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Act  II,  Scene  i 


MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S 
DREAM 


FOR  .YOUNG    PEOPLE 


,A  Fl:uj  by 
WILLIAM    SHAKESPEARE 


Adapted  from  the  Cambridge  text 


INTRODUCTORY    STORY,   UE'J3B  4TIONS  AND 
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NEW  YORK 
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This  edition  published  in  September,  1907 


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I 


T  was  nearly  noon  of  a  clear  day  in  December,  1594, 
that  a  mud-bespattered  carrier's  cart  turned  heavily  from 
the  centre  of  the  main  thoroughfare  of  St.  Bridget's 
parish,  London,  and  came  to  a  stop  in  front  of  a  small 
shop  before  which  a  haberdasher's  sign  swung  to  and 
fro  in  the  wind. 

The  cart  had  evidently  come  a  long  distance,  for  it 
was  covered  with  mud,  the  horses  were  tired,  and  the  face 
of  the  burly  driver  was  beef  red  with  buffeting  against 
the  wind,  while  the  cheeks  of  the  fifteen-year-old  boy 
who  sat  beside  him  glowed  with  such  roses  as  are  to  be 
found  only  in  the  faces  of  the  lads  and  lassies  of  Merry 
England  out  of  all  the  world.  As  the  cart  halted,  the 
carrier  climbed  stiffly  down  from  his  seat,  covered  the 
steaming  horses  with  pieces  of  rough  cloth,  and  taking- 
some  grain  from  the  back  of  the  cart  prepared  to  give 
them  their  noon  meal. 

Meanwhile  the  boy  sat  still,  quite  unconscious  of  the 
movements  of  the  carrier,  gazing  with  wide  eyes  and 
parted  lips  at  the  people  passing  in  the  streets,  at  the 
rows  of  curious  little  shops,  or  at  old  St.  Paul's  in  the 
distance,  with  the  wonder  of  one  to  whom  all  these  sights 

[  xvii  ] 


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London  but  long  enough  to  purchase  my  stores  and  rest 
my  horses,  and  then  away  for  Stratford !  Edmund  is  to 
return  with  me  on  my  next  trip  —  that  is,  if  I  do  not 
meanwhile  die  of  starvation,"  he  ended,  with  a  plaintive 
hand  spread  over  a  plump  waistcoat. 

"  Be  patient  but  a  moment,"  said  Gilbert,  "  and  thou 
shalt  be  fed,  upon  mine  honour.  Let  me  but  sell  the 
saffron  hose  and  I  am  with  thee." 

The  carrier  rolled  an  expressive  eye  at  Edmund,  as  the 
haberdasher  returned  to  his  customer  with  profuse  apol- 
ogies for  neglecting  him.  '  Your  pardon,  honourable 
sir,  for  this  delay,"  said  he.  "  My  young  brother  gave 
me  such  a  turn  that  I  for  the  moment  forgot  my  privi- 
lege of  showing  you  these  fine  hose.  All,  sir,  these  are 
the  hose  to  set  off  a  well-turned  leg  like  thine ;  but  I  have 
other  colors  also,  if  thou  wilt  see  them?  " 

"  Nay,"  said  the  cavalier,  good  humouredly,  "  no  need 
for  either  apology  or  flattery.  I  have  been  well  enter- 
tained the  while.  I  '11  take  only  the  saffron  hose  to-day, 
-  but  tell  me,  art  thou  truly  related  to  Will  Shakes- 
peare, whose  plays  delight  the  Queen  herself?  " 

"  He  is  indeed  my  brother,"  said  Gilbert,  proudly, 
"  and  all  his  honours  he  digests  as  easily  as  "  "  as  I 
could  digest  a  dinner,  an'  I  had  one,"  groaned  old  Green- 
way  in  an  audible  aside  to  Edmund.  "  Come,  lad,  let  us 
find  a  dinner  for  ourselves,  and  Gilbert  shall  join  us 
when  he  has  finished  with  the  saffron  hose.  AVhat  are 
such  fripperies  to  men  in  our  condition?  I  tell  thee 
plainly,  unless  I  eat  soon  I  am  not  long  for  this  world." 

'  Thou  shalt  not  perish  on  my  account,"  laughed  the 
cavalier,  turning  toward  old  Greenway  and  taking  a 
gold  piece  from  his  purse.  ''  Here,  Gilbert,  is  the  money 
for  the  saffron  hose.  Take  it,  and  buy  them  the  best 
dish  of  toasted  cheese  to  be  had  in  London  and  plenty  of 
good  English  ale  to  wash  all  down,  and  know  that  when 
I  need  other  hose  for  my  well-turned  legs  I  shall  get 

'[XX] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

them  of  Will  Shakespeare's  brother,  for  Will  hath 
surely  the  sweetest  wit  in  all  England." 

"  Thou  hast  indeed  saved  us  from  being  cut  off  in  our 
youth,"  said  old  Greenway,  thankfully,  bobbing  Ed- 
mund's head  forward  by  means  of  a  discreet  push  from 
behind,  and  bowing  himself  as  low  as  his  girth  permitted 
as  Gilbert  opened  the  door  for  the  cavalier  to  pass  out. 
The  little  shop  door  was  then  closed,  and  the  three  sallied 
forth  in  search  of  a  tavern,  Edmund  singing  gaily 
"  Three  merry  men,  and  three  merry  men,  and  three 
merry  men  be  we  "  all  the  way  down  the  street,  and  even 
until  they  were  comfortably  seated  at  a  table  near  a 
roasting  tire,  waiting  for  their  cheese  and  ale. 

What  valiant  trenchermen  they  proved  themselves  on 
this  occasion  I  shall  not  venture  to  tell,  for  Gilbert  plied 
them  with  food  until  even  the  carrier  declared  himself 
satisfied,  and  Edmund  said  he  could  walk  over  all  Lon- 
don on  the  strength  of  his  dinner.  Then  they  returned 
to  the  cart,  and  Gilbert  and  Edmund  watched  the  carrier 
drive  away  alone  in  the  direction  of  old  St.  Paul's. 

"  Now,"  said  Gilbert  to  Edmund,  "  thou  must  be  thine 
own  guide  for  a  time,  for  I  must  stay  by  my  shop.  Mind 
thy  direction,  and  do  not  go  too  far  away,  and  at  four 
o'clock  we  will  set  forth  for  Southwark  to  find  Will." 

In  the  next  two  hours  Edmund  saw  more  sights  than 
he  had  seen  in  all  his  fifteen  years  of  life  before.  There 
were  gay  equipages  driving  by  in  the  streets,  while  bril- 
liantly dressed  cavaliers  pranced  back  and  forth  on 
horseback.  The  broad  river  was  alive  with  craft  of  all 
kinds,  and  the  shops  displayed  such  a  wonderful  variety 
of  strange  things  that  the  country  boy  found  endless 
delight  in  gazing.  When  Bow  bells  chimed  the  hour  of 
four,  however,  he  was  once  more  at  Gilbert's  door,  and 
found  his  brother  ready  for  their  walk  to  Southwark, 
which  lay  on  the  opposite  bank  of  the  Thames. 

"  We  '11  cross  by  way  of  London  bridge,"  said  Gilbert, 

[xxi] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

"  for  it  is  one  of  the  sights  of  the  city,  and  cheaper  than 
the  ferry.  We  shall  be  in  good  season  if  we  reach  South- 
wark  by  five,  for  the  play  will  not  be  over  until  about 
that  time,  and  we  can  sup  with  Will  and  perhaps  see 
some  of  his  fine  friends  at  the  Tabard  Inn.  I  tell  thee, 
Edmund,  thou  must  mind  thy  manners,  for  the  greatest 
wits  in  the  kingdom  seek  his  company,  and  't  is  said  he 
hath  friends  even  among  the  peers  of  the  realm!  What 
dost  thou  say  to  that?  " 

"  Marry,  that  he  is  our  Will  for  all  that,"  said  Ed- 
mund, stoutly.  "  Would  n't  mother  and  Anne  be  proud 
to  see  him  among  his  fine  friends?  And  as  for  Suzanne 
and  Judith,  they  are  always  telling  me  that  I  am  naught 
but  his  brother,'  while  they  are  his  very  own  daughters, 
and  so  nearer  of  kin !  All  Stratford  hath  great  pride  in 
him,  but  these  girls  take  on  such  peacock  airs  that  I  am 
forced  sometimes  to  put  them  down  for  their  soul's  good ! 
It  seems  a  pity  that  since  fortune  made  me  their  uncle 
it  could  not  at  the  same  time  have  made  me  of  greater 
age,  for  they  pay  but  small  heed  to  my  counsel." 

"  Thou  art  a  rare  spiritual  guide,  I  11  warrant," 
laughed  Gilbert.  "  To  have  Will  for  a  father  and  thee 
for  an  uncle  is  enough  to  turn  the  head  of  any  girl.  - 
but  't  is  time  now  to  forget  thy  virtues  and  look  about 
thee.  This  is  London  bridge.  Didst  ever  play  with  the 
girls  at  home  '  London  bridge  is  falling  down,  dance  o'er 
my  Lady  Lee  ' ?  The  Lee  joins  the  Thames  beyond  here 
and  that  gave  rise  to  the  song." 

"  As  if  I  wrould  play  girls'  games!  "  sniffed  Edmund. 

"  They  '11  make  thee  play  their  games  in  time,  lad, 
be  sure,"  said  Gilbert,  darkly,  "  so  be  less  cocky.  'T  will 
become  thee  better.  Dost  know,  Edmund,  some  of  the 
people  who  live  in  the  houses  that  are  built  along  both 
sides  of  it  have  never  been  off  this  bridge  in  all  their 
lives?  They  stay  right  here  in  this  dark,  narrow  street 
and  watch  the  world  pass  by.  They  are  many  of  them 

[  sxii  ] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

cut-throats  and  thieves,  what 's  more,  so  't  is  as  well  to 
cross  by  daylight  and  in  good  company." 

"  Did  they  never  see  a  budding  orchard  in  the  spring, 
nor  hear  a  skylark  sing  on  a  summer  morning?  "  said 
Edmund,  as  if  these  sights  were  more  to  him  than  any 
London  had  to  offer. 

"  Not  they,"  said  Gilbert,  "  but  they  love  this  life  as 
Will  loves  the  country.  If  they  go  away  from  it  they 
miss  the  smell  of  the  river  and  the  noise  of  traffic,  and 
the  busy  throngs,  and  are  homesick  to  get  back  again, 
just  as  he  longs  for  Stratford  meadows." 

'  There  may  be  birds  that  love  their  cage,"  said  Ed- 
mund, "  but  how  can  any  one  like  this  better  than  the 
smell  of  the  earth  and  the  sight  of  green  fields  with 
flowers  blowing  in  them?  They  are  a  strange  folk." 
'  They  are  born  to  this  lot,"  Gilbert  answered,  "  and 
that  makes  a  world  of  difference;  but  look  you  thro' 
this  opening  —  dost  see  that  great  wall  yonder  with  the 
Castle  rising  from  the  hill  within  it  ?  That  is  the  Tower 
of  London,  and  I  tell  thee,  lad,  there  have  been  many 
people  within  those  walls,  and  of  good  blood  too,  who 
would  gladly  have  changed  places  with  the  meanest  on 
this  bridge  if  they  might  have  their  freedom  too.  The 
Queen  is  not  in  the  Palace  now  —  she  holds  her  Christ- 
mas revels  at  Greenwich  this  year.  They  say  she  has 
little  love  for  this  old  pile,  for  she  was  once  a  prisoner 
there  herself,  and  does  not  forget  it.  There  is  the  water 
gate  —  which  she  passed  through  as  a  captive.  I  '11  war- 
rant she  saw  many  a  head  fall  on  Tower  Hill  in  Mary's 
reign,  for  Protestant  heads  fell  there  like  ripe  apples 
in  a  gale  of  wind.  England  may  well  thank  God  for 
Queen  Bess,"  and  Gilbert  reverently  bared  his  head. 

"  I  'm  glad  I  did  n't  live  then,"  said  Edmund  witli 
conviction.  "  But  who  are  all  these  people  coming  from 
the  other  end  of  the  bridge,  Gilbert?"  "  The  play  is 
over,  and  these  are  Londoners  on  their  way  home  from 

[  xxiii  ] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

the  Theatre.  That  handsome  young  man  on  horseback, 
followed  by  his  servants,  is  the  Earl  of  Pembroke  —  he 
is  a  great  friend  of  Will's,  I  'm  told,  and  yonder  is  an- 
other of  his  acquaintance  —  Ben  Jonson,  the  poet. 
Hurry,  lad  —  thou  canst  not  stand  still  to  watch  them 
or  we  shall  be  too  late  for  Will.  If  we  hasten  we  shall 
catch  him  as  he  goes  to  his  supper."  "  And  the  best  of 
all  good  times  to  catch  him  too,  say  I,"  was  Edmund's 
response;  "  I  'm  as  hungry  as  a  wolf.  Every  man  to 
his  trade,  and  eating  is  mine."  '  Thou  showest  excellent 
zeal  in  the  pursuit  of  it,"  Gilbert  admitted  -  "  not  every 
boy  of  fifteen  could  hold  so  much." 

'T  is  practice  does  it,"  said  Edmund,  complacently, 
as  he  hastened  his  steps;  and  a  few  moments  more  of 
brisk  walking  brought  them  to  the  door  of  the  Tabard 
Inn. 

Edmund  sniffed  the  savory  breeze  that  issued  from 
the  door  with  the  air  of  a  connoisseur.  "  Good  roast 
beef  for  one  thing,"  he  pronounced  -  '  't  will  answer 
my  purpose  well.  Let 's  go  in,  Gilbert,  and  see  if  Will 
has  come.  We  can  at  least  smell  the  cooking  as  we 
wait."  They  slipped  into  the  tap  room  with  a  number 
of  other  comers,  and  peering  about  the  dimly  lighted 
interior  saw  in  the  farthest  corner  of  the  room  a  group 
of  men  standing  together  about  an  oaken  table. 

The  late  afternoon  light,  shining  through  the  latticed 
window,  fell  dimly  upon  their  faces  as  the  men  listened 
with  eager  attention  to  something  that  one  of  their  num- 
ber —  a  man  of  middle  height  with  a  grave,  kind  face  - 
was  saying.  "  There  he  is,"  whispered  Gilbert,  pinching 
Edmund's  arm-  "dost  see  Will?  He  is  speaking  to 
the  others  and  they  hang  upon  his  words  even  as  I  did 
when  we  were  boys  together,  and  he  used  to  frighten 
sleep  from  mine  eyes  with  his  tales  of  fairies  and  gob- 
lins after  we  had  gone  to  bed!  I  wish  he  would  speak 
louder."  "  Whatever  he  says,  't  is  something  they  like 

[  xxiv  ] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

to  hear,"  answered  Edmund.     "  See  how  well  pleased 
they  look!" 

As  the  low  murmur  of  the  speaker's  voice  ceased  his 
audience  broke  into  a  clamour  of  delight  -  "  To  play  in 
the  Christmas  revels  before  the  Queen,"  shouted  'one 
ecstatically  -  "  this  shows  that  her  Majesty's  Master 
of  the  Revels  is  indeed  a  man  of  sense.  I  had  not  thought 
so  well  of  Master  Tylney!  "  "Listen,  brothers  "- 
shouted  another  as  he  hugged  himself  and  cut  a  caper. 
'What  sayeth  bully  Bottom!  Get  your  apparel  to- 
gether, good  strings  to  your  beards,  new  ribbons  to  your 
pumps,  meet  presently  at  the  palace,  for  the  short  and 
the  long  is  —  our  play  is  preferred." 

"  Leave  thy  nonsense  for  the  stage,  Phillips,  '  said  a 
taller  man  with  a  pointed  beard,  as  he  seized  a  tankard 
from  the  table,  and  lifting  it  in  the  air,  shouted,  "  I  give 
you  the  Queen.  God  bless  her!  " 

The  others  seized  theirs  with  like  enthusiasm,  and 
drank  the  toast  with  their  hands  upon  the  hilts  of  their 
swords.  When  they  had  finished,  the  tall  man  again 
lifted  his  tankard,  crying,  "  and  after  the  Queen 
I  give  you  her  Majesty's  most  distinguished  play- 
wright -  -  Will  Shakespeare !  "  "  Will !  Will !  "  shouted 
the  men  in  chorus  -  "  here 's  to  thee,"  and  drank 
again,  buffeting  Will  affectionately  on  the  back  as  they 
did  so. 

'  They  drink  his  health  as  tho'  he  were  a  prince,  tho' 
more  familiarly,"  said  Edmund  in  an  awe-stricken  whis- 
per. "  Are  they  all  dukes  and  lords,  Gilbert,  think 
you?"  "Nay,  simpleton,"  said  Gilbert  with  superior 
scorn  -  "  they  are  but  some  of  the  Lord  Chamberlain's 
players.  The  man  who  gave  the  toasts  is  Richard  Bur- 
bage,  the  manager  and  chief  actor  in  the  company.  The 
funny  man  is  the  clown,  Augustus  Phillips,  and  two  of 
the  others,  Heminge  and  Condell,  I  have  seen  on  the 
stage.  They  are  great  friends  of  Will's."  The  men  had 

[xxv] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

seated  themselves  at  the  table,  and  Burbage's  voice  rose 
again  above  the  clatter. 

"  At  Greenwich  for  the  Christmas  revels  before  the 
Queen !  was  there  ever  such  luck !  And  to  think  we  have 
been  rehearsing  thy  new  play,  Will,  for  this  —  without 
ever  knowing  it  i  If  it  pleases  the  Queen  thou  hast  made 
all  our  fortunes!  Why,  man,  when  she  sees  the  Fairy 
Queen  in  love  with  an  ass  I  '11  warrant  she  '11  say  't  is 
the  merriest  conceit  ever  shown  on  the  stage." 

"  Thou  art  ever  a  partial  critic,  Diccon,"  said  Will, 
speaking  for  the  first  time  so  that  his  voice  reached  the 
ears  of  Gilbert  and  Edmund-  "  and  it  is  surely  good 
fortune  as  thou  sayest,  that  the  play  is  so  well  prepared, 
for  the  time  would  be  but  short  for  new  plans  if  we  had 
not  this  ready  to  hand.  It  needs  but  a  few  touches  by  way 
of  compliment  to  the  Queen's  Majesty.  That  speech  for 
Oberon's  mouth  shall  hit  its  mark  if  I  miss  not  my  aim. 
Dost  recall  the  lines,  Diccon?  "  and  he  declaimed: 

"  A  certain  aim  he  took 
At  a  fair  Vestal,  throned  in  the  West, 
And  loosed  his  love-shaft  smartly  from  his  bow, 
As  it  should  pierce  a  hundred  thousand  hearts  : 
But  I  might  see  young  Cupid's  fiery  shaft 
Quenched  in  the  chaste  beams  of  the  watery  moon, 
And  the  imperial  Votaress  passes  on 
In  maiden  meditation  fancy  free." 

"  Ah,  Will,  thou  art  a  very  magician  with  words," 
sighed  Diccon. 

"  Xo  woman,  tho'  a  Queen,  could  resist  such  compli- 
ments as  thine,"  said  Heminge. 

"  There  's  one  thing  to  trouble  us,"  spoke  up  another 
-  a  fresh-faced  youth,  younger  than  the  rest.  "  Dost  re- 
member the  lad 'who  takes  the  part  of  the  second  fairy 
in  Titania's  train?  He  went  home  sick  with  fever  this 
morning,  and  will  surely  not  be  well  in  time  for  the 
Christmas  revels,  for  't  is  now  the  evening  of  the  22nd. 
We  must  find  another  lad  for  the  part." 

[  xxvi  ] 


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"  Gilbert,"  said  Edmund,  "  shall  we  stand  here  all  the 
evening  listening  to  their  talk,  with  never  a  bite  nor  sup 
for  ourselves?  Why  dost  thou  not  speak  to  him?  " 

"  Go  thou,"  said  Gilbert.  "  Thou  art  the  younger, 
and  't  is  fitting  thou  shouldst  speak  thine  errand  thyself." 

"Not  so,"  said  Edmund;  "thou  art  the  elder  and 
should  have  precedence."  "  Let  us  send  the  boy  who 
serves  to  announce  us,  then,"  said  Gilbert;  "  for  to  say 
the  truth  we  are  both  a  little  shy  of  presenting  ourselves 
before  all  this  company.  Here,  boy  "  to  the  drawer 

"  commend  us  to  Master  Shakespeare,  and  say  that 
his  brothers  Gilbert  and  Edmund  would  speak  with  him." 

The  serving  boy  ran  to  the  table  and  whispered  in  the 
ear  of  the  playwright.  Master  Shakespeare  rose  quickly, 
searching  the  room  with  his  eyes;  and  when  he  discov- 
ered his  brothers,  came  forward  with  a  hand  outstretched 
to  each  -  "  Gilbert,  thou  art  no  stranger,"  he  said  cor- 
dially; "but  Edmund  —  thou  art  as  unexpected  as  a 
snowstorm  in  May,  and  far  more  welcome!  What 
brings  thee  from  Stratford?  Not  evil  tidings,  surely? 
Are  all  well  at  home?  " 

"  As  well  and  hale  as  any  in  England,"  Edmund  an- 
swered. "  Mother  and  Anne  and  Aunt  Joan  and  the 
girls  all  sent  thee  many  messages ;  I  have  come  to  Lon- 
don in  old  Greenway's  cart  to  spend  the  Christmas  holi- 
day with  thee  and  Gilbert,  and  to  see  thee  play."  "  Thou 
shalt  not  only  see  me  play,"  answered  the  master,  observ- 
ing the  lad  keenly,  as  if  struck  by  a  sudden  idea,  "  but 
perchance  shalt  play  thyself,  and  that  before  the  Queen ! 
What  sayest  thou  to  that?  "  and  he  threw  an  arm  over 
Edmund's  shoulder,  and  beckoning  to  Gilbert  led  the 
way  back  to  the  table. 

"  Look  here,  Diccon,  and  the  rest  of  you,"  he  said 
gaily  as  he  approached,  "  these  are  my  brothers  —  Gil- 
bert and  Edmund.  They  are  excellent  good  fellows 
both,  and  will  dine  with  us.  What  think  you  gossips  - 

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is  not  the  lad  sent  by  fortune  herself  to  take  the  place 
of  the  sick  boy?     Thou  seest  the  roses  in  his  cheeks  — 
he  '11  make  a  pretty  lass  without  the  help  of  paint.    And, 
moreover,  he  hath  a  sweet  breath  for  singing !    The  part 
is  but  small,  and  I  will  train  him  myself." 

'  The  very  thing,"  cried  the  youth  who  had  first 
spoken.  "  Sit  beside  me,  Edmund,  for  I  am  Titania  in 
the  play,  and  thou  shouldst  rightly  be  in  my  train !  Make 
room  for  Gilbert  between  thee  and  Will,  Diccon,  and 
we  '11  give  them  the  fairy  chorus  to  try  his  voice  before 
he  eats!  Now  —  all  together"  -and  the  company 
good-naturedly  burst  into  the  chorus: 

"  Philomel,  with  Melody 
Sing  in  our  sweet  lullaby  ; " 

Edmund  was  too  much  dazed  with  the  sudden  manner 
of  his  adoption  into  the  company  to  be  able  to  fix  his 
attention  on  the  music  at  first,  but  the  song  was  so  con- 
tagious and  spirited  that  he  and  Gilbert  both  soon  found 
themselves  beating  time  and  singing  with  the  others, 

"  Never  harm, 
Nor  spell,  nor  charm, 
Come  our  lovely  lady  nigh  ; 
So  good  night,  with  lullaby." 

"  Gently,  gently,  all  of  you,"  laughed  Will  at  the 
end  of  the  second  time  through.  '  Thy  lullaby  would 
waken  the  seven  sleepers!  Thou  art  fairies,  remember, 
and  should  sing  small.  Now  once  more  —  and  with 
moderation!  " 

'  The  boy  hath  indeed  a  silvery  pipe,"  said  Titania, 
"and  will  serve  excellently;  that  his  name  is  Shakes- 
peare is  assurance  for  that!  " 

"  And  what  says  the  lad  himself?  "  said  Will,  kindly. 
'  Wouldst  like  to  see  the  Queen  and  play  with  the  Lord 
Chamberlain's  own  men  at  the  Palace?    If  so,  thou  hast 
but  to  say  the  word!  " 

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"  I  will  not  be  so  bold  as  to  refuse  if  thou  art  per- 
suaded I  can  do  it ;  but  I  tell  thee,  Will,  my  knees  smite 
together  at  the  thought  of  it,"  said  Edmund.  'T  will 
not  show  beneath  thy  robes,"  said  Will,  gaily.  "  So  the 
matter  is  settled,  and  now  thou  shalt  eat  thy  fill.  Drawer 
-  two  trenchers  and  tankards  for  my  brothers,  and  see 
that  thou  fill  them  well." 


II 

That  night  Gilbert  returned  alone  to  his  haberdashery 
shop,  leaving  Edmund  with  Will.  The  boy  was  so  tired 
with  his  long  journey  and  the  excitement  of  the  day  that 
he  could  scarcely  stay  awake  long  enough  when  they 
were  alone  after  supper  to  answer  his  brother's  many 
questions  about  the  family  and  friends  at  Stratford ;  and 
when  at  last  he  was  offered  a  bed  in  Will's  room  at  the 
Tabard  Inn  he  fell  asleep  at  once  and  knew  nothing 
more  until  morning.  When  he  awoke  the  sun  was 
streaming  in  at  an  eastern  window,  and  Will  was  sitting 
up  in  bed,  writing  busily  and  smoking  a  pipe.  Tobacco 
had  only  recently  been  brought  to  England  by  Sir 
Walter  Raleigh  from  the  wonderful  new  world  across 
the  sea;  and  Edmund  had  never  heard  of  it,  so  when 
he  saw  the  smoke  curling  from  his  brother's  lips  he 
was  alarmed,  and  springing  up,  cried  out  -  '  Will  - 
Will  —  how  shall  I  put  thee  out?  Thou  art  burning!  " 
Will  took  the  pipe  from  his  mouth  and  laughed  immod- 
erately. '  Thou  art  as  green  as  Sir  Walter's  own  ser- 
vant," he  said.  "  Some  day  thou  wilt  burn  in  the  same 
way  thyself,  doubtless,  and  yet  not  be  consumed  - 
except  with  a  desire  for  more,"  and  he  blew  a  ring  in  the 
air.  "  Judging  by  thy  sleep,"  he  went  on  merrily,  "  thou 
hast  kept  a  good  conscience.  I  have  had  my  breakfast 
without  disturbing  thee,  and  now  when  thou  art  ready 
thou  shalt  have  thine.  The  boy  shall  bring  it  up,  and 

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IX    SHAKESPEARE  S    DAY 

then  I  will  read  thee  the  play,  for  the  time  is  but  short 
for  thee  to  prepare  thy  part.  Now  let  me  burn  in  peace 
until  thou  art  ready." 

Edmund  was  too  hungry  to  waste  words  about  a 
matter  he  did  not  understand.  He  had  already  discov- 
ered that  London  was  full  of  such,  so  he  dressed  quickly, 
and  warmed  himself  by  a  run  to  the  pump  in  the  inn 
yard  and  a  cold  splash  which  set  the  roses  blooming  in  his 
cheeks  again.  When  he  returned  he  found  a  well-filled 
wooden  trencher  awaiting  him.  and  disposed  of  its  con- 
tents in  such  a  brief  space  of  time  that  Will,  watching 
him.  said,  laughingly,  "  If  thou  canst  learn  thy  part  with 
equal  dispatch,  brother,  thou  wilt  put  us  all  to  shame! 
Xow  give  me  thine  ears.  Hast  even  seen  a  play.'" 
"  Marry  have  I,"  responded  Edmund,  glad  to  appear 
well  informed  on  some  subject:  "  when  I  was  but  seven 
I  saw  my  lord  of  Leicester's  own  men  play  at  Stratford. 
I  cannot  tell  the  name  of  it  now.  but  there  was  a  deal  of 
killing  it  in.  and  't  was  a  right  merry  play."  "  It  must 
have  been  merry  indeed,"  said  Will.  "  and  by  the  same 
standard  I  fear  this  one  will  be  but  dull :  for  were  it  not 
that  one  clown  is  slain  by  a  lion  and  another  for  love  not 
a  drop  of  blood  would  be  shed  in  the  whole  piece.  Yet 
the  desperate  character  of  these  deaths  should  atone  for 
their  scarcity,  and  there  's  plenty  of  quarrelling  to  fill 
the  measure  —  what  think  you?  " 

Edmund  considered  the  matter.  "  Perhaps  't  is  as 
well  to  let  it  pass  at  high  words.''  he  concluded.  "  for 
every  one  knows  stage  killing  is  no  better  than  a  pre- 
tense. I  knew  that  when  I  was  but  seven,  for  I  saw  some 
of  the  knights  who  met  bloody  deaths  on  the  stage  walk- 
ing about  the  Inn  yard  afterward  in  lusty  health." 

"  Just  mine  own  thought.''  said  Will,  solemnly:  "  and 
to  make  the  matter  more  clear  it  is  fully  set  forth  in  the 
play  that  the  lion  is  no  worse  beast  than  a  man  in  lion's 
clothing.  'T  is  a  Christian  device  to  save  the  blood- 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

thirsty  instincts  of  the  audience."  '  I  should  think  so 
truly,"  said  Edmund,  heartily;  "and  I  cannot  think 
why  it  is  when  such  care  is  used,  lest  virtue  be  offended, 
that  the  Puritans  should  so  object  to  the  playhouse." 
"  Nor  I,"  said  Will,  his  eyes  twinkling,  "  unless,  per- 
chance, all  playwrights  are  not  so  exemplary;  but  thou 
shalt  judge  for  thyself,"  and  he  began  to  read. 

The  morning  flew  by  in  the  study  of  the  play.  Will 
took  great  pains  with  Edmund,  teaching  him  the  few 
words  of  his  part,  and  picturing  scene  after  scene  of  the 
play,  that  he  might  the  more  clearly  grasp  the  spirit  of 
the  whole. 

"  Remember,  thou  art  a  fairy  —  nothing  less,"  he 
charged  him;  "thy  motions  must  be  as  light  as  thistle 
down.  Now,  let  me  see  thee  run  and  leap  upon  the  bed 
as  tho'  thou  hadst  wings  indeed  —  and  were  quite  inde- 
pendent of  thy  legs.  Well  done,  lad!  a  little  more  like 
leap  frog  than  like  wings,  possibly,  but  very  well  for  a 
beginning.  Now,  let  us  have  thy  song."  Singing  was 
as  natural  to  Edmund  as  to  the  throstle  in  spring,  and 
Will  was  so  well  pleased  with  his  memory  of  the  fairy 
song,  that  when  he  came  to  the  chorus  for  the  second 
time  he  joined  in  with  his  own  voice,  and  both  were  so 
intent  upon  the  singing  that  the  boy  from  below  stairs 
had  to  knock  twice  at  their  door  to  summon  them  to 
dinner. 

'  Thou  hast  done  a  good  morning's  work,"  said  Will 
to  Edmund,  later,  as  they  rose  from  the  table  in  the  Inn 
and  looked  out  of  the  window;  "  and  now  thou  shalt  go 
with  me  to  the  play.  See,  the  flags  and  banners  are 
streaming  from  the  Theatre  so  the  people  on  the  other 
side  of  the  Thames  can  see  them  and  know  that  there  is 
to  be  a  play.  Get  thyself  ready  in  a  twinkling  lest  we 
be  late,  for  my  cue  comes  early." 

Edmund  was  soon  ready,  and  they  set  forth  in  such 
good  season  that  it  was  possible  for  them  to  glance,  in 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

passing,  at  Paris  Garden,  where  the  bear  baiting  was; 
but  Edmund  had  little  desire  to  see  that  cruel  sport. 
When  they  reached  the  playhouse  Will  found  a  good 
place  for  Edmund,  and  then  left  him  to  himself,  while  he 
hastened  to  the  tiring  room  to  get  ready  for  his  part. 

That  afternoon  was  to  Edmund  like  a  wonderful 
dream.  To  see  a  play  in  a  real  theatre,  to  see  Will  him- 
self upon  the  stage,  to  recognize  beneath  the  paint  and 
in  their  alien  characters  the  men  whom  he  had  met  famil- 
iarly at  supper  the  night  before,  to  watch  the  dandies  as 
they  seated  themselves  upon  the  stage,  the  better  to  be 
seen  and  admired  by  the  audience,  to  see  the  richly 
dressed  ladies  in  their  galleries,  each  wearing  a  black 
mask  over  the  upper  part  of  her  face,  and  to  hear  the 
shouts  and  jokes  of  the  poorer  people  in  the  pit, — all 
these  things  were  to  him  experiences  almost  surpassing 
the  bounds  of  imagination. 

After  the  play  he  supped  again  with  Will  and  his 
friends  —  this  time  at  The  Falcon  —  where  all  the  wits 
of  London  were  accustomed  to  gather,  and  heard  such 
table  talk  and  such  jests  that  he  almost  forgot  to  eat,  but 
sat  listening  like  a  visitor  from  another  world.  He  tried 
to  remember  Stratford,  and  the  simple  homely  life  he 
was  accustomed  to  there.  He  could  bring  it  no  nearer 
than  a  dream  —  this,  this  was  life  indeed!  Here  there 
was  something  to  interest  one  every  moment  of  the  day, 
-  new  things  to  see,  new  people  to  meet,  and  an  atmos- 
phere of  gaiety  so  infectious  that  he  wondered  if  any 
one  could  ever  tire  of  it.  He  marveled  that  Will  should 
talk  of  returning  to  Stratford  to  live  again  the  unevent- 
ful life  of  rural  England.  He  even  forgot  for  a  moment 
his  own  love  for  the  fields  and  roads,  and  felt  that  the 
town  was  the  only  place  for  a  lad  of  spirit  who  wished  to 
see  the  world. 

Christmas  was  already  in  the  air.    The  landlord's  face 
took  on  a  more  ruddy  hue  as  he  plied  his  guests  with  ale, 

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SHAKESPEARES    DAY 

cracked  jokes  with  old  acquaintances,  thumped  the 
drawers  with  his  fist  to  make  them  fly  the  faster  in  atten- 
dance upon  his  patrons,  keeping  all  the  while  a  careful 
eye  upon  the  fire,  roaring  up  the  wide-throated  chimney. 
The  tap  room  itself  had  an  air  of  Christmas  cheer; 
wreaths  of  English  holly  and  ivy  made  the  wall  gay.  and 
a  huge  spray  of  mistletoe  hung  above  the  door.  Even 
the  viands  suggested  the  approach  of  Christmas,  for 
mine  host  of  The  Falcon  had  provided  a  roast  pig  for 
the  entertainment  of  the  players,  knowing  that  on  Christ- 
mas day  they  were  to  dine  elsewhere;  and  when  the 
platter  appeared,  dressed  with  holly  and  with  a  rosy 
apple  in  the  pig's  mouth,  the  company  greeted  it  with 
the  old  song,  "  The  Boar  is  dead,  Lo  here  is  his  head,"  in 
a  mighty  chorus,  Edmund  joining  in  with  all  his  might, 
for  he  knew  the  old  song  well.  The  feast  ended  with  a 
great  plum  pudding,  its  flaming  splendor  borne  aloft  by 
the  jolly  innkeeper  himself.  "  Here  's  to  mine  host," 
called  Diccon  Burbage,  who  seemed  always  to  act  as 
master  of  ceremonies  on  these  occasions,  lifting  his  tank- 
ard as  the  pudding  appeared: 

"  Let 's  drink  to  him  in  English  ale  — 
English  ale  that  drives  out  thinking 
Prince  of  liquors,  old  or  new." 

"  Sing  it,  Dick,  sing  it,"  cried  the  others;  and  as  they 
drank  the  toast  Burbage  stood  up  and  sang  a  verse  of  the 
rollicking  old  carol : 

"  And  now  —  by  Christmas,  jolly  soul  ! 
By  this  mansion's  generous  sire  ! 
By  the  wine  and  by  the  bowl, 
And  all  the  joys  they  both  inspire  ! 
Here  I  '11  drink  a  health  to  all, 
The  glorious  task  shall  first  be  mine 
And  ever  may  foul  luck  befall 
Him  that  to  pledge  me  shall  decline." 

And  then,  "Hail  Father  Christmas;  hail  to  thee!" 
rose  the  chorus,  the  whole  company  taking  up  the  refrain. 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S   DAY 

Mine  host  was  visibly  flattered  by  this  tribute  to  his  good 
cheer,  and  beamed  delightedly  upon  the  company. 

"  Aye,  ye  may  well  praise  the  liquor,"  he  said;  "  't  is 
the  best  of  its  kind;  and  as  for  the  capon  and  roast  pig, 
thou  'It  get  no  better  at  the  Queen's  own  table." 

"  We  '11  prove  thy  words  to-morrow  night,"  shouted 
Phillips,  "  for  to-morrow  we  dine  at  Greenwich  Palace; 
an'  they  have  better  ale  than  thine,  upon  mine  honour  as 
a  knave,  I  '11  agree  to  drink  it!  " 

It  was  late  when  the  merry  players  left  the  hospitable 
Falcon,  and  Edmund  was  so  tired  that  he  stumbled 
sleepily  along  the  streets  beside  Will  and  Dick  Burbage, 
whose  path  lay  hi  the  same  direction.  As  they  parted 
at  the  door  of  the  Tabard  Inn,  Burbage  pinched  Ed- 
mund's cheek  and  said,  "  To-morrow  morning,  fledg- 
ling, we  shall  see  thy  first  flight.  Be  ready  for  rehearsal 
at  ten ;  for  at  noon,  as  soon  as  we  have  had  a  bite  to  eat, 
we  start  for  Greenwich  to  see  the  Queen.  How  dost 
thou  like  the  life  of  a  player,  lad?  Art  in  a  hurry  to  re- 
turn to  Stratford?  " 

"  Nay,"  said  Edmund,  leaning  against  Will,  "  I  'in 
not  wishing  for  Stratford.  A  player's  life  is  the  life  for 
me,  and  when  I  'm  grown  I  mean  to  be  one  like  Will." 
"  There  's  never  another  like  Will,"  said  Burbage,  laugh- 
ing; "but  an  actor  thou  canst  be,  nevertheless,  and  so 
good-night." 

The  next  morning  Edmund  awoke  to  the  tune  of 
"  Hey,  Robin,  jolly  Robin,"  which  Will  was  gaily  sing- 
ing as  he  packed  a  hamper  of  clothes  for  Greenwich.  He 
at  once  sprang  out  of  bed,  and  dressed  in  a  hurry  in  order 
to  be  ready  for  the  rehearsal,  though  his  knees  smote  to- 
gether at  the  thought  of  it.  When  at  last  he  stepped  out 
of  the  tiring  room  of  the  Theatre,  and  stood,  with  Will 
beside  him,  waiting  for  his  cue,  he  would  have  given  his 
whole  London  experience  to  be  in  the  safe  obscurity  of 
Stratford  once  more.  The  actor's  life,  which  had  seemed 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

so  charming  the  night  before,  suddenly  appeared  to  be 
full  of  hard  work  and  possible  mortifications,  and  he 
came  very  near  a  real  case  of  stage  fright.  Will,  know- 
ing the  symptoms,  laughed  at  him  kindly,  and  said, 
"  Thou  art  the  very  pattern  of  a  fairy  in  looks,  my  boy, 
and  thou  art  sure  of  thy  lines,  and  canst  sing  like  a  bird, 
so  have  no  fear.  Thy  knees  will  be  stiff  enough  when  the 
time  comes  to  act  thy  part,  for  thou  art  a  true  English 
lad,  and  afraid  of  nothing.  Come,  peep  thro'  this  crack 
and  see  Theseus  and  Hyppolita  come  on  the  stage. 
Doth  not  the  lad  make  a  fine  Amazon?  "  What  boy 
could  resist  an  opportunity  like  that?  Edmund  flew  to 
the  crack,  and  soon  forgot  all  else  in  the  movement  and 
fun  of  the  play.  He  chuckled  with  delight  at  the  merry 
antics  of  Phillips  as  Bottom,  and  was  so  much  in  the 
spirit  of  the  midsummer  night  madness  that  when  his 
own  cue  came  he  skipped  lightly  out  upon  the  stage,  and 
sung  his  song  with  an  abandon  that  surprised  even  him- 
self. "  Why,  I  'm  not  scared  at  all,"  he  told  himself  joy- 
fully. Will  met  him  as  he  came  behind  the  scenes  again, 
'and  laughed  at  him.  ''Where  is  thy  fright  now?"  he 
said,  playfully,  pinching  Edmund's  cheek.  '  Thou  wert 
as  self-possessed  as  a  veteran!  Well  done!  " 

At  noon,  after  a  hasty  lunch,  the  whole  company  as- 
sembled at  Paul's  wharf,  warmly  dressed  for  a  cold  ride 
on  the  river.  There  they  were  met  by  a  small  fleet  of 
wherries  and  stowed  away  comfortably  in  them.  Ed- 
mund was  in  the  boat  with  his  brother,  and  Will  pointed 
out  to  him  the  sights  of  London  as  they  slipped  along. 
London  bridge  grew  gray  in  the  distance  behind  them, 
and  the  Tower  looked  smaller  and  smaller  as  the  rowers 
bent  to  their  oars ;  the  houses  became  more  scattered,  and 
finally  they  were  quite  beyond  the  walls  of  London  and 
out  in  the  open  country.  In  the  late  afternoon  they  saw 
before  them  the  Towers  of  Greenwich  Palace  rising 
above  the  trees  in  the  distance ;  another  mile  or  two  and 

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IX    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

the  tired  oarsmen  deftly  steered  their  boats  against  the 
piling  and  timbers  which  made  a  wide  landing  place  at 
the  river  edge,  and  the  players  climbed  stiffly  ashore. 
The  villagers  had  come  down  through  the  straggling 
streets  of  Greenwich  to  greet  them,  and  the  Queen  had 
sent  her  own  yeomen  of  the  guard  —  great  fellows 
dressed  in  red,  with  golden  Tudor  roses  embroidered  on 
their  breasts  and  backs  —  to  escort  them  to  the  Palace. 
They  made  a  brave  procession  as  they  moved  up  the  nar- 
row village  streets  with  banners  flying,  and  Edmund, 
walking  with  Will,  felt  as  proud  as  a  prince  as  he  looked 
at  the  town  boys  and  remembered  the  time  when  he  too 
had  run  beside  the  procession  of  players  -  -  admiring 
them  as  these  little  boys  now  admired  and  envied  him. 
He  began  to  feel  again  that  the  player's  life  was  the 
finest  in  the  world,  and  when  he  sat  down  in  the  Queen's 
own  palace  to  such  a  dinner  as  he  had  never  dreamed  of 
in  his  life,  served  by  pages  in  magnificent  apparel,  upon 
tables  of  such  rich  workmanship  that  a  single  one  meant 
more  wealth  than  any  one  in  Stratford  could  boast,  he 
could  not  believe  that  he,  Edmund  Shakespeare,  ,/as 
himself  at  all.  :'  It  is  nothing  short  of  enchantment," 
he  whispered  to  himself. 

The  Queen  had  been  born  at  Greenwich  and  loved  it 
best  of  all  her  palaces.  Here  she  surrounded  herself  with 
such  splendour  that  foreign  visitors  must  perforce  be  al- 
most blinded  by  her  magnificence.  The  walls  were  hung 
with  the  costliest  silks  embroidered  in  gold  and  precious 
stones  and  with  rich  tapestries  and  cloths  of  gold  and 
silver.  The  throne  itself  in  the  audience  room  was  ablaze 
with  precious  stones,  and  over  it  hung  a  velvet  canopy 
with  "  vivat  Regina  Elizabetha  "  embroidered  upon  it  in 
pearls.  Elizabeth  well  knew  the  value  of  the  splendours 
of  royalty.  Modesty  and  humility  have  no  place  among 
regal  virtues,  and  the  Queen  set  her  subjects  the  example 
of  immense  respect  for  the  person  of  royalty.  Her 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

palace  was  fitted  with  gorgeously  appareled  guards, 
ushers,  and  noblemen  and  noble  women  in  waiting,  and 
no  matter  how  proud  their  birth  or  station  a  smile  from 
the  Queen  was  to  all  of  them  the  greatest  reward  to  be 
received  in  the  world.  Edmund  made  good  use  of  his 
eyes  as  he  left  the  great  dining  hall  with  the  other  players 
and  was  conducted  through  magnificent  corridors  and 
apartments  to  the  great  hall  where  on  the  morrow  the 
play  was  to  be  given.  Here  in  a  spacious  room  lighted 
by  a  thousand  candles  they  prepared  for  the  play,  ar- 
ranging the  simple  stage  setting,  examining  the  magnifi- 
cent embroidered  curtain  which  the  Queen  had  provided 
for  use  at  the  back  of  the  stage,  and  conducting  a  final 
rehearsal  in  order  to  be  sure  that  each  actor  knew  his  own 
place  in  his  new  surroundings.  It  was  quite  eleven 
o'clock  when  their  work  was  finally  done  and  the  tired 
actors  followed  the  ushers  to  the  apartments  reserved  for 
them  for  the  night. 

When  at  last  Edmund  had  a  chance  to  sleep  it  mat- 
tered little  to  him  whether  it  was  in  the  Palace  of  the 
Queen  or  in  his  own  bed  at  Stratford,  for  he  knew 
nothing  of  the  splendour  about  him  until  he  opened  his 
eyes  on  Christmas  morning. 

It  was  barely  dawn  when  he  was  awakened  by  a  great 
noise  of  shouts,  wild  songs,  jingling  bells  and  the  sound 
of  many  feet  clattering  upon  the  stones  of  the  Court 
yard.  He  sprang  to  the  casement  and  looked  down, 
knowing  quite  well  what  he  should  see,  for  the  Christmas 
merriments  were  of  the  same  rough  character  throughout 
England,  and  he,  himself,  with  the  other  boys  of  Strat- 
ford, had  more  than  once  been  followers  in  the  train  of 
his  highness,  the  Lord  of  Misrule.  There  was  his  maj- 
esty in  the  court  yard  of  the  Queen,  surrounded  by  a 
crowd  of  followers  fantastically  clad  in  liveries  of  green, 
yellow,  and  scarlet,  with  strings  of  bells  around  about 
their  legs  which  j  ingled  as  they  walked  or  capered  about 

[  xxxvii  ] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S   DAY 

in  the  Morris  dance.  Some  rode  upon  hobby  horses, 
others  made  wild  music  for  the  dancers  upon  pipes  and 
drums  and  all  acted  like  the  veriest  mad  men  on  a  holiday. 
This  pandemonium  continued  until  the  Queen's  servants 
appeared  among  them  with  Christmas  gifts  from  the 
Queen,  of  meat,  cheese,  cakes,  and  ale,  which  were  eagerly 
seized  and  as  eagerly  devoured  by  the  mummers.  After 
they  had  gone  Edmund  lay  down  once  more  upon  his 
bed,  for  it  was  still  too  early  to  get  up,  and  besides  he  did 
not  know  where  he  might  be  permitted  to  go  in  the 
Palace,  and  as  he  lay  half  asleep  in  the  conscious  luxury 
of  his  warm,  soft  bed,  a  very  different  sound  reached  his 
ear  —  the  Waits,  chanting  Christmas  hymns  in  celebra- 
tion of  the  Saviour's  birth.  What  a  day  it  was  for  Ed- 
mund, full  of  sights,  strange  and  magnificent,  and  of 
Christmas  cheer  at  the  table  of  the  Queen !  Her  majesty 
had  given  special  commands  for  the  entertainment  of  the 
players,  and  their  Christmas  dinner  was  even  more  splen- 
did than  the  banquet  of  the  night  before.  Edmund's 
head  whirled  with  the  crowding  events  and  he  feared  he 
should  not  be  able  to  remember  all  that  happened  to  tell 
to  the  boys  of  Stratford,  among  whom  he  saw  himself 
a  hero  for  this  experience. 

At  last  the  hour  arrived  for  the  performance.  The 
actors  were  ready  behind  the  scenes,  the  hall  was  alight 
with  so  many  candles  that  it  made  Edmund  think  of  the 
sky  on  a  starry  night.  He  stood  with  Will  in  the  dim 
light  behind  the  curtain,  peeping  through  a  fold  at  the 
splendour  beyond.  From  this  point  of  vantage  he  gazed 
across  the  stage  which  projected  into  the  room  and  saw  a 
great  company  of  the  noblest  men  and  women  of  Eng- 
land dressed  with  such  dazzling  brilliancy  that  it  seemed 
to  him  that  splendour  could  go  no  farther.  "  Wait  until 
you  see  the  Queen,"  whispered  Will;  "  she  does  not  per- 
mit herself  to  be  outshone.  She  will  appear  among  the 
others  like  the  moon  in  the  milky  way."  Edmund  won- 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

dered  how  that  could  be,  for  the  room  was  gay  with  rich 
brocades  and  brilliant  embroidery  with  gold  lace  and 
flashing  gems,  the  men  being  no  less  splendid  than  the 
women.  "  Gaze  thy  fill,"  whispered  Will,  "  for  never 
again  in  thy  life  wilt  thou  see  such  an  assemblage  of  lords 
and  ladies!  See  yonder  the  foreign  ambassadors,  with 
their  suites,  and  there  talking  to  my  Lord  of  Burleigh  is 
Sir  Walter  Raleigh  himself!  He  is  a  prime  favourite 
with  the  Queen,  for  he  has  made  her  rich  in  lands  beyond 
the  seas." 

A  flourish  of  trumpets  sounded  in  the  distance,  silence 
swept  over  the  gay  assemblage,  a  voice  in  the  corridor 
was  heard  calling,  "  Way  here,  way  here,"  and  the  lords 
and  ladies  parted,  leaving  a  wide  open  aisle  in  the  centre 
of  the  room.  In  the  doorway  appeared  the  Queen's  Mas- 
ter of  Revels,  in  magnificent  apparel,  attended  by  pages 
in  livery  of  white  and  gold.  After  them  came  the  maids 
of  honour,  with  the  noblemen  in  immediate  attendance 
upon  the  Queen,  a  gorgeous  company,  and  then  the 
Queen  herself,  walking  proudly  alone,  acknowledging 
the  deep  reverences  of  the  Court  with  a  manner  haughty 
yet  not  disdainful,  and  speaking  to  one  and  another  as 
she  progressed. 

Edmund's  knees  shook  with  excitement.  He  seized 
Will's  hand  and  found  it  cold.  '  Thou  art  frightened 
too,  Will,  I  verily  believe,"  he  gasped.  ''  How  shall  I 
ever  play  before  her !  She  is  indeed  like  the  moon  in  the 
Milky  Way,  and  as  learned  as  she  is  grand.  Dost  see 
her  speak  to  the  foreigners  —  to  each  in  a  different 
tongue?  And  her  crown!  The  light  of  it  blinds  me! 
And  her  gown  embroidered  with  pearls!  Look  at  her 
ruff  and  the  mantle  streaming  behind  her  like  the  trail  of 
a  comet!  Oh,  Will,  Will,  what  am  I  that  I  should  sing 
before  the  Queen!  "  At  that  moment  Elizabeth  took  her 
place  on  a  raised  dais  near  the  stage,  the  maids  of  honour 
grouped  themselves  about  her,  and  there  was  a  subdued 

[  xxxix  ] 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

ripple  of  excitement  behind  the  curtain  as  Burbage  went 
about  for  a  final  survey  of  the  players  who  waited 
breathlessly  for  the  signal  to  begin  the  play.  In  the 
hush  of  this  instant  Will  seized  Edmund  by  the  shoulders 
and  shook  him  lightly.  "  Queen  or  no  Queen,"  he 
whispered  sternly,  "  thou  art  here  to  play  thy  part. 
Wouldst  like  to  go  back  to  Stratford  and  tell  the  boys 
thou  wert  afraid  of  aught?  Thou  'It  do  thy  best,  and  thy 
best  is  well  enough,  so  no  more  whimpering,  but  watch 
well  for  thy  cue."  Edmund  manfully  swallowed  the 
lump  in  his  throat  and  took  a  fresh  grip  upon  his  courage. 
A  flourish  of  trumpets  sounded,  and  Will  ready  in  his 
cloak  of  black  velvet  parted  the  curtain  with  a  quick 
movement  and  stepped  forth  upon  the  stage  to  recite 
the  prologue  written  for  the  occasion.  A  murmur  ran 
through  the  house.  "  It  is  Will  Shakespeare,  who  hath 
written  the  play,"  and  the  Queen  herself  welcomed  him 
with  a  smile.  Edmund  listened  to  the  familiar  voice,  rich, 
full,  and  modulated,  giving  the  lines  of  the  prologue,  and 
a  moment  later  caught  a  flying  glimpse  of  Will  as  he  re- 
appeared behind  the  curtain  and  fled  to  the  tiring  room 
to  dress  for  his  part  in  the  play.  Once  more  the  curtain 
parted.  Enter  Theseus  and  Hyppolita  —  the  play  is 
begun ! 

Edmund  felt  his  heart  come  up  in  his  throat.  Titania 
Oberon  and  Puck  took  their  places  to  be  ready  the  mo- 
ment their  cue  sounded,  and  in  the  fairy  train  stood 
Edmund,  the  smallest  of  them  all,  his  eyes  shining  and 
his  cheeks  glowing  with  excitement. 

The  first  act  ended  triumphantly,  Puck  and  the  first 
fairy  opened  the  Second  with  their  merry  meeting,  and 
at  last  the  great  moment  came !  Edmund  himself  slipped 
through  the  entrance  and  found  himself  in  a  blaze  of  light 
flitting  gaily  about  Titania  in  the  middle  of  the  stage, 
forgetting  everything  but  his  part  and  his  desire  not  to 
disappoint  the  big  brother  for  whose  good  opinion  he  so 
much  cared. 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

Will's  eyes  were  upon  him  he  knew,  but  what  he  did 
not  know  was  that  a  murmur  of  admiration  ran  about 
the  room  as  he  sang  "  Weaving  Spiders  come  not  hence," 
in  his  sweet  boy's  voice,  making  at  the  same  time  so  fair 
a  picture  that  the  Queen  herself  deigned  to  ask  his  name. 
"  A  young  brother  of  Will  Shakespeare's,"  whispered 
some  one,  and  the  Queen,  listening,  murmured,  "  A  well- 
favoured  lad,  with  the  voice  of  a  thrush  and  brother  to  a 
poet.  We  must  remember  him." 

Another  moment  and  they  were  once  more  behind  the 
scenes,  and  Edmund,  caught  in  Will's  embrace  heard 
him  say,  "  Bravo,  my  lad!  Sometime  thou  shalt  stay  in 
London  with  thy  brother  Will  and  be  an  actor  indeed. 
It  is  in  thy  blood  and  I  am  proud  of  thee!  "  Will  was 
proud  of  him  —  of  him --Edmund  Shakespeare!  He 
paused  to  consider  it.  At  the  moment  Burbage  flew  by, 
stopping  just  long  enough  to  smite  Will  joyfully  on  the 
shoulder  and  to  say  in  a  whisper,  "  Ah,  Will,  thou  art  the 
fisherman  for  trout  that  must  be  caught  with  tickling! 
Did'st  see  the  Queen's  face  when  Oberon  made  his 
speech?  And  as  for  thee,  youngster,"  he  added,  turning 
to  Edmund,  "  thou  art  the  pattern  of  a  fairy  and  worthy 
thy  name!  "  Had  the  world  more  to  offer?  To  Edmund 
the  rest  of  the  evening  passed  in  a  happy  bewilderment. 

He  heard  as  in  a  dream  the  burst  of  laughter  and  ap- 
plause from  the  audience.  Once  he  even  heard  a  ripple 
of  laughter  from  the  Queen  herself,  when  Peter  Quince 
said  to  Bottom  in  the  asses  head,  "  Bless  thee,  thou  art 
translated!  "  The  evident  delight  of  the  hearers  inspired 
the  actors  with  new  spirit,  and  they  played  their  parts 
with  such  abandon  and  fire  that  both  actors  and  audience 
were  carried  away  in  a  gale  of  infectious  merriment,  each 
new  antic  of  Phillips,  as  Bottom,  or  of  Puck,  provoking 
such  outbursts  of  laughter  that  sometimes  the  lines  could 
scarcely  be  finished  for  the  noise.  At  last  it  was  all  over. 
Puck  had  finished  his  epilogue  and  the  whole  company 

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IX    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

gathered  behind  the  curtain  once  more  gave  themselves 
up  to  unmixed  joy.  "  As  I  prophesied.  Will,"  said  Bur- 
bage,  seizing  Will  and  hugging  him  before  them  all, 
"  thy  wit  hath  made  our  fortunes.  If  we  had  but  the 
space  to  do  it  in  we  would  carry  thee  on  our  shoulders. 
As  it  is,  —  but  hist.  —  here  comes  Master  Tylney." 
Burbage  stepped  forward,  bowing  profoundly  as  the 
Master  of  Revels  appeared,  gorgeous  in  gold  lace  and 
further  ornamented  with  a  smile  so  broad  that  it  was 
evident  he  took  upon  himself  full  credit  for  having  sup- 
plied her  majesty  with  so  good  an  entertainment.  "  Hey. 
Master  Burbage,"  he  said  pompously.  "  thou  hast  so  de- 
lighted the  Queen  with  thy  play  that  she  desires  to  see 
thee  and  Master  Shakespeare  and  all  thy  company. 
Follow  me!"  He  turned,  beckoning  them  with  a  ma- 
jestic wave  of  his  arm,  and  strutted  forth  like  a  turkey 
cock  at  the  head  of  his  flock.  Phillips,  the  moment  his 
back  was  turned,  fell  in  behind  him.  imitating  his  im- 
portant manner  so  faithfully  that  the  younger  members 
of  the  company  tittered,  and  Burbage.  grinning  himself. 
was  obliged  to  seize  him  summarily  by  the  collar  and 
send  him  whirling  to  the  rear,  while  he,  with  Will,  headed 
the  little  procession  in  the  wake  of  the  Master  of  Revels. 

Edmund  fell  in  with  the  other  fairies  in  the  train  of 
Titania  and  found  himself  a  moment  later  almost  blinded 
by  the  bright  lights  of  the  room,  and  further  dazzled  by 
his  nearer  view  of  beautiful  ladies  and  richly  dressed 
gentlemen  of  the  Court,  who  stood  about  talking  to- 
gether and  watching  curiously  the  group  of  actors  as 
they  passed  by. 

Another  instant  and  they  stood  in  the  Presence.  The 
Queen  surrounded  by  her  maids  was  still  seated  upon  her 
dais  and  when  Edmund  first  caught  sight  of  her  she  was 
gaily  bandying  words  with  the  Lord  Chamberlain,  the 
patron  of  their  company.  As  Burbage  and  Shakespeare 
knelt  before  her  she  smiled  upon  them,  and  as  a  special 


IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

mark  of  favor  gave  them  her  hand  to  kiss.  '  Thou  hast 
bewitched  another  Queen  than  Titania  by  thine  enchant- 
ments," she  said.  "  For  thine  excellent  play  receive  my 
thanks,  and  from  the  hands  of  Master  Tylney  a  gift  be- 
sides to  each  one  in  the  company,  and  for  thee,"  she 
added,  beckoning  to  Edmund  who  was  shrinking  behind 
the  others,  "  this  golden  Tudor  rose,  because  thou  art 
the  smallest  of  players  and  thy  name  is  Shakespeare,  and 
because  thou  hast  pleased  the  Queen."  Edmund  thrust 
forward  by  the  others,  when  the  Queen  beckoned  him, 
had  fallen  upon  his  knees,  a  grateful  provision  of  eti- 
quette, for  they  were  shaking  beneath  him  alarmingly. 
Something  seemed  to  fill  his  throat  and  he  could  find  no 
words  to  thank  her  as  he  received  the  trinket  from  her 
hand.  She  noted  his  embarrassment,  patted  him  kindly 
on  the  head,  and  said  reassuringly,  "  Thy  thanks  are 
written  in  thine  eyes,  there  is  no  need  for  words,"  and 
with  a  smile  and  nod  concluded  the  audience,  dismissing 
the  players  to  the  care  of  her  Master  of  Revels.  Edmund 
went  out  with  the  others  his  eyes  shining,  his  cheeks  red 
with  excitement,  and  the  golden  rose  fastened  proudly 
upon  his  breast.  When  they  were  once  more  in  safe  se- 
clusion of  their  room,  he  threw  himself  upon  Will's  neck 
in  an  excess  of  joy.  "  Oh,  Will,  Will,"  he  said,  "  what  I 
shall  have  to  tell  to  mother  and  Anne  and  the  girls,  of 
thee  and  thy  life  in  London,  and  how  the  Queen  herself 
honoured  me  because  I  but  bore  the  same  name  with  thee ! 
Didst  thou  really  mean  it  when  thou  saidst  I  should 
sometime  stay  with  thee  in  London,  and  be  a  player, 
too?"  "I  meant  it  truly,"  answered  Will,  "but  first 
thou  must  stay  longer  in  school  and  study  thy  books, 
for  thou  art  but  small  for  thy  years  and  not  strong 
enough  to  bear  the  actor's  life  as  yet.  When  thou  art  a 
little  older!  There  is  plenty  of  time." 

And  with  this  assurance  Edmund  was  well  content. 
It  was  a  happy  boy  that  slept  at  Greenwich  Palace  that 

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IN    SHAKESPEARE'S    DAY 

night  and  returned  to  London  next  day.  When  later 
he  met  old  Greenway  before  Gilbert's  door  to  set  forth 
once  more  for  Stratford  town  the  jovial  old  carrier  won- 
dered at  the  change  that  one  short  week  had  made  in  his 
favourite.  "  Thou  art  not  the  same  Edmund,"  he  sighed, 
"  I  would  not  believe  that  a  week  could  so  transform 
thee.  What  has  come  over  thee,  child?  "  '  I  have  seen 
the  Queen,  Master  Greenway,"  said  Edmund,  with  dig- 
nity, "  and  she  gave  me  a  golden  rose,  and  sometime 
I  am  to  be  an  actor  like  Will.  I  shall  not  live  always 
in  Stratford,  but  I  shall  always  love  thee  for  bringing 
me  to  London."  Old  Greenway  whistled.  "  So  that 
way  lies  the  wind,"  said  he,  cracking  his  whip.  'T  is 
time  I  took  thee  back  to  thy  mother.  Get  up  old  gray," 
and  the  cart  rumbled  away  toward  the  west,  leaving  Gil- 
bert gazing  after  them  from  the  doorway  of  his  shop. 


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ACT    FIRST  —  SCENE   I  --ATHENS 

THE   PALACE   OF   THESEUS 

Enter  THESEUS,  HIPPOLYTA,  PHII.OSTRATE,  and  Attendants 

JL  HE.     Now,  fair  Hippolyta,  our  nuptial  hour 
Draws  on  apace  ;  four  happy  days  bring  in 
Another  moon  :  but,  O,  methinks,  how  slow 
This  old  moon  wanes  !  she  lingers  my  desires, 
Like  to  a  step-dame,  or  a  dowager, 
Long  withering  out  a  young  man's  revenue. 

HIP.     Four  days  will  quickly  steep  themselves  in  night; 
Four  nights  will  quickly  dream  away  the  time  ; 
And  then  the  moon,  like  to  a  silver  bow 
New-bent  in  heaven,  shall  behold  the  night 
Of  our  solemnities. 

[3] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

THE.  Go,  Philostrate, 

Stir  up  the  Athenian  youth  to  merriments  ; 
Awake  the  pert  and  nimble  spirit  of  mirth  : 
Turn  melancholy  forth  to  funerals  ; 

The  pale  companion  is  not  for  our  pomp.    [Exit  Philostrate. 
Hippolyta,  I  woo'd  thee  with  my  sword, 
And  won  thy  love,  doing  thee  injuries  ; 
But  I  will  wed  thee  in  another  key, 
With  pomp,  with  triumph  and  with  revelling. 

Enter  EGEUS,  HERMIA,  LYSANDER,  and  DEMETRIUS 

EGE.  Happy  be  Theseus,  our  renowned  duke  ! 

THE.  Thanks,  good  Egeus :  what 's  the  news  with  thee  ? 

EGE.  Full  of  vexation  come  I,  with  complaint 
Against  my  child,  my  daughter  Hermia. 
Stand  forth,  Demetrius.     My  noble  lord, 
This  man  hath  my  consent  to  marry  her. 
Stand  forth,  Lysander :  and,  my  gracious  duke, 
This  man  hath  bewitch'd  the  bosom  of  my  child  : 
Thou,  thou,  Lysander,  thou  hast  given  her  rhymes, 
And  interchanged  love-tokens  with  my  child  : 
Thou  hast  by  moonlight  at  her  window  sung, 
With  feigning l  voice,  verses  of  feigning  love  ; 
And  stolen  the  impression  of  her  fantasy 
With  bracelets  of  thy  hair,  rings,  gawds,  conceits, 
Knacks,  trifles,  nosegays,  sweetmeats,  messengers 

1  Loving  or  yearning  voice. 
[4] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

Of  strong  prevailment  in  unharden'd  youth : 

With  cunning  hast  thou  filch'd  my  daughter's  heart ; 

Turn'd  her  obedience,  which  is  due  to  me, 

To  stubborn  harshness  :  and,  my  gracious  duke, 

Be  it  so  she  will  not  here  before  your  Grace 

Consent  to  marry  with  Demetrius, 

I  beg  the  ancient  privilege  of  Athens, 

As  she  is  mine,  I  may  dispose  of  her : 

Which  shall  be  either  to  this  gentleman 

Or  to  her  death,  according  to  our  law 

Immediately  provided  in  that  case. 

THE.   What  say  you,  Hermia  ?  be  advised,  fair  maid  : 
To  you  your  father  should  be  as  a  god  ; 
One  that  composed  your  beauties  ;  yea,  and  one 
To  whom  you  are  but  as  a  form  in  wax 
By  him  imprinted  and  within  his  power 
To  leave  the  figure  or  disfigure  it. 
Demetrius  is  a  worthy  gentleman. 

HER.  So  is  Lysander. 

THE.  In  himself  he  is  ; 

But  in  this  kind,1  wanting  your  father's  voice, 
The  other  must  be  held  the  worthier. 

HER.  I  would  my  father  look'd  but  with  my  eyes. 

THE.  Rather  your  eyes  must  with  his  judgement  look 

HER.   I  do  entreat  your  Grace  to  pardon  me. 
I  know  not  by  what  power  I  am  made  bold, 

1  In  business  of  this  nature. 

[5] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

Nor  how  it  may  concern  my  modesty, 
In  such  a  presence  here  to  plead  my  thoughts  ; 
But  I  beseech  your  Grace  that  I  may  know 
The  worst  that  may  befall  me  in  this  case, 
If  I  refuse  to  wed  Demetrius. 

THE.  Either  to  die  the  death,  or  to  abjure 
For  ever  the  society  of  men. 
Therefore,  fair  Hermia,  question  your  desires  ; 
Know  of  your  youth,  examine  well  your  blood, 
Whether,  if  you  yield  not  to  your  father's  choice, 
You  can  endure  the  livery  of  a  nun  ; 
For  aye  to  be  in  shady  cloister  mew'd, 
To  live  a  barren  sister  all  your  life, 
Chanting  faint  hymns  to  the  cold  fruitless  moon. 
Thrice-blessed  they  that  master  so  their  blood, 
To  undergo  such  maiden  pilgrimage ; 
But  earthlier  happy  is  the  rose  distill'd, 
Than  that  which,  withering  on  the  virgin  thorn, 
Grows,  lives,  and  dies  in  single  blessedness. 

HER.  So  will  I  grow,  so  live,  so  die,  my  lord, 
Ere  I  will  yield  my  virgin  patent  up 
Unto  his  lordship,  whose  unwished  yoke 
My  soul  consents  not  to  give  sovereignty. 

THE.  Take  time   to   pause ;  and,  by  the   next  new 

moon,  — 

The  sealing-day  betwixt  my  love  and  me, 
For  everlasting  bond  of  fellowship,  — 

[6] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Upon  that  day  either  prepare  to  die 
For  disobedience  to  your  father's  will, 
Or  else  to  wed  Demetrius,  as  he  would  ; 
Or  on  Diana's  altar  to  protest 
For  aye  austerity  and  single  life. 

DEM.  Relent,  sweet  Hermia :  and,  Lysander,  yield 
Thy  crazed  title  to  my  certain  right. 

LYS.  You  have  her  father's  love,  Demetrius  ; 
Let  me  have  Hermia's  :  do  you  marry  him. 

EGE.  Scornful  Lysander !  true,  he  hath  my  love, 
And  what  is  mine  my  love  shall  render  him. 
And  she  is  mine,  and  all  my  right  of  her 
I  do  estate  unto  Demetrius. 

LYS.   I  am,  my  lord,  as  well  derived  as  he, 
As  well  possess'd  ;  my  love  is  more  than  his  ; 
My  fortunes  every  way  as  fairly  rank'd, 
If  not  with  vantage,  as  Demetrius' ; 
And,  which  is  more  than  all  these  boasts  can  be, 
I  am  beloved  of  beauteous  Hermia : 
Why  should  not  I  then  prosecute  my  right  ? 
Demetrius,  I  '11  avouch  it  to  his  head, 
Made  love  to  Nedar's  daughter,  Helena, 
And  won  her  soul ;  and  she,  sweet  lady,  dotes, 
Devoutly  dotes,  dotes  in  idolatry, 
Upon  this  spotted  and  inconstant  man. 

THE.  I  must  confess  that  I  have  heard  so  much, 
And  with  Demetrius  thought  to  have  spoke  thereof; 

[7] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

But,  being  over-full  of  self-affairs, 

My  mind  did  lose  it.     But,  Demetrius,  come ; 

And  come,  Egeus  ;  you  shall  go  with  me, 

I  have  some  private  schooling  for  you  both. 

For  you,  fair  Hermia,  look  you  arm  yourself 

To  fit  your  fancies  to  your  father's  will ; 

Or  else  the  law  of  Athens  yields  you  up,  - 

Which  by  no  means  we  may  extenuate,  — 

To  death,  or  to  a  vow  of  single  life. 

Come,  my  Hippolyta  :  what  cheer,  my  love  ? 

Demetrius  and  Egeus,  go  along  : 

I  must  employ  you  in  some  business 

Against  our  nuptial,  and  confer  with  you 

Of  something  nearly  that  concerns  yourselves. 

EGE.   With  duty  and  desire  we  follow  you. 

[Exeunt  all  but  Lyxander  and  Hermia, 

LYS.   How  now,  my  love  !  why  is  your  cheek  so  pale  ? 
How  chance  the  roses  there  do  fade  so  fast  ? 

HER.  Belike  for  want  of  rain,  which  I  could  well 
Beteem  them  from  the  tempest  of  my  eyes. 

LYS.  Ay  me  !  for  aught  that  I  could  ever  read, 
Could  ever  hear  by  tale  or  history, 
The  course  of  true  love  never  did  run  smooth  ; 
But,  either  it  was  different  in  blood,  - 

HER.  O  cross  !  too  high  to  be  enthrall'd  to  low. 

LYS.  Or  else  misgraffed  *  in  respect  of  years,  — 

1   111  grafted. 
[8] 


L  V  S  A  N  IJ  E  K     A  X  D     H  E  K  M  I  A 


L 


YSAXDER  —  Hoic  uoic,  mi/  lore!  why  ix  your 
chirk  .so  pule  ? 


Act  I,  Scene  i 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HER.  O  spite  !  too  old  to  be  engaged  to  young. 

LYS.  Or  else  it  stood  upon  the  choice  of  friends,  — 

HER.  O  hell !  to  choose  love  by  another's  eyes. 

LYS.  Or,  if  there  were  a  sympathy  in  choice, 
War,  death,  or  sickness  did  lay  siege  to  it,  , 
Making  it  momentany  :  as  a  sound, 
Swift  as  a  shadow,  short  as  any  dream ; 
Brief  as  the  lightning  in  the  collied 2  night, 
That,  in  a  spleen,  unfolds  both  heaven  and  earth, 
And  ere  a  man  hath  power  to  say  "  Behold  !  " 
The  jaws  of  darkness  do  devour  it  up  : 
So  quick  bright  things  come  to  confusion. 

HER.  If  then  true  lovers  have  been  ever  cross'd, 
It  stands  as  an  edict  in  destiny  : 
Then  let  us  teach  our  trial  patience, 
Because  it  is  a  customary  cross, 
As  due  to  love  as  thoughts  and  dreams  and  sighs, 
Wishes  and  tears,  poor  fancy's  followers. 

LYS.  A  good  persuasion  :  therefore,  hear  me,  Hermia. 
I  have  a  widow  aunt,  a  dowager 
Of  great  revenue,  and  she  hath  no  child  : 
From  Athens  is  her  house  remote  seven  leagues  ; 
And  she  respects  me  as  her  only  son. 
There,  gentle  Hermia,  may  I  marry  thee ; 

1  The  same  as  momentary. 
"  Black. 

[9] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

And  to  that  place  the  sharp  Athenian  law 
Cannot  pursue  us.     If  thoti  lovest  me,  then, 
Steal  forth  thy  father's  house  to-morrow  night ; 
And  in  the  wood,  a  league  without  the  town, 
Where  I  did  meet  thee  once  with  Helena, 
To  do  observance  to  a  rnorn  of  May,1 
There  will  I  stay  for  thee. 

HER.  My  good  Lysander  ! 

I  swear  to  thee,  by  Cupid's  strongest  bow, 
By  his  best  arrow  with  the  golden  head, 
By  the  simplicity  of  Venus'  doves, 
By  that  which  knitteth  souls  and  prospers  loves, 
And  by  that  fire  which  burn'd  the  Carthage  queen, 
When  the  false  Troyan  under  sail  was  seen, 
By  all  the  vows  that  ever  men  have  broke, 
In  number  more  than  ever  women  spoke, 
In  that  same  place  thou  hast  appointed  me, 
To-morrow  truly  will  I  meet  with  thee. 

LYS.  Keep  promise,  love.     Look,  here  comes  Helena. 

Enter  HELENA 

HER.  God  speed  fair  Helena  !  whither  away  ? 
HEL.  Call  you  me  fair  ?  that  fair  again  unsay. 

Demetrius  loves  your  fair :  O  happy  fair  ! 

Your  eyes  are  lode-stars  ;  and  your  tongue's  sweet  air 

1  The  celebration  of  May-day  is  a  custom  dating  from  the  earliest 
times. 

[10] 


A   MIDSUMMER- NIGHT'S   DREAM 

More  tuneable  than  lark  to  shepherd's  ear, 

When  wheat  is  green,  when  hawthorn  buds  appear. 

Sickness  is  catching  :  O,  were  favour  so, 

Yours  would  I  catch,  fair  Hermia,  ere  I  go ; 

My  ear  should  catch  your  voice,  my  eye  your  eye, 

My  tongue  should  catch  your  tongue's  sweet  melody. 

Were  the  world  mine,  Demetrius  being  bated, 

The  rest  I  'Id  give  to  be  to  you  translated. 

O,  teach  me  how  you  look  ;  and  with  what  art 

You  sway  the  motion  of  Demetrius'  heart ! 

HER.  I  frown  upon  him,  yet  he  loves  me  still. 

HEL.  O  that  your  frowns  would  teach  my  smiles 
such  skill ! 

HER.   I  give  him  curses,  yet  he  gives  me  love. 

HEL.  O  that  my  prayers  could  such  affection  move  ! 

HER.  The  more  I  hate,  the  more  he  follows  me. 

HEL.  The  more  I  love,  the  more  he  hateth  me. 

HER.  His  folly,  Helena,  is  no  fault  of  mine. 

HEL.  None,  but  your  beauty :  would  that  fault  were 
mine ! 

HER.  Take  comfort  :  he  no  more  shall  see  my  face  ; 
Lysander  and  myself  will  fly  this  place. 
Before  the  time  I  did  Lysander  see, 
Seem'd  Athens  as  a  paradise  to  me  : 
O,  then,  what  graces  in  my  love  do  dwell, 
That  he  hath  turn'd  a  heaven  unto  a  hell ! 

LYS.  Helen,  to  you  our  minds  we  will  unfold : 

[11] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

To-morrow  night,  when  Phoebe '  doth  behold 
Her  silver  visage  in  the  watery  glass, 
Decking  with  liquid  pearl  the  bladed  grass, 
A  time  that  lovers'  flights  doth  still  conceal, 
Through  Athens'  gates  have  we  devised  to  steal. 

HER.  And  in  the  wood,  where  often  you  and  I 
Upon  faint  primrose-beds  were  wont  to  lie, 
Emptying  our  bosoms  of  their  counsel  sweet, 
There  my  Lysander  and  myself  shall  meet  ; 
And  thence  from  Athens  turn  away  our  eyes, 
To  seek  new  friends  and  stranger  companies. 
Farewell,  sweet  playfellow  :  pray  thou  for  us  ; 
And  good  luck  grant  thee  thy  Demetrius  ! 
Keep  word,  Lysander  :  we  must  starve  our  sight 
From  lovers'  food  till  morrow  deep  midnight. 

LYS.  I  will,  my  Hermia.  [Exit  Herm. 

Helena,  adieu : 
As  you  on  him,  Demetrius  dote  on  you  !  [Exit. 

HEL.  How  happy  some  o'er  other  some  can  be  ! 
Through  Athens  I  am  thought  as  fair  as  she. 
But  what  of  that  ?     Demetrius  thinks  not  so  ; 
He  will  not  know  what  all  but  he  do  know  : 
And  as  he  errs,  doting  on  Hermia's  eyes, 
So  I,  admiring  of  his  qualities : 
Things  base  and  vile,  holding  no  quantity, 
Love  can  transpose  to  form  and  dignity : 

1  The  moon. 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Love  looks  not  with  the  eyes,  but  with  the  mind  ; 

And  therefore  is  wing'd  Cupid  painted  blind : 

Nor  hath  Love's  mind  of  any  judgement  taste  ; 

Wings,  and  no  eyes,  figure  unheedy  haste : 

And  therefore  is  Love  said  to  be  a  child, 

Because  in  choice  he  is  so  oft  beguiled. 

As  waggish  boys  in  game  themselves  forswear, 

So  the  boy  Love  is  perjured  everywhere: 

For  ere  Demetrius  look'd  on  Hermia's  eyne,1 

He  hail'd  down  oaths  that  he  was  only  mine  ; 

And  when  this  hail  some  heat  from  Hermia  felt, 

So  he  dissolved,  and  showers  of  oaths  did  melt. 

1  will  go  tell  him  of  fair  Hermia's  flight : 

Then  to  the  wood  will  he  to-morrow  night 

Pursue  her  ;  and  for  this  intelligence 

If  I  have  thanks,  it  is  a  dear  expense  : 

But  herein  mean  I  to  enrich  my  pain, 

To  have  his  sight  thither  and  back  again.  [Exit. 

SCENE   II  — THE   SAME 
QUINCE'S  HOUSE 

Enter  QUINCE,  SNUG,  BOTTOM,  FLUTE,  SNOUT,  and  STARVELING 

QUIN.  Is  all  our  company  here  ? 
Bor.  You  were  best  to  call  them  generally,  man  by 
man,  according  to  the  scrip. 

1  Eyes. 
[13] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

QUIN.  Here  is  the  scroll  of  every  man's  name,  which 
is  thought  fit,  through  all  Athens,  to  play  in  our  inter- 
lude before  the  duke  and  the  duchess,  on  his  wedding- 
day  at  night. 

HOT.  First,  good  Peter  Quince,  say  what  the  play 
treats  on ;  then  read  the  names  of  the  actors  ;  and  so 
grow  to  a  point. 

QUIN.  Marry,  our  play  is,  The  most  lamentable 
comedy,  and  most  cruel  death  of  Pyramus  and 
Thisby. 

EOT.  A  very  good  piece  of  work,  I  assure  you,  and 
a  merry.  Now,  good  Peter  Quince,  call  forth  your 
actors  by  the  scroll.  Masters,  spread  yourselves. 

QUIN.  Answer  as  1  call  you.  Nick  Bottom,  the 
weaver. 

BOT.  Ready.     Name  what  part  I  am  for,  and  proceed. 

QUIN.  You,  Nick  Bottom,  are  set  down  for  Pyramus. 

HOT.  What  is  Pyramus  ?  a  lover,  or  a  tyrant  ? 

QUIN.  A  lover,  that  kills  himself  most  gallant  for 
love. 

Hi  >T.  That  will  ask  some  tears  in  the  true  performing  of 
it :  if  I  do  it,  let  the  audience  look  to  their  eyes ;  I  will 
move  storms,  I  will  condole  in  some  measure.  To  the 
rest :  yet  my  chief  humour  is  for  a  tyrant :  I  could  play 
Ercles  rarely,  or  a  part  to  tear  a  cat  in,1  to  make  all 
split.  / 

1  To  rant  violently. 
[14] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

The  raging  rocks 
And  shivering  shocks 
Shall  break  the  locks 

Of  prison-gates ; 
And  Phibbus'  car 
Shall  shine  from  far, 
And  make  and  mar 

The  foolish  Fates. 

This  was  lofty !  Now  name  the  rest  of  the  players. 
This  is  Ercles'  vein,  a  tyrant's  vein  ;  a  lover  is  more 
condoling. 

QUIN.  Francis  Flute,  the  bellows-mender. 

FLU.  Here,  Peter  Quince. 

QUIN.  Flute,  you  must  take  Thisby  on  you. 

FLU.   What  is  Thisby  ?  a  wandering  knight  ? 

QUIN.   It  is  the  lady  that  Pyramus  must  love. 

FLU.  Nay,  faith,  let  not  me  play  a  woman ;  I  have 
a  beard  coming. 

QUIN.  That 's  all  one  :  you  shall  play  it  in  a  mask, 
and  you  may  speak  as  small  as  you  will. 

Box.  An  I  may  hide  my  face,  let  me  play  Thisby 
too,  I  '11  speak  in  a  monstrous  little  voice,  "  Thisne, 
Thisne ; "  "  Ah  Pyramus,  my  lover  dear  !  thy  Thisby 
dear,  and  lady  dear !  " 

QUIN.  No,  no  ;  you  must  play  Pyramus  :  and,  Flute, 
you  Thisby. 

Box.   Well,  proceed. 

QUIN.  Robin  Starveling,  the  tailor. 

[15] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

STAR.  Here,  Peter  Quince. 

QUIN.  Robin  Starveling,  you  must  play  Thisby's 
mother.  Tom  Snout,  the  tinker. 

SNOUT.  Here,  Peter  Quince. 

QUIN.  You,  Pyramus'  father :  myself,  Thisby's  father  : 
Snug,  the  joiner  ;  you,  the  lion's  part :  and,  I  hope, 
here  is  a  play  fitted. 

SNUG.  Have  you  the  lion's  part  written  ?  pray  you, 
if  it  be,  give  it  me,  for  I  am  slow  of  study. 

QUIN.  You  may  do  it  extempore,  for  it  is  nothing 
but  roaring. 

EOT.  Let  me  play  the  lion  too :  I  will  roar,  that  I 
will  do  any  man's  heart  good  to  hear  me  ;  I  will  roar, 
that  I  will  make  the  duke  say,  "  Let  him  roar  again, 
let  him  roar  again." 

QUIN.  An  you  should  do  it  too  terribly,  you  would 
fright  the  duchess  and  the  ladies,  that  they  would  shriek  ; 
and  that  were  enough  to  hang  us  all. 

ALL.  That  would  hang  us,  every  mother's  son. 

BOT.  I  grant  you,  friends,  if  you  should  fright  the 
ladies  out  of  their  wits,  they  would  have  no  more  dis- 
cretion but  to  hang  us  :  but  1  will  aggravate  my  voice 
so,  that  I  will  roar  you  as  gently  as  any  sucking  dove ; 
I  will  roar  you  an  't  were  any  nightingale. 

QUIN.  You  can  play  no  part  but  Pyramus ;  for 
Pyramus  is  a  sweet-faced  man ;  a  proper  man,  as 
one  shall  see  in  a  summer's  day ;  a  most  lovely, 

[16] 


BOTTOM     AND    THE    PLAYERS 


B 


OTTOM — L<'t  me  pliifi  the  lion  too:  I  Kill 
nun;  tl/nt   1  icill  tnuh\r  tlie  duke  xui/,  '•'Let 


Act  I,  Scene  ii 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

gentleman-like  man :  therefore  you  must  needs  play 
Pyramus. 

Box.  Well,  I  will  undertake  it.  What  beard  were 
I  best  to  play  it  in  ? 

QUIN.  Why,  what  you  will. 

Box.  I  will  discharge  it  in  either  your  straw  colour 
beard,  your  orange-tawny  beard,  your  purple-in-grain 
beard,  or  your  French  crown  colour  beard,  your  perfect 
yellow. 

QUIN.  Some  of  your  French  crowns  have  no  hair  at 
all,  and  then  you  will  play  barefaced.  But,  masters,  here 
are  your  parts :  and  I  am  to  entreat  you,  request  you, 
and  desire  you,  to  con  them  by  to-morrow  night ;  and 
meet  me  in  the  palace  wood,  a  mile  without  the  town, 
by  moonlight ;  there  will  we  rehearse,  for  if  we  meet  in 
the  city,  we  shall  be  dogged  with  company,  and  our  de- 
vices known.  In  the  mean  time  I  will  draw  a  bill  of  prop- 
erties, such  as  our  play  wants.  I  pray  you,  fail  me  not. 

Box.  We  will  meet ;  and  there  we  may  rehearse 
most  obscenely '  and  courageously.  Take  pains  ;  be 
perfect :  adieu. 

QUIN.  At  the  duke's  oak  we  meet. 

Box.  Enough  ;  hold  or  cut  bow-strings.  [Exeunt. 

1  An  ignorant  blunder  for  "  seemly." 


[17] 


ACT    SECOND --SCENE    I 

A   WOOD  NEAR  ATHENS 

Enter,  from  opposite  sides,  a  Fairv  and  PUCK 

UCK.     How  now,  spirit  !  whither  wander  you  ? 
FAI.   Over  hill,  over  dale, 

Thorough  bush,  thorough  brier, 
Over  park,  over  pale, 

Thorough  flood,  thorough  fire, 
I  do  wander  every  where, 
Swifter  than  the  moon's  sphere ; 
And  I  serve  the  fairy  queen, 
To  dew  her  orbs  l  upon  the  green. 
The  cowslips  tall  her  pensioners  be : 
In  their  gold  coats  spots  you  see  ; 
Those  be  rubies,  fairy  favours, 
In  those  freckles  live  their  savours : 
I  must  go  seek  some  dewdrops  here, 
And  hang  a  pearl  in  every  cowslip's  ear. 

1  The  "  orbs  "  are  the  circles  supposed  to  be  made  by  fairies  on  the 
ground  and  keep  green  by  their  care. 

[18] 


v 


PUCK    AND    THE    1' A  I  K  Y 


UCK — Hoic  urn?,  .spirit!  whither  wander  you  ? 
FAIRY —Over  hill,  over  dale, 

Thorough  bush,  thorough  brier. 


Act  II,  Sceue  i 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

Farewell,  them  lob  of  spirits  ;  I  '11  be  gone  : 
Our  queen  and  all  her  elves  come  here  anon. 

PUCK.  The  king  doth  keep  his  revels  here  to-night : 
Take  heed  the  queen  come  not  within  his  sight ; 
For  Oberon  is  passing  fell  and  wrath, 
Because  that  she  as  her  attendant  hath 
A  lovely  boy,  stolen  from  an  Indian  king; 
She  never  had  so  sweet  a  changeling : 1 
And  jealous  Oberon  would  have  the  child 
Knight  of  his  train,  to  trace  the  forests  wild  ; 
But  she  perforce  withholds  the  loved  boy, 
Crowns  him  with  flowers,  and  makes  him  all  her  joy : 
And  now  they  never  meet  in  grove  or  green, 
By  fountain  clear,  or  spangled  starlight  sheen, 
But  they  do  square,  that  all  their  elves  for  fear 
Creep  into  acorn  cups  and  hide  them  there. 

FAI.    Either  I  mistake  your  shape  and  making  quite, 
Or  else  you  are  that  shrewd  and  knavish  sprite 
Call'd  Robin  Goodfellow  :  are  not  you  he 
That  frights  the  maidens  of  the  villagery ; 
Skim  milk,  and  sometimes  labour  in  the  quern, 
And  bootless  make  the  breathless  housewife  churn  ; 
And  sometime  make  the  drink  to  bear  no  barm  ; 
Mislead  night- wanderers,  laughing  at  their  harm  ? 
Those  that  Hobgoblin  call  you,  and  sweet  Puck, 

1  There  was  a  common  superstition  that  fairies  stole  away  beautiful 
children,  leaving  elves  in  their  places. 

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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

You  do  their  work,  and  they  shall  have  good  luck  : 
Are  not  you  he  ? 

PUCK.  Thou  speak 'st  aright ; 

I  am  that  merry  wanderer  of  the  night. 
I  jest  to  Oberon,  and  make  him  smile, 
When  I  a  fat  and  bean-fed  horse  beguile, 
Neighing  in  likeness  of  a  filly  foal  : 
And  sometimes  lurk  I  in  a  gossip's  bowl,1 
In  very  likeness  of  a  roasted  crab  ; 
And  when  she  drinks,  against  her  lips  I  bob 
And  on  her  withered  dewlap  pour  the  ale. 
The  wisest  aunt,  telling  the  saddest  tale, 
Sometime  for  three-foot  stool  mistaketh  me  ; 
Then  slip  I  from  her  bum,  down  topples  she, 
And  "  tailor  "  cries,  and  falls  into  a  cough  ; 
And  then  the  whole  quire  hold  their  hips  and  laugh  ; 
And  waxen  in  their  mirth,  and  neeze,  and  swear 
A  merrier  hour  was  never  wasted  there. 
But,  room,  fairy  !  here  comes  Oberon. 

FAI.  And  here  my  mistress.    Would  that  he  were  gone 

Enter,  from  one  side,  OBERON,  with  his  train ;  f  rain  the  other, 
TITANIA,  u'ith  hers 

OBE.   Ill  met  by  moonlight,  proud  Titania. 
TITA.  What,  jealous  Oberon  !     Fairies,  skip  hence  : 
I  have  forsworn  his  bed  and  company. 

1  A  christening  cup. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

OBE.  Tarry,  rash  wanton  :  am  not  I  thy  lord  ? 

TITA.  Then  I  must  be  thy  lady  :  but  I  know 
When  thou  hast  stolen  away  from  fairy  land, 
And  in  the  shape  of  Corin  sat  all  day, 
Playing  on  pipes  of  corn,  and  versing  love 
To  amorous  Phillida.     Why  art  thou  here, 
Come  from  the  farthest  steppe  of  India  ? 
But  that,  forsooth,  the  bouncing  Amazon, 
Your  buskin'd  mistress  and  your  warrior  love, 
To  Theseus  must  be  wedded,  and  you  come 
To  give  their  bed  joy  and  prosperity. 

OBE.  How  canst  thou  thus  for  shame,  Titania, 
Glance  at  my  credit  with  Hippolyta, 
Knowing  I  know  thy  love  to  Theseus  ? 
Didst  thou  not  lead  him  through  the  glimmering  night 
From  Perigenia,  whom  he  ravished  ? 
And  make  him  with  fair  ^Egle  break  his  faith, 
With  Ariadne  and  Antiopa  ? 

TITA.  These  are  the  forgeries  of  jealousy  : 
And  never,  since  the  middle  summer's  spring, 
Met  we  on  hill,  in  dale,  forest,  or  mead, 
By  paved  fountain  or  by  rushy  brook, 
Or  in  the  beached  margent  of  the  sea, 
To  dance  our  ringlets  to  the  whistling  wind, 
But  with  thy  brawls  thou  hast  disturb 'd  our  sport. 
Therefore  the  winds,  piping  to  us  in  vain, 
As  in  revenge,  have  suck'd  up  from  the  sea 

[21] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Contagious  fogs  ;  which,  falling  in  the  land, 
Have  every  pelting  river  made  so  proud, 
That  they  have  overborne  their  continents  : 
The  ox  hath  therefore  stretch'd  his  yoke  in  vain, 
The  ploughman  lost  his  sweat ;  and  the  green  corn 
Hath  rotted  ere  his  youth  attain'd  a  beard  : 
The  fold  stands  empty  in  the  drowned  field, 
And  crows  are  fatted  with  the  murrion  flock  ; 
The  nine  men's  morris l  is  fill'd  up  with  mud  ; 
And  the  quaint  mazes  2  in  the  wanton  green, 
For  lack  of  tread,  are  undistinguishable  : 
The  human  mortals  want  their  winter  here  ; 
No  night  is  now  with  hymn  or  carol  blest : 
Therefore  the  moon,  the  governess  of  floods, 
Pale  in  her  anger,  washes  all  the  air, 
That  rheumatic  diseases  do  abound  : 
And  thorough  this  distemperature  we  see 
The  seasons  alter  :  hoary-headed  frosts 
Fall  in  the  fresh  lap  of  the  crimson  rose  ; 
And  on  old  Hiems'  thin  and  icy  crown 
An  odorous  chaplet  of  sweet  summer  buds 
Is,  as  in  mockery,  set :  the  spring,  the  summer, 
The  childing  autumn,  angry  winter,  change 

1  A  game  played  on  three  squares  cut  in  the  turf.     These  squares 
become  filled  with  mud. 

-  Complicated   labyrinthine  figures,  which  boys  traced  upon   the 
grass. 

[22] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Their  wonted  liveries  ;  and  the  mazed  world, 

By  their  increase,  now  knows  not  which  is  which  : 

And  this  same  progeny  of  evils  comes 

From  our  debate,  from  our  dissension  ; 

We  are  their  parents  and  original. 

OBE.  Do  you  amend  it,  then  ;  it  lies  in  you  : 
Why  should  Titania  cross  her  Oberon  ? 
I  do  but  beg  a  little  changeling  boy, 
To  be  my  henchman. 

TITA.  Set  your  heart  at  rest : 

The  fairy  land  buys  not  the  child  of  me. 
His  mother  was  a  votaress  of  my  order  : 
And,  in  the  spiced  Indian  air,  by  night, 
F'ull  often  hath  she  gossip'd  by  my  side  ; 
And  sat  with  me  on  Neptune's  yellow  sands, 
Marking  the  embarked  traders  on  the  flood  ; 
Would  imitate,  and  sail  upon  the  land, 
To  fetch  me  trifles,  and  return  again, 
As  from  a  voyage,  rich  with  merchandise. 
But  she,  being  mortal,  of  that  boy  did  die  ; 
And  for  her  sake  do  I  rear  up  her  boy  ; 
And  for  her  sake  I  will  not  part  with  him. 

OBE.  How  long  within  this  wood  intend  you  stay  ? 

TITA.  Perchance  till  after  Theseus'  wedding-day. 
If  you  will  patiently  dance  in  our  round, 
And  see  our  moonlight  revels,  go  with  us  ; 
If  not,  shun  me,  and  I  will  spare  your  haunts. 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS    DREAM 

OBE.  Give  me  that  boy.  and  I  will  go  with  thee. 

TITA.   Not  for  thy  fairy  kingdom.     Fairies,  away  ! 
We  shall  chide  downright,  if  I  longer  stay. 

[E.rit  Titania  icith  her  Train. 

OBE.  Well,  go  thy  way :   thou  shalt  not  from  this 

grove 

Till  I  torment  thee  for  this  injury. 
My  gentle  Puck. come  hither.     Thou  rememberest 
Since  once  I  sat  upon  a  promontory. 
And  heard  a  mermaid.1  on  a  dolphin's  back. 
Uttering  such  dulcet  and  harmonious  breath. 
That  the  rude  sea  grew  civil  at  her  song. 
And  certain  stars  shot  madly  from  their  spheres, 
To  hear  the  sea-maid's  music. 

PUCK.  I  remember. 

OBE.   That  very  time  I  saw.  but  thou  couldst  not, 
Flying  between  the  cold  moon  and  the  earth. 
Cupid  all  arm'd  :  a  certain  aim  he  took 
At  a  fair  vestal  throned  by  the  west. 
And  loosed  his  love-shaft  smartly  from  his  bow, 
As  it  should  pierce  a  hundred  thousand  hearts  : 
But  I  might  see  young  Cupid's  fiery  shaft 
Quench'd  in  the  chaste  beams  of  the  watery  moon. 
And  the  imperial  votaress "  passed  on, 

1  Supposed  by  some  to  refer  to  Man,-.  Queen  of  Scots,  the  rival  of 
Queen  Elizabeth. 

2  The  "  imperial  votaress  "  is  Queen  Elizabeth. 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

In  maiden  meditation,  fancy-free. 

Yet  mark'd  I  where  the  bolt  of  Cupid  fell : 

It  fell  upon  a  little  western  flower, 

Before  milk-white,  now  purple  with  love's  wound, 

And  maidens  call  it  love-in-idleness.1 

Fetch    me    that    flower  ;    the    herb    I    shew'd    thee 

once : 

The  juice  of  it  on  sleeping  eye-lids  laid 
Will  make  or  man  or  woman  madly  dote 
Upon  the  next  live  creature  that  it  sees. 
Fetch  me  this  herb  ;  and  be  thou  here  again 
Ere  the  leviathan  can  swim  a  league. 

PUCK.  I  '11  put  a  girdle  round  about  the  earth 
In  forty  minutes.  [Exit. 

OBE.  Having  once  this  juice, 

I  '11  watch  Titania  when  she  is  asleep, 
And  drop  the  liquor  of  it  in  her  eyes. 
The  next  thing  then  she  waking  looks  upon, 
Be  it  on  lion,  bear,  or  wolf,  or  bull, 
On  meddling  monkey,  or  on  busy  ape, 
She  shall  pursue  it  with  the  soul  of  love : 
And  ere  I  take  this  charm  from  off  her  sight, 
As  I  can  take  it  with  another  herb, 
I  '11  make  her  render  up  her  page  to  me. 
But  who  comes  here  ?     I  am  invisible  ; 
And  I  will  overhear  their  conference. 

1  A  name  for  the  pansy. 

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A   MIDSUMMER- NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Enter  DEMETRIUS,  HELENA  folloming  him 

DEM.   I  love  thee  not,  therefore  pursue  me  not. 
Where  is  Lysander  and  fair  Hermia  ? 
The  one  I  11  slay,  the  other  slayeth  me. 
Thou  told'st  me  they  were  stolen  unto  this  wood ; 
And  here  am  I,  and  wode '  within  this  wood, 
Because  I  cannot  meet  my  Hermia. 
Hence,  get  thee  gone,  and  follow  me  no  more. 

HEL.  You  draw  me,  you  hard-hearted  adamant ; 
But  yet  you  draw  not  iron,  for  my  heart 
Is  true  as  steel :  leave  you  your  power  to  draw, 
And  I  shall  have  no  power  to  follow  you. 

DEM.  Do  I  entice  you  ?  do  I  speak  you  fair  ? 
Or,  rather,  do  I  not  in  plainest  truth 
Tell  you,  I  do  not  nor  I  cannot  love  you  ? 

HEL.  And  even  for  that  do  I  love  you  the  more. 
I  am  your  spaniel ;  and,  Demetrius, 
The  more  you  beat  me,  I  will  fawn  on  you  : 
Use  me  but  as  your  spaniel,  spurn  me,  strike  me, 
Neglect  me,  lose  me ;  only  give  me  leave, 
Unworthy  as  I  am,  to  follow  you. 
What  worser  place  can  1  beg  in  your  love,  — 
And  yet  a  place  of  high  respect  with  me,  — 
Than  to  be  used  as  you  use  your  dog  ? 

DEM.  Tempt  not  too  much  the  hatred  of  my  spirit ; 
For  I  am  sick  when  I  do  look  on  thee. 

1  Angry,  enraged. 
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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HEL.  And  I  am  sick  when  I  look  not  on  you. 

DEM.  You  do  impeach  your  modesty  too  much, 
To  leave  the  city,  and  commit  yourself 
Into  the  hands  of  one  that  loves  you  not ; 
To  trust  the  opportunity  of  night 
And  the  ill  counsel  of  a  desert  place 
With  the  rich  worth  of  your  virginity. 

HEL.  Your  virtue  is  my  privilege  :  for  that 
It  is  not  night  when  I  do  see  your  face, 
Therefore  I  think  I  am  not  in  the  night ; 
Nor  doth  this  wood  lack  worlds  of  company, 
For  you  in  my  respect  are  all  the  world  : 
Then  how  can  it  be  said  I  am  alone, 
When  all  the  world  is  here  to  look  on  me  ? 

DEM.  I  '11  run  from  thee  and  hide  me  in  the  brakes, 
And  leave  thee  to  the  mercy  of  wild  beasts. 

HEL.  The  wildest  hath  not  such  a  heart  as  you. 
Run  when  you  will,  the  story  shall  be  changed : 
Apollo  flies,  and  Daphne  holds  the  chase  ; 
The  dove  pursues  the  griffin  ;  the  mild  hind 
Makes  speed  to  catch  the  tiger  ;  bootless  speed, 
When  cowardice  pursues,  and  valour  flies. 

DEM.  I  will  not  stay  thy  questions  ;  let  me  go  : 
Or,  if  thou  follow  me,  do  not  believe 
But  I  shall  do  thee  mischief  in  the  wood. 

HEL.  Ay,  in  the  temple,  in  the  town,  the  field, 
You  do  me  mischief.     Fie,  Demetrius  ! 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

Your  wrongs  do  set  a  scandal  on  my  sex  : 

We  cannot  fight  for  love,  as  men  may  do  ; 

We  should  be  woo'd,  and  were  not  made  to  woo. 

[Exit  Dem. 

I  '11  follow  thee,  and  make  a  heaven  of  hell, 
To  die  upon  the  hand  I  love  so  well.  [Exit. 

OBE.  Fare  thee  well,  nymph :  ere  he  do  leave  this  grove, 
Thou  shalt  fly  him,  and  he  shall  seek  thy  love. 

Re-enter  PUCK 
Hast  thou  the  flower  there  ?     Welcome,  wanderer. 

PUCK.  Ay,  there  it  is. 

OBE.  I  pray  thee,  give  it  me. 

I  know  a  bank  where  the  wild  thyme  blows, 
Where  oxlips  and  the  nodding  violet  grows  ; 
Quite  over-canopied  with  luscious  woodbine, 
With  sweet  musk-roses,  and  with  eglantine  : 
There  sleeps  Titania  sometime  of  the  night, 
Lull'd  in  these  flowers  with  dances  and  delight ; 
And  there  the  snake  throws  her  enamell'd  skin, 
Weed  wide  enough  to  wrap  a  fairy  in  : 
And  with  the  juice  of  this  I  '11  streak  her  eyes, 
And  make  her  full  of  hateful  fantasies. 
Take  thou  some  of  it,  and  seek  through  this  grove : 
A  sweet  Athenian  lady  is  in  love 
With  a  disdainful  youth :  anoint  his  eyes ; 
But  do  it  when  the  next  thing  he  espies 
May  be  the  lady :  thou  shalt  know  the  man 

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A   MIDSUMMER- NIGHT'S   DREAM 

By  the  Athenian  garments  he  hath  on. 
Effect  it  with  some  care  that  he  may  prove 
More  fond  on  her  than  she  upon  her  love  : 
And  look  thou  meet  me  ere  the  first  cock  crow. 
PUCK.  Fear  not,  my  lord,  your  servant  shall  do  so. 

[Exeunt. 

SCENE  II  — ANOTHER  PART  OF  THE  WOOD 

Enter  TITANIA,  with  her  train 
TITA.  Come,  now  a  roundel  and  a  fairy  song ; 
Then,  for  the  third  part  of  a  minute,  hence ; 
Some  to  kill  cankers  in  the  musk-rose  buds  ; 
Some  war  with  rere-mice  J  for  their  leathern  wings, 
To  make  my  small  elves  coats  ;  and  some  keep  back 
The  clamorous  owl,  that  nightly  hoots  and  wonders 
At  our  quaint  spirits.     Sing  me  now  asleep  ; 
Then  to  your  offices,  and  let  me  rest. 

SONG 
Fir.  Fairy.  You  spotted  snakes  with  double  tongue, 

Thorny  hedgehogs,  be  not  seen  ; 
Newts  and  blind-worms,  do  no  wrong, 
Come  not  near  our  fairy  queen. 

CHORUS 

Philomel,  with  melody 
Sing  in  our  sweet  lullaby  ; 
Lulla,  lulla,  lullaby,  lulla,  lulla,  lullaby  : 

1  Bats. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Never  harm, 
Nor  spell,  nor  charm, 
Come  our  lovely  lady  nigh  ; 
So,  good  night,  with  lullaby. 
Fir.  Fairy.    Weaving  spiders,  come  not  here  ; 

Hence,  you  long-legged  spinners,  hence  ! 
Beetles  black,  approach  not  near; 
Worm  nor  snail,  do  no  offence. 

CHORUS 
Philomel,  with  melody,  &c. 

SEC.  FAIRY.  Hence,  away  !  now  all  is  well : 
One  aloof  stand  sentinel. 

[Exeunt  Fairies.     Titania  sleeps. 

Enter  OBERON,  and  squeezes  the  Jlower  on    TitanhCs  eyelids 

OBE.  What  thou  seest  when  thou  dost  wake, 
Do  it  for  thy  true-love  take  ; 
Love  and  languish  for  his  sake : 
Be  it  ounce,  or  cat,  or  bear, 
Pard,  or  boar  with  bristled  hair, 
In  thy  eye  that  shall  appear 
When  thou  wakest,  it  is  thy  dear : 
Wake  when  some  vile  thing  is  near.  [Exit. 

Enter  LYSANDER  and  HERMIA 
LYS.  Fair   love,    you   faint  with   wandering   in   the 

wood  ; 
And  to  speak  troth,  I  have  forgot  our  way  : 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

We  '11  rest  us,  Hermia,  if  you  think  it  good, 
And  tarry  for  the  comfort  of  the  day. 

HER.  Be  it  so,  Lysander  :  find  you  out  a  bed  ; 
For  1  upon  this  bank  will  rest  my  head. 

LYS.  One  turf  shall  serve  as  pillow  for  us  both  ; 
One  heart,  one  bed,  two  bosoms,  and  one  troth. 

HER.  Nay,    good     Lysander ;     for     my    sake,    my 
dear, 

Lie  further  off  yet,  do  not  lie  so  near. 

LYS.  O,  take  the  sense,  sweet,  of  my  innocence  1 
Love  takes  the  meaning  in  love's  conference. 
I  mean,  that  my  heart  unto  yours  is  knit, 
So  that  but  one  heart  we  can  make  of  it : 
Two  bosoms  interchained  with  an  oath  ; 
So  then  two  bosoms  and  a  single  troth. 
Then  by  your  side  no  bed -room  me  deny  ; 
For  lying  so,  Hermia,  I  do  not  lie. 

HER.  Lysander  riddles  very  prettily  : 
Now  much  beshrew  my  manners  and  my  pride, 
If  Hermia  meant  to  say  Lysander  lied. 
But,  gentle  friend,  for  love  and  courtesy 
Lie  further  off ;  in  human  modesty, 
Such  separation  as  may  well  be  said 
Becomes  a  virtuous  bachelor  and  a  maid, 
So  far  be  distant ;  and,  good  night,  sweet  friend  : 
Thy  love  ne'er  alter  till  thy  sweet  life  end  ! 

LYS.  Amen,  amen,  to  that  fair  prayer,  say  I ; 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

And  then  end  life  when  I  end  loyalty ! 
Here  is  my  bed  :  sleep  give  thee  all  his  rest ! 

HER.  With   half    that   wish    the    wisher's    eyes    be 
press'd  !  [They  sleep. 

Enter  PUCK 

PUCK.  Through  the  forest  have  I  gone, 
But  Athenian  found  I  none, 
On  whose  eyes  I  might  approve 
This  flower's  force  in  stirring  love. 
Night  and  silence.  —  Who  is  here  ? 
Weeds  of  Athens  he  doth  wear : 
This  is  he,  my  master  said, 
Despised  the  Athenian  maid  ; 
And  here  the  maiden,  sleeping  sound, 
On  the  dank  and  dirty  ground. 
Churl,  upon  thy  eyes  I  throw 
All  the  power  this  charm  doth  owe. 
When  thou  wakest,  let  love  forbid 
Sleep  his  seat  on  thy  eyelid  : 
So  awake  when  I  am  gone  ; 
For  I  must  now  to  Oberon.  [Exit. 

Enter  DEMETRIUS  and  HELENA,  running 
HEL.  Stay,  though  thou  kill  me,  sweet  Demetrius. 
DEM.  I   charge  thee,  hence,  and  do  not  haunt  me 

thus. 

HEL.  O,   wilt  thou  darkling  leave  me  ?  do   not  so. 
DEM.  Stay,  on  thy  peril :  I  alone  will  go.  [Exit. 

[32] 


HELENA    AND    DEMETRIUS 


TT 

•*-  -*• 


ELEXA  —  Stay,  though  thou  kill  me,  ,s 

Act  II,  Sceue  ii 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HEL.  O,  I  am  out  of  breath  in  this  fond  chase  ! 
The  more  my  prayer,  the  lesser  is  my  grace. 
Happy  is  Hermia,  wheresoe'er  she  lies  ; 
For  she  hath  blessed  and  attractive  eyes. 
How  came  her  eyes  so  bright  ?     Not  with  salt  tears  : 
If  so,  my  eyes  are  oftener  wash'd  than  hers. 
No,  no,  I  am  as  ugly  as  a  bear  ; 
For  beasts  that  meet  me  run  away  for  fear : 
Therefore  no  marvel  though  Demetrius 
Do,  as  a  monster,  fly  my  presence  thus. 
What  wicked  and  dissembling  glass  of  mine 
Made  me  compare  with  Hermia's  sphery  eyne  ? 
But  who  is  here  ?     Lysander  !  on  the  ground  ! 
Dead  ?  or  asleep  ?     I  see  no  blood,  no  wound. 
Lysander,  if  you  live,  good  sir,  awake. 

LYS.  [Awaking]  And  run  through  fire  I  will  for  thy 

sweet  sake. 

Transparent  Helena  !     Nature  shews  art, 
That  through  thy  bosom  makes  me  see  thy  heart. 
Where  is  Demetrius  ?     O,  how  fit  a  word 
Is  that  vile  name  to  perish  on  my  sword  ! 

HEL.  Do  not  say  so,  Lysander  ;  say  not  so. 
What   though    he    love    your    Hermia  ?     Lord,    what 

though  ? 
Yet  Hermia  still  loves  you  :  then  be  content. 

LYS.  Content  with  Hermia  !     No ;  I  do  repent 
The  tedious  minutes  I  with  her  have  spent. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Not  Hermia  but  Helena  I  love  : 
Who  will  not  change  a  raven  for  a  dove  ? 
The  will  of  man  is  by  his  reason  sway'd 
And  reason  says  you  are  the  worthier  maid. 
Things  growing  are  not  ripe  until  their  season  : 
So  I,  being  young,  till  now  ripe  not  to  reason  ; 
And  touching  now  the  point  of  human  skill, 
Reason  becomes  the  marshal  to  my  will, 
And  leads  me  to  your  eyes  ;  where  I  o'erlook 
Love's  stories,  written  in  love's  richest  book. 

HEL.  Wherefore  was  I  to  this  keen  mockery  born  ? 
When  at  your  hands  did  I  deserve  this  scorn  ? 
Is  't  not  enough,  is  't  not  enough,  young  man, 
That  I  did  never,  no,  nor  never  can, 
Deserve  a  sweet  look  from  Demetrius'  eye, 
But  you  must  flout  my  insufficiency  ? 
Good  troth,  you  do  me  wrong,  good  sooth,  you  do, 
In  such  disdainful  manner  me  to  woo. 
But  fare  you  well :  perforce  I  must  confess 
I  thought  you  lord  of  more  true  gentleness. 
O,  that  a  lady,  of  one  man  refused, 
Should  of  another  therefore  be  abused  !  [Exit. 

LYS.  She  sees  not  Hermia.    Hermia,  sleep  thou  there  : 
And  never  mayst  thou  come  Lysander  near ! 
For  as  a  surfeit  of  the  sweetest  things 
The  deepest  loathing  to  the  stomach  brings, 
Or  as  the  heresies  that  men  do  leave 

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Are  hated  most  of  those  they  did  deceive, 
So  thou,  my  surfeit  and  my  heresy, 
Of  all  be  hated,  but  the  most  of  me  ! 
And,  all  my  powers,  address  your  love  and  might 
To  honour  Helen  and  to  be  her  knight !  [Krit. 

HER.   [Awaking']  Help  me,  Lysander,  help  me  !  do  thy 

best 

To  pluck  this  crawling  serpent  from  my  breast ! 
Ay  me,  for  pity  !  what  a  dream  was  here  ! 
Lysander,  look  how  I  do  quake  with  fear : 
Methought  a  serpent  eat  my  heart  away, 
And  you  sat  smiling  at  his  cruel  prey. 
Lysander  !  what,  removed  ?     Lysander  !  lord  ! 
What,  out  of  hearing  ?  gone  ?  no  sound,  no  word  ? 
Alack,  where  are  you  ?  speak,  an  if  you  hear : 
Speak,  of  ah1  loves  !     I  swoon  almost  with  fear. 
No  ?  then  I  well  perceive  you  are  not  nigh  : 
Either  death  or  you  I  '11  find  immediately.  [Exit. 


[35] 


ACT   THIRD --SCENE   I 
THE    WOOD 


TIT  A  XI A    LYING   ASLEEP 


B« 


Enter  QUINCE,  SNUG,  BOTTOM,  FLUTE,  Sxour, 
and  STARVELING 


>OT.     Are  we  all  met  ? 

Quix.  Pat,  pat ;  and  here 's  a  marvellous  convenient 
place  for  our  rehearsal.  This  green  plot  shall  be  our 
stage,  this  hawthorn-brake  our  tiring-house  ;  and  we  will 
do  it  in  action  as  we  will  do  it  before  the  duke. 

EOT.  Peter  Quince,  - 

Quix.  What'sayest  thou,  bully  Bottom  ? 

Box.  There  are  things  in  this  comedy  of  Pyramus 
and  Thisby  that  will  never  please.  First,  Pyramus  must 
draw  a  sword  to  kill  himself;  which  the  ladies  cannot 
abide.  How  answer  you  that  ? 

SXOUT.  By  'r  lakin,1  a  parlous 2  fear. 

STAR.  I  believe  we  must  leave  the  killing  out,  when 
all  is  done. 

Box.  Not  a  whit :    I  have  a  device  to  make  all  well. 

1  By  our  ladykin,  —  an  oath  referring  to  the  Virgin. 
3  Perilous. 

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Write  me  a  prologue  ;  and  let  the  prologue  seem  to  say, 
we  will  do  no  harm  with  our  swords,  and  that  Pyramus 
is  not  killed  indeed  ;  and,  for  the  more  better  assurance, 
tell  them  that  I  Pyramus  am  not  Pyramus,  but  Bottom 
the  weaver  :  this  will  put  them  out  of  fear. 

QUIN.  Well,  we  will  have  such  a  prologue ;  and  it 
shall  be  written  in  eight  and  six. 

Box.  No,  make  it  two  more  ;  let  it  be  written  in  eight 
and  eight. 

SNOUT.  Will  not  the  ladies  be  afeard  of  the  lion  ? 

STAR.  I  fear  it,  I  promise  you. 

EOT.  Masters,  you  ought  to  consider  with  yourselves  : 
to  bring  in,  —  God  shield  us  !  —  a  lion  among  ladies,  is  a 
most  dreadful  thing  ;  for  there  is  not  a  more  fearful  wild- 
fowl than  your  lion  living  :  and  we  ought  to  look  to  't. 

SNOUT.  Therefore  another  prologue  must  tell  he  is 
not  a  lion. 

Box.  Nay,  you  must  name  his  name,  and  half  his  face 

must  be  seen  through  the  lion's  neck ;  and  he  himself 

must  speak  through,  saying  thus,  or  to  the  same  defect, 

-  "  Ladies,"   -  or,  "  Fair  ladies,  —  I  would  wish  you," 

—  or,  "I  would  request  you," --or,  "I  would  entreat 

you, — not  to  fear,  not  to  tremble  :  my  life  for  yours. 

If  you  think  I  come  hither  as  a  lion,  it  were  pity  of  my 

life :  no,  I  am  no  such  thing ;  I  am  a  man  as  other  men 

are  :  "  and  there  indeed  let  him  name  his  name,  and  tell 

them  plainly,  he  is  Snug  the  joiner. 

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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

QUIN.  Well,  it  shall  be  so.  But  there  is  two  hard 
things  ;  that  is,  to  bring  the  moonlight  into  a  chamber  ; 
for,  you  know,  Pyramus  and  Thisby  meet  by  moonlight. 

SNOUT.  Doth  the  moon  shine  that  night  we  play  our 
play  ? 

BOT.  A  calendar,  a  calendar  !  look  in  the  almanac ; 
find  out  moonshine,  find  out  moonshine. 

Quix.  Yes,  it  doth  shine  that  night. 

BOT.  Why,  then  may  you  leave  a  casement  of  the 
great  chamber  window,  where  we  play,  open,  and  the 
moon  may  shine  in  at  the  casement. 

QUIN.  Ay  ;  or  else  one  must  come  in  with  a  bush  of 
thorns  and  a  lantern,  and  say  he  comes  to  disfigure,  or  to 
present,  the  person  of  moonshine.  Then,  there  is  another 
thing :  we  must  have  a  wall  in  the  great  chamber ;  for 
Pyramus  and  Thisby,  says  the  story,  did  talk  through 
the  chink  of  a  wall. 

SNOUT.  You  can  never  bring  in  a  wall.  What  say 
you,  Bottom  ? 

BOT.  Some  man  or  other  must  present  wall :  and  let 
him  have  some  plaster,  or  some  loam,  or  some  rough- 
cast about  him,  to  signify  wall ;  and  let  him  hold  his 
fingers  thus,  and  through  that  cranny  shall  Pyramus  and 
Thisby  whisper. 

QUIN.  If  that  may  be,  then  all  is  well.  Come,  sit 
down,  every  mother's  son,  and  rehearse  your  parts.  Pyra- 
mus, you  begin :  when  you  have  spoken  your  speech, 

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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

enter  into  that  brake :  and  so  every  one  according  to 

his  cue. 

Enter  PUCK  behind 

PUCK.  What  hempen  home-spuns  have  we  swagger- 
ing here, 

So  near  the  cradle  of  the  fairy  queen  ? 
What,  a  play  toward  !     I  '11  be  an  auditor  ; 
An  actor  too  perhaps,  if  I  see  cause. 

QUIN.  Speak,  Pyramus.     Thisby,  stand  forth. 

BoT.   Thisby,  the  flowers  of  odious  savours  sweet,  — 

QUIN.  Odours,  odours. 

BoT.   odours  savours  sweet  : 

So  hath  thy  breath,  my  dearest  Thisby  dear. 
But  hark,  a  voice !  stay  thou  but  here  awhile, 

And  by  and  by  I  will  to  thee  appear.  [Exit. 

PUCK.  A  stranger  Pyramus  than  e'er  play'd  here. 

[Exit. 
FLU.  Must  I  speak  now  ? 

QUIN.  Ay,  marry,  must  you  ;  for  you  must  under- 
stand he  goes  but  to  see  a  noise  that  he  heard,  and  is 
to  come  again. 

rLU.    Most  radiant  Pyramus,  most  lily-white  of  hue, 
Of  colour  like  the  red  rose  on  triumphant  brier, 

Most  brisky  juvenal,  and  eke  most  lovely  Jew, 

As  true  as  truest  horse,  that  yet  would  never  tire, 

I  "11  meet  thee,  Pyramus,  at  Ninny's  tomb. 

QUIN.  "  Ninus'  tomb,"  man  :  why,  you  must  not  speak 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S  DREAM 

that  yet ;  that  you  answer  to  Pyramus :  you  speak  all 
your  part  at  once,  cues  and  all.  Pyramus  enter  :  your 
cue  is  past ;  it  is,  "never  tire." 

FLU.    O,  —  As  true  as  truest  horse,  that  yet  would  never  tire. 

Re-enter  PUCK,  and  BOTTOM  with  an  ass's  head 
Box.    If  I  were  fair,  Thisby,  I  were  only  thine. 
QUIN.  O  monstrous !     O  strange !   we  are  haunted. 
Pray,  masters  !  fly,  masters !  Help  ! 

[Exeunt  Quince,  Snug,  Flute,  Snout,  and  Starveling. 
PUCK.  I  '11  follow  you,  I  '11  lead  you  about  a  round, 
Through  bog,  through  bush,  through  brake,  through 

brier : 
Sometime  a  horse  I  '11  be,  sometime  a  hound, 

A  hog,  a  headless  bear,  sometime  a  fire ; 
And  neigh,  and  bark,  and  grunt,  and  roar,  and  burn, 
Like  horse,  hound,  hog,  bear,  fire,  at  every  turn.     [Exit. 
EOT.   Why  do  they  run  away  ?  this  is  a  knavery  of 
them  to  make  me  afeard. 

Re-enter  SNOUT 

SNOUT.  O  Bottom,  thou  art  changed !  what  do  I  see 
on  thee  ? 

Box.  What  do  you  see  ?  you  see  an  ass-head  of  your 
own,  do  you  ?  [Exit  Snout. 

Re-enter  QUINCE 

QUIN.  Bless  thee,    Bottom !    bless   thee !    thou   art 

translated.  [Exit. 

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BOTTOM     WITH    AN     ASS'S    HEAD 


Q 


UINCE  — Bless  thee,  Bottom!  lik.ts  thcc !  thou  art 
translated.  Act  in,  scene  i 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

EOT.  I  see  their  knavery :  this  is  to  make  an  ass  of 
me ;  to  fright  me,  if  they  could.  But  I  will  not  stir 
from  this  place,  do  what  they  can :  I  will  walk  up  and 
down  here,  and  I  will  sing,  that  they  shall  hear  I  am 
not  afraid.  [Sings. 

The  ousel  cock  so  black  of  hue, 

With  orange-tawny  bill, 
The  throstle  with  his  note  so  true, 

The  wren  with  little  quill  ;* 

TITA.  [A leaking]  What    angel   wakes    me   from    my 

flowery  bed  ? 
Box.  [Sings] 

The  finch,  the  sparrow,  and  the  lark, 

The  plain-song  cuckoo  gray, 
Whose  note  full  many  a  man  doth  mark, 

And  dares  not  answer  nay  ;  — 

for,  indeed,  who  would  set  his  wit  to  so  foolish  a 
bird  ?  who  would  give  a  bird  the  lie,  though  he  cry 
"  cuckoo  "  never  so  ? 

TITA.  I  pray  thee,  gentle  mortal,  sing  again  : 
Mine  ear  is  much  enamour 'd  of  thy  note  ; 
So  is  mine  eye  enthralled  to  thy  shape ; 
And  thy  fair  virtue's  force  perforce  doth  move  me 
On  the  first  view  to  say,  to  swear,  I  love  thee. 

BOT.  Methinks,  mistress,  you  should  have  little  reason 

1  Musical  pipe. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

for  that :  and  yet,  to  say  the  truth,  reason  and  love 
keep  little  company  together  now-a-days  ;  the  more 
the  pity,  that  some  honest  neighbours  will  not  make 
them  friends.  Nay,  I  can  gleek  1  upon  occasion. 

TITA.  Thou  art  as  wise  as  thou  art  beautiful. 

Box.  Not  so,  neither  :  but  if  I  had  wit  enough  to  get 
out  of  this  wood,  I  have  enough  to  serve  mine  own  turn. 

TITA.  Out  of  this  wood  do  not  desire  to  go  : 
Thou  shalt  remain  here,  whether  thou  wilt  or  no. 
I  am  a  spirit  of  no  common  rate  : 
The  summer  still  doth  tend  upon  my  state  ; 
And  I  do  love  thee  :  therefore,  go  with  me  ; 
I  '11  give  thee  fairies  to  attend  on  thee ; 
And  they  shall  fetch  thee  jewels  from  the  deep, 
And  sing,  while  thou  on  pressed  flowers  dost  sleep : 
And  I  will  purge  thy  mortal  grossness  so, 
That  thou  shalt  like  an  airy  spirit  go. 
Peaseblossom  !  Cobweb  !  Moth  1  and  Mustardseed  ! 

Enter  PEASEBLOSSOM,  COBWEB,  MOTH,  and  MUSTARDSEED 

FIRST  FAI.  Ready. 

SEC.  FAI.  And  I. 

THIRD  FAI.  And  I. 

FOURTH  FAI.  And  I. 

ALL.  Where  shall  we  go  ? 

TITA.  Be  kind  and  courteous  to  this  gentleman  ; 

1  Jest. 

[42] 


T  IT  A  X  I  A 


r  t  ~jll\-l  A  I A   [Awakening] —  ll'litit  angel  u'ti-kcs  me 
J_      from  my  Jlowery  bed  ?  Act  in,  scene  i 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

Hop  in  his  walks,  and  gambol  in  his  eyes ; 
Feed  him  with  apricocks  and  dewberries, 
With  purple  grapes,  green  figs,  and  mulberries  ; 
The  honey-bags  steal  from  the  humble-bees, 
And  for  night-tapers  crop  their  waxen  thighs, 
And  light  them  at  the  fiery  glow-worm's  eyes, 
To  have  my  love  to  bed  and  to  arise  ; 
And  pluck  the  wings  from  painted  butterflies, 
To  fan  the  moonbeams  from  his  sleeping  eyes : 
Nod  to  him,  elves,  and  do  him  courtesies. 

FIRST  FAI.  Hail,  mortal  1 

SEC.  FAI.  Hail ! 

THIRD  FAI.  Hail ! 

FOURTH  FAI.  Hail ! 

BOT.  I  cry  your  worships  mercy,  heartily  :  I  beseech 
your  worship's  name. 

COB.  Cobweb. 

BOT.  I  shall  desire  you  of  more  acquaintance,  good 
Master  Cobweb  :  if  I  cut  my  finger,  I  shall  make  bold 
with  you.  Your  name,  honest  gentleman  ? 

PEAS.  Peaseblossom. 

BOT.  I  pray  you,  commend  me  to  Mistress  Squash, 
your  mother,  and  to  Master  Peascod,  your  father. 
Good  Master  Peaseblossom,  I  shall  desire  you  of  more 
acquaintance  too.  Your  name,  I  beseech  you,  sir  ? 

Mus.  Mustardseed. 

BOT.  Good  Master  Mustardseed,   I    know   your  pa- 

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tience  well :  that  same  cowardly,  giant-like  ox-beef  hath 
devoured  many  a  gentleman  of  your  house :  I  promise 
you  your  kindred  hath  made  my  eyes  water  ere  now.  I  de- 
sire your  more  acquaintance,  good  Master  Mustardseed. 

TITA.   Come,  wait  upon  him  ;  lead  him  to  my  bower. 

The  moon  methinks  looks  with  a  watery  eye ; 
And  when  she  weeps,  weeps  every  little  flower, 

Lamenting  some  enforced  chastity. 

Tie  up  my  love's  tongue,  bring  him  silently.     [Exeunt. 

SCENE  II  -- -  ANOTHER  PART  OF  THE  WOOD 

Enter  OBERON 

OBE.  I  wonder  if  Titania  be  awaked  ; 
Then,  what  it  was  that  next  came  in  her  eye, 
Which  she  must  dote  on  in  extremity. 

Enter  PUCK 
Here  comes  my  messenger. 

How  now,  mad  spirit ! 
What  night-rule  *  now  about  this  haunted  grove  ? 

PUCK.  My  mistress  with  a  monster  is  in  love. 
Near  to  her  close  and  consecrated  bower, 
While  she  was  in  her  dull  and  sleeping  hour, 
A  crew  of  patches,  rude  mechanicals, 
That  work  for  bread  upon  Athenian  stalls, 
Were  met  together  to  rehearse  a  play, 

1  Night  revelry. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

Intended  for  great  Theseus'  nuptial-day. 

The  shallowest  thick-skin  of  that  barren  sort, 

Who  Pyramus  presented,  in  their  sport 

Forsook  his  scene,  and  enter'd  in  a  brake : 

When  I  did  him  at  this  advantage  take, 

An  ass's  nole  I  fixed  on  his  head  : 

Anon  his  Thisbe  must  be  answered, 

And  forth  my  mimic  comes.     When  they  him  spy, 

As  wild  geese  that  the  creeping  fowler  eye, 

Or  russet-pated  choughs,  many  in  sort, 

Rising  and  cawing  at  the  gun's  report, 

Sever  themselves  and  madly  sweep  the  sky, 

So,  at  his  sight,  away  his  fellows  fly ; 

And,  at  our  stamp,  here  o'er  and  o'er  one  falls  ; 

He  murder  cries,  and  help  from  Athens  calls. 

Their  sense  thus  weak,  lost  with  their  fears  thus  strong, 

Made  senseless  things  begin  to  do  them  wrong  ; 

For  briers  and  thorns  at  their  apparel  snatch ; 

Some  sleeves,  some  hats,  from  yielders  all  things  catch. 

I  led  them  on  in  this  distracted  fear, 

And  left  sweet  Pyramus  translated  there : 

When  in  that  moment,  so  it  came  to  pass, 

Titania  waked,  and  straightway  loved  an  ass. 

OBE.  This  falls  out  better  than  I  could  devise. 
But  hast  thou  yet  latch'd  the  Athenian's  eyes 
With  the  love-juice,  as  I  did  bid  thee  do  ? 

PUCK.  I  took  him  sleeping,  —  that  is  finish'd  too,  - 

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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

And  the  Athenian  woman  by  his  side  ; 
That,  when  he  waked,  of  force  she  must  be  eyed. 
Enter  HERMIA  and  DEMETRIUS 

OBE.  Stand  close  :  this  is  the  same  Athenian. 

PUCK.  This  is  the  woman,  but  not  this  the  man. 

DEM.  O,  why  rebuke  you  him  that  loves  you  so  ? 
Lay  breath  so  bitter  on  your  bitter  foe. 

HER.  Now  1  but  chide  ;  but  I  should  use  thee  worse, 
For  thou,  I  fear,  hast  given  me  cause  to  curse. 
If  thou  hast  slain  Lysander  in  his  sleep, 
Being  o'er  shoes  in  blood,  plunge  in  the  deep, 
And  kill  me  too. 

The  sun  was  not  so  true  unto  the  day 
As  he  to  me :  would  he  have  stolen  away 
From  sleeping  Hermia  ?     I  '11  believe  as  soon 
This  whole  earth  may  be  bored,  and  that  the  moon 
May  through  the  centre  creep,  and  so  displease 
Her  brother's  noontide  with  the  Antipodes. 
It  cannot  be  but  thou  hast  murder 'd  him  ; 
So  should  a  murderer  look,  so  dead,  so  grim. 

DEM.   So  should  the  murder'd  look  ;  and  so  should  I, 
Pierced  through  the  heart  with  your  stern  cruelty  : 
Yet  you,  the  murderer,  look  as  bright,  as  clear, 
As  yonder  Venus  in  her  glimmering  sphere. 

HER.  What 's  this  to  my  Lysander?  where  is  he  ? 
Ah,  good  Demetrius,  wilt  thou  give  him  me  ? 

DEM.  I  had  rather  give  his  carcass  to  my  hounds. 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

HER.  Out,  dog !  out,  cur !  thou  drivest  me  past  the 

bounds 

Of  maiden's  patience.     Hast  thou  slain  him,  then  ? 
Henceforth  be  never  number'd  among  men  ! 
O,  once  tell  true,  tell  true,  even  for  my  sake  ! 
Durst  thou  have  look'd  upon  him  being  awake, 
And  hast  thou  kill'd  him  sleeping  ?     O  brave  touch  ! 
Could  not  a  worm,  an  adder,  do  so  much  ? 
An  adder  did  it  ;  for  with  doubler  tongue 
Than  thine,  thou  serpent,  never  adder  stung. 

DEM.  You  spend  your  passion  on  a  misprised  mood  : 
I  am  not  guilty  of  Lysander's  blood  ; 
Nor  is  he  dead,  for  aught  that  I  can  tell. 

HER.   I  pray  thee,  tell  me  then  that  he  is  well. 

DEM.   An  if  I  could,  what  should  I  get  therefore  ? 

HER.  A  privilege,  never  to  see  me  more. 
And  from  thy  hated  presence  part  I  so : 
See  me  no  more,  whether  he  be  dead  or  no.  [Exit. 

DEM.  There  is  no  following  her  in  this  fierce  vein: 
Here  therefore  for  a  while  I  will  remain. 
So  sorrow's  heaviness  doth  heavier  grow 
For  debt  that  bankrupt  sleep  doth  sorrow  owe  ; 
Which  now  in  some  slight  measure  it  will  pay, 
If  for  his  tender  here  I  make  some  stay. 

[Lies  down  and  sleeps. 

OBE.  What   hast  thou   done  ?   thou   hast   mistaken 

quite, 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

And  laid  the  love-juice  on  some  true-love's  sight : 
Of  thy  misprision  must  perforce  ensue 
Some  true  love  turn'd,  and  not  a  false  turn'd  true. 
PUCK.  Then  fate  o'er-rules,  that,  one  man  holding 

troth, 
A  million  fail,  confounding  oath  on  oath. 

OBE.  About  the  wood  go  swifter  than  the  wind, 
And  Helena  of  Athens  look  thou  find  : 
All  fancy-sick  she  is  and  pale  of  cheer, 
With  sighs  of  love,  that  costs  the  fresh  blood  dear : 
By  some  illusion  see  thou  bring  her  here  : 
I  '11  charm  his  eyes  against  she  do  appear. 

PUCK.   I  go,  1  go  ;  look  how  I  go, 
Swifter  than  arrow  from  the  Tartar's  bow. 
OBE.      Flower  of  this  purple  dye, 
Hit  with  Cupid's  archery, 
Sink  in  apple  of  his  eye. 
When  his  love  he  doth  espy, 
Let  her  shine  as  gloriously 
As  the  Venus  of  the  sky. 
When  thou  wakest,  if  she  be  by, 
Beg  of  her  for  remedy. 

Re-enter  PUCK 

PUCK.  Captain  of  our  fairy  band, 
Helena  is  here  at  hand  ; 
And  the  youth,  mistook  by  me, 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

Pleading  for  a  lover's  fee. 

Shall  we  their  fond  pageant  see  ? 

Lord,  what  fools  these  mortals  be  1 
OBE.     Stand  aside  :  the  noise  they  make 

Will  cause  Demetrius  to  awake. 
PUCK.  Then  will  two  at  once  woo  one  ; 

That  must  needs  be  sport  alone  ; 

And  those  things  do  best  please  me 

That  befal  preposterously. 

Enter  LYSANDER  and  HELENA 

LYS.  Why  should  you  think  that  I  should   woo  in 
scorn  ? 

Scorn  and  derision  never  come  in  tears : 
Look,  when  I  vow,  I  weep  ;  and  vows  so  born, 

In  their  nativity  all  truth  appears. 
How  can  these  things  in  me  seem  scorn  to  you, 
Bearing  the  badge  of  faith,  to  prove  them  true  ? 

HEL.  You    do    advance    your    cunning    more    and 
more. 

When  truth  kills  truth,  O  devilish-holy  fray  ! 
These  vows  are  Hermia's  :  will  you  give  her  o'er  ? 

Weigh  oath  with  oath,  and  you  will  nothing  weigh : 
Your  vows  to  her  and  me,  put  in  two  scales, 
Will  even  weigh  ;  and  both  as  light  as  tales. 

LYS.  I  had  no  judgement  when  to  her  I  swore. 

HEL.  Nor  none,  in  my  mind,  now  you  give  her  o'er. 
*  [49] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

LYS.  Demetrius  loves  her,  and  he  loves  not  you. 

DEM.  [Awaking]  O  Helen,  goddess,  nymph,  perfect, 

divine ! 

To  what,  my  love,  shall  I  compare  thine  eyne  ? 
Crystal  is  muddy.     O,  how  ripe  in  show 
Thy  lips,  those  kissing  cherries,  tempting  grow  ! 
That  pure  congealed  white,  high  Taurus'  snow, 
Fann'd  with  the  eastern  wind,  turns  to  a  crow 
When  thou  hold'st  up  thy  hand  :  O,  let  me  kiss 
This  princess  of  pure  white,  this  seal  of  bliss  ! 

HEL.  O  spite  !  O  hell !  I  see  you  all  are  bent 
To  set  against  me  for  your  merriment : 
If  you  were  civil  and  knew  courtesy, 
You  would  not  do  me  thus  much  injury. 
Can  you  not  hate  me,  as  I  know  you  do, 
But  you  must  join  in  souls  to  mock  me  too  ? 
If  you  were  men,  as  men  you  are  in  show, 
You  would  not  use  a  gentle  lady  so  ; 
To  vow,  and  swear,  and  superpraise  my  parts. 
When  I  am  sure  you  hate  me  with  your  hearts. 
You  both  are  rivals,  and  love  Hermia ; 
And  now  both  rivals,  to  mock  Helena  : 
A  trim  exploit,  a  manly  enterprise, 
To  conjure  tears  up  in  a  poor  maid's  eyes 
With  your  derision  !  none  of  noble  sort 
Would  so  offend  a  virgin,  and  extort 
A  poor  soul's  patience,  all  to  make  you  sport. 

[50] 


:- 


HELENA,    DEMETRIUS,   AND    LYSAXDER 


H 


ELEXA  —  0  spite  !  U  hell .'     I  .w  you  all  are  bent 
To  set  Hfi-u/nxf  nif  for  your  merriment.    Act  in,  Scene  u 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S    DREAM 

LYS.  You  are  unkind,  Demetrius  ;  be  not  so  ; 
For  you  love  Hermia  ;  this  you  know  I  know  : 
And  here,  with  all  good  will,  with  all  my  heart, 
In  Hermia's  love  1  yield  you  up  my  part ; 
And  yours  of  Helena  to  me  bequeath, 
Whom  I  do  love,  and  will  do  till  my  death. 

HEL.  Never  did  mockers  waste  more  idle  breath. 

DEM.  Lysander,  keep  thy  Hermia  ;  I  will  none  : 
If  e'er  I  loved  her,  all  that  love  is  gone. 
My  heart  to  her  but  as  guest-wise  sojourn'd, 
And  now  to  Helen  is  it  home  return 'd, 
There  to  remain. 

LYS.  Helen,  it  is  not  so. 

DEM.  Disparage  not  the  faith  thou  dost  not  know, 
Lest,  to  thy  peril,  thou  aby  it  dear. 
Look,  where  thy  love  comes  ;  yonder  is  thy  dear. 

Re-enter  HERMIA 

HER.  Dark  night,  that  from  the  eye  his  function  takes, 
The  ear  more  quick  of  apprehension  makes  ; 
Wherein  it  doth  impair  the  seeing  sense, 
It  pays  the  hearing  double  recompence. 
Thou  art  not  by  mine  eye,  Lysander,  found  ; 
Mine  ear,  I  thank  it,  brought  me  to  thy  sound. 
But  why  unkindly  didst  thou  leave  me  so  ? 

LYS.  Why  should  he  stay,  whom   love  dotli  press 
to  go  ? 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HER.  What  love  could  press  Lysander  from  my  side  ? 

LYS.  Lysander's  love,  that  would  not  let  him  bide, 
Fair  Helena,  who  more  engilds  the  night 
Than  all  yon  fiery  oes  1  and  eyes  of  light. 
Why   seek'st   thou    me?    could  not  this    make    thee 

know, 
The  hate  I  bare  thee  made  me  leave  thee  so  ? 

HER.  You  speak  not  as  you  think  :  it  cannot  be. 

HEL.  Lo,  she  is  one  of  this  confederacy  ! 
Now  I  perceive  they  have  conjoin'd  all  three 
To  fashion  this  false  sport,  in  spite  of  me. 
Injurious  Hermia  !  most  ungrateful  maid  ! 
Have  you  conspired,  have  you  with  these  contrived 
To  bait  me  with  this  foul  derision  ? 
Is  all  the  counsel  that  we  two  have  shared, 
The  sisters'  vows,  the  hours  that  we  have  spent, 
When  we  have  chid  the  hasty-footed  time 
For  parting  us,  —  O,  is  all  forgot  ? 
All  school-days'  friendship,  childhood  innocence  ? 
We,  Hermia,  like  two  artificial  gods, 
Have  with  our  needles  created  both  one  flower, 
Both  on  one  sampler,  sitting  on  one  cushion, 
Both  warbling  of  one  song,  both  in  one  key ; 
As  if  our  hands,  our  sides,  voices,  and  minds, 
Had  been  incorporate.     So  we  grew  together, 
Like  to  a  double  cherry,  seeming  parted, 

1  Circles  of  fire,  stars. 
[52] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

But  yet  an  union  in  partition  ; 

Two  lovely  berries  moulded  on  one  stem ; 

So,  with  two  seeming  bodies,  but  one  heart ; 

Two  of  the  first,  like  coats  in  heraldry, 

Due  but  to  one,  and  crowned  with  one  crest. 

And  will  you  rent  our  ancient  love  asunder, 

To  join  with  men  in  scorning  your  poor  friend  ? 

It  is  not  friendly,  't  is  not  maidenly : 

Our  sex,  as  well  as  I,  may  chide  you  for  it, 

Though  I  alone  do  feel  the  injury. 

HER.  I  am  amazed  at  your  passionate  words. 
I  scorn  you  not :  it  seems  that  you  scorn  me. 

HEL.  Have  you  not  set  Lysander,  as  in  scorn, 
To  follow  me  and  praise  my  eyes  and  face  ? 
And  made  your  other  love,  Demetrius, 
Who  even  but  now  did  spurn  me  with  his  foot, 
To  call  me  goddess,  nymph,  divine  and  rare, 
Precious,  celestial  ?     Wherefore  speaks  he  this 
To  her  he  hates  ?  and  wherefore  doth  Lysander 
Deny  your  love,  so  rich  within  his  soul, 
And  tender  me,  forsooth,  affection, 
But  by  your  setting  on,  by  your  consent  ? 
What  though  I  be  not  so  in  grace  as  you, 
So  hung  upon  with  love,  so  fortunate, 
But  miserable  most,  to  love  unloved  ? 
This  you  should  pity  rather  than  despise. 

HER.  I  understand  not  what  you  mean  by  this. 

[53] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HEL.  Ay,  do,  persever,  counterfeit  sad  looks, 
Make  mouths  upon  me  when  I  turn  my  back  ; 
Wink  each  at  other  ;  hold  the  sweet  jest  up  : 
This  sport,  well  carried,  shall  be  chronicled. 
If  you  have  any  pity,  grace,  or  manners, 
You  would  not  make  me  such  an  argument. 
But  fare  ye  well :  't  is  partly  my  own  fault ; 
Which  death  or  absence  soon  shall  remedy. 

LYS.  Stay,  gentle  Helena ;  hear  my  excuse  : 
My  love,  my  life,  my  soul,  fair  Helena  ! 

HEL.  O  excellent ! 

HER.  Sweet,  do  not  scorn  her  so. 

DEM.  If  she  cannot  entreat,  I  can  compel. 

LYS.    Thou  canst  compel  no  more  than  she  entreat : 
Thy  threats   have   no   more   strength   than   her  weak 

prayers. 

Helen,  I  love  thee ;  by  my  life,  I  do : 
I  swear  by  that  which  I  will  lose  for  thee, 
To  prove  him  false  that  says  I  love  thee  not. 

DEM.  I  say  I  love  thee  more  than  he  can  do. 

LYS.  If  thou  say  so,  withdraw,  and  prove  it  too. 

DEM.  Quick,  come  1 

HER.  Lysander,  whereto  tends  all  this  ? 

LYS.  Away,  you  Ethiope  1 

DEM.  No,  no  ;  he  '11  .  .  . 

Seem  to  break  loose  ;  take  on  as  you  would  follow, 
But  yet  come  not :  you  are  a  tame  man,  go  1 

[54] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

LYS.   Hang  off,  thou  cat,  thou  burr !  vile  thing,  let 

loose, 

Or  I  will  shake  thee  from  me  like  a  serpent ! 
HER.  Why  are  you  grown  so  rude  ?  what  change  is 

this? 
Sweet  love,  — 

LYS.  Thy  love  !  out,  tawny  Tartar,  out ! 
Out,  loathed  medicine  !  hated  potion,  hence  1 
HER.  Do  you  not  jest  ? 

HEL.  Yes,  sooth  ;  and  so  do  you. 

LYS.  Demetrius,  I  will  keep  my  word  with  thee. 
DEM.  I  would  I  had  your  bond,  for  I  perceive 
A  weak  bond  holds  you  :  I  '11  not  trust  your  word. 
LYS.  What,  should   I   hurt  her,  strike  her,  kill  her 

dead  ? 
Although  I  hate  her,  I  '11  not  harm  her  so. 

HER.    What,  can   you   do  me   greater    harm    than 

hate? 

Hate  me  !  wherefore  ?     O  me  !  what  news,  my  love  ! 
Am  not  I  Hermia  ?  are  not  you  Lysander  ? 
I  am  as  fair  now  as  I  was  erewhile. 
Since  night  you  loved   me  ;  yet  since  night  you  left 

me : 

Why,  then  you  left  me,  —  O,  the  gods  forbid  !  — 
In  earnest,  shall  I  say  ? 

LYS.  Ay,  by  my  life  ; 

And  never  did  desire  to  see  thee  more. 

[55] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Therefore  be  out  of  hope,  of  question,  of  doubt ; 
Be  certain,  nothing  truer  ;  't  is  no  jest 
That  1  do  hate  thee,  and  love  Helena. 

HER.  O  me  !  you  juggler  !  you  canker-blossom  ! 
You  thief  of  love  !  what,  have  you  come  by  night 
And  stolen  my  love's  heart  from  him  ? 

HEL.  Fine,  i'  faith  ! 

Have  you  no  modesty,  no  maiden  shame, 
No  touch  of  bashfulness  ?     What,  will  you  tear 
Impatient  answers  from  my  gentle  tongue  ? 
Fie,  fie  !  you  counterfeit,  you  puppet,  you  ! 

HER.  Puppet  ?  why  so  ?  ay,  that  way  goes  the  game. 
Now  I  perceive  that  she  hath  made  compare 
Between  our  statures :  she  hath  urged  her  height ; 
And  with  her  personage,  her  tall  personage, 
Her  height,  forsooth,  she  hath  prevail'd  with  him. 
And  are  you  grown  so  high  in  his  esteem, 
Because  I  am  so  dwarfish  and  so  low  ? 
How  low  am  I,  thou  painted  maypole  ?  speak ; 
How  low  am  I  ?     I  am  not  yet  so  low 
But  that  my  nails  can  reach  unto  thine  eyes. 

HEL.  I   pray   you,   though   you   mock   me,   gentle- 
men, 

Let  her  not  hurt  me :  I  was  never  curst ; 
I  have  no  gift  at  all  in  shrewishness  ; 
I  am  a  right  maid  for  my  cowardice : 
Let  her  not  strike  me.     You  perhaps  may  think, 

[56] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

Because  she  is  something  lower  than  myself, 
That  I  can  match  her. 

HER.  Lower  !  hark,  again. 

HEL.  Good  Hermia,  do  not  be  so  bitter  with  me 
I  evermore  did  love  you,  Hermia, 
Did  ever  keep  your  counsels,  never  wrong'd  you  ; 
Save  that,  in  love  unto  Demetrius, 
I  told  him  of  your  stealth  unto  this  wood. 
He  follow'd  you  ;  for  love  I  follow'd  him  ; 
But  he  hath  chid  me  hence,  and  threaten'd  me 
To  strike  me,  spurn  me,  nay,  to  kill  me  too  : 
And  now,  so  you  will  let  me  quiet  go, 
To  Athens  will  I  bear  my  folly  back, 
And  follow  you  no  further  :  let  me  go  : 
You  see  how  simple  and  how  fond  I  am. 

HER.  Why,  get  you  gone  :  who  is  't  that  hinders  you  ? 

HEL.  A  foolish  heart,  that  I  leave  here  behind. 

HER.  What,  with  Lysander  ? 

HEL.  With  Demetrius. 

LYS.  Be  not  afraid  ;  she  shall  not  harm  thee,  Helena. 

DEM.  No,  sir,  she  shall  not,  though  you  take  her  part. 

HEL.  O,  when  she's  angry,  she  is  keen  and  shrewd  ! 
She  was  a  vixen  when  she  went  to  school ; 
And  though  she  be  but  little,  she  is  fierce. 

HER.  Little  again  !  nothing  but  low  and  little  1 
Why  will  you  suffer  her  to  flout  me  thus  ? 
Let  me  come  to  her. 

[57] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

LYS.  Get  you  gone,  you  dwarf ; 

You  minimus,  of  hindering  knot-grass  made  ; 
You  bead,  you  acorn. 

DEM.  You  are  too  officious 

In  her  behalf  that  scorns  your  services. 
Let  her  alone  :  speak  not  of  Helena  ; 
Take  not  her  part ;  for,  if  thou  dost  intend 
Never  so  little  show  of  love  to  her, 
Thou  shalt  aby  it. 

LYS.  Now  she  holds  me  not ; 

Now  follow,  if  thou  darest,  to  try  whose  right, 
Of  thine  or  mine,  is  most  in  Helena. 

DEM.  Follow  !  nay.  I  '11  go  with  thee,  cheek  by  jole. 

[Exeunt  Lysander  and  Demetrius. 

HEK.  You,  mistress,  all  this  coil  is  long  of  you  : 
Nay,  go  not  back. 

HEL.  I  will  not  trust  you,  I, 

Nor  longer  stay  in  your  curst  company. 
Your  hands  than  mine  are  quicker  for  a  fray, 
My  legs  are  longer  though,  to  run  away.  [Exit. 

HER.  I  am  amazed,  and  know  not  what  to  say.    [Exit. 

OBE.  This  is  thy  negligence  :  still  thou  mistakest, 
Or  else  committ'st  thy  knaveries  wilfully. 

PUCK.  Believe  me,  king  of  shadows,  I  mistook. 
Did  not  you  tell  me  I  should  know  the  man 
By  the  Athenian  garments  he  had  on  ? 
And  so  far  blameless  proves  my  enterprise, 

[58] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

That  I  have  :nointed  an  Athenian's  eyes ; 
And  so  far  am  I  glad  it  so  did  sort, 
As  this  their  jangling  I  esteem  a  sport. 

OBE.  Thou  see'st  these  lovers  seek  a  place  to  fight : 
Hie  therefore,  Robin,  overcast  the  night ; 
The  starry  welkin  cover  thou  anon 
With  drooping  fog,  as  black  as  Acheron ; 
And  lead  these  testy  rivals  so  astray, 
As  one  come  not  within  another's  way. 
Like  to  Lysander  sometime  frame  thy  tongue, 
Then  stir  Demetrius  up  with  bitter  wrong ; 
And  sometime  rail  thou  like  Demetrius ; 
And  from  each  other  look  thou  lead  them  thus, 
Till  o'er  their  brows  death- counterfeiting  sleep 
With  leaden  legs  and  batty  wings  doth  creep  : 
Then  crush  this  herb  into  Lysander's  eye  ; 
Whose  liquor  hath  this  virtuous  property, 
To  take  from  thence  all  error  with  his  might. 
And  make  his  eyeballs  roll  with  wonted  sight. 
When  they  next  wake,  all  this  derision 
Shall  seem  a  dream  and  fruitless  vision  ; 
And  back  to  Athens  shall  the  lovers  wend, 
With  league  whose  date  till  death  shall  never  end. 
Whiles  I  in  this  affair  do  thee  employ, 
I  '11  to  my  queen  and  beg  her  Indian  boy  ; 
And  then  I  will  her  charmed  eye  release 
From  monster's  view,  and  all  things  shall  be  peace. 

[59] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

PUCK.  My  fairy  lord,  this  must  be  done  with  haste, 
For  night's  swift  dragons  cut  the  clouds  full  fast, 
And  yonder  shines  Aurora's  harbinger  ; 
At  whose  approach,  ghosts,  wandering  here  and  there, 
Troop  home  to  churchyards  :  damned  spirits  all, 
That  in  crossways  and  floods  have  burial, 
They  wilfully  themselves  exile  from  light, 
And  must  for  aye  consort  with  black-brow'd  night. 

OBE.  But  we  are  spirits  of  another  sort : 
I  with  the  morning's  love  have  oft  made  sport ; 
And,  like  a  forester,  the  groves  may  tread, 
Even  till  the  eastern  gate,  all  fiery-red, 
Opening  on  Neptune  with  fair  blessed  beams, 
Turns  into  yellow  gold  his  salt  green  streams. 
But,  notwithstanding,  haste  ;  make  no  delay  : 
We  may  effect  this  business  yet  ere  day.  [Exit. 

PUCK.  Up  and  down,  up  and  down, 
I  will  lead  them  up  and  down  : 
I  am  fear'd  in  field  and  town : 
Goblin,  lead  them  up  and  down. 
Here  comes  one. 

Re-enter  LYSANDER 

LYS.  Where  art  thou,  proud  Demetrius  ?  speak  thou 

now. 
PUCK.  Here,  villain ;  drawn  and  ready.     Where  art 

thou  ? 

LYS.  I  will  be  with  thee  straight. 

[60] 


LYSANDER  SEEKS  DEMETRIUS 


L 


YSANDER —  Where  art  thou,  proud  Demetr'rus? 


Act  IU,  Scene  ii 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

PUCK.  Follow  me,  then, 

To  plainer  ground.  [Exit  Lysander,  as  following  the  voice. 

Re-enter  DEMETRIUS 

DEM.  Lysander  !  speak  again  : 

Thou  runaway,  thou  coward,  art  thou  fled  ? 
Speak !     In  some  bush  ?     Where  dost  thou  hide  thy 

head  ? 

PUCK.  Thou  coward,  art  thou  bragging  to  the  stars, 
Telling  the  bushes  that  thou  look'st  for  wars, 
And   wilt    not   come  ?     Come,   recreant ;    come,  thou 

child  ; 

I  '11  whip  thee  with  a  rod  :  he  is  defiled 
That  draws  a  sword  on  thee. 

DEM.  Yea,  art  thou  there  ? 

PUCK.  Follow  my  voice  :  we  '11  try  no  manhood  here. 

[Exeunt. 

Re-enter  LYSANDER 

LYS.  He  goes  before  me  and  still  dares  me  on : 
When  I  come  where  he  calls,  then  he  is  gone. 
The  villain  is  much  lighter-heel'd  than  I  : 
I  follow'd  fast,  but  faster  he  did  fly  ; 
That  fallen  am  I  in  dark  uneven  way, 
And  here  will  rest  me.      [Lies  down.']      Come,  thou  gentle 

day  ! 

For  if  but  once  thou  show  me  thy  grey  light, 
1 11  find  Demetrius,  and  revenge  this  spite.         [Sleeps. 

[61] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Re-enter  PUCK  and  DEMETRIUS 

PUCK.  Ho,  ho,  ho  !     Coward,  why  coniest  thou  not  ? 
DEM.   Abide  me,  if  thou  darest ;  for  well  I  wot 
Thou  runn'st  before  me,  shifting  every  place, 
And  darest  not  stand,  nor  look  me  in  the  face. 
W  here  art  thou  now  ? 

PUCK.  Come  hither  :  I  am  here. 

DEM.  Nay,  then,  thou  mock'st  me.     Thou  shalt  buy 

this  dear, 

If  ever  I  thy  face  by  daylight  see : 
Now,  go  thy  way.     Faintness  constraineth  me 
To  measure  out  my  length  on  this  cold  bed. 
By  day's  approach  look  to  be  visited. 

[Lies  down  and  sleeps. 
Re-enter  HELENA 
HEL.  O  weary  night,  O  long  and  tedious  night, 

Abate  thy  hours  !     Shine  comforts  from  the  east, 
That  I  may  back  to  Athens  by  daylight, 

From  these  that  my  poor  company  detest : 
And  sleep,  that  sometimes  shuts  up  sorrow's  eye, 
Steal  me  awhile  from  mine  own  company. 

[Lies  down  and  sleeps. 

PUCK.  Yet  but  three  ?     Come  one  more  ; 
Two  of  both  kinds  makes  up  four. 
Here  she  comes,  curst  and  sad : 
Cupid  is  a  knavish  lad, 
Thus  to  make  poor  females  mad. 
[62] 


H  E  R  M  I  A 


H 


ERMIA  —  Xt'ivr  so  ZMW//,  never  .vo  in  ra><-  ,• 

Reditbblcd  ictth  ile:c,  and  torn  Kith  brim  ,• 
I  can  no  further  crawl,  no  further  go. 


A<-t  III,  Scene  ii 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Re-enter  HERMIA 
HER.  Never  so  weary,  never  so  in  woe ; 

Bedabbled  with  the  dew,  and  torn  with  briers ; 
I  can  no  further  crawl,  no  further  go  ; 

My  legs  can  keep  no  pace  with  my  desires. 
Here  will  I  rest  me  till  the  break  of  day. 
Heavens  shield  Lysander,  if  they  mean  a  fray  ! 

[Lies  down  and  sleeps. 
PUCK.  On  the  ground 

Sleep  sound : 
I  '11  apply 
To  your  eye, 
Gentle  lover,  remedy. 

[Squeezing  the  juice  on  Lysander  s  eye. 
When  thou  wakest, 
Thou  takest 
True  delight 
In  the  sight 

Of  thy  former  lady's  eye  : 
And  the  country  proverb  known, 
That  every  man  should  take  his  own, 
In  your  waking  shall  be  shown  : 
Jack  shall  have  Jill ; 
Nought  shall  go  ill ; 
The  man  shall  have  his  mare  again,  and  all  shah1  be  well. 

[Exit. 

[63] 


ACT    FOURTH  — SCENE    I  — THE    SAME 

LYSANDER,  DEMETRIUS,  HELENA,  AND 
HERMIA,   LYING  ASLEEP 

Enter  TITANIA  and  BOTTOM  ;  PEASEBLOSSOM,  COBWEB,  MOTH,  MUSTARD- 
SEED,  and  other  Fairies  attending ;  OBERON  behind  unseen 

A  IT.     Come,  sit  thee  down  upon  this  flowery  bed, 
While  I  thy  amiable  cheeks  do  coy,1 
And  stick  musk-roses  in  thy  sleek  smooth  head, 
And  kiss  thy  fair  large  ears,  my  gentle  joy. 

Box.  Where's  Peaseblossom  ? 

PEAS.  Ready. 

Box.  Scratch  my  head,  Peaseblossom.  Where 's 
Mounsieur  Cobweb  ? 

COB.  Ready. 

Box.  Mounsieur  Cobweb,  good  mounsieur,  get  you 
your  weapons  in  your  hand,  and  kill  me  a  red-hipped 
humble-bee  on  the  top  of  a  thistle  ;  and,  good  mounsieur, 
bring  me  the  honey-bag.  Do  not  fret  yourself  too 
much  in  the  action,  mounsieur ;  and,  good  mounsieur, 
have  a  care  the  honey-bag  break  not ;  I  would  be  loth 

1  Caress. 
[64] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

to    have   you    overflown    with    a    honey-bag,    signior. 
Where's  Mounsieur  Mustardseed  ? 

Mus.  Ready. 

Box.  Give  me  your  neaf,1  Mounsieur  Mustardseed. 
Pray  you,  leave  your  courtesy,  good  mounsieur. 

Mus.  What 's  your  will  ? 

Box.  Nothing,  good  mounsieur,  but  to  help  Cavalery 
Cobweb  to  scratch.  I  must  to  the  barber's,  mounsieur  ; 
for  methinks  I  am  marvellous  hairy  about  the  face  ;  and 
I  am  such  a  tender  ass,  if  my  hair  do  but  tickle  me,  I 
must  scratch. 

TIXA.  What,  wilt  thou  hear  some  music,  my  sweet 
love  ? 

Box.  I  have  a  reasonable  good  ear  in  music.  Let 's 
have  the  tongs  and  the  bones. 

TIXA.  Or  say,  sweet  love,  what  thou  desirest  to  eat. 

Box.  Truly,  a  peck  of  provender:  I  could  munch 
your  good  dry  oats.  Methinks  I  have  a  great  desire  to 
a  bottle  of  hay :  good  hay,  sweet  hay,  hath  no  fellow. 

TIXA.   I  have  a  venturous  fairy  that  shall  seek 
The  squirrel's  hoard,  and  fetch  thee  new  nuts. 

Box.  I  had  rather  have  a  handful  or  two  of  dried  peas. 
But,  I  pray  you,  let  none  of  your  people  stir  me  :  I  have 
an  exposition  of  sleep  come  upon  me. 

TIXA.  Sleep  thou,  and  I  will  wind  thee  in  my  arms. 
Fairies,  be  gone,  and  be  all  ways  away.       [Exeunt  Fairies. 

1  Fist  or  hand. 
*  [65] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

So  doth  the  woodbine  the  sweet  honeysuckle 

Gently  entwist ;  the  female  ivy  so 

Enrings  the  barky  fingers  of  the  elm. 

O,  how  I  love  thee !  how  I  dote  on  thee  !         [  They  deep. 

Enter  PrcK 

OBE.  [Advancing}  Welcome,  good  Robin.     See'st  thou 

this  sweet  sight  ? 

Her  dotage  now  I  do  begin  to  pity : 
For,  meeting  her  of  late  behind  the  wood, 
Seeking  sweet  favours  for  this  hateful  fool, 
I  did  upbraid  her,  and  fall  out  with  her ; 
For  she  his  hairy  temples  then  had  rounded 
With  coronet  of  fresh  and  fragrant  flowers  ; 
And  that  same  dew,  which  sometime  on  the  buds 
Was  wont  to  swell,  like  round  and  orient  pearls, 
Stood  now  within  the  pretty  flowerets'  eyes, 
Like  tears,  that  did  their  own  disgrace  bewail. 
When  I  had  at  my  pleasure  taunted  her, 
And  she  in  mild  terms  begg'd  my  patience, 
I  then  did  ask  of  her  her  changeling  child  ; 
Which  straight  she  gave  me,  and  her  fairy  sent 
To  bear  him  to  my  bower  in  fairy  land. 
And  now  I  have  the  boy,  I  will  undo 
This  hateful  imperfection  of  her  eyes : 
And,  gentle  Puck,  take  this  transformed  scalp 
From  off  the  head  of  this  Athenian  swain  ; 

[66] 


'        UKr-fjTLH 


TITANIA     AND     BOTTOM 


^f^ri'AXIA  —  Or  say,  /nceet  lore,  ic/ntt  thiiu  Jexirext  to  c/if. 

M  A.t  IV,  Scene  i 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

That,  he  awaking  when  the  other  do, 
May  all  to  Athens  back  again  repair, 
And  think  no  more  of  this  night's  accidents, 
But  as  the  fierce  vexation  of  a  dream. 
But  first  I  will  release  the  fairy  queen. 
Be  as  thou  wast  wont  to  be  ; 
See  as  thou  wast  wont  to  see : 
Dian's  bud  o'er  Cupid's  flower 
Hath  such  force  and  blessed  power. 
Now,  my  Titania  ;  wake  you,  my  sweet  queen. 

TITA.  My  Oberon  !  what  visions  have  I  seen  ! 
Methought  I  was  enamour'd  of  an  ass. 
OBE.     There  lies  your  love. 

TITA.  How  came  these  things  to  pass  ? 

O,  how  mine  eyes  do  loathe  his  visage  now  ! 

OBK.  Silence  awhile.     Robin,  take  off  this  head. 
Titania,  music  call ;  and  strike  more  dead 
Than  common  sleep  of  all  these  five  the  sense. 
TITA.  Music,  ho  !   music,  such  as  charmeth  sleep  ! 

[Mtisic,  still. 
PUCK.  Now,  when  thou  wakest,  with  thine  own  fool's 

eyes  peep. 
OBE.  Sound,  music !     Come,  my  queen,  take  hands 

with  me, 

And  rock  the  ground  whereon  these  sleepers  be. 
Now  thou  and  I  are  new  in  amity, 
And  will  to-morrow  midnight  solemnly 

[67] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

Dance  in  Duke  Theseus'  house  triumphantly, 
And  bless  it  to  all  fair  prosperity : 
There  shall  the  pairs  of  faithful  lovers  be 
Wedded,  with  Theseus,  all  in  jollity. 
PUCK.  Fairy  king,  attend,  and  mark : 

I  do  hear  the  morning  lark. 
OBE.     Then,  my  queen,  in  silence  sad, 
Trip  we  after  night's  shade : 
We  the  globe  can  compass  soon, 
Swifter  than  the  wandering  moon. 
TITA.    Come,  my  lord  ;  and  in  our  flight, 
Tell  me  how  it  came  this  night, 
That  I  sleeping  here  was  found 
With  these  mortals  on  the  ground.        [Exeunt. 

[Horns  winded  mthin. 

Enter  THESEUS,  HIPPOLYTA,  EGF.US,  and  train 

THE.  Go,  one  of  you,  find  out  the  forester  ; 
For  now  our  observation  is  perform 'd  ; 
And  since  we  have  the  vaward  of  the  day, 
My  love  shall  hear  the  music  of  my  hounds. 
Uncouple  in  the  western  valley  ;  let  them  go  : 
Dispatch,  I  say,  and  find  the  forester.          [Exit  an  attend. 
We  will,  fair  queen,  up  to  the  mountain's  top, 
And  mark  the  musical  confusion 
Of  hounds  and  echo  in  conjunction. 

[68] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HIP.  I  was  with  Hercules  and  Cadmus  once, 
When  in  a  wood  of  Crete  they  bay'd  the  bear 
With  hounds  of  Sparta  :  never  did  I  hear 
Such  gallant  chiding  ;  for,  besides  the  groves, 
The  skies,  the  fountains,  every  region  near 
Seem'd  all  one  mutual  cry :  I  never  heard 
So  musical  a  discord,  such  sweet  thunder. 

THE.  My  hounds  are  bred  out  of  the  Spartan  kind, 
So  flew'd,  so  sanded  ;  and  their  heads  are  hung 
With  ears  that  sweep  away  the  morning  dew  ; 
Crook-knee 'd,  and  dew-lapp'd  like  Thessalian  bulls ; 
Slow  in  pursuit,  but  match'd  in  mouth  like  bells, 
Each  under  each.     A  cry  more  tuneable 
Was  never  holla'd  to,  nor  cheer 'd  with  horn, 
In  Crete,  in  Sparta,  nor  in  Thessaly : 
Judge  when  you  hear.     But,  soft!   what  nymphs  are 
these  ? 

EGE.  My  lord,  this  is  my  daughter  here  asleep  ; 
And  this,  Lysander  ;  this  Demetrius  is  ; 
This  Helena,  old  Nedar's  Helena : 
I  wonder  of  their  being  here  together. 

THE.  No  doubt  they  rose  up  early  to  observe 
The  rite  of  May  ;  and,  hearing  our  intent, 
Came  here  in  grace  of  our  solemnity. 
But  speak,  Egeus  ;  is  not  this  the  day 
That  Hermia  should  give  answer  of  her  choice  ? 

EGE.  It  is,  my  lord. 

[69] 


A   MIDSUMMER- NIGHTS   DREAM 

THE.  Go,  bid  the  huntsmen    wake  them  with  their 
horns.  [Horns  and  shout  within.     Lys.,  Don., 

Hel.,  and  Her.,  wake  and  start  up. 
Good  morrow,  friends.     Saint  Valentine  is  past : 
Begin  these  wood-birds  but  to  couple  now  ? 

LYS.  Pardon,  my  lord. 

THE.  I  pray  you  all,  stand  up. 

I  know  you  two  are  rival  enemies  : 
How  comes  this  gentle  concord  in  the  world, 
That  hatred  is  so  far  from  jealousy, 
To  sleep  by  hate,  and  fear  no  enmity  ? 

LYS.  My  lord,  1  shall  reply  amazedly, 
Half  sleep,  half  waking  :  but  as  yet,  I  swear,  ' 
I  cannot  truly  say  how  1  came  here ; 
But,  as  I  think,  —  for  truly  would  I  speak, 
And  now  I  do  bethink  me,  so  it  is,  — 
I  came  with  Hermia  hither  :  our  intent 
Was  to  be  gone  from  Athens,  where  we  might, 
Without  the  peril  of  the  Athenian  law. 

EGE.  Enough,  enough,  my  lord  ;  you  have  enough  : 
I  beg  the  law,  the  law,  upon  his  head. 
They  would  have  stolen  away ;  they  would,  Demetrius, 
Thereby  to  have  defeated  you  and  me, 
You  of  your  wife  and  me  of  my  consent, 
Of  my  consent  that  she  should  be  your  wife. 

DEM.  My  lord,  fair  Helen  told  me  of  their  stealth, 
Of  this  their  purpose  hither  to  this  wood  ; 

[70] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

And  I  in  fury  hither  followed  them, 

Fair  Helena  in  fancy  following  me. 

But,  my  good  lord,  I  wot  not  by  what  power,  — 

But  by  some  power  it  is,  —  my  love  to  Hermia, 

Melted  as  the  snow,  seems  to  me  now 

As  the  remembrance  of  an  idle  gaud, 

Which  in  my  childhood  I  did  dote  upon ; 

And  all  the  faith,  the  virtue  of  my  heart, 

The  object  and  the  pleasure  of  mine  eye, 

Is  only  Helena.     To  her,  my  lord, 

Was  I  betroth 'd  ere  I  saw  Hermia  : 

But,  like  in  sickness,  did  I  loathe  this  food ; 

But,  as  in  health,  come  to  my  natural  taste, 

Now  I  do  wish  it,  love  it,  long  for  it, 

And  will  for  evermore  be  true  to  it. 

THE.  Fair  lovers,  you  are  fortunately  met : 
Of  this  discourse  we  more  will  hear  anon. 
Egeus,  I  will  overbear  your  will ; 
For  in  the  temple,  by  and  by,  with  us 
These  couples  shall  eternally  be  knit : 
And,  for  the  morning  now  is  something  worn, 
Our  purposed  hunting  shall  be  set  aside. 
Away  with  us  to  Athens !  three  and  three, 
We  '11  hold  a  feast  in  great  solemnity. 
Come,  Hippolyta.  [Exeunt  The.,  Hip.,  Ege.,  and  train. 

DEM.  These  things  seem  small  and  undistinguishable, 
Like  far-off  mountains  turned  into  clouds. 

[71] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HER.  Methinks  I  see  these  things  with  parted  eye, 
When  every  thing  seems  double. 

HEL.  So  methinks : 

And  I  have  found  Demetrius  like  a  jewel, 
Mine  own,  and  not  mine  own. 

DEM.  Are  you  sure 

That  we  are  awake  ?     It  seems  to  me 
That  yet  we  sleep,  we  dream.     Do  not  you  think 
The  Duke  was  here,  and  bid  us  follow  him  ? 

HER.  Yea  ;  and  my  father. 

HEL.  And  Hippolyta. 

LYS.  And  he  did  bid  us  follow  to  the  temple. 

DEM.  Why,    then,    we    are    awake  :     let  's    follow 

him ; 
And  by  the  way  let  us  recount  our  dreams.          [Exeunt. 

BOT.  [Awaking^  When  my  cue  comes,  call  me,  and 
I  will  answer :  my  next  is,  "  Most  fair  Pyramus." 
Heigh-ho  !  Peter  Quince  !  Flute,  the  bellows-mender  ! 
Snout,  the  tinker  !  Starveling  !  God  's  my  life,  stolen 
hence,  and  left  me  asleep !  I  have  had  a  most  rare 
vision.  I  have  had  a  dream,  past  the  wit  of  man  to  say 
what  dream  it  was :  man  is  but  an  ass,  if  he  go  about 
to  expound  this  dream.  Methought  I  was  —  there  is 
no  man  can  tell  what.  Methought  I  was,  —  and  me- 
thought  I  had,  —  but  man  is  but  a  patched  fool,  if  he 
will  offer  to  say  what  methought  I  had.  The  eye  of 
man  hath  not  heard,  the  ear  of  man  hath  not  seen, 

[72] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

man's  hand  is  not  able  to  taste,  his  tongue  to  conceive, 
nor  his  heart  to  report,  what  my  dream  was.  I  will  get 
Peter  Quince  to  write  a  ballad  of  this  dream  :  it  shall 
be  called  Bottom's  Dream,  because  it  hath  no  bottom ; 
and  I  will  sing  it  in  the  latter  end  of  a  play,  before  the 
Duke :  peradventure,  to  make  it  the  more  gracious,  I 
shall  sing  it  at  her  death.  [Exit. 


SCENE   II  — ATHENS 
QUINCE'S  HOUSE 

Enter  QUINCE,  FLUTE,  SNOUT,  ami  STARVELING 

QUIN.  Have  you  sent  to  Bottom's  house  ?  is  he  come 
home  yet  ? 

STAR.  He  cannot  be  heard  of.     Out  of  doubt  he  is 
transported. 

FLU.   If  he  come  not,  then  the  play  is  marred  :  it  goes 
not  forward,  doth  it  ? 

QUIN.  It  is  not  possible  :  you  have  not  a  man  in  all 
Athens  able  to  discharge  Pyramus  but  he. 

FLU.  No,  he  hath  simply  the  best  wit  of  any  handi- 
craft man  in  Athens. 

QUIN.  Yea,  and  the  best  person  too  ;  and  he  is  a  very 
paramour  for  a  sweet  voice. 

FLU.  You  must  say  "  paragon  "  :  a  paramour  is,  God 
bless  us,  a  thing  of  naught. 

[73] 


A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS   DREAM 

Enter  SNUG 

SNUG.  Masters,  the  Duke  is  coming  from  the  temple, 
and  there  is  two  or  three  lords  and  ladies  more  married  : 
if  our  sport  had  gone  forward,  we  had  all  been  made 
men. 

FLU.  O  sweet  bully  Bottom  !  Thus  hath  he  lost  six- 
pence a  day  during  his  life  ;  he  could  not  have  scaped 
sixpence  a  day :  an  the  Duke  had  not  given  him  six- 
pence a  day  for  playing  Pyramus,  I  '11  be  hanged  ;  he 
would  have  deserved  it :  sixpence  a  day  in  Pyramus, 
or  nothing. 

Enter  BOTTOM 

BOT.  Where  are  these  lads  ?  where  are  these  hearts  ? 

QUIN.  Bottom  !  O  most  courageous  day  !  O  most 
happy  hour ! 

BOT.  Masters,  I  am  to  discourse  wonders  :  but  ask 
me  not  what ;  for  if  I  tell  you,  I  am  no  true  Athenian. 
I  will  tell  you  every  thing,  right  as  it  fell  out. 

QUIN.  Let  us  hear,  sweet  Bottom. 

Box.  Not  a  word  of  me.  All  that  I  will  tell  you  is, 
that  the  Duke  hath  dined.  Get  your  apparel  together, 
good  strings  to  your  beards,  new  ribbons  to  your 
pumps ;  meet  presently  at  the  palace ;  every  man  look 
o'er  his  part ;  for  the  short  and  the  long  is,  our  play  is 
preferred.  In  any  case,  let  Thisby  have  clean  linen; 
and  let  not  him  that  plays  the  lion  pare  his  nails,  for 

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they  shall  hang  out  for  the  lion's  claws.  And,  most 
dear  actors,  eat  no  onions  nor  garlic,  for  we  are  to  utter 
sweet  breath;  and  I  do  not  doubt  but  to  hear  them 
say,  it  is  a  sweet  comedy.  No  more  words  :  away !  go 
away !  [Exeunt. 


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H 


ACT   FIFTH  — SCENE   I 
ATHENS 

THE  PALACE   OF 
THESEUS 

Enter  THESEUS,  HIPPOLYTA,  PHILOS- 
TKATE,  Lords,  and  Attendants 


.IP.     'Tis  strange,  my  Theseus,  that  these  lovers 

speak  of. 

THE.   More  strange  than  true  :  I  never  may  believe 
These  antique  fables,  nor  these  fairy  toys. 
Lovers  and  madmen  have  such  seething  brains, 
Such  shaping  fantasies,  that  apprehend 
More  than  cool  reason  ever  comprehends. 
The  lunatic,  the  lover  and  the  poet 
Are  of  imagination  all  compact : 
One  sees  more  devils  than  vast  hell  can  hold, 
That  is,  the  madman  :  the  lover,  all  as  frantic. 
Sees  Helen's  beauty  in  a  brow  of  Egypt : l 
The  poet's  eye,  in  a  fine  frenzy  rolling, 
Doth  glance  from  heaven  to  earth,  from  earth  to  heaven  ; 
And  as  imagination  bodies  forth 
The  forms  of  things  unknown,  the  poet's  pen 

1  The  brow  of  a  gypsy.      Gypsy  is  a  corruption  of  "  Egyptians." 

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Turns  them  to  shapes,  and  gives  to  airy  nothing 
A  local  habitation  and  a  name. 
Such  tricks  hath  strong  imagination, 
That,  if  it  would  but  apprehend  some  joy, 
It  comprehends  some  bringer  of  that  joy  ; 
Or  in  the  night,  imagining  some  fear, 
How  easy  is  a  bush  supposed  a  bear  ! 

HIP.   But  all  the  story  of  the  night  told  over, 
And  all  their  minds  transfigured  so  together, 
More  witnesseth  than  fancy's  images, 
And  grows  to  something  of  great  constancy ; 
But,  howsoever,  strange  and  admirable. 

THE.  Here  come  the  lovers,  full  of  joy  and  mirth. 

Enter  LYSANDER,  DEMETRIUS,  HERMIA,  and  HELENA 

Joy,  gentle  friends  !  joy  and  fresh  days  of  love 
Accompany  your  hearts  ! 

LYS.  More  than  to  us 

Wait  in  your  royal  walks,  your  board,  your  bed  ! 

THE.  Come  now ;  what  masques,  what  dances  shall 

we  have, 

To  wear  away  this  long  age  of  three  hours 
Between  our  after-supper  and  bed-time  ? 
Where  is  our  usual  manager  of  mirth  ? 
What  revels  are  in  hand  ?     Is  there  no  play, 
To  ease  the  anguish  of  a  torturing  hour  ? 
Call  Philostrate. 

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PHIL.  Here,  mighty  Theseus. 

THE.  Say,    what    abridgement    have    you    for    this 

evening  ? 

What  masque  ?  what  music  ?     How  shall  we  beguile 
The  lazy  time,  if  not  with  some  delight  ? 

PHIL.  There    is    a    brief    how    many    sports    are 

ripe : 
Make  choice  of  which  your  highness  will  see  first. 

[Giving  a  paper. 

THE.    [reads}  The  battle  with  the  Centaurs,  to  be  sung 
By  an  Athenian  eunuch  to  the  harp. 
We  '11  none  of  that :  that  have  I  told  my  love, 
In  glory  of  my  kinsman  Hercules. 
[Reads]  The  riot  of  the  tipsy  Bacchanals, 
Tearing  the  Thracian  singer  in  their  rage. 

That  is  an  old  device  ;  and  it  was  play'd 
When  I  from  Thebes  came  last  a  conqueror. 
[Reads]  The  thrice  three  Muses  mourning  for  the  death 
Of  Learning,  late  deceased  in  beggary. 
That  is  some  satire,  keen  and  critical, 
Not  sorting  with  a  nuptial  ceremony. 
[Reads]  A  tedious  brief  scene  of  young  Pyramus 
And  his  love  Thisbe  ;  very  tragical  mirth. 
Merry  and  tragical !  tedious  and  brief ! 
That  is,  hot  ice  and  wondrous  strange  snow. 
How  shall  we  find  the  concord  of  this  discord  ? 

PHIL.  A  play  there  is,  my  lord,  some  ten  words  long, 

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Which  is  as  brief  as  I  have  known  a  play  ; 
But  by  ten  words,  my  lord,  it  is  too  long, 
Which  makes  it  tedious ;  for  in  all  the  play 
There  is  not  one  word  apt,  one  player  fitted : 
And  tragical,  my  noble  lord,  it  is  ; 
For  Pyramus  therein  doth  kill  himself. 
Which,  when  I  saw  rehearsed,  I  must  confess, 
Made  mine  eyes  water ;  but  more  merry  tears 
The  passion  of  loud  laughter  never  shed. 

THE.  What  are  they  that  do  play  it  ? 

PHIL.     Hard-handed    men,    that    work    in    Athens 

here, 

Which  never  labour 'd  in  their  minds  till  now  ; 
And  now  have  toil'd  their  unbreathed  memories 
With  this  same  play,  against  your  nuptial. 

THE.  And  we  will  hear  it. 

PHIL.  No,  my  noble  lord  ; 

It  is  not  for  you  :  I  have  heard  it  over, 
And  it  is  nothing,  nothing  in  the  world  ; 
Unless  you  can  find  sport  in  their  intents, 
Extremely  stretch'd  and  conn'd  with  cruel  pain, 
To  do  you  service. 

THE.  I  will  hear  that  play  ; 

For  never  any  thing  can  be  amiss, 
When  simpleness  and  duty  tender  it. 
Go,  bring  them  in :  and  take  your  places,  ladies. 

[Exit  Philostrate. 
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HIP.  I  love  not  to  see  wretchedness  o'ercharged, 
And  duty  in  his  service  perishing. 

THE.  Why,   gentle    sweet,   you    shall    see   no  such 
thing. 

HIP.   He  says  they  can  do  nothing  in  this  kind. 

THE.  The    kinder    we,    to    give    them    thanks    for 

nothing. 

Our  sport  shall  be  to  take  what  they  mistake  : 
And  what  poor  duty  cannot  do,  noble  respect 
Takes  it  in  might,  not  merit. 
Where  I  have  come,  great  clerks  have  purposed 
To  greet  me  with  premeditated  welcomes  ; 
Where  I  have  seen  them  shiver  and  look  pale, 
Make  periods  in  the  midst  of  sentences, 
Throttle  their  practised  accent  in  their  fears, 
And,  in  conclusion,  dumbly  have  broke  off, 
Not  paying  me  a  welcome.     Trust  me,  sweet, 
Out  of  this  silence  yet  1  picked  a  welcome  ; 
And  in  the  modesty  of  fearful  duty 
I  read  as  much  as  from  the  rattling  tongue 
Of  saucy  and  audacious  eloquence. 
Love,  therefore,  and  tongue-tied  simplicity 
In  least  speak  most,  to  my  capacity. 

Re-enter  PHILOSTEATE 

PHIL.  So  please  your  Grace,  the  Prologue  is  address'd. 
THE.   Let  him  approach.  [Flourish  of  trumpets. 

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Enter  QUINCE  for  the  Prologue 

PRO.    If  we  offend,  it  is  with  our  good  will. 

That  you  should  think,  we  come  not  to  offend, 
But  with  good  will.     To  show  our  simple  skill, 

That  is  the  true  beginning  of  our  end. 
Consider,  then,  we  come  but  in  despite. 

We  do  not  come,  as  minding  to  content  you, 
Our  true  intent  is.     All  for  your  delight, 

We  are  not  here.     That  you  should  here  repent  you, 
The  actors  are  at  hand ;  and,  by  their  show, 
You  shall  know  all,  that  you  are  like  to  know. 
THE.  This  fellow  doth  not  stand  upon  points. 
Lvs.  He  hath  rid  his  prologue  like  a  rough  colt ;  he 
knows  not  the  stop.     A  good  moral,  my  lord  :  it  is  not 
enough  to  speak,  but  to  speak  true. 

HIP.   Indeed  he  hath  played  on  his  prologue  like  a 
child  on  a  recorder  ;  a  sound,  but  not  in  government. 

THE.  His  speech  was  like  a  tangled  chain  ;  nothing 
impaired,  but  all  disordered.     Who  is  next  ? 

Enter  PYRAMUS  and  THISBE,  WALL,  MOONSHINE,  and  LION 

PRO.    Gentles,  perchance  you  wonder  at  this  show  ; 

But  wonder  on,  till  truth  make  all  things  plain. 
This  man  is  Pyramus,  if  you  would  know  ; 
This  beauteous  lady  Thisby  is  certain. 
This  man,  with  lime  and  rough-cast,  doth  present 

Wall,  that  vile  Wall  which  did  these  lovers  sunder  ; 
And  through  WalPs  chink,  poor  souls,  they  are  content 

To  whisper.     At  the  which  let  no  man  wonder. 
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This  man,  with  lanthorn,  dog,  and  bush  of  thorn, 

Presenteth  Moonshine  ;  for,  if  you  will  know, 
By  moonshine  did  these  lovers  think  no  scorn 

To  meet  at  Ninus1  tomb,  there,  there  to  woo. 
This  grisly  beast,  which  Lion  hight  by  name, 
The  trusty  Thisby,  coming  first  bv  night, 
Did  scare  away,  or  rather  did  affright ; 
And,  as  she  fled,  her  mantle  she  did  fall, 

Which  Lion  vile  with  bloody  mouth  did  stain. 
Anon  comes  Pyramus,  sweet  youth  and  tall, 

And  finds  his  trusty  Thisby's  mantle  slain  : 
Whereat,  witli  blade,  with  bloody  blameful  blade, 

He  bravely  broach'd  his  boiling  bloody  breast  ; 
And  Thisby,  tarrying  in  mulberry  shade, 

His  dagger  drew,  and  died.     For  all  the  rest, 
Let  Lion,  Moonshine,  Wall,  and  lovers  twain 

At  large  discourse,  while  here  they  do  remain. 
[Exeunt  Prologue,  Pyramus,   Thisbe,  Lion,  ami  Moonshine. 
THE.  I  wonder  if  the  lion  be  to  speak. 
DEM.   No  wonder,  my  lord  :  one  lion  may,  when  many 
asses  do. 

\\rALL.    In  this  same  interlude  it  doth  befall 

That  I,  one  Snout  by  name,  present  a  wall ; 
And  such  a  wall,  as  I  would  have  you  think, 
That  had  in  it  a  crannied  hole  or  chink, 
Through  which  the  lovers,  Pyramus  and  Thisby, 
Did  whisper  often  very  secretly. 

This  loam,  this  rough-cast,  and  this  stone,  doth  show 
That  I  am  that  same  wall ;  the  truth  is  so : 
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And  this  the  cranny  is,  right  and  sinister, 
Through  which  the  fearful  lovers  are  to  whisper. 

THE.  Would    you   desire   lime   and   hair   to    speak 

better  ? 

DEM.  It  is  the  wittiest  partition  that  ever  I  heard 
discourse,  my  lord. 
THE.  Pyramus  draws  near  the  wall :  silence  ! 

Re-enter  PYRAMUS 

PYR.    0  grim-look'd  night !     O  night  with  hue  so  black  ! 

0  night,  which  ever  art  when  day  is  not ! 
O  night,  O  night !  alack,  alack,  alack, 

1  fear  my  Thisby's  promise  is  forgot ! 
And  thou,  O  wall,  O  sweet,  O  lovely  wall, 

That  stand'st  between  her  father's  ground  and  mine ! 
Thou  wall,  O  wall,  O  sweet  and  lovely  wall, 

Show  me  thy  chink,  to  blink  through  with  mine  eyne ! 

[  Watt  holds  up  liis Jingcrs. 
Thanks,  courteous  wall :  Jove  shield  thee  well  for  this  ! 

But  what  see  I  ?     No  Thisby  do  I  see. 
O  wicked  wall,  through  whom  I  see  no  bliss  ! 

Cursed  be  thy  stones  for  thus  deceiving  me  ! 

THE.  The  wall,  methinks,  being  sensible,  should  curse 
again. 

PYR.  No,  in  truth,  sir,  he  should  not.  "Deceiving 
me  "  is  Thisby's  cue :  she  is  to  enter  now,  and  I  am  to 
spy  her  through  the  wall.  You  shall  see,  it  will  fall  pat 
as  I  told  you.  Yonder  she  comes. 

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Re-enter  THISBE 
THIS.    O  wall,  full  often  hast  thou  heard  my  moans, 

For  parting  my  fair  Pyramus  and  me ! 
My  cherry  lips  have  often  kiss'd  thy  stones, 

Thy  stones  with  lime  and  hair  knit  up  in  thee. 
PYR.   I  see  a  voice :  now  will  I  to  the  chink, 
To  spy  an  I  can  hear  my  Thisby's  face. 
Thisby ! 

THIS.    My  love  thou  art,  my  love  I  think. 
PYR.   Think  what  thou  wilt,  I  am  thy  lover's  grace  ; 
And,  like  Limander,  am  I  trusty  still. 

THIS.    And  I  like  Helen,  till  the  Fates  me  kill. 

PYR.   Not  Shafalus  to  Procrus  was  so  true. 

THIS.    As  Shafalus  to  Procrus,  I  to  you. 

PYR.   O,  kiss  me  through  the  hole  of  this  vile  wall ! 

TlIIS.    I  kiss  the  wall's  hole,  not  your  lips  at  all. 

PYR.    Wilt  thou  at  Ninny's  tomb  meet  me  straightway  ? 

THIS.   'Tide  life,  'tide  death,  I  come  without  delay. 

[Exeunt  Pyramus  and  Thlsbe. 

\VALL.   Thus  have  I,  wall,  my  part  discharged  so ; 
And,  being  done,  thus  wall  away  doth  go.  [E.rit. 

THE.  Now  is  the  mural  down  between  the  two 
neighbours. 

DEM.  No  remedy,  my  lord,  when  walls  are  so  wilful 
to  hear  without  warning. 

HIP.  This  is  the  silliest  stuff  that  ever  I  heard. 

THE.  The  best  in  this  kind  are  but  shadows  ;  and 
the  worst  are  no  worse,  if  imagination  amend  them. 

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P VRAM  US    AND    THIS  BE 


P 


YKAMrS—Nmc  Kill  I  to  the  chink. 
To  npy  an  I  can  hcitr  my  Thiitby'xfuce. 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

HIP.  It  must  be  your  imagination  then,  and  not 
theirs. 

THE.  If  we  imagine  no  worse  of  them  than  they  of 
themselves,  they  may  pass  for  excellent  men.  Here 
come  two  noble  beasts  in,  a  man  and  a  lion. 

Re-enter  LION  and  MOONSHINE 
LlON.    You,  ladies,  you,  whose  gentle  hearts  do  fear 

The  smallest  monstrous  mouse  that  creeps  on  floor, 
May  now  perchance  both  quake  and  tremble  here, 
When  lion  rough  in  wildest  rage  doth  roar. 
Then  know  that  I,  one  Snug  the  joiner,  am 
A  lion-fell,  nor  else  no  lion's  dam  ; 
For,  if  I  should  as  lion  come  in  strife 
Into  this  place,  't  were  pity  on  my  life. 

THE.  A  very  gentle  beast,  and  of  a  good  conscience. 

DEM.  The  very  best  at  a  beast,  my  lord,  that  e'er  I 
saw. 

LYS.  This  lion  is  a  very  fox  for  his  valour. 

THE.  True  ;  and  a  goose  for  his  discretion. 

DEM.  Not  so,  my  lord  ;  for  his  valour  cannot  carry 
his  discretion  ;  and  the  fox  carries  the  goose. 

THE.  His  discretion,  I  am  sure,  cannot  carry  his 
valour  ;  for  the  goose  carries  not  the  fox.  It  is  well  : 
leave  it  to  his  discretion,  and  let  us  listen  to  the  moon. 

MOON.   This  lanthorn  doth  the  horned  moon  present ;  — 

DEM.  He  should  have  worn  the  horns  on  his 
head. 

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THE.  He  is  no  crescent,  and  his  horns  are  invisible 
within  the  circumference. 

MOON.   This  Ian  thorn  doth  the  horned  moon  present ; 
Myself  the  man  i1  the  moon  do  seem  to  be. 

THE.  This  is  the  greatest  error  of  all  the  rest :  the 
man  should  be  put  into  the  lantern.  How  is  it  else  the 
man  i'  the  moon  ? 

DEM.  He  dares  not  come  there  for  the  candle ;  for, 
you  see,  it  is  already  in  snuff. 

HIP.  I  am  aweary  of  this  moon  :  would  he  would 
change ! 

THE.  It  appears,  by  his  small  light  of  discretion,  that 
he  is  in  the  wane  ;  but  yet,  in  courtesy,  in  all  reason,  we 
must  stay  the  time. 

LYS.  Proceed,  Moon. 

MOON.  All  that  I  have  to  say,  is,  to  tell  you  that 
the  lanthorn  is  the  moon ;  I,  the  man  i'  the  moon ; 
this  thorn-bush,  my  thorn-bush  ;  and  this  dog,  my 
dog. 

DEM.  Why,  all  these  should  be  in  the  lantern ;  for 
all  these  are  in  the  moon.  But,  silence !  here  comes 
Thisbe. 

Re-enter  THISBE 

THIS.   This  is  old  Ninny's  tomb.     Where  is  my  love  ? 

LlON.   [Roaring]  Oh-  [Thisbe  runs  off. 

DEM.  Well  roared,  Lion. 

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THE.    Well  run,  Thisbe. 

HIP.   Well  shone,   Moon.     Truly,  the   moon  shines 
with  a  good  grace.     [The  Lion  shakes  Thisbis  mantle,  and  exit. 
THE.  Well  moused,  Lion. 
DEM.  And  then  came  Pyramus. 
LYS.  And  so  the  lion  vanished. 

Re-enter  PYRAMUS 

PYR.    Sweet  Moon,  I  thank  thee  for  thy  sunny  beams ; 
I  thank  thee,  Moon,  for  shining  now  so  bright ; 

For,  by  thy  gracious,  golden,  glittering  gleams, 
I  trust  to  take  of  truest  Thisby  sight. 
But  stay,  O  spite ! 
But  mark,  poor  knight, 
What  dreadful  dole  is  here ! 
Eyes,  do  you  see  ? 
How  can  it  be  ? 
O  dainty  duck  !     O  dear ! 
Thy  mantle  good, 
What,  staiifd  with  blood  ! 
Approach,  ye  Furies  fell ! 
O  Fates,  come,  come, 
Cut  thread  and  thrum  ; 
Quail,  crush,  conclude,  and  quell  ! 

THE.  This  passion,  and  the  death  of  a  dear  friend, 
would  go  near  to  make  a  man  look  sad. 

HIP.  Beshrew  my  heart,  but  I  pity  the  man. 
PYR.    O  wherefore,  Nature,  didst  thou  lions  frame  ? 

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Since  lion  vile  hath  here  deflower'd  my  dear  : 
Which  is  —  no,  no  —  which  was  the  fairest  dame 

That  lived,  that  loved,  that  liked,  that  look'd  with  cheer. 

Come,  tears,  confound ; 

Out,  sword,  and  wound 
The  pap  of  Pyramus  ; 

Ay,  that  left  pap, 

Where  heart  doth  hop  :  [Stabs  himself. 

Thus  die  I,  thus,  thus,  thus. 

Now  am  I  dead, 

Now  am  I  fled  ; 
My  soul  is  in  the  sky  : 

Tongue,  lose  thy  light ; 

Moon,  take  thy  flight :  \_Ejcit  Moonshine. 

Now  die,  die,  die,  die,  die.  [Dies. 

DEM.  No  die,  but  an  ace,  for  him  ;  for  he  is  but  one. 

LYS.  Less  than  an  ace,  man  ;  for  he  is  dead  ;  he  is 
nothing. 

THE.  With  the  help  of  a  surgeon  he  might  yet  re- 
cover, and  prove  an  ass. 

HIP.  How  chance  Moonshine  is  gone  before  Thisbe 
comes  back  and  finds  her  lover  ? 

THE.  She  will  find  him  by  starlight.  Here  she 
comes  ;  and  her  passion  ends  the  play. 

Re-enter  THISBE 

HIP.  Methinks  she  should  not  use  a  long  one  for 
such  a  Pyramus :  I  hope  she  will  be  brief. 

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DEM.  A  mote  will  turn  the  balance,  which  Pyramus, 
which  Thisbe,  is  the  better  ;  he  for  a  man,  God  warrant 
us  ;  she  for  a  woman,  God  bless  us. 

LYS.  She  hath  spied  him  already  with  those  sweet  eyes. 

DEM.  And  thus  she  means,  videlicet :  - 

THIS.  Asleep,  my  love  ? 

What,  dead,  my  dove  ? 
O  Pyramus,  arise  ! 

Speak,  speak.     Quite  dumb  ? 

Dead,  dead  ?     A  tomb 
Must  cover  thy  sweet  eyes. 

These  lily  lips, 

This  cherry  nose, 
These  yellow  cowslip  cheeks, 

Are  gone,  are  gone  : 

Lovers,  make  moan  : 
His  eyes  were  green  as  leeks. 

O  Sisters  Three, 

Come,  come  to  me, 
With  hands  as  pale  as  milk  : 

Lay  them  in  gore, 

Since  you  have  shore 
With  shears  his  thread  of  silk. 

Tongue,  not  a  word  : 

Come,  trusty  sword ; 
Come,  blade,  my  breast  imbrue  :         [Stabs  herself. 

And,  farewell,  friends ; 

Thus  Thisby  ends : 

Adieu,  adieu,  adieu.  [Dies. 

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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

THE.   Moonshine  and  Lion  are  left  to  bury  the  dead. 
DEM.  Ay,  and  Wall  too. 

Box.  [Starting  up]  No,  I  assure  you  ;  the  wall  is  down 
that  parted  their  fathers.  Will  it  please  you  to  see  the 
epilogue,  or  to  hear  a  Bergomask  dance  between  two  of 
our  company  ? 

THE.  No  epilogue,  I  pray  you  ;   for  your  play  needs 
no  excuse.     Never  excuse  ;  for  when  the  players  are  all 
dead,  there  need  none  to  be  blamed.     Marry,  if  he  that 
writ  it  had    played    Pyramus   and    hanged    himself  in 
Thisbe's  garter,  it  would  have  been  a  fine  tragedy  :  and 
so  it  is,  truly  ;  and  very  notably  discharged.     But,  come, 
your  Bergomask  :  let  your  epilogue  alone.       [^  dance. 
The  iron  tongue  of  midnight  hath  told  twelve  : 
Lovers,  to  bed  ;  't  is  almost  fairy  time. 
I  fear  we  shall  out-sleep  the  coming  morn, 
As  much  as  we  this  night  have  overwatch'd. 
This  palpable-gross  play  hath  well  beguiled 
The  heavy  gait  of  night.     Sweet  friends,  to  bed. 
A  fortnight  hold  we  this  solemnity, 
In  nightly  revels  and  new  jollity.  [Exeunt. 

Enter  PUCK 

PUCK.  Now  the  hungry  lion  roars, 

And  the  wolf  behowls  the  moon  ; 
Whilst  the  heavy  ploughman  snores, 
All  with  weary  task  fordone. 
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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHTS    DREAM 

Now  the  wasted  brands  do  glow, 

Whilst  the  screech-owl,  screeching  loud. 
Puts  the  wretch  that  lies  in  woe 

In  remembrance  of  a  shroud. 
Now  it  is  the  time  of  night, 

That  the  graves,  all  gaping  wide, 
Every  one  lets  forth  his  sprite, 

In  the  church- way  paths  to  glide : 
And  we  fairies,  that  do  run 

By  the  triple  Hecate's  team, 
From  the  presence  of  the  sun. 

Following  darkness  like  a  dream, 
Now  are  frolic  :  not  a  mouse 
Shall  disturb  this  hallow'd  house  : 
I  am  sent  with  broom  before,1 
To  sweep  the  dust  behind  the  door. 

Enter  OBERON  and  TITANIA  with  their  train 

OBE.  Through  the  house  give  glimmering  light, 

By  the  dead  and  drowsy  fire  : 
Every  elf  and  fairy  sprite 

Hop  as  light  as  bird  from  brier ; 
And  this  ditty,  after  me, 
Sing,  and  dance  it  trippingly. 
TITA.  First,  rehearse  your  song  by  rote, 

1  The  fairies  were  supposed  to  be  very  clean  and  to  help  maids  in  the 
work  of  the  house  and  to  sweep  the  house  at  night. 

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A   MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

To  each  word  a  warbling  note  : 
Hand  in  hand,  with  fairy  grace, 
Will  we  sing,  and  bless  this  place. 

[Sang  and  dance. 

OBE.     Now,  until  the  break  of  day, 

Through  this  house  each  fairy  stray. 

To  the  best  bride-bed  will  we, 

Which  by  us  shall  blessed  be  ; 

And  the  issue  there  create 

Ever  shall  be  fortunate. 

So  shall  all  the  couples  three 

Ever  true  in  loving  be  ; 

And  the  blots  of  Nature's  hand 

Shall  not  in  their  issue  stand  ; 

Never  mole,  hare  lip,  nor  scar, 

Nor  mark  prodigious,  such  as  are 

Despised  in  nativity, 

Shall  upon  their  children  be. 

With  this  field-dew  consecrate, 

Every  fairy  take  his  gait ; 

And  each  several  chamber  bless, 

Through  this  palace,  with  sweet  peace, 

Ever  shall  in  safety  rest, 

And  the  owner  of  it  blest. 

Trip  away  ;  make  no  stay  ; 

Meet  me  all  by  break  of  day. 

[Ejreunt  Oberon,   Titania,  and  train. 
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A    MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S   DREAM 

PUCK.  If  we  shadows  have  offended, 

Think  but  this,  and  all  is  mended, 

That  you  have  but  slumber'd  here, 

While  these  visions  did  appear. 

And  this  weak  and  idle  theme, 

No  more  yielding  but  a  dream, 

Gentles,  do  not  reprehend  : 

If  you  pardon,  we  will  mend. 

And,  as  I  am  an  honest  Puck, 

If  we  have  unearned  luck 

Now  to  scape  the  serpent's  tongue, 

We  will  make  amends  ere  long  ; 

Else  the  Puck  a  liar  call  : 

So,  good  night  unto  you  all. 

Give  me  your  hands,1  if  we  be  friends, 

And  Robin  shall  restore  amends.  [Exit. 

1  Give  a  round  of  applause. 


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J