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AN OLD MAN'S HOLIDAYS 



An Old Man s Holidays 



BY 

THE AMATEUR ANGLER 

Author of "On a. Sunshine Holyday" 
"Days in Dovedale," etc. 



For I have loved the rural walk through lanes 

Of grassy swarth, close cropped by nibbling sheep ; 

.... have loved the rural walk 

O'er hills, through valleys, and by river's brink." 

Cmvper. 



Second Edition 



LONDON 

SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON AND COMPANY 
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1901 




'~~*0 my son R. B. M. (Piscator Major), and to my 
J. good friend G. Y. (The Professor), expert anglers 
both, my frequent companions on my Angling 
Excursions, 1 dedicate this little book. 

The thoughtful care of the former in all that contributes 
to my welfare, and especially in providing me with the 
needful implements of destruction when I go a-fishing, and 
the unselfish anxiety with which the latter, by good advice 
and ready help, sought to save me from many a scrape into 
which my juvenile rashness and inexperience must otherwise 
have plunged me, surely deserve and demand this slight 
recognition of their goodness, and I seize with pleasure the 
opportunity which is here afforded me of expressing to them 
my love, my gratitude, and my good wishes. 



THE AMATEUR ANGLER. 



LONDON, 
August 1900. 




908721 



NOTE 

MANY a year has gone by since I first bethought me of Angling 
as an occupation for my brief holidays. It was in July 1884, 
sixteen years ago, that I first cast my line on the pleasant 
river Dove, where it winds through the enchanting scenery of Dovedale. 
I was truly but an amateur angler then, and I claim to be nothing 
more than an amateur now ; that I take to mean an unaccomplished 
lover of the angle, for although the art of angling has ever since pos- 
sessed for me a growing fascination, my opportunities have been so 
rare that even now after sixteen years of enthusiasm I find myself 
painfully deficient in the skilful manipulation that comes first by nature 
(for one must be born to it) and then by continuous practice. I must, 
however, in extenuation, hold the bad weather I most frequently had, 
in a large degree accountable for the repeated failures herein recorded. 

If I were called upon to tell why I have taken the trouble to print in 
a book these holiday sketches, I could only say that I have done the 
same thing before, and my efforts have been only too kindly appre- 
ciated by a number of friends who have asked for " more," and also 
by very many most friendly critics who have chosen to be "to my 
faults a little blind, and to my virtues ever kind." 

Since my last booklet, On a Sunshine Holyday, was published, 
many of my old friends have taken the voyage 

"Across to that strange country, the Beyond." 

Among these, first and foremost, was my dear old friend, for nearly 
forty years, R. D. BLACKMORE, who always took a most lively 
interest in my books, and whose kindly letters about them I hold as 
golden treasures. Not the least treasure is that singular little prose- 
poem which he did me the honour of writing specially as a kindly 
introduction for my book By Meadow and Stream. 

Mr Blackmore was my junior only by a few months. Beneath a 
portrait of him in my possession he has written the following quaint 
and characteristic note of his birth 



NOTE 

" I was launched into this vale of tears on the "jlh of June, 1825 
at Longworth in Berkshire. Before I was four months old, my 
mother was taken to a better world, and so I started crookedly." 

Then, or rather before him, in the order of time, WILLIAM BLACK 
was called away. He died comparatively young, but my acquaintance 
with him began thirty years ago, and to him I am indebted for many 
most kindly and encouraging letters about my small literary attempts. 

It has been a source of no small pleasure to me that the authors of 
books so widely known as Lorna Deone and The Princess of Thule 
should have given me so much encouragement, but it will be remem- 
bered that Mr Blackmore was an ardent trout angler, and as for Mr 
Black, I fancy he felt more pride in catching a twenty-five pound 
salmon than in writing one of his best novels and he certainly did 
not despise the superior art of fly fishing for trout ; there we were on 
common ground. 

Then again let me call to mind and to memory my old friend J. G. 
MORTEN a most skilful trout and salmon angler, and all-round 
sportsman he too, only a few months ago, went very suddenly over 
to join " the great majority." It was in his good company that I spent 
many a pleasant day on the Wiltshire Avon as recorded in this and 
my previous volume, On a Sunshine Holyday. Lastly, among my 
old angling friends, let me bear an old man's testimony to Doctor 
JOHN WIBLBJ, who went to his rest only a few months ago. He was 
seventy-five when I first knew him hale and hearty, happy and 
joyous, an enthusiastic fly fisher, both for salmon and trout, who 
wielded a mighty rod, heavy as a weaver's beam, as easily as I could 
wield an eight-ounce Leonard. He it was who first introduced me to 
the lichen, and there for several years we fished together and had very 
pleasant times, the memory whereof will linger with me all my days. 
He gave up fishing when he was eighty-two or thereabouts, and now 
at the good old age of eighty-seven he too has crossed to ' ' the Beyond. " 

These reminiscences, de senectute, in reminding me that I myself 
am no longer young, suggested the title I have given to my book. 

A. A. 



NOTE TO SECOND EDITION 

-pHE First Edition of "An Old Man's Holidays" 
*- having been sold out at once, and the type dis- 
tributed, I would fain have allowed it there to 
rest, and been thankful. The urgency of, I fear, rather 
injudicious friends, has, however, induced me, with some 
misgiving, to venture on the production of a Second 
Edition in a slightly altered form. The occasion of 
the appearance of this new Edition gives me at least 
this satisfaction, that it enables me to thank my readers, 
and, I may say, the whole round of the Press, for the 
extreme kindness and generosity with which my unpre- 
tentious little book has been received. 

THE A. A. 



CHAP. PAGE 

I. EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN . i 
II. THE KODAK FOR ANGLERS . . .n 

III. ANGLING THAT "PREACHETH PATIENCE" 13 

IV. KINGFISHERS, SCARCITY OF . .19 
V. ON THE ITHON, LLANDRINDOD WELLS . 23 

VI. THE ELAN VALLEY AND THE BIRMING- 
HAM WATERWORKS . . . .35 
VII. GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 

GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN . 44 

VIII. SPRING RAMBLES 53 

IX. OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL ... 63 
X. OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL (continued) 75 
XI. OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL (continued) 85 
XII. IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY THE 

GANDER AND THE MAY FLY . . 93 

XIII. FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH THE 

FORGE VALLEY 107 

XIV. FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

SCALBY BECK 113 

XV. FISHERMAN'S LUCK 120 

XVI. ANIMALS OF TO-DAY THE CUCKOO . 130 



LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS 

THE AMATEUR ANGLER . . . Frontispiece 
THE OLD BRIDGE, RIVER ITCHEN . To face page 12 

COTTAGE NEAR THE ITCHEN . . 16 

ON THE ITCHEN 18 

SHAKY BRIDGE, ON THE ITHON . 24 

ALPINE BRIDGE, ON THE ITHON . 32 

PONTYLFFON BRIDGE, ELAN RlVER . 34 

CWM ELAN 36 

IN THE ELAN VALLEY ... ,,40 

WAITING FOR A RISE .... ,,58 

ON THE ITCHEN ,,62 

LAND'S END FROM THE SOUTH . 66 
FIRST AND LAST REFRESHMENT 

HOUSE IN ENGLAND ... ,,68 

VIEW FROM THE "PARLOUR," KYN- 

ANCE COVE ,,78 

ZAWN-PYG CAVE, LAND'S END . 84 
FISHERMAN'S LUCK. THRILLING 

MOMENT . . 128 



AN OLD MAN'S HOLIDAYS 

CHAPTER I 

EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 
April 1898 

IT is now about seven months since last I 
had the gratification of holding a fly rod 
in my hand, and then it was in the rocky 
bed of the pleasant Barle. We came down here on 
April 6, " Piscator " and I, to our old quarters on 
the Itchen I with the pleasurable anticipations of 
an " amateur" he with the doubt and misgiving of 
bottled-up experience. I looked forward to bright 
sunshine, green meadows, the songs of birds, and 
the hum of bees on the willow catkins. He, with 
the wisdom of a sage, foretelling that, whatever the 
weather may be, we were at least a month too early 
for the aristocratic trout that inhabit the Itchen. 

Our first afternoon was fine and breezy, but there 
was no fly on the water, and, therefore, nothing for 
1 A 



2 EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 

trout to rise at, had they been so inclined ; but 
there they were, with their tails flapping about in 
the air, and their heads deep down amongst the 
grass and weeds, showing a kind of contempt for 
the mere dry-fly fisherman. In truth I am inclined 
to formulate a little theory of my own about these 
sophisticated trout. There is undoubtedly, and it 
has been noticeable for some time past, a growing 
scarcity of flies on our waters. Why is it ? Is it 
not because our river is so persistently flogged for 
trout all through the spring and summer, and for 
grayling all through the autumn and winter, that 
the fish have grown suspicious of these deceptive 
insects floating above them, and so devote them- 
selves more and more to the insect larvae which 
they find below, and hence the scarcity of natural 
flies on the surface ? This little theory will at all 
events serve to explain the fact of the tailing we 
did see on that first afternoon, and of the rise we 
did not see. 

It has long since become an axiom that if you 
have a fine Friday a fine Sunday will as surely 
follow as night followeth day ; and, indeed, it does 
so frequently turn out to be true that an exception 
only proves the truth of it. Last Friday was one 
of the loveliest, brightest, sunniest days I have 
experienced during the days that have as yet passed 
of this present changeful year 1898. On Sunday 
morning we were actually weather-bound. All 
through the night a strong south-westerly wind 
brought up from the sea, not many miles away, a 



EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 8 

thick, drizzling sea mist, now and again breaking 
out into heavy driving rain. 

I am getting ahead of my story, for I might have 
said that not only was Friday a lovely day, but it 
was not altogether an uninteresting day for fishing. 
When our trout do condescend to rise, we have 
already found out that it is between the hours of 
eleven and one, and it was between those hours 
that I got a fine trout and a brace of grayling. 
These grayling, which, with their bluish-purply 
sheen, can be seen in pairs on the gravel beds, the 
one dark and the other fair, are always only too 
ready to make a dash at a floating fly. 

It is a nuisance to catch them, although they 
give lively sport enough ; but the trouble and 
damage to their constitution, in getting the hook 
out of their mouths in order to return them to the 
water, more than counterbalance the sport of catch- 
ing them. It is quite amusing to watch a pair of 
these amatory thymy shadows ogling each other 
down in the water, billing and cooing like a pair of 
turtle doves. 

The Major caught a brace of trout and several 
troublesome grayling ; the largest trout was about 
ij lb., and by this trout there hangs a tale. 

When I was fishing in the same meadow last 
June I lost many a trout and many a May Fly ; 
now it so happens that in the gill of this trout was 
found, firmly hooked, a very perfect May Fly the 
G.O.M. with six inches of gut. He has worn and no 
doubt been very proud of this distinctive decoration 



4 EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 

ever since. It seems to me to be a very remark- 
able thing that fly and hook should have been in 
that fish for more than nine months, and now as 
perfect and fresh as if it had been in my pocket- 
book all the time ; the gut is rather rotten. The 
gold tinsel round the body is as bright as ever it 
was, one wing is slightly mangled, as if other envi- 
ous trout had tried to nibble it. I fully believe that 
fly is mine, that I lost that fish on that particular 
spot last June ; the only doubt I have about it is 
that I then estimated the fish I lost as at least 
1 1 lb., whereas this one, after nine months' growth, 
now weighs only ij lb. ; on the other hand, you 
know how much larger are always the fish you lose 
than those you take ! The fly is distinctly a G.O.M. 
of Mrs Ogden Smith's make. 

Saturday, April 9, I may fairly call hurricane 
day. Fly fishing, dry or wet, was hopeless, and 
to have attempted to cast a fly over the billows 
quite useless, because firstly, it could not be 
done with any degree of accuracy ; and, secondly, 
because there was nothing over which to cast. 

We had too jauntily concluded, because many 
months ago our nets had captured a large number 
of big pike and little jack, that we had cleared 
the river of these destructive pests ; but we ought 
to have remembered that what were mighty little 
jack then, and so escaped the net, have been all 
the while growing, till now they have become fair- 
sized pike. 

"This windy weather," said "Piscator," "is just 



EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 5 

the right sort for pike fishing. Suppose we have a 
go at them." "All right," said I, but I had no pike 
tackle or pike rod, or, for the matter of that, know- 
ledge how to use them if they had been in my 
possession. I did, indeed, make one attempt to 
cast from the Nottingham reel, and a nice fizzle I 
made of it. It looks uncommonly easy in the hands 
of the Major. 

The Major was but ill provided, but he had a 
good stiff pike rod and an artificial bait or two. 
We started, I carrying a walking-stick. The Red 
Phantom soon began to attract attention ; the first 
that came was a small jack, and he quickly came 
to grief then another, and, at length, spinning up 
quietly under the bank on which we stood, dash 
comes out what seems to me a monster, but, of 
course, a mere babe, when thought of in connection 
with Mr Jardine's 37-pounders. He struggled with 
all the vigour and power of a fellow quite aware 
that for him it is either death or victory. He came 
in to bank at last ; but our small net was no good, 
we couldn't get even his head into it, so I lifted him 
out bodily on to grass. "Ten pounds," cried I. 
" Seven pounds," said the Major. 

" Shall I take him home and weigh him ? " says 
our bright boy. Off he went, and presently came 
back with the report that he only weighed 6 Ibs. 
And so we piked on with more or less success till 
we came down to our aquatic mansion, which is 
at the limit of our tether ; there is a profound, if 
not bottomless depth of water ; there our big trout 



lie, and there also lurk, and always have lurked, a 
big pike or two under the shadow of the now leaf- 
less oak which spreads itself partly over our house 
and partly over the water. There the Major, sure 
of a fine run, made a long cast, the Red Phantom 
spun through the air, but never again will it spin 
through the water ! Yonder it hangs, suspended 
on the topmost branch of that old oak, and there it 
will hang and spin for ever. 

And so home to lunch. Afterwards the Major 
rigged up another and a smaller bait, which proved 
no lure at all. He thought he had cleared the 
river. I followed as a spectator for an hour or two, 
but there is not much interest in such sport, so I 
gave it up. No sooner had I departed than he 
fitted up a rough old spoon-bait, and brought home 
five large jack, so making eleven of this interesting 
pike species out of our fancied immaculate stream. 
If eleven could be caught in a few hours' fishing 
with imperfect tackle, how many scores more must 
there be lurking about in holes and corners and 
carrier inlets. They must be looked after. This 
finished our Saturday's work. Sunday, as I have 
said, proved to be altogether terrible in the morn- 
ing, but the sun came out in the afternoon, and 
it was not unpleasant for a stroll in a still high 
wind. 

Easter Monday. " Heigho ! for the wind and 
the rain ! " 

No rain in the morning, nor, in fact, till about 
four o'clock. I said the Red Phantom which had 



EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 7 

spun out so many jack would spin on in the top 
of the old oak for ever ; but the Major was of a 
different opinion. For want of a better lure, he 
ingeniously fastened two corks together and cut 
them into a shapely minnow. He then peeled off 
the gold leaf from the neck of a champagne bottle ; 
this he gummed neatly round the cork, and 
varnished it. Here was as glittering a gold fish 
as ever swam in a glass bowl. To this he added a 
strip of red stuff and affixed the tackle, and the 
gold spinner was perfect. Necessity is the mother 
of invention. Fly fishing on Easter Monday in a 
sou'-westerly gale is not attractive, so he sallied 
forth with his new impromptu invention, and 
caught three jack before lunch. I followed after 
with my rod and my flies, but really it was a 
disheartening task. I never saw a rise from one 
end of the water to the other, and I said I would 
not come here again on Easter Monday. After 
lunch, not feeling inclined to give in, I put on 
a small Coachman, after failing to attract any 
attention with Olive Dun and various other flies. 
It is pain and grief to a dry - fly fisherman to 
wander along by the waterside in a howling wind, 
and to see absolutely nothing over which to cast ; 
and it so happens that a south - westerly wind, 
when it is blowing half a gale, is almost the worst 
wind we can have on our side of the water, for 
it is only at certain corners and twists and turns 
in the river that one can have even a decent 
chance, though I can manage to get through a 



8 EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 

stiffish wind when I see any encouragement under 
the opposite bank. And so I sauntered on down 
to the pub, that place affords a somewhat sheltered 
corner and there, knowing where a good trout 
or two must certainly lie, whether on the feed or 
not, I cast my Coachman over the spot, and to my 
surprise, I may say my delight, a nice trout came 
at me, and he came to grass. I threw again. 
This time I allowed the fly to float down under a 
barbed wire that crosses the stream (the Professor 
knows it well), and there, two or three yards 
below, one of those big fellows he wots of came 
at me. I hooked him nicely, and I had to treat 
him very gingerly, for it is no joke fishing under 
barbed wire and dead against stream. He fought 
like a true British trout (a rainbow trout couldn't 
have fought better), and I gently manoeuvred 
him up-stream for a long distance in fear and 
trembling, for my boy was miles away with my 
landing-net, peddling about among pink in a 
carrier, never dreaming that I should do such an 
unlikely thing as get hold of a fish. I had to 
get him to a gravelly opening. All held well ; 
and he came to grief, and to basket. He weighed 
a pound and a half. Remembering my former 
ill-luck, with which I had become slightly depressed, 
I need not say I was now slightly elated. I fished 
on lower down, and presently I caught another 
trout nearly a pound. Then I heard "the band 
play" in the village, two miles off, for the Easter 
festivities were in full swing there, and then 



EASTER FLY FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 9 

the rain came down in torrents, and I sought 
shelter in the hut. I pitied the Easterlings. 
Meanwhile the Major had not been idle. His 
golden spinner worked admirably, but it did not 
attract like that old Phantom swinging on the top 
of the oak tree. He longed for that destructive 
machine, and he was determined to have it. Our 
good friend the farmer carried down a light 
ladder, and between them they managed, by the 
help of the rod, to break the branch, and down 
came the Phantom, and, of course, sank at once 
into six feet of water. "Now," said I, "although 
your Phantom was not doomed to be hanged after 
all, he certainly was to be drowned ; " but the 
Major was not to be so done. From his perch up 
in the tree he could see the glittering Phantom 
deep down in the water, so he determined to 
fish for him. With his rod up in the tree he 
let down the well- weigh ted Golden Miracle, and 
by skilful angling caught hold of the little branch 
in which the Phantom was fixed, and hauled it 
up triumphantly. That Phantom pike slayer has 
more work to do yet. 

The rain was still pouring, or, rather, driving 
before the gale. I went home, and left them to 
further devices. 

An hour or two later the Major turned up with 
a 6-pounder and two smaller pike, making in all 
seventeen of these destructive brutes for two days' 
work. 

Easter Tuesday. If a south-westerly gale is bad 



10 EASTER FLY FISHINO ON THE ITCHEN 

for our water, a north-westerly is worse. It finds 
its way into every nook and corner ; it is impos- 
sible to get away from it. This being my last 
day, I made a final effort to get a fly on the 
water, but up to lunch time nothing came of it. 
Fishermen cannot control the weather ; they 
must take it as it comes, and always look for 
better luck next time. I do not complain ; far 
from it. I came here with a bad cold, and now I 
am quite well, and equal to any exertion befitting 
one of the ancients. 

It seems but yesterday, and yet it must be ten 
or twelve years since our old friend, the doctor, 
first drove me and the Major over to this river. 
Ah ! what a pleasant time we had here in those 
days. What a sumptuous luncheon he used to 
provide for us in the dulce domum under the 
blooming may tree ; what jokes he used to crack ; 
he had long since retired from active practice, but 
he used to call on his way here from Southampton 
on several of his old patients, just to cheer them 
with his genial presence ; his pockets were usually 
crammed with sweets, and every child on the road 
knew him, and looked out for a pat on the cheek 
and a lump of barley-sugar. 

The Major finished up his Easter fishing with 
seven more pike, all lured by that wonderful 
battered old Red Phantom. 



CHAPTER II 

THE KODAK FOR ANGLERS 

THE Kodak, which has become so very 
popular of late, is a pleasant little weapon 
for an angler to put into his holster with 
it he can constantly take shots which will be in- 
teresting reminders. 

In this way the Major got about two dozen of 
such objects as presented themselves most of 
them very sharp and perfect representations of bits 
of river, meadow, and woodland scenery, or objects 
about the farm. I am enabled to give a few speci- 
mens here, not because they are in themselves of 
any particular interest, only as showing what this 
beautiful little instrument is capable of producing. 

Sorry I am that we did not Kodak the Major 
when he was up that tree angling for his 
"Phantom" in that upper branch, and then fish- 
ing for it from the same position in the deep 
water over which he was suspended. 

There on the seat beneath "the May" is the 
Major, resting after his successful climb.* Here 
is a picture of the G.O.M. May Fly imitation, after 
it had been worn in the gill of a trout for over 

* See Frontispiece. 



12 THE KODAK FOR ANGLERS 

nine months, as described in the last chapter. Of 
course there is no particular novelty in finding a 
fly in a trout's mouth ; but it is somewhat of a 
novelty to be able to identify the fly, and also to 
find it in such a perfect state of preservation after 
so long a time of wear and tear. 




This does not confirm Charles Cotton's experi- 
ence, who says : 

" But I am very confident a trout will not be troubled two hours 
with any hook that has so much as one handful of line behind with 
it, if it be in any part of his mouth only ; * nay, I do certainly know 
that a trout, so soon as ever he feels himself pricked, if he carries 
away the hook, goes immediately to the bottom, and will there root, 
like a hog, upon the gravel, till he either rub out or break the hook 
in the middle." 

This was written almost two hundred and fifty 
years ago. 

Another example of the work of an idle moment, 
when the weather was cold and windy, and the 
Kodak came into action. The old man on the 
bridge looks as though he were waiting for a rise ; 
he was, in fact, admiring the grayling at play on 
the gravelly bed of the stream. 

* Mine was fixed outside the gilL 



CHAPTER III 

ANGLING THAT " PREACH ETH PATIENCE" 
June 1898 

ONCE a year our housemaid assumes do- 
minion over our entire household : when 
she opens her mouth no dog is allowed to 
bark. We have to pack up and be off. Spring- 
cleaning is on stair-carpets are torn up ; bed- 
rooms made quite uninhabitable. 

Once I tried to live through it at home all alone, 
the rest of the family being at the sea, but I 
don't want to try it again. I resolved for the 
future to leave spring-cleaning to itself, so this 
year, in the first week in May, we started off for 
the Isle of Wight. 

I am now writing in the middle of June, on a 
bitterly cold day, without a fire a north-easterly 
wind prevailing, as it has done for some days 
and I find it difficult to realise now that five weeks 
ago we had some bright and shiny days of lovely 
summer weather. 



14 ANGLING THAT " PREACHETH PATIENCE" 

We had many long strolls and drives in the 
pleasant interior of the lovely island where the 
trees were all just out in full leaf the meadows 
were green with lush grass, and golden with 
yellow buttercups and the hedgerows were gilded 
over with solid beds of gorse and broom in full 
bloom and as to the birds, they were positively 
rampant with their songs. 

" . . .At the bent spray edge 
That's the wise thrush, he sings each song twice over 
Lest you should think he never could recapture 
The first fine careless rapture." BROWNING. 

These were our early days the nearer we 
approached the month of June the nearer winter 
we seemed to be getting the days and nights 
grew colder and colder and at length, when we 
left the island, we thought we had left summer 
quite behind us. 

I remember one very hot, sunny afternoon, 
strolling along in a shady lane, I was surprised 
to see a leather -bat dashing about close to my 
head, and catching insects in the air. Never be- 
fore have I seen one of these little night bats out 
in the sun in this way. 

After many pleasant bright days spent on the 
island, I crossed the Solent, and found myself on 
the Itchen. The weather had changed. It was 
the last week in May, and I fondly hoped the May 
Fly would be good enough to come up during my 
stay. On the last two or three days I saw two or 
three, and that was all. There was no rise of fish, 



ANGLING THAT " PREACHETH PATIENCE" 15 

as I suppose there seldom is before the great hatch 
comes on. I had the smallest possible success, 
wind and weather were against me. The big trout 
were down amongst the larvae, with their tails 
waggling out of the water. I left on the 3Oth, and 
the next day and the following week they were up, 
and the Major and the Professor were there and 
a fine time they had of it. Their friends all round 
the country lived upon Itchen trout all through the 
week. On the whole it proved to be as prolific a 
May Fly season, both in rise of insect and rise of 
trout, as they had experienced for some years. But 
I was not there to see it. 

Friday, June 24. Arrived at my old quarters 
on the Itchen, two o'clock. A very disappointing 
day. I came here to fish, and I find a March wind 
blowing, and at intervals driving rain not a bit 
like the June that the poets sing about. Swallows 
seem to be astonished at such rude weather ; they 
can hardly breast the storm ; the birds are not 
singing as they ought to be, and it looks dis- 
couraging. I had lunch, and waited indoors for 
two hours, cogitating on the ill-luck which so fre- 
quently accompanies my infrequent outings ; then 
I put on my togs, and away to the river. No 
rise no fly for two hours. I saw only six rises, 
but I brought two brace of fine grayling to bank 
and lost one. I am satisfied. 

Our water is too full of grayling, so I make no 
scruple now about bagging them, for they are 
really in fine condition, and they want thinning. 



16 ANGLING THAT " PREACHETH PATIENCE " 

The Major and the Professor played the deuce 
with the trout in the May Fly time, when, alas ! I 
was not here. Now, I fancy what few they left are 
very shy ; at all events, I did not see a single rise, 
and the Red Tag does not attract them as it does 
the grayling. 

Saturday, June 7.^. A boisterous morning, worse 
than yesterday ; torrents of rain, intermittent sun- 
shine, strong westerly wind. I went down to the 
river ; water covered with floating islands of weeds. 
I was not a bit down-hearted. I got what enjoy- 
ment I could out of winds and weeds, and an 
occasional shower. My young gillie found infinite 
amusement in shooting in the air at the swallows 
a small white seed, which he called darry (and 
was careful to tell me how to spell it), out of a 
hollow hemlock stem, not for the purpose of hitting 
them, but to watch them darting after the seed 
and enjoying the fun. Then he told me he had 
seen a bird the other day that he had never seen 
before all his life. It had a yellow head and 
perfectly white wings and body ; it had a grub in 
its mouth, and he searched diligently in the hedge- 
row, but could not find its nest. I suggested that 
he must have mistaken it for a yellow-hammer, 
but he spurned the idea, as if he did not know a 
yellow-hammer. 

Then he became enthusiastic about a circus 
the biggest circus that ever was seen. It is coming 
on Monday, and costs sixpence entrance ; but he 
can get in for threepence. He had seen the pictures 



ANGLING THAT " PREACHETH PATIENCE" 17 

on the walls ; they were stunning. And so we 
passed the time till lunch. At that time I expect 
the Major. By then I indulge the hope that the 
wind will have whistled itself away that those 
demons up above will have ceased cutting weeds. 
They must know I am here ; but if they think 
they are disturbing my equanimity they are mis- 
taken I rather like it ! My good hostess always 
very indulgent to me insists on my having a fire, 
and so, in my comfortable arm-chair, I will read 
myself to sleep, lulled thereto by the howling, 
wintry wind outside. 

The afternoon proved no better for angling 
purposes, for the river was still green with fresh- 
cut weeds. After much labour and intricate cast- 
ing whenever we could see a rise in spaces between 
the floating weeds, we only got two brace equally 
divided between us and so we finished the week. 

Sunday. A dies non as to fishing, alternated 
between heavy rain and bright sunshine, thunder 
and lightning. 

Monday morning. Gloomy and dull, north- 
easterly wind blowing down-stream ; water whitish, 
being thick with chalk from heavy rains above. 
Of course there was no rise. The Major gave 
it up at once, and went home for his pike rod. 
I sat under the pub. tree, and rejoiced over my 
luck. Weeds on Saturday ; chalk soup on Mon- 
day. Swallows, skimming in pursuit of an imper- 
ceptible insect, left nothing to tempt a fish to 
rise. It is simply delightful sitting here, watching 



18 ANGLING THAT " PREACHETH PATIENCE" 

and waiting. If the swallows would go away 
for a little while, the trout may have a chance 
of seeing through the foggy water something to 
come up for. Mark Tapley's philosophy is nothing 
to mine. Keeper, going by on the other side, 
shouts, "There'll be no rise, sir, till about seven 
or eight o'clock ; water too much like skim milk." 

Yes ! What's the odds ? At eight o'clock I 
shall be making tracks for the metropolis. It is 
rather cold sitting here in face of a strongish 
north-easterly wind. By Jove ! there's a rise. I 
am afraid it's only a little one ; never mind, it 
looks hopeful ; for exercise I will have a try for 
him. I have him ; he is only lb., so I put him 
back to increase in bulk by next June he will be 
a fine young fellow. Heigho ! See yonder clouds 
as black as midnight coming up with the wind. 
A few big drops, and then a downpour. We are 
caught in the open, and have to run for the nearest 
hedgerow. How delightful it is to crouch under a 
hedge, the wind driving the rain straight through, 
and wetting you as much as in the open. 

The hopes of the morning were not verified. 
We reached home in another heavy thunderstorm, 
with the impression on our minds that we will not 
face wind and storm again this outing. 

I may say, as indeed can easily be imagined, 
we thoroughly enjoyed our bit of a holiday. Of 
angling it may be truly said, as George Herbert 
said of a dull sermon 

" // preacheth patience." 



CHAPTER IV 
KINGFISHERS, SCARCITY OF 

KINGFISHERS are said to be growing 
more and more scarce everywhere. This 
is partly owing to the fact that they have 
the credit of being destructive enemies of young 
trout ; the fact is, they do feed on little fishes, but 
not so much on trout as on minnows, dace, stickle- 
backs, miller's thumbs, and even leeches. Last- 
springs, as they call young salmon on the Wye, 
also afford them a dainty meal now and then, and 
the consequence of this is that they find deadly 
enemies in the water-bailiff and gamekeeper. The 
brilliant plumage of this interesting bird is also a 
fertile cause of its destruction, for it is frequently 
killed for the adornment of ladies' hats ; it also 
forms a pretty object when stuffed in a glass case ; 
and anglers themselves find an additional excuse 
for its slaughter, in that it furnishes them with 
feathers wherewith to make their daintiest flies. 

I have seen one occasionally on our water, flit- 
ting, or, rather, flashing, down the stream. It 



20 KINGFISHERS, SCARCITY OF 

rarely happens that one can get a good view of 
him on account of his extreme shyness and ex- 
treme swiftness on the wing. I was fortunate one 
day in seeing him swinging on a spray close to 
the water in a most inaccessible place, warbling a 
pretty little melody ; at a distance of nearly one 
hundred yards he sang away, seemingly quite secure 
from any intruder, and I thought of the pity of it 
that such a lovely little bird should be doomed to 
extinction partly on account of its having wrongly 
got a bad character, and partly because of its 
attractiveness. 

Montaigne, in one of his delightful essays on the 
sagacity of animals, has the following remarks 
about the kingfisher 

" But that which experience teacheth seafaring 
men, especially those that come into the seas of 
Sicilie, of the qualitie and condition of the Halcyon 
bird, or, as some call it, alcedo or kingfisher, 
exceeds all men's conceit. In what kinde of crea- 
ture did ever nature so much prefer both their 
hatching, sitting, brooding, and birth ? 

" But God's decree hath been that all the watrie 
wildernesse should be quiet and made calme, without 
raine, wind or tempest, during the time the Halcyon 
sitteth and bringeth forth her young ones, which is 
much about the winter Solstitium, and shortest day 
in the yeare : By whose privilege even in the hart 
and deadest time of winter we have seven calme 
daies, and as many nights to saile without any 



KINGFISHERS, SCARCITY OF 21 

danger. Their Hens know no other Cocke but 
their ovvne : They never forsake him all the daies 
of their life: and if the Cocke chance to be weake 
and crazed, the Hen will take him upon her neck, 
and carrie him with her, wheresoever she goeth, 
and serve him even untill death. Man's wit could 
never yet attaine to the full knowledge of that 
admirable kinde of building or structure which the 
Haitian useth in contriving of her neast, no, nor 
devise what it is of. 

" Plutarke, who hath seen and handled many of 
them, thinkes it to be made of certaine fish-bones, 
which she so compacts and conjoyneth together, 
enterlacing some long, and some cross-waies, add- 
ing some foldings and roundings to it, that in the 
end she frameth a round kind of vessel, readie to 
floate and swime upon the water ; which done, she 
carrieth the same where the sea waves beat most ; 
there the sea, gently beating upon it, shewes her 
how to daube and patch up the parts not well 
closed, and how to strengthen those places, and 
fasten those ribs, that are not fast, but stir with the 
sea waves ; and on the other side that which is 
closely wrought, the sea beating on it, doth so 
fasten and conjoyne together, that nothing, no, not 
stone or yron, can any way loosen, divide, or break 
the same, except with great violence ; and what is 
most to be wondered at is the proportion and figure 
of the concavitie within : for, it is so composed and 
proportioned, that it can receive or admit no manner 
of thing, but the bird that built it : for to all things 



22 KINGFISHERS, SCARCITY OF 

else, it is so impenetrable, close and hard, that 
nothing can possiblie enter in ; no, not so much as 
the sea water." 

I have never seen a kingfisher's nest, but the 
foregoing remarks evidently apply to the larger 
species a sea-going bird specially found on the 
Sicilian coast and this is, of course, the legendary 
bird about which so much classic and poetic lore 
clusters. 

The smaller bird, familiar to all anglers on our 
rivers, builds its nest in the bank in a hole dug 
out by itself, and it is generally found to be lined 
with fish-bones, and becomes very offensive by the 
time the young ones are fledged. It has been 
stated that they nest in old rat-holes, but I fancy 
this bird is too independent and ingenious not to be 
able to make a nest for itself. Dr Bull, describing 
a nest found by himself, says 

" The hole here was in a perpendicular bank, six 
feet above the ordinary water-level. The entrance 
was oval in shape, two inches and three-quarters 
perpendicularly, and two inches and a half in its 
horizontal diameter. It was placed about a foot 
below the surface, was two feet in length, and in- 
clined upwards to within two inches of the surface. 
Here a wide space, some six inches in diameter, was 
hollowed out for the nest of fish-bones. . . . The 
nest of a kingfisher is often discovered by a dog 
scenting its 'ancient fish-like smell' through the 
soil." 



CHAPTER V 

ON THE ITHON, LLANDRINDOD WELLS 
July 2, 1898 

I MAY say that accident rather than pre- 
meditated design led me to spend my 
summer holidays at Llandrindod Wells, 
which, though strictly speaking in South Wales, 
may be said to be in Mid- Wales in Radnorshire. 
An old adage, quoted in the guide-book, says 

"There's neither park nor deer in Radnorshire, 
Nor a man worth five hundred a year, 
Except Sir William Fowler of Abbey Cwrahir." 

I remember an old farmer quoting it, some sixty 
years ago, rather differently 

" There's never a park and never a deer, 
And never a squire in Radnorshire, 
But old Squire Rogers of Abbey Cwmhir." 

I do not think that either adage applies to the 
Radnorshire of to-day. I may add that Abbey 
Cwmhir is a small ruin, on one side of which is a 
pretty lake, formed by the river Clewedog, where, 



24 ON THE ITHON 

doubtless, the monks of old, as was their custom, 
fished and fed upon carp, and possibly that prolific 
demon fish, the chub the cooking of which is now 
a lost art. The ruins, and the beautiful church, and 
the mansion, are all situated in a most lovely nook, 
surrounded by mountains of great height. It is 
nine miles from Llandrindod a very charming 
drive. 

I did not come here with the view of drinking 
waters. I expected to find an old-fashioned village 
among the mountains. I found a small town of 
newly-built houses, mostly of red brick or stone, all 
seemingly on the latest principles of sanitation, and 
lighted with electric light a town quite up to date, 
only wanting a steam roller to complete its per- 
fection. The streets, when I was there, were stoutly 
carpeted with broken limestone, which were bad 
for tender feet. I am not going to describe the 
place in any detail. I can only say that I was 
equally surprised and charmed with this delightful 
oasis among the hills. The varied scenery is lovely. 
One of the inducements to come here was the cer- 
tainty of having pleasant rambles by rivers, whether 
fish were to be caught or not. 

" Lord, who would live turmoiled in the Court, 
And may enjoy such quiet walks as these ? " 

King Henry VI. 

Our first little excursion took us all along a rugged 
road to have a first look at the Ithon, about three 
miles away to the Shaky Bridge. This is a very 
curious structure a bridge of wooden planks laid 



ON THE ITHON 25 

crosswise on two strong chains on the river ; visitors 
are cautioned that not more than three persons 
should go on it at one time. It wobbles about in 
an alarming way as one crosses, but there is nothing 
to be afraid of. I suppose it has wobbled in this 
way for many generations, with an occasional patch 
up, and people think it will go on wobbling for ever. 
Frisky young fellows are much given to jump on it 
in the middle, and so enjoy the screams of their 
lady friends. The experiment is dangerous. 

What a delightfully pretty spot it is ! The 
river winds round in a semi-circle beneath wooded 
heights, not unlike, in a smaller way, the Thames 
at Clieveden. On the other side, at a meadow's 
breadth, rises a conical rocky hill to a consider- 
able height, called Cefyn-Llys, or the Court House 
Hill ; supposed remains of a British fortress. I 
and my daughter went there to look at it from an 
angler's standpoint. It was on a lovely summer 
evening, and the fish were beginning to rise freely. 
There it was that I first wet my line in the waters 
of the pleasant but alder-bound Ithon. Unluckily, 
I could not stay long enough. I fished for half-an- 
hour, and got a brace of small trout ; then we had 
to trudge back over the hills and through woods. 
It is a lovely, secluded spot, and I hope to pay it 
another visit. 

In the morning we had driven over to Builth, 
about seven miles, through very picturesque 
scenery, just to have a look at the Wye. It is a 
grand stream there ; but, as I was told by an in- 



26 ON THE ITHON 

telligent fishing-tackle maker near the bridge, it 
was not in good order for fishing, owing to its 
peaty colour and flavour, inimical to fish. " Come 
here," said he, " in April or September, and I will 
promise you some good sport." So I gave up the 
idea of fishing in the Wye. 

The next day, Tuesday, July 6, fine, bright morn- 
ing ; fogs or mists are said to be unknown here. 
Llandrindod is seven hundred feet above the sea ; 
it stands on an elevated plateau, and all round 
in the distance the horizon is outlined by the 
irregular tops of mountains. I went down to the 
river. There was a fair rise, but I could not get 
at the fish lost three good flies in the bushes, and 
got one good trout, nearly i lb., and two smaller 
ones. 

The next day I started off for the river below 
Lovers' Leap (so called, I understand, on account 
of the tragic end of two young lovers, who fell 
from the slippery rocks above into the pool below, 
and were drowned), a prominent rock, beneath 
which is a very deep salmon pool. I found the 
river running in a deep bed, from ten feet to twenty 
feet below the level of the meadow, and the same 
characteristics of perpetual alders, with very few 
open spaces for casting. Two meadows down I 
came upon a high wooded precipice, over which I 
had to climb with endless troubles. This brought 
me at length down into a secluded glen, a little 
paradise of solitude, only enlivened by the shrill 
musical note of a curlew, a big brown bird with a 



ON THE ITHON 27 

long curved beak, larger than a pigeon or peewit. 
I had never seen a curlew before. I was charmed 
by the silver bell-like clearness of its note as it 
flew over my head within easy gunshot, and it 
evidently regarded me as an impertinent intruder 
upon its lovely solitude. 

" Round his grey head the wild curlew 
In many a fearless circle flew." Lord of the Isles. 

It has a variety of thrilling notes, but always as 
it winged over my head the cry was coo-loo, coo-loo, 
which I properly interpreted to say, " Go away, 
go away, you ugly, featherless, two-legged thing." 
Then it would alight on the topmost branch of a tall 
tree in the distance, and continue its scolding in 
singularly clear and unmistakable language. Its 
note could be heard at an immense distance, and 
it kept up its scolding, like the barking of a dog, 
till I disappeared round the corner of the rock up 
the river. I had found that this lovely meadow, 
alder-bound as it was, was quite impracticable for 
fishing. I managed, with the greatest difficulty, 
to get along by the water's edge, which there ran 
shallow over rocks and shingle, under the rocky 
hill which I had previously so laboriously climbed 
over. The one experience was as bad as the 
other. 

I was enchanted with all that I had seen, but, as 
to fishing, I caught nothing but very small trout, 
and one big one, as I fondly believed, till he came 
into my net, when he proved to be a lovely chub ! 



28 ON THE ITHON 

I can only say he gave as much sport as a trout 
of the same size. 

It certainly has a tendency to disturb your 
equanimity when you fancy you have got hold of 
a big trout to find that you have a chub. Follow- 
ing Izaak Walton's advice when "Venator" had 
a similar grievance, I did not hang him up on a 
"Willow twig" ; I took him home, and requested my 
good landlady to give him away with my blessing. 

It is also a further disturbance to one's com- 
placency to see big chub, 3 Ibs. or 4 Ibs. weight, 
floating about a-top of the water in almost every 
inaccessible place. No wonder this river is full 
of chub, they told me that it is constantly poached 
by netting. The poachers keep the trout and 
throw back the chub ! A little legitimate netting 
by the riparian owners, reversing the foregoing 
order of things by keeping the chub and putting 
back the trout, would be a public benefit. 

Chub afford good sport, if but indifferent eating, 
and as they roam about like thieves all over the 
deep pools, one can catch them more easily than 
the lordly trout. I fancy they drive the trout out 
of such places. At all events, it is difficult to get 
at any decent-sized trout. 

Doubtless wading could be profitably done here 
and there, but I had no waders with me ; there 
are many whole meadows' length where, owing to 
depth of water, even wading could not be adopted. 
I reached home tired and footsore, but quite 
conscious that I had gained pleasant experience. 



ON THE ITHON 29 

July 8. Notwithstanding my ill-luck yesterday, 
I am as full of energy this morning as ever. I 
find it impossible to lounge about on benches in 
the sun and drink pump-house water all day as 
most of the folk seem to do here. I must be doing 
something, and surely angling is as innocent and 
pleasant a diversion as has ever been found for 
"the contemplative man's recreation." So away 
I started for another part of the river. I began 
at the Crabtree Green Bridge, and fished two or 
three meadows up under similar circumstances to 
those I have already mentioned ; the river still 
runs deep, deep down away from the meadow's 
edge, and still the everlasting alders bar the way. 
There are places here and there where you can 
get down about six feet on to an irregular ledge, 
which sometimes gives you a little gravel space. 
It was down such a place as this that I managed 
to get a nice brace of trout, and hooked and lost 
several more. Ah ! the tumbles and scratches 
and escapes I had up and down those terrible 
banks ! Sometimes getting along a sort of under- 
cliff for one hundred yards, and then coming 
suddenly on a quagmire, which plainly said : " Go 
back, or I'll swallow you." 
Returning homewards 

"As one who long in thickets and in brakes 
Entangled, winds now this way and now that," 

I had to scramble through a wood on a path over- 
grown with brambles and briars. I was bitten by 



80 ON THE ITHON 

dun flies an awful pest I was stung by nettles, 
pricked by standard tall thistles, which must be 
gone through thistles, I mean, such as the Wye 
farmer used to climb up every morning to look 
for his cattle. My hands were scratched all over 
with thorns, and I finally emerged into a field 
which had no stile and no gate, and, as far as I 
could discover, was entirely surrounded by treble 
rows of barbed wire. I did force myself over this 
accursed fence somehow, but not without scratches 
and tearings, and very bad language. 

July 9. Early to bed and early to rise is the 
rule here, so I rose early and took my walk with 
scores of others up to the Pump-room, which is 
hidden away from the town, about an eighth of a 
mile, behind a fine clump of trees. 

In the middle of the grove I have generally 
found a band playing at seven o'clock A.M. At 
the pay-gate sixpence fee was demanded by the 
manager. I demurred, as I only wanted to taste 
by taking a single glass of saline. " One glass ! " 
says he, " that will never do ; you must drink deep 
or touch not this aperient spring. From five to 
seven or eight large tumblers of hot saline will be 
the proper thing, a single glass will only upset 
you and do no good." 

You take, say, two large tumblers full of saline, 
and off you trot for a mile run round the beautiful 
lake, and then back for more tumblers till the full 
dole has been swallowed, then home to breakfast. 

Invigorated thus by a few tumblers of this 



ON THE ITHON 31 

cheerful liquid, I attacked the river again, for it 
has a curious fascination for me. I have not yet 
solved the geographical problem in its connection, 
for its winding ways round the town, and yet 
almost entirely invisible from any point, are not 
easily made clear to a stranger. I know a little 
better now. I thought I would begin this day's 
expedition by starting from Shaky Bridge and 
fish up to Alpine Bridge. Now, it appears to me 
that the Shaky Bridge may be taken as at the base 
of a pothook thus, U and Alpine Bridge is up 
one or the other of the sides. 

Two young ladies accompanied me, and when 
we reached the bridge we remembered we had 
forgotten to inquire whether we should go up- 
stream or down-stream. Judging by a rough map 
I had, I decided for ^-stream ; so we took the right 
stem of the pothook, and off we went, fishing now 
and then without any success, but mostly occupied 
in finding and fighting our way to Alpine Bridge, 
through woods impenetrable, over fences purposely 
made by the farmer as thorny and difficult as 
possible, climbing up rocky banks, and having a 
general scramble for more than two miles up- 
stream, when, to our delight, one of us descried in 
the distance a wooden bridge. Alpine Bridge at 
last, we cried, for we had struggled along in a 
blazing sun, scratched, torn, and footsore. We 
found it to be a handsome wooden structure, 
spanning the wide river, and underneath the 
bridge we looked down, as we passed over, on 



82 ON THE ITHON 

the broad backs of a score of beautiful Hereford 
cows, finding shelter from the fierce sun under the 
bridge, placidly chewing the cud, and lashing 
their sides with their tails to swish off myriads of 
flies, particularly that abominable dun fly, and the 
bree, which sticks to them like a leech and some- 
times drives them almost mad. 

We expected to be met here by a carriage to 
take us back home, but no carriage was here. 
We begged or bought some milk at a cottage, and 
then we learnt to our dismay that we had arrived, 
not at Alpine Bridge, but at the bridge of Bryn 
Domas f We had travelled two hard miles in the 
wrong direction. We ought to have gone up the 
left stem of the pothook in order to find Alpine 
Bridge. To retrace our steps by the river would 
have involved a five-mile walk, but striking across 
country over a wild common, from our point of 
the pothook at the top of the right stem, we 
struggled on "o'er moor and fen, o'er crag and 
torrent," till we reached the old mill, where our 
carriage had been waiting for us for two hours. 
It was about two miles across, over a rough 
common and through pleasant meadows, where 
we again encountered the long-beaked, long-legged, 
silver-tongued curlew, scolding us in a way which 
haunts me still. 

The Alpine Bridge is down-stream from Shaky 
Bridge, not up, though it is much farther from 
Llandrindod ; we found it to be quite new ; in 
fact, a carpenter was just putting down the last 



ON THE ITHON 33 

planks a good, substantial bridge crossing a most 
picturesque part of the river, replacing the ancient 
one. 

I was too tired to fish, but on a subsequent 
visit I fished up from the Suspension Bridge to 
this romantic dell, on a bright day, when there 
was no hope of catching a fish ; but I saw a rise 
in one of those pools below the bridge, and tried 
him with three flies successively. He would not 
look at my pretty Red Ant, nor my Cock-a-bondhu, 
but when I threw Yellow Dun his way he seized 
it greedily, and I thought I had him. A big 
trout he was (I fancy about I lb.), but he did not 
give me the pleasure of putting him in the scales. 
He broke away between two of those big boulders 
to be seen in the picture. 

It is needless to remark that it is labour thrown 
away to fish in bright sunshine when the water 
is clear and low, and there is no sign of a rise. 
This is knowledge gained by the experience of 
this and many similar days ; but what matters 
it ! We did not come here solely to catch fish. 
We came here to be merry, and to revel in the 
sweet scenes around us, and we laughed at our 
misfortunes. 

The fishermen's tracks by this river show what 
bold and determined men they are. There are 
many places where your only chance of getting 
on is to cling to the grass on the upper bank, and 
stick your toes in any crevice you can find in a 
ten-feet height of crumbling mould if anything 



84 ON THE ITHON 

* 

gives way, down you go ! I had more than one 
such a tumble, and one desperately risky piece of 
work for such an old customer as the "A. A." I 
saw footholds here and there worn in the banks 
by a succession of bold anglers, and some points 
of rock above ; the descent was at least twenty-five 
feet, quite smooth but for these footholds, and all 
but perpendicular above a bed of rocks and gravel. 
I made the attempt, rod in hand. I clung to 
the points of rock above my head till half-way 
across, when it was far more impossible to recede 
than to progress, a big block, to which I was 
clinging, to my horror, began to crumble under 
my pressure, and fell over me in great lumps. I 
felt myself going, and all but gone. My fishing 
rod had to go, and luckily I put my hand on a 
firm bit of stone. To this I clung with all my 
weight till I could get another foothold, and so I 
managed by the tips of my fingers and the tips 
of my toes to get across this horrid place and 
down to the waterside. The girls were alarmed, 
and, of course, they could not attempt to follow. 
By searching out, another long way round route 
was found for them. This is only a sketch of one 
of the many perils to which anglers on this lovely 
river are liable. 




CHAPTER VI 

THE ELAN VALLEY AND THE BIRMINGHAM 
WATERWORKS 

July II, 1898 

" With high woods the hills were crown 'd, 
With tufts the valleys, and each fountain side ; 

With borders long the rivers, that earth now seem'd like to Heaven." 

MILTON. 

AS a pleasant diversion from angling, we 
accepted the advice of everybody that it 
would be a sin to leave the Principality 
without paying a visit to this wonderful valley. 
Accordingly we started on this lovely morning for 
a fifteen-mile drive up the valley of the Wye and 
through the town of Rhayader to the Elan Valley 
Hotel, at the foot of the works ; an enchanting drive 
it was, through scenery of romantic character. I 
am not going to say unequalled elsewhere, but I 
am going to say that it is sufficiently varied and 
romantic to make one feel that one's sense of the 
beautiful is satisfied at every turn of the road. 
Here and there we get glimpses of the Wye, 



86 THE ELAN VALLEY AND 

mostly hidden by fringes of alders ; sometimes 
pretty cascades falling over and among great 
boulders. It is now very low, but one can imagine 
the grandeur of the scene when a flood comes 
tearing down from the hills. 

At Rhayader we part from the Wye and follow 
its important tributary, the Elan, up its lovely 
vale, so soon to be converted, higher up, into a 
series of enormous lakes or reservoirs for the 
supply to the good people of Birmingham of the 
purest water which these surrounding mountains 
can send down. 

The Elan Valley Hotel is very charmingly 
situated, being surrounded on two sides by pine- 
clad hills, and on other sides by the valley below, 
and the works going on above. 

Mr Williams, the proprietor of the hotel, was 
good enough to drive us up through the works, 
which extend for about six miles, and described 
to us many points of interest, which would other- 
wise have escaped our notice as strangers. 

It would be folly for me to attempt to describe 
these works ; the great interest is to see this lovely 
picturesque valley, now in its summer beauty of 
rich verdure. Already this beauty is considerably 
marred by the enormous works going on. First 
passing along a splendid new road, which will 
eventually form the boundary of the lake, which 
will rise high up the sides of the hills, we come 
upon, down below us in the valley, a town of 
wooden houses, in one long street, built for the 



THE BIRMINGHAM WATERWORKS 87 

accommodation of over two thousand workmen. 
Farther up we reach the first great dam, the 
foundations of which are now nearly complete ; 
our driver pointed out, on the other side of the 
valley, a charmingly situated mansion, now occupied 
by some of the engineers. 

This house is called Cwm Elan, and possesses 
a double claim to be mentioned ; first, because, 
according to the guide-books, it was once the 
residence of Shelley the poet, in July 1811, after 
his expulsion from Oxford, and after the breaking 
of his engagement with his cousin, Miss Harriet 
Grove. 

This is what Shelley says about this valley 

"The scenery is divine, grand rocks piled on 
each other to tremendous heights, rivers formed 
into cataracts by their projection, and valleys 
clothed with woods, present an appearance of 
enchantment." 

The grandeur of the scenery inspired the poet, 
and was a solace for the "overwhelming woe" 
which his matrimonial trials had caused him. 
Mr Dowden, in his Life of Shelley, published, 
for the first time in 1886, a poem which was 
written during the poet's residence at Cwm Elan. 
I can only afford space for a few lines 

" The moonlight was my dearer day, 
Then would I wander far away, 
And, lingering on the wild brook's shore, 
To hear its unremitting roar, 
Would lose in the ideal flow 
All sense of overwhelming woe ; 



88 THE ELAN VALLEY AND 

Or, at the noiseless noon of night, 

Would climb some heathy mountain's height, 

And listen to the mystic sound 

That stole in fitful gusts around." 

Its second claim to be honourably mentioned 
is, that pleasantly situated as it now is, it is 
inevitably doomed to be swallowed up by the all- 
devouring waters which will some day come down 
upon it, or, rather, rise up gradually and over- 
whelm it. Before reaching this point we come 
upon the church and churchyard, equally doomed. 
We looked down the chimneys of several cottages, 
and one could fancy what curious traps these 
chimneys will make for trout which may find their 
way into kitchens and parlours, and pantries down 
below, but may have a difficulty in finding their 
way up again. 

I was informed that the ancient inhabitants of 
these cottages are quite bewildered, and cannot 
understand what is going on around them. Just 
like the old dwellers in the bottom of Lake Vyrnwy, 
they will not quit the ancient dwellings in which 
they were born till the waters rise up around them. 

On the Elan river there are four dams in course 
of formation. There is another valley, Nantgwilt 
I think it is called, down which the river Clearwen 
flows into the Elan, where three more dams are 
being erected. 

Both Elan and Clearwen were formerly fine 
salmon and trout streams before these works 
began, but the two thousand workmen have now 



taken full possession of them, and both rivers are 
netted and fished in every kind of unlawful manner ; 
of course it is impossible to prevent this being 
done. 

The Birmingham Corporation probably take 
no interest in the fishing, and are powerless to 
prevent this. Seeing, however, that the men will 
inhabit this valley for many years yet to come, it 
is a pity that the corporation cannot induce them 
to adopt some close time, and other regulations, 
to prevent the absolute depletion of these streams, 
and so avoid killing the goose that lays for them 
these golden eggs. Netting should be entirely 
stopped. 

These rivers are for miles the property of this 
great corporation, and if some preservative regu- 
lations were adopted by the men themselves, such 
as I have indicated, they would soon have fish in 
plenty, both for fly and bottom fishing. As it is at 
present they get scarcely any fish at all. 

Certainly the Elan Valley Hotel is a place at 
which a few days may be spent with perfect enjoy- 
ment, if only to watch the marvellous engineering 
work now going on in the midst of these picturesque 
mountains and valleys. 

July 12. A dull morning, threatening rain, but 
none came. I attacked another part of the river, 
starting from Llanbadarn-Fawr Bridge intending 
to fish down about two miles to Crabtree Green 
Bridge ; but I did not get so far. I laboured amidst 
the usual difficulties of water deep down, ten feet 



40 THE ELAN VALLEY AND 

or twenty feet below the meadows. There is, for a 
wonder, in a meadow joining the bridge, a con- 
siderable open space, and I should think, in proper 
season, some splendid chances ; but I found the 
river quite low and clear as gin no fly and no rise. 
The flies come up in batches at certain times, and 
then there comes a rise ; but I rarely can hit the 
right time. Early in the morning and up to eleven 
o'clock is, I think, the best time ; after then it is all 
chance work. I caught a few small things and a 
brace of good fighting chub, and that was all. I 
spent three hours on the water, and then I had a 
three-mile walk home. I tried new short cuts, and 
found them very long ones. I got into a pathless 
wood, with the usual briars and thorns. There I 
saw flitting about from tree to tree, on soft, noise- 
less wings, a pair of tawny owls. They reminded 
me of boyish days in the woods, for I am sure I 
have not seen a brown owl for sixty years. The 
horned owl is, I am told, sometimes seen here- 
abouts. 

Ah me ! The troubles, the labours, the real 
hard scrambling I have gone through this day, and 
all to catch a brace of chub ! It took me two 
weary hours to get over those three miles tired 
and footsore, muddy and limping ; the wise people 
seemed to smile at the angling maniac as I 
shuffled along through the streets. I won't go 
a-fishing to-morrow ; I will lounge about on the 
common, and loll on seats, and do nothing all day, 
like other people. 



THE BIRMINGHAM WATERWORKS 41 

I tried a variety of flies, but as none of them did 
much execution I cannot speak of their special kill- 
ing qualities. Many of them adorn the alders fring- 
ing this terrible river. The Yellow Dun is evidently 
the fly now on the water, and a very prettily made 
Red Ant, by Miss Ellis, of Exmouth, certainly 
attracted many rises too short to get hold. I 
may say that I lost a large number of fair trout 
through this way they have of coming short. This 
was the fly that caught my blooming chub ! 

Thursday, July 14. I fished for an hour or two 
in the Rock House Hotel water at a cost of half-a- 
crown, and caught two chub ! I had previously 
paid IDS. 6d. for six days. 

The rector of the parish has the right over two 
miles of the most charming bit of the river, and 
to fish there his charge is only a shilling a day. 
Surely two miles are as good as seven for one day's 
fishing. There are also miles of this curiously 
winding river close at hand, as it were, where the 
fishing is quite free. 

For anglers having no other ties, of course the 
Rock House Hotel is the place to go to. I am 
told by friends who have stayed there that it is 
most comfortable in every respect, and the charges 
are moderate. It is well situated for those who 
want to take the benefit of the waters in a double 
sense for those who fish, the river is close at 
hand ; for those who drink, the Park Pump-room 
is near by, where you can drink quarts of saline, or 
sulphur, or chalybeate, for a few pence a day. 



42 THE ELAN VALLEY AND 

The lake is a lovely sheet of water, picturesquely 
situated above the Pump House Hotel It lies at 
the foot of a wood-clad hill, under which it stretches 
away nearly as far as the Old Church. It has a 
circumference of about a mile. The side adjoining 
the common is the fashionable and favourite pro- 
menade of those who drink the waters. There are 
a dozen swans on the water, and it is interesting to 
watch them on a bright summer evening, like 

" The swan on still St Mary's Lake 
Float double, swan and shadow,' 1 

their portraits reversed in the water as clearly 
photographed, and developed as sharply as their 
individual shapes above it. There are also to be 
seen on this lake a number of coots, moorhens, and 
other water birds. The coots are comparatively 
tame. 

It is curious to watch a pair of them floating 
about with three newly-hatched young ones, the 
old ones alternately turning somersaults into the 
water, and the chicks keeping a keen look-out for 
their reappearance ; sometimes the dive is a blank, 
and sometimes the swiftest swimmer gets a choice 
bit. The lake is abundantly stocked with perch, 
and young Waltonians (born to be great anglers) 
find abundant amusement, and sometimes make 
wonderful catches angling from the shore or from 
boats. 

Judging by the present list of visitors, three- 
fourths of them appear to be Welsh, and it shows 



THE BIRMINGHAM WATERWORKS 43 

what faith they have in the curative quality of the 
waters of Llandrindod Wells and the bracing purity 
of their native atmosphere. One hears Welsh 
spoken everywhere, and coming from the lips of 
charming young ladies and pretty children it cer- 
tainly has a most musical and agreeable sound for 
unaccustomed ears. 




CHAPTER VII 
GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 

October 1898 

THE persistent fine weather, at which it is 
about time to begin to grumble, has not, 
I fancy, been good for grayling fishing 
anywhere. It was during the sham war on 
Salisbury Plains that my good friend M. invited 
me to spend a day or two at Amesbury, first to 
witness the "grand review and march past," on 
Boscombe Down, Beacon Hill, on September 8, 
1898, and then for some fishing on "The Avon." 
We reached Porton, our nearest station, on the 
day of the great fight between the northern and 
southern armies, called "the Red" and "the Blue." 
We found the station a perfect impact ; vehicles 
were there of every imaginable description, and a 
traction engine drawn diagonally across the road. 
The space in front of the station was full of hogs- 
heads of beer, and these were being loaded on 
vans to which the engine was attached. If the 
ladder up which the casks were being rolled had 



GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 45 

been lifted for two minutes we could all have got 
by easily, but the officer in charge said the British 
Army wanted its beer after the battle, and we 
must wait till all the casks were up an hour's 
work at least. He kept us patiently waiting for 
half-an-hour, and then a glimmering of sense shot 
through his dull brain, and he did what he might 
just as well have done at first. 

It certainly is not my intention to describe a 
battle I did not see ; all I can tell about it from 
personal observation is that as we drove across 
the down homeward we met many stragglers, foot- 
sore, weary, and sad-looking, covered with the 
white, chalky dust. Hungry and thirsty, they 
limped along under the hot sun, endeavouring to 
find their different encampments, spread over the 
plains and far apart, and doubtless anathematizing 
the commissariat for leaving them in such a sad 
plight. How eagerly those of them who were 
blessed with a few coppers bought the fruit that 
road vendors had to sell to them, and it was 
pleasant to see these rich British warriors dis- 
tribute their purchases among those who had not 
the wherewithal to buy for themselves. 

When we reached Amesbury we were glad of a 
wash and brush-up, and we welcomed the pleasant 
dinner that awaited us. 

That night the constant rumble in the street 
beneath my bedroom kept me wide awake ; the 
heavy roll of traction engines, gun-carriages, and 
munitions of war, the shouts of men and the tramp 



46 GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 

of cavalry on the hard road, banished sleep, and 
made night hideous for one who desired nothing 
so much as a little peaceful rest. Following these 
warriors and their equipments, as night was slowly 
banished by the rising sun, came a long, never- 
ending procession of country carts, broad-wheeled 
farm wagons, market carts, donkey carts, and all 
sorts of traps filled with men, women, and children, 
which must have emptied every village and hamlet 
for miles and miles away, and most of these 
vehicles, in their turn, blocked the way by stopping 
at the pub. next door to us, which seemed to have 
had a special licence to supply thirsty travellers 
all through the night. These were all on their 
way to Boscombe Down. They started early to 
secure good places to see the grand review and the 
march past, which was to be at eleven o'clock. 

Mine host had fortunately secured a one-horse 
chaise long before the eventful day, so we were 
safe. A young gentleman and his wife, who had 
come all the way from Southampton, were not so 
lucky. We had pity on them ; we found room 
for them in our wagonette, and they proved very 
pleasant companions. We crawled along in the 
long procession up the narrow lane which leads to 
Beacon Hill till we reached the open down, and 
then we hurried along over the soft turf to secure 
a place as near the flagstaff as possible. Our 
young friends enjoyed, we all enjoyed, the bountiful 
repast provided by my thoughtful host. We saw 
the march past, which has already been described 



GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 47 

in every paper a fine spectacle it was. As to the 
splendid gallop of the Guards, I shall only make 
one remark, and that not my own. A jolly, happy 
fanner, standing up with all his family in his 
wagon behind us, shouted as they shot past 

" Hurrah ! That's the style. I bet them chaps 
would like to shift a booze after that ! " 

To "shift a booze" somewhat tickled us, for 
none of us had ever heard it before, although it 
may be a common expression in Dorsetshire or 
Wiltshire. 

We reached home about three o'clock, and as I 
engaged the same conveyance to take me to Salis- 
bury next morning at nine o'clock, my only chance 
for a bit of fishing was this evening. I went to 
the river and landed a brace of nice grayling, and 
so home to bed but not, alas ! to sleep. No 
sooner there than I was seized with such a grip 
as I had never experienced before. What was the 
matter ? 

Was it the veal and ham pie ; or the truffles 
with which it was garnished ? Or was it the cham- 
pagne ? Or was it the scorching sun under which 
I had moderately partaken of these luxuries ? Or 
was it wading above my knees in indiarubber 
boots to catch that brace of grayling ? It matters 
not the cause, the effect was sudden and terrible. 
I rushed out of my room, and in the dark knocked 
at every door I could find to beg for a little 
brandy. At last a Good Samaritan arose, put on 
his clothes and came to my relief with a dose of 



48 GRAYLING FISHING UNDER DIFFICULTIES 

chloridine. My heartiest thanks are due to that 
good friend. Several doses during the night at 
last threw me into a sleep, from which I did not 
awake till twelve next day. My carriage had long 
since disappeared. I was due in London at one, 
and now there was no train from Salisbury till 
five o'clock, and no conveyance of any kind to 
carry me to Salisbury ! In the nick of time, when 
I had despaired of getting off that day, our good 
friends of yesterday, hearing somehow of my 
trouble, drove up and found me a place in a trap, 
and we caught the train for London. 

I am afraid I have dwelt too much on my 
personal disasters. Notwithstanding these, I am 
not the less grateful to my good friend for afford- 
ing me the opportunity, recluse as I am usually, 
of seeing so much of life in so short a space of 
time. From subsequent experience among the 
deceitful grayling, I now regard my evening's catch 
of one brace as a marvel of success. 



GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN. 

Three weeks later I ventured to run down to 
the Itchen for a few days. When I have been 
trout fishing there, a constant cause of complaint 
has been that the river swarmed with grayling, 
and grayling only could we catch when we wanted 
only trout. Now I find the river low, as I might 
have expected after the long drought, the deep 
holes stagnant and apparently lifeless, cut and 



GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 49 

rotting weeds floating about everywhere, and you 
may pursue the river for a mile with never a sign 
that life existed below the surface. 

It was in these hopeless circumstances that I 
reached my old quarters on Saturday, the ist 
instant. There I found my good friend the Pro- 
fessor, who had already been there three days. 
He was delighted to see me, for he sadly wanted 
a companion in misfortune on whom he could 
expend his eloquence, and pour out the vials of 
his wrath against the elements which had con- 
spired to prevent the possibility of his catching 
any grayling. "The river," he said, "my dear 
sir, wants oxidizing, it wants ozonizing, it wants 
stirring up into life ; it is dead, and the fish in it 
are already half-poisoned, languid, lifeless. Catch 
a big grayling now and you will find him not as 
he ought to be, plump and vigorous you will 
find him limpid and sickly. There will be no 
fishing till we have had several days and nights 
of downpour of rain, so we may both of us as 
well pack up and go home, and come again after 
the rain." This was not encouraging, but it was 
prophetic. 

As we were sitting that Saturday night, playing 
our last game of chess, between eleven and twelve, 
we heard a quiet lifting of the latch of the hall door, 
which, fortunately, was well barred. " Burglars," 
cried the Professor ; " where's the poker ? " Then 
came a gentle tapping at our window. We knew 
a burglar wouldn't do that, so we opened the door, 



50 GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 

and in marched a young soldier. Full six feet he 
stood in his regimentals. I looked at him. " Why, 
Victor," said I, "can it be you? You, the little 
boy who, three years ago, used to carry my fishing- 
basket ! " " Yes, sir," says he, " I am the same 
Victor, only a little longer." Then he told us that 
he had just come up from the training-ship at 
Portsmouth to say good-bye to his parents before 
going aboard the Majestic as a marine for a two 
years' trip about the world. He had leave only till 
the next day Sunday evening. The good people 
in the house had all gone to bed long ago. Of 
course he knew his way about the old home well 
enough, and soon found a berth. 

The next evening, before leaving, I saw him in 
the gloaming walking alone round the garden, 
now and then standing at a corner, looking over 
the pleasant fields, the farmhouse, the farm build- 
ings, and the cottage over the way, and he re- 
minded me of the old song, the soldier standing on 
the hill and taking 

"A last fond look 

Of the valley and the village church 
And the cottage by the brook." 

I called him in, and he came with a tear in his 
eye, for it was hard to part with the dear old home 
and all the pleasant associations of his childhood, 
his boyhood, and his early youth. He was well 
aware that in these perilous times and chances of 
war, and on board such a ship as the Majestic, he 



GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 51 

may possibly never see the place again ; if a war 
breaks out the Majestic is pretty sure to be in the 
midst of it. 

He was just now leaving the training-ship, where 
he had already obtained his corporal's stripe. I 
understand that he gave this up, and was going 
aboard the Majestic as an ordinary marine. He 
said he liked the life all but the living but one 
gets used to it. At first he could not manage to 
make a meal of three inches of fat, and sometimes 
rancid, meat and sea-biscuits but one has to live. 
He is only seventeen now, so he may yet add some 
inches to his six feet a fine, handsome fellow, 
with the ruddy bloom of youth on his cheeks a 
good honest countenance. He is only a boy his 
poor mother says he is only a child, and she is 
broken-hearted at parting with him, but comforts 
herself with the reflection that he will only be 
thirty-seven when he will be free to quit the service 
and come home and be happy ever afterwards. 

I had many a pleasant day with him at the 
waterside, and that is my excuse for so long a 
deviation from the subject of grayling fishing. 

I had looked forward to this grayling season 
with pleasurable anticipations, which I confess 
have not been realized. I was there, and I decided 
to stay, always hoping that a change from hot sun 
and persistent cold easterly winds to something 
more genial would happen next day. I caught 
only one grayling of \\ Ib. and a few smaller ones. 
Red Tag, even Dr Brunton's Badger hackle, had 



52 GRAYLING FISHING ON THE ITCHEN 

no attraction for them. A solitary rise once in an 
hour is not good enough to wait for with an 
easterly wind at your back and glaring sun in your 
face. 

I changed my flies four times over one rising 
fish, which I hoped was a grayling, but I feared 
was a trout, from his position close under the 
opposite bank. At last I put on a light blue 
Silver Twist. He came at it at once, and I had 
him. He leaped a yard out of the water, and 
fought with more spirit than I had hoped for. He 
came into the net a good ij Ib. trout ; the envious 
Professor said he was only ij Ib. 

It was October 8, 1 was reminded by the Professor. 
So, after all the skill, time, and patience I had 
bestowed on that lovely trout, I had to put him 
back into the river. A few hours afterwards I 
saw him again at the same old spot, rising as 
freely as if he had never had the toothache. We 
had no scales, so he could not be weighed before I 
gave him his grateful plunge. The Professor and 
I are still at loggerheads about his weight. 

The Professor suggested that whenever by any 
unusual chance we saw a rise, we should toss up 
to decide which of us should have a go at him, 
but nothing came of it. 

I now put by my fishing implements with but 
little hope of taking them up again for at least 
six months and so, happy anglers, I bid you 
farewell ! 




CHAPTER VIII 

SPRING RAMBLES 

May 1899 

MY days for fly fishing are few and far between, 
and when they come round they are 
generally the worst days in the month. 
Trout fishing on the Teme begins in March, so I 
thought that by the end of April I might have a 
chance. Having the privilege of fishing some 
preserved water, I ran down there. I fished the 
whole length, about two miles. I never saw a fly 
on the water or a single rise. What can one do 
with floating flies in such a case ? I met the 
keeper he was fishing he said he had fished that 
stretch of water, man and boy, for fifty years, 
and he had never known such a season as this. 
He had fished that morning for two hours, and, 
like me, had caught nothing. He was fishing 
wet fly, and he knew how to do it. I was 
immensely consoled, for I had seriously begun to 
consider whether it was my fault or the fault of the 



54 SPRING RAMBLES 

fishes, that I didn't catch them. The wind was 
blowing cold from the north ; keeper said east was 
the wind for him he could always kill fish in an 
east wind. 

I gave it up. I had only another day, and that 
I devoted to long walks across green fields, through 
rugged lanes with high banks sparkling with 
primroses. I strolled through the park, lovely and 
picturesque as could be found even in this pictur- 
esque country of ours in the springtime of the year, 
when all nature is alive with the singing of birds 
and the springing up of buds and flowers. The 
park lies on a hill, here and there clad with clumps 
of pine and firs, and dotted with small enclosures 
for game, and bosky dells inlaid with ferns just 
throwing out their curly fronds above the brown 
dead leaves of other days. There were small 
herds of fallow deer scattered in different parts, 
and browsing in the open glades. Climbing over 
the top of the hill, under a spreading oak and 
hard by a clump of firs, I came upon a singular 
sight. Many of my readers, I am sure, have never 
seen a dead donkey for it is well-known tradition 
that they never die within the range of mortal ken. 
I have never seen one, but here in the midst of the 
forest I came upon what seemed to me to be a still 
more singular sight, for there, under the oak, lay 
the dead body of " a poor sequestered stag." It 
must have lain there for some days, for the green 
grass was springing up around the carcase. How 
came he to lie there ? How was it that keepers and 



SPRING RAMBLES 55 

keepers' dogs had not long since found him out ? 
Was he a victim "that from the poacher's hand 
had ta'en a hurt," and then, lost by him, had 
found a last refuge on this distant hill? Had 
he died from some poisonous weed or wicked 
reptile ? He was not a poor starved thing, exiled 
intentionally from the herd : he was fat and well 
liking. I am sure it is a case where an apt quota- 
tion from As You Like It may be admissible. 
Shakespeare's deer, it will be remembered, had 
come to languish "under an oak, whose antique 
root peeps out upon the brook that brawls along 
this wood." Mine had fallen on the hill-top, far 
away from any brook ; but then you may be sure 
that there, as the melancholy Jacques bemoaned, 
he 

" . . . . heaved forth such groans 
That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat 
Almost to bursting, and the big round tears 
Coursed one another down his innocent nose 
In piteous chase. 

". . . . then being there alone, 
Left and abandon "d of his velvet friends : 

' 'Tis right," quoth he : ' thus misery doth part 
The flux of company." Anon a careless herd, 
Full of the pasture, jumps along by him 
And never stays to greet him. ' Ay,' quoth Jacques, 

' Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens ; 
'Tis just the fashion : wherefore do you look 
Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there ? ' " 

I left the poor stricken deer as I found him. Dead 
he was, but how he came by his death is a mystery 
I had no time to inquire into. 



56 SPRING RAMBLES 

I found my way down the pathless hill, disturb- 
ing thousands of rabbits, through a wood, and 
across green fields into the turnpike road. The 
only thing I noted was what seemed to me a 
curious fact, that rooks, those singular birds, 
should have established a rookery at a corner 
where four roads meet, in the elms overhanging 
the turnpike road. Why could they not go away 
into the woods, far from the haunts of men ? No, 
here they were, here they had been for many 
years, with their nests just over the heads of every 
passer-by who chose to pot them or their young 
ones sitting outside the nests the truth is they are 
sociable birds, they love the haunts of men, in 
spite of the instinct, the knowledge they possess, 
that man is their worst enemy, and will shoot them 
whenever they come within reach of his gun. It 
is not as if they were ignorant they know exactly 
whether it is a gun or walking-stick you point at 
them. A quarter of a century ago a number of 
pairs of rooks established themselves in some elms 
above a new house then being built in the village 
of Hampstead ; they were, of course, the cause of 
its being called Rookivood, and there in those trees 
they have nested and reared their young in un- 
disturbed happiness till the beginning of this year. 
Then it was that a large board was put up on the 
garden wall announcing the fact that the place 
their place was to be sold or let. 

At this board they took great offence ; they 
immediately gave notice that they would quit their 



SPRING RAMBLES 57 

ancestral trees. They began at once to pull down 
their old nests, cleared them right away, and now 
they have disappeared entirely.* 

Last week my bad luck as to weather pursued 
me down to Hampshire. Hitherto, to my old haunt 
on the Itchen, I came, full of hope, for some Whit- 
suntide trout fishing. I have had a bad beginning. 
On Friday afternoon the wind and rain were dead 
against me, and there was nothing doing to en- 
courage a dry-fly man to hope for the most modest 
success ; not a rise could be seen, and yet there was 
apparently an abundance of flies, driven hither and 
thither by the ceaseless wind. The swallows were 
outrageously greedy. Over and over again would 
they pick up my fly from the water, and drop it like 
a nasty thing. I had armed myself, to begin with, 
with the fly so highly spoken of by Sir E. Grey, and 
which may be called Sir E. Grey's Black Spider.\ 
With it I soon captured a brace of grayling, which I 
did not want. Thinking it was perhaps more attrac- 
tive to grayling (which abound), I rashly changed it 
for a nice Yellow Dun. I played at floating fly in a 
" chuck-and-chance-it " sort of way for what else 
can a dry-fly man do when there is nothing visible 

* Last spring (that is a year afterwards) they came back to survey 
their old home ; they did not build, but I have observed that ever 
since then they come there every evening to roost probably next 
year they will build again, they could not find a safer or more 
charming abode. 

t Sir E. Grey only recommends the Black Spider for a warm, 
quiet evening, when the trout are rising, but refuse the ordinary 
Dun. 



58 SPRING EAMBLKS 

over which to display his skill ? but nothing came 
of it till I came down to the pub., that is to say, a 
fine ash tree, now beginning to show its curling 
leaves (away behind the oak, which is in full leaf). 
Below this tree, lying just a-top of the water with a 
bunch of weeds hanging on to it, a wicked barbed 
wire crosses the stream, and there close up to this 
wicked wire a big trout was rising, I might almost 
say rubbing his nose against it. 

It was a long cast, right in the teeth of the wind ; 
and with the fear of catching hold of that accursed 
wire, or being entangled in the weeds, always be- 
fore me, I made many a cast before I could put my 
fly over him. He saw my lovely Yellow Dun, he 
came at it, and he was nicely hooked. He did not 
like it at all. His first move was to spring out of 
the water half-a-yard or so, and then into the weeds 
below, and there I left him with my pretty Dun 
sticking in his gills. That was the only Dun I had 
of that exact pattern. " To-morrow," I said, " I 
mean to have that Dun again, and you too, my 
friend." And so I went home, for it rained and 
blew, and there was nothing else to do. 

Next day being Saturday, my good landlady 
for she is good to me, looking after me like a 
mother, though she is thirty years younger than I 
am asked me what I would like for dinner, not 
only for that day, but being Whitsuntide she had 
to provide for Sunday and Monday as well. I 

could only say, " My dear Mrs B , you know 

exactly what I like, better than I know myself ; I 




o. by Piscator Major. 

WAITING FOR A RISE. p. 58. 



SPRING RAMBLES 59 

leave it entirely to you." That is the way we always 
settle that important question when I am here alone. 
Of course, when the Professor is here, things are 
quite different, then he rules the roast. 

And so, in spite of wind and despite of weather, 
I and my little Sancho sallied forth again for further 
adventures. It was a day ; if Friday was bad, 
Saturday was far, far worse. Sancho valiantly 
carried my impedimenta. The rain it rained, and 
the wind it blew, and now and then the sun shone 
out for a few minutes, and I cast my insect on the 
troubled waters ; as well may I have cast it on the 
turnpike road. 

I came at length to the barbed wire, and there 
was my friend as lively as ever, so I sent my 
barbed betrayer to look after that Dun in that 
trout's mouth, and, forgetful of the little game he 
had played yesterday, he tried it on again to-day. 
I hooked him, he adopted his old manoeuvre my 
line and fly came away without the trout, and he is 
still free to wriggle up against that barbed wire. 
But Whit Monday is coming, and I don't want to 
go home without that trout and the fly that is 
in him. 

We were glad to get out of the rain and into the 
mansion sacred to fishermen. There we ate our 
luncheon, and watched the dappled cows across 
the water. My young philosopher told me all 
about them. He gave me their names and fighting 
qualities. " See that cow there, down by the water ? 
she's called Draper. She's the leader of the lot 



00 SPRING RAMBLES 

if any other cow goes into her stall she'd kill her. 
She fought her way to the top, and now they all 
respect her as the head cow ; and so it is with the 
second, and third, and fourth down to the last, 
every one has had to fight for the position she 
holds. See that red cow yonder? she is No. four. 
She broke both her horns off fighting for that place. 
Of course, she can't fight any more now, but she 
keeps the place she won in fair fight." 

Now, that was a lesson for me, for I had no 
notion before that cows were so punctilious and 
jealous of the position they had fought for. There 
are a score or more of them, and each one of them 
knows her own stall, and keeps it till she has pro- 
moted herself by her valour. As a rule there is 
perfect harmony amongst them when once the 
question of precedency is settled. 

Now let us home to dinner. It is a pleasant 
thing to be hungry, and at the same time to know 
that a good dinner awaits you. I knew that much, 
but I had not the remotest idea of what that dinner 
would consist and it was a dinner. Why, O Pro- 
fessor; why, O Piscator Major, were you not there 
to partake of it ? It was too good to be eaten 
alone ! It was a feast for a round tableful of jolly 
anglers. It was a feast such as I had not tasted, or 
perhaps even heard of, for sixty years. What was 
it ? It was four-and-twenty black birds baked in a 
pie I I do not vouch, however, for the exact number 
The last time I tasted a pie like this, and the flavour 
of it remains with me to this day, was when, as a 



SPRING RAMBLES 61 

boy, I shot the birds myself (Anno Domini 1840), 
and never have I tasted rook pie since. I had come 
to regard the shooting of young rooks as a merci- 
less cruelty, but now surely the end justifies the 
means ! Let no angler in future compound for his 
sins who hooks the trout by condemning man or 
boy who shoots the rook. 

Sunday a dies non for all anglers who have 
conscientious scruples, or who respect the con- 
ventionalities a lovely morning, soft and balmy, 
no wind, only a gentle S.W. breeze, an ideal day 
for fishing ; trout rising freely all down the river 
as far as I could see. May Whit Monday be as 
gracious ; but the evening is wet and ominous. 

Whit Monday was really a splendid day for 
holiday - makers in these parts, and I fancy for 
anglers in some places. Between ten and eleven- 
thirty there was a fair rise of small fish, after that 
I saw scarcely any up to four o'clock, when I 
left off. 

Of course I looked after my trout at the barbed 
wire there he was as lively as ever. I changed 
my fly twice, and covered him fifty times, till at 
last he came at me with a dash, seized the fly, was 
hooked, and he made such a fluster in and about 
that bed of weeds for he is a big one that his lip 
gave way, and he returned my fly safe and sound. 
He has taken up more than half-an-hour of my 
precious time, and I am loath to leave him. 

I hope when the May Fly is up I may have 
another tussle with him. Three times have I had 



62 SPRING RAMBLES 

that trout within my grip, as it were, and thrice has 
he eluded me. Surely it will be my turn next. 

Tuesday morning, before leaving for London, I 
walked down to the barbed wire (without my rod) 
on the opposite side of the river. There I could 
see him plainly, gay and frisky as ever. I think 
I shall find him there when I come again, for, 
happily, he has chosen a spot not easily accessible 
to even an expert angler from this side. 

My success has been of a negative kind, for I 
lost several big trout and caught only one brace, 
and two brace of grayling two of them big 
fellows, but certainly under ^ Ibs. each. They gave 
me a little sport, and I gave them their freedom. 
I am not disappointed, because I did not expect to 
do much. On the contrary, I have found " books 
in the running brook, and good in everything." 




Photo, by 



ON THE ITCHEN. p. 62. 



P!scator UTafar. 




CHAPTER IX 

OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 
August 1899 

CORNWALL has many attractions, but it 
cannot be said that any one solely on 
angling bent would be likely to choose 
the Duchy of Cornwall in preference to the 
Principality of Wales, or Scotland, or Ireland, or 
many a spot in the kingdom pf Great Britain ; but 
I was not exclusively on angling bent. I only 
hoped to pick up a little here and there by the 
way, and so it was that we decided to find our 
way to the end of England and gradually work 
back from the farthermost west to the great 
metropolis in the east. 

On Thursday, July 20, memorable for its suffo- 
cating heat, we started for a nine hours' journey by 
Great Western Railway. 

One of the attractions of going westward is that 
you can place some reliance as to time on the 
promises of the Great Western Railway. We kept 



64 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

time at every station, and reached our destination 
at the appointed minute. 

On crossing the Tamar at Saltash we left the 
kingdom of England and entered the Duchy of 
Cornwall. I am told that the Cornish people 
regard the peninsula, or island of Cornwall, as 
a country quite independent of such a foreign 
country as England, and that England is far more 
dependent on Cornwall for its general wealth and 
prosperity than Cornwall is on England. Cornwall 
can do very well without England, but England 
without Cornwall must soon come to grief. 

What an interesting country it is that one gets 
peeps of from the Tamar to Penzance ! We fancy 
ourselves ^to be riding along the backbone of the 
peninsula, for rising slowly up the steep inclines 
and swiftly down the declines, we are surprised 
now and then to come upon a, broad river like the 
Fowey at Lostwithiel, when we thought we were 
high up on the hills above. From Saltash to 
Truro the scenery is surely as enchanting as any 
to be found in Great Britain ; the hills are covered 
with green foliage, the vales and dales always 
changing, and the train skipping along viaducts 
suspended high in the air from one point to 
another. The railway passes high above, and 
looks down upon the city and cathedral of Truro, 
and thenceforward the scenery changes to open 
and bleak moorland, dotted here and there with 
the tall chimneys and accumulated piles of slag 
from the numerous mines now silent and smokeless. 



OUR HQLIDA Y IN CORNWALL 65 

looking for the most part like relics and ruins of 
a past age. The country between Lostwithiel and 
St Austell seems to be devoted to another industry, 
that of white clay, and it appears to be flourishing. 
We reached Marazion * in the gloaming, and there 
we caught a glimpse of St Michael's Mount stand- 
ing out in solitary grandeur, a single light burning 
on the summit, and so, wearied and hungry, we 
soon reached our head-quarters at Penzance. 

Friday and Saturday, 2ist and 22nd, we devoted 
to taking our bearings ; the heat was sultry here, 
as it was everywhere in those days. The lovely 
Morrab Garden, with its numerous tropical plants, 
smelt and felt like a furnace of suffocating delights, 
but what a charming place it is in moderate spring, 
autumn, or winter weather. 

One of our drives took us through the little 
village of Gulval, with its fine church ("the 
prettiest in West Cornwall"), and churchyard 
filled with flowering plants of great variety a 
veritable garden in which it must be pleasant to 
lay one's mortal remains when the troubles and 
sorrows of life are over. Hereabouts is land 
which gives the farmer three crops a year and the 
landlord ^10 an acre. 

On Tuesday (25th) we visited St Michael's 
Mount, a mysterious, weird-looking rock, which, 
as everybody knows, stands out from the main- 
land at Marazion about a quarter of a mile. 

* In pronouncing Marazion you must emphasize the penulti- 
mate zi, 

B 



6 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

Sixteen hours out of twenty-four it is completely 
surrounded by the sea ; during the remaining 
eight hours there is a dry causeway by which the 
island can be reached afoot. 

The interior is interesting from its antiquarian 
associations ; it was once a religious priory, a 
State prison, and a fortress. Now it is the private 
residence of Lord St Levan, who permits the 
public to visit it at times during the absence of his 
family. We went through the apartments, formerly 
occupied by "monks, nuns, and intriguers," in 
one of which, now a chapel, we were shown, under 
an unsuspecting seat, recently discovered, the 
entrance to an awful dungeon, in which the 
skeleton of a man, supposed to be that of Sir 
John Arundel, was found. Down into this fearful 
hole, of course, I went. It is a stone box, probably 
ten feet square, and when the door or lid is closed 
there is absolutely no opening of any kind for 
ventilation a nice place to spend a lifetime in ! 
I then screwed myself round a narrow, winding 
staircase up to the top of the tower, two hundred 
and fifty feet above the sea. No man over fourteen 
stone need attempt it, unless his weight consists of 
length not breadth he couldn't do it ! On the 
leads of the square tower, of course, there is to be 
had a grand view of surrounding sea and country. 
The causeway did not serve us we had to row 
from England to St Michael's, and we returned to 
England by the same means. 

The island is quite independent and self- 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL C7 

contained. It has about eighty inhabitants, who 
live, die, and are buried there. 

Land's End is about twelve miles from Penzance. 
The means of getting there are by sea or by four- 
horse Jersey car (that is, what is called char-a-banc 
in other places). As we did not want to be tied 
to time anywhere we took a carriage, which for 
three was not more costly ; and so we started on 
a bright, breezy, sunshiny morning. 

Our road was delightful, in many places running 
through long avenues of gratefully shady trees, 
though the up-and-down hills were trying for the 
horse. We found our way through an ancient 
village called St Buryan. In the churchyard is 
an old and perfect Cornish cross ; there is also 
one near the village inn, and a tombstone to 
which your attention is specially requested by the 
attendant, on account of the curious and suggestive 
poem thereon, which I copied, although it is found 
in the guide-books. 

" Our life is but a winter's * day, 
Some only breakfast and away, 
Others to dinner stay and are full fed, 
The oldest only sups and goes to bed. 
Largest is his debt who lingers out the day, 
Who goes the soonest has the least to pay." 

On reaching Treryn Point we traversed some 
fields, and, by the aid of a guide, scrambled over 
rocks till we came in full view of the Logan Stone 
an immense block weighing nearly one hundred 

* The guide-book says summer's. 



88 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

tons intermingled with groups of other rocks as 
large, and of all manner of shapes and forms. The 
peculiarity of this stone is that by a mere touch 
of the hand it can be made to rock. We climbed 
over the great granite blocks up to this stone. 
Our guide satisfied us on the point of its shakiness 
by giving it the needful push. Once, about seventy- 
five years ago, an adventurous sailor, for a wager, 
applying unusual might, actually did topple it 
over, and it fell some feet, when it was caught by 
other rocks. The adventurer had to pay for his 
rashness by being compelled to replace it at an 
enormous cost. 

On we go to the End of this Land of England, 
till we come to the Land's End Hotel the very 
last place or the very first place where anything to 
eat and drink is obtainable. 

Our interesting guide always, from habit, ad- 
dressed us, " Now, ladies and gen'leman, let me 
point out." 

We had already passed Pothcurno Cove, where 
the Eastern Telegraph wire comes to land, and a 
little further northward is the Atlantic Cable 
Station, bringing messages from all parts of this 
habitable globe. 

" Now, ladies and gen'leman, away out yonder, 
ten miles at sea, you will observe the Wolfrock 
Lighthouse, and, looking straight ahead, you will 
see in dim outline, for it is rather hazy, the Scilly 
Islands, about twenty-five miles away ; sometimes 
the cliffs are clearly visible." 




FIRST AND LAST KKKRKSHMKNT HOUSK IN KNGI.AND. /. 68. 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 69 

Between this point of England and those cliffs 
lies buried in the depths of the Atlantic the fabled 
" Land of Lyonesse." 

" That wide space of ocean was once solid land, 
a rich and fertile country, dotted with no less than 
one hundred and forty parish churches, the lost 
' Land of Lyonesse ' ; and these countless isles of 
Scilly . . . are the peaks and high grounds of that 
vanished country, which stood up above the inrush 
of sea waves that drowned the lower lands fathoms 
deep beneath the ocean. 

" Is there any truth in this old story ? Was 
there ever such a land stretching westwards from 
these cliffs?" 

Mr Arthur H. Norway in his very interesting 
work, Highways and Byways in Devon and Corn- 
wall^ from whose work the above is quoted, seems 
to think there is some truth in the fabled existence 
of this wonderful land. He says 

" For my part, I claim that tradition is rarely 
altogether wrong. What she tells us contains a 
kernel of truth, however twisted or concealed by 
careless repetition, and it would in my judgment 
be far stranger if this definite and precise story 
had grown up with no other foundation than if it 
were in truth an actual recollection of that great 
tragedy which can have had no parallel in the his- 
tory of this country, and few in that of any other." 

It was with a feeling of regret that we were 
compelled to forego the pleasure of a trip to these 
most interesting islands. 



70 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

After pointing out to us what our guide described 
as " almost the only cape on all the coasts of Great 
Britain, viz. Cape Cornwall (for all other such 
places are called ' points ' or headlands)," and " The 
Sisters," a dangerous clump of rocks, perhaps a 
mile out from the Cape, with an underwater reef 
whose jagged teeth sometimes peep above the 
surface of the water between the two, dooming to 
certain death and destruction any ship venturing, 
through ignorance or stress of weather, to attempt 
what looks like a short cut between these two 
heads, he drew us down the north side of the cliff 
over most slippery and dangerous rocks to get 
a glimpse of the Zawn-Pyg Cave. " Now," cried 
our guide, " ladies and gen'leman, if you will lean 
over on that square block of granite with your 
head well forward, and suspended over the awful 
gulf below, and twisting your neck and head round 
to the right, you will see light through the large 
cavern on your right. That cavern, ladies and 
gen'leman, connects St George's Channel on the 
north with the English Channel on the south." 
So saying he sprang up on the rock, and laid down 
at full length with his head and shoulders away 
over the brink. "That's the way to do it, sir. 
You must not leave the Land's End without 
accomplishing that feat. Put your foot on my 
knee, grab hold of the edges, and gradually draw 
yourself on to the rock. I'll lift you up behind. 
All right, sir, on you go ; only two feet further, and 
there you are. I'll hold on to your legs, never 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 71 

fear." And so I mounted the rock, and dragged 
myself and was shoved along till I got my nose 
just over the brink. " On you go, sir ; a foot more 
and there you are. Can you see daylight?" "No 
thank you," cried I ; " not an inch further will I go. 
I can see far enough into the cavern to believe 
there is light shining through. Now haul me back, 
if you please ! " Our guide was quite disappointed 
to find me so funky as to refuse to hang head 
and shoulders over the brink and then twist my 
neck round as he had done. "Wait till you are 
seventy-five, my boy," said I, "and then try 
it!" 

Then he led us back up over the awful crags 
till we reached a level spot, in the centre of which 
was a square stone with a cross on it. 

" Now, ladies and gen'leman," says our guide, 
standing on the stone, " I stand now on the very 
spot where once stood a celebrated classic poet, 
his name, it was Charles Wesley ; and here it was 
that he composed a poem, which, with your per- 
mission, I shall now recite to you." And then he 
began in tragic form, and in a loud voice 

" O, on a narrow neck of land, 
'Twixt two unbounded seas I stand," etc., etc. 

After showing us many other objects of interest, 
unnecessary to record, as I am not writing a 
guide-book, we parted with him, and returned to 
Penzance by another route. 

Thursday, July 27, was my first fishing day a 



72 OUR HOLIDAY 7.V CORNWALL 

red-letter day for me. On this day it was that 
"The Amateur Angler" and " Noss Mayo" first 
foregathered. We had by previous correspondence 
arranged for this day to visit, by the generous 
permission of the owner, a lovely lake in the centre 
of Cornwall, not a hundred miles from Penzance 
on the one hand, or Saltash on the other. 

I am not going to betray confidence or allow 
my readers to approach nearer to our lake than 
I have thus indicated. Their mouths must water 
outside. Wild horses will not drag further informa- 
tion on this head from me. Here we are, then, 
"Noss Mayo" and I, on a lovely summer's after- 
noon, on one of the most lovely lakes that ever was 
seen, three sides of it surrounded by noble elms, 
occidental and oriental limes, and an infinite variety 
of trees and shrubs and flowering plants, casting 
their shadows on the water gently rippled by the 
breeze. A fourth side lies open to the park-like 
lawn on which the mansion looks down, and here 
one could cast from the bank without fear of tree 
or shrub. This lovely lake is full of trout, "too 
full," says our noble host, and yet I ought not to 
tell it in Gath nor make it known in Israel, but 
truth must prevail. We fished before lunch, we 
fished after lunch ; we fished before tea, we fished 
after tea till the gloaming ; and what did we catch ? 
There were three of us we fished from the shore, 
and we fished in a boat two experts and the 
A. A. Had we weighed-in when we left off the 
lot would not have turned the scale against a 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 78 

dead weight of 2 Ibs., but, of course, the trout 
ran small, and yet such was the fascination, the 
beauty, the altogether loveliness of the spot, that 
one longs already for another such day. What 
matters it whether you catch a fish or not when 
you can spend the livelong summer's day in try- 
ing to catch them in the midst of such pleasant 
surroundings ? 

Our genial host showed me the identical spot 
where, sixty years ago, he caught his first trout ; 
he showed me an old gnarled and dying fir-tree 
which his grandfather had planted ; and many 
other such reminders of the passing of the ages he 
pointed out. He drew my attention on the foot- 
path by the lake to a singular straight gutter, six 
or eight feet long, right across the path, about an 
inch deep and an inch wide, with a small hole into 
the ground at each end. This gutter or railway- 
cutting had been dug out by a colony of ants, who 
were busily engaged in carrying on large business 
transactions along this line all day long, and had 
been at work in the same way for years. He 
showed me a charter granted by Henry VIII. to 
one of his forefathers ; he traced back his direct 
ancestry who dwelt on this spot for seven hundred 
years, and possibly untraceable as many more. I 
said the spot, but not the house, for that has been 
burnt down several times ; the present mansion 
is modern. Accompanying us to the station as 
we walked by the back of the house, he pointed to 
a large riding-school, not much used now, except, 



74 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

said he, with a humorous twinkle, as a warehouse 
for our furniture when we are going to have another 
fire! 

And so ended a pleasant day worth coming into 
the heart of Cornwall to spend. 





CHAPTER X 

OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL Continued 
Friday, July 28 

WE were told not to miss St Ives, so thither 
we betook ourselves. Situated on the 
north side of the peninsula, and open 
to the Atlantic, it possesses a delightfully brac- 
ing atmosphere, quite noticeable after the mild 
humidity of Penzance. The bay looking across 
to Godrevy Lighthouse from the terrace above 
the railway is very lovely, its blue waters rivalling 
the blue of the Bay of Naples. Looking seaward 
the prospect is equally charming, for it was just 
the brilliant day that shows up natural beauty 
in the highest perfection. The narrow, crooked 
streets are interminable, but most quaint and 
attractive. 

On Saturday, July 29, we went to the Lizard. It 
was a long journey, partly by rail to Helston, and 
then by Jersey car. The few hours at our disposal 
did not afford us sufficient time to see everything ; 
we saw what we could. We were met on alighting 



76 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

by a small man, about ten years old, who asked 
us if we wanted a guide. His face was so bright, 
and he looked so intelligent, that we at once 
engaged him. His father assured us that he 
knows every rock, fissure, nook, and cranny 
for miles around the Lizard Point. "The most 
interesting part," began our guide, "and that 
which I should advise you to see first, is the 
Kynance Cove, about a mile and a half away." 
He spoke with perfect ease, correctness, and 
assurance. The way he would round off his 
sentences with " and also " was quite in the proper 
style, for he was head of his class at school in 
grammar, writing, drawing, geometry, etc. 

" Is Kynance Cove worth going so far to see on 
such a hot day as this ? " I said. " Worth going to 
see ! Why, my grandfather says it's the most 
wonderful place in Cornwall, and he ' also ' says 
' that a man is a fool who says it is not.' Once a 
man did come here, and he said Kynance Cove 
wasn't to be compared with Land's End. Grand- 
father says, ' that man went off his chump ! ' " 

" Heigho ! " cried our young guide. " There's 
a Red Admiral ! " and off he dashed, cap in hand, 
in pursuit of this butterfly, but missed to catch 
it. " There are four butterflies in this neighbour- 
hood that are rare and valuable," said he ; " all the 
rest are common. These are ' The Painted Lady,' 
' The Red Admiral,' ' The Peacock,' and ' also ' the 
Storma fletries. I am unable to spell this name 
correctly, I think it is Latin." I know nothing 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 77 

about butterflies, perhaps he meant one of the 
fritillaries. Then he guided us across the fields 
down to the Cove, a paradise for artists, where 
several were at work. He pointed out with the 
gravity of an old man all the different points of 
interest, the names of the rocks, the faces or 
figures represented by certain profiles, the large 
caves, through which he insisted on dragging us ; 
then he brought us to a place and began kicking 
the limpets off the rocks. I struck off one with 
my stick. " That's not the way to do it," says our 
guide, "you've only got the shell, the limpet is 
there still, you must smash 'em." "Why do you 
do that ? " I asked. " Ah, I'm going to show you 
something. Look into this '"ivelP; now see how 
the fish will come out." The well is a circular 
crevice in the rocks, perhaps three yards in cir- 
cumference, filled with perfectly clear fresh water. 
He dropped a limpet into the water, and out rushed 
a number of small fishes from four inches to six 
inches in length. These he called mullies, so let 
that be their name. I never saw them or knew 
their names before, so I have no right to question 
the correctness of the nomenclature of this young 
ten-year-old, practical, scientific philosopher ; they 
were not unlike the miller's thumb. " You watch 
how they'll fight till the big one comes out, then 
he'll take it from them as cool as anything, and 
it's against the law to touch them." 

The rocks one has to scramble over to get down 
to the beautiful sand are all serpentine. 



78 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

" Serpentine ornaments ought to be very cheap, 
seeing the quantity there is of it," I remarked. 
" But this surface rock," said our young guide, 
" is no use for working. We have to get it out of 
deep quarries, and it costs a lot of money to get 
up the right sort for the ornaments sold in the 
shops. There's so much competition that, father 
says, they have to sell much cheaper now than 
they used to." 

I am inclined to admit that our guide's grand- 
father's opinion of Kynance Cove is correct. It 
is a most charming spot wild as it is beautiful 
the haunt of all kinds of sea-birds ; it is a place 
every one who goes to Cornwall should visit, and 
they will be lucky if they get our little hero to 
guide them. 

The accompanying "View from the Parlour" 
is from a beautiful photograph by Messrs. Gibson, 
of Penzance. 

This walk, in the heat of a July sun, down over 
rocks and through crevices, and in and out of 
caves, and then back to the Lizard, had quite 
exhausted our taste for further sight-seeing, and 
so we had to bid good-bye to this interesting boy, 
"and also" to his father and mother, his grand- 
father and grandmother, and his uncle Joe, all of 
whom are very proud of him. 

We had before us a twenty-two mile jaunt on a 
four-horse Jersey car. A lovely drive it was, and 
a pleasant, always on a good road much up hill, 
and much down hill, now through rich agricultural 



ODR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 79 

lands yellow with wheat and corn ripe and ready 
for scythe or sickle, now over bleak moorland 
dotted here and there with the tall chimneys of 
extinct volcanoes, now silent and smokeless because, 
owing to foreign competition, the market for tin 
has temporarily departed, let us hope to return 
again, of which, indeed, there does exist some 
little hope, as the price of tin in the market 
has again gone up to paying-point. No sooner, 
however, does this faint hope of revival occur 
than the miners themselves seem determined 
to give themselves the final coup de grdce by 
striking for higher wages than, apparently, the 
present state of things would seem to warrant. 

Notwithstanding this apparent badness of the 
times, poverty, if it exists in Cornwall at all, is 
certainly not to be seen on the surface. What 
strikes one as much as anything is the fondness 
of Cornish people for holiday-making, picnicking, 
and excursionizing. One cannot go out across the 
country in any direction without finding jolly, 
joyful parties, in trains and on Jersey cars, in 
fields, and on the sea-shore, all on pleasure bent ; 
and they do enjoy themselves thoroughly, unre- 
strained by social formalities. 

On our drive, about half-way home, our coach- 
load met another coach-load at a wayside inn 
which bears the peaceful sign of an enormous lion 
lying down outside a nice little lamb. 

In a field hard by was a picnic party, with a 
band playing. One of the young fellows on the 



80 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

opposite coach cried, " Come along for ten minutes' 
fun, while the horses are being watered." Off 
he started as fast as he could run, down to the 
meadow, followed by a dozen other young men 
and maidens. They broke into a circle of like 
young folks playing at "kiss in the ring," joined 
hands with them sans cdrhnonie ; round and 
round they went, had their fun and their kisses, 
and back again to their coach in time to 
be off. 

That is how they do things in Cornwall. Ah ! 
were I but sixty years younger I would have 
rallied our load to join the fun, but our coach-load, 
consisting of what Cornish folk call "foreigners," 
was too reserved, proper, severe, and clerical- 
looking a lot to join in such frivolities ; and so we 
got home from the Lizard. 

Sunday, July 30. A day of rest. 

Monday, July 31. This last day of July we 
were astir early. We took train to Truro ; had 
time to catch a glimpse of the beautiful new 
cathedral, as yet unfinished. A new cathedral in 
this old country is a novelty, and this one bids 
fair to be at least as beautiful, if not as large as 
the best of the old English cathedrals ; indeed, 
there seems to be no reason why it should not be 
the most beautiful of all, being the last. Our 
architects have the advantage of all the great 
examples that exist throughout our land. As the 
old masters of painting exist to-day for the guid- 
ance and instruction of the painters of to-day, so 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 81 

do our old cathedrals stand up as models for our 
architects. 

Our route to Falmouth was to be by water from 
Truro the boats can only come up to Truro at 
high tide so we had to drive down by the 
river-side to Malpas. There we boarded the little 
steamer, The Queen of the Fal, and we passed 
down the Fal on a glorious day (as all our days 
have hitherto been), through the most enchanting 
woodland scenery that one could desire : a broad, 
bright blue-green river, in which were reflected 
the banks and foliage-clad hills. Tregothnan, the 
noble seat of Lord Falmouth, presents a picture 
of fairy-like grandeur, as we catch a glimpse of 
it on an eminence above as we pass down the 
river. It is a custom to compare all fine river 
scenery with the Thames at Clieveden, but the Fal, 
especially that bend of it called the King Harry 
Passage, can hardly be surpassed for wood-clad 
scenery by any river in the world. 

On this enchanted fairy-boat (not particularly 
clean or fairy-like) we glide into the Bay of Fal- 
mouth. " There," as Mr Norway says, " bursts sud- 
denly upon the sight a wide, green land-locked sea." 

Yonder, as we pass into the harbour, the object 
of most interest just now, lies the unfortunate 
steamer Paris, having her inside pumped out 
previous to going into dock. Falmouth looks 
down, on its northern side, on this land-locked 
sea, on the opposite side of which lies the village 
of Flushing. 



82 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

Presently, as we drive round the Castle of 
Pendennis, and looking along the coast westward, 
we catch a glimpse in the distance of the Manacles, 
the fatal rocks on which the Pan's came to grief. 

A very charming drive we had along the cliffs 
as far as a fresh-water lake called Swan Pool, 
which is only separated from the sea by a sand 
bar and the roadway. 

We saw as much of Falmouth as could be seen 
in an hour's drive, and we concluded that it is a 
town "beautiful for situation," and certainly pos- 
sesses many attractions. 

August i. To-day we went on a search expedition 
to find a marvellous rock dedicated to the Devil. 
We had difficulty in finding it, because few of 
the people we met had ever heard of such a wicked 
thing ; and yet, in its way, it is a curiosity well 
worth a long walk. We found it half buried in 
bushes, though a very prominent object, on the 
brow of a hill overlooking trn; village of Newlyn. 
It consists of an enormous stack of broken granite 
rocks, and, like "flies in amber," one "wonders 
how the devil it got there," except on the suppo- 
sition that his sable majesty had carried it upon his 
back in a net from the depths below, and in order 
to rest himself had there thrown it down, and the 
fall had caused it to break into a confused mass of 
immense boulders. This impression is confirmed 
by the undoubted fact that on all the outer surfaces 
of the rocks are very clearly traceable the strongly- 
marked crossed lines, having all the appearance 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 83 

of a strong fisherman's net. This fossilized net- 
work is really remarkable, and, of course, fully 
justifies the legend that the devil had a hand in 
it hence it has been properly named 
" The Devil's Fishing Net." 

Let me add a word about Cornish stiles. These 
are the very easiest things for bipeds to cross, but 
they are veritable traps to catch cattle or sheep. 
They are at most not a foot in height. I hardly 
know how to describe one. First, a pit is dug in 
the fence two or three feet deep ; over this pit are 
placed in line with the hedge four or six great slabs 
of granite, each of them about six feet long, eight 
inches deep, and six inches wide. These slabs are 
laid at intervals of about a foot, so that cattle or 
sheep attempting to cross may as likely as not get 
one or other of their legs down between the slabs, 
and so come to grief. Bipeds, of course, using 
their eyes, can be more circumspect. I fancy they 
are peculiar to Cornwall. One could wish they 
were in common use everywhere, and specially 
by river-sides, where anglers have always terrible 
fences to contend with. 

Wednesday, August 2. This day we took a short 
drive to the villages of Mousehole and Paul, 
passing through the terrible village, beloved of 
artists, called Newlyn. A drive through it is quite 
a novel experience. Up streets as steep as the 
roofs of the quaintest weather-beaten old houses ; 
down streets quite as steep, and wide enough only 
for one vehicle to pass. If you happen to meet 



84 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

another coming up your way or down your way it 
is not easy to imagine what would happen. We 
were lucky in having one or two narrow escapes. 
After many a turn and many a twist we got 
through Newlyn at last, and soon came upon the 
village of Mousehole Newlyn and Mousehole are 
the head-quarters of the celebrated pilchard and 
mackerel fisheries, where some two thousand fisher- 
men are occupied in the business. It was in 
Newlyn that I first heard a strange language, 
which sounded to me like Welsh, but I was assured 
that the people were really talking good broad 
English. I can only say that not a word of it 
was understandable by me. There used to be a 
language called Cornish, but the last person who 
spoke it was an old woman named Dolly Pentreath, 
who died at the age of one hundred and two in 
the year 1775. There is a granite obelisk to her 
memory in the churchyard of Paul, and on it is 
mentioned the fact that she was the last who could 
speak that now dead language. A specimen of it is 
given on the tombstone, which I quote as follows 

"Gwra perthi, de taz ha de mam ; mal de Dythiow belhewz hyr 
war an tyr nel an arleth de dew ryes dees." 
(This is the fifth Commandment, " Honour thy father," etc.) 

Zaivn-Pyg Cave, Land's End. This beautiful 
picture shows the cavern referred to in the previous 
article ; the prominent square block of granite 
on the right of the opening is one on which one 
has to hang over in order to see daylight through 
the cavern from sea to sea. 




rtwto. by F rest tin, Penzance. 

X.AUX-PYG CAVE, LAND'S END./. 84. 



CHAPTER XI 
OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL continued 

A LITTLE way out of the quaint village of 
Paul (they drop the Saint when dealing 
with a real one) we come unexpectedly 
on an unpretentious place called Port Enys 
Museum. 

It is a private museum, but the generous owner, 
W. E. Baily, Esq., kindly throws it open to all 
visitors who come with decent credentials. 

We called there, and were as much surprised as 
we were pleased with what we saw. The museum 
is quite beautifully arranged, and contains a 
wonderful collection of birds, quadrupeds, reptiles, 
butterflies, insects, and fishes. 

What interested me most was the splendid 
collection of stuffed and plaster-cast fishes. The 
latter, being painted from life, are, in my humble 
opinion, greatly preferable to stuffed specimens, 
seeing that these invariably lose, in fact never 
possess, the brilliancy of colour as in life. The 
specimens of plaster-casts here presented, being 



86 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

exquisitely copied from life by a clever artist, show 
vividly every colour, every spot, every vein and 
line, as they shone on the living fish. Of course, 
all depends on the skill displayed in painting the 
casts. Badly-painted casts are worse than useless ; 
but those I have now seen are true facsimiles ; and, 
given this artistic accuracy, plaster - casts are 
unquestionably more valuable than stuffed skins, 
the colours of which cannot be retained. On the 
other hand, it may be argued that skins can be 
painted, and that the owner of a stuffed skin knows 
that he possesses that which is unique, and cannot 
be multiplied as casts can. There is, adjoining 
the museum, a lecture-hall for students, with all 
modern appliances for studying not only nature 
but all the arts and sciences. 

All this, be it remembered, is to be found on a 
rather inaccessible hill, surrounded only by the 
ancient habitations of old-fashioned Cornish fisher- 
folk. 

Thursday, August 3. I learn from the news- 
papers that in London the weather is a scorcher, 
that Cowes is a frying-pan, and the people are 
grilled ; we may comfort ourselves that here, in 
Penzance, the thermometer keeps steadily at 74 or 
75 in the shade ; although it is hot, we can bear it. 

We rode across the peninsula on a four-horse 
Jersey car, over the moors till we came to that 
remarkable rock called Gurnard's Head, and we 
were certainly not oppressed by the heat ; we were 
fanned by a gentle breeze most of the way, and 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 8Y 

the heat of the sun was frequently tempered by 
clouds through which he came down upon us as 
through smoked glass, darkly. Some of the good 
folk thought it necessary to climb to the top of 
Gurnard's Head in order to keep themselves 
warm. We sat on the hill facing it, and felt warm 
enough without scrambling up those lofty rocks. 
When we had absorbed the view, without actually 
touching the rocks, we were wafted away on the 
four-horse car towards St Ives, and many a pretty 
moorland picture did we see as our team climbed 
up and down the hills. St Ives Bay, always 
beautiful, had put a hazy veil over its beauty, so 
that now we could see it only in part, the distance 
towards the lighthouse being almost invisible. 

We returned to Penzance by another route ; the 
scenery now changed from wild moorland to rich 
and fertile fields of corn, cabbages, and green 
meadows a very interesting drive. 

August 4. To-day we drove across the island 
from the south to the north of that part of 
England which lies between the English and the 
St George's Channel from Penzance to St Just, 
or, rather, to the celebrated Levant tin and copper 
mine, which extends under the sea outwards for 
about two miles. Altogether, the various levels 
now at work extend in different directions for 
about forty miles. It is one of the very few mines 
now at work, and, after some years of severe 
losses, it appears to be recovering, and produces, 
at the time, a satisfactory dividend. About six 



88 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

hundred men are employed. We had neither time 
nor had we sought permission to descend to the 
depths, two thousand feet under the sea. What we 
did see was sufficiently interesting. We were shown 
many of the works exhibiting the most ingenious 
methods by which the various metals are separated. 
It was particularly interesting to notice the use 
made of rusty, partly decomposed old iron, which 
has the property of attracting the last mites of 
copper from the final washings. 

Passing through one room, we were all but 
asphyxiated by the fumes of sulphur and the 
evaporation by which arsenic is extracted from 
the ores, which, instead of flying off, as is its 
tendency, into smoke up a chimney, is so driven 
about through immense zigzag tubes before the 
final upright shaft is reached that a residue is 
left, enough to poison millions of people, and, as a 
bye-product, add materially to the profits of the 
mine. 

The bay in which this mine lies has an evil 
celebrity for the many wrecks that occur there. 
A lighthouse is now being erected on a point a 
short distance westward. The question whether 
the minerals have anything to do with the deflec- 
tion of the needle is as much mooted on this side 
of the land as on the southern side, where the 
Manacles lie, and which are supposed to have had 
a mysterious influence on the fate of the Paris. 

August 5. Ah ! me. How these holidays do slip 
away ! This is our last working day, and I have 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 89 

not yet made use of the season-ticket which Captain 
Rogers, of Penrose, so kindly sent me to fish in 
the Loe Pool. I will not leave Cornwall without 
at least getting a glimpse of that celebrated lake. 
That resolution being passed nem. con., I took 
train for Helston, in spite of the lowering weather ; 
a thunderstorm such as had not been known in 
Penzance for years occurred here last night, with 
hail and rain, which smashed over two hundred 
panes in the windows of St Mary's Church, 
and kept all the females in this establishment in 
a state of abject terror the livelong night. 

I am not nervous in such circumstances, but it 
was quite impossible to sleep, the continuous vivid 
flashes of forked and the white glow of sheet 
lightning which lighted up my bedroom, and the 
continued roll of distant thunder, with an occasional 
crash overhead, effectually banished sleep it was 
really a terrible night. 

The air still seemed charged with electricity, 
hot, sultry, with a slight breeze. In face of this I 
went to Helston, and, after a most tiring and 
trying walk from the station of two miles and 
more in the broiling sun, I found myself at the 
head of the Loe Pool. It truly is a grand sheet 
of fresh water, many miles in circumference, 
closely bordering on the sea, with which its lower 
waters are, at certain tides, sometimes mingled ; 
but I did not see this lower part of the pool. In 
truth, I found the heat so trying, and the clouds 
so threatening of a storm to come, that I did not 



60 OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 

peregrinate more than half-a-mile of the head 
waters of the pool. I saw no rises, except an 
occasional splash away out in the centre of the 
lake. I used only one fly the Red Palmer and 
tried to apply the dry floating fly system in which 
I had been educated, and to which I believe Loe 
trout are quite unused. In a few minutes the 
unusual sight of a floating fly attracted the attention 
of a fine trout, which, after a little display of 
energy on his part, came nicely into my net and 
thence into my basket, adding over a pound to its 
weight. 

" Now," said I, " if I can get one nice companion 
for you, my friend, I will go home, for here, 
surrounded by nothing but wild and lovely, lonely 
scenery, not a house to be seen, hungry and 
thirsty, and unprovided with food or drink, and a 
threatening storm overhead, I perish if I much 
longer stay." 

I met a solitary angler an old hand who had 
fished all day and caught nothing who, with 
envious though generous eyes, saw me deftly 
land my first trout ; he congratulated me on my 
success, which I attributed to the floating fly 
system. This one success, however, was hardly 
sufficient to justify a claim for its superiority 
over the wet fly, and it was only the night before 
that by the latter system he told me he had in 
an hour or two caught four trout which collectively 
weighed 9 Ibs. This day and up to this time 
no success had attended his efforts. I told him 



OUR HOLIDAY IN CORNWALL 91 

of my imprudence and want of forethought in 
coming from Penzance to this lake-head without 
any provision for the inner man ; but I had 
thought surely there must be an inn somewhere 
down on the pool ; what more natural than to 
expect to find hereabouts a Saint Loe Hotel on St 
Loe's Lake ? 

" Let me," said I, " catch but one solitary com- 
panion to this fellow in my bag, and I will away." 

He told me of a farmhouse over the hill where 
I may get a glass of milk, but that was hardly 
satisfying enough to justify a long climb, so I 
bid him adieu and fished homewards to the head 
of the lake. I had not proceeded far before my 
beautifully floating small Red Palmer drew the 
attention of another fine trout to its destruction. 
And so with a brace of trout, weighing together 
just over 2 Ibs., of which I was proud, I ambled 
back to Helston, and there found refreshment and 
comfort in an inn. 

I have the presumption to think that had I 
remained two or three hours longer on this lovely 
pool I should have brought away, and had to 
stagger homewards under, a good heavy load of 
Loe Pool trout. 

My thanks are not the less due to Captain 
Rogers because I made so little use of the fishing- 
ticket he sent me ; I learnt too late that I had 
lost a grand opportunity of educating the Loe trout 
in the deceitfulness of a floating fly. 

" Noss Mayo" was to have met me here, and, 



92 OUR HOLIDA Y IN CORNWALL 

knowing the pool and its surroundings, he could 
and would have put me "up to the ropes," and 
together we should have played the very deuce 
with the trout but he came not, being lured 
northward 

" Where the grouse lead their coveys thro' the heather to feed." 

During our short stay at the Land's End we 
have seen as much as we could of the rock -bound 
coasts of England's Toe and Heel. The north 
side from New Quay to Tintagel is still a closed 
book to us, and now we are told on all hands that 
the grandest and noblest scenery is there to be 
found. Personally I would gladly have fished 
more and explored less, but I am not alone. I 
have shared in the amusements of my two lady 
companions, and we all regretfully bid farewell to 
West Cornwall. 

By us the north-east coast of Cornwall must 
still retain its grandeur and its mystery unseen. 



CHAPTER XII 
IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 

June 1900 

A MILE away from our river a wise old 
gander, surrounded by half-a-dozen mem- 
bers of his family, was taking his after- 
noon snooze by the side of a pond in a farmyard. 
" Quang-quang" says he, sleepily ; " quang-quang- 
quang" say the geese, drowsily, waking up. This 
means, translated into the language of the bipeds 
that don't wear feathers, " Time's up ; let us be 
moving." Master Gander stood up, lazily swung 
his great wings, and waddled off towards the bank. 
There he saw a strange insect which at once 
brought to his mind the joys of days gone by. He 
seized the insect. "Hey-ho!" says he, " quang- 
quang-quango, hurrah ! The MAY FLY IS UP. 
Off we go!" 

Let it not be supposed .that Master Gander and 
his flock were going to waddle a mile on their 
tender webbed feet along the hard turnpike road 



94 IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 

to the river ; not they. Geese in these parts are 
as big as swans in other parts. Master Gander 
spreads abroad his great wings six feet from tip 
to tip and his fat wives do the same, and off they 
go, like a rushing mighty wind, filling the air with 
clanging and clamour, over the houses, over the 
trees, over the church, away up over the steeple, 
till down they come with one great swoop on to 
the middle of the river, causing a commotion com- 
pared with which a penny steamer at full speed 
suddenly blown up in the middle of the Thames 
would have been as nothing. 

I started in pursuit of the May Fly on June I, 
but I was too sanguine. For two or three days my 
waiting and watching, clad in wintry apparel, was 
all in vain ; a biting north-easterly gale was blow- 
ing ; occasional scudding sleet came driving up 
the river ; what May Fly in his senses would think 
of leaving his warm bed down in the mud to come 
up and flutter away his brief life in such wintry 
weather as this ? It was not to be expected ; but I 
was there, I had travelled one hundred and fifty 
miles with no other object than to discover the May 
Fly, and so I waited, and watched, and wandered 
by that bleak river-side, till at last my Job-like 
patience seemed as if it was going to be rewarded. 

I saw a solitary May Fly fluttering on the surface 
of the water, and presently a trout, wondering what 
the insect was, came up ; there was a flop, the water 
moved round and round in widening circles, and 
the misguided insect was no longer to be seen. 



IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 95 

Now was the time for me to place my G.O.M. on 
the outer rim of that magic circle and let him 
float gently down over the centre of it, when lo, 
the deluge ! It was at that identical, that critical 
moment, I am certain my trout, stimulated by 
the delicious morsel he had just swallowed, was 
coming at me, when swish ! down comes that 
mighty avalanche of geese right above my G.O.M., 
shrieking and screaming, splashing, and dashing, 
and crashing, just as "the waters come down at 
Lodore ! " 

My first impulse was to curse those geese ; here 
was my first, my only chance for days ; my first 
May Fly swallowed by my first trout ; my first 
trout lost ; my G.O.M. in jeopardy by those 
accursed geese. How rejoiced I should have been 
if that villainous old gander had spied my G.O.M. 
and that he had it firmly fixed in his gullet. 

But no, on reflection I bethought me, why should 
I curse them ? They had done no harm to me, or 
very little, after all. I began to feel amused rather 
than angered. Geese are very curious animals ; 
they have a clear and distinct vocabulary of their 
own, and they talk to each other incessantly ; they 
are gregarious ; they are sociable ; they are pug- 
nacious ; and they taught the gods to hiss. 

" When the rain raineth and the goose winketh, 
Little wots the gosling what the goose thinketh." 

The Compleat Bachelor, by Oliver Onions. 

Not for themselves do they feed themselves fat 
on May Fly and other insects, to say nothing of the 



96 IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 

green grass and farmyard stuff they consume ; and 
pray tell me, when they are fat, and have made 
themselves ready for the cook and the spit, what 
more delicious than a fine Michaelmas goose ? 
Was not Queen Elizabeth on her way to Tilbury 
entertained with roast goose ? It was after partak- 
ing of a hearty dinner of goose that she gave the 
toast, "Destruction to the Spanish Armada." 
Thereupon immediately came the news of the 
total destruction of that fleet. " Henceforth," said 
the Queen, " shall a goose commemorate that great 
victory." 

The goose is a classic bird. The royal game of 
goose belongs, so far as I know, to remote antiquity. 
Every one knows that the Capitol of Rome was 
saved by the cackling of the wise and sacred geese. 
Geese and goslings, ducks and ducklings, swarm 
on this river. There is no getting away from them. 
A pleasant thing it is to see a flock of geese come 
sailing down-stream on to a favourite quiet stretch 
just as you are casting over a rising trout. " Shoo- 
lag," you shout. They hate that word. It means 
to them something quite opprobrious, and they 
launch out at you such a volley of abuse as would 
turn your hair grey if you understood their lan- 
guage ; but down they come. Nothing will stop 
them but a lump of mud. This makes them turn 
round and sail up the water which they had 
already disturbed for half-a-mile. To fish after 
them would be folly, for, to say nothing of the com- 
motion they make in the water, they clear it of 



IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 97 

every insect, and leave nothing for a fish to 
rise at. 

By a short cut we get above them, and by shoo- 
lagging and pelting we succeed, after much cack- 
ling and abuse, in turning their heads down-stream. 
Then for a few minutes we get a bit of quiet fishing, 
and a brace of nice trout come into our creel. 

No sooner have we got rid of the geese than we 
are haunted by hundreds of ducks and ducklings. 
You make a nice cast over a rising trout, and out 
from under the bushes darts a week-old duckling 
one of a score or two and the others scurry after 
him, and make a dash at your " barbed betrayer." 
You must quickly remove your insect or hook the 
little innocent, and so it goes on. This is one only 
of the minor incidents that help to mar your sport 
on this pleasant river. 

Now I may pause to tell you that by good luck 
I have found a very remarkable boy a born angler, 
and no mistake. Born he was on the margin of 
this river ; he is twelve years old. I will call him 
Izaac, but that is not his real name. " Ever since 
I can remember," says he, " I have loved this river. 
I began to fish in it, I think, as soon as I could 
walk," and now at the mature age he has reached 
he is an expert angler. His favourite method is to 
fish with the minnow, but he knows how to cast a 
fly with graceful precision. After toiling fruitlessly 
with me all day this young " Iz. W." will go out of 
an evening and, somehow or other, bring home a 
brace of trout for certain. My pleasure in catching 

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a trout is ten times enhanced by his shouts of en- 
joyment as he deftly places the net under him. 
" Now, sir," cries he, " we are going to have some 
sport ! " He knows all the flies in my book much 
better than I ; he can tie my flies much more quickly 
than I can. He climbs trees up to most dangerous 
places like a squirrel or a monkey, and brings down 
my hung-up fly in no time. If he cannot reach the 
branch overhanging a deep hole he whips out a 
knife and off comes the branch in a jiffy. He 
knows all the birds on the river, their names and 
their nests. He showed me a kingfisher's nest in 
a hole in the bank ; he found a water-ouzel's nest 
with four eggs in it ; that was when I was down 
here some weeks ago, now the old birds are busy 
feeding the young ones. One day he drew my 
attention to a moor-hen's nest built on a pile of 
segs* in a little island amid-stream ; there were five 
eggs in it, and another nest close by with two eggs. 

The next day he cried, "They boys have bin 
here, sir ; all them eggs is gone ! " He is very well 
educated, and is fond of rolling out fine words 
sometimes, but he prefers the vernacular. There 
are several pairs of sandpipers on our stretch of 
the river, and he knows of one nest with four eggs 
in it ; he says it is funny to see the antics of the old 
ones, crying "wheet, wheet," and trying to draw 
him off from the nest. 

I lost him one day when I sadly wanted him. 
At a point where the river flows under the railway 

* Seg is a local term for sedge. A.. A. 



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arches a trout was rising on the far side of the 
stream close up against a stone wall, and just be- 
hind a tuft of segs a foot high a most difficult 
place for a long cast, for I had an alder above me, 
an apple-tree behind me, and the railway and 
signal-wire close against and above me ; but I 
wanted that trout. I made several ineffectual casts ; 
at last I got my G.O.M. neatly over that tuft of 
segs, I hooked him, and now comes the tug-of- 
war. How surprised he was ; how he leaped out of 
the water, dashed under the railway arch, up-stream 
into a bank of weeds, down again, and at last got 
fixed in some debris of sticks round the buttress of 
the arch, and there for a long time he kept my rod 
bent double, for I dared not give him any play, the 
stream under the arch being strong. At last he 
comes out, and to my surprise he came gently into 
the net without any further display of the vigour 
with which he started. Happily, it chanced that 
though Master Izaac was absent the Professor was 
there, looking on and giving me, as he always does, 
the most friendly advice. 

"Mind your rod," cries he, "he'll break it." 
" Give him a little play ! hold on ! don't let him get 
under the arch ; keep him out of the weeds ; here 
he comes ! " He landed him nicely for me, and 
then we found out why he came in so tamely at last. 
He had managed to wind the gut two or three 
times round his body, and was, in fact, bound 
"hand and foot." 

I was rather proud of that trout, for I had caught 



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him, considering the situation, rather skilfully. By 
this success I was emboldened to try a still more 
difficult task, standing exactly on the same spot. A 
trout was rising higher up and more towards the 
middle of the stream, but close under a small island 
of weeds. The Professor said it was sheer folly to 
make the attempt, and he was quite right. My 
first cast fixed my fly high up in a branch of the 
overhanging alder. Sometimes a sharp tug will 
dislodge it from the tender young twigs, but not so 
on this occasion. I am a bit too old, especially 
when encumbered with heavy wading boots, to 
scramble up trees. Not so the Professor ; he was 
determined that collar should not be lost. He is 
no longer young, but he is tough. How he laboured 
and puffed and squeezed himself up that tree was 
a sight to see. He soon released my collar. That 
confounded trout kept on rising. I tried all I could 
to get round the drooping branches of that alder to 
avoid the signal-wire above me and the trees and 
bushes behind and in front of me. I thought I had 
got my line out in spite of these obstacles, when a 
sudden gust from the east drove my fly up into 
that alder and lodged it in its old quarters. My 
good Professor had scarcely landed from the tree in 
a state of physical collapse. He did not use bad 
language, because he never does. Up he went 
again, and down he brought my fly once more, but 
I made no further attempt to get over that still 
rising trout. The Professor, who is a score of years 
my junior, did not forget to lecture me on my 



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juvenile folly in expecting to catch a fish in such 
an impossible place as that, and I was humbled 
and contrite. 

Notwithstanding the prevailing inclemency of 
the weather, and the general disinclination of the 
May Fly to appear or the trout to rise, we did not 
fare so very badly. I think I may say that few 
rising trout escaped us, and on the whole we 
were satisfied with the result of our daily labours. 
On Tuesday, the fifth day of June, the bells of 
our loyal village rang out, and the blacksmith's 
anvil, converted somehow into a formidable piece 
of artillery, sent up roaring and booming blasts 
to the evening sky Pretoria had fallen! That 
day was our red-letter day, it marked our greatest 
success among the trout. The following Thursday, 
on the other hand, was a day of disaster. 

We drove down the river for three miles, to 
lunch with a friend who had given us a day's 
fishing on his portion of the river. The weather 
was threatening in the morning, and after lunch 
the rain came down heavily. The river is two or 
three meadows from the house, and we were 
pressed to give it up ; but our host's good cheer 
had inspired us with new ardour. Scorning a 
guide, over hedge and ditch I went, making, as I 
thought, to the nearest point for the river. I 
soon reached it, and began to fish. My first cast 
over a rising trout below a foot-bridge brought a 
nice one to grass. It brought up also a figure 
from behind the bridge, and I was sternly asked 



102 IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 

by what right or by whose authority I was fishing 
there. I said I was there by the sanction of the 
owner of the water, and I mentioned his name. 
"This is not your friend's water, it is mine. This 
is the third time within three days that my land 
and my water have been trespassed on, and I 
will stand it no longer. I must request you to 
give me your name, and I shall summons you at 
once." I gave him my name. I humbly apologized. 
I explained how my mistake had arisen. I told 
him that I rented a mile of the river higher up, 
that I had a clear run of at least three miles of it, 
and he must surely see that I had innocently 
intruded on less than two hundred yards of his, 
and I offered him and his friend a day's fishing 
on my water in exchange for the five minutes I 
had unconsciously stolen on his. He was mollified 
at last, and we parted good friends. I was glad, 
for I am sure that none of you, my friends, would 
have been pleased to hear that the A. A. had been 
taken to quod for poaching. 

Then I rejoined the Professor, who had kept on 
legitimate ground, but no more fishing had we. 
It came on to rain it poured it was a deluge, 
and we had no shelter. We made straight for 
home through meadows of mowing grass two miles 
in length, and interesting objects we were when 
we turned up at the Old Inn. 

When I was fishing two years ago on the Wilt- 
shire Avon with my good old friend, J. G. Morten, 
now, alas ! departed, I found him wearing a 



IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 103 

peculiar helmet of his own invention. It goes by 
the name of BURBERRY'S GABARDINE COMBINA- 
TION FISHING HELMET. It has a peak back and 
front and all round, and a double rim in the fold 
of which one can wind an extra collar and insert 
a reserve of flies without exposure. I had pos- 
sessed myself of one of these admirable waterproof 
contrivances, but, alas ! now that I most wanted 
it I had left it at home. My old lelt was no match 
for the storm my head and neck were well 
soaked. I had on a waterproof cape, which was 
no protection for my legs and feet. The Professor 
was as badly off, and the active little Izaac was all 
but drowned. How I longed for that curious 
helmet and coveted that singular mantle which 
Mr Burberry calls the patent SLIP-ON. I have 
straightway ordered one ; and never again on 
doubtful days will I go a-fishing without it, for it 
seems to me to be light and long, and soft and 
pliant as silk, and presents no obstacle to one's 
fishing. After this soaking we dined happily, we 
slept soundly, and next morning we were as fresh 
as young larks. But my May Fly fishing for 
the year 1900 was over. I had to leave my good 
old friend the Professor alone in his glory, and I 
rejoice to hear that after I left he had some real 
sport. 

I have headed this article " In Pursuit of the 
May Fly." It will be seen from what I have 
written that the pursuit has not been grand in its 
results. The first days of June did not prove to 



104 IN PURSUIT OF THE MAY FLY 

be such as my eager fancy painted them. I had 
looked for bright, genial days, occasional summer 
clouds, and gentle breezes to tone down the 
brilliance of the water. I expected to find May 
flies and other insects wantonly and joyously in 
swarms dancing upwards and downwards in the 
warm air, clustering on branches or long grass 
stems or floating and fluttering on the water. I 
had dreamed of big trout flopping up and making 
great circles where the river runs deep and slow. 
I had hoped to listen to the music of the birds, and 
watch the brilliant kingfisher dart along the stream. 
I had pictured myself casting my "counterfeit 
presentment" daintily over these rising fish, and 
bringing them to grass in pleasant profusion. 
Such things I have known in the pleasant days of 
old. These dreams, and hopes and expectations 
were not realized. The beginning of June 1900 
resembled the beginning of March. It is true 
that the birds sang when the howling winds gave 
them a chance ; it is true that the May Fly did 
appear intermittently ; it is true that the trout rose 
occasionally ; it is true that we caught a goodly 
number of them ; but they were caught laboriously. 
The joy and the glow and the charm of the 
brightest and leafiest and sweetest month of the 
year was not there. It did not inspire us. Like 
Mark Tapley, we had to make our own cheerfulness. 

Sic transit gloria piscatorium ! 



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THE GANDER AND THE MAY FLY. 

An old friend called on me the other day, and 
was good enough to tell me that he had read my 
article, "In Pursuit of the May Fly," with much 
interest, "but," said he, "you have put your foot 
in it, you have made a terrible mistake. I am 
a bit of a naturalist, and I beg to inform you that 
it is contrary to the nature of a gander or a goose 
to eat a May Fly. They are not insectivorous, 
they are farinaceous, herbivorous, graminivorous 
birds." I was completely bowled over, I was 
humbled. Of course, I presume it will have been 
understood that as I was a mile away when that 
gander discovered and, as I imagined, devoured 
that solitary May Fly, I was not there to see 
the deed done, but who could have supposed 
that a gander could have been so qualmish, when 
he saw that luscious insect for the first time in 
a twelvemonth, as not to try what it tasted like ; 
and, having tasted, would he not have felt a new 
sensation like that which that great lubberly boy 
Bo-bo felt when he first tasted roast pig? It may 
be, for aught I know, that that gander was the 
first of his species who had ever tasted May Fly ; 
and this it was that caused him and his family to 
take that tremendous flight and come down upon 
the river as an avalanche comes down on Mont 
Blanc, and so spoil my fishing for half-a-mile. 
But surely at other times and other May Fly 
seasons, when I have seen long grass stems over- 



106 THE GANDER AND THE MAY FLY 

hung with May Fly, have my eyes deceived me 
when I have seen a flock of geese poking about 
the banks and stripping those grass stems ; and 
was I not justified in thinking that it was the 
insect and not the grass they were after ? But I 
am floored ; I acknowledge it. My philosopher 
is a naturalist, an ornithologist, a poet, and a 
philosopher, and who am I to contradict him ? 
I have no such pretensions. He could, I doubt 
not, fully demonstrate to me or any one else, that 
a goose's gizzard would reject a May Fly or any 
other insect. I submit to his superior wisdom, 
and I fall back upon ducks. I hope he won't try 
to disturb my faith in ducks, and tell me that 
neither ducks nor swallows swallow May Flies. 
If he does I shall revolt. 

I may say that I have looked through all the 
authorities on British birds in my possession, such 
as Gilbert White, Bewick, and Bishop Stanley, but 
none of them have anything special to say about 
the food of the domestic goose. I presume because 
everybody is supposed to know that a goose is 
above all else a grass-eating bird. Mr Howard 
Saunders, I think, saves my reputation by remarking 
that the food of the Snow Goose in summer consists 
of green rushes, insects, and in autumn of berries. 
If a Snow Goose devours insects, then surely the 
white domestic gander may be tempted to do the 
same when such a precious morsel as a May Fly 
seduces him from his habitual ways I say nothing 
of the Solan Goose, whose food is mostly little fishes. 



CHAPTER XIII 

FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 
THE FORGE VALLEY 

July 1900 

SINCE I last had the pleasure of addressing 
you from (not to be too precise) a county 
bordering on Wales, I have been spend- 
ing the remainder of what the young folks in the 
City are good enough to say is "a well-earned 
holiday," in the North Riding of Yorkshire, at 
Scarborough, a place not wholly unknown, and 
needing no reason that I know of that I should 
attempt to popularize it. I am not much attracted 
by the sea, that is to say, I cannot for the life of 
me sit all day on the sands, or lounge about on 
the parades. The Spa, with all its attractions for 
the young and the gay, has little or no attraction 
for an old fellow such as I am. I am constrained 
to admit, however, that the gardens are exceeding 
pretty, and gay with the choice flower-beds and 
winding paths in and about the wooded cliffs. 
Do not for a moment suppose that I despise these 



108 FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

lovely scenes. I am sure if I were of the same age 
as any of the young folk I see about me, I should, 
like them, adore them, as, indeed, I did once many 
and many a year ago, when " youth and I " were 
here together. I came here mainly because I was 
assured there was some good trout fishing to be 
got within an easy distance in the Yorkshire 
Derwent, and nearer still, in Scalby Beck but I 
must confess that I am a fair-weather fisherman, 
and the sort of weather which I found on the 
borders of Wales has pursued me to the eastern 
coast of Yorkshire. I have been here for a fortnight, 
and this, my last day, I can truly say is the only 
nice genial July day that I have had since here I 
have been. I am not going to complain of the 
weather one has to accept it, however rough or 
disagreeable it may be. My chief objection to it 
has been that it was not of the sort that I like 
when I go a-fishing. 

One doubtful morning early I started off for 
the village of Ay ton, five miles away, just where 
the Derwent emerges from the beautiful Forge 
Valley. I had provided myself with a five-shilling 
ticket for the day. I engaged a nice lad to ac- 
company me, and we started in very unpromising 
weather the river dead and motionless, grass 
long and wet, the air leaden and oppressive, 
betokening a thunderstorm, which came on heavily 
before we had long been at work. The laws of 
this club are stringent and severe. No trout shall 
be taken under eight inches in length, nor shall 



THE FORGE VALLEY 109 

more than ten brace of trout be taken in a day. 
There must be a superabundance of trout in this 
valley, for I learn that some five thousand yearlings 
were put in a year ago, and to these two thousand 
have been added this year ; the probability is that 
the river is overstocked, which also may account 
for the smallness of the fish at the present time. 
Doubtless here and there a big trout may be 
hidden away close under the banks, but there was 
no rise of fly to tempt them up. I was not long in 
hooking three brace, of which I lost one brace, 
and the others I put back, being, as I guessed, for 
I had no measure with me, under eight inches. 
When I met the keeper afterwards I found to my 
grief that my rule of thumb measurement was 
quite wrong according to true measurement I 
had put back four nine-inch trout. I got only a 
brace and a half afterwards, all of the same size, 
and then came on such tempestuous weather that 
I gave it up. 

I gave up my ticket to the keeper, and on 
examining it, " Ah ! " said he, " I remember a 
young gentleman of the same name as this who 
was here about eighteen years ago for three days. 
I remember him as well as if it was yesterday, for 
he was the best fisherman I ever saw on this river. 
Why, he carried off his ten brace of trout every 
day and they were big 'uns here in those days 
to say nothing of the lots he had to put back, as 
being beyond his limit." I could only remark 
that he must have a very good memory, otherwise 



110 FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

there was nothing very remarkable in the fact 
of two men of the same name having fished that 
river at an interval of eighteen years. The most 
curious part of the coincidence was that in turning up 
an old number of the Fishing Gazette (August 19, 
1882) I came upon an article entitled, " Fly Fishing 
near Scarborough," written by a gentleman of the 
same name, which quite confirms the keeper's 
report to me ; and so this wonderful angler turns 
out to be not only of the same name as, but 
somewhat more than a personal acquaintance of 
my own, Piscator Major by name. 

I only travelled up the river as far as the wood 
extends, and then the weather sent me back. I 
was told afterwards that I should have done far 
better if I had begun to fish where I left oflf, and 
fished in the open meadows past the Everley Hotel, 
and up to Hackness. 

This very day, my last at Scarborough, has 
been really a lovely summer day. I have just 
taken a trip, in order to realize the scene and get 
a better idea of the country, on a four -horse 
char-a-banc, round through Ayton and up by the 
side of the river through the Forge Valley, past 
Lord Derwent's place, through the village of 
Hackness, back through Scalby, and here ; and 
what a lovely thirteen-mile drive it was on the 
only really fine day we have had. We stopped 
for half-an-hour at the Everley Hotel (the only 
inn within three miles). There arrived about the 
same time ten other char-a-bancs, as they call 



THE FORGE VALLEY III 

them ugly French name why not call them 
brakes ? or, as they call them in Cornwall, Jersey 
cars. Each of these ten vehicles carried about 
twenty-five passengers, so that there must have 
been two hundred and fifty in all, glad young people 
let loose in these pretty grounds and thoroughly 
enjoying the only fine day they have seen for weeks. 
Among them were two or three happy anglers, 
who immediately wended their way down to the 
river. How I envied them as I saw the tops of 
their rods glinting in the sun ! Why had I not 
brought my rod with me ? The char-a-banc may 
have gone on to Jericho, I would not have gone 
with it. Hereabouts I am told is the best fishing 
on the Derwent. 

But to return to my first day's fishing after 
this long digression. I have no other incident 
to relate than that, unluckily, in making a cast, 
unaware that my boy was too close behind me, 
I caught him by the ear my fly was firmly fixed 
in the rim of it he screamed out, and unfortun- 
ately tore away at the hook, thereby causing 
much bloodshed and only driving it in more 
securely. As some of my readers may remember, 
I have had personal experience of an eyed hook 
firmly fixed not in the ear, but in a still more 
prominent feature. I hesitated to perform such 
a delicate surgical operation as was evidently 
necessary in this case, so I hurried him away 
home. He started off on his bicycle two miles 
away, and came back before I left the village with 



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FLY PISHIKG NEAR SCARBOROUGH 



the fly still sticking in his ear. The doctor was 
not at home. 

I have just had a note from his mother, telling 
me that he saw the doctor at twelve o'clock the 
same night, that the operation was successfully 
performed, and the wound is healing. 



CHAPTER XIV 
FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH SCALBY BECK 

I HAD been told that Scalby Beck was a 
good trout stream ; the trout are bigger 
there, running to a pound or two. One 
was caught there not long ago weighing four 
pounds, but they are few and far between, and 
difficult to catch, and as there is a select club of a 
dozen members owning the water, and they give 
strangers the great privilege of fishing there at the 
rate of $s. a day, I was tempted to give it a trial. 
I drove up there one gloomy morning, intending to 
fish up the beck from the sea, as I had been ad- 
vised. I landed on the bridge which crosses the 
stream close to the sea, and I looked about for a 
lad to carry my " Patent Slip-on," my bag, and my 
net, etc. ; but neither boy nor man was to be seen. 
After a time I saw a tramp coming along the road. 
He had the appearance of being an honest lad 
" down on his luck." I asked him if he wanted a 
job, and if he would go a-fishing with me. He said 
he would, as he hadn't a copper in his pocket, and 



114 FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

had tasted no food that day. He was not exactly 
the style of boy to do one much credit as a gillie. 
He wore a passable jacket, and I am inclined to 
think he had a shirt on, for there was something 
white sticking out of a big hole in his trousers not 
far away from the tail of his jacket, and his shoes 
were in a sad state of dilapidation ; but I judged 
him, not by his rags, but by his pleasant blue eyes 
and honest-looking countenance. Poor chap ! he 
had a famished, hungry look. I handed him the 
few little biscuits I happened to have in my pocket, 
and I engaged him there and then as my body- 
servant for the day. He put on my fishing-bag, 
which covered up a good deal that was not sightly ; 
he followed me, and turning to the left after cross- 
ing the bridge, we pursued our way along the north 
side of the stream. We met an old man, who said 
that the long pool in front of us was full of tremend- 
ously big chub but I did not want chub. He said 
I had better cross the water at a sort of weir a little 
higher up. I followed his advice confound him. 
I found myself in an entanglement of scrub bushes, 
burdocks, nettles, thorns, great tall things with 
enormous leaves as high as my head I think they 
are called wild rhubarb. Through this impenetrable 
forest I had to scramble and steer my rod, which 
was every moment catching in something or other 
overhead, for a quarter of a mile, but scarcely a 
glimpse could I get of the beck, and my man fol- 
lowed me with bag and baggage, till we came to a 
tall fence, which I got over somehow His legs 



SCALBY BECK 115, 

were, as he said, " more soople " than mine, and he 
got over easily. We then found ourselves in an 
open field, but far up above the water, which on 
both sides was everywhere closely lined with bushes, 
and inaccessible. By perseverance we found an 
opening at last down to the water, which just here 
was running in a little dribbling stream, for the 
beck, as far as I could see of it, consisted wholly 
of absolutely dead, slimy pools or little trickling 
streams such as the one we had now reached. As 
there seemed no prospect of getting near the water 
on our side, we walked across once more to the 
north side without wetting the soles of our boots. 
Alas ! that side was even worse. We pushed along 
somehow, up and down banks, till we came to what 
seemed to be somebody's garden. The upper part 
of it was laid out with flower-beds, but the part 
down by the water was an uncultivated wild, 
" where weeds and flowers promiscuous grow." We 
could see no other way out, so we broke into this 
garden and got across to a rocky place, above 
which we at last came to an open pool dead and 
slimy-looking. We were now close to the village, 
and the water looked and smelled as if it was 
strongly impregnated with the sewage of that 
village. 

By and by we reached the turnpike road, and 
crossing it, to pursue our course up this lovely beck, 
we encountered a notice board : "No road Tres- 
passers will be prosecuted" I interpreted this to 
apply to outsiders, not to such as myself, armed as 



116 FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

I was with a five-shilling ticket. Up to this point 
I may say I had scarcely seen the river. I had a 
rare scramble of ups and downs, and many chances 
of tumbling down into unseen crevasses covered 
over with ferns or nettles, but never an opportunity 
of seeing a fish, or rise, or casting my line upon 
the water ; so I boldly passed this notice-board and 
followed the south side of the river the water here 
looked a little more lively and in a very inacces- 
sible place I actually saw a rise ! I tried between 
the bushes below me, for I was on a high bank, to 
get over that fish, when suddenly across the water 
came a stentorian voice : " Are you aware, sir, that 
you are trespassing?" I looked up and I saw two 
gentlemen standing on the opposite bank. I ex- 
plained apologetically that I certainly was not 
aware of it ; that I held a ticket from the Scalby 
Beck Club, which I supposed entitled me to fish up 
to the Derwent. " You are mistaken, sir ; the river 
between these two bridges is my private property. 
However," he most kindly added, "as you are 
there you may fish on if you like up to the bridge. 
I may tell you that you will find the gate locked, 
but I dare say you will manage to get over it some- 
how." He added, smilingly, "You may get some 
better fishing above the bridge than I am afraid 
you have had down below." I did manage some- 
how to climb over that terrible spiked gate, but it 
was at the risk of seriously injuring myself, and my 
" soople " companion got over easily. We found 
ourselves in the turnpike road. I vowed I would 



SCALSY BECK 117 

fish no more. I have gone into these details be- 
cause I really think it is improper that a club 
composed, I have no doubt, of gentlemen should 
demand $s. for a day's walk such as I have at- 
tempted faithfully to describe. I can only regard 
it as an unwarrantable imposition. One wonders 
for what purpose such a club exists. It does abso- 
lutely nothing to keep the river in decent order, 
and I venture to think that if any member of it 
ever attempts to follow in my footsteps through 
that pathless jungle it could only be in expiation 
of, and as a terrible penance for, sins of omission 
as well as commission as regards this wretched 
ditch. I presume it is considered to be a perfectly 
useless extravagance to put a keeper to watch on 
that hideous beck ; he would surely soon commit 
suicide. At all events, I never saw a human being 
from one end to the other. I could certainly have 
performed the deeds I did with perfect impunity, 
and without paying 5.?. for a ticket. It may be that 
at certain times and seasons this beck, which, it 
appears, is nothing but an outlet for the overflow of 
the Derwent in times of flood, may afford sport for 
anglers, and probably there are big trout in it, as 
the ticket agent told me, but my experience may 
serve as a caution to other anglers to be careful 
how and when they lay out their money if they ex- 
pect to do better than I did. The game is certainly 
not worth the candle. We walked along the turn- 
pike road till, weary, exhausted, and exasperated, 
we found welcome at an inn. There I gave my 



118 FLY FISHING NEAR SCARBOROUGH 

tramp such a " tuck-out " as he did not appear to 
have had for a long time. He said he was a turner 
by trade, that he had been thrown out of work at 
Manchester, was tramping that day from Scar- 
borough to Whitby (twenty-two miles) on his way 
home to Newcastle, where he had friends. He had 
carried my " swag " carefully through the woods, 
and only lost two useful web straps, which may 
have been torn from his ragged pockets by the 
brambles. I furnished him not only with a bellyful 
of food, but some means to pursue his long journey, 
and I assure you the gratitude the poor fellow 
showed by his words and his looks was an abund- 
ant reward for me for the trials we had undergone 
together. 

Never again will I attempt to fish in Scalby 
Beck. 

A writer in the Scarborough Post, under the 
pseudonym Blue Dun, animadverts in a kindly way 
on my adventures. He pities me for having re- 
course to a tramp to carry my impedimenta, and 
expresses a wish that he had been with me, as he 
could have put me " in the way of bagging a few 
pounders." Of course I should have been delighted 
to have had his company had I known of him, who 
seems to know the beck so well, but I went in pure 
ignorance, never dreaming but that I should meet 
with some living being who could show me the 
way. I thought that at least I should find the 
keeper whom Blue Dun mentions, but whom I 
soon came to regard as a myth. I described my 



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own experiences, and I must adhere to them. And 
I advise the twelve members comprising the Scalby 
Beck Club (of whom Bhie Dun says he is one) to 
keep this precious beck wholly in their own hands, 
and on no account to allow any outsider to fish 
in it.* 

* I find that Piscator Major does not agree with me as to the 
angling capacities of the beck. He saw it in better times, caught 
some big trout there, and he it was who first advocated the pre- 
servation of it ; but he does agree with me that if the sewage of a 
village is turned into the only decent pool, then preservation is a 
farce. 




CHAPTER XV 

FISHERMAN'S LUCK 

SMALL claim have I to call myself a fisher- 
man, for although in the thraldom of a 
long and busy life I have had constantly 
before the eyes of my mind the possible charm of 
fishing in some picturesque and secluded spot, 
away, far away, from the hubbub and the noise 
and the garish turmoil of the city, how rarely have 
I been able to convert these dreams into pleasant 
realities ! My too prolonged incarceration reminds 
me of the familiar lines from Keats' sonnet 

" To one who has been long in city pent, 
'Tis very sweet to look into the fair 
And open face of heaven, to breathe a prayer 
Full in the smile of the blue firmament." 

During the last sixteen years of my life I have 
written quite a pile of little booklets, all of which 
record, more or less, my various angling ex- 
periences, and I think I may safely say they do 
not badly represent what I may call FISHERMAN'S 
LUCK. 



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They tell the story of very many absolute 
failures, and of singularly few even moderate 
successes. It may be for this very reason that 
they have from first to last been so kindly and 
so indulgently received by the Press and by a 
numerous public ; my good friends may quite 
reasonably have argued they must necessarily 
have at least the merit of truthfulness, for who 
would go out of his way to tell untruthfully the 
story of his failures ? 

Successes or failures, there is not a day among 
all those angling days that I cannot look back on 
with unfeigned pleasure, mixed, it is true, with a 
melancholy feeling of regret that they belong to 
a time that is past. 

If, taken as a whole, the days of our pilgrimage 
are "few and evil," as said the patriarch Jacob 
unto Pharaoh, I will say at least that few and 
pleasant have been my angling days. 

One of the many pleasant things about angling 
is the glorious uncertainty of it. Who, when he 
goeth forth of a morning full of the true angler's 
enthusiasm, can foresee or foretell what the day 
may bring forth ? True, he hopeth with abounding 
hope that his basket will be filled, but if he returns 
at the close of the day with his basket as light 
as it was in the morning, never does he think of 
exclaiming O, amid! perdidi diem! Quite the 
contrary ; he rejoiceth that he has gained ex- 
perience, and his hope for the morrow is kindled 
afresh by his failure of to-day. Blustering wind 



122 FISHERMAN'S LUCK 

may have taken place of the mild zephyr which 
the morn betokened ; scorching sunshine or 
tempestuous downpour may have spoilt his sport ; 
he complaineth not whilst he hath a " to-morrow " 
to retrieve the fortunes of to-day. It is only when 
that to-morrow has to bear him away from his 
pleasant haunts and hurry him back to the hateful 
city that his equanimity is somewhat disturbed. 

It is sixteen years and more since, for the first 
and only time, I explored the beauties of Dove- 
dale. There it was that I caught my first trout 
from the placid waters of the enchanted Dove, my 
first trout for perhaps forty years, for during that 
rather long period of time, when considered as a 
slice out of the usual span of human life, I had 
scarcely ever held a rod. Ah, that was a pleasant 
time ! We reached, as I well remember, that 
delightful old hotel, The Izaak Walton, in a 
tremendous downfall of rain, and we left it in a 
thunderstorm ; but the three weeks we spent there 
were glorious, and never to be forgotten by me. 
The story of it I ventured to tell in my first 
booklet An Amateur Angler's Days in Dovedale. 

Since that good time I have fished occasionally 
in many rivers ; although counted in days the 
sum total for sixteen years would not amount to 
many. I have had some successes and many 
failures, but every one of those days have been 
red-letter days. To have had and delighted in 
them I will always regard as my FISHERMAN'S 
LUCK. 



FISHERMAN'S LUCK 128 

The cause of my drifting into this long pre- 
liminary rigmarole, is that I have just now been 
reading a book called 

FISHERMAN'S LUCK AND SOME OTHER UN- 
CERTAIN THINGS. By HENRY VAN DYKE. 

The paper, printing, and pictures in this pretty 
book are pleasant to look upon, and the contents 
such as you may expect to find, being written by 
the same accomplished and facile hand that wrote 
Little Rivers, that charming book to which some 
year or two ago I drew attention. I desire to do 
the same with Fisherman's Luck; not critically, 
for I am no critic, but just to gossip about it in my 
usual rambling fashion. 

The writer is, I think, a popular preacher, 
having one of the largest congregations in New 
York ; but he would fain lead us to believe that 
although to catch men is his daily occupation, in 
catching fishes lies his true vocation, because he 
was "born so." He himself acknowledges that 
his chosen pursuit is angling, which he "follows 
with diligence when not interrupted by less im- 
portant concerns," a statement, of course, not to 
be taken too seriously. 

Mr Van Dyke is not only a great preacher and 
an enthusiastic angler, he is also a charming writer, 
and he adorns whatever subject he touches by the 
cultivated tone of his style and the brightness and 
daintiness of his humour. 

I shall, perforce, confine myself to some of 



124 FISHERMAN'S LUCK 

the fishing chapters, from which I propose to 
appropriate a few choice bits in which I think 
anglers would be interested. 

When I was fishing on Lake Vyrnwy a few 
years ago, I had a little adventure with Madame 
Sandpiper and her little brood, which I gave an 
account of in By Meadow and Stream. I was, 
on that account, particularly interested in reading 
Mr Van Dyke's adventure with a Canadian sand- 
piper. I must quote his description of it in full 

" I was walking up the Ristigouche, from Camp 
Harmony to Mowett's Rock, where my canoe was 
waiting for me, to fish for salmon. As I stepped 
out from a thicket on to the shingly bank of the 
river a spotted sandpiper teetered along before me, 
followed by three young ones. Frightened at first, 
she flew out a few feet over the water ; but the 
piperlings could not fly, having no feathers, and 
they crept under a crooked log. I rolled the log 
over very gently, and took one of the cowering 
creatures into my hand a tiny palpitating scrap 
of life, covered with soft grey down, and peeping 
shrilly like a Liliputian chicken. And now the 
mother was transformed. Her face was changed 
into fury. She was a bully, a fighter, an amazon 
in feathers. She flew at me with loud cries, 
dashing herself almost into my face ; I was a 
tyrant, a robber, a kidnapper, and she called 
heaven to witness that she would never give up her 
offspring without a struggle. Then she changed 
her tactics, and appealed to my baser passions. 



FISHERMAN'S LUCK 125 

She fell to the ground, and fluttered around me 
as if her wings were broken. ' Look ! ' she seemed 
to say, ' I am bigger than that poor little baby. 
If you must eat something, eat me ! My wing is 
lame, I can't fly. You can easily catch me. Let 
that little bird go ! ' And so I did ; and the whole 
family disappeared in the bushes as if by magic." 

Mr Rudyard Kipling, in a letter to the editor 
of the Fishing Gazette a few months ago, in a 
reply to a previous suggestion that he had taken 
Pacific Coast salmon with the fly, said : "In the 
language of the immortal Jorrocks, spoon ! spoon ! 
spoon ! ' Fly ' is a slip of the rod. Those brutes 
won't rise to it." Still the question, " Do Salmon 
take the Fly in Salt Water?" is an open question. 

Mr Van Dyke was once fishing on a fair little 
river, the P'tit Saguenay, with two friends, who had 
done all that could be done to secure sport, but 
the weather was " dour " and the water " drumly," 
and every day the lumbermen sent a "drive" of 
ten thousand spruce logs rushing down the flooded 
stream. Not having seen a salmon for four days, 
they went down into the tide water of the greater 
Saguenay. 

"There, in the salt water, where men say the 
salmon never take the fly, H. E. G , fishing with 
a small trout rod, a poor, short line, and an ancient 
Red Ibis of the common kind, rose and hooked a 
lordly salmon of at least 35 Ibs. Was not this 
pure luck f . . . Four times that great fish leaped 
into the air ; twice he suffered the pliant reed to 



126 FISHERMAN'S LUCK 

guide him toward the shore, and twice ran out 
again to deeper water. Then his spirit awoke 
within him, he bent the rod like a willow wand, 
dashed toward the middle of the river, broke the 
line as if it had been pack-thread, and sailed 
triumphantly away to join the white porpoises that 
were tumbling in the tide. ' Whe-e-eivj they said, 
'"wke-e-ew, psha-a-aw} but what did H. E. G 
say ? . . . ' Those porpoises,' said he, ' describe 
the situation rather mildly, but it was good fun 
while it lasted.'" 

The Thrilling Moment is the title of a very 
interesting chapter. In the autumn of 1894 Mr 
Van Dyke, his friend Paul, and Ferdinand their 
guide, went a-fishing for ouananiche in what he 
calls the Unpronounceable river. It was the last 
day with the land-locked salmon ; they found the 
water coming down in flood. The stream was 
bank-full, gurgling and eddying out among the 
bushes, and rushing over the shoal where the fish 
used to lie, in a brown torrent ten feet deep, and 
their last day seemed destined to be a failure. 
Paul wandered down-stream to look after an eddy 
where he might pick up a small trout or two. 
Ferdinand resigned himself without a sigh to the 
consolation of eating blueberries, and our author, 
more disconsolate than his comrades, sat down 
among the rocks, and (to my gratified surprise) 
took from his pocket An Amateur Angler's Days 
in Dovedale, and settled down "to read himself 
into a Christian frame of mind." 



FISHERMAN'S LUCK 127 

I need not say that I regard this simple state- 
ment as the highest compliment that could be 
paid the "A. A." 

But the consolation to be derived from reading 
that little book was not needed ; it came in another 
and quite unexpected way, the whole aspect of 
affairs was suddenly changed. " Despondency 
vanished and the river glistens with the beams of 
rising hope." 

" My immediate duty was to get within casting 
distance of that salmon as soon as possible. The 
way along the shore of the pool was difficult. 
The bank was very steep, and the rocks by the 
river's edge were broken and glibbery. Presently 
I came to a sheer wall of stone, perhaps thirty 
feet high, rising directly from the deep water. 
. . . The ledge in the rock now came to an end, 
but below me in the pool there was a sunken reef, 
and on this reef a long log had caught, with one 
end sticking out of the water within jumping 
distance. It was the only chance. To go back 
would have been dangerous. An angler with a 
large family dependent on him has no right to 
incur unnecessary perils. Besides, the fish was 
waiting for me in the pool ! So I jumped ; landed 
on the edge of the log ; felt it settle slowly down ; 
ran along it like a small boy on a see-saw, and 
leaped off into shallow water just as the log rolled 
from the ledge and lunged out into the stream. . . . 
The ' all ashore ' bell was not rung early enough. 
I just got off with not half-a-second to spare." 



128 FISHERMAN'S LUCK 

After struggling to act deliberately, being him- 
self of a precipitate nature, he set about selecting 
his flies, and having at length selected two that 
he thought fairly good, he laid them down on the 
grass to look through his book for something 
better, but finding nothing, he turned to pick up 
those he had laid down, only to find they had 
mysteriously vanished. Then he had a struggle 
with naughty words, and at last concluded that 
"precipitation is a fault, but deliberation in a 
person of precipitate disposition is a vice." 

Having exhausted his fly-book in casting flies 
over that ouananiche which the fish would not 
look at, he was about to give up in despair. 

"At this psychological moment I heard behind 
me a voice of hope the song of a grasshopper. 
I believed that he was the destined lure for that 
ouananiche, but it was hard to persuade him to 
fulfil his destiny. I slapped at him with my hat, 
but he was not there ; I grasped at him on the 
bushes, and brought away 'nothing but leaves.' 
At last he made his way to the very edge of the 
water, and poised himself on a stone, with his legs 
tucked in for a long leap and a bold flight to the 
other side of the river. I made a desperate grab 
at it, and caught the grasshopper. . . . When that 
kri-karee went floating down the stream, the 
ouananiche was surprised. It was the I4th of 
September, and he had supposed the grasshopper 
season was over. The unexpected temptation was 
too strong for him. He rose with a rush, and in 




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an instant I was fast to the best land-locked 
salmon of the year. . . . My rod weighed only 
4^ ozs. ; the fish weighed between 6 Ibs. and 7 Ibs. ; 
the water was furious and headstrong ; I had only 
thirty yards of line, and no landing-net. 

" ' Hold. ! Ferdinand] I cried. l Apporte la nette^ 
vite ! A beauty ! Hurry up ! ' . . . 

" A dozen times he leapt from the water, but at 
last he was played out, and came in quietly 
towards the point of the rock. At the same 
moment Ferdinand appeared with the net. . . . 
Ferdinand is the best netsman in the Lake St 
John country. . . . Just at the right instant he 
made one quick, steady swing of the arms, and 
the head of the net broke clean off the handle 
and went floating away with the fish in it ! 

"All seemed to be lost; but Ferdinand was 
equal to the occasio. . He seized a long crooked 
stick that lay in a pile of driftwood on the shore, 
sprang into the water up to his waist, caught the 
net as it drifted past, and dragged it to land, with 
the ultimate ouananiche, the prize of the season, 
still glittering through its meshes. This is the 
story of my most thrilling moments as an angler." 

The picture represents the thrilling moment 
when the ouananiche was led into temptation by 
the grasshopper. 



CHAPTER XVI 

ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

WHEN I was young I saw visions, and when I 
grew old I dreamed dreams of some time 
or other, always in the dim vista of a 
distant future, breaking the chain which binds me 
to the "madding crowd's ignoble strife," and of 
taking my departure to some rural spot where I 
might uninterruptedly devote my leisure to the 
study of Nature, and particularly to that form 
of it which Izaak Walton calls "the contemplative 
man's recreation." It is many years since I 
crossed the Rubicon, beyond whose limits the 
Psalmist declares our " strength to be but labour and 
sorrow," and I yet, foolish dreamer ! still dream on of 

" Meadows trim and daisies pied, 
Shallow brooks and rivers wide," 

where the chief employment of my idle time, 
" not idly spent," would be the practice of the art 
of angling ; " a rest to the mind, a cheerer of 
the spirits, a calmer of unquiet thoughts, a diverter 



ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 181 

of sadness, a procurer of contentedness," as said 
Sir Henry Wotton. 

But now, alas ! I am beginning to realize that 
these are but the "phantoms of hope," never to 
be realized ; and yet, in one sense, I may regard 
myself as a mere youth when I compare my age 
with that of " the good old man," Dr Nowell, once 
Dean of St Paul's, who attained the age of ninety- 
five. " His age neither impaired his hearing, nor 
dimmed his eyes, nor weakened his memory, nor 
made any of the faculties of his mind weak and 
useless." Now, this good old man, says Walton, 
" spent a tenth part of his time in angling, and it 
is said that angling and temperance were great 
causes of these blessings." 

Izaak Walton says of that "undervaluer of 
money," Sir Henry Wotton, that when he was 
beyond seventy years he made this description of 
a part of the pleasure which possessed him, as 
he sat quietly on a summer's evening on a bank 
a-fishing, from which I quote the two first verses, 
although I know that they are familiar to all 
anglers 

" This day Dame Nature seemed to love : 
The lusty sap began to move ; 
Fresh juice did stir th" embracing vines, 
And birds had drawn their valentines. 

" The jealous trout that low did lie, 
Rose at the well-dissembled fly ; 
There stood my friend with patient skill, 
Attending of his trembling quill." 



132 ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

And surely it was angling and temperance com- 
bined that prolonged the days of Izaak Walton 
himself to the age of ninety, notwithstanding the 
troublous times in which he lived. < 

Charles Lamb, who himself greatly preferred 
" the pavements of the motley Strand to mountains 
and romantic dales, and all that fantastic stuff," 
bore most interesting testimony to the charm of 
Walton. I unexpectedly came across the following 
lines in Keble's Christian Year, a little volume, by 
the way, perhaps not very familiar to anglers in 
general, but well suited for the side-pocket when 
they go a-fishing 

" Oh, who shall tell how calm and sweet, 
Meek Walton ! seems thy green retreat, 
When wearied with the tale thy times disclose, 
The eye first finds thee out in thy secure repose." 

With these great exemplars before me I will not 
all hope abandon of yet finding " a green retreat " 
before the final retreat under the green sod. 

" We are such stuff as dreams are made of, 
And our little life is rounded by a sleep." 

I think it was from a feeling akin to envy which 
arose within me on reading a book entitled, 
ANIMALS OF TO-DAY : THEIR LIFE AND CON- 
VERSATION, By C. J. CORNISH, so full of country 
life, that led me into so long a digression about my 
own pent-up existence in a great city, and to 
" babble o' green fields " beyond my reach. I have 
read it with much pleasure, and have found in it 



ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 188 

much information about a great variety of animals 
written in a familiar and attractive style. 

In some chapters we are told how certain wild 
animals have managed to maintain themselves 
during the bad times of the nineteenth century ; 
" their shifts and expedients, and personal idiosyn- 
crasies, and instances of their survival under 
difficulties. . . . Other chapters deal with the 
wonderful progress of the domestic kinds." 

My own knowledge of animals being more or 
less confined to the domestic cat, for which 
animal I have at best but a moderate liking, and 
at worst a very distinct aversion, I will quote a 
few lines of what Mr Cornish has to say about 
them 

" The number of cats in London," he says (his 
authority being the Daily Mat/), " is four hundred 
thousand." Surely that must be a very low 
estimate ; there must be more cats than dogs in 
this vast metropolis, and yet I have seen it stated 
that about a tenth of that number of dogs (say 
forty thousand) is annually murdered by the 
police, for no other crime than having shuffled 
off their miserable muzzles ! Now, if it be allowed 
that one-tenth of the dogs of London were 
thus ruthlessly destroyed, it would bring the total 
number of London dogs to the same number 
as the cats ; but, after all, I leave the matter in 
the competent hands of Mr Cornish and the 
Daily Mail correspondent, whose figures are 
doubtless derived from actual counting of the 



184 ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

cats, while I have certainly not counted the dogs. 
Of the above number of cats* half are said to be 
of the happy domestic kind, and half of the wild, 
" unattached," starved, homeless sort. Now, if the 
police would destroy all unattached cats, and leave 
the dogs alone, they would earn the gratitude 
instead of the anathemas of the community at 
large. It seems, however, that even these poor 
creatures are not wholly to be despised, for it is 
largely owing to these starved wretches that 
London is preserved from a plague of rats ; it 
is through their vigilance that "in most parts of 
London rats have been driven underground into 
the sewers by the warfare of cats." 

"The London cat," says Mr Cornish, " is sleepy 
and quiet all day," but it is unnecessary to be told 
that " he is an early riser," for we all know it to our 
sorrow. " In summer mornings, from four A.M. to 
five A.M., London ceases to belong to the world of 
men, and is given up to the sole enjoyment of 
London birds and London cats." Then it is, alas ! 
or long before then, that the sleepless biped is 
aroused from his first short sleep by the exasperat- 
ing howls and unearthly screams of cats on the 
lawn under his bedroom window. 

As I have said, I am but moderately fond of 
even a respectable, quiet, home-bred cat. The one 
that looks after my mice is perfectly black, his 
coat is thick and glossy not a speck of white on 
him. He is now about four years old, and has 
seen and suffered much affliction in his time. One 



ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 186 

evening, two years since, "he would a- wooing go, 
whether his missis would let him or no ! " and he 
was terribly punished for his disobedience. 

He did not come back for a fortnight, and he 
was mourned as lost. At length, however, his 
missis (our cook) heard a faint wailing down the 
garden. She doted on him, and so ran out to 
see what was the matter and what an object 
met her view ! There was Charlie, but he was wild, 
he would not come near her. He was ashamed, 
no doubt, of his personal appearance, for he was 
literally nothing but skin and bones there was 
not a particle of hair or fur on his whole body 
his skin was bare as parchment. It was quite 
evident that some inhuman two-legged beast had 
caught him, and probably dipped him in petroleum 
and then set him afire. He was truly a heart- 
rending spectacle. His missis shed tears, mostly 
because he wouldn't come near her. She put down 
food for him in the garden, and when there was no 
one near he would come up and greedily devour 
it. This went on for a day or two. At last she 
coaxed him into the kitchen, and there he was 
tenderly nursed for many a day, till his hair began 
to grow again, and he gradually became a cheerful, 
happy cat. Now he is a picture of grave respect- 
ability. There is no frolicsome nonsense about 
him all that has been burnt out of him. He is 
mostly confined to the kitchen, and he knows his 
position exactly. Formerly he was given to 
scratching my dining-room chairs to pieces, so he 



186 ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

had to be sent away. He comes up, however, at 
breakfast-time, rubs himself against my legs, looks 
up at me, and cries " Mew ! " by which he means 
to say, " Good-morning ! How are you ? Have 

you used ? " I reply, " Good-morning, Charlie ! " 

pat him and stroke him, and then he toddles off 
down-stairs. He never shows the least desire to 
eat anything ; his only object is to show himself, 
ask after my health, and then to retire. Notwith- 
standing this friendly familiarity indoors, if I meet 
him in the garden he is off like a shot ; he won't 
come near me. Clearly, he still retains some bitter 
memory of the past, and suspects even me. Only 
this morning I met him, and he shot away as usual ; 
but that was owing to his guilty conscience, for I 
found he had been scratching big holes in the beds 
which the gardener had only yesterday neatly 
covered over with tan to protect the young bulbs 
such is the aggravating nature of even the best 
of cats ! As for his torturers, I charitably hope 
some day to see them tarred and feathered on 
Hampstead Heath. 

Mr Cornish tells us that the North-American 
puma is positively friendly to man, and quotes 
many instances of this friendliness. I may say, 
that when I was travelling in the Rocky Moun- 
tains some years ago, I encountered one of these 
remarkable animals. He is without the mane 
of the African lion, is much smaller, and of a 
more genial aspect, and the opinion I formed 
of him entirely coincides with and confirms Mr 



ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 187 

Cornish's reports. He stood in the centre of the 
large hall of the Mammoth Hot Springs Hotel, 
in the Yellowstone Park. A card which he held 
firmly in his mouth invited me to "meet him by 
moonlight alone." I declined the invitation, but 
according to all accounts I should have met with 
a most friendly reception. As an instance of this, 
Mr Cornish tells of a gentleman, "who was 
going up one of the rivers in Venezuela in his 
steam launch, and gave a passage to a Cornish 
miner, who was going up to the goldfields. The 
passenger, who was an elderly man, usually slung 
his hammock on shore. One morning, being 
asked how he had slept, he complained that the 
frogs had wakened him by croaking near his 
hammock. Some Indians who had been taking 
down the hammock laughed, and being asked the 
reason, still laughing, said, ' O, tiger sleep with 
old man last night.' " " They had satisfied them- 
selves that a puma had been lying just under the 
hammock, and it was probably the satisfied purring 
of the puma, which had enjoyed the pleasure of 
sleeping 'in the next berth' below a man, that 
had wakened the occupant of the hammock." 

In the chapter on "Animals as Colonists," 
Mr Cornish says that nearly all the domestic 
animals now in Australia and New Zealand are of 
British origin ; there are now in round numbers 
one hundred and eleven millions of sheep, nine 
millions of cattle, and one million three hundred 
thousand horses. The English rabbit and the 



188 ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

English sparrow are the only unwelcome guests ; 
but I am told that for the rabbit, now so terribly 
prolific in Australia, there has been found another 
market, soon to be developed. 



THE CUCKOO. 

In that very pleasant book by Mr G. A. B. Dewar, 
Wild Life in Hampshire Highlands, the author 
has a good deal to say about my favourite, the 
cuckoo, that singular bird so often heard and so 
rarely seen, excepting at a distance and on the 
wing. Not long ago I made a closer acquaintance 
with a cuckoo than I had ever had before. Early 
in June 1899 I was lounging on the lawn of a country 
house in Buckinghamshire watching the children 
playing croquet, when a French lady came up to 
me with a strange bird in her hands. " Voila ! 
monsieur," cried she, "c'est un coucou, n'est-ce-pas ?" 
"Ah, oui, madame," said I, "c'est une chose extra- 
ordinaire." The bird apparently in its headlong 
flight had accidentally dashed through the bath- 
room window, either in pursuit of, or being pursued 
by a bevy of small birds, who have no friendly feeling 
towards this robber of their nests and murderer of 
their young ; and there she captured it. It was 
a lovely young specimen, in its finest plumage. 
I had never seen one so near at hand before. The 
youngsters all wanted to keep it in a cage, but I 
felt sure that it would soon die in captivity, and so 



ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 189 

reluctantly we let it off. Away it flew, and soon 
we heard its joyful if slightly monotonous old 
familiar song in the distant wood. 

I gather from Mr Dewar that the great Doctor 
Jenner, the discoverer of vaccination for the cure 
of smallpox, was an observant ornithologist. He 
made a note of the fact that he had seen " a young 
cuckoo just hatched and quite blind thrust out 
both a young bird and an egg which were the 
rightful occupants of the usurped nest." 

Jenner's story has not been accepted by all 
naturalists. Waterton poured contemptuous ridicule 
upon it. Whether a few-hours-old cuckoo could 
get the bird upon its back, climb up and throw it 
overboard or not may be still open to question ; 
but the fact that cuckoos do deposit their eggs 
in the nests of other birds has long been settled. 
Gilbert White has much to say on the subject. 
Mr Dewar himself gives an interesting account 
of his discovery of a " hideous young bird, naked, 
blind, and glistening as though it had been 
polished," in a wren's nest, out of which the 
wren's eggs had been ejected, three of which were 
found on the ground. He concluded that this 
feeble, helpless log could not possibly have ejected 
the eggs, and that they must have been thrown 
out by the wrens themselves, or by the old cuckoo. 

What will, of course, be of special interest to 
anglers, is the chapter on Angling in Hampshire, 
chiefly on the Test and its tributaries, a chapter 
of pleasant experiences, interesting theories, and 



140 ANIMALS OF TO-DAY 

piscatorial adventures, which will give rise to 
pleasant reminiscences, and perhaps excite some 
questionings in the minds of anglers who have 
fished the Test and the Itchen, and who, of course, 
have their pet theories on every question that can 
be raised on the various modes of capturing the 
well-educated trout in these delightful ri\ ers. 



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