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Geography (BA) Biology (BS)
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Human Ecology (BA) Chemistry (BS)
Italtan (BA) Computer Science (BS)
Justice Studies (BA) Geosciences (BS)
Latin (BA) Health Education (BS)
Linguistics (BA) Hospttaltty Management (BS)
Music. Education (BA) Human Ecology (BS)
Music (BA, BMUS) Mathematics (BS)
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Purpose: “To promote civic con ss and campus involvement and unity through numer-
ous charity and community service events and fundraisers.
Founding Date: November 17, 1999, by Chris W. Fitzpatrick
Executive Board Past Activities and Events Drives
President - Henry Margenau 1st Annual Charity Ball Eye Glasses
Vice President - Melissa Velez Great Montclair Sugar Strike Cell Phones
Secretary - Stella Bravo Human Rights Awareness Month Food & Clothing Banks
Treasurer - Christine Dias
Head of PR - Amanda Gildersleeve
General Members
Abby Gildersleeve Christina Reed Janette Bily Lauren Caravaglia Sara Vasquez
Bryan Morris Damarcus King —_ Javier Justiniano MargaretGamao Shawnna Morris
Desiree Macaro —- Derek Macchia Jen Solomon Nancy Brophy Stacy Kaufman
Amanda Lee Durell Danner Jen Russ Nilam Kotadia Taheerah Jackson
Caroline Brun Elizabeth Sohkiw JenniferPrezant OrlandoCabrera Taryn Townsend
Brian Hagerty Erica Cronk Jill Romaniello Rahmina Mutlib
Brittany Shelton HeatherHeyrich John Loren Ralph Mullenz
Becky Mackay Hilary Darrer Kaly Ceus Sara Archer
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Purpose: “The ASO would like to extend an invitation to the MSU community to share in ourculture together.”
Founding Year: 1999, by Mo Rabah
Colors: Red, White, Black and Green
Executive Board
President - Jeffrey Ephraim
Vice President - Tuffaha Aspour
Secretary - Yasmin Sharif
Treasurer - Wayne “Big Dog” Bustin
Publicist - Arlen Delacanog
Past Activities and Events
Arabic Dinner
Guest Speakers
Political Forums
Food Festival with the International Students Organization
Comedy Night with the Haitian Student Association
INN Information
Purpose: “To cultivate and encourage bigh scholastic and ethical standards, to promote unity and friendship
among college women, to study and help alleviate problems concerning girls and women in order to improve
their social stature, to maintain a progressive interest in college live, and to be of service to all mankind.”
Founding Date: May 3, 1998 by Latasha S. Casterlow
Local Chapter Name: Ravishing Rho Phi
Colors: Salmon Pink and Apple Green
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Kineta L. Lenis AKA Coat Day
Vice President - Dayna C. Jones Thanksgiving Food Drive
Secretary & Treasurer - Brandi Mitchell Food For Thought
Treasurer - Christine Dias Catherine’ s Closet
Head of PR - Amanda Gildersleeve
General Members
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Vernesa Davis
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Purpose: “The Accounting Society is composed of business administration majors with concentrations in
accounting. The Society began its operations in the Fall of 1972. Members of the Accounting Society increase
their knowledge of the accounting profession by attending monthly meetings which feature guest speakers
and varied programs. Members of the Accounting Society put their skills to work by providing free tutoring
service and income tax assistance through the VITA program.”
Founding Date: 1972
Executive Board
President - Megan Lehman
Vice President Internal - Jae Cho
Vice President External - Wilson Rose
Recording Secretary - Maya Fridman
Coordinating Secretary - Largime Sabani
Treasurer - Christopher Preta
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Purpose: To bring together young women of like ideals for the purpose of forming a strong bond of
sisterhood by promoting friendship, scholarship, and responsible citizenship.
Founding Date: March 4, 1992, by Rebecca C. Blazer
Colors: Mint Green and Buttercup
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Stacy Barich MSU 5K Run
Vice President - Cindy Baccallao Greek Week
Secretary - Krystal Figiel Cotillion
Treasurer - Candice Brierley
Chaplin - Joanna Falkenhainer
Pledge - Erin McCally
Advisor - Candice Brierley
General Members
Erin Evertsen Stef Schomer
Maria Amador Liz Gerecitano
Lindsay Jones Drew Jorgensen
Laura Peters
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Founding President - Elizabeth Coen
Executive Board
President - Al Fatale III
Vice President - Michael T. Contos
Associate - Javier Justiniano
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Founding Date: September 25, 1988, by Linda Alaya
Local Chapter Name: Alpha Eta
Colors: Royal Purple and Pure Gold
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Theresa Santaniello Deepher Dude
Vice President of Recruitment - Katie Suckow Homecoming Events
V.P. of Membership Development - Lacey Roberts Greek Week
Vice President of Operations - Jen Cannici Rasing Money for Charities
Vice President of Academic Affairs - Lee Makofsky
Vice President of Programming - Stefani Stankiewicz
Member at Large - Elaine Capone
General Members
Danielle Baranowski Cristina Barry Carmen Crist Christina Fasano
Stephanie Fattorusso Alicia Finklea Missy Groeger Cheryl Handel
Jessica Hendrick Lauren Kicinski Meredith King Kleo Patra Kantogiannis
Deanna Lacava Angie Miller Nancy Murray Jaclyn Netis
Marissa Pallis Nicole Portas Alaina Scordillis Meghan Werth
Renee Zengel Dana Zuschnitt
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Purpose: “The members of Delta Chi Fraternity, believing that great advantages are to be derived from a
brotherhood of college university men, appreciating that close association may promote friendship,
develop characted, advance justice, and assist in the acquisition of a sound education, do exist.”
Founding Date: October 13, 1990, by Eric Cavallaro
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Bryan S. Lubliner “Feed the Homeless”
Vice President - Eric Nyman Move-In Day Barbeque
Secretary - Albert McEvoy Movie Nights
Treasurer - Chris Porto Parents Luncheon
Alumni Secretary - Gustavo Cifuentes Intramural Sports
Sergeant at Arms - Mike Casey Region VII Conference Host
General Members
Chris Buro Jay Ferreira Matt Mercurio Tom Ascough Joe Burello
Joe Bonner Tom Hennessey — Frank Puglisi Mike Alberta Bryan Goldsmith
Dave Johnston John Vacca Gary Dominicus Greg DiDonato — Fadi Khalil
Vinny Dimaggio Evan Totka Sean Longo Ashley Furman
Tim Fox Claudio Fernandez Sean Bodner Frank Rinaldi
Lenny Vreeland Mike Cemelli AJ MethaJay Osvai
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activities such as field trips, stock market competitions, guest speakers and fundraisers.
Colors: Maroon and Gold
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President -John Trabucco Bake Sale
Vice President - Raynard Josephs Virtual Stock Market Games
Secretary - Jemimah Makoxski Trips to NYSE
Treasurer - Alyn Melendez Speakers from financial institutions
Co-op opportunities
SK Walk
Blood Drive
General Members
Thy Nguyen Kristy Tonks
Lisa Lefkoxitz Ryan Dazy
Ghan Lexis Danny Peso
: Mace Kazemi Mark Ramos
Elena Kulakovska Rabina Banmal
Jorge Torres Nimesh Patel
Soo-Jin Lee Vincent Romano
Ravi Patel Jose Ruiz
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within the pri f their own homes? For those of you who
would like to believe that we live in an enlightened nation of
liberal freedoms the truth is you are living in a nation that is far
from being on the vanguatd of personal freedoms and
commitment to equal tunder the law. However, through
the wisdom of this ation’s courts has the battle for civil
rights once again been rekind The watershed for the rebirth
of equality took placein June of 2003 when the Supreme Court of
this land handed down it decision in Lawrence v. Texas, which
has overturned the law hose States which have had laws
condemning the act of sod and to a greater extent
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committed homosexual couples*some of the same rights as
heterosexual couples. What these bills do not do is grant these
citizens the hundreds of rights, privileges, and protections that
should be theirs under the federal government. More disturbingly
over 30 states have passed legislation to refuse recognition of
such benefits from other states and cleatijgdefine marriages as an
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BIDrew: i only need 35 more signatures for
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BIDrew: but, anyway, Khia....omg!!
alidascopeyes: hahahaha seriously necks and
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BIDrew: we should lead a discussion group on
hia at the Student Center one night.....and
erve coffee....
BIDrew: and little desserts
BIDrew: and then have a guest speaker.
ke...Khia!
BIDrew: so we'll serve coffee and little
esserts (cake and stuff...nothing fancy...talk to
car). and we’ll have Eric Diamond be a guest
peaker...
BIDrew: but it’s still missing something
BIDrew: hmmm......come on, allyn...you’re
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alidascopeyes: RICE KRISPIE TREATS!
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ar’s committee....but nice try
alidascopeyes: musical chairs?
BIDrew: holy sh*t!
alidascopeyes: balloons for the kids?
BIDrew: yes.....and “All Khia Musical
alidascopeyes: haha and that game where you
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President - Anna M. Zabiegala “Welcome New Members” meeting
Vice President - Katarzyna M. Zabiegala Movie Nights:
Secretary - Joanna N. Lewek “The Princess and a Warrior”
Treasurer - Mariola Wypaseu “Nesty Girl”
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J. Suiserezyk M. Mazen
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Purpose: To promote the awareness, respect, and better understanding of the Haitian history, culture, and
traditions via special cultural programs designed to educate the MSU campus.
Founding Date: November 5, 1991
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Yuri Jadette Cutural Soiree Night of Love
Vice President - Kindlyne Vilcant Annual Dinner Community Services
Secretary - Marie Alexis Comedy Show Art Exhibit
Treasurer - Sabine St. Cyr Homecoming Date Auction
Public Relations - Guerline Napoleon Flag Raising Movie Nights
Historian - Suzette Liautaud Workshops National Haitian Conf.
Student Advisor - Serette Louissaint
General Members
Reginald Stainfil Ralph Andre Joseph St-Joy Awa M’Baye
Mahalia Leransceus Berlyne Vilcant Perpetua Nazon Nahema Foster
Laurie Pierre Kennie Simon Christine Clarke Daniel Jean-Charles
Carole Antoine Shaquaya Jones —_ Rossini A. Du-Bois Samantha Fils-Aime
Francois Jean-Baptist Gregory Marcelin Josiane Larose Kaly Leransceus
Gadi Ulysses Nirva Vital Annielle Mbida
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Purpose: To have students come together and participate in community service. H.E.A.R.T. is dedicated to
improving the lives of others, and is committed to helping the young, the elderly, and the environment.
Founding Date: 2000, by Rachel Warchawski
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Carinne Stachelski Toys for Tots MSU Worlds’ Fair
Vice President - Georgie Egner Walktober Fest for Diabetes
Secretary - Jenny Duran Light the Night Opertaion Smile
Treasurer - Lynn Bartkowicz St’ Way’s Shelter MSU 5K
Public Relations - Amanda Dixon Box Tops for Ed. Rainbow Connections
Historian - Cher Piegaro Tutoring at the Lodi Memorial Library
Clean-Ups Blood Drives
General Members Ice Skating for Breast Cancer
Kelli De Stefano _ElizabethFlores | DesireeMacaro Clothing Drives —_ St. James Food Pantry
Nichole Giraffo Jofree Huang Eric Still
DianaLundberg Melissa Velez Jesse Szymanski
Berlyne Vilcant = Alana Watson Chuck Gesualdi
Shannon Hiuick Jackie Collera Cassie Backstrom
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Executive Board
President - Gina Roseboro
Vice President - Brookshield Laurent
Treasurer - Sarah Bruce
Secretary/Worship Leader - Linda Jiminez
IVCF Staff - Diana Zuleta
General Members
Andrea Evangelista Jeff Markey
Bill Kamps John Wrot
Chad Clark Juanita Torres
Elissa Kuebler Julie Crisante
Elyse Occhiogrosso Kieth Shepard
Elizabeth Yates Kieran Monahan
Erin Hayes
Gaby Izmirlian
Gian Paul Gonzalez
Kim De Gregorio
Kristin Kellner
Lauren De Matteo
Past Activities and Events
Bible Studies Prayer Meetings Large Group
Love Retreat 30 Hour Famine Movie Night
Basileia at Lake Saranac Waffles & Ice Cream Night
New Student Overnight Big Event at Lake Champion
Commuter Bagel & Coffee Give-Away
Lauren Woodhull
Marion Nayes
Mike Yates
Oreoluwa Fasehun
Peter Nilsen
Tina Kammerer
Tom Lipka
Purpose: “To promote better understanding, globalism, communication,
incorporation and interaction between people of all cultures and nations
represented at MSU.”
Executive Board
President - Hakim Abdi (Somalia)
Vice President - Kyriacos Kyriacou (Cyprus)
Treasurer - Dhiraj Sharma (Nepal)
Secretary - Abhimanyu Goel (India)
Director of Publicity - BoHyun Lee (Korea)
Past Activities and Events
Cultural variety show Foreign movies
Multicultural food festival Trips
International festival Guest Speakers
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SailorGal21: AL | ALMOST DIED LAUGHING! i was readin ur blog which lead to reading ur friend scarlets blog which lead to this
other chicks joke page which lead to the page about ur dad.....and it was the most amazing experience of my life...the funny almost
killed me.
BrewsterDMB: Thank God you updated the webpage. I was sitting here for HOURS watching your profile, with baited breath,
hoping and pleading for the glorious update! To hell with school work; this joke web page is ironically some serious s*it!
Proviso77: i cant get enough of reading about myself on that webpage!
“You're much funnier in print than in real life. I think it’s cause you don’t repeat jokes,” Evan Flath
Fell in the Gap: You need to become a college english professor and teach a course in JOKE
“February 23, 2003**** -
As a little bit of an introduction, I’m gonna describe how jokes came to be my. reason for living. Asa young child, I was always looking for reasons to
make jokes. In second grade, I used to put on comedy shows for my mother because I wanted to be a comedian. (I also wanted to be a magician and a |
firefighter at the time but let’s forget about that). I used to trick my younger brother all the time.......AS A JOKE, of course. One time told him that the |
people across the street locked kids in cages to make him cry so could laugh at him. Then, our humor progressed as we aged. We moved on to make
joke skits about our relatives and friends. As the years went on, my brother lost his sense of humor while I gained enough for the both of us. To this da
he remains without a personality and looks like that guy from the movie ‘Powder’ or Harry Potter. !
Throughout elementary school, my friends hated me because the only thing I wanted to do was joke and they wanted to be serious and do school work
In middle school, my friends still hated me. In high school, I hated everyone and made fun of people. One time, a teacher made me sit in the back of th
classroom because I made too many jokes. I KILLED HIM!
Once I got into college, I met a group of people who would forever change the face of joking: Cristin Curry, Scarlett Morris, Al Fatale, Jason Long, Jacol
V. Hudnut, and Elizabeth Coen. These people have made me into the person I am today. If it wasn’t for Scarlett and my joke about wearing stillettos ir
the snow freshmen year, the dream may have never occured.
Freshmen and sophomore years followed the same vision of jokedom. Unfortunately, I had not yet started to live my life completely by the jokes-of Jes
Christ. I still had a strong serious side.
It wasn’t until my junior year that I took the gospel of jokes into my life and let it embrace me with its eternal glow of humor. I decided an existence of
joking was for me. Now, there is nothing in my life that goes without a joke. I even coined the Fall 2002 semester as the ‘joke semester.’ So far I have
participated in the following joke activities:
***a joke makeout
_ **oke sleep
“eating joke food.
é “owning a joke desk
“wearing joke clothing
fan as a joke member of the SGA
tarted joke Math Rock band named Shrimp Ramen. ;
Tuse my humor to pick up guys and get through life. I think this is the only reason I’m not failing out of school.
“February 27, 2003°*
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}IATE MY LIFE BUT I LOVE JOKES'!!!!! Yeah this is basically what existence is all about now, hating and loving, living and praying. Things are a joke
1.x between good and bad with a little added splash of Count Chocula (the cereal).
jnny stuff continues to happen to me. This past week was a big joke. Cristin and I went to the Supergrass concert in Philly on Wednesday. There were
< many hot guys there IT WAS A TOTAL JOKE. We kept laughing because the guitar player in the Coral was the hottest known individual to ever grace
{2 Earth. I almost passed out a couple of times during the performance. Then Supergrass comes on and we must have been standing next to Kanga
(use this huge, obnoxious girl tight by us thought it would be a good idea to jump up and down through the entire show. It wasiv't like they were
s Hill. Cristin got hit in the head with her massive breasts and she yelled at her. It was funny and then ee got mad —
‘she was so small when she was born that she looked like a muffin. :
e when I catch up listening to music. It’s great.
kes and laughter, better known as the greatest day of my life. I don’t feel like explaining it in great detail but let ibe,
was on my side, I got free food, the prospect of money, and finally a hot Jew e-mailed me. A hundred Jews have e-mailed
ind they all have been ugly and fat. One guy offered to take me to a Broadw ay show. It’s been crazy! Another guy asked me.
© ona date with him. I vomited on my self like Simona at Winter Ball.
pring Break and you know what that means. It means lots of updates out of desperation and boredom. This week is
ive a shout out to Courtney McDonald for having the best life ever, a shout out to all the people who gave me the answers to
ut to Joe Foster for calling me a slut, a shout out to the hot Jew who e-mailed me, a shout out to that shaggy haired guy in
3s for being the best band in the world, and a shout out to Evan Flath because his soul is in every bite of food I eat.
"arch 16, 2003**
S| who actually did something on Spring break? Oh well I did something, if you count talking on IM to Cristin and sleeping something. Then, I got so
bjed, I started to read Howard Stern Private Parts, again.
L/'s talk a little bit about things. First off, I want to speak of something from my childhood that has re-entered my life via a picture on the Internet. What is
tls thing you ask? Well, it’s a Snoopy SnoCone Machine. Everyone had one and I happened to own mine circa 1984-1985. However, I was never allowed to
ply with it. My parents never let me do anything fun. All I wanted to do was make a frigg’n snocone! I only remember one occassion when I was allowed
tcnake one and that’s it. The same thing happened with the frigg’n EZ bake oven. I was never allowed to use it except for one time on Martin Luther King
Dy. I made a cake in that oven and put candles on it! If I have children, my kids will be allowed to play with their food toys every day. This pisses me off
td because my brother was always allowed to make those damn Creepy Crawlers and one day, I asked him if I could make one and HE THREW A PLANT
A| ME. Stupid brat. He gets everything he wants.
I’| not looking forward to this week. I say we boycott school in the name of food around the world. I contacted the president and he said it would be ok.
Yu know what though, Montclair State University doesn’t honor this boycott because it’s a joke school. Speaking of joke schools, does anyone else go to a
jce school.? Answer: No, just Allyn Kurtz and her friends. When I say joke, I don’t even mean a good joke. I mean a lame joke where I am forced to go to
s(ool with morons.
Tmorrow is St. Patrick’s Day, a day where I’m gonna drink green beer and punch people in honor of my slight Irish heritage. Except, it’s not gonna
hopen because I have to write a paper. I really do wanna get drunk but it’Il happen in good time.
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you didn’t tell as many jokes as I did this week, of course not.. | was going to smoke pot to make me funnier but Liz wouldn’t let me. I got mad and
t back in my room and laid on my bed I’m just gonna have to be funny on my own.
night, Cristin, Evan, and I went to TCN Gay to get some Lunch. I told some kid I wanted to be a comedy writer. I don’t really remember what
ned this night but Cristin tried to get Evan drunk on non-alcoholic beer, It worked, he was sooooo drunk. OH......Courtney and Evan are so dead
Bfause they woke us up at the break of friggen dawn so they could talk in bed. Cristin wanted them thrown out the window. Courtney can’t keep her
ith shut. I have learned the entire inventory of her dorm room. Who else do you know that has 6 toothbrushes and 12 boxes of Special K with red
es? We went home early and Cristin wore a clown costume consisting of flannel pants and loafers. | threw up 2 times and Evan had to pull the car
-| felt like Simona at Winter Ball and no, that joke never gets old. What i is with me throwing up every single second and I mean EVERY second. In fact,
throwing up now, as | speak.
(riett, Jay, and I had tennis for the first time ever this week except that we didn’t really have it. I was all ready to paddle invisible balls with m
Bfause I am too poor to buy a racket or balls. By the time I am done with this course, you can just call me Stefie Graph. Wh« or a game
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[elcome to the April Fools’ edition of Jokes and Love. As I sit here watching the
bods at midnight to tell scary stories? The answer is none and that is ay
ilks, ghost children. So scary you can’t even handle it. Who you gonna cal ‘BU thi
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Love would like to give a huge *Joke* Good Luck to Jacob V. Hudnut in the Presidental Election which ends tomorrow.
Roxear vy night is my first official night w orking at a job that gives you money! I’m gonna go crazy giving out bread. First thing is first, 1 am going to
take over the business with my amazing mastermind. Then, Iam going to find a way to “salle bread in the: shape of Lisa Left Eye Lopez. People are going
to floc ic to my bakery and worship my bread because they will fal it is a sign from Jesus. I will make millions.....millions and millions of dollars. Of
course, I will only do good things with my money. First, I will use the cash to start a worldwide federation for Pharell, the forgotten super star. I then
plan on constructing a swimming pool in the shape of a seal. Yes, seal the animal because who doesn’t like a seal? Plus, this will be an asset to people
who fly airplanes because when they look down at my yard, they will be so overwhelmed with joy, they will never crash because our lord and savior
will be on their shoulder, Jesus is a seal lover too! After I make this pool, I want to use my money to make myself an invisibility machine. I will use this
to steal answers for tests. and give them to the needy, *cough* me *cough* It can be done kids. Invisibility is not just a dream! Steve Urkel used a machine
to turn himself into Stefan and all I ask for is Invisibility!
_ Let's get serious kids......
Of course by serious, | mean joke serious. There were a lot of things that I decided were jokes this week. Number one: Gypsies. Did you ever think about
the humor level of a gypsy, a vagabond, if you will. Anyone who goes to MSU will know what I’m talking about in the next sentence. Rocky’s Mart in
the Student Center -- Run by Gypsies. If you don’t believe me, go by there the next time you go to class. Who else would sell gold Bugs Bunny necklaces
and pagers? The answer is a modern day gypsy. You may think these people in Rocky’s Mart aren’t gypsies but if you head out to the Quarry around 3
| am, you'll see about a dozen or so colored tents set up. They're having a good old time playing guitar, reading tarot cards, AND CORRUPTING OUR
_ CHILDREN! Gypsies were put on the Earth specifically for joke v alu Peres they take a new soul and bring it over to their side. Just look around
you at class. They’re there!
I don’t think I wrote about the fact that I am now an official renter of an apartment in Caldwell. It’s true, It’s true. Starting in the beginning of May, I will
_ be living above an eye glass store. By day, you can call me Allyn Kurtz, mild mannered citizen. By night, Thunder Seal, avenger of Gypsies, Tramps, and
| Thieves! There will be many joke events at the “pad” this summer.
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_ the time, and a shout out to Cristin Curry for always giving me faith that my joking lifestyle is paying off.
| **April 16, 2003**
Oh, I have so much to talk about. Jokes are melting like butter on my roll or should I say my hot matzah because it is Passover. Speaking of being Jewish,
who wants to come to my summer batmitzvah wine and cheese shabbot 2 day festival of love and dreams? I’m sending out invitations and I want to tell
| you that it’s gonna be a hopping party. I plan on playing a little Nelly, a little Snoop Dogg. I know what's up.
_ Week one of working at the bread factory is officially over and I think I need to send a blessing to our dear lord for the gift of bread he has bestowed
_ upon our lives. |
_ Tonight, I saw Plastic Face Josh acting the role of a waiter. Who remembers the time he tried to make out with me even though he’s gay? I’m glad to see |
| he’s moving on with his life. Especially since his face is made of plastic and all.
_ Easter is a farce of yellow pants suits and coolots. I hate it. I also hate people but this is no secret. I want to live i in a perfect society where everyone abides
by my rules of life.
Number 1 rule: Every day = joke day/makeout party.
Number 2 rule: Make me food and give me money.
Number 3 rule: A nap time should be instated each day.
I’ve come to the conclusion I can no longer like Homestar Runner because everyone likes it. Idiots from high school have the buddy icons, my brother's
" quoting sh*t in his away messages, kids in Freeman Hall have the shirts. One thing I have learned in life is that once my brother likes something, it’s for
| losers. I knew it was time to stop listening to Weezer the day my brother knocked on my door and asked me if the cd I was playing was Weezer because
he had the Mp3’s on his computer. I knew it was the end of an era. The Homestar Runner era is ending because a bunch of losers started to me it. I liked
that sh*t when it was underground baby!
Tonight Al and Javibear came over and ate ice cream on my floor. I watched a little Saturday Night Fever and thought about how hot John Travolta used
_ to be.
_ Question of the Day: Do you really think Star Jones wears Payless shoes and why doesn’t she hire a personal trainer?
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** April 27, 2003**
| Stress has seriously replaced jokes in my life and that is no joke. What is a joke is french toast. A treat made of bread and eggs.
| Alright, fess up, who went to the Fat Joe concert? I didn’t, but I wish to God I did, and I wish I went drunk. I would probably riot. Cristin would com
| with me. We would use our trusty McD’s walkie talkies to communicate. Then, in a fit of hysteria we would be gobbled up by Fat Joe thinking we w
| white chocolate. All this before Goldfinger even graced the stage.
So, Junior year is coming to a close and we are all she dding tears, I'm sure. Instead of tears, I’m shedding beers so Cristin can drink them and get drunk
so I can hang out with her. She's great when she’s drunk. She laughs at everything I say. Anyway, it’s a sad day at MSU because we are all getting old.
Seon enousls I'll be old and haggard. Actually, that’s a lie. I bee dcaially slipped some Fountain of Youth water into my drink and I'm gonna live ~
forever. The last statement was not funny, I was just testing your knack for follery. You totally failed.
| I'm gonna share a room with Liz. It’s gonna be like a wild party, Quiz doing work, me punching people and eating live babies. We’re gonna throw a ton)
| of joke parties. One of which will be themed Rodeo Clown. It’s about the life and times of Chris Fitzpatrick, the mastermind behind the perfection of
| dating and looking hot. Who remembers the last day of freshmen year when Al was Dutch. That's all I’m going to say about that. |
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shout outs. ag you thought it wasn’t coming. You’re so dumb. Alright, shout out to Cristin Curry for talking to me online and being my
psychiatrist/jol riner in crime, shout out to Scarlets Morris for having Shahida as a roommate, shout out to hipsters, shout out to Bob Perriero for ~
paper with a hole in it, shout out to my parents because they lead the best lifestyle I have ever seen, and a shout out to Suquan the next president of the
sn‘t great is not having money. Anyone got any interesting suggestions? I’m starting a little contest and
ved to join. Whoever picks out the best job for me and it works out and I make a lot of money, you win. Win
your thinking caps on so you can win the secret and no it’s not going to be like one of those grab bags
h you buy and it has a whole bunch of crap in it like stupid plastic sunglasses.
fixing my portal to.Narnia, shout out to Dairy Queen (the D-diggity Q), shout out to Scarlett’s mom and
‘shout out to Javibear, and a shout out to Howard Stern.
*May 31, 2003**
ak here’s the deal with my 21st birthday party. It’s June 7th in my apartment and if you're reading this, you’re probably invited. Oh yeah and if Al
nd Jay don’t show up because they're lame, I'll probably end their lives. I love how people from South Jersey think they can just disappear over
ammer. What? Does my day of birth not exist?
| also have to speak of my love for Burgers today. When you were growing up and kids from the neighborhood were all cuddly with teddy bears and
yunnies, how much did you really wish you could cuddle with a burger? If you were anything like Scarlett and me, you probably did. I spent many
ights crying in my room as a child, praying and wishing that God would send mea plush burger toy of my own. Every morning I would wake up and
here would be a new bike, big wheel, or kitchen set at the end of my bed BUT NEVER A BU RGER. Oh the days I would spend at boarding school in
ingland, sitting at my desk and drawing pictures of burgers over and over again. Some had faces, others none, but all were loveable. I made up an
maginary burger friend named Sparkey; he was mildly retarded and had a lazy eye. At night, visions of burgers danced through my dreams. It was like
jeimg at the Ronald McDonald house all the time minus Grimace and Birdie. There were some fry kids, though, if I remember correc 2 Anyway, Scarlett
(Morris and | saw a sign from the loin of Jesus Christ himself when, like a beacon of light, came a plush burger toy on the Ocean City, Maryland
‘oardwalk. We cried a little and probably screamed but knew we had to find where we could get one of these burgers. We scoped the Hew alk for
)ossible places to find this “prize,” if you want to call it that. So we finally came to a place where these burgers were sold and we bought them. Now, the
lurger sits on my bed and it is so cute. Cuter than a frigg’n teddy bear, seriously...and that’s the end of the story, like there could ever be an end to this
ale of redemtion/lost love regained/brothers and sisters coming together in a time of need.
) bought a turtle and 1 named him “Water Wings Tube”, after flotation devices from my youth. You may ask, “What the hell are water wings?” Let me
"ell you the story. Way back in the ey when I was like 4, my grandma bought me “swimmies” to use at the pool club. This was back in the day when
piey were first invented, before cell phones and before the Internet was invented. My mom, to this day, calls them water wings because the bootleg
Wiackage said so in 1986. They were horrible! It hurt to put them on and they were uncomfortable. Plus, you couldn’t do Ay is while you were in the
ool cause you had frigg’n inflatable leg warmers on your arms. The main point of this story is I have a turtle who’s anorexic, who | bought i in
Vhinatown.
«big Caldwell Joke Shout Out to all the jokes in OC, MD on Memorial Day weekend, a shout out to ty movies, a shout out to making money while
)stening to music, a Shout Out to the Coffe Shop in NYC that raped Mike Jones’ wallet, a shout out to my horrible sickness this w aig and a shout out to
eef Ramen.
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nce upon a time there was a girl named Allyn Kurtz who had a web page that she updated like every other frigg’n day during the school year but as
oon as the summer rolled around, she found herself to be a hypocrit when she didn’t update for one whole month. Allyn actually has a problem and she
reeds to be helped. The name of this problem is work and it has taken over her whole entire existence and she really has nothing to show for it except
ome candy.
Vhen I created this web page in Eeprian, of this year, I vowed to bring jokes and love to the people and I have failed. Instead of fooling, I am in an office
tabbing thumb tacks into my temples because I hate my life. \
ome interesting events have been occuring in our time apart though.
1. [had a baby and named it Frito.
21 grew a penis and had several occurences of “no reason boners.”
. Quiz quit school and joined the circus.
4. Al decided to dedicate his life to helping people in need.
.ctually, that’s a joke list. I really had you fooled didn’t I? I think you started to second guess the truthfulness of all of this when you read Quiz quit
chool. That is the most unbelieveable thing on the list.
'wo weekends ago, I went to Atlantic City and walked through Adam’s screendoor because I was drunk and then, fell into my suitcase. There’s nothing
‘ke being drunk and making a fool of yourself, which is what I do best. Actually, the best part of the trip was when all of the girls popped no reason
oners. It was so awkward. I had to cover mine-with Courtney’s Spanish book when I went up to the board to solve a math problem. Then, my voice
racked and I found myself growing a beard. God puberty is hard!
0 it’s the summer and things have been quite festive. Hot weather, the shore, Al acting like a dad. It all ties together into one big joke and you don’t
yanna miss it. We still have half the summer left and I’m looking forward to it, mainly because I don’t EVER want to face my senior year of college and
vant.to stay in a limbo state of joke for the rest of my life. Being an adult is a total joke but I guess we all have to grow yt and start making m:
ling bling. :
Mfortunatley, next year I’ll have a degree from New Jersey’ s number one clown school, Montclair State Universi d de
reprezentin’ Jersey.
bon’ ‘t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m just Allyn from the block, used to have a little and I still do. GREA’
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pecn rubbing elbows with celebrities and I feel it’s time for you to stop hating and start appreciating. Dave Matthews invited me over his house for
aks but J had to decline. Quiz had homework to do, so we had to go. The rumors are true! Allyn Kurtz and Dave Matthews are having a baby!
sther we will live in a bungalow of love. Actually, the truth is, Jay and Dave Matthews are having a baby. They re naming this love child Busted Stuff
ng Matthews. I’ve been called to step in as seregate mother and little do they know, I later plan on getting their kid addicted to huffing paint thinner
d shalack. It will be like an episode of 7th seme in which I play the role of Ruthie, the c lelinguent child/curious tho ught monkey.
Fo eah, after picking Jay up off the floor of the convenience store and cleaning up the puddle of urine he left < after peeing his pants, we continued on our
t tO make it the best shore trip ever. Al’s mom was boozing and trying to feed us hot wings. There's nothing like a booz ing mom. J ended up meeting
hark named Freddy and three frogs named Manny, Sandwich, and P ound Cake
uid like to tell everyone the plans for another year dedicated to the jokes of the American Dream. I like to call this plan “Trapper oe and Pencil
: pOt the Midnight Renegade Club.” This itinerary includes trips all over the country and the world. One day, I might be coming to your school te
© a guest apperance and answer questions on practicing safe sex and eating fire. I'll be opening for “A Different World- The Musi ical” on Broadway
#) emake of the popular television spin off show. Dwayne Wayne and Denise Cosby will be there with bells on. It’s all about love and i ae in
: fe. We can look back very retrospectively at our college years and remember that IT WAS ALL ONE BIG JOKE and I was your leader. A young girl
} her 20’s with a dream and a notion of a world full of the gospel of me and my joking. This is life, embrace it like you do loaves of bread oe ty sets,
nd the life and times of Kelly Ripa. We're rocking the rocking horse as seniors and I plan on making everything something to remember, complete with
“ictures and balloons for the kids.
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Ismail Lukarcahin
Natasha Gregory
Carlos Garzon
Angie Osorio
Bala Trinedi
Jeanine Thomas
MEY Information
Purpose: “To unite all women regardless of race, creed, or religion.”
Founding Date: November 21, 1981
Local Chapter Name: Matriarca Chapter
Colors: Baby Blue and White
Executive Board
President - Veronica Morales
Vice President - Diane Correa
Secretary - Isis Valenzuela
Treasurer - Veronica Morales
Past Activities and Events
Community and University Service
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Purpose: To promote cultural awareness and mutual respect in the MSU community through arts, education, and
felowship.
Founding Date: 1968, by Vernon Nelson
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Marie M. Guervil
Vice President - Kendra Faison
Secretary - Kristin Faison
Treasurer - Ghan Lewis
Kitabu - Johanna Livingston
Publicity - Nicole Whetstone,
Willie Collins, Jason Butcher
Representative - Carlo Cole
Cultural Affairs - Myrna L. Datilus
Performing Arts - Tomeka Burgess
Cultural Chair - Tremayne Reid
General Members
Harvest Ball
Kolor Explosion
Domestic Violence Awareness
Paul Robeson Dinner
Career Expo
Def Jam on MSU
African Heritage Month
Kwanzaa Fest
Affirmative Action Night
Gospel Choir Extravaganza
Spades / Chess Tournament
Shanelle DeSilva Pierre Johnson
Dieayah Bryant Olawanmi Thomas Corrie Clanton
D’Nita Paden Regenald Stainfil Tiara Samuel
Shateema Credle Ike Ahaneker Nicole Hare Lamar Taylor
Kia Durr Eurefa Dufio Amanda Holder Krystle Si
Kimberley Washington
Francesca Wright Deanna Ryder
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Lamar Scott
Ralph Andre
Sherley Lafleer
Tiffany Morris
Nisheena Smith
Berlyne Vilcant
Purpose: “The organization shall strive to personify three ideals: Scholarship, Leadership, and Fellowship.”
Founding Date: March 25, 1990
Local Chapter Name: Alpha Iota Chapter
Colors: Purple and Gold
Executive Board
President - Carinne Stachelski
Vice President - Sandra Santiago
Secretary - Dana Mannine
Treasurer - Deyanira Rodrguez
Initiation Advisor - Esmeralda Torres
Historian - Marisa Dadap
Parlimentarian - Priscilla Johnson
General Members
Clavidia Andglade
Diana Martyn
Keyana Jones
Maria Rodriguez
Dorothy Ross
Uzelia Louis-Jacques
Eliane Fattal
Suzanne Pregenzer
Kena Koromia
Past Activities and Events
Spring Formal
Professional House: Dance for a Cause
Cultural Night
Hot Chocolate Extravaganza
Senior Brunch
Fish Tank Coin Toss
Tony Cornetta
Devin Peacock
Amy Keegan
Kassandra Ramos
Purpose: “To promote brotherhood through highly destructive social gatherings.”
Founding Date: 1929
Colors: Black, Red, and White
Mascot: Captain Senate and the Senate Ape
Executive Board
President - Bryan Padula
Vice President - Carl Franzetti
Secretary - Mike Stoppay
Treasurer - Tim Wilkes
General Members
Chris Velluci
Brendan Lynott
Mike Pizza
Ray Messina
Pete Calabresse
Richie Balcotta
Antonio Vassilatos
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Purpose: “To bring all aspects of theater to all students at Montclair State University regardless of their major.”
Founding Date: 1937
Executive Board
President - Lauren Walsh
Vice President - Rebecca Wilson
Secretary - Jonathan Greenstein
Treasurer - Andrew Ruiz
Production Manager - Joseph Carrea
Box Office - Stephanie Bashall
Past Shows and Events
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Cheater 24
Breakfast of Champions
Admissions
Macbeth
Violet - The Musical
Purpose: “For the establishment of friendship on a firmer and more lasting basis, for the promotion of brotherly
love and kind feeling, for the mutual benefit and advancement of the interests of those with whom we sympathize
and deem worty of our repard.”
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Founding Date: April 26, 1996, by Tom Hourin
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Colors: Garnet and Old Gold
Executive Board
President - Jeff Jodeksnis
Internal Vice President - Alex Vitella
Treasurer - Dennis Muro
General Members
Adeyinka Adesina Dan Alonso
Barry Bennett
Chris Cuevas
Hasan Elkomey
Jason Harned
Aaron Liller
J.P. Monaco
Gaston Peralta
Joel Sanchez
Ryan Swingle
Kevin Tuohey
Scott Boan
Elwin Crapello
Paul Falanga
Jeff Jodeksnis
Liam Maloney
Dennis Muro
Mike Ravenda
Scott Seidenburg
Pete Szilagyi,
Alex Vitetta
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External Vice President
Secretary - Steven Cantillo
Initiation Advisor - Esmeralda Torres
Pavel Alvarez
Steven Cantillo
James DeStefano
Mike Giardina
Dan Johnson
Tony Mangarelli
Alex Nagy
Mike Reddin
Joseph Sideco
Tom Taccogna
Ryan Willard
Daniel Arose
Phil Castelli
Alex Diguilio
James J. Gieger
Albert Laguna
Vincent Mastria
Billy Olson
Steven Roy
Jeff Sokolowski
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Giuseppe Chirico
Rob Elia
Maxim Goldfeld
Rich Lamberson
Mike Mattia
Mike Pena
Lou Ruggieri
Hector Supanik
Tony Pantaleo
Purpose: “To provide a warm, social atmosphere for those students who are interested in psychology. To
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Colors: Blue and White
Past Activities and Events
Psycho - Info Fair
3 D’s of Psychology
Graduate School Info Seminar
NYU Social Work Seminar
Hypnosis Seminar
Executive Board
President - Jennifer Swendrak
Vice President - Christy Cheathan
Secretary - Monique Henley
Treasurer - Dawn Allen
General Members
Steven Chalet
Anna Cilmi
Jaclyn Colloran
Jasmine Diaz
Brian Moyer
Christina Fenton
Joy Roberts
Amber Stiles
Jennifer Struck
Hector Supanik
Jennifer Mini
Stefanie Egbert
Alysa Ray
Chelsea Grant
Janice White
Dorian Castro
Gioranna Di Berto
Alexandrea Dragona
Celia Mornock
Jasainth Francis
Deanna Ryder
Organization Information
Purpose: “To be the first national sorority on campus.”
Founding Date: December 17, 1988, by Caryn Hefter
Colors: King Blue and Gold
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
Archon Anne Clifford Vice Archon - Laura Whitman Date Auction
Scribune - Krysta Smith, Jen Lorenzo Jail and Bail
MAL - Amee Dadaian MRC - Heather Heil Making Candy Grams for Hospitals
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Purpose: “To provide a lifelong sorority experience for women in conjunction with 3 basic tenets: To ensure a perpetual
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Founding Date: October 1992, by Terri Kikenweitz
Local Chapter Name: Zeta Kappa
Colors: Purple, White, and Platinum Silver
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President - Julie Betz Child Play Therapy @ St. Joe’s Hospital
Vice President - Janine Darata Greek Week Champion Battle of the Bands
Secretary - April Kosior Volunteers at State Autism Benefit
Recruitment Director - Amy Varga Greek Week Canned Food Drive contributers
Education Director - Tina Sharo Campus Rec Trivia Bowl Date Night
Treasurer - Tara Johnson Founders Day Sigma Send-On
Panhellenic Representative - Katie Brunetti Formal Rush Summer Barbeques
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Kristina Antus Lindsey Buerkle Courtney Camburn Nicole Corrado Ambar De Armas
Michelle Dell’Italia Jen Davis Tina Fernandez Nikki Gasparro Karley Hagopian
Jill Hodulik Melissa Kelly Tricia Kurzyna Rachel Laaninen Erica Lindsey
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Vice President - Jill Brown
Treasurer - Valerie Henderson
Secretary - Sharon Jablonski
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Purpose: “To enrich the college experience of women of similar ideals, to build lasting friendships, and to foster
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Founding Date: January 26, 1990, by Kerry Raftery
Local Chapter Name: Gamma Xi
Colors: Cafe au Lait and Old Blue
Executive Board Past Activities
President - Gina Piccirillo Homecoming
Vice President - Lisa Schaad Greek Week
Secretary - Rachel Arenson Tricky Tray Auction / Chinese Auction
Treasurer - Melanie Shefchik Strides For a Cure
VP of Member Recruitment - Marianna Good
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Social and Panhel - Nicole Flynn
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Kimmy Cifello
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Purpose: “To promote sisterhood, uplift women, and to dedicate our time to serving our communities as well as recognizing
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Founding Date: May 25, 1973, by “The Sick 13”
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Treasurer - Shemika Carrington
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Yole. Luvet. No Beoves Courtice Iw. No Seoves
GEIC No Booves CTC Cu WD Ath Place
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Purpose: “To promote education through the bonds of friendship and sisterhood, through social and campus related
projects and activities, as well as projects benefiting the underprivileged children of the community.”
Founding Date: Spring 1985, by Karen Kuser
Colors: Black and White
Executive Board
President - Kathleen Slane Vice President - Marie Banuetti
Secretary - Melissa Carter Treasurer - Amanda Argento
by Pledge Mistress - Patty Goscienski Social Chair - Justina Devino
Publicist - Jocelyn Conn Rush Chairs - Jackie Hoesch, Jill Ritler
Rutual Officer - Danielle Howell Philantropist - Rachel Mattern-McClory
Alumni President - Marcy Thor
General Members Past Activities and Events
Grace Venosa Jessica Del Guercio Krystal Cruz Kids Cafe
Kelly Hopper Nichole Hess Brittany Grillot Camp Sunshine
Alexis Conception Sarah Salfety Olga Kim Camp Snowflake
Kyle McCarthy Lindsey Sherry Donna Kingsley Greek Unity Bowling
Jessica Monahan Lisa Torchia Courtney Raspantini UNICEF
Melissa Tremper Becky Moore Jenn Stutz
Ashley Meyerhoff Jackie Bishop
T@B Informacion
Purpose: “To look for quality not quantity in our brothers, and act as a social and philanthropic fraternity.
Founding Date: May 1991, by John Morgan
Local Chapter Name: Gamma Chapter
Colors: Black and Silver
Executive Board
President - Dahval Joshi
Vice President - Chris Barbiere
Treasurer - Blake Urqhart
Secretary - Chris Langner
General Members Past Activities ¢ ;
Elliot Wildes Anthony Ventura Eric Ayala Wrestling Tournam
Dave Gallo Ashton Evetts Greek Week and Homecoming
Bryan Olampo Angel Martinez Salvation Army Clothing Drive
Mike Barbiere “We Don’t Only Wri iffiti”
g Kris Auro Movie Nigl
Richard Miller o Williams R ‘leanup
TREO LTT hacia lai acbs att eat i tah sets cob tI
BRGHSTED ER RSH REAR RARER RTAR ORE ERE RRR REE ROR RR Latha
O= Information
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Purpose: “To | prov ae a college home environment for its active members in {Sitch fellowship and alumni guidance
lead to wholesome mental, moral, physical, and spiritual growth.”
Founding Date: May 2, 1992, by Dave Cozzi
Local Chapter Name: Gamma Mu
Colors: Azure Silver and Blue
Executive Board Past Activities and Events
President: Ron Botelho Homecoming
Vice President: Joe Foster (Spring 2004) Road Trips to Alpha Chapter
Paul Sacci (Fall 2004) March of Dimes
Treasurer: Nick DiDomenico Fundraisers for Town Elections
Secretary: Paul Sacci (Spring 2004) Intramurals
Karl de Vries (Fall 2004)
Scholarship Chair: CJ Voltman
Rush Chair: Joe Vitale (Spring 2004)
Shaun Jones (Fall 2004)
Membership Ed: Adam Griscom (Spring 2004)
Brian Cross (Fall 2004)
General Members
Nick Knierim Dan Renaud Allan Townsend Ryan Hall Dan Carrino
Greg Smith Scott Zelinksi Pat Colangelo Chris DeStefano Karl de Vries
Matt Lepselter Kirill Leshiner Aaron Matthews Matt Miller Drew Stevens
Derek Vivenzio Peter Welch Matt Unkel
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Ta Nae DB Vive PENT Lots
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Teno Ee Athletes LearAevship Oppovtunit IE Novt _
A-6, NDAC: 2-3
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SUNY 1
Stevens 4
NYU 20
TONS 20
Organization Information
cultures.”
Executive Board
General Members
Jason Hortillas
Allen Yu
Maria Zilinski
Louise Pilar
Jasmin Yoo
Franchelle Paragas
Dan Greenwood
Cathy Salvador
Purpose: “To unify all of MSU’s Asian American Students as well as make people aware of different Asian
Founding Date: Spring Semester 2002, by Maria Arlen Dalocanog
President - Rachel Ivy Cartagena
Vice President - Merkur Maciang
Secretary - Eunice DeVera
Treasurer - Stacy Rosales
Webmaster - Ryan deGuzman
Public Relations - Stephanie Berbarabe
Ray Sein Reginald Maclang Stephanie Cambria Karina Banzon
Da Chen Maricar Decena Tracy Ronquillo Tanya Chan
Arlen Dalocanog _ Jillian Flores Charles Kariua Jaemma Javanes
Jeanice Ubas Jan Racoma Shreyasi Vaghela Michelle Tittel
Edzel Ubas Jannise Torres Laarni Palma Paul Itri
Melanie Leung Ronald Realubit Michael Villamiel Jing Jiang
Patrick Santiago Karen Masbang Bernadette Yballe Veronica Morales
Homin Jeff Mun Joe So
Past Activities and Events
Bake Sales Date Auction Night
Karaoke Night Asian Fiesta
Multicultural Extravaganza
Open Mic Night
Raman Noodle Nights
Formal Dinner Dance
Dong Seok
University Froblems
Bie. post yeov, MSU hos been viddled with complaints obout the mony compus problems plaguing the.
Aniven sit y.
fhe fivet University problem is obviously parking. There's nothin
Vm suve eeryone con think of we few since I’m suve everyone bos, ot one time ov another, been
SCREWED by the school thot hos the oucocity to coll itself MS Nou.
like. being tovgeted by o little tvuck
mA o bunel of peoplewho get poid to give you B50 tickets ond support onteloiv Stote’s coptotist
system. Just in the post yeov, Ive poihd ©1000 in povking tickets ond I’ve hod my cov towed to
Another @ 100 fov thet lll!
some place on the other side of town.
pez to get it back! You con't
L had to vide o bus thot smeled like
at oa pov king poss unless you poy of! of youv tickets. Most times, these
fiekets vock up to somewhere in the hundveds of Aodllavs vonge ond you hove to either come up with this
money ov visle geting move tickets ov boving. youv cov towed,
Unpaid powking tickets olso vesult in holds
mn your, Moutcloiv Stote account, moking it impossible to vegister fov. classes, veguest your tvousevipt,
ve get o Aiplomo. And whot efoctly is this money being useol for? Vy quess is it’s not moking compus
ife better.
Vot only ove the students of MSU being tovmented by pov king
nvVoblems but they've fovced to put up with coustent constvuction,
vvesponsibly mode vesidence kolls, ond classes on University Vey.
Don't even at me stovted on the eonstvuction.
Not ekoctly is this constvuction for onywwoy?
Dp thot’s vight, move projects to make us the BIGGEST,
AN INE REITY IALTHE WORLDII! HAHAHA!
Ne oll Know how thot construction went when the newly built
residence holls weve flooded over winter bveole due to foulty pipes
oy something like thot. Reol nice MSU, veol nice
(he qveotest of Al these problems veolly just mokes oll the other
pvoblems seem ike CAKE.
Wo Aecided thot we should hove classes on University Voy?
hen my fovefothers come to Amevico looking for oe better life of
fiches ond veligious freedom, they Aveomed of a lond where theve
Noula be vo closs on University Frigg” Day!
Gon o- student. osle too much of their leaving institution?
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Parking Services Fines
MSU $1 M in 2003
CHRIS PETERS | THE MONTCLARION
From January to December 2003, Parking Services has issued students and staff members on campus over
$1 M in parking citations.
AMPUS PARKERS
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of totes set Uprin dhe Stuolert Ceater Avo ov Pollvooms by the muttiontuval or gonizotios on compus. A possing
student is-offered a plethovo- of fook from o- voviety of attures ond con therefore votion their meal swipes by soving on
a doy Stic in the Stuolent Center Which cold be uprovds of 6 ov F swipes ot times!) The foot vovies from things L |
con't ever spell ov pronamee to Wrevicon fovovites like fried chicken. MA mymmiurboy ewerything wos delicious!
Aside fron food, there ove plenty of other o-gongs thy orghout the doy ot the World's Foi. One of the feotuves of
the eert iS the entowvoge of ethvic perfovronces ond loud porty music from the dd comtvy lo. the comtvy of thew
hevitoge). A etomple of suel- entertowrent ot this yeor's Wovle’s Foi inaludled o Lotin boll-oom Aoncing wwrber, which
wes totally fobdous.
The Wee's Fan exposes Sstudlents to the worderfU olverse aottuves thot ove vepvesented ot ortcloi- State University
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evening full of fuciends, donee ond AVinking. out. in
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Goupl 2s viewed Winter Bell os the pevteet event to shove
theiv love for theiv- Significant other —tucents mmo ling out
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weve wot taken Auwing Vecembey festive|, they he
goon fun, and GIREAY FR ENDS heve weve people Bue
quindin’ oll up in oe {he open bov oicleod wu :
ness of thenight. (Zople Weve. Sip pi” on Gin ond Diese
evevyone wanted to know, Where the Beeavti ot C it oe
nigh t tovemewbey for those Who coula,
DS over JD ustivione oval one ” Hone briefly Kalin De Sontos ova
Spoasve- Moris i get up in ovoley to pose for the. his clete lide bod’ ovck
dosed personel. COMO: enjoy the eeitg,
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2 phen, Ady art LNee td thet the << Students coltveck tive. lou
open wou the souwes. for ay of bebouse tex Ritwotiizt of the anc
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izessed up in their finest. _ couldn’tremember where they were, but
Although not quite old enough to geta —_ as things came back into focus, and they
wristband, theystill enjoyed theevening. saw all of their friends, it became clear.
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shout, evires in bonclwhvaencl!s shout, Aviles CON SiN'g thy ough Th oveley to gicdeen the ef feat,
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Purpose: “To train students in the field of radio broadcasting and to provide the local community with the best
new underground music.”
Colors: Black and Red
Executive Board
General Manager / Production Director / RPM/Electronica Director - Kevin Warne
Operations Manager / Music Director - Wuss
Business Manager / Program Director - Anthony Mennuti
Administrative Assistant - Jackie DeBarbieri
Promotion Director - Jen Wilenta
Public Affairs Director - Melissa Tremper
Metal Director - Dolly Nino
General Members
Alison Barnes Anne Ajamian Brian Kelly Frank Spinillo Gina Cappiello
Heidy Sime Jackie Bravo Jason Butcher Jason Hortillas Jason Nichols
Jessica Miller Kevin Dumphy — Lauren DiGiacomo Leo Moraes Leslie Bruce
Lou Ruggieri Lynn Bartkowicz Marissa D’Amato Matt Isler Mikey P.
Mike Smagula Mike Stoppay Nicole Elenski Rachel Kleiner Raymond Santiago
Robynn Stella Bravo Thelada Shabazz Tom Hoskinson Tremayne Reed
Vanessa Philips Walter Soto-Lieberman
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on 1 14)-plece fish ot the NCAA Dision LIL Champioships held ot
Loves College.
The Rea Houks posted 21 ponts a6 thew stving of fue stvoight top
10 firishes wos snopped. Wew-thuwg College. wort its seoaomel atv aight
notion! title while fellw n-stote viol, The College of New Jevsey, ploced
eiolhth.
Nickseyenke earned bis fowth AN-Anevicon honor become. poet the thiva
(VEX wvestler to cccomplish the feot a5 he joued Peter Gonzalez ond
Kol (Moeeo. Go coved bis seconol ovo i os Mon (cove. To become
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closs,
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Strdiver, who ewmomeed pis vetivement in Febvuery. Strdluer, the ol-
tome winningest coral: in (VOU wrestling history is stepping clown ofter
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executive board of La Campana had an a *Dallas: Total Cardboard Cutout
learning several yearbook tips at the co *”No Allyn, we didn’t spoon” ~ Me
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silly on some rose tobacco, an we deemed with Mike Jones’ name in it.
T.S. Elliot while listening 1x of the *Mike Jones look-alike makes appearances at ference.
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not just in the late nigl ut in the morning *Allyn loves eating luggage at the airport, but ha
as well. “Anna Nicole’ remely f*cking red bag with the audacity to continue comi
obnoxious, giving dru -All-Over- the luggage claim.
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