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COPRIGHT, 1932
MARSHALL BLACK
EDITOR
JIM L. HARRIS
BUSINESS MANAGER
THE 1932
Lest We Forget
A Yearbooks
Published by the
Students of
Union University
Jackson, Tennessee
O N
TENTS
BOOK I ♦ ♦ ♦ « THE COLLEGE
BOOK II ♦ « ♦ ♦ THE CLASSES
Book III * - * ORGANIZATIONS
Book IV ATHLETICS
BOOKV ♦ ♦ « , ♦ FEATURES
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When amber stars give way
to turquoise dawn —
Or topaz sunset leads deep
twilight on —
Fly high above the ken of
sleeping souls
Upon the magic carpet of
your dreams —
Fling wide enough your arms
to touch the poles
And dream — and dream —
dream on!
There's only one short life to
live,
And dreams are the best it
has to give.
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i\.nd here we bring you face
to face with dreams —
To show the thing is seldom
as it seems —
Work on, or play, but thread
your spirit long
And blow the dust from off
your magic carpet —
Life, love, and God — or pa-
gan song
Are solved in dreams fulfilled,
or their awakenings —
We've only one short life to
live,
So dream the best that it has
to give!
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INCE tKe davtfn of civilisation tKe march
of Womanhood has been onvtfard and
slowly upxtfard. In tKe period of Assyrian
povtfer Ker position xtfas lovtfh? and obscure.
Since she held in her arms and softly
crooned to rest the infant Savior of mankind, her pro-
gress has been rapid and sure. During the prosperity of
Rome she vJas highly exalted, but in Queen Elizabeth
she reached her glon? as a legal ruler. Yet e\>er>> da>>
she, in her quiet, unseen v?a>>, is shaping the destiny
of the universe. To her the vtorld pa^s homage; and
v?e, the class of '32, dedicate this, our treasury
of memories, to Womanhood.
EDICA
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ALMA MATER
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O Alma Mater, our affections cling to thee.
Faithful and loyal may we ever be.
May our Master's watch care
O'er us one and all extend,
Till again in Union
Heart and voice we blend.
Dear Alma Mater, hear thy offspring's plighted vow!
Firmer and truer may we be than now.
Memory fondly lingers,
Calling back departed days;
Every task grows lighter
As we sing thy praise.
Loved Alma Mater, o'er us shed scholastic light,
E'en as we wander from thy halls tonight;
And though years divide us,
And in distant lands we roam,
Oft in dreams we'll gather
'Round our "Home, Sweet Home."
Chorus
Union, dearest Union,
Yes, we'll sing thy spreading fame!
Union, dearest Union,
Honored be thy name.
THE COLLEGE
Dream great suprise upon their faces —
Romans xtfko vtfere so civilized —
Would tke>> think more of us, or Would
TkeV laugk and sa>?, 'Barbarian!"
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D. A. Ellis, '02, President Memphis
John D. Freeman, Vice-President Nashville
I. B. Tigrett, '98, Treasurer Jackson
I. L. Grady, Secretary Jackson
Term of Office Expires 1932
J. L. Crook, M.D., Sure/con Jackson
W. W. Jones, Banker Martin
I. B. Tigrett, R. R. President Jackson
T. L. Thompson, Merchant . Jackson
O. O. Greene, Pastor Ripley
G. T. Webb, Cotton Factor Memphis
Nestor James, Banker . . ■ Gibson
A. V. Patton, Banker Jackson
J. T. Herron, M.D., Oculist Jackson
R. W. Hale, Manufacturer Nashville
D. A. Ellis, Pastor . Memphis
R. L. Sanders, M.D., Sure/eon Memphis
J. E. Dilworth, Merchant Memphis
E. A. Harrold, Merchant • . Millington
Term of Office Expires 1933
J. B. Avery, Lawyer Alamo
O. C. Barton, Capitalist Paris
B. F. Jarrell, Manufacturer . . Humboldt
Fleetwood Ball, Pastor .... Lexington
Judge W. A. Owen Covington
F. J. Harrell, Pastor Jackson
N. M. Sticler, Pastor .... Brownsville
Homer H. Waldrop, Lawyer . . Nashville
R. E. Guy, Pastor Jackson
C. 0. Simpson, Paster Trenton
Lloyd T. Binford, Insurance . . . Memphis
H. J. Huey, Pastor Milan
D. C. Warren, Banker Halls
H. C. Sanders, M.D., Physician . . Selmer
Term of Office Expires 1934
A. R. Dodson, Banker Humboldt
J. J. Hurt, Pastor Jackson
H. P. Naylor, Farmer .... Union City
I. L. Grady, Optometrist Jackson
Herron Pearson, Lawyer .... Jackson
Dan Majors, Banker Ripley
J. Carl McCoy, Pastor ..... Memphis
L. M. Short, Merchant .... Brownsville
Ben Cox, Pastor Memphis
A. M. Alexander, Merchant . . . Jackson
J. E. Edenton, Merchant Jackson
John D. Freeman, Editor .... Nashville
J. G. Hughes, Pastor Union City
R. N. Owen, Pastor Paris
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Arthur Warren Prince, A.B., A.M.
Dean and Acting President
Acting President A. W. Prince is a graduate of William Jewel College, with the A.B.
degree in 1904 and the A.M. degree in 1905. He served his Alma Mater as Instructor in
Physics, 1904-05. He was Head of the Science Department in the Western Military
Academy, Alton, Illinois, from 1905 until he came to Union in 1908, as Head of the
Chemistry. In 1918, he became Dean of the school. On August 20, 1951, he assumed the
responsibilities of the administration as Acting President, retaining general supervision of
the Chemistry Department. Prof. Prince is the author of scientific lectures, "The Reality
of the Invisible," 1927, and "Science and Religion," 1930; "Laboratory Outlines of Physio-
logical Chemistry," 1927. He is a member of the American Chemical Society, American
Association for the Advancement of Science, Tennessee Academy of Science, a Captain in
the Chemical Warfare Reserves of the United States Army, is listed in "American Men of
Science," and the 1932 edition of "Who's Who in America."
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G. M. Savage, A.M., LL.D.
President Emeritus, Philosophy, Languages
I. X T . Penick, Th.M., D.D.
Theology and Evangelism
C. B. Williams, M.A., B.D., D.D., Ph.D.
Greek and New Testament Interpretation
J. A. Pool, A.M., Ph.D., D.D.
School of Commerce Subjects
A. B. HOLLINGSWORTH, B.S.
Coach
Claire Gilbert, A.B.
Home Economics
Onnie Skinner, A.B., M.A.
English
Mrs. Emma Waters Slmmar
Librarian
J. L. McAliley, A.M.
Latin
Catherine Rolton, M.S.
Home Economics
C. W. Davis, Ph.D., M.S.A.
Biology
J. W. Jent, LL.D.
Sociology
W. W. Dunn, A.M.
Pliysics and Astronomy
L. D. RlJTLEDGE, A.M.
History and Econotnics
Mrs. L. D. Rutledge, B.S.
German and History
E. L. Carr, A.M., D.D.
Mathematics
Mrs. Mabel Hardin, A.B., A.M.
English
Mrs. A. W. Prince, B.M., M.M.
Director of Music
Fred Hicks, A.B.
Mary E. Saunders, A.M.
Dramatic Art
Mrs. E. E. Taliffero
Voice Instructor
M. M. Summar, A.B.
Business Manager
Mrs. E. L. Stanfield
Dining Hall Superintendent
Willie Margaret Johnson, M.S.
Home Economics
Mrs. Vera Thompson
Hostess Crook Hall
If. C. Cox, A.B.
Bible and Christian Education
Mrs. Dee Rice, A.B.
Dean of Women
Vera Routon, A.B.
Spanish
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First Row: Whitson, Maples, Moore, Hoppe, Weldon, Brown, Gr
Second Row: Blston, Verser, Henley, Jacokes, Leeper, Henson
Third Row: Gilliand, Bell, Rogers, Fleming, Houck
Student Assistants
English
Chemistry
Joy Whitson
Joe Verser
Judith Markoe
Geron Brown
Dorothy Graves
T. Warner Jacokes
Elizabeth Leeper
Carl Rogers
Beatrice Bell
Harold Gilliand
Biology
Sociology
Theodore Hoppe
Louise Weldon
Shannon Thomas
Domestic Science
French
Virginia Fleming
Sarah Elston
Monte Warlick
{Catherine Moore
Lucille McClure
Physics
Bible
Ernest Houck
Willie Mae Henel\
Gilmer Shelton
Coaches
Education
Lamar Pittman
Frances Henson
Mathematics
Emerson Maples
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THE CLASSES
Dream, of long Assyria —
In the davjn of manhood's climb —
Then turn to thoughts of Jour o\*n college
And dream it into the future.
Officers
Jim L. Harris President
Ted Hoppe Vice-President
Irene James Secretary
Senior Class
Joy Whitson, B.S.
TRIMBLE, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Hypatia; Home Ec Club; Y. W. A.;
Tri V; Enonian Literary Society; Cardinal and Cream
Governing Board.
Bud Pritchettv, B.S.
FINLEY, TENNESSEE
Alpha Tau Omega; Cardinal and Cream; U Club;
Business Manager Cardinal and Cream, '30-'3l-'32.
Lucile Bowen, A.B.
SAVANNAH, TENNESSEE
Tennessee College, '28-'29 ; Craddock Club ; Glee
Club; Ruskin Society; Union University, '30; Enonian
Literary Society, '30-'3i-'32, President, '3i-'32; Y. W.
A-, '30-'3i-'32; Basketball, '30; Winner Inter-Society
Oratorical Medal, '31; U. U. Players, '30-'3i-'32,
President, '31; Booster Club Captain, '31; French
Club, '3i-'32; Governing Board Chairman, '3i-'32;
Graduate Certificate Dramatic Art; May Queen Con-
test, '31; Beauty Contest, '32; Football Maid, '32.
Hawkins Rogers, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Annie Dee Rice, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Alpha Phi Epsilon; Hypatia; French Club; Hall Gov-
erning Board; Glee Club; Lest We Forget, Assistant
Editor, '31, Feature Editor, '32; Cardinal and Cream
Staff, Assistant Editor, '31, Feature Editor, '32; De-
bate Council ; Enonian Literary Society, Vice-Presi-
dent, '31; Y. W. A., Secretary, '29; B. S. U. Secre-
tary, '32.
Noel Siler, A.B.
SILVERTON, TENNESSEE
J. R. Graves Society; Life Service Band.
Lorell Paschall., B.S.
COTTAGE GROVE, TENNESSEE
Y. W. A.; Home Ec Club; Palladian Literary Society.
Robert Ekrutv, B.S.
MERIDIAN, TEXAS
J. R. Graves Society; G. M. Savage Literary Society;
Life Service Band; Director Glee Club, '27-'28; Mem-
ber of Quartette, '27-'28 ; Assistant Band Director,
'3i-'32; Publicity Director, '27-'28; Director Gospel
Music Department, '27, -'28 ; Adams Hall Governing
Board.
Anne Duckworth, A.B.
JACKSON", TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Hypatia; History Club.
W. F. Carlton, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
J. R. Graves Society; G. M. Savage Literary Society.
Katheryn Moore, A.B.
NEWBERX, TENNESSEE
French Club, '30-'3i-'32, Vice-President, '30-'3i-'32;
Enonian Literary Society, Vice-President, '30-'3i,
Treasurer, '31 -'32; Y. W. A., Secretary, '31 -'32; Stu-
dent Activity Association, '30-'3i; B. S. U. Council,
'30-'3i; Class Treasurer, '3i-'32; Student Assistant,
'30-'3i-'32; Chemistry Club, '30-'3i-'32.
Willie Paris, B.S.
RIPLEV, TENNESSEE
Appolonian Literary Society, '2c.-'30-'3 1 ; G. M. Sav-
age Literary Society, '31 ; Adams Hall Governing
Board ; Booster Club, '30.
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Ruth Gibbons, A.B.
DYERSBURC, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Hypatia; Y. W. A., President, '30, '31;
Palladian Literary Society; Student Council, Secre-
tary, '30-'3i-'32; Home Ec Club; Student Activity
Association ; Cardinal and Gream Governing Board ;
Life Service Band; B. S. U. Council; French Club;
Spanish Club; Lest We Forget Staff, '30-'3i.
E. E. Burks, A.B.
BLYTHEVILLE, ARKANSAS
Life Service Band; J. R. Graves Society; Jonesboro
College, '28-'2cj.
Martha McClure, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Hypatia; Palladian Literary Society; Y. W. A.; B. S.
U. Council; Hall Governing Board; Cardinal and
Cream Governing Board, '3i-'32; Home Ec Club.
Tony W. Steadman, A.B.
SELMER, TENNESSEE
J. R. Graves Society; Callopean Literary Society.
Elizabeth Polagrove, A.B.
HENDERSON, TENNESSEE
Euphrosenean Society; Crook Hall Governing Board;
Basketball; Y. W. A.
Tansil "Rocky" Palmer, A.B.
DYERSBURC, TENNESSEE
Alpha Tau Omega ; Debating Council ; G. M. Savage
Literary Society; History Club; Nestor Club; U
Club; Football Student Manager Athletics, '30-'3i-
'32; Athletic Council Best All-Round Man, '30; Hall
Governing Board.
Naomi Maynettv, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Blue Mountain College, '28-'2g ; Eunonian Literary
Society ; George Peabody College, '30-'3 1 ; Union Uni-
versity, '3 1 -'32; Euphrosenean Literary Society.
Barney Flowers, A.B.
RUTHERFORD, TENNESSEE
J. R. Graves Society; Life Service Band; C. L. S. ; B.
S. U.; Nestor Club.
Imogene Smith, A.B.
NEWBERN, TENNESSEE
Y. W. A.; Spanish Club.
Ted Hoppe, B.S.
CAIRO, ILLINOIS
Alpha Tau Omega; Student Assistant, Biology; Lest
We Forget, '30-'3i-'32; Cardinal and Cream Staff,
'30-'3i-'32; Doctors' Club, '30-'3i; Chemistry Club,
'30-'3i; Student Council, '3i-'32; Cardinal and
Cream Governing Board, '31 -'32; Vice-President
Class, '3i-'32.
Marie Allison, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Alpha Phi Epsilon; Hypatia; Y. W. A.; Union U.
Band ; Debating Team ; Enonian Literary Society.
Robert Gaugh, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Calliopean Literary Society ; French Club ; Student
Council.
Monie Warlick, A.B.
HUMBOLDT, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Hypatia; History Club; Dramatic Club.
J. H. Logan, A.B.
WOODLAND MILLS, TENNESSEE
Alpha Tau Omega; Adams Hall Governing Board;
Booster Club Captain; Football, '29-'30-'3i-'32, Cap-
tain, '3i-'32; Basketball; Track; U Club.
Sunshine Hudson, B.S.
MALESUS, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Enonian; Home Ec Club; Minerva Club.
Don Fridae, A.B.
CINCINNATI, OHIO
Cardinal and Cream Staff, Sports Editor, '3i-'32;
Lest We Forget Staff, Sports Editor, '3i-'32; Span-
ish Club.
Senior Class
Beatrice Bell, A.B.
FRIENDSHIP, TENNESSEE
Student Teacher; Palladian Literary Society.
Marshall Black, A.B.
HARRODSBURG, KENTUCKY
Alpha Tau Omega; Alpha Phi Epsilon; Life Service
Band ; B. S. U. Council ; Hall Governing Board ; Cal-
liopean Literary Society; Winner C. L. S. Improve-
ment Medal, '28-'2o, ; Debate Council ; Nestor Club ;
History Club; Dramatic Club; Student Activity As-
sociation, '3 1 -'32; Student Council, '30-'3 1 ; Cardinal
and Cream Staff; Editor Lest We Forget, '3i-'32;
President Student Body, '31 -'32; Booster Club.
Hazel Ellis, A.B.
MILLINCTON, TENNESSEE
Alpha Phi Epsilon, President, '31; Hypatia, '31;
French Club, President, '32 ; Palladian Literary So-
ciety; Hall Governing Board, Secretary, '31; Student
Council, '30, Secretary, '3 1 ; Y. W. A. ; University
Band, '30; Glee Club, '31 ; Class Secretary, '29; Class
Treasurer, '30; Student Assistant, '29-'30-'3i-'32 ; De-
bating Team, '29-'30-'3i-'32.
Johnston Luton, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Nestor Club; History Club;
Calliopean Literary Society ; Booster Club ; Spanish
Club; Freshman Football, '28.
senior
Dorothy Graves, A.B.
HUMBOLDT, TENNESSEE
Alpha Phi Epsilon ; French Club, '30-'3i, '3i-'32;
University Band, Secretary, '29-'30-'3i-'32 ; Glee
Club, Vice-President, '30-'3i ; Debating Council; Ten-
nis Club ; Enonian Literary Society ; Y. W. A. ; Bas-
ketball, '28-'2g; Union McDowell Club; Cardinal and
Cream Staff, Assistant Editor, '3i-'32; B. S. U. Coun-
cil, '30-'3i ; Lest We Forget Staff, Junior Class Edi-
tor, '30-'3i, Senior Class Editor, '3i-'32; Student As-
sistant Freshman English, '31 -'32; Class Reporter, '31-
'32; Booster Club, Lieutenant, '30-'3i.
Eugene Meeks, B.S.
CHALYBEATE, MISSISSIPPI
Calliopean Literary Society, '27-'2$
Lucille McClure, B.S.
JACKSON", TENNESSEE
Tri V Club, '3i-'32; Dramatic Club, '29-'30-'3i-'32 ;
Enonian Literary Society; Chemistry Club; Student
Assistant.
Shannon Thomas, B.S.
GREENFIELD, TENNESSEE
Football, '29; Basketball, '29; Appolonian Literary
Society, '29-'30-'3i-'32 ; Biology Assistant, '3i-'32; Al-
pha Tau Omega; Tennis, '30-'3i-'32.
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Hazel Green, B.M.
GUNTOWN, MISSISSIPPI
M. S. C. W., '27-'28-'2g; Orchestra; Glee Club;
Nashville Conservatory, '29-'30; Glee Club; Orches-
tra; Union, '3i-'32; McDowell Music Club; Eu-
phrosenean Literary Society.
Lloyd Woods, B.S.
CROCKETT MILLS, TENNESSEE
Alpha Tau Omega; Student Council; Calliopean Lit-
erary Society; Adams Hall Governing Board ; Doctors'
Club; U Club Football, '28-'2g-'30; Basketball, '28-
'29; Track, '28-'29, Captain, '29; Booster Club.
Blanche Young, B.M.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Cardinal and Cream Staff, '30-'3i-'32 ; Lest We For-
get, '31; Palladian Literary Society; French Club;
Junior McDowell Club, President, '29-'30; Senior
McDowell Club, '31; University Band, '30-'3i-'32;
Assistant in Piano Department, '3l-'32.
Earnest Houck, B.S.
BOONEVILLE, MISSISSIPPI
Physics Laboratory Assistant ; Nestor Club ; Chemistry
Club; G. M. Savage Literary Society.
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Irene James, B.S.
CIBSON, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Y. W. A. ; Basketball, '28 ; Booster Club ;
Euphrosenean Literary Society; Alpha Tau Omega
Queen, '29-'30; Football Maid, '29-'30; Cardinal and
Cream Governing Board; Tri V Club; Miss Home
Economics, '3i-'32; Hypatia.
Arthur Thompson, B.S.
RIPLEY, TENNESSEE
U Club; Football, '28-'29-'30-'3i ; Track, '28-'29-'30-
'31; Appolonian Literary Society; Track Captain, '31.
Mary Randolph, B.S.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Y. W. A.; Home Economics Club; Eunonian Literary
Society.
Malcolm Pierce, B.S.
HORNSBV, TENNESSEE
Life Service Band; G. M. Savage Literary Society.
Judith Markoe, A.B.
HUMBOLDT, TENNESSEE
Chi Omega; Spanish Club; Hypatia.
Ruby Etheridge, A.B.
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Euphrosenean Literary Society; Y. W. A.
A. C. Webb, B.S.
FRANKLIN, TENNESSEE
Berea College ; Member and Debater in Phi Delta
Literary Society; Peabody College; State Teachers
College, Murfreesboro.
Florence Newton, B.S.
MEDON, TENNESSEE
Enonian Literary Society ; \ . W. A. ; Home Econoink'8
Club; Basketball, '2g-'30.
Jessie Mae Jennings, B.S.
PARSONS, TENNESSEE
Palladian Literary Society; Y. W. A.; Home Eco-
nomics Club.
Mrs. Grey Evans
PARSONS, TENNESSEE
Life Service Band ; Y. W. A. ; Enonian Literary So-
ciety.
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Officers
T. L. Caver President
John C. Moore J 'ice-President
Virginia Harris Secretary
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Simpson Daniels
SAULSBURY, TENNESSEE
Anna Lucy Ingram
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
Doris Oglesby
MILLINGTON, TENNESSEE
Eloine Newman
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Mabel Redd
LEWISBURC, TENNESSEE
Warner Jacokes
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
Louise Glover
TROY, TENNESSEE
Sara Patrick
HALLS, TENNESSEE
Sarah Elston
mercer, tennessee
Hermie Sipes
leapwood, tennessee
Billie McAdams
GREENFIELD, TENNESSEE
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Evelyn Jones
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Mary E. Haynes
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Catherine Ivey
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Joe Verser
HARRISBURC, ARKANSAS
Irene Williamson
MAURY CITY, TENNESSEE
J. S. Bell
LIFE, TENNESSEE
Martha Rice
JACKSON, TENNESSEE
Anna Fleming
VARDAMAN, MISSISSIPPI
H. P. TlGRETT
NEWBERN, TENNESSEE
Andrew McCleary
jackson, tennessee
James Payne
baedwell, kentucky
Imogene Poynter
SHARON, TENNESSEE
Ammons Dorris
BOLIVAR, TENNESSEE
Anne Caver
VERONA, MISSISSIPPI
Percy Ray
WALNUT, MISSISSIPPI
Helen Warmath
HUMBOLDT, TENNESSEE
James Allen McNutt
BLUE SPRINGS, MISSISSIPPI
Mabelle Hearx
dver, tennessee
Jesse Duck
DYER, TENNESSEE
Mary Louise Smith
FULTON, KENTUCKY
Robert Thompson
RIPLEY", TENNESSEE
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SOPHOMORE CLASS
Officers
Harold Gilliantd . .
Annice Whittington
President
Secretary
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Nell E. Lowe
Zelma Fisher
A. C. Keller
Elizareth Erwix
Elizabeth Sliman
Garnett Morton
Gladys Peeples
Mozelle McClure
James Carroll Landers
Frances Henson
Tom Merritt
Dell McCorki.e
James Parks
Nancy Buck
Connor Shannon
Carroll Avery
Leula Thompson
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Carl Trice Williams
Mabel Davis
Emerson Maples
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Rose Porter
Pansey Turner
Richmond Medling
Rebecca Avery
Leona McMichael
John Kloss
Doris Peeler
Horace Titsworth
Sally Watkins
O. C. Rainwater
Grace Sublett
Lloyd Gullett
Mrs. Frances K. Turnage
Roberta Bishop
Jack Fergurson
Charline Williams
Mary Mason
Carl Rogers
Emma Duncan
Gladys Ivy
MUSSETT REVELLE
Maurice Rucker
Katherine Mosely
Elizabeth McCord
James Elliott
Robbie Lou Fitzgerald
Elizabeth Leeper
David Carson
Chrystal Hefley
Lillie McKay Ball
H. B. Woodward
Flossie Melton Ball
J. B. Holland
Mary Goodrich
Ted Hudson
Edith Davis
Frances Vaughn
A. M. Poplin
Mildred Wallace
Frances Roberts
Fred Carr
FBESHMAN CLASS
Officers
Woodrow Fuller President
Jimmie Hurt Vice-President
Mary Gates Secretary
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Freshman Class
Marion Joyce Elrod
Robert Tacker
Ruth Hunter
Leon Sullivan
Edna Earl Rosenheim
Alice Bell
James Isbell
Alleen Park
Nat Carmen
CORINNE BRYSON
J. T. Williams
Wealthy Joe Morton-
Grady Cradock
Elizabeth Noonan
James Allen
Shirley Ruth Kolb
Charles Wingo
!.:»{»(K(u^n^ LEST WE F 9*9EL!ij^ itttutttritit tiitMttttti zn
Roe Boone
Effie May Howard
H. S. Kirksey
Evelyn Oakley
Warren Ramer
Lillie Mae Finger
Hazel Rogers
Willie Davis
Rebecca Wai>e
Evert Medling
Katherine Stark
Joe Mooney
Evelyn Hunt
Boyd Armour
Willie Mae Henley
Francis Thompson
Harold Spencer
J. B. Holland
Anna Lou Smith
Glenn Whitlow
Inez Holloway
Van Milam
Mary Ethel Marbury
D. A. Stubblefield
Alta Chambers
Oliva Ham
Hardy Hughes
Carroll Hubbard
Hazel Martin
Margarett McGee
Camelia Cunningham
Casey Eliott
Frank Jones
i&ALEST WE FORGET j
S&KKmiK*Kmj«K» "" j
John B. Tigrett
Mary Lee Hurt
Mildred Fields
A. B. Harrison
Mrs. Woodrow Fuller
William Keathley
juanita thompkins
Louise Skiles
William Medling
Marion Claire Guy
Wayne Carr
Estelle Culp
Mabel Terry Sargent
Henry T. Green
Pauline La Fon
John Keathley
Emmett Guy
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ORGANIZATIONS
Old England and ker mern? vtoods —
And dream hoW -We might, too, have li\>ed there
Dreaming of a land unborn
Had someone's dreams lain unfulfilled.
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THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row:
J. S. Bell. Elaine Parker, Dew
Second Ro
*v: A. B. Harrison, A. L. Ingr;
Third Row
: O. C. Rainwater, King Turna:
Marshall Black
Jtudeet Union
This council has general supervision of all the religious activities on the campus.
The B. S. U. is a south-wide organization, having state meetings every year. This
year the Tennessee B. S. U. met in Jefferson City with Carson Newman College
as host. Mr. Marshall Black, as the state president, was instrumental in making the
convention a success. Twelve students from Union attended. At this convention
J. S. Bell was elected state vice-president for the ensuing year and it was decided that
the convention would meet in Jackson next year.
Officers
J. S. Bell President
Harold Gilliand ■ . Vice-President
Annie Dee Rice Secretary
Members
J. S. Bell Marshall Black Frances King Turnage
Louise Weldon Annie Dee Rice A. C. Keller
Anna Lucy Ingram Mabel Redd Lillian Flowers
Woodrow Fuller O. C. Rainwater Paul Isbell
Dewey Stubblefield Harold Gilliand A. B. Harrison-
Elaine Parker Mary Louise Smith Garnet Morton
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Green, Hughes, Craddock, Woodward, Cox, Penick
Second Row: Poole, Savage, Carr. Ekrut, Slier, Carlton
Third Row: Burkes, Holland. Keller, Kloss, Williams, Stubblefield
Fourth Row: Bell, Ray. Fuller. Rainwater, Harrison, Wingo
Fifth Row: Hubbard, Daniels, Black, Flowers. Steadman
THE LEST WE FORGET
This organization is one of the oldest as well as one of the most efficient in Union.
Since its organization in 1877 it nas held a distinct place in the school.
The club is composed exclusively of ministerial students and ministers of the
faculty.
The purpose of the society is to better train the young ministers how to meet
problems of life, church, denominational and personal. In each weekly meeting great
fundamentals of Christianity are discussed, which makes the club of inestimable value
to the members.
Such men as Drs. E. L. Carr, J. W. Jent, C. B. Williams, I. N. Penick and
G. M. Savage act as advisors and critics for the young preachers.
This club has had an enormous influence among the Baptist of the South as well
as of the world, for frcm its hall has gone some of the greatest preachers of the last
half century.
Officers
L. H. Moore President
Simpson Daniels Vice-President
B. R. Winchester Secretary
W. E. Draughn
Merril Ervin
C. E. Cutlip
E. E. Burks
H. B. Woodward
Barney Flowers
Dr. Poole
Dr. Penick
Alton Wingo
Tony Steadman
Dr. Savage
Dr. Jent
Bertis Fair
D. D. Smothers
D. A. Stubblefield
John Kloss
O. C. Rainwater
Members
Woodrow Fuller
Caroll Hubbard
Leslie Gilbert
Arthur Fry
Seville Borum
B. R. Winchester
R. 0. Ekrut
Dr. Carr
Noel Siler
Dr. Williams
H. W. Hargrove
Henry Green
A. B. Harrison
Thermon Williams
W. H. Hughes
A. C. Keller
Percy Ray
J. B. Holland
L. H. Moore
F. Carlton
\\
J. S. Bell
Alton Coplin
Simpson Daniels
Dr. J. F. Haily
A. G. Cox-
Grady Craddock
Marshall Black
THE LEST WE FORGET
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First Row: McGee, Chambers, Fleming Hearn. Redd. Rice, Jennings. Gibbons. Graves
Second Row: Plosgrove, Ellis Smith, Moore. Xewman, Wade. TVeldon. Siiman, Ball
Third Row: Caver. Oglesby. Elston. Skiles. Kolb. Oakley. Sargent, Peeler. Sines
Fourth Row: Fields. Smith. Porter Turnage. Moselv, Allison. Ingram Bell, Roberts
Fifth Row: Tilghman. Whittington, Bryson, Park, La Fon, Henley. Stark. Gulp, Henson
Sixth Row: Rosenheim, Fuller, Ivy, Gates, Hunter. Davis. Bishop, Glover. Williamson
Seventh Row: Fisher, Ball. Harris, Rice. Paschall, Pleming. Cunningham, Bowen, EtheridE
Eighth Row: Johnson, Elrod, Mason, Rice, Revelle. Whitson
THE LEST WE FORGE'
The Young Women's Auxiliary of Union University is one of the most outstanding religious
organizations on the hill and boasts of a very large enrollment. For the past five years this
organization has met the standard set by the W. M. U. of the Southern Baptist Convention and
it is listed as one of the few college Y. W. A.'s to be A-i for a long period of time, and last
year Union's Y. W. A. was the only one from Tennessee.
This year the entire group of girls, seventy-seven in all, met together each Tuesday night,
at which time inspirational programs were rendered. The organization has thrived under this
plan and has proved to be a great spiritual power on the campus.
Officers
Gladys Ivv President
Lily M. Ball Vice-President
Kathryn Moore Secretary
Virginia Fleming Treasurer
Camillia Cunningham
Bonnie Alexander
Marie Allison-
Bits Ball
Bill Ball
Alice Bell
Roberta Bishop
Corinne Bryson
Lucile Bowen
Freda Carney
Ann Caver
Alta Chambers
estelle culp
Lelia Davis
Edith Davis
Hazel Ellis
Sara Elston
Mrs. Grey Evans
Mildred Fields
Zelma Fisher
Anna Fleming
Mary Gates
Ruth Gibbons
Louise Glover
Virginia Harris
Mabell Hearn
Members
Williae Mae Henry
Lauine LaFon
Frances Henson
Ruth Hunter
Anna Lucy Ingram
Gladys Ivy
Irene James
Jessie Mae Jennings
Shirley Kolb
Bessie Lipscomb
Martha McClure
Margaret McGee
Una Moore
Katheryn Moore
Katherine Mosely
Naomi Mynatt
Eloine Newman
Evelyn Oakley
Doris Oglesby
Alleen Park
Willie Mae Markham
Doris Peeler
Elizabeth Polsgrove
Rose Porter
Mabel Redd
Martha Rice
Annie Dee Rice
Edna Earl Rosenheim
Dorothy Graves
Mary Randolph
Mabel Terry Sargent
Hermie Sipes
Imogene Smith
Louise Skiles
Mary Louise Smith
Katherine Stark
Mildred Hilghman
Juanita Thompkins
Frances K. Turnage
Rebecca Wade
Louise Weldon
Annice Whittincton
Mary Mason-
Irene Williamson-
Joy Whitson
Lorelle Paschall
Ruth Fuller
Frances Roberts
Elizabeth Sliman
Lillian Flowers
Marion Joyce Elrod
Jennie Lou Johnson
Ruby Etheridge
THE LEST WE FORGET
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First Row: Turnage, Burks. Bell, Stubblefield, Ray, Fuller, Williams
Second Row: Ekrut. Daniels, Rosenheim, Wingo, Green, Fuller. DungE
Third Row: Keller, Siler, Pierce, Ingram, Craddock, Hughes, Morton
The Life Service
Thb club may be termed "The Volunteer Band", as the greater part of the members have
volunteered for some special service for the Master. Some of them plan to go to foreign fields;
others to work in some special service.
Each Thursday afternoon this enthusiastic band of young people meet to discuss missionary
problems, Bapti t doctrines and other vital questions pertaining to religion.
This club tries to carry out the implication of the name they bear by serving on the campus
and in so doing better fitting themselves for service in life.
Officers
E. E. Burks President
R. O. Ekrut Vice-President
Anna Lucy Ingram Secretary
Members
E. E. Burks
W. A. Borum
Grady Craddock
Neville Clements
Simpson Daniels
R. O. Ekrut
Mrs. Grey Evans
Arthur Fry
Mrs. A. R. Gallimore
Anna Lucy Ingram
Paul Isbel
A. C. Keller
Garnett Morton
Percy Ray
Mary Randolph
Edna Earl Rosenheim
Noel Siler
Dewey Stubblefield
Percy Ray Turner
Thurman Williams
H. B. Woodward
Francis King Turnage
B. R. Winchester
J. S. Bell
W. H. Hughes
Bertis Fair
Woodrow Fuller
Mrs. Woodrow Fuller
Malcolm Pierce
Charles Wingo
Emma Duncan
Henry T. Green
:::■ -
THE LEST WE FORGET
First row: Allison, Williams, Ellis, Gilliand, Weldc
Second row: Black. Rice, Bell, Parker.
Third row: Johnson, Woodward, Ivy, Flowers, Gra
Honorary Literary and Debating Fraternity
Founded at Atlanta, Georgia, April 29, 191 8.
Colors: Garnet and Green Flower: Red Rose
Official Publication
The Garnet and Green J. H. Weinand, Jr., Editor
Alpha Beta Chapter
Established January 27, IQ27
Fratres in Facultate
Dr. C. B. Williams Willie Margaret Johnson 7
Hazel Ellis
Marie Allison
Fratres in Universitate
Louise Weldon
Annie Dee Rice
J. S. Bell
Marshall Black
Elaine Parker
Dorothy Graves
Pledges
Harold Gilliand
H. B. Woodward
Gladys Ivy
Barney Flowers
<mg^I^m£SL*
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: McCorkle, Peeples, Caver, Peeler. Fitzgerald. James. Havnes
Second Row: Duckworth, Erwin, Duffey, Cox. Thompson, Gibbons
Third Row: Thompson, Lceper, Erwin, Oijlesl.v. Whitson, Whittington. Fie
Fourth Row: Lowe. Ball, Bell. Hudson. Star];. Fields
Fifth Row: Wade. Guy, Thompkins, Watkins, Gates, Porter, Buck
.Sixth Row: Markoo. Hurt, Warlick, Mosely, Elrod, Roberts
Seventh Row: Burgess, Meeks, Duckworth, Fisher. Warmath
THE LEST WE FORGET
Founded at University of Arkansas, Fayeiieville, Ark., April 5, 1895.
Colors: Cardinal and Straw Flower: White Carnation
Founders
Dr. Charles Richardson Jean 7 Vincenheller
Alice Simonds Ina Mae Boles
jobelle holcomb
Publications
The Eleusis Helen M. Nieman, Editor
The Mystagogue The Owl
Chapter Publication
The Upsilon Hoo-Hoo
Upsilon Chapter
Established 1904-191 1
Re-established June 2, 1924
SORORES IN FACULTATE
Catherine Routon
Claire Gilbert
Mrs. A. W. Prince
Mrs. M. M. Summar
Sunshine Hudson
Irene James
Frances Meeks
Doris Oglesby
Helen Warmath
Zelma Fisher
Robbie Lou Fitzgerald
Annice Whittington
L t na Dell McCorkle
Lillie McKay Ball
Mary Gates
Mildred Fields
Marion Joyce Elrod
Rebecca Wade
SORORES IN UXIVERSITATE
Class of 1932
Willie Mae Thompson
Judith Markoe
Class of 1933
Mary Evelyn Haynes
Louise Cox
Virginia Fleming
Class of 1934
Kathryn Mosely
Nell Low
Doris Peeler
Frances Roberts
Jane Erwim
Elizabeth Leeper
Pledges
Alice Bell
Anna Fleming
Mary- Lee Hurt
Juanita Tompkins
Anne Duckworth
Monie Warlick
Ruth Gibbons
Ann Caver
Elizabeth Burgess
Nancy Buck
Sarah Bond Duffey
Gladys Peeples
Leula Thompson
Elizabeth Erwin
Sally- Watkins
Marion Guy-
Katherine Stark
Rose Porter
SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON
First Row: Bright. McAdams, Lewis, Luton. Hudson. Atherton
Second Row: Isbell, Verser. Payne. Ruoker, Elliott
Third Row: Wallace, Hall, Bell, Maples. Whitson
Fourth Row: Fowler. Walker, Williams, Keathley. Warmatll
Fifth Row: Ramer, Young, Kirksey, Copeland. Isbell
THE LEST WE FORGET
Founded at Unfa
Colors: Royal Purple and Old Gold
sity of Alabama, Mareli o, 1856.
Floiver: Violet
Founders
Noble L, DeVotie
John B. Rudulph
John W. Kerr
Nathan E. Cickrell
Wade Foster
Abner Patton
Samuel Dennis
Thomas C. Cook
Publication
Tlie Record, Eric A. Dawson, Editor
Tennessee Eta Chapter
Established in 1857
Publication
Lion's Roar
Fratres in Universitate
Class of 1932
Johnston Luton
Jimmie Payne
Tip Taylor
Class of 1933
Joe Verser
Billy McAdams
J. S. Bell
Alton Copeland
Hal Wallace
Hazel Earl Atherton
Rhinehart Bright
Paul Isbell
Gilbert Lewis
Emfrson Maples
Howard Kirksey
Pettis Walker
Carl Trice Williams
Class of 1934
Murray Hall
Bert Fowle
Ted Hudson
Pledges
Walter Warmath
James Isbell
Ben Edmundson
Hudson Brooks
Maurice Rucker
James Ellioti
Ed Whitson
Charles Webb
Thomas Young
Warren Ramer
William Keathley
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ALPHA TAU OMEGA
First Row; Caver, Hoppe, Wright, Evans, Black, Thomas
Second Row: Palmer, Turner, Stripling, Yates, Marshall, Shannon
Third Row: Thompson. Fritchett, Logan, Buford. Hurt, Woods
Fourth Row: Coughlan, Craig, Garrigan. Gilliand, Itisworth, Tigrett
Fifth Row: Hurt, Jones, Guy, Merritt, Moore, Carson
Sixth Row: Kelley, Stubblefleld, Thompson, Bellew, Fuller, Peterson
THE LEST WE FORGET
Founded at Virginia Military Institute. September II, 1865.
Colors: Sky Blue and Old Gold Flower: White Tea Rose
Founders
Otis A. Glazebrook Alfred Marshall
Erskine M. Ross
Official Publication
The Alpha Tau Omega Palm, Frank W. Scott, Editor
Beta Tau Chapter
Established February 20, i8qj
Fratres in Facultate
Dr. G. M. Savage Dr. C. W. Davis
Bud Pritchett
Shannon Thomas
James Logan
durward buford
Parks Tigrett
Fratres in Universitate
Class of 1932
Marshall Black
Jim L. Harris
Class of 1933
Malcolm Evans
Robert Thompson
Theodore Hoppe
Tansil Palmer
Lloyd Woods
Harry Hurt
T. L. Caver
Newt Marshall
Guy Turner
Everett Jennings
Horace Titsworth
John C. Moore
George Reed
Albert Kelly-
Woodrow Fuller
John Denny
Class of 1934
Harold Gilliand
Connor Shannon
A. J. Coughlin
Pledges
Emmett Guy"
Francis Thompson
Louis Bellew
David Carson
Lester Wright
Mac Craig
Vernon Stripling
Taft Yates
Joe Garrigan
Jimmie Hurt
Tom Merritt
Dewey Stubblefield
Carl Peterson
Frank Jones
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Thompson, Parker, Ellis. Duckworth. Allison, Har
Second Row: McClure, Whitson. Hardin, Warlick. Markoe, Cav
Third Row: Oglesby, Gibbins, James, •Warmath
Kingley's "Hypatia" still lives in Union University in the fcrm of a dinner club composed of
sixteen girls from the English Department and one faculty member. The members of this club
are selected solely on the basis of scholarship with emphasis on th:ir proficiency in the field
of English.
Twice each month this club meets for a dinner and a book review. This organization is qui:e
fortunate to have as its sponsoi Mrs. Mabel Hardin, Professor of English.
Officers
Anne Duckworth President
Hazel Ellis Vice-President
Helen Warmath Secretary
Mrs. Mabel W. Hardin Sponsor
Members
Mrs. Hardin Willie Mae Thompson Ann Caver
Anne Duckworth Martha McClure Irene James
Joy Whitson Marie Allison Judith Markoe
Hazel Ellis Virginia Harris Elaine Parker
Monie Warlick Doris Oglesby Helen Warmath
Annie Dee Rice Ruth Gibbons
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Harris, Hoppe, Flower
Second Row: Luton, Bell, Verser,
Third Row: Brown, Palmer
, Prince, Blacl
Houck, Copela
An individual organization in Union is the Nestor Club. In more ways than one this club is
unique. First of all, not more than thirteen members are ever in the Nestor Cub and at every
meeting thirteen places are always filled. Second, the club is composed of a true cross-section of
Union University as far as the boys are concerned. Taken as a whole, the club would make a
desirable faculty for any school as the members are representatives of the Biology, Chemistry,
Theology, History, Athletic and Education Departments of Union University. Dean A. W. Prince
is the faculty sponsor for the club.
Officers
Marshall Black President
Rockey Palmer . Vice-President
J. S. Bell Secretary
Johnston Luton
Joe Verser
Billy McAdams
Alton Coplin
Members
J. S. Bell
Barney Flowers
Earnest Houck
Geron Brown-
Rocky Palmer
Jim L. Harris
Ted Hoppe
Marshall Black
A. W. Prince
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Irene James, Cat
Second Row: Mary E. Haynes
Third Row: Imogene Poynter
Routon, Joy Whitson
Patrick
nia Fleming, McClure, John
Tri V
The main purpose of this club is to promote interest in the art of home making.
Only Senior girls who have met the requirements of high scholastic standing and
advancement in the Home Economics Department are eligible for membership.
Every two weeks this club holds a regular meeting for dinner and discussion of
some subject relative to Home Economics.
Officers
Irene James . . .
Joy Whitson
. . . President
Secretary
Members
Sara Patrick Irene James
Imogene Poynter Joy Whitson
Mary Evelyn Haynes Claire Gilbert
Lucile McClure Katherine Routon
Willie M. Johnson
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Rutledge, Duffey. Sliman, Luton
Second Row: Black, Rutledge
Third Row: "Warlick, Cox, Turner, Roberts
Fourth Row: Palmer, Duckworth
Since its organization three years ago the History Club has been making rapid
progress. The membership of the club consists of two faculty members and ten
students who are majoring in history and are making grades above ninety per cent.
This is a dinner club meeting bi-weekly. This year the club ranked second in
scholarship. The club is reviewing biographies this year at their meetings.
Officers
Marshall Black President
Elizabeth Sliman Vice-President
Frances Roberts Secretary
Members
Mr. L. D. Rutledge Elizabeth Sliman
Mrs. L. D. Rutledce
Ann Duckworth
Monie Warlick
Sara Bond Duffey
Francis Roberts
Rocky Palmer
Johnston Luton
Marshall Black
Louise Cox
Guy Turner
THE LEST WE FORGET
v%v
First Row: Mosely, Young, Elliott, Parker, Redd, Morton. Hayne
Second Row: Elston, Rucker, Bowen, Thompson, Graves, Payne
Third Row: Rice, Skinner, Gaugh, Moore
Miss Onnie Skinner, Sponsor
The French Club was organized in 1926 and is composed of eighteen members who have
made high scholastic records in French. The club is a dinner club ho ding one meeting a month.
Some member of the club reviews a book written by some French author at each of these meet-
ings. These books portray French life as it was and is today.
The club has as its honorary sponsor Dr. Savage, head of the French department of Uie
University.
Officers
Hazel Ellis President
Kathryn Moore Vice-President
Sara Elston Secretary-Treasurer
Annie Dee Rice .... Cardinal and Cream Reporter
Dorothy Graves
Lucile Bowen
Elaine Parker
Annie Dee Rice
Kathryn Moore
Robert Thompson
Members
Mabel Redd
Robert Gaugh
Maurice Rucker
James Elliott
Garnert Morto\'
James Payne
Mac Craig
Mary Evelyn Haynes
Katheryn Mosely
Sara Elston
Blanche Young
Hazel Ellis
e<gggE!
THE LEST WE FORGET
Miss Vera Routon, Sponsor
The Spanish Club was organized in the spring of 1929, mainly through the efforts of Miss
Vera Routon. It has taken its place among the leading organizations on the hill. It has been
very beneficial to its members in that it has helped increase their efficiency and interest in
Spanish. The members are very proud of their club and have great hopes for it in the future.
Officers
Judith Markoe President
Virginia Harris rice-President
Elizabeth Erwin Secretary-Treasurer
Members
Judith Markoe Imogene Smith
Virginia Harris Hal Wallace
Elizabeth Erwin Fred Carr
Anna Lucy Ingram Miss Vera Routon
Doris Peeler Don Fridae
THE LEST WE FORGET
Back Row: Atherton, Pril
Middle Row: Caver. Wood
Front Row: R. Thompson,
rates, Pair
1, Harris, :
Buford, P
Lauderdale, Tigrett. Marshall, Dorris, Moore, Cr
A. Thompson. Ver
The U Club is composed of those men who have made a varsity letter in football,
basketball, tennis or track. The members are seriously interested in Union's athletic
program and use their influence to enroll graduates of high schools and Junior
Colleges. The athletic success attained in Union is due in a large measure to the un-
tiring efforts of the U Club.
Members
H. E. Atherton
Bud Pritchett
Taft Yates
Tansil Palmer
Malcolm Lauderdale
H. P. Tigrett
Newt Marshall
Ammoxs Dorris
John C. Moore
Mac Craig
Joe Verser
T. L. Caver
Lloyd Woods
J. H. Logan
J. L. Harris
Malcolm Evans
Robert Thompson
Geron Brown
Durward Buford
James Payne
Arthur Thompson*
sw^mz.
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THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Routon, Summar
Second Row: Gilbert, Tilghr.
Third Row: McCorkle. Flem
Fourth Row: Haynes, Ball, (
Fifth Row: Stark, Thompkii
ig. Williamson. Leeper
lover, Bishop, Hunter, Sublett, Porte
5, Culp, Rice, Noonan, James, Jenni
Home Economics Club
All girls en
rolled in the Department of Home Economics are
eli
gible for mem-
bership in this
organization. Its meetings are held twice a month
in
which the girls
participate in
such varied programs as will interest those in the
field of Home
Economics.
Union is in
idebted to these girls for the improvement in the
H
'ome Economics
Department brought as a result of their efforts.
Officers
President
Ruth Hunter
Members
Irene James
Bonnie Alexander Florence Newton
Ruth Hunter
Joy Whitsox
Mary Randolph Elizabeth Leeper
ESTELLE CULP
Martha Rice
Louise Glover Rose Porter
Elizabeth Noonan
Irene Williams
Mildred Tilghman Grace Sublett
Bits Ball
Jessie Mae Jennings
Virginia Fleming Dell McCorkle
Catherine Routon
LORRELLE PASCHALL
Mary Evelyn Haynes Juanita Tompkins
Claire Gilbert
Roberta Bishop
Sarah Patrick Katherine Stark
Willie M. Johnson
Mrs. M. M. Summar
THE LEST WE FORGET
'St Row:
Moore. Glover
. Brow
n, Elston. Sublett, Rogers, Hefley
;ond Rov
•: Gilliand. Ti
Ighman
, Ball, Dorris, Bishop. Stark
ircl Row:
Jacokes, Tho
mpklns
, Hunter, Titsworth, Houck. McClue
The Chemistry Club is one of the latest honorary clubs on Union campus. Of
all the organizations on the hill the Chemistry Club ranks third in scholarship. The
club is composed of students who are interested in chemistry and the rapid advance-
ment of chemical industry. Some of the latest scientific problems are discussed at
each meeting.
The club has as its sponsor President A. W. Prince.
Officers
J. W. Jacokes President
Earnest Houck Vice-President
Bonnie Alexander Secretary
Members
Geron Brown Grace Sublett Roberta Bishop Gilmer Shelton
Earnest Houck Mildred Tilghman Louise Glover Ruth Hunter
Carl Rogers Harold Gilliand Bits Ball Chrystal Heflev
Katherine Stark Bonnie Alexander Horace Titsworth Hazel Earl Atherton
Warner Jacokes Ammons Dorris Katherine Stark Lucile McClure
Sarah Elston Juanita Thompkins
THE LEST WE FORGET
As the membership of this club is limited to only pre-medical students, the
purpose of the organization is tapered to a rather fine point. Each member has the
desire to better the world by bettering humanity. Each member has learned the
significance of the medical profession from the guest speakers that lecture to the
club each month. Besides hearing the lectures of Dr. Davis, the club's sponsor, the
club has had the honor of hearing Dean Hyman, of the University of Tennessee,
Dr. Sanders of Memphis, and other local surgeons and physicians.
There is no doubt that the Doctors' Club is an integral part in the life of every
pre-medical student while attending Union University.
Officers
Dr. C. W. Davis Sponsor
Harold Gilliand President
H. E. Atherton Vice-President
Ammons Dorris Secretary-Treasurer
C. W. Davis
Harold Gilliand
H. E. Atherton
Ammons Dorris
Carl Rogers
Jack Fergerson
Carroll A very
Members
Gilbert Lewis
Albert Kellev
Lloyd Woods
Horace Titsworth
L. B. Davis
Glenn Whitlow
Nat Carman
THE LEST WE FORGET
Second Rov
r: Hern, Redd
Third Row
: Henley, McClui
-e, Tilghman, Ingram
Fourth Roi
v. Goodrich, En
vin. Glover, Ivey, Weldor
. Jem
lings. Gibbc
Fifth Row:
Ellis. Paschall,
Howard. McClure, Rogci
•s, Yoi
ms. Revellc
ladiae Literary Society
The Palladian Literary Society was named for the virgin goddess Pallas. Pallas was the
goddess of wisdom, and patroness of all the arts and trades. The society motto is ''Industry,
Taste, and Wisdom", and its emblem is the olive leaf. It is the oldest girl's literary society on the
campus and has been divided twice, forming the Enonian and Euphrosynean Societies. This
society has the distinction of being the society that Dr. Savage has had follow him since the days
that he was in Henderson. It was there that the first Palladian Literary Society was organized.
Officers
Mabel Redd President
Mozelle McClure Vice-President
Elizabeth Erwin Secretary
Freda Carney Treasurer
Members
Bonnie Alexander Ruth Gibbons Anna Lucy Ingram Mabel Redd
Rebecca Avery Louise Glover Katherine Ivey Lorelle Paschall
Freda Carney Mary Goodrich Jessie Mae Jennings Hazel Rogers
Neville Clement Mabelle Hearn Martha McClure Mildred Tilghman
Hazel Ellis Willie Mae Henely Mozelle McClure Louise Weldon
Elizabeth Erwin Effie Mae Howard Margaret McGee Blanche Young
Vera Hunt Elaine Parker
\02/jfi7
THE LEST WE FORGET
First Row: Smith,
Second Row: Grav
Third Row: Elsto]
Fourth Row: Thon
Bowen, Thompson, Paschall, I
?s, Fisher, Haynes, Rice
, Fleming, Mason, Sublett, Lo
pson, Buck, Henson, Elrod, C]
Emomiae Literary Society
Miss Catherine Routon, Sponsor
Colors: Pink and Green Motto: "Hitch your wagon to a star"
The Enonian Literary Society was organized in 1921. The nucleus of this society was the
Palladian Literary Society; this society has been the nucleus of all the girls' literary societies on
the hill. Since the beginning of the organization it has done splendid work along literary lines.
The society was named for Miss Ena Williams, a late matron of Lovelace Hall. It is a wide-
awake society and one of which Union is justly proud.
Officers
Lucile Bowen President
Elizabeth Leeper Vice-President
Nell Lowe Secretary
Kathryn Moore Treasurer
Marion Joyce Elrod Sergeant-at-Arms
Members
Marie Allison Mary Evelyn Haynes Florence Newton Annice Whittington
Lucile Bowen Frances Henson Mary Randolph Joy Whitson
Nancy Buck Evelyn Jones Martha Rice Elizabeth McCord
Sarah Elston Elizabeth Leeper Grace Sublett Mary Mason
Zelma Fisher Nell Lowe Leula Thompson Marion Joyce Elrod
Dorothy Graves Una Dell McCorkle Willie Mae Thompson Alta Chambers
Mrs. Grey Evans Anna Fleming Katheryn Moore
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First Row: Bell. Fields, Cunningham, Sargent, Kolb, Sidles. Hurt, Park, Stark, Tompki
Second Row: Culp. Oakley, Hunt, Wade, Ham, Hunter, Gates, Fuller, Guy
Third Row: Bryson. Fitzgerald, Ball. Davis, Ivy, Davis, Bishop, Ball
Fourth Row: Sliman, Peeples. Roberts, Mosely. Hefley. Johnson, Williamson, Harris. >
Fifth Row: Oglesby, Caver, Fleming, Green, Maynatt, Polsgrove, Etheridge, Smith, Co:
Euphrosyeeao Literary Society
The Euphrosynean Literary Society was formed when the Enonian, on account of its size,
had to be divided. It is now the largest of the girls' societies. The colors are pink and silver
and the flower is sweet peas. "Girls hand in hand for the best in music, art, literature, and
science'' is the motto.
Mrs. A. W. Prince is the faculty advisor of this society.
Officers
Irene James President
Virginia Harris Vice-President
Jennie Lou Johnson Secretary
Members
Lillie McKay Ball Frances Roberts Evelyn Hunt Naomi Maynatt
Flossie Melton Ball Elizabeth Sliman Rebecca Wade Mrs. Ruth Fuller
Edith Davis Mary Louise Smith Alline Park Camellia Cunningham
Anne Caver Gladys Peeples Mary Gates Evelyn Oakley
Mabel Davis Sara Patrick Marion Guy' Estelle Culp
Virginia Fleming Irene Williamson Mildred Fields Mable T. Sargent
Robbie L. Fitzgerald Jennie Lou Johnson Hazel Green Corine Bryson
Virginia Harris Chrystal Hefley Louise Skiles Shirley Kolb
Gladys Ivy Roberta Bishop Katherine Stark Alice Bell
Katherine Mosely Rose Porter Ruth Hunter Oliva Hamm
Eloine Newman Mary Lee Hurt Juanita Tompkins Louise Cox
Doris Oglesby
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First Row: Medling-, Moore, Black, Woods
Second Row: Gaugh, Merritt, Duck. Medling-, Gullett
Third Row: Tigrett, Isbell, Keathley, Welch
Calliopeae Literary Society
The Calliopean Literary Society, which was organized in 1847, is the outstanding boys' literary
society on the hill. It has stood the test of time, as it is the only one that has been active every
year since its birth. The society is a representation of a select group of students from the student
body. It has made accomplishments many and varied since its organization. The influence of
this society is felt all over the country, as Calliopeans are found most everywhere.
Officers
Marshall Black President
Charles Welch lice-President
Lloyd Gullett Secretary
Marshall Black
Charles Welch
Ewin Drauchn
J. S. Bell
Richmond Medling
D. D. Smothers
Members
J. T. Williams
Arthur Frye
Lloyd Gullett
William Medling
Lloytj Woods
Robert Gaugh
Parks Tigrett
John Moore
Johnson Luton
Tom Merritt
James Isbell
Jessie Duck
William Keathley
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First Row: Woodward, Hughes, Craddock. Pierce, Harris. Paris, Palme
Second Row: Carlton, Holland, Keller, Kloss, Ray, Ekrut, Rainwater
Third Row: Titsworth, Morton, Wingo, Hubbard, Landress, Fuller, Hurt
The G. M. Savage Literary Society was first organized in 1922 in honor of the "Grand old
man from Union", Dr. G. M. Savage. The society had a natural death in 1927, but in September,
1931, it was brought to life again. Since that time the organization has been flourishing. This
society serves a very important position on the hill. The programs rendered are always interesting.
The efforts of this organization has already been noted, and prospects for its future are bright.
Officers
Bob Ekrut ■ President
Jim L. Harris Vice-President
O. C. Rainwater Secretary
Members
Bob Ekrut J. W. Kloss Seville Borum
Bertis Fair Garnet Morton Leslie Gilbert
Woodrow Fuller Tansil Palmer Charles Wingo
H. W. Hargrove William Paris A. C. Keller
Jim L. Harris Malcolm Pierce Horace Titsworth
G. B. Holland O. C. Rainwater Dewit Viar
Earnest Houck Percy Ray Everet Jennings
W. H. Huches Carroll Hubbard L. H. Moore
Harry Hurt W. E. Draughn H. B. Woodward
Carroll Landress B. R. Winchester Jimmie Hurt
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First Rov
Second R.
Third Ro
MoAHley, Skinner, Gilbert, Fie
: Woods. Brown. Hoppe, Rainv
Ellis, Oglesby, Caver, Carr
Student Council
The cooperative form of government in Union is made possible by the Student
Council, composed of five faculty members, five men and five women from the
student body. This body deals with minor matters of discipline too trivial to be
called to the Dean's or President's notice.
Officers
Members
J. L. McAliley
Anne Caver
J. W. JENT
Ruth Gibbons
Onnie Skinner
Geron Brown
Claire Gilbert
Ted Hoppe
Virginia Fleming
Newt Marshall
Doris Oglesby
O. C. Rainwater
Hazel Ellis
Lloyd Woods
Parks Tigrett
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First Row: Summar, Ivy, Black
Second How: Wade, Rainwater
Third Row: Haynes, Morton, Weldon, Princ
The S. A. A. is composed of representatives from the literary societies, two
representatives from the study body and certain faculty members appointed by the
President of the school.
Its function is to act as a Board of Directors for the dispensing of the Activity
Fees and Book Store profits and all other financial enterprises in which the students
may engage.
The funds over which this organization has control are used to finance the
Cardinal and Cream, the Annual, Athletic Association, and other such prospects as
the association may direct.
Officers
Marshall Black President
Mary E. Haynes Secretary
A. W. Prince
M. M. Summar
Dr. Jent
Arthur Frye
Garnet Morton
Members
O. C. Rainwater
Gladys Ivy
Rebecca Wade
Louise Weldon
Mary E. Haynes
Marshall Black
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First Row: McAliley, Graves. Palms
Second Row: Black, Allison, Bell, I\
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The purpose of the Debating Council of Union University is to foster and
arrange intercollegiate debate .. Heretofore this has been one of the most wide-awake
student organizations on the campus.
With the following officers and members of the council much forensic ability
has been displayed.
Officers
J. L. McAliley Coach
Tansil Palmer President
Hazel Ellis Secretary
Members
Allison", Marie Hubbard, Carroll
Baucum, John P. Ivey, Katherine
Carlton, W. F. Kirksey, Howard G.
Ellis, Hazel Moore, L. H.
Graves, Dorothy Palmer, Tansil
Parker, Elaine
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Editor
Bessie B. Edwards
A. M. Tigrett
J. N. Moore
C. H. Brown
L. T. Hasting
C. T. McCrory
R. P. Mahon
J. W. McGavock
Eugene Johnson
O. L. Rives
W. A. Cox-
Hal Carter
Givens Wright
Clifton Malone
Robert B. Howard
Nane Starnes
Joe T. Odle
John Hurt
Marshall Black
Business Manager
J. W. Holland
George Morris
J. C. Greenhoe
G. C. KOFFMAN
W. A. Fite
D. T. Henderson
Burrus Matthews
M. L. Taylor
J. L. Carpenter
W. H. Jernigan
Raymond Dixon
L. R. Keele
Freeman Privett
Thomas Roote
A. L. Waddle
Mitchell Bennett
George Henderson
Kepler Robinson
Jim L. Harris
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First Row: Tigrrett, Graves, Bell. Ri.
Second Row: Hoppe, Fridae, Ellis
Lest We Forget Staff
Marshall Black Editor-in-Chief
Jim L. Harris Business Manager
H. Parks Tigrett Associate Editor
Dorothy Graves Assistant Editor
Hazel Ellis Assistant Editor
Ted Hoppe Photographer
J. S. Bell Religious Editor
Harry Hurt Society Editor
Ann-ie Dee Rice Feature Editor
Don Fridae Sport Editor
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Bun Pritchett
Parks Tigrett
The Cardinal and Cream is a student weekly newspaper, published by a staff of
Union students, and under the supervision of the Cardinal and Cream Governing
Board.
Bud Pritchett, as business manager, placed the paper on a firm foundation by
filling his allotted space with good advertisements.
Parks Tigrett, as Editor-in-Chief for 1931-32, in his first official move appointed
a most competent staff.
The Editor has encouraged students contributing through various mediums. Some
attractive features of the paper have been brought about through the addition of a
literary page, and columns covering athletic scandal.
The department of journalism, recently organized, has added much to the feature
of the paper by submitting articles for publication.
The Editor and his staff promoted the organization of a Press Club, and have
hopes of securing a Journalistic Fraternity in Union.
The management is endeavoring to make the Cardinal and Cream a larger paper,
both in size and in number of subscriptions.
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First Row: Connor Shannon, Blanche Y
Second Row: T. L. Caver. Katheryn Mo
Third Row: Ted Hoppe, Dorothy Grav(
ng, J. S. Bell. Joy Whitsoi:
Don Fridae, Anni-
Marshall B'.i
Cardinal and Creani Staff
II. Parks Ti.:rett Editor-in-Chief
Bud Pritchett Business Manager
Marshall Black Associate Editor
Dorothy Graves Assistant Editor
Robert Leich Assistant Editor
Don' Fridae Sport Editor
T. L. Caver Assistant Sport Editor
J. S. Bell Religious Editor
Blanche Young Fine Arts Editor
"Ted" Hoppe Joke Editor
Joy Whitson
Connor Shannon-
Reporters
Kathryn* Moore
Louise Weldon
A. C. Webb
Elmo George
Eloine Newman
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Blanche Young, Post Graduate
Blanche's playing appeals through the delicacy of interpretation, nor can you but
feel the thought of her playing. Her fine tone work and artistry are decidedly rare.
Hazel Green, Graduate
Hazel has a way of being masterful with the piano. Her poise is exceptional, her
brilliance appealing. A comprehensive technic is the strong foundation for her artistic
temperament. Her interpretations suggest strength.
Mrs. Arthur Warren Prince
B.M., M.M.
Mrs. Arthur Warren Prince, brilliant pianist and
teacher of widely recognized ability, is an inspira-
tion to her followers. She is known not only in
Union University and Jackson but in the entire
South.
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Expression Department
Miss LUCII.F. BOWEX
Expression Graduate
Miss Mary Evans Saunders
Head of Expression Department
Dramatic Students and Friends at Annual Christmas Recital
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This year the Union Co-Ed band has completed one of the most
successful seasons in the history of the band. The band was larger
in number and produced a better quality of music than ever before.
The success of the band goes largely to the efficient efforts of Mr.
Heck, who led the band through the entire season. It was through
the efforts of Mr. Heck that some fifteen musicians outside of Union
came and played with the band, making it a complete band in every
respect.
The snappy music furnished by the Co-ed musicians lent color
and pep to our football and basketball games. Besides this work,
the band led the large city-wide American Legion Parade on Armis-
tice Day. The same day they journeyed to Bolivar to participate
in a similar celebration.
The Campus JRevelers
The Campus Revelers developed into one of the most popular
musical organizations on the hill this year. Under the capable di-
rection of Emerson Maples, the orchestra, composed of eleven pieces,
gave several chapel programs that were greatly appreciated and ap-
plauded.
Other than their activities on the campus, they were regular en-
tertainers over radio station WTJS here at Jackson. They proved
their ability as radio artists by the hundreds of requests received
on each appearance.
To the Campus Revelers goes the credit of helping to put ole
Union on the map. The entire orchestra will return to Union
next year. Greater things are in store for this peppy musical sym-
phony.
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Athletic Officials
The Bulldogs have enjoyed a season much above the average under the supervision
of Mr. W. W. Dunn, athletic director, with the capable coaching of Coach Hollings-
worth, assisted by Fuller and Pittman. At the beginning of the season the prospects
of having a winning team were small. However, in a short time these three gridiron
warriors had transformed the squad from a group of "play boys" into a fighting, brainy
Bulldog combine.
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Captain-Elect
FOOTBALL
Captain
James Hunter Logan" (Fagan), 210 pounds. "Fagan" came to the Hill in 1928 as green as
they make them, in every way except football. Logan was one of the main cogs of Woodland
MilU' teams during his high school days. He wa: captain of the team, played in the backfield
and also in the line. During the '30 season he was our chief line plunger, but in the '31 season
he was transferred to tackle in order to strengthen the line. As captain of the team he encouraged
true sportsman hip in the men and instilled in them a real fightirg spirit.
Captain Elect
Newt Marshall, product of Woodland Mi Is, his made a record for himself on the gridiron.
He played in bo.h the backfield and the line and was captain of the "All West Tennessee"
championship team. He has made a good record here in his two years stay. In 1930 he was the
terror of nearby Freshman teams, and thi year he distinguished himself as a real "line bucker"
and ball carrier. He has been elected captain of the Bulldogs for 1932-33. "Here's wishing you
success, Newt."
MALCOLM LAUDERDALE, End. Pugh, a de-
pendable wing- man and pass receiver, played
his last for Union this year.
TANSIL PALMER, Center. Rocky, a main cog
in the front rank, was responsible for many
delayed advances by the enemy. He has made
his final bow as a snapper-back for his Alma
Mater.
Shorty passed, punted
es to their best abili-
to the ranks, but has
GARRIGAN. Tackle. He sure packed a wicked
wallop in his 190-odd pounds of bowling the
enemy's charges. Joe has two more years with
the C. and C.
EVERETT JENNINGS, Guard. Toter. another
Bullpup grown tough. He did his scrapping as
a veteran and should go even better when foot-
ball days roll around again.
NATE ATHERTON, Guard. Nate has two years
more, and his keen plugging that he showed
should win him a steady job.
TAFT YATES, Tackle. Ole Lady was a tower
was needed, and he produced the wares. An-
of strength in tne forward wall, and his 200
other season faces him.
pounds of brawn was not an easy matter for
the offense to push aside.
JAMES WILLIAMS, Hall. He is a hombre to
VERNON STRIPLING, End. Few flank men in
the S. I. A. A. circle had anything- on Buck.
check, and is sure to gain himself a regular
berth next fall.
With two more years to go, an S. I. A. A. berth
will be clue him.
ARTHUR THOMPSON, Half. Arthur came
into the limelight as a mean ball-toter. He ran
Dl'RWARD BIFORI), Guard. Bu worked
back the last punt and toted the ball across the
shifts with Mac at guard when reserve punch
white markers for the last time as a Unionite.
JIM L. HARRIS, End. Jim Lee. playing the
role of guard for two years, was shifted to the
wing post, where he turned in a good job. He
lavs aside his togs as he says "quits" to Union.
COl'fiHLAN, Half. Hard luck tagged this lad
about and has kept him out of action during
many crucial tests. A broken shoulder and a
sprained ankle were the causes that cut in on
his chances to deliver. He'll do plenty of ball-
toting the next two campaigns.
MAC CKAIG, Cente
vas forced to the bench tin
GUY TURNER, Half. To this
honor for his doggedness to sticl
two more seasons to
AVERY, Tackle. '
brand of persisten
poundage kept him
rhis chap put up a good
ce. His lack in size and
on the bench most of the
fracases.
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Displaying a viciousness of former years, the Bulldogs turned in a
mighty impressive record of five wins and four reversals, thereby grabbing
a berth among the first ten S. I. A. A. circle.
Murray was the first delegation to test the power of the Unionites
and were sent hobbling homeward on the low end of a 20 to 2 score.
The next invaders to taste a similar sour dose were the Bethel Cor-
porals, of McKenzie, Tennessee; and they also ambled back to their
haunts with the bitter count of 19 to O. Louisiana Tech threw a kink
into the works and forced the Bulldogs to bow down to a 39 to O
trouncing. The fur of the Canines being ruffled too ungraciously and
roughly bristled up and held the Transylvanians at bay, bowling them
over in a 46 to 7 Homecoming jamboree. Louisiana Normal fought
hard to stave off a one point margin in a 7 to 6 fracas, but the in-
furiated Unionites were not to be denied a win. Along came West
Kentucky Teachers and broke up the night party in the form of a defeat,
leaving the field with 12 points better than Union's o, thus dropping
the lid on the home schedule.
On the first southern jaunt of the season, Louisiana College vainly
tried to waylay the C. and C. outfit, but tagged behind a 12 to 6
margin. On the same trip the Centenary Gentlemen, of Shreveport,
Louisiana, played host to our lads and slapped out a 19 to O win, send-
ing the Bulldogs back to their lair on the hill with a divided bill for
the Louisiana invasion.
The 193 1 season made its exit with Southwestern playing havoc
w T ith the Canines and spoiling what might have been a good party.
Every attempt of the visitors proved in vain and the Lynx cats engraved
a 54 to 13 loss on the Bulldogs' record.
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Isbell. Kelley, Vii
Thompson. Duncai
ight, Guy, Keathly
lesuime
The Bull Pups tried hard to trudge along in the clodhoppers left by last year's Greenies, but
handicapped by a rather tough schedule and lack of sufficient reserve material were forced vo
bow in defeat to four of the five teams that opposed them.
Middle Tennessee Teachers barely nosed the Yearlings by a lone touchdown in their first
encounter; then O'.e Miss mercilessly mowed them down before a 59 to o count; they gave a good
account of themselves against Southwestern, losing by a 19 to o score, but with the thinning roster;
Murray buried the Frosh deeply under a 73 to o snowslide. Weak and worn out from the
pummelling that they received, yet determined, the Pups dug into the Freed-Hardeman aggrega-
tion and squared things up by pulling a 7 to o win out of a sea of mud.
Ramply, Viar, Bellew, Peterson, Isbell, Thompson, Kelley Keathley, Boone, Rose, Duncan, and
J. Keathley composed the Frosh roster. A number of these nemisis are likely to gain themselves a
regular berth next fall.
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T. L. Caver
Forward
playing his usual brand of ball at all times
was a main cog on the roster and pushed
the C. and C. quint to the fore with his
ability to sink goals from various angles of
the court.
James Logan
Guard
was by far the biggest man on the floor
and the opposition found it a hard proposi-
tion to get around him. Logan played his
last year with the Canines and his work in
the back court will be missed.
Jimmie Payne
Foruard
proved a needed help to the cause and lead
the attack at various times.
John Moore
Guard
because of his heighth found no handicap
in tending the goal and at the same time
proved himself able of starting the attack.
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Robert Thompson
Guard
proved his ability as a relief man and was
often called upon to aid the Bulldogs. This
was his second year and with the experience
this season offers he should put up a tough
scrap for a regular berth.
Vernon Stripling
Guard
lanky guard from last year's Bullpup roster,
was a hoodoo to the opposing five. He was
the nucleus of the Bulldog's offense and de-
fense, scoring the highest number of
markers in every game and being responsi-
ble for holding the opponents at bay. He
should be the leading S. I. A. A. man next
season, having come close to that mark the
past year.
Malcolm Lauderdale
Center
playing his last year as a Unionite, was a
valuable asset at center post and accounted
for a number of points.
Jim L. Harris
Forward
when called upon to substitute for anyone
gave all he could to help the Bulldogs
annex a win.
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Union has been represented by one of the fastest Varsity basketball teams that
the school has produced in quite a number of years the past season. A great spirit
has been manifested among the team throughout the season and the main reason
for this is the able leadership of Coach Hollingsworth. Although the team did
not win but a small per cent of the games, it never gave up. The schedule has
been quite a difficult one for any team to face, therefore Coach Hollingsworth
deserves much respect and credit for his untiring efforts put forth for the team.
It seems that the right kind of spirit was lacking from the team at the first
of the season causing the easy part of the schedule to the last. After a short while
a new spirit was created among the squad, causing them to be a great threat to
all the teams that they met the remainder of the season. Union's team will no
doubt be respected in Louisiana, although they were beaten by teams by a very
close score.
Stripling was the outstanding star throughout the season and also gained
high score honors. "Strip" is one of the best shots that ever donned a Bulldog
uniform, causing him to be watched closely by a number of sport writers. With
two more years to play "Strip" should prove very valuable to Union as a star
athlete. The starting lineup was usually Payne and Caver at guard, Logan and
Stripling at guard, and Lauderdale at center, but Coach Hollingsworth had
dependable reserve strength in Thompson, Rucker and Moore, men that showed
up good when on the hardwood.
Only two men will be lost by graduation, but with the addition of the strong
freshman team much can be expected from the Varsity next season.
Freed-Hardeman 12
Freed-Hardeman 25
Newbern Dodgers 18
West Kentucky Teachers . . . .39
Middle Tennessee Teachers ... 38
Bemis Y 29
Murray State Teachers . . . .10
Bemis Y 38
Ouchita 26
Centenary 40
Monroe Paper Mill 30
Louisiana Poly
Louisiana Normal 37
Louisiana College
Union 19
Union 24
Union 47
Union 16
Union 29
Union 28
Union 20
Union 29
Union 43^
Union 36
Union 29
Union
Union 33
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Rear Row: Coach Maples, Isbell, Boone. Johnson. Ke
Front Row: Kelley, Peterson. Fuller. Bellew. Thompson
Freshman basketball was a period of upsets, joys, gloom, brilliance,
defeats and victories. Although the season as a whole was a successful
one, it took some time for Coach Maples to get the team working
smoothly, but he persistently trained his men.
Being handicapped by various injuries, the Freshmen got away to a
slow start. The men were all new to each other and to Coach Maples.
However by mid-season the greenies began to flash into great form.
Each man assumed an aggressive and fighting spirit and presented an
impenetrable defense and a whirlwind offense.
With this brilliant array of basketeers graduating to the varsity
next year Union will present one of the most formidable quintets in
the south.
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wton, Carney. Smith, Henley, Coach Ma
r. Sublett, Bishop, Howard, Alexander
This year the Union Bulldogettes presented one of the strongest and most formidable sextets
to represent the Hill Toppers in years.
With a sparkling array of talent, Coach Maples worked hard to develop this winning
combination. It was his efficient and capable coaching that instilled the co-eds to bring victory to
Union.
One glance at the playing schedule will suffice to prove that this year's team was a strong one.
Fortunately, we do not lose a player by graduation. Greater things are expected from this team
next year.
With the few remaining games on schedule, the Bulldogettes are confident of completing the
most successful vear in history of the school.
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Union 35
Union 26
Union 30
Union 22
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Track Previa©
Capt. Thompson with the able assistance of Lauderdale, Logan,
Harris and Caver, of last year's team, with the addition of Marshall,
Atherton, Stripling and Turner of last year's Freshman team, and a
possibility of "City" Woods, the "Big Blonde Star" of the 1 930 sea-
son, returning to the cinder path, should make a record for Union that
will stand for years to come.
The schedule so far has not been completed, but a dual meet with
Southwestern and a triangular meet with Mississippi College and South-
western have been closed.
Union also plans to enter the S. I. A. A. meet at Clinton, South
Carolina, and should repeat the record made at the same meet in 1930,
when Logan, Lauderdale, Thompson and Woods placed fifth among
thirty-four colleges entered. Woods placed third high point man for
the meet and should be the first high point man this year. Lauderdale,
the discus star, is expected to hang up an S. I. A. A. record. Logan,
the Union "Swede," will be counted on to put a wicked shot.
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Thompson, Ti;
Spring found the tennis courts on Union's campus filled with some outstanding
material. The large number answering Coach Stewart's call showed that unusual
interest was being shown to the racquet.
After six weeks of strenuous practice a time was set for the 1931 elimination,
tournament. The ones reaching the finals in either doubles or singles were to be the
ones to represent Union in her intercollegiate battles. Wooton, Davis, Tigrett,
Thompson, Caver and Shaw succeeded in capturing these laurels. Wooton displayed
remarkable racquet ability in defending his crown.
Coach Stewart went to work on the material on hand and developed a fast, con-
sistent team.
To the tennis team of 193 1 goes the honor of being the only team on the hill to
finish its season with a perfect record. In the only game on foreign courts the Union
racqueteers swamped Murray State Teachers, leaving only one with the Kentuckians.
Tennis was made a Varsity sport last year, and members of the team were placed
under the same eligibility rules as those of any other sports in the S. I. A. A. Con-
ference. There are four members of the '31 team in school and with the addition of
some good freshmen material the prospects of a berth on the team looks like a haid,
long grind.
FEATURES
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THE SCANDAL SHEET
PUBLISHED IN THE ABSENCE OF THE FACULTY
Barred from the U. S. Mail by the Prohibition Act of 1918
U. U CHOOSES ALL TIME TEAM
FROSH IN GREEN PARADE
THEATRE CRASH
IS FAILURE
Freshman week ! It's been the freshest
freshman -week in years. Rebellion to-
ward the high and mighty seniors has
been open and outward. Disrespect for
the "greenies." But retribution has come,
and with it meekness.
The freshmen, led by Baby Stubby in
rompers and Big Fat Brother Tommy
Young, "flew the coop" Thursday after
lunch — cut classes, left their work, didn't
sign out — just departed in one uproarous
and hilarous body to town. Once there,
they planned to crash the Paramount
gate, walk over the bodies of the ushers,
and "take the theater" for themselves. It
was a flippant bunch of freshmen that
went downtown — but, being just fresh-
men, they forgot to keep their plans silent,
and they paid the penalty.
For some one discovered their departure,
called the Paramount and put them wise
to the whole event. So that, when the
little dears reached the theater, they were
met by a long line of big policemen, who
sent them running home in fear and trem-
bling.
Poor little things! They started off
so gayly. They came back so meekly.
They first had to be taught that seniors
muste be respected and that it never pays
to "talk back."
Poor f reshies '
HEALTH HINTS
ADVISE OF DR. DORRIS OF THE
COLLEGIATE CLINIC
I am often asked for advice from col-
lege students who, it seems, are con-
stantly in need of pills, and prescrip-
tions, and I shall state here what I be-
lieve to be the direct causes of this evi-
dent ill health prevalent among the col-
legiate clan.
In the first place, the modern youths of
today date too much, too late, causing loss
of sleep which will eventually wreck
their lives. To sit up until ten o'clock
twice a week and date, as these young
people do, is detrimental to their phys-
ical well-being. Dormitory rules should
be made more binding, sending the gen-
tlemen home at 9 P.M. Young people
(Continued on Page 4)
STAFF
Editor-in-Chief .... Mr. I Mak Joke
Assistant Editor .... Mr. Huma Rist
Society Editor .... Miss Socia Belle
Campus Editor .... Miss Polly Tick
Joke Editor . . Mr. Don Tell Thatun
Columnist Miss Sara Casm
Business Manager . . Mr. A. Skin Flint
EDITORIAL
In view of the fact that our country's
laws grant freedom of speech and free-
dom of press, the staff of this yellow-
sheeted journal has made bold to express
itself in any way desired, and in so do-
ing has created for publication the third
and most profound edition of this Scandal
Sheet. Long may it wave 1
Report has it that the third trial is
always the most successful. For that rea-
son our jokes may prove to be a little
more "sourcrastic" than formerly, and our
"hits" may be aimed with a bit more of
assurance than has been the custom. If
the sort of our wit, therefore, has struck
you, you may not recover, but you can at
least hope for recovery. There may be
a chance that you'll live to be famous,
but you'll probably be forgotten ten years
from now.
So — play the game and take these jibes
and jeers like a real fellow, and don't
mind what our feeble-minded staff has
said for or against you. The above-men-
tioned staff has endeavored to have a lit-
tle fun at your expense, to reveal a few
of the year's events, and to gossip a little
about untold secrets. If you get "gossiped
about," search your conscience and see if
you don't gossip yourself now and then.
Next year, if you can write as well as
the editors of the C. and C. and of this
Annual, you may be appointed to read
joke books and to write "junk" similar
to this. Until then be a sport.
FOR DAVE CARSON'S CREEPER
and for
JIMMIE HURT'S RAMBLER
BORED OF EDUCATION.
THE SPRINGS ON THIS CAR ARE
SCOTCH; THEY DO NOT GIVE.
BEAUTY IN EVERY JAR.
THE SPIRIT OF ST. VITUS.
PAINTED YELLOW, BUT WON'T
RUN.
CO-EDS MAKE BIG
RECORD
A group of Lnion's most enthusiastic
athletic boosters, especially to Adams Hsll
inmates, have rendered a wonderful help
to our athletic program. After consult-
ing the operators of "Stadium Lunch
Stand" and after serious consideration,
they have selected an all-time, all-Union,
co-ed football team. Their selections,
with reasons for such selections, are as
follows:
LEFT END: Miss Robbie Lou (Roney)
Fitzgerad. She is a lass that is always at
the right place at the right time.
LEFT TACKLE: Miss Ruth (Ken-
tucky) Hunter. She hails from Sommer-
set and always gets her man.
LEFT GUARD: Miss Doris (Flash)
Oglesby. "Flash" gains her berth on this
squad because of her resemblance to the
"Rock of Gibraltar," strong and study.
CENTER: Miss Annice (Arkansas)
Whittington. "Arkansas" gained this piv-
( Continued on Page 4)
POLITICS RUN WILD
VOTE OUR TICKET
The mud-slinging, politicking politi-
cians of Union's political world were
much in evidence at the beginning of
this season's campaigns. Handbills,
speeches, tips, pay-offs, and other arts
used in putting through a political scheme
were all tried and found wanting. In
spite of great plans, several elections went
the wrong way, and as a result the hon-
ors this year are pretty evenly distributed.
For a time it seemed as if the "after-
twelve-o'clock boys" might be going to
steal the whole works, but "Satan's Art-
ful Elves" got to work and plucked some
of the votes. It was too bad that the
"Three Honors" election was staged so
suddenly. No one had time to think and
select the most deserving of the nomi-
nees. It was most sad that they actual-
ly succeeded in getting a few really con-
scientious S. C. members. It was quite
pathetic all the way round. Many a
heart bled with disappointment after one
of these elections.
Will the day ever dawn when our land
will be free of these rotten political
schemes, and when liberty and justice
shall rightfully reign in their stead?
THE SCANDAL SHEET
Powerful Personalities
In our institution are many who possess
powerful personalities; and if you are not
familiar with them, you are being detri-
mental to your own self. Below is
given a unique and interesting sketch
of these most outstanding people, and we
suggest that you read these descriptions
and then endeavor to puzzle out the names
of the characters to which the personalities
seem to belong. If you cannot fathom
these puzzling statements, turn to the last
page of this paper and there read the an-
swers.
To begin with, we have on our campus
a girl of remarkable curiosity. Nothing
escapes her notice. She knows everything
that goes on, and more, too. She can tell
vou more about a person than that person
knows. A little of what she tells is good,
and a lot is not. She has winning weighs,
some of which she wishes to lose, but
though she talks constantly of reduction,
she still consumes countless calories. Do
you know her?
Another young person of seventeen
has a most interesting nature. She can
never seem to make up her mind on a
matter, and is as changeable as the wind.
Dates are a problem with her, and yet
she breaks them quicker than she makes
them. Still young in years, she is a child
in many ways and must be babied. What
she doesn't want, and what she can't have
she does want. Who is she?
A man of distinction is one of the edi-
torial writers of this year. A handsome
brunette is he, but he realizes the fact.
Clothes are most important to him. To
win the ladies, he shoots a great line, and
it doesn't always catch the fish. He likes
his feminine friends to be young and inno-
cent, but they don't always like him. Can
you tell his name?
An efficiency expert is our young man
about town. It doesn't take any time at
all to get what he wants. His natty-
clothes help him cut with the ladies
He isn't self-conscious; just the opposite.
He dares to step in where angels fear to
tread.
The most sought-after young woman
and the secretly envied maiden of the
hill is a Hendersonite. She dares what
others fear to dare and glories in it. Her
ability to put things over is astounding.
She gets by with everything. Girls talk
about her because they're jealous, but they
really want to be like her. She's been
engaged to eleven boys all at the same
time. Boys, do you know her?
A heavily laden maiden among us is
of the ivy type. She knows everybody
on the hill and hails them a block away.
She never hesitates to express herself in
a vigorous voice. Once you know her,
you cannot forget her. She doesn't give
you the opportunity. Recognize her?
The secret love of every girl this win-
ter is an Oklahoman. He has "darling"
clothes and looks like a Chesterfield. He
came to Union to get away from gay life
and is now too greatly admired by the
fairer sex. All the girls have set their
caps for him. Have you?
Our Boarding House
By Major Hoople M. Black
Our eatin' place ain't so keen, but jest
the same it's got its good side. We hev
burnt bacon and pertaters ever day, and
thev ain't never cooked no way but the
same old way. I likes a few frills now
and then. We gits locked out every
morning ef we don't git thar when the
bell tolls, so ef we ain't on time we hev
to stay empty all mornin'. One mornin',
though, I went around to the back and
Jeter give me more than I'd a got by
goin' in the front way.
The manners is turrible and riles my
soul. I likes fer folks to eat respectibal.
The boys throws biscits and sling sasage
and spills gravy on the table. Even
when the President et there a fresh girl
name Flrod dropped pertaters in her lap.
They all sits the plates up on the napkin
fer she don't let no one sit nothing on
her napkin holder.
The boys has turrible appatights and
calls fer milk like little pigs. They makes
Bonnie git three plates of cookies ever
Sunday. Lucile Bowen eats ten rolls ever
meal, in spite of her reducin'. Ted Hoppe
wants eggs ever meal, but his manners is
some better since he moved over to Mrs.
Standfield's table and sets by his gal.
We gits old sacks on Sunday and they
ain't half enough in them to git me full.
I could eat a dozen of them sacks. Some
of them boys does flirt with them girls
and gits more than one. I wished I
knowed how to wink at girls.
Our boarding house has its good pints,
though. Ef we wants soup, we gits it.
Ef we wants aigs on toast, we gits them.
Sometimes they surprise us and has pie,
and always on Sunday they has ice cream
and dressing. I cuss the place a turrible
lot, but jest the same I reckon I getta
lot of good grub fer just $0.22 a meal.
To Pitt
I prefer to hold my peace
Till her absurd flirtations cease,;
I prefer to keep my pride
Till she comes running to my side.
I shall not do what I prefer
For fear that you remain with her.
James Warren.
Such Is Life
At college they teach me to put my reli-
ance
On Logic, that stem academical science;
But when I c/o out of the halls pedagoq-
ical,
I'll learn that the world is extremely il-
logical. J. A.
HELLO CENTRAL
(A Short, Short Story)
Hello! Hello! This is England call-
ing the U. S. Will you get the connec-
tion through? Hello! Hello! Is this New
York? Will you put a call through to
Union University, Jackson, Tenn.? The
king is calling. Hello! Hello! I wish to
speak to Marion Joyce Elrod.
Hello, dearest. Is this you? It's King
George speaking, darling — your own king.
Am I still ruling vour heart?
Hello! Hello! " Can't you hear? It
must be the waves lapping against the
wires. It's King George — King Denman,
dear. You haven't forgotten me? I
hated to leave you, but affairs of state
were of more importance. I think of you
in a royal way every day. Did you get
mv cablegram?
Hello! Hello! Are you still there, my
queen? I'm coming to see you Thanks-
giving if my yacht is in shape. Do the
boys ever speak of me? Tell them I'm
not anxious to see them ; I only want to
see you, my queen.
Hello! Hello! Don't worry about the
cost of this call, dear. My loyal subjects
are paying for it.
Helta ! What! You have to go back
to your' date? Adieu, my queen. King
George of Denman will ever hold your
heart.
DAILY THOUGHT
Ye shall reap if ye faint not, but don't
forget tjie "if ye faint not" part of it.
Crossword Puzzle
HORIZONTAL
Shannon Thomas
ike
Mac Craig
"You're so mean to me!
T. S. Bell
"Who were you with las
Don Fridae
"Shut up!"
Dewev Stubblefield
"Get away from me!"
Rov Mabrv
' "Why didn't I get my :
today?"
O. C. Rainwater
"Don't do that!"
Lamar Pittman
"I am not untrue to an
James Hunter Logan
"Vou can't put anythii
Johnnie Gaffney
"You big flirt! I despi:
Emerson Maples
"You aren't fair to me!
Tom Young
"You big piece of chee
lames Isbell
"Whar do you want to
for?"
JAWBONE SAYS
While a lot of dese heah bush-headed
men is successful, it's usually de ball-
headed guy dat comes out on top.
VERTICAL
Irene James
Virginia Harris
Ruth Gibbons
Dot Graves
Mozelle McClure
Elizabeth Erwin
Lucille McClure
Mary Louise Smith
Lucile Bowen
Elaine Parker
LULU Thompson
Liz. Leeper
Frances Roberts
THE SCANDAL SHEET
Freshman Are a Disappointment
Although it was thought at first that a
remarkable group of freshmen entered the
doors of Union last fall, it has now been
discovered that numbers of them are re-
markable only in their lack of intelli-
gence. An I. Q. given them ranks many
as very low, and the following are a few
of the answers to quite simple questions
that were asked :
Sweat glands are small tubes which
carrv away the inspiration. (John
Keathly.)
Three kinds of blood vessels are red,
white, and blue. (Ruth Hunter.)
The soil was deposited by the govern-
ment. (Albert Kelley.)
A mule is a somewhat horse. (Francis
Thompson.)
A point is a dot with space all around
it. (Marion Noyce Elrod.)
An angle is two straight lines drawn
from the same point with one end open.
(Robert Tacker.)
A bachelor is a guy who didn't have a
car in his younger days. (Jimmie Hurt.)
Prunes are plums with inflammatory
rheumatism. (Catherine Starkes. )
A cannon is a long hole surrounded
with steel. (Mary Gates.)
A detour is the roughest distance be-
tween two points. (Woodrow Fuller.)
Wind is air in a hurry. (Lillie Mae
Finger.)
A bill of fare is a list of eats, distin-
guished from menu by the figures in the
right-hand column. (Lillian Flowers.)
Dust is mud with the water squeezed
cut. (Mary Lee Hurt.)
A puncture is a little hole which devel-
ops ten miles from a garage. (Evelvn
Oakly.)
The Blushing Bride
T /ley' 11 call Ann'ice a blushing bride,
JJ'lien altarward she goes
Sedately down the flowered aisle
Between the friend-filled rows.
There's Johnston whom she's motored
with,
And Earl with whom she ate,
There's Oliver, her summer friend,
And Charles, another date.
There's Roy, the football man she owned,
And Ted of tennis days.
There's Gilbert, too, and blonde Joe V.
They took her to the plays.
And liter e is Ray, Iter high school beau.
With whom she used to mush.
No wonder she's a blushing bride —
Ye gods, she ought to blush I
Sweets to the Sweet
Candy is swet,
Candy is sweet;
It puts on fat,
But it's good to eat.
So what does it matter.
So what does it matter?
I'll 'at all I want,
And get fatter and fatter.
Frenchy Moore.
DIARY OF AN ABSENT-
MINDED PROFESSOR
By L. D. Rutledce
Monday — Went to school this morning.
Forgot to take my book.
Tuesday — Forgot to write in my diary to-
day.
Wednesday — Am not well. Forgot to stop
eating lunch and ate too much.
Thursday — Started to call Mrs. Rut! edge
over the phone and forgot our phone
number.
Friday — Have a cold. Came to school in
the rain and forgot to wear my rubbers.
Saturday — Went to town and forgot what
Mrs. Rutledg sent me for.
Sunday — Went to church, put my glasses
in the collection plate, shook hands with
Dr. Hurt's little girl, and kissed his
wife.
SOCIETY KNEWS
Faculty here — faculty there — faculty ev-
erywhere! Of course, since this was the
faculty party for everybody who wanted
to go. It was such a large affair they
closed Dorcas and fed us on the campus.
Good eats. Newt made the refreshment
rounds four times. Doris sent back for ice
cream twice. A nice party. Dr. Savage
was even there.
The Calliopeans had house-cleeaning
and then celebrated with open house.
Guests were crowded for space, there were
so many, and as a result, the refresh-
ments were almost insufficient. However,
it was rumored that Harry Hurt helped
prepare them, so that explained matters.
Conner Shannon dispensed the punch, and
he had so much himself he didn't know
what he was about. Dr. Penick made
the speech of the evening, with Prop, and
D.D. to help out.
Who woulda thought that Strip was
seriously contemplating taking unto him-
self a wife? The wedding bells did peal
out, however, and now the bride and
groom are at home in a little brown
roost close to school — so Strip can get to
chapel now and then.
Reports bring us news of the most out-
standing social event of the Dodd College
season — the advent of the FJnion U. Bull-
dogs into the sacred precincts of this girls'
school. Gowned in exquisite afternoon
frocks, the young ladies entertained our
football heroes royally. A. Thompson was
the only one who wouldn't go. But — R.
Thompson, D. Buford, N. Atherton, and
R. Palmer were all especially enchanted
by the fair damsels. Little Everett was
so excited he spilled his punch.
Rumor has it that our little yellow jour-
nal will soon broadcast the engagement
of a certain Mr. Daniels to a certain lit-
tle Miss Ingram.
For once they kicked the football ban-
quet across the goal line in football sea-
son, and had the biggest field and the
swellest time they've ever had. Logan,
as outgoing captain, was there with the
"Captainess" on his arm, and (she should
have been happy, having finally achieved
her purpose) it was a touchdown in the
way of football banquets.
Books of the Month
Here is book week right upon us, the
time of times to choose among the new-
books for boys and girls. Copies of these
enticing volumes may be had at little ex-
pense, and they will rouse excitement and
interest for you.
Radio and Educatiox
( Edited dy Crook Hall)
What radio can do for education — and
education for radio. Told by notables
who spoke to the President on the subject.
A good book.
The Perfect Hostess
(By Mrs. Ed)
Helpful hints for the harassed hostess.
Treats of the problems brought about by
mannerless boys and girls who eat at col-
lege dining halls and act like heathens.
Better Left Unsaid
(By Theodore — Prince of Hoppee)
Leaves from a private joke book.
An outstanding success. A charming
man offers you the privilege of glancing
through his joke book. "Indiscreet," says
the Cardinal and Cream, "but the wit of
this book makes indulgence inevitable."
Love Letters of a Football Man
(By Durward Buford)
The amazing story of a romance that
defied years of time, student council rules,
miles of space, and fate in the form of a
Dot.
Maid in Waiting
(By Mabel Redd)
The story of a girl who longed for
romance while in college. Her efforts to
win the men will interest and amuse you.
Sparks Fly LJpward
(By A. Goat)
A sharp and piercing story of Frater-
nity Life, by a man who has felt the
sting of pledge days.
Taming Our Machines
(By Dewitt Rutledce)
This is a lucid, amusing introduction
to the fresh slant on the present troubled
affairs of a college professor and his new-
automobile. You will enjoy the details of
his many collisions and misfortunes while
driving with his wife.
Grace Sublette
Eleine Parker
AnNe Duckworth
RuTh Hunter
WiLlie Mae Thorn
HazEI Ellis
LucileMcClure
BEtty Burgess
BlaNche Young
DorisPeeler
KatheRine Ivv
DE1I McCcrkle
Crystal heFley
Liz lEeper
Jane eRwin
BitsBall
RobbieLou Fitzgerald
COrinne Bryson
PaNsv Turner
JuDith Markoe
MabEI Davis
Mabel TerrySargent
THE SCANDAL SHEET
Dorothy Ticks Corner
Dear Dorothy Ticks:
I need to get a lot of quality credits,
but I don't know how to do it. Can you
help me? Little Everett.
I would advise you to take French un-
der Miss Catherine Moore. She is excel-
lent at helping dumb boys to pass French,
and you will certainly get all the desired
qualitv credits.
Dear Dorothy Ticks :
I am a poor working girl and need
advice. I thought my boy friend liked me
a lot, but he went off to a convention
and met another girl, and now he has
been dating her. He doesn't even prefer
my red hair any more. My heart is
broken. Ruthie.
You should have gone to the convention,
too. If he has decided against your red
hair in favor of the brunette, I fear your
case is hopeless.
Dear Miss Dorothy Ticks:
Can you tell me the proper way in
which a wedding should be conducted? I
am to be married soon.
I. James.
Consult the new book, "Conduct at
Weddings and Funerals," by V. Stripling.
Dear Miss Ticks:
I wish you to tell me what those fish
nets in Pullman's are for.
Hazel E. A.
Those fish nets are for football boys to
take home to their girls for souvenirs.
My Dear Miss Ticks:
I am a backward girl who wishes to
learn the art of conversation. Can you
tell me the name of a good teacher, some
one who likes to talk and knows how.
Imogexe Poynter.
Ann Duckworth is the most experienced
talker I know.
Dearest Dot Ticks:
Can you tell the proper way to eat
with chopsticks? I could not find this in
any etiquette book. Betty Burgess.
Mr. David Carson can give you this
information. He borrowed a pair while
in Chicago, and forg:t to take them back.
A Politician Speaks
Our creed is liberty for all,
Ask any one who knows us,
But we don't favor any one
Il'ho wishes to oppose us.
We never dictate what to do,
Except in big elections,
And then, when thinking we know! best,
We point out your selections.
For government is most inept,
In colleges and cities,
Unless the choicest men can rule —
Our own select committees.
And so away with other creeds
And falsely placed devotions.
Forget the others — vote for us,
For us and our pet notions.
Then all acclaim the day to be,
When no one may compel you.
And you shall live completely free —
To do just what we tell you.
Style Hits the Hill
Fashion notes this season are creating
more interest than usual, for never be-
fore have there been so many new and
charming styles demanding attention.
Even the men are becoming bolder and
are asserting what they believe to be the
latest in correct apparel. On the campus
many co-eds and eds are modeling every
day what Paris has decreed is the new-
est and most stylish, and in my observa-
tions I have come to recognize two of
the best-dressed young men and women at
this University. Mr. Parks Tigrett, stroll-
ing down Lover's Lane recently, attract-
ed my attention as being the most correct
young gentleman as to style that I have
seen in many a day. He was dressed in
a Scotch tweed suit, an English broad-
cloth shirt, and Spanish cordovan leath-
er shoes. He wore an Italian felt hat and
carried an Irish linen handkerchief, and
I am certain that he favored German
Jaeger underwear and Paris garters since
he handles this line at Tuchfield's. Never
had I seen such style and charm.
Miss Mary Lee Hurt, riding to school
each morning in her brother's motor car,
has also attracted ray attention by her dis-
tinctly Parisian frocks. Last week she
was gowned in an attractive little model
with vertical seaming, diagonal lines,
double flares, decorative angled scarf,
square neckline, spiral stitching, up-curv-
ing pleats and perpendicular cuffs. I
have often met Miss Hurt in Algebra
class and could not concentrate on the
problems for being so engrossed in her
stvlish frocks.
Health Hints
(Continued from Page i)
need lots of sleep ; and when they have to
rise every morning at the early hour of
nine in order to get to chapel, they fre-
quently fail to get the required hours of
rest.
On the other hand, college boys and
girls do not eat enough. One girl who
came to see me confessed that she never
ate more than 10,000 calories a day, and
as a result she was so nervous and
wrought up and could not study two hours
every day on each of her lessons. Boys
of my acquaintance do not get enough
milk, and as a result the poor creatures,
starved and hungry, are often seen quar-
reling and quibbling over milk at meal-
time.
Likewise college students spend too
much time studying and have poor eye-
sight and bent backs. They should not
give so much time to lessons, but should
go in for pleasure and recreation. I have
seen lights burning in dormitories as late
as midnight, and I am sure they were on
to light the pages of a book.
Pale, sickly athletes and skinny, nervous
girls are certain to replace the robust
football hero and the plump, pretty
maiden if health rules are not soon learn-
ed and heeded. College students must
sleep late in the mornings, eat mere and
more, and not study so much to be strong
and healthy.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
With Apologies to Ripley
Dr. Davis talks babv talk to the gold-
fish.
Miss Saunders is secretly in love with
Professor Powell, a former English Pro-
fessor from Union.
Mrs. Rice still rocks her children on
her knee.
Dr. Pool has a Ph.D.
Mr. McAliley can play the violin with
remarkable talent.
Dr. Cox has never taken voice lessons.
Dr. Williams was on time to class one
morning.
Miss Skinner is on the Student Council.
Miss Johnson can drive a car!
Dr. Dunn is teaching Little Wallace to
play football.
Mrs. Thompson lets Eloise have dates.
Mr. Rutledge has never forgotten any-
thing.
AT THE THEATRE
Mildred Fields and Parks Tigrett in
"Two Rows from the Front," a powerful
melodrama of love.
Elizabeth Sliman and a Sheik in "Next
to You," revealing the suspense and ex-
pense of romance.
Football Rocky and Marion starring in
"By Your Side in the Balcony," a college
picture showing how gridiron men weaken
at the feminine touch.
Lovely Lucile Bowen and Jimmie Logan
in "Come Over and Sit by Me," a picture
truthfully setting forth the way in which
college colds make the most of their op-
portunities.
Handsome Newt Marshall and Polly
Polsgrove in "Come a Little Nearer," a
film obscuring the view of those seated
just behind.
John Denny and Frances Vaughan in
"Nobody Knows," giving a vivid impres-
sion of love to all about them.
Co-Eds Make Big Record
(Continued from Page r)
otal position because of her unusual abil-
ity to check flashing men.
RIGHT GUARD: Miss Katherine
(Kat.) Moore, a celebrity from Newbern,
has been selected for her ability' to re-
sist men's advances.
RIGHT TACKLE: Miss Virginia
Fleming (Little Pugh). She gains this
honor for her skill in blocking the end
men.
RIGHT END: Miss Rose Porter
(Maryland). A rangy lass who can re-
ceive all passes.
QUARTER BACK: Miss Martha
(Skeet) Rice. She's shifty and brainy
as a result of two years' training under a
capable tutor.
LEFT HALF: Miss Mary Louise
(Changeable) Smith. She was awarded
this position because of the impression
which she made on the assistant coach.
RIGHT HALF: Miss Ann Duckworth
(Flirt). She gained this position through
her abilitv to fool men and pass the line.
FULL BACK: Miss Lorelle (Heavy)
Paschall. "Heavy" can gain ground or
bust the line by simply falling.
THE SCANDAL SHEET
THE WOOING OF ETHYL, OR THE COURTSHIP OUT-
LANDISH, OR WHY TAKE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY?
AMID the din of the battle there
stood the villainous general, AMINE man,
with a PARA pistols on his hips. "Gee,"
thought ORTHO, "he META blonde last
week, and since she doesn't have any
CHAINS on me, I'll get her for the big
shot. I know if the boys and I can get
ETHYLENE camp it might please the
buzzard, because he said something this
morning about wanting to UNITE-
ETHYL in marriage." ORTHO wanted
CHLOROFORM ETHYL with ETHER,
and in this way get her into camp with-
out giving her a ring (benz). If neces-
sary, he would resort to this. Well, he
couldn't Tar (tear) himself awav from
the idea, so he put the SIDE CHAINS
on his GAS BURNER, as it was a COAL,
wet day and started after ETHYL.
ORTHO reached her house. She heard
him COMPOUNDING up the steps, and
at the same time she wondered if he was
bringing a bouquet of ESTERS. She liked
AROMATIC FLOURS. In a fury he TAR
in through the door, kicking over the
furniture, knocking down pictures, and in
general ACTING VIOLENTLY. She felt
doubtful about his REACTIONS. Why-
did he do this? It was ACYLY wav
to do. She couldn't IDENTIFY this
with any other of his actions. He was
as boisterous as the ELEMENTS.
"Come go back YEAST with me,
ETHYL. The big shot has plenty of
DOL T GH, and he wants you."
Quicklv she sensed that everything was
out of PITCH.
"I won't, I won't I" she screamed. "I
won't DYE for any of his PRINCI-
PLES. DYNAMITE, but I won't. No,
never I"
Her mother came in about that time.
Knowing that the general had PROP-
ERTY, she pleaded, "DUCO, DUCO.
Please go, ETHYL!"
"Oil right, mother. If you get ANISE
and Diana to do mv work, I'll give in
to that FATTY BITTER ALMOND."
Thev started to go.
"Here, take this," said ORTHO, as he
handed her some ARABIC GUM.
"Aw, WURTZ1 I want PEPPER-
MINT', she RETORTED.
"Wait a minute. Let me get the cows
from the PASTEUR and I will be readv."
ORTHO had on his PARA RED flan-
nels, and he had CETAMIDE (among
They Made Freshman
Alta Chambers take a big dose of salts.
Mary Lee Hurt measure the distance to
College Street School with a weenie.
John Keathly go fishing in the flower
boxes.
Francis Thompson wash off the Barton
Hall steps with a tooth brush.
Woodrow Fuller count the window
lights in the main building.
An S. A. E. goat speak to all Seniors
while on his knees.
Albert Kelly feel the beating of a life-
time.
Miss A. B. Harrison carry her baby to
class.
IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE
"High Hat Beauty Cream for me,"
Madamoiselle Lorelle Paschall plainly
says, and Madamoiselle Lorelle, beloved
by all young women as an expert home
economics, speaks from experience. High
Hat Beauty Cream, the creme de hooie,
the vanishing cream de siecle, is indorsed
by only the very select. For true natural
color and for the skin you love to touch,
use High Hat Beauty Cream day and
night.
Madamoiselle Paschall, while vacation-
ing last summer at Cowes Spasture in the
West, found that for safekeeping the fine
texture of her skin white and smooth in
spite fif the naughty winds, High Hat
Beauty Cream was her favorite selection.
"It made my cheeks more colorful and
soft, and gave to my hands a warm
smoothness that was enchanting," states
Madamoiselle. "I wish to thank the
company for what High Hat Beauty
Cream has done for me. I would urg:
all young girls to try a sample. Most
girls use make-up because they haven't
the face to go without it, and High Hat
Beauty Cream is an excellent base for
rouges and powders. I owe my marvel-
ous complexion to this wonderful cream."
—Adv.
Eskimos up North) and was used to the
COAL, and he didn't mind it, but his
thoughts WAXED about her.
Presently she came back.
"Won't vou have some tea, ORTHO?"
"TEA? TEA? T. N. T., that's all I
get. Don't you have some ALCOHOL?
"Now, don't be a Radical. I'll get you
TEA, but none of the other. You're a
NOBLE fellow, so I shan't give you any
alcohol. Do vou want some BREAD and
BUTTER? You know we BAKELITE
bread this morning."
He was getting MADDER and MAD-
DER.
"ALKLY you if you don't stop talking
that nonsense."
His temper reached the BOILING
POINT. He grabbed her, spanked her,
and tied BONDS around her so she
couldn't move. Thev proceeded. The
PROCESS was again' REACTED when-
ever she made any more remarks.
They were well on their way, but the
gasoline was getting low. He drove up to
a station.
"CELL us some gas quickly," ORTHO
demanded.
"ORTHO, get me some chocolate,
please," she whined. Of course he had
to, as he was onlv a private.
"ORTHO, wha"t is the MATTER with
this candv? I can't taste it."
"Aw, WURTZ. Maybe you LAC-
TASTE. LARD, how you worry me.
Lysine to me. We're going to get to the
general right away. It's FITTING and
proper that we do."
She didn't want to do this, but she took
oute a small VIAL, took out a GRAM
OF NUX VOMICA, and the story of
ETHYL came to
THE END.
ON THE SIDELINES
Time: 9:30, just before chapel.
Scene: The booksteore.
Chacracters: M. J. E., J. H. L., L. B.
Settings: M. J. E. and J. H. L. are
leaning over the counter having a coke.
Story: L. B. comes along and sees them.
Jealousy rages. J. H. L. says to her:
Come over and have something to drink
with us."
"No!" replies L. B. frigidly. She trips
haughtily over and gets her mail. Then
she glances at M. J. E. and J. H. L.
"entete-a-tete." Jealousy again rages.
She cannot stand it. So outwardly she
smiles pleasantly (inwardly angry), and,
going over to J. H. L. and M. J. E., she
savs: "I believe I <will have a coke, after
all."
Criticism: This was not the correct
method. What did M. J. E. think?
FAMOUS FISH
Holv Mackerel (Ewing Draughon).
Smelt of the Bottle (Tommy Young).
Turn Pike (Ted Hudson).
Sole of Honor (Catheryn Mosely).
Perch on the Fence (Mr. Poplin).
Piana Tuna (Imogene Smith).
Dace of Old (Vernon Stripling).
Brawny Mussel (Bud Pritchett).
How Shad (Conner Shannon).
Hard of Herring (J. L. McAlilev).
My Wife's Brother.
Out Our Weigh
Avoirdupois
'Ere I begin the various twists and bends.
The skip-the-rope, the rollings on the floor,
And other tricks that Doc Reduce corn-
in ends,
I never fail to shut and lock the door —
Because I lack the courage to defy
The vast amusement in some this girl's
tolerant eye.
Melissa Bowex.
Poet's Corner
Into the Chemistry manual
Perhaps more students would dip.
If they would brighten its pages,
By adding a comic strip.
To the Buldogs
Lives of football stars remind us,
IV e can reach the victor's place,
If we, too, will leave behind us
Footprints on old Murray's face.
Young folks we older ones condemn,
And yet the truth I will observe:
What they arc doing we'd have done
But for the fact we lacked the nerve.
A green little freshie in a green little way
Mixed some green little chemicals one day.
The green little grasses now tenderly
wave
O'er the green little freshie' s green little
grave.
THE SCANDAL SHEET
THEY CALL HER
Appendix — it costs so much to take her
out. (Lorelle Paschall.)
Spoon — she leaves litem deeply stirred.
(Elizabeth Polsgrove.)
Almond Bar — sweet, but nutty. (Edvthe
Davis.)
Good Resolution — easy to forget. (Rob-
bie Lou Fitzgerald.)
Roast Pork — apple sauce and not much
dressing. (Florence Newton.)
Marine — she's seen a lot of the world.
(Mrs. Gallimore. )
IV heat — she's easily shocked. (Mrs.
Thompson.)
Thee Art of Spelling in
Jernelism
By Parks Ticrett
Two be a grate jennelist, won does not
nead to be a grate speler. Meny min
have ben famous for their abilitie to
write, and yet they have knot been able
to spel at all. Thee fact that you can-
not joine leters two-gether in a correct
weigh is know evidince that that endi-
viduel will be a failyour inn the jernel-
istic world.
Inn my experiance with knewspaper
min, I have found that won-half of them
are knot able to spel correctly. This
did knot, however, enterfear with there
knewspaper carrerrs. They kontinued on,
successful min in a sucessful biniz werld.
There knewspapers a flourishing evidance
that to win fame won does knot need to
know how to spel.
All that is neccesary is a dickshunary.
With this bye your side, you can easily
look up those werds which you canot
spel, and everthing wil thin be as it shud
be. Sew take hart. If you fale in spel-
ing, it does knot mean you wil fale in
life. Just bye a dickshunary and study
it a little.
Too Late to Classify
WANTED — A suite of rooms suitable
for heavy housekeeping. See Vernon Strip-
FOR
Keathlv
SALE— All interest in John
Will sell cheap. Call Lucile
NOTICE — Figures that have attracted
men are Venus de Milo and Annice Whit-
tingtOTi. Figures that have attracted
women are $1.98. Ladies, come to the
sale of gifts in the Home Economics Gift
Shop.
LOST — Five pounds. If found, please
do not return. Jane Erwin.
NOTICE — I will not be responsible for
debts contracted by my wife. Woodrow
Fuller.
FOR RENT — My new and recent good
record. Am now trying something new.
Elizabeth Polsgrove.
Atttention — Mr. Don Fridae will look
into your mind and give psycho-epileptic
readings free of cha rge to ladies.
NOW OFF THE PRESS— Beatrice
Bell's book on "How to Live on Love," a
recent publication by a well-known wom-
an. Price, $4.50 per volume.
WE WONDER
1. We wonder what's happened to
Number Nine.
2. We wonder if there is a Vocational
Guidance Course at Georgetown Col-
lege.
3. We wonder whose picture is on Miss
Onnie's dresser.
4. We wonder who teold Mr. Cox that
he could sing.
5. We wonder what became of Mr.
Prince's hair.
6. We wmder if Dr. Jent has been to
Yale or to O. B. U.
7. We wonder if Dr. Pool (Fred Hicks)
will take a correspondence course
shortly.
8. We wonder how Dr. Williams' hat
got into Miss Saunders' studio.
9. We wonder how Miss Willie Mar-
garet and the Lab, Assistant are get-
ting along.
10. We wonder what Mrs. Stripling does
while Stripling is on basketball trips.
n. We wonder what Stripling does on
basketball trips.
12. We wonder who was champion, Miss
McMichael or Mrs. Rice?
13. We wonder how the name Shankle
affects Miss Onnie.
14. We wonder who called this Monday
afternoon farce a Student Council.
15. We wonder where and how McAliley
got his M.A. degree, and why.
16. We wonder where Sally Watkins'
S. A. E. pin is.
17. We wonder if J. S. felt a tinge of
jealousy on his last trip to Chatta-
nooga.
19. We wonder if Tigrett derived much
inspiration from the B. S. U. Con-
ference. He says she was pretty.
20. We wonder who Don Friday calls on
in Lovelace Hall.
21. We wonder if the "St. Louis Blues"
is more sacred this year than last
year.
22. We wonder why Marshall blushes
every time the trip to Birmingham is
mentioned.
23. We wonder, ah-ah-ah, folks, if you
can crowd water.
24. We wonder where and and
were the night of 's ordina-
tion.
25. We wonder how far apart fill'ng
stations are on the Number 1 High-
way. Ask J. L.
26. We wonder if L W likes
the way Dr. Williams performs cer-
emonies.
27. We wonder if Marlon Shaw and
Blance Young like ice cream.
28. We wonder where Mr. Prince got the
bathing suit he wore on the Pine
Top trip.
29. We wonder whv Sally is so dumb
as to associate with a guy from Ar-
kansas.
30. We wonder if Jimmie Payne likes
show girls.
31. We wonder if Dutch Maples misses
Mabel Redd at six o'clock in the
morning.
32. We wonder whv thev call Mac Craig
T. M.
33. We wonder where Mac Craig goes
on week nights.
34. We wonder who Rocky's Italian
friend is.
35. We wonder why Union co-eds pre-
fer "Little Fendrich" cigars.
36. We wonder who Shannon Thomas
knows out the Betts Springs Road,
near N., C. and St. L. Ry. tracks.
37. We wonder how much of Parks Ti-
grett's line the ladies believe.
38. We wonder what happened to J. S.
and Red.
39. We wonder if J. S.'s reputation gives
him cause for worry.
40. We wonder how J. S. Simpson likes
chicken sandwiches on dining cars.
41. We wor der how the representatives
of the J. R. G. like the LOUIS Cafe
in Atlanta.
42. We wonder why an inmate of Love-
lace Hall gets mad when Marshall
Black rings the doorbell three times.
43. We wonder how Parks has gotten
through this year without the ma-
tron's Pontiac to ride around in.
44. We wonder what goes into the ham-
burgers at Lexington Inn.
45. We wonder what "city" Woods did
with his sweetheart pin.
46. We wonder what Bud Pritchett
thinks of marriage.
47. We wonder what jeweler sold Reeky
a pin on credit.
48. We wonder if Doris pays room rent
out on Highland.
49. We wonder who kept Carson's jew-
elry the extra month for him.
50. We wonder who told Miss Ann she
was beautiful.
51. We wonder where the big red-
feathered fan is this year.
52. We wonder what Union would do
without her "watch dog" (M. M.).
A Balanced Equation
"Chemistry is hard;' they say.
"I doubt if you can learn it."
And so I went from year to year
Endeavoring to spurn it.
Then came the day when I must take
Tliis dreaded course in Science,
So I enrolled and tried to learn
The name of each appliance.
I dabbled much with hydrogen,
And balancing equations.
The lab. assistant I beguiled
With warmness of persuasions.
I worked and worked and still made C's
And thought I wasn't smart;
And then I hit upon a plan
That fascinates my heart.
I make the rounds and see what each
Has carefully studied out.
I ask a question here and there,
To see what it's about.
From Alton I obtain a problem,
From Marion Joyce a rule.
From Becky /fade a good equation.
From Bits a working tool.
Old Harold works the hardest thing;
Old Lucile cleans my flask —
Experiments I soon complete
By merely "take" and "ask."
So every freshman now take heed,
And list to what I say:
Don't work yourself in Chemistry;
It doesn't pay.'
THE SCANDAL SHEET
THE MICE WILL PLAY
What happens when the matron is
away? The answer is, "The mice will
play." And when mice play, interesting
details are the result, and eating is al-
most always involved. Listen to this:
A matron we know went off one night
at some one's invitation to dinner. She
left her dormitory carefully taken care of,
so she thought, but the moment she was
safely gone several of her "best" little
girls, in a moment of impishness, decided
to celebrate during her absence, and so
they had a big time, and the matron
doesn't know about it yet.
First of all, they went downstairs and
called up all their boy friends, even
though it was study hour, when phone
calling is forbidden. None of the gentle-
men seemed greatly interested in the young
ladies — until they got Arthur Thompson
to the phone. Thompson, the silent wom-
an hater, for once succumbed to the voice
of femininity. He talked sweeetly and
gently to the black-haired library assist-
ant, and almost gave her the impression
that he was falling for her.
"What do you have to eat?" she asked,
and he replied, "Popcorn. It isn't popped.
You can have it if you want it."
"Sure, we want it." We'll be right
over."
So the black-haired library assistant,
and the friendly French assistant, and
the red-haired football maid — and maybe
some others — all set out towards the main
building, and right in front of it they
met A. Thompson with the popcorn. It
was now more important than he was, so
they hastened home to pop it, though cook-
ing is strictely forbidden during study
hour.
When the matron came home she smelt-
ed the smell of popcorn, but she never
dreamed of the story about it. Upstairs
her bad little mice were stuffed full —
satisfied that they had "put something
over" on her. But now — did thev, after
With Apologies to Russia
Girlsky, boysky, cornsky, moonsky,
Girlsky, boysky, heapsky, spoonsky,
Kissky, hai'da, hugskuich,
Ra/nsky, bamsky — roadster in the ditch.
Papa Loves Mama
Popa loves mama,
Moma loves men;
Mo ma's in the graveyard,
Popa's in the pen.
Two dazzling eyes
With a baby stare,
Two ruby lips
And shingled hair;
Two dancing feet,
A shoulder sway,
A rippling laugh,
A vamping way;
A crowd of men,
A social swirl,
And there you have
The college girl.
— Selected.
Hear and Their
Rackety [ Rack ! Is that the old school
bell tolling, or is it Marshall and Jimmie
Hurt rattling down to the station to meet
the freshmen? School has started, and,
oh boy, it's fun. Matriculation and dumb
greenies. "Seniors are so smart," says
Mabel Terry Sargent. I didn't recognize
her, she's so grown up. Formal opening
in chapel, with Mac and Virginia to-
gether out in front, and Rosa and De-
witt together up stage. Marion Joyce El-
rod, cousin to Warner Wilkes, asked if
Mr. Summar was the janitor. Rushing
has already started, and Dave Carson and
Stubby are sporting new buttons. Who
are the cute married couple, and who is
Emerson Maples? Gee! but he's hand-
some!
The first Sunday night, and dates are
plentiful. Alta Chambers has Jack Ran-
dolph on her arm and, freshmanlike, can't
see the need of a night watchman. Mil-
dred Fields is getting the rush at Crook.
Lessons won't be such fun after dates.
Chemistry has started for Monie Warlick
who never will pass lab., she says, be-
cause Harold doesn't like her, and like
begets like. Clubs functioning again; lit-
erary societies are boring once more and
teas are the order once more. Marion
Joyce has never been to a tea, so the
Chi O. Ome is something new to her, as
well as to Lillie Mae Finger. Kathrvn
Moore and Dot Graves, the true type poli-
ticians, are working already on the com-
ing elections. Oh, to be a politician \
Marshall is the president, and boy! will
he preside? He already makes talks in
chapel about pictures. Rah for the an-
nual !
Dorcas is no worse than usual, except
that they lock the door at seven A.M.
Milton Sanderson uses his head and slips
in at the south door. And speaking of
food and eating. Dr. Penick was caught
twiddling his thumbs at Faculty Club
while Mr. Mac was speaking, and Mr.
Heck was seen to peep when they said
the blessing at Dorcas. Rocky doesn't
have any manners this year and fights
over milk, and Son Taylor must never
have had any "rearing."
Football is swell with the new stadium
and with such backers as Sporty Tom
Young who said, "Pray for us to win. I
have ten bucks on this game." They beat
Murray anyway and were keen. Mrs.
Hollingsworth gave them a spread after
one of the games, and Mrs. Summar made
them a cake that looked like heaven. Dr.
Davis and Rutledge went up to the game
at Knoxville together, but Dr. Davis was
careful to drive his own car, having ex-
perienced accidents that the professor is
"good at."
And speaking of Dr. Davis, he asked
in the library for a joke book and told
the girls not to let any one know that he
had that kind of book out of the library.
Wasn't that a joke? Remember, it's a
secret. He doesn't want it known.
The Student Council is a rip-roaring
one again this season. Boy, when they get
in a huddle, it's all up with us. Wish
they could have caught Lucille Bowen
smoking Marshall's old pipe October 23.
That was a sight worth seeing. That Lu-
cille is one big case! She nearly spilled
the beans that same night when she was
dating John Keathly and came down-
stairs yelling, "I hope he doesn't come!"
And the poor lad was in the parlor all
the time and heard the sad words! Lu-
cille has a fur coat. "A horse! A horse]
Mv kingdom for a horse!" she told hei
dad.
The Home Ecces schemed a scheme and
had a party that cost money, but you
didn't mind spending it. Jim L. got a big
thrill out of running the b"oth, "Women
Only," and giving away kisses real and
otherwise, as you desired. Mrs. Summar
said she wished she had known it was
Jim L. in there; that she would have "up
and kissed him." Well, well I
Pop is on the job again and thinks the
funniest thing he has seen this year is
Elizabeth Polsgrove going to B. Y. P. U.
and church on Sunday night.
The janitor boys won't dust, and Mr.
Summar, Dean Prince and Marshall all
rush in frantically to clean up the chapel
when Dean Hoskins arrived to speak.
Chapel prcgrams haven't been as bad as
usual this year. The one rating the most
applause was the Campus Revelers, revel-
ing with the sax and the drum. The
faculty who were away at conventions
missed a most interesting entertainment.
Our president was even seen to keep time
to the music with his fingers.
Chemistry is taking the hill, and one
morning all Crook was awakened when
the sharks there arose at 3 A.M. to
study. Miss Bell was much annoyed that
her beauty sleep was thus disturbed. The
dear girls are quite nice to Miss Hefley
because she sure does know how teo work
"them there" problems.
Little Everett couldn't sleep on the way
to Louisiana for fear he would miss some-
thing, never having ridden on a Pullman
before. Nate made a social error or two,
but got by with them. Dodd College must
be some place, if reports are true.
This is a lot of bolonv I I wish I
really knew how to write like Parks and
Don can. Gee, but they can write I
Weighed and Found Wanting
The horrid truth is this, Annice,
You've gained three pounds, or maybe
four,
And so I'll try and make it clear
That I don't love you any more.
Tee Cee Hoppv.
Dieting
Lettuce and toast,
Lettuce and toast,
Take off the fat
Where you have it the most.
Doris O.
Powerful Personalities
Shortv Bowen.
Baby" Elrod.
Parks (Strut) Tigrette.
Wealthy John Tigrett.
Liz. Polsgrove.
Kitty Ivy.
St. Elmo George.
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Marshall Black, Editor
Jim L. Harris, Hits. Mgr.
LEST WE FORGET
UNION UNIVERSITY
Jackson, Texxessee
May 2, 1932.
Student Body
Union University
Jackson, Tenn.
Dear Students:
We wish to extend our thanks to you for the honor you have
bestowed upon us in trusting us to manage the 1932 "Lest We Forget".
We wish to thank you for the splendid cooperation shown by the
Student Body to the Staff. Without this it would have been impossible
to publish the year-book. As you probably know, the Annual this year
was published under very difficult circumstances, due to the depression
of business conditions here, and to the agreement of The Chamber of
Commerce not to advertise in College Annuals, it has been very difficult
to obtain sufficient revenue from this source.
Also, we wish to thank the Benson Printing Company, and
especially John T. Benson, for the aid which they have rendered us this
year. Furthermore, we wish to express our extreme appreciation to the
Packard Automobile Company for their cooperation in the use of the
art work in this book.
To work on the 1932 "Lest We Forget" has been a pleasure to
each member of the staff. Our Annual is a memorial of this College
Year. Save it, and in the years to come it will furnish you with many
hours of amusement and pleasant memories of our College days. We
have done our best; if you are satisfied, our purpose has been achieved.
Sincerely,
Marshall Black, Editor.
Jim L. Harris, Bus. Manager.
MB:MA
THE LEST WE FORGET
A hat to fit every purse,
A style for every girl,
And a hearty welcome to all
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LEXINGTON INN
142 Lexington Avenue
Sandwiches of All Kinds
s 9198 H. N. WEBB, Prop.
Compliments
of
MRS
. MICHAELS
SHOPPE
BEAUTY
210 N.
Church
Phone 2757
Compliments of
McKinme Shine Parloi
108 North Liberty
Let's Go to the Tea Room
For Lunch!
Blue Grotto Tea
Room
(Sublette Management)
Take Her to Sunday Dinner
FRATERNITY, COLLEGE, AND
CLASS JEWELRY
Commencement Announcements and
Invitations
Jewelers to the Senior Class of
Union University
L. G. Balfour Company
Manufacturing Jewelers and
Stationers
ATTLEBORO, MASSACHUSETTS
Irvin Harris, Tennessee Representative
WOOTTEN STUDIO
For Everything in
ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHY
Kodak Finishing
209 NORTH LIBERTY
COMPLIMENTS OF
MARINELLO BEAUTY SHOPPE
MRS. J. D. CATHEY, Proprietor
Phone 2020 215 N. Liberty
THE LEST WE FORGET
LIBRARY LUNCH
ROOM
H. C. ADEN, Prop.
Steaks, Lunches, Short
Orders
HAMBURGERS, 5c
Corner Church and College
Keep Your Body in Good
Physical Condition
SEE
"Smittie" — Tumbling, Boxing,
Wrestling, Dancing, Etc.
Smith's Health Club
Market and Main
Phone 2284 and 2261
VANITY BEAUTY
SHOPPE
PERMANENT WAVING A
SPECIALTY
First National Bank Building
ALLANS, Inc.
Beautiful
SHOES— HATS— HOSE
For Women
109 North Liberty
Mr. Dunn (in Astronomy Class) :
"Can you tell me the name of a star with a
tail?"
Harry H.: "Yes, sir, Rin-Tin-Tin.
'
* • *
Mrs. B. Flowers (to Mrs. Stripli
ng) : "This dining table goes back to Louis
Fourteenth."
Mrs. Stripling: "That's nothing.
My whole sitting room suit goes back to
Montgomery Ward's on the fifteenth.
THE PERRY TEA
ROOM
Cordially Solicits Your Patron-
age for Luncheons, Banquets,
and Dinner Parties
Compliments of
NEW SOUTHERN
HOTEL
Home of All Union Social
Activities
m^m$
THE LEST WE FORGET
THE MOORE STUDIO
Featuring All Branches
of
PHOTOGRAPHIC ART
FINE ARTS DEPARTMENT
Oil Portraits, Ivory and Porcelain
Miniatures
215 NORTH LIBERTY
Barney Flowers: "Not a day passes that my wife doesn't show her incompat-
ability."
Mr. A. C. Webb: "Ain't it a crime the way women dress now days?"
James Payne (at T. K. O. Dance) : "Where in hell have I seen you before?"
Stranger: "I don't know. Where in hell have you been?"
And there is one about a Scotchman who died and left several million to the
wife of the Unknown Soldier.
Polly, when the Dean calls you in his office, BE NONCHALANT— if you can.
Jim L. believes in preliminary love for practice.
What do you think of it, Marion, Doris, Annice and others?
He: "Your kisses are like pearls to me."
She: "I thought you promised to drop her long ago."
Sister (to little brother) : "Spell necking."
Brother: "N-e-k-k-i-n-g."
Sister: "That's wrong."
Brother: "I know it; but thev say it's lots of fun."
THE LEST WE FORGET
B. AND B. DRUG
COMPANY
DRUGS, SODAS, AND
NOVELTIES
The University Corner
Fre
Five Points
Delivery
Phone 140
DIXIE
CASTLE
5c HAMBIRGEKS
Tw
o Locations fc
r Tour Conven
iei
ce
Free
Delivery
Pho
ae
1444
The Baltimore Tavern
ROOMS-
—MEALS
PARTIES—
-BANQUETS
Special Su
lday Dinner
206
W, Baltimore
Phone
2880
"Give me a kiss and I'll be happy."
"For how long?"
"As long as you can make it."
She was only a fisherman's daughter,
hut she had a line of her own.
"City" W. : "Titty, when you be-
come a doctor, how do you intend to
make money?"
Titty: "In the Stork market."
Logan: "Do you believe in clubs for
women ?"
Little Parks: "Yes, if kindness fails."
Newt (day after T. K. O. dance) :
"Well, how did you find yourself this
morning?"
Logan: "Oh, I just opened my eyes
and there I was."
Dot G. : "What is good for chapped
lips?"
Fridae: "Keep them away from other
chaps."
Corsages
Cut Flowers
BRUNLEYS
FLOWERS
426 E. Chester Street
PHONES
1100
2850
R. C. WESTMORELAND
Jeweler
208 E. Lafayette Street
JACK'S BARBER SHOP
212 N. Church Street
HAIR CUTS, 25c: SHAVE, 15c
All Other Work in Proportion
Ladies' Work a Specialty
JUST TO SAY
THE FIRST
BAPTIST
CHURCH
Is Always on the
Side of Union
University
THE LEST WE FORGET
SOUTHERN COAL COMPANY
Incorporated
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
MINERS AND SHIPPERS OF
COAL
INSURANCE
Fire, Life, Automobile
Health and Accident
H. L. TOWNSEND
504 First National Bank Building
Phone 867 Jackson, Tenn.
Jim L. :
"There
has been some
thing
trembling
on mv
ip for a week.
1
Doris:
"So I r
ave noticed.
Why
don't you
shave it
off?"
*
* *
Thev call him
Label because he
sticks so
:lose to
the bottle.
*
* *
Being a
ble to p
av a saxophone
isn't
so much.
A cow
can make the
same
noise and
give mi
Ik besides.
COMPLIMENTS
OF
Union University Book Store
Supplies ana Service
Owned and Operated
By
STUDENT ACTIVITY ASSOCIATION
THE LEST WE FORGET
UNION UNIVERSITY
Jackson, Tennessee
Founded 1842
CO-EDUCATIONAL
A four-year college with a remarkable history of achievement as
attested by its many successful alumni in all walks of life.
A school which puts quality above quantity.
Recognized and accredited by a great many graduate departments
of larger universities.
Member of American Association of Colleges, of Liberal Arts
College Movement, and of Tennessee Association of Colleges, on
approved list of Southern Association of Colleges and Secondary
Schools.
COURSES OR DEPARTMENTS
The regular courses in the College of Arts and Science : English,
Mathematics, the Sciences, Philosophy, Bible, Sociology, Greek,
Latin, French, Spanish, German, History.
OTHER DEPARTMENTS
Education, Fine Arts (Piano, Voice, Violin, Expression, Band
Instruments), Home Economics, Theology, Pre-Medical, Pre-Law,
Pre-Engineering, Commerce, Extension, and Correspondence.
GREAT SUMMER SCHOOL
For Catalogue and Other Information
Address:
A. W. PRINCE, Acting President
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