who was about four years older than either 
Joel or Charlie, but who seemed to prefer associating with 
them instead of with boys of his own age, and he frequently 
led them into pranks which they might not have thought 
of otherwise. The academy was on the farther side of town 
from where these three lived. They might go to and from 
it either through the main street or by a slight detour 
across some vacant lots called the Commons. Early in 
September, when they came out of schqol in the afternoon, 
Hut would sometimes say to the younger boys, "Let's go 
home by the Commons." 

They usually knew what that meant. Going that way, 



22 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

they passed near Mr. Edmund Reid's peach orchard and 
watermelon patch. Hut would slip through the fence and 
get a watermelon, perhaps some peaches, too, and pass 
them out to the smaller boys. Two or three times Mr. Reid 
saw them and gave chase. He was a wealthy and good- 
natured man and had more fruit than he could use, and 
the townsfolk used to say that he chased the boys just for 
fun of seeing them run for dear life, their short legs taking 
four steps to his one, dropping the melon and often some 
of the peaches, too, in their efforts to lighten ballast. That 
Mr. Reid never complained to their parents seems to prove 
that he didn't take these affairs very seriously. 

On summer Sunday afternoons, Charlie and Joel liked 
to go to the brook they called it the "branch" near 
Joel's house, and Hut Adams often stole away and joined 
them, though his father was a prominent church member 
and insisted that his family and his servants must observe 
Sunday by refraining from all amusements. Hut was the 
only one of the three boys who carried a handkerchief, 
and he let the others use it as a seine in their efforts to 
catch minnows in the deeper pools. 

Joel dearly loved to play jokes, and one of his favorite 
victims was Hut, though he always had to run like mad 
afterward, for Hut was so much bigger than he was that 
he could whip Joel without half trying. 

Hut liked to be a showman, too, and would promote 
what he called the "Gully Minstrels,". their theater being a 
certain place in the White Mud Gullies. Hut was the man- 
ager, Joel the principal comedian, and Charlie the treasurer. 
The price of admission was ten pins the favorite child- 
hood currency of those days, when few children had any 
real money. The minstrels were well patronized; some- 



LITTLE RED-HEAD 23 

times they had audiences of six or eight, mostly little girls. 
But as it always happened, they presently found them- 
selves with a quantity of pins on hand and nothing they 
could do with them, so the Gully Minstrels would disband 
for several weeks or months, until Hut felt the urge to start 
them going again. 

Joel's dearest loafing place of all was Mr. McDade's 
livery stable. There are so few livery stables nowadays that 
it may be well to explain that it was in part a sort of horse 
hotel, where you could leave your horse and vehicle, to be 
boarded and cared for as long as you liked. The livery 
stable also had horses and vehicles of its own, which might 
be rented by the hour or day. 

More than once Joel and Charlie played hooky from 
school for days on end and hung around the livery stable 
the whole time. It was not on the main street, and there- 
fore their parents were not apt to come by though they 
kept a sharp lookout lest one of the familiar figures should 
appear. They sometimes played in the hayloft, but the 
principal attraction to them was the association with horses. 

Mr. McDade liked them, and he would let them ride 
the horses to a brook near by for a drink of water, or to the 
blacksmith's shop. 

"Boys," he would say, "take these two horses over to the 
shop and tell Henry I want 'em shod with kinder light 
shoes all around. They're buggy hosses, and I want 'em so 
they can pick up their feet and go. Tell him to remember 
that that sorrel interferes with her hind feet a little, and 
make his shoes accordinly." 

The boys always remembered these instructions to the 
letter. Leading the horses alongside the railing of the stalls, 
they would climb up the planks and onto their backs. 



24 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Why, the blacksmith's shop Is just across the street," 
perhaps a stranger would say. "Why don't they just lead 
them over?" 

"Mister/ 5 the liveryman would reply, with a laugh, "if 
them boys was goin' to carry them bosses no mo' than 
twenty feet, they'd git on their backs and ride." 

The drovers and plantation owners in the vicinity had 
some very fine animals, and it was a great honor for the 
boys to ride these horses when they were left in the stable 
overnight or perhaps for several days while their owners 
were in town attending court sessions. Another great treat 
was a trip on a wagon with their old pal, Uncle Ben 
Sadler, Negro hostler at the stable, when he went to the 
country at intervals to bring in corn and fodder. 

With all this experience, Joel very early became some- 
thing of an expert in handling horses. His mother was 
appalled one day, when he was no more than ten years 
old, to see him tooling along the streets of Eatonton beside 
the driver of the mail stage, holding the reins of the 
spirited team with the skill and nonchalance of a veteran 
coachman. 

There were moments when some folk in Eatonton 
doubted that Joel would ever come to any good end, and 
even predicted that he would wind up in the penitentiary. 
There was the affair of the hogs, for example. Men who 
rode into town from the country usually tied their horses 
to the hitching rack, a long pole set horizontally across the 
tops of some posts on one side of the courthouse square. 
The stamping of the horses' forefeet in wet weather 
churned the earth near the rack into mudholes. In these 
the hogs which ran at large in both small town and city 
in those days loved to lie and wallow. 



LITTLE RED-HEAD 25 

One day, just after a heavy rain, when the mud was 
particularly nice, several horses were hitched to the rack, 
and some hogs were lying in the mud, almost under them. 
Joel, passing by, saw opportunity for some fun. He picked 
up two or three stones, and in rapid succession hurled them 
at the fat sides of the porkers. As they reached their targets, 
the hogs sprang up with loud ff Oinf(! oin^l oinl(s!" of 
pained terror and ran, bumping into the horses' legs and 
throwing them into a panic. They jerked backward, break- 
ing the hitch reins, and fled, galloping in all directions 
through the streets. Some even ran out into the country, 
leaving their riders marooned, while Joel, appalled at the 
havoc he had created, ran down a side street, but not before 
he had been noticed and his doom on the gallows predicted 
by some of the elders of the town. 



B 



CHAPTER THREE 



The Old Scrapbook 



UT there was another side to Joel, a curious con- 
trast to his love of play and nonsense. We find 
these two contrasting phases in many persons of 
talent. Joel believed in after years that his desire to write, 
to give expression on paper to his thoughts, grew out of 
hearing his mother read Oliver Goldsmith's novel, The 
Vicar of Wa^efield. He was very young at the time he 
couldn't remember afterward how young. His grand- 
mother sat on the other side of the fire while Mrs. Harris 
read she had come to visit them at the time and Joel 
sat between them, listening attentively. He was too young 
to grasp the full meaning of what was going on in the 
story, though he followed it pretty well But literary ap- 
preciation had begun to appear in him even at that early 
age, for, as he later wrote: 

There was something in the style or something in the 
humor of that remarkable little book that struck my fancy, 
and I straightway fell to composing little tales in which the 
principal character, whether hero or heroine, silenced the 
other characters by crying "Fudge!" at every possible oppor- 

26 



THE OLD, SCRAPBOOK 27 

tunity. None of these little tales have been preserved, but I 
am convinced that since their keynote was "Fudge!" they 
must have been very close to human nature. 

Style and humor! Those were the two things which 
marked the work of Joel Chandler Harris in his writing 
career. The Vicar of Wa\e field doesn't waste words; it 
tells its story tersely, and that came to be Joel's way of 
writing, too. He had a little later, as we shall see, a critic 
who impressed this idea still more forcibly upon him. And 
as for the "Fudge ! " Joel found that in The Vicar of Wa\e- 
field, too. There is one grumpy character in the book, a Mr. 
Burchell, who sits through a whole chapter sneeringly cry- 
ing "Fudge!" at everything said by anybody else. That 
struck Joel as enormously funny. 

The first book that Joel owned was a small Life of Gen- 
eral Zachary Taylor, who, by the way, was elected Presi- 
dent of the United States just a month before Joel was 
born. This little volume was given him by his teacher when 
he was not yet six years old (he had begun going to school 
at five), and he kept it all his life. 

Mary Harris continued her reading aloud as Joel grew 
older, often choosing books which were a little beyond his 
understanding, though he never failed to get something 
out of them. It wasn't long before he began to do the read- 
ing himself, and he read more and more as the years passed. 
His mother had little or no money with which to buy 
books, magazines, and newspapers, but many of these were 
loaned to her by friends, and Joel began to devour them 
long before he could pronounce many of the words. 

It came to be hard for him to decide which he liked 
best reading or the out of doors, with its dogs and horses, 



28 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and well, there were other things, too. Those hours of 
listening, for example, to Uncle Bob and Aunt Betsy tell 
their quaint stories of the animals, and why guinea fowls 
are "speckledy," and how the ocean was made, not to men- 
tion fearsome tales about witches and ghosts. 

"Where did you hear all these things about the animals. 
Uncle Bob?" Joel asked once. 

"Well, my granddaddy, he toP most of 'em to me," said 
Uncle Bob, " 'cept'n some I hear f'm odder ole men. An 5 
dey hear 'em f m men older dan dey is an' dat's de way it 
goes, plumb back to ole man Know- All; he de fust man to 
tell 'em, I speck, ca'se he knowed all de animals, an' could 
talk to 'em in dey own languidge." 

Joel could never learn anything more from him about this 
old man Know- All; he was a very mysterious character. 

There was another person in town who interested Joel 
greatly, and who, in turn, was interested in him. This was 
a lawyer with the strange name of Demetrios, He had an 
office in one of the rooms of the old tavern; a large room 
whose windows looked out on the porch, with its long row 
of wooden columns. His bedroom was immediately adjoin- 
ing it. His name was so long that nearly everybody in 
Eatonton, Joel among them, just called him Mr. Deo. He 
was short and inclined to be fat, and wore side-whiskers, 
which gave him quite a different appearance from the other 
men in town, for the fashion then was to wear either a full 
beard or a mustache with what was called a goatee, though 
young men often got along for several years with the 
mustache alone. 

Mr. Deo spoke with a very slight foreign pronunciation. 
Many people did not notice it, but Joel did, because he 



THE OLD SCRAPBOOK 29 

listened so much to the plump little man's conversation, and 
because, even in boyhood, he became a close observer of 
speech. That was what later made him a wonderful writer 
of dialect. 

Mr. Deo was a native of Greece, and though he said 
little about his past, it was rumored in town that he had 
had to leave his homeland on account of politics, for Greece 
was f requently in turmoil in the first half of the nineteenth 
century. As Joel wrote of himself in later years, "Joe didn't 
know until long afterward that politics could be a crime. 
He thought that politics consisted largely in newspaper 
articles signed 'Old Subscriber/ or 'Many Citizens/ or 'Vox 
Populi/ or 'Scrutator/ and partly in arguments between 
the men who sat in fine weather on the drygoods boxes 
under the china trees." 

One of JoePs first memories of Mr. Deo was that of 
hearing Mr. Leverette telling his mother one evening of 
an exciting event on the Courthouse Square that day. An 
important trial was in progress, and Mr. Demetrios was 
one of the attorneys. 

"He put Bill Ashurst on the stand, and just turned him 
inside out/' said Mr. Leverette. "Made Bill contradict him- 
self and try to lie out of it until he was a laughingstock. 
Got Bill so mad that the judge threatened to fine him for 
contempt. When the session was over, Mr. Deo came down 
the steps of the courthouse, and Bill met him on the side- 
walk and spat in his face." 

"My conscience!" exclaimed Mrs. Harris. "What did 
Mr. Deo do?" 

"He just stood a moment, smiling at Bill while he took 
out his handkerchief, and wiped his face. Then he walked 



30 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

across to his office, wrote out a challenge to a duel, and sent 
it to Bill by a messenger. The last I heard, about half an 
hour ago. Bill hadn't answered it yet." 

He never did answer it, and to flunk a challenge in the 
South in those days was apt to be deadly to a man's repu- 
tation. Mr. Deo had many friends in Eatonton who thought 
he was in the right, and he gained more friends by not 
publicly denouncing Ashurst as a coward, as was often 
done in such a case, but just by keeping silent about the 
matter. Ashurst, however, heard so many sneers at his 
cowardice in the next few months that he left Putnam 
County for good and settled somewhere in the West. 

By the time he was eleven years old, Joel had made Mr. 
Deo's acquaintance and became a frequent visitor at his 
office. Mr. Deo was a good attorney and a fine public 
speaker, and the men of the town, especially the other 
lawyers, liked him and thought him so interesting that it 
was only occasionally that Joel could find him in his office 
alone. But the boy never seemed to be considered an in- 
truder. "Come in, Joe," was the hearty greeting he always 
received, even though there were others present Because of 
the mystery of his past, it pleased Joel to imagine all sorts 
of romantic things about him. How in the world did a 
man from far-off Greece happen to stray into a litde coun- 
try town in Georgia? That is a question which never 
was answered. 

i Once when the two were alone in the office, Mr. Deo 
went into his bedroom, took from a closet a military uni- 
form, and put it on. Joel though it was the most beautiful 
costume he had ever seen. Gold braid ran down the side 
of the trousers, there were gold cords draped in curves 
across the front of the coat, and a pair of big gold-fringed 




Joa 



* 



the most beautiftd costume he had ever 'seen. 



32 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

epaulets crowned each shoulder. The hat was somewhat 
like those Joel had seen pictured in books. It was gold- 
edged, the brim at the sides was turned up and fastened 
with little gold buttons, and a shining black feather trailed 
over the top of it. Short and fat though he was, Mr. Deo 
looked very handsome to Joel in this gorgeous outfit. He 
would not tell when or where he wore it, which gave Joel 
opportunity for some more romantic imaginings. 

"It was in Europe a long time ago," was all he would 
say. "Yes, I have seen war; too much war, Joe." 

Mr. Deo had some boxes in his room, and when Joel 
discovered that they were full of books, he was so plainly 
eager to see them that Mr. Deo said, "You may look 
through them if you like. But be sure to put them all back 
before you go. Don't leave any strewn around," 

Joel promised, and dug into the boxes day after day, 
ransacking them to the very bottom sometimes scarcely 
aware that Mr. Deo and other men were sitting in the 
room talking. Many of the books were printed in a strange 
sort of type; he had never seen anything like it before. 

"It is Greek my own language," Mr. Deo smiled. He 
picked up a volume. "You have heard about the siege of 
Troy and Hector and Achilles and all the other heroes, 
have you not?" 

"Oh yes, sir." 

"Well, here is the story, just as it was originally written 
by a Greek poet named Homer twenty-five hundred years 
or more ago; we don't know just how long." He let the 
volume fall open at random, and pointing at the words 
with his pencil, he translated the narrative of the combat 
between Pandarus, Diomedes and Aeneas. Joel sat spell- 
bound. It scarcely seemed possible that that thrilling story 



THEOLDSCRAPBOOK 33 

could be contained in these outlandish-looking "chicken 
tracks." 

"There are many other books here that you will not be 
able to read/' said Mr. Deo. "Books in Latin, French, and 
Italian." 

Joel looked at him, awe-stricken. "Can you read them 
all?" he asked. 

"Yes, fairly well," Mr. Deo smiled again at him. "After 
you have learned two or three languages, the rest are 
easier, for they are all related." 

Joel also found many books in English, all printed long, 
long ago. A history of Europe, and one of England, Poems 
by Mr. Gray, a queer little story called Rasselas "by Dr. 
Johnson" Joel supposed that he was a doctor of medicine 
until Mr. Deo set him aright. Mr. Deo let him take some 
of them home. 

Then there were the evenings at the Leverettes 5 home, 
next door, which were highly entertaining. The two fami- 
lies were such close friends that Mr. Leverette had made a 
gate in the fence between, so that they could pass back and 
forth more easily. Joel and his mother were frequently 
invited over by their kindly neighbors to eat supper or 
spend the evening, and at such times Mr. Leverette de- 
lighted in stirring up Mary Harris by starting a controversy 
on politics or religion or any other subject that came handy. 
Finding on which side she stood, he would pretend to lean 
toward the other side, to draw her out. She was usually a 
match for him in argument, which did not annoy him at 
all. Instead, he enjoyed her quick retorts, her fund of infor- 
mation and intelligent opinion. 

"And so you think this book, The Impending Crisis, is 
a true picture of slavery?" he might say. 



34 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Not entirely," she would reply, "but I think it has more 
truth in it than we Southerners are willing to admit. I be- 
lieve the crisis is more serious than we realize." And away 
they would go, hammer and tongs. 

But life was not all play and reading for Joel. He had 
chores to do at home hoeing vegetables and chasing 
potato bugs and helping his mother with her flower garden, 
which was the most genial task of all. 

It is hard to say when he first began trying to write; 
perhaps when he was not more than ten years old. He was 
not yet twelve when he began scribbling crude poems and 
stories, and then little boyish essays in an old blank book 
which he found lying about the house. Most of them were 
unfinished. "Tiger, or the Passo de Real," "Allie Graham, 
or the Broken Heart," "The Indian's Revenge" they all 
show the influence of the brightly colored popular fiction 
of the day, which always had adorable heroines and heroes 
with the courage of lions. Some of them are signed "Harris" 
or "Marlowe," a pen name which he thought of adopting. 
In "The Comanche's Daughter; a Tale of North Mexico, 
by Marlowe," the hero, upon hearing his mother pro- 
nounce the name of Rose Norton, who had been kidnaped 
by the Indians, "started, turned pale and clenched his fists, 
while his eyes fairly shot fire" all of which was in the 
best popular style. 

"The Bandit King" was probably first of all to be put 
down on paper. It starts off with a dreadful error in gram- 
mar, and the spelling is at times below par: 

The Bandit King 

And this then was the famous & daring bandit of tie 
Appennines. Yes, it was him. He had the appearance of 



THE OLD SCRAPBOOK 35 

being about thirty five years of age. He was of giant stature, 
somewhat thin and symetrycaL . . . His dress consisted of a 
wolf-skin cap, the tail of which hung over his right shoul- 
der; a dress coat of blue cashmere with gold buttons across 
the breast; pants of the same material with gold braid down 
the seam. A buck-skin belt was around his waist, and the 
butts of two revolvers could be seen protruding from be- 
hind the belt; also the silver handle of the far-famed Italian 
stilletto. A carbine hung to his back by a leather strap. Every 
time he would move his left hand, I could see the flashing of 
a jewelled ring on his little finger. His face was almost 
girlish in its expression . . . elegant, not dark like the rest of 
his daring band. His nose was neither of Roman structure 
or of Aquiline just enough of both to be beautifull. His 
cheeks were of a rosy hue with pouting lips of a cherry red. 
His eyes were black and glittering & if it were not for his 
eyes I should have said he was an American. . . . His man- 
ners were dignified and gracefull to all, even to the lowest 

menial in his band He was neither Haghty nor indolent. 

This then was the celebrated bandit robber Guilermo of the 
Mountains & I was the captive of this man. It was said he 
was extremely benevolent to the poor giving to them half 
of what he took from the rich. 

But though the writer was the captive of Guilermo, the 
bandit treated him hospitably in his mountain lair, and 
finally revealed to him that he, Guilermo, was really an 
American. As Joel rushed on to the end of the story, he 
completely forgot all about punctuation: 

"You see this ring," said he & his tone became fierce. 
"You see this ring It has been the cause of all my unutter- 



36 }OEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

able woe. You!" he continued must never know my history. 
I would not wring the heart of 1 of my countrymen for all 
the riches in Italy Take this ring said he & keep it in re- 
membrance of me & should any outlaws of the mountains 
ever attempt to rob you, show him this ring & he will 
trouble you no farther for I am their king as he said this 
he gave me the flashing Jewell from off his finger take it 
said he & when you look upon it remember Guilermore the 
Bandit King Since then I have traveled many times through 
Italy & this ring was law wherever I went 

Harris 

Among the essays which he wrote or began to write in 
the old book were "Sermons to Boys without a text, by 
Marlowe," "Stability of Character" and "The Ruins of 
Time/' which gave him so much trouble that though he 
sat down to it at least six times, he could never get more 
than twenty-three lines written. Then there was an imagi- 
nary debate on the comparative mental capacity of man 
and woman, wherein his admiration o his mother is seen 
in his eloquent defense of woman's intellectual ability. 
Apart of it read: 

Mr. Chairman: The question which is under the con- 
sideration of this able and distinguished body is whether or 
not man is an intellectual superior of woman. I contend that 
he is not, by any means, or else why does he unbosom his 
trials and troubles to his wife and mother? . . . Look at the 
mother of Washington would he ever have been the great 
scholar and noble General that he was if she had had no 
intellect? Never! He would maybe have ended his life on 
the gallows or in the penitentiary if his mother had never 
had any intellect. What would become of man if it were 



THE OLD SCRAPBOOK 37 

not for woman? How many rash acts has she kept him 
from doing? . . . 

And in conclusion, the debater says, "I now bid you all 
\dieu and retire from public life." 

Joel became an eager reader of newspapers, too. Eaton- 
:on was such a slow, sleepy little town that it hadn't a paper 
}f its own, but Joel was always at the post office on the day 
when weekly papers came in from Milledgeville, which 
was then still the capital of Georgia, although Atlanta had 
now grown to be the larger city. 

That post office at Eatonton was one of the queerest ever 
seen. It was in the basement of a little grocery store, with 
a part of the grocery stock all around it. The grocer and 
the postmaster were one and the same man a Mr. Sidney 
Prudden, who had come down from Connecticut to 
Georgia so many years before that he had become almost as 
Southern as the Georgians though most folk still thought 
of him as a "Yankee." His daughter Louise and Joel, when 
they were little children, had often studied from the same 
book in school. 

The post office, just a desk and a few pigeonhole boxes, 
was in a corner of the room with a wooden and wire screen 
in front of it. Opposite it was an old sofa, upholstered in 
green. One of the back legs was broken, so that it tilted, 
leaning back against the wall for support. It was a very 
tired old sofa. Its springs groaned and creaked in protest 
when you sat down on it, and some of them were begin- 
ning to punch their way through the green upholstery. 
All around it were boxes and barrels on which patrons sat 
to read their mail and newspapers when there wasn't room 
enough on the sofa. 




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Fort Sumter!' 







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to discuss the event excitedly. 



40 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

By the time he was twelve, Joel was sure to be there when 
the big mail bag brought by the stagecoach was opened. 
It brought, among other things, the Recorder and the 
Federal Union, the two weekly papers published in Mil- 
ledgeville. These papers had many subscribers in Putnam 
County, so many in and around Eatonton that the post- 
master would just stack them on a long shelf outside the 
post-office window, and while he was busy weighing sugar 
or selling an ax, each subscriber would pick out his own 
paper by the address. 

One day when he was barely twelve, Joel said to Mr. 
Prudden, "May I read one of these papers, sir?" 

"Certainly, Joel," replied the kindly postmaster. He had 
already noticed how longingly the boy looked at the papers. 
"Now, let's see " He thumbed over them, "Here's one 
directed to Mr. Will Spivey. He lives out in the country 
and almost never comes in for it until Saturday. But be 
careful not to tear it or get it dirty." 

"I will, sir," promised Joel. Thereafter, sitting on the 
old sofa or on a box, he read those papers so absorbedly 
that he often forgot where he was. The Civil War was just 
going into its second year, and the papers were full of 
war and political news and bitter editorials against the 
"Yankees." There would be bits of European news, jokes 
and poems, all of which Joel read with deep interest. The 
air around him was thick with the smells of cheese and 
camphine and salt fish and many other odorous things, but 
he said in after years that it had seemed to him the pleas- 
antest place in the world. How he longed to be sitting at a 
desk in an editorial office he noticed that the editors called 
it a "sanctum" writing stuff like this! 




CHAPTER FOUR 



Joel Answers a "Want Ad* 



"OEL never forgot that April day when the stage came 
dashing in from Milledgeville, at higher speed than 
usual, and the driver shouted, even before he reined 
up in front of the post office: 

"War has begun ! Our batteries in Charleston harbor are 
firing on the Yankees in Fort Sumter." 

Those words were echoing in every town and hamlet 
in the nation, and in Eatonton as elsewhere, all other affairs 
were, for the moment, almost forgotten. Crowds gathered 
to discuss the event excitedly. Some breathed defiance to 
other Americans who had now become "the Enemy." 
Many in the South were stricken with sadness at the 
thought of separation from the Union, which had long 
held their love and loyalty. Most of the young men, how- 
ever, took fire in behalf of the South and began to ask 
where they could join the fighting forces. 

Mr. Leverette and Mrs. Harris were agreed upon the 
doctrine that the Southern states had a right to secede from 
the Union if they wished. 

"But they won't be allowed to do it so easily," Mrs. 
Harris insisted. 

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42 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Oh, there may be some little trouble/' admitted Mr. 
Leverette, "but the Yankees in general won't fight. They're 
a lot of shopkeepers." 

"I wish I could believe that," said Mrs. Harris slowly, 
"but I'm afraid you'll find we're in for a long spell of 
trouble." Her glance wandered to Joel, listening, open- 
mouthed, in a corner. He could not know at the moment 
what she was thinking, though the others guessed it from 
her next words. 

"I wish the politicians who stir up these wars had to 
go into the armies ! " she exclaimed bitterly. "I'm like the 
girl in the song, 'Jeannette and Jeannot': 

" Xet those who make the quarrels 
Be the only ones to fight.' " 

Rapidly the news came "Vkginia has left the Union 
and joined the Southern Confederacy." "Arkansas has 
joined!" "Tennessee!" "North Carolina." A company of 
volunteers, mostly young men, was raised at Eatonton and 
marched away amid tears and cheers and flag waving. Mr. 
Demetrios offered his service to the South, was accepted 
because of his previous military experience, and bade his 
friends in the little town farewell. 

At first the fighting was hundreds of miles away from 
Putnam County, and as reports came back that the South- 
ern troops were always victorious, the folks around Eaton- 
ton took things rather easily. Joel, however, began to be 
restless on his own account. When he reached his thirteenth 
birthday, he said to his mother, "I wish I could get a job." 
He had had little chance to earn any money. He found a 
chore to do now and then, such as running an errand, hoe- 




"I don't UJ(e to see you wording so hard, Mother'/ Joel said, 
"while I am doing so little!' 



44 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

ing a neighbor's garden, or cutting or pulling weeds, but 
truth to tell, there were plenty of Negroes to do most of 
this work, and a small white boy had not much oppor- 
tunity. He often wished that Eatonton had a newspaper, 
for he thought it would be fun to work in a newspaper 
office. When he read a paper, he did it over and over again, 
unconsciously studying the writing, imagining himself as 
having written it. 

"I want you to go to school whenever you can, son," 
said his mother, as her needle flew into and out of a seam. 
"If you have an education, you can get a much better 
position." 

"But I don't like to see you working so hard. Mother," 
said Joel, "while I'm doing so little." 

She thrust her needle into the shirt she was making, 
drew him to her, and gave him a kiss. "Don't worry about 
that, honey," she said. "You help me a lot around the 
house, and you're doing most of the garden work now. 
Something will come up soon, I am sure." 

But no opening appeared for him that winter. And now 
the war was beginning its second year, and both sides, each 
of which had thought it would be over in three months, 
were beginning to realize that the thing was more serious 
than they had expected. Calls for more men were sent out 
by both governments. 

"You were right, Mrs. Harris," sighed Mr. Leverette, 
when a second volunteer company was being organized 
in Eatonton. "I'm afraid we are in for a long and terrible 
ordeal." 

This second company was sent away to join the South- 
ern armies in Virginia. Meanwhile, other men had gone 
from Eatonton to Augusta or Milledgeville and had joined 
other new groups of volunteers. The young man in good 



JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 45 

health and not crippled who was still at home was apt to 
hear someone in his vicinity crooning a line from the popu- 
lar song,, "Captain Jinks": 

" 'Mamma/ she cried, 
'He ain't cut out for the ar-tny.' " 

Joel noticed that the grown-up people who came to the 
store and post office were now mostly women and old men. 
The war was taking heavy toll from Putnam County, as 
from everywhere else. There were no young men left in 
Eatonton, and even many of the middle-aged ones who 
used to smile at him and say "Howdy, Joel! 55 or "Hello, 
Tinktum ! " were gone. He noticed, too, that after news of 
a battle had arrived, the women and girls came every day 
and lingered wistfully about the post office, hoping yet 
dreading to hear something about someone they loved. 

One cold February day, just after the mail coach had 
passed, Joel heard the postmaster say to Mr. Anderson, an 
elderly lawyer of the town, "Here's a copy of a telegram 
that came to Madison this morning. The stage driver just 
brought it over. Not very pleasant news." 

There were quite a number of people in the store, and 
two or three who overheard this said at once, "What is it?" 
"What's the news?" Mr. Anderson looked the paper over 
slowly and finally said, "I'll read it aloud." He mounted 
a small box and read: 

"Fort Donelson surrendered by General Buckner to 
Northern General Grant. Two thousand lost in battle and 
probably ten thousand taken prisoners. Generals Floyd and 
Pillow escaped before the surrender with probably four 
thousand men." 



46 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Mr. Anderson's voice shook a little as he read. There 
was a dead silence for a moment after he had concluded; 
then another elderly man sighed and said, "That* s a serious 
blow to us. That Yankee general is liable to come right on 
up the Tennessee River now, into Alabama and Georgia." 

"Never!" exclaimed another. "Albert Sidney Johnston 
will stop him." 

"General Johnston has been begging all winter for more 
soldiers," said Mr. Anderson. "There must be more re- 
cruiting if we are to stop them. They have us out- 
numbered." 

JoePs blood chilled at the thought that Georgia might 
be invaded. It was sad, too, to see, shortly after this, boys 
only three or four years older than himself enlisting and 
being sent northward to the battlefields. He saw his mother 
looking at him sometimes with frightened eyes, and now 
he guessed what she was thinking. He had been thinking 
of it, too: That perhaps the time would come when he 
would be old enough and big enough to shoulder a gun 
like the rest of them and march away to war and maybe 
never come back. Then his mother would be one of those 
women who went daily to the post office, hoping and 
dreading, until the awful news came. 

But only a few days after the reading of that telegram 
which brought such ill tidings, Joel's eye fell upon a 
paragraph in a Milledgeville paper, which sent his thoughts 
into an exciting new channel. It was an advertisement 
signed by Mr. Turner, the planter for whose family his 
mother had done some sewing. It announced that on the 
following Tuesday, March 4th, the undersigned would 
publish the first number of The Countryman, a weekly 
paper, at his home, Turnwold, northeast of Eatonton. 



JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 47 

Turner announced that the new publication would be 
modeled after Mr. Addison's little paper, The Spectator, 
Mr. Goldsmith's little paper, The Bee, and Dr. Johnson's 
little paper, The Rambler all eighteenth-century leaflets 
consisting entirely of essays. Joel had never read any of 
these things, though he had frequently seen quotations 
from them and references to them in the papers and 
magazines. 

He could scarcely wait until the following Tuesday to 
see what The Countryman would be like. It had just as 
many pages as the Milledgeville papers four but its 
pages were smaller. Joel devoured every word of it, from 
beginning to end, and thought it the most interesting paper 
he had ever seen. Perhaps his judgment was influenced by 
one column which was headed "Advertisements." The first 
paragraph in this column read: 

The Countryman is published every Tuesday morning 
upon the plantation of the editor, away off in the country, 
9 miles from any town or village. 

A little way below this was another paragraph which 
brought Joel's heart into his mouth: 

An active, intelligent white boy, 14 or 15 years of age, 
is wanted at this office, to learn the printing business. 
March 4th, 1862. 

Joel read it a second and a third time. Was this the 
answer to all his hopes? He ran all the way home and 
burst into the house excitedly. 

"Oh, Mother, Mr. J. A. Turner has started a newspaper, 



48 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and he wants a boy to learn the printing trade. May I write 
to him and see if he will take me?" 

His mother felt herself grow cold all over. She laid down 
her sewing and looked at him, trying to keep her sorrow 
from appearing in her face. The moment that she had so 
long dreaded had come when her only child would leave 
home to begin his life work, and perhaps never live with 
her again. 

"Would he want you to go out to Turnwold to stay?" 
she asked. 

"Why, yes, I guess so. The newspaper's printed there." 

"You want to go very much, don't you, honey?" she 
asked, struggling with her feelings. 

"Why, yes, Mother, the newspaper business is just what 
I want to get into. I want to write things myself. I'll be 
awfully sorry to leave you, but you'll have Grandma here 
with you, and I'll come back and see you as often as I can, 
and when I begin earning enough money, I'm going to 
have you come and live with me." 

She gave him a hug and wiped away some tears. "Yes, 
dear, you may write to Mr. Turner. You seem awfully 
young to go into business. Didn't he say in his advertise- 
ment how old the boy must be?" 

Joel looked a bit uneasy. "Well, the notice said fourteen 
or fifteen," he admitted, "but it won't be long until I'm 
fourteen." 

"Only eight months." She smiled at him. "I'm afraid he 
will think you are too young. But write to him and see 
what he says." 

"Is there a nice, clean sheet of writing paper in the cup- 
board?" he asked. 

"Yes, but I think you'd better write your letter first on 



JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 49 

brown paper, and then you can make changes in it, if you 
like, before you copy it. Be careful with your spelling. 5 ' 

He wrote out his letter on the brown paper with the lit- 
tle piece of lead pencil which they owned and even that 
must be preserved very carefully, for pencils cost ten or 
fifteen cents apiece then. He crossed out parts of the letter 
and rewrote, and crossed out again. Finally he said, "Do 
you think this will do?" and read it aloud. 

"Yes, I think that will be all right," his mother replied. 
She wanted it to be all his own composition, so she made 
no suggestion. But she thought it best to look it over. "You 
have left the Y out of respectfully," she pointed out. 

"Oh yes," exclaimed Joel, correcting it hastily. 

"If you're going to be a printer, you mustn't make mis- 
takes in spelling," she reminded him. 

"Yes ma'am, I know that," he admitted. "I left that out 
because I was in such a hurry." He was becoming a much 
better speller in the past year or so. 

Now he carefully cleaned the point of their only pen, 
dipped it into the home-made ink, and wrote: 

Mr. j. A. Turner, 
Turnwold Plantation, 
Putnam County, Ga. 

My Dear Sir: 

I saw your notice in the Countryman which 'said that you 
wanted a boy to learn the printing trade. I should like to 
have the place, for I have always wanted to work in a news- 
paper office. I am not fourteen yet, but I will be in December. 
My mother is poor, and I must earn some money very soon. 
I have gone to school and to the academy, and have studied 



50 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

grammar, spelling, geography, reading and arithmetic, I 
would promise to work very hard and do what is right. 
Yours very respectfully, 

JOEL C. HARRIS 

He hurried to the post office, mailed the letter, and 
thought about little else for days afterward. A week passed 
and he heard nothing. 

"Now that Mr. William Turner has gone with the 
army/' said Mrs. Harris, "I wonder if their law office here 
in town is still kept open.' 5 

"Mr. J. A. is supposed to be in the office for a while on 
Tuesdays and Saturdays," replied Joel, "but sometimes 
when the weather is very bad, he doesn't come in, I haven't 
seen him this week." 

Then came the next number of The Countryman to the 
post office, and Joel scanned it eagerly. There was the ad- 
vertisement for the boy again, exactly as it had been the 
week before. His heart sank, and he went home more dole- 
ful than he had ever been in his life. 

"I suppose he thinks Fm not old enough," he told his 
mother. 

"I was afraid of that, dear," she replied. 

But they had guessed wrongly. On Saturday forenoon 
there came a businesslike rap upon their door, and when 
Joel's mother opened it, there stood a stalwart, efficient- 
looking man with a fine, intelligent face Mr. Turner 
himself. 

"Why, how do you do, Mr. Turner!" exclaimed Mrs. 
Harris, her nerves in a flutter, for she guessed his errand. 
"Come in and sit down." 

"Your boy wrote me a letter," Mr. Turner said when 



JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 51 

they were seated, "asking for a place as apprentice to the 
printing trade." He took the letter from his pocket. 

"Yes sir, I know about it," said Mrs. Harris. 

"And you are willing for him to go into the business?" 

"I suppose I must be willing," she replied. "He's all I 
have, but we are poor, and he is so eager to go to work, 
especially in the printing business I think he prefers that 
above anything else that I must let him go." 

"I suppose you understand, Mrs. Harris," said Mr. Tur- 
ner, "that an apprentice receives no wages. I can give him 
only board and clothing, but I shall see to it that both are 
of good quality." 

"Perhaps better than he gets at home." His mother 
smiled a bit sadly. 

"As soon as he learns his trade, I can begin to pay him a 
small wage," Mr. Turner went on. 

"There is one thing I must say," Mrs. Harris interposed, 
looking bravely into Mr. Turner's eyes, for she was a 
woman of spirit. "Joel is my only child, and I must know 
that he is not living with anyone who will be a bad influ- 
ence on him. I would want him to live in your own house." 

This was a rather startling demand to be made in behalf 
of a poor boy seeking a place as apprentice. Mr. Turner 
pulled his mustache thoughtfully, and after a moment's 
hesitation, said: 

"Well, that can probably be arranged, Mrs. Harris. I 
don't mind telling you that I want your boy. I have asked 
his teachers about him, and I hear that he is one of the 
brightest lads in school. Perhaps it can be arranged." 

"It must be so," she said firmly. "It is the only condition 
upon which I can let him go." 

"All right, I will make it a promise," he agreed, "For 



52 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

the first few nights, I may have to put him to sleep at the 
home of my printer, Mr. Wilson. But Wilson's a good 
fellow, and as soon as we can get a room ready, I'll take 
Joel into my house. Is he at home? I'd like to speak to him." 

"Yes sir, he is in the garden. We are just planting our 
Irish potatoes. I'll call him." 

She did not tell Joel what was wanted, and he came in, 
all unsuspecting. When he saw Mr. Turner, his breath al- 
most left him for a moment, and his face flushed rosy red, 
all the way around to the back of his neck. Even when he 
became an old man, it did that when he was asked to meet 
admiring strangers or when he was praised in public. He 
never got over his boyhood shyness. 

But Mr. Turner tried to put him at his ease. With a 
friendly smile, he courteously arose to shake hands with 
the boy, just as if he had been a man, a piece of kindliness 
and a lesson in politeness which Joel never forgot. 

"Did you write all this letter yourself, Joel?" asked Mr. 
Turner, tapping it with his finger. 

"Y-yes s-sir," replied Joel. To ,save his life, he couldn't 
help stuttering a little in moments of excitement. 

"And so you'd like to be a printer?" 

"Y-yes sir," said Joel. "A printer at first, and then a 
writer or editor." 

Mr. Turner smiled at him, but kindly. "Pm glad to see 
that you have ambition," he said. "You're smaller and 
younger than I had expected my apprentice to be, but 
I hear that you do very well at school, and if my business is 
what you would like to go into, why, you're apt to do pretty 
well with that, too. How soon could you come out to 
Turnwold?" 

"Any time," answered JoeL 



JOEL ANSWERS A "WANT AD" 53 

"Today?" 

"Yes sir." Joel looked at his mother, and when he saw 
how her hands were trembling, how she was striving to 
hold back the tears, he began to realize fully for the first 
time what this step meant, and feared that his readiness to 
go must seem rather cruel to her. 

"He will be only nine miles away from you," said Mr. 
Turner, understanding her emotion. "I'll bring him or send 
him in to see you every now and then. It isn't as if I were 
taking him away off somewhere, into another state. Could 
you be ready in two hours?" he said, turning to Joel. 

"Yes sir." Joel knew that he could be ready much sooner 
than that. He had so little to pack. 

"My man Harbert will be coming in with a wagon in a 
day or two," said Mr. Turner. "He will bring your trunk 
out" 

When Mr. Turner was gone, Joel's mother told him to 
bring out from a closet a tiny trunk, only slightly larger 
than a modern suitcase, and in it she put his extra shirts, 
some socks, and his working clothes, for he was now dress- 
ing himself in his Sunday suit, already growing shiny at 
the seams, for the drive to the country. 

"Where are your marbles and ball?" asked his grand- 
mother. 

"I'm not going to take them," replied Joel stoutly. "I 
won't have time to play with them now, Grandma. I'll 
have to work." He had the feeling that he was putting his 
boyhood behind him. He could not foresee that he would 
have much time for play at Turnwold. 

He still had fears that his luck was too good to last. 
"Mother," said he, "suppose Mr. Turner is drafted into 
the army?" 



54 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"He won't be," she replied confidently. "He is slightly 
lame, because of a childhood illness, and he is too valuable 
where he is. He is really worth a whole company of soldiers 
to our government. He is producing large quantities of 
food on his plantation, and he has some other industries 
there, too, you know a tannery, a hat factory, a distillery, 
not to mention the printing office. Think how much 
leather the armies need for shoes, saddles, harness, and 
other things. Without men like Mr. Turner here at home, 
our soldiers could not fight." 

Grandmother went over and told the Leverettes of Joel's 
good fortune. Another neighbor, curious to know what was 
going on, came in to learn the reason for Mr. Turner's call 
and went out again to spread the news. Very soon it was 
all over town Joel Harris was going to the big plantation 
to learn to be a printer. 

All too soon Mr. Turner's buggy, drawn by a big hand- 
some gray horse, came dashing up to the gate. Joel's 
mother clutched him tightly and kissed him again and 
again. 

"G-good-by, Grandma. G-good-by, Mother," Joel said, 
trying to keep his own voice steady. "Ill come back for you 
someday." 



CHAPTER FIVE 



The New Employer 



AS HE rode away, his mother stood at the gate, wav- 

/^\ ing at him and trying to smile through her tears. 
-^- -^ Grandma waved one arm and kept the other 
comfortingly around her daughter. Joel was sorry that he 
had not time to say good-by to the postmaster and Uncle 
Bob Capers and other friends. But as they went down the 
street, they passed a group of his playmates, busy at a 
marble game. 

"Good-by!" called Joel to them. 

"Good-by! Good-by!" they cried, waving their hands. 
They had heard where he was going. Wistfully, Joel looked 
back at them and saw that their heads were again bent over 
their marble game. It hurt his feelings a little. He thought 
they should have grieved more at his departure. He had 
yet to learn that people's own affairs are most important 
of all to them. He now discovered, too, how sad a thing it 
is to leave home. All his life he was a lover of home and his 
family, and he was never quite happy when he was away 
from them. 

Mr. Turner, who was a sympathetic and observant man, 
saw how depressed the boy was, and tried to enliven him by 

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56 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

talking about the things they saw along the way, about 
trees and birds, which were favorite subjects with him. 
Presently he pointed out a log cabin by the roadside. 

"That is where the high sheriff of our county lives," said 
he. "Do you know him Colonel John B. Stith?" 

"Yes sir," replied Joel, "but I thought he lived in a big, 
fine house. I don't see how he can get in at that door 
yonder." 

"Why not?" asked Mr. Turner in surprise. 

"The way he goes on," replied Joel "I thought he'd be 
too big for that door. He is always in town talking politics, 
and he talks bigger than anybody." 

Mr. Turner shouted with laughter. "Well, that is his 
house," said he. "When you're a little older, you will find 
many people more disappointing than the high sheriff. 
I've heard of boys being too big for their breeches, but this 
is the first time I've ever heard that a man could be too 
big for his house. That's a good one on the colonel." 

He laughed again, and out of the corner of his eye he 
scanned Joel with a new interest. Evidently there was more 
to this homely, red-haired, bashful kid than one saw on the 
surface. He was a keen observer, and he had a sense of 
humor. "He'll make a fine reporter, perhaps a great editor 
someday," thought Mr. Turner. 

But after that, Joel seemed to relapse into his loneliness 
again, and Mr. Turner said, "Can you drive a horse?" 

"Yes sir," replied Joel quickly. 

"Would you like to drive Ben Bolt a while?" 

"Yes indeed," said Joel. He took the reins, glad to handle 
such a handsome, spirited animal, finer than any he had 
seen at the livery stable. But the big gray, immediately 




spirited animal 



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58 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

feeling a new and unfamiliar hand on the reins, tried to 
live up to his name by bolting. At high speed he galloped 
along the road, and had it not been almost straight and not 
very rough, there would have been danger of an accident. 
But Joel's slender arms were wiry, and he had had enough 
experience to know what to do in such a situation. Further- 
more, he was one of those rare persons who seem to have a 
close understanding of animals and an unusual knack of 
controlling them. Mr. Turner, who was familiar with Ben 
Bolt's tricks, saw that the boy knew what he was about, so 
he said nothing and did nothing to interfere. After about a 
quarter of a mile of this wild dash, Joel got the horse 
slowed down to a trot again. 

"You did that very well," said Mr. Turner. "I didn't 
know that little boys in town could drive horses." 

"Oh, some of them can," replied Joel. "Fve driven the 
livery stable horses and some others. If Ben Bolt had been 
really scared, I think I would have been scared myself, but 
he was only playing. He has been tied to the hitch rack 
a long time, and he must be getting hungry." 

"Yes, he is," said Mr. Turner, and he went on talking 
about Ben Bolt and Rob Roy, his teammate, speaking of 
them almost as if they were human. Joel often thought of 
animals in that way himself, especially since hearing Uncle 
Bob Caper's stories, and it pleased him to think that he had 
ideas in common with a grown man, especially such a man 
as Mr. Turner. 

"But you think you'd rather go into the publishing 
business than work with horses?" asked Mr* Turner after 
a while. 

"Oh, I'd much rather!" exclaimed Joel- ' 

"You like to read?" 



THE NEW EMPLOYER 59 

"Yes sir, but I can never get hold of enough things to 
read." 

"Ill see that you are supplied." Joel found himself liking 
this big, thoughtful man more and more every minute. 

"We Turners are a reading family/ 5 the publisher re- 
marked. "You might guess that from my name. My father 
christened me Joseph Addison, in honor of one of the 
greatest essayists in English literature. Addison wrote 
poems and plays, too, but he and a man named Steele wrote 
a series of essays in a little paper they called The Spectator 
and another called The Taller, which Well, that was a 
hundred and fifty years ago, and nobody has ever been 
able to equal them since. Have you read any of them?" 

"No sir, but I've heard of them." 

"You must read them sometime. I have them and many 
other books. My father had a library of four thousand 
volumes." 

"My goodness ! " exclaimed Joel. His brain was staggered 
by the thought of so many books in a private home. What 
happy hours he could spend in such a place ! 

"It was in the old family mansion, not far from where 
I live," Mr. Turner went on. "You shall see it someday 
soon. My older brother William lives there now. When my 
father died and the estate was divided, William and I took 
most of the books. I've bought many since, so I now have 
about two thousand volumes. William is even more lit- 
erary than I am; that is, he doesn't pay as much attention 
to farming as I do, and he has written a novel; got it pub- 
lished, too first in a magazine, and then in book form." 

"Is it a good story?" asked Joel. 

Mr. Turnef pursed his mouth in a funny little way. 
"Well, it's in good taste and the English is excellent," he 



60 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

said, "but I don't think Dickens and Thackeray will need 
to worry about their laurels. But don't you tell Mr. William 
that I said that/' he added, turning on Joel suddenly. "I'll 
skin you alive if you do." 

Joel laughed heartily at the mock threat. 

"I've written everything imaginable myself/' Mr. Turner 
continued, "even short stories. A young fellow sometimes 
tries several things before he finds out what he wants. I've 
always wanted to do something with books. I taught school 
for a year when I was a very young man. Then I studied 
law and I've practiced at it, off and on, ever since. But to 
be honest with you, Joe, I think lawyers are a nuisance." 

Joel saw that he was going to enjoy his friendship with 
this humorous, original man. 

"I mean it!" affirmed Mr. Turner. "One trouble with 
the South is that too many of our brightest men have gone 
into politics, instead of producing something. That is one 
thing that helped me to decide that I ought to settle down 
here on the land. When my father died, I could not endure 
the thought of seeing this big, fertile plantation passing 
out of the family or being allowed to go to rack and ruin. 
So here I am but still tinkering with literature. You 
probably don't know that this is the fifth time I have tried 
to be a publisher." 

"No sir." 

"It's a fact. Fourteen years ago I was much younger 
then, you see, and hadn't the experience that I have now 
I started a magazine which I called Turner's Monthly, 
and issued just three numbers of it." 

"Why didn't you print any more?" Joel wondered. 

"Because people just wouldn't read the thing," replied 
Mr. Turner, so solemnly that Joel smiled in spite of him- 



THE NEW EMPLOYER 61 

self, "and it seemed to me that a publisher must sell a few 
copies of a magazine if he wanted to keep going. The sec- 
ond one I tried turned out still worse. I issued just one 
number! Then I tried a weekly, the Independent Press, 
while I was practicing law regularly in Eatonton, but I was 
too busy with the law to keep it going. 

"Two years ago, I launched another magazine, a quar- 
terly called The Plantation, just to defend our slavery sys- 
tem against Northern attack upon it. Then the war came on 
and made this unnecessary, so I dropped it. Now I believe I 
have started a sheet which has a better chance to survive 
than any of the others. Don't you think so?" 

"Oh yes, I do!" exclaimed Joel. "I think it's the most 
interesting paper I have ever seen." His enthusiasm was so 
genuine that Mr. Turner could not but be gratified. 

The sun had set, a ball of fire among dark, red-edged 
clouds, and darkness fell quickly, as it does in the South. 
The heavy clouds rolled up and covered the stars, so that 
Joel could no longer see the road. 

"I can't see where I am going," he said, "and if the road 
forks, I wouldn't know it." 

"Don't worry about that," advised Mr. Turner. "Just let 
Ben have his way. He can see in the darkness when we 
can't, and he knows the road home even better than I do." 

It grew much colder, and Joel hoped they would reach 
Turnwold soon. Ben Bolt trotted on confidently. Presently 
he slowed up to a walk, and they went down a steep slope. 
Joel could see that there were forests on each side, and the 
darkness was blacker than ever. Suddenly Ben was splash- 
ing through water, and the buggy was bouncing over large 
pebbles on th bed of a stream. 

"This is Crooked Creek," said Mr. Turner. "When you 



62 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

see it by daylight, you will know how it got its name." 

Ben climbed another grade on the other side of the 
creek, reached level ground, and broke into a trot again, 
this time faster than before. 

"Level road now, and on the home stretch," said Mr. 
Turner. "He is thinking of that comfortable stall and his 
supper. 

"For three or four days," he said, after a pause, "I am 
going to let you sleep and board with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. 
Mr. Wilson is my printer; has charge of the shop where 
you will work, and lives near it. He is an Irishman and a 
quaint character; an amateur actor or thinks he is. He'll 
spout Shakespeare at you by the hour, if you'll let him. 
Pretty good singer, too. Mrs. Wilson is a fine housekeeper, 
and I think you will be comfortable there, and have a good 
time, too." 

Ben again slowed his pace to a walk, turned aside and 
stopped. Joel could just dimly see a gap in the trees in front 
of him. Someone was evidently awaiting their arrival, for 
he heard the clank of a chain, and then the creak of a big 
gate being opened. 

"Is that you, Harbert?" called Mr. Turner. 

"Yas, Marster," answered a Negro's voice. 

"As soon as we get to the house," said Mr. Turner, as 
Ben started walking through the gate without waiting for 
instructions, "I want you to take Mr. Harris here over to 
Mr. Wilson's place." 

"Yassir." 

"Welcome to Turnwold, Joel," said the planter as he 
climbed out of the buggy. "I hope the Wilsons will make 
things comfortable for you, and I think they will. Good 
night." 



THE NEW EMPLOYER 63 

"Good night, sir." 

The old Negro climbed into the buggy in Mr. Turner's 
place and took the reins. Joel could not imagine how they 
found their way in the darkness, but they went through 
another gate and apparently along a lane and among some 
trees until they saw a light gleaming from a window. As 
they drew up in front of the house, Harbert, in the musical 
voice which seems to be a peculiar gift of the colored race, 
called out, "Hello ! " (This is the old-time way of announc- 
ing your arrival by vehicle in the country.) 

Instantly there was a muffled reply from inside the 
cottage, the door was flung open, and a man came strid- 
ing out. 

"Ah, and it's the young man," said Mr. Wilson, for this 
was he. "Jump right down, Mr. Harris, and come in to the 
warmth of the fire. Have you any baggage?" 

'Ts gittin' it, Mr. Wilson," said Harbert. "I'll bring 



it in." 



The bulky figure of a woman was now framed in the 
light of the doorway. "Come on in, lad," said her motherly 
voice. "I've got your supper ready and kept hot on the 
hearth for ye." 

Joel, though warmed by the kindliness of their welcome, 
yet stumbled into the house, blushing and ill at ease, as he 
always was in the presence of strangers. And thus he en- 
tered into what was for him a new world. 



CHAPTER SIX 



The Young Printer 



NOW, when a man goes into the printing busi- 
ness," said Mr. Wilson next morning, as they 
entered the little wooden building where The 
Countryman was published, "he usually starts as the divil. 
D'ye know what that means?" 

"I don't believe I do," said Joel 

"Well, the divil is the feller who washes the type after 
it's been used, and does chores around the shop. But don't 
feel bad about that. We'll have you setting type before long. 
I had old Aunt Dilsey make ye an apron yesterday, for 
printer's ink is sticky stuff, ye see, and ye can't afford to 
get it on yer clothes. Let's put it on." 

He hung the loop over Joel's head, tied the waist strings 
behind him, and stepped back with his hand at his chin to 
survey the result. The apron came down almost to Joel's 
toes. 

"We didn't think ye would be quite so so young," said 
Mr. Wilson, apologetically, "and so she made it a wee bit 
long. But no matter, it isn't quite long enough for ye to 
step on, anyhow. I'll have it shortened tonight. 

"Now, here on this stone table," he continued, leading 

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THE YOUNG PRINTER 65 

the way to it, "lies the type from which this week's Coun- 
tryman was printed. Ye see, it's in what we call a form. 
The first thing for ye to do is to wash the ink off it with 
this solution of lye and water. I'll show ye how to mix the 
stuff later. Then we'll be ready to distribute the type back 
in the cases." 

It must be remembered that in those days there were no 
typesetting machines as there are now. All type for print- 
ing must be set by hand; each tiny letter picked out of a 
series of little boxes and set in line. 

Joel looked at the black, dingy mass of metal and was 
thrilled to think that this had created the interesting paper 
which he had read only two or three days ago. Even the 
pungent odor of the ink was fascinating. Slowly he read 
two or three of the remembered sentences; slowly, because 
he must read upside down, from left to right, instead of 
in the usual way. From that moment to the end of his life, 
the smell of printer's ink was always a homelike and pleas- 
ant fragrance to him, as it is to all real newspapermen. 

He began to wash the type, while Mr. Wilson, busy at 
something else, sang in a powerful baritone voice: 

"Believe me, if all those endearing young charms 

Which I gaze on so fondly to-day, 
Were to change by to-morrow, and fleet in my arms 
Like fairy gifts fading away. . . ." 

He made his voice quiver mournfully in the pathetic 
passages. 

"Ah, Tom Moore's the gr-rand poet," he exclaimed, 
when he 4iad completed the song. "Have ye ever read his 
writings, Joel?" 



66 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"No sir," said Joel. "Is he the one who wrote that song, 
'Come Ye Disconsolate/ that they sing in church some- 
times? I notice the hymn book says it's by Thomas Moore." 

"The very one!" affirmed Mr. Wilson. 

"I think that's a beautiful song/ 'said Joel. 

"No finer ever written," agreed Mr. Wilson. "Ye must 
read all his poems, me boy. Your education isn't complete 
wit'out them. Now you'd better bring in an armful of 
wood and chunk that fire a bit." 

"A part of your job," he went on, when Joel had brought 
the wood and put two sticks of it into the sheet-iron stove, 
"will be to bring wood, keep up the fire, clean the ashes 
out of the stove ivery day or two and sweep the floor 
well, say, two or three times a week. Of course, sweeping 
the floor is jist putting on airs, for nobody but women iver 
ixpects a print shop to be clean. But me wife or Mrs. Turner 
is liable to drop in once in a while, and the mere con- 
timptuous way they look about the place is enough to 
make a man's flesh creep. So we'll have to sweep out now 
and thin, jist for the sake of our peace of mind. 

"Now, I'll show ye how to distribute," he said, when 
the type was fairly dry. "Here's a box for ye to stand on. 
See this big tray we call it a case all partitioned off in 
little square boxes? Well, each one of those little squares 
contains a letter or figure. This one has all the tfs in it, this 
one all the b's . . ." And so he went on, all through the 
alphabet. "And here are the figures i y 2, 3 . . " he went 
on, touching the compartments with his fingertip. "And 
this case up above the other contains the capital letters 
A, B, C, D, and so on. You see why we printers always call 
the small letters 'lower case.' My, my! It's a long reach 




"A part of^your job" he 



be to *& ** f" *>*** 



68 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

for ye up to that upper case. I'll have to get ye a bigger 
box to stand on." 

He searched for one and dropped it before the cases. 
"Now, look at ivery letter carefully/' he directed, "before 
you throw it into the case. Miny of the errors in print are 
made because the type is badly distributed, and whin the 
printer goes to set type again and reaches into the a box, he 
gets a q instid. Ye know what the immortal Shakespeare 
said of errors: *O, hateful Error, Melancholy's child!' And 
there niver was a truer word spoken." 

Joel soon became deeply interested in the task of dis- 
tribution, and did very well with it. In an hour or so, Mr. 
Turner dropped in, asking genially, "How is our young 
printer getting along?" and bringing several sheets of 
manuscript which he handed to Mr. Wilson. "For next 
week's paper," he said. He stayed a few minutes, talking 
to the two, then mounted his horse and rode out into the 
fields. Spring planting of crops was going on, and every- 
body was busy. 

"There are a hundred and twenty slaves on the planta- 
tion," Mr. Wilson told Joel, "and those of thim who are 
not farmers or experts wit' cattle, horses, or hogs, know 
some other trade. There are tanners, carpenters, cobblers, 
blacksmiths, and masons. Many of the women can spin 
cotton and wool into thread and dye it, knit stockings, 
weave cloth and carpet, make clothes for the Negro men, 
women, and children, make butter and do a lot of other 
things." 

They closed the shop at six o'clock and went home for 
supper. At the table, Mr. Wilson, who loved to talk, enter- 
tained Joel with a sketch of his own life, telling of his birth 
and boyhood in Belfast, a big manufacturing city in 



THE YOUNG PRINTER 69 

northern Ireland, how he was brought to America when 
he was a boy, and had been nearly all over the United 
States since then, sometimes actually as a tramp. He had 
learned the printer's trade in early youth, but a longing to 
go on the stage and a love of wandering kept him from 
working at his trade as he should have. 

"I wint to California eleven years ago," he said. "That 
was jist after the first big wave of the Gold Rush, ye know. 
I rode part of the way on a wagon and walked part of the 
way over the Rocky Mountains. I worked in newspaper 
offices in San Francisco and the mining camps, and now 
and thin I acted in the theaters. I'd have ye know, young sir, 
that I acted out there wit' the great Junius Brutus Booth." 

"As the Second Grave Digger in Hamlet," said Mrs. 
Wilson, winking at Joel. 

"Woman, do not deceive the lad," exclaimed Mr. 
Wilson, "I played more important parts than that. I was 
Earl Rivers to his Richard the Third. Ye see," he explained 
to Joel, "whin a great actor like Booth travels around, espe- 
cially to a far place like California, he takes no troupe of 
his own wit' him. There's a company of actors in the 
theaters in every big city to play all the lesser parts. At 
least, that used to be the case. They're beginning to take 
more actors with thim now whin they travel. 

"Well, whin Booth left California, I was dissatisfied, and 
I followed him back to New Orleans. Worked me way on 
a ship down to Panama. They had jist got the railroad 
finished across the Isthmus then; before that time, ye had 
to ride across it on muleback or walk. Well, I got up to 
New Orleans on a tramp schooner, and Mr. Booth remim- 
bered me. 4 Yes sir, he renumbered me well." Mr. Wilson 
was pathetically proud of that. "But they had a good com- 



70 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

pany of actors in New Orleans, and I could only get the 
part of Seyton in Macbeth. But ah!" He shook his finger 
in air at Joel. "As Seyton I gave him the cue for one of 
the grandest speeches in all the immortal bard's works. 
It's in the last act, d'ye mind, when the inemy troops are 
approaching, and Macbeth is very near his end." 

Mr. Wilson sprang up from the table, ran to a closet 
and got his wife's mantilla, a sort of long cloak or cape, 
tossed it over his back, brought one corner of it up across 
his chest and threw it over his shoulder in the old tragic 
style. Mrs. Wilson was protesting: "Pack of nonsense!" 
But he paid no attention to her. 

"Macbeth," Mr. Wilson said to Joel, "is alone in a room 
of his palace when Seyton (that was me) comes in and 
says, The queen, me lord, is dead.' At that, Booth, as Mac- 
beth, seemed to turn to stone; you could jist feel him' 
growing cold. As if he hardly knew what he was saying, 
he muttered but that wonderful voice of his carried to 
the very back seats; 

" 'She should have died hereafter; 
There would have been a time for such a word.' " 

Mr. Wilson's own voice deepened as he imitated the great 
tragedian, and Joel listened with a growing fascination. 

"Macbeth was beginning to see," Mr. Wilson went on, 
"that his own doom was at hand; and wit' his eyes fixed 
on distance he then utters that matchless soliloquy, one of 
the greatest passages in all literature: 

** 'Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow^ 
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, 



THE YOUNG PRINTER 71 

To the last syllable of recorded time; 
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools 
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! 
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player 
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage 
And then is heard no more; it is a tale 
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, 
Signifying nothing/ " 

Joel felt his skin prickle, his nerves tingle to his finger- 
tips as he listened to these lines which the world has ad- 
mired for three hundred years. He forgot Mr. Turner's 
joking remarks about Wilson's acting. The beauty and 
grandeur of the language, spoken not at all badly by this 
humble would-be actor, gave the boy for the first time an 
inkling of how wonderful a thing great drama may be 
when well presented on the stage. 

"I felt as if I had a hand in that speech," said Mr. Wilson, 
putting the mantilla away and sitting down to eat his pie, 
"for he couldn't have spoken it if I hadn't told him the 
news about the queen. I hoped that I could act wit' Booth 
again, but he died on a Mississippi River steamboat, jist 
after leaving New Orleans. That was nine year ago last 
Novimber. Tom Moore had died only a few months before. 
It was a sad year for the arts." 

He continued talking after supper, telling of his travels, 
while Joel eagerly drank in every word. The memories of 
this tramp printer and cheap actor, who nevertheless had 
an understanding of great thought and a love of beauty, 
opened for the boy the gates of another new world that 
world outside his own little county, of which he had read 
much, but which these stories seemed to make ten times 



72 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

more real. But the evening was not all talk. Mr. Wilson 
sang "The Last Rose o Summer" and other ballads, the 
majority of them Irish, though among them was one 
beginning, "Who is Sylvia?" 

"That is from The Two Gintlemen of Verona'' he told 
Joel. "I was once one of the serenaders who sang it in the 
Chatham Theatre in New York." 

Finally, he took two books from a shelf. "These are some 
of Tom Moore's poems," said he, "but ye won't have time 
to read thim tonight, if we are to be up at half -past five in 
the morning. Another evening I won't talk ye to death; I'll 
let ye read a bit." 

For the first few days, Joel was so busy with the task of 
learning the printer's trade that he had few idle moments. 
After he had distributed the type from this week's edition, 
Mr. Wilson said, "Now suppose ye learn composition 
that's what we call typesetting, ye know. Let's see you set 
up this line, The Confederate States of America.' Here's 
what we call a stick " And he handed Joel a metal holder 
which was just the width of a newspaper column and 
showed him how to place the type in it and how to put 
spaces between the words. 

"Now, don't ask me any quistions," said he. "Jist pick 
out the type for yerself." And he went across the room and 
busied himself with something else. 

Joel worked for twenty minutes, and finally said, "Here 
it is, Mr. Wilson." 

The printer looked at the line of type, put it between 

two pieces of metal on the stone table, and tied a string 

around it all to hold it together. Then he lightly ran a 

roller covered with ink over the type, laid a pi?ce of paper 

, over it and took a proof of it. He showed the paper to 



THE YOUNG PRINTER 73 

Joel, who blushed as red as a poppy when he saw it. This 
is the way it appeared: 

The Conjedrate Stale sof america. 

"Not bad for a first attimpt," said Mr. Wilson. "Ye need 
another e in Confederate, and letters ought to be right 
side up " 

"I know," said Joel, "but those tall letters fool me some- 
times, and I clean forgot about that capital A in America. 
I'll do better next time." 

He continued practicing until in a few days he could 
compose fairly well. Mr. Turner brought in more copy for 
the next week's issue, and by Friday morning they had the 
type all set for it. When the last letter was in place, the 
type locked up in the forms, Mr. Wilson began inking his 
roller to take proofs, and burst into song: 

"The harp that once through Tara's halls 

The soul of music shed, 
Now hangs as mute on Tara's walls 
As if that soul were fled. . . . 

"Ah, there's nothing like a nice, sad song to sing when 
ye're happy!" he said, grinning at Joel. "Tom Moore, true 
Irishman that he was, the happiest of men, yet wrote a 
thousand sweetly sad poems. There's one that comes to me 
mind many a time, and means much to a rover like me. 
You'll begin to understand it, too, Joel, now that ye've left 
home. It starts like this." He paused, his right hand leaning 
on the roller handle, while he gestured with his left: 

/'As slow our ship her foamy track 
Against the wind was cleaving. 



74 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Her trimbling pinnant still looked back 

To that dear Isle 'twas leaving. 
So loth we part from all we love, 

From all the links that bind us, 
So turn our hearts as on we rove, 

To those we've left behind us." 

True enough, the recitation brought a lump into Joel's 
throat as he thought of his mother back there in Eatonton. 
The warm-hearted Irishman, seeing how near the tears 
were to his eyes, was seized with remorse. 

"I didn't mane to make ye unhappy, me lad," he said. 
"Come, let's be gay!" He whistled a jig and did a little 
shuffle with his feet, bringing back a smile to his young 
helper's countenance. 

Presently, Joel was sent over to the Turner residence 
with the proofs. It was the first time he had seen the place 
by daylight. It was just a big, plain, weatherboarded farm- 
house, but it had an attractive setting. A row of tall, pointed 
cedars screened it from the main road, and in them mock- 
ing birds and other songsters nested. At some distance 
back of the house was a great, scattering grove of trees, 
among which were the Negro cabins quite a village of 
them. 

A pack of five rather small hounds, something like 
beagles, came galloping toward him, barking and woofing 
as he neared the house, but Joel, who understood dogs 
pretty well, soon saw that they were not vicious; in fact 
they were very good-natured too much so, Mrs. Turner 
declared, to be worth their salt, though Mr. Turner strenu- 
ously denied this. 

"They are harriers," Mr. Turner said to Joel. "We have 



THE YOUNG PRINTER 75 

rabbit chases here sometimes, and you shall join in the fun 
with us when we do." He introduced Mrs. Turner and the 
children, some of whom had already come out to the print- 
ing shop and made friends with Joel. 

"Tomorrow you move in here with us," said Mrs. 
Turner. "I'll show you your room." 

It was a pleasant room on the second floor, so comfort- 
ably furnished that it seemed magnificent to poor Joel, 
who was not accustomed to such luxury. 

On Monday the printing of The Countryman began. 

"Our equipment is not of the best," complained Mr. 
Wilson to Joel. "The boss bought the whole outfit type, 
press, cases and all from a busted newspaper down the 
state somewhere. We are short of leads, and all the type 
foundries are in the North, so where are we to buy any? 
The boss is beggin' other publishers for some now." 

He showed Joel a notice in the paper: 

Will not some good brother printer sell me, as a special 
favor, a few pounds of leads, 18 em, long primer, 6 to pica? 
You can't tell how grateful such a favor would make me. 

There was only a hand press, and this made the printing 
a laborious task. Most newspapers, however, were printed 
on hand-operated presses in those days. The form of type 
was laid on what was called the bed of the press, and the 
ink roller was passed across it until the type was well 
inked. Then a sheet of damp paper was laid over it, and it 
was slid under the platen, a large, flat metal plate which 
came down and pressed the paper against the type. To 
make it do this, the printer jbad to pull hard on a big 



76 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

wooden handle which stuck out from the press. This task 
required too much strength for JoePs small body, and Mr. 
Wilson had to do it putting one foot against the wall 
when he pulled the lever, to get more pressure. 

"Our subscription list is increasin* so fast/' he told Joel, 
"that I must have help on this job before long." 

Indeed, the people in Putnam County liked The Coun- 
tryman so much that new subscriptions were coming in 
from them every week, and many from outside the county 
followed them. Presently Mr. Turner ordered a stalwart 
Negro named Cupid to come in each week and help work 
the press. Joel enjoyed having Cupid in the shop because 
of his funny remarks and because he rolled his eyes and 
grunted loudly every time he pulled the lever, pretending 
that the work was so much harder than it really was 
for him. 

The paper eventually had a circulation of 2,000 copies, 
and was being read all over Georgia and even in the neigh- 
boring states. Before that point was reached, Mr. Turner 
had taken on a young man of the neighborhood named 
Jim Harrison who played a large part in JoePs later life 
and everybody, including the boss, had to work two days, 
far into the night, to get all the papers printed and 
addressed. 



CHAPTER SEVEN 



The First Time in Print 



"X ESPITE the friendliness of those around him, Joel, 
jj far from his mother and from the friends who 
were all he had ever known, had his lonely hours 



for a while after going to Turnwold, and would have had 
more of them had there not been so much of interest to 
see and do on the great plantation, especially among its 
many kinds of wild life. As he worked, he heard squirrels 
scampering on the roof of the shop and blue jays cracking 
their acorns there. Once he looked up from his type case 
just in time to see a red fox cross the path leading into the 
woods, pause a moment with one forepaw in air to look 
toward the shop, and sniff the breeze, then vanish. As Joel 
remembered it in after years: 

It was a great and saving experience. It was just lonely 
enough to bring me face to face with myself, and yet not 
lonely enough to breed melancholy. I used to sit in the dusk 
and see the shadows of all the great problems of life flitting 
about, restless and uneasy, and I had time to think about 
them. What some people call loneliness was to me a great 
blessing, and the printer's trade, so far as I learned it, was 
in the nature of a liberal education. 

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78 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

One of the most absorbing spectacles of that first spring 
was the building of a nest by a pair of partridges in last 
year's tall feed grass quite near the shop. Joel could not 
continue work for watching them until the job was 
complete. 

First, they bent long grass over from each side until 
they made a tunnel three or four feet long. Then Mrs. 
Partridge went through it to the closed end and began to 
scratch and flutter, hollowing out a nest for herself. This 
disarranged the archway of grass, and Mr. Partridge re- 
built it carefully over her until she was completely con- 
cealed. Now and then he would walk away a few steps and 
look back at the nest. If his sharp eyes could see anything 
suspicious, he would return and weave the grass more 
closely together. Finally Mrs. Partridge came outside, they 
consulted over it with queer little duckings, and decided 
that the job was well done. As Joel wrote of himself years 
later: 

Joe found it very difficult to discover the nest when he 
went out of the office, so deftly was it concealed; and he 
would have been compelled to hunt for it very carefully 
but for the fact that when Mrs. Partridge found herself 
disturbed, she rushed from the little grass tunnel and threw 
herself at Joe's feet, fluttering around as if desperately 
wounded, and uttering strange little cries of distress. Once 
she actually touched his feet with her wings; but when he 
stooped to pick her up, she managed to flutter off, just out 
of reach of his hand. Joe followed her for some distance, 
and he discovered that the farther she led him away from 
the nest, the more her condition improved, until fiijally, she 
ran off into the sedge and disappeared. 



THE FIRST TIME IN PRINT 79 

Joe was never able to find anyone to tell him how Mrs. 
Partridge knew what kind of antics a badly wounded bird 
would cut up. 

Those first few evenings at Wilson's were lively, for 
the vivacious Irishman was either telling stories of his 
wanderings and his theatrical experiences, or throwing his 
wife's mantilla about him to recite Hamlet's soliloquy, or 
drawing his head down between his shoulders to snarl 
out Richard Ill's last rantings, or stuffing a pillow under 
his clothes to play Falstaff, or roaring out some ballad or 
other, so that Joel found it hard to steal an hour of quiet 
to read or to write to his mother. After he moved into the 
Turner home, his evenings were his own if he wanted them 
to be, and he was still so bashful in the presence of the 
family that he spent nearly all of them in his own room. 

As he mastered his work at the shop, he found that 
except for the days when the paper went to press, he had 
many leisure hours when he might do just what he pleased, 
and those, when the weather was fine, he occupied in out- 
door activities which became more and more varied 
rambling through woods and fields, getting better ac- 
quainted with the wild things which lived among them, 
and later hunting, fishing, and trapping. He went over 
to look at the old Turner mansion, the former home of his 
employer's father, and lately the place where his bachelor 
brother William lived with his mother and widowed sister, 
Mrs. Hubert. The latter saw Joel walking in the grounds, 
and was very cordial. 

"So this is young Mr. Harris," she exclaimed, shaking 
hands with the blushing boy. "I've been hearing of how 
fast you are learning the printing business. That's a fine 



80 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

little paper you are getting out over there, and I'm sure it 
will be a success. 5 ' 

She continued talking hospitably, showing Joel through 
the grounds. The handsome frame mansion, built in 
Colonial style, had a curving hedge of boxwood in front 
of it which scented the air. At one side was the family 
burying ground, enclosed by an iron fence. There were 
forests of splendid trees here, as at Turnwold, but Joel saw 
that Mr. William's farm was not as well kept as his 
brother's. 

"My father was a great lover of trees," explained Mrs. 
Hubert. "He planted more trees than he cut down, and my 
brother Joseph is doing the same thing. That big grove of 
oaks and hickories between our two homes is the nesting 
place of many hawks, and the Negroes complain that they 
catch too many of our chickens. But as my brother says, 
you can grow a chicken in a few weeks, but it takes at least 
half a century to make a real tree, and of course he is right." 

Joel found that Mr. Joseph Turner knew a great deal 
about forestry and botany; in fact, he loaned Joel books on 
those subjects and taught him much about them. Each 
spring he kept in a notebook the dates when he saw or 
heard the first migratory birds that came up from the 
South, and he would publish lists of these in The Country- 
man, as, for example: 

Tues. 8th April. Heard the first Martin (hirundo fur- 
purea), also the first swallow (hirundo pelasgia). 

Thurs. 10th. Saw the first bee martin (musicapa 
tyrannus). 

Wed. 16th. Heard the first whippoorwill (caprimulgus 
vodjerus). 



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And so on. Mrs. Turner was also a nature lover, and had 
a wonderful flower garden. She showed Joel through it, 
calling his attention especially to a large section which was 
devoted entirely to wild flowers. It is no wonder that he 
knew so much about nature through the rest of his life. 
He had a natural love for it, and he had teachers who made 
him love it the more. 

When Joel brought the proofs of the paper to Mr. Turner 
each week, he was usually received in the library, which to 
him was the most wonderful thing on the plantation. The 
books almost covered three sides of a big room. It was easy 
to see how happy Mr. Turner was among them. During 
Joel's second or third visit, the editor took him on a tour of 
the shelves, pointing out the various authors. 

"Here are The Spectator and The Tatler, which I told 
you about. Here are other eighteenth-century writers 

Fielding, Swift, Smollett, Goldsmith Here are Gibbon's 

Roman Empire, histories of England by Macaulay and 
Hume . . . Irving, Fenimore Cooper's novels, Scott, Hugo 
. . . Dickens and Thackeray but I haven't been able to 
get their very latest books, because of the war. Here are 
the poets Shakespeare, Byron, Burns, Shelley, Keats, 
Wordsworth, Milton, Tasso; some American ones, too 
Mr. Bryant, that New York editor; Professor Longfellow 
up at Harvard, who writes some very good things; a young 
Massachusetts Quaker named Whittier; our Southern 
poets, Paul Hamilton Hayne and Henry Timrod . . ." 

Joel's eyes glistened at the sight of such a treasure house 
of reading, such an array of handsome volumes, for many 
of them were finely bound in leather, and some of them 
real book .collectors' treasures. 

"And here is our Southern novelist, William Gilmore 



82 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Simms, whom you ought to read," continued Mr. Turner. 

"I've read most of his books/' said Joel 

Mr. Turner, somewhat surprised, turned to the shelves 
again. "I'll lend you some books from time to time, if 
youll take good care of them," said he. 

"Oh, I certainly won't do that, sir," exclaimed Joel. 

"Now, let's see " Mr. Turner looked along the shelves. 
"Here are Grimm's Tales' 

"I've read those," Joel told him. 

"Sandjord and Merton " 

"I've read that, too," said Joel. "Please, Mr. Turner, I'd 
like to have a volume of The Spectator or Macbeth; I've 
never read either of them." 

His employer stared at him in surprise, then took two 
volumes from the shelves and handed them to him. "You 
may not understand it all," said he, "but I think you will 
get far more of it than most boys of your age." 

After that, Joel was a frequent borrower from the library, 
with Mr. Turner either suggesting books for him to read 
or trying to give him what he wanted. He never ventured 
to go into the library alone. He was still too much in awe 
of the great collection and of Mr. Turner to go in and 
make himself at home there. 

The fine mind concealed behind that freckle-faced, 
awkward, bashful exterior was evidently a source of won- 
der and interest to Mr. Turner, and he did everything he 
could to help Joel develop his talent. The young apprentice 
stole a march on him and secretly began displaying his 
ability before the employer realized it. This is how it 
happened: 

The prospectus of The Countryman, as Mr. Turner 
wrote it, declared that 



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This paper is a complete cyclopedia of the History of the 
Times The War News Agriculture, stock-raising 
Field-Sports Wit Humor Anecdote Tales 
Philosophy Morals Poetry Politics Art Science 

Useful recipes Money and Market Matters Literature 

Genl. Miscellany. . . . 

This was a tremendous program for a small, four-page 
sheet, and Mr. Turner was being rather whimsical when 
he wrote it. He gave Joel a somewhat different picture. 

"Of course, I can't pretend that this is a newspaper," 
he said. "On the other hand, we mustn't publish some- 
thing that's dull and prosy. I just want it to be a pleasant 
and instructive companion for the leisure hour, a paper 
that will talk a little about something besides the war. 

"But of course I can't ignore the war. I touch upon the 
political situation every week. My brother William writes 
a weekly letter from the front, and sometimes there are 
others. But I also try to write something of a literary sort 
every week, or publish a good poem. 

"Much of our philosophy and wit must be handed out 
in very small packages what we call fillers. You have 
noticed that the leading articles in newspapers cannot al- 
ways be made to fit the space. There are little blank nooks 
at the bottom of the columns, which must be filled with 
short items or squibs of some sort or other. Most editors 
clip stuff from one another's papers to fill these crannies, 
but I like to give The Countryman a bit of a classical tone, 
so I have three books from which to lift short items. Here 
they are Lacon, The Percy Anecdotes, and Rochefou- 
cauld's Maxims. 

"Now, I am going to give you the task of selecting next 



84 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

week's fillers, and see how you get along with it. Count 
words and pick out something strong, brilliant, or inter- 
esting that will fill the space. You may have to prune it a 
little, but don't spoil a good sentence." 

Joel enjoyed this new task greatly, finding much of in- 
terest in the three books through which he browsed. Mr. 
Turner sometimes criticized his selections, but for the most 
part was well satisfied. There might be only one or two 
or three small fillers needed in a week's paper, but some- 
times there was a space of a hundred words or so to be 
covered. 

It wasn't long before Joel's mind began to itch with a 
desire to write something of his own for those spaces. He 
thought of so many things that he could say ! Finally he 
jotted down several short items comments upon events in 
history and literature and one week when there was a 
space into which one of them would fit, he ventured to put 
it into type. 

He watched Mr. Turner's face anxiously as he glanced 
over the proofs now suddenly ridden by a fear that if he 
were found out, he might be discharged and sent back 
home. But the editor seemed to notice nothing wrong. 
Not until the paper was on the press did Joel breathe freely. 
How exciting it was to have fooled this wise man so com- 
pletely! And next there came the supreme joy of seeing 
his own words in type for the first time even though the 
readers of the paper did not know that they were his. In 
fact, Joel liked it better that way. For a long time after he 
began writing, he was so timid that he begged editors not 
to attach his name to anything they published. 

More and more frequently he filled a space in The Coun- 
tryman with a paragraph of his own, until at length he was 



THE FIRST TIME IN PRINT 85 

drawing very little from the three books. He never wrote 
these items with pen or pencil just composed them in 
type as he stood at the case. Thus no incriminating evi- 
dence was left lying around. He thought he was being very 
sly, and that Mr. Turner suspected nothing, but afterward 
he remembered a certain wise look which began to come 
to his employer's face, the hint of a smile about the corners 
of his mouth as he looked over the proofs omens which 
should have signaled to the young scribe that he might have 
fooled the boss for a little while at the start, but he couldn't 
fool him long. 

Only now and then was one of the fillers rejected. And 
what an honor it was to have one's writing in a paper 
which was admired by the best minds all over the South, 
and which was quoted from almost every week by other 
newspapers ! 

Joel had brought the old scrapbook with him to Turn- 
wold, and continued to scribble in it poems, stories, essays. 
He had now begun really to look forward to a literary 
career. "Just wait, Mother," he had said more than once 
before leaving home. "I'll write stories myself someday." 
What he meant was, "Write and get them published." 
Now at last, when he had been working on the paper for 
nearly six months, his success with the anonymous para- 
graphs emboldened him. He copied what he thought was 
one of his best essays on sheets of paper, intending to hand 
it to Mr. Turner for his approval at their next meeting. 

But when the editor came to the shop the very next day, 
Joel could not screw up his courage to the point of show- 
ing the piece to him. He went to the house a day or two 
after that^ with the manuscript in his pocket, sat there 
tongue-tied, and came away without ever having mentioned 



86 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

it. Finally he signed his favorite pseudonym, "Marlowe," 
to it, set it up in type, and handed the proof and the manu- 
script to Mr. Turner with fingers that shook a little. 

Editors in those days almost never wrote letters to 
would-be contributors. They simply answered them 
through the columns of the paper or magazine: "W.B.K.'s 
poem shows traces of talent, but needs more polishing be- 
fore we can use it"; "Arabella C. your manuscript is too 
absurd for words to describe" things like that. 

Mr. Turner pursued the same plan. Within an hour he 
came out to the shop, handed Joel the proofs and manu- 
script, and went away without a word. Joel found that his 
own article had been approved, but there was a new piece 
of copy for him to set up. It read: 

Marlowe 

The article over the signature of Marlowe is published, 
not because it is entirely up to the standard of The Country- 
man, but because, being the production of a young man not 
high in his teens, it evinces promise of what he may do if 
he will. If he will be laborious and careful in the composi- 
tion and elaboration of his articles, and do his best every 
time, I will continue to publish for him. But should he 
become careless in his composition, I will close the columns 
of this journal against him. In after life he will thank me 
for being very rigid with his productions. 

Joel read the item through rather dizzily, then put it in 
the next week's paper. In after years he laughed over the 
absurdity of all this; he pretending to Mr. Turner that 
"Marlowe" was an anonymous, unknown persop, and Mr. 



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Turner taking the cue and pretending that he did not 
know that "Marlowe" was working in his own shop and 
eating at his table. 

But Joe took the stern warnings of Mr. Turner very 
seriously, and labored hard to improve his writing. The 
odd thing is that the first item in the paper to which he 
signed his own name was a recipe for making black ink. 
This happened just a few weeks after the Marlowe episode. 
The item was written as if from a correspondent. It ad- 
dressed the editor as "Mr. Countryman" and said that the 
ink recipe "might be valuable to your readers owing to the 
scarcity of the fluid/' and the signature was "J. C. Harris." 

What a marvelous thing it was to see his own name in 
print! It made him happy, yet made him shiver with the 
responsibility of it. But it gave him a little more courage. 
Within a few days he wrote out another essay, this one 
entitled "Grumblers," and pretending to be taken from an 
ancient Arabic book entitled Tdlmenow Isitsoornot. He 
signed his name to it "J. C. Harris," sought Mr. Turner in 
the library, and blushing from top to toe, he brought it 
forth with a trembling hand. 

"M-M-Mr. T-Turner," he quavered, "h-h-here's a p-piece 
I've written a I I thought it m-might be g-good 
enough m-maybe you'd read it a I mean for the 
p-paper. . . ." 

Mr. Turner, true gentleman that he was, did not even 
smile. "Thank you, Joel," he said gravely, accepting the 
paper. "I'll read it as soon as possible." No sooner had he 
left the house than Joel became convinced that the essay 
was probably the most terrible thing ever written, and that 
he was the most stupid and presumptuous fellow living, to 



88 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

think that he could get such stuff into print. Mr. Turner 
would laugh at it, he would come back and hurl it at the 
idiotic author's head. 

But not so ! At his very next call at the shop, Mr. Turner 
said, as soon as he entered, "That's a very good piece, Joel. 
I've decided to use it. There are two or three slight changes 
I would suggest, but on the whole, a very good essay." 

Joel stood transfixed, red as a beet, composing stick in 
hand, a capital letter A held shaking in air with the other, 
paralyzed with delight. It seemed to him that he could 
never in his life be any happier than he was at that moment. 
"J. C. Harris" had come before the world as an author. 




CHAPTER EIGHT 



Woodland Melodrama 



^UT-of-door life was glorious, too. Joel made the 
acquaintance of a boy from a neighboring plan- 
tation, a year older than himself, who was just the 
type to be a boon companion for a nature lover. This was 
James Knox Polk Gaither, named in honor of a recent 
President of the United States. 

"I got an uncle named James, too," he told Joel, "and to 
keep from gittin 5 us mixed up, they call me Jim-Poke." 

The Gaithers, though prosperous plantation owners, 
were not cultured, as were the Turners, and Jim-Poke, 
though he was nearly fifteen when Joel first came to know 
him, could read only the simplest things in books for little 
children. Words of two syllables or more were apt to be too 
much for him. There were no schools out in the country 
then, and a child must either be taught at home or sent to 
town for schooling, else he had no education at all. 

Jim-Poke could write his name when he did, Joel 
said, the letters "looked as if they were wrestling with each 
other" and that was about all he could do in the way of 
penmanship. His favorite way of writing his autograph 
was with a pointed stick in sand or dust, and he was very 



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90 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

proud o this achievement. Whenever he and Joel in their 
forays came to a place where recent rain had washed sand 
into a smooth plane, Jim-Poke could never resist that in- 
viting surface. He would get a stick and laboriously scrawl 
"James K. Polk Gaither" on it. 

But though Jim-Poke lacked book learning, he had a 
keen mind and much learning of another sort; he was al- 
most an encyclopedia on nature. He was a friendly soul, 
and ever afterward, Joel counted his acquaintance with 
this unlettered country boy as one of the most valuable of 
his early life. 

Jim-Poke knew every road, path, and dim woodland 
trail in the whole neighborhood. He could find his way 
through the great and seemingly trackless swamps which 
bordered the Oconee River, not far away. Joel declared 
that there was not a bird or a tree in the woods with whose 
name and nature he was not acquainted. He knew where 
the finest wild strawberries grew, the best chincapins and 
chestnuts and persimmons. Sometimes, when they were on 
a ramble or a hunt, he would say, "Le's go down this 
branch. They's some fine bullaces grows down here. 5 ' He 
meant muscadines, the luscious Southern fox grapes, first 
cousins to the scuppernongs. 

"These ripens the earliest of any I know of," he would 
remark, "and if we don't git some of 'em, the 'possums will 
have 'em all." 

On the ground under the tall forest trees over which the 
vines clambered and spread their small, delicate foliage, 
die boys would find some of the tough-skinned grapes lying 
singly, like nuts, and they would throw clubs up into the 
t^cs and bring others thudding down. 9 

The birds could not hide their nests from Jim-Poke, nor 



WOODLAND MELODRAMA 91 

could the wild animals escape him for he was an ardent 
hunter. He had a tame buzzard which he had taken from 
a nest when it was young and brought up as such a pet 
that if he would permit it, the ugly bird would sometimes 
follow him on a ramble, flying from tree to tree. He set 
traps for flying squirrels, and tamed them very quickly 
after he had made them captive. The fearless way in which 
he pounced upon and handled snakes astounded Joel until 
he discovered that Jim-Poke played with only the harm- 
less ones. 

"No, sir! Nothin' but blacksnakes and chicken snakes 
and such," said he. "Whenever I pick up somep'n pizen, 
like a moccasin or a spreadin' adder, I do it quick and hard. 
Ill show you next time I can ketch one." 

Truly, his method with these reptiles was as startling as 
that with the others. He and Joel were walking through 
grass and weeds a few days later when Jim-Poke suddenly 
leaped forward and downward, made a grab at the earth 
and came up with the tail of a high-land moccasin in his 
hand. With a quick and powerful reverse movement of 
his arm, he snapped the reptile zip! as one cracks a 
whip, jerking its head almost completely away from its 
body. Joel saw him do this a number of times afterwards 
with venomous snakes. 

"Always ketch 'em by the tail," he grinned at Joel, "but 
be sure you don't miss your grab." 

"I don't think I'll try it," said Joel. 

"Now, I'll hang this feller on this limb," said Jim-Poke, 
draping the moccasin's body over the bough of a sapling, 
"and hit'll bring rain. We need rain." 

A few small superstitions like this were the only flaws 
in his nature knowledge. He firmly believed that hanging 



92 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

a dead snake on a fence or bough would cause rain to fall 
within twenty-four hours. Sometimes this didn't come to 
pass, and Joel would remind him of it. But Jim-Poke al- 
ways had an explanation. 

"That snake musta wriggled off that limb/ 5 he would 
say. "You know, a snake never dies till sundown, I don't 
keer what you do to it. You kin kill it at sunup in the 
mornin', mash it to a jelly or cut it in two, and it won't 
die till sundown nohow. That moccasin musta wriggled 
ofFn that limb onto the ground, and of course that stops 
the rain from comin'." 

Once when they were walking in the woods, Jim-Poke's 
keen eyes spied two large hawks circling above the trees 
ahead of them. 

"Gimme your hankcher," he said in a low tone to Joel, 
"and git under that red haw bush. We'll have some fun 
with them hawks." 

He himself crouched under another shrub, and with 
Joel's handkerchief doubled and held just in front of his 
mouth, he began to make a queer sound a series of cries 
something like "Hoo ! hoo! hoo-hoo!" 

"Some kind of owl?" asked Joel in a whisper. 

"Yeh swamp owl," replied Jim-Poke. "Never hear 
one?" 

"No." 

'Watch the other birds hide theirselves." And truly, the 
cry had caused great consternation in woodland. There 
were quick flashings of wings here and there in the shades, 
and then all the smaller birds had vanished and their voices 
were hushed. But the two hawks, screaming with indigna- 
tion, came flying toward the sound with their feathers 




Jim-Po^e suddenly leaped jorward and downward) and made a 
* grab at the earth. 



94 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

ruffled, and were followed by a third one, all primed for 
battle. 

Jim-Poke had given the call again and again. As the 
hawks swooped around the trees above the boys 9 heads, 
the caw of a crow was heard. 

"N(?w you'll see some fun," muttered Jim-Poke. "Keep 
right still." 

The crow, flying high, might have gone on its way had 
it not heard the hated owl cry. It alighted on the very tip 
of a tall pine, and then caught sight of the three hawks. 
Instantly, it sounded the "assembly" call. Joel could not 
detect any difference between these caws and the others, 
but to crow ears, they meant an emergency. Where they all 
came from was a mystery, but in a few seconds the air was 
a-whir with wings and the pine was dotted thickly with 
sleek, black bodies, while others dropped down into scrub 
oaks near by. 

They couldn't discover the owl, but the hawks would 
do just as well for opponents, so it was "Up Crows, and 
at them!" Truly a battle royal such cawing, screaming^ 
squawking, and fluttering Joel had never heard or seen 
before. The hawks, badly outnumbered, finally fled the 
scene of action, after losing many feathers. But as they 
went 

"Look at that bee martin!" cried Jim-Poke. 

He meant a kingbird or tyrant flycatcher, a little, scrappy 
fellow no bigger than a robin, but the Jack-the-Giant- 
Killer of the bird world. It darted down like a fighting 
plane from the skies, alighted on the back of one of the 
hawks, dug its claws into the flesh, and rode away on the 
big bird, tearing out beakfuls of feathers as it went. 

The woodland melodrama was over. It had been so novel 



WOODLAND MELODRAMA 95 

and thrilling that Joel felt as if he had had a front seat at 
a real play. 

"You cain't beat the crows/ 5 said Jim-Poke. "Smartest 
birds in the world; smarter'n some people I know. They're 
the only birds that'll gang together at a minute's notice 
when one of 'em hollers, and light into some other birds 
or whatever it is they wanta lick. They know what a gun 
is jest as well as you do. When they see a man with a gun, 
they'll git away from there a-callyhootin'." 

Jim-Poke had two hounds, black and tan in color, named 
Jolly and Loud, which were almost as interesting to Joel as 
was their master. When Jim-Poke brought them over for 
Joel's first night hunt, Harbert went along, and even Mr. 
Wilson, but the latter fell over so many stumps and got 
into so many difficulties that he proved to be a nuisance, 
and never went again. 

"Now, these are funny dogs," said Jim-Poke before they 
started. "If you start out with a light, they'll hunt 'possums 
all night long. If you go into the woods and fetch a whoop 
or two before you strike a light, they won't notice no 
'possum, but you better believe they'll make oT Zip Coon 
lift hisself off'n the ground. So whichever you want, you'll 
have to start out right." 

Joel suggested 'coon, and with a whoop from Jim-Poke, 
they started into the woods in darkness, Mr. Wilson falling 
down now and then, and becoming impatient with the 
idea. Jim-Poke went on to explain the temperamental 
whims of the dogs. 

"If Loud strikes a trail first," said he, "Jolly will pout 
I call it poutin'. He'll run along with Loud, but he won't 
open his mouth until the scent gits hot enough to make 
him forgit hisself." 



96 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The dogs had long since vanished from sight and hear- 
ing, and the hunters waited in silence only a few minutes 
before a far-off, mellow bay gave the news that Loud had 
found a trail. Sure enough, Jolly said nothing for a few 
minutes, until the trail became hotter. 

"Now, le's light up," said Jim-Poke. They set fire to the 
pitch-pine torches and started on, but Jim-Poke called a halt 
again, that he might listen carefully. 

"That 'coon has been caught out from home," he said 
after a pause. "The dogs are between him and his holler 
tree. He's makin' for that dreen in Pap's ten-acre field. 
There's a pond there, and old Zip has gone there after a 
bait of frogs. Jest wait till they turn his head this way." 

Mr. Wilson ridiculed the notion that Jim-Poke could 
know all this just by listening to the distant voices of the 
dogs, but the young hunter went even further and said 
that the 'coon was about three-quarters of an hour ahead 
of the dogs maybe a little more or less. He knew this by 
the fact that the dogs were not giving tongue as vigorously 
as they would when the trail became hotter. 

"How do I know that 'coon is goin' away from home?" 
he repeated. "Shucks ! My sev'm senses tell me that." He 
believed that the dogs would bring the animal back in 
their direction, and sure enough, they did their voices 
proclaiming the fact that they were gaining on the quarry. 
They passed not far from where the hunters were waiting, 
and the latter promptly ran after them for another mile. 
Then Jim-Poke and Harbert both exclaimed: 

"They've treed him!" for now the dogs' voices took on 
a new sound. The men and boys reached the spot, and 
Harbert, who had brought his ax with him^felled the 
tree, which was not a large one. The raccoon daringly stole 



WOODLAND MELODRAMA 97 

down the trunk and escaped as the tree struck the ground, 
and the dogs chased it for two miles more. Then their 
voices proclaimed to Jim-Poke's knowing ears that the 
'coon had taken to water. They found him, a big fellow, 
treading water in a pool, with the dogs running around 
it, barking furiously. 

"Fetch him out, boys ! " ordered their master, and in they 
went cautiously, for a big raccoon is a dangerous antag- 
onist. They had their own artful plan of campaign. While 
Jolly swam around the animal, making feints at attack, 
Loud idled near by until the 'coon's attention was drawn 
from him; then he made a sudden dart and snap, and the 
battle was over. 

Mr. Turner added to Joel's out-of-door enjoyment by 
giving him a colt to break and use as his own. Joel devoted 
much care to the training of this beautiful little animal, 
which he christened Butterfly. 

There was a fox-hound pup, too, which came from the 
kennels of the celebrated Mr. Birdsong of south Georgia, 
who was a great admirer of The Countryman and its editor. 
Mr. Turner gave the dog to Joel to be trained. Mr. Bird- 
song wrote that the pup had been born under a gourd 
vine, so they called him Jonah. 

"Mr. Birdsong breeds the only dogs around here that 
can catch the red fox," Mr. Turner told Joel. "Perhaps you 
didn't know that the red fox is not a native of this country. 
The gray fox is our American species, but dogs can catch 
it too easily. So in 1730 some gentlemen in Maryland de- 
cided to import some red foxes from England to give their 
dogs better sport. They did so and turned them loose, and 
now red fexes are scattered over most of the country east 
of the Mississippi River. Mr. Birdsong's dogs have become 



98 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

famous as hunters of this fox." (The Birdsong breed is 
famous to this day.) 

Joel had great fun out of training Jonah. Almost every 
day he would drag a foxskin through wood and field for 
the pup to trail, or send a little Negro boy to do it while 
he followed with the dog. Before he was two years old, 
Jonah had tracked and caught a red fox unaided, and a 
little later he was the star of a neighborhood fox hunt. 

Joel soon learned from Mr. Turner how he could make 
some pocket money. 

"Mr. Wall needs rabbit fur for making hats/' explained 
his employer. "He runs our little hat factory, though I'm 
backing him. You may take my rabbit dogs in your spare 
time and catch them, and you can make some traps and 
catch more. Wall will pay you fifty cents a dozen for the 
skins. There are so many rabbits around here that they are 
a great nuisance. They eat our green vegetables in the gar- 
den, and they gnaw the bark off young fruit trees and kill 
them. I'd be glad to have them thinned out." 

So Joel took the little harriers and had many a chase, 
bringing in quantities of skins. Sometimes Jim-Poke ac- 
companied him, and then it was more fun. He had to take 
his pay in paper money, of course, for there was no silver in 
circulation in the Confederate States, and nobody had seen 
any gold since the war began. 

There were advertisements of the hat factory always 
in Mr. Wall's name in The Countryman every week: 

HAT SHOP. Those who desire hats made, must have 
tKeir orders entered upon my book, and they will be filled 
in tbeir turn, as millers grind. Provisions and material are 
all Ac time going up, so that I cannot tell you what I will 



WOODLAND MELODRAMA 99 

charge you. When the time comes to fill your bill, I will tell 
you my charge, and you can have your hat made, or with- 
draw your order. Positively no order will be attended to 
out of its turn. I can't even buy a band for your hat except 
for cash. If you haven't got the money to pay me, bring 
meat, corn, or other provisions, and they will answer in the 
place of money. . . . Good people of Putnam, encourage 
home industry, and let the old man live. 

MILES S. WALL 

Joel went over to the small frame building which housed 
the hat business and made the acquaintance of Mr. Wall 
a quaint little old man who came from North Carolina, 
and was an ardent Baptist. But he was very superstitious; 
he believed in ghosts, witches, and werewolves, and saw 
signs in everything. If his nose itched, that meant that 
somebody was talking about him. When he had rheuma- 
tism in his left leg, he tied a rattlesnake skin around it, and 
believed that this eased the pain considerably. If a dog 
howled at night or a screech owl cried on the roof, he ex- 
pected some ill fortune, probably death, to strike near by, 
perhaps at himself. But with all his queer beliefs, he was 
very orthodox in his religion. 

"Whenever you hear anybody," he admonished Joel, 
"a-axin' anything 'bout how I'm gittin' on, an' how my 
f am'ly is, an' whether or no my health is well, you thess up 
an' tell 'em I'm a natch'al Babtist. You thess up an' tell 'em 
that, an' I'll be mighty much obleedge to you. Tell 'em I'm 
a borned Babtist. 

"Most folks," he told Joel, "brings the wool or the skins 
in here rabbit, 'coon, or beaver and I make 'em into 
hats. But you cain't hardly git 'em to bring wool enough. 



100 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Mr. Turner says he's goin' to put a 'tisement in the paper, 
tellin' 'em to bring more wool than they think's enough. 
He's a-goin' to say to 'em, Tour cheap scales is no 'count. 
They pull down about a pound before they begin to weigh 
anything. If you bring too much wool, you kin tote some 
of it back.' That's Mr. Turner! He don't mind tellin' 'em 
right to their faces." 

"Do you get any beaver skins nowadays?" asked Joel. 

"Hardly ever. I dunno whether they's any beavers left in 
Georgy now or not. We got three beaver hats left, an' it's 
goin' to be hard to sell 'em, they're so dear. 'Course, we 
only make the beaver into dress hats; plug hats, ye know. 
Up No'th, they make these here silk hats nowadays, but 
folks down in this neck o' the woods don't wear 'em; 
'specially since this war come on, an' they cain't get 'em. 

"Thess about the finest hat I ever made," said Mr. Wall, 
looking upward with dreamy eyes. "I made it fur Mr. 
John D. Tharp, Esquire, of Macon. Don't happen to know 
him, do ye? It was made outa beaver that was took right 
below Macon, an' it was a joe-darter, ef I do say it myself. 
But" he paused and thumped angrily at a batch of wool 
on his table "It was too big fur him. Consound him, he 
didn't medjure his head right ! An' I cain't make hats to fit 
unless I git the right medjurements, kin I? He said he 
wouldn't 'a' took a hundred dollars fur that hat ef hit'd 
been the right size. As 'twas, he had to sell it."* 

Mr. Wall had other lines of business, too. He made shoe 
blacking "Beauregard Blacking," he called it, in honor 
of a popular Southern general, and advertised it in The 
Countryman at twenty-five cents a pint "It is liquid," 
his ads said, "and until I get my glass factory in operation, 
you must bring your bottles, and I will fill them." 



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Once in a while he sold a pint o the blacking. 

"Spinnin' wheels, too/' he told Joel. "Don't know of a 
lady wants a good spinnin' wheel, do ye? I got a couple 
nice new ones I'll sell fur five dollars each. A bargain ! " 

The method of making hats at this little factory was the 
same* as it had been in England a hundred years and more 
before. One of Mr. Wall's three or four Negro helpers 
stretched a rabbit skin on a bench, fastened it, and scraped 
it with a knife. 

"What you see on a rabbit when you looks at him," ex- 
plained this man, "is de outer ha'r; long ha'r, an' it's too 
coarse for us to use in hat-makin'. We scrapes dat off, an' 
den we comes to de fine, soft fur nex' de skin. Jes' feel it 
finer dan any ha'r you ever seed. Now, we takes dat oflf." 

He slid a razor-sharp steel knife along the skin, shearing 
off the fluffy, delicate fur. When starting to make a hat, 
Mr. Wall would take sheep's wool or the fur from a great 
many skins and weigh it until he knew he had just the 
right number of ounces. Then he would heap it on the 
table and stir and fluff it until there seemed to be two or 
three times as much of it as at first. Next he began spread- 
ing and patting it into a big sheet. 

"A little thicker nigh the edge than in the middle, ye 
see," he pointed out to Joel. "That's for the brim. It must 
be heavier an' stiff er than the crown. Mo' wear an' tear on 
it. 

"Now, we call it a bat," he said when he had finished the 
spreading, "thess the same as you call a sheet of raw cotton 
a bat." 

He laid a damp cloth over the sheet of fur and patted it 
gently all over, then laid a large piece of leather on the 
cloth and patted again. Finally he removed the leather, 



102 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

took hold of the middle of the cloth with his thumb and 
finger and lifted it quickly and the whole sheet of fur 
came with it! 

"Now we put it into the heatin' box/ 5 said Mr. Wall. 
"That makes the fur shrink." 

There was a long process of heating in the box, of pat- 
ting and kneading and occasional sprinkling with water. 
At last, the bat had been turned into a big, clumsy, flappy 
sort of conical affair. It didn't look as if it could ever be 
made into anything wearable. 

"Now we call it a bonnet," said Mr. Wall. 

Joel laughed. "It doesn't look like any bonnet I ever saw 
a lady wear," he said. "Looks more like the hat a clown 
wore in a circus that came to Eatonton a couple of years 
ago, only the clown's hat was a better shape." 

"I seed that circus show," said Mr. Wall contemptuously. 
"Went all the way to town to see it, an' I wisht I'd 'a' 
saved my time an' money. Hit was the triflin'est thing I 
ever laid my two eyes on. Only one clown, an' him not 
very funny, an' about half a dozen hosses, an' no wild ani- 
mals, an' the pe'fawmers all second rate. \ wisht you could 
see the circus shows I've went to a.coupla times in Raleigh. 
Had to go forty miles to see 'em, but hit was worth it. Why, 
a circus show wouldn't hardly dare to come to that town 
nowadays unlest it had a elephant." 

The hat making went on. Mr. Wall passed the bonnets 
to the Negroes, who dipped them in boiling water, then 
pressed and kneaded them with tools something like small 
rolling pins. Every time the hot water touched the bonnets, 
they shrank still more under the rolling and kneading. 
Finally one of them was ready for Mr. Wall to place it on 
the Mock and shape it for the wearer's head. As the final 




EC lend a damp cloth over the sheet of fur, and patted it gently 

all over. 



104 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

touches, Joel watched him sew the bands on it, inside and 
out. 

"Now, thar's your hat," he said at last, holding it up 
proudly. "As han'some a job as you kin git in New York, 
if I do say it myself." 

Mr. Wall was a good hat maker, but a poor business man- 
ager, so Mr. Turner presently took over the factory every- 
body in the neighborhood knew that he practically owned 
it, anyhow and put Mr. Wall on a salary as superinten- 
dent. 

Now the advertising took on a different tone. As Mr. 
Wall said, Mr. Turner "didn't mind tellin' 'em!" "No hats 
made to order," was his new policy. "You can find them 
of all sorts and sizes, ready made, at the hat shop. I will not 
trade in Eatonton," 

Another notice was still more blunt: 

Fur hats for sale, by retail. Call at the shop and get them, 
if you want them. I am not going to be hat peddler and haul 
hats backward and forwards to Eatonton any longer. You 
have already imposed too much upon my good nature. 
Quousque, tandem, abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? 
J. A. Turner. 



yet this man who was so gruff with his higher-class 
customers gave away more and more hats as the war went 
on, and the poor people in the country became poorer. 
Many a Confederate soldier went into battle wearing a 
Turnwold hat which was never paid for. 



CHAPTER NINE 



A Race of Song and Story Makers 



WHEN Joel described to Harbert how the hawks 
and crows had bristled up and prepared for 
battle as soon as they heard what they thought 
was the cry of an owl, Harbert said, "Law, yes suh! Ain't 
you nebber hear de tale obut de owl an' de yuther birds?" 
Joel hadn't, and Harbert told him why the owl is an 
outcast. Of course, it all happened long ago, before history 
began, when all the birds were "in cahoots," and had a 
community storehouse, where they put away all the food- 
stuffs that they could "ketch and fetch." But they discov- 
ered that some thief was stealing from their store, and de- 
cided that they must appoint a watchman to stand guard 
over it all day long. 

After much powwow, Mr. Owl was chosen and took his 
post. But during the first day, Mr. Crow and Mr. Jaybird 
met and gossiped several miles away, and each admitted 
to the other that he doubted that Mr. Owl was fit for the 
job, because he was so sleepy-headed. They finally decided 
to fly back to headquarters and see how he was getting on, 
and there they found him so sound asleep that " 'twas all 
dey could do to wake him up." 



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106 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The two reported the matter to the other birds, some of 
whom didn't mbre than half believe their story. But after 
much debate, it was Raided to give Mr. Owl another 
chance. They gave him not only one but two more trials, 
and each time someone came back and found him fast 
asleep and some of the provisions stolen. 

"Dat settle de hash for Mr. Owl/' continued Harbert 
"De birds set a day an' fotch Mr. Owl up for trial, an' dey 
laid down de law dat f 'm dat time on, Mr. Owl shan't go 
wid de yuther birds, an' dat ev'y time dey kotch him out, 
de word was to be giye, an' dey was all to fall foul on him 
an' frail him out. Den dey say dat when he sleep, he got 
to sleep wid bofe eyes wide open, an' dey lay it down dat 
he got to keep watch all night long, an' whensomever he 
hear any fuss, he got to holler out: 

" "Who who who pesterin 5 we all? 5 

"Dat's de way de law Stan's," Harbert concluded, "an' 
dat's de way it gwine to stan'." 

When Harbert repeated the words which the culprit was 
doomed forever to say, he gave so good an imitation of the 
hoot owl's cry in speaking them that Joel was greatly enter- 
tained. 

The old Negro had much to tell his young friend of 
other things, too of "patter-rollers" and runaway slaves, 
and adventures in the great canebrakes along the Oconee; 
things, some of which Joel afterward worked into his story, 
"Daddy Jake, the Runaway." Thepatroller "patter-roller" 
as the Negroes called him was a sort of neighborhood 
policeman who was most active at night. His job was to 
catch Negroes away from home without permission, those 
who went visiting or went to town and overstayed their 
leave, those who got drunk or stole from the neighbors or 



RACE OF SONG AND STORY MAKERS 107 

committed other misdemeanors. Joel observed that the 
patroller was seldom seen around the Turner plantation, 
where the Negroes were well behaved and gave very little 
trouble. 

Harbert had a powerful yet musical voice, and when he 
sang or shouted on a still day with little moisture in the 
air, he could sometimes be heard for two miles. The call- 
ing of hogs on farms has always followed rather closely a 
certain set of sounds, but Harbert or some earlier humble 
or gifted plantation minstrel had taken these sounds and 
woven them into a song: 

Oh, rise up, my ladies, listen unto me, 
Gwoop! Gwoop! Gee-woop! Goo-whee! 
Fin a-gwine dis night f er ter knock along o* you 
Gwoop! Gwoop! Gee-woop! Goo-whoo! 
Pig-goo! Pig-gee! Gee-o-whee! 

Oh, de stars look bright, des like dey gwine to fall, 
En 'way tow'ds sundown' you hear de killdee call; 
Stee-wee! Killdee! Pig-goo! Pig-gee! 
Pig! Pig! Pig-goo! Pig! Pig! Pig-gee. 

De blue barrow squeal kaze he can't squeeze froo, 
En he hump up his back, des like niggers do 
Oh, humpty-umpty blue! Pig-gee! Pig-goo! 
Pig! Pig! Pig-gee! Pig! Pig! Pig-goo! 

Oh, rise up my ladies! Listen unto me! 
Gwoop! Gwoopee! Gee-woop! Goo-whee! 
Fm a-gwine dis night a-gallantin' out wid you! 
Gwoop! Gwoopee! Gee-whoop! Goo-hoo! 
Pig-goo! Pig-gee! Gee-o-whee! 



108 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Ole sow got sense, des as sho's you bo'n, 

'Kaze she tak'n hunch de basket fer to shatter out co'n 

Ma'am, you makes too free! Pig-goo! Pig-gee! 

Pig! Pig! Pig-goo! Pig! Pig! Pig-gee! 

Wen de pig git fat he better stay close, 
'Kaze fat pig nice fer ter hide out an' roas' 
En he taste mighty good in de barbecue! 
Oh, roas' pig, shoo! 'N-Yum! dat barbecue! 
Pig! Pig! Pig-gee! Pig! Pig! Pig-goo! 

Oh, rise my ladies! Listen unto me: 

Gwoop! Gwoopee! Gee-woop! Goo-whee! 

I'm a-gwine dis night fer ter knock aroun' wid you! 

Gwoop! Gwoopee! Gee-whoop! Goo-whoo! 

Pig-goo! Pig-gee! Gee-o-whee! 

Certain lines of this song, as may be guessed, were sung, 
while the "Gwoop! Goo-whee!" and the "Pig! Pig! Pig- 
goo ! Pig-gee ! " were whooped in the old-time calling style, 
so that the hogs a mile or so away in wood and field could 
hear it, and come, grunting and squealing, for their supper. 

'Tig-goo! Pig-gee!" was not the only song whose words 
Joel preserved during those war years. At Turnwold and 
on other plantations which he visited, he heard plowhands' 
songs, joyous melodies of Christmas and of cornhusking 
time in autumn, serenades, play songs, and what we now 
call "spirituals," and he set the words of many of these 
down on paper, just because of the deep interest they had 
for him. He had not the faintest idea that some day he 
would publish them, and they would attract wide attention 
as quaint and beautiful expressions of a highly rhythmic, 



RACE OF SONG AND STORY MAKERS 109 

imaginative, and poetical race. It did not occur to him that 
in listening to these enslaved but joyous minstrels, he was 
laying the cornerstone of his career. 

We have all seen pictures of Pan, the rural god of an- 
cient Greek mythology, playing upon his Pandean pipes 
or teaching Apollo to do so. This instrument was just a 
row of reeds, usually about a dozen, of different lengths, 
fastened alongside one another, and the musician blew 
upon the tops of them to produce the music. As each pipe 
sounded only one note, the performer had to whisk the 
thing to and fro pretty rapidly in almost any sort of tune, 
and if he was playing a lively air, he was apt to jerk his 
head back and forth, too, in a way that was comical to 
onlookers. 

How this ancient instrument descended to the Negro 
slaves of early American history is something that we can- 
not account for now. In Georgia it was called "the quills." 
The Negroes in Putnam County got the reeds from the 
Oconee canebrakes, cleaned the pith out of them, carefully 
cut them into lengths so that they were in tune, and lashed 
the little pipes together with cobbler's twine waxed with 
cobbler's wax so that it would not slip. Fontaine usually 
called "Fountain" a Negro on the Turner plantation, 
was an expert performer on the quills, and Joel found much 
pleasure in listening to him. 

In fact, Joel and the Turner children, with whom he had 
become well acquainted, spent many of their evenings, 
both winder and summer in the "quarters," as the Negro 
cabins back of the big house came to be called, for there 
was always entertainment for them there music on the 
Pandean pipes, singing, dancing, and, best of all to Joel, 
the stories of old Uncle George. Harbert and Uncle George 



110 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

were the chief storytellers of the plantation, and many an 
evening Joel spent by their fireside, while yams baked in 
the hot ashes, a corn pone browned, either in a "reflec- 
tor" or on a shovel before the flames, and the old Negro, 
in the mellow, flowing dialect of his race, told the vivid 
myths of the wild things of wood and field, or softly sang 
one of the songs which Joel afterward made known to the 
world. Uncle George had an even greater fund of the ani- 
mal yarns than Uncle Bob Capers, Joel's pal in Eatonton. 
Most of the Negroes cooked over an open fire, but Uncle 
George, who was a widower and lived alone, had an unu- 
sual feature at his cabin a curious Dutch oven, in which 
he baked ginger cakes which were famous for miles around. 

Every Saturday he baked a quantity of these cakes and 
sold them in autumn, along with a drink made from 
wild persimmons and called persimmon beer to the chil- 
dren of the neighboring plantations, who would come a 
long way to taste Uncle George's dainties and hear his 
quaint sayings. 

The Turner children would drop in at his cabin in the 
evening while he was cooking his supper in that oven, and 
by the flickering firelight they would chat with him, listen 
to his stories and hoodwink him out of some of his sweets. 
He had ginger cakes all through the week, too, and though 
this was supposed to be an article of commerce with him, 
the children often succeeded in wheedling them away 
from him, together with juicy, baked yams, and goodness 
knows what not. Little Joe Syd Turner, slightly younger 
than Joel, but his favorite chum among the Turner chil- 
dren, was especially clever at this. Uncle George f requently 
grainbled that he was destined to "die in de po'-house," 
tet lie couldn't resist Joe Syd's blandishments. 



RACE OF SONG AND STORY MAKERS 111 

On those evenings, while the lightwood knots blazed 
in the fireplace or under the oven, the children sat and 
heard those legends, whose first teller no one knows, but 
which followed a similar pattern among all the Negroes 
of the South. Br'er Rabbit, one of the smallest and weakest, 
certainly the most defenseless of animals, was by a sort of 
poetic justice, nearly always the hero. A confirmed practical 
joker, he was continually in hot water, and usually in peril 
of his life, but always managed to escape through his own 
shrewdness. 

Br'er Fox and Br'er Wolf were the villains, and inevi- 
tably got their just deserts at the end of a story. They were 
killed time and again in the course of Uncle George's eve- 
nings, and he had to do a lot of explaining to account for 
these numerous deaths, for the children always wanted to 
know why the rascal was alive again, after having been 
scalded to death last week. Sometimes the old man had to 
wriggle out of his dilemma by changing the subject, or pre- 
tending to be offended, or announcing that the session was 
over for the evening. 

Then there was Br'er Bar (the common black bear of 
the eastern United States was his original), big, clumsy, 
crotchety, slow-witted but commanding respect because of 
his size, sometimes on good terms with Br'er Rabbit, at 
other times angry at him and trying to kill him; Br'er Tar- 
rypin (the land tortoise), also small and helpless but crafty 
and full of tricks, which enabled him to escape from tight 
places and the wiles of his enemies; stodgy old Sis Goose 
and Sis Cow you could put almost anything over on them 
Br'er 'Coon, Br'er 'Possum, Br'er Turkey Buzzard, and 
several more. 

There were many ways of starting Uncle George on a 



112 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

story. One of the Turner boys came in one evening with a 
paper box containing a crawfish, which he had captured 
in a brook running down into the swamp. 

"Dem crawfishes is cu'ious critters/ 5 said Uncle George, 
shaking his head at the little thing as it scuffled about in the 
box. "Folks call 'em fish, an' yit dey ain't fishes. Some of 
'em lives in de swamps an' branches an' some of 'em digs 
holes in de groun', an' lets it rain a little puddle at de bot- 
tom o' de hole, an' lives in dat. De ones dat lives in dem 
holes must be thinkin' 'bout de time wher der great-grand- 
daddies started de Flood." 

"What flood, Uncle George?" asked Joel. 

"De big Flood, honey. De one away back yonder. Hit 
was long befo' yo' daddies an' mammies was bawn. In dem 
days, de animals an' de beasteses had lots mo' sense dan 
what dey got now; let alone dat, dey had sense same like 
folks. Well suh, dey sorter 'lectioneered 'roun' mongst 
deyselves, till at last, dey 'greed for to have a 'sembly, to 
sorter straighten out matters an' hear de complaints. 

"An' when de day come, dey was all on han'. De Lion, 
he was dere, 'ca'se he was de king, an' he had to be dere. 
De Rhinossyhoss, he was dere, an' de Elephant, he was 
dere, an' de Camels an' de Cows, an' plumb down to de 
Crawfishes, dey was dere. Dey was all dere. An' when de 
Lion shuck his mane an' tuck his seat in de big cheer, den 
de session begun fer to commence." 

"What did they do, Uncle George?" asked Joe Syd, after 
an impressive pause. 

"Well, suh, dey was so much of it dat I cain't skacely 
call to mind all dey did do, but dey spoke speeches, an' hol- 
lered, an' cussed, an' flung der languidge 'roun' des like 
wh<fn yo' daddy" he looked at the Turner children 



RACE OF SONG AND STORY MAKERS 113 

"run fer de Legislator' three, fo' year ago. Howsomever, 
dey 'ranged der 'fairs an' splained der business. Bimeby, 
w'iles dey was 'sputin' longer one anudder, de Elephant 
tromped on one o' de Crawfishes. Co'se, when dat creetur 
put his foot down, w'atsomever's under dere's boun' to be 
squshed, an' dey wasn't 'nough o' dat Crawfish left fer to 
tell dat he'd been dar. 

"Dis make de udder Crawfishes mighty mad, an' dey 
sorter swa'med togedder an' drawed up a kinder peramble 
wid some wharfo'es in it, an' read it out in de 'sembly. But 
bless gracious ! sech a racket was a-gwine on dat nobody 
ain't hear it, 'cep'n maybe de Mud Turkic an' de Spring 
Liza'd, an' deir infloonce was pow'ful lackin'. 

"Bimeby, whiles de Nunicorn was 'sputin' wid de Lion, 
an' whiles de Hyener was laughin' to hisse'f, de Elephant 
squshed anudder one o' de Crawfishes, an' a little mo' an' 
he'd 'a' ruint de Mud Turkle. Den de Crawfishes, what 
dey was left on 'em, swa'med togedder an' drawed up 
anudder peramble wid some mo' wharfo'es; but dey might 
as well 'a' sung OF Dan Tucker to a harrycane. De udder 
creeturs was too busy wid der fussin' to pay any 'tention. 
So dar de Crawfishes was, an' dey didn't know what minute 
was gwine to be de nex'; an' dey kep' on gittin' madder 
an' madder an' skeerder an' skeerder, till bimeby dey gin 
de wink to de Mud Turkic an' de Spring Liza'd, an' den 
dey bored little holes in de groun' an' went down outer 
sight. 

"Yes suh, dey bored into de groun' an' kep' on borin' 
ontil dey unloosed de fountains o' de earf, an' de waters 
squirt out, an' riz higher an' higher till de hills was kivered, 
an' de creeturs was all drownded; an' all 'ca'se dey let on 
'mong deyselves dat dey was bigger dan de Crawfishes." 



114 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Uncle George drew a hot yam from the fireplace, blew 
the ashes from it and proceeded to remove the peeling. 

"Where was the ark, Uncle George?" asked the little 
Turner girL 

"Which ark's dat?" asked Uncle George, with an affec- 
tation of surprise and curiosity. 

"Noah's ark," was the reply. 

"Don't you pester wid oP man Noah, honey," said Uncle 
George, shying away from the subject, as usual when he 
was caught in a tight place. "I be bound he took keer o' 
dat ark. Dat's what he was dere for, an' dat's what he done. 
Leastways, dat's what dey tells me. But don't you bodder 
'long o' dat ark, 'ceptn de preacher brings it up." 

"But Uncle George," protested Joe Syd, "the Bible says 
the flood happened because it rained forty days and forty 
nights." Joe Syd hadn't yet learned, as Joel had, to take 
these old legends as they were, without question. 

"As to dat," said Uncle George with stiff dignity, "dey 
mought 'a' been two delooges, an' den ag'in dey moughtn't. 
If dey was any ark in dis yer w'at de Crawfishes brung on, 
I ain't hear tell on it, an' when dey ain't no arks aroun', I 
ain't got no time for to make 'em an' put 'em in dere. Hit's 
gittin' bedtime for little chillen." 



CHAPTER TEN 



Young Oliver Goldsmith 



TTOEL had been working on The Countryman only a 

I few months when Mr. Turner wrote an editorial 

^ which had a great influence upon his career. It began: 

I do emphatically wish us to have a Southern literature. 
And prominent in our books I wish the negro placed. The 
literature of any country should be a true reflex in letters of 
the manners, customs, institutions, and local scenery of that 
country. Hence when our authors write I don't believe they 
ought to run off to Greece, Rome, the Crusades, England, or 
France for things for their pens. Let them write about things 
at home and around them. 

Joel pondered that editorial, and it influenced his future 
thinking. He became a booster for Southern literature, and 
he gave his attention to subjects near home, things about 
which he knew instead of trying to write about Italian ban- 
dits and Western Indians. Years, later, he was to remember 
what Mr. Turner said about the Negro, too. 

But at the time, even if it had occurred to him that some- 
thing literary might be made out of his experiences with 

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his colored friends, there would have been no market for 
what he might write. The South was too busy with the war, 
and the Negro was still too much of an everyday subject, 
and too closely connected with the causes of the war; peo- 
ple wanted to think about something else. 

Finally, dialect stories, such as he wrote in his later years, 
were not considered quite dignified then, and Joel in his 
teens was very firmly determined not to get off his literary 
dignity. His aspirations were lofty. The sparkling humor 
which flowed so freely from his pen when he was working 
on other newspapers a few years later was not in evidence 
now. Instead, most of the things he brought out from his 
old notebook or wrote anew were deadly serious, and some 
even somber. 

One of the articles which he had written some time 
before was entitled, "Sabbath in the Country," and began: 

People who live in the crowded cities, as a general thing, 
have no idea of the beautiful stillness of a Sabbath evening 
in the country, far away from the bustle and turmoil attend- 
ant on city life. In the city, one cannot read or worship God 
as he would choose. He must needs be interrupted; while in 
the country, it is the reverse. . . . 

Fancy that, from a youth who had never in his life seen 
a town larger than Eatonton ! Incidentally, the "crowded 
cities" in 1863, with their tree-shaded streets, with no auto- 
mobiles or apartment houses, no elevated or subway lines, 
no telephones or radio or motion pictures, no airplanes 
buzzing overhead, would seem almost rural to us today. 

The strangest subject of all for a boy of fourteen to choose 
was "Death." This , essay appeared in The Countryman 



YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 117 

early in 1863, when he had not been working on the paper 
a year. It began: 

What is death, that we so much fear it? Is it the end of 
man? Is it an end to all his troubles? Is it a long, eternal 
sleep and is this why we all dread it? These are the ques- 
tions that come looming up before the mind of every one 

From such work as this, one might get an impression of 
the writer as a solemn, owlish sort of person who saw no 
fun in anything. On the contrary, Joel, when away from 
his writing, was one of the merriest lads that ever lived, 
and he continued so throughout life. His choosing of those 
sober subjects was the result of his belief that he was des- 
tined to become as essayist one like Oliver Goldsmith, he 
hoped. Several years more were to pass before he realized 
that he was a born humorist. 

But that impish humor which expressed itself in his 
everyday actions now began to beg for expression through 
his writing, too. Still he held it back, but he wrote down 
in the old composition book a little jingle it never saw 
print which shows that he had begun to smile at senti- 
mentality: 

Of all the flowers that grow in dirt, 

I own I hate the rose, 
For "roses have their thorns" and I 

Stuck one into my nose. 

I know also the lily is 

In virgin dress bedight; 
But if that color suited me, 

Why, geese are just as white! 



118 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The poet rants of verdant fields, 

And of the sky serene; 
But I've seen Yankees just as blue, 

And boobies just as green. 

He talks of love, that passion blent 

With heavenly pleasure sweet, 
But as for me, I've always loved 

A dish of cold fried meat! 

For the rest of his life, whenever Joel heard anyone be- 
ginning to gush or trying to get him to do so, he was apt 
to turn the thing to ridicule by a quip like that in the last 
line of his poem. 

He now began to break out in a rash of puns, some of 
which Mr. Turner let him slip into the paper, as by "The 
Countryman's Devil." A typical one was this, which plays 
upon the political relations of two Georgia politicians: 

Why must Governor Brown's reputation as commander- 
in-chief of our forces grow less? 

Because for all his military reputation he is obliged to 
Wayne. 

Some other papers began to joke about this, and Mr. 
Turner cracked back at one of them, "The Confederate 
Union is disposed to undervalue the services of The Coun- 
tryman's devil. If it only knew what a smart devil The 
Countryman has, it would not do so. Just ask your 6 ]im y 
about it, Brother Nisbet. He knows our devil." 

This meant that young Jim Harrison, who had worked 



YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 119 

for The Countryman for a while, had gone over to the 
other paper. 

Joel loved to write on subjects relating to literature. Mr. 
Turner let him do a number of reviews and criticisms of 
the work of others then writing in the South. These, like 
his other productions at the time, were never written out 
with pen or pencil, but composed by him in type. 

One of his favorite Southern writers was Captain Harry 
Lyndon Flash, who was born in Ohio, but who, after sev- 
eral years of study and travel in Europe, had settled in 
Georgia and become an ardent upholder of the Southern 
cause. He was editor of the Macon Daily Confederate dur- 
ing the war, and wrote poetry and essays also. Joel greatly 
admired his concise style, and called it "nervous condensa- 
tion." In The Countryman of June 1864, he wrote an article 
on Flash's poem which opened in the manner of a reviewer 
or critic for one of the most dignified literary magazines: 

Dryden, I believe, has remarked upon the delicacy of visit- 
ing criticism upon living men. In view of this, I shall not 
attempt to criticise any of the productions of Mr. Flash, but 
merely give the readers facts in my knowledge which, I 
doubt not, every admirer of Southern genius will be glad 
to know, believing that if there was ever a time when the 
South should fully atone for her former coldness to her 
sons of song (and in fact, to all her authors), that time 
is now. 

He went on to compare two or three of Flash's poems 
with those of Poe, and declared that in one poem, "He has 



120 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

told in twelve lines what some authors could not tell in 
twelve hundred." 

A modern critic exclaimed in amazement, "It does not 
seem possible that this is the work of a fifteen-year-old boy." 
It seems still more amazing when we think of that boy an 
hour or so after writing it, whooping through the broom- 
sedge fields with the illiterate Jim-Poke Gaither on a rabbit 
hunt, or sitting with the Turner children in Uncle George's 
cabin, munching gingerbread and listening to tales of Br'er 
Rabbit and Br'er Fox and Br'er 'Possum. The quotation 
from Dryden who is too dry even for most adults to wade 
through today proves how much reading of the classics 
in the Turner library the boy had been doing since coming 
to the plantation. 

But Joel did not always please Mr. Turner with his ef- 
forts. On one occasion he wrote an article taking for his 
text an essay of Captain Flash's which he turned over to 
the editor. A few days later he found the manuscript back 
on his table, together with this scorching note from Mr. 
Turner: 

For the first time since you sent in this article I have 
found time to examine it, and though it has merit, I regret 
that I have to reject it, because it is not up to the standard 
of the "Countryman." In the first place, you have made a 
bad selection in the article you have chosen for a subject. 
That article is contemptible and beneath criticism. It borders 
on idiocy. Captain Flash did his paper injustice in publishing 
it. In the next place, there is want of unity and condensa- 
tion in your article. It is headed "Irishmen Tom Moore," 
and then goes off on a great variety of subjects, and is too 
diffuse on everything it touches. 



YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 121 

In writing hereafter, 1st select a good a worthy subject. 

2nd, stick to that subject. 

3d, say what you have to say in as few words as possible. 
Study the "nervous condensation" which you so much ad- 
mire in Captain Flash. 

All this is for your good. 
August 21st, 1864. J. A. TURNER 

This note cast the young author into deep gloom for an 
hour or so. But he knew that Mr. Turner, as he said, meant 
the criticism kindly, and he knew that the blunt, out- 
spoken editor was a pretty good judge of literary produc- 
tions. So he presently took heart, and began* trying to write 
something more worthy. All his life, Joel was very humble 
about the quality of his work. If an editor told him that a 
piece was bad, he usually admitted that the editor probably 
knew what he was talking about. 

It was a great comfort to him shortly afterward when 
Mr. Turner took up the cudgels in his behalf, and wrote 
with a touch of the contempt which he was apt to display 
when he was angry: 

The gentleman (we forget his name) who is writing some 
articles for the Raleigh Mercury on the literature of the 
South . . . uses pretty freely an article of our young cor- 
respondent, Joel C. Harris, and yet never gives that corre- 
spondent the credit which is his due. 

Mr. William Turner, who was sent home from the army 
in 1863 because of a wound, also took a deep interest in 
the young scribe's literary development. He continued to 



122 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"oversee" the ancestral plantation in his easygoing way, 
but became associate editor of The Countryman, which had 
now grown to a sixteen-page paper, though the pages were 
somewhat smaller than at first. 

"Here's something that may be of use to you, Joe," said 
he one day, handing the boy a book. It was Parker's Aids 
to English Composition, anckon the flyleaf was written 
"William W. Turner to J. C. Harris." 

Despite its increased size, The Countryman had not room 
for all the ideas which came trooping through Joel's brain, 
and many things that he wanted to say were not suitable 
to that paper, so he began very timidly at first sending 
them elsewhere in the South. He could not have gotten 
them through to Northern editors, and they might not 
have been accepted if he had. 

He was still boy enough to enjoy writing an occasional 
story about and for children, and he sent these, for the 
most part, to Sunday-school papers. "Charlie Howard; or 
Who is the Good Boy?" was a typical subject which ap- 
peared in the Child's Index, a Baptist Sunday-school paper 
published in Macon. 

To adult papers and magazines he sent literary and polit- 
ical articles, stories, satire, and now and then a poem. He 
was very modest, as might be expected about these things. 
One letter will prove this: 

EDS. COMMONWEALTH: 

SIRS: I send you an article for the "Commonwealth," 

which, if you see fit, publish, otherwise burn it up. On no 

account let my name be known. Hoping that you may 



YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 123 

soon receive a thousand reams of nice paper (which is the 
best wish that any paper can receive nowadays) ; I remain 

Your friend, 

J. C HARRIS 

RS. I have an original composition for the "Common- 
wealth" entitled "A Night Hunt." Must I send it? 

J. C. H. 

At times he jotted down in his old scrapbook a sort of 
summary of his literary work for some weeks past, and an 
item in it in 1863 when he was not yet fifteen shows 
how busy he was at composition: 

Don't recollect when I finished "Doodang." The "South- 
ern Watchman" copied it under the head of "Select Miscel- 
lany" ! ! ! Finished "Laughing Corpse" June 14th, have 
not sent it off, yet. Finished "Gran'pap" the same day. Have 
not sent it off yet. Will send it to "Child's Index." Finished 
"A Night's Hunt" three weeks ago. Have not sent it off 
yet. No literary papers to send it to in the South, now that 
the "Fireside" had stopped. I am engaged on a "Burlesque," 
though that is not its name. It shall be in ridicule of the 
Yankees, and of the South, too, for not advancing literature; 
do what I can to help the cause along, people will not 
patronize our papers. 

Remember that for not one of these pieces did the 
author receive a cent of pay. There were comparatively few 
publications at that time which paid for the material they 
used certainly none in the South during the war. Most 
writers, both North and South, had to be content for their 



124 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

reward with seeing their work in print and being read by 
the public. 

Joel wrote political satires and burlesques which did not 
find their way into type, and no doubt he was glad of it 
afterward. One of these was a scathing letter to President 
Lincoln in rustic dialect apparently Joel's first attempt 
in that form. Another was a play which was never com- 
pleted, but which was to hold up to public odium the 
Northern General Butler, who was military governor of 
New Orleans for a time during the war. There was also 
a poem in another vein, an "Ode to Jackson, the Martyr of 
the South." 

After he had seen his own name in print in The Coun- 
tryman, Joel's confidence increased rapidly. Emboldened 
by the fact that the editors to whom he was sending his 
manuscripts did not know how young and rustic he was, 
he even became a bit cocky and ventured to criticize some 
of the publications for which he wrote. From a letter writ- 
ten to the Illustrated Mercury when he was sixteen, it is 
evident that he took such a deep interest in the paper which 
published his productions that he felt almost as if he were 
part owner of it. He said: 

I like the "Mercury" exceedingly well, with the exception 
of one thing, if I may be allowed to be candid and that is 
the illustrations. After you get your paper to paying, I hope 
you will discard them altogether. I am anxious for the 
"Mercury" to succeed, as I believe it is the only publication 
in the State, with the exception of the "Countryman" which 
does not model itself on the vile publications of the North, 
as for instance, the "Field and Fireside." I am afraid, also, 
that our Southern writers are giving way to a wholesale 



YOUNG OLIVER GOLDSMITH 125 

imitation of Yankee authors, especially the younger portion 
of those afflicted with the cacoethes scribendi. . . . Hoping 
that you may succeed in your endeavors to establish an un- 
defiled Southern literature, and that the "Mercury" may 
prove a blessing to the "Confederacy/' I remain, 
Your well-wisher, 

JOEL C HAJOUS 

"Cacoethes scribendi" that is, the "itch for writing," 
indeed! Certainly, Joel was getting on flinging Latin 
about as if he had been a Bachelor of Arts ! 




CHAPTER ELEVEN 



War Timef 



\ OR a long time the Civil War seemed far away from 
Middle Georgia. To be sure, every little while news 
came that someone from Putnam County had been 
dreadfully wounded or killed ; perhaps a boy not much older 
than Joel and whom he had known at Eatonton. He wrote 
or rather composed in type obituary notes of some of these, 
casually throwing in some bitter remark about the Yankees 
in the course of them. He who after he became a well- 
known writer was the most tolerant of men and did all he 
could in his writings to dispel the prejudice and ill feeling 
between the North and the South was a fiery partisan 
in his teens, as boys usually are, and could see no justice 
whatsoever on the Northern side of the quarrel. 

Mr. Turner's plantation was almost a little world in it- 
self. It could produce its own food and clothing, but even 
it began to feel the pinch of war. Coffee became very scarce 
all through the country, and many people were drinking 
substitutes made of parched corn meal, sweet potatoes 
shredded and dried, parched rye, parched okra seeds, or 
chicory. More tea made from sage and sassafras roots was 
drunk than ever before. Joel's favorite beverage was water 

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sweetened with sorghum molasses, and he found it very 
pleasant and refreshing. Salt, which was not produced in 
the South, also became very scarce and costly. One day the 
Negroes heard that over on the Gaither plantation they had 
dug up the earthen floor of the smokehouse saturated 
with years of drippings from the salt meat hung to its raf- 
ters and were boiling it to get the salt out of it. 

"Well, I'll have to be more hard up than I am yet before 
I'll do that," said Mr. Turner. "We're nearly out of salt 
right now, and I don't know where we are going to get 
more, but I've about come to the conclusion that salt is an 
unnecessary luxury anyhow." 

"I just don't see how you can cook without salt," sighed 
Mrs. Turner. "I would think it would be necessary to our 
health." 

"Not at all," declared Mr. Turner. "Look at the savage 
tribes all over the earth. None of them use a particle of salt 
in their food. Most of them never heard of salt. It's just 
unnecessary flavoring, like pepper or vanilla, and if worst 
comes to worst, I can get along without it." 

"But how are you going to cure meat?" persisted Mrs. 
Turner. 

"We'll just have to smoke it more," he answered. 

Joel understood most of the difficulties of the South very 
well. He read in other papers of the blockade of Southern 
ports by the Northern warships, which prevented merchant 
ships from taking the South's chief product, cotton, out to 
sell to England and also prevented ships from bringing in 
coffee and sugar and salt and kerosene and, what was 
highly important to Joel, paper for printing. Paper became 
enormously expensive, but stranger still, things which they 
grew and made at home food and clothing and shoes 



128 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

became costly, too. The price of rabbit skins rose until Joel 
was being paid twenty cents apiece for them all in paper, 
of course and he thought he was getting rich. But the 
queer thing was, that the more plentiful the paper money 
became, the higher prices were for everything you had to 
buy in the stores. Mr. Bryant, who owned a plantation near 
Turnwold and whose Negroes made quantities of the com- 
mon cloth called jeans, worn by Negroes and the poorer 
class of white men, put an advertisement in The Country- 
man, offering it for sale at twenty dollars a yard. 

"I'm going to be compelled to raise the price of The 
Countryman again," said Mr. Turner to Joel one day. 

The subscription rate had been a dollar a year at the be- 
ginning. A few months later it was raised to five dollars, 
and then to ten. 

"I'm losing money on it now," added the publisher, "and 
I can't keep on. I think I'll just announce the new rate as 
Tive dollars for four months.' That won't sound so bad as 
fifteen dollars a year. I'll lose some subscribers, but it can't 
be helped." 

"Why is everything so expensive, Mr. Turner?" asked 
Joel. 

"Because our money is cheap," replied his friend. "It's 
always that way, Joel." He held his two hands in front of 
him, imitating the balances of a primitive scale. "When 
one goes up, the other comes down. Now our money is 
cheap, which means that everything you buy at the store 
is high. When we have a panic, as we had in the United 
States six years ago, money becomes scarce and high, and 
then goods are cheap. I'll loan you a book written by an old 
Scotchman named Adam Smith which will tell you about 
it." 



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"But why is our money cheap now?" asked Joel. 

"Because our bankers and businessmen, because nobody 
has any confidence in it. Look at this paper money." He 
held out a ten-dollar bill. "You see that it's just a promise 
to pay ten dollars to anyone who brings it to the Confeder- 
ate treasury two years after the signing of a treaty of peace 
with the United States. At first, when we thought we could 
lick the Yankees overnight, the notes promised to pay six 
months after the signing of such a treaty. Now we see that 
it's going to be a much tougher job, and we know that 
our government treasury has very little gold and silver; 
that these notes are just based on hope. And the worst of it 
is that our government keeps right on printing this so-called 
money, which for that reason grows less and less valuable 
all the time. Our State of Georgia money is still less reliable. 
That's the trouble when you start inflation you can't 
stop." 

Joel was downcast. He was thinking of all that paper 
money he had stowed away in his trunk upstairs from the 
sale of rabbit skins and the savings from his own wages. 
Mr. Turner guessed what was passing through his mind. 

"I'll raise your wages and price of rabbit skins again, 
Joel," said he, "though it's becoming harder all the time 
for me to make ends meet. But if our armies can win some 
victories, if we can break the blockade and sell some cotton 
to Europe, if we can raid the North and get some cash out 
of those big banks up there, why, maybe we'll make our 
money worth something." 

It was only a short time after this that news began to 
come of the great battles around Chattanooga, at first joy- 
ously proclaimed as Southern victories. But after two 
months the Northern army was in possession of the city 



130 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and the surrounding mountains. This was at the northwest 
corner of Georgia, the closest yet that the great and bloody 
struggle of armed men had come to Putnam County. But 
then the two armies settled down where they were for the 
winter, and again middle Georgia, with enough to eat, 
such as it was, in the barns, cellars, and smokehouses, took 
life rather easily. That the soldiers were not faring so well 
is proven by an appeal from the Quartermaster General of 
Georgia, which appeared in The Countryman and other 
papers in February 1864: 

Daughters of Georgia! I still need socks. I still have yarn 
to furnish. I earnesdy desire to secure a pair of socks for 
every barefooted soldier from Georgia. You are my reliance. 
Past experience teaches me that I will not appeal to you 
in vain. 

Spinning wheels turned, knitting needles clicked, and 
looms thumped on every plantation. There were no longer 
any new silk dresses for the ladies; their cloth was made at 
home. Young women made their hats of rye and wheat 
straw, and some very pretty bonnets from the lacy fiber 
which enclosed the seeds in the hollow of what was called 
the "bonnet" squash. 

The Confederate government allowed the farmer to 
plant only a limited number of acres in cotton, so that most 
of the land could be given to the growing of foodstuffs. 
Next came a law by which the government could seize as 
much of the farmers' grain and meat and hay as it thought 
necessary for its armies, leaving him just as little as it 
thought he and his family could get along on. This brought 
some queer dishes into existence persimmon bread, for 



WAR TIMES 131 

example. In autumn, the pulp of ripe persimmons was lib- 
erally mixed with corn meal to make bread. Joel found that 
he soon tired of it; in fact, there came a time when his 
stomach absolutely turned against it. Potato pone sweet 
potatoes, boiled, mashed, and kneaded, formed into little 
loaves and baked wasn't so bad. 

At Turnwold, the vegetable dish at some times of the 
year was a mixture of collards, turnip greens, and the young 
shoots of the pokeberry plant. This was boiled for noon 
dinner, and the leftover part fried for supper. It was called 
callalou by old Jimsy, the cook, its inventor. He had been 
born in the West Indies. His real name was Zimzi, and he 
was very sensitive; he ran away when anybody scolded 
him, but always came back in a day or two. 

Already the government had been drafting men for the 
Confederate army, and now a law was passed by which it 
might seize horses, cattle, anything necessary for the sup- 
port of the army or government. Some cattle were taken 
from the farms in Putnam County, but for a time life 
seemed to Joel to move along about as smoothly as usual. 
Sure enough, many of the subscribers of The Countryman 
had ceased to take the paper, and work wasn't quite so hard 
on press days. But in May came the news that the Confed- 
erate army under General Johnston was being rapidly 
pushed back from Chattanooga toward Atlanta by the 
Yankees under General Sherman. 

Again the price of The Countryman rose, this time to 
twenty dollars a year. 

Bad news came to Joel in letters from his mother and 
others. One from Hut Adams, now twenty years old and 
in the Quartermaster Department at Macon, addressed 
Joel as "Syksey," and jested about his job: 



132 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

I trust you will not attribute my backward-git to any 
demoralization on my part, but remember that I am in the 
Q.MJDept., and it is the first law of that heroic tribe to keep 
as far removed from danger as possible, for we are too 
important an institution to lose. Kill the Quartermaster! 
Why, the thought is too horrid to contemplate. Who would 
wear the gold lace, drive fast horses, etc. ? Bully for the life- 
insured, bomb-proof Department! 

Farther on he became serious, and said: 

You asked me about the boys of those good old days now 
gone. There have been sad changes. Eli Awtry and Jim 
Johnson were killed in the late fight at Spottsylvania Court- 
House. I don't know where Gordon Whiting can be; he was 
nearly dead from Consumption the last I heard of him. Old 
Siddon you can't kill. Always foremost in the fight, he has 
passed through a dozen battles unscathed. 

Late in July the news was that Johnston's army was in 
Atlanta and almost. encircled, that Johnston had been re- 
placed by General Hood. 

A cousin of Joel's wrote from the battlefield there dur- 
ing the occasional "hissing of the minie-balls passing over 
our trenches. . . . The enemy are within 300 yards of our 
works. Their Sharp Shooters frequently greet us with un- 
pleasant messengers, they also send a great many shell, 
which are very annoying but inaflfective." 

About this time some Federal raiders made a dash 
through Putnam County. As Mr. Turner had been attack- 
ing the Northern government pretty strongly in The Coun- 
tryman, he was a marked man, and might have been 



WAR TIMES 133 

roughly handled if they had caught him. As he wrote 
humorously a week later: 

"It seemed evident that we must become non comeatibus 
in swamfo (whither we retired) or be made prisoner. The 
female portion of our family decided the former was bet- 
ter for us, and we acted upon the suggestion." Then 
Joe Wheeler's gray-coated cavalry came along and drove 
the enemy raiders away, "and we have emerged, to finish 
our notes in our sanctum." 

Some Negroes from plantations near by followed the 
raiders back to Atlanta and became hangers-on of the North- 
ern army, but none forsook Turnwold. Many plantation 
owners feared an uprising of their slaves. Some of them 
were talking to Mr. Turner about it every few days. 

"Remember the Negroes have the whites outnumbered 
three to one in this county," they would say. "If they should 
start an insurrection, they could make mince-meat of us. 
It would be just like the Yankees to supply them with 
guns." 

"I don't think they will rise," said Mr. Turner, laugh- 
ing comfortably. "I'm sure mine won't. If a man treats his 
Negroes kindly, he has nothing to fear from them." 

Still there was great nervousness in the neighborhood 
as the siege of Atlanta went on. But Joel continued to com- 
pose his little essays in type, not much perturbed. One day 
Mr. Turner came back from Eatonton, and said, "They're 
fighting at Jonesboro, sixteen or eighteen miles south of 
Atlanta. That's only about sixty miles from here." 

"Getting too close for comfort," said Mr. Wilson. 

They would step out of doors now and then to see if 
they could hear the sound of cannon. Mr. Turner, anxious 
for news, went to town or sent Harbert almost every other 



134 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

day. Early in September the word came that Atlanta had 
fallen into the hands o the enemy; then there was a period 
of quiet. Presently a neighbor came one day to report, 
"Hood's gone back toward Chattanooga with Sherman 
after him, but Sherman left a part of his army at Atlanta." 

"Well, I guess we'll not be bothered with them for a 
while," said Mr. Turner. 

"What's a wool hat worth now?" asked the neighbor, 
after they had talked of the war for a while. 

"Forty dollars." 

The man whistled. "I reckon one made of 'coon fur 
would be plumb out of sight." 

"They'd be higher, of course," said Mr. Turner, glancing 
at a copy of his paper which he held in his hand. "I've 
just written an advertisement of my hat business in this 
week's Countryman" he continued. "Here are the prices I 
quote. I'd have to charge you $80 for a rabbit hat, $110 for 
one of 'coon fur, and $160 for a beaver." 

"Laws a-mercy ! " exclaimed the man. "I guess I'll have 
to get along with this old wreck I'm wearin' unless you'd 
take barter for a new hat." 

"Be glad to have it," said Mr. Turner, consulting his 
paper again. "I'll give you a wool hat for two-thirds of 
a beaver skin and pay you the difference; or I'll swap a 
wool hat for two pounds of clean, washed wool, three 
bushels of corn, a bushel and a half of wheat, ten pounds 
of lard, twelve 'coon skins, fifteen muskrat skins, twenty 
mink skins, or thirty rabbit skins. A rabbit hat will be 
worth double as much, a 'coon hat a third more than a 
rabbit hat, and a beaver double the price of rabbit." 

Fancy two pounds of wool or three bushels of corn 
being worth forty dollars! But, of course, on the other 



WAR TIMES 135 

hand, that money wasn't worth much more than the 
paper it was printed on. 

That advertisement of the hat factory appeared in The 
Countryman for September 27, 1864, in the same number 
with Joel's first published poem. He had first written it 
when he was eleven. Since then, he had rewritten it and 
changed words and phrases in it time and again. Finally 
he submitted it to Mr. Turner, and it was accepted. It had 
the somber turn which appeared in most of Joel's writing 
during these years: 

Netty White 

The autumn moon rose calm and clear. 

And nearly banished night. 
While I with trembling footsteps went 

To part with Nelly White. 

I thought to leave her but awhile, 

And, in the golden west, 
To seek the fortune that should make 

My darling Nelly blest. 

For I was of the humble poor, 

Who knew that love, though bold, 
And strong, and firm, within itself, 

Was stronger bound in gold. 

And when I knelt at Mammon's shrine, 

An angel ever spake 
Approvingly since what I did, 

I did for Nelly's sake. 



136 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Again I neared the sacred spot, 

Where she and I last met, 
With merry laugh, does Nelly come 

To meet her lover yet ? 

Again the moon rose in the sky, 

And gave a fitful light, 
Which shone with dreary gleam upon 

The grave of Nelly White. 

How strange that little poem looks now, by contrast 
with the thunder of the war not so many miles away! 
It proves that its author's mind was occupied with other 
things than war. 

The weeks went on pleasantly for Joel, for never in his 
life was he a worrier, and now he was doing just what he 
wanted to do composing something every week for the 
paper, hunting, trapping, rambling between times. As he 
had enough to eat and wear, he did not realize how con- 
ditions were beginning to pinch Mr. Turner. Crops had 
been good. The Southern army had taken a great deal of 
the grain and cured meat, but left some still in the cribs 
and storehouses. There were hogs waiting to be killed 
whenever the first cold snap came on, chickens and turkeys, 
fruit and vegetables. To easygoing Joel, trouble seemed 
far away. 




CHAPTER TWELVE 



Storm Clouds 



UT one day while Harbert was cleaning and oiling 
the old press in the printing office, he said to Joel, 
"De Yankee ahmyll be comin' thoo heah befo' 
long." 

"Oh, pshaw!" exclaimed Joel. "What would they be 
coming down this way for? There's nobody here for them 
to fight. Hood's army is on the other side of Sherman, 
away over in Alabama or Tennessee." 

But Harbert was unmoved by his objections. "De word 
done come," was all he would say. "Hit's obleedged to be 
so, ca'se all de niggers done hear talk on it." 

Joel knew that news traveled mysteriously, sometimes it 
seemed as if through the air, by way of the Negro quarters 
from plantation to plantation. Often it proved to be just 
idle gossip; even the more intelligent Negroes laughed at 
such talk and called it "nigger news." But in many cases it 
was correct. It was called over rail fences from one field to 
another by workmen, chattered by Negro women visiting 
from one plantation to another. 

Just how the humble slaves learned of Sherman's in- 
tention to march toward the sea before the march began, 

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before the whites knew it, has remained unexplained to 
this day. Even after the army started on that fateful march, 
some of the white people far down the state refused to be- 
lieve that it was coming. 

"I don't 'spect dey goin' ter bodder folks what don't 
bodder dem, is dey?" asked Harbert, still working on the 
press. 

"I don't know/ 5 said Joel carelessly. "I guess not." He 
mentioned Harbert's remark to Mr. Turner when he saw 
him later that day, and he could see that his employer was 
very much impressed. The news spread rapidly in the 
vicinity, and all sorts of wild rumors followed. A few days 
later, Harbert had a confirmation of his story. 

"Dey's on de way," he said, "comin' f m Atlanta on forty 
diflfe'nt roads millions an' millions of 'em, an 5 headin' 
right for Putnam County." 

Joel could not understand why. "Aire they running away 
from our men?" he asked Mr. Turner. 

"No," was the reply. "Our army has gone to Tennessee, 
and there are plenty of Yankees there to fight it." He 
pulled his beard thoughtfully. "Sherman may be heading 
toward the seacoast," he said slowly. "Aiming to cut our 
country in two. If he comes, we're going to lose a lot of our 
horses and cattle and provisions. But I'll have to have better 
information before I'll believe he's coming through here." 

He went to his dwelling house, however, gathered up 
all the best of the family silverware, and put it into gunny 
sacks. Then he called Harbert out away from the house and 
said, "Harbert, this evening after dark I want you to bring 
Hector to the kitchen door. We're going to bury the silver 
in the woods." He believed that Hector was as faithful as 
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he and the two Negroes, Mr. Turner carrying the pick and 
shovel while the two others shouldered the heavy bags of 
tableware, went out in the forest and in the midst of a dense 
thicket buried the bags. 

"Now you boys be sure you don't tell a soul where this 
is," said Mr. Turner. "Not even your families." 

"No suh, we won't/' they promised, and they were true 
to their word. 

Negro messengers on horseback began galloping in now 
and then, bringing notes from neighboring plantation 
owners, telling of what they had heard. Then perhaps the 
messenger would ride on, carrying the same note to two or 
three other neighbors. 

On Wednesday, the sixteenth of November those dates 
were burned indelibly into Joel's brain for life one of these 
men came spurring in through the wagon gate, his horse's 
hoofs throwing mud high in air. He rode to the "big 
house," as the Negroes called the Turner dwelling, and in 
a few minutes rode away again. 

"What's the news, Colonel?" asked Mr. Wilson, when 
Mr. Turner came to the shop shortly afterward. 

"Note from Mrs. Reid," said Mr. Turner. "She lives just 
over the line in Jasper County, west of here. Says report is 
the Yankees are coming, and she thinks of sending her son 
Sam with all their Negroes, mules, and meat, over here to 
my place. Then if the Yanks come here, I can send them 
on still farther. That's putting a considerable responsibility 
on me. She says Sherman's reported to be headed for 
Macon, and if that is true, we are off the line of march. 
She also says they are moving along the railroads. And as 
we are between the railroads, I doubt that they'll visit us." 

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140 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Turner was noticeably uneasy. Friday about noon a note 
came from Mr. Prudden, the Eatonton postmaster. Though 
Connecticut born, he had lived in Georgia for so long that 
here he was, giving his neighbors all the news he could 
gather about the doings of the "Yankees." 

"He says the Yanks have crossed the Ocumulgee," said 
Mr. Turner, looking over the note in the printing office. 
"A man told Prudden that they entered Monticello the 
county seat of Jasper, you know at two o'clock this morn- 
ing. But his postscript was evidently written later. It says 
'Indian Spring and Nuting's factory reported burned. 
3500 Yankees camped at Social Circle last night. 5 That 
means a column is following the Georgia Railroad. Then 
he adds, 'No Yankees in Monticello at 4 o'clock this morn- 
ing. This is reliable.' 

"That sounds to me," said Mr. Turner, folding the letter 
slowly, "as if we don't need to worry about our little turnip 
patch being invaded." 

"Nivertheless," said Mr. Wilson when he was gone, "I 
reserve the right to do me own little private worryin'. Thim 
Yanks might regard me as a mighty valuable recruit." 

Again Turnwold went to bed and slept in a false feeling 
of security. But on Saturday morning came a note from 
Dr. Rogers in the west part of the county, which set Mr. 
Turner on edge again. It read: 

Twenty-five or thirty citizens of Jasper County have just 
passed, with 75 or 100 negroes on mules. They report the 
Yankees marching in three columns, one on each railroad, 
and one through the district between. I advise you to remove 
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They burnt Monticello last night and Atlanta a few days 



since. 



"I wonder where Sam Reid is," fretted Mr. Turner. "If 
they've burned Monticello, he ought to be here if he's 
coming." 

Sam rode in just before dusk, with most of his mother's 
Negroes, mules and horses, and a wagonload of hams 
and bacon. 

"I had to come, to satisfy Mother," he told Mr. Turner. 
"I think she's unduly scared. Yes, the Yanks are moving 
down the railroad, but I don't believe they are coming 
through the back country. Some other fellows and I did 
some scouting early this morning, and I can guarantee that 
there isn't a bluecoat in Putnam County." 

Mr. Turner, always eager to be reassured, took heart at 
this. The mules were stowed away somewhere, and all the 
cabins in the quarters had guests that night. In the big 
house, with genial Sam at the table, supper was merry, and 
the crackling logs in the fireplace made everything seem 
very cozy and secure. Outside, a slow, cold rain had begun 
falling. 

Joel went to bed early, but was nervous and slept lightly. 
Somewhere in the night he seemed to hear a voice calling 
in his dreams. Then suddenly his eyes popped open, and 
he heard it again a call of "Hello ! " from the road. One 
did not ride up to a house and knock on the door in those 
troublous times; one was too apt to receive a bullet from 
inside. 

Joel hurried to a window, but could see nothing in the 
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142 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

the roof and in the trees, and the plashing of the gutters, 
and then heard Mr. Turner call from the front door, 
"Who's there?" 

"A friend," came the reply from the road. 

"I suspected it was a Yankee," said Mr. Turner after- 
ward, "but I concluded to face the music." So, "Come in!" 
he called. 

Joel hastily drew on his trousers and a pair of shoes and 
went to the head of the stairs, where Mrs. Turner, with a 
cloak around her, was already watching. 

They heard horses' hoofs clatter up the house. Then Mr. 
Turner, who had lighted a candle, opened the door, and 
two men came in, streaming with water. They wore black 
felt hats and rubber coats which came down below the tops 
of their muddy boots, and had the collars turned up around 
their necks. Were there uniforms under those raincoats? 
And if so, what color were they? 

"Sorry to disturb you, neighbor," said one of the men, 
"but we're mighty nigh frozen. Can we have a drink of 
whisky?" 

"Certainly," replied Mr. Turner. He went to the dining 
room, returned with a bottle and two glasses, and poured 
out a drink for each. 

"Couldn't you let us have the bottle?" asked the spokes- 
man. The other man did not speak during the interview. 
"It's a mighty raw night and we've got to be out in it, not 
tellin' how long." 

Mr. Turner handed over the bottle. There seemed noth- 
ing else to do. "Soldiers?" he asked. 

"Coupla General Wheeler's scouts," replied the man. 

"Then maybe you know where the Yankees are," sug- 
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"That's what we're tryin' to find out. We know they're 
goin' down the railroad, but are there any in here by the 
Oconee? That's the question." 

They handed their glasses back. "Thanks, Mr." His 
glance at the planter's face was sharp. "This Mr. Turner?" 

"Yes," was the reply. 

"Well, we know you're a good Confederate. You won't 
tell the Yankees about us being here." 

"Naturally not," said Mr. Turner, with a fine touch of 
sarcasm as they clumped out. He closed the door and stood 
by it waiting, until he heard their hoofbeats fade away. 
Then he called in a guarded tone to the two faces whom 
he could dimly see at the top of the stairs: 

"Is Sam there? Great Scott! Did that fellow sleep 
through all this? Call him, Joe. We must have a council 
of war." 

He held up his candle and peered at the tall clock in the 
hall. "Nearly two o'clock," he said. "Strange doings for this 
time of night." 

Sam, sleeping like a log in a rear bedroom, was hard to 
awaken. He came forth yawning and still complacent. He 
doubted that the two callers were Union soldiers, and still 
refused to believe that there were any Yankees in the 
county. 

"Most likely just a couple of Joe Wheeler's scouts, like 
they said," was his opinion. 

"Well, if that chap's Southern accent wasn't a little 
artificial, then I don't know what I'm talking about," said 
Mr. Turner. 

"That's just what I thought," offered Joel. 

Still they couldn't convince Sam, and after a few minutes' 



144 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

talk, the amazing youth went back to bed and fell asleep 
again. 

But for some reason he awoke at dawn, much more con- 
cerned. He dressed, went downstairs, and asked the cook 
for a cup of coffee and some bread. 

"Fm going to scout up the road a piece," he said to Mr. 
Turner, who, hearing him, had come out to the kitchen 
and found him standing with bread and coffee cup in his 
hand. 

"Follow the hoof tracks of those fellows and see which 
way they went," advised Mr. Turner. 

"I'll do that." He ran out to the stable for his horse and 
was off. 

In two hours he came tearing back, wild-eyed, spattered 
with mud even to his hair. 

"There's a lot of 'em camped at Park's Bridge," he said, 
"and the tracks of those two fellows led right back to the 
camp." 

Park's Bridge was only about six miles away. Sam im- 
mediately began rounding up his crew of Negroes. They 
bridled the mules, hitched up the wagon, and away they 
went, southward, they knew not where, just fleeing before 
the storm. 

Mr. Turner meanwhile shouted for Harbert. 

"Get some men and take the horses and mules away out 
in the swamp and hide them," he told the old man. "The 
Yankees may be here at any time. Put the horses where 
they can drink and graze." 

It was Sunday, and some of the Negroes had scattered, 
visiting at neighboring plantations, but Harbert rounded 
up enough men to take care of the horses. 

Joel himself went with them and led his favorite, Butter- 



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fly. By tortuous paths which followed the firmer ground 
and which were known only to two or three of the Negroes, 
they went far into the swamp toward the Oconee. Joel 
tethered Butterfly in a canebrake with a long rope, so that 
she could eat the green cane leaves and drink from a 
near-by pool. 

About noon, Joel, wandering restlessly about the grounds, 
was at the big gate leading into the road, when two men 
in blue uniforms with heavy capes came galloping by on 
fine horses. He stared at them in great curiosity. They were 
the first Union soldiers he had ever seen; at least they were 
the first Northern uniforms he had seen. Perhaps last 
night 

"Hey, boy," called one of them, "how far is it to 
Eatonton?" 

"Nine miles," he replied, and they sped on. They were 
couriers bearing messages to General Sherman, who was 
then nearing Eatonton by another road. 

Next morning, just as dawn was breaking, Joel was 
awakened by an unusual stir and tumult. Big four-horse 
wagons were lumbering along the road, horsemen in blue 
uniforms were swarming in through the big gates, leaving 
them open, apparently taking possession. Officers were call- 
ing out, "Bring in those cattle!" and "Put those hogs into 
the wagons." "Sergeant, empty that corn crib." An officer 
who seemed to be in charge of affairs was talking to Mr. 
Turner on the porch. 

"I regret, sir," said he, "that we shall have to take your 
cattle and horses and some of your grain. I see you haven't 
much corn left. Where are your horses?" 

"That you will have to find out for yourself," said Mr. 
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146 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The officer smiled sarcastically, and said, "Well do our 
best." He and Mr. Turner argued for several minutes, the 
latter evidently restraining his temper with great difficulty. 
Presently an orderly hurried up, saluted, and said, "Cap- 
tain, we've found where the horses are. Some of the niggers 
told us they're hid in the swamp, and they're showin' the 
way now to Sergeant Ormsby and a squad of men." 

"Very good," said the captain, dismissing him. When he 
looked at Mr. Turner again, he saw that his face was white 
with baffled rage. 

"I'm sorry, Mr. Turner," said the captain. "You see, we 
need good animals for this long march to the sea. We'll 
give you some of our discarded horses and mules in their 
place. A little rest and feed will make them as good as 
yours." 

"You're very kind," said Mr. Turner, with bitter sarcasm. 
"And on what will I feed them?" 

"Oh, there ought to be plenty for them to eat on this big 
plantation root crops, fodder, and grass, and you've prob- 
ably got some corn hidden somewhere." 

Old Harbert came hurrying up from the barn. "Dey are 
gittin' de hosses, Marster," he burst out, "but I didn't tell 
'em where dey wuz." 

"I know you didn't, Harbert," assured Mr. Turner. 

"Hit wuz dat triflin', low-life Zeke," said Harbert, "an' 
if I kin lay han's on de scoun'el, I'll give him a frailin' dat 
he'll remember de longest day he lives." He darted a 
venomous glance at the unwelcome guest's blue uniform, 
and added, "Does you need any help to gyard de house, 
Marster?" 

"You need not worry, my man," said the captain, "Your 
family and personal belongings are safe," he added to Mr. 



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Turner. "General Sherman has given strict orders that there 
be no looting." 

"Then you don't call it looting/' said Mr. Turner 
satirically, "to take all of a man's food and the horses with 
which he makes a living?" 

"In war it is called foraging/' replied the captain coldly, 
"and is considered legitimate, especially in an enemy coun- 
try. I'll station a guard here to see that nothing is stolen 
from your home," and he turned away. 

Joel wandered about the place and noticed that the sol- 
diers who were doing the foraging were for the most part 
good-humored, greeting him as "bub" and "Johnny" 
"Johnny Reb" was a favorite Northern soldier's nickname 
for a Southerner. Joel was surprised, for he had gotten the 
impression that Yankees were all hard, rough, surly men. 
But there was one of these who was far from genial. Joel 
saw this man, who had a foreign accent, enter the hat shop, 
now deserted, and, following him, saw that he was pro- 
ceeding to load himself with all the hats in the place. 

"You leave those hats alone," cried Joel indignantly. 

"Shut up, liddle fool ! " was the only answer, as the man 
glowered at him. 

"Put those hats down!" cried Joel, standing in the fel- 
low's way. "You haven't any use for them. General Sher- 
man has given orders against looting. I'll tell the captain 
on you " 

The man, with a sweep of his arm, sent the boy spinning, 
across the room. 

"Yoost for that," said he, "I burn dis place." He swept 
some papers together, threw some loose wool on them, 
lighted a match and tossed it into the pile. In another 
minute the building would have been in flames. But just 



148 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

as he struck the match, a shadow darkened the door and a 
lieutenant looked in. 

"What are you doing, you scoundrel?" he roared. 
"Throw that rubbish out of the door! Help him get it 
out, boy!" 

"He's trying to steal all our hats," said Joel, as he kicked 
at the burning paper, the officer helping with his sword. 
When the blazing mass was well outside, the officer, began 
to spank the soldier unmercifully with the flat of his sword. 
Dancing about, screaming "Ow!" and trying to shield 
himself, the man backed away from the door. Joel laughed 
till the tears came. It seemed as good as a circus. 

"Now get out of here," said the officer, "and if I catch 
you at this again, I'll have you put in irons." 

The soldier hurried off in one direction, and the officer 
strode away in another without a word. But Joel had 
scarcely ceased laughing when he saw the horses, among 
them his beloved Butterfly, being led toward the road by 
Northern soldiers. Tears stood in his eyes as Butterfly dis- 
appeared through the gate into the road, but there was 
nothing he could do. He just stood with clenched hands 
and watched her go. 



CHAPTER THIRTEEN 



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last wagon had disappeared from the ravaged 
plantation. Some of the gaunt mules had been un- 
hitched from them on the spot and left to replace 
some o the animals taken away. The captain in command 
of the raid had left a soldier with his gun on guard in front 
of the mansion to prevent any marauding by other soldiers 
or "bummers." The road, its mud now deeply cut and 
churned by hoofs and wagon wheels, was quiet for a few 
minutes; then a group of mounted officers went clattering 
by, now in a trot, now in a gallop, their horses' hoofs throw- 
ing mud high in the air and spattering their uniforms. 

"That's General Slocum and his staflE," said the guard. 
"He commands the left wing of the army now." 

Shortly after that, Joel heard a faint noise of singing, 
and saw that the army was upon them. He ran and climbed 
up on the fence by the road. A group of officers came 
riding ahead, and then a long column of men in blue, 
marching four abreast, though not in perfect order. In fact, 
dress parade marching would not have been possible on 
those rough, muddy roads. The whole scene was a dis- 
appointment to Joel at first. It was not like the glorious 

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150 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

pageantry of war as he had imagined it. There were neither 
bands nor flying banners; all these were being carried in 
the baggage wagons. There was just a long thick rope of 
men in faded blue uniforms trailing snakelike over hills 
and hollows along the winding road; men trudging 
through mud ankle deep, carrying heavy guns and knap- 
sacks, but singing. 

"John Brown's body lies mould'ring in the tomb. 
John Brown's body lies mould'ring in the tomb. 
John Brown's body lies mould'ring in the tomb. 
As we go marching on. 

"Glory, glory, hallelujah! 
Glory, glory, hallelujah! 
Glory, glory, hallelujah! 
As we go marching on." 

They were singing it raggedly, one company not in tune 
with another, evidently singing just because they were in 
good spirits. Then came a break in the line, a major riding 
at the head of another battalion, and these were not sing- 
ing, but were in just as happy a frame of mind laughing 
and cracking jokes. The small, lonely redheaded figure 
sitting on the fence attracted their attention, and they 
tossed many jests at Joel as they went by: "Hello Johnny! 
Where's your parasol?" for a thin mist was falling again. 
"Jump down, Johnny, and let me kiss you good-by," called 
another. Joel could not help grinning back at them, for they 
were so jovial with it all. But one man with a pale, drawn 
face staggered out of line and sat down on the wet bank 
almost at Joel's feet. 




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152 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Buddy," he gasped in a sharp-voiced drawl it seemed 
to Joel that he was talking through his nose "could you 
get me a drink of water ? " 

This was a hated Yankee, but the boy's ideas of Yankees 
were undergoing a slight change; and, furthermore, his 
sympathy was aroused by the evidently suffering man. He 
ran and brought some water in a gourd, the favorite rural 
drinking vessel in the South in those days. 

"Thank ye, son," said the soldier when he had gulped 
down the water. 

"Are you sick?" asked Joel. 

"No, jest tired, mostly," was the reply. "I hurt my foot 
yesterday and it wore me out to march on it." Slowly, every 
motion showing how tired he was, he took a big cracker 
Joel guessed that it was hardtack out of his knapsack and 
bit off pieces of it, talking in broken sentences as he chewed. 

"Not used to this heavy mar chin 5 . . . . Been indoors all 
my life workin' at a bench clockmaker. . . . Ain't got 
much taste for war, anyhow. . . . They drafted me a few 
months ago. . . . Got a wife and four children back in 
Connecticut." 

"Are these all Connecticut soldiers?" asked Joel. 

"Oh no. This is the Hundred and Twenty-third New 
York passin', now. My regiment Fifth Connecticut is 
gone by." 

"How will you get back to it?" 

"I'll get on a wagon when it comes along and ketch up 
with the boys tonight, maybe, when they go into camp." 

Slog, slog, slog, the thousands of feet plodding through 
die mud, steadily getting worse as little misty showers fell; 
still that long dull blue mud-spattered ribbon crawling over 
the little rise beyond the cornfield. The soldier named some 



THE END OF A WORLD 153 

of the regiments as they went by "Forty-sixth Pennsyl- 
vania . . . Second Massachusetts . . . Thirteenth New Jersey," 
. . . Again the jokes. "Hey soldier/' called someone in the 
ranks to the straggler, "has Johnny on the fence took you 
prisoner?" During an interval between divisions, another 
group of mounted officers came in sight, spurring along 
rapidly. The Connecticut soldier struggled to his feet and 
stood at attention. 

"General Alph Williams, new commander of the Twen- 
tieth Corps and his staff," said he out of the corner of his 
mouth to Joel. "He's the feller with the big, forked beard 
and long mustache." 

"Is all this the Twentieth Corps?" asked Joel, when the 
man had sat down again. 

"Yes, but you won't see more'n half of it. The other part 
is goin' by another road." 

"Is it all from the Eastern states?" 

"Oh no, we've got regiments from Ohio, Indiana, 
Illinois, and le's see one from Michigan." 

"How many men are in the corps?" was Joel's next 
question. 

"About 14,000, as I ricollect," said the man. 

Slog, slog, slog, the mud-laden shoes rose and fell, the 
moving thicket of guns bobbed up and down with them as 
Joel pondered all this. War had lost its glitter for him, but 
the spectacle was beginning to have a frightening grandeur 
which he hadn't seen in it before. Never before had he had 
the faintest realization of what a thousand men, five thou- 
sand men meant. There seemed to be no end to the march- 
ing column. He was beginning to be awed and frightened 
by the immensity and power which he saw there. 

Presently, at the end of a division, several wagons came 



154 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

along, and the Connecticut man rose and hobbled toward 
the road. 

"Good-by, buddy/' he said over his shoulder. "Thanks 
for the drink. Come and see me.'* He climbed on the tail- 
gate of one of the wagons while the grinning driver was 
calling to Joel, "Run and git your trunk, Johnny, and git 
aboard!" 

Another division commander and his staff and then 
more infantry, most of them good-natured, unheeding the 
sticky red clay which sucked at their feet and weighted 
their shoes, making marching doubly hard. Still they found 
the small, lone, freckle-faced figure on the fence pleasantly 
humorous. 

"Where's your regiment, Johnny?" "He's a bush- 
whacker, boys; if he so much as bats his eye, I'm goin' to 
dodge." "If there was another one of 'em settin' on t'other 
side of the road, I'd say we was surrounded." 

Joel, tired now and then of watching the moving 
column, went away when the rain became a little heavier, 
but was always drawn back to the road again after a while 
by an irresistible fascination. He couldn't help thinking of 
that gentle Connecticut clockmaker who didn't want to 
fight. Would he get back alive to his wife and children? 
The spectacle was beginning to have new meaning for 
Joel. These men didn't look any different from Georgians. 
Their faces were much like those of home folks. Take the 
blue uniform off them and you wouldn't know the differ- 
ence. And probably they all or nearly all had people back 
there in those Northern states who loved them, and were 
praying for their safe return. That day was destined to 
play an important part in this thoughtful boy's life. It had 
is writing years afterward. 



THE END OF A WORLD 155 

Late in the afternoon he saw the end of the infantry 
column; then came strings of horses and cows seized from 
other farms, and a portion of the vast wagon train of the 
army, many of the wagons, to his astonishment, carrying 
big flat-bottomed boats one boat to each wagon. Joel had 
read of pontoon bridges, but he had supposed that the 
pontoons were made at the water's edge when the soldiers 
came to a stream. But this army, expecting to find bridges 
destroyed in its path, and not wishing to be bothered with 
ferrying, carried its own bridges of boats with it. 

"De governor and de legislature has all run away f m 
Milledgeville," was Harbert's news, when he went back to 
the house again. 

So there was no longer a state government in Georgia! 
A stunned silence reigned over Turnwold that night. Joel 
thought often of those soldiers going into camp a few miles 
away on the muddy ground, among wet grass and under- 
brush, trying to start fires with sodden wood, perhaps some 
of them sleeping, or trying to sleep, without tents in the 
cold drizzling rain. No, there was no longer any glamour 
in war for him. 

Next day, work on the plantation was almost at a stand- 
still. Mr. Turner, haggard and tired, was trying to re- 
organize his little community. More than half his Negroes 
were gone, they had followed the Federal army, as did 
thousands of others in Georgia, expecting to be cared for 
and to have a happy life without work. Harbert, Uncle 
George, and most of the older ones were still faithful, but 
the younger ones, especially those who worked in the fields 

and had not been on familiar terms with the master had 

* 

vanished, and numerous cabins were vacant. 

"It's lucky for me," sighed Mr. Turner. "Sherman will 



156 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

have to feed them, if they're fed at all. I don't know how 
I could have done it this winter, after this raid. 55 He paused 
for a moment, staring at the wall, and said, "It looks like 
the beginning of the end, Joel." 

Work on The Countryman was forgotten that week. As 
Joel stood at the big gate next morning looking northward 
along the road, peopling it again in his mind with the 
thousands of men he had seen marching over it yesterday, 
he thought he saw something move in a fence corner a 
hundred yards away. Looking more keenly, he was sure 
there was a human being there. He walked toward it, and 
saw that it was an old colored woman, thinly clad, sitting 
on a stone, shivering and moaning. Beyond her, in the 
fence corner, lay an aged Negro man, his shoulders covered 
by a ragged shawl 

"Who is that lying there, Auntie?" asked Joel. 

"My ol' man, suh." 

"What is the matter with him." 

"He dead, suh," she replied simply. "But bless God, he 
died free." 

There was a catch in Joel's throat for a moment. Then 
he asked, "Where did you come from?" 

"F'm Morgan County, little mahster. We was followin' 
Giner'l Sherman to freedom, but my ol' man, he couldn't 
go any furder." 

She burst into sobs, and rocked to and fro. 

"I'll bring some help, Auntie," said Joel, and sped away. 
Soon he returned, bringing Harbert and three other men. 
Gently they carried the body of the old slave, who had 
found his freedom, back to the quarters. They had to carry 
his wife also, for she was in a state of exhaustion. Next day 



THE END OF A WORLD 157 

there was a funeral service, with one of the Negroes who 
was a lay preacher officiating, and the elderly stranger was 
buried in the little plantation cemetery. 

His wife had been put to bed in one of the cabins deserted 
by a family who had followed the army. There the Turners 
and the colored people tended her carefully, though it was 
evident that she had not long to live. Joel visited her fre- 
quently, and she invoked many blessings upon the "little 
mahster" who had been so kind to her. Within a few 
weeks, she went, quite contentedly, to join her "oP man" 
in eternal freedom. 

In the issue of The Countryman for the week following 
the passage of the army, Mr. Turner remarked that during 
the past week he had been "entertaining some gentlemen 
from the United States of North America, including a few 
from Europe." There would be quite an interesting story 
to tell of the invasion, he said, but "we deem it prudent to 
omit it for the present. The truth is, we don't know just 
now whether we are a subject of Joe Brown, Gov. Logan, 
Jeff Davis, old Abe or the King of Dahomey." 

Thereafter, the paper appeared in smaller size. Of course, 
no new subscribers appeared, and it could not be profitable. 
The plantation struggled through the latter part of that 
winter somehow, though food for humans and the few 
animals left became painfully scarce. Even at that, Turn- 
wold was more fortunate than some other country places 
where the buildings had been burned and only devasta- 
tion left. 

In May 1865, Mr. Turner wrote an editorial, saying that 
he had just heard of the surrender of the main Confederate 
armies to the Union generals. Grant and Sherman, that 



158 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

henceforth he would publish the paper in greatly reduced 
size and would say nothing about politics until he learned 
how much he would be permitted to say. 

"I suppose I may as well tell you, Harbert," he said when 
the old man came to him for orders about some matter, 
"that you people are all free." 

Harbert peered into his face with something of consterna- 
tion in his eyes. "You ain't goin' to send us away, is you, 
Marster?" he asked. 

"Not if you don't want to go," replied Mr. Turner. "You 
may stay as long as we can find something to eat on the 
place. How long that will be I don't know." 

So The Countryman became just a little leaflet, scarcely 
larger than a book page. Mr. Turner calmly announced his 
acceptance of the new regime: "Reunion Henceforth we 
desire to know no North, no South, no East, no West, but 
one common country." Nevertheless, a harsh Federal gen- 
eral named Wilson, who was in military control of Georgia 
at the time, seized him and kept him for several weeks in 
prison at Macon on the charge of "disloyal utterances." 
The effect of such injustice upon a proud soul like Mr. 
Turner was calamitous. He never quite recovered his spirit 
thereafter. 

Of course, The Countryman was suspended while he 
was in prison, and for several weeks after he was freed. 
When he began issuing it again, he showed a flash of his 
old humor. The paper's motto formerly had been "Inde- 
pendent in everything, neutral in nothing." Now he 
changed it to "Independent in nothing, neutral in every- 
thing." 

|od had remained at Turnwold all this time, helping to 
look after the farm work. When the paper resumed publi- 




"You ain't goin' to fend us away, is you, Marster?" he as\ed. 



160 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

cation, he went back to his old job, though there was not 
much to do. Mr. Turner, in his melancholy, found some 
comfort in the belief that he was coaching one of the future 
great writers of the South. Once Louise Prudden, Joel's 
former little seatmate, now a pretty girl of sixteen who was 
showing promise as a writer, came to visit at Turnwold. 
With one hand upon her shoulder and the other on Joel's, 
Mr. Turner said, "You two will do the writing for the 
South which I will be unable to do." 

Smiling, looking at her old playmate, Louise asked, 
'"What are you going to write about, Joe?" 

The conversation was becoming too emotional for Joel, 
and as usual at such times, he struck back at it with a piece 
of nonsense. Blushing furiously, he muttered, "B-bumble- 
bees and jaybirds." 

He was nearer right than he knew. 

Through another winter the little paper dragged along. 
Turnwold took care, not only of its own Negroes but of 
several who had drifted in from other plantations, where 
all the buildings had been burned and the masters fled. 
One of Mr. Turner's last editorials shows a spirit far in 
advance of many of those around him: 

If the negro is forced upon us as a citizen, we go for 
educating him, inducing him to accumulate property and to 
do other things which make a good citizen. In his attempts 
at elevating himself he should receive all the aid and en- 
couragement in the power of our people to give him. 

How greatly Joel Harris's thought and life were influ- 
enced by this kindly slave owner and gentleman, no one 
can tell But the end of their pleasant association was draw- 



THEENDOFA WORLD 161 

ing near. Mr. Turner came into the shop one day, and said, 
"I'm sorry to tell you, Joel, that we can't go on. I haven't 
the money to buy any more paper and ink." 

Sadly, Joel set the type and ran off the sheets for the last 
time. On the margin of the copy which he kept all his lif e> 
he wrote: 

This is the very last number of The Countryman ever 
issued. I mean this is the last paper printed; and it was 
printed by my hand May 9, 1866. It was established March 
4, 1862, having lived four years, two months and four days. 

J. C. HAJGEUS 

When they had prepared the few copies for mailing, Mr. 
Turner looked around the shop sadly. "There'll be no more 
happy days here at Turnwold, such as we've known in the 
past. For me the end of the world has come. But you are 
young and talented. Life is all before you. There will be a 
place for you somewhere, and my best wishes go with you. 
It's been a great pleasure to have you here, Joel, and you 
have been a loyal and able employee and friend. I hope I 
have helped you a little toward the career of which I can 
see you're dreaming." 

"Y-you have, sir!" stammered Joel. "M-more than I 
can ever tell you." 

It was hard to say good-by to this kind family, to the 
loyal black friends, and to the little shop, the woods, and 
fields where he had been so happy for four years. It was 
agony to Joel because he could not express in words his 
gratitude to them all, and his sorrow in parting. But he 
turned his back upon them at last and started on his walk 
to Eatonton. He was almost penniless. Mr. Turner had 



162 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

been able to pay him little since the end of the war, and all 
that he had earned before that had, of course, been paid to 
him in Confederate money, which was now not worth the 
paper it was printed upon. But even so, it was as his em- 
ployer had said: He was the more fortunate of the two. 
The war ruined Mr. Turner, as it did many another 
Southern planter, and he died only two years later, broken- 
hearted and in poverty. 

As for Joel, those years at Turnwold formed one of the 
most important periods of his life. There he found material 
for many of the stories which brought him fame. There 
he found encouragement for his ambition and some knowl- 
edge of the practical side of publishing. There he may be 
said, in four years, to have grown from boyhood to man- 
hood. There he really began his literary career. 



CHAPTER FOURTEEN 



One Foot on the Ladder 



" ONG before he left Turnwold, Joel had begun to think 
of venturing into the world outside the plantation. 
-" Less than two years after he began work there. 



he wrote to a former Eatonton friend, a little older than 
himself, who had a place in a newspaper shop down at 
Columbus, Georgia, asking if there was a chance of his 
finding work with that paper. It may seem odd to think 
of a boy of fifteen expecting to take a man's place in a 
printing shop, but so many of the men in the South had 
been drawn into the armies that a great deal of their usual 
work at home was being done by boys and old men. 
Furthermore, it must be admitted that by this time Joel 
could set type just about as well as any man in the business. 
The friend in Columbus wrote, "I should be delighted 
if you could come, as I am bored to death with the society 
with which I am compelled to associate. The boys in the 
office are, with a few exceptions, stupid wooden-heads. 
Now, as to work; I can only say that I have tried in all the 
offices, and there is no empty case all full at present. . . . 
You can get a 'sit' in Macon, no doubt, but you will have 
to work, work, all the time, day and night, and you will 
soon get tired of it." 

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164 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

This letter was such a damper that Joel, still loath to ven- 
ture into strange scenes, did nothing more until The Coun- 
tryman ceased to exist. Then he went home and began 
writing letters here and there asking for work. He took his 
friend's advice and centered his attack on Macon, one of 
the leading cities of the state. Aided by strong recommen- 
dations from Mr. Turner and men in his home town, he 
quickly found a place in the composing room of the Macon 
Telegram. He was only seventeen. 

The managing editor must have wondered, when the 
freckled, undersized boy weighing less than a hundred 
pounds stood before him, blushing and stammering, 
whether he had done wisely in taking on such a youngster; 
and yet young Harris's letters had been written in such 
faultless English and sounded so intelligent he took them 
out again and looked them over to be sure he was not mis- 
taken. Perhaps someone else had written them for him. 
Anyhow, his recommendations were excellent. Well, it 
would be only fair to give the boy a chance and see how 
genuine he was. 

Joel's first work was that of taking proofs and helping 
the foreman. He was quiet, having little to say to anybody 
at first, and he studied carefully every detail of the making 
of what seemed to him this great and important city news- 
paper with a press operated by steam. In his spare time, 
both in and out of working hours, he was reading and writ- 
ing. 

Soon he was given a chance to set type. 

"That cub will do," said the old foreman, bringing some 
proof sheets of his work to Harry Neville, the city editor. 
"He's fast and he's accurate. Here are a couple of galleys 
he's set. Look 'em over." 



ONE FOOT ON THE LADDER 165 

"Well, there's a lot of truth in the old saying that you 
can't tell by looking at a frog how far he can jump/' said 
Mr. Neville, when he had glanced over the proofs. "What 
seems still more incredible is that this schoolboy, not dry 
behind the ears yet, is supposed to have written a lot of 
excellent things in The Countryman you remember the 
paper, Ed some of them as much as two years ago when 
he was still more of an infant than he is now. It gets me!" 

It wasn't long before Mr. Neville began giving Joel the 
task of writing small items for the paper. He would pick 
out some event which he thought well suited to the boy's 
style and ask him to write it up. In those days, business 
concerns sometimes secured free puffs in the paper by 
giving a present to the editor or a treat to the whole staff 
of employees, which would bring out an item something 
like this: 

"Mr. Liebman, the well-known Eighth Street baker, 
placed on our table yesterday a large and handsome fruit 
cake which proved to be one of the finest delicacies of the 
sort that we ever stuck a tooth into. The staff cleaned it 
up in short order, much to the editor's regret, and all agreed 
that it could not be surpassed. Mr. Liebman's goods are 
always of this high quality, and our lady readers are advised 
to let him do their baking for them instead of spending 
hours over a hot stove at home." 

Some items of this sort were assigned to Joel, and he 
wrote them in such an unusual and lively manner that they 
attracted much attention. In his reports of other events, he 
now began to show evidences of the humor which was to 
be a chief characteristic of all his mature writing. 

Because of his greenness and good humor, the other 
workmen in the office at first imposed upon him, putting 



166 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

more work upon him than was his due. But he took it so 
good naturedly and was so likable that they ceased to do 
this after a while, and all became fond of him. Because of 
the color of his hair, the office nickname for him was "Pink- 
Top"; but the jest grew to be an affectionate one. 

As he became better acquainted with his work, and 
acquired some closer friendships on the staff, he relaxed and 
spent some time with them in his evening hours. Perhaps 
his best chum was a young man not much older than him- 
self named Bridges Smith, who years later studied law and 
became a judge. This gentleman used to laugh over the 
time when Joel "completed his trade," as the saying was, 
by joining the local typographical union. The ceremony 
took place on a Sunday afternoon in a little brick engine 
house, the home of a volunteer fire company known as 
Young America No. 3, where the union met. 

To join the union, it was necessary to repeat the words of 
an obligation. Joel had it all memorized, but when the time 
came, he was seized with such a panic that he was unable 
to say a word. The silence grew painful, and finally Bridges 
Smith, amused but pitying his friend's embarrassment, 
said, "Mr. President, Mr. Harris stutters." 

"Well, I guess we will have to take the will for the deed," 
said the president, after another few moments' hesitation, 
and so Joel joined the union without promising loyalty, as 
prescribed by the by-laws. 

All the time Joel was writing articles, poems, and, some- 
times, stories for Southern magazines, for most of which he 
still received no pay. Among the magazines to which he 
contributed was the Crescent Monthly, published in New 
Orleans. Its editor was that same Captain Flash, the former 
Macon, journalist whose poems and prose style Joel had 



ONE FOOT ON THE LADDER 167 

admired so much, and about whom he had written in The 
Countryman. Captain Flash was naturally much pleased 
by JoePs praise, and it was through him that an offer came 
when Joel had been in Macon not yet four months of a 
place as secretary to Mr. William Evelyn, owner of the 
magazine. 

Joel was almost in consternation at the thought of what 
the offer meant. New Orleans was so far away. ... It was 
such a big city. . . . He would have to go among strangers, 
make acquaintances all over again. . . . The problem was, 
for two or three days, a nightmare to him, and in despair of 
solving it himself, he finally decided to lay it before Mr. 
Neville. He went into the editor's office red and flustered, 
handed him the letter, and said, "M-Mister Neville, th-this 
letter came for me Monday. I d-didn't ask for a job there. 
I don't know how they happened to ask me." 

Mr. Neville was pretty well acquainted with Joel's char- 
acter by that time. He read the letter through, and asked, 
"Well, what do you think of it, Joe?" 

"I don't know what to think," was the reply. "I came to 
ask your advice." 

The editor hesitated a moment. "It's a bigger thing than 
we can offer you, Joe," he finally said slowly. "More salary, 
perhaps a bigger chance for promotion. And New Orleans 
is a wonderful city. Many cultures there Anglo-Saxon, 
French, Spanish; you'll see and hear things which will be 
of great value to you. I know your ambition. You want to 
be an author. On a magazine you will have a better chance 
to cultivate your talent as it should be cultivated than on a 
newspaper." 

He felt silent so long that Joel finally asked, "Then you 
advise me to accept?" 



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tf A wonder. 




Lo^/y steamboats with their gold-braided officers. 



170 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Giving advice in a case like this is dangerous business/' 
said Mr. Neville. "All I can say is this, Joe: If I were only 
seventeen and in your shoes, I would accept the offer with- 
out hesitation." 

Yet Joel hesitated for at least two days more before writ- 
ing his letter of acceptance. He left Macon with regret for 
he had made friends there, and he liked his employers. 
Many years later, in a letter to one of his children, who 
was visiting in that hospitable city, with the broad tree- 
shaded streets, he said, "You can't tell me anything about 
Macon. I once lived there and liked it very much. The 
people are fine " 

Now for the first time in his life he ventured outside the 
familiar atmosphere of Georgia, and for weeks on end as 
he moved about New Orleans his eyes were round with 
wonder. A great, lazy river, which seemed not to move at 
all, lordly steamboats with their gold-braided officers and 
aristocratic passengers, ocean vessels which had come up 
the mighty stream one hundred miles from the sea, bustling 
docks littered with baled cotton and coffee and sugar and 
a thousand other things, the vast sullen swamps, the 
strange bird and animal life, the long moss trailing from 
the trees like funereal decorations why, here he seemed 
to be in a foreign country! The narrow, cobbled streets 
with their lovely romantic names Bienville, Iberville, 
Baronne (where his own office was), Dryades, Melpomene, 
Clio . . . The mansions in some quarters of town with lacy 
ironwork over the porches, yards full of flowering trees, 
shrubs and vines, and the air heavy with the scent of bloom, 
the strange foods lobster, crab, shrimp, crawfish . . . The 
soft Creole dialect, even Negroes talking French. . . . The 
old colored woman with her basket of vegetables on her 



ONE FOOT ON THE LADDER 171 

way from market, who dropped on her knees on the stone 
floor just inside the door of St. Louis Cathedral and said 
her little morning prayer . . . The stall keeper in the old 
French market, shoveling up live crawfish with a scoop 
like the grocer at home used for sugar, pouring them into 
a paper bag on the scales, and the woman customer going 
off with them, audibly scuffling and scratching inside the 
bag It was all as fascinating as a play. There was a young 
newspaper reporter named George W. Cable, working in 
the city at the time, who was keenly alive to its charm, and 
who later wrote it into some fine short stories and novels. 

But Joel did not give all his spare moments to sight- 
seeing. He spent much time outside office hours in writing 
paragraphs and unsigned articles for his employer's maga- 
zine, and also for the New Orleans papers. 

"You'll have to be careful what you write for these 
papers, Joe," grinned Captain Flash, when he heard of 
this sideline, "or you'll have somebody taking a pot shot 
at you on the street or an elegant gentleman walking in 
here one morning with a challenge for you. These fire* 
eating editors down here crave your blood if you so much 
as bat an eyelash crooked. We'd hate to see you toted home 
plumb full of holes or all messed up with a bowie knife." 

Truly enough, the brawls and duels in which the editors 
there were involved seemed too numerous for comfort, and 
Joel was careful to write nothing which would offend these 
touchy citizens. Many of his productions were romantic 
little poems. He was ashamed of most of them when he 
grew older, and called them doggerel. One of them which 
is known to be his work was "The Sea Wind," written for 
the New Orleans Times. It began: 



172 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

O sweet south wind! O soft south wind! 

O wind from off the sea! 
When you blow to the inland ports of home 

Kiss my love for me. 

Odd that a youth who had never had a love affair should 
write so fervently of love ! 

Joel was very useful to his employer and editor. He is 
said to have written all but one of a series of lectures on 
English literature which Mr. Evelyn, the proprietor, de- 
livered before a girls' school in New Orleans. But after all, 
New Orleans was never home to Joel. It was too foreign, 
too different from the rustic Georgia environment in which 
he had grown up and which he ever afterward preferred to 
all others. He tasted the rare food in the famous French 
restaurants of the old Creole city, but let others praise them 
as they would, he preferred corn bread and buttermilk, 
fried chicken, ham, and collards. 

He was homesick, too, for the red clay banks, homely 
living and crisper winters of Georgia, and fate helped him 
to get back there. The Crescent Monthly, never prosperous, 
died when he had been in its office less than a year, and 
back he came in May 1867, "nursing a novel in his brain," 
as he said, to spend a little while with his mother in Eaton- 
ton, "ruralizing in the places where grain grows and birds 
sing." 



CHAPTER FIFTEEN 



Joel Builds a Refutation 



B 



UT Joel couldn't afford to be without a salary long, 
so after a very brief vacation, he began looking for 
a place again. He was going into Macon on a train 
one day, with his flabby carpetbag in his hand, hoping to 
find a composing-room job again, when he saw on the 
platform of one of the coaches a familiar face none other 
than that of Jim Harrison, who had worked for a time in 
The Countryman office. Jim was a few years older than 
Joel, and to Joel he was always "Mr. Harrison." He looked 
in every direction but the right one, until just as the train 
was cranking to a stop, his glance fell upon Joel. He stared 
for a moment, then his face lighted up with recognition. 

"Joe Harris," he exclaimed, reaching for the boy's hand, 
"is it really you?" 

"Y-yes sir," stammered Joel, blushing as usual. 

"What do you mean by that 'sir' ? Well, well, how you've 
changed since I saw you last ! How many years has it been? 
Three? Four? I've been hearing of your career. Where are 
you working now? Still in New Orleans?" 

"No," said Joel. "The magazine collapsed. I'm out of a 
job now." 

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174 JOEL CHANDLER HAR.RIS 

"Is that so?" They were climbing down the steps to the 
station platform. "Listen! Come over here where we can 
talk." Jim dragged him by the arm to a quiet corner. "You 
may be the very man I'm looking for. I've bought the news- 
paper up at Forsyth, in Monroe County, just northwest of 
here. It's called the Monroe Advertiser. I always wanted to 
publish a newspaper. Now I have to have somebody to run 
the shop. You could do that and some of the writing, 
too. Would you consider such a place?" 

"Why, yes, I might," said Joel. 

"Now, as to wages." Harrison hesitated a moment. "A 
country newspaper, you know, can't pay fancy salaries. 
But I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm married now finest little 
wife you ever saw, Joe and I'll give you board and lodging 
in my home as part pay. Add to that well, say seven dol- 
lars a week in cash. Does that sound all right?" 

Joel hesitated. To go and live in a strange home again, 
with a young woman fussing around him, having to eat at 
the table with her. . . . 

Jim Harrison misunderstood his hesitation. "Well, make 
it eight dollars." 

"Oh, that's all right!" gasped Joel. And thus at eighteen 
he became well-nigh the mainstay of a country newspaper. 
Long afterward, he humorously described his job thus: 

"I set all the type, pulled the press, kept the books, swept 
the floor, and wrapped the papers for mailing; my me- 
chanical, accounting, and menial duties being concealed 
from the vulgar hilarity of the world outside of Forsyth by 
the honorable and impressive title of Editor." 

Jim. Harrison had ideas. The Monroe Advertiser was one 
of the first newspapers in the county to have a local depart- 
ment; that is, columns of personal items about the little 



JOEL BUILDS A REPUTATION 175 

everyday doings of citizens of the town and surrounding 
country. Up to that time newspapers thought they were 
called upon only to record important political news, prefer- 
ably about the state and nation, with some items describing 
great disasters and other momentous or curious happenings 
in various parts of the world all this clipped from other 
papers, of course. Local news was being given much more 
space by the time Joel went into the Advertiser office, but 
still there was no column in which the little visits and 
travels and sicknesses and accidents of ordinary folk were 
recorded. To publish material like this would have, up to 
that time, been considered a sort of yellow journalism. 

"Other people beside politicians have a right to have 
their names in the paper, Joel," said his employer. "I think 
they'll be interested in seeing their own names and those of 
their neighbors in print, and I think it will win a lot of 
new readers for us." 

So the Advertiser began carrying a column of items such 
as everyone who reads a country newspaper sees to this day: 

Ed Simpson has gone back to college neighborhood -was in town yesterday, 

at Athens. shopping. He says the crops look 

Mr. John A. Timmins was in Macon on good out his way. 

business yesterday. Mr. Henry Huskins had the misfortune 

Miss Hattie Gates of Dames Ferry is to have his right kneecap broken 

visiting Miss Willie Toland. Thursday by the kick of a horse. He 

Mr. Azariah Dickey of the Towaliga is resting comfortably at this writing. 

/ 

This department greatly increased the Advertiser's circu- 
lation, but editor and proprietor must have had to do con- 
siderable "leg work," as the reporters say, to gather the 
material. Joel also wrote paragraphs, commenting on local, 
state, and national news, and here he began to display the 
rich fund of humor which soon earned him a wide reputa- 
tion. The terse, snappy paragraphs were copied into other 



176 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

papers far and wide. The Atlanta Constitution published a 
string of them at intervals under the heading of "Harris- 
oniana," but as time went on other editors learned who was 
really responsible for them, and then and there Joel's 
reputation as a journalistic wit was born. 

All this work and the increased circulation made the 
office so busy that within a few months Mr. Harrison said, 
"Joe, I'm going to take on an apprentice to help you in the 
shop. There's a farmer boy named Turner Manry that 
wants to learn the trade. Of course, I can give him only his 
board and clothes at first. You don't mind his rooming with 
you, do you?" 

"N-no," said Joel slowly. He did mind; he dreaded it. 
But it would have done no good to say so. 

In later life, Turner Manry moved to Louisiana and 
became a member of the state legislature. But his appear- 
ance gave no promise of such a future on that day when he 
came walking in from his father's farm, seven miles out 
in the country, a gawky youth of seventeen carrying all his 
belongings in a flabby carpetbag. 

His new boss took him into the shop where he saw the 
first type case and printing press that he had ever laid eyes 
on and introduced him to Joel, who shook hands and 
mumbled something. Turner's first impression of him was 
that "he had the reddest hair I ever saw, and had less to say 
than anyone I had ever met." 

But as they became better acquainted, Joel thawed, and 
grew quite talkative with the new helper. Turner was 
tremendously awed by him, and never called him anything 
but "Mr. Harris." He looked on with amazement as Joel 
composed paragraphs and even long articles, standing at 
the case. One which he long remembered, "A Fox Hunt 



JOEL BUILDS A REPUTATION 177 

in Georgia/' describing one of those dear old days at Turn- 
wold, was a column and a half in length. 

"I don't see how you do it, Mr. Harris," he said over and 
over again. 

Manry first took on the "devil's 55 work, then learned to 
read proofs and then to set type. Jobs were strenuous in the 
Advertiser office ten or twelve hours a day, and every 
week, just before the paper came out, they had to work 
evenings. But Turner could not remember that Joel ever 
took an hour off during the more than two years of their 
association. After some further years of experience in the 
business, he declared that Joel was the best pressman he 
ever saw, and that as a writer he could say more in ten 
lines than many editors could say in a column. 

Newspapers exchanged copies with one another then, 
and magazines sent copies gratis to newspaper offices in 
order to get an occasional free notice. All the best maga- 
zines, including BlacJswood's, the Living Age, Harper's, 
Appleton's, and others came to the Advertiser's office, and 
Joel, a voracious reader, contrived to absorb the most of 
their contents another amazing thing to young Manry. He 
was deeply absorbed in Dickens's last work, The Mystery 
of Edwin Drood, as it came out in monthly installments, 
and was greatly shocked when the novelist's sudden death 
ended the story in the middle of its course. 

"What a loss to literature!" he mourned. "What a loss 

to the world ! And he was writing one of his best stories 

I wonder if he told anyone how it was to come out." 

"Turner," he said to his young helper, "you don't read 
enough. You don't read any books." 

"Well, I never seem to find time," defended Manry 
sheepishly. "I never seem to get around to it." 



178 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"You just haven't formed a reading habit/' said his 
mentor. 

"Joe's right," said their employer, who was present. 
"You can't get anywhere in journalism, Turner, unless you 
have done some reading. Dr. Jayne, the druggist, has a little 
circulating library. Why don't you join it?" 

"I'll do that, sir," promised Manry, always ready to take 
the advice of those two great men. "You tell me what books 
to pick out, Mr. Harris." 

"Here's one for you to start on," said Joel that afternoon, 
handing the youth a copy of A Tale of Two Cities. "A 
great story of the French revolution by Dickens. I want you 
to read it carefully you'll enjoy it, too and tell me what 
you think of it. Criticize it if you think it has any weak 
points." 

Turner read it, and said, "That sure was an interesting 
book, Mr. Harris. I'd heard a lot about that French revolu- 
tion, but I never realized what it was like before." 

"Well, now would be a good time to discover what it 
was all about," said Joel. He found a history of France, not 
too heavy, and gave that to his young pupil to read. And 
so he continued his cultivation in literary taste in the 
young man, which Manry remembered gratefully for the 
rest of his life. He remembered also how thoughtful Joel 
was toward everyone, especially those in humbler positions. 
Knowing that Manry received no salary, he would fre- 
quently stand treat, especially on hot summer days, when 
a watermelon or a glass of soda would be particularly 
refreshing. 

It was at Forsyth that Joel had his first taste of what 
seemed real literary fame. A man named Davidson was 
compiling a work which he called Living Writers of the 



JOEL BUILDS A REPUTATION 179 

South, and he asked the young printer-scribe to prepare 
the index for it. He also sought Mr, Harris's opinion as 
to the disputed authorship of the famous Civil War poem 
beginning, "All quiet along the Potomac tonight." A 
Southern man named Fontaine was claiming the author- 
ship, although the poem, so far as known, had first ap- 
peared in Harper's Weekly over the initials of a New York 
woman. Joel made a long and serious investigation, and 
decided in favor of the New Yorker. 

Living Writers of the South contained, among others, 
a sketch Joel blushed and wriggled with modesty when 
he looked at it, even in solitude of none other than Mr. 
J. Chandler Harris himself. It contained at least one glaring 
error, namely the statement that Mr. Harris was studying 
law. 

Mrs. Harrison was very kind to the two young men, 
and she and her sister-in-law, Mrs. Starke, who paid her 
some long visits during Joel's stay in Forsyth, did all they 
could to overcome his agonizing bashfulness. When he 
first arrived, he sat completely tongue-tied at the table 
during meals, and escaped as soon afterward as possible. 
He was morbidly conscious of his awkwardness, and he 
had been teased so much about his red hair and freckles 
that he thought himself much more unattractive to other 
people than he really was. Mrs. Harrison and Mrs. Starke 
were thoughtful and tactful, and he presently began to 
be more at ease with them. 

But the person who really brought him out of his shell 
was Mrs. Starke's tiny daughter, Nora Belle, who took to 
him at once, and was too young to notice his timidity. 
She climbed into his lap and put her arms around his 
neck, and his heart opened up to her as it seldom did to 



180 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

anyone. All his life he fell an easy captive to any child, 
and the children in turn loved him. Even after he left 
Forsyth, Joel sent gifts to Nora Belle, and once he wrote 
a little poem to her. 

Mr. Harrison's younger, unmarried sister Nora also 
became an acquaintance of Joel's, but he was never quite 
at his ease with her. One winter Sunday afternoon they 
were walking together and how that happened, it is 
hard to understand while the sun was setting, redly and 
gloriously, amid tattered clouds edged with gold. 

"Oh, isn't it lovely ! Isn't it wonderful ! " exclaimed Miss 
Nora, ecstatically. "It creates inexpressible thoughts in my 
soul. What do you think of it, Mr. Harris?" She was 
hoping to evoke some beautiful poetic expression from 
the young genius. But he was repelled as usual by what 
he considered "gush," and just stammered: 

"R-rem-minds me of a d-dish of scrambled eggs." 

Miss Nora was disgusted with him. Apparently he 
never stood so high in her estimation afterward. 

His salary rose while he was in Forsyth, until he was 
receiving forty dollars a month plus his board and lodg- 
ing. He sent money to his mother, and her life began 
to be much easier than it had been for years past. And he 
also began to gratify modestly a young man's natural liking 
for nice clothes. His and Turner's room at the Harrisons' 
house contained little beside the bed, a pine table, two 
chairs, and Joel's trunk. But the trunk had in it several 
white shirts with pleated bosoms and some fine English 
socks. He was particular about his clothes though some 
people declared that they didn't fit and took good care 
of them. 

When once Joel got acquainted, he was a good talker, 




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182 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and might even be lively and full of jokes. The talk at the 
Harrisons' dining table was well worth hearing, so Turner 
Manry thought, and Joel and some of the young men of 
the town had a club called "Company Two," of which he 
was one of the leading spirits. 

But his timidity, actually a horror of meeting strangers, 
continued. Twice after he left Forsyth he visited Mrs. 
Starke and her husband at their home in Milledgeville. 
Once, while they were sitting in the parlor with a close 
friend or two, some people who were strangers to Joel 
were seen approaching the house. 

He became red and nervous at once. There was only one 
exit from the parlor, and that was through the hall, which 
was now blocked by the incoming callers. Mrs. Starke, 
laughing, whispered, "You are cornered now! You can't 
get away." 

But he did ! The house was built in a favorite old South- 
ern fashion, rather high off the ground, so that the window 
sills were seven or eight feet in the air. Nevertheless, Joel 
made one flying leap through a window into the yard and 
vanished for the afternoon. 

He added nothing to his stock of Negro folklore while 
he was in Forsyth, but he did find something which was 
destined to become immortal. There was an old Negro in 
the town who, since he was made free, had earned his liv- 
ing by working in the gardens of the townsfolk, and the 
name of this old man was Remus! Of course, everybody 
called him Uncle Remus. The name struck Joel as amus- 
ing, and when, a few years later, he began writing the 
stories which brought him fame, he represented them as 
being told by a kindly old plantation Negro to whom he 
gave the name of 'the obscure gardener in Forsyth. 



JOEL BUILDS A REPUTATION 183 

The news finally spread among other editorial offices in 
Georgia that the editing and all the best writing on the 
Monroe Advertiser was being done by a redheaded young- 
ster named Harris who never had a word to say for himself. 
The result was that when Joel had been there about three 
years, he received a letter one morning which fairly struck 
him dumb with astonishment. He read it through a second 
time, and still it seemed almost incredible. As usual, he 
went directly to his employer. 

"M-Mr. Harrison," he blurted out, "the S-Savannah 
N-News has offered me forty dollars a week." 

Mr. Harrison stared at him in amazement Forty dollars 
a week was a high salary for any newspaper man in those 
days, let alone a kid not yet twenty-two. 

"Here's the 1-letter," said Joel, handing it to him. 

Mr. Harrison read it through. 

"Well, I won't pretend that I wasn't expecting some- 
thing of this kind," he said, slowly. "You've made a repu- 
tation, Joel, and I couldn't expect you to stay in Forsyth 
forever. It will be impossible to fill your place, but I'll have 
to do the best I can." 



CHAPTER SIXTEEN 



Savannah Humorist 




IAVANNAH! Another beautiful, elderly Southern 
city, with broad, tree-shaded streets, gracious old 
mansions, great live-oaks trailing long streamers of 
moss, the scent of magnolia and gardenia blooms, forts and 
scars of Civil War and revolution, memories of colonial 
days long before that, even back to the time of the founder, 
Oglethorpe. But it had something of Georgia in it, and it 
was therefore more like home to Joel than New Orleans 
had been. 

It was a slow-moving, easy-going city in those days. Joel 
used to tell how he once ran to catch a street car when he 
first went there, which was such a startling thing to do 
that people on the car stared at him in amazement, and one 
old lady whispered to another, "If you think he's crazy, 
well get of!." But perhaps that was just one of Joel's jokes 
after he moved to Atlanta. Atlanta loved to tease prim, 
touchy old Savannah. 

Joel approached the place with his usual dread of meet^ 
ing new associates and acquaintances. He chuckled in mid- 
dle life, and remarked that with a salary of forty dollars 
a week assured him, he felt like "the biggest man in the 

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world." But that feeling was all inside him; none of it ap- 
peared in his demeanor. 

He had raised a mustache by this time, so that he did 
not look quite so boyish. But when Colonel Estill, the pro- 
prietor of the News, took him up to the editorial room to 
introduce him to Colonel Thompson, the editor, and the 
rest of the staff, one of the reporters said, "We thought at 
the time that he was the greenest, gawkiest-looking speci- 
men of humanity our eyes had ever rested upon." 

After Colonel Estill and Joel had left the room, the others 
turned to Colonel Thompson and bombarded him with 
jokes about the new paragrapher. 

"What is that critter that Colonel Estill has found?" 
asked one. "Is it human or what?" 

"How did the colonel catch him in a fishtrap or a 
net?" wisecracked another. 

Colonel Thompson smiled comfortably. "Fact of the 
matter is, boys, that I myself am responsible for bringing 
him here. He is the wittiest paragrapher in Georgia. He 
will rather surprise you, if I'm not mistaken." 

The fact that Thompson himself was a humorist ex- 
plains why he was so strongly drawn to young Harris. Two 
volumes entitled Major Jones's Courtship and Major Jones's 
Travels, written before Joel was born, and bearing the 
name of W. T. Thompson on the title page, are still valued 
as humorous pictures of Southern village and backwoods 
life before the Civil War. 

Any newcomer to a newspaper staff was doomed to 
suffer some unmerciful teasing. But that evening, when 
JoePs manuscript written in pencil, as all newspaper copy 
was then and for long afterward began to come to the 
composing room, the printers said to one another, "Say, 



186 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

that new fellow has had some writing lessons, anyhow. 
You can read every word of his stuff clear as print ! " 

This was an unusual blessing, for many editors and re- 
porters, in their haste, wrote very badly. The great editor, 
Horace Greeley, wrote such atrocious script that hardly 
anybody could read it. 

Manuscript for the News was sent into the composing 
room as fast as it was written and impaled on a hook on 
the wall. After Joel came, the printers would watch for his 
copy. When sheets written by others came in, the printers 
would pretend to be busy at something else. But when they 
saw from a distance a fresh sheet on the hook with that 
clear, even copybook writing of the new man, there was a 
rush for it, and the fellow who captured it was happy. 

The staff found, as Colonel Thompson had predicted, 
that Joel's work was superior in journalistic quality, too. 
His particular job was the creation of snappy paragraphs 
of the sort which had made his reputation at Forsyth; 
comment, usually humorous, sometimes sharply satirical, 
upon local, state, or national happenings or characters. 
Georgia's statesmen and politicans came in for a deal of, 
usually good-natured, teasing, as did certain institutions of 
which this or that community was proud Augusta's canal 
project and the State-owned railroad, for example. He was 
amused at the rapturous descriptions of the Atlanta Steam 
Dye Works, which, he said, "appear in the papers of that 
city." 

The South was suffering from the evils of the recon- 
struction period following the Civil War. Federal troops 
were still stationed in Savannah, causing much ill-feeling 
among the citizens, but almost nothing of all this appears 
in Joel's lively paragraphs, some of which were like these: 



SAVANNAH HUMORIST 187 

The colored people of Macon celebrated the birthday of 
Lincoln again on Wednesday. This is the third time since 
last October. 

The Atlanta man who hilariously tempted his mother-in- 
law to hold a firecracker while he called the children, is 
now temporarily boarding with his uncle. 

The editor of the Cuthbert Appeal, having seen a ten- 
dollar note, has removed the crape from his arm and an- 
nounced in his paper that money is becoming easier. 

In White County recently, Mr. James H. Trooth had a 
dispute with a neighbor over some corn. Trooth was crushed 
to earth, but soon rose again and vanquished his assailant, 
and now the eternal ears of corn are his. 

When the United States had a rather dangerous quarrel 
with Spain in 1873, Joel wrote: 

The 'bare possibility of a war with Spain has caused some 
of the 'valiant roosters who recovered from lameness so sud- 
denly after our late war, to hunt up their old canes. Nothing 
like being in time. 

A humorous warfare with another editor, in which the 
opponents fired the wittiest retorts they could think of, 
back and forth at one another, day after day, was a favorite 
sport of a paragrapher like Joel Harris. Once, when affairs 
of this sort became rather quiet, he wrote a "want ad": 

We desire to engage in a newspaper duel with some 
respectable person. He must be a man of family and a 
member of the church. References given and required. No 
objections to going into the country. 



188 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

An editor named Shropshire was a favorite antagonist, 
as another paragraph indicates: 

The Hawkinsville Dispatch, in noticing a local Irish 
potato, says, "It is nearly as large as some editors' heads we 
wot of." Why can't these editors let Shropshire alone? 

The newspapers in Georgia were all pretty good friends, 
and, for the most part, enjoyed their controversies im- 
mensely. Joel's quips were so much more clever than most 
of the others that they were widely copied. Every day 
groups of them were reprinted in other papers, under more 
or less humorous headings: "Harrisania," "Harrisgraphs," 
"Harris Sparks," "Red-Top Flashes," "Hot Shots from 
Red Hair-is." The Macon Enterprise quoted them under 
the heading, "Red Hairs." At which another editor mut- 
tered, "Somebody is going to see trouble yet about Harris's 
head." 

But not so. The victim didn't seem to mind, and the 
nicknames for him, most of them alluding to that hair, 
were numberless. "Red-Top," "Pink-Top," "Torchlight," 
"Sorrel-Top," "Vermilion Pate," "Molasses-haired humor- 
ist," "Our friend of the ensanguined foretop," "That little 
crimson pink of the Savannah News," "Burning bush of 
Georgia journalism," "One of the most valuable contribu- 
tors to the Southern waste-basket" these were just a few. 

When that curious phenomenon, the Northern Lights, 
appeared in the sky for two or three nights, an editor an- 
nounced that he had ascertained that it was not the Aurora 
Borealis at all, but Pink-Top Harris sailing around over 
Georgia in a balloon. At another time, Joel admitted having 
been annoyed, while on a visit to the country, by chigres, 



SAVANNAH HUMORIST 189 

those microscopic crimson insects which attack one in the 
Southern outdoors, and which in Georgia at that time 
were called "red bugs." Whereupon another joker wrote: 

The impression that Harris of the Savannah News was 
annoyed by red bugs while at Tallulah is all a mistake. The 
red bugs saw him coming, thought he was their big brother 
just got home, and went for him widi fraternal embraces. 

One editor, describing him, said, "His head is encircled 
by a halo of redolent glory." But the Macon Telegraph, 
going at the job more satirically, wrote, "J. Chandler 
Harris, of the Savannah News, stands six feet, five in his 
stocking feet. He is a brunette of the most perfect type, 
with coal black hair flowing down his neck in beautiful 
ringlets." 

Once more a serious editor protested that whenever some 
journalist got the worst of a duel of wits with Harris, "he 
always falls back on that old, stale, weather-beaten and 
worn-out repartee, 'red head.' J. C. has one consolation; if 
his hair is red, it is a durned sight more than their articles 



are." 



But very often the other editors paid real tribute to his 
genius. One called him "the bright, sparkling, vivacious, 
inimitable Harris. There is no failing in his spirit of wit 
and humor, playful raillery and pungent sarcasm. As a 
terse and incisive paragraphist, he is unequaled in the 
South." "The wit of the press"; "A genius of rare and ver- 
satile ability," were other tokens of appreciation. 

A subject frequently mentioned in his column was a 
small-town character named Tump Ponder some say 
there really was such a person the owner of a roan mule, 



190 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

whose heels were so dangerous that his harness had to be 
put on him with a long pole, and, even then, there had to 
be a new pole every day, because he wrecked the old one. 

Joel was now so widely read that he could start discus- 
sions and sensations quite in the manner of today. Once he 
stirred up much interest over the question, "Who was the 
prettiest girl in Georgia?" He deftly gave the impression 
that his "editorial album" was full of photographs of the 
loveliest beauties of the state. When he went to Eatonton on 
a visit to his mother, another sharp-eared editor heard of 
it, and set afloat the story that the brilliant paragrapher of 
the Savannah 'News had started on a statewide, personal 
search for that P. G. in G. 

But when, shortly after this, he was asked by the press 
association to respond to the toast, "The Ladies," at the 
annual banquet, it all turned out just as they might have 
expected. He at first said no, that he couldn't think of it! 
Then he began to toy with the idea that he might try the 
stunt, after all. But as the hour approached, he saw that it 
was impossible. He went to the dinner, but when the after- 
dinner oratory came on, it was suddenly discovered that 
his chair was vacant. 

"And this is the man who says so much about the T. G. 
in G!' " jeered a fellow writer. "Fie, Brother Harris! We 
never in our days heard of a more diabolical case of igno- 
minious desertion." 

In his column Joel claimed to be the agent for a newly 
patented invention, the "chicken torpedo," which would 
blow up any prowler who tried to steal fowls from a hen- 
house at night. This brought forth many humorous fake 
stories, one of them supposed to come from a Baptist min- 
ister, who told of rushing to his chicken house after a night 



SAVANNAH HUMORIST 191 

explosion and finding many chickens dead and maimed. 
Grasping the two severed legs of one fowl was a big, black 
hand, supposedly that of the colored larcenist who was try- 
ing to get away with the chickens. 

This joke gave birth to a number of new, fanciful titles 
for Joel "Colonel J. Craw Harris, President and Treasurer 
of the Georgia Chicken Torpedo Company"; "Traveling 
Agent, J. Codrington Harris 5 '; "J. Charlemagne Harris, 
the inventor" and others. 

But the jester also wrote a serious editorial or a literary 
article at frequent intervals, something whose fineness of 
conception and crisp beauty of style impressed those who 
read it. He wrote poems, too, for the paper always anony- 
mous both grave and gay, and some of real merit. But 
the printers said they could always tell when he was writing 
one of his funny things, for they could hear him laughing 
in his little den. 

One day a prominent citizen of Savannah came to him 
with a clergyman from Florida, saying, "Mr. Harris, here 
is a gentleman whom I think you ought to know, and who 
is very anxious to meet you. He has a communication of 
unusual importance to make." 

The gentleman then went away, and left Joel with the 
preacher, who proved to be a dry and long-winded talker. 
After many preliminaries, he finally reached the subject 
which was nearest his heart. 

"The earth is not round, as scientists have always be- 
lieved," he declared solemnly, "but is shaped like an egg." 

Joel, who had been considerably bored, sat up with new 
interest. He saw that the visitor was what was called in 
those days a "crank." 

"Instead of revolving around the sun," the reverend 



192 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

gentleman continued, "the earth is the center around which 
the sun and the whole solar system revolve. The seasons, 
the periods of heat and cold, are caused by the endosmose 
and exosmose processes. As you, not being a scientist, may 
not be familiar with such words as endosmosis, I will 
explain." 

He explained, at great and tiresome length. On and on 
he maundered, and presently he opened up a package 
which he carried. Joel saw to his horror that it was a 
manuscript. There looked to be a ream of it. 

"I have written a poem on the subject," said the minister. 
"I will read portions of it to you." 

He cleared his throat and began. Instead of "portions," 
the unfortunate listener had the impression that he read 
nearly all of it. It seemed to Joel that the torture would 
never end, but he was too polite to ask for mercy. 

"Now, I have decided," said the gentleman, when he had 
concluded his reading, "that you are the person to aid me 
in making known this revolutionary truth to the world. I 
shall leave the manuscript with you. Study it all at your 
leisure, publish it in your paper, add your own comments 
upon it, and it will make us both famous." 

He went away, leaving the young scribe flabbergasted. 
Naturally, the first thing that popped into Joel's head was a 
satirical comment upon the subject, instead of the grave 
discussion which the theorist expected. It was a golden 
opportunity for a youthful humorous paragrapher, but "I 
ought to have known better," he sighed regretfully in later 
life. 

The irate author called at the News office for his manu- 
script, went up to Chicago or thereabouts, and, for years 
afterward, took pleasure in launching in the newspapers all 



SAVANNAH HUMORIST 193 

sorts of fake stories about Joel, by way of revenge. Accord- 
ing to him, "Mr. Harris is a native of Africa, having been 
born of missionary parents at Joel, on the northeast coast. 
. . . His hair is snowy white, as the result of a strangely 
romantic career." He never failed to send his victim a 
marked copy of the newspaper in which these skits 
appeared. 

Jim Harrison felt Joel's absence from the Monroe Adver- 
tiser so severely that he went to Savannah to make Joel an 
offer to return to Forsyth. But naturally, he could not match 
the salary or the opportunity that Joel had on the News, 
and so nothing came of the proposition. 

But Joel, as usual, remembered his former employer with 
enormous gratitude. He wrote of Jim to Mrs. Starke that 
"He treated me throughout with a kindness and consider- 
ation which I am not sure I deserved." 

He also remembered gratefully others at Forsyth "the 
friends whom I knew and loved there . . . who were so 
gentle, so kind and so good, who were always ready to 
overlook my shortcomings and to forgive my awkward 
blunders. ... I know in my soul that I will never again 
find such friends," 

It was always so with Joel All through life he was con- 
vinced that people everywhere had been and were kinder 
to him than he deserved. He once remarked that he owed 
everything to the people at Eatonton, who had been so 
good to him and his mother when he was a child. But he 
didn't quite mean that. Later, he was to feel just as grateful 
to Mr. Turner and his family, and then to the people at 
Macon and then Forsyth and so on. 

It was natural, too, that one of his temperament should 
write gloomily to Mrs. Starke soon after he reached 



194 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Savannah, "I don't expect to make any friends here for 
the simple reason that I shall not try." 

But he did, of course. He was soon on very happy terms 
with all the News staff, and he made other acquaintances 
at the Florida House, a sort of family hotel or boarding 
house which was his home throughout his stay in Savannah. 
After he had been there a few months and some of his 
shyness had worn off, his appearance at the table was wel- 
comed, for the conversation immediately became livelier 
and wittier. 

One of his close friends at the boarding house was Louis 
Weber, a young pharmacist and clerk in one of the city's 
drug stores. Their rooms on the fourth floor were next to 
each other. Both had to work until late at night, Joel a 
little later than Weber, who would always sit up until his 
friend came. Then they would discuss politics or literature 
or read aloud to each other from some new book and criti- 
cize it. Or, on rare occasions, when they were feeling 
frolicsome, they might indulge in a bit of singing or 
skylarking. 

On Sundays, the most thrilling recreation was a stroll on 
Bull Street, the city's main residence boulevard. They had 
a funny little tradition in Savannah. It was an unwritten 
rule that the sidewalk on the west side of Bull Street was 
reserved as a promenade for the aristocracy; the east side 
was for the lower classes. Joel and Louis dressed up in their 
best clothes and walked on both sides. 



CHAPTER SEVENTEEN 



Romance 



A MONG the boarders at the Florida House were a 
/=^\ middle-aged couple, Captain Pierre La Rose and 
-4- -^- his wife, Mrs. Esther Dupont La Rose. They 
were French Canadians by birth, and their charming per- 
sonalities and piquant pronunciation made them quite 
popular. Captain La Rose was the operator of a steamboat, 
the Lizzie Balder, which ran from Savannah down the 
coast and up the St. John's River to Palatka. He also owned 
some large farms in the Province of Quebec. They had three 
children, but for a long time Joel saw only two of them. 

"Our oldest daughter, Esther she is nearly sixteen 
is at school in St. Hyacinthe in Quebec," Mrs. La Rose told 
him. 

"Is she a native of Canada, too?" asked Joel 
"No sir/' replied the Captain, "she was born when we 
were living in Lansingburg, near Troy, New York. That 
was in 1854. 1 was running two boats, the John Tracy and 
the Edmund Lewis, on the Hudson River then. 

"After the Civil War began, and the Federals got posses- 
sion of the mouth of the James River, I took the John Tracy 
down to Washington and carried mail and supplies be- 



195 



196 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

tween there and the army. I would sail from Washington 
down to Newport News, or whatever port near by the 
Union army was using. Going back, there would usually 
be a load of Confederate prisoners and wounded soldiers 
of both armies, poor fellows, on their way north to prisons 
and hospitals. In summer they lay on the open deck; some- 
times it was covered with them. Picture it to yourself, Mr. 
Harris. The sun may be very hot in Virginia, and the suffer- 
ing of those sick and wounded men tore at my heart. One 
day some Southern wounded prisoners in their agony 
begged to be thrown overboard." 

The Captain's voice rose in his excitement. 

"I protested to the army officer in charge of them. It is 
inhuman!' I cried. 'You should provide shelter for them 
or not send them north in such hot weather.' " 

"Papa ! " admonished Mrs. La Rose. "You are talking too 
loud." 

"He was angry," said the Captain, lowering his voice 
with terrific effort. "He bade me attend to my own affairs. 
I saw by his look at me that he meant me no good. And 
sure enough, he reported to the War Department that I was 
a rebel sympathizer. Soldiers came to my boat and arrested 
me, and I was thrown into the old Capitol Prison." 

The Captain's arms fell into his lap in tragic despair. 

"Do you know Washington, Mr. Harris? No? Then you 
do not know that old brick building they called the Capitol 
Prison. A terrible place I The filth ! The rats ! The bugs I I 
cannot tell you about it. ... 

"When my wife, who was up at Lansingburg, heard of 
my troubles, she hurried down to Washington. Someone 
said to her, *When you want justice in Washington, when 



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you need kindness and understanding, do not go to any 
minor official. Go right to President Lincoln/ And so she 
did. 

"Ah, there was a great man, Mr. Harris ! What a pity he 
was not allowed to live! How much better off the South 
would be now ! Of course, he received my Esther. He re- 
ceived anyone who went to him in trouble. She told him 
that I acted only from humanity. 'We are French Cana- 
dians, Mr. President," she said. 'We care little for your 
politics down here. But my husband was in your govern- 
ment's service, and whatever work he goes into, he is loyal 
to it. He is not two-faced. If you had been in his place, Mr. 
President/ she said, leaning over and looking into those 
sad eyes, 1 know that you would have done just as he did/ 

"Well, you can guess what Mr. Lincoln did. He issued 
the order for my release at once, and I went back to my 
boat. A little later I sold the John Tracy and the Edmund 
Lewis. After the war I came down here and bought the 
Lizzie BaJ^er and started operating it. I have a captain on 
tke boat, but I cannot resist making most of the trips with 
it. The water and I, we belong to each other." 

For nearly two years Joel did not see the older daughter. 
In late spring at just about the time for her school term to 
close, Mrs. La Rose and the two younger children would 
join her in Canada, and they would spend the summer on 
one of their farms. 

But in the second spring, Essie came down to Savannah 
at the close of her school, and one glimpse of her changed 
the whole aspect of life for Joel, She was small and dainty, 
with sparkling, dark eyes and brown hair in ringlets. She 
played the piano and sang prettily. She had the most de- 



198 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

licious little touch o a French Canadian accent that one 
ever heard. 

Joel was completely captivated. He began shyly to linger 
after meals to talk to her, and finally became bold enough 
to tease and joke with her. But there were times when he 
was perfectly convinced that she could never take him 
seriously. He was very gloomy over the prospect. He would 
take Louis Weber out to a cemetery as being the place 
most suitable to his state of mind and there sitting on an 
old flat gravestone, he would pour out his feelings, telling 
of his love and the complete hopelessness of it. 

"She has many beaux, Louis," he would wail. "They just 
swarm around her. What chance has a homely, stammer- 
ing, redheaded country lout with those stylish fellows?" 

Louis listened and consoled him. He was too good a 
friend to let it be seen that the moonstruck lover was rather 
boring. 

Liking Joel as they did, and knowing of his excellent 
position and prospects, Essie's parents made no objection 
to his going out with her. Among her many admirers they 
did not think he could be a very serious contender. His 
greatest difficulty was with the young lady herself. She was 
something of a coquette, and her sudden changes of attitude 
toward him, her kindness toward other admirers, nearly 
drove him wild at times. 

A style of dress called "Dolly Varden" af ter the heroine 
of Dickens' s novel, Barnaby Rudge was a great fad at 
that time, and Essie was particularly attractive in it. Joel 
wrote an anonymous poem for the News, which had her 
for its subject, though none of the readers of the paper 
knew it, and probably thought the writer was just describ- 
ing a "type 55 : 



ROMANCE 199 

An Idyl of the Period 

Oh, surely you have met her 
At the Park or on the street 
She wears her hair in jaunty curls 
And dresses deuced neat. 

Her Grecian bend's a bouncer, 
And her hat's the merest scrap 
Of silk and straw and ribbon but 
She doesn't "care a snap." 

She sports a Dolly Varden 

Of yellow, red and green, 

And skips along in bronze bootees. 

The neatest ever seen. 

When she thrids the crowded pavement, 
You can hear her flounces flap, 
As she boldly swings her parachute. 
But she doesn't "care a snap." 

The boys call her "a stunner," 
And many a love-lorn chap 
Tips his beaver as she passes but, 
She doesn't "care a snap." 

And her epitaph will be, 
When Death's cold hand shall rap 
Upon her varnished chamber door: 
"She never cared a snap." 



200 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The "Grecian bend," a slight stoop forward, affected by 
ladies when they walked, was another fad of the day. 

Essie's shrewd mind saw the worthy soul beneath the 
awkward exterior of the young fellow boarder. If there was 
ever any doubt as to his intellect, his writings for the paper 
were enough to remove that. Within a few weeks Joel 
thought he had reason to believe that he had found a place 
in her heart. But then she would smile at some other fellow 
or go out walking with him, and Joel would take Louis out 
to the cemetery and sit on a tombstone and tell him another 
tale of woe. 

Now he heard to his consternation that in June Mrs. 
La Rose and the three children would go to Canada as 
usual to spend the summer. He began hesitatingly, of 
course to sound Essie to see whether she would write to 
him while she was away. Sometimes she seemed to say yes, 
and at other times no. He didn't know what to think. On 
the morning of her departure he was at home, but so over- 
come by he knew not what that he could not say fare- 
well to her. He shut himself up in his room, but, listening 
at the door, had the agony of hearing her exchange good- 
bys with Louis Louis, the rascal, as cool as a cucumber 
meanwhile and adding, "Tell Mr. Harris good-by for me, 
if he cares to hear of me." 

"If he cares!" Joel buried his head under his pillow and 
kicked himself for being so inept 

On the day after her departure, he began writing a 
journal to be sent to her, recording some of his doings but 
more of his thoughts. In a day or two he decided that she 
couldn't possibly be interested in such junk, so he wrote 
her a letter instead. Later on, he sent her the journal, too. 



ROMANCE 201 

It was written with the best literary skill that he possessed, 
and it declared his love as fervently as his letters had done. 
But Essie didn't write as often as he thought she should, he 
complained of it, and she ceased to write at all. 

When she returned in the autumn, more beautiful than 
ever, there were rumors that she had a suitor in Canada. 
The sight of her, the sound of her voice made him ready 
to forget and forgive everything. He began eagerly seek- 
ing a few words with her after meals each day. Then she 
consented to give him one evening a week. She was so 
understanding, so sympathetic, so in tune with his humor- 
ous view of life that in her company he forgot his self- 
consciousness and was perf ectly at ease. 

It soon became evident that she loved him, and not many 
weeks had passed before he had her answer, "Yes if Papa 



consents." 



There was the rub. In those days, especially in the case 
of a girl as young as Essie, and one brought up as she had 
been, you had to ask Papa, too. Fancy Joel's terror at such 
an ordeal ! For days he strove to nerve himself to it. Then 
he began trying to catch Captain La Rose alone, but the 
wily shipmaster had guessed what was up, and, reluctant 
to give up his daughter, deftly avoided him. 

Finally the time came when the question could not be 
deferred any longer. Trailing the Captain stealthily from 
the dinner table through the long hall of the Florida House, 
Joel caught him alone near the front door. Red as a lobster 
and stuttering furiously, he hurled his request at Essie's 
father like a grenade: 

"C-c-c-captain, I w-want to m-m-marry your d-d- 
daughter." 



202 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The Captain had been expecting something of the sort, 
but that didn't make the news any easier when it came. In 
his excitement, he became more French than usual 

"Eempossible!" he exclaimed, throwing up his hands. 
"Sheeestooyong!" 

"B-b-but " 

"She knows nothing of housekeeping." 

"S-she c-can learn." 

"You are both too yong to take care of yourselves." 

"Fve t-taken c-care of myself for ten years," Joel re- 
minded him. "I g-guess I can take care of her." 

"But she is a Catholic and you are a Protestant." 

"I d-don't belong to any church," declared Joel. "D-does 
it make any difference, anyhow?" 

"Does it " The Captain, waving his arms, lost his Eng- 
lish and burst into French. Finally, the storm having 
passed, he regained control of himself. He faced the inevi- 
table, and said, "Well, if she wants to marry you, I leave it 
with her." 

Privately, however, he tried to stave off the event, in the 
hope that the lovers might change their minds. "You 
should not be in a hurry," he said to Essie. "I will give you 
a trip to Europe Paris, Switzerland, Rome. . . ." 

"That would be very nice, Papa," said Essie, "but I think 
I would rather stay at home and marry Joel." 

The Captain's hands fell into his lap in tragic despair. 

That had been an eventful summer for young Harris. He 
had risen to the top of the editorial staff so rapidly that 
Colonel Thompson, when he went away on his vacation, 
left him in charge, and other editors, as well as readers, 
said they could see no letdown in the quality of the paper. 

In 1872 a wing of the Republican Party nominated 




"Eemfossiblel" he exclaimed. "She ees too yongl" 



204 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Horace Greeley, the New York editor, for President. 
Greeley had very quickly forgiven the South for its seces- 
sion, and was opposed to the Republican leaders who were 
bent upon punishing the former Confederates. Just after 
this, Colonel Thompson went on his vacation, leaving Joel 
at the helm. One day a surprising telegram was delivered 
at the 'News office. 

"What do you think of this?" said the staff man who 
opened it. "The Democrats have nominated Greeley, too." 

"I was expecting it," said Joel slowly, "but I'll not sup- 
port a Republican. He fought us too hard during the war." 

So as the days went on, the News said nothing about 
Greeley or the campaign. It was unprecedented. Many 
people of the South were against Greeley, too, but the poli- 
ticians in the state insisted that the News ought to back the 
party nominee or back somebody, at least. Joel, who 
didn't like politicians anyhow, calmly went on writing 
editorials on other subjects. The country editors were at a 
loss, for many of them took their tone from the News and 
followed its ideas. 

"Look here, Joe/' said Colonel Estill, the owner of the 
paper, "the party leaders and the editors are getting all 
stirred up because we don't take a stand. Seems to me you 
ought to do something." 

"Colonel," said Joel, calmly leaning back in his chair, 
"I'm against this Greeley nomination, and I'm not going 
to support it. Colonel Thompson left me in command, and 
as long as I'm in this chair, I will say nothing for Greeley. 
When the chief comes back, he may do as he likes. If you 
want to replace me " 

"Oh no ! No ! " protested Colonel Estill, and went away, 



ROMANCE 205 

marveling at the stubbornness of a young man who ordi- 
narily seemed so meek and mild. Colonel Thompson re- 
turned in a few days, and the very next morning the News 
took its stand for Greeley. There was no friction over the 
incident, and Joel didn't greatly care about the paper's 
attitude. He had been true to his own beliefs, and that was 
all that mattered. 

In the following spring, on April 21, 1873, just as the 
magnolia and jasmine and azalea and japonica and 
bougainvillaea were in a riot of bloom, Joel and Essie were 
quietly married in the parlor of the Florida House, with 
only Louis and a select few of the boarders as guest wit- 
nesses. Papa La Rose gave the bridegroom a big, hand- 
somely chased silver watch, of a type that was popular 
then, and he carried it for the rest of his life. 

When the Georgia editors heard of the event, there came 
a flood of sincere congratulations and not a little joking. 

"Marriage has not dulled Harris's wit," wrote one con- 
temporary. "He has launched out lately in a brighter and 
saucier style than ever." His friend, Henry W. Grady of 
the Atlanta Herald, thought another twelve months would 
tame him down, and jested about his buying ormolu 
clocks a favorite wedding gift of those days for other 
brides through the coming years. 

Henry Grady was destined to play a large part in Joel's 
life. They had met a few years before, when both were boy 
editors, Joel at Forsyth, and Henry, only eighteen, was 
actually editing the leading paper in Rome, Georgia. They 
became acquainted through their editorial teasing of each 
other, wrote a few letters back and forth, and finally Joel, 
taking a short vacation, went by Rome, picked up Grady, 



206 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and they journeyed to Chattanooga and Lookout Moun- 
tain on a jovial sightseeing trip. In print Joel usually re- 
ferred to his friend as Col. H. Whiffletree Grady. 

Two children were born to Joel and Esther in the next 
two years, sons who were named Julian and Lucien. Father 
La Rose, thinking his son-in-law should be at the head of 
his own establishment, wanted to buy a small-town news- 
paper for him. 

"I've looked into the matter," he said. "There are papers 
in La Grange and Monroe that can be bought, and I will 
gladly buy one of them for you. There you would be your 
own boss, and you could make a paper that everybody in 
the state would want." 

"No thanks, Father," said Joel. "It's very kind of you, 
but I'd rather stand on my own feet. I think my best oppor- 
tunity is on a city newspaper, anyhow." 

About this time he even dallied a little with the idea of 
going to New York. It is likely that he could have made a 
success there, but he would never have been happy there. 
New York was too big, too far from and too unlike 
Georgia. 

And then came the catastrophe which swept him out of 
Savannah involuntarily. In 1875 yellow fever leaped over 
from the West Indies to Key West, Florida, and a few 
cases even appeared in New York City. No one knew how 
to prevent the spread of the disease then, for this was more 
than^twenty-five years before Dr. Walter Reed and his 
associates discovered that the yellow-fever germ is carried 
by a certain type of mosquito. 

In the summer of 1876 the dreaded disease appeared 
again on the Gulf Coast and crept rapidly northward. The 
first case appeared in Savannah on August 2ist. It spread 



ROMANCE 207 

with terrifying rapidity, and within a few days people were 
dying of it. Between that time and the end of the epidemic 
late in November, 1,600 white persons died of the plague 
in Savannah. It was not nearly so fatal to the colored people. 
In fact, many of them seemed immune to it. 

As soon as the epidemic took hold on a Southern city 
in those days, some of the citizens began fleeing northward. 
There were many who could not afford to leave, and there 
were others who grimly stuck by their work and took 
their chance. 

Joel might have been one of these had it not been for 
his concern for his family. As the situation grew more 
terrifying, he could not endure the thought of exposing 
Essie and the children to it for another day. So they packed 
their belongings, and on a crowded train they hurried 
through a frightened countryside at many stations there 
were guards to prevent passengers from Savannah from 
getting off to Atlanta, which was not invaded by the 
disease. 

At Atlanta they settled down though they did not 
realize it at the time to spend the rest of their lives. It was 
a wrench to leave Savannah and the News, which had 
grown very dear to them. Colonel Thompson, after the 
scourge was over, begged Harris to come back to the paper, 
but Joel was afraid to expose his family to the menace of 
yellow fever, and furthermore, the epidemic had been so 
disastrous to business in Savannah that the News was not 
able to offer him his old salary. Atlanta was a rapidly grow- 
ing city, and the time soon came when Joel was glad that 
he had made the change. 

Savannah was long jealous of the upstart young city up 
the country, which had by smart politics taken the State 



208 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

capital away from Milledgeville and had risen from its 
wartime ashes to pass Savannah in population and become 
one of the leading cities of the South. 

Joel, with his love of a joke, got some fun out of this 
whenever he could. Twenty years after he left Savannah, 
he went back there on a business trip. He arrived in the 
morning and went to a restaurant for breakfast. He was 
seated at a table with three elderly men, one of whom, 
sitting beside him, he recognized as a friend of other days. 
The old gentleman, however, did not recognize his friend 
Harris, who had grown much heavier and changed from 
youth to middle age. 

Joel began to seethe inwardly with fun at once. While 
waiting to be served, he turned with an innocent face to 
the old acquaintance beside him and asked blandly, "What 
town is this, sir?" 

The three men stared in amazement. The old gentleman 
shuffled his feet perplexedly and finally said, "I didn't catch 
your remark, sir." 

"I asked the name of the town," said Joel, his round 
chubby face still beaming with innocence. "I think it's a 
very pretty place." 

"It is Savannah, sir! Savannah!" said the old gentleman 
in a deep and awful voice. 

One of the other men leaned an elbow on the table and, 
fixing the stranger with his eyes, said, "And what part of 
the country may you be from, sir? 35 

"Atlanta," replied Joel The effect was electric. The 
horrified indignation on the three other faces was appall- 
ing. The old gentleman next to Joel beckoned to the 
waiter. 

"George," he said, "take my breakfast to another table," 



ROMANCE 209 

"Why, Mr. 1" exclaimed Joel, calling him by name. 

"You wouldn't have treated me this way twenty years ago." 

The old man glared in amazement. "Who are you?" he 
asked, finding his voice at last. 

"Joe Harris," was the meek reply. 

The rage upon the old man's brow melted into plain 
astonishment and then into pleasure. He burst into a roar 
of laughter. He pounded Joel's back, he shook his hand 
again and again; he introduced him to the two other men, 
to whom, by that time, the name of Joel Chandler Harris 
was as well known as that of the President. He thought it 
the best joke of the year. 

"He even paid for my breakfast," chuckled Joel, in tell- 
ing of the incident. 



CHAPTER EIGHTEEN 



The Birth of Uncle Remus 



WHEN the Harrises reached Atlanta, they 
went to the Kimball House, then the leading 
hotel, where the husband and father solemnly 
registered: 

J. C. Harris, one wife, two bow-legged children and a 
bilious nurse. 

Of course the joke was being told all over town in a 
few days. 

The hotel was crowded with refugees from the yellow- 
fever cities. The optimism and jesting of the Savannah 
editor had such a good effect upon the gloom of these other 
folk that when Joel went to the desk to pay his bill upon 
leaving, the manager said, "Mr. Harris, you don't owe us 
a cent. You've been such a good influence here that we're 
indebted to you at least three dollars' worthl" 

But we do not hear that this magnificent sum was ever 
paid to the genial guest. 

Jim Harrison, his old employer at Forsyth, was now 



210 



THE BIRTH OF UNCLE REMUS 211 

living at Decatur, only a few miles out of Atlanta. He and 
his wife extended a typical, old-time Southern invitation, 
the sort which was accepted as readily as it was given. 

"Bring your family out and visit with us until you get 
your bearings/' they said, and thither the Harrises went. 

Jim, a good businessman, had left Forsyth and risen 
rapidly. Mr. James P. Harrison was now president of a 
printing and publishing company which issued several 
papers, among them The Granger, an organ of a farmers' 
political movement of the period. 

"Come around and make yourself at home in the office, 
Joe," he invited. "I'll have a desk rigged up for you. If you 
care to write anything for The Granger or our religious 
or children's papers, we will be mighty proud of it and 
glad to pay you for it." 

And thus Joel picked up a few dollars. He also wrote 
some bits for the Atlanta newspapers and did some cor- 
respondence for the Savannah News. 

Soon after arriving, he met his friend, Henry Grady, on 
the street in Atlanta. Henry was accompanied by an older 
man. 

"Joel," he said, "let me introduce one of our Georgia 
senators, Mr. Ben H. Hill." 

Joel blushed, for he had often cracked jokes in his 
column at Mr. Hill's expense. Now he saw the Senator 
drawing an old leather wallet from his pocket. He took a 
clipping from it. 

"Young man," he said, "did you write that?" 

Joel looked at it and blushed more redly than ever one 
of those blushes, as they used to say, when you couldn't tell 
where his face ended and his hair began. The paragraph 
was a recent one, which treated in a good-natured manner 



212 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

an unfortunate incident in which Mr. Hill had been 
involved. 

"Y-yes sir, I did," admitted Joel. 

"I own a block of stock in the Kimball House, Mr. 
Harris/' said the Senator. "You may go there, register, and 
tell the clerk to charge your board to B. H. Hill as long as 
you want to stay." 

All of which showed that Senator Hill had a broad and 
generous mind and a sense of humor. 

"And how are things with you?" asked Joel of Henry 
Grady, after more talk. 

"Not very good at present," was the reply. "The Herald 
has collapsed, and I am out of a job. But Captain Evan P. 
Howell is about to buy a controlling interest in the Consti- 
tution. That will mean some changes, and I am hoping to 
find a place there. Maybe there will be something there 
for you, too, Joe." 

He had already said to Howell, "Do you know that the 
most brilliant paragrapher in Georgia is here in the city and 
at liberty?" The captain who knew something of Joel's 
work, thereupon sought him out and said, "You are not 
going back to Savannah, Mr. Harris. You are going to stay 
right here and join the Constitution's staff." 

Sure enough, when Howell completed his deal for the 
Constitution, he engaged Henry Grady for the staff. Within 
two years Grady was made editor in chief, and to the day of 
his death his name was inseparable from that of the 
Constitution. 

"I want you to write a column for us, Mr. Harris," said 
Captain Howell, "but we're a young organization here, 
and I can offer you only twenty-five dollars a week. I hope 
I can make it more before long." 



THE BIRTH OF UNCLE REMUS 213 

Joel talked it over with Essie. "It's a lot less than Fve 
been getting," he said, "and I hate to leave Savannah. But 
on the other hand, I don't want to be running from the 
yellow fever every little while, and maybe having it catch 
up with us some time. I think I'd better stay here." 

When the news of his engagement spread, congratula- 
tions poured in upon the Constitution from all parts of the 
South. Immediately, he began chaffing his old town with 
such bits as "Savannah has had its regular triweekly 
robbery." 

To help the family finances, he also worked for a while 
at night as telegraph editor, which added five dollars a 
week more to his income. As soon as he had obtained his 
job, Joel found a house in the city, the rent for which was 
not too high; then he and Essie shopped for some cheap 
furniture and set up housekeeping. Essie knew nothing 
about the management of a home, for they had lived in a 
hotel during their stay in Savannah. But with the assistance 
of a colored maid and of Grandmother Harris, who now 
came up from Eatonton to live with them, she learned 
rapidly. She proved to have a good head for business, so 
the family finances were well managed. 

And Grandmother not only gave advice, but also told 
the two little boys thrilling stories of earlier days, how she 
once rode horseback with her parents to Tennessee on a 
visit, passing through the Cherokee Indian country; and 
how, when she was living alone at Eatonton, she kept a 
hatchet in her bedroom for protection, and one night threw 
it at a prowler whom she heard in the garden. 

The Howells were their near neighbors, and they quickly 
became such close friends that the third son, who was born 
soon after they settled in Atlanta, was christened Evan 



214 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Howell. But the little one died when he was only a year 
and a half old. A fourth son, Evelyn, was born in 1878. 

When Joel went to the Constitution, he was twenty- 
eight years old. Howell, the owner, was in his late thirties, 
and Henry Grady was twenty-six. They were all vivacious 
in temperament, and had a lot of fun together. Forenoons, 
when they met to begin the day's work, they would first 
assemble, perhaps in Joel's room. Lounging about, usually 
with one sitting on a corner of the desk, they would enjoy 
a "kidding" session teasing, tossing jokes, and repartee 
at one another, and laughing uproariously. Refreshed by 
several minutes of this, they would then have the real 
editorial conference on the day's policy and go to their 
desks. 

Under Grady and Harris the Constitution became the 
most influential journal in the South. They both labored to 
bring immigration and industry down there from the 
Northern states, and it was Joel's particular care to heal the 
wounds caused by the Civil War and bring about a better 
understanding between the Yankees and the Rebs. Presi- 
dent Theodore Roosevelt once said of him that "one of his 
greatest services is that he has written what exalts the 
South in the mind of every man who reads it, and yet 
which has not a flavor of bitterness toward any other part 
of the Union.'* 

After he had been in Atlanta a little more than two years, 
Joel found opportunity to write a column called "The 
Lounger" in die Sunday Gazette. It touched in a rambling 
way upon nature, literature, the drama, and other topics. 
It was not signed, but another editor said, "There is only 
one man in Georgia who could have written it Joel 
Chandler Harris." This writer saw in it a likeness to the 



THE BIRTH OF UNCLE REMUS 215 

essays of Charles Lamb, and also a dramatic crispness like 
that of Bret Harte. 

But in the meantime its writer had found the vein of 
ore which soon made him famous. A man named Sam 
Small had been conducting in the Constitution a column 
of sketches and jokes in which a Negro character, "Uncle 
Si," appeared. Small withdrew from the paper soon after 
Captain Ho well took it over. 

"Joe," said the proprietor, "can't you carry on this Uncle 
Si series of Sam's? It has quite an audience." 

Joel did not feel enthusiastic. "I don't think I can con- 
tinue another man's idea," said he. "I don't seem to know 
Uncle Si. But I'll do something similar, perhaps with a 
character of my own." The truth of the matter was that he 
didn't care for Small's delineation of the Negro. 

His first contributions in this line were dialect poems, 
songs which he had heard from the plantation Negroes, 
and to which he made certain additions of his own. The 
first one that appeared was a revival song which began: 

Oh, whar shill we go w'en de great day comes, 

Wid de blowin' er de trunpits en de bangin' er de drums? 

How many po* sinners '11 be kotched out late 

En fine no latch ter de golden gate ? 

No use fer ter wait twel ter-morrer! 

De sun must n't set on yo' sorrer, 

Sin 's ez sharp ez a bamboo-brier 

Oh, Lord! fetch de mo'ners up higher! 

This was copied all over the country and much enjoyed. 
It was even stolen and its authorship credited to a man in 
a small town in New York, 



216 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Other songs followed, and then an old Negro character 
appeared. As he began to take form in the author's mind, 
the name of the old gardener in Forsyth, "Uncle Remus," 
popped into his head and so a noted figure in literature 
was born. 

At first Uncle Remus was represented as an elderly man, 
a former slave, who lived in Atlanta, who dropped in at 
the Constitution office occasionally, or talked with his 
friends on the street, telling of his experiences and voicing 
his philosophy. The sketches were all humorous. 

But while he was writing these, Joel read in Lippincott's 
Magazine an article on the folklore of the Southern 
Negroes. It mentioned their animal stories and gave rough 
outlines of a few of them, but there was no attempt made 
to tell them in dialect. 

Lacking something else to write on one occasion, Joel 
wrote down one of the stories which he had heard from 
Uncle George or Uncle Bob Capers, or perhaps from both 
of them, for he had heard some of these stories time and 
again. This was in 1879. It was the tale of how Br'er Fox 
tried to cajole Br'er Rabbit by saying that they ought to be 
better friends, and even accepted an invitation to dine at 
Br'er Rabbit's house, but was so obviously intending to 
make a meal of his host or some of the family that Br'er 
Rabbit had to outwit him as usual. 

"I hadn't any idea that the things would make much of 
a hit," he told his wife. "But it seems to be well liked" 
which was a characteristic understatement. 

He wrote another one, and then another one. Always 
the stories were told by Uncle Remus who lived alone in 
his cabin on the old plantation to a little boy, the son of 
the proprietor. There was a close friendship between the 



THE BIRTH OF UNCLE REMUS 217 

little chap and the old man who loved him dearly, and 
saw in him resemblance to "OP Miss," the boy's grand- 
mother. 

Some people, when they learned that Joel had heard 
the stories in boyhood, thought that he himself had been 
the original of the little boy, some thought that his son 
Julian had sat for the picture, but neither surmise was right. 
In a letter to his old playmate, Joe Syd Turner, written 
several years later, the author said, "Did it never occur to 
you that you might be the little boy of 'Uncle Remus'? I 
suppose you have forgotten the comical tricks you played 
on old George Terrell, and the way you wheedled him out 
of a part of his ginger cakes and cider. . . . Those were the 
wonderfullest days we shall ever see!" 

But now he found that the stories were creating a stir in 
the land. Newspapers, both North and South, were copy- 
ing them. The New Yorl^ Evening Post was particularly 
interested in them. It copied so many and made so much 
comment upon them that the author in a grateful letter to 
the editors said, "I feel that if the Evening Post had not 
taken up Uncle Remus, his legends would have attracted 
little or no attention." 

But this was just an example of Joel Harris's modesty. 
Another is seen in his amazement when a representative of 
a big New York publishing house came all the way down 
to Atlanta and suggested that the Uncle Remus stories be 
put into a book. The author was almost incredulous. 

"But he seemed to be in earnest," said Joel, in telling of 
the creation of the book. "And so we picked out of the files 
of the Constitution enough matter for a little volume, and 
it was printed. To my surprise, it was successful." 

When the publishers chose Frederick S. Church, a 



218 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

popular illustrator of the day, to draw the pictures for the 
book, Joel thought that if it had any sale at all, it would be 
because of Church's drawings. He wrote to the artist, con- 
gratulating himself on the selection, and saying, "I was 
afraid you were too busy to give your attention to such 
trifles." 

When the book, Uncle Remus, His Songs and Sayings, 
was published in 1880, he was still more astonished at the 
notice which it attracted, especially from learned men all 
over the world. Even while the stories were being printed 
in the Constitution, a man who was an authority on the 
folklore of the Indians along the Amazon River, wrote to 
him, telling of many of the South American Indian legends 
which were almost identical with those of our Southern 
plantations. 

In these stories, the tortoise was most often the hero, 
and his exploits were very closely like those of Br'er 
Tarrypin; as when he won a ten-mile race from the deer, 
for example, by precisely the same trick which Br'er 
Tarrypin worked on Br'er Rabbit. This was done by sta- 
tioning one of his family they all looked so much alike 
that no one could tell them apart at the starting point, 
and at every mile post along the course, so that it would 
seem that he was keeping up with the deer. The old tortoise 
himself was hidden in the grass near the finish, and crawled 
out just in time to give the appearance of winning the race. 

Joel remarked later that when he began writing these 
stories, "I did not know much about folklore, and I didn't 
think that anybody else did." But he soon had plenty of 
evidence to the contrary. 

A learned philologist said that variants of the story of 
Br'er Fox and the Tar Baby which he made to catch Br'er 



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Rabbit had been found among the Indians of both North 
and South America and of the West Indies, in various parts 
of Africa, from the Cape of Good Hope up past the Congo 
to the Niger region, and in India. An army officer wrote 
that he had heard stories like "Uncle Remus's" among the 
Moros in the Philippines. In fact, it seemed that those 
simple folk legends might be among the oldest stories in 
the world. 

From nearer home, the author received letters which 
warmed his heart. Alexander H. Stephens, the Georgia 
statesman who had been Vice President of the Confederate 
States, wrote to him, "My father had an old family servant 
whose name was Ben. . . . Often have I sat up late at nights 
in his house and heard nearly every one of those stories 
about Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Br'er Terrapin, as you 
have reproduced them. In reading them, I have been living 
my young life over again." 

Mr. Stephens had been clipping the stories and pasting 
them in a scrapbook from the time when they first began 
appearing in the Constitution. 

A Southern author told of visiting a Georgia plantation 
and finding a young lady, a daughter of the family, seated 
in the midst of a group of little colored children, reading 
aloud the "Uncle Remus" stories "to the most delighted 
audience you ever saw. . . ." It seemed an odd and whimsi- 
cal thing to him "A Southern girl reading to little 
Negroes stories which had come down from the dead 
fathers of their race." 




CHAPTER NINETEEN 



Rising Fame 



k VER and over again, as praise for his genius came 
flooding in on him, the dazed creator of "Uncle 
Remus" protested, "I'm not an author, I'm just a 
journalist who writes down what he hears." He would 
mention the articles in Lippincott's Magazine which gave 
him the idea of writing the "Uncle Remus" stories, and say: 

"This was the accidental beginning of a career that has 
been accidental throughout. It was an accident that I went 
to the Countryman, an accident that I wrote Uncle Remus, 
and an accident that the stories put forth under that name 
struck the popular fancy." 

But others knew better. They knew that he was not a 
mere phonograph nor an accident. They knew that he 
could not remember all those stories, word for word, but 
must re-tell them, re-create much of the humor and tricks 
of dialect of the old-time Negro, and fill in the forgotten 
nooks where necessary. They knew that to do this, to create 
the character of "Uncle Remus," and the byplay between 
him and the little boy, required genius. 

Mark Twain who wrote a letter expressing admiration 
of the stories told him all this. The overmodest creator 

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RISING FAME 221 

of Uncle Remus replied, "Everybody has been kind to the 
old man, but you have been kindest of all. I am perfectly 
well aware that my book has no basis of literary art to stand 
upon; I know it is the matter and not the manner that has 
attracted public attention and won the consideration of 
people of taste at the North." 

"Mark Twain," whose real name was Clemens, replied 
in effect that "you may argue yourself into that notion, but 
you are the only convert you will make." And he added: 

" 'Uncle Remus' is most deftly drawn and is a lovable 
and delightful creation; he and the little boy and their 
relations with each other are bright, fine literature, and 
worthy to live. . . . But I seem to be proving to the man 
that made the multiplication table that twice one is two." 

Mr. Clemens gave Joel a ghost story which had been told 
him by an old Negro in his boyhood, with privilege to use 
it, and suggested that they two appear on the lecture plat- 
form together, each giving readings from his own works. 
He was going to New Orleans soon, and he asked if Mr. 
Harris wouldn't meet him there and talk it over. 

Joel at first took the proposition seriously. There were 
fine fees to be earned on the lecture platform in those days, 
and the Harris family needed money. What with three 
growing boys and a girl baby recently born, the rented 
house in the city was getting pretty crowded. The fine 
reception which the critics had given the Uncle Remus 
book encouraged its author to buy a home of his own. 

"There's a place not far from my home, Joe," said Cap- 
tain Howell. "Rather run down now, but you can fix it up." 

Joel went out to look at it, and wanted it at once. 

"It's out in what they call West End," he reported 
enthusiastically to his wife. "It's really in the country 



222 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

close to the end of a car line, though. I've always wanted 
to live in the country. Best place to bring up youngsters, 



too." 



"What sort of place is it?" she asked. 

"Five and a quarter acres/' he recited glibly. "Six-room 
house, ground slopes down nicely to the road, beautiful 
pine woods close by the house, fine spring just across the 
road." 

"What will it cost?" 

"Twenty-five hundred dollars, and we can buy it on 
easy terms." 

But when Essie saw it she almost shed tears. "Oh Joel," 
she cried in disappointment. The house was cheap, com- 
mon; ugly, built on no particular plan, and tall weeds 
almost hid it from the road. Its interior had been painted a 
hideous green, it was in bad repair, and infested by rats. 

"And that street car is blocks and blocks away," the 
young wife wailed, "and you have to ride half an hour on 
it to get downtown." 

"But look! We walk through that lovely woods to reach 
the car line," her husband urged, "and they say the line's 
going to be extended some day soon. We can remodel the 
house " 

"And that will cost more money!" 

"And look at the beautiful location the pine woods 
the space for the children to play in. We can have a vege- 
table garden and flowers. . . ." 

She saw all that very readily. It was only that she had so 
wanted to move into a nice house ! But she was not hard to 
convince. The house was repainted, the rat holes eliminated, 
the yard cleaned up, and the family moved in. This was in 
the summer of 1881. 



RISING FAME 223 

The thought of that mortgage hanging over him was 
why the new home owner at first considered seriously 
Mark Twain's proposal that they do public readings to- 
gether. He went down to New Orleans to meet the great 
humorist and talk it over. They went one day to the home 
of another famous writer, George W. Cable, who had in- 
vited some children in to meet the creator of the beloved 
Uncle Remus, and hear the Tar Baby story from his own 
lips. But when the time came to stand up and read, he was 
overcome with shyness, as anybody might have known he 
would be. All one big blush, he gasped in undertones, "I 
c-can't! I j-just c-can't do it!" 

"Come on! It's easy," urged the others. "Just a lot of 
children . . ." 

But there were some ladies there, too, with the children, 
and there were two noted authors, and Well, he just 
couldn't muster up the courage. 

"Come ! We'll read something from our own stuff, to 
show you how easy it is," said Mark. 

So he read a chapter from Huckleberry Finn, and Mr. 
Cable read something of his own. But even that did not 
help. 

"I can't do it!" still protested the scared author. "You 
read it for me." And so Mark Twain had to read to the 
children about Br'er Rabbit and the Tar Baby. 

That ended all thought of Joel Harris's appearing on the 
lecture platform. His unconquerable bashfulness and the 
frightened stutter which was sure to attack him when he 
was in the presence of a crowd made such hopes impossible. 

His rising fame was not only bringing him an increased 
income, but also some more uncomfortable moments when 
he had to listen to praise of himself. Walter Hines Page, 



224 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

later a great publisher and United States Ambassador to 
Great Britain, but then a young journalist, went down to 
Atlanta to interview him. At first he found it difficult to 
believe that the shy, quiet man whom he discovered smok- 
ing a cigar in the editorial rooms was the great author. 

"A little man just turned thirty-one/' so Mr. Page de- 
scribed him, "with red hair, a fiery, half-vicious mustache, 
a freckled face and freckled hands. His eyes are all that 
belongs to Mr. Joel C. Harris: all other things, hair, com- 
plexion, hands, chin and manner, are the property of Joe 
Harris." 

When the visitor told him how much pleasure Northern 
people were getting from Uncle Remus, the author blushed 
and stammered: 

"They have been very kind to Uncle Remus." 

"It was impossible to believe," wrote Mr. Page, "that the 
man realized what he had done. I afterward discovered 
that his most appreciative friends held the same opinion; 
that Joe Harris does not appreciate Joel Chandler Harris." 

Now editors were begging for his work. He contributed 
more Uncle Remus stories and "plantation ballads" to the 
Century, Harper's, and other noted magazines. His stock 
of animal stories ran low, and he wrote to friends and 
acquaintances here and there, asking if they could scrape 
up any new ones for him. One lady down on the seacoast 
below Savannah was especially helpful. But as the Negroes 
along the Georgia and Carolina coast speak a dialect called 
"Gullah," which is much different from that of the interior, 
Joel had to translate these into middle Georgia speech. 

However, he decided to tell some of them in their 
original dialect, and to do this he introduced a new char- 
acter, Daddy Jack, a very old man who was supposed to 



RISING FAME 225 

have been born in Africa. Some evenings, according to the 
author, Daddy Jack, Tildy the housemaid, and fat, jolly 
Aunt Tempy all gathered in Uncle Remus's cabin, and 
their conversation with one another was almost as funny 
as their stories, for each of the visitors thought of a story 
to tell now and then. 

Joel even went to the Negroes themselves for some new 
tales. He had found that no Negro, when approached by a 
stranger, would admit knowing any of this lore. He also 
had learned, as many another writer has learned, that the 
best way to induce shy people to tell stories is to "prime the 
pump" by telling one yourself of the sort you want. 

One summer evening he was at a little railroad station 
in Georgia, waiting to catch a train. About thirty Negroes 
who were employed on the railroad were around the end 
of the station, some sitting on the edge of the platform, 
some on a pile of cross ties near by. All, as usual, were in 
high good humor, cracking jokes at one another and 
laughing uproariously. 

The solitary white man sat down on the edge of the plat- 
form next one of the liveliest talkers of the group. Presently, 
when someone mentioned "Old Molly Har' " a joking 
way of speaking of Br'er Rabbit's wife Joel began telling 
the man next him the Tar Baby story. He told it in a low 
tone, as if too modest to ask for the attention of the whole 
crowd. But his listener, delighted, would exclaim every 
minute or so, "Dar now ! " or "He's a honey, mon ! " or "Git 
outer de way, gentermens, and gin him room!" and 
mingling these remarks with loud laughter. 

This quickly drew the attention of the other Negroes, 
and they began to gather round the two to listen. Joel fol- 
lowed the first story with the one about Br'er Rabbit and 



226 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

the mosquitoes, illustrating it with the numerous slaps 
which Br'er Rabbit made at the tormenting insects when 
he was calling on Miss Wolf at Br'er Wolf's home down 
in the swamp. 

This brought shouts of laughter from the audience, but 
there were two or three who could scarcely wait for the 
end of it, so anxious were they to tell stories of their own. 
Others followed them, and for two hours the happy author 
sat there, listening to them. Some of them he had already 
heard and had put into print. But most of them were new. 
Some of the men were poor storytellers; others, so Joel 
declared, were better than Uncle Remus himself. 

It was impossible to take notes, for two reasons. In the 
first place, darkness soon fell over the scene, and secondly, 
the sight of a notebook and pencil would have stopped the 
flow of stories instantly. But the listener had a wonderfully 
retentive memory in which to stow away the anecdotes, 
and probably only a few of them were lost. 

He even enlisted some of his friends among the younger 
generation of Negroes. They picked up some new ones 
here and there, scrawled them on scraps of paper, and sent 
them to him, signing the notes just "Jim" or "Buck." One 
had evidently been reading the published tales, for he 
began his letter, "Mr. Harris, I have one tale of Uncle 
Remus that I have not seen in print yet. . . ." 

Some of the stories garnered thus were in the second 
volume, Nights with Uncle Remus, which appeared in 
1883, and brought their writer still greater renown. He had 
some funny correspondence with the publishers over this 
book. 

"I hear that you are going to charge $3 for the volume," 
he wrote in consternation. "This won't do. The public may 




of laughter from tht audience. 



228 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

stand for $2 for the trash, but I doubt it unless you make 
the cover very interesting and romantic, so to speak." 

And so they did; they put palmetto and coconut trees 
upon it ! The author remarked in whimsical despair that 
because Georgia was a Southern state, Northern people 
thought of it as being in the very heart of the tropics. As a 
matter of fact, he informed them, the forests of middle 
Georgia differ very little from those of New England. 

After this book had been out for quite a while, he ended 
a letter to the publishers with the meek question, "Is there 
anything coming to me?" There have been some thousands 
of dollars which came from that little book since then. 

Meanwhile, he had been writing for the magazines, 
stories of other kinds tragic, pathetic, or humorous, of 
Georgia life before and after the Civil War. Many had 
Negroes as prominent characters. Some were stories in a 
new field that of the white people of the north Georgia 
mountains, of whom he wrote with deep understanding 
and humor. 

In the summer of 1882 he made his first visit to New 
York, with Captain Howell as traveling companion. It is 
amusing now to read an itinerary which Robert Under- 
wood Johnson, editor of the Century Magazine sent him 
as a suggestion for "seeing New York." It began: 

1. Ride down Broadway from Delmonico's on top of 
'stage and ask driver to point out things. A cigar would 
arrange it with him. 

2. Visit Tribune building. Introduce yourself by inclosed 
card to Mr. Lyman. 

3. Walk to Astor House and on down Broadway to 
Equitable building. Go to top of elevator for view of city 







H<r stealthily packed his bag. He left a note saying, 
"I am going home." 



230 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

and vicinity (bay, rivers, Brooklyn, Jersey City, Staten Island, 
and the Narrows). 

And so on, to Trinity Church, Wall Street, Castle 
Garden, and the Battery. Point 6 was "Ocean Steamer. For 
250, a sailor will show you over a steamer. Try to find one 
of the new, big ones." A drive through Central Park and 
a walk and ride down Fifth Avenue, past the Vanderbilt 
homes and St. Patrick's Cathedral were further suggestions. 

Editors and literary folk offered the two Southerners 
many courtesies. A dinner for them was given at the Tile 
Club. Howell had to use much persuasion to induce his 
friend to go. Joel made himself very popular with those 
immediately around him at the dinner, although he could 
not be induced to make a speech or tell a story. 

The Century Magazine editors arranged another dinner 
for the two, and one of them, calling at the hotel, procured 
a promise from Howell that they would both attend, 
Harris being out sightseeing. Joel suspected that another 
and perhaps a more vigorous effort was going to be made 
to wring a speech from him. He grew more and more 
terrified at the thought, and on the very day of the banquet 
he stealthily packed his bag, left a note for the captain, 
saying, "I am going home," stole out of the hotel, and 
caught a train. 

"Hang it ! Why did you go back on us so?" wrote Mark 
Twain, who was a guest at the dinner. 

To which Joel replied in part: ". . . When I reflected 
that probably Mr. Osgood was prepared to put me through 
a similar experience in Boston, I thought it would be better 
to come home and commit suicide rather than murder a 



RISING FAME 231 

number of worthy gentlemen by making an ass of myself ." 
He had now become prominent enough to be teased by 
Eugene Field, the Chicago columnist, one of whose favorite 
ways of making fun was to write preposterous stories about 
eminent persons. This was Field's first shot at him: 

Joel C. Harris has had a strangely romantic career. His 
father was a missionary, and it was at the small town of 
Booghia, on the South Coast of Africa, that Joel was born. 
He was educated by his father and acquired a wonderful 
acquaintance with foreign languages. He is an adept Sanskrit 
scholar and is deeply versed in Hebraic and Buddhist litera- 
ture. The sweetly quaint legend of Indian and Judean 
mythology have found their way into his simple Southern 
tales, and the spirit of his philosophy is identical with the 
teaching of Moses and Buddha. 

Evidently Eugene had read some of the yarns told by 
Joel's old tormentor, the poet-preacher, herald of the egg- 
shaped earth, for another item read: 

Joel Chandler Harris, the Southern dialectician and 
litcrateur, sails for Africa in December, it being his purpose 
to revisit the little coast town of Joel, where he was born of 
missionary parents January 13, 1842. Mr. Harris lost a leg in 
the battle of Lookout Mountain, His career has been full of 
incidents. 

Field then went on airily to declare that Harris was the 
richest American author, and that the fortune gained by 
his writings had been invested largely in railway stock, in 



CHAPTER TWENTY 



By the Living-Room Fire 



new home out at West End was christened 
"Snap-Bean Farm" a joking parody on the name, 
"Sabine Farm," which Eugene Field had given to 
his own home, and which in turn was taken from that of 
the ancient Roman poet, Horace. Snap-Bean Farm was the 
home of Uncle Remus for the rest of his life. There all his 
children grew to manhood and womanhood. 

There the first daughter died in 1882 when she was less 
than three years old, and a second daughter, christened 
Lillian, was born in the same year. Then another little boy, 
Linton, was born, but lived to be only nine before he died 
of diphtheria, prostrating the family with grief, for he was 
greatly beloved. 

The place was really something of a farm. There were 
three cows and many chickens, and in the garden the 
farmer boasted to his friends one season of having raised a 
hundred and seventeen bushels of sweet potatoes. His old 
playmate, Charlie Leonard, who always declared that Joel 
hated work, said when he heard the name of the place, 
"Snap-Bean Farm, huh? I bet he hasn't got more than two 
rows of beans." 

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234 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

The farmer had his troubles with that garden pest 
known as Johnson grass, but to his whimsical mind it 
merely suggested "a truly gifted set of dialect verses, begin- 
ning, 'La, Mr. Johnson! is dat yo' grass? Well, I done 
found sump'n you owns at las' ! Des take it and go, and 
don't gimme no sass.' " But he went no farther with the 
poem. 

There were always some happy-go-lucky Negro em- 
ployees scattered about the place, working in the house and 
garden and elsewhere. Big, good-natured Chloe walked 
two miles from her home, morning and evening, to do the 
milking,, and as the years went on, one or two of her 
numerous sons were usually employed as house boy or yard 
boy. They furnished much amusement for their employer 
especially Rufus, whose job it was for sometime to 
answer the doorbell. In a letter to one of his daughters 
when she was at boarding school, the father, remarking 
that everything around home was about as usual, added, 
"Rufus persists in going to the door with his breeches 
rolled up." 

At one time when they lost their cook, Chloe came over 
to handle the kitchen for a few days, and, as usual, brought 
several of her numerous family with her. "You know 
Mattie is gone/' wrote her employer to his daughter Lillian. 
"Well, Chloe and her family are cooking for us. The 
greater part of last week we had in the kitchen Chloe, 
Lizzie, Ed, Rufus, Johnson, and the mule and wagon." 

It was nearly three years before the Harrises felt able to 
undertake a general remodeling and enlarging of the new 
home, to bring it nearer to their heart's desire and accom- 
modate their growing family. The plans were drawn, and 
early in the summer, Mrs. Harris took the children to 



BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 235 

Canada to visit her parents for Captain La Rose's boat 
had been wrecked below Savannah, and he had gone back 
to his Canadian farm to live while her husband superin- 
tended the building. 

When they returned in the autumn, the new house was 
all ready, and its master was worn thin with the job. He had 
built for himself a little study on the upper floor, and there 
he had a long writing table made, so high that he had to 
stand or sit at it on a tall bookkeeper's stool The funny 
thing was that the table sloped up so steeply that it looked 
somewhat like one of those cases at which he used to set 
type. 

Another odd thing was that after all this preparation and 
expense, he found he could not work satisfactorily in that 
upper room, so far from the family. So the study became 
an attic storeroom, and he continued to scribble in the bed- 
room or on a tiny table in the sitting room. His writing 
nearly all had to be done in the evening, for he still held his 
place on the Constitution. 

He could write comfortably only with a pencil. "A pen 
cramps both my thoughts and my hand," he once told an 
editor. The typewriter then was a very imperfect machine 
and still something of a curiosity. For more than twenty 
years after the birth of Uncle Remus, every manuscript 
sent by Author Harris to magazine and book editors was 
written with pencil on huge sheets of copy paper the 
wood-pulp stuff on which newspapermen scribbled their 
work twelve by eighteen inches in size. His large, shapely 
script was as easy for most printers to read as typewriting. 

His writing and his correspondence became more 
arduous. He was asked to do an article on "Plantation 
Music" for The Critic, and created a sensation with it. One 



236 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

of the popular forms of entertainment of that day was what 
was called Negro minstrels, in which a troupe of white men 
blacked their faces with burned cork and gave what they 
believed to be imitations of Negro music and dialect. In 
such affairs the Negroes were always shown using the 
banjo, tambourine, and bones rattled between the fingers. 
Whenever artists drew pictures of Negroes merrymaking 
on the plantation, the banjo always appeared. 

But now Joel Harris threw a bombshell into the orthodox 
belief by writing: 

I have never seen a plantation Negro play it. I have heard 
them make sweet music with the quills Pan's pipes; I have 
heard them play passingly well on the fiddle, the fife and 
the flute; and I have heard them blow a tin trumpet with 
surprising skill; but I have never seen a banjo, or a tambou- 
rine or a pair of bones, in the hands of a plantation Negro. 

What a stew this created ! Fixed notions are strong, and 
many people rushed into print to say that this fellow 
Harris didn't know what he was talking about But some 
Southerners came to his support, notably George W. Cable, 
who said that he had seen Negroes singing and dancing 
to the music of the banjo in Louisiana adding, however: 

"But it is possible that Mr. Harris never saw a Negro 
with one. It is a fact that where you find one Negro with 
a banjo, you find a hundred with a fiddle." 

There were other troubles, too, he found, which arose 
from being a successful author. People came to him for 
literary advice, begging him to read the amateurish manu- 
scripts and even to give them introductions to editors. 



BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 237 

Squirm as he would, Joel was too good-natured, too sympa- 
thetic to be gruff with these people and refuse their requests. 

To one young woman living in the north Georgia hills, 
whose work showed promise, he wrote long letters, advis- 
ing care in rewriting and polishing her stories, and urging 
her to remember also that what is really great in literature 
is the commonplace. His advice was so valuable to her that 
she later sold some stories to the Century and other of the 
better magazines. 

Another woman had some poetry to sell, and wanted 
him to give her a letter of introduction to an editor. Much 
against his will he gave her a letter to Mr. Alden of 
Harper's, but immediately wrote Alden an amusing little 
letter in which he said: 

One of the miseries of my position is that people here- 
abouts think I have great influence because of the accidental 
success of the "Remus" trash, and I am constantly em- 
barrassed in that way. All this, however, is no excuse for 
troubling you, and I write to explain and to beg your pardon. 
There was no escape for me. 

The stories which he had now begun to write about the 
poor white people of Georgia, both in the mountains and 
in the lower country, won much praise. "Mingo," the first 
of them, one of the best of all his stories, appeared in 
Harper's and was such a success that the author planned 
others. 

He and some of his fellow workers on the Constitution 
were sitting in the office one day talking about book titles, 
and they remarked that some of the greatest and most 



JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

popular works in English literature just had the name of 
their principal characters for their titles. 

"There's David Coppcrfidd by Dickens, Ivanhoe by Sir 
Walter Scott, Pendennis by Thackeray " 

"Adam Bcde by George Eliot," put in another. 

A third man picked up a directory of the state of Georgia 
and opened it at random. A smile came to his face. 

"Now, here's a queer name," he said, "Teague Poteet! 
Could anybody's imagination beat that? If you were to 
make that the tide, people would read the yarn just to find 
out what the queer words meant." 

"Sounds as if it might be the name of a moonshiner," 
was another's remark, "like the old fellow those deputies 
killed the ones they're trying now." This was a celebrated 
case in Atlanta and everybody knew about it. 

Already the seed was taking root in Joel's brain. Slowly 
the story shaped itself. When he sent it under the tide, 
"At Teague Poteet's," to Mr. Gilder, the editor of the 
Century, he wrote, "Enclosed you will find a sort of 
whatshisname. I'm afraid it is too episodical. . . . Perhaps 
something else is the matter. If you don't find it available, 
you can at least give me some helpful suggestion." 

But Mr. Gilder liked it, and bought it. Two years later 
this story together with "Mingo" and two others appeared 
in book form under the title Mingo. The author, sending 
a copy to a friend, wrote: 

I have no right to attack you in this manner, but you arc 
not defenseless you are not bound to read it. Indeed it is 
not a book for young men. It is intended to please the aged 
and the half wits of our time those who are suffering from 
want of sleep. 



BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 

In 1885 Major J. B. Pond, noted lecture promoter, 
thought it would be a great idea for Uncle Remus to go on 
the lecture platform and read some of his own stories. 

"The people, including the children, are calling for you," 
he wrote, "and that has not happened to any other author 
of recent years. No will not do for an answer." 

Thomas Nelson Page, the Virginia novelist, also made 
the suggestion that he and Mr. Harris tour together. But 
neither proposal interested him. Later Major Pond tele- 
graphed him: 

Will give you ten thousand for season tour with James 
Whitcomb Riley and Mark Twain. 

Again the answer was no. To an Atlantic friend he re- 
marked, "I would not even put on a dress suit every night 
in the winter for ten thousand dollars, much less go on a 
stage and make a fool of myself." 

It was about this time that he wrote a short story which 
wonderful to tell ! even he thought was good. He called 
it "Free Joe and the Rest of the World." It is the story of a 
Negro in Georgia before the war, one who had been freed 
by his master and whose condition was even worse than 
that of the slaves; it moves rapidly to a tragic end. The 
story is told tersely and without sentimentality, and yet it 
is one of the most poignant and pathetic of all stories. Its 
author always thought it the best thing he had ever done, 
and he was right. It is one of the great short stories of Eng- 
lish literature. President Theodore Roosevelt more than 
once remarked, "In my opinion, the two finest American 
stories *are Tree Joe* and 'The Man Without a Country/ " 

This story was published in 1887 along with four others 



240 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

in a volume under the title F-ree Joe and Other Georgia 
Sketches a little book which contains some of his finest 
work. "Trouble on Lost Mountain" was the best fiction he 
ever wrote about the north Georgia hill folk. The other two, 
"Little Compton" and "Aunt Fountain's Prisoner" were 
fine examples of Joel Harris's efforts to heal ill feeling be- 
tween the North and the South. 

There was an incident back of "Little Compton," too. 
One day late in 1885 t ^ ie telegraph editor handed Joel a 
slip of paper with the remark, "Something from your old 
home town." Joel's face grew sad as he read it: 

Sidney C. Prudden, for forty years postmaster at Eatonton, 
died suddenly last night, at midnight of the day on which 
his term of office expired. He had just been displaced by 
President Cleveland in favor of ... 

The rest of the dispatch didn't matter. Joel stared through 
a window at the distant blue hump of Stone Mountain, but 
he did not see it. He was looking back through the years 
to the time when kindly Postmaster Prudden, violating the 
postal laws and regulations, let a poor little redheaded boy 
read newspapers addressed to other people and thereby 
gave him a start on his career. 

And now Mr. Prudden had collapsed and died because 
the post office, which, through forty years, had come to be 
the very breath of life to him, had been taken away from 
him. Most of the people in Putnam County had been his 
good friends, but there had been a few who cherished a 
grudge at him, simply because he was born in New Eng- 
land. A woman whose husband had been killed in the 
Civil War used to tell her only child, a boy, "When you git 



BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 241 

old enough, I want you to take your daddy's gun and go to 
town and kill the first Yankee you see; and e you don't 
see no others, go in that thar post office and shoot old Sid 
Prudden." 

But he never did. Passions slowly subsided after the war, 
and Mr. Prudden lived on, in the country and among the 
people he had made his own. 

Slowly an idea was being born in the storyteller's brain: 
A Yankee merchant in Georgia during the Civil War . . . 

"Little Compton" was the result. Something of Mr. 
Prudden's character went into .that of Compton, but,^of 
course, a romantic story had to be built up, and Joel had 
trouble in shaping it. 

"For several months," he wrote to the Century editors, 
"I have been suffering with fatty degeneration of the mind 
and local politics." He was referring to a hot editorial 
campaign in Atlanta which kept him editorially busy, for 
he was still on the Constitution and doing his other writing 
in the evening. 

When the first draft of "Little Compton" was sent to 
Mr. Gilder, he suggested some revisions in it, which its 
author very humbly carried out. 

"Your letter in regard to its weak points paralyzed me/' 
he wrote, "but I have tried hard to profit by every sug- 
gestion you made. I know that it is much better now, but 
I do not know T hether you will find it available." 

But on another story in this book, entitled "Azalea," the 
modest writer for once rose up and did battle with the 
editors in behalf of his own ideas, and won. He could be 
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242 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

In 1889 another book came from the press Daddy ]a\e 
the Runaway and Short Stories Told After Dar\. Some of 
the stories in the volume had been appearing in the Youths 
Companion and Saint 'Nicholas, the two favorite magazines 
for young people in those years. 

The quantity of work that he was able to do in those 
evenings at home is astonishing. Yet there was nothing 
hurried or slipshod about it. He once showed an inter- 
viewer sixteen attempts all discarded to write the first 
paragraph of a certain story in a way that would satisfy 
himself. Even after a story was written and praised by 
editors, critics, and the public, he frequently continued to 
be dissatisfied with it. "If it isn't trash from the word go, 
then I don't know what trash is," he said of one successful 
story. 

Now he had a happy inspiration. He began writing the 
story of his three years at Turnwold, but began it with a 
little of his life at Eatonton. He called himself Joe Maxwell 
in the story, and put in just enough fiction, as he thought, 
to make the thing more interesting. Mr. Turner, his first 
great teacher and inspirer, appeared in it under his real 
name and just as he was. The book was entitled On the 
Plantation. A syndicate of newspapers paid $2,500 for the 
serial rights, and then it appeared in book form. Some 
critics said it was one of the most delightful of Mr. Harris's 
works. 

Just after the title page of the volume came its significant 
dedication: 

TO THE MEMORY OF 

JOSEPH ADDISON TURNER 

LAWYER, EDITOR, SCHOLAR, PLANTER AND PHILANTHROPIST 



BY THE LIVING-ROOM FIRE 243 

His gratitude to Mr. Turner was lifelong. Once, when 
he was at Savannah, the editor of the Messenger a little 
paper which Eatonton had finally mustered up sufficient 
enterprise to publish asked to be permitted to write a 
sketch of his life. The editor happened to be a brother 
of J. A. Turner, then six or seven years dead. 

Joel agreed to the write-up, saying, "You know me better 
than I know myself." But he added, "Your brother's great 
kindness to me must be dwelt upon. I don't think his 
own children lament him more or will remember him 
longer. . * ." 



CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE 



The Wren's Nest 



"N THE early years at Snap-Bean Farm, Joel always 
went home to lunch or dinner, as it was called in 
those days and for long afterward in the South. He 
could have afforded to buy a snack downtown, and it 
would have taken less time, but he hated to stay away from 
his family all day, and he much preferred the food he got 
at home. So he jogged out on the little car line to West 
End, oh which he knew all the drivers "Dutch" Reynolds, 
"Grandpa" Bennett, and the rest. 

The driver had to eat his noon lunch out of a basket at 
the end of the line, and there were only a few minutes to 
do it in. So the distinguished passenger who did not con- 
sider himself at all distinguished would take the lines 
and drive the team the last few blocks, while the driver sat 
inside and ate a bit less hurriedly. If he had not finished his 
meal by the time they had reached the end of the line, the 
author would unfasten the doubletrees and, carrying them 
in one hand, would drive the mules around to the other 
end of the car, hook them up again, wind the reins around 
the brake handle, and start home. 

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Mr. HamV would come in muffled tones from 
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246 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"Much 'bliged, Mr. Harris/ 5 would come in muffled 
tones from inside the car, through a mouthful of cabbage, 
corn bread, and coflfee. 

Two more children were born at Snap-Bean Farm 
Mildred in 1885 and Joel Chandler Harris, Jr., in 1888. 
Three of the children having died, there remained four 
boys and two girls. When the little "J. G," as they usually 
called him later he became "Jake" to the other children 
was born, Julian, the eldest, was fourteen. As may be 
imagined, what with the children and the sunny-disposi- 
tioned Negro employees and their children, the place was 
a beehive of activity, a very genial beehive, where there was 
much laughter. 

Oh yes ! and one should add to the turmoil the cows and 
their calves, the chickens, the ducks, the bees, and the 
numerous pets always two or three dogs, cats, a donkey, 
canaries, pigeons, guinea pigs, rabbits. There was just one 
hard-and-fast rule about these pets: they must be taken 
care of kindly and fully. If one was neglected, it could not 
be kept longer. 

Little J. C., as he grew older, took an especial interest 
in chickens, plain and fancy, and other feathered things. 
His father in a letter to one of the girls who was away 
at boarding school, once remarked that "J. C. has an old 
Langshan rooster that crows 3,431 times a day and his voice 
can be heard a mile or more.' 5 

He very frequently gave news of the animals in letters to 
the youngsters when they were at school. One of his many 
playful letters to Lillian known variously to the family 
as "Bill," "Billy; 5 "Billy-Ann/ 5 and "Miss Pods 55 (her 
grandmother's nickname for her) opened thus: 



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Dear Miss Billy-Ann: 

"Weather cold; wind blowing a gale from the nor'west, 
thrashing out the roses, and making thin-skinned people 
feel as if they had lost home and friends and country; old 
Annabel ailing; calf so poor that it falls down when it tries 
to bleat; hens deserting their nests, and allowing their eggs 
to get cold; birds pecking at the strawberries; bucket falling 
in the well; J. C. cutting a hole in the toe of his Sunday- 
go-to-meeting shoes; donkey trying to climb the wire fence; 
pigeons gobbling up the chicken food; apples rotting; stove 
smoking; drygoods bill heavy; bonnet bill heavier; street- 
cars behind time; Chloe trying to get in the stove to cook; 
Rufus dropping plates from the ceiling; milk bill growing; 
cow-doctor's bill coming in; dust blowing everywhere; 
kitten getting its tail under the rocking-chair; Brader with 
his hair soaped smooth on each side; the pony wallowing 
himself black; planks falling off the fence; Lizzie helping 
Chloe to harden the biscuit 

Now, how do you suppose I can find any news to write 
while all this is going on? 

The family lost one of its important members in 1891 
when Grandmother Harris died. The tie between Joel and 
his mother had been strong, and he felt her loss very 
keenly. 

As Julian and Lucien and later Evelyn grew up into 
their middle teens and began to go away to academies, and 
then to visit their grandparents in Canada, their father 
wrote them long, brotherly letters, usually signing himself 
'Tour affectionate Dad," telling all the news of home and 
family, giving them advice, but trying hard not to lecture. 



248 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

These letters and the replies were more intimate and under- 
standing than one usually finds passing between father 
and sons. 

Before he was sixteen, Julian had gotten the idea that 
he wanted to write either as an author or as a journalist. 
He took up the study of shorthand. During a visit of nearly 
a year to his grandparents in Canada, he attended the 
Freres Maristes College to improve his French. He began 
writing descriptions of what he saw in French Canada and 
sending them to his father, who criticized the pieces and 
showed him how to improve them. When one of them 
was finally published in the Constitution and praised by the 
editors, Julian himself could not have been any prouder 
than his father. The youth came home and found a place 
on the Atlanta News as a cub reporter at seventeen, later 
going to the Constitution. 

The father's letters to his sons were full of wisdom. 
When Lucien, too, went to Canada for a visit, he was in 
the throes of a love affair with a fine girl in his home 
neighborhood. His father, who saw the girl frequently, 
gave him news of her, praised her highly, and exchanged 
confidences with Lucien about her. The son was so close 
to his father in spirit that he told him all his hopes and 
fears, and the father gave him advice and comfort. This 
love story had a happy ending; three years later Lucien 
married the young lady. 

Along with real home news, his letters to the boys fre- 
quently contained bits of the nonsensical gossip which he 
liked to write to his children, as when he wrote to Lucien 
of affairs in West End: "The Grigsbys swarming across 
the lot at meal-time and Mrs. Richardson shooing at your 
bantam roosters, and J. C. rolling down the woodpile, and 



THE WREN'S NEST 249 

the ducks nibbling at the young turnips, and Malsby's 
baby howling like a freight engine." 

A friend of the family said that the Harris children all 
seemed to an outsider to do as they pleased, and yet there 
was a sort of order, too, and they all grew up with a very 
definite sense of duty. Father was indulgent he believed 
in having a good time and yet on points of order he was 
firm. "This is thusly" he would say when he was laying 
down the law, and when he said that, it meant business. 
But he wouldn't curb the children's fun, when it was kept 
within the bounds of reason. A letter to Lillian gives a 
comic hint of this: 

You will find it very much like home when you return, 
with Mama crying out every quarter of an hour "I'll call 
your papa if you don't behave!" or "Joel, can't you come to 
these children?" and then if I make no response, "Your 
papa says I spoil you, but he's the one that does the spoil- 
ing." This last all in one word, as it were. And so we go on 
raising our children, at a loss whether to pet them or bump 
their heads together. 

Perhaps the pageant of children his own and others 
through his home caused him to think more of children's 
stories. Anyhow, he now wrote a series of books of a new 
sort for him; more like fairy stories than anything he had 
done before, and yet with a lot of the fun and satire of 
Uncle Remus, too, though they were not told in Negro 
dialect. 

The first of these was Little Mr. Thimble-finger and his 
Queer Country, which appeared in 1894. It seems that 
Buster John and his sister, Sweetest Susan, were two little 



THE WREN'S NEST 251 

from the rainy season so touchingly that Uncle Rain had 
to wipe his eyes on a corner of the fog which hung on the 
towel rack behind the door. 

Three more books in this series followed at short in- 
tervals: Aaron in the Wildwoods, "Plantation Pageants of 
which its author wrote, "Glancing back over its pages, it 
seems to be but a patchwork of memories and fancies, a con- 
fused dream of old times" and Watty Wanderoon. Wally 
was a new character in the series, one who was always 
looking for the good old times. He finally found a relic of 
those times, an "old-fashioned" story telling machine. He 
set it going for Buster John and Susan and Drusilla, and 
it ground out some delightful tales. 

Meanwhile, great and momentous events were taking 
place in the Harris family. In December 1895 Lucien was 
married to Alleen, the charming girl about whose attitude 
he had been so worried when he was in Canada three years 
before. It was the first wedding among the children; and 
"children," indeed, these two seemed to Papa and Mama 
Harris, for Lucien was only twenty, though already a very 
capable young businessman. Papa suffered the usual agony 
of embarrassment at the wedding because of having to dress 
up and be stared at by so many people. He vanished im- 
mediately after the ceremony, and was later found sitting 
contentedly in an alcove, hidden by portieres. 

Out of the southwestern corner of the little "farm" he 
cut a lot and gave it to Lucien, and the son built his home 
there. In the following year, Julian was married, and he 
was given a lot on the northwest corner. And so the process 
went on* Evelyn and J. G as they married, settled on lots 
between their two older brothers the system continued, 
even after the father's death and the two daughters, upon 



252 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

their marriage, received lots on the front edge of the prop- 
erty, alongside the parental home. Thus was completed a 
family group the like which it would be hard to find else- 
where. But the last few gifts had to be made by Mother, 
for before the younger children married, beloved Daddy 
was gone. 

A year after Lucien's marriage came another exciting 
event the birth of the first grandchild. "He seems to be 
about 8 1 years old," wrote his grandfather to Lillian, "but 
he will get considerably younger in a few days.'* 

In another letter he said: 

You remember I told you he is very old. Well, it's a fact. 
He is bald-headed and all his teeth have dropped out, and 
his head is wobbly and he's too decrepit to walk. And he's 
irritable, too, just like an old man. He sleeps most of the 
time and that is another sign of extreme old age; he can 
hold nothing in his hands. He may grow younger as he 
grows older, and I hope he will. You said something about 
my being a grandpa. But the way I look at it, this baby is 
too small and wrinkled to count. If I'm to be a grandpa, 
I want to be one, sure enough. I want to be the grandpa of 
something that you can find without hunting through a 
bundle of shawls and blankets. . . . 

And so, as other babies came to Lucien's and Julian's 
homes, he continued his joking references to them in his 
letters to Lillian and Mildred (usually known in the family 
as "Tommy"). "The kid continues to weep copiously," he 
wrote of another infant, "from which I conclude that he 
is of a melancholy, if not despairing disposition. This he 
must inherit from 



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In 1900, when the South African war was being waged 
between the British and the Boer republic, and the news- 
paper reports were full of Dutch words, he began a letter 
to Mildred thus: 

My Dear Dr. Delion: 

Your esteemed favor of open date and current month has 
been received at the Laager now occupied by those notorious 
Boers, the Harrises. The Kopje on which the Laager is 
situated is the same as ever. People who reach it by the 
nearest route still have to trek across three Veldts and climb 
three terraced Kopjes. The various and sundry Kleiner 
Kidjs of the Harris tribe were alive and kicking and also 
squalling at last account. . , * 

But his letters to the girls were not all fun. There were 
streaks of serious advice and wisdom in them. Once when 
Lillian was vexed because the convent school authorities 
would not let her exchange letters with a fine boy, so well 
known in the Harris home that he was, as her father said, 
"almost like one of the family," he wrote her that "You 
know perfectly well that we have no objection to your cor- 
responding with him. Yet at the school it is a different 
matter. We as well as you must be governed by the rules." 
So if the Sisters thought it advisable that her mind be not 
diverted by correspondence with a young man, that, he 
decreed, must be the last word on the subject. 

Another important Snap-Bean event of the middle 1890'$ 
must not be overlooked. Someone went to the mail box at 
the gate one spring morning and found that a pair of wrens 
had decided to set up housekeeping there. They had al- 
ready brought in some hay as a foundation. 



254 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

"We must make other arrangements for mail/* said 
Father at once to the family and to the postman. "We must 
not break up a home." 

He wrote a little magazine piece about the incident a 
year or two later. After that, he liked to speak of the home, 
not as Snap-Bean Farm, but "At the Sign of the Wren's 
Nest." And so it remains to this day. 



CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO 



A Path to His Door 



NEARLY every evening his pencil was busy, at the 
living-room table, or at the little one in his bed- 
room, so small that it could barely hold the big 
sheets of copy paper. Collections of his short stories which 
had been appearing in newspapers and magazines appeared 
between cloth covers at frequent intervals. Balaam and His 
Master, a volume containing six tales of Georgia, before 
and during the Civil War, was one of these. 

A year later, in 1892, appeared Uncle Remus and His 
Friends, some more fables and a number of poems in Negro 
dialect, which he had been writing more and more fre- 
quently. In his brief introduction to this volume, he said 
that he was going to leave the question of the origins of the 
tales "to those who think they know something about it. 
My own utter ignorance I confess without a pang." 

For Nights With Uncle Remus, which had appeared 
only six years before, he had written a forty-three page in- 
troduction, all about folklore. He now laughed rather 
sheepishly at its "enterprising inconsequence" and "uncon- 
scious humor-" "I knew a good deal more about folklore 
then," he said, "than I know now. To know that you are 



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256 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

ignorant is a valuable form of knowledge, and I am grad- 
ually accumulating a vast store of it." 

With this volume of 1892, the author declared that Uncle 
Remus was saying farewell to his public; he would speak 
no more. Which simply meant that his creator had so 
many other ideas buzzing in his brain that he didn't want 
to be bothered with the old man any more. But how little 
he knew of the future! Uncle Remus wouldn't be 
squelched, and the public wouldn't permit it. They kept 
calling for him, and he insisted on being heard now and 
then. 

But during the Nineties some of those other ideas came 
pouring from the press; the first novel, for example, Sister 
Jane. In 1878 he had written a novel. The Romance of 
Rocfyille, and it ran serially in the Constitution. It wasn't 
a good novel, and no one knew this better than its author. 
It was never even offered to a book publisher. Now he took 
some threads from it and wove them into a new fabric. He 
made the central character a strong-minded, true-souled 
woman, with a tongue sometimes sharp, but a heart full 
of loving kindness. It was to some extent a picture of his 
mother, who had died five years before. 

Sister Jane in the story had a timid brother, into whom 
the author put something of himself. Writing to a friend, 
he said: 

Sister Jane is still selling, but it's poor stuff. No doubt 
that's because the brother represents my inner my inner 
oh, well! my inner spezerinktum; I can't think of the other 
word. It isn't self, and it isn't oh, yes! it's the other fellow 
inside of me, the fellow who does all my literary work while 
I get the reputation, being really nothing but a corn-field 



A PATH TO HIS DOOR 257 

journalist. ... I wish I could trot the other fellow out when 
company comes. But he shrinks to nothing, and is gone. 

Another volume of short stories, Tales of the Home Folfc 
in Peace and War, quickly followed this. Here was one 
author who never had to seek a market. The market sought 
him. Meanwhile, a new character, Aunt Minervy Ann, 
had been born one quite as distinct and delightful as 
Uncle Remus. The stories about her appeared in Scribner's 
Magazine, and were published in book form in 1899 as 
The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann. Vigorous and even 
violent with her tongue yes, and with her hands, too, 
when it seemed necessary to her, but true-hearted and loyal 
to her "white folks," she had some fascinating tales to tell 
of life in middle Georgia before and after the war. 

There were evident traces of Chloe, long a faithful serv- 
ant at the Wren's Nest, in Aunt Minervy Ann. But old 
Forsyth acquaintances insisted that she was Aunt Sallie, 
the Harrisons* cook, who had later gone with them to 
Atlanta, and who called on "Marse Joe" at the Constitution 
office now and then, to swap reminiscences with him and 
laugh so loudly that she could be heard all over the place. 

Maybe he was talking about one of Sallie's calls when he 
said to a friend one day, "Aunt Minervy Ann's getting 
mighty restless. She came in here just now and sat down 
in that chair and began telling me a story about Mis' Jones's 
pa'sol I've got to be writing something about Aunt Minervy 
Ann," But it is more likely that he was just talking about 
the imaginary Aunt Minervy. His dream characters became 
very real to him- This is seen in a memorandum which he 
once began to write why or for whom we do not know.v 



258 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Sister Jane was written 

1. To get rid of a number of people critics call them 
characters, but to me they are people who were caper- 
ing about in my mind. 

2. To take out of the mouth of my mind the bad taste 
of some pessimistic books I had re 

There it breaks off. But it has told what we already know, 
that he disliked pessimism and dirt in literature. 

All his life he continued to be the most modest, even 
bashful, author in history. Once when he was in New York 
on a business trip, lie called at the office of the Century 
Magazine, which was publishing his stories frequently, to 
see Mr. Johnson, the associate editor. In fact, that was a 
part of his errand to New York. But two bright young men 
in the outer office evidently did not know who Mr. J. C. 
Harris was, and this mild, pudgy, freckled, sleepy-eyed 
man in the broad-brimmed black felt hat must have looked 
countrified and unimportant to them. So they told him 
curtly that Mr. Johnson was busy and could not see him. 
At that, he meekly bowed himself out and went back to 
Georgia. 

"I know how things are," he wrote later, when Mr. 
Johnson was apologizing for the error. "I don't want to be 
bothered when I am busy, and I know how to sympathize 
with others who live in the channels of botheration." 

Once when he and Henry Grady were in New York 
together, a dinner was arranged for them by the literary 
folk. The thought of it threw J. C. H. into a perspiration, 
for he had become such a literary lion that all eyes were 
upon him whenever he entered a public gathering. As he 



A PATH TO HIS DOOR 259 

had done once before, he gave Grady the slip and returned 
to Atlanta. 

His wife, who was not expecting to see him for several 
days, was riding downtown on a street car when she was 
startled by a glimpse of a familiar face passing her on an 
outbound car. 

"If I didn't know he was in New York/' she told her- 
self, "I'd be sure that was Joel" 

So strongly was she impressed by this that she went to 
the Constitution office. "What do you know of my hus- 
band's whereabouts?" she asked of Mr. Finch, the manag- 
ing editor. 

"Why, don't you know he is in town?" returned Mr. 
Finch, surprised, "Haven't you seen him? He came by here 
a while ago, and went on home." 

She hurried home and found her husband contentedly 
inspecting the flowers on the lawn. 

"Joel, why are you back so soon?" she asked, as soon as 
she caught sight of him. 

<c Why, aren't you glad to see me?" he asked in mock 
reproach. 

"Of course I am," She kissed him. "But you came back 
so much sooner than I expected." 

"I got so homesick I couldn't stand New York any 
longer," he told her. "I just had to come home as soon as 
I could get here." 

That was probably as near being the real reason as the 
other. He always left home reluctantly, and he could never 
stay away long. Good friends like James Whitcomb Riley 
and others begged him to come and visit them, but he 
never went. He received tempting invitations to come to 



260 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Europe, where his works were well known, but he turned 
them down. 

"Too far from home," was his reason. "Georgia's good 
enough for me." 

In 1889, when two members of the Constitution staff 
were married to each other at a small town east of Atlanta, 
the bridegroom persuaded his friend Harris by what 
magic or hypnotism no one can guess to this day to serve 
as best man. Perhaps it was because this was a small town, 
and he was at home with small-town folks. 

But even in a small town he could not make a speech. 
No, not even at Eatonton, where Miss Fannie Lee Lever- 
ette, daughter of his old neighbor, raised money and or- 
ganized the first school library that the town had had, 
naming it in his honor. They thought they had him cor- 
nered once, when he was down there at a public affair, 
sitting on the rostrum with Henry Grady. Grady, who was 
even a better orator than he was an editor, made the prin- 
cipal address of the evening. Then there were shouts of 
"Harris! Harris!" 

He was appalled terror-stricken! But desperation gave 
him strength and wit to rise to the occasion. 

"I'm c-coming," he stammered, as he rose to his feet 
"I've n-never b-been able to make a public speech without 
wetting my throat," he continued, as he descended the steps 
from the rostrum, and started down the aisle among them. 
"So you must excuse me until I get a drink." They laughed 
and applauded, but watched him uncertainly as he passed 
out through the rear door. Then it began to dawn upon 
them that he had escaped he was gone for good ! 

Those were the only remarks he ever made to a public 
gathering. 



A PATH TO HIS DOOR 261 

In Atlanta he was even shyer. He was persuaded to go 
to a party once, and he wrote to one of the girls, "When 
I got out, I panted right heartily, and felt as if I had 
done a day's ploughing." 

When the silver wedding anniversary of Captain Howell 
and his wife approached, they planned a reception. But the 
captain said to his old friend, "J oe ? we have decided that 
we can't have this affair unless you come to it." 

"Oh, I can't do it! I can't!" he protested. "You know 
I never go to parties " But Howell was equally deter- 
mined. 

"Why, man, this is our silver wedding," he urged. "It's 
a great occasion. We'll never have another one. All our 
best friends must be there. . . ." 

But he was making no progress at all until Mrs. Howell 
took a hand. "Surely you wouldn't refuse me, would you 
Joe?" she asked pleadingly. "I couldn't feel happy if you 
weren't there." 

He looked at her beseechingly, but his resistance weak- 
ened. At last he gave in. "Yes, I'll come." 

It was such an unusual distinction that the Howells 
couldn't resist telling everybody that Joe Harris was com- 
ing to the reception* That promised to increase the at- 
tendance. The whole town was agog. On the afternoon 
of the eventful day, Captain Howell, just to make sure, 
dropped around to check up on him. Yes, his wife said, 
he was going to go through with it. And there were his 
best clothes, all ready and laid out on the bed. 

He put them on after supper, and he and Essie walked 
through the vacant lots and clumps of trees to the Howell 
home. It was brilliantly lighted, and as they neared it, 
they heard the murmur of voices and laughter. Joel's cour- 



262 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

age oozed out of him. He simply couldn't go in, to be 
gazed at and fussed over as the chief guest of the evening. 
"You go in," he told his wife. "I just can't" 
She did not argue much with him; she knew him too 
well. "But how am I to get home?" she finally asked. 
"I'll come back in a couple of hours and whistle for you." 
And that was that. She watched the clock, donned her 
wraps at the appointed time, went outside and found her 
faithful swain hovering in the shadows, waiting for her. 
But with a few friends of long standing, who treated 
him as one of themselves, he was the merriest of compan- 
ions. By the middle Nineties, the West End streetcar line 
had been extended past his place and electrified. As he 
wrote, "The cars run gaily and frequently until the com- 
pany is scared by a thunderstorm." But still they ran so 
far apart that patrons knew their schedule, and it was 
disastrous to miss one. Author Harris, Captain Howell, 
Frank L. Stanton, and three or four other close friends in 
the neighborhood would go downtown on the same car 
every morning, and to other passengers within earshot it 
sounded like a session of the Gridiron Club- Many a man 
along the line gulped the last of his breakfast coffee stand- 
ing and ran two or three blocks, rather than miss "Joe 
Harris's car" and the jokes and stories which kept it in a 
roar all the way downtown. 

This different writer was also at his best with a close 
friend or two on a winter evening before the living-room 
fire, which he loved to poke and stir, or on the broad porch 
on a summer night, while tree toads chirruped and mock- 
ingbirds sang in the tulip tree by the steps. It was thus 
that he sat through a memorable fortnight with James 
Whitcomb Riley in 1900. 



A PATH TO HIS DOOR 263 

Nearly twenty years before that, the Indiana poet, then 
a young journalist, had first written of his admiration for 
Uncle Remus who, in turn, became an admirer of Mr. 
Riley's poetry. But it was not until 1900 that they met. 
Then Mr. Riley came down for a two weeks' visit to the 
Wren's Nest, and endeared himself to the whole family. 
He and Joel Harris were natural cronies from the start. 
They went to the post office together, went out to the parks 
and to vaudeville shows, but many afternoons and eve- 
nings they just sat on the porch, trading literary opinions, 
or preferably stories and laughter, or sometimes, as "Jim" 
put it, just "shut clean to, a sayin' nothin' 'cause we don't 
haf to." When the guest departed, he left such a void be- 
hind him that his host wrote to Mildred, "Your Unc. 
Jeems has done gone and went, and the house feels as if 
all the furniture had been taken out." 

Now the host of the Wren's Nest had become so famous 
that many of the great ones of earth were writing to him 
or beating a path to his door. Joaquin Miller, "the Poet of 
the Sierras," Dr, Lyman Abbott, Walter Hines Page, And- 
rew Carnegie, and many other noted folk were among the 
visitors to the unpretentious home at West End. Mr. Car- 
negie's first words, as he shook hands with Uncle Remus, 
were, "How's Sis' Cow?" 

"Poly," was the reply. 

With these people, who knew how to meet him on his 
own ground, he unbent and was his real self. But when 
some "lion hunter" journeyed out to his home to rhapso- 
dize over him and have the honor of shaking his hand, 
the caller might not get a dozen words out of him during 
the whole interview* 




CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE 



Uncle Remus Tells His Last Story 



|Y 1899 there were Harris stories appearing in The 
Saturday Evening Post; some of them famous ones. 
"Why the Confederacy Failed" and "The Kid- 
napping of President Lincoln" were probably the two best. 
Their author also wrote editorials for the Post. A collection 
of the stories appeared in book form in 1900 under the title, 
On the Wing of Occasions. 

In some of these stories a noted character, Billy Sanders, 
a rustic philosopher supposed to be from Shady Dale, 
Georgia, made his appearance, and his homely wit and wis- 
dom were so popular that his creator was asked to write a 
series of Billy Sanders opinions on life 'and current events 
for the new magazine, The World's Wor\. Billy continued 
to talk for the next eight years. Once he even changed the 
name of a town! 

It was a funny little instance of small-town sensitiveness. 
An imaginary hamlet called Harmony Grove was described 
in one of the articles as a quiet, unpretentious little place, 
but there was no thought of reproach in the description, 
for Joel Harris loved that sort of community. 

It happened, however, that there was really a town of 

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266 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

that name in Georgia, and it was enormously offended. "A 
casual reader," wrote one indignant citizen, "would think 
Harmony Grove a regular Sleepy Hollow, or a little cross- 
roads town with no get-up-and-get-about it, instead of being 
as it is to-day the best town of its size in Georgia." Shortly 
after that, the town even changed its name to Commerce, 
much to the distress of the gentle soul back of Billy Sanders. 
Offers were now coming thick and fast. In 1900 Mr. 
Harris was asked to accept the editorship of Everybody's 
Magazine, and two book publishing houses wanted to put 
him on an annual salary and take all his output. He rejected 
the magazine offer and accepted one of the others, a con- 
tract with McClure, Phillips & Company. And with that, 
he gave up his job on the Constitution, after twenty-four 
years of service. 

There had been great changes at the office in that time. 
His dear friend, Henry Grady, had died eleven years be- 
fore, and Captain Howell had recently sold out his interest. 
But there were still close ties with the paper. Son Julian had 
become at the age of twenty-four managing editor, and 
a little later Evelyn worked up to the job of city editor, 
though he eventually left journalism to go into the tele- 
phone business. Frank L. Stanton, who had been an office 
boy with the Savannah News when young Joel first went 
to work there, had developed into a poet, and was brought 
by his old friend up to the Constitution, with which he had 
a connection for the rest of his days. 

Twenty-four years of habit cannot be broken off all at 
once. For a long time, ex-columnist Harris could not resist 
going down to the Constitution's morning editorial confer- 
ence every day, just as if he belonged there. He even went 
down on Sundays and holidays and puttered around. 



UNCLE REMUS TELLS HIS LAST STORY 267 

However, he rejoiced in the freedom from routine. "If 
the greatest position on the round earth were to be offered 
me/' he told a friend, "I wouldn't take it. The responsi- 
bility would kill me in two weeks. Now I haven't any care 
or any trouble, and I have resolved not to worry any more." 

With the increased leisure now gained, he wrote his sec- 
ond novel, Gabriel Tolliver, into which, he confessed, he 
put a great deal of himself and he dedicated it to his good 
friend, James Whitcomb Riley. He was greatly pleased 
when "Jaraesy," as the poet often signed letters to him, 
dedicated a new volume of poems to him. These two had 
another jolly two weeks together at Lithia Springs, Georgia, 
in 1902* 

For worries would come whether he wanted them or 
not. That visit to the springs was made after a series of ill- 
nesses which had attacked him during the previous year, 
and which left him looking older. He stooped a little more 
now, which made him seem shorter than ever and more 
roly-poly, and the red of his hair had dulled a bit 

Evelyn, despite his newspaper responsibilities, was a de- 
voted and efficient secretary during his illness. But even 
after he was up and about, his hand was so shaky for a time 
that he gave up writing with pen or pencil and began to tap 
out his letters and manuscript on a typewriter, using the 
one-finger-and-hunt system, and now coming down to 
sheets of paper of ordinary business size. 

Because of these periods when he could not write, he in- 
sisted upon giving up the contract with McClure, Phillips 
& Company. He said they should not be compelled to pay 
him for time when he was too ill to work. But he let them 
retain the right to publish his books. 

Famous visitors continued to tread the trail to the Wren's 



268 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

Nest, as the nestlings departed one by one. Evelyn was mar- 
ried in 1903, and before long was building his home on the 
lot carved out of the western edge of the so-called farm 
though the neighborhood around it was no longer rural 

A photographer who went down to Atlanta about this 
time to make some news pictures of the author found in 
him not only some of the traits of Uncle Remus, "but a 
good deal of Br'er Rabbit, a pinch of Br'er Fox, more than 
a suspicion of Br'er 'Possum, a faint trace of Br'er B'ar, and 
in particular, all of the little boy." 

He was now becoming somewhat accustomed to this sort 
of thing and to being interviewed by professional journal- 
ists. When Ray Stannard Baker came in one day and said, 
"Mr. Harris, I want to write you up for the Outlool^" he 
laughed, and said: 

"That reminds me of Simon Sugg, a queer old chap 
downstate who was put into fiction by an old acquaintance. 
I knew him when I was a boy. One day a friend met him 
and said: 

" 'Simon, do you remember Jim Hooper, that went to 
school with us down at Monticello?' 

" c Oh, Jim Hooper of co'se I remember Jim. Little slim 
feller, wa'n't he?' 

" 'That's him. Well, Jim's gone and noveled you/ 

"'Noveled me! Has he?' says Simon. Well ding his 
hide!' 

"Simon hadn't the faintest idea what Jim had done to 
him, but he was properly indignant, anyhow/' 

There had been many requests for more Uncle Remus 
stories, and from time to time, while he was writing other 
stories or Billy Sanders articles, he had turned out an Uncle 
Remus tale for a magazine or put another into rhyme. A 



UNCLE REMUS TELLS HIS LAST STORY 269 

volume of the verses, Tar Baby and Other Rhymes of Uncle 
Remus, appeared in 1904, and another volume of the prose 
stories, Told by Uncle Remus, in the following year. 
"Jamesy" Riley, was so delighted by the appearance of the 
verses that he wrote a jingle about them, beginning: 

Indianapolis, Indiana 
Leventeen-Hundred-an*- 

Full-er-Fleas. 

Hit's mighty good news er new OP Uncle Remus Rhymes, 
Which I done prophesyin' 'bout forty-levm times- 
All de whole kit-an-bilin* er de jingles an' de chimes 
OF Uncle orter sing us ef he 'spectin* to redeem us 
Remus 

OF Uncle Remus an' his new-ol' rhymes. 
O, it's "Hi> my rinktum," he low one day 
When I tel him dat a ne'r batch er oP rhymes pay 
En it's "Ho, my Riley! youer leadin' me erstray. 
I taste my last er singin* an' I gwine ter stay absteemus. 
Remus 
OP Uncle Remus tetchin* no mo' rhymes." 

One of the greatest admirers of all of the Harris writings 
was President Theodore Roosevelt, He wrote frequently, 
expressing his appreciation. He said that when he was a 
boy, an aunt from Georgia had told him some of the Br'er 
Rabbit stories. The Roosevelt children, one by one, all ac- 
quired autographed copies of Uncle Remus books. 

When the President and Mrs, Roosevelt planned to visit 
Atlanta in 1905, he wrote to Clark Howell, then editor of 
the Constitution, saying that Mrs. Roosevelt could remain 



270 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

in Atlanta only two hours, and asking if it would be pos- 
sible for her to meet the great author. 

"As you know/* he concluded, "our entire household is 
devoted to Joel Chandler Harris. 5 * 

The request was too important to be refused, but the 
bashful man's agony as the dread October day approached 
may be faintly imagined. Just to make sure that there was 
no slip-up, a committee of prominent citizens escorted him 
to the railway station. The train arrived, and the beaming 
Teddy was introduced all around. As they were entering the 
carriages, he turned to a member of the committee and said, 
"I'd like for Mr. Harris to ride in the carriage with Mrs. 
Roosevelt." 

"Certainly!" said the committeeman, and turned to look 
for the author. He had vanished! 

"Where is he?" asked the gentleman excitedly. Then 
someone caught sight of him escaping through the crowd. 

"There he goes !" cried a voice. 

"Catch him!" shouted another. 

There was a rush after him, and the fugitive was hustled 
back to the carriage, making little resistance now that he 
was discovered, but redder than any lobster. A little later, 
the amazing spectacle was presented to Adantans of Joel 
Chandler Harris on the balcony of the governor's mansion, 
along with the governor and President and Mrs. Roosevelt, 
reviewing a military parade. 

He was then compelled to violate another rule; he went 
to a luncheon given for the visitors. There was no escape. 
There were speeches afterward, of course, and during his 
talk the President said: 

"I am going ... to, cause for a minute or two acute dis- 



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<^VSAlO?/ ^^ARo'j^^(^!f^ 




UNCLE 

Cartoou ln%v 



\ AT THE WHITE HOUSE! 

"vOiwtitutioa/* November 19, 1907 



272 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

comfort to a man o whom I am very fond. . . . Georgia has 
done a great many things for the Union, but has never done 
more than when she gave Joel Chandler Harris to Amer- 
ican literature " 

It was secretly very gratifying to the blushing, suffering 
man, who sat with his eyes on his plate; he loved it. The 
only question was whether he would be able to live through 
the embarrassment of it. 

Next, the Roosevelts wanted him to visit the White 
House. Not until two years later was this accomplished, 
and even then only with the aid of Julian, who went along 
as moral support. The Roosevelt children greeted him first, 
and that put him more at ease. There was only one other 
guest at dinner, another Southerner, General Fitzhugh 
Lee. With these understanding people the bashful man was 
soon at home, and the evening was a lively one. When he 
departed next morning, the family agreed that they had 
never had a more delightful guest. 

He put some of his impressions of the White House and 
its occupants into the mouth of Billy Sanders, who was 
supposed to have made a call there. 

"It's a home," said Billy. "It'll come over you like a sweet 
dream the minnit you git in the door. ... To make it all 
more natchal, a little boy was in the peazzer, waitin' to see 
me, an' what more could you ax than that a little boy should 
be waitin' for to see you before he was tucked in bed." 

The little boy was Quentin Roosevelt, who, as an Amer- 
ican aviator, gave his life eleven years later in the first 
World War. 

The acclaim of the Roosevelts was only a small part of 
a world-wide chorus. When Rudyard Kipling learned in 
1895 that one of his Jungle Boo\s had been praised by the 



UNCLE REMUS TELLS HIS LAST STORY 273 

Harris whom he admired so much, he wrote to him, "This 
makes me feel some inches taller in my boots; for my debt 
to you is of long standing." 

He went on to tell how "Uncle Remus and the sayings 
of the noble beasties ran like wildfire through an English 
public school when I was about fifteen. . . . And six years 
ago in India, meeting an old schoolmate of those days, we 
found ourselves quoting whole pages of 'Uncle Remus' that 
had got mixed in with the fabric of the old school life." 

A group of Southerners were dining in a club in London 
with some English acquaintances, including a few noble- 
men, when some one of the Americans mentioned Atlanta. 

"Atlanta ! " came a quick chorus from the Englishmen. 
"That's where Uncle Remus lives." 

An English critic wrote that the Uncle Remus stories 
were as well known in England as Aesop's Fables. Punch 
and other English papers adapted the tales to political cari- 
cature. In Australia, the volumes were always in stock in 
the bookstores. And back they went to the English-speak- 
ing colonies in Africa, from which great continent they had 
come. A tourist in Egypt told of seeing a group of children 
around a story teller, who was relating the Uncle Remus 
tales to them in their own language. The stories were trans- 
lated and published in France and Germany, and into 
Bengali for use in India. A Chinese ambassador who had 
enjoyed them sent a "smoke tree" to be planted in the yard 
of the Wren's Nest 

The University of Pennsylvania wanted to confer a doc- 
tor's degree on the author, but the thought of standing on a 
rostrum before hundreds of people, togged out in a long 
gown and listening to a eulogy of himself, was too much 
for him. This university is one which stipulates that to re- 



274 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

ceive such a degree, you must come to get it and so bashful 
Uncle Remus did not get it. A Georgia college, Emory, 
gave him the degree of Doctor of Literature, however, and 
was good enough to confer it in his absence and send the 
diploma to him. 

It was in 1905 that Julian conceived the idea of a South- 
ern magazine, with his father as editor in chief. Some At- 
lanta men connected with the Constitution and others were 
interested, but they had difficulty in persuading the elder 
Harris to like the idea of a publication called Uncle 
Remus' s Magazine, to be edited by himself. At last he gave 
in. But the preparations dragged along over several months, 
and it was not until March 1907 that the first number ap- 
peared. President Roosevelt was one of the first subscribers, 
and, of course, old comrade Riley was asked to be one of 
the first contributors. 

Julian was managing editor, and there was a young man 
on the staff named Don Marquis, later one of the most 
famous of New York columnists, but who wrote articles 
both grave and gay, and some amusing poetry for Uncle 
Remus' s Magazine. 

The editor in chief wrote a long editorial for each num- 
ber, always referring to himself as "the Farmer"; and there 
were frequent musings by Billy Sanders, occasional poems, 
and now and then an Uncle Remus story. One of the last 
things he wrote starts off with a charming picture of the 
home life of Br'er Bar: 

"He had a son name' Simmon an 5 a gal name' Sue, not 
countin' his oF 'ooman, an' dey all live wid one an'er day 
atter day and night atter night; an' when one on 'em went 
abroad, dey'd be 'spected home 'bout meal-time if not bef o' ; 
an' dey segashuated right along f m day to day, washin' der 



UNCLE REMUS TELLS HIS LAST STORY 275 

face an' han's in de same wash-pan on de back po'ch an' 
wipin' on de same towel, same as all happy f amblies allers 
does. . . ." 

The magazine dhiove greatly from the start. But its editor 
was now failing. Even when it was being organized, he 
confessed to his friends that he was feeling his age. In the 
spring of 1908 his wife noticed that he seemed to be losing 
interest in the flowers and the vegetable garden. He spent 
less time at his office, and frequently lay upon the couch 
in the living room for an hour or so a thing unusual with 
him. He ended a two-year correspondence, one of the sort 
he loved, with a little schoolgirl in Wisconsin whom he had 
never seen, but who wrote so well that he had suggested 
that she write something for the magazine. 

For a long time he would not see a doctor, but at last 
consented to have one called in. By that time, even an oper- 
ation proved to be of no avail. He himself decided that this 
illness was his last. Although he was not an irreligious man, 
yet he had never been a member of any church. He had 
for some years past thought of entering the Catholic 
Church, in which his children had been reared. One day 
during his illness a priest, Father Jackson, an old friend 
of the family* called at the house. The sick man sent for 
him and asked that he be baptized and confirmed, which 
was speedily done. 

He grew steadily worse. All America was concerned over 
his illness, and letters and telegrams were pouring in. 
Among those who wrote most anxiously was President 
Roosevelt. Only two or three days before the end, one of 
the letters from Teddy was read to the dying man. He 
smiled faintly and said, "The President has been very 



276 JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS 

On the night of July 2, 1908, while the tree toads and 
mockingbirds, all unconscious of the impending tragedy, 
sang in the trees about the house, Atlanta was already 
mourning, for it was believed that the end was at hand. 
During the following forenoon, one of his sons came in and 
said, "How do you feel now, Father?" 

With a flicker of his old humor, he murmured, "Just 
about the tenth part of a gnat's eyebrow better." 

Then he lost consciousness, and never spoke again. Just 
as the sun was setting, Buster John and Sweetest Susan and 
Drusilla and his other dream children took him by the 
hand and led him into the country beyond the spring. 

Over his grave has been placed an enormous boulder of 
Georgia granite, and upon a bronze tablet let into its side 
you may read a part of his foreword to a special edition of 
Uncle Remus tales, issued during his latter years, when ill- 
ness and sorrow had begun to have their effect upon his 
blithe spirit: 

/ seem to see before me the smiling faces of thousands of 
children some young and fresh and some wearing the 
friendly marfa of age but all children at heart, and not an 
unfriendly face among them. And while 1 am trying hard 
to sfea\ the right word, 1 seem to hear a voice lifted above 
the rest, saying, "You have made some of us happy." And 
so I feel my heart -fluttering and my lips trembling, and I 
have to bow silently and turn away and hurry bac\ into the 
obscurity that suits me best. 



o : 



Afterword 



N A MEMORABLE afternoon I went out to the 
Wren's Nest, now maintained as a memorial to 
Joel Chandler Harris; I saw the trees he planted 
the fine magnolia, the big tulip tree by the steps, of which 
he once said, "I'd like this tree to be my monument" ; the 
giant wistaria vine sheltering the old boxed-in well, over 
which hangs the pulley whereby the water used to be 
raised; saw his rocking chair on the broad porch, the living 
room, once so merry, the tables there and in the bedroom 
where he worked, his old Hammond typewriter with the 
wooden case on the one in the bedroom, his broad- 
brimmed black felt hat, the last one he wore, beside it; the 
dining room with all the original furnishings, where there 
must have been some jolly mealtimes forty or fifty years 
ago; the fringe of cottages around two rims of the farm, 
which were the children's first homes when they married, 
and from which they have all long since flown. 

And there in the visitors' book were the names not only 
of prominent Americans, but of others, such as Charles 
Laughton, English motion-picture star, who wrote that 
"Uncle Remus" had been a favorite of his childhood and 
a bedside book in later years. 

One thing which was a surprise, and which seemed to 

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278 AFTERWORD 

bring back the past with peculiar vividness, was about a 
hundred feet of old zigzag rail fence from Turnwold; the 
rails, like elderly men and women, worn thin and frail by 
seventy-five years of storm and stress, for many of them 
were there when young Joel was setting type in the printing 
shop, and he may have scrambled over them when he went 
hunting with Jim-Poke Gaither. 

Out at Emory University there are still older relics: the 
old blank book whose pages contain his first literary efforts; 
his little school composition on "The Elephant/' written at 
the age of nine, his first book, the Life of General Taylor, 
given to him when he was five. And there are a file of The 
Countryman, the silver watch given to him by Papa La 
Rose at the time of his wedding, the Japanese netsuke 
charm added to it by Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, his pencil, 
pen, and typewritten manuscripts, letters, and many other 
things. 

I am greatly indebted to Mr. Lucien Harris and his 
brothers and sisters for aid in the preparation of this book; 
also to Dr. Thomas H. English, curator of the Joel Chand- 
ler Harris Collection at Emory University for information, 
assistance, and counsel; to Miss Margaret Jemison, the Uni- 
versity librarian; to Miss Fannie Lee Leverette, daughter 
of those kindly neighbors of litde Joel and his mother at 
Eatonton; to Mrs. Hazelle A. Champlin, hostess of the 
Wren's Nest; and to others. Acknowledgment should also 
be made to the D. Appleton-Century Company for per- 
mission to lean heavily on Mr. Harris's book, On the Plan- 
tation, in depicting his boyhood.