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ILLUSTRATIONS
Frontispiece .... By Eliot Keen
Plymouth Rock— "The Comer Stone of Amer-
ican Liberty" 14
The stone is now inclosed in a handsome granite
canopy, but the gates are opened so that visitors may
press their feet upon this **Rock of AH the Ages. '
One of the most interesting sights in the home of the
Pilgrims.
A Sketch of Pl5rmouth in 1620 ... 22
as near as it can be stirmised from the records, is of
interest.
It is reproduced by permission from a copyrighted
picture owned by Mr. A. S. Burbank, Plymouth, and
shows the Governor's House somewhat more im-
posing than the rest, and the others grouped around
It.
Clark's Island 22
Directly opposite Plymouth. A party of the
Pflgrii^, in a shallop, were driven ashore 'on this
island in a storm. Not till daylight did they discover
their exact whereabouts. They nnaUy made their way
to the mainland and decided to select it as their place
of settlement.
In honor of the port in Ens^land from whence they
had sailed, they named it loymouth.
'* God hsul sifted three Kingdoms, to find the wheat for
this planting."— Lofigfr/low.
Old Church in Atisterfield, England . .22
attended by Governor Bradford and his friends
S' i8t prior to the exodus of the Pilgrims to Holland,
radford was then about seventeen years of age.
ii The Illustrations
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Birthplace of Bradford 22
Birthplace of Bradford in Austerfield, Etijjand,
first Governor of Plymouth, leader and historian of
the Pilgrims.
The Old Biuying Ground at Pl3miouth . . 30
"Beneath thoee ruggpd elms, that yew-txee't thade*
Whete heaves the turf in many a mouMering heap.
Bach in hit narrow cell forever laia.
The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep.
The breezy call of incense-breathing Mom,
The swallow tittering from the straw-buHt shed.
The cock's shrill clarion, or the echoing hom^
No more shall rouse them from their lowly bed.*'
—Grays EUgy,
No Spot in Pljrmouth is so interesting to the an-
tiqtiarian as Burial Hill. It is indeed hallowed
ground. Here lies all that is mortal of that famous
Mayflower " band. Here are the graves of Governor
Bradford, Governor Oarver, Elder Brewster and
others. It stands on an eminence back of the town,
where the Old Fort originally stood, and has its en-
trance to the right of the First Church in America.
Interior of Pilgrim Hall, Plymouth . . .22
This is one of the most interesting places in New
England. Many relics of rare historical importance
are in this collection and no tourist should leave the
town without paying it a visit. The pictures of Elder
Brewster's Chair, the White Cradle, Spinning Whed,
etc., were all kindly loaned by the Society and per-
mission granted to use them.
Among other valuable possessions owned by the
Society may be mentionea the Sword of Miles Stan-
dish, an ancient Christenine Blanket, Certificate with
Autograph Signature of Cord Nelson, Steel Yards,
Halberds, Samplers, Bead Ptirses, Shoes, Chests, Slip-
pers, Canes, Hats, Coats, etc., worn by the Pilgrims or
of that date. Also Letter from Oliver Cromwell,
Original Wills of Peregrine White, etc. etc.
The Church of Scrooby, England ... 30
The old church at Scrooby, England, from which
William Brewster and his freinds seceded, to form
the first body of "Separatists."
Drawn by William Holman at Scrooby and kindly
loaned bv the Pilgrim Sodetv.
The Illustrations iii
Page
The First Church in America of the Pilgrims 30
, The first church of the Separatists or Pilgrims was
organized under the leadership of William Brewster
( w;erwards Elder Brewster^ — at his home in Scrooby
Manor, England. Here in his drawing-room on
Sundays gathered together for divine service a small
company of men and women determined to be for-
ever free in their expression of religious devotions.
This organization, after removal, established the
First Church in America, as it was called. It is still
in existence and occupies a stately edifice in the old
town of Plymouth. It has piously preserved its rec-
ords in unbroken succession from the days of Robin-
son and Brewster to the present. It is well worth a
visit.
Home of the Great Captain of the Pilgrims, 38
Miles Standish, near Duxbury
Where he lies buried no man knows, but it is be-
lieved to be in Harden Hill in Duxbury which is now
marked by a group of large boulders flanked on all
four sides by cannon.
Home of John Alden and Priscilla ... 38
"Archly the maiden smiled and with eyes over numing
with laughter,
Said in a tremulous voice, " Why don't vou speak for
yourself, John?*'
In Longfellow's beautiful poem, **The Courtship
of Miles Standish," the romantic story of their love-
making is told. The house to whidi he took his
young bride is still standing and can be seen a short
distance from the railroad track near Duxbury.
Some Interesting Relics of the Pilgrim Fathers 38
Cradle of Peregrine White, first white child bom in
New England. This interesting event happened
while the Mayflower * ' was still at anchor in Province-
town Harbor.
Chair belonging to Elder Brewster.
A Spinning wheel of the time of the Pilgrims.
iv The Illustrations
Pa«e
Monument on Captain's Hill, Duxbiiry . . 38
In honor of the Pilgrim's intre^nd fighter, Captain
Standish.
Forefathers' Monument 38
A gigantic marble column erected on Burial Hill,
and dedicated to the immortal company of the
"Mayflower." The name of every passenger is in-
scribed on the square tablets on the colunm.
The Governor Benning Wentworth Mansion
at Portsmouth, N, H. . .46
Reginald Wentworth, Lord of the Manor of Went-
worth, in Berks, is considered the conunon ancestor
of the Wentworths of England and America.
Another distinguished member of this family was
the Marquis of Rockingham, who voted for tne re-
peal of the Stamp Act and acted with Chatham
against Lord North.
Yet it was the enforcen:ient of the Stamp Act under
Sir John Wentworth, last of the Royalist Governors of
New Hampshire, which caused the War of Revolution
and ^ecipitated the ruin of the family estates in
America. "Long John** Wentworth of Chicago is a
descendant of this family.
The Home of Rebecca Nurse at Danvers, Mass . 50
(still standing) an aged and infirm old lady, univers-
ally beloved by her neighbors, who was tried for
witchcraft.
So ridiculous was the testimony presented that
the jtiry brought in a verdict of Not Guilty."
But the frenzied people demanded her life and the
judge ordered a verdict of guilty.
Headquarters of Gen. Gage at Danvers . 54
Birthplace of Nathaniel Hawthorne, Salem,
Mass 58
The Wa3rside Inn at Sudbury, Mass. . 70
** Aa aocieat it this hostelry
As any in the land may be--
Btiilt in the old Colonial Days.
When men lived in a grander way."
Celebrated in Longfellow's poems of "Twice Told
Tales."
The Illustrations
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Montunent to Hannah Dnston, Haverhill 78
This woman's experience while unusually frightful
was typical of the fate that awaited those who were
the unfortunate victims of the Indians in Colonial
days.
As a prisoner, she was compelled to follow her
captors many weary days. At length, worn out by
their exertions to escape the pursuing enemy, they
sank into an exhaustive sleep.
Mrs. Duston seized her opportunity. With unex-
ampled heroism she despatched no less than fourteen
of her captors. In the confusion which followed she
made her escape and in due time reached the settle-
ment of Haverhill.
Monument at the "Old North Bridge," Con-
cOTd, Mass 86
where the advance of the British was finally checked,
1775. The graves of the first two British soldiers
kided in the war are at the end of the Bridge.
Where the Good Gray Poet, John G. Whittier,
Was Bom 94
Haverhill, Mass., now a prosperous shoe town.
Statue of the "Minute Men," Concord, Mass. 102
Monroe Tavern, Lexington, Mass. . .110
where the "Minute Men" gathered to oppose the
advance of the British, 1775.
Birthplace of Horace Greeley, at Amherst,
N. H 118
Pounder of the New York Tribune and the greatest
of all the anti-slavery agitators.
The Birthplace of President Franklin Pierce at
HillsboUD, N. H 126
Pierce was a great friend of Hawthorne's, both
being classmates at Bowdoin College.
vi The Illustrations
Page
Interior of President Pierce's Birthplace . • 134
Note the old Colonial wall paper now coming into
vogue again.
Monument to "Minute Men" at Lexington . 142
"Stand your ground; Don't fire unless fired upon,
but if they mean to have war, let it begin here."
Capt. Parker to the "Minute Men" at Lexington,
Aiwil 17, 1775.
The Old Manse at Concord, Mass. . . .150
Residence of Emerson's s^randfather, "The Fighting
Parson," and where Hawuiome wrote "Mosses from
an Old Manse."
Residence of Denman Thompson at Swanzey,
N. H 166
Mr. Thompson's great character," Joshua Whitcomb"
in the "Old Homestead," has been witnessed by
thousands and is one of the most interesting ' ' B'gosh '
plays ever produced.
"OldManof theMotmtains" . . . .174
Entrance to Crawford Notch and New Profile
House, Franconia, N. H. . . 182
Main Street in Old Amherst .... 190
Seat of Amherst Oollege, from which Henry Ward
Beecher graduated.
Snap Shots
Owl Head, on the Shore of Bar Harbor . . 194
View of Camden, Maine 198
Snrf near Camden .... . . 206
A Bit of the Berkshires . . . • .214
Lake Magunticook, Maine 222
TO THE KING ROW
MercantileLibrary,
- NEW YORK.
Mr. Goggles
Chafteb I.
[Wireless Message from Nantucket Lightship to
Schuyler Van Rensselaer, Union Club, Fifth Ave.,
New York, from the Earl ofDrysdale.]
On Board H. M. R. M. SS. Lucania,
Opp^Nantuckbt Lightship, June, 190 —
Breakfast with me to-morrow, Palm Room, Waldorf,
Came over rather suddenly. Very important.
Drtdsalb.
[Letter from the Earl of Drysdale to Schuyler Van
Rensselaer at Lenox, Mass.]
The Waldorf.
Monday.
Dear Schuyler:
I was awfully knocked out to find that after all you
did not get my wireless, for I have simply a chapter of
horrors to write you in consequence.
You remember that little affair at Longchamps
last summer in which, instead of being ridiculous as
usual, I came out what you call, I think, a ''winner."
Well, of course, the fellow was a dreadful cad, as
you know, to strike her horse the way he did, and if I
had not caught the beast he wotdd have bolted. But
5
MR. GCX3GLES
any one else would have done the same thing, and when
he tried to thrash me for my interference it wasn't his
fault that he didn't know that I was stroke in the
'Varsity team and the best boxer in Oxford in my time.
We all make mistakes, you know, and when it was
all over and she came out of the crowd to shake hands
and say I was the real thing — ^whatever that means —
I felt more than repaid, for the look in her face reassured
me.
I didn't see her again till one afternoon in London.
She was very anxious to visit the House of Lords, and
I passed her, with a party of friends, reading the notice
at the portal, "This Entrance for Peers, Sons of Peers,
and Ministers Plenipotentiary Only."
Dear me, it was a narrow escape! I had almost
watered when I caught myself and bowed. I belonged
in London, I said, and perhaps I could serve them«
She doubted it, because the American Ambassador
had informed her that no passes could be obtained that
wotdd admit them before at least six weeks, all having
been secured up to that time. They were awfully put
out, as they had booked to sail in two weeks, but wanted
to see the Lords and Commons very much.
I could have kicked the attendant who asked,
*' Shall I get some tickets for your Lordship?" For-
tunately, the ladies didn't hear, and I said: "If you will
wait a little I might fix things for you. My governor is
well known to some of the members. Pardon me a
moment."
And I went behind a pillar and wrote an order for
a pass which I gave to the door-keeper. In due time
they were ushered in, and I walked, rode or ran over to
the Marlborough Club, I don't remember which, and
MR. GOGGLES
braced my shattered nerves with some Scotch-and-soda.
Once again, and only once, did I see her. Some
friends of mine came in from the provinces, and after
doing Madame Tussaud, I took them to the Tower.
"That," I said, pointing to the cornice of the Tower on
the north end, "is the place where Sir Walter Raleigh
spent many a weary hour walking to and fro."
"You don't mean our Sir Walter Raleigh," said a
pleasant voice at my side; "the Raleigh who settled
Virginia? I'm from the States," she rattled on, and
then —
Well, she blushed furiously when I turned around,
and begged pardon for her intrusion. However, before
I could regain my wits she had disappeared.
But that glance decided me, and here I am.
I sha'n't worry you with my more than Sherlock
Holmes-like perspicacity in discovering her abiding-place
and her tdtimate destination. I could not m^e a
booking on the same steamer, and though I am about a
week late I am on the same half of the world with her.
Her father, I believe, is in trade of some sort. Are
there such things as Tobacco Magnates? And what are
they? I believe he does something in that line, what-
ever it is.
And so I came over here hot-foot to find her. She
told some of my friends that before going back to the
tall grass — does she live in the fields? — she was going
down East to see some of her father's people, and also
to visit some of the noted places in that part of the
cotmtry.
So I thought I too would go down East, and thereby
hangs a tale. I went to one of those large booking-
offices where they send people out in droves to see
8 MR. GOGGLES
places. "Personally Conducted Tours" is, I believe,
what fhey call them.
When inside the office the clerk said: ''The manager
can't see you before noon." As it lacked only a few
moments of that hour I decided to wait, wondering why
the n[ianager wanted to see me.
Presently the door of the private office opened, and
before I had time to speak the manager said: "You look
a likely sort. Ever traveled much?"
"A good deal," I said, still at a loss to understand
what next was coming.
"You remittance men generally have good training,
and if you'd only let booze alone could do very well.
If you'U promise to cut it out for three months I'll take
a chance on you and let you pilot a party through New
England, starting to-morrow. You get twenty a
week and found. If that's a go say the word and it's
settled."
I was too dazed to know what to do, but I had sense
enough to know that I was expected to escort a mixed
party of travelers through a part of the country I was
anxious to visit myself.
My heart stood still at the thought of being sponsor
for a mob of what we call "Cookies" at home.
"There's some of the bunch out there," broke in the
manager — "it's a swell party."
(Hory Hallelujah! In the direction pointed out, Uiere
stood the object of my search, and it suddenly occurred
to me that much might be gained by the deal. So with-
out knowing much more than I have told you, I accepted
the position, and to-morrow I go to Boston in charge of a
Personally Conducted Tour through New England.
I am so thoroughly dazed that I cannot write you
MR. GOGGLES
any more to-night. But to-morrow I will tell you for
the time being you are to be Lord Arthur Drysd^e
and all the rest of it, while I for the time being become
Schuyler Van Rensselaer, Manager of a Personally Con-
ducted Tour through New England, as per advertise-
ment of Welland & Haymont, Tourist Ticket Offices.
Till then, Yours,
Drtsdalb.
P. S. — ^The manager of the concern suddenly asked
me my name and I had to say something. I did not
want to give my real one, of course, but I wanted one
that sounded real, so, without thinking what I was
doing, I told him my name was Schuyler Van Rensse-
laer. And that was what went down on the books,
and under that awftd appellation I shall live for a few
days or weeks.
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to John Winthrop, Esq.,
of Winthrop, Morris & Co., Tobacco Manufacturers,
Richmond, Va.]
Nbw York.
You dear old Sweetheart:
Here we are again once more in the land of liberty
where every one is as good as the next and a great deal
better.
I tell you, pop, this liberty, equality, e pluribus tmuni,
et cetera, is all to the good — ^for those who like it; but
I don't mind telling you that there are some things on the
otiier side that would bear transplanting here to the
great advantage of dear Uncle Sam.
Now I am not in love with any particular Englishman,
lo MR. GCX3GLES
and I still say "bath" instead of "bawth." But I
cotddn't help noticing that some things are done better
in London than we do them in Pittsburgh, Pa., and they
are the things that cost nothing, too.
We left Southampton on the St. Patd last Saturday,
and arrived at Sandy Hook this morning. There were
the usual ntunber of Somebodies and the usual lot of
Nobodies who thought they were Somebodies. And of
course that irrepressible nuisance who saw nothing good
in Europe and who constantly vociferated that Little
Old New York was good enough for him.
Of course patriotism is well enough in its way, and I
hope you don't think I have lost any of mine. In fact,
I know I haven't. But I have been visiting our Old
Home — ^yours and mine, and that of countless thousands
of other Americans, and such assertiveness struck me
tmpleasantly.
How much nicer it was and how much more tactful,
to have Sir Arthur Pembroke, a well-known mem-
ber of Parliament, arise, as he did at the conclusion of
the concert last Wednesday night, to request that the
glee club (composed entirely of Britishers) would sing,
out of compliment to the American ship on which they
was sailing, to the American passengers, and to the
great cotmtry he was going to see for the first time,
"The Star-spangled Banner."
Instantly we all sprang to our feet and cheered first
for that grand old tune, then for the courteous English-
man who had proposed it. Tears filled my eyes as we
all joined in the singing, and I had a queer sensation
running all through me.
Popsy, I don't know just what made me do it, but
MR. GOGGLES n
when that hymn ended I acttially got on my feet
among all those passengers and said, with a grandilo-
quent gesture, meant to conceal my nervousness:
" Fellow citizens, are we to be excelled even in courtesy
by an Englishman? " (Cries of " Hear, hear! No, No !")
" I call for a voltmteer quartette, all Americans, to sing
•God Save the King!"'
I tell you. Dad, that made a great hit. Before I knew
it, I was led or pushed up to the piano amid a whirlwind
of applatise. When I struck the first bar of England's
national anthem my nervousness had all disappeared
and the notes rang out true and clear. Of course every-
body rose, and sudi a volume of sound went up that my
poor little playing and the voices of the quartette were
completely lost. Everybody was delighted and the
evening wound up in a blaze of glory, so to speak.
I mention this as an illustration of the courteous
spirit which met me on every side in England. If it
contrasts unpleasantly with the spirit of the Little Old
New Yorkers, I am sorry.
I shall have much to tell you when I come home. I
visited many of the places your early ancestors came
from. I made a drawing of the home of William Brew-
ster at Scrooby Manor — ^immortalized in the aimals of
the First Church in Plymouth by the loving title "Elder
Brewster," and I stood in the same drawing-room where
so many of the future passengers of the Mayflower were
wont to gather for divine service on Sunday afternoons.
That was before they had formally resolved to organ-
ize a separate church. Later, when they had formed
the first Congregational Society in the world, they met
at a quaint little inn called the Saracen's Head. I
n:iade a drawing of that also and one or two others,
ij MR. GOGGLES
Austerfield Church, where Wm. Bradford — ^afterwards
Governor Bradford of Plymouth Colony — ^was baptized,
and of Austerfield, where he was bom.
Besides these 1 have the old Scrooby Church, where
the Pilgrims formerly worshipped and from which they
seceded.
I can't begin to tell you how much all this interested
and delighted me. I tried hard to get a portrait of the
Rev. John Robinson, their first pastor, and their only
pastor till the day of his death. He was a man of sin-
gular beauty of character and of great liberality of spirit.
In his great work Brewster was powerfully aided
by Robinson, who remained steadfast during their exile
to Holland, their return to England and their final de-
parture to America. I was delighted to know that this
First Church, as it was called, is still in existence in the
little town they founded on the shores of Massachusetts
Bay — ^Plymoutii, and that the church has piously pre-
served its records, from the days of Robinson and
Brewster to the present.
When I had finally exhausted the treasures of Auster-
field and Scrooby, I took a run up to Groton in Suffolk, —
the home of your most illustrious ancestor, the Hon.
John Winthrop, first governor of Massachusetts and
leader of the great Puritan exodus that was to found our
great Republic.
I have never been absolutely dear about the differ-
ence between Pilgrim and Puritan. I learned that the
Pilgrims were for absolute separation from the Church
of England, while the Puritans thought the needed
ref om:i8 could be accomplished without such a radical
step.
In those dajrs it meant something to incur the dis-
MR. GOGGLES 13
pleasure of the royal authority in chtirch affairs. The
Puritans thought that the Pilgrims, by their more ad-
vanced position, wotdd bring about a conflict that would
be ruinous to all. In this respect they were like the
opponents of slavery in our own ante-civil-war days.
The Puritans hotly resented being called Separatists,
just as the anti-slavery men denied being Abolitionists.
Though the Puritans, like the Abolitionists, were
weak numerically and in all i>robability might never
have been strong enough to found a new state, the fact
remains that the principle for which they both contested
— religious freedom and the abolishment of slavery —
became tdtimately the object for which all contended
and achieved.
So you see. Popper, you must let me reverence, even
more than I have, the memory of my great, great, great
maternal grandmother, even if she did make her bashful
lover propose to her.
I wonder if these " Little Old New Yorkers" could go
back more than twenty years if they tried without land-
ing in some out of the way place that nobody ever
heard of before?
Well, this is a drefful long letter, dear Daddy, but I
got quite worked up and simply cotddn't help it.
Your affectionate daughter,
Hblbn.
[Letter from Schuyler Van Rensselaer, of Lenox, to the
Earl of Drysdale.]
My Dear Drysdale:
What crazy mal^e-mer scheme has got into your
head now?
14 MR. GCX3GLES
Of course you can use my name, although I have just
refused a flattering offer from the agent of a large cigar
concern for a similar privilege. He even showed me
a huge twelve sheet poster (he called it) of myself »
large enough to cover the side of a house, inscribed:
"The Smoke of Quality t"
Van Rensselaer ugars
Frequently Goodl 1
Laigest Seller in the Wotldl 1 I
5 cts. All Dealers.
My face (frontispiece, he called it) was framed in an
oval of bay-leaves H la (}8ssar, Hannibal, and Napoleon.
My necktie was a vivid red, my clothes of a checker-
board pattern, and my thumbs were stuck in my arm-
pits.
I was to get quite a comfortable sum of money for
this, besides unlimited "Van Rensselaers" to smoke.
But I spumed the offer. I gently but firmly informed
the puryevor of this delectable weed that I could not
have fame thrust upon me. '* Until I have done some-
thing of which my cotmtrymen are proud,*' I said, "I
cannot pose even on a bill board as a celebrity. Do not
tempt me. Try Knockefeller or J. Pierpont."
And now you want this valuable privilege for nothing.
Well, old man, go ahead. I send this note addressed
to myself as desired. So you start right.
Let me hear from you soon. The Embassy crowd
are coming up. Can't you come up for the week end?
Faithfully,
Van.
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[Letter from Miss Helen Winthrop to her Father.]
Th» Tourainb, B08TON9 July 5, 19 —
Your dear O. S. T.:
That means Old Sweet Thing, stupid, so don't waste
any more time puzzling over it, for I'm in a hurry to tell
you lots and lots about itihe loveliest trip I ever made.
We left New York for Bostom on the Fall River Line.
You may not believe me, Popsy, but New York is cele-
brated for some other things besides the fact that it is
the headquarters of your Tobacco Company. I know
you don't like me, to make such rash statements, but if
you had seen that gloi^cjus p$|^j)ly<AC^<>ned towers that
stood revealed as><i^49?^''mii;j^<^^ glided out into
the river, I think fcven you wotildr'a^timiit The sun was
quite low in the ^esfej^^.'ttircfpv; .a.&ery glow into myriads
of wimdows. The itmosptere Js s6 itwishingly clear that
the sail which now commenced was far more beautiful
than aftything I had ever dreamed of even in my wildest
fancies.
In a few moments we were out in midstream headed
for the bay, where the boat swings around the Battery
on its way up the East River to the Sound.
And that Bay! Was there ever a more beautiful
harbor in the world? I simply can't describe
it. There were great ocean greyhounds coming
in and|going out. Saucy little tugs dartedj^hither and
thither. Lumbering ferry boats, crowded to the rails,
with workers hcmieward bound. Long tows of freight
cars, coal barges, yachts, motor boats, excursion boats,
tank steamers, and every possible description of marine
craft ia endless procession and apparent confusion. Yet
i6 MR. GOGGLES
all sailed by "the rule of the road" and everything moved
in precision.
As we rounded the Battery we got a glimpse of Ellis
Island where all the immigraiits land; of the great
Statue of Liberty; of old Castle William and Governor's
Island In the distance we could see some war ^ps
lying off Staten Island, and knew that the ocean — ^the
deep aad dark blue ocean — ^lay just beyond
I got busy with my camera, and I will just paste a few
of these pictures in this letter, which will help you to
enjoy the trip next year, when you make it again with
me, for I am determined that you are not going to waste
all your time making more dollars than you or I can
ever spend decently.
WeU, ahnost before you could say it, we were headed
up the East River. The sight of the great city on both
sides of the stream was certainly of the keenest interest.
Just before you come to the Bridge you get a very sharp
contrast betweem old New York and the new. Below
Wall Street ferry, there are some houses of Colonial
days still standing, while directly behind them rise the
gigantic structures of (the present great financial dis-
trict. I shouldn't be surprised if your office was among
them. If so, you should be ashamed to gaze so
haughtily at the modest, unpretentious buildings that
were there long before you or your Tobacco company
were ever thought of. On the right hand side, directly
opposite, are the immense warehouses of Brooldys, and
just above them that fashionable part of town known
as "The Heights."
They have a new bridge over the East River now. It is
not very far from the old one, whidi we are now passing,
and just before you come to it on the New York side is
MR, GOGGLES 17
seen one of the many Recreation Parks, for which this
great dty is famous. On the Brooklym side is the Navy
Yard. The new bridge ends at the foot of Broadway,
Brooklyn — bright among the great buildings of the Sugar
Trust — friends of yours, I suppose. Then, as we go up
a little further, past the 23rd Street ferry to 34th Street,
we come to die anchorage of the New York Yacht Qub,
and almost any evening you can see the boat of your
special admirer, J. Pierpont. The "Kanawha" belong-
ing to Rogers of the "System" as Tom says; and other
beautiful vessels, owmed by New York's great financiers,
who make this their anchorage, while the owners slave
pitilessly all day in the stifling heat down town piling up
money which they do not need.
We are now fairly well "uptown" as they say in New
York. On the Brooklyn side is the terminal of the
Long Island Railroad; just beyond are some im-
portant plants of the Standard Oil Company and
various other large manufacturing concerns. Then we
come to Astoria, where another new bridge is to be
built. Turning to the New York side again we see the
top of some of their uptown skyscrapers like the Flat-
iron, the Times building, the famous Waldorf-Astoria
and the new Plaza Hotel. We also passed several parks
and one or two small breathing places such as we saw
further downtown. A number of breweries, cigar fac-
tories, piano warehouses, etc., are passed in succession.
Pretty soon we came to Blackwell's Island, the city's
penitentiary. It contains also almshouses, workhouses
and lunatic asylums. It is certainly well kept. Then we
enter Hell Gate — terrible now in name only, but in
former years a veritable hell for luddess mariners caught
unawares in its vortex.
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Blackwell's Island is followed by Ward's, Randall's,
Hart's and North Brother Islands, all devoted to the
uses of the various departments of the city's poor and
unfortunate.
In a few moments we reached the Sound proper and
were now out on that g^and sheet of water — from three
to thirty miles wide — which separates Long Island from
the mainland.
You feel now as if the trip had only commenced, and
that what had gone before was only a curtain-raiser, so
to speak. I have not spoken of the boat itself, dear
Popsy, but I hardly think Mr. Carnegie in his grand new
house in New York is any more comfortable.
The dining room is cheerful and the service good. I
can eat your New England breakfast of brown bread,
cofEee and beans, as it is served in our home and enjoy
it. Yet in a restaurant where the plates are an inch
thick and the cups have big rough spaces bitten out of
the edges, I cotildn't eat at all. You tmderstand?
It isn't like a hotel, exactly, because it's nicer, more
sociable, more, more— oh, I don't know what to say
— ^likable — I guess, is as good a word as any.
They leave at the right time. You have ample leisure
to enjoy the sights I have described before the shades of
night render the shore indistinct. By that time the big
dinner crush is over, and there is an excellent cuisine
and excellent service awaiting you. The charges are
reasonable, and the bill of fare embraces all that can be
desired.
After dinner I went on deck. We were then about oflf
Willett's Point, a fort on Long Island where a most in-
teresting event occurred.
The orchestra gathered on the top deck. It was then
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about sundown, and they grouped themselves at the foot
of the halliards that would soon bring Old Glory to the
foot of the flagstaff.
As the sailors began slowly to lower the grand old
s3ntnbol of freedom the orchestra struck up the "Star
Spangled Banner." Everybody uncovered, and I tell you,
Popsy, I never saw anything that moved me just so
much. I just wished I were a man, ®o I could take off
my hat, too.
Toward morning Newport'sTlights are rapidly ap-
proaching as we sail arotmd old Point Judith and catch
the beam from Beaver Tail Light. Brenton's Reef
Light Ship is passed on the right, and the run up the
bay with the great Government Naval Training Station
on Conanicut Island on the left has commenced, but is
over in a very few moments as our boat ties up at this
celebrated town.
[A Letter from Helen to her Father,^
Dear Dad:
I sha'n't waste much time on the "400" side of New-
port. There are hackmen by the dozen who will drive
you round the town and say with awed voices : "On the
right is the residence of Mr. Jimmie B. Astorbilt ; it cost
480,000 million dollars. On the left is the Marble
Palace of James Jenkins, the Mustard King; just ahead
is the home of Dinkelspiel Dustinstacks, the Coal Baron,
etc''
A shining trap comes down the Avenue, and you are
congratulated by the driver on having actually seen, with
your own eyes, Mrs. Bullionaire, the leader of New York
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society with her two famous twin daughters, Gertie and
Sue. Thmkofit!
You are supposed to be properly impressed with this
sort of thing, but for my part I declined to listen to it,
and ordered the cabman to show me the monument to
Oliver Hazard Perry of "We have met the enemy and
they are ours 1" fame, or his brother, Matthew Galbraith
Perry, who first opened the ports of Japan to the trade of
the civilized world. It is perhaps not too much to say
that the present proud position occupied by the little
brown man was greatly hastened by the peremptory de-
mand from Perry that morning fifty years ago, when he
secured the first commercial treaty ever made by the
Mikado for Western trading, and the United States se-
cured the prize.
It seems a pity to so dwarf all the other exquisite at-
tractions of Newport by its social side, that everything
else is forgotten. A gathering at the Casino attracts
a crowd of morbid sightseers who act as if it was a
circus. Yet as a matter of fact, the town has another side
to it, of equal interest and importance. Ample accom-
modations for persons of moderate means are easily ob-
tainable, and the remarkably salubrious climate of New-
port, which is of course, its chief diarm for the rich, is
within the reach of many thousands who are kept away
from Newport just on this account
I suppose you would insist on living some-
where on the Avenue, or having a house facing the Qiflf
walk. But, personally I like the other and much less
expensive part of town better. But then I*m a Philis-
tine.
It IS all very well to make money, dear Dad, but what's
the use, if you can't spare time to get the good of it? I
MR. GOGGLES 2t
keep telling you this all (the time, but you don't bdievc it,
or won't whidi is the same thing.
But this trip proves one thing to my satisfaction. It
is worth more than money to see all the beauties of it,
no matter if it cost a fortune, whidi it doesnt. You spend
more for cigars in a week than it all amounts to.
With lots of love and kisses,
Yours,
Helen.
[Telegram from Schuyler Van Rensselaer to the Same
at Hotel Somerset, Boston.]
Lenox, Mass.
Wilberforce left here in his motor car for a trip along the
South Shore. Forgot to tell him who you are. 'Ware
Wilberforce. Van.
[Telegram from Drysdale to Schuyler Van Rensselaer.]
Boston, Mass.
Find Wilberforce and wire him to cut me if we meet,
Important. Drtsdalb.
[Letter from Schuyler Van Rensselaer to Drysdale.]
Dear Drysdale:
I don't know whether you are aware of it or not,
but there is absolutely no possibility of keeping up this
game for any length of time to speak of.
Wilberforce came up from Washington yesterday
and has a letter from your young brotherthe Honorable
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Bradford, and Brad wants to know if you've turned up
3ret.
Besides that, your twenty-seven trunks are all at the
hotel, and one of the pesky things got a hole poked in it
on the way over.
That wouldn't be so bad were it not that it has ex-
posed your coat of arms and monogram embroidered
on some linen. These are uncommon things for a man
to wear in these parts and one of our enterprising yel-
low journals is making out that you have been myste-
riously made away with.
I nearly dropped in my tracks this afternoon when I
heard from the Club window: "Uxtra, Terrible!" and a
big headline sajdng:
EARL OF DRYSDALE
DEADl
I sent a man out for a copy and was immensely re-
lieved to find the words "Is the" printed in very small
letters at the top ! I couldn't see them from the window
at all, of course, and it upset me dreadfully. I shall
have to take another Scotch-and-soda.
Well, of course, that's set the whole town talking.
I called Brad on the 'phone, and said I knew where
you were and that you were all right ; also that you would
turn up in a few days, and for him to stop this infernal
newspaper talk. Thank goodness, to-night's papers
are greatly subdued — a mere paragraph saying that
your whereabouts were no secret and that you had gone
out of town with some friends, etc.
So for the present you arQ 3afe, but the deuce take it,
what about next week?
OOnriQHT BY A. S. lURBANK PLYMOUTH, MASS.
Clark's Island. Here the Shallop Landed
Old Church at Austerfield
England
Birthplace of Bradford
Interior Pilgrim Hall, Plymouth
YtiJ :.J.' YOhK
PUBi-iC LIBRARY
ASTOn, LSNOX
MR. GOGGLES 23
The Governor has gone out to Mexico about some
mines he has down there and has just wired me to join
him at once. I leave on the Limited to-morrow at ten.
Wire me what to do.
Wilberforce, as I wired you this morning, is going
down New England way, and of cotirse, should he meet
you, would give the whole affair away.
I would have told him your story, but bless me, my
boy, he would never believe it. You know your father
got him his appointment, and he'd simply die if he
tiiought he couldf, render ypu any. service, and that's
what he'd think he ^as. doing, if he .caught you Per-
sonally Ckmductii^^'aiLytiiiiig tsndt r^ote sacred self.
Chuck it. Jack,! Tlj^, g^rl'^all right, no doubt, but
there's bushels of Mso.tip: hem at Leii^x and all dying
for a title. YoUfs' sincerely;
Van.
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to Mr. J. Winthrop.]
Hotel Somerset^ Boston.
Venerable and Respected Sire:
I believe I have actually acquired a certain amotmt
of hauteur in this dear old town that is absolutely for-
eign to the atmosphere of Pittsburgh.
This is an intellect town, as I beard a New York man
say. The streets are so delightftdly crooked that it is
not unusual for a stranger going down one street to
meet himself coming up another.
I hadn't left the Parker House over three minutes
this morning when I felt myself helplessly lost. I
wandered around aimlessly for almost an hour before I
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ventured to ask a policeman where my destination lay.
That's real Bostonese. In Richmond I'd have said
"where the hotel was."
"The Parker House? Oh, yes! Certainly; that's it
across the street."
The 179th edition of the Fartners Almanac is now for
sale on the streets and in the bookshops. For one hun-
dred and seventy-nine years New England has been loyal
in her support of this peerless publication. By it the
fanner sows his seed and reaps his crop. It tells him
months in advance whether it will rain on the day he
means to cut his hay, and he plans accordingly.
The housewife is informed as to the best manner in
which to prepare Codfish Cakes, Pork and Beans — and
has been faitfifully so informed every year since 1727.
Let us hope that the dear old soul will get it through
her head before the millenium.
The signs of the zodiac, in all their pristine grandeur,
are emblazoned on every page. The art of the wood
engraver — ^who apparently works with a meat ax in New
England— will never perish from the earth while the
Fanners Almanac exists. But Timothy Cole, Frank
Fovder and Frank Frendi had best look to their laurds.
The phases of tfie moon, the surgings of the tide, the
proper size for a roasting ear, are all faithfully recorckd
in ibis delectable volume. The last line is particularly
toudui^. It informs a waiting world that ''a little flour
mixed witfi water poured over a bum will rdieve the
pain.''
Dear old Almanac! With all diy &ults we hope you're
still in swaddling dotfaes and have a long and virtuous
career ahead.
There are some other quaint things I have seen, Pop,
MR. GOGGLES 2$
over here in the book line. I think you asked me to get
you a copy of the old Bay State Psalm Bode and the
New England Primer. I tried, but they seem to be
appreciated by somebody else as well as you. The last
"Bid" as you would say, for a Primer, was something
like five thousand dollars, with none offered, and the
Psalm Book is even higher.
One of the men in your supply department said he
could duplicate either of them for about seven dollars a
thousand and give me a much better looking job in the
bargain — ^"it wouldn't have that bum old-fashioned type,
and the dirty, yellow, motheaten paper, either."
Tempted as I was to order a few thousand, I heroically
declined. Price is not always everything.
We have been doing the town in "electrics" — ^trolleys,
they call them elsewhere. The service is very good. We
went to Bunker Hill, Dorchester, crossed over to East
Boston in the new tunnel and had a good time generally.
Not many years ago the Boston man who went as far
from home as Roxbury, would remark he had been "out
west." Now, you can't say that truthfully unless you go
as far as Worcester.
Write me soon again, Honey. I miss you more and
more every day, though you don't deserve to be tdd any*
thing half so nice.
Helen.
P. S.— I notice I said Book shops. That's what Gog-
gles calls them.
MR. GOGGLES
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
HoTBL Vbndomb, Boston, August aad.
Dearest Daddy:
In your last letter you asked me why I didn't de-
scribe Boston a little mpre seriously.
Candidly speaking, Dad, I suppose the reason is that
it is one of those beautiful and noble cities that one could
not describe any more than he could describe a O)rot or
some marvelous sunset that he had seen.
Still, if you have the patience to read, I should like to
tell you a little about die interesting places and things
which I saw in the "Hub of the Universe," as Dr.
Holmes called it.
It has another name that I like better — "The City of
Beautiful Ideals."
It was planted in prayer, nurtured in faith, and irom
it have sprung the thoughts and ideals that have nour*
ished the life of the whole nation. So I think the twen-
tieth century pilgrim must enter Boston in a mood
hushed and reverent, as he would enter a temple, and
perhaps, if he listens, the divine message will come to
him as it came to tiiose older pilgrims ; a message of a
truer, simpler life than he has ever known. I have read
somewhere that on his arrival the visitor to Boston in-
variably climbs first to the cupola of the State House,
and ftx>m it gazes out on the beautiful waters of Boston
Harbor ; but we did not do this. I remember standing
before Park Street Churdi (though I can not remember
how we got there) looking up at the edifice and thinking
it was in this churdi that Dr. Edward Everett Hale, as a
boy, heard for the first time the singing of "America.**
Miss Nickerson said that on the site of this church there
MR, GOGGLES 27
once stood a huge building called "The Granary." It
held 12,000 bushels of grain, and it was kept full by the
town to be sold to the poor at cost, in case of famine.
The Old Granary Burying Ground, which lies between the
Tremont building and Park Street Church, must get its
name from this town granary. Here can be seen the
granite obelisk which the dtizenft of Boston erected in
1827, over the grave of the parents of Benjamin Frank-
lin ; and here lie also the bodies of John Hancock, Samuel
Adams, Peter Faneuil and Paul Revere.
From the comer of Tremont and Park streets one
can see the historic old Common curving in all its beauty
to the foot of the hill, and if he raises his head he will
catch his first glimpse of the State House on Beacon
HiU.
The State House is the most conspicuous building in the
whole city. Its cornerstone was laid by Samuel Adams,
assisted by Paul Revere, in 1795, and three years later it
was dedicated and occupied for the first time. But, grand
as it is, it can not occupy the place in the hearts of the
Bostonians which is held by that little brick structure
which stands at the head of State street, Bostcm's Old
State House.
Here the royal governor and his councillors held their
meetings before the Revolution, and from its small bal-
cony were read the royal decrees. Washingfton reviewed
his troops from its windows, and the State Constitution
was conceived under its roof.
It must have been a sad day when the members of the
state government said farewell to this ancient Capitol
and marched in formal procession to the new building on
Beacon Hill.
It is interesting to know that the land on which the
28 MR. GOGGLES
new State House stands was originally a oow pasture be-
longing to John Hancock, and was purchased from him
for $4iOoa
Even dearer than the Old State House to the heart of
the Bostonian is Faneuil HalL
In 1742 Peter Faneuil presented it to the town of Bos-
ton to be used for a town hall and market There in the
k>wering days preceding the Revolution, the citizens of
Boston rocked the infant Liberty until it grew large
enough to sit up and shake its fist at King George.
When the British occupied Boston in 1775-76, the of-
ficers used it as a theater. Today it is the h<Hne of the
Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company, the oldest
military organization on this continent
Two objects of the greatest interest to me were the
dock in the cupola which was presented by the school
children, and the queer grasshopper weather-vane made
in imitation of one on the Rc^al Exchange of London.
Not far f nnn Faneuil Hall stands one of Boston's most
famous churches, the Old South.
Here the unhappy Judge Sewall confessed his error
regarding witchcraft, and here was the starting point of
the gallant Boston Tea Party. In this church the in-
fant Benjamin Franklin was baptized on January 6,
1706. At that time the Franklins lived in a small modem
bouse on Milk street opposite to the Old South Church.
The churdi is used now as a museum, and we spent
an entire morning looking at the Colonial and Revolu-
tionary relics which it contained. Two places in Boston
filled me with enthusiasm ; Cbpps Hill and the Old North
Church. They are neighbors, as is fitting.
Once the hill was the site of a windmill ; now it is a
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burial place, and in it rest the bodies of the Mather family
and many others.
Quite near it stands the historic Old North Church.
It is the oldest church in Boston, having been built in
1723.
One could spend a day inside looking at the ancient
organ, the clock, the belfry from which hung the lanterns
of Paul Revere fame, and th^ wonderful chime of bells,
the first set cast in America.
Another old church, full of historic associations, is
King's Chapel, the first Episcopal church in Boston. It
was erected in 1689, a small wooden building, which was
later replaced by the present structure. It was furnished
by three English kings. Its organ, given by Thomas
Brattle, was the first large one erected in New Eng-
land. Here the 'loyalist" gentry attended divine serv-
ice.
The governor had a special pew which was lined with
china tiles and its windows draped in crimson damask.
In the burial ground which is attadied to the chapel
lie the bodies of John Winthrop, the Rev. John Cotton,
Governor Shirley and Lady Andros.
The literary charm of Boston seems concentrated in
the vicinity of Beacon Hill.
In this neighborhood lived Gilbert Stuart, Josiah
Quincy, Channing, Richard H. Dana, Prescott, Motley,
and a host of others. Here James T. Fields drew his
quaint, sweet pictures of human life, and from his room
overlooking the Charles, his Autocrat neighbor wrote his
brilliant sketches. Near the Charles, Longfellow wooed
and won Miss Appleton, and Hawthorne was wont to sit
at sunset, "watching the vessels dropping down the
stream.
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How delightful it is to think that only a few doors
from here James Russell Lowell gave his charming din-
ners» and the Jacobins' Qub held its meetings !
The charm of that life to me was its simplicity. Think
of Mrs. Hawthorne walking across the G>nmion with a
broom in her hand which she had bought, and Mr.
Whipple in the garden pidcing currants for supper!
Everybody knew everybody, and in those days there
was time for friendship. I like to imagine the crowd
which gathered in the ''Comer Book Store" to discuss
the politics of the day or Emerson's last lecttu-e. Prob-
ably Mr. Emerson himself, leaning against the book
shelves, would give one of his orations which Lowell
says ''began nowhere and ended everywhere; and yet,
as always with that divine man, left you feeling that
something beautiful had passed that way, something
more beautiful than anything else, like the rising and set-
ting of stars. * * * He boggled, he lost his place,
he had to put on his glasses; but it was as if a crea-
ture from some fairer world had lost his way in our
fogs, and it was our fault and not his."
Mr. Goggles and I are reading Dr. Edward Everett
Hale's book called "Lowell and His Friends," and it gives
the most fascinating description of old Boston. He has
such an endianting manner of describing the home life .
of that period, its diarm and gayety and informality, that
it seems as if one could never leave off reading it.
We went to see the homes of Wendell Phillips
Howells, Edwin Booth, and many others, and one after-
noon we took a car out to Cambridge and visited Long-
fellow's old house on Brattle street. Many of his best
poems were written in this house. It is known as the
"Craigie House," and is full of historic interest, having
The Scrooby Church
at Scrooby Manor, England
Present Edifice "The First Church in' America"
Founded by the Pilgrims
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been occupied for eight months by Washington, who used
it as his headquarters. Sixty years later it was given
to Longfellow by his father-in-law as a wedding present,
and here he brought his bride and lived until his death.
Mrs. Longfellow was a woman of great ctdture, and the
old "Craigie House" was one of the most charming of
literary homes.
The portiom of Boston's territory known as the Back
Bay is well worth visiting. A pleasant way of reaching
it is to follow the famous ''Long Path" which rims
from Joy street to-Boylston, and taking the latter thor-
oughfare pass b^;t^e MaS9aGii<i39e^ Institute of Tech-
nology, (the Brun^wiidtKdtd/andspiheof the most beau-
tiful shops in'the:,icity, .and arrive '. finally at Copley
Square.
On this magnificent square are the Museum of Fine
Arts, Tnmty Church, the New Old South, and the
Public Library, all splendid buildings that appeal tre-
mendously to the eye and to the imagination.
The Public Library is a stately and noble edifice, beau-
tiful without and within.
The mural art is the work of John S. Sargent, Edwin
A. Abbey, Puvis de Chavannes, and John Elliott, and
is dignified and beautiful.
One could stand for hours in Bates Hall, where every
table is filled with eager readers, or spend an afternoon
in the fine arts department.
The atmosphere of the place is helpful and s}mipathetic
and filled with life and energy.
On the southerly side of Copley Square stands the
Museum of Fine Arts, another center which has a won-
derful influence over the efttire community.
The Museum was erected in 1876, and during this
32 MR. GOGGLES
quarter of a century a most wonderful collection of
sculptural casts and paintings has been secured.
Here one sees paintings by Millet, G>rot, William Hunt,
George Fuller, John S. Saigent and others.
One longs for leisure when one visits such a place.
I did manage to escape from the others and potter about
for an hour in the "Allston room," where many of Alls-
ton's most beautiful works are exposed
One of the custodians told us diere was an art school
conducted on the third floor, the one above the pictures,
and I saw several girls, evidently students, in long-
sleeved blue aprons, strolling in the galleries. How ideal
it must be to study art in such a place I
Only a step from the Museum is Trinity Church, whose
beautiful interior seems still thrilling witli the wonderful
voice of Phillips Brodcs.
I suppose architecturally it is the most beautiful church
in New England. It is wonderfully decorated by John
La Farge, but one is most impressed by the spirit of the
place, the spirit of tender hospitality ; it seems to throw
out divine arms of charity and love to all mankind, as
did that great spirit who ministered within its walls.
To stand in front of Trinity Church on a fair, summer
afternoon is to rejoice.
Looking across a grassy triangle one sees the beauti-
ful buildings I have so poorly described, and one which I
shall not attempt to describe because I can not, the
New Old South Church. Warm and serene its tower
rises against the glorious blue of the sky, and the sight
is a thing one can never forget. It seems to lift one out
of the dusty earth into the Heaven towards which it
points.
Behind the library lies the Back Bay Fens with its
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quaint poplar trees and low picturesque bridges, and mot
far distant is the river and Harvard bridge. It is pleas-
ant to stand on this bridge at sunset and look at the
spires and roofs of the oollege town and then down at
the placid Charles.
How Dr. Holmes loved this river, and what comfort
and inspiration he must have derived from its peaceful
waters!
August 23rd.
Yesterday was a long, rainy day, which I spent almost
wholly in writing to you. Today as I read over the
pages, I find I have left out several places which are
sure to be of interest to my dear old Dad. These are the
Chamber of Commerce, the Old County Court House, and
Bunker Hill Monument (my dear, think of my forget-
ting thatl)
Mr. Goggles says that the Chamber of Commerce is
one of the most beautiful buildings he has ever seen. It
is made of a lovely pink granite, and has a granite crown
on its head, which I suppose gives it the dignified name
of "King of Boston Buildmgs.''
I believe that the Chamber formerly occupied rooms
in Quincy Market, but they were very anxious to have
a suitable building, and how glad they must have been
when Henry M. Whitney donated the land on which this
beautiful building is placed !
Far different in character, but to me more interesting,
is grim Old Court House which frowns out at me from
behind the Oty Haai.
You will remember some of the historic trials which
took place within its walls, and here it stands today
scowling down on the hustling, bustling people of the
twentieth century.
34 MR. GOGGLES
We are only going to sp^id a few hours at present in
Boston. Our guide has mapped out quite an original
plan for us which I am sure will be very interesting.
Prom here we take a train on the Old Colony Road
to Provincetown — ^the end of Cape Cod.
This little town rejoices in the honor of having first
received the Mayflower and its immortal passengers.
There is a society formed for the purpose of collecting
funds for the erection of a monument commemorating
this event, but they seem to be very slow about it.
Perhaps the rest of us don't know about the project or
it would grow faster. It is certainly a meritorious
object.
However, that is the idea. To follow in the footsteps
of the Puritan and Pilgrim in New England, and I like
it tremendously.
By the way, I wish you could find a place for this
guide of ours when the season's over. He seems quite
an intelligent young man and has evidently had a decent
bringing up. He speaks French and German very
nicely, I believe, and but for one fault would be ahnost
ideaL He affects at times a manner that does not com-
port with his real station in life.
For instance, he sometimes forgets such little details
as getting us newspapers, time cards, etc. Once when
I spoke about this he said his man always attended to
these things, and then checked himself as if he had made
a slip, and blushed violently.
Also he seems to have a perfect mania for canes. He
carries one with him constantly. He has also a rather
odd way of wearing a certain large ring on his finger.
The seal side is always worn inside the hand. It is a
very unusual style of ring, for I saw it once when he
MR. GOGGLES 35
wa^'t looking. It is very elaborately engraved and
looks like one of the kind you hand down from father to
son from the third to the fourth generation. I should
like to have seen it closer, but just then he turned the
seal back to the inside and I lost the chance.
Nevertheless, I cannot say too much in praise of his
uniform courtesy to me at all times and under all cir-
cumstances. He is a veritable storehouse of informa-
tion regarding New England history and has no end of
anecdotes and stories concerning the people and their
early lives. I suppose though, that is his business, and
if so he certainly is up to his line.
It was his idea to follow the exact footsteps of the
Pilgrims. For that reason we shall skip Boston for the
present. We shall take a sail boat at Provincetown
and explore the shores just as the Pilgrims did before
they finally landed at Plymouth.
I never knew that they landed anywhere else than at
Plymouth, but Mr. Goggles, that's his name, seems
to have ever3rthing at his finger's ends, yet calmly
admits that he never studied Colonial history in his
life.
Well, he is certainly a most interesting young man,
and I do hope you can find something for htm to do by
the time the season's ended. Otherwise he may go to
California or the South of Europe, and that is a dis-
agreeable thought, I am sorry to say.
We leave this morning for the Cape.
Yours,
Hblbn.
36 MR. GOGGLES
[Telegram from Drysdale to Van.]
Boston, Mass.
Schuyler Van Rensselaer:
Don't leave New York till you get my letter if you
can possibly help it. Can't cable Bradford or write
Wilberforce. Particulars by mail.
[Letter from Drysdale to Schuyler.]
Dear Van:
Your letter about that infernal newspaper business
came to hand.
Isn't it disgusting? Why can't a fellow disappear
for a few days without everybody getting curious about
it?
I'm glad you wrote as you did, for a branch of that
same newspaper printed here copied the silly stuff the
next day with the addition of my picture (?)
Oh, you should have seen it, Van! You know I'm
not conceited, but surely I look better than a policeman
who endorses Be-tu-na for Catarrh, Blackheads, Suicide
and Broken Necks.
Yes, that's what they did. I found it out afterwards.
They had a "hole" to fill in that particular issue and
cut the portrait out of an old patent medicine adver-
tisement.
I'm glad I got your note first or this would certainly
have got on my nerves.
But, never mind. The thing has quieted down now —
thanks to your coolness — ^but what if it should break
out again and you in the wilds of Mexico ?
Think of that, Van! You wouldn't leave me in the
MR, GOGGLES 37
lurch like that, old fellow, would you? Just imagine
what is liable to happen. Cable from father to the
British Ambassador, who owes his berth to the Governor.
— ^asking him to start an immediate investigation.
Bradford comes out on the next steamer. My trunks
are broken open and searched for a clew. And, horrors,
my real photograph — ^with a special double coltm:m cut
showing my monogram — will adorn that awful paper
again.
Van, the thing is not to be thought of. You don't
have to go near that beastly mine. Sell it to me. I
don't know what it's worth and don't care. Only don't
go near it. What is it you say over here ? Aw — ^forget
it!
That's it. Van. Forget it. Don't even think that it
ever existed. Wire me, cable me or send a special train
saying you have accepted my terms.
Anytiiing to relieve the anxiety of
Your distracted
Drysdalb.
P. 8. — She grows more lovable every minute. Van.
she's worth all the mines in Montezuma and Johannes-
burg thrown together.
Her father it seems is a Southerner by birth —
descendant of old John Winthrop, I believe. Same
name, so I suppose it must be.
He's one of those great Captains of Industry you
hear about — ^had something to do with the Tobacco
crowd, or something like that.
Anyhow, she isn't the poor and lovely maiden — in a
worldly sense — I took her to be. I'm sorry for that,
as I have more than enough for both.
She's here purely on an errand of love. Love for her
38 MR. GOGGLES
country. Here is where it began, she says, and here
it had its most romantic period.
She is singularly interesting when she talks of the
early days in the Colonies. My, but wouldn't she just
revel in that bundle of old papers we have in the strong
box at home! Why, I don't believe there was a noted
character in these parts, from the landing of the "May-
flower" down to the evacuation of the British from
Boston, who isn't mentioned somewhere among them.
Oh, Van, she's lovely!
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
Hotel Tourainb, Boston.
To the Honorable the Great Captain of Industry:
Dear Sir: Not a line from you for a week. Whafs
that? The office wrote me by every steamer? Well,
what if it did? Do you suppose I like to get a letter
from you signed with a rubber stamp, although you are
at particular pains to inform me that it is '^dictated by
/. w.r
Now, that's where you differ so greatiy from Goggles.
He couldn't think of doing such a tiling — ^I just know
he wouldn't. Funny, isn't it, how some men understand
women and others don't?
We are meeting with all kinds of surprises in this
land of thrift and economy. Last night, while waiting
for a Cambridge Electric, we dropped into a drug store
for a hot soda. While waiting to be served in walked a
customer who sought ito save the $2.00 charged for a
doctor's visit by having the drug clerk prescribe for him.
People who go to apothecaries to have their diseases
Home of John Alden and Priscilla
Home of Miles Standish
Monument at Duxbury to Pilgrim Spinning Wheel Forefathers' Monument
Captain Standish Plymouth
The Old Burying-Ground at Plymouth
Cradle of Peregrine White
The First White Child
Born in New
England
; THE NEW YORK
PUBLIC LIBRARY I
jurroR, LSMox
TILUKN FOUNDATICHttSl
MR. GOGGLES 39
prescribed for^ occasionally get very strange diagnoses.
This patient remarked, ''I seem to have something queer
in my stomach, and I want you to give me sometfiing
for it''
"What are your symptoms ?*' the apothecary asked.
"Every little while something seems to rise up, and
then settles back again, and by and by it rises up again.''
The apodiecary put his chin in the palm of his hand,
and meditated a while.
"Look here!" he said, gravely. "You haven't gone
and swallowed an elevator, have you?"
The introduction of eleetriciistreft-cars into this staid
old town gave rise to much discti^sion as to the danger
attending such swift methods of locomotion, and some
amusing things^^J^veibeen said, by timid passengers.
One day the driver of one of the cars carelessly al-
lowed his car to bump against the cars in front of him
with sufficient force to give the passengers quite a shaking
up. Before another start could be made an old lady
jumped to her feet and hurriedly left the car.
As soon as she found herself safe on the ground she
turned to the conductor, and, quivering with fright and
indignation, said :
"That's the last time I ever will get in one of them lec-
tric cars, and I don't care if you tell the company so!"
Had he been a New York conductor he would have
simply floored the dear old lady with profanity and
abuse. Being a Boston production he politely touched
his cap and said respectfully, "Yes, ma'am."
Funny what a diflference there is between the two
breeds.
We spent the evening at Longfellow's Home and saw
his study pretty much as he left it James RusseH
40 MR. GOGGLES
Lowell, Tho6. Wentworth Higginson, aad a number of
other notables, were neighbors of his. Cambridge is
rather interesting om the whole. The ehn under whidi
Washington took command of die Continental Army is
still standing, and has to be protected by an iron fence or
relic hunters would carve it up piece-meal.
The beautiful grounds of Harvard Collie, the splen-
did structures of its numerous buildings, are, of course,
the chief objects of interest. The town is not, to my
mind, quite so picturesque and impressive as Oxford, but
nevertheless it has the atmosphere of a literary place and
we felt well repaid for our visit
I am going for a short run tomorrow somewhere in
the '1)ack districts." We shan't stop long anywhere —
just make a passing visit to a number of small towns.
Till I write again.
Helen.
^^etter from Miss Winthrop to her Father. I
My dear old Popsadoodles:
Here we are at Provincetown — ^the landing place
of the Pilgrims. Just think of it I
The breaking waves dashed high
On a stem and rock-bound coast,
And the woods against a stormy sky
Their giant branches tossed.
Aye, call it holy ground.
The sod where first they trod;
They have left unstained what here they found-
Freedom to worship God I
MR. GOGGLES 4X
Mr. Goggles — ^that's the name of our guide, Schuyler
Gogglee — ^has proved a veritable mine of information
concerning this absorbingly interesting trip. He
pointed out to us the spot in the harbor where the
gallant little "Mayflower" probably anchored, and
told us of the stormy passage she encountered, whereby
she was driven many hundreds of miles out of her course
and was finally obl^ed to n:iake a landing on Cape Cod
instead of Delaware River, as at first intended.
Danger and disaster were their constant companions
all the weary voyage. Two vessels started out to make
the perilous voyage — the "Speedwell" and the "May-
flower." The "Speedwell" proved unseaworthy and
was obliged to return. The "Mayflower" wotdd have
foundered in mid-ocean but for a huge iron screw which
one of the passengers brought from Delft and which
served to hold together a beam amidships which had
given way and threatened to sink the little vessel at any
moment. Doesn't it seem as if nothing but the Provi^
dence of God enabled these poor people to accomplish
the voyage in safety?
I want to write quite at length, dear Popsy, on this
subject while I am here on the ground and under the
influence of the stirring events which I record. You
may find this letter prosy on that account, but save it
for me an3rway, as some day I may write a book, and
it will make splendid reference.
When the "Mayflower" finally came to anchor, they
had no means of getting ashore except by wading. The
water here in the bay is very shallow for quite a distance
from the shore. Bradford's History says: "a bow
shoot"— or as far as an archer could send his arrow.
Many caught cold from this exposure, and all suffered
42 MR. GOGGLES
severely. This experience undoubtedly laid the foun-
dation for the terrible sickness that was soon to come
upon them at Plymouth.
Before landing they signed a sort of an agreement
among themselves, setting forth the rules under which
they would govern their community. This Compact,
as it is called, was signed in the little cabin of the ship
by such men as Elder Brewster, Wm. Bradford, Myles
Standish, John Alden, Edward Winslow, William Carver
and others whose names are now immortal.
I don't believe the American people recognise the
importance of this Compact, or how much it did ulti-
mately in the struggle for freedom. Its language is
very much like the preamble to our Constitution, and as
a forerunner of the Declaration of Independence its
resemblance is prophetic. I bought a copy at one of
the small souvenir stores, where I also became a member
of the Cape Cod Pilgrim Memorial Association, which
proposes at some future day to erect a monument at
Provincetown to commemorate the Landing. Mr. J.
Henry Sears, of Boston, is President of this organization,
and you ought to send him a subscription.
Isn't it strange that Massachusetts, which is so deeply
interested in its Colonial History, makes no effort to
celebrate "Compact Day?" It occurs November aist,
ahnost the same week as Thanksgiving, and I think
ought either to be combined with that occasion or have
a little attention paid to it on its own account. Lincoln
said the signing of the Compact did more for the cause
of humanity "than that day at Runnymede."
The Cape Cod Society, by dint of hard scratching, has
raised about ten thousand dollars; the State agrees to
give twenty-five thousand dollars additional when the
MR. GOGGLES 43
society raises a like amount. It certainly ought not to
be difficult to accomplish so worthy an undertaking, if
its purpose were only more widely known. Speak to
some of your old New England lads in the West about
this for me, Daddy, and I will give my candy money for
a month.
Well, the Pilgrims had to spend almost five weeks seek-
ing a suitable landing place. The neighborhood around
Provincetown and Truro was thoroughly explored, but
with no result. Finally the fourth attempt landed them
on Clark's Island opposite Plymouth.
Great events sometimes hang on slender threads. A
fearful gale overtook the shallop on this voyage and
threatened its destruction; the pilot knew nothing of
the coast, and they were on the point of beaching the
boat in a cove full of breakers when one of the sailors
bid them "about with her if they were men, or else they
would all be lost." So that the fortunes of the Great
Republic hung at this critical moment on the brawny
arms and cool-headedness of a nameless mariner.
Think of that, dear Popsy, you who sometimes say
the country will be lost tmless some particular party is
put in power, or the gold standard is maintained, or the
tariff kept up, etc.
Not tmtil friendly daylight came did they know they
were on an island. And with the stm came renewed
courage. Being Saturday, they dried their buff coats,
cleaned their arms of rust, and, as Bradford says, "re-
paired to keep ye Sabboath."
History does not tell us how the adventurous eighteen
passed their first Lord's Day on Clark's Island. One
writer says, very simply," Wee rested " ; and his language
reappears on a tablet of imperishable rock at the highest
44 MIL GOGGLES
point of the island, which Mr. Stanwood took us to see.
It reads:
On The
Sabboath Day
Wee
Rested
9o December
1620
Having selected their final landing place the explorers
returned to the "Bfayflower*' to conduct the rest of the
party thither.
During their absence a great sorrow had come to
Governor Bradford. His beautiful young wife, Dor-
othy, had fallen from the deck and was drowned. Per-
egrine White, the first white child bom in New
England, opened his eyes under the dear blue skies of
Provincetown Harbor. Thus Life and Death were al-
ready at work among the Pilgrims.
Wasn't it a singular coincidence that Captain John
Smith, who had visited this part of New England some
years before, had given the exact spot where the Pil-
grims landed the name of Pl3nnouth?
The Pilgrims, unaware of this fact, gave it the name
Plymouth in honor of the last English port from which
they sailed.
Popsy, dear, I can hardly write you the story of their
terrible sufferings during the first winter. It makes
me cry to think of it. A terrible plague, like sickness,
came upon them. Nearly half their number died.
They were threatened witii massacre by the Indians;
yet at a time when only seven men were capable of
bearing arms, Captain Standish defied Canonicus to do
MR. GOGGLES 45
his worst, jtist as if he had the whole of otir regular army
at his back.
Bradford tells how the passengers of the good ship
"Aim/'which came over two years later,were affected by
what they saw when they first set foot in Plymouth.
They were met by a band of haggard men and women
meanly appareled and in some cases little better than
half naked. The best dish they could set before their
friends was a lobster or a piece of fish with com bread
and no other drink than a cup of water. Some of the
newly arrived fell weeping; while even the joy of meet-
ing friends from whom they had long been separated
could not dispel the sadness felt at beholding their
miserable condition. Sickness had come to all and
death to many.
Nevertheless town meetings had been held, civil
government organized and Thanksgiving Day ap-
pointed by Governor Bradford. The history of our
cotmtry bad begun.
I have quoted a good deal from Governor Bradford's
History, and I must tell you something about this re-
markable document.
No one in our cotmtry knew that such a work existed,
By accident it was discovered some few years ago in the
Bodleian Library at Oxford. How it came there or
why it should have lain there unrecognized for nearly
three centuries no one can explain.
And here again the English performed one of those
delightful acts of courtesy upon which I have already
commented. Although they have a deep and abiding
interest in a settlement that in those days belonged to
the Crown, they recognized the strong desire our country
had to possess this document. So through our Minister
46 MR. GOGGLES
at the Court of St. James the precious volume was re-
turned to the Governor and Company of the Massachu-
setts Bay in New England, and now reposes in the State
House in Boston.
To-morrow we shall follow further in the footsteps
of your ancestors. We sailed over from Provincetown
this morning in a modem shallop and landed where the
Pilgrims did in Pl3nnouth late this afternoon.
I am tired to-night, dear Popsy» so will go to bed
early. Mr Goggles proves a most interesting eater-
tainer.
Your loving daughter,
Hblbn.
MR. GOGGLES 47a
Sagamore Beach Hotel, Cape Cod,
Sagamore Beach, Mass.
Dear Popsy:
Thanks many times for the comforting wire received
from you this morning. In the language of that univer-
sal favorite in this part of the country — ^the old Farmers'
Almanac — ^the moon is in the Perihelion when I hear
from you, and the weather is rainy, hot, cold, dry with
rain or sudden snowy, sultry weather. Also, Caeser died
B. C. 41 144. ^
Knowing that in your heart of hearts you cherish a
secret liking for that lively compendium of agricultural
wit, humor and wisdom, I am going to quote you some
of the helpful hints from one I noticed hanging by a red
string in the kitchen of a farm house where we stopped
for lunch yesterday:
"Bee-raising is a good side Une for the
farmer, especially since the swell restaurants
have made a specialty of fried bees' knees.
Such a beesnessl
Being a farmer's wife is an acquired taste,
Hke olives.
At first a woman hates farm work, grad-
ually she gets used to it, and just as she com-
mences to reaUy eat it up, she usually dies.
To get rid of grasshoppers, rub their hind
legs thoroughly with machine oil. This will
make them so supple and lively that they will
jump themselves to death.
To get rid of katydids the best plan is to
stay up all night and contradict every state-
ment they make. By morning they will be
so annoyed and petti^ that they wiU cease to
speak. The next evening, however, they will
be at it good and strong again.
Guinea hens should have axle grease rubbed
48a MR. GOGGLES
on their vocal chords three times a day.
If this does not improve the liquid qttality
of their tones, tie their necks into a true
lover's knot and let it go at that.
Holes. Large demands are heard from all
parts of the country for holes and where to
get them. Let the farmer be guided by our
experience in the selection of holes. Post holes
may be had at wholesale qtiite as cheaply as at
retail, and early orders insure prompt receipt
of the holes. Or, if the redolent farmhand is
handy with the pile driver, let him take about
four feet of the morning atmosphere (be sure
there are no mockingbirds in it) and placing
it on end, drive it perpendicularly down where
the post is desired.
Decency in farming. It is time to call a
halt on the indecent habit, alas too common
among the middle and northern east, of expos-
ing to passers-by the naked trees with their
naked branches. After the trustful tree has
yielded its all to your harvest, why leave it
naked to shame the beholders?
Oommon gratitude would suggest providing
some attire that would relieve their embarass-
ment, and we commend this thought to all
who have the first spark of humanity in them.
Tools. The care of garden tools is a matter
which every good earth-worker appreciates.
When, in the early spring, the hands are at
leisure, and their feet are still, then the pru-
dent and foresighted yap shoos his trusty
helpers toward the cold and uninviting tool-
house, and there amidst the reek of fertilizers
and the stench of decayed greenbacks from
last year's profits piled with the rest of the
farm refuse, in the qtiiet of the long spring
days, he readjusts the delicate mechanism of
the garden tools.
MR. GOGGLES 49a
Many costly methods are employed by the
farmers of this country to keep squabs from
getting pigeon-toed» but we have never found
a better method than early instructing the
young bird in the beauty and grace of the
regular military carriage. Go to the barn-
yard each morning, and, if possible, have one
or more musical instruments to give the
martial flavor. Forming the squabs in single
file, march them, toes out, up and down the
yard. Very satisfactory results may be ex-
pected in the course of three to six months.
In raising turkeys, as every one knows, it is
essential that the backs of the young birds do
not get wet, as this is fatal. If each one of
the brood is supplied with an umbrella this
can easily be avcnded, or mackintoshes and
rubbers will do.
A history of the Thaw trial will make an
excellent fertilizer if the land is strong enough
to deodorize it.
Dogs should not be allowed to chew holes
in their pants.
A beautiful, restftd effect can be obtained by
painting the fence blue, the walls of the house
purple, and the trinmiings a bright vermilion.
In the dairy it is no longer considered sani-
tary to bite holes in swiss cheese with store
teeth. Holes can be bitten in tripe, however,
with any did kind of teeth as heretofore.
Jtist because you get milk from cows, do
not expect a reddish horse to give horse-radish
or a chestnut horse to give horse-chestnuts.
There are limits to nature's wonders.
Never milk ducks when they are moulting.
Do not prune onion trees too often or they
will be full of prunes.
When blackberries are green they are red.
5oa MR. GOGGLES
Get out fencing stuff and haul it to the
ground where it is to be used, thus saving
• time later. By putting up a good fence early
in the season, we prevent the stock from ac-
quiring bad habits of breaking out, which
they are Hable to do if you begin with an insuf-
ficient fence. Some fanners send their stock
to night school in the winter in a vain attempt
to remedy this evil tendency, but it rarely
succeeds. Better depend upon the fence.
We have received so many letters from
anxious correspondents that we feel compelled
to answer once for all the question whether
all that the ground bears should be turned
into money by the gentleman farmer. Un-
questionably, yes. Let the liberality of nature
Une your pockets deep with gold.
There is the yearly harvest of snow, for
example, which is in many instances neglected.
The ground having borne the snow it is time
to gather. First mow the snow carefully. A
scythe will do this perfectly well, care being
used not to dent the earth. Next rake, spread,
turn and let it bake in the sun. In the early
evening the frugal husbandman will come o'er
the lea with a ripe fragrant load of early spring
snow, which, stacked around on the inside
c^ the milk cans, will cause an abundant frost
among the milk customers."
Mr. Goggles was vastly amused at this production,
and begged for my copy so earnestly that I yielded to
his entreaties. I cannot, therefore, send you one, but I
know you will enjoy reading these extracts.
I shall be glad indeed when you find it possible to
return.
Yours lovingly,
Helen.
MR. GOGGLES 47
Chapter II
[Telegram from Van Rensselaer to Drysdale,]
At Plymouth, Mass., Sagamorb Hotbl.
It isn't the mine I must go to see. It's the Governor.
He's down with Chs^jres fever. Better come back at
once or can't tell what will happen. Van.
(NoTB BT Clbrk at Sagamorb Hotbl.)
Delayed in transmission. Party addressed gone and
no forwarding address given. Return to sender.
[Letter from Van R. to Drysdale,]
Returned ten days later, marked "Not Potmd."
Dear Drysdale:
It was awfully kind of you to offer to take that
mine off my hands and I would accommodate you in a
minute, especially as I now know that it won't jrield
enough ore in a thousand years to pay for the crusher
we erected before we got through the salted portion of
the deal.
But it's the Governor's illness that bothers me. He
is down with some sort of a tropical fever, and mother
18 simply wild with anxiety. Jack is on his yacht some-
where off Labrador — ^he's never where he's wanted — and
both the girls are abroad. It's simply up to me to go
and that's all there is about it.
So you've got to come back and resign your lucrative
48 MR. GOGGLES
position. How you can manage to exist without your
princely income from that source I cannot tell. I need
^ a man myself and if you could give me a letter from your
late employers stating that you were a sober, industrious,
intelligent sort of a cuss — ^hang it, under those con-
ditions I would agree to give you twenty-five per week
even though I know in my heart of hearts you are not
worth it.
But enough of this airy persiflage. I must go to
Mexico at once. You must come to New York at
once and resume your own name and give me back mine.
Otherwise there will be no end of complications.
Don't you see, your trunks are here but you are not;
your mail has been opened by some one who has an ap-
parent interest in keeping your disappearance a secret.
That's me, you wretch. I'm liable to be collared in
Mexico on the charge of niurder — an extraditable
offence — ^and torn from the side of my venerable parent,
who will not be helped on to recovery by the shock.
On the other hand you are liable to the same de-
lightful programme for impersonating me. If anything
should happen to me in Mexico you would be blamed.
Even if nothing happened it would be several weeks
before they cotdd reach me and receive the necessary
proof that wotdd liberate you.
Oh, confound that butterfly chase of yours! There's
as good fish in the sea as ever yet were caught, and I
do wish you wotdd come to your senses.
Heavens! I have just thought of it! Suppose this
letter should never reach you! You gave me only
general directions and I'm guessing at an address.
Well, the result be on your own head. And may the
fates be land to us both. Au revoir« Van.
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[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Also returned and marked ''Not Pound."
Plymouth.
Dear Van:
I forgot to give you a schedtde of dates, and it just
occurred to me that in view of recent developments it
would be just as well to be in dose touch with each other,
so for the present you had better make it Hotel Vendome,
Boston, where I shall be within a week. We shall do Ply-
mouth today or tomorrow, though it is such a fascinating,
qiiamt little town that I am in no hurry to leave it.
I've just been thinking what a nice fix we would both
be in if you shotdd suddenly leave town. You are
likely to be arrested for impersonating me, and I for a
similar crime in your case. This might not be bad if
we were where we could be brought face to face quickly.
But with a couple of thousand miles between us there
is the unpleasant possibility of spending a couple of
weeks in Old Bailey.
Pleasant x>rospect, isn't it? Well, so far as I'm con-
cerned I wouldn't mind it, for my Personally Conducted
Tour has been far more than satisfactory. To be in
her society for an hour is Worth a year in prison.
Dear Van, I can't tell you how much I am "gone." I
thought it was bad enough in London, but it is intensi-
fied a hundred times over here. She is so gentle, so
considerate, so
Oh, hang it! How can you be expected to tmderstand?
You can't, so there's no use my trjring to make you.
Well, I'm glad to get this letter off my hands, for
therell be lots of trouble if I don't. Au revoir.
Yours, Drtsdalb.
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^tter from Miss Winthrop to her Father \
Dear Daddy:
We are beginning to appreciate the m^y interesting
tilings that are constantly coming to light on this de-
lightful trip. Our amiable guide, mentor and friend,
Mr. Goggles, is not among the least of our novel ac-
qtiisitions. Some of the tales he weaves make our old
friend Baron Munchausen appear like a veritable
mountain of truth and veracity.
He has been with Stanley in Darkest Africa, with
Kennan in Siberia, and actually claims to have pene*
trated regions in Northern China as yet tmtrod by the
foot of man. But with it all he is the most singularly
benighted specimen regarding the mysteries of Amer-
ican slang that I have ever yet encountered.
It is positively laughable to note the look of puzzled
blankness that spreads over his face when I use some
of my High School vocabulary. He is too polite to
rebuke me and too much of a philological enthusiast
not to appreciate the peculiar picturesqueness of some
of my expressions. It is genuinely enjoyable to hear
his hearty laugh when some particularly atrocious
specimen is dissected and explained for his edification.
We are going to let the day go by in idleness. The
dear old town seems to invite one to repose. So peaceful
and quiet is the whole atmosphere that one can not
realize that it should ever have been the theatre of so
much strenuousness and strife. Yet for the Simple Life
which the Pilgrims would have lived from choice, the
selection was indeed a happy one.
To-morrow I shall write you a decent letter.
With love and kisses. Your affect, daughter,
Hblbn.
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P. S. — ^We spent the evening at a Strawbeny Festival
given by the Ladies' Aid Society of one of the churches
here. This mild form of dissipation was a new exper-
ience for our English champion, and he was as happy as
a collector who had just secured a new specimen, and
acted in precisely that spirit.
There were, of course, the usual Tableaux vivants in
the basement with the temperature at a fearful emi-
nence — with Faith, Hope and Charity in various stages
of perspiration and awkwardness.
The inevitable "Xprfew Shall Not Ring To-night, " by
the local eloculionSi;.'w^ ol c6urse jon the programme,
and was receiv^S'9Ai^ali^w$th avoUey of plaudits and
smothered malepicticnis^^ : ^
And this lead^ aooe ttiliechtf a sentiment propounded by
our guide. WHy^ do well-meaning parents teach their
otherwise inoffensive offspring to inflict such atrocities
as "Curfew," "'Ostler Joe," and other Fourth Reader
favorites upon the devoted heads of their defenseless
friends? "Oh, no, I'll never smoke or chew, said little
Robbie Read," etc., etc. There was one selection
which I thought was genuinely funny. And it was
given by a little red-headed freckle-faced lad, who, I am
sure from the sparkle in his blue eye, thoroughly ap-
preciated the humor of what he was saying. I asked
him for a copy as a souvenir of the occasion, and also
because I thought it would come in handy in another
way.
Mr. Goggles sat there with a look of blank amaze-
ment at the laughter that greeted the young reciter.
"Oh," he said, with a shade of irritation in his voice,
"how beastly stupid of me not to know Sanskrit."
"Sanskrit!" I replied, laughing at his discomfiture—
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"that isn't Sanskrit — ^that's United States of America
up-to-date and including the present."
"0-w, yesl" he answered in that polite, deferential
way he has. " 0-w, yes — but I wish I wasn't so stupid.
I only know eleven languages fluently, and here is
a bit of America where I can't understand a blessed
word!"
"Never mind. When the show's over 111 get the
original and make you a free translation."
"Ohl thank you very much," and he looked things'
unutterable.
Do you know that young gentleman gets to be more
and more of a mystery to me. There is a certain amount
of dignity about him that seems perfectly natural in
spite of his inferior social position. He takes all my
persifls^e with the utmost goodness and it is simply
delicious to hear him say: "Oh, now Miss Winthrop,
you're ragging me," when I make some rather free
translation of some "Americanism" which is his decent
way of characterizing our current slang.
Well, here are the verses that contributed so much
to his mystification and to my enjoyment. The piece
is called
THE TIGHTWAD'S DOWNFALL.
Oh, he surely was a tightwad; 'twas a case of pinch and save
Tin he'd bunched a roll o' green ones, !twoald have gagged the
Mammoth Oave;
He had skinned his trusting Papa, he had flim-flammed
Mamma some.
He had not a friend remaining in the circle of his home.
He had gold-bricked Brother Broadcloth — ^fleeced him plenty
unawares
Till the man who wore the Alb^ didn't name him in his
prayers;
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He had made him go bankrupt, spite of money in his sock,
And the negfoibors never mentioned him without an awful
knock.
Soon he'd got his ill-got ingots to proportions that were fierce —
Why, he owned bank notes in barrels, and gold bullion by the
tierce;
He had silver dollars hidden in the cellar in a bin.
Yet the way he kept on savin' was the rankest sort o' sin
But there came his way one morning a sort o' sly an' shifty
chap.
With a phony tale o' gold mines and a blue print profile map;
Sang his warble to the tightwad, done him up, and done him
good;
Then he faded from the landscape — now the tightwad's sawing
wood.
You can imagine what a time I had trying to render
this into the English of Belgravia and Majrf air. I finally
succeeded, however, and I never in my life saw a man
whose laugh was so infectious and whose appreciation
of the subtleties of our Yankee slang was so keen. It
did us all good to hear his loud and hearty gufiEaws — ^and
I haven't regretted the quarter apiece it cost us to see
the Strawberry Festival of the Ladies' Aid.
Fm sleepy, dear Popsy, and must go to bed. This is
a long P. S., I know, but I just couldn't sleep till I wrote
you about Mr. Tightwad. Wasn't he just like Uncle
Ebenfiser?
[Letter from Drysdale to Van Rensselaer,]
My Dear Van:
I wrote you somewhat at length the other day because
I wanted to enjoy my outing with nothing to disturb
me. It would be deucedly awkward to have a sudden
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hullabaloo raised about my absence, hence my some-
what lengthy epistle. I suppose you received it all
right, for I have heard nothing to the contrary.
This trip is developing into the most romantic and
delightful set of experiences imaginable. Miss Winthrop
is deeply interested in everything she sees, and I too
cannot help but feel an awakening when I walk the
"holy ground."
The very old places are deeply interesting. The very,
very new possess a charm also, but the in-betweens are
something to pray over.
At some period or other in this country the architects
and householders must have had a period of temporary
insanity. Every once in a while you come upon a resi-
dence with all the possibilities imaginable, but utterly
ruined in the design and arrangement. I have tried
in vain to give a name to this peculiar period. It is not
Colonial, Romanesque, Renaissance, nor French. It is
a strange commingling of the worst features of all with
none of the best. The Mansard roof with ginger-bread
trimmings of the most ridiculous conception are the
leading "motifs." The clever writer who described
good architecture as "frozen music" has been para-
phrased by another who calls mediocre architecture
"frozen rag-time." Even the latter term but ill de-
scribes the feeling of cheerlessness, forbiddingness and
utter loneliness exuded by these moments of an
imbecile period.
Nothing could exceed the chill of the "best" room
in one of these houses. It was rarely used except when
"company" came, or for ftmerals. The odor of dead air
and dampness was oppressive. When we glanced at
the stem and sotemn array of horsehair furniture, black
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walnut bureaus, chairs and table, there was little to in-
spire a cheerful spirit.
Even the quaint and pretty custom of working
"samplers" in Colonial days had here gone to seed.
On the walls were monstrous worsted mottoes setting
forth in glaring and outrageous colors some such lugu-
brious refrain as "Give us this day our Daily Bread."
"He Giveth His Beloved Sleep," etc. They were,
however, a consistent accompaniment to the inevitable
crayon portraits of the lord and lady of the house
which glared at you from conspicuous comers of the
room and sta^«|:the beholder with the ferocity of their
expression. I ''1^.^ >dif^tl w0tidered if a child cotdd
throw its arms in loving embrace arotmd any person
possessing such st^q^leatures.
The mantelpiece too, was a study in itself. It was
usually decked out with the most amazing collection of
daguerreotypes bound in brass that mortal eye has ever
seen. One that I noticed particularly portrayed the
yotmg lady of the house at an important period in her
career.
The skirt was like a balloon and she leaned ecstatically
on the arm of a young man. Between them was a huge
voltime, bearing, in conspicuously large type, the title
"Poems of Love." His broad, checked "Spring "bot-
tom" trousers, a very low-crowned derby and extremely
shiny hair (plastered over his left eye in on one grand
all-compelling curve) proclaimed him beyond doubt a
Beau Brummel of the vintage of '69.
In an inspired moment these young persons had had
this picture "touched up" in color. This was evidently
done by a house painter, for nothing now remained of
the color but a hectic flush on the cheeks of one and a
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strand of shining gold on the waistcoat of the other.
The latter evidently was sacred to the memory of his
watch chain.
A ntimber of other objets (Tart adorned the manteL
A mortuary card framed in black, containing a weeping
willow and an unnecessarily large lock of the dear de-
parted's hair» stood in one comer; a large sea shell and
some red beaded work flanked the other. Scattered
promiscuously over the rest of the mantel space were
tintypes of Uncle Josh, Cousin Hiram, Aunt Minerva,
Maw and Paw. Some ancient steel plates from Godey's
Ladies' Book, of a lachrymose order like "The Wounded
Bird" and "The Favored Swain" completed the art
part of the mantel ensemble.
The fire-place had originally been made for a Baltimore
heater* but the march of improvement had caused the
introduction of a furnace into the cellar. On mild,
balmy days this ftimace I learned, would send forth
such a torrent of hot air as would melt even the heart
of the man who designed the wonderful carpet which
covered the floor but not the register.
On cold days, however, this same roaring, shrieking
furnace became as a timid, shrinking violet. Nothing
could induce it to make its presence felt. It practically
as well as figuratively, gave you a frosty welcome.
The wall paper was something I can neither forget nor
forgive. I remember looking at it furtively, hoping
that it would at least stay where it was till I left, and I
have a dim recollection of a great sense of relief when I
made my escape and it was still there.
I have often wondered what specimens of the human
family dwelt in these curio halls and fondly called it
home. I often wonder if it was the sort of person who
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was chronicled by the local papers as the ''guest of her
husband" when she paid him a visit during his tem-
porary absence on affairs of state. That always seemed
so funny that I cut out the item and quote it herewith:
Mrs. G. A. Northcott, of Huntington, wife
of the president of the Senate, is in the dty,
the guest of her husband, at the Kanawha.
Well, Van, whatever their faults or their shortcomings
were, they were punished enough as it was. Far be it
irom me to wish them any further disaster. Hell hath
no fury in my eyes like living in one of those "Man-
sards."
But the early period, Van, when all your ideas, your
furniture, your gardens, were copied or brought direct
from old England— my cotmtry, and yours at that time
too — Ah! that is another delightful story.
I am afraid I am putting a strain on you with this
long letter. I am a little bit disturbed about Miss
Winthrop to-night. A new addition to our party in the
shape of a Western arrival seems to have made quite a
difference. He has monopolized her the whole of the
day. I cannot say, either, that his attentions have been
wholly disagreeable. I believe he is known to her
father.
Well, old man, no use bothering you. Hope the mine
will prove a profitable investment.
Yours sincerely,
Drysdalb.
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[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
Plymouth, Mass., July 31, 19—
You Dear Old Lovey:
I dropped you a wire the other day just to kt you
know I was still in the land of the living.
Somehow or other I got kind of lost in the past of this
dear old town, and I hated to think of anything mun-
dane, or do anything that would bring me back from
Anno Domini 1620 to A. D. 1907. It has been a most
enjoyable experience.
Of course we started at Hymoutfi Rock itself. This
"Rock of all the Ages" as it is called, has been dignified
with an imposing canopy, and is the first thing that all
strangers ask for. Although an iron fence surrounds
it, still it is opened at intervals, so that tourists may
reverently press the celebrated stone with their own un-
hallowed feet On the side of the wicket is carved Aat
immortal date — 1620.
Passing up the main street from the water front we
traverse the first public highway ever laid out in Amer-
ica — ^Leyden Street — so named in honor of the town in
Holland where the Pilgrims lived so long. As we near
the principal street in the modem town we pass on the
way what is left of Coles Hill, where many of the first
settlers were buried. A tablet suitably inscribed marks
their resting place. Then up past the identical spring
which furnished the water for the community, and which,
by reason of its proximity to the house of Elder Brew-
ster, became known as "Elder Brewster's Spring/' and so
retains its title to this day.
At the head of this little street stanck a handsome edi<*
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fioe. This is the modem structure of the First Church
in America founded by the Pilgrims.
This church is the oldest in our country, and has
piously preserved its records in unbroken succession from
the days of Pastor Robinson and Elder Brewster to the
pt«sen!t
I couldn't help thinking dear Popsy, of Gray's Elegy,
as we stood there in die old burying ground just about
dusk. Mr. Goggles, with that nice sense of the eter-
nal fitness of things which he possesses, took us there
just about that time, and, to my great surprise and pleas-
ure, repeated softly those lines that were so singularly
appropriate. ':
I could not iSSsist scaling a glance at him as he stood
by my side. His face, which is always interesting, was
softened by the in^uence of the place, and he looked so
big and handsome and withal, so; much tiie man!
"Beneath those rugged elms, that yew-tree's shade^
Where heaves the turf in many a mouldering heap,
Each in his narrow cell forever laid,
The rude forefathers of the hamlet sle^.
The breezy call of incense-breathing mom.
The swallow twittering from the straw-built shed.
The cock's shrill clarion, or the edioing horn.
No more shall rouse them from their lowly bed."
No spot in Plymouth was so interesting to me as
Burial Hill. Here are the graves of Governor Bradford,
Governor Carver, Elder Brewster and the "Nameless
Nobleman." Across tiie bay, on Captain's Hill, in Dux-
bury, rises a marble shaft to mark the spot where Hved
the famous captain of Plymouth, Myles Standish. Where
his grave is, no man knows. In the absence of definite
proof, tradition is all important, and so far as it has been
fairly determined, they tell me the sacred spot is at or
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near that place in Harden Hill, in Duxbury, which if
now marked by a group of huge boulders flanked on all
four sides by cannon.
It is a matter of profound regret to most searchers
after ancient landmarks, I find, that the Rlgrims took
so little care of their graves. Yet a moments considera-
tion will reveal the reason.
Aside from the fact that the Pilgrims had neither the
money to import headstones, nor the skill with which to
carve them, tiiere was still another and more potent rea-
son for Ae seeming neglect. Their whole lives, their
whole religion, as we know, was one unending protest
against Rome — her creeds and her practices. The mo-
ment tile soul left the body it was, in the minds of tiiese
austere religionists, an act of sacrilege to follow it to
the grave with words of kindly remembrance, or widi
any manifestation of grief. Such were construed as be-
ing an encroachment on ''the counsels of the Almighty.''
All sense of personal loss was sternly rq>ressed, and tiie
overcharged heart that cried out in its agony was re-
buked as rebelling against the chastisement of a just and
offended God. Every form of funeral service, domestic
or congregational, was rigorously omitted as tending to-
ward superstition and popery.
Volleys of musketry, however, were fired over the
graves of Standish, Carver, Bradford, and one or two
others, but even this purely military function was unac-
companied by even the prayer of a chaplain.
In view of this custom, it was, perhaps, not alto-
gether from fear of the Indians that the resting places of
those who died that first winter were levdled to the
grotmd and planted with com. Perhaps their own hearts
were sorely tempted to cherish and adorn those lonely
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graves where so much of love and hope lay buried. But
any yielding to such carnal feelings was in the na-
ttu-e of badcsliding, which could not be thought of in a
community where so mudi had been sacrificed to secure
freedom from just such conditions.
A few of tbt older settlers, inking of those who had
suffered and endured with them, and who had gone be-
fore, begged to be buried beside their departed friends —
revealing in this request their loving and unbigoted
hearts.
Even Standish, the warrior, the stem man, yielded to
the touch that makes the whole world kin, and though
he did not express himself while alive, yet left a written
request that he might be buried as dose as possible to
his "dear little children."
Poor Puritan father! Poor Puritan mother! How
much of solace and comfort they denied themselves in
thus penning up the natural feelings of the heart!
I have dwelt with more than usual detail on this par-
ticular subject. But I feel dear Popsy that you would enjoy
reading all about it as you have often expressed a wish
to come here. Seeing that you are only worth a dozen
millions, I realize that you will never be able to afford
the luxury, so I send you a pen picture instead.
I notice I have unconsciously repeated some of the
exact language of Goggles. He seems to be re-
garded as an authority on this subject — ^at least one would
imagine so, to hear others ask him all manner of ques-
tions and seem satisfied with his replies.
Well, old sweetheart, I wish all you Puritan peo-
ple would visit your own sacred fires before leaving
them for good. Even those who remain bdiind seem
equally indifferent. I have met more people in Boston
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who have never been to Pl3rmouth than I have in
Richmond.
Is that a nice thii^ to say to my dear old Puritan
daddy who lets me do everything I want?
Well, dear heart, good night
Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
This has been rather a trying day on the whde. We
were jcnned, as I wrote you in my last, by somt friends
of Miss Winthrop who were motoring in this part of the
country and it was not long before they fastened them-
selves upon us.
The leader of the party is a Mr. Chubb — ^Josiah Chubb —
and his father is, I understand, a coal bar<m, whatever
that is. I can quite believe that his father remarked on
a certain occasion that he thought his company had been
divinely appointed to dig the bituminous wealdi out of
the ground, while the rest of us were merely created for
drawers of water and hewers of wooa.
The son addressed me as "fellow,'* and made some
ill-natured allusions to my humUe station as "a, baker
for a bunch of cookies.'' I said nothing in reply, but
lodced at Miss Winthrop out of the comer of my eye.
"Well," she drawled slowly, "perhaps it's better to be a
baker than a coal heaver; who knows?"
Just then a man with a sack of coal on his back passed
us, while a brightly painted wagon stopped in frcmt of
our place with the word "Bakery^' ackiming its every
side.
I tried to conceal a smile tiiat tfareatraed to destroy
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my gravity* and was soon lost in studying his Maxwell.
Chubb insisted on being with us every day. We spent
quite a while in Pilgrim Hall, where they have a very
splendid collection of Colonial things — ^Elder Brewster's
chair, sword of Myles Standish, John Aiden's Bible,
cradle of Per^frine White, first diild bom here, etc, etc.
I was particularly interested in a letter given by our
great Lord Nelson to a Yankee sailor who safely piloted
him through the Bay to Boston. Nelson had taken him
and his ship a prisoner on the high seas, but offered him
his liberty if he would conduct in safety, the ships of the
fleet to a safe anchorage in Boston Bay.
Tlie letter recites this deed, and gives praise to a brave
man who, though he might have wrecked the ships, stood
by his word to bring them to safety. Nelson's letter was
to other British commanders ordering them to "at once
release the bearer of this, Capt. Carver," in case he should
again be the victim of British privateersmen, and states
how their own crew gave their departing prisoner three
hearty British dieers.
The whole hall is filled with just sudi interesting ma-
terial as this. I, for instance, never knew that Nelson
had been over here, but evidently he has. And yet all
day long this Chubb fellow diafed at losing what he
called valuable time. Even a personal communication
from OKver Cromwell to John Winthrop, ancestor of
Helen's, failed to interest him.
He prided himself on being right up to the minute.
Nothing of such ancient and mediaevsd rot, he informed
her, was worthy the attention of a future coal baron.
We ended the day by a visit to the National Monument
erected to the Pilgrim Fatiiers a short distance to the rear
of tile burial ground and on a slightiy higher eminence.
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I have no l^ad for figures, but remember only in a
vague way that the Mcmument is very high and very im-
pressive. It is surmounted by a statue of Freedom, and
decorated with has reliefs of scenes of the landing, al-
l^;orical figures of Law, Morality, Truth, Education.
It is a noble work of art. One taUet contains all the
names of the Mayflower's passengers.
How about the mine? Isn't it about time I was send-
ing you a dieck to dose the deal?
Yours, Drysdalb.
N. B. — ^TcMnorrow we shall ride around the country
hereabouts in the detestable Chubb's automobile. Unfor-
tunately for me the roads here are well built and kept in
perfect repair. So unusual I am told in America. We
shall visit Duxbury where Standish lived, and will prob-
aUy see the homesteads of Edward Winslow, John Alden,
Governor Bradford and other Colonial nobles whidi
are scattered all about here.
To ccnne down to more modem times, the home of
Daniel Webster is at Marshfield — ^not far from here — ^and
the site of the very first raHroad ever operated by steam
and running on rails in this country. That is at Quincy,
and though it was only operated to haul stone from a
quarry, it antedates the Baltimore & Ohio, and other
claimants, by several years. Interesting, isn't it?
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
Dear Old Sweetheart:
Did you tell Josia Chubb where I was? I'd hate to
diink that of you, for he's certainly, if you don't
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mind my saying so, the limit. I know he's the son of
your old friend and will some day be a Coal Baron, but
really, I'd rather be a typewriter dian a Coal Baroness.
In my opinion Fate seems to deal her favors with
wretchedly poor taste. Here for instance, is Goggles, as
we call him. Probably he doesn't boast of any old family
tree, and perhaps he's only a human guide book, as you
remarked in one of your letters.
But the other day he got into an arg^ument about ihit
family of Miles Standish with a well known savant of
the Massachusetts Historical Society, and somehow or
other he has a knowledge of English genealogy — particu-
larly regarding the old Puritan and Pilgrim families, that
is something extraordinary. He seemed to know exactly
how much right there was in Standish's claim to the
estate of Standish Hall, and knew all about his career in
the Low Countries.
But Chubb! Oh, Chubb is unspeakable. I'll admit
he has a great big, splendid touring car ; he insists that I
spend the day with him tomorrow. I finally consented,
provided several other members of our party were in-
vited. So Goggles comes along, for which I am truly
thankful.
That young man has been the very soul of consideration
this trip. It seems to me that I won't be able to get along
without him if this thing keeps up much longer. I
wonder if I could hire him as a traveling companion all
for myself? Oh, I suppose that would be out of the
question. But thaf s the way I feel scmietimes.
It is so hard to get good servants that you must pardon
me, Popsy, if I give vent to my feelings occasionally.
Well, we have done the Landing Place of the Pil-
grims pzetty thoroughly, don't you think so 7 Tomor-
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row we shall go down the Cape on Chubb's ** Flyer,"
but, nevertheless, I intend to enjoy it, Chubb or no
Chubb.
With love and kisses.
Your affect, daughter,
Helen.
[Miss Winthrop to her Father.^
Boston.
Dear Popsy:
Mr. Chubb, with his new Maxwell motor car drove
up to the Somerset bright and early this morning.
For the first time since we started Goggles seemed
somewhat out of sorts. I insisted that he come along, as
it seemed the least I could do for his uniform courtesy
during this trip.
I am rather glad we did, for tiie chauffeur failed to
materialize, and Mr. Chubb had some doubt about start-
ing. Goggles, however, kindly looked the madiine over,
and volunteered to drive. We sat together, he and I, and I
must say that his work as a guide was almost cast in the
shade by his accomplishments as a chauffeur. I did not
tell him I had a machine of my own and was more or less
familiar with the different makes, but I knew from his
remarks that he knew a good deal more of the subject
than he was willing I should suspect. His talk, however,
was mainly about the leading French makes, and with
these he seemed entirely familiar.
He is really die first Englishman I ever met who ac-
tually had a good word to say of the French as a work-
a-day nation. He extolled their wonderful ability as
MR. GOGGLES 67
mechanica] engineers, and claimed that they really were
the first to demonstrate the practicability of the trans-
atlantic cable with a line from Paris to London, and were
almost oontonporaneous with Morse in the discovery of
telegraphy. Contrary to the general impression, he says,
the French are a wonderfully clever people mechanically,
but somehow or other we Anglo-Saxons associate that
nation with only artistic and perhaps frivolous achieve-
ments. He rather embarrassed me, in a sense, with his
perfect familiarity with tiie behind-the-scenes knowledge
of tiieir practical greatness — ^so different from the aver-
age talk about that country — diat he held me perfectly
fascinated. And all because he once rode a French auto-
mobile I
Mr. Chubb claimed that he could go easily sixty miles
an hour, but the many charming towns we passed through
were so delightfully quaint and different from anything
I had ever seen that we todc things much more leisurely.
"Down the Cape" as they csdl it here is an experience
by itself. The country is wholly different from any other
place you have ever seen. The people are different, and
the ^ok place is romantic and beautiful to a degree
hard to describe. I know you were never there for you
were bom too near it
It isn't so many years ago I am told that the Cape
was almost a sealed book to the summer tourist. Occa-
sionally a traveler more daring than the rest would ven-
ture upon the infrequent trains and go forth like a Liv-
ingston or a Stanley, a strange country for to see. But
today!
Well, there are trains leaving Boston almost" every
hour of the day. One in the afternoon particularly
is a private train made up exclusively of parser
68 MR. GOGGLES
cars — ^for Boston's most exclusive and aristocratic so-
ciety have set the seal of their approval on the Cape, and
the demand for luxurious travel has kept pace with this
altered state of things. I could not begin to mention all
the prominent Boston families who live down here in Ae
summer among the various villages, but they include a
highly important division. Mr. Qeveland's home at Buz-
zard's Bay— Joe JeflFerson's and Richard Olney's come
most reacUly to mind — but there are a host of others.
And no wonder. Even the short time I spent on
it gave me an insatiable appetite for more. The
conference of the land is such that it is swept by
ocean breezes from all sides. The soil is, of course, very
sandy. Consequently, there is an utter absence of any*
thing like dampness no matter how mudi it rains, and
so we have a climate much like Lakewood, Saratoga and
Long Branch all rolled into one.
But perhaps the chief charm lies in the fact that in
this out of the way place contact with the outer world is
still only transient and brief at the most, and the oddity,
quaintness and originality of the peoplt is still preserved.
Most of the towns are very old. In fact, few of them
date much nearer than early in the 1700's. The town of
Brewster — z great favorite with Chicago people — for in-
stance, was named after the famous Plymouth elder of
that name, and was founded not many years after that
celebrated settlement Wellfleet, way down at the end of
the Cape, was at one time third in importance of all the
towns in New England by reason of its whale fisheries.
The old seal of the town shows the picture of a whale,
and the early name was Whale-fleet.
But the whaling industry is a forgotten chapter amcMig
the Cape Codders of today, and Wellfleet now suiq)orts
MR. GOGGLES 69
itsdf by the antithesis of the whale — ^the clam — ^and as a
station for the Marconi Wireless Telegrai* Company.
Ever and anon, as we drove from one town to another,
glimpses of ocean, lake and woodland greeted the eyes.
The roads ai^ in splendid condition, except at intervals in
the lower part of the Cape where transit is rare and sand
dunes plentiful. Wayside inns are frequent, reasonable
in charge, and delightful in service. Everjrwhere there is
(he feeling of having dropped a century or so, and liv-
ing back in the days that are no more.
At Chatham we stopped long enough for a dip in the
ocean. The Gulf Stream laves the beach here and ren-
ders the water particularly enjoyable. ^
Although whaling is only a memory there are occa-
sional "btows" seen off shore at the end of the Cape. It
is not unusual for a visitor to be able to join a whaling
party and enjoy all the danger and exdtement of this
pastime without going further from the mainland thaa
he can traverse again before night falls.
Coming back from Chatham I changed seats and rode
with Mr. Chubb, leaving his aunt to sit with Goggles.
For a young gentleman who can be delightfully
interesting on a trip like this when he wishes. Goggles
can certainly be the other way as well. Not a
word out of him could she gc« except, ''Yes? No!
Really r "How nicer "Oh! dear r etc, eta
Now, Popsy, I fed as if you owed me a lot for keep-
ing you so well posted on my comings and gcMUgs. Don't
you agree with me?
Your affect daughter,
Helen.
yo MR. GCXX^LES
[Letter from Drysdale to Von.]
Dear Van:
I accepted an invitation to join Miss Wintfarop in a
motor trip "down the Cape," a$ they call it, forgetting
for the moment that I am a hired minion at $3.33 per diem.
I told the rest of the party, however, that the company
would pay their expenses no matter where they went till
I got bade
Most of them ran up to Boston, which is only a short
distance from here, but this little faux pas of mine will
use up all tile salary I will draw for the next two months.
That's what I call hard luck.
Still, it was easily worth it Chubb knows as
much about a motor car as a Bostcm man knows about
New England. If it hadn't been for the perfectly splendid
roads and the almost flat surface, there's no telling what
might have happened with that gas-fitter at the wheel.
Of course, his diauffeur had to disappear. That's a
way chauffeurs have. I saw he was almost ready to funk
on the trip, and although I was one of the invited guests,
I volunteered to assist if desired. I might not have been
so willing had I not observed that Miss Winthrop was
occupying the front seat, and before he could get a
chance to exchange places with her aunt in the rear, I had
the machine going at a pretty good dip.
He made the best of a bad bargain and I settled my-
self down to a delicious day's enjoyment.
Miss Winthrop improves every minute of my acquaint-
ance. She has that very rare attribute in women — z, keen
sense of humor and seems to have a soul above the al-
mighty dollar.
It was not my place, of course, to speak until spc^en
MR. GOGGLES 71
to, but I managed to keep her talking quite continuously.
She told some very queer stories about life in Uiese
parts, and the climate which is very changeable. Some-
times I fear I showed by my face that I was somewhat
startled, but of course I couldn't, or wouldn't, have you
think I impugn her veracity for a moment.
We passed a team with a kind of harness I had never
seen before, and when I said: '"Miss, can you tell me
what sort of a rig that is?" she answered instantly:
"'That's raw hide — ^ most remarkable kind of a harness
you ever saw."
'"Why so?" I ventured to inquire.
"WeU," she said, "it's so pliable, as it were, and yet so
rigid at times. An uncle of mine overtook a man lead-
ing a team with that raw hide harness. They were at
the foot of a hill and suddenly a heavy thunder shower
came up. In a few moments man, horse and harness
were soaked through."
"Really!"
"The first thing you knew that harness b^;an to stretdi.
The driver led his horses till they reached the top of die
hill, the wagon was still at the bottom."
"How remarkable."
"You see, the wagon wouldn't move till all the stretch
was out of the harness. So the driver took a budde
around a tree, and went into the hotel for refreshment."
"I foltow you."
"While he was wetting himself and drying himself at
the same time, the weather made one of those lightning
changes for which New England is famous. The sun
shone brightly. And what do you suppose happened?"
"Oh, really, I couldn't imagine, you know."
"Well, that harness b^^an to shrink. Slowly at first.
72 MR. GOGGLES
but gradually faster and faster as it grew dryer, till Ac
wagon was coming up the hill on a run I It strudc At
tree with such force that half its load was thrown to die
ground."
I thought that was a very remarkable occurrence, but
very natural under tiie circumstances. I am going to
get a set of that harness to take back with me.
Still it struck me as very unusual. Was it? My atti-
tude seemed to encourage her, however, for she told me
of a night watchman they have down at her home whom
she thinks is the most conscientious man she ever knew.
One evening some boys threw a stone through Ae
music room window, and he was sent to investigate tfie
damage.
"Oh, Miss Helen," he said on returning, "if s much
more serious ^n I supposed. The pane is bruk cm bodi
sides!"
She was certainly in gay spirits. She wound up tlus
slight digression by relating the story of an aunt of hers
up in Maine, from whom permissicm was desired to run
tel^hone wires to an adjoining house.
"Why, certainly," sdd the dear old lady, who likes to
oblige everybody, "only you must agree not to talk after
nine o'dodc. I'm a very light sleeper and the least noise
will keep me awake."
What other remarkable and spectacular incidents might
have befallen those wonderful relatives of hers I do not
know for just then we drew up at the quaintest sort of
an inn for luncheon. And after lunch I was rel^;aited to
the rear with Aunt Fanny.
You do not write me about tfiat mine. In fact, I
haven't heard from you since I wrote you to give up that
beastly Mexican trip.
MR. GOGGLES 73
Heavens! Suppose you've gone anyhow, and all my
letters have failed to reach you I
Horrors! What would happen! But I will dismiss
my fears. Mr. Chubb is disaster enough for one letter.
Yours, Dbysdale.
[Letter from Miss Winihrop io her Father.]
Boston, July 31.
Dear Popsadoodles:
Dearie me I It seems a^ if I did nothing but wire you
for money, and write yoq such long letters that you
never find time to read them. Won't you be glad when
I get back to the Bride of the Blue Ridge? Isn't that
a pretty name for Durham?^ I thought it out all by my-
self. Yes, this Eastern Cultuah is certainly doing me
good.
We have continued our trip "down the Cape." We
have seen the famous Cranberry bogs and the ancient
methods of drying codfish. We also saw the
first plant for the production of salt out of sea water.
That otlier scheme for extracting gold out of the same
commodity is no longer in evidence. About all that serves
to remind one that the thrifty Yankee put his hard-earned
cash in such a bubble, is the occasional appearance of a
smooth tongued sharper, still selling beautifully engraved
sheets of paper representing shares in this inexhaustible
money-maker, and finding buyers !
Well, something must be done to keep the rural com-
munity from going to the dogs from want of mental ex-
citement. The days of the lightning rod agent, when the
poor farmer's note for ten dollars was promptly raised
to ten hundred, and his farm seized in payment, are gone.
74 MR. GOGGLES
The gold brick industry, however, is still popuhr in New
England; and Louisiana lottery tickets are in brisk de-
mand. With these, and tiie patent medicine habit, the
Down East agriculturist manages to keep his senses.
Another curkms trait of these deligirtf ul people is the
County History habit This peculiarity seems to be in-
born in these simple sons of toil.
Fame at $150 per page, seems high to the unsophisti-
cated dty man. Still when that includes a full page
'Tialf-tone" portrait of yourself (taken always twenty
years before, when the hair was still in evidence) it can-
not be considered expensive. Many a man has paid a
good deal more, for less satisfaction, than comes from the
placid contemplation of a picture of his own classic fea-
tures, with his signature sprawled underneath, and a
page of hysterical pan^;yric directly opposite;.
Who has not felt a thrill of pride as he has read of
"the indomitable will" of this or that prominent citizen,
"which conquered all obstacles,'' "whose many virtues in
a brief but meteoric career has shed luster upon his native
village of Popham's Four G)mers?''
Is it at all strange that such a strong character is now
recognized as the controlling genius in the great Hay,
Grain and Feed business owned by the subject of this
sketch in the nearby commercial center of East Middle
Popham?"
Oh! these dear old compendiums of fact, fiction, and
fiddlesticks f Who shall say that dieir work has not in its
ultimate phase, borne fruit of lasting benefit to the com-
munity? The Library giving habit is only the County
History habit carried out to its legitimate and logical con-
clusion, and it is worth the money.
But dear Popsy, I do iiot want you to think that I am
MR. GOGGLES 75
not in sympathy with the New England fanner. He is
an old, sweet thing — a contradiction of hard-headedness
and warm-heartedness. The Winning of the West by its
railroads would never have been possible but for the New
England farmer's love of a gamble. Originally the great
copper mines sprang from the same source. Goldfield,
Tonapah, Bullfrog, and many other of the recently opened
mines in Nevada owe much to this same New England
farmer. Likewise a large number of mines which will
never exist except in the heated imagination of their pro-
jectors.
He has bought stock in Spindle Top Oil Gushers in
Texas, only to find later that the shock which leveled
Mont Pel6e, also forever stopped the flow of oil in Spindle
Top.
Periiaps he does like a big piece of blue sky for his
money, in preference to real estate, at times, — ^but leave
him alone ; in the long run he wins out
The night I was down at Wdlfleet was a red letter day
in the annals of that town. Marconi had come from
Glace Bay and was tr3ring to get his Wireless Station in
communication with Poldhu. The one hotel was filled
with newspaper reporters, artists and photographers, as
it was conficfently expected that the first attempt to send
a message across the Atlantic would be successful.
Three days had been consumed in experimental woric^
and any moment might either bring success, or prove
tiiat something had still to be discovered, and that an-
other year's delay must ensue. The members of the press
drove out twice a day to get reports, and so far had
made seven trips without results. Reports were encour-
aging, however, and for the moment, Wellfleet held the
center of the world's stage, as in the old whaling days.
76 MR. GOGGLES
Shortly after three o'clock the army of correspondents
were seen retummg furiously to the hotel. In a few mo-
ments the one lone little telegpraph operator was over-
whelmed with business, and the whole world learned that
the first message by wireless from President Roosevelt
to King Edward had been received and answered.
The little Cape G>d town rose to the occasion. The
Selectmen voted to g^ve the distinguished scientist and
the newspaper representatives the freedom of the town
and a grand blowout at the Town Hall that night.
And this is how it came about that I saw for the first
time with appropriate surrotmdings and with correct local
color, a representation of that bygone institution in New
England, "The Singin' Skewl."
You remember how they were dressed — the women all
in calicoes, linens, and huge poke bonnets. The men in
very tight and very short trousers. There wasn't any-
thing but a tuning fork to give them the key, but after
the leader hit it <mce or twice, they would start up like
this:
Soprano {so\o)\ Cousin Hezekiah Cou*^° "^
phi
if A^ (solo): And Sophia And a
So
And Jed * di ^j^
First Bass: And Jedediah
Second Bass: Kit
all
coming Tea!
here
to
Chorus: Ohwontwehaveajollytime
AHiogetkor
«<
When . . they • . all • . come totea.
mr.gcxk;les tj
Then they sang another one that I think I've heard you
tell me about I don't quite recall the words, but it was
something to the effect that,
Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking
What a fine world this would be
If the men were all transported
Far beyond the Northern Sea 1
Chorus:
Tooral— looral looral— lay
Tooral— looral looral— lea
If the men were all transported
Far beyond the Northern Seal
I thought Goggles would die laughing. He said
he had the program of a real genuine concert that
took place in Sakm almost a hundred years ago. This
performance brought it back to him, he said, and he cer-
tainly seemed to enjoy it as much as I, which is saying a
good deal
Well, Popsy, all good things must oome to an end, and
so with this concert. It was quite a treat to see how well
the Selectmen did their speedhmaking, and how nice
Marconi was, even though I know his eye was on the
dock and he was counting the moments till the next train
left for Boston. Shortly after nine the rush of celebrities
to the train occurred, and Wellfleet went back to slumber
and to be forgotten by the rest of the world.
But Popsy, I shall never forget Wellfleet nor dear old
Cape Cod. You must make up your mind to build a
summer cottage in one of the towns. I don't care much
which one you prefer, as they are all perfectly charming.
Wellj good-night, old foggy weather. I'm sleepy.
Hexen.
78 MR. GOGGLES
[From Drysdale to Van.]
Boston, July 31.
Dear Van:
Your oantinued silence is getting on my nerves. I feel
certain you have written, and your letters are somewhere
in the country trying to over^ike me. But still it seems
funny tiiat none of them has been delivered. I grow
positively pale with fear when I think you might possibly
have gone to Mexico and I not know anything about it
We have returned from our short digression down the
Cape in Chubb's Maxwell.
Chubb seems to me an unspeakable sort of a cad. He
insisted on sitting next to Heldn — ^Miss Winthrop, I
mean*-and apparently had no sense of her utter lack of
interest in his conversaticm.
He likes nothing old, and anything dating before the
formation of the Coal combine has no interest for him.
He told us of a recent trip to Europe during which time
he had evidently tried hard to appreciate tiie beauties of
his environment. "But it was no use!" he said. ''Nobody
could talk United States." He said if the Louvre was in
Cncinnaty, "the joint would be pulled by the police."
What in the world does that mean? The statues, he
thought, were positively indecent In Cincinnati it ap-
pears they put tights on Venus and bathing suits on
Aphrodite.
"I knew something was 99-100 pure out there," said
Miss Winthrop, 'T)ut I didn't know it was the dty." Both
laughed munoderately at this. witticism, but it was too
much for me. And his opinion of the Old Masters is
shocking. He says if anyone gave him one of tiiese
']'H:i ?JSv/ '•"•••cK
.,s rt:P„ LENOX
XILUiLiS i-OUWDATIONfi
MK.GOGGLBS 79
pictures, 2nd ke had to keep it, ke would charge tfaeoi
storage!
These remarks seemed to amuse Miss Wintiirop
mightily, though to me they were unintelligible jargon.
He finally abandoned his journey at Lake Coma It
gave him a pain, he said. People were always talking
about the scenery, — grand, beautiful, sublime, etc
"Whafs the good of scenery?" he asked. 'Tfou can't
eat it, you can't drink it, you can't smoke it Photo-
graphs are a darned sight better,— cost less and you
don't have to go Aere."
So he packed up his duds, wired for a berlli on the
Lucohia, amd travded night and day till he readied
home.
"Never again for me," he concluded. "You folks can
have all you want of London, Paris, Vienna or Rome, but
it's me for the ivory-mounted hills of Cindnnaty."
What was so confoundedly funny in his remarks I
could not see. But Miss Winthrop found them vastly
amusing, so I suppose they must have hfien dever.
I think he went out of his way needlessly to remind
me of my position. He always handed out Miss Win-
throp himsdf, but would give me the rugs, coats, shawls,
etc., to bring into the hotel with Aunty. Then I was
usually obliged to go back and put the car in the garage.
Now, do write, Well, never mind.
Yrt,
DSYSDALB.
8o MR. GOGGLES
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
Beach Bluff Hotel, Bbach Bluff, Mass.
Respected and Dear Sir:
Will you permit me to place on record my deep sense
of obligation for your invariable habit of answering my
letter by return mail? I have not had one scrap of the
pen from you now for three weeks. True, I received
the checks sent by the office. Query: Am I on the reg-
ular pay roll, or merely an "extra"?
Were it not for the yellow journals I would forget that
I ever owned such a careless, negligent, heartless, lov-
able, dear, indulgent parent
Yesterday there was a full page sketch of you in that
grand literary depository, the Magazine Section of the
Sunday Orb. It was modestly entitled: "A Great Cap-
tain of Industry Now at War in Great Britain."
Was that done to impress me because you knew I'd
be down where a real war actually did take place? I'm
ashamed of you. Anyhow I wish you'd have a portrait
taken. These papers will print your picture, anyhow, so
you might as well give them a good one. I think you are
a great deal better looking than Mr. Three Dollar Doug-
lass, who seems to be the model from which they all copy.
Mr. Van Rensselaer was not at all moved by the Iwil-
liancy of your glory. Of course, one can't expect a mere
chauffeur to understand or appreciate these things. Still,
I think he might have shown some slight interest.
Instead, he merely glanced at the picture and re-
marked: "Reminds me of a man I met in Paris once.
He was trying to buy the government monc^oly of the
Tobacco business, or something of that sort"
MR, GOGGLES 8i
"I suppose you introduced him to the proper parties," I
remarked, sarcastically.
"Well," he said slowly, "I did what I could. I took
him to the British Ambassador's. But he really didn't need
any help. He had his nerve with him as you say in this
coimtry. It was only a little courtesy on my part."
"And did you wait outside, or call for him later?"
His face reddened immediately and he bit his lip. "Oh,
yes; I forgot!" he stammered — ^"I waited — ^yes, I waited."
He seems to have "knocked around a bit," as he ex-
presses it. But there is always that curious half-repressed
air about him that puzzles one so. Still, he's intelligent — ,
very. And quite well educated. He certainly improves
on acquaintance.
Only half an hour's ride from the North station takes
one to the lovely old town of Salem, beautiful, colonial,
witch-haunted Salem. So here we are.
Now we are going out for a little walk, and I'm going
to spend most of the day "In the footsteps of Hawthorne,"
as the guide books say.
Hawthorne lived in several houses during his almost
half century of residence here. He was bom in the Union
street house, but the Herbert street house is the one for
which he evidently had the greatest affection * It adjoins
the birthplace house to the rear.
His room in the Herbert street house is in the south-
west comer of the third story overlooking his birthplace.
Here with a diamond, he scratched his name on a pane
of glass.
Of this same room Hawthome himself wrote :
"In this dismal chamber FAME was won," and again in the
often-quoted letter written October 4, 1840: "Here I sit in my
old accustomed chamber where I used to sit in days gone by.
82 MR. GOGGLES
Here I have written many tales. . . . Should I hare a
biographer he onght to make great mention of this chamber in
my memoirs, because so much of my lonely youth was wasted
here." This chamber is again referred to in a humorous vein:
. . . "Here I am, in my old chamber, where I produced those
stupendous works of fiction which have since impressed the
universe with wonderment and awe! To this chamber, doubt-
less, in all succeeding ages, pilgrims will come to pay their
tribute of reverence ;— they will put off their shoes at the
threshold for fear of desecrating the tattered old carpets)
'There,' they will exclaim, 'is the very bed in which he slum-
bered, and where he was visited by those etheral visions which
he afterwards fixed forever in glowing words. There is the
wash-stand at which this exalted personage cleansed himself
from the stains of earth and rendered his outward man a fitting
exponent of the pure soul within. There, in its mahogany
frame, is the dressing-glass which often reflected that noble
brow, those hyacinthine lodes, that mouth bright with smiles or
tremulous with feeling, that flashing or melting eye, that — ^iJn
short, every item of the magnanimous face of this unexampled
man. There is the pine table^— there is the old flag-bottomed
chair on ^hich he sat, and at which he scribbled, during his
agonies of inspiration! There is the old chest of drawers in
which he kept what shirts a poor author may be supposed to
have possessed! There is the closet in which was deposited his
threadbare suit of black 1 There is the worn-out shoe-brush with
which this polished writer polished his boots. There is— but I
believe this will be pretty much all, so here I close the catalogue."
Up to the time when he wrote "The Scarlet Letter,"
Hawthorne's life was practically the same as many other
of his neighbors. "Whatever may be my gifts" he wrote
in 1841, "I have not shown a single one that may avail
to gather gold." He was known to have written a few
things, but nothing of importance had as yet come from
his pen.
On this subject he wrote : "When I look at the scanty
avails of my past literary efforts I do not fed authorized
to expect much from the future. "Yet," he continues, in
a more hopeful vein, "We shall see. Other persons have
bought large estates and built splendid mansions with
such little books as I mean to write, so that perhaps it is
MR. GOGGLES 83
not unreasonable to hope that mine may enable me to
build a little cottage, or, at least, to buy or hure one."
At this period he was living at Brook Farm — ^that won-
derful group of idealists so many of whom were destined
later to achieve a large measure of fame in the world that
then looked down upon them and their Utopian dreams
so coldly.
A great part of the manual labor on the farm was per-
formed by the sojourners themselves. Hawthorne speaks
thus of his own experience:
"We have eight cows, and the number is now increased
by a transcendental heifer belonging to Miss Margaret
FuHer. She is very fractious, I believe, and apt to kick
over the milk pail. I intend to convert myself into a
milkmaid this evening, but I pray Heaven that Mr. Rip-
ley may be moved to assign me the kindliest cow in the
herd. * * * I ijfce my brothers in affliction very well,
and could you see us sitting round our table at meal times
before the great kitchen fire, you would call it a dieerful
sight.*'
Later: "I did not milk the cows last night because
Mr. Ripley was afraid to trust them to my hands, or me
to their horns, I know not which. But this morning I
have done wonders. Before breakfast I went out to the
bam and began to diop hay for the cattle, and, with sudi
'righteous vehemence,' as Mr. Ripley says, did I labor,
that in the space of ten minutes I broke the machine.'*
Such was life at Brook Farm.
His friend^ip with Franklin Pierce, a classmate of
his ait Bowdoin, was mainly responsible for his frequent
appointments to government service. The application of
that patriotic and high-minded political principle — ^"to the
victors belong the spoils," has had at least one good re-
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suit To it, American literature owes the brightest star in
its constellation.
Turned out at the instigation of some obscure political
boss to makd room for a better ( ?) man, HawAome's
gentle spirit was greatly depressed. It wasn't the first
time it had happened, and some of the best years of his
life had been spent in the service.
It was with mudi trepidation, therefore, that he broke
the unwelcome news to his wife.
To his pleasant surprise, the announcement brought no
corresponding sense of disaster to her courageous spirit
On the contrary, she welcomed relief from the tasks that
had ever proved irksome to him.
"I am rather glad of it,** she answered. "Now you
will have a chance to write your romance."
"Yes, but weVe got to live meanwhile,** he replied, witfi
an air of deep dejection.
Mrs. Hawthorne pulled out a bureau drawer and
showed him part of the money she had been able to save
out of his sdary. And forthwith work on "The Scarlet
Letter** was commenced.
To Mr. James T. Fields, (the great Boston ptd>lisher at
that time, part of the manuscript was submitted, and its
completion urged. Writing to a friend, Hawthorne says:
"Part of my story is now in Boston and the balance here,
so we can say it is fourteen miles long, anyway.**
In a few weeks the remainder was finished, and "The
Scarlet Letter*' brought Hawtfiome fame in a digfat.
The first edition was only five thousand copies, and the
type was all distributed, no further demand being looked
for. In a short time the orders had grown so fast that
the book was reset and this time electrotyped. To this
day the popularity of this charming romance knows no
MR. GOGGLES 85
diminution. The "best sellers" of today are but feeble
aggregates against the endless editions of "The Scarlet
Letter.''
The publication of "The Scarlet Letter" led naturally to
a renewed interest in Hawthorne's career in the Salem
Custom House.
We visited this reminder of Salem's early maritime im-
portance and of Hawthorne's early labors at the foot of
Derby street. The pen and the inkstand which he used
are still shown, as are also the weights, beams and stencil
with which he marked inspected goods, "N. Haw-
thorne." The desk at which he wrote is fortunately in
the possession of the Essex Institute
Tbe existence of a law prescribing the cruel penal-
ties of "The Scarlet Letter" has been generally dis-
trusted. Yet an actual copy of the law in antique print
is also in the possession of the Institute and proudly ex-
hibited to all inquirers. We met Barrie, the great Scotdi
writer, looking around ; when shown the copy, he declared
it to be the most valuable possession of the Society. It in-
terested him more than anything else he saw in Salem.
"The Blithedale Romance," "The House of Seven Ga-
bles," "The Snow Image," "Endicott and the Red Cross,"
"Dolliver Romance," "Dr. Grimshaw's Secret," "The
Marble Faun," quickly followed, and established Haw-
thorne's reputation as the greatest of all American ro-
manticists.
"The House of Seven Gables" is an object of general
interest to the visitor to Salem. As a matter of fact, no
such particular house ever existed, but popular fancy has
seized upon No. 54 Turner Street as the one referred to
in the tale. Hawthorne frequently visited there and on
one occasion was taken through the old house by his
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otmsin. Miss Susan Ingersoll, who said the hooae once
had seven gaUes.
Coming down the crooked stairs, Hawthorne is said to
have repeated, half aloud, "House of the Seven Gables, —
that sounds wdl," and not long after the romance bear-
ing this name appeared.
It was certainly a most interesting day, Popsy, and
I was more than pleased with what I saw and heard.
I have, no doubt, worn your patience threadbare with
this long letter, but I simfdy oouldnt hdp it Good
night.
Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van Rensselaer.]
Lincoln Hotel, Swampscott, Mass., Aug. 2.
My Dear Van:
I am beginning to feel somewhat uncomfortaUe over
your continued silence. A young person who calls him-
self a reporter joined our party last night and gave me
rather a bad quarter of an hour at dinner.
His paper is very fond of solving sensational prob-
lems, and he kept me quite interested describing some of
his past experiences. I took no particular notice of his
remarks till he mentioned that he thought he would soon
be employed on another similar case; a mysterious dis-
appearance of some kind.
I didn't care to press him for any particulars, and for-
tunately he was somewhat reserved himself. Miss Win-
throp, however, told me this morning that a very strange
thing had happened in New York during our absence,
and whidi she thought was not wholly unconnected with
our newspaper friend's yisit tP N^w England. A young
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Englishman, she said, had suddenly dropped out of sight,
while at the same time a rich young American had also
disappeared.
"WeU/' I said, "what of that? Isn't this what you caU
a free country?"
"Perhaps," she answered, "but none of us are free to
drop out of it with no explanation."
Fortunately, she abruptly changed the subject. Our
trip is expanding. After we do Salem, Lexington and
G>ncord, we shall go up the Maine Coast and possibly
further. I wish it would last forever.
The prospect of losing her. Van, is awful. There is
no doubt about it, she is perfectly adorable. I ought to
know. In all our <jon5tant association she has shown so
much consideration for everyone — ^has been so uniformly
courteous to the guide, that I am more than ever con-
vinced that I have made no mistake.
"What will you do when the season ends ?" she asked
after a short pause. "Do you 'personally conduct' in die
winter, as well?"
"Oh, there is Florida and California in this country,
besides the Riviera, Italy and Egypt," I replied, evading
a direct answer.
"I know," she said, "but I should think you would like
to get into something more — ^more — "
"Respectable?" said I, laughing.
"No. Not that exactly," she said quite seriously.
'TBut it seems to me somehow, that you have it in you to
be a man of affairs. Papa wasn't always rich, you know
— ^in fact, as a boy, he was very poor — started with $50
and an old mule," she added laughing. "The old homestead
refused to raise anything for a time but stones and mort-
gages."
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''He's what you call a self-made man. Now if you
could sell goods or get up a new brand of cigarettes, I
believe Popsy could place you. And I believe you'd win
out,'* she concluded, in quite a burst of enthusiasm.
''But I don't know anydiing about tiie Tobacco busi-
ness/' I bq;an.
"Wen, you'd know enough not to let the others find it
out, wouldn't you?"
"Perhaps."
"Suppose you were asked to think of a name for a new
brand of Eg^tian cigarettes. What would you call
them?"
"Oh! I don't know. After some place in Egypt, I
suppose — Suez, for instance, or ^"
"No," she replied. "I see you are hopelessly ignorant
You would pick out a name ^at meant nothing, signified
nothing, and was as far removed from Egypt as possible.
"Supposing your brand was a flat failure," she ccm-
tinued. "How would you advertise it?"
"Largest selling brand in the world!" I said, sarcasti-
cally.
"Right you are !" she cried. "You're not half so stupid
as you'd like me to believe. I shall write the pater this
very afternoon."
I can't teiryou, Van, how delightftilfthese occasional
tete-a-tetes are. She is altogether so charmingly frank,
and is so honest in her endeavor to further my welfare,
that I am beginning to dread the final outcome of this
business. I haven't meant to deceive her, but I am afraid
she will not relish the deception, no matter what excuse I
offer.
But I don't care. I win make a clean breast of die
whole thing and throw myself on the mercy of the Court,
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I told her the story of my colonial ancestor, Franklin-^
Lord Franklin, you remember, who married a pretty girl
who was only a scullery maid in an inn at the next town
from here, old Marblehead. She was actually scrubbing
the stairs when my august cousin passed tiirough the
town on a visit to Governor Wentworth, but she was ex-
traordinarily pretty and my lord prcmiptly fell in love
with her, sent her to England to be educated; and mar-
ried her. Miss Winthrop thought the story very pretty,
but said the girl took great chances.
''What chances?'' said I. "Lots of American girls
marry Englishmen of title nowadays and are happy."
''Why are you always defending Englishmen of title ?*'
she suddenly asked, giving me a glance that I felt pierced
me through and through.
"Because I am— because I like— because — Oh! simply
because I think you are prejudiced," I stammered — ^and
Van, I was frightened to death. I was so full of Lord
Franklin that I was afraid diat in my excitement I had
spoken of him as a kinsman, but I couldn't remember.
"Well," she said, "perhaps I am. Anyhow, I never
had much use for a man who wotddn't work."
Van, I'm going to learn the tobacco business.
Yours,
Drysdale.
P. S. — ^Van, do men in the tobacco business have to
work?
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[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Salem, Mass., Aug. 3.
Dear Old Sweet Thing:
It is out of the question to write you all I want about
diis quaint old town. It is the most interesting dty in
the whole country.
After a most delightful day spent among the haunts of
Hawthorne, we took up another and more sombre page
in the annals of old Salem — ^Witchcraft
I often wonder, Popsy, why they don't get your adver-
tising man down here. He'd boom the place on other and
pleasanter lines than Witchcraft, I'm sure. Those days
are among the most interesting in Salem's history, no
doubt, but the episode is such a painful one, that it needs
glossing over.
In Justice to Salem it must be borne in mind
that a belief in witchcraft prevailed everywhere at
that time, and executions for this crime were frequent
Boston was guilty of one before Salem. Persons who for-
get this, do the town a great injustice. To read of the
persecution and judicial murder of nineteen friendless
and unhappy old grandmothers as a result of this craze,
comes with a decided shock to the stranger, in spite of
the lapse of centuries.
In the Court House you can see the documents record-
ing the original testimony taken at the trials. The death
warrant of old Bridget Bishop, together with the sheriff's
return, certifying that he had taken the poor creature out
on Gallows Hill and there "hanged her by the neck till
she was dead" is also shown. Some of tihe pins which
the victims testified were found in their bodies, are also
in this curious collection.
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It seems incredible that in any day people could have
be«i deprived of their lives on such flimsy evidence as
proved sufficient for conviction in these witch trials. One
dear old lady, Rebecca Nurse, seventy years of age and of
exemplary character, fell a victim to the delusion. At her
trial, a paper signed by thirty-nine of her neighbors testi-
fying to her blameless life, was offered in her defense.
The jury returned a verdict of "Not Guilty," but the fury
of the mob was so great that the judges were onnpelled
to set aside the finding and condemn her to death. She
was accordingly executed. A granite monument, bearing
a tribute from the pen of Whittier, now marks her resting
place. Her home is still standing.
The case of Giles Corey is without parallel in this coun-
try as regards the cruel manner of his death. He was an
octogenarian and unpopular. He was greatly interested
in Ihe witch trials, but his wife, Martha, objected to his
attendance. She was soon accused of witchcraft and
the testimony of her own husband was largely instru-
mental in causing her death sentence.
After the trial the old man realized the grievous wrong
he had done her, and perhaps welcomed the news that he
himself was to be arrested on the same terrible charge.
When arraigned for trial he absolutely refused to plead,
notwithstanding that under the law as it then stood, he
would be cast into prison and heavy weights put upon
his prostrate body until he answered — or died.
This fiendish punishment was inflicted on Giles Corey,
three days before his wife was hanged, and he endured
his terrible agony, till death brought relief. There is
abundant evidence to prove that he thus purposely ex-
piated the great wrong he had done his wife.
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Opposite ibe site of tiie old Court House a bronze
tablet has been erected telling the story.
Nearly opposite this spot
Stood, in the middle of ihp street,
A btiildiiiig: devoted, from 1677 until 1718,
.To municipal and Judicial uses.
In it in 1692,
were tried and condemned for wttdicraft
Most of the nineteen persons
Who suffered death on the gallows.
Giles Corey was here put to trial
on the same charge, and, refosing to plead.
Was taken away and pressed to death.
In January, i6g3, twenty-one persons
were tried here for witchcraft,
of whom eighteen were acquitted and
three condemned, but later set free,
together with about 150 accused persons.
In a general delivery which occurred in May.
There is still standing what is known here as the
''Witches' House/' which is also the house in which the
great preacher, Roger Williams, lived. In this place
some of the trials were held. The massive beams and
chimney, which they showed me, are the same that were
in the house at that time. It is altered by the addition of
a drug store and the top floors are occupied by an enter-
prising Irishman who sells antiques and curios — a pe-
culiarly suitable location. Otherwise it remains as orig-
inally constructed.
I can't help feeling a little depressed, Popsy, over this
dark chapter in Salem's history. But the revulsi<m of
feeling which followed the execution of poor old Rebecca
Nurse was so great, that the belief in witchcraft was
utterly routed, not only in Salem, but from the civilized
world as well. "Out of evil cometh good."
In "Alice Doane's Appeal" Hawthorne points out the
true lesson of the witdicraft delusion, and the duty of
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marking the ^>ot where the final acts of that tragedy took
place — SL duty which still remains to be performed.
"Yet, ere we left the hill, we could not but regret that there
is nothing on its barren summit^ no relk of old, nor lettered
stone of later days, to assist the imagination in s^pealing to the
heart We build the memorial column on the height which our
fathers made sacred with their blood, poured out in a holy
cause. And here, in dark funereal stone, should rise another
monument, sadly commemorative of the errors of an early race,
and not to be cast down, while the human heart has one in-
firmity that may resuk in crime."
Isn't it strange that Salem lets Hawthorne's appeal re-
main so long unheeded? I actually heard that Gallows
Hill itself is in the market to be sold for suburban lots.
Do you think that's quite right, Popsy?
I don't believe we shall have time to see much more of
dear old Salem, though we have not exhausted its treas-
ures by any means. We went into the Essex Institute,
whidi is well worth a visit, and also the Peabody Insti-
tute, founded by George Peabody, the great philanthropist,
who, by the way, wajs bom near here and laid the founda-
tion of his vast fortune in this village.
In the grounds of the Essex Institute is preserved the
original First Church in Salem. It is a curious build-
ing, scarcely larger than a good sized room. It was, how-
ever, the home of the oldest Congregational Society or^
ganized in America, the one in Rymouth having been
transplanted from England. It was founded in 1629, and
in 1635 enlarged. The contract for this work, in Gover-
nor Endicott's own handwriting, is still preserved in the
City HaU.
It is signed also by Roger Conant — the original setUer
of Salem, — ^he having come frcmi Cape Ann two years be-
fore Endicott — also by William Hawthorne, (great-
grandfather of Nathaniel Hawthorne), John Woodbury
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and Lawrence Leach. John Pickering was the contractor
— ^he whose descendant, Timothy, was Washington's
great friend, and who filled tiie place of Secretary of War,
Postmaster General, and Secretary of State in his cabi-
nets, besides being a Senator and Representative. Rcker-
ing was extremely prominent in several battles of the
Revolution, and altogether was quite a national figure.
His house still stands in Salem. It was built in 1669,
and has been in the family ever since.
Salem, you must know, contends with both Lexington
and Concord and New York, for the honor of having of-
fered the first armed resistance to the British. These
First-Blood-spilled-in-the-Revolution places are running
a good second with the old mammies who nursed George
Washington. On the old North Bridge is this tablet:
the first ^^^^
Armed Resistance The advance of 300 British
to the • Troops led by Lt CoL Leslie
Royal Authority And sent by Gen. Gage to seize
"^^BRIDGE Munitions of War was here
a6 Fd)y 1775 Arrested
It must have been a more important incident than
History usually gives it credit for, as Edmund Burke re-
ferred to it in a speech in Parliament in which he pointed
out the slender thread on which the peace of the kingdom
hung, claiming that the least exertion of military power
on that occasion would have precipitated a conflict
Near this same old bridge occurred the death of John
Winthrc^'s eldest son by drowning, which sad event hap-
pened the day after he landed, to the unspeakable grief o<
the First Governor.
[fOBUC
\ttLja»
>^^^S^
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One of the red letter days in Salem's history is the
visit of Lafayette. It was made the occasion of a re-
markable demonstration — Salem having played so promi-
nent a part in the Revolution by reason of her men and
ships and general activity.
I suppose I should make special mention of the fact
that the Hon. Joseph Chamberlain, England's leading
statesman, came here for one of Salem's girls for a bride
— Mary Endicott, descendant of the Colonial Grovemor.
The old Endicott house still stands and is a splendid speci-*
men of Colonial arcKtecture..
Speaking of ^rdMtcXtiTf\^&^ artists and
designers from all werTOe^wWld;ic;fiftfle:h^re to study the
beautiful work doni ly iJi^ t^lders of Colonial days. In
this respect the litti&j^'i^iijbccupies^ a ,\V[iique situaition in
the realm of the creative arts. '" / ,
But I fear, Popsy, I have already written too much.
I could not help it, however. It is certainly an event in
my life — ^this visit to Salem.
By the way, I have a friend whom I think would be a
valuable addition to the forces of the Tobacco Company.
Exactly in what department, I do not know, but his gen-
eral all-around ability makes me feel that he could fit
in almost anywhere. I shall give you more particulars
when I write you again.
With stacks and bushels of love, believe me.
Your affect, daughter, Helen.
MR. GOGGLES
[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Father.]
Lexington, Mass., August oo, 19 — .
Dear Daddy:
Here I am in the place which you have so often de-
scribed to me, and which I have always I<mged to see for
myself I
It certainly does give one little thrills to be standing
on this consecrated ground, and it doesn't take mu^
imagination to see the redcoats ccmiing down the street
and hear the beating of the drums. I stood on the Com-
mon this morning dose by the spot where those fearless
minute men assembled Ihat other morning and awaited
the arrival of Pitcaim and his 800 trained soldiers, ''too
few to resist, too brave to fly/' A gigantic boulder marks
the spot where they stood, and on it are those brave
words of Captain John Parker: "Stand your ground.
Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have
war, let it b^^in here."
And there it began. Pitcaim ordered the men to lay
down tiieir arms and disperse, and then occurred the first
tragedy of the Revolution. A monument, covered with
ivy, marks the battlefield. The monument has this in-
scription, which shows the sentiments of the people in
1799, when the monument was erected:
SACRED TO THE LIBERTY AND THE RIGHTS OF
MANKIND! I I
TO THE FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE OF AMERICA
SEALED AND DEFENDED WITH THE BLOOD OF HER
SONS
THIS MONUMENT IS ERECTED
By the Inhabitants of Lexicon
Under the Patronage and at the Expense of
The Commonwealdi of Massadiusetts,
To the Memory of Their Fellow Citizen^
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Ensign Robert Monroe and Messrs. Jonas Parkeri
Samuel Hadky, Johnathan Harrington, Jr.,
Isaac Mnzzy, Cald> Harrington and John Brown
of Lexington and Ashahel Porter, of Wqbum,
Who fell on This Field, the First Victims to the
Sword of British Tjrranny and Oppression,
On the Morning of the Ever Memorable
Nineteenth of April, An. Dom. 1775
The Die Was Cast I ! !
The Blood of These Martyrs
In die Cause of God and Their Country
Was the Cen^mt of the Union of These States, then
Colonies, and Gave the Spring to the Spirit, Firmness
and Resolution of Their Fellow Citizens.
They Rose as One Man to Revenge Their Brethren's
Blood and at the Point of die Sword, to Assert and
Defend their Native Rights.
They Nobly Dar'd to Be Free I I
The Contest Was Long, Bloody and Affecting.
Righteous Heaven Approved the Solenm Appcail,
Victory Crowned Their Arms; and
The Peace, Liberty and Indep^dence of the United
States of America Was Their Glorious Reward.
House of
JONATHAN HARRINGTON
\dio wounded on the common
April 19 1775
dragged himself to the
door and died at his
wife's feet
Here is one on the road leading to Concord. I give it
exactly as k appears without punctuation:
At thia well «>ril ip 1775
JAMES HAYWAM) OF ACTON
met a British soldier who raising his gun
said you are a dead man
And so are you replied Hayward
Both fired The soldier was instant^
lolled and Hasrward mortally
wounded
Near this spot
EARL PERCY
with reinforcements planted a
fieldpieoe to cover the retreat of tiie
British Troops
April 19 1775
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The Munroe Tavern on Massachusetts Avenue bears
this inscription:
EARL PERCY'S
HEADQUARTERS AND HOSPITAL
April 19 1775
THE MUNROE TAVERN
Built 1695
O9 Daddy, it makes me sad and happy all in one to
think of those simple people who lived and died so fear-
lessly. Truly "their hopes were stronger than their
fears.'' No wonder that Lexii^^ton is proud of her
martyrs, and we cannot blame Concord for being a little
bit jealous, for, you know, the people of Concord say that
the trouble was "merely incidental'' and might have oc-
curred in any one of the half a dozen towns through
which the Redcoats passed. I suppose that is true, but
just &e same the Lexington men did assemble on the
green, and the Concord folks may talk and scold all Aey
please. I shall still continue to adcx-e Lexington. I was
so thankful that Mr. Chubb did not accompany us here,
for he would have spoiled everything! I should like to
stop over for a week, but we must go on tomorrow to
Concord.
Dearest love and kisses from
Hblen.
[Helen Winthrop to her Father in Pittsburgh.]
CoNCOKD^ August 26, 19—*
Dearest Dad:
We arrived here this morning about nine o'clock and
engaged rooms at "The Wayside," Concord's best hotel.
It really seems as if all those wonderful men who lived
MR. GOGGLES 99
here so long ago, Emerson, Hawthorne, Thoreau and
Alcott, had cast a spell on the atmosphere. There is a
feeling almost of consecration in the place, and as I
looked for the first time on its quiet beauty, I kept re-
peating to myself the words of "the Concord seer*':
"Behind thee leave thy merchandise,
Thy churches and thy charities;
And leave thy peacock wit behind ;
Enough for thee the primal mmd
That flows In streams, that breatiies in wind
Leave all thy pedant lore apart;
God hid the whole world in thy heart
Love shuns the sage, the child it crowns.
Gives all to them who all renounce."
This morning I strolled along the shady streets, stop-
ping once, in a little shop to buy some photographs and
views of the celebrities and noted places. The shop-
keeper was a dear, little old woman with a gentle face
and dark, pretty eyes. Everywhere one feds the pride
and sympathy of the people in the great spirits who have
given them their wonderful heritage.
The old North Bridge where the minute men gathered
is gone, but there is a rustic bridge in its place. As I
stood there, Mr. Goggles came lounging around
the comer, looking very comfortable and handsome in
his white flannels. He seemed surprised to see me and
said he had left the others to enjoy a quiet walk by him-
self, and, as I had come away for the same purpose, it
seemed quite natural to go on together.
I am afraid that we did not "do the town" very sys-
tematically; we simply wandered about and stumtded
against interesting things. One of them, was the beauti-
ful free library built by William Munroe and given
<^%'^
X^if--
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"yrtth Funds for its Maintenance
and Extension
For the Use of the Inhabitants
of His Native Town"
Here we saw a fine crayon portrait of Emerson and a
bust of Hawthorne. Then we went to the Barrett House
and visited the ""Master Room'' wfiere the patriotic
farmers enlisted, and after this, it was impossible not to
wander down the Lexington road, stopping to read die
various tablets which have been erected to commemorate
important events. I copied the inscriptions of two of
these tablets to send to my poor old Dad who can't see
these things for himself. The first one is as follows :
'This Bluff
Was used as a Rallying Point
By the British
April 19, 1775.
After a Sharp Fight
They Returned to Fiske Hill
From Which Thgr Were Driven
In Great Cbnfosion.
The second tablet was at Meriam's Comer where die
Lexington and Bedford roads join:
^ne British Troops
Retreating From The
Old North Bridge
Were Here Attacked m Flank
By the Men of Concord
Aiid Neighboring Towns
And Driven Under a Hot Fire
To Charlestown.**
Right near this spot stands a yellow house in sudi
apparent good condition, that one has to get quite dose,
before one sees that its poor old face is covered with the
wrinkles of Sigt. Of course, you have already guessed
that this was the Meriam House. A very nice, old man
took us inside, and we lodced at the curious dosets and
the old oven, and tried to imagine the consternation of
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poor Mrs. Meriam that cold April morning when the
British troops came so near helping themselves to the
&mily breakfast I
Possibly this may have reminded us that it was lundi
time, but we lingered to visit one more place of interest,
Munroe's Tavern, where the British troops gathered. It
is little changed, and the taproom is exactly the same as
it was on that day when the impetuous Pitcaim stirred
his toddy with his fingers and swore that he would do
likewise "with the blood of the rebels in the morning."
We came back to the hotel, tired and hungry and fairly
dizzy with all our sensations and impressions. This after-
noon, but really I mustn^t tell you about that, now! It
is time for dinner, so good-bye, dear.
Yom- loving, Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
The Colonial Arms, Gloucbstbr, Mass.
Dear Van:
And still no letter from you! I declare I'm getting
nervous. What in the world can the matter be? Wire
me on receipt of this, to let me know at least that you are
alive.
Our trip, as I wrote you, is expanding. Yesterday was
spent in Concord, and I declare. Van, it was almost the
most interesting day yet
Never before was Her Highness so sweet and gradous.
For once, my party seemed willing to entertain eadi other,
so Miss Winthrop and I were alone together most of the
day. I improved the opportunity to fall more madly in
love with her than ever— if that were possible.
We first went to Emerson's old home, passing on the
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way the First Qiurch in which he preached in his early
days, and in which the first Provincial Congress met,
under the leadership of John Hancock and Samuel Adams.
Those stormy days, just before the outbreak of the war,
had their beginning in this sleepy old town. The original
church building was burned down, but the present one is a
duplicate as nearly as possible.
A little beyond Emerson's house is "Wayside,'' one of
Hawthorne's Concord homes. The other, "The Old
Manse," lies in a different direction. Here was written
''Moses from an Old Manse."
Tucked under the ridge is the Hillside Chapel of the
never-to-be-forgotten group of Concord Philosophers,
founded by Bronson Alcott Here also was the famous
Brook Farm community, composed of men and women
nearly all of whom rose to distinction in later life.
Of this number were George William Curtis, Chas. A.
Dana, the Alcotts, Phoebe, Louisa and Bronson, Margaret
Fuller, Emerson, Channing, Agassiz, James Russdl
Lowell, Sanborn, Thoreau, Hawthorne, George Ripley
and others.
It was founded on the idea of a community of interest
and certainly was a unique and thoroughly ideal-
istic organization. That it failed to survive the conditions
which surrounded it was no fault of the brilliant intel-
lects which conceived the plan.
Thoreau lived in a little cabin on the edge of Walden
Pond. The Emersons had lived for many generations in
Concord. The Old Manse was the home of the Rev.
William Emerson, grandfather of Ralph Waldo, and
from its windows he watched the fight at the old North
Bridge on that memorable morning in April and saw the
shot fired that was heard round the world.
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The fighting parson narrowly missed actual partidpa-
tion in the fray. At sunrise he had answered Dr. Prcs-
cott's alarm and joined the gathering of Minute Men on
the little eminence above the Bridge called Mile Long
Bridge. As die British approached, in numbers treble
those of their antagonists, the good doctor went to the old
manse to see if all was well with his family and was
there lodced in, presunrably by some of his devoted par-
ishioners, who feared he might recklessly expose himself.
But I don't want to weary you about the battle of Con-
cord and Lexington. Miss Winthrop is writing about it
to her father. The place remains much as it did then.
The first British soldiers who were killed in the Rev<Ju-
tion fell here, and are bu|fed^5RS3^^:^Mqpe-,wa^ just a
few feet from the bridge i44f^ i^'ilj^VV^) e: : i» >
Monroe's Tavern, wher^. me Brttish tfoops* fathered,
is still standing and is hutilittl^^dfiMgeAi^'The^proom
and the table on which PijtciSJSi 3^ tiis J<^4!^^ ^^
stirred it with his fingers "as I will do with the blood of
rebels in the morning," is preserved exactly as it was on
that fateful day. Meriam's Comer, where the Minute
Men ran during the retreat to cut the enemy off, is, I am
told, wholly unchanged. A bronze tablet teUs the story
of the pursuit which lasted from this comer almost to
Charlestown.
During Washington's occupation of Cambric^e, Har-
vard College was moved to Concord and remained here
until the end of the war.
In the afternoon we went to Sleepy Hollow cemetery —
where rests all that is mortal of Hawthorne, Channing,
Thoreau, Emerson, Sherman Hoar and Senator George
Frisbie Hoar (of the family of statesmen) who have
made their hom^ in Concord for generations.
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Margaret Sidney, whose delightful series of stories
"The Five Little Peppers," for young folks, is also a
resident of this village.
In my discussions with Miss Winthrop I am afraid I
made some very lame explanations to account for my
rather surprising intimate knowledge of Concord and its
surrowidings. But you know. Van, tiiat under the cir-
cumstances it was entirely natural. I remarked that of
necessity all this material must be known to me, as it was
my business to have it on the tip of my tongue. Never-
theless, she was slightly curious, but a threatened accident
which, but for my instant action, would have resulted seri-
ously — saved both her and myself, and accomplished won-
ders for me at the same time.
A motor car came around a bend in die road at in-
credible speed. I had scarcely time to grasp Miss Win-
throp in my arms and step back into safety, before the
machine was upon us and gone. It was a very narrow
escape, and to my great satisfaction she showed her ap-
preciation by a much friendlier manner all the afternoon.
Certain things seem to convince me that this girl is
absolutely sincere in her utter disregard of social posi-
tion, etc. I have a growing belief that if she loved me,
the fact of my humble occupation would not weigh with
her, if she had once made up her mind.
I am beginning to wonder what the outcome of the
whole thing will be.
I wish I knew. And, Van, if there's the first spark of
manhood or decency in you, write me a letter.
Yours,
Drtsdalb.
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ILetter from Helen to her Father. I
The Wayside Inn, Ltnn, Mass.
Dear Pop:
It was very good of you to send me another cable, and
though you shocked me with the prodigality of your ex-
pense, I felt that the occasion was ample justification.
We ran down here irom Boston this morning, stop-
ping at a number of rather interesting places on the
way down. Our route took us through a little place
called Saugus, which ought to be very dear to Car-
negie's heart, for here was established the first iron works
in the country.
Passing the Lynn Marshes, made famous by the paint-
ings of Harlow and others, we sped through Lynn it-
self, the great shoe city of New England and a town of
Aladdin-like fortunes. Here also. Christian Science was
bom, Mrs. Eddy living in Broad street at the time of
the inception of the cult. One of the main plants of the
great General Electric Company is also here.
A great State Boulevard, skirting the shore, now con-
nects Boston with all the North Shore towns. A noble
thoroughfare it is, ^ith its magnificent sea wall, cement
walks, fn^cadam roadwtay, prem terraces, (and {^hade
trees. Opposite Lynn lies Nahant, where Longfellow
lived when he wrote "The Bells of Lynn." Senator
Lodge is about the last of the old families to retain his
residence in Ais charming neck of land. A trolley line
now goes over the state roa<i connecting Nahant with
the mainland, and soon the hills of Little Nahant will be
cut up into small lots to provide for Lynn's ever increas-
ing industrial army.
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Professor Elihu Thomson, one of the founders of the
great General Electric Co., is still living in Swampscott
The story of the building up of this great industry is
quite interesting. The General Electric Company is the
combination of the Thomson-Houston Electric Company
and thie Edison General in 1892. Professors Elihu Thom-
son and Edwin J. Houston began work in the electrical
field in Philadelphia before 1880. The former, in that
year, went to New Britain where tEe infant industry
which afterwards became the Thomson-Houston Com-
pany was established. In about three years from that
time the industry was removed to Lynn, and under the
management of Mr. Charles A. CoflSn, who is now presi-
dent of the company, it has grown to its present im-
portance. Mr. Cofiin at that time was in the shoe business.
He was one of die original syndicate of Lynn gentlemen
who became interested in the new enterprise at the time
of the establishment of the electric industry in Lynn.
His growing interest in this direction caused him in a
short time to retire from the shoe Irasiness, and it can
truthfully be said that to his enterprise, energy and per-
severance, the corporation as it now exists is mainly due.
In 1892, the Thomson-Houston Company, which had
grown to be a very important manufacturing enterprise
in Lynn, and whose products were sent everjrwhere, was
united with the Edison General Electric Company, the
works of which were in Schenectady, Mr. Coffin and
many of the (^cers of the former company taking diarge
of the affairs.
The house of President Coffin is on Ocean street, and
adjoins that of Mr. Tuttle, president of the Boston ft
Maine R. R., one of the most beautiful streets in America.
Beyond Swampscott is old Marblehead, one of the most
MR. GOGGLES 107
picturesque towns on the map. It was from here and
from Beverly, an adjoining town, that the sailors came
who conducted Washington in safety across the Dela-
ware in his remarkable retreat from Trenton.
It seems a shame not to go more into the history of
Marblehead than I have done. The first Episcopal
Chtuch in America — St. Michael's-By-the-Sea— is here
and in active use. The pulpit, reredos, hall and com-
munion service, are the original ones that came from
England, and the church boasts of some silver presented
by Queen Anne. It had a stormy time during the Revolu-
tion. Its rector at that period was the one who later
pronounced the banns between Martha Custis and Geoige
Washington.
A monument erected in honor of Captain Mumford
and his men, vrho boarded the British man-of-war Ranger
during the Revolution, and carried her a captive at the
end of marlinspikes, is also a prominent feature in the
town.
The queer crooked streets with no sidewalks are un-
like anything else on the coast. An old dismantled pre-
Revolutionary fort guards the entrance to a harbor fam-
ous the world over. The "Neck," as it is called, is given
over to the summer colony.
One of the notable structures at Beverly Farms be-
yond Marblehead is that of the Swifts of Chicago. And
thereby hangs a tale.
The original Swifts, (E. C. and G. F.) were Cape
Codders and were engaged in the beef business. Some
friends of theirs, J. B. Thomas of Peabody, John Sawyer
of Peabody, and N. E. Hale of Boston, raised some capi-
tal for them to go West and engage in the cattle business
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— the omipetition from that source having shown signs
of direatening eastern stq>reniaGy.
So like the Bell Telephone, the great G)i>per Mines
and the General Electric we also owe Ae great Packing
Industry to our modes! friends along the North Shore.
From about the Swift place clear up to Cape Ann the
shore is lined with magnificent residences. It is specially
favored by the foreign ambassadors at Washington who
frequent Magnolia in large numbers. I cannot dose,
Popsy, without telling you something of the real natives
who live a little back in the country— the ones who are
directly the opposite of the migratory trirds who line the
shores in summer. Goggles gives an amusing account
of the first letter ever written to his wife by a certain
old gentleman in this neighborhood. Where he got it
I don't know.
The couple had never been separated in all the years
of their married life until 'Ta,'' at the age of seventy,
concluded to visit some relatives in Boston.
When he was preparing to start on his memorable
trip his wife, who was to remain at home, said:
"Pa, you never writ me a letter in your life, an* I
do hope when you git safely Aere youll write me a line
and let me know how you bore the journey. Ill buy a
sheet of paper and give you a wafer, so you won't have
no trouble about that''
Pa was absent a week, and, faithful to his promise, he
sent a letter. It read thus:
''Respected Lady:
"I got here safe, and I am very well, and I hopt
you are the same. I shall be glad to git home, for tiie
pride of the airth that I see here is enough to ruin tiie
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nation. Gadt the women folks are too lazy to set up in
their carriages. They loll back and lode as if they was
goin' to sleep, and I don't s'pose one of 'em could milk a
cow or feed a pig.
"Nephew Abijah has a proper dairy of horses, an' I
have rid all over Boston. There w'an't no need o' puttin'
them boughten buttons on my coat, for nobody noticed
'em. I am,
"Your Respected Husband."
Well, that will be about all this time.
From your respected,
Daughtei.
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Chaftbb m
[Letter from Drysdale to Van Rensselaer.]
Dear Van:
I have decided that you are unspeakaUe. I hope you
will sooo adorn that drde of society to which your emi-
nent talents so justly entitle you. In future I shall en-
deavor to select my acquaintances elsewhere than from
the ranks of the criminal classes.
We had quite an interesting walk on the beadi today —
Helen and I — ^I mean. Miss Winthrop. She was in one
of her buoyant moods and gave free vent to her fandes.
She was talking of the future in a general way.
"I believe I shall miss you s<Hnewhat/' she remarked,
with a look in her eyes that made me feel that it was
about the last thing which would trouble her. ''Yes, I
really mean it," noting my look.
"You seem to have all the outward and visible signs
of a well-bred person," she omtinued, "and your om-
versation at times is quite tolerable. Nor do you per-
sist in wearing garments reddent of gasoline, as your
kin generally do."
"Yes, mem," I murmured.
"Show your teeth, Bosco," she added, noting my
rather doleful expression. "There, that's better. It's
always better to laugh than to cry. Now, I have some-
times thought I would not be averse to a man constructed
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somewhat on your plan," looking at me critically, as if I
were a new gown. ''Why couldn't you have had
sense enough to be better bom?" she asked suddenly.
"That was hardly of my choosing," I ventured to re-
mark.
"Never mind; you should have given your personal
attention to such an important matter. Now it's too late.
Too late," and she looked genuinely distressed.
The mood suited me, and I had no desire to divert the
flow of her thoughts.
"I have one or two fairly famous ancestors," I com-
menced
"Oh ! Family trees ! Fiddlesticks," she answered ; "It's
what a man is himself, that counfts. I don't believe in
pedigree."
"You may not," I answered, "but blood will tell. How
about your father?"
"Self-made, every inch of him."
"How about Abraham Lincoln?" I asked. "We see
that his ancestors in Hingham were certainly men of un-
usual prominence in the early days of the country. His
was, to my mind, clearly a case of suspended animation.
I can't help but think that the spirit of these old an-
cestors reappears, streng^ened and reincarnated by
the enforced idleness of the intervening non-productive
years."
"You, I suppose, are tr3ring to make out that you are
tfie product of unproductive years?"
"I'm not dead yet. You are kind enough to say that
I do the work at hand in a satisfactory manner. Perhaps
more important tasks will yet fall to my lot."
She looked up rather inquiringly. "If you talk like
that to pater, I am quite sure you will land a soft thing in
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the Tobacco company. Meanwhile/' she concluded, ''let
us change the subject If s almost too bad I can't have you
myself. Honest You're a good sort, and the girl that
gets you won't get a lemon, either."
I couldn't understand that last remark. Van, but from
her manner I think it was kindly meant But I'm not
fruit, as she admitted.
It seemed all very delightful. She spdce with an air
of half r^^etfulness, and I really begin to feel that under
more favorable circumstances I would stand a fair diance.
How to maintain my present attitude and still succeed is
the question. I am at present tiie victim of her dear
inconsistency. I wish I had grown up ''in trade." But
I didn't Why don't I own one of these stores, with a
fearful looking wooden Indian outside?
On the way home she again referred to the subject
*'I did not mean to hurt your feelings," she remarked,
''and you must pardon my seeming rudeness. I am sinr
cere in wishing you well."
"Thank you, mem," I answered. "It is very nice of
you. But I could comprehend you more dearly if you
were more consistent — ^if you will pardon the liberty."
"How so?" with raised eyebrows. ^ '^
"It's not for me to criticise," I said, "but a week ago
you would have nothing of birth or breeding. Now yon
politely decline a heart and hand that was never of-
f erred you, on the score of plebian origin."
She smiled.
"Now, what's a poor chauffeur going to do? I con-
fess that the mere thought of marrying you is entranc-
ing. If I had met you on your father's fann— you say
his marvelous career is all within your own lifetime — wc
should in all probability have aUowed matters to go to
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their own delightful e«ding. As it is now, when this
trip is over I'm going back to England."
^'Going back?*" with a ^lade of a tremor in her vcnoe.
''I think so, — ^miless/' I added, smiling, ''something
tnms up definitely in your garage or the Tobacco busi-
No response.
*Tfou see that old spire over there?' 1 remarked pres-
ently, pointing in the direction of old Marblehead.
"Yes."
''Well, opposite that church is the inn where Lord
Franklin met his future wife. She was washing the
steps as he entered. In the end, as I told you, she
married the nobleman and became the Lady Franklin.
You can read all about it in your school books."
"Very pretty," she said. "Perhaps you can tell equally
romantic tales of how Dottie Dimple married Lord Noo-
dles, or how Floradora Footlights married the Earl of
Emptyh^d?"
"You may not believe it," I said, "but these same mes-
alliances, as you call them, are a good thing sometimes."
"Ever read Longfellow's 'Courtship of Miles Stand-
iA'?'
I reddened.
Nothing more was said for a few moments; then.
"It's a lovely day."
"It has been. It's now almost six."
Good night. Van. Wherever you are, may Heaven
protect and defend you. You'll need all kinds of help
when I find you.
Yours,
Drysdale.
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[Letter from Miss Winthrop to her Paiher.]
Colonial Arms, Gloucbstbr. Mass.
Dear Pop:
This is merely a postscript to my last letter. Only it
is so different in subject that I thought I wouldn't jumble
it up with telephone, beef and electricity.
It has to do with a very beautiful and lovely service
which is rendered every February in memory of the poor
fishermen of the village who have lost their lives during
the preceding winter in their hazardous occupation.
The courage and daring of the Gloucester fisherman
is proverbial. But neither his skill nor his prowess avail
him much when one of these terrible fogs descend on the
Banks shutting out completely the whereabouts of the
schooner from the men in the yawl. When a storm fol-
lows this calm, as it usually does, woe betide the luckless
fisherman adrift on the bleakest coast in Christend(xn.
With nothing to shield him from the fury of the elements
and but a frail dory in which to make (the contest, the
combat is an tmequal one. Small wonder it is then, that
the death list at Gloucester is a long one, and that every
storm leaves a broken heart at Cape Ann.
Norman's Woe, a particularly dangerous ledge, the
scene of Longfellow's poem, "The Wreck of the Hes-
perus," lies just outside the harbor of Gloucester. All
along the coast are others almost as bad. But the silent
treachery of the fog on the Banks is the greatest danger
of all.
And so once each year a Memorial Service is held in
the town. The school children gather at a place on the
shore and strew flowers on the waves in memory of the
brave lads who will never again be seen in the quaint old
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streets of the little village that welcomed them so eagerly
on each return.
It is a very solemn occasion, but to my mind singularly
sweet and sacred. It is one of the few things I shall al-
ways be pleased to remember.
I shall stop writing a few days in order that you may
have a chance to catch up.
Your affectionate daughter,
Helen.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Profile House, Rianconia, New Hampshire.
Dear Popsy:
The nearer I get to New York the more I am pleased
with the prospect of meeting you. I shall, of course, ex-
pect to meet — ^not a great Captain of Industry — ^but my
own old, dear, sweet, popsadoodles.
No doubt the camera men will snap you as you cross
the bridge, leaning, I hope, on the arm of the dear daugh-
ter to whom you wrote so many charming letters while
in London. I hope the reporters won't forget that, at
least.
It is, of course, beyond my powers of description to
tell you of the many beauties of this wonderful region.
For a full and unabridged account I must refer you to
the inspired pages of the advertising literature sent upon
request by all the hotels, railroads and steamship com-
panies. I can truthfully say that even they, with all their
self-interest, cannot say too much of the manifold beau-
ties of this region. It must be seen to be appreciated.
Aside from the White Mountains this state, I think,
has a stronger claim upon our affections as the originator
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of an idea that should appeal to every community in oar
country— Old Home Week.
To the Honorable Frank W. Rollins, one time govern-^
or of this state, is due the inception of this splendid
thought. He recognized the yearning that is in the
hearts of all of us to visit, at least, once before we die,
the scenes of our childhood. I have often heard you
give voice to the same impulse, and I am sure it needs
but some general expression of the same feeling to soon
make you one of the band of devoted pilgrims who now,
from every node and comer of our country, come to visit
their old New England homes.
I cannot think of anything that has interested me more
tlum this Old Home Week. At Boscawen, the returning;
sons and daughters of the little village decided to mark
the boyhood homes of those among them who achieved
fame and glory in the great wide world beyond.
At the home of Johnny Dix, as the people remembered
him, they erected a bronze tablet on the fine old house in
which he was bom.
BIRTHPLACE OF
GEN. JOHN A. DIX
BORN JULY 24, iTqS.
"if anybody attempts to HAX7L DOWN
THE AMERICAN FLAG, SHOOT HIM ON THE SFOT!"
The same old mansion subsequently descended to busi-
ness purposes. And among the first tenants was a young
obscure lawyer of whom the country was to hear much
of at a later period. So the next tablet reads:
ON THIS SITE A. a 1805
STOOD THE FIRST LAW OFFICE OF
HON. DANIEL WEBSTER,
THE GREATEST INTEJUPRETER OF THE AMERICAN CONSnTUTIDN,
ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT ORATORS.
''LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND FQREVIR
/i^i ONI ANO INSEPARABLE.'' ...i>
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Another tablet was erected to Wm. Pitt Fessenden,
who succeeded the great Chase as secretary of the treas-
ury in Lincobi's cabinet during the troublous days of the
Qvil War.
Similar interest in the recognition of old time neigh-
bors who achieved greatness, has marked the gatherings
of Old Home Week throughout all New England. For
the movement has spread through every state, and year
by year grows in interest and popularity. During the
early summer almost every business house affixes to its
correspondence a ^'sticker'' calling attention to Old
Home Week, which is now held in Aug^t
They tell rather a good story on Albert E. Pillsbury,
former attorney-general of Massadiusetts, who re-
turned to Amherst in OH Home Week. He noticed
that the home of an old neighbor of his, Horace Greeley,
possessed no mark to indicate its historic interest
Accordingly he had prepared and placed on the house
a tablet inscribed:
''bIBTHPLACE of HORACE GREELEY."
FOUNDER OF THE
NEW YORK TRIBUNE.
While he was engaged in the task, an alien native
passed, paused to read the inscription, and, turning to
Mr. Pillsbury, remarked with some acidity: "The gall of
some of you fellers that hev made money in the city is
fairly sick'nin'. What do you suppose folks care whether
you was bom on this farm or some other farm? Them's
my sentiments, Mr. Greeley, and don't you fergit it'*
The sentiments inspired by this annual reunion of old
time neighbors is not only of the most elevating nature,
but it seems to have its practical side as well.
More than one "Old Homer*' who has prospered in
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this world's goods has had stirred within him the desire to
secure possession of his old boyhood home for a sum-
mer place. Many abandoned farms have thus been re-
claimed, and many more have found tenants that would
never have been attracted otherwise.
The program of exercises at these gatherings is as
unique as it is interesting. The keynote seems to be local
pride in the success of those who had achieved position
in the outside world, on the one side, and love for the
scenes and home of boyhood days, on the other.
The speeches are for the most part impromptu and in-
formal, and relate largely to reminiscences of the past.
Some of the G>mmittees arrange collections of historical
interest pertaining to their individual towns. Others
transform the town hall into a resemblance of the interior
of an old farmhouse for the evening indoor exercises,
lighting it with Candles and lanterns and decorating it
lavishly with the simple flowers of the neighborhood —
asters, sunflowers, sweet peas, etc., etc.
I am quite certain, Popsy, that if next August finds
you in this cotmtry it will also find you making this
pilgrimage with me.
It's a grand good idea. Papa, and I can think of noth-
ing that could improve the present arrangements.
Strangers are beginning to become interested, and it is
certainly a great novelty to those who have never seen
the celebration.
The idea has spread even to those far away parts of
our country like California, whose New England contin-
gent cannot very well make the journey.
They gather together at some convenient location
nearer their homes, and celebrate Old Home Week in
company with their neighbors back on the old farm.
THE NEW YOKK
PUni.IC LIBRARY
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MR. GOGGLES 1x9
Altogether Governor Rollins probably never rendered
his state a greater service than when he hit upon the
idea of Old Home Week.
I am b^^inning to feel homesick myself. When shall I
see you?
Your affectionate,
Helen.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
. Hotel Wbntworth,
Newcastle, near Portsmouth, N. H.
Dearest:
There's no need to enlighten you as to the whereabouts
of this particular spot on the map. I cheerfully admit
that you keep in close touch with world events at any
rate, even if smaller things fail to interest your gigantic
intellect.
And so we are at the famous meeting place of the
Russian and Japanese plenipotentiaries who are here
trying to arrange a settlement of the present deplorable
conflict^
Never before has a summer resort hostelry been so
suddenly transformed from a state of semi-somnambu-
lency into a position where not only the fierce white light
that beats upon a throne descends upon it, but where a
dozen fierce white lights are upon it, all at once.
The Tower of Babel is perhaps the only parallel for the
numerous tongues that are spoken here. For once this
dear old part of Jthe country^which in its early^days pre.
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served wahrckm for one bandred and fifty years tbe
parity of its English, has had its traditions ruddy shat-
tered French, Russian, Spanish, German, J^ianese,
Chinese, Dutdi, Italian, Hungarian, Polidi and every
other nationality is represented in some sort of fashioii.
Famous correspondents, noted writers in every tongue,
soldiers, sailors, statesmen and all the component parts
that go to make up oflSdaldom are here by scores.
Gunera men hy the hundreds are everywhere. Special
artists, special this, and special that, are thicker than bees
around the hive. It is all very inspiring and wo nd erf u lly
interesting.
Count Witte, the huge leader of the Russian forces,
seems to be the one who attracts the most attentba Per-
haps that is on account of his tremendous size. It makes
him easily recognizable. But he is much esteemed for his
great fame as a diplomatist
The Baron Komuri, though undoubtedly a wonderfully
able man, suffers much by physical contrast with his
Russian opponent Scraps of gossip reach us from time
to time and create the most intense excitement
One moment terms are agreed upon by common re-
port and the work of President Roosevelt seems to be
crowned with success. The next moment, a fatal objec-
tion has been encountered, the Russians have refused to
discuss the matter further and the whole affair seems
to be doomed to failure.
Sentiment among the guests seems to be not to con-
cern itself so mudi with the terms of settlement as to a
settlement of some kmd of itself. So long as the affair is
a success they don't care much one way or the other
which wins'the^diplomatic victory.
C6unt Witte is reported this morning as having furi-
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ously rejected the Japs demand for indemnity. All over
the place one can hear his stubborn refusal, ^Not a
kopeck!" repeated by everyone. The situation at present
lodes very dubious. I cannot see how they can possibly
agree from all accounts but they may after all. How-
ever, we cannot wait for the outcome.
This old town is wonderfully interesting of itself. I
recall with lively interest that most delightful of all boys'
bodes, "The Story of a Bad Boy." The home of the
author, Thomas Bailey Aldridi, in G>urt street, is much
sought after by visitors.
But i>erhaps die most interesting building in the whole
r^on hereabouts is the historic mansion of Governor
Benning Wentworth, about two miles out of town, built
in 1750. Itwas^from this house*that the famous Stamp
Act was issued which so enraged the Colonists that the
Revolution ultimately broke out.
The Wentworths seem to have been notable people and
diis particular mansion, aside from its historical impor-
tance, was filled in its day with the most impressive furni-
ture, carvings, paintings and decorations that could well
be imagined. It originally contained fifty-two rooms but
by the removal of a portion this number was reduced to
forty-five.
The Wentworths being Ro3ralist Governors, were of
course expatriated during the war and their possessions
confiscated. The summer home of the family at Little
Harbor was the center of social and political activity in
its day. A visit to the old place is still one of the delights
of the visitor to Portsmouth.
The oldest dwelling in New Hampshire — ^the Weeks
bouse, built in 1638, is also here — or at Greenland, not
&r distant. The Warner house, the Governor Langdon
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house, the Ladd house, the Meserve house, all built in the
early years of tiie eighteenth century, are still standing
and in an excellent state of preservation.
But of all the old houses the one occupied by Allen,
boatswain to Paul Jones, tiie first great captain of our
Navy, seemed to interest me the most
The grave of Admiral David Glasgow Farragut, hero
of Mobile Bay and New Orleans, is also here.
Along the Piscataqua and across one of the bridges
brings you to the Portsmouth Navy Yard. This is really
Kittery Point
On tiie left as you approach the Yard is an old man-
sion once the h(»ne of Sir William Pepperell, the Con-
queror of Louisburg. This briHiant ^cploit, popsy, de-
serves a whole letter by itself. And I will tell it to you
some day.
It was to the Portsmouth Navy Yard that Admiral
Cervera and other officers and men captured at the bat-
tle of Santiago were taken. Oh! there's lots to see and
hear about old Portsmouth if one were only interested
as I fear you are not.
For a long time all that was left of that grand old
ship "Old Ironsides'* lay rotting her life away at the dodc.
She has since been transferred to Oiarlestowii, there to
continue the ignominious career commenced at Ports-
mouth. Every little while some agitation is set afoot
looking toward a rehabilitation of this grand old ship
but notfiing is ever done. It's a shame and reproadi to
our government.
Now I really must stop. You will probably read in
the papers long before this letter reaches you, all about
the final settlement of the Peace Negotiations. But the
other things in Portsmouth interested me more.
Your loving daughter, Helen, ^
%*/r
MR. GOGGLES 1^3
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
At the present rate of progress I have but one more
week of decency and respectability left. After that the
deluge.
But what care you^ safe 'neath sunny Southern skies,
hugely enjoying no doubt my sorry plight, and twin-
kling a song of thankfulness that your own precious neck
is in no similar danger of stretdiing.
Ask that lovely senorita .to sing that over again for
me, won't you please? It was delightful. Was there
ever sudi charming music and have tiie stars ever shone
so brightly before?
"Uxtree! Uxtree! Full account horrible murder in
New York! Uxtree!! Uxtree!|!|!f
That concerns me. Van. The newsboys have been
yelling it for the last half hour. The trail is getting
warmer. This may be the last letter you will ever re-
ceive from me. Van. When you lode upon my cold, up-
turned face, and remember that just one short message
from you would have saved that young and beautiful
life, I wonder if a spark of pity will reach that cold chilled
drop-forged heart of yours? I doubt it.
And just when everything was going on nicely with
Helen — ^Miss Winthrop, I mean.
A rather curious incident happened since I wrote you
last. Aunt Fanny, Mr. Chubb and the others arranged
to attend a hop at one of the summer hotels near here
last night. At the appointed hour no Chubb, i«o Aunt
Fanny. Instead, a telephone from somewhere up in the
woods that tire troubles would detain them some time
and for Miss Winthrop to proceed to the dance and
await their arrival.
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Then another 'phone from Aunt Fanny, this time say-
ing she would have another attack of her old trouble un-
less she dined at her accustomed hour, and she would
sup at the excellent hostdry whither they had stepped
for repairs. More dday.
"Gc^les," said Miss Winthrop, "You'll have to woric
overtime tonight, if you don't mind. I'll have to ask
3rou to escort me over to the Wentworth, dine with me
there, and await the condusion of the hop. Aunt Fanny
18 detained but will join us later. No one knows us, so
for tonight you nmy impersonate one of your famous
ancestors— reincarnated, — ^while we dine."
I dropped the "Yes, mem/' business this time, bowed
low, and expressed the pleasure that I really and truly
fdt
"For tonight then, I am say — Lord Arthur Hamilton,
eldest son of the Earl of Lenox," I said, laughing at the
curious application of my contention of a few days ago.
"Yes, my lord," she replied, with an elaborate curtsy,
"for tonight" And nodding gayly she left the room.
On the way to my quarters, which I speedily changed,
I sdected the handsomest duster of American beauties
the house afforded — and sent them to her room "with the
compliments of Hamilton."
Underneath the tonneau was my evening dress. It
has come in so useful oa many unexpected occasions that
I am never without it. This time I could have kissed it
from sheer gratitude.
It was the work of but a short time in my new quarters
to get a good bath, shave, and dean up, generally. I
was soon in the hall awaiting her appearance.
Van, I cannot describe the vision of loveliness that
soon burst upon me — and with my roses leaning l^tiy
MR. GOGGLES 125
on her arms! I tell you, my boy, it was worth all the
trouble Tve gone to and nK>re!
My heart sank as she swept past, with never a look of
recognition I Had she after all, repented ? ^
She took a seat at the table, but kept her ^es discreetly
in another direction. I finally resolved to speak.
"PardcMi me, Miss Winthrop," I said quietly; "but
if you regretted your action of an hour ago I will dismiss
Lord Hamilton and bring back ' Goggles/ ''
For a moment she was speechless. Then putting out
her hand in the most cordial manner possible, she said:
"I did not expect the transformation to be quite so com-
plete. Forgive me, my Lord" — ^this latter, a little bit sar-
castically, I fear.
And so we went in to dinner.
If I am not hung, drawn and quartered within the
next twenty-four hours — ^thanks to you — ^I shall write
you the result of playing a Lord at a one-night stand in
the old colony of Massachusetts Bay.
Yours in ecstasy,
Drysdale.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
The cruel death, which you have so kindly meted out to
me, is very inopportune at the present mcxnent It has
likewise no further terrors for me. I dined last night
with Miss Winthrop.
I think you had better postpone the execution. I am
consumed with a f everislt— nay burning — desire to live
a little longer. A week will be better than nothing.
Away with mdancholyl Let joy be unconfined!
ia6 MR. GOGGLES
It was a night in a thousand years.
When we were ocHnfortaUy seated I picked up the
UU of fore. ""ShaU I order the dinnerri asked
A slight affirmative nod acoonq>anied by an amused
smile of incredulity.
I submitted the list of my selections, which met with
her surprised s^rovaL
"'Amazing man," she remarked "Where did you ob-
tain such exquiske culinary taste?*'
'Inherited/' I said, to recall the role whidi each was
irfaying.
"Have you heard latdy from Her Grace the Count-
ess?" by way of conversation.
"Yes; mother is now at Nice. She left the yadit at
Gmnes and motored up. Father expects to join her in
Italy during the holiday recess."
"Is the House sitting yet?"
"Yes. The/re having one of their usual nasty
wrangles with the beastly Commons."
"I hope theyll abolish that stupid House of Lords."
"Why?"
"Because they've outlived their usefulness."
"What would you substitute— the 400?"
"WeU, hardly."
"What then?"
"Oh! Nothing."
"They have that already, according to your idea."
"Honk! Honk!"
I smiled.
And so the talk ran on. I commented on At breath-
less interest with which the American people read the
accounts of the bathing at Bailey's Beach, and how the
whole country had been prostrated with grief upon learn-
:*f*y"*-
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ing that Mrs. Montmorency-Cavendish-Jones had stepped
iq>on a pebble and possibly sprained her ankle;
the pictures of Mrs. Jones on horseback; Mrs. Jones's
famous villa "Gluepoint;" the pebble on whidi she
stepped, and <the ankle which it was thought had been
turned^ together with other pictures of Mr. Jones, the
Glue King, husband to Mrs. Jones, and the Jones's pet
Pomeranian spaniel — ^all of which accompanied the article
conveying the startling intelligence of her mishap.
There was silence for a few moments, during which
she apparently tried to see what the back of my head
looked like, judging from the steady searching gaze she
bent upon me.
Her invdisHj^ion was apparently satisfactory, for she
smiled gei^ai^siltits '^nelj^en.
''Wherc^did yoii i6aro ;tOT«^ir^^ dress suit?" she finally
asked. "li ^gjidltifjjj^rited also?'/
"No. T^icfci^fl^that up*with*other accomplishments at
a lumber camp." ^'.'^V
"What other accomplishments?"
"Oh! to smoke Bull Durham, Duke's Best, chew Star
and otherwise contribute to the ooflFers of your worthy
sire."
"Quite a liberal education."
"Yes. But I wish you could have said practical in-
stead of liberal."
"He's coming home soon."
"Who?"
"Papa."
"I'm glad, if that means happiness for you."
"It does. He's the sweetest, dearest daddy that ever
was. I wish he was here this very minute." And some-
thiag very like a tear glistened in her eye.
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''Gtndidly speaking, I can think of no improvement
in the situation just as it stands."
"Thank you. But seriously, what of the future? I
really mean to help you. I don't like the garage idea.
What about something better — ^business?"
"In trade? Oh! horrors! None of my people have
ever been in trade — I meam er — er. I don't know any-
thing about business. I — I — like motoring best"
"I have personal reasons for wishing you to drop the
motor business. I pnnnise that you shall lose nothing
by it."
This was said so quietly and so seriously that it took
me by surprise.
"I wish nothing but that to whidi I am fairly entitled,"
I said. "I am only too pleased to leave my fate in your
hands."
What might have developed at this juncture I do sot
know. Just then in walked Aunt Fanny, who had ar-
rived mudi before her expected time. She said "fortu-
nately." I didn't.
Much more remains to be written, but not tonight.
Another of these wretdied "Drysdale Disappearance"
extras has just been handed me, and I'd better spend the
Mext few hours in preparing for a better world.
Unless you should suddenly have a change of heart and
do the right thing. But you won't.
Yours,
Drysdale.
MR. GOGGLES 129
[Letter from Van Rensselaer to Drysdale.]
Chihuahua^ Mexico.
Dear Drysdale:
It's taken just about ten days to get your telegram and
practically the cost of an Indian and a pony. I could
have hired one for the rest of his natural life, pony in-
cluded, for what the delivery charges cost me.
I meant to have answered your last letter, but the
mails up in this neck of the woods are few and far be-
tween. I stayed with the Governor at Mexico City till
the fever broke, and then, when everything seemed se-
rene, I packed my burro and started for the three weeks'
trip to the mines.
I'm doing fairly well at the new work, but I'm not
letter perfect. Do you remember what Tommy said
when he was asked how he was getting along at school ?
"First rate," but "I ain't doing as well as some of the
others boys, though. I can stand on my head, but I
have to put my feet against the fence. I want to do it
without being anywhere near the fence, and I guess I
can after a while."
I guess I'm a little like Tommy. The things I've been
sent here to learn, don't come so natural a» the things I
shouldn't bother about.
The himting here, for instance, is great, and down the
coast a little is some of the finest tuna fishing you ever
saw. The swimming isn't so good on account of the
sharks. But even a shark's better than being in love.
I honestly wish you'd ship that bale of calico which
seems to have made such an impression upon you, and
come down here for a while. There was a party of our
kind passed through the trail yesterday bound further
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south. One of the young ladies was rather attractive.
They stopped here for lundi, and I was rather lonesome
after she had gone. Her name, I think, is Edith.
I rather like that name — ^Edith. Don't you think it
sounds rather pretty?
Write me soon as you can.
Yours,
Van,
P. S. — ^Edith promised to stop here on her way back.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Magnolia^ Mass.
Daddy Dear:
We "did" a lot of little towns "bade country way,"
and it was surprising the ntmiber of things we saw that
excited both our interest and our risibility.
Everywhere we stopped I made it a point to get one of
the local papers. You have always manifested such an in-
terest in that little sheet that comes from your own old
home, that I thought you would like to know how some of
your old time neighbors were getting on. In the midst of
the exciting scenes of your present Napoleonic career, I
trust it will, at least, have the effect of keeping a sense
of your own importance within reasonable bounds. I'll
admit, dear, that you never have yet shown S3rmptoms
of cerebral tumefaction, but after hobnobbing with all
these Dukes and Lords you've been telling about, I feel
the need of every precautionary measure I can suggest
And the realization of the present simple life of your
old-time friends can do you no harm.
Read, ponder, and inwardly digest!
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"Mr. G. A. Gazzam forgot to wind his watch night before last
Pietro Vermicelli has rdinquished his connection with the
track-repairing gang on the East and West Railroad.
Colonel Sabertash had his boots half-soled and heeled yester-
day. The colonel has long been noted for his recherchi foot-
wear.
Mrs. Limberchin writes to inform us that her kitchen tea-
kettle boiled over one day this week, and caused quite a slop
on the floor.
We are gratified to hear that Mrs. Blackamoor Pup^ has sent
her pet dog into the country. The Puggs will remain in town.
The Homespuns had their Aunt Keziah at supper Wednesday
evening. The old lady looks much improved in her new cellu-
loid teeth.
Mrs. Brown, of Suite No. 12, Hotel Discomfort, has engaged
a new maid-of-all-work. The young person answers to the name
of Bridget, and is unusually iSRxxtvX. in cousins.
Mrs. Captain A. B. Cutter's girl broke another dish yesterday.
Mrs. Captain Cutter declares it is shameful. All of Mrs. Cap-
tain Cutter's many friends will sympathize with that estimable
lady in this the hour of her affliction.
Among those who missed the 6.25 train to Suburbantown last
evening were Mrs. Slowbody, Henry and Thomas Smith, Gen-
eral McGout, the Misses Shopperly and maid, Charles Montgom-
ery Begg, Terrence McFlaherty, Doctor Longlanc^ Ah Sin Finn,
Mrs. Mulvey, John Smith and the two DogUngton boys."
Au revoir,
Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Poland Spring House, South Poland, Me.
Dear Van:
I am still living in the realms of bliss and enchantment.
It is a very decided shodc in my present soulful state of
mind to even remember that such a person as you exists.
Nothing but the knowledge that you are certain to spoil
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all my plans if you don't show up soon makes it possible
to consider you at all. And if that happens, Van
I never enjoyed Helen's talk more than I did last niglit.
The old farm seemed very close to her heart all the
evening, and her father's name was on her lips most of
the time. I am afraid she was a little bit homesick. I
think I have heard some interesting stories in my day
Van, but the story of her father's career is without doubt
the most remarkable tale I ever heard. It makes the
"Arabian Nights" seem dull as a market report by
comparison.
If Helen could only be induced to put it in book form it
would make all the present "best sellers" scratch for a
living. I suppose one would miss the personal touch in
the book, for Helen showed plainly her intense admiration
for the chief actors in the drama.
Another figure besides her father looms large in the
recital — 2l dear, old, grandad, whom both Helen and her
father loved with an almost idolatrous affection.
The first scene is laid in the cabin home of a tobacco
planter in the Old Dominion. The great Civil War is at
last ended, and among the beaten and discouraged John-
nies who made their way back home as best they could
from Appomattox — was this gfrandad who had been a
soldier in the Army of Virginia.
It wasn't much of a home to which he returned.
Armies had marched and countermarched over the old
farm, and desolation marked their path. But the Boy
was there.
Owing to the almost providential fact that a Northern
man, in some way or other, had contrived to occupy the
house during hostilities, a few pounds of tobacco stored
in the cellar were miraculously preserved. An old mule.
MR. GOGGLES 133
considered too worthless for confiscation by the contend-
ing armies, also proved a valuable asset.
Thus equipped, the Man and the Boy set out for the
Norfolk market, where the tobacco was disposed of. The
proceeds, though small, were promptly invested in hams
and bacon, which was also disposed of on the return trip.
The net result of the venture provided means for the
planting of another crop — ^and the present corporation is
the subsequent development.
Of course, Van, yoa'U say that I'm drawing a long
bow, and that Helen has been using her wonderful pow-
ers of imagination to amuse herself at my expense. Nev-
ertheless, every word that Helen tol9 me is true. Down
on her father's magnificent country estate, near Nor-
folk, the old original bam in which the two commenced
the manufacture of tobacco, is now standing. It was
transplanted bodily, plank by plank. I have seen a photo
of it myself, and when Helen says it probably cost about
fifty or sixty dollars, I could see myself that it could be
duplicated today for about that amount. Helen tells me.
Van, that her dear old grandad preserved his origfinal
characteristics to the last. He never grew "stuck up"
over the family success, or the big noise his boy made in
the world.
When he came to town, which he did occasionally, he
wore the wide brimmed slouch hat of the Southern
planter, and a black broadcloth suit. The inevitable
"quid" of tobacco was always present, and seemed to
afford the old gentleman endless enjoyment.
These visits were red-letter days to Helen's father. It
was his special delight to lead the old gentleman into
some meeting or other, where were gathered all the great
financiers and famous men of fee country, and say with
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a ring of pride in his voice, which no one could mistake,
"Gentlemen — my father."
There was never any business cm hand quite so im-
portant as seeing that every kindness and courtesy was
shown the old gentleman. He might be planning one of
his biggest coups, Helen tells me, but if the old father
came to town ever3rthing else was set aside. No hired
man was delegated to wait upon him. It was the son
himself who did that job. He, and he alone, was oxn-
petent to assist the old gentleman up and down the steps
to the office. And if Rockefeller, or Morgan, or Car-
negie, or the whole bunch together, wanted to see him
just then, they had to wait till that particular job was
finished, no matter what the consequences.
One night in particular Helen said, there was a great
gathering up at the house. One of the legal department
had just been appointed Ambassador to the Court of St.
James, or a big deal had been successfully engi-
neered — I forget which. Anyhow, the seats around the
table were filled with the mighty.
It got along to coffee and cigars, and personal recollec-
tions began to circulate. Van, this is certainly a most
wonderful country. Of all the celebrities present that
night, Mr. Morgan was the only one who never knew
poverty. Cam^e, Rodcefeller, Ryan, Hill, Fuller, Qioate,
and a dozen others were telling incidents of their early
struggles when they hadn't the price of a postage stamp.
Suddenly the old gentleman turned to the company
and said : 'T5id I ever tell you how Bob once helped a
hen to raise a family of ducks?*
Instantly all eyes were turned In his direction, and
quiet reigned in the room.
''Bob was about ten years old,'* began the old gmtle-
z*^<
^»i
MR. GCX3GLES 135
man, "when he got an idea there was money in ducks.
He pestered us all to death with no end of questions about
the time to hatch, the time to kill, what they were worth,
how to raise them, etc. In the end he got a setting of
eggs and put them under an old hen.
"It seemed as if he simply couldn't wait 'till tiiose eggs
^latched. He kept tabs on the days, and spent most of
his time peeking at the eggs under the hen on tfie nest.
We coulchi't get any work out p{ him, at all. Those ducks
simply had possession of .him; body and soul. He ate,
slept, talked and dreamed of nothing but ducks.
"He G(5ui<$n't even wdt 'till Nature todc its course.
Within a-da^iir'so of the hat^i^g, he was alongside the
old hen to see i|ftlfffre was anything doing. He took out
one tgg and j^J^dpped a little hole in it to see if there was
anything in^de.
"To his great delight there was a little duckling, all
right Replacing the egg he left the nest alone for a
while. But not for long. He returned soon, as if he had
another thought, took out the same egg and poked the
hole a little larger.
"In the morning he was at the nest by daybreak and
he pulled out the same old egg. This time he chipped all
the shell away from the egg and put the live duckling
under the hen in its place.
"The next day he approached the nest a little bit fear-
ful lest the results of his impatience might have proved
bad for the duck. When he found the little bird very
much alive, he promptly proceeded to take each egg out
of the nest, break the shell off, and replace the little dude
where Ae egg had been !"
When the shouts of laughter which greeted this tale
had subsided, the old gentleman was mightily pleased.
136 MR. GOGGLES
"That's been him all through life," he concluded. "He's
willing to assist even Nature if things don't come quick
enough to suit him."
Of course, I can't repeat as Helen did, the quaint and
soft Southern drawl which added so much charm to the
telling of the old gentleman's story, nor can you see him
peeking under a napkin as if it were a nest.
To me. Van, not the least interesting part of it is the
amazing difference in the place of the story itself, and
the scene in which it was retold. It is certainly a
wonderful country where such things happen.
God, in his infinite mercy, vouchafed the father many
years in which to enjoy and rejoice in the Napoleonic
career of the son. And, of all the lavish gifts which for-
tune showered upon the son, this was esteemed the great-
est.
He died only recently, and there is a college endowed
to his memory somewhere in the Car(Jinas. Numberless
schools and churches throughout the South have been
benefited by the family's millions.
Altogether, Van, I begin to feel as if my patent of
nobility isn't so much of a thing after all. It actually
begins to seem quite dusty and moth-eaten when you com-
pare it with what I know of another kind.
Well, I hope you will write me soon. I shall look for
some news tomorrow. Yours,
Drysdale.
P. 8. — ^The subject of going into the Company also
came up incidentally. I again pleaded my ignorance.
Helen said I ought to try my luck anyhow.
"You know there's a good deal of luck in business —
especially the tobacco business," she added.
MR. GOGGLES 137
** Take the case of one of our best brands. It's popu-
larity all arose as a direct result of the war."
"How^s that?"
"Please don't interrupt. The tobacco was then being
manufactured in a small way. When the Boys in Blue
passed that way they helped themselves to it as they
foraged around, and the Boys in Gray did the same. It
was a good tobacco, and after the war was over a good
many men retained a very vivid recollection of a most
pleasing smoke they had enjoyed at that particular place.
So they commenced writing the station agent and the
postmaster asking them if they could not get some more
of that smoking tobacco 'with the bull on it'
" Of course they cotdd. Papa's men never yet knew
a time when they couldn't supply a demand for their
goods. And so the trade grew and grew and grew, till
the 'Buir is now one of the big assets of the com-
pany and the young man who developed this brand has
a front seat in the King Row.
"What's the ' King Row?' "
"Oh! Nevermind."
"You ought to be in the advertising business."
"You ought to be in some business ; even that, if noth-
ing else."
[Letter from Helen's Father in London.]
CLARmcES^ London.
My Dear Helen:
You needn't thank me so profusely for my "brilliant
flashes of silence" during this trip. I'm not much on the
talk, as you know, but I enjoy — really I do — your letters
very mudi.
138 MR. GCXXJLES
But if you keep up this New England patriotic business
much longer, I believe I will turn loose some of my
advertising men down there, as you suggest
But it won't be to boom their Altars of Liberty, their
sacred fires, or their Old Homesteads. It will be just to
remind them that the Old Dominion wasn't so slow in
the days of '76.
I honestly believe a good campaign of paint and post-
ing on that subject would do New England good. I would
remind them that the Commander-in-chief of all the
American forces was a Southerner, and that the Declara-
tion of Independence was written by another Southerner.
I wouldn't mind also calling their attention to another
half-forgotten fact. That my own state was the first of
all the states to adopt and ratify a Declaration of Inde-
pendence. Have you forgotten all about the MecMen-
berg Declaration? And that Patridc Henry's great Give-
me-liberty-or-give-me-death speech was a corker and of
the utmost value in cementing all the colonies together
and finally binding them into a Union?
Yes, I can see great possibilities in a campaign of this
sort. We could offset Lexington where the first battle
was fought, witfi Yorktown, the last With Ae first blood
shed in the North we could point to the death of Qqitain
Wilmot in the South, as the last. I think we need have
no fear of the contrast. And I believe I would be justi-
fied in giving preferred locations to the work of the
Tarheel boys from North Carolina. If you will tsJce the
trouble to lode back you will find that after five years of
constant fighting the American cause was nowhere near
success and things financially were in desperate straits.
Everything seemed to have gone to the bad.
And then you will find that a great victory was gained
MR. GCX3GLES 139
in the South — not by the regular army, but by just the
ordmary country boys of North Carolina, which changed
the aspect of the whole situation.
Look it up. It will do you good. They whipped over
eleven hundred British regulars at Kings Mountain, all
to pieces. All who weren't killed were captured.
This made everybody feel so good that a new army was
raised for the South, which did such splendid work that
everybody grew enthusiastic again.
Comwallis became so furious over the repeated suc-
cesses of Greene, Morgan, Lee and the others, that he
sent his best battalion under the renowned Tarleton, to
crush them without further delay.
Tarleton was simply eaten up at Cowi)ens, and Com-
wallis took the field himself. He was trapped and beaten
so many times that he was virtually a defeated man and
a prisoner in Yorktown when Washington reached the
scene with his Northern troops.
So if New England started the war, the South
brought it to an end. And when you're handing out
any special remarks on this subject just please don't for-
get to put my "Tarheel" boys — ^whose brilliant work
started the beginning of the end — ^at top of column next
to pure reading.
There, that's quite a patriotic outburst for me. But I
mean it, just the same!
I notice you make quite a good deal of mention of your
chauflfeur— Goggles, I mean. Judging from what you say,
I should think possibly we could find a place for lum
somewhere. I will keep him in mind. And you keep
yourself in hand.
Write me as often as you can, honey lamb, for I am
much cheered by your letters, and grow daily more im-
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patient to see you, as the time for my departure grows
nearer. I shall cable you the moment arrangements to
this effect are completed.
With mudi love, believe me, as ever,
Your affectionate,
Father.
P. S.— Almost forgot to mention, that Sir Walter
Raleigh introduced tobacco into England, brimging it
from my own state — ought to get out a special poster on
that.
Don't you remember that one of his servants, seeing
him smoke for the first time, thought he was afire and
threw a pail of water over him?
We ought to do something for that man's memory.
Think I'll name a new braad after him or have a statue
erected in the town of Raleigh.
The Englishmen built up quite a nice business in this
line — but it really belonged to a gentleman in North
Carolina — so I'm brimging it back witJi me.
You ought to take a run down to Jamestown with
me. There's a real old settlement for you — ^if that's
what you're looking for. J. W.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear, Dear Dad:
I have wanted a letter from you. Oh! ever so mudi
more than usual, this week. You seem so far away at
present. Not that you haven't been further, for that mat-
ter, or that your absence hasn't been unduly prolonged
before.
But dcMi't you ever have a few minutes, at times, that
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somehow or other, without knowing why, you would like
to see me for just a little while?
Well, that's the mood I've been in. I wish a certain
mighty personage in the industrial world would find it
imperative to return at once to New York.
I think I have mentioned once or twice the name of
Goggles in these letters, have I not? It isn't a very
pretty name, is it? But I like it lots better than Clar-
ence, or Sanford, or Merton — don't you?
Well, Goggles is getting, I fear, on my — ^nerves. Yes,
that's it, nerves. I believe I have already imparted the
momentous information that the aforesaid Goggles is not
at all an unpleasant person in speech or manner. In fact,
I might go further and say that he is quite interesting at
times, or to be more specifically exact — I have foumd him
so to be.
Oh, dear! I wish you had stayed on your old farm.
Why did you make all this money? What good is it?
I wish you could meet Mr. Goggles. I'll admit that
he is poor, but that's his only fault. But no amount of
money could make him more of a gentleman, in the best
sense of the word.
You know I've known him for a long, long time — ^al-
most six months. And of late his professional duties
have made it so that we are together pretty constaatly.
And I wish you'd hurry home. I want to snuggle up
in your lap and feel your big arms around me.
Steady there; s-t-e-a-d-y!
We shall do some hunting and fishing up in the
Rangely region next week. We ought soon to be starting
home. When will you leave Londoa?
Well, we took a little rim on the Boston & Maine up
the North Shore today. Goggles said he had some
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friends up at Magnolia— just fancy— and asked for a day
off. Atmty and I went akmg in the same train, and
would you believe me» Goggles had the impudence to
walk right up into one of the Embassy houses. I forget
which — a lot of them summer up here — and unless Fm
awfully mistaken, the owner himsdf came half running
down the road to meet him, so glad was he apparently to
see him.
At first I thought it was a real social call, but Aunt
says he was probably trying to sell him a new motor car;
and these people who want motors make a time over al-
most anyone whom they think can help them to get one
quickly.
I didn't find the day so interesting, yet I don't know
why; although I was much amused at a story I heard
about the railroad itself which, by the way, was one of
the earliest to be built in this country.
Some years ago, when it was still a novelty, a wagcm
load of country people came to look at the new
engine and a train of cars. None of them had ever seen
such a sight, with the exception of one old and loquacious
man. He had not only seen an "'injine" before, but had
"rid behind one."
He was naturally the great man of the hour, and per-
haps, was to be pardoned for putting on some rather
comical airs of self-importance.
With his friends following dose at his beds, he walked
all around the engine, enlightenii^ them in regard to its
workings and the value of steam in general.
"Now this is the steam diist, and this is the cow-
kctcher, and these are the drive wheds," he said, touch-
ing everything he named wkh the end of a queer <Ad
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cane of twisted wood, until an old lady, evidently bis
wife, said:
"Don't tech things, pa, don't There's no telling what
harm you might do."
The old gentleman paid no heed to this admonition,
but went on touching liie various parts of the engine.
"This is the driving shaft, and this, of course, is the
b'Uer, and this ''
At that moment the engineer, in a spirit of mischief,
blew the whistle with a loud, unearthly screech, which
caused the examining" party to fly precipitately, with
shrieks of affright ;.
Shaking her finger reprovingly at her husband, the old
lady said, in a tone of dtSh^:
"There, now, pa! ^I told you youMMo some mischief
with that meddlin' cane. I s'spect we'll have it to pay
for. Somethin's bu'st sure. I ain't goin' nigh the tWng
again!"
Well, the old Boston & Maine is now one of the great
roads of America, and runs all kinds of luxurious trains
away up north to the Maine woods, to Bar Harbor and
Canada, almost solely for the benefit of vacation parties.
It takes in dozens of popular seacoast resorts between
Boston and Portland, like Kennebunkport, York Beach
and Old Orchard. It stands at the entrance to the "Play
Grotmd of America" as it has been aptly called. Which
is a good name for this altogether charming and roman-
tic region of Mountain, River, Lake and Shore.
Do you suppose I could get a position anywhere as a
writer for guide books?
Your affectionate daughter,
Helen.
p, s. — ^Aunt Fanny was detained by an accident last
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night and left me in rather an awkward position. I
shall tell yovL about it in my next I had to have some
one dine witfi me; so I commandeered — ^Mr. Goggles !
[Letter from Van to Drysdale.]
Dear Drysdale:
It's rather funny (?) to read your letters. Two of
them readied me yesterday. Incidentally^ the mail car-
riers were ambushed. One man was killed and two hor-
ribly wounded. But that's r^^r, nowadays. It's
worth it, to get a letter from you.
Yes. I do nothing at all except sit on the sunny side
of a wide veranda listening to &e dulcet strains of the
mandolin and the liquid tones of the Southern sirens.
Likewise the castanets and the hammock which play such
an important part in your vivid imagination.
Last night we were serenaded. Urgent invitations
were extended to come out into the moonlight and join
our ardent admirers. Those who responded were hailed
with enthusiasm and Mauser bullets.
When too long denied a sight of their loved ones, the
fiery Southern heart is apt to become a trifle impetuous,
and this somewhat exuberant exhibition of feeling on
their part ought not to be too harshly construed.
Nevertheless this dolce far niente existence is alto-
gether too monotonous for me. I long ior the fleshpots
of Egypt and an aisle seat in the orchestra, somewhere
along the Great White Way.
I view with alarm, as the state^nen say, the imminent
possibility of your ignominous death on the gallows.
Heaven forbid t Of course, we both know that if you
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got your just deserts, hanging, in your case, would only
be a lovely death. But this is a queer world, and the
race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the
strong. So you may escape with this light penalty after
aU.
And so you chide me, gentle creature, for not coming
to your rescue? Fain would I fly to thee, dearest, were it
not for my popularity here. The natives would die rather
than see me leave. You wouldn't have a lot of poor
innocent savages bite the dirt, just for the sake of saving
your worthless neck, would you?
Send along a gtmboat. Send two. I don't care how
many. I am resigned to seeing you live, provided I only
get out of here.
Cable London. They've got some boats somewhere
along the coast, and I heard that Atterbury's yacht is
somewhere on the Gulf looking for rubber. Get in toudi
with him.
I've got to get out the back door. The front is hope-
lessly closed.
As ever.
Van.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
I slept the sleep of the just last night. Aunt Fanny
raised her lorgnette at me— only to let it fall with a
crash when its lenses revealed the fact that the dashing,
handsome, debonair young man upon whom she gazed
was none other than Goggles — ^poor plain gasoline
Goggles.
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"Good gracious!" she exclaimed. 'Td never have
known you; why you look like a perfect gentleman."
''Thanks, awfully/' I drawled. 'It is a bit of a strain
on me. But if s only for erne night.''
"What does this mean, Helen?" rather testily.
"Nothing, aunty. Rehearsing amateur theatricals,
that's all. He's Lord Hamilton tonight and I'm the Lady
G>mstarch. Don't you think he takes the part well
— almost to the manner bom?"
"How l(mg have you been rehearsing the part, young
man?"
That was a puzzle. I looked at Miss Winthrop but
there was nothing in her eyes but laughter.
"Many generations," — bowing gravely to both the
ladies.
"Here comes Chubb," broke in Miss Winthrop,
— ^" permit me to present my friend. Lord Hanulton" —
and Percy stretched out a great big Westphalian ham
which did duty with him, for a hand. Then his eyes met
mine. His hand dropped like stock that has passed a
dividend.
"Jove, what a fine butler you'd make I" he remarked.
Miss Winthrop was plainly annoyed.
"Yes," I said. "Suppose we try. Have a cigarette, sir ;"
and I passed him my case.
He helped himself but lingered over the case itself.
"You're letter perfect in your role," he finally re-
marked, "even to the property. This is a solid gold
chased cigarette case with a real baronet's coat-of-arms in
the centre."
"I'd like to make you a bet," he added suddenly.
"What is it?" I said unthinkingly.
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'TU bet your watch has the same eagravmg as the
cigarette case/'
"Time was made for slaves/' I answ|ered haughtily.
"A sundial to mark only the shining hours is enough for
me. I cannot take you up/'
Whew! But I was frightened. Not only did my
watch have them on, but my sleeve-links as well ! It was
a bad fright
Happily it was soon over. We went to the "hop/'
they called it. And I danced with Helen!
Chubb stopped me on my way to my rooms.
"Have you read tonight's papers?"
"No/'
"There's something in it about a missing young Eng-
lishman belonging to a titled family."
"Yes?"
"I thought you might be interested."
"Why?"
"Your cigarette case is marked with his initials."
"So are my sleeve-links/' I replied nonchalantly. "Like
to see them?"
"Oh, no. Only I'd get that dress suit outfit back to
the man from whom you hired them as soon as possible.
You might have a hard time to explain things if the
police nabbed you."
"Thanks. I see the point. Good night."
"Good night."
You, my dear friend, care nothing for my predicament.
Oh ! Why do I waste time on such an utterly base per-
son as you?
Yours,
Drysdale.
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[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Knight of the Golden Fleece:
The "c^ce'' this morning sends me another check
from which I infer that your conscience is troubling you.
In this land of steady habits, one of your checks goes a
long way. What shall I do with the veritable snow
storm that has descended upon me, in lieu of a few
scratches from your own dear old pen?
Shall I paste them cm my hand bag or paper the room
with them?
We had rather a good jckt on Goggles this afternoon.
We lunched at a small inn— 4he Wolfs Tavern, I think
it was called — ^at Newburyport, and two dd cronies were
at an adjoining table. They were very intimate friends,
I judge, for one of them ventured to say to the other:
'*Why don't you wear a wig?"
"I'd rather dye," was the answer, and though the
pun was an old one it happened to be new to Goggles,
and greatly amused him — ^not so much however, that he
did not speedily forget the point
That night, on returning home, he said to Chubb, "I
heard an awfully good thing this aftemocm. One old
gentleman asked another why he didn't wear a wig, and
the other said he'd rather commit suicide than do such a
thing."
Mr. Chubb didn't laugh and poor Goggles thinks the
Americans have only a sense of humor "in spots," as he
expressed it
We have met some very nice people on our travels,
and some of the children are certainly very attractive.
One dear little three-year-old in particular, whose ac-
quaintance I have managed to scrape up, confided in me
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going up stairs tonigbt, that she had been to a party that
afternoon. "And/' she added, with a trace of indigna-
tion in her voice (I thought), "at the party a little girl
fell through a diair to the floor. All the other girls
laughed, but I didn't."
"Well," I asked, "why didn't you laugh?"
" 'Cause I was the one that fell through."
And so, Popsy, No. 10 is still very much enjoying her-
self, and not at all hurt by your unspeakable, brutal,
shameful, horrible silence.
Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
I am simply overwhelmed with joy at the cheering
news which your letter imparts. In case of emergency,
a telegfram will reach you in the incredible speed of
about six weeks if everything goes right and no revolts
or tribal wars break out in the meantime. In which
event it is safe to conclude that you could never be
reached at all — at least in time to do any good.
How pleasant!
I tell you. Van, this thing is wearing on me. I have
kept the car for the most part of the time in the back-
woods — ^as far from the Daily Orb as possible. But the
chase is getting hot. Van, and I can't tell you just what
may happen any minute.
But, hang it all ! I forget the whole wretched business
with her. The moment she takes a seat beside me, as
she frequently does, I do not seem to care what happens.
Judging from all I hear, you do not hang murderers —
ugh! — ^in this country with the speed with which they
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do in the old, so, perhaps, I am needlessly alarmed. Ifi
a positively charming thought, however, isn't it?
Anwhow, if I get out of this scrape alive the future
has no terrors for me. Miss Winthrop has told me posi-
tively that if I can get a letter of recommendation from
my last employer she will see that I am taken care of
after the season is over. I am to have a place oi some
sort either in the Tobacco Company or in the private
garage of the aforesaid company's president. So, every
prospect pleases.
I very nearly made a fatal error last might when she
spoke about references. I almost blurted out your name
as my last employer.
"Van Rensselaer, did you say? Did you know him?
Why, he's the man who's missing. Why— why— why — "
Mid then she stopped.
"Pardon me," I said hurriedly, "but you interrupted me.
I was going to say that a Mr. Van Rensselaer had a
chauffeur who knew me in England."
She heaved a sigh of relief, it seemed to me. At any
rate, her face cleared. "Thaf s a very serious case," she
added, solemnly. I am beginning to be worried about
the outcome.
"By the way," she said just before leaving, "You must
have worked for a lot of people. Have you ever met
this other man — ^Drysdale — Lord Dr3rsdale, I believe they
call him?"
"Oh, yes," I answered. "I know him."
"Have you ever worked for him?"
"Some. Not very much."
"What sort of a man is he to work for?"
"Oh, fairish. Plays a good game of golf, shoots well,
knows his motor from nut tP cyli^4w~— **
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'Tm not asking what he can do. I asked what sort
of a man he is to work for/'
"B^ pardon, ma'am. I should say he was a goodish
sort to work for."
"I'm glad to know thait."
And then she left. I felt as if I'd like to kiss her
hand, but I didn't dare.
But it was just like her. All through this trip it has
been the same — ^thoughtfulness for everyone — churlish-
ness for none. I have made no mistake, Van, and if
nothing untoward happens I think everything will turn
out well.
She asked me to take a walk. along the shore yester-
day afternoon and t did. We talked on many things,
and in her blunt way ^her.said: "What a pity that you
are only a chauflFeurJ'' For goodness' sake. Van, get out
of the woods as soon as you can.
Yours,
Drysdale.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear Old Daddy:
There was a horrible caricature of you in last Sun-
day's papers. It was almost sacreligious to me, but I
suppose you will only find it a cause for ribald merri-
ment.
It was a reproduction from a London weekly of a
"sketch from life" under the mellowing caption of "The
Private Life of Great Men— The Head of the Great
Tobacco Trust Writing a Loving Letter to His Darling
Daughter in America."
I could almost hear the scrape of your pen. Daddy,
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and I iwanted to throw my arms around your neck even
though the face was the face of another. Why wovlt
you have a portrait taken !
Well, it seemed so good to even have you think enough
of me to put that title underneath that I forgive you.
Besides, it was quite clever — for you.
We have been doing the truly rural up here in Maine,
and some of the doings of the natives are highly amus-
ing. You must remember we are Way Down East;
about where old Jed Prouty lived, I should imagine, and
where cowhide boots and poke bonnets are de riguer.
Along the seacoast the fisher folk are also delightfully
unsophisticated.
Owing to their lack of dental facilities these folk
are apt to be negligent in the care of their teeth, and
the natural result is that they lose them while still young.
It is said to be one of the recognized preparations for
marriage in some of the fishing villages for the bride
elect to be provided with a set of artificial teeth.
Not only in New England, but in other places as well,
young people who are contemplating matrimony, do not
always hasten to inform their parents of their plans. But
the old folks ever)nvhere learn to "put this and that to-
gether."
Not long ago a lady who has a cottage on the Maine
coast said to a "native" to whom she had given more or
less employment:
"When is your son Charles to be married? He has
been engaged to Jessie for two or three years, hasn't
he?"
"Yes," the mother replied, "they've been engaged now
for goin' on four year; an' I kind o' suspect that there's
somethin' goin' on. I don't know as they's goin' to b^
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married, but Jess's had all her teeth out, so I shouldn't
wonder a bit if they was."
It doesn't seem to make much difference in this great
land of ours ; there is always something of interest wher-
ever you go.
But if there was a spot an3rwhere, from Maine to Gtli-
fomia, where I would be sure of receiving that letter a
certain great Captain of Industry wrote to his Loving
Daughter in America, I believe I would start for it this
minute. I'm really homesick tonight. Goggles has been
away all day.
Yours,
Helen.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear Doodles:
This morning while waiting for the train to connect
with Poland Springs a rather curious thing happened.
As it relates to business I know you will be interested.
Three gentlemen stood chatting together, and one
chanced to notice two-thirds of a cigarette, one of your
delectable brands, lying at their feet.
"Ah," said he, "the lady with whom he had an ap-
pointment CBme sooner than he expected. He would
never have lighted it, if he had known."
(Of course not; who would willingly waste one of
your Peerless Productions?)
"No," said the second, "that isn't it. He was only a
banner, and he couldn't stand any more of it."
(Envy. Or Base Ingratitude. Or Both.)
"I think you are both wrong," put in the other. "He
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dropped it by acddent, and was too proud to pick it
up.
Each one of the three was sure that his conjecture was
correct, and they urged their respective views with some
heat and animation. At a short distance from tiiem stood
two boys, one of whom had been intently watching the
group.
"Bill/' said he to his friend, ''look at tiiem three gents,
fightin' over a bit of a cigarette. The big un found it
fust, but the others were on him afore he could grab if
Goggles rejoined us today, and it put Kfe in the whole
party to have him with us once again. Everyone missed
him sadly during his enforced absence. He brought a
mysterious looking suit case, and when I laughingly
chaffed him about needing his full dress when in sudi
distinguished company, he took it quite seriously and
apologized for having neglected the precaution before.
Fanqr a chauffeur in a dress suit! He would lode
like a dgar store Inc^an in a coat of mail. What would
he do with his hands? It isn't every (me can wear them
with any degree of comfort, is it, Popsy?
I'm half sorry he affected that attire. I'm afraid I've
made too mudi of him.
Yet, I don't know. I've never seen a man who seemed
more naturally built for one. But practice is necessary for
the proper wearing of it
I thought, and thought, I might get a letter from you
here, but of course, I knew better. All our mail was
ordered to the Poland Spring House some days ago.
Good night, Popsy, I'm sleepy.
Yours,
Helen.
MR. GOGGLES IS5
^Letter from Miss Winthrop to her father]
Portland, Maine^
September 4th, 19—
My Darling Dad :
I do feel ashamed to think that I haven't sent you
anything for a week but those souvenir post cards ! You
said in your last letter that you were longing to see me,
and that made me homesick.
Don't I want to see you, you dear old tiling! How
I wish that I could transport you, from smoky old Lon-
don to "the Gem of Casco Bay" — ^that, my dear, is
Portiand.
I was so glad that we cam^ by boat because the harbor
is superb. Miss Nickerson called me about four A. M.
Island after island, sticking their darling heads out of
the water like fairies!
I tried to imagine that I was Captain John Smith, the
first white man or rather woman to see it, but this
wasn't easy.
I'm not going to stop to describe the city— I didn't
care much for the "residential portion," but I do love
the dear old elms that line the streets. Today I went
to see the home of your favorite and— I am afraid
— ^your only poet, Longfellow. It is a shame not to like
poetry any better than you do !
We have so many pictures at home of the house, that
I won't stop to describe the outside. It is a red brick,
and three stories high, but the houses on either side are
so much taller that it reminds one of a poor little maiden-
lady wedged in a crowd of rough men and peering out
at one with frightened eyes.
There wasn't a bit of grass in the front yard, but as
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soon as we were inside the hall we caugbt a delicious
glimpse of the lovely dd garden at tiie back — ^tall elms
and fresh green vines. I could just imagine charming
Mrs. Longfellow coming in from that garden with
golden daffies in her hand, and perhaps going upstairs to
put a few on her husband's desk. Thinking this, made
me want to run right away to k>ok at tiie desk, and I
did. . ,
There is a register on the aesk, and a quill (once be-
longing to the poet's father) for visitors to write their
names, but somehow I didn't feel like writing mine; I
just wanted to touch the dull old mahogany with my
fingers and, like magic, this prosy old world seemed to
disappear. I could see the poet leaning his elbows on
the desk, looking out through the rain-splashed windows
upon the old garden; the desk must have been piled
with books then, and there were sheets of paper lying
loosely, and a dear, little blotting pad! My eyes sud-
denly got quite dim, and I ran downstairs to find the
others. I found them in the kitchen. The house was
built in 1785 by General Pdeg Wadsworth, Longfellow's
grandfather, and the Wadsworth family lived here be-
fore the Longfellows took possession.
Think of all the little Wadsworths and Longfellows
who have romped in this big kitdien; how many little
people have roasted apples and chestnuts in tiie brick
fireplace, and watched with awe the preparations for
Thanksgiving dinner!
General Wadsworth, grandfatiier of Longfellow, had
a romantic career. He was one of the first to organize
a company in the Revolution. He rendered important
service in Boston at Roxbury and Dorchester Heights.
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After Washington's departure he became aide-de-camp
to General Ward.
While in command of the land forces in Maine he was
surprised in an old farmhouse at Thomaston, across the
river from the residence of another noted soldier of the
Revolution, Gen. Henry Knox.
After a desperate resistance and being sorely wounded,
he was carried a captive by the British to Castine, where
after a series of stirring adventures, he managed to
escape.
He came to Portland from Plymouth. It was his
daughter Zilpah who married Stephen Longfellow, who
became the mother of the famous poet.
Of the other children of General Wadsworth, Alexander
greatly distinguished himself in the Navy during the en-
gagement between the Constitution and the Guerriire,
One of the forts in the Portland Harbor (Fort Scammel)
is named after him.
Another son, Henry, ithe uncle for whom the poet was
named, achieved fame in the harbor of Tripoli. He
voluntarily sacrificed his life in the fireship Intrepid to
prevent her falling into the hands of the enemy.
Isn't it strange that so peaceful and so kindly a nature
as Longfellow undoubtedly had, should have been in-
herited from sudi a line of fearless warriors?
The parlor was very grand and stately, but to my
mind not half as attractive as the family living room.
The poet's chair still stands by his favorite window, and
near by is his mother's sewing table and the big table
where the diildren gathered on winter evenings to study
their lessons.
The most interesting room is undoubtedly (the "Den,"
with "The Rainy Day" desk as it is called. Here the
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poet sat one drizzling afternoon watdiing the rain-dr<^
patter on the garden walk beyond the window. And be-
fore the dose of day he had written that sweetest of all
his poems b^^inning:
" Into each life some rain must fall
Some days must be dark and dreary.''
I wish I could go on and describe the other rooms ; the
guest chamber wifli its tall four-post bedstead, and the
little room which Stephen Longfellow called his law
office; but I must wait until I see you.
The Longfellow house, to my mind, is the most inter-
esting thing in all Portland. Yet the "Captain's graves,"
as they are called, are equal in some respects.
No event in history has so much interest for the Port-
lander as that famous fight between the Enterprise and
Boxer, in the War of 1812.
The contest was witnessed by nearly all the inhabitants,
the scene of the conflict being plainly visible. For awhile,
nothing definite of the outcome could be made, and the
anxiety was great, as many of Portland's young men
were on board the Enterprise.
In the morning, however, the Enterprise was discerned
badly battered but crawling slowly into the harbor leading
her prize.
The two young Giptains both fell in the fighting. They
were mere lads, and both are lying side by side in tl^
graveyard. For many years the grave of the Captain of
the Boxer was unmarked. A stranger passing through
the dty caused a headstone to be erected at his expense
and a record of the fierce battle engraved upon the stone.
The old flag of the Enterprise which flew so proudly on
that day is now among the treasures of the Longfellow
House.
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Portland has also one of the most interesting of all the
Historical Collections in New England, and is well worth
a visit. The situation of the town is one of extraordinary
natural beauty, commanding as it does from its eminence,
such a sweeping view of the harbor and its numerous
islands.
The residence of Neal Dow, the great temperance ad-
vocate, and author of Maine's prohibition law, is one of
the sights as is also the late home of Ex-Speaker Reed.
But I must desist. I know you are tired. This is also
the gateway to the White Mountains, We may run
up for a day or so and then continue on up the coast.
Now, my dear, my fondest love to you and all the
dear ones at home, from your loving daughter,
Helen.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
York Beach, Maine.
Dear Van:
As I left Portland this morning tiie papers were full
of huge black type, clear across the page, regarding oiu*
recent mysterious murders. I think it is very bad form
for you to kill your dearest friend, and my own opinion
of myself for committing a similar fiendish crime is
wholly unprintable. I only hope and trust that you will
soon be apprdiended. Nothing would please me better
than to see you brought back to New York at once, and,
I believe, if necessary, I could endure the discomfort of
having you handcuffed all the way.
A wretch like you is not entitled to mercy. The more
I think of your utter heartlessness, the more tempted am
I to put the authorities on your trail. I quite agree with
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the papers in their delicate allusion to you as being not
a man, but a fiend incarnate. That's just what you are,
I knew it all the time. And you deserve worse than
death. I hope they will also print your picture in the Sun-
day supplement, or do something worse if possible.
This is one of the most magnificent beaches, I think,
in the world. It's almost one of the first Colonial settle-
ments, though I can never understand for the life of me,
why these Pilgrims insisted on htmting up such tmhos-
pitable r^ons in which to plant their own vine and
fig trees.
(A mere fig^e of speech. Van. Too far north to
grow an3rthing but rocks and pine trees.)
Miss Winthrop told me this morning that while my
observations on the Pilg^rims were somewhat amusing,
and at times quite novel, she was still of the opinion that
if I should confine my remarks to gasoline, clutches, run-
ning gear, etc, etc, though I might not shine as a
literary person, I would stand a better chance of a good
job in her father's garage this winter.
I touched my cap respectfully, and said, "Yes, Miss."
"Besides," she added, dropping on the instant that
haughty manner, which she put on and ofiE like an auto-
mobile coat, and resuming her own irresistible winsome
way, "This little town contributed quite an important
institution to those early settlers — 2l grist mill. . The first
one ever made in America was built in this same litde
out-of-the-way village of York, Maine."
"How remarkaWe."
"Indeed, it was! Naturally," she continued, "it was
a rather rough affair. A very great, great, great an-
cestor of mine (where do you suppose she gets all these
wonderful ancestors. Van?) had some grain ground al
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the mill and bis wife tried to sift it. The meal sieve
proved to be useless and she had to resort to a ladder.
This worked somewhat better, but even this was con-
siderably too fine until she took out every other round."
Everybody laughed, Van, except me. I thought it was
a shame to impose on her innocence by any such pal-
pably false story. Fancy ! Sieving grain with a step
ladder !
We are all going bathing on this wonderful beach- -
that is, all but the chauffeur. He is supposed to look
after the lunch baskets, shawls, cameras, etc They have
some excellent hotels here, so I think after putting up
the brute I will enjoy a real good dinner myself and let
the others enjoy tiie picnic
I presume I really make myself amenable in the eyes
of the law by asking the favor of a few lines in reply.
Ugh! Who would ever have thought I woidd corre-
spond with a murderer! Or that I should beseech and
implore him to answer my letter at once!
In agony.
Yours,
Drysdale.
[Letter from Van to Drysdale.]
Dear Drysdale :
I have just received the cheering news from Camp,
that a party of Yanquis attacked our carrier about twenty
miles from here and left the poor fellow for dead. He
recovered and is now in the hospital. He can give no
connected account of himself as yet, but from what he
has be^i able to say, we gather that what money he had
was stolen and all the letters scattered to the four winds
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of Heaven. That means a loss of at least another four
weeks before you hear from me.
In the meantime, dear boy, especially while you're
in New England, call on Mrs. Eddy, Mother of Chris-
tian 'Science. She lives at G)noord, New Hampshire.
She will probably convince you that there has been no
delay on my part, and that you merely think so. And
will you kindly write me exactly your impressions of
that interview? I am quite curious to know how you
receive that precious information.
The bunch of papers you sent came in yesterday. I
was so much interested in them as a whole that I
couldn't read your artide with any degree of personal
interest I'm so far away from everything, you know,
that it reads just like any other vulgar crime. Besides,
what danger is there for me, anyhow? They can't ar-
rest me without sending a small army of soldiers. I
can't get away from here, unless some soldiers are
sent 1 don't care much whether they come to arrest
me or to set me free — ^which is what it amounts to.
Of course, my heart bleeds for you, dear, sweet, good,
old boy. Every moment spent at Miss Winthrop's side
must seem like a thousand years. What a martyr you
are! I shall never again read "Baxter's Saints' Rest"
without thinking how you've left them all at the post
I think you'd look real cute in short hair and striped
coat and trousers. I don't know whether they wear
waistcoats or not, but I do know each man has a lovely
pewter spoon, all for his very own, and every day they
meet in the Kindergarten.
They form in one long line, one hand on tfie shoulder
in front, the other bearing aloft the aforesaid pewter
spoon. This is done so that the little dears cannot carry
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anything else in their hands such as Teddy Bears, lemons,
knives, dirks or pistols. In that way they march into the
dearest dining room in the world, luxuriantly furnished
with handsome white pine tables and plain granite walls
and floors. In order to shut oflF all contact with the cruel
and heartless world outside, the windows are very small
and ornamented with plain and fancy bar-iron g^U work
— ^mostly plain.
I wish you would have me arrested. Van. This place
is getting monotonous. The foreman has just stopped in
to tell me that a small reconnoitering party we sent out
last night has been cut to pieces. How careless !
Send me some more papers. I am quite interested in
that story to which you have called my attention.
Ugh! Think of me — ^a Van Rensselaer — correspond-
ing with a murderer!
Your«,
Van.
[Letter from Drysdale to Vcm.]
Dear Van:
That awful story of my disappearance has been going
the roimds of the London press for a week. I wired to
the Waldorf for my mail (your mail) to be forwarded
here. And a case two feet square filled with letters and
tel^[rams came in this morning. I've had a lovely day.
I told Brad to say nothing; that ever3^hing was all
right; so I gfuess no one is yet on the track of Van
Rensselaer, the despicable murderer of his dearest friend !
How I just love to roll these words over my tongue!
Miss Winthrop mentioned the case casually this mom-
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ing at breakfast. Would you like to know what she
thmks of you?
As you are probably comfortably seated in some shady
hacienda with a clinking glass of Scotch and soda by
your side — to say nothing of an assortment of simdiy
and various lovely senoritas, — I think it will do your
heart good. At all events, it will reduce your bump of
conceit, which no doubt it sadly needs. I find it hard to
convey the exact measure of scorn and detestation im-
plied in her tones. Van, it was something terrible. I
almost felt like committing suicide for you. I hated my-
self for ever having known you.
I had to agree with her. In fact, I admitted that it
was at least deuced bad form.
"Bad form," she cried, with a look that froze the
blood in my heart. "Bad form! It's — Ws — ^it's" — and
here her horror and indignation proved too much for ut-
terance.
Presently she calmed down. "Thank goodness," she
said, "the British government has taken up the matter.
He's a peer of the realm, this Drysdde is, and they
don't propose to be humbugged any longer. I believe
the case is already in the hands of Scotland Yard."
Van, you could have knocked me over with a puff.
Scotland Yard! A Parliamentary inquiry! And you
off in Sunny Mexico listening to the castanets and man-
dolin regardless of the awful position in which you have
placed me !
I'll look nice, won't I, discovered as the conductor of
a party of tourists in far off America! Think of what
Reynolds will say and the Daily Mail and the Express \
And Miss Wintiirop !
Van, there's but one thing for you to do. Get a spe-
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dal train or buy a railroad Or, go to the Coast and get
a steamer. If I knew just where you were I could easily
enough get you one of our gunboats — ^the governor
would fix that — ^and come up here as fast as steam, sails,
or rail will let you.
I know the subtle charm that lies 'neath sunny skies,
but I wouldn't desert a friend for all the semoritas in the
world.
I suppose I could end it all by making a clean breast
of it to Miss Winthrop, but I know you aren't such a
cad as to even hint at a thing like fhat
Get the steamer or the train and relieve.
Your distressed,
Drysdale.
From the New York Orb.
A BOGUS VAN RENSSELAER.
ENGLISHMAN IS MASQUERADING AS SQON
OF OLD NEW YORK FAMILY.
PERSONALLY CONDUCTING TOURISTS.
For Three Weeks He Has Been Traveling Around New
England With Party of Sightseers— Refuses to Make
Statement When Confronted With Facts— His Ob-
ject for This Disguise Not Apparent.
Special Dispatch to The Orb.
Boston. — In connection with the mysterious disap-
pearance of Schuyler Van Rensselaer from his New
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York home and haunts, the appearance in various New
England towns of a man using the name of Van Rens-
selaer is interesting. The masquerader is obviously an
Englishman of good breeding and refinement He speaks
with an English accent, and bears himself like a gentle-
man. For three weeks he has been in charge of a "per-
sonally conducted" party of tourists who have visited
Plymouth, Lexington, Salem, and various other historical
towns around New England.
The Englishman is uncommunicative, and when ques^
tioned r^;arding his people, home and antecedents, re--
fuses to answer questions, and appears disturbed. He
says his name is Schuyler Van Rensselaer, that his home
is in England, that he is trying to earn an honest livii^
as a tourist agent, but beyond that will say nothing.
His name may be Sdiuyler Van Rensselaer^ and it may
be something else, but it is certain that he is not the
Schuyler Van Rensselaer who dropped out of sight a
week or two ago. In fact, it is doubtful if the two Van
Rensselaers ever heard of each other.
A correspondent of the Orb has been travcfii^ for
three days with the "personally conducted" tourists and
has watdied "Van Rensselaer" closely. He has attended
strictly to his business, and beyond being particulariy at-
tentive to a wealthy young woman who is a member of
his party, there has been little in his conduct to arouse
comment. He is remarkably well-informed regarding
Colonial history and he talks about the early days in
Plymouth, Salem, Boston and Concord with a glibness
bom of long practice or deep study
When the fact of the disappearance of Schuyler Van
Rensselaer was pointed out to him today by the Orb cor-
respondent he seemed deeply interested. He asked many
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questions regarding the subject, but when direct questions
were asked of him he declined to answer, merely sa3rii^:
"Really, I know nodiing of the maittah, and cahn't say
anything about it. There may be forty men by my name,
don't you know, and I cahn't be expected to keep trade
of them. Perhaps the fellah is oflf on a lark, don't you
know. Such things have happened befoah, and I am
suah the young chap will turn up all right"
But in spite of his apparent nonchalance the young
man was clearly perturbed, and there are indications that
he knows much more about the matter than he is willing
to admit
[Letter from Van to Drysdale.]
In Camp, Mexico.
Dear Drysdale:
We're really having quite a devil of a time down here.
I didn't take it very seriously at first, but every once in a
while it occurs to me that possibly you are getting im-
patient at my continued silence, although I don't imagine
it troubles you very much, after all.
I've really made two good attempts to get a letter
through, but, as I wrote you last week, neither of them
succeeded. In fact, the letter in which I wrote you to
this eflfect, is I fear also lost So it will be some time
before you know anything at all about the situation down
here.
I've had a good laugh at that newspaper story. I can
imagine how proud you are to see your name in letters a
foot high in all the papers. Have they got out a poster
yet announcing the Great Drysdale Mystery, as a double
page special horror? Is it to be illustrated with those
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funny young females with wasp-like waists that Eddy
always draws?
When it's aU over I'd like to see Opper get at work
on it You and I will be Alphonse and Gaston. Maud will
be coming up behind. When we have said "After you,
my dear Al|^nse/' half a dozen times, and are bending
low, Maud will double herself up like a jack knife and
spring open. You will land in London and I in New
York. Maud will canter gayly up the field saying "Hee !
Haw!"
The indications at present are that we shall be prac-
tically helpless for some time. We have sent word fi-
nally to the garrison for help, and another courier goes
this afternoon to urge haste. Hence this letter.
I thought this was a land of shady haciendas, lovely
senoritas, mandolins, zithers and song.
Bah! Give me the great White Way every time.
Yours,
Van.
P. S. — ^I shouldn't think it would help you with Miss
Winthrop to have all this notoriety. I don't believe
from what you've told me that she'd like tfiat sort of
tfiing.
[Letter from the Earl of Drysdale to his brother,
William Henry Douglas.]
PoBTLAND, Maine, U. S. A.,
September 2d, 19
My Dear BiUy :
I believe I promised you a letter from Q>ncord, but
I really couldn't manage it. These American tourists
rush about like madmen, and there is hardly enough
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time left in the day to get one's meals and a decent
smoke.
However, the coimtry is worth it, I will admit. I
advise you to take a run over here next summer, old
man, for it would do your literary soul no end of good.
There is enough material on this shore alone for a dozen
stories. I am tempted to write up some of these queer
people myself, though I know as much about writing
as you do about golf!
We came by boat from Boston, leaving there last
evening and arriving very early this morning.
The captain of the boat amused me no end. He was
a rum old chap, and a typical Cape Codder — Cape Cod,
you imderstand, being that part of New England which
runs out into the Atlantic, like a little dog's tail. He
stood near me on the deck last evening, and there was
something about his cheerful, sea-worn appearance that
invited conversation. "Rather fine weather," said I;
"No danger of a storm, I suppose?"
The captain allowed his eye to travel slowly over the
heavens.
"I ain't a-sayin' nothin'," he remarked, finally, "that
she will or that she won't, but I Tvill go so far as to say
that when you see her lookin' that way, an' the sea as
smooth's a floor, ye've no cause to think she's goin' to
cut up any capers."
He fumbled in his podcet and brought up a large
square of tobacco and a horn-handled knife and pro-
ceeded to cut vigorously.
"By gum I" he exclaimed, "this 'ere tobakker's tough's
the devil's kite string! I'll bet 't was raised whar thar
wa'n't no rain. Hack oflF a piece fur yerself," he con-
tinued graciously, "If ye have the patience."
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I declined politely and lighted my pipe.
"You're a stranger, I sec/' he went on, cordially; "I
g^ess these 'ere waters's new to yon?"
I nodded.
"That's what I says f myself the minute I see ye/' he
said, serenely. "A Britisher," says I, "An' a single man 't
that"
"How did you know all that?" said I, amazed at his
Sherlock Holmes perspicacity.
He smiled and winked meaningly.
"Wal, I watched ye cruisin' 'round/' he said, cheer-
fully, "An' ye ain't the look o' a married man."
"What's the loc4c of a married man?" I asked curi-
ously.
"Meachin'," said the captain, solonnly, reaching for
his tobacco; "Meadiin'l I ain't no hater o' the female
variety — ^had tew on 'em myself — bat when I see a man
a-stompin' along, kxrfdn' as ef he hadn't a dam thing t*
bother him, it stands t' reason 't diat thar fellow ain't
never been spliced."
The captain signed and fixed his eye on a seagull over
our heads.
"Noisy creaturs, ain't they?" he said; "Mind me some-
thin' o' w<»nen folks — ^forever fussin' 'beout somethin'."
"Have you always followed the sea?" said I changing
the subject carefully.
"Somethin' that way/' he said, winking broadly;
"Why, man, I was member o' the navy afore I got ter
yer age, an' master o' a vessel besides, an' in them days
thar wa'n't no 'tamal book foolishness ter dog a man's
brains. The question was allers, *Can ye sail a boat, or
can't ye?' an' then a word or tew t' see ef ye was up an'
dressed. I ain't forgot," pursued the captain, with a
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hoarse chuckle at the recollection, "Groin' with a mate
o' mine, a midshipman, f the commodore what was ter
put him through his paces. 'Perkins,' says the commo-
dore, lookin' 't him fiercelike through his glasses, 'What'd
be yer course, supposin' 's ye was oft 2l lee shore, scud-
din' afore a squall, both anchors an' yer rudder gone, yer
sail kerried away an' yer boat scuddin' rapid through
the breakers ?' 'Fur's I can see, sir,' says Perkins, dazed
like, 'AH them things couldn't rightly happen ter one
vessel 'n one voyage, sir.'
" 'Tut, tut, young gentlemaa,' says the commodore,
gittin' 's red 's a fightin' cock, 'We must have yer opinion,
supposin' 's it 'd actually happened.'
" 'Well, sir,' says Perkins, 'Sails all kerried away, do
ye say, sir?'
" 'Aye, all — every rag,' says the commodore.
'"Anchor gone, too, sir?' says Perkins, scratdiin' his
head.
" 'Aye,' says the commodore ; 'Not 'n oncommon case/
" 'No rudder, either?' says Perkins, givin' me an ager-
nizin' look.
"'Aye,' says the commodore; 'Rudder unshipped.
Come sir, come, bear a hand abeout 't. What would ye
do?'
" *Wal, sir,' says Perkins, at las', white an' desp'rit,
'Wal, I'd let the infernal tub go t' the devil, whar she'd
orter go !'
" 'Right, sir !' says the commodore, beamin' like a full
moon; 'Perfectly right! That will do, sir. The derk
will note 't Mr. Perkins 's parssed.' "
The captain paused to light his pipe. "Them new-
fangled middies 's mighty picturusque," he observed, be-
nignantly, "But I've noticed pretty darned well 't when it
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comes 't sailin' a boat they stan' jest's much diarace o'
shovin' *er on the breakers 's one o' us old salts, an* a
leetle mite more, by gum!"
He gave me a sprightly wink, and strolled leisurely
down the deck, leaving me absorbed in wonder and ad-
miration. We left the boat so hurriedly this morning
that I had time only for a farewell hand-shake.
He would make a capital character for one of your
tales, only you had better come over here and give it
the proper New England setting.
Be sure to do it next season.
Now, old chap, I really must bring this to a dose, and
tell you about Portland some other time.
Love to the Governor and the rest.
Your affectionate brother.
Jack.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Poland Spring House,
South Poland^ Mains.
Dear old Daddy:
After many devious wanderings we have finally arrived
at this Mecca of the modem seeker after health and
recreation, as the guide book says. Thanks for many,
many letters which overtook us here. To thousands of
persons throughout the country the name of this old
caravansary is associated with such pleasant memories
that I do not blame them for loving the old place.
It is quite a ways back from the railroad, but the drive
up is delightful. It is magnificently situated when you
get here.
The Ridcer family, owners of the Poland, are as
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much of an institution as the hotel itself. For over a
hundred years the Rickers have kept a hotel here. The
Mansion House is merely the old Wentworth Ricker Inn
of 1795, enlarged from year to year, and modernized to
meet the changed conditions. The original old inn now
forms but a small portion of the present imposing struc-
ture.
Old Jabez Ricker was the founder, so runs the legend,
settling on the farm in 1793. But Hiram Ricker, grand-
son of Jabez, is the one who brought the family into
prominence, and thereby hangs a tale.
Hiram, it seems, had more than the usual measure of
the inquisitiveness ascribed to the Down East Yankee.
Among other folk-lore of the neighborhood was an In-
dian legend pertaining to a Spring with wonderful heal-
ing waters. This story was constantly recurring to his
mind, and this far-famed medicine Spring of the Indians
occupied a good deal of his thoughts. That this Spring
and the one on his father's farm were one and the same
never occurred to him until in the natural course of
events the necessary evidence came to light
The Spring was located in the woods just on the out-
skirts of the farm, and naturally was somewhat removed
from the scene of active work. Still, from time to time,
the plow would unearth curious Indian relics of one sort
and another in the vicinity of the Spring. Strange to
relate, these relics were not sudi as were made or used
by the Sagadahocks or other tribes living in Maine, but
were the handiwork of the Iroquois, Narragansetts, Mo-
hawks, and other red men of far away provinces.
To Hiram Ricker these discoveries meant more than
the mere finding of aboriginal curiosities. Coupled with
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the traditions wbich he had heard as a boy, he rightly
concluded that there must be something in the legend.
He finally tested the truth of these stories by curing
himself, with nothing but the water of this spring, of a
stubborn trouble that refused to 3rield to any other agent.
Now, I don't want to turn this letter into an adver-
tisement of Poland water, but the next time you are botii-
ered with that old trouble of yours I am going to pre-
scribe Poland.
Hiram Ricker was a unique diaracter in his day. Books
were rather scarce, and his chief literary pursuit consisted
of a close study of the Bible. Like Frarik T. Bullen, whose
marvelous tales of seafaring life have delighted multi-
tudes of readers and whose knowledge of literature was
confined solely to the Bible, Hiram Ricker knew noth-
ing of literature beyond the Bible.
The descendants of Hiram Ricker — ^Edward P., Alvan
B. and Hiram W. Ricker, preserve the ancestral char-
acteristics. Edward P. Ricker, the present head of the
family — the man with whom the public come in contact —
resembles in many respects his noted father. Hi)rsically
he is a large man with the commanding air of one to
whom large interests are confided.
As a memorial to his ancestors, this Ricker brought
from the Chicago World's Fair, the building which had
been erected on that occasion by the State of Maine.
A granite memorial tablet records the fact that the pres-
ent generation of Rickers transported this building, stone
by stone, from Chicago to their grounds in Poland, in
honor of the hundredth anniversary of the founding of
their family.
In Maine, Edward Ricker is the friend of ever3rone.
He was much esteemed by the late Jas. G. Blaine, and has
Old Man of the Mountains, Franconia, N. H.
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a copy of a Revolutionary commission issued to a great-
grandfather of Senator Wm. P. Frye, of Maine, pre-
sented to him by the latter.
There is probably no man of prominence anywhere in
the Unicm who has not at some time or other been a
guest at Poland and met this celebrated boniface. The
hotel business is a peculiar one, and in some respects Ed-
ward P. Ricker maintains ito the Poland what the late
P. T. Bamum did to »thiL greatest circus on earth. He
was part of the show/and')|^lii^.0!^.of the most in-
teresting exhibits an4ng^5^>;' \-^'i
As a resort which tias perh^s a more Widely scattered
clientfele than almos^J^lftdry^oiSer 1 evar heird of Poland
Springs is unique. An^'td be in J^aShe aiid not talk of
it would be ridiculous.
A remnant of the old "Shaker" community is found
not far from here. They are a curious people, fast
dwindling away. There seems to be no end of fads and
fancies in religion in theological New England. But
Christian Science has them all beaten to a standstill.
We shall run up further north from here. And then
home again.
The golfing, boating, fishing on the lakes, riding, etc.,
is all that could be desired.
With lots of love.
Your loving, Helen.. .
[Letter from Miss Wif^throp to her Father.]
Dear Daddy:
That picture of you on the old farm has been with me
a good deal lately. I don't seem able to get it out of my
head.
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For one thing, you wouldn't be away from me so much
if we lived on a farm, would you, Daddy dear? And I
wouldn't have to care whether the man I married was
rich or poor, would I, just so l<Mig as I loved him?
This having so mudi mcmey isn't what it's thought to
be, is it? I know a young man already whom I believe
I could love very dearly if I didn't have money. Why is
it that all the ridi young men are so insufferably dull and
the poor ones — cote at least — so extraordinarily interest-
ing? Is money such a wonderful possession, after all?
I saw by the cables this morning that you will sail
on the Kaiser WUhelm iot New York this week. Well,
you can't come any too soon to suit me.
I am afraid your daughter is acquiring unhappiness.
Affectionately,
Helen.
P. S. — On the way over think up some plan to start a
young man in business who deserves every possible
chance. I had a most diarming dinner with Mr. Goggles
last nig^t
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear Daddy:
We left our motor car to take a run up by rail to
that sportsman's paradise, the North Woods of Maine.
A very funny thing happened on the train. We were
riding on the Maine Central Road, and an old lady
boarded the cars at Aroostook very much incensed over
something and gfreatly excited. "He's a horrid wretch
and I won't do no such thing," she exclaimed indig-
nantly, as she dropped into the seat next to our chauf-
feur.
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Of course he was all attention at once, and sought to
soothe her agitation. I don't know whether he is nicer
to old ladies than to young — ^looks as if it didn't matter
which.
In a moment she was pouring out her troubles to him ;
she declared she ''never did see sech a sassy feller as the
brakeman," who had opened the door and cried out,
"Bumham, Bumham, change for Unity, Thomdike,
Knox, Brooks and Belfast! Do not leave your packages
nor umbrellas m the car — Burn-um! Bum-um!"
She said she had "'some twisted doughnuts, a home-
made cheese, some home-made socks and a patchwork
quilt which she was bringing down to hdr daughter
Nancy, and she shouldn't bum um for nobody nor
nothin'r
I was ready to shriek with laughter, but checked my-
self as I saw him gently explain to her the real situation,
and in such a manner as to ward off any suspicion that
the old lady's misunderstanding was anything laughable.
But the dear old lady was brighter than she looked. A
twinkle shone in her faded blue eye, and she said: "I
reckon you must hev a right good mother, young man.
Here I've gone and made myself a laughing-stock tew
the hull car, an' yet you make it so's if 'twas all right."
But diat's always him — I don't believe he could play
the cad if he tried.
Pop, if you don't find him a situation in the Company
I'll buy a car and keep him for myself.
Now, we're going after some deer, and some pickerel,
and some salmon, and a great big cargo of health and
happiness.
My! But don't I wish you were here!
In haste, Helen.
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[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
A rather vulgar person called oa me this morning. It
seems he saw me receive that express package yesterday
containing my mail, etc.
He said he had come all the way from New York be-
cause the hotel people thought that among them were
some letters addressed to Arthur Drysdale which the
clerk had included by mistake. If I would kindly return
them to him, he would be much obliged and so would Mr.
Biad.
Thunder! What could I do? Of course, there were
some letters for Drysdale. The hotel people knew that.
But I had opened every one. But for that I would have
handed them back gladly rather than run the risk of ex-
posure. But what was I to do?
In my dilemma I turned instinctively to Miss Win-
throp. Ah! Van, there's a woman with brains if ever
I saw one. Asking the fellow to wait a moment I
sought her out Touching my cap respectfully, I said:
"B^ pardon. Miss, but I'm in a bit of trouble."
"What is it, G<^;gles?" she answered, with that old-
time friendly look in her eyes. "Can I help you?'*
"I think you can. Miss.'' So I explained how some
letters had apparently come to me which the hotel people
thought belonged to someone else.
Wasn't that a clever way of putting it. Van?
"And a messenger has come all the way from New
York for them?"
"Yes, Miss."
"Ask him to see me."
So Mr. Messenger was summoned
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"Have you a written order for those letters ?**
''No, ma'am/' said the stranger, who loolttd consider-
ably taken back.
"Well, we couldn't thittk of giving them to you," she
answered, very decidedly.
"But I really must have them," he answered, some^
what defiantly, making a move as if to unfold the hpd
of his coat.
"You mean," she answered sweetly, "the hotel must
have them."
"Same thmg."
"Not at all. Goggles, make a package of the letters,
address them to the hotel, deliver them to the express
company, and take a receipt for them. That will be all,"
she added, bowing to both of us.
I didn't even have to show the letters to anyone. I
thought it was the cleverest move I could imagine. The
messenger was crest&llen.
"There's some phoney work going on somewhere, all
right. But that young Miss has csdled the turn on me.
See you later," he added, I thought rather significantly,
—"Good day."
"Good-bye," I said, immensely relieved. These situa-
tions are coming up constantly. Van, and are bq;inning
to get on my nerves.
I am looking for just one letter now. And ifiat is
from you sa3ang you have arrived in New York.
When shall I ever receive it? This suspense is some^
thing awful. Van.
Yours,
Dktsdalb.
P. S.— Isn't Miss Winthrop a firick?
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Chapter IV
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Portland^ Mainb.
Dear Popsy:
Nothing has overtaken me yet in the line of a letter
from you but I will be charitable enough to suppose that
somewhere between here and London is an epistle look-
ing for an owner. I really think it will have quite a
little journey ere it overtakes me at the present rate.
We thought we'd take just a little day or two extra
to see some of the other far-famed wonders of this mar-
velous region. The Boston & Maine connects here with
trains for the White Mountains, Quebec, Montreal and
the Adirondacks on the west. The Maine Central be-
gins here and takes you by one route up to the Rangely
Lake district and on another branch to Farmington,
Phillips or the Dead River region.
Motor cars have penetrated the fastnesses of the pri-
meval forests of the great North Woods — to the marvel of
the natives who know of them ,only through the illus-
trated papers. But not wishing to be out of the reach
of civilization in case you should cable me that you had
started, I confined this "side-stepping," as you would
call it, to the more reliable and luxurious mode of travel
provided by the railroad lines aforementioned.
As it was late when .wc 5torte4 for th^ WWte Moun-
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tains we concluded to stop off at some small station just
before we entered the portals of this impressive region —
and stopped for the night at Intervale.
Darkness had already fallen so we saw but little of
the beauties with which we were unconsciously sur-
rounded. In the morning what a glorious surprise!
There was the Presidentisd Range silent, majestic, awe-
inspiring. In the distance could be seen old White Face
and the dull brown top of Mount Washingtcm.
From the valley in which we had so fortunately lo-
cated, the scene was one of impressive grandeur. I could
not but thank Goggles upon whose suggestion the selec-
tion was made. He, it seems, has traveled extensively in
mountainous countries and seems to be willing to go to
no end of trouble when his party is appreciative. After
breakfast we drove to some of the picturesque places in
the village, of which there ate many— the Artists Falls
for example. We left the little caravansary that had
sheltered us for the night with a feeling that at last we
had found an inn with a proprietor who had a heart
The charges were very reasonable and the service be-
yond criticism.
Resuming our journey we were soon approaching the
Eastern gateway of the White Mountains, Crawford
Notch.
The feeling, as one enters this enchanted region, is one
hard to describe. On all sides tower gigantic heights and
each turn of the road reveals unexpected vistas of moun-
tain, valley and stream. The chug-chug of the double
engines as they strain and pull up the steep grade, alone
breaks the stillness of these everlasting hills.
By and by we are in the midst of the storied beauty of
this famous region. On all sides, rear the peaks of gi"
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gantic mountains, clad in their robes of scMnbre daric
green. We leave the train at the Fabyan House. Any
of a dozen others would have done just as well but we
chose the one nearest Mount Washington, which we had
already concluded to ascend.
A well-built, inclined railway of modem omstnicticm
makes the journey to the summit a matter of no fatigue
whatever. You enter the open car very much as if you
were going to shoot the chutes or any other of these
awful things they do at Coney Island. Only here every-
thing seems so different
You are going on quite a little journey and every foot
of ascent brings you fresh visions of entrancing beauty.
We concluded to spend the evening at the summit.
One of the inducements offered was the opportunity of
seeing the sunrise in the morning. I am ashamed dear
Popsy to say how utterly unable I am to describe this
most magnificent scene. You know that sometimes I feel
I am an agnostic and a free thinker. Well, of course,
I'm not, but at times I am ccmstrained to sort of break
the bounds, don't you know.
Well, one view of a sunrise at Mount Washington will
dissipate all such egotistic — thaf s the right word, Popsy —
egotistic notions. You will feel as you never fdt before,
that you are but an insignificant atom in the great Crea-
tor's plans, and that there is after all a power, greater
than human, which plans and arranges this universe.
I hope you won't laugh at this. I intend to have yoq
— ^you, "one of the mighty forces in our modem civiliza-
tion," as the papers say — ^witness this sublime spectacle.
I know that you will clasp my hand just a little closer
and will say nothing. Perhaps you will feel that "$50
and a mule" are really greater than all the hundreds of
New Profile House, Franconia, N. H.
Entrance to Crawford Notch, Franconia, N. H.
TRE !fEW TORK
P'in:,:, LIBRARY I
.•' LENOX
-ojndatiohbI
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millions that you now command. A sunrise in the White
Mountains is a liberal education.
Neither the Summit House or the Fabyan represent all
that is delightful in a hostelry sense in the White Moun-
tains. There are dozens of others, the Mount Wash-
ington House, for instance, the Profile House and others
"too numerous to mention,'' as the guide-books say.
Each has its own coterie of admirers. They adl have
every modem convenience. Each is so situated that some
special view of the mountains is specially attractive. And
the drives in their vicinity all have a charm of their own.
The dry, bracimg atmosph^^ of this mountainous re-
gion is, of course, one;of its^i)rind^al assets. When you
add to that all the attraiMtons that tend to add zest to
outdoor life you hav^ reach^. the acme of western en-
joyment. All the popu]^; sports are here enjoyed to per-
fection — riding, driving, golf, tennis, etc., etc. In short,
a sojourn in this remarkable region is at once a revela-
tion and a consummation of the things devoutly to be
wished for.
After we had surfeited ourselves with the various
charms of this vicinity we concluded to forsake the ac-
complishments of civilization for a brief term in the wil-
derness. And so we hied ourselves for a brief sojourn
in the North Woods, which to the uninitiated means the
uttermost wilds of Maine. Helen.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.']
The Samoset, Rockland, Me.
Dear Daddy:
I was not only delighted, but simply overwhelmed to
get even that short note from you here. I lode forward
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with impatience to the '1>atch'' of letters which yoa say
will reach me at Lenox.
We lingered a day extra here because the bay of old
Penobscot, spread out before us, is dotted with tiie ships
of the North Atlantic Squadron going through their an-
nual summer drill. Isn't it strange that all these maneu-
vers always occur at some such perfectly delightful town
as this or Bar Harbor?
Goggles doesn't seem to care much for the navy. I
danced with a number of the officers last night, and a
young lieutenant from the flagship seemed very anxious
to. see that we all enjoyed ourselves. He looked very
well in his natty uniform, and was what you call rather
well built But he simply couldn't talk. He thought
the Bay of Penobscot reminded him of the Bay of
Naples. He also admired the huge government break-
water which juts out right from the hotel g^unds. At
that point his vocabulary was exhausted. He lacked
what I call the divine quality of being interesting.
Now, if that had been Goggles instead, he would have
had no end of delightful stories of the trip just finished,
the peoples he saw, and the countries visited. I saw him
sitting all alone on a rock by the seashore and was al-
most tempted to send for him he looked so forlorn.
The town behind us is quite famous in its way for its
huge deposits of limestone of a wonderfully superior
quality. Cement is made from this rock, and is, I be-
lieve the standard of the world — at least so their adver-
tisements state.
Isn't it astonishing how many things are the ''Standard
of the World," especially when they happen to be branded
after the name of the proprietor?
This is no reflection upon the admitted superlative ex-
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cellence of the brand of smoking tobacco which bears
your honored name.
In the morning we drove over to Camden and in the
afternoon to Thomaston.
At one time Thomaston was the county seat of no less
a personage than General Henry Knox, one of the best
beloved and most trusted officers on the staflf of Wash-
ington, and the first Secretary of War in the first Cabi-
net.
The wife of General Knox was a brilliant woman in
society, much admired and deferred to by General and
Mrs. Washington, but a person of a very haughty and
worldly temper. When her husband finally resigned his
office as Secretary of War under Washington and re-
moved to Thomaston, where he had acquired an exten-
sive property, he proceeded to build a mansion at a cost
of fifty thousand dollars, somewhat after the fashion of
Washington at Mount Vernon and Jefferson at Monti-
cello.
The general himself was of a social disposition, and
not above mingling with the poorest of his worthy neigh- .
bors; but his wife made no visits, and exchanged no
civilities. As the historian says, she used to ride out
in her coach, the only one in the neighborhood, but al-
ways returned home without alighting, "like Noah's
dove.*'
General Knox habitually went to church, and one day
invited the preacher — ^an "exchange" — ^home to dine with
him. As they entered the dining room they found Mrs.
Knox seated at the table.
"Rise, my dear," said General Knox, "and the parson
will ask a blessing."
She took no notice, but remained seated.
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He rq>eated his request in a mort emphatic manner.
Still she did not move. Then, with something of that
stentorian voice which at the battle of Trenton had risen
above the tempest, he said once more:
'Hise, my dear! the parson is going to ask a UessingT
But this time, too, the lady sat unmoved in all her
stateliness, and the blessing was asked and dinner pro-
ceeded with, as if nothing had happened.
The ill-assorted couple had one son, whom the mother
petted and spoiled. At one time she was visiting at a
house in Massachusetts, and the little boy amused him-
self by disarranging everything in the room, especially
the books. His mother, in answer to a lode of remon-
strance from the mistress of the house, simply re-
marked:
"Oh, Henry mustn't be restrained; we never think of
crossing him in anjrthing.''
"But I cannot have my books spoiled,*' said the lady,
"as my husband is not a bookbinder/'
This reference to the early occupation of General Knox
was so distasteful to Mrs. Knox that she todc an imme-
diate and unceremonious leave.
It is little to be wondered at that this boy became a
worthless character, a grief and disgrace to his parents.
Shortly before he died he came under the influence of
religion, and was so ashamed of his misdeeds that he
b^ged not to be buried in the family enclosure, among
those whom he had disgraced, but in some out-of-the-way
comer, with no stone to mark the spot
General Knox entertained Lafayette and Washingtcm
in his home in Tbomaston. He engaged in so many gi-
gantic and profitless undertakings in connection with his
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vast estate that he became hopelessly engaged in financial
difficulties.
The outbuildings of the general's home are now used
as a freight house for the railroad. The fate of the man-
sion itself is pitiful in the extreme, it having descended
to a negro tenement.
The old four-posted bed used by Lafayette, and much
of tfie general's personal furniture has been acquired by
patriotic persons in the neighborhood, who have also
erected a stone at the depot marking the general's home.
Occasionally those relics are brought together at a
local historical exhibition, and it is to be hoped that in
time they may be acquired by the local chapter of the
D. A. R. in the interests of the general public.
That is the least that can be done for the old soldier
over whom Washington wept as he clasped his hand at
that farewell meeting in Fraunce's Tavern.
Almost within sight of Knox's home but on the (^
posite side of the river can be seen the Wadsworth house
— ^in which General Wadsworth was captured and to
which I have already referred.
I am constantly astonished at the many interesting
things that happened in such out of the way places.
Tomorrow I think we go to Poland.
With love,
Helen.
P. S. — General Knox's grave could be better cared for,
I think.
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[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Bar Harbor^ Maine.
Honored Sire:
A cable is better than nothing. It does not, however,
partake of your own dear personality, which is what I
most appreciate in a letter. You don't know what that
means, dp you? Of course you don't. And I won't tell
you.
Still, it shows signs of progress. It is miles and miles
ahead of a typewritten, rubber stamp affair — and for this
much, receive, I pray you, my most abject salutations.
I knew you'd miss your steamer. Well, never mind.
I can extend the trip a week or so longer, without any
trouble whatever — as you have no doubt already realized
by the date line of this letter.
There's quite a number of your sort here— captains of
industry galore ; money in reams, barrels and h(^heads.
Yet withal, a most charming and cultivated air ,pervades
the entire place. That is not, however, just how I
meant to express myself. Money need not necessarily be
''tabooed," as Mr. Goggles says, but its possession need
not be hailed from the housetops. And that's what I
like about Bar Harbor. There is an abundance of
wealth here to be sure, but nobody is disagreeably im-
pressed by its ostentatious display. Everybody here is
not rich. There is a vast number of visitors who fol-
low intellectual pursuits, and everybody knows that they
can't by any possibility make money in that line. Yet
the two classes are perfectly comfortable. The one set
come because nothing finer can be had at any price and
the other because the same thing is available to them
also at any price.
MR. GOGGLES ^189
The scene at the dock, papa, as the steamer lands is
animated in the extreme. The irrepressible * * backboard* *
— 3. peculiarly local production — is everywhere in evi-
dence. This vehicle may contain from six to a dozen
seats, each seat holding two; the w*hole swinging, only
a long board resting apparently on the front and rear
axles. The costly equipages of the opulent cottagers add
a note of stateliness to the pageant as it winds up the
hill. The gay summer costumes, the bright hued hats,
parasols, and other feminine accoutrements contribute a
needed dash of color, to what is unquestionably one of
the most eflfective "moving pictures" ever produced.
It's not so many years ago since Bar Harbor was
known only to artists. Had they been content to keep
their knowledge to themselves, perhaps they would yet
be in undisputed possession of its treasures. But their
pictures told the story to the outside world, and slowly
but surely the fame of Bar Harbor was in the ascendant.
With the advent of the summer colony, this charming
resort was at last on the road to that royal destiny which
the advertisements modestly announce as her rightful
heritage, "The Queen of American Resorts."
The French and Indian antecedents of Bar Harbor are
certainly entitled to some consideration at the hands
of the local nomenclaturist. But no. That splendid
genius who has given us such spirited exhibitions of his
talents in Horse's Head, Painted Post, Four Comers,
Kalamazoo, Devil's Den, etc., etc., early seized upon
Bar Harbor. As a result we have Eden as the name of
Duck Islands, Great Head, Hole-in-the-Wall, Spouting
Horn, Thunder Cave, Schooner Head, Frenchman's Bay,
Green Mountain, Brown Mountain, Robinson Mountain,
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Saiigeiit Mountain, Long Cove, Bass Cove, Sullivan,
Grindstone and Mosquito HartxM^
I think you'd better take a few moments, Popsy, to di-
gest this long list of atrocities. Bar Harbor escaped be-
ing called Poverty Flats or some other such delightful
misnomer sinq>ly from the fact that at low tide a bar is
exposed, connecting the town with one of the adjoining
smaller islands. This, forming a natural harbor, and
tliere being no Mikes or Pats or Biddies around at the
time, the name was a natural growth. And it is the
most delightful cm the whole island!
The guide-hoc^ and railroad folders have quite a
time describing the many beauties of this favored region.
And no wonder. I am free to confess that there is a limit
to the supply of adjectives and the enthusiastic writer is
soon "out of stock,'' as the stores say. Personally I think
it is oae of those places which cannot be described.
"Every prospect pleases and only man is vile."
In tiie old French and Indian days, this island figured
quite prominently in the making of history. It harbored
the flotillas of the romantic Jacques Cartier, the renowned
Champlain, La Saussaye, Du Mont and others. Some
attempt at colonization was made by France but it all
came to an inglorious end when an English fleet under
Argall attadced the settlement. In true buccaneer style
the French were made to walk the plank and others
taken prisoners. In the playful spirit of the time, a
boat-load was cast adrift in the Atlantic, to meet what-
ever fate the fortunes of war dealt them.
The celebrated Captain Kidd is also credited with hav-
ing honored these shores with frequent visits. Naturally
he buried treasure here also.
This gentleman was evidently a non-union man and
tOR*.
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MR. GOGGLES 191
Mcver bothered himself about an eight-hour day. It cer-
tainly took him some time to capture the treasure. That,
we must admit, but when did he find time to bury it?
Think of the years and years he must have spent in this
branch of his business. There is scarcely a place from
Long Island Sound to Bar Harbor in which there isn't a
well authenticated tradition regarding buried treasure of
Captain Kidd's! Poor fellow! He was sadly over-
worked.
An echo of the profligate days of Louis XIV reached
even this far away shore in those early days.
Henrietta, Duchesse. d'Orleans, aunt of the king, ob-
tained from her unlprtupati^iusband, Charles the First,
the relinquishment of Arcadia by tl^e; English.
Whether this,^ interference with Britons' prestige in
America, a poiiit on which they, were very sensitive, was
responsible for her dramatic ending, can only be sur-
mised. Suffice it to say that she was soon one of the
many victims of the poisoners in the time of Louis. The
peculiarly sad part of this tragedy arose from the fact
that the poisoners, to make sure of their atrocious work,
so managed the plot that the poison was unwittingly
sent to the widowed queen by her own lover the Chev-
alier de Lorraine.
The influence of this unhappy woman, together with
two other noted French women, that of Madame de
Guercheville and Madame Gregoire, was felt for a long
time in this lonely isle. The former established a colony
under a grant dated 1607 from Henry IV. The latter
subsequently (after the abandonment of this colony) ob-
tained a grant for the island from the Colony of Massa-
chusetts Bay, who were satisfied that she was a lineal
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descendant of Cadillac, who had obtained the grant in
1688 from Louis XIV.
What that keen appreciation for the romantic and
poetic traditions of history, characteristic of our modem
life, there is now no reminder on the island of Mt.
Desert of the French occupation. The grave of the
Gregoires is in the old northeast comer of the burying
ground. But no stone marks the site of the homes of
Gregoire, de Guerdieville or of Henrietta of Orleans.
Even the Rodicks had a hotel named after them. But
tfiey were porgy fishermen.
I think we shall stay here a few days. There is cer-
tainly a fascination about the island which is wholly a
thing of its own creation. There is a sense of freedom,
of exhilaration which you do not feel on the mainland.
The roads are magnificent and driving a wonderful pleas-
ure. I cannot begin to describe the many surprises pro-
voked by a walk on the Tow or Shore road. Every step
reveals a marine picture of wondrous beauty. The har-
bor is dotted with the gleaming hulls of many private
yachts. Hither and thither dart the whitened sails of
numerous yachts and pleasure sailing craft of every de-
scription. The Indian birch-bark canoe, with its bril-
liant trappings filled with gay and laughing parties, is
everywhere in evidence. Rounding the islands and com-
ing to anchor in the harbor are the numerous vessels of
the fishing fleet at the dose of a satisfactory day's
"catch,** which include craft of every conceivable pic-
turesque description.
In the offing, perhaps, may be at anchor, the gfreat
white fighting ships of the North Atlantic squadron, who
rendezvous each summer at this resort. Saucy little
gigs, latmches and barges, conveying admirals, captains
MR. GOGGLES. 193
and distinguished visitors, impart an animation to the pic-
ture, the delight of which lingers long on the memory.
There may be more interesting sights than Bar Harbor's
green waters at the height of the season, but if there is
then I for one, have failed to see them.
The pleasures of the sea are only exceeded by the re-
markable wealth of beauty on the mainland. An island
only fourteen miles long and twelve broad, yet traversed
by a dozen mountains, is not to be denied. All the charm
of woodland, lake, river and mountain are encompassed
in this miniature fairyland.
Up Green Mountain the trip is full of kaleidoscopic
surprises. One moment the path lies through a noble
forest of pine, spruce and birch. Again you are looking
down on Eagle Lake. A little further along appears a
strip of the ocean studded with numerous islands. Turn-
ing abruptly to the left the eastern coast of the island
comes into view. The village of Bar Harbor lies at your
feet with its twinkling water craft. Just beyond are the
dark green hills of Porcupine Islands. Lamoine on its
level peninsula, Sullivan at the head of its beautiful bay,
Sorrento with its pretty little harbor shut in by pictur-
esque islands, and Winter Harbor, with its rocky head-
lands all come into view.
All the other drives seem to have beauties of their own
also. The view from the top of Green Mountain de-
serves a chapter in itself. I feel that I cannot do justice
to that panorama of ocean, bay, harbor, village and main-
land stretched out before the eyes till skyline meets hori-
zon. It was certainly a justification of all the extrava-
gant claims made on behalf of this wonderful island. I
felt fully repaid and can truly say that Bar Harbor was
all my fancy painted it.
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In the development of the Cottage Colony man for
once at least, has worked in harmony with Nature's plans.
No more artistic or beautiful villas can be seen anywhere
in this or other countries. While they show utter disre-
gard for cost, yet there are no offenses against architec-
tural good taste and the landscape gardening is on the
same tasteful and successful magnificence. Some of the
best known names in the country are residents here in the
summer.
It will be a long time before we forget our delightful
impressions of this charming spot. I have seen, as you
know, many of the oldtime famous resorts, but this one
transcends them all in everything that one desires in a
summer residence.
I am afraid I am getting too enthusiastic or too tire-
some. Which?
Well, I'll stop. It's time for bed.
Your aff.
Helen.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Castine, Maine.
Dear Popsy:
I really think we have finally turned our faces home-
ward. I shall be guided somewhat by your own move-
ments, regarding the exact date of our arrival in New
York.
Whether the country at large can stand such an epoch
marking event as our meeting, is a question. But I am
reckless. I really do not care what happens to such a
big splendid place anyhow. Something ought to happen
to take the conceit out of it.
Grtat Head, Mt. Desert Island
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Wc came over from Bar Harbor this morning on the
Sappho, the little express steamer that runs in connection
with the railroad. We passed through Sorrento, a very
charming summer colony on the way to Castine.
Castine held me fascinated. Not so much for what it
is today as for its highly romantic career of the past.
Why anybody, (to say nothing of three great nations),
should struggle so valiantly for the possession of such an
out of the way place passes my understanding. Yet it
was the scene of more dramatic incidents in the early
history of our country than almost any other section.
Wrested in turn by the Indians from the settlers, by the
settlers from the Indians, by England from Prance, by
Prance from England,by;England fromthfe Colonies and
finally by the Colonies^from Enjgland, one would imagine
it was a point of the utmost strategic importance.
It doesn't seem to Ijave been anything of the sort. It
evidently derived its importance from the fact that it
was a French outpost, thrust, with impudent indiscretion,
so far out, as to be a constant source of irritation and
temptation to the English.
In the long struggle for supremacy in America be-
tween these two powerful nations poor little Castine was
always the first to feel the shock of battle. Up would
come a detachment from Maine or Massachusetts, and
capture the fort. News would soon reach Quebec, and
down would come a horde of French or Indians to re-
take the post And so on it would go — battledore and
shuttlecock with Castine the ball. Traces of more than
a score of forts can still be seen on its shores. The ruins
of old Fort George are still in a remarkable state of prcs-
ervaticxi. The moat is intact, the esplanade harshly
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broken in outline. A few hours' woric, they say, would
serve to put it in fairiy good condition again.
It was in this fort that General Wadsworth, grand-
father of Longfellow, was taken after his capture at
Thomaston. The romance of his daring escape — his des-
perate plight on the wilds of the coast after leaving the
fort, reads like a chapter from medieval days.
When the Colonists attacked this same fort it was our
old friend General Wadsworth, whe led the assatdt in
person. Paul Revere, he of the famous Lexington ride,
commanded the artillery.
Another familiar name which stands forth prominently
in connection with events in this part of the country is
General Benjamin Lincoln of Hingham, one of the an-
cestors of Abraham Lincoln. It must be that Goggles is
right, for there certainly was quality in the Lincoln blood.
This General Lincoln was the trusted friend of General
Henry Knox, Washington's most beloved officer in the
Continental army and rendered valiant service in the
army.
Another famous name in history in that same engage-
ment was Captain, afterwards Sir John Moore, who was
seriously wounded. He was subsequently killed in the
Hundred Days War in Spain against Napoleon under
Wellington. Byron said Wolfe's lines on that occasion
were the finest he ever read. You remember them, be-
ginning —
" Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note
As his corpse to the rampart we hurried.
Not a soldier discharged his farewell shot,
O'er the grave where our hero we buried.**
"Moore," said Napoleon, who had cause to know, "was
a brave soldier, an excellent officer and a man of talent."
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Being informed of his death, he said : "Ah ! that is neces-
sary sometimes. He died gloriously; he died like a sol-
dier."
It seems strange doesn't it, Popsy, that such a little bit
of a place as Castine should loom so large in the world's
history?
We know that the great minister of Louis the Magni-
ficent, Cardinal Richelieu, was well acquainted with
every foot of Castine by constant consideration of its
military strength. Mazarin, Colbert and other great
chancellors of France, were likewise well informed. In
the great halls of Westminster in England, maps and
ground plans and approaches of Castine were the con-
stant study of such statesmen as Clarendon, the great
Bolingbroke, My Lord Buckingham, the favorite of
Charles the First, Thurlow and other great ministers.
How are the mighty fallen! Today, there are now
none so poor politically as to do her reverence — ^but the
summer colony never tire of her praises.
A sense of the old importance of Castine has descended
in spirit at least, to the natives of today. An unusually
high standard of refinement and culture is plainly dis-
cernible and a normal high school, perhaps the finest
in the state, attests the intellectual appreciation of the
people. In its new role as one of the most delightful
vacation towns on the coast it bids fair to enjoy in future
a career of peace and rest as equally distinguished as its
former period of war and bustle.
We left old Castine with deep regrets and a sigh for
the knightly warriors of old who far from home and
loved ones, still battled valiantly for country, God and
king. With the passing of Castine, so ended also the
dominion of France in America.
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The many attractions of the island studded coast in-
duced us to return to Rockland by steamer. Deer Isle
whence come those famous mariners always selected to
man the sloop selected to defend the America's cup, is
seen in the distance. Dark Harbor, Isleboro and a dozen
other charming resorts, are next on the way with the dark
mountains of Camden in the distance. Presently Owl's
Head lighthouse, marking the entrance to Rockland Har-
bor, looms into view and the boat swings gracefully into
Rockland Harbor.
The sail was so thoroughly enjoyable that we soon
reached the conclusion that we could stand a little more
of the same thing. Accordingly we Itmched at the Som-
erset and (took the boat back to Portland, there to con-
nect with the various lines that connect this summer land
with the trains. In the night we passed famed Mon-
hegan Light and again enjoyed a morning sail up beauti-
ful Casco Bay.
The route followed by these steamers takes one
through one of the most interesting regions of the
Maine coast. There seem to be no end of beautiful har-
bors, enticing islands and other attractions. Popham
Beach, Boothbay Harbor, Squirrel Island, Small Point,
Pemaquid, Georgetown, Christmas Cove, far-famed
Monhegan Isle, Mutineer's Hill, cause to rise up in
countless minds memories of miany happy hours spent
along this favored region.
Pemaquid is one of the most interesting spots to the
antiquarian along the whole coast of New England. It
marks the site of a fort erected there as far back as
1607. On the face of a huge boulder this date is roughly
carved and is all that remains of Ferdinand George's
first attempt to colonize in this neighborhood.
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Pl)rmouth has so long held the centre of the stage with
a spot light glaring all the time upon her, that few per-
sons are aware of this early settlement at Pemaquid. Yet
history tells tis that even the Pilgrims tiiemselves were
saved by the little group of fishermen at Pemaquid dur-
ing that terrible second winter.
Another figure, without which no New England story
is ever genuine, also appears at this juncture — our an-
cient and venerable Indian hero, Samoset — ^whose "Wel-
come EnglishmaM," has done duty in histories, hotel
booklets, railroad guides. Forefather's dinners and real
estate ads. time without number.
This picturesque figfure has also been appropriated by
the Pilgrims. In fact, a careful study of these enterpris-
ing gentry at that particular period shows them to have
had a predilection for appropriating almost anything. No
one in Pl)rmouth seems to have been at all surprised to
see a savage walk right out of the primeval forest and
address them in their native tongue! He is one of the
most valuable "properties" the Pilgrims have, yet he
really belongs to Pemaquid. Samoset informed Gov-
ernor Bradford of the existence of the settlement in
Maine and as the Pilgrims were sorely pressed for food
Winslow was sent with a shallop to investigate. He re-
turned with an abundance of supplies and informed the
governor that there were more than thirty ships sailing
and fishing at Pemaquid Bay.
This undoubtedly led to the other trading expeditions
sent out by the Pilgrims which ultimately extended as
far north as Louisburg.
Pemaquid seems to have been known as a fishing and
trading post as far back as 1602 and was frequently vis-
ited by vessels from both France and England. There
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are other instances of such spasmodic settlements else-
where along the coast — ^notably Cape Ann, whose fishing
rights were actually controlled by a company in London.
In fact, our little hot-tempered friend from Plymouth —
Myles Standish — ^had quite a mix-up with one of those
visiting traders on one occasion, as a result of this con-
dition of things.
The latter was of the opinion that the Plymouth party
were poaching on their preserves. That was the wrong
kind of an observation to make in the presence of such
a timid, shrinking sort of a violet, as the Pl)rmouth cap-
tain. As a natural result, all hands got busy, and the
Plymouth shallop sailed home with a lot of other things
besides the fish they had come to catch.
Pemaquid began to grow in importance. Quite a good
sized fort was built there in 1630, which was destroyed
by pirates a couple of years later. Then Governor An-
dros of New York, received orders from England to
build another. This was destroyed by Indians. A third,
this time of stone and mortar, with a wall twenty-two
feet high, was erected under the supervision of Sir
William Phipps, tiie first governor of Massachusetts, at
a cost of $20,000— a huge sum for those days. This was
destroyed by a combined land and naval attack by the
French and Indians under our friend Baron Castine and
three French warships under Admiral D'Iberville.
Nothing daunted, a fourth was built by England which
stood tin 1759, when the last fort on old Pemaquid was
destroyed by its own builders to prevent it falling into
the hands of the British during the Revolution.
What Castine was to the French so was Pemaquid to
the English. And during the long struggle between
those powerful nations for supremacy in America, both
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these almost forgotten places were constantly in the fore-
front of battle.
As seats of empire they no longer exist, but as havens
of rest and recreation who shall deny that their latter
day mission is not more valuable to the world than their
former?
In the afternoon we ran over to Monhegan Island —
one of the most noted of all the outlying islands of
Maine. It's a dozen or so miles right out into the ocean.
It is unique inasmuch as it is a small world by itself.
The island contains something like a thousand acres. It
has about a hundred inhabitants. The men are wholly
engaged in fishing. The smaller people tend the few
live stock on the island and do what little farming is
possible.
There are no roads on the island. It is said that some
of the natives have actually never even seen a horse and
know of them only through reading. What they would
do if we should suddenly tear through the blissful quiet
with the honk-honk of an automobile, I do not venture
to predict.
The inhabitants seem well contented. They have about
a dozen or fifteen houses and a schoolhouse. There is
no representative of the law on the island, the people
governing themselves according to their ancient usage.
They have no need of taxes consequently collect none.
Most of them are comfortably situated, some even well
to do. The famous light which is on their island keeps
them constantly in touch with inland aflfairs.
About the only thing that aflfords them social diversion
is the occasional visits of hard pressed mariners. Their
island is so fortunately situated that vessels forced upon
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the shore in heavy gales frequently seek the shelter of
its harbor.
At such times every door is opened and the unex-
pected guest is made thrice welcome. After the fatigue
and hunger have been relieved, the mariners spin out the
story of their adventures and for the time being the
island is bubbling over with excitement.
Stories of the great fight between the Boxer and En-
terprise, which was fought near her rocky headlands,
are still handed down from father to son in the original
language of their not very remote ancestors who per-
sonally saw what they described.
They are omnivorous readers, for which they have
ample time, and liberal subscribers to the better class of
magazines and periodicals. There is a delightful sim-
plicity about these people at present. But the island it-
self will in time become so popular with summer tourists
that I fear they will ultimately discover the money mak-
ing possibilities of the "Cookie" and the "personally con-
ducted."
Let us hope these panhandling days will never pene-
trate ideal conditions and thus destroy the dignity and
peace of dear old Monhegan.
Another island in this vicinity, of an entirely different
character, but on account of its level ground, of more
popularity is Squirrel Island. This has been a great fa-
vorite with Maine people for many years, but is now at-
tracting a large and constantly increasing number of
strangers from other states. Those who look for the
primitive resort of twenty years ago, will be sadly dis-
appointed they tell me. The vastly exciting game of
croquet has been succeeded by golf. The amateur base-
ball games which formed a nine days wonder, are now
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played in the handsome new Casino grounds. Evening
dress is de rigeur at any gathering at night and the
sweet simplicity of olden times has given way before
the advent of wealth and fashion.
Still the change is not for the worse. I must confess
that there is a positive physical tonic in the change of
dress and I believe much of the growing popularity of
the custom is due to the fact that people realize this
fact.
Directly across the bay is Boothbay Harbor — another
charming resort and there are scores and hundreds all
about here equally good. All this part of Maine is ideal
summer land. Its cool and bracing breezes come from
the Arctic current which flows direct from the pole almost
down the coast of Maine.
This strata of ice cold water does not meet the warm
water of the Gulf Stream till it reaches Portsmouth. At
that' point the Gulf Stream makes out into the ocean
bound for Europe. It never touches the waters of
Maine. That's why bathing at Bar Harbor and almost
anywhere else north of York Beach is considered too
cold to be popular.
In leaving the "rock-bound coast of Maine" it is with a
lovely sense of its many remarkable attractions. If we
have apparently forgotten our car, Papa, it is simply
that the marine end of our trip for the time being proved
too seductive to resist.
I rather imagine we shall make a short trip into the
White Mountains. It is a few hours run from here.
In fact, Goggles says this is the most astonishing coun-
try he ever saw — all sorts and kinds of coimtry rolled
into one — ^and all so near to each other that a few hours'
run will take you from one to the other.
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Goggles is a sutprisingly good sailor. Also a good
golfer. He doesn't believe in shooting. Can't under-
stand why anyone should want to kill such a sweet and
beautiful creature as a deer.
Neither do I and I am glad to find one man who
doesn't need to go a-butchering to make a holiday.
I hope to get one of your far-famed letters one of
these days.
Your aflf.
Helen.
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Chaptek V
[Letter from Helen to her Father,]
Dear Daddy:
I am beginning to count the minutes till I see you
again. A month, ordinarily, is not so long, but the one
just ahead of me seems as if it stretched into eternity.
I was glad to know by your letters at Portland that you
still had lots of confidence in the common sense of your
only daughter. Of course, I didn't mean you to under-
stand that I was serious when I spoke of Goggles. Still
it is nice of you to say what you did.
I think myself that if he is the right man, money
needn't make so much difference. I have plenty for both.
But I rather imagine the difficulty in that case would be
with this imperious young person himself. Nothing
can exceed the extreme condescension, the hearty disdain,
with which he demeans himself toward what he terms the
"recent rich."
Anyone to see him on these occasions would esteem him
the scion of a hundred earls. It's positively refreshing.
I shall, however, from now on, dismiss him from my
mind. He has been a most excellent guide, and has ex-
erted himself to the utmost to make everyone comfortable.
I have decided that I don't want him as a chauffeur — ^it's
really embarrassing at times to hand him shawls, straps
and things, and treat him as a "useful" man. And there
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are times when he seems too superior for even cigarettes^
plug or smoking.
Oh, dear ! I wish I had stayed at home.
Your Loving Daughter,
Helen.
[Letter from Van to Drysdale.]
In Camp.
Dear Drysdale:
I suppose I ought to shed hot scalding tears at the
awful dilemma in which you are placed. I am so lost
in admiration, however, at your effrontery in blaming me
for it, that I cannot quite get into the proper melting
mood.
Any man who is so hopelessly in love with a woman to
whom he may only say, "Yes, mem." "No, mem." "Do
you think so?" etc., is hardly a fit subject for commisera-
tion.
Now if it were only Edith. Oh! I forgot to tell you.
Her party met with some mishap which compelled them
to return to such pitiable hospitality as we could aflford.
They were here for about a week.
If Miss Winthrop is anything half as sweet as Edith
(but pshaw! that can't possibly be) I could tmderstand
your perfectly ridiculous procedure. Edith is one girl in
a thousand; yes, in a million.
I think you have intimated that Miss Winthrop is
passing fair. In fact, you have raved over her beauty so
much that it is positively disgfusting. What will you say
when you see Edith?
She will be in New York next winter. She has a cousin
there who is her great chum. Same name, too, as tiiat
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girl who has you hypnotized — Helen. Wonder if it's the
same?
Can't be. Edith is one of our kind. She doesn't teach
school, as, no doubt, Miss Winthrop does — ^though that
is not crime. Yes it is. At any rate it's punished by
hard labor.
Well, what I started out to say, before I got oflF the
track, was that your gunboat suggestion is not at all bad.
We can see the coast for miles from a high boulder not
far from the camp, and access to the shore is easy and
safe.
No one thinks assistance coUld possibly reach us from
that side, so it is left entirely unprotected. You see we
are on a narrow strip of upland, and the trail leads from
the interior.
Edith and her party were much interested in your gun-
boat scheme. She thinks it is perfectly splendid.
They depart tomorrow. After that your gunboat can't
come any too soon.
Yours,
Van.
P. S. — Courier has just brought in word that a small
black object is descried on the horizon. It is leaving a
long dark trail in the sky behind it
Well, if it's your gunboat it will have to wait a day.
V.
[Letter from Drysdaie to Van.]
Dear Van:
That letter of yours is the proverbial strain that breaks
the back of one of the most monumental asses in New
England.
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What a preposterous and ridiculous idea it is to even
think of /trying to break through the rascals who sur-
round you I
There have been times, dear Van, during the past few
weeks, in which I could have applauded that spectacular
and dramatic manner of your taking o£F. But not now.
Van; not now.
Your mother needs you. Your father needs you. Your
sister needs you. Edith needs you. It is not to be
thought of.
Besides, have you paused to reflect upon the lovely
situation in which your demise at the present time will
leave me?
Of course, if you choose to break the hearts of all your
friends and family, you will try to escape. But take my
advice and remain inactive. You are not prepared to die.
I cabled for a gunboat which ought to reach you soon.
Get on board and they will let you off at the first
American port you touch. Frcmi there, get on a rail-
road train and come up here, quick.
Miss Winthrop's father is expected home in about a
month. We are now returning to New York. I am just
as far away frcmi the object of my travels as I was at
the start.
With possibly this exception. We do get along fa-
mously together. We often walk alone, and many oppor-
tunities are provided for long and delightful tete-a-tetes.
Oh, if only you were here ! But youVe spoiled every-
thing. I scarcely hear a knock on the door without
thinking some idiot of an officer has come to arrest me.
In your detestable mind, no doubt, this would make a
happy ending. If Miss Winthrop cares for me she will
be all sympathy and helpfulness; refuse to believe me
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guilty and stoutly protest that it is all a horrible mis-
take.
I grant you, Van, that that is a very delightful picture.
Can you imagine the situation?
TIME^THE PRESENT.
Scene — ^In the Grounds of the Aspinwall, Lenox.
Enter: Deeply distressed female weeping bitterly. Soft
music, green lights.
"Where is my faithful Goggles? Oh! Shall I never see him
again? How can I live without Goggles! Come to my arms.
Goggles. Never more shall we be parted, never. I love you,
love you, love you!"
I
Say Van, that's perfectly fine. I don't care how soon
I'm arrested.
What's that? Suppose she skipped back to New York
leaving you to look out for yourself?
Of course, it wouldn't be you if you didn't think up
some nasty thing like that, you green-eyed monster.
Van, you can make a man think of more horrible situa-
tions in a minute, with your inane suggestions, than I can
forget in a month. It's positively indecent.
Yes, and what's worse, if you never turn up again, as
you surely won't (if you are killed down there in that
wilderness), there will never be any explanation.
Good-night, sweet, kind friend. Is my necktie on
straight? Does it harmonize with the color of the
rope?
Yours,
Drysdale.
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[Letter from Helen to her Fatker.'\
Dear Pop:
I shall only be able to write joa a few letters now as it
will soon be sailing date. Oh! how glad IH be to
see joa\
We met with what threatened to be rather a sad acci-
dent yesterday. Chubb was at the steering-wheel of a
strange car when it struck a sunken trolley track, half
hidden under tall grass. The jolt threw the wheel out
of his hands and he lost control.
In a nunnent we were skimming down the road at a
very lively gait, headed straight for a dump of trees.
I didn't realize the danger till I heard Chubb cry, "J^"*Vt
Miss Winthrop, jump!"
And he disappeared over the side!
Aunt Fanny was in a faint I htgin to realize the
great danger we were in, but was perfectly helpless.
Faster and faster slipped the road under us, and these
awful blade trees with thdr waving branches, seemed
fairly to be dancing in ghoulish glee at our impending
catastrophe.
Already one side of the machine had left the levd road
and was rocking violently to and fro. I was so utterly
dazed with fear that I didn't hear the chug-chug of an-
other machine now almost alongside. Another moment I
thought, and it will all be over. I remember a distinct
feeling of relief at the thought that the horrible suspense
would soon be ended, and closed my eyes to shut out the
impending crash.
A grating, grinding sound suddenly struck my ears
and a feeling that the power had been suddenly shut oflF
caused a wild hope to leap in my heart. Had something
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miraculous suddenly intervened to prevent our certain
destruction? •
I was too stunned to reason or comprehend. I guess
I must have joined Aunt Fanny in a faint. However that
may be, I opened my eyes to find myself lying on the lush
grass looking right up into the smiling face of — Goggles!.
"You're all right," he sang out cheerily, "but be still a
moment. I'll get you a glass of water."
In a moment he returned and the delicious draught sent
renewed life through my shattered nerves. Then he
turned to another form on the ground.
"Where's Aunt Fanny?" I asked, anxiously.
"Here, my dear," said a voice in the direction of
Goggles. "But what in the world has happened? Are
we alive?"
"Seems so. There's the machine ; there's the trees. And
there's Goggles. Why, there's two machines !"
And so there was.
Goggles never had any confidence in Chubb as a driver
he told me that night. So when we started out he kept
close behind in his Maxwell, '' for an3rthing that might
be needed,"ihe explained.
He understood exactly what had happened and was
alongside in far less time than it takes to tell. It was the
work of a moment to throw off the power and apply the
brake. How he managed the jump from his car to ours
I do not know. Nor will any amount of coaxing get him
to say znything about it. He was as mute as an oyster
when we brought the subject up after dinner, so I have
given him up as a queer customer.
We retired rather early. I was rather badly shaken up
and had a real good fright. Before going upstairs Aunt
Fanny had the grace to send for him.
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"You arc a very brave and noble lad," she said, in that
whole-souled manner she has when she wants to. "I
wish to thank you for my niece and for myself. It was
a courageous thing to do."
"The niece endorses emphatically all the Aunt has
said," I added, holding out my hand.
For about the fraction of a minute he hesitated. Then
I felt a warm pressure that — ^would you believe it — sent
the color to my cheeks?
Thank goo<hiess it was dark. I shan't shake hands
with that young man again till my nerves are in better
shape. And you better hurry home.
Your loving daughter, Helen.
N. B. — ^We didn't see Chubb again. He wasn't badly
hurt, only he thought he had been away from the office
long enough. He didn't even stop to bid us good-bye.
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
The Aspinwall, Lenox, Mass.
My dear Van:
Affairs at the old homestead are moving along in
their old quiet humdrum way. The old brindle cow is
now giving two quarts a day, and the old oaken bucket,
three. Old Dobbin has gone lame, the hens have the pip
and the com is full of rust. Several new kinds of gold
bricks have been sold to me since my last, and a note for
fifteen hundred dollars turned up, raised from fifteen,
which I gave for a new incubator.
The incubator man also sold me the country rights for
a great scheme to raise chickens dieaply.
I was to feed them commeal exclusively for awhile,
then mix a little sawdust with the meal. I was gradually
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to diminish the corn and. increase the sawdust till no meal
was left.
The plan seemed to work all right till suddenly a brood
was hatched. Most of the chicks had wooden legs. And
one was a woodchuck.
Then the hens began to lay nothing but kmotholes.
Finally, one morning, when I was in a hurry, I bit a
hard boiled egg in two and got my mouth full of
splinters.
With these trifling exceptions the independent life of a
farmer is still all that the poets rave about
Last night at the meetin' house the choir sang, ''Where
is My Wandering Boy Tonight?" And I told the pastor
that if he would locate a certain young lady answering to
the name of Edith, that at least, one wandering boy would
be found not far from that vicinity. I wouldn't be at all
surprised to hear that you let that gunboat go. I fully
expect a high sounding epistle about your magnanimous
sacrifice on behalf of a distressed female whom your de-
sertion at that time would have exposed to an almost cer-
tain and horrible death.
It is simply disgusting to think what a man will do for
a pretty face. Home, mother, honor, friends — everything
— is sacrificed at the rustle of a silken skirt so long as the
owner is fair to look upon.
And what do you suppose she cares for you — ^you
miserable, smudgy-faced ditch digger? Bah! it mdces
me shudder to think of the frailty of man — ^tlie utter
worthlessness of human friendship under such circum-
stances.
Your place is home. Here. And rig^t now. Any
moment I may be haled as a detestable criminal ! And all
because you can't be found.
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And just when things were going so nicely with Miss
Winthropytoo!
Oh I for words to express my opinion of you— caitiflF,
coward, wretch I
Unless I receive immediately^ a telegram or letter say-
ing that you have started, I shall positively forbid Helen
from renewing her acquaintance with Edith in New York.
Disgustedly yours,
D&YSDALE.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear Pop:
I Mrish there was some way of coming home by rail
from Lcmdon. Now that you are really packing up, the
time seems to drag so. Don't postpone your departure
again, will you?
I had a rather long letter from Mr. Chubb this morn-
ing. It didn't interest me, particularly. He makes a
long explanation which doesn't explain.
Mr. Goggles tock us for a ride through these beautiful
hills. Both Aunt Fanny and myself have decided that
some breaking down of the barriers is permissible now,
under the circumstances. We talked now on the ap-
proaching end of our trip, and his future.
"I've had some letters frcwn father," I said, by way of
introducing the subject
No answer.
"I mentioned to him the fact that I had discovered, pos-
sibly, a valuable addition to the forces of the Tobacco
Company."
"Awfully good of you to put in that 'possibly.' "
"Thank you, Mr. Teddy Bear."
A Bit of the Berkshires
I PUBLIC ;JjRARY
ASTU:?. LENOX
[TILDEN yuUNDATIONB
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No answer.
"I as much as told His Majesty that he must take care
of you. They do that occasionally in the company, I bc-
Ueve.^'
"How touching,"
"Exactly."
"What would I be supposed to do?"
"I don't know. Couldn't you draw your salary?"
"Yes. But would that pass for work, there?"
"It's been known to."
He didn't seem to betray an overwhelming interest in
the project, papa, and I am afraid after all he might prove
more ornamental than useful. And I'd hate to be the
means of introducing such an anomaly into your splendid
organization; '
He had a rough sketch of a new house which seemed to
interest him more. "This," he explained, looking at the
plans," is the house of John o' Dreams; he is building it
for the bride of his imagination. See, here is the rose
garden, and here's the "
'*What room is that?" I said, interrupting.
"Oh, that's the gun room. Across the hall is the bil-
liard room. Up in the tower there, is the study. It over-
lodes the sea. The music room is here."
"And where may this wonderful mansion be?"
" 'Tisn't very wonderful, nor even a mansion. Merely
a little shooting box I was— he is— supposed to btiild on
the coast of Scotland. The moors are all behind it Here
they are ; see !" And he pointed out the direction.
"Qose to the sea; isn't it?"
"Very. The tower rooms look directly over it. The
surf breaks on the foundation rocks."
"John o' Dreams is quite a clever architect," I re-
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marked; ''almost as clever as the artist who taught yoa
cocldng in the lumber caiiq>. ''I wonder if he is a rein-
carnation, too?*'
Goggles smiled. And such a winning, genial smilel
Not that half frightened cjmical one of old, but something
so irresistible, so infectious, that it aq>tured everything.
Aunt Fanny has been much interested in our, — I mean
Mr. Goggles'— queer doctrine of Reincarnation. Certainly
if it produces such good architects, good chau£Feurs and
good dinners, it can't be a bad thing. I tell him to stay
here with it. There never was a time when something
new in the Psychic line wasn't welccxned with open arms
in New England.
Christian Science for the time being has lost its novelty.
For a good many years, however, this churdi will produce
a body of soothsayers, readers and doctors that Mrill do
much to gratify tihe craving of New England for the
weird and the mystic.
The Spiritualists still hold forth in highly respectable
numbers, and manage to secure an apparently endless
supply of dupes. They do the same old rappings on the
same old table in the same old way. Their Camp Meet-
ings are everywhere in summer, but something else is
needed, some new psycalistic shocker and Reincarnation
is as good as any.
I am sorry to say, however, that Free Thinking seems
to have got the better start. There is quite a discussion
going on now about this fad. I don't know just what it
means, nor what it is about. But it touches more espe-
cially on Marriage and Divorce— -the Uselessness of
Either. Ahem I
Some fine morning when our dear Puritanic friends
suddenly realize ''whither they are drifting,'' that did
MR. GOGGLES 217
New England coiiscience will wake and smite them hip
and thigh. Into the fire will go all these essays on
Trial Marriages, Should the State Take the Children, and
other such shocking themes as are now discussed in all
piety and sincerity.
From the days of good old Anne Hutchinson to the
present, New England has always been the friend, the
protector and the guardian angel of the man or woman
with a new cult.
Think then of the beauty of Reincarnation ! No mat-
ter how feeble we seem to be or listless or unambitious.
That's "suspended animation" for which we are not to
blame. When Nature wants us to be great she will be-
stow upon us the peerless gift of genius. So, no matter
what condition may be ours — ^it is right.
I don't think much of that doctrine myself. Still, as
food for thought for the faddist it will do as well as the
others.
I simply just love to relate all these queer things to you,
Popsy — ^you are so patient, so tolerant, so altogether help-
less.
Besides that, I don't believe you read much more than
to find out whether I am alive and well or not. Then the
secretary does the rest
Sir f A Day of Reckoning Is At Hand !
Till then, as ever.
Your loving,
Helen.
P. S. — ^You are great because your father was great,
Mr. Reincarnation.
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[Letter from Van.]
My dear Drysdale:
I am writing you this note with my eyes filled with
tears and my heart heavy with sorrow.
I let the gunboat go!
I know you will forgive me when you know the rea-
son why. You would have done the same thing had you
been in my place.
Besides, I don't believe you will be hung right away.
Of course, you might, I'll admit, but then you always
were lucky. I honestly forgot all about that at the time.
It was beastly careless of me, and I am ashamed of my-
self.
I cannot sleep at night now for thinking. Every once
in a while I hear a deep solemn voice saying something
about ''hanging by the neck till you be dead," and I see
your face looking at me, oh ! so reproachfully.
It's dreadfully annoying, especially when one would
rather — much rather — be thinking of someone else. Why
can't these vulgar criminals be kept where they belong?
As I said in my last letter, the party, including Miss
Edith, returned for a few weeks' stay. Now, old man,
I would gladly have left on the boat, only, don't you see,
there was an unprotected female on my hands, so to
speak. Why, it would have been certain death to leave
her at that critical mcxnent Her father, brother, and rest
of the party — ^what did th^ know about the dangers
which threatened her on every side? Besides, they had
enough to do to look after the others.
I tell you, my boy, it was one of those supreme mo-
ments when self simply had to be forgotten. I flatter
myself that I had moral courage enough to rise to the
MR. GOGGLES 219
occasion. Congratulate me. It is very hard, sometimes^
to choose 'twixt love and duty.
The captain said he couldn't get here again for another
month. I don't think Edith can stay any longer than a
month. At least, she says so.
When you recall the fact that these coasters don't get
here much oftener than once a year, a month doesn't seem
so fearfully long, does it?
I think I would worry about missing that gunboat were
it not that I understood your high ideals so well — ^Rescue
the Perishing! Duty first — ^and all these other humdrum
aphorisms, as I used to call them.-
Now, I realize what they mean, and am lost in profound
admiration of your splendid character, which, I fear, I
did not sufficiently appreciate before.
Ever yours.
Van.
P. S. — ^Why don't you drop that silly infatuation you
have for Helen? It's positively sickening. Resume your
proper place in society, and let me stay here as long as I
want.
Edith thinks it is delightful and is in no hurry to get
back.
[Letter from Helen to her Father.]
Dear Daddy:
Thanks for your cablegram. You needn't hurry home
on my account. I didn't mean to alarm you.
You don't understand. Every once in a while I have
just a sort of hankering for you that I can't help. It
doesn't mean that I'm ill or anything of the sort If you
were just an ordinary, every-day, ccnnmonplace father.
220 MR. GOGGLES
you might comprehend. But you're so many different
kinds of Wizards, Magnates, Napoleons, etc, etc, that
you can't be expected to know.
Perhaps if that magician of figures at the head of your
auditing department was requested to take these plaints
of mine and tabulate them into rows and columns of be-
wildering figures, he would deduce the startling but cor-
rect result that the answer was— one little homesidc
daughter would like to crawl into the lap of her long lost
daddy.
And why? Well, because.
That again is a sealed bode to you. Though you have
read— or are supposed to have read — no end of long and
intimate letters from your loving child.
Yet, it isn't what I say in these letters that ought to
interest you. It's what I don't say. Now, isn't that
plain?
Well, I'm going to stop scolding you. Perhaps on the
way over you may get time to think.
Sometimes I wish you would get sick. Not very sick,
you know, but just enough to have the doctor order you
away for a rest.
Then you and I and Goggles could just go off and
motor to our heart's content
I wish I could get out of the habit of reckoning Gog-
gles in on all my future plans. But that young man is
evidently a necessary part of all my calculations. When
he takes a day off I simply do nothing till he comes
back.
If work produces such men as you and Goggles I don't
see the use of leisure. And would you mind telling me
just one thing? Why should a man worth millions keep
on piling them up ?
MR. GOGGLES 221
It is because if he doesn't he will develop (or degen-
erate) into one of our leisure class?
If so, I don't blame him. But there ought to be a
happy medium somewhere.
Goggles says wealth is no crime. "In which event," I
remarked, "you are in no danger of prosecution."
"Perhaps not," he answered. "Anyhow, I'd hate to get
in trouble among strangers in a strange land."
I didn't say anything, but I don't think he is absolutely
without friends while you and I are living, is he. Pop?
Well, soon 111 see you, then I'll happy be.
Your loving,
Helen.
[From the New York Daily Orb.]
THE GREAT VAN RENSSELAER MYSTERY.
AN IMPORTANT ARREST IN THE CASE.
Splendid work of the Detective Bureau.
Special to the Orb.
Lenox, Mass. — Considerable excitement was created
among the Summer Contingent and the Cottage Colony
by the arrest of one Goggles, a chauffeur in charge of a
party of tourists who had been motoring through New
England.
The arrest was made in connection with the mysterious
disappearance of Mr. Schuyler Van Rensselaer^ a resident
of this village.
It will be recalled by our residents, that Mr. Van
Rensselaer left Lenox suddenly, some time ago, in
response to an urgent telegram from New York signed
Drysdale. It was reported at the time that the real cause
of his departure was in connection with the famous Kitty
Belle mines, in Mexico, in which the Van Rensselaers are
heavily interested.
222 MR. GOGGLES
As no word from young Mr. Van Rensselaer has
reached the family for some time they naturally became
anxious and started an investigation.
Judge of their dismay when they learned that all let-
tersy tel^^rams, cables, etc., sent to the Waldorf, where he
was last seen, were forwarded to various places in New
England, where it is needless to say Mr. Van Rens-
selaer never was.
Swift upon the heels of this startling discovery came
the information that a Lord Drysdale, a friend of his,
and whom he presumably had gone to New York to meet,
had also disappeared from view!
The situation now assumed a most serious aspect and
the feelings of the family may better be imagined than
described.
Considerable difficulty was encountered by the failure
of the hotel pec^le to co-operate with the authorities.
They treated the whole matter as a joke, and positively
refused to answer any questions, claiming that guests in
their house had the same privacy as if they were in their
own homes.
Matters remained in this condition until an item bear-
ing upon the case a4>peared last Monday (exclusively) in
the Daily Orb.
This fell under the watchful eye of Mr. Josiah Chubb,
whose father is the well-known Coal Baron.
He called at headquarters and detailed a strange ex-
perience he had with a chauffeur during a recent trip to
New England. They were stopping at a place on the
North Shore. An accident detained him from a dinner
engagement, and to his unspeakable disgust he found one
of the ladies of the party dining with the chauffeur.
The bearing of the chauffeur was so natural, that for
"^Ne/
MR. GOGGLES 223
the moment Mr. Chubb was thrown off his guard. In
the character of gentleman he was apparently letter per-
fect in his role.
An incident occurred at the conclusion of the dinner,
however, which the authorities think will have a great
bearing on the great Van Rensselaer-Drysdale mystery.
The chauffeur had the effrontery to offer his cigarette
case to Mr. Chubb. Although Mr. Chubb was about to
resent this piece of impertinence, he concealed his an-
noyance as he saw at once that the case was of rare de-
sign and excq>tionally costly. In the middle of the case
were some initials and a coat-pf-arms.
As near as Mr. Chubb could recollect, the party must
be somewhere in the Berkshire Hills.
Detective Keller from headquarters was immediately
despatdied to that locality, and after tracing them
through a number of towns finally came up to them at
Lenox.
Upon being requested to accompany the officer to New
York, Mr. Goggles — that is the name of the chauffeur —
was visibly perturbed. He b^ged piteously to be al-
lowed to make some such arrangements as would insure
the safety and comfort of the party in his charge, till
such time as hb company could provide a substitute
driver.
Mr. Chubb described him as a man of unusual ability,
with all the airs and graces of a Chesterfield. That he
is a criminal of more than ordinary cunning is best proven
by the fact that he induced the detective to accede to his
wishes, obtained sufficient time to assure the ladies of his
party that it was all a horrible mistake which would be
duly rectified.
One of the party, Miss Helen Winthrop, daughter of
224 MR. GOGGLES
Mr. John Winthrop, the great Totacco magnate, was
plainly distressed at the turn events have taken. Mr.
Chubb says that the attentions of this chauffeur to this
wdl known heiress were very marked. ''It became so
apparent/' remarked this gentleman, ''that I wzs in duty
bound to put a stop to the ridiculous affair."
Nevertheless, the young woman in question sent some
urgent cables to Nantucket in an attempt to reach by
wireless some incoming steamship.
She also announced her determinati<Mi to abandon the
trip at once and return to New York by the White
Mountain Express which leaves here this afternoon.
The other members of the party, especially one elderly
lady, are dumfounded at the arrest of G<^;gles. Aunt
Fanny, as she is called, has also decided to acomqiany
her niece to New York.
The young man, doubtless, has need of all the friends
he can get in this terrible situation. He is utterly unaUe
to produce any evidence to account for the possessicm of
some letters addressed to Van Rensselaer which were
found amcMig his effects. Nor can any trace either of
Van Rensselaer or Drysdale be found.
The police argue, and rightly, too, that if either of
these gentlemen were alive they would show themselves
at this critical juncture of affairs. The appearance of
Van Rensselaer alone would undoubtedly save the neck
<^ Goggles, as he is not yet diarged with the disappear-
ance of Drysdale. And a few weeks' delay is all-im-
portant in a case of this kind.
Further particulars, with photographs of the principals
and scenes in the now celebrated Tour Throv^ New
England will appear in the Special News Section of the
Stmday edition of the Orb.
MR. GOGGLES 2^5
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
My dear Ygung Christian Friend:
This is a voice from the Tombs.
Yes.
I've finally been arrested.
Give my love to Edith.
I would cheerfully sink that gunboat and leave you
both marooned where you are. Only I dare not
The Judge told me that if I was so positive that you
were alive all I need do was to produce you. That would
end the whole matter, as I was not implicated in the
Drysdale affair at all.
I thanked him and said I could only ask him to take my
word for it for a few weeks. At the end of that time
if I failed, I would save the State the expense of a trial
and plead guilty.
Will you therefore kindly explain my sorry plight to
Edith, and say that I would greatly appreciate it if she
would resume her journey and allow you to forsake the
primrose path of dalliance and return to home, and duty?
When the news of my arrest leaked out in the village.
Miss Winthrop was temporarily absent Upon her re-
turn she at once summoned the detective. I lived a
thousand years while that wretch was gone.
"What did she say? How did she act?" I demanded
the moment he returned.
As near as I could make out she was simply stunned
with horror at first Poor Aunt Fanny was completely
prostrated.
As the detective proceeded in his narration he came to
the name of Chubb.
In an instant, he told me, her whole demeanor changed.
2j6 MR. goggles
"Chubb» did you say— Chubb? Is he the man who is at
the bottom of all this trouble? "
"Yes, ma'am," meekly answered the minion of the law.
He told me afterwards he never was so completely
taken back in his life. In a moment, her deep dejection
vanished, and she was quivering with anger.
"There, Aunt Fanny, I knew it. If s nothing but a
contemptible, dirty trick. That young man is poor, alone,
and friendless. A stranger in a strange land.''
Van, I hated you when I heard that What a disgrace-
ful dog you are to lead me into such a role of deceit and
dishonor. Oh ! How can I ever forgive you !
Well, there was more talk in the same strain, but as it
hurts my conscience to even think about it, I shall for-
bear its recital.
But she isn't only a fair-weather friend. I saw her for
just a moment, and before everyone she came up and said :
"Upon your word of honor as a gentleman, guilty or
not guilty?"
"Upon my word of honor, as a gentleman," I slowly
repeated, looking straight into her eyes, "Not guilty I"
"Then," she said, holding out her haad with all her old-
time cordiality, "let slip the dogs of war ; there's one good
fighter in the family already. Who knows but there may
be two?"
And so I left her.
The detective said they would follow on the next train.
I feel very happy tonight. Just one or two more days
of this experience and I shall know beyond peradventure
whether her 'art is true to Goggles or not
That's worth everything that can possibly happen.
What a pity that there are not enough Helens to go
around. Van.
MR. GOGGLES 327
Edith, I suppose, is well enough in her way, but I
really wish my old friend could be fortunate enough to
meet another Helen.
Yours in ecstasy, Drysdale.
[Wireless Telegram from Helen to her Father.]
Mr. John Winthrop, Passenger Steamer Deutschland,
via Nantucket :
Please save your very first hour on land for me. Need
your advice and counsel very, very much. Will meet you
with tug.
Helen.
[Letter from Helen to Goggles.]
Dear Mr. Goggles:
We arrived yesterday afternoon from Lenox, feeling
certain that we had made no mistake in you.
I tried to reach father by Wireless yesterday. His
steamer ought to be near Nantucket this morning. He
is due tomorrow.
I think it will do no harm to enlist his counsel and in-
fluence. I haven't spoken much to you of him, but
he is really a man of some consequence in this town,
though no one would ever know it. He is not fond of the
limelight, and so you don't hear so much of him as you
might.
But I will have him call and see you. I firmly be-
lieve in your innocence, and do not intend to leave you
to fight it out alone if I can help it.
We all need friends, at times. If you have deceived
me in any way, now is the time to speak. I am honest in
jj8 MR. GOGGLES
my determination to help you. I have accepted your
word of honor in the Van Rensselaer matter so that need
no longer be discussed. But is there any other white lie.
Reincarnation, or anything else, that you have not been
frank about and that would cause me distress if I
knew it?
I want to know that I am fighting for a man who al-
ways impressed me as incapable of a dishonest action.
What does he say?
Yours truly, Helen Winthrop.
[Letter from Goggles to Miss Winthrop.]
My dear Miss Winthrop:
It is certainly very kind of you to write me such a re-
assuring letter as yours of yesterday.
I am more than obliged to you for your kind offers
of assistance. But in an unsavory incident of this na-
ture, do you think it wise to become identified with it?
My judgment would be to let everything rest tmtil the
arrival of your father which may now be hourly expected.
It is quite possible that he may recall having met me
in Paris. I believe I mentioned tiiis incident before.
I do not now remember any act of deceit on my part
which would cause you any uneasiness. I have not, how-
ever, like Othello, told you the whole story of my life.
There are some ghastly details.
As you are very earnest on this point, I do not feel as
if I could answer it except as I have above. Suppose
you withdraw it till I have seen your father? I promise
you then an answer satisfactory to the utmost limit.
With many thanks for your kind interest, I am.
Sincerely yours, Arthur Goggles.
MR. GOGGLES 2J9
[Letter from Drysdale to Van.]
Dear Van:
Richard's himself again!
Yes. Honorably discharged and all that sort of thing,
you know. Many abject s^lc^es on the part of Head-
quarters and a general objuration by everybody , of Chubb.
And you, my dear friend, the cause of all this misery —
you go scot free.
Is there such a thing as justice in this world?
Well, I suppose you'd like to know all about it. You
don't deserve it, but I'll tell you.
Helen's father arrived in the afternoon. He had al-
ready been notified by wireless that his presence was
urgently needed.
Upon learning the particulars from Helen he called vtp
his legal department. He keeps a whole department for
his own use.
Great heads in that legal dq>artment, Van. No use
talking, it's certainly a great company. They got me
clear of the meshes of the law in no time.
But, let me tell you from the beginning.
I met the Governor, as I told you, in Paris, when he
was over there trjring to buy the Government Monopoly
of Tobacco. I h24>pened to know scnne people whom he
found it necessary to meet, and was able to he^ him a
bit.
Perhaps that's not right, exactly. I don't believe any-
body could help him. But, however, that's not the point
He seemed to think I did, which is the same thing.
I concluded to make what use I could of that fortunate
meeting. I carefully arranged that no one but he should
be admitted at our first interview.
230 MR. GOGGLES
The rest was not difficult
I told him frankly just what an unmitigated ass you
were^ and how your infatuation for a petticoat had got us
all into this trouble.
He was awfully disgusted with you, Van. I'd hate to
repeat all the mean things he said, but you deserved them
all and more.
That was before I told him how I had gqne to New
England with his daughter's party.
"You don't mean to tell me that you adopted this ruse
for fear my girl would fall in love with the title instead
of the man, do you?"
"Not that way exactly, sir," I stammered. "She could
have her pick, any time, in England. But I wanted to
be chosen for myielf — for my winsome manaers, my
fatal gift of beauty and other unapproachable accom-
plishments," I added, trying hard to laugh.
"How did you come out?" he asked.
"Well — ^you're here, for one thing."
"I see. I suppose the first thing to do is to get you
out of this place. Then we'll go up to the house and talk
things over. Helen know anything about this Lordship
business yet?"
"No, sir; I think not"
"Well, you better let things be as they are for the
present. I'd like to have a talk with Helen myself before
anything more is done."
"The legal department will see that you get out of here
soon. When you do, come up to the house. Ill go there
now with Helen. Here's the address."
The rest of the story I gleaned from Helen.
"Well, what do you think of Goggles?" she asked as
soon as their big car edged itself clear of the curb.
MR. GOGGLES 231
"All right."
The governor isn't much of a talker.
Silence for a block.
Then, like a shot out of a gun.
"Helen, are you much interested in this young man?"
"Well — er — er — ^that is — ^no — ^yes — I don't know."
"Yes, you do. Else why all this fuss about him? Any-
how, I've asked him. up to dinner tonight. We'll both
look him over."
Now, I'm not going to tell you any more. Helen agreed
with me perfectly that you are an unspeakable wretch for
compelling me to deceive her so long. She never thought
that of you. Was horribly shocked, etc., etc.
We had so much to talk about that evening — our re-
cent travels, reincarnation, etc., that we soon forgot the
author of all our misery.
I do wish, however, that we could hear from you.
Yours,
Drysdale.
[Telegram from Van to Drysdale.']
Galveston, Texas.
Edith's yacht turned up unexpectedly. Coming up
fast as I can. Reach New York about three, four weeks.
Guess you can hold out all right. She g^ows more
charming every day.
Van.
[From the New York Herald.]
WINTHROP— DRYSDALE.— On Monday, at
the residence of the bride's father. Lord Arthur
Prescott Drysdale to Helen, iroimgest daughter of
John Winthrop. London pai>er8 please copy.
Mercantile Library,
NEW YORK,
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