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INTRODUCTION

ERE they are, Clarice and Aloysius, Julie, Ethelbert and
Belladonna, in book form for the first time. I hope
you will all buy a copy, as the price of ham and eggs,
yachts and automobiles are way up; and ^^artists have
to live'\ In these days of "Looney Living'% it's pretty hard to keep
up with the Joneses, so if you are having any trouble in ^^kei^ing
np'% a copy of this little book may give you a few helpful hints.

I cheerfully recommend it as a complete social guide to those
idesiring to mingle with the 400 or 4,000,000, as the case may be.
After reading it you win have no trouble in distinguishing a demi-
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very careful and not write too much. No college, home or barber
shop is complete without a copy.

Sincerely,

Oopsright, 1920, by Bapslea & Leon Cbmpwy

VriBtod n Ua S* Am

What D'Y^ Mean, Anaesthetic?

What Did Pa Mean?

NOW <M.OYS\US P
tt*eiNI5 jKSffT SIT
TVtEfiC f2EfVDtN€
THE PftPER.! I WftMT
^tX* -n? HELP WE
HftNG THE

7 PICTURES

3>ftV(5UMrT
CLeR.ICE'

WHflrr ©10 WE

PaToldtheTnidi.

vmiTU -THE TONESES HEftR
«£ BflMNEM IE ■FBOtWSE
GAUHD ON Ua! REMBtOER-
flCT VHty iWtHFIEOi SHES

uaeo TO Ncm«»» nrr

EWaS (M XUKES ftN-
LORM!

AK! I 3HMJ. NB«l iteBlSr
"WE SBftk® CflNAL IN »B«!.
OLD VBllOE OM A
noOhfUSHT
KISKT!

OH «e.n«GiMii
HOW Lovely! >bo
OWN ft Wonosmph'

MES. 30NES BUY3
ALL HER a/TTER m'
CGSS ftT SOBKEK
AND COnPBW-' let'.j
-ny THEn n'DEftp!

its ft VEKy HISH
-rtJNE stobe!

Pa Supplied the Right Word.

tots THW
nftKE THE

Eees ftwy

TEBSHEE?

i VftNT fl

POZEN ESGJ,

HOW rtOCH

ftRE TMEy?

E\aHTY
EISKT.

CENTS.'

i

-J&,

f' .'i'.^T

1

^ ^"---^^

J

PftvrauNrrI

"lOOR PWCES
SHE HISHER
THaN 6Kr

csmEt .SHOP
iM town!

ftH! 6UT TX15 IS ftN
OLD KELlflBLE -FlEtt
SO YOU KNOW WE
ftRE PIONEERS IN

THE Butter, and

ESS
BUSINESS

Alas! Twas a Cruel Blow.

(

WA IT'LL TH' ODNESES SEE

H\rts HE riAY NOT Jjook ao

CLASSY BUT H£'5 ft
I2ARE 3X3S!".^\!!i

rt«Oow4i.O

SW6CC

Mort69 I

nftYBE THftTS WHffT THEY
TbLO 'Ttx; LAOX 5UT i!rt
TH' DOG CATCHEa AW I
KNOW ft nuT WHEN I
.SEE ONE!

A ^'Cheese Hound," Says Pa*

IWHffT klND
Cfp A nut

S^l* HE

v<va?

rr

he's a SWEDISH noosE

HooNOl A Couple of
Derrs and there wont

BE A no035 lEFT IN

THE HOOC6'

■Mm

ftURBADYJ Voo^ AT Hin.
KAN am' ftROUMP THATT

Ht'5 A RJX! HE'S PRBTtNDVM*
HE OOESffT CEE TVWyT «0U5El

m A nmoTt he' a. ^rmai

5omTH\M«, ANI> THEW

You Never Can Tell.

VS. Pe/sTtis: in

IF -nsu HAD
5PEWT ANY

noKE TmE

nxlN' YOUR
Hflili^ WE v/0(jLD
BE IN Tine FOB

> :

^^>a;<<^

WHftT.S T)W NOISE
n'SEAR? IT ^OUNDJ
LIKE .^ FOUNTftIN
5W.ftSHlN(s! J

5UPE! Al THESE
^SSlETy Guys
H(iVE FOLlNT/MHl
IN TH' HoOJE!
IT nuJT BE IN
TH' NEICT R00t\-'

BY SOLLY- IT ain't ft
FooNTflIU «T all!
ITS nR.JE PEYSTER
DR-INKIM' HIS ^OUP!'*

Ethelbert Panes 100 Per Cent.

RulE 16850- THE USE OF

a/

STEONS HEAD LIGHTS 15
■FORBIDDEM UTHIN THE
ClTy Ut11T.S. imnERS
nusT BE ^^ ^^

/7\\

^

&,.<^

THAT'S K.1SHT
ETHELSEliT;
YOu'p BETTER
ICOK OVER. Trf

TBftfFlC Rules!

TWeVee VEE/

Strict now'

I KNOW 'En ftU.
UNKl 3UST flSK "
HE (^Nr QOESTKIN,
I'LL fiNSUEB IT.'

f V

(iO SinPLY stop, TJSKE
THE ttflCHlNE ftPOB-T flKD
HIDE IT CAREFULLY ""■
JtH' 3USHE.S UNTIL TH"

1 HOasE SOT If/!

^ '

i

Pa Didn't Know What It Was

Toe. in' ] "5
Lovt o" pete'
UHaT IS

IT?

PflRDOM ftE, BUT Do X-
DOSS HPlVt TD VJEaR- £
A MUZZLE IN THE X

^ W^

iW.

/a!^^tfL

^

flHr

^■

-\t

S-<2.

*7 ]r^

3>OG5 S>o-

BUT INSECTS

BonV tt'fltn!

Speaking of Relatives.

IJOW IO>iT GET SOKE
MTJEflft, ONE OF Ky
EELftTNES BBOPPED IM

ftvf \a»nes> TD -TOUCH

flE fOB^SO ;ftNDiVE
BEEN PlU THVS tiriE
EXPLAIMlue UHT I

cooujn't lEND rr

It Keeps Pa Hustling.

ttOS. JotSS WI1.L HflME
NOTXmS ON THIS
GoVfN TO-NISHT (VT
THE IbAWCE!,

I

w

^

^

4~ "

)

LM

'c

U-^IR

)i^

i\*3NDEa vnw RE
DOE -jeua BuioyEa

Wa5(?/ WHEM HE
SEES ttE Ml.

DaessEO
up to-nishT

IBOMT

WHAT

HE'LL

SAy

6oT-

f LL BET A DOUflB.
HEWCES AMEXPEttT
AC(>DUNTflNT TO
Go CWEB. THE SOOUT
Ta-rtOWJoW),

tmC -i^sui

MiUHD.

.-r

The Walter Stopped Talking.

/iooNps LIKE \
OlD TlrtES)

Guess ill

V, TBy IT !

YEH, UE HPT CHlCKEktS
WHEW I UftS n BCY-' ,
WH HIM) ft NAHE KIR
EACH one!

Why Bother With Fish?

m ' TO-BflP/?

^ ^5 CLARICE, OO^T ^
R>ft AN HOUR, THE. I

»T3 ■FUN^4y HOW

Pft'^ QONE O/EB.
FV3HIM* ALL OF
A «SUl>;bEM-

E5PEC(ALLV
Ad HE MEVEH
CATCHER /Wy

A Great Help to Pa

LOOK err Mas. ^ones? 3he

<3C&3 To lVn"\MEE5* «HE
ENJEKTftVN^ 3KE V/BSK^
\i©Nl)ERFul. CIOTKE5, SHE GETS
CottETHlMiS QOrr OF UFE*

(SIBysios Vt fx^G\u\s. yoiA/E

!3lttPLy GOT TO Mflfe£ rtORE
ttOkEy!^!

J

I'LL A5k -m*

B035 FOR ft

Rftl*5E T6-J)ftY
CLARICE •

V*5EE CBsCT HA3<JONE OP-
CLOTHES HfWE QCUE O?-

Tiexa> \5 Ut^ CSH0E5 ftRE OP-
Bs/Ee/TH»l>f6 k3 U?'

EXftOTLX WE HAVE.
BNTECED A NEW ERA

^3 rr WE(^E? >bu need

A^S»>STANCE, An® iT
QiVES tlE GREAT
PLEASURE TO 8E OF
3onE HELP-

HR ROCk:3,

I "moOCrHT

rouD

UMDER3TAMD!

d-J

I HftVE JUST CortPlLED THI^
LITTLE 800XLET" TWELVE WAy^
op COTTVKC^ THE H«SK C03T
Of HVIN&; ACCEPT 4t WITH mv
CoriPLiriEMT^' By T=OLL0Wlf4e
ITS GOOD ADVICE you WILL BE
ABLE TO UVE VERy CorifDRTABLV
ON youR PRESENT 3AlARyI!

T

Some Medicine!

Wft\T ft niNUTE
JUUt! 1 GOTTA

-mKE ny.

MEDICINE'-

Pa's Out of Luck.

3«yT

Y'SONNft
HOlJ THAT
mPER Aa

EVENIN' ,
ETHELOECTf

GOSH unk: all

1-GOT HERE l,S
TM" SPORTIN'
PASE'!

A Stuffy Meal, What?

Its TOO LATE NOW 1
nDEftt, HtRE COOES
-in- \ltfnB.' «J- fou
OflM BO O OEDEH

THEfc amr)

NO SUCH 1
J>13H! ^

<

it.

YEH, Se<N6 us A
FORTION op
*IUPFEBOLIVEar'J

j^jA

^. '

^^1^^

'" i

K^r

'^ i

HJ^

^^

^ '

^

r^

l-CJi n

flt

Pa Was a Little Too Well Prepared.

V/ft»T LL TWt JONESE-S HEAR <1BOUT

My HusBftNj) Go\He Tdoor R5HmG

IN CANBDA WITH HIS rtiaiONAifiE

I'D BETTER. ^E HOW
ALON^ wrm HIS

UHAT^ THE IDEA OF
THESE BOTTLES \U
youR GWP ?????

WHY-ER-
ER- JUST
IN Cf\S£ I
GET A

SNAi^ Bite

n'-DEAR'

snake bite EMT HOVsT
OFTEN Jo yoo EXPeCT
TO GET BlTTEH EVERV
TEN ni NOTES?

Not Bad Advice.

LftST VEfeK ft UATEIl PIPE BuejT

am) FwopEB THE caLflR,DeouNw<i-
flu. ny chickens! i •suT bowk amb
wecfie THE Wfl-rea cotimMy o

HOT UETTEB. OF COMPLftlNT"

Almost, But Not Quite.

sosh: id UKt TO
SIT IN THflT FDV£R
QftOE TO-NISHT,
BUT -THEIZES no

CHANCE Of
SETTIN' OOT

— V

TH' SANSS crusT
ABOUT SITTIN' JOWN I
now! th' ujCKy
QOY5-'

L^-r>J?

■Al3vsiuT"Fi?^slNiis^JRftTofJ

EARTH ARE ^OU ttOPINS fiEOOVJD
THE HOUSE FOR? WHY Don't
VOUf?s^,eo TftKE AVrn^^E

" ftlR VflU-'

DO VoO

<5ood;! ,

WAIT A niNl/TE-

iVl sup on ny

Fua COftT ftND
Go WITH "too!'

It Sounded That Way.

"jtiO CflU. ON nB.IiONEHE!>

Hi's ft cHflaniNe rwN

-

^

IT

e

SOCIAL LEftDEIi EH?
IF IT WftSNT Foe HVS
OLD «w. he'd be IffiDiNS
ft Cft«EL-'

an. ^

SONEHEC
IM? J

PftEDON asi.BuT
ne.BONEHED U NOT
ftT UBEET/ BT

T>RE5EUT 51b!

'^/b^

1

ijO~

c^Tll

11

R

<cU

&EE! UHEN il»
HE SET RNCHED?

* ,

*^

^^ ^^

f ^^

^^

WMIMtID- "" 1

Pa Thought Very Quickly.

' NOW Au>ysiu3 n'jtete bo tcv"

ftMB NOT mte AMY SOCIAL
■BLUNDEeS ! WE'BE RKilfT CUT
(N HISH SftSSiery -RJ-UKSHT

SO BE ^ey

OAKEFuL !

\f ~|00 Do rtftKE ft

IT UP inneDiflTa-Y'
TWNK <a>Jteici.y

^

^

aJT Ity HErtM FELLOW
HfWE VX) NO CWNMEOSf

Bo voo TjyeE rte for
fl tflOKEYr OvuNTyv
Jou-y vflELl^ see rn
. one OF

-WE OUESIS:

eactoM

A BA(LOM B»r \«J. V -ten THOUSAND

ioh \*»By TSftBbN
HaPUS OF HElfSHItl

wcae ALL uinu

PAMsoNS My

LOBD-l TimjT
XXI UILU Wtt-
LOOK "Y MAHy

LORD'

The Finish Was Strong.

■joa seErt TO ue

AS I ftrt UiTK ,

THIS iiEcee-tioM'

YES, I UoulDnt
IE HEttE OWty
ny uiPE

eijOMa-'

so 3>IB ftlNEl
I'tt HW'N^ ft
MISERftBLE TtnE;

I viisH I VEne

HOItE IM UEO' ,

ne Too!
HftuauNir'

THIS IS TH*
WottST iVe
EVER STBua!
NO EI\TS OE
NOTHIM'!!

% l-

\ \%j nc^ 1

^^^m

LET^ STICk
flKOONji! IT
LOOKS LlkE
ft ttEGULflft
TttHTY!

^r ALL

tIEftNs!
OH 'BY
ftl-L tlEllMsl

Pa Should Try Again.

yoo'D SETTER. SO our
TO OmNNER. rt'SEflB!
JoLlE ANJ 1 ARE DiNiNS-
PIT THE VAN BONEHED'S

vinM THE Joneses'

TH6T

5UT5 BE

CWElCE

IjOOk 6T TH«T UIU YOU-
THlJ IS 6 OMEU PLACE
THIS 15!" I T=ouNl> THIS
•SIDE CortB IN ny sooP'

Alas, Poor Pa!

HOLD THESE, I Just WlW

fU »E MCK IN fl
WNU7E!

Pa Is Some Musicitm.

DIDMT 1 T6LL YOU W6l)
GET INTO SWELL .SftSSieTy

sone DAY n'BEAn? listen

"to THIS -

Blt uNFoKToNftTELy rta rt'siwis

^TftRTEB TO DEINK HIS SOUP 30

IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO ASCEK'wiM

The NPltlE OF THE PIECE.'

A Real Antique.

VffilTLU THE JONESES '
HEAR WE DINED (VT THE
VftNSuns! HuE.By
oa UE'U BE late! ,

IT DOES NT
nflTTER IP
UEfiaE
U^TE, WE
Bow HftTE
Soup!

ISNT "WIS VJDNDEBFUL FUBNUUOI
rr's THE REAL GENUINE
ftNTiqOE! B(Epy PIECE IS AT
lEAST lOO YeOE-3 OLD!

Maybe Bella Donna Is Right.

H1.WS1U5 I UflWT YOU TO
srewe TO SEliU J)ONWA
6BOUT ENTEttTAlNINS IN THE
KITCHW UNTIL ONE A- rt
nHS 30NEJ JOE3KT flUOU
IT, UHy -SHOOa> WE ?

AH,
M«ftT3
"m'USE

Y'SEE UE BOw't mind VOU
HAV/1N& CAUEOS BtUASONN/^

3Jt ONE A.M-is A Lmte

IATeJ 30PPoSm' WE SET

ft TirtE LimiT Sftv I1.30

P.n. AFTER THI3?

NOVI TOR INSTANCE, LAST
N16H1 THAT GENTLEnAM
3)iOnT lEBvE UNTIL
ONE «.n.

VHy luBOy! rajTo tfGiNis,]
BUT wasn't no gentuhan!
SAT WAS riA HuSSUIt!!

A Costly Fall for Pa.

MERcr! WHflT p

J A Tumble

I RLOySlUS 3UST
JTBOK ON THE
, ICE!

Ma WiU Have a Nice Uttle Wait.

28

By GoLty! TOBftY IS

ciflcioE's ■BiEWJfty
AW' she's beem Hou.er.in'
HER. HEAD OFP FOR A

■BRACELET UKE rua.

\ JOMES HftS'

1 3Et YOO
Illt>^fT FORfiET

Your, aunt

ON HER.

BliiTHOfty,

ETHEL.BEBT'

I SHOULB SV NOT
UNk: I BOOSKT THU
5WBJ. PLftNT Ftott
HEt; 3HE LCVE^
RDVJER.^ so"

(■

ITS
ALL RJSHT

lOT
UKERE
ARE IK'
■PLDUEBS?

"IHftTS UHflT I ASVCED TM'
Guy \w TH' STORE.fiND HE
SAID Yi^T TO HftVE A
UTTLE PftTlENCE THATS
ftLL! Th' FLOWEES
UIU- COrtE

VJHY' V'POOR. iirtp."
THffT's f| CENTORy
af^NT; IT BLOOnS I
EvERy loo YEARS 'J

t

ir; '.

<rj3

Usually the Way.

-yO' SOOD VO' MOTH in'
HOUND Doe! VJHflfT 70

oEftN B/ BoiN' y>en?

VE.S 5ftH turro "
n*sims,j)(n mnti.

VIV3 INM ^TORE
Roon EffT\N' HB
HEftP OFEL.

I TOLD

E-raaBEfiT

TO WEEP HO

Doe our op

THE house!

a

i

jpg f

r

i

?^ <^

HE BONE ftTE OP
B/EBYTHIWS
EXCEPT TH' Dog
Biscuit!

mW^ o ;

t

The Judge Wat "TlMffe."

towiy rtWfc
ft TWBKrry

CAM yoU

NO, But 1 c/\M ,

CHftMSE "ra' TINE'
\tB'tL WKE IT ,

1

^' .:

i

Pa Knows a Thing or Two About Etiquette.

Now llEnEnBEK ftloysiu?

TMI3 13 VEEy ■SWELL
3>lfaNEe PeBTys Do THy
Wt> ftCT Ll« TH' BEST

or TWE sftssiery swEa*

-i^

WHfll! Do YOO

JENy rr?

CLflRICE OL' "1
Gfi., You URONS
rtE, I NEVEE.
ISID IT'.

5?

^^

Pa Wanted a 0>mplete Job.

UNKIGOTTfl H«VE
« BONE. TflKEM OUT
OF n/ NOSE! VflU
ybSiGO TO THE

J)OCTOP ,

vfl-m tiE?

QOBE,
EnCLBEKTi

VHffT ARE

■j6o SOINa

-IB CHflllSE

Doc?

' r-

1 GUESS »e5
UILL BE
ALL RISKT!

DD

WH«Tl ONLY

'SesTQ-mkiE.

TH' BONE OUT
OF HIS NOSE?

VtS, lY3 NOT
VEBy DIFFICULT
TD EEVtCVE
SOME-'"

VELL HEEE'S »50
3100, TftKE TH' 80NE
OUT OF W\S HEftP

AT TH' aeriE TinE!

Pa's Intentions Were Good.

ft PHESENT of THESE

IWO TICKETS ttllj ^

MSSlNISj TO THE 1 / A

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TH tIftNICURtSTS BftLl 15
NO Pl/siCE FOli ft

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T«' TICKETS To THE
ELEVPiToa Sot!

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reason will
>AT now
listen- let

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350O-HOO-O0-O-
ExPLAIM NOTHINS

TWO Tickets to .

THE nftNtCUR.I3T!
BftLL! AND ftT
>DOft ftSEl!

Polly Immediately Made Good.

VE3 UNk "THIS , 13 ft VERy

HE V/ftS CAPTUBED IN in' BEAZ.1LIAN
CTUNGLE.5, AND Ttoa YEAE^ WAS A
PET IN iHt ■Sultan's harepi! one of
THE "Sultan's wi\/e.s escaped uith

HIM TO THIS
COUNTRY'

Pa Now Knows That SOence Is Golden.

YE3 I BtSTmCU-)
(2£.HEt1BEB-
oortiNS- IN ffT
1.30 flrv AND

ftBouT ny ,
luck!

30 VOU TCU) >aij|!
Vlf=E flBoUT IT?

VEU- Oo KoOE And if yoon
UIFE hasn't got fl NEW H«T OR
A NEW DaESS Cont
BftCK.flKD ILL , ra:SS<Sf^,'t

\ vtHfiT uE cftM ^ °;2^ss^y

Rough Going for the Yacht.

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WE'VE SOT AN AWFUL

NERVE cqniN' Down to the
VAN BockIs week end Phet/

WITH ONLY TV(0 5UIT CASESi
THESE SASTlETy SWEU_5
BCINiS ALON& TftUNKy An'
HAT D0HE3, fW' OU SOfcTJ

OF Luggage''

I

AN' BotiT Lose tSub head n'OEAR!

aOST ACT LIKE TM' I2E5T OF TH'
IDLE lilCI^ ESPECIflUy ABOUND TH'
JIRVANTS. -you've GOT TB IftPUtSS

I UPON 'En THAT Vbi/eE'SotiEDoiiy!

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WEBKV GOOD Sll^ BlTT TH'
YACHT WILL H(WE A HAWFUL
TIHE GETTIN' HERE, 0EIN3 «5
UB ARE SICT'/ TIVE mLEj'
T=aOn TH' NEAREST- BODY CP I

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Ma b a Good Little Kicker.

I THiMK You're

I^EAL fJEAM tF

'>^ 1>0>h TEftCH
ttE TO <3V/irt!

Ktt 3bMEa TftoeHT

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DEEM TliyiK' "TO

rtfttie yoo sum
^R- Th' L/VSt

«y 5o«nEti5

MiEAfisf

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no! no! THftt flmt

03E yooe. FEET
CLAeiCE!!

Food Was Nothing to Him.

This UA3 « BKlSHt

IDEA, I nosn ^y, yo

Give ft Diwneb. PftHTv

' ON t1E«LESS TuesDftr

Uif/ CooLDNt "Mty

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NO, in ftK
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Pa Decides to Stay.

Exit

MA

*3A7l thereVa

CAU ffT TH' 00OI2.
WHO «\YS 3HEIs

H<WE»<T <30ME AM'
H1BE3> AMOnHER

cyx>K HAVE you

DEAe -THAT We'BE
GivlKie A Bid
I>lNKiEli PAIiTY
LIKE ITH* ;3bKfES&S

<3lVE, AMD \

I K(\VE A
3PEWAL
QOOK P<*

Id urzuE

( WELL UZ2.£ TMI5 IS "TO
BE A VERY "PodftAL
3>lNMEIt! \Cf\Z Op

SAWiET/ SWELL* Will

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ttosT BE woMoeiiFuay

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Pa Should Buy One, Also a Lounge.

OH BO/! en iftST

UCVE SOTTft nvD-
SHES ONL-y BEEN
HERE AW HOUIi, BtT
I THINK SHE'a
GONMA STftyl

HOKTENSE IF IT
ftlW'T TOO nucH
TCOOBLE WOULD

Y'niNo fi"Emw'

ft BBOon AMD

sviEEPiN' opnx'

tliSS UftH soul: (^H V/02 NtvtK
30 INSULTED IN AU- WH LIFE-
IF YO' ftlMT QciT ft VACUun I
CLEftWEB^AH QUIT RlffHT NOW

JlflUSUNirl UHffT AKE \ \

WE eoraw'To?

WHITHEa flEE we

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Some Explanation.

zu So BOUW AN'
PtCK OUT ft N\CE
TREdH TUKKEY
fW THANKS -
GNlNfi ! nes,

ft BBJUTY' ^

THffTS TW BLUE
61X)OI> IN Hitt n'fltt!
HE WAS A VEKy
ftElSTOOBATlC BIKD.

Pa's Not Much on Style.

Pa Changes His Mind

]>AVSuN(T! yCflNT Tai. WE
TM1.S SEftV(^^a QOESTIOM IS
ftS BflO flJ TH' VoCtEM S^

\T la! oyGou/! I'll dis

DP ft GfilL THAT'LL BE ft
'vriLLlN' LITTLE

I 3ESEIiVE IT
SIR.1 I BROUGHT
IT UPON nySELF-'
I SHOULD Hftve
KNOWN TSETTEei

WHAT WAS
n, A 1)01 LEB
EXPLOSION?

NO, WE HAVE A NEU OOOK. «N0
I ONFORTUNATELy SU6SESTED
THAT SHE 3TAy IN AND ^1I^<P
TWE 'BADy TMI5 EVENING
UHILE My UIFE AND I
WENT TO THE tIDVIEs!

I DON'T FAIL

TO OCT T„. OTH» CO.,C, OMrOn. (SKlK^lSg S; KSIS; SS'nfi?!..

IM SIZE AND STYLE WITH THIS ONE iBRINCING UP FATHER. Third SariM

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