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THE broa:dcastsr

Founcled in 19^4

Published, by the students of Liberty Union High School

Brentwood, California

Issued on the second Friday of each school month

Yearly subscription $1,00, single copy 15^

Vol. II Wo. IV January 15, 1926

STAFF

Editor in Chief Susan Wilder

Associated Editor ---Emily Bailey

Business I/Ianager Lov^ell Griffith

Soliciting I'lanager Cecil Woolley

Literary Reporter Laura Hammond

Society Reporter ' Amorette Crawford

Nev/s Repor te r Ivfeidale in 0 ' Meara

Exchanges Charles Cogswell

Associated School Notes Reporters

Senior Reporter Frances Diffin

Juni or Reporter Melba Cake bread

Sophomore Reporter Rendall Burroughs

Freshman Reporter Malbor Crandell

Alumni Reporter Jennie Cooper

Sports Reporter ?.fe.rgarot Hevey

Art Edi tor Fritz Ohms t e de

Associated Art Editors Audrey Laipyle

Loretta I.iinta
lv!;,'-rtle Vortu

Jo]{:e Reporter Vivian Chastely

Cartoonist Cynthia Burroughs

Stencil Com...itte

Chairman L!iarian Morchio

Jennie Cooper
Frances Diffin
Laura Hammond
Vivian Chastek
I'lelba Acrey
Sara Barr

(Literary Adviser) Miss i.i. E. Rov/e

ADVISERS (Publication Adviser) Hiss S. 3. Anderson

(Art Adviser Miss V. J. Pcrow

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HOV/ THE STUDZjjTTS OF LIJ^^RTY UITICf: HIGH SCHCCL
PIT^LISH TKb BROADC^.STI]R

Vi/'e have been asIiecL several times hov; \¥e pulDlish our school
paper. The task is not so great, because the staff-members
respect one another's rii2;hts, and have their part of the v/ork
done on time. V/e have no "loist" person on the staff. Everyone
has his department va^itten up on tim.e.

The staff members are chosen by the Student Affairs
Council from the student -body at larv'i,e. This manner of ap-
pointm.ent makes the paper belong; to the student-body and not to
some Oxie depe.rtment in tlie school.

The Broadcaster is published the second Eriday of each
miOnth, The various s.rticles for the next edition of the paper
are acceptable a ".Yeeh after the la;it edition is published.
These a,i' e wr i 1 1 e n b y t n o ap p c i nt e d r e p o r t e r s .

The nev/s and sport re"porters are ^cjiven more time to v/rite
their articles in order tha.t hiappenir^js up to the last possible
minute majr be entered.

The business manager a".id the solicitinr^ manajer worn to-
gether. The business m.ano,gor takes care of the buying of the
SLipplies and other business matters concerning the pa,pei~, v/Jiile
j the soliciting manager secures advertisements and subscriptions

for the pa"i:)er. '

The art depr.rt:-."ior.t clrr.v/s the advert i senent s , the illtistra-j
tions, and the feature pictn-res. The cartoons are drawn hy a
special cartoonist. All of the v;orh is done gradually and
systematically. The cover designs are subraitted by members of
the s t Lid e nt -body.

The associate-editor receives the rou/rhly \7ritten articles
and helps the editor in a general way. The associate editor is
a "roust-abcut-boss". He miist fit in the many places v/here
help is needed the most.

It is the task of the editor to direct the work, and he
is held responsible for the final laake-up of the paper.

The stenciling department does a very important part, and
that is the typing of the articles on the stencils. These are
placed on the mimeograph, v/hich is operated by hand pov/er, and
the paper is printed page by page,

V/hen the printing is finished, the pages are placed on
tables in the order in which they occ-jj? in the book. The staff
members then go aroimd the tables in lines taking one page from
each pile. In this way each covj is collected. The pages of
the copy are straightened and are placed in the covers, l^Tow
the last touch, the stapling of the pages to^;cther, is given.
At this point the magazine is ready to go into circulation.
From two hundred to three h-andred copies are assembled in this
manner for the second Friday of each month.

Do we dislike the work on the paper? JIo. V/e like it. It
helps to bring the classes of the school together. It lessens
whatever friction there might be between the Juniors and the
Seniors, This is true in the other classes, too. V/e like to
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work together. It str^:7n..-:;tLens our friendship ties ap we bear

the minor trials together < ITo one mernuwr of the staff has to

stand 3.ny mistake or hardship alone.

Hov/ Goulu '\Xi:j oriG t^crcon oarr;/ out such a pla"'' ^lone?

Onl5'' the UAGGption,il -person could do it, ar^d perhaps then he
would have some difficulties. Our coopor.itive staff is makin?
the BKOADCAFTEH a succeco b;/ standing by each other, and b.y be-
in-^ strongly united.

vVe students .are workin.j not only for our pleasure, but for
a definite aim — to accumulate i surplus ibove our expenses in
order to add to the Gymnisium ^..''ur*' . It is the desire of the
student-body of Liberty Union Hi3h School to get a ,GYTMASIUI.I;
so we are doing our part to expand the coveted fund.

The New Year has come. vVo made no resolutions, but it is
our hope to make the paper bettor and better.

Vi/e extend our best wishes to you for a brip;ht and prosper-
ous New Ya.,ar.

S.W.'26

PHANTASY ON TIME
Let us pause a space while all about us are heralding in
the New Year with merry frolics, and dra\/i/ a piature in our
minds of this mysterious, unconquered force--Time. v/e see in
our ima.^ination a majestic, ivory throne tov'ering aloft to the
heavens md upon it is seated -m a^ed, sorrov/-worn-raan-~the
Old Year. Yet, in spite of all the toils of humanity, his
countenance is lighted with benevolence, which increases as he
slowly draws to his 1 ip i young Bibe. The long white locks
min2:le with those of the innocent, smiling child's; the one
as hoary as the vi/inter, the other is fair as the Spring. V/hat

confidenoG ic in thit cwc-ot youn'i; face raiced to the ovor-
iind erst and in^ veteran — one cp in of Time,

Slowly he speaks, and in thv awosomo silenoc ho ccerns an
ancient -nrophet of God whose words are the lessons that Time
for ages has taught. With genial and sympathetic voice he
counsels gravely with the Babe; recounts the problems which
will be most likely to confront him, and points out his own
past errors. Then gradually the fading eye lights, the ex-
pression changes from despair to hope — to hope for this, the
Baby Year. His voice rises with animation as he encourages the
infant thus: "Look to each day, for it is Life — the very es-
89no« of Jiife. In its brief •ouarse lie all the varieties and
realities of your existence. The Bliss of Growth, the Splendor
of Beauty, and To-morrow are only a vision. But To-day well
lived makes ev^jry yesterday a dream of happiness and every To-
morrow a vision of Hope. Be then unafraid to face Time, and
may thy brief era of life be even more successful, more fruit-
ful than mine. "

His voice sinks low; his bont figure droops; gradually
he lapses into a profound sleep, Prom the Heavens a white
cloud drifts to the throne, and unseon hmds °rather up the
lifeless form.

It is gonc--on3 Ycir of Timc» ind still beneath th it
throne of the Baby Year rests the world a'-'/aiting the fulfill-
ment of the vision of Tomorrow,

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FORGET-¥:i-i:OT

It is a warm, sunsliiney day in early sprir.g. The sun's
bright rays have even penetrated to the usually gloomy, dark,
narrov/ Gtreets of Hev/ York's tenement district.

On the sidewalks, yes, rind even in the streets dozens of
children are playing, dancing, laughing and singing.

Little Pierre is oh, so happy. See him jump and shout.
He joins hands with his playmates and dances joyfully to the
strains of an old hand-organ. To these little sons and
daughters of all nations it is the music of angels.

All during the spring and sui^mier months little Pierre
plays and sings.

Nov/, hov/ever, the days are shorter pnd colder, and very
little brightness visits this district. The children do not
play on the streets novi/; they stsy at nome, and sometimes it
is so hnrd to keep warm.

Poor little Pierre is cold, cold; will t?.e spring and
sunshine not come soon? See, he sits by the window, and gazes
longingly at the lonely street. He glances across at the
home of little iviaria, his dearest friend. '.Vhat is that in the
v;indow? Oh, a plant with lovely Ijttle blue flovveia^; the
forge t-me-r>ot, is it C'^'lled?

"Oh, grindmothcr," cries Piorro, "it liet the spriri'^ his ;
oomc; SGO tho wondorful flowo:;: only in sprinpr does it blossom*"

But 1I1G4 tholTG ire still m my d lys before sprinc^, md

when it docs come, ivhere is our bright, hippy little Pierre?

Oh, he ivic s_o cold ho could not wiit, but went to join the m-
gols in thit L md where it is Eternil Sprin??;.

"D^l spreon? oes noire but oh, di joy

Ect GCE too lito'i

He WIG s_o cold, ny 1goi:1i boy,

Hw no could vviit . "

by Jwnnio Cooper

,THS Tx^AGEDY 0^^ All INDIAN MAID

There once wis m Indian mi id,

v\/ho wis vQxy timid md ifriid.

Her f ither v/is chief, ind ilso <?;uide.

He dressed in feithers i.nd buckskin hide.

One diy while wrilkinQ; throuq;h the v/ood.
On the bmk of the IVibish her English lover stood
He wis till md hmdsome , md rither tinned,
From Winds ring throuoih this unknown Imd,

She stood there so beiutiful md griceful,
v'\/ondering ii her lover v/ould -^Iwiys bo fiithful.
She bid him good bye v-rith 1 he^rt full of sorrow.
He WIS returninsr home on the morrow.

The birds wore whist linn* 1 pretty song.
The bees kept bus7A ill diy long,
But Winoli -would sit diy by diy,
Gryinx, md pining her hcirt iwiy.

One diy while witching 1 boit come to shore

She s I'.v one person m.d one more,

It WIS hor lover, yo^, her lover.

v\lho WIS thit with him? Ho not his mother;

It v/is his wife, his wn doir wife;

Whit WIS there now for her in life?

She stole iwiy like 1 thief in the ni ^ht ,

;>/mdering home with 1 look of fri^iht

Sneiked into her tent, md with 1 look of gloom,

She slipped into h^r wedding dress,

For her there wis to be otornil rest.

by Blmche Pl^a.mley

THE :^LUE
YofiTQ 1.30 When robbere wore 1 terror to the hi^ihwiys of
England, a party of .'gentlemen -and Indies wils travelin^: by coich
to London. As they becime better icquainted, they fell into
Gonvers^tion; and it was quite natural that their tali: drifted
toward robberies, and what should be done if the coach were
attacked. All were quite nervous, especiallj^ one gentleman
who had with him twenty pounds. A lady more calm than the rest
suggested that he hide his money in his hoots, a bit of advice
which he acted upon at once.

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f^ot many minutes later the robbers actually appeared. The
door was thr ov/n open and a masked villian demanded money.
Thereupon the lady spoke up promptly and said, "You will find
what you want in that gentleman's boots." Off came the boots
and away vvent the robber evidently satisfied with his find.
v*'hen asked to explain her seemingly unpardonable conduct, the
lidy declined for the time, but invited ill the passcisgers to
dine with her the following evening at her London home. After
dinner she would explain to thoir complete satisfaction. This
invitation was accepted though all were highly indignant, es-
pecially the nervous gentleman 'who had lost his twenty pounds.

Thus it happened that the next evenin^r brought together
the small group of six it the home of the lady who had revealed
the hiding place of the twenty pounds. Even the nervous victim
was present.

Before dinner they renewed their acquaintances. Curio-
sity was more visible than before amon^ the ^roup. Still there
ivas evidence of nervousness in the "gentleman".

ii'ollowing the announcement of dinner the 'guests wore ^jivon

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their plaoGE it the tabic. Hints were ?^iTen diirins the dinner

Gonocrnin-'; the subject -ibout which they had come to learn.

xhe hostess assumed in air of hospit-able disposition
throuQihout the dinner up to the time of dessert. Addressing
the "^entleinan" aliO said, "Mr, E^i^^m, I h'lve boon on your triil
for over two months, md hive it last satisfied my curiosity
as well IS that of the 'Scotland Y-ijrds Ac^ency'. (G-isps of
horror wore heird from all directions of the table.) Havin^^ i
pretty certain conception of what your prank would lead to, 1
had arranged for this hold-up. The supposed robbers were mere-
ly detectives in disquise. vl/e accuse you of stealing the
twenty pounds from J.Irs. Hrithway while she was at a tea at the
Hotel Gooil."

F^gan viewed the french doors that led to a balcony. He
shoved his chair away from the table in his attempt to escape.
As he tried to force his way into the darkness outstide, he was
seized by armed detectives from Scotland Yards.

by Alice Lloyd

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Mother dear, I'm so glad you're here,
He-ir when the day is dark and drear.
And when the sun is shining bright,
v'y^hen all the earth is dimmed by ni9:ht.

Mother dear, v/hen from school I come,

1 come to see my best pal, my chum.

I love to see you, and, oh, when you smile;

It seems as though coming home is worth v/hile.

At night I kiss you, on e;oinP! to bed.
You tuck me in and pat my head.
In the morn when I -i.vake, mother dear,
I find that you're just twice as dear.

by I!-ijorie Veale

L SUITABLE 1^01 IE
ty Susan V/ilder

How, Heddy Linnet had
found, and shovm to his ^/ife ,
fel hollov/ apple tree c^nd a hole
in a fenoe-rail, either oi"
which he thought v/ould make a
plettsant place in v/hich to
live .

But since neddy's wife ,
was very particular and v/anted
to live near the farnhouse, he
must find a suitable location
for a house near the f^^rmhouse
Many places v/ere sug[:ested ty
Keddy or his wife, hut the far
sighted little tirds found
something wrong with, each lo-
cation.

Reddy Linnet snent many
busy moments about the out-
buildings of Fc^rm.er John's
ranch. And since Linnets are
never so happy ^vS when they
are huntiiig a pluco for a
nest, Keddy v;as very joyous.
He hopped and climbed and
fluttered to his hodrt's con-
tent, loohing into a hundred
different holes und cracl:s.

Every ■)0EsiblG place Wc-s
either too big or too little,
or too high or too low; or it
w^s v/here the rain would beat
u^jn it; or m^ybc it vjc^s so
situated thc.t the Cc.t coulu
thrust her o^w inside; or old
Busy Hound could steal the
eggs and tear up tjio nest.

Any wr y , oy ' r " r pr) ro -i r i ? o e ^
n 0 0 1: hci 5. some ci i- <. . v/b c. c fe , an c ? 2 '' cl ¥
wondered v;hat he Wc-s to tell hisj
v.'iic, wlio w^.s waiting down in i
the Ock-tioe in the Green Pa.s- I
turo . iill ut once he came upon j
the finest pli...:;e in the v/orld i
for a house tlic^t he had ever {
seen. Oiiq quicVc look through
the small round opening that led
to it wus enough. I

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He knev; right av/ay that his|
search was ended. So he hurried'
back to the old Oak-tree to iind|
I.Irs. Roddy and tell hor the freed i
news. j

"I've found the best snot i
for a house in all the ncighbor-j
hood I" ho cried, as ho dropped j
down beside hor and hopped about i
in his excitement. i

"Arc you sure that it is in!
a good nc igliborhood? You kr^ov; j
that I camo from a very aristo- i
cratic family, and I must live
in a location th-^t I will not bo
ashamed of when my family or my
friends come to visit us,"
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little pair hastened tov'ard
the farmhouse apple tree. And,
to Reddy's delight, the mo-
ment his v/ife saw what he hc?.d
found, she said at once that
it was exactly the sort of
house she had alv/aj'-s hoped to
nave, some time.

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V/hy is bread liXe the
s"U-n? (Because it is net li^lit
till it rises. )

V/hy is a watch 6.og big^^er
by nifjht than day?
(Because he is let out at nighl
and taken -in by day.)

\Vliat is the funniest name
in the world? (Minnie ha ha.)

In what place are two
heads better tha.n one? (In a
barrel. )

V/hat is the last thing you
take off before going to bed?
(Your feet off the floor.)

How do bees di.spose of
tteJr honey? (The^y put it in
COT: 03 and sell (cell) it.)

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V/liat runs in and out
From uno.er fovjc hat,

Q,ui elver than you
Can even say, "Scat?"

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For nany years we niive been gaming a wider and better
fame as a bookshop of the hi/^hest character » That fame has
been built only through years of careful service and a belief
that we are right; that California needs and will support a
shop of the right type.

And during these vears we havn come to be one of the
showplaoes of the Bay Region--as a shop which will leave you

a definite m.emcry of your visit, o;
best and newest booics of every sor-

having: seen a host of the

Get in touch with uu ; tr^ our service. If you want to
know the price, or date, or anythinf, about any bool£--or if
you want a book: suitable for finy pirrnose, we can meet your
wants and will gladly sap^:ly any inf orm.iLion , V.'hen you are
m the Bay Region, step into the shop. You are sure" of a
cordial welcome and a pleasant visit.

THE S^^THI^R r^TE BOCH SHOP

2235 Telegraph Avenue

Berkeley, Calif.

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j\^ev/ Yea.r's'Eve v;.?s the
e of many [^ay f^tes 'I'-ncT
es in e.nd aboiAt the tov.n .
students re;^'Ort th = t the
e held at the ha.ll in
cy v:?G very ciij oy..-.ble .
I'e^N Year's Eve v;^s pIso
v:ith a, rollickinp; ■-^ooc'
in the Odd Fellow's F?ll
^Ton. The Few Yopr v;p g
Ided v.dth Ipuf^htf^r and
rity .

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Mr. 5-!'rnr-s, 3. traveling
m^n who visits our Hotel twice
3. month ,r;8,ve a, p--rty, with tne
aid of his gr lends from Oahlanu
and San Francisco. A deli.e;h.t~
f ul , well-pl?nned e:-.tertain,.;:eiit
was given during the evening.
At midnight :-> supoor v;=,c serv-
ed; then follovjed a fevj hours
of dancing. 3rentv/ood Hotel
W'S alight with m::r:.imGnt that
evening .

iuiss Ruth Baxter, a
charming hostess, presided
ov^"-r a ter given '^t her home on
Friday ^i'ternocn, January 1.
I.i i s s 3 ax ter a 1- e 0 g a\" e i p -^ r t y
on Saturd-^iy night, Jmu-ry '^ .

The arincipal entertain-
mi e n t oZ S 9, t u r d •^.y e v e v. i n ,^' ' s
narty wr.s da/ncing. Since
mp.ny of her friends do not
d.^nce, she gave a tea for tham
on Frid-'Xy afternoon.

A-fter the tea., c.rdr =inu

lovely g-^mcs were plpyed v/hich
v;ere e^" joyed by '^11 those
^resent .

When -^11 were assembled
Saturday night, clever little
programmes were handed ^-^ round .
Tac I'adio w-s chen G-..rn^-Ji en
■'■nd soon all were dancing to
t h e ".lu n i c b r o - d c 9. s t e d b; y X . Cr . 0 ^

Later in the evening a
t "'. sty, deli c i o u s r u ■ri e r wa, s
served, ->fter which the dinner
:jr^ r t ne r s d inc e d t o p'e u'^ e r . Th e
P'-xt'/ f'aily continued until
1:30,. and v/as enioyed by the

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C^IPCH 3AZAAR
The llethodist Church at
^•rentwood, held a very success-'
:^ul bazaar at the Legion H^ll,
lecember 13, whore during the
c^y da:nt3'' "^'^6 n.seful C''"'rist-
mas gifts were sold. Durine
the noon hour, ^. hot lunch vr-'S
served to the school children.

In the evening the Ladies
Aid served a. c"feteri^, suD"aer
which the community -attended
a.r d : n j oy c d . Af t e r th e pupj^e r
there v;as a s^alendid local-
tale '. .1 1 p r o g r a m^ .

Am. ang the entertainers
were:

Lin'c ^-eiselmir.n, who' ga.ve
a. s ax aph 0 n c solo, a cc omp ■> nrc C. "d

G-lr. (iy G Sull i vr. n .

Lois Rirncr gc.vo c. very
clovor imitation of c. stuttor-
in '^ <"''i p1

"^•!i^/cc.rl AblDott and Ifrs .
Sullivan sang a duot.

The Spanish cln'o gave a
far^.v/cll surprise party for
William Baxter, who left for
Los .ingeles, ^n Thursday even-
ing, January 7 .

The evening was spent in
playing games, dancing, and.
then a light suj.;per v/as served
Idany of the members had tricky
games and stunts which added
a good deal of mirth to the
evening .

Each class as Sornisn I,
Spanish II and Span:^sh III put
on a stunt consisting of songs
and instrumental selections.
Vivicnne Lavere, v^ho was home
at this time and Lin:: Geiselman
played for the dancing. Every-
one was in high spirits and
put forth his best to show
"Bill'' a good time before he
left Liberty Unicn High School.

CALI^ITLivR

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The Girls' Lo'^gue is giv-
'.n cntorti-inmOiit on Satur-

day evening, February 13, They
are planning a one-act farce
a ad a short musical nuinber,
after which we shall dance
until twelve, Wc want everyone
to come and spend a J*<lly even-
ing v/i th us. Vfatch for the
date, M-rch 27.

JUITIOR ;^-ROI.i

The Junior Prom is going
to bu just fine. The com-
mittees are v/ orl:ing very hard
to uiake it a success. V/e v/ant
everyone to help us, I' larch 15 .■

JJ'DIZS' All)

The Ladies' Aid at
Brentwood will give a "School
Children's Lunch" at the
I.'ethodist Church on January 28.

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Start the iiGiv vear right
by making the whole lo.nily ha;p-
py because they ccn -'ave cakes
or cookies v/henever they v/ant
them. 'Toothsome c.ainties are
not so hard to mrke as some
\)eople believe. Just get a
smile on your face and go into
the kitchen. There proceed, to
try some new recipe. It is
really- fun to try out new re-
cipes just to see if you can
m. ke something good.

Most children
scones. Here is a
recipe for Pruit S(

relish
very good
;ones :

cux:>s flour
teaspoons
cup sugar
teaspoon salt
tablespoons butter
other fat
cup choptped
raisins, or
fruit
cup milk

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tablespoon melted butta:

teas'ooon cinntmon

ikinr^ ""^owder

or

fruit (date
some other

I

1
_i
s

(This makes ten scones)

Sift f 1 our , b ak ing p ov^d e r

and salt toprether. Gut

sugar

in butter with knife or rub
v/ith tips of fingeis, -idc

=in'- beaten

m

GG6
i:: t ho roup n-

fr-iit. Mix mill

and add slov\rl3r, Ai

ly. Turn out on floured boa:'''d

and roll to ^ inc h t h i c Izne s s .

Gut into scpiares of about 4

inches. Brush one half of each

p^quare v/ith bu.tter, s^or inkle

P/ith a lit
fold over,
about 15

oven

mmu'ces.

PUT'I BALL JOUGHhUTo
f'ost c oughnuts made at
horn:: ^.re grecSD soaked, but if
this lecipe is followed closely
the^ v/ill not be greasy-.

1 cup sugar

2 c,;;gs

1 tablespoon melted butter
£: cup milk

2 her.ping teaspoons bak-
ing pov/der

flour enough to roll, salt

and nutmeg

Place all the e.bovc ingred-
ients together. Add the baking
;o 0 wd a r to some f 1 o ur ; beat all
mitil very light. Tbon make
into t he d oug b nut s , and c o o Ic
in very hot grease u^itil a light
brown.

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OrCAM PUIT'3
eggs

cup butter
cup boilin;2 '-'s/c.
r eu":ib ilour

mix
is

Boil ^.va t c r a nC: butt e r ,
in flour while this m.ixture
still boiling and boat mitil
mixtrnx) is smooth. Gook 3 min-
utes, and Vv'hcn cooled rdd the un-
beaten eggs (one ^t a time),
^laoe small spoonsful of the
ough on buttered tins an^ cook
or 25 minutes. If the -.^niis arc

removed trom the oven too
soon, the;,: v/ill fall.

V/hon the puffs arc coolod
mak.:) an incision in the side
of each puff and fill each with
whipped cream or some other ao-
sirod filling'. _

POR SOME FUIi
If you want to have some
fun v/hen your friends come in
for the evening, just think of
this recipe, and have something
sv;oct as v/ell.

2 cups brov/n sugar

i" cup of boiling water

1 tablespoon vinegar

2 tablespoons butter

Place this mixture on the
stove and cook until, when
tested by placing some of the
candy in cold water, it v/ill
crackle and be crispy.

V/hon cooked, place in a
butter Dd plate until coolod;
then the candy is ready to pull
until it becomes too stiff to
pull cjiy longer. At this point
oat it.

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DATE BARS
(Recipe S5 years old)
L cup sugar
2 unbeaten eggs
I cup sifted flour
1 cup cut-up datosfston-

TO REMOVE SCORCH
k cloth wet in diluted per-
oxide and laid over scorched

pots and dried by a moderately
hot iron, will remove every sign
of scorch.

When poaching eggs, add one
tablespoon vinegar to the boil-
ing water. This prevents the
eggs from boiling to pieces.

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Mix well, turn into greas-
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in moderate oven. When cool,
cut in 25 bars 1-^ inches by 3
Inches .

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It is with great pleasure
that the exGhaiiges otre re-
ceived by the Broadcaster
Staff. The mail is v\/atched
for the exchanges to arrive.

/

The Broadcaster is de-
lighted to add the following
exchanges to its list:

The Ora.nge Peal

'"■ocdlaiid, Clifornip

Anderson Hi Hews

Anderson., California

Hi Ti.T.os

Lincoln, California

HioH oCHOOL u::iii^0ij: j'o..

'xu.j 0^.1x0 of the l)i>.dlo Hi
h<.vo riao^otod the niddy raid sliirt
Lin i form dross for school.

The boys of Ji.^^lo h.:vo
adopted the '":iiddy and je.ni
uniform costume.

Liberty c o n^n' .i t u 1 r- 1 o r.
Jiablo on the uniform costume
olan.

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Exchange

>^ j^ ,,> N. >, >t=- ^ •r'- ¥• t^ ^ ^

A youth, a bootC,
A l.iss, .1 lool:,
Booii's noglocted,
FlunV: ' s expect od .

Ex. THE JIABIO

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You cm w.'uider in the
[united Sti.tos, but you have to
Ti.G High School A..chor \ c^o to Italy to Eomc
Anchorage, Alaska

Tlie An..l., ^n

Seb.-LStapol, C^ilif.

The Di..clo

Concord, Caifornia

All of the high 3chool j
o^aoers hr.ve ;i spirit in
conimon. Th<.t spirit .md aim | 3hi_p of the'Analy High is
is the oesire to raise the j shown in ,;lmost every article
stand in.,^ of each of the high |

schools. I oho: "I can't st.nid

! kC is sing."

Tae exchmiges are one of Ho: "Sh.r.ll wo find n

the few compensations ..raong^ j aerit?"
the Staff 'o many trials. ThOj
exGhan,Tes help to develop '

The s-oirit of goodfellow-

Exchcinge
F.'irmer: "V/ho's in that

■^'''- /atcrmolon pcitch?"

jrood- fellow ship beo\.'wen the

man"'' hi;Th schools. It oiingsj -Wc

wiaely le-oaratod schools irto! J. \;, "^^ust us water-

ciose%ontact, p - melons." THE A.JALYAN

The Anchor, of AixChorige,
Alisl:-a is 'in All-Araorioin Ili^h
School piper. It ic t. 3:re-at
ple-is-ure to Liberty to -^xchans;
with them. xhe students of
Anchor-i^e hive been taking the
intelligence exarain-^ti ons sent
out \ij S-c-^.nford which ^oes to
ehow thit althou.-^h they live
'mmy miles 'vwiy, their interes
ire in common with ours.

O 1

ts:

The auilifi Git ions of
elo;^ibility to the school hono;..
roll list is very high, so thit
only those who worl: get on the
honor list. TLis is 1 very
o-ood T^lin. It helps to ruse
the intellectuil stmdird of
the school.

HO'// TO l.ILL A SCHOOL

PUBLICATION
1. Don' I "boy one--hrrrow
just "be 1 sponger.
E. Look up the idvortiser^
tnde with the other fcllovj;
1 chump

one

ind
he

3. IlQver h^nd in inj news
items, ind be sure to criticize
everything ,in the piper; be i

c ox c omb .

4. Toll your neighbors the
piper is going down-hill every
diy; be i pessimist.

5. l\i you cin' t hustle ind
miko the riper .i" success — be i
corpse. ---"Le Sourire,"

(Sxchm^c — :^hG Anchor)

,7h.»t does this word spell? |

I
.?-olt too tired to study,
L-ost my lesson on the w^y to

school .
U-sed up ill my prour,
lT~o, my locker vron't oneno
Z-new it once, but hive for-

gotten,

T:^:.. Ped'ir^^hite)

;uil: "Ld you serve fish

here'''"

v/...iter'. "Certainly, we
citer to everyone,"

(S:, Hi Times)

>t; -^f- >K * * =t< >i< =1« =t= * * -^^ * ^ * 'f

Riy: "H^ v;ho 1 lu^rhs list

liuT:hs best , "

'Scoot: "Ycth, md he v/ho
1 lughs first gets the point I"
.(EAchnngeo )

DATE Oj^ RTAIII^ORD EXAMS. IS
CHAHOEL
^Elcrcifter ill students v/ho
intend to enter Stintord Uni-
versity IS freshmen will not
hive to wait imtil August to
tike the entrmce eximinitions ,
The dite his boon chinged to
Februiry md the students se-
iectod will be admitted subject
to their citisfictory comple-
tioA of the school yeir tmt
remiin* .

The eximinitions will be
c-iven it Sicnmcnto during thit

h

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month i,nd iny student 'vi sli ln=r
to enter Stanford maj;^ teil:e triun
then. oimilir exarainitions
■//ill be p:iven at intervils bo-
forc the opening of the fall
s ome s t e r .

fNcWs Ii.em Ey^chan.^e)
The Oranc^G Peal)

"Does the world

"When my dad

"Your dad?"
"Yes. he is a

■^-acher
move?"

^reshie
tells it too

Toacher

-h'^rosLihie
traffic Gop."

(Ex. Or-in.'^e Peal)

x^l^ESFxl-IAN IN EIIGLISH
"I — vtfho wrote Scott '23
Ivanhoe?"

(Ex. And oX con Hi. )

The Echo is no arranged in
every way that it holds the
reader's interest and causes

him to read on and on.

SAD 3T0HY
lie: "If ycu refuse me, I
will die."

She refused him, and he
died 60 years later.

(Ex. E. U.K. S, Echo,)

Tom J. : "I heard that
Gladys turned j^ou down, last
night." ■■

Harry G.: "Sotmething like
that. I 'dsked if I m.ight see
her home, and she said that she
would send mo a picture of it."
(E;i. The Broadcast. )

Alice: ^^C-xn ho trip the
light fantastic toe?"

B-irney (-i real girl):
"Trij- is right."

(Ex. The Broadcast.)

uE v^ELCOLIE EXOHAHGES

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EXPERT 'VATCHlNvn-PR & JEV/ELER
A] L won: DONE PROI.rpTLY AND
vGlJ/\RANTEED. LADIES' AlT) MEN'S
CLOTHES GLEANED AND PASSED
ORDERS T^VNEN FOR MEN'S SUITS
PROM MOST RELIABLE HOUSE IN
CHICAGO
L'EVi LOCATION OP;^^CSITE DRUG STORII

CALIFORNIA

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scllS visitors

Miss A-ina'belle G/v;, a .^
lormer teacher e/c LiberL-'oy, was
recentl;;- a visitor hero. It
seeiiecl ^■ooc'. to seg.lier again*

William Gr.ncle, at one
ti'ie a stu.clerit cf Liberty Hij^h,
v..'-.itcd scliool ■ T'^Gontlv .

! be ver^^ at oractivo to wcu
' students . The schcols from

wLich tiic two new students ca.ne

f rori are :

Arline Cc'.r son- -To clinical Hi^ii

s cii 0 0 1 , at C c . !■: 1 a nd ♦

Albert Zi-_}i--Hitciicoe'_: Military

Aca dem;;,'" , a t ^, San Rc.f a e 1 .

Jraiuary ?^o tJie lative Sons

at one

:■>. ETward E.:ni_^
t:-...ie a teacher et ?J.J?ert;, ,
j sjent !Tev; Year's Da;/ at 'the
none ol irofessor Idsh.

J'' c cue 1 i no L :. v-i s , a i o m
er sta-ient of Liberty, and
resident of Brentv/ood, has aiov-
cd to Li ttsbur^;, aii^re she Y:il]
ataend schccl._ . ,

Tae L. U, E. 3. ,^irls
nave started vrej.rina; tiieir
uniforms. It certaL.nlv in-
creases the f:^ne an;.-) ear a. nee of
the high school.

T-e £,-irls at the Aihambra
Ilijh, at Ltirtincz, liCye dso
started uniform dross .

01 iiyron are

b

iviUiS; a dance.

It wil]. be '^. t the hall in B'^'ron.

The Juniors of L* Ui 11, S
will hold their annual Junior
"^rem, i larch 3.3, 19£6. xt will
be held at the ,^Hi|^h_ ichool .

LLLThS
Ralph he idem, the son of
ih'. u. ho^dorn of Lone Tree,
died at Liartinea, Jenuary 5,
192b.

Lrs. H. he idem, of hni;j;ht-
sen, nassed a\/ay in I^an Fran-
c:.r;eo, Ja^M-ar'.- 5. 1926.

:!rs. li. Carey, of Byron,
i who was an old resident there,

died at her aau^hter

Lome at

■iiss Lvelrii Rj->-la nd, fcrm-^
erly a langua^ie teacher here
visited Lira. C. lioO'_;rs, last
Sunoi^.y.

Iv'iss Florence Jordan,
formerly an En^^jlish teacjier at
Liberty Union High ScL.ool is
no7/ teaching at Fremont High
S c hf^' 0 1 1 n Oa h'J.a nd .

V'e have twc new students
at our school, Arl^ne Cms on,
end Albert .iipf. Both are
So mt^mcres . Libert" seems to

H:

.hlan d, January b ^1926

Science

The G-eneral Science class
has made a \X)nderful discovery.
It has discovered the eanse of
tne heavjr fog, but as yet hr-.s
not foui-:d a \;ay to elimi.-ate it.

The Chemistry class of L.
U. H. S, undur L!r. CalJr. ghan
Y\,-..z been :jaL:ing lye. The class
hopes to go jiito the busLnoss,
Le v/ish the maabers success.

LANGUAGES

The Spanish class has
formed a club. They have al-
ready had several interesting
meetings .

The French classes have
been planning to start 9 club
for some time. You will hear
from them before long.

COMRiERCIAL

The Typing Classes, under
the supervision of Miss Ander-
son, have been having keen
individual competition. The
Underwood Company has already
given out many medals.

The lucky recipients are:
i.Iarian r.Iorchio--silver emblem.

Rachel Veale--Bronze emblem
Helena Keeney--Certif icate

Amorette Crawford- -Cert if icate
L. C. Smith awards are;
Vivian Chastek--Bronze pin
i.Ielba Acrey- -Bronze pin

SEWING

The Sewing Classes under
the supervision of Miss Perov/
arc planning on having an
exhibit later on in the year.
Tne girls are doing splendid
v;ork and it is guaranteed that
the exhibit will be well worth
while. You can't afford to
miss it.

******

Hi!^!?'^ SUCCESS TO THE PROLI .
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FRESIiMEN

The Freshmen have not done
raLich lately, but have been de-
voting their time to ctudy.
The Basket Ball season is star-

* It soypcd rcthor hard at first,
jbut nov. we're getting used of it

Our President and Business
Manager arc already "back in the
and have given a hot
:o stai't the year right

harne s s , "
do s sale

3 3

turn out to root for their teanj
The Freshmen will give all the |
support they can to tbe school o
They wish the school and all of
the people of the community a
very happy and prosperous l;ev>?
Year.

SOPHOMORES

The Sophomores sales are
in a general state of inactiv-
ity due to the fact th:it the
Juniors are preparing for their
Prom.

Held
s cho
and
Soph
in h
grer.

nave
on a

One of our mexiibcrs, Pred
orn^ Pias been absent from
ol because of tPie sickness
death of his brother. The
omore Class sent a wi'oath
1 s memory , and symp a t P: i z e s
tly with Fred for his loss

Many members of the class
be::n a.bsGnt froiu scPiOol
ceo -j.nt of colds..

Sickness has buen th-O cause
of a great many absences in our
class. Consequently, wo have
not been as active as usual.
\"/e arc hoping for sunshine and

more pep„ '

Happy New Year to all,

SENIORS

The Seniors had a meeting
and decided to givti. a Senior
Stunt Show to raise money to put
over our Senioi' Play in the
right wav. The Shov/ ^/vill con-
sist of several snappy stunts.

The Senior Flay is going
to be more of the colonial type
than the i^sual m.odern play that
is giA^en.

One morn^hig when thu Sen-
iors oamc to scl'^ool^ th^y open-
ed tPj-e door of rdieir m.aior room,
aiid Dc-noid, tiiCi-o vvas one of
th^M" r c.lussinatos , Marian ])::orcP-ia,

A new^ girl m-ember h.as joini-
ed the SopPioraores, and from-
wPj.at we P^ave learn-,jd fi^om Per
she intends to stay.

JUNIORS

School routine has bcffun

vVitP

ric

r hair bobbed. SP.e was

one of the f^w girls who de-
clared that tP.ey would never
nave bobbed Jir.ir.

1

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gain, and

vv e

re oack

work, I

Gornldinc Sliwrm-^n is ^.t"
t end in? the .'/g stern Norni.-l
Scliool^in Bv^rkoley.

Alveretta H.-.^uilton spent
the week-end of the 9th with
Juliet ^"^irpo in I^nightGcn.

Willma Dainty. ':..nd her
mother, , Mrs. Ell-t)ninty., .^r.
now settled in their new home
in Berkeley.

an automobile accident some
months ago, hcs been compelled
to return to the infirmary on
account of an infection in one
of the cuts on his face.

Elivra Holway spent Nev/
Years day in Oakland.

1 2 1 f f T f-vrf 1 n • V a r. mar r i o d
lan December 19 to Emmett Vitt
at Carmeli The young couple
will make their home at Dos
Palos for the presents

^elen Jansse spent the
Christmas and New Year holi-
days with her parents in
Brentwood,

Angelo Bailey, Ray Hous-
ton and Vivienne Lavere, all
of the University of Califor-
nia and members of the class
of '25, were school visitors
I recently. They are all de-
i lighted with college life, but
couldn't resist a little visit
at L. U. H. S.

Arthur Somerholder is
working on his fathers ranch
at Knight sen.

Henry Sellers is working
at El Centre, in the imperial
Valley.

Henry Kar3?ej?^J£ho. met with

Ferd Hoffman and Norma
md hor___ i Mackenzie, daughter of Judge
Mackenzie of Martinez, have
announced their engagement.
The date for the wedding has
not been set.

Ray Houston was present
i at the Epworth League _.A13.iance
; held at Brentwood on janaary

i 10 »
i

j After a long illness

Mildred Gann is able to resume

j her studies at the Western

j Normal School.

i Dolores Sanders, who has
I been ill for about a month has
j returned to her work at the
Bank of Byron.

Clarke Erov/n is working
for E. L. LIcClelland of Brent-
wood.

Letters or news from our
Alumni or their friends are
always v/elcom.e.

'V'/e are interested always
in knowing what Liberty's re-
cent students are doing.

Have you anything of in-
terest concerning Alumni ? If
you have, send it in. We can
use it.

'^;

\-m -X J ■ '-' - :*•' 't'.' ^ii ?

BOYS /-TliLETICS

Two practice games have
been played with the Knightsen
Farm Bureau team. We lost in
both games: , the first to a

14 to 12 score, and the second
to a 22 to 14 score. A third
game vv^as played January 12^
the score of which v/as 18 to

15 in favor of Liberty.

This game was won d, a
one-handed backvvard goal made
by our "Kenny Boy",

The Knightsen was as
follows;:

Arthur Somerhaulder-C.
Elm.er Minta-R. F.
Aubrey Lawrence-L. F,
Joe Cecchini-Ro G.
Carusoe Cardoza-L.G,

Our first league game
was played on January 8, with
Antioch. Both our teams were
beaten. The score of the
first team game being 14-7
and the second team game 8-16
The first team game v/as some-
what spoilen. by intentional
fouling; otherwise both teams
played well. The v/eather was
very cold, consequently the
team had a hard time warming
up .

The next league game
with Concord v/ill be played
at Brentwood, today^ J-^.nuary
15, Come and watch us wipe
UD the g:''ound with them.
(Nothing like being optimis-
tic).

Genius almost always
comes to the deserving. Lib-
erty has some baseoall games
to win in the coming season .

It has been reported to
this department that the coach
of the Baseball teams has in
view a good pitcher for Lib-
erty. Our pitcher has one of
those left-handed swings that
few pitchers have, and the
kind that few batters ever
get used to. We need not
make prophecies as to vifhat our
TO it Cher will do for us. When
the time comes, he will show
us what he can do for Liberty.

Liberty extends a hearty
welcome to Alo^ rt Zipf, our
pitcher. Vjo hope he will
like our school.

GIRL'S ATHLETICS

Arline
land is novif
of our best
ers.

Carson from Oak-
enrolled as one
basketball play-

Due to the cold and fog-
gy weather, L. U. H. S. Girls
B.^isketbaD.l tuara has not beer-
having basketrall practice as
usual. As soon as the weathei
clears up, wc intend to start
the season with earnest prac-
tice.

As has ooen stated be-
fore, there will be no more
League Games. How. vcr, we
may play friendly games with
the different schools of the
county, and w-j all hope so.

A COLE BACK

Kendell Burroughs on see-
ing a small dog v/ith very long
ears said, "If that dog does
not vvatoh out, he v;ill tri;::» on
his ears."

Oliver Henas : "Something
like you, Sendell."

iiOi? ubED TO BLira CAunous

It was rainy and Kuth
Baxter roae hoine on the Cius ,
V/hen she v/as getting off, Lena
l:oia said, "You're not useci to
getting off of this hus . "

As she stenped on Lee
Buck's toes he said, "Ouchl
I ' 11 say your not . "

A N2V/ SOKT or

How much did phil

Hov; much does CI

How many eggs cou

Or

Wliose grass did

V/hat was it made

' fwas V/cxshington

i^he would Tacoma,

spi

Of a Baltimore ,

You Gall ilinneapo

V/hy not Annapoli

If you can't tell

why

I'll cet fopeka,

V/ho was it lent IT

V/h.en he ivas near

Could I'oah build

Ark

If he had no Gut

GEOGKAPLTY
adelphia, ?a?
eve land, 0.?
Id Lev/
leans, La.?
Joolin, :iO.?
CliicuffO, 111.?
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lis , ilinn. ,
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the reason

Zan.
ashville ,f onn.
ly broke?
a Little l\ oc\i ,

hrie, Ok.?

'.Vould ban Prancisco, Cc^l. .u cop

Bee vaiE e 0 1 1 u nv/o- , L- . d o i e ?
For tlio' my Portla.nd, He. did

love ,
I tiirev; my Portland, Ore.

JOOD HP.AbOL

At a College exa-mination a
professor asked, "Does the
question embarrass you?"

The student re-olied, "Lot
cct all, sir, not at t^l. It is
quite clear. It is the answer
th-.t botliers me'."

/.T TAbT

"A' hear th-.t -^our 'wife is
de..d," Sr..id S'.ndy to his f rienc .

"Aye," reoliod Donald,
"hrie slippit .-w,^' on Mond^.y."

"L. 'm sorry to he.^r thc,t.
'./hen ib the funer.^l?"

"Lext llonday."

"Lext ■fond ay?"

"ves. It's like tliis,"
ans'-erod Lonuld , "The duy we
were m.^rried she si^ys tu,e me
'Pon^.ld' , S:;.ys she, 'you . nd mie
will hae :. nice quiet v/eek to-
.Tether', • ^nd , b;.ndy, "'e'rc
get tin' it now."

BLTTEH THAL THAT
City Fellow: "b.y'. Is

th:-.t bull s.d'e?"

Pais t ic : "" /ell, he's .-.. lot

Scifer tlain you -.re I"

"''n:...t m.^kes that nolicca-.n
so f.u'?"

■'Too much tr,.ffic jc,m.."

LIONLY vVAlITED
'^Brudrcn," said a d'lrky
minister down on 'i plT,ntation,
"Brudron, I'g ^ot -i -.Cive-dollar
SGrnion, an' a tvvo-dollar sermon
an' 1 onG-dollar sermon, an'
I want die hero indolicato auJ-
ience to take up a collection
as to which one of dem dey can
afford to hear.

NOT :0 3E DONE

JiK iiired out to a farmer
to plov/. n/hen the horses
started, he said:

"Here, how can I hold this
plow when there 'o two horses
pulling it away from me?"

yi/ROIIG Dli^EOTIOII

I'asEen.ger : ( on a steamhoat
during a dense fog) "v/hy have
we stopped?"

Pilot: "Too much fog.

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the river.

Passenger: "But you can
see the stars overhead."

Pilot: "Yfcfci but until
the bilor busts we ain't going
that way. "

JHEPJ: his ii^AMILY ■')AllE .j^ROM
A party of tourists wore
discussing the Darwinian theo-
ry. One of them turning to the
guide said, "And v/hat , my
friend, do you think of the
matter?"

"'.V.^;ll. Sir." s-.id, the
uide, "You gentlemen may all

have come from apes, but as for
mo, I can say that my folks
came from vV ales. "

PHESCHIPTIOIJ AND ?

A physician was c
on to see a seamstress
indisposed. Ho inquir
her health, and she re
very appropriately:

"'Well, it'fe ^jout
doctor, but seams wors
and I have frequently
in the side . "

0?hc doctor hemmed
felt her pulse, and sa
would soon mend.

A rooster nte a bumble bee
It v/ent to his equator

And stung his li'l tummy-tee
He' not so srlad he ate '^r.

UN

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who felt

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^,i the lowest pricey

o u\/ -for Cc^ sh
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Ani\och> Ce[\/f.

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We »i ake ij\\{ owY]

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.lUblG HATII POV/LK
A young couple v;ere seated
in the parlor. I'hey had tiio
jazz orchestra hat it. The cook
in the kitchen dropped a pan
full of dishes vi/ith' a terrible
crash.

"bhall we dance?" askod the
young man, politely.

TEOUaUT IT 7/AS PAIIT OV THL GALIE

. Two golfers sliced their
drives into the rough and v/ent
in search of the tails. Their
fruitless marchings to fend fro
■.'ere closely otserved ty an old
lady, with kindly and sympathet--
ic eye. As they v/ere at out to
o'ive up in despair she came to-
v/ard them.

■'I hope I'm not interru^t-
ini,," she said, "out would it

oe cheating if I told you where
they a.re?"

SIICET TETHSR
"Oh, Doctor, Benjamin

seeixis to be v^anderinf^-'^in his

mind I" said his wife'.

Doctor: (who knov/s Benjamin]

"Don't trouble about tha
can't [w far."

He

ISR Sl^TlETIL^ART

Lady: "Mary, I do not a'o-
prove of your entertaining vour
sweetheart in the kitchen."''

Eary: "V/ell, ma'am, it's
very kind of you, but he's too
shy to come into the parlor."

AS P^AR AS KZ Y-3j:lT

A gentleman sD.ipped on the
top stair of the subway and
started express for the bottom.
"'•la ] f v/a y d o wn he collided with a
lady, knocked her off her feet
and the tv\/o continued the jour-
ney.

After thoAr reached the
bottom bhe lady, still dazed,
continued to sit on the gentle-
man's chest. Iiooking up at her
politely he said:

I go.

Tadam, this is as far as

TEE DIFFIlREIICS
'Twixt the optimist and the

pessimist
The difference is drol]. :
The optim.ist sees the doughnut
V;T:iile the pessimist sees^'the

w.w. nrntm

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wltH ca^sh prices

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TIMES

iCUT

Some of its Features ■
2-:^age Colored Comiz Flivver Sam--Gorrect English

George, The Boy Reporter Horo.'jccpes The Fashions

Live Editorials

Hews From A],l Over Tnc Di-jtrict

i^^lways Boosting

,0.50 a Year

Including Fiee Gopy of the Great Development

Edition, to be Issued in 1927

Byron, California Diablo Valley

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TWO T7jO.

An old lady av:ay 6o\Nr\ in
Virgin!?, vj;i,a c.nxiou3 "to go "30
T':"^ ^ K i n ''^ 1 0 n an c h !.■ r r v 1 n ^ to the
railroad staoxon, she as^^ed
the tijainman, "v';hat is the ,.^-
next train to Washington?'*

The tro.inman a little
excitedly said, "'T'v/o tv;o^ Tv/o
t vvo ■ I "

And the old lady, either
witty or still hopeful of in-
fori:;ation, asked hiin, "Be you
the whistle?"

VERY TIRED
First Minister: "I
preachpd to them tv/o hou.is

i'and't-venty uiinutes ."

I Srcor-d kininter: "'A'hy,

I .;;e r e n ' t y ou av;f ui ly tired?"

Rirct Llinister: "ITo, hut
ou ou^ht to have seen the
jcon^iregation.

I AGRl^iTD WITH RIM.

Emerson lent a copf of
jpiato to cne of his Concord
jneir-hbors. V^.en he returned
I the hook, Eire r son asked hRn
hoA7 he like a it.

''Riist rate," said he,
" Thr t fell G w , Fl a t o , h ■^. s ^o t a
lot of iCiY ' id'_"es' . "

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THE ADMIRAL'S NAJiS
Lladara: (addressing her ne^;;

butler) "John, how would you

address a Baron?"

Butler: "Your lordship,"
Madam: "Hov; would you

address a Baroness?"

Butler: "Your ladyship."
IVIadam: "If you y;ere to

serve an Admiral, how would you

address him?"

This stumped the butler,

but finally he replied: "Your

flagship, "

A COIJTRAST

The curate was trying to
teach the significance of white
to a Sunday-school class,

"^Tiy," he asked, "does the
bride desire to be clothed in
white at her marriage?"

\Vhen no one answered, he
explained, "l/Vhite stands for
joy, and the wedding day is the
most joyous occasion of a
woman's life,"

Then a small boy asked,

"V/eTil, why do all the men wear
blacJr?"

SLOW MOTION PICTUHE
"Oh, pa, see the statue
they're putting up," said Billy,
pointing to a figure on a
scaffolding,

"That's not a statue, my
'son, that's a bricklayer."

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FOR YOUR JEWELRY WEED '\IVE RECOMMEND

"CASH JEWLERS"
403. E. Main Stockton

They have recently adopted a policy which meets with the
approval of most out of town customers. Their new policy is
a strictly cash system. This enables them to sell at a great
discount.

You can buy from them at the following discounts-

Diamonds 10^ ^_,-^--"^'^^ \

Any make of silverware \0% C''^r-^ ^J\

American made watches for ladies ^v_y -::::^^^

or gentlemen \b% ^r^-^^^^/^T

Parker and all other makes of pens DP ^>>I)\

and pencils \Q% \\ v\

All other jewelry 10^ \\ V]

IT WILL PAY YOU TO VISIT THEIR STORE WHEW YOU ^^=s^
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