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MOSQUITO 



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An Account of a Journey : : : : 
through the Jungles of Honduras 

By 
PETER KEENAGH 




Boston & New York 
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To 
my Father and. Mother 



Chapter I 
Chapter II 
Chapter III 
Chapter IV 
Chapter V 
Chapter VI 
Chapter VII 
Chapter VIII 
Chapter IX 
Chapter X 
Chapter XI 
Chapter XII 
Chapter XIII 
Chapter XIV 
Chapter XV 
Chapter XVI 
Chapter XVII 
Chapter XVIII 



Contents 
THE ROAD 
TEGUCIGALPA 
PERLA DEL MAR 
COXXEN HOLE 
ROATAN 

BREWER S LAGOON 
TOM-TOM CUT-OFF 
PATUCA 
M TSAMU 
MEDICINE MAN 
MAFIA 

TZOCAL 

WAMPU JUNCTION 

VICENTINOS 

GUARUNTA 

TOACAS 

RIBRA 

CARATASCA 



Page i 
16 

33 
52 
65 
3 

95 
in 

125 
140 

155 



190 
206 

221 
236 
252 
267 



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Illustrations 

1. BREWER S LAGOON and GANNON ISLAND Frontispiece 

2. TEGUCIGALPA : The Road Facing page 6 

3. SIGUATAPEQTJE 12 

4. TEGUCIGALPA : The Palace of El Poder Supremo 22 

5. TEGUCIGALPA: Loteria Nacional 26 

La Merced 

6. NEAR COMAYAGUELA 30 

7. LA CEIBA 38 

8. COXXEN HOLE 54 
PORT ROYAL, ROATAN 

9. BAY ISLANDS 68 
BARBURATA 

10. BAY ISLANDS 80 

BAY ISLANDS : Oven 

it. Don Miguel Ramirez, Gomandante of all 

Mosquitia 88 

12- Zambu House near Brewer s Lagoon 96 

TOM-TOM CUT-OFF 

13. Lagoon Zambus 103 
BREWER S LAGOON 

14. Kirkonnell and Osgood (Bay Islanders) 127 
Zambus Poling a Pipanto in Brewer s Lagoon 

15. VICENTINO COUNTRY: Gol6n Mountains 213 

1 6. In the Col6n Mountains 238 
Map of LA MOSQfJITIA 34 

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AUTHOR S NOTE 

THE Province of La Mosquitia is a very large area, 
chiefly unexplored ; most of it is covered by thick 
and all but impenetrable jungle. The author and his 
companion during their journey saw a little of it and 
were fortunate enough to find several tribes of Indians, 
but time was very short and with the equipment at their 
disposal they were barely able to scratch the surface of 
the vast expanse of unknown territory. 

In addition to this neither the author nor Mr. Nigel 
MacDermott, who went with him, had the slightest 
scientific knowledge of any kind. For these reasons let 
no learned conclusions be drawn by the reader from the 
material of this book ; and let him understand clearly 
from the start that the expedition was no more than an 
unjustified piece of elaborate and protracted inquisitive- 
ness. 

I am much indebted to the Editors of The Times for 
permission to reprint material which appeared in their 
columns during December 1936 and January 1937 ; to 
Mr. Nigel MacDermott for some of the photographs ; 
to Mr. Sholto O Rourke for reading the proofs ; and 
finally to all those who gave us invaluable help and 
advice both before we started and during our journey. 



XI 



Chapter One 
THE ROAD 

FROM the Caribbean coast there are three ways 
of reaching Tegucigalpa, which is the capital of 
Honduras. One can fly precariously for two hours in 
a very old aeroplane, one can ride five days on a mule, 
or one can travel with jolting determination in the 
baronesa along the Indian hunting trail which many 
years of use and courtesy have dignified as The Road. 
The baronesa is a singular vehicle which is found only 
in Spanish Honduras : it has its counterpart in the 
Nicaraguan condesa, but outside of Central America it 
has no relatives among wheeled conveyances. The 
baronesa is a jaunty-car, very low and almost obscenely 
wide, built on some ancient and infallible American 
motor-car chassis. In common with the cars of all 
Spanish countries, it is driven by the combined efforts 
of two boys of seventeen or eighteen, who have pre 
viously removed all those parts of the mechanism de 
signed to prevent noise. The baronesa rarely fails to 
complete a journey : where oxcarts and mule-trains 
are held up, and The Road is invisible under the muddy 
swellings of the rivers, the baronesa still manages to 
struggle through, her ancient engine kept dry by strips 
of old tyres and her intake extended vertically, like a 
periscope, four or five feet in the air to outwit the 

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MOSQUITO COAST 

floods. No other wheeled traffic can travel on The 
Road, even during the driest season : it is out of the 
question. Enormous boulders are strewn along it, un 
moved since the days of Pizarro, and the bridges that 
once spanned the seven streams that separate Teguci 
galpa from the Caribbean are gone, destroyed by floods, 
hurricanes, and the activities of those promoting or pre 
venting revolutions. To the traveller who is used to 
English roads, The Road of Honduras is incredible : 
it is much less of a road than the worst impassable 
declivity on the road-maps. The construction of the 
Honduran Road, however, is a tremendous achieve 
ment. It crosses swamps, savannas, and deserts : it 
circles mountains and digs through them, it runs care 
lessly through the widest parts of enormous rivers. In 
no place along its length could its building have been 
easy, for the country has been revolution-ridden for as 
long as the oldest inhabitants can remember, and State 
subsidies for public works have been few and small. 
Money has, from time to time, been set aside for the 
improvement of The Road, but the difficulties which 
road-building entails in the tropics make the work 
very costly and the sums tempting : and it is not 
hard to guess how far aside some of the money was 
set. 

The progress of the baronesa is further impeded by 
the presence of innumerable graves which stand annoy- 
ingly sacrosanct in the middle of the path. It is the 
native custom to bury a traveller where he falls, and 
it is considered very uncharitable to do otherwise. A 
great many Hondurans have died on The Road, each 



THE ROAD 

buried and marked by a rough wooden cross, which 
is supported by a pile of stones. After a burial, every 
passer-by throws a stone on to the grave : this pile of 
stones supports the cross permanently and protects the 
corpse from the ravages of wild dogs and tiger cats. 
In places The Road is ridiculously cluttered up with 
graves, for much of the guerrilla warfare that breaks 
out at election time is centred around strategic points 
on The Road. Honduran travellers are very strict 
about honouring the dead, and a peasant on his way 
to another village will sometimes spend hours finding 
a suitable stone to put on the grave of a friend. An 
American engineer, some years ago, saw fit to move 
some stones from The Road to help him in some task 
of construction he had in hand while prospecting in the 
mountains : he was quite ignorant of Honduran cus 
toms and Spanish, and insisted on taking the convenient 
piles of stones from The Road. He was shot to death 
the next day by a native who was apparently drunk, 
and there was nobody to build a pile of stones over his 
grave : the vultures made a much cleaner and less 
obstructive tombstone for him. The drunken Hon 
duran was arrested as a matter of course, and was sub 
sequently liberated as easily. Life and death are both 
very cheap in Honduras, for the maximum prison sen 
tence for murder without any excuse at all is six months 
in a special army company. For those who have any 
excuse, or can prove provocation, or who have friends 
and relations in the Government, the sentence is con 
siderably less. 

The origin of the baronesa is not known in Honduras. 

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Perhaps it came from Nicaragua, which boasted a road 
long before the Hondurans had built one : perhaps it 
was introduced by the enterprising groups of English 
and American adventurers who invaded the republics 
of Central America after the war. The name, how 
ever, was given to it locally, either to honour or ridicule 
a certain German Baroness who bears a very well- 
known name indeed, and who lived for many years in 
isolated splendour in a native hut near the Caribbean 
coast. The Baroness was installed in the country well 
before the war, but her story remains her secret : she 
was one of the most interesting and incredible of the 
mysteries of the Caribbean coast. She was very fat, 
and her temper was tremendous, and her title passed 
to the mechanical baronesa many years ago. The legend 
has it that her husband, a cruel monster somewhat 
decorated by Central American imagination, brought 
her to Honduras and threatened to leave her stranded 
on the coast. The Baroness, who was a woman of 
action as well as one who knew her own mind, promptly 
killed him and from that moment forward never left 
the scene of her crime, which was celebrated with 
revelry and dancing by the populace. The only fea 
tures the Baroness had in common with the baronesa 
was her extreme width : but this was said to be very- 
remarkable and was indeed the salient characteristic 
of both Baroness and bus* 

The approaches to the Mosquito Coast of Honduras 
and Nicaragua are difficult. Political and legal bar 
riers protect one of the wildest parts of the earth from 

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marauding strangers who might be up to no good. La 
Mosquitia, as the unexplored part of Honduras is called 
in Spanish, is protected property and is under the very 
special jurisdiction of the President of the Republic, 
who in official communiques is rather ambitiously styled 
El Poder Supremo the Supreme Power. It is difficult 
to imagine the mass of intrigue which surrounds simple 
transactions in Spanish America : and it is for this 
reason that the Mosqi^to Coast remains very largely a 
closed book to scientists. Governments change in Cen 
tral America with such musical-comedy rapidity that 
the slow process of treaty-making and the expensive 
business of befriending Cabinet Ministers is often 
brought to nought just before a start into Mosquitia 
is to be made, and the whole farce must be replayed. 
The Nicaraguan frontier, too, makes exploration diffi 
cult, for it is not geographically fixed with any accuracy. 
Many years ago the eternal dispute over the Nicaragua- 
Honduras frontier was put before the King of Spain for 
arbitration : but his decision, which was delivered in 
1906, according to the Nicaraguans seemed to favour 
Honduras, and was promptly declared null and void. 
It is generally assumed to run along the course of the 
River Coco : but since the course of that river is un 
charted this does not really help, and any excursion 
into the Mosquito Coast is regarded with the greatest 
suspicion, both by the authorities of Honduras and by 
the gangs of smugglers, gun-runners, and bandits who 
live on the edges of civilization in the Patuca country. 
For all these reasons there is a mass of detail and red 
tape to be seen to in Tegucigalpa : and for this reason 

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it was that my cousin Nigel and I became acquainted 
with The Road. 

The Road winds endlessly on for nearly three days 
in the baronesa, three days of a fiendish rolling progress 
on solid wheels. It is intolerably hot, and the fumes 
of the boiling engine make us both feel ill. The drivers 
laugh and shriek words of encouragement to us from 
their seat in front. They seem to enjoy the journey 
immensely, and considerable discussion frequently 
arises as to who is the driver. The official driver is 
Pablo, who is seventeen and is an Indian ; but his col 
league, who has no official capacity in the equipage, is 
much larger and is a very black Negro. Occasionally 
Pablo sings, and the Negro falls asleep. Nigel and I 
try to sleep, but it is quite impossible. 

From time to time The Road offers diversions. The 
seven rivers are swollen, for we arrive at the end of the 
rainy season. During the rains not even the baronesa 
can pass : we later discover that one reason for Pablo s 
great interest in the journey is that it is the first since 
the end of the rainy season, and no one has yet been 
able to discover whether The Road is passable. 

When we come to the rivers we stop, while Pablo and 
his friend do things to the engine to protect it from the 
water. A large iron pipe projects vertically in the air 
for about five feet above our heads, so presumably the 
baronesa would still be in working order if all her inmates 
were drowned. Pablo swathes the spark-plug leads in 
oily waste* Both drivers point out that we arc about 
to ford a river, and make signs with their hands to show 

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TEGUCIGALPA: The Road 



THE ROAD 

us exactly what they are doing to the engine. We nod 
and laugh. The Negro blows the horn to show that 
even that still works. . . . If the river is not too deep, 
the baronesa wallows through in a dignified way, slowly 
but without any great difficulty. Sometimes she stops 
in mid-stream and has to be restarted, which takes a 
very long time indeed : and crossing the Ghamelec6n 
river she did this three times, finally relapsing into a 
sulky silence. No one says anything : there is no noise 
but the slap of the thick yellow water against the 
baronescts buttocks. The swollen river swirls around 
her and washes away the red mud from under the 
wheels, so she sinks deeper and deeper into the river 
bed. Nigel and I rouse ourselves and look about : 
apparently we are marooned, fast in mid-stream, and 
neither of our drivers seem at all concerned about our 
plight. Pablo grins and shrugs his shoulders with the 
resignation that is so typical of all Central Americans. 
c Hay que esperar ! There is nothing for it, he says, but 
to wait. He seems not at all ill-pleased. Perhaps, he 
says, a paisano will happen to come by with a team of 
bestia to haul us out : perhaps, however, he impresses 
us with some glee, we shall have to remain for several 
days in mid-stream. This is more than our co-driver 
can stand : he collapses in fits of laughter and shrieks 
at us in several dialects. Nigel and I look at each 
other. This is too much. 

c Carqjo, Pablo, tenemos que sacarle de aqui ! No quiero 
quedar la noche en el agua, cono ! Nigel s Spanish is more 
rude than it is accurate : but it seems to impress Pablo, 
who agrees violently. We tell him that we must reach 

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Siguatapeque by nightfall, as we have no mosquito-nets 
and do not relish having to sleep in the open on the 
plains. Pablo and the Negro have a hurried and 
heated conference in undertones. Finally, both take 
off their clothes and wade around towards the front of 
the baronesa, while Nigel stands up with his Winchester 
to watch for alligators. It is unlikely that any would 
attack the men in the water in the middle of the day 
and with the river in full spate, but Pablo seems appre 
hensive and keeps muttering in undertones about 
legartos ! We see no trace of anything resembling an 
alligator. After some time Pablo clambers back into 
the driver s seat, and for some reason which is beyond 
our mechanical knowledge the engine starts imme 
diately. The wheels spin hopelessly, however, and the 
baronesa does no more than shift her ponderous bulk 
from one side to the other. The mud is stirred up by 
our wheels, and the river looks almost black. Finally 
Nigel and I undress, jump into the mud, and lend our 
efforts to those of Pablo and the Negro in working her 
out of the slime* After two hours she moves, slides, 
sputters, and finally drags herself out of the water. 
Everything is filthy : our kit is soaked, except for the 
things which we had wisely packed in water-proof bags, 
and we are covered in red ooze- The floor of the 
baronesa is several inches deep in it, and it does not look 
as if we shall ever be a normal colour again. 

But the Ghamclec6n was the worst of the rivers- It 
is the deepest and most treacherous of them, for it runs 
at nearly seven miles an hour when the tributaries that 
pour into it from the hills are really swollen, and some- 

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times it carries large logs and branches along in its 
muddy swirl, quite large enough to stave in the side 
of the baronesa or to knock one down if one was wading 
across the river. Sometimes the Ghamelec6n is ob 
structed by several wagons and carts, stuck fast in mid 
stream : and if they are not removed quickly they 
break up like ships on the rocks, and are carried off 
to the sea. No one who travels along The Road regu 
larly, (and there are several such people, most of whom 
claim to be carrying government dispatches of the 
utmost secrecy and importance) expects to pass straight 
over the Ghamelec6n : a delay of a day or so is not 
regarded as any misfortune. Most travellers prefer, if 
possible, to make the journey by mule, but at certain 
times of the year this is out of the question since the 
water is too deep for the mules to wade across, and 
swimming they could never hope to carry their enor 
mous burdens over to the other side. This was the 
chief reason Nigel and I did not travel with a mule 
train, which we had originally contemplated, and 
which I think would have been much more fun. Some 
of our equipment was very heavy, and a mule train 
would have been impossible except under the most 
favourable conditions. 

In Honduras The Road is regarded as a very busy 
thoroughfare, and when we talked, during our stay on 
the coast, of reaching Tegucigalpa by baronesa we were 
assured that no harm could befall travellers on The 
Road since there was so much trqfico moving on it at 
all times. We conjured up pictures of the Great North 

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Road, of Watling Street and Broadway : no dangers 
could lurk, from bandits or other incalculable elements, 
on a road where one was continually in sight of other 
people. During the two and threequarter days in 
which we laboured sluggishly along The Road we 
passed two people, both riding mules. The first was 
a Very Important Person indeed, handsomely turned 
out in a pair of khaki breeches and top-boots : at first 
sight he belonged to the category, mentioned above, of 
People Carrying Important Documents. He greeted 
our approach with the gravest suspicion, and pulled 
well away from our path, with a slight sideways twist 
of his body to bring the thirty-eight strapped to his side 
in a shoulder holster into full view. Nigel and I greeted 
him with the usual * Adios.* He paid no attention to 
us but addressed himself to Pablo, who sat staring 
woodenly from his seat, * Onde van los gringos ? 9 Where 
are the foreigners going ? There is only one place to 
which The Road leads, and he must have known it as 
well as we did, but the question did not surprise Pablo, 
who shouted * Vamos a Tegucigalpa ; apparently this 
made the whole business very satisfactory. The 
stranger grinned, seized the bottle of local beer that 
Nigel held up to him, and shook us both warmly by 
the hand. His name, he told us, was Jos6 L6pez 
Galixto, and if we happened to need any insurance 
he was the man to come to. Before we parted he had 
offered to sell us a motor-car, to inscribe us on the list 
of the republican party, to accompany us to the Mos 
quito Coast, and to take us to a place where he knew, 
for a dead certainty, that there was an immense 

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gold mine. We declined all his offers with determin 
ation. 

The second stranger was later to play a large part 
in our expedition. He was an imposing figure like the 
first, but he was tremendously fat and rode his mule 
with that air of dignity which in Central America is 
only assumed by those closely connected with the cur 
rent Government. He wore a broad-brimmed Spanish 
hat with a flat crown, a grey waistcoat and the tightest 
of black alpaca trousers which only abandoned the con 
tours of his portly form at the knee, where they flared 
out into a prodigious width. He seemed to be in a 
great hurry, and from the front we could see that as 
he rode towards us his short little legs were banging in 
and out continuously to encourage the mule to fiirther 
feats of endurance. Encourage is perhaps not the right 
word, for each of his spurs was fitted with a sharply 
spiked wheel, at least an inch in diameter ; but Central 
American mules seem to care very little for punishment 
of any kind, and the only way to set them in motion 
at all is to persevere with the sharpest spurs available. 
He reined up beside the baronesa in Wild-West style, 
mopping his brow with an enormous red handkerchief. 
Pablo stopped by pushing the gear lever through into 
reverse with a horrible crash. The stranger dismounted 
and introduced himself excitedly and proudly as the 
Comandante of the district of Portrerillos, through which 
we were now travelling. He was on a commission, he 
said, a very special commission from the Poder Supremo 
in Tegucigalpa to apprehend a muy mat hombre called 
Jos L6pez Calixto, who was reputed to have escaped 



MOSQUITO COAST 

from the capital not long before, and had we seen any 
thing of a tall man riding a grey mule and wearing a 
revolver in a shoulder holster ? We told him that the 
grey mule had passed, going well, some six hours be 
fore. He sighed contentedly. That was a good thing, 
he said, for it meant that Calixto was well out of his 
district by now, and he could not be blamed for letting 
such a well-known bandit escape. He turned and rode 
with us towards Siguatapeque, and as we went along 
he told us the story of Jos6 L6pez Calixto and why he 
was wanted so badly in Tegucigalpa. 

Calixto was a Nicaraguan. Nobody in Honduras 
seemed to know very much about him, how he lived 
or why he chose to stay away from his own country. 
There are too many Central Americans who cannot 
live in their own states for that to have been a matter 
of importance or even of interest. For the last six 
months (said our Comandante), Jos L6pez Calixto had 
lived in Tegucigalpa at the Estanco de los dos Hermanos, 
a low hotel which was the rendezvous for a great many 
different kinds of undesirables (We later saw how true 
this was : to stay at the Dos Hermanns was to stamp one 
self at once as a doubtful character,) At least two 
Honduran revolutions are known to have started there, 
and several neighbouring disturbances are suspected of 
having the Dos ffermanos for their origin : and it is sus 
pected that most of the arms trade in the Five Republics 
is conducted from there. Calixto in spite of this seemed 
to have been well received in the haute monde of Tegu 
cigalpa on account of his good manners and his amazing 
succession of impeccable clothes. He became in time 

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H* 1 THE ROAD 

very friendly with some of the Cabinet Ministers, and 
was frequently invited to attend the interminable balls 
which are given by the Honduran Government. He 
seemed well off and he became particularly friendly 
^with a Cabinet member whom we will call Carlos San 
,, Vicente. This friendship continued for some time, 
until suddenly Calixto disappeared from the Dos Her- 
manos and Carlos San Vicente did not appear to take 
his seat on the benches. Visitors to the San Vicente 
house were told that Carlos was ill, that he had a bad 
T headache and could not appear in public. Other more 
^privileged visitors, however, found him sitting in his 
^ bedroom gnashing his teeth and tearing his hair, having 
v broken most of the furniture in the room to pieces. . , . 
"^ Since then, sighed the Comandante, he had heard no 
thing ; he was very anxious to hear what had hap 
pened, but had found it quite impossible to get any 
kind of news from Tegucigalpa at all. All he knew 
^ was that an order had come through from the General 
^ himself telling him to get Calixto at any price. 
C* It was not till nearly six months later that we knew 
^ what had happened. 

^ Jos6 L6pez Galixto had approached Carlos San 
Q^ Vicente with a proposal which was to have been very 
profitable for both of them. He had, he said, been 
unfairly compelled to leave his native land under a 
cloud which was connected with some trifling detail 
about the validity of some American currency he had 
been distributing in Nicaragua ; but fortunately he 
had been able to escape with his own personal fortune, 
which he had converted into hundred-dollar bills and 

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MOSQUITO COAST 

smuggled out of the country when he made his escape. 
The trouble was, however, that he was now unable to 
get rid of even his own valid money because he could 
get no change : all the Central American banks, which 
are controlled by Englishmen and North Americans, 
had received warnings about him from their head 
offices, and he did not dare go into a bank to change 
his large notes. As it happened, by a lucky chance he 
had the hundred-dollar notes with him, and would be 
quite willing to sell them to his friend Carlos San 
Vicente at a great discount ... he had just twelve 
thousand dollars, and because of his friendship with 
Carlos, he would part with them for a nominal five 
thousand dollars. Now American currency in the 
Spanish republics is the best money that can be had ; 
as British sterling is to the East, so is the dollar to the 
Central American countries. It is stable, it is valid 
everywhere, and it is supremely oblivious of the fluc 
tuations brought about in local currencies by revolu 
tions. Carlos San Vicente was more than interested ; 
he scraped up five thousand good dollars and handed 
them over to Calixto. Calixto produced twelve sealed 
sardine tins and handed them to San Vicente with a 
crafty smile , . . that was the way, he said, he had 
managed to keep such an enormous sum safe during 
his adventures in escaping from Nicaragua. He picked 
one tin out at random and opened it ; it contained ten 
one-hundred-dollar notes, crisp and fresh from the 
United States treasury. Carlos San Vicente, who had 
until now been just the slightest bit suspicious of his 
friend, examined the notes closely ; he knew enough 

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to tell a real note from a forgery, and these were obvi 
ously quite genuine. They shook hands on the deal 
and Jose L6pez Galixto went home to his hotel, and 
was heard of no more in Tegucigalpa. It was not until 
the next day that Carlos San Vicente found that the 
other eleven tins contained just what one would expect 
in sardine tins. He had paid five thousand dollars for 
one thousand dollars, and it later turned out that even 
the ten one-hundred-dollar notes were not quite good 
enough. . . . 

We never heard what happened to Galixto. He 
probably escaped, because he was clever ; and I think 
we rather hoped that he did. 



Chapter Two 
TEGUCIGALPA 

HPHERE is a tradition among the writers of books 
J. on travel in foreign countries which decrees that 
the reader shall be put in possession of all the facts 
about the journey. Knowledgeable readers must be 
allowed to have their opinions about one s dietetics and 
equipment, and old gentlemen must have their say 
about what should have been done, or about young 
people nowadays not understanding the Value of Good 
Staff Work at The Base, Readers all over the world 
(one hopes), safe in their arm-chairs, must be allowed 
to criticize and calculate exactly why the misfortunes 
they recognize as adventures took place : and it is 
cheating, just as in a murder story it is cheating for the 
detective to find clues which the reader knows nothing 
about, to start a journey in the middle of unexplored 
deserts or to open a book under fire in some South 
American Revolution. It is intolerable for the author 
of a thriller to introduce a Supernatural Power or an 
Unknown Eastern Drug into his deductive nexus at the 
last moment, and it is just as bad for the travel-writer 
to move a thousand miles between chapters, or to 
escape from the melting icefloe by some means which 
the reader is left to imagine. The reader has a certain 
and immediate escape from the monotony of tropical 

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jungles and the tedium of frozen steppes ; he need only 
do his travelling in small comfortable doses. And he 
must bear with the author during the dull empty parts 
of his voyaging. 

Our journey from the coast to Tegucigalpa was more 
amusing than it was exciting or interesting. There was 
little to see, beyond the wild rugged landscapes, and the 
incredible jolting of the baronesa did not tend to put us 
in any mood to appreciate scenery. I think that during 
those sixty hours I was more uncomfortable than I have 
ever been before : but the journey served to give us a 
slight idea of the details of organization which lay be 
fore us. Nothing could in fact be simpler than travel 
ling from the Caribbean to the Capital, but encumbered 
with the lackadaisical vacillations of the Spanish mozo 
the journey became a vast and improbable gamble. 
There was a time on the coast when we had almost 
abandoned hope of starting inland : everything seemed 
against us and we had not yet learned that in tropical 
America one must see to every tiny detail oneself. Our 
agents in Puerto Cort6z, highly recommended locally, 
had drawn their pay and apparently retired. Porters 
had failed to appear, our gear was damply entombed 
for dreary days in the Customs House, and much of it 
went astray altogether. We were told that the road 
was impassable and that the baronesa had broken down 
beyond repair, that we were not to be allowed, after 
all, to start. . . . 

I repeat that in Honduras one must watch every 
thing done personally or else do it oneself. Perhaps 
the admixture of Indian and Negro blood (the Hon- 

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durans are nearly all of mixed blood) aggravates the 
proverbial laziness of the Spaniard ; perhaps it is just 
the natural drowsy effect of the tropics. 

Certainly there are more contentedly unemployed 
people in Honduras than anywhere else. The country 
is rich, and the population small, so there is little incen 
tive to work ; food can be had from the trees and the 
ground, and the red native beans which form the back 
bone of the native diet are almost given for the asking. 
The climate is so hot that a quantity of clothes is 
nothing to work for. The only temptation that leads 
the lower-class Honduran to work is the possibility of 
eventually earning enough money to buy a revolver, 
which is the final ambition of them all : with a revolver 
money is easy enough to get hold of, and no nonsense 
about working for it : and in addition the peon with a 
gun rises immensely in local society as if his armed 
estate gave him a civil status beyond the reach of the 
unarmed pauper. 

The chief piece of unpleasantness we encountered 
was in the Customs, and was due to the local love of 
firearms, which is not confined entirely to the peones. 
We had an enormous armoury . . . repeating shot 
guns, rifles, revolvers, automatics . . . every conceiv 
able form of weapon which we felt might be useful or 
which thoughtful but ill-informed friends before our 
departure had considered suitable. The official in 
charge of the aduana peered at them in envious con 
sternation, but there was nothing he could do ... we 
had permits, bunches of them, signed by the highest 
authorities in Tegucigalpa. They were an impressive 

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display, stamped and counter-stamped, sealed and 
counter-sealed, and signed, apparently at random, by 
the Minister of War, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, 
the Minister of Finance, and for good measure by a 
mysterious official known as the Minister of Fomento, 
whose function we were never able to discover. In the 
face of this evidence of our bona fides the local officer 
could not read a revolution into our expedition, or sus 
pect us of gun-running : but he resignedly contented 
himself with checking and re-checking every number, 
bore, and quantity of ammunition. The process took 
well over two hours. Finally he fell upon Nigel s re 
peating twenty-two, which seemed to tempt him too 
far ; it was called a rifle on the permit and the invoice, 
he wheedled, but nothing was said about it being a 
repeater : did we think we could smuggle dangerous 
weapons into Honduras as easily as that ? For all he 
knew, the permits might be forgeries anyway, and we 
might be the advance guard of an invading army ! He 
carried the twenty-two lovingly away and returned us 
the rest, telling us severely that Further Investigations 
would have to be made and the permits verified, and 
the whole affair carefully taken up with the Poder 
Supremo at Tegucigalpa. 

We were ignorant then : we did not know enough 
to do what we should have done. In our simple way 
we imagined that telegrams would be sent at once to 
the Capital, instructions and apologies would then issue, 
and the rifle would be returned to us by special mes 
senger. We told each other how much trouble the 
Customs man would get into for confiscating it, and we 

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said it served him right : we wondered whether he 
would lose his job or merely be reduced in rank. 

An uneventful week passed without news from the 
aduana, while we went on with other arrangements for 
the journey. 

Just before we started inland we mentioned the matter 
to the Comandante of Puerto Cort&z, who had received 
special instructions from the President to look after us. 
He was furious : he flew into a tremendous rage and 
dragged us off immediately to the Customs House, 
where he demanded in an extravaganza of rhetoric 
that our property be handed over to us, c in the name 
of General Carfas, President of the Republic. Now if 
there is one thing that puts the fear of God into an 
official in Honduras it is the mention of General Carfas, 
and we were to find, on many occasions, that this was 
a magic breeze to carry us through the doldrums of 
official formality. General Carfas is enormous and 
leonine, a terrifying figure who seized the Presidency 
some years ago by sheer bravery and strength of char 
acter. El General to the people of the coast towns, 
and in particular to the petty officials, is an almost 
legendary figure. His word is supreme ; he is the 
Government, and has many ways of getting what he 
wants. 

The aduanero, who had been nastily startled by the 
entrance of the Comandante, was very frightened by this 
invocation of El General* He scurried around and made 
a great show of looking for the rifle in all the most 
improbable places in the Customs House. It was obvi 
ously not there : we knew it, he knew it, and he knew 

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that we knew it. He fidgeted uncomfortably and 
licked his lips. Suddenly it dawned on him : 
c Hombre ! * Of course, how could he have forgotten ! 
He had just taken it round to his own house for a 
day or so, to clean it, as he was afraid it would get 
rusty lying in the Customs House. . . . 

There is something about the town of Tegucigalpa 
which makes it seem infinitely removed from the sane 
and orderly world to which one is accustomed. There 
is something in the loneliness of its mountain surround 
ings, which cut it oiFfrom outside influences, that makes 
it appear a little unreal. Everything about Teguci 
galpa is a mixture ; the people are a wild hotchpotch 
of colours and races, the climate is half mountainous 
and half tropical, and it is altogether a queer compro 
mise between the lawlessness of the wilds and the 
civilization of a rising republic. It is a place of vivid 
contrasts between the savage and the civilized, which 
make the little peculiarities of a backward community 
stand out in grotesque relief. One is given the im 
pression that Tegucigalpa was, not long ago, a native 
village, and that upon it was suddenly crammed all 
the bustling veneer of American modernity. Such a 
contrast is common enough in tropical countries ; for 
there are very few parts of the earth which have not 
been reached by the enterprising representatives of 
American business houses, which amass enormous for 
tunes by peddling the most modern products to the 
most backward people. But in Honduras there is some 
thing lacking which makes the contrast stronger. The 

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country is hard to reach, and its foreign contacts are 
few ; the civilization which has come so suddenly to 
Honduras develops rapidly, in its own way, and it has 
not the advantage of having other countries in close 
touch with it to modulate the flow of its progress. 

Tegucigalpa can lay very few claims to beauty. 
There is a certain grandeur in its wild mountain set 
ting, but without that background the town itself is for 
the most part unexciting. The architecture is Spanish, 
showing the strong influence which is the legacy of the 
Conquistador es> but the charm of low roofs and patios is 
rather offset by the fact that the streets are laid out in 
the modern American fashion, dully rectilinear. The 
town is divided into two by a small and dirty river, in 
which most of the local washing is done, which separ 
ates suburban Comayaguela from Tegucigalpa. There 
are a few landmarks which stand out in one s memory, 
whether one arrives by land or by air ; the Cathedral, 
an enormous but little patronized edifice of mixed and 
rather rococo architecture, with its great Spanish tower 
standing high over the town ; the President s palace, 
a dazzling white square with concrete battlements and 
machine-guns standing ready to scatter lead in the in 
terests of El Poder Supremo, and the twin forts which 
stand one on either side of the Capital. The forts are 
the first objective of revolutionaries who are making an 
assault on Tegucigalpa, for they stand on two high hills 
in positions that command every corner of the town. 
It sometimes happens, if a badly organized revolution 
gets out of hand, that the parties are in possession of 
a fort each, and take turns shooting with antiquated 




TEGUCIGALPA: The Palace of El Poder Supremo 



TEGUCIGALPA 

cannon in the general direction of the town. Most of 
the Legations of the foreign powers are in a direct line 
between the two. His Majesty s Legation, with justi 
fiable caution, has recently moved itself to a high hill 
some way out of the town, whence it can watch the 
fun in safety. 

The Hondurans are a very remarkable nation in that 
they can always be relied on to live up to their reputa 
tion, and frequently to go one better. The general con 
duct of civil and military affairs in Central America is 
surprisingly similar to the common idea. The Hon- 
duran has a reputation for revolutions, and he sees to 
it that a year rarely passes without one. He is thought 
of as wearing a wide-brimmed sombrero, and will very 
rarely be seen without it. The Honduran Army is 
largely composed of officers of Field Rank, and the 
General Staff has (at least until recently) been inclined 
to take into consideration, when planning the activities 
of the soldiery, a great many factors other than military 
efficiency. The Government is characteristically lacka 
daisical, and there is only One Sure Way of getting any 
thing accomplished. Any friendly advances that one 
makes to those in authority are as likely as not wasted, 
as a new government may come into office in the fol 
lowing week, and all the important positions will be 
redistributed, with brilliant partiality, to the friends 
and relations of the President. There is no dishonesty 
in Honduras, but affairs are conducted on a different 
basis from our own ; everyone, or nearly everyone, 
accepts an original moral point of view, and the local 
scale of honesty is calibrated accordingly. 

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Honduras was, certainly until 1924, probably the 
most actively and consistently turbulent country in 
either hemisphere. Revolution was literally a normal 
condition ; and it was axiomatic that all revolutions 
were successful. The country was very sparsely popu 
lated and there was in it no kind of unity. Several 
languages were spoken, and there were only the most 
rudimentary communications. The success of insur 
gents was partly due to this, for nothing was ever heard 
of a revolution in the Capital until the Government 
was on the point of falling, and enthusiastic revolu 
tionaries in outlying provinces would sometimes be 
several revolutions behind in their activities, through 
not having heard the result of their own previous 
efforts. 

Another aggravation to the unsettled state of the 
country was the presence of large quantities of adven 
turous foreigners, some of whom were taking refuge 
from the law in Honduras and some of wh6m were 
merely voluntary amateur revolutionaries. The sea 
ports on the Caribbean coast were filled with English 
men, Irishmen and Americans who were out to amuse 
themselves and make whatever profit they could from 
the country. Just before and for a considerable num 
ber of years after the Great War, Puerto CorttSz, Tela 
and La Ceiba were filled with some of the toughest 
and roughest characters of the world. 

The best known of all the c filibusters/ and the one 
who played the greatest part in changing the history of 
the five republics, was a certain e General Lee Christ 
mas, a stupid and pig-headed adventurer with tremen- 

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dous charm and courage and a blustering personality 
that attracted the simple soldiery of Honduras. Revo 
lutions in Honduras are fought without very much 
personal animosity and with little loyalty ; soldiers 
frequently change sides and always rally around the 
standard that looks as if it is most likely to win. El 
General Chreestmass, as he became known, was a terrify 
ing figure who dominated the politics of Honduras for 
three decades, leading the army into battle and con 
tinually designing for himself new and more gorgeous 
uniforms. His career started abruptly and accident 
ally. He was originally an American railway engineer 
who had been dismissed from his job at home and had 
no prospect of getting another. In time he found his 
way to New Orleans, which is the main gateway to 
Central America, and almost in despair he boarded a 
ship which was sailing for Tela. The story goes that 
he did not know where the ship was going, and that 
when the purser asked for his ticket he paid his fare 
with what little money he had left to c Whatever place 
we get to first/ Eighteen months later, having landed 
in Honduras, Christmas was Generalissimo of the Army 
and practically dictator of the country. He had in 
stalled General Bonilla in the Presidency, but it was 
obvious that he himself was the only figure of import 
ance and that he had the loyalty of the country behind 
him. He had taken the seaports on the Caribbean 
coast, and he had made and spent three considerable 
fortunes. 

Lee Christmas made his dbut in the revolutionary 
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bananas which he was driving along the Caribbean 
coast was attacked by insurgents, who ordered him to 
drive on as fast as the engine would travel towards 
Puerto Cortez. Christmas, sensibly enough, did not 
offer any resistance, and presently began to enjoy the 
feeling of defying authority as his train rushed along 
the shore with bullets whistling past his ears. Before 
long it became apparent that the little band of revolu 
tionaries in the train were in for a bad time, as their 
ammunition was running low and the enemy seemed 
to be present in larger numbers than had been expected. 
Christmas, although uneducated and as obstinate as 
one can well be, was at least a man of resource and 
quick decisions. He took command, somehow (with 
out a word of Spanish) of the revolutionary train and 
ran it into a siding near Puerto Cortez, where he loaded 
it with disused boilers and plates of steel. With the 
help of his soldiers the train was converted into a roll 
ing fort and machine-guns were fitted inside the boilers 
to cover the country on both sides of the track as the 
train went along. 

When his preparations were completed, he put the 
engine into reverse and backed the train down the 
single track towards the Government troops, which 
were conveniently engaged in pitching camp beside 
the line. 

The Government soldiers did not take long to make 
up their minds. They were so impressed with this 
mechanical tour de force that they deserted (including 
most of the officers) and rallied around the standard 
of the new jefe . . . el jefe Chreestmass as he was 

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TEGUCIGALPA: Loteria Nacidnal 




TEGUCIGALPA: La Merced 



TEGUCIGALPA 

known from then on. That night he was made a 
Colonel. 

The next day the revolutionaries, who had until the 
arrival of Lee Christmas been fighting in a very half 
hearted and disorganized manner, seized all the coastal 
towns with the Customs houses and their enormous 
revenue. Christmas had the sense to see that this gave 
him a stranglehold over the country ; for almost all 
the money in Honduras comes from taxes and duties 
on the ports. By the time he had conquered the coast 
his victory was really complete, for his reputation was 
growing in an extraordinary way, and he was already 
an almost legendary figure in the simple minds of the 
peones. His courage was tremendous, and stories are 
still told ofjefe Ckreestmass taking machine-guns single- 
handed, charging whole platoons of soldiers, and escap 
ing from impossible situations. At one time he was, as 
a matter of fact, captured by the Government troops 
and sentenced to be shot, but his bravery and cool nerve 
saved his life. The officer in charge of the execution, 
something of a sentimentalist, let him go because he 
appeared to care so little for the preparations of the 
firing squad. Christmas never learned Spanish, but 
by this time he had picked up most of the swear- words, 
and these he hurled in quick succession at the enemy 
officers who had come to watch thejefe gringo die. The 
Honduran admires bravery more than anything else, 
and it was somehow arranged that he should escape, 
taking several of the Government officers with him to 
join the insurgent army. 

For many years the adventurer Christmas held the 

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position in Honduras that Pancho Villa had held, many 
years before, in Mexico* He was a legalized bandit, 
useful to the Government but dangerous, tolerated only 
because he might be useful in the future. While the 
revolution was in progress, Lee Christmas was invalu 
able, and in fact was responsible for the victory of the 
rebels : but once Bonilla was President, earnestly try 
ing to bring peace and civilization to the country, 
Christmas became a great nuisance rather than a help. 
He held various official positions in Tegucigalpa and 
insisted on creating the most elaborate and gorgeous 
uniforms to go with them. Officially he was not a 
success, for his methods were frequently too direct and 
rarely constitutional. As the country became quieter 
and less turbulent, Christmas became the most disturb 
ing element in it ; no one dared cross him, no one 
dared get rid of him ; and someone always had to 
smooth over the little * situations * which he caused 
with great regularity. He was the revolutionary enfant 
terrible. 

The history of Lee Christmas is a wild and melo 
dramatic saga which would occupy several volumes if 
it were told in full. He soon fell in with the tradition 
of tropical intrigue, and there were times when he was 
fighting on both sides of the fence. He married five 
wives in as many years, had innumerable children, and 
killed those who crossed his path without even momen 
tary hesitation. He finally died, not from a bullet or 
machete wound, but from some very obscure tropical 
disease. During his numerous campaigns he was on 
several occasions reported in the Press as dead, and 



TEGUCIGALPA 

this he always regarded, for some reason, as a great 
personal insult ; in fact he tried to sue newspaper 
owners on more than one occasion for what he con 
sidered a wicked libel. 

A number of other figures stand out in the revolu 
tion-ridden history of Honduras, most of them still 
living : Guy Moloney, for instance, an enormous Irish 
man, who was at one time Chief of Police in New 
Orleans and is one of the world s best machine-gunners. 
He was Christmas s lieutenant for a great many years, 
and between them they were a combination that made 
any fighting in Honduras pretty decisive, Moloney 
still lives in the country, where he is an active and 
influential figure in the local politics of San Pedro Sula. 
There was also a certain General Jefferies, and another 
Irishman by name of O Reilly, who all played import 
ant and exciting parts in the development of the new 
Republic, but they are still living and their story is by 
no means at an end. 

It must by now appear to the reader that I am well 
away from my original subject, which was an expedi 
tion made by my cousin and myself into the unexplored 
territory on the Honduran Mosquito Coast. I think, 
however, that I am right in bringing in some of the 
other aspects of Honduras, which will help the reader 
who does not know the country to understand some of 
the snags which lay in our path. By far the most diffi 
cult part of our expedition was getting started at all 
from Tegucigalpa, whose official and unofficial circles 
seemed anxious, for some time, that we should be dis 
couraged from an assault on the Mosquito Coast. 

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No one could have been more helpful than the Hon- 
duran Government ; but there was always the impres 
sion, lingering in spite of innumerable courtesies, that 
we were not regarded with official favour. As I have 
said before, the Mosquito Coast is the special preserve 
of the President, and one is not encouraged to go there 
unless one can give evidence of very serious and straight 
forward business. The idea of people going there for 
fun was almost too much. Scientists, who are known 
to be mad, are understood, as are prospectors ; but it 
was inconceivable that we should be going there with 
out some ulterior motives. Luckily we had arranged 
for proof of our bona fides to be given officially, through 
introductions we happened to have. 

For nearly three weeks we stayed in Tegucigalpa, not 
really because we had to but because we liked it. We 
played everlasting games of golf with the Diplomatic 
Corps, who to the great annoyance of pilots have built 
a golf course, with numerous bunkers, across the middle 
of the Government aerodrome at Toncontin. We went 
to enormous dances, lasting usually till morning, given 
by the Government at the International Club, with 
pine-needles strewn over the stairs and on the floor in 
all the ante-rooms, and relays of Marimba bands beat 
ing out modern dance tunes with a solid Indian rhythm 
and an occasional lapse into a Spanish tempo. Sweet 
champagne is served, and enormous rounds of brandy. 
There is very little noise ; the Hondurans are quiet 
and dance, too, with a solid Indian determination. We 
sit at the bar most of the time and talk about local 
politics. 

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TEGUCIGALPA 

The Marimba is a surprising instrument which is 
played by any number of musicians, ranging usually 
from half a dozen to a dozen, who all play on different 
parts of it, apparently with little regard for each other. 
The Marimba looks like the instrument we should call 
a xylophone, but it is infinitely more noisy and has 
probably rather less finesse in its music, which sounds 
much better at a considerable distance. The more 
modern and expensive Marimba bands in Tegucigalpa 
are further supplemented and supported by people 
playing saxophones and trumpets of various kinds, who 
sit around the Marimba and improvize accompani 
ments and embellishments to the original tune. Nearly 
all the music played by the Marimba is the ordinary 
dance music which one hears in every country of the 
world to-day ; but it seems, in Tegucigalpa, to derive 
a sort of sinister and slightly grotesque eastern lilt 
through the liberties which are taken with time and 
key. The Hondurans are not musical, and have 
no form of native music, even among the Indian 
tribes ; in fact, they are not in any way artistic, as 
are their neighbours the Guatemalans and Nicar- 
aguans- 

They were pleasant days. We planned our cam 
paign with all the old soldiers of the country, and 
gradually the expedition took shape. We saw the 
President, old General Garias who had terrified the 
Customs men at Puerto Cort&z ; we dined in the Lega 
tions and we rode mules up to the great silver mines 
at San Juancito, where there are over a hundred miles 
of underground tunnels in the mountain-face. We 



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stayed ztfincas in the country near Tegucigalpa and 
heard all the most confidential secrets of Central Ameri 
can diplomacy. We rested and talked and improved 
our Spanish. We did not want to leave. 



Chapter Three 
PERLA DEL MAR 

r T 1 HERE are two reasonable ways and one slightly 
X fantastic way of penetrating to the interior of the 
Mosquitia territory. The most obvious route, which 
we eventually adopted after several weeks of wrangling, 
was through Brewer s Lagoon and up the Patuca 
river ; the other, slightly slower but perhaps more 
sensible, would have been to go across country from 
Tegucigalpa by mule and to attack the unexplored 
area from the east instead of from the Caribbean coast. 
The third method, which we should dearly have liked 
to try, but which we hardly dared to mention, was to 
take an aeroplane from Tegucigalpa and chance being 
able to land on one of the broad sand-banks which 
we had heard lay along the Patuca* It was a fairly 
big risk, however, for the water was high at that time 
of year and had we not managed to put the plane 
down almost immediately we might not have been 
able to get back. Another thing which deterred us 
from this plan was the fact that the only plane avail 
able was an old tri-motor, heavy and unwieldy ; and 
being fairly large it needed a considerable run in 
which to land. Neither Nigel nor I had very much 
experience in flying large planes. 
The cross-country method might have been very 

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practical for our purpose, but again might have been 
useless : no one knew anything of the country between 
Tegucigalpa and Mosquitia beyond the limits of the 
villages. The going might have been very bad, and 
we should perhaps have taken many weeks to cut or 
burn a way through the bush. A track leads from 
the Capital as far as Catacamas, but beyond that there 
is no trail, and we should probably have been badly 
lost if we tried to make any kind of journey in the 
unmapped area. Travelling across country through 
tropical vegetation is very slow and boring and I 
think would have been less satisfactory, on the whole, 
than the route we chose in the end. 

The Province of La Mosquitia is the area which is 
bounded on the north by the Caribbean, on the south 
by the Province of Olancho and the river Segovia or 
Coco, and on the west by the Province of Col6n. It 
is mixed country ; the thickest kind of tropical jungle 
alternates with miles of savanna, and apart from 
the streams and rivers there are no landmarks of any 
kind. 

Most of Mosquitia is unmapped, and it contains 
some of the largest tracts of unexplored land which 
remain. Here and there a river has been sketched in 
on the word of a wandering prospector, and the fringes 
of the province are comparatively well known, but for 
the most part it remains interestingly white on the 
map. Very few expeditions have ever tried to pene 
trate the interior. 

The last official expedition into Mosquitia was under 
the auspices of the Honduran Government, and took 

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place no later than 1882. It was a tremendous affair, 
supported by soldiers, engineers and scientists, who 
started off up the Patuca river almost two hundred 
strong. The size of the party was its undoing, how 
ever, for the Nicaraguan frontier guards were suspicious 
at the news that such a large force was in their neigh 
bourhood, , and nothing was accomplished beyond an 
ignominious and undignified skirmish with semi-official 
Nicaraguan bandit troops. Since that time the Hon- 
duran Government has made no effort to open up Mos- 
quitia, partly because the government is usually so tem 
porary that it does not care to embark on any project 
that is not immediately profitable, and partly because 
the population of Honduras is still far too small to 
expand successfully into new ground. The result is 
that the condition of the Mosquito Coast is much the 
same to-day as it was in 1882, when Queen Victoria 
gave it away. As far as the Honduran Government is 
concerned it is probably a great nuisance, for it is obvi 
ously impossible to police, and all the bandits of Cen 
tral America take refuge there at one time or another. 
That is one of the reasons why one is not allowed to go 
there without some plausible excuse, and explains the 
lack of available scientific data. 

In Honduras Mosquitia is regarded as infinitely re 
mote, and there must be many Hondurans who do not 
realize that it is part of their country. They know that 
away to the east, towards Nicaragua, there is wild 
country ; but there seems to be little interest in any 
thing that goes on outside Tegucigalpa. Civilization 
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before the Honduran turns away from the towns for his 
amusement. Whenever mention was made of our ex 
pedition to Mosquitia a polite silence followed, and 
people looked at us in suspicious surprise. There were 
two views commonly held ; that we were engaged in 
some dastardly business, with or without the consent of 
the Government, or that we were simply mad, perhaps 
the more charitable view. Certainly the Mosquito 
Coast has a far worse reputation in Honduras than it 
deserves. 

Our project sounded very simple as we sat in the cool 
patio of the Legation in Tegucigalpa. Nothing could 
be easier ; we would fly down to the coast, where we 
would then find it easy enough to hire a schooner to 
take us eastward as far as Brewer s Lagoon. From 
there we would proceed by boat up the Tom-Tom Cut 
off, which connects the Lagoon with the Patuca. At 
the junction of the Cut-off and the Patuca we would 
make our first base camp, hire porters, arrange provi 
sions, and get under way towards the interior. As we 
sat lazily sipping our champagne cocktails we could see 
no possible difficulties ; it seemed too easy for words. 
Many were the times, during the weeks to come, that 
we remembered those pleasant quiet days, and thought 
longingly of the soothing coolness of iced drinks. . . . 

We left Tegucigalpa on July the twenty-seventh, in 
a rather decrepit and overloaded aeroplane which we 
hoped would take us as far as La Geiba, a small port 
on the Caribbean. At La Ceiba one was sure to find 
a schooner, we were told, for it was the centre of various 

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enterprises connected with schooners, and the craft 
from the Bay Islands went continually back and forth. 
Most of Tegucigalpa was at Toncontin aerodrome to 
see us off. The President himself, an enormous black 
figure closely guarded by a squad of machine-gunners, 
ventured daringly from the palace to wish us well. A 
misguided lady whom we had never seen before embar 
rassingly brought us two huge boxes of chocolates. 
Someone connected with the military had seen fit that 
the army band should be on the spot, and it dutifully 
rendered * God Save the King * in a vaguely minor key. 
We shook hands for a very long time. The engine 
roared ; we clambered into the plane and wallowed, 
for longer than seemed suitable, across the field. We 
just managed to clear the line of palm trees that stands 
annoyingly at the south end of the field. We had 
started. 

As we flew down towards the coast, bumping uncom 
fortably across the mountains, we could not help a feel 
ing of regret at leaving Tegucigalpa. We had been 
very happy in that gay remote little Capital, and the 
thought of the discomforts which we were to tolerate 
during the next two months made it seem very civilized. 
We had a vague feeling that in reaching Tegucigalpa 
we had almost gone far enough afield, without ventur 
ing into the jungles and swamps of the Coast. There 
seemed to be no justification or even excuse for our 
project ; we were neither of us particularly well pre 
pared for coping with life in the wilds, neither of us had 
the faintest glimmering of any scientific knowledge, and 

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the only reason we could give for the journey was that 
we felt like making it. I know that nobody in Hon 
duras believed that, and I suspect that many explana 
tions are still being whispered around the local clubs in 
the very confidential manner which is adopted in Cen 
tral America for discussing even the most commonplace 
news. 

It took^well over three hours to reach La Geiba. As 
we fell the several thousand feet that separate Teguci 
galpa from sea-level it became constantly hotter and the 
thick clothes we had been wearing in the mountains 
grew oppressive. There was one other passenger in the 
plane, a very small Negro with a revolver tucked pre 
cariously into the top of his trousers. He shrieked at 
us from time to time and gesticulated towards lakes, 
rivers and houses. Several of the windows in the plane 
were broken so we heard nothing. We grinned and 
waved at him. 

La Geiba is the biggest and best of the Caribbean 
ports in Honduras. It is old, or comparatively so, 
unlike the other ports which have been uninterestingly 
erected by enterprising fruit companies. In the history 
of Honduras La Ceiba has played a considerable part, 
for it is a rich town, contains a large garrison and is 
always among the first places to be attacked when a 
revolution is brewing. There is quite a lot of shipping ; 
cargo boats loaded down with bananas sail for England 
and Europe, freighters going to and from the southern 
ports of the United States call as often as twice a month, 
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the bay. When the hurricanes are not blowing num 
bers of schooners bustle about, carrying copra and coco 
nuts and pineapples to British Honduras and the West 
Indian Islands. It was one of these schooners that we 
hoped would take us along the coast to Brewer s 
Lagoon. 

Should we be unable to go by schooner, either be 
cause none could be found willing to take us or on 
account of the weather, we had another alternative ; 
to go along the beach as far as the Patuca mouth. This 
we decided to do only as a last resource, as it would 
mean a week or more of travel over soft sand, which is 
slow, hard work. The coast-line makes a long detour 
between La Ceiba and the Lagoons. To cut straight 
across country from La Ceiba to the Patuca was out of 
the question as it entailed crossing many miles of 
swamps, very treacherous and unhealthy. We were 
told that on several occasions beachcombers had made 
their way to Brewer s Lagoon along the beach, but they 
usually took several weeks about it and were in a posi 
tion to dispense with the heavy equipment we had to 
carry. Much of the stuff we took with us was quite 
useless, but we did not know this until later, and we 
hoped to take it all with us as far as the Lagoon or 
even to our first base camp at the lower end of the 
Tom-Tom Gut-off. 

We spent several days in La Geiba looking for a 
schooner. There were plenty lying idle in the bay, but 
no one was to be hurried, and we were regarded with 
considerable suspicion. The proprietor of the Hotel 
Alemdn had recommended us to seek out a certain Cap- 

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tain Macdonald, who was owner and master of the 
schooner Perla del Mar. Captain Macdonald was a Bay 
Islander, descended directly from some of Morgan s 
pirates who had taken refuge among the Islands in the 
seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. Although we 
put very little faith in advice which came from the hotel 
proprietor, we thought with nationalistic conceit that 
Macdonald was obviously our man ; he was white and 
spoke English, and would be easier and more straight 
forward to deal with than the Hondurans and Caribs 
who owned the other schooners we had visited. He 
was very hard to find, because his boat rarely came to 
Ceiba and when it did he spent all his time ashore 
buried in the depths of the Cantinas on the waterfront. 

It was Nigel who finally discovered that our Captain 
was in a certain Cantina Rosa near the wharf. He came 
back to the hotel to fetch me, and together we went 
down to bargain for our passage. Captain Macdonald 
had a great reputation among the Islanders, and those 
who misunderstood us used to tell us, cautiously, that 
the Perla del Mar was a very good schooner, ready to 
undertake any kind of profitable enterprise. . . . 

The Cantina Rosa was evidently the fashionable resort 
of the waterfront. It was a small wooden house, built 
like most of the houses in La Ceiba, supported on 
trestles over the water. The front room was a general 
clubroom, and at the time we visited it seemed to con 
tain several factions in a heated political dispute which 
we did not linger to consider. The atmosphere was 
chiefly nautical ; numbers of sailors and their women 
folk stood about, with numerous small children of 

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several colours. Unnoticed by everyone but ourselves 
wandered a number of hens, two black pigs and a 
goat. 

This did not look the kind of place where a man of 
Captain Macdonald s stamp would amuse himself. We 
pushed through to the back room, where the intellec 
tual level was on a less political plane and little was 
going on beyond honest drinking. It was a long room, 
a wooden shed fitted with an old-fashioned bar which 
ran its length along the far wall. Four bare electric 
bulbs hung crookedly from the ceiling and threw a 
glaring light on the ten or twelve men who were lined 
against the bar. At first sight there was nothing to 
indicate which of them might be Captain Macdonald. 
No one paid any attention to us. Finally an old 
Negress, enormously fat probably Rosa herself 
greeted us enthusiastically. c Conoces al Capitdn Mac 
donald ? 9 we shrieked above the half-drunken din. 
Several men looked up and volunteered information 
in as many languages. The figure nearest to us de 
tached himself from the bar and pointed sombrely to 
the other end of the room : he was a coal-black Belize 
Negro. c Captain Macdonald, sah ? Yes, sah, him 
down dere, dat big feller . . .* We looked along the 
line of the bar and saw, towering above the rest, an 
enormous man with a vast red face, wearing a singlet 
and a dirty blue deep-sea cap. He was drinking Irish 
whisky from a bottle. As he heard his name mentioned 
he came towards us, and we could see that he was no 
more than twenty-four or five years old. He addressed 
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slight trace of a Jamaican accent. He slapped us both 
on the back with a heavy great hand. 

* Fm Captain Macdonald, how d you do ? Jos6 at 
the Hotel Alemdn told me you might drop in to see 
me . . . what about a drink ? Rosa, set up three 
whiskies. 

We explained exactly what we wanted to do. He 
was to take us to Brewer s Lagoon with our equipment 
and provisions, leave us there, and call for us again 
some weeks later at a date which we would arrange. 
He listened carefully and beamed at us. We called for 
more drinks while we discussed our plans and bargained 
with the Captain. He agreed to take us, at the same 
time pointing out that he took no responsibility for our 
return if we were not at the lagoon when he came back 
for us. He clearly thought we were mad. We had 
another drink and he embarked on his life history and 
mdmoires, which lasted for some hours while we stoked 
him with whisky and rum. He had done a number of 
interesting things, had Captain Macdonald ; he had 
fought in every revolution of note in Central America 
during the last few years, and had apparently decided 
the day on each occasion by his own efforts. He had 
run guns and ammunition, and had always managed 
to outwit the Government cutters ; he had worked in 
New Orleans for a short time on the staff of a small 
newspaper ; and finally, by hook and by crook, he had 
gathered enough money to build his schooner, the Perla 
del Mar, which he now used only for the most straight 
forward and profitable purposes. As far as we could 
tell, Captain Macdonald might still be talking to this 

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day, had not an interruption occurred which broke his 
train of thought. 

A certain amount of noise had been going on at the 
other dnd of the bar, but to this we had paid very little 
attention, as we were interested in the Captain s dis 
course. But as the noise grew louder, it became appar 
ent that some heated point was under discussion. 
Shortly before the climax of the argument a man seated 
quietly at a small side-table drew his revolver and shot, 
with drunken accuracy, at the lights. He gaily smashed 
three of the four bulbs. In a country where everyone 
carries a gun, however, shooting is apt to be misunder 
stood, and trouble started because it was not generally 
realized that the shooting was entirely in a spirit of 
celebration. Captain Macdonald was delighted at the 
sight of a free fight, and amused himself by throwing 
bottles nonchalantly into the crowd. 

When peace was restored the Captain s mind was, 
fortunately, once more turned to our project of going 
to Mosquitia, and by midnight we had haggled and 
bargained till he finally agreed to take us as far as 
Brewer s for five pounds. One thing, however, he in 
sisted ; we must sail at the crack of dawn on the follow 
ing morning, because he did not want to miss the tide 
over the Patuca Bar. He had been caught before on 
the Bar, with a hurricane blowing up from the south, 
and if we were not on board by daybreak he would lose 
all further interest in the expedition. 

We escaped his invitation to further revelry by ex 
plaining that we had to pack our things if we were to 
b$ off by dawn. He went enormously out into the 

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night and sang his way to the next Cantina. We won 
dered if we should see him again. 

The tropical dawn was breaking vividly in a troubled 
sky when we boarded the Perla del Mar the next morn 
ing. The crew had not arrived and the wharf was 
deserted. We jumped into a dory and rowed out to 
the schooner. She was dirty and reeked of oil to our 
surprise we found that she was fitted with a large Diesel 
engine, which the Captain had not mentioned and the 
deck was thick with dead banana leaves. From the 
hatch came a number of strong mixed smells copra, 
and paint, and tar. The light was still dim, so we could 
not see very much of her. Forward there was a small 
wheelhouse, and behind it a cabin which was the Gap- 
tain s ; aft a low deck-house and a hatch, then another 
hatch and a cockpit. She was extremely broad and we 
could see that she was very strongly built. There were 
no other sleeping quarters. If it was fine we slept on 
deck, but if it blew up badly we should have to go down 
into the narrow hold where the crew slept. We stowed 
our things below and sat on the engine-room hatch to 
wait for the Captain. The Perla del Mar rose and fell 
easily in the morning swell. 

It was high daylight before we saw any sign of Mac- 
donald. He finally arrived in a small motor-launch, 
accompanied by several Government officials in brass- 
bound uniforms. It looked, from a distance, as if there 
had been trouble ; perhaps he was to be arrested and 
the ship confiscated. It was possible from what we had 
heard of him. As the launch drew alongside, however, 

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it became apparent that the officials were paying more 
attention to us than to Captain Macdonald, and by the 
time they reached the schooner s side there was no 
doubt about it ; Nigel and I were the object of all 
their attention. We did not know what to think. The 
Comandante clambered aboard and waited, without 
speaking, until his colleagues had done the same. They 
faced us in an important group. We were ready for the 
worst ; the Government had changed its mind, we were 
not to be allowed to go ... obviously we should have 
to start all over again, and approach the territory from 
another direction. 

The Comandante cleared his throat. 6 Vengo? he said 
with dignity, e para saludar a Yds., en el nombre del Senor 
Presidente de la Republica, y para darle su despedida . . ." 

We almost collapsed with relief. The President was 
wishing us an official bon voyage, and we had thought 
that he would stop us . . . Nigel had a bottle of rum 
which he had brought from shore the night before, and 
we celebrated our departure with Captain and officials. 
The crew, which consisted of five islanders, began to 
arrive in ones and twos in canoes and dories. The 
anchor came up noisily/ sails appeared, and we took 
our leave of the Comandante. 

A gentle breeze carried us slowly out into the bay and 
the schooner s patched old sails began to fill. We were 
forced to tack back and forth for nearly an hour in front 
of the town, as it was at the last minute found that the 
Chief Engineer was not on board. 

He eventually appeared, sleeping soundly, in the 
bottom of a dinghy which was rowed out to us by two 

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Carib boys. Nothing would rouse Engineer Carlos 
from his sleep, and getting him aboard was a great 
problem. We tried pulling him and lifting him, and 
we tried soaking him with buckets of water to wake 
him. Captain Macdonald finally hoisted him aboard 
on the anchor burton. 

The Captain headed her east and as we drew away 
from land a fine wind caught us, driving the schooner s 
blunt bows through the vivid blue of the Caribbean. 
We had started on the second stage of our journey. 

Most of the first day on the schooner we lay lazily 
under a tarpaulin awning on the deck, sleeping and 
talking and occasionally singing. There was little else 
to do, and there was always the chance that dirty 
weather would blow up before nightfall and we should 
get no sleep later. From time to time the cook turned 
out meals in the tiny galley that stood, as if built as 
an afterthought, hanging far out over the schooner s 
counter. Part of the time we studied maps and talked 
over our plans, endlessly tracing out the route we meant 
to take. There are several maps of Mosquitia, all of 
them different and all of them wrong even as far as they 
go ; and at this time we did not know which of them 
came nearest to being accurate. None of them showed 
more than a bare outline with an occasional river or a 
ridge of mountains vaguely indicated. Much advice 
came from Captain Macdonald and Carlos, who had 
quickly recovered once we were away at sea. Like the 
people on the mainland they could not decide whether 
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PERLA DEL MAR 

torn between trying to show us that they did believe us 
and letting us see that they were not quite such fools as 
to believe that sort of thing. The Captain always safe 
guarded his credulous reputation by giving an enor 
mous wink whenever there was any mention of our 
purpose in going up the Patuca. 

The crew worked without orders and with that per 
fect understanding that comes only from long years 
together. They had no fixed watches, and like fisher 
men, seemed to be a democratic body communally in 
command of the boat. Captain Macdonald was the 
owner, but all profits were shared among the six of 
them, and his Captaincy was only obvious when we 
approached land and he took the wheel. 

Nothing happened during that long day at sea. We 
made our way east with slow determination, most of the 
time just out of sight of land. Occasionally the top of 
a mountain was visible, and to the north were the low 
white lines that marked the great reefs of the Bay 
Islands. Carlos kept the Diesel running all day, for 
there was hardly enough wind to fill our sails. We lay 
on our backs and stared into the vast blue of the sky. 
From the forward hatch came the strains of a guitar, 
and a deep voice sang : 

c Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, 
Canta y no llores, 
Porque en cantando se allegren, 
Cielito Undo, 
Los corazones . . . 

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De la sierra morena, 
Vienen bajando, 
Cielito Undo, 
Los Corazones, 
a&nque es tamos solo 
Cielito Lindo, 
Dame un abrazo . . . 
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay 

In the late afternoon, when it was cooler, we took 
off our shirts and lay in the sun- The Captain had 
brought a sackful of fresh pineapples, and until night 
fall we sat around the wheelhouse eating them and 
singing. As the wind died away completely the sea 
also became quite smooth, and the schooner seemed to 
be the only real thing in a vast flat world. Far away 
to the south we could just make out a row of tall palms 
black against the evening sky. Our wake, white and 
phosphorescent, was the only other break in the horizon. 

As night closed over us it became apparent that the 
weather was not to stay fine. Squalls are sudden and 
violent in the Caribbean, and a white squall sometimes 
catches unawares a ship that has been lying becalmed 
ten minutes earlier. Captain Macdonald thought that 
the sky looked bad, and pointed to the cloud flecks, 
silver in the moonlight, that were beating up from the 
south-east. The schooner was seaworthy and strong 
enough to ride through any kind of weather ; but the 
danger lay in finding ourselves caught off the Patuca 
Bar, which was surrounded by coral reefs. Even in the 
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PERLA DEL MAR 

easy to find. The Diesel, too, was unreliable, and we 
wanted to make sure of having plenty of room off the 
land. The Captain changed course slightly and as we 
headed away from shore the short seas caught the 
schooner s counter and she began to lurch diagonally. 
We turned the dory and the dinghy upside down on 
deck and lashed them across from rail to rail. 

By midnight it became obvious that the Captain had 
been right, and we were in for a bad time. The sky 
was heavy along the eastern and south-eastern horizons, 
and the stars were quite hidden. There was still little 
wind, but the sea showed that it was not far off. Cap 
tain Macdonald took the wheel. We sat and waited. 

The squall hit us suddenly. As often happens in the 
Caribbean, it finally came from the opposite direction 
to that from which it was expected. We had been anxi 
ously scanning the eastern sky, when it hit us astern 
with such fierce violence that we scarcely realized what 
was happening. The only sign we had of its approach 
was the black angry line on the sea, faintly visible for 
a moment in the moonlight as it rushed towards us. 

The mainsail had long since been lowered and stowed 
away, and the only sail we now carried was a small jib 
which had been left standing to make the schooner steer 
more steadily. 

The first quick sweep of the squall did no damage. 
We shipped a good deal of water, but nothing on deck 
was carried away. Nigel and I made our way to the 
wheelhcruse and sheltered in front of it before the squall 
struck. Captain Macdonald was at the wheel with the 
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tending to the engine, and the rest of the crew were 
on the foredeck clinging to the hatch coaming. 

No sooner had the first gust of wind passed than it 
set in to blow steadily from astern, and th.e seas began 
to rise higher and higher above the schooner s counter. 
We started to plunge, and the schooner buried her bows 
heavily in the water. Macdonald rang down to Carlos 
to reduce speed, as the seas behind us were curling 
threateningly. He called us into the wheelhouse. 

There was no use, he thought, in going on. This 
might last for several days ; the gales that blow in the 
bad season are irregular and unpredictable. We agreed 
with him that it would be best to run to the Islands for 
shelter while we could. If we went on now, we had no 
chance of finding the entrance to the Lagoon> still less 
of getting through the reefs to reach it. We should be 
blown away east and south towards the South Atlantic, 
with no other shelter to turn to. And if the engine 
failed, as he hourly expected, we should have a long 
hard beat to get back under our short canvas. He 
eased the wheel over and for a sickening moment we 
were broadside on to the seas, rolling in the lurch. 
Then he brought her up into the wind and we began 
to cut diagonally across them towards Roatdn. 

As dawn broke the eastern sky was a broken livid red 
and the whole heavens were tinged with an angry hue. 
The wind remained, and we slashed choppily through 
the white wave caps. Mountains of spray leapt from 
the schooner s heavy bows. To starboard there was 
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seen spray on the reefs or the tops of palm trees on some 
of the outlying islands, but we were too low in the water 
to discern anything in the distance. It was invigorat 
ing and pleasant, after the lazy hours we had spent in 
the heat of yesterday s calm, to feel the schooner leap 
ing and driving underfoot, and to have the salt spray 
beating high over our heads. There was no question 
of breakfast, for it was found that the after side of the 
galley had been stove in and all the provisions were 
soaked ; the primus, too, was smashed beyond repair. 
The cook found some biscuits that were partly dry, we 
produced a bottle of Jamaica rum, and the Captain 
more pineapples, and we called the crew aft to make 
the best of it. 



Chapter Four 
COXXEN HOLE 

IT was late afternoon when we sailed up to Roatdn. 
The sea still ran high, but the sky was cloudless and 
it was hard to believe that less than twenty-four hours 
earlier we had been running before a fierce squall. 
The islanders ashore were crowding down to the beach 
as we drew near, to welcome us and find out why the 
Perla del Mar should be calling at Port Royal at such an 
unexpected time. They danced and shrieked with ex 
citement, and those who could not restrain their 
curiosity even started to swim out to us, but the Captain 
signalled to them that we could not land yet, as we had 
first to make our way to Coxxen Hole to get pratique 
from the Island Comandante. We sailed in as close as we 
dared, then turned to the north-east and started to beat 
along the coast. The islanders ran along the sand. 
For several hours we followed the line of the great 
yellow beach, not a quarter of a mile offshore. Night 
fell with the suddenness of the tropics, and after a few 
minutes all we could see of Roatdn was the blackness of 
the palms against the starry sky. Ashore, from time to 
time, there glowed the smoky fires of the black Garib 
tribes, who have their villages away from those of the 
whites. Some of the Garibs were singing, and an occa 
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twice we caught a glimpse of dugout canoes, riding high 
over the great waves, regardless of wind and darkness. 
The Caribs are wonderful watermen, and will go any 
where in their tiny canoes, which are built to enclose 
all but the head and shoulders of their passenger, some 
thing like the eskimo kayak. The Carib is more at 
home in his cayuka than he is on foot, and if he must 
travel along a beach for a hundred yards, he will launch 
his cayuka and paddle along two or three yards offshore. 
Most of the Caribs live on fish, which they harpoon 
with astonishing accuracy. 

By two o clock in the morning we had reached 
Goxxen Hole, and it seemed, to say the least, improb 
able that we should be able to rouse the Comandante 
sufficiently to accomplish any official business. As we 
approached the wharf, Captain Macdonald began, to 
show signs of reluctance to going ashore at all, and we 
guessed that he was no friend of the Comandante, who 
was, as we were to find out, a drunkard as intolerant 
as he was ill-tempered. But he was the supreme 
authority in Roatan, and the three cutters of the 
Honduran Government (one of which has no engine) 
were willing, if not actually prepared, to back him up 
if necessary. Captain Macdonald had defied authority 
on a number of occasions in his capacity as the wealthy 
enfant terrible of the Caribbean, but it appeared that this 
particular official had a personal grudge against him, 
and among Latin Americans a personal grudge is the 
one influence stronger than money. So we anchored 
noisily in the little bay opposite the Comandanda and 
Macdonald muttered a few choice eighteenth-century 

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imprecations, doubtless handed down from his grand 
father, in the direction of his enemy. For a long time 
Nigel and I were too interested in the island to go to 
sleep. We sat on the upturned dory and stared at the 
village, where a handful of adventurous souls had 
created an isolated and rebel British colony so many 
years before. We thought of the agonies they must 
have endured when they first realized that they could 
never return, and that they had for ever given up hope 
of attaining those things for which they had fought and 
plundered with Captain Morgan. The island looked 
strangely peaceful, but it had about it that air of tropical 
decay which clings to all the coasts of the Caribbean. 
It was alive, but it seemed limp and lifeless. Morgan s 
buccaneers must have found it an island paradise when 
they first landed there, suddenly safe from storms and 
shipwrecks and the yardarms of the Admiralty : but 
before many years had passed they wished themselves 
back in the pubs of Plymouth and Falmouth at any 
price, and even the hated press gang must have seemed 
a menace preferable to the deadly limp solitude of the 
Islands. Night in the Caribbean is more noisy than 
day, and for anyone unused to the tropics the incessant 
strumming and croaking of the jungle is almost mad 
dening. There are mosquitoes in swarms that one can 
hardly imagine, and it is doubtful if a white man would 
live through a night in the open without the protection 
of a mosquito-bar. And when the mosquitoes retire at 
daybreak they are replaced by sandflies, fat slow insects 
that one can squash by the handful but they swarm in 
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PORT ROYAL, ROATAN 



GOXXEN HOLE 

and their stings are many times more painful than those 
of mosquitoes. The island folk of to-day are well used 
to defending themselves from insect life, but their 
grandfathers must have spent many months of acute 
misery before they became at all comfortable in their 
romantic isolation. 

According to the legends of the islanders, their fore 
fathers were all pirates, and no trace can be found for 
them of more law-abiding colonist ancestors. Even the 
oldest men seem to know nothing definite, although from 
time to time one of them embarks, in a fit of scholarly 
energy, on the composition of an island history. None 
of these works are completed and in any case they con 
sist usually of a sequence of malicious gossip about the 
parents of islanders not liked by the author. There are 
very few surnames to be found the names of Kirk- 
connell, Cooper, Eden, McNab, Bodden, Warren and 
Woodville, I think, cover almost all the families. Eng 
lish is still spoken everywhere, quite pure, but with that 
peculiar sing-song intonation that seems to affect all 
white colonies which exist in close proximity to negroes. 
There is a tremendous colour-feeling, and practically 
no inter-marriage between whites and blacks takes 
place. For this reason the islanders are inclined to 
look down on the Mainland people, who are largely of 
mixed blood, and this makes the domination of an 
alien government particularly irksome. Until 1859, 
let it be understood, the Bay islanders belonged to the 
British Crown, although they had never been exploited 
or officially colonized. Apart from the outlawed pirate 
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Union Jack ; but these> who should have been the 
bitterest enemies of the King and his great fleet, de 
veloped a tremendous loyalty to the Crown and the 
weltschmerz which had been growing among them 
gradually turned to militant patriotism. By the time 
of Queen Victoria, the island folk had forgotten all the 
fear of their fathers for England, and had become 
almost jingoistically British. They were not officially 
recognized, but this did not discourage their loyalty : 
and in 1859 when Queen Victoria misguidedly chose to 
rid herself of the Bay Islands and the * Mosquito Coast * 
of what is now Honduras and Nicaragua, there was 
great consternation among the loyalist islanders. 
Deputations were sent and petitions made up, pleas and 
threats of all kinds were used to impress the Queen 
with the unwillingness of the islanders to serve any 
throne but her own : but the Treaty of Comayagua 
stood, and the islanders were deprived of the sovereignty 
which their ancestors had flaunted. 

Since the ratification of the Treaty of Comayagua 
there has been a continual struggle between Islanders 
and Mainlanders. The island families, for many 
reasons, consider that their British stock is superior to 
the confusion of Spanish, Indian and Negro blood which 
populates the mainland, and there has never been the 
slightest feeling of subjection. The Honduran Govern 
ment, one imagines, must by this time realize that the 
old lady was more shrewd than they thought. Not one 
effective step has to this day been taken in any direction 
to develop the Islands or to exploit the wealth of the 
Mosquito Coast. 

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Upon the assumption of sovereignty over the Islands 
by the Honduran Republic, Don Santos Guardiola, at 
that time e Captain-General and President of Hon- 
_duras, 5 issued a manifesto announcing that the islanders 
would continue to have the same rights as they had 
enjoyed under the British Crown. Exactly what this 
meant was doubtful, for the rights of the island folk 
were negative rather than positive. The most that can 
be said is that they were left kindly to their own devices, 
and from time to time their islands were used as a 
repository for rebellious negroes exported from other 
settlements of the West Indies. At Port Royal, it is 
true, a small fort was established after the arrival of a 
large shipload of turbulent Caribs from St. Vincent in 
1797, and upon the removal of the British garrison the 
one solemn cannon, which was left where it stood, was 
put to practical use as a sacrificial block by the Caribs 
who joyfully resumed the customs so long forbidden : 
but apart from the fort there is no evidence that any 
thing was done by the Crown to develop the Islands. 
The manifesto of Captain Santos Guardiola was valid, 
as far as it went, and for many years the Honduran 
Government was too much occupied with internal 
affairs and impending invasions to bother itself with a 
handful of potential revolutionaries on a group of 
islands sixty miles away in the Caribbean Sea. But to 
the loyal islanders the ignorance of the Honduran 
Government completely eclipsed in undesirability the 
inaction of the British authority, and for many years 
feeling ran high. Islanders never visited the mainland, 
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four Central American Republics to make their way 
out to the islands. Finally, with solemn British 
reason, the islanders relieved their own distress by 
formally renouncing the Treaty of Comayagua, and in 
conclave overruling the decision of Queen Victoria. 
From that day to this they have never admitted to any 
other allegiance but the British Grown. 

To-day the population of the Islands consists of 
Whites, Blacks, a few half-breeds, and a scattering of 
Honduran Mestizos who have settled on the islands for 
one reason or another. These, too, are mostly of mixed 
blood : many come from the Nicaraguan frontier of 
Honduras, whence they have fled, for all along the 
disputed border-line fighting is almost continuous, and 
bandits, too, are numerous, for the province is too far 
from Tegucigalpa for any attempt t policing to be 
made. Of the original Indian population, which pre 
sumably came many centuries ago from some part of the 
Ghorutegan mainland, there remains no trace, for in 
1650 all the tribes were forcibly removed to Guatemala 
by the Spaniards, and since 1502 when Christopher 
Columbus visited the islands they had gradually been 
depleted by slave raids. The total population of all the 
islands together is now no more than 4,000, of which 
possibly half are white. The remainder in fact all 
those who cannot claim British ancestry are negroes, 
some of West Indian and some of Carib stock. Many 
of the negroes are the great-grandchildren of fugitive 
slaves who escaped from British bondage in the West 
Indies. Taken as a whole the island folk seem happy 
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deserting the islands, although they sail their schooners 
away, with cargoes of bananas and copra, to the Carib 
bean countries and even as far as Tampa and New 
Orleans. But they always come back to the islands : 
it seems as if the peculiar enclosed life they have led 
makes them unhappy in a larger world. They have 
something of the inconsequential kind of madness 
that, I think, affects all those who live on small 
islands. 

Economically the Bay Islands are, of course, agricul 
tural, although a certain number of the people chiefly 
Caribs live largely on fish. Most of the islanders lead 
a pleasant and easy life on the fruits of earth and sea : 
but those who have inherited something of the adven 
turous spirit of their fathers capitalize the revolutions 
which occur, with ridiculous regularity, among the 
Five Republics. The islanders carry arms and am 
munition in their schooners, frequently for both sides 
at the same time. In this way, obviously enough, the 
Bay Islanders are a continual source of provocation to 
the Honduran Government. 

Nigel and I sat on deck with the men until nearly 
dawn, singing and talking interminably about the 
Islands. From the cabin, Captain Macdonald snored. 
The Perla del Mar rose and fell heavily in the ground 
swell, and there was a continual grinding clank as the 
anchor chains strained and slackened. We dragged 
badly towards the beach, but no one paid any atten 
tion. From shore came the indescribable croaking 
throb of the jungle. 

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lying off the wharf the next morning, and as soon as it 
was light the shore-line was clustered with groups of 
islanders who stared speculatively at the schooner, 
waiting for the Comandante to clear our papers before 
they paddled or swam out to us. 

The Comandante took his time. In a port where a 
schooner appears perhaps once in three months, one 
must make the pleasures of discipline last. And he 
probably recognized his enemy Macdonald. After 
breakfast we began to grow impatient. It seemed, for 
all the activity that was to be seen in the Comandancia, 
as if we were to be kept aboard for hours to come. 
Macdonald and the crew were not impatient, for they 
were used to the delays of the tropics, and they were as 
happy doing nothing aboard the schooner as they would 
have been doing nothing on the beach. For us, how 
ever, it was different. Our time for the whole expedi 
tion was limited, and we had no idea of the delays that 
might still lie between us and Mosquitia. We were 
anxious to be off again. 

At ten o clock nothing had been done, and much of 
the best part of the day had slipped idly by. Captain 
Macdonald refused to go ashore and approach the 
Comandante, and insisted that it was the strictest of 
local practices for advances to be made in the reverse 
order. 

Luckily we had a card up our sleeve which promised 
to relieve the situation with astonishing speed. Nigel 
and I jumped into the dory and rowed ashore, to the 
consternation and surprise of Captain Macdonald and 
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least some display of unfriendliness between the Perlu 
del Mar and the civil authority. 

We knocked loudly at the rickety wooden door of the 
Comandancia. The Comandante was having breakfast. 
An enormous dish of red beans stood in the middle of 
the table, surrounded by smaller plates of rice, meat and 
obscure vegetables. The Comandante and his family 
each had a large spoon with which they attacked the 
communal board. As we came "in they turned for a 
moment and stared woodenly at us with solid Indian 
eyes. 

I produced the letter which General Carias had given 
us, commending us to the care of all his officers civil, 
naval, and military. The envelope was a very large 
one, and in the top left-hand corner there stood out 
boldly emblazoned the arms of the Republic. 

As the Comandante took it from me, we could see that 
he could not read, and his wife whispered the message 
into his ear as she read over his shoulder. Clearly the 
signature at the end was enough to perform miracles. 
He sprang to his feet and with a gesture sent the 
children flying out of the house. Chairs were pushed 
forward, breakfast was forgotten, and a large bottle of 
colourless liquid appeared. We explained, without 
much conviction, that we were in a great hurry and 
could not stay. This was regarded merely as a form of 
good manners, and obviously we had no chance of 
escaping for some time. Perhaps, we began to feel, we 
should have been wiser to lie low in the schooner and 
let matters take their ponderous course. 

As we had feared, the bottle contained Aguardiente, 

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the local form of liquor. It is the only form of refresh 
ment which appears to give pleasure to the people of 
the Honduran coast. The name is perhaps derived 
from Agua and Diente, meaning c the water with teeth/ 
and perhaps from Agua and Ardente, which would mean 
c the water that burns. In either case it is excellently 
named. I shall never forget the raw searing taste of 
that drink, taken at ten o clock in the morning from a 
cracked glass which bore the deceptive legend * Odol * 
in faded blue letters around the side. No sooner had 
we managed to finish a glass each than the Comandante 
poured out a second round. It was probably our look 
of acute misery that prompted him to produce his 
cigars, perhaps the only thing imaginable less pleasant 
than his Aguardiente. They were native Puros, long, 
thick, and black, and they burned with a heavy greenish 
smoke. They sizzled continually, like those allegedly 
humorous cigars that are designed to explode when the 
victim has politely smoked an inch 9r two. There 
was no refusing them. 

We sat there for nearly two hours, Nigel and I in our 
dirty singlets and dungaree trousers, the Comandante in 
a delicate lavender shirt and a pair of tight black 
alpaca trousers supported by a pair of crossed cartridge 
belts. His revolvers were stuck, one on either side, 
into the top of his trousers. He wore no shoes. He 
told us about the Islands and groped feebly towards 
some understanding of what we wanted to do and where 
we came from. From the doorway his children and 
other children stared silently, sloe-shaped eyes never 
leaving us for a minute. The Senora in her flattened 

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bare feet bustled back and forth about the room, 
ineffectually trying to make it tidy in our honour. 

When the ritual of Honduran politeness had been 
satisfied, the Comandante accompanied us back to the 
schooner and commandeered two Garibs to row for us. 
His name, we had by now discovered, was Don Tomas, 
and the effect of the Aguardiente had been to make his 
affection and esteem for us eclipse his dislike for 
Captain Macdonald, which was a feud of many years 5 
standing. He came aboard and waved the schooner s 
papers airily away. Such things, it seemed, were for 
ordinary people, not for those who bore letters from 
General Garias and were invited to drink Guano with 
the Comandante. 

Don Tomas had himself taken several glasses to each 
one of ours, and now showed no signs of wanting to 
break up the party. We looked pointedly at our 
watches, and Captain Macdonald scanned the sky with 
histrionic anxiety, but he showed no signs of intending 
ever to go ashore again. Finally we gave him a bottle 
of rum, to which he was not accustomed, and it was 
only a question of time before we were able to lower 
him back into his boat. The Garibs rowed him home 
and we started out to sea again. 

When we had cleared Goxxen Hole and were a little 
way out to sea, Macdonald declared that the bad 
weather had gone, and that we might now make for 
Brewer s Lagoon without danger of meeting with a 
squall or finding ourselves in difficulties off the Bar. 
We were both pleased and disappointed. Our time 

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was very short, and we had many miles to go before we 
reached the head waters of the Patuca. But there was 
something fascinating about the islanders which made 
us want to linger there and see more of their lost 
community ; we wanted to go ashore and see for our 
selves how the island folk lived. It was with regret 
that we saw the great palms of Roatan sinking below 
the horizon astern. Twelve miles off shore the 
cylinder-head blew off the Diesel. We went about and 
made for Port Royal under mainsail and jib. 



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PORT ROYAL, too, was glad to see us. There 
were no formalities, for Port Royal is an entirely 
c British 5 settlement, and such Honduran officials as 
must live on the islands find it pleasanter to live in 
peaceful isolation slightly removed from the scorn of 
the island aristocracy. Port Royal is the capital and 
social centre of the Archipelago. We limped into the 
harbour under the clumsy old mainsail, which had 
never been intended for more than an auxiliary to the 
Diesel. It was patched and torn in a dozen places and 
half the reef points were missing. 

No sooner had we touched the wharf than we were 
invaded by islanders, some coming in frank curiosity to 
see the strangers, and some being friends and relations 
of Captain Macdonald and his crew. Macdonald with 
unpatriotic honesty had locked all our equipment in the 
cabin. Before long it was impossible to move on the 
schooner s deck, and still more people swarmed on 
board, jumping from the wharf or clambering up from 
the sea. They showed no signs of shyness and timidity, 
but came up and shook us warmly by the hand. On 
the wharf someone was playing a guitar, and two or 
three voices sang. 

Port Royal is built on wooden stilts, the whole town 

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precariously poised over the water of the lagoon. Each 
little house has its four legs driven deep down into the 
mud, and in addition to bearing the weight of the houses 
these piles also support, communally, the planked gang 
ways which run from door to door. The settlement is 
entirely nailed together in a wooden tangle of planks 
and logs that is a triumph of architectural socialism : 
each house supports the next and the burden of the 
public way is shared. Beneath the paths and under the 
floor of the houses there circulate freely canoes, dinghies, 
and dories, which are usually moored beneath their 
owners cabins. Getting from place to place for an un- 
guided stranger is very difficult, for the planked gang 
ways run this way and that in an incredible wooden 
maze, which is particularly difficult at night because 
many of the planks have rotted away and fallen through 
into the sea. Since most of the commercial activity of 
the island waterfront is best left uninvestigated, Port 
Royal is an ideal harbour and an eternal thorn in the 
side of the Honduran Customs office. Every house 
is a potential warehouse, and it is quite impossible 
for the clumsy black police of the Comandancia to keep 
any kind of watch on the activities that go on beneath 
the village. 

Smuggling and gun-running in the Caribbean are 
lucrative occupations and do not seem to be fraught 
with any particular dangers. Central American gov 
ernments are usually far too busy with internal affairs 
to devote^ships and men to the suppression of smuggling. 
When ^T revolution is in the wind among the Five 
Republics, schooner after schooner steals away from 

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Roatan, and it sometimes happens that for several months 
most of the men are gone. The leaders of the island 
have many contacts, in the outer world, with those who 
are interested in the supply and demand for arms. 
They always maintain a strictly neutral viewpoint 
themselves, for the politics of Latin America do not 
affect their lives. 

Captain Macdonald, in fact, declared that it was not 
uncommon for a schooner to carry contraband weapons 
for both sides in the same shipment, leaving half at one 
rendezvous and sealing on to deliver the other half 
somewhere else. Even during the rare months when 
there is complete peace in the Caribbean and no one 
is as much as thinking of a revolution, an atmosphere 
of contraband, which is justified by observation, seems 
to linger about Roatdn. Schooners appear and dis 
appear in the night, carrying no cargo and no pas 
sengers : cargo is discharged, as far as one can see, for 
years on end into tiny warehouses from which nothing 
is ever taken. In addition the islanders are for the most 
part far too well off to have earned their money entirely 
by the selling of their half-hearted banana crops and 
copra. 

Until the repeal of prohibition in the United States 
many of the schooners occupied themselves with run 
ning rum from the Mexican coast, but in time this be 
came too dangerous, and only the most adventurous 
were not discouraged by the accurate marksmanship of 
the American Coast Guards. There are still one or two 
craft lying near Roatan which were specially built when 
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powerful engines but they are too expensive to run 
for other purposes. Captain Macdonald told us also 
that a certain amount of money was made every year 
by smuggling Chinamen into the United States. Only 
a small number of immigrant Orientals are allowed into 
America every year, and many of those who are turned 
away find their way south to the Caribbean Islands, 
where they are willing to part with as much as thirty 
or forty pounds to be landed secretly on the coast of 
Florida. A certain Captain Noah Eden, who recently 
lost his schooner and his life in a hurricane, specialized 
in this kind of smuggling, but was particularly unscru 
pulous in his treatment of the Chinamen. If the 
weather to the northward showed signs of turning nasty, 
he would stow his passengers below, sail twice around 
the island, and land them in a deserted inlet on the far 
side. Here he would generously give them a packet of 
food each with a warning to lie low in the bush for a 
day or two before showing their faces. By the time the 
Chinamen had discovered where they really were, the 
Captain and his schooner were well away for Belize or 
the Caymans. 

It was decided that we should remain for several days 
on Roatdn. There was no available schooner to re 
place the Perla del Mar, and we had no alternative but 
to wait till the Diesel was replaced or repaired. To 
attempt our entry into Brewer s Lagoon without an 
engine would have been ridiculous, for the Patuca Bar 
is tricky and dangerous, fully exposed to the force of the 
Atlantic, In addition it is surrounded by reefs, which 
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through them must answer more accurately to her helm 
than one could expect the Perla del Mar to do under her 
tattered mainsail. 

To remain on the schooner for the night was out of 
the question. She was tied up alongside the wharf, and 
as night fell over the island we could hear the rising hum 
of the mosquitoes. To sleep safely we had either to 
make out to sea again or to protect ourselves by getting 
indoors and rigging up mosquito bars. There is a kind 
of guest house at Roatan, a large wooden shanty that 
is kept for occasional visitors, and since Captain Mac- 
donald lived at Port Royal and was anxious to go home, 
we were encouraged to stay in the guest house for as 
long as we chose. A dozen or more jboys fought to 
carry our bags ashore, and the rest of the population 
trooped behind in friendly curiosity as we made our 
way along the wharf. We picked our way precariously, 
in the half-light of evening, over irregular wooden 
planks and over great holes where the timber had rotted 
away and there was nothing underfoot but the water 
of the lagoon. 

From the first there was nothing that the islanders 
did not do to make us comfortable. We were treated 
royally, with the most insistent and lavish abundance. 
Our house was piled high, day by day, with pineapples 
and guavas and avocado pears, and as each meal-time 
drew near a messenger arrived with an invitation for 
us to a different house. That first night we dined with 
Captain Dick, a swarthy pirate, one of three brothers 
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wrights of the island. We never knew his surname ; 
for in Roatan when one has achieved a measure of dis 
tinction one becomes, automatically, a Captain, and 
nothing but a Christian name is used with the rank. It 
was an enormous noisy meal, and the fourteen islanders 
who sat at the table never tired of firing at us unex 
pected and usually unanswerable questions about Eng 
land. The loyalty of their interest is astonishing ; 
nearly every room in Captain Dick s house was decor 
ated with a picture of the King, and in the dining-room 
a large Union Jack served honourably as a dignified 
and decorative tablecloth. 

As we sat around in the twilight after dinner our 
expedition to the Mosquito Coast seemed infinitely re 
mote, and it was hard to remember that less than two 
months ago we had been in England. Around us the 
ring of sturdy sunburnt faces stared intently, never miss 
ing a word, endlessly questioning and wondering. 
Until late into the night we sat looking out over the 
water, answering questions and listening to their high 
sing-song voices that seemed to have no consonants. 
The islands and the island folk seemed very unreal. 
. . . Here were some four thousand men and women, 
more than half of them white, who played so little part 
in the affairs of our world that one had barely heard of 
them in England. 

Perhaps it was the rum they gave us that put us in 
a platitudinous mood. 

In appearance there is little to distinguish the Bay 
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port, except that in the general run he is taller, better 
built, and healthier. Almost any of the white island 
folk could pass unnoticed in Portsmouth or Southamp 
ton, but I think that it is in Cornwall that they would 
find themselves most at home, for they are strikingly 
like Cornish fishermen. A certain amount of new 
blood has been brought in by the women, but many 
of these come from Belize in British Honduras and 
are themselves British in origin. There is a constant 
struggle on the islands to get hold of new blood, for 
the stock is beginning to show faint signs of inbreeding. 
Great efforts are always made when the schooners are 
away in foreign ports to bring new brides to the islands. 
For some reason there is a great shortage of girls in the 
recent generations of islanders, and the men outnumber 
them by about five to one. 

From talking to Captain Dick we gathered that the 
smouldering resentment against the mainland govern 
ment had been slowly increasing during the last few 
years, and, he hinted darkly, if occasion arose the flame 
of revolt could easily enough be kindled. But if a break 
were made with Honduras, the problem would remain 
unsolved ; for such tentative suggestions of return to 
British allegiance as have been made have been re 
garded in official circles as merely frivolous, and the 
islanders are hardly in a position to set up for them 
selves as an independent state. Ever since the Treaty 
of Comayagua, the Honduran Government has made 
efforts towards a rapprochement with the islands, but 
their advances have been met with such scorn that dur 
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methods have been put into effect. It is forbidden, 
although one would never know it from a visit to the 
islands, to post notices or signs in any language but 
Spanish ; Spanish must be used in all official com 
munications, and English has been banned from the 
school. Since very few of the islanders know any 
Spanish at all these dictatorial methods merely add 
humour and confusion to the situation. Latin Ameri 
cans are not colonizers. 

The rising heat of anti-mainland feeling on the islands 
is due, in common with so many political disturbances, 
to taxation. The Honduran Government, it is held, 
does not keep its promises. For a number of years sums 
of money have been voted and set aside for public works 
in the islands, and aerodromes, power stations and vast 
highways have been planned. With magnificent reck 
lessness the Government, knowing well enough that it 
will no longer be in office in three months time, draws 
up plans for town halls, schools, public libraries and 
roads wide enough for four cars abreast. Weekly 
steamer services and hotels are talked of. But to this 
day no constructive step has been taken to spend any 
Honduran money on the islands. And, worse still from 
the islanders point of view, even the money they pay 
out themselves in taxes is spent on the mainland. 

The nationalization of the islanders, if it takes place 
at all, will be a long slow process, and it is eternally 
delayed by the frequency with which the reins of autho 
rity change hands in Tegucigalpa. There is no common 
ground : islanders look down on mainlanders, and the 
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pirates or half-savages on a par with the wild Garib 
tribes. The differences of race, language and religion 
militate strongly against the formation of any kind of 
bonds. Recently the Government has redoubled its 
efforts to enforce a rapprochement. Trade of one kind 
and another has been encouraged, and the Governor 
of the islands, until recently an islander of British des 
cent, has been replaced by a Spanish Coronel from 
Tegucigalpa. 

It was six whole days before the schooner s Diesel was 
repaired and refitted in the shipyard at Port Royal. 
During that time we saw most of the islands : we 
paddled and sailed among them freely, sleeping and 
eating wherever we happened to be. We watched Gap- 
tain Dick and his relations as they shaped a new 
schooner from great logs of red mahogany and Santa 
Maria, and we excavated ignorantly among the ruins 
of ancient Indian offertories ; we harpooned fish with 
the Garibs and we bathed, early in the morning and in 
the cool of late afternoon, from the long sandy beaches. 

As each day passed the urgency of sailing for Brewer s 
Lagoon and the Patuca seemed less and less important. 
There was a fascination in the peace of this forgotten 
community. 

The shipbuilding craft of the Bay Islands is unsur 
passed anywhere in the Caribbean, and from all over 
equatorial America craft are ordered from Roatan. 
There is no wood stronger than the island Santa Maria, 
and no scientific naval architect knows better than Gap- 

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tain Dick how to build a vessel that is to ride safely 
through squalls and hurricanes. The island boats, like 
the Perla del Mar ^ are enormously broad, and are ribbed 
internally with natural crooks. Captain Dick never 
made any plans on paper. His first step was to carve, 
in bold clean strokes, a beautifully shaped half-model 
from a block of Santa Maria. This he measured and 
shaped and shaved till the curves up the hull satisfied 
himself and the critical eyes of his brothers. Once the 
model was finished and approved, the full-sized boat 
was laid down directly from it in great beams and blocks 
of seasoned wood. The Captain was an artist with the 
adze, which he used for all the shaping of the hull. We 
watched for hours, fascinated, as he swung the blade 
like lightning through the air in a wide arc and brought 
it diagonally against the schooner s side, to send a flimsy 
curled shaving flying across the yard. Everything was 
done by eye alone. His family contributed in lesser 
ways to the building : the women cut sails and the 
men were riggers, fitters and painters. Like the sea 
men on our own schooner, they worked in silence and 
without confusion. Slowly the new craft took shape, 
and before we left Roatdn the blocks of rough-hewn 
wood had taken a shape that was alive and beautiful. 

I am not an archaeologist, and Nigel is as ignorant. 
It was with a feeling of sacrilegious trespass that we 
scraped away sand and earth from the site of an ancient 
Indian offertory which Captain Dick had shown us. 
Much had been done among the islands some years 
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shipped his trophies to a museum in Chicago : but this 
shrine had been uncovered only a few months earlier 
by a Carib boy. No one had bothered to dig farther 
down. Old and broken pots are of no interest to an 
islander. 

The offertory stood, high up on a ridge above Port 
Royal, in a rocky little clearing flanked by palms. 
Over the port it commanded a view of the clear blue 
Caribbean, scarcely darker, in the sunlight, than the 
sky. On each side was the almost impenetrable thick 
ness of the bush, so that it gave the impression of a 
three-walled chamber open only on the seaward side. 
A narrow path led, deviously, to the village below. 
Here and there the earth had been disturbed. We 
burned away the scrub in the clearing and began to 
scrape at the soil with flat stones. It was slow, hard 
work. The offertory was apparently about fifty feet 
square and there was a thickness of about two feet for 
us to penetrate, but luckily the earth was soft and 
crumbling. It was fiendishly hot in the full blaze of 
the tropical sun. After three hours of digging and 
scraping we had found : 

1 . A three-foot length of iron piping. 

2. A small wooden barrel (empty). 

3. Seven very rusty eight-inch nails. 

Below these archaeological treasures the soil promised 
to extend, undisturbed, for a distance downwards of 
many yards. But if we did not find votive pots, metates 
and mace heads, we started a discussion that was of far 
more interest in Port Royal. Our trophies were evi 
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gave very little key to the activities of whoever had taken 
the trouble to bury them. And in a community where 
every enterprise is supposed to be strictly communal, 
this could only mean one thing : someone was double- 
crossing the others. For the rest of the time we were 
there, Roatan was charged with an air of intrigue and 
suspicion, and the only topic of conversation was the 
evidence of treachery we had unwittingly unearthed. 
And, as far as I know, the mystery of the iron pipe, the 
barrel, and the seven rusty nails still remains unsolved. 

But the Bay Islands can boast of more serious archaeo 
logical excavations. Among the houses of Port Royal 
there are scattered, as curios of no particular interest, 
odd pieces of ancient pottery, and Captain Dick had a 
collection of small votive articles copper bells, pend 
ants and tiny figurines which had been found in a 
large vase at the site of a shrine on Roatdn. There was 
also a large coloured jug, with three short legs and a 
pair of handles, decorated exotically with a dark-red 
serpent. It is hard to deduce, from the scant evidence 
that has been found, what were the origins of the 
original Indian tribes of the islands, and the report of the 
Smithsonian Institute after their excavations in 1933 
does little to settle the question. Perhaps it will be 
best, for the benefit of the anthropologically minded 
reader, to quote the conclusion of the Smithsonian 
report. 

As a whole the material from the islands is surprising. 
In many things it agrees with the adjacent Ghorotegan 
mainland, but there are also many traits showing more 

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distant connections. Much of the pottery, especially the 
thin polychrome ware (predominantly from the upper 
layers), certain greenstone carvings, and the mace heads, 
are more characteristic of the Nicoya peninsula on the 
Pacific. The copper bells, stone knives, plumed heads, 
and some of the ceramics point to the north and west. 
Particularly striking are a number of vessels closely 
duplicating, in pottery, beautiful marble vases from the 
Ulva valley (on the mainland). Finally in lugs and 
incised decoration on the unslipped pottery are certain 
Antillean resemblances. As to the ultimate derivation 
of this rather heterogeneous composite, preliminary study 
suggests South American rather than northern origins. 

There is still a vast amount of research to be done by 
an enterprising archaeologist, in a dozen known sites on 
Roatdn, in the gloomy mangrove swamps of Helena, 
and high up in the rocky hills of Barburata. But it is 
a task for an expert, a serious scholar who can take his 
learned time about it. We were too busy to attempt 
any serious archaeological work, even had we known 
how to proceed, and in addition there would have been 
no way for us to bring such relics as we found back to 
England. We could hardly encumber ourselves in 
Mosquitia with cases of potsherds and fragile vases, 
and we had no intention of returning to the islands 
after leaving the Mosquito country. The origins of the 
ancient Indians, we decided, were less important than 
our expedition to the headwaters of the Patuca. They 
remain a mystery. 

Six days was, we felt, the ideal length of time to stay 
on the islands. Less would have left us with a feeling 

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of unsatisfied curiosity, more would have allowed 
tedium to eclipse some of their charm. The strange 
ness of the place could not have made up after another 
day or so for the pestilence of insect life. The kindness 
of the islands had already begun to seem less important 
than a change of diet. We were saturated. 

As we drew away from Port Royal the islanders 
paddled with us far out into the bay, for the sea was 
as flat as glass and the sky cloudless. Our mainsail 
hung limply against the mast. We shouted last fare 
wells and one by one the canoes dropped away astern. 
Captain Macdonald rang for more speed and Roatdn 
sank slowly below the rim of the horizon. 

There was nothing memorable in our passage from 
Port Royal to Brewer s Lagoon. The Diesel never fal 
tered and the weather remained perfect. We sailed on 
interminably. For all that happened during those two 
empty days we might have been on a steam yacht in 
the Mediterranean. It was too regular and orderly to 
be interesting : and we had had in the last week a long 
enough rest in which to enjoy the merely pleasant. We 
were anxious, once again, to reach the Patuca without 
further delay. We busied ourselves with last-minute 
checking and re-checking up our plans, all of which we 
were to find, in a day or two, to be quite useless. We 
covered the deck with antiquated and incorrect maps. 
We packed and repacked our kit and provisions. 

On the second morning the clear flatness of the sea 
was broken, a few yards off the starboard beam, by 
triangular fins cutting their way through the blue 
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that, disappeared and appeared again first on one side 
and then on the other, sometimes ahead and sometimes 
astern. Pale bellies showed a sickly green through the 
water. All day the sharks were with us, and in the 
evening we shot at them with revolvers as they rolled 
over to show their great maws. It was poor sport, for 
they were almost at point-blank range, but it was 
strangely unpleasant to see their grey fins continually 
alongside and we wanted to get rid of them. Before 
nightfall we had killed them all or driven them out of 
range, and the only sign of life in the sea was the inces 
sant scurry of the flying fish as they took to the air when 
the shadow of our bows fell across them. 

No other craft appeared until just before dusk. Far 
away on the silver rim of the horizon we suddenly 
caught sight of a tiny smoky blur, a black speck in the 
north-west which gradually grew until we could see, 
with binoculars, that she was a Honduran Government 
cutter from La Geiba. She had evidently been on a 
course that would have taken her well astern of us, but 
when we came in sight she altered helm to converge 
with us and black smoke began to pour from her funnel 
as she increased speed. There seemed to be consider 
able excitement on her crowded deck. Presently we 
saw that she was crammed full of soldiers. They wore 
broad-brimmed straw sombreros, blue denim tunics, and 
no shoes. Each had a canvas bag slung across his 
shoulders for ammunition* Their flat faces were of a 
hundred shades of black and brown. 

Captain Macdonald viewed the approach of the 
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cockpit and glared, but refused to slow down until some 
signal came from the other boat. He had no idea what 
it was all about. Living under the authority of a Cen 
tral American Power cures one of any tendency towards 
astonishment or surprise. As a signal ran up on the 
Government cutter he shouted resignedly to Carlos and 
the Diesel stopped with a splutter. The mainsail and 
jib flapped idly. 

Two generals in full dress clambered over our rail 
when their boat had finally been lowered away after 
several unsuccessful attempts. One of them was jet 
black, an enormous Negro who topped his colleague by 
head and shoulders. The smaller one, however, was 
the more important, and after glancing shrewdly around 
the schooner with beady Indian eyes it was he who 
came up to question Macdonald. 

* Como te llamas tu ? De donde vienes ? * 

The use of the familiar second person was insolent. 
Captain Macdonald shook his head and put on his 
stupidest expression. 

* Buenos dias, General ; me no savvy no EspanoL* 
As a matter of fact he was one of the few islanders 

who spoke very good Spanish, but he had in the past 
found a policy of ignorance most likely to succeed in 
dealing with inquisitiveness. So used was he to being 
on opposite sides of the fence with authority that it 
never occurred to him that he was now engaged in a 
perfectly legitimate enterprise. 

The Generals soon gave up trying to communicate 
with the Captain and retired into a huddle at the side 
of the schooner. Alongside, the cutter s sea boat, with 

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a guard of soldiers, waited to take them back. They 
shouted to one of the soldiers who was supposed to 
speak English and he jumped aboard. 

The generals had decided, the interpreter informed 
us haltingly, that we were to put about and accompany 
them in pursuit of a launchful of Nicaraguan bandits 
who had just made their way up from the south and 
were now heading along the Honduran coast. It is the 
custom for Government officials to commandeer any 
Honduran craft as they please, if there is a need to do 
so ; but this was obviously nothing but a display of 
pomposity. The Generals wisely nodded their heads 
in confirmation as the soldier explained what we wei*e 
to do. There could be no reasonable purpose in doing 
what we were told. The cutter was already loaded 
down with soldiers and rifles, and the Perla del Mar was 
considerably the slower boat. Our presence could only 
delay the chase. When the soldier had finished we 
explained this in detailed Spanish. The Generals 
looked surprised and suspicious at our interference, but 
it made no difference to their orders. And in any case, 
their look implied, what could ignorant islanders know 
of important affairs of state such as these ? We had 
not shaved for over a week, and wore nothing but dirty 
dungaree trousers. They turne d* away and stared im 
portantly over the schooner s rail. 

Now to chase bandits around the Caribbean might 
have been amusing at a different time and under other 
circumstances, but we were badly behind time and also 
we wanted to make sure of reaching the Lagoon before 
the Diesel broke down again. The main bearings had 

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begun to show signs of running hot, and a full-speed 
chase would certainly have finished them off. We were 
particularly anxious to make straight for Brewer s. 

There was nothing for it but to produce the Presi 
dent s letter again. As the Generals caught sight of the 
magic word c Garfas * in the signature all their import 
ance vanished in a flash, and even the gold braid in 
their uniforms seemed to grow duller. They apolo 
gized and stood, like embarrassed schoolboys, not know 
ing what to say. We gave them a drink and within the 
half-hour turned south again. As the cutter steamed 
away there was a puff of smoke and their salute rolled 
across the water to us. 



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Chapter Six 
BREWER S LAGOON 

TIREWER S LAGOON is one of the ends of the 
-Dearth. There can be few places, in the great 
jungles of Asia or in the vastness of the Polar regions, 
that give such an impression of lost desertion. It is 
utterly remote. It lies along the sandy north coast, 
some two hundred miles of water varying in depth from 
a few inches to six feet, and the land around it is so low- 
lying that for most of the year it is a mass of marsh and 
swampland, treacherous and unhealthy. On the north 
side it is almost cut off from the sea by a broad sandy 
spit, lined with palms, which leaves only one narrow 
gap through which the swollen waters of the Patuca 
make their way out to sea. The Patuca has two main 
outlets, one through its original course, which with 
time has spread so widely that the river-bed is now lost, 
and the land east of Brewer s Lagoon is one great 
swamp, and the other through the Lagoon by way of the 
Tom-Tom Cut-off, which joins the main river some 
hundred miles higher up. There are only three men 
who can find their way through the narrow channel of 
the lagoon, and we were to find that one of these, even, 
had considerable difficulties with his navigation. 

In spite of its remoteness, there is activity around the 
mouth of the cut-off, for Brewer s Lagoon is the final 

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end of the fringe of civilization, and all enterprises 
which chose to operate farther afield in the Mosquito 
territory must use it for a base. There is a Garib 
village, there is a small house which is the residence of 
an Assistant Comandante, and there is a white man who 
chooses for his own reasons to live on the Lagoon. 
There are usually several cayukas andpipantos to be seen, 
being paddled or poled across the water. When the 
weather is fine a schooner calls every two or three 
weeks, but without some special reason it never 
ventures across the Patuca Bar, but remains outside in 
the open sea to unload its cargo into the Garib boats. 
Occasionally a crop of bananas which has escaped the 
hurricanes and floods is sent down the Patuca by the 
determined German planters who fight a continual 
desperate battle with the river. 

It was just after four in the morning when we reached 
the mouth of the lagoon. The sea was still as flat as 
glass and there was no sign of wind. A foil moon 
showed up the long sandy spit that stretched away as 
far as one could see, and the tiny gap which led to the 
lagoon looked extremely narrow. The Perla del Mar 
drew five feet ; over the Bar there was usually about 
six inches more than that. To get across the Bar itself 
should not be in any way difficult, but the danger lay 
in approaching it. It was surrounded by reefs, some 
of which were just visible, but most of which lay a few 
feet below the smooth surface of the water. With no sea 
running at all it was impossible to know where they lay. 
After sailing up and down several times outside the 
lagoon Captain Macdonald decided to make out to sea 

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again. It was ridiculous to attempt an entry in a flat 
calm and by moonlight, so we were to wait and see if 
daylight brought wind with it. Dawn was already 
beginning to break, and as the morning grew the sea 
seemed, if possible, flatter and calmer than before. 
The sky was an unbroken blue and there was no sign 
of wind. We nosed our way in towards the passage and 
gathered in the bows to look out for reefs. Carlos set 
the Diesel to run as slowly as possible, and Macdonald 
steered from the wheelhouse according to our signals. 
The reefs were strong and sharp : a graze would be 
enough to do damage to the schooner s hull. 

As we made our way in, the sea darkened in colour 
and presently it was so sandy from the spate of the 
Patuca water that we could see nothing, and Captain 
Macdonald dared go^ no further. We were in the thick 
of the reefs. To go back would be slow and difficult, 
and there was little room in which to turn. The only 
thing to do, he decided, was to lower the dinghy and 
let us row ahead, feeling out the passage for the 
schooner. Nigel and I and the Mate, who had been 
through the channel before, took the boat and with long 
bamboo poles felt laboriously for the reefs. The 
schooner followed as we reconnoitred each bend. 
After nearly three hours of rowing and sounding we 
were over the Bar and safely in the channel inside the 
lagoon. The noise of the anchor chains running out 
brought Caribs paddling to the schooner from all over 
the lagoon. 

It was evident as soon as we arrived that a familiar 

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farce was to be replayed. The Comandante of Mosquitia 
was coming aboard to question us* 

A tiny village on stilts stands to starboard inside the 
lagoon. It is no more than five or six native huts, 
clustered dose together, and a slightly larger hut, 
standing apart, which is the Comandancia. The Coman 
dante was an old man, white-haired and bent. He 
hurried down to the beach buckling on his ammunition 
belt, jumped into a cayuka and was paddled out to us in 
state by a Carib. But he was different to the other 
officials who had delayed us in the early stages of our 
journey. He was glad to see us and as he clambered 
over the schooner s side his lined Indian face was 
wreathed in smiles. He wore a broad-brimmed straw 
hat, a khaki shirt and a pair of bell-bottomed blue serge 
trousers. Around his waist were the inevitable crossed 
cartridge belts. 

He shook hands all around and started off immedi 
ately in a chatter of Spanish that was to last for over 
an hour. Ship s papers were waved aside and he did 
not even glance at the great letter from General Garfas. 
It appeared that he was the only Spanish-speaking 
person on the west side of the lagoon : the rest were 
Garibs, so he had had no one to talk to for several 
weeks. And as he pointed out, a little unnecessarily, 
he was fond of conversation. We were given news 
about the state of the river, the banana crops and the 
Garibs, the weather and the sea. He gave a list of all 
the schooners that had visited the lagoon since his term 
of office began, with the details of their affairs and 
intentions : and he was so busy and happy making the 

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best of this golden opportunity for c conversation 5 that 
he never once expressed interest or surprise at our 
presence in Brewer s Lagoon. This form of red tape, 
we thought at first, was possibly more boring but less 
unpleasant than the other. Perhaps we were unwise to 
think about such things at all, for there was evidently 
something which prompted Don Miguel to send his 
Garib boy back for a bottle of the very best Aguardiente 
made in his own house as much as a whole month ago. 
Once again we went through the ordeal which we had 
undergone in Goxxen Hole : raw spirits and vile cigars 
in the middle of a sweltering hot tropical morning. 
This time Macdonald was in for it too, but it seemed 
to have less effect on him than on us. We sat around 
on the edge of the cockpit and looked out over the 
Lagoon while Don Miguel rambled on about every 
subject under the sun. For the first twenty minutes 
we had listened, for his attention had been turned to the 
affairs of his territory and we were eager for any news 
that might help us when once we started up the river. 
But when he left first Mosquitia, then Honduras, then 
Central America altogether, and started to tell us that 
Parece que hay guerra civil en Espana we began to lose 
interest in him and left Macdonald to do whatever was 
necessary to keep up the passive end of the conversation. 
Long before the Comandante left us Caribs had arrived 
alongside from all over the lagoon and the schooner was 
the centre of a cluster of canoes and dories. Some 
brought fish to sell, some fruit, some came to offer their 
services if we wanted porters, and a great many came to 
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Carib faces there began to appear also a different type : 
rather smaller and with a more Indian cast of features. 
These were Zambus, Indians of mixed blood from the 
Patuca country. All along the Caribbean coast there 
is a scattering of Zambu Indians among the Caribs and 
other negroes, and the lagoon seemed to have attracted 
a good many of them away from the higher reaches of 
the Patuca. Some of them had made their way along 
the coast to the west and had even worked as stevedores 
for the fruit companies, but most of them were un 
interested in white men in general and soon came back 
to wilder country. English among the people of the 
lagoon was far better understood and spoken than 
Spanish, for throughout the territory there is a lingering 
British influence which has been more or less isolated 
and preserved by its remoteness. 

In the middle of Brewer s Lagoon, at the western end, 
there stands a small round island, shaped rather like an 
inverted tea cup and not more than a hundred and 
fifty yards in diameter. It was closely covered with 
tropical scrub, and in a small clearing stood a solitary 
native hut made of plaited leaves. This is Cannon 
Island, which derives its name from the fact that it is 
the site of an ancient cannon placed there by British 
soldiers in the days when Mosquitia was a colony. 
The cannon is still there, covering the mouth of the 
lagoon with a rusty barrel that is now full of earth and 
leaves and rubbish. In La Ceiba we had been advised 
to consult a certain Robert Trapp who lived on Cannon 
Island, and who was supposed to know more about the 
Patuca river than anyone else. 

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Don Miguel Ramirez, Gomandante of all Mosquitia 



BREWER S LAGOON 

While Don Miguel continued to give his opinions on 
the Spanish situation as it was reported in the six-weeks 3 - 
old copy of a Nicaraguan newspaper which was his 
most recent link with the greater world, Nigel and I 
took a canoe and paddled over to Gannon Island which 
was not more than two hundred yards away. We were 
more than lucky to find Robert Trapp at home, for he 
spent most of his days hunting alligator a long way up- 
riven It happened that he had come down again only 
the week before. He was a Belize Negro, enormously 
broad and tall, and his shock of kinky hair was white, 
giving him that deceptive air of venerable respectability 
which age gives to negroes. 

Robert Trapp was willing to hire boats for us and 
arrange for our expedition to be given its initial 
momentum. Like the people in Tegucigalpa and La 
Ceiba, he was intensely suspicious of our motives. He 
put on an enormous pair of gold-rimmed spectacles to 
read our credentials which finally convinced him that 
we were merely mad. It was just possible, he told us, 
that he would be able to start up-river again himself 
within the next few days, but of course the demand for 
alligator skins was not what it used to be .... 

We made a satisfactory arrangement with him that 
made the alligator market less important, and agreed 
to start after two days, during which time we would 
unload our things from the schooner and he would send 
for boats and men from settlements of Zambus inland 
and along the coast. Meanwhile we would go back to 
the schooner and sail across the lagoon to Brewer s 
Village, which stands at the mouth of the Tom-Tom 

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Cut-off. Everything was arranged and settled, and at 
that moment I think we were convinced that within a 
week we should be well up in the head- waters of the 
Patuca. We were wrong. 

At four o clock in the afternoon Carlos started the 
Diesel and we turned eastward towards the Tom-Tom 
aid of the lagoon. At some time in the past Captain 
Macdonald had driven a number of stakes into the 
muddy shallows of the lagoon to mark out the narrow 
channel, which twisted and turned continually, but his 
stakes had mostly been washed away or put to more 
practical uses by the Caribs. Here and there an 
isolated stick showed above the water, leaning crazily 
to one side, but since he had originally placed the sticks 
in pairs, with those to starboard identical with those 
to port, these were not of much help. All one could 
tell from them was that four years ago, when Macdonald 
had last sailed through, the channel had been situated 
on one side or the other of them. Macdonald, however, 
seemed full of confidence, and rather resented the 
suggestion that he could not find his way across. He im 
mediately pooh-poohed the idea that we should unload 
immediately, and ferry our gear across to Brewer s 
Village by canoe. A contract was a contract, he de 
clared, and he meant to do for us what he had originally 
agreed to do. On the strength of this burst of confi 
dence in his navigation he shouted to Carlos to increase 
speed a little. We ran aground. There was a sickening 
thud, then the schooner remained quite still, her bows 
and forefoot held fast in a great bank of sand and mud. 

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The Caribs and Zambus had by this time gone home, 
so it was left to us to unstick the schooner as best we 
could. For a long time we tried driving her forward 
and then back, alternately running the Diesel full speed 
ahead and then full speed astern, hoping to widen the 
cleft in the mud and free the schooner s bows. The 
only effect of this was to churn up the water all around 
us and if anything to drive the schooner farther into the 
bank. We tried shifting weight and we tried running 
up and down the deck ourselves. Nothing was any 
good. Night began to fall, so we decided that we might 
as well stay in the middle of the lagoon as on the far 
side. The only method of refloating the schooner which 
we had not tried was going overboard ourselves and 
digging her out. This was bound to free her, but we 
only wanted to use it as a last resort since it would be 
hard, dirty work. But at night even this was out of the 
question, for the lagoon is thickly populated with 
alligators, and in the dark no one in the water would be 
safe from attack. There were also sharks. 

So we stayed the night in the middle of Brewer s 
Lagoon, stuck ignominiously fast on a mud-bank. 
But it had its advantages : had we been ashore we 
should have been entertained, doubtless, by the 
Assistant Comandante who lived at Brewer s Village. 
And here in the middle of the Lagoon it was cooler, 
and there were no mosquitoes. That was the best 
night s sleep we were to have for some time to come. 

The following morning we were up early, all of us 
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schooner. The mud was soft and slimy underfoot and 
clammily warm. In places one s feet sank deep down 
into it. Only Carlos remained on the schooner standing 
with a rifle on top of the wheelhouse to watch for alli 
gators. It was not at all likely that any would venture 
near such a commotion, particularly in the daytime, 
but we thought it as well to take no chances. 

We dug for hours at the soft red mud and it seemed 
that as fast as we moved it from under the schooner s 
full bows it caved in again from the sides, and she 
wallowed deeper. We started at the first sign of light, 
to try and get free before the sun s full power made it 
impossible to work in the open, and by midday we were 
no better off than we had been the previous night. 
We climbed wearily up over the side again and scraped 
the red mud off ourselves on deck. 

We did not know what to do ; we had tried every 
known way of floating the schooner without result. 
She had no cargo that we could jettison, and every bit 
of her ballast was on the outside. Our own equipment 
was not heavy enough to make an appreciable differ 
ence to the schooner s weight. 

It began to look as if we should have been wiser to 
have ferried ourselves along the lagoon in canoes, but 
this would have been dreadfully slow. An expanse of 
unprotected water as long and broad as Brewer s can 
become very rough, and it is no place to be caught in a 
squall. Had we unloaded our things and taken a 
number of small boats, we should have had to follow 
the edge of the lagoon so as to be within easy reach of 
shore all the way. We had three outboard motors 

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with us, stowed away in the hold, but not a drop of 
petrol : that we hoped to get on the river, from the 
planters* trading station a few miles above the Tom- 
Tom junction. 

In gloomy consultation we sat around the cockpit 
and stared into the churned water. All the sails in the 
schooner s scanty locker had been set, in the hope of 
catching even the lightest airs to help roll us out of the 
mud. They hung derisively in limp folds. 

Suddenly we became conscious of a faint sound, un 
expectedly familiar : it was the high-pitched beat of a 
small outboard motor, from the direction of Brewer s 
Village. We scanned the distant water anxiously with 
our glasses. There was only one boat in sight. The 
Garibs and Zambus, having satisfied their curiosity, 
were now leaving us strictly to our own devices. 
Apart from the long canoe with the outboard motor 
that was chugging towards us, the lagoon was de 
serted. 

We stood and watched the canoe for a very long time 
before it was near enough for us to make out who was 
in it. Even the Assistant Comandante would be welcome 
enough, for with a little luck and persuasion he could 
be sent off again to fetch petrol, and if he used an out 
board motor himself it made it probable that he had a 
petrol store of his own at the village. 

But our troubles were far from over : the lagoon 
seemed anxious to prevent our reaching its eastern end. 
When the canoe was still a quarter of a mile away we 
heard the motor splutter for a minute and then roar, 
and then there was silence. No one said anything. 

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There was nothing to say. The man in the big canoe 
started to paddle laboriously towards the shore. 

I am not going to bore you with a detailed account of 
how we refloated the Perla del Mar and finally reached 
Brewers Village, with the Diesel running and three 
outboard motors clamped to the schooner s counter to 
help drive her out of the mud. Let it suffice the reader 
to know that this was probably the least pleasant and 
most tedious part of the journey, and that we finally 
reached Brewer s Village after a further sweltering 
delay of a day and a half- We paddled a canoe for a 
great many hours, coming and going with petrol : we 
worked in the sun, up to our waists in muddy water. 
We sweated and swore. 



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Chapter Seven 
TOM-TOM GUT-OFF 

T>REWER S VILLAGE was called Pueblo Brus on 
JDour map, which was over sixty years old and had 
been drawn, with a great deal of imagination, in Spain. 
The Segundo-Comandante was drunk, when we arrived and 
still drunk when we took our leave two days later. He 
was neither amusing nor aggressive in his cups : he was 
merely in a condition of profound coma. For all we 
could tell he might have been lying dead in his blue 
and white Nicaraguan hammock when we called for his 
official permission to start upstream. Only the empty 
Aguardiente jars that lay around on the earthen floor gave 
any hint that his unconsciousness was only temporary. 
We left him a note. 

But if the Segmdo-Comandante was no help to us he 
refrained from hindering, and we were fortunate enough 
to find someone else at Brewer s Village whose aid was 
to be invaluable. 

His name was Clayton Cooke. He was an American, 
. a slight sharp-faced man so deeply tanned that he looked 
like an Indian. He had pale-blue eyes, deep set among 
tiny criss-cross lines, and when he smiled his eyes dis 
appeared, leaving nothing but a wrinkle-gashed brown 
patchwork. He did not tell us why he lived on the 
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never asked him. At any rate he liked it, for I have 
rarely seen anyone so obviously happy. 

We saw him first on the beach as the schooner drew 
in towards shore. He wore a pair of grey shorts and 
a wide-brimmed straw hat and nothing else. As the 
anchor splashed into the water he raised a hand list 
lessly in the tropical gesture of greeting that is actually 
indicative of some enthusiasm. There was a week s 
growth of beard on his chin. 

We went with him to his hut which stood on a small 
swampy island near the mouth of the Tom-Tom. He 
showed it to us with pride : he had built it, from drift 
wood and petrol tins and palm leaves, entirely alone. 
Around the house stood a few acres of bananas and a 
small crop of the red native beans called frijoles. But, 
as he told us, we hadn t seen anything yet. We made 
our way through the hut to the back, which faced the 
jungle. On a clear patch of soil that must have taken 
him years of labour to wrest from the sea and sand and 
prolific tropical shrub, were orchids, set neatly in 
orderly rows. They were the most beautiful flowers I 
have ever seen in any country, and they struck me so 
in tropical America where orchids are a weed and grow 
wild. The sudden sight of that mass of voluptuous 
colour, standing grotesquely in orderly lines, is the one 
moment of our time in the Lagoon which stands out 
most clearly in my mind. Clayton Cooke stood look 
ing out over them and told us something of his passion 
for orchids. We began to understand part of his reason 
for living a hermit life on the Lagoon. 

Cooke did everything for us. With Robert Trapp, 

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TOM-TOM GUT-OFF 



TOM-TOM GUT-OFF 

our Belize Negro from Gannon Island, he helped us buy 
canoes and such extra provisions as would be of any 
use. He sold us gallons of petrol from his own store : 
(he had been the man in the long canoe with the out 
board motor who had started out towards us across the 
Lagoon) . We found out a great deal of valuable infor 
mation about the currents on the Patuca, and he taught 
us a few words of Zambu dialect to help us with the 
boys. We slept in hammocks in his house until we 
were finally ready to start up the Tom-Tom Cut 
off. 

On what must have been the hottest day in August 
we stood beside Cooke s house, ready to make upstream. 
Even at eight o clock in the morning the sun was fierce, 
and the air hazy with heat. The sky was cloudless, a 
clear blue broken only by the buzzards which hover 
eternally overhead. 

There were five boats, three of which were of the type 
called c pipantos 9 rather like punts, but considerably 
longer, and the other two dugout canoes or c cay- 
ukas. 9 The e pipantos * we loaded with our equipment 
and the provisions ; the guns and ammunition were 
placed in the c cayukas * with us. Nigel took one and 
I the other. Robert Trapp, beaming benevolently over 
gold-rimmed spectacles, took the lead in the first pipanto 
with another Negro, and the other pipantos were each 
manned by two boys. There was a great deal of noise 
and a last frenzied check to make sure that everything 
necessary had been packed in the boats. Finally we 
were off, paddling and poling out into the stream. 

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Clayton Gooke waved a long farewell to us until we 
had rounded the bend. 

It is no easy matter to arrange the commissariat of 
an expedition of unknown composition for an indefinite 
time in unknown territory. We were faced with a 
number of awkward details of staff work owing to the 
fact that we knew so little of what we were to find : 
what food would be available, how many mouths we 
should have to feed, and how far we would be able to 
go. Most of the questions that faced us were left, like 
practically all the details of the expedition, inefficiently 
to chance. We were incredibly optimistic and solved 
all problems by merely telling each other, with con 
vincing frequency, that everything would turn out 
right when the time came. And for the most part 
it did. 

The backbone of our food was starch, contrary to all 
the best principles of Doctor Hay. We had as many 
large sacks as could be carried of rice and native beans, 
because these are durable and are locally the cheapest 
food there is. Besides this there was an enormous 
quantity of flour, most of which was to fall overboard 
long before it could be put to any practical use. Apart 
from this we took practically nothing, except such 
necessaries as salt, lard and baking powder. All the 
odd corners in the boats were filled with tins of Ameri 
can food, which we originally intended to keep and eat 
sparingly as a change from the perpetual rice and beans, 
but which in fact were all eaten almost immediately. 
Fruit and meat we hoped to get as we went, but in one 

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of the canoes we included a large supply of limes to 
tide us over such time as we should not be able to 
get fruit. 

It took us three days to reach the Patuca junction 
from Brewer s Lagoon, three days of uneventful and 
fairly easy travel. The Tom-Tom is wide and deep, 
and has nothing like the speed of the Patuca. We 
paddled along without hurrying, lingering through the 
last fringes of civilization. Here and there along the 
banks were huts, occupied by Indians who had wan 
dered away from their territories, or by occasional stray 
Garibs and Negroes like Robert Trapp. The country 
around the Tom-Tom is fertile and can support a great 
many people in lazy luxury. Bananas grow very well, 
and there is always a supply of coconuts ; fresh- water 
fish can be harpooned in the river, and fat wild turkeys 
provide good meat. 

There are also a few straggling banana plantations 
on the Cut-off, run by persistent and enterprising Ger 
mans. It is remarkable that throughout the tropics the 
last drop of blood is squeezed not by the English or the 
Americans, but by Germans ; they plant fruit in places 
condemned by others as impossible, and they live in 
apparent happiness in swamps and fever jungles de 
serted even by the Indians. The planters on the Tom- 
Tom have a hard life and a very unprofitable one. 
Their crops are menaced, every rainy season, by the 
great river. It is unusual for a year to pass without 
serious floods. When the water has subsided and the 
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begins and their trees are blown down, often carried 
bodily away in a muddy torrent. And as an additional 
danger, the Nicaraguan frontier is menacingly close and 
always provides the probability of fighting* Bandits 
from all over South America and the tropics take refuge 
in the Patuca country, and make their headquarters 
along the conveniently vague frontier. 

The growing of the crops, however, is not the most 
difficult of the problems which face the planter. Once 
the fruit is ready for cutting, it must be shipped to the 
Atlantic ports for sale : and since bananas, unlike citrus 
fruit, continue to ripen long after cutting, the transport 
must be organized with great efficiency to ensure that 
the fruit reaches its market at the correct stage in its 
development. Load after load is wasted, dumped into 
the river as useless because a raft ran aground and 
delayed shipment for half a day, or because a schooner 
was late at the Patuca Bar. 

But when things go well the banana business can be 
profitable enough. A stem costs between sixpence and 
ninepence to grow, and in La Ceiba it is sold to the 
fruit companies for about half a crown, which leaves 
a considerable margin to cover the cost of shipping. 
But it very rarely happens that it is enough to cover 
the ravages of hurricanes, floods and fever. 

We called at several farms on the way up the Cut 
off, leaving letters that had lain waiting for weeks at 
the Lagoon. The Germans were pathetically eager for 
news from the outside world. Some of them had not 
left their farms for eighteen months, for there had re 
cently been a bad blow-down and all their time was 

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taken up in replanting. They lived crudely, in native 
huts reinforced with petrol tins and oil drums and 
strongly surrounded by barbed wire. Each settlement 
had a store of useful or attractive articles which were 
used instead of currency to pay the local casual labour 
mirrors, scent, knives and so on. They had no 
luxuries and few comforts. Only one of the planters 
had a wireless. 

We wasted too much time among the planters, but 
they were desperately eager for news and conversation 
and we found it difficult to leave. 

In the evening of the third day after leaving the 
Lagoon we reached the great fork where the Patuca 
joins the Tom-Tom. Both streams were wide and fast, 
and the running together of the waters had widened 
the banks to such an extent that there was almost a 
lake at the junction. In the centre were the tops of 
rocks which had been driven down by the floods and 
were now embedded in the sand. A sort of whirlpool 
was formed by the currents, so that we had to keep our 
boats close to the bank to avoid the rocks. 

Since it was late and the mosquitoes would soon be 
out, we decided to camp at the junction for the night 
rather than risk finding a suitable pitch higher up on 
the Patuca. We ran the boats ashore on a sand 
bank. 

The technique of sleeping in Mosquitia is involved. 
The country is named with singular accuracy. By six 
o clock one must be protected, by some means or other, 
from the swarms of mosquitoes that appear suddenly 

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from nowhere. As dusk falls, a high-pitched humming 
rises faintly : for a few minutes it quavers and grows 
louder, then the mosquitoes are upon you, filling the 
air and covering every inch of exposed skin in torment 
ing swarms* Of all the equipment we had with us, 
our mosquito-nets were the most valuable and were the 
only things we could not have done without. We 
rigged them double, slung between trees, with water 
proof groundsheets on the sand. 

But even the best mosquito-nets are far from infal 
lible, and on a number of occasions we were woken up 
in the pitch black of the tropical night to find that feet 
were protruding under the nets, holding them invitingly 
open. And every night before going to sleep there was 
a furious scramble inside the nets as we chased the mos 
quitoes that were already inside. Sleeping under a net 
is not on the whole pleasant : but there was nothing else 
for it. We made tentative attempts at sleep without 
them, after smearing ourselves with various commercial 
preparations, falsely claimed to be mosquito-proof, 
but quickly lost hope of success. 

Later on, when we were well up the Patuca, we 
developed a better plan for night camps. A line was 
strung across the river from tree to tree, and we fixed 
the boats to it so that they floated through the night 
in the middle of the river. This was cooler than the 
shore, and in addition we avoided the possibility of 
snakes and insects. And the mosquitoes seemed slightly 
less persistent. The only thing that disturbed us was 
the occasional bumping of inquisitive alligators. We 
used to practise shooting, with revolvers, at the pairs 

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of eyes that slid quietly over the water. We rarely 
hit them. 

The Patuca junction is desolate and remote. There 
is not the faintest sign of human habitation, for even the 
Indians have been driven away by the regular floods. 
Thick vegetation reaches down to the sand-banks along 
the water, impenetrable and black. It is one of those 
places, which can be found all over the civilized and 
uncivilized world, which are strangely and unreasonably 
depressing. It struck us vividly as the last landmark 
of c civilization/ and the first bourne of unknown lands. 

When we left the Tom-Tom and found ourselves in 
the Patuca, our progress became slower and a number 
of difficulties arose annoyingly to hinder us. The 
Patuca runs faster than the Cut-off, for it is very shallow 
and rocky. Robert Trapp and the Zambu boys poled 
the pipantos while Nigel and I paddled in the cqyukas. 
We travelled on endlessly, for days a journey unbroken 
by the sight of anything but the river and the jungle. 
The heat grew intolerable, and we contrived awnings 
over the boats from tarpaulins and canvas. Most of 
our serious travel we accomplished in early morning 
and late afternoon, sleeping through the scorching 
middle day. 

There was so little to do in those first days on the 
river that we took refuge in the disciplined routine of 
our lives. With the apparent stupidity of an army we 
delighted in making a great fuss over the smallest details 
of equipment. The Zambus did their work in silence, 
sullen and Indian* 

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During the daytime we sat continually with guns 
across our knees, waiting for the chance of a shot at 
wild turkey or Muscovia ducks. When they appeared 
we shot them easily enough, for they were unaccus 
tomed to men and not afraid. They were cooked over 
a primus, a welcome relief from rice and beans. 

Usually we took our meals without stopping. One 
of thepipantos had for some reason become the kitchen, 
possibly because one of the Zambu boys in it, called 
M Tsu, had the best claims to the position of chef. 
The other boats drew alongside in turn and collected 
their lunch. 

Those days were boring. There was nothing to see, 
the heat was intolerable, and we slugged along at what 
seemed a snail s pace. The only diversion was pro 
vided by running aground, which happened with regu 
larity to all the boats in turn. We vented our bad 
temper on alligators and vultures, wasting valuable 
ammunition in impossible shots. 

On the fifth night away from the junction we met 
with misfortune which might easily have been calamity. 
In the late afternoon we had drawn up as usual, strung 
our line across the Patuca from bank to bank, and 
settled down in the boats for the night. There was no 
moon and as soon as the quick tropical night fell it 
became impossible to see a yard. We were on a bend 
of the river in a narrow and fast-Honing reach. The 
pipantos were fastened close to the shore-line, and the 
cqyukas in which Nigel and I slept lay astern, some ten 
or twelve feet downstream. 

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It must have been well after midnight that it hap 
pened. I awoke in a tearing crash ; a blinding light 
shone at me and I felt my cqyuka lifted by the current 
and carried clumsily broadside on down-river. One is 
not at one s best to deal with an emergency when rudely 
woken up in a sweltering night and a very narrow canoe. 
I grappled fiercely with my double mosquito-nets, 
brought them down on top of me and tore my way 
through, for some reason not upsetting the canoe. 
From the shrieks it seemed that the whole party was 
in chaos. The Zambus, shaken out of impassivity, 
were in full tongue. Nigel was making the night horrid 
with oaths. I gave up guessing what had happened 
and concentrated on getting the cqyukcts head to the 
current. My torch was nowhere to be found and the 
aforesaid blinding light which had appeared imme 
diately after the accident had disappeared again. I 
paddled cautiously upstream towards the confusion, 
making for what I hoped was the middle of the river. 
It was too dark to see the other boats or the bank. An 
incongruous voice broke thickly through the night, 
c Verftucht nock einmal ! * 

I had no time to consider the import of this remark 
before the light flashed on again, and the whole catas 
trophe was floodlit and explained. In the middle of 
the river was a flat-boat, a sort of elongated tug with 
a small wheel-house amidships. Beside the wheel- 
house stood a tall fair-haired man in blue dungarees, 
obviously as surprised as he was cross. Clinging to the 
side of his barge were Nigel s cqyuka half-full of water, 
and two pipantos. Robert Trapp was there, his white 

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curb and gold-rimmed spectacles catching the light and 
standing out against his startled ebony-black face. A 
vague number of Zambus gesticulated and shrieked 
noisily in the boats. But where was the third pipanto ? 
As the German turned his light we saw it downstream, 
drifting swiftly with the current, bottom-up. There 
was no sign of the two boys who had been in it, and as 
we watched it was carried out of sight, twisting and 
turning until it rounded the bend. We made fast all 
the boats to the flat-boat and clambered aboard. 

It was obvious enough what had happened : although 
we had been told that the German planters from up- 
river would not journey to the Lagoon for several weeks 
yet, they had obviously changed their minds and run 
foul of the line we had put across the river. The flat- 
boat had rammed M*Tsu*s canoe, throwing him and 
his companion into the river and eradicating our kit 
chen. We were a little worried about the two Zambus, 
for although they could swim like fish they had been 
taken very much by surprise and alligators were plenti 
ful and hungry at night. We took our guns and blazed 
them off, hoping to Brighten the alligators away, for 
alligators are timid and not particularly dangerous 
unless they know that they have their victims at their 
mercy. 

Later on it became evident that the accident was to 
prove exceedingly awkward for us. M Tsu and his 
friend, who had safely reached shore, were ferried back 
to us intact, chattering and dripping. But our big 
primus was gone, the flour was all at the bottom of the 
river, and the drums of petrol we had bought at Brewer s 

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Lagoon had disappeared irretrievably downstream. 
When the German had recovered from his shock he was 
volubly apologetic* 

But the loss of stove and provisions was not the only 
misfortune which followed upon the collision. M 9 Tsu 
and his friend had lost faith in the expedition and loudly 
declared their intention of returning at once to the 
Lagoon. What could happen once, they argued, could 
happen twice : and they had no desire to be drowned 
or eaten alive by alligators. They poured Zambu scorn 
upon our inefficiency. 

There was nothing for it but to let them go, although 
they would have been very useful later on. As the 
German started his engine they stayed aboard and went 
downstream with him. Not until daylight did we dis 
cover the loss of a pair of binoculars, two torches, and 
about a hundred rounds of revolver ammunition from 
the other boats. 

Above us now there lay two more white settlements 
before we finally reached the wild Indian territories. 
There was a small German plantation, owned by the 
fair-haired man in the flat-boat, and farther on another 
banana farm run by an American planter to whom we 
had letters of introduction. Exactly a week after leav 
ing the Lagoon we reached his hut at Brauvila creek. 

We spent two days and nights with the planter, rest 
ing and reorganizing, and we bought food and petrol 
from him to replace what had been lost. Unfortu 
nately he had no spare stove to give us, so we had to 
make the best of the two small primuses. 

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He lived an odd life, alone for a year or eighteen 
months at a time, save for the company of Indians and 
Zambus who worked for him. His house was sur 
rounded like a machine-gun emplacement by great 
barbed-wire entanglements designed to discourage 
jaguars, tiger-cats and human marauders. On a shelf 
inside the door lay two repeating shot-guns, sawn off 
short and loaded with buck-shot. 

Two days we wasted at Brauvila, talking and making 
plans with the planter. He had never gone more than 
five or six miles upstream from his camp, and could give 
us little advice. Like the planters on the Gut-off he 
was desperately anxious for news from the outside world, 
and wanted us to stay longer. We played interminable 
games of cards with a greasy pack, gambling for revolver 
ammunition by candlelight. 

When we started upstream again we broke out the 
two outboard motors and clamped them to the pipantos. 
Nigel and I took charge of one each and the cqyukas 
were towed astern. In front of each pipanto lay a 
Zambu boy, flat on his front, clearing the bows of 
sticks and driftwood that might foul the propellers. 

The next few days were uneventful and identical. 
The only break in our laborious progress was the inter 
mittent misbehaviour of the motors. There were three 
troubles which recurred and which seemed incurable. 
Of these the most frequent was a merely temperamental 
stopping, with no apparent mechanical reason. One 
motor or the other would splutter and cough, then sud 
denly die away. Upon examination of plugs, feed and 

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points nothing would appear out of order ; but pre 
sently, after much spinning of the infuriating piece of 
string provided to set the motor in motion, it would 
start up again, and run perfectly for hours. I have 
since been told that all outboards do it. The second 
trouble was more serious and in fact led, several weeks 
later, to our jettisoning both motors. The propeller 
bearings, running at full speed and a few inches above 
a sandy bottom, continually absorbed sand in spite of 
elaborate filters. The third trouble was also luckily 
infrequent : it happened only when whoever was steer 
ing failed to lift the engine over rocky patches. The 
propeller of an outboard motor is fixed to its shaft by 
a plug of soft metal called a shear-pin, designed to give 
way if the propeller hits anything under water. This 
arrangement is admirable in that it prevents damage 
to the motor : but it means that the propeller sinks like 
a stone to the bottom of the water. And in an expedi 
tion that carries only one spare propeller this is just as 
bad as losing the whole motor. The first time that it 
happened I dived overboard at once and was lucky 
enough to find the propeller ; but less than half an 
hour later Nigel ran over a shallow patch and lost his 
irretrievably, since we were among rocks and in no 
position to stop. He took a line from my stern and I 
towed him until that night, when we fixed the spare 
propeller. 

Now that we were above all the plantations there was 
no chance of another midnight collision, and we slept 
as before in midstream. We ate rice and beans, cook- 
ijig them in as many fantastic ways as we could. Occa- 

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sionally one of us potted a turkey, and for one enormous 
meal there was fresh meat. 

The river grew monotonous as we chugged upstream 
through sweltering dull days. It was eternally the 
same ; long rocky bends, sand-banks, and the thick 
black jungle on either side. The heat grew worse. 
Since we had long passed the last landmarks, we 
were making for no definite objective, and it seemed 
that we were getting nowhere. The river flowed shal 
low and treacherous, always beating us back. We 
fought on wearily. 



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Chapter Eight 
PATUGA 

Patuca, like another far-better-known river, 
JL runs deep and wide. But it is treacherous, alter 
nating deep reaches with patches of rocks and great 
banks of red mud. At all times of the year the water 
is thick and dirty and not at all transparent, the heavy 
colour of raw umber. It sweeps on swiftly through the 
jungle and savanna land in long bends fringed with 
yellow sand. In places there are clearings along the 
bank, but for most of its length the jungle grows dense 
and dark to the water s edge. It is the only channel 
through miles of tropical forests, and an air of quiet 
mystery lingers along its shaded banks. The noise of 
our troublesome outboards carried for miles over the 
water and sent parrots and cranes and tropical birds 
we did not know high into the sky. Ashore there was 
an incessant chatter of monkeys. Occasionally we 
could see them swinging from tree to tree, white-faced 
baboons and ring-tails, as they followed us up the river. 
During those days we kept our eyes constantly on the 
banks, eagerly watching for signs of life. There was 
little chance of surprising wild tribes, for they were well 
warned by the noise we made ; but we were already in 
the Zambu territory and the sites of their winter villages 
should be visible. 

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For a week and two days we struggled on unevent 
fully. The course taken by the river is in length nearly 
double the distance as the crow flies, but cutting across 
country to eliminate the bends was out of the question. 
The jungle was infernally thick and we had no map to 
show which way the Patuca curved. The river began 
to grow shallower and daily we noticed that the banks 
were closer to us. The sand and rocks became more 
troublesome, and our progress grew slower. 

On the ninth day after leaving Brauvila creek we first 
saw signs of life. A patch of tall grass on the left bank, 
standing hemmed in by the forest on three sides, had 
been beaten down and we could see the new grass 
growing through the old. We beached the boats on 
the sand and went ashore to examine the clearing. 

But if we had hoped to find a Zambu settlement we 
were to be disappointed, for there was no more than the 
trace of a former occupation. A little patch of flattened 
earth, a few broken branches, a pile of dead leaves ; 
this was all we found to show that the country was alive. 
During the winter months the Zambus flock to the 
river, building grass huts and earthen ovens which are 
abandoned again in the rainy season. At this time of 
year, in the full heat of summer, most of their villages 
would be high up in the hills that lay hidden on either 
side of 4iie river. We did not hope for much in the 
lowlands. But the sight of that clearing, many miles 
from the nearest settlement of the lower river, encour 
aged us immensely and the river lost its tedium. We 
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For another week we made lazily upstream, taking 
our time and watching the river banks. From time to 
time we came upon more clearings that showed where 
Zambu camps had stood, but still there was no sign of 
human life. Evidently the tribes were up-country, and 
such stragglers as might have remained were frightened 
away by the strange roar of our motors. It was not our 
aim to find the tribes only of this part of the Patuca, so 
we did not bother to stop the outboards to investigate. 
We wanted to reach the highest possible point in the 
river, pitch our camp, and from there make excursions 
into the hills. 

Now that we had reached the headwaters of the river 
we began to make plans for a return journey by a 
different route. To drift back along the Patuca would 
be easy enough but monotonous, and we wanted to see 
something of the country that lay between the Patuca 
and Garatasca Lagoon, which was said to be thickly 
populated with wild tribes. Some miles above Brau- 
vila we had paddled past a creek which led off to the 
south-west, and which at the time we had thought 
might lead off as far as the Guarunta or one of the other 
rivers which drain the swamp-lands south of the Patuca 
into Caratasca Lagoon. (See Map, page 34.) But 
if on our return we decided to try this, we should not 
have enough provisions ; making across country would 
mean a journey of many days, and might entail a long 
portage. It was too much to hope that the creek would 
lead straight into the Guarunta, Accordingly we 
decided to send Robert Trapp back to the Tom-Tom 
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Brauvila. We took the outboard off his pipanto and 
fixed it alongside the other motor on ours, and the two 
cqyukas we towed. Robert turned his pipanto^ the cur 
rent took it broadside on for a moment, then he dis 
appeared downstream around the bend, drifting far 
more quickly with the current than we had been able 
to travel upstream with the motors. 

We now had three boats, and there were three of us 
Nigel and myself and a half-bred Zambu called Tomas. 
We sat in the pipanto, for it took all our energy to keep 
the motors going, and Tomas sat in front clearing the 
bows of driftwood and watching for submerged rocks. 

On the ninth day one of the cqyukas split in two, and 
we were only just able to rescue its contents before it 
sank and we had to cut it adrift. Some time during the 
same night the other cqyuka disappeared and so did 
Tomas. All we knew was that when we woke up in 
the faint light of dawn and threaded our way out of our 
mosquito-bars, Tomds and the boat had gone. We 
never found out what became of him : nothing had 
been heard of him in Brewer s Lagoon when we re 
turned some five weeks later, and none of the planters 
had seen a cayuka drifting downstream. Probably he 
reached his own tribe, and with the cayuka for a peace- 
offering was reinstated. 

We were alone with our one remaining boat. 

It was something of a relief to be entirely on our own. 
As we had penetrated farther into the Zambu territory, 
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obviously disinclined to go on. Tomas had told us, 
in his rare articulate moments, that the tribes were very 
timid and peaceful, and that Nigel and I ran no risks 
in paddling through their lands ; but for himself, he 
thought, things were different. A Zambu who deserts 
his tribe for the coast settlements is considered wicked 
and lacking in pride, and if he were caught by families 
that knew him, there would follow a certain amount of 
unpleasantness. Exactly what would have happened 
we could not find out : but he insisted that it was Mvy 
Mai. On the way up we had pointed out fairly fre 
quently that he should have thought of things like that 
before, and that we were in no position to engineer his 
return to the Lagoon until we were ready to come back 
ourselves. Robert Trapp, being a Belize Negro, had 
no sympathy with Tomas, and disciplined him firmly, 
which Nigel and I were apparently unable to do. 

And now we were alone : the work we had to do was 
doubled, but there were less mouths to feed and we 
were glad to rid ourselves of responsibility for the 
Zambus. There is nothing in any country more 
infuriating than the half-breed s stupidity, and Tomas 
in particular had frequently come very near to being 
murdered. One s temper is inclined to be short after 
several weeks of rice and beans and mosquito bites. 

As the river narrowed the jungle grew less dense, and 
the patches of savanna land appeared more frequently. 
We watched the banks intently. 

It is hard enough to put down on paper anything 
that expresses the feeling of those weeks on the Patuca. 
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am going to quote from mine. We wrote laboriously 
in the stuffy evenings, with broken pencils on damp 
sheets of paper. 

Thursday. Only one motor all morning. I dis 
mantle the other one while Nigel works at his map of 
the river, which seems to cause him considerable 
annoyance. Wherever he starts on his sheet of paper, 
the river manages to curve in such a way that it goes 
over the edge. Sand-flies very thick again. We swat 
them continually, but the handfuls we kill make very 
little difference. At about midday a turkey flew over 
suddenly and I missed it badly with a twelve-bore, 
having my lap covered with the inner workings of the 
outboard. A little later another one appeared and 
Nigel potted it without difficulty. In the afternoon 
both motors run again, five whole hours without a sign 
of trouble. Very few rocks, and we make good time. 
Unbroken night in the middle of the river. 

Friday. We decide to make an early start, which is 
always fatal. Neither motor shows any sign of interest 
in the expedition until nearly half-past seven, when 
much of the best part of the cool morning has been 
wasted. However good a mechanic one may be, out- 
boards are temperamental and obey no mechanical 
laws. The only thing to do is to take them apart care 
fully and put them together again in exactly the same 
way, which usually sets them off at once. They are 
dirty things at the best of times and make a disgusting 
row. We begin to dislike them intensely as the days go 
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a strange sensation of unreality. The river unfolds 
with such steady and unbroken regularity that we find 
it hard to remember the date, and how long we have 
been going. When the Zambus were still with us it was 
different, and their presence kept us constantly occupied 
in telling them what to do and in stopping them from 
doing whatever they were doing. There was little 
chance of forgetting, with Robert Trapp and Tomas, 
that we were very far away from home ; but now that 
Nigel and I are alone and have seen only each other for 
nearly two weeks, the river begins to look very ordinary 
and we can imagine, with a little effort, that we are 
punting up the Thames in a rather hot summer. 

Saturday. At ten o clock a little clearing on the left 
bank, and a few broken tree-stumps. On the sand in 
front of it lay two alligators sleeping in the sun. I took 
a shot at one with a revolver from about fifteen yards, 
quite without effect, and they both slid slyly into the 
river and disappeared. Whether I missed or whether 
the bullet bounced off I do not know. The alligator is 
wonderfully armoured, and at anything more than 
point-blank range you have to hit him at right angles 
or the shot bounces off. All the alligators we come 
across are rather timid in the daytime and we can see 
them wallowing off the mud into the water all along the 
river as the noise of the outboards disturbs them. 

The clearing was disappointing, but it serves like the 
first one we saw to show that we are on the right track, 
and that the Patuca country is still populated. Beyond 
the flattened earth and broken branches there is 
nothing. Evidently no one had been here for some 

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months, for the undergrowth had sprung up consider 
ably and was undisturbed. 

In the late afternoon we ran aground. It was entirely 
our fault, as we were talking and paying no attention 
to the river. There was no danger of being unable to 
refloat ihepipanto, as a strong current had been against 
us and we had had to go fairly slowly, but we were 
afraid that the boat s bottom might be damaged. As 
it was late we pulled in to shore to examine it and 
spend the night. 

Sunday. Ran aground twice, but the boat seems to 
be still sound. It is incredibly hot, one of the hottest 
days we have had, and we are both bad-tempered. 
As a last straw the propeller on the left-hand motor 
struck a rock just before lunch-time, the shear-pin gave 
way and the propeller disappeared. As we had already 
lost the spare one this was serious, so we made fast to 
the right bank and waded out to look for it. As luck 
would have it most of the river at this point was fairly 
deep, and we were up to our chests. The water was 
completely opaque, red and muddy. After about five 
hours search Nigel found the propeller twenty-five 
yards downstream, half-buried in the sand. We went 
ashore and spent the rest of the day hammering in a 
new pin as best we could. 

I repeat that it is impossible, by anything I write 
now, for me to give the reader an idea of those long 
days and weeks in which we worked our way up the 
Patuca. But for the heat and the mosquitoes it would 
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factors one eliminates the two most important essentials 
of the river. Every move we made was governed by 
the thought of avoiding them, and unfortunately pre 
cautions prejudicial to the one favoured the other. 
There is nothing that makes night stuffy more effec 
tively than a fine-mesh mosquito-net, and in the 
sweltering daytime we were forced to wear long clothes 
to protect ourselves from bites. Whether we preferred 
heat or mosquitoes was an eternal question which we 
continually tried to solve by compromise. During the 
daytime we amused ourselves by abortive attempts at 
mapping the course of the river, but beyond proving 
that all the existing maps were wrong we achieved 
nothing of geographical importance. In the early days 
we had wasted round after round of ammunition in 
shooting at cranes, alligators and buzzards, but now 
that we were alone with only one boat we grew more 
careful of our supplies. 

It was an odd collection of equipment that we took 
with us. The loss of the other boats had completely 
disorganized our careful staff-work, so that we were left 
with a number of comparative luxuries at the expense 
of things more important. We had two primuses and 
several small drums of petrol : an enormous quantity 
of beans, rice and flour ; several bags of raw tobacco 
leaf, to be given to the Indians, and salt for the same 
purpose. These things were necessaries and were the 
integral parts of our expedition ; but they contrasted 
wildly with some of the other odds and ends in the 
pipanto. When we left Tegucigalpa and again before 
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presents ostensibly for use on the journey, an improb 
able assortment of impractical luxuries. In a her 
metically sealed case were fifty Coronas, a connecting 
link with the advantages of civilization, and with them, 
carefully preserved in a wicker basket, was a bottle of 
very old brandy from the . cellars of His Majesty s 
Legation. We decided not to touch them till we 
reached the highest point of the Patuca. In addition 
to all this we had cameras, binoculars and compasses, 
and Nigel who is mildly insane on the subject of 
navigation had a sextant, with which he had many 
hours of quiet fun in spite of being unable to see a 
horizon. But the oddest piece of equipment was the 
flute. It was a large silver flute, which was pressed 
upon Nigel before he left England by an elderly gentle 
man of his acquaintance. Whether he had misunder 
stood our destination or whether he thought that a flute 
was an ideal toy to keep us amused when we got tired 
of the Patuca, we never knew. At any rate Nigel had 
brought the flute, and every time we made lists of what 
we would take when we finally reached the river, the 
flute was unhesitatingly dismissed. But by some means 
or other it was still with us in La Geiba, then on the 
schooner, then in Brewer s Lagoon, finally now high up 
on the Patuca. It lay silently in its velvet-lined case, 
a silver flute which neither of us could play, while we 
were lacking spark-plugs and quinine and ammunition. 
And I am ashamed to say that when we returned to 
La Ceiba many weeks later neither of us could play a 
recognizable tune on it. 

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long bend and found a small Zambu village standing 
along the water s -edge. Instinctively I cut out both 
motors, but too late : the seven huts were deserted. 
We had camped the night before not more than a 
quarter of a mile downstream, and the wind had been 
blowing up-river. Evidently the Zambus had fled. 
The huts were new, fresh ashes lay strewn on the 
ground, and the undergrowth had been recently cut 
away. We went ashore and found tracks leading off 
at right angles to the course of the river, back into the 
hill. But it was obviously useless to follow, so we 
unshipped the outboards and stowed them away inside 
the boat, resigning ourselves to paddling from that day 
on. It was hot, slow work, but we did not want to 
frighten the tribes higher up the river. 

The Zambus are one tribe of the race of Indians 
known originally as Misskito Indians, now by corrup 
tion (and with the accuracy of coincidence) called 
Mosquito Indians. The history of the Mosquito Coast 
is worth noticing briefly. 

In 1630 the Earl of Warwick formed a company 
which occupied two small cays a little way south of 
Gape Gracias a Dios, established friendly relations with 
the Indians, and did a certain amount of trade with 
them in mahogany and minerals. This, as far as any 
one knows, was the first white settlement in Mosquitia, 
and as a result of its success Great Britain in 1655 
claimed a protectorate over the Indians which lasted 
until as late as 1850. But this protectorate was un 
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disputes with the United States, Spain, and the other 
republics of Central America ; chiefly owing to the fear 
that Great Britain would somehow obtain a privileged 
position in the proposed inter-oceanic canaL During 
these years the Coast was a bone of considerable con 
tention between Great Britain and the United States, 
and in 1848 an event occurred which narrowly escaped 
leading them to war. The Indians rose and seized the 
town of San Juan del Norte, having been incited and 
abetted by the more enterprising British settler. In 
1850 the danger of Anglo-American conflict was 
avoided by the Clayton-Bulwer treaty in which both 
countries pledged themselves not to fortify or occupy 
any part of Central America. Nine years later Great 
Britain ceded her protectorate over the Mosquito Coast 
and the Bay Islands, an action which apparently led to 
immediate dissatisfaction among the Indians, and in 
1860 the Treaty of Managua transferred the suzerainty 
of the whole Caribbean coast from Cape Gracias a Dios 
to San Juan del Norte to the republic of Nicaragua, 
granting autonomy only to the Indians in the pro 
scribed Mosquito reserve. 

This new state of affairs was accepted by Black 
Ralph, a half-educated Zambu who was King of the 
Misskito Indians, and his apparently presumptuous 
stipulation that the Nicaraguan Government should 
pay him an annual fee of 1,000 was also accepted 
without demur. But in 1864 Black Ralph died, and 
Nicaragua refused to recognize his successor ; where 
upon the Indians refused to recognize the authority of 
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lasted until 1880, when the dispute was by mutual 
consent submitted for decision to the Emperor of 
Austria. Why the Austrian Emperor was chosen as 
arbitrator I do not know : but he supported the 
Indians and upheld their right to autonomy, which was 
accordingly exercised until 1894 when they voluntarily 
surrendered it and the Mosquito reserve became the 
province of Zelaya in the republic of Nicaragua. 

Since those days little has happened. The Honduran 
frontier has moved south to title River Wanks, so that 
much of the reserve that was once in Nicaragua is now 
part of Honduras : but the Indians remain in the same 
condition as they were a hundred and fifty years ago. 
The territory is no more explored, the Zambus are 
considerably less educated. At best it was only the 
few who lived along the Caribbean that came into con 
tact with the English influence ; and now the distorted 
traces of that influence have been grafted into the 
religion and tradition of the Indians till it has become 
a wild mixed ideology including Black Magic, Voodoo 
and all the extravagances of primitive superstition. 
The seeds of Christianity planted in early days by enter 
prising but ineffective missionaries have produced 
varied fruits which would probably surprise them very 
much. 

The Zambus are the Indians who live nearest to the 
Coast. They are the darkest in colour, for during the 
last century the whole of the Caribbean seaboard was 
flooded with the Negro blood of escaped slaves, as 
prolific as they were numerous. The result is that the 
Zambus are very dark, almost as black as the Caribs ; 

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but their Indian blood has^^feserved their typical 
features and it is only the colour that has been much 
altered. As one works farther back into the territories, 
the influence of Negro blood diminishes and the Indian 
grows stronger, till one reaches the Colon mountains 
where the Vicentino tribes are quite pale but high- 
cheeked and stolidly Indian. It is noticeable that as 
the Negro strain disappears the people become smaller 
in stature. Nowhere, away from the Coast, is either 
English or Spanish spoken. The tribes have their own 
dialects which resemble neither the one nor the other. 
That was the sum of our knowledge of Mosquitia 
when we reached the upper waters of the Patuca. We 
had studied the evasive and contradictory scraps of 
information contained in reference books and we had 
obtained all the available maps. That was all there 
was to know. 



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Chapter Nine 
MTSAMU 

THHE Zambu greeting is Naksaa.* But the word is 
-L also used, with the verbal economy of primitive 
people, to signify compliance, pleasure, or agreement. 
You say * Naksaa * several times upon meeting a Zambu, 
and you say it when you take your leave ; and you 
repeat the word during any lulls in the conversation 
to show that you are still in a friendly and contented 
state of mind. It is a universal expression of satis 
faction. 

When we paddled round a long bend in the river 
to find a bevy of Zambu women in the water we were 
as surprised as they. They watched us stolidly from 
black eyes, standing startled and naked. There was 
nothing for it but to shout * Naksaa * a great many times 
with varying inflection, to convince them that we 
meant well. But unlike the tribes we had driven from 
the earlier reaches of the river with the terrifying roar 
of our outboard motors, these Zambus were unafraid. 
After the first few moments of startled scrutiny, a great 
mirth seemed to strike them and they were convulsed 
with paroxysms of raucous laughter. They shrieked 
and giggled, they slapped each other s wet backs, they 
were completely doubled up with Indian glee, but 
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stood in our boat looking rather foolish. This was not 
at all the reception we had expected. During the last 
few weeks we had continually pictured to ourselves the 
first moment of encounter with the Zambus ; we 
wondered how difficult it would be to overcome their 
timidity, and whether they would attribute super 
natural powers to us. Now that the moment had 
actually arrived it became apparent that the only part 
of the expedition which inspired awe was the noise of 
the outboard motors. We clambered ashore, drew the 
boat up on the sand, and as a sort of preliminary peace- 
offering handed out some legs and wings of turkey that 
we had left from lunch. These were very well received, 
and for a few minutes distracted all attention from 
ourselves. 

But when the women led us back to their village and 
the men, in a clearing standing slightly back from the 
river bank, things were very different. We were 
objects of suspicion and alarm. We stood in the 
middle of the clearing while a conclave was held, 
The general opinion of the men seemed to be that the 
women had acted rashly in bringing us ashore and that 
they were treating the affair with undue levity. No 
attention was paid to us at all, and we were rather 
reminded of those charming terminal functions at 
Oxford in which one is impersonally and often rudely 
discussed by the body of one s tutors, who ignore one 
and use only the third person. 

Before long the whole of the village had assembled in 
an inquisitive chattering ring around us, and the 
elderly Zambu who took the chief part in reproving 

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TvVlincr*i* rvmantn in 



&TTSAMU 

the women began to realize that the proprieties of hos 
pitality had not yet been observed. He waved his 
arms and shouted at the gaping Zambus. The collec 
tion was dispersed, but they lingered in the background 
and in the doorways of their huts to watch us. 

The old man motioned to us to follow him and led 
the way to a large hut which was his own. 

Nigel and I were very much encouraged. We had 
successfully made our way into the middle of a Zambu 
village without alarming the Indians, and as far as one 
could tell this was completely untouched ground. On 
the way to the hut we saw no single sign of civilization 
or white influence. But once inside the hut we were 
to be disillusioned. The scales fell suddenly from our 
eyes. On the far wall, occupying a place of dignity 
and importance, was the red and green legend c Lucky 
Strike * : and on one of the side walls this was matched 
by a more modest sign, * Coca-Cola. 5 The old man 
(who later introduced himself as M*tsamu, or a name 
most closely approximated by those letters) grinned 
toothily at us and pointed to the signs. We hoped for 
an explanation from him : but he contented himself 
with a reverent murmur of c Naksaa, naksaaS 

Exactly how those two signs came to be in the Zambu 
village I do not know, and although we made every 
effort to find out, no clues appeared. When we offered 
the Zambus cigarettes, they were surprised and evi 
dently had never seen such things before. Certainly 
they were not familiar with tobacco in that form. 
Finally we decided that the signs, which had evidently 
been cut from paper cartons, must have been aban- 

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doned somewhere by prospectors ; or possibly a stray 
Zambu had come by them on the plantations nearer the 
coast, and had brought them triumphantly home to his 
tribe. We searched carefully for other signs of white 
influence, but there were none. Not a word of English 
or Spanish was understood. 

I cannot remember ever having had a greater sur 
prise than in that moment when we first went into the 
hut with M tsamu. We knew that we were in the heart 
of the wildest Indian territory, yet there hung two 
glaring advertisements for the most modern American 
products. They were as astonishing, in those pre 
sumably virgin tropical surroundings, as the macabre 
incongruities of a surrealist picture. And they gave 
far more pleasure. M*tsaiwi looked at them with a 
devotion that bordered on worship, and throughout the 
meal of fried bananas that he gave us he kept casting 
proud covert glances at the walls. 

The most striking thing about that Zambu village 
was its complete lack of organization and order. The 
primitive tribes of our imagination, laboriously built 
up during the last six weeks from odds and ends of early 
learning, novels and films, lived in a regular and well- 
run hierarchy controlled by Chiefs and medicine-men. 
But the Zambus, at first sight, lived rather at random 
and in complete democracy. Apart from M tsamu 
who had received us and decided that we were desir 
able visitors, there was no Authority. The whole 
village was in continual chaos and for ever working at 
cross-purposes. 

By various devious methods of mimicry M tsamu 



&TTSAMU 

invited us to stay with him. His meaning was obvious, 
and he went as far as having our bags carried from the 
pipanto to his house. But here in the jungle, on the un 
mapped reaches of the Patuca, we were faced with a 
familiar problem ; How long were we expected to 
stay ? Try as we would, we found it difficult to express 
the words * A very short time * in any kind of language. 
It was a great opportunity, but we were still anxious to 
push to the real headwaters of the Patuca. Actually 
we stayed four days with M*tsamu y and they were well 
worth it. Bice and beans and turkey had become 
incredibly tedious : he fed us with bananas, bread 
fruity avocados and venison. Most of the Zambu food 
is good, or at least it tasted good to us, but some is 
impossible. They have in particular several peculiar 
ways of dealing with bananas, such as burying them 
unripe for several weeks in damp earth, which produces 
a very smelly fermentation called waboul, and mixing 
the pulp of the fruit with the blood of a deer. Eating 
this for the first time was probably the greatest hard 
ship undergone in the course of the expedition, beating 
the ordeal of the Comandante s Fire-water and Cigars by 
a short head. At the risk of offending M*tsamu we very 
firmly refused second helpings. 

The Zambus of the Patuca are polygamous. But 
their polygamy is not the orderly marital pluralism of 
most primitive tribes ; it is little more than sanctioned 
promiscuity* Wedding ceremonies take place four 
times a year, and in these the whole of the tribe takes 
part. Enormous dowries of gold dust and ornaments 

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are prepared and there is feasting and revelry for three 
days, after which there follows a matrimonial General 
Post. The young are married for the first time, and 
only those girls who have proved themselves capable of 
child-bearing are allowed to compete. Among the 
senior members of the village wives are exchanged and 
bought and sold, on the quarterly wedding-days, 
according to the whims of the husbands and the prices 
they are able to pay for their friends wives. And, let 
it be understood, exchange of wives at any other time 
but the four appointed c wedding-days " is regarded as 
extremely immoral. As far as we could see the system 
was satisfactory, and caused no trouble. 

The occurrence of a Zambu wedding-day depends 
upon obscure calculations based upon the movements 
of the moon, which is regarded with a great deal of 
awe and reverence. We could not find out from 
M tsamu exactly what the calculation was ; our sign 
language was limited to expressing the more simple 
functions of life. But it was he who decided, on behalf 
of all the elders of the tribe, when it was time for a 
change. And luckily he saw fit to have one while we 
were with him. 

There is nothing more impressive than the sight of a 
primitive people in a frenzy of ritual ecstasy, a group of 
human beings completely uninhibited and governed by 
instinct free from the warped temper of reason. There 
is nothing ludicrous about the wild natural force that 
moves them, so much stronger than the half-hearted 
passions of civilization, and it is a little frightening. 

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M tsamu not only allowed us to watch the wedding but 
encouraged us, as he said the Zambus would be 
honoured to have us present. When we agreed he 
did his fairly intelligent best to explain the customs and 
rites of his people. 

I think I have already pointed out that both Nigel 
and I, from the point of view of exploration, were 
extremely ignorant and had no scientific knowledge 
whatever. For that reason it is impossible for me to 
set down in orderly fashion those facts about the Zam 
bus and the other tribes we were to meet later, which 
would be of use to ethnographers. The best I can do 
is to give a faithful account of the people as we saw 
them, and hope that among our random observations 
something intelligent will appear. 

When we finished our evening meal with M tsamu the 
village was already deserted and an indistinct rhyth 
mical chanting was in the air, echoing faintly through 
the trees so that it was impossible to tell from which 
side of us it came. As we stepped from M tsamu s hut 
into the circle of the other huts it grew louder, 
lifted, and then faded again into a silence that was only 
broken by the throb of the jungle itself. M tsamu led 
us slowly out of the village picking his way care 
fully over the great roots and vines that crossed the 
path. For twenty minutes or half an hour we made 
our way through the undergrowth with our backs to 
the village and the river, twisting this way and that 
until we had completely lost all sense of direction* 
M tsamu never hesitated although neither Nigel nor I 
could see any trace of a path or trail. Before long the 

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singing started up again and grew continually louder. 
By the time we reached the clearing, where the grass 
had been burned away over about twenty-five square 
yards, it seemed to fill the air completely, but it was 
still hard to tell from which direction the sounds came. 

When we stepped out of the shadow of the trees into 
the ceremonial clearing the chanting died away quickly 
and the Zambus who had been sitting around a large 
fire in the centre rose to their feet and greeted us with 
e Naksaay c naksaa * ! There must have been thirty or 
forty of them altogether, men and women, all from the 
seven huts of the village. M tsamu told us that there 
were no other villages very near at the moment, for 
most of the Zambus were up-country, but that usually 
guests came from other tribes and entered the matri 
monial market. 

The arrival of M*tsamu was obviously the signal for 
the start of the wedding ceremony. We stayed on the 
fringe of the gathering, unnoticed, while he took the 
position of honour in the centre. The fire burned 
fiercely, red flames from the dry Santa Maria wood 
licking up into the night and giving a coppery red 
tinge to the Zambus, They were naked save for the 
skins of tiger-cats and deer, reserved for the more 
solemn ceremonials, which hung around their waists. 
Their black bodies were oiled, muscles shining smooth 
and strong in the firelight. It was the night of the full 
moon, but the sky was oyercast and clouds covered the 
moon. M tsamu held a consultation with the men 
around him in which we gathered that they decided to 
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important part in their ritual. For a long time nothing 
happened, and we saw rows of flat black faces turned 
impassively upward. The silence was broken only by 
the sharp crackling of the fire. We waited. 

After the arrival of M tsamu the Zambus had grown 
much quieter, and there were no more of the wild 
lilting shouts that had carried to us through the jungle 
as we left the village. During the interval of waiting 
for the moon they remained silent, but there was a con 
tinual shuffling of bare feet upon the dry burnt grass, 
and we saw that they were arranging themselves in 
orderly circles around the central fire, women in the 
middle and men surrounding them in two rings. 
Finally they were quiet, and the depth of that expectant 
silence is a thing that I cannot describe. From miles 
around came the occasional noises of the tropical 
jungle, carrying crystal-clear through the hot night air, 
A raucous chatter from a baboon, the grunt of a boar 
and the flapping of heavy wings stood out vividly upon 
the incessant throbbing background croak of frogs and 
insects. The mosquitoes were swarming thick, but 
apparently the oiled bodies of the Zambus were 
immune. 

I do not know how long we stood in silence watching 
the clearing and waiting for the moon to appear. It 
seemed like hours. We stood motionless and quiet, 
occasionally rubbing oil on our faces to keep the insects 
away. M tsamu stood in the centre of the circles next 
to the fire, his face like the others turned to the sky. 

The rift in the clouds came suddenly, and the pale 
rays of the moon broke through, giving a frigid tone to 

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the red lights of the great fire. M tsamu threw his arms 
upward in a gesture of embrace. The men rose to 
their feet and began a wild chant. 

There was nothing Indian in the sound of that song : 
it was pure African. At first it rose and fell slowly in 
a long lament, gradually growing quicker as the full 
disc of the moon appeared, till finally it was quick and 
rhythmical and the men stamped their feet in time as 
they sang. The chant itself was a monotonous theme 
on about four notes, but the words seemed endless. 

From time to time a solo voice broke in with a few 
high-pitched words, then came the chorus again. As 
the song went on it grew faster and more animated, 
and the stolid reserve which is so characteristic of 
Indian tribes gave place to the spontaneity of their 
black blood. Gradually they were working up to a 
frenzy, and from their faces we could see that the men 
were quite oblivious of everything but the song. 
Finally the gentle shuffling of feet became a dance, and 
the two circles moved around the fire in opposite direc 
tions, tossing their heads back and waving their arms. 
The skins of their loin-cloths, dull yellows and browns, 
contrasted vividly with the polished jet of their naked 
muscles. 

During the development of the ritual dance around 
the fire the women sat silent and still, eyes fixed on the 
ground. Like the men they wore loin-doths, and 
above the waist nothing. For the ceremony, M tsamu 
had told us, they were forbidden to wear any kind of 
ornament or decoration. 

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Ing its climax, we began to wonder what was to come. 
M tsamu had told us nothing, beyond the fact that 
wives would be taken and exchanged. The dancing 
and singing were obviously no more than preliminaries. 
As the excitement grew we came forward into the edge 
of the clearing, since we were by now accepted in the 
village and M*tsamu himself had invited us to the 
wedding. 

When the dance was at its height M tsamu threw 
several handfuls of salt on the fire. As the flames 
turned yellow and leaped high into the air, the singing 
ceased suddenly and the men fell panting to the ground. 
Only M*tsamu remained standing, and there was silence. 
He held up his hand. 

c Naksaa, a moia ncto naksaa ? 9 (Greeting, O why do 
you come here ?) In chorus came the answer : 

f Naksaa) a na nyakaa moo 1 9 (Is it not the time of 
the full moon?) 

M tsamu threw another handful of salt upon the fire. 

c Na a nyakaa mao I * (It is the time of the full 
moon !) 

At the end of this ritual of question and answer came 
silence again, then M*tsamu rose to his feet once more 
and made a very long speech of which we understood 
nothing. At first there was general approval, but after 
a few minutes the Zambus grew tired of listening and 
hushed conversations were started all over the clearing. 
By the end of the speech there was a considerable 
chatter, and M tsamu, in common with many distin 
guished old gentlemen in more advanced parts of the 
world, found himself addressing an audience as restless 

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as it was bored. The Zambus were impatient for the 
next part of the ceremony to begin. 

What happened next was very hard to follow, for our 
knowledge of the Zambu dialect was practically nil, 
and such information as we had received from M tsamu 
had been imparted slowly and carefully with frequent 
excursions into sign-language and complicated repre 
sentations made of pebbles and bits of stick. It seemed 
that there was from that moment no order about the 
ceremony. All the men began to shriek and gesticu 
late, holding varying numbers of fingers aloft to indicate 
what they were prepared to sacrifice from their own 
property in exchange for the wife of someone on the 
other side of the circle. It rather reminded one of a 
busy day on the stock exchange, and some of the trans 
actions involved were suitably complicated : for 
instance, a man might be willing to buy another man s 
wife for his own plus a certain stipend, or he might wish 
to get rid of his own wife to some third party to get hold 
of enough salt to buy the bride of his fancy. The 
women, with maidenly modesty, sat in the middle with 
bowed heads. Apparently the Zambu woman has 
nothing to say in the disposition of her affections : but 
one hates to think of what happens to a Zambu who 
does his best to get rid of his wife, only to find that he 
must go back to her because he is short of money ! 
A woman once married cannot be put aside unless a 
new husband is found for her : but there is nothing to 
stop the Zambu man, if he is rich enough, from having 
a dozen wives reserved for himself. Young brides are 
bought for the first time (often at an incredibly early 

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age) by negotiation with their fathers, who adjust their 
prices carefully according to the supply and demand. 
There is almost always a considerable shortage of 
women in any Zambu community. 

The frenzied bartering went on steadily for a long 
time, while M tsamu stood in the centre of the clearing 
looking benevolently patriarchal. He took no active 
part in the market, but occasionally shouted a few 
words to one man or another. There were a great 
many jokes made and a great deal of raucous laughter. 

Little by little, as the men reached satisfactory agree 
ments about their women-folk, couples began to steal 
away from the fire and disappear into the jungle. 
Presently even the disappointed men had made off 
towards the village, and we were left alone with 
M^tsamu. 

There was still apparently work for him to do. In 
the strange vague ritual that is the religion of the Patuca 
Zambus, it is decreed that the ground upon which a 
wedding ceremony takes place is unclean and must be 
purified. It is for that reason that the full-moon-tere- 
monies take place away from the villages, otherwise 
the impurity of the ground might blight the fruits of 
the weddings made upon it. M tsamu scraped the 
ashes from the edge of the fire and scattered them wide 
over the clearing, chanting quietly to himself. He 
went about his business slowly and methodically, 
making sure that ashes had fallen on all the ground 
that had been within the circles. When it was done 
he pulled out his bag of salt and emptied the remains 
of it into the dying embers of the fire. For a few 

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minutes he stood staring into them, still chanting his 
prayer of purification. The ceremony was over, and 
the marriages made that night must last for three more 
months, 

We had plenty of reason to suppose, from what we 
learned during our days with M tsamu, that the Zambus 
took their quarterly weddings very seriously indeed. 
Of religion they had none : but the constant fear of 
evil spirits and hoodoos kept them singularly moral. 
We found it hard, with no means of fluent or accurate 
conversation, to learn much of the nature of their ideas : 
but certainly the African influence in the Zambu blood 
is enough to make them tremendously superstitious. 

M tsamu never mentioned the existence of any kind 
of Good Spirit in his theology : everything he did in 
his capacity as spiritual leader of the community was 
done to keep away bad spirits. 9 Compared to tribes 
we were to come across later on, where the Indian 
blood was the stronger and the legends of the country 
were alive, these Zambus had few ceremonies and fewer 
religious ideas. The greater the proportion of Negro 
blood, the more stupid are the tribes, and the more 
open to purely blind and unreasoning superstition. 
As the Indian influence grew stronger we found the 
natives far more intelligent, and their religions more 
advanced. 

The Zambus had by this time begun to regard us as 
permanent peculiarities and lost some of their inquisi 
tive interest in us. The wedding ceremony we had 
watched from beginning to end without protest or 

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question from them. They seemed pleased to have us 
with them, but it struck us forcibly that they had no idea 
of where we came from, and showed very little curiosity 
on that point. The gifts of salt and tobacco leaf we 
had given them established our bona fides far better than 
the passports and visas of civilization* 



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r T 1 HE ritual of the Negro is joyful, a spontaneous 
-L expression of natural wonder, but the Indian brings 
in a mystic note of superstitious gloom. In the Patuca 
tribes where African blood has been freely mixed with 
Indian stock, the contrast of primitive rejoicing with 
primitive mysticism is very vivid. There is still, after 
several generations of mixture, a continual conflict 
between the traditions and natural tendencies of the 
races. During the wedding ceremony there was little 
sign of Indian influence : the dancing and singing and 
the character of the ritual had been African, showing 
nothing but the spontaneous cheerfulness of the Negro. 
But we were to find that Indian influence was stronger 
in other parts of Zambu life, when black blood fades 
into the background to make way for the obscure 
mystic mythology that is the heritage of the Indians. 
It so happened that on the day following the quarterly 
wedding an old man of the village died, and in the 
funeral rites which we were fortunate enough to attend 
it struck us forcibly that the Negro influence had almost 
entirely disappeared. 

Zambu custom decrees that a man must be buried 
not before the first moonrise after his death and not 
after the second. In the interval no one may enter 

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his hut except to bring fruit and meat for the dead man, 
and provisions are piled high around him* M tsamu 
was at a loss to give us a reason for this custom, and he 
quickly rejected our suggestion that it was in order to 
provide food for the dead on the journey to another 
world. He made us understand, with unusual vehe 
mence, that there was no life beyond the earth, and 
that when one died that was the final end of all things. 
The supply of food seemed to be no more than a mark 
of respect, and we later noticed that there was no non 
sense about burying good food with the body. The 
man s personal property was divided among his neigh 
bours, since he seemed to have no living relations, and 
the provisions that had lain in his hut from the time of 
his death to the time of the burial were soon put to their 
natural uses by the whole community after the cere 
mony. There is practical common sense about the 
superstitions of the Zambu. 

M tsamu was from the first anxious that we should 
accompany the funeral party to the burial ground, and 
seemed a little worried that we might not care to do so. 
He thought that our presence might have some influ 
ence with the evil spirits, which according to Zambu 
belief are automatically invoked by the vital functions 
of birth, life and death. To avoid the evil effects of 
these spirits upon the village, all ceremonies are held at 
some distance : and for many months after a wedding 
or a burial no Zambu will venture near that part of 
the jungle that has been used. The powers of evil are 
collectively known as the Mafia, and are incredibly 
involved and frequently contradictory. But there is no 

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doubt that It is the Mafia who make the Zambus stick 
religiously to their customs and conventions. 

There is no grief at a Zambu funeral. Life and 
Death are natural functions, expected and inevitable. 
Both are regarded with the same philosophical equa 
nimity. The Indian rarely expresses violent emotion, 
and considers it rude to do so. Nothing would be in 
worse taste than to weep for the dead. As M tsamu 
pointed out, with an almost Oriental resignation, only 
the unexpected can be truly a misfortune, so why grieve 
upon the occurrence of a commonplace event that for 
generations has been known to be inevitable? 

A great deal of ritual, however, never fails to accom 
pany a burial, and it is regarded as extremely provoking 
by the Mafia if one does not adhere to certain details. 
A corpse, for instance, must be carried feet first from 
his hut : before the stiffness of death has set in his 
knees must be bent and brought up to his chin, and his 
arms must be folded across his chest. A complicated 
mass of ritual surrounds a burial ; but it is interesting 
to notice, from what M tsamu had told us about the 
Zambu belief in the finality of life, that none of it is 
altruistic. It is performed religiously for the protection 
of those still living. 

At the time appointed by M*tsamu y which was about 
four hours before sundown, the men of the village 
gathered in front of the dead man s hut. The women 
had to stay indoors and out of sight, as for some reason 
they were not allowed to watch the body being carried 
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well away from the village, where the spirits could 
make mischief by themselves without causing any 
trouble. The men stood around the hut with expres 
sionless faces as the four pall-bearers went in with 
the palm-leaf bier. 

When the procession left the village ATtsamu took 
the lead, and after the body came the rest of the men 
in single file, shuffling heavy feet through the grass. 
As the last of the men fell in line, the women began to 
appear in the doors of huts all around the circle, and 
led by the eldest they followed on behind the men. 
Apparently they were to attend the rest of the ceremony 
in spite of not being allowed to watch the departure of 
the corpse from the village. We followed the tail end 
of the procession at a little distance. 

M tsamu led the way on for nearly an hour, twisting 
this way and that through the undergrowth. Like a 
game of follow-my-leader, the rest followed closely in 
his footsteps. Often we could see the long trail of 
black naked bodies snaking through the trees not far 
away from us, but no one diverged from the circuitous 
path chosen by M tsamu. It began to grow dark, and 
as the quick night fell a high-pitched hum in the dis 
tance told us that the mosquitoes were out. The note 
rose steadily until it seemed to fill the air around us, 
and suddenly the swarms were there, humming angrily 
around the greased bodies of the natives. In all the 
weeks that we spent up the Patuca we were never able 
to get used to those sudden furious attacks of mos 
quitoes, although they took place every night as soon 
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the sensation of first hearing that menacing hum, then 
of finding the air thick with swarm after swarm. Dur 
ing the lazy days of travel up the river, we had con 
trived a sort of mosquito-proof headgear to wear at 
times like this, although it was rarely enough that we 
were outside our mosquito-bars after sundown. To 
our broad hat-brims were sewn cheese-cloths which 
hung down round the face like a voluminous veil, tied 
tightly round the neck. Every other inch of our 
bodies was protected, and although long trousers and 
long-sleeved shirts were infernally hot it was well worth 
wearing them. The heat was further increased by the 
heavy snake-gaiters which we wore over our ankles and 
shins when ashore. 

The slow procession marched on in silence. There 
was no moon, for the sky was heavily clouded. Some 
of the men and a few of the women carried burning 
torches to light the way, and now and then we caught 
sight of eyes glinting green in the jungle, as the glare 
startled them. Once a little deer rushed headlong 
across the trail between the women, dazzled and terri 
fied, and went crashing noisily into the undergrowth on 
the other side. There was something about our solemn 
progress, with the red glare of the torches, that was far 
more impressive than the beginning of the wedding 
ceremony with all its rhythmic chanting. Instead of 
an air of expectancy and joy, there was an atmosphere 
of impassive mystery. It seemed as if the Zambus had 
inherited some of the mystic legendry of the ancient 
Mayas and Incas. 

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edge of the savanna, and as the leaders came out of the 
jungle into the tall grass they beat it down with sticks. 
Some of the tropical grasses that grow along the Patuca 
stand higher than a man s head and if the soil happens 
to be good the savanna is as thick as the jungle itself. 
As we left the jungle it became cooler, and a light 
breeze, very unusual at night, began to blow from the 
south, rustling noisily over the grass. We strained 
our ears to catch sounds from the front of the line, but 
the procession moved on in silence. 

We did not halt till the whole file was well clear of 
the jungle and the tall grass surrounded us on all sides. 
Those in front stood fast while the last men and the 
women broke the single line and moved up so that 
they all stood together in a close compact square. 
Nigel and I stood in the shadow of a patch of grass 
that had not been beaten down. 

With much shuffling of feet they arranged them 
selves so that the torch-bearers stood on the outside, 
the rest of the men and women enclosed by them in 
the square. Where M y tsamu was we did not know : 
there seemed now to be no need for leadership, as all 
the movements of the Zambus were carried out in 
orderly silence. The body was in the centre of the 
square, but we could see very little of what went on 
behind the blinding glare of the torches. For some 
minutes they went on shuffling naked feet, and the 
square grew tighter. The torch-light danced on the 
black bodies, now so close that the square was one solid 
mass. After a little while the movement stopped. 
M*tsamis voice broke the silence, bursting out in a 

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high cracked register. We did not understand what it 
was he said : but evidently it was an order rather than 
an oath or a prayer, for the Zambus immediately set to 
a rhythmical stamping of feet. It was not the slow 
shuffle with which they had formed the square, but a 
heavy and regular beating of feet against the earth. 
Gradually we saw that the square was spreading and 
the torch-bearers were being gradually pushed out 
wards. At the time we had no idea of the purpose that 
lay behind this part of the ceremony. Later M tsamu 
explained to us, with some difficulty, that it was to 
destroy the grass around the grave, for at the time of 
burial there must be no growing thing alive that could 
come between the body and the earth ; the dead man 
must go into the ground unhindered and unencum 
bered. For the same reason he is buried naked, and it 
would be regarded as very rash to bury any useful 
object of clothing with him. There is little logicality 
but much common sense in the pattern of Zambu 
superstition. 

When M tsamu judged that the vegetation in the 
funeral clearing had been sufficiently destroyed the 
stamping was stopped and the Zambus sat down in 
circles around him, men outside and women inside as 
at the wedding. The pall-bearers put the body down 
beside M tsamu in the centre. Again there was a long 
silence. 

It may be easy enough to give a faithful description 
of physical events, but to put down on paper one s 
impression of a ceremony in which silence played a 
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wedding was a ritual of real things, this Zambu funeral 
was one of atmosphere and mystery. For the same 
reason it was correspondingly more difficult for us to 
make any mental contact with M tsamu on the subject, 
and it is possible that the ideas we formed are quite 
wrong. The difficulties of discussing theological ques 
tions in a primitive language one does not know are 
hard to imagine. 

When the silence grew tense the Zambus sat around 
as if carved from stone. M tsamu rose to his feet and 
mumbled an incantation which we could not begin 
to catch. From time to time he stopped short and 
there was a pause, as if he was waiting for responses ; 
but the others remained quiet. After some minutes of 
this he sat down again on his haunches, and the four 
who had carried the body came forward from the circle 
of men and drew the bamboo poles from the palm-leaf 
bier. 

The whole ceremony went on in silence and at the 
same slow pace. After a series of signs and passes the 
pall-bearers began to wander about the clearing prod 
ding the dry earth with the sticks : it was necessary to 
find the softest place, where the ground was most will 
ing to receive the dead. Only there would he lie with 
out arousing the powers of darkness. There was some 
discussion about which part really was the most suit 
able, but M tsamu who had the deciding vote chose a 
sandy patch a few yards from where we stood. The 
bamboos were thrust into the earth one at each corner 
of the grave, and the four pall-bearers started digging 
with small trowel-shaped wooden spades. The soil was 

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sandy and dry, and it was not long before a large pit 
was hollowed out. A plain square grave, however, was 
not enough : Zambu custom decrees that a far larger 
and deeper hole must be dug at one side of the actual 
grave, so that the body in fact lies on a ledge in a much 
larger chamber. It took about an hour for this to be 
constructed to the satisfaction of M tsamu, and when it 
was done three women came forward and lined the 
inside with palm leaves. Finally everything was ready : 
nothing remained but the actual burial. 

Since the centre of activity had moved from the 
original position of the body to the newly-dug grave^ 
there followed a renewed shuffling and pushing as the 
Zambus formed circles around the grave. Apparently 
there was something vital about the circles, and I think 
that they kept the evil Mafia inside so that they should 
not escape and harm the village "; but I am not sure 
of their significance, and put that forward very tenta 
tively. It was a point upon which we could reach no 
understanding with M tsamu. 

The shifting of the centre of interest had brought us 
very close, and as the torches were brought to our side 
of the clearing we stood brightly lit up against the 
savanna grass behind. M*isamu had until now ignored 
or forgotten us, in spite of his pressing invitation to 
attend : but seeing us there he came forward and 
motioned to us to sit down near to the grave. This we 
were not particularly anxious to do since we knew 
nothing of their ceremony and did not want to inter 
fere. A burial is a depressing sight at any time and we 
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now it would seem rude to hesitate, for we had been 
offered a place of honour, so we came into the ring and 
sat down on the sand. The Zambus around said 
nothing, and there was no sign of expression on their 
stolid faces. 

It was left to the four men who had carried the body 
to perform the rest of the burial. The mat of woven 
palm leaves, limp without the bamboo poles, was still 
apparently strong enough to bear the dead man s 
weight. They lifted it by the four corners and half- 
carrying, half-dragging it, brought the body across the 
clearing, then lowered it carefully to the ledge at the 
side of the burial-chamber. M tsamu like the rest 
looked on in solemn silence. 

The disappearance of the body below ground was 
the signal for general activity. The audience rose 
stiffly to their feet, for they had been squatting motion 
less in cramped positions for several hours, and M*tsamu 
burst into a long chant, a monotonous high-pitched 
dirge that cut shrilly through the night. After so many 
hours of silence his voice sounded very loud in the 
quiet savanna-land. Baskets of flowers, which had 
been brought from the village by the women-folk, 
were now produced and piled beside the grave. 
M tsamu had explained to us that everyone must throw 
a flower upon the corpse before the roof was constructed 
and the grave finally sealed : but he had not warned 
us that we should be expected to participate in the 
flower throwing. He motioned to us and made ex 
pressive signs, pointing first at the flowers and then 
at the grave. 



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No one can deny that to be unexpectedly called 
upon to take part in a strange burial ceremony in a 
savage country is a trying experience and one apt 
enough to encourage stage fright. Luckily we at least 
knew what was expected. I was nearest so I went first, 
throwing a large orchid accurately on to the dead man s 
chest. Nigel followed me quickly but was less fortun 
ate : his flower missed the body altogether and sailed 
down into the side chamber, which caused a consider 
able sensation. M tsamu looked very shocked, and the 
other Zambu men who were waiting with more flowers 
began to murmur among themselves and there seemed 
to be some doubt as to whether Nigel should be allowed 
a second shot. After standing foolishly on the edge of 
the grave for a moment we retired again to the shadows, 
and the long procession of Zambus began to file past, 
every man and woman droppng a flower till soon 
there was nothing visible of the body. When it was 
done everyone sat down again and returned to sullen 
silence. 

The last part of the burial was the placing of the lid 
upon the funeral chamber. Thfe bamboo poles from 
the bier, which had also served to find the softest place 
where the earth would receive the body, were placed 
horizontally across the top, with shorter bamboos 
across them, so that soon the grave was neatly covered 
by a close network of sticks. When this was done the 
women came forward again with large palm leaves to 
spread : and the whole thing was covered over again 
with loose earth and sand. The funeral was over. A 
Zambu had ceased to exist : and because the ritual 

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had been meticulously performed the evil spirits which 
were aroused by the presence of Death were harmless. 

It is impossible to arrange the superstitions of the 
Patuca Zambus in logical or symmetrical pattern. At 
least Nigel and I were too stupid or too ignorant to do 
so. Their whole philosophy is strangely mixed, and 
the Zambu mind has merged the traditions of three 
races without question or arrangement. A few of their 
customs can be traced among other primitive tribes : 
the habit of folding the limbs of the dead, for instance, 
is almost universal among aborigines, and many 
African tribes have correspond ing ideas about carry 
ing a corpse feet first (or head first) from his hut. 
Supplying a dead man with provisions, I am told, is 
also quite common, but I have yet to hear of another 
people who remove the gifts at the critical moment. 
Let it be understood that the Zambus are very back 
ward, even among wild tribes, far less developed than 
the more intelligent Payas and Secos we were to meet 
higher up the river. The Zambus had no musical 
instruments, no artistic expression of any kind, and 
only the very crudest weapons. Their life is easy ; and 
the country is so rich that nothing ever really arouses 
their interest. Neighbouring tribes are peaceful and 
even timid. The climate quickly dissipates any sort 
of energy, and although the Zambus are so used to 
it they nevertheless feel the full strength of the tropical 
heat and spend most of their days in dignified 
relaxation. As far as we could see they were a very 
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appeared. There was no disease, no question of having 
to work, no food shortage, and no knowledge of other 
things. They lived a quiet life of disinterested apathy. 

Those were full and interesting days that we spent in 
M tsamufs village. We had seen a wedding and a 
funeral,, and as far as we could find out from him the 
Zambus of the lower Patuca have little else in the way 
of ritual. The question of birth he dismissed airily : 
it happened daily and no notice was taken of it by 
anyone. The life of the village was disorderly, quite 
unfettered by custom or politeness. Crime scarcely 
existed for there was nothing to steal that was not free 
for all on the ground or in the trees, and the general 
attitude towards any kind of misbehaviour was a safe 
policy of laissez-faire. Certainly there was no concep 
tion of an offence against the community as a whole. 

We stayed longer than we had intended, but from 
the fuss that was made by M tsamu it was evident that 
he had wanted us to stay far longer. In a country 
where events occur in decades, three days is a minute, 
but we had far to go and were dreadfully short of time. 
The Zambus had entertained us well, and in return we 
had given them quantities of salt, which is the most 
popular commodity, and handfuls of the raw tobacco 
leaf which they love. We promised to stop with them 
again on our way down. 

As we pushed off from the river bank into the swollen 
Patuca the Zambus gathered to stare at us and bid us 
a polite farewell. They were still emotionless, standing 
silent on the sand as we paddled away upstream. 

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Fifty or more pairs of eyes followed us till we were out 
of sight round the next bend. 

Alone again on the river we began to wonder 
whether our good luck would hold farther upstream 
in the hill country. It was too much to expect that 
we should do as well with the Vicentinos and Secos, and 
it seemed a little stupid to waste the opportunities that 
had already appeared among the Zambus. But we 
were determined to reach the highest navigable point 
on the river and as yet we had not gone far. Also there 
was something a little disappointing in the Zambus : 
they were more primitive than we had expected. From 
an ethnographical point of view they might have been 
the most interesting, but we were not scientists, and we 
looked forward to finding tribes that might carry traces 
of ancient Indian civilizations. The Zambus were 
altogether too lifeless and lackadaisical, probably on 
account of the climate along the flat coastal plain. In 
the interior were mountains ; and it seemed probable 
that the tribes there would be more vigorous and less 
swamped with Negro blood. 

For many hot days we paddled and poled our labori 
ous way against the current. It was hard, slow work, 
and at times we had to tack diagonally across the river 
when it was narrow and the stream ran strong. But it 
was more interesting than the earlier reaches, perhaps 
because we rarely had spare time for boredom. We 
were glad to be rid of the infuriating outboard motors, 
and working our way up-river without their clatter 
became quite pleasant. Also we were wiser : we knew 
how to protect ourselves from heat and mosquitoes. 

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On several of the days that followed it is no exaggera 
tion to say that we were comfortable. There was only 
one thing that was a little annoying ; we had no way of 
filtering water, and when we both had to work all day 
there was no nonsense about boiling it. In the pipanto 
that we had lost in collision with the German flat-boat 
there was a pair of elaborate stone filters, but they had 
disappeared with the other things in the boat as it sank. 
Since then neither of us had drunk anything but the 
muddy water of the river, a tepid yellow liquid that 
may not have been particularly dirty but certainly 
looked it. We drank it daily in hurried gallons between 
spells of paddling. There was nothing for it but to 
drink it as it was, and after the first day we forgot the 
prophesies of typhoid and amoebic dysentery that had 
been made for us in Tegucigalpa. During all those 
weeks it did us no harm. 



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"TXURING the next days we saw snatches of tribes, 
-L brief glimpses of black skins in the jungle and dug 
out canoes hurriedly dragged from the water. Along 
the bank there were frequent signs of winter villages. 
But we did not linger ; this was still Zambu territory 
and whatever we found here would be something of an 
anti-climax after our success with M tsamu. 

There were a few things that stood out in those days. 
In a spirit of destruction I shot an alligator neatly 
through the head with my thirty-eight from a distance 
of some twenty yards, probably the luckiest shot that 
has occurred in any country. As a rule we shot nothing 
that we did not eat, but alligators are a sly unpleasant 
people and we had no compunction in killing them 
when we could. Wild turkeys were providentially 
plentiful, and it was rarely that a day passed without 
fresh meat. Unfortunately, a good many were shot 
that were never found, or that fell into the river and 
disappeared downstream. 

Taking a high shot at a covey of Muscovia, Nigel lost 
his balance and very nearly put an end to the expedi 
tion by falling overboard. Luckily he had the presence 
of mind to jump clear without overturning fhepipanto, 
which would have meant the loss of at least a large part 

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of our food and ammunition. The water was shallow 
and standing upright he was well in his depth, but the 
sand underfoot was soft and treacherous. Fortunately 
he had not lost hold of his gun. 

There was nothing of real moment, and we found it 
increasingly hard to keep track of the days as they 
passed. For miles the river was the same, twisting end 
lessly through the jungle. Gradually we left the Zambu 
territories for those of the Payas, who are only very 
slightly lighter in colour. If anything the Payas seemed 
more elusive than the Zambus, and we had great diffi 
culty in coming to close quarters with them. We knew 
that the jungle on both sides of the river was alive, but 
we pushed on upstream without wasting time. The 
river was becoming daily shallower and narrower and 
the thought of the brandy and cigars we had reserved 
to celebrate our arrival at the highest point spurred 
us on. 

But although we had intended to carry on without 
another stop, there came an opportunity that was too 
good to miss. All along the Patuca the river banks are 
broken by little creeks, usually very shallow and over 
grown, which lead off on each side. In these we some 
times tied up for the night, as they were well protected 
and the river itself became very rocky and rough. 
Some five or six days after leaving M tsamu we came 
upon a creek in the left bank, wider than most and 
apparently quite deep, so we paddled into it and pre 
pared for the night. The jungle was thick on both 
sides, almost meeting overhead, and only a narrow 
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the blue faded into a star-flecked black. The creek was 
larger than most of those we had passed, and from its 
width gave the impression that it led to something more 
than the stagnant sandy pools of the jungle. We settled 
down fitfully for a hot night. There was not a breath 
of air and the mosquitoes were in full spite. It was 
impossible to sleep, so we lay in the boat talking and 
smoking strong native cigars. 

It must have been about midnight when we first 
caught sight of a reddish glow in the sky shining faintly 
over the jungle, far down the creek away from the river. 
We stared at it in wonder. The Patuca Indians make 
bonfires only upon ceremonial occasions and the fire 
that could turn the whole sky red above the high black 
line of the trees must be enormous. The jungle is con 
stantly dank and sodden in Central America so that 
forest fires are almost unknown. We packed our things 
away hurriedly and started to pole slowly up the creek 
by the rHm light of a small and uncertain torch. It 
was infuriatingly slow. We made hesitant and dodder 
ing progress with our flickering light and three minutes 
rarely passed without hitting a bank of sand or a lurk 
ing rock. It was a nightmare journey, but we were 
determined to satisfy our curiosity. As we made our 
way along the creek the light of the fires grew brighter, 
and in places where the top of the jungle was thin it 
shone through in a strip of vivid red lace. The black 
walls of vegetation on either side of us were alive with 
the indescribable noises of the tropical night, the con 
stant beating croak of animal and insect life, but as we 
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was added to the voices of the jungle. It was a long 
time before we could isolate it. It rose and fell alter 
nately, and sometimes reached us in a sudden burst as 
we rounded a bend. Sometimes it rose to the pitch of 
a song, sometimes it fell to a heavy mumble, and as 
we made our tortuous way along the creek it grew 
gradually louder till the air was filled with it and 
the throbbing of the jungle fell into the background. 

After three and a half hours poling upstream the 
singing was louder than ever and there was no sign that 
the fires were dying out. We beached the pipanto and 
tied it up, covering it over lightly with leaves and sticks 
to hide it from stray Indians. To make a way through 
the jungle was hard enough but probably less tiresome 
than poling the heavy boat up a shallow and rocky 
creek. We took a sack of tobacco and another of salt, 
buckled on our revolvers and struck a line towards the 
light. 

At first we could not make out what was happening. 
There were far more Indians than we had expected, 
and they stood in a rough semicircle around what 
appeared to be a large flat clearing. But after a minute 
or two, when our eyes were accustomed to the glare, we 
saw what it was : the creek had doubled around in a 
sharp left bend and suddenly widened out into a small 
circular lake. Along the edges of the lake, on the far 
side, were the Indians standing in crowded rows on the 
sand. Behind them there was a clear space where 
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the clearing burnt the great fire whose glow we had 
seen from the Patuca. It was an enormous pyre, 
bigger than all the bonfires of Guy Fawkes* Day, and 
it burned with a fierce crackling that echoed sharply 
across the water. Red spits of flame leaped upwards 
into the darkness as the Indians added fuel to the blaze. 
They stood heavily in sullen rows, and only their high 
voices occasionally raised in song told us that there was 
something unusual in this ceremony. The naked bodies 
glowed red and bronze in the flickering light. It was 
a weird sight and it struck us at once that there was 
present the same atmosphere of suspense and significant 
silence that we had found at the Zambu funeral farther 
down-river. 

The Indians were so numerous, and the difficulty of 
making our way across the lake in a dignified manner 
was so great that we decided to stay where we were, 
comfortably hidden in the jungle on the far side of the 
water. We did not want to frighten them or disorgan 
ize the ceremony, and we were not too sure what kind 
of reception we should get. We came forward to the 
sandy fringe of the lake and watched them. 

It was hard to follow what was happening across the 
lake. There was little order and no leader and none 
of the sounds that reached us were familiar. These 
were Indians, and only the faintest traces of Negro 
blood could be seen. There was nothing African in 
their solemn chanting. It was pure Indian, ancient 
and mysterious. There was no dancing, no celebra 
tion, no fantastic masks and head-dresses, but only an 
endless beating incantation. It was impossible to guess 

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the significance of the ceremony. For all we could tell 
it might be a funeral, a wedding, or some fantastic in 
vocation to the gods of harvest. Their high-pitched 
voices chanted on without emotion or expression. 
Until early morning, when the first pale rays of dawn 
broke through the jungle, they continued their solemn 
hymn and we watched in silence from the other side 
of the lake; As the eastern sky turned to an angry red 
the fires died away and the Indians turned and made 
off into the jungle. 

When the far side of the water was deserted and the 
fires fell to flickering embers Nigel and I waded across 
through the thick mud of the creek to examine the 
ground. There was nothing to tell us the nature of the 
ritual ; no graves had been dug, and the sand had 
been disturbed only by the heavy tramping of feet. 
No sign of life remained except the smouldering 
fires. 

As the day broke we made our way back again to 
the boat and slept for three fitful hours in the com 
parative cool of early morning. 

When we woke up again there was some question 
about what should be done. The scene that had kept 
us from sleep the night before had fascinated us and it 
seemed stupid to go on up the Patuca without finding 
out more about the Payas. They were obviously dif 
ferent enough from the Zambus to justify investigation, 
but on the other hand time was getting extremely short 
and we were far behind schedule. It was impossible 
to tell how far into the jungle we should have to go to 
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M?tsamu?s people their ceremony would have taken 
place some way from where they lived. Finally, with 
typical indecision, we drifted back into the main Patuca 
and poled slowly upstream close in to the left bank. If 
we saw no more of the Indians, we would go on : but 
if, as seemed probable from the fact that they had made 
off on a line parallel to the river, we saw signs of them, 
we would stop and try to make friends. 

In the evening we found the village, a ring of palm- 
leaf huts standing close to the water s edge. As we 
drew up to the sand the Indians came running from 
their huts and clustered around our boat. 



The Payas, I t^^Ic I have already said, are rather 
lighter in colour than the Zambus of the coast and the 
lower waters of the Patuca. They are the second stage 
in the varying Indian-Negro ratio which can be seen 
throughout Mosquitia. The powerful black blood of 
Caribs and fugitive African slaves from Jamaica and 
the West Indian Islands has penetrated to some extent 
but has still left much of the Indian intact. As the 
years go on, we learned, the Payas grow gradually 
darker, for the coast Negroes are innumerable and pro 
lific. But there is still enough Indian in the Payas to 
make them silent and to give them that false expression 
of sullen bad-temper which is so characteristically 
Indian. They are quicker-minded than the Zambus, 
but for this, apparently, physique has been sacrificed, 
and many of those we saw in that first village were 
obviously consumptive. Like the Zambus they are 
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ing weapons. Life is easy enough in the Mosquito 
jungle, and the climate does much to discourage any 
kind of violent activity such as attacking the tribes of 
neighbouring territories. 

Their lives are bound up and ordered by a great mass 
of complicated Indian legendry which we could only 
begin to understand. We found them much shyer and 
more timid than the Zambus, although they accepted 
our presence without any fuss. Oddly enough, al 
though their lands were farther up-country than those 
of the Zambus, they were already slightly familiar with 
the phenomenon of white men, for some ten years be 
fore two prospectors had lost their way (very badly) 
while travelling in Nicaragua, and had found them 
selves wandering in the Mosquito territory. There 
seemed to be no central patriarch like M tsamu to take 
the lead in tribal affairs, and there was no one among 
them particularly anxious to explain things to us. We 
got the impression that we were accepted but not 
encouraged* 

The dialect of the Payas is incomprehensible, and not 
apparently related to any other known tongue. Among 
the people of the lower waters a few distorted English 
words can be heard and there is also a smattering of 
Spanish, but above Bratislqya there is nothing but the 
staccato vowel-less dialect of the Indians. .Their vocab 
ulary is small and to the point, for their ideas are few 
and simple and they never waste time and energy (or 
rather energy, for that is scarce and in Mosquitia there 
is always plenty of time) in talking unless there is some 
thing of immediate moment to say. The Pay a uses one 

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set of words when speaking to a man and a completely 
different one when speaking to a woman, which con 
siderably complicates the question of language ; but 
women are regarded as very unimportant and while 
we were there it was rarely found necessary for anyone 
to speak to the women-folk, who outnumber the men 
by about two to one. 

The Payas believe in two Gods who are in eternal 
conflict to control the destiny of mankind. Unfortun 
ate events, such as floods and hurricanes and babies 
being eaten by alligators, are blamed alternatively upon 
the unusual activity of the Bad God or the laxity of the 
Good God. It is left to the medicine man, called the 
Suquia, to decide which cause lies at the root of the evil 
and to prescribe appropriate remedies by feasting, 
revelry or prayer. The Suquia is the chief figure in 
the village : he is judge and doctor and almost king. 
Each village is led by a Suquia, and we noticed that 
although the general body of natives were well disposed 
towards us and usually rather inquisitive about our 
affairs, the medicine men were inclined to be a little 
cool in their welcome. Their leadership is founded on 
a prestige of mystery, and they are supposed to under 
stand those things which are hidden from the rest of the 
tribe. The presence of white men, with strange tricks 
of noise and fire, was a menace to them, for although 
we did not seriously rival their power we could not help 
demonstrating that the Suquia were not omniscient. 
They looked at us with an air of rather hurt and 
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the provident deity is to be pleased, an atmosphere of 
revelry is obviously statable ; and every Paya Indian 
knows that if a ceremony is directed towards the Gods 
of Evil there is no hope of placating them anyway, and 
one might just as well drown one s sorrows in strong 
drink. An abundance of liquor is brewed as a pre 
liminary to all religious functions, from yucca and 
oranges and cassave. It is a particularly powerful 
drink, spiced and fermented, and in the damp heat of 
the tropics it takes very little to set the party going. 

The Powers of Darkness are called the Mafia, and are 
shared with the theology of the Zambus. Their paci 
fication, frequently necessary, provides a reason and 
excuse for the wildest orgies. We could not begin to 
understand the significance of all the phases in the cere 
mony, since our position among the Payas was insecure 
and we could not make any efficient lingual compro 
mise. But we could watch, and the significance of part 
of the ritual was easy enough to follow. 

The Payas show originality in holding certain cere 
monies at midday instead of in the middle of the mos 
quito-infested night. Usually Indians prefer darkness 
for the functions of their religion, for it adds a mysteri 
ous and sinister note which they love, after the manner 
of children who are frightened of the dark and rather 
enjoy it ; but the Payas are for some reason (probably 
their lighter skin) more susceptible to mosquito-bites 
than the Zambus, and they choose the full burning heat 
of noon as the lesser evil. 

The placation of Evil Spirits is a long business. The 
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zenith, but for days beforehand the womenfolk are en 
gaged in brewing and distilling potent concoctions 
designed to help the spirits on their way. Fruits and 
berries, herbs and roots are brought from the depths 
of the jungle and for thirty-six or forty-eight hours on 
end there is a constant boiling and stirring of pots. 
The production of liquor is the monopoly of women : 
and my suggestion that men might engage in this task 
was met with great scorn and disdain. They stand 
around in happy circles expectantly sniffing fumes from 
the cauldrons as their wives go about the work. But 
when the time comes for the ceremony to begin, as we 
were to see, the women are sent quietly home and are 
even forbidden to taste the drinks they have mixed. It 
is typical of the Indian division of labour, and the 
Payas in particular prefer bachelor parties. 

The first part of the ceremony is drawn out intermin 
ably to make sure that those participating are properly 
thirsty. Since the object of the affair is to please the 
Mafia, there is no need to move away from the village, 
which is not unduly afflicted by the presence of 
the Powers of Darkness when they are in a good 
temper. 

Nigel and I sat in a hut at the edge of the village 
circle. Above us the heavy roof, bamboo and thatched 
palm leaves, was alive with the rustlings of great beetles 
and fantastic spiders. As the ceremony began, a little 
red snake dropped to the floor and slid away into the 
tall grass. 

The centre of interest was the middle of the clearing, 

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where the Suquia had been preparing the ground for 
the festival. The liquor which the women had been 
making during the last few days was placed there in 
large earthenware pots, and each pot was surrounded 
by a pen of bamboo stakes, brightly painted and care 
fully sharpened. These sticks must have had a sym 
bolical importance in the ritual, perhaps showing that 
the Chicha liquor was reserved for the Gods ; for they 
were very light, and had not the Indians reverence for 
the ritual been so strong, they would have provided very 
poor protection. There were seven bamboo pens alto 
gether, each one enclosing some eight or nine square 
feet of sandy earth. Of the womenfolk there was no 
sign : they had gone off, according to their custom, 
several miles away into the jungle, where they had to 
stay until the pacification of the evil spirits was over. 

In eager expectancy the men stood around just in 
side the line of the huts. The Suquia stood in the ring 
near to the bamboo pens, an old bent man with a large 
stomach and a cascade of kinky white curls falling over 
his ears. From the far side there arose, suddenly, an 
irregular insistent beating which brought silence upon 
the Indians. We could see the drummers, three young 
boys sitting cross-legged on the ground anci pounding 
their staccato music upon small deerskin drums. For 
a number of endless minutes there was complete silence, 
broken only by the drums. Once again there came to 
us, vividly, that impression of ominous and expectant 
silence while the Payas stood as if carved from rock, 
faces blank and expressionless. 

Gradually the pace of the drums grew faster and 

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faster, and a shrill wail arose from a chorus of bamboo 
whistles that had joined the drummers. There was 
nothing melodious about that sound, and it rarely hap 
pened that the notes of the whistles combined with any 
thing approaching harmony, but the effect of the whole 
scene and the music was one of pregnant mystery. It 
typified all the blind grotesque power of ancient 
savagery. 

The tempo rose from pace to pace till it reached a 
fanatic frenzy and the drummer boys were throwing 
arms and legs about in frantic ecstasy. But the circle 
of men remained dumb and motionless : for it is con 
sidered very bad taste for an Indian to show emotion 
of any kind except on certain occasions, and the time 
had not yet come for them to abandon the carefully 
cultivated composure of their race for the free expres 
sion of instinct. As the music reached a discordant 
fever-pitch the old Suquia stepped forward and held up 
his hand. Immediately the drums and whistles stopped 
short in their climax. We wiped the miming perspira 
tion from our eyes and waited* 

I have no idea what it was that the old man said to 
his tribe. In a high cracked voice he spoke for several 
minutes, apparently addressing the assembly and not 
the spirits. He spoke slowly and without excitement, 
and his words seemed to arouse no interest in the con 
gregation. It was probably a fixed formula, part of 
the prescribed ritual for the occasion. He stopped 
abruptly. 

Following upon the Suqidcts speech there was relaxa 
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and began to chatter among themselves. They were 
still standing without cover under the full searing heat 
of summer sun. 

After a short while the drums began again without 
warning, in a slow heavy beat. But now the atmo 
sphere, in a flash, had changed : there was talking and 
shouting, and the men began to stamp their bare feet 
in time with the drumming. They laughed and occa 
sionally raised their voices in high Indian falsetto. 
Soon the boys with the whistles joined the drums again 
and the circle started to move around, stamping and 
shuffling, in slow rhythm. From that moment it 
seemed as if the first part of the ritual was to be repeated, 
with the difference that reserve and dignity were for 
gotten. As the men dropped their solemn Indian masks 
their Negro blood came to the surface and they let 
themselves go in wild abandon. The music grew faster 
again and the circle danced around in a fierce fandango, 
naked bodies running wet in the sun. 

It was a very long time before the climax was reached, 
and only the strength of ecstasy kept many of the men 
from collapse. Finally the music stopped short and 
there was a sudden heavy quiet. The Indians fell to 
the ground exhausted and panting. 

Now came what was obviously the most important 
part of the ceremony. Until that moment there had 
been nothing to distinguish it from countless other 
affairs intended for various purposes : now the atten 
tions of the Suquia were directed towards the Mafia. 
Purpose had appeared in the ritual. The Indians be 
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the circle. Again there was a long pause in which 
nothing happened. 

We had thought, at the beginning of the ceremony, 
that all the huts were empty and that the women and 
small children were well away in the jungle where they 
could not prejudice the Suquicfs efforts at appeasing the 
spite of evil spirits, but this was not quite true. During 
the pause that had followed the last stages of the ritual 
dance, several women had been brought from one of 
the huts. As they were led into the clearing we saw 
that they were blindfolded, and were all strikingly thin, 
which is remarkable in Mosquitia where the Indian 
women nearly always run to fat. The thinness of these 
women would have been noticeable anywhere : they 
wore no clothes and their ribs stood out like fish-bones. 
The Suquia took them and led them to the bamboo pens. 
With much mumbling and incantation they were 
arranged so that there was one thin woman in each 
square. Once inside the protection of the stakes they 
took the bandages from their eyes and stood blinking 
in the dazzling sunlight. 

At the time we had no idea what part the women 
were to play in the pacification of the Mafia, and it was 
not till considerably later that we found out ; but from 
the reader s point of view it will perhaps be best if I 
explain their presence before going on to describe what 
followed. They were mediums, who could establish 
contact with the Evil Spirits and pass their wishes on 
to the Suquia. Why thin women in particular were 
chosen we could not find out, but it seemed that ex 
treme thinness was connected in the Paya mind with 

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chastity and virtue, and that the women were hence 
able to know things that were hidden from the others 
of the tribe, and even from the Suquia himself. 

The mediums squatted on their haunches and the 
drum-and-whistle band started up again. The men sat 
around staring at the thin women. Their communion 
with the spirits was about to begin. 

This time the music lingered for a long time in a slow 
tempo , the women rising and gyrating in time to the rhyth 
mical drum beats. Every now and then they stretched 
their arms aloft in supplication and occasionally a voice 
was raised, high and thin like the wails of the Shee, as 
contact was made with the Mafia. The medicine man 
stood watching intently and at his signal the circle of 
men rose again and closed in, stamping and clapping 
their hands to the music. After ten or fifteen minutes 
the thin women began to shriek questions above the din, 
questions of importance to the tribe and concerning 
calamities and misfortunes which were in store for 
them. When would the river rise again ? and when 
would the great winds (the hurricane season) blow 
again ? As the ceremony went on the questions came 
faster and some were repeated several dozen times. 
Meanwhile the drums had quickened pace again, and 
the men were swaying back and forth in a close ring. 
The mediums, who had at first gyrated slowly in their 
squares, now whirled furiously and threw their scrawny 
limbs around in incredible contortions. It could hardly 
be called a dance, for there was nothing of rhythm or 
grace in their steps : but it was very fast, a fantastic 
ritual of acrobatic frenzy. Their eyes stood out in 

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ecstatic fervour and as the music approached its third 
climax they too were on the point of collapse in the 
fierce heat. The sun beat down steadily, a burning 
golden ring in the sky. 

The third climax was the last. At the Suquicfs word 
the drums and flutes were silent, suddenly and finally. 
The thin women stepped from their wooden pens and 
gathered around him, and he led them off together into 
the jungle, where they would make their report to him 
and give him the messages from the evil spirits. 

The departure of the Suquia was the signal for the 
more festive part of the celebration to begin. Instead 
of falling to the ground as before, the men stood expect 
antly in a close ring, edging towards the bamboo stakes, 
and as the old man stepped out of the circle they surged 
forward in an eager wave. The pens were trampled 
underfoot and the earthen jars of Ctdcha were emptied 
down parched black throats. The effect of that fiery 
liquid upon men who had been dancing for hours in 
the full heat of a mid-summer tropical sun must have 
been terrible, but it was poured down like so much cold 
water and an enormous quantity had been prepared. 
The formal part of the ceremony was over. 

Later we made friends with the Suquia. We gave him 
matches, and half a bottle of Fruit Salts (an impressive 
fountain of magic) and a leather belt, and he tried to 
explain to us about the Mafia. 

The Mafia are nothing more nor less than the Devil, 
except that they are expressed in the plural. They are 
of indefinite and infinite number, a co-operative society 

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of mischief-makers who are eternally at war with the 
corresponding Powers of Goodness. In strength and 
number the two sides are approximately equal, and the 
world (or at least the Mosquito Coast) is their chess 
board. But since the Gods are equally divided into 
those who are Good and those who are Bad, it is obvi 
ous that Man, who is admitted to have a will of his 
own, holds the balance of power and can influence his 
fate not inconsiderably by its judicious use. We sat 
talking to the Suquia while the Indians drank the bowls 
ofChicha. As it took possession of their senses the noise 
grew and from the jungle all around us came wild 
shrieks. Their Indian reserve disappeared, and for the 
rest of the day and all through the following night there 
was a drunken uproar around the village. Occasion 
ally the drums took up their beat, no longer close at 
hand but off in the bush, where their note was menac 
ing and compelling. The Suquia left us sitting alone, 
and all through the night we sat in the hut listening 
to the wild voices of the Payas in the jungle as they 
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TZOCAL 

HHHE Payas had performed so well for us on the 
JL previous day and through that wild night, that 
when dawn broke we were not anxious to leave them. 
They did not welcome us ; but they were tolerant. 
On the following morning there were few signs of life 
and Nigel and I were tired from our watching. We 
decided not to push on up-river but to sleep a few hours 
and investigate the village. As the women came out in 
ones and twos we stumbled down to the river-bank and 
the boat. We had been tired even the day before, and 
we slept all through that day and the following night. 
When we approached the Payas again they were more 
responsive. We had watched and even taken part in 
their ritual ; we were friends. The medicine man who 
had led the ceremony took us up to the village and 
offered us a meal, the first we had had in over thirty-six 
hours. Well before the sun reached its hot zenith we 
were squatting in a circle in his hut for lunch. It was 
an enormous meal. There were alligator pears and 
papaya, venison and malanga plantains, all laid out in 
order upon great filigree leaves of Yucca, and to drink 
we had cassave wine, strong and bitter. The medicine 
man was called Tzocd or its equivalent. He was an 
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rings of hair, very unusual for an Indian. He ate in 
silence and we followed his example. The meal lasted 
for a very long time. When the last of the fruit had 
disappeared his women-folk, flat-footed slatterns with 
drooping breasts, came in from the neighbouring hut 
and cleared the sandy floor. 

I had brought a handful of black Honduran cigars 
from the boat and we showed them to Tzocal. He had 
never seen tobacco in that form, but only in the raw 
leaf which the Payas grow for their pipes. We lit them 
and his joy was tremendous. He sat on his haunches 
and puffed steadily, without a word or a pause for 
breath, until the hut was filled with the peculiar 
greenish smoke that emanates from Honduran puros y 
and there was nothing left but a sizzling black stub. 
Reluctantly he threw it away as it began to burn his 
fingers. He rose to his feet and danced with joy, plead 
ing for more cigars. Clearly this was an opportunity 
to learn all we wanted of the Payas. We told him that 
he could have plenty more if he would answer our 
questions and try to understand what we wanted. It 
must be remembered * that with these people our 
language difficulty was enormous : the only common 
ground was the smattering of Zambu we had picked up. 
Apart from that we could do no more than make signs, 
weird elaborate devices which frequently conveyed 
erratic meanings. It was a game of patience and 
ingenuity and intuition, but it was never very accurate. 
I have no right to put down the facts that we gathered 
as relevant pieces of tribal ethnography, because nine 
sentences out of every ten are founded on guesswork. 

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For all we know Traced may have been doing no more 
than tell us Paya bed-time stories or a series of local 
jokes. But these are the things we understood and 
deduced from what he said. 

The native medicine man is not so much a physician 
as a sorcerer. He deals in magic more than in drugs, 
and among the Payas it is regarded as rather ludicrous 
to put one s faith in the natural properties of barks and 
herbs. Most medicine men have but one drug, a monu 
mentally powerful purge which is prescribed for any 
illness that is obviously too unromantic to be caused by 
the persecutions of the Mafia. I think I am right in 
saying that this panacea, brewed from the bark of a 
tree, is the only piece of materia medica in use at all. 
Other more serious complaints are dealt with and driven 
out by magical amulets and charms, and mystic incanta 
tions. The faith of the Paya is in the spirit and not in 
the flesh. But disease is rare, as a variable reason for 
ill-health : there is one disease only, tuberculosis. To 
an unskilled eye it seemed probable that three out of 
every ten Payas were consumptive. Tuberculosis is . 
regarded more as an unfortunate event than a disease 
and there are a great many charms to keep it away. 
Very few Payas are rash enough to go without a deer s 
tooth hidden somewhere about them to protect their 
lungs* There are charms against fevers and charms 
against snake-bites and charms against the dangers of 
the alligators that swarm in the river, for these are the 
common perils of life in Mosquitia, and are thought to 
be the chief weapons of the Mafia* 

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ous and common, yet the natives take very few pre 
cautions against them. They go barefooted through 
the jungle, relying only on their own quickness to avoid 
snakes and dangerous spiders. A great many of them 
die every year from bites. 

When we were ashore we always wore thick boots and 
leather gaiters which protected us well. The dangers 
of snakes are apt to be overrated by people who have 
not lived among them, and it is not usually realized that 
most snakes will move away as quickly as possible when 
they hear someone coming. They are chiefly danger 
ous when startled, and it is asking for trouble to step 
clumsily over a fallen log without first beating around 
it with a stick. Snakes only strike downwards so that 
the most exposed part of one s foot is the top of the 
instep ; the other parts of the leg can usually receive 
only a glancing blow, which is effectively averted by an 
ordinary thickness of leather. 

The most deadly central American snake is the Rabo 
de Hueso or bonetail, more commonly known as the Fer 
de Lance, a thin snake that grows to as much as five 
feet in length without being any thicker than a man s 
finger. The Fer de Lance is lightning quick and fre 
quently fatal. Commoner than the Fer de Lance but 
almost as deadly is the Coralito, a tiny snake, vivid red 
with black rings. 

The Payas ascribe magical properties to the skin of 
the CoralitOy and many of the women wear them as 
gaudy necklaces around their black necks. A Paya 
who wears a Coralito skin protects himself from other 
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brought out an ancient skin, almost turning to powder, 
with the warning red rings merging dirtily into the 
black. He mumbled to himself, spat on the skin, and 
rubbed first Nigel s forehead and then mine ; now we 
were safe from all poisonous bites, for the CoraKto was 
strongest of all snakes, and its protection shielded us. 
But we did not take off our hot leather leggings. 

Tzocal thought that we came from very far away, 
perhaps even as far as the end of the great river, where 
there was no more land and nothing but an eternity of 
water. He knew of the ocean ; but it had not entered 
his head that there was something beyond the water. 
The end of the river was the end of the world. With a 
lime and an avocado for a planetarium we explained 
about the rotation of sun and earth, and how the land 
from which we came lay on the other side of the globe ; 
he nodded intelligently and stared in wonder, waiting 
for more. But he did not believe us, and made us 
understand that had that been true, we should long ago 
have fallen off. We left it a moot point : to explain 
why one did not fall off the far side of the earth was 
beyond possibility. And in any case I do not think 
either of us really knew. 

From Tzocal we discovered that the Payas are even 
less formal than the Zambus in their marital relations. 
It was hard to find out exactly what family system was 
in use, and we came to the eventual conclusion that 
they followed nothing more binding than a happy 
policy of connubial laissez-faire* The family as such 
did not exist : the smallest unit of community was the 

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village, and the segregation of groups of people into 
various huts was a geographical rather than a social 
division. The medicine man was a benevolent despot 
who settled all questions of communal life, and arranged 
the eugenics of the village. Like many Indian tribes 
the Payas are not highly sexed. To them the problems 
of marriage are unimportant and a little boring. This 
lack of organized family life rather took the wind out of 
our exploratory sails, for it had been firmly impressed 
upon us in England, by learned friends, that this basis 
of the community was all-important, and that even if 
we discovered nothing else we were to investigate the 
family systems of the Mosquito tribes. TzocaVs frank 
revelations at once relieved our minds of a burden and 
left us without an immediate objective for inquisitive- 
ness. As far as relations were concerned the Payas 
were singularly unencumbered ; and those that existed 
were ignored. 

The village, it seemed, was at once the smallest social 
division and the only one of any importance. Al 
though the Payas recognize their tribe, and can dis 
tinguish themselves from Zambus and Vicentinos and 
Secos, this distinction is not really significant as the tribes 
never trespass on neighbouring territories. Inter 
tribal warfare never occurs ; it is much too hot and 
there is, after all, nothing to provide any attractive 
casus belli within the Mosquito preserve. Occasionally 
a Zambu wanders up-country from the lagoons or the 
Tom-Tom Cut-off, or a Vicentino makes his way down 
from the hills. If he arrives in a Paya village he is 
well received and treated with courtesy ; but his wel- 



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come is cool, and almost British in reserve. This 
custom probably accounted for part of the Paya s 
hesitancy in accepting us when we first drew our boat 
up in front of TzocaTs village* They were obviously 
wildly interested in us, but it was contrary to the 
strictest principles of Indian policy and etiquette to 
make a fuss over us. 

Tzocal held the same views upon the subject of death 
and immortality as those we had found among the 
Zambus. Death was final : and beyond it there was 
neither reward nor punishment. He recognized no 
thing as morally wrong, and as far as we could see the 
only act that was unpopular among the Payas was 
murder, which in any case was a very rare event. 
There was no other crime. In TzocaFs village (and I 
believe in all Paya villages) property was communal, 
jointly owned by the members of the village, so that the 
question of theft did not arise. 

It is hard to explain the enormous apathy of the 
Mosquito tribes, that complete lack of incentive to do 
anything, that is part of the tropics. There is an 
abundance of natural foods, plenty of room, and a fierce 
climate that destroys the seeds of energy ; so one lives 
in peaceful inactivity, an almost vegetable existence that 
is disturbed only by the periodical religious ceremonies. 

The Payas are not creative, nor are they artistic. 
The only form of native music is the harsh discordant 
flute-and-drum improvisation which we had heard for 
so many hours on the night of the ceremony. Apart 
from that there were a few songs, bawdy jingles on two 

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or three notes with endless repeated verses, and nothing 
more. Never did we see a stringed instrument of any 
kind. The Payas are naturally silent, and when they 
raise their high voices in song it is always with a rather 
self-conscious air. 

The graphic and plastic arts, too, are almost absent, 
and Tzocal knew of no way of expressing an idea except 
by speech or gesture. Unlike the Guatemaltecan 
Indians, the Mosquito tribes seem to have no creative 
urge. They do not paint, they do not weave or make 
pots, and even wood-carving is rare and utilitarian. It 
seems that in the fusion of Negro and Indian blood 
something of each has disappeared, and the modern 
tribes are left without any of the natural manual cun 
ning of primitive folk. Only in the ecstasy of religion 
or wine can the Payas rise to an expression of feeling, 
and then for a few brief moments one can catch glimpses 
of the primordial instincts of their ancestors, now in a 
rhythmic African beat, now in the dark silence of 
Indian mysticism. 

It is hard to say whether this mental and physical 
apathy comes partly from the fusion of the races or 
whether it is entirely the atavistic effect of generations 
of life in what must be the worst climate in the world. 
In either case it is a pity, for in the local tribes the 
standard of life is at the moment retrogressive, and the 
best features of wild Africa and America are disappear 
ing in a gradual process of absorption by the power of 
the tropical jungle. 

We stayed for another two days and nights with the 

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Payas, resting and washing our clothes, arguing with 
Tzocal and giving away salt and tobacco from our 
diminishing supply. The tribe considered that the ice 
was now broken, perhaps because we had seen them 
when they were thoroughly in wine, and their original 
shyness vanished. For hours on end they sat silently 
around us, staring and wondering. Every day they 
brought us fresh fruit and meat, far more than six men 
could comfortably have eaten. 

Tzocal had an heirloom that had been handed down 
in his village from the days of the Conquistadores, and 
which was their communal pride. In itself it had no 
value to them, but it was an antique and an article of 
reverential awe which gave a certain possessory distinc 
tion to their village. It was a horseshoe, rough cast and 
immensely heavy, with nine square nail-holes set about 
its rim. Tzocal kept it hidden away in a hole under the 
floor of his hut, covered and guarded by an enormous 
flat stone. Not until our last day in the village did he 
dare bring it out : finally pride overcame his discretion. 
We handled it reverently, wondering where it had been 
forged and how it came to be in the Paya territories. 
The old man took it from my hands and scratched at 
the surface with a broken finger-nail. The dull patina 
that covered it came away easily, and the sun s rays 
struck it and brought out a yellow gleam. It was pure 
beaten gold. 

He explained to us that among the Mosquito tribes 
there are a number of these horseshoes, carefully 
guarded and preserved. Although they have no 
intrinsic value, for money does not exist, the appeal of 

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pure gold is recognized anywhere, and the tribes cherish 
their golden horseshoes. We looked at it with renewed 
interest and saw that it was far too large to be worn by a 
native mule. In any case it was no shoe for a working 
animal : it had been cast for the thoroughbred Spanish 
stallion of one of Pizarro s followers. 

Later we followed Tzocal to a stream, some five hours 9 
walk from the village, which was supposed to be par 
ticularly rich in gold deposits. Some of the women 
folk, whose task it was to collect gold, came with us. I 
was anxious to see what method they used to extract the 
metal from the sandy bed of the stream, for although I 
had frequently seen prospectors washing * gold from 
rivers with fine sieves, these Payas had nothing of the 
kind. 

We pushed through the jungle in single file, the old 
man leading at a pace which we could hardly follow. 
Behind us came the women, barefooted and chattering. 
There was no visible trail, but Tzocal never hesitated, 
thrusting vines and grotesque tendrils aside to clear a 
path for us. Compared to our lumbering progress he 
moved almost in silence. 

As we drew away from the Patuca the jungle grew 
thicker and seemed if anything more densely fertile. 
It was not hard to understand the vast power of the 
tropical jungle, and to see the constant warfare existing 
between it and the Mosquito tribes. The incredible 
lavish abundance of vegetation made it impossible to 
make any inroads against it ; cut down a rank weed 
and in a week three new ones had grown up to take its 
place. The clearings made by the Indians for their 

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villages, in which every blade and shoot is burned or 
cut down to the ground, are kept clear of vegetation by 
constant watchfulness throughout the season ; but 
after a village has moved, within three months the jungle 
closes over it again, and there is no sign that the solid 
undergrowth has ever been disturbed. The lavish 
fertility of the Mosquito jungle is one of Nature s most 
enormous extravagances. 

It was very hard to keep up with Tzocal in spite of the 
fact that he had the extra task of clearing the way. 
The earth was never clear underfoot, but always a 
treacherous mass of tangled vines and roots. The old 
man skipped lightly from place to place, twisting his 
lithe black body to avoid thorns and the sharp grasses, 
while we stumbled and tripped in our heavy boots, and 
our shirts were torn to blood-stained shreds. The 
women came a little way behind, keeping pace easily, 
and giggling at our awkwardness. 

When we reached the stream, which was a rocky little 
brook not more than ten or twelve feet across, Nigel and 
I were so worn out that the question of washing gold 
dust from the bed of the stream was for the moment 
forgotten. We threw ourselves down in hot relief and 
bathed in the stream. The thought of having to re 
trace our steps through that maddening jungle was 
intolerable, so we set to discussing ways and means of 
getting back to the Patuca by water. We had started 
from TzocaTs village at dawn : it was now nearly 
eleven o clock, and the heat of the sun was increasing 
every minute. We decided that when it was cooler, 
and the gold-washing operations were concluded, we 

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would walk back to the main river along the bed of 
the stream. Tzocal did not think this was a good idea, 
and respectfully refused to accompany us. None of 
the Payas are fond of water, and a day s quick travel 
through the thickest jungle presents no great difficulty 
to them. Later we found that we should have been 
better advised to follow his example. 

Gold-washing is an incredibly simple operation, a 
matter of patience rather than of skill. The idea is to 
extract, from the sandy bed of a stream, such minute 
particles of gold dust as have been brought from else 
where by the flow of water, and which have become 
very finely mixed with the rocks and sand. Nowadays 
there are more modern processes for the extraction of 
placer gold, such as amalgamation and chlorination ; 
but the ancient method of washing remains simple and 
reliable. 

While we sat with Tzocal on the wet sand, the 
women brought two flat pieces of mahogany from the 
jungle. They roughened the wood with sharp stones, 
making long criss-cross scratches diagonally, then placed 
them in the water, flat side uppermost and facing the 
direction of the current. Under the lower ends they 
propped stones, so that the pieces of wood lay at an 
angle to the surface of the water. Each piece was four 
or five feet long, and the lower end of each was some 
nine or ten inches higher than the upper end, which was 
clear of the water. The apparatus was complete. 

By this time we were mystified. It seemed unlikely 
that finely divided particles of placer gold would collect 

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on flat mahogany troughs* The women stood in front, 
so that their bodies were between the troughs and the 
source of the stream, and bending down in the muddy 
water they began to scoop up handfuls of sand and 
throw them upon the wood. As the stream water ran 
over the mahogany the sand was slowly washed off 
again. It was a slow and laborious process, for they 
used only their hands ; and from time to time the 
clumsy apparatus had to be moved upstream. 

After about an hour s work Nigel and I waded out to 
examine the surface of the mahogany. Clinging to the 
roughened surface and glinting in the sun were tiny 
grains of finely divided gold, a minute deposit evenly 
distributed over the wood. 

We could not wait to see the second stage in the pro 
cess, which was the removal of the gold dust from the 
mahogany, as it was now well after midday and we did 
not know how long we would take to reach the Patuca 
again by wading along the muddy stream-bed. But 
Tzocal explained to us, by cutting off part of a slab and 
giving a practical demonstration, exactly what was to 
be done. When the washing process had gone on for 
long enough the troughs were taken out and left to 
dry in the sun : after this large yucca leaves were 
spread on the ground and the mahogany was scraped 
over them with flat sharp stones. The result was a pile 
of wood shavings lightly coated with gold. These 
shavings were wrapped in the leaves, again left alone 
for another period of thorough desiccation, and then 
opened out flat and exposed to the air on a windy day. 
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there remained only the pure scatterings of gold dust. 
A simple enough process, but one which was laborious 
and rather inefficient. 

Tzocal told us that nowadays the Payas rarely 
bothered to collect gold dust, although in his youth it 
had been a common enough occupation. A few pro 
spectors have wandered through the country and a lot 
of the native hoards have been bought, usually for a 
few handfuls of salt or good tobacco. TzocaFs village 
had never before seen white men, but they had heard 
tales of prospectors and were warned against them ; for 
that reason they had at first been rather on their guard 
with us. 

We left the gold-washing party in the stream and 
started our long trek down to the Patuca, rolling up our 
trousers and hanging our boots and leggings around our 
necks. The current flowed slowly, a sluggish red 
stream with a squelching sandy bottom. All the way 
along there were great rocks and rough boulders, 
carried along by the violence of the swollen waters 
during the hurricane season. It was slow work because 
our feet sank deep into the sand and we had to be con 
tinually rearranging our loads to avoid wetting our 
guns and ammunition, but it was infinitely more 
pleasant than stumbling and lurching through the 
jungle. 

As we drew away from Tzocal and his party the 
stream narrowed gradually and became more irregular, 
twisting this way and that in short rocky curves. We 
were not quite sure whether it joined the Patuca below 
or above the village : but we had a compass and a fairly 

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good idea of our direction at the start. Soon the sun 
began to sink and as it grew cooler we increased our 
pace, to make sure of reaching camp before dusk fell 
and the mosquitoes attacked us. 

That journey seemed endless. For hour after hour 
we dragged ourselves wearily through water and mud, 
sweating and stumbling. It seemed that as we ap 
proached the Patuca the stream twisted continually 
away from it : and we began to wonder whether it ever 
reached the main river at all. By the time it showed 
signs of growing dark we were cursing our preposterous 
self-confidence and wishing that we had gone back with 
Tzocal, however fast his pace. 

As night fell the jungle on either side of us turned 
suddenly solid, massive and black, and there started 
that incredible nocturnal throb of animal voices that 
never failed, after many weeks, to make one stop and 
wonder. Presently we heard the warning hum, high 
pitched and menacing, of the mosquito swarms ; and 
all at once they were upon us, covering face and arms 
and hands. The air was thick and it sounded as if that 
maddening scream had suddenly filled the whole uni 
verse* Frantically we splashed water on our faces, 
which kept them offfor a few seconds, but it was a hope 
less struggle. Our shirts had been torn to ribbons 
during the morning s journey so that the mosquitoes 
covered our bodies too, and every so often we threw our 
things in desperation on the bank and lay down under 
water to rest. The situation was very unpleasant but 
there was nothing for it but to go on, in spite of the 
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before we absorbed enough poison to be dangerous. 
The rest of the journey was a nightmare ; by far the 
most unpleasant part of all our time in Mosquitia. 
We stumbled and fell continually as it grew darker, 
splashing violently through the water and stubbing our 
toes against rocks every few yards. It is impossible to 
describe even a part of that maddening journey, and 
we were particularly infuriated by the knowledge that 
it was entirely our own fault ; through stubborn lazi 
ness we had refused TzocdFs advice. And it served us 
right. 

When we finally reached the Patuca the moon was 
out and the broad surface of the river shone palely 
against the dead black mat of the jungle background. 
We reckoned that the village lay to the east of the 
stream, since we had not passed the mouth on our way 
up the Patuca from the Zambu territories. How far it 
was we could not tell ; and now there was a further 
difficulty, in travelling by night, which we had not fore 
seen. At night the main river is thickly infested with 
alligators. If we were to wade along in the water, as 
we had done in the creek, we should have to run the 
danger of meeting them. Ashore, the vegetation on 
the river bank was black and thick. If we had found 
travel through the undergrowth difficult in the day 
time, it would be considerably more so in the faint 
moonlight. We decided to try the river. 

For a long time we splashed up the Patuca, kicking 
out lazy feet and making as much noise as possible. 
Alligators are easily frightened and usually keep away 
from any disturbance in the water. We carried our 

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revolvers loaded and ready and watched the smooth 
surface of the water for suspicious ripples. Once Nigel 
fired twice at a floating log, drifting slowly in mid 
stream : but that was the nearest approach to an 
alligator that we saw. 

By the time we found the village we were dead-tired. 
Our faces were puffed ancl swollen with bites, our bodies 
were a mass of sores from scratches and the long soaking 
in the water. Both of us were bleeding in a dozen 
places. 

In the village a great fire smouldered and the heavy 
wood smoke kept the mosquitoes at bay. We dragged 
off our sodden filthy clothes and fell at once into dull 
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us to sleep until the late morning, and 
JL when we woke up we were so sore and stiff that it 
was agony to move. Our faces had puffed up into 
purple blotches ; and from the waist we were both 
covered with scars and the swollen lumps of mosquito- 
bites. 

The old man refrained, like a gentleman, from any 
kind of reproof or even a hint of * I told you so/ He 
brought us bowls of soup and some avocado pears, and 
told the women to bring fresh leaves for us to lie on, 
For the rest of the day we stayed in the hut, washing 
ourselves and rubbing vaseline into our scars. From 
time to time the other members of the tribe would peer 
in at us and click their tongues in sympathy. The 
Payas have a great respect for the mosquitoes and 
are never under any circumstances caught out after 
dark. 

In the afternoon there happened the calamity which 
I had feared and expected for several weeks : fever. 
Whether it was brought on by our ridiculous perform 
ance of the day before or not I do not know, but by 
nightfall Nigel had it badly, and was shivering and 
chattering with cold. We had by this time run very 
short of quinine, on account of the losses of supplies 

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farther down the river, and for a fortnight or more we 
had taken our morning doses only irregularly. There 
was fortunately a little left (our only medicament) and 
I fetched it from the pipanto. 

Tzocal had a very violent cure for fever which he 
prescribed for Nigel, but I did not think that the con 
stitution of a mere white man was quite up to it. It 
consisted of giving him a very hot and sudden Turkish 
bath in a wooden case that looked unfortunately like 
an ordinary coffin. Steam was supplied by dropping 
red-hot stones into a trough of water inside the box. 
He was a little offended that I did not trust his medical 
judgment, but I contrived to explain that we were 
made differently from his people and that steam was 
particularly bad for us. Regretfully he carried his 
Turkish bath away. I gave Nigel ten grains of quinine 
and covered him up well. The change in him was 
extraordinary ; his face was white under the tan, deep 
rings appeared under his eyes, and his hands were blue. 
There was nothing I could do but wait until he started 
to sweat. 

For an hour or more Nigel shivered, until the fierce 
sun declined and it began to grow quickly dark. Then, 
suddenly, he was hot and dry, red in the face and 
thirsty. Before long his mind started to wander and 
he rambled on deliriously with the persistent inconse 
quence of fever. Tzocal came in and sat down, still 
mumbling about his steam-bath. Until late at night 
we watched him, and at midnight I gave him another 
five grains of quinine. Soon after that the fever broke. 
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MOSQUITO COAST 

he began to sweat and in two or three minutes he was 
soaked. Six times we dried him, and finally he fell 
into a heavy sleep. 

The next day, contrary to all calculations and the 
habits of nature, it rained ; a great torrential outburst 
that quickly made the river swollen and red* Nigel 
felt well when he woke up, but if the fever of the day 
before was malaria, as we thought, then he was due 
for another in the afternoon. The rain gave us a good 
excuse for not starting off up-river again, as Nigel 
thought that he was quite well and wanted to be off at 
once. But he was still weak, and it would have been 
ridiculous to start immediately. 

It rained all through the night to the accompaniment 
of a violent storm, one of those vast electrical infernos 
that only happen in the tropics. The thunder rolled 
almost continually and kept the Payas awake, shivering 
nervously in their huts. From the door of our own we 
watched the great yellow forks of lightning biting 
through the sky. In the sudden vivid flashes of light 
we caught glimpses of black faces in the doorways of 
the other huts, turned heavenwards and wide-eyed with 
terror. It is extraordinary that none of the Mosquito 
tribes, who live in an area that is regularly swept with 
tropical storms, have ever managed to lose their fear of 
the primitive force of nature. Thunder sends them 
cowering at once to the protection of their grass huts. 
It is the work of the Mafia. 

If the storm kept us awake, it also suppressed the 
mosquitoes, and it was a display that was worth watch 
ing. To someone who knows only the half-hearted 

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claps of temperate thunder, it would be unbelievable ; 
one might as well compare a rock-garden in subur 
ban London with the Mosquito jungle. It lasted 
through the night, and as day broke the rain stopped 
all at once, as if a gigantic tap had been suddenly 
turned. Before long every cloud had gone from the 
sky. 

Nigel had now passed forty-eight hours without a 
return of fever, so we thought that it would be safe to 
move on. 

Tzocal was even more reluctant than ATtsamu had 
been to let us go. A few days, he said, was nothing, 
and what difference could it make ? We could not 
tell to him that in our country time was reckoned 
carefully, and that we must return at a certain 
date. It was beyond us to explain the white man s 
stinginess with time and beyond him to understand 
it, 

A little before eight o clock we packed the few things 
we had left in the boat, took our leave of the Payas, and 
pushed off into the stream. They all came to the 
water s edge, where they stood in a solemn line to watch 
us out of sight. We gave them a few parting presents 
of salt and tobacco. They had already filled our boat 
with fresh fruit and meat ; and paddling hard we left 
them. 

For nine days after leaving the Payas we paddled up 
the Patuca, eating what we could shoot and sleeping 
with considerable comfort in the flat bottom of the boat. 
By this fJTT>^ it seemed easy : we had learned the 

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technique of the river, of sleeping and cooking and 
paddling with the smallest expenditure of energy and 
the greatest effect. It was so infernally hot that our 
energy was a valuable store, to be hoarded and guarded 
as carefully as a miser s gold. We grew to avoid any 
physical movement that was not useful. As the long 
hot days passed, uneventful and unbroken, we became 
sympathetic to the awful apathy of the Indians : we, 
white men of a virile race, felt the deadening effect of 
Mosquitia after a few weeks ; they had known nothing 
else for countless generations. It was a climate and an 
atmosphere that suffocated every desire, that crushed 
every seed of energy. 

Nothing very much happened during that fortnight. 
We travelled much as before, paddling and poling 
and sometimes dragging the heavy boat over rocky 
patches, occasionally shooting alligators, sometimes 
sketching, always watching the black walls of the 
jungle. 

Only once did we try fishing, not to replenish our 
commissariat but for fun. The Patuca is shallow and 
muddy, and such fish as live in it are unclean. With a 
large hook and piece of turkey meat we whiled away 
hours waiting for a bite. Finally it came, nearly 
dragging into the water a case of ammunition to 
which the end of the line was fastened. Nigel seized 
the line and played the fish while I kept the boat 
steady. After a while he dragged it on board ; a 
fresh-water shark, white and unclean. We threw it 
back quickly. 

There was still fortunately plenty of game and we 

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never lacked meat. Our own provisions were nearly 
gone the rice and flour and beans but we were so 
tired of them, after the monotonous diet of the lower 
river, that we did not care. We still had salt and a 
quantity of lard and whenever it was possible we col 
lected fruit. Water we continued to drink, contrary 
to the tenets of medicine and common intelligence, 
straight from the river. 

Oddly enough after leaving the Payas we saw no 
further signs of life in the jungle or on the river, not 
even the flattened patches of ground which marked the 
spots where old villages had stood. It looked almost as 
if we had gone beyond the limits of the Indian territory, 
but both Zambus and Payas had told us vague tales of 
folk who lived higher up the river and spent most of 
their time in the rocky Coldn mountains, where it was 
cooler and the jungle thinned out. Here the rank 
undergrowth of tall grass and vines, great lianas and 
grotesquely stunted trees, was thicker than any we had 
already seen, and we were followed on the bank by an 
eternal chorus of chattering monkeys. There were also 
a great many parrots that screamed in fury as we 
approached, fluttering fantastic feathers. All these 
things in time we took for granted ; and when we went 
ashore we hardly noticed the incredible profusion of 
exotic life. There were lizards, emerald-green and 
enormous ; great bull-frogs and toads in fancy dress ; 
scorpions and spiders from a fit of delirium tremens ; and 
here and there lurked deadly surrealist snakes. With 
familiarity their fascination faded and their dangers 
grew contemptible. Carelessly we stepped over them ? 

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beat them away with sticks or threw stones. We 
lacked the energy to take them seriously. 

On the ninth day we reached the end. The river 
had been narrowing sharply, and now it was too shallow 
to go farther. In front of us lay rocks, thick and large, 
in the form of a long gradual waterfall. To go farther 
by boat was impossible. 

On either side of the river were flat sand-banks that 
separated the water from the jungle. It was an ideal 
place ; and we decided to pitch a camp here and 
from it explore some of the surrounding country. 
With relief we dragged the pipanto up upon the 
sand. 

For so long had we looked forward to reaching this 
place, the Wampu junction, that it was with a curious 
flat feeling of finality that we lay on the ground to rest. 
It was hard to realize that our journey was done, and 
that from now on we should be on the return route. 
During the months of planning at home and the weeks 
of struggle in Honduras and along the coast, our 
imaginations had run riot on the subject of Mosquitia 
and what we would find there ; now we had reached 
the farthest point of the Patuca, and most of the sur 
prises lay behind us. We had had no time to digest the 
things we had learnt. 

From logs and rocks we built a sort of corral on the 
sand in which we could sleep without the danger of 
alligators, and over it we rigged an awning of oilskin 
slung on four poles. Around the whole thing we hung 
two thicknesses of cheese-cloths to keep away sand-flies 

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and mosquitoes. This was to be our base-camp, from 
which we could make short treks into the Gol6n 
mountains. 

For two days we did nothing. The sudden bliss of 
sleeping in comfort and spending the day under shelter 
was too attractive to let the joys of exploration drive us 
out. We rested and mended our clothes, and made 
notes of what we had done. A map of the river took 
up much four time, but it suffered from a good many 
misfortunes and never attained a very high standard of 
accuracy. 

That first night we slept soundly, a better night than 
we had had since leaving Clayton Cookers house on 
Brewer s Lagoon. By the river s edge it was cool and 
the cheese-cloth nets were successful in excluding even 
the most enterprising mosquitoes. Later, however, we 
found that it was something of a fool s paradise. In the 
middle of the third night a heavy scraping noise woke 
us up with a start. Luckily there was a full moon in an 
unbroken sky : otherwise we might not have seen the 
alligator that had waddled up across the flat sand and 
had managed to clamber over one low wall of our camp. 
Almost simultaneously we both shot at him with our 
revolvers, but without luck. He turned, as quick as a 
flash, and did slyly into the water, with a flip of his tail 
that brought our mosquito-netting down with a run. 
Immediately the swarms were upon us again, covering 
every inch of exposed skin as they had done during our 
unfortunate experience near TzocaFs village. We did 
not dare jump into the river ; but the next best thing 
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I lit the Primus. We worked furiously, vainly slapping 
at ourselves and exterminating futile handfuls. Finally 
the fire was going, and they retreated. We repaired the 
net and drove the last mosquitoes from the inside ; but 
it was a troubled night, and neither of us slept much 
more. 

The next day we consolidated our position somewhat 
by building earthworks around the coral and piling all 
our available possessions upon them, and as an addi 
tional precaution we built a fire outside and kept it 
going all through the night. We did not really expect 
further visitations from the river, but sometimes snakes 
have an unpleasant habit of curling up in the folds of 
one s bedclothes at night, to keep warm, and we 
thought that a large fire might act as a deterrent to 
them, or alternatively as a counter-attraction* The 
rest of our nights at the Wampu camp we spent undis 
turbed. 

Our arrival at the highest navigable point of the 
Patuca called for celebration. It was a long delayed 
moment, of which we had despaired more than once. 
Solemnly we brought out the brandy and the cigars that 
had come with us, to our eternal credit, intact from 
Tegucigalpa. It was an odd scene ; Nigel sitting on a 
small wooden crate, I on a petrol drum. We smoked 
a Corona each and drank old brandy from battered 
tin mugs, a dreadful enough affront to any wine. 
In the distance we could hear a chattering baboon, 
and suddenly the shriek of a macaw. A big lizard, 
saffron and emerald green, scuttled across the sand. 
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indelibly and suddenly confirmed our preference for 
civilization. The attractions of a lackadaisical and 
carefree savage Indian life seemed all at once very 
small* 

In the evening, before it was dark, a big alligator slid 
up from the water and lay heavily on the far side of the 
camp. We had been sitting quietly, and he had 
apparently just fed. After a few minutes his long upper 
jaw rose into the air and a little bird flew into his mouth 
to pick the pieces from between his teeth. Fascinated 
we watched this improbable piece of co-operation. 
The bird hopped from place to place, pecking im 
pertinently, and the alligator lay still, green eyes 
half-closed. But there was something so revolting 
about an alligator at close quarters that we wanted 
to drive it away ; perhaps because of the stories the 
Zambus and Payas had told us of children eaten 
alive, and the numbers of missing arms and legs 
we had seen among them. The smell of musk, too, 
which is characteristic of alligators, was strong and 
nauseating. 

It happened that at that moment Nigel was coiling a 
stout rope, which we had once used for towing another 
boat. He made a noose in the end of it, swung it 
around his head, and dropped it neatly over the 
alligator s erect jaw. For a minute there was pande 
monium : the alligator whirled around in fury, pulling 
Nigel forward and against one of the corner posts of the 
camp. The awning came down with a run, covering 
both of us. We were caught fast, ridiculously, under 
a net of tarpaulin and posts, furiously kicking arms and 

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legs about in an effort to get free. The cheese-cloth 
mosquito-bars, which had been rolled up around the 
edge of the tarpaulin, came unfurled and spread them 
selves over the rest of the confusion. It was a fantastic 
situation : we were entangled in a vortex of oilskin and 
cheese-cloth, holding fast to a rope which in turn was 
firmly tied to the upper jaw of an alligator. To our 
relief, however, the strain on the rope increased, and we 
let it run out. When we had struggled out of the camp 
it was still running out, foot after foot, and disappearing 
into the muddy river. We disentangled ourselves too 
late to catch the end ; but we saw it, the thirty-fifth 
foot, sliding across the sand and slipping into the water. 
Alligators are no braver on land than they are in the 
water. 

That night, very late, we had another visitor. I 
woke up at about one o clock to see a pair of eyes, tiny 
and close together, moving silently across the sandy 
floor of the hut. There was full moonlight again, and 
after a minute or so I could make out the shape of a 
little animal almost within arm s length. It was 
smaller than a full-grown cat, and had we not been in 
the tropics I should have guessed that it was a squirrel. 
It moved without noise, suspiciously and timidly. 
With infinite care I worked myself up to a sitting 
position and caught it suddenly by the scruff of the 
neck. It kicked wildly and clawed the air, and let out 
a shrill scream that woke Nigel and made him dive for 
his revolver. We turned on an electric! torch and 
examined it. It was, as I had thought, something like 
a squirrel : later we discovered that it was called a 

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Pezoti. What it would be in English, or if it even has a 
name, I do not know. 

We put it in a large crate for the rest of the night 
and provided it with various assorted foods so that we 
might examine it in the light of day. For a while it 
scratched and whimpered, then there was silence 
and we fell asleep. In the morning the crate was 
empty. 

The next night it was back again, less timid ; we fed 
it well and it retired again to the jungle, but for several 
more nights it visited us for a meal, always arriving 
rather inopportunely at about one in the morning. 
We gave it scraps of anything ; meat and fruit and even 
hard biscuits, all of which seemed equally well accepted. 
Before we broke camp it was quite tame and lived 
happily with us, eating our food and sleeping by the 
fire. 

The Pezoti was obviously a tree-dweller, for it had 
prehensile toes and could jump to an extraordinary 
height. It had a long thick tail, rather after the style 
of a kangaroo ; but as far as we could see this served no 
similarly useful purpose. When we came down-river 
again it followed us faithfully, travelling contentedly in 
the boat. Only when we reached Brauvila creek did 
it leave us again for the jungle. 

Those days at the Wampu camp were pleasant. We 
had no violent work, we were comfortable, and there 
was a feeling of satisfaction at having reached the place 
at all. It was without much enthusiasm that we made 
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river was temperamental and cantankerous, but we had 
mastered it ; the dangers and difficulties of the jungle 
were largely unknown. We toyed idly for a while with 
the idea of following the rocky bed of the Wampu up to 
its source, but the idea was impracticable, for it meant 
going all the way on foot, and in any case we had 
already arranged to meet Robert Trapp farther down 
the river with our fresh supplies, so as to make a portage 
across from Brauvila to the Guarunta river, away to the 
South-east of the Patuca. 

The Honduran jungle according to native rumour is 
plentifully stocked with small jaguars and large tiger- 
cats, but we had so far seen neither. At night it was 
possible every now and again to hear roars which one 
could not connect with baboons or wild boar ; and 
these, we assumed, came from some kind of four-footed, 
animal. While we were at Wampu we made several 
determined efforts to stalk them, without success. We 
were much too noisy in scrambling through the jungle. 
The roars were always in the distance ; and usually 
came from any direction in which we had not been 
going. But although we never managed to find any 
Tigria there were other rewards in the jungle. We did 
our hunting by night, when all the jungle is awake, 
lighting our way with electric headlamps strapped to 
our foreheads. The effect of those thin powerful beams 
was incredible, for the moon had gone and each picked 
out a neat yellow segment from the blackness of the 
jungle. As we went along there were eyes shining from 
the darkness on either side, fascinated and hypnotized 
by the light, just as a bird is hypnotized by the eye of a 

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snake. We could clearly see them, glinting in green or 
reddish pairs, but it was hard to tell what kind of 
animal they belonged to. They stood transfixed until 
we had passed, then there was a brief scuffling in the 
leaves and they were gone. 

The tracks of the Tigria were very plain and fresh 
each day near the camp, and had we taken the trouble 
it would not have been difficult to find them. Strug 
gling through the thick tangle of undergrowth was 
hardly worth while ; and at best they were poor 
game, as we found later on near the Guarunta river. 
There were plenty of deer, which we shot as we re 
quired meat, and occasionally a wild boar. It was 
not good sport, but it was easy to keep ourselves 
alive. 

Our plans for the next fortnight or so were vague, 
nonchalantly left for decision when the time came. 
We had a reasonable margin before our rendez-votis 
with Robert Trapp, and in any case he could quite 
well wait for us at Brauvila. The only factors that 
governed the length of our stay at the Wampu junc 
tion were the supply of ammunition, the necessity 
for returning to England by the end of October, 
and our inclination. Now that we had come so far it 
seemed stupid not to push on for at least a little way 
into the lands of the hill tribes to see what was to be 
found. 

To decide which direction to take was sumore difficult 
problem. The river junction was surrounded, except 
down the Patuca, by tall trees, and one could see 

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nothing of the distant country and the mountains that 
we knew lay to the west and north. Some of the trees 
were not difficult to climb, so we waited till dark and 
I climbed the tallest, to look for the glow of native fires 
in the distance. There was nothing to be seen but the 
dead black of the forest, and over it a mass of stars. 
From the lie of the land I could see that the range of 
the Col6n mountains lay farther to the north than was 
shown on the map. I took a compass bearing, and in 
the morning Nigel climbed the same tree by daylight 
and checked it. The jungle was thicker by the river s 
edge than inland, where it thinned out, and there 
were frequent stretches of tall grass. If we struck 
out towards the Colon mountains the worst part 
of the going would be over in six or seven hours 5 
travel. 

On the following morning, at the crack of dawn, we 
started inland on the compass bearing that we had 
taken from the tall tree. We had built up the camp 
with logs for protection, and had with us ammunition 
and food for about four days. 

After two hours it became hopeless. There was no 
way of keeping to our course in a maze of foliage that 
was so vast and eternally the same, and in places the 
vegetation overhead was so thick as to make it quite 
dark. At the present rate of progress we should never 
reach the dear ground before nightfall, and for two of us 
to sleep unprepared in the heart of the jungle without 
equipment was unthinkable. With relief and regret 
we made our way back on our tracks, following the 
course of broken foliage and occasional blazings with- 

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out difficulty. Our shirts had already been torn to 
shreds and our backs were bleeding. There was no 
hope of getting through this jungle without cutting it 
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THE next day we tried the other alternative ; to 
go up the rocky bed of the Wampu, well out of 
our course, until easier country was reached, and then 
to double back right-handed towards the mountain 
range, where it seemed most likely that tribes were to 
be found. Certainly there were none in this kind of 
jungle. 

Paddling barefooted up the river was easy and even 
pleasant, a rather idyllic journey in which we lazed 
along without having to think of problems more com 
plicated than stubbing our toes against the rocks. It 
was far too shallow for alligators or fresh-water sharks, 
and seemed to be the one continuous and considerable 
patch of Mosquitia in which there lurked no kind of 
poisonous denizen at all. We splashed along in silence, 
collecting scattered thoughts and keeping cool in the 
tepid muddy water. It was the most comfortable 
travelling we had yet done. There was a pleasant iso 
lation from the hot vastness of the jungle. We dragged 
on automatically, without thinking or feeling very 
much. 

It was essential to get through this part of the journey 
before dusk, so we went on steadily without stopping to 
eat, gnawing cold turkey as we walked. For several 

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hours the jungle that walled us in on either side showed 
no sign of growing thinner. Fortunately the Wampu 
was straighter than most of the rivers in Mosquitia, so 
that although it led us in a direction that was far from 
our objective, it did not do so with the devious circum- 
ambulations of the Patuca. 

By about four o clock that afternoon we were clear : 
the jungle broke suddenly into tall undergrowth, then 
into long savanna grass that stood a foot or more above 
our heads. For the first time that day we felt the full 
heat of the sun. In the shade of a tree we stopped to 
reconnoitre and to compare our compass bearings with 
the course of the river. It was hard to guess how far 
we had come. 

Until nearly dusk we pushed on again, beating the 
grass down laboriously. The ideal instrument for this 
is the Honduran machete, a long flat knife with a wooden 
handle, but unfortunately we had none with us now. 
The grass was tough and springy, and most of it was 
sharp enough to tear through our shirts. Finally we 
reached a clearing, a rough patch of barren rocky soil 
where no grass grew. We threw our things down in 
discouraged relief ; this was much harder than we had 
anticipated, and it looked rather as if we should be 
forced to return without finding anything of interest in 
the high land. We were particularly anxious to find 
the tribes of this area, because they are almost pure 
Indian, and the overwhelming power of the Negro 
blood has not yet reached them. That was what we 
had learned from M tsamu and Tzocal. Here, if any 
where, was the untainted ancient stock. 

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The first part of the night was stagnant and hot. 
There was not a breath of moving air, and it seemed 
as if our clearing was sealed tight by the tall grass 
around us. We were enclosed in a small circular space, 
an insignificant little patch in the vastness of the jungle. 
Before midnight a serious calamity occurred : without 
warning the sluices of heaven opened and poured down 
upon us a torrent of heavy sheeting rain. We were 
soaked through before we had time to realize what was 
happening, and for the first few moments it was a cool 
relief from the sultry heat of the night. This kind of 
rain, however, was likely to last till dawn, and there 
was little we could do to protect ourselves. With our 
waterproof sheets we did our best, and spent the rest 
of the night in a squelching semi-bog. It was at least 
cool and with heavy rain falling our mosquito-nets were 
no longer necessary. 

As we had expected, the sky cleared at dawn and the 
torrent stopped as abruptly as it had begun. The 
parched ground underfoot drank the water at once, 
and by noon was again crumbling and dusty. The 
jungle remained sodden and dripping all day. A slight 
breeze sprang up and brought with it a faint smell of 
musk from the river. We sat on the ground despond 
ently, unable to decide what to do. Gutting through 
this grass without proper instruments was agony ; and 
there was no telling how much farther we should have 
to go. Also the question of a fresh supply of water was 
becoming important. 

It was while we were still sitting there in a fit of 
sudden depression that the extraordinary thing hap- 

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pened. There appeared at the edge of the grass, with 
out any audible warning of approach, two small men. 
They were almost the colour of a sun-tanned white man, 
but their faces were fiat, with blank sloe-shaped eyes, 
and they had the characteristically straight blue-black 
hair of the Indian. Nigel and I were taken so much 
off our guard that we did nothing but return their 
wooden stare. It was the last thing we had expected 
to happen while we were still so far from the moun 
tains. Finally we stood up and greeted them with the 
Indian * NaksaaS At once they knelt down, still with 
out any sign of expression on their faces and returned 
our greeting, * Naksaa, naksaa. 9 

Many hours later we reached their village, a large 
Vicentino settlement in the foothills of the Colon range. 
Again we had to start afresh on the language problem, 
for they understood very few of the phrases we had 
picked up among the other tribes. We discovered, and 
I take the risk of general incredulity when I say this, 
that the Vicentinos knew we were on our way towards 
their territory. I do not know how they knew, any 
more than I know how they were able to locate us in 
the jungle, in a tiny clearing which we had reached only 
by chance. Our course since leaving the Wampu had 
been purely arbitrary, and there was no question of fol 
lowing a trail. When we understood that they were 
asking us to go to their village, we went gladly, walking 
easily in the path which they cleared for us. 

The Vicentino village was larger, cleaner and better 
built than those of the river folk. It stood on rocky 

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ground, substantial and well spread out. From the 
first moment the Vicentinos seemed superior to Zambus 
and Payas. As we came into the neat circle of houses 
they ran up to us and gathered around, curious but dig 
nified. They were little men, not up to our shoulders, 
but they were quick and agile, and seemed to have 
escaped some of the apathetic indolence of Mosquitia. 
The climate in which they lived was better, since it 
was nearer the hills ; and they had not yet been con 
taminated with the sluggishness of Negro blood. In that 
first moment as we stood by their village it was impos 
sible to see any of the signs of mixed race that were so 
obvious among the Zambus. Their lips were fine and 
tightly drawn, and every head of hair was jet black and 
straight. The menfolk had gathered together to face 
us in a body. If we had been unaccustomed to Indians 
they would have appeared hostile, but we had long 
since learnt that their wooden expressions meant no 
thing. Some boys ran out from the crowd and took 
our packs from us. Without fuss or even conversation 
we were ushered into the circle, then to a hut that 
stood on the far side. 

This reception was as surprising to us as had been 
the silent appearance of the messengers. It was hard 
to tell whether the matter-of-fact way in which we were 
accepted was due to their inscrutable reserve or to pre 
vious familiarity with white people. After our arrival 
at the village there was almost complete silence occa 
sionally a curt syllable or two, but no excitement and 
no voices raised above a half-whisper. This funereal 
air of mystery was disconcerting, for it was the last 

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thing we had expected and it was so vastly different 
from anything we had found among the other tribes. 

Once in the hut, we were alone. Our guides went 
away, lowering a curtain of dead palm leaves across the 
entrance. In one corner lay our things which the boys 
had brought across. We stood in the middle of the 
earthen floor and stared at each other. Did the next 
move lie with us or with them ? It was nearly dark 
and in the middle of the village circle we could see a 
smouldering smoky fire. Around it moved four or five 
Indians, silently feeding it and fanning the embers. 

After a while one of the men who had found us in 
the early morning came back. He talked for some 
time, with gesticulations, but we understood nothing of 
what he said. We made simple gestures to show him 
that we were both hungry and thirsty, which he appar 
ently knew already, for before he had left us there 
arrived two young girls with food ; turkey and venison, 
with avocado pears, and some calabashes of lime-juice 
and water. Apparently we were to eat alone. By this 
time it was quite dark, and we could see the man s face 
only by the light of the village fire, flickering red 
through the palm-leaf curtain of the hut. We sat on 
the ground and ate our meal while he stood watching 
us, silent and almost without moving. When we were 
done he went off for good and before long the village 
was silent but for the crackling of the fire. 

We slept uneasily that night. Too many surprises 
had been crowded upon us during the last twelve hours 
to let us rest, weary as we were. Again we had been 
incredibly lucky in finding the Vicentinos ; but their 

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reception puzzled us considerably. It was impossible 
even to guess at what was in their minds. 

In the morning our friend was back again, rather 
earlier than we should have liked. Behind him came 
another man, and both were carrying a number of 
assorted articles a pair of boar s tusks on a grass lan 
yard, a snakeskin bracelet, and a quantity of fruit and 
meat. There was no mistaking their intention : these 
were presents for us. Gratefully and with a great deal 
of fuss we thanked them. Now we were in a predica 
ment, because we had nothing much to give them, and 
among the Mosquito Indians presents are very firmly 
expected as well as being freely given. I went over and 
looked, without much hope, through our ragged pos 
sessions. Two spare shirts, some boxes of ammunition, 
a camera, two compasses, some rope, a tooth-brush each 
and a few odds and ends nothing impressive and no 
thing we could easily do without. A second look, how 
ever, brought inspiration : we had a spare sheath knife, 
in addition to those on our belts. This was an ideal 
gift, and the chances of our both losing our own knives 
and needing the spare one on the return journey were 
very slender. With ceremony I bowed and handed 
over the knife, together with a length of rope and two 
boxes of matches. He took them silently as his due, 
without surprise, mumbling incomprehensible thanks, 
and went out again. From the doorway we saw that 
our presents had been too much for him ; they had 
completely broken down his Indian reserve. Dancing 
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(he had seen us using them before), throwing them in 
the air and shouting. The rope he wound tightly 
around his middle like a wide belt, and into the top 
of it was stuck the knife. Our presents were obviously 
a great success. 

When he reached the open a crowd gathered around 
to question him and to finger the things we had given 
him. Under the stress of this sudden excitement a few 
voices were raised, but only momentarily and with a 
rather self-conscious note. Most of the men and all the 
women merely stood, firmly planted on bare feet, star 
ing and wondering. With wooden eyes they looked at 
these things that were beyond their understanding, then 
at the door of our hut, then slowly back again. Strange 
thoughts were turned over, ponderously, in their simple 
minds. We had shaken them suddenly from their com 
fortable apathy. 

From then on our work with the Vicentinos was much 
easier. The wonders they had seen destroyed rather 
than increased their suspicion of us. Soon the strange 
atmosphere of mysterious silence that had impressed us 
the day before began to disappear. We found that they 
created an air of sinister wisdom, like some of our elder 
statesmen, by virtue only of profound and uncompro 
mising silence. It had nothing behind it, and when 
they dropped it they were as simple and frank as the 
Payas. 

The Vicentinos were more lively than the river folk, 
but their energies were directed to more or less the same 
ends ; picking enough fruit to live on, brewing CMcha, 
occasionally building a house, frequently celebrating. 

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They had the same fatalistic and rather cynical out 
look, and gave the impression that they did not really 
believe in the complicated theology of good gods and 
bad gods, but accepted it through laziness and because 
it afforded numerous opportunities for celebration. In 
their ordinary life there was nothing of importance to 
distinguish them from the river tribes ; they were 
smaller and whiter, and their houses were better built 
and cleaner. Apart from that, they had no more initia 
tive. There was no sign of any creative instinct ; no 
music, no pottery, jio wood carving. 

We had considerably more difficulty with the lan 
guage question than we had previously found. The 
Vicentinos, when they found it necessary to talk at all, 
did so at an enormous speed, pouring out a staccato 
jumble of clicking consonants with no vowel sounds at 
all. They were more intelligent than the Zambus and 
picked up our sign language very quickly ; but they 
did not understand our Zambu phrases, so we had no 
common ground upon which to start. In the space of 
a few days it was impossible to find out much of their 
mentality, and to discover, as we wanted, the difference 
made by the purity of their blood. The best we could 
do was to live with them and watch, and then to deduce 
what we could from their habits. 

There was no leader to correspond to M tsamu and 
Tzocal, no central patriarch who ruled the village. We 
asked our guide for the Suquia, which pleased him enor 
mously ; he pointed to his own chest with a grin, re 
peating, c Suquia, Suquia. Later he introduced us to 
two other youngish men, also Suquia ; there were three 

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in the village. It struck us then, for the first time, that 
there were no old men among the Vicentinos. We had 
seen no bald heads, no white hair, and the medicine 
men were young. It is hard to judge the age of an 
Indian, but certainly there was no man or woman over 
fifty in that village. Correspondingly there was an 
abundance of children, swarming everywhere and roll 
ing naked in the sand. 

The Vicentinos rarely leave the hill country. The 
climate is better, there are fewer mosquitoes, and there 
is a vague feeling among them that their gods are gods 
of the hills but not of the valleys. They mistrust the 
lowlands and have little use for those who live there. 
It had been a considerable effort for two of them to 
find us in the savanna, where they must have felt un 
safe and ill at ease. For that reason we were curious 
to know why they had gone out of their way to find us 
and invite us to the village. This we managed to ex 
plain, after much complicated gesticulation. Our orig 
inal guide (whose name I cannot begin to put down) 
told us that it was c not good 3 to stay down below the 
level of the hills, so we had been brought up to the vil 
lage, largely for our own health. Nothing concrete was 
forthcoming about the perils of the vaEey ; it was just 
very bad. 

On the third day of our stay among the Vicentinos 
two men came from a neighbouring village, some ten 
or twelve hours* travel inland. They were received as 
we had been, hospitably but with sedate silence. The 
hut in which we slept was always reserved for a 

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guest-house, but the Vicentinos did not think it 
proper to put the new arrivals in with us, so they 
were crowded into another hut, a large private one 
near our own. 

The days in that village were disappointing. We had 
been badly spoiled, lower dowii the river, by our good 
fortune. Not only had we found Zambus and Payas 
without difficulty, but we had struck times, in each case, 
at which something out of the ordinary was in the air. 
Now among the Vicentinos there was nothing ; they 
lived from day to day, without thought or action. We 
had found them a little more intelligent than the darker 
tribes, but they were no more active or virile. The end 
less sequence of their existence dragged on, without 
event, in timeless confusion. Our first impressions of 
them as sinister and slightly hostile folk were badly 
wrong ; they were too lazy to be either. 

There were, however, a few things that stood out in 
contrast to the other tribes. Some of the differences 
we noticed at once, but many of them only came to 
us later as we cast our minds back, from a sane dis 
tance, to those crowded days. Most immediately strik 
ing was the fact that they wore clothes. Men and 
women of the Payas and Zambus went naked -at all 
times, and the idea of clothing seemed almost unknown. 
The Vicentinos were not by any means personally 
modest, according to our standards, but grown men 
and women both wore a sort of short skirt, half kilt 
and half loin-cloth. Where the difference in custom 
arose among kindred tribes in an enclosed territory, 
I do not know. One got the impression that the Vicen- 

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tinos wore their brief garments for comfort rather than 
modesty, so perhaps it came from some physical and 
climatical cause rather than any radical difference in 
point of view. 

The Vicentinos led a life that was as nearly savage 
as one can imagine. They lived in huts and not caves, 
but this was from convenience rather than progress. 
There was no family organization, no system of tribal 
order at all. Centuries ago they must have been the 
same. Necessity has not driven them forward, for all 
over Mosquitia life is free, and isolation from the out 
side world has prevented progress from reaching them. 
They live an easy carefree life in a tropical Eden ; and 
they are extremely happy. 

After four days we left them, striking a line well to 
the eastward so that if we were wrong in the calcula 
tion of our position we should eventually reach the 
Patuca, and not travel on endlessly towards Nicaragua. 
The two guides who had brought us to the village 
showed considerable reluctance at the idea of going 
with us into the valley, so we did not press them. From 
tall trees near the village it was easy to see down to the 
plain, and we knew fairly accurately where we were. 
In the very early morning while it was still cool and 
long shadows lay across the ground, we started off, 
carrying a large supply of meat and fruit. The Vicen 
tinos gathered around us, still silent, and bade us fare 
well. They stood watching us until we were out of 
sight. 

The return journey to our Patuca camp was much 
easier than we had thought it would be, partly because 

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we were fresh, partly because it was now cooler, but 
mostly because we had learnt the technique of travel 
ling through tall grass without bending double, which 
is the natural but very tiring position to adopt. There 
were more snakes here than in the jungle, but our legs 
were well protected. Every now and again there was 
a hiss, a rustling in the grass, and perhaps a lightning 
quick ripple of warning colour. I never got over an 
intense and unreasonable loathing for snakes, and never 
failed to be very startled when I saw one underfoot. 
They filled us both with the instinctive revulsion that 
we had felt at the sight of the alligator lying near our 
camp, a revulsion perhaps partly of smell. The snake 
smell, not so strong as the alligator s musk but more 
offensive, was everywhere in that long stretch of grass. 
Fortunately they stayed on the ground. 

We reached the Patuca the next morning, well before 
midday, and from the fact that it was already very 
narrow we knew that our course had not been far 
wrong. We turned right-handed and followed the 
river, walking on the long sand-banks whenever it was 
possible. Once we cut across the jungle for a short dis 
tance when the river made a very long bend ; then 
after another hour we were back at the Wampu 
junction. 

It was a relief to be back, and to find that our stores 
had not been moved. We had half-buried them in 
sand, to protect them from baboons and alligators, and 
all around the camp were tracks which told us how wise 
this had been. We set about digging the camp free, 

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so as to be able to start downstream again the follow 
ing morning. In the jungle nearest to us a chorus of 
parrots had collected. They screamed at us in fury as 
we dug. An iguana, as ugly as sin, waddled down to 
the sand and watched us from malevolent eyes, flicking 
its harmless forked tongue. 

Our digression into the Colon mountains had been a 
disappointment, but at the same time it had been worth 
the trouble, if only to stop ourselves regretting a lost 
opportunity for years to come. What we had found 
among the Vicentinos dashed our hopes of finding any 
thing tangible in the way of ancient Indian civilization, 
for obviously they were closest by blood to the pure 
Indian stock ; but as obviously they were already apa 
thetic and in decay. They were as close to a vegetable 
existence as the Payas. It was possible that higher up 
in the mountains were more interesting tribes, but it 
was out of the question for us to go farther with our 
depleted supplies. Getting back to our rendez-vous with 
Robert Trapp was to be difficult enough ; fcur ammu 
nition was almost gone and upon it depended the im 
portant part of our daily diet. 

That night we were woken up by the Pezoti, which 
had been left behind during our time with the Vicen 
tinos. It came in as before, silently creeping about 
the floor in search of food. We gave it all sorts of foods 
which it refused. After a few minutes it curled up by 
the fire to sleep. In the morning it was still there, sit 
ting on its long haunches and watching us. 

At dawn we took the boat and examined its bottom, 

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then floated it and loaded our things. The Pezoti of 
its own accord jumped into the boat. We pushed off 
the sand, jumped in, and let the current carry us lazily 
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"\"Y"7"E drifted down the Patuca for endless hot lazy 
W days, a journey that was a luxury cruise in com 
parison to the fight we had had to reach the Wampu 
junction. The river ran at about four miles an hour, so 
there was no need to do more than steer the boat to 
avoid rocks and shoals* On the way up we had steered 
with a paddle over the stern ; but now that steering was 
our main concern we made a rudder and mounted it on 
a post with the hinges from Nigel s sextant case. 
Every now and then we ran aground with a thud, or 
crashed into a patch of rocks that lay hidden under the 
muddy surface of the water, but the pip&do was 
enormously strong and never even sprang a leak. 
Sometimes a whirlpool of red water caught us, and we 
drifted alarmingly broadside on and then stern first, 
twisting around in the current ; but most of the way 
the Patuca lay in long bends, powerful but smooth. 
The water was much lower than when we had come 
up, leaving a jagged line of corrosion along the 
banks. 

There was very little for us to do besides watch the 
river and keep an eye on the jungle in case there were 
unexpected signs of life. Ammunition was now far too 
scarce to waste, so we could not even amuse ourselves 

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by shooting at alligators. We spent much time in 
sketching and a good deal more in another abortive 
attempt to map the extraordinary course of the Patuca. 
Our maps of the river were never a success. 

Since we did not have to stand up to pole the boat it 
was easy to shelter ourselves from the sun. We made 
an awning from the tarpaulin from Wampu camp and 
lay idly in the shade, trailing hands and feet in the 
water and watching the heat haze shimmering up from 
the land. The sun was as fierce as it had been before, 
but there was more wind. For most of the way down 
stream a gentle breeze blew up from the seaward, 
bringing a fresh tang that killed the sickening smell of 
musk lingering along the river banks. In very hot 
weather, and when no rain has fallen, the dank and 
almost foetid odour of the jungle rises in powerful waves. 
It is a strange mixture ; decaying vegetation, stag 
nant water, snakes, monkeys, and usually rotting flesh 
and bones. Together these make a powerful character 
istic jungle smell that one cannot forget. 

On the way down the river seemed quite different, 
and it was hard to recognize places that we had 
laboriously passed a fortnight before, partly because we 
had been too busy to pay much attention, and partly 
because there were few landmarks to distinguish the 
long even curves of the river. It seemed endless and 
eternally the same. 

Nothing of real interest stood out in those days. We 
had to make an effort to find something to do, when 
day after day of slow drifting became tiresome. We 
made continual maps, took photographs, and every few 

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days one of us would have an energetic spell of diary- 
writing. But even our own efforts were half-hearted 
and listless. Nothing held our attention for long 
enough to be worth doing. We were badly infected 
with the tropical inertia of the Mosquito Coast, and 
had the current not carried us we might have spent 
years in collecting enough energy to reach the Lagoons 
again. Like lotus-eaters we drifted on without the 
strength even to think. 

Robert Trapp had been waiting at Brauvila for very 
nearly a fortnight, and when we arrived he had been 
on the point of following us up the river, thinking that 
something must have happened. He was not ill 
pleased at having to wait, for he had spent his time in 
hunting alligators. A large and very strongly smelling 
pile of skins stood outside the shack. He was less 
pleased, however, at the sight of one boat returning 
when we had left with four. They were mostly his 
boats. He stared at us severely over his gold-rimmed 
spectacles. 

Trapp had brought two large canoes full of fresh 
supplies for us food and ammunition with three 
Zambu boys from Brewer s Lagoon, who had since 
gone back in one canoe leaving tie other for him. He 
took us proudly to the hut and showed us the pile of 
things he had brought. There was flour and rice, 
sugar, salt and coffee ; tinned milk and even butter, 
and a lot of quinine. In a separate pile, in neat 
packages, was the ammunition. He probably had 
great trouble in protecting it lower down the river, for 

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the Honduran Government is very strict about import 
ing ammunition into Mosquitia. For the people who 
live there it is hard to get and expensive, and here we 
had a supply probably amounting to more than all the 
rest of the ammunition in the territory. It had been 
sent by air from the capital to La Ceiba, from there to 
the Lagoon by schooner, and now it had been labori 
ously brought up the Patuca by Robert Trapp. I 
picked up a large square package that was covered 
with oilskin wrapping. It was so heavy that I thought 
it must be -38 revolver ammunition. Nigel had two 
cartridges left in his belt and I had only one, so I tore 
away the wrapping to get out a fresh supply before we 
forgot. The oilskin came away easily, then there was 
a layer of heavy cartridge paper and wire, and finally 
two thicknesses of brown paper done up with stout 
cord. At last the covering was off. 

I could not believe my eyes ; instead of neat boxes 
there were books, a large pile of enormous fat volumes. 
Incredulously I picked them up. Salmond on the Law 
of Torts, by W. T. S. Stallybrass ; The Institutes of 
Justinian ; Cheshire s Modern Real Property ; and so on. 
We looked at each other without a word. There was 
no adequate remark to make. Instead of valuable 
ammunition we had been sent law books, as unsuitable 
a form of literature for the banks of the Patuca river as 
one can well imagine. Frantically we searched the 
rest of the cases. There were plenty of shot-gun shells, 
a box (for some reason) of signal rockets, and finally, 
at the very bottom, a small box of -38 bullets. It was a 
relief to find them, but there were very few, and we 

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were disappointed that the first case had not been full 
of them. 

In fury we turned to the books* There was no sense 
in keeping them, a useless dead weight, if we were going 
across country to the Guarunta. Disgustedly we hurled 
them into the river. They floated clumsily down 
stream, and before they were far from us we saw a 
ripple on the water and an alligator s jaws snapping at 
the Law of Torts. He must have been as disappointed 
as we were. As Justinian floated away Nigel in a fit of 
spite put a bullet through it. Cheshire ran aground on 
some rocks, where it remained in safety to mock us for 
several days. The others were whirled away by the 
current, to find their way into the Lagoons or possibly 
out to sea. They must have proved a source of 
enormous enlightenment to the Zambus. Robert 
Trapp watched us with delight, pleased at the sight of 
people who apparently shared his own opinion of books. 

It took us a long time to find out how those books had 
reached us. At die end of the summer term in Oxford 
I had ordered them from BlackwelPs ; they had fol 
lowed me to Tegucigalpa, where someone had put 
them on an aeroplane going to La Geiba ; and from 
there they had made their dogged legal way into the 
middle of Mosquitia by schooner and canoe. There 
is no getting away from the law. 

Now that we were back at Trapp s rendezvous it was 
forcibly brought home to us that our plans were extra 
ordinarily inadequate and inefficient. We had the 
idea of striking off towards the Guarunta by way of a 
longish creek, which we had heard led to within a very 

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short distance of that river. But no one knew where 
this creek led into the Patuca, no one knew how 
deep it was, and most important of all no one knew 
where it actually went. The journey was going to 
depend on a succession of rather precarious chances. 
Robert Trapp was of no help, for his opinion from the 
start had been, simply, that we were mad. As a matter 
of policy he immediately advised against any plan that 
either of us suggested. And it was to be clearly under 
stood, he pointed out, that he was going back to the 
coast by the only sane way down the Patuca. 

We rested for two days and nights at Brauvila, 
arranging stores and giving back to Robert the things 
we did not need. After that we made two short 
journeys up and down the river to find the exact 
position of the creek that was most likely to lead to the 
Guarunta. Our maps were useless ; even the course 
of the Patuca, as far as it was charted, was wildly wrong. 

Finally we found the creek. It was a narrow rocky 
mouth, very much overgrown, and it did not give the 
impression of bring likely to lead to anything better 
than a small stagnant swamp. We pushed the boat 
along it for an hour or so and found that it grew no 
worse ; so we drifted back to the camp for the supplies 
and decided to risk wasting time in following it to the 
end. 

Before we left Brauvila there arrived a Zambu canoe, 
furiously paddled by a solitary black boy. He was one 
of those who had been with us many weeks earlier, 
when we were at the Lagoon. Now he had heard from 
Robert Trapp s friends on Gannon Island that we were 

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going across country towards Caratasca Lagoon, and 
he wanted to go with us. Since we were limited to one 
boat only I thought that he would be more of a 
nuisance than a help, but Trapp had taught him a little 
Belize .Rngjlfehj and advised us to take the boy as an 
interpreter. There are a great many Zambu villages 
between the rivers, and we might need porters to get 
across country. As he was so pathetically eager to 
come we finally took him. There was no way we could 
discover of either remembering or pronouncing his 
Zambu name, so with singularly litde originality we 
called him John. He was delighted and repeated the 
name tinder his breath, with varying intonations, for 
nearly twenty-four hours. 

At an early dawn we left Brauvila, all three of us 
paddling hard. John paddled from the bow, chattering 
incessantly in Zambu dialect, occasionally bursting 
into song. The creek was deeper than it looked, so we 
did not run aground, and after an hour s work it 
became wider still. It looked rather as if there had at 
some time been a lake here. The farther we went from 
the Patuca the wider it grew. 

This state of things was too good to last, as we knew, 
for there could be no reason for a continual increase in 
width as one drew away from the direction of flow. 
By midday we had reached the middle of the lake-bed, 
and after that it grew rapidly narrower again till our 
progress was far more difficult than it had been at the 
start. In the wide part of the creek there was an 
enormous quantity of game, but we had brought no 
thing but our revolvers. Several times in an hour 

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coveys of wild duck beat across the clearing in front of 
us and there were turkeys everywhere in the jungle 
flanking the creek. 

The next part was dreadful, but no more so than we 
had expected. For five hours we went through an 
infuriating cycle of running aground, hitting rocks, and 
catching ourselves in the vines and lianas that hung 
down in a thick curtain overhead. In places it was 
almost dark, giving the impression that we were travel 
ling through some underground tunnel. But all the 
rivers of hell could not be as maddening as this 
Honduran creek ; and we had no idea what lay at the 
end of it. We struggled on blindly, sweating and 
losing what ragged patches of temper we still had. 
From time to time there were colonies of horse-flies, fat 
black and yellow things with the sting of a red-hot 
needle. They were slow and one could kill them by the 
dozen ; but it was a waste of time. For every one 
killed there were a hundred more to come. We 
smoked furiously at native cigars till we were nearly ill. 
Clouds of heavy greenish smoke hung over our heads 
like poison gas, obscuring what dim light managed to 
make its way through the vegetation. 

Well before dark we stopped to prepare for the night, 
although we were still in the thickest tangle of the 
jungle. There was no sign of a clearing and we were 
very tired. To keep the mosquitoes away seemed far 
more important than reaching the other river. 

The night was better than we expected. Our 
mosquito-nets were sound, there was no sign of life on 
the bank, and in the flat bottom of the boat there was 

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plenty of room for us to lie down. It was infinitely 
more comfortable than some of the nights we had spent 
in mid-stream, on the way up the Patuca. 

For all the next day it was the same, a constant fight 
to get along at all. The current was against us, it was 
infernally hot, and frequently we had to cut through the 
trailing vines and roots that blocked the creek in 
grotesque entanglements* We were worn out and 
ragged with exertion. 

On the morning after that we gave it up. Hitherto 
it had been difficult enough, but now suddenly there 
were enormous rocks and boulders strewn in the creek, 
making further travel by water quite impossible. We 
dragged the boat up into the edge of the jungle. 

The question was now to fix a course across country 
which would ultimately bring us to the Guarunta or one 
of its tributaries. Neither of us had any idea of the 
direction we had taken in following the creek, so we 
decided to take a line much farther to the east than 
would probably be necessary. It was obviously pre 
ferable to prolong the temporary unpleasantness of 
travelling overland rather than take the chance of 
rrmsrng even the headwaters of the Guarunta and 
wandering for ever on into the jungle, 

We asked John what he thought about it and he 
answered at great length. At first we did not under 
stand what he said, but when he repeated it we realized 
how idiotic we had been not to think of it before. 
Robert Trapp had said there were Zambus in this 

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country, living in dozens of villages scattered near the 
rivers and creeks. John now proposed to find a 
Zambu tribe, to ask the direction of the Guarunta, and 
if possible to get them to help with the portage. It was 
not likely, we thought, to be more than ten or twelve 
miles to the next water. 

John ran off into the jungle, making his way effort 
lessly through it in the native fashion. We had no idea 
how he was to set about finding a village : but he was 
confident, and they were his people. 

Nigel and I settled down in the shade to wait for him. 
There was nothing we could do ; and if he was un 
successful it was doubtful whether we should be able to 
go on alone. We had expected to find savanna grass 
before having to leave the river, and we were equipped 
with machetes to cut it down. But the thickness of the 
jungle itself was too much for us. Neither of us was 
experienced, and it was too difficult to keep a straight 
course. Everything depended now upon John s success 
with the Zambus. 

Before he came back it was late afternoon and Nigel 
and I had each slept for three hours in the shade of the 
pifxmto. 

In the distant jungle we heard chattering and laugh 
ing and the heavy rustling of undergrowth. John had 
evidently found Zambus and was on his way back. 
After a few minutes he appeared, beaming and radiant 
with pride. Behind him came the Zambus twelve 
strapping women, jet black and as naked as the day 
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GUARUNTA 

friendly noisy circle, staring and shrieking remarks to 
each other, Zambus always seem to talk at the top of 
their voices. This was not exactly what we had ex 
pected, but there was no reason why women should not 
carry for us as efficiently as men. Most of them were 
bigger and stronger. They sat down on the sandy 
ground and we had lunch Nigel and I, John, and 
the twelve black women. After everyone had eaten 
enough, which took a long time, we set about talking 
business. They would carry for us, cut through the 
grass and lead us to the Guarunta ; and in return we 
would give them a quantity of bar salt. John trans 
acted the business with surprising intelligence. We 
passed cigarettes around and sat in silence listening to 
the Zambu chatter. Most of the women talked at once 
and very few listened to anything that was said. Their 
thick lips were never still, for our presence had worked 
them up into a fine state of curiosity and excitement. 
The noise they made effectively drowned all the animal 
sounds of the jungle. 

Before dark the women went away again, back to 
their people ; they were to return to us at dawn, and 
we would start at once for the Guarunta. The jungle 
seemed suddenly very quiet and peaceful. 

The idea of starting at dawn was unduly optimistic. 
The women did not arrive till after seven, and it was 
nearly a full hour after that before they had organized 
themselves and had stopped talking enough to make a 
start possible. We set oS with a great flourish. The 
six women in front had machetes with which they cut 
down the sharp grass ; following them four more 

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carried the boat, and the supplies were divided between 
the other two women and ourselves. John came last, 
carrying nothing but the Pa&ti, which had transferred 
its loyalty to him* 

I do not think that there can ever have been such a 
noisy expedition anywhere in the world. After several 
hours Nigel and I were sweating and panting, but the 
women pushed on without a pause, shouting and laugh 
ing all the time. A bank-holiday excursion to Black 
pool would have been funereal compared to this riotous 
party, crashing nonchalantly through the jungle. We 
had no idea what most of the laughter was about, but it 
was infectious, and the sight of those twelve fat black 
women sent us into fits of laughter too. We laughed at 
them and they laughed at us. It was a mad day. 

At about midday we stopped to rest and to have an 
enormous meal. It was too much trouble to cook any 
thing, so we ate fruit and tinned foods. Eating was the 
one thing that seemed successful in keeping the Zambu 
women quiet. After lunch we all smoked native cigars 
to keep the flies away. 

Before nightfall we struck water, a narrow rocky 
brook running away from us, and with relief we fol 
lowed it till it grew wide enough to float the boat. 
With considerably more relief we paid off the women, 
who were by this time almost hysterical, and they made 
their way back into the jungle. 

The next morning we started to drift down the 
stream. It flowed slowly, far more sluggishly than the 
tributaries of the Patuca, but there were less rocks. 

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The whole character of the country was changing ; 
where the Patuca bed had been of sand and great rocks, 
here was nothing but black mud, thick and treacherous. 
When we had to step overboard to push the pipanto off 
a shoal, our feet sank, squelchingly, into evil-smelling 
slime. The jungle, too, was changing. Somehow it 
seemed more poisonous, more stagnantly fertile. The 
rocky clearings and stretches of sand that we had found 
in the Patuca jungle were gone ; now there was nothing 
but a solid mass erf* grotesque vegetation, vivid green 
and black. It was so thick that everything lay damp 
and dripping, rarely touched by the sun. We hurried 
on, anxious to reach the main river and more open 
ground. An odour of decay hung faintly in the 
hot air. 

The evening found us depressed and a little dis 
couraged. We were travelling at a fair speed, consider 
ing the conditions, but there was an unhealthy atmo 
sphere in the jungle that made us wish we had stuck to 
the Patuca. Just before we stopped for the night we ran 
under a cluster of thick tendrils that hung from the 
overhanging trees. We had grown tired of watching 
the jungle and our attention was relaxed. As the bow 
of the boat passed under the long branches a cry came 
from John, who had for some time been quite silent. 
We looked up and saw a snake hanging downwards to 
within a few feet of the boat. I fired quickly at it but 
missed, and in a flash it was gone ; but in that brief 
glimpse we had seen what it was a young boa-con 
strictor. They are rare in Central America, and small 
in comparison to those of Africa. Nevertheless it rather 

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added to our low spirits. Although not really danger 
ous it was revolting and seemed symbolical of the new 
foetid jungle we had reached. We redoubled our efforts 
to be clear of the place. 

We spent another night in the creek, vainly trying to 
shake off our sudden attack of gloom. John, accus 
tomed as he was to the Mosquito jungle, was silent, and 
stared about with preoccupied apprehensive eyes. 
There were new noises here, added to the usual jungle 
chorus, strange sounds we could not place. The black 
edges of the forest seemed immensely close, vast walls 
that enclosed us impenetrably. The air of tropical 
gloom is hard to describe, for it came from a dozen 
causes, erf sense and smell and sound. None of us slept 
very much, 

Very early in the morning we cast off and set to 
paddling furiously downstream, eager to get away 
from that indefinable atmosphere of poison and decay. 
It was unreasonable ; the physical discomforts were 
no worse than they had been in .other parts of the 
jungle. But we had an instinctive urge, far stronger 
than reason, that drove us to paddle on without a 
stop. 

By the time the sun was high overhead the creek was 
wider and hot rays beat through the jungle upon us. 
Until now we had always done our best to avoid the sun, 
resting in the shade at noon and using considerable 
ingenuity in erecting awnings. After the darkness of 
the last days it was welcome. With the sun our spirits 
rose and we came to life. Reaching the Guarunta and 
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again, and we speculated foolishly about what we 
should find. 

At about half-past three, when we least expected it, 
we heard the sound of water breaking around rocks, and 
before long we were at the junction. Running across 
our creek was a larger river, rocky and fast. At the 
point where the waters met there was a rough whirl 
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TVTE very nearly overturned the boat at the junc- 
W tion, where the converging currents ran strong 
and fast. But it was only a forewarning of what was to 
come lower down the river. There was no question of 
paddling ; the stream took us lurchingly along, far 
faster than was safe. It took all our combined efforts to 
steer the boat and avoid the rocks. John fortunately 
was an excellent waterman. He knew the best ways of 
shooting rapids and he had had experience with 
pipantos since he was born. At first the Guarunta 
carried us on so fast that we had no time to clear away 
the cobwebs of laziness that had grown over our minds 
during the slow days of travel from the Patuca, and it 
was only by chance that we did not lose the boat. 
After that first shock we were more alert, watching 
every ripple on the water and sitting the boat care 
fully. 

Again there was a sudden change in the jungle, so 
vivid that it struck one immediately. The Guarunta 
was heavily overgrown, like its tributaries ; but the 
deadly atmosphere of tropical decay had vanished. 
There was a new beauty in the foliage and in the 
undergrowth that we had not seen on the Patuca. 
Everywhere there was a riot of fantastic colour break- 

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ing through the green background, and the water was 
clear ; along the Patuca the banks were sombre, dark 
hues of green and grey standing out solidly over dirty 
red water. It seemed, too, that here there was more 
animal life. Whenever one looked ashore there was 
movement ; emerald-green lizards, parrots, iguanas, 
cranes, and a Greek chorus of white-faced monkeys 
swinging through the jungle. The forest was thicker, 
if anything, but it gave an impression of healthy fer 
tility, and cool breezes blew up from the sea. We shot 
along with the current, doing what we could to hold 
the boat back. To lose it or to stove in its bottom 
would be disastrous. At times there were rapids too 
swift to be taken in our stride, and we had to lower the 
boat laboriously across them by means of ropes. Those 
days of fast travel down the Guarunta were probably 
the best we had during our time in Mosquitia. It was 
easy, it was exciting, and we were successful in our 
original plan. It was well worth the days of depression 
and discouragement we had gone through in mating 
our way across from the Patuca. 

The nights were more difficult. Now the stream was 
far too strong for us to sleep afloat in the boat, and it 
was hard to find clear places on the river banks. We 
made the best of it, usually stopping two hours or more 
before dark ; but the first few nights were tod. 
Luckily the exertion of keeping the boat on her course 
down the river, dodging rocks all day and continually 
keeping alert, made us tired, and we slept fairly soundly 
under all sorts of conditions. 

The course of the river was devious, never straight 

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and always very rocky. Usually we could not see far 
ahead, and occasionally the boat was whirled round 
a sharp bend on to a patch of rocks. 

Along both banks ran a wide band of corrosion, 
where the water-level during the annual flood season 
had eaten into the land, and in the damp honeycombs 
of this lived enormous frogs and toads and great black 
spiders. As we passed noisily they scuttled back into 
the wet earth. On shore there was always plenty to 
entertain us during the few spare moments in which 
we could snatch our attention from the river. Those 
were very full days. 

On the third day, suddenly, we came upon another 
boat. Rounding a bend in the river we narrowly 
escaped running down a large cqyuka carrying four 
Zambu men. In the boat was the carcase of a deer, 
four turkeys and a handful of smaller birds. The 
Zambus were laboriously poling and paddling up 
stream, and the sight of our boat disconcerted them so 
much that they lost control and the ccyttka swung 
round, stern to the current. In wide-eyed astonish 
ment they stared at us while John shrieked a Zambu 
explanation. But it took some time to conquer their 
alarm. 

We must have been a dreadful sight ; neither Nigel 
nor I had shaved for over a month now, and our 
clothes were certainly not in keeping with whatever 
ideas they might have of what white men s clothes 
should be. Nigel had a very battered felt hat, which 
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filter our drinking water ; I had lost mine several 
weeks before and since then had been wearing a 
rather unorthodox cap made of large palm leaves. 
Both of us were nearly black from the constant sun. 
We must have made a very poor picture of white 
men. 

We went in to the shore and tied up close to their 
boat. John asked where they lived. They pointed 
upstream ; their village was just around the second 
bend, and we must have passed close to it a few 
minutes earlier. After giving this information to John 
in dialect they looked at us and shrieked it out again 
at the top of their voices, presumably to make it 
easier for us to understand. They waved fists and 
paddles upstream, pointing to us and pointing to 
wards their village. We told John to tell them that 
we would like to come up with them to see their 
people. All four of them broke out, at once, into 
radiant smiles. The Mosquito Indians were all 
immediately hospitable. 

We had thought that these river folk were Zambus, 
like those of the lower Patuca, but John told us that 
they were Secos. There was little outward difference. 
Both tribes were very dark, well built and thick set ; 
and both had about the same mixture of Negro and 
Indian blood. Hie village stood a little way back in 
the jungle, half-hidden by trees, and even had we BOt 
been so busy at the time we shot past the place we might 
have missed it* 

The first thing we rfeotked in the Seco village was 
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It was solid and clean ; and instead of rough palm- 
leaf huts they had tall gabled huts built upon piles of 
great red mahogany. The forest all around the 
Guarunta contains enormous mahogany stands, and it 
is used for every purpose by the Indians. 

We stepped ashore with presents of salt and tobacco. 
From all over the village and from the jungle s edge 
the Secos came running to meet us. They were not so 
unaccustomed to foreigners as the other tribes, for 
during the last decade several prospectors had been 
seen, and recently timber-cruisers had made their way 
across the Nicaraguan border in search of mahogany. 
They greeted us with enthusiasm. Our time was run 
ning very short and it was vital that we should reach 
Caratasca Lagoon in time to meet Captain Macdonald. 
If we were not there at the rendezvous when the Perla 
del Mar reached the bar, he had warned us that he 
could not afford to wait ; so we decided not to stay 
with the Zambus. They seemed very disappointed, 
but John explained as well as he could. It was really 
quite beyond even him to understand why anyone 
should be in a hurry at any time. 

A day was all that it was really safe to spare. There 
was no time for us to make elaborate comparisons 
between Secos and Payas, or to investigate their family 
organization. In any case we were very tired of asking 
continual questions, and it was only as a matter of con 
science that we had done so before. There seems to 
me no reason why it is not just as rude to inquire into 
intimate details in Mosquitia as it would be to do so 
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people, and to turn their country into a zoo was inex 
cusable. Curiosity, too, seemed slightly invidious 
when there were possibly twenty thousand of them and 
only two of us. On several occasions when we had 
been with the tribes along the Patuca we had moments 
of uneasiness on account erf" our minority, when the flow 
of curiosity and investigation seemed to be going the 
wrong way* It was like a nightmare in which one is, 
suddenly, a goldfish in a bowL Now we decided to 
ask nothing, to live and behave as they did. This 
policy was immediately successful. We were white, 
they saw, and we came with strange things from far 
away : but we sat and ate with them, a Zambu 
travelled with us, and we showed no surprise at them. 
They treated us as equals. 

The Secos live low down, near the river and on the 
edge of the great swampy coastal plane that follows the 
line of the Caribbean. It is the edge of the banana 
land, with well-watered sandy soil, and their main diet 
is composed of bananas and the numberless different 
kinds of rather tasteless plantains that grow among 
them. There was considerably more initiative showing 
here than up the river. The fruit was planted, instead 
of growing wild. The Zambus sometimes pick fruit 
that grows an hour s journey away from their village, 
when there is perfect soil around them ; there is never 
enough energy for anyone to undertake the enterprise 
of planting. 

An enormous meal was prepared when we arrived, 
and special delicacies came from the huts and from the 
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mahogany. We sat under a canopy of broad leaves, 
the Indians in a circle on each side of us. They 
produced course after course : bananas and plan 
tains, fried and boiled and baked ; bitter red berries 
from the forest, and fresh turkey meat smothered in 
fierce red pepper ; avocados, limes, and a succession 
of pulpy vegetables we did not know. At first we 
had been afraid that there would be Waboul and 
Wauwen, the twin staples of Zambu cooking. They 
are made from rotting bananas, after a number of 
complicated and rather dirty processes. We had 
faced them with great fortitude in M*tsarms village. 
It could not be done again. Luckily the crisis did 
not arise. 

When the meal was over we passed cigarettes to the 
Secos. They took them eagerly, for although it was 
impossible for them to get a supply, a few of them had 
SBQBoked cigarettes which had been given to them in the 
pAst. IKhe reputation of white man s tobacco was 
esooifoGs compared to the black leaves grown in 
Mosqraria any European tobacco would have tasted 
wooderfuL In spite of their excitement not one of the 
Secos ever asked for anything from us ; begging was 
apparently one of the things forbidden by the rigid rules 
of Indian manners. When we left we gave them all 
the Tegucigalpa cigars we could spare, with raw leaf 
tobacco and Honduran cigarettes. 

In the village there was one communal possession of 
enormous worth, which distinguished the owners from 
all other Secos. It was a very old -12 bore shot-gun^ 
with single action hammers and a thick coating of 

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rust. They showed it to us with pride. It was inter 
esting, they thought, and obviously very valuable ; but 
unfortunately it was now twelve years since there had 
been any ammunition. Since that time none of the 
few stray arm-bearing folk who had been along the 
Guarunta had happened to have suitable cartridges to 
spare. I looked at the barrels. Once it had been a 
fine gun, in the distant past. Now it was half-full of 
rust and dirt, and some misadventure or piece of primi 
tive engineering had caused a deflection of several 
degrees in the middle of the barrels ; if it was fired it 
would very soon explode* Reluctantly we regretted 
that we had no -12 bore ammunition with us. Even 
apart from the condition of the gun it would have been 
a doubtful piece of kindness to give them ammunition. 
We never fired a shot ourselves when we were with any 
of the tribes. They were happy enough as they were, 
safe and weaponless. There is nothing more immedi 
ately and compellingly attractive to even a peaceful 
primitive mind than a firearm. 

We got on very well indeed with the Secos, perhaps 
because they were a superior tribe, perhaps entirely on 
account of our policy of non-inquisitiveness. If there 
had been the slightest excuse we should have stayed 
longer. There were a dozen things I should have liked 
to know : for instance, how were the mahogany piles 
driven into the earth to support the houses? The 
principle of a mechanical pile-driver seemed far too 
advanced for these people ; yet the piles were long and 
heavy, well driven into the ground. For most of the 
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answers for this question. Finally I satisfied my curi 
osity by telling John to ask one of the Secos, privately, 
as a matter of inter-tribal interest. He did not under 
stand at first, but finally realized what I wanted to 
know. While Nigel and I continued making clumsy 
signs of friendliness to the others he wandered off and 
talked to a group of boys. The answer was disappoint 
ing. They dug an enormous hole where the house 
was to be, erected the posts, then filled the hole in 
again with earth and stones, stamping it down care 
fully until the level of the floor was reached. A 
laborious process and slow, but their houses were 
very solid. 

In the evening an old woman, wrinkled and bent 
double, came to us and told John a long tale of a 
c doctor * who had been up the Guarunta many years 
ago when she was still quite young. He was a 
Honduran, and with an enormous supply of quinine 
he had travelled for a long way among the Secos pre 
scribing it as a universal remedy, and selling small 
bottles for gold dust. They had been glad to have it ; 
fever is common and in one way and another they had 
acquired a taste for it. But the c doctor * had never 
come back, and since then they had been unable to 
get any more quinine. A lot of the older folk re 
membered it well, and would be only too willing to 
give a few mere handfuls of gold dust for a bottle 
or so, ... 

Back in Tegucigalpa we made inquiries. It was a 
profitable swindle, and we were not surprised to find 
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* doctor, oddly enough, was our old friend from 
The Road. It had probably made him a small for 
tune. 

When we pushed off again into the Guarunta, it 
was with regret ; on our way home, when we were 
really pressed for time, we had stumbled upon the 
best tribe of all. They made us promise to come 
back. 

For the rest of the journey the river grew steadily 
wider and more difficult. We were continually in 
danger of upsetting the boat. Several times we shipped 
a lot of water, and John had to bail most of the day. 

As we drew nearer and nearer to the coast the 
mahogany stands increased. All along the river stood 
groups of tall trees, worth a fortune to anyone who 
could transport them to civilization. 

Two days later came disaster. Rounding a sharp 
bend we shot suddenly over some rapids that had been 
hidden from us by the jungle. After a sickening lurch 
and a grinding noise that sounded as if the bottom of the 
boat had gone, we overturned. Nigel, John and I were 
thrown almost head first on to the rocks. Everything 
in the boat fell out ; the heavier things sank into the 
rough water just below the rapids, and were carried 
slowly downstream. All the light articles, invaluable 
odds and ends, disappeared at once and were thrown 
quickly into the vortex of boiling waters below. The 
boat turned over completely, then the stream took it 
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up. By the time we had collected our wits it was out 
of sight round the next curve. 

For a moment we stood ruefully in the water, staring 
stupidly at the rocks. A bag of flour had burst open 
and was spreading its contents upon the waters. It 
was hard work to stand in the current. We made a 
pile, on the bank, of the things we rescued a few tins 
of food, a primus stove and some fuel, some ammuni 
tion, and our mosquito-nets. Nothing, however, was 
of any importance compared to the boat. While Nigel 
and John salvaged what they could from the river, I 
waded downstream after the boat. It was upside down, 
and with luck it would have caught up on the rocks or 
against the bank not far below us. Actually it was an 
hour before I caught it. I made it fast to a tree and 
then went upstream again to Nigel. 

They had managed to find practically nothing more. 
Nearly all our food was lost or ruined, both the shot 
guns were missing, and there was no sign of our first- 
aid outfit to attend to Nigel s head, which was cut 
open and bleeding. Worse still our cameras were 
gone, with all the films we had taken during the last 
seven weeks. The pathetic pile of things we had saved 
stood on the sand at the edge of the water. We had 
enough to get us back safely ; but it was infuriating 
at this stage to lose everything, worst of all the best 
photographs. We decided to spend the rest of the day 
searching the river-bed among the rocks, and to stay 
here for the night. 

All the rest of that day we toiled wearily, standing 

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waist-deep in swirling water, feeling in the mud with 
bare toes and occasionally diving down to look through 
the opaque river water. It was hard to stand up, so 
that one had to fight continually to keep a footing in 
the slime. Every now and again one of us would be 
bowled over and carried joltingly downstream. It was 
useless ; the only thing of real importance that we 
found was one of the compasses. 

Disgusted and tired, we flayed about in the water 
until nearly sundown, then pitched a rough camp 
on the sand and went to sleep. That was a bad 
day. 

The morning found us heavy-eyed with sleep and 
thoroughly bad-tempered. The strain of standing 
braced against the current for so many hours the day 
before had made us stiff and our backs ached painfully. 
Even John was quiet and thoughtful. But there was 
no use in staying longer ; if we had not found more 
already, there was little chance of doing so. We 
divided die load of gear we had and started splashing 
downstream to where I had moored the boat. With 
our burdens it was even more difficult to walk in the 
water than it had been for me the day before, but the 
jungle walled us in, thicker than ever. Even at the 
edge of the river the water swirled down in a fast-run 
ning torrent, and with it came sticks and rocks and 
broken pieces of timber that crashed into our backs and 
added considerably to the pleasures of the journey. By 
the time we reached the pipanto we were dead-tired 
and sick with exasperation. 

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That was the last real accident, and as if realizing 
that our tempers had been overtaxed the river became, 
for a few hours, strangely calm and docile. Those 
hours followed immediately upon our regaining the 
boat ; they did much to restore our flagging spirits. 
The pleasant interlude, however, was not to last, and 
we were shaken from rest by a sudden jar. Rocks in 
the river had been replaced by sand-banks ; we were 
aground again, held fast in soft yielding sand. When 
I tried to step overboard I sank knee-deep in quick 
sand. 

The rest of the Guarunta was tiresome, and the 
journey consisted of alternately ramming rocks and 
running aground. The boat by this time leaked badly. 
John bailed endlessly with an empty food tin. 

Later on we missed an opportunity of investigating 
something that may have been of considerable interest. 
We had been drifting lazily, steering the pipanto auto 
matically. It was intensely hot, and our minds were 
wandering far from the Mosquito Coast. Rather sud 
denly the river narrowed and we were jerked roughly 
from our day-dreams to keep the boat upright across a 
stretch of rock-strewn water. As before, we were taken 
by surprise ; the current swirled around us and brought 
the boat broadside on to the stream. For a few seconds 
we worked desperately with paddles and poles, and 
then it was over, and we were through into calmer 
water. But in that brief moment, as we lingered 
between air and water, something on the bank had 
caught my eye. The regular mass of the jungle was 

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broken, rather in colour than in line. I snatched a 
hurried moment to look back over my shoulder. 
There, on the left bank, was a stone wall. It was half- 
hidden by the jungle, and from the cracks in the stone 
sprang weeds and twisted tendrils. In the course of 
time the stonework had become camouflaged, almost 
disguised, by a parasite layer of moss and fungus, but 
there was no possible doubt that it was a man-made 
wall. The level grey surface stood out conspicuously, 
once it had caught the eye, in spite of the thick growth 
of vegetation. 

I shouted to Nigel, too late. Below the rocks we 
had just been through the water was fairly calm but it 
ran fast, and we were swirled away out of sight almost 
at once. To stop now would have been very difficult 
and might have meant overturning again. With our 
very depleted supplies we wanted to take no risks ; 
time was already dangerously short. The thought of 
finding ourselves stranded for a fortnight or so at 
Caratasca Lagoon, until Macdonald saw fit to call 
again, drove us to hurry on and ignore the anthropo 
logical possibilities of the Guarunta. Regretfully we 
drifted on without stopping. 

For a long time we speculated on what we might 
have found had we stopped. It was certainly very 
ancient stonework, as none of the modern Mosquito 
Indians have the mechanical cunning to use stone for 
building. From the brief glimpse I had caught of it, 
it looked well built and solid with a length along the 
river s edge of twenty-five or thirty feet. I guessed that 
it must have been five or six feet high : certainly no 

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more. It was impossible to see what happened at the 
ends of the wall whether they turned at right angles 
to form a square enclosure, or whether it stood as it 
was, simply a straight breastwork of stone. It was 
maddening to have to leave it, but the last accident had 
handicapped us badly, and to take chances with the 
river at this stage would have been very rash. John 
seemed surprised that we should be at all interested in 
whatever it was I had seen on the bank, and he told us 
that away to the east near Ebony Lagoon, which lies 
next to Brewer s, there were several such things. The 
Zambus knew of them, but kept away ; they were built 
by ancient people who must have been wizards, and 
accordingly the hand of the Mafia was still upon them. 
John was half-educated from his long association with 
Robert Trapp s Belize negroes on Gannon Island ; 
but he showed enormous relief at our decision not to 
stop. 

For a long time after that we drifted uneventfully 
down the twisting Guarunta, now watching the river 
banks with more care. There were no more signs of 
ancient habitation, nothing but the endless grey-green 
walls of foliage and undergrowth. John told us that in 
these parts, too, were many Indian villages. He had 
never been on the Guarunta before but nevertheless, 
he said, he could tell. There were no signs that were 
visible to us. It would have been well worth while, 
with an extra two months to spare and proper equip 
ment, to explore the Guarunta country thoroughly, for 
it shows signs of being more interesting than the terri 
tory we had seen along the Patuca, We were badly 

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handicapped by time, even worse by lack of food and 
ammunition ; there was nothing to do now but make 
straight for Caratasca, taking every precaution we 
could. 



25* 



Chapter Seventeen 
RIBRA 

T OWER down the river we ran into jungle that was 
Jialive on every side, swarming with black folk and 
their smoky villages. Now we were nearer to the 
fringes of civilization, and gradually there appeared 
those fingers of progress that always reach the farthest 
& few cigarettes, an occasional bottle of rum, and 
most important of all, firearms. The Indians from 
Caratasca Lagoon and the lower Guarunta are mixed ; 
some Zambus, some Secos and a few who call them 
selves Toacas. There is little obvious difference be 
tween the three tribes. 

We found, here, that white men were no novelty, 
and were objects of interest only as possible sources of 
tobacco. Caratasca is well known to the bandits and 
revolutionaries of the Nicaraguan border, and once in 
a while a little Government cutter steams up to the 
Caratasca Bar to watch for signs of gun-running across 
the frontier. Prospectors and timber men have been 
here, mostly to be defeated by the Mosquito jungle. 
There is no doubt that fortunes lie half-hidden in Mos- 
quitia, in gold mines and mahogany, but to extricate 
the riches of the country is another matter. Enormous 
barriers of red tape are erected by the Government, the 
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courage commercial ambitions, and as a final obstacle 
there is no local labour obtainable. The Indians of 
the river have no use for work or money, except in a 
rather exaggerated ratio. They are eager for tobacco 
and salt and a few other things that can easily be 
brought for payment ; but their love of eternal leisure 
is usually more powerful still. One would be lucky to 
hire an Indian for eight shillings a day. From time to 
time enterprising Europeans and Americans try to mine 
some of the Mosquito Coast s enormous riches ; but 
these things always defeat their enterprise. Even the 
forests of great red mahogany remain undisturbed. 

There was very little for us to do here among the 
lower river folk, and in any case we had no time to 
spare. The native simplicity of the up-river tribes had 
gone, destroyed by their occasional contacts with the 
half-civilization of the Honduran coast. They were 
amusing, but there was not the frank charm of the 
Payas. We stopped whenever we passed a village to 
barter salt for meat and fruit. A few glimpses of civi 
lization stood out, grotesquely, against their simple 
background of instinct. 

Still several days from the Lagoon, our food ran out 
completely. Lately we had been unable to find fruit, 
and there had been no villages along the banks. It was 
almost impossible to kill game without a shot-gun, 
although we made one or two rather hopeless attempts 
to bring down a duck or wild turkey with our revolvers. 
There was nothing left in the boat but tobacco and a 
few bars of salt. 

For a day and a night, no great hardship, we had 

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nothing to eat ; and on the following morning we 
reached a village at about eleven o clock. It was enor 
mous, far the largest native settlement we had yet seen. 
Far into the jungle there straggled untidy thatched 
huts, and over the whole place lingered the acrid smoke 
of many wood fires. 

As we pulled in to the shore three women ran down 
to the river bank to meet us. At once the difference 
between these Indians and those inland was obvious. 
They wore rough dresses of cheap printed calico, traded 
from one of the coastal schooners. As we nosed into 
the bank they reached down and pulled the pipanto up 
on the sand-bank. 

In the village there was an abundance of fruit, but 
unfortunately a great scarcity of meat. The hunters 
had not been out recently and all the game had long 
since been driven away from the neighbourhood of the 
huts ; Indians can live happily on fruit and vegetables, 
regarding occasional meat as a luxury rather than a 
staple diet. There was one man in the village, the 
women told us, who was the best hunter in Mosquitia, 
and if we wanted meat perhaps we might go inland 
with him on a shooting expedition. They led us to his 
hut. In a long hammock slung across the hut lay an 
enormous Zambu, who wore a pair of tight white cotton 
trousers and nothing else. We stood watching him for 
a moment as he snored and the rippling muscles of his 
naked torso rose and fell rhythmically. One of the 
women prodded him in the ribs and let out an unex 
pected ear-splitting shriek of e Jones ! * 

Jones sat up and rubbed his eyes, blinked at us and 

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climbed out of the hammock. A great smile spread 
over his face and he at once embarked, in Belize Eng 
lish, upon a lengthy story of his life. He had assumed 
the name of Jones, he told us, to show that he was 
properly educated and was not an ordinary river Indian. 
Up in Belize or somewhere along the Lagoons he had 
first heard the name, and he had always fancied it. . . . 

When he had finished we told him we wanted him 
to go with us to shoot in the jungle and he was delighted. 
From a hook on the wall he took a gun and showed it 
to us with pride. It was an ancient shot-gun, single- 
barrelled, with a flamboyantly decorated hammer that 
projected several inches above the stock* I think it was 
too old to be of any recognized bore, but Jones had a 
technique of his own for manufacturing ammunition. 
He had some old cartridge-cases that were the right 
size, and these he loaded with the powder from new 
12 bore cartridges. Ordinary shot he never used, for 
with ammunition as scarce and expensive as it was in 
Mosquitia it was too risky a way of killing wildfowl. 
Instead he filled the wide barrel with a quantity of 
rusty tacks and nails, wadding it down from the muzzle 
with coconut fibre. With a certain amount of justifi 
able apprehension we watched a demonstration of this 
alarming piece of ballistics, 

Jones put on his leather snake boots, slung a bandolier 
with more nails and a powder horn around his neck, 
and we were off, following him closely into the black 
thickrress of the jungie. 

He had told us, and we already knew, that all wild 
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We expected a longish trek, but nothing like what we 
actually got. After three hours we were nowhere ; the 
jungle was solid and dense. Then, suddenly, it cleared, 
and we stood slightly dazzled by the sun on the edge 
of a mangrove swamp. Here, Jones whispered drama 
tically, was the best duck shooting in all the world. We 
remembered his shot-gun and decided to keep well 
away when anything was seen. 

With infinite caution Jones worked his way out into 
the swamp, warning us to stay where we were at the 
edge. He thought there might be Muscovia sitting a 
little way in front of us and he did not want to frighten 
them away. From the edge of the solid ground we 
watched him wade out, sinking deep into the slime and 
leaving a great track of bubbling holes behind him. A 
faint odour of decay lingered over the swamp. When 
he was about twenty yards from us he stopped dead in 
his tracks and made frantic signs, pointing off to the 
right. We moved slightly to get a clear view, and 
there, on a solitary island of rock, sat a very fat turkey, 
fluffing her heavy feathers and watching us with a 
beady eye. 

Meanwhile Jones waded with an increased squelch 
ing noise off to the left so as not to frighten his game. 
Gradually he came around again, laboriously moving 
his feet in an attempt at silence. When he was about 
five yards from the turkey his gun came up to his 
shoulder, there was a sudden flash and an immense 
roar, and Jones was impenetrably shrouded in smoke. 
For a few minutes we saw neither him nor the turkey, 
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the air was filled instead with floating brown feathers, 
as if someone on an imaginary floor above had been 
shaking a rather leaky eiderdown out of the window. 
Of the turkey there was nothing to be seen, but pre 
sently Jones ran triumphantly towards the rock where 
it had been sitting and collected some scattered frag 
ments of meat. Holding them up proudly he squelched 
back to us, with feathers in his kinky black hair and 
slime up to his knees, overjoyed at having justified his 
reputation as a hunter. In Mosquitia very few cart 
ridges are fired that do not reach their mark ; they are 
too precious. No nonsense about sporting shots is ever 
allowed to mar one s chances of fresh meat. 

After the turkey we went on, interminably, through 
swampy jungle, while Jones examined tracks and 
bruised leaves. From time to time he announced that 
we were near wild boar, or deer, or that a jaguar had 
passed the day before. Whenever we came across pad- 
marks we stopped while Jones inspected them at great 
length. On the way we shot two more turkeys and a 
small bird rather like a moorhen, that was successfully 
reduced to mincemeat by the blunderbuss. We tied 
them to trees, high off the ground, and left them to 
collect on our way back. In time Nigel and I became 
rather bored with staring endlessly at old tracks, but 
the jungle was more open now and there was plenty of 
other life to watch. In the dry places there were tar 
antulas, scuttling away at our approach and waving 
fanged tails over their backs ; in the trees baboons, 
howling and chattering at us ; and the air was thick 
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only see them as black pin-points in the depth of the 
blue, there hovered vultures, watching and waiting for 
death on the earth to feed them. Once on the Patuca 
I had brought down a duck which floated off out of 
reach ; out of nowhere there suddenly swooped a vul 
ture which seized the duck in its curved yellow beak, and 
before it had started to eat there were six more of them, 
sinister black ghouls that dropped from the sky. All 
over tropical America they hover, eternally, watching 
every inch of open ground for prey. Usually they keep 
at roughly the same level, and as soon as one drops to 
earth the others follow. 

Lower than the vultures lived multitudes of enormous 
brightly coloured birds cranes and storks, and strange 
marabou with long legs bent to an incredible right 
angle. Many of them we did not know. All day they 
flapped about, lumbering along just above the tops of the 
trees. If at times, surprising as it may seem, we could 
have forgotten that we were in the heart of tropical 
jungle, the great birds would have been the first thing 
to bring us back to reality. They were enormous and 
fantastic, like things from a child s dream of fairyland. 

While we looked about us Jones had quickened his 
pace and seemed suddenly to have an objective. We 
asked him what he had found, and he whispered that 
we were following fresh deer tracks. Silently we fol 
lowed a little way behind him, doing our best to walk 
as noiselessly as he did. Luckily the wind was towards 
us. Once we stopped for a moment while extra scrap- 
iron shrapnel was poured into the muzzle of the gun. 

By this time it seemed to me that Providence had 

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been tempted far enough. Jones had accurately dis 
charged his infernal machine altogether five times, and 
there was little reason to suppose that this sort of thing 
could go on indefinitely without the gun s blowing up. 
Now he had loaded it with an extra charge, and had 
poured into the muzzle about twice as many nails as 
before. We were relieved when he asked us to wait 
while he went on ; there was a water-hole a little way 
ahead and he thought the deer might be there. The 
brush was too thick for us to see far in front so we sat 
under a tree to wait. 

Almost immediately came an explosion, an enormous 
report that sent birds for miles around high into the 
sky, where they wheeled and soared in terror. The 
baboons set up a raucous chattering chorus and began 
to swing away through the branches. Nigel and I ran 
on in the direction Jones had taken, and soon found 
him standing at the water-hole. On the ground lay 
a good-sized deer with its head practically blown off. 
Whatever criticisms one might level at Jones and his 
musketry, he was certainly an excellent stalker. The 
deer had been shot at almost point-blank range. We 
cut it open and cleaned it, and slung it across two poles 
to carry it back. 

On the way home Jones was so exalted by his suc 
cessful shooting that he lost the way. Nigel and I had 
as a matter of course been following him, and paying 
little attention to our track. Now Jones confessed that 
he had gone astray and that the misfortune must have 
happened quite a long way back. We had not yet 
reached the trees where the turkeys had been hung. 

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There was nothing for it but to turn and retrace our 
steps as we had come, for although we should sooner 
or later reach the Guarunta by carrying straight on as 
we were, the turkeys had been the main objective of 
the expedition and we refused to go without them. 

As the sun fell below the rim of the earth it grew 
quickly cool, and in that moment of waiting between 
light and the sudden darkness of the tropics, we reached 
the clump of trees in which hung the turkeys. We were 
a very long way from the river and the village, and in 
a few minutes it would be night. Since turning back 
we had almost lost ourselves again, and what faith we 
had felt in Jones was now gone. We slung the fat car 
cases of the wild turkeys across the dead deer. For a 
few minutes we stood undecided, arguing as to what 
should be done. We had no light and there was no 
moon, so to go on in the dark was almost impossible 
and certainly a considerable risk. On the other hand 
we had no mosquito-nets, and there remained firmly 
implanted in our minds the painful memories of the 
last night we had spent unprotected in the open. Jones 
did not mind what we did ; he was willing to do what 
we wanted, and I suspect that it was by no means the 
first time he had lost his way. He seemed neither sur 
prised nor sorry. Finally we decided to stay. As we 
finished heaping up piles of leaves and brushwood for 
a fire the night fell, abruptly, like a dark blanket over 
the jungle. 

It turned out that we were fairly comfortable, for the 
mosquitoes here were fewer than they had been on the 
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to keep them away. There was not a breath of mov 
ing air. The thick smoke curled up in heavy spiral 
columns, and we could see that when it reached the 
top of the jungle light airs caught it and it was wafted 
away towards the river, We took turns in sitting awake, 
keeping watch and feeding the fires. All around us was 
the drumming beat of the cicadas, a background for 
the strange voices of the jungle. I do not think that 
any of us slept very much, although we were quite 
comfortable and very tired. 

Shortly after midnight a loud roar brought us to our 
feet, suddenly wide awake. It came from close at hand, 
in the jungle that fringed the clearing ; but from which 
side ? A second later it came again, then again louder 
and closer. It was impossible to place it. Jones threw 
himself down again with a laugh. c Araguato,* he said, 
* monkey imitate jaguar.* 

The howling monkey kept up his life-like mimicry at 
intervals all through the night, and had a real jaguar 
arrived we should certainly not have known the differ 
ence. It was a nerve-racking sound, and although we 
knew that it was only a howling monkey, it kept us for 
some reason keyed up and tense. The darkness hid it 
safely from us, and it continually shifted its position, 
roaring first from one side and then the other. We 
ground our teeth and put one or two bad-tempered 
revolver shots into the trees. The monkey, provoked, 
only roared louder and louder. Fitfully we turned over 
and slept in a troubled doze. 

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had not slept much, but it was at least a relief to be 
rid of the Araguato. We cooked part of the deer and 
ate it savagely,, washed down with clear spring water 
that was nectar after the muddy river. Jones filled his 
shot-gun with the remaining ammunition, as he said 
the early morning was the best time for shooting in the 
jungle and one never knew what might be around the 
corner. He laid it carefully against a tree, muzzle in 
the sand, while we went across to the water-hole to 
bathe. We stripped and lay in the clear water, and 
there was suddenly perfect peace as its calm coolness 
soaked into us and eased our mosquito-bites. The 
discomforts of travel in the jungle seemed very un 
important, banished by this moment of physical 

joy- 
When we were dry and clothed we walked noisily 
back towards the clearing where we had spent the 
night. Nigel was in front, myself second, and Jones 
last. As Nigel stepped into the clear ground he sud 
denly stopped dead and stood quite still. I looked over 
his shoulder and saw what had startled him ; a jaguar, 
not very big, standing over the carcase of the deer. 
Neither of us had our revolvers on us and Jones had 
left his gun leaning against a tree on the far side, be 
yond the jaguar. There was very little chance of get 
ting a shot at it. All at once it went rigid, every muscle 
tense ; for a brief second a pair of great yellow cat s 
eyes fixed us, then the jaguar was off into the jungle 
with one spring. The deer was untouched, possibly 
because the jaguar had scented us, possibly because we 
had arrived in the nick of time to save it. Jones ran 

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madly for his gun, seized it and started to rush blindly 
after the animal* When he had taken two or three 
steps the hammer caught roughly in a dangling vine 
and there was another enormous explosion, covering 
Jones with smoke and powder. Luckily the gun had 
been pointing in the air, but it was not Jones s fault 
that he had not been blown to pieces. He had been 
carrying the gun by the barrel, half-dragging its long 
stock after him, and the great blast of scrap iron must 
have come very close to his head. He paid not the 
slightest attention to this, but stood swearing horribly 
in Zambu at the loss of the jaguar. It was the only 
thing that interested him at all. He had very strong 
sporting instincts. 

When we finally started on our way back towards 
the village, Jones was broody and preoccupied at the 
thought of the jaguar s escape, and was all for follow 
ing it and doing our best with revolvers. It seemed to 
us rather a vain hope and probably a great waste of 
time. We pushed on doggedly towards the Guarunta. 

In the middle of the afternoon, just after the full heat 
of the sun had broken, we found ourselves back in the 
village. Down on the river, lying in the pipante, was 
John, who had been left behind to look after our things. 
No one showed any surprise that we had not returned 
the night before, as we had said we would ; time in 
Mosquitia is far too unimportant for anyone to notice 
the passage of a day or so. There was still plenty of 
time before dark, so we paid Jones with a large amount 
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boat and pushed off again into the full stream of the 
Guarunta. 

By this time we had lost track of the days and we 
had no idea of the date. All the notes we had made, 
and the laborious diaries, were somewhere in the river 
or perhaps by now out in the Caribbean. During the 
journeys from village to village, and when there was 
nothing of moment to stand out, the days seemed end 
less and numberless. We had grown lackadaisical and 
careless, abandoning the discipline that had been main 
tained in the expedition for the first two or three days 
after we had arrived in Mosquitia. Now we took things 
as they came, without very much enthusiasm and with 
no surprise. Although we knew that we might well 
have missed our rendezvous with Captain Macdonald, 
we did not really care ; it was a far-off event, too 
remote to be a cause for concern. We drifted along 
as the river took us. 

But as we drew nearer to the coast the freshness of 
the sea gave life to the stagnant airs of the jungle, and 
we began to stir ourselves. From time to time we had 
fits of energy in which we paddled madly, driving the 
boat on even faster than it was carried by the current. 
During the last reaches, when the river was broad and 
sandy, we tried travelling through the night without a 
stop. There were three of us and it was easy enough 
to sleep in turns. The first time we tried it there was 
a full moon that threw a bright cold light over the river, 
picking out rocks and sand-banks as clearly as the day 
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to frighten the alligators away. It was simple, and 
that first night we went very well. For several more 
nights we drifted on magically through the moon 
light, far pleasanter than day-time travel in the fierce 
sun. 

Later, however, when the moon had gone, we tried 
again. We still had one of the torches we had used for 
stalking in the jungle, and fixed in the bows of the boat 
it picked out a bright yellow segment of clear water. 
It was easy to see what was immediately ahead, but the 
glare threw a sort of light haze over the water so that 
one could not see any distance in front of the boat. 
Carried by a current of four or five knots this was not 
enough ; for by the time an obstruction was seen the 
bow of the boat was practically into it. The first thing 
we hit, with a yielding jar, was the long snout of an 
alligator that was lying motionless in the water, fascin 
ated by the light. There was a moment s pande 
monium while the water was threshed white around 
us and the boat nearly capsized, then the alligator dis 
appeared. We found that the powerful beam of light 
had the same effect upon alligators as it had had upon 
the animals in the jungle ; they stared at it as if hyp 
notized. All along the river we saw pairs of eyes over 
black snouts, glinting in the reflected light. We had 
no more bullets to waste so we left them in peace* 
After that we drifted through the night only when there 
was a moon. 

Of the rest of those days, drifting down the Guarunta, 
there is little to tell. We were busy whenever we wanted 
to be, doing snatches of insignificant tasks ; we were 

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lazy and well fed. As we drew near to Caratasca the 
tropical apathy began to leave us, gradually, and we 
looked forward to reaching the Lagoon ; we had been 
long enough in Mosquitia. 



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CARATASCA 

I DO not know when we reached Caratasca Lagoon, 
There was no moment in our progress when we 
could point to a transition between river and lagoon. 
For days the Guarunta had widened, swamplands ap 
peared on either side of us and gradually the banks fell 
away and merged into the line of the coast. The main 
river had split up into narrow channels that twisted 
their own ways tortuously through the marshes, some 
times running together and forming great sandy lakes* 
Away from the channels of the river-mouth everything 
was stagnant and stinking, black soft mud that bubbled 
and heaved. Taller than ourselves grew high marsh 
grass, making a separate river of each channel and 
enclosing the foetid airs so that the fresh breezes from 
the sea could not blow them away. Here on the mud 
flats there were swarms of alligators, larger than those 
of the inland rivers. They lay basking smugly in the 
sun, armoured feet sinking a little way into the soft 
surface slime. From time to time one of them would 
look around with evil red eyes, then lunge suddenly 
forward and splash into the water. In a few places we 
saw flamingoes, squatting strangely on tall conical nests. 
For a whole day we were in the swamp, drifting 
slowly seawards. The air was heavy and putrid. 

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Before long we began to paddle in spite of the heat, to 
reach the open water as soon as possible. All that day 
the sun beat down fiercely, till what land there was 
around us shimmered in the heat-haze and stale 
vapours rose from the bogs. 

In the evening we were clear. Suddenly the marsh 
lands sank under water and we found ourselves whirled 
outwards into the great lagoon. A strong breeze was 
blowing onshore, brushing the lagoon water into tiny 
white caps that broke and foamed under the bows of the 
pipanto. 

In great breaths we drew in the fresh salt air of the 
Caribbean to drive the stagnation of the long marshes 
from our lungs. After so many weeks inland with no 
air stirring it was a relief to catch the invigorating tang 
of the sea breeze. We were so pleased at the sudden 
change that we paddled on at once recklessly across the 
lagoon, now stirred up into short choppy waves. The 
pipanto was far from seaworthy, but we felt suddenly 
ready for anything. 

Half-way across the lagoon the short steep waves 
began to break into our flat bows, and we shipped 
water faster than John could bail it with his empty 
baked-bean tm. We cursed ourselves for starting so 
stupidly across the water, when anyone could have seen 
the wind coming. Frantically Nigel and I paddled 
while John bailed. We began to ship water, green over 
the low gunwale, and before long the boat was half-full, 
riding lower and lower in the water. I threw my 
paddle down and set to bailing with John. We could 
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was already in the boat, but there was a chance of 
keeping her afloat until we reached the sand-spit that 
enclosed the lagoon on the seaward side. By this time 
we were a bare thirty yards from it ; there would have 
been no difficulty in swimming for it if the worst came 
to the worst, and the water was rough enough to be safe 
from alligators. 

As we ran the boat up on the soft sand it was water 
logged, and in another moment or so we should have 
sunk. We dragged it high up on the beach and started 
to build a fire around which we could dry ourselves and 
our provisions. 

The seaward edge of Caratasca Lagoon is a long sand 
bar, in some places about twenty-five yards wide, and 
in others reaching as much as seventy-five or a hundred. 
Along the centre line, on the highest part, lies a long 
straggling row of palm trees that stand out for miles 
against the empty horizon. There is nothing but an 
immense expanse of golden sand*, running as far as the 
eye can see on each side ; in front the deep cobalt of 
the Caribbean, behind the flat grey-green of the lagoon 
water. Along the far side of the lagoon runs a low 
black ridge of land with an occasional tall palm stand 
ing out over it. It gives an impression of wildness and 
the utmost desertion, as if no human influence had ever 
reached it. On the sand-bar we had no protection but 
the slight rise of contour in the centre. We sheltered 
from the wind as best we could behind a dune and 
settled down for the night. Now that we had reached 
land we found that we were dead tired, stiff from 
paddling and sore from long immersion in the water. 

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We slept at once, the heavy drugged sleep of physical 
exhaustion. 

In the night the strong wind died suddenly, leaving 
a flat calm. The first rays of light woke us to an 
incredible dawn. The whole of the eastern sky was 
livid red, and long purple fingers ran along the rim of 
the horizon casting a saffron glow over the heavens* 
There was not a breath of air ; and we noticed at once 
that the vultures and buzzards had gone from the sky. 
The Caribbean, too, had changed overnight ; yester 
day it had broken in long blue rollers along the beach, 
now there was nothing but an immense oily swell. 
The seas rolled up like beaten lead, grey and solid. 
Nowhere was there a sign of white foam. As far as we 
could see the Caribbean stretched in slick heaving 
undulations. Inland, the lagoon lay flat and strangely 
glassy. 

There was no doubt in my mind that a hurricane was 
brooding somewhere over the ocean and that before 
long it would whirl inland and tear hell out of the jungle. 
Those who are experienced with tropical hurricanes 
can often tell from the position of the winds roughly 
what course the centre of the cyclone will take, for they 
move in a characteristic circular direction. We had 
no barometer and knew next to nothing about the 
climate ; but there was no doubt as to what it was. 
John confirmed our opinion and stared uneasily at the 
sky. He had lived all his life in the hurricane area, 
and had seen them almost every year. He had seen 
Indian huts whirled up into the vortex of the winds and 

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carried away, he had seen miles of dense jungle crushed 
and twisted by a single blast. He had all the Zambu s 
reverence for the powers of the * Great Winds.* 

Philosophically we sat in the sand to watch the 
beginnings of nature s tattoo. There was no reason to 
suppose that it would come across the lagoon ; and if 
it chose to do so there was certainly nothing we could 
do about it. It is only the whirling cyclonic centre of 
the hurricane that is so immeasurably dangerous ; 
outside its course there are violent winds, but they 
blow straight and cannot wrench houses from their 
foundations and great trees from their roots. As the 
sun rose the blood-red streaks of dawn began to fade 
away, but the warning saffron glow had spread over 
all the sky. Apart from the deep nimble of the swell 
there was absolute silence. There was still no breath 
of wind ; the long palm leaves hung still and limp from 
the trees. Once a coconut fell with a dull thud into 
the sand, startling us unreasonably ; then again there 
was quiet. 

The nearest land to us lay several miles to the north 
west, along the length of the sand-spit. But between us 
the spit narrowed, so that if the wind caught us on our 
way towards the land we should have been worse off 
still. The sand was soft and bone dry, so that one sank 
deep into it, and the going was very difficult. 

Along the other way, however, the bar seemed to 
grow wider ; and since our rendezvous with Macdonald 
was several miles away in that direction, at the lagoon- 
mouth, we decided to make our way along until we 
came to more solid shelter or the wind set in to blow. 

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We poled the boat along just off shore until we 
reached what we judged was the highest part of the 
sand-spit. There was still that unnatural calm over 
everything and the hot air was heavy in our lungs, but 
we knew that hell might break loose between one minute 
and the next. Under the lee of the sand-dunes we made 
a rough breastwork and dug ourselves in behind the 
pipanto. If the wind was to be dangerous, it would 
come from the seaward side, so we made our camp just 
over the rise on the lagoon side of the spit. 

A little after midday the wind hit us suddenly with 
the violence of an explosion, then it set in to blow in a 
steady beat from the south-east, so that it struck 
diagonally across our sand-bar from the seaward side. 
With it came sand and stones that hurtled into the back 
of our shelter and formed a strong wall behind us as we 
had intended, to protect us in case the Caribbean began 
to wash across the bar into the lagoon. From the open 
side we saw the lagoon water suddenly lashed to fury. 
As its shallow muddy bed was sucked up the water 
turned brown, then a deep burnt red. We settled 
down to wait till it was over, watching the tall palms 
on the distant mainland whipping and straining against 
the hurricane. With a noise like a muffled pistol-shot 
a tree crashed down, fifty yards from us along the spit. 

The violence of the wind increased steadily ; we 
could hear nothing but the roar as it beat across the 
water. Sand and stones began to roll over the top of 
the shelter, which was by now well banked up at the 
back, and fell into a rapidly rising drift in front of us. 
From time to time we scooped it away to keep the 

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doorway free. In the afternoon, rather late, there 
happened a thing which we had been expecting ; the 
sand behind us grew damp, and underfoot appeared 
little pools of sea water. The seas had been mounting 
higher and higher on the sand-bank ; now they were 
beginning to seep through to the lagoon. For a while 
after that the wind remained constant, and the gradual 
flow of water did not increase. We remained damp 
and salt-sore, but thankful that it was no worse. 

In the evening we found that the stove was dry 
enough to light without much difficulty, and we cooked 
part of the meat that was left unspoiled. It was wet 
and rather salt ; but we had eaten nothing since the 
day before. We boiled muddy lagoon water and 
drank it eagerly. 

That night there was no sleep ; the wind roared on in 
steady fury, but no more water drained through to us. 
We sat looking out over the turbulent darkness of the 
lagoon, unable to see the maelstrom we could hear. By 
midnight the wind was slightly less strong, and we 
knew that the storm-centre was no nearer to us, perhaps 
by this time several hundred miles away. Later on, 
before the first rays of red light, the wind died out 
suddenly and left a dead quiet that was loud after the 
steady roar of the night. As dawn broke we fell asleep 
where we were, and slept in peace till the early after 
noon. 

When we stretched our cramped legs and stepped out 
of the shelter, the sky was dear again but the water was 
still troubled. The lagoon was muddy red, and 
remained so for over a week ; the Caribbean rolled in 

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again in the same oily leaden swell. The wind had 
completely gone, leaving a fresh salt air that drowned 
the foetid vapours of the distant marshlands. With 
relief we dug the boat out, floated it and loaded what 
was left of our scanty provisions. Before nine o clock 
we were afloat, paddling and poling strongly along the 
straight edge of the sand-spit. 

Almost immediately after the wind faded away, the 
vultures appeared again overhead, a sure enough sign 
that the hurricane was well on its way elsewhere. We 
had been only on the very edge of it, catching the mild 
backlash of the cyclone ; the centre at the time must 
have been many miles out to sea. Later we found out 
that it had caused a good deal of trouble. Two ships 
were disabled on its fringes ; it had swept across the 
Tortugas and left them even drier and more desolate 
than before ; then it had whirled mischievously on 
across the West Indies, finally losing itself in the South 
Atlantic ma Key West. It had missed Mosquitia, 
where the flimsy Indian huts in the jungle and the 
coastal plantations were probably too easy game. 

We poled along all day towards the Guarunta Bar, 
keeping close to the beach and climbing the sand-bank 
from time to time to watch for the Perla del Mar. If 
Macdonald had been caught off shore, he would not 
have stood much chance ; but he knew the Caribbean 
well, and at the first sign of hurricane he would have 
run out to sea. 

In the middle of the next day we reached the break 
in the sand-bar where sea joined lagoon and the muddy 

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waters of the Guarunta flowed through, piling up great 
shoals on the coral reefs that lay outside. Like the 
Patuca Bar at Brewer s, it was a tricky passage with no 
markings, and the reefs lay. just under water so that in 
a flat calm they were quite hidden. Even Macdonald 
had never been through here ; he had called once or 
twice but had always anchored off shore. At the south 
end of the spit stood an untidy cluster of Garib houses, 
once thatched in high sloping gables. Now they stood 
awry in storm-swept confusion. A few palm trees lay 
half-fallen across the village. 

Neither of us spoke any Garib, and John knew only a 
few words. We paddled up to the village and a coal 
black Garib came running to meet us, astonishment in 
every muscle of his face. He turned to the huts and 
shouted, bringing half a dozen more blacks to stare and 
chatter at this unexpected visit. In the centre of the 
village glowed a large wood fire, and thick black smoke 
curled up slowly into the still air. 

There was no need, we found, to worry about the 
language question. The man who had seen us first 
spoke good Coast English fast dialect with a Jamaican 
intonation, rather like the language of the Bay Islands. 
Eagerly we asked him for news of a schooner. He 
shook his head. 

Only schooner come here, 5 he shouted, * him b long 
Cap n Macdonald. He no come three months * 

Thank heaven for that, we thought ; at any rate we 
had not missed him. It remained to be seen, by what 
turned out to be a very long wait, whether he had been 
out in the hurricane, . . * 

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We went ashore and walked up to the battered Carib 
village. At close quarters the damage was more 
serious than It had looked from a distance ; none of the 
roofs were left, and most of the houses were twisted 
hopelessly around their slender bamboo pillars. Most 
of them also showed gaping holes, where the plaited 
palm-leaf walls had been blown away. One of the tall 
palms that had fallen across the village lay supported 
by the crushed remains of a hut. The Caribs, like the 
other Mosquito folk, are used to hurricanes and they had 
been able to smell this one coming for days, long before 
we had noticed anything untoward in the air. Accord 
ingly they had left their huts, and none of them were 
hurt. They regarded it more as a nuisance than a 
calamity* 

We dragged the pipanfo well up on the sand and pre 
pared for a long wait. There was no shelter, since most 
of the Carib huts were destroyed ; but it was very fine 
and they told us that out here on the bar there were 
neither sand-flies nor mosquitoes. After many plagued 
weeks of constant bites this was the best of news. 

There was nothing else for us to do, so we set to 
helping the Garibs rebuild the village. At first they 
were shy, a little chary of this gratuitous help. Most of 
the white men they had met were bandits from the 
frontier, and I think that at some time they had prob 
ably been badly treated. Soon they saw that we left 
our guns in the boat and that we wanted nothing from 
them, and they gratefully gave us presents of food : 
dried deer meat, very compact and nutritive ; fer 
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The Caratasca Garibs have a few contacts with 
civilization, yet they shun it like the plague and keep 
well away from the white population of the coast. 
They are simple retiring people, content to live quietly 
by fishing and growing a few small crops. From time to 
time, as laziness tempts them, they trade their things 
for the little conveniences of the outer world knives, 
fish-hooks, nails and so on. When we set to building 
their houses we found American tools and wire, traded 
for fish and copra from the Island schooners. Among 
them also there were one or two guns, and probably 
well hidden somewhere there was ammunition, garnered 
from some of the mysterious shipments brought to the 
lagoon by the islanders and intended for the Nicaraguan 
border. 

The big Garib who had greeted us soon became very 
friendly and entertained us at great length with tales of 
gun-running and revolution on the coast. As we had 
suspected he knew Macdonald well, and had worked 
with hi ; he seemed a little offended when we told 
him our reason for being in Mosquitia, at our lack of 
confidence. His name was Tom, Black Tom as he said 
they called him along the coast. For years he had been 
in Belize, where he had learnt English ; he had worked 
on the Island schooners running arms and liquor ; but 
finally he had returned to his own people, as Garibs will. 

When the village was rebuilt, after four or five days, 
Black Tom told us that one of the huts had been cleared 
for us and that we were welcome to it. By that time 
we were rather fond of sleeping in the open, lying in the 
soft sand ; but it was an offer that we could hardly 

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refuse. We moved in with profuse and exaggerated 
thanks that pleased them enormously. It was a fine 
clean house, built in the Garib fashion with a high 
pointed roof of palm leaves that was proof against the 
thickest tropical rains. For eight more days we lived 
with the Caribs, eating their food and sitting round 
the great fire in the dark while they sang strangely wild 
chants. Their voices were soft but high-pitched and 
lilting. Once or twice Black Tom explained the songs 
they sang. Most of them were ancient, and he knew 
neither what they meant nor from where they had 
come ; but a few were younger, and had evidently been 
born since the Garibs had settled along the lagoon. In 
dialect, Garib or Zambu, Garatasca means c Great 
Crocodile* and they sang interminably of the crocodile 
who lived in the lagoon, father and mother of all man 
kind. Verse followed verse, changing rapidly from 
praise to lament and from supplication to love. There 
was little rhythm in their song, but an ever-varying 
tune that followed the mood of the verse. For many 
hours we sat silently listening to them, watching the 
red glow of the fire flickering on the smooth ebony of 
their bodies. They stared into the smouldering embers, 
with faces that were calm and unquestioning, and sang 
on late into the night. 

Finally a Garib girl came running to us, early one 
morning, and told us that there was a schooner on the 
horizon. We ran out and looked ; the Caribbean was 
as flat as polished glass and after a moment we saw a 
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was the sail of a boat, but whether it was the Perla del 
Afar we could not tell. It might be Macdonald ; if it 
was he had bought his boat a new suit of sails. Those 
we had seen before had been filthy, roughly patched 
and nearly black. 

All the Garibs came running to the beach with 
baskets of fish and copra, laughing and shouting 
wildly as they watched the schooner in. These days 
were the great days of their Kves- 

By the middle of the morning we knew that it was the 
Perla del Afar and we could even make out the little 
wooden galley, rebuilt after the last squall, hanging far 
out over her fiat counter. Her three heavy sails were 
drawing and presently we heard the Diesel. Outside 
the line of reefs she stopped and the roar of anchor 
chains floated across the water, echoing to the far side 
of the lagoon. In wild excitement the Caribs jumped 
into their cqyukas and paddled out to the schooner. 

Captain Macdonald came ashore and greeted us 
laconically. * Glad to see you got here/ he said, chew 
ing the stub of a black cigar and looking over the sad 
remains of our kit. * I bet the mate ten pesos you 
would ! * 

From his hip pocket he brought out a flask and 
insisted on a drink to celebrate our reunion. It was 
good whisky and for several weeks now we had drunk 
nothing but tepid water and coconut milk. 

While we sat on the sand and told Macdonald the 
story of our journey, the mate was bargaining with the 
Caribs, buying copra and selling odds and ends. The 

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Perla del Mar rolled easily in the light swell. We sat 
lazily looking out over the Caribbean stretching away 
unbroken to the east for so many thousands of miles. 
On our left the long sand-bar ran out to merge into the 
black line of land that we knew was Cape Gracias a 
Dios. The beach was dazzling white, the sky and 
water shades of cobalt in the sun. There was an im 
pression of unreality and infinite remoteness about this 
utterly desolate beauty that made one think of the ends 
of the earth. It conjured up pictures of the days of the 
Spanish Main, when pirate frigates sailed here and 
buccaneers were marooned on sand-bars not unlike this 
one upon which we lay. Away far over the horizon lay 
the Bay Islands, for years a pirate cache ; and beyond 
them to the north-east were the Antilles and the Dry 
Tortugas, In a flood of romanticism we thought of 
these things that work had until now crowded from our 
imaginations. We looked across at the Captain, who 
certainly did his best to maintain some of the better 
traditions of the Spanish Main. He was fast asleep in 
the sand, a red bandana handkerchief across his face. 

By the evening the copra loading was not finished, 
so we agreed with Macdonald that we might as well 
wait until the morning before setting sail for La Ceiba. 
One day, after tropical months, seems very insignificant. 

John was very reluctant to leave us, and wanted to 
come on the schooner to La Ceiba. He was tired of 
being a Zambu, he told us, and wanted to see what lay 
beyond Mosquitia. Since joining us curiosity into the 
affairs of white civilization had bitten him badly, but 
there was little for a Zambu boy of his age to do in the 

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ports. We discouraged his enterprise and said we 
would take him as far as Brewer s Lagoon, where he 
could take our pipmto as a present and paddle himself 
back to his people on Cannon Island. The idea of 
having a boat of his own pleased him immensely and 
all thoughts of leaving the lagoons immediately 
vanished. 

The next morning we sailed. From Macdonald we 
got tobacco and some tinned foods to reward the Garibs 
for their help during our stay in the village, and they 
brought us parting gifts of fruit. The whole village 
followed the schooner far out into the Caribbean, and 
until we were almost out of sight of land we could see 
their cayukas riding lightly over the swell. Away from 
the land, a strong breeze sprang up in the south and we 
set the new mainsail, which the Captain told us with 
pride had been cut at Roatan by his women-folk, 
Most of the Island women are skilled sailinakers and 
have made sails for the schooners for several generations* 

That evening, just after dark, we ran along the coast 
close to the beach to watch for the Brewer s inlet. The 
shore-line is so low and level that nothing stands out as 
a landmark. Above the land there are a few straggling 
palms silhouetted against the sky, but nothing more. 
The sea was flat and in the late afternoon the wind had 
died away. We sat on the low bulwarks trailing our 
toes in the water and watching the long black ribbon of 
desolate land unfolding on our port hand. As it grew 
darker Macdonald made out to sea to clear the great 
banks of silt piled off Cape Gracias Dios by the 
Patuca ; then he altered course again to port to round 

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the cape. We strained our eyes to catch a glimpse of a 
break in the flat line of land. 

By midnight we had still not found it, and we must 
have been as far along the coast as Ebony Lagoon or 
even farther. We went about and ran back the beach 
again, watching intently ; but it was no use. There 
was no moon, and the last glow of sunset which might 
have picked out the gap against the western sky had 
vanished. At about two o clock we ran in as close as 
we dared and dropped anchor, 

At dawn we saw that the Brewer s Lagoon inlet was 
not fifty yards down the coast from where we had 
anchored. There was a slight breeze blowing that 
ruffled the water, and the reefs outside the inlet were 
clearly lined with fringes of white foam. With the 
Diesel running dead slow we ran through the passage 
and dropped anchor again, after nearly four months, 
outside the Comandante s wooden shack. 

No sooner had the sails been stowed away than there 
occurred a calamity that had happened to us before, 
and which we had expected to happen again ; the 
Comandante of Mosquitia, who had given us Aguardiente 
and black cigars on our last visit to the lagoon, saw us 
on deck and at once came paddling furiously out to the 
schooner. He clambered over the rail and shook my 
hand. * Caramba^ Senor Quina, que tal I * 

We shook hands with him for some time then went 
ashore with him to his house for a drink, because there 
was no way of politely avoiding it. He drew up three 
chairs, chased the children and hens from the 

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and shouted to his flat-footed Senora for coffee. While 
she was making it he brought out the Guarro bottle from 
a cupboard, and then, running true to form, passed us a 
bundle of thick native puros. I bit a full inch off mine 
in an effort to make it smaller ; my stomach was weak 
after the diet of the last months, and I doubted whether 
I could survive the ordeal that we already knew so 
well. 

For two hours we sat with the Comandante, while out 
side Macdonald did obscure business with the Caribs, 
talking endlessly over it in the fashion of the Caribbean. 
It was a welcome relief when we heard the faint popping 
of a small motor-boat somewhere in the distance. The 
Comandante had told us that Clayton Cooke from the 
other side of the lagoon had the only outboard motor in 
the neighbourhood ; this must be a visitor. The old 
man caught the sound some time after we did, and sat 
straining his ears a little drunkenly, trying to decide 
where it was. We went out to the beach and looked 
across the lagoon. There was nothing in sight but the 
schooner, and around her the close cluster of cayukas. 
The Comandante ran back for his telescope, and we 
walked along the sand to the end of the spit that en 
closed the outlet to the sea. Near us there was -no sign 
of a croft ; but presently Don Tomas caught sight of a 
motor-boat struggling along the shore from the direc 
tion of Cape Gracias a Dios. He levelled his telescope 
unsteadily and told us that there was only one man in 
the boat, and that undoubtedly he must be a bandit 
or a revolutionary escaping from Nicaragua. Here 
was his longed-for chance of exerting real authority, 

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Again he ran back to the Comandancia, and returned 
buckling a revolver belt and a leather bandolier of 
looped cartridges around his middle. The motor-boat 
was rapidly approaching the passage and the noise of its 
motor, which had carried for miles across the still 
lagoon, grew constantly louder. I thought it only fair, 
after a while, to remind Don Tomas that as a piece of 
elementary strategy he should load the enormous 
revolver which he had begun to flourish. Finally the 
Nicaraguan arrived, steered his boat cautiously and 
skilfully through the reefs, and tied up below the 
Comandancia while Don Tomas stood importantly on his 
doorstep, gun in hand. 

The stranger stepped ashore with a loud and dramatic 
cry of Viva Carias \ * This took some of the wind from the 
bulging sails of the Comandante > s importance ; here was 
a loyalist, greeting him with the official formula. But 
if he could not be belligerent, he could be suspicious, 
and the disappointing visitor was cross-examined for 
some time with a good deal of repetition and inconse 
quence. He stood barefooted in the sand, a smallish 
stout man with a shiny bald head* He wore tight 
alpaca trousers, a singlet, and a leather shoulder holster 
which held a revolver with a smart mother-of-pearl 
handle. At last the Comandante was either bored or 
satisfied ; the Nicaraguan bandit was a loyal Honduran 
who had escaped from a political sentence in Nicaragua. 
Don Tomas turned to us apologetically. 

* En Mosquitia hay muy mal hombresj he said. 

The bandit, as we continued to think of him, was 
invited to the house and the Comandante^ laying his gun 

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on the table, introduced us with the age-old formula of 
Spanish courtesy. 

c Tengo el honor dr presentarle a Vd. dos gran scientistas, 
que vienen de Inglaterra. . . .* 

The bandit shook us warmly by the hand. * Mttcho 
gustOy Senor. Tanto gusto, Senores. . . .* The Coman- 
dantfs fanciful introduction had created a profound 
impression. He too, was very interested in science ; 
and at home his wife, who could read, had many books. 
He hoped to go with us to La Geiba on the schooner, 
and doubtless on the way we should have some interest 
ing discussions. . . . 

After innumerable copas and copitas of the Comandantfs 
fire-water, and after healths had been drunk to all those 
present and to a number of others, we were relieved to 
hear a shout from the Captain. The loading was done, 
and he was ready to weigh anchor. In spite of our 
first feeling of relief it suddenly came to us that this was 
the end, that our expedition was over and that before 
long we should be back in La Geiba. Now that the 
time had come to start on the last lap of our return to 
civilization, there came a flat feeling of regret. Our 
time was up and in a few minutes Mosquitia would be 
behind us. 

Partly on account of this and partly, perhaps, as a 
result of the Comandante s drinks, we shook hands with 
him very warmly and at inordinate length, promising 
that we would come back again as soon as we could, and 
that we would certainly remember him to the President 
in Tegucigalpa. 

We paddled out across the flat water of Brewer s 

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Lagoon for the last time, climbed over the low gunwale 
of the schooner, and presently the Diesel began to throb 
and Captain Macdonald steered slowly out over the bar. 

Of the rest there is little to tell. We sailed un 
eventfully through a glassy sea to La Ceiba, where we 
were received with an enormous display of knowing 
suspicion. We were tired and our equipment was 
gone ; and we had spent all our money. A week later 
Nigel was on his way to Australia and I was working 
my way back to England as a supercargo on a banana 
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