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THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP 
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Copyright, 1871, 1872, 1875, and 1882, 

Bt HELDS, OSGOOD & CO., JAMES R. OSGOOD & CO.. 

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THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP. 

There was commotion in Boaring Camp. 
It could not have been a fight, for in 1850 
that was not novel enough to have called to- 
gether the entire settlement. The ditches 
and claims were not only deserted, but " Tut- 
tle's grocery " had contributed its gamblers, 
who, it will be remembered, calmly contin- 
ued their game the day that French Pete 
and £[anaka Joe shot each other to death 
over the bar in the front room. The whole 
camp was collected before a rude cabin on 
the outer edge of the clearing. Conversa- 
tion was carried on in a low tone, but the 
name of a woman was frequently repeated. 
It was a name familiar enough in the camp, 
— « Cherokee Sal." 

Perhaps the less said of her the better. 
She was a coarse, and, it is to be feared, a 
very sinful woman. But at that time she 
was the only woman in Roaring Camp, and 
was just then lying in sore extremity, when 



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she most needed the ministration of her own 
sex. Dissolute, abandoned, and irreclaim- 
able, she was yet suffering a martyrdom 
hard enough to bear even when veiled by 
sympathizing womanhood, but now terrible 
in her loneliness. The primal curse had 
come to her in that original isolation which 
must have made the punishment of the first 
transgression so dreadful It was, perhaps, 
part of the expiation of her sin that, at a 
moment when she most lacked her sex's in- 
tuitive tenderness and care, she met only the 
half-contemptuous faces of her masculine as- 
sociates. Yet a few of the spectators were, 
I think, touched by her sufferings. Sandy 
Tipton thought it was *' rough on Sal," and, 
in the contemplation of her condition, for a 
moment rose superior to the fact that he had 
an ace and two bowers in his sleeve. 

It will be seen, also, that the situation was 
novel. Deaths were by no means uncommon 
in Koaring Cainp, but a birth was a new 
thing. People had been dismissed the camp 
effectively, finally, and with no possibility of 
return ; but this was the first time that any- 
body had been introduced ab initio. Hence 
the excitement. 

" You go in there. Stumpy," said a prom. 



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inent citizen known as ^' Kehtuck," address- 
ing one of the loungers. " Go in there, and 
see what you kin do. YouVe had experi- 
ence in them things." 

Perhaps there was a fitness in the selec- 
tion. Stumpy, in other climes, had been the 
putative head of two families; in fact, it 
was owing to some legal informality in these 
proceedings that Roaring Camp — a city of 
refuge — was indebted to his company. The 
crowd approved the choice, and Stumpy was 
wise enough to bow to the majority. The 
door closed on the extempore surgeon and 
midwife, and Boaring Camp sat down out- 
side, smoked its pipe, and awaited the issue. 

The assemblage numbered about a hundred 
men. One or two of these were actual fugi- 
tives from justice, some were criminal, and all 
were reckless. Physically, they exhibited no 
indication of their past lives and character. 
The greatest scamp had a Raphael face, with 
a profusion of blonde hair ; Oakhurst, a gam- 
bler, had the melancholy air and intellectual 
abstraction of a Hamlet ; the coolest and 
most courageous man was scarcely over five 
feet in height, with a soft voice and an embar- 
rassed, timid manner. The term " roughs " 
applied to them was a distinction rather than 



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a definition. Perhaps in the minor details of 
fingers, toes, ears, etc., the camp may have 
been deficient, but these slight omissions did 
not detract from their aggregate force. The 
strongest man had but three fingers on his 
right hand ; the best shot had but one eye. 

Such was the physical aspect of the men 
that were dispersed around the cabin. The 
camp lay in a triangular valley, between two 
hills and a river. The only outlet was k 
steep trail over the summit of a hiU that 
faced the cabin, now illuminated by the ris- 
ing moon. The suffering woman might have 
seen it from the rude bunk whereon she lay, 
— seen it winding like a silver thread until 
it was lost in the stars above. 

A firjB of withered pine-boughs added so- 
ciability to the gathering. By degrees the 
natural levity of Roaring Camp returned. 
Bets were freely offered and taken regard- 
ing the result. Three to five that " Sal would 
get through with it ; " even that the child 
would survive ; side bets as to the sex and 
complexion of the coming stranger. In the 
midst of an excited discussion an exclama- 
tion came from those nearest the door, and 
the camp stopped to listen. Above the sway- 
mg and moaning of the pines, the swift rush 



THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP. 13 

of the river, and the crackling of the fire 
rose a sharp, querulous cry, — a cry unlike 
anything heard before in the camp. The 
pines stopped moaning ; the river ceased to 
rush, and the fire to crackle. It seemed as 
if Nature had stopped to listen, too. 

The camp rose to its feet as one man ! It 
was proposed to explode a barrel of gunpow- 
der, but, in consideration of the situation of 
the mother, better counsels prevailed, and 
only a few revolvers were discharged : for, 
whether owing to the rude surgery of the 
camp, or some other reason, Cherokee Sal 
was sinking fast. Within an hour she had 
climbed, as it were, that rugged road that led 
to the stars, and so passed out of Roaring 
Camp, its sin and shame, forever. I do not 
think that the announcement disturbed them 
much, except in speculation as to the fate of 
the child. " Can he live now ? " was asked of 
Stumpy. The answer was doubtful. The 
only other being of Cherokee Sal's sex and 
maternal condition in the settlement was an 
ass. There was some conjecture as to fitness, 
but the experiment was tried. It was less 
problematical than the ancient treatment of 
Romulus and Remus, and apparently as suc- 
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When these details were completed, which 
exhausted another hour, the door was opened, 
and the anxious crowd of men, who had al- 
ready f owned themselves into a queue, entered 
in single file. Beside the low bunk or shelf, 
on which the figure of the mother was starkly 
outlined below the blankets, stood a pine 
table. On this a candle-box was placed, and 
within it, swathed in staring red flannel, lay 
the last arrival at Roaring Camp. Beside 
the candle-box was placed a hat. Its use was 
soon indicated. " Gentlemen," said Stumpy, 
with a singular mixture of authority and 
€x officio complacency, — " Gentlemen will 
please pass in at the front door, round the 
table, and out at the back door. T^em as 
wishes to contribute anything toward the 
orphan will find a hat handy." The first 
man entered with his hat on ; he uncovered, 
however, as he looked about him, and so, 
unconsciously, set an example to the next»_ 
In such communities good and bad actions 
are catching. As the procession filed in, 
comments were audible, — criticisms ad- 
dressed, perhaps, rather to Stumpy, in the 
character of showman: "Is that him?" 
" Mighty small specimen ; " " Has n't mor 'n 
got the color ; " " Ain't bigger nor a derrin- 



THE LUCK OF ROaHING CAMP. 15 

ger." The contributions were as character- 
istic: a silver tobacco-box; a doubloon; a 
navy revolver, silver mounted ; a gold speci- 
men ; . a very beautifully embroidered lady's 
handkerchief (from Oakhurst the gambler) ; 
a diamond breastpin ; a diamond ring (sug- 
gested by the pin, with the remark from the 
giver that he '* saw that pin and went two 
diamonds better ") ; a slung shot ; a Bible 
(contributor not detected) ; a golden spur ; 
a silver teaspoon (the initials, I regret to 
say, were not the giver's) ; a pair of sur- 
geon's shears ; a lancet ; a Bank of England 
note for £b ; and about $200 in loose gold 
and silver coin. During these proceedings 
Stumpy maintained a silence as impassive as 
the dead on his left, a gravity as inscrutable 
as that of the newly born on his right. Only 
one incident occurred to break the monotony 
of the curious procession. As Kentuck bent 
over the candle-box half curiously, the child 
turned, and, in a spasm of pain, caught at 
his groping finger, and held it fast for a 
moment. Kentuck looked foolish and em- 
barrassed. Something like a blush tried to 
assert itself in his weather-beaten cheek. 
" The d-r-d little cuss ! " he said, as he ex- 
tricated his finger, with perhaps more ten- 



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derness and care than he might have been 
deemed capable of showing. He held that 
finger a little apart from its fellows as he 
went out, and examined it curiously. The 
examination provoked the same original re- 
mark in regard, to the child. In fact, he 
seemed to enjoy repeating it. " He rastled 
with my finger," he remarked to Tipton, hold- 
ing up the member, " the d — d litde cuss !^ 
It was four o'clock before the camp sought 
repose. A light burnt in the cabin where 
the watchers sat, for Stumpy did not go to 
bed that night. Nor did Kentuck. He drank 
quite freely, and related with great gusto his 
experience, invariably ending with his char- 
acteristic condemnation of the new-comer. 
It seemed to relieve him of any unjust im- 
plication of sentiment, and Kentuck had the 
weaknesses of the nobler sex. When every- 
body else had gone to bed, he walked down 
to the river and whistled reflectingly. Then 
he walked up the gulch, past the cabin, still 
whistling with demonstrative unconcern. At 
a large redwood tree he paused and retraced 
his steps, and again passed the cabin. Half- 
way down to the river's bank he again 
paused, and then returned and knocked at 
the door. It was opfened by Stumpy. '^ How 



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goes it?" said Kentuck, looking past Stumpy 
toward the candle-box. "All serene," re- 
plied Stumpy. "Anything up?" "Nothing." 
There was a pause, — an embarrassing one, 
— Stumpy still holding the door. Then 
Kentuck had recourse to his finger, which he 
held up to Stumpy. " Rastled with it, — the 
d — d little cuss," he said, and retired. 

The next day Cherokee Sal had such rude 
sepulture as Roaring Camp afforded. After 
her body had been committed to the hillside, 
there was a formal meeting of the camp to 
discuss what should be done with her infant. 
A resolution to adopt it was unanimous and 
enthusiastic. But an animated discussion in 
regard to the manner and feasibility of pro- 
viding for its wants at once sprang up. It 
was remarkable that the argument partook 
of none of those fierce personalities with 
which discussions were usually conducted at 
Roaring Camp. Tipton proposed that they 
should send the child to Red Dog, — a dis- 
tance of forty miles, — where female attention 
could be procured. But the unlucky sug- 
gestion met with fierce and unanimous oppo- 
sition. It was evident that no plan which 
entailed parting from their new acquisition 
would for a moment be entertained. "Be- 



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sides," said Tom Ryder, "them fellows at 
Red Dog wauld swap it, and ring in some- 
body else on us." A disbelief in the honesty 
of other camps prevailed at Roaring Camp, 
as in other places. 

The introduction of a female nurse in the 
camp also met with objection. It was argued 
that no decent woman could be prevailed to 
accept Roaring Camp as her home, and the 
speaker urged that "they didn't want any 
more of the other kind." This unkind allu- 
sion to the defunct mother, harsh as it may 
seem, was the first spasm of propriety, — the 
first syxnpton. of L cs^.l 'ege/eraW 
Stumpy advanced nothing. Perhaps he felt 
a certain delicacy in interfering with the 
selection of a possible successor in office. 
But when questioned he averred stoutly that 
he and "Jinny" — the mammal before al- 
luded to — could manage to rear the child. 
There was something original, independent, 
and heroic about the plan that pleased the 
camp. Stumpy was retained. Certain arti- 
cles were sent for to Sacramento. " Mind,"' 
said the treasurer, as he pressed a bag of 
gold-dust into the expressman's hand,- 'the 
best that can be got, — lace, you know, and 
filigree-work and frills, — d — n the cost I ^' 



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Strange to say, the child thrived. Perhaps 
the invigorating climate of the mountain 
camp was compensation for material defi- 
I ciencies. Nature took the foundling to her 
i broader breast. In that rare atmosphere of 
A the Sierra foot-hills, — that air pungent with 
/ balsamic odor, that ethereal cordial at once 
' bracing and exhilarating, — he may have 
^% found food and nourishment, or a subtle 
^ chemistry that transmuted ass's milk to lime 
and phosphorus. Stumpy inclined to the 
belief that it was the latter and good nurs- 
ing. " Me and that ass," he would say, " has 
been father and mother to him ! Don't you," 
he would add, apostrophizing the helpless 
bundle before him, " never go back on us." 

By the time he was a month old the neces- 
sity of giving him a name became apparent. 
He had generally been known as " The Kid," 
" Stumpy's Boy," " The Coyote " (an allu- 
sion to his vocal powers), and even by Ken- 
tuck's endearing diminutive of "The d — d 
little cuss." But these were felt to be vague 
and unsatisfactory, and were at last dismissed 
under another influence. Gamblers and ad- 
venturers are generally superstitious, and 
Oakhurst one day declared that the baby 
had brought " the luck " to Roaring Camp. 



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It was certain that of late they had been 
successful. "Luck" was the name agreed 
upon, with the prefix of Tommy for greater 
convenience. No allusion was made to the 
mother, and the father was unknown. " It 's 
better," said the philosophical Oakhurst, " to 
take a fresh deal all round. Call him Luck, 
and start him fair." A day was accordingly 
set apart for the christening. What was 
meant by this ceremony the reader may imag- 
ine, who has already gathered some idea of 
the reckless irreverence of Roaring Camp. 
The master of ceremonies was one " Boston," 
a noted wag, and the occasion seemed to 
promise the greatest facetiousness. This in- 
genious satirist had spent two days in pre- 
paring a burlesque of the Church service, 
with pointed local allusions. The choir was 
properly trained, and Sandy Tipton was to 
stand godfather. But after the procession 
had marched to the grove with music and 
banners, and the child had been deposited 
before a mock altar; Stumpy stepped before 
the expectant crowd. " It ain't my style to 
spoil fim, boys," said the little man, stoutly 
eying the faces around him, " but it strikes 
me that this thing ain't exactly on the squar. 
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baby to ring in fun on him that he ain't 
goin' to understand. And ef there 's going 
to be any godfathers round, I 'd like to see 
who 's got any better rights than me." A 
silence followed Stumpy's speech. To the 
credit of all humorists be it said that the 
first man to acknowledge its justice was the 
satirist, thus stopped of his fun. " But," said 
Stumpy, quickly following up his advantage, 
" we 're here for a christeniug, and we '11 have 
it. I proclaim you Thomas Luck, according 
to the laws of the United States and the 
State of California, so help me God." It 
was the first time that the name of the Deity 
had been otherwise uttered than profanely 
in the camp. The form of christening was 
perhaps even more ludicrous than the sat- 
irist had conceived ; but, strangely en<iugh, 
nobody saw it and nobody laughed. ' "Tom- 
my " was christened as seriously as he would 
have been under a Christian roof, and cried 
abd was comforted in as orthodox fashion. 

And so the work of regeneration began 
in Roaring Camp. Almost imperceptibly a 
change came over the settlement. The cabin 
assigned to " Tommy Luck " — or " The 
Luck," as he was more frequently called — 
first showed signs of improvement. It was 



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kept scrupulously clean and whitewashed. 
Then it was boarded, clothed, and papered. 
The rosewood cradle — packed eighty miles 
by mule — had, in Stumpy 's way of putting 
it, " sorter killed the rest of the furniture." 
So the rehabilitation of the cabin became a 
necessity. The men who were in the habit 
of lounging in at Stumpy's to see "how 
* The Luck ' got on " seemed to appreciate 
the change, and, in self-defence, the rival es- 
tablishment of " Tuttle's grocery " bestirred 
itself, and imported a carpet and mirrors. 
The reflections of the latter on the appear- 
ance of Roaring Camp tended to produce 
stricter habits of personal cleanliness. Again, 
Stumpy imposed a kind of quarantine upon 
those who aspired to the honor and privilege 
of holding The Luck. It was a cruel mor- 
tification to Kentuck — who, in the care- 
lessness of a large nature and the habits of 
frontier life, had begun to regard all gar- 
ments as a second cuticle, which, like a 
snake's, only sloughed off through decay — 
to be debarred this privilege from certain 
prudential reasons. Yet such was the sub- 
tle influence of innovation, that he thercr 
after appeared regularly every afternoon in 
a clean shirt, and face still shining from his 



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ablations. Nor were moral and social san- 
itary laws neglected. "Tommy," who was 
supposed to spend his whole existence in a 
persistent attempt to repose, must not be dis- 
turbed by noise. The shouting and yelling 
which had gained the camp its infelicitous 
title were not permitted within hearing dis- 
tance of Stumpy's. The men conversed in 
whispers, or smoked with Indian gravity. 
Profanity was tacitly given up in these sacred 
precincts, and throughout the camp a popu- 
lar form of expletive, known as " D — n the 
luck ! " and " Curse the luck I " was aban- 
doned, as having a new personal bearing. 
Vocal music was not interdicted, being sup- 
^ posed to have a soothing, tranquillizing qual- 
/ ity, and one song, sung by "Man-o'-War 
Jack," an English sailor from her Majesty's 
Australian colonies, was quite popular as a 
lullaby. It was a lugubrious recital of the 
exploits of " the Arethusa, Seventy-four," in 
a muffled minor, ending with a prolonged 
& dying fall at the burden of each verse, " On 
b-oo-o-ard of the Arethusa." It was a fine 
sight to see Jack holding The Luck, rocking 
from side to side as if with the motion of a 
ship, and crooning forth this naval ditty. 
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or the length of his song, — it contained 
ninety stanzas, and was continued with con- 
scientious deliberation to the bitter end, — 
the lullaby generally had the desired effect. 
At such times the men would lie at full length 
Under the trees, in the soft summer twilight, 
smoking their pipes and drinking in the 
melodious utterances. An indistinct idea 
that this was pastoral happiness pervaded 
the camp. " This 'ere kind o' think," said 
the Cockney Simmons, meditatively reclining 
on his elbow, " is 'evingly." It reminded / 

N^ him of Greenwich. 

On the long summer days The Luck was f 
usually carried to the gulch, from whence 
the golden store of Roaring Camp was taken. 
There, on a blanket spread over pine-boughs, 
he would lie while the men were working in 
the ditches below. Latterly, there was a 
rude attempt to decorate this bower with 
flowers and sweet-smelling shrubs, and gen- 
erally some one would bring him a cluster 
of wild honeysuckles, azaleas, or the painted 
blossoms of Las Mariposas. ^The men had 
suddenly awakened to the fact that there 
were beauty and significance in these trifles 
which they had so long trodden carelessly j| 
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mica, a fragment of variegated quartz, a 
bright pebble from the bed of the creek, 
became beautiful to eyes thus cleared and 
strengthened, and were invariably put aside 
for The Luck. It was wonderful how 
many ' treasures the woods and hillsides 
yielded that " would do for Tommy." Sur- 
rounded by playthings such as neveip^hild 
out of fairy-land had before, it is to be 
hoped that Tommy was content. He ap- 
peared to be serenely happy, albeit there 
waa an infantine gravity about Mm, a con- 
templative light in his round gray eyes, that 
sometimes worried Stumpy. He was always 
tractable and quiet, and it is recorded that 
once, having crept beyond his " corral," — 
a hedge of tessellated pine-boughs which sur- 
rounded his bed, — he dropped over the 
bank on his head in the soft earth, and re- 
mained with his motded legs in the air in 
that position for at least five minutes with 
unflinching gravity. He was extricated 
without a murmur. I hesitate to record the 
many other instances of his sagacity, which 
rest, unfortunately, upon the statements of 
prejudiced friends. Some of them were not 
without a tinge of superstition. " I crep' up 
the bank just now," said Kentuck one day, 

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ih a breathless state of excitement, '^ and 
dern my skin if he was n't a talking to a 
jaybird as was a sittin' on his lap. There 
they was, just as free and sociable as any- 
thing you please, a jawin' at each other just 
like two cherrybums." Howbeit, whether *! 

creeping over the pine-boughs or lying lazily 
on his back blinking at the leaves above 
him, to him the birds sang, the squirrels 
chattered, and the flowers bloomed. Nature 
was his nurse and playfellow. For him she 
would let slip between the leaves golden 
shafts of simlight that fell just within his 
grasp ; she would send wandering breezes to 
visit him with the balm of bay and resinous 
gum: to him the tall redwoods nodded fa- 
miliarly and sleepily, the bumble-bees buzzed, 
and the rooks cawed a slumbrous accompa- ^^ 

niment. 

Such was the golden summer of Roaring 
Camp. They were "flush times," — and 
the luck was with them. The claims had .' 

yielded enormously. The camp was jealous 
of its privileges and looked suspiciously on 
strangers. No encouragement was given to 
immigration, and, to make their seclusion 
more perfect, the land on either side of the 
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they duly preempted. This, and a reputa- 
tion for singular proficiency with the re- 
volver, kept the reserve of Roaring Camp 
inviolate. . The expressman — their only 
connecting link with the surrounding world 
— sometimes told wonderful stories of the 
camp. He would say, " They 've a street 
up there in ' Roaring ' that would lay over 
any street in Red Dog. They 've got vines 
and flowers round their houses, and they 
wash themselves twice a day. But they 're 
mighty rough on strangers, and they wor- 
ship an Ingin baby." 

With the prosperity of the camp came 
a desire for further improvement. It was 
proposed to build a hotel in the following 
spring, and to invite one or two decent 
families to reside there for the sake of 
The Luck, who might perhaps profit by fe- 
male companionship. The««acrifice that this 
concession to the sex cost these men, who 
were fiercely skeptical in regard to its gen- 
eral virtue and usefulness, can only be ac- 
counted for by their affection for Tommy. 
A few still held out. But the resolve coidd 
not be carried into effect for three months, 
and the minority meekly yielded in the hope 
that something might turn up to prevent it. 
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The winter of 1851 will long be remem< 
bered in the foot-hills. The snow lay deep 
on the Sierras, and every mountain creek 
became a river, and every river a lake. 
Each gorge and gulch was transformed into 
a tumultuous watercourse, that descended 
the hillsides, tearing down giant trees and 
scattering its drift and debris along the 
plain. Red Dog had been twice under wa- 
ter, and Roaring Camp had been forewarned. 
"Water put the gold into them gulches," 
said Stumpy, t "It 's been here once and 
will be here again ! " And that night the 
North Fork suddenly leaped over its banks, 
and swept up the triangular valley of Roar- 
ingCamp. 

In the confusion of rushing water, crashing 
trees, and crackling timber, and the dark- 
ness which seemed to flow with the water 
and blot out th^air valley, but little could 
be done to collect the scattered camp. When 
the morning broke, the cabin of Stumpy, 
nearest the river-bank, was gone. Higher 
up the gulch they found the body of its un- 
lucky owner; but the pride, the hope, the 
joy. The Luck, of Roaring Camp had dis- 
appeared. They were returning with sad 
hearts, when a shout from the bank recalled 
them. 



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V 



THE LUCK OF ROARING CAMP, 29 

It was a relief-boat from down the river. 
They had picked up, they said, a man and 
an infant, nearly exhausted, about two miles 
below. Did anybody know them, and did 
they belong here ?. 

It needed but a glance to show them Ken- 
tuck lying there cruelly crushed and bruised, 
but still holding The Luck of Koaring Camp 
in his arms. As they bent over the strangely 
assorted pair they saw that the child was 
cold and pulseless. " He is dead," said one. 
Kentuck opened his eyes. " Dead ? " he 
repeated feebly. "Yes, my man, and you 
are dying too." A smile lit the eyes of the 
expiring Kentuck. " Dying ! " he repeated ; 
" he 's a taking me with him. Tell the boys 
I 've got The Luck with me nx)w ^^ and the 
strong man, clinging to the f r^l babe as a 
drowning man is said to cling to a straw, 
drifted away into the shadowy river that 
flows forever to the unknown sea. 



MUSS. 



CHAPTER I. 

Just where the Sierra Nevada begins to 
subside in gentler undulations, and the riv- 
ers grow less rapid and yellow, on the side 
of a great red mountain, stands " Smith's 
Pocket." Seen from the red road at sunset, 
in the red light and the red dust, its white 
houses look like the outcroppings of quartz 
on the mountain-side. The red stage topped 
with red-shirted passengers is lost to view 
half a dozen times in the tortuous descent, 
turning up imexpectedly in out-of-the-way 
places, and vanishing altogether within a 
hundred yards of the town. It is probably 
owing to this sudden twist in the road that 
the advent of a stranger at Smith's Pocket 
is usually attended with a peculiar circum- 
stance. Dismounting from the vehicle at the 
stage-office, the too confident traveller is apt 
to walk straight out of town under the im- 
pression that it lies in quite another direc- 



MLI88, 31 

tion. It is related that one of the tunnel- 
men, two miles from town, met one of these 
self-reliant passengers with a carpet-bag, 
umbrella, Harper's Magazine, and other evi- 
dences of ^' civilization and refinement," 
plodding along over the road he had just 
ridden, vainly endeavoring to find the settle- 
ment of Smith's Pocket. 

An observant traveller might have found 
some compensation for his disappointment - 
in the weird aspect of that vicinity. There 
were huge fissures on the hillside, and dis- 
placements of the red soil, resembling more 
the chaos of some primary elemental up- 
heaval than tibe work of man ; while, half- 
way down, a long flume straddled its nar- 
row body and disproportionate legs over the 
chasm, like an enormous fossil of some for- 
gotten antediluvian. At every step smaller 
ditches crossed the road, hiding in their 
sallow depths unlovely streams that crept 
away to a clandestine union with the great 
yellow torrent below, and here and there 
were the ruins of some cabin, with the chim- 
ney alone left intact and the hearthstone 
open to the skies. 

The settlement of Smith's Pocket owed its 
origin to the finding of a ^' pocket " on its 



82 MLI88. 

site by a veritable Smith. Five thousand 
dollars were taken out of it in one half -hour 
by Smith. Three thousand dollars were ex- 
pended by Smith and others in erecting a 
flume and in tunnelling. And then Smith's 
Pocket was found to be only a pocket, and 
subject, like other pockets, to depletion. Al- 
though Smith pierced the bowels of the 
great red mountain, that five thousand dol- 
lars was the first and last return of his labor. 
The mountain grew reticent of its golden 
secrets, and the flume steadily ebbed away 
the remainder of Smith's fortune. Then 
Smith went into quartz-mining; then into 
quartz - milling ; then into hydraulics and 
ditching, and then by easy degrees into sa- 
loon-keeping. Presently it was whispered 
that Smith was drinking a great deal ; then 
it was known that Smith was a habitual 
drunkard ; and then people began to think, 
as they are apt to, that he had never been 
anything else. But the settlement of Smith's 
Pocket, like that of most discoveries, was 
happily not dependent on the fortune of its 
pioneer, and other parties projected tunnels 
and found pockets. So Smith's Pocket be- 
came a settlement, with its two fancy stores, 
its two hotels, its one express-office, and its 



MLisa. 83 

two first families. Occasionally its one long 
straggling street was overawed by the as- 
sumption of the latest San Francisco fash- 
ions, imported per express, exclusively to 
the first families ; making outraged Nature, 
in the ragged outline of her furrowed sur- 
face, look still more homely, and putting 
personal insult on that greater portion of 
the population to whom the Sabbath, with a 
change of linen, brought merely the neces- 
sity of cleanliness, without the luxury of 
adornment. Then there was a Methodist 
Church, and hard by a Monte Bank, and a 
little beyond, on the mountain-side, a grave- 
yard, and then a little schoolhouse. 

" The Master," as he was known to his 
little flock, sat alone one night in the school- 
house, with some open copy-books before 
him, carefully making those bold and f uU 
characters which are supposed to combine 
the extremes of chirographical and moral 
excellence, and had got as far as " Riches 
are deceitful," and was elaborating the noun 
with an insincerity of flourish that was quite 
in the spirit of his text, when he heard a 
gentle tapping. The woodpeckers had been 
busy about the roof during the day, and' the 
noise did not disturb his work. But the 



84 MLisa. 

opening of the door, and tlie tapping con- 
tinuing from the inside, caused him to look 
up. He was slightly startled by the figure 
of a young girl, dirty and shabbily clad. 
Still, her great black eyes, her coarse, un- 
combed, lustteless black hair falling over 
her sunburned face, her red arms and feet 
streaked with the red soil, were all familiar 
to him. It was Melissa Smith, — Smith's 
motherless child. 

" What can she want here ? " thought the 
master. Everybody knew " Mliss," as she 
was called, throughout the length and height 
of Red Mountain. Everybody knew her as 
an incorrigible girl. Her fierce, ungovern- 
able disposition, her mad freaks and lawless 
character, were in their way as proverbial as 
the story of her father's weaknesses, and as 
philosophically accepted by the townsfolk. 
She wrangled with and fought the school- 
boys with keener invective and quite as 
powerful arm. She followed the trails with 
a woodman's craft, and the master had met 
her before, miles away, shoeless, stocking- 
less, and bareheaded on the mountain road. 
The miners' camps along the stream supplied 
her with subsistence, during these voluntary 
pilgrimages, in freely offered alms. Not but 



Muaa. 85 

that a larger protection had been previ' 
ously extended to Mliss. The Bev. Joshua 
McSnagley, " stated " preacher, had placed 
her in the hotel as servant, by way of pre- 
liminary refinement, and had introduced her 
to his scholars at Sunday-school. But she 
threw plates occasionally at the landlord, 
and quickly retorted to the cheap witticisms 
of the guests, and created in the Sabbath- 
school a sensation that was so inimical to 
the orthodox dulness and placidity of that 
institution that, with a decent regard for 
the starched frocks and unblemished morals 
of the two pink-and-white-faced children of 
the first families, the reverend gentleman 
had her ignominiously expelled. Such were 

* 

the antecedents and such the character of 
MUss as she stood before the master. It was 
shown in the ragged dress, the unkempt 
hair, and bleeding feet, and asked his pity. 
It flashed from her black, fearless eyes, and 
commanded his respect. 

*' I come here to-night," she said rapidly 
and boldly, keeping her hard glance on his, 
*' because I knew you was alone. I would n't 
come here when them gals was here. I 
hate 'em, and they hates me. That 's why. 
You keep school, don't you ? I want to be 
teached I " 



36 MLI8S, 

If to the shabbiness of her apparel and 
uncomeliness of her tangled hair and dirty 
face she had added the humility of tears, 
the master would have extended to her the 
usual moiety of pity, and nothing more. But 
with the natural, though illogical, instincts 
of his species, her boldness awakened in him 
something of that respect which all original 
natures pay unconsciously to one another in 
any grade. And he gazed at her the more 
fixedly as she went on, still rapidly, her hand 
on that door-latch and her eyes on his : — 

" My name 's Mliss, — Mliss Smith I You 
can bet your life on that. My father's 
Old Smith, — Old Bummer Smith, — that 's 
what 's the matter with him. Mliss Smith, 
— and I 'm coming to school I '* 

"Well?" said the master. 

Accustomed to be thwarted and opposed, 
often wantonly and cruelly, for no other 
purpose than to excite the violent impulses 
of her nature, the master's phlegm evidently 
took her by surprise. She stopped ; she be- 
gan to twist a lock of her hair between her 
fingers; and the rigid line of upper lip, 
drawn over the wicked little teeth, relaxed 
and quivered slightly. Then her eyes dropped, 
and something like a blush struggled up to 



MLI88. 87 

her cheek, and tried to assert itself through 
the splashes of redder soil and the sunburn 
of years. Suddenly she threw herself for- 
ward, calling on God to strike her dead, and 
fell quite weak and helpless, with her face 
on the master's desk, crying and sobbing as 
if her heart would break. 

The master lifted her gently, and waited 
for the paroxysm to pass. When, with face 
still averted, she was repeating between her 
sobs the mea culpa of childish penitence, — 
that " she 'd be good, she did n't mean to," 
etc., — it came to him to ask her why she had 
left Sabbath-school. 

Why had she left the Sabbath-school ? — 
why? Oh, yes ! What did he (McSnagley) 
want to tell her she was wicked for ? What 
did he tell her that God hated her for? If 
God hated her, what did she want to go to 
Sabbath-school for ? She did n't want to be 
" beholden " to anybody who hated her. 

Had she told McSnagley this ? 

Yes, she had. 

The master laughed. It was a hearty 
laugh, and echoed so oddly in the little 
schoolhouse, and seemed so inconsistent and 
discordant with the sighing of the pines 
without, that he shortly corrected himself 



88 MLI88. 

with a sigh. The sigh was quite as sincere 
in its way, however, and after a moment of 
serious silence he asked about her father. 

Her father? What father? Whose father? 
What had he ever done for her ? Why did 
the girls hate her ? Come now ! what made 
the folks say " Old Bummer Smith's Mliss! " 
when she passed ? Yes ; oh, yes ! She wished 
he was dead, — she was dead, — everybody 
was dead ; and her sobs broke forth anew. 

The master then, leaning over her, told 
her as well as he could what you or I might 
have said after hearing such unnatural theo- 
ries from childish lips ; only bearing in mind 
perhaps better than you or I the unnatural 
La U l.» ^agg^l L», W ble«ii^ feet, 
and the omnipresent shadow of her drunken 
father. Then raising her to her feet, he 
wrapped his shawl around her, and, bidding 
her come early in the morning, he walked 
with her down the road. There he bade her 
" good-night." The moon shone brightly on 
the narrow path before them. He stood and 
watched the bent little figure as it staggered 
down the road, and waited until it had 
passed the little graveyard and reached the 
curve of the hill, where it turned and stood 
for a moment, a mere atom of suffering, out* 



MLI8S. E9 

lined against the f ar-o£P patient stars. Then 
he went back to his work. But the lines 
of the copy-book thereafter faded into long 
parallels of never-ending road, over which 
childish figures seemed to pass sobbing and 
crying into the night. Then, the little school- 
house seeming lonelier than before, he shut 
the door and went home. 

The next morning Mliss came to school. 
Her face had been washed, and her coarse 
black hair bore evidence of recent struggles 
with the comb, in which both had evidently 
suffered. The old defiant look shone occa- 
sionally in her eyes, but her manner was 
tamer and more subdued. Then began a 
series of little trials and self-sacrifices, in 
which master and pupil bore an equal part, 
and which increased the confidence and sym- 
pathy between them. Although obedient 
under the master's eye, at times during: re- 
ee«, if «.w»Kd or <ig by . fended sUght, 

many a palpitating young savage, finding 
himself matched with his own weapons of 
torment, would seek the master with torn 
jacket and scratched face, and complaints of 
the dreadful Mliss. There was a serious 
division among the townspeople on the sub- 



40 MLI88, 

ject; some threatening to withdraw their 
children from such evil companionship, and 
others as warmly upholding the course of the 
master in his work of reclamation. Mean- 
while, with a steady persistence that seemed 
quite astonishing to him on looking back af- 
terward, the master drew MUss gradually out 
of the shadow of her past life, as though it 
were but her natural progress down the nar- 
row path on which he had set her feet the 
moonlit night of their first meeting. Ee- 
membering the experience of the evangelical 
McSnagley, he carefully avoided that Sock 
of Ages on which that unskilful pilot had 
shipwrecked her young faith. But if, in the 
course of her reading, she chanced to stum- 
ble upon those few words which have lifted 
such as she above the level of the older, the 
wiser, and the more prudent,— if she learned 
something of a faith that is symbolized by 
suffering, and the old light softened in her 
eyes, — it did not take the shape of a lesson. 
A few of the plainer people had made up a 
little sum by which the ragged Mliss was 
enabled to assume the garments of respect 
and civilization ; and often a rough shake of 
the hand and words of homely commenda- 
tion from a red-shirted and burly figure sent 



MLiaa, 41 

a glow to the cheek of the young master, 
and set him to thinking if it was altogether 
deserved- 
Three months had passed from the time 
of their first meeting, and the .master was 
sitting late one evening over the moral and 
sententious copies, when there came a tap at 
the door, and again Mliss stood before him. 
She was neatly clad and clean-faced, and 
there was nothing, perhaps, but the long 
black hair and bright black eyes to remind 
him of his former apparition. "Are you 
busy?" she asked. "Can you come with 
me ? " - and on his signifying his readiness, 
in her old wilful way she said, " Come, then, 
quick I " 

They passed out of the door together 
and into the dark road. As they entered 
the town the master asked her whither she 
was going. She replied, "To see my fa- 
ther." 

It was the first time he had heard her call 
him by that filial title, or indeed anything 
more than " Old Smith " or the " Old man." 
It was the first time in three months that 
she had spoken of him at aU, and the mas- 
ter knew she had kept resolutely aloof from 
him since her great change. Satisfied from 






42 MLisa. 

her manner that it was fruitless to ques- 
tion her purpose, he passively followed. In > 
out-of-the-way places, low groggeries, res- 
taurants, and saloons ; in gambling-hells and 
dance-houses, the master, preceded by Mliss, 
came and went. In the reeking smoke and ^ 
blasphemous outcries of low dens, the child, 
holding the master's hand, stood and anx- 
iously gazed, seemingly unconscious of all in 
the one absorbing nature of her pursuit. * 
Some of the revellers, recognizing Mliss, 
called to the child to sing and dance for 
them, and would have forced liquor upon her 
but for the interference of the master. Oth- 
ers, recognizing him, mutely made way for 
them to pass. So an hour slipped by. Then 
the child whispered in his ear that there was 
a cabin on the other side of the creek crossed ' 
by the long flume, where she thought he still 
might be. Thither they crossed, — a toil- 
some half-hour's walk, — but in vain. They 
were returning by the ditch at the abut- 
ment of the flume, gazing at the lights of the 
town on the opposite bank, when suddenly, 
sharply, a quick report rang out on the clear 
night air. The echoes caught it, and carried 
it round and round Red Mountain, and set 
the dogs to barking all along the streams. 



ML/ 88. 43 

Lights seemed to dance and move quickly 
on the outskirts of the town for a few mo- 
ments, the stream rippled quite audibly be- 
side them, a few stones loosened themselves 
from the hillside and splashed into the 
stream, a heavy wind seemed to surge the 
branches of the funereal pines, and then the 
silence seemed to fall thicker, heavier, and 
deadlier. The master turned towards Mliss 
with an unconscious gesture of protection, 
but the child had gone. Oppressed by a 
strange fear, he ran quickly down the trail 
to the riser's bed, and, jumping from boulder 
to boulder, reached the base of Bed Moun- 
tain and the outskirts of the village. Mid- 
way of the crossing he looked up and held 
his breath in awe. For high above him on 
the narrow flume he saw the fluttering little 
figure of his late companion crossing swiftly 
in the darkness. 

He climbed the bank, and, guided by a 
few lights moving about a central point on 
the mountain, soon found himself breathless 
among a crowd of awe-stricken and sorrow- 
ful men. 

Out from among them the child appeared, 
and, taking the master's hand, led him si- 
lently before what seemed a ragged hole in 



44 MLiaa, 

the mountain. Her face was quite white, 
but her excited manner gone, and her look 
that of one to whom some long-expected 
event had at last happened, — an expression 
that to the master in his bewilderment 
seemed almost like relief. The walls of the 
cavern were partly propped by decaying 
timbers. The child pointed to what ap- 
peared to be some ragged, cast-off clothes 
left in the hole by the late occupant. The 
master approached nearer with his flaming 
dip, and bent over them. It was Smith, 
already cold, with a pistol in his hand and a 
bullet in his heart, lying beside his empty 
pocket. 

CHAPTER II. 

The opinion which McSnagJey expressed 
in reference to a " change of heart " supposed 
to be experienced by Mliss was more forci- 
bly described in the gulches and tunnels. 
It was thought there that Mliss had " struck 
a good lead." So when there was a new 
grave added to the little enclosure, and at 
the expense of the master a little board and 
inscription put above it, the Red Mountain 
Banner came out quite handsomely, and did 



MLI8S. 45 

the fair thing to the memory of one of " our 
oldest pioneers," alluding gracefully to that 
"bane of noble intellects," and otherwise 
genteelly shelving our dear brother with the 
past. "He leaves an only child to mourn 
his loss," says the Banner, " who is now an 
exemplary scholar, thanks to the efforts of 
the Eev. Mr. McSnagley." The Kev. Mo' 
Snagley, in fact, made a strong point of 
Mli&s's conversion, and, indirectly attribut- 
ing to the unfortunate child the suicide of 
her father, made affecting allusions in Sun- 
day-school to the beneficial effects of the 
" silent tomb," and in this cheerful contem- 
plation drove most of the children into speech- 
less horror, and caused the pink-and-white 
scions of the first families to howl dismally 
and refuse to be comforted. 

The long dry summer eame. As each 
fierce day burned itself out in little whiffs of 
pearl-gray smoke on the mountain summits, 
and the upspringing breeze scattered its red 
embers over the landscape, the green wave 
which in early spring upheaved above Smith's 
grave grew sere and dry and hard. In those 
days the master, strolling in the little church- 
yard of a Sabbath afternoon, was sometimes 
surprised to find a few wild-flowers plucked 



46 MUSB. 

from the damp pine-forests scattered there, 
and oftener rude wreaths himg upon the lit- 
tle pine cross. Most of these wreaths were 
formed of a sweet-scented grass, which the 
children loved to keep in their desks, inter- 
twined with the plumes of the buckeye, the 
syringa, and the wood-anemone ; and here 
and there the master noticed the dark blue 
cowl of the monk's-hood, or deadly aconite. 
There was something in the odd association 
of this noxious plant with these memorials 
which occasioned a painful sensation to the 
master deeper than his SBsthetic sense. One 
day, during a long walk, in crossing a wooded 
ridge he came upon Mliss in the heart of 
the forest, perched upon a prostrate pine, on 
a fantastic throne formed by the hanging 
plumes of lifeless branches, her lap full of 
grasses and pin^-burrs, and crooning to her- 
self one of the negro melodies of her younger 
life. Recognizing him at a distance, she 
made room for him on her elevated throne, 
and, with a grave assumption of hospitality 
and patronage that would have been ridicu- 
lous had it not been so terribly earnest, she 
fed him with pine-nuts and crab-apples. The 
master todk that opportunity to point out to 
her the noxious and deadly qualities of the 



MLiaa. 47 

monk's-hood, whose dark blossoms he saw in 
her lap, and extorted from her a promise not 
to meddle with it as long as she remained 
his pupiL This done, — as the master had 
tested her integrity before, — he rested satis- 
fied, and the strange feeling which had over- 
come him on seeing them died away. 

Of the homes that were offered Mliss when 
her conversion became known, the master pre- 
ferred that of Mrs. Morpher, a womanly and 
kind-hearted specimen of Southwestern efflo- 
rescence, known in her maidenhood as the 
" Per-rairie Eose." Being one of those who 
contend resolutely against their own natures, 
Mrs. Morpher, by a long series of self-sacri- 
fices and struggles, had at last subjugated 
her naturally careless disposition to princi- 
ples of "order," which she considered, in 
common with Mr. Pope, as " Heaven's first 
law." But she could not entirely govern the 
orbits of her satellites, however regular her 
own movements, and even her own " Jeemes " 
sometimes collided with her. Again her old 
nature asserted itself in her children. Ly- 
curgus dipped into the cupboard "between 
meals," and Aristides came home from school 
vdthout shoes, leaving those important arti- 
cles on the threshold, for the delight of a 



48 MLisa. 

barefooted walk down the ditches. Octavia 
and Cassandra were " keerless " of their 
clothes. So with but one exception, how- 
ever much the "Prairie Rose" might have 
trimmed and pruned and trained her own 
matured luxuriance, the little shoots came 
up defiantly wild and straggling. That one 
exception was Clytemnestra Morpher, aged 
fifteen. She was the realization of her 
mother's immaculate conception, — neat, or- 
derly, and dull. 

It was an amiable weakness of Mrs. Mor- 
pher to imagine that " Clytie " was a conso- 
lation and model for Mliss. Following this 
fallacy, Mrs. Morpher threw Clytie at the 
head of Mliss when she was " bad," and set 
her up before the child for adoration in her 
penitential moments. It was not, therefore, 
surprising to the master to hear that Clytie 
was coming to school, obviously as a favor 
to the master and as an example for Mliss 
and others. For " Clytie " was quite a young 
lady. Inheriting her mother's physical pe- 
culiarities, and in obedience to the climatic 
laws of the Red Moimtain region, she was 
an early bloomer. The youth of Smith's 
Pocket, to whom this kind of flower was rare, 
sighed for her in April and languished in 



MLiaa, 49 

May. Enamored swains haunted the school- 
house at the hour of dismissal. A few were 
jealous of the master. 

Perhaps it was this latter circumstance 
that opened the master's eyes to another. 
He could not help noticing that Clytie was 
romantic ; that in school she required a great 
deal of attention ; that her pens were uni- 
formly bad and wanted fixing ; that she usu- 
aUy accompanied the request with a certain 
expectation in her eye that was somewhat 
disproportionate to the quality of service 
she verbally required; that she sometimes 
allowed the curves of a round, plump white 
arm to rest on his when he was writing 
her copies ; that she always blushed and 
flung back her blonde curls when she did 
so. I don't remember whether I have stated 
that the master was a young man, -^ it 's of 
little consequence, however; he had been 
severely educated in the school in which 
Clytie was taking her first lesson, and, on the 
whole, withstood the flexible curves and fac- 
titious glance like the fine young Spartan 
that he was. Perhaps an insufficient qual- 
ity of food may have tended to this asceti- 
cism. He generally avoided Clytie ; but one 
evening, when she returned to the school- 



50 3fLI88, 

house after something she had forgotten, 
and did not find it until the master walked 
home with her, I hear that he endeavored 
to make himself particularly agreeable, — 
partly from the fact, I imagine, that his 
conduct was adding gall and bitterness to 
the already overcharged hearts of Clytemnes- 
tra's admirers. 

The morning after this affecting episode 
Mliss did not come to school. Noon came, 
but not Mliss. Questioning Clytie on the 
subject, it appeared that they had left the 
school together, but the wilful Mliss had 
talcen another road. The afternoon brought 
her not. In the evening he called on Mrs. 
Morpher, whose motherly heart was reaUy 
alarmed. Mr. Morpher had spent all day 
in search of her, wiLut discovering a teai 
that might lead to her discovery. Aristides 
was summoned as a probable accomplice, but 
that equitable infant succeeded in impress- 
ing the household with his innocence. Mrs. 
Morpher entertained a vivid impression that 
the child would yet be found drowned in a 
ditch, or, what was almost as terrible, mud- 
died and soiled beyond the redemption of 
soap and water. Sick at heart, the master 
returned to the. schoolhouse. As he lit his 



MLias. 51 

lamp and seated himself at bis desk, he 
found a note lying before him addressed to 
himself, in Mliss's handwriting. It seemed 
to be written on a leaf torn from some old 
memorandum -book, and, to prevent sacri- 
legious trifling, had be^i sealed with six 
broken wafers. Opening it almost tender- 
ly, the master read as follows : — 

Respected Sib, — When you read this, I am 
run away. Never to come back. Never, Neveb, 
NEVER. You can give my beeds to Mary Jen- 
nings, and my Amerika's Pride [a highly colored 
lithograph from a tobacco-box] to Sally Flanders. 
But don't you give anything to Clytie Morpher. 
Don't you dare to. Do you know what my opin- 
ion is of her: it is this, she is.perfekly disgustin. 
That is all and no more at present from 
Tours respectfully, 

Melissa Smfth. 

The master sat pondering on this strange 
epistle till the moon lifted its bright face 
above the distant hills, and illuminated the 
trail that led to the schoolhouse, beaten 
quite hard with the coming and going of 
little feet. Then, more satisfied in mind, 
he tore the missive into fragments and scat- 
tered them along the road. 



62 MLias. 

At sunrise the next morning he was pick- 
ing his way through the palm-like fern and 
thick underbrush of the pine forest, start- 
ing the hare from its form, and awakening 
a querulous protest from a few dissipated 
crows, who had evidently been making a 
night of it, and so came to the wooded 
ridge where he had once found Mliss. There 
he found the prostrate pine and tasselled 
branches, but the throne was vacant. As 
he drew nearer, what might have been some 
frightened animal started through the crack- 
ling limbs. It ran up the tossed arms of 
the fallen monarch, and sheltered itself in 
some friendly foliage. The master, reach- 
ing the old seat, found the nest still warm ; 
looking up in the intertwining branches, he 
met the black eyes of the errant Mliss. They 
gazed at each other without speaking. She 
was first to break the silence. 

" What do you want ? " she asked curtly. 

The master had decided on a course of 
action. " I want some crab-apples," he said 
humbly. 

" Sha' n't have 'em ! go away. Why don't 
you get 'em of Clytemnerestera?" (It seemed 
to be a relief to Mliss to express her con- 
tempt in additional syllables to that classical 



1 



MLisa. 68 

• 

young woman's already long - drawn title.) 
" Oh, you wicked thing 1 " 

" I am hungry, Lissy. I have eaten 
nothing since dinner yesterday. I am fam- 
ished ! " and the young man in a state of re- 
markable exhaustion leaned against the tree. 

Melissa's heart was touched. In the bit- 
ter days of her gypsy life she had known 
the sensation he so artfully simulated. Over- 
come by his heart-broken tone, but not en- 
tirely divested of suspicion, she said, — 

" Dig under the tree near the roots, and 
you '11 find lots ; but mind you don't tell ! " 
(for Mliss had her hoards as well as the rats 
and squirrels.) 

But the master, of course, was imable to 
find them ; the efiFects of hunger probably 
blinding his senses. Mliss grew uneasy. At 
length she peered at him through the leaves 
in an elfish way, and questioned, — 

" If I come down and give you some, 
you 'U promise you won't touch me ? " 

The master promised. 

" Hope you '11 die if you do? " 

The master accepted instant dissolution 
as a forfeit. Mliss slid down the tree. For 
a few moments nothing transpired but the 
munching of the pine-nuts. " Do you feel 



64 MLias. . 

better ? " she asked, with some solicitude. 
The master confessed to a recuperated feel- 
ing, and then gravely thanking her proceeded 
to retrace his steps. As he expected, he had 
not gone far before she called him. He 
turned. She was standing there quite white, 
with tears in her widely opened orbs. The 
master felt that the right moment had come. 
Going up to her, he took both her hands, 
and, looking in her tearful eyes, said gravely, 
" Lissy, do you remember the first evening 
you came to see me?" 

Lissy remembered. 

"You asked me if you might come to 
school, for you wanted to learn something - 
and be better, and I said " — 

"Come," responded the child, promptly. 

" What would you say if the master now 
came to you and said that he was lonely 
without his little scholar, and that he wanted 
her to come and teaeh him to be better ? " 

The child hung her head for a few mo- 
ments in silence. The master waited pa- 
tiently. Tempted by the quiet, a hare ran 
close to the couple, and, raising her bright 
eyes and velvet f orepaws, sat and gazed at 
them. A squirrel ran half-way down the 
furrowed bark of the fallen tree, and there 
stopped. 






MLI8B. 65 

^' We are waiting, Lissy," said the master, 
in a whisper, and the child smiled. Stirred 
by a passing breeze, the tree-tops rocked, 
and a long pencil of light stole through their 
interlaced boughs full on the doubting face 
and irresolute little figure. Suddenly she 
took the master's hand in her quick way. 
What she said was scarcely audible, but the 
master, putting the black hair back from her 
forehead, kissed her ; and so, hand in hand, 
they passed out of the damp aisles and forest 
odors into the open sunlit road. 



CHAPTER III. 

Somewhat less spiteful in her intercourse 
with other scholars, Mliss still retained an 
offensive attitude in regard to Clytemnestra. 
Perhaps the jealous element was not entirely 
lulled in her passionate little breast. Per- 
haps it was only that the round curves and 
plump outline offered more extended pinch- 
ing surface. But while such ebullitions were 
under the master's control, her enmity occa- 
sionally took a new and irrepressible form. 

The master, in his first estimate of the 
child's character, could not conceive that she 



56 MLias. 

had ever possessed a doll. But the master, 
like many other professed readers of charac- 
ter, was safer in d posteriori than a priori 
reasoning. Mliss had a doll, but then it was 
emphatically Mliss's doll, — a smaller copy 
of herself. Its unhappy existence had been 
a secret discovered accidentally by Mrs. Mor- 
pher. It had been the old-time companion of 
Mliss's wanderings, and bore evident marks 
of suffering. Its original complexion was 
long since washed away by the weather and 
anointed by the slime of ditches. It looked 
very much as Mliss had in days past. Its 
one gowii of faded stuff was dirty and rag- 
ged as hers had been. Mliss had never 
been known to apply to it any childish term 
of endearment. She never exhibited it in 
the presence of other children. It was put 
severely to bed in a hoUow tree near the 
schoolhouse, and only allowed exercise dur- 
ing Mliss's rambles. Fulfilling a stem duty 
to her doU, as she would to herseK, it knew 
no luxuries. 

Now Mrs. Morpher, obeying a commend- 
able impulse, bought another doll and gave 
it to Mliss. The child received it gravely 
and curiously. The master, on looking at it 
one day, fancied he saw a slight resemblance 



MLisa. 67 

in its round red cheeks and mild blue eyes 
to Clytemnestra. It became evident before 
long that Mliss had also noticed the same 
resemblance. Accordingly she hammered its 
waxen head on the rocks when she was 
alone, and sometimes dragged it with a string 
roimd its neck to and from school. At other 
times, setting it up on her desk, she made 
a pin-cushion of its patient and inofiFensive 
body. Whether this was done in revenge of 
what she considered a second figurative ob- 
trusion of Clytie's excellences upon her, or 
whether she had an intuitive appreciation of 
the rites of certain other heathens, and, in- 
dulging in that "fetish" ceremony, imagined 
that the original of her wax model would 
pine away and finally die, is a metaphysical 
question I shall not now consider. 

In spite of these moral vagaries, the mas- 
ter could not help noticing in her different 
tasks the working of a quick, restless, and 
vigorous perception. She knew neither the 
hesitancy nor the doubts of childhood. Her 
answers in class were always slightly dashed 
with audacity. Of course she was not in- 
fallible. But her courage and daring in 
passing beyond her own depth and that of 
the floundering little swimmers around her, 



58 MLiaa, 

in their minds outweighed aU errors of judg- 
menjL J Children are not better than grown 
people in tiiis respect, I fancy ; and whenever 
the little red hand flashed above her desk, 
there was a wondering silence, and even the 
master was sometimes oppressed with a doubt 
of his own experience and judgment. 

Nevertheless, certain attributes which at 
first amused and entertained his fancy began 
to afflict him with grave doubts. He could 
not but see that Mliss was revengeful, irrev- 
erent, and wilful. That there was but one 
better quality which pertained to her semi- 
savage disposition, — the faculty of physical 
fortitude and self-sacrifice; and another, 
though not always an attribute of the noble 
savage, — truth. Mliss was both fearless 
and sincere ; perhaps in such a character the 
adjectives were synonymous. 

The master had been doing some hard 
thinking on this subject, and had arrived at 
that conclusion quite common to all who 
think sincerely, that he was generally the 
slave of his own prejudices, when he deter- 
mined to call on the Rev. McSnagley for 
advice. This decision was somewhat humil- 
iating to his pride, as he and McSnagley 
were not friends. But he thought of Mliss, 



MLias. 59 

and the evening of their first meeting ; and 
perhaps with a pardonable superstition that 
it was not chance alone that had guided her 
wilful feet to the schoolhouse, and perhaps 
with a complacent consciousness of the rare 
magnanimity of the act, he choked back his 
dislike and went to McSnagley. 

The reverend gentleman was glad to see 
him. Moreover, he observed that the mas- 
ter was looking ^^peartish," and hoped he 
had got over the '^ neuralgy " and ^^ rheuma- 
tiz." He himself had been troubled with 
a dumb ^^ ager " since last Conference. But 
he had learned to ^^ rastle and pray." 

Pausing a moment to enable the master 
to write hi^ certain method of curing the 
dumb ^^ ager " upon the book and volume of 
his brain, Mr. McSnagley proceeded to in- 
quire after Sister Morpher. ^^She is an 
adornment to Chris^et^^anity, and has a likely 
growin' young family," added Mr. McSnag- 
ley ; ^^ and there 's thafc mannerly young gal, 
— so well behaved, — Miss Clytie." In fact, 
Clytie's perfections seemed to affect him to 
such an extent that he dwelt for several 
minutes upon them. The master was doubly 
embarrassed. In the first place, there was 
an enforced contrast with poor Mliss in all 



60 MLI88, 

this praise of Clytie. Secondly, there was 
something unpleasantly confidential in his 
tone of speaking of Mrs. Morpher's earliest 
bom. So that the master, after a few futile 
efforts to say something natural, found it 
convenient to recall another engagement, and 
left without asking the information required, 
but in his after reflections somewhat unjustly 
giving the Rev. Mr. McSnagley the full 
benefit of having refused it. 

Perhaps this rebuff placed the master and 
pupil once more in the close communion of 
old. The child seemed to notice the change 
in the master's manner, which had of late 
been constrained, and in one of their long 
post-prandial walks she stopped suddenly, 
and, mounting a stump, looked full in his 
face with big, searching eyes. "You ain't 
mad? " said she, with an interrogative shake 
of the black braids. "No." "Nor both- 
ered ? " " No." " Nor hungry ? " (Hunger 
was to Mliss a sickness that might attack a 
person at any moment.) i " No." " Nor 
thinking of her ?" ^^^^FT whom, Lissy?" 
"That white girl." (This was the latest 
epithet invented by Mliss, who was a very 
dark brunette, to express Clytemnestra.) 
" No " " Upon your word ? " (A substitute 



MLI88, 61 

for "Hope you'll die?" proposed by the 
master.) " Yes." " And sacred honor ? " 
" Yes." Then Mliss gave him a fierce little 
kiss, and, hopping down, fluttered off. For 
two or three days after that she conde- 
scended to appear more like other children, 
and be, as she expressed it, " good." 

Two years had passed since the master's 
advent at Smith's Pocket, and as his salary 
was not large, and the prospects of Smith's 
Pocket eventually becoming the capital of 
the State not entirely definite, he contem- 
plated a change. He had informed the 
school trustees privately of his intentions, 
but, educated young men of unblemished 
moral character being scarce at that time, he 
consented to continue his schpol term through 
the winter to early spring. None else knew 
of his intention except his one friend, a Dr. 
Duchesne, a young Creole physician, known 
to the people of Wingdam as " Duchesny." 
He never mentioned it to Mrs. Moi*pher, 
Clytie, or any of. his scholars. His reticence 
was partly the result of a constitutional in- 
disposition to fuss, partly a desire to be 
spared the questions and surmises of vulgar 
curiosity, and partly that he never really 
believed he was going to do anything before 
At was done. 



62 MLI8S. 

He did not like to think of Mliss. It was 
a selfish instinct, perhaps, which made him 
try to fancy bis feeling for the child was 
foolish, romantic, and unpractical He even 
tried to imagine that she would do better 
under the control of an older and sterner 
teacher. Then she. was nearly eleven, and 
in a few years, by the rules of Bed Moun- 
tain, would be a woman. He had done his 
duty. After Smith's death he addressed 
letters to Smith's relatives, and received one 
answer from a sister of Melissa's mother^ 
Thanking the master, she stated her inten- 
tion of leaving the Atlantic States for Cali- 
fomia with her husband* in a few months. 
This was a slight superstructure for the airy 
castle which the master pictured for Mliss's 
home, but it was easy to fancy that some 
loving, sympathetic woman, with the claims 
of kindred, might better guide her wayward 
nature. Yet, when the master had read the 
letter, Mliss listened to it carelessly, received 
it submissively, and afterwards cut figures 
out of it with her scissors, supposed to repre- 
sent Clytemnestra, labelled " the white girl," 
to prevent mistakes, and impaled them upon 
the outer walls of the schoolhouse. 

When the smumer was about spent, and 



MLIBS. 63 

the last harvest had been gathered in the 
valleys, the master bethought him of gather- 
ing in a few ripened shoots of the young 
idea, and of having his harvest-home, or ex- 
amination. So the savans and professionals 
of Smith's Pocket were gathered to witness 
that time-honored custom of placing timid 
children in a constrained position, and bully- 
ing them as in a witness-box. As usual in 
such cases, the most audacious and self-pos- 
sessed were the lucky recipients of the hon- 
ors. The reader wiU imagine that in the 
present instance Mliss and Clytie were pre- 
eminent, and divided public attention : Mliss 
with her clearness of material perception and 
self-reliance, Clytie with her placid self-es- 
teem and saint-like correctness of deport- 
ment. The other little ones were timid and 
blundering. Mliss's readiness and brillian- 
cy, of course, captivated the greatest number 
and provoked the greatest applause. Mliss's 
antecedents had unconsciously awakened the 
strongest sympathies of a class whose ath* 
letic forms were ranged against the walls, or 
whose handsome bearded faces looked in at 
the windows. But Mliss's popularity was 
overthrown by an imexpected circumstance. 
McSnagley had invited himself, and had 



64 MLisa. 

been going through the pleasing entertain- 
ment of frightening the more timid pupils 
by the vaguest and most ambiguous questions 
delivered in an impressive funereal tone; 
and Mliss had soared into astronomy, and 
was tracking the course of our spotted ball 
through space, and keeping time with the 
music of the spheres, and defining the teth- 
ered orbits of the planets, when McSnagley 
impressively arose. " Meelissy I ye were 
speaking of the revolutions of this yere yearth 
and the jnoYo-ments of the sun, and I think 
ye said it had been a doing of it since the 
creashun, eh ? " Mliss nodded a scornful 
a£Birmative. "Well, war that the truth? 
said McSnagley, folding his arms. " Yes, 
said Mliss, shutting up her little red lips 
tightly. The handsome outlines at the win- 
dows peered further in the schoolroom, and a 
saintly Raphael face, with blonde beard and 
soft blue eyes, belonging to the biggest scamp 
in the diggings, turned toward the child and 
whispered, " Stick to it, Mliss ! " The rev- 
erend gentleman heaved a deep sigh, and 
cast a compassionate glance at the master, 
then at the children, and then rested his look 
on Clytie. Tfiat young woman softly ele- 
vated her round, white arm. Its seductive 






ML18S. Bb 

curves were enhanced by a gorgeous and 
massive specimen bracelet, the gift of one of 
her humblest worshippers, worn in honor of 
the occasion. There was a momentary si- 
lence. Clytie's round cheeks were very pink 
and soft. Clytie's big eyes were very bright 
and blue. Clytie's low-necked white book- 
muslin rested softly on Clytie's' white, plump 
shoulders. Clytie looked at the master, and 
the master nodded. Then Clytie spoke 
softly : — 

^' Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, 
and it obeyed him I " There was a low hum 
of applause in the schoolroom, a triumphant 
expression on McSnagley's face, a grave 
shadow on the master's, and a comical look 
of disappointment reflected from the win- 
dows. Mliss skimmed rapidly over her As- 
tronomy, and then shut the book with a 
loud snap. A groan burst from McSnag- 
ley, an expression of astonishment from the 
schoolroom, a yell from the windows, as 
Mliss brought her red fist down on the desk, 
with thp emphatic declaration, — 

" It 's a d— n lie. I don't believe it I " 



66 MLwa 



CHAPTER IV. 

The long wet season had drawn near its 
close. Signs of spring were visible in the 
swelling buds and rushing torrents. The 
pine forests exhaled the fresher spicery. 
The azaleas were already budding, the ceano- 
thus getting ready its lilac livery for spring. 
On the green upland which climbed Red 
Mountain at its southern aspect the long 
spike of the monkVhood shot up from its 
broad-leaved stool, and once more shook its 
dark-blue bells. Again the billow above 
Smith's grave was soft and green, its crest 
just tossed with the foam of daisies and but- 
tercups. The little graveyard had gathered 
a few new dwellers in the past year, and the 
mounds were placed two by two by the little 
paling until they reached Smith's grave, and 
there there was but one. General supersti- 
tion had shunned it, and the plot beside 
Smith was vacant. 

There had been several placards, posted 
about the town, intimating that, at a certain 
period, a celebrated dramatic company would 
perform, for a few days, a series of «sid^ 
splitting*' and ^^ screaming" farces; that. 



MUSS. 67 

alternating pleasantly with this, there would 
be some melodrama and a grand divertise- 
ment, which would include singing, dancing, 
etc. These annotlncements * occasioned a 
great fluttering among the little folk, and 
were the theme of much excitement and 
great speculation among the master's schol- 
ars. The master had promised Mliss, to 
whom this sort of thing was sacred and rare, 
that she should go, and on that momentous 
evening the master and Mliss '^ assisted." 

The performance was the prevalent style 
of heavy mediocrity ; the melodrama was 
not bad enough to laugh at nor good enough 
to excite. But ihe master, turning wearily 
to the child, was astonished, and felt some- 
thing like self -accusation, in noticing the 
peculiar effect upon her excitable nature. 
The red blood flushed in her cheeks at each 
stroke of her panting little heart. Her 
small passionate lips were slightly parted to 
give vent to her hurried breath. Her widely 
opened lids threw up and arched her black 
eyebrows. She did not laugh at the dismal 
comicalities of the funny man, for Mliss sel- 
dom laughed. Nor was she discreetly af-' 
fected to the delicate extremes of the corner 
of a i^hite handkerchief, as was the tender- 



68 MLI8S. 

hearted " Clytie," who was talking with her 
" feller " and ogling the master at the same 
moment. But when the performance was 
over, and the*green eurtkin fell on the little 
stage, Mliss drew a long, deep breath, and 
turned to the master's grave face with a 
half-apologetic smile and wearied gesture. 
Then she said, " Now take me home I " and 
dropped the lids of her black eyes, as if 
to dwell once more in fancy on the mimic 
stage. 

On their way to Mrs. Morpher's the mas- 
ter thought proper to ridicule the whole per- 
formance. Now he should n't wonder if 
Mliss thought that the young lady who acted 
so beautifully was really in earnest, and in 
love with the gentleman who wore such fine 
clothes. Well, if she were in love with him 
it was a very unfortunate thing I " Why ? " 
said Mliss, with an upward sweep of the 
drooping lid. " Oh ! well, he could n't sup- 
port his wife at his present salary, and pay 
so much a week for his fine clothes, and then 
they would n't receive as much wages if they 
were married as if they were merely lovers, 
— that is," added the master, " if they are 
not already married to somebody else ; but 
I think the husband of the pretty young 



MLI8S. 69 

countess takes the tickets at the door, or 
pulls up the curtain, or snuffs the candles, 
or does something equally refined and ele- 
gant. As to the young man with nice 
clothes, which are really nice now, and must 
cost at least two and a half or three dollars, 
not to speak of that mantle of red drugget, 
which I happen to know the price of, for I 
bought some of it for my room once, — as 
to this young man, Lissy, he is a pretty 
good fellow, and if he does drink occasion- 
ally, I don't think people ought to take ad- 
vantage of it, and give him black eyes and 
throw him in the mud. Do you? I am 
sure he might owe me two dollars and a half 
a long time before I would throw it up in 
his face, as the fellow did the other night 
at Wingdam." 

Mliss had taken his hand in both of hers 
and was trying to look in his eyes, which the 
young man kept as resolutely averted. Mliss 
had a faint idea of irony, indulging herself 
sometimes in a species of sardonic humor, 
which was equally visible in her actions 
and speech. But the young man continued 
in this strain until they had reached Mrs. 
Morpher's, and he had deposited Mliss in 
her maternal charge. Waiving the invita- 



70 MLISS, 

tion of Mrs. Morpher to refreshment and 
rest, and sliading his eyes with his hand to 
keep out the blue-eyed Clytemnestra's siren 
glances, he excused himself, and went home. 

For two or three days after the advent of 
the dramatic company, Mliss was late at 
school, and the master's usual Friday after- 
noon ramble was for once omitted, owing to 
the absence of his trustworthy guide. As 
he was putting away his books and prepar- 
ing to leave the schoolhouse, a small voice 
piped at his side, " Please, sir I " The master 
turned, and there stood Aristides Morpher. 

"Well, my little man," said the master, 
impatiently, " what is it ? — quick ! " 

"Please, sir, me and 'Kerg' thinks that 
Mliss is going to run away agin." 

" What 's that, sir ? " said the master, with 
that unjust testiness with which we always 
receive disagreeable news. 

"Why, sir, she don't stay home any 
more, and ^Kerg' and me see her talking 
with one of those actor fellers, and . she 's 
with him now ; and please, sir, yesterday she 
told ^ Kerg ' and me she could make a speech 
as well as Miss Cellerstina Montmoressy, and 
she spouted right oflE by heart," and the lit- 
tle fellow paused in a collapsed condition. 



MLISS. 71 

'^ What actor ? " asked the master. 

^' Him as wears the shiny hat. And hair. 
And gold pin. And gold chain," said the 
just Aristides, putting periods for commas 
to eke out his breath. 

. The master put on his gloves and hat, 
feeling an unpleasant tightness in his chest 
and thorax, and walked out in the road. 
Aristides trotted along by his side, endeavor- 
ing to keep pace with his short legs to the 
master's strides, when the master stopped 
suddenly, and Aristides bumped up against 
him. " Where were they talking ? " asked 
the master, as if continuing the conversation. 

" At the Arcade," said Aristides. 

When they reached the main street the 
master paused. '^ Run down home," said he 
to the boy. ^' If Mliss is there, come to the 
Arcade and tell me. If she is n't there, stay 
home ; run ! " And off trotted the short- 
legged Aristides. 

The Arcade was just across the way, — a 
long, rambling building containing a bar- 
room, billiard-room, and restaurant. As the 
young man crossed the plaza he noticed that 
two or three of the passers-by turned and 
looked after him. He looked at his clothes, 
took out his handkerchief and wiped his face 



72 MLIS8. 

before he entered the bar-room. It contained 
the usual number of loungers, who stared at 
him as he entered. Qne of them looked at 
him so fixedly and with such a strange ex- 
pression that the master stopped and looked 
again, and then saw it was only his own re- 
flection in a large mirror. This made the 
master think that perhaps he was a little 
excited, and so he took up a copy of the Red 
Mountain Banner from one of the tables^ 
and tried to recover his composure by read- 
ing the column of advertisements, 

He then walked through the bar-room, 
through the restaurant, and into the. billiard- 
room. The child was not there. In the lat- 
ter apartment a person was standing by one 
of the tables with a broad-brinmied glazed 
hat on his head. The master recognized him 
as the agent of the dramatic company; he 
had taken a dislike to him at their first meet- 
ing, from the peculiar fashion of wearing his- 
beard and hair. Satisfied that the object of 
his search was not there, he turned to the 
man with the glazed hat. He had noticed 
the master, but tried that common trick 
of unconsciousness, in which vulgar natures 
always fail. Balancing a billiard-cue in his 
hand, he pretended to play with a ball in the 



MLias. « 78 

centre of the table. The master stood op- 
posite to him until he raised his eyes ; when 
their glances met, the master walked up to 
him. 

He had intended to avoid a scene or quar- 
rel, but when he began to speak something 
kept rising in his throat and retarded his 
utterance, and his own voice frightened him, 
it sounded so distant, low, and resonant. 

" I understand," he began, " that Melissa 
Smith, an orphan, and one of my scholars, 
has talked with you about adopting your 
profession. Is that so ? " 

The man with the glazed hat leaned over 
the table, and made an imaginary shot, that 
sent the ball spinning round the cushions. 
Then walking round the table he recovered 
the ball and placed it upon the spot. This 
duty discharged, getting ready for another 
shot, he said, — 
. " S'pose she has ? " 

The master choked up again, but, squeez- 
ing the cushion of the table in his gloved 
hand, he went on : — 

" If you are a gentleman, I have only to 
tell you that I am her guardian, and respon- 
sible for her career. You know as well as I 
do the kind of life you offer her. As you 



74 « Muas. 

may learn of any one here, I have already 
brought her out of an existence worse than 
death, — out of the streets and the contami- 
nation of vice. I am trying to do so again. 
Let us talk like men. She has neither 
father, mother, sister, or brother. Are you 
seeking to give her an equivalent for these?" 

The man with the glazed hat examined 
the point of his cue, and then looked around 
for somebody to enjoy the joke with him. 

"I know that she is a strange, wilful 
girl," continued the master, " but she is bet- 
ter than she was. I believe that I have some 
influence over her still. I beg and hope, 
therefore, that you will take no further steps 
in this matter, but as a man, as a gentle- 
man, leave her to me. I am willing " — 
But here something rose again in the mas- 
ter's throat, and the sentence remained un- 
finished. 

The man with the glazed hat, mistaking 
the master's silence, raised his head with 
a coarse, brutal laugh, and said in a loud 
voice, — 

" Want her yourself, do you? That cock 
won't fight here, young man ! " 

The insult was more in the tone than the 
words, more in the glance than tone, and 



1 - • ^ 

I 



MLISS. • 75 

more in the man's instinctive nature than 
all these. The best appreciable rhetoric to 
this kind of animal is a blow. The master 
felt this, and, with his pent-up, nervous en- 
ergy finding expression in the one act, he 
struck the brute full in his grinning face. 
The blow sent the glazed hat one way and 
the cue another, and tore the glove and skin 
from the master's hand from knuckle to 
joint. It opened up the comers of the fel- 
low's mouth, and spoilt the peculiar shape 
of his beard for some time to come. 

There was a shout, an imprecation, a 
scuffle, and the trampling of many feet. 
Then the crowd parted right and left, and 
two sharp quick reports followed each other 
in rapid succession. Then they closed again 
about his opponent, and the master was 
standing alone. He remembered picking 
bits of burning wadding from his coat-sleeve 
with his left hand. Some one was holding 
his other hand. Looking at it, he saw it 
was still bleeding from the blow, but his 
fingers were clenched aroimd the handle of 
a glittering knife. He could not remember 
when or how he got it. 

The man who was holding his hand was 
Mr. Morpher. He hurried the master to 



t 



76 MLI88, 

the door, but the master held bax^k, and 
tried to tell him as well as he could with his 
parched throat about " Mliss." " It 's all 
right, my boy," said Mr. Morpher. " She 's 
home ! " And they passed out into the street 
together. As they walked along, Mr. Mor- 
pher said that Mliss had come running into 
the house a few moments before, and had 
dragged him out, saying that somebody was 
trying to kill the master at the Arcade. 
Wishing to be alone, the master promised 
Mr. Morpher that he would not seek the 
agent again that night, and parted from 
him, taking the road toward the school- 
house. He was surprised on nearing it to 
find the door open ; still more surprised to 
find Mliss sitting there. 

The master's nature, as I have hinted be- 
fore, had, like most sensitive organizations, 
a selfish basis. The brutal taunt thrown 
out by his late adversary still rankled in his 
heart. It was possible, he thought, that such 
a construction might be put upon his affec- 
tion for the child, which at best was foolish 
and Quixotic. Besides, had she not volun- 
tarily abnegated his authority and affection ? 
And what had everybody else said about 
her ? Why should he alone combat the opin- 



MLI88, 77 

ion of all, and be at last obliged tacitly to 
confess the truth of all they had predicted ? 
And he had been a participant iii a low bar- 
room fight with a common boor, and risked 
his life, to prove what ? What had he 
proved ? Nothing ! What would the people 
say? What would his friends say? What 
would McSnagley say ? 

In his self-accusation the last person he 
should have wished to meet was Mliss. He 
entered the door, and, going up to his desk, 
told the child, in a few cold words, that he 
was busy, and wished to be alone* As she 
rose he took her vacant seat, and, sitting 
down, buried his head in his hands. When 
he looked up again she was still standing 
there. She was looking at his face with an 
anxious expression. 

" Did you kill him ? " she asked. 

" No I " said the master. 

" That 's what I gave you the knife for ! '* 
said the child, quickly. 

" Gave me the knife ? " repeated the mas- 
ter, in bewilderment. 

" Yes, gave you the knife. I was there 
under the bar. Saw you hit him. Saw you 
both fall. He dropped his old knife. I gave 
it to you. Why did n't you stick him ? " 



78 MLisa. 

said Mliss rapidly, with an expressive twinkle 
of the black eyes and a gesture of the little 
red hand. 

The master could only look his astonish- 
ment. 

" Yes," said Mliss. " If you 'd asked me, 
I 'd told you I was off with the play-actors. 
Why was I off with the play-actors? Be- 
cause you would n't tell me you was going 
away. I knew it. I heard you tell the Doc- 
tor so. I was n't a goin' to stay here alone 
with those Morphers. I 'd rather die first." 

With a dramatic gesture which was per- 
fectly consistent with her character, she drew 
from her bosom a few limp green leaves, 
and, holding them out at arm's-length, said 
in her quick vivid way, and in the queer 
pronunciation of her old life, which she fell 
into when unduly excited, — 

" That 's the poison plant you said would 
kill me. I '11 go with the play-actors, or 
I'll eat this and die here. I don't care 
which. I won't stay here, where they hate 
and despise me I Neither would you let me, 
if you did n't hate and despise me too 1 " 

The passionate little breast heaved, and 
two big tears peeped over the edge of Mliss's 
eyelids, but she whisked them away with the 



ML18S. 79 

corner of her apron as if they had been 
wasps. 

^^If you lock me up In jail/' said Mliss 
fiercely, " to keep me from the play-actors, 
I '11 poison myself. Father killed himself, 
— why should n't I ? You said a mouthful 
of that root would kill me, and I always i 
carry it here," and she struck her breast 
with her clenched fist. 

The master thought of the vacant plot be- 
side Smith's grave, and of the passionate lit- 
tle figure before him. Seizing her hands in 
his and looking full into her truthful eyes, 
he said, — 

" Lissy, will you go with me ? " 

The child put her arms around his neck, 
and said joyfully, " Yes." 

'* But now — to-night ? " * 

" To-night ! " 

And, hand in hand, they passed into the 
road, — the narrow road * that had once 
brought her weary feet to the master's door, 
and which it seemed she should not tread 
again alone. The stars glittered brightly 
above them. For good or ill the lesson had 
been learned, and behind them the school of 
Bed Mountain closed upon them forever. 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKEEFLAT. 

As Mr. John Oakhurst, gambler, stepped 
into the main street of Poker Flat on the 
morning of the 28d of November, 1860, he 
was conscious of a change in its moral at- 
mosphere sinee the preceding night. Two 
or three men, conversing earnestly together, 
ceased as he approached, and exchanged sig- 
nificant glances. There was a Sabbath lull 
in tlie air, which, in a settlement unused to 
Sabbath influences, looked ominous. 

Mr. OakliursVs calm, handsome face be- 
trayed small concern in these indications 
Whether he was conscious o£ any predispos- 
ing cause was another question. " I reck- 
on they 're after somebody," he reflected ; 
"likely it's me." He returned to his pocket 
the handkerchief with which he had been 
whipping away the red dust of Poker Flat 
*'^m his neat boots, and quietly discharged 

s mind of any further conjecture. , 

In point of fact, Poker Flat was " after 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 81 

somebody." It had lately suffered the loss 
of several thousand dollars, two valuable 
horses, and a prominent citizen. It was 
experiencing a spasm of virtuous reaction, 
quite as lawless and ungovernable as any of 
the a<3ts that had provoked it. A secret 
committee had determined to rid the town of 
all improper persons. This was done perma- 
nently in regard of two men who were then 
hanging from the boughs of a sycamore in 
the gulch, and temporarUy in the banishment 
of certain other objectionable characters. I 
regret to say that some of these were ladies. 
It is but due to the sex, however, to state 
that their impropriety was professional, and 
it was only in such easily established stand- 
ards of evil that Poker Flat ventured to m 
in judgment. 

Mr. Oakhurst was right in supposing that 
he was included in this category. A few of 
the committee had urged hanging him as a 
possible example, and a sure method of re- 
imbursing themselves from his pockets of the 
sums he had won from them. '^ It 's agin 
justice," said Jim Wheeler, " to let this yer 
young man from Roaring Camp — an entire 
stranger — carry away our money." But a 
crude sentiment of equity residing in the 



82 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 

breasts of those who had been fortunate 
enough to win from Mr. Oakhurst overruled 
this narrower local prejudice. 

Mr. Oakhurst received his sentence with 
philosophic calmness, none the less coolly 
that he was aware of the hesitation of his 
judges. He was too much of a gambler not 
to accept fate. With him life was at best 
an uncertain game, and he recognized the 
usual percentage in favor of the dealer. 

A body of armed men accompanied the 
deported wickedness of Poker Flat to the 
outskirts of th.e settlement. Besides Mr. 
Oakhurst, who was known to be a coolly des- 
perate man, and for whose intimidation the 
armed escort was intended, the expatriated 
pariy consisted of a young woman famil- 
iarly known as the "Duchess; " another who 
had won the title of " Mother Shipton ; " 
and "Uncle Billy," a suspected sluice-rob- 
ber and confirmed drunkard. The cavalcade 
provoked no comments from the spectators, 
nor was any word "uttered by the escort. 
Only when th^ gulch which marked the ut- 
termost limit of Poker Flat was reached, the 
leader spoke briefly and to the point. The 
exiles were forbidden to return at the peril 
of their lives. 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKEH FLAT, 88 

As the escort disappeared, their pent-up 
feelings found vent in a few hysterical tears 
from the Duchess, some bad language from 
Mother Shipton, and a Parthian volley of 
expletives from Uncle Billy. The philo- 
sophic Oakhurst alone remained silent. He 
listened calmly to Mother Shipton's desire 
to cut somebody's heart out, to the repeated 
statements of the Duchess that she would 
die in the road, and to 'the alarming oaths 
that seemed tx> be bumped out of Uncle 
Billy as he rode forward. With the easy 
good-humor characteristic of his class, he in- 
sisted upon exchanging his own riding-horse, 
" Five Spot," for the sorry mule which the 
Duchess rode. But even this act did not 
draw the party into any closer sympathy. 
The young woman readjusted her somewhat 
draggled plumes with a feeble, faded co- 
quetry ; Mother Shipton eyed the possessor 
of " Five Spot " with malevolence, and Un- 
cle Billy included the whole party in one 
sweeping anathema. 

The road to Sandy Barf — a camp that, 
not having as yet experienced the regen- 
erating influences of Poker Flat, conse- 
quently seemed to offer some invitation to 
the emigrants — lay over a steep mountain 



84 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 

range. It was distant a day's severe traveL 
In that advanced season, the party soon 
passed out of the moist, temperate regions 
of the foot-hills into the dry, cold, bracing 
air of the Sierras. The trail was narrow 
and difficult. At noon the Duchess, rolling 
out of her saddle upon the grouiid, declared 
her intention of going no farther, and the 
party halted. 

\ The spot was singularly wild and impres- 
sive. A wooded amphitheatre, surrounded 
on three sides by precipitous cliffs of naked 
granite, sloped gently toward the crest of 
another precipice that overlooked the vaUey. 
It was, undoubtedly, the most suitable spot 
for a camp, had camping been advisable. 
But Mr. Oakhurst knew that scarcely half 
the journey to Sandy Bar was accomplished, 
and the party were not equipped or provis- 
ioned for delay. This fact he pointed out 
to his companions curtly, with a philosophic 
commentary on the folly of " throwing up 
their hand before the game was played out." 
But they were furnished with liquor, which 
in this emergency stood them in place of 
food, fuel, rest, and prescience. In spite of ^ 
his remonstrances, it was not long before 
they were more or less under its influence. 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 85 

Uncle Billy passed rapidly from a bellicose 
state into one of stupor, the Duchess became 
maudlin, and Mother Shipton snored. Mr. 
Oakhurst alone remained erect, leaning 
against a rock, calmly surveying them. 

Mr. Oakhurst did not drink. It inter- 
fered with a profession which required cool- 
ness, impassiveness, and presence of mind, 
and, in his own language, he " could n't 
afford it." As he gazed at his recimibent 
fellow-exiles, the loneliness begotten of his 
pariah-trade, his habits of life, his very vices, 
for the first time seriously oppressed him. 
He bestirred himself in dusting his black 
clothes, washing his hands and face, and 
other acts characteristic of his studiously 
neat habits, and for a moment forgot his 
annoyance. The thought of deserting his 
weaker and more pitiable companions never 
perhaps occurred to him. Yet he could not 
help feeling the want of that excitement 
which, singularly enough, was most con- 
ducive to that calm equanimity for which he 
was notorious. I He looked at the gloomy 
walls that rose a thousand feet sheer above 
the circling pines around him ; at the sky, 
ominously clouded ; at the valley below, al- 
ready deepening into shadow. And, doing 
so, suddenly he heard his own name called. 



86 THE OUTCAST a OF POKER FLAT, 

A horseman slowly ascended the trail. In 
the fresh, open face of the new-comer Mr. 
Oakhurst recognized Tom Simson, other- 
wise known as the "Innocent," of Sandy 
Bar. He had met him some months before 
over a " little game," and had, with per- 
fect equanimity, won the entire fortune — 
amounting to some forty dollars — of that 
guileless youth. After the game was fin- 
ished, Mr. Oakhurst drew the youthful spec- 
ulator behind the door and thus addressed 
him : " Tommy, you 're a good little man, 
but you can't gamble worth a cent. Don't 
try it over again." He then handed him 
his money back, pushed him gently from the 
room, and so made a devoted slave of Tom 
Simson. 



There was a remembrance of this in his 



boyish and enthusiastic greeting of Mr. Oak- 
hurst. He had started, he said, to go to 
Poker Flat to seek his fortune. " Alone ? " 
No, not exactly alone ; in fact (a giggle), he 
had run away with Piney Woods. Did n't 
Mr. Oakhurst remember Piney ? She that 
used to wait on the table at the Temperance 
House ? They had been engaged a long time, 
but old Jake Woods had objected, and so 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 87 

they had run away, and were going to Poker 
Flat to be married, and here they were. And 
they were tired out, and how lucky it was 
they had found a place to camp, and com- 
pany. All this the Innocent delivered rap- 
idly, while Piney, a stout, comely damsel of 
fifteen, emerged from behind the pine-tree 
where she had been blushing unseen, and 
rode to the side of her lover. 

Mr. Oakhurst seldom ti'oubled himself with 
sentiment, still less with propriety; but he 
had a vague idea that the situation was not 
fortunate. He retained, however, his pres- 
ence of mind sufficiently to kick Uncle Billy, 
who was about to say something, and Uncle 
Billy was, sober enough to recognize in Mr. 
Oakhurst's kick a superior power that would 
not bear trifling. He then endeavored to 
dissuade Tom Simson from delaying further, 
but in vain. He even pointed out the fact 
that there was no provision, nor means of 
making a camp. But, unluckily, the Inno- 
cent met this objection by assuring the party 
that he was provided with an extra mule 
loaded with provisions, and by the discovery 
of a rude attempt at a log-house near the 
trail. "Piney can stay with Mrs. Oak* 
hurst," said the Innocent, pointing to the 
Duchess, " and I can shift for myseliE." 



88 THE OUTCASTS OF I*OKER FLAT, 

Nothing but Mr. Oakhurst's admonishing 
foot saved Uncle Billy from bursting into a 
roar of laughter. As it was, he felt com- 
pelled to retire up the canon until he could 
recover his gravity. There he confided the 
joke to the tall pine-trees, with many slaps 
of his leg, contortions of his face, and the 
usual profanity. But when he returned to 
the party, he found them seated by a fire — 
for the air had grown strangely chill and 
the sky overcast — in apparently amicable 
conversation. Piney was actually talking in 
an impulsive, girlish fashion to the Duchess, 
who was listening with an interest and an- 
imation she had not shown for many days. 
The Innocent was holding forth, apparently 
with equal effect, to Mr. Oakhurst and 
Mother Shipton, who was actually relaxing 
into amiability. "Is this yer a d — d pic- 
nic ? " said Uncle Billy, with inward scorn, 
as he surveyed the sylvan group, the glan- 
cing firelight, and the tethered animals in 
the foreground. Suddenly an idea mingled 
with the alcoholic fuijies that disturbed his 
brain. It was apparently of a jocular nature, 
for he felt impelled to slap his leg again and 
cram his fist into his mouth. 

As the shadows crept slowly up the 



y 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 89 

mountain, a slight breeze rocked the tops 
of the pine-trees, and moaned through their 
long and gloomy aisles. The ruined cabin, 
patched and covered with pine-boughs, was 
set apart for the ladies. As the lovers 
parted they unaffectedly exchanged a kiss, 
so honest and sincere that, it might have 
been heard above the swaying pines. The 
frail Duchess and the malevolent Mother 
Shipton were probably too stunned to re- 
mark upon this last evidence of simplicity, 
and so turned without a word to the hut. 
The fire was replenished, the men lay down 
before the door, and in a few minutes were 
asleep. 

Mr. Oakhurst was a light sleeper. To- 
ward morning he awoke benumbed and cold. 
As he stirred the dying fire, the wind, which 
was now blowing strongly, brought to his 
cheek that which caused the blood to leave 
it, — snow ! 

He started to his feet with the intention 
of awakening the sleepers, for there was no 
time to lose. But turning to where Uncle 
Billy had been lying, he found him gone. 
A suspicion leaped to his brain and a curse 
to his lips. He ran to the spot where the 
mules had been tethered ; they were no longer 



90 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 

there. The tracks were already rapidly dis- 
appearing in the snow. 

The momentary excitement brought Mr. 
Oakhurst back to the fire with his usual 
palm. He did not waken the sleepers. The 
Innocent slumbered peacefully, with a smile 
on his good-humored, freckled face ; the vir- 
gin Piney slept beside her frailer sisters as 
sweetly as though attended by celestial guard- 
ians, and Mr. Oakhurst, drawing his blan- 
ket over his shoulders, stroked his mustaches 
and waited for the dawn. It came slowly in 
a whirling mist of snowflakes, that dazzled 
and confused the eye. What could be seen 
of the landscape appeared magically changed. 
He looked over the valley, and summed 
up the present and future in two words, — 
" Snowed in ! " 

A careful inventory of the provisions, 
which, fortunately for the party, had been 
stored within the hut, and so escaped the 
felonious fingers of Uncle Billy, disclosed 
the fact that with care and prudence they 
might last ten days longer. " That is," said 
Mr. Oakhurst, sotto voce to the Innocent, 
" if you 're willing to board us. If you ain't 
' — and perhaps you 'd better not — you can 
wait till Uncle Billy gets back with pro- 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 91 

visions." For some occult reason, Mr. 
Oakburst could not bring bimself to dis- 
close Uncle Billy's rascality, and so offered 
the bypotbesis tbat be bad wandered from 
tbe camp and bad accidentally stampeded 
tbe animals. He dropped a warning to tbe 
Ducbess and Motber Sbipton, wbo of course 
knew tbe facts of tbeir associate's defection. 
"Tbey'll find out tbe trutb about us all 
wben tbey find out anytbing," be added, sig- 
nificantly, " and tbere 's no good f rigbtening 
tbem now." 

Tom Simson not only put all bis worldly 
store at tbe disposal of Mr. Oakburst, but 
seemed to enjoy tbe prospect of tbeir en- 
forced seclusion. " We '11 bave a good camp 
for a week, and tben tbe snow '11 melt, and 
we '11 all go back togetber." Tbe cbeerful 
gayety of tbe young man and Mr. Oak- 
burst's calm infected tbe otbers. Tbe Inno- 
cent, witb tbe aid of pine-bougbs, extempo- 
rized a tbatcb for tbe roofless cabin, and tbe 
Ducbess directed Piney in tbe rearrange- 
ment of tbe interior witb a taste and tact 
tbat opened tbe blue eyes of tbat provincial 
maiden to tbeir fullest extent. " I reckon 
now you 're used to fine tbings at Poker 
Flat," said Piney. Tbe Ducbess turned 



92 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 

away sharply to conceal something that red- 
dened her cheeks through their professional 
tint, and Mother Shipton requested Piney 
not to " chatter." But when Mr. Oakhurst 
returned from a weary search for the trail, 
he heard the sound of happy laughter echoed 
from the' rocks. He stopped in some alarm, 
and his thoughts first naturally reverted to 
the whiskey, which he had prudently cachSd. 
" And yet it don't somehow sound like whis- 
key," said the gambler. It was not until he 
caught sight of the blazing fire through the 
stm blinding storm and the group around it 

* 

that he settled to the conviction that it was 
" square fun." 

Whether Mr. Oakhurst had cachSd his 
cards with the whiskey as something de- 
barred the free access of the commimity, I 
cannot say. It was certain that, in Mother 
Shipton's words, he " did n't say cards once " 
during that evening. Haply the time was 
beguiled by an accordion, produced some- 
what ostentatiously by Tom Simson from 
his pack. Notwithstanding some difficulties 
attending the manipulation of this instru- 
ment, Piney Woods managed to pluck sev- 
eral reluctant melodies from its keys, to an 
accompaniment by the Innocent on a pair of 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 

bone castanets. But the crowning festivitj 
of the evening was reached in a rude camp- 
meeting hymn, which the lovers, joining 
hands; sang with great earnestness and vo- 
ciferation. I fear that a certain defiant tone 
and Covenanter's swing to its chorus, rather 
than any devotional quality, caused it speed- 
ily to infect the others, who at last joined in 
the refrain : — 

*' I *in proud to live in the service of the Lord| 
And I *m bound to die in His army.'* 

'The pines rocked, the storm eddied and 
whirled above the miserable group, and the 
flames of their altar leaped heavenward, as 
if in token of the vow. 

At midnight the storm abated, the rolling 
clouds parted, and the stars glittered keenly 
above the sleeping camp. Mr. Oakhurst, 
whose professional habits had enabled him 
to live on the smallest possible amount of 
sleep, in dividing the watch with Tom ^im- 
son, somehow managed to take upon himself 
the greater part of that duty. He excused 
himself to the Innocent by saying that he 
had " often been a week without sleep." 
"Doing what?" asked Tom. "Poker!" 
replied Oakhurst, sententiously ; " when a 
man gets a streak of luck, — nigger-luck, — 



^ THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 

he don't get tired. The luck gives in first. 
Luck," continued the gambler, reflectively, 
"is a mighty queer thing. All you know 
about it for certain is that it 's boimd to 
change. And it 's finding out when it 's 
going to change that makes you. We 've 
had a streak of bad luck since we left Poker 
Hat, — you come along, and slap you get 
into it, too. If you can hold your cards 
right along, you 're all right. For," added 

the gambler, with cheerful irrelevance, — 

• 

** * I 'm proud to live in the service of the Lord, 
And I 'm bound to die in His army.' " 

The third day came, and the sun, looking 
through the white-curtained valley, saw the 
outcasts divide their slowly decreasing store 
of provisions for the morning meal. It 
was one of the peculiarities of that moun- 
tain climate that its rays diffused a kindly 
warmth over the wintry landscape, as if in 
regretful commiseration of the past. But it 
revealed drift on drift of snow piled high 
around the hut, — a hopeless, uncharted, 
trackless sea of white lying below the rocky 
shores to which the castaways still clung. 
Through the marvellously clear air the smoke 
of the pastoral village of Poker Flat rose 
miles away. Mother Shipton saw it, and 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 95 

from a remote pinnacle of her rocky fast- 
ness hurled in that direction a final mal- 
ediction. It was her last vituperative at- 
tempt, and perhaps for that reason was 
invested with a certain degree of sublimity. 
It did her good, she privately informed the 
Duchess. " Just you go out there and cuss, 
and see." She then set herself to the task 
of amusing "the child," as she and the 
Duchess were pleased to call Piney. Piney 
was no chicken, but it was a soothing and 
original theory of the pair thus to account 
for the fact that she did n't swear and was 
n't improper. 

When night crept up again through the 
gorges, the reedy notes of the accordion rose 
and fell in fitful spasms and long-drawn 
gasps by the flickering camp-fire. But mu- 
sic failed to fill entirely the aching void left 
by insufficient food, and a new diversion 
was proposed by Piney, story-telling. Nei- 
ther Mr. Oakhurst nor his female compan- 
ions caring to relate their personal experi- 
ences, this plan would have failed, too, but 
for the Innocent. Some months before he 
had chanced upon a stray copy of Mr. Pope's 
ingenious translation of the Iliad. He now 
proposed to narrate the principal incidents 



/ 

f 



96 THE 0UTCA8T8 OF POKER FLAT. 

of that poem — having thoroughly mastered 
the argument and fairly forgotten the words 
— in^ the current vernacular of Sandy Bar. 
And so for the rest of that night the Ho- 
meric demigods again walked the earth. 
Trojan bully and wily Greek wrestled in the 
winds, and the great pines in the cafion 
seemed to bow to the wrath of the son of 
Peleus. Mr. Oakhurst listened with quiet 
satisfaction. Most especially was he inter- 
ested^ in the fate of " Ash-heels," as the In- 
nocent persisted in denominating the " swift 
footed Achilles." 

So with small food and much of Homer 
and the accordion, a week passed over the 
heads of the outcasts. The sun again for- 
sook them, and again from leaden skies the 
snowflakes were sifted over the land. Day 
by day closer around them drew the snowy 
circle, until at last they looked from their 
prison over drifted walls of dazzling white, 
that towered twenty f ^t above their heads. 
It became more and more difficult to replen- 
ish their fires, even from the fallen trees be- 
side them, now half hidden in the drifts. 
And yet no one complained. The lovers 
turned from the dreary prospect and looked 
into each other's eyes, and were happy. Mr. 



THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 97 

Oakhurst. settled himself coolly to the losing 
game before him. The Duchess, more cheer- 
ful than she had been, assumed the care of 
Piney. Only Mother Shipton — once the 
strongest of the party — seemed to sicken 
and fade. At midnight on the tenth day 
she called Oakhurst to her side. " I 'm go- 
ing," she said, in a voice of querulous weak- 
ness, ^^ but don't say anything about it. 
Don't waken the kids. Take the bundle 
from under my head and open it.'* Mr. 
Oakhurst did so. It contained Mother 
Shipton's rations for the last week, un- 
touched. " Give 'em to the child," she said, 
pointing to the sleeping Piney. " You 've 
starved yourself," said the gambler. " That 's 
what they call it," said the woman, queru- 
lously, as she lay down again, and, turning 
her face to the wall, passed quietly away. 

The accordion and the bones were put 
aside that day, and Homer was forgotten. 
When the body of Mother Shipton had been 
committed to the snow, Mr. Oakhurst took 
the Innocent aside and showed him a pair 
of snow-shoes, which he had fashioned from 
the old pack-saddle. " There 's one chance 
in a hundred to save her yet," he said, point- 
ing to Piney ; *' but it 's there," he added. 



98 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT. 

pointing toward Poker Mat. " If you can 
reach there in two days she 's safe." " And 
you ? " asked Tom Simson. " I '11 stay 
here," was the curt reply. 

The lovers parted with a long embrace. 
" You are not going, too ? " said the Duch- 
ess, as she saw Mr. Oakhurst apparently 
waiting to accompany him. '^ As far as the 
cafion," he replied. He turned suddenly 
and kissed the Duchess, leaving her pallid 
face aflame and her trembling limbs rigid 
with amazement. 

Night came, but not Mr. Oakhurst. It 
brought the storm again and the whirling 
snow. Then the Duchess, feeding the Are, 
found that some one had quietly piled beside 
the hut enough fuel to last a few days longer. 
The tears rose to her eyes, but she hid them 
from Piney. 

The women slept but little. In the morn- 
ing, looking into each other's faces, they 
read their fate. Neither spoke ; but Piney, 
accepting the position of the stronger, drew 
near and placed her arm around the Duch- 
ess's waist. They kept this attitude for the 
rest of the day. That night the storm 
reached its greatest fury, and, rending asun- 
der the protecting pines, invaded the very 
hut. 



TH£ 0UTCABT8 OF POKER FLAT. 99 

Toward morning they found themselves 
unable to feed the fire, which gradually died 
away. Ajs the embers slowly blackened, the 
Duchess crept closer to Piney, and broke 
the silence of many hours: "Piney, can 
you pray ? " " No, dear," said Piney, simply. 
The Duchess, without knowing exactly why, 
felt relieved, and, putting her head upon 
Piney's shoulder, spoke no more. And so 
reclining, the younger and purer pillowing 
the head of her soiled sister upon her virgin 
breast, they fell asleep. 

The wind lulled as if it feared to waken 
them. Feathery drifts of snow, shaken from 
the long pine-boughs, flew like white-winged 
birds, and settled about them as they slept. 
The moon through the rifted clouds looked 
down upon what had been the camp. But 
all human stain, all trace of earthly travail, 
was hidden beneath the spotless mantle mer- 
cifully flung from above. 

They slept all that day and the next, nor 
did they waken when voices and footsteps 
broke the silence of the camp. And when 
pitying fingers brushed the snow from their 
wan faces, you could scarcely have told, from 
the equal peace that dwelt upon them, which 
was she that had sinned. Even the law of 



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102 MIGGLE8. 

we became dimly aware of voices. The 
driver w^s_ evidently in the midst of an ex- 



citing colloquy with some one in the road, 
— a colloquy of which such fragments as 
" bridge gone," " twenty feet of water," 
"can't pass," were occasionally distiuguish- 
able above the storm. Then came a lull, and 
a mysterious voice from the road shouted 
the parting adjuration, — 

" Try Miggles's." 

We caught a glimpse of our leaders as 
the vehicle slowly turned, of a horseman 
vanishing through the rain, and we were evi- 
dently on our way to Miggles's. 

Who and where was Miggles ? The Judge, 
our authority, did not remember the name, 
and he knew the country thoroughly. The 
Washoe traveller thought Miggles must 
keep a hotel. We only knew that we were 
stopped by high water in front and rear, 
and that Miggles was our rock of refuge. 
A teu minutes' splashing through a tangled 
by-road, scarcely wide enough for the stage, 
and we drew up before a barred and boarded 
gate in a wide stone wall or fence about 
eight feet high. Evidently Miggles's, and 
evidently Miggles did not keep a hotel. 

The driver got down and tried the gate. 
It was securely locked. 



MIG0LE8, 108 

« Higgles ! O Miggles I " 

No answer. 

" Migg-ells ! You Miggles ! " continued 
the driver, with rising wrath. 

^^ Migglesy ! " joined in the expressman, 
persuasively. " O Miggy ! Mig ! " 

But no reply came from the apparently 
insensible Miggles. The Judge, who had 
finally got the window down, put his head 
out and propounded a series of questions, 
which, if answered categorically, would have 
undoubtedly elucidated the whole mystery, 
but which the driver evaded by replying 
that '^ if we did n^t want to sit in the coach 
all night, we had better rise up and sing out 
for Miggles." 

So we rose up and called on Miggles in 
chorus ; then separately. And when we had 
finished, a Hibernian feUow-passenger ivom 
the roof called for " Maygells ! " whereat we 
all laughed. While we were laufi^hins:, the 
driver cried « Shoo ! » 

We listened. To our infinite amazement 
the chorus of " Miggles " was repeated from 
the other side of the wall, even to the final 
and supplemental " Maygells." 

" Extraordinary echo," said the Judge. 

" Extraordinary d — d skunk ! " roared the 



104 MIGGLEB, 

driver, contemptuously. " Come out of that, 
Miggles, and show yourself! Be a man, 
Miggles ! Don't hide in the dark ; I would 
n't if I were you, Miggles," continued Yuba 
Bill, now dancing about in an excess of fury. 

" Miggles ! " continued the voice, " O 
Miggles ! " 

" My good man ! Mr. Myghail ! " said the 
Judge, softening the asperities of the name 
as much as possible, ^^ consider the inhospi- 
tality of refusing shelter from the inclem- 
ency of the weather to helpless females. 
Beally, my dear sir " — But a succession 
of " Miggles," ending in a burst of laughter, 
drowned his voice. 

Yuba Bill hesitated no longer. Taking a 
heavy stone from the road, he battered down 
the gate, and, with the expressman, entered 
the enclosure. We followed. Nobody was 
to be seen. In the gathering darkness all 
that we could distinguish was that we were 
in a garden — from the rose-bushes that 
scattered over us a minute spray from their 
dripping leaves — and before a long, ram- 
bling wooden building. 

" Do you know this Miggles ? " asked the 
Judge of Yuba Bill. 

^^No, nor don't want to," said Bill, shortly, 



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HIGGLES, 106 

who felt the Pioneer Stage Company in- 
sulted in his person by the contumacious 
Higgles. 

" But, my dear sir," expostulated the 
Judge, as he thought of the barred gate. 

" Lookee here," said Yuba Bill, with fine 
irony, " had n't you better go back and sit 
in the coach till yer introduced ? I 'm going 
in," and he pushed open the door of the 
building. 

A long room lighted only by the embers 
of a fire that was dying on the large hearth 
at its farther extremity ; the walls curiously 
papered, and the flickering firelight bringing 
out its grotesque pattern ; somebody sitting 
in a large arm-chair by the fireplace. All 
this we saw as we crowded together into the 
room, after the driver and expressman. 

"Hello! be you Higgles?" said Yuba 
Bill to the solitary occupant. 

The figure neither spoke nor stirred. 
Yuba Bill walked wrathf uUy toward it, and 
turned the eye of his coach-lantern upon its 
face. It was a man's face, prejiiaturely old 
and wrinkled, with very large eyes, in which 
there was that expression of perfectly gra- 
tuitous solemnity which I had sometimes 
seen in an owl's. The large eyes wandered 



106 , MJGGLES. 

trom Bill's face to the lantern, and finally 
fixed their gaze on that luminom object, 
without further recogmtion. 

Bill restrained himself with an effort. 

" Miggles ! Be you deaf ? You ain't 
dumb, anyhow, you know ? " HJid Yuba Bill 
shook the insensate figure by the shoulder. 

To our great dismay, as Bill removed his 
Iiand, the venerable stranger apparently col- 
lapsed, — sinking into half his size and an 
nndistinguishable heap of clothing. 

" Well, dem my skin ! " said Bill, look- 
ing appealingly at us, and hopelessly retir- 
ing from the contest. 

The Judge now stepped forward, and we 

lifted tlie mysterious invertebrate back into 

his original position. Bill was dismissed 

with the lantern to reconnoitre outside, for it 

was evident that from the helplessness of this 

solitary man there must be attendants near 

at hand, and we all drew around the fire. 

The Judge, who had regained his authority, 

and had never lost his conversatiooal amia- 

, — standing before us with bis back 

I hearth, — charged us, as an imaginary 

as follows ; — 

t is evident that either our distinguished 
1 here has reached that condition do- 



MJ6QLES. 107 

scribed by Shal^speare as ^the sere and 
yellow leaf,' or has suffered some premature 
abatement of his mental and physical facul- 
ties. Whether he is really the Higgles " — 

Here he was interrupted by " Higgles ! 
O Higgles ! Higglesy ! Hig I " and in fact 
the whole chorus of Higgles in very much 
the same key as it had once before been de- 
livered unto us. 

We gazed at each other for a moment 
in some alarm. The Judge, in particular, 
vacated his position quickly, as the voice 
seemed to come directly over his shoulder. 
The cause, however, was soon discovered in 
a large magpie who was perched upon a 
shelf over the fireplace, and who immedi- 
ately relapsed into a sepulchral silence, which 
contrasted singularly with his previous volu- 
bility. It was imdoubtedly his voice which 
we had heard in the road, and our friend in 
the chair was not responsible for the discour- 
tesy. Yuba Bill, who reentered the room 
after an unsuccessful search, was loath to 
accept the explanation, and still eyed the 
helpless sitter with suspicion. He had found 
a shed in which he had put up his horses, 
but came back dripping and skeptical. 
^^ Thar ain't nobody but him within ten mile 



108 MIGGLES. 

of the shanty, and that 'ar d-— d old skee- 
sicks knows it." 

But the faith of the majority proved to 
be securely based. BUI had scarcely ceased 
growling before we heard a quick step upon 
the porch, the trailing of a wet skirt, the 
door was flung open, and with a flash of 
white teeth, a sparkle of dark eyes, and an 
utter absence of ceremony or diffidence, a 
young woman entered, shut the door, and, 
panting, leaned back against it. 

" Oh, if you please, I 'm Higgles ! " 

And this was Higgles ! this bright-eyed, 
full-throated young woman, whose wet gown 
of coarse blue stuff could not hide the beauty 
of the feminine curves to which it climg; 
from the chestnut crown of whose head, 
topped by a man's oil-skin sou'wester, to the 
little feet and ankles, hidden somewhere in 
the recesses of her boy's brogans, all was 
grace; — this was Higgles, laughing at us, 
too, in the most airy, frank, off-hand manner 
imaginable. 

"You see, boys," said sh^, quite out of 
breath, and holding one little hand against 
her side, quite unheeding the speechless dis- 
comfiture of our party, or the complete de- 
moralization of Yuba Bill, whose features 



MI0GLE8, 109 

had relaxed into an expression of gratuitous 
and imbecile cheerfulness, — " you see, boys, 
I was mor'n two miles away when you passed 
down the road. I thought you might puU 
up here, and so I ran the whole way, know- 
ing nobody was home but Jim, — and — 
and — I 'm out of breath — and — that lets 
me out.'* 

And here Higgles caught her dripping 
oil-skin hat from her head, with a mischiev- 
ous swirl that scattered a shower of rain- 
drops over us ; attempted to put back her 
hair ; dropped two hair-pains in the at- 
tempt ; laughed, and sat down beside Yuba 
Bill, with her hands crossed lightly on her 
lap. 

The Judge recovered himself first, and es- 
sayed an extravagant compliment* 

" I '11 trouble you for that har-pin," said 
Higgles, gravely. Half a dozen hands were 
eagerly stretched forward ; the missing hair- 
pin was restored to its fair owner ; and 
Higgles, crossing the room, looked keenly 
in the face of the invalid. The solemn eyes 
looked back at hers with an expression we 
had never seen before. Life and intelli- 
gence seemed to struggle back into the rug- 
ged f ace« Higgles laughed again, — it was 



100 THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT, 

Poker Flat recognized this, and turned away, 
leaving them still locked in each other's 
arms. 

But at the head of the gulch, on one of 
the largest pine-trees, they found the deuce 
of clubs pinned to the bark with a bowie- 
knife. It bore the following, written in pen- 
cil, in a firm hand : — 

4 

t 

BENEATH THIS TRKS 
LIES THE BODT 

o» 
JOHN OAKHURST, 

Wab STRUCK A STREAK OF BAD LUCK 

ON THE 23d of NOVEMBER, 1850, 

AND 

HANDED IN HIS CHECKS 

ON THE 7th DECEMBER, 1850. 

And pulseless and cold, with a derringer 
by his side and a bullet in his heart, though 
still calm as in life, beneath the snow lay he 
who was at once the strongest and yet the 
weakest of the outcasts of Poker Mat. 






HIGGLES. 

We were eight, including the driver. We 
had not spoken during the passage of the 
last six miles, since the jolting of the heavy 
vehicle over the roughening road had spoiled 
the Judge's last poetical quotation. The tall 
man beside the Judge was asleep, his arm 
passed through the swaying strap and his 
head resting upon it, — altogether a limp, 
helpless-looking object, as if he had hanged 
himself and been cut down too late. The 
French lady on the back seat was asleep, 
too, yet in a half-conscious propriety of at- 
titude, shown even in the disposition of the 
handkerchief which she held to her forehead 
and which partially veiled her face. The 
lady from Virginia City, travelling with her 
husband, had long since lost all individual- 
ity in a wild confusion of ribbons, veils, furs, 
and shawls. There was no sound but the 
rattling of wheels and the dash of rain upon 
the roof. Suddenly the stage stopped and 



112 MIGGLES. 

think, owing to the rare tact of Higgles in 
guiding the conversation, asking all the 
questions herself, yet bearing throughout a 
frankness that rejected the idea of any con- 
cealment on her own part ; so that we talked 
of ourselves, of our prospects, of the journey, 
of the weather, of each other, — of every- 
thing but our host and hostess. It must be 
confessed that Miggles's conversation was 
never elegant, rarely grammatical, and that 
at times she employed expletives the use of 
which had generally been yielded to our sex. 
But they were delivered with such a lighting 
up of teeth and eyes, and were usually fol- 
lowed by a laugh — a laugh peculiar to Hig- 
gles — so frank and honest that it seemed 
to clear the moral atmosphere. 

Once during the meal we heard a noise 
like the rubbing of a heavy body against 
the outer walls of the house. This was 
shortly followed by a scratching and snif- 
fling at the door. " That 's Joaquin," said 
Higgles, in reply to our questioning glances ; 
" would you like to see him ? " Before we 
could answer she had opened the door, and 
disclosed a half -grown grizzly, who instantly 
raised himself on his haunches, with his 
£orei»w8 hanging down in the popukr at- 






MIG0LE8. 118 

titude of mendicancy, and looking admir- 
ingly at Miggles, with a very singular resem- 
blance in his manner to Yuba Bill. ^^ That 's 
my watch-dog," said Miggles, in explana- 
tion. ^ Oh, he don't bite," she added, as the 
two lady passengers fluttered into a comer. 
" Does he, old Toppy?" (the latter remark 
being addressed directly to the sagacious 
Joai^uin). "I tell you what, boys," contin- 
ued Miggles, after she had fed and closed 
the door on Ursa Minor^ " you were in big 
luck that Joaquin wasn't hanging round 
when you dropped in to-night." "Where 
was he ? " asked the Judge. " With me," 
said Miggles. " Lord love you 1 he trots 
round with me nights like as if he was a 



man." 



We were silent for a few moments, and 
listened to the wind. Perhaps we all had 
the same picture before us, — of Miggles 
walking through the rainy woods, with her 
savage guardian at her side. The Judge, I 
remember, said something about Una and 
her lion; but Miggles received it, as she 
did other compliments, with quiet gravity. 
Whether she was altogether unconscious of 
the admiration she excited, — she could 
hardly have been oblivious of Yuba Bill's 



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114 MIGGLES. 

adoration, — I know not ; but her very frank- 
ness suggested a perfect sexual equality that 
was cruelly humiliating to the younger mem- 
bers of our party. 

The incident of the bear did not add any- 
thing in Miggles^s favor to the opinions of 
those of her own sex who were present. In 
fact, the repast over, a chillness radiated 
from the two lady passengers that no pine- 
boughs brought in by Yuba Bill and cast as 
a sacrifice upon the hearth could wholly 
overcome. Miggles felt it ; and suddenly 
declaring that it was time to "turn in," 
offered to show the ladies to their bed in an 
adjoining room. "You, boys, will have to 
camp out here by the fire as well as you 
can," she added, " for thar ain't but the one 
room." 

Our sex — by which, my dear sir, I allude 
of course to the stronger portion of human- 
ity — has been generally relieved from the 
imputation of curiosity, or a fondness for 
gossip. Yet I am constrained to say that 
hardly had the door closed on Miggles than 
we crowded together, whispering, snickering, 
smiling, and exchanging suspicions, sur- 
mises, and a thousand speculations in regard 
to our pretty hostess and her singular com- 



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MIGGLES, 116 

panion. I fear that we even hustled that 
imbecile paralytic, who sat like a voiceless 
Memnon in our midst, gazing with the serene 
indifference of the Past in his passionless 
eyes upon our wordy counsels. In the midst 
of an exciting discussion the door opened 
again and Miggles reentered. 

But not, apparently, the same Miggles 
who a few hours before had flashed upon us. 
Her eyes were downcast, and as she hesi- 
tated for a moment on the threshold, with a 
blanket on her arm, she seemed to have left 
behind her the frank fearlessness which had 
charmed us a moment before. Coming into 
the room, she drew a low stool beside the 
paralytic's chair, sat down, drew the blan- 
ket over her shoulders, and saying, " If it 's 
all the same to you, boys, as we're rather 
crowded, I '11 stop here to-night," took the 
invalid's withered hand in her own, and 
turned her eyes upon the dying fire. An 
instinctive feeling that this was only pre- 
monitory to more confidential relations, and 
perhaps some shame at our previous curios- 
ity, kept us silent. The rain still beat upon 
the roof, wandering gusts of wind stirred 
the embers into momentary brightness, until, 
in a lull of the elements, Miggles suddenly 



116 MIGGLEB. 

lifted up her head, and, throwing her hair 
over her shoulder, turned her face upon the 
group and asked, — 

" Is there any of you that knows me ? " 

There was no reply. 

" Think again ! I lived ^at Marysville in 
'63. Everybody knew me there, and every- 
body had the right to know me. I kept the 
Polka Saloon until I came to live with 
Jim. That 's six years ago. Perhaps I 've 
changed some." 

The absence of recognition may have dis- 
concerted her. She turned her head to the 
fire again, and it was some seconds before 
she again spoke, and then more rapidly : — 

" Well, you see I thought some of you 
must have known me. There 's no great 
harm done, any way. What I was going to 
say was this : Jim here " — she took his 
hand in both of hers as she spoke — " used 
to know me, if you did n't, and spent a heap 
of money upon me. I reckon he spent all he 
had. And one day — it 's six years ago this 
winter — Jim came into my back room, sat 
down on my sofy, like as you see him in 
that chair, and never moved again without 
l\elp. He was struck all of a heap, and 
never seemed to know what ailed him. The 



MIGGLES. 117 

doctors came and said as how it was caused 
all aloDg of his way of life, — for- Jim was 
mighty free and wild like, — and that he 
would never get better, and couldn't last 
long any way. They advised me to send 
him to Frisco to the hospital, for he was no 
good to any one and would be a baby all his 
life. Perhaps it was something in Jim's eye, 
perhaps it was that I never had a baby, but 
I said ' No.' I was rich then, for I was pop- 
ular with everybody, — gentlemen like your- 
self, sir, came to see me, — and I sold out 
my business and bought this yer place, be- 
cause it was sort of out of the way of travel, 
you see, and I brought my baby here." 

With a woman's intuitive tact and poetry, 
she had, as she spoke, slowly shifted her po- 
sition so as to bring the mute figure of the 
ruined man between her and her audience, 
hiding in the shadow behind it, as if she of- 
fered it as a tacit apology for her actions. 
Silent and expressionless, it yet spoke for 
her ; helpless, crushed, and smitten with the 
Divine thunderbolt, it still stretched an in- 
visible arm around her. 

Hidden in the darkness, but still holding 
his hand, she went on : — 

^^ It was a long time before I could get 



118 MIGGLES, 

the hang of things about yer, for I was used 
to company and excitement. I could n't get 
any woman to help me, and a man I dursn't 
trust ; but what with the Indians hereabout, 
who 'd do odd jobs for me, and having every- 
thing sent from the North Fork, Jim and I 
managed to worry through. The Doctor 
would run up from Sacramento once in a 
while. He 'd ask to see ' Miggles's baby,' 
as he called Jim, and when he 'd go away 
he 'd say, ' Miggles, you 're a trump, — 
God bless you ! ' and it did n't seem so 
lonely after that. But the last time he was 
here he said, as he opened the door to go, 
' Do you know, Miggles, your baby will grow 
up to be a man yet and an honor to his 
mother ; but not here, Miggles, not here ! * 
And I thought he went away sad, — and — 
and " — and here Miggles's voice and head 
were somehow both lost completely in the 
shadow. 

" The folks about Ij^re are very kind," 
said Miggles, after a pause, coming a little 
into the light again. " The men from the 
fork used to hang around here, until they 
found they was n't wanted, and the women 
are kind, — and don't call. I was pretty 
lonely until I picked up Joaquin jn the woods 



MIQGLE8. 119 

yonder one day, when he was n't so high, 
and taught him to beg for his dinner ; and 
then thar 's Polly — that 's the magpie — 
she knows no end of tricks, and makes it 
quite sociable of evenings with her talk, and 
so I don't feel like as I was the only living 
being about the ranch. And Jim here," said 
Higgles, with her old laugh again, and com- 
ing quite out into the firelight, " Jim — why, 
boys, you would admire to see how much he 
knows for a man like him. Sometimes I 
bring him flowers, and he looks at 'em just 
as natural as if he knew 'em ; and times, 
when we 're sitting alone, I read him those 
things on the wall. Why, Lord ! " said Hig- 
gles, with her frank laugh, " I 've read him 
that whole side of the house this winter. 
There never was such a man for reading as 
Jim." 

"Why," asked the Judge, "do you not 
marry this man to whom you have devoted 
your youthful life?" 

" Well, you see,' said Higgles, " it would 
be playing it rather low down on Jim to 
take advantage of his being so helpless. And 
then, too, if we were man and wife, now, 
we 'd both know that I was hound to do 
what I do now of my own accord." 



4( 



120 HIGGLES. 

"But you are young yet and attrsic^ 
tive " — 

It 's getting late," said Higgles, gravely, 

and you 'd better all turn in. Good-night, 
boys;" and, throwing the blanket over her 
head, Miggles laid herself down beside Jim's 
chair, her head pillowed on the low stool that 
held his feet, and spoke no more. The fire 
slowly faded from the hearth; we each 
sought our blankets in silence ; and pres- 
ently there was no sound in the long room 
but the pattering of the rain upon the roof, 
and the heavy breathing of the sleepers. 

It was nearly morning when I awoke from 
a troubled dream. The storm had passed, 
the stars were shining, and through the shut- 
terless window the full moon, lifting itself 
over the solemn pines without, looked into 
the room. It touched the lonely figure in 
the chair with an infinite compassion, and 
seemed to baptize with a shining flood the 
lowly head of the woman whose hair, as in 
the sweet old story, bathed the feet of him 
she loved. It even lent a kindly poetrj' to 
the rugged outline of Yuba Bill, half re- 
clining on his elbow between them and his 
passengers, with savagely patient eyes *keep- 
ing watch and ward. And then I fell asleep, 



HIGGLES, 121 

and only woke at broad day, with Yuba Bill 
standing over me, and " All aboai*d " ring- 
ing in my ears. 

Coffee was waiting for us on the table, but 
Miggles was gone. We wandered about the 
house and lingered long after the horses 
were harnessed, but she did not return. It 
was evident that she wished to avoid a for- 
mal leave-taking, and had so left us to de- 
part as we had come. After we had helped 
the ladies into the coach, we returned to the 
house and solemnly shook hands with the 
paralytic Jim, as solemnly settling him back 
into position after each hand-shake. Then 
we looked for the last time around the long, 
low room, at the stool where Miggles had 
sat, and slowly took our seats in the waiting 
coach. The whip cracked, and we were off ! 

But as we reached the highroad. Bill's 
dexterous hand laid the six horses back on 
their haunches, and the stage stopped with a 
jerk. For there, on a little eminence beside 
the road, stood Miggles, her hair flying, her 
eyes sparkling, her white handkerchief wav- 
ing, and her white teeth flashing a last 
"good-by.'* We waved our hats in return. 
And then Yuba Bill, as if fearful of fur- 
ther fascination, madly lashed his horses for- 



122 MIOGLES. 

ward, and we sank back in our seats. We 
exchanged not a word until we reached 
the North Fork, and the stage drew up at 
the Independence House. Then, the Judge 
leading, we walked into the bar-room and \ 

took our places gravely at the bar. 

" Are your glasses charged, gentlemen ? " 
said the Judge, solemnly taking off his white 
hat. 

They were. 

" Well, then, here 's to Higgles^ — GrOD 

BLESS HER I " 

Perhaps He had. Who knows ? 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

I DO not think that we ever knew his real 
name. Our ignorance of it certainly never 
gave us any social inconvenience, for at 
Sandy Bar in 1854 most men were chris- 
tened anew. Sometimes these appellatives 
were derived from some distinctiveness of 
dress, as in the case of " Dungaree Jack ; " 
or from some peculiarity of habit, as shown 
in " Saleratus Bill," so called from an undue 
proportion of that chemical in his daily 
bread ; or from some unlucky slip, as exhib- 
ited in " The Iron Pirate," a mild, inoffen- 
sive man, who earned that baleful title by 
his unfortunate mispronunciation of the term 
" iron pyrites." Perhaps this may have been 
the beginning of a rude heraldry ; but I am 
constrained to think that it was because a 
man's real name in that day rested solely 
upon his own unsupported statement. " Call 
yourself Clifford, do you ? " said Boston, ad- 
dressing a timid new-comer with infinite 



124 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

scorn ; " hell is full of such Cliffords ! " He 
then introduced the unfortunate man, whose 
name happened to be really Clifford, as 
" Jaybird Charley," — an unhallowed in- 
spiration of the moment that clung to him 
ever after. 

But to return to Tennessee's Partner, 
whom we never knew by any other than 
this relative title ; that he had ever existed 
as a separate and distinct individuality we 
only learned later. It seems that in 1853 
he left Poker Flat to go to San Francisco, 
ostensibly to procure a wife. He never got 
any farther than Stockton. At that place 
he was attracted by a young person who 
waited upon the table at the hotel where he 
took his meals. One morning he said some- 
thing to her which caused her to smile not 
unkindly, to somewhat coquettishly break a 
plate of toast over his upturned, serious, 
simple face, and to *^treat to the kitchen. 
He followed her, and "emerged a few mo- 
ments later, covered with more toast and 
victory. That day week they were married 
by a Justice of the Peace, and returned to 
Poker Flat. I am aware that something 
more might be made of this episode, but I 
prefer to tell it as it was current at Sandy 



TENNESSEtra PARTNER. 125 

Bar, — in the gulches and bar-rooms, — 
where all sentiment was modified by a strong 
sense of humor. 

Of their married felicity but little is 
known, perhaps for the reason that Ten- 
nessee, then living with his partner, one day 
took occasion to say something to the bride 
on his own account, at which, it is said, she 
smiled not unkindly and chastely retreated, 
— this time as far as Marysville, where Ten- 
nessee followed her, and where they went 
to housekeeping without the aid of a Jus- 
tice of the Peace. Tennessee's Partner took 
the loss of his wife simply and seriously, as 
was his fashion. But to everybody's sur- 
prise, when Tennessee one day returned from 
Marysville, without his partner's wife, — 
she having smiled and retreated with some- 
body else, — Tennessee's Partner was the 
first man to shake his hand and greet him 
with affection. The boys who had gathered in 
the cafion to see the shooting were naturally 
indignant. Their indignation might have 
found vent in sarcasm but for a certain look 
in Tennessee's Partner's eye that indicated 
a lack of humorous appreciation. In fact, 
he was a grave man, with a steady applica- 
tion to practical detail which was unpleasant 
in a difSculty. 



126 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

Meanwhile a popular feeling against Ten- 
nessee had grown up on the Bar. He was 
known to be a gambler ; he was suspected 
to be a thief. In these suspicions Tennes- 
see's Partner was equally compromised ; 
his continued intimacy with Tennessee after 
the affair above quoted could only be ac- 
counted for on the hypothesis of a copart- 
nership of crime. At last Tennessee's guilt 
became flagrant. One day he overtook a 
stranger on his way to Red Dog. The 
stranger afterward related that Tennessee 
beguiled the time with interesting anecdote 
and reminiscence, but illogically concluded 
the interview in the following words : " And 
now, young man, I '11 trouble you for your 
knife, your pistols, and your money. You 
see your weppings might get you into trouble 
at Red Dog, and your money 's a temptation 
to the evilly disposed. I think you said 
your address was San Francisco. I shall 
endeavor to call." It may be stated here 
that Tennessee had a fine flow of humor, 
which no business preoccupation could wholly 
subdue. 

This exploit was his last. Red Dog and 
Sandy Bar made common cause against the 
highwayman. Tennessee was hunted in very 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER, 127 

much the same fashion as his prototype, the 
grizzly. As the toils closed around him, 
he made a desperate dash through the Bar, 
emptying his revolver at the crowd before 
the Arcade Saloon, and so on up Grizzly 
Cafion ; but at its farther extremity he was 
stopped by a small man on a. gray horse. 
The men looked at each other a moment in 
silence. Both were fearless, both self-pos- 
sessed and independent, and both types of 
a civilization that in the seventeenth century 
would have been called heroic, but in the 
nineteenth simply " reckless." " What have 
you got there? — I call," said Tennessee, 
quietly. " Two bowers and an ace," said 
the stranger, as quietly, showing two revol- 
vers and a bowie-knife. " That takes me," 
returned Tennessee ; and, with this gambler's 
epigram, he threw away his useless pistol, 
and rode back with his paptor. 

It was a warm night. The cool breeze 
which usually sprang up with the going down 
of the sun behind the cAoparraZ-crested 
mountain was that evening withheld from 
Sandy Bar. The little canon was stifling 
with heated resinous odors, and the decaying 
driftwood on the Bar sent forth faint, sick- 



128 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

ening exhalations. The feverishness of day 
and its fierce passions still filled the camp. 
Lights moved restlessly along the bank of 
the river, striking no answering reflection 
from its tawny current. Against the black- 
ness of the pines the windows of the old loft 
above the express-office stood out staringly 
bright ; and through their curtainless panes 
the loungers below could see the forms of 
those who were even then deciding the fate 
of Tennessee. And above all this, etched 
on the dark firmament, rose the Sierra, re- 
mote and passionless, crowned with remoter 
passionless stars. 

The trial of Tennessee was conducted as 
fairly as was consistent with a judge and 
jury who felt themselves to some extent 
obliged to justify, in their verdict, the pre- 
vious irregularities of arrest and indictment. 
The law of Sandy Bar was implacable, but 
not vengeful. The excitement and personal 
feeling of the chase were over ; with Tennes- 
see safe in their hands they were ready to lis- 
ten patiently to any defence, which they were 
already satisfied was insufficient. There be-^ 
ing no doubt in their own minds, they were 
willing to give the prisoner the benefit of 
any that might exist. Secure in the hypoth- 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 129 

esis that he ought to be hanged, on gen- 
eral principles, they indulged him with more 
latitude of defence than his reckless hardi- 
hood seemed to ask. The Judge appeared 
to be more anxious than the prisoner, who, 
otherwise unconcerned, evidently took a grim 
pleasure in the responsibility he had created. 
" T don*t take any hand in this yer game," 
had been his invariable but good-humored 
reply to all questions. The Judge — who 
was also his captor — for a moment vaguely 
regretted that he had not shot him ^' on 
sight," that morning, but presently dismissed 
this human weakness as unworthy of the 
judicial mind. Nevertheless, when there was 
a tap at the door, and it was said that Ten- 
nessee's Partner was there on behalf of the 
prisoner, he was admitted at once without 
question. Perhaps the younger members of 
the jury, to whom the proceedings were be- 
coming irksomely thoughtful, hailed him as 
a relief. 

F4r h^ was not, certainly, an imposing 
figure. Short and stout, with a square face, 
sunburned into a preternatural redness, clad 
in a loose duck " jumper " and trousers 
streaked and splashed with red soil, his aspect 
under any circumstances would have been 



180 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

quaint, and was now even ridiculous. As he 
stooped to deposit at his feet a heavy car- 
pet-bag he was carrying, it became obvious, 
from partially developed legends and in* 
scriptions, that the material with which his 
trousers had been patched had been orig- 
inally intended for a less ambitious covering. 
Yet he advanced with great gravity, and 
after shaking the hand of each person in the 
room with labored cordiality, he wiped his 
serious, perplexed face on a red bandanna 
handkerchief, a shade lighter than his com- 
plexion, laid his powerful hand upon the 
table to steady himself, and thus addressed 
the Judge : — 

" I was passin' by," he began, by way of 
apology, "and I thought I 'd just step in and 
see how things was gittin' on with Tennessee 
thar, — my pardner. It 's a hot night. I 
disremember any sich weather before on the 
Bar." 

He paused a moment, but nobody volun- 
teering any other meteorological recollection, 
he again had recourse to his pocket-hand- 
kerchief, and for some moments mopped his 
face diligently. 

" Have you anything to say on behalf of 
the prisoner?" said the Judge, finally. 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 181 

" Thet 's it," said Tennessee^s Partner, in 
a tone of relief. " I come yar as Tennessee's 
pardner, — knowing him nigh on four year, 
off and on, wet and dry, in luck and out o' 
luck. His ways ain't allers my ways, but 
thar ain't any p'ints in that young man, thar 
ain't any liveliness as he 's been up to, as I 
don't know. And you sez to me, sez you, — 
confidential-like, and between man and man, 
— sez you, 'Do you know anything in his 
behalf ? ' and I sez to you, sez I, — confiden- 
tial-like, as between man and man, — 'What 
should a man know of his pardner ? ' " 

" Is this all you have to say ? " asked the 
Judge impatiently, feeling, perhaps, that a 
dangerous sympathy of humor was beginning 
to humanize the court. 

" Thet 's so," continued Tennessee's Part- 
ner. " It ain't for me to say anything agin' 
him. And now, what 's the case ? Here 's 
Tennessee wants money, wants it bad, and 
doesn't like to ask it of his old pardner. 
Well, what does Tennessee do ? He lays for 
a stranger, and he fetches that stranger ; 
and you lays for him, and you fetches him ; 
and the honors is easy. And I put it to 
you, bein' a far-minded man, and to you, 
gentlemen all, as far-minded men, ef this 
is n't so." 



182 TENNESSEE* a PARTNER. 

" Prisoner," said the Judge, interrupting, 
"have you any questions to ask this man?" 

" No ! no ! " continued Tennessee's Part- 
ner hastily. "I play this yer hand alone. 
To come down to the bed-rock, it 's just 
this: Tennessee, thar, has played it pretty 
rough and expensive-like on a stranger, and 
on this yer camp. And now, what 's the 
fair thing ? Some would say more ; some 
would say less. Here 's seventeen hundred 
dollars in coarse gold and a watch, — it 's 
about all my pile, — and call it square ! " 
And before a hand could be raised to pre- 
vent him, he had emptied the contents of 
the carpet-bag upon the table. 

For a moment his liffe was in jeopardy. 
One or two men sprang to their feet, several 
hands groped for hidden weapons, and a 
suggestion to " throw him from the window " 
was only overridden by a gesture from the 
Judge. Tennessee laughed. And appar- 
ently oblivious of the excitement, Tennes- 
see's Partner improved the opportunity to 
mop his face again with his handkerchief. 

When order was restored, and the man 
was made to understand, by the use of for- 
cible figures and rhetoric, that Tennessee's 
offence could not be condoned by money, his 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 138 

face took a more serious and sanguinary 
hue, and those who were nearest to him no- 
ticed that his rough hand trembled slightly 
on the table. He hesitated a moment as 
he slowly returned the gold to the carpet- 
bag, as if he had not yet entirely caught the 
elevated sense of justice which swayed the 
tribunal, and was perplexed with the belief 
that he had not offered enough. Then he 
turned to the Judge, and saying, " This yer 
is a lone hand, played alone, and without 
my parduer," he bowed to the jury and was 
about to withdraw, when the Judge called 
him back. " If you have anything to say to 
Tennessee, you had better say it now." For 
the first time that evening the eyes of the 
prisoner and his strange advocate met. Ten- 
nessee smiled, showed his white teeth, and 
saying, " Euchred, old man ! " held out his 
hand. Tennessee's Partner -took it in his 
own, and saying, " I just dropped in as I 
was passin' to see how things was gettin' 
on," let the hand passively fall, and adding 
that " it was a warm night," again mopped 
his face with his handkerchief, and without 
another word withdrew. 

The two men never again met each other 
alive. For the unparalleled insult of a bribe 



134 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

offered to Judge Lynch — who, whether 
bigoted, weak, or narrow, was at least inc(Tr- 
ruptible — firmly fixed in the mind of that 
mythical personage any wavering'determina- 
tion of Tennessee's fate ; and at the break 
of day he was marched, closely guarded, to 
meet it at the top of Marley's Hill. 

How he met it, how cool he was, how he 
refused to say anything, ' how perfect were 
the arrangements of the committee, were all 
duly reported, with the addition of a warn- 
ing moral and example to all future evil- 
doers, in the Red Dog Clarion, by its edi- 
tor, who was present, and to whose vigorous 
English I cheerfully refer the reader. But 
the beauty of that midsummer morning, the 
blessed amity of earth and air and sky, the 
awakened life of the free woods and hills, 
the joyous renewal and promise of Nature, 
and, above all, the infinite serenity that 
thrilled through each, was not reported, as 
not being a part of the social lesson. And 
yet, when the weak and foolish deed was 
done, and a life, with its possibilities and re- 
sponsibilities, had passed out of the missha- 
pen thing that dangled between earth and 
sky, the birds sang, the flowers bloomed, the 
«un shone, as cheerily as before ; and possi- 
bly the Red Dog Clarion was right. 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER, 135 

Tennessee's Partner was not in the group 
tkat surrounded the ominous tree. But as 
they turned to disperse, attention was drawn 
to the singular appearance of a motionless 
donkey-cart halted at the side of 'the road. 
As they approached, they at once recognized 
the venerable Jenny and the two -wheeled 
cart as the property of Tennessee's Partner, 
— used by him in carrying dirt from his 
claim ; and a few paces distant the owner of 
the equipage himself, sitting under a buck- 
eye tree, wiping the perspiration from his 
glowing face. In answer to an inquiry, 
he said he had come for the body of the 
^^ diseased," ^4f it was all the same to the 
committee." He did n't wish to "hurry any- 
thing;" he could wait. He was not work- 
ing that day ; and when the gentlemen were 
done with the " diseased "he would take him. 
" Ef thar is any present," he added, in his 
simple, serious way, " as would care to jine 
in the fun'l, they kin come." Perhaps it 
was from a sense of humor, which I have 
already intimated was a feature of Sandy 
Bar, — perhaps it was from something even 
better than that ; but two thirds of the loun- 
gers accepted the invitation at once. 

It was noon when the body of Tennessee 



136 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

was delivered into the hands of his partner. 
As the cart drew up to the fatal tree, we 
noticed that it contained a rough oblong box, 
— apparently made from a section of sluic- 
ing, — and half filled with bark and the tas- 
sels of pine. The cart was further decorated 
with slips of willow, and made fragrant with 
buckeye-blossoms. When the body was de- 
posited in the box, Tennessee's Partner drew 
over it a piece of tarred canvas, and gravely 
mounting the narrow seat in front, with his 
feet upon the shafts, urged the little don- 
key forward. The equipage moved slowly 
on, at that decorous pace which was habit- 
ual with Jenny even under less solemn cir- 
cumstances. The men — half curiously, half 
jestingly, but all good-humoredly — strolled 
along beside the cart ; some in advance, 
some a little in the rear, of the homely cat- 
afalque. But, whether from the narrowing 
of the road or some present sense of deco- 
rum, as the cart passed on, the company fell 
to the rear in couples, keeping step, and 
otherwise assuming the external show of a 
formal procession. Jack Folinsbee, who had 
at the outset played a funeral march in 
dumb show upon an imaginary trombone, 
desisted, from a lack of sympathy and appro- 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER, 137 

elation, — not having, perhaps, your true 
humorist's capacity to be content with the 
enjoyment of his own fun. 

The way led through Grizzly Cafioi^ by 
this time clothed in funereal drapery and 
shadowst/ The redwoods, burying their moc- 
casined feet in the red soil, stood in Indian- 
file along the track, trailing an uncouth ben- 
ediction from their bending boughs upon the 
passing bier. A hare, surprised into help- 
less inactivity, sat upright and pulsating in 
the ferns by the roadside, as the cortege 
went by. Squirrels hastened to gain a se- 
cure outlook from higher boughs; and the 
blue-jays, spreading their wings, fluttered 
before them like outriders, until the outskirts 
of Sandy Bar were reached, and the solitary 
cabin of Tennessee's Partner. 

Viewed under more favorable circum- 
stances, it would not have been a cheerful 
place. The unpicturesque site, the rude and 
unlovely outlines, the unsavory details, which 
distinguish the nest-building of the Califor- 
nia miner, were all here, with the dreariness 
of decay superadded. A few pace^ from the 
cabin there was a rough enclosure, which, in 
the brief days of Tennessee's Partner's mat- 
rimonial felicity, had been ttsed as a garden, 



V 



138 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

but was now overgrown with fern. As we 
approached it we were surprised to find that 
what we had taken for a recent attempt at 
cultivation was the broken soil about an 
open grave. 

The cart was halted before the enclosure ; 
and rejecting the offers of assistance with 
the same air of simple self-reliance he had 
displayed throughout, Tennessee's Partner 
lifted the rough coffin on his back, and de- 
posited it unaided, within the shallow grave. 
He then nailed down the board which served 
as a lid, and mounting the little mound of 
earth beside it, took off his hat, and slowly 
mopped his face with his handkerchief. 
This the crowd felt was a preliminary to 
speech; and they disposed themselves vari- 
ously on stumps and boulders, and sat ex- 
pectant. 

" When a man," began Tennessee's Part- 
ner slowly, " has been running free all day, 
what 's the natural thing for him to do ? 
Why, to come home. And if he ain't in 
a condition to go home, what can his best 
friend do ? Why, bring him home ! And 
here 's Tennessee has been running free, and 
we brings him home from his wandering." 
He paused, and picked up a fragment of 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER, 189 

quartz, rubbed it thoughtfully on his sleeve, 
and went on : ^^ It ain't the first time that 
I 've packed him on my back, as you see'd 
me now. It ain't the first time that I 
brought him to this yer cabin when he could 
n't help himself ; it ain't the first time that I 
and Jinny have waited for him on yon hill, 
and picked him up and so fetched him home, 
when he could n't speak, and did n't know 
me. And now that it 's the last time, why " 
— he paused, and rubbed the quartz gently 
on his sleeve — " you see it 's sort of rough 
on his pardner. And now, gentlemen," he 
added abruptly, picking up his long-handled 
shovel, " the fun'l 's over ; and my thanks, 
and Tennessee's thanks, to you for your 
trouble." 

Resisting any proffers of assistance, he be- 
gan to fill in the grave, turning his back 
upon the crowd, that after a few moments' 
hesitation gradually withdrew. As they 
crossed the little ridge that hid Sandy Bar 
from view, some, looking back, thought they 
could see Tennessee's Partner, his work 
done, sitting upon the grave, his shovel be- 
tween his knees, and his face buried in his 
red bandanna handkerchief. But it was 
argued by others that you could n't tell his 



140 TENNESSEE'S PARTNER. 

face from his handkerchief at that distance ; 
and this point remained undecided. 

In the reaction that followed the feverish 
excitement of that day, Tennessee's Partner 
was not forgotten. A secret investigation 
had cleared him of any complicity in Ten- 
nessee's guilt, and left only a suspicion of 
his general sanity. Sandy Bar made a point 
of calling on him, and proffering various un- 
couth but well-meant kindnesses. But from 
that day his rude health and great strength 
seemed visibly to decline ; and when the 
rainy season fairly set in, and the tiny grass- 
blades were beginning to peep from the 
rocky mound above Tennessee's grave, he 
took to his bed. 

One night, when the pines beside the 
cabin were swaying in the storm, and trail- 
ing their slender fingers over the roof, and 
the roar and rush of the swollen river were 
heard below, Tennessee's Partner lifted his 
head from the pillow, saying, " It is time 
to go for Tennessee ; I must put Jinny in 
the cart ; " and would have risen from his 
bed but for the restraint of his attendant 
Struggling, he still pursued his singular fan- 
cy : " There, now, steady, Jinny, — steady, 



TENNESSEE'S PARTNER, 141 

old girl. How dark it is ! Look out for 
the ruts, — and look out for liim, too, old 
gal. Sometimes, you know, when he 's blind 
drunk, he drops down right in the trail. 
Keep on straight up to the pine on the top 
of the hill. Thar I I told you so ! — thar he 
is, — coming this way, too, — all by himself, 
sober, and his face a-shining. Tennessee! 
Pardner ! " 

And so they met. 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

Sandy was very drunk. He was lying 
under an azalea bush, in pretty much the 
same attitude in which he had fallen some 
hours before. How long he had been lying 
there he could not tell, and did n't care ; how 
long he should lie there was a matter equal- 
ly indefinite and uncpnsidered. A tranquil 
philosophy, born of his physical condition, 
suffused and saturated his moral being. 

The spectacle of a drunken man, and of 
this drunken man in particular, was not, I 
grieve to say, of sufficient novelty in Red 
Gulch to attract attention. Earlier in the 
day some local satirist had erected a tempo- 
rary tombstone at Sandy's head, bearing the 
inscription, " Effects of McCorkle's whiskey, 
— kills at forty rods," with a hand pointing 
to McCorkle's saloon. But this, I imagine, 
was, like most local satire, personal ; and 
was a reflection upon the unfairness of the 
process rather than a commentary upon the 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 148 

• 

impropriety of the result. With this face- 
tious exception, Sandy had been undisturbed. 
A wandering mule, released from his pack, 
had cropped the scant herbage beside him, 
and sniffed curiously at the prostrate man ; 
a vagabond dog, with that deep sympathy 
which the species have for drunken men, 
had licked his dusty boots, and curled him- 
self up at his feet, and lay there, blinking 
one eye in the sunlight, with a simulation of 
dissipation that was ingenious and dog-like 
in its implied flattery of the imconscious 
man beside him. 

Meanwhile the shadows of the pine-trees 
had slowly swung around until they crossed 
the road, and their trunks barred the open 
meadow with gigantic parallels of black and 
yellow. Little puffs of red dust, lifted by 
the plunging hoofs of passing teams, dis- 
persed in a grimy shower upon the recum- 
bent man. The sun sank lower and lower, 
and still Sandy stirred not. And then the 
repose of this philosopher was disturbed, as 
other philosophers have been, by the intru- 
sion of an unphilosophical sex. 

" Miss Mary," as she was known to the 
little flock that she had just dismissed from 
the log schoolhouse beyond the pines, was 



144 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

taking her afternoon walk. Observing an 
unusually fine cluster of blossoms on the 
azalea bush opposite, she crossed the road to 
pluck it, picking her way through the red 
dust, not without certain fierce little shivers 
of disgust and some feline circumlocution. 
And then she came suddenly upon Sandy ! 

Of course she uttered the little staccato 
cry of her sex. But when she had paid that 
tribute to her physical weakness she became 
overbold, and halted for a moment, — at 
least six feet from this prostrate monster, — 
with her white skirts gathered in her hand, 
ready for flight. But neither sound nor mo- 
tion came from the bush. With one little 
foot she then overturned the satirical head- 
board, and muttered "Beasts!" — an epithet 
which probably, at that moment, conven- 
iently classified in her mind the entire male 
population of Red Gulch. For Miss Mary, 
being possessed of certain rigid notions of 
her own, had not, perhaps, properly appre- 
ciated the demonstrative gallantry for which 
the Californian has been so justly celebrated 
by his brother Californians, and had, as a 
new-comer, perhaps fairly earned the repu- 
tation of being " stuck up." 

As she stood there she noticed, also, that 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 146 

the slant sunbeams were beting Sandy's 
head to what she judged^ ne at^ unhealthy 
temperature^ ati^.tbat his hi,t wa^ lying use- 
lessly 2^iicL^ side^ To pick it up and to 
place^it over hfs face was a work requiring 
some courage, particularly as his eyes were 
open. Yet she did -it and made good her re- 
treat. But she was somewhat concerned, on 
looking back, to see that the hat was re- 
moved, and that Sandy was sitting up and 
saying something. 

The truth was, that in the calm depths of 
Sandy's mind he was satisfied that the rays 
of the sun were beneficial and healthful; 
that from childhood he had objected to lying 
down in a hat ; that no people but con- 
demned fools, past redemption, ever wore 
hats; and that his right to dispense with 
them when he pleased was inalienable. This 
was the statement of his inner conscious- 
ness. Unfortunately, its outward expression 
was vague, being limited to a repetition of 
the following formula : " Su'shine all ri' I 
Wasser maar, eh ? Wass up, su'shine ? " 

Miss Mary stopped, and, taking fresh 
courage from her vantage of distance, asked 
him if there was anything that he wanted. 

" Wass up ? Wasser maar ? ^' continued 
Sandy, in a very high key. 



146 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

" Get up, you horrid man ! " said Miss 
Mary, now thoroughly incensed ; " get up, 
and go home." 

Sandy staggered to his feet. He was six 
feet high, and Miss Mary trembled. He 
started forward a few paces, and then 
stopped. 

" Wass I ffo home for ? " he suddenly 
»led, Witt gl. ,^. 

" Go and take a bath," replied Miss 
Mary, eying his grimy person with great 
disfavor. 

To her infinite dismay, Sandy suddenly 
pidledoff his coat and vest, threw them on 
the ground, kicked off his boots, and, plimg- 
ing wildly forward, darted headlong over the 
hill, in the direction of the river, 

" Goodness Heavens ! — the man will be 
drowned ! " said Miss Mary ; and then, with 
feminine inconsistency, she ran back to the 
schoolhouse, and locked herself in. 

That night, while seated at supper with 
her hostess, the blacksmith's wife, it came to 
Miss Mary to ask, demurely, if her husband 
ever got drunk. " Abner," responded Mrs. 
Stidger, reflectively, " let 's see I Abner has 
n't been tight since last 'lection." Miss 
Mary would have liked to ask if he pre- 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 147 

ferred lying in the sun on these occasions, 
and if a cold bath would have hurt him ; 
but this would have involved an explana- 
tion, which she did not then care to give. 
So she contented herself with opening her 
gray eyes widely at the red-cheeked Mrs. 
Stidger, — a fine specimen of Southwestern 
efflorescence, — and then dismissed the sub- 
ject altogether. The next day she wrote to 
her dearest friend, in Boston : ^^ I think I 
find the intoxicated portion of this commu- 
nity the least objectionable. I refer, my 
dear, to the men, of course. I do not know 
anything that could make the women toler- 
able." 

In less than a week Miss Mary had for- 
gotten this episode, except that her after- 
noon walks took thereafter, almost uncon- 
sciously, another direction. She noticed, 
however, that every morning a fresh clus- 
ter of azalea blossoms appeared among the 
flowers on her desk. This was not strange, 
as her little flock were aware of her fond- 
ness for flowers, and invariably kept her 
desk bright with anemones, syringas, and 
lupines; but on questioning them L^ one 
and all professed ignorance of the azaleas. 
A few days later. Master Johnny Stidger, 



148 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

whose desk was nearest to the window, was 
suddenly taken with spasms of apparently 
gratuitous laughter, that threatened the dis- 
cipline of the school. All that Miss Mary 
could get from him was that some one had 
been "looking in the winder." Irate and 
indignant, she sallied from her hive to do 
battle with the intruder. As she turned the 
corner of the schoolhouse she came plump 
upon the quondam drunkard, now perfectly 
sober, and inexpressibly sheepish and guilty- 
looking. 

These facts Miss Mary was not slow to 
take a feminine advantage of, in her present 
humor. But it was somewhat confusing to 
observe, also, that the beast, despite some 
faint signs of past dissipation, was amiable- 
looking, — in fact, a kind of blonde Samson, 
whose corn-colored silken beard apparently 
had never yet known the touch of barber's 
razor or Delilah's shears. So that the cut- 
ting speech which quivered on her ready 
tongue died upon her lips, and she contented 
herself with receiving his stammering apol- 
ogy with supercilious eyelids and the gath- 
ered skirts of uncontamination. When she 
reentered the schoolroom, her eyes fell upon 
the azaleas with a new sense of revelation. 



. THK IDYL OF RED GULCH. 149 

And then she laughed, and the little people 
all laughed, and they were all unconsciously 
very happy. 

It was on a hot day — and not long after 
this — that two short-legged boys came to 
gi'ief on the threshold of the school with a 
pail of water, which they had laboriously 
brought from the spring, and that Miss 
Mary compassionately seized the pail and 
started for the spring herself. At the foot 
of the hill a shadow crossed her path, and a 
blue-shirted arm dexterously but gently re- 
lieved her of her burden. Miss Mary was 
both embarrassed and angry. ^^ If you carried 
more of that for yourself," she said spite- 
fully, to the blue arm, without deigning to 
raise her lashes to its owner, " you 'd do 
better." In the submissive sUence that fol- 
lowed she regretted the speech, and thanked 
him so sweetly at the door that he stumbled. 
Which caused the children to laugh again, 
— a laugh in which Miss Mary joined, until 
the color came faintly into her pale cheek. 
The next day a barrel was mysteriously 
placed beside the door, and as mysteriously 
fiUed with fresh spring-water every morning. 

Nor was this superior young person with- 
out other quiet attentions. ^^ Profane Bill," 



150 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, ^ 

driver of the SlumguUion Stage, widely 
known in the newspapers for his ^^gal- 
lantry" in invariably oflEering the box-seat 
to the fair sex, had excepted Miss Mary 
from this attention, on the ground that he 
had a. habit of " cussin' on up grades," and 
gave her half the coach to herself. Jack 
Hamlin, a gambler, having once silently 
ridden with her in the same coach, after- 
ward threw a decanter at the head of a con- 
federate for mentioning her name in a bar- 
room. The over-dressed mother of a pupil 
whose paternity was doubtful had often lin- 
gered near this astute Vestal's temple, never 
daring to enter its sacred precincts, but con- 
tent to worship the priestess from afar. 

With such unconscious intervals the mo- 
notonous procession of blue skies, glittering 
sunshine, brief twilights, and starlit nights 
passed over Red Gulch. Miss Mary grew 
fond of walking in the sedate and proper 
woods. Perhaps she believed, with Mrs. 
Stidger, that the balsamic odors of the firs 
" did her chest good," for certainly her 
slight cough was less frequent and her step 
was firmer ; perhaps she had learned the 
unending lesson which the patient pines are 
never weary of repeating to heedful or list- 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 161 

less ears. And so, one day, she planned a 
picnic on Buckeye Hill, and took the chil- 
dren with her. Away from the dusty road, 
the straggling shanties, the yellow ditches, 
the clamor of restless engines, the cheap 
finery of shop-windows, the deeper glitter of 
paint and colored glass, and the thin veneer- 
ing which barbarism takes upon itself in such 
localities, — what infinite relief was theirs ! 
The last heap of ragged rock and clay 
passed, the last unsightly chasm crossed, — 
how the waiting woods opened their long 
files to receive them ! How the children — 
perhaps because they had not yet grown 
quite away from the breast of the bounteous 
Mother — threw themselves face downward 
on her brown bosom with uncouth caresses, 
filling the air with their laughter ; and how 
Miss Mary herself — felinely fastidious and 
intrenched as she was in the purity of spot- 
less skirts, collar, and cuffs — forgot all^ and 
ran like a crested quail at the head of her 
brood, until romping, laughing, and pant- 
ing, with a loosened braid of brown hair, a 
hat hanging by a knotted ribbon from her 
throat, she came suddenly and violently, in 
the heart of the forest, upon the luckless 
Sandy ! 



152 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 

The explanations, apologies, and not over- 
wise conversation that ensued need not be 
indicated here. It would seem, however, 
that Miss Mary had already established 
some acquaintance with this ex-drunkard. 
Enough that he was soon accepted as one 
of the party; that the children, with that 
quick intelligence which Providence gives 
the helpless, recognized a friend, and played 
with his blonde beard and long silken mus- 
tache, and took other liberties, — as the 
helpless are apt to do. And when he had 
built a fire against a tree, and had shown 
them other mysteries of woodcraft, their 
admiration knew no bounds. At the close 
of two such foolish, idle, happy hours he 
found himself lying at the feet of the school- 
mistress, gazing dreamily in her face, as 
she sat upon the sloping hillside, weaving 
wreaths of laurel and syringa, in very much 
the same attitude as he had lain when first 
they met. Nor was the similitude greatly 
forced. The weakness of an easy, sensuous 
nature, that had found a dreamy exaltation 
in liquor, it is to be feared was now finding 
an equal intoxication in love. 

I think that Sandy was dimly conscious 
of this himself. I know that he longed to 



THE IDYL OF RED OULCH, 163 

be doing something, — slaying a grizzly, 
scalping a savage, or sacrificing himself in 
some way for the sake of this sallow-faced, 
gray-eyed schoolmistress. As I should like 
to present him in a heroic attitude, I stay 
my hand with great difficulty at this mo- 
ment, being only withheld from introducing 
such an episode by a strong conviction that 
it does not usually occur at such times. 
And I trust that my fairest reader, who re- 
members that, in a real crisis, it is always 
some uninteresting stranger or unromantio 
policeman, and not Adolphus, who rescues, 
will forgive the omission. 

So they sat there, undisturbed, the wood- 
peckers chattering overhead, and the voices 
of the children coming pleasantly from the 
hollow below. What they said matters lit- 
tle. What they 'thought — which might 
have been interesting — did not transpire. 
The woodpeckers only learned how Miss 
Mary was an orphan; how she left her 
uncle's house, to come to California, for 
the sake of health and independence ; how 
Sandy was an orphan, too ; how he came to 
California for excitement ; how he had lived 
a wild life, and how he was trying to re- 
form ; and other details, which, from a 



154 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

woodpecker's view-point, undoubtedly must 
have seemed stupid and a waste of time. 
But even in such trifles was the afternoon 
spent ; and when the children were again 
gathered, and Sandy, with a delicacy which 
the schoolmistress well understood, took 
leave of them quietly at the outskirts of the 
settlement, it had seemed the shortest day 
of her weary life. 

As the long, dry summer withered to its 
roots, the school term of Red Gulch — to 
use a local euphuism — " dried up " also. 
In another day Miss Mary would be free ; 
and for a season, at least. Red Gulch would 
know her no more. She was seated alone 
in the schoolhouse, her cheek resting on 
her hand, her eyes half closed in one of 
those day-dreams in which Miss Mary, I 
fear, to the danger of school discipline, was 
lately in the habit of indulging. Her lap 
was full of mosses, ferns, and other wood- 
land memories. She was so preoccupied 
with these and her own thoughts that a 
gentle tapping at the door passed unheard, 
or translated itself into the remembrance 
of far-off woodpeckers. When at last it 
asserted itself more distinctly, she started 
up with a flushed cheek and opened the 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 165 

door. On the threshold stood a woman, the 
self-assertion and audacity of whose dress 
were in singular contrast to her timid, ir- 
resolute bearing. 

Miss Mary recognized at a glance the 
dubious mother of her anonymous pupil. 
Perhaps she was disappointed, perhaps she 
was only fastidious; but as she coldly in- 
vited her to enter, she half unconsciously 
settled her white cuffs and collar, and 
gathered closer her own chaste skirts. It 
was, perhaps, for this reason that the em- 
barrassed stranger, after a moment's hesi- 
tation, left her gorgeous parasol open and 
sticking in the dust beside the door, and 
then sat down at the farther end of a long 
bench. Her voice was husky as she be- 
gan : — 

" I heerd tell that you were goin' down to 
the Bay to-morrow, and I couldn't let you 
go until I came to thank you for your kind- 
ness to my Tommy." 

Tommy, Miss Mary said, was a good boy, 
and deserved more than the poor attention 
she could give him. 

" Thank you, miss ; thank ye ! " cried the 
stranger, brightening even through the color 
which Bed Gulch knew facetiously as her 



156 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 

" war paint," and striving, in her embarrass- 
ment, to drag the long bench nearer the 
schoolmistress. ^^ I thank you, miss, for 
that ; and if I am his mother, there ain't a 
sweeter, dearer, better boy lives than him. 
And if I ain't much as says it, thar ain't a 
sweeter, dearer, angeler teacher lives than 
he 's got." 

Miss Mary, sitting primly behind her desk, 
with a ruler over her shoulder, opened her 
gray eyes widely at this, but said nothing. 

** It ain't for you to be complimented by 
the like of me, I know," she went on, hur- 
riedly. " It ain't for me to be comin' here, 
in broad day, to do it, either ; but I come to 
ask a favor, — not for me, miss, — not for 
me, but for the darling boy." 

Encouraged by a look in the young 
schoolmistress's eye, and putting her lilac- 
gloved hands together, the fingers down- 
ward, between her knees, she went on, in a 
low voice : — 

" You see, miss, there 's no one the boy 
has any claim on but me, and I ain't the 
proper person to bring him up. I thought 
some, last year, of sending him away to 
'Frisco to school, but when they talked of 
bringing a schoolma'am here I waited till I 



THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 167 

saw you, and then I knew it was all right, 
and I could keep my boy a little longer. 
And oh, miss, he loves you so much ; and if 
you could hear him talk abo.ut you, in his 
pretty way, and if he could ask you what I 
ask you now, you could n't refuse him. 

" It is natural," she went on rapidly, in a 
voice that trembled strangely between pride 
and humility, — " it 's natural that he should 
take to you, miss, for his father, when I first 
knew him, was a gentleman, — and the boy 
must forget me, sooner or later, — and so I 
ain't a goin' to cry about that. For I come 
to ask you to take my Tommy, — God bless 
him for the bestest, sweetest boy that lives, 
— to — to — take him with you." 

She had risen and caught the young girl's 
hand in her own, and had fallen on her 
knees beside her. 

" I 've money plenty, and it 's all yours 
and his. Put him in some good school, 
where you can go and see him, and help 
him to — to — to forget his mother. Do 
with him what you like. The worst you can 
do will be kindness to \9hat he will learn 
with me. Only take him out of this wicked 
life, this cruel place, this home of shame 
and sorrow, i ou will ! I know you will, — 



158 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH. 

won't you ? You will, — you must not, you 
cannot say no I You will make him as pure, 
as gentle, as yourself ; and when he has 
grown up, you will tell him his father's 
name, — the name that hasn't passed my 
lips for years, — the name of Alexander 
Morton, whom they call here Sandy ! Miss 
Mary 1 — do not take your hand away I Miss 
Mary, speak to me I You will take my boy ? 
Do not put your face from me. I know it 
ought not to look on such as me. Miss 
Maryl — my God, be merciful! — she is 
leaving me ! " 

Miss Mary had risen, and, in the gather- 
ing twilight, had felt her way to the open 
window. She stood there, leaning against 
the casement, her eyes fixed on the last rosy 
tints that were fading from the western sky. 
There was still some of its light on her pure 
young forehead, on her white collar, on her 
clasped white hands, but all fading slowly 
away. The smppliant had dragged herself, 
still on her knees, beside her. 

^^ I know it takes time to consider. I 
will wait here aH night ; but I cannot go 
until you speak. Do not deny me now. 
You will I — I see it in your sweet face, — 
such a face as I have seen in my dreams. 



THE IDYL OF RED QULCH. 169 

I see it in your eyes, Miss Mary! — you 
will take my boy I " 

The last red beam crept higher, suffused 
Miss Mary's eyes with something of its 
glory, flickered, and faded, and went out. 
The sun had set on Sed Gulch. In the twi- 
light and silence Miss Mary's voice sounded 
pleasantly. 

^^ I will take the boy. Send him to me 
to-night." 

The happy mother raised the hem of Miss 
Mary's skirts to her lips. She would have 
buried her hot face in its virgin folds, but 
she dared not. She rose to her feet. 

" Does — this man — know of your inten- 
tion ? " asked Miss Mary suddenly. 

" No, nor cares. He has never even seen 
the child to know it." 

"Go to him at once, — to-night, — now! 
Tell him what you have done. Tell him I 
have takan his child, and tell him — he must 
never see — see — the child again. Wher- 
ever it may be, he must not come ; wherever 
I may take it, he must not follow ! There, 
go now, please, — I 'm weary, and — have 
much yet to do ! " 

They walked together to the door. On 
the threshold the wom^n turned. 



160 THE IDYL OF RED GULCH, 

" Good-night ! " • 

She would have fallen at Miss Mary's 
feet. But at the same moment the young 
girl reached out her arms, caught the sinful 
woman to her own pure breast for one brief 
moment, and then closed and locked the 
door. 

It was with a sudden sense of great re- 
sponsibility that Profane Bill took the reins 
of the SlumguUion Stage the next morning, 
for the schoolmistress was one of his passen- 
gers. As he entered the highroad, in obe- 
dience to a pleasant voice from the " inside," 
he suddenly reined up his horses and re- 
spectfully waited, as " Tommy " hopped out 
at the command of Miss Mary. 

"Not that bush, Tommy, — the next." 

Tommy whipped out his new pocket-knife, 
and, cutting a branch from a tall azalea 
bush, returned with it to Miss Mary. 

"All right now?" 

" AU right ! " 

And the stage-door closed on the Idyl of 
Red Gulch. 



HOW SANTA CLAUS CAME TO 
SIMPSON'S BAB. 

It had been raining in the valley of the 
Sacramento. The North Fork had over- 
flowed its banks, and Rattlesnake Creek was 
impassable. The few boulders that had 
marked the summer ford at Simpson's Cross- 
ing were obliterated by a vast sheet of 
water stretching to the foot-hills. The up- 
stage was stopped at Granger's ; the last 
mail had been abandoned in the tules^ the 
rider swimming for his life. "An area," 
remarked the Sierra Avalanche, with pen- 
sive local pride, "as large as the State of 
Massachusetts is now under water." 

Nor was the weather any better in the 
foot-hills. The mud lay deep on the moun- 
tain road ; wagons that neither physical force 
nor moral objurgation could move from the 
evil ways into which they had fallen encum- 
bered the track, and the way to Simpson's 
Bar was indicated by broken-down teams 



162 BANT A CLAUa AT BIMPSOIPa BAR, 

and hard swearing. And farther on, cut off 
and inaccessible, rained upon and bedrag- 
gled*, smitten by high winds and threatened 
by high water, Simpson's Bar, on the eve of 
Christmas Day,^ 1862, clung like a swallow's 
nest to the rocky entablature and splintered 
capitals of Table Mountain, and shook in 
the blast. 

As night shut down on the settlement, a 
few lights gleamed through the mist from 
the windows of cabins on either side of the 
highway, now crossed and gullied by lawless 
streams and swept by marauding winds. 
Happily most of the population were gath- 
ered at Thompson's store, clustered aroimd 
a red-hot stove, at which they silently spat 
in some accepted sense of social communion 
that perhaps rendered conversation unneces- 
sary. Indeed, most methods of diversion 
had long since been exhausted on Simpson's 
Bar ; high water had suspended the regular 
occupations on gulch and on river, and a 
consequent lack of money and whiskey had 
taken the zest from most illegitimate recrea- 
tion. Even Mr. Hamlin was fain to leave 
the Bar with fifty dollars in his pocket, — 
the only amount actually realized of the 
large sums won by him in the successful 



BANT A C14UI9 AT SIMFSOIf'S BAR, 168 

exercise of his arduous profession. ^^Ef I 
was asked," he remarked somewhat later, — 
^^f I was asked to pint out a purty little 
village where a retired sport as didn't care 
for money could exercise hisself, frequent 
and lively, I 'd say Simpson's Bar ; but for 
a young man with a large family depending 
on his exertions, it don't pay." As Mr. 
Hamlin's family consisted mainly of female 
adults, this remark is quoted rather to show 
the breadth of his humor than the exact 
extent of his responsibilities* 

Howbeit, the unconscious objects of this 
satire sat that evening in the listless apathy 
begotten of idleness and lack of excitement. 
Even the sudden splashing of hoofs before 
the door did not arouse them. Dick BuUen 
alone paused in the act of scraping out his 
pipe, and lifted his head, but no other one 
of the group indicated any interest in, or 
recognition of, the man who entered. 

It was a figure familiar enough to the 
company, and known in Simpson's Bar as 
" The Old Man." A man of perhaps fifty 
years; grizzled and scant of hair, but still 
fresh and youthful of complexion. A face 
full of ready but not very powerful sym- 
pathy, with a chameleon-like aptitude foi 



164 banta CLAua at sijfpsoirs bar. 

taking on the shade and color of contiguous 
moods and feelings. He had evidently just 
left some hilarious companions, and did not 
at first notice the gravity of the group, but 
clapped the shoulder of the nearest man 
jocularly, and threw himself into a vacant 
chair. 

" Jest heard the best thing out, boys ! Ye 
know Smiley, over yar — Jim Smiley — fun- 
niest man in the Bar ? Well, Jim was jest 
telling the richest yarn about " — 

" Smiley 's a fool I " interrupted a 

gloomy voice. 

" A particular skunk I " added an- 
other in sepulchral accents. 

A silence followed these positive state- 
ments. The Old Man glanced quickly 
around the group. Then his face slowly 
changed. " That 's so," he said reflectively, 
after a pause, " certingly a sort of a skunk 
and suthin' of a fool. In course." He was 
silent for a moment as in painful contempla- 
tion of the unsavoriness and foUy of the 
unpopular Smiley. " Dismal weather, ain't 
it ? " he added, now fully embarked on the 
current of prevailing sentiment. "Mighty 
rough papers on the boys, and no show for 
money this season. And to-morrow 's Christ- 



mas." 



SANTA CLAUa AT SIMFSONS BAB, 165 

There was a movement among the men at 
this announcement, but whether of satisfac- 
tion or disgust was not plain. " Yes," con- 
tinued the Old Man in the lugubrious tone 
he had, within the last few moments, uncon- 
sciously adopted, — " yes, Christmas, and 
to-night 's Christmas Eve. Ye see, boys, I 
kinder thought — that is, I sorter had an 
idee, jest passin' like, you know — that may- 
be ye 'd all like to come over to my house 
to-night and have a sort of tear round. But 
I suppose, now, you would n't ? Don't feel 
like it, maybe?" he added with anxious 
sympathy, peering into the faces of his com- 
panions. 

"Well, I don't know," responded Tom 
riynn with some cheerfulness. "P'r'aps 
we may. But how about your wife, Old 
Man ? What does she say to it ? " 

The Old Man hesitated. His conjugal 
experience had not been a happy one, and 
the fact wa^^known to Simpson's Bar. His 
first wife, a delicate, pretty little woman, 
had suffered keenly and secretly from the 
jealous suspicions of her husband, until one 
day he invited the whole Bar to his house 
to expose her infidelity. On arriving, the 
party found the shy, petite creature quietly 



166 BANT A CLAUS AT SIMPSON'S BAH, 

engaged in her household duties, and retired 
abashed and discomfited. But the sensitive 
woman did not easily recover from the shock 
of this extraordinary outrage. It was with 
difficulty she regained her equanimity suffi- 
ciently to release her lover from the closet 
in which he was concealed, and escape with 
him. She left a boy of three years to com- 
fort her bereaved husband. The Old Man's 
present wife had been his cook. She '^^as 
large, loyal, and aggressive. 

Before he could reply, Joe Dimmick sug- 
gested with great directness that it was the 
" Old Man's house," and that, invoking the 
Divine Power, if the case were his own, he 
would invite whom he pleased, even if in so 
doing he imperilled his salvation. The Pow- 
ers of Evil, he further remarked, should con- 
tend against him vainly* All this delivered 
with a terseness and vigor lost in this nee- 
essary translation. 

" In course. Certainly. Thai's it," said 
the Old Man, with a sympathetic frown. 
"Thar's no trouble about thet. It's my 
own house, built every stick on it myself. 
Don't you be afeard o' her, boys. She may 
cut up a trifle rough — ez wimmin do — but 
she '11 come round." Secretly the Old Man 



SANTA CLAUB AT 8IMPB0NB BAR. 167 

trusted to the exaltation of liquor and the 
power of courageous example to sustain him 
in such an emergency. 

As yet, Dick BuUen, the oracle and leader 
of Simpson's Bar, had not spoken. He now 
took his pipe from his lips. ^^Old Man, 
how 's that yer Johnny gettin' on ? Seems 
to me he did n't look so peart last time I 
seed him on the bluff heavin' rocks at China- 
men. Did n't seein to take much interest 
in it. Thar was a gang of 'em by yar yes- 
terday, — drownded out up the river, — and 
I kinder thought o' Johnny, and how he 'd 
miss 'em I Maybe now, we 'd be in the way 
ef he Wus sick?" 

The father, evidently touched not only by 
this pathetic picture of Johnny's deprivation, 
but by the considerate delicacy of the speak- 
er, hastened to assure him that Johnny was 
better and that a ^^ little fun might 'liVen 
him up." Whereupon Dick arose, shook 
himself, and saying, " I 'm ready. Lead the 
way. Old Man : here goes," himself led the 
way with a leap, a characteristic howl, and 
darted out into the night. As he passed 
through the outer room he caught up a blaz- 
ing brand from the hearth. The actioti was 
repeated by the rest of the party, closely f ot 



W 



168 SANTA CLAU8 AT SIMPSON'S BAB, 

lowing and elbowing each other, and before 
the astonished proprietor of Thompson's 
grocery was aware of the intention of his 
guests the room was deserted. 

The night was pitchy dark. In the first 
gust of wind their temporary torches were 
extinguished, and only the red brands dan- 
cing and flitting in the gloom like drunken 
will-o'-the-wisps indicated their whereabouts. 
Their way led up Pine-Tree Canon, at the 
head of which a broad, low, bark-thatched 
cabin burrowed in the mountain-side. It was 
the home of the Old Man, and the entrance 
to the tunnel in which he worked when he 
worked at all. Here the crowd paused for a 
moment, out of delicate deference to their 
host, who came up panting in the rear. 

" P'r'aps ye 'd better hold on a second out 
yer, whilst I go in and see that things is all 
right," said the. Old Man, with an indiffer- 
ence he was far from feeling. The sugges- 
tion was graciously accepted, the door opened 
and closed on the host, and the crowd, lean- 
ing their backs against the wall and cower- 
ing under the eaves, waited and listened. 

For a few moments there was no sound 
but the dripping of water from the eaves, 
and the stir and rustle of wrestling boughs 



8ANTA CLAU8 AT 8IJfP80IP8 BAR. 169 

above them. Then the men became uneasy, 
and whispered suggestion and suspicion 
passed from the one to the other. " Reckon 
she 's caved in his head the first lick ! " 
" Decoyed him inter the tunnel and barred 
him up, likely." " Got him down and sittin' 
on him," '^Probly biling suthin' to heave 
on us : stand clear the door, boys ! " Fop 
just then the latch clicked, the door slowly 
opened, and a voice said, ^^ Come in out o' 
the wet." 

The voice was neither that of the Old 
Man nor of his wife. It was the voice of a 
small boy, its weak treble broken by that 
preternatural hoarseness wfcich only vaga- 
bondage and the habit of premature self- 
assertion can give. It was the face of a 
small boy that looked up at theirs, — a face 
that might have been pretty, and even re- 
fined, but that it was darkened by evil knowl- 
edge from within, and dirt and hard expe- 
rience from without. He had a blanket 
around his shoulders, and had evidently just 
risen from his bed. "Come in," he re- 
peated, " and don't make no noise. The 
Old Man 's in there talking to mar," he con- 
tinued, pointing to an adja<»ent room which 
seemed to be a kitchen, from which the Old 



170 BANT A ClrAUB AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 

Man's voice came in deprecating accents. 
*' Let me be," he added querulously to Dick 
BuUen, who had caught him up^ blanket 
and all, and was affecting to toss him into 
the fire ; *' let go o' me, you d — d old fool, 
d'ye hear?" 

Thus adjured, Dick Bullen lowered Johnny 
to the ground with a smothered laugh, while 
the men, entering quietly, ranged themselves 
around a long table of rough boards which 
occupied the centre of the room. Johnny 
then gravely proceeded to a cupboard and 
brought out several articles, which he depo»- 
ited on the table. *^ Thar 's whiskey. And 
crackers. And^red herons. And cheese/' 
He took a bite of the latter on his way to 
the table. ^^And sugar." He scooped up 
a mouthful en route with a small and very 
dirty hand. " And terbacker. Thar 's dried 
appils too on the shelf, but I don't admire 
'em. Appils is swellin'. Thar," he con- 
cluded, ^^ now wade in, and don't be af eard. 
/ don't mind the old woman. She don't 
b'long to me. S' long." 

He had stepped to the threshold of a small 
room, scarcely larger than a closet, parti- 
tioned off from the main apartment, and 
holding in its dim recess a small bed. He 



BANTA ULAUS AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 171 

stood there a moment looking at the ookn* 
pany, his bare feet peeping from the blan* 
ket, and nodded. 

" Hello, Johnny ! You ain't goin' to turn 
in agin, £u*e ye ? " said Dick. 

^^Yes, I are," responded Johnny decid- 
edly. 

" Why, wot 's up, old fellow ? " 

*' I 'to sick." 

« How sick ? " 

" I 've got a f evier. And childblains. 
And roomatiz," returned Johnny, and van- 
ifthed within. After a moment's pause, he 
added in the dark, apparently from under 
the bed-clothes, " And biles ! " 

There was an embarrassing silence. The 
men looked at each other and at the fire. 
Even with the appetizing banquet before 
them, it seemed as if they might again fall 
into the despondency of Thompson's grocery, 
when the voice of the Old Man, incautiously 
lifted, canie deprecatingly from the kitchen. 

" Certainly ! Thet '« so. In course they 
is. A gang o' lazy, drunken loafers, and 
that ar Dick Bullen 's the ornariest of alL 
Did n't hev no more $ahe than to come round 
yar, with sickness in the house and no pl*o^ 
vision. Thet 's what I said : ^ Bullen,' sea 



172 8 ANT A CLAUa AT SIMPSOIPS BAR 

I, ' it 's crazy drunk you are, or a fool,' sez 
I, * to think o' such a thing.' ' Staples,' I 
sez, *' be you a man, Staples, and 'speet to 
raise h — 11 under my roof, and invalids lyin' 
roimd?' But they would come, — they 
would. Thet 's wot you must 'spect o' such 
trash as lays round the Bar." 

A burst of laughter from the men fol- 
lowed this unfortunate exposure. Whether 
it was overheard in the kitchen, or whether 
the Old Man's irate companion had just then 
exhausted all other modes of expressing her 
contemptuous indignation, I cannot say, but 
a back door was suddenly slammed with 
great violence. A moment later and the 
Old Man reappeared, haply unconscious of 
the cause of the late hilarious outburst, and 
smiled blandly. 

" The old woman thought she 'd jest run 
over to Mrs. MacFadden's for a sociable 
call," he explained with jaunty indifference 
as he took a seat at the board. 

Oddly enough it needed this untoward in- 
cident to relieve the embarrassment that was 
beginning to be felt by the party, and their 
natural audacity returned with their host. 
I do not propose to record the convivialities 
of that evening. The inquisitive reader will 



8ANTA CLAUS AT aiMPSON^S BAR. 178 

accept the statement that the conversation 
was characterized by the same intellectual 
exaltation, the same cautious reverence, the 
same fastidious delicacy, the same rhetorical 
precision, and the same logical and coherent 
discourse, somewhat later in the evening, 
which distinguish similar gatherings of the 
masculine sex in more civilized localities and 
under more favorable auspices. No glasses 
were broken in the absence of any ; no liq- 
uor was uselessly spilt on the floor or table 
in the scarcity of that article. 

It was nearly midnight when the festivi- 
ties were interrupted. " Hush I " said Dick 
BuUen, holding up his hand. It was the 
querulous voice of Johnny from his adjacent 
closet : " Oh, dad ! " 

The Old Man arose hurriedly and disap- 
peared in the closet. Presently he reap- 
peared. ^^ His rheumatiz is coming on agin 
bad," he explained, " and he wants rubbin'." 
He lifted the demijohn of whiskey from the 
table and shook it. It was empty. Dick 
Bullen put down his tin cup with an embar- 
rassed laugh. So did the others. The Old 
Man examined their contents, and said hope- 
fully, " I reckon that 's enough ; he don't 
need much. You hold on, all o' you, for a 



174 SANTA CLAIT8 AT SIMPSONS BAR. 

gpell, and I '11 be back ; " and yanished in 
the closet with an old flannel shirt and the 
whiskey. The door closed but imperfectly, 
and the following dialogue was distinctly 
audible : -«• 

"Now, sonny, whar does she ache worst?" 

" Sometimes over yar and sometimes un- 
der yer ; but it 's most powerful from yer to 
yer. Rub yer, dad." 

A silence seemed to indicate a brisk rub- 
bing. Then Johnny : -— * 

" Hevin' a good time out yar, dad? " 

" Yes, sonny." 

"To-morre/'sChrismiss,^ ain't it?" 

" Yes, sonny. How does she feel now ? " 

"Better. Rub a little furder down. Wot's 
Chrismiss, any way ? Wot 's it all about ? " 

" Oh, it 's a day." 

This exhaustive definition was apparently 
satisfactory, for there was a silent interval 
of rubbing. Presently Johnny again : — 

" Mar sez that everywhere else but yer 
everybody gives things to everybody Chris- 
miss, and then she jist waded inter you. She 
sez thar 's a man they call Sandy Claws, not 
a white man, you know, but a kind o' Chine- 
min, comes down the chimbley night afore 
Chrismiss and gives things to chiUem, — 



RANT A CLAUS AT SIMPSON'S SAM. 176 

boys like me. Puts 'em in their butes! 
Thet's what she tried to play upon me. 
Easy, now, pop, whar are you rubbin' to, - 
thet 'b a mile from the place. She jest made 
that np, did n't she, jest to aggrewate me and 
you ? Don't rah thar. . . . Why, dad ! " 

In the great quiet that seemed to have 
fallen upon the house the sigh of the near 
pines and the drip of leaves without was 
very distinct. Johnny's voice, too, was low- 
ered as he went on: ^' Don't you take on 
now, for I 'm gettin' all right ^t« Wot 's 
the boys doin' out thar? " 

The Old Man partly opened the door and 
peered through. His guests were sitting 
there sociably enough, and there were a 
few silver coins and a lean buckskin purse 
on the table. " Bettin' on suthin', — some 
little game or 'nother. They 're all right," 
he replied to Johnny, and recommenced his 
rabbing. 

^^ I 'd like to take a hand and win some 
money," said Johnny reflectively, after a 
pause. 

The Old Man glibly repeated what was 
evidently a familiar formula, that if Johnny 
Would wait until he struck it rich in the tun- 
nel, he 'd have lots of money, etc., etc. 



176 8ANTA CLAU8 AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 

**Yes," said Johnny, "but you don't. 
And whether you strike it or I win it, it 's 
about the same. It 's all luck. But it 's 
mighty cur'o's about Chrismiss, — ain't it? 
Why do they call it Chrismiss ?" 

Perhaps from some instinctive deference 
to the overhearing of his guests, or from 
some vague sense of incongruity, the Old 
Man's reply was so low as to be inaudible 
beyond the room. 

"Yes," said Johnny, with some slight 
abatement of interest, " I 've heerd o' him 
before. Thar, that '11 do, dad. I don't ache 
near so bad as I did. Now wrap me tight 
in this yer blanket. So. Now," he added 
in a muffled whisper, " sit down yer by me 
till I go asleep." To assure himself of obe- 
dience, he disengaged one hand from the 
blanket, and, grasping his father's sleeve, 
again composed himself to rest. 

For some moments the Old Man waited 
patiently. Then the unwonted stillness of 
the house excited his curiosity, and without 
moving from the bed he cautiously opened 
the door with his disengaged hand, and 
looked into the main room. To his infinite 
surprise it was dark and deserted. But even 
then a smouldering log on the hearth broke, 



BANTJl CLAUS at filMPSOIPS BAB. 177 

and by the upspringing blaze he saw the 
figure of Dick Bullen sitting by the dying 
embers. 

" HeUo ! " 

Dick started, rose, and came somewhat 
unsteadily toward him. 

" Whar 's the boys ? " said the Old Man. 

^^Gone up the cafilon on a little ^a^ear. 
They 're coming back for me in a niiinit. 
I 'm waitin' round fop 'em. What are you 
starin' at, Old Man?" he added, with a 
forced laugh ; " do you think I 'm drunk ? " 

The Old Man might have been pardoned 
the supposition, for Dick's eyes were hu- 
mid and his face flushed. He loitered and 
lounged back to the chimney, yawned, shook 
himself, buttoned up his coat and laughed. 
" Liquor ain't so plenty as that. Old Man. 
Now don't you git up," he continued, as the 
Old Man made a movement to release his 
Bleeve from Johnny's hand. "Don't you 
mind manners. Sit jest whar you be ; I 'm 
goin' in a jiffy. Thar, that 's them now." 

There was a low tap at the door. Dick 
Bullen opened it quickly, nodded "Good- 
night " to his host, and disappeared. The 
Old Man would have followed him but for 
the hand that still unconsciously grasped his 



178 SANTA CLAUa AT SIMPS OIPS BAR. 

• 

sleeve. He could have easily disengaged it ; 
it was small, weak, and emaciated. But 
perhaps because it was small, weak, and 
emaciated he changed his mind, and, draw- 
ing his chair closer to the bed, rested his 
head upon it. In this defenceless attitude 
the potency of his earlier potations surprised 
him. The room flickered and faded before 
his eyes, reappeared, faded again, went out, 
and left him — asleep. 

Meantime Dick Bullen, closing the door, 
confronted his companions. " Are you 
ready ? " said Staples. " Ready,'* said Dick ; 
" what 's the time ? " " Past twelve," was 
the reply ; " can you \nake it ? — it 's nigh 
on fifty miles, the round trip hither and 
yon." " I reckon," returned Dick shortly. 
*'Whar's the mare?" "Bill and Jack's 
holdin' her at the crossin'." " Let 'em hold 
on a minit longer," said Dick. 

He turned and reentered the house softly. 
By the light of the guttering candle and 
dying fire he saw that the door of the little 
room was open. He stepped toward it on 
tiptoe and looked in. The Old Man had 
fallen back in his chair, snoring, his helpless 
feet thrust out in a line with his collapsed 
shoulders, and his hat pulled over his eyes. 



BANT A CLAUS AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 179 

Beside him, on a narrow wooden bedstead, 
lay Johnny, muffled tightly in a blanket that 
hid all save a strip of forehead and a few 
curls damp with perspiration. Dick Bullen 
made a step forward, hesitated, and glanced 
over his shoulder into the deserted room. 
Everything was quiet. With a sudden res- 
olution he parted his huge mustaches with 
both hands, and stooped over the sleeping 
boy. But even as he did so a mischievous 
blast, lying in wait, swooped down the chim- 
ney, rekindled the hearth, and lit up the 
room with a shameless glow, from which 
Dick' fled in bashful terror. 

His companions were already waiting for 
him at the crossing. Two of them were 
struggling in the darkness with some strange 
misshapen bulk, which as Dick came nearer 
took the semblance of a great yellow horse. 

It was the mare. She was not a pretty 
picture. From her Boman nose to her ris- 
ing haunches, from her arched spine hidden 
by the stiff machillas of a Mexican saddle, 
to her thick, straight, bony legs, there was 
not a line of equine grace. In her half- 
blind but wholly vicious white eyes, in her 
protruding under^lip, in her monstrous color, 
there was nothing but ugliness and vice. 



180 8 ANT A CLAUB AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 

" Now, then," said Staples, " stand d'ar 
of her heels, boy, and up with you. Don't 
miss your first holt of her mane, and mind 
ye get your off stirrup quick. Ready 1 " 

There was a leap, a scrambling straggle, 
a bound, a wild retreat of the crowd, a circle 
of flying hoofs, two springless leaps that 
jarred the earth, a rapid pky and jingle of 
spurs, a plunge, and then the voice of Dick 
somewhere in the darkness. " All right ! " 

'' Don't take the lower road back onless 
you 're hard pushed for time ! Don't hold 
her in down hill. We '11 be at the ford at 
five. G'lang I Hoopa ! Mula ! GO 1 " 

A splash, a spark struck from the ledge 
in the rpad, a clatter in the rocky cut be- 
yond, and Dick was gone. 

Sing, O Muse, the ride of Kichard Bul- 
len ! Sing, O Muse, of chivalrous men ! the 
sacred quest, the doughty deeds, the battery 
of low churls, the fearsome ride and grue- 
some perils of the Flower of Simpson's Bar 1 
Alack I she is dainty, this Muse ! She will 
have none of this bucking brute and swag- 
gering, ragged rider, and I must fain follow 
him in prose, afoot ! 

It was one o'clock, and yet he had only 



SANTA CLAU8 AT 8IMP80IPS BAR, 181 

gained Rattlesnake Hill. For in that time 
Jovita had rehearsed to him all her imper- 
fections and practised all her vices. Thrice 
had she stumbled. Twice had she thrown 
up her Roman nose in a straight line with 
the reins, and, resisting bit and spur, struck 
out madly across country. Twice had she 
reared, and, rearing, fallen backward; and 
twice had the agile Dick, unharmed, re- 
gained his seat before she found her vicious 
legs again. And a mile beyond them, at the 
foot of a long hill, was Rattlesnake Creek. 
Dick knew that here was the crucial test of 
his ability to perform his enterprise, set his 
teeth grimly, put his knees well into her 
flanks, and changed his defensive tactics to 
brisk aggression. Bullied and maddened, 
Jovita began the descent of the hill. Here 
the artful Richard pretended to hold her 
in with ostentatious objurgation and well- 
feigned cries of alarm. It is unnecessary to 
add that Jovita instantly ran away. Nor 
need I state the time made in the descent ; it 
is written in the chronicles of Simpson's 
Bar. Enough that in another moment, as it 
seemed to Dick, she was splashing on the 
overflowed banks of Rattlesnake Creek. As 
Dick expected, the momentum she had ae- 



182 SANTA CLAU8 AT SIMPSONS BAR. 

quired carried her. beyond the point of balk- 
ing, and, holding her well together for a 
mighty leap, they dashed into the middle of 
the swiftly flowing current. A few moments 
of kicking, wading, and swimming, and Dick 
drew a long breath on the opposite bank. 

The road from Kattlesnake Creek to Bed 
Mountain was tolerably level. Either the 
plunge in Rattlesnake Creek had dampened 
her baleful fire, or the art which led to it 
had shown her the superior wickedness of 
her rider, for Jovita no longer wasted her 
surplus energy in wanton conceits. Once 
she bucked, but it was from force of habit ; 
once she shied, but it was from a new, 
freshly-painted meeting-house at the cross- 
ing of the county road. Hollows, ditches, 
gravelly deposits, patches of f reshly-spring- 
ing grasses, flew from beneath her rattling 
hoofs. She began to smell unpleasantly, 
once or twice she coughed slightly, but there 
was no abatement of her strength or speed. 
By two o'clock he had passed Red Mountain 
and begun the descent to the plain. Ten 
minutes later the driver of the fast Pioneer 
coach was overtaken and passed by a " man 
on a Pinto boss," — an event sufficiently 
notable for remark. At half past two Dick 



8AHTA CLAUa AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 183 

rose in his stirrups with a great shout. Stars 
were glittering through the rifted clouds, 
and beyond him, out of the plain, rose two 
spires, a flagstaff, and a straggling line of 
black objects. Dick jingled his spurs and 
swung his riata^ Jovita bounded forward, 
and in another moment they swept into Tut- 
tleville, and drew up before the wooden 
piazza of " The Hotel of All Nations." 

What transpired that night at Tuttleville 
is not strictly a part of this record. Briefly 
I may state, however, that after Jovita had 
been handed over to a sleepy ostler, whom 
she at once kicked into unpleasant conscious- 
ness, Dick sallied out with the barkeeper for 
a tour of the sleeping town. Lights still 
gleamed from a few saloons and gambling- 
houses; but, avoiding these, they stopped 
before several closed shops, and by persist- 
ent tapping and judicious outcry roused the 
proprietors from their beds, and made them 
unbar the doors of their magazines and ex- 
pose their wares. Sometimes they were met 
by curses, but oftener by interest and some 
concern in their needs, and the interview 
was invariably concluded by a drink. It 
was three o'clock before this pleasantry wa^ 
given over, ai^d with a i^mall waterproof bag 



184 a ANT A CLAU8 AT 8lMPaOIP& BAR. 

of India rubber strapped on bis shoulders 
Dick returned to the hotel. But here he 
was waylaid by Beauty, — Beauty opulent 
in charms, affluent in dress, persuasive in 
speech, and Spanish in accent ! In vain she 
repeated the invitation in " Excelsior," hap- 
pily scorned by all Alpine-climbing youth, 
and rejected by this child of the Sierras,— 
a rejection softened in this instance by a 
laugh and his last gold coin. And then he 
sprang to the saddle, and dashed down the 
lonely street and out into the lonelier plain, 
where presently the lights, the black line of 
houses, the spires, and the flagstaff sank into 
the earth behind him again and were lost in 
the distance. 

The storm had cleared away, the air was 
brisk and cold, the outlines of adjacent land- 
marks were distinct, but it was half past 
four before Dick reached the meeting-house 
and the crossing of the county road. To 
avoid the rising grade he had taken a longer 
and more circuitous road, in whose vis- 
cid mud Jovita sank fetlock deep at every 
bound. It was a poor preparation for a 
steady ascent of five miles more ; but Jo- 
vita, gathering her legs under her, took it 
with her usual blind, unreasoning fury, and 



BANTA CLAUa AT BIMPBOIPS BAR. 185 

a half hour later reached the long level that 
led to Rattlesnake Creek. Another half 
hour would bring him to the creek. He 
threw the reins lightly upon the neck of the 
mare, chirruped to her, and began to sing. 

Suddenly Jovita shied with a bound that 
would have unseated a less practised rider. 
Hanging to her rein was a figure that had 
leaped from the bank, and at the same time 
from the road before her arose a shadowy 
horse and rider. '•* Throw up your hands," 
commanded the second apparition, with an 
oath. 

Dick felt the mare tremble, quiver, and 
apparently sink under him. He knew what 
it meant, and was prepared. 

^' Stand aside. Jack Simpson. I know 
you^ you d— d thief ! Let me pass, or " — 

He did not finish the sentence. Jovita 
rose straight in the air with a terrific bound, 
throwing the figure from her bit with a sin- 
gle shake of her vicious head, and charged 
with deadly malevolence down on the im- 
pediment before her. An oath, a pistol-shot, 
horse and highwayman rolled over in the 
road, and the next moment Jovita was a 
hundred yards away. But the good right 
arm of her rider, shattered by a bullet, 
dropped helplessly a* his side. 



186 SANTA CLAUS AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 

Without slacking his speed he shifted the 
reins to his left hand. But a few moments 
later he was obliged to halt and tighten the 
saddle-girths that had slipped in the onset. 
This in his crippled condition took some 
time. He had CjQ iJear of pursuit, but, look- 
ing up, he saw that the eastern stars were 
already paling, and that the distant peaks 
had lost their ghostly whiteness, and now 
stood out blackly against a lighter sky. 
Day wi^ upon him. Then completely ab- 
sorbed in a single idea, he forgot the pain 
of his wound, and, mounting again, dashed 
on towards Rattlesnake Creek. But now 
Jovita's breath came broken by gasps, Dick 
reeled in his saddle, and brighter and 
brighter grew the sky. 

Bide, Richard ; run, Jovita ; linger, O 
day! 

For the last few rods there was a roaring 
in his ears. Was it exhaustion from a loss 
of blood, or what ? He was dazed and giddy 
as he swept down the hill, and did not 
recognize his surroundings. Had he taken 
the wrong road, or was this Rattlesnake 
Creek? 

It was. But the brawling creek he had 
swam a few hours before had risen, more 



SANTA CLAU8 AT SIMPSON'S BAR. 187 

than doubled its volume, and now rolled a 
swift and resistless river between him and 
Rattlesnake Hill. For the first time that 
night Richard's heart sank within him. The 
river, the mountain, the quickening east, 
swam before his eyes. He shut them to 
recover his self-controL In that brief inter- 
val, by some fantastic mental process, the 
little room ^at Simpson's Bar and the fig- 
ures of the sleeping father and" son rose 
upon him. He opened his eyes wildly, cast 
off his coat, pistol, boots, and saddle, bound 
his precious pack tightly to his shoulders, 
grasped the bare flanks of Jovita with his 
bared knees, and with a shout dashed into 
the yellow water. A cry rose from the 
opposite bank as the head of a man and 
horse struggled for a few moments against 
the battling current, and then were swept 
away amidst uprooted trees and whirUng 
driftwood. 



The Old Man started and woke. The fire 
on the hearth was dead, the candle in the 
outer room flickering in its socket, and 
somebody was rapping at the door. He 
opened it, but fell back with a cry before 
the dripping, half-naked figure that reeled 
against the doorpost. 



188 8ANTA CLAVa AT BIMPSOJ^S BAJL 

"Dick?" 

" Hush ! Is he awake yet ? " 

" No ; but, Dick " — 

"Dry up, you old fool! Get me some 
whiskey, quick I " The Old Man flew, and 
returned with — an empty bottle I Dick 
would have sworn, but his strength was not 
equal to the occasion. He staggered, caught 
at the handle of the door, and motioned to 
the Old Man. 

" Thar 's suthin' in my pack yer for Johnny. 
Take it oflf. I can't." 

The Old Man unsti*apped the pack, and 
laid it before the exhausted man. 

" Open it, quick." 

He did so with trembling fingers. It con- 
tained only a few poor toys, — cheap and 
barbaric enough, goodness knows, but bright 
with paint and tinsel. One of them was 
broken; another, I fear, was irretrievably 
ruined by water; and on the third — ah mel 
there was a cruel spot. 

" It don't look like much, that 's a fact," 
said Dick ruefully. ..." But it 's the best 
we could do. . • . Take 'em. Old Man, and 
put 'em in his stocking, and tell him — tell 
him, you know — hold me, Old Man" — 
The Old Man caught at his sinking figure. 



SANTA CLAUS AT SIMPSON^S BAR. 189 

"Tell him," said Dick, with a weak little 
laugh, — " tell him Sandy Claus has come." 
And even so, bedraggled, ragged, imshaven 
and unshorn, with one arm hanging help- 
lessly at his side, Santa Clans came to 
Simpson's Bar, and fell fainting on the first 
threshold. The Christmas dawn came slowly 
after, touching the remoter peaks with the 
rosy warmth of ineffable love. And it 
looked so tenderly on Simpson's Bar that 
the whole mountain, as if caught in a gen- 
erous action, blushed to the skies. 



THE FOOL OP FIVE FORKS. 

He lived alone. I do not think this pe- 
culiarity arose from any wish to withdraw 
his foolishness from the rest of the camp, 
nor was it probable that the combined wis- 
dom of Five Forks ever drove him into ex- 
ile. My impression is that he lived alone 
from choice, — a choice he made long before 
the camp indulged in any criticism of his 
mental capacity. He was much given to 
moody reticence, and although to outward 
appearances a strong man was always com- 
plaining of ill health. Indeed, one theory 
of his isolation was that it afforded him bet- 
ter opportunities for taking medicine, of 
which he habitually consumed large quan- 
tities. 

His folly first dawned upon Five Forks 
through the Post Office windows. He was 
for a long time the only man who wrote 
home by every mail, his letters being always 
directed to the same person, — a woman. 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 191 

Now it SO happened that the bulk of the 
Five Forks' correspondence was usually the 
other way ; there were many letters received, 
— the majority being in the female hand, — 
but very few answered. 

The men received them indifferently, or 
as a matter of course; a few opened and 
read them on the spot with a barely repressed 
smile of self-conceit, or quite as frequently 
glanced over them with undisguised impa- 
tience. Some of the letters began with 
" My dear husband," and some were never 
called for. But the fact that the only regular 
correspondent of Five Forks never received 
any reply became at last quite notorious. 
Consequently, when an envelope was received 
bearing the stamp of the " Dead Letter Of- 
fice," addressed to the Fool under the more 
conventional title of " Cyrus Hawkins," 
there was quite a fever of excitement. I do 
not know how the secret leaked out, but it 
was eventually known to the camp that the 
envelope contained Hawkins' own letters re- 
turned. This was the first evidence of his 
weakness ; any man who repeatedly wrote to 
a woman who did not reply must be a fool. 
I think Hawkins suspected that his folly was 
known to the camp, but he took refuge in 



192 TSE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

symptoms of chills and fever, wUch he at 
once developed, and effected a diversion with 
three bottles of Indian cholagogue and two 
boxes of pills. At all events, at the end of 
a week he resumed a pen, stiffened by ton- 
ics, with all his old epistolatory pertinacity. 
This time the letters had a new address. 

In those days a popular belief obtained in 
the mines that Luck particularly favored the 
foolish and unscientific. Consequently, when 
Hawkins struck a " pocket " in the hillside 
near his solitary cabin, there was but little 
surprise. ^' He will sink it all in the next 
hole," was the prevailing belief, predicated 
upon the usual manner in which the pos- 
sessor of " nigger luck " disposed of his for- 
tune. To everybody's astonishment, Haw- 
kins, after taking out about eight thousand 
dollars, and exhausting the pocket, did not 
prospect for another. The camp then waited 
patiently to see what he would do with his 
money. I think, however, that it was with 
the greatest difficulty their indignation was 
kept from taking the form of a personal as- 
sault when it became known that he had 
purchased a draft for eight thousand dollars 
in favor of " that woman." More than this, 
it was finally whispered that the draft was 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 193 

returned to him, as his letters had been, and 
that he was ashamed to reclaim the money 
at the express office. " It would n't be a 
bad speckilation to go East, get some smart 
gal for a hundred dollars to dress herself up 
and represent that hag, and jest freeze on to 
that eight thousand," suggested a far-seeing 
financier. I may state here that we always 
alluded to Hawkins' fair unknown as " The 
Hag," without having, I am confident, the 
least justification for that epithet. 

That the Fool should gamble seemed emi- 
nently fit and proper. That he should occa- 
sionally win a large stake, according to that 
popular theory which I have recorded in the 
preceding paragraph, appeared also a not 
improbable or inconsistent fact. That he 
should, however, break the faro bank which 
Mr. John Hamlin had set up in Five Forks, 
and carry off a sum variously estimated at 
from ten to twenty thousand dollars, and not 
return the next day and lose the money at 
the same table, really appeared incredible. 
Yet such was the fact. A day or two passed 
without anv known investment of Mr. Haw- 
kins' recently acquired capital. " Ef he al- 
lows to send it to that Hag," said one prom- 
inent citizen, ^' suthin' ought to be done ! 



194 TBE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

It's jest ruinin* the reputation of this yer 
camp, — this sloshin' around o' capital on 
non-residents ez don't claim it I " " It 's 
settin' an example o' extravagance," said 
another, ^'ez is little better nor a swindle. 
Thar 's mor 'n five men in this camp thet, 
hearin' thet Hawkins had sent home eight 
thousand dollars, must jest rise up and send 
home their hard earnings, tool And then 
to think thet that eight thousand was only a 
bluff, after all, and thet it 's lyin' there on 
call in Adams & Co.'s bank ! Well I I say 
it's one o' them things a vigilance commit- 
tee oughter look into ! " 

When there seemed no posribUity of this 
repetition of Hawkins' folly, the anxiety to 
know what he had really done with his 
money became intense. At last a self-ap- 
pointed committee of four citizens dropped 
artfully, but to outward appearances care- 
lessly, upon him in his seclusion. When 
some polite formalities had been exchanged, 
and some easy vituperation of a backward 
season offered by each of the parties, Tom 
Wingate approached the subject : — 

" Sorter dropped heavy on Jack Hamlin 
the other night, did n't ye ? He allows you 
did n't give him no show for revenge. I said 



TWS FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 195 

you wasn't no such d — d fool, didn't I, 
Dick?'' continued the artful Wingate, ap- 
pealing to a confederate. 

" Yes," said Dick promptly. " You said 
twenty thousand dollars was n't goin' to be 
thrown around recklessly. You said Cyrus 
had suthin' better to do with his capital," 
superadded Dick, with gratuitous mendacity. 
'^ I disremember now what partickler invest- 
ment you said he was goin' to make with it," 
he continued, appealing with easy indiffer- 
ence to his friend. 

Of course Wingate did not reply, but 
looked at the Fool, who, with a troubled 
face, was rubbing his legs softly. After a 
pause he turned deprecatingly toward his 
visitors. 

" Ye did n't enny of ye ever hev a sort of 
tremblin' in your legs, — a kind o' shakiness 
from the knee down ? Suthin'," he contin- 
ued, slightly brightening with his topic, — 
^* suthin' that begins like chills and yet ain't 
chills. A kind o' sensation of goneness here, 
and a kind o' feelin' as if you might die 
suddent I When Wright's Pills don't some- 
how reach the spot, and Quinine don't fetch 
you?" 

"Nol " said Wingate, with a curt direct- 



196 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKB, 

ness and the air of authoritatively respond- 
ing for his friends. " No, never had. You 
was speakin' of this yer investment." 

"And your bowels all the time irregu- 
lar!" continued Hawkins, blushing under 
Wingate's eye, and yet clinging despairingly 
to his theme like a shipwrecked mariner to 
his plank. 

Wingate did not reply, but glanced signif- 
icantly at the rest. Hawkins evidently saw 
this recognition of his mental deficiency, and 
said apologetically, "You was saying suthin' 
about my investment ? " 

"Yes," said Wingate, so rapidly as to 
almost take Hawkins' breath away, — " the 
investment you made in " — 

" Rafferty's Ditch," said the Fool, timidly. 

For a moment the visitors could only stare 
blankly at each other. " Rafferty's Ditch," 
the one notorious failure of Five Forks! 
Rafferty's Ditch, the impracticable scheme 
of an utterly unpractical man; Rafferty's 
Ditch, a ridiculous plan for taking water 
that could not be got to a place where it 
was n't wanted ! Rafferty's Ditch, that had 
buried the fortunes of Rafferty and twenty 
wretched stockholders in its muddy depths 1 

** And thet 's it, is it ? " said Wingate, 



THE FOOU OF FIVE FORKS. 197 

after a gloomy pause. " Thet 's it ! I see 
it all now, boys. That 's how ragged Pat 
Rafiferty went down to San Francisco yes- 
terday in store clothes, and his wife and four 
children went off in a kerridge to Sacra- 
mento. Thet 's why them ten workmen of 
his, ez hed n't a cent to bless themselves 
with, was playin' billiards last night and 
eatin' isters. Thet 's whar that money kum 
frum — one^ hundred dollars — to pay for 
thet long advertisement of the new issue of 
Ditch stock in the Times yesterday. Thet 'a 
why them six strangers were booked at the 
Magnolia Hotel yesterday. Don't you see 

— it 's thet money and thet Fool ! " 

The Fool sat silent. The visitors rose 
without a word. 

"Yo« never took any of them Indian 
Vegetable Pills?" asked Hawkins timidly 
of Wingate. 

" No," roared Wingate, as he opened the 
door. 

" They tell me that took with the Pa^stcea 

— they was out o' the P^acea when I went 
to the drug store last weet"^^ they say that 
took with the Panacea they always effect a 
certing cure." But by this time Wingate 
and his disgusted friends had retreated, 



198 THE FOOL OF FI^F FORKS. 

slamming the door on the Fool and his ail* 
ments. 

Nevertheless, in six months the whole 
affair was forgotten, the money had been 
spent — the " Ditch " had been purchased 
by a company of Boston capitalists, fired by 
the glowing description of an Eastern tour- 
ist, who had spent one drunken night at 
Five Forks — and I think even the mental 
condition of Hawkins might haye remained 
undisturbed by criticism, but for a singular 
incident. 

It was during an exciting political cam- 
paign, when party feeling ran high, that the 
irascible Captain McFadden, of Sacramento, 
visited Five Forks. During a heated dis- 
cussion in the Prairie Eose Saloon, words 
passed between the Captain and the Honor- 
able Calhoun Bungstarter, ending in a chal- 
lenge. The Captain bore the infelix reputa- 
tion of being a notorious duellist and a dead 
shot : the Captain was unpopular ; the Cap- 
tain was believed to have been sent by the 
opposition for a deadly pui'pose; and the 
Captain was, moreover, a stranger. I am 
sorry to say that with Five Forks this lat- 
ter condition did not carry the quality of 
sanctity or reverence that usually obtains 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 199 

among other nomads. There was conse- 
quently some little hesitation when the Cap- 
tain turned upon the crowd and asked for 
some one to act as his friend. To every- 
body's astonishment, and to the indignation 
of many, the Fool stepped forward and 
offered himself in that capacity. I do not 
know whether Captain McFadden would 
have chosen him voluntarily, but he was 
constrained, in the absence of a better man, 
to accept his services. 

The duel never took place! The pre- 
liminaries were all arranged, the spot in- 
dicated, the men were present with their 
seconds, there was no interruption from 
without, there was no explanation or apol- 
ogy passed, — but the duel did not take 
place. It may be readily imagined that 
these facts, which were all known to Five 
Forks, threw the whole community into a 
fever of curiosity. The principals, the sur- 
geon, and one second left town the next day. 
Only the Fool remained. He resisted all 
questioning, declaring himself held in honor 
not to divulge ; in short, conducted himself 
with consistent but exasperating folly. It 
was not until six months had passed that 
Colonel Starbottle, the second of Calhoun 



200 THE FOpL OF FIVE FORKS. 

Bungstarter, in a moment of weakness su 
perinduced by the social glass, condescended 
to explain. I should not do justice to the 
parties if I did not give that explanation in 
the Colonel's own words. I may remark, 
in passing, that the characteristic dignity 
of Colonel Starbottle always became inten- 
sified by stimulants, and that by the same 
process all sense of humor was utterly elim- 
inated. 

" With the understanding that I am ad- 
dressing myself confidentially to men of 
honor," said the Colonel, elevating his chest 
above the bar-room counter of the Prairie 
Eose Saloon, "I trust that it will not be 
necessary for me to protect myself from lev- 
ity, as I was forced to do in Sacramento on 
the only other occasion when I entered into 
an explanation of this delicate affair by — er 
— er — calling the individual to a personal 
account — er ! I do not believe," added the 
Colonel, slightly waving his glass of liquor 
in the air with a graceful gesture of cour^ 
teous deprecation — "' knowing what I do of 
the present company — that such a course 
of action is required here. Certainly not — 
sir — in the home of Mr. Hawkins — er — • 
the gentleman who represented Mr. Bung. 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 201 

starter, whose conduct, ged, sir, is worthy 
of praise, blank me ! " 

Apparently satisfied with the gravity and 
respectful attention of his listeners, Colonel 
Starbottle smiled relentingly and sweetly, 
closed his eyes half dreamily, as if to recall 
his wandering thoughts, and began : — 

"As the spot selected was nearest the 
tenement of Mr. Hawkins, it was agreed that 
the parties should meet there. They did so 
promptly at half past six. The morning 
being chilly, Mr. Hawkins extended the hos- 
pitalities of his house with a bottle of Bour- 
bon whiskey, of which all partook but my- 
self. The reason for that exception is, I 
believe, well known. It is my invariable 
custom to take brandy, — a wineglass full in 
a cup of strong coffee, immediately on ris- 
ing. It stimulates the functions, sir, with- 
out producing any blank derangement of the 
nerves." 

The barkeeper, to whom, as an expert, the 
Colonel had graciously imparted this infor- 
mation, nodded approvingly, and the Colo- 
nel, amid a breathless silence, went on : — 

" We were about twenty minutes in reach- 
ing the spot. The ground was measured, 
the weapons intfre loaded, when Mr. Bung- 



202 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

starter confided to me the information that 
he was unwell and in great pain I On con- 
sultation with Mr. Hawkins, it appeared that 
his principal in a distant part of the field 
was also suffering and in great pain. The 
symptoms were such as a medical man would 
pronounce ^ choleraic' I say would have 
pronounced, for on examination the surgeon 
was also found to be — er — in pain, and, I 
regret to say, expressing himself in language 
unbecoming the occasion. His impression 
was that some powerful drug had been ad- 
ministered. On referring the question to 
Mr. Hawkins, he remembered that the bot- 
tle of whiskey partaken by them contained a 
medicine which he had been in the habit of 
taking, but which, having failed to act upon 
him, he had concluded to be generally in- 
efiPective, and had forgotten. His perfect 
willingness to hold himself personally re- 
sponsible to each of the parties, his genuine 
concern at the disastrous effect of the mis- 
take, mingled with his own alarm at the 
state of his system, which — er — failed to 
— er — respond to the peculiar qualities of 
the medicine, was most becoming to him as 
a man of honor and a gentleman ! After 
an hour's delay, both principals being com- 



TBE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 208 

pletely exhausted, and abandoned by the 
surgeon, who was unreasonably alarmed at 
his own condition, Mr. Hawkins and I 
agreed to remove our men to Markleville. 
There, after a further consultation with Mr. 
Hawkins, an amicable adjustment of all 
difBiculties, honorable to both parties, and 
governed by profound secrecy, was arranged. 
I believe," added the Colonel, looking 
around and setting down his glass, '^ no gen- 
tleman has yet expressed himself other than 
satisfied with the result." 

Perhaps it was the ColoneFs manner, but 
whatever was the opinion of Five Forks 
regarding the intellectual display of Mr. 
Hawkins in this affair, there was very little 
outspoken criticism at the moment. In a 
few weeks the whole thing was forgotten, 
except as part of the necessary record of 
Hawkins' blunders, which was already a 
pretty full one. Again some later follies 
conspired to obliterate the past, antil, a year 
later, a valuable lead was discovered in the 
" Blazing Star " Tunnel, in the hill where 
he Uved, and a large sum was oflEered him 
for a portion of his land on the hill-top. 
Accustomed as Five Forks had become to 
the exhibition of his folly, it was with aston- 



204 THE FOOL OP FIVE FORKS, 

ishment that they learned that he resolutely 
and decidedly refused the offer. The rea- 
son that he gave was still more astounding. 
He was about to build I 

To build a house upon property available 
for mining purposes was preposterous; to 
build at all, with a roof already covering 
him, was an act of extravagance; to build 
a house of the style he proposed was simply 
madness ! 

Yet here were facts. The plans were 
made and the lumber for the new building 
was already on the ground, while the shaft 
of the " Blazing Star " was being sunk be- 
low. The site was, in reality, a very pictur- 
esque one ; the building itself of a style 
and quality hitherto unknown in Five Forks. 
The citizens, at first skeptical, during their 
moments of recreation and idleness gathered 
doubtingly about the locality. Day by day, 
in that climate of rapid growths, the build- 
ing, pleasantly known in the slang of Five 
Forks as "the Idiot Asylum," rose beside 
the green oaks and clustering firs of Haw- 
kins' Hill, as if it were part of the natural 
phenomena. At last it was completed. 
Then Mr. Hawkins proceeded to furnish it 
with an expensiveness and extravagance of 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 206 

outlay quite in keeping with his former 
idiocy. Carpets, sofas, mirrors, and finally 
a piano — the only one known in the county, 
and brought at great expense from Sacrar 
mento — kept curiosity at a fever heat. 
More than that, there were articles and 
ornaments which a few married experts de- 
olared only fit for women. When the fur- 
nishing of the house was complete — it had 
occupied two months of the speculative and 
curious attention of the camp — Mr. Haw- 
kins locked the front door, put the key in 
his pocket, and quietly retired to his more 
humble roof, lower on the hillside ! 

I have not deemed it necessary to indicate 
to the intelligent reader all of the theories 
which obtained in Five Forks during the 
erection of the building. Some of them 
may be readily imagined. That "the Hag" 
had by artful coyness and systematic ret- 
icence at last completely subjugated the 
Fool, and that the new house was intended 
for the nuptial bower of the (predestined) 
unhappy pair, was of course the prevailing 
opinion. But when, after a reasonable time 
had elapsed, and the house still remained 
untenanted, the more exasperating convic- 
tion forced itself upon the general mind that 



206 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

the Fool had been for the third time imposed 
upon. When two months had elapsed, and 
there seemed no prospect of a mistress for 
the new house, I think public indignation 
became so strong that, had '^ the Hag " ar- 
rived, the marriage would have been pub- 
licly prevented. But no one appeared that 
seemed to answer to this idea of an available 
tenant, and all inquiry of Mr. Hawkins as 
to his intention in building a house, and not 
renting it or occupying it, failed to elicit 
any further information. The reasons that 
he gave were felt to be vague, evasive, and 
unsatisfactory. He was in no hurry to 
move, he said ; when he wds ready, it surely 
was not strange that he should like to have 
his house all ready to receive him. He was 
often seen upon the veranda, of a summer 
evening, smoking a cigar. It is reported 
that one night the house was observed to be 
brilliantly lighted from garret to basement; 
that a neighbor, observing this, crept toward 
the open parlor window, and, looking in, 
espied the Fool accurately dressed in even- 
ing costume, lounging upon a sofa in the 
drawing-room, with the easy air of socially 
entertaining a large party. Notwithstand- 
ing this, the house was unmistakably vacant 



THE FOOL OF FIVE F0RK8. 207 

that evening, save for the presence of the 
owner, as the witnesses afterward testified. 
When this story was first related, a few 
practical men suggested the theory that Mr. 
Hawkins was simply drilling himself in the 
elaborate duties of hospitality against a 
probable event in his history. A few ven- 
tured the belief that the house was haunted. 
The imaginative editor of the Five Forks 
^^ Record" evolved from the depths of his 
professional consciousness a story that Haw- 
kins' sweetheart had died, and that be regu- 
larly entertained her spirit in this beauti- 
fully-furnished mausoleum. The occasional 
spectacle of Hawkins' tall figure pacing the 
veranda on moonUght nights lent some cre- 
dence to this theory, until an unlooked-for 
incident diverted all speculation into an- 
other channel. 

It was about this time that a certain wild, 
rude valley, in the neighborhood of Five 
Forks, had become famous as a picturesque 
resort. Travellers had visited it, and declared 
that there were more cubic yards of rough 
stone cliff and a waterfall of greater height 
than any they had visited. Correspondents 
had written it up with extravagant rhetoric 
and inordinate poetical quotation. Men and 




208 TEE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

women who had never enjoyed a sunset, a 
tree, or a flower ; who had never appreciated 
the graciousness or meaning of the yellow 
sunlight that flecked their homely doorw^iys, 
or the tenderness of a midsummer^s night to 
whose moonlight they bared their shirt-sleeves 
or their tulle dresses, came from thousands 
of miles away to calculate the height of this 
rock, to observe the depth of this chasm, to 
remark upon the enormous size of this un- 
sightly tree, and to believe with ineffable 
self-complacency that they really admired 
nature. And so it came to pass that, in ac- 
cordance with the tastes or weaknesses of 
the individual, the more prominent and sa- 
lient points of the valley were christened, 
and there was a " Lace Handkerchief Fall," 
and the "Tears of Sympathy Cataract," 
and one distinguished orator's " Peak," and 
several " Mounts " of various noted peo- 
ple, living or dead, and an " Exclamation 
Point," and a " Valley of Silent Adoration." 
And, in course of time, empty soda-water 
bottles were found at the base of the cata- 
ract, and greasy newspapers and fragments 
of ham sandwiches lay at the dusty roots of 
giant trees. With this, there were frequent 
irruptions of closely - shaven and tightly- 



TEE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 209 

cravated men and delicate-faced women in 
the one long street of Five Forks, and a 
scampering of mules, and an occasional pro- 
cession of dusty brown-linen cavalry. 

A year after " Hawkins' Idiot Asylum " 
was completed, one day there drifted into 
the valley a riotous cavalcade of "school- 
marms," teachers of the San Francisco pub- 
lic schools, out for a holiday* Not severely 
spectacled Minervas and chastely armed and 
mailed Pallases, but, I fear for the security 
of Five Forks, very human, charming, and 
mischievous young women. At least, so the 
men thought, working in the ditches and 
tunnelling on the hillside ; and when, in the 
interests of Science and the mental advance- 
ment of Juvenile Posterity, it was finally set- 
tled that they should stay in Five Forks two 
or three days, for the sake of visiting the 
various mines, and particularly the Blazing 
Star Tunnel, there was some flutter of mas- 
culine anxiety. There was a considerable 
inquiry for " store clothes," a hopeless over- 
hauling of old and disused raiment, and a 
general demand for " boiled shirts " and the 
barber. 

Meanwhile, with that supreme audacity 
and impudent hardihood of the sex when 



210 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

gregarious, the school-marms rode through 
the towu, admiring openly the handsome 
faces and manly figures that looked up from 
the ditches or rose behind the cars of ore at 
the mouths of tunnels. Indeed, it is alleged 
thj^t Jenny Forester, backed and supported 
by seven other equally shameless young 
women, had openly and publicly waved her 
handkerchief to the florid Hercules of Five 
Forks, — one Tom Flynn, formerly of Vir- 
ginia, — leaving that good-natured but not 
over-bright giant pulling his blonde mus- 
taches in bashful amazement. 

It was a pleasant June afternoon that 
Miss Nelly Arnot, Principal of the primary 
depai'tment of one of the public schools of 
San Francisco, having evaded her compan- 
ions, resolved to put into operation a plan 
which had lately sprung up in her coura- 
geous and mischief-loving fancy. With that 
wonderful and mysterious instinct of her 
sex, from whom no secrets of the affections 
are hid and to whom all hearts are laid 
open, she had heard the story of Hawkins' 
folly and the existence of the " Idiot Asy- 
lum." Alone, on Hawkins' Hill, she had 
determined to penetrate its seclusion. Skirt- 
ing the underbrush at the foot of the hill, 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 211 

she managed to keep the heaviest timber 
between herself and the Blazing Star Tun- 
nel at its base, as well as the cabin of 
Hawkins, half-way up the ascent, until, by 
a circuitous route, at last she reached, un- 
observed, the summit. Before her rose, 
silent, darkened, and motionless, the object 
of her search. Here her courage failed her, 
with all the characteristic inconsequence of 
her sex. A sudden fear of all the dangers 
she had safely passed — bears, tarantulas, 
drunken men, and lizards — came upon her. 
For a moment, as she afterwards expressed 
it, "she thought she should die." With 
this belief, probably, she gathered three 
large stones, which she could hardly lift, for 
the purpose of throwing a great distance \ 
put two hair-pins in her mouth, and care- 
fully readjusted with both hands two stray 
braids of her lovely blue-black mane which 
had fallen in gathering the stones. Then 
she felt in the pockets of her linen duster 
for her card-case, handkerchief, pocket-book, 
and smelling-bottle, and, findmg them intact, 
suddenly assumed an air of easy, ladylike 
unconcern, went up the steps of the veranda, 
and demurely pulled the front door -bell, 
which she knew would not be answered. 



212 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

After a decent pause, she walked around the 
encompassing veranda, examining the closed 
shutters of the French windows until she 
found one that yielded to her touch. Here 
she paused again to adjust her coquettish 
hat by the mirror-like surface of the long 
sash window that reflected the full length 
of her pretty figure. And then she opened 
the window and entered the room. 

Although long closed, the house had a 
smell of newness and of fresh paint that was 
quite unlike the mouldiness of the conven- 
tional haunted house. The bright carpets, 
the cheerful walls, the glistening oil-cloths, 
were quite inconsistent with the idea of a 
ghost. With childish curiosity she began 
to explore the silent house, at first timidly, 
— opening the doors with a violent push, 
and then stepping back from the threshold 
to make good a possible retreat ; and then 
more boldly, as she became convinced of her 
security and absolute loneliness. In one of 
the chambers, the largest, there were fresh 
flowers in a vase, — evidently gathered that 
morning; and what seemed still more re- 
markable, the. pitchers and ewers were 
freshly filled with water. This obliged Miss 
Nelly to notice another singular fact, namely. 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 213 

that the house was free frofli dust, the one 
most obtrusive and penetrating visitor of 
Five Forks. The floors and carpets had 
been recently swept, the chairs and furniture 
carefully wiped and dusted. If the house 
was haunted, it was possessed by a spirit 
who had none of the usual indifference to 
decay and mould. And yet the beds had 
evidently never been slept in, the very 
springs of the chair in which she sat creaked 
stiffly at the novelty, the closet doors opened 
with the reluctance of fresh paint and var- 
nish, and in spite of the warmth, cleanliness, 
and cheerfulness of furniture and decora- 
tion there was none of the ease of tenancy 
and occupation. As Miss Nelly afterwards 
confessed, she longed to ^^ tumble things 
around," aiid when she reached the parlor or 
drawing-room again she could hardly resist 
the desire. Particularly was she tempted 
by a closed piano, that stood Qiutely against 
the wall. She thought she would open it 
just to see who was the maker. That done, 
it would be no harm to try its tone. She 
did so, with one little foot on the soft pedal. 
But Miss Nelly was too good a player and 
too enthusiastic a musician to. stop at half 
measures. She tried it again, — this time 



214 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

SO sincerely thsCt the whole house seemed 
to spring into voice. Then she stopped 
and listened. There was no response ; the 
empty rooms seemed to have relapsed into 
their old stillness. She stepped out on the 
veranda ; a woodpecker recommenced his 
tapping on an adjacent tree, the rattle of a 
cart in the rocky gulch below the hill came 
faintly up. No one was to be seen, far 
or near. Miss Nelly, reassured, returned. 
She again ran her fingers over the keys, 
stopped, caught at a melody running in her 
mind, half played it, and then threw away 
all caution. Before five minutes had elapsed 
she had entirely forgotten herself, and, with 
her linen duster thrown aside, her straw hat 
flung on the piano, her white hands bared, 
and a black loop of her braided jiair hang- 
ing upon her shoulder, was fairly embarked 
upon a flowing sea of musical recollection. 

Shqi had played perhaps half an hour, 
when,f having just finished an elaborate sym- 
phony and resting her hands on the keys, 
she heard very distinctly and unmistakably 
the sound of applause from without. In an 
instant the fires of shame and indignation 
leaped into ber cheeks, and she rose from 
the instrument and ran to the window, only 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 215 

in time to catch sight of a dozen figures in 
blue and red flannel shirts vanishing hur- 
riedly through the trees below. 

Miss Nelly's mind was instantly made up. 
I think I have already intimated that under 
the stimulus of excitement she was not want- 
ing in courage, and as she quietly resumed 
her gloves, hat, and duster she was not, 
perhaps, exactly the young person that it 
would be entirely safe for the timid, embar- 
rassed, or inexperienced of my sex to meet 
alone. She shut down the piano, and hav- 
ing carefully reclosed all the windows and 
doors, and restored the house to its former 
desolate condition, she stepped from the 
veranda and proceeded directly to the cabin 
of the unintellectual Hawkins, that reared 
its adobe chimney above the umbrage, a 
quarter of a mile below. 

The door opened instantly to her impul- 
sive knock, and the Fool of Five Forks stood 
before her. Miss Nelly had never before 
seen the man designated by this infelicitous 
title, and as he stepped backward, in half 
courtesy and half astonishment, she was for 
the moment disconcerted. He was tall, 
finely formed, and dark-bearded. Above 
cheeks a little hollowed by care and ill health 



216 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

shone a pair of hazel eyes, very large, very 
gentle, but inexpressibly sad and mournful. 
This was certainly not the kind of man Miss 
Nelly had expected to see, yet, after her first 
embarrassment had passed, the very circum- 
stance, oddly enough, added to her indigna- 
tion and stung her wounded pride still more 
deeply. Nevertheless, the arch hypocrite 
instantly changed her tactics, with the swift 
intuition of her sex. 

" I have come," she said, with a dazzling 
smile, infinitely more dangerous than her 
former dignified severity, " I have come to 
ask your pardon for a great liberty I have 
just taken. I believe the new house above us 
on the hill is yours. I was so much pleased 
with its exterior that I left my friends for a 
moment below here," she continued artfully, 
with a slight wave of the hand, as if indi- 
cating a band of fearless Amazons without, 
and waiting to avenge any possible insult 
offered to one of their number, " and ven- 
tured to enter it. Finding it unoccupied, as 
I had been told, I am afraid I had the au- 
dacity to sit down and amuse myself for a 
few moments at the piano, while waiting for 
my friends." 

Hawkins raised his beautiful eyes to hers. 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 217 

He saw a very pretty girl, with frank gray 
eyes glistening With excitement, with two 
red, slightly freckled cheeks, glowing a little 
under his eyes, with a short scarlet upper lip 
turned back, like a rose leaf, over a little 
line of white teeth, as she breathed somewhat 
hurriedly in her nervous excitement. He 
saw all this calmly, quietly, and, save for the 
natural uneasiness of a shy, reticent man, I 
fear without a quickening of his pulse. 

" I knowed it," he said simply. " I heerd 
ye as I kem up." 

Miss NeUy was furious at his grammar, 
his dialect, his coolness, and still more at the 
suspicion that he was an active member of 
her invisible claque, 

"Ah," she said, still smiling, "then I 
think I heard you " — 

"I reckon not," he interrupted gravely. 
"I didn't stay long. I found the boys 
hanging round the house, and I allowed at 
first I 'd go in and kinder warn you ; but 
they promised to keep still, and you looked 
so comfortable and wrapped up in your mu- 
sic that I had n't the heart to disturb you, 
and kem away. I hope," he added earnestly, 
" they did n't let on ez they heerd you. They 
aint a bad lot, — them Blazin' Star boys, — 



218 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

though they 're a little hard at times. But 
they'd no more hurt ye than they would 
a — a — a cat I" continued Mr. Hawkins, 
blushing with a faint apprehension of the in- 
elegance of his simile. 

" No ! no I " said Miss Nelly, feeling sud- 
denly very angry with herself, the Fool, and 
the entire male population of Five Forks. 
" No ! I have behaved foolishly, I suppose, 
and if they had it would have served me 
right. But I only wanted to apologize to 
you. You '11 find everything as you left it. 
Good-day ! " 

She turned to go. Mr. Hawkins began 
to feel embarrassed. " I 'd have asked -ye 
to sit down," he said, finally, " if it hed been 
a place fit for a lady. I oughter done so, 
enny way. I don't know what kept me from 
it. But I ain't well. Miss. Times I get a 
sort o' dumb ager, — it 's the ditches, I think, 
Miss, — and I don't seem to hev my wits 
about me." 

Instantly Miss Arnot was all sympathy ; 
her quick woman's heart was touched. 

" Can I — can anything be done ? " she 
asked, more timidly than she had before 
spoken. 

" No ! — not onless ye remember suthin' 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 219 

about these pills." He exhibited a box 
containing about half a dozen. '^I forget 
the direction, — I don't seem to remember 
much, any way, these times, — they 're Jones 
Vegetable Compound. If ye 've ever took 
'em ye '11 remember whether the reg'lar dose 
is eight. They ain't but six here. But per- 
haps ye never tuk any," he added deprecat- 

" No," said Miss Nelly, curtly. She lucd 
usually a keen sense of the ludicrous, but 
somehow Mr. Hawkins' eccentricity only 
pained her. 

" Will you let me see you to the foot of 
the hill? " he said again, after another em- 
barrassing pause. 

Miss Arnot felt instantly that such an act 
would condone her trespass in the eyes of 
the world. She might meet some of her 
invisible admirers, or even her compan- 
ions; and, with all her erratic impulses, 
she was nevertheless a woman, and did not 
entirely despise the verdict of convention- 
ality. She smiled sweetly and assented, and 
in another moment the two were lost in the 
shadows of the wood. 

Like many other apparently trivial acts 
in an uneventful life, it was decisive. As 



220 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

she expected, she met two or three of her 
late applauders, whom, she fancied, looked 
sheepish and embarrassed ; she met also her 
companions, looking for her in some alarm, 
who really appeared astonished at her escort, 
and, she fancied, a trifle envious of her evi- 
dent success. I fear that Miss Arnot, in 
response to their anxious inquiries, did not 
state entirely the truth, but, without actual 
assertion, led them to believe that she had 
at a very early stage of the proceeding com- 
pletely subjugated this weak-minded giant, 
and had brought him triumphantly to her 
feet. From telling this story two or three 
times she got finally to believing that she 
had some foundation for it, then to a vague 
sort of desire that it would eventually prove 
to be true, and then to an equally vague 
yearning to hasten that consummation. That 
it would redound to any satisfaction of the 
Fool she did not stop to doubt. That it 
would cure him of his folly she was quite 
confident. Indeed, there are very few of 
us — men or women — who do not believe 
that even a hopeless love for ourselves is 
more conducive to the salvation of the lover 
than a requited affection for another. 

The criticism of Five Foi*ks was, as the 



t 

1 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 221 

reader may imagine, swift and conclusive. 
When it was found out that Miss Arnot was 
, not " the Hag " masquerading as a young 

and pretty girl, to the ultimate deception of 
Five Forks in general and the Fool in par- 
ticular, it was decided at once that nothing 
but the speedy union of the Fool and the 
" pretty school-marm " was consistent with 
ordinary common sense. The singular good 
fortune of Hawkins was quite in accordance 
with the theory of bis luck as propounded 
by the camp. That after " the Hag " failed 
to make her appearance he should '^ strike a 
lead " in his own house, without the trouble 
of " prospectin'," seemed to these casuists as 
a wonderful but inevitable law. To add to 
these fateful probabilities. Miss Arnot fell 
and sprained her ankle in the ascent of 
Mount Lincoln, and was confined for some 
weeks to the hotel after her companions had 
departed. During this period Hawkins was 
civilly but grotesquely attentive. When, 
after a reasonable time had elapsed, there 
still appeared to be no immediate prospect 
of the occupancy of the new house, public 
opinion experienced a singular change in re- 
gard to its theories of Mr. Hawkins' con- 
duct. " The Hag " was looked upon as a 



222 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

saint-like and long-suffering martyr to the 
weaknesses and inconsistency of the Fool. 
That, after erecting this new house at her 
request, he had suddenly " gone back " on 
her ; that his celibacy was the result of a 
long habit of weak proposal and subsequent 
shameless rejection ; and that he was now 
trying his hand on the helpless school-marm, 
was perfectly plain to Five Forks. That he 
should be frustrated in his attempts at any 
cost was equally plain. Miss Nelly suddenly 
found herself invested with a rude chivalry 
that would have been amusing had it not 
been at times embarrassing; that would 
have been impertinent but for the almost 
superstitious respect with which it was prof- 
fered. Every .day somebody from Five 
Forks rode out to inquire the health of the 
fair patient. " Hez Hawkins bin over yer 
to-day?" queried Tom Flynn, with artful 
ease and indifference, as he leaned over Miss 
Nelly's easy-chair on the veranda. Miss 
Nelly, with a faint pink flush on her cheek, 
was constrained to answer "No." "Well, 
he sorter sprained his foot agin a rock yes- 
terday," continued Flynn, with shameless 
untruthfulness. " You mus' n't think any- 
thing o' that, Miss Arnot. He '11 be over 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 223 

yer to-morrer, and meantime he told me to 
hand this yer bookay with his regards, and 
this yer specimen ! " And Mr. Flynn laid 
down the flowers he had picked en route 
against such an emergency, and presented 
respectfully a piece of quartz and gold which 
he had taken that morning from his own 
sluice-box. " Yoij mus' n't mind Hawkins' 
ways, Miss Nelly," said another sympathiz- 
ing miner. ^^ There ain't a better man in 
camp than that theer Cy Hawkins ! — but 
he don't understand the ways o' the world 
with wimen. He hasn't mixed as much 
with society as the rest of us," he added, 
with an elaborate Chesterfieldian ease of 
manner, " but he means well." Meanwhile 
a few other sympathetic tunnel-men were im- 
pressing upon Mr.* Hawkins the necessity of 
the greatest attention to the invalid. ^^It 
won't do, Hawkins," they explained, " to let 
that there gal go back to San Francisco and 
say that when she was sick and alone, the 
only man in Five Forks under whose roof 
she 'had rested, and at whose table she had 
sat" — this was considered a natural but 
pardonable exaggeration of rhetoric — "ever 
threw off on her ; and it sha'n't be done. It 
ain't the square thing to Five Forks." And 



224 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

then the Fool would rush away to the val- 
ley, and be received by Miss Nelly with a 
certain reserve of manner that finally dis- 
appeared in a flush of color, some increased 
vivacity, and a pardonable coquetry. And 
so the days passed ; Miss Nelly grew better 
in health and more troubled in mind, and 
Mr. Hawkins became more and more embar- 
rassed, and Five Forks smiled and rubbed 
its hands, and waited for the approaching 
denouement. And then it came. But not 
perhaps in the manner that Five Forks had 
imagined. 

It was a lovely afternoon in July that 
a party of Eastern tourists rode into Five 
Forks. They had just " done " the Valley 
of Big Things, and there being one or two 
Eastern capitalists among the party, it was 
deemed advisable that a proper knowledge 
of the practical mining resources of Califor- 
nia should be added to their experience of 
the merely picturesque in Nature. Thus 
far everything had been satisfactory; the 
amount of water which passed over the. Fall 
was large, owing to a backward season ; 
some snow still remained in the canons near 
the highest peaks; they had ridden round 
one of the biggest trees, and through the 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 225 

prostrate trunk of another. To say that 
they were delighted is to express feebly the 
enthusiasm of these ladies and gentlemen, 
drunk with the champagny hospitality of 
their entertainers, the utter novelty of scene, 
and the dry, exhilarating air of the valley. 
One or two had already expressed them- 
selves ready to live and die there ; another 
had written a glowing account to the East- 
em press, depreciating all other scenery in 
Europe and America ; and under these cir- 
cumstances it was reasonably expected that 
Five Forks would do its duty, and equally 
impress the stranger after its own fashion. 

Letters to this effect were sent from San 
Francisco by prominent capitalists there, 
and under the able superintendence of one 
of their agents, the visitors were taken in 
hand, shown " what was to be seen," care- 
fully restrained from observing what ought 
not to be visible, and so kept in a bliss- 
ful and enthusiastic condition. And so the 
graveyard of Five Forks, in which but two 
of the occupants had died natural deaths, 
the dreary, ragged cabins on the hillsides, 
with their sad-eyed, cynical, broken-spirited 
occupants, toiling on, day by day, for a mis- 
erable pittance and a fare that a self-respect- 



226 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

ing Eastern mechanic would have scornfully 
rejected, were not a part of the Eastern vis- 
itors' recollection. But the hoisting works 
and machinery of the Blazing Star Tunnel 
Company was — the Blazing Star Tunnel 
Company, whose "gentlemanly Superinten- 
dent " had received private information 
from San Francisco to do the "proper 
thing " for the party. Wherefore the valu- 
able heaps of ore in the company's works 
were shown, the oblong bars of gold — ready 
for shipment — were playfully offered to the 
ladies who could lift and carry them away 
unaided, and even the tunnel itself, gloomy, 
fateful, and peculiar, was shown as part of 
the experience ; and, in the noble language 
of one correspondent, "the wealth of Five 
Forks and the peculiar inducements that it 
offered to Eastern capitalists" were estab- 
lished beyond a doubt. And then occurred 
a little incident which, as an unbiassed spec- 
tator, I am free to say offered no induce- 
ments to anybody whatever, but which, for 
its bearing upon the central figure of this 
veracious chronicle, I cannot pass over. 

It had become apparent to one or two 
more practical and sober-minded in the party 
that certain portions of the Blazing Star 



TBE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 227 

Tunnel — (owing, perhaps, to the exigencies 
of a flattering annual dividend) — were eco- 
nomically and imperfectly " shored " and 
supported, and were consequently unsafe, 
insecure, and to be avoided. Nevertheless, 
at a time when champagne corks were pop- 
ping in dark comers, anfl enthusiastic voices 
and happy laughter rang through the half- 
lighted levels and galleries, there came a 
suddefh and mysterious silence. A few lights 
dashed swiftly by in the direction of a dis- 
tant part of the gallery, and then there was 
a sudden sharp issuing of orders, and a dull, 
ominous rumble. Some of the visitors 
turned pale — one woman fainted ! 

Something had happened. What? "Noth- 
ing " — the speaker is fluent but uneasy — 
" one of the gentlemen in trying to dislodge 
a ^ specimen ' from the wall had knocked 
away a support. There had been a ' cave ' 
— the gentleman was caught and buried be- 
low his shoulders. It was all right — they 'd 
get him out in a moment — only it required 
great care to keep from extending the * cave.' 
Did n't know his name — it was that little 
man — the husband of that lively lady with 
the black eyes. Eh! Hullo there! Stop 
her I For God's sake ! — not that way I 



228 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

She'll fall from that shaft! She'll be 
killed!" 

But the lively lady was already gone. 
With staring black eyes, imploringly trying 
to pierce the gloom, with hands and feet that 
sought to batter and break down the thick 
darkness, with incoherent cries and suppli- 
cations, following the moving of ignis fatuus 
lights ahead, she ran and ran swiftly I Kan 
over treacherous foundations, ran by» yawn- 
ing gulfs, ran past branching galleries and 
arches, ran wildly, ran despairingly, ran 
blindly, and at last ran into the arms of the 
Fool of Five Forks. 

In an instant she caught at his hand. 
" Oh, save him ! " she cried ; " you belong 
here — you know this dreadful place ; bring 
me to him. Tell me where to go and what 
to do, I implore you I Quick, he is dying I 
Come ! " 

He raised his eyes to hers, and then, with 
a sudden cry, dropped the rope and crowbar 
he was carrying, and reeled against the 
wall. " Annie ! " he gasped, slowly, " is it 

you?" 

She caught at both his hands, brought 
her face to his with staring eyes, murmured 
"Good God, Cyrus!" and sank upon her 
knees before him. 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 229 

He tried to disengage the hand that she 
^ng with passionate entreaty. 

" No, no ! Cyrus, you will forgive me — 
you will forget the past I God has sent you 
here to-day. You will come with me. You 
will — you must — save him ! " 

" Save who ? " cried Cyrus hoarsely. 

« My husband ! " 

The blow was so direct — so strong and 
overwhelming — that even through her own 
stronger and more selfish absorption she saw 
it in the face of the man, and pitied him. 

" I thought — you — knew — it ! " she 
faltered. He did not speak, but looked at 
her with fixed, dumb eyes. And then the 
sound of distant voices and hurrying feet 
started her again into passionate life. She 
once more caught his hand. 

" Oh, Cyrus ! hear me I If you have 
loved me through all these years, you will 
not fail me now. You must save him I You 
can I You are brave and strong — you 
always were, Cyrus! You will save him, 
Cyrus, for my sake — for the sake of your 
love for me I You will — I know it 1 God 
bless you ! " 

She rose as if to follow him, but at a ges- 
ture of command she stood still. He picked 



280 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS, 

up the rope and crowbar slowly, and in a 
dazed, blinded way that, in her agony of im- 
patience and alarm, seemed protracted to 
cruel infinity. Then he turned, and raising 
her hand to his lips, he kissed it slowly, 
looked at her again — and the next moment 
was gone. 

He did not return. For at the end of the 
next half-hour, when they laid before her 
the half-conscious, breathing body of her 
husband, safe and unharmed but for ex- 
haustion and some slight bruises, she learned 
that the worst fears of the workmen had 
been realized. In releasing him a second 
" cave " had taken place. They had barely 
time to snatch away the helpless body of her 
husband before the strong frame of his res- 
cuer, Cyrus Hawkins, was struck and smit- 
ten down in his place. 

For two hours he lay there crushed and 
broken-limbed, with a broken beam lying 
across his breast, in sight of all, conscious 
and patient. For two hours they had la- 
bored around him, wildly, despairingly, 
hopefully, with the wills of gods and the 
strength of giants, and at the end of that 
time they came to an upright timber which 
Tested its base upon the beam. There was 



THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKB, 281 

a cry for axes, and one was already swing- 
ing in the air, when the dying man called to 
them, feebly — 

" Don't cut that upright ! " 

"Why?" 

"It will bring down the whole gallery 
with it." 

" How ? " 

" It 's one of the foundations of my house." 

The axe fell from the workman's hand, 
and with a blanched face he turned to his 
fellows. It was too true. They were in the 
uppermost gallery, and the "cave" had 
taken place directly below the new house. 
After a pause, the Fool spoke again, more 
feebly. 

" The lady ! — quick I " 

They brought her — a wretched, fainting 
creature, with pallid face and streaming 
eyes — and fell back as she bent her face 
above him. 

** It was built for you, Annie, darling," he 
said in a hurried whisper, "and has been 
waiting up there for you and me all these 
long days. It 's deeded to you, Annie, and 
you must — live there — with him ! He 
will not mind that I shall be always near 
you — for it stands above — my grave 1 " 



282 THE FOOL OF FIVE FORKS. 

And he was right. In a few minutes later, 
when he had passed away, they did not move 
him, but sat by his body all night, with a 
torch at' his feet and head. And the next 
day they walled up the gallery as a vault, 
but they put no mark or any sign thereon, 
trusting rather to the monument that, bright 
and cheerful, rose above him in the sunlight 
of the hill. For they said : " This is not an 
evidence of death and gloom and sorrow, as 
are other monuments, but is a sign of Life 
and Light and Hope, wherefore shall all 
men know that he who lies under it — is a 
Fooll" 



THE ROMANISE OP MADRONO 

HOLLOW. 

The latch on the garden gate of the 
Folinsbee Ranch clicked twice. The gate 
itself was so much in shadow, that lovely 
night, that '^ old man Folinsbee," sitting on 
his porch, could distinguish nothing but a 
taU white hat and beside it a few fluttering 
ribbons, under the pines that marked the 
entrance. Whether because of this fact, or 
that he considered a sufficient time had 
elapsed since the clicking of the latch for 
more positive disclosure, I do not know ; but 
after a few moments' hesitation he quietly 
laidaside his pipe and walked slowly down 
the winding path toward the gate. At the 
Ceanothus hedge he stopped and listened. 

There was not much to hear. The hat 
was saying to the ribbons that it was a fine 
night, and rema;rking generally upon the 
clear outline of the Sierras against the blue- 
black sky. The ribbons, it so appeared, 



234 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 

had admired this all the way home, and 
asked the hat if it had ever seen anything 
half so lovely as the moonlight on the sum- 
mit. The hat never had ; it recalled some 
lovely nights in the South in Alabama (" in 
the South in Ahlabahm'^ was the way the 
old man heard it), but then there were other 
things that made this night seem so pleas- 
ant. The ribbons could not possibly con- 
ceive what the hat could be thinking about. 
At this point there was a pause, of which 
Mr. Folinsbee availed himself to walk very 
grimly and craunchingly down the gravel- 
walk toward the gate. Then the hat was 
Ufted, and disappeared in the shadow, and 
Mr. Folinsbee confronted only the half -fool- 
ish, half-mischievous, but wholly pretty face 
of his daughter. 

It was afterwards known to Madrono Hol- 
low that sharp words passed between '^ Miss 
Jo" and the old man, and that the latter 
coupled the names of one Culpepper Star- 
bottle and his uncle. Colonel Starbottle, with 
certain uncomplimentary epithets, and that 
Miss Jo retaliated sharply. " Her father's 
blood before her father's face boiled up and 
proved her truly of his race," quoted the 
blacksmith, who leaned toward the noble 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 235 

verse of Byron. " She saw the old man's 
bluff and raised him," was the direeter com- 
ment of the college-bred Masters. 

Meanwhile the subject of these animad- 
versions proceeded slowly along the road to 
a point where the Folinsbee mansion came 
in view, — a long, narrow, white building, 
unpretentious, yet superior to its neighbors, 
and bearing some evidences of taste and re- 
finement in the vines that clambered over 
its porch, in its French windows, and the 
white muslin curtains that kept out the 
fierce California sun by day, and were now 
touched with silver in the gracious moon- 
light. Culpepper leaned against the low 
fence, and gazed long and earnestly at the 
building. Then the moonlight vanished, 
ghostlike, from one of the windows, a ma- 
terial glow took its place, and a girlish 
figure, holding a candle, drew the white 
curtains together. To Culpepper it was a 
vestal virgin standing before a hallowed 
shrine ; to the prosaic observer I fear it was 
only a fair -haired young woman, whose 
wicked black eyes still shone with unfilial 
warmth. Howbeit, when the figure had dis- 
appeared he stepped out briskly into the 
moonlight of the high-road* Here he took 



286 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 

off his distinguishing hat to wipe his fore- 
head, and the moon shone full upon his face. 

It was not an unprepossessing one, albeit 
a trifle too thin and lank and bilious to be 
altogether pleasant. The cheek-bones were 
prominent, and the black eyes sunken in 
their orbits. Straight black hair fell slant- 
wise off a high but narrow forehead, and 
swept part of a hollow cheek. A long black 
mustache followed the perpendicular curves 
of his mouth. It was on the whole a seri- 
ous, even Quixotic face, but at times it was 
relieved by a rare smile of such tender and 
even pathetic sweetness, that Miss Jo is re- 
ported to have said that, if it woidd only 
last through the ceremony, she would have 
married its possessor on the spot. " I once 
told him so," added that shameless young 
woman; "but the man instantly fell into 
a settled melancholy, and has n't smiled 
since." 

A half-mile below the Folinsbee Ranch 
the white road dipped and was crossed by 
a trail that ran through Madrono Hollow, 
Perhaps because it was a near cut-off to the 
settlement, perhaps ft'om some less practical 
reason, Culpepper took this trail, and in a 
few moments stA>d among the rarely beauti- 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 287 

fill trees that gave their name to the val- 
ley. Even in that uncertain light the weird 
beauty of these harlequin masqueraders was 
apparent ; their red trunks — a blush in the 
moonlight, a deep blood-stain in the shadow 
— stood out against the silvery green foli- 
age. It was as if Nature in some gracious 
moment had here caught and crystallized 
the gypsy memories of the transplanted 
Spaniard, to cheer him in his lonely exUe. 

As Culpepper entered the grove, he heard 
loud voices. As he turned toward a clump 
of trees, a figure so bizarre and character- 
istio that it might have been a resident 
Daphne — a figure overdressed in crimson 
silk and lace, with bare brown arms and 
shoulders, and a wreath of honeysuckle — 
stepped out of the shadow. It was followed 
by a man. Culpepper started. To come to 
the point briefly, he recognized in the man 
the features of his respected uncle. Colonel 
Starbottle ; in the female, a lady who may 
be briefly described as one possessing ab- 
solutely no claim to an introduction to the 
polite reader. To hurry over equally un- 
pleasant details, both were evidently under 
the influence of liquor. 

From the excited conversation that ensued, 



238 ROMANCE OF MADROf^O BOLLOW. 

Culpepper gathered that some- insult had 
been put upon the lady at a public ball 
which she had attended that evening ; that 
the Colonel, her escort, had failed to resent 
it with the sanguinary completeness that she 
desired. I regret that, even in a liberal age, 
I may not record the exact and • even pic- 
turesque language in which this* was con- 
veyed to her hearers. Enough that, at the 
close of a fiery peroration, with feminine in- 
consistency she flew at the gallant Colonel, 
and would have visited her delayed ven- 
geance upon his luckless head, but for the 
prompt interference of Culpepper. Thwarted 
in this, she threw herself upon the ground, 
and then into unpicturesque hysterics. There 
was a fine moral lesson, not only in this gro- 
tesque performance of a sex which cannot 
afford to be grotesque, but in the ludicrous 
concern with which it inspired the two men. 
Culpepper, to whom woman was more or 
less angelic, was pained and sympathetic: 
the Colonel, to whom she was more or less 
improper, was exceedingly terrified and em- 
barrassed. Howbeit the storm was soon 
over, and after Mistress Dolores had re- 
turned a little dagger to its sheath (her gar- 
ter), she quietly took herself out of Madrofio 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 239 

Hollow, and happily out of these pages for- 
ever. The two men, left to themselves, con- 
versed in low tones. Dawn stole upon them 
before they separated : the Colonel quite 
sobered and in full possession of his usual 
jaunty self-assertion ; Culpepper with a bale- 
ful glow in his hollow cheek, and in his dark 
eyes a rising fire. 

The next morning the general ear of Ma- 
drofio Hollow was filled with rumors of the 
Colonel's mishap. It was asserted that he 
had been invited to withdraw his female com- 
panion from the floor of the Assembly Ball 
at the Independence Hotel, and that, failing 
to do this, both were expelled. It is to be 
regretted that in 1854 public opinion was 
divided in regard to the propriety of this 
step, and that there was some discussion as 
to the comparative virtue of the ladies who 
were not expelled ; but it was generally con- 
ceded that the real casus belli was political. 
" Is this a dashed Puritan meeting ? " had 
asked the Colonel, savagely. '* It 's no Pike 
County shindig," had responded the floor- 
manager, cheerfully. " You 're a Yank 1 '^ 
had screamed the Colonel, profanely qualify- 
ing the noun. " Get ! you border ruffian," 
was the reply. Such at least was the sub- 



240 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 

stance of the reports. As, at that sincere 
epoch, expressions like the above were usu- 
ally followed by prompt action, a fracas was 
confidently looked for. 

Nothing, however, occurred. Colonel Star- 
bottle made his appearance next day upon 
the streets with somewhat of his usual pom- 
posity, a little restrained by the presence 
of his nephew, who a^ompanied him, and 
who, as a universal favorite, also exercised 
some restraint upon the curious and imper- 
tinent. But Culpepper's face wore a look 
of anxiety quite at variance with his usual 
grave repose. " The Don don't seem to take 
the old man's set-back kindly," observed the 
sympathizing blacksmith. ^^ P'r'aps he was 
sweet on Dolores himself," suggested the 
skeptical expressman. 

It was a bright morning, a week after this 
occurrence, that Miss Jo Folinsbee stepped 
from her garden into the road. This time 
the latch did not click as she cautiously 
closed the gate behind her. After a mo- 
ment's irresolution, which would have been 
awkward but that it was charmingly em- 
ployed, after the manner of her sex, in ad- 
justing a bow under a dimpled but rather 
prominent chin, and in pulling down the 



ROMANCE OF MADROfrO HOLLOW, 241 

fingers of a neatly fitting glove, she tripped 
toward the settlement. Small wonder that 
a passing teamster drove his six mules into 
the wayside ditch and imperilled his load, to 
keep the dijtst from her spotless garments ; 
small wondjbr that the " Lightning Express " 
withheld its speed and flash to let her pass, 
and that the expressman, who had never 
been known to exchange more than rapid 
monosyllables with his fellow-man, gazed 
after her with breathless admiration. For 
she was certainly attractive. In a country 
where the ornamental sex followed the exam- 
ple of youthful Nature, and were prone to 
overdress and glaring efflorescence, Miss Jo's 
simple and tasteful raiment added much to 
the physical charm of, if it did not actually 
'-\ suggest a sentiment to, her presence. It is 

said that Euchre-deck Billy, working in the 
gulch at the crds^ng, never saw Miss Folins- 
bee pass but that he always remarked apolo- 
getically to his partner, that "he believed 
he must write a letter home." Even Bill 
Masters, who saw her in Paris presented to 
the favorable criticism of that most fastid- 
ious man, the late Emperor, said that she 
was stunning, but a big discount on what 
she was at Madrono Hollow. 



242 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 

It was still early morning, but the sun, 
with California extravagance, had already 
begun to beat hotly on the little chip hat 
and blue ribbons, and Miss Jo was obliged 
to seek the shade of a by-path. Here she re- 
ceived the timid advances of a vagabond yel- 
low dog graciously, until, emboldened by his 
success, he insisted upon accompanying her, 
and, becoming slobberingly demonstrative, 
threatened her spotless skirt with his dusty 
paws, when she drove him from her with 
some slight acerbity, and a stone which 
haply fell within fifty feet of its destined 
mark. Having thus proved her ability to 
defend herself, with characteristic inconsist- 
ency she took a small panic, and, gathering 
her white skirts in one hand, and holding 
the brim of her hat over her eyes with the 
other, she ran swiftly at least a hundred 
yards before she stopped. Then she began 
picking some ferns and a few wild-flowers 
still spared to the withered fields, and then 
a sudden distrust of her small ankles seized 
her, and she inspected them narrowly for 
those burrs and bugs and snakes which are 
supposed to lie in wait for helpless woman- 
hood. Then she plucked some golden heads 
of wild oats, and with a sudden inspiration 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 248 

placed them in her black hair, and then 
came quite unconsciously upon the trail lead- 
ing to Madrofio Hollow. 

Here she hesitated. Before her ran the 
little trail, vanishing at last into the bosky 
depths below. The sun was very hot. She 
must be very far from home. Why should 
she not rest awhile under the shade of a ma- 
drofio? 

She answered these questions by going 
there at once. After thoroughly exploring 
the grove, and satisfying herself that it con- 
tained no other living human creature, she sat 
down under one of the largest trees, with a 
satisfactory little sigh. Miss Jo loved the 
madrono. It was a cleanly tree ; no dust 
ever lay upon its varnished leaves ; its im- 
maculate shade never was known to harbor 
grub or msect. 

She looked up at the rosy arms inter- 
locked and arched above her head. She 
looked down at the delicate ferns and cryp- 
togams at her feet. Something glittered at 
the root of the tree. She picked it up ; it 
was a bracelet. She examined it carefully 
for cipher or inscription ; there was none. 
She could not resist a natural desire to clasp 
it on her arm, and v<> survey it from that 



244 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLO W. 

advantageous view -point. This absorbed 
her attention for some moments ; and when 
she looked up again she beheld at a little 
distance Culpepper Starbottle. 

He was standing where he had halted, 
with instinctive delicacy, on first discover- 
ing her. Indeed, he had even deliberated 
whether he ought not to go away without 
disturbing her. But some fascination held 
him to the spot. Wonderful power of hu- 
manity ! Far beyond jutted an outlying 
spur of the Sierra, vast, compact, and silent. 
Scarcely a hundred yards away, a league- 
long chasm dropped its sheer walls of granite 
a thousand feet. On every side rose up the 
serried ranks of pine-trees, in whose close- 
set files centuries of storm and change had 
wrought no breach. Yet all this seemed to 
Culpepper to have been planned by an all- 
wise Providence as the natural background 
to the figure of a pretty girl in a yellow 
dress. 

Although Miss Jo had confidently ex- 
pected to meet Culpepper somewhere in 
her ramble, now that he came upon her 
suddenly, she felt disappointed and embar- 
rassed. His manner, too, was more than 
usually grave and serious, and more than 



ROMANCE OF MADROJffO HOLLOW. 246 

ever seemed to lar upon that audacious levity 
wWch was this giddrgirl's power and se J 
rity in a society where all feeling was dan- 
gerous. As he approached her she rose to 
her feet, but almost before she knew it he 
had taken her hand and drawn her to a seat 
beside him. This was not what Miss Jo 
had expected, but nothing is so difficult to 
predicate as the exact preliminaries of a dec- 
laration of love. ** 

What did Culpepper say? Nothing, I 
fear, that will add anything to the wisdom 
of the reader ; nothing, I fear, that Miss Jo 
had not heard substantially from other lips 
before. But there was a certain conviction, 
fire-speed, and fury in the manner that was 
deliciously novel to the young lady. It was 
certainly something to be courted in the 
nineteenth century with all the passion and 
extravagance of the sixteenth ; it was some- 
thing to hear, amid the slang of a frontier 
society, the language of knight-errantry 
poured into her ear by this lantern-jawed, 
dark-browed descendant of the Cavaliers. • 

I do not know that there was anything 
more in it. The facts, however, go to show 
that at a certain point Miss Jo dropped her 
glove, and that in recovering it Culpepper 



246 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 

possessed himself first of her hand and then 
her lips. When they stood up to go, Cul- 
pepper had his arm around her waist, and 
her black hair, with its sheaf of golden oats, 
rested against the breast pocket of his coat. 
But even then I do not think her fancy was. 
entirely captive. She took a certain satis- 
faction in this demonstration of Culpepper's 
splendid height, and mentally compared it 
with a former flame, one Lieutenant Mc- 
Mirk, an active, but under-sized Hector, 
who subsequently fell a victim to the in- 
cautiously composed and monotonous bever- 
ages of a frontier garrison. Nor was she so 
much preoccupied but that her quick eyes, 
even while absorbing Culpepper's glances, 
were yet able to detect, at a distance, the 
figure of a man approaching. In an in- 
stant she slipped out of Culpepper's arm, 
and, whipping her hands behind her, said, 
" There 's that horrid man ! " 

Culpepper looked up and beheld his re- 
spected uncle panting and blowing over the 
hill. His brow contracted as he turned to 
Miss Jo : " You don't like my uncle I " 

" I hate him ! " Miss Jo was recovering 
her ready tongue. 

Culpepper blushed. He would have liked 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 247 

to enter upon some details of the Colonel's 
pedigree and exploits, but there was not 
time. He only smiled sadly. The smile 
melted Miss Jo. She held out her hand 
quickly, and said, with even more than her 
usual eflfrontery, " Don't let that man get 
you into any trouble. Take care of your- 
self, dear, and don't let anything happen to 
you." 

Miss Jo intended this speech to be pa- 
thetic ; the tenure of life among her lovers 
had hitherto been very uncertain. Cul- 
pepper turned toward her, but she had al- 
ready vanished in the thicket. 

The Colonel came up, panting. " I 've 
looked all over town for you, and be dashed 
to you, sir. Who was that with you ? " 

"A lady." (Culpepper never lied, but 
he was discreet.) 

" D — n 'em all ! Look yar, Cidp, I 've 
spotted the man who gave the order to put 
me off the floor" ("flo" was what the 
Colonel said) " the other night 1 " 

" Who was it ? " asked Culpepper, list- 
lessly. 

" Jack Folinsbee." 

"Who?" • 

" Why, the son of that dashed niggep 



248 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 

worshipping, psalm-singing Puritan Yankee. 
What 's the matter, now ? Look yar, Gulp, 
you ain't goin' back on your blood, ar' ye ? 
You ain't goin' back on your word? Ye 
ain't going down at the- feet of this trash, 
like a whipped hound ? " 

Culpepper was silent. He was very white. 
Presently he looked up, and said quietly, 
" No." 

Culpepper Starbottle had challenged Jack 
Folinsbee, and the challenge was accepted. 
The cause alleged was the expelling of Cul- 
pepper's uncle from the floor of the As- 
sembly Ball by the order of Folinsbee. 
This much Madrono Hollow knew, and could 
swear to ; but there were other strange ru- 
mors afloat, of which the blacksmith was an 
able expounder. " You see, gentlemen," he 
said to the crowd gathered around his anvil, 
" I ain't got no theory of this ajBfair, I only 
give a few facts as have come to my knowl- 
edge. Culpepper and Jack meets quite ac- 
cidental like in Bob's saloon. Jack goes up 
to Culpepper and says, ' A word with you.' 
Culpepper bows and steps aside in this way. 
Jack standing about herey (The black- 
smith demonstrates the position of the par- 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 249 

ties with two old horseshoes on the anvil.) 
^^ Jack pulls a bracele1> from his pocket and 
says, * Do you know that bracelet ? ' Cul- 
pepper says, ' I do not,' quite cool-like and 
easy. Jack says, ' You gave it to my sister.' 
Culpepper says, still cool as you please, ' I 
did not.' Jack says, 'You lie, G — d d — n 
you,' and draws his derringer. Culpepper 
jumps forward about here " (reference is 
made to the diagram) " and Jack fires. 
Nobody hit. It's a mighty cur'o's thing, 
gentlemen," continued the blacksmith, drop- 
ping suddenly into the abstract, and leaning 
meditatively on his tovil, — " it 's a mighty 
cur'o's thing that nobody gets hit so often. 
You and me empties our revolvers sociably 
at each other over a little game, and the 
room full, and nobody gets hit I That 's 
what gets me." 

" Never mind, Thompson," chimed in Bill 
Masters, " there 's another and a better world 
where we shaU know all that, and — become 
better shots. Go on with your story." 

" Well, some grabs Culpepper and some 
grabs Jack, and so separates them. Then 
Jack tells 'em as how he had seen his sister 
wear a bracelet which he knew was one that 
had been given to Dolores by Colonel Star- 



260 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 

bottle. That Miss Jo would n't say where 
she got it, but owned up to having seen Cul- 
pepper that day. Then the most cur'o's 
thing of it yet, what does Culpepper do but 
rise up and takes all back that he said, and 
allows that he did give her the bracelet: 
Now my opinion, gentlemen, is that he lied ; 
it ain't like that man to give a gal that he 
respects anything off that piece, Dolores. 
But it 's all the same now, and there 's but 
one thing to be done." 

The way this one thing was done belongs 
to the record of Madrono Hollow. The 
morning was bright and clear ; the air was 
slightly chill, but that was from the mist 
which arose along the banks of the river. 
As early as six o'clock the designated 
ground — a little opening in the madrono 
grove — was occupied by Culpepper Star- 
bottle, Colonel Starbottle, his second, and 
the surgeon. The Colonel was exalted and 
excited, albeit in a rather imposing, dig- 
nified way, and pointed out to the surgeon 
the excellence of the ground, which at that 
hour was wholly shaded from the sun, whose 
steady stare is more or less discomposing to 
your duellist. The surgeon threw himself 
on the grass and smoked his cigar. Culpep- 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 251 

per, quiet and thoughtful, leaned against a 
tree and gazed up the river. There was a 
strange suggestion of a picnic about the 
group, which was heightened when the Colo- 
nel drew a bottle from his coat-tails, and, 
taking a preliminary draught, offered it to 
the others. " Cocktails, sir,", he explained 
with dignified precision. "A gentleman, 
sir, should never go out without 'em. Keeps 
off the morning chill. I remember going 
out in '53 with Hank Boompointer. Good 
ged, sir, the man had to put on ^s overcoat, 
and was shot in it. Fact ! " 

But the noise of wheels drowned the 
Colonel's reminiscences, and a rapidly driven 
buggy, containing Jack Folinsbee, Calhoun 
Bungstarter, his second, and Bill Masters, 
drew up on the ground. Jack Folinsbee 
leaped out gayly. " I had the joUiest work 
to get away without the governor's hearing,'* 
he began, addressing the group before him 
with the greatest volubility. Calhoun Bung- 
starter touched his arm, and the young man 
blushed. It was his first duel. 

"If you are ready, gentlemen," said Mr. 
Bungstarter, " we had better proceed to 
business. I believe it is understood that no 
apology will be offered or accepted. We 



252 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 

may as well settle preliminaries at once, or 
I fear we shall be interrupted. There is a 
rumor in town that the Vigilance Committee 
are seeking our friends the Starbottles, and 
I believe, as their fellow-countryman, I have 
the honor to be included in their warrant." 

At this probability of interruption, that 
gravity which had hitherto been wanting 
fell upon the group. The preliminaries 
were soon arranged and the principals placed 
in position. Then there was a silence. 

To a spectator from the hill, impressed 
with the picnic suggestion, what might have 
been the popping of two champagne corks 
broke the stillness. 

Culpepper had fired in the air. Col?)- 
nel Starbottle uttered a low curse. John 
Folinsbee sulkily demanded another shot. 

Again the parties stood opposed to each 
other. Again the word was given, and what 
seemed to be the simultaneous report of both 
pistols rose upon the air. But after an in- 
terval of a few seconds all were surprised to 
see Culpepper slowly raise his unexploded 
weapon and fire it harmlessly above his 
head. Then, throwing the pistol upon the 
ground, he walked to a tree and leaned 
silently against it. 



ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. 253 

Jack Folinsbee flew into a paroxysm of 
fury. Colonel Starbottle raved and swore. 
Mr. Bungstarter was properly shocked at 
their conduct. " Really, gentlemen, if Mr, 
Culpepper Starbottle declines another shot, 
I do not see how we can proceed." 

But the Colonel's blood was up, and Jack 
Folinsbee was equally implacable. A hur- 
ried consultation ensued, which ended by 
Colonel Starbottle taking his nephew's place 
as principal, Bill Masters acting as second, 
vice Mr. Bungstarter, who declined all fur- 
ther connection with the affair. 

Two distinct reports rang through the 
Hollow. Jack Folinsbee dropped his smok- 
ing pistol, took a step forward, and then 
dropped heavily upon his face. 

In a moment the surgeon was at his side. 
The confusion was heightened by the tramp- 
ling of hoofs, and the voice of the black- 
smith bidding them flee for their Uves be- 
fore the coming storm. A moment more 
and the ground was cleared, and the surgeon, 
looking up, beheld only the white face of 
Culpepper bending over him. 

" Can you save him ? " 

^^ I cannot say. Hold up his head a mo- 
ment, while I run to the buggy." 



254 ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW, 

Culpepper passed his arm tenderly around 
the neck of the insensible man. Presently 
the surgeon returned with some stimulants. 

"There, that will do, Mr. Starbottle, 
thank you. Now my advice is to get away 
from here while you can. I '11 look after 
Folinsbee. Do you hear ? " 

Culpepper's arm was still round the neck 
of his late foe, but his head had dropped 
and fallen on the wounded man's shoulder. 
The surgeon looked down, and, catching 
sight of his face^ stooped and lifted him 
gently in his arms. He opened his coat and 
waistcoat. There was blood upon his shirt, 
and a bullet-hole in his breast. He had been 
shot unto death at the first fire. 



THE PRINCESS BOB AND HER 

FRIENDS. 

• 

She was a Klamath Indian. Her title 
was, I think, a compromise between her 
claim as daughter of a chief and gratitude 
to her earliest white protector, whose name, 
after the Indian fashion, she had adopted. 
" Bob " Walker had taken her from the 
breast of her dead mother at a time when 
the sincere volunteer soldiery of the Califor- 
nia frontier were impressed with the belief 
that extermination was the manifest destiny 
of the Indian race. He had with difficulty 
restrained the noble zeal of his compatriots 
long enough to convince them that the ex- 
emption of one Indian baby woidd not in- 
validate this theory. And he took her to 
his home, — a pastoral clearing on the banks 
of the Salmon River, — where she was" cared 
for after a frontier fashion. 

Before she was nine years old, she had 
exhausted the soant kindliness of the thin, 



256 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

overworked Mrs. Walker. As a playfellow 
of the young Walkers she was unreliable ; 
as a nurse for the baby she was inefficient. 
She lost the former in the trackless depths 
of a redwood forest ; she basely abandoned 
the latter in an extemporized cradle, hanging 
like a chrysalis to a' convenient bough. She 
lied and she stole, — two unpardonable sins 
in a frontier community, where truth was a 
necessity and provisions were the only prop- 
erty. Worse than this, the outskirts of the 
clearing were sometimes haunted by blan- 
keted tatterdemalions with whom she had 
mysterious confidences. Mr. Walker more 
than once regretted his indiscreet humanity ; 
but she presently relieved him of respon- 
sibility, and possibly of bloodguiltiness, by 
disappearing entirely. 

When she reappeared, it was at the ad- 
jacent village of Logport, in the capacity of 
housemaid to a trader's wife, who, joining 
some little culture to considerable conscien- 
tiousness, attempted to instruct her charge. 
But the Princess proved an unsatisfactory 
pupil* to even so liberal a teacher. She accept- 
ed the alphabet with great good-humor, but 
always as a pleasing and recurring novelty, 
in which all interest expired at the comple- 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS, 257 

tion of each lesson. She found a thousand 
uses for her books and writing materials 
other than those known to civilized children. 
She made a curious necklace of bits of slate- 
pencil, she constructed, a miniature canoe 
from the pasteboard covers of her primer, 
she bent her pens into fish-hooks, and tat- 
tooed the faces of her younger companions 
with blue ink. Religious instruction she re- 
ceived as good-humoredly, and learned to 
pronounce the name of the' Deity with a 
cheerful familiarity that shocked her precep- 
tress. Nor could her reverence be reached 
through analogy ; she knew nothing of the 
Great Spirit, and professed entire ignorance 
of the Happy Hunting-Grounds. Yet she 
attended divine service regularly, and as 
regularly asked for a hymn-book ; and it 
was only through the discovery that she had 
collected twenty-five of these volumes, and 
had hidden them behind the woodpile, that 
her connection with the First Baptist Church 
of Logport ceased. She would occasionally 
abandon these civilized and Christian privi- 
leges, and' disappear from her home, return- 
ing after several days of absence with an 
odor of bark and fish, and a peace-offering 
to her mistress in the shape of venison or 
game. 



268 PEINCE88 BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

To add to her troubles, she was now four- 
teen, and, according to the laws of her race, 
a woman. I do not think the most romantic 
fancy would have called her pretty. Her 
complexion defied most of those ambiguous 
similes through which poets unconsciously 
apologize for any deviation from the Cau- 
casian standard. It was not wine nor amber 
colored ; if anything, it was smoky. Her 
face was tattooed with red and white lines on 
one cheek, as if a fine-toothed comb had been 
drawn from cheek-bone to jaw, and, but for 
the good-humor that beamed from her small 
berry-like eyes and shone in her white teeth, 
would have been repulsive. She was short 
and stout. In her scant drapery and un- 
restrained freedom she was hardly statu- 
esque, and her more unstudied attitudes were 
marred by a simian habit of softly scratching 
her left ankle with the toes of her right foot, 
in moments of contemplation. 

I think I have already shown enough to 
indicate the incongruity of her existence 
with even the low standard of civilization 
that obtained at Logport in the year 1860. 
It needed but one more fact to prove the 
far-sighted political sagacity and prophetic 
ethics of those sincere advocates of extermi- 



PRINCESB BOB AND HER FRIENDS, 269 

nation, to whose virtues I have done but 
scant justice in the beginning of this article. 
This' fact was presently furnished by the 
Princess. After one of her periodical disap- 
pearances, — this time unusually prolonged, 
— she astonished Logport by returning with 
a half-breed baby of a week old in her arms. 
That night a meeting of the hard-featured 
serious matrons of Logport was held at Mrs. 
Brown's. The immediate banishment of the 
Princess was demanded. Soft-hearted Mrs. 
Brown endeavored vainly to get a mitigation 
or suspension of the sentence. But, as on a 
former occasion, the Princess took matters 
into her own hands. A few mornings after- 
wards, a wicker cradle containing an Indian 
baby was found hanging on the handle of 
the door of the First Baptist Church. It 
was the Parthian arrow of the flying Prin- 
cess. From that day Logport knew her no 
more. 

It had been a bright, clear day on the up- 
land, — so clear that the ramparts of Fort 
Jackson and the flagstaff were plainly visible 
twelve miles away from the long, curving 
peninsula that stretched a bared white arm 
around the peaceful waters of Logport Bay. 



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260 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

It had been a clear day upon the sea-shore, 
albeit the air was filled with the flying 
spume and shifting sand of a straggling 
beach, whose low dunes were dragged down 
by the long surges of the Pacific and thrown 
up again by the tumultuous ^trade-winds. 
But the sun had gone down in a bank of 
fleecy fog that was beginning to roll in upon 
the beach. Gradually the headland at the 
entrance of the harbor and the lighthouse 
disappeared, then the willow fringe that 
marked the line of Salmon River vanished, 
and the ocean was gone. A few sails still 
gleamed on the waters of the bay ; but the 
advancing fog wiped them out one by one, 
crept across the steel-blue expanse, swal- 
lowed up the white mills and single spire of 
Logport, and, joining with reinforcements 
from the mai'shes, moved solemnly upon the 
hills. Ten minutes more and the landscape 
was utterly blotted out ; simultaneously the 
wind died away, and a death-like silence 
stole over sea and shore. The faint clang, 
high overhead, of unseen brent, the nearer 
call of invisible plover, the lap and wash of 
undistinguishable waters, and the monoto- 
nous roll of the vanished ocean were the only 
sounds. As night deepened, the f ar-pfiE boom- 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 261 

ing of the fog-bell on the headland at inter- 
vals stirred the thick air. 

Hard by the shore of the bay, and half 
hidden by a drifting sand-hiU, stood a low 
nondescript structure, to whose composition 
sea and shore had equally contributed. It 
was built partly of logs and partly of drift- 
wood and tarred canvas. Joined to one end 
of the main building - the ordinary log- 
cabin of the settler — was the half-round 
pilot-house of some wrecked steamer, while 
the other gable terminated in half of a 
broken whale-boat. Nailed against the boat 
were the dried skins of wild animals, and 
scattered about lay the flotsam and jetsam 
of many years' gathering, — bamboo crates, 
casks, hatches, blocks, oars, boxes, part of a 
whale's vertebrae, and the blades of sword- 
fish. Drawn up on the beach of a little cove 
before the house lay a canoe. As the night 
thickened and the fog grew more dense, 
these details grew imperceptible, and only 
the windows of the pilot-house, lit up by a 
roaring fire within the hut, gleamed redly 
through the mist. 

By this fire, beneath a ship's lamp that 
swung from the roof, two figures were seated, 
a man and a woman. The man, broad- 



262 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

shouldered and heavily bearded, stretched 
his listless powerful length beyond a broken 
bamboo chair, with his eyes fixed on the 
fire. The woman crouched cross-legged upon 
the broad earthen hearth, with her eyes 
blinkingly fixed on her companion. They 
were small, black, round, berry-like eyes, 
and as the firelight shone upon her smoky 
face, with its one striped cheek of gorgeous 
brilliancy, it was plainly the Princess Bob, 
and no other. 

Not a word was spoken. They had been 
sitting thus for more than an hour, and there 
was about their attitude a suggestion that 
silence was habitual. Once or twice the 
man rose and walked up and down the nar- 
row room, or gazed absently from the win- 
dows of the pilot-house, but never by look or 
sign betrayed the slightest consciousness of 
his companion. At such times the Princess 
from her nest by the fire followed him with 
eyes of canine expectancy and wistfulness. 
But' he would as inevitably return to his 
contemplation of the fire, and the Princess 
to her blinking watchfulness of his face. 

They had sat there silent and undisturbed 
for many an evening in fair weather and 
f ouL They had spent many a day in sim- 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 263 

shine and storm^ gathering the unclaimed 
spoil of sea and shore. They had kept these 
mute relations, varied only by the incidents 
of the hunt or meagre household duties, for 
three years, ever since the man, wandering 
moodily over the lonely sands, had fallen 
upon the half-starved woman lying in the 
little hollow where she had crawled to die. 
It had seemed as if they would never be dis- 
turbed, untU now, when the Princess started, 
and, with the instinct of her race, bent her 
ear to the ground. 

The wind had risen and was rattling the 
tarred canvas. But in another moment 
there plainly came from without the hut the 
sound of voices. Then followed a rap at 
the door ; then another rap ; and then, be- 
fore they could rise to their feet, the door 
was flung briskly open. 

" I beg your pardon," said a pleasant but 
somewhat decided contralto voice, "but I 
don't think you heard me knock. Ah, I see 
you did not. May I come in ? " 

There was no reply. Had the battered 
figure-head of the Goddess of Liberty, 
which lay deeply embedded in the sand 
on the beach, suddenly appeared at the 
door, demanding admittance, the occupants 



264 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

of the cabin could not have been more 
speechlessly and hopelessly astonished than 
at the form which stood in the open door- 
way. 

It was that of a slim, shapely, elegantly 
dressed young woman. A scarlet-lined silk- 
en * hood was half thrown back from the 
shining mass of the black hair that covered 
her small head; from her pretty shoulders 
dropped a fur cloak, only restrained by a 
cord and tassel in her small gloved hand. 
Around her full throat was a double neck- 
lace of large white beads, that by some cun- 
ning feminine trick relieved with its infantile 
suggestion the strong decision of her lower 
face. 

" Did you say yes ? Ah, thank you. We 
may come in, Barker." (Here a shadow in 
a blue army overcoat followed her into the 
cabin, touched its cap respectfully, and then 
stood sUent and erect against the wall.) 
" Don't disturb yourself in the least, I beg. 
What a distressingly unpleasant night 1 Is 
this your usual climate ? " 

Half graciously, half absently overlooking 
the stiU embarrassed silence of the group, 
she went on: "We started from the fort 
over three hours ago, — three hours ago, 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS, 265 

was n't it, Barker ? " (the erect Barker 
touched his cap) — " to go to Captain Em- 
mons's quarters on Indian Island, — I think 
you call it Indian Island, don't you ? " (she 
was appealing to the awe-stricken Princess) 
— " and we got into the fog and lost our 
way ; that is, Barker lost his way " (Barker 
touched his cap deprecatingly), " and good- 
ness knows where we did n't wander to until 
we mistook your light for the lighthouse, 
and pulled up here. No, no; pray keep 
your seat, do I Keally, I must insist." 

Nothing could exceed the languid grace 
of the latter part of this speech, — nothing 
except the easy unconsciousness with which 
she glided by the offered chair of her stam- 
mering, embarrassed host, and stood beside 
the open hearth. 

"Barker will tell you," she continued, 
warming her feet by the fire, "that I am 
Miss Portfire, daughter of Major Portfire, 
commanding the post. Ah, excuse me, 
child ! " (She had accidentally trodden 
upon the bare, yellow toes of the Princess.) 
" Really, I did not know you were there. J 
am very near-sighted." (In confirmation of 
her statement, she put to her eyes a dainty 
double eyeglass that dangled from her neck.) 



266 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

" It 's a shocking thing to be near-sighted, 
is n't it ? " 

If the shamefaced, uneasy man to whom 
this remark was addressed could have found 
words to utter the thought that even in his 
confusion struggled uppermost in his mind, 
he would, looking at the bold, dark eyes that 
questioned him, have denied the fact. But 
he only stammered, " Yes." The next mo- 
ment, however. Miss Portfire had apparently 
forgotten him, and was examining the Prin- 
cess through her glass. 

" And what is your name, child ? " 
The Princess, beatified by the eyes and 
eyeglass, showed all her white teeth at once, 
and softly scratched her leg. 
" Bob." 

" Bob ? What a singular name ! " 
Miss Portfire's host here hastened to ex- 
plain the origin of the Princess's title. 
" Then you are Bob." (Eyeglass.) 
"No, my name is Grey, — John Grey." 
And he actually achieved a bow where awk- 
wardness was rather the air of imperfectly 
recalling a forgotten habit. 

" Grey f — ah, let me see. Yes, certainly. 
You are Mr. Grey, the recluse, the hermit, 
the philosopher, and all that sort of thing. 



phincess bob and her friends. 267 

Why, certainly; Dr. Jones, our surgeon, 
has told me all about you. Dear me, how 
interesting a rencontre ! Lived all alone 
here for seven — was it seven years ? — yes, 
I remember now. Existed quite au naturd^ 
one might say. How odd! Not that I 
know anything about that sort of thing, you 
know. I Ve lived always among people, and 
am really quite a stranger, I assure you. 
But honestly, Mr. — I beg your pardon — 
Mr. Grey, how do you like it ? " 

She had quietly taken his chair and 
thrown her cloak and hood over its back, 
and was now thoughtfully removing her 
gloves. Whatever were the arguments, — 
and they were doubtless many and profound, 
-^ whatever the experience, — and it was 
doubtless hard and satisfying enough, -by 
which this unfortunate man had justified his 
life for the la^t seven years, somehow they 
suddenly became trivial and terribly ridicu- 
lous before this simple but practical question. 

" Well, you shall tell me all about it after 
you have given me something to eat. We 
will have time enough; Barker cannot find 
his way back in this fog to-night. Now 
don't , put yourselves to any trouble on my 
account. Barker will assist." 



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268 PRINCE88 BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

Barker came forward. Glad to escape 
the scrutiny of his guest, the hermit gave a 
few rapid directions to the Princess in her 
native tongue, and disappeared in the shed. 
Left a moment alone. Miss Portfire took a 
quick, half -audible, feminine inventory of the 
cabin. ^^ Books, guns, skins, one chair, one 
bed, no pictures, and no looking-glass 1 " 
She took a book from the swinging shelf 
and resumed her seat by the fire as the Prin- 
cess reentered with fresh fuel. But while 
kneeling on the hearth the Princess chanced 
to look up and met Miss Portfire's dark eyes 
over the edge of her book. 

"Bob!" 

The Princess showed her teeth. 

"Listen. Would you like to have fine 
clothes, rings, and beads like these, to have 
your hair nicely combed and put up so? 
Would you?" 

The Princess nodded violently. 

" Would you like to live with me and 
have them? Answer quickly. Don't look 
round for him. Speak for yourself. Would 
you? Hush; never mind now." 

The hermit reentered, and the Princess, 
blinking, retreated into the shadow of the 
whale-boat shed, from which she did not 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 269 

emerge even when the homely repast of cold 
venison, ship biscuit, and tea was served. 
Miss Portfire noticed her absence : " You 
really must not let me interfere with your 
usual simple ways. Do you know, this is 
exceedingly interesting to me, so pastoral 
and patriarchal, and all that sort of thing. I 
must insist upon the Princess coining back ; 
really, I must." 

But the Princess was not to be found in 
the shed, and Miss Portfire, who the next 
minute seemed to have forgotten all about 
her, took her place in the single chair before 
an extemporized table. Barker stood be- 
lund her, and the hermit leaned against the 
fireplace. Miss Portfire's appetite did not 
come up to her protestations. For the first 
time in seven years it occurred to the hermit 
that his ordinary victual might be improved. 
He stammered out something to that effect. 

" I have eaten better, and worse," said 
Miss Portfire, quietly. 

** But I thought you — that is, you said " — 

" I spent a year in the hospitals, when 
father was on the Potomac," returned Miss 
Portfire, composedly. After a pause she con- 
tinued : " You remember after the second 
Bull Run — But, dear me 1 I beg your par- 



270 PBiNCEaa bob and her friendb. 

don; of course, you know nothing about 
the war, and all that sort of thing, and 
don't care." (She put up her eyeglass, and 
quietly surveyed his broad, muscular figure 
against the chimney.) " Or, perhaps, your 
prejudices — But then, as a hermit you 
know you have no politics, of course. Please 
don't let me bore you." 

To have been strictly consistent, the her- 
mit should have exhibited no interest in this 
topic. Perhaps it was owing to some qual- 
ity in the narrator, but he was constrained 
to beg her to continue in such phrases as his 
unfamiliar lips could command. So that, 
little by little. Miss Portfire yielded up in- 
cident and personal observation of the con- 
test then raging; with the same half -ab- 
stracted, half -unconcerned air that seemed 
habitual to her, she told the stories of priva- 
tion, of suffering, of endurance, and of sacri- 
fice. With the same assumption of timid 
deference that concealed her great self-con- 
trol, she talked of principles and rights. Ap- 
parently without enthusiasm and without 
effort, of which his morbid nature would 
have been suspicious, she sang the great 
American Iliad in a way that stirred the 
depths of her solitary auditor to its massive 



PEINCE88 BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 271 

foundations. Then she stopped, and asked 
quietly, " Where is Bob ? " 

The hermit started. He would look for 
her. But Bob, for some reason, was not 
forthcoming. Search was made within and 
without the hut, but in vain. For the first 
time that evening Miss Portfire showed some 
anxiety. " Go," she said to Barker, " and 
find her. She must be found. Stay, give me 
your overcoat ; I '11 go myself." She threw 
the overcoat over her shoulders and stepped 
out into the night. In the thick veil of fog 
that seemed suddenly to in wrap her, she stood 
for a moment irresolute, and then walked 
toward the beach, guided by the low wash 
of waters on the sand. She had not taken 
many steps before she stumbled over some 
dark crouching object. Keaching down her 
hand, she felt the coarse, wiry mane of the 
Princess. 

"Bob!" 

There was no reply. 
Bob ! I 've been looking for you ; come." 
Go 'way." 

" Nonsense, Bob. I want you to stay with 
me to-night ; come." 

" Injin squaw no good for waugee woman. 
Go 'way." 



(6 



272 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

" Listen, Bob. You are daughter of a 
chief : so am I. Your father had many war- 
riors : so has mine. It is good that you stay 
with me. Come." 

The Princess chuckled, and suffered her- 
self to be lifted up. A few moments later 
and they reentered the hut, hand in hand. 

With the first red streaks of dawn the 
next day the erect Barker touched his cap 
at the door of the hut. Beside him stood 
the hermit, also just risen from his blanketed 
nest in the sand. Forth from the hut, fresh 
as the morning air, stepped Miss Portfire, 
leading the Princess by the hand. Hand in 
hand also they walked to the shore,, and 
when the Princess had been safely bestowed 
in the stern sheets, Miss Portfire turned and 
lield out her own to her late host. 

" I shall take the best of care of her, of 
course. You will come and see her often. 
I should ask you to come and see me, but 
you are a hermit, you know, and all that 
sort of thing. But if it 's the correct an- 
chorite thing, and can be done, my father^ 
will be glad to requite you for this night's 
hospitality. But don't do anything on my 
account that interferes with your simple 
habits. Good-by." 



PBINCESB BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 273 

She handed him a card, which he took 
mechanically. 

" Good-by." / 

The sail was hoisted, and the boat shoved 
o£P. As the fresh morning breeze caught 
the white canvas it seemed to bow a part- 
ing: salutation. There was a rosy flush of 
pLise on Ae water, and a« «ie Ught craft 
darted forward toward the ascending sun it 
seemed for a moment uplifted in its glory. 

Miss Portfire kept her word. If thought- 
ful care and intelligent kindness could re- 
generate the Princess, her future was secure. 
And it really seemed as if she were for the 
first time inclined to heed the lessons of 
civilization and profit by her new condition. 
An agreeable change was first noticed in 
her appearance. Her lawless hair was cau&:ht 
in a ni and no longer stayed over her low 
forehead. Her unstable bust was stayed and 
upheld by French corsets; her plantigrade 
shuffle was limited by heeled boots. Her 
dresses were neat and clean, and she wore 
a double necklace of glass beads. With 
this physical improvement there also seemed 
some moral awakening. She no longer stole 
V\nor lied. With the possession of personal 



274 PBJNCE88 BOB AKJ) HER FRIENDS. 

property oame a respect for that of others. 
With increased dependence, on the word of 
those about her came a thoughtful consid- 
eration of her own. Intellectually she Was 
still feeble, although she grappled sturdily 
with the simple lessons which Miss Portfire 
set before her. Bui; her zeal and simple 
vanity outran her discretion, and she would 
often sit for hours with an open book before 
her, which she could not read. She was a 
favorite with the officers at the fort, from 
the Major, who shared his daughter's preju- 
dices and often yielded to her powerful self- 
will, to the subalterns, who liked her none 
the less that their natural enemies, the fron- 
tier volunteers, had declared war against 
her helpless sisterhood. The only restraint 
put upon her was the limitation of her lib- 
erty to the enclosure of the fort and parade ; 
and only once did she break this parole,* and 
was stopped by the sentry as she stepped 
into a boat at the landing. 

The recluse did not avail himself of Miss 
Portfire's invitation. But after the depar- 
ture of the Princess he spent less of his time 
in the hut, and was more frequently seen in 
the distant marshes of Eel Biver and on the 
upland hills. A feverish restlessness, quite 



PEINCE88 BOB AND BER FRIENDS. 275 

opposed to his usual phlegm, led him into 
singular freaks strangely inconsistent with 
his usual habits and reputation. The purser 
of the occasional steamer which stopped at 
Logport with the mails reported to have 
been boarded, just inside the bar, by a 
strange bearded man, who asked for a news- 
paper containing the last war telegrams. He 
tore his red shirt into narrow strips, and 
spent two days with his needle over the 
pieces and the tattered remnant of his only 
white garment; and a few days afterward 
the fishermen on the bay were surprised to 
see what, on nearer approach, proved to be a 
rude imitation of the national flag floating 
from a spar above the hut. 

One evening, as the fog began to drift 
over the sand-hills, the recluse sat alone in 
his hut. The fire was dying unheeded on 
the hearth, for he had been sitting there 
for a long time, completely absorbed in the 
blurred pages of an old newspaper. Pres- 
ently he arose, and, refolding it, — an opera- 
tion of great care and delicacy in its tattered 
condition, — placed it under the blankets of 
his bed. He resumed his seat by the fire, 
but soon began drumming with his fingers 
on the arm of his chair. Eventually . this 



276 PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 

assumed the time and accent of some air. 
Then he began to whistle softly and hesitat 
ingly, as if trying to recall a forgotten tune. 
Finally this took shape in a rude resem- 
blance, not unlike that which his flag bore to 
the national standard, to Yankee Doodle. 
Suddenly he stopped. 

There was an unmistakable rapping at 
the door. The blood which had at first 
rushed to his face now forsook it, and set- 
tled slowly around his heart. He tried to 
rise, but could not. Then the door was 
flimg open, and a figure with a scarlet-lined 
hood and fur mantle stood on the threshold. 
With a mighty effort he took one stride to 
the door. The next moment he saw the 
wide mouth and white teeth of the Princess, 
and was erected by a kiss that felt like a 
baptism. 

To tear the hood and mantle from her 
figure in the sudden fury that seized him, 
and to fiercely demand the refason of this 
masquerade, was his only return to her 
greeting. " Why are you here ? Did you 
steal these garments ? " he again demanded 
in her guttural language, as he shook hei 
roughly by the arm. The Princess hung 
her head. " Did you ? " he screamed, as he 
reached wildly for his rifle. 



PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 277 
"I did." 

His hold relaxed, and he staggered back 
against the wall. The Princess began to 
whimper. Between her sobs, she was trying 
to explain that the Major and his daughter 
were going away, and th^^t they wanted to 
send her to the Reservation ; but he cut her 
short. "Take off those things 1" The 
Princess tremblingly obeyed. He rolled 
them up, placed them in the canoe she had 
just left, and then leaped into the frail craft. 
She would have followed, but with a great 
oath he threw her from him, and with one 
stroke of his paddle swept out into the fog, 
and was gone. 

"Jessamy," said the Major, a few days 
after, as he sat at dinner with his daughter, 
" I think I can tell you something to match 
the mysterious disappearance a^d return of 
your wardrobe. Your crazy friend, the re- 
cluse, has enlisted this morning in the Fourth 
Artillery. He 's a splendid-looking animal, 
and there 's the right stuff for a soldier in 
him, if I 'm not mistaken. He 's in earnest; 
too, for he enlists in the regiment ordered 
back to Washington. Bless me, child, an- 
other goblet broken ! You 'U ruin the mess 
in glassware, at this rate ! " 



278 FRINCE88 BOB AND HER FRIENDB. 

" Have you heard anything more of the 
Princess, papa ? " 

" Nothing ; but perhaps it 's as well that 
she has gone. These cursed settlers are at 
their old complaints again about what they 
call ^Indian depredations/ and I have just 
received orders from headquarters to keep 
the settlement clear of all vagabond aborig- 
ines. I am afraid, my dear, that a strict 
construction of the term would include your 
protSgSe,^* 

The time for the departure of the Fourth 
Artillery had come. The night before was 
thick and foggy. At one o'clock, a shot 
on the ramparts called out the guard and 
roused the sleeping garrison. The new sen^ 
try. Private Grey, had challenged a dusky 
figure creeping on the glacis, and, receiving 
no answer, had fired. The guard sent out 
presently returned, bearing a lifeless figure 
L their arms. Th; new sLry's zeal, jok.ed 
with an ex-frontiersman's aimT was f atd. 

They laid the helpless, ragged form before 
the guard-house door, and then saw for the 
first time that it was the Princess. Pres- 
ently she opened her eyes. They fell upon 
the agonized face of her innocent slayer, but 
haply without intelligence or reproach. 



FRINGE 8S BOB AND HER FRIENDS. 279 

" Georgy I " she whispered. 

" Bob I " 

"All's same now. Me get plenty well 
soon. Me make no more fuss. Me go to 
Reservation." 

Then she stopped ; a tremor ran through 
her limbs, and she lay still. She had gone 
to the Reservation. Not that devised by 
the wisdom of man, but that one set apart 
from the foundation of the world for the 
wisest as well as the meanest of His crea- 
tures. 



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