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THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 


THE 
MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 


BY 

ROSE   MACAULAY 

Author  of  "The  Lee  Shore,"  "Views  and  Vagabonds,"  etc. 


HODDER    AND    STOUGHTON 
LONDON     NEW  YORK     TORONTO 


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TO  D.  F.   C. 


"  How  various  is  man  !    How  multiplied  his  experience, 
outlook,  his  conclusions !  " — H.  BELLOC. 


"  And  every  single  one  of  them  is  right." — R.  KIPLING. 

"  The  rational  human  faith  must  armour  itself  with   pre- 
judice in  an  age  of  prejudices." — G.  K.  CHESTERTON 


CONTENTS 

PAGE 

CHAPTER  I. 
CAMBRIDGE  -  9 

CHAPTER  II. 

ST.  GREGORY'S  -      21 

CHAPTER  III. 
PLEASANCE  COURT  -  38 

CHAPTER  IV. 
HEATHERMERE  -  -  52 

CHAPTER  V. 
DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR  -  62 

CHAPTER  VI. 
THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL  -  80 

CHAPTER  VII. 
VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY  -  -  IO2 

CHAPTER  VIII. 
THE  VISITORS  GO  -     127 

CHAPTER  IX. 
THE  CLUB  •  142 


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CONTENTS 


CHAPTER  X. 

DATCHERD'S  RETURN   - 


CHAPTER  XI. 


THE  COUNTRY  - 


CHAPTER  XII. 
HYDE  PARK  TERRACE   - 


MOLLY 


UNITY 


ARNOLD 


EILEEN 


CONVERSION 


CHAPTER  XIII. 
CHAPTER  XIV. 
CHAPTER  XV. 
CHAPTER  XVI. 
CHAPTER  XVII. 


PAGE 

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-  209 

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254 

-  270 

-  276 

-  286 


CHAPTER   I. 

CAMBRIDGE. 

IT  was  Trinity  Sunday,  full  of  buttercups  and 
cuckoos  and  the  sun.  In  Cambridge  it  was  a 
Scarlet  Day.  In  colleges,  people  struggling  through 
a  desert  of  Tripos  papers  or  Mays  rested  their  souls 
for  a  brief  space  in  a  green  oasis,  and  took  their  lunch 
up  the  river.  In  Sunday  schools,  teachers  were 
telling  of  the  shamrock,  that  ill-considered  and 
peculiarly  inappropriate  image  conceived  by  a 
hard-pressed  saint.  Everywhere  people  were  being 
ordained. 

Miss  Jamison  met  Eddy  Oliver  in  Petty  Cury, 
while  she  was  doing  some  house-to-house  visiting 
with  a  bundle  of  leaflets  that  looked  like  tracts. 
She  looked  at  him  vaguely,  then  suddenly  began 
to  take  an  interest  in  him. 

"  Of  course,"  she  said,  with  decision,  "  you've 
got  to  join,  too." 

"  Rather,"  he  said.  "  Tell  me  what  it  is.  I'm 
sure  it's  full  of  truth." 


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"  It's  the  National  Service  League.  I'm  a  work- 
ing associate,  and  I'm  persuading  people  to  join. 
It's  a  good  thing,  really.  Were  you  at  the  meeting 
yesterday  ?  " 

"  No,  I  missed  that.  I  was  at  another  meeting, 
in  point  of  fact.  I  often  am,  you  know."  He  said 
it  with  a  touch  of  mild  perplexity.  It  was  so  true. 

She  was  turning  over  the  sheaf  of  tracts. 

"  Let  me  see :  which  will  meet  your  case  ? 
Leaflet  M,  the  Modern  Sisyphus — that's  a  picture 
one,  and  more  for  the  poor ;  so  simple  and  graphic. 
P  is  better  for  you.  HAVE  YOU  EVER  THOUGHT  what 
war  is,  and  what  it  would  be  like  to  have  it  raging 
round  your  own  home  ?  HAVE  YOU  EVER  THOUGHT 
what  your  feelings  would  be  if  you  heard  that  an 
enemy  had  landed  on  these  shores,  and  you  knew 
that  you  were  ignorant  of  the  means  by  which  you 
could  help  to  defend  your  country  and  your  home  ? 
You  PROBABLY  THINK  that  if  you  are  a  member  of  a 
rifle  club,  and  know  how  to  shoot,  you  have  done  all 
that  is  needed.  But — well,  you  haven't,  and  so  on, 
you  know.  You'd  better  take  P.  And  Q.  Q  says 
"  Are  you  a  Liberal  ?  Then  join  the  League, 
because,  etc.  Are  you  a  Democrat  ?  Are  you  a 
Socialist  ?  Are  you  a  Conservative  ?  Are  you — 

"  Yes,"  said  Eddy,  "  I'm  everything  of  that 
sort.  It  won't  be  able  to  think  of  anything  I'm 
not." 

She  thought  he  was  being  funny,  though  he 
wasn't ;  he  was  speaking  the  simple  truth. 

"  Anyhow,"  she  said,  "  you'll  find  good  reasons 


CAMBRIDGE  n 

there  why  you  should  join,  whatever  you  are. 
Just  think,  you  know,  suppose  the  Germans  landed." 
She  supposed  that  for  a  little,  then  got  on  to  physical 
training  and  military  discipline,  how  important 
they  are. 

Eddy  said  when  she  paused,  "  Quite.  I  think 
you  are  utterly  right."  He  always  did,  when 
anyone  explained  anything  to  him ;  he  was  like 
that ;  he  had  a  receptive  mind. 

"  You  can  become,"  said  Miss  Jamison,  getting 
to  the  gist  of  the  matter,  "  a  guinea  member,  or  a 
penny  adherent,  or  a  shilling  associate,  or  a  more 
classy  sort  of  associate,  that  pays  five  shillings 
and  gets  all  kinds  of  literature." 

"I'll  be  that,"  said  Eddy  Oliver,  who  liked 
nearly  all  kinds  of  literature. 

So  Miss  Jamison  got  out  her  book  of  vouchers 
on  the  spot,  and  enrolled  him,  receiving  five  shillings 
and  presenting  a  blue  button  on  which  was  inscribed 
the  remark,  "The  Path  of  Duty  is  the  Path  of 
Safety." 

"So  true,"  said  Eddy.  "A  jolly  good  motto. 
A  jolly  good  League.  I'll  tell  everyone  I  meet  to 
join." 

"  There'll  be  another  meeting,"  said  Miss  Jamison, 
"  next  Thursday.  Of  course  you'll  come.  We 
want  a  good  audience  this  time,  if  possible.  We 
never  have  one,  you  know.  There'll  be  lantern 
slides,  illustrating  invasion  as  it  would  be  now,  and 
invasion  as  it  would  be  were  the  National  Service 
League  Bill  passed.  Tremendously  exciting." 


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Eddy  made  a  note  of  it  in  his  Cambridge  Pocke 
Diary,  a  small^and  profusely  inscribed  volume 
without  which  he  never  moved,  as  his  engagements 
were  numerous,  and  his  head  not  strong. 

He  wrote  below  June  8th,  "  N.S.L.,  8  p.m., 
Guildhall,  small  room."  For  the  same  date  he  had 
previously  inscribed,  "  Fabians,  7.15,  Victoria 
Assembly  Rooms,"  "  E.C.U.  Protest  Meeting,  Guild- 
hall, large  room,  2.15,"  and  "  Primrose  League 
F§te,  Great  Shelford  Manor,  3  p.m."  He  belonged 
to  all  these  societies  (they  are  all  so  utterly  right) 
and  many  others  more  esoteric,  and  led  a  complex 
and  varied  life,  full  of  faith  and  hope.  With  so 
many  right  points  of  view  in  the  world,  so  many 
admirable,  if  differing,  faiths,  whither,  he  demanded, 
might  not  humanity  rise  ?  Himself,  he  joined 
everything  that  came  his  way,  from  Vegetarian 
Societies  to  Heretic  Clubs  and  Ritualist  Guilds; 
all,  for  him,  were  full  of  truth.  This  attitude  of 
omni-acceptance  sometimes  puzzled  and  worried 
less  receptive  and  more  single-minded  persons ; 
they  were  known  at  times  even  to  accuse  him,  with 
tragic  injustice,  of  insincerity.  When  they  did  so, 
he  saw  how  right  they  were;  he  entirely  sym- 
pathised with  their  point  of  view. 

At  this  time  he  was  nearly  twenty-three,  and 
nearly  at  the  end  of  his  Cambridge  career.  In 
person  he  was  a  slight  youth,  with  intelligent  hazel 
eyes  under  sympathetic  brows,  and  easily  ruffled 
brown  hair,  and  a  general  air  of  receptive  impres- 
sionability. Clad  not  unsuitably  in  grey  flannels 


CAMBRIDGE  13 

and  the  soft  hat  of  the  year  (soft  hats  vary  impor- 
tantly from  age  to  age),  he  strolled  down  King's 
Parade.  There  he  met  a  man  of  his  own  college ; 
this  was  liable  to  occur  in  King's  Parade.  The 
man  said  he  was  going  to  tea  with  his  people,  and 
Eddy  was  to  come  too.  Eddy  did  so.  He  liked 
the  Denisons  ;  they  were  full  of  generous  enthusiasm 
for  certain  things — (not,  like  Eddy  himself,  for 
everything).  They  wanted  Votes  for  Women,  and 
Liberty  for  Distressed  Russians,  and  spinning- 
looms  for  everyone.  They  had  inspired  Eddy  to 
want  these  things,  too ;  he  belonged,  indeed,  to 
societies  for  promoting  each  of  them.  On  the 
other  hand,  they  did  not  want  Tariff  Reform,  or 
Conscription,  or  Prayer  Book  Revision  (for  they 
seldom  read  the  Prayer  Book),  and  if  they  had 
known  that  Eddy  belonged  also  to  societies  for 
promoting  these  objects,  they  would  have  remon- 
strated with  him. 

Professor  Denison  was  a  quiet  person,  who  said 
little,  but  listened  to  his  wife  and  children.  He 
had  much  sense  of  humour,  and  some  imagination. 
He  was  fifty-five.  Mrs.  Denison  was  a  small  and 
engaging  lady,  a  tremendous  worker  in  good  causes  ; 
she  had  little  sense  of  humour,  and  a  vivid,  if  often 
misapplied,  imagination.  She  was  forty-six.  Her 
son  Arnold  was  tall,  lean,  cynical,  intelligent, 
edited  a  university  magazine  (the  most  interesting 
of  them),  was  president  of  a  Conversation  Society, 
and  was  just  going  into  his  uncle's  publishing  house. 
He  had  plenty  of  sense  of  humour  (if  he  had  had 


14  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

less,  he  would  have  bored  himself  to  death),  and 
imagination  kept  within  due  bounds.  He  was 
twenty-three.  His  sister  Margery  was  also  intelli- 
gent, but,  notwithstanding  this,  had  recently  pub- 
lished a  book  of  verse  ;  some  of  it  was  not  so  bad 
as  a  great  many  people's  verse.  She  also  designed 
wall-papers,  which  on  the  whole  she  did  better. 
She  had  an  unequal  sense  of  humour,  keen  in  certain 
directions,  blunt  in  others,  like  most  people's ;  the 
same  description  applies  to  her  imagination.  She 
was  twenty-two. 

Eddy  and  Arnold  found  them  having  tea  in  the 
garden,  with  two  brown  undergraduates  and  a 
white  one.  The  Denisons  belonged  to  the  East 
and  West  Society,  which  tries  to  effect  a  union 
between  the  natives  of  these  two  quarters  of  the 
globe.  It  has  conversazioni,  at  which  the  brown 
men  congregate  at  one  end  of  the  room  and  the 
white  men  at  the  other,  and  both,  one  hopes,  are 
happy.  This  afternoon  Mrs.  Denison  and  her 
daughter  were  each  talking  to  a  brown  young  man 
(Downing  and  Christ's),  and  the  white  young  man 
(Trinity  Hall)  was  being  silent  with  Professor 
Denison,  because  East  is  East  and  West  is  West,  and 
never  the  twain  shall  meet,  and  really,  you  can't 
talk  to  blacks.  Arnold  joined  the  West ;  Eddy, 
who  belonged  to  the  above-mentioned  society, 
helped  Miss  Denison  to  talk  to  her  black. 

Rather  soon  the  East  went,  and  the  West  became 
happier. 

Miss    Denison   said,    "  Dorothy    Jamison   came 


CAMBRIDGE  15 

round  this  afternoon,  wanting  us  to  join  the  National 
Service  League  or  something/' 

Mrs.  Denison  said,  snippily,  "  Dorothy  ought  to 
know  better,"  at  the  same  moment  that  Eddy  said, 
"  It's  a  jolly  little  League,  apparently.  Quite 
full  of  truth." 

The  Hall  man  said  that  his  governor  was  a 
secretary  or  something  at  home,  and  kept  having 
people  down  to  speak  at  meetings.  So  he  and  the 
Denisons  argued  about  it,  till  Margery  said,  "Oh, 
well,  of  course,  you're  hopeless.  But  I  don't  know 
what  Eddy  means  by  it.  You  don't  want  to  en- 
courage militarism,  surely,  Eddy." 

Eddy  said  surely  yes,  shouldn't  one  encourage 
everything  ?  But,  really,  and  no  ragging,  Margery 
persisted,  he  didn't  belong  to  a  thing  like  that  ? 

Eddy  showed  his  blue  button. 

"  Rather,  I  do.  HAVE  YOU  EVER  THOUGHT  what 
war  is,  and  what  it  would  be  like  to  have  it  raging 
round  your  own  home  ?  Are  you  a  democrat  ? 
Then  join  the  League." 

"  Idiot,"  said  Margery,  who  knew  him  well 
enough  to  call  him  so. 

"  He  believes  in  everything.  I  believe  in  nothing, 
Arnold  explained.  "  He  accepts ;  I  refuse.  He 
likes  three  lumps  of  sugar  in  his  tea ;  I  like  none. 
He  had  better  be  a  journalist,  and  write  for  the 
Daily  Mail,  the  Clarion,  and  the  Spectator." 

"  What  are  you  going  to  do  when  you  go  down  ?  " 
Margery  asked  Eddy,  suspiciously. 

Eddy  blushed,  because  he  was  going  for  a  time 


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to  work  in  a  Church  settlement.  A  man  he  knew 
was  a  clergyman  there,  and  had  convinced  him 
that  it  was  his  duty  and  he  must.  The  Denisons 
did  not  care  about  Church  settlements,  only  secular 
ones ;  that,  and  because  he  had  a  clear,  pale  skin 
that  showed  everything,  was  why  he  blushed. 

"  I'm  going  to  work  with  some  men  in  South- 
wark,"  he  said,  embarrassed.  "  Anyhow,  for  a 
time.  Help  with  boys'  clubs,  you  know,  and  so 
on." 

"  Parsons  ?  "  inquired  Arnold,  and  Eddy  ad- 
mitted it,  whereupon  Arnold  changed  the  subject ; 
he  had  no  concern  with  parsons. 

The  Denisons  were  so  shocked  at  Eddy,  that 
they  let  the  Hall  man  talk  about  the  South  African 
match  for  quite  two  minutes.  They  were  probably 
afraid  that  if  they  didn't  Eddy  might  talk  about 
the  C.I.C.C.U.,  which  would  be  infinitely  worse. 
Eddy  was  perhaps  the  only  man  at  the  moment 
in  Cambridge  who  belonged  simultaneously  to  the 
C.I.C.C.U.,  the  Church  Society,  and  the  Heretics. 
(It  may  be  explained  for  the  benefit  of  the  un- 
initiated that  the  C.I.C.C.U.  is  Low  Church,  and 
the  Church  Society  is  High  Church,  and  the 
Heretics  is  no  church  at  all.  They  are  all  admirable 
societies). 

Arnold  said  presently,  interrupting  the  match, 
"  If  I  keep  a  second-hand  bookshop  in  Soho,  will 
you  help  me,  Eddy  ?  " 

Eddy  said  he  would  like  to. 

"  It  will  be  awfully  good  training  for  both  of  us," 


CAMBRIDGE  17 

said  Arnold.  "  You'll  see  much  more  life  that 
way,  you  know,  than  at  your  job  in  Southwark." 

Arnold  had  manfully  overcome  his  distaste  for 
alluding  to  Eddy's  job  in  Southwark,  in  order  to 
make  a  last  attempt  to  snatch  a  brand  from  the 
burning. 

But  Eddy,  thinking  he  might  as  well  be  hanged 
for  a  sheep  as  a  lamb,  said, 

"  You  see,  my  people  rather  want  me  to  take 
Orders,  and  the  Southwark  job  is  by  way  of  finding 
out  if  I  want  to  or  not.  I'm  nearly  sure  I  don't, 
you  know,"  he  added,  apologetically,  because  the 
Denisons  were  looking  so  badly  disappointed  in  him. 

Mrs.  Denison  said  kindly,  "  I  think  I  should  tell 
your  people  straight  out  that  you  can't.  It's  a 
tiresome  little  jar,  I  know,  but  honestly,  I  don't 
believe  it's  a  bit  of  use  members  of  a  family  pre- 
tending that  they  see  life  from  the  same  angle  when 
they  don't." 

Eddy  said,  "  Oh,  but  I  think  we  do,  in  a  way. 
Only " 

It  was  really  rather  difficult  to  explain.  He  did 
indeed  see  life  from  the  same  angle  as  the  rest  of  his 
family,  but  from  many  other  angles  as  well,  which 
was  confusing.  The  question  was,  could  one 
select  some  one  thing  to  be,  clergyman  or  anything 
else,  unless  one  was  very  sure  that  it  implied  no 
negations,  no  exclusions  of  the  other  angles  ? 
That  was,  perhaps,  what  his  life  in  Southwark 
would  teach  him.  Most  of  the  clergy  round  his 
own  home — and,  his  father  being  a  Dean,  he  knew 

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THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

many — hadn't,  it  seemed  to  him,  learnt  the  art  of 
acceptance ;  they  kept  drawing  lines,  making 
sheep  and  goat  divisions,  like  the  Denisons. 

The  Hall  man,  feeling  a  little  embarrassed  because 
they  were  getting  rather  intimate  and  personal, 
and  probably  would  like  to  get  more  so  if  he  were 
not  there,  went  away.  He  had  had  to  call  on  the 
Denisons,  but  they  weren't  his  sort,  he  knew.  Miss 
Denison  and  her  parents  frightened  him,  and  he 
didn't  get  on  with  girls  who  dressed  artistically, 
or  wrote  poetry,  and  Arnold  Denison  was  a  con- 
ceited crank,  of  course.  Oliver  was  a  good  sort, 
only  very  thick  with  Denison  for  some  reason.  If 
he  was  Oliver,  and  wanted  to  do  anything  so  dull 
as  slumming  with  parsons  in  Southwark,  he  wouldn't 
be  put  off  by  anything  the  Denisons  said. 

"  Why  don't  you  get  your  tie  to  match  your 
socks,  Eddy  ?  "  Arnold  asked,  with  a  yawn,  when 
Egerton  had  gone. 

His  mother,  a  hospitable  lady,  and  kind  to 
Egertons  and  all  others  who  came  to  her  house, 
told  him  not  to  be  disagreeable.  Eddy  said,  truly, 
that  he  wished  he  did,  and  that  it  was  a  capital 
idea  and  looked  charming. 

"  Egertons  do  look  rather  charming,  quite  often," 
Margery  conceded.  "  I  suppose  that's  something 
after  all." 

Mrs.  Denison  added,  (exquisite  herself,  she  had 
a  taste  for  neatness)  :  "  Their  hair  and  their  clothes 
are  always  beautifully  brushed ;  which  is  more 
than  yours  are,  Arnold." 


CAMBRIDGE  19 

Arnold  lay  back  with  his  eyes  shut,  and  groaned 
gently.  Egerton  had  fatigued  him  very  much. 

Eddy  thought  it  was  rather  nice  of  Mrs.  Denison 
and  Margery  to  be  kind  about  Egerton  because 
he  had  been  to  tea.  He  realised  that  he  himself 
was  the  only  person  there  who  was  neither  kind 
nor  unkind  about  Egerton,  because  he  really  liked 
him.  This  the  Denisons  would  have  hopelessly 
failed  to  understand,  or,  probably,  to  believe ;  it 
he  had  mentioned  it  they  would  have  thought  he 
was  being  kind,  too.  Eddy  liked  a  number  of 
people  who  were  ranked  by  the  Denisons  among 
the  goats  ;  even  the  rowing  men  of  his  own  college, 
which  happened  to  be  a  college  where  one  didn't  row. 

Mrs.  Denison  asked  Eddy  if  he  would  come  to 
lunch  on  Thursday  to  meet  some  of  the  Irish  players, 
whom  they  were  putting  up  for  the  week.  The 
Denisons,  being  intensely  English  and  strong 
Home  Rulers,  felt,  besides  the  artistic  admiration 
for  the  Abbey  Theatre  players  common  to  all,  a 
political  enthusiasm  for  them  as  Nationalists, 
so  putting  three  of  them  up  was  a  delightful  hospi- 
tality. Eddy,  who  shared  both  the  artistic  and 
the  political  enthusiasm,  was  delighted  to  come 
to  lunch.  Unfortunately  he  would  have  to  hurry 
away  afterwards  to  the  Primrose  League  F8te  at 
Great  Shelford,  but  he  did  not  mention  this. 

Consulting  his  watch,  he  found  he  was  even 
now  due  at  a  meeting  of  a  Sunday  Games  Club  to 
which  he  belonged,  so  he  said  goodbye  to  the 
Denisons  and  went. 


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"  Mad  as  a  hatter/'  was  Arnold's  languid  comment 
on  him  when  he  had  gone  ;  "  but  well-intentioned." 

"  But,"  said  Margery,  "  I  can't  gather  that  he 
intends  anything  at  all.  He's  so  absurdly  indis- 
criminate." 

"  He  intends  everything,"  her  father  inter- 
preted. "  You  all,  in  this  intense  generation, 
intend  much  too  much ;  Oh' ver  carries  it  a  little 
further  than  most  of  you,  that's  all.  His  road 
to  his  ultimate  destination  is  most  remarkably 
well-paved." 

"  Oh,  poor  boy,"  said  Mrs.  Denison,  remon- 
strating. She  went  in  to  finish  making  arrange- 
ments for  a  Suffrage  meeting. 

Margery  went  to  her  studio  to  hammer  jewellery 
for  the  Arts  and  Crafts  Exhibition. 

Professor  Denison  went  to  his  study  to  look 
over  Tripos  papers. 

Arnold  lay  in  the  garden  and  smoked.  He  was 
the  least  energetic  of  his  family,  and  not  indus- 
trious. 


CHAPTER   II. 
ST.  GREGORY'S. 

PROBABLY,  Eddy  decided,  after  working  for  a 
week  in  Southwark,  the  thing  to  be  was  a  clergy- 
man. Clergymen  get  their  teeth  into  something ; 
they  make  things  move ;  you  can  see  results, 
which  is  so  satisfactory.  They  can  point  to  a 
man,  or  a  society,  and  say,  "  Here  you  are ;  I 
made  this.  I  found  him  a  worm  and  no  man, 
and  left  him  a  human  being,"  or,  "I  found  them 
scattered  and  unmoral  units,  and  left  them  a  Band 
of  Hope,  or  a  Mothers'  Union."  It  is  a  great  work. 
Eddy  caught  the  spirit  of  it,  and  threw  himself 
vigorously  into  men's  clubs  and  lads'  brigades, 
and  boy  scouts,  and  all  the  other  organisations 
that  flourished  in  the  parish  of  St.  Gregory,  under 
the  Reverend  Anthony  Finch  and  his  assistant 
clergy.  Father  Finch,  as  he  was  called  in  the 
parish,  was  a  stout,  bright  man,  shrewd,  and  merry, 
and  genial,  and  full  of  an  immense  energy  and 
power  of  animating  the  inanimate.  He  had  set 
all  kinds  of  people  and  institutions  on  their  feet, 
and  given  them  a  push  to  start  them  and  keep 
them  in  motion.  So  his  parish  was  a  live  parish, 

21 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

in  a  state  of  healthy  circulation.  Father  Fine! 
was  emphatically  a  worker.  Dogma  and  ritual, 
though  certainly  essential  to  his  view  of  life,  did 
not  occupy  the  prominent  place  given  to  them  by, 
for  instance,  his  senior  curate,  Hillier.  Hillier 
was  the  supreme  authority  on  ecclesiastical  cere- 
monial. It  was  he  who  knew,  without  referring 
to  a  book,  all  the  colours  of  all  the  festivals  and 
vigils ;  and  what  cere-cloths  and  maniples  were ; 
it  was  he  who  decided  how  many  candles  were 
demanded  at  the  festal  evensong  of  each  saint, 
and  what  vestments  were  suitable  to  be  worn  in 
procession,  and  all  the  other  things  that  lay  people 
are  apt  to  think  get  done  for  themselves,  but  which 
really  give  a  great  deal  of  trouble  and  thought 
to  some  painstaking  organiser. 

Hillier  had  genial  and  sympathetic  manners 
with  the  poor,  was  very  popular  in  the  parish, 
belonged  to  eight  religious  guilds,  wore  the  badges 
of  all  of  them  on  his  watch-chain,  and  had  been 
educated  at  a  county  school  and  a  theological 
college.  The  junior  curate,  James  Peters,  was  a 
jolly  young  cricketer  of  twenty-four,  and  had  been 
at  Marlborough  and  Cambridge  with  Eddy ;  he 
was,  in  fact,  the  man  who  had  persuaded  Eddy  to 
come  and  help  in  St.  Gregory's. 

There  were  several  young  laymen  working  in 
the  parish.  St.  Gregory's  House,  which  was  some- 
thing between  a  clergy  house  and  a  settlement, 
spread  wide  nets  to  catch  workers.  Hither  drifted 
bank  clerks  in  their  leisure  hours,  eager  to  help 


ST.  GREGORY'S  23 

with  clubs  in  the  evenings  and  Sunday  school 
classes  on  Sundays.  Here  also  came  undergraduates 
in  the  vacations,  keen  to  plunge  into  the  mele*e, 
and  try  their  hands  at  social  and  philanthropic 
enterprises ;  some  of  them  were  going  to  take 
Orders  later,  some  were  not ;  some  were  stifling 
with  ardent  work  troublesome  doubts  as  to  the 
object  of  the  universe,  others  were  not ;  all  were  full 
of  the  generous  idealism  of  the  first  twenties. 
When  Eddy  went  there,  there  were  no  under- 
graduates, but  several  visiting  lay  workers. 

Between  the  senior  and  junior  curates  came  the 
second  curate,  Bob  Traherne,  an  ardent  person 
who  belonged  to  the  Church  Socialist  League. 
Eddy  joined  this  League  at  once.  It  is  an  in- 
teresting one  to  belong  to,  and  has  an  exciting, 
though  some  think  old-fashioned,  programme. 
Seeing  him  inclined  to  join  things,  Hillier  set 
before  him,  diplomatically,  the  merits  of  the 
various  Leagues  and  Guilds  and  Fraternities  whose 
badges  he  wore,  and  for  which  new  recruits  are 
so  important. 

"  Anyone  who  cares  for  the  principles  of  the 
Church,"  he  said,  shyly  eager,  having  asked  Eddy 
into  his  room  to  smoke  one  Sunday  evening  after 
supper,  "  must  support  the  objects  of  the  G.S.C." 
He  explained . what  they  were,  and  why.  "You 
see,  worship  can't  be  complete  without  it — not 
so  much  because  it's  a  beautiful  thing  in  itself, 
and  certainly  not  from  the  aesthetic  or  sensuous 
point  of  view,  though  of  course  there's  that  appeal 


24  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

too,  and  particularly  to  the  poor — but  because 
it's  used  in  the  other  branches,  and  we  must  join 
up  and  come  into  line  as  far  as  we  conscientiously 
can." 

"  Quite,"  said  Eddy,  seeing  it.  "Of  course 
we  must." 

"You'll  join  the  Guild,  then?"  said  Hillier, 
and  Eddy  said,  "  Oh,  yes,  I'll  join,"  and  did  so. 
So  Hillier  had  great  hopes  for  him,  and  told  him 
about  the  F.I.S.,  and  the  L.M.G. 

But  Traherne  said  afterwards  to  Eddy,  "  Don't 
you  go  joining  Hillier 's  little  Fraternities  and 
Incense  Guilds.  They  won't  do  you  any  good. 
Leave  them  to  people  like  Robinson  and  Wilkes." 
(Robinson  and  Wilkes  were  two  young  clerks  who 
came  to  work  in  the  parish  and  adored  Hillier.) 
"  They  seem  to  find  such  things  necessary  to 
their  souls ;  in  fact,  they  tell  me  they  are  starved 
without  them ;  so  I  suppose  they  must  be  allowed 
to  have  them.  But  you  simply  haven't  the  time 
to  spend." 

"  Oh,  I  think  it's  right,  you  know,"  said  Eddy, 
who  never  rejected  anything  or  fell  in  with  nega- 
tions. That  was  where  he  drew  his  line — he  went 
along  with  all  points  of  view  so  long  as  they  were 
positive :  as  soon  as  condemnation  or  rejection 
came  in,  he  broke  off. 

Traherne  puffed  at  his  pipe  rather  scornfully. 

"It's  not  right,"  he  grunted,  "and  it's  not 
wrong.  It's  neuter.  Oh,  have  it  as  you  like. 
It's  all  very  attractive,  of  course ;  I'm  entirely  in 


ST.  GREGORY'S  25 

sympathy  with  the  objects  of  all  these  guilds,  as 
you  know.  It's  only  the  guilds  themselves  I  object 
to — a  lot  of  able-bodied  people  wasting  their  forces 
banding  themselves  together  to  bring  about  rela- 
tively trivial  and  unimportant  things,  when  there's 
all  the  work  of  the  shop  waiting  to  be  done.  Oh, 
I  don't  mean  Hillier  doesn't  work — of  course  he's 
first-class — but  the  more  of  his  mind  he  gives  to 
incense  and  stoles,  the  less  he'll  have  to  give  to  the 
work  that  matters — and  it's  not  as  if  he  had  such 
an  immense  deal  of  it  altogether — mind,  I  mean." 

"  But  after  all,"  Eddy  demurred,  "  if  that  sort 
of  thing  appeals  to  anybody 

"Oh,  let  'em  have  it,  let  'em  have  it,"  said 
Traherne  wearily.  "  Let  'em  all  have  what  they 
like  ;  but  don't  you  be  dragged  into  a  net  of  millinery 
and  fuss.  Even  you  will  surely  admit  that  things 
don't  all  matter  equally — that  it's  more  impor- 
tant, for  instance,  that  people  should  learn  a  little 
about  profit-sharing  than  a  great  deal  about  church 
ornaments;  more  important  that  they  should  use 
leadless  glaze  than  that  they  should  use  incense. 
Well,  then,  there  you  are ;  go  for  the  essentials, 
and  let  the  incidentals  look  after  themselves," 

"  Oh,  let's  go  for  everything,"  said  Eddy  with 
enthusiasm.  "  It's  all  worth  having." 

The  second  curate  regarded  him  with  a  cynical 
smile,  and  gave  him  up  as  a  bad  job.  But  anyhow, 
he  had  joined  the  Church  Socialist  League,  whose 
members  according  to  themselves,  do  go  for  the 
essentials,  and,  according  to  some  other  people, 


26  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

go  to  the  devil ;  anyhow  go,  or  endeavour  to  go, 
somewhere,  and  have  no  superfluous  energy  to 
spend  on  toys  by  the  roadside.  Only  Eddy  Oliver 
seemed  to  have  energy  to  spare  for  every  game  that 
turned  up.  He  made  himself  rather  useful,  and 
taught  the  boys'  clubs  single-stick  and  boxing, 
and  played  billiards  and  football  with  them. 

The  only  thing  that  young  James  Peters  wanted 
him  to  join  was  a  Rugby  football  club.  Teach 
the  men  and  boys  of  the  parish  to  play  Rugger 
like  sportsmen  and  not  like  cads,  and  you've  taught 
them  most  of  what  a  boy  or  man  need  learn,  James 
Peters  held.  While  the  senior  curate  said,  give 
them  the  ritual  of  the  Catholic  '.Church,  and  the 
second  curate  said,  give  them  a  minimum  wage, 
and  the  vicar  said,  put  into  them,  by  some  means 
or  another,  the  fear  of  God,  the  junior  curate  led 
them  to  the  playing-field  hired  at  great  expense, 
and  tried  to  make  sportsmen  of  them ;  and  grew 
at  times,  but  very  seldom,  passionate  like  a  thwarted 
child,  because  it  was  the  most  'difficult  thing  he  had 
ever  tried  to  do,  and  because  they  would  lose  their 
tempers  and  kick  one  another  on  the  shins,  and  walk 
off  the  field,  and  send  in  their  resignations,  to- 
gether with  an  intimation  that  St.  Gregory's  Church 
would  see  them  no  more,  because  the  referee  was 
a  liar  and  didn't  come  it  fair.  Then  James  Peters 
would  throw  back  their  resignations  and  their 
intimations  in  their  faces,  and  call  them  silly  asses 
and  generally  manage  to  smooth  things  down  in 
his  cheerful,  youthful,  vigorous  way.  Eddy  Oliver 


ST.   GREGORY'S  27 

helped  him  in  this.  He  and  Peters  were  great 
friends,  though  more  unlike  even  than  most  people 
are.  Peters  had  a  very  single  eye,  and  herded 
people  very  easily  and  completely  into  sheep  and 
goats ;  his  particular  nomenclature  for  them  was 
"sportsmen"  and  "rotters."  He  took  the 
Catholic  Church,  so  to  speak,  in  his  swing,  and 
was  one  of  her  most  loyal  and  energetic  sons. 

To  him,  Arnold  Denison,  whom  he  had  known 
slightly  at  Cambridge,  was  decidedly  a  goat.  Arnold 
Denison  came,  at  Eddy's  invitation,  to  supper  at 
St.  Gregory's  House  one  Sunday  night.  The  visit 
was  not  a  success.  Hillier,  usually  the  life  of 
any  party  he  adorned,  was  silent,  and  on  his 
guard.  Arnold,  at  times  a  tremendous  talker, 
said  hardly  a  word  through  the  meal.  Eddy  knew 
of  old  that  he  was  capable,  in  uncongenial  society, 
of  an  unmannerly  silence,  which  looked  scornful 
partly  because  it  was  scornful,  and  partly  because 
of  Arnold's  rather  cynical  physiognomy,  which 
sometimes  unjustly  suggested  mockery.  On  this 
Sunday  evening  he  was  really  less  scornful  than 
simply  aloof  ;  he  had  no  concern  with  these  people, 
nor  they  with  him  ;  they  made  each  other  mutually 
uncomfortable.  Neither  could  have  anything  to 
say  to  the  other's  point  of  view.  Eddy,  the  con- 
necting link,  felt  unhappy  about  it.  What  was 
the  matter  with  the  idiots,  that  they  wouldn't 
understand  each  other  ?  It  seemed  to  him  extra- 
ordinarily stupid.  But  undoubtedly  the  social 
fault  lay  with  Arnold,  who  was  being  rude.  The 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

others,  as  hosts,  tried  to  make  themselves  pleasant- 
even  Hillier,  who  quite  definitely  didn't  like  Arnold, 
and  who  was  one  of  those  who  as  a  rule  think  it 
right  and  true  to  their  colours  to  show  disapproval 
when  they  feel  it.  The  others  weren't  like  that 
(the  difference  perhaps  was  partly  between  the 
schools  which  had  respectively  reared  them),  so 
they  were  agreeable  with  less  effort. 

But  the  meal  was  not  a  success.  It  began  with 
grace,  which,  in  spite  of  its  rapidity  and  its  decent 
cloak  of  Latin,  quite  obviously  shocked  and  em- 
barrassed Arnold.  ("  Stupid  of  him,"  thought 
Eddy  ;  "  he  might  have  known  we'd  say  it  here/') 
It  went  on  with  Peters  talking  about  his  Rugger 
club,  which  bored  Arnold.  This  being  apparent, 
the  Vicar  talked  about  some  Cambridge  men  they 
both  knew.  As  the  men  had  worked  for  a  time 
in  St.  Gregory's  parish,  Arnold  had  already  given 
them  up  as  bad  jobs,  so  hadn't  much  to  say  about 
them,  except  one,  who  had  turned  over  a  new  leaf, 
and  now  helped  to  edit  a  new  weekly  paper.  Arnold 
mentioned  this  paper  with  approbation. 

"  Did  you  see  last  week's  ?  "  he  asked  the  Vicar. 
"  There  were  some  extraordinarily  nice  things 
in  it." 

As  no  one  but  Eddy  had  seen  last  week's,  and 
everyone  but  Eddy  thought  The  Heretic  in 
thoroughly  bad  taste,  if  not  worse,  the  subject 
was  not  a  general  success.  Eddy  referred  to  a 
play  that  had  been  reviewed  in  it.  That  seemed 
a  good  subject ;  plays  are  a  friendly,  uncontroversial 


ST.  GREGORY'S  29 

topic.  But  between  Arnold  and  clergymen  no  topic 
seemed  friendly.  Hillier  introduced  a  popular 
play  of  the  hour  which  had  a  religious  trend.  He 
even  asked  Arnold  if  he  had  seen  it.  Arnold  said 
no,  he  had  missed  that  pleasure.  Hillier  said  it 
was  grand,  simply  grand ;  he  had  been  three 
times. 

"  Of  course/'  he  added,  "  one's  on  risky  ground, 
and  one  isn't  quite  sure  how  far  one  likes  to  see 
such  marvellous  religious  experiences  represented 
on  the  stage.  But  the  spirit  is  so  utterly  reverent 
that  one  can't  feel  anything  but  the  Tightness  of 
the  whole  thing.  It's  a  rather  glorious  triumph 
of  devotional  expression." 

And  that  wasn't  a  happy  topic  either,  for  no 
one  but  he  and  Eddy  liked  the  play  at  all.  The 
Vicar  thought  it  cheap  and  tawdry ;  Traherne 
thought  it  sentimental  and  revolting ;  Peters 
thought  it  silly  rot ;  and  Arnold  had  never  thought 
about  it  at  all,  but  had  just  supposed  it  to  be  absurd, 
the  sort  of  play  to  which  one  would  go,  if  one  went 
at  all,  to  laugh ;  like  "  The  Sins  of  Society,"  or 
"  Everywoman,"  only  rather  coarse,  too. 

Hillier  said  to  Eddy,  who  had  seen  the  play  with 
him,  "  Didn't  you  think  it  tremendously  fine, 
Oliver  ?  " 

Eddy  said,  "Yes,  quite.  I  really  did.  But 
Denison  wouldn't  like  it,  you  know." 

Denison,  Hillier  supposed,  was  one  of  the  fools 
who  have  said  in  their  hearts,  etc.  In  that  case 
the  play  in  question  would  probably  be  an  eye- 


30  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

opener  for  him,  and  it  was  a  pity  he  shouldn't 
see  it. 

Hillier  told  him  so.  "  You  really  ought  to  see 
it,  Mr.  Denison." 

Arnold  said,  "  Life,  unfortunately,  is  short/' 

Hillier,  nettled,  said,  "I'd  much  rather  see 
*  The  Penitent '  than  all  your  Shaws  put  together. 
I'm  afraid  I  can't  pretend  to  owe  any  allegiance 
there." 

Arnold,  who  thought  Shaw  common,  not  to 
say  Edwardian,  looked  unresponsive.  Then  Tra- 
herne  began  to  talk  about  ground-rents.  When 
Traherne  began  to  talk  he  as  a  rule  went  on.  Neither 
Hillier  nor  Arnold,  who  had  mutually  shocked 
one  another,  said  much  more.  Arnold  knew  a  little 
about  rents,  ground  and  other,  and  if  Traherne 
had  been  a  layman  he  would  have  been  interested 
in  talking  about  them.  But  he  couldn't  and 
wouldn't  talk  to  clergymen ;  emphatically,  he  did 
not  like  them. 

After  supper,  Eddy  took  him  to  his  own  room 
to  smoke.  With  his  unlit  pipe  in  his  hand,  Arnold 
lay  back  and  let  out  a  deep  breath  of  exhaustion. 

'  You  were  very  rude  and  disagreeable  at  supper," 
said  Eddy,  striking  a  match.  "  It  was  awkward 
for  me.  I  (must  apologise  to-morrow  for  having 
asked  you.  I  shall  say  it's  your  country  manners, 
though  I  suppose  you  would  like  me  to  say  that 
you  don't  approve  of  clergymen  ....  Really, 
Arnold,  I  was  surprised  you  should  be  so  very 
rustic,  even  if  you  don't  like  them." 


ST.  GREGORY'S  31 

Arnold  groaned  faintly. 

"  Chuck  it,"  he  murmured.  "  Come  out  of  it 
before  it  is  too  late,  before  you  get  sucked  in  irre- 
vocably. I'll  help  you ;  I'll  tell  the  vicar  for 
you ;  yes,  I'll  interview  them  all  in  turn,  even 
Hillier,  if  it  will  make  it  easier  for  you.  Will  it  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  Eddy.  "  I'm  not  going  to  leave 
at  present.  I  like  being  here." 

"That,"  said  Arnold,  "is  largely  why  it's  so 
demoralising  for  you.  Now  for  me  it  would  be 
distressing,  but  innocuous.  For  you  it's  poison." 

"  Well,  now,"  Eddy  reasoned  with  him,  "  what's 
the  matter  with  Traherne,  for  instance  ?  Of 
course,  I  see  that  the  vicar's  too  much  the  practical 
man  of  the  world  for  you,  and  Peters  too  much 
the  downright  sportsman,  and  Hillier  too  much  the 
pious  ass  (though  I  like  him,  you  know).  But 
Traherne's  clever  and  all  alive,  and  not  in  the 
least  reputable.  What's  the  matter  with  him, 
then  ?  " 

Arnold  grunted.  "  Don't  know.  Must  be  some- 
thing, or  he  wouldn't  be  filling  his  present  position 
in  life.  Probably  he  labours  under  the  delusion 
that  life  is  real,  life  is  earnest.  Socialists  often 
do.  .  .  .  Look  here,  come  and  see  Jane  one  day, 
will  you  ?  She'd  be  a  change  for  you." 

'  What's  Jane  like  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know.  .  .  .  Not  like  anyone  here, 
anyhow.  She  draws  in  pen  and  ink,  and  lives  in  a 
room  in  a  little  court  out  of  Blackfriars  Road,  with 
a  little  'fat  fair  girl  called  SaUy.  Sally  Peters ; 


32  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 


she's  a  cousin  of  young  James  here,  I  believe. 
Rather  like  him,  too,  only  rounder  and  jollier, 
with  bluer  eyes  and  yellower  hair.  Much  more 
of  a  person,  I  imagine ;  more  awake  to  things  in 
general,  and  not  a  bit  rangie,  though  quite  crude. 
But  the  same  sort  of  cheery  exuberance ;  person- 
ally, I  couldn't  live  with  either  ;  but  Jane  manages 
it  quite  serenely.  Sally  isn't  free  of  the  good- 
works  taint  herself,  though  we  hope  she  is  out- 
growing it." 

"  Oh,  I've  met  her.  She  comes  and  helps  Jimmy 
with  the  children's  clubs  sometimes." 

"  I  expect  she  does.  But,  as  I  say,  we're  educa- 
ting her.  She's  young  yet.  .  .  .  Jane  is  good  for 
her.  So  are  Miss  Hogan,  and  the  two  Le  Moines, 
and  I.  We  should  also  be  good  for  you,  if  you 
could  spare  us  some  of  your  valuable  time  between 
two  Sunday  school  classes.  Good  night.  I'm 
going  home  now,  because  it  makes  me  rather  sad 
to  be  here." 

He  went  home. 

The  clergy  of  St.  Gregory's  thought  him  (re- 
spectively) an  ill-mannered  and  irritating  young 
man,  probably  clever  enough  to  learn  better  some 
day  ;  an  infidel,  very  likely  too  proud  ever  to  learn 
better  at  all,  this  side  the  grave ;  a  dilettante 
slacker,  for  whom  the  world  hadn't  much  use ; 
and  a  conceited  crank,  for  whom  James  Peters 
had  no  use  at  all.  But  they  didn't  like  to  tell 
Eddy  so. 

James  Peters,  a  transparent  youth,  threw  only 


ST.   GREGORY'S  33 

a  thin  veil  over  his  opinions,  however,  when  he 
talked  to  Eddy  about  his  cousin  Sally.  He  was, 
apparently,  anxious  about  Sally.  Eddy  had  met 
her  at  children's  clubs,  and  thought  her  a  cheery 
young  person,  and  admired  the  amber  gold  of  her 
hair,  and  her  cornflower-blue  eyes,  and  her  power 
of  always  thinking  of  a  fresh  game  at  the  right 
moment. 

"  I'm  supposed  to  be  keeping  an  eye  upon  her," 
James  said.  "  She  has  to  earn  her  living,  you 
know,  so  she  binds  books  and  lives  in  a  room  off 
the  Blackf riars  Road  with  another  girl.  ...  I'm 
not  sure  I  care  about  the  way  they  live,  to  say  the 
truth.  They  have  such  queer  people  in,  to  supper 
and  so  on.  Men,  you  know,  of  all  sorts.  I  believe 
Denison  goes.  They  sit  on  a  bed  that's  meant 
to  look  like  a  sofa  and  doesn't.  And  they're  only 
girls — Miss  Dawn's  older  than  Sally,  but  not  very 
old — and  they've  no  one  to  look  after  them ;  it 
doesn't  seem  right.  And  they  do  know  the  most 
extraordinary  people.  Miss  Dawn's  rather  a  queer 
girl  herself,  I  think  ;  unlike  other  people,  somehow. 
Very — very  detached,  if  you  understand ;  and 
doesn't  care  a  rap  for  the  conventions,  I  should  say. 
That's  all  very  well  in  its  way,  and  she's  a  very 
quiet-mannered  person — can't  think  how  she  and 
Sally  made  friends — but  it's  a  dangerous  plan  for 
most  people.  And  some  of  their  friends  are  .  .  . 
well,  rather  rotters,  you  know.  Look  like  artists, 
or  Fabians,  without  collars,  and  so  on.  ...  Oh, 
I  forgot — you're  a  Fabian,  aren't  you  ?  .  .  .  Well, 

c 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

anyhow,  I  should  guess  that  some  of  them  are 
without  morals  either ;  in  my  experience  the  two 
things  are  jolly  apt  to  go  together.  There  are  the 
Le  Moines,  now.  Have  you  ever  come  across 
either  of  them  ?  " 

"  I've  just  met  Cecil  Le  Moine.  He's  rather 
charming,  isn't  he  ?  " 

"  The  sort  of  person,"  said  James  Peters,  "  for 
whom  I  have  no  use  whatever.  No,  he  doesn't 
appear  to  me  charming.  An  effeminate  ass,  I 
call  him.  Oh,  I  know  he  calls  himself  frightfully 
clever  and  all  that,  and  I  suppose  he  thinks  he's 
good-looking  .  .  .  but  as  selfish  as  sin.  Anyhow, 
he  and  his  wife  couldn't  live  together,  so  they 
parted  before  their  first  year  was  over.  Her  music 
worried  him  or  something,  and  prevented  him 
concentrating  his  precious  brain  on  his  literary 
efforts ;  and  I  suppose  he  got  on  her  nerves,  too. 
I  believe  they  agreed  quite  pleasantly  to  separate, 
and  are  quite  pleased  to  meet  each  other  about 
the  place,  and  are  rather  good  friends.  But  I  call 
it  pretty  beastly,  looking  at  marriage  like  that. 
If  they'd  hated  each  other  there'd  have  been  more 
excuse.  And  she's  a  great  friend  of  Miss  Dawn's, 
and  Sally's  developed  what  I  consider  an  inor- 
dinate affection  for  her ;  and  she  and  Miss  Dawn 
between  them  have  simply  got  hold  of  her — Sally, 
I  mean — and  are  upsetting  her  and  giving  her 
all  kinds  of  silly  new  points  of  view.  She  doesn't 
come  half  as  often  to  the  clubs  as  she  used.  And 
she  was  tremendously  keen  on  the  Church,  and — 


ST.   GREGORY'S  35 

and  really  religious,  you  know — and  she's  getting 
quite  different.  I  feel  sort  of  responsible,  and  it's 
worrying  me  rather." 

He  puffed  discontentedly  at  his  pipe. 

"  Pity  to  get  less  keen  on  anything,"  Eddy  mused. 
"  New  points  of  view  seem  to  me  all  to  the  good ; 
it's  losing  hold  of  the  old  that's  a  mistake.  Why 
let  anything  go,  ever  ?  " 

"  She's  getting  to  think  it  doesn't  matter," 
James  complained ;  "  Church,  and  all  that.  I 
know  she's  given  up  things  she  used  to  do.  And 
really,  the  more  she's  surrounded  by  influences 
such  as  Mrs.  Le  Moine's,  the  more  she  needs  the 
Church  to  pull  her  through,  if  only  she'd  see  it. 
Mrs.  Le  Moine's  a  wonderful  musician,  I  suppose, 
but  she  has  queer  ideas,  rather ;  I  shouldn't  trust 
her.  She  and  Hugh  Datcherd — the  editor  of 
Further,  you  know — are  hand  and  glove.  And 
considering  he  has  a  wife  and  she  a  husband  .  .  . 
well,  it  seems  pretty  futile,  doesn't  it  ?  " 

"  Does  it  ?  "  Eddy  wondered.  "  It  depends  so 
much  on  the  special  circumstances.  If  the  husband 
and  the  wife  don't  mind " 

"  Rot,"  said  James.  "  And  the  husband  ought 
to  mind,  and  I  don't  know  that  the  wife  doesn't. 
And,  anyhow,  it  doesn't  affect  the  question  of 
right  and  wrong." 

That  was  too  difficult  a  proposition  for  Eddy 
to  consider  ;  he  gave  it  up. 

"  I'm  going  to  the  Blackfriars  Road  flat  with 
Denison  one  day,  I  believe,"  he  said.  "  I  shall 


36  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

be  one  of  the  Fabians  that  sit  on  the  bed  that 
doesn't  look  like  a  sofa." 

James  sighed.  "  I  wish,  if  you  get  to  know 
Sally  at  all,  you'd  encourage  her  to  come  down 
here  more,  and  try  to  put  a  few  sound  ideas  into 
her  head.  She's  taking  to  scorning  my  words  of 
wisdom.  I  believe  she's  taken  against  parsons.  .  .  . 
Oh,  you're  going  with  Denison." 

"  Arnold  won't  do  anyone  any  harm,"  Eddy 
reassured  him.  "  He's  so  extraordinarily  inno- 
cent. About  the  most  innocent  person  I  know. 
We  should  shock  him  frightfully  down  here  if  he 
saw  much  of  us  ;  he'd  think  us  indecent  and  coarse. 
Hillier  and  I  did  shock  him  rather,  by  liking  "  The 
Penitent." 

"  I  wonder  if  you  like  everything,"  grumbled 
Peters. 

"Most  things,  I  expect,"  said  Eddy.  "Well, 
most  things  are  rather  nice,  don't  you  think  ?  " 

"  I  suppose  you'll  like  the  Le  Moines  and  Miss 
Dawn  if  you  get  to  know  them.  And  all  the  rest 
of  that  crew." 

Eddy  certainly  expected  to  do  so. 

Six  o'clock  struck,  and  Peters  went  to  church 
to  hear  confessions,  and  Eddy  to  the  Institute  to 
play  billiards  with  the  Church  Lads'  Brigade, 
of  which  he  was  an  officer.  A  wonderful  life  of 
varied  active  service,  this  Southwark  life  seemed 
to  Eddy ;  full  and  splendid,  and  gloriously  single- 
eyed.  Arnold,  in  sneering  at  it,  showed  himself 
a  narrow  prig.  More  and  more  it  was  becoming 


ST.  GREGORY'S  37 

clear  to  Eddy  that  nothing  should  be  sneered  at 
and  nothing  condemned,  not  the  Catholic  Church, 
nor  the  Salvation  Army,  nor  the  views  of  artists, 
Fabians,  and  Le  Moines,  without  collars  and  without 
morals. 


CHAPTER   III. 


PLEASANCE     COURT. 


ONE  evening  Arnold  took  Eddy  to  supper  with  his 
cousin  Jane  Dawn  and  James  Peters'  cousin  Sally. 
They  lived  in  Pleasance  Court,  a  small  square  with 
a  garden.  After  supper  they  were  all  going  to  a 
first  performance  of  a  play  by  Cecil  Le  Moine,  called 
"  Squibs." 

"  You  always  know  which  their  window  is," 
Arnold  told  Eddy  as  they  turned  into  the  square, 
"  by  the  things  on  the  sill.  They  put  the  food  and 
drink  there,  to  keep  cool,  or  be  out  of  the  way,  or 
something."  Looking  up,  they  saw  outside  an 
upper  window  a  blue  jug  and  a  white  bowl,  keeping 
cool  in  the  moonlight.  As  they  rang  at  the  door, 
the  window  was  pushed  up,  and  hands  reached  out 
to  take  the  jug  and  bowl  in.  A  cheerful  face  looked 
down  at  the  tops  of  their  heads,  and  a  cheerful  voice 
said  clearly,  "  They've  come,  Jane.  They're  very 
early,  aren't  they  ?  They'll  have  to  help  buttering 
the  eggs." 

Arnold  called  up,  "  If  you  would  prefer  it,  we  will 
walk  round  the  square  till  the  eggs  are  buttered." 

38 


PLEASANCE  COURT  39 

"  Oh,  no,  please.  We'd  like  you  to  come  up  and 
help,  if  you  don't  mind."  The  voice  was  a  little 
doubtful  because  of  Eddy,  the  unknown  quantity. 
The  door  was  opened  by  an  aged  door-keeper, 
and  they  climbed  breathlessly  steep  stairs  to  the 
room. 

In  the  room  was  the  smell  of  eggs  buttering  over 
a  spirit-lamp,  and  of  cocoa  boiling  over  a  fire. 
There  was  also  a  supper-table,  laid  with  cups 
and  plates  and  oranges  and  butter  and  honey,  and 
brown,  green-wainscotted  walls,  and  various  sorts 
of  pictures  hanging  on  them,  and  various  sorts  of 
pots  and  jugs  from  various  sorts  of  places,  such  as 
Spain,  New  Brighton,  and  Bruges,  and  bronze 
chrysanthemums  in  jars,  and  white  shoots  of  bulbs 
pricking  up  out  of  cocoa-nut  fibre  in  bowls,  and 
a  book-case  with  books  in  it,  and  a  table  in  a 
corner  littered  with  book-binding  plant,  and  two 
girls  cooking.  One  of  them  was  soft  and  round 
like  a  puppy,  and  had  fluffy  golden  hair  and 
a  cornflower-blue  pinafore  to  match  cornflower-blue 
eyes.  The  other  was  small,  and  had  a  pale, 
pointed  face  and  a  large  forehead  and  brown 
hair  waving  back  from  it,  and  a  smile  of  won- 
derfully appealing  sweetness,  and  a  small,  gentle 
voice.  She  looked  somehow  as  if  she  had  lived  in 
a  wood,  and  had  intimately  and  affectionately 
known  all  the  little  live  wild  things  in  it,  both  birds 
and  beasts  and  flowers  :  a  queer  unearthliness  there 
was  about  her,  that  suggested  the  morning  winds 
and  the  evening  stars.  Eddy,  who  knew  some  of 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

her  drawings,  had  noted  that  chaste,  elfin  quality 
in  them  ;  he  was  rather  pleased  to  find  it  meet  him 
so  obviously  in  her  face  and  bearing.  Seeing  the 
two  girls,  he  was  disposed  to  echo  James  Peters' 
comment,  "  Can't  think  how  she  and  Sally  made 
friends/'  and  to  set  it  down  tritely  to  that  law  of 
contrasts  which  some  people,  in  the  teeth  of  experi- 
ence, appear  to  believe  in  as  the  best  basis  of 
friendship. 

Sally  Peters  was  stirring  the  buttered  egg 
vigorously,  lest  it  should  stand  still  and  burn. 
Jane  Dawn  was  watching  the  cocoa,  lest  it  should 
run  over  and  burn.  Arnold  wandered  round  the 
room  peering  at  the  pictures — mostly  drawings  and 
etchings — with  his  near-sighted  eyes,  to  see  if  there 
was  anything  new.  Jane  had  earned  a  little  money 
lately,  so  there  were  two  new  Duncan  Grants  and 
a  Muirhead  Bone,  which  he  examined  with  critical 
approval. 

"  You've  still  got  this  up,"  he  remarked,  tapping 
Beardsley's  "  Ave  Atque  Vale  "  with  a  disparaging 
finger.  "  The  one  banal  thing  Beardsley  ever.  .  .  . 
Besides,  anyhow  Beardsley's  passL" 

Jane  Dawn,  who  looked  as  if  she  belonged  not 
to  time  at  all,  seemed  peacefully  undisturbed  by 
this  fact.  Only  Sally,  in  her  young  ingenuousness, 
looked  a  little  concerned. 

"  I  love  the  Ave,"  Jane  murmured  over  the 
saucepan,  and  then  looked  up  at  Eddy  with  her 
small,  half-affectionate  smile — a  likeable  way  she 
had  with  her. 


PLEASANCE  COURT  41 

He  said,  "  I  do  too,"  and  Arnold  snorted. 

"  You  don't  know  him  yet,  Jane.  He  loves 
everything.  He  loves  '  Soap-bubbles/  and  '  The 
Monarch  of  the  Glen/  and  problem  pictures  in  the 
Academy.  Not  to  mention  '  The  Penitent/  which, 
Jane,  is  a  play  of  which  you  have  never  heard,  but 
to  which  you  and  I  will  one  day  go,  to  complete 
our  education.  Only  we  won't  take  Sally ;  it 
would  be  bad  for  her.  She  isn't  old  enough  for  it 
yet  and  it  might  upset  her  mind ;  besides,  it  isn't 
proper,  I  believe." 

"I'm  sure  I  don't  want  to  go,"  said  Sally,  pouring 
out  the  egg  into  a  dish.  "  It  must  be  idiotic.  Even 
Jimmy  thinks  so." 

Arnold's  eyebrows  went  up.  "  In  that  case  I 
may  revise  my  opinion  of  it,"  he  murmured.  "  Well, 
anyhow  Eddy  loves  it ,  like  everything  else .  Nothing 
is  beyond  the  limit  of  his  tolerance." 

"  Does  he  like  nice  things  too  ?  "  Sally  naively 
asked.  "  Will  he  like  '  Squibs  '  ?  " 

"Oh,  yes,  he'll  like  'Squibs.'  His  taste  is 
catholic ;  he'll  probably  be  the  only  person  in 
London  who  likes  both  '  Squibs '  and  '  The  Peni- 
tent/ ...  I  suppose  we  shan't  see  Eileen  to-night ; 
she'll  have  been  given  one  of  the  seats  of  the  great. 
She  shall  come  and  talk  to  us  between  the  acts, 
though." 

"  We  wanted  Eileen  and  Bridget  to  come  to 
supper,"  said  Sally.  "It's  quite  ready  now,  by  the 
way ;  let's  have  it.  But  they  were  dining  with 
Cecil,  and  then  going  on  to  the  theatre.  Do  you 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

like  cocoa,  Mr.  Oliver  ?  Because  if  you  don't 
there's  milk,  or  lemonade." 

Eddy  said  he  liked  them  all,  but  would  have  cocoa 
at  the  moment.  Jane  poured  it  out,  with  the  most 
exquisitely-shaped  thin  small  hands  he  had  ever 
seen,  and  passed  it  to  him  with  her  little  smile, 
that  seemed  to  take  him  at  once  into  the  circle  of 
her  accepted  friends.  A  rare  and  delicate  person- 
ality she  seemed  to  him,  curiously  old  and  young, 
affectionate  and  aloof,  like  a  spring  morning  on  a 
hill.  There  was  something  impersonal  and  sexless 
about  her.  Eddy  felt  inclined  at  once  to  call  her 
Jane,  and  was  amused  and  pleased  when  she  slipped 
unconsciously  once  or  twice  into  addressing  him  as 
Eddy.  The  ordinary  conventions  in  such  matters 
would  never,  one  felt,  weigh  with  her  at  all,  or  even 
come  into  consideration*  any  more  than  with  a 
child. 

"  I  was  to  give  you  James*  love,"  Eddy  said  to 
Sally,  "  and  ask  you  when  you  are  coming  to  St. 
Gregory's  again.  The  school-teachers,  he  tells  me 
to  inform  you,  cannot  run  the  Band  of  Hope  basket- 
making  class  without  you." 

Sally  got  rather  pink,  and  glanced  at  Arnold,  who 
looked  cynically  interested. 

"  What  is  the  Band  of  Hope  ?  "  he  inquired. 

"  Temperance  girls,  temperance  boys,  always 
happy,  always  free,"  Eddy  answered,  in  the  words 
of  their  own  song. 

"  Oh,  I  see.  Fight  the  drink.  And  does  making 
baskets  help  them  to  fight  it  ?  " 


PLEASANCE  COURT  43 

"  Well,  of  course  if  you  have  a  club  and  it  has 
to  meet  once  a  week,  it  must  do  something/'  said 
Sally,  stating  a  profound  and  sad  truth.  "  But  I 
told  Jimmy  I  was  frightfully  busy  ;  I  don't  think  I 
can  go,  really.  ...  I  wish  Jimmy  wouldn't  go  on 
asking  me.  Do  tell  him  not  to,  Mr.  Oliver.  Jimmy 
doesn't  understand  ;  one  can't  do  everything." 

"  No/'  said  Eddy  dubiously,  thinking  that  perhaps 
one  could,  almost,  and  that  anyhow  the  more 
things  the  more  fun. 

"  It's  a  pity  one  can't,"  he  added,  from  his  heart. 

Arnold  said  that  doing  was  a  deadly  thing,  doing 
ends  in  death.  "  Only  that,  I  believe,  is  the 
Evangelical  view,  and  you're  High  Church  at  St. 
Gregory's." 

Jane  laughed  at  him.  "  Imagine  Arnold  knowing 
the  difference  !  I  don't  believe  he  does  in  the  least. 
I  do,"  she  added,  with  a  naive  touch  of  vanity, 
"  because  I  met  a  clergyman  once,  when  I  was 
drawing  in  the  Abbey,  and  he  told  me  a  lot  about 
it.  About  candles,  and  ornaments,  and  robes  that 
priests  wear  in  church.  It  must  be  much  nicer 
than  being  Low  Church,  I  should  think."  She 
referred  to  Eddy,  with  her  questioning  smile. 

"  They're  both  rather  nice,"  Eddy  said.  "  I'm 
both,  I  think." 

Sally  looked  at  him  inquiringly  with  her  blue 
eyes  under  their  thick  black  lashes.  Was  he 
advanced,  this  plausible,  intelligent-looking  young 
man,  who  was  a  friend  of  Arnold  Denison's  and 
liked  "  The  Penitent,"  and,  indeed,  everything 


44  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

else  ?  Was  he  free  and  progressive  and  on  the  side 
of  the  right  things,  or  was  he  merely  an  amiable 
stick-in-the-mud  hke  Jimmy  ?  She  couldn't  gather, 
from  his  alert,  expressive  face  and  bright  hazel  eyes 
and  rather  sensitive  mouth  :  they  chiefly  conveyed 
a  capacity  for  reception,  an  openness  to  all  im- 
pressions, a  readiness  to  spread  sails  to  any  wind. 
If  he  were  a  person  of  parts,  if  he  had  a  brain  and 
a  mind  and  a  soul,  and  if  at  the  same  time  he 
were  an  ardent  server  of  the  Church — that,  Sally 
thought  unconsciously,  might  be  a  witness  in  the 
Church's  favour.  Only  here  she  remembered  Jimmy's 
friend  at  St.  Gregory's,  Bob  Traherne ;  he  was  all 
that  and  more,  he  had  brain  and  mind  and  soul  and 
an  ardent  fire  of  zeal  for  many  of  the  right  things 
(Sally,  a  little  behind  the  times  here,  was  a  Socialist 
by  conviction),  and  yet  in  spite  of  him  one  was 
sure  that  somehow  the  Church  wouldn't  do,  wouldn't 
meet  all  the  requirements  of  this  complex  life. 
Sally  had  learnt  that  lately,  and  was  learning  it 
more  and  more.  She  was  proud  of  having  learnt 
it ;  but  still,  she  had  occasional  regrets. 

She  made  a  hole  in  an  orange,  and  put  a  lump  of 
sugar  in  it  and  sucked  it. 

"The  great  advantage  of  that  way,"  she  ex- 
plained, "  is  that  all  the  juice  goes  inside  you,  and 
doesn't  mess  the  plates  or  anything  else.  You  see, 
Mrs.  Jones  is  rather  old,  and  not  fond  of  washing 
up." 

So  they  all  made  holes  and  put  in  sugar,  and 
put  the  juice  inside  them.  Then  Jane  and  Sally 


PLEASANCE  COURT  45 

retired  to  exchange  their  cooking  pinafores  for 
out-door  things,  and  then  they  all  rode  to  "  Squibs  " 
on  the  top  of  a  bus.  They  were  joined  at  the  pit 
door  by  one  Billy  Raymond,  a  friend  of  theirs — a 
tall,  tranquil  young  man,  by  trade  a  poet,  with 
an  attractive  smile  and  a  sweet  temper,  and  a  gentle, 
kind,  serenely  philosophical  view  of  men  and  things 
that  was  a  little  like  Jane's,  only  more  human  and 
virile.  He  attracted  Eddy  greatly,  as  his  poems 
had  already  done. 

To  remove  anxiety  on  the  subject,  it  may  be 
stated  at  once  that  the  first  night  of  "  Squibs  "  was 
neither  a  failure  nor  a  triumphant  success.  It  was 
enjoyable,  for  those  who  enjoyed  the  sort  of  thing — 
(fantastic  wit,  clever  dialogue,  much  talk,  little 
action,  and  less  emotion) — and  dull  for  those  who 
didn't.  It  would  certainly  never  be  popular,  and 
probably  the  author  would  have  been  shocked  and 
grieved  if  it  had  been.  The  critics  approved  it  as 
clever,  and  said  it  was  rather  lengthy  and  highly 
improbable.  Jane,  Sally,  Arnold,  Billy  Raymond, 
and  Eddy  enjoyed  it  extremely.  So  did  Eileen 
Le  Moine  and  her  companion  Bridget  Hogan,  who 
watched  it  from  a  box.  Cecil  Le  Moine  wandered 
in  and  out  of  the  box,  looking  plaintive.  He  told 
Eileen  that  they  were  doing  it  even  worse  than  he 
had  feared.  He  was  rather  an  engaging-looking 
person,  with  a  boyish,  young-Napoleonic  beauty  of 
face  and  a  velvet  smoking- jacket,  and  a  sweet, 
plaintive  voice,  and  the  air  of  an  injured  child  about 
him.  A  child  of  genius,  perhaps  ;  anyhow  a  gifted 


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child,  and  a  lovable  one,  and  at  the  same  time  as 
selfish  as  even  a  child  can  be. 

Eileen  Le  Moine  and  Miss  Hogan  came  to  speak 
to  their  friends  in  the  pit  before  taking  their  seats. 
Eddy  was  introduced  to  them,  and  they  talked  for 
a  minute  or  two.  When  they  had  gone,  Sally  said 
to  him,  "  Isn't  Eileen  attractive  ?  " 

"  Very,"  he  said. 

"  And  Bridget's  a  dear,"  added  Sally,  childishly 
boasting  of  her  friends. 

"  I  can  imagine  she  would  be/'  said  Eddy.  Miss 
Hogan  had  amused  him  during  their  short  interview. 
She  was  older  than  the  rest  of  them  ;  she  was  per- 
haps thirty-four,  and  very  well  dressed,  and  with 
a  shrewd,  woman-of-the-world  air  that  the  others 
quite  lacked,  and  dangling  pince-nez,  and  ironic 
eyes,  and  a  slight  stutter.  Eddy  regretted  that 
she  was  not  sitting  among  them ;  her  caustic 
comments  would  have  added  salt  to  the  even- 
ing. 

"  Bridget's  worldly,  you  know,"  Sally  said. 
'  She's  the  only  one  of  us  with  money,  and  she  goes 
out  a  lot.  You  see  how  smartly  she's  dressed. 
She's  the  only  person  I'm  really  friends  with  who's 
like  that.  She's  awfully  clever,  too,  though  she 
doesn't  do  anything." 

"  Doesn't  she  do  anything  ?  "  Eddy  asked  scepti- 
cally, and  Arnold  answered  him. 

"  Our  Bridget  ?  Sally  only  means  she's  a  lily  of 
the  field.  She  writes  not,  neither  does  she  paint. 
She  only  mothers  those  who  do,  and  hauls  them 


PLEASANCE  COURT  47 

out  of  scrapes.  Eileen  lives  with  her,  you  know,  in 
a  flat  in  Kensington.  She  tries  to  look  after  Eileen. 
Quite  enough  of  a  job,  besides  tending  all  the  other 
ingenuous  young  persons  of  both  sexes  she  has 
under  her  wing/' 

Eddy  watched  her  as  she  talked  to  Eileen 
Le  Moine  ;  a  vivid,  impatient,  alive  person,  full  of 
quips  and  cranks  and  quiddities  and  a  constant 
flow  of  words.  He  could  see,  foreshortened,  Eileen 
Le  Moine's  face — very  attractive,  as  Sally  had  said  ; 
broad  brows  below  dark  hair,  rounded  cheeks  with 
deep  dimples  that  came  and  went  in  them,  great 
deep  blue,  black-lashed  eyes,  a  wide  mouth  of  soft, 
generous  curves,  a  mouth  that  could  look  sulky  but 
always  had  amusement  lurking  in  it,  and  a  round, 
decisive  chin.  She  was  perhaps  four  or  five  and 
twenty  ;  a  brilliant,  perverse  young  person,  full  of 
the  fun  of  living,  an  artist,  a  pleasure-lover,  a  spoilt 
child,  who  probably  could  be  sullen,  who  certainly 
was  wayward  and  self-willed,  who  had  genius  and 
charm  and  ideas  and  a  sublime  independence  of 
other  people's  codes,  and  possibly  an  immense 
untapped  spring  of  generous  self-sacrifice.  She  had 
probably  been  too  like  Cecil  Le  Moine  (only  more 
than  he  was,  every  way)  to  live  with  him ;  each 
would  need  something  more  still  and  restful  as  a 
permanent  companion.  They  had  no  doubt  been 
well  advised  to  part,  thought  Eddy,  who  did  not 
agree  with  James  Peters  about  that  way  of  regarding 
marriage. 

"  Isn't    Miss    Carruthers     ripping    as    Myra/ 


48  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

whispered  Sally.  "  Cecil  wrote  it  for  her,  you 
know.  He  says  there's  no  one  else  on  the 
stage/' 

Jane  put  up  a  hand  to  silence  her,  because  the 
curtain  had  risen. 

At  the  end  the  author  was  called  and  had  a  good 
reception ;  on  the  whole  "  Squibs  "  had  been  a 
success.  Eddy  looked  up  and  saw  Eileen  Le  Moine 
looking  pleased  and  smiling  as  they  clapped  her 
boyish-looking  husband — an  amused,  sisterly,  half 
ironic  smile.  It  struck  Eddy  as  the  smile  she  must 
inevitably  give  Cecil,  and  it  seemed  to  illumine 
their  whole  relations.  She  couldn't,  certainly,  be 
the  least  in  love  with  him,  and  yet  she  must  like 
him  very  much,  to  smile  like  that  now  that  they 
were  parted. 

As  Jane  and  Sally  and  Eddy  and  Billy  Raymond 
rode  down  Holborn  on  their  bus  (Arnold  had  walked 
to  Soho,  where  he  lived)  Eddy,  sitting  next  Jane, 
asked  "  Did  you  like  it  ?  "  being  curious  about 
Jane's  point  of  view. 

She  smiled.  "  Yes,  of  course.  Wouldn't  any- 
one ?  "  Eddy  could  have  answered  the  question, 
instancing  Hillier  or  James  Peters,  or  his  own  parents 
or,  indeed,  many  other  critics.  But  Jane's  "  any- 
one "  he  surmised  to  have  a  narrow  meaning ; 
anyone,  she  meant,  of  our  friends ;  anyone  of  the 
sort  one  naturally  comes  into  contact  with.  (Jane's 
outlook  was  through  a  narrow  gate  on  to  woods 
unviolated  by  the  common  tourist;  her  experience 
was  delicate,  exquisite,  and  limited). 


PLEASANCE  COURT  49 

She  added,  "  Of  course  it's  just  a  baby's  thing. 
He  is  just  a  baby,  you  know/' 

"  I  should  like  to  get  to  know  him/'  said  Eddy. 
"  He's  extraordinarily  pleasing,"  and  she  nodded. 

"  Of  course  you'll  get  to  know  him.  Why  not  ? 
And  Eileen,  too."  In  Jane's  world,  the  admitted 
dwellers  all  got  to  know  each  other,  as  a  matter 
of  course. 

"A  lot  of  us  are  going  down  into  the  country 
next  Sunday,"  Jane  added.  "  Won't  you  come  ?  " 

"  Oh,  thanks ;  if  I'm  not  needed  in  the  parish 
I'd  love  to.  Yes,  I'm  almost  sure  I  can." 

"  We  all  meet  at  Waterloo  for  the  nine-thirty. 
We  shall  have  breakfast  at  Heathermere  (but  you 
can  have  had  some  earlier,  too,  if  you  like),  and 
then  walk  somewhere  from  there.  Bring  a  thick 
coat,  because  we  shall  be  sitting  about  on  the  heath, 
and  it's  not  warm." 

"  Thanks  awfully,  if  you're  sure  I  may  come." 

Jane  wasted  no  more  words  on  that ;  she  probably 
never  asked  people  to  come  unless  she  was  sure 
they  might.  She  merely  waved  an  appreciative 
hand,  like  a  child,  at  the  blue  night  full  of  lights, 
seeking  his  sympathy  in  the  wonder  of  it.  Then 
she  and  Sally  had  to  change  into  the  Blackfriars 
Bridge  bus,  and  Eddy  sought  London  Bridge  and 
the  Borough  on  foot.  Billy  Raymond,  who  lived 
in  Beaufort  Street,  but  was  taking  a  walk,  came 
with  him.  They  talked  on  the  way  about  the 
play.  Billy  made  criticisms  and  comments  that 
seemed  to  Eddy  very  much  to  the  point,  though 

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50  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

they  wouldn't  have  occurred  to  him.  There  was 
an  easy  ability,  a  serene  independence  of  outlook, 
about  this  young  man,  that  was  attractive.  Like 
many  poets,  he  was  singularly  fresh  and  unspoilt, 
though  in  his  case  (unlike  many  poets)  it  wasn't 
because  he  had  nothing  to  spoil  him ;  he  enjoyed, 
in  fact,  some  reputation  among  critics  and  the 
literary  public.  He  figured  in  many  an  anthology 
of  verse,  and  those  who  gave  addresses  on  modern 
poetry  were  apt  to  read  his  things  aloud,  which 
habit  annoys  some  poets  and  gratifies  others. 
Further,  he  had  been  given  a  reading  all  to  himself 
at  the  Poetry  Bookshop,  which  had  rather  displeased 
him,  because  he  had  not  liked  the  voice  of  the  lady 
who  read  him.  But  enough  has  been  said  to 
indicate  that  he  was  a  promising  young  poet. 

When  Eddy  got  in,  he  found  the  vicar  and  Hillier 
smoking  by  the  common-room  fire.  The  vicar  was 
nodding  over  Pickwick,  and  Hillier  perusing  the 
Church  Times.  The  vicar,  who  had  been  asleep, 
said,  "  Hullo,  Oliver.  Want  anything  to  eat  or 
drink  ?  Had  a  nice  evening  ?  " 

"  Very,  thanks.    No,  I've  been  fed  sufficiently." 

"  Play  good  ?  " 

"  Yes,  quite  clever  ...  I  say,  would  it  be  awfully 
inconvenient  if  I  was  to  be  out  next  Sunday  ?  Some 
people  want  me  to  go  out  for  the  day  with  them. 
Of  course  there's  my  class.  But  perhaps  Wilkes 
...  He  said  he  wouldn't  mind,  sometimes." 

"  No ;  that'll  be  all  right.  Speak  to  Wilkes, 
will  you.  .  .  .  Shall  you  be  away  all  day  ?  " 


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"  I  expect  so,"  said  Eddy,  feeling  that  Hillier 
looked  at  him  askance,  though  the  vicar  didn't. 
Probably  Hillier  didn't  approve  of  Sunday  outings, 
thought  one  should  be  in  church. 

He  sat  down  and  began  to  talk  about  "  Squibs." 

Hillier  said  presently,  "He's  surely  rather  a 
mountebank,  that  Le  Moine  ?  Full  of  cheap  sneers 
and  clap-trap,  isn't  he  ?  " 

"  Oh,  no,"  said  Eddy.  "  Certainly  not  clap-trap. 
He's  very  genuine,  I  should  say ;  expresses  his 
personality  a  good  deal  more  successfully  than  most 
play  writers." 

"Oh,  no  doubt,"  Hillier  said.  "It's  his  per- 
sonality, I  should  fancy,  that's  wrong." 

Eddy  said,  "  He's  delightful,"  rather  warmly, 
and  the  vicar  said,  "  Well,  now,  I'm  going  to  bed," 
and  went,  and  Eddy  went,  too,  because  he  didn't 
want  to  argue  with  Hillier,  a  difficult  feat,  and  no 
satisfaction  when  achieved. 


CHAPTER  IV. 


HEATHERMERE. 

SUNDAY  was  the  last  day  but  one  of  October.  They 
all  met  at  Waterloo  in  a  horrid  fog,  and  missed  the 
nine-thirty  because  Cecil  Le  Moine  was  late.  He 
sauntered  up  at  9.45,  tranquil  and  at  ease,  the 
MS.  of  his  newest  play  under  his  arm  (he  obviously 
thought  to  read  it  to  them  in  the  course  of  the  day — 
"  which  must  be  prevented,"  Arnold  remarked). 
So  they  caught  a  leisured  train  at  9.53,  and  got  out 
of  it  at  a  little  white  station  about  10.20,  and  the 
fog  was  left  behind,  and  a  pure  blue  October  sky 
arched  over  a  golden  and  purple  earth,  and  the  air 
was  like  iced  wine,  thin  and  cool  and  thrilling,  and 
tasting  of  heather  and  pinewoods.  They  went 
first  to  the  village  inn,  on  the  edge  of  the  woods, 
where  they  had  ordered  breakfast  for  eight.  Their 
main  object  at  breakfast  was  to  ply  Cecil  with 
food,  lest  in  a  leisure  moment  he  should  say,  "  What 
if  I  begin  my  new  play  to  you  while  you  eat  ?  " 

"  Good  taste  and  modesty,"  Arnold  remarked, 
a  propos  of  nothing,  "  are  so  very  important.  We 
have  all  achieved  our  little  successes  (if  we  prefer 
to  regard  them  in  that  light,  rather  than  to  take 

52 


HEATHERMERE  53 

the  consensus  of  the  unintelligent  opinion  of  our 
less  enlightened  critics).  Jane  has  some  very  well- 
spoken  of  drawings  even  now  on  view  in  Grafton 
Street,  and  doubtless  many  more  in  Pleasance 
Court.  Have  you  brought  them,  or  any  of  them, 
with  you,  Jane  ?  No  ?  I  thought  as  much. 
Eileen  last  night  played  a  violin  to  a  crowded 
and  breathless  audience.  Where  is  the  violin 
to-day  ?  She  has  left  it  at  home  ;  she  does  not 
wish  to  force  the  fact  of  her  undoubted  musical 
talent  down  our  throats.  Bridget  has  earned 
deserved  recognition  as  an  entertainer  of  the  great ; 
she  has  a  social  cachet  that  we  may  admire  without 
emulation.  Look  at  her  now ;  her  dress  is  sim- 
plicity itself,  and  she  deigns  to  play  in  a  wood  with 
the  humble  poor.  Even  the  pince-nez  is  in  abeyance. 
Billy  had  a  selection  from  his  works  read  aloud  only 
last  week  to  the  elite  of  our  metropolitan  poetry- 
lovers  by  a  famous  expert,  who  alluded  in  the  most 
flattering  terms  to  his  youthful  promise.  Has  he 
his  last  volume  in  his  breast-pocket  ?  I  think  not. 
Eddy  has  made  a  name  in  proficiency  in  vigorous 
sports  with  youths];  he  has  taught  them  to  box 
and  play  billiards ;  does  he  come  armed  with 
-  gloves  and  a  cue  ?  I  have  written  an  essay  of  some 
merit  that  I  have  every  hope  will  find  itself  in  next 
month's  English  Review.  I  am  sorry  to  disappoint 
you,  but  I  have  not  brought  it  with  me.  When 
the  well-bred  come  out  for  a  day  of  well-earned 
recreation,  they  leave  behind  them  the  insignia 
of  their  several  professions.  For  the  time  being 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

they  are  merely  individuals,  without  fame  and 
without  occupation,  whose  one  object  is  to  enjoy 
what  is  set  before  them  by  the  gods.  Have  some 
more  bacon,  Cecil." 

Cecil  started.  "  Have  you  been  talking,  Arnold  ? 
I'm  so  sorry — I  missed  it  all.  I  expect  it  was  good, 
wasn't  it  ?  " 

"  No  one  is  deceived/'  Arnold  said,  severely. 
"  Your  ingenuous  air,  my  young  friend,  is  over- 
done." 

Cecil  was  looking  at  him  earnestly.  Eileen  said, 
"  He's  wondering  was  it  you  that  reviewed  '  Squibs  ' 
in  Poetry  and  Drama,  Arnold.  He  always  looks 
like  |that  when  he's  thinking  about  reviews." 

"  The  same  phrases,"  Cecil  murmured — "  (meant 
to  be  witty,  you  know) — that  Arnold  used  when 
commenting  on  '  Squibs '  in  private  life  to  me. 
Either  he  used  them  again  afterwards,  feeling 
proud  of  them,  to  the  reviewer  (possibly  Billy  ?) 
or  the  reviewer  had  just  used  them  to  him  before 
he  met  me,  and  he  cribbed  them,  or  ...  But  I 
won't  ask.  I  mustn't  know.  I  prefer  not  to  know. 
I  will  preserve  our  friendship  intact." 

"  What  does  the  conceited  child  expect  ?  "  ex- 
claimed Miss  Hogan.  "  The  review  said  he  was 
more  alive  than  Barker,  and  wittier  than  Wilde. 
The  grossest  flattery  I  ever  read  !  " 

"  A  bright  piece,"  Cecil  remarked.  "  He  said 
it  was  a  bright  piece.  He  did,  I  tell  you.  A 
bright  piece." 

"Well,  lots  of  the  papers  didn't,"  said  Sally, 


HEATHERMERE  55 

consoling  him.  "  The  Daily  Comment  said  it  was 
long-winded,  incoherent,  and  dull." 

"  Thank  you,  Sally.  That  is  certainly  a  cheering 
memory.  To  be  found  bright  by  the  Daily  Comment 
would  indeed  be  the  last  stage  of  degradation  ...  I 
wonder  what  idiocy  they  will  find  to  say  of  my 
next  ...  I  wonder " 

"  Have  we  all  finished  eating  ?  "  Arnold  hastily 
intercepted.  "  Then  let  us  pay,  and  go  out  for  a 
country  stroll,  to  get  an  appetite  for  lunch,  which 
will  very  shortly  be  upon  us." 

"  My  dear  Arnold,  one  doesn't  stroll  immediately 
after  breakfast ;  how  crude  you  are.  One  smokes 
a  cigarette  first." 

"  Well,  catch  us  up  when  you've  smoked  it.  We 
came  out  for  a  day  in  the  country,  and  we  must 
have  it.  We're  going  to  walk  several  miles  now 
without  a  stop,  to  get  warm."  Arnold  was  occa- 
sionally seized  with  a  fierce  attack  of  energy,  and 
would  walk  all  through  a  day,  or  more  probably 
a  night,  to  get  rid  of  it,  and  return  cured  for  the 
time  being. 

The  sandy  road  led  first  through  a  wood  that 
sang  in  a  fresh  wind.  The  cool  air  was  sweet  with 
pines  and  bracken  and  damp  earth.  It  was  a 
glorious  morning  of  odours  and  joy,  and  the  hilarity 
of  the  last  days  of  October,  when  the  end  seems 
near  and  the  present  poignantly  gay,  and  life  a 
bright  piece  nearly  played  out.  Arnold  and  Bridget 
Hogan  walked  on  together  ahead,  both  talking  at 
once,  probably  competing  as  to  which  could  get  in 


56  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

most  remarks  in  the  shortest  time.  After  th 
came  Billy  Raymond  and  Cecil  Le  Moine,  and 
with  them  Jane  and  Sally  hand-in-hand.  Eddy 
found  himself  walking  in  the  rear  side  by  side  with 
Eileen  Le  Moine. 

Eileen,  who  was  capable,  ignoring  all  polite 
conventions,  of  walking  a  mile  with  a  slight  acquaint- 
ance without  uttering  a  word,  because  she  was 
feeling  lazy,  or  thinking  of  something  interesting, 
or  because  her  companion  bored  her,  was  just  now 
in  a  conversational  mood.  She  rather  liked  Eddy  ; 
also  she  saw  in  him  an  avenue  for  an  idea  she  had 
in  mind.  She  told  him  so. 

"  You  work  in  the  Borough,  don't  you  ?  I 
wish  you'd  let  me  come  and  play  folk-music  to  your 
clubs  sometimes.  It's  a  thing  I'm  rather  keen 
on — getting  the  old  folk  melodies  into  the  streets, 
do  you  see,  the  way  errand  boys  will  whistle  them. 
Do  you  know  Hugh  Datcherd  ?  He  has  musical 
evenings  in  his  Lea-side  settlement ;  I  go  there  a 
good  deal.  He  has  morris  dancing  twice  a  week 
and  folk-music  once." 

Eddy  had  heard  much  of  Hugh  Datcherd's 
Lea-side  settlement.  According  to  St.  Gregory's, 
it  was  run  on  very  regrettable  lines.  Hillier  said, 
"  They  teach  rank  atheism  there."  However,  it 
was  something  that  they  also  taught  morris  dancing 
and  folk-music. 

"  It  would  be  splendid  if  you'd  come  sometimes," 
he  said,  gratefully.  "  Just  exactly  what  we  should 
most  like,  We've  had  a  little  morris  dancing,  of 


HEATHERMERE  57 

course — who  hasn't  ? — but  none  of  the  other  thing." 

"  Which  evening  will  I  come  ?"  she  asked.  A 
direct  young  person ;  she  liked  to  settle  things 
quickly. 

Eddy,  consulting  his  little  book,  said,  "  To- 
morrow, can  you  ?  " 

She  said,  "  No,  I  can't ;  but  I  will,"  having 
apparently  a  high-handed  method  of  dealing  with 
previous  engagements. 

"  It's  the  C.L.B.  club  night,"  said  Eddy.  "  Hillier 
—one  of  the  curates — is  taking  it  to-morrow,  and 
I'm  helping.  I'll  speak  to  him,  but  I'm  sure  it  will 
be  all  right.  It  will  be  a  delightful  change  from 
billiards  and  boxing.  Thanks  so  much." 

"  And  Mr.  Datcherd  may  come  with  me,  mayn't 
he  ?  He's  interested  in  other  people's  clubs.  Do 
you  read  Further  ?  And  do  you  like  his  books  ?  " 

'  Yes,  rather,"  Eddy  comprehensively  answered 
all  three  questions.  All  the  same  he  was  smitten 
with  a  faint  doubt  as  to  Mr.  Datcherd's  coming. 
Probably  Hillier's  answer  to  the  three  questions 
would  have  been  "  Certainly  not."  But  after  all, 
St.  Gregory's  didn't  belong  to  Hillier  but  to  the 
vicar,  and  the  vicar  was  a  man  of  sense.  And 
anyhow  anyone  who  saw  Mrs.  Le  Moine  must  be 
glad  to  have  a  visit  from  her,  and  anyone  who 
heard  her  play  must  thank  the  gods  for  it. 

"  I  do  like  his  books,"  Eddy  amplified ;  "  only 
they're  so  awfully  sad,  and  so  at  odds  with  life." 

A  faint  shadow  seemed  to  cloud  her  face. 

"  He  is  awfully  sad,"  she  said,  after  a  moment. 


58  THE  MAKING  OF  A   BIGOT 

"  And  he  is  at  odds  with  life.  He  feels  it  hideous, 
and  he  minds.  He  spends  all  his  time  trying  and 
trying  can  he  change  it  for  people.  And  the  more 
he  tries  and  fails,  the  more  he  minds/'  She  stopped 
abruptly,  as  if  she  had  gone  too  far  in  explaining 
Hugh  Datcherd  to  him.  Eddy  had  a  knack  of 
drawing  confidences ;  probably  it  was  his  look  of 
intelligent  sympathy  and  his  habit  of  listening. 

He  wondered  for  a  moment  whether  Hugh 
Datcherd's  sadness  was  all  altruistic,  or  did  he 
find  his  own  life  hideous  too  ?  From  what  Eddy 
had  heard  of  Lady  Dorothy,  his  wife,  that  might 
easily  be  so,  he  thought,  for  they  didn't  sound 
compatible. 

Instinctively,  anyhow,  he  turned  away  his  eyes 
from  the  queer,  soft  look  of  brooding  pity  that 
momentarily  shadowed  Hugh  Datcherd's  friend. 

From  in  front,  snatches  of  talk  floated  back  to 
them  through  the  clear,  thin  air.  Miss  Hogan's 
voice,  with  its  slight  stutter,  seemed  to  be  concluding 
an  interesting  anecdote. 

"  And  so  they  both  committed  suicide  from  the 
library  window.  And  his  wife  was  paralysed  from 
the  waist  up — is  still,  in  fact.  Most  unwholesome, 
it  all  was.  And  now  it's  so  on  Charles  Harker's 
mind  that  he  writes  novels  about  nothing  else,  poor 
creature.  Very  natural,  if  you  think  what  he  went 
through.  I  hear  he's  another  just  coming  out  now, 
on  the  same." 

"He  sent  it  to  us,"  said  Arnold,  "but  Uncle 
Wilfred  and  I  weren't  sure  it  was  proper.  I  am 


HEATHERMERE  59 

engaged  in  trying  to  broaden  Uncle  Wilfred's  mind. 
Not  that  I  want  him  to  take  Barker's  books,  now 
or  at  any  time.  .  .  .  You  know,  I  want  Eddy  in 
our  business.  We  want  a  new  reader,  and  it  would 
be  so  much  better  for  his  mind  and  moral  nature 
than  messing  about  as  he's  doing  now." 

Cecil  was  saying  to  Billy  and  Jane,  "  He  wants 
me  to  put  Lesbia  behind  the  window-curtain,  and 
make  her  overhear  it  all.  Behind  the  window- 
curtain,  you  know !  He  really  does.  Could  you 
have  suspected  even  our  Musgrave  of  being  so 
banal,  Billy  ?  He's  not  even  Edwardian — he's 
late -Victorian.  .  .  ." 

Arnold  said  over  his  shoulder,  "  Can't  somebody 
stop  him  ?  Do  try,  Jane.  He's  spoiling  our  day 
with  his  egotistic  babbling.  Bridget  and  I  are 
talking  exclusively  about  others,  their  domestic 
tragedies,  their  literary  productions,  and  their  un- 
suitable careers ;  never  a  word  about  ourselves. 
I'm  sure  Eileen  and  Eddy  are  doing  the  same  ;  and 
sandwiched  between  us,  Cecil  flows  on  fluently 
about  his  private  grievances  and  his  highly  un- 
suitable plays.  You'd  think  he  might  remember 
what  day  it  is,  to  say  the  least  of  it.  I  wonder  how 
he  was  brought  up,  don't  you,  Bridget  ?  " 

"  I  don't  wonder  ;  I  know,"  said  Bridget.  "  His 
parents  not  only  wrote  for  the  Yellow  Book,  but 
gave  it  him  to  read  in  the  nursery,  and  it  corrupted 
him  for  life.  He  would,  of  course,  faint  if  one 
suggested  that  he  carried  the  taint  of  anything  so 
antiquated,  but  infant  impressions  are  hard  to  eradi- 


60  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

cate.  I  know  of  old  that  the  only  way  to  stop 
him  is  to  feed  him,  so  let's  have  lunch,  however 
unsuitable  the  hour  and  the  place  may  be." 

Sally  said,  "  Hurrah,  let's.  In  this  sand-pit." 
So  they  got  into  the  sand-pit  and  produced  seven 
packets  of  food,  which  is  to  say  that  they  each 
produced  one  except  Cecil,  who  had  omitted  to 
bring  his,  and  undemurringly  accepted  a  little  bit 
of  everyone  else's.  They  then  played  hide  and  seek, 
dumb  crambo,  and  other  vigorous  games,  because 
as  Arnold  said,  "  A  moment's  pause,  and  we  are 
undone,"  until  for  weariness  the  pause  came  upon 
them,  and  then  Cecil  promptly  seized  the  moment 
and  produced  the  play,  and  they  had  to  listen. 
Arnold  succumbed,  vanquished,  and  stretched  him- 
self on  the  heather. 

"  You  have  won  ;  I  give  in.  Only  leave  out  the 
parts  that  are  least  suitable  for  Sally  to  hear." 

So,  like  other  days  in  the  country,  the  day  wore 
through,  and  they  caught  the  5.10  back  to  Waterloo. 

At  supper  that  evening  Eddy  told  the  vicar  about 
Mrs.  Le  Moine's  proposal. 

"  So  she's  coming  to-morrow  night,  with  Datcherd. " 

Hillier  looked  up  sharply. 

"  Datcherd  !  That  man  !  "  He  caught  himself 
up  from  a  scornful  epithet. 

"  Why  not  ?  "  said  the  vicar  tolerantly.  "  He's 
very  keen  on  social  work,  you  know." 

Peters  and  Hillier  both  looked  cross. 

"  I  know  personally,"  said  Hillier,  "  of  cases 
where  his  influence  has  been  ruinous," 


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Peters  said,  "  What  does  he  want  down  here  ?  " 

Eddy  said,  "  He  won't  have  much  influence 
during  one  evening.  I  suppose  he  wants  to  watch 
how  they  take  the  music,  and,  generally,  to  see 
what  our  clubs  are  like.  Besides,  he  and  Mrs. 
Le  Moine  are  great  friends,  and  she  naturally 
likes  to  have  someone  to  come  with." 

"  Datcherd's  a  tremendously  interesting  person," 
said  Traherne.  "  I've  met  him  once  or  twice ;  I 
should  like  to  see  more  of  him." 

"  A  very  able  man,"  said  the  vicar,  and  said  grace. 


CHAPTER  V. 

DATCHERD   AND   THE  VICAR. 

DATCHERD  looked  ill ;  that  was  the  predominant 
impression  Eddy  got  of  him.  An  untidy,  pale, 
sad-eyed  person  of  thirty-five,  with  a  bad  temper 
and  an  extraordinarily  ardent  fire  of  energy,  at 
once  determined  and  rather  hopeless.  The  evils 
of  the  world  loomed,  it  seemed,  even  larger  in  his 
eyes  than  their  possible  remedies  ;  but  both  loomed 
large.  He  was  a  pessimist  and  a  reformer,  an 
untiring  fighter  against  overwhelming  odds.  He 
was  allied  both  by  birth  and  marriage  (the  marriage 
had  been  a  by-gone  mistake  of  the  emotions,  for 
which  he  was  dearly  paying)  with  a  class  which, 
without  intermission,  and  by  the  mere  fact  of  its 
existence,  incurred  his  vindictive  wrath.  (See  Fur- 
ther, month  by  month.)  He  had  tried  and  failed 
to  get  into  Parliament ;  he  had  now  given  up  hopes 
of  that  field  of  energy,  and  was  devoting  himself 
to  philanthropic  social  schemes  and  literary  work. 
He  was  not  an  attractive  person,  exactly ;  he 
lacked  the  light  touch,  and  the  ordinary  human 
amenities ;  but  there  was  a  drawing-power  in  the 
impetuous  ardour  of  his  convictions  and  purposes, 

62 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          63 

in  his  acute  and  brilliant  intelligence,  in  his  immense, 
quixotic  generosity,  and,  to  some  natures,  in  his 
unhappiness  and  his  ill-health.  And  his  smile, 
which  came  seldom,  would  have  softened  any  heart. 
Perhaps  he  did  not  smile  at  Hillier  on  Monday 
evening ;  anyhow  Hillier's  heart  remained  hard 
towards  him,  and  his  towards  Hillier.  He  was 
one  of  the  generation  who  left  the  universities 
fifteen  years  ago ;  they  are  often  pronounced  and 
thoughtful  agnostics,  who  have  thoroughly  gone 
into  the  subject  of  Christianity  as  taught  by  the 
Churches,  and  decided  against  it.  They  have  not 
the  modern  way  of  rejection,  which  is  to  let  it  alone 
as  an  irrelevant  thing,  a  thing  known  (and  perhaps 
cared)  too  little  about  to  pronounce  upon ;  or  the 
modern  way  of  acceptance,  which  is  to  embark 
upon  it  as  an  inspiring  and  desirable  adventure. 
They  of  that  old  generation  think  that  religion 
should  be  squared  with  science,  and,  if  it  can't  be, 
rejected  finally.  Anyhow  Datcherd  thought  so ; 
he  had  rejected  it  finally  as  a  Cambridge  under- 
graduate, and  had  not  changed  his  mind  since. 
He  believed  freedom  of  thought  to  be  of  immense 
importance,  and,  a  dogmatic  person  himself,  was 
anxious  to  free  the  world  from  the  fetters  of  dogma. 
Hillier  (also  a  dogmatic  person  ;  there  are  so  many) 
preached  a  sermon  the  Sunday  after  he  had  met 
Datcherd  about  those  who  would  find  themselves 
fools  at  the  Judgment  Day.  Further,  Hillier 
agreed  with  James  Peters  that  the  relations  of 
Datcherd  and  Mrs.  Le  Moine  were  unfitting,  con- 


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sidering  that  everyone  knew  that  Datcherd  didn't 
get  on  with  his  wife  nor  Mrs.  Le  Moine  live  with  her 
husband.  People  in  either  of  those  unfortunate 
positions  cannot  be  too  careful  of  appearances. 

Meanwhile,  Mrs.  Le  Moine's  fiddling  held  the 
club  spell-bound.  She  played  English  folk-melodies 
and  Hungarian  dances,  and  the  boys'  feet  shuffled 
in  tune.  Londoners  are  musical  people,  on  the 
whole ;  no  one  can  say  that,  though  they  like  bad 
music,  they  don't  like  good  music,  too ;  they  are 
catholic  in  taste.  Eddy  Oliver,  who  liked  anything 
he  heard,  from  a  barrel-organ  to  a  Beethoven  Sym- 
phony, was  a  typical  specimen.  His  foot,  too, 
tapped  in  tune ;  his  blood  danced  in  him  to  the 
lilt  of  laughter  and  passion  and  gay  living  that  the 
quick  bow  tore  from  the  strings.  He  knew  enough, 
technically,  about  music,  to  know  that  this  was 
wonderful  playing ;  and  he  remembered  what  he 
had  heard  before,  that  this  brilliant,  perverse, 
childlike-looking  person,  with  her  great  brooding 
eyes  and  half-sullen  brows,  and  the  fiddle  tucked 
away  under  her  round  chin,  was  a  genius.  He 
believed  he  had  heard  that  she  had  some  Hun- 
garian blood  in  her,  besides  the  Irish  strain.  Cer- 
tainly the  passion  and  the  fire  in  her,  that  was 
setting  everyone's  blood  stirring  so,  could  hardly 
be  merely  English. 

At  the  end  of  a  wild  dance  tune,  and  during 
riotous  applause,  Eddy  turned  to  Datcherd,  who 
stood  close  to  him,  and  laughed. 

"  My  word  !  "  was  all  he  said. 


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Datcherd  smiled  a  little  at  him,  and  Eddy  liked 
him  more  than  ever. 

"  They  like  it,  don't  they  ?  "  said  Dateherd. 
"  Look  how  they  like  it.  They  like  this ;  and 
then  we  go  and  give  them  husks ;  vulgarities  from 
the  comic  operas." 

"  Oh,  but  they  like  those,  too,"  said  Eddy. 

Datcherd  said  impatiently,  "  They'd  stop  liking 
them  if  they  could  always  get  anything  decent." 

"  But  surely,"  said  Eddy,  "  the  more  things  they 
like  the  better." 

Datcherd,  looking  round  at  him  to  see  if  he  meant 
it,  said,  "  Good  heavens !  "  and  was  frowningly 
silent. 

An  intolerant  man,  and  ill-tempered  at  that, 
Eddy  decided,  but  liked  him  very  much  all  the 
same. 

Mrs.  Le  Moine  was  playing  again,  quite  differ- 
ently ;  all  the  passion  and  the  wildness  were  gone 
now ;  she  was  playing  a  sixteenth  century  tune, 
curiously  naif  and  tender  and  engaging,  and  objec- 
tive, like  a  child's  singing,  or  Jane  Dawn's  drawings. 
The  detachment  of  it,  the  utter  self -obliteration, 
pleased  Eddy  even  more  than  the  passion  of  the 
dance  ;  here  was  genius  at  its  highest.  It  seemed 
to  him  very  wonderful  that  she  should  be  giving  of 
her  best  so  lavishly  to  a  roomful  of  ignorant  Borough 
lads ;  very  wonderful,  and  at  the  same  time  very 
characteristic  of  her  wayward,  quixotic,  seli- 
pleasing  generosity,  that  he  fancied  was  neither 
based  on  any  principle,  nor  restrained  by  any 

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considerations  of  prudence.  She  would  always,  he 
imagined,  give  just  what  she  felt  inclined,  and 
when  she  felt  inclined,  whatever  the  gifts  she  dealt 
in.  Anyhow  she  had  become  immensely  popular 
in  the  club-room.  The  admiration  roused  by  her 
music  was  increased  by  the  queer  charm  she  carried 
with  her.  She  stood  about  among  the  boys  for  a 
little,  talking.  She  told  them  about  the  tunes, 
what  they  were  and  whence  they  came  ;  she  whistled 
a  bar  here  and  there,  and  they  took  it  up  from  her  ; 
she  had  asked  which  they  had  liked,  and  why. 

"  In  my  Settlement  up  by  the  Lea,"  said  Datcherd 
to  Eddy,  "  she's  got  some  of  the  tunes  out  into  the 
streets  already.  You  hear  them  being  whistled  as 
the  men  go  to  work." 

Eddy  looked  at  Hillier,  to  see  if  he  hadn't  been 
softened  by  this  wonderful  evening.  Hillier,  of 
course,  had  liked  the  music ;  anyone  would.  But 
his  moral  sense  had  a  fine  power  of  holding  itself 
severely  aloof  from  conversion  by  any  but  moral 
suasions.  He  was  genially  chatting  with  the  boys, 
as  usual — Hillier  was  delightful  with  boys  and  girls, 
and  immensely  popular — but  Eddy  suspected  him 
unchanged  in  his  attitude  towards  the  visitors. 
Eddy,  for  music  like  that,  would  have  loved  a  Mrs. 
Pendennis  (had  she  been  capable  of  producing  it) 
let  alone  anyone  so  likeable  as  Eileen  Le  Moine. 
Hillier,  less  susceptible  to  influence,  still  sat  in 
judgment. 

Flushed  and  bright-eyed,  Eddy  made  his  way  to 
Mrs.  Le  Moine, 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          67 

"  I  say,  thanks  most  awfully/1  he  said.  "  I  knew 
it  was  going  to  be  wonderful,  but  I  didn't  know 
how  wonderful.  I  shall  come  to  all  your  concerts 
now." 

Hillier  overheard  that,  and  his  brows  rose  a 
little.  He  didn't  see  how  Eddy  was  going  to  make 
the  time  to  attend  all  Mrs.  Le  Moine's  concerts ; 
it  would  mean  missing  club  nights,  and  whole 
afternoons.  In  his  opinion,  Eddy,  for  a  parish 
worker,  went  too  much  out  of  the  parish  already. 

Mrs.  Le  Moine  said,  with  her  usual  lack  of  cir- 
cumlocution, "  I'll  come  again  next  Monday. 
Shall  I  ?  I  would  like  to  get  the  music  thoroughly 
into  their  heads;  they're  keen  enough  to  make  it 
worth  while.'* 

Eddy  said  promptly,  "  Oh,  will  you  really  ?  How 
splendid." 

Hillier,  coming  up  to  them,  said  courteously, 
"  This  has  been  extremely  good  of  you,  Mrs. 
Le  Moine.  We  have  all  had  a  great  treat.  But  you 
really  mustn't  waste  more  of  your  valuable  time 
on  our  uncultivated  ears.  We're  not  worth  it,  I'm 
afraid." 

Eileen  looked  at  him  with  a  glint  of  amusement 
in  the  gloomy  blue  shadowiness  of  her  eyes. 

"  I  won't  come,"  she  said,  "  unless  you  want  me 
to,  of  course." 

Hillier  protested.  "It's  delightful  for  us,  natur- 
ally— far  more  than  we  deserve.  It  was  your  time 
I  was  thinking  of." 

"That  will  be  all  right.     I'll  come,  then,  for 


68  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

half  an  hour,  next  Monday.'1  She  turned  to  Eddy. 
"  Will  you  come  to  lunch  with  us — Miss  Hogan 
and  me,  you  know — next  Sunday  ?  Arnold  Deni- 
son's  coming,  and  Karl  Lovinski,  the  violinist, 
and  two  or  three  other  people.  3,  Campden  Hill 
Road,  at  1.30." 

"  Thanks  ;  I  should  like  to." 

Datcherd  came  up  from  the  back  of  the  room 
where  he  had  been  talking  to  Traherne,  who  had 
come  in  lately.  They  said  goodbye,  and  the  club 
took  to  billiards. 

"  Is  Mr.  Datcherd  coming,  too,  next  Monday  ?" 
Hillier  inquired  gloomily  of  Eddy. 

"  Oh,  I  expect  so.  I  suppose  it's  less  of  a  bore 
for  Mrs.  Le  Moine  not  to  have  to  come  all  that  way 
alone.  Besides,  he's  awfully  interested  in  it  all." 

"  A  first-class  man,"  said  Traherne,  who  was  an 
enthusiast,  and  had  found  in  Datcherd  another 
Socialist,  though  not  a  Church  one. 

Eddy  and  the  curates  walked  back  together 
later  in  the  evening.  Eddy  felt  vaguely  jarred  by 
Hillier  to-night ;  probably  because  Hillier  was,  in 
his  mind,  opposing  something,  and  that  was  the 
one  thing  that  annoyed  Eddy.  Hillier  was,  he 
felt,  opposing  these  delightful  people  who  had 
provided  the  club  with  such  a  glorious  evening, 
and  were  going  to  do  so  again  next  Monday  ;  these 
brilliant  people,  who  spilt  their  genius  so  lavishly 
before  the  poor  and  ignorant ;  these  charming, 
friendly  people,  who  had  asked  Eddy  to  lunch  next 
Sunday. 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          69 

What  Hillier  said  was,  "  Shall  you  get  Wilkes  to 
take  your  class  again  on  Sunday  afternoon,  Oliver  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  suppose  so.  He  doesn't  mind,  does  he  ? 
I  believe  he  really  takes  it  a  lot  better  than  I  do." 

Hillier  believed  so,  too,  and  made  no  comment. 
Traherne  laughed.  "  Wilkes  !  Oh,  he  means  well, 
no  doubt.  But  I  wouldn't  turn  up  on  Sunday 
afternoon  if  I  was  going  to  be  taught  by  Wilkes. 
What  an  ass  you  are,  Oliver,  going  to  lunch  parties 
on  Sundays." 

With  Traherne,  work  came  first,  and  everything 
else,  especially  anything  social,  an  immense  number 
of  lengths  behind.  With  Eddy  a  number  of  things 
ran  neck  to  neck  all  the  time.  He  wouldn't, 
Traherne  thought,  a  trifle  contemptuously,  ever 
accomplish  much  in  any  sphere  of  life  at  that  rate. 

He  said  to  the  vicar  that  night,  "  Oliver's  being 
caught  in  the  toils  of  Society,  I  fear.  For  such  a 
keen  person,  he's  oddly  slack  about  sticking  to  his 
job  when  anything  else  turns  up." 

But  Hiliier  said,  at  a  separate  time,  "  Oliver's 
being  dragged  into  a  frightfully  unwholesome  set, 
vicar.  I  hate  those  people  ;  that  man  Datcherd 
is  an  aggressive  unbeliever,  you  know ;  he  does 
more  harm,  I  believe,  than  anyone  quite  realises. 
And  one  hears  things  said,  you  know,  about  him 
and  Mrs.  Le  Moine — oh,  no  harm,  I  daresay,  "but 
one  has  to  think  of  the  effect  on  the  weaker  brethren. 
And  Oliver's  bringing  them  into  the  parish,  and  I 
wouldn't  care  to  answer  for  the  effects.  ...  It 
made  me  a  little  sick,  I  don't  mind  saying  to  you, 


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to  see  Datcherd  talking  to  the  lads  to-night ;  a 
word  dropped  here,  a  sneer  there,  and  the  seed  is 
sown  from  which  untold  evil  may  spring.  Of 
course,  Mrs.  Le  Moine  is  a  wonderful  player,  but 
that  makes  her  influence  all  the  more  dangerous, 
to  my  mind.  The  lads  were  fascinated  this  evening  ; 
one  saw  them  hanging  on  her  words." 

"  I  don't  suppose,"  said  the  vicar,  "  that  she,  or 
Datcherd  either,  would  say  anything  to  hurt  them." 

Hillier  caught  him  up  sharply. 
"  You    approve,    then  ?     You    won't    discourage 
Oliver's  intimacy  with  them,  or  his  bringing  them 
into  the  parish  ?  " 

"  Most  certainly  1  shall,  if  it  gets  beyond  a  certain 
point.  There's  a  mean  in  all  things  .  .  .  But  it's 
their  effect  on  Oliver  rather  than  on  the  parish 
that  I  should  be  afraid  of.  He's  got  to  realise  that 
a  man  can't  profitably  have  too  many  irons  in  the 
fire  at  once.  If  he's  going  perpetually  to  run  about 
London  seeing  friends,  he'll  do  no  good  as  a  worker. 
Also,  it's  not  good  for  his  soul  to  be  continually 
with  people  who  are  unsympathetic  with  the  Church. 
He's  not  strong  enough  or  grown-up  enough  to 
stand  it." 

But  Eddy  had  a  delightful  lunch  on  Sunday,  and 
Wilkes  took  his  class. 

Other  Sundays  followed,  and  other  week-days, 
and  more  delightful  lunches,  and  many  concerts 
and  theatres,  and  expeditions  into  the  country, 
and  rambles  about  the  town,  and  musical  evenings 
in  St.  Gregory's  parish,  and,  in  general,  a  jolly  life. 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          71 

Eddy  loved  the  whole  of  life,  including  his  work 
in  St.  Gregory's,  which  he  was  quite  as  much 
interested  in  as  if  it  had  been  his  exclusive  occupa- 
tion. Ingenuously,  he  would  try  to  draw  his  friends 
into  pleasures  which  they  were  by  temperament 
and  training  little  fitted  to  enjoy.  For  instance, 
he  said  to  Datcherd  and  Mrs.  Le  Moine  one  day, 
"  We've  got  a  mission  on  now  in  the  parish.  There's 
an  eight  o'clock  service  on  Monday  night,  so  there'll 
be  no  club.  I  wish  you'd  come  to  the  service 
instead ;  it's  really  good,  the  mission.  Father 
Dempsey,  of  St.  Austin's,  is  taking  it.  Have  you 
ever  heard  him  ?  " 

Datcherd,  in  his  grave,  melancholy  way,  shook 
his  head.  Eileen  smiled  at  Eddy,  and  patted  his 
arm  in  the  motherly  manner  she  had  for  him. 

"  Now  what  do  you  think  ?  No,  we  never  have. 
Would  we  understand  him  if  we  did  ?  I  expect 
not,  do  you  know.  Tell  us  when  the  mission  (is 
that  what  you  call  it  ?  But  I  thought  they  were 
for  blacks  and  Jews)  is  over,  and  I'll  come  again 
and  play  to  the  clubs.  Till  then,  oughtn't  you  to 
be  going  to  services  every  night,  and  I  wonder 
ought  you  to  be  dining  and  theatreing  with  us  on 
Thursday  ?  " 

"  Oh,  I  can  fit  it  in  easily,"  said  Eddy,  cheer- 
fully. "  But,  seriously,  I  do  wish  you'd  come  one 
night.  You'd  like  Father  Dempsey.  He's  an  ex- 
traordinarily alive  and  stimulating  person.  Hillier 
thinks  him  flippant ;  but  that's  rubbish.  He's  the 
best  man  in  the  Church." 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

All  the  same,  they  didn't  come.  How  difficult 
it  is  to  make  people  do  what  they  are  not  used  to  ! 
How  good  it  would  be  for  them  if  they  would ;  if 
Hillier  would  but  sometimes  spend  an  evening  at 
Datcherd's  settlement ;  if  James  Peters  would 
but  come,  at  Eddy's  request,  to  shop  at  the  Poetry 
Bookshop  ;  if  Datcherd  would  but  sit  under  Father 
Dempsey,  the  best  man  in  the  Church  !  It  some- 
times seemed  to  Eddy  that  it  was  he  alone,  in  a 
strange,  uneclectic  world,  who  did  all  these  things 
with  impartial  assiduity  and  fervour. 

And  he  found,  which  was  sad  and  bewildering, 
that  those  with  less  impartiality  of  taste  got  annoyed 
with  him.  The  vicar  thought,  not  unnaturally, 
that  during  the  mission  he  ought  to  have  given  up 
other  engagements,  and  devoted  himself  exclu- 
sively to  the  parish,  getting  them  to  come.  All 
the  curates  thought  so  too.  Meanwhile  Arnold 
Denison  thought  that  he  ought  to  have  stayed  to 
the  end  of  the  debate  on  Impressionism  in  Poetry 
at  the  Wednesday  Club  that  met  in  Billy  Raymond's 
rooms,  instead  of  going  away  in  the  middle  to  be  in 
time  for  the  late  service  at  St.  Gregory's.  Arnold 
thought  so  particularly  because  he  hadn't  yet 
spoken  himself,  and  it  would  obviously  have  been 
more  becoming  in  Eddy  to  wait  and  hear  him.  Eddy 
grew  to  have  an  uncomfortable  feeling  of  being  a 
little  wrong  with  everyone ;  he  felt  aggrieved 
under  it. 

At  last,  a  fortnight  before  Christmas,  the  vicar 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          73 

spoke  to  him.  It  was  on  a  Sunday  evening.  Eddy 
had  had  supper  with  Cecil  Le  Moine,  as  it  was 
Cecil's  turn  to  have  the  Sunday  Games  Club,  a 
childish  institution  that  flourished  just  then  among 
them,  meet  at  his  house.  Eddy  returned  to  St. 
Gregory's  late. 

The  vicar  said,  at  bedtime,  "  I  want  to  speak  to 
you,  Oliver,  if  you  can  spare  a  minute  or  two," 
and  they  went  into  his  study.  Eddy  felt  rather 
like  a  schoolboy  awaiting  a  jawing.  He  watched 
the  vicar's  square,  sensible,  kind  face,  through  a 
cloud  of  smoke,  and  saw  his  point  of  view  precisely. 
He  wanted  certain  work  done.  He  didn't  think  the 
work  was  so  well  done  if  a  hundred  other  things 
were  done  also.  He  believed  in  certain  things. 
He  didn't  think  belief  in  those  things  could  be 
quite  thorough  if  those  who  held  it  had  constant 
and  unnecessary  traffic  with  those  who  quite 
definitely  didn't.  Well,  it  was  of  course  a  point  of 
view  ;  Eddy  realised  that. 

The  vicar  said,  "  I  don't  want  to  be  interfering, 
Oliver.  But,  frankly,  are  you  as  keen  on  this  job 
as  you  were  two  months  ago  ?  " 

"  Yes,  rather/'  said  Eddy.  "  Keener,  I  think. 
One  gets  into  it,  you  see." 

The  vicar  nodded,  patient  and  a  little  cynical. 

"  Quite.  Well,  it's  a  full  man's  job,  you  know  ; 
one  can't  take  it  easy.  One's  got  to  put  every  bit 
of  oneself  into  it,  and  even  so  there  isn't  near 
enough  of  most  of  us  to  get  upsides  with  it.  ... 
Oh,  I  don't  mean  don't  take  off  times,  or  don't 


74  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

have  outside  interests  and  plenty  of  friends ;  of 
course  I  don't.  But  one's  got  not  to  fritter  and 
squander  one's  energies.  And  one's  got  to  have 
one's  whole  heart  in  the  work,  or  it  doesn't  get 
done  as  it  should.  It's  a  job  for  the  keen  ;  for  the 
enthusiasts  ;  for  the  single-minded.  Do  you  think, 
Oliver,  that  it's  quite  the  job  for  you  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  Eddy,  readily,  though  crest-fallen. 

"  I'm  keen.  I'm  an  enthusiast.  I'm "  He 

couldn't  say  single-minded,  so  he  broke  off. 

"  Really,"  he  added,  "  I'm  awfully  sorry  if  I've 
scamped  the  work  lately,  and  been  out  of  the  parish 
too  much.  I've  tried  not  to,  honestly — I  mean 
I've  tried  to  fit  it  all  in  and  not  scamp  things." 

"  Fit  it  all  in  !  "  The  vicar  took  him  up.  "  Pre- 
cisely. There  you  are.  Why  do  you  try  to  fit  in 
so  much  more  than  you've  properly  room  for  ? 
Life's  limited,  you  see.  One's  got  to  select  one 
thing  or  another." 

"  Oh,"  Eddy  murmured,  "  what  an  awful  thought ! 
I  want  to  select  lots  and  lots  of  things  !  " 

"  It's  greedy,"  said  the  vicar.  "  What's  more, 
it's  silly.  You'll  end  by  getting  nothing.  .  .  .  And 
now  there's  another  thing.  Of  course  you  choose 
your  own  friends ;  it's  no  business  of  mine.  But 
you  bring  them  a  good  deal  into  the  parish,  and 
that's  my  business,  of  course.  Now,  I  don't  want 
to  say  anything  against  friends  of  yours ;  still  less 
to  repeat  the  comments  of  ignorant  and  prejudiced 
people  ;  but  I  expect  you  know  the  sort  of  things 
such  people  would  say  about  Mr.  Datcherd  and  Mrs. 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          75 

Le  Moine.  After  all,  they're  both  married  to  some- 
one else.  You'll  admit  that  they  are  very  reckless 
of  public  opinion,  and  that  that's  a  pity."  He 
spoke  cautiously,  saying  less  than  he  felt,  in  order 
not  to  be  annoying.  But  Eddy  flushed,  and  for 
the  first  time  looked  cross. 

"  Surely,  if  people  are  low-minded  enough " 

he  began. 

"  That,"  said  the  vicar,  "  is  part  of  one's  work, 
to  consider  low  minds.  Besides — my  dear  Oliver, 
I  don't  want  to  be  censorious — but  why  doesn't 
Mrs.  Le  Moine  live  with  her  husband  ?  And  why 
isn't  Datcherd  ever  to  be  seen  with  his  wife  ?  And 
why  are  those  two  perpetually  together  ?  " 

Eddy  grew  hotter.  His  hand  shook  a  little  as 
he  took  out  his  pipe. 

"  The  Le  Moines  live  apart  because  they  prefer 
it.  Why  not  ?  Datcherd,  I  presume,  doesn't 
go  about  with  his  wife  because  they  are  hopelessly 
unsuited  to  each  other  in  every  way,  and  bore 
each  other  horribly.  I've  seen  Lady  Dorothy 
Datcherd.  The  thought  of  her  and  Datcherd 
as  companions  is  absurd.  She  disapproves  of  all  he 
is  and  does.  She's  a  worldly,  selfish  woman.  She 
goes  her  way  and  he  his.  Surely  it's  best.  As 
for  Datcherd  and  Mrs.  Le  Moine — they  aren't 
perpetually  together.  They  come  down  here  to- 
gether because  they're  both  interested  ;  but  they're 
in  quite  different  sets,  really.  His  friends  are 
mostly  social  workers,  and  politicians,  and  writers 
of  leading  articles,  and  contributors  to  the  quarterlies 


76  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

and  the  political  press — what  are  called  able  men 
you  know ;  his  own  family,  of  course,  are  all  that 
sort.  Her  friends  are  artists  and  actors  and  musi- 
cians, and  poets  and  novelists  and  journalists,  and 
casual,  irresponsible  people  who  play  round  and 
have  a  good  time  and  do  clever  work — I  mean, 
her  set  and  his  haven't  very  much  to  do  with  one 
another  really/'  Eddy  spoke  rather  eagerly,  as 
if  he  was  anxious  to  impress  this  on  the  vicar  and 
himself. 

The  vicar  heard  him  out  patiently,  then  said, 
"  I  never  said  anything  about  sets.  It's  him  and 
her  I'm  talking  about.  You  won't  deny  they're 
great  friends.  Well,  no  man  and  woman  are 
'  great  friends  '  in  the  eyes  of  poor  people  ;  they're 
something  quite  different.  And  that's  not  whole- 
some. It  starts  talk.  And  your  being  hand  and 
glove  with  them  does  no  good  to  your  influence  in 
the  parish.  For  one  thing,  Datcherd's  known  to 
be  an  atheist.  These  constant  Sunday  outings  of 
yours — you're  always  missing  church,  you  see, 
and  that's  a  poor  example.  I've  been  spoken  to 
about  it  more  than  once  by  the  parents  of  your 
class-boys.  They  think  it  strange  that  you  should 
be  close  friends  with  people  like  that." 

Eddy  started  up.  "  People  like  that  ?  People 
like  Hugh  Datcherd  and  Eileen  Le  Moine  ?  Good 
heavens  !  I'm  not  fit  to  black  their  boots,  and  nor 
are  the  idiots  who  talk  about  them  like  that. 
Vulgar-mouthed  lunatics  !  " 

This  was  unlike  Eddy ;  he  never  called  people 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          77 

vulgar,  nor  despised  them ;  that  was  partly  why 
he  made  a  good  church  worker.  The  vicar  looked 
at  him  over  his  pipe,  a  little  irritated  in  his  turn. 
He  had  not  reckoned  on  the  boy  being  so  hot 
about  these  friends  of  his. 

"It's  a  clear  choice/'  said  the  vicar,  rather 
sharply.  ' '  Either  you  give  up  seeing  so  much  of  these 
people,  and  certainly  give  up  bringing  them  into 
the  parish ;  or — I'm  very  sorry,  because  I 
don't  want  to  lose  you — you  must  give  up  St. 
Gregory's." 

Eddy  stood  looking  on  the  floor,  angry,  unhappy, 
uncertain. 

"  It's  no  choice  at  all,"  he  said  at  last.  "  You 
know  I  can't  give  them  up.  Why  can't  I  have 
them  and  St.  Gregory's,  too  ?  What's  the  inconsis- 
tency ?  I  don't  understand." 

The  vicar  looked  at  him  impatiently.  His 
faculty  of  sympathy,  usually  so  kind,  humorous, 
and  shrewd,  had  run  up  against  one  ot  those  limiting 
walls  that  very  few  people  who  are  supremely  in 
earnest  over  one  thing  are  quite  without.  He 
occasionally  (really  not  often)  said  a  stupid  thing  ; 
he  did  so  now. 

"  You  don't  understand  ?  Surely  it's  extremely 
simple.  You  can't  serve  God  and  Mammon ; 
that's  the  long  and  the  short  of  it.  You've  got  to 
choose  which." 

That,  of  course,  was  final.  Eddy  said,  "  Natur- 
ally, if  it's  like  that,  I'll  leave  St.  Gregory's  at  once. 
That  is,  directly  it's  convenient  for  you  that  I 


78  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

should,"  he  added,  considerate  by  instinct,  though 
angry. 

The  vicar  turned  to  face  him.  He  was  bitterly 
disappointed. 

"  You  mean  that,  Oliver  ?  You  won't  give  it 
another  trial,  on  the  lines  I  advise  ?  Mind,  I  don't 
mean  I  want  you  to  have  no  friends,  no  outside 
interests.  .  .  .  Look  at  Traherne,  now ;  he's  full 
of  them.  ...  I  only  want,  for  your  own  sake 
and  our  people's,  that  your  heart  should  be  in  your 
job." 

"  I  had  better  go,"  said  Eddy,  knowing  it  for 
certain.  He  added,  "  Please  don't  think  I'm  going 
off  in  a  stupid  huff  or  anything.  It's  not  that. 
Of  course,  you've  every  right  to  speak  to  me  as  you 
did ;  but  it's  made  my  position  quite  clear  to  me. 
I  see  this  isn't  really  my  job  at  all.  I  must  find 
another." 

The  vicar  said,  holding  out  his  hand,  "I'm  very 
sorry,  Oliver.  I  don't  want  to  lose  you.  Think 
it  over  for  a  week,  will  you,  and  tell  me  then  what 
you  have  decided.  Don't  be  hasty  over  it. 
Remember,  we've  all  grown  fond  of  you  here ;  you'll 
be  throwing  away  a  good  deal  of  valuable  oppor- 
tunity if  you  leave  us.  I  think  you  may  be  missing 
the  best  in  life.  But  I  mustn't  take  back  what  I 
said.  It  is  a  definite  choice  between  two  ways  of 
life.  They  won't  mix." 

"  They  will,  they  will,"  said  Eddy  to  himself, 
and  went  to  bed.  If  the  vicar  thought  they 
wouldn't,  the  vicar's  way  of  life  could  not  be  his. 


DATCHERD  AND  THE  VICAR          79 

He  had  no  need  to  think  it  over  for  a  week.  He 
was  going  home  for  Christmas,  and  he  would  not 
come  back  after  that.  This  job  was  not  for  him. 
And  he  could  not,  he  knew  now,  be  a  clergyman. 
They  drew  lines ;  they  objected  to  people  and 
things ;  they  failed  to  accept.  The  vicar,  when 
he  had  mentioned  Datcherd,  had  looked  as  Datcherd 
had  looked  when  Eddy  had  mentioned  Father 
Dempsey  and  the  mission ;  Eddy  was  getting  to 
know  that  critical,  disapproving  look  too  well. 
Everywhere  it  met  him.  He  hated  it.  It  seemed 
to  him  even  stranger  in  clergymen  than  in  others, 
because  clergymen  are  Christians,  and,  to  Eddy's 
view,  there  were  no  negations  in  that  vivid  and 
intensely  positive  creed.  Its  commands  were  al- 
ways, surely,  to  go  and  do,  not  to  abstain  and  reject. 
And  look,  too,  at  the  sort  of  people  who  were 
of  old  accepted  in  that  generous,  all-embracing 
circle. 


CHAPTER  VI. 

THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL. 

EDDY  was  met  at  the  station  by  his  sister  Daphne, 
driving  the  dog-cart.  Daphne  was  twenty ;  a 
small,  neat  person  in  tailor-made  tweeds,  bright- 
Chaired,  with  an  attractive  brown-tanned  face,  and 
alert  blue  eyes,  and  a  decisively-cut  mouth,  and 
long,  straight  chin.  Daphne  was  off-hand,  quick- 
witted, intensely  practical,  spoilt,  rather  selfish, 
very  sure  of  herself,  and  with  an  unveiled  youthful 
contempt  for  manners  and  people  that  failed  to 
meet  with  her  approval.  Either  people  were  "  all 
right,"  and  "  pretty  decent/'  or  they  were  cursorily 
dismissed  as  "  queer,"  "  messy/'  or  "  stodgy." 
She  was  very  good  at  all  games  requiring  activity, 
speed,  and  dexterity  of  hand,  and  more  at  home 
out  of  doors  than  in.  She  had  quite  enough  sense 
of  humour,  a  sharp  tongue,  some  cleverness,  and 
very  little  imagination  indeed.  A  confident  young 
person,  determined  to  get  and  keep  the  best  out  of 
life.  With  none  of  Eddy's  knack  of  seeing  a  num- 
ber of  things  at  once,  she  saw  a  few  things  very 
clearly,  and  went  straight  towards  them. 

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THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   81 

"  Hullo,  young  Daffy/'  Eddy  called  out  to  her, 
as  he  came  out  of  the  station. 

She  waved  her  whip  at  him. 

"  Hullo.  I've  brought  the  new  pony  along.  Come 
and  try  him.  He  shies  at  cats  and  small  children, 
so  look  out  through  the  streets.  How  are  you, 
Tedders  ?  Pretty  fit  ? 

'  Yes,  rather.     How's  everyone  ?  " 

"  Going  strong,  as  usual.  Father  talks  Prayer 
Book  revision  every  night  at  dinner  till  I  drop 
asleep.  He's  got  it  fearfully  hot  and  strong  just 
now ;  meetings  about  it  twice  a  week,  and  letters 
to  the  Guardian  in  between.  I  wish  they'd  hurry 
up  and  get  it  revised  and  have  done.  Oh,  by  the 
way,  he  says  you'll  want  to  fight  him  about  that 
now — because  you'll  be  too  High  to  want  it  touched, 
or  something.  Are  you  High  ?  " 

"  Oh,  I  think  so.  But  I  should  like  the  Prayer 
Book  to  be  revised,  too." 

Daphne  sighed.  "  It's  a  bore  if  you're  High. 
Father'll  want  to  argue  at  meals.  I  do  hope  you 
don't  want  to  keep  the  Athanasian  Creed,  anyhow." 

"  Yes,  rather.  I  like  it,  except  the  bits  slanging 
other  people." 

"  Oh,  well,"  Daphne  looked  relieved.  "  As  long 
as  you  don't  like  those  bits,  I  daresay  it'll  be  all 
right.  Canon  Jackson  came  to  lunch  yesterday, 
and  he  liked  it,  slanging  and  all,  and  oh,  my  word, 
how  tired  I  got  of  him  and  father !  What  can  it 
matter  whether  one  has  it  or  not  ?  It's  only  a 
few  times  a  year,  anyhow.  Oh,  and  father's  keen 

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82  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

on  a  new  translation  of  the  Bible,  too.  I  daresay 
you've  seen  about  it ;  he  keeps  writing  articles  in 
the  Spectator  about  it  ...  And  the  Bellairs  have 
got  a  new  car,  a  Panhard  ;  Molly's  learning  to  drive 
it.  Nevill  let  me  the  other  day  ;  it  was  ripping. 
I  do  wish  father'd  keep  a  car.  I  should  think  he 
might  now.  It  would  be  awfully  useful  for  him 
for  touring  round  to  committee  meetings.  Mind  that 
corner  ;  Timothy  always  funks  it  a  bit." 

They  turned  into  the  drive.  It  may  or  may  not 
have  hitherto  been  mentioned  that  Eddy's  home 
was  a  Deanery,  because  his  father  was  a  Dean. 
The  Cathedral  under  his  care  was  in  a  midland 
county,  in  fine,  rolling,  high-hedged  country, 
suitable  for  hunting,  and  set  with  hard-working 
squires.  The  midlands  may  not  be  picturesque  or 
romantic,  but  they  are  wonderfully  healthy,  and 
produce  quite  a  number  of  sane,  level-headed, 
intelligent  people. 

Eddy's  father  and  mother  were  in  the  hall. 

"  You  look  a  little  tired,  dear,"  said  his  mother, 
after  the  greetings  that  may  be  imagined.  "  I 
expect  it  will  be  good  for  you  to  get  a  rest  at 
home." 

"  Trust  Finch  to  keep  his  workers  on  the  run, 
said  the  Dean,  who  had  been  at  Cambridge  with 
Finch,  and  hadn't  liked  him  particularly.  Finch 
had  been  too  High  Church  for  his  taste  even  then ; 
he  himself  had  always  been  Broad,  which  was,  no 
doubt,  why  he  was  now  a  dean. 

"  Christmas  is  a  busy  time,"  said  Eddy,  tritely. 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   83 

The  Dean  shook  his  head.  "  They  overdo  it, 
you  know,  those  people.  Too  many  services,  and 
meetings,  and  guilds,  and  I  don't  know  what.  They 
spoil  their  own  work  by  it." 

He  was,  naturally,  anxious  about  Eddy.  He 
didn't  want  him  to  get  involved  with  the  ritualist 
set  and  become  that  sort  of  parson ;  he  thought  it 
foolish,  obscurantist,  childish,  and  unintelligent, 
not  to  say  a  little  unmanly. 

They  went  into  lunch.  The  Dean  was  rather 
vexed  because  Eddy,  forgetting  where  he  was, 
crossed  himself  at  grace.  Eddy  perceived  this, 
and  registered  a  note  not  to  do  it  again. 

"  And  when  have  you  to  be  back,  dear  ?  "  said 
his  mother.  She,  like  many  deans'  wives,  was  a 
dignified,  intelligent,  and  courteous  lady,  with 
many  social  claims  punctually  and  graciously  ful- 
filled, and  a  great  love  of  breeding,  nice  manners, 
and  suitable  attire.  She  had  many  anxieties, 
finely  restrained.  She  was  anxious  lest  the  Dean 
should  overwork  himself  and  get  a  bad  throat  ; 
lest  Daphne  should  get  a  tooth  knocked  out  at 
mixed  hockey,  or  a  leg  broken  in  the  hunting- 
field  ;  lest  Eddy  should  choose  an  unsuitable  career 
or  an  unsuitable  wife,  or  very  unsuitable  ideas. 
These  were  her  negative  anxieties.  Her  positive 
ones  were  that  the  Dean  should  be  recognised 
according  to  his  merits ;  that  Daphne  should 
marry  the  right  man ;  that  Eddy  should  be  a 
success,  and  also  please  his  father ;  that  the  Prayer 
Book  might  be  revised  very  soon. 


MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

One  of  her  ambitions  for  Eddy  was  satisfied 
forthwith,  for  he  pleased  his  father. 

"  I'm  not  going  back  to  St.  Gregory's  at  all." 

The  Dean  looked  up  quickly. 

"  Oh,  you've  given  that  up,  have  you  ?  Well, 
it  couldn't  go  on  always,  of  course."  He  wanted 
to  ask,  "  What  have  you  decided  about  Orders  ?  " 
but,  as  fathers  go,  he  was  fairly  tactful.  Besides, 
he  knew  Daphne  would. 

"  Are  you  going  into  the  Church,  Tedders  ?  " 

Her  mother,  as  always  when  she  put  it  like  that, 
corrected  her.  "  You  know  father  hates  you  to 
say  that,  Daphne.  Take  Orders." 

"  Well,  take  Orders,  then.     Are  you,  Tedders  ?  " 

"  I  think  not,"  said  Eddy,  good-tempered  as 
brothers  go.  "  At  present  I've  been  offered  a  small 
reviewing  job  on  the  Daily  Post.  I  was  rather 
lucky,  because  it's  awfully  hard  to  get  on  the  Post, 
and,  of  course,  I've  had  no  experience  except  at 
Cambridge ;  but  I  know  Maine,  the  literary  editor. 
I  used  to  review  a  good  deal  for  the  Cambridge 
Weekly  when  his  brother  ran  it.  I  think  it  will  be 
rather  fun.  You  get  such  lots  of  nice  books  to 
keep  for  your  own  if  you  review." 

"  Nice  and  otherwise,  no  doubt,"  said  the  Dean. 
"  You'll  want  to  get  rid  of  most  of  them,  I  expect. 
Well,  reviewing  is  an  interesting  side  of  journalism, 
of  course,  if  you  are  going  to  try  journalism.  You 
genuinely  feel  you  want  to  do  this,  do  you  ?  " 

He  still  had  hopes  that  Eddy,  once  free  of  the 
ritualistic  set,  would  become  a  Broad  Church 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   85 

clergyman  in  time.  But  clergymen  are  the  broader, 
he  believed,  for  knocking  about  the  world  a  little 
first. 

Eddy  said  he  did  genuinely  feel  he  wanted  to 
doit. 

"I'm  rather  keen  to  do  a  little  writing  of  my 
own  as  well/'  he  added,  "  and  it  will  leave  me  some 
time  for  that,  as  well  as  time  for  other  work.  I  want 
to  go  sometimes  to  work  in  the  settlement  of  a  man 
I  know,  too." 

"  What  shall  you  write  ?  "  Daphne  wanted  to 
know. 

"  Oh,  much  what  every  one  else  writes,  I  suppose. 
I  leave  it  to  your  imagination." 

"  H'm.  Perhaps  it  will  stay  there,"  Daphne 
speculated,  which  was  superfluously  unkind,  con- 
sidering that  Eddy  used  to  write  quite  a  lot  at 
Cambridge,  in  the  Review,  the  Magazine,  the 
Granta,  the  Basileon,  and  even  the  Tripod. 

"  An  able  journalist,"  said  the  Dean,  "  has  a  great 
power  in  his  hands.  He  can  do  more  than  the 
politicians  to  mould  public  opinion.  It's  a  great 
responsibility.  Look  at  the  Guardian,  now ;  and 
the  Times." 

Eddy  looked  at  them,  where  they  lay  on  the  table 
by  the  window.  He  looked  also  at  the  Spectator, 
Punch,  the  Morning  Post,  the  Saturday  Westminster, 
the  Quarterly,  the  Church  Quarterly,  the  Hibbert,  the 
Cornhill,  the  Commonwealth,  the  Common  Cause, 
and  Country  Life.  These  were  among  the  periodicals 
taken  in  at  the  Deanery.  Among  those  not  taken 


86  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

in  were  the  Clarion,  the  Eye-Witness  (as  it  was  called 
in  those  bygone  days)  the  Church  Times,  Poetry 
and  Drama,  the  Blue  Review,  the  English  Review, 
the  Suffragette,  Further,  and  all  the  halfpenny  dailies. 
All  the  same,  it  was  a  well-read  home,  and  broad- 
minded,  too,  and  liked  to  hear  two  sides  (but  not 
more)  of  a  question,  as  will  be  inferred  from  the 
above  list  of  its  periodical  literature. 

They  had  coffee  in  the  hall  after  lunch.  Grace, 
ease,  spaciousness,  a  quiet,  well-bred  luxury, 
characterised  the  Deanery.  It  was  a  well-marked 
change  to  Eddy,  both  from  the  asceticism  of  St. 
Gregory's,  and  the  bohemianism  (to  use  an  idiotic, 
inevitable  word)  of  many  of  his  other  London 
friends.  This  was  a  true  gentleman's  home,  one 
of  the  stately  homes  of  England,  how  beautiful 
they  stand. 

Daphne  proposed  that  they  should  visit  another 
that  afternoon.  She  had  to  call  at  the  Bellairs' 
for  a  puppy.  Colonel  Bellairs  was  a  land-owner 
and  J.P.,  whose  home  was  two  miles  out  of  the 
town.  His  children  and  the  Dean's  children  had 
been  intimate  friends  since  the  Dean  came  to 
Welchester  from  Ely,  where  he  had  been  a  Canon, 
five  years  ago.  Molly  Bellairs  was  Daphne  Oliver's 
greatest  friend.  There  were  also  several  boys, 
who  flourished  respectively  in  Parliament,  the 
Army,  Oxford,  Eton,  and  Dartmouth.  They  were 
fond  of  Eddy,  but  did  not  know  why  he  did  not 
enter  one  of  the  Government  services,  which  seems 
the  obvious  thing  to  do. 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   87 

Before  starting  on  this  expedition,  Daphne  and 
Eddy  went  round  the  premises,  as  they  always 
did  on  Eddy's  first  day  at  home.  They  played 
a  round  of  bumble-puppy  on  the  small  lawn,  in- 
spected the  new  tennis  court  that  had  just  been 
laid,  and  was  in  danger  of  not  lying  quite  flat,  and 
visited  the  kennels  and  the  stables,  where  Eddy 
fed  his  horse  with  a  carrot  and  examined  his  legs, 
and  discussed  with  the  groom  the  prospects  of 
hunting  weather  next  week,  and  Daphne  petted 
the  nervous  Timothy,  who  shied  at  children 
and  cats. 

These  pleasing  duties  done,  they  set  out  briskly 
for  the  Hall,  along  the  field  path.  It  was  just  not 
freezing.  The  air  blew  round  them  crisp  and  cool 
and  stinging,  and  sang  in  the  bare  beech  woods 
that  their  path  skirted.  Above  them  white  clouds 
sailed  about  a  blue  sky.  The  brown  earth  was  full 
of  a  repressed  yet  vigorous  joy.  Eddy  and  Daphne 
swung  along  quickly  through  fields  and  lanes. 
Eddy  felt  the  exuberance  of  the  crisp  weather 
and  the  splendid  earth  tingle  through  him.  It 
was  one  of  the  many  things  he  loved,  and  felt  utterly 
at  home  with,  this  motion  across  open  country,  on 
foot  or  on  horse-back.  Daphne,  too,  felt  and  looked 
at  home,  with  her  firm,  light  step,  and  her  neat, 
useful  stick,  and  her  fair  hair  blowing  in  strands 
under  her  tweed  hat,  and  all  the  competent,  whole- 
some young  grace  of  her.  Daphne  was  rather 
charming,  there  was  no  doubt  about  that.  It 
sometimes  occurred  to  Eddy  when  he  met  her  after 


88  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

an  absence.  There  was  a  sort  of  a  drawing-power 
about  her  that  was  quite  apart  from  beauty,  and 
that  made  her  a  popular  and  sought-after  person, 
in  spite  of  her  casual  manners  and  her  frequent 
selfishnesses.  The  young  men  of  the  neighbourhood 
all  liked  Daphne,  and  consequently  she  had  a  very 
good  time,  and  was  decidedly  spoilt,  and,  in  a  cool, 
not  unattractive  way,  rather  conceited.  She  seldom 
had  any  tumbles  mortifying  to  her  self-confidence, 
partly  because  she  was  in  general  clever  and  com- 
petent at  the  things  that  came  in  her  way  to  do, 
and  partly  because  she  did  not  try  to  do  those 
she  would  have  been  less  good  at,  not  from  any  fear 
of  failure,  but  simply  because  she  was  bored  by  them. 
But  a  clergyman's  daughter,  even  a  dean's,  has, 
unfortunately,  to  do  a  few  things  that  bore  her. 
One  is  bazaars.  Another  is  leaving  things  at  cot- 
tages. Mrs.  Oliver  had  given  them  a  brown  paper 
parcel  to  leave  at  a  house  in  the  lane.  They  left 
it,  and  Eddy  stayed  for  a  moment  to  talk  with  the 
lady  of  the  house.  Master  Eddy  was  generally 
beloved  in  Welchester,  because  he  always  had 
plenty  of  attention  to  bestow  even  on  the  poorest 
and  dullest.  Miss  Daphne  was  beloved,  too,  and 
admired,  but  was  usually  more  in  a  hurry.  She 
was  in  a  hurry  to-day,  and  wouldn't  let  Eddy  stay 
long. 

"  If  you  let  Mrs.  Tom  Clark  start  on  Tom's 
abscess,  we  should  never  get  to  the  Hall  to-day," 
she  said,  as  they  left  the  cottage.  "  Besides,  I 
hate  abscesses." 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   89 

"  But  I  like  Tom  and  his  wife,"  said  Eddy. 

"  Oh,  they're  all  right.  The  cottage  is  awfully 
stuffy,  and  always  in  a  mess.  I  should  think  she 
might  keep  it  cleaner,  with  a  little  perseverance 
and  carbolic  soap.  Perhaps  she  doesn't  because 
Miss  Harris  is  always  jawing  to  her  about  it.  I 
wouldn't  tidy  up,  I  must  say,  if  Miss  Harris  was 
on  to  me  about  my  room.  What  do  you  think, 
she's  gone  and  made  mother  promise  I  shall  take 
the  doll  stall  at  the  Assistant  Curates'  Bazaar. 
It's  too  bad.  I'd  have  dressed  any  number  of  dolls, 
but  I  do  bar  selling  them.  It's  a  hunting  day,  too. 
It's  an  awful  fate  to  be  a  parson's  daughter.  It's 
all  right  for  you ;  parsons'  sons  don't  have  to  sell 
dolls." 

"  Look  here,"  said  Eddy,  "  are  we  having  people 
to  stay  after  Christmas  ?  " 

"  Don't  think  so.  Only  casual  droppers-in  here 
and  there  ;  Aunt  Maimie  and  so  on.  Why  ?  " 

"  Because,  if  we've  room,  I  want  to  ask  some 
people;  friends  of  mine  in  London.  Denison's 
one." 

Daphne,  who  knew  Denison  slightly,  and  did 
not  like  him,  received  this  without  joy.  They  had 
met  last  year  at  Cambridge,  and  he  had  annoyed  her 
in  several  ways.  One  was  his  clothes ;  Daphne 
liked  men  to  be  neat.  Another  was,  that  at  the 
dance  given  by  the  college  which  he  and  Eddy 
adorned,  he  had  not  asked  her  to  dance,  though 
introduced  for  that  purpose,  but  had  stood  at  her 
side  while  she  sat  partnerless  through  her  favourite 


90  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

waltz,  apparently  under  the  delusion  that  what 
was  required  of  him  was  interesting  conversation. 
Even  that  had  failed  before  long,  as  Daphne  had 
neither  found  it  interesting  nor  pretended  to  do  so, 
and  they  remained  in  silence  together,  she  indig- 
nant and  he  unperturbed,  watching  the  festivities 
with  an  indulgent,  if  cynical,  eye.  A  disagreeable, 
useless,  superfluous  person,  Daphne  considered 
him.  He  gathered  this ;  it  required  no  great 
subtlety  to  gather  things  from  Daphne ;  and 
accommodated  himself  to  her  idea  of  him,  laying 
himself  out  to  provoke  and  tease.  He  was  one 
of  the  few  people  who  could  sting  Daphne  to  real 
temper. 

So  she  said,  "  Oh." 

"  The  others/'  went  on  Eddy,  hastily,  "  are  two 
girls  I  know ;  they've  been  over-working  rather 
and  are  run  down,  and  I  thought  it  might  be  rather 
good  for  them  to  come  here.  Besides,  they're 
great  friends  of  mine,  and  of  Denison's — (one  of 
them's  his  cousin) — and  awfully  nice.  I've  written 
about  them  sometimes,  I  expect — Jane  Dawn  and 
Eileen  Le  Moine.  Jane  draws  extraordinarily  nice 
things  in  pen  and  ink,  and  is  altogether  rather  a 
refreshing  person.  Eileen  plays  the  violin — you 
must  have  heard  her  name — Mrs.  Le  Moine.  Every- 
one's going  to  hear  her  just  now ;  she's  wonder- 
ful." 

"  She'd  better  play  at  the  bazaar,  I  should  think," 
suggested  Daphne,  who  didn't  see  why  parsons' 
daughters  should  be  the  only  ones  involved  in  this 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   91 

bazaar  business.  She  wasn't  very  fond  of  artists 
and  musicians  and  literary  people,  for  the  most 
part ;  so  often  their  conversation  was  about  things 
that  bored  one. 

"  Are  they  pretty  ?  "  she  inquired,  wanting  to 
know  if  Eddy  was  at  all  in  love  with  either  of  them. 
It  might  be  amusing  if  he  was. 

Eddy  considered.  "  I  don't  know  that  you'd  call 
Jane  pretty,  exactly.  Very  nice  to  look  at.  Sweet- 
looking,  and  extraordinarily  innocent." 

"  I  don't  like  sweet  innocent  girls,"  said  Daphne. 
"  They're  so  inept,  as  a  rule." 

"  Well,  Jane's  very  ept.  She's  tremendously 
clever  at  her  own  things,  you  know  ;  in  fact,  clever 
all  round,  only  clever's  not  a  bit  the  word  as  a 
matter  of  fact.  She's  a  genius,  I  suppose — a  sort 
of  inspired  child,  very  simple  about  everything, 
and  delightful  to  talk  to.  Not  the  least  conven- 
tional." 

"  No ;  I  didn't  suppose  she'd  be  that.  And 
what's  Mrs. — the  other  one  like  ?  " 

"  Mrs.  Le  Moine.  Oh,  well — she's — she's  very 
nice,  too." 

"  Pretty  ?  " 

"  Rather  beautiful,  she  is.  Irish,  and  a  little 
Hungarian,  I  believe.  She  plays  marvellously." 

"  Yes,  you  said  that." 

Daphne's  thoughts  on  Mrs.  Le  Moine  produced 
the  question,  "  Is  she  married,  or  a  widow  ?  " 

"  Married.    She's  quite  friends  with  her  husband." 

"  Well,  I  suppose  she  would  be.    Ought  to  be, 


92  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

anyhow.  Can  we  have  her  without  him,  by  the 
way  ?  " 

"  Oh,  they  don't  live  together.  That's  why 
they're  friends.  They  weren't  till  they  parted. 
Everyone  asks  them  about  separately  of  course. 
She  lives  with  a  Miss  Hogan,  an  awfully  charming 
person.  I'd  love  to  ask  her,  too,  but  there  wouldn't 
be  room.  I  wonder  if  mother'll  mind  my  asking 
those  three  ?  " 

"  You'd  better  find  out,"  advised  Daphne. 
"  They  won't  rub  father  the  wrong  way,  I  suppose, 
will  they  ?  He  doesn't  like  being  surprised,  remember. 
You'd  better  warn  Mr.  Denison  not  to  talk  against 
religion  or  anything." 

"  Oh,  Denison  will  be  all  right.  He  knows  it's 
a  Deanery." 

"  Will  the  others  know  it's  a  Deanery,  too  ?  " 

Eddy,  to  say  the  truth,  had  a  shade  of  doubt  as 
to  that.  They  were  both  so  innocent.  Arnold 
had  learnt  a  little  at  Cambridge  about  the  attitude 
of  the  superior  clergy,  and  what  not  to  say  to  them, 
though  he  knew  more  than  he  always  practised.  Jane 
had  been  at  Somerville  College,  Oxford,  but  this 
particular  branch  of  learning  is  not  taught  there. 
Eileen  had  never  adorned  any  institution  for  the 
higher  education.  Her  father  was  an  Irish  poet, 
and  the  editor  of  a  Nationalist  paper,  and  did  not 
like  any  of  the  many  Deans  of  his  acquaintance. 
In  Ireland,  Deans  and  Nationalists  do  not  always 
see  eye  to  eye.  Eddy  hoped  that  Eileen  had  not 
any  hereditary  distaste  for  the  profession. 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   93 

"  Father  and  mother'll  think  it  funny,  Mrs.  Le 
Moine  not  living  with  her  husband/'  said  Daphne, 
who  had  that  insight  into  her  parents'  minds  which 
comes  of  twenty  years  co-residence. 

Eddy  was  afraid  they  would. 

"  But  it's  not  funny,  really,  and  they'll  soon  see 
it's  quite  all  right.  They'll  like  her,  I  know.  Every- 
one who  knows  her  does." 

He  remembered  as  he  spoke  that  Hillier  didn't, 
and  James  Peters  didn't  much.  But  surely  the 
Dean  wouldn't  be  found  on  any  point  in  agreement 
with  Hillier,  or  even  with  the  cheery,  unthinking 
Peters,  innocent  of  the  Higher  Criticism.  Perhaps 
it  might  be  diplomatic  to  tell  the  Dean  that  these 
two  young  clergymen  didn't  much  like  Eileen  Le 
Moine. 

While  Eddy  ruminated  on  this  question,  they 
reached  the  Hall.  The  Hall  was  that  type  of  hall 
they  erected  in  the  days  of  our  earlier  Georges ;  it 
had  risen  on  the  site  of  an  Elizabethan  house 
belonging  to  the  same  family.  This  is  mentioned 
in  order  to  indicate  that  the  Bellairs'  had  long  been 
of  solid  worth  in  the  country.  In  themselves,  they 
were  pleasant,  hospitable,  clean-bred,  active  people, 
of  a  certain  charm,  which  those  susceptible  to  all 
kinds  of  charm,  like  Eddy,  felt  keenly.  Finally, 
none  of  them  were  clever,  all  of  them  were  nicely 
dressed,  and  most  of  them  were  on  the  lawn,  hitting 
at  a  captive  golf-ball,  which  was  one  of  the  many 
things  they  did  well,  though  it  is  at  best  an  un- 
satisfactory occupation,  achieving  little  in  the  way 


94  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

of  showy  results.    They  left  it  readily  to  welcome 
Eddy  and  Daphne. 

Dick  (the  Guards)  said,  "  Hullo,  old  man, 
home  for  Christmas  ?  Good  for  you.  Come 
and  shoot  on  Wednesday,  will  you  ?  Not  a 
parson  yet,  then  ?  " 

Daphne  said,  "  He's  off  that  just  now." 
Eddy  said,  "  I'm  going  on  a  paper  for  the  present." 
Claude    (Magdalen)    said,    "  A   what  ?    What    a 
funny  game !     Shall  you  have  to  go  to  weddings 
and  sit  at  the  back  and  write  about  the  bride's 
clothes  ?     What  a  rag  !  " 

Nevill  (the  House  of  Commons)  said,  "  What 
paper  ?  "  in  case  it  should  be  one  on  the  wrong 
side.  It  may  here  be  mentioned  (what  may  or  may 
not  have  been  inferred)  that  the  Bellairs'  belonged 
to  the  Conservative  party  in  the  state.  Nevill 
a  little  suspected  Eddy's  soundness  in  this  matter 
(though  he  did  not  know  that  Eddy  belonged  to 
the  Fabian  Society  as  well  as  to  the  Primrose 
League).  Also  he  knew  well  the  sad  fact  that  our 
Liberal  organs  are  largely  served  by  Conservative 
journalists,  and  our  great  Tory  press  fed  by  Radicals 
from  Balliol  College,  Oxford,  King's  College,  Cam- 
bridge, and  many  other  less  refined  homes  of  sophis- 
try. This  fact  Nevill  rightly  called  disgusting.  He 
did  not  think  these  journalists  honest  or  good  men. 
So  he  asked,  "  What  paper  ?  "  rather  suspiciously. 

Eddy  said, "  The  Daily  Post,"  which  is  a  Conserva- 
tive organ,  and  also  costs  a  penny,  a  highly  respect- 
able sum,  so  Nevill  was  relieved. 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   95 

"  Afraid  you  might  be  going  on  some  Radical 
rag/'  he  said,  quite  superfluously,  as  it  had  been 
obvious  he  had  been  afraid  of  that.  "  Some 
Unionists  do.  Awfully  unprincipled,  I  call  it. 
I  can't  see  how  they  square  it  with  themselves." 

"  I  should  think  quite  easily,"  said  Eddy ;  but 
added,  to  avert  an  argument  (he  had  tried  arguing 
with  Nevill  often,  and  failed),  "  But  my  paper's 
politics  won't  touch  me.  I'm  going  as  literary 
reviewer,  entirely." 

"  Oh,  I  see."  Nevill  lost  interest,  because  litera- 
ture isn't  interesting,  like  politics.  "  Novels  and 
poetry,  and  all  that."  Novels  and  poetry  and  all 
that  of  course  must  be  reviewed,  if  written ;  but 
neither  the  writing  of  them  nor  the  reviewing  (per- 
haps not  the  reading  either,  only  that  takes  less 
time)  seems  quite  a  man's  work. 

Molly  (the  girl)  said,  "  /  think  it's  an  awfully 
interesting  plan,  Eddy,"  though  she  was  a  little 
sorry  Eddy  wasn't  going  into  the  Church.  (The 
Bellairs  were  allowed  to  call  it  that,  though  Daphne 
wasn't.) 

Molly  could  be  relied  on  always  to  be  sympathetic 
and  nice.  She  was  a  sunny,  round-faced  person 
©f  twenty,  with  clear,  amber-brown  eyes  and  curly 
brown  hair,  and  a  merry  infectious  laugh.  People 
thought  her  a  dear  little  girl ;  she  was  so 
sweet-tempered,  and  unselfish,  and  charmingly 
polite,  and  at  the  same  time  full  of  hilarious  high 
spirits,  and  happy,  tomboyish  energies.  Though 
less  magnetic,  she  was  really  much  nicer  than 


96  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

Daphne.    The  two  were  very  fond  of  one  anot] 
Everyone,  including  her  brothers  and  Eddy  Oliver, 
was  fond  of  Molly.     Eddy  and  she  had  become,  in 
the   last   two  years,   since   Molly   grew  up,   close 
friends. 

"  Well,  look  here,"  said  Daphne,  "  we've  come  for 
the  puppy/'  and  so  they  all  went  to  the  yard,  where 
the  puppy  lived. 

The  puppy  was  plump  and  playful  and  amber- 
eyed,  and  rather  like  Molly,  as  Eddy  remarked. 

"  The  Diddums  !  I  wish  I  was  like  him/'  Molly 
returned,  hugging  him,  while  his  brother  and  sister 
tumbled  about  her  ankles.  "He's  rather  fatter 
than  Wasums,  Daffy,  but  not  quite  so  tubby  as 
Babs.  I  thought  you  should  have  the  middle 
one." 

"  He's  an  utter  joy,"  said  Daphne,  taking  him. 

"  Perhaps  I'd  better  walk  down  the  lane  with 
you  when  you  go,"  said  Molly,  "so  as  to  break  the 
parting  for  him.  But  come  in  to  tea  now,  won't 
you." 

"Shall  we,  Eddy?"  said  Daphne.  "  D'you 
think  we  should  ?  There'll  be  canons'  wives  at 
home." 

"That  settles  it,"  said  Eddy.  "There  won't 
be  us.  Much  as  I  like  canons'  wives,  it's  rather 
much  on  one's  very  first  day.  I  have  to  get  used 
to  these  things  gradually,  or  I  get  upset.  Come 
on,  Molly,  there's  time  for  one  go  at  bumble-puppy 
before  tea." 

They   went    off   together,    and   Daphne   stayed 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   97 

about  the  stables  and  yard  with  the  boys  and  the 
dogs. 

The  Bellairs'  had  that  immensely  preferable 
sort  of  tea  which  takes  place  round  a  table,  and  has 
jam  and  knives.  They  didn't  have  this  at  the 
Deanery,  because  people  do  drop  in  so  at  Deaneries, 
and  there  mightn't  be  enough  places  laid,  besides, 
drawing-room  tea  is  politer  to  canons  and  their 
wives.  So  that  alone  would  have  been  a  reason 
why  Daphne  and  Eddy  liked  tea  with  the  Bellairs'. 
Also,  the  Bellairs'  en  famille  were  a  delightful  and 
jolly  party.  Colonel  Bellairs  was  hospitable,  genial, 
and  entertaining ;  Mrs.  Bellairs  was  most  wonder- 
fully kind,  and  rather  like  Molly  on  a  sobered, 
motherly,  and  considerably  filled-out  scale.  They 
were  less  enlightened  than  at  the  Deanery,  but 
quite  prepared  to  admit  that  the  Prayer  Book 
ought  to  be  revised,  if  the  Dean  thought  so,  though 
for  them,  personally,  it  was  good  enough  as  it  stood. 
There  were  few  people  so  kind-hearted,  so  genuinely 
courteous  and  well-bred. 

Colonel  Bellairs,  though  a  little  sorry  for  the 
Dean  because  Eddy  didn't  seem  to  be  settling 
down  steadily  into  a  sensible  profession — (in  his 
own  case  the  "  What  to  do  with  our  boys  "  problem 
had  always  been  very  simple) — was  fond  of  his 
friend's  son,  and  very  kind  to  him,  and  thought 
him  a  nice,  attractive  lad,  even  if  he  hadn't  yet 
found  himself.  He  and  his  wife  both  hoped  that 
Eddy  would  make  this  discovery  before  long,  for 
a  reason  they  had. 

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98  THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

After  tea  Claude  and  Molly  started  back  wil 
the  Olivers,  to  break  the  parting  for  Diddums. 
Eddy  wanted  to  tell  Molly  about  his  prospects, 
and  for  her  to  tell  him  how  interesting  they  were 
(Molly  was  always  so  delightfully  interested  in 
anything  one  told  her),  so  he  and  she  walked  on 
ahead  down  the  lane,  in  the  pale  light  of  the  Christ- 
mas moon,  that  rose  soon  after  tea.  (It  was  a  year 
when  this  occurred). 

"  I  expect,"  he  said,  "  you  think  it's  fairly  feeble 
to  have  begun  a  thing  and  be  dropping  it  so  soon. 
But  I  suppose  one  has  to  try  round  a  little,  to  find 
out  what  one's  job  really  is." 

"  Why,  of  course.  It  would  be  absurd  to  stick 
on  if  it  isn't  really  what  you  like  to  do." 

"  I  did  like  it,  too.  Only  I  found  I  didn't  want 
to  give  it  quite  all  my  time  and  interest.  I  can't 
be  that  sort  of  thorough,  one-job  man.  The  men 
there  are.  Traherne,  now — I  wish  you  knew  him  ; 
he's  splendid.  He  simply  throws  himself  into  it 
body  and  soul,  and  says  no  to  everything  else.  I 
can't.  I  don't  think  I  even  want  to.  Life's  too 
rnany-sided  for  that,  it  seems  to  me,  and  one  wants 
to  have  it  all — or  lots  of  it,  anyhow.  The  conse- 
quence was  that  I  was  chucked  out.  Finch  told 
me  I  was  to  cut  off  those  other  things,  or  get  out. 
So  I  got  out.  I  quite  see  his  point  of  view,  and 
that  he  was  right  in  a  way ;  but  I  couldn't  do  it. 
He  wanted  me  to  see  less  of  my  friends,  for  one 
thing  ;  thought  they  got  in  the  way  of  work,  which 
perhaps  they  may  have  sometimes ;  also  he  didn't 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   99 

much  approve  of  all  of  them.  That's  so  funny. 
Why  shouldn't  one  be  friends  with  anyone  one  can, 
even  if  their  point  of  view  isn't  altogether  one's 
own  ?  " 

"  Of  course."  Molly  considered  it  for  a  moment, 
and  added,  "  I  believe  I  could  be  friends  with  any- 
one, except  a  heathen." 

"  A  what  ?  " 

"  A  heathen.    An  unbeliever,  you  know." 

"  Oh,  I  see.  I  thought  you  meant  a  black. 
Well,  it  partly  depends  on  what  they  don't  believe, 
of  course.  I  think,  personally,  one  should  try  to 
believe  as  many  things  as  one  can,  it's  more  interest- 
ing ;  but  I  don't  feel  any  barrier  between  me  and 
those  who  believe  much  less.  Nor  would  you,  if 
you  got  to  know  them  and  like  them.  One  doesn't 
like  people  for  what  they  believe,  or  dislike  them 
for  what  they  don't  believe.  It  simply  doesn't 
come  in  at  all." 

All  the  same,  Molly  did  not  think  she  could  be 
real  friends  with  a  heathen.  The  fact  that  Eddy 
did,  very  slightly  worried  her ;  she  preferred  to 
agree  with  Eddy.  But  she  was  always  staunch  to 
her  own  principles,  and  didn't  attempt  to  do  so 
in  this  matter. 

"  I  want  you  to  meet  some  friends  of  mine  who 
I  hope  are  coming  to  stay  after  Christmas,"  went 
on  Eddy,  who  knew  he  could  rely  on  a  much  more 
sympathetic  welcome  for  his  friends  from  Molly 
than  from  Daphne.  "I'm  sure  you'll  like  them 
immensely.  One's  Arnold  Denison,  whom  I  expect 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

you've  heard  of."  (Molly  had,  from  Daphne.) 
"  The  others  are  girls — Jane  Dawn  and  Eileen  Le 
Moine."  He  talked  a  little  about  Jane  Dawn  and 
Eileen  Le  Moine,  as  he  had  talked  to  Daphne,  but 
more  fully,  because  Molly  was  a  more  gratifying 
listener. 

"  They  sound  awfully  nice.  So  original  and 
clever,"  was  her  comment.  "  It  must  be  perfectly 
ripping  to  be  able  to  do  anything  really  well.  I 
wish  I  could." 

"  So  do  I,"  said  Eddy.  "  I  love  the  people  who 

can.  They're  so well,  alive,  somehow.  Even 

more  than  most  people,  I  mean ;  if  possible,"  he 
added,  conscious  of  Molly's  intense  aliveness,  and 
Daphne's,  and  his  own,  and  Diddums'.  But  the 
geniuses,  he  knew,  had  a  sort  of  white-hot  flame  of 
living  beyond  even  that.  .  .  . 

"  We'd  better  wait  here  for  the  others,"  said 
Molly,  stopping  at  the  field  gate,  "  and  111  hand 
over  Diddums  to  Daffy.  He'll  feel  it's  all  right  if 
I  put  him  in  her  arms  and  tell  him  to  stay  there." 

They  waited,  sitting  on  the  stile.  The  silver 
light  flooded  the  brown  fields,  turning  them  grey 
and  pale.  It  silvered  Diddums'  absurd  brown 
body  as  he  snuggled  in  Molly's  arms,  and  Molly's 
curly,  escaping  waves  of  hair  and  small  sweet  face, 
a  little  paled  by  its  radiance.  To  Eddy  the  grey 
fields  and  woods  and  Molly  and  Diddums  beneath 
the  moon  made  a  delightful  home-like  picture,  of 
which  he  himself  was  very  much  part.  Eddy  cer- 
tainly had  a  convenient  knack  of  fitting  into  any 


THE  DEANERY  AND  THE  HALL   101 

picture  without  a  jar,  whether  it  was  a  Sunday 
School  class  at  St.  Gregory's,  a  Sunday  Games  Club 
in  Chelsea,  a  canons'  tea  at  the  Deanery,  the  stables 
and  kennels  at  the  Hall,  or  a  walk  with  a  puppy 
over  country  fields.  He  belonged  to  all  of  them, 
and  they  to  him,  so  that  no  one  ever  said  "  What 
is  he  doing  in  that  galore  ?  "  as  is  said  from  time 
to  time  of  most  of  us. 

Eddy,  as  they  waited  for  Claude  and  Daphne  at 
the  gate,  was  wondering  a  little  whether  his  new 
friends  would  fit  easily  into  this  picture.  He  hoped 
so,  very  much. 

The  others  came  up,  bickering  as  usual.  Molly 
put  Diddums  into  Daphne's  arms  and  told  him  to 
stay  there,  and  they  parted. 


CHAPTER  VII. 


VISITORS   AT  THE   DEANERY. 


EDDY,  while  they  played  coon-can  that  evening 
(a  horrid  game  prevalent  at  this  time)  approached 
his  parents  on  the  subject  of  the  visitors  he  wanted. 
He  mentioned  to  them  the  facts  already  retailed  to 
Daphne  and  Molly  concerning  their  accomplish- 
ments and  virtues  (omitting  those  concerning  their 
domestic  arrangements).  And  these  eulogies  are 
a  mistake  when  one  is  asking  friends  to  stay.  One 
should  not  utter  them.  To  do  so  starts  a  prejudice 
hard  to  eradicate  in  the  minds  of  parents  and 
brothers  and  sisters,  and  the  visit  may  prove  a 
failure.  Eddy  was  intelligent  and  should  have 
known  this,  but  he  was  in  an  unthinking  mood 
this  Christmas,  and  did  it. 

His  mother  kindly  said,  "  Very  well,  dear.  Which 
day  do  you  want  them  to  come  ?  " 

"I'd  rather  like  them  to  be  here  for  New  Year's 
day,  if  you  don't  mind.  They  might  come  on  the 
thirty-first." 

Eddy  put  down  three  twos  in  the  first  round,  for 
the  excellent  reason  that  he  had  collected  them. 


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VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        103 

Daphne,  disgusted,  said,  "  Look  at  Teddy  saving 
six  points  off  his  damage  !  I  suppose  that's  the  way 
they  play  in  your  slum." 

Mrs.  Oliver  said,  "  Very  well.  Remember  the 
Bellairs'  are  coming  to  dinner  on  New  Year's  Day. 
It  will  make  rather  a  large  party,  but  we  can 
manage  all  right." 

'  Your  turn,  mother,"  said  Daphne,  who  did  not 
like  dawdling. 

The  Dean,  who  had  been  looking  thoughtful,  said, 
"  Le  Moine,  did  you  say  one  of  your  friends  was 
called  ?  No  relation,  I  suppose,  to  that  writer 
Le  Moine,  whose  play  was  censored  not  long 
ago  ?  " 

r'  Yes,  that's  her  husband.  But  he's  a  delightful 
person.  And  it  was  a  delightful  play,  too.  Not  a 
bit  dull  or  vulgar  or  pompous,  like  some  censored 
plays.  He  only  put  in  the  parts  they  didn't  like 
just  for  fun,  to  see  whether  it  would  be  censored  or 
not,  and  partly  because  someone  had  betted  him 
he  couldn't  get  censored  if  he  tried." 

The  Dean  looked  as  if  he  thought  that  silly.  But 
he  did  not  mean  to  talk  about  censored  plays, 
because  of  Daphne,  who  was  young.  So  he  only 
said,  "  Playing  with  fire,"  and  changed  the  subject. 
"  Is  it  raining  outside,  Daffy  ?  "  he  inquired  with 
humorous  intention,  as  his  turn  came  round  to  play. 
As  no  one  asked  him  why  he  wanted  to  know,  he 
told  them.  "  Because,  if  you  don't  mind,  I'm 
thinking  of  going  out,"  and  he  laid  his  hand  on 
the  table. 


104          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  Oh,  I  say,  father  !  Two  jokers  !  No  wonder 
you're  out."  (This  jargon  of  an  old-time  but  once 
popular  game  perhaps  demands  apology ;  anyhow 
no  one  need  try  to  understand  it.  Tout  passe,  tout 
lasse  .  .  .  Even  the  Tango  Tea  will  all  too  soon 
be  out  of  mode). 

The  Dean  rose  from  the  table.  "  Now  I  must 
stop  this  frivolling.  I've  any  amount  of  work  to 
get  through." 

"  Don't  go  on  too  long,  Everard."  Mrs.  Oliver 
was  afraid  his  head  would  ache. 

"  Needs  must,  I'm  afraid,  when  a  certain  person 
drives.  The  certain  person  in  this  case  being 
represented  by  poor  old  Taggert." 

Poor  old  Taggert  was  connected  with  another 
Church  paper,  higher  than  the  Guardian,  and  he 
had  been  writing  in  this  paper  long  challenges  to 
the  Dean  "  to  satisfactorily  explain  "  what  he  had 
meant  by  certain  expressions  used  by  him  in  his 
last  letter  on  Revision.  The  Dean  could  satisfac- 
torily explain  anything,  and  found  it  an  agreeable 
exercise,  but  one  that  took  time  and  energy. 

"  Frightful  waste  of  time,  7  call  it,"  said  Daphne, 
when  the  door  was  shut.  "  Because  they  never  will 
agree,  and  they  don't  seem  to  get  any  further  by 
talking.  Why  don't  they  toss  up  or  something,  to 
see  who's  right  ?  Or  draw  lots.  Long  one,  revise 
it  all,  middle  one,  revise  it  as  father  and  his  lot 
want,  short  one,  let  it  alone,  like  the  Church  Times 
and  Canon  Jackson  want." 

"  Don't  be  silly,  dear,"  said  her  mother,  absently. 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        105 

"  Some  day,"  added  Eddy,  "  you  may  be  old 
enough  to  understand  these  difficult  things,  dear. 
Till  then,  try  and  be  seen  and  not  heard." 

"  Anyhow,"  said  Daphne,  "I  go  out.  ...  I 
believe  this  is  rather  a  footling  game,  really.  It 
doesn't  amuse  one  more  than  a  week.  I'd  rather 
play  bridge,  or  hide  and  seek." 

Christmas  passed,  as  Christmas  will  pass,  only 
give  it  time.  They  kept  it  at  the  deanery  much 
as  they  keep  it  at  other  deaneries,  and,  indeed,  in 
very  many  homes  not  deaneries.  They  did  up 
parcels  and  ran  short  of  brown  paper,  and  bought 
more  string  and  many  more  stamps,  and  sent  off 
cards  and  cards,  and  received  cards  and  cards  and 
cards,  and  hurried  to  send  off  more  cards  to  make 
up  the  difference  (but  some  only  arrived  on  Christ- 
mas Day,  a  mean  trick,  and  had  to  wait  to  be 
returned  till  the  new  year) ,  and  took  round  parcels, 
and  at  last  rested,  and  Christmas  Day  dawned.  It 
was  a  bright  frosty  day,  with  ice,  etcetera,  and  the 
Olivers  went  skating  in  the  afternoon  with  the 
Bellairs,  round  and  round  oranges.  Eddy  taught 
Molly  a  new  trick,  or  step,  or  whatever  those  who 
skate  call  what  they  learn,  and  Daphne  and  the 
Bellairs  boys  flew  about  hand-in-hand,  graceful 
and  charming  to  watch.  In  the  night  it  snowed, 
and  next  day  they  all  tobogganed. 

"  I  haven't  seen  Molly  looking  so  well  for  weeks," 
said  Molly's  mother  to  her  father,  though  indeed 
Molly  usually  looked  well. 

"  Healthy  weather,"  said  Colonel  Bellairs,  "  and 


106          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

healthy  exercise.  I  like  to  see  all  those  children 
playing  together." 

His  wife  liked  it  too,  and  beamed  on  them  all 
at  tea,  which  the  Olivers  often  came  in  to  after 
the  healthy  exercise. 

Meanwhile  Arnold  Denison  and  Jane  Dawn  and 
Eileen  Le  Moine  all  wrote  to  say  they  would  come 
on  the  thirty-first,  which  they  proceeded  to  do. 
They  came  by  three  different  trains,  and  Eddy  spent 
the  afternoon  meeting  them,  instead  of  skating  with 
the  Bellairs.  First  Arnold  came,  from  Cambridge, 
and  twenty  minutes  later  Jane,  from  Oxford,  with- 
out her  bag,  which  she  had  mislaid  at  Rugby. 
Meanwhile  Eddy  got  a  long  telegram  from  Eileen 
to  the  effect  that  she  had  missed  her  train  and  was 
coming  by  the  next.  He  took  Jane  and  Arnold 
home  to  tea. 

Daphne  was  still  skating.  The  Dean  and  his 
wife  were  always  charming  to  guests.  The  Dean 
talked  Cambridge  to  Arnold.  He  had  been  up 
with  Professor  Denison,  and  many  other  people,  and 
had  always  kept  in  touch  with  Cambridge,  as  he 
remarked.  Sometimes,  while  a  canon  of  Ely,  he 
had  preached  the  University  Sermon.  He  did  not 
wholly  approve  of  the  social  and  theological,  or 
non-theological,  outlook  of  Professor  Denison  and 
his  family ;  but  still,  the  Denisons  were  able  and 
interesting  and  respect-worthy  people,  if  cranky. 
Arnold  the  Dean  suspected  of  being  very  cranky 
indeed ;  not  the  friend  he  would  have  chosen  for 
Eddy  in  the  improbable  hypothesis  of  his  having  had 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        107 

the  selection  of  Eddy's  friends.  Certainly  not  the 
person  he  would  have  chosen  for  Eddy  to  share 
rooms  with,  as  was  now  their  plan.  But  nothing 
of  this  appeared  in  his  courteous,  if  not  very  effu- 
sive, manner  to  his  guest. 

To  Jane  he  talked  about  her  father,  a  distinguished 
Oxford  scholar,  and  meanwhile  eyed  her  a  little 
curiously,  wondering  why  she  looked  somehow 
different  from  the  girls  he  was  used  to.  His  wife 
could  have  told  him  it  was  because  she  had  on  a 
grey-blue  dress,  rather  beautifully  embroidered  on 
the  yoke  and  cuffs,  instead  of  a  shirt  and  coat  and 
skirt.  She  was  not  surprised,  being  one  of  those 
people  whose  rather  limited  experience  has  taught 
them  that  artists  are  often  like  that.  She  talked  to 
Jane  about  Welchester,  and  the  Cathedral,  and  its 
windows,  some  of  which  were  good.  Jane,  with 
her  small  sweet  voice  and  pretty  manners  and 
charming,  friendly  smile,  was  bound  to  make  a 
pleasant  impression  on  anybody  not  too  greatly 
prejudiced  by  the  grey-blue  dress.  And  Mrs.  Oliver 
was  artistic  enough  to  see  that  the  dress  suited  her, 
though  she  herself  preferred  that  girls  should  not 
make  themselves  look  like  early  Italian  pictures  of 
St.  Ursula.  It  might  be  all  right  in  Oxford  or 
Cambridge  (one  understands  that  this  style  is  still, 
though  with  decreasing  frequency,  occasionally  to 
be  met  with  in  our  older  Universities),  or  no 
doubt,  at  Letchworth  and  the  Hampstead  Garden 
City,  and  possibly  beyond  Blackfriars  Bridge  (Mrs. 
Oliver  was  vague  as  to  this,  not  knowing  that 


io8          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

part  of  London  well) ;  but  in  Welchester,  a  midland 
cathedral  country  town,  it  was  unsuitable,  and  not 
done.  Mrs.  Oliver  wondered  whether  Eddy  didn't 
mind,  but  he  didn't  seem  to.  Eddy  had  never 
minded  the  things  most  boys  mind  in  those  ways  ; 
he  had  never,  when  at  school,  betrayed  the  least 
anxiety  concerning  his  parents'  clothes  or  manners 
when  they  had  visited  him  ;  probably  he  thought 
all  clothes  and  all  manners,  like  all  ideas,  were 
very  nice,  in  their  different  ways. 

But  when  Daphne  came  in,  tweed-skirted,  and 
clad  in  a  blue  golfer  and  cap,  and  prettily  flushed 
by  the  keen  air  to  the  colour  of  a  pink  shell,  her 
quick  eyes  took  in  every  detail  of  Jane's  attire 
before  she  was  introduced,  and  her  mother  guessed 
a  suppressed  twinkle  in  her  smile.  Mrs.  Oliver 
hoped  Daphne  was  going  to  be  polite  to  these 
visitors.  She  was  afraid  Daphne  was  in  a  rather 
perverse  mood  towards  Eddy's  friends.  Denison, 
of  course,  she  frankly  disliked,  and  did  not  make 
much  secret  of  it.  He  was  conceited,  plain,  his 
hair  untidy,  his  collar  low,  and  his  manners  super- 
cilious. Denison  was  well  equipped  for  taking 
care  of  himself  ;  those  who  came  to  blows  with  him 
rarely  came  off  best.  He  behaved  very  well  at  tea, 
knowing,  as  Eddy  had  said,  that  it  was  a  Deanery. 
But  he  was  annoying  once.  Someone  had  given 
Mrs.  Oliver  at  Christmas  a  certain  book,  containing 
many  beautiful  and  tranquil  thoughts  about  this 
world,  its  inhabitants,  its  origin,  and  its  goal,  by  a 
writer  who  had  produced,  and  would,  no  doubt, 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        109 

continue  to  produce,  very  many  such  books.  Many 
people  read  this  writer  constantly,  and  got  help 
therefrom,  and  often  wrote  and  told  him  so  ;  others 
did  not  read  him  at  all,  not  finding  life  long  enough  ; 
others,  again,  read  him  sometimes  in  an  idle  moment, 
to  get  a  little  diversion.  Of  these  last  was  Arnold 
Denison.  When  he  put  his  tea-cup  down  on  the 
table  at  his  side,  his  eye  chanced  on  the  beautiful 
book  lying  thereon,  and  he  laughed  a  little. 

"  Which  one  is  that  ?  Oh,  Garden  Paths. 
That's  the  last  but  two,  isn't  it."  He  picked 
it  up  and  turned  the  leaves,  and  chuckled  at 
a  certain  passage,  which  he  proceeded  to  read 
aloud.  It  had,  unfortunately,  or  was  intended 
to  have,  a  philosophical  and  more  or  less  religious 
bearing  (the  writer  was  a  vague  but  zealous  seeker 
after  truth)  ;  also,  more  unfortunately  still,  the 
Dean  and  his  wife  knew  the  author ;  in  fact,  he  had 
stayed  with  them  often.  Eddy  would  have  warned 
Arnold  of  that  had  he  had  time,  but  it  was  too  late. 
He  could  only  now  say,  "  I  call  that  very  inter- 
esting, and  jolly  well  put." 

The  Dean  said,  genially,  but  with  acerbity,  "  Ah, 
you  mustn't  make  game  of  Phil  Underwood  here, 
you  know ;  he's  a  persona  grata  with  us.  A  dear  fellow. 
And  not  in  the  least  spoilt  by  all  his  tremendous 
success.  As  candid  and  unaffected  as  he  was  when 
we  were  at  Cambridge  together,  five  and  thirty 
years  ago.  And  look  at  all  he's  done  since  then. 
He's  walked  straight  into  the  heart  of  the  reading 
public — the  more  thoughtful  and  discriminating 


no          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

part  of  it,  that  is,  for  of  course  he's  not  any  man's 
fare — not  showy  enough ;  he's  not  one  of  your 
smart  paradox-and-epigram-mongers.  He  leads  one 
by  very  quiet  and  delightful  paths,  right  out  of  the 
noisy  world.  A  great  rest  and  refreshment  for 
busy  men  and  women ;  we  want  more  like  him  in 
this  hurrying  age,  when  most  people's  chief  object 
seems  to  be  to  see  how  much  they  can  get  done  in 
how  short  a  time." 

"  He's  fairly  good  at  that,  you  know,"  suggested 
Arnold,  innocently  turning  to  the  title-page  of  the 
last  but  two,  to  find  its  date. 

Mrs.  Oliver  said,  gently,  but  a  little  distantly, 
"  I  always  feel  it  rather  a  pity  to  make  fun  of  a 
writer  who  has  helped  so  many  people  so  very 
greatly  as  Philip  Underwood  has,"  which  was 
damping  and  final,  and  the  sort  of  unfair  thing, 
Arnold  felt,  that  shouldn't  be  said  in  conversation. 
That  is  the  worst  of  people  who  aren't  clever ; 
they  suddenly  turn  on  you  and  score  heavily,  and 
you  can't  get  even.  So  he  said,  bored,  "  Shall  I 
come  down  with  you  to  meet  Eileen,  Eddy  ?  "  and 
Daphne  thought  he  had  rotten  manners  and  had 
cheeked  her  parents.  He  and  Eddy  went  out  to- 
gether, to  meet  Eileen. 

It  was  characteristic  of  Jane  that  she  had  given 
no  contribution  to  this  conversation,  never  having 
read  any  Philip  Underwood,  and  only  very  vaguely 
and  remotely  having  heard  of  him.  Jane  was 
marvellously  good  at  concerning  herself  only  with 
the  first-rate ;  hence  she  never  sneered  at  the 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        in 

second  or  third-rate,  for  it  had  no  existence  for 
her.  She  was  not  one  of  those  artists  who  mock 
at  the  Royal  Academy  ;  she  never  saw  most  of  the 
pictures  there  exhibited,  but  only  the  few  she 
wished  to  see,  and  went  on  purpose  to  see.  Neither 
did  she  jeer  at  even  our  most  popular  writers  of 
fiction,  nor  at  Philip  Underwood.  Jane  was  very 
cloistered,  very  chaste.  Whatsoever  things  were 
lovely,  she  thought  on  these  things,  and  on 
no  others.  At  the  present  moment  she  was 
thinking  of  the  Deanery  hall,  how  beautifully  it 
was  shaped,  and  how  good  was  the  curve  of  the  oak 
stairs  up  from  it,  and  how  pleasing  and  worth 
drawing  Daphne's  long,  irregular,  delicately-tinted 
face,  with  the  humorous,  one-sided,  half-reluctant 
smile,  and  the  golden  waves  of  hair  beneath  the  blue 
cap.  She  wondered  if  Daphne  would  let  her  make 
a  sketch.  She  would  draw  her  as  some  little  vaga- 
bond, amused,  sullen,  elfish,  half-tamed,  wholly 
spoilt,  preferably  in  rags,  and  bare-limbed — Jane's 
fingers  itched  to  be  at  work  on  her. 

Rather  a  silent  girl,  Mrs.  Oliver  decided,  and 
said,  "  You  must  go  over  the  Cathedral  to-morrow." 

Jane  agreed  that  she  must,  and  Daphne  hoped 
that  Eddy  would  do  that  business.  For  her,  she 
was  sick  of  showing  people  the  Cathedral,  and 
conducting  them  to  the  Early  English  door  and  the 
Norman  arches,  and  the  something  else  Lady-chapel, 
and  all  the  rest  of  the  tiresome  things  the  guide- 
book superfluously  put  it  into  people's  heads  to 
inquire  after.  One  took  aunts  round.  .  .  .  But 


H2          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

whenever  Daphne  could,  she  left  it  to  the  Dean,  who 
enjoyed  it,  and  had,  of  course,  very  much  more  to 
say  about  it,  knowing  not  only  every  detail  of  its 
architecture  and  history,  but  every  detail  of  its 
needed  repairs  and  pinnings-up,  and  general  im- 
provements, and  how  long  they  would  take  to  do, 
and  how  little  money  was  at  present  forthcoming  to 
do  them  with.  The  Dean  was  as  keen  on  his 
Cathedral  as  on  revision.  Mrs.  Oliver  had  the 
knowledge  of  it  customary  with  people  of  culture 
who  live  near  cathedrals,  and  Eddy  that  and  some- 
thing more,  added  by  a  great  affection.  The 
Cathedral  for  him  had  a  glamour  and  glory. 

The  Dean  began  to  tell  Jane  about  it. 

"  You  are  an  artist,  Eddy  tells  us,"  he  said, 
presently  ;  "  well,  I  think  certain  bits  of  our  Cathe- 
dral must  be  an  inspiration  to  any  artist.  Do  you 
know  Wilson  Gavin's  studies  of  details  of  Ely  ? 
Very  exquisite  and  delicate  work." 

Jane  thought  so  too. 

"  Poor  Gavin,"  the  Dean  added,  more  gravely ; 
"  we  used  to  see  something  of  him  when  he  came 
down  to  Ely,  five  or  six  years  ago.  It's  an  extra- 
ordinary thing  that  he  could  do  work  like  that, 
so  marvellously  pure  and  delicate,  and  full,  ap- 
parently, of  such  reverent  love  of  beauty — and  at 
the  same  time  lead  the  life  he  has  led  since,  and  I 
suppose  is  leading  now." 

Jane  looked  puzzled. 

The  Dean  said,  "  Ah,  of  course,  you  don't  know 
him.  But  one  hears  sad  stories.  , 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        113 

"  I  know  Mr.  Gavin  a  little,"  said  Jane.  "  I 
always  like  him  very  much." 

The  Dean  thought  her  either  not  nearly  parti- 
cular enough,  or  too  ignorant  to  be  credible.  She 
obviously  either  had  never  heard,  had  quite  for- 
gotten, or  didn't  mind,  the  sad  stories.  He  hoped 
for  the  best,  and  dropped  the  subject.  He  couldn't 
well  say  straight  out,  before  Miss  Dawn  and  Daphne, 
that  he  had  heard  that  Mr.  Gavin  had  eloped  with 
someone  else's  wife. 

It  was  perhaps  for  the  best  that  Eddy  and  Arnold 
and  Eileen  arrived  at  this  moment. 

At  a  glance  the  Olivers  saw  that  Mrs.  Le 
Moine  was  different  from  Miss  Dawn.  She  was 
charmingly  dressed.  She  had  a  blue  travelling- 
coat,  grey  furs,  deep  blue  eyes  under  black  brows, 
and  an  engaging  smile.  Certainly  "  rather  beauti- 
ful," as  Eddy  had  said  to  Daphne,  and  of  a  charm 
that  they  all  felt,  but  especially  the  Dean. 

Mrs.  Oliver,  catching  Eddy's  eye  as  he  introduced 
her,  saw  that  he  was  proud  of  this  one  among  his 
visitors.  She  knew  the  look,  radiant,  half  shy,  the 
look  of  a  nice  child  introducing  an  admired  school 
friend  to  his  people,  sure  they  will  get  on,  thinking 
how  jolly  for  both  of  them  to  know  each  other. 
The  less  nice  child  has  a  different  look,  mistrustful, 
nervous,  anxious,  lest  his  people  should  disgrace 
themselves.  .  .  . 

Mrs.  Oliver  gave  Mrs.  Le  Moine  tea.  They  all 
talked.  Eileen  had  brought  in  with  her  a  periodical 
she  had  been  reading  in  the  train,  which  had  in  it 

H 


H4          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

a  poem  by  Billy  Raymond.  Arnold  picked  it  up 
and  read  it,  and  said  he  was  sorry  about  it.  Eddy 
then  read  it  and  said,  "  I  rather  like  it.  Don't  you, 
Eileen  ?  It's  very  much  Billy  in  a  certain  mood, 
of  course." 

Arnold  said  it  was  Billy  reacting  with  such  violence 
against  Masefield — a  very  sensible  procedure  within 
limits — that  he  had  all  but  landed  himself  in  the 
impressionist  preciosity  of  the  early  Edwardians. 

Eileen  said,  "It's  Billy  when  he's  been  lunching 
with  Cecil.  He's  often  taken  like  that  then." 

The  Dean  said,  "  And  who's  Cecil  ?  " 

Eileen  said,  "  My  husband,"  and  the  Dean  and 
Mrs.  Oliver  weren't  sure  if,  given  one  was  living 
apart  from  one's  husband,  it  was  quite  nice  to 
mention  him  casually  at  tea  like  that ;  more 
particularly  when  he  had  just  written  a  censored 
play. 

The  Dean,  in  order  not  to  pursue  the  subject  of 
Mr.  Le  Moine,  held  out  his  hand  for  the  Blue  Review, 
and  perused  Billy's  production,  which  was  called 
"  The  Mussel  Picker." 

He  laid  it  down  presently  and  said,  "  I  can't  say 
I  gather  any  very  coherent  thought  from  it." 

Arnold  said,  "  Quite.  Billy  hadn't  any  just  then. 
That  is  wholly  obvious.  Billy  sometimes  has,  but 
occasionally  hasn't,  you  know.  Billy  is  at  times, 
though  by  no  means  always,  a  shallow  young  man." 

"  Shallow  young  men  produce  a  good  deal  of  our 
modern  poetry,  it  seems  to  me  from  my  slight 
acquaintance  with  it,"  said  the  Dean.  "  One  misses 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        115 

the  thought  in  it  that  made  the  Victorian  giants 
so  fine." 

As  a  good  many  of  the  shallow  young  producers 
of  our  modern  poetry  were  more  or  less  intimately 
known  to  his  three  guests,  Arnold  suspected  the 
Dean  of  trying  to  get  back  on  him  for  his  aspersions 
on  Philip  Underwood.  He  with  difficulty  restrained 
himself  from  saying,  gently  but  aloofly,  a  la  Mrs. 
Oliver,  "  I  always  think  it  rather  a  pity  to  criticize 
writers  who  have  helped  so  many  people  so  very 
greatly  as  our  Georgian  poets  have,"  and  said 
instead,  "  But  the  point  about  this  thing  of  Billy's 
is  that  it's  not  modern  in  the  least.  It  breathes  of 
fifteen  years  back — the  time  when  people  painted 
in  words,  and  were  all  for  atmosphere.  Surely 
whatever  you  say  about  the  best  modern  people, 
you  can't  deny  they're  full  of  thought — so  full  that 
sometimes  they  forget  the  sound  and  everything 
else.  Of  course  you  mayn't  like  the  thought,  that's 
quite  another  thing ;  but  you  can't  miss  it ;  it 
fairly  jumps  out  at  you.  .  .  .  Did  you  read  John 
Henderson's  thing  in  this  month's  English  Review  ?  " 

This  was  one  of  the  periodicals  not  taken  in  at 
the  Deanery,  so  the  Dean  hadn't  read  it.  Nor  did 
he  want  to  enter  into  an  argument  on  modern  poetry, 
with  which  he  was  less  familiar  than  with  the 
Victorian  giants. 

Arnold,  talking  too  much,  as  he  often  did  when 
not  talking  too  little,  said  across  the  room  to  Daphne, 
"  What  do  you  think  of  John  Henderson,  Miss 
Oliver  ?  " 


n6          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

It  amused  him  to  provoke  her,  because  she  was 
a  match  for  him  in  rudeness,  and  drew  him  too  by 
her  attractive  face  and  abrupt  speech.  She  wasn't 
dull,  though  she  might  care  nothing  for  John 
Henderson  or  any  other  poet,  and  looked  on  and 
yawned  when  she  was  bored. 

"  Never  thought  about  him  at  all/'  she  said  now. 
"  Who  is  he  ?  "  though  she  knew  quite  well. 

Arnold  proceeded  to  tell  her,  with  elaboration 
and  diffuseness. 

"  I  can  lend  you  his  works,  if  you'd  like,"  he 
added. 

She  said,  "  No,  thanks,"  and  Mrs.  Oliver  said, 
"I'm  afraid  we  don't  find  very  much  time  for 
casual  reading  here,  Mr.  Denison,"  meaning  that 
she  didn't  think  John  Henderson  proper  for  Daphne, 
because  he  was  sometimes  coarse,  and  she  suspected 
him  of  being  free-thinking,  though  as  a  matter  of 
fact  he  was  ardently  and  even  passionately  religious, 
in  a  way  hardly  fit  for  deaneries. 

"  /  don't  read  John's  things,  you  know,  Arnold," 
put  in  Jane.  "  I  don't  like  them  much.  He  said 
I'd  better  not  try,  as  he  didn't  suppose  I  should  ever 
get  to  like  them  better." 

"  That's  John  all  over,"  said  Eileen.  "  He's  so 
nice  and  untouchy.  Fancy  Cecil  saying  that — 
except  in  bitter  sarcasm.  John's  a  dear,  so  he  is. 
Though  he  read  worse  last  Tuesday  at  the  Bookshop 
than  I've  ever  heard  anyone.  You'd  think  he  had 
a  plum  in  his  mouth." 

Obviously    these     young    people    were    much 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        117 

interested  in  poets  and  poetry.  So  Mrs.  Oliver  said, 
"  On  the  last  night  of  the  year,  the  Dean  usually 
reads  us  some  poetry,  just  before  the  clock  strikes. 
Very  often  he  reads  Tennyson's  '  Ring  out,  wild 
bells.'  It  is  an  old  family  custom  of  ours,"  she 
added,  and  they  all  said  what  a  good  one,  and  how 
nice  it  would  be.  Then  Mrs.  Oliver  told  them  that 
they  weren't  to  dress  for  dinner,  because  there  was 
evensong  afterwards  in  the  Cathedral,  on  account 
of  New  Year's  Eve. 

"  But  you  needn't  go  unless  you  want  to," 
Daphne  added,  enviously.  Herself  she  had  to  go, 
whether  she  wanted  to  or  not. 

"  I'd  like  to,"  Eileen  said. 

"It's  a  way  of  seeing  the  Cathedral,  of  course," 
said  Eddy.  "It's  rather  beautiful  by  candle- 
light." 

So  they  all  settled  to  go,  even  Arnold,  who 
thought  that  of  all  the  ways  of  seeing  the  Cathe- 
dral, that  was  the  least  good.  However,  he  went, 
and  when  they  came  back  they  settled  down  for  a 
festive  night,  playing  coon-can  and  the  pianola, 
and  preparing  punch,  till  half-past  eleven,  when  the 
Dean  came  in  from  his  study  with  Tennyson,  and 
read  "  Ring  out,  wild  bells."  At  five  minutes  to 
twelve  they  began  listening  for  the  clock  to  strike, 
and  when  it  had  struck  and  been  duly  counted, 
they  drank  each  other  a  happy  new  year  in  punch, 
except  Jane,  who  disliked  whisky  too  much  to 
drink  it,  and  had  lemonade  instead.  In  short, 
they  formed  one  of  the  many  happy  homes  of 


Ii8          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

England  who  were  seeing  the  old  year  out  in  the 
same  cheerful  and  friendly  manner.  Having  done 
so,  they  went  to  bed. 

"  Eddy  in  the  home  is  entirely  a  dear,"  Eileen 
said  to  Jane,  lingering  a  moment  by  Jane's  fire 
before  she  went  to  her  own.  "  He's  such — such 
a  good  boy,  isn't  he  ?  "  She  leant  on  the  words, 
with  a  touch  of  tenderness  and  raillery.  Then 
she  added,  "  But,  Jane,  we  shall  have  his  parents 
shocked  before  we  go.  It  would  be  easily  done.  In 
fact,  I'm  not  sure  we've  not  done  it  already,  a  little. 
Arnold  is  so  reckless,  and  you  so  ingenuous,  and 
myself  so  ambiguous  in  position.  I've  a  fear  they 
think  us  a  little  unconventional,  no  less,  and  are 
nervous  about  our  being  too  much  with  the  pretty 
little  sulky  sister.  But  I  expect  she'll  see  to  that 
herself ;  we  bore  her,  do  you  know.  And  Arnold 
insists  on  annoying  her,  which  is  tiresome  of  him." 

"  She  looks  rather  sweet  when  she's  cross,"  said 
Jane,  regarding  the  matter  professionally.  "  I 
should  like  to  draw  her  then.  Eddy's  people  are 
very  nice,  only  not  very  peaceful,  somehow,  do  you 
think  ?  I  don't  know  why,  but  one  feels  a  little 
tired  after  talking  much  to  them ;  perhaps  it's 
because  of  what  you  say,  that  they  might  easily 
be  shocked ;  and  besides,  one  doesn't  quite  always 
understand  what  they  say.  At  least,  I  don't ;  but 
I'm  stupid  at  understanding  people,  I  know." 

Jane  sighed  a  little,  and  let  her  wavy  brown  hair 
fall  in  two  smooth  strands  on  either  side  of  her 
small  pale  face.  The  Deanery  was  full  of  strange 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        119 

standards  and  codes  and  values,  alien  and  unin- 
telligible. Jane  didn't  know  even  what  they  were, 
though  Eileen  and  Arnold,  living  in  a  less  rarefied, 
more  in-the-world  atmosphere,  could  have  en- 
lightened her  about  many  of  them.  It  mattered 
in  the  Deanery  what  one's  father  was ;  quite 
kindly  but  quite  definitely  note  was  taken  of  that ; 
Mrs.  Oliver  valued  birth  and  breeding,  though  she 
was  not  snobbish,  and  was  quite  prepared  to  be 
kind  and  friendly  to  those  without  it.  Also  it 
mattered  how  one  dressed ;  whether  one  had  on 
usual,  tidy,  and  sufficiently  expensive  clothes ; 
whether,  in  fact,  one  displayed  good  taste  in  the 
matter,  and  was  neither  cheap  nor  showy,  but 
suitable  to  the  hour  and  occasion.  These  things 
do  matter,  it  is  very  certain.  Also  it  mattered 
that  one  should  be  able  to  find  one's  way  about  a 
Church  of  England  Prayer  Book  during  a  service, 
a  task  at  which  Jane  and  Eileen  were  both  incom- 
petent. Jane  had  not  been  brought  up  to  follow 
services  in  a  book,  only  to  sit  in  college  ante-chapels 
and  listen  to  anthems ;  and  Eileen,  reared  by  an 
increasingly  anti-clerical  father,  had  drifted  fitfully 
in  and  out  of  Roman  Catholic  churches  as  a  child 
in  Ireland,  and  had  since  never  attended  any. 
Consequently  they  had  helplessly  fumbled  with 
their  books  at  evening  service.  Arnold,  who  had 
received  the  sound  Church  education  (sublimely 
independent  of  personal  fancies  as  to  belief  or 
disbelief)  of  our  English  male  youth  at  school  and 
college,  knew  all  about  it,  and  showed  Jane  how  to 


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find  the  Psalms,  while  Eddy  performed  the  same 
office  for  Eileen.  Daphne  looked  on  with  cynical 
amusement,  and  Mrs.  Oliver  with  genuine  shocked 
feeling. 

"  Anyhow,"  said  Daphne  to  her  mother  after- 
wards, "  I  should  think  they'll  agree  with  father 
that  it  wants  revising." 

Next  day  they  all  went  tobogganing,  and  met  the 
Bellairs  family.  Eddy  threw  Molly  and  Eileen 
together,  because  he  wanted  them  to  make  friends, 
which  Daphne  resented,  because  she  wanted  to 
talk  to  Molly  herself,  and  Eileen  made  her  feel  shy. 
When  she  was  alone  with  Molly  she  said,  "  What 
do  you  think  of  Eddy's  friends  ?  " 

"  Mrs.  Le  Moine  is  very  charming,"  said  Molly, 
an  appreciative  person.  "  She's  so  awfully  pretty, 
isn't  she  ?  And  Miss  Dawn  seems  rather  sweet, 
and  Mr.  Denison's  very  clever,  I  should  think." 

Daphne  sniffed.  "  He  thinks  so,  too.  I  expect 
they  all  think  they're  jolly  clever.  But  those 
two  " — she  indicated  Eileen  and  Jane — "  can't 
find  their  places  in  their  Prayer  Books  without 
being  shown.  I  don't  call  that  very  clever." 

"  How  funny,"  said  Molly. 

Acrimony  was  added  to  Daphne's  view  of  Eileen 
by  Claude  Bellairs,  who  looked  at  her  as  if  he 
admired  her.  Claude  as  a  rule  looked  at  Daphne 
herself  like  that ;  Daphne  didn't  want  him  to, 
thinking  it  silly,  but  it  was  rather  much  to  have 
his  admiration  transferred  to  this  Mrs.  Le  Moine. 
Certainly  anyone  might  have  admired  Eileen; 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        121 

Daphne  grudgingly  admitted  that,  as  she  watched 
her.  Eileen's  manner  of  accepting  attentions  was 
as  lazy  and  casual  as  Daphne's  own,  and  con- 
siderably less  provocative  ;  she  couldn't  be  said  to 
encourage  them.  Only  there  was  a  charm  about 
her,  a  drawing-power.  .  .  . 

"  /  don't  think  it's  nice,  a  married  person  letting 
men  hang  round  her,"  said  Daphne,  who  was  rather 
vulgar. 

Molly,  who  was  refined,  coloured  all  over  her 
round,  sensitive  face. 

"  Daffy !  How  can  you  ?  Of  course  it's  all 
right." 

"  Well,  Claude  would  be  flirting  in  no  time  if 
she  let  him." 

"  But  of  course  she  wouldn't.  How  could  she  ?  " 
Molly  was  dreadfully  shocked. 

Daphne  gave  her  cynical,  one-sided  smile. 
"  Easily,  I  should  think.  Only  probably  she  doesn't 
think  him  worth  while.' 

"  Daffy,  I  think  it's  horrible  to  talk  like  that. 
I  do  wish  you  wouldn't." 

"  All  right.  Come  on  and  have  a  go  down  the 
hill,  then." 

The  Bellairs'  came  to  dinner  that  evening.  Molly 
was  a  little  subdued,  and  with  her  usual  flow  of 
childish  high  spirits  not  quite  so  spontaneous  as 
usual.  She  sat  between  Eddy  and  the  Dean, 
and  was  rather  quiet  with  both  of  them.  The 
Dean  took  in  Eileen,  and  on  her  other  side 
was  Nevill  Bellairs,  who,  having  deduced  in 


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the  afternoon  that  she  was  partly  Irish,  very 
naturally  mentioned  the  Home  Rule  Bill,  which  he 
had  been  spending  last  session  largely  in  voting 
against.  Being  Irish,  Mrs.  Le  Moine  presumably 
felt  strongly  on  this  subject,  which  he  introduced 
with  the  complacency  of  one  who  had  been  fighting 
in  her  cause.  She  listened  to  him  with  her  half 
railing,  inscrutable  smile,  until  Eddy  said  across 
the  table,  "  Mrs.  Le  Moine's  a  Home  Ruler,  Nevill ; 
look  out/'  and  Nevill  stopped  abruptly  in  full  flow 
and  said,  "  You're  not !  "  and  pretended  not  to 
mind,  and  to  be  only  disconcerted  for  himself,  but 
was  really  indignant  with  her  for  being  such  a  thing, 
and  a  little  with  Eddy  for  not  having  warned  him. 
It  dried  up  his  best  conversation,  as  one  couldn't 
talk  politics  to  a  Home  Ruler.  He  wondered  was 
she  a  Papist,  too.  So  he  talked  about  hunting  in 
Ireland,  and  found  she  knew  nothing  of  hunting 
there  or  indeed  anywhere.  Then  he  tried  London, 
but  found  that  the  London  she  knew  was  different 
from  his,  except  externally,  and  you  can't  talk  for 
ever  about  streets  and  buildings,  especially  if  you 
do  not  frequent  the  same  eating-places.  From 
different  eating-places  the  world  is  viewed  from 
different  angles ;  few  things  are  a  more  significant 
test  of  a  person's  point  of  view. 

Meanwhile  the  Dean  was  telling  Jane  about  places 
of  interest,  such  as  Roman  camps,  in  the  neighbour- 
hood. The  Dean,  like  many  deans,  talked  rather 
well.  He  thought  Jane  prettily  attentive,  and 
more  educated  than  most  young  women,  and  that 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        123 

it  was  a  pity  she  wore  such  an  old-fashioned  dress. 
He  did  not  say  so,  but  asked  her  if  she  had  designed 
it  from  Carpaccio's  St.  Ursula,  and  she  said  no, 
from  an  angel  playing  the  timbrel  by  Jacopo  Bellini 
in  the  Accademia.  So  after  that  they  talked  about 
Venice,  and  he  said  he  must  show  her  his  photo- 
graphs of  it  after  dinner.  "  It  must  be  a  wonderful 
place  for  an  artist/'  he  told  her,  and  she  agreed, 
and  then  they  compared  notes  and  found  that  he 
had  stayed  at  the  Hotel  Europa,  and  had  had  a 
lovely  view  of  the  Giudecca  and  Santa  Maria  Mag- 
giore  from  the  windows  ("  most  exquisite  on  a  grey 
day  "),  and  she  had  stayed  in  the  flat  of  an  artist 
friend,  looking  on  to  the  Rio  delle  Beccarie,  which 
is  a  rio  of  the  poor.  Like  Eileen  and  Nevill,  they  had 
eaten  in  different  places ;  but,  unlike  London, 
Venice  is  a  coherent  whole,  not  rings  within  rings, 
so  they  could  talk,  albeit  with  reservations  and  a 
few  cross  purposes.  The  Dean  liked  talking  about 
pictures,  and  Torcello,  and  Ruskin,  and  St.  Mark's, 
and  the  other  things  one  talks  about  when  one  has 
been  to  Venice.  Perhaps  too  he  even  wanted  a 
little  to  hear  her  talk  about  them,  feeling  interested 
in  the  impressions  of  an  artist.  Jane  was  rather 
disappointingly  simple  and  practical  on  these  sub- 
jects ;  artists,  like  other  experts,  are  apt  to  leave 
rhapsodies  to  the  layman,  and  tacitly  assume 
admiration  of  the  beauty  that  is  dilated  on  by  the 
unprofessional.  They  are  baffling  people  ;  the  Dean 
remembered  that  about  poor  Wilson  Gavin. 
While  he  thus  held  Jane's  attention,  Eddy  talked 


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to  Molly  about  skating,  a  subject  in  which  both 
were  keenly  interested,  Daphne  sparred  with  Claude, 
and  Arnold  entertained  Mrs.  Oliver,  whom  he  found 
a  little  difficile  and  rather  the  grande  dame.  Frankly, 
Mrs.  Oliver  did  not  like  Arnold,  and  he  saw  through 
her  courtesy  as  easily  as  through  Daphne's  rudeness. 
She  thought  him  conceited  (which  he  was),  irreverent 
(which  he  was  also),  worldly  (which  he  was  not), 
and  a  bad  influence  over  Eddy  (and  whether  he 
was  that  depended  on  what  you  meant  by  "  bad  "). 

On  the  whole  it  was  rather  an  uncomfortable 
dinner,  as  dinners  go.  There  was  a  sense  of  misfit 
about  it.  There  were  just  enough  people  at  cross- 
purposes  to  give  a  feeling  of  strain,  a  feeling  felt 
most  strongly  by  Eddy,  who  had  perceptions,  and 
particularly  wanted  the  evening  to  be  a  success. 
Even  Molly  and  he  had  somehow  come  up  against 
something,  a  rock  below  the  cheerful,  friendly 
stream  of  their  intercourse,  that  pulled  him  up, 
though  he  didn't  understand  what  it  was.  There 
was  a  spiritual  clash  somewhere,  between  nearly 
every  two  of  them.  Between  him  and  Molly  it  was 
all  her  doing  ;  he  had  never  felt  friendlier  ;  it  was 
she  who  had  put  up  a  queer,  vague  wall.  He  could 
not  see  into  her  mind,  so  he  didn't  bother  about  it 
much  but  went  on  being  cheerful  and  friendly. 

They  were  all  happier  after  dinner,  when  playing 
the  pianola  in  the  hall  and  dancing  to  it. 

But  on  the  whole  the  evening  was  only  a  moderate 
success. 

The  Bellairs'  told  their  parents  afterwards  that 


VISITORS  AT  THE  DEANERY        125 

they  didn't  much  care  about  the  friends  Eddy  had 
staying. 

"  /  believe  they're  stuck  up,"  said  Dick  (the 
Guards),  who  hadn't  been  at  dinner,  but  had  met 
them  tobogganing.  "  That  man  Denison's  for 
ever  trying  to  be  clever.  I  can't  stand  that ;  it's 
such  beastly  bad  form.  Don't  think  he  succeeds, 
either,  if  you  ask  me.  I  can't  see  it's  particularly 
clever  to  be  always  sneering  at  things  one  knows 
nothing  about.  Can't  think  why  Eddy  likes  him. 
He's  not  a  bit  keen  on  the  things  Eddy's  keen  on — 
hunting,  or  shooting,  or  games,  or  soldiering." 

"  There  are  lots  like  him  at  Oxford,"  said  Claude. 
"  I  know  the  type.  Balliol's  full  of  it.  Awfully 
unwholesome,  and  a  great  bore  to  meet.  They 
write  things,  and  admire  each  other's.  I  suppose 
it's  the  same  at  Cambridge.  Only  I  should  have 
thought  Eddy  would  have  kept  out  of  the  way 
of  it." 

Claude  had  been  disgusted  by  what  he  considered 
Arnold's  rudeness  to  Daphne.  "  I  thought  Mrs. 
Le  Moine  seemed  rather  nice,  though,"  he  added. 

"  Well,  I  must  say,"  Nevill  said,  "  she  was  a 
little  too  much  for  me.  English  Home  Rulers 
are  bad  enough,  but  at  least  they  know  nothing 
about  it  and  are  usually  merely  silly ;  but  Irish 
ones  are  more  than  I  can  stand.  Eddy  told  me 
afterwards  that  her  father  was  that  fellow  Conolly, 
who  runs  the  Hibernian — the  most  disloyal  rag 
that  ever  throve  in  a  Dublin  gutter.  It  does  more 
harm  than  any  other  paper  in  Ireland,  I  believe. 


126          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

What  can  you  expect  of  his  daughter,  let  alone  a 
woman  married  to  a  disreputable  play-writer,  and 
not  even  living  with  him  ?  I  rather  wonder  Mrs. 
Oliver  likes  to  have  her  in  the  house  with  Daphne." 

"  Miss — what  d'you  call  her — Morning — seemed 
harmless,  but  a  little  off  it,"  said  Dick.  "  She 
doesn't  talk  too  much,  anyhow,  like  Denison. 
Queer  things  she  wears,  though.  And  she  doesn't 
know  much  about  London,  for  a  person  who  lives 
there,  I  must  say.  Doesn't  seem  to  have  seen  any 
of  the  plays.  Rather  vague,  somehow,  she  struck 
me  as  being." 

Claude  groaned.  "  So  would  her  father  if  you 
met  him.  A  fearful  old  dreamer.  I  coach  with 
him  in  Political  Science.  He's  considered  a  great 
swell ;  I  was  told  I  was  lucky  to  get  him ;  but  I 
can't  make  head  or  tail  of  him  or  his  books.  His 
daughter  has  just  his  absent  eye." 

"  Poor  things,"  said  Mrs.  Bellairs,  sleepily. 
"  And  poor  Mrs.  Oliver  and  the  Dean.  I  wonder 
how  long  these  unfortunate  people  are  staying,  and 
if  we  ought  to  ask  them  over  one  day  ?  " 

But  none  of  her  children  appeared  to  think  they 
ought.  Even  Molly,  always  loyal,  always  hospit- 
able, always  generous,  didn't  think  so.  For  stronger 
in  Molly's  child-like  soul  than  even  her  loyalty  and 
her  hospitality,  and  her  generosity,  was  her  moral 
sense,  and  this  was  questioning,  shamefacedly, 
reluctantly,  whether  these  friends  of  Eddy's  were 
reaUy  "  good." 

So  they  didn't  ask  them  over. 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

THE     VISITORS     GO. 

NEXT  morning  Eileen  got  a  letter.  She  read  it 
before  breakfast,  turned  rather  paler,  and  looked 
up  at  Eddy  as  if  she  was  trying  to  bring  her  mind 
back  from  a  great  distance.  In  her  eyes  was  fear, 
and  that  look  of  brooding,  soft  pity  that  he  had 
learnt  to  associate  with  one  only  of  Eileen's  friends. 

She  said,  "  Hugh's  ill,"  frowning  at  him  absently, 
and  added,  "  I  must  go  to  him,  this  morning.  He's 
alone,"  and  Eddy  remembered  a  paragraph  he  had 
seen  in  the  Morning  Post  about  Lady  Dorothy 
Datcherd  and  the  Riviera.  Lady  Dorothy  never 
stayed  with  Datcherd  when  he  was  ill.  Periodi- 
cally his  lungs  got  much  worse,  and  he  had  to  lie 
up,  and  he  hated  that. 

"  Does  he  write  himself  ?  "  Arnold  asked.  He 
was  fond  of  Hugh  Datcherd. 

'  Yes — oh,  he  doesn't  say  he's  ill,  he  never  will, 
but  I  know  it  by  his  writing — I  must  go  by  the  next 
train,  I'm  afraid "  ;  she  remembered  to  turn  to 
Mrs.  Oliver  and  speak  apologetically.  "  I'm  very 
sorry  to  be  so  sudden." 

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128          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  We  are  so  sorry  for  the  cause/'  said  Mrs.  Oliver, 
courteously.  "Is  it  your  brother  ?  "  (Surely  it 
wouldn't  be  her  husband,  in  the  circumstances  ?) 

"  It  is  not,"  said  Eileen,  still  abstracted.  "  It's 
a  friend.  He's  alone,  and  consumptive,  and  if  he's 
not  looked  after  he  destroys  himself  doing  quite 
mad  things.  His  wife's  gone  away." 

Mrs.  Oliver  became  a  shade  less  sympathetic. 
It  was  a  pity  it  was  not  a  brother,  which  would 
have  been  more  natural.  However,  Mrs.  Le  Moine 
was,  of  course,  a  married  woman,  though  under 
curious  circumstances.  She  began  to  discuss  trains, 
and  the  pony-carriage,  and  sandwiches. 

Eddy  explained  afterwards  while  Eileen  was 
upstairs. 

"It's  Hugh  Datcherd,  a  great  friend  of  hers ; 
poor  chap,  his  lungs  are  frightfully  gone,  I'm  afraid. 
He's  an  extraordinarily  interesting  and  capable 
man ;  runs  an  enormous  settlement  in  North-East 
London,  and  has  any  number  of  different  social 
schemes  all  over  the  place.  He  edits  Further — do 
you  ever  see  it,  father  ?  " 

"  Further  ?  Yes,  it's  been  brought  to  my  notice 
once  or  twice.  It  goes  a  good  way  '  further  '  than 
even  our  poor  heretical  deans,  doesn't  it  ?  " 

It  went  in  a  quite  different  direction,  Eddy 
thought.  Our  heretical  deans  do  not  always  go 
very  far  along  the  road  which  leads  to  social  better- 
ment and  slum-destroying  ;  they  are  often  too  busy 
improving  theology  to  have  much  time  to  improve 
houses. 


THE  VISITORS  GO  129 

"  An  able  man,  I  daresay/1  said  the  Dean.  "  Like 
all  the  Datcherds.  Most  of  them  have  been  Parlia- 
mentary, of  course.  Two  Datcherds  were  at  Cam- 
bridge with  me — Roger  and  Stephen ;  this  man's 
uncles,  I  suppose ;  his  father  would  be  before  my 
time.  They  were  both  very  brilliant  fellows,  and 
fine  speakers  at  the  Union,  and  have  become  capable 
Parliamentary  speakers  now.  A  family  of  here- 
ditary Whigs  ;  but  this  man's  the  only  out  and  out 
Radical,  I  should  say.  A  pity  he's  so  bitter  against 
Christianity." 

"He's  not  bitter/'  said  Eddy.  "He's  very 
gentle.  Only  he  disbelieves  in  it  as  a  means  of 
progress." 

"  Surely,"  said  Mrs.  Oliver,  "  he  married  one  of 
Lord  Ulverstone's  daughters — Dorothy,  wasn't  it." 
(Lord  Ulverstone  and  Mrs.  Oliver's  family  were  both 
of  Westmorland,  where  there  is  strong  clannish 
feeling.) 

"  He  and  Dorothy  don't  seem  to  be  hitting  it  off, 
do  they,"  put  in  Daphne,  and  her  mother  said, 
"  Daphne,  dear,"  and  changed  the  subject.  Daphne 
ought  not,  by  good  rights,  to  have  heard  that  about 
Hugh  Datcherd  being  ill  and  alone,  and  Mrs.  Le 
Moine  going  to  him. 

"  She's  a  trying  woman,  I  fancy,"  said  Eddy, 
who  did  not  mean  to  be  tactless,  but  had  been 
absorbed  in  his  own  thoughts  and  had  got  left 
behind  when  his  mother  started  a  new  subject. 
"  Hard,  and  selfish,  and  extravagant,  and  thinks 
of  nothing  but  amusing  herself,  and  doesn't  care  a 

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130          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

hang  for  any  of  Datcherd's  schemes,  or  for  Datcherd 
himself,  for  that  matter.  She  just  goes  off  and 
leaves  him  to  be  ill  by  himself.  He  nearly  died  last 
year ;  he  was  awfully  cut  up,  too,  about  their  little 
girl  dying- — she  was  the  only  child,  and  Datcherd 
was  absolutely  devoted  to  her,  and  I  believe  her 
mother  neglected  her  when  he  was  ill,  just  as  she 
does  Datcherd.0 

"  These  stories  get  exaggerated,  of  course,"  said 
Mrs.  Oliver,  because  Lady  Dorothy  was  one  of  the 
Westmorland  Ulverstones,  because  Daphne  was 
listening,  and  because  she  suspected  the  source  of 
the  stories  to  be  Eileen  Le  Moine. 

"  Oh,  I've  no  doubt  there's  her  side  of  it,  too, 
if  one  knew  it,"  admitted  Eddy,  ready,  as  usual, 
to  see  everyone's  point  of  view.  "  It  would  be  a 
frightful  bore  being  married  to  a  man  who  was 
interested  in  all  the  things  you  hated  most,  and  gave 
his  whole  time  and  money  and  energy  to  them. 
But  anyhow,  you  see  why  his  friends,  and  par- 
ticularly Eileen,  who's  his  greatest  friend,  feel 
responsible  for  him." 

"  A  very  sad  state  of  things,"  said  Mrs.  Oliver. 

"  Anyhow,"  said  Daphne,  "  here's  the  pony- 
trap." 

Eileen  came  downstairs,  hand-in-hand  with  Jane, 
and  said  goodbye  to  the  Dean,  and  Mrs.  Oliver, 
and  Daphne,  and  "  Thank  you  so  much  for  having 
me,"  and  drove  off  with  Eddy  and  Jane,  still  with 
that  look  of  troubled  wistfulness  in  her  face. 

She  smiled  faintly  at  Eddy  from  the  train. 


THE  VISITORS  GO  131 

"I'm  sorry,  Eddy.  It's  a  shame  I  have  to  go/' 
but  her  thoughts  were  not  for  him,  as  he  knew. 

Outside  the  station  they  met  Arnold,  and  he  and 
Jane  walked  off  together  to  see  something  in  the 
Cathedral,  while  Eddy  drove  home. 

Jane  gave  a  little  pitiful  sigh.  "  Poor  dears," 
she  murmured. 

"  H'm  ?  "  questioned  Arnold,  who  was  interested 
in  the  streets. 

"  Poor  Eileen,"  Jane  amplified  ;  "  poor  Hugh." 

"  Oh,  quite,"  Arnold  nodded.  But,  feeling  more 
interested  in  ideas  than  in  people,  he  talked  about 
Welchester. 

"  The  stuffiness  of  the  place ! "  he  commented, 
with  energy  of  abuse.  "  The  stodginess.  The 
canons  and  their  wives.  The — the  enlightened 
culture  of  the  Deanery.  The  propriety.  The 
correctness.  The  intelligence.  The  cathedralism. 
The  good  breeding.  How  can  Eddy  bear  it,  Jane  ? 
Why  doesn't  he  kick  someone  or  something  over 
and  run  ?  " 

"  Eddy  likes  it,"  said  Jane.  "  He's  very  fond 
of  it.  After  all,  it  is  rather  exquisite  ;  look " 

They  had  stopped  at  the  end  of  Church  Street,  and 
looked  along  its  narrow  length  to  the  square  that 
opened  out  before  the  splendid  West  Front.  Arnold 
screwed  up  his  eyes  at  it,  appreciatively. 

"  That's  all  right.  It's  the  people  I'm  thinking 
of." 

"  But  you  know,  Arnold,  Eddy's  not  exclusive 
like  most  people,  like  you  and  me,  and — and  Mrs. 


132          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

Oliver,  and  those  nice  Bellairs'.  He  likes  everyone 
and  everything.  Things  are  delightful  to  him 
merely  because  they  exist/* 

Arnold  groaned.  "  Whitman  said  that  before 
you,  the  brute.  If  I  thought  Eddy  had  anything 
in  common  with  Walt,  our  friendship  would  end 
forthwith." 

"  He  has  nothing  whatever,"  Jane  reassured  him, 
placidly.  "  Whitman  hated  all  sorts  of  things. 
Whitman's  more  like  you ;  he'd  have  hated  Wel- 
chester." 

"  Yes,  I'm  afraid  that's  true.  The  cleanliness, 
the  cant,  the  smug  faces  of  men  and  women  in  the 
street,  the  worshippers  in  cathedrals,  the  keepers 
of  Sabbaths,  the  respectable  and  the  well-to-do, 
the  Sunday  hats  and  black  coats  of  the  men,  the 
panaches  and  tight  skirts  of  the  women,  the  tea- 
fights,  the  well-read  deans  and  their  lady-like 
wives — what  have  I  to  do  with  these  or  these  with 
me  ?  All,  all  of  them  I  loathe ;  away  with  them, 
I  will  not  have  them  near  me  any  more.  Allans, 
earner  ado,  I  will  take  to  the  open  road  beneath  the 
stars . .  .  What  a  pity  he  would  have  said  that ; 
but  I  can't  alter  my  opinion,  even  for  him  .  .  .  How 
at  home  dear  old  Phil  Underwood  would  be  here, 
wouldn't  he.  How  he  must  enjoy  his  visits  to  the 
Deanery,  where  he's  a  persona  grata.  And  how  he 
must  bore  the  young  sister.  She's  all  right,  you 
know,  Jane.  I  rather  like  her.  And  she  hates 
me.  She's  quite  genuine,  and  free  from  cant ; 
just  as  worldly  as  they  make  'em,  and  never 


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pretends  to  be  anything  else.  Besides,  she's  all 
alive  ;  rather  like  a  young  wild  animal.  It's  queer 
she  and  Eddy  being  brother  and  sister,  she  so 
decided  and  fixed  in  all  her  opinions  and  rejections, 
and  he  so  impressionable.  Oh,  another  thing — I 
have  an  unhappy  feeling  that  Eddy  is  going,  eventu- 
ally, to  marry  that  little  yellow-eyed  girl — Miss 
Bellairs.  Somehow  I  feel  it." 

Jane  said,  "  Nonsense/'  and  laughed.  "  She's 
not  a  bit  the  sort." 

"  Of  course  she's  not.  But  to  Eddy,  as  you 
observed,  all  sorts  are  acceptable.  She's  one  sort, 
you'll  admit.  And  one  he's  attached  to — wind  and 
weather  and  jolly  adventures  and  old  companion- 
ship, she  stands  for  to  him.  Not  a  subtle  appeal, 
but  still,  an  appeal.  They're  fond  of  each  other, 
and  it  will  turn  to  that,  you'll  see.  Eddy  never 
says,  "  That's  not  the  sort  of  thing,  or  the  sort  of 
person,  for  me."  Because  they  all  are.  Look  at 
the  way  he  swallowed  those  parsons  down  in  his 
slum.  Swallowed  them — why,  he  loves  them. 
Look  at  the  way  he  accepts  Welchester,  stodginess 
and  all,  and  likes  it.  He  was  the  same  at  Cam- 
bridge ;  nothing  was  outside  the  range  for  him ; 
he  never  drew  the  line.  I'm  really  not  particular  " 
-—Jane  laughed  at  him  again — "  but  I  tell  you  he 
consorted  sometimes  with  the  most  utterly  utter, 
and  didn't  seem  to  mind.  Kept  very  bad  company 
indeed  on  occasion ;  company  the  Dean  wouldn't 
at  all  have  approved  of,  I'm  sure.  Many  times 
I've  had  to  step  in  and  try  in  vain  to  haul 


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him  by  force  out  of  some  select  set.  Nuts,  smugs, 
pious  men,  betting  rouls,  beefy  hulks — all  were  grist 
to  his  mill.  And  still  it's  the  same.  Miss  Bellairs, 
no  doubt,  is  a  very  nice  girl,  quite  genuine  and 
natural,  and  rather  like  a  jolly  kitten,  which  is 
always  attractive.  But  she's  rigid  within ;  she 
won't  mix  with  the  people  Eddy  will  want  to  mix 
with.  She's  not  comprehensive.  She  wouldn't  like 
us  much,  for  instance  ;  she'd  think  us  rather  queer 
and  shady  beings,  not  what  she's  used  to  or  under- 
stands. We  should  worry  and  puzzle  her.  She's 
gay  and  sweet  and  unselfish,  and  good,  sweet  maid, 
and  lets  who  will  be  clever.  Lets  them,  but  doesn't 
want  to  have  much  to  do  with  them.  She'll  shut 
us  all  out,  and  try  to  shut  Eddy  in  with  her.  She 
won't  succeed,  because  he'll  go  on  wanting  a  little 
bit  of  all  there  is,  and  so  they'll  both  be  miserable. 
Her  share  of  the  world,  you  see — all  the  share  she 
asks  for — is  homogeneous ;  his  is  heterogeneous,  a 
sort  of  gypsy  stew  with  everything  in  it.  You  may 
say  that  he's  greedy  for  mixed  fare,  while  she  has 
a  simple  and  fastidious  appetite.  There  are  the 
materials  for  another  unhappy  marriage  ready 
provided." 

Jane  was  looking  at  the  Prior's  Door  with  her 
head  on  one  side.  She  smiled  at  it  peacefully. 

"  Really,  Arnold " 

"  Oh,  I  know.  You're  going  to  say,  what  reason 
have  I  for  supposing  that  Eddy  has  ever  thought 
of  this  young  girl  in  that  way,  as  they  say  in  fiction. 
I  don't  say  he  has  yet.  But  he  will.  Propinquity 


THE  VISITORS  GO  135 

will  do  it,  and  common  tastes,  and  old  affection. 
You'll  see,  Jane.  I'm  not  often  wrong  about  these 
unfortunate  affairs.  I  dislike  them  so  much  that 
it  gives  me  an  instinct." 

Jane  shook  her  head.  "  I  think  Welchester  is 
affecting  you  for  bad,  Arnold.  That,  you  know,  is 
what  the  people  who  annoy  you  so  much  here 
would  do,  I  expect — look  at  all  affection  and  friend- 
ship like  that." 

"  That's  true."  Arnold  looked  at  her  in  surprise. 
"  But  I  shouldn't  have  expected  you  to  know  it. 
You  are  improving  in  perspicacity,  Jane ;  it's  the 
first  time  I  have  known  you  aware  of  the  vulgarity 
about  you." 

Jane  looked  a  little  proud  of  herself,  as  she  only 
did  when  she  had  displayed  a  piece  of  worldly  know- 
ledge. She  did  not  say  that  she  had  obtained  her 
knowledge  from  Mrs.  Oliver  and  the  Dean,  who, 
watching  Eddy  and  Eileen,  had  too  obviously  done 
so  with  troubled  eyes,  so  that  she  longed  to  comfort 
them  with  explanations  they  would  never  under- 
stand. 

It  was  certain  that  they  were  relieved  that  Eileen 
had  gone,  though  the  reason  of  her  going  had  placed 
her  in  a  more  dubious  light.  Also,  she  forgot, 
unfortunately,  to  write  her  bread  and  butter  letter. 
"  I  suppose  she  can't  spare  the  time  from  Hugh," 
said  Daphne.  But  she  wrote  to  Jane,  telling  her 
that  Hugh  was  laid  up  with  hemorrhage,  and  had 
been  ordered  to  go  away  directly  he  was  fit.  "  They 
say  Davos,  but  he  won't.  I  don't  know  where  it 


136          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

will  be."  Jane,  whose  worldly  shrewdness  after  all 
had  narrow  limits,  repeated  this  to  Eddy  in  his 
mother's  presence. 

"  Has  his  wife  got  back  yet  ?  "  Mrs.  Oliver  in- 
quired gravely,  and  Jane  shook  her  head.  "  Oh 
no.  She  won't.  She's  spending  the  winter  on  the 
Riviera." 

"  I  should  think  Mr.  Datcherd  too  had  better 
spend  the  winter  on  the  Riviera,"  suggested  Mrs. 
Oliver. 

"  Isn't  it  rather  bad  for  consumption  ?  "  said 
Eddy,  shirking  issues  other  than  hygienic. 

"  I  believe,"  said  Jane,  not  shirking  them,  "  his 
wife  isn't  coming  back  to  him  at  all  again.  She's 
tired  of  him,  I'm  afraid.  I  daresay  it's  a  good 
thing  ;  she  is  very  irritating  and  difficult." 

Mrs.  Oliver  changed  the  subject.  These  seemed 
to  her  what  women  in  her  district  would  have  called 
strange  goings  on.  She  commented  on  them  to 
the  Dean,  who,  more  tolerant,  said,  "  One  must 
allow  some  licence  to  genius,  I  suppose."  Perhaps  : 
but  the  question  was,  how  much.  Genius  might 
alter  manners — (for  the  worse,  Mrs.  Oliver  thought) 
— but  it  shouldn't  be  allowed  to  alter  morals. 

"  Anyhow,"  said  Mrs.  Oliver,  "  I  am  rather 
troubled  that  Eddy  should  be  so  intimate  with 
these  people." 

"  Eddy  is  a  steady-headed  boy,"  said  the  Dean. 
"  He  knows  where  to  draw  the  line."  Which  is 
what  parents  often  think  of  their  children,  with 
how  little  warrant !  Drawing  the  line  was  precisely 


THE  VISITORS  GO  137 

the  art  which,  Arnold  complained,  Eddy  had  not 
learnt  at  all. 

Jane  and  Arnold  stayed  three  days  more  at  the 
Deanery.  Jane  drew  details  of  the  Cathedral  and 
studies  of  Daphne.  The  Dean  thought,  as  he  had 
often  thought  before,  that  artists  were  interesting, 
child-like,  but  rather  baffling  people,  incredibly 
innocent,  or  else  incredibly  apt  to  accept  moral  evil 
with  indifference ;  also  that,  though,  he  feared, 
quite  outside  the  Church,  and  what  he  considered 
to  be  pagan  in  outlook,  she  displayed,  like  poor 
Wilson  Gavin,  a  very  delicate  appreciation  of 
ecclesiastical  architecture  and  religious  art. 

Mrs.  Oliver  thought  her  more  unconventional  and 
lacking  in  knowledge  of  the  world  than  any  girl 
had  a  right  to  be. 

Daphne  and  the  Bellairs  family  thought  her 
a  harmless  crank,  who  took  off  her  hat  in  the 
road. 

The  Bellairs'  supposed  she  must  Want  a  Vote, 
till  she  announced  her  indifference  on  that  subject, 
which  disgusted  Daphne,  an  ardent  and  potentially 
militant  suffragist,  and  disappointed  her  mother,  a 
calm  but  earnest  member  of  the  National  Union  for 
Women's  Suffrage,  who  went  to  meetings  Daphne 
was  not  allowed  at.  Jane — perhaps  it  was  because 
of  the  queer  sexlessness  which  was  part  of  her  charm, 
perhaps  because  of  being  an  artist,  and  other-worldly 
— seemed  to  care  little  for  women's  rights  or  women's 
wrongs.  Mrs.  Oliver  noted  that  her  social  conscience 
was  unawakened,  and  thought  her  selfish.  Artists 


138          THE  MAKING   OF  A  BIGOT 

were  perhaps  like  that — wrapped  up  in  their  own 
joy  of  the  lovely  world,  so  that  they  never  turned 
and  looked  into  the  shadows.  Eddy,  a  keen 
suffragist  himself,  said  it  was  because  Jane  had 
never  lived  among  the  very  poor. 

"  She  should  use  her  power  of  vision/'  said  the 
Dean.  "  She's  got  plenty.1' 

"  She's  one- windowed,"  Eddy  explained.  "  She 
only  looks  out  on  to  the  beautiful  things ;  she  has 
a  blank  wall  between  her  and  the  ugly." 

"  In  plain  words,  a  selfish  young  woman,"  said 
Mrs.  Oliver,  but  to  herself. 

So  much  for  Jane.  Arnold  was  more  severely 
condemned.  The  more  they  all  saw  of  him,  the 
less  they  liked  him,  and  the  more  supercilious  he 
grew.  Even  at  times  he  stopped  remembering  it 
was  a  Deanery,  though  he  really  tried  to  do  this. 
But  the  atmosphere  did  annoy  him. 

"  Mr.  Denison  has  really  very  unfortunate  ways 
of  expressing  himself  at  times,"  said  Mrs.  Oliver, 
who  had  too,  Arnold  thought. 

"  Oh,  he  means  well,  said  Eddy  apologetic. 
"  You  mustn't  mind  him.  He's  got  corns,  and  if 
anyone  steps  on  them  he  turns  nasty.  He's  always 
like  that." 

"  In  fact,  a  conceited  pig,"  said  Daphne,  not  to 
herself. 

Personally  Daphne  thought  the  best  of  the  three 
was  Mrs.  Le  Moine,  who  anyhow  dressed  well  and 
could  dance,  though  her  habits  might  be  queer. 
Better  queer  habits  than  queer  clothes,  any  day, 


THE  VISITORS   GO  139 

thought  Daphne,  innately  a  pagan,  with  the  artist's 
eye  and  the  materialist's  soul. 

Anyhow,  Jane  and  Arnold  departed  on  Monday. 
From  the  point  of  view  of  Mrs.  Oliver  and  the 
Dean,  it  might  have  been  better  had  it  been  Satur- 
day, as  their  ideas  of  how  to  spend  Sunday  had 
been  revealed  as  unfitting  a  Deanery.  The  Olivers 
were  not  in  the  least  Sabbatarian,  they  were  much 
too  wide-minded  for  that,  but  they  thought  their 
visitors  should  go  to  church  once  during  the  day. 
Perhaps  Jane  had  been  discouraged  by  her  experi- 
ences with  the  Prayer  Book  on  New  Year's  Eve. 
Perhaps  it  never  occurred  to  her  to  go.  Anyhow 
in  the  morning  she  stayed  at  home  and  drew,  and 
in  the  evening  wandered  into  the  Cathedral  during 
the  collects,  stayed  for  the  anthem,  and  wandered 
out,  peaceful  and  content,  with  no  suspicion  of 
having  done  the  wrong  or  unusual  thing.  Arnold 
lay  in  the  hall  all  the  morning  and  smoked  and  read 
The  New  Machiavelli,  which  was  one  of  the  books 
not  liked  at  the  Deanery.  (Arnold,  by  the  way, 
didn't  like  it  much  either,  but  dipped  in  and  out  of 
it,  grunting  when  bored.)  In  consequence  (not  in 
consequence  of  The  New  Machiavelli,  which  she 
would  have  found  dull,  but  of  being  obliged 
herself  to  go  to  church),  Daphne  was  cross  and 
envious,  the  Dean  and  his  wife  slightly  dis- 
approving, and  Eddy  sorry  about  the  misunder- 
standing. 

On  the  whole,  the  visit  had  not  been  the  success 
Eddy  had  wished  for.     He  felt  that.     In  spite  of 


140          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

some  honest  endeavour  on  both  sides,  the  hosts  and 
guests  had  not  fitted  into  each  other. 

Coming  back  into  Welchester  from  a  walk,  and 
seeing  its  streets  full  of  peace  and  blue  winter  twi- 
light and  starred  with  yellow  lamps,  Eddy  thought 
it  queer  that  there  should  be  disharmonies  in  such 
a  place.  It  had  peace,  and  a  wistful,  ordered 
beauty,  and  dignity,  and  grace.  .  .  . 

They  were  singing  in  the  Cathedral,  and  lights 
glowed  redly  through  the  stained  windows. 
Strangely  the  place  transcended  all  factions,  all 
barriers,  proving  them  illusions  in  the  still  light  of 
the  Real.  Eddy,  beneath  all  his  ineffectualities,  his 
futilities  of  life  and  thought,  had  a  very  keen  sense 
of  unity,  of  the  coherence  of  all  beauty  and  good ; 
in  a  sense  he  did  really  transcend  the  barriers  recog- 
nised by  less  shallow  people.  With  a  welcoming 
leap  his  heart  went  out  to  embrace  all  beauty,  all 
truth.  Surely  one  could  afford  to  miss  no  aspect 
of  it  through  blindness.  Open-eyed  he  looked  into 
the  blue  night  of  lamps  and  shadows  and  men  and 
women,  and  beyond  it  to  the  stars  and  the  sickle 
of  the  moon,  and  all  of  it  crowded  into  his  vision, 
and  he  caught  his  breath  a  little  and  smiled,  because 
it  was  so  good  and  so  much. 

When  he  got  home  he  saw  his  mother  sitting  in 
the  hall,  reading  the  Times.  Moved  by  love  and 
liking,  he  put  his  arm  round  her  shoulders  and 
bent  over  her  and  kissed  her.  The  grace,  the  breed- 
ing, the  culture — she  was  surely  part  of  it  all,  and 
should  make,  like  the  Cathedral,  for  harmony. 


THE  VISITORS  GO  141 

Arnold  had  found  Mrs.  Oliver  commonplace.  Eddy 
found  her  admirable.  Jane  had  not  found  her  at 
all.  There  was  the  difference  between  them. 
Undoubtedly  Eddy's,  whether  the  most  truthful 
way  or  not,  was  the  least  wasteful. 


CHAPTER  IX. 

THE  CLUB. 

SOON  after  Eddy's  return  to  London,  Eileen  Le 
Moine  wrote  and  asked  him  to  meet  her  at  lunch 
at  a  restaurant  in  Old  Compton  Street.  It  was  a 
rather  more  select  restaurant  than  they  and  their 
friends  usually  frequented  in  Soho,  so  Eddy  divined 
that  she  wanted  to  speak  to  him  alone  and  unin- 
terrupted. She  arrived  late,  as  always,  and  pale, 
and  a  little  abstracted,  as  if  she  were  tired  in  mind 
or  body,  but  her  smile  flashed  out  at  him,  radiant 
and  kind.  Direct  and  to  the  point,  as  usual,  she 
began  at  once,  as  they  began  to  eat  risotto,  "  I 
wonder  would  you  do  something  for  Hugh  ?  " 

Eddy  said,  "  I  expect  so,"  and  added,  "  I  hope 
he's  much  better  ?  " 

"  He  is  not,"  she  told  him.  "  The  doctor  says 
he  must  go  away — out  of  England — for  quite  a 
month,  and  have  no  bother  or  work  at  all.  It's 
partly  nerves,  you  see,  and  over-work.  Someone 
will  have  to  go  with  him,  to  look  after  him,  but 
they've  not  settled  who  yet.  He'll  probably  go 
to  Greece,  and  walk  about.  .  .  .  Anyhow  he's  to  be 
away  somewhere.  .  .  .  And  he's  been  destroying 

142 


THE  CLUB  143 

himself  with  worry  because  he  must  leave  his  work 
— the  settlement  and  everything — and  he's  afraid 
it  will  go  to  pieces.  You  know  he  has  the  Club 
House  open  every  evening  for  the  boys  and  young 
men,  and  goes  down  there  himself  several  nights  a 
week.  What  we  thought  was  that  perhaps  you 
wouldn't  mind  taking  charge,  being  generally  res- 
ponsible, in  fact.  There  are  several  helpers,  of 
course,  but  Hugh  wants  someone  to  see  after  it  and 
get  people  to  give  lectures  and  keep  the  thing 
going.  We  thought  you'd  perhaps  have  the  time, 
and  we  knew  you  had  the  experience  and  could  do 
it.  It's  very  important  to  have  someone  at  the  top 
that  they  like ;  it  just  makes  all  the  difference. 
And  Hugh  thinks  it  so  hopeful  that  they  turned 
you  out  of  St.  Gregory's ;  he  doesn't  entirely 
approve  of  St.  Gregory's,  as  you  know.  Now  will 
you  ?  " 

Eddy,  after  due  consideration,  said  he  would  do 
the  best  he  could. 

"  I  shall  be  very  inept,  you  know.  Will  it  matter 
much  ?  I  suppose  the  men  down  there — Pollard 
and  the  rest — will  see  me  through.  And  you'll  be 
coming  down  sometimes,  perhaps." 

She  said  "  I  may,"  then  looked  at  him  for  a 
moment  speculatively,  and  added,  "  But  I  may  not. 
I  might  be  away,  with  Hugh." 

"  Oh,"  said  Eddy. 

"  If  no  one  else  satisfactory  can  go  with  him," 
she  said.  "  He  must  have  the  right  person.  Some- 
one who,  besides  looking  after  him,  will  make  him 


144          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

like  living  and  travelling  and  seeing  things.  That's 
very  important,  the  doctor  says.  He  is  such  a 
terribly  depressed  person,  poor  Hugh.  I  can 
brighten  him  up.  So  I  rather  expect  I  will  go,  and 
walk  about  Greece  with  him.  We  would  both  like 
it,  of  course." 

"  Of  course,"  said  Eddy,  his  chin  on  his  hand, 
looking  out  of  the  window  at  the  orange  trees  that 
grew  in  tubs  by  the  door. 

"  And,  lest  we  should  have  people  shocked," 
added  Eileen,  "  Bridget's  coming  too.  Not  that 
we  mind  people  with  that  sort  of  horrible  mind 
being  shocked — but  it  wouldn't  do  to  spoil  Hugh's 
work  by  it,  and  it  might.  Hugh,  of  course,  doesn't 
want  things  said  about  me,  either.  People  are  so 
stupid.  I  wonder  will  the  time  ever  come  when 
two  friends  can  go  about  together  the  way  no  harm 
will  be  said.  Bridget  thinks  never.  But  after  all, 
if  no  one's  prepared  to  set  an  example  of  common- 
sense,  how  are  we  to  move  on  ever  out  of  all  this 
horrid,  improper  tangle  and  muddle  ?  Jane,  of 
course,  says,  what  does  it  matter,  no  one  who 
counts  would  mind ;  but  then  for  Jane  so  few  people 
count.  Jane  would  do  it  herself  to-morrow,  and 
never  even  suspect  that  anyone  was  shocked.  But 
one  can't  have  people  saying  things  about  Hugh, 
and  he  running  clubs  and  settlements  and  things ; 
it  would  destroy  him  and  them ;  he's  one  of  the 
people  who've  got  to  be  careful ;  which  is  a  bore, 
but  can't  be  helped." 

"  No,  it  can't  be  helped,"  Eddy  agreed.    "  One 


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doesn't  want  people  to  be  hurt  or  shocked,  even 
apart  from  clubs  and  things  ;  and  so  many  even 
of  the  nicest  people  would  be." 

There  she  differed  from  him.  "  Not  the  nicest. 
The  less  nice.  The  foolish,  the  coarse-minded,  the 
shut-in,  the — the  tiresome." 

Eddy  smiled  disagreement,  and  she  remembered 
that  they  would  be  shocked  at  the  Deanery, 
doubtless. 

"  Ah  well,"  she  said,  "  have  it  your  own  way. 
The  nicest,  then,  as  well  as  the  least  nice,  because 
none  of  them  know  any  better,  poor  dears.  For  that 
matter,  Bridget  said  she'd  be  shocked  herself  if  we 
went  alone.  Bridget  has  moods,  you  know,  when 
she  prides  herself  on  being  proper — the  British  female 
guarding  the  conventions.  She's  in  one  of  them 
now.  .  .  .  Well,  go  and  see  Hugh  to-morrow,  will 
you,  and  talk  about  the  Settlement.  He'll  have  a 
lot  to  say,  but  don't  have  him  excited.  It's  wonder- 
ful what  a  trust  he  has  in  you,  Eddy,  since  you  left 
St.  Gregory's." 

"  An  inadequate  reason,"  said  Eddy,  "  but  leading 
to  a  very  proper  conclusion.  Yes,  I'll  go  and  see 
him,  then." 

He  did  so,  next  day.  He  found  Datcherd  at  the 
writing-table  in  his  library.  It  was  a  large  and 
beautiful  library  in  a  large  and  beautiful  house. 
The  Datcherds  were  rich  (or  would  have  been  had 
not  Datcherd  spent  much  too  much  money  on 
building  houses  for  the  poor,  and  Lady  Dorothy 
Datcherd  rather  too  much  on  cards  and  clothes  and 

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other  luxuries),  and  there  was  about  their  belongings 
that  air  of  caste,  of  inherited  culture,  of  transmitted 
intelligence  and  recognition  of  social  and  political 
responsibilities,  that  is  perhaps  only  to  be  found 
in  families  with  a  political  tradition  of  several 
generations.  Datcherd  wasn't  a  clever  literary 
free-lance ;  he  was  a  hereditary  Whig ;  that  was 
why  he  couldn't  be  detached,  why,  about  his  break- 
ing with  custom  and  convention,  there  would  always 
be  a  wrench  and  strain,  a  bitterness  of  hostility, 
instead  of  the  light  ease  of  Eileen  Le  Home's  set, 
that  could  gently  mock  at  the  heavy-handed  world 
because  it  had  never  been  under  its  dominance, 
never  conceived  anything  but  freedom.  That,  and 
because  of  their  finer  sense  of  responsibility,  is  why 
it  is  aristocrats  who  will  always  make  the  best 
social  revolutionaries.  They  know  that  life  is  real, 
life  is  earnest ;  they  are  bound  up  with  the  estab- 
lished status  by  innumerable  ties,  which  either  to 
keep  or  to  break  means  purpose.  They  are,  in 
fact,  heavily  involved,  all  round ;  they  cannot 
escape  their  liabilities  ;  they  are  the  grown-up  people 
in  a  light-hearted  world  of  children.  Surely,  then, 
they  should  have  more  of  the  reins  in  their  hands, 
less  jerking  of  them  from  below.  .  .  .  Such,  at 
least,  were  Eddy's  reflections  in  Datcherd's  library, 
while  he  waited  for  Datcherd  to  finish  a  letter  and 
thought  how  ill  he  looked. 

Their  ensuing  conversation  need  not  be  detailed. 
Datcherd  told  Eddy  about  arranging  lectures  at  the 
Club  House  whenever  he  could,  about  the  reading- 


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room,  the  gymnasium,  the  billiard-room,  the  wood- 
work, and  the  other  diversions  and  educational 
enterprises  which  flourish  in  such  institutions. 
Eddy  was  familiar  with  them  already,  having  some- 
times been  down  to  the  Club  House.  It  was  in 
its  main  purpose  educational.  To  it  came  youths 
between  the  ages  of  fifteen  and  five  and  twenty,  and 
gave  their  evenings  to  acquiring  instruction  in 
political  economy,  sociology,  history,  art,  physical 
exercises,  science,  and  other  branches  of  learning. 
They  had  regular  instructors ;  and  besides  these, 
irregular  lecturers  came  down  once  or  twice  a  week, 
friends  of  Datcherd's,  politicians,  social  workers, 
writers,  anyone  who  would  come  and  was  considered 
by  Datcherd  suitable.  The  Fabian  Society,  it 
seemed,  throve  still  among  the  Club  members,  and 
was  given  occasional  indulgences  such  as  Mr.  Shaw 
or  Mr.  Sidney  Webb,  and  lesser  treats  frequently. 
They  had  debates,  and  other  habits  such  as  will  be 
readily  imagined.  Having  indicated  these,  Datcherd 
proceeded  to  tell  Eddy  something  about  his  assistant 
workers,  in  what  ways  each  needed  firm  or  tender 
handling. 

While  they  were  talking,  Billy  Raymond  came 
in,  to  tell  Datcherd  about  a  new  poet  he  had  found, 
who  wrote  verse  that  seemed  suitable  for  Further. 
Billy  Raymond,  a  generous  and  appreciative  person, 
was  given  to  finding  new  poets,  usually  in  cellars, 
attics,  or  workmen's  flats.  It  was  commonly  said 
that  he  less  found  them  than  made  them,  by  some 
transmuting  magic  of  his  own  touch.  Anyhow 


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they  quite  often  produced  poetry,  for  longer  or 
shorter  periods.  This  latest  one  was  a  Socialist  in 
conviction  and  expression  ;  hence  his  suitability  for 
Further.  Eddy  wasn't  sure  that  they  ought  to 
talk  of  Further ;  it  obviously  had  Hugh  excited. 

He  and  Billy  Raymond  came  away  together, 
which  rather  pleased  Eddy,  as  he  liked  Billy  better 
than  most  people  of  his  acquaintance,  which  was 
saying  much.  There  was  a  breadth  about  Billy,  a 
large  and  gentle  tolerance,  a  courtesy  towards  all 
sorts  and  conditions  of  men  and  views,  that  made 
him  restful,  as  compared,  for  instance,  with  the 
intolerant  Arnold  Denison.  Perhaps  the  difference 
was  partly  that  Billy  was  a  poet,  with  the  artist's 
vision,  which  takes  in,  and  Arnold  only  a  critic, 
whose  function  it  is  to  select  and  exclude.  Billy, 
in  short,  was  a  producer,  and  Arnold  a  publisher ; 
and  publishers  have  to  be  for  ever  saying  that 
things  won't  do,  aren't  good  enough.  If  they  can't 
say  that,  they  are  poor  publishers  indeed.  Billy, 
in  Eddy's  view,  approached  more  nearly  than  most 
people  to  that  synthesis  which,  Eddy  believed, 
unites  all  factions  and  all  sections  of  truth. 

Billy  said,  "  Poor  dear  Hugh.  I  am  extraordi- 
narily sorry  for  him.  I  am  glad  you  are  going  to 
help  in  the  Settlement.  He  hates  leaving  it  so 
much.  I'm  sure  I  couldn't  worry  about  my  work 
or  anything  else  if  I  was  going  to  walk  about  Greece 
for  a  month ;  but  he's  so — so  ascetic.  I  think  I 
respect  Datcherd  more  than  almost  anyone ;  he's 
so  absolutely  single-minded.  He  won't  enjoy  Greece 


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a  bit,  I  believe,  because  of  all  the  people  in  slums 
who  can't  be  there,  and  wouldn't  if  they  could.  It 
will  seem  to  him  wicked  waste  of  money.  Waste, 
you  know  !  My  word  !  " 

"  Perhaps/'  said  Eddy,  "  he'll  learn  how  to  enjoy 
life  more  now  his  wife  has  left  him.  She  must  have 
been  a  weight  on  his  mind." 

"  Oh,  well,"  said  Billy,  "  I  don't  know.  Perhaps 
so.  ...  One  never  really  felt  that  she  quite  existed, 
and  I  daresay  he  didn't  either,  so  I  don't  suppose 
her  being  gone  will  make  so  very  much  difference. 
She  was  a  sort  of  unreal  thing — a  shadow.  I 
always  got  on  with  her  pretty  well ;  in  fact,  I 
rather  liked  her  in  a  way  ;  but  I  never  felt  she  was 
actually  there." 

"  She'd  be  there  to  Datcherd,  though,"  Eddy  said, 
feeling  that  Billy's  wisdom  hardly  embraced  the 
peculiar  circumstances  of  married  life,  and  Billy, 
never  much  interested  in  personal  relations,  said, 
"  Perhaps." 

They  were  in  Kensington,  and  Billy  went  to  call 
on  his  grandmother,  who  lived  in  Gordon  Place,  and 
to  whom  he  went  frequently  to  play  backgammon 
and  relate  the  news.  Billy  was  a  very  affectionate 
and  dutiful  young  man,  and  also  nearly  as  fond 
of  backgammon  as  his  grandmother  was.  With 
his  grandmother  lived  an  aunt,  who  didn't  care  for 
his  poetry  much,  and  Billy  was  very  fond  of  her 
too.  He  sometimes  went  with  his  grandmother  to 
St.  Mary  Abbot's  Church,  to  help  her  to  see  weddings 
(which  she  preferred  even  to  backgammon),  or 


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attend  services.  She  was  proud  of  Billy,  but,  for 
poets  to  read,  preferred  Scott,  Keble,  or  Doctor 
Watts.  She  admitted  herself  behind  modern  times, 
but  loved  to  see  and  hear  what  young  people  were 
doing,  though  it  usually  seemed  rather  silly.  To 
her  Billy  went  this  afternoon,  and  Eddy  meanwhile 
called  on  Mrs.  Le  Moine  and  Miss  Hogan  in  Campden 
Hill  Road.  He  found  Miss  Hogan  in,  just  returned 
from  a  picture-show,  and  she  gave  him  tea  and 
conversation. 

"  Of  course  you've  heard  all  about  our  inten- 
tions. Actually  we're  off  on  Thursday.  .  .  .  Last 
time  Eileen  went  abroad,  the  people  she  was  with 
took  a  maniac  by  mistake  ;  so  very  uncomfortable. 
I  quite  thought  after  that  she  had  decided  that 
travel  was  not  for  her.  However,  it  seems  not. 
You  know — I'm  sure  she  told  you — she  was  for 
going  just  he  and  she,  tout  simple.  Most  improper, 
of  course,  not  to  say  unwholesome.  They  meant 
no  harm,  dear  children,  but  who  would  believe 
that,  and  even  so,  what  are  the  convenances  for  but 
to  be  observed  ?  I  put  it  before  Eileen  in  my  most 
banal  and  borne  manner,  but,  needless  to  say,  how 
fruitless  !  So  at  last  I  had  to  offer  to  go  too.  Of 
course  from  kindness  she  had  to  accept  that, 
though  it  won't  be  at  all  the  same,  particularly  not 
to  Hugh.  Anyhow  there  we  are,  and  we're  off  on 
Thursday.  Hugh  will  be  very  much  upset  by  the 
Channel ;  I  believe  he  always  is  ;  no  constitution 
whatever,  poor  creature.  Also  I  believe  he  is  of 
those  with  whom  it  lasts  on  between  Calais  and 


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Paris — a  most  unhappy  class,  but  to  be  avoided  as 
travelling  companions.  I  know  too  well,  because 
of  an  aunt  of  mine.  .  .  .  Well,  anyhow  we're  going 
to  take  the  train  to  Trieste,  and  then  a  ship  to 
Kalamata,  and  then  take  to  our  feet  and  walk 
across  Greece.  Hitherto  I  have  only  done  Greece 
on  the  Dunnottar  Castle,  in  the  care  of  Sir  Henry 
Lunn,  which,  if  less  thrilling,  is  safer,  owing  to  the 
wild  dogs  that  tear  the  pedestrian  on  the  Greek 
hills,  one  is  given  to  understand.  I  only  hope  we 
may  be  preserved.  .  .  .  And  meanwhile  you're 
going  to  run  those  wonderful  clubs  of  Hugh's.  I 
wonder  if  you'll  do  it  at  all  as  he  would  wish  !  It 
is  beautiful  to  see  how  he  trusts  you — why,  I  can't 
imagine.  In  his  place  I  wouldn't ;  I  would  rather 
hand  over  my  clubs  to  some  unlettered  subordinate 
after  my  own  heart  and  bred  in  my  own  faith.  As 
for  you,  you  have  so  many  faiths  that  Hugh's  will 
be  swamped  in  the  crowd.  But  you  feel  confident 
that  you  will  do  it  well  ?  That  is  good,  and  the 
main  qualification  for  success." 

Thus  Miss  Hogan  babbled  on,  partly  because  she 
always  did,  partly  because  the  young  man  looked 
rather  strained,  and  she  was  afraid  if  she  paused 
that  he  might  say  how  sad  he  was  at  Eileen's  going, 
and  she  believed  these  things  better  unexpressed. 
He  wasn't  the  only  young  man  who  was  fond  of 
Eileen,  and  Miss  Hogan  had  her  own  ideas  as  to 
how  to  deal  with  such  emotions.  She  didn't  believe 
it  went  deep  with  Eddy,  or  that  he  would  admit 
to  himself  any  emotion  at  all  beyond  friendship, 


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owing  to  his  own  views  as  to  what  was  right,  not 
to  speak  of  what  was  sensible ;  and  no  doubt  if 
left  to  himself  for  a  month  or  so,  he  would  manage 
to  recover  entirely.  It  would  be  so  obviously  silly, 
as  well  as  wrong,  to  fall  in  love  with  Eileen  Le 
Moine,  and  Bridget  did  not  believe  Eddy,  in  spite 
of  some  confusion  in  his  mental  outlook,  to  be 
really  silly. 

She  directed  the  conversation  on  to  the  picture- 
show  she  had  just  been  to,  and  that  reminded  her 
of  SaUy  Peters. 

"  Did  you  hear  what  the  stupid  child's  done  ? 
Joined  the  Wild  Women,  and  jabbed  her  umbrella 
into  a  lot  of  Post  Impressionists  in  the  Grafton 
Galleries.  Of  course  they  caught  her  at  it — the 
elumsiest  child  ! — and  took  her  up  on  the  spot,  and 
she's  coming  up  for  trial  to-morrow  with  three  other 
lunatics,  old  enough  to  know  better  than  to  lead 
an  ignorant  baby  like  that  into  mischief.  I  expect 
she'll  get  a  month,  and  serve  her  right.  I  suppose 
she'll  go  on  hunger-strike  ;  but  she's  so  plump  that 
it  will  probably  affect  her  health  not  unfavourably. 
I  don't  know  who  got  hold  of  her ;  doubtless  some 
mad  and  bad  creatures  who  saw  she  had  no  more 
sense  than  a  little  owl,  and  set  her  blundering  into 
shop-windows  and  picture-glasses  like  a  young 
blue-bottle.  ...  By  the  way,  though  you  are,  I 
know,  so  many  things,  I  feel  sure  you  draw  the 
line  at  the  militants." 

Eddy  said  he  thought  he  saw  their  point  of  view. 

"  Point  of  view  !    They've  not  one,"  Miss  Hogan 


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cried.  "  I  suppose,  like  other  decent  people,  you 
want  women  to  have  votes  !  Well,  you  must  grant 
they've  spoilt  any  chance  of  that,  anyhow — smashed 
up  the  whole  suffrage  campaign  with  their  horrible 
jabbing  umbrellas  and  absurd  little  bombs." 

Eddy  granted  that.  "  They've  smashed  the 
suffrage,  for  the  present,  yes.  Poor  things."  He 
reflected  for  a  moment  on  these  unfortunate 
persons,  and  added,  "  But  I  do  see  what  they 
mean,  all  the  same.  They  smash  and  spoil  and 
hurt  things  and  people  and  causes,  because  they 
are  stupid  with  anger;  but  they've  got  things 
to  be  angry  about,  after  all.  Oh,  I  admit  they're 
very,  very  stupid  and  inartistic,  and  hopelessly 
unaesthetic  and  British  and  unimaginative  and 
cruel  and  without  any  humour  at  all — but  I  do  see 
what  they  mean,  in  a  way." 

"  Well,  don't  explain  it  to  me,  then,  because  I've 
heard  it  at  first-hand  far  too  often  lately." 

Eddy  went  round  to  the  rooms  in  Old  Compton 
Street  which  he  shared  with  Arnold  Denison. 
Arnold  had  chosen  Soho  for  residence  partly  because 
he  liked  it,  partly  to  improve  his  knowledge  of 
languages,  and  partly  to  study  the  taste  of  the 
neighbourhood  in  literature,  as  it  was  there  that  he 
intended,  when  he  had  more  leisure,  to  start  a 
bookshop.  Eddy,  too,  liked  it.  (This  is  a  superfluous 
observation,  because  anybody  would.)  In  fact,  he 
liked  his  life  in  general  just  now.  He  liked  reviewing 
for  the  Daily  Post  and  writing  for  himself  (himself 
via  the  editors  of  various  magazines  who  met  with 


154          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

his  productions  on  their  circular  route  and  pushed 
them  on  again).  He  liked  getting  review  copies  of 
books  to  keep ;  his  taste  was  catholic  and  omni- 
verous,  and  boggled  at  nothing.  With  joy  he  perused 
everything,  even  novels  which  had  won  prizes  in 
novel  competitions,  popular  discursive  works  called 
"  About  the  Place/1  and  books  of  verse  (to  do  them 
justice,  not  even  popular)  called  "  Pipings,"  and 
such.  He  wrote  appreciative  reviews  of  all  of  them, 
because  he  appreciated  them  all.  It  may  fairly  be 
said  that  he  saw  each  as  its  producer  saw  it,  which 
may  or  may  not  be  what  a  reviewer  should  try  to 
do,  but  is  anyhow  grateful  and  comforting  to  the 
reviewed.  Arnold,  who  did  not  do  this,  in  vain 
protested  that  he  would  lose  his  job  soon.  "  No 
literary  editor  will  stand  such  indiscriminate  ful- 
someness  for  long.  .  .  .  It's  a  dispensation  of  provi- 
dence that  you  didn't  come  and  read  for  us,  as  I 
once  mistakenly  wished.  You  would,  so  far  as 
your  advice  carried  any  weight,  have  dragged  us 
down  into  the  gutter.  Have  you  no  sense  of  values 
or  of  decency  ?  Can  you  really  like  these  florid 
effusions  of  base  minds  ?  "  He  was  reading  through 
Eddy's  last  review,  which  was  of  a  book  of  verse 
by  a  lady  gifted  with  emotional  tendencies  and  an 
admiration  for  landscape.  Arnold  shook  his  head 
and  laughed  as  he  put  the  review  down. 

"  The  queer  thing  about  it  is  that  it's  not  a  bad 
review,  in  spite  of  everything  you  say  in  apprecia- 
tion of  the  lunatic  who  wrote  the  book.  That's 
what  I  can't  understand ;  how  you  can  be  so 


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155 


intelligent  and  yet  so  idiotic.  You've  given  the 
book  exactly,  in  a  few  phrases — no  one  could 
possibly  mistake  its  nature — and  then  you  make 
several  quite  true,  not  to  say  brilliant  remarks 
about  it — and  then  you  go  on  and  say  how  good 
it  is.  ...  Well,  I  shall  be  interested  to  see  how 
long  they  keep  you  on." 

"  They  like  me/'  Eddy  assured  him,  complacently. 
"  They  think  I  write  well.  The  authors  like  me, 
too.  Many  a  heartfelt  letter  of  thanks  do  I  get 
from  those  whom  there  are  few  to  praise  and  fewer 
still  to  love.  As  you  may  have  noticed,  they  strew 
the  breakfast  table.  Is  it  comme  il  faut  for  me  to 
answer  ?  I  do — I  mean,  I  did,  both  times — 
because  it  seemed  politer,  but  it  was  perhaps  a 
mistake,  because  the  correspondence  between  me 
and  one  of  them  has  not  ceased  yet,  and  possibly 
never  will,  since  neither  of  us  likes  to  end  it.  How 
involving  life  is  !  " 

Meanwhile  he  went  to  the  Club  House  by  the  Lea 
most  evenings.  That,  too,  he  liked.  He  had  a 
gift  which  Datcherd  had  detected  in  him,  the  gift 
of  getting  on  well  with  all  sorts  of  people,  irrespec- 
tive of  their  incomes,  breeding,  social  status,  in- 
telligence, or  respectability.  He  did  not,  like  Arnold, 
rule  out  the  unintelligent,  the  respectable,  the 
commonplace  ;  nor,  like  Datcherd,  the  orthodoxly 
religious ;  nor,  as  Jane  did,  without  knowing  it, 
the  vulgar ;  nor,  like  many  delightful  and  com- 
panionable and  well-bred  people,  the  uneducated, 
those  whom  we,  comprehensively  and  rightly,  call 


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the  poor — rightly,  because,  though  poverty  may 
seem  the  merest  superficial  and  insignificant  attri- 
bute of  the  completed  product,  it  is  also  the  original, 
fundamental  cause  of  all  the  severing  differences. 
Molly  Bellairs  thought  Eddy  would  have  made  a 
splendid  clergyman,  a  better  one  than  his  father, 
who  was  unlimitedly  kind,  but  ill  at  ease,  and  talked 
above  poor  people's  heads.  Eddy,  with  less  grip 
of  theological  problems,  had  a  surer  hold  of  points 
of  view,  and  apprehended  the  least  witty  of  jokes, 
the  least  pathetic  of  quarrels,  the  least  picturesque 
of  emotions.  Hence  he  was  popular. 

He  found  that  the  sort  of  lectures  Datcherd's 
clubs  were  used  to  expect  were  largely  on  subjects 
like  the  Minimum  Wage,  Capitalism  versus  In- 
dustrialism, Organised  Labour,  the  Eight  Hours 
Day,  Poor  Law  Reform,  the  Endowment  of  Mothers, 
Co-partnership,  and  such ;  all  very  interesting  and 
profitable  if  well  treated.  So  Eddy  wrote  to  Bob 
Traherne,  the  second  curate  at  St.  Gregory's,  to 
ask  him  to  give  one.  Traherne  replied  that  he 
would,  if  Eddy  liked,  give  a  course  of  six.  He 
proceeded  to  do  so,  and  as  he  was  a  good,  concise, 
and  pungent  speaker,  drew  large  audiences  and  was 
immensely  popular.  At  the  end  of  his  lecture 
he  sold  penny  tracts  by  Church  Socialists; 
really  sold  them,  in  large  numbers.  After  his 
third  lecture,  which  was  on  the  Minimum  Wage, 
he  said  he  would  be  glad  to  receive  the  names  of 
any  persons  who  would  like  to  join  the  Church 
Socialist  League,  the  most  effective  society  he  knew 


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of  for  furthering  these  objects.  He  received  seven 
forthwith,  and  six  more  after  the  next. 

Protests  reached  Eddy  from  a  disturbed  secretary, 
a  pale,  red-haired  young  man,  loyal  to  Datcherd' s 
spirit. 

"  It's  not  what  Mr.  Datcherd  would  like,  Mr. 
Oliver." 

Eddy  said,  "  Why  on  earth  shouldn't  he  ?  He 
likes  the  men  to  be  Socialists,  doesn't  he  ?  " 

"  Not  that  sort,  he  doesn't.  At  least,  he  wouldn't. 
He  likes  them  to  think  for  themselves,  not  to  be 
tied  up  with  the  Church." 

"  Well,  they  are  thinking  for  themselves.  He 
wouldn't  like  them  to  be  tied  up  to  his  beliefs 
either,  surely.  I  feel  sure  it's  all  right,  Pollard. 
Anyhow,  I  can't  stop  them  joining  the  League  if 
they  want  to,  can  I  ?  " 

"  We  ought  to  stop  the  Reverend  Traherne 
that's  where  it  is.  He'd  talk  the  head  off  an  ele- 
phant. He  gets  a  hold  of  them,  and  abuses  it.  It 
isn't  right,  and  it  isn't  fair,  nor  what  Mr.  Datcherd 
would  like  in  the  Club." 

"  Nonsense,"  said  Eddy.  "  Mr.  Datcherd  would 
be  delighted.  Mr.  Traherne's  a  first-rate  lecturer, 
you  know ;  they  learn  more  from  him  than  they 
do  from  all  the  Socialist  literature  they  get  out  of 
the  library." 

Worse  than  this,  several  young  men  who  despised 
church-going,  quite  suddenly  took  to  it,  bicycling 
over  to  the  Borough  to  hear  the  Reverend  Traherne 
preach.  Datcherd  had  no  objection  to  anyone 


158          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

going  to  church  if  from  conviction,  but  this  sort  of 
unbalanced,  unreasoning  yielding  to  a  personal 
influence  he  would  certainly  consider  degrading 
and  unworthy  of  a  thinking  citizen.  Be  a  man's 
convictions  what  they  might,  Datcherd  held,  let 
them  be  convictions,  based  on  reason  and  principle, 
not  incoherent  impulses  and  chance  emotions.  It 
was  almost  certain  that  he  would  not  have  approved 
of  Traherne's  influence  over  his  clubs. 

Still  less,  Pollard  thought,  would  he  have  ap- 
proved oi  Captain  Greville's.  Captain  Greville  was 
a  retired  captain,  who  needs  no  description  here. 
His  mission  in  life  was  to  talk  about  the  National 
Service  League.  Eddy,  who,  it  may  be  remem- 
bered, belonged  among  other  leagues  to  this,  met 
him  somewhere,  and  requested  him  to  come  and 
address  the  club  on  the  subject  one  evening.  He 
did  so.  He  made  a  very  good  speech,  for  thirty- 
five  minutes,  which  is  exactly  the  right  length  for 
this  topic.  (Some  people  err,  and  speak  too  long, 
on  this  as  on  many  other  subjects,  and  miss  their 
goal  in  consequence.)  Captain  Greville  said,  How 
delightful  to  strengthen  the  national  fibre  and  the 
sense  of  civic  duty  by  bringing  all  men  into  relation 
with  national  ideas  through  personal  training  dur- 
ing youth ;  to  strengthen  the  national  health  by 
sound  physical  development  and  discipline,  et- 
cetera ;  to  bring  to  bear  upon  the  most  important 
business  with  which  a  nation  can  have  to  deal, 
namely,  National  Defence,  the  knowledge,  the 
interest,  and  the  criticism  of  the  national  mind; 


THE  CLUB  159 

to  safeguard  the  nation  against  war  by  showing 
that  we  are  prepared  for  it,  and  ensure  that,  should 
war  break  out,  peace  may  be  speedily  re-estab- 
lished ;  in  short,  to  Organize  our  Man  Power ; 
further,  not  to  be  shot  in  time  of  invasion  for 
carrying  a  gun  unlawfully,  which  is  a  frequent 
incident  (sensation).  He  said  a  good  deal  more, 
which  need  not  be  specified,  as  it  is  doubtless 
familiar  to  many,  and  would  be  unwelcome  to 
others.  At  the  end  he  said,  "  Are  you  Democrats  ? 
Then  join  the  League,  which  advocates  the  only 
democratic  system  of  defence.  Are  you  Socialists  ?  " 
(this  was  generous,  because  he  disliked  Socialists 
very  much)  "  Then  join  the  League,  which  aims 
at  a  reform  strictly  in  accordance  with  the  princi- 
ples of  co-operative  socialism ;  in  fact,  many 
people  base  their  opposition  to  it  on  the  grounds 
that  it  is  too  socialistic.  Finally  (he  observed), 
what  we  want  is  not  a  standing  army,  and  not  a 
war — God  forbid — but  men  capable  of  fighting 
like  men  in  defence  of  their  wives,  their  children, 
and  their  homes/' 

The  Club  apparently  realised  suddenly  that  this 
was  what  they  did  want,  and  crowded  up  to  sign 
cards  and  receive  buttons  inscribed  with  the  in- 
spiring motto :  "  The  Path  of  Duty  is  the  Path  of 
Safety."  In  short,  quite  a  third  of  the  young 
men  became  adherents  of  the  League,  encouraged 
thereto  by  Eddy,  and  congratulated  by  the  en- 
thusiastic captain.  They  were  invited  to  ask 
questions,  so  they  did.  They  asked,  What  about 


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employers  chucking  a  man  for  good  because  he  had 
to  be  away  for  his  four  months  camp  ?  Answer : 
This  would  not  happen ;  force  would  be  exerted 
over  the  employer.  (Some  scepticism,  but  a  general 
sentiment  of  approval  for  this,  as  for  something 
which  would  indeed  be  grand  if  it  could  be  worked, 
and  which  might  in  itself  be  worth  joining  the 
League  for,  merely  to  score  off  the  employer.) 
Further  answer :  The  late  Sir  Joseph  Whitworth 
said,  "  The  labour  of  a  man  who  has  gone  through 
a  course  of  military  drill  is  worth  eighteen-pence  a 
week  more  than  that  of  one  untrained,  as  through 
the  training  received  in  military  drill  men  learn 
ready  obedience,  attention,  and  combination,  all 
of  which  are  so  necessary  in  work."  Question : 
Would  they  get  it  ?  Answer :  Get  what  ?  Ques- 
tion :  The  eighteen-pence.  Answer  :  In  justice  they 
certainly  should.  Question :  Would  employers  be 
forced  to  give  it  them  ?  Answer  :  All  these  details 
are  left  to  be  worked  out  later  in  the  Bill.  Con- 
clusion :  The  Bill  would  not  be  popular  among 
employers.  Further  conclusion :  Let  us  join  it. 
Which  they  did. 

Before  he  departed,  Captain  Greville  said  that 
he  was  very  pleased  with  the  encouraging  results 
of  the  evening,  and  he  hoped  that  as  many  as  would 
be  interested  would  come  and  see  a  cinematograph 
display  he  was  giving  in  Hackney  next  week,  called 
"  In  Time  of  Invasion."  From  that  he  would 
venture  to  say  they  would  learn  something  of  the 
horrors  of  unprepared  attack.  The  Club  went  to 


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that.  It  was  a  splendid  show,  well  worth  three- 
pence. It  abounded  in  men  being  found  unlawfully 
with  guns  and  being  shot  like  rabbits ;  in  un- 
trained and  incompetent  soldiers  fleeing  from  the 
foe ;  abandoned  mothers  defending  their  cottage 
homes  to  the  last  against  a  brutal  soldiery  ;  corpses 
of  children  tossed  on  pikes  to  make  a  Prussian 
holiday ;  Boy  Scouts  and  Girl  Guides,  the  one 
saving  element  in  the  terrible  display  of  national 
incompetence,  performing  marvellous  feats  of  skill 
and  heroism,  and  dying  like  flies  in  discharge  of 
their  duties.  Afterwards  there  was  a  very  different 
series  to  illustrate  the  Invasion  as  it  would  be  had 
the  National  Service  Act  been  passed.  "  The 
Invaders  realise  their  Mistake,"  was  inscribed  on 
the  preliminary  curtain.  Well-trained,  efficient, 
and  courageous  young  men  then  sallied  into  the 
field,  proud  in  the  possession  of  fire-arms  they  had 
a  right  to,  calm  in  their  perfect  training,  temerity, 
and  discipline,  presenting  an  unflinching  and  im- 
pregnable front  to  the  cowering  foe,  who  retreated 
in  broken  disorder,  realising  their  mistake  (cheers). 
Then  on  the  Finis  curtain  blazed  out  the  grand 
moral  of  it  all :  "  The  Path  of  Duty  is  the  Path  of 
Safety.  Keep  your  homes  inviolate  by  learning 
to  Defend  them."  (Renewed  cheers,  and  "  God  Save 

the  King"). 

A  very  fine  show,  to  which,  it  may  be  added,  Mr. 
Sidney  Pollard,  the  Club  Secretary,  did  not  go. 

It  was  soon  after  this  that  Captain  Greville, 
having  been  much  pleased — very  pleased,  as  he 

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162          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

said — by  the  Lea-side  Club,  presented  its  library 
with  a  complete  set  of  Kipling.  Kipling,  since 
the  Kipling  period  was  some  years  past,  was  not 
well  known  by  the  Club ;  appearing  among  them 
suddenly,  on  the  top  of  the  Cinema,  he  made  some- 
thing of  a  furore.  If  Mr.  Datcherd  would  get  him 
to  write  poetry  for  Further,  now,  instead  of  Mr. 
Henderson  and  Mr.  Raymond,  and  all  the  people 
he  did  get,  that  would  be  something  like.  Finding 
Kipling  so  popular,  and  yielding  to  a  request,  Eddy, 
who  read  rather  well,  gave  some  Kipling  readings, 
which  were  much  enjoyed  by  a  crowded  audience. 

"  Might  as  well  take  them  to  a  music  hall  at 
once/'  complained  Mr.  Pollard. 

"  Would  they  like  it  ?  I  will,"  returned  Eddy, 
and  did  so,  paying  for  a  dozen  boys  at  the  Empire. 

It  must  not  be  supposed  that  Eddy  neglected, 
in  the  cult  of  a  manly  patriotism,  the  other  aspects 
of  life.  On  the  contrary,  he  induced  Billy  Ray- 
mond, a  good-natured  person,  to  give  a  lecture 
on  the  Drama,  and  after  it,  took  a  party  to  the 
Savoy  Theatre,  to  see  Granville  Barker's  Shake- 
speare, which  bored  them  a  good  deal.  Then  he 
got  Jane  to  give  an  address  on  drawings,  and,  to 
illustrate  it,  took  some  rather  apathetic  youths  to 
see  Jane's  own  exhibition.  Also  he  conducted  a 
party  to  where  Mr.  Roger  Fry  was  speaking  on 
Post-Impressionism,  and  then,  when  they  had 
thoroughly  grasped  it,  to  the  gallery  where  it  was  just 
then  being  exemplified.  First  he  told  them  that  they 
could  laugh  at  the  pictures  if  they  choose,  of  course, 


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but  that  that  was  an  exceedingly  stupid  way  of 
looking  at  them ;  so  they  actually  did  not,  such  was 
his  influence  over  them  at  this  time.  Instead, 
when  he  pointed  out  to  them  the  beauties  of  Matisse, 
they  pretended  to  agree  with  him,  and  listened 
tolerant,  if  bored,  while  he  had  an  intelligent  dis- 
cussion with  an  artist  friend  whom  he  met. 

All  this  is  to  say  that  Eddy  had  his  young  men 
well  in  hand — better  in  hand  than  Datcherd,  who 
was  less  cordial  and  hail-fellow-well-met  with  them, 
had  ever  had  them.  It  was  great  fun.  Influencing 
people  in  a  mass  always  is  ;  it  feels  rather  like 
driving  a  large  and  powerful  car,  which  is  sent 
swerving  to  right  or  left  by  a  small  turn  of  the 
wrist.  Probably  actors  feel  like  this  when  acting, 
only  more  so  ;  perhaps  speakers  feel  like  this  when 
speaking.  Doing  what  you  like  with  people,  the 
most  interesting  and  absorbing  of  the  plastic 
materials  ready  to  the  hand — that  is  better  than 
working  with  clay,  paints,  or  words.  Not  that 
Eddy  was  consciously  aware  of  what  he  was  doing 
in  that  way ;  only  about  each  fresh  thing  as  it 
turned  up  he  was  desirous  to  make  these  lads  that 
he  liked  feel  keen  and  appreciative,  as  he  felt  him- 
self ;  and  he  was  delighted  that  they  did  so,  showing 
themselves  thereby  so  sane,  sensible,  and  intelligent. 
He  had  found  them  keen  enough  on  some  impor- 
tant things — industrial  questions,  certain  aspects 
of  Socialism,  the  Radical  Party  in  politics ;  it  was 
for  him  to  make  them  equally  keen  on  other  things, 
hitherto  apparently  rather  overlooked  by  them. 


THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

One  of  these  things  was  the  Church ;  here  his 
success  was  only  partial,  but  distinctly  encourag- 
ing. Another  was  the  good  in  Toryism,  which 
they  were  a  little  blind  to.  To  open  their  eyes, 
he  had  a  really  intelligent  Conservative  friend  of 
his  to  address  them  on  four  successive  Tuesdays  on 
politics.  He  did  not  want  in  the  least  to  change 
their  politics — what  can  be  better  than  to  be  a 
Radical  ? — (this  was  as  well,  because  it  would 
have  been  a  task  outside  even  his  sphere  of  influ- 
ence)— but  certainly  they  should  see  both  sides. 
So  both  sides  were  set  before  them ;  and  the  result 
was  certainly  that  they  looked  much  less  intoler- 
antly than  before  upon  the  wrong  side,  because  Mr. 
Oliver,  who  was  a  first-rater,  gave  it  his  counten- 
ance, as  he  had  to  Matisse  and  that  tedious  thing 
at  the  Savoy.  Matisse,  Shakespeare,  Tariff  Reform, 
they  all  seemed  silly,  but  there,  they  pleased  a 
good  chap  and  a  pleasant  friend,  who  could  also 
appreciate  Harry  Lauder,  old  Victor  Gray  son, 
Kipling,  and  the  Minimum  Wage. 

Such  were  the  interests  of  a  varied  and  crowded 
life  on  club  nights  by  the  Lea.  Distraught  by 
them,  Mr.  Sidney  Pollard  wrote  to  his  master  in 
Greece — (address,  Poste-Restante,  Athens,  where 
eventually  his  wanderings  would  lead  him  and  he 
would  call  for  letters) — to  say  that  all  was  going  to 
sixes  and  sevens,  and  here  was  a  Tariff  Reformer  let 
loose  on  the  Club  on  Tuesday  evenings,  and  a  parson 
to  rot  about  his  fancy  Socialism  on  Wednesdays, 
and  another  parson  holding  a  mission  service  in 


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the  street  last  Sunday  afternoon,  not  even  about 
Socialism — (this  was  Father  Dempsey) — and  half 
the  club  hanging  about  him  and  asking  him  posers, 
which  is  always  the  beginning  of  the  end,  because 
any  parson,  having  been  bred  to  it,  can  answer 
posers  so  much  more  posingly  than  anyone  can  ask 
them ;  and  some  captain  or  other  talking  that 
blanked  nonsense  about  National  Service,  and 
giving  round  his  silly  buttons  as  if  they  were  choco- 
late drops  at  a  school-feast,  and  leading  them  on 
to  go  to  an  idiot  Moving  Picture  Show,  calculated 
to  turn  them  all  into  Jingoes  of  the  deepest  dye ; 
and  some  Blue  Water  maniac  gassing  about  Dread- 
noughts, so  that  "  We  want  eight  and  we  won't 
wait  "  was  sung  by  the  school-children  in  the  streets 
instead  of  "  Every  nice  girl  loves  a  sailor,"  which 
may  mean,  emotionally,  much  the  same,  but  is 
politically  offensive.  Further,  Mr.  Oliver  had  been 
giving  Kipling  readings,  and  half  the  lads  were 
Kipling-mad,  and  fought  to  get  Barrack-room 
Ballads  out  of  the  library.  Finally,  "  Mr.  Oliver 
may  mean  no  harm,  but  he  is  doing  a  lot,"  said  Mr. 
Pollard.  "  If  he  goes  on  here,  the  tone  of  the  Club 
will  be  spoilt,  he  is  personally  popular,  owing  to 
being  a  friend  to  all  in  his  manner  and  having 
pleasant  ways,  and  that  is  the  worst  sort.  If  you 
are  not  coming  home  yourself  soon,  perhaps  you 
will  make  some  change  by  writing,  and  tell  Mr. 
Oliver  if  you  approve  of  above  things  or  not.  I 
have  thought  it  right  to  let  you  know  all,  and  you 
will  act  according  as  you  think.  I  very  much 


166          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

trust  your  health  is  on  the   mend,  you  are  badly 
missed  here." 

Datcherd  got  that  letter  at  last,  but  not  just  yet, 
for  he  was  then  walking  inland  across  the  Plain  of 
Thessaly  between  Volo  and  Tempe. 


CHAPTER  X. 

DATCHERD'S  RETURN. 

ON  the  last  day  of  April,  Eddy  procured  an  Irish 
Nationalist  to  address  the  Club  on  Home  Rule. 
He  was  a  hot-tempered  person,  and  despised  English 
people  and  said  so ;  which  was  foolish  in  a  speaker, 
and  rather  discounted  his  other  remarks,  because 
the  Club  young  men  preferred  to  be  liked,  even  by 
those  who  made  speeches  to  them.  His  cause, 
put  no  doubt  over-vehemently,  was  on  the  whole 
approved  of  by  the  Club,  Radically  inclined  as  it  in 
the  main  was  ;  but  it  is  a  noticeable  fact  that  this 
particular  subject  is  apt  to  fall  dead  on  English 
working-class  audiences,  who  have,  presumably, 
a  deeply-rooted  feeling  that  it  does  not  seriously 
affect  them  either  way.  Anyhow,  this  Nationalist 
hardly  evoked  the  sympathy  he  deserved  in  the 
Club.  Also  they  were  inclined  to  be  amused 
at  his  accent,  which  was  unmodified  Wexford. 
Probably  Eddy  appreciated  him  and  his  arguments 
more  than  anyone  else  did. 

So,  when  on  the  second  day  of  May  Eddy  introduced 
an  Orangeman  to  speak  on  the  same  subject  from 

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168          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

another  point  of  view,  the  audience  was  inclined  to 
receive  him  favourably.  The  Orangeman  was 
young,  much  younger  than  the  Nationalist,  and 
equally  Irish,  though  from  another  region,  both 
geographically  and  socially.  His  accent,  what  he 
had  of  it,  is  best  described  as  polite  North  of  Ire- 
land, and  he  had  been  at  Cambridge  with  Eddy. 
Though  capable  of  fierceness,  and  with  an  Ulster- 
will-fight  look  in  the  eye,  the  fierceness  was  directed 
rather  against  his  disloyal  compatriots  than  against 
his  audience,  which  was  more  satisfactory  to  the 
audience.  And  whenever  he  liked  he  could  make 
them  laugh,  which  was  more  satisfactory  still. 
From  his  face  you  might,  before  he  spoke,  guess 
him  to  be  a  Nationalist,  so  essentially  and  indubit- 
ably south-west  Irish  was  the  look  of  it.  To  avert 
so  distressing  an  error  he  did  speak,  as  a  rule,  quite 
a  lot. 

He  spoke  this  evening  with  energy,  lucidity, 
humour,  and  vehemence,  and  the  Club  listened 
appreciatively.  Gradually  he  worked  them  up 
from  personal  approval  of  himself  to  partial  ap- 
proval of,  or  at  least  sympathy  with,  his  cause. 
He  went  into  the  financial  question  with  an  impos- 
ing production  of  figures.  He  began  several  times, 
"  The  Nationalists  will  tell  you/'  and  then  proceeded 
to  repeat  precisely  what  the  Nationalist  the  other 
night  had  told  them,  only  to  knock  it  down  with  an 
argument  that  was  sometimes  conclusive,  often 
would  just  do,  and  occasionally  just  wouldn't; 
and  the  Club  cheered  the  first  sort,  accepted  the 


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second  as  ingenious,  and  said  "  Oh,"  good-humour- 
edly,  to  the  third.  Altogether  it  was  an  excellent 
speech,  full  of  profound  conviction,  with  some 
incontrovertible  sense,  and  a  smattering  of  in- 
telligent nonsense.  Not  a  word  was  dull,  and 
not  a  word  was  unkind  to  the  Pope  of  Rome  or 
his  adherents,  as  is  usual,  and  perhaps  essential, 
in  such  speeches  when  produced  in  Ireland,  and 
necessitates  their  careful  expurgating  before  they 
are  delivered  to  English  audiences,  who  have  a 
tolerant,  if  supercilious,  feeling  towards  that  mis- 
guided Church.  The  young  man  spoke  for  half 
an  hour,  and  held  his  audience.  He  held  them  even 
when  he  said,  drawing  to  the  end,  "  I  wonder  do 
any  of  you  here  know  anything  at  all  about  Ireland 
and  Irish  politics,  or  do  you  get  it  all  second-hand 
from  the  English  Radical  papers  ?  Do  you  know 
at  all  what  you're  talking  about  ?  Bad  govern- 
ment, incompetent  economy,  partiality,  prejudice, 
injustice,  tyranny — that's  what  the  English  Radicals 
want  to  hand  us  over  to.  And  that  is  what  they 
will  not  hand  us  over  to,  because  we  in  Ulster,  the 
most  truly  and  nationally  Irish  part  of  Ireland, 
have  signed  this."  He  produced  from  his  breast- 
pocket the  Covenant,  and  held  it  up  before  them, 
so  that  they  all  saw  the  Red  Hand  that  blazed  out 
on  it.  He  read  it  through  to  them,  and  sat  down. 
Cheers  broke  out,  stamping  of  feet,  clapping  of 
hands ;  it  was  the  most  enthusiastic  reception  a 
speaker  had  ever  had  at  the  Club. 

Someone  began  singing  "  Rule  Britannia,"  as  the 


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nearest  expression  that  occurred  to  him  of  the 
patriotic  and  anti-disruptive  sentiments  that  filled 
him,  and  it  was  taken  up  and  shouted  all  over  the 
room.  It  was  as  if  the  insidious  influence  of  Kipling, 
the  National  Service  League,  the  Invasion  Pictures, 
the  Primrose  League,  and  the  Blue  Water  School, 
which  had  been  eating  with  gradual  corruption 
into  the  sound  heart  of  the  Club,  was  breaking 
out  at  last,  under  the  finishing  poison  of  Orangeism, 
into  an  eruption  which  could  only  be  eased  by  song 
and  shout.  So  they  sang  and  shouted,  some  from 
enthusiasm,  some  for  fun,  and  Eddy  said  to  his 
friend  the  speaker,  "  You've  fairly  fetched  them 
this  time,"  and  looked  smiling  over  the  jubilant 
crowd,  from  the  front  chairs  to  the  back,  and,  at 
the  back  of  all,  met  the  eyes  of  Datcherd.  He 
stood  leaning  against  the  door,  unjubilant,  songless, 
morose,  his  hands  in  his  pockets,  a  cynical  smile 
faintly  touching  his  lips.  At  his  side  was  Sidney 
Pollard,  with  very  bright  eyes  in  a  white  face,  and 
a  "  There,  you  see  for  yourself  "  air  about  him. 

Eddy  hadn't  known  Datcherd  was  coming  down 
to  the  Club  to-night,  though  he  knew  he  had  arrived 
in  England,  three  weeks  before  he  had  planned. 
Seeing  him,  he  rose  to  his  feet  and  smiled,  and  the 
audience,  following  his  eyes,  turned  round  and  saw 
their  returned  president  and  master.  Upon  that 
they  cheered  again,  louder  if  possible  than  before. 
Datcherd's  acknowledgment  was  of  the  faintest. 
He  stood  there  for  a  moment  longer,  then  turned 
and  left  the  room. 


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The  meeting  ended,  after  the  usual  courtesies 
and  votes  of  thanks,  and  Eddy  took  his  friend 
away. 

"  You  must  come  and  be  introduced  to  Datcherd," 
he  said.  "  I  wonder  where  he's  got  to." 

His  friend  looked  doubtful.  "  He  could  have 
come  and  spoken  to  me  in  the  room  if  he'd  wanted. 
Perhaps  he  didn't.  Perhaps  he'd  be  tired  after  his 
journey.  He  didn't  look  extraordinarily  cheery, 
somehow.  I  think  I'll  not  bother  him." 

"  Oh,  he's  all  right.  He  only  looked  like  a  Home 
Ruler  listening  to  Orange  cheering.  I  expect  they 
don't,  as  a  rule,  look  very  radiant,  do  they  ?  " 

"  They  do  not.  But  you  don't  mean  he'd  mind 
my  coming  to  speak,  surely  ?  Because,  if  he  does, 
I  ought  never  to  have  come.  You  told  me  they  had 
lectures  from  all  sorts  of  people  on  all  sorts  of 
things." 

"  So  they  do.  No,  of  course  he  wouldn't  mind. 
But  that's  the  way  he's  bound  to  look  in  public, 
as  a  manifesto,  don't  you  see.  Like  a  clergyman 
listening  to  a  Nonconformist  preacher.  He  has  to 
assert  his  principles." 

"  But  a  Church  clergyman  probably  wouldn't 
get  a  Nonconformist  to  preach  in  his  church. 
They  don't,  I  believe,  as  a  rule." 

Eddy  was  forced  to  admit  that,  unfortunately, 
they  didn't. 

His  friend,  a  person  of  good  manners,  was  a  little 
cross.  "  We've  had  him  offended  now,  and  I  don't 
blame  him.  You  should  have  told  me.  I  should 


172          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

never  have  come.  It's  such  rustic  manners,  to 
break  into  a  person's  Club  and  preach  things  he 
hates.  I  could  tell  he  hated  it,  by  the  look  in  his 
eye.  He  kept  the  other  end  of  the  room,  the  way 
he  wouldn't  break  out  at  me  and  say  anything 
ferocious.  No,  I'm  not  coming  to  look  for  him  ;  I 
wouldn't  dare  look  him  in  the  face  ;  you  can  go 
by  yourself.  You've  fairly  let  me  in,  Oliver.  I 
hate  being  rude  to  the  wrong  side,  it  gives  them 
such  an  advantage.  They're  rude  enough  to  us,  as 
a  rule,  to  do  for  the  two.  /  don't  want  to  have 
anything  to  do  with  his  little  Radical  Club  ;  if  he 
wants  to  keep  it  to  himself  and  his  Radical  friends, 
he's  welcome." 

"  You're  talking  nonsense,"  Eddy  said.  "  Did 
it  behave  like  a  Radical  club  to-night  ?  " 

"  It  did  not.  Which  is  exactly  why  Datcherd 
has  every  reason  to  be  annoyed.  Well,  you  can 
tell  him  from  me  that  it  was  no  one's  fault  but 
your  own.  Good-night." 

He  departed,  more  in  anger  than  in  sorrow — (it 
had  really  been  rather  fun  to-night,  though  rude) 
— and  Eddy  went  to  find  Datcherd. 

But  he  didn't  find  Datcherd.  He  was  told  that 
Datcherd  had  left  the  Club  and  gone  home.  His 
friend's  remark  came  back  to  him.  "  He  kept  the 
other  end  of  the  room,  the  way  he  wouldn't  break 
out  at  me  and  say  anything  ferocious."  Was  that 
what  Datcherd  was  doing  to  him,  or  was  he  tired 
after  his  journey  ?  Eddy  hoped  for  the  best,  but 
felt  forebodings.  Datcherd  certainly  had  not  looked 


DATCHERD'S  RETURN  173 

cordial  or  cheerful.  The  way  he  had  looked  had 
disappointed  and  rather  hurt  the  Club.  They  felt 
that  another  expression,  after  three  months  absence, 
would  have  been  more  suitable.  After  all,  for 
pleasantness  of  demeanour,  Mr.  Datcherd,  even  at 
the  best  of  times  (which  this,  it  seemed,  hardly  was) 
wasn't  a  patch  on  Mr.  Oliver. 

These  events  occurred  on  a  Friday  evening.  It 
so  happened  that  Eddy  was  going  out  of  town  next 
morning  for  a  Cambridge  week-end,  so  he  would 
not  see  Datcherd  till  Monday  evening.  He  and 
Arnold  spent  the  week-end  at  Arnold's  home. 
Whenever  Eddy  visited  the  Denisons  he  was  struck 
afresh  by  the  extreme  and  rarefied  refinement  of 
their  atmosphere  ;  they  (except  Arnold,  who  had 
been  coarsened,  like  himself,  by  contact  with  the 
world)  were  academic  in  the  best  sense  ;  theoretical 
philosophical,  idealistic,  serenely  sure  of  truth, 
making  up  in  breeding  what,  possibly,  they  a  little 
lacked  (at  least  Mrs.  Denison  and  her  daughter 
lacked)  in  humour  ;  never  swerving  from  the  politi- 
cal, religious,  and  economic  position  they  had 
taken  up  once  and  for  all.  A  trifle  impenetrable 
and  closed  to  new  issues,  they  were  ;  the  sort  of 
Liberal  one  felt  would  never,  however  changed  the 
circumstances,  become  Conservative.  A  valuable 
type,  representing  breeding  and  conscience  in  a 
rough-and-tumble  world  ;  if  Christian  and  Anglican, 
it  often  belongs  to  the  Christian  Social  Union ;  if 
not,  like  the  Denisons,  it  will  surely  belong  to  some 
other  well-intentioned  and  high-principled  society 


174          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

for  bettering  the  poor.  They  are,  in  brief,  gentle- 
men and  ladies.  Life  in  the  country  is  too  sleepy 
for  them  and  their  progressive  ideas  ;  London  is 
quite  too  wide  awake ;  so  they  flourish  like 
exquisite  flowers  in  our  older  Universities  and  in 
Manchester,  and  visit  Greece  and  Italy  in  the 
vacations. 

Eddy  found  it  peaceful  to  be  with  the  Denisons. 
To  come  back  to  London  on  Monday  morning  was 
a  little  disturbing.  He  could  not  help  a  slight  feel- 
ing of  anxiety  about  his  meeting  with  Datcherd. 
Perhaps  it  was  just  as  well,  he  thought,  to  have  given 
Datcherd  two  days  to  recover  from  the  shock  of 
the  Unionist  meeting.  He  hoped  that  Datcherd, 
when  he  met  him,  would  look  less  like  a  Home 
Ruler  listening  to  Orange  cheering  (a  very  unpleasant 
expression  of  countenance)  than  he  had  on  Friday 
evening.  Thinking  that  he  might  as  well  find  out 
about  this  as  soon  as  possible,  he  called  at  Datcherd's 
house  that  afternoon. 

Datcherd  was  in  his  library,  as  usual,  writing. 
He  got  up  and  shook  hands  with  Eddy,  and  said, 
"  I  was  coming  round  to  see  you/*  which  relieved 
Eddy.  But  he  spoke  rather  gravely,  and  added, 
"  There  are  some  things  I  want  to  talk  to  you 
about/'  and  sat  down  and  nursed  his  gaunt  knee 
in  his  thin  hands  and  gnawed  his  lips. 

Eddy  asked  him  if  he  was  much  better,  thinking 
he  didn't  look  it,  and  if  he  had  had  a  good  time. 
Datcherd  scarcely  answered ;  he  was  one  of  those 
people  who  only  think  of  one  thing  at  once,  and 


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he  was  thinking  just  now  of  something  other  than 
his  health  or  his  good  time. 

He  said,  after  a  moment's  silence,  "  It's  been 
extremely  kind  of  you  to  manage  the  Club  all  this 
time." 

Eddy,  with  a  wan  smile,  said  apologetically, 
"  You  know,  we  really  did  have  a  Home  Ruler  to 
speak  on  Wednesday." 

Datcherd  relaxed  a  little,  and  smiled  in  his  turn. 

"  I  know.  In  fact,  I  gather  that  there  are  very 
few  representatives  of  any  causes  whatever  whom 
you  have  not  had  to  speak." 

"  I  see,"  said  Eddy,  "  that  Pollard  has  told  you 
all." 

"  Pollard  has  told  me  some  things.  And  you 
must  remember  that  I  spent  both  Saturday  and 
Sunday  evenings  at  the  Club." 

"  What/'  inquired  Eddy  hopefully,  "  did  you 
think  of  it  ?  " 

Datcherd  was  silent  for  a  moment.  Perhaps  he 
was  remembering  again  how  kind  it  had  been  of 
Eddy  to  manage  the  Club  all  this  time.  When  he 
spoke,  it  was  with  admirable  moderation. 

"  It  hardly,"  he  said,  "  seems  quite  on  the  lines 
I  left  it  on.  I  was  a  little  surprised,  I  must  own. 
We  had  a  very  small  Club  on  Sunday  night,  because 
a  lot  of  them  had  gone  off  to  some  service  in  church. 
That  surprised  me  rather.  They  never  used  to  do 
that.  Of  course  I  don't  mind,  but " 

"That's  Traherne,"  said  Eddy.  "He  got  a 
tremendous  hold  on  some  of  them  when  he  came 


176          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

down  to  speak.  He's  always  popular,  you  know, 
with  men  and  lads." 

"  I  daresay.     What  made  you  get  him  ?  " 

"  Oh,  to  speak  about  rents  and  wages  and  things. 
He's  very  good.  They  liked  him." 

"  That  is  apparent.  He's  dragged  some  of  them 
into  the  Church  Socialist  League,  and  more  to 
church  after  him.  Well,  it's  their  own  business,  of 
course  ;  if  they  like  the  sort  of  thing,  I've  no 
objection.  They'll  get  tired  of  it  soon,  I  expect.  .  .  . 
But,  if  you'll  excuse  my  asking,  why  on  earth  have 
you  been  corrupting  their  minds  with  lectures  on 
Tariff  Reform,  National  Service,  Ulsterism  and 
Dreadnoughts  ?  Didn't  you  realise  that  one  can't 
let  in  that  sort  of  influence  without  endangering 
the  sanity  of  a  set  of  half-educated  lads  ?  I  left 
them  reading  Mill ;  I  find  them  reading  Kipling. 
Upon  my  word,  anyone  would  think  you  belonged 
to  the  Primrose  League,  from  the  way  you've  been 
going  on." 

"  I  do,"  said  Eddy  simply. 

Datcherd  stared  at  him,  utterly  taken  aback. 

"  You  what  ?  " 

"  I  belong  to  the  Primrose  League,"  Eddy  re- 
peated. "  Why  shouldn't  I  ?  " 

Datcherd  pulled  his  startled  wits  together,  and 
laughed  shortly. 

"  I  beg  your  pardon.  The  mistake,  I  suppose, 
was  mine.  I  had  somehow  got  it  into  my  head 
that  you  were  a  Fabian." 

"  So   I  am,"   said  Eddy,   patiently  explaining. 


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"  All  those  old  things,  you  know.  And  most  of  the 
new  ones  as  well.  I'm  sorry  if  you  didn't  know ; 
I  suppose  I  ought  to  have  mentioned  it,  but  I  never 
thought  about  it.  Does  it  matter  ?  " 

Datcherd  was  gazing  at  him  with  grave,  startled 
eyes,  as  at  a  maniac. 

"  Matter  ?  Well,  I  don't  know.  Yes,  I  suppose 
it  would  have  mattered,  from  my  point  of  view,  if 
I'd  known.  Because  it  just  means  that  you've 
been  playing  when  I  thought  you  were  in  earnest ; 
that,  whereas  I  supposed  you  took  your  convictions 
and  mine  seriously  and  meant  to  act  on  them,  really 
they're  just  a  game  to  you.  You  take  no  cause 
seriously,  I  suppose." 

"  I  take  all  causes  seriously,"  Eddy  corrected 
him  quickly.  He  got  up,  and  walked  about  the 
room,  his  hands  deep  in  his  pockets,  frowning  a 
little  because  life  was  so  serious. 

'  You  see,"  he  explained,  stopping  in  front  of 
Datcherd  and  frowning  down  on  him,  "  truth  is  so 
pervasive  ;  it  gets  everywhere  ;  leaks  into  every- 
thing. Like  cod-liver  oil  spilt  in  a  trunk  of  clothes  ; 
everything's  saturated  with  it.  (Is  that  a  nasty 
comparison  ?  I  thought  of  it  because  it  happened 
to  me  the  other  day.)  The  clothes  are  all  different 
from  each  other,  but  the  cod-liver  oil  is  in  all 
of  them  for  ever  and  ever.  Truth  is  like  that — 
pervasive.  Isn't  it  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  Datcherd,  with  vehemence.  "  No. 
Truth  is  not  like  that.  If  it  were,  it  would  mean 
that  one  thing  was  no  better  and  no  worse  than 

M 


178          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

another ;  that  all  progress,  moral  and  otherwise, 
was  illusive.  We  should  all  become  fatalists,  torpid, 
uncaring,  dead,  sitting  with  our  hands  before  us  and 
drifting  with  the  tide.  There'd  be  an  end  of  all 
fight,  all  improvement,  all  life.  But  truth  is  not 
like  that.  One  thing  is  better  than  another,  and 
always  will  be.  Democracy  is  a  better  aim  than 
oligarchy  ;  freedom  is  better  than  tyranny  ;  work 
is  better  than  idleness.  And,  because  it  fights, 
however  slowly  and  hesitatingly,  on  the  side  of 
those  better  things,  Liberalism  is  better  than 
Toryism,  the  League  of  Young  Liberals  a  better 
thing  to  encourage  among  the  young  men  of  the 
country  than  the  Primrose  League.  You  say  truth 
is  everywhere.  Frankly,  I  look  at  the  Primrose 
League,  and  all  your  Tory  Associations,  and  I  can't 
find  it.  I  see  only  a  monumental  tissue  of  lies. 
Lying  to  the  people  for  their  good — that's  what  all 
honest  Tories  would  admit  they  do.  Lying  to  them 
for  their  harm — that's  what  we  say  they  do.  Truth  ! 
It  isn't  named  among  them.  They've  not  got 
minds  that  can  know  truth  when  they  see  it.  It's 
not  their  fault.  They're  mostly  good  men  warped 
by  a  bad  creed.  And  you  say  one  creed  is  as  good 
as  another." 

"  I  say  there's  truth  in  all  of  them/'  said  Eddy. 
"  Can't  you  see  the  truth  in  Toryism  ?  I  can,  so 
clearly.  It's  all  so  hackneyed,  so  often  repeated, 
but  it's  true  in  spite  of  that.  Isn't  there  truth  in 
government  by  the  best  for  the  others  ?  If  that  isn't 
good  what  is  ?  If  it's  not  true  that  one  man's  more 


DATCHERD'S  RETURN  179 

fitted  by  nature  and  training  to  manage  difficult 
political  affairs  than  another,  nothing's  true.  And 
it's  true  that  he  can  do  it  best  without  a  mass  of 
ignorant,  uninstructed,  sentimental  people  for  ever 
jerking  at  the  reins.  Put  the  best  on  top — that's 
the  gist  of  Toryism."  Datcherd  was  looking  at 
him  cynically. 

"  And  yet — you  belong  to  the  Young  Liberals' 
League." 

"  Of  course  I  do.  Do  you  want  me  to  enlarge  on 
the  gist  and  the  beauties  of  Liberalism  too  ?  I 
could,  only  I  won't,  because  you've  just  done  so 
yourself.  All  that  you've  said  about  its  making 
for  freedom  and  enlightenment  is  profoundly  true, 
and  is  why  I  am  a  Liberal.  I  insist  on  my  right  to 
be  both.  I  am  both.  I  hope  I  shall  always  be  both." 

Datcherd  said,  after  a  thoughtful  moment,  "  I 
wish  we  had  had  this  conversation  three  months 
ago.  We  didn't ;  I  was  reckless  and  hasty,  and 
so  we've  made  this  mess  of  things." 

"  Is  it  a  mess  ?  "  asked  Eddy.  "  I'm  sorry  if  so. 
It  hasn't  struck  me  in  that  light  all  this  time." 

"  Don't  think  me  ungrateful,  Oliver,"  said 
Datcherd,  quickly.  "I'm  not.  Looking  at  things 
as  you  do,  I  suppose  it  was  natural  that  you  should 
have  done  as  you  have.  Perhaps  you  might  have 
let  me  a  little  more  into  your  views  beforehand 
than  you  did — but  never  mind  that  now.  The 
fact  that  matters  is  that  I  find  the  Club  in  a  state 
of  mental  confusion  that  I  never  expected,  and  it 
will  take  some  time  to  settle  it  again,  if  we  ever  do. 


180          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

We  want,  as  you  know,  to  make  the  Club  the 
nucleus  of  a  sound  Radical  constituency.  Well, 
upon  my  word,  if  there  was  an  election  now,  I 
couldn't  say  which  way  some  of  them  would  vote. 
You  may  answer  that  it  doesn't  matter,  as  so  few 
are  voters  yet ;  but  it  does.  It's  what  I  call  a 
mess  ;  and  a  silly  mess,  too.  They've  been  play- 
ing the  fool  with  things  they  ought  to  be  keen 
enough  about  to  take  in  deadly  earnest.  That's 
your  doing.  You  seem  to  have  become  pretty 
popular,  I  must  say ;  which  is  just  the  mischief 
of  it.  All  I  can  do  now  is  to  try  and  straighten 
things  out  by  degrees." 

"  You'd  rather  I  didn't  come  and  help  any  more, 
I  suppose,"  said  Eddy. 

"  To  be  quite  frank,  I  would.  In  fact,  I  wouldn't 
have  you  at  any  price.  You  don't  mind  my  speak- 
ing plainly  ?  The  mistake's  been  mine  ;  but  it  has 
been  a  pretty  idiotic  mistake,  and  we  mustn't  have 
any  more  of  it.  ...  I  ought  never  to  have  gone 
away.  I  shan't  again,  whatever  any  fools  of  doctors 
say."  , 

Eddy  held  out  his  hand.  "  Goodbye.  I'm  really 
very  sorry,  Datcherd.  I  suppose  I  ought  to  have 
guessed  what  you  would  feel  about  all  this." 

"  Honestly,  I  think  you  ought.  But  thank  you 
very  much,  all  the  same,  for  all  the  trouble  you've 
taken.  .  .  .  You're  doing  some  reviewing  work 
now,  aren't  you  ?  "  His  tone  implied  that  Eddy 
had  better  go  on  doing  reviewing  work,  and  desist 
from  doing  anything  else. 


DATCHERD'S   RETURN  181 

Eddy  left  the  house.  He  was  sorry,  and  rather 
angry,  and  badly  disappointed.  He  had  been 
keen  on  the  Club  ;  he  had  hoped  to  go  on  helping 
with  it.  It  seemed  that  he  was  not  considered  fit 
by  anyone  to  have  anything  to  do  with  clubs  and 
such  philanthropic  enterprises.  First  the  Vicar 
of  St.  Gregory's  had  turned  him  out  because  he  had 
too  many  interests  besides  (Datcherd  being  one), 
and  now  Datcherd  turned  him  out  because  he  had 
tried  to  give  the  Club  too  many  interests  (the  cause 
the  vicar  stood  for  being  one).  Nowhere  did  he 
seem  to  be  wanted.  He  was  a  failure  and  an  out- 
cast. Besides  which,  Datcherd  thought  he  had 
behaved  dishonourably.  Perhaps  he  had.  Here 
he  saw  Datcherd's  point  of  view.  Even  his  friend 
the  Ulsterman  had  obviously  had  the  same  thought 
about  that.  Eddy  ruefully  admitted  that  he  had 
been  an  idiot  not  to  know  just  how  Datcherd  would 
feel.  But  he  was  angry  with  Datcherd  for  feeling 
like  that.  Datcherd  was  narrow,  opinionated,  and 
unfair.  So  many  people  are,  in  an  unfair  world. 

He  went  home  and  told  Arnold,  who  said,  "  Of 
course.  I  can't  think  why  you  didn't  know  how 
it  would  be.  I  always  told  you  you  were  being 
absurd,  with  your  Blue  Water  lunatics,  and  your 
Food  Tax  ante-diluvians,  and  your  conscription 
captains.  (No,  don't  tell  me  about  it's  not  being 
conscription ;  now  is  not  the  moment.  You  are 
down,  and  it  is  for  me  to  talk.)  You  had  better 
try  your  hand  at  no  more  good  works,  but  stick 
to  earning  an  honest  livelihood,  as  long  as  they 


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will  give  you  any  money  for  what  you  do.  I  daresay 
from  a  rumour  I  heard  from  Innes  to-day,  that  it 
won't  be  long.  I  believe  the  Daily  Post  are  con- 
templating a  reduction  in  their  literary  staff,  and 
they  will  very  probably  begin  with  you,  unless  you 
learn  to  restrain  your  redundant  appreciations 
a  little.  No  paper  could  bear  up  under  that  weight 
of  indiscriminate  enthusiasm  for  long." 

"  Hulbert  told  me  I  was  to  criticize  more 
severely/'  said  Eddy.  "  So  I  try  to  now.  It's 
difficult,  when  I  like  a  thing,  to  be  severe  about  it. 
I  wonder  if  one  ought." 

But  he  was  really  wondering  more  what  Eileen 
Le  Moine  thought  and  would  say  about  his  differ- 
ence with  Datcherd. 

He  didn't  discover  this  for  a  week.  He  called 
at  3,  Campden  Hill  Road,  and  found  both  its 
occupants  out.  They  did  not  write,  as  he  had  half 
expected,  to  ask  him  to  come  again,  or  to  meet 
them  anywhere.  At  last  he  met  Eileen  alone, 
coming  out  of  an  exhibition  of  Max  Beerbohm  car- 
toons. He  had  been  going  in,  but  he  turned  back 
on  seeing  her.  She  looked  somehow  altered,  and 
grave,  and  she  was  more  beautiful  even  than  he 
had  known,  but  tired,  and  with  shadowed  eyes 
of  fire  and  softness  ;  to  him  she  seemed,  vaguely, 
less  of  a  child,  and  more  of  a  woman.  Perhaps  it 
was  Greece.  .  .  .  Somehow  Greece,  and  all  the 
worlds  old  and  new,  and  all  the  seas,  seemed  between 
them  as  she  looked  at  him  with  hardening  eyes. 
An  observer  would  have  said  from  that  look  that 


DATCHERD'S  RETURN  183 

she  didn't  like  him ;  yet  she  had  always  liked  him 
a  good  deal.  A  capricious  person  she  was  ;  all  her 
friends  knew  that. 

He  turned  back  from  the  entrance  door  to  walk 
with  her,  though  she  said,  "  Aren't  you  going  in  ?  " 

"  No,"  he  said.  "  I've  seen  them  once  already. 
I'd  rather  see  you  now,  if  you  don't  mind.  I 
suppose  you're  going  somewhere  ?  You  wouldn't 
come  and  have  tea  with  me  first  ?  " 

She  hesitated  a  moment,  as  if  wondering  whether 
she  would,  then  said,  "  No ;  I'm  going  to  tea  with 
Billy's  grandmother ;  she  wants  to  hear  about 
Greece.  Then  Billy  and  I  are  taking  Jane  to  the 
Academy,  to  broaden  her  mind.  She's  never  seen 
it  yet,  and  it's  time  her  education  was  completed." 

She  said  it  coldly,  even  the  little  familiar  mockery 
of  Jane  and  the  Academy,  and  Eddy  knew  that  she 
was  angry  with  him.  That  he  did  not  like,  and  he 
said  quickly,  "  May  I  go  with  you  as  far  as  Gordon 
Place  ?  "  (which  was  where  Billy's  grandmother 
lived),  and  she  answered  with  childish  sullenness, 
"  If  we're  going  the  one  way  at  the  one  time  I 
suppose  we  will  be  together,"  and  said  no  more  till 
he  broke  the  silence  as  they  crossed  Leicester 
Square  in  the  sunshine  with,  "  Please,  is  anything 
the  matter,  Eileen  ?  " 

She  turned  and  looked  at  him,  her  face  hard  in 
the  shadow  of  the  sweeping  hat-brim,  and  flung 
back  ironically,  "It  is  not.  Of  course  not ;  how 
would  it  be  ?  " 

Eddy  made  a  gesture  of  despair  with  his  hands. 


184          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  You're  angry  too.  I  knew  it.  You're  all 
angry,  because  I  had  Tariff  Reformers  and  Orange- 
men to  lecture  to  the  Club/' 

"  D'you  tell  me  so  ?  "  She  still  spoke  in  uncom- 
fortable irony.  "  I  expect  you  hoped  we  would 
be  grateful  and  delighted  at  being  dragged  back 
from  Greece  just  when  Hugh  was  beginning  to  be 
better,  and  to  enjoy  things,  by  a  letter  from  that 
miserable  Pollard  all  about  the  way  you  had  the 
Club  spoilt.  Why,  we  hadn't  been  to  Olympia 
yet.  We  were  just  going  there  when  Hugh  insisted 
on  calling  for  letters  at  Athens  and  got  this.  Letters 
indeed  !  Bridget  and  I  didn't  ask  were  there  any 
for  us ;  but  Hugh  always  will.  And  of  course, 
when  he'd  read  it  nothing  would  hold  him  ;  he  must 
tear  off  home  by  the  next  train  and  arrive  in  London 
three  weeks  sooner  than  we'd  planned.  Now  why, 
if  you  felt  you  had  to  go  to  spoil  Hugh's  club, 
couldn't  you  have  had  Pollard  strangled  first,  the 
way  he  wouldn't  be  writing  letters  ?  " 

"  I  wish  I  had,"  said  Eddy,  with  bitter  fervour. 
"  I  was  a  fool." 

"  And  worse  than  that,  so  you  were,"  said  Eileen, 
unsparingly.  '  You  were  unprincipled,  and  then 
so  wanting  foresight  that  you  wrecked  your  own 
schemes.  Three  weeks  more,  and  you  might  have 
had  twenty-one  more  captains  and  clergymen  and 
young  men  from  Ulster  to  complete  the  education  of 
Hugh's  young  Liberals.  As  it  is,  Hugh  thinks 
you've  not  done  them  much  harm,  though  you  did 
your  best,  and  he's  slaving  away  to  put  sense  into 


DATCHERD'S  RETURN  185 

them  again.  The  good  of  Greece  is  all  gone  from 
him  already  ;  worry  was  just  what  he  wasn't  to 
do,  and  you've  made  him  do  it.  He's  living  already 
again  at  top  speed,  and  over-working,  and  being 
sad  because  it's  all  in  such  a  silly  mess.  Hugh 
cares  for  his  work  more  than  for  anything  in  the 
world,"  her  voice  softened  to  the  protective  cadence 
familiar  to  Eddy,  "  and  you've  hurt  him  in  it. 
No  one  should  hurt  Hugh  in  his  work,  even  a  little. 
Didn't  you  know  that  ?  " 

She  looked  at  him  now  with  eyes  less  hostile  but 
more  sad,  as  if  her  thoughts  had  left  him  and 
wandered  to  some  other  application  of  this  principle. 
Indeed,  as  she  said  it,  it  had  the  effect  of  a  creed, 
a  statement  of  a  governing  principle  of  life,  that 
must  somehow  be  preserved  intact  while  all  else 
broke. 

"  Could  I  have  known  it  would  have  hurt  him — 
a  few  lectures  ?  "  Eddy  protested  against  the 
unfairness  of  it,  losing  his  temper  a  little.  "  You 
all  talk  as  if  Datcherd  was  the  mistress  of  a  girls' 
school,  who  is  expected  to  protect  her  pupils  from 
the  contamination  of  degrading  influences  and  finds 
they  have  been  reading  Nietsche  or  Tom  Jones." 

It  was  a  mistake  to  say  that.  He  might  have 
known  it.  Eileen  flushed  pink  with  a  new  rush 
of  anger. 

"  Is  that  so  ?  Is  that  the  way  we  speak  of 
Hugh  ?  I'll  tell  him  you  said  so.  No,  I  wouldn't 
trouble  his  ears  with  anything  so  paltry.  I  wonder 
do  you  know  the  way  he  speaks  of  you  ?  He  thinks 


i86          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

you  must  be  weak  in  the  head,  and  he  makes  excuses 
for  you,  so  he  does  ;  he  never  says  an  unkind  word 
against  you,  only  how  you  ought  to  be  locked  up 
and  not  let  loose  like  ordinary  people,  and  how  he 
ought  to  have  known  you  were  like  that  and  ex- 
plained to  you  in  so  many  words  beforehand  the 
principles  he  wanted  maintained.  As  if  he  hadn't 
been  too  ill  to  explain  anything,  and  as  if  any  baby 
wouldn't  have  known,  and  as  if  any  honourable 
person  wouldn't  have  taken  particular  care,  just 
when  he  was  ill  and  away,  to  run  things  just  the 
way  he  would  like.  And  after  that  you  call  him  a 
girls'  school  mistress  .  .  .  ." 

"  On  the  contrary,"  said  Eddy,  crossly,  "  I  said 
he  wasn't.  You  are  horribly  unfair.  Is  it  any 
use  continuing  this  conversation  ?  " 

"  It  is  not.    Nor  any  other." 

So,  in  her  excitement,  she  got  into  a  bus  that  was 
not  going  to  Billy's  grandmother,  and  he  Swallowed 
his  pride  and  told  her  so,  but  she  would  not  swallow 
hers  and  listen  to  him,  but  climbed  on  to  the  top^ 
and  was  carried  down  Piccadilly,  and  would  have  to 
change  at  Hyde  Park  Corner. 

Eileen  was  singularly  poor  at  buses,  Eddy  re- 
flected bitterly.  He  walked  down  to  the  Embank- 
ment, too  crushed  and  unhappy  to  go  home  and 
risk  meeting  Arnold.  He  had  been  rude  and  ill- 
tempered  to  Eileen,  and  sneered  at  Datcherd  to  her, 
and  she  had  been  rude  and  ill-tempered  to  him, 
and  would  never  forgive  him,  because  it  had  been 
about  Datcherd,  her  friend,  loyalty  to  whom  was 


DATCHERD'S   RETURN  187 

the  mainspring  of  her  life.  All  her  other  friends 
might  go  by  the  board,  if  Datcherd  but  prospered. 
How  much  she  cared,  Eddy  reflected,  his  anger  fast 
fading  into  a  pity  and  regret  that  hurt.  For  all 
her  bitter  words  to  him  had  that  basis — a  poignant 
caring  for  Datcherd,  with  his  wrecked  health,  and 
his  wrecked  home,  and  his  hopeless,  unsatisfied 
love  for  her — a  love  which  would  never  be  satisfied, 
because  he  had  principles  which  forbade  it,  and 
she  had  a  love  for  him  which  would  always  preserve 
his  principles  and  his  life's  work  intact.  And  they 
were  growing  to  care  so  much — Eddy  had  seen 
that  in  Eileen's  face  when  first  he  met  her  at  the 
Leicester  Galleries — with  such  intensity,  such  ab- 
sorbing flame,  that  it  hurt  and  burnt.  .  .  .  Eddy 
did  not  want  to  watch  it. 

But  one  thing  it  had  done  for  him  ;  it  had  killed 
in  him  the  last  vestiges  of  that  absurd  emotion  he 
had  had  for  her,  an  emotion  which  had  always 
been  so  hopeless,  and  for  that  very  reason  had  never 
become,  and  never  would  become,  love. 

But  he  wanted  to  be  friends.  However  much 
she  had  been  the  aggressor  in  the  quarrel,  however 
unfair,  and  unjust,  and  unkind  she  had  been,  still 
he  was  minded  to  write  and  say  he  was  sorry,  and 
would  she  please  come  to  lunch  and  go  on  being 
friends. 

He  turned  into  Soho  Square,  and  went  back  to 
his  rooms.  There  he  found  a  letter  from  his  editor 
telling  him  that  his  services  on  the  Daily  Post  would 
not  be  required  after  the  end  of  May.  It  was  not 


i88          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

unexpected.  The  Post  was  economising  in  its 
literary  staff,  and  starting  on  him.  It  was  very 
natural,  even  inevitable,  that  they  should ;  for  his 
reviewing  lacked  discrimination,  and  his  interest 
in  the  Club  had  often  made  him  careless  about  his 
own  job.  He  threw  the  letter  at  Arnold,  who  had 
just  come  in. 

Arnold  said,  "  I  feared  as  much." 

"  What  now,  I  wonder  ?  "  said  Eddy,  not  caring 
particularly. 

Arnold  looked  at  him  thoughtfully. 

"  Really,  it's  very  difficult.  I  don't  know.  .  .  . 
You  do  so  muddle  things  up,  don't  you  ?  I  wish 
you'd  learn  to  do  only  one  job  at  once  and  stick  to 
it." 

Eddy  said  bitterly,  "  It  won't  stick  to  me,  un- 
fortunately." 

Arnold  said,  "  If  Uncle  Wilfred  would  have  you, 
would  you  come  to  us  ?  " 

Eddy  supposed  he  would.  Only  probably  Uncle 
Wilfred  wouldn't  have  him.  Later  in  the  evening 
he  got  a  telegram  to  say  that  his  father  had  had  a 
stroke,  and  could  he  come  home  at  once.  He 
caught  a  train  at  half-past  eight,  and  was  at  Wei- 
chest  er  by  ten. 


CHAPTER  XI. 

THE     COUNTRY. 

THE  Dean  was  paralysed  up  the  right  side,  his  wife 
agitated  and  anxious,  his  daughter  cross. 

"  It's  absurd,"  said  Daphne  to  Eddy,  the  morning 
after  his  arrival.  "  Father's  no  more  sense  than  a 
baby.  He  insists  on  bothering  about  some  article 
he  hasn't  finished  for  the  Church  Quarterly  on  the 
Synoptic  Problem.  As  if  one  more  like  that  mat- 
tered !  The  magazines  are  too  full  of  them  already." 

But  the  Dean  made  it  obvious  to  Eddy  that  it 
did  matter,  and  induced  him  to  find  and  decipher 
his  rough  notes  for  the  end  of  the  article,  and  write 
them  out  in  proper  form.  He  was  so  much  better 
after  an  afternoon  of  that  that  the  doctor  said  to 
Eddy,  "  How  long  can  you  stop  at  home  ?  " 

"  As  long  as  I  can  be  any  use.  I  have  just  given 
up  one  job  and  haven't  begun  another  yet,  so  at 
present  I  am  free." 

"  The  longer  you  stay  the  better,  both  for  your 
father  and  your  mother,"  the  doctor  said.  '  You 
can  take  a  lot  of  strain  off  Mrs.  Oliver.  Miss 
Daphne's  very  young — too  young  for  much  sick- 
nursing,  I  fancy ;  and  the  nurse  can  only  do  what 

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igo         THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

nurses  can  do.  He  wants  companionship,  and 
someone  who  can  do  for  him  the  sort  of  job  you've 
been  doing  to-day." 

So  Eddy  wrote  to  Arnold  that  he  didn't  know 
when  he  would  be  coming  back  to  London.  Arnold 
replied  that  whenever  he  did  he  could  come  into  his 
uncle's  publishing  house.  He  added  in  a  post- 
script that  he  had  met  Eileen  and  Datcherd  at  the 
Moulin  d'Or,  and  Eileen  had  said,  "  Give  Eddy  my 
love,  and  say  I'm  sorry.  Don't  forget."  Sorry 
about  his  father,  Arnold  understood,  of  course  ; 
but  Eddy  believed  that  more  was  meant  by  it  than 
that,  and  that  Eileen  was  throwing  him  across  space 
her  characteristically  sweet  and  casual  amends  for 
her  bitter  words. 

He  went  on  with  the  Synoptic  Problem.  The 
Dean's  notes  were  lucid  and  coherent,  like  all  his 
work.  It  seemed  to  Eddy  an  interesting  article, 
and  the  Dean  smiled  faintly  when  he  said  so.  Eddy 
was  appreciative  and  intelligent,  if  not  learned  or 
profound.  The  Dean  had  been  afraid  for  a  time 
that  he  was  going  to  turn  into  a  cleric  of  that  active 
sort  which  is  so  absorbed  in  practical  energies  that 
it  does  not  give  due  value  to  thoughtful  theology. 
The  Dean  had  reason  to  fear  that  too  many 
High  Church  clergy  were  like  this.  But  he  had 
hopes  now  that  Eddy,  if  in  the  end  he  did 
take  Orders,  might  be  of  those  who  think  out 
the  faith  that  is  in  them,  and  tackle  the  problem 
of  the  Fourth  Gospel.  Perhaps  he  had  had  to, 
while  managing  Datcherd's  free-thinking  club. 


THE  COUNTRY  191 

"  Are  you  still  helping  Datcherd  ?  "  the  Dean 
asked,  in  the  slow,  hindered  speech  that  was  all 
he  could  use  now. 

"  No.  Datcherd  has  done  with  me.  I  managed 
things  badly  there,  from  his  point  of  view.  I 
wasn't  exclusive  enough  for  him,"  and  Eddy,  to 
amuse  his  father,  told  the  story  of  that  fiasco. 

Daphne  said,  "  Serve  you  right  for  getting  an 
anti-suffragist  to  speak.  How  could  you  ?  They're 
always  so  deadly  silly,  and  so  dull.  Worse,  almost, 
than  the  other  side,  though  that's  saying  a  lot.  I 
do  think,  Tedders,  you  deserved  to  be  chucked  out," 

Daphne  had  blossomed  into  a  militant.  Mrs. 
Oliver  had  been  telling  Eddy  about  that  the  day 
before.  Mrs.  Oliver  herself  belonged  to  the  res- 
pectable National  Union  for  Women's  Suffrage, 
the  pure  and  reformed  branch  of  it  in  Welchester 
established,  non-militant,  non-party,  non-exciting. 
Daphne,  and  a  few  other  bright  and  ardent  young 
spirits,  had  joined  the  W.S.P.U.,  and  had  been 
endeavouring  to  militate  in  Welchester.  Daphne 
had  dropped  some  Jeye's  disinfectant  fluid,  which 
is  sticky  and  brown,  into  the  pillar-box  at  the 
corner  of  the  Close,  and  made  disagreeable  thereby 
a  letter  to  herself  from  a  neighbour  asking  her 
to  tennis,  and  a  letter  to  the  Dean  from  a  canon 
fixing  the  date  (which  was  indecipherable)  of  a 
committee  meeting. 

Daphne  looked  critically  at  breakfast  next  day 
at  these  two  results  of  her  tactics,  and  called  them 
"  Jolly  fine." 


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"  Disgusting,"  said  the  Dean.  "  I  didn't  know 
we  had  these  wild  women  in  Welchester.  Who  on 
earth  can  it  have  been  ?  " 

"  Me,"  said  Daphne.     "  Alone  I  did  it." 

Scene  :  the  Dean  horrified,  stern,  and  ashamed ; 
Mrs.  Oliver  shocked  and  repressive  ;  Daphne  sulky 
and  defiant,  and  refusing  to  promise  not  to  do  it 
again. 

"  We've  joined  the  militants,  several  of  us,"  she 
said. 

"  Who  ?  "  inquired  her  mother.  "  I'm  sure 
Molly  hasn't." 

"  No,  Molly  hasn't,"  said  Daphne,  with  disgust. 
"  AU  the  BeUairs'  are  too  frightfuUy  well-bred  to 
fight  for  what  they  ought  to  have.  They're 
antis,  all  of  them.  Nevill  approves  of  forcible 
feeding." 

"  So  does  anyone,  of  course,"  said  the  Dean. 
"  Prisoners  can't  be  allowed  to  die  on  our  hands 
just  because  they  are  criminally  insane.  Once  for 
all,  Daphne,  I  will  not  have  a  repetition  of  this 
disgusting  episode.  Other  people's  daughters  can 
make  fools  of  themselves  if  they  like,  but  mine 
isn't  going  to.  Is  that  quite  clear  ?  " 

Daphne  muttered  something  and  looked  rebel- 
lious ;  but  the  Dean  did  not  think  she  would  flatly 
disobey  him.  She  did  not,  in  fact,  repeat  the  dis- 
gusting episode  of  the  Jeye,  but  she  was  found  a 
few  evenings  later  trying  to  set  fire  to  a  workmen's 
shelter  after  dark,  and  arrested.  She  was  naturally 
anxious  to  go  to  prison,  to  complete  her  experiences, 


THE  COUNTRY  193 

but  she  was  given  the  option  of  a  fine  (which  the 
Dean  insisted,  in  spite  of  her  protests,  on  paying), 
and  bound  over  not  to  do  it  again.  The  Dean 
said  after  that  that  he  was  ashamed  to  look  his 
neighbours  in  the  face,  and  very  shortly  he  had  a 
stroke.  Daphne  decided  reluctantly  that  mili- 
tant methods  must  be  in  abeyance  till  he  was 
recovered,  and  more  fit  to  face  shocks.  To 
relieve  herself,  she  engaged  in  a  violent  quarrel 
with  Nevill  Bellairs,  who  was  home  for  Whitsun- 
tide and  ventured  to  remonstrate  with  her  on  her 
proceedings.  They  parted  in  sorrow  and  anger, 
and  Daphne  came  home  very  cross,  and  abused 
Nevill  to  Eddy  as  a  stick-in-the-mud. 

"  But  it  is  silly  to  burn  and  spoil  things,"  said 
Eddy.  "  Very  few  things  are  silly,  I  think,  but  that 
is,  because  it's  not  the  way  to  get  anything.  You're 
merely  putting  things  back ;  you're  reactionaries. 
All  the  sane  suffragists  hate  you,  you  know." 

Daphne  was  not  roused  to  say  anything  about 
peaceful  methods  having  failed,  and  the  time  having 
come  for  violence,  or  any  of  the  other  things  that 
are  natural  and  usual  to  say  in  the  circumstances ; 
she  was  sullenly  silent,  and  Eddy,  glancing  at-  her 
in  surprise,  saw  her  sombre  and  angry. 

Wondering  a  little,  he  put  it  down  to  her  dis- 
agreement with  Nevill.  Perhaps  she  really  felt 
that  badly.  Certainly  she  and  Nevill  had  been 
great  friends  during  the  last  year.  It  was  a  pity 
they  should  quarrel  over  a  difference  of  opinion ; 
anything  in  the  world,  to  Eddy,  seemed  a  more 

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reasonable  cause  of  alienation.  He  looked  at  his 
young  sister  with  a  new  respect,  however ;  after 
all,  it  was  rather  respectable  to  care  as  much  as  that 
for  a  point  of  view. 

Molly  Bellairs  threw  more  light  on  the  business 
next  day  when  Eddy  went  to  tennis  there  (Daphne 
had  refused  to  go). 

"  Poor  Daffy,"  Molly  said  to  Eddy  when  they 
were  sitting  out.  "  She's  frightfully  cross  with 
Nevill  for  being  anti-suffragist,  and  telling  her 
she's  silly  to  militate.  And  he's  cross  with  her. 
She  told  him,  I  believe,  that  she  wasn't  going  to  be 
friends  with  him  any  more  till  he  changed.  And 
he  never  does  change  about  anything,  and  she 
doesn't  either,  so  there  they  are.  It's  such  a  pity, 
because  they're  really  so  awfully  fond  of  each  other. 
NeviU's  miserable.  Look  at  him." 

Eddy  looked,  and  saw  Nevill,  morose  and  graceful 
in  flannels,  smashing  double  faults  into  the  net. 

"  He  always  does  that  when  he's  out  of  temper," 
Molly  explained. 

"  Why  does  he  care  so  much  ?  "  Eddy  asked, 
with  brotherly  curiosity.  "  Do  you  mean  he's 
really  fond  of  Daffy  ?  Fonder,  I  mean,  than  the 
rest  of  you  are  ?  " 

"  Quite  differently."  Molly  became  motherly 
and  wise.  "  Haven't  you  seen  it  ?  It's  been 
coming  on  for  quite  a  year.  /  believe,  Eddy, 
they'd  be  engaged  by  now  if  it  wasn't  for  this." 

"  Oh,  would  they  ?  "  Eddy  was  interested. 
"  But  would  they  be  such  donkeys  as  to  let  this  get 


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in  the  way,  if  they  want  to  be  engaged  ?  I  thought 
Daffy  had  more  sense/' 

Molly  shook  her  head.  "  They  think  each  other 
so  wrong,  you  see,  and  they've  got  cross  about  it.  ... 
Well,  I  don't  know.  I  suppose  they're  right,  if 
they  really  do  feel  it's  a  question  of  right  and 
wrong.  You  can't  go  on  being  friends  with  a 
person,  let  alone  get  engaged  to  them,  if  you  feel 
they're  behaving  frightfully  wrongly.  You  see,  Daffy 
thinks  it  immoral  of  Nevill  to  be  on  the  anti  side  in 
Parliament,  and  to  approve  of  what  she  calls 
organised  bullying,  and  he  thinks  it  immoral  of  her 
to  be  a  militant.  /  think  Daffy's  wrong,  of  course, 
but  I  can  quite  see  that  she  couldn't  get  engaged  to 
Nevill  feeling  as  she  does." 

"  Why,"  Eddy  pondered,  "  can't  they  each  see 
the  other's  point  of  view, — the  good  in  it,  not  the 
bad  ?  It's  so  absurd  to  quarrel  about  the  respec- 
tive merits  of  different  principles,  when  all  are  so 
excellent." 

"  They're  not,"  said  Molly,  rather  sharply. 
"That's  so  like  you,  Eddy,  and  it's  nonsense. 
What  else  should  one  quarrel  about  ?  What  / 
think  is  absurd  is  to  quarrel  about  personal  things, 
like  some  people  do." 

"  It's  absurd  to  quarrel  at  all,"  said  Eddy,  and 
there  they  left  it,  and  went  to  play  tennis. 

Before  he  went  home,  Colonel  Bellairs  proposed 
a  scheme  to  him.  His  youngest  boy,  Bob,  having 
been  ill,  had  been  ordered  to  spend  the  summer 
at  home,  and  was  not  to  go  back  to  Eton  till 


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September.  Meanwhile  he  wanted  to  keep  up  with 
his  work,  and  they  had  been  looking  out  for  a  tutor 
for  him,  some  intelligent  young  public-school  man 
who  would  know  what  he  ought  to  be  learning. 
As  Eddy  intended  to  be  at  home  for  the  present, 
would  he  take  up  this  job  ?  The  Colonel  proposed  a 
generous  payment,  and  Eddy  thought  it  an  excellent 
plan.  He  went  home  engaged  for  the  job,  and 
started  it  next  morning.  Bob,  who  was  sixteen, 
was,  like  all  the  Bellairs',  neither  clever  nor  stupid ; 
his  gifts  were  practical  rather  than  literary,  but  he 
had  a  fairly  serviceable  head.  Eddy  found  that  he 
rather  liked  teaching.  He  had  a  certain  power 
of  transmitting  his  own  interest  in  things  to  other 
people  that  was  useful. 

As  the  Dean  got  better,  Eddy  sometimes  stayed 
on  at  the  Hall  after  work  hours,  and  played  tennis 
or  bumble-puppy  with  Molly  and  Bob  before  lunch, 
or  helped  Molly  to  feed  the  rabbits,  or  wash  one  of 
the  dogs.  There  was  a  pleasant  coherence  and 
unity  about  these  occupations,  and  about  Molly 
and  Bob,  which  Eddy  liked.  Meanwhile  he  acted 
as  amanuensis  and  secretary  to  his  father,  and  was 
useful  and  agreeable  in  the  home. 

Coherence  and  unity  ;  these  qualities  seemed  in 
the  main  sadly  lacking  in  Welchester,  as  in  other 
places.  It  was — country  life  is,  life  in  Cathedral 
or  any  other  cities  is — a  chaos  of  warring  elements, 
disturbing  to  the  onlooker.  There  are  no  communi- 
ties now,  village  or  other.  In  Welchester,  and  in 
the  country  round  about  it,  there  was  the  continuous 


THE  COUNTRY  197 

strain  of  opposing  interests.  You  saw  it  on  the 
main  road  into  Welchester,  where  villas  and 
villa  people  ousted  cottages  and  small  farmers; 
ousted  them,  and  made  a  different  demand  on 
life,  set  up  a  different,  opposing  standard.  Then, 
in  the  heart  of  the  town,  was  the  Cathedral,  stand- 
ing on  a  hill  and  for  a  set  of  interests  quite  differ- 
ent again,  and  round  about  it  were  the  canons' 
houses  of  old  brick,  and  the  Deanery,  and  they 
were  imposing  on  life  standards  of  a  certain  dignity 
and  beauty  and  tradition  and  order,  not  in  the 
least  accepted  either  by  the  slum-yards  behind 
Church  Street,  or  by  Beulah,  the  smug  tabernacle 
just  outside  the  Close.  And  the  Cathedral  society, 
the  canons  and  their  families,  the  lawyers,  doctors, 
and  unemployed  gentry,  kept  themselves  apart 
with  satisfied  gentility  from  the  townspeople,  the 
keepers  of  shops,  the  dentists,  the  auctioneers. 
Sentiment  and  opinion  in  Welchester  was,  in  short, 
disintegrated,  rent,  at  odds  within  itself.  It 
returned  a  Conservative  member,  but  only  by  a 
small  majority ;  the  large  minority  held  itself 
neglected,  unrepresented. 

Out  in  the  rolling  green  country  beyond  the 
town  gates,  the  same  unwholesome  strife  saddened 
field  and  lane  and  park.  Land-owners,  great 
and  small,  fought  to  the  last  ditch,  the  last  un- 
generous notice-board,  with  land-traversers  ;  squires 
and  keepers  disagreed  bitterly  with  poachers ; 
tenant  farmers  saw  life  from  an  opposite  angle  to  that 
of  labourers  ;  the  parson  differed  from  the  minister, 


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and  often,  alas,  from  his  flock.  It  was  as  if  all  these 
warring  elements,  which  might,  from  a  common 
vantage-ground,  have  together  conducted  the  ex- 
ploration into  the  promised  land,  were  staying  at 
home  disputing  with  one  another  as  to  the  nature 
of  that  land.  Some  good,  some  better  state  of 
things,  was  in  most  of  their  minds  to  seek ;  but 
their  paths  of  approach,  all  divergent,  seemed  to 
run  weakly  into  waste  places  for  want  of  a  common 
energy.  It  was  a  saddening  sight.  The  great 
heterogeneous  unity  conceived  by  civilised  idealists 
seemed  inaccessibly  remote. 

Eddy  this  summer  took  to  writing  articles  for  the 
Vineyard  about  the  breaches  in  country  life  and 
how  to  heal  them.  The  breach,  for  instance, 
between  tenant-farmer  and  labourer ;  that  was 
much  on  his  mind.  But,  when  he  had  written 
and  written,  and  suggested  and  suggested,  like 
many  before  him  and  since,  the  breach  was  no 
nearer  being  healed.  He  formed  in  his  mind  at 
this  time  a  scheme  for  a  new  paper  which  he  would 
like  to  start  some  day  if  anyone  would  back  it,  and 
if  Denison's  firm  would  publish  it.  And,  after  all, 
so  many  new  papers  are  backed,  but  how  inade- 
quately, and  started,  and  published,  and  flash  like 
meteors  across  the  sky,  and  plunge  fizzling  into  the 
sea  of  oblivion  to  perish  miserably — so  why  not 
this  ?  He  thought  he  would  like  it  to  be  called 
Unify,  and  to  have  that  for  its  glorious  aim.  All 
papers  have  aims  beforehand  (one  may  find  them 
set  forth  in  many  a  prospectus) ;  how  soon,  alas, 


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in  many  cases  to  be  disregarded  or  abandoned  in 
response  to  the  exigencies  of  circumstance  and 
demand.  But  the  aim  of  Unity  should  persist, 
and,  if  heaven  was  kind,  reach  its  mark. 

Pondering  on  this  scheme,  Eddy  could  watch 
chaos  with  more  tolerant  eyes,  since  nothing  is  so 
intolerable  if  one  is  thinking  of  doing  something, 
even  a  very  little,  to  try  and  alleviate  it.  He 
carried  on  a  correspondence  with  Arnold  about  it. 
Arnold  said  he  didn't  for  a  moment  suppose  his 
Uncle  Wilfred  would  be  so  misguided  as  to  have 
anything  to  do  with  such  a  scheme,  but  he  might, 
of  course.  The  great  dodge  with  a  new  paper,  was, 
Arnold  said,  the  co-operative  system ;  you  collect 
a  staff  of  eager  contributors  who  will  undertake  to 
write  for  so  many  months  without  pay,  and  not 
want  to  get  their  own  back  again  till  after  the  thing 
is  coining  money,  and  then  they  share  what  profits 
there  are,  if  any.  If  they  could  collect  a  few  useful 
people  for  this  purpose,  such  as  Billy  Raymond, 
and  Datcherd,  and  Cecil  Le  Moine  (only  probably 
Cecil  was  too  selfish),  and  John  Henderson,  and 
Margaret  Clinton  (a  novelist  friend  of  Arnold's), 
and  various  other  intelligent  men  and  women,  the 
thing  might  be  worked.  And  Bob  Traherne  and 
Dean  Oliver,  to  represent  two  different  Church 
standpoints,  Eddy  added  to  the  list,  and  a  field 
labourer  he  knew  who  would  talk  about  small 
holdings,  and  a  Conservative  or  two  (Conservatives 
were  conspicuously  lacking  in  Arnold's  list).  En- 
couraged by  Arnold's  reception  of  the  idea,  Eddy 


200          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

replied  by  sketching  his  scheme  for  Unity  more 
elaborately.  Arnold  answered,  "If  we  get  all  or 
any  of  the  people  we've  thought  of  to  write  for  it, 
Unity  will  go  its  own  way,  regardless  of  schemes 
beforehand.  .  .  .  Have  your  Tories  and  parsons 
in  if  you  must,  only  don't  be  surprised  if  they  sink 
it.  ...  The  chief  thing  to  mind  about  with  a 
writer  is,  has  he  anything  new  to  say  ?  I  hate 
all  that  sentimental  taking  up  and  patting  on  the 
back  of  ploughmen  and  navvies  and  tramps  merely 
as  such ;  it's  silly,  inverted  snobbery.  It  doesn't 
follow  that  a  man  has  anything  to  say  that's  worth 
hearing  merely  because  he  says  it  ungrammati- 
cally. Get  day  labourers  to  write  about  land- 
tenure  if  they  have  anything  to  say  about  it  that's 
more  enlightening  than  what  you  or  I  would  say  ; 
but  not  unless ;  because  they  won't  put  it  so  well, 
by  a  long  way.  If  ever  I  have  anything  to  do  with 
a  paper,  I  shall  see  that  it  avoids  sentimentality  so 
far  as  is  consistent  with  just  enough  popularity  to 
live  by/' 

It  was  still  all  in  the  air,  of  course,  but  Eddy 
felt  cheered  by  the  definite  treatment  Arnold  was 
giving  to  his  idea. 

About  the  middle  of  June  Arnold  wrote  that 
Datcherd  had  hopelessly  broken  down  at  last,  and 
there  seemed  no  chance  for  him,  and  he  had  given 
up  everything  and  gone  down  to  a  cottage  in  Devon- 
shire, probably  to  die  there. 

"  Eileen  has  gone  with  him,"  Arnold  added,  in 
graver  vein  than  usual.  "  I  suppose  she  wants  to 


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look  after  him,  and  they  both  want  not  to  waste 
the  time  that's  left.  ...  Of  course,  many  people 
will  be  horrified,  and  think  the  worst.  Personally, 
I  think  it  a  pity  she  should  do  it,  because  it  means, 
for  her,  giving  up  a  great  deal,  now  and  afterwards, 
though  for  him  nothing  now  but  a  principle.  The 
breaking  of  the  principle  is  surprising  in  him,  and 
really,  if  one  comes  to  think  of  it,  pretty  sad,  and 
a  sign  of  how  he's  broken  up  altogether.  Because 
he  has  always  held  these  things  uncivilised  and 
wrong,  and  said  so.  I  suppose  he's  too  weak  in 
body  to  say  so  any  more,  or  to  stand  against  his 
need  and  hers  any  longer.  I  think  it  a  bad  mis- 
take, and  I  wish  they  wouldn't  do  it.  Besides, 
she's  too  fine,  and  has  too  much  to  give,  to  throw 
it  all  at  one  dying  man,  as  she's  doing.  What's  it 
been  in  Datcherd  all  along  that's  so  held  her — he 
so  sickly  and  wrecked  and  morose,  she  so  brilliant 
and  alive  and  young  and  full  of  genius  and  joy  ? 
Of  course  he's  brilliant  too,  in  his  own  way,  and 
lovable,  and  interesting;  but  a  failure  for  all  that, 
and  an  unhappy  failure,  and  now  at  the  last  a  failure 
even  as  to  his  own  principles  of  life.  I  suppose  it 
has  been  always  just  that  that  has  held  her ;  his 
failure  and  need.  These  things  are  dark ;  but 
anyhow  there  it  is  ;  one  never  saw  two  people  care 
for  each  other  more  or  need  each  other  more.  .  .  . 
She  was  afraid  of  hurting  his  work  by  coming  to 
him  before  ;  but  the  time  for  thinking  of  that  is 
past,  and  I  suppose  she  will  stay  with  him  now  till 
the  end,  and  it  will  be  their  one  happy  time.  You 


202          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

know  I  think  these  things  mostly  a  mistake,  and 
these  absorbing  emotions  uncivilised,  and  nearly 
all  alliances  ill-assorted,  and  this  one  will  be  con- 
demned. But  much  she'll  care  for  that  when  it  is 
all  over  and  he  has  gone.  What  will  happen  to 
her  then  I  can't  guess  ;  she  won't  care  much  for 
anything  any  of  us  can  do  to  help,  for  a  long  time. 
It  is  a  pity.  But  such  is  life,  a  series  of  futile 
wreckages."  He  went  on  to  other  topics.  Eddy 
didn't  read  the  rest  just  then,  but  went  out  for  a 
long  and  violent  walk  across  country  with  his 
incredibly  mongrel  dog. 

Confusion,  with  its  many  faces,  its  shouting  of 
innumerable  voices,  overlay  the  green  June  country. 
For  him  in  that  hour  the  voice  of  pity  and  love  rose 
dominant,  drowning  the  other  voices,  that  ques- 
tioned and  wondered  and  denied,  as  the  cuckoos 
from  every  tree  questioned  and  commented  on  life 
in  their  strange,  late  note.  Love  and  pity ;  pity 
and  love  ;  mightn't  these  two  resolve  all  discord  at 
last  ?  Arnold's  point  of  view,  that  of  the  civilised 
person  of  sense,  he  saw  and  shared ;  Eileen's  and 
Datcherd's  he  saw  and  felt ;  his  own  mother's,  and 
the  Bellairs',  and  that  of  those  like-minded  with 
them,  he  saw  and  appreciated ;  all  were  surely 
right,  yet  they  did  not  make  for  harmony. 

Meanwhile,  a  background  to  discord,  the  woods 
were  green  and  the  hedges  starred  pink  with  wild 
roses  and  the  cow-parsley  a  white  foam  in  the  ditches, 
and  the  clouds  shreds  of  white  fleece  in  the  blue 
above,  and  cows  knee-deep  in  cool  pools  beneath 


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spreading  trees,  and,  behind  the  jubilance  of  larks 
and  the  other  jocund  little  fowls,  cried  the  per- 
petual questioning  of  the  unanswered  grey  bird.  .  . 

In  the  course  of  July,  Eddy  became  engaged  to 
Molly  Bellairs,  an  event  which,  with  all  its  preli- 
minary and  attendant  circumstances,  requires  and 
will  receive  little  treatment  here.  Proposals  and 
their  attendant  emotions,  though  more  interesting 
even  than  most  things  to  those  principally  con- 
cerned, are  doubtless  so  familiar  to  all  as  to  be 
readily  imagined,  and  can  occupy  no  place  in 
these  pages.  The  fact  emerges  that  Eddy  and 
Molly,  after  the  usual  preliminaries,  did  become 
engaged.  It  must  not  be  surmised  that  their  emo- 
tions, because  passed  lightly  over,  were  not  of  the 
customary  and  suitable  fervour ;  in  point  of  fact, 
both  were  very  much  in  love.  Both  their  families 
were  pleased.  The  marriage,  of  course,  was  not  to 
occur  till  Eddy  was  settled  definitely  into  a  pro- 
mising profession,  but  that  he  hoped  to  be  in  the 
autumn,  if  he  entered  the  Denisons'  publishing  firm 
and  at  the  same  time  practised  journalism. 

"  You  should  get  settled  with  something  perma- 
nent, my  boy,"  said  the  Dean,  who  was  by  now  well 
enough  to  talk  like  that.  "  I  don't  like  this  taking 
things  up  and  dropping  them." 

"  They  drop  me/'  Eddy  explained,  much  as  he 
had  to  Arnold  once,  but  the  Dean  did  not  like  him 
to  put  it  like  that,  as  anyone  would  rather  his  son 
dropped  than  was  dropped. 

"  You  know  you  can  do  well  if  you  like,"  he  said, 


204          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

being  fairly  started  in  that  vein.  '  You  did  well 
at  school  and  Cambridge,  and  you  can  do  well  now. 
And  now  that  you're  going  to  be  married,  you  must 
give  up  feeling  your  way  and  occupying  yourself 
with  jobs  that  aren't  your  regular  career,  and  get 
your  teeth  into  something  definite.  It  wouldn't  be 
fair  to  Molly  to  play  about  with  odd  jobs,  even 
useful  and  valuable  ones,  as  you  have  been  doing. 
You  wouldn't  think  of  schoolmastering  at  all,  I 
suppose  ?  With  your  degree  you  could  easily  get 
a  good  place."  The  Dean  hankered  after  a  scho- 
lastic career  for  his  son ;  besides,  schoolmasters  so 
often  end  in  Orders.  But  Eddy  said  he  thought 
he  would  prefer  publishing  or  journalism,  though 
it  didn't  pay  so  well  at  first.  He  told  the  Dean 
about  the  proposed  paper  and  the  co-operative 
system,  which  was  sure  to  work  so  well. 

The  Dean  said,  "  I  haven't  any  faith  in  all  these 
new  papers,  whatever  the  system.  Even  the  best 
die.  Look  at  the  Pilot.  And  the  Tribune." 

Eddy  looked  back  across  the  ages  at  the  Pilot 
and  the  Tribune,  whose  deaths  he  just  remembered. 

"  There 've  been  plenty  died  since  those,"  he 
remarked.  "  Those  whom  the  gods  love,  etcetera. 
But  lots  have  lived,  too.  If  you  come  to  that, 
look  at  the  Times,  the  Spectator,  and  the  Daily 
Mirror.  They  were  new  once.  So  was  the  English 
Review ;  so  was  Poetry  and  Drama  ;  so  was  the 
New  Statesman  ;  so  was  the  Blue  Review.  They're 
alive  yet.  Then  why  not  Unity  ?  Even  if  it  has  a 
short  life,  it  may  be  a  merry  one." 


THE  COUNTRY  205 

"  To  heal  divisions,"  mused  the  Dean.  "  A  good 
aim,  of  course.  Though  probably  a  hopeless  one. 
One  makes  it  one's  task,  you  know,  to  throw 
bridges,  as  far  as  one  can,  between  the  Church  and 
the  agnostics,  and  the  Church  and  dissent.  And 
look  at  the  result.  A  friendly  act  of  conciliation 
on  the  part  of  one  of  our  bishops  calls  forth  tor- 
rents of  bitter  abuse  in  the  columns  of  our  Church 
papers.  The  High  Church  party  is  so  unmanageable  : 
it's  stiff :  it  stands  out  for  differences  :  it  won't 
be  brought  in.  How  can  we  ever  progress  towards 
unity  if  the  extreme  left  remains  in  that  state  of 
wilful  obscurantism  and  unchristian  intolerance  ?  .  . 
Of  course,  mind,  there  are  limits ;  one  would  fight 
very  strongly  against  disestablishment  or  disen- 
dowment ;  but  the  ritualists  seem  to  be  out  for 
quarrels  over  trifles."  He  added,  because  Eddy 
had  worked  in  St.  Gregory's,  "  Of  course,  indivi- 
dually, there  are  numberless  excellent  High  Church- 
men ;  one  doesn't  want  to  run  down  their  work. 
But  they'll  never  stand  for  unity." 

"  Quite,"  said  Eddy,  meditating  on  unity. 
"  That's  exactly  what  Finch  and  the  rest  say  about 
the  Broad  Church  party,  you  know.  And  it's 
what  dissenters  say  about  Church  people,  and  Church 
people  about  dissenters.  The  fact  is,  so  few  parties 
do  stand  for  unity.  They  nearly  all  stand  for 
faction." 

"  I  don't  think  we  Broad  Churchmen  stand  for 
faction."  said  the  Dean,  and  Eddy  replied  that  nor 
did  the  High  Churchmen  think  they  did,  nor 


206          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

dissenters  either.  They  all  thought  they  were 
aiming  at  unity,  but  it  was  the  sort  of  unity  attained 
by  the  survivor  of  the  Nancy  brig,  or  the  tiger  of 
Riga,  that  was  the  ideal  of  most  parties  ;  it  was 
doubtless  also  the  ideal  of  a  boa-constrictor.  Mrs. 
Oliver,  who  had  come  into  the  room  and  wasn't 
sure  it  was  in  good  taste  to  introduce  light  verse 
and  boa-constrictors  into  religious  discussions,  said, 
'  You  seem  to  be  talking  a  great  deal  of  nonsense, 
dear  boy.  Everard,  have  you  had  your  drops 
yet  ?  " 

In  such  fruitful  family  discourse  they  wiled  away 
the  Dean's  convalescence. 

Meanwhile  Molly,  jolly  and  young  and  alive, 
with  her  brown  hair  curling  in  the  sun,  and  her 
happy  infectious  laugh  and  her  bright,  eager,  amber 
eyes  full  of  friendly  mirth,  was  a  sheer  joy.  If  she 
too  "  stood  for  "  anything  beyond  herself,  it  was 
for  youth  and  mirth  and  jollity  and  country  life  in 
the  open ;  all  sweet  things.  Eddy  and  she  liked 
each  other  rather  more  each  day.  They  made  a  plan 
for  Molly  to  spend  a  month  or  so  in  the  autumn  with 
her  aunt  that  lived  in  Hyde  Park  Terrace,  so  that 
she  and  Eddy  should  be  near  each  other. 

"  They're  darlings,"  said  Molly,  of  her  uncle 
and  aunt  and  cousins.  "  So  jolly  and  hospitable. 
You'll  love  them." 

"I'm  sure  I  shall.  And  will  they  love  me  ?  " 
inquired  Eddy,  for  this  seemed  even  more  impor- 
tant. 

Molly  said  of  course  they  would. 


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"  Do  they  love  most  people  ?  "  Eddy  pursued  his 
investigations. 

Molly  considered  that.  "  Well  .  .  .  most  .  .  . 
that's  a  lot,  isn't  it.  No,  Aunt  Vyvian  doesn't  do 
that,  I  should  think.  Uncle  Jimmy  more.  He's  a 
bailor,  you  know ;  a  captain,  retired.  He  seems 
awfully  young,  always  ;  much  younger  than  me.  .  .  . 
One  thing  about  Aunt  Vyvian  is,  I  should  think 
you'd  know  it  pretty  quick  if  she  didn't  like  you." 

"  She'd  say  so,  would  she  ?  " 

"  She'd  snub  you.  She's  rather  snippy  some- 
times, even  to  me  and  people  she's  fond  of.  Only 
one  gets  used  to  it,  and  it  doesn't  mean  anything 
except  that  she  likes  to  amuse  herself.  But  she's 
frightfully  particular,  and  if  she  didn't  like  you  she 
wouldn't  have  anything  to  do  with  you." 

"  I  see.  Then  it's  most  important  that  she  should. 
What  can  I  do  about  it  ?  " 

"  Oh,  just  be  pleasant,  and  make  yourself  as 
entertaining  as  you  can,  and  pretend  to  be  fairly 
sensible  and  intelligent.  .  .  .  She  wouldn't  like  it 
if  she  thought  you  were,  well,  a  socialist,  or  an 
anarchist,  or  a  person  who  was  trying  to  do  some- 
thing and  couldn't,  like  people  who  try  and  get 
plays  taken  ;  or  if  I  was  a  suffragette.  She  thinks 
people  oughtn't  to  be  like  that,  because  they  don't 
get  on.  And,  too,  she  likes  very  much  to  be  amused. 
You'll  be  all  right,  of  course." 

"  Sure  to  be.  I'm  such  a  worldly  success.  Well, 
I  shall  haunt  her  doorstep  whether  she  likes  me  or 
not," 


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"  If  she  dared  not  to,"  said  Molly  indignantly, 
"  I  should  walk  straight  out  of  her  house  and  never 
go  into  it  again,  and  make  Nevill  take  me  into  his 
rooms  instead.  I  should  jolly  well  think  she  would 
like  you  !  " 


CHAPTER  XII. 

HYDE  PARK  TERRACE. 

FORTUNATELY  Mrs.  Crawford  did  like  Eddy  (he 
presumed,  therefore,  that  she  did  not  know  he  was 
a  socialist  and  a  suffragist,  and  had  tried  to  do 
many  things  he  couldn't),  so  Molly  did  not  have  to 
walk  out  of  the  house.  He  liked  her  too,  and  went 
to  her  house  very  frequently.  She  was  pretty  and 
clever  and  frankly  worldly,  and  had  a  sweet  trailing 
voice,  a  graceful  figure,  and  two  daughters  just  out, 
one  of  whom  was  engaged  already  to  a  young  man 
in  the  Foreign  Office. 

She  told  Molly,  "  I  like  your  young  man,  dear ; 
he  has  pleasant  manners,  and  seems  to  appreciate 
me/'  and  asked  him  to  come  to  the  house  as  often 
as  he  could.  Eddy  did  so.  He  came  to  lunch  and 
dinner,  and  met  pleasant,  polite,  well-dressed  people. 
(You  had  to  be  rather  well-dressed  at  the  Crawfords': 
they  expected  it,  as  so  many  others  do,  with  what 
varying  degrees  of  fulfilment  ! )  It  is,  of  course,  as 
may  before  have  been  remarked  in  these  pages, 
exceedingly  important  to  dress  well.  Eddy  knew 
this,  having  been  well  brought  up,  and  did  dress 

209  o 


210          THE  MAKING   OF  A  BIGOT 

as  well  as  accorded  with  his  station  and  his  duties. 
He  quite  saw  the  beauty  of  the  idea,  as  of  the 
other  ideas  presented  to  him.  He  also,  however, 
saw  the  merits  of  the  opposite  idea  held  by  some 
of  his  friends,  that  clothes  are  things  not  worth 
time,  money,  or  trouble,  and  fashion  an  irrelevant 
absurdity.  He  always  assented  sincerely  to  Arnold 
when  he  delivered  himself  on  this  subject,  and  with 
equal  sincerity  to  the  tacit  recognition  of  high 
standards  that  he  met  at  the  Crawfords'  and  else- 
where. 

He  also  met  at  the  Crawfords'  their  nephew  Nevill 
Bellairs,  who  was  now  parliamentary  secretary 
to  an  eminent  member,  and  more  than  ever  admir- 
able in  his  certainty  about  what  was  right  and  what 
wrong.  The  Crawfords  too  were  certain  about 
that.  To  hear  Nevill  on  Why  Women  should  Not 
Vote  was  to  feel  that  he  and  Daphne  must  be  for 
ever  sundered,  and,  in  fact,  were  best  apart.  Eddy 
came  to  that  melancholy  conclusion,  though  he 
divined  that  their  mutual  and  unhappy  love  still 
flourished. 

"  You're  unfashionable,  Nevill,"  his  aunt  ad- 
monished him.  "  You  should  try  and  not  be  that 
more  than  you  can  help." 

Captain  Crawford,  a  simple,  engaging,  and 
extraordinarily  youthful  sailor  man  of  forty-six, 
said,  "Don't  be  brow-beaten,  Nevill;  I'm  with 
you,"  for  that  was  the  sort  of  man  he  was  ;  and  the 
young  man  from  the  Foreign  Office  said  how  a  little 
while  ago  he  had  approved  of  a  limited  women's 


HYDE  PARK  TERRACE  211 

suffrage,  but  since  the  militants,  etc.  etc.,  and  every- 
one he  knew  was  saying  the  same. 

"  I  am  sure  they  are/'  Mrs.  Crawford  murmured 
to  Eddy.  "  What  a  pity  it  does  not  seem  to  him 
a  sufficient  reason  for  abstaining  from  the  remark 
himself.  I  do  so  dislike  the  subject  of  the  suffrage  ; 
it  makes  everyone  so  exceedingly  banal  and  obvious. 
I  never  make  any  remarks  about  it  myself,  for  I 
have  a  deep  fear  that  if  I  did  so  they  might  not  be 
more  original  than  that." 

"  Mine  certainly  wouldn't,"  Eddy  agreed. 
"  Militant  suffragism  is  like  the  weather,  a  safety- 
valve  for  all  our  worst  commonplaces.  Only  it's 
unlike  the  weather  in  being  a  little  dull  in  itself, 
whereas  the  weather  is  an  agitatingly  interesting 
subject,  as  a  rule  inadequately  handled.  .  .  .  You 
know,  I've  no  objection  to  commonplace  remarks 
myself,  I  rather  like  them.  That's  why  I  make 
them  so  often,  I  suppose." 

"  I  think  you  have  no  objection  to  any  kind  of 
remarks,"  Mrs.  Crawford  commented.  "  You  are 
fortunate." 

Nevill  said  from  across  the  room,  "  How's  the 
paper  getting  on,  Eddy  ?  Is  the  first  number 
launched  yet  ?  " 

"  Not  yet.  Only  the  dummy.  I  have  a  copy  of 
the  dummy  here  ;  look  at  it.  We  have  filled  it 
with  the  opinions  of  eminent  persons  on  the  great 
need  that  exists  for  our  paper.  We  wrote  to  many. 
Some  didn't  answer.  I  suppose  they  were  not  aware 
of  this  great  need,  which  is  recognised  so  clearly  by 


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others.  The  strange  thing  is  that  Unity  has 
never  been  started  before,  considering  how  badly 
it  is  obviously  wanted.  We  have  here  encouraging 
words  from  politicians,  authors,  philanthropists, 
a  bishop,  an  eminent  rationalist,  a  fellow  of  All 
Souls,  a  landlord,  a  labour  member,  and  many 
others.  The  bishop  says,  '  I  am  greatly  interested 
in  the  prospectus  you  have  sent  me  of  your  proposed 
new  paper.  Without  committing  myself  to  agree- 
ment with  every  detail,  I  may  say  that  the  lines  on 
which  it  is  proposed  to  conduct  Unity  promise  a 
very  useful  and  attractive  paper,  and  one  which 
should  meet  a  genuine  need  and  touch  an  extensive 
circle/  The  labour  member  says,  '  Your  new  paper 
is  much  needed,  and  with  such  fine  ideals  should 
be  of  great  service  to  all.'  The  landlord  says, 
'  Your  articles  dealing  with  country  matters  should 
meet  a  long-felt  demand,  and  make  for  good  feeling 
between  landlords,  tenants  and  labourers/  The 
rationalist  says,  '  Precisely  what  we  want/  The 
Liberal  politician  says,  '  I  heartily  wish  all  success 
to  Unity.  A  good  new  paper  on  those  lines  cannot 
fail  to  be  of  inestimable  service/  The  Unionist 
says,  '  A  capital  paper,  with  excellent  ideals/  The 
philanthropist  says,  '  I  hope  it  will  wage  relentless 
war  against  the  miserable  internal  squabbles  which 
retard  our  social  efforts/  Here's  a  more  tepid  one — 
he's  an  author.  He  only  says,  '  There  may  be  scope 
for  such  a  paper,  amid  the  ever-increasing  throng 
of  new  journalistic  enterprises.  Anyhow  there  is 
no  harm  in  trying/  A  little  damping,  he  was. 


HYDE  PARK  TERRACE  213 

Denison  was  against  putting  it  in,  but  I  think  it  so 
rude,  when  you've  asked  a  man  for  a  word  of 
encouragement,  and  he  gives  it  you  according  to  his 
means,  not  to  use  it.  Of  course  we  had  to  draw  the 
line  somewhere.  Shore  merely  said,  'It's  a  free 
country.  You  can  hang  yourselves  if  you  like/ 
We  didn't  put  in  that.  But  on  the  whole  people 
are  obviously  pining  for  the  paper,  aren't  they. 
Of  course  they  all  think  we're  going  to  support  their 
particular  pet  party  and  project.  And  so  we  are. 
That  is  why  I  think  we  shall  sell  so  well — touch  so 
extensive  a  circle,  as  the  bishop  puts  it." 

"  As  long  as  you  help  to  knock  another  plank 
from  beneath  the  feet  of  this  beggarly  government, 
I'll  back  you  through  thick  and  thin,"  said  Captain 
Crawford. 

"  Are  you  going  on  the  Down-with-the-Jews 
tack  ?  "  Nevill  asked.  "  That's  been  overdone,  I 
think  ;  it's  such  beastly  bad  form." 

"  All  the  same,"  murmured  Captain  Crawford, 
"  I  don't  care  about  the  Hebrew." 

"  We're  not,"  said  Eddy,  "  going  on  a  down-with- 
anybody  tack.  Our  mitier  is  to  encourage  the  good, 
not  to  discourage  anyone.  That,  as  I  remarked 
before,  is  why  we  shall  sell  so  extremely  well." 

Mrs.  Crawford  said,  "  Humph.  It  sounds  to  me 
a  trifle  savourless.  A  little  abuse  hasn't  usually 
been  found,  I  believe,  to  reduce  the  sales  of  a  paper 
appreciably.  We  most  of  us  like  to  see  our  enemies 
hauled  over  the  coals ;  or,  failing  our  enemies, 
some  innocuous  and  eminent  member  of  an 


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unpopular  and  over-intelligent  race.  In  short,  we 
like  to  see  a  fine  hot  quarrel  going  on.  If  Unity 
isn't  going  to  quarrel  with  anyone,  I  shall  certainly 
not  subscribe." 

"  You  shall  have  it  gratis,"  said  Eddy.  "  It  is 
obviously,  as  the  eminent  rationalist  puts  it, 
precisely  what  you  need." 

Nevill  said,  "  By  the  way,  what's  happening  to 
that  Radical  paper  of  poor  Hugh  Datcherd's  ? 
Is  it  dead  ?  " 

"  Yes.  It  couldn't  have  survived  Datcherd ; 
no  one  else  could  possibly  take  it  on.  Besides,  he 
financed  it  entirely  himself ;  it  never  anything  near 
paid  its  way,  of  course.  It's  a  pity  ;  it  was  interest- 
ing/' 

"  Like  it's  owner,"  Mrs.  Crawford  remarked. 
"  He  too,  one  gathers,  was  a  pity,  though  no  doubt 
an  interesting  one.  The  one  failure  in  a  distin- 
guished family." 

"  I  should  call  all  the  Datcherds  a  pity,  if  you  ask 
me,"  said  Nevill.  "  They're  wrong-headed  Radicals. 
All  agnostics,  too,  and  more  or  less  anti-church." 

"All  the  same,"  said  his  aunt,  "they're  not 
failures,  mostly.  They  achieve  success ;  even 
renown.  They  occasionally  become  cabinet 
ministers.  I  ask  no  more  of  a  family  than  that. 
You  may  be  as  wrong-headed,  radical,  and  anti- 
church  as  you  please,  Nevill,  if  you  attain  to  being 
a  cabinet  minister.  Of  course  they  have  dis- 
advantages, such  as  England  expecting  them  not  to 
invest  their  money  as  they  would  prefer,  and  so  on ; 


HYDE   PARK  TERRACE  215 

but  on  the  whole  an  enviable  career.  Better  even 
than  running  a  paper  which  meets  a  long-felt 
demand/' 

"  But  the  paper's  much  more  fun,"  Molly  put  in, 
and  her  aunt  returned,  "  My  dear  child,  we  are  not 
put  into  this  troubled  world  to  have  fun,  though  I 
have  noticed  that  you  labour  under  that  delusion." 

The  young  man  from  the  Foreign  Office  said, 
"It's  not  a  delusion  that  can  survive  in  my  pro- 
fession, anyhow.  I  must  be  getting  back,  I'm 
afraid,"  and  they  all  went  away  to  do  something 
else.  Eddy  arranged  to  meet  Molly  and  her  aunt 
at  tea-time,  and  take  them  to  Jane  Dawn's  studio  ; 
he  had  asked  her  if  he  might  bring  them  to  see  her 
drawings. 

They  met  at  Mrs.  Crawford's  club,  and  drove  to 
Blackfriars'  Road. 

"  Where  ?  "  inquired  Mrs.  Crawford,  after  Eddy's 
order  to  the  driver. 

"Pleasance  Court,  Blackfriars'  Road,"  Eddy 
repeated. 

"  Oh !  I  somehow  had  an  idea  it  was  Chelsea. 
That's  where  one  often  finds  studios ;  but,  after 
all,  there  must  be  many  others,  if  one  comes  to  think 
of  it." 

"  Perhaps  Jane  can't  afford  Chelsea.  She's  not 
poor,  but  she  spends  her  money  like  a  child.  She 
takes  after  her  father,  who  is  extravagant,  like  so 
many  professors." 

"  Chelsea's  supposed  to  be  cheap,  my  dear  boy. 
That's  why  it's  full  of  struggling  young  artists." 


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"  I  daresay  Pleasance  Court  is  cheaper.  Besides, 
it's  pleasant.  They  like  it." 

"  They  ?  " 

"  Jane  and  her  friend  Miss  Peters,  who  shares 
rooms  with  her.  Rather  a  jolly  sort  of  girl ; 

though "  On  second  thoughts  Eddy  refrained 

from  mentioning  that  Sally  Peters  was  a  militant 
and  had  been  in  prison  ;  he  remembered  that  Mrs. 
Crawford  found  the  subject  tedious. 

But  militancy  will  out,  as  must  have  been  noticed 
by  many.  Before  the  visitors  had  been  there  ten 
minutes,  Sally  referred  to  the  recent  destruction 
of  the  property  of  a  distinguished  widowed  lady  in 
such  laudatory  terms  that  Mrs.  Crawford  discerned 
her  in  a  minute,  raised  a  disapproving  lorgnette 
at  her,  murmured,  "  They  devour  widows'  houses, 
and  for  a  pretence  make  long  speeches,"  and  turned 
her  back  on  her.  Jolly  sorts  of  girls  who  were  also 
criminal  lunatics  were  not  suffered  in  the  sphere  of 
her  acquaintance. 

Jane's  drawings  were  obviously  charming ;  also 
they  were  the  drawings  of  an  artist,  not  of  a  young 
lady  of  talent.  Mrs.  Crawford,  who  knew  the 
difference,  perceived  that,  and  gave  them  the  tribute 
she  always  ceded  to  success.  She  thought  she  would 
ask  Jane  to  lunch  one  day,  without,  of  course,  the 
blue-eyed  child  who  devoured  widows'  houses. 
She  did  so  presently. 

Jane  said,  "  Thank  you  so  much,  but  I'm  afraid 
I  can't,"  and  knitted  her  large  forehead  a  little,  in 
her  apologetic  way,  so  obviously  trying  to  think  of  a 


HYDE   PARK  TERRACE  217 

suitable  reason  why  she  couldn't,  that  Mrs.  Crawford 
came  to  her  rescue  with  "  Perhaps  you  Ye  too  busy/' 
which  was  gratefully  accepted. 

"  I  am  rather  busy  just  now."  Jane  was  very 
polite,  very  deprecating,  but  inwardly  she  reproached 
Eddy  for  letting  in  on  her  strange  ladies  who  asked 
her  to  lunch. 

That  no  one  ought  to  be  too  busy  for  social  engage- 
ments, was  what  Mrs.  Crawford  thought,  and  she 
turned  a  little  crisper  and  cooler  in  manner.  Molly 
was  standing  before  a  small  drawing  in  a  corner — 
a  drawing  of  a  girl,  bare-legged,  childish,  half  elfin, 
lying  among  sedges  by  a  stream,  one  leg  up  to  the 
knee  in  water,  and  one  arm  up  to  the  elbow.  Admir- 
ably the  suggestion  had  been  caught  of  a  small  wild 
thing,  a  little  half-sulky  animal.  Molly  laughed  at 
it. 

"  That's  Daffy,  of  course.  It's  not  like  her — 
and  yet  it  is  her.  A  sort  of  inside  look  it's  got  of 
her  ;  hasn't  it,  Eddy  ?  I  suppose  it  looks  different 
because  Daffy's  always  so  neat  and  tailor-made, 
and  never  would  be  like  that.  It's  a  different 
Daffy,  but  it  is  Daffy." 

"  Your  pretty  little  sister,  isn't  it,  Eddy,"  said 
Mrs.  Crawford,  who  had  met  Daphne  at  Welchester. 
"  Yes,  that's  clever.  '  Undine/  you  call  it.  Why  ? 
Has  she  no  soul  ?  " 

Jane  smiled  and  retired  from  this  question. 
She  seldom  explained  why  her  pictures  were  so 
called  ;  they  just  were. 

Molly  was  not  looking  at  Undine.     Her  glance 


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had  fallen  on  a  drawing  near  it.  It  was  another 
drawing  of  a  girl ;  a  very  beautiful  girl,  playing  a 
violin.  It  was  called  "  Life."  No  one  would  have 
asked  why  about  this ;  the  lightly  poised  figure, 
the  glowing  eyes  under  their  shadowing  black  brows, 
the  fiddle  tucked  away  under  the  round  chin,  and 
the  dimples  tucked  away  in  the  round  cheeks,  the 
fine  supple  hands,  expressed  the  very  spirit  of  life, 
all  its  joy  and  brilliance  and  genius  and  fire, 
and  all  its  potential  tragedy.  Molly  looked  at  it 
without  comment,  as  she  might  have  looked  at  a 
picture  of  some  friend  of  the  artist's  who  had  died 
a  sad  death.  She  knew  that  Eileen  Le  Moine  had 
died,  from  her  point  of  view  ;  she  knew  that  she  had 
spent  the  last  months  of  Hugh  Datcherd's  life  with 
him,  for  Eddy  had  told  her.  She  had  said  to  Eddy 
that  this  was  dreadful  and  wicked.  Eddy  had  said, 
"  They  don't  think  it  is,  you  see/'  MoUy  had  said 
that  what  they  thought  made  no  difference  to 
right  and  wrong  ;  Eddy  had  replied  that  it  made  all 
the  difference  in  the  world.  She  had  finally  turned 
on  him  with,  "  But  you  think  it  dreadful,  Eddy  ?  " 
and  he  had,  to  her  dismay,  shaken  his  head. 

"  Not  as  they're  doing  it,  I  don't.  It's  all  right. 
You'd  know  it  was  all  right  if  you  knew  them, 
Molly.  It's  been,  all  along,  the  most  faithful, 
loyal,  fine,  simple,  sad  thing  in  the  world,  their  love. 
They've  held  out  against  it  just  so  long  as  to  give  in 
would  have  hurt  anyone  but  themselves ;  now  it 
won't,  and  she's  giving  herself  to  him  that  he  may 
die  in  peace.  Don't  judge  them,  Molly." 


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But  she  had  judged  them  so  uncompromisingly, 
so  unyieldingly,  that  she  had  never  referred  to  the 
subject  again,  for  fear  it  should  come  between 
Eddy  and  her.  A  difference  of  principle  was  the 
one  thing  Molly  could  not  bear.  To  her  this  thing, 
whatever  its  excuse,  was  wrong,  against  the  laws  of 
the  Christian  Church,  in  fine,  wicked.  And  it  was 
Eddy's  friends  who  had  done  it,  and  he  didn't  want 
her  to  judge  them  ;  she  must  say  nothing,  therefore. 
Molly's  ways  were  ways  of  peace. 

Mrs.  Crawford  peered  through  her  lorgnette  at 
the  drawing.  "  What's  that  delicious  thing  ?  '  Life/ 
Quite  ;  just  that.  That  is  really  utterly  charming. 

Who's  the  original  ?  Why,  it's "  She  stopped 

suddenly. 

"  It's  Mrs.  Le  Moine,  the  violinist,"  said  Jane. 

"  She's  a  great  friend  of  ours,"  Sally  interpolated, 
in  childish  pride,  from  behind.  "  I  expect  you've 
heard  her  play,  haven't  you  ?  " 

Mrs.  Crawford  had.  She  recognised  the  genius 
of  the  picture,  which  had  so  exquisitely  caught  and 
imprisoned  the  genius  of  the  subject. 

"  Of  course  ;  who  hasn't  ?  A  marvellous  player. 
And  a  marvellous  picture." 

"  It's  Eileen  all  over,"  said  Eddy,  who  knew  it  of 
old. 

"  Hugh  bought  it,  you  know,"  said  Jane.  "  And 
when  he  died  Eileen  sent  it  back  to  me.  I  thought 
perhaps  you  and  Eddy,"  she  turned  to  Molly, 
"  might  care  to  have  it  for  a  wedding-present,  with 
'  Undine. ' " 


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Molly  thanked  her  shyly,  flushing  a  little.  She 
would  have  preferred  to  refuse  '  Life/  but  her 
never-failing  courtesy  and  tenderness  for  people's 
feelings  drove  her  to  smile  and  accept. 

It  was  then  that  someone  knocked  on  the  studio 
door.  Sally  went  to  open  it ;  cried,  "  Oh,  Eileen," 
and  drew  her  in,  an  arm  about  her  waist. 

She  was  not  very  like  Jane's  drawing  of  her  just 
now.  The  tragic  elements  of  Life  had  conquered 
and  beaten  down  its  brilliance  and  joy  ;  the  rounded 
white  cheeks  were  thin,  and  showed,  instead  of 
dimples,  the  fine  structure  of  the  face  and  jaw  ;  the 
great  deep  blue  eyes  brooded  sombrely  under  sad 
brows  ;  she  drooped  a  little  as  she  stood.  It  was 
as  if  something  had  been  quenched  in  her,  and  left 
her  as  a  dead  fire.  The  old  flashing  smile  had  left 
only  the  wan,  strange  ghost  of  itself.  If  Jane  had 
drawn  her  now,  or  any  time  since  the  middle  of 
August,  she  would  rather  have  called  the  drawing 
"Wreckage."  To  Eddy  and  all  her  friends  she  and 
her  wrecked  joy,  her  quenched  vividness,  stabbed 
at  a  pity  beyond  tears. 

Molly  looked  at  her  for  a  moment,  and  turned 
rosy  red  all  over  her  wholesome  little  tanned  face, 
and  bent  over  a  picture  near  her. 

Mrs.  Crawford  looked  at  her,  through  her,  above 
her,  and  said  to  Jane,  "  Thank  you  so  much  for  a 
delightful  afternoon.  We  really  must  go  now." 

Jane  said,  slipping  a  hand  into  Eileen's,  "  Oh, 
but  you'll  have  tea,  won't  you  ?  I'm  so  sorry  ; 
we  ought  to  have  had  it  earlier.  ...  Do  you  know 


HYDE  PARK  TERRACE  221 

Mrs.  Le  Moine  ?  Mrs.  Crawford ;  and  you  know 
each  other,  of  course,"  she  connected  Eileen  and 
Molly  with  a  smile,  and  Molly  put  out  a  timid  hand. 

Mrs.  Crawford's  bow  was  so  slight  that  it  might 
have  been  not  a  bow  at  all.  "  Thank  you,  but  I'm 
afraid  we  mustn't  stop.  We  have  enjoyed  your 
delightful  drawings  exceedingly.  Goodbye." 

"  Must  you  both  go  ?  "  said  Eddy  to  Molly. 
"  Can't  you  stop  and  have  tea  and  go  home  with 
me  afterwards  ?  " 

"  I'm  afraid  not,"  Molly  murmured,  still  rosy. 

"  Are  you  coming  with  us,  Eddy  ?  "  asked  Molly's 
aunt,  in  her  sweet,  sub-acid  voice.  "  No  ?  Good- 
bye then,  Oh,  don't  trouble,  please,  Miss  Dawn  ; 
Eddy  will  show  us  out."  Her  faint  bow  compre- 
hended the  company. 

Eddy  came  with  them  to  their  carriage. 

"  I'm  sorry  you  won't  stop,"  he  said. 

Mrs.  Crawford's  fine  eyebrows  rose  a  little. 

'  You  could  hardly  expect  me  to  stop,  still  less 
to  let  Molly  stop,  in  company  with  a  lady  of  Mrs. 
Le  Moine's  reputation.  She  has  elected  to  become, 
as  you  of  course  are  aware,  one  of  the  persons 
whose  acquaintance  must  be  dispensed  with  by  all 
but  the  unfastidious.  You  are  not  going  to  dispense 
with  it,  I  perceive  ?  Very  well ;  but  you  must  allow 
Molly  and  me  to  take  the  ordinary  course  of  the  world 
in  such  matters.  Goodbye." 

Eddy,  red  as  if  her  words  had  been  a  whip  in  his 
face,  turned  back  into  the  house  and  shut  the  door 
rather  violently  behind  him,  as  if  by  the  gesture 


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he  would  shut  out  all  the  harsh,  coarse  judgments 
of  the  undiscriminating  world.  He  climbed  the 
stairs  to  the  studio,  and  found  them  having  tea  and 
discussing  pictures,  from  their  own  several  points  of 
view,  not  the  world's.  It  was  a  rest. 

Mrs.  Crawford,  as  they  drove  over  the  jolting 
surface  of  Blackfriars'  Road,  said,  "  Very  odd  friends 
your  young  man  has,  darling.  And  what  a  very 
unpleasant  region  they  live  in.  It  is  just  as  well 
for  the  sake  of  the  carriage  wheels  that  we  shall 
never  have  to  go  there  again.  We  can't,  of  course, 
if  we  are  liable  to  meet  people  of  no  reputation  there. 
I'm  sure  you  know  nothing  about  things  like  that, 
but  I'm  sorry  to  say  that  Mrs.  Le  Moine  has  done 
things  she  ought  not  to  have  done.  One  may 
continue  to  admire  her  music,  as  one  may  admire 
the  acting  of  those  who  lead  such  unfortunate  lives 
on  the  stage  ;  but  one  can't  meet  her.  Eddy  ought 
to  know  that.  Of  course  it's  different  for  him. 
Men  may  meet  anyone  ;  in  fact,  I  believe  they  do  ; 
and  no  one  thinks  the  worse  of  them.  But  I  can't ; 
still  less,  of  course,  you.  I  don't  suppose  your 
dear  mother  would  like  me  to  tell  you  about  her,  so 
I  won't." 

"  I  know,"  said  Molly,  blushing  again  and  feel- 
ing she  oughtn't  to.  "  Eddy  told  me.  He's  a 
great  friend  of  hers,  you  see." 

"  Oh,  indeed.  Well,  girls  know  everything  now-a- 
days,  of  course.  In  fact,  everyone  knows  this ; 
both  she  and  Hugh  Datcherd  were  such  well- 
known  people.  I  don't  say  it  was  so  very  dread- 


HYDE  PARK  TERRACE  223 

fully  wrong,  what  they  did  ;  and  of  course  Dorothy 
Datcherd  left  Hugh  in  the  lurch  first—but  you 
wouldn't  have  heard  of  that,  no — only  it  does  put 
Mrs.  Le  Moine  beyond  the  pale.  And,  in  fact,  it 
is  dreadfully  wrong  to  fly  in  the  face  of  everybody's 
principles  and  social  codes  ;  of  course  it  is." 

Molly  cared  nothing  for  everyone's  principles 
and  social  codes ;  but  she  knew  it  was  dreadfully 
wrong,  what  they  had  done.  She  couldn't  even 
reason  it  out ;  couldn't  formulate  the  real  reason 
why  it  was  wrong  ;  couldn't  see  that  it  was  because 
it  was  giving  rein  to  individual  desire  at  the  expense 
of  the  violation  of  a  system  which  on  the  whole, 
however  roughly  and  crudely,  made  for  civilisa- 
tion, virtue,  and  intellectual  and  moral  progress ; 
that  it  was,  in  short,  a  step  backwards  into  savagery, 
a  giving  up  of  ground  gained.  Arnold  Denison, 
more  clear-sighted,  saw  that ;  Molly,  with  only 
her  childlike,  unphilosophical,  but  intensely  vivid 
recognition  of  right  and  wrong  to  help  her,  merely 
knew  it  was  wrong.  From  three  widely  different 
standpoints  those  three,  Molly,  Arnold  Denison, 
Mrs.  Crawford,  joined  in  that  recognition.  Against 
them  stood  Eddy,  who  saw  only  the  right  in  it, 
and  the  stabbing,  wounding  pity  of  it.  .  .  . 

"  It  is  extremely  fortunate,"  said  Mrs.  Crawford, 
"  that  that  young  woman  Miss  Dawn  refused  to 
come  to  lunch.  I  daresay  she  knew  she  wasn't  fit 
for  lunch,  with  such  people  straying  in  and  out 
of  her  rooms  and  she  holding  their  hands.  I  give 
her  credit  so  far.  As  for  the  plump  fair  child,  she 


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is  obviously  one  of  those  vulgarians  I  insist  on  not 
hearing  mentioned.  Very  strange  friends,  darling, 
your.  .  .  ." 

"  I'm  sure  nearly  all  Eddy's  friends  are  very 
nice,"  Molly  broke  in.  "  Miss  Dawn  was  staying 
at  the  Deanery  at  Christmas,  you  know.  I'm  sure 
she's  nice,  and  she  draws  beautifully.  And  I  expect 
Miss  Peters  is  nice  too  ;  she's  so  friendly  and  jolly, 
and  has  such  pretty  hair  and  eyes.  And.  ..." 

"  You  can  stop  there,  dearest.  If  you  are  pro- 
ceeding to  say  that  you  are  sure  Mrs.  Le  Moine 
is  nice  too,  you  can  spare  yourself  the  trouble." 

"  I  wasn't,"  said  Molly  unhappily,  and  lifted  her 
shamed,  honest,  amber  eyes  to  her  aunt's  face. 
"  Of  course  ...  I  know  .  .  .  she  can't  be." 

Her  aunt  gave  her  a  soothing  pat  on  the  shoulder. 
"  Very  well,  pet  :  don't  worry  about  it.  I'm  afraid 
you  will  find  that  there  are  a  large  number  of  people 
in  the  world,  and  only  too  many  of  them  aren't  at 
all  nice.  Shockingly  sad,  of  course  ;  but  if  one 
took  them  all  to  heart  one  would  sink  into  an  early 
grave.  The  worst  of  this  really  is  that  we  have 
lost  our  tea.  We  might  drop  in  on  the  Tommy 
Durnfords ;  it's  their  day,  surely.  .  .  .  When  shall 
you  see  Eddy  next,  by  the  way  ?  " 

"  I  think  doesn't  he  come  to  dinner  to-morrow  ?  " 

"  So  he  does.  Well,  he  and  I  must  have  a  good 
talk." 

Molly  looked  at  her  doubtfully.  "  Aunt  Vyvian, 
I  don't  think  so.  Truly  I  don't." 

"  Well,  I  do,  my  dear.    I'm  responsible  to  your 


HYDE  PARK  TERRACE  225 

parents  for  you,  and  your  young  man's  got  to  be 
careful  of  you,  and  I  shall  tell  him  so." 

She  told  him  so  in  the  drawing-room  after  dinner 
next  evening.  She  sat  out  from  bridge  on  purpose 
to  tell  him.  She  said,  "  I  was  surprised  and  shocked 
yesterday  afternoon,  Eddy,  as  no  doubt  you 
gathered." 

Eddy  admitted  that  he  had  gathered  that.  "  Do 
you  mind  if  I  say  that  I  was  too,  a  little  ?  "  he 
added.  "  Is  that  rude  ?  I  hope  not/' 

"  Not  in  the  least.  I've  no  doubt  you  were 
shocked ;  but  I  don't  think  really  that  you  can 
have  been  much  surprised,  you  know.  Did  you 
honestly  expect  me  and  Molly  to  stay  and  have 
tea  with  Mrs.  Le  Moine  ?  She's  not  a  person  whom 
Molly  ought  to  know.  She's  stepped  deliberately 
outside  the  social  pale,  and  must  stay  there. 
Seriously,  Eddy,  you  mustn't  bring  her  and  Molly 
together." 

"  Seriously,"  said  Eddy,  "  I  mean  to.  I  want 
Molly  to  know  and  care  for  all  my  friends.  Of 
course  she'll  find  in  lots  of  them  things  she  wouldn't 
agree  with ;  but  that's  no  barrier.  I  can't  shut 
her  out,  don't  you  see  ?  I  know  all  these  people 
so  awfully  well,  and  see  so  much  of  them ;  of 
course  she  must  know  them  too.  As  for  Mrs.  Le 
Moine,  she's  one  of  the  finest  people  I  know ;  I 
should  think  anyone  would  be  proud  to  know  her. 
Surely  one  can't  be  rigid  about  things  ?  " 

"  One  can,"  Mrs.  Crawford  asserted.  "  One  can, 
and  one  is.  One  draws  one's  line.  Or  rather  the 


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world  draws  it  for  one.  Those  who  choose  to  step 
outside  it  must  remain  outside  it." 

Eddy  said  softly,  "  Bother  the  world  1  " 

"I'm  not  going/'  she  returned,  "to  do  any  such 
thing.  I  belong  to  the  world,  and  am  much  attached 
to  it.  And  about  this  sort  of  thing  it  happens  to 
be  entirely  right.  I  abide  by  its  decrees,  and  so 
must  Molly,  and  so  must  you." 

"  I  had  hoped,"  he  said,  "  that  you,  as  well  as 
Molly,  would  make  friends  with  Eileen.  She  needs 
friendship  rather.  She's  hurt  and  broken ;  you 
must  have  seen  that  yesterday." 

"  Indeed,  I  hardly  looked.  But  I've  no  doubt 
she  would  be.  I'm  sorry  for  your  unfortunate 
friend,  Eddy,  but  I  really  can't  know  her.  You 
didn't  surely  expect  me  to  ask  her  here,  to  meet 
Chrissie  and  Dulcie  and  my  innocent  Jimmy,  did 
you  ?  What  will  you  think  of  next  ?  Well,  well, 
I'm  going  to  play  bridge  now,  and  you  can  go  and 
talk  to  Molly.  Only  don't  try  and  persuade  her  to 
meet  your  scandalous  friends,  because  I  shall  not 
allow  her  to,  and  she  has  no  desire  to  if  I  did.  Molly, 
I  am  pleased  to  say,  is  a  very  right-minded  and 
well-conducted  girl." 

Eddy  discovered  that  this  was  so.  Molly  evinced 
no  desire  to  meet  Eileen  Le  Moine.  She  said 
"  Aunt  Vyvian  doesn't  want  me  to." 

"  But,"  Eddy  expostulated,  "  she's  constantly 
with  the  rest — Jane  and  Sally,  and  Denison,  and 
Billy  Raymond,  and  Cecil  Le  Moine,  and  all  that  set 
— you  can't  help  meeting  her  sometimes.'' 


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"  I  needn't  meet  any  of  them  much,  really/'  said 
Molly. 

Eddy  disagreed.  "  Of  course  you  need.  They're 
some  of  my  greatest  friends.  They've  got  to  be  your 
friends  too.  When  we're  married  they'll  come  and 
see  us  constantly,  I  hope,  and  we  shall  go  and  see 
them.  We  shall  always  be  meeting.  I  awfully  want 
you  to  get  to  know  them  quickly.  They're  such 
good  sorts,  Molly  ;  you'll  like  them  all,  and  they'll 
love  you." 

There  was  an  odd  doubtful  look  in  Molly's  eyes. 

"  Eddy,"  she  said  after  a  moment,  painfully 
blushing,  "  I'm  awfully  sorry,  and  it  sounds  priggish 
and  silly — but  I  can't  like  people  when  I  think  they 
don't  feel  rightly  about  right  and  wrong.  I  suppose 
I'm  made  like  that.  I'm  sorry." 

'  You  precious  infant."  He  smiled  at  her  dis- 
tressed face.  '  You're  made  as  I  prefer.  But  you 
see,  they  do  feel  rightly  about  things  ;  they  really 
do,  Molly." 

"  Then,"  her  shamed,  averted  eyes  seemed  to  say, 
"  why  don't  they  act  rightly  ?  " 

"Just  try,"  he  besought  her,  "to  understand  their 
points  of  view — everyone's  point  of  view.  Or 
rather,  don't  bother  about  points  of  view  ;  just  know 
the  people,  and  you  won't  be  able  to  help  caring 
for  them.  People  are  like  that — so  much  more  alive 
and  important  than  what  they  think  or  do,  that  none 
of  that  seems  to  matter.  Oh,  don't  put  up  barriers, 
Molly.  Do  love  my  friends.  I  want  you  to.  I'll 
love  all  yours ;  I  will  indeed,  whatever  dreadful 


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things  they've  done  or  are  doing.  I'll  love  them 
even  if  they  burn  widows'  houses,  or  paint  problem 
pictures  for  the  Academy,  or  write  prize  novels,  or 
won't  take  in  Unity.  I'll  love  them  through  every- 
thing. Won't  you  love  mine  a  little,  too  ?  " 

She  laughed  back  at  him,  unsteadily. 

"Idiot,  of  course  I  will.  I  will  indeed.  I'll 
love  them  nearly  all.  Only  I  can't  love  things  I 
hate,  Eddy.  Don't  ask  me  to  do  that,  because  I 
can't/' 

"  But  you  mustn't  hate,  Molly.  Why  hate  ? 
It  isn't  what  things  are  there  for,  to  be  hated.  Look 
here.  Here  are  you  and  I  set  down  in  the  middle 
of  all  this  jolly,  splendid,  exciting  jumble  of  things, 
just  like  a  toy-shop,  and  we  can  go  round  looking 
at  everything,  touching  everything,  tasting  every- 
thing (I  used  always  to  try  to  taste  tarts  and  things 
in  shops,  didn't  you  ?)  Well  isn't  it  all  jolly  and 
nice,  and  don't  you  like  it  ?  And  here  you  sit  and 
talk  of  hating  !  " 

Molly  was  looking  at  him  with  her  merry  eyes 
unusually  serious. 

"  But  Eddy — you're  just  pretending  when  you  talk 
of  hating  nothing.  You  know  you  hate  some  things 
yourself ;  there  are  some  things  everyone  must 
hate.  You  know  you  do." 

"Do  I  ?  "  Eddy  considered  it.  "  Why,  yes,  I 
suppose  so  ;  some  things.  But  very  few." 

"  There's  good,"  said  Molly,  with  a  gesture  of  one 
hand,  "  and  there's  bad . . .  ."  she  swept  the  other. 
"  They're  quite  separate,  and  they're  fighting." 


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Eddy  observed  that  she  was  a  Manichean  Dualist. 

"  Don't  know  what  that  is.  But  it  seems  to  mean 
an  ordinary  sensible  person,  so  I  hope  I  am.  Aren't 
you  ?  " 

"  I  think  not.  Not  to  your  extent,  anyhow.  But 
I  quite  see  your  point  of  view.  Now  will  you  see 
mine  ?  And  Eileen's  ?  And  all  the  others  ?  Any- 
how, will  you  think  it  over,  so  that  by  the  time 
we're  married  you'll  be  ready  to  be  friends  ?  " 

Molly  shook  her  head. 

"  It's  no  use,  Eddy.  Don't  let's  talk  about  it  any 
more.  Come  and  play  coon-can ;  I  do  like  it 
such  a  lot  better  than  bridge  ;  it's  so  much  sillier." 

"  I  like  them  all,"  said  Eddy. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

MOLLY. 

EDDY  next  Sunday  collected  a  party  to  row  up  to 
Kew.  They  were  Jane  Dawn,  Bridget  Hogan, 
Billy  Raymond,  Arnold  Denison,  Molly  and  himself, 
and  they  embarked  in  a  boat  at  Crabtree  Lane  at 
two  o'clock,  and  all  took  turns  of  rowing  except 
Bridget,  who,  as  has  been  observed  before,  was  a 
lily  of  the  field,  and  insisted  on  remaining  so.  She, 
Molly,  and  Eddy  may  be  called  the  respectable- 
looking  members  of  the  party ;  Jane,  Arnold,  and 
Billy  were  sublimely  untidy,  which  Eddy  knew  was 
a  pity,  because  of  Molly,  who  was  always  a  daintily 
arrayed,  fastidiously  neat  child.  But  it  did  not 
really  matter.  They  were  all  very  happy.  The 
others  made  a  pet  and  plaything  of  Molly,  whose 
infectious,  whole-hearted  chuckle  and  naive  high 
spirits  pleased  them.  She  and  Eddy  decided  to  live 
in  a  river-side  house,  and  made  selections  as  they 
rowed  by. 

"You'd  be  better  off  in  Soho,"   said  Arnold. 
"  Eddy  would  be  nearer  his  business,  and  nearer 

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the  shop  we're  going  to  start  presently.  Besides, 
it's  more  select.  You  can't  avoid  the  respectable 
resident,  up  the  river." 

"  The  cheery  non-resident,  too,  which  is  worse," 
added  Miss  Hogan.  "  Like  us.  The  river  on  a 
holiday  is  unthinkable.  We  were  on  it  all  Good 
Friday  last  year,  which  seems  silly,  but  I  suppose 
we  must  have  had  some  wise  purpose.  Why  was 
it,  Billy  ?  Do  you  remember  ?  You  came,  didn't 
you  ?  And  you,  Jane.  And  Eileen  and  Cecil,  I 
think.  Anyhow  never  again.  Oh  yes,  and  we 
took  some  poor  starved  poet  of  Billy's — a  most 
unfortunate  creature,  who  proved,  didn't  he,  to 
be  unable  even  to  write  poetry.  Or,  indeed,  to  sit 
still  in  a  boat.  One  or  two  very  narrow  shaves  we 
had  I  remember.  He's  gone  into  Peter  Robinson's 
since,  I  believe,  as  walker.  So  much  nicer  for  him 
in  every  way.  I  saw  him  there  last  Tuesday.  I 
gave  him  a  friendly  smile  and  asked  how  he  was,  but 
I  think  he  had  forgotten  his  past  life,  or  else  he  had 
understood  me  to  be  asking  the  way  to  the  stocking 
department,  for  he  only  replied,  "  Hose,  madam?  " 
Then  I  remembered  that  that  was  partly  why  he  had 
failed  to  be  a  poet,  because  he  would  call  stockings 
hose,  and  use  similar  unhealthy  synonyms.  So  I 
concluded  with  pleasure  that  he  had  really  found  his 
vocation,  the  one  career  where  such  synonyms  are 
suitable,  and,  in  fact,  necessary." 

"  He's  a  very  nice  person,  Nichols,"  Billy  said ; 
"  he  stiU  writes  a  little,  but  I  don't  think  he'll  ever 
get  anything  taken.  He  can't  get  rid  of  the  idea 


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that  he's  got  to  be  elegant.  It's  a  pity,  because  he's 
really  got  a  little  to  say." 

"  Yes  ;   quite  a  little,  isn't  it.     Poor  dear." 

Eddy  asked  hopefully,  "  Would  he  do  us  an  article 
for  Unity  from  the  shop  walker's  point  of  view, 
about  shop  life,  and  the  relations  between  customers 
and  shop  people  ?  " 

Billy  shook  his  head.  "I'm  sure  he  wouldn't. 
He'd  want  to  write  you  a  poem  about  something 
quite  different  instead.  He  hates  the  shop,  and  he 
won't  write  prose  ;  he  finds  it  too  homely.  And  if 
he  did,  it  would  be  horrible  stuff,  full  of  commencing, 
and  hose,  and  words  like  that." 

"  And  corsets,  and  the  next  pleasure,  and  kindly 
walk  this  way.  It  might  be  rather  delightful  really. 
I  should  try  to  get  him  to,  Eddy." 

"  I  think  I  will.  We  rather  want  the  shopman's 
point  of  view,  and  it's  not  easy  to  get." 

They  were  passing  Chiswick  Mall.  Molly  saw 
there  the  house  she  preferred. 

"  Look,  Eddy.  That  one  with  wistaria  over  it, 
and  the  balcony.  What's  it  called  ?  The  Osiers. 
What  a  nice  name.  Do  let's  stop  and  find  out  if  we 
can  have  it." 

"  Well,  someone  obviously  lives  there  ;  in  fact, 
I  see  someone  on  the  balcony.  He  might  think  it 
odd  of  us,  do  you  think  ?  " 

"  But  perhaps  he's  leaving.  Or  perhaps  he'd  as 
soon  live  somewhere  else,  if  we  found  a  nice  place  for 
him.  I  wonder  who  it  is  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know.     We  might  find  out  who  his 


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doctor  is,  and  get  him  to  tell  him  it's  damp  and 
unhealthy.  It  looks  fairly  old." 

"  And  they  say  those  osier  beds  are  most  unwhole- 
some," Bridget  added. 

"It's  heavenly.  And  look,  there's  a  heron.  .  .  . 
Can't  we  land  on  the  island  ?  " 

"  No.     Bridget  says  it's  unwholesome." 

So  they  didn't,  but  went  on  to  Kew.  There  they 
landed  and  went  to  look  for  the  badger  in  the 
gardens.  They  did  not  find  him.  One  never  does. 
But  they  had  tea.  Then  they  rowed  down  again 
to  Crabtree  Lane,  and  their  ways  diverged. 

Eddy  went  home  with  Molly.  She  said,  "  It's 
been  lovely,  Eddy,"  and  he  said  "  Hasn't  it."  He 
was  pleased,  because  Molly  and  the  others  had  got 
on  so  well  and  made  such  a  happy  party.  He  said, 
"  When  we're  at  the  Osiers  we'll  often  do  that." 

She  said  "  Yes,"  thoughtfully,  and  he  saw  that 
something  was  on  her  mind. 

"  And  when  Daffy  and  Nevill  have  stopped 
quarrelling,"  added  Eddy,  "  we'll  have  them 
established  somewhere  near  by,  and  they  shall  come 
on  the  river  too.  We  must  fix  that  up  somehow." 

Molly  said  "  Yes,"  again,  and  he  asked,  "  And 
what's  the  matter  now  ?  "  and  touched  a  little 
pucker  on  her  forehead  with  his  finger.  She  smiled. 

"  I  was  only  thinking,  Eddy.  ...  It  was  some- 
thing Miss  Hogan  said,  about  spending  Good  Friday 
on  the  river.  Do  you  think  they  really  did  ?  " 

He  laughed  a  little  at  her  wide,  questioning  eyes 
and  serious  face. 


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"  I  suppose  so.  But  Bridget  said  '  Never  again ' 
— didn't  you  hear  ?  " 

"  Oh  yes.  But  that  was  only  because  of  the 
crowd.  ...  Of  course  it  may  be  all  right — but 
I  just  wished  she  hadn't  said  it,  rather.  It  sounded 
as  if  they  didn't  care  much,  somehow.  I'm  sure 
they  do,  but  .  .  .  ." 

"  I'm  sure  they  don't,"  Eddy  said.  "  Bridget 
isn't  what  you  would  call  a  Churchwoman,  you  see. 
Nor  are  Jane,  or  Arnold,  or  Billy.  They  see  things 
differently,  that's  all." 

"  But — they're  not  dissenters,  are  they  ?  " 

Eddy  laughed.  "No.  That's  the  last  thing 
any  of  them  are." 

Molly's  wide  gaze  became  startled. 

"  Do  you  mean — they're  heathens  ?  Oh,  how 
dreadfully  sad,  Eddy.  Can't  you  .  .  .  can't  you  help 
them  somehow  ?  Couldn't  you  ask  some  clergyman 
you  know  to  meet  them  ?  " 

Eddy  chuckled  again.  "  I'm  glad  I'm  engaged 
to  you,  Molly.  You  please  me.  But  I'm  afraid 
the  clergyman  would  be  no  more  likely  to  convert 
them  than  they  him." 

Molly  remembered  something  Daphne  had  once 
told  her  about  Miss  Dawn  and  Mrs.  Le  Moine  and  the 
prayer  book.  "  It 's  so  dreadfully  sad, ' '  she  repeated. 
There  was  a  little  silence.  The  revelation  was 
working  in  Molly's  mind.  She  turned  it  over  and 
over. 

"  Eddy." 

"  Molly  ?  " 


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"  Don't  you  find  it  matters  ?  In  being  friends, 
I  mean  ?  " 

"  What  ?  Oh,  that.  No,  not  a  bit.  How  should 
it  matter,  that  I  happen  to  believe  certain  things 
they  don't  ?  How  could  it  ?  " 

"  It  would  to  me."  Molly  spoke  with  conviction. 
"  I  might  try,  but  I  know  I  couldn't  really  be  friends 
— not  close  friends — with  an  unbeliever." 

"  Oh  yes,  you  could.  You'd  get  over  all  that, 
once  you  knew  them.  It  doesn't  stick  out  of  them, 
what  they  don't  believe ;  it  very  seldom  turns  up. 
Besides  theirs  is  such  an  ordinary,  and  such  a 
comprehensible  and  natural  point  of  view.  Have 
you  always  believed  what  you  do  now  about  such 
things  ?  " 

"  Why,  of  course.    Haven't  you  ?  " 

"  Oh  dear  no.  For  quite  a  long  time  I  didn't. 
After  all,  it's  pretty  difficult.  .  .  .  And  particularly 
at  my  home  I  think  it  was  a  little  difficult — for  me, 
anyhow.  I  suppose  I  wanted  more  of  the  Catholic 
Church  standpoint.  I  didn't  come  across  that  much 
till  Cambridge;  then  suddenly  I  caught  on  to  the 
point  of  view,  and  saw  how  fine  it  was." 

"  It's  more  than  fine,"  said  Molly.     "  It's  true." 

"  Rather,  of  course  it  is.  So  are  all  fine  things. 
If  once  all  these  people  who  don't  believe  saw  the 
fineness  of  it,  they'd  see  it  must  be  true.  Meanwhile, 
I  don't  see  that  the  fact  that  one  believes  one's 
friends  to  be  missing  something  they  might  have  is 
any  sort  of  reason  for  not  being  friends.  Is  it  now  ? 
Billy  might  as  well  say  he  couldn't  be  friends  with 


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you  because  you  said  you  didn't  care  about  Mase- 
field.  You  miss  something  he's  got ;  that's  all  the 
difference  it  makes,  in  either  case." 

"  Masefield  isn't  so  important  as "  Molly 

left  a  shy  hiatus. 

"  No ;  of  course ;  but,  it's  the  same  prin- 
ciple. .  .  .  Well,  anyhow  you  like  them,  don't 
you  ?  "  said  Eddy  shifting  his  ground. 

"  Oh,  yes,  I  do.  But  I  expect  they  think  me  a 
duffer.  I  don't  know  anything  about  their  things, 
you  see.  They're  awfully  nice  to  me." 

"  That  seems  odd,  certainly.  And  they  may  come 
and  visit  us  at  the  Osiers,  mayn't  they  ?  " 

"  Of  course.  And  we'll  all  have  tea  on  the 
balcony  there.  Oh,  do  let's  begin  turning  out  the 
people  that  live  there  at  once." 

Meanwhile  Jane  and  Arnold  and  Billy,  walking 
along  the  embankment,  when  they  had  discussed 
the  colour  of  the  water,  the  prospects  of  the  weather, 
the  number  of  cats  on  the  wall,  and  other  interesting 
subjects,  commented  on  Molly.  Jane  said,  "  She's 
a  little  sweetmeat.  I  love  her  yellow  eyes  and  her 
rough  curly  hair.  She's  like  a  spaniel  puppy  we've 
got  at  home." 

Billy  said,  "  She's  quite  nice  to  talk  to,  too.  I 
like  her  laugh." 

Arnold  said,  maliciously,  "  She'll  never  read  your 
poetry,  Billy.  She  probably  only  reads  Tennyson's 
and  Scott's  and  the  Anthology  of  Nineteenth 
Century  Verse." 

"  Well,"  said  Billy,  placidly,  "  I'm  in  that.     If 


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she  knows  that,  she  knows  all  the  best  twentieth 
century  poets.  You  seem  to  be  rather  acrimonious 
about  her.  Hadn't  she  read  your  '  Latter  Day 
Leavings/  or  what  ?  " 

"  I'm  sure  I  trust  not.  She'd  hate  them.  .  .  . 
It's  all  very  well,  and  I've  no  doubt  she's  a  very  nice 
little  girl — but  what  does  Eddy  want  with  marry- 
ing her  ?  Or,  indeed,  anyone  else  ?  He's  not  old 
enough  to  settle  down.  And  marrying  that  spaniel- 
child  will  mean  settling  down  in  a  sense." 

"  Oh,  I  don't  know.  She's  got  plenty  of  fun,  and 
can  play  all  right." 

Arnold  shook  his  head  over  her.  "  All  the  same, 
she's  on  the  side  of  darkness  and  the  conventions. 
She  mayn't  know  it  yet,  being  still  half  a  child,  and 
in  the  playing  puppy  stage,  but  give  her  ten  years 
and  you'll  see.  She'll  become  proper.  Even  now, 
she's  not  sure  we're  quite  nice  or  very  good.  1 
spotted  that.  .  .  .  Don't  you  remember,  Jane, 
what  I  said  to  you  at  Welchester  about  it  ?  With 
my  never-failing  perspicacity,  I  foresaw  the  turn 
events  would  take,  and  I  foresaw  also  exactly  how 
she  would  affect  Eddy.  You  will  no  doubt  recollect 
what  I  said  (I  hope  you  always  do)  ;  therefore  I 
won't  repeat  it  now,  even  for  Billy's  sake.  But  I 
may  tell  you,  Billy,  that  I  prophesied  the  worst. 
I  still  prophesy  it." 

'  You're  too  frightfully  particular  to  live,  Arnold," 
Billy  told  him.  "  She's  a  very  good  sort  and  a  very 
pleasant  person.  Rather  like  a  brook  in  sunlight, 
I  thought  her ;  her  eyes  are  that  colour,  and  her 


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hair  and  dress  are  the  shadowed  parts,  and  her  laugh 
is  like  the  water  chuckling  over  a  stone.  I  like 
her." 

"  Oh,  heavens/'  Arnold  groaned.  "  Of  course  you 
do.  You  and  Jane  are  hopeless.  You  may  like 
brooks  in  sunlight  or  puppies  or  anything  else  in  the 
universe — but  you  don't  want  to  go  and  marry 
them  because  of  that." 

"  I  don't/'  Billy  admitted,  peacefully.  "  But 
many  people  do.  Eddy  obviously  is  one  of  them. 
And  I  should  say  it's  quite  a  good  thing  for  him  to 
do." 

"  Of  course  it  is,"  said  Jane,  who  was  more 
interested  at  the  moment  in  the  effect  of  the  evening 
mist  on  the  river. 

"  Perhaps  they'll  think  better  of  it  and  break  it 
off  before  the  wedding-day,"  Arnold  gloomily  sug- 
gested. "  There's  always  that  hope  ...  I  see  no 
place  for  this  thing  called  love  in  a  reasonable  life. 
It  will  smash  up  Eddy,  as  it's  smashed  up  Eileen. 
I  hate  the  thing." 

"  Eileen's  a  little  better  lately,"  said  Jane 
presently.  "  She's  going  to  play  at  Lovinski's 
concert  next  week." 

"  She's  rather  worse  really,"  said  Billy,  a  singu- 
larly clear-sighted  person  ;  and  they  left  it  at  that. 

Billy  was  very  likely  right.  At  that  moment 
Eileen  was  lying  on  the  floor  of  her  room,  her  head 
on  her  flung-out  arms,  tearless  and  still,  muttering 
a  name  over  and  over,  through  clenched  teeth.  The 
passage  of  time  took  her  further  from  him,  slow 


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hour  by  slow  hour ;  took  her  out  into  cold,  lonely 
seas  of  pain,  to  drown  uncomforted.  She  was  not 
rather  better. 

She  would  spend  long  mornings  or  evenings  in  the 
fields  and  lanes  by  the  Lea,  walking  or  sitting,  silent 
and  alone.  She  never  went  to  the  disorganised, 
lifeless  remnant  of  Datcherd's  settlement ;  only 
she  would  travel  by  the  tram  up  Shoreditch  and  Mare 
Street  to  the  north  east,  and  walk  along  the  narrow 
path  by  the  Lea-side  wharf  cottages,  little  and  old 
and  jumbled,  and  so  over  the  river  on  to  Leyton 
Marsh,  where  sheep  crop  the  grass.  Here  she  and 
Datcherd  had  often  walked,  after  an  evening  at  the 
Club,  and  here  she  now  wandered  alone.  These 
regions  have  a  queer,  perhaps  morbid,  peace  ;  they 
brood,  as  it  were,  on  the  fringe  of  the  huge  world  of 
London ;  they  divide  it,  too,  from  that  other  stranger, 
sadder  world  beyond  the  Lea,  Walthamstow  and  its 
endless  drab  slums. 

Here,  in  the  November  twilight  on  Leyton  Marsh, 
Eddy  found  her  once.  He  himself  was  bicycling 
back  from  Walthamstow,  where  he  had  been  to  see 
one  of  his  Club  friends  (he  had  made  many)  who 
lived  there.  Eileen  was  leaning  on  a  stile  at  the 
end  of  one  of  the  footpaths  that  thread  this  strange 
borderland.  They  met  face  to  face  ;  and  she  looked 
at  him  as  if  she  did  not  see  him,  as  if  she  was  expect- 
ing someone  not  him.  He  got  off  his  bicycle,  and 
said  "  Eileen." 

She  looked  at  him  dully,  and  said,  "I'm  waiting 
for  Hugh." 


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He  gently  took  her  hand.  "  You're  cold.  Come 
home  with  me." 

Her  dazed  eyes  upon  his  face  slowly  took  percep- 
tion and  meaning,  and  with  them  pain  rushed  in. 
She  shuddered  horribly,  and  caught  away  her  hand. 

"  Oh  ...  I  was  waiting  .  .  .  but  it's  no  use.  .  . 
I  suppose  I'm  going  mad.  .  .  ." 

"  No.  You're  only  tired  and  unstrung.  Come 
home  now,  won't  you.  Indeed  you  mustn't  stay." 

The  mists  were  white  and  chilly  about  them ; 
it  was  a  strange  phantom  world,  set  between  the 
million-eyed  monster  to  the  west,  and  the  smaller, 
sprawling,  infinitely  sad  monster  to  the  east. 

She  flung  out  her  arms  to  the  red-eyed  city,  and 
moaned,  "  Hugh,  Hugh,  Hugh,"  till  she  choked 
and  cried. 

Eddy  bit  his  own  lips  to  steady  them.  "  Eileen 
— dear  Eileen — come  home.  He'd  want  you  to." 

She  returned,  through  sobs  that  rent  her.  "  He 
wants  nothing  any  more.  He  always  wanted 
things,  and  never  got  them ;  and  now  he's  dead, 
the  way  he  can't  even  want.  But  I  want  him ; 
I  want  him  ;  I  want  him — oh,  Hugh !  " 

So  seldom  she  cried,  so  strung  up  and  tense  had 
she  long  been,  even  to  the  verge  of  mental  delusion, 
that  now  that  a  breaking-point  had  come,  she  broke 
utterly,  and  cried  and  cried,  and  could  not  stop. 

He  stood  by  her,  saying  nothing,  waiting  till  he 
could  be  of  use.  At  last  from  very  weariness  she 
quieted,  and  stood  very  still,  her  head  bowed  on  her 
arms  that  were  flung  across  the  stile. 


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He  said  then,  "  Dear,  you  will  come  now,  won't 
you,"  and  apathetically  she  lifted  her  head,  and  her 
dim,  wet,  distorted  face  was  strange  in  the  mist- 
swathed  moonlight. 

Together  they  took  the  little  path  back  over  the 
grass-grown  marsh,  where  phantom  sheep  coughed 
in  the  fog,  and  so  across  the  foot-bridge  to  the 
London  side  of  the  Lea,  and  the  little  wharfside 
cottages,  and  up  on  to  the  Lea  Bridge  Road,  and  into 
Mare  Street,  and  there,  by  unusual  good  fortune 
there  strayed  a  taxi,  a  rare  phenomenon  north  of 
Shoreditch,  and  Eddy  put  Eileen  and  himself  and 
his  bicycle  in  it  and  on  it,  and  so  they  came  back 
out  of  the  wilds  of  the  east,  by  Liverpool  Street  and 
the  city,  across  London  to  Campden  Hill  Road  in 
the  further  west.  And  all  the  way  Eileen  leant 
back  exhausted  and  very  still,  only  shuddering 
from  time  to  time,  as  one  does  after  a  fit  of  crying 
or  of  sickness.  But  by  the  end  of  the  journey  she 
was  a  little  restored.  Listlessly  she  touched  Eddy's 
hand  with  her  cold  one. 

"  Eddy,  you  are  a  dear.  You've  been  good  to 
me,  and  I  such  a  great  fool.  I'm  sorry.  It  isn't 
often  I  am.  .  .  .  But  I  think  if  you  hadn't  come 
to-night  I  would  have  gone  mad,  no  less.  I  was  on 
the  way  there,  I  believe.  Thank  you  for  saving  me. 
And  now  you'll  come  in  and  have  something,  won't 
you." 

He  would  not  come  in.  He  should  before  this 
have  been  at  Mrs.  Crawford's  for  dinner.  He 
waited  to  see  her  in,  then  hurried  back  to  Soho  to 

0 


242          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

dress.  His  last  sight  of  her  was  as  she  turned  to 
him  in  the  doorway,  the  light  on  her  pale,  tear- 
marred  face,  trying  to  smile  to  cheer  him.  That 
was  a  good  sign,  he  believed,  that  she  could  think 
even  momentarily  of  anyone  but  herself  and  the 
other  who  filled  her  being. 

Heavy-hearted  for  pity  and  regret,  he  drove  back 
to  his  rooms  and  hurriedly  dressed,  and  arrived 
in  Hyde  Park  Terrace  desperately  late,  a  thing  Mrs. 
Crawford  found  it  hard  to  forgive.  In  fact,  she  did 
not  try  to  forgive  it.  She  said,  "  Oh,  we  had  quite 
given  up  hope.  Hardwick,  some  soup  for  Mr. 
Oliver." 

Eddy  said  he  would  rather  begin  where  they  had 
got  to.  But  he  was  not  allowed  thus  to  evade  his 
position,  and  had  to  hurry  through  four  courses 
before  he  caught  them  up.  They  were  a  small  party, 
and  he  apologised  across  the  table  to  his  hostess 
as  he  ate. 

"I'm  frightfully  sorry ;  simply  abject.  The 
fact  is,  I  met  a  friend  on  Ley  ton  Marsh/' 

"  On  what  ?  " 

"  Leyton  Marsh.  Up  in  the  north  east,  by  the 
Lea,  you  know." 

"  I  certainly  don't  know.  Is  that  where  you 
usually  take  your  evening  walks  when  dining  in 
Kensington  ?  " 

"  Well,  sometimes.  It's  the  way  to  Walthamstow, 
you  see.  I  know  some  people  there." 

"  Really.  You  do,  as  the  rationalist  bishop  told 
you,  touch  a  very  extensive  circle,  certainly.  And 


MOLLY  243 

so  you  met  one  of  them  on  this  marsh,  and  the 
pleasure  of  their  society  was  such " 

"  She  wasn't  well,  and  I  took  her  back  to  where 
she  lived.  She  lives  in  Kensington,  so  it  took 
ages ;  then  I  had  to  get  back  to  Compton  Street 
to  dress.  Really,  I'm  awfully  sorry." 

Mrs.  Crawford's  eyebrows  conveyed  attention 
to  the  sex  of  the  friend  ;  then  she  resumed  conversa- 
tion with  the  barrister  on  her  right. 

Molly  said  consolingly,  "  Don't  you  mind, 
Eddy.  She  doesn't  really.  She  only  pretends  to, 
for  fun.  She  knows  it  wasn't  your  fault.  Of  course 
you  had  to  take  your  friend  home  if  she  wasn't 
well." 

"  I  couldn't  have  left  her,  as  a  matter  of  fact. 
She  was  frightfully  unhappy  and  unhinged.  .  .  . 
It  was  Mrs.  Le  Moine."  He  conquered  a  vague 
reluctance  and  added  this.  He  was  not  going  to 
have  the  vestige  of  a  secret  from  Molly. 

She  flushed  quickly  and  said  nothing,  and  he  knew 
that  he  had  hurt  her.  Yet  it  was  an  unthinkable 
alternative  to  conceal  the  truth  from  her ;  equally 
unthinkable  not  to  do  these  things  that  hurt  her. 
What  then,  would  be  the  solution  ?  Simply  he  did 
not  know.  A  change  of  attitude  on  her  part  seemed 
to  him  the  only  possible  one,  and  he  had  waited  now 
long  for  that  in  vain.  To  avert  her  sombreness  and 
his,  he  began  to  talk  cheerfully  to  her  about  all 
manner  of  things,  and  she  responded,  but  not 
quite  spontaneously.  A  shadow  lay  between 
them. 


244          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

So  obvious  was  it  that  after  dinner  he  told  her  so, 
in  those  words. 

She  tried  to  smile.  "  Does  it  ?  How  silly  you 
are/' 

"  You'd  better  tell  me  the  worst,  you  know. 
You  think  it  was  ill-bred  of  me  to  be  late  for  dinner." 

"  What  rubbish;  I  don't.  As  if  you  could  help 
it." 

But  he  knew  she  thought  he  could  have  helped 
it.  So  they  left  it  at  that,  and  the  shadow  remained. 

Eddy,  it  may  have  been  mentioned,  had  the 
gift  of  sympathy  largely  developed — the  quality 
of  his  defect  of  impressionability.  He  had  it  more 
than  is  customary.  People  found  that  he  said  and 
felt  the  most  consoling  thing,  and  left  unsaid  the 
less.  It  was  because  he  found  realisation  easy. 
So  people  in  trouble  often  came  to  him.  Eileen  Le 
Moine,  reaching  out  in  her  desperate  need  on  the 
mist-bound  marshes,  had,  as  it  were,  met  the  saving 
grasp  of  his  hand.  Half-consciously  she  had  let  it 
draw  her  out  of  the  deep  waters  where  she  was 
sinking,  on  to  the  shores  of  sanity.  She  reached  out 
to  him  again.  He  had  cared  for  Hugh ;  he  cared 
for  her ;  he  understood  how  nothing  in  heaven 
and  earth  now  mattered ;  he  did  not  try  to  give 
her  interests ;  he  simply  gave  her  his  sorrow  and 
understanding  and  his  admiration  of  Hugh.  So  she 
claimed  it,  as  a  drowning  man  clutches  instinc- 
tively at  the  thing  which  will  best  support  him. 
And  as  she  claimed  he  gave.  He  gave  of  his  best. 
He  tried  to  make  Molly  give  too,  but  she  would  not. 


MOLLY  245 

There  came  a  day  when  Bridget  Hogan  wrote 
and  said  that  she  had  to  go  out  of  town  for  Sunday, 
and  didn't  want  to  leave  Eileen  alone  in  the  flat 
all  day,  and  would  Eddy  come  and  see  her  there — 
come  to  lunch,  perhaps,  and  stay  for  the  after- 
noon. 

"  You  are  good  for  her  ;  better  than  anyone  else, 
I  think/'  Bridget  wrote.  "  She  feels  she  can  talk 
about  Hugh  to  you,  though  to  hardly  anyone — 
not  even  to  me  much.  I  am  anxious  about  her 
just  now.  Please  do  come  if  you  can." 

Eddy,  who  had  been  going  to  lunch  and  spend 
the  afternoon  at  the  Crawfords',  made  no  question 
about  it.  He  went  to  Molly  and  told  her  how  it  was. 
She  listened  silently.  The  room  was  strange  with 
fog  and  blurred  lights,  and  her  small  grave  face 
was  strange  and  pale  too. 

Eddy  said,  "  Molly,  I  wish  you  would  come  too, 
just  this  once.  She  would  love  it ;  she  would 
indeed.  .  .  .  Just  this  once,  Molly,  because  she's 
in  such  trouble.  Will  you  ?  " 

Molly  shook  her  head,  and  he  somehow  knew  it 
was  because  she  did  not  trust  her  voice. 

"  Well,  never  mind,  then,  darling.     I'll  go  alone." 

Still  she  did  not  speak.  After  a  moment  he  rose 
to  go.  He  took  her  cold  hands  in  his,  and  would 
have  kissed  her,  but  she  pushed  him  back,  still 
wordless.  So  for  a  moment  they  stood,  silent  and 
strange  and  perplexed  in  the  blurred  fog-bound 
room,  hands  locked  in  hands. 

Then  Molly  spoke,  steady- voiced  at  last. 


246          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  I  want  to  say  something,  Eddy.  I  must, 
please." 

"  Do,  sweetheart." 

She  looked  at  him,  as  if  puzzled  by  herself  and  him 
and  the  world,  frowning  a  little,  childishly. 

'•'  We  can't  go  on,  Eddy.     I  ...  I  can't  go  on." 

Cold  stillness  fell  over  him  like  a  pall.  The  fog- 
shadows  huddled  up  closer  round  them. 

"  What  do  you  mean,  Molly  ?  " 

"Just  that.  I  can't  do  it.  ...  We  mustn't 
be  engaged  any  more." 

"  Oh,  yes,  we  must.  I  must,  you  must.  Molly, 
don't  talk  such  ghastly  nonsense.  I  won't  have  it. 
Those  aren't  things  to  be  said  between  you  and  me, 
even  in. fun." 

"  It's  not  in  fun.  We  mustn't  be  engaged  any 
more,  because  we  don't  fit.  Because  we  make  each 
other  unhappy.  Because,  if  we  married,  it  would  be 
worse.  No — listen  now ;  it's  only  this  once  and  for 
all,  and  I  must  get  it  all  out ;  don't  make  it  more 
difficult  than  it  need  be,  Eddy.  It's  because  you 
have  friends  I  can't  ever  have  ;  you  care  for  people 
I  must  always  think  bad ;  I  shall  never  fit  into 
your  set.  .  .  .  The  very  fact  of  your  caring  for 
them  and  not  minding  what  they've  done,  proves 
we're  miles  apart  really." 

"  We're  not  miles  apart."  Eddy's  hands  on  her 
shoulders  drew  her  to  him.  "  We're  close  together— 
like  this.  And  all  the  rest  of  the  world  can  go  and 
drown  itself.  Haven't  we  each  other,  and  isn't  it 
enough  ?  " 


MOLLY  247 

She  pulled  away,  her  two  hands  against  his 
breast. 

"  No,  it  isn't  enough.  Not  enough  for  either  of 
us.  Not  for  me,  because  I  can't  not  mind  that  you 
think  differently  from  me  about  things.  And  not 
for  you,  because  you  want — you  need  to  have — 
all  the  rest  of  the  world  too.  You  don't  mean  that 
about  its  drowning  itself.  If  you  did,  you  wouldn't 
be  going  to  spend  Sunday  with " 

"  No,  I  suppose  I  shouldn't.  You're  right.  The 
rest  of  the  world  mustn't  drown  itself,  then ;  but 
it  must  stand  well  away  from  us  and  not  get  in  our 
way." 

"  And  you  don't  mean  that,  either,"  said  Molly, 
strangely  clear-eyed.  "  You're  not  made  to  care 
only  for  one  person — you  need  lots.  And  if  we  were 
married,  you'd  either  have  them,  or  you'd  be 
cramped  and  unhappy.  And  you'd  want  the  people 
I  can't  understand  or  like.  And  you'd  want  me  to 
like  them,  and  I  couldn't.  And  we  should  both 
be  miserable." 

"  Oh,  Molly,  Molly,  are  we  so  silly  as  all  that  ? 
Just  trust  life— just  live  it — don't  let's  brood  over 
it  and  map  out  all  its  difficulties  beforehand.  Just 
trust  it — and  trust  love — isn't  love  good  enough 
for  a  pilot  ? — and  we'll  take  the  plunge  together." 

She  still  held  him  away  with  her  pressing 
hands,  and  whispered,  "  No,  love  isn't  good  enough. 
Not — not  your  love  for  me,  Eddy." 

"  Not  ?  " 

"No."     Quite    suddenly    she     weakened    and 


248          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

collapsed,  and  her  hands  fell  from  him,  and  she 
hid  her  face  in  them  and  the  tears  came. 

"  No — don't  touch  me,  or  I  can't  say  it.  I  know 
you  care  .  .  .  but  there  are  so  many  ways  of  caring. 
There's  the  way  you  care  for  me  .  .  .  and  the 
way  .  .  .  the  way  you've  always  cared  for  .  .  . 
her  .  .  ." 

Eddy  stood  and  looked  down  at  her  as  she  crouched 
huddled  in  a  chair,  and  spoke  gently. 

"  There  are  many  ways  of  caring.  Perhaps  one 
cares  for  each  of  one's  friends  rather  differently — I 
don't  know.  But  love  is  different  from  them  all. 
And  I  love  you,  Molly.  I  have  loved  no  one  else, 
ever,  in  that  sense.  .  .  .  I'm  not  going  to  pretend 
I  don't  understand  you.  By  '  her '  I  believe  you 
mean  Eileen  Le  Moine.  Now  can  you  look  me  in 
the  face  and  say  you  think  I  care  for  Eileen  Le 
Moine  in — in  that  way  ?  No,  of  course  you  can't. 
You  know  I  don't ;  what's  more,  you  know  I  never 
did.  I  have  always  admired  her,  liked  her,  been 
fond  of  her,  attracted  to  her.  If  you  asked  why  I 
have  never  fallen  in  love  with  her,  I  suppose  I 
should  answer  that  it  was,  in  the  first  instance, 
because  she  never  gave  me  the  chance.  She  has 
always,  since  I  knew  her,  been  so  manifestly  given 
over,  heart  and  soul,  to  someone  else.  To  fall  in 
love  with  her  would  have  been  absurd.  Love  needs 
just  the  element  of  potential  reciprocity  ;  at  least, 
for  me  it  does.  There  was  never  that  element  with 
Eileen.  So  I  never — quite — fell  in  love  with  her. 
That  perhaps  was  my  reason  before  I  found  I  cared 


MOLLY  249 

for  you.  After  that,  no  reason  was  needed.  I  had 
found  the  real  thing.  .  .  .  And  now  you  talk  of 
taking  it  away  from  me.  Molly,  say  you  don't 
mean  it ;  say  so  at  once,  please/'  She  had  stopped 
crying,  and  sat  huddled  in  the  big  chair,  with 
downbent,  averted  face. 

"  But  I  do  mean  it,  Eddy."  Her  voice  came 
small  and  uncertain  through  the  fog-choked  air. 
"  Truly  I  do.  You  see,  the  things  I  hate  and  can't 
get  over  are  just  nothing  at  all  to  you.  We  don't 
feel  the  same  about  right  and  wrong.  .  .  .  There's 
religion,  now.  You  want  me,  and  you'd  want  me 
more  if  we  were  married,  to  be  friends  with  people 
who  haven't  any,  in  the  sense  I  mean,  and  don't 
want  any.  Well,  I  can't.  I've  often  told  you.  I 
suppose  I'm  made  that  way.  So  there  it  is ;  it 
wouldn't  be  happy  a  bit,  for  either  of  us.  ...  And 
then  there  are  the  wrong  things  people  do,  and  which 
you  don't  mind.  Perhaps  I'm  a  prig,  but  anyhow 
we're  different,  and  I  do  mind.  I  shall  always 
mind.  And  I  shouldn't  like  to  feel  I  was  getting  in 
the  way  of  your  having  the  friends  you  liked,  and 
we  should  have  to  go  separate  ways,  and  though 
you  could  be  friends  with  all  my  friends — because 
you  can  with  everyone — I  couldn't  with  all  yours, 
and  we  should  hate  it.  You  want  so  many  more 
kinds  of  things  and  people  than  I  do ;  I  suppose 
that's  it."  (Arnold  Denison,  who  had  once  said, 
"  Her  share  of  the  world  is  homogeneous ;  his  is 
heterogeneous,"  would  perhaps  have  been  surprised 
at  her  discernment,  confirming  his.) 


250          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

Eddy  said,  "  I  want  you.  Whatever  else  I  want, 
I  want  you.  If  you  want  me — if  you  did  want  me, 
as  I  thought  you  did — it  would  be  enough.  If  you 
don't.  .  .  .  But  you  do,  you  must,  you  do." 

And  it  was  no  argument.  And  she  had  reason 
and  logic  on  her  side,  and  he  nothing  but  the  un- 
reasoning reason  of  love.  And  so  through  the  dim 
afternoon  they  fought  it  out,  and  he  came  up  against 
a  will  firmer  than  his  own,  holding  both  their  loves 
in  check,  a  vision  clearer  than  his  own,  seeing  life 
steadily  and  seeing  it  whole,  till  at  last  the  vision 
was  drowned  in  tears,  and  she  sobbed  to  him  to 
go,  because  she  would  talk  no  more.  He  went, 
vanquished  and  angry,  out  into  the  black,  muffled 
city,  and  groped  his  way  to  Soho,  like  a  man  who 
has  been  robbed  of  his  all  and  is  full  of  bitterness 
but  unbeaten,  and  means  to  get  it  back  by  artifice 
or  force. 

He  went  back  next  day,  and  the  day  after  that, 
hammering  desperately  on  the  shut  door  of  her 
resolve.  The  third  day  she  left  London  and  went 
home.  He  only  saw  Mrs.  Crawford,  who  looked  at 
him  speculatively  and  with  an  odd  touch  of  pity, 
and  said,  "  So  it's  all  over.  Molly  seems  to  know 
her  own  mind.  I  dislike  broken  engagements 
exceedingly ;  they  are  so  noticeable,  and  give  so 
much  trouble.  One  would  have  thought  that  in 
all  the  years  you  have  known  each  other  one  of 
you  might  have  discovered  your  incompatability 
before  entering  into  rash  compacts.  But  dear 
Molly  only  sees  a  little  at  a  time,  and  that  extremely 


MOLLY  251 

clearly.  She  tells  me  you  wouldn't  suit  each  other. 
Well,  she  may  be  right,  and  anyhow  I  suppose  she 
must  be  allowed  to  judge.  But  I  am  sorry." 

She  was  kind ;  she  hoped  he  would  still  come 
and  see  them ;  she  talked,  and  her  voice  was  far 
away  and  irrelevant.  He  left  her.  He  was  like  a 
man  who  has  been  robbed  of  his  all  and  knows  he 
will  never  get  it  back,  by  any  artifice  or  any  force. 

On  Sunday  he  went  to  Eileen.  It  seemed  about 
a  month  ago  that  he  had  heard  from  Bridget  asking 
him  to  do  so.  He  found  her  listless  and  heavy-eyed, 
and  yawning  from  lack  of  sleep.  Gently  he  led  her 
to  talk,  till  Hugh  Datcherd  seemed  to  stand  alive 
in  the  room,  caressed  by  their  allusions.  He  told 
her  of  people  who  missed  him  ;  quoted  what  working- 
men  of  the  Settlement  had  said  of  him ;  discussed 
his  work.  She  woke  from  apathy.  It  was  as  if, 
among  a  world  that,  meaning  kindness,  bade  her 
forget,  this  one  voice  bade  her  remember,  and 
remembered  with  her ;  as  if,  among  many  voices 
that  softened  over  his  name  as  with  pity  for  sadness 
and  failure,  this  one  voice  rang  glorying  in  his 
success.  Sheer  intuition  had  told  Eddy  that  that 
was  what  she  wanted,  what  she  was  sick  for — some 
recognition,  some  triumph  for  him  whose  gifts  had 
seemed  to  be  broken  and  wasted,  whose  life  had  set 
in  the  greyness  of  unsuccess.  As  far  as  one  man 
could  give  her  what  she  wanted,  he  gave  it,  with 
both  hands,  and  so  she  clung  to  him  out  of  all  the 
kind,  uncomprehending  world. 

They  talked  far  into  the  grey  afternoon.    And 


252          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

she  grew  better.  She  grew  so  much  better  that  she 
said  to  him  suddenly,  "  You  look  tired  to  death,  do 
you  know.  What  have  you  been  doing  to  yourself  ? ' ' 

With  the  question  and  her  concerned  eyes,  the 
need  came  to  him  in  his  turn  for  sympathy. 

"  I've  been  doing  nothing.  Molly  has.  She  has 
broken  off  our  engagement." 

"  Do  you  say  so  ?  "  She  was  startled,  sorry, 
pitiful.  She  forgot  her  own  grief.  "  My  dear — and 
I  bothering  you  with  my  own  things  and  never 
seeing  how  it  was  with  you  !  How  good  you've 
been  to  me,  Eddy.  I  wonder  is  there  anyone  else 
in  the  world  would  be  so  patient  and  so  kind.  Oh, 
but  I'm  sorry/' 

She  asked  no  questions,  and  he  did  not  tell  her 
much.  But  to  talk  of  it  was  good  for  both  of  them. 
She  tried  to  give  him  back  some  of  the  sympathy 
she  had  had  of  him  ;  she  was  only  partly  successful, 
being  still  half  numbed  and  bound  by  her  own 
sorrow  ;  but  the  effort  a  little  loosened  the  bands. 
And  part  of  him  watched  their  loosening  with 
interest,  as  a  doctor  watches  a  patient's  first  motions 
of  returning  health,  while  the  other  part  found 
relief  in  talking  to  her.  It  was  a  strange,  half 
selfish,  half  unselfish  afternoon  they  both  had,  and 
a  little  light  crept  in  through  the  fogs  that  brooded 
about  both  of  them.  Eileen  said  as  he  went,  "It's 
been  dear  of  you  to  come  like  this.  ...  I'm  going 
to  spend  next  Sunday  at  Holmbury  St.  Mary.  If 
you're  doing  nothing  else,  I  wish  you'd  come  there 
too,  and  we'll  spend  the  day  tramping." 


MOLLY  253 

Her  thought  was  to  comfort  both  of  them,  and 
he  accepted  it  gladly.  The  thought  came  to  him 
that  there  was  no  one  now  to  mind  how  he  spent 
his  Sundays.  Molly  would  have  minded.  She 
would  have  thought  it  odd,  not  proper,  hardly 
right.  Having  lost  her  partty  on  this  very  account, 
he  threw  himself  with  the  more  fervour  into  this 
mission  of  help  and  healing  to  another  and  himself. 
His  loss  did  not  thus  seem  such  utter  waste,  the 
emptiness  of  the  long  days  not  so  blank. 


CHAPTER  XIV. 

UNITY. 

THE  office  of  Unity  was  a  room  on  the  top  floor  of 
the  Denisons'  publishing  house.  It  looked  out  on 
Fleet  Street,  opposite  Chancery  Lane.  Sitting 
there,  Eddy;  when  not  otherwise  engaged  (he  and 
Arnold  were  joint  editors  of  Unity)  watched  the 
rushing  tide  far  below,  the  people  crowding  by. 
There  with  the  tide  went  the  business  men,  the 
lawyers,  the  newspaper  people,  who  made  thought 
and  ensued  it,  the  sellers  and  the  buyers.  Each  had 
his  and  her  own  interests,  his  and  her  own  irons  in 
the  fire.  They  wanted  none  of  other  people's ; 
often  they  resented  other  people's.  Yet,  looked  at 
long  enough  ahead  (one  of  the  editors  in  his  trite 
way  mused)  all  interests  must  be  the  same  in  the 
end.  No  state,  surely,  could  thrive,  divided  into 
factions,  one  faction  spoiling  another.  They  must 
needs  have  a  common  aim,  find  a  heterogeneous 
city  of  peace.  So  Unity,  gaily  flinging  down  bar- 
riers, cheerily  bestriding  walls,  with  one  foot  planted 
in  each  neighbouring  and  antagonistic  garden — 
Unity,  so  sympathetic  with  all  causes,  so  ably 
written,  so  versatile,  must  surely  succeed. 

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Unity  really  was  rather  well  written,  rather 
interesting.  New  magazines  so  often  are.  The 
co-operative  contributors,  being  clever  people,  and 
fresh-minded,  usually  found  some  new,  unstaled 
aspect  of  the  topics  they  touched,  and  gave  them 
life.  The  paper,  except  for  a  few  stories  and 
poems  and  drawings,  was  frankly  political  and 
social  in  trend ;  it  dealt  with  current  questions, 
not  in  the  least  impartially  (which  is  so  dull),  but 
taking  alternate  and  very  definite  points  of  view. 
Some  of  these  articles  were  by  the  staff,  others  by 
specialists.  Not  afraid  to  aim  high,  they  en- 
deavoured to  get  (in  a  few  cases  succeeded,  in 
most  failed)  articles  by  prominent  supporters  and 
opponents  of  the  views  they  handled ;  as,  for 
example,  Lord  Hugh  Cecil  and  Dr.  Clifford  on 
Church  Disestablishment ;  Mr.  Harold  Cox  and  Sir 
William  Robertson  Nicholl  on  Referendums,  Dr. 
Cunningham  and  Mr.  Strachey  on  Tariff  Reform  ; 
Mr.  Roger  Fry  and  Sir  William  Richmond  on  Art  ; 
Lord  Robert  Cecil  and  the  Sidney  Webbs  on  the 
Minimum  Wage  ;  the  Dean  of  Welchester  and  Mr. 
Hakluyt  Egerton  on  Prayer  Book  Revision ;  Mr. 
Conrad  Noel  and  Mr.  Victor  Grayson  on  Socialism 
as  Synonymous  with  Christianity,  an  Employer,  a 
Factory  Hand,  and  Miss  Constance  Smith,  on  the 
Inspection  of  Factories ;  Mrs.  Fawcett  and  Miss 
Violet  Markham  on  Women  as  Political  Creatures ; 
Mr.  J.  M.  Robertson  and  Monsignor  R.  H.  Benson 
on  the  Church  as  an  Agent  for  Good ;  land-owners, 
farmers,  labourers,  and  Mr.  F.  E.  Greene,  on  Land 


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Tenure.  (The  farmers'  and  labourers'  articles  were 
among  the  failures,  and  had  to  be  editorially  supplied.) 
A  paper's  reach  must  exceed  its  grasp,  or  what  are 
enterprising  editors  for  ?  But  Unity  did  actually 
grasp  some  writers  of  note,  and  some  of  unlettered 
ardour,  and  supplied,  to  fill  the  gaps  in  these,  con- 
tributors of  a  certain  originality  and  vividness 
of  outlook.  On  the  whole  it  was  a  readable  produc- 
tion, as  productions  go.  There  were  several  adver- 
tisements on  the  last  page  ;  most,  of  course,  were 
of  books  published  by  the  Denisons,  but  there  were 
also  a  few  books  published  by  other  people,  and,  one 
proud  week,  "  Darn  No  More,"  "  Why  Drop  Ink," 
and  "  Dry  Clean  Your  Dog."  "  Dry  Clean  Your 
Dog  "  seemed  to  the  editors  particularly  promising  ; 
dogs,  though  led,  indeed,  by  some  literary  people 
about  the  book-shops  of  towns,  suggest  in  the  main 
a  wider,  more  breezy,  less  bookish  class  of  reader  ;  the 
advertisement  called  up  a  pleasant  picture  of  Unity 
being  perused  in  the  country,  perhaps  even  as  far 
away  as  Weybridge ;  lying  on  hall  tables  along 
with  the  Field  and  Country  Life,  while  its  readers 
obediently  repaired  to  the  kennels  with  a  dry  sham- 
poo. .  .  .  It  was  an  encouraging  picture.  For,  though 
any  new  journal  can  get  taken  in  (for  a  time)  by 
the  bookier  cliques  of  cities,  who  read  and  write 
so  much  that  they  do  not  need  to  be  very  careful, 
in  either  case,  what  it  is,  how  few  shall  force  a 
difficult  entrance  into  our  fastidious  country  homes. 
The  editors  of  Unity  could  not,  indeed,  persuade 
themselves  that  they  had  a  large  circulation  in  the 


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country  as  yet.     Arnold  said  from  the  first,  "  We 
never  shall  have.     That  is  very  certain." 

Eddy  said,  "  Why  ?  "  He  hoped  they  would 
have.  It  was  his  hope  that  Unify  would  circulate 
all  round  the  English-speaking  world. 

"  Because  we  don't  stand  for  anything/'  said 
Arnold,  and  Eddy  returned,  "  We  stand  for  every- 
thing. We  stand  for  Truth.  We  are  of  Use." 

"  We  stand  for  a  lot  of  lies,  too,"  Arnold  pointed 
out,  because  he  thought  it  was  lies  to  say  that 
Tariff  Reform  and  Referendums  and  Democracies 
were  good  things,  and  that  Everyone  should  Vote,  and 
that  Plays  should  be  Censored,  and  the  Prayer  Book 
Revised,  and  lots  of  other  things.  Eddy,  who 
knew  that  Arnold  knew  that  he  for  his  part 
thought  these  things  true,  did  not  trouble  to  say  so 
again. 

Arnold  added,  "  Not,  of  course,  that  standing  for 
lies  is  any  check  on  circulation  ;  quite  the  contrary  ; 
but  it's  dangerous  to  mix  them  up  with  the  truth ; 
you  confuse  people's  minds.  The  fact  that  I  do  not 
approve  of  any  existing  form  of  government  or  con- 
stitution of  society,  and  that  you  approve  of  all, 
makes  us  harmonious  collaborators,  but  hardly 
gives  us,  as  an  editorial  body,  enough  insight  into 
the  mind  of  the  average  potential  reader,  who  as  a 
rule  prefers,  quite  definitely  prefers,  one  party  or  one 
state  of  things  to  another  ;  has,  in  fact,  no  patience 
with  any  other,  and  does  not  in  the  least  wish  to  be 
told  how  admirable  it  is.  And  if  he  does — if  a 
country  squire,  for  instance,  really  does  want  to 

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hear  a  eulogy  of  Free  Trade — (there  may  be  a  few 
such  squires,  possibly,  hidden  in  the  home  counties  ; 
I  doubt  it,  but  there  may) — well,  there  is  the 
Spectator  ready  to  his  hand.  The  Spectator,  which 
has  the  incidental  advantage  of  not  disgusting  him 
on  the  next  page  with  '  A  Word  for  a  Free  Drama/ 
or  '  Socialism  as  Synonymous  with  Christianity.' 
If,  on  the  other  hand,  as  might  conceivably  happen, 
he  desired  to  hear  the  praises  of  Tariff  Reform- 
well,  there  are  the  Times  and  the  Morning  Post, 
both  organs  that  he  knows  and  trusts.  And  if,  by 
any  wild  chance,  in  an  undisciplined  mood,  he 
craved  for  an  attack  on  the  censorship,  or  other 
insubordinate  sentiments,  he  might  find  at  any  rate 
a  few  to  go  on  with  in,  say,  the  English  Review. 
Or,  if  it  is  Socialism  he  wants  to  hear  about  (and  I 
never  yet  met  the  land-owner,  did  you,  who  hadn't 
Socialism  on  the  brain ;  it's  a  class  obsession), 
there  is  the  New  Statesman,  so  bright,  thorough, 
and  reliable.  Or,  if  he  wants  to  learn  the  point 
of  view  and  the  grievances  of  his  tenant  farmers  or 
his  agricultural  labourers,  without  asking  them,  he 
can  read  books  on  '  The  Tyranny  of  the  Country- 
side/ or  take  in  the  Vineyard.  Anyhow,  where 
does  Unity  come  in  ?  I  don't  see  it,  I'm  afraid. 
It  would  be  different  if  we  were  merely  or  mainly 
literary,  but  we're  frankly  political.  To  be  political 
without  being  partisan  is  savourless,  like  an  egg 
without  salt.  It  doesn't  go  down.  Liberals  don't 
like,  while  reading  a  paper,  to  be  hit  in  the  eye  by 
long  articles  headed  '  Toryism  as  the  only  Basis/ 


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Unionists  don't  care  to  open  at  a  page  inscribed 
'  The  Need  for  Home  Rule/  Socialists  object  to 
being  confronted  by  articles  on  '  Liberty  as  an 
Ideal.'  No  one  wants  to  see  exploited  and  held 
up  for  admiration  the  ideals  of  others  antagonistic 
to  their  own.  You  yourself  wouldn't  read  an 
article — not  a  long  article,  anyhow — called  '  Party 
Warfare  as  the  Ideal.'  At  least  you  might,  because 
you're  that  kind  of  lunatic,  but  few  would.  That 
is  why  we  shall  not  sell  well,  when  people  have  got 
over  buying  us  because  we're  new." 

Eddy  merely  said,  "  We're  good.  We're  inter- 
esting. Look  at  this  drawing  of  Jane's ;  and  this 
thing  of  Le  Moine's.  They  by  themselves  should 
sell  us,  as  mere  art  and  literature.  There  are  lots 
of  people  who'll  let  us  have  any  politics  we  like  if  we 
give  them  things  as  good  as  that  with  them." 

But  Arnold  jeered  at  the  idea  of  there  being 
enough  readers  who  cared  for  good  work  to  make  a 
paper  pay.  "  The  majority  care  for  bad,  unfortu- 
nately." 

"  Well,  anyhow,"  said  Eddy,  "  the  factory  articles 
are  making  a  stir  among  employers.  Here's  a  letter 
that  came  this  morning." 

Arnold  read  it. 

"  He  thinks  it's  his  factory  we  meant,  apparently. 
Rather  annoyed,  he  sounds.  '  Does  not  know  if  we 
purpose  a  series  on  the  same  subject  '—nor  if  so  what's 
going  to  get  put  into  it,  I  suppose.  I  imagine  he 
suspects  one  of  his  own  hands  of  being  the  author. 
It  wasn't,  though,  was  it ;  it  was  a  jam  man.  And 


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very  temperate  in  tone  it  was  ;  most  unreasonable 
of  any  employer  to  cavil  at  it.  The  remarks  were 
quite  general,  too ;  mainly  to  the  effect  that  all 
factories  were  unwholesome,  and  all  days  too  long ; 
statements  that  can  hardly  be  disputed  even  by  the 
proudest  employer.  I  expect  he's  more  afraid  of 
what's  coming  than  of  what's  come  already." 

"  Anyhow/'  said  Eddy,  "  he's  coming.  In  about 
ten  minutes,  too.  Shall  I  see  him,  or  you  ?  " 

"  Oh,  you  can.  What  does  he  want  out  of 
us?" 

"  I  suppose  he  wants  to  know  who  wrote  the 
article,  and  if  we  purpose  a  series.  I  shall  tell  him 
we  do,  and  that  I  hope  the  next  number  of  it  will 
be  an  article  by  him  on  the  Grievances  of  Employers. 
We  need  one,  and  it  ought  to  sweeten  him.  Anyhow 
it  will  show  him  we've  no  prejudice  in  the  matter. 
He  can  say  all  workers  are  pampered  and  all  days 
too  short,  if  he  likes.  I  should  think  that  would 
be  him  coming  up  now." 

It  was  not  him,  but  a  sturdy  and  sweet-faced 
young  man  with  an  article  on  the  Irrelevance  of  the 
Churches  to  the  World's  Moral  Needs.  The  editors, 
always  positive,  never  negative,  altered  the  title  to 
the  Case  for  Secularism.  It  was  to  be  set  next  to 
an  article  by  a  Church  Socialist  on  Christianity  the 
Only  Remedy.  The  sweet-faced  young  man  ob- 
jected to  this,  but  was  over-ruled.  In  the  middle 
of  the  discussion  came  the  factory  owner,  and  Eddy 
was  left  alone  to  deal  with  him.  After  that  as  many 
of  the  contributors  as  found  it  convenient  met  at 


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lunch  at  the  Town's  End  Tavern,  as  they  generally 
did  on  Fridays,  to  discuss  the  next  week's  work. 

This  was  at  the  end  of  January,  when  Unity  had 
been  running  for  two  months.  The  first  two  months 
of  a  weekly  paper  may  be  significant,  but  are  not 
conclusive.  The  third  month  is  more  so.  Mr. 
Wilfred  Denison,  who  published  Unity,  found  the 
third  month  conclusive  enough  for  him.  He  said 
so.  At  the  Town's  End  on  a  foggy  Friday  towards 
the  end  of  February,  Arnold  and  Eddy  announced 
at  lunch  that  Unity  was  going  to  stop.  No  one  was 
surprised.  Most  of  these  people  were  journalists, 
and  used  to  these  catastrophic  births  and  deaths, 
so  radiant  or  so  sad,  and  often  so  abrupt.  It  is 
better  when  they  are  abrupt.  Some  die  a  long  and 
lingering  death,  with  many  recuperations,  artificial 
galvanisations,  desperate  recoveries,  and  relapses. 
The  end  is  the  same  in  either  case  ;  better  that  it 
should  come  quickly.  It  was  an  expected  moment 
in  this  case,  even  to  the  day,  for  the  contract  with 
the  contributors  had  been  that  the  paper  should 
run  on  its  preliminary  trial  trip  for  three  months, 
and  then  consider  its  position. 

Arnold,  speaking  for  the  publishers,  announced 
the  result  of  the  consideration. 

"It's  no  good.  We've  got  to  stop.  We're  not 
increasing.  In  fact,  we're  dwindling.  Now  that 
people's  first  interest  in  a  new  thing  is  over,  they 
don't  buy  us  enough  to  pay  our  way." 

"  The  advertisements  are  waning,  certainly," 
said  someone.  "  They're  nearly  all  books  and 


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author's  agencies  and  fountain  pens  now.     That's 
a  bad  sign." 

Arnold  agreed.  "  We're  mainly  bought  now  by 
intellectuals  and  non-political  people.  As  a  political 
paper,  we  can't  grow  fat  on  that ;  there  aren't 
enough  of  them.  .  .  -  We've  discussed  whether  we 
should  change  our  aim  and  become  purely  literary  ; 
but  after  all,  that's  not  what  we're  out  for,  and  there 
are  too  many  of  such  papers  already.  We're  essen- 
tially political  and  practical,  and  if  we're  to  succeed 
as  that,  we've  got  to  be  partisan  too,  there's  no 
doubt  about  it.  Numbers  of  people  have  told  us 
they  don't  understand  our  line,  and  want  to  know 
precisely  what  we're  driving  at  politically.  We 
reply  we're  driving  at  a  union  of  parties,  a  throwing 
down  of  barriers.  No  one  cares  for  that ;  they  think 
it  silly,  and  so  do  I.  So,  probably,  do  most  of  us  ; 
perhaps  all  of  us  except  Oliver.  Ned  Jackson,  for 
instance,  was  objecting  the  other  day  to  my  anti- 
Union  article  on  the  Docks  strike  appearing  side 
by  side  with  his  own  remarks  of  an  opposite  ten- 
dency. He,  very  naturally,  would  like  Unity  not 
merely  to  sing  the  praise  of  the  Unions,  but  to  give 
no  space  to  the  other  side.  I  quite  understand  it ; 
I  felt  the  same  myself.  I  extremely  disliked  his 
article;  but  the  principles  of  the  paper  compelled 
us  to  take  it.  Why,  my  own  father  dislikes  his 
essays  on  the  Monistic  Basis  to  be  balanced  by  Pro- 
fessor Wedgewood's  on  Dualism  as  a  Necessity  of 
Thought.  A  philosophy,  according  to  him,  is  either 
good  or  bad,  true  or  false.  So,  to  most  people,  are 


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all  systems  of  thought  and  principles  of  conduct. 
Very  naturally,  therefore,  they  prefer  that  the  papers 
they  read  should  eschew  evil  as  well  as  seeking 
good.  And  so,  since  one  can't  (fortunately)  read 
everything,  they  read  those  which  seem  to  them  to 
do  so.  I  should  myself,  if  I  could  find  one  which 
seemed  to  me  to  do  so,  only  I  never  have.  .  .  .  Well, 
I  imagine  that's  the  sort  of  reason  Unity's  failing ; 
it's  too  comprehensive." 

"It's  too  uneven  on  the  literary  and  artistic 
side,"  suggested  a  contributor.  "  You  can't  ex- 
pect working-men,  for  instance,  who  may  be  in- 
terested in  the  more  practical  side  of  the  paper,  to 
read  it  if  it's  liable  to  be  weighted  by  Raymond's 
verse,  or  Le  Moine's  essays,  or  Miss  Dawn's  drawings. 
On  the  other  hand,  the  clever  people  are  occasionally 
shocked  by  coming  on  verse  and  prose  suitable  for 
working  men.  I  expect  it's  that ;  you  can't  rely 
on  it ;  it's  not  all  of  a  piece,  even  on  its  literary 
side,  like  Tit-Bits,  for  instance.  People  like  to 
know  what  to  expect." 

Cecil  Le  Moine  said  wearily  in  his  high  sweet 
voice,  "  Considering  how  few  things  do  pay,  I  can't 
imagine  why  any  of  you  ever  imagined  Unity  would 
pay.  I  said  from  the  first  .  .  .  but  no  one  listened 
to  me  ;  they  never  do.  It's  not  Unity's  fault ;  it's 
the  fault  of  all  the  other  papers.  There  are  hundreds 
too  many  already  ;  millions  too  many.  They  want 
thinning,  like  dandelions  in  a  garden,  and  instead, 
like  dandelions,  they  spread  like  a  disease.  Some- 
thing ought  to  be  done  about  it.  I  hate  Acts  of 


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Parliament,  but  this  is  really  a  case  for  one.  It  is 
surely  Mr.  McKenna's  business  to  see  to  it ;  but  I 
suppose  he  is  kept  too  busy  with  all  these  vulgar 
disturbances.  Anyhow,  we  have  done  our  best  now 
to  stem  the  tide.  There  will  be  one  paper  less. 
Perhaps  some  of  the  others  will  follow  our  example. 
Perhaps  the  Record  will.  I  met  a  woman  in  the 
train  yesterday  (between  Hammersmith  and  Turn- 
ham  Green  it  was),  and  I  passed  her  my  copy  of 
Unity  to  read.  I  thought  she  would  like  to  read  my 
Dramatic  Criticism,  so  it  was  folded  back  at  that, 
but  she  turned  over  the  pages  till  she  came  to  some- 
thing about  the  Roman  Catholic  Church,  by  some 
Monsignor ;  then  she  handed  it  back  to  me  and  said 
she  always  took  the  Record.  She  obviously  sup- 
posed Unity  to  be  a  Popish  organ.  I  hunted 
through  it  for  some  Dissenting  sentiments,  and  found 
an  article  by  a  Welsh  Calvinistic  Methodist  on  Dis- 
establishment, but  it  was  too  late  ;  she  had  got  out. 
But  there  it  is,  you  see  ;  she  always  took  the  Record. 
They  all  always  take  something.  There  are  too 
many.  .  .  .  Well,  anyhow,  can't  we  all  ask  each 
other  to  dinner  one  night,  to  wind  ourselves  up  ? 
A  sort  of  funeral  feast.  Or  ought  the  editors  to 
ask  the  rest  of  us  ?  Perhaps  I  shouldn't  have 
spoken." 

"  You  should  not,"  Eddy  said.  "  We  were  going 
to  introduce  that  subject  later  on." 

The  company,  having  arranged  the  date  of  the 
dinner,  and  of  the  final  business  meeting,  dispersed 
and  got  back  to  their  several  jobs.  No  one  minded 


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particularly  about  Unity's  death,  except  Eddy. 
They  were  so  used  to  that  sort  of  thing,  in  the 
world  of  shifting  fortunes  in  which  writers  for 
papers  move. 

But  Eddy  minded  a  good  deal.  For  several 
months  he  had  lived  in  and  for  this  paper ;  he  had 
loved  it  extraordinarily.  He  had  loved  it  for 
itself,  and  for  what,  to  him,  it  stood  for.  It  had 
been  his  contribution  to  the  cause  that  seemed  to 
him  increasingly  of  enormous  importance ;  increas- 
ingly, as  the  failure  of  the  world  at  large  to  appreciate 
it  flung  him  from  failure  to  failure,  wrested  oppor- 
tunities one  by  one  out  of  his  grasp.  People  wouldn't 
realise  that  they  were  all  one  ;  that,  surely,  was  the 
root  difficulty  of  this  distressed  world.  They  would 
think  that  one  set  of  beliefs  excluded  another  ;  they 
were  blind,  they  were  rigid,  they  were  mad.  So 
they  wouldn't  read  Unity,  surely  a  good  paper ;  so 
Unity  must  perish  for  lack  of  being  wanted,  poor 
lonely  waif.  Eddy  rebelled  against  the  sinking  of 
the  little  ship  he  had  launched  and  loved  ;  it  might, 
it  would,  had  it  been  given  a  chance,  have  done  good 
work.  But  its  chance  was  over  ;  he  must  find  some 
other  way. 

To  cheer  himself  up  when  he  left  the  office  at  six 
o'clock,  he  went  eastward,  to  see  some  friends  he  had 
in  Stepney.  But  it  did  not  cheer  him  up,  for  they 
were  miserable,  and  he  could  not  comfort  them.  He 
found  a  wife  alone,  waiting  for  her  husband  and  sons, 
who  were  still  out  at  the  docks  where  they  worked, 
though  they  ought  to  have  been  back  an  hour  since. 


266          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

And  they  were  blacklegs,  and  had  refused  to  come 
out  with  the  strikers.  The  wife  was  white,  and 
red-eyed. 

"  They  watch  for  them/'  she  whimpered.  "  They 
lay  and  wait  for  them,  and  set  on  them,  many  to  one, 
and  do  for  them.  There  was  someone  'eard  a  Union 
man  say  he  meant  to  do  for  my  men  one  day.  I 
begged  my  man  to  come  out,  or  anyhow  to  let  the 
boys,  but  he  wouldn't,  and  he  says  the  Union  men 
may  go  to  'ell  for  'im.  I  know  what '11  be  the  end. 
There  was  a  man  drowned  yesterday ;  they  found 
'im  in  the  canal,  'is  'ands  tied  up  ;  'e  wouldn't  come 
out,  and  so  they  did  for  'im,  the  devils.  And  it's 
just  seven,  and  they  stop  at  six." 

"  They've  very  likely  stopped  at  the  public  for  a 
bit  on  the  way  home,"  Eddy  suggested  gently,  but 
she  shook  her  head. 

"  They've  not  bin  stoppin'  anywhere  since  the 
strike  began.  Them  as  won't  come  out  get  no  peace 
at  the  public.  .  .  .  The  Union's  a  cruel  thing,  that 
it  is,  and  my  man  and  lads  that  never  do  no  'urt  to 
nobody,  they'll  lay  and  wait  for  'em  till  they  can  do 
for  'em.  .  .  .  There's  Mrs.  Japhet,  in  Jubilee  Street ; 
she's  lost  her  young  man ;  they  knocked  'im  down 
and  kicked  'im  to  death  on  'is  way  'ome  the  other 
day.  Of  course  'e  was  a  Jew,  too,  which  made  'im 
more  rightly  disliked  as  it  were  ;  but  it  were  because 
'e  wouldn't  come  out  they  did  it.  And  there  was 
Mrs.  Jim  Turner ;  they  laid  for  'er  and  bashed  'er 
'ead  in  at  the  corner  of  Salmon  Lane,  to  spite  Turner. 
And  they're  so  sly,  the  police  can't  lay  'ands  on  them, 


UNITY  267 

scarcely  ever.  .  .  .  And  it's  gone  seven,  and  as  dark 
as  fats." 

She  opened  the  door  and  stood  listening  and  cry- 
ing. At  the  end  of  the  squalid  street  the  trams 
jangled  by  along  Commercial  Road,  bringing  men 
and  women  home  from  work. 

"  They'll  be  all  right  if  they  come  by  tram/'  said 
Eddy. 

"  There's  all  up  Jamaica  Street  to  walk  after  they 
get  out,"  she  wailed. 

Eddy  went  down  the  street  and  met  them  at  the 
corner,  a  small  man  and  two  big  boys,  slouching 
along  the  dark  street,  Fred  Webb  and  his  sons,  Sid 
and  Perce.  He  had  known  them  well  last  year 
at  Datcherd's  club ;  they  were  uncompromising 
individualists,  and  liberty  was  their  watchword. 
They  loathed  the  Union  like  poison. 

Fred  Webb  said  that  there  had  been  a  bit  of  a  row 
down  at  the  docks,  which  had  kept  them.  "  There 
was  Ben  Tillett  speaking,  stirring  them  up  all.  They 
began  hustling  about  a  bit — but  we  got  clear.  The 
missus  wants  me  to  come  out,  but  I'm  not  having 
any." 

"  Come  out  with  that  lot  !  "  Sid  added,  in  a  rather 
unsteady  voice.  "  I'd  see  them  all  damned  first. 
You  wouldn't  say  we  ought  to  come  out,  Mr.  Oliver, 
would  you  ?  " 

Eddy  said,  "  Well,  not  just  now,  of  course.  In  a 
general  way,  I  suppose  there's  some  sense  in  it." 

"  Sense  !  "  growled  Webb.  "  Don't  you  go  talk- 
ing to  my  boys  like  that,  sir,  if  you  please.  You're 


268          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

not  going  to  come  out,  Sid,  so  you  needn't  think 
about  it.  Good  night,  Mr.  Oliver." 

Eddy,  dismissed,  went  to  see  another  Docks 
family  he  knew,  and  heard  how  the  strike  was  being 
indefinitely  dragged  out  and  its  success  jeopardised 
by  the  blacklegs,  who  thought  only  for  them- 
selves. 

"  I  hate  a  man  not  to  have  public  spirit.  The 
mean  skunks.  They'd  let  all  the  rest  go  to  the 
devil  just  to  get  their  own  few  shillings  regular 
through  the  bad  times." 

"  They've  a  right  to  judge  for  themselves,  I  sup- 
pose/' said  Eddy,  and  added  a  question  as  to  the 
powers  of  the  decent  men  to  prevent  intimidation 
and  violence. 

The  man  looked  at  him  askance. 

"  Ain't  no  'timidation  or  violence,  as  I  know  of. 
'Course  they  say  so  ;  they'll  say  anything.  When- 
ever a  man  gets  damaged  in  a  private  quarrel  they 
blame  it  on  the  Union  chaps  now.  It's  their  oppor- 
tunity. Pack  o*  liars,  they  are.  'Course  a  man  may 
get  hurt  in  a  row  sometimes  ;  you  can't  help  rows  ; 
but  that's  six  of  one  and  'alf  a  dozen  of  the  other, 
and  it's  usually  the  blacklegs  as  begin  it.  We  only 
picket  them,  quite  peaceful.  .  .  .  Judge  for  them- 
selves, did  you  say  ?  No,  dang  them  ;  that's  just 
what  no  man's  a  right  to  do.  It's  selfish ;  that's 
what  it  is.  ...  I've  no  patience  with  these  'ere 
individualists." 

Discovering  that  Eddy  had,  he  shut  up  sullenly 
and  suspiciously,  and  ceased  to  regard  him  as  a 


UNITY  269 

friend,  so  Eddy  left  him.  On  the  whole,  it  had  not 
been  a  cheery  evening. 

He  told  Arnold  about  it  when  he  got  home. 

"  There's  such  a  frightful  lot  to  be  said  on  both 
sides,"  he  added. 

Arnold  said,  "  There  certainly  is.  A  frightful 
lot.  If  one  goes  down  to  the  Docks  any  day  one  may 
hear  a  good  deal  of  it  being  said  ;  only  that's  nearly 
all  on  one  side,  and  the  wrong  side.  ...  I  loathe 
the  Unions  and  their  whole  system ;  it's  revolting, 
the  whole  theory  of  the  thing,  quite  apart  from  the 
bullying  and  coercion." 

"  I  should  rather  like,"  said  Eddy,  "to  go  down 
to  the  Docks  to-morrow  and  hear  the  men  speaking. 
Will  you  come  ?  " 

"  Well,  I  can't  answer  for  myself  ;  I  may  murder 
someone ;  but  I'll  come  if  you'll  take  the  risk  of 
that." 

Eddy  hadn't  known  before  that  Arnold,  the 
cynical  and  negligent,  felt  so  strongly  about  any- 
thing. He  was  rather  interested. 

'  You've  got  to  have  Unions,  surely  you'd  admit 
that,"  he  argued.  This  began  a  discussion  too 
familiar  in  outline  to  be  retailed ;  the  reasons  for 
Unions  and  against  them  are  both  exceedingly 
obvious,  and  may  be  imagined  as  given.  It  lasted 
them  till  late  at  night. 

They  went  down  to  the  Docks  next  day,  about 
six  o'clock  in  the  evening. 


CHAPTER  XV. 


ARNOLD. 

THERE  was  a  crowd  outside  the  Docks  gates.  Some, 
under  the  eyes  of  vigilant  policemen,  were  picket- 
ing the  groups  of  workmen  as  they  came  sullenly, 
nervously,  defiantly,  or  indifferently  out  from  the 
Docks.  Others  were  listening  to  a  young  man 
speaking  from  a  cart.  Arnold  and  Eddy  stopped 
to  listen,  too.  It  was  poor  stuff ;  not  at  all  in- 
teresting. But  it  was  adapted  to  its  object  and  its 
audience,  and  punctuated  by  vehement  applause. 
At  the  cheering,  Arnold  looked  disgustedly  on  the 
ground ;  no  doubt  he  was  ashamed  of  the  human 
race.  But  Eddy  thought,  "  The  man's  a  fool, 
but  he's  got  hold  of  something  sound.  The  man's 
a  stupid  man,  but  he's  got  brains  on  his  side,  and 
strength,  and  organisation ;  all  the  forces  that 
make  for  civilisation.  They're  crude,  they're  brutal, 
they're  revolting,  these  people,  but  they  do  look 
ahead,  and  that's  civilisation."  The  Tory-Socialist 
side  of  him  thus  appreciated,  while  the  Liberal- 
Individualist  side  applauded  the  blacklegs  coming 

270 


ARNOLD  271 

up  from  work.  The  human  side  applauded  them, 
too ;  they  were  few  among  many,  plucky  men  sur- 
rounded by  murderous  bullies,  who  would  as  likely 
as  not  track  some  of  them  home  and  bash  their 
heads  in  on  their  own  doorsteps,  and  perhaps  their 
wives'  heads  too. 

Eddy  caught  sight  of  Fred  Webb  and  his  two 
sons  walking  in  a  group,  surrounded  by  picketters. 
Suddenly  the  scene  became  a  nightmare  to  him, 
impossibly  dreadful.  Somehow  he  knew  that 
people  were  going  to  hurt  and  be  hurt  very  soon. 
He  looked  at  the  few  police,  and  wondered  at  the 
helplessness  or  indifference  of  the  law,  that  lets  such 
things  be,  that  is  powerless  to  guard  citizens  from 
assault  and  murder. 

He  heard  Arnold  give  a  short  laugh  at  his  side, 
and  recalled  his  attention  to  what  the  man  on  the 
cart  was  saying. 

"  The  poor  lunatic  can't  even  make  sense  and 
logic  out  of  his  own  case,"  Arnold  remarked.  "  I 
could  do  it  better  myself." 

Eddy  listened.  It  was  indeed  pathetically  stupid, 
pointless,  sentimental. 

After  another  minute  of  it,  Arnold  said,  "  Since 
they're  so  ready  to  listen,  why  shouldn't  they  listen 
to  me  for  a  change  ?  "  and  scrambled  up  on  to  a 
cart  full  of  barrels  and  stood  for  a  moment  look- 
ing round.  The  speaker  went  on  speaking,  but 
someone  cried,  "  Here's  another  chap  with  some- 
thing to  say.  Let  'im  say  it,  mate  ;  go  on,  young 
feller." 


272          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

Arnold  did  go  on.  He  had  certainly  got  some- 
thing to  say,  and  he  said  it.  For  a  minute  or  two 
the  caustic  quality  of  his  utterances  was  missed ; 
then  it  was  slowly  apprehended.  Someone  groaned, 
and  someone  else  shouted,  "  Chuck  it.  Pull  him 
down." 

Arnold  had  a  knack  of  biting  and  disagreeable 
speech,  and  he  was  using  it.  He  was  commenting 
on  the  weak  points  in  the  other  man's  speech.  But 
if  he  had  thought  to  persuade  any,  he  was  disillu- 
sioned. Like  an  audience  of  old,  they  cried  out 
with  a  loud  voice,  metaphorically  stopped  their 
ears,  and  ran  at  him  with  one  accord.  Someone 
threw  a  brick  at  him.  The  next  moment  hands 
dragged  him  down  and  hustled  him  away.  A  voice 
Eddy  recognised  as  Webb's  cried,  "  Fair  play ;  let 
'im  speak,  can't  you.  'E  was  talking  sense,  which 
is  more  than  most  here  do." 

The  scuffling  and  hustling  became  excited  and 
violent.  It  was  becoming  a  free  fight.  Blacklegs 
were  surrounded  threateningly  by  strikers ;  the 
police  drew  nearer.  Eddy  pushed  through  shoving, 
angry  men  to  get  to  Arnold.  They  recognised  him 
as  Arnold's  companion,  and  hustled  him  about. 
Arnold  was  using  his  fists.  Eddy  saw  him  hit  a 
man  on  the  mouth.  Someone  kicked  Eddy  on  the 
shin.  He  shot  out  his  fist  mechanically,  and  hit 
the  man  in  the  face,  and  thought,  "  I  must  have 
hurt  him  a  lot,  what  a  lot  of  right  he's  got  on  his 
side,"  before  the  blow  was  returned,  cutting  his  lip 
open. 


ARNOLD  273 

He  saw  Arnold  disappear,  borne  down  by  an  angry 
group  ;  he  pushed  towards  him,  jostling  through 
the  men  in  his  way,  who  were  confusedly  giving 
now  before  the  mounted  police.  He  could  not 
reach  Arnold ;  he  lost  sight  of  where  he  was ;  he 
was  carried  back  by  the  swaying  crowd.  He  heard 
a  whimpering  boy's  voice  behind  him,  "  Mr.  Oliver, 
sir,"  and  looked  round  into  young  Sid  Webb's  sick, 
frightened  face. 

"  They  've  downed  dad.  .  .  .  And  I  think  they've 
done  for  him.  .  .  .  They  kicked  him  on  the  head.  .  .  . 
They're  after  me  now " 

Eddy  said,  "  Stick  near  me,"  and  the  next  moment 
Sid  gave  an  angry  squeal,  because  someone  was 
twisting  his  arm  back.  Eddy  turned  round  and  hit 
a  man  under  the  chin,  sending  him  staggering 
back  under  the  feet  of  a  plunging  horse.  The  sight 
of  the  trampling  hoofs  so  near  the  man's  head  turned 
Eddy  sick ;  he  swore  and  caught  at  the  rein,  and 
dragged  the  horse  sharply  sideways.  The  police- 
man riding  it  brought  down  his  truncheon  violently 
on  his  arm,  which  dropped  nerveless  and  heavy  at 
his  side.  Hands  caught  at  his  knees  from  below ; 
he  was  dragged  suddenly  to  the  ground,  and  saw, 
looking  up,  the  bleeding  face  of  the  man  he  had 
knocked  down  close  to  his  own.  The  next  moment 
the  man  was  up,  trampling  him,  pushing  out  of  the 
way  of  the  plunging  horse.  Eddy  struggled  to  his 
knees,  tried  to  get  up,  and  could  not.  He  was 
beaten  down  by  a  writhing  forest  of  legs  and  heavy 
boots.  He  gave  it  up,  and  fell  over  on  his  side  into 

s 


274          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

the  slimy,  trodden  mud.  Everything  hurt  des- 
perately— other  people's  feet,  his  own  arm,  his  face, 
his  body.  The  forest  smelt  of  mud  and  haman 
clothes,  and  suddenly  became  quite  dark. 

Someone  was  lifting  his  head,  and  trying  to  make 
him  drink  brandy.  He  opened  his  eyes  and  said, 
moving  his  cut  lips  stiffly  and  painfully,  "  Their 
principles  are  right,  but  their  methods  are  rotten," 
Someone  else  said,  "  He's  coming  round/'  and  he 
came. 

He  could  breathe  and  see  now,  for  the  forest 
had  gone.  There  were  people  still,  and  gas-lamps, 
and  stars,  but  all  remote.  There  were  policemen, 
and  he  remembered  how  they  had  hurt  him.  It 
seemed,  indeed,  that  everyone  had  hurt  him.  All 
their  principles  were  no  doubt  right ;  but  all  their 
methods  were  certainly  rotten. 

"I'm  going  to  get  up,"  he  said,  and  lay  still. 

"  Where  do  you  live  ?  "  asked  someone.  "  Per- 
haps he'd  better  be  taken  to  hospital." 

Eddy  said,  "  Oh,  no.  I  live  somewhere  all 
right.  Besides,  I'm  not  hurt,"  but  he  could  not 
talk  well,  because  his  mouth  was  so  swollen. 
In  another  moment  he  remembered  where  he  did 
live.  "  22A,  Old  Compton  Street,  of  course."  That 
reminded  him  of  Arnold.  Things  were  coming 
back  to  him. 

"  Where's  my  friend  ?  "  he  mumbled.  "  He  was 
knocked  down,  too." 

They  said,  "  Don't  you  worry  about  him ;  he'll 
be  looked  after  all  right,"  and  Eddy  sat  up  and  said, 


ARNOLD  275 

"  I  suppose  you  mean  he's  dead,"  quietly,  and  with 
conviction. 

Since  that  was  what  they  did  mean,  they  hushed 
him  and  told  him  not  to  worry,  and  he  lay  back  in 
the  mud  and  was  quiet. 


CHAPTER  XVI. 

EILEEN. 

EDDY  lay  for  some  days  in  bed,  battered  and  brui< 
and  slightly  broken.  He  was  not  seriously  damaged ; 
not  irreparably  like  Arnold ;  Arnold,  who  was 
beyond  piecing  together. 

Through  the  queer,  dim,  sad  days  and  nights, 
Eddy's  weakened  thoughts  were  of  Arnold;  Arnold  the 
cynical,  the  sceptical,  the  supercilious,  the  scornful ; 
Arnold,  who  had  believed  in  nothing,  and  had  yet 
been  murdered  for  believing  in  something,  and  saying 
so.  Arnold  had  hated  democratic  tyranny,  and  his 
hatred  had  given  his  words  and  his  blows  a  force 
that  had  recoiled  on  himself  and  killed  him.  Eddy's 
blows  on  that  chaotic,  surprising  evening  had  lacked 
this  energy  ;  his  own  consciousness  of  hating  nothing 
had  unnerved  him ;  so  he  hadn't  died.  He  had 
merely  been  buffeted  about  and  knocked  out  of  the 
way  like  so  much  rubbish  by  both  combatant  sides 
in  turn.  He  bore  the  scars  of  the  strikers'  fists  and 
boots,  and  of  the  heavy  truncheon  of  the  law.  Both 
sides  had  struck  him!: as  an  enemy,  because  he  was 
not  whole-heartedly  for  them.  It  was,  surely,  an 

276 


EILEEN  277 

ironical  epitome,  a  brief  summing-up  in  terms  of 
blows,  of  the  story  of  his  life.  What  chaos,  what 
confusion,  what  unheroic  shipwreck  of  plans  and 
work  and  career  dogged  those  who  fought  under 
many  colours  !  One  died  for  believing  in  something  ; 
one  didn't  die  for  believing  in  everything  ;  one  lived 
on  incoherently,  from  hand  to  mouth,  despised  of 
all,  accepted  of  none,  fruitful  of  nothing.  For  these 
the  world  has  no  use  ;  the  piteous,  travailing  world 
that  needs  all  the  helpers,  all  the  workers  it  can  get. 
The  dim  shadows  of  his  room  through  the  long, 
strange  nights  seemed  to  be  walls  pressing  round, 
pressing  in  closer  and  closer,  pushed  by  the  insistent 
weight  of  the  unredressed  evil  without.  Here  he 
saw  himself  lying,  shut  by  the  shadow  walls  into  a 
little  secluded  place,  allowed  to  do  nothing,  because 
he  was  no  use.  The  evil  without  haunted  his  night- 
mares ;  it  must  have  bitten  more  deeply  into  his 
active  waking  moments  than  he  had  known.  It 
seemed  hideous  to  lie  and  do  nothing.  And  when 
he  wanted  to  get  up  at  once  and  go  out  and  do  some- 
thing to  help,  they  would  not  let  him.  He  was  no 
use.  He  never  would  be  any  use. 

More  and  more  it  seemed  to  him  clear  that  the 
one  way  to  be  of  use  in  this  odd  world — of  the 
oddity  of  the  world  he  was  becoming  increasingly 
convinced,  comparing  it  with  the  many  worlds  he 
could  more  easily  have  imagined — the  one  way,  it 
seemed,  to  be  of  use  was  to  take  a  definite  line  and 
stick  to  it  and  reject  all  others ;  to  be  single-minded 
and  ardent,  and  exclusive  ;  to  be,  in  brief,  a  partisan, 


278          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

if  necessary  a  bigot.  In  procession  there  moved 
before  him  the  fine,  strong,  ardent  people  he  had 
known,  who  had  spent  themselves  for  an  idea,  and 
for  its  inherent  negations,  and  he  saw  them  all  as 
martyrs  ;  Eileen,  living  on  broken  and  dead  because 
so  utter  had  been  her  caring  for  one  person  that  no 
one  else  was  any  good ;  Molly,  cutting  two  lives 
apart  for  a  difference  of  principle  ;  Billy  Raymond, 
Jane  Dawn,  all  the  company  of  craftsmen  and 
artists,  fining  words  and  lines  to  their  utmost, 
fastidiously  rejecting,  laying  down  insuperable 
barriers  between  good  and  bad,  so  that  never  the 
twain  should  meet ;  priests  and  all  moral  reformers, 
working  against  odds  for  these  same  barriers  in  a 
different  sphere  ;  all  workers,  all  artists,  all  healers 
of  evil,  all  makers  of  good  ;  even  Daphne  and  Nevill, 
parted  for  principles  that  could  not  join ;  and 
Arnold,  dead  for  a  cause.  Only  the  aimless 
drifters,  the  ineptitudes,  content  to  slope  through 
the  world  on  thoughts,  were  left  outside  the  workshop 
unused. 

In  these  dark  hours  of  self -disgust,  Eddy  half 
thought  of  becoming  a  novelist,  that  last  resource 
of  the  spiritually  destitute.  For  novels  are  not  life, 
that  immeasurably  important  thing  that  has  to  be 
so  sternly  approached ;  in  novels  one  may  take  as 
many  points  of  view  as  one  likes,  all  at  the  same 
time  ;  instead  of  working  for  life,  one  may  sit  and 
survey  it  from  all  angles  simultaneously.  It  is 
only  when  one  starts  walking  on  a  road  that  one  finds 
it  excludes  the  other  roads.  Yes ;  probably  he 


EILEEN  279 

would  end  a  novelist.  An  ignoble,  perhaps  even  a 
fatuous  career  ;  but  it  is,  after  all,  one  way  through 
this  queer,  shifting  chaos  of  unanswerable  riddles. 
When  solutions  are  proved  unattainable,  some  spend 
themselves  and  their  all  on  a  rough-and-ready  shot 
at  truth,  on  doing  what  they  can  with  the  little 
they  know  ;  others  give  it  up  and  talk  about  it.  It 
was  as  a  refuge  for  such  as  these  that  the  novelist's 
trade  was  presented  to  man,  we  will  not  speculate 
from  whence  or  by  whom.  .  .  . 

Breaking  into  these  dark  reflections  came  friends 
to  see  him,  dropping  in  one  by  one.  The  first  was 
Professor  Denison,  the  morning  after  the  accident. 
A  telegram  had  brought  him  up  from  Cambridge, 
late  last  night.  Seeing  his  grey,  stricken  face,  Eddy 
felt  miserably  disloyal,  to  have  come  out  of  it  alive. 
Dr.  Denison  patted  him  on  the  shoulder  and  said, 
"  Poor  boy,  poor  boy.  It  is  hard  for  you/*  and  it 
was  Eddy  who  had  tears  in  his  eyes. 

"  I  took  him  there,"  he  muttered ;  but  Dr. 
Denison  took  no  notice  of  that. 

Eddy  said  next,  "  He  spoke  so  splendidly/'  then 
remembered  that  Arnold  had  spoken  on  the  wrong 
side,  and  that  that,  too,  must  be  bitter  to  his  father. 

Professor  Denison  made  a  queer,  hopeless,  depre- 
catory gesture  with  his  hands. 

"  He  was  murdered  by  a  cruel  system,"  he  said, 
in  his  remote,  toneless  voice.  "  Don't  think  I 
blame  those  ignorant  men  who  did  him  to  death. 
What  killed  him  was  the  system  that  made  those 
men  what  they  are — the  cruel  oppression,  the 


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economic  grinding — what  can  you  expect  ..."  He 
broke  off,  and  turned  helplessly  away,  remembering 
only  that  he  had  lost  his  son. 

Every  day  as  long  as  he  stayed  in  London  he 
came  into  Eddy's  room  after  visiting  Arnold's,  and 
sat  with  him,  infinitely  gentle,  silent,  and  sad. 

Mrs.  Oliver  said,  "  Poor  man,  one's  too  dreadfully 
sorry  for  him  to  suggest  it,  but  it's  not  the  best  thing 
for  you  to  have  him,  dear." 

The  other  visitors  who  came  were  probably  better 
for  Eddy,  but  Mrs.  Oliver  thought  he  had  too  many. 
All  his  friends  seemed  to  come  all  day. 

And  once  Eileen  Le  Moine  came,  and  that  was 
not  as  it  should  be.  Mrs.  Oliver,  when  the  message 
was  sent  up,  turned  to  Eddy  doubtfully ;  but  he 
said  at  once,  "  Ask  her  if  she'll  come  up,"  and  she 
had  to  bear  it. 

Mrs.  Le  Moine  came  in.  Mrs.  Oliver  slightly 
touched  her  hand.  For  a  moment  her  look  hung 
startled  on  the  changed,  dimmed  brilliance  she 
scarcely  recognised.  Mrs.  Le  Moine,  whatever  her 
sins,  had,  it  seemed,  been  through  desperate  times 
since  they  had  parted  at  Welchester  fourteen  months 
ago.  There  was  an  absent  look  about  her,  as  if 
she  scarcely  took  in  Eddy's  mother.  But  for  Eddy 
himself,  stretched  shattered  on  the  couch  by  the 
fire,  her  look  was  pitiful  and  soft. 

Mrs.  Oliver's  eyes  wavered  from  her  to  Eddy. 
Being  a  lady  of  kind  habits,  she  usually  left  Eddy 
alone  with  his  friends  for  a  little.  In  this  instance 
she  was  doubtful ;  but  Eddy's  eyes,  unconsciously 


EILEEN  281 

wistful,  decided  her,  and  she  yielded.  After  all,  a 
three-cornered  interview  between  them  would  have 
been  a  painful  absurdity.  If  Eddy  must  have  such 
friends,  he  must  have  them  to  himself.  .  .  . 

When  they  were  alone,  Eileen  sat  down  by  him, 
still  a  little  absent  and  thoughtful,  though,  bending 
compassionate  eyes  on  him,  she  said  softly,  of  him 
and  Arnold,  "  You  poor  boys.  ..."  Then  she  was 
broodingly  silent,  and  seemed  to  be  casting  about 
how  to  begin. 

Suddenly  she  pulled  herself  together. 

"  We've  not  much  time,  have  we  ?  I  must  be 
quick.  I've  something  I  want  to  say  to  you,  Eddy. 
.  .  .  Do  you  know  Mrs.  Crawford  came  to  see 
me  the  other  day  ?  " 

Eddy  shook  his  head,  languidly,  moved  only  with 
a  faint  surprise  at  Mrs.  Crawford's  unexpectedness. 

Eileen  went  on,  "I  just  wondered  had  she  told 
you.  But  I  thought  perhaps  not. ...  I  like  her,  Eddy. 
She  was  nice  to  me.  I  don't  know  why,  because  I 
supposed — but  never  mind.  What  she  came  for 
was  to  tell  me  some  things.  Things  I  think  I  ought 
to  have  guessed  for  myself.  I  think  I've  been  very 
stupid  and  very  selfish,  and  I  complaining  to  you 
about  my  troubles  all  this  long  while,  and  never 
thinking  how  it  might  be  doing  you  harm.  I  ought 
to  have  known  why  Molly  broke  your  engagement." 

"  There  were  a  number  of  reasons,"  said  Eddy. 
"  She  thought  we  didn't  agree  about  things  and 
couldn't  pull  together." 

Eileen  shook  her  head.     "  She  may  have.     But 


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I  think  there  was  only  one  reason  that  mattered 
very  much.  She  didn't  approve  of  me,  and  didn't 
like  it  that  you  were  my  friend.  And  she  was 
surely  right.  A  man  shouldn't  have  friends  his 
wife  can't  be  friends  with  too  ;  it  spoils  it  all.  And 
of  course  she  knew  she  couldn't  be  friends  with  me  ; 
she  thinks  me  bad.  Molly  would  find  it  impossible 
even  if  it  wasn't  wrong,  to  be  friends  with  a  bad 
person.  So  of  course  she  had  the  engagement 
ended ;  there  was  no  other  way.  .  .  .  And  you  never 
told  me  it  was  that.  .  .  .  You  should  have  told  me, 
you  foolish  boy.  Instead,  you  went  on  seeing  me  and 
being  good  to  me,  and  letting  me  talk  about  my  own 
things,  and — and  being  just  the  one  comfort  I  had, 
(for  you  have  been  that ;  it's  the  way  you  under- 
stand things,  I  suppose) — and  I  all  the  time  spoil- 
ing your  life.  When  Mrs.  Crawford  told  me  how  it 
was  I  was  angry  with  you.  You  had  a  right  to  have 
told  me.  And  now  I've  come  to  tell  you  something. 
You're  to  go  to  Molly  and  mend  what's  broken,  and 
tell  her  you  and  I  aren't  going  to  be  friends  any 
more.  That  will  be  the  plain  truth.  We  are  not. 
Not  friends  to  matter,  I  mean.  We  won't  be  seeing 
each  other  alone  and  meeting  the  way  we've  been 
doing.  If  we  meet  it  will  be  by  chance,  and  with 
other  people  ;  that  won't  hurt." 

Eddy,  red-faced  and  indignant,  said  weakly, 
"  It  will  hurt.  It  will  hurt  me.  Haven't  I  lost 
enough  friends,  then,  that  I  must  lose  you,  too  ?  " 

A  queer  little  smile  touched  her  lips. 

"  You  have  not.     Not  enough  friends  yet.    Eddy, 


EILEEN  283 

what's  the  best  thing  of  all  in  this  world  of  good 
things  ?  Don't  you  and  I  both  know  it  ?  Isn't  it 
love,  no  less  ?  And  isn't  love  good  enough  to  pay 
a  price  for  ?  And  if  the  price  must  be  paid  in  coin 
you  value — in  friendship,  and  in  some  other  good 
things — still,  isn't  it  worth  it  ?  Ah,  you  know,  and 
I  know,  that  it  is  !  " 

The  firelight,  flickering  across  her  white  face,  lit 
it  swiftly  to  passion.  She,  who  had  paid  so  heavy 
a  price  herself,  was  saying  what  she  knew. 

"  So  you'll  pay  it,  Eddy.  You'll  pay  it.  You'll 
have  to  pay  more  than  you  know,  before  you've 
done  with  love.  I  wonder  will  you  have  to  pay 
your  very  soul  away  ?  Many  people  have  to  do 
that ;  pay  away  their  own  inmost  selves,  the  things 
in  them  they  care  for  most,  their  secret  dreams. 
'  I  have  laid  my  dreams  under  your  feet.  Tread 
softly,  because  you  tread  on  my  dreams.'  .  .  .  It's  like 
that  so  often  ;  and  then  she — or  he — doesn't  always 
tread  softly  ;  they  may  tread  heavily,  the  way  the 
dreams  break  and  die.  Still,  it's  worth  it .  ..." 

She  fell  into  silence,  brooding  with  bent  head  and 
locked  hands.  Then  she  roused  herself,  and  said 
cheerfully,  "  You  may  say  just  what  you  like,  Eddy, 
but  I'm  not  going  to  spoil  your  life  any  more.  That's 
gone  on  too  long  already.  If  it  was  only  by  way  of 
saying  thank  you,  I  would  stop  it  now.  For  you've 
been  a  lot  of  use  to  me,  you  know.  I  don't  think 
I  could  easily  tell  you  how  much.  I'm  not  going  to 
try  ;  only  I  am  going  to  do  what  I  can  to  help  you 
patch  up  your  affairs  that  you've  muddled  so.  So 


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you  go  to  Molly  directly  you  get  home,  and  make 
her  marry  you.  And  you'll  pay  the  price  she  asks, 
and  you'll  go  on,  both  of  you,  paying  it  and  paying 
it,  more  and  more  of  it,  as  long  as  you  both  live." 

"  She  won't  have  me,"  said  Eddy.  "  No  one 
would  have  me,  I  should  think.  Why  should  they  ? 
I'm  nothing.  Everyone  else  is  something  ;  but  I'm 
nothing.  I  can  do  nothing,  and  be  nothing.  I  am 
a  mere  muddle.  Why  should  Molly,  who  is  straight 
and  simple  and  direct,  marry  a  muddle  ?  " 

"  Because,"  said  Eileen,  "  she  cares  for  it.  And 
she'll  probably  straighten  it  out  a  bit ;  that's  what 
I  mean,  partly,  by  the  price  .  .  .  you'll  have  to  become 
straight  and  simple  and  direct  too,  I  wouldn't 
wonder,  in  the  end.  You  may  die  a  Tory  country 
gentleman,  no  less,  saying,  '  To  hell  with  these 
Socialist  thieves  ' — no,  that's  the  horrid  language 
we  use  in  Ireland  alone  isn't  it,  but  I  wouldn't 
wonder  if  the  English  squires  meant  the  same.  Or 
you  might  become  equally  simple  and  direct  in 
another  direction,  and  say,  '  Down  with  the  landed 
tyrants,'  only  Molly  wouldn't  like  that  so  well. 
But  it'll  be  a  wonder  if  you  don't,  once  you're 
married  to  Molly,  have  to  throw  overboard  a  few 
creeds,  as  well  as  a  few  people.  Anyhow,  that's 
not  your  business  now.  What  you've  got  to  do 
now  is  to  get  your  health  again  and  go  down  to  Wei- 
chest  er  and  talk  to  Molly  the  way  she'll  see 
reason.  .  .  .  And  now  I  must  go.  Your  mother 
doesn't  care  for  me  to  be  here,  but  I  had  to  come 
this  once  ;  it's  never  again,  you  can  tell  her  that." 


EILEEN  285 

Eddy  sat  up  and  frowned.  "  Don't  go  on  like 
that,  Eileen.  I've  not  the  least  intention  of  having 
my  friendships  broken  for  me  like  this.  If  Molly 
ever  marries  me — only  she  won't — it  will  be  to  take 
my  friends  ;  that  is  certain." 

She  shook  her  head  and  smiled  down  on  him  as 
she  rose. 

"  You'll  have  to  let  your  friends  settle  whether 
they  want  to  be  taken  or  not,  Eddy.  .  .  .  Dear, 
kind,  absurd  boy,  that's  been  so  good  to  me,  I'm 
going  now.  Goodbye,  and  get  well." 

Her  fingers  lightly  touched  his  forehead,  and  she 
left  him ;  left  him  alone  in  a  world  become  poor 
and  thin  and  ordinary,  shorn  of  some  beauty,  of 
certain  dreams  and  laughter  and  surprises. 

Into  it  came  his  mother. 

"  Is  Mrs.  Le  Moine  gone,  then,  dear  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  he  said.     "  She  is  gone." 

So  flatly  he  spoke,  so  apathetically,  that  she  looked 
at  him  in  anxiety. 

"  She  has  tired  you.  You  have  been  talking  too 
much.  Really,  this  mustn't  happen  again.  ..." 

He  moved  restlessly  over  on  to  his  side. 

"  It  won't  happen  again,  mother.     Never  again." 


CHAPTER  XVII. 

CONVERSION. 

ON  Midsummer  Eve,  which  was  the  day  before  his 
marriage,  Eddy  had  a  number  of  his  friends  to 
dinner  at  the  Moulin  d'Or.  It  had  amused  him  to  ask 
a  great  many,  and  to  select  them  from  many  differ- 
ent quarters  and  sets,  and  to  watch  how  they  all  got 
on  together.  For  many  of  them  were  not  in  the 
habit  of  meeting  one  another.  The  Vicar  of  St. 
Gregory's,  for  instance,  did  not,  in  the  normal 
course  of  his  days,  as  a  rule  come  across  Billy  Ray- 
mond, or  Cecil  Le  Moine,  with  whom  he  was  con- 
versing courteously  across  the  table  ;  Bob  Traherne, 
his  curate,  seldom  chatted  affably  with  Conservative 
young  members  of  Parliament  such  as  Nevill  Bel- 
lairs  ;  Mrs.  Crawford  had  long  since  irrevocably 
decided  against  social  intercourse  with  Eileen  Le 
Moine,  to  whom  she  was  talking  this  evening  as  if 
she  was  rather  pleased  to  have  the  opportunity ; 
Bridget  Hogan  was  wont  to  avoid  militant  desirers 
of  votes,  but  to-night  she  was  garrulously  holding 
forth  to  a  lady  novelist  of  these  habits  who  resided 

286 


CONVERSION  287 

in  a  garden  city  ;  Eddy's  friend,  the  young  Irish 
Unionist,  was  confronted  and  probably  outraged  by 
Blake  Connolly,  Eileen's  father,  the  Nationalist 
editor  of  the  Hibernian,  a  vehement-tongued,  hot- 
tempered,  rather  witty  person,  with  deep  blue  eyes 
like  Eileen's,  and  a  flexible,  persuasive  voice.  At 
the  same  table  with  Bob  Traherne  and  Jane 
Dawn  was  a  beautiful  young  man  in  a  soft  frilly 
shirt,  an  evangelical  young  man  who  at  Cam- 
bridge had  belonged  to  the  C.I.C.C.U.,  and  had 
preached  in  the  Market  Place.  If  he  had  known 
enough  about  them,  he  would  have  thought  Jane 
Dawn's  attitude  towards  religion  and  life  a  pity, 
and  Bob  Traherne's  a  bad  mistake.  But  on  this 
harmonious  occasion  they  all  met  as  friends.  Even 
James  Peters,  sturdy  and  truthful,  forbore  to  show 
Cecil  Le  Moine  that  he  did  not  like  him.  Even 
Hillier,  though  it  was  pain  and  grief  to  him,  kept 
silence  from  good  words,  and  did  not  denounce 
Eileen  Le  Moine. 

And  Eddy,  looking  round  the  room  at  all  of  them, 
thought  how  well  they  all  got  on  for  one  evening, 
because  they  were  wanting  to,  and  because  one  even- 
ing did  not  matter,  and  how  they  would  not,  many 
of  them,  get  on  at  all,  and  would  not  even  want  to, 
if  they  were  put  to  a  longer  test.  And  once  again,  at 
this,  that  he  told  himself  was  not  the  last,  gathering 
of  the  heterogeneous  crowd  of  his  friends  together, 
he  saw  how  right  they  all  were,  in  their  different  ways 
and  yet  at  odds.  He  remembered  how  someone 
had  said,  "  The  interesting  quarrels  of  the  world 


288          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

are  never  between  truth  and  falsehood,  but  between 
different  truths/'  Ah,  but  must  there  be  quarrels  ? 
More  and  more  clearly  he  had  come  to  see  lately  that 
there  must ;  that  through  the  fighting  of  extremes 
something  is  beaten  out.  .  .  . 

Someone  thumped  the  table  for  silence,  and  Billy 
Raymond  was  on  his  feet,  proposing  their  host's 
health  and  happiness.  Billy  was  rather  a  charming 
speaker,  in  his  unself conscious,  unfluent,  amused, 
quietly  allusive  way,  that  was  rather  talk  than 
speechifying.  After  him  came  Nevill  Bellairs, 
Eddy's  brother-in-law  to  be,  who  said  the  right 
things  in  his  pleasant,  cordial,  well-bred,  young 
member's  manner.  Then  they  drank  Eddy's  health, 
and  after  that  Eddy  got  on  to  his  feet  to  return 
thanks.  But  all  he  said  was  "  Thanks  very  much. 
It  was  very  nice  of  all  of  you  to  come.  I  hope  you've 
all  enjoyed  this  evening  as  much  as  I  have,  and  I 
hope  we  shall  have  many  more  like  it  in  future, 
after.  ..."  When  he  paused  someone  broke  in 
with  "He's  a  jolly  good  fellow,"  and  they  shouted 
it  till  the  passers  by  in  the  Soho  streets  took  it  up 
and  sang  and  whistled  in  chorus.  That  was  the 
answer  they  unanimously  gave  to  the  hope  he  had 
expressed.  It  was  an  answer  so  cheerful  and  so 
friendly  that  it  covered  the  fact  that  no  one  had 
echoed  the  hope,  or  even  admitted  it  as  a  possibility. 
After  all,  it  was  an  absurd  thing  to  hope,  for  one 
dinner-party  never  is  exactly  like  another ;  how 
should]  it  be,  with  so  much  of  life  and  death 
between  ? 


CONVERSION  289 

When  the  singing  and  the  cheering  and  the  toast- 
ing was  over,  they  all  sat  on  and  talked  and  smoked 
till  late.  Eddy  talked  too.  And  under  his  talking 
his  perceptions  were  keenly  working.  The  vivid, 
alive  personalities  of  all  these  people,  these  widely 
differing  men  and  women,  boys  and  girls,  struck 
sharply  on  his  consciousness.  There  were  vast 
differences  between  them,  yet  in  nearly  all  was  a 
certain  fine,  vigorous  effectiveness,  a  power  of 
achieving,  getting  something  done.  They  all  had 
their  weapons,  and  used  them  in  the  battles  of  the 
world.  They  all,  artists  and  philosophers,  journa- 
lists and  politicians,  poets  and  priests,  workers 
among  the  poor,  players  among  the  rich,  knew  what 
they  would  be  at,  where  they  thought  they  were 
going  and  how,  and  what  they  were  up  against. 
They  made  their  choices ;  they  selected,  preferred, 
rejected  .  .  .  hated.  .  .  .  The  sharp,  hard  word 
brought  him  up.  That  was  it ;  they  hated.  They 
all,  probably,  hated  something  or  other.  Even  the 
tolerant,  large-minded  Billy,  even  the  gentle  Jane, 
hated  what  they  considered  bad  literature,  bad  art. 
They  not  only  sought  good,  but  eschewed  evil ; 
if  they  had  not  realised  the  bad,  the  word  "  good  " 
would  have  been  meaningless  to  them. 

With  everyone  in  the  room  it  was  the  same. 
Blake  Connolly  hated  the  Union — that  was  why  he 
could  be  the  force  for  Nationalism  that  he  was ; 
John  Macleod,  the  Ulsterman,  hated  Nationalists 
and  Papists — that  was  why  he  spoke  so  well  on 
platforms  for  the  Union;  Bob  Traherne  hated 


2QO          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

capitalism — that  was  why  he  could  fight  so  effec- 
tively for  the  economic  betterment  that  he  believed 
in  ;  Nevill  Bellairs  hated  Liberalism — that  was  why 
he  got  in  at  elections ;  the  vicar  of  St.  Gregory's 
hated  disregard  of  moral  laws — that  was  why  he  was 
a  potent  force  for  their  observance  among  his 
parishioners  ;  Hillier  hated  agnosticism — that  was 
why  he  could  tell  his  people  without  flinching  that 
they  would  go  to  hell  if  they  didn't  belong  to  the 
Church ;  (he  also,  Eddy  remembered,  hated  some 
writers  of  plays — and  that,  no  doubt,  was  why  he 
looked  at  Cecil  Le  Moine  as  he  did  ;)  Cecil  Le  Moine 
hated  the  commonplace  and  the  stupid — that  was 
why  he  never  lapsed  into  either  in  his  plays  ;  Mrs. 
Crawford  hated  errors  of  breeding  (such  as  discor- 
dant clothes,  elopements,  incendiarism,  and  other 
vulgar  violence) — that  was  why  her  house  was  so 
select ;  Bridget  Hogan  hated  being  bored — that 
was  why  she  succeeded  in  finding  life  consistently 
amusing ;  James  Peters  hated  men  of  his  own 
class  without  collars,  men  of  any  class  without 
backbones,  as  well  as  lies,  unwholesomeness,  and 
all  morbid  rot — that  was  probably  why  his  short, 
unsubtle,  boyish  sermons  had  a  force,  a  driving- 
power,  that  made  them  tell,  and  why  the  men  and 
boys  he  worked  and  played  with  loved  him. 

And  Arnold,  who  was  not  there  but  ought  to  have 
been,  had  hated  many  things,  and  that  was  why  he 
wasn't  there. 

Yes,  they  all  hated  something  ;  they  all  rejected  ; 
all  recognised  without  shirking  the  implied  negations 


CONVERSION  291 

in  what  they  loved.  That  was  how  and  why  they 
got  things  done,  these  vivid,  living  people.  That 
was  how  and  why  anyone  ever  got  anything  done, 
in  this  perplexing,  unfinished,  rough-hewn  world, 
with  so  much  to  do  to  it,  and  for  it.  An  imperfect 
world,  of  course  ;  if  it  were  not,  hate  and  rejections 
would  not  be  necessary  ;  a  rough  and  ready,  stupid 
muddle  of  a  world,  an  incoherent,  astonishing 
chaos  of  contradictions — but,  after  all,  the  world 
one  has  to  live  in  and  work  in  and  fight  in,  using  the 
weapons  ready  to  hand.  If  one  does  not  use  them, 
if  one  rejects  them  as  too  blunt,  too  rough  and 
ready,  too  inaccurate,  for  one's  fine  sense  of  truth, 
one  is  left  weaponless,  a  non-combatant,  a  useless 
drifter  from  company  to  company,  cast  out  of  all  in 
turn.  .  .  .  Better  than  that,  surely,  is  any  absur- 
dity of  party  and  creed,  dogma  and  system.  After 
all,  when  all  is  said  in  their  despite,  it  is  these  that 
do  the  work. 

Such  were  Eddy's  broken  and  detached  reflections  in 
the  course  of  this  cheerful  evening.  The  various  pieces 
of  counsel  offered  him  by  others  were  to  the  same 
effect.  Blake  Connolly,  who,  meeting  him  to-night 
for  the  first  time,  had  taken  a  strong  fancy  to  him, 
said  confidentially  and  regretfully,  "  I  hear  the 
bride's  a  Tory  ;  that's  a  pity,  now.  Don't  let  her 
have  you  corrupted.  You've  some  fine  Liberal 
sentiments ;  I  used  to  read  them  in  that  queer 
paper  of  yours."  (He  ignored  the  fine  Unionist 
sentiments  he  had  also  read  in  the  queer  paper.) 
"  Don't  let  them  run  to  waste.  You  should  go  on 


292          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

writing  ;  you've  a  gift.  Go  on  writing  for  the  right 
things,  sticking  up  for  the  right  side.  Be  practical ; 
get  something  done.  As  they  used  to  say  in  the 
old  days : 

'  Take  a  business  tour  through  Munster, 
Shoot  a  landlord ;  be  of  use.'  " 

"  I  will  try,"  said  Eddy,  modestly.  "  Though 
I  don't  know  that  that  is  exactly  in  my  line  at 
present  ...  I'm  not  sure  what  I'm  going  to  do, 
but  I  want  to  get  some  newspaper  work." 

"  That's  right.  Write,  the  way  you'll  have  public 
interest  stirred  up  in  the  right  things.  I  know  you're 
of  good  dispositions  from  what  Eily's  told  me  of 
you.  And  why  you  want  to  go  marrying  a  Tory 
passes  me.  But  if  you  must  you  must,  and  I 
wouldn't  for  the  world  have  you  upset  about  it  now 
at  the  eleventh  hour." 

Then  came  Traherne,  wanting  him  to  help  in  a 
boys'  camp  in  September  and  undertake  a  night  a 
week  with  clubs  in  the  winter ;  and  the  elegant 
C.I.C.C.U.  young  man  wanted  him  to  promise  his 
assistance  to  a  Prayer-and-Total- Abstinence  mission 
in  November  ;  and  Nevill  Bellairs  wanted  to  intro- 
duce him  to-morrow  morning  before  the  wedding 
to  the  editor  of  the  Conservative,  who  had  vacancies 
on  his  staff.  To  all  these  people  who  offered  him 
fields  for  his  energies  he  gave,  not  the  ready  accep- 
tance he  would  have  given  of  old,  but  indefinite 
answers. 


CONVERSION  293 

"  I  can't  tell  you  yet.  I  don't  know.  I'm  going 
to  think  about  it."  For  though  he  still  knew  that 
all  of  them  were  right,  he  knew  also  that  he  was 
going  to  make  a  choice,  a  series  of  choices,  and 
he  didn't  know  yet  what  in  each  case  he  would 
choose. 

The  party  broke  up  at  midnight.  When  the  rest 
had  dispersed,  Eddy  went  home  with  Billy  to 
Chelsea.  He  had  given  up  the  rooms  he  had  shared 
with  Arnold  in  Soho,  and  was  staying  with  Billy 
till  his  marriage.  They  walked  to  Chelsea  by  way 
of  the  Embankment.  By  the  time  they  got  to 
Battersea  Bridge  (Billy  lived  at  the  river  end  of 
Beaufort  Street)  the  beginnings  of  the  dawn  were 
paling  the  river.  They  stood  for  a  little  and 
watched  it ;  watched  London  sprawling  east  and 
west  in  murmuring  sleep,  vast  and  golden-eyed. 

"  One  must,"  speculated  Eddy  aloud,  after  a  long 
silence,  "be  content,  then,  to  shut  one's  eyes  to 
all  of  it — to  all  of  everything — except  one  little 
piece.  One  has  got  to  be  deaf  and  blind — a  bigot, 
seeing  only  one  thing  at  once.  That,  it  seems,  is 
the  only  way  to  get  to  work  in  this  extraordinary 
world.  One's  got  to  turn  one's  back  on  nearly  all 
truth.  One  leaves  it,  I  suppose,  to  the  philosophers 
and  artists  and  poets.  Truth  is  for  them.  Truth, 
Billy,  is  perhaps  for  you.  But  it's  not  for  the 
common  person  like  me.  For  us  it  is  a  choice 
between  truth  and  life ;  they're  not  compatible. 
Well,  one's  got  to  live ;  that  seems  certain.  .  .  . 
What  do  you  think  ?  " 


294          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  I'm  not  aware,"  said  Billy,  drowsily  watching 
the  grey  dream-city,  "  of  the  incompatibility  you 
mention." 

"  I  didn't  suppose  you  were,"  said  Eddy.  "  Your 
business  is  to  see  and  record.  You  can  look  at  all 
life  at  once — all  of  it  you  can  manage,  that  is.  My 
job  isn't  to  see  or  talk,  but  (I  am  told)  to  '  take  a 
business  tour  through  Munster,  shoot  a  landlord, 
be  of  use/  .  .  .  Well,  I  suppose  truth  can  look 
after  itself  without  my  help ;  that's  one  comfort. 
The  synthesis  is  there  all  right,  even  if  we  all  say 
it  isn't.  .  .  .  After  to-night  I  am  going  to  talk,  not 
of  Truth  but  of  the  Truth ;  my  own  particular 
brand  of  it." 

Billy  looked  sceptical.  "  And  which  is  your  own 
particular  brand  ?  " 

"I'm  not  sure  yet.  But  I'm  going  to  find  out 
before  morning.  I  must  know  before  to-morrow. 
Molly  must  have  a  bigot  to  marry." 

"  I  take  it  your  marriage  is  upsetting  your  mental 
balance,"  said  Billy  tranquilly,  with  the  common 
sense  of  the  poet.  "  You'd  better  go  to  bed." 

Eddy  laughed.  "  Upsetting  my  balance  !  Well, 
it  reasonably  might.  What  should,  if  not  marriage  ? 
After  all,  it  has  its  importance.  Come  in,  Billy, 
and  while  you  sleep  I  will  decide  on  my  future 
opinions.  It  will  be  much  more  exciting  than 
choosing  a  new  suit  of  clothes,  because  I'm  going  to 
wear  them  for  always." 

Billy  murmured  some  poetry  as  they  turned  up 
Beaufort  Street. 


CONVERSION  295 

"  The  brute,  untroubled  by  gifts  of  soul, 
Sees  life  single  and  sees  it  whole. 
Man,  the  better  of  brutes  by  wit, 
Sees  life  double  and  sees  it  split." 

"  I  don't  see/'  he  added,  "  that  it  can  matter 
very  much  what  opinions  one  has,  if  any,  about 
party  politics,  for  instance."  . 

Eddy  said,  "  No,  you  wouldn't  see  it,  of  course, 
because  you're  a  poet.  I'm  not." 

"  You'd  better  become  one,"  said  Billy,  "  if  it 
would  solve  your  difficulties.  It's  very  little  trouble 
indeed  really,  you  know.  Anyone  can  be  a  poet ; 
in  fact,  practically  all  Cambridge  people  are,  except 
you  ;  I  can't  imagine  why  you're  not.  It's  really 
rather  a  refreshing  change  ;  only  I  should  think  it 
often  leads  people  to  mistake  you  for  an  Oxford 
man,  which  must  be  rather  distressing  for  you. 
Now  I'm  going  to  bed.  Hadn't  you  better, 
too  ?  " 

But  Eddy  had  something  to  do  before  he  went  to 
bed.  By  the  grey  light  that  came  through  the 
open  window  of  the  sitting-room,  he  found  a  pack 
of  cards,  and  sat  down  to  decide  his  opinions. 
First  he  wrote  a  list  of  all  the  societies  he  belonged 
to ;  they  filled  a  sheet  of  note-paper.  Then  he 
went  through  them,  coupling  each  two  which,  he 
had  discovered,  struck  the  ordinary  person  as 
incompatible  ;  then,  if  he  had  no  preference  for 
either  of  the  two,  he  cut.  He  cut,  for  instance, 
between  the  League  of  Young  Liberals  and  the 
Primrose  League.  The  Young  Liberals  had  it. 


296          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

"  Molly  will  be  a  little  disappointed  in  me,"  he 
murmured,  and  crossed  off  the  Primrose  League 
from  his  list.  "  And  I  expect  it  would  be  generally 
thought  that  I  ought  to  cross  off  the  Tariff  Reform 
League,  too."  He  did  so,  then  proceeded  to  weigh 
the  Young  Liberals  against  all  the  Socialist  societies 
he  belonged  to  (such  as  the  Anti-sweating  League, 
the  National  Service  League,  the  Eugenics  Society, 
and  many  others),  for  even  he  could  see  that  these 
two  ways  of  thought  did  not  go  well  together.  He 
might  possibly  have  been  a  Socialist  and  a  Primrose 
Leaguer,  but  he  could  not,  as  the  world  looks  at 
such  things,  be  a  Socialist  and  a  Liberal.  He  chose 
to  be  a  Socialist,  believing  that  that  was  the  way, 
at  the  moment,  to  get  most  done. 

"  Very  good,"  he  commented,  writing  it  down. 
11  A  bigoted  Socialist.  That  will  have  the  advantage 
that  Traherne  will  let  me  help  with  the  clubs.  Now 
for  the  Church." 

The  Church  question  also  he  decided  without 
recourse  to  chance.  As  he  meant  to  continue  to 
belong  to  the  Church  of  England,  he  crossed  off 
from  the  list  the  Free  Thought  League  and  the 
Theosophist  Society.  It  remained  that  he  should 
choose  between  the  various  Church  societies  he 
belonged  to,  such  as  the  Church  Progress  Society 
(High  and  Modernist),  the  E.  C.  U.  (High  and  not 
Modernist),  the  Liberal  Churchmen's  League  (Broad), 
and  the  Evangelical  Alliance  (Low).  Of  these  he 
selected  that  system  of  thought  that  seemed  to 
him  to  go  most  suitably  with  the  Socialism  he  was 


CONVERSION  297 

already  pledged  to ;  he  would  be  a  bigoted  High 
Church  Modernist,  and  hate  Broad  Churchmen, 
Evangelicals,  Anglican  Individualists,  Ultramontane 
Romans,  Atheists,  and  (particularly)  German  Liberal 
Protestants. 

"  Father  will  be  disappointed  in  me,  I'm  afraid," 
he  reflected. 

Then  he  weighed  the  Church  Defence  Society 
against  the  Society  for  the  Liberation  of  Religion 
from  State  Patronage  and  Control,  found  neither 
wanting,  but  concluded  that  as  a  Socialist  he  ought 
to  support  the  former,  so  wrote  himself  down  an 
enemy  of  Disestablishment,  remarking,  "  Father 
will  be  better  pleased  this  time."  Then  he  dealt 
with  the  Sunday  Society  (for  the  opening  of 
museums,  etc.,  on  that  day)  as  incongruous  with 
the  Lord's  Day  Observance  Society ;  the  Sunday 
Society  had  it.  Turning  to  the  arts,  he  supposed 
regretfully  that  some  people  would  think  it  incon- 
sistent to  belong  both  to  the  League  for  the  En- 
couragement and  Better  Appreciation  of  Post 
Impressionism,  and  to  that  for  the  Maintenance  of 
the  Principles  of  Classical  Art ;  or  to  the  Society 
for  Encouraging  the  Realistic  School  of  Modern 
Verse,  and  to  the  Poetry  Society  (which  does  not  do 
this.)  Then  it  struck  him  that  the  Factory  Increase 
League  clashed  with  the  Coal  Smoke  Abatement 
Society,  that  the  Back  to  the  Land  League  was 
perhaps  incompatible  with  the  Society  for  the 
Preservation  of  Objects  of  Historic  Interest  in  the 
Countryside;  that  one  should  not  subscribe  both  to 


298          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

the  National  Arts  Collections  Fund,  and  to  the 
Maintenance  of  Cordial  Trans- Atlantic  Relations ; 
to  the  Charity  Organisation  Society,  and  to  the 
Salvation  Army  Shelters  Fund. 

Many  other  such  discrepancies  of  thought  and 
ideal  he  found  in  himself  and  corrected,  either  by 
choice  or,  more  often  (so  equally  good  did  both 
alternatives  as  a  rule  seem  to  him  to  be)  by  the  hand 
of  chance.  It  was  not  till  after  four  o'clock  on  his 
wedding  morning,  when  the  midsummer-day  sunrise 
was  gilding  the  river  and  breaking  into  the  room, 
that  he  stood  up,  cramped  and  stiff  and  weary,  but 
a  homogeneous  and  consistent  whole,  ready  at  last 
for  bigotry  to  seal  him  for  her  own.  He  would 
yield  himself  unflinchingly  to  her  hand  ;  she  should, 
in  the  course  of  the  long  years,  stamp  him  utterly 
into  shape.  He  looked  ahead,  as  he  leant  out  of  the 
window  and  breathed  in  the  clear  morning  air,  and 
saw  his  future  life  outspreading.  What  a  lot  he 
would  be  able  to  accomplish,  now  that  he  was  going 
to  see  one  angle  only  of  life  and  believe  in  it  so 
exclusively  that  he  would  think  it  the  whole. 
Already  he  felt  the  approaches  of  this  desirable  state. 
It  would  approach,  he  believed,  rapidly,  now  that 
he  was  no  longer  to  be  distracted  by  divergent 
interests,  torn  by  opposing  claims  on  his  sympathy. 
He  saw  himself  a  writer  for  the  press  (but  he  really 
must  remember  to  write  no  more  for  the  Conservative 
press,  or  the  Liberal).  He  would  hate  Conservatism, 
detest  Liberalism;  he  would  believe  that  Socialists 
alone  were  actuated  by  their  well-known  sense  of 


CONVERSION  299 

political  equity  and  sound  economics.  In  work- 
ing, as  he  meant  to  do,  in  Datcherd's  settlement, 
he  would  be  as  fanatically  political  as  Datcherd 
himself  had  been.  Molly  might  slightly  regret 
this,  because  of  the  different  tenets  of  Nevill 
and  the  rest  of  her  family ;  but  she  was  too 
sensible  really  to  mind.  He  saw  her  and  himself 
living  their  happy,  and,  he  hoped,  not  useless  life, 
in  the  little  house  they  had  taken  in  Elm  Park 
Road,  Chelsea  (they  had  not  succeeded  in  ousting 
the  inhabitants  of  the  Osiers).  He  would  be  writing 
for  some  paper,  and  working  every  evening  in 
the  Lea  Bridge  Settlement,  and  Molly  would  help 
him  there  with  the  girls'  clubs  ;  she  was  keen  on  that 
sort  of  thing,  and  did  it  well.  They  would  have 
many  friends;  the  Bellairs'  relations  and  connections 
were  numerous,  and  often  military  or  naval ; 
and  there  would  be  Nevill  and  his  friends,  so  hard- 
working, so  useful,  so  tidy,  so  well-bred  ;  and  their 
own  friends,  the  friends  they  made,  the  friends  they 
had  had  before.  ...  It  was  at  this  point  that  the 
picture  grew  a  little  less  vivid  and  clearly-outlined, 
and  had  to  be  painted  in  with  great  decision.  Of 
course  they  came  into  the  picture,  Jane  and  Billy 
and  the  rest,  and  perhaps  sometime,  when  she  and 
Molly  had  both  changed  their  minds  about  it,  Eileen  ; 
of  course  they  would  all  be  there,  coming  in  and  out 
and  mixing  up  amicably  with  the  Bellairs  contingent, 
and  pleasing  and  being  pleased  by  Nevill  and  his 
well-behaved  friends,  and  liking  to  talk  to  Molly 
and  she  to  them.  Why  not  ?  Eileen  had  surely 


300          THE  MAKING  OF  A  BIGOT 

been  wrong  about  that ;  his  friendships  weren't, 
couldn't  be,  part  of  the  price  he  had  to  pay  for  his 
marriage,  or  even  for  his  bigotry.  With  a  deter- 
mined hand  he  painted  them  into  the  picture,  and 
produced  a  surprising,  crowded  jumble  of  visitors 
in  the  little  house — artists,  colonels,  journalists,  civil 
servants,  poets,  members  of  Parliament,  settlement 
workers,  actors,  and  clergymen.  ...  He  must 
remember,  of  course,  that  he  disliked  Conservatism, 
Atheism,  and  Individualism ;  but  that,  he  thought, 
need  be  no  barrier  between  him  and  the  holders 
of  these  unfortunate  views.  And  any  surprising- 
ness,  any  lack  of  realism,  in  the  picture  he  had 
painted,  he  was  firmly  blind  to. 

So  Molly  and  he  would  live  and  work  together ; 
work  for  the  right  things,  war  against  the  wrong. 
He  had  learnt  how  to  set  about  working  now ; 
learnt  to  use  the  weapons  ready  to  hand,  the  only 
weapons  provided  by  the  world  for  its  battles. 
Using  them,  he  would  get  accustomed  to  them  ; 
gradually  he  would  become  the  Complete  Bigot, 
as  to  the  manner  born,  such  a  power  has  doing  to 
react  on  the  vision  of  those  who  do.  Then  and  only 
then,  when,  for  him,  many-faced  Truth  had  resolved 
itself  into  one,  when  he  should  see  but  little  here 
below  but  see  that  little  clear,  when  he  could  say 
from  the  heart,  "  I  believe  Tariff  Reformers, 
Unionists,  Liberals,  Individualists,  Roman  Catholics, 
Protestants,  Dissenters,  Vegetarians,  and  all  others 
with  whom  I  disagree,  to  be  absolutely  in  the 
wrong ;  I  believe  that  I  and  those  who  think  like 


CONVERSION  301 

me  possess  not  merely  truth  but  the  truth  " — then, 
and  only  then  would  he  be  able  to  set  to  work 
and  get  something  done.  .  .  . 

Who  should  say  it  was  not  worth  the  price  ? 

Having  completed  the  task  he  had  set  himself, 
Eddy  was  now  free  to  indulge  in  reflections  more 
suited  to  a  wedding  morning.  These  reflections 
were  of  the  happy  and  absorbing  nature  customary 
in  a  person  in  his  situation  ;  they  may,  in  fact,  be  so 
easily  imagined  that  they  need  not  here  be  set  down. 
Having  abandoned  himself  to  them  for  half  an  hour, 
he  went  to  bed,  to  rest  before  his  laborious  life.  For 
let  no  one  think  he  can  become  a  bigot  without  much 
energy  of  mind  and  will.  It  is  not  a  road  one  can 
slip  into  unawares,  as  it  were,  like  the  primrose 
paths  of  life — the  novelist's,  for  example,  the  poet's, 
or  the  tramp's.  It  needs  fibre  ;  a  man  has  to  brace 
himself,  set  his  teeth,  shut  his  eyes,  and  plunge  with  a 
courageous  blindness. 

Five  o'clock  struck  before  Eddy  went  to  bed. 
He  hoped  to  leave  it  at  seven,  in  order  to  start 
betimes  upon  so  strenuous  a  career. 


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