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Pot  Pourri 

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Gifts  Literary  and  Artistic 


CONTRIBUTED  AS  A  SOUVENIR  OF  THE  GRAND  MASONIC  BAZAAR 

IN  AID  OF  THE  ANNUITY  FUND  OF  SCOTTISH  MASONIC 

BENEVOLENCE,  EDINBURGH  1890 


EDITED  BY 

W.  GRANT  STEVENSON,  A.R.SA., 

R.W.M.  OF  LODGE  DRAMATIC  AND  ARTS,  No.  757 


PRINTED  FOR   LODGE   DRAMATIC  AND   ARTS,  No.  757, 

BY    TURNBULL    &     SPEARS,     THISTLE    STREET, 

EDINBURGH  1890 


\' 


P  r  e  f  a  c  e 


npHE  LODGE  DRAMATIC  AND  ARTS, 
-*-  No.  757,  begs  most  gratefully  to  thank  those 
Authors  and  Artists  who  have  so  generously  devoted 
their  literary  and  artistic  gifts  to  the  production  of 
this  interesting  Souvenir  of  the  Grand  Masonic 
Bazaar.  Contributions  have  been  received  from 
those  outside  the  Craft, — but  charity  claims  us  all 
in  a  common  brotherhood  ;  and  it  will  doubtless  be 
a  source  of  pleasure  to  all  who  have  contributed 
their  offerings,  that  the  Annuity  Fund  of  Scottish 
Masonic  Benevolence  will  be  substantially  benefited 
by  their  efforts. 


December  1890. 


Contents 


Pot  Pourri  (a  Prefatory  Flourish) 

Age  ..... 

The  Prince's  Quest 

Anni  Fugaces 

Glentirlie  .... 

A  Ballade  of  Tobacco  Smoke 

A  Sunny  Morning  in  my  Garden  . 

"  La  Tombe  dit  a  la  Rose  " 

The  Truth  about  Lambs    . 

The  Beautiful 

The  Gypsy  Wooer  . 

An  Old  World  Matter 

Men  and  Books 

The  Prayer  of  the  Pompeian  Mother 

An  Easterly  Harr 

The  Poppy  Blows    . 

"  The  Castled  Rhine" 

In  Ne\v  College  Chapel,  Oxford 

Bazaars        .... 

A  Madrigal 

The  End  of  It         . 


page 

1 1 

Johti  Stuart  Blackie 

15 

Jerome  K.  Jerome 

16 

Hugh  Haliburton 

•    27 

John  Tod 

29 

Alexander  Anderson     . 

•   52 

Annie  S.  Swan 

54 

W.  H.  Mallock 

58 

W.  Grant  Stevenson,  A.R.S.A 

59 

Sir  Noel  Faton 

64 

Graham  K.  Tomson 

66 

James  C.  Dibdin 

68 

John  Stuart  Blackie 

73 

D.  W.  Stevenson,  R.S.A. 

74 

Sarah  Tytler    . 

76 

H.  Bellyse  Baildon 

82 

Robina  F.  Hardy 

84 

Sir  Nod  Faton 

94 

J.  M.  Barrie    . 

95 

George  A.  Feacock 

99 

IV.  E.  Henley 

100 

List  of  Illustrations 


Pot  Pourri 

St  Giles'  . 

Por  Pourri  {Initial) 

Age 

The  Prince's  Quest  {Initial) 

Anni  Fugaces 

Do. 
Glentirlie 

Do. 

Do. 

A  Ballade  of  Tobacco  Smoke 

A    Sunny    Morning    in    my 
Garden 

La    To.mbe    bit    a    la    Rose 
(Initial) 

The  Truth  About  Lambs 

Do.  Do.    . 

The  Beautiful  (/w7/^?/) 


PAGE 

Cover 


15 
16 


W.  BURN-MURDOCH 
GEORGE  REID,  R.S.A. 
TOM  M'EWAN 
OTTO  T.  LEYDE,  R.S.A. 
G.  DENHOLM  ARMOUR 
H.  W.  KERR      . 
GEORGE  AIKMAN,  A.R.S.A. 
G.  W.  JOHNSTONE,  A.R.S.A. 
R.  B.  NISBET     . 
WILLIAM  SMALL 
DUNCAN  MACKELLAR 

T.  M.  HAY 


J.  MICHAEL  BROWN              .            .  58 

W.  GRANT  STEVENSON,  A.R.S.A.  61 

Do.                        Do.     .            .  63 

64 


26 


35 
42 

53 


lO 


Pot   Pourri. 


PAGE 

Ax  Old  World  Matter 

. 

71 

Do.               Do. 

.            72 

The  Prayer  of  the  Pompeian 

Mother 

J.  MICHAEL  BROWN 

•       75 

Ax  Easterly  Harr 

T.  M.  HAY 

.     n 

Do. 

Do.                   .             .             • 

.     80 

The  Poppy  Blows 

JOHN  BLAIR    . 

.          82 

Do. 

Do.               .            .            . 

.    83 

"The  Castled  Rhine" 

POLLOCK  S.  NISBET 

.    87 

In  New  College  Chapel, 

Ox- 

FORD  . 

HARRY  MITCHELL    . 

•       94 

The  Exd  OF  It   . 

SAMUEL  REID 

ICI 

Pot  Pourri 


A   PREFATORY   FLOURISH 


MEG  lifting  the  lid  of  the 
Pot,  an  odour  was  diffused 
through  the  place,  which, 
if  the  vapours  of  a  witch's 
cauldron  could  in  aught  be 
trusted,  promised  something 
better  than  the  hell-broth 
which  such  vessels  are 
usually  supposed  to  con- 
tain. It  was,  in  fact,  the 
savour    of  a   goodly   stew, 

composed  of  fowls,  hares,  partridges  and  moor  game,  boiled 

in  a  large  mess  with  vegetables  and  sweet  herbs,  and  from 

the  look   of  the  cauldron,    appeared   to    be    prepared    for  a 

multitude  of  people. 

"  Hae,  then,"  said  she,  heaving  a  portion  of  the  mess  into 

a  cream-coloured  dish  and  strewing  it  savourily  with  salt  and 

pepper,  "  there's  what  will  warm  your  heart." 

"I  do  not  \\MXig^r\—conjuro  ^el—thai  is,  I  thank  you  heartily, 

Mrs  Merrilees,"  stammered  the  Dominie ;  for  he  said  to  him- 


12 


Pot  Pourri. 


self,  "  The  savour  is  sweet ;  but  it  hath  been  cooked  in  the 
feob^e  ©ramattC  ant  (^xU.  Who  knoweth  what  mystic 
passes  have  been  made  over  the  pot ;  or  with  what  forbidden 
rites  the  ingredients  thereof  have  been  gathered  together ;  or 
what  evil  purposes  they  are  to  serve." 

"  Awa'  wi'  ye,  ye  worricow  ! "  said  the  sibyl,  impatiently 
notino-  his  hesitation.  "  Kent  ye  ever  ill  ware  wi'  sae  halesome 
a  reek  ?  If  ye  dinna  eat  instantly,  and  put  some  saul  in  ye, 
by  the  bread  and  the  salt,  I'll  put  it  down  your  throat  wi'  the 
cutty  spoon.     Gape,  sinner,  and  swallow." 

Sampson,  afraid  of  eye  of  newt,  and  toe  of  frog,  tigers'  chaul- 
drons,  and  so  forth,  had  determined  not  to  venture  ;  but  the 
smell  of  the  stew  was  fast  melting  his  obstinacy.  Hunger  and 
Curiosity  are  excellent  casuists. 

"Saul,"  said  Hunger,  "feasted  with  the  Witch  of  Endor." 
"  And,"  quoth  Curiosity,  "  the  salt  which  she  sprinkled  upon 
the  food  shewed  plainly  it  is  not  a  necromantic  banquet,  in 
which  that  savouring  never  occurs."  "  And  besides,"  said 
Hunger,  after  the  first  spoonful,  "  it  is  savoury  and  refreshing- 
viands." 

"  Eat  your  fill,"  said  the  hostess  ;  "  but  an  ye  kenned 
how  the  meat  was  gotten,  ye  ma)'be  wadna  like  it  sae  week" 
Sampson's  spoon  fell,  in  the  act  of  conveying  its  load  to  his 
mouth.  "  I  hae  them  that  will  baith  write  and  read  and  ride 
and  rin  for  me,"  continued  Meg.  "  There's  been  mony  a 
midnight  watch  to  bring  a'  that  trade  together." 

"  Is  that  all,"  thought  Sampson,  resuming  his  spoon,  and 
shovelling  away  manfully.  "  I  will  not  lack  my  food  upon 
that  argument." 

"  Now  ye  maun  tak'  a  dram." 


Pot  Pourri.  13 

"  I  will,"  quoth  Sampson.  And  when  he  had  put  this 
copestone  upon  Meg's  good  cheer,  he  felt,  as  he  said, 
"  mightily  elevated  and  afraid  of  no  evil  that  could  befall  him." 

— "  Guy  Mannering','  adapted. 

The  first  thing  that  took  captive  and  subdued  Sancho's 
desire  was  a  Pot,  which  was  never  made  of  the  mould  of 
common  pots,  and  around  which  were  men  and  women  cooks, 
all  cunning,  all  zealous,  and  all  content.  So  without  being 
able  to  suffer  longer,  and  having  no  power  for  aught  else,  he 
came  to  one  of  the  busy  cooks,  and  with  courteous  and  hungry 
arguments,  entreated  that  he  would  let  him  dip  a  crust  of 
bread  in  it. 

To  which  the  Cook  replied,  "  Brother,  this  is  not  a  day 
over  which  hunger  rules,  thanks  to  the  givers  of  the  feast ; 
alight,  and  look  about  thee  for  a  ladle,  and  skim  out  a  pullet 
or  two,  and  much  good  may  they  do  thee." 
"  I  cannot  see  one,"  said  Sancho. 

"  Hold  on,"  cried  the  Cook.  "  Body  o'  me  !  But  what 
a  dainty  do-nothing  art  thou  ! "  Saying  this,  he  took  a 
kettle,  and,  after  a  prefatory  flourish,  plunging  it  into  the  pot, 
he  drew  out  three  fat  pullets  and  two  wild  fowl,  and  said  to 
Sancho,  "  Eat,  friend,  and  break  thy  fast  with  these  skimmings 
while  dinner  time  is  coming." 

"  I  have  nothing  to  put  it  in,"  said  Sancho. 
"  Well  take  it  all,"  said  the  Cook,  "  spoon  and  everything  ; 
for  liberal  hearts  supply  all." 

"  Brother,"  said  the  squire,  "  to  this  House  I  hold  me. 
And  methinks  there  can  be  no  better  Symbol  of  Brotherhood 
than  this  feasting,  where  what  is   given  is  given  with  good 


14  Pot  Pourri. 

will,  and  accepted  with  thankful  heart,  and  consumed  with 
lusty  appetite.  Aught  else  is  idle  words,  for  which  they  will 
demand  an  account  from  us  in  the  next  world."  Saying  this 
he  began  anew  to  assault  the  contents  of  the  Pot  with  such 
sturdy  stomach  that  it  awaked  that  of  Don  Quixote. 

— ''Don  Quixote"  sligJitly  altered. 


Age 


PAINT  me  no  lies !  full  surely  I  draw  breath 
Ten  years  beyond  the  proper  time  to  die  ; 
And  if  you  hail  me  still  not  far  from  death, 
Your  words  are  traitor  to  the  truth — you  lie. 
Autumn  hath  fruits  unknown  to  merry  May, 
But  May  hath  bloom,  and  pledge  of  fruitage  too, 
And  the  delight  of  growing  day  by  day 
More  strong  in  substance  and  more  bright  in  hue. 
Age  may  not  grow  ;  if  in  my  span  of  time 
God  gave  me  grace  with  stretch  of  pious  pains, 
From  pleasant  thoughts  to  weave  a  tuneful  rhyme. 
Or  preach  a  needful  truth  from  well-schooled  brains. 
Enough  :   I  stirred  the  soil  and  plucked  the  weed, 
Where  happier  hands  may  cast  the  fruitful  seed. 


^(fiul  Ju^ii.U^Jji 


The  Prince's  Quest 


NCE  upon  a  time,  in  a  far-off 
country,  there  lived  a  Prince  who 
ought  to  have  been  very  happy  but 
wasn't.  He  reissued  in  a  eoreeous 
palace,  and  was  rich,  and  powerful, 
and  great,  and  had  everything  he 
wanted — that  is,  at  least,  he  had 
everything  he  wanted,  except  the 
one  thing  that  he  wanted  more  than 
anything  else  on  earth,  and  to  obtain 
which  he  would  have  given  half  his 
kingdom.  He  would  have  given 
the  whole  for  the  matter  of  that, 
only  he  had  already  promised  the 
other  half  to  any  one  who  would 
tell  him  what  it  was  he  wanted. 

Everybody  had  a  guess  at  it,  but  nobody  seemed  able  to 
hit  upon  it.  Everything  that  was  suggested  he  had  ;  every- 
thing that  wealth  could  buy,  or  skill  procure,  was  his  already, 
So  at  last  he  appealed  to  the  wise  men  of  the  city,  and  they 
put  their  heads  together,  and  found  out  the  wrong  thing,  and 
the  Prince  became  more  despondent  than  ever. 

In  the  palace  his  jovial  companions  made  laugh  and  jest, 
and  kept  the  walls  for  ever  echoing  to  the  tune  of  their  noi  y 


The  Prince's  Quest.  17 

merriment.  All  day  long  they  hunted  the  deer  through  the 
forest  glades,  or  rode  a-hawking  in  gay  cavalcade ;  and  at 
night  there  were  feasting,  and  dancing,  and  song,  and  the 
wine  ran  free,  and  the  mirth  ran  high,  and  happiness  beamed 
on  every  face  except  the  Prince's.  In  the  midst  of  all  the 
revelry  he  sat  silent  and  apart,  or  shunned  the  chase  to  muse 
alone  on  what  this  thing  could  be,  the  want  of  which,  with  all 
his  wealth,  made  life  seem  so  imflnished. 

"  Oh,  is  there  no  one  who  can  tell  me  what  I  want  ? " 
sighed  the  Prince  aloud,  one  day,  as  he  threw  himself  down 
on  the  ground  beside  a  fallen  tree. 

"  I  can." 

It  was  a  little  old  man  that  spoke ;  a  little  bent,  withered 
old  man,  with  wrinkled  face  and  snow-white  hair  ;  but  his 
eyes  were  brighter  than  a  boy's,  and  his  voice  was  as  clear  as 
a  sweet-toned  bell,  and,  as  he  looked  down  at  the  Prince 
from  his  seat  on  the  tree,  he  laughed  a  merry,  childish  laugh. 

The  Prince  looked  up  at  him,  and  wondered  how  he  got 
there,  but  was  too  surprised  to  speak,  and  only  stared  in 
silence  at  the  merry,  twinkling  eyes. 

"  Well,"  said  the  little  old  fellow  after  a  while,  "  shall  I 
tell  you  ?  Would  you  like  to  know  what  it  is  you  want,  or 
have  you  come  to  the  sensible  conclusion  that  after  all  it  is 
not  worth  the  knowing  ?  I  think  you  had  better  not  know," 
he  went  on,  changing  from  gay  to  grave.  "It  may  make 
you  only  more  unhappy.  It  will  bring  you  pain  and  trouble. 
You  are  young  and  weak — why  seek  to  know  ?  Rest  with 
the  happiness  you  have,  child.  Joy  is  only  reached  through 
sorrow." 

But  the  Prince  heeded  not  the  warning.       All  eagerness 


i8  Pot  Pourri. 

and  hope,  he  started  up,  and  caught  the  old  man  by  the 
hand,  and  would  not  let  him  go. 

"  Tell  me,  you  who  are  wise,  and  who  know,"  cried  he ; 
^'tell  me  and  I  will  seek  for  it  through  fire  and  water.  I  am 
strong,  not  weak — strong  to  dare,  to  suffer,  and  to  win.  I  will 
iind  it,  if  it  take  me  all  my  life,  and  cost  me  all  my  treasure." 

The  old  man  gently  laid  his  hand  upon  the  Prince's  head, 
and  a  look  of  pity  was  in  the  bright,  quick  eyes. 

"  Lad,"  said  he,  and  his  voice  was  grave  and  tender, 
"  you  shall  seek  your  wish.  You  shall  toil  for  it,  and  your 
brain  shall  ache.  You  shall  wait  for  it,  and  your  heart  shall 
pant.  You  shall  pass  through  sorrow  and  through  suffering 
•on  your  search  ;  but  when  you  are  weary  and  footsore  the 
thought  of  it  shall  strengthen  you,  when  your  heart  is  heaviest 
the  hope  of  it  shall  raise  you  up,  and  in  your  darkest  hour  it 
shall  come  to  you  as  the  touch  of  a  mighty  hand.  Prince,  it 
is  Love  you  lack.     Go  seek  it." 

So  the  scales  fell  from  the  Prince's  eyes,  and  he  stood  as 
one  that  has  suddenly  emerged  from  darkness  into  light,  half- 
bewildered  before  he  understood.  Then  stretching  out  his 
arms,  he  called  to  Love,  as  though  he  would  draw  her  down 
from  heaven,  and  clasp  her  to  his  heart. 

"  Oh,  Love,"  he  cried,  "  why  have  I  been  so  blind  as  not 
to  know  your  messenger,  who  spoke  within  me  ?  I  might 
have  wandered  lonely  all  my  life,  uncaring  and  uncared  for, 
and  never  dreamed  of  your  dear  presence,  nor  ever  have 
known  that  it  was  for  need  of  your  sweet  voice  that  all  the 
world  seemed  drear." 

Full  of  gratitude,  he  turned  to  thank  his  mysterious  guide, 
but  the  little  old  man  was  gone. 


The  Prince's  Quest.  19 

The  Prince's  own  sentinels  scarcely  knew  their  lord  when 
he  returned  to  the  palace,  and  even  the  old  hall-porter  who, 
twenty  years  ago,  had  rocked  him  on  his  knee,  looked  hard  at 
him,  and  seemed  inclined  to  challenge  his  breathless  entrance. 
Never  was  a  man  so  changed  in  half-an-hour  before.  Out 
into  the  woods  had  gone  a  moody,  sorrowful  youth,  with 
wavering  steps  and  dreamy,  downcast  eyes,  while  back  had 
come  a  gallant  Prince,  with  quick,  firm  tread,  and  head  thrown 
back,  and  eyes  that  flashed  with  high  resolve.  Small  wonder 
if  the  porter  was  in  doubt. 

In  the  banquet-hall  his  guests  already  waited  his  arrival, 
and  hurrying  thither  straight,  without  a  word  he  passed  up  the 
crowded  room  until  he  reached  the  dais  at  the  end,  and  there 
he  turned  and  spoke  : 

"  Friends,"  said  the  Prince,  "rejoice  with  me,  for  to-day 
I  have  learnt  the  thing  that  I  want.  To-day  I  have  found 
out  what  is  the  only  thing  on  earth  that  can  make  me  happy 
— the  only  thing  on  earth  I  have  not  got— the  only  thing  I 
cannot  do  without,  and  that  I  mean  to  seek  for  till  I  have 
found.  Let  all  my  true  friends  join  me,  and  at  to-morrow's 
dawn  we  will  start  to  search  the  world  for  Love." 

Then  one  and  all  cheered  loud  and  long,  and  swore  that 
each  was  his  loyal  friend,  and  swore  that  they  would  follow 
him  throughout  the  whole  wide  world,  and  they  drank  a 
bumper  to  success,  and  another  one  to  Love,  and  never  in 
that  palace  had  a  banquet  been  so  gay,  and  never  before  had 
such  merry  guests  feasted  in  that  hall.  Long  into  the  night 
they  drank  and  sang,  and  their  loud  laughter  filled  the  palace 
full,  and  overflowed  through  open  door  and  window  out  into 
the  stillness,  and  the  red  deer  browsing  heard  it,  and  scudded 


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away  down  the  moonlit  glens,  nor  dreamt  then  of  the  time 
when  they  would  fearlessly  crop  the  grass  round  the  very  walls 
of  the  palace,  and  rest  secure  and  undisturbed  upon  its  weed- 
grown  terraces. 

But  no  shadow  of  the  coming  gloom  marred  the  glitter- 
ing pageantry  on  which  the  morning  sun  threw  down  his  glory, 
as  gay  with  silk,  and  flashing  steel,  and  fluttering  plumes,  and 
prancing  steeds  the  gallant  train  of  knights  and  squires  rode 
slowly  down  the  hill.  And  hearts  were  light  and  hopes  were 
high,  but  no  heart  so  light  as  the  Prince's,  no  hopes  so  high 
as  his,  as  he  rode  at  the  head  of  that  gay  throng,  the  gayest 
of  them  all. 

At  each  place  that  they  came  to  the  Prince  enquired  for 
Love,  but  found,  to  his  astonishment,  that,  though  people 
talked  about  her  a  good  deal,  hardly  anyone  knew  her.  Few 
spoke  of  her  as  a  reality.  Most  folks  looked  upon  her  as  a 
joke ;  others,  as  a  popular  delusion  ;  while  the  one  or  two 
who  owned  to  having  known  her  seemed  half  ashamed  of 
the  acquaintanceship.  There  were  shams  and  imitations  in 
abundance,  but  the  real  thing,  when  acknowledged,  was  con- 
sidered vulgar,  and  no  one  knew  or  cared  what  had  become 
of  her. 

The  first  place  at  which  they  halted  was  the  town  of 
Common-Sense — a  most  uncomfortable  place,  all  full  of  close 
and  narrow  streets  that  led  to  nowhere,  and  inhabited  by  a 
race  celebrated  for  the  strength  of  their  lungs,  it  being 
reckoned  that  one  man  of  Common-Sense  was  equal  to  a 
dozen  poll-parrots,  and  could  talk  down  fifty  men  of  Intel- 
ligence (their  natural  enemies)  in  less  than  half  an  hour.  The 
religion  of  this  charming  people  was  touching  in  its  simplicity. 


The  Prince's  Quest.  21 

It  consisted  of  a  firm  and  earnest  belief  that  they  were  infal- 
lible, and  that  everybody  else  was  a  fool ;  and  each  man 
worshipped  himself. 

They  were  quite  indignant  when  the  Prince  asked  them 
where  Love  was. 

"  We  know  nothing  at  all  about  her,"  said  the  men  of 
Common-Sense.  "  What  have  we  to  do  with  Love  ?  What 
do  you  take  us  for  ?  " 

The  Prince  was  too  polite  to  tell  them  what  he  took  them 
for,  so  merely  bidding  them  adieu  with  a  pitying  smile,  rode 
off  to  seek  elsewhere  for  Love. 

But  he  had  no  better  luck  at  the  next  place  they  came  to. 
This  was  Tom  Tiddler's  Land,  and  the  people  there  were 
very  busy  indeed.  So  busy  were  they,  picking  up  the  gold 
and  the  silver,  that  they  had  not  time  even  to  make  them- 
selves respectable,  and  their  hands  were  especially  dirty — but 
then  it  was  rather  dirty  work. 

"  Love  ! "  said  the  people  of  Tom  Tiddler's  Land.  "  We 
don't  keep  it.  Never  heard  of  it.  Don't  know  what  it  is. 
But  dare  say  we  could  get  it  for  you.  What  are  you  willing 
to  go  to  for  it  ?  " 

"  You  can't  buy  it,"  explained  the  Prince.     "  It  is  given." 
"  Then  you  won't  get  it  here,  young  man,"  was  the  curt 
reply  ;  and  they  went  on  with  their  grovelling. 

At  last  the  Prince  came  to  the  City  of  Science,  where  he 
was  most  hospitably  received,  and  where  for  the  first  time  he 
learnt  the  great  truth  that  everything  is  just  precisely  what 
one  always  thought  it  wasn't,  and  that  nothing  is  what  one 
thinks  it  is.  The  inhabitants  w^ere  all  philosophers,  and  their 
occupation  consisted  of  finding  out  things  that  nobody  wanted 


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to  know,  and  in  each  day  proving  that  what  they  themselves 
had  stated  the  day  before  was  all  wrong.  They  were  very 
clever  people,  and  knew  everything—  Love  included.  She 
was  there,  in  the  city,  they  told  the  delighted  Prince,  and 
they  would  take  him  to  her. 

So,  after  showing  him  over  the  town  and  explaining  to 
him  what  everything  wasn't,  they  took  him  into  their  museum, 
which  was  full  of  the  most  wonderful  things,  and  in  the  centre 
was  Love — the  most  wonderful  of  them  all.  The  Prince 
couldn't  help  laughing  when  he  saw  it,  but  the  philosophers 
were  very  proud  of  it.  It  sat  upright  and  stiff  on  a  straight- 
backed  chair,  and  was  as  cold  as  ice. 

"  Made  it  ourselves,"  said  the  philosophers.  "  Isn't  it 
beautiful !  Acts  by  clockwork,  and  never  goes  wrong.  War- 
ranted perfect  in  every  respect." 

"  It's  very  charming,"  answered  the  Prince,  trying  to 
swallow  down  his  disappointment ;  "  but  I'm  afraid  it's  not  the 
sort  of  thing  I  wanted." 

"  Why,  what's  amiss  with  it  ?  It's  got  all  the  latest 
improvements." 

"Yes,"  replied  the  Prince  with  a  sigh,  "that's  just  it;  I 
wanted  it  with  all  the  old  faults." 

Again  the  Prince  journeyed  on,  and  came  to  a  town  where 
lived  a  very  knowing  people  called  "  Men  of  the  World," 
who  had  the  reputation  of  "  knowing  their  way  about " — a 
reputation,  the  acquirement  of  which  it  was  difficult  to  under- 
stand, seeing  they  never,  by  any  chance,  went  outside  their  own 
town — a  remarkably  small  one,  although  the  inhabitants  firmly 
believed  that  it  was  the  biggest  and  most  important  place  on 
earth,  and  that  no  other  city  was  worth  living  in  for  a  day. 


The  Prince's  Quest.  23 

A  dim  oil-lamp  burnt  night  and  day  in  the  centre  of  the 
town,  and  the  inhabitants  were  under  the  impression  that  all 
light  came  from  that,  for  as  they  crawled  about  on  their  hands 
and  knees,  and  never  raised  their  eyes  from  the  ground,  they 
knew  nothing  about  the  sun.  When  they  had  crawled  once 
forwards  and  backwards  across  their  little  town,  they  thought 
they  had  seen  "  life,"  and  would  squat  in  a  corner,  and  yawn, 
till  they  died. 

When  the  Prince  mentioned  the  name  of  Love  to  these 
creatures,  they  burst  into  a  coarse,  loud  laugh.  "  Is  that 
what  you  call  it  ? "  said  they.  **  Why,  wherever  do  you  come 
from  ?  We  know  what  you  mean,  though.  Come  along." 
And  they  took  him  into  a  dingy  room,  and  showed  him  a 
hideous,  painted  thing  that  made  him  sick  to  look  upon. 

"  Let  us  leave  this  place  quickly,"  said  the  Prince,  turning 
to  his  followers.  "  I  cannot  breathe  in  this  foul  air.  Let  us 
get  out  into  God's  light  again."  So  they  mounted  in  haste 
and  rode  away,  leaving  the  men  who  "  knew  their  way  about " 
crawling  about  the  ways  they  knew  so  well. 

Farther  and  farther  into  the  weary  world  wandered  the 
Prince  on  his  search  ;  but  Love  was  still  no  nearer,  and 
though  his  heart  was  ever  brave,  it  beat  less  hopefully  every 
day.  Time  after  time  he  heard  of  her,  and  started  off,  only 
to  find  some  worthless  sham — a  golden  image — a  dressed-up 
doll — a  lifeless  statue — a  giggling  fool.  Shams  wherever  he 
went,  and  men  and  women  worshipping,  and  hugging  them 
close  to  their  breasts,  knowing  all  the  while  that  they  were 
shams  ;  and  each  time  the  Prince  turned  away,  more  sick  at 
heart  than  ever. 

And  now,  not  a  single  one  of  all  who  had  shouted  their 


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loyalty  so  loudly  was  left,  when  weary,  baffled,  and  dis- 
heartened, the  Prince  at  last  turned  back.  A  ,^reat  longing 
was  upon  him  to  be  once  more  among  his  own  people,  and 
to  see  his  own  land  again  ;  and  so,  with  this  last  hope,  he 
still  toiled  on,  and  each  day  pressed  on  quicker,  fearing  lest 
death  might  overtake  him  by  the  way,  and  that  his  tired  eyes 
never  more  would  rest  upon  the  old  grey  towers  and  sweet 
green  woods  of  home. 

But  the  dreary  road  came  to  an  end  at  length,  and  one 
evening  he  looked  down  upon  his  palace,  as  it  lay  before  him 
bathed  in  the  red  of  the  sinking  sun.  Restful,  now,  he  stood 
for  a  while,  feasting  his  hungry  eyes  upon  the  longed-for 
sight,  and  then  his  thoughts  ebbed  slowly  back  to  that  morn- 
ing, long  ago,  when  he  had  bidden  it  adieu,  and  had  ridden 
forth  into  the  world  upon  his  quest  for  Love. 

How  changed  the  place  !  How  changed  himself  since 
then! 

He  had  left  it  as  a  gallant  Prince  with  all  the  pride  of 
pomp  around  him,  and  a  gaudy  throng  of  flattering  courtiers 
at  his  side.  He  crept  back,  broken-hearted  and  alone.  He 
had  left  it  standing  fair  and  stately  in  the  morning  light,  and 
bright  with  life  and  sound  ;  now  it  was  ruined,  desolate,  and 
silent ;  the  bats  flew  out  of  the  banquet-hall,  and  the  grass 
grew  on  the  hearths.  Another  had  usurped  his  throne ;  his 
people  had  forgotten  him,  and  not  even  a  dog  was  there  to 
give  him  a  welcome  home. 

As  he  passed  through  the  damp,  chill  rooms  a  thousand 
echoing  footsteps  started  up  on  every  side,  as  though  his 
entrance  had  disturbed  some  ghostly  revel,  and  when,  having 
reached  a  little  room   that  in  old  times  he  had  been  wont  to 


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go  to  for  solitude,  he  entered,  and  shut  himself  in,  it  seemed 
as  though  the  frightened  spirits  had  hurried  away,  slamming 
a  thousand  doors  behind  them. 

There,  in  the  darkness,  he  sat  himself  down,  and  buried 
his  face  in  his  hands,  and  wept ;  and  sat  there  long  through 
the  silent  hours,  lost  in  his  own  bitter  thoughts.  So  lost,  that 
he  did  not  hear  a  gentle  tapping  at  the  door — did  not  hear 
the  door  open,  and  a  timid  voice  asking  to  come  in — did  not 
hear  a  light  step  close  beside  him,  nor  see  a  little  maiden  sit 
herself  down  at  his  feet — did  not  know  she  was  there  till,  at 
last,  with  a  sigh,  he  raised  his  head  and  looked  into  the 
gloom.  Then  his  eyes  met  hers,  and  he  started,  and  looked 
down  at  the  sweet,  shy  face,  amazed,  and  half  in  doubt. 

"  Why,  you  are  Love  !  "  said  the  Prince,  taking  her  little 
hands  in  his.  "Where  have  you  been,  sweet  ?  I've  sought 
you  everywhere," 

"  Not  everywhere,"  said  Love,  nestling  against  him  with 
a  little  half-sad  laugh  ;  "  not  everywhere.  I've  been  here  all 
the  time.  I  was  here  when  you  went  away,  and  I've  been 
waiting  for  you  to  come  back — so  long." 

And  so  the  Prince's  quest  was  ended. 

JEROME   K.  JEROME. 


i 


Anni  Fugaces 

ALAS  !  alas  !  my  fellow  feres, 
We  may  no  more  deny 
The  pressure  of  the  speeding  years  ; 
Oor  days  are  driving  by. 

Already  on  the  downward  track 

The  posting  furies  fare  ; 
For  virtuous  life  they  will  not  slack, 

For  purpose  will  not  spare. 

This  is  the  ill  beneath  the  sun 

That  vexes  aging  men  ; 
Our  lease  of  life  is  half-gate  run 

Before  of  lease  we  ken. 

We  waste,  or  wair  oor  strength  of  youth 

On  idols  of  the  ee, 
Infidel  of  the  wholesome  truth 

Of  our  mortality. 

Ye  callants,  what  avails  the  strife 
That  twyns  ye  o'  your  prime  ? 

The  dearest  gift  of  life  is  life, 
The  dearest  enemy  time. 


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O  ne'er  can  rank  or  wealth  enhance 
The  gift  that  ne'er  was  awn, 

The  lovely  gift,  the  glorious  chance, 
Ance  offer'd,  sune  withdrawn  ! 

To  them  wha  on  the  shaded  slope 
Are  faring  doun,  like  me, 

With  ever  daily  dwining  hope, 
How  fair  it  taks  the  ee ! 


What  had  been  oors  from  hour  of  birth 

We  learn  to  value  then  ; 
Sweet  grow  the  common  joys  of  earth, 

And  dear  the  face  of  men. 


H-'iA^C/^   n"g^.''-^^^'Uyi/C:n^ 


G 1  e  n  t  i  r  1  i  e 

Chapter  I. 

I  HAVE  secured  quarters  at  Glentirlie,  Charlie;  it  looks 
the  very  place  we  want.  Any  number  of  burns  to  fish, 
of  hills  to  climb,  braes,  glens,  and  nooks  for  a  botanico- 
geologist  like  you  to  explore  or  plunder ;  five  miles  from  a 
railway  station,  quite  out  of  the  world,  and  altogether  the 
place  for  us ;  so  get  your  knapsack  and  tackle  ready  for 
Saturday." 

"  I  will,  Frank,  I  will.  Our  vacations  for  some  years 
back  have  been  all  we  could  wish — for  the  Continent — scenes 
of  beauty,  grandeur,  or  historical  interest,  brightened  by 
charming  fellow-travellers.  But  I  have  missed  the  hills  and 
heather,  the  banks  and  braes  of  our  native  land.  Oh  !  for  a 
fortnight's  browsing  in  a  quiet  Scottish  valley,  to  blow  away 
the  cobwebs  of  this  year's  spinning,  and  brace  us  for  the  next 
stage." 

"  Ditto,  ditto,  Charlie.  We  have  earned  a  holiday  ;  both 
of  us  can  say,  in  cannie  mother-country  phrase,  we  have  done 
'  not  badly.'  True,  there  have  been  hard  nuts  to  crack,  and 
middling  heavy  calls  on  time  and  brain,  but  we  have  made 
something  out  of  these,  and  need  a  rest :  let  us  resolve  to 
have  a  thorough  one  in  Glentirlie." 

"  Spoken  like  an  oracle,  Frank.     No  man  will  ever  appre- 


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date  or  enjoy  a  holiday  who  has  not  done  his  level  best  to 
deserve  it.  A  fellow  that  shirks  his  duty,  or  does  it  in  a 
dilly-dallying  way  has  no  "spring"  in  him  when  on  furlough. 
He  is  always  yawning  or  lounging ;  finds  this  place  slow,  that 
'  dead  and  alive ' ;  runs  down  what  he  cannot  appreciate, 
growls  at  everything  and  nothing,  cannot  see  what  any  fellow 
finds  in  fishing  or  climbing,  is  a  bore  to  others  because  he  is 
bored  by  himself.  Give  such  fellows  a  wide  berth.  Change 
of  scene  and  association  makes  up  for  the  waste  of  the  past, 
and  lays  in  useful  store  for  the  future.  Let  us  rough  it  in 
Glentirlie  like  ancient  Britons,  coming  as  near  the  Aborigines 
as  possible." 

"  So  I  shall,  Charlie.  I  shall  have  a  tweed  suit  for  Sundays, 
for  I  do  like  a  country  kirk  with  its  simple  service  ;  but  on 
other  days  I  shall  ignore  all  '  meritricious  graces,'  collars, 
cuffs,  gloves,  razors,  and  other  products  of  civilisation.  My 
'  rig '  will  be  the  motley  one  in  which  I  do  my  home-dabbling 
in  photography.  It  betrays  its  occupation.  No  Jewish  '  Old 
Clo' '  would  soil  his  bag  with  it." 

"  I  will  follow  suit,  Frank.  My  botanico-geological  gar- 
ments have  seen  many  years'  service.  They  were  originally 
roomy  and  grey,  but  are  now  weather-stained  enough  to  grace 
a  museum.  Great  in  pockets,  begrimmed  outside  and  in,  and 
shapeless  through  long  service  in  carrying  specimens  of  all 
kinds,  but  of  marvellously  elastic  capacity.  Small  in  buttons 
as  far  as  numbers  go,  but  rich  in  variety  of  shape  and  metal, 
and  with  at  least  half  of  the  holes  (holes  most  emphatically) 
marrowless.  The  hat  never  was  artistic,  but,  from  having 
been  made  useful  in  a  variety  of  ways,  it  would  take  a  first 
prize  in  an  exhibition  of  gipsy  head-gear.     All  need  the  fresh 


Glentirlie.  31 

air  as  much  as  I  do,  and  I  will  be  a  "  bogle  "  for  six  days  out 
of  the  seven." 

Frank  Raeburn  and  Charles  Baillie,  whose  "  crack"  we  have 
recorded,  were  as  fine  young  fellows  as  man  could  wish  to 
meet.  They  differed  in  temperament,  for  Frank  was  a  bit  of 
a  rattle,  and  Charlie  quieter,  but  both  had  the  genuine  ring 
of  noble  metal.  They  had  been  fast  friends  during  and  since 
their  college  days,  were  rising,  almost  risen  young  men, 
shrewd,  painstaking,  honourable,  and  self-respecting ;  and 
although  somewhat  under  thirty  years  of  age,  they  were 
sought  after  professionally,  and  trusted.  There  was  in  them 
a  fine  balance  of  heart,  head,  and  conscience — alike  active, 
honest,  and  sterling. 

Saturday  found  the  two  at  the  railway  station,  their  knap- 
sacks filled  with  a  quaint  assortment  of  old  attire,  much  of 
which  had  been  long  neglected  in  odd  corners.  Their  spirits 
rose  as  they  left  Edinburgh  behind  them,  and  were  high  as 
they  alighted  at  the  little  station  of  Clearburn.  There,  mine 
host  of  Glentirlie  awaited  them  ;  and  his  trusty,  if  rather 
clumsy  "  Dawtie,"  in  a  waur-o'-the-wear  wagonette  stood, 
ready  to  convey  them  to  Glentirlie. 

The  road,  on  the  right,  skirted  the  base  of  well-rounded, 
green,  pastoral  hills,  not  high,  but  sonsie,  and  sheep-dotted, 
which  the  driver  described  as  "a  grand  bite — a  gude  place 
— fine  feedin' — prime  —  wcel  at  themsels — top  lambs — a 
by-ordnar  gude  hirsel."  On  the  left  stretched  a  meadow 
laughing  in  autumn  gladness.  Here,  was  a  busy  group — the 
whole  inmates  of  a  small  holding,  stacking  the  fragrant 
meadow  hay ;  there  the  rasp  of  a  cottar's  scythe  was  heard, 
followed  by  the  whish  of  the  prostrating  "  victual."     Beyond, 


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the  Tirlie  glinted  in  the  sunHght,  and  brattled  along.  On  the 
road,  sometimes  a  startled,  perplexed,  miserable,  stray  lamb 
scurried  and  wheeled  dementedly,  while  its  anxious  mother 
watched  and  bleated  at  the  fence  she  could  not  clear  ;  or 
rabbits  hopped  across  and  buried  themselves  among  the 
furze  ;  and,  at  one  corner,  a  brace  of  moorfowl  raised  their 
bonnie  bodies  and  plumage  from  the  footpath,  stared  excitedly, 
pattered  along  the  road  for  a  short  distance  in  bewilderment, 
then  whirred  away,  chuckling,  into  the  heather. 

The  sights  and  sounds  of  the  country  delighted  the  visitors  ; 
the  landlord  told  them  the  ancient  and  modern  history  of  the 
valley.  Raeburn  was  loud  in  his  expressions  of  pleasure. 
Baillie  rather  looked  than  spoke  his  feelings.  He  was  taking 
it  all  in,  and  could  only  spare  "  beautiful,  lovely,  grand," 
as  a  chorus  to  his  friend's  ecstasy,  but  when  they  arrived  at 
Glentirlie  he  summed  up  his  abundant  satisfaction  in  "  This 
will  do." 

Glentirlie  was  one  of  those  delightful  old  roadside  inns, 
which,  in  the  times  of  mail  coaches,  post-chaises,  and  carriers' 
carts  was  a  busy  scene.  Its  occupation  had  largely  gone  since 
the  days  of  railways,  but  it  had  become  a  resort  of  well-to- 
do  fishers  and  sportsmen.  There  was  a  fairly-sized  farm 
attached,  but  nothing  of  the  modern  public  house  or  "bar" 
about  the  place.  When  the  travellers  were  shown  to  their 
neat  bedrooms,  where  the  napery  was  good  old  "  burn- 
bleached,"  home-spun,  snow-white  linen,  and  all  was  fresh  and 
homely,  redolent  of  honeysuckle  and  wild  thyme,  they  were 
highly  pleased.  When  they  sat  down  to  the  substantial 
"  towzie  "  tea  in  the  big  room,  the  fare  was  so  plain,  yet  abun- 
dant, suljstantial,  and  tempting,  and   Mattie,  the  servant,  so 


Glentirlie.  33 

couthie  and  pleasant,  that  they  felt  happy,  and  Frank  could  not 
suppress  "  three  cheers  for  Glentirlie." 

They  sauntered  out  in  the  evening,  first  to  the  burn 
where  the  trouts  were  leaping  freely.  "  That  promises 
well,"  said  Charlie,  while  Frank  proposed  to  get  out  the 
rods  and  try  a  "cast."  "Let  us  take  in  the  place  first," 
said  Baillie,  which  they  did  leisurely.  They  returned  and 
visited  the   "steading"  " 'twixt  the  gloamin'  and  the  mirk." 


While  there,  "  the  kye  cam'  hame,"  and  they  enjoyed  the 
embodiment  of  James  Hogg's  famous  song.  When  the 
mirk  had  settled  down,  the  heavens  seemed  so  much  more 
star-bespangled  than  they  had  ever  done  before,  that  they 
gazed  upwards  and  around,  entranced  by  the  sparkle,  ampli- 
tude and  glory  of  the   firmament,  and  were  awe-struck   and 

solemn,  feeling,  as  an  old  writer  has  expressed,  the  sense  of 

c 


34  Pot  Pourri. 

littleness  which  hills  produce  on  the  spirits  in  the  evening. 
Charles  Baillie  quoted  many  passages  appropriate  to  the 
scene,  and,  just  before  going  in  for  the  night,  he  repeated  with 
great  feeling — 

*•  The  stars  repeat  it  down  the  dark 

In  mystic  jewelled  light  ; 
The  Urim  and  the  Thummim 

In  the  watches  of  the  night ; 
And  strong  Orion  shouts  to  me 

What  slumbered  in  old  fable ; 
And  echoes  from  eternal  night's  vaults 

Answer — Able — Able. 
And  comet  cresting  bending  heavens 

Waves  echo  to  the  word, 
Like  waving  white  plume  in  the  crested 

Helmet  of  the  Lord." 

A  walk  of  about  two  miles  to  church  on  Sabbath  morning 
proved  a  delight.  The  rowans,  glancing  in  scarlet  and  gold, 
waved  about  like  a  banner ;  the  birds  repeated  the  sweet, 
ever-fresh,  primitive  anthem  which  has  delighted  all  genera- 
tions of  mankind ;  the  sun  gave  light  or  shade  to  glen  and 
corrie,  hill  and  streamlet ;  the  world  was  at  rest.  When  they 
reached  the  church,  there  was  the  usual  "  weekly  market " 
near  the  gate — some  shedding  flowers  over  the  grave  of  their 
loved  ones — all  Sabbath  like. 

The  opening  psalm — 

"  I  to  the  hills  will  lift  mine  eyes," 

had  to  them  an  anthem's  force,  and,  while  they  enjoyed  the 
whole  service,  they  felt  a  special  appropriateness  to  the  season 
and  autumn  surroundings  in  the  closing  psalm  ;     every  line 

TOLD. 


"A   WALK   OF   ABOUT  TWO   MILES   TO  CHURCH. 


36  Pot  Pourri. 

"  So  Thou  the  year  most  lib' rally 

Dost  with  Thy  goodness  crown  ; 
And  all  Thy  paths  abundantly 
On  us  drop  fatness  down. 

They  drop  upon  the  pastures  wide 

That  do  in  deserts  lie  ; 
The  little  hills  on  every  side 

Rejoice  right  pleasantly. 

With  flocks  the  pastures  clothed  be, 

The  vales  with  corn  are  clad  ; 
And  now  they  shout  and  sing  to  Thee, 

For  Thou  hast  made  them  glad." 

We  will  not  intrude  upon  their  Sabbath  privacy.  They 
were  wafted  backwards  to  the  hallowed  associations  of  well- 
conducted  homes  of  early  days  ;  nearly  forgotten  faces,  scenes 
and  impressions  became  vivid,  and  each 

"  Lonely  man  went  musing  in  the  fields  at  even  tide," 

but  encircled  by  unseen  visitants  from  the  realms  of  memory, 
awakening  varied  thoughts,  as  if  the  unseen  were  real,  and 
the  real  visionary.  \\^hen  they  parted  for  the  evening,  they 
felt  that  they  had  spent  a  day  to  be  remembered. 


Chapter  II. 

This  "Sabbath  well  spent"  had  the  effect  of  which  Sir  Matthew 
Hale  writes  as  giving  "  help  for  the  work  of  the  morrow." 
Merry  sounds  were  heard  coming  from  each  room  as  the  old 
garments  were  being  put  on,  and  these  got  louder  when  the 
young  men  looked  at  themselves  in  the  mirrors.  The  first 
sight  of  each  other  set  both  off  into  c^uizzical  laughter,  and 


Glentirlie.  37 

the  merriment  grew  noisier  as  each  surveyed  himself  or  his 
neighbour. 

"  Well,"  said  Charlie,  when  he  could  speak,  "  we  are 
'guys,'  and  might  pass  for  'bogles.'  If  fishing  fails,  we  shall 
start  as  beggars." 

When  Mattie  saw  them  she  laughed  heartily  and,  in  her 
blunt  honesty  said,  "  My  certie,  gentlemen,  ye  have  made 
frichts  o'  yersels,"  and  reported,  on  returning  to  the  kitchen, 
"  that  the  gentlemen  had  on  as  ill-faured  claes  as  ever  she  saw 
on  ony  tramp  ;  but,  for  a'  that,  their  bonnie,  blythe  faces  an' 
gude  manners  made  them,  some  way,  like  real  gentlemen  too."" 

The  inn  and  outhouses  enclosed  a  wide  courtyard  on 
three  sides,  the  front  being  open  to  the  road.  Near  the 
centre  stood  a  primitive  wooden  pump,  the  handle  of  which 
was  seldom  still,  and,  when  in  action,  it  produced  quite  as 
much  noise  as  water. 

"  That  sound  awoke  me  early  this  morning,"  said  Raeburn. 
"  I  could  not  make  out  what  the  grunting,  and  squeeling,  and 
splashing  meant." 

"Aye,"  said  Mattie;  "our  pump  is  like  Nannie  Henry's 
o'  Lil's'lie."  It  has  a  pitifu'  time  o't.  "We've  tried  to  mak' 
it  work  wi'  less  noise,  but  it  soon  tak's  to  its  auld  tune.  It's 
grand  water,  an'  never  rins  dry.  But  I'm  sorry  it  disturbit 
you.      I'll  try  and  get  it  sorted." 

"  Not  at  all,"  said  Baillie.     "  It  will  teach  us  early  hours." 

"  There's  waur  lessons,"  added  Mattie.  "  An'  they  say 
the  trouts  tak'  best  in  the  mornings." 

For  the  first  three  days  the  fishers  had  fair  sport  in  the 
near  burns,  and  enjoyed  themselves  greatly.  On  Thursday 
they  tried  the  "  Limpie,"   a  larger  stream,  about  five  miles 


38  Pot  Pourri. 

distant,  and  were  overtaken  by  a  terrific  thunderstorm.  The 
sheher  of  some  trees  proving  useless,  they  made  for  an  open 
door  in  a  garden  wall,  not  far  from  the  river.  Once  inside 
they  darted  to  a  summer-house,  but  found,  to  their  confusion, 
two  young  ladies  already  there,  clinging  to  each  other  and 
quivering  with  terror.  The  intruders  started  and  made  as  if 
they  would  retreat ;  at  the  same  moment  an  intensely  vivid 
tlash,  followed  by  a  near,  crashing  peal,  drew  from  one  of  the 
ladies  a  suppressed  scream.  The  other  said,  "  Don't  go. 
Take  what  shelter  the  place  gives  ;"  the  more  timid  lady 
adding,  "  Oh !  do  stay  till  this  fearful  storm  is  past.  Ask 
them  please,  Fanny,  not  to  leave  us  here  alone." 

The  storm  left  no  alternative.  The  rain  poured  as  it 
ca7i  and  docs  in  an  upland  valley ;  flash  succeeded  flash, 
peal  answered  to  peal.  Baillie  offered  to  go  for  wraps,  but 
the  pelting  torrent  made  that  unwise,  although  he  said,  and 
keenly  felt,  he  "  had  nothing  on  that  would  spoil."  Indeed, 
strange  as  it  may  seem,  the  awe  naturally  produced  by  such  a 
storm  seemed  to  affect  the  young  men  less  than  would  have 
been  expected.  When  Charlie  spoke  about  "  nothing  on  that 
would  spoil,"  Raeburn,  sighing,  said  to  himself,  "  I  wish  we 
had."  They  sought  the  darkest  corner  of  the  summer-house, 
seemed  anxious  to  get  behind  each  other,  but  somehow  could 
not  hit  it — stroked  their  chins,  and  winced  at  their  unshaven 
roughness — felt  "  asses  "  in  not  bringing  their  "  tweeds  "  when 
coming  such  a  distance — looked  ruefully  on  the  garb  they 
had  lately  laughed  heartily  at.  The  missing  buttons,  boasted 
of  a  week  ago,  were  sadly  missed  now.  Both  felt  ill  at  ease, 
but  needlessly,  for  the  ladies,  huddled  closely  together,  buried 
their  faces  on  each  other's  shoulders,  overawed  by  the  ele- 


Glentirlic.  39 

mental  war,  and  only  half  conscious  that  others  shared  their 
shelter  and  danger. 

A  lull  enabled  Charles  Baillie  to  see  the  mansion-house. 
He  darted  off,  saying,  "Stay,  Frank,  I'll  fetch  wraps."  Frank 
would  have  been  off  too,  had  not  a  timid  voice  said,  "  Oh ! 
do  stay  one  of  you  !  "  Before  Charlie  reached  the  house  the 
storm  broke  out  afresh^  but  at  the  door  he  found  an  elderly 
gentleman  in  a  state  of  great  excitement,  who  anxiously  asked, 
"  Have  you  seen  two  young  ladies  '*" 

**  They  are  in  the  summer-house,  and  safe  ;  my  companion 
is  with  them." 

"  Thank  God,"  was  the  fervent  reply. 

"  I  will  gladly  take  haps  and  umbrellas." 

"  Not  yet,  not  now,"  said  a  lady  from  the  front  room, 
"Come  in  and  tell  us  exactly  how  they  are." 

"  I  am  dripping  all  over,"  replied  Baillie.  "  They  are 
quite  sheltered  from  the  rain,  and  as  composed  as  could  be  ex- 
pected. It  seems  abating;"  and,  as  the  servants  appeared  with 
cloaks  and  umbrellas,  he  started  with  a  huge  armful,  saying, 
"  I  will  fetch  them  whenever  they  dare  venture."  The  lull 
continuing,  the  ladies  were  hurriedly,  and,  dare  we  say, 
clumsily  muffled  up  by  the  young  men.  They  were  new  to 
the  business  and  a  little  nervous,  while  the  ladies  were 
excited  and  flurried.  Baillie  started  for  the  house  with  one 
under  his  care ;  before  they  had  gone  half-way  the  storm 
raged  afresh,  Fanny  clutched  him  in  terror,  but  walked  firmly. 
Raeburn  followed  instantly  with  the  more  timid  of  the  two, 
who  grasped  him  convulsively  ;  indeed,  he  had  almost  to  carry 
her.  And  oft-times,  in  after  years,  the  two  spoke  of  the  cour- 
age and  thrill  with  which  these  terrified  grasps  inspired  them. 


40  Pot  Pourri. 

Hearty  tlianks  were  rained  upon  the  two  heroes,  which, 
they  said,  were  quite  uncalled  for. 

Hospitality  was  urgently  pressed  upon  them,  but  they 
could  not  be  persuaded  to  leave  the  lobby,  giving  as  a  reason 
their  dripping  garments.  Baillie  was  honest  enough  to  check 
himself,  when  saying  dripping.  Dry  clothing  was  offered,  but 
Frank's  fancy  pictured  how  his  old  "  rig "  would  look  at  a 
stranger's  kitchen  fire,  and  what  conclusions  it  might  suggest. 
They  pled  the  danger  of  wet  clothes,  in  which  the  lady  of  the 
house  feelingly  but  reluctantly  acquiesced  ;  that  the  storm 
might  break  out  afresh,  swollen  rivers,  ignorant  of  the 
locality,  anxiety  about  their  absence,  &c. 

They  were  allowed  to  depart,  not  before  they  had  dis- 
covered that  there  was  a  committee-and-club  acquaintanceship 
between  Mr  Melville  and  themselves  ;  that,  in  society  phrase, 
they  knew  about,  if  they  did  not  know  each  other.  The  fishers 
promised  to  lunch  at  Dunlimpie  on  Saturday,  Mr  Melville 
placing  at  their  disposal  his  preserved  water.  Mrs  Melville 
impressed  upon  them  the  necessity  of  going  straight  home, 
and  getting  a  "  dry  change  ;  "  and,  just  as  they  were  leaving, 
Miss  Melville  came  tripping  down  stairs,  and  thanked  them 
heartily  in  her  own  name,  and  that  of  her  cousin  Lucy  (who 
desired  to  be  excused  owing  to  a  headache),  for  their  presence 
and  help. 

The  two  started  homewards,  tramped  over  soft  roads, 
staggered  through][swollen  burns,  but  the  storm  had  passed 
and  the  sun  shone  clearly.  In  the  course  of  their  walk,  an 
artist  looked  up  from  his  easel  as  they  passed,  and  hailing 
them,  offered  to  give  them  what  would  pay  their  night's 
lodgings,  if   they  would  stand  till   he  sketched  them.     They 


Glentirlie.  41 

winced,   thanked    him,   and    moved    on,    thinking  much,  but 
saying-  httle. 

When  they  reached  Gentirhe,  they  quickly  carried  out  Mrs 
Melville's  motherly  suggestions,  and  each  looked  ruefully  at 
the  moist  heap  of  old  body  companions,  to  which  they  now 
bade  farewell,  with  less  regret  than  they  would  have  thought 
possible  a  week  ago.  Baillie  muttered  something  like 
"  childish — a  mistake — -a  fiasco."  Frank  put  his  foot  firmly 
on  the  heap,  and  said  "  tomfoolery — all  very  well,  but — 
'  pay  night's  lodgings.'     Mountebanks    in  earnest." 

Each  quietly  told  Mattie  to  clear  out  the  old  clothes  and 
give  them  away.     Her  reply  was  blunt  but  telling. 

"  If  I  can  get  ony  body  to  tak  them;  if  no,  they'll  make 
grand  scrubbing  claiths.  I  didna  like  ye  wi'  them.  It's  a* 
very  weel  to  gang  gizzartin'  at  an  odd  time,  but  ye  werena 
wise-like,  and  ye  may  be  glad  that  ye  didna  get  into  company 
that  wad  a'  made  ye  think  black  burnin'  shame  o'  your  haveral 
fancy.  There's  a  gude  midst  in  a'  thing,  an'  past  that's 
neither  safe  nor  fendible." 

Litde  did  Mattie  think  that  she  was  treading  heavily  on 
sore  corns,  or  that  her  auditors  felt  that  no  one  could  have 
expressed  their  sentiments  and  experience  better.  Each  re- 
collected some  important  business  requiring  him  to  return  to 
town.  Neither  said  it  was  as  much  a  matter  of  wardrobe  as 
of  business,  but  "  Dawtie  "  and  the  railway  together  brought 
them  to  Edinburgh  by  an  early  train  on  Friday. 

They  did  not  rush  to  their  chambers,  as  men  on  important 
business  usually  do.  By  different  routes  they  reached  the 
hairdresser's  together,  and  wanted  "  not  much  off  but  nicely 
trimmed."     They  also  met  accidentally  at  a  clothier's,  each 


42  Pot  Pourrl. 

wishing  a  knickerbocker  suit,  certain  in  the  afternoon.  Of 
course  the  man  of  cloth  "  was  afraid,"  "  hardly  time,"  but 
suddenly  recollected  suits,  ordered  for  gentlemen  out  of  town 
for  some  time ;  and  the  extra  guinea  he  charged  consoled  him 
for  the  "  fear  of  disappointing  good  customers."  They  spent 
some  time  in  their  "  apartments  "  (where  they  appeared  to  the 
surprise  of  their  landladies),  and  packed  their  portmanteaus  as 
if  for  a  long  and  special  journey.  They  found  "  will  return 
^t  3-3^ "  stuck  on  the  door  of  their  "  chambers,"  walked 
off  as  if  the  iviportant  business  did  not  lie  there,  and  reached 
Glentirlie  in  the  evening. 

At  the  tea-table  they  appeared  in  their  new  suits,  greatly 
to  Mattie's  delight.  "  Ye're  like  yoursels  now,  gentlemen  ;  I 
like  ye  in  thae  claes.  If  I  was  a  man  I  wad  gie  ye  the 
'  tailor's  nip.'  I  tried  three  tramps  wi'  your  auld  duds,  but 
they  wadna  tak'  them,  so  I  got  the  young  shepherd  to  put 
them  into  the  pitatie  field  at  the  back  o'  the  house  for  '  tattie 
bogles.' " 

In  their  evening  walk  they  recognised  the  venerable  gar- 
ments doing  duty  as  scarecrows,  but  the  hats  were  exchanged, 
and,  (this  is  private),  they  filled  their  new  pockets  with  stones, 
and  put  a  few  marks  of  wear  on  their  suits,  to  take  away 
the  fresh  look,  for  which  Mattie  all  but  scolded  them  as 
"  menseless  craturs,  spoilin'  their  new  claes  a' ready." 


! 


Glentirlie.  43 


Chapter  III. 

Charles  Bah.lie  and  Frank  Raeburn  were  well-built,  muscu- 
lar, handsome,  young-  fellows  ;  the  knickerbockers  set  off 
their  sturdy  persons  and  limbs.  When  they  reached  Dun- 
limpie  they  were  cordially  received  at  the  doorstep  by  Mr 
Melville,  and  in  the  parlour  by  the  ladies  of  the  household, 
where  they  were  warmly  thanked  by  Mrs  Melville,  and  each 
by  the  lady  he  had  "  rescued."  Fanny  making-  Baillie  blush 
by  her  bright  heartiness,  and  her  cousin,  Lucy  Crawford,  set 
Frank's  heart  "a-dunting"  as  she  praised  his  courage  and 
kindness,  while  a  tear  trembled  in  her  eye.  Poor  Frank  was 
struck  dumb,  Baillie  stammered  out,  "It  was  nothing  at  all 
— a  pleasure — they  were  the  indebted  parties  for  the  shelter," 
and,  in  a  very  short  time,  all  felt  like  old  friends. 

The  fishers  seemed  in  no  hurry  to  go  to  the  preserved 
water.  There  was  a  talk  about  the  storm,  and  some  damage 
done  by  the  lightning  to  an  old  tree,  prized  for  the  odd  rea- 
son that  it  bore  the  name  of  the  "gallows  tree"  of  Dun- 
limpie  ;  and,  as  the  day  was  fine,  the  tree  was  visited,  and 
Baillie's  knowledge  of  botany  incidentally  revealed,  which 
led  to  a  walk  through  the  garden. 

Mr  Melville  and  Fanny  had  many  questions  to  ask  him 
regarding  various  shrubs  and  flowers  that  had  long  puzzled 
them.      Baillie  knew  these  well,  and  explained  each  minutely. 

Frank,  spying  his  old  shelter,  and  not  being  interested  in 
botany,  said  to  Miss  Crawford, 

"  Charlie  is  on  one  of  his  hobby-horses,  and  off  at  the 
gallop,  he  is  an  eminent  botanist." 


44  Pot  Pourri. 

"That  will  delight  Uncle  and  Fanny;  they  have  several 
rare  plants  and  varieties  they  cannot  find  out  about." 

"  And  will  equally  delight  Charlie.  It  will  be  something 
very  unusual  if  he  does  not  know  the  name,  nature,  and 
'  habitat'  of  every  plant  he  sees,  giving  long  names  to  common 
weeds.  I  know  him  of  old.  Start  him  on  botany  with  a  good 
listener  (not  my  forte),  and  farewell  fishing  and  everything 
else.  Would  you  object  to  show  me  our  old  shelter,  the 
summer-house  ? "  And  without  waiting  for  a  reply,  he 
walked  into  it. 

No  one  seemed  to  have  been  there  since  the  storm,  for  on 
the  floor  lay  the  joint  fishing  pocket-book  of  the  two  fishers. 
Frank  looked  at  it,  Miss  Crawford  picked  it  up,  hoping  "  they 
did  not  miss  it  yesterday."  Frank  was  tickled  at  not  having 
missed  it  either  yesterday  or  that  morning,  and  said,  "  We 
were  not  fishing  yesterday,"'  adding  internally,  **  for  various 
ofood  reasons." 

"  See  how  pleased  Uncle  and  Fanny  are,"  said  Lucy, 
brightly.  "  Your  friend  seems  to  have  solved,  or  to  be 
solving,  a  question  that  has  puzzled  every  one  they  have 
consulted.  Uncle  will  be  delighted."  And  she  told  that 
he  was  her  mother's  brother ;  that  her  father  had  been  an 
Admiral  in  the  Royal  Navy  ;  that  father  and  mother  were 
dead ;  that  Uncle  and  Aunt  \vere  both  to  her,  and  if  possible 
more ;  and  that  Fann\-  was  so  brio^ht  and  clever,  that  she 
often  felt  ashamed  of  herself  being  so  stupid. 

"  I  don't  like  clever  people,"  said  Charlie ;  "  well,  not 
quite  that,  I  am  sometimes  afraid  of  them,  or  rather  ashamed 
of  myself  before  them,  which  I  am  sure  you  need  never  be. 
Yet  Frank   Raeburn  and  I  are  the  best  of  friends,  and  in  his 


Glentirlie.  45 

absence  I  have  no  hesitation  in  calh'ng  him  a  noble,  upright, 
clever  fellow." 

At  the  close  of  Charles  Baillie's  explanation  about  a  rare 
and  curious  plant,  Miss  Melville,  looking  about,  said, 
"  Where  is  your  friend  ?  " 

"  I  saw  Frank  make  for  the  summer-house,  which  did  him 
and  me  such  a  good  turn  the  other  day.  He  has  not  much 
patience  with  the  exact  sciences,  but  is  as  shrewd  a  fellow  on 
many  other  matters  as  is  in  Edinburgh,  as  genuine  as  ever 
breathed — good-heartedness  embodied." 

The  bell  for  luncheon  cut  short  conversation  which  had 
incidentally  led  the  young  men  to  speak  of  one  another,  but 
at  table  each  justified  the  other's  words.  All  found  they  had 
many  friends  in  common,  and  a  distant  Scotch  cousinship  was 
partly  unravelled  between  Mrs  Melville  and  Frank  Raeburn, 
for  the  three  botanists  formed  one  group,  and  Mrs  Melville, 
Lucy,  and  Charlie  another. 

"  There  is  another  plant  or  two  I  should  like  your  opinion 
about,"  said  Mr  Melville,  rising,  "but  I  must  not  keep  you 
from  fishinof." 

"  I  should  like  to  see  the  plant,"  said  Baillie. 

"  I  am  not  particular  about  fishing,"  added  Raeburn. 

"  Perhaps  the  gentlemen  would  like  to  visit  Kilcoungo," 
said  Mrs  Melville. 

"  Kilcoungo  ? "  said  Baillie.  "  Is  it  a  Culdee  or  a  Catholic 
foundation  ?  From  the  terminology  '  oungo  '  it  seems  Culdee, 
for  they  had  Mungos  and  Beugos  and  Bungos  and  Cad- 
zows.  By  all  means  let  us  go  there — is  it  far  ?  Can't  we 
all  go  ? " 

"  You  seem  to  have  got  on  yonr  hobbyhorse  now,"  said 


46  Pot  Pourri. 

Miss  Crawford.     "It  is  little  more  than  a  mile  distant,  but 
not  in  the  direction  of  the  best  fishing " 

"  That's  no  matter.  There  is  an  old  legend  of  an  early- 
saint  coming  to  Scotland  from  Cong  in  Ireland,  but  his  cell  is 
not  known.  Let  us  all  go  ; "  and  in  a  few  minutes  they  were 
walking  up  a  pretty  glen,  with  sides  so  steep  that  the  gentle- 
men had  to  assist  the  ladies  in  rugged  places.  On  reaching  a 
broad,  open  space,  Frank's  practised  eye  picked  out  what 
seemed  the  site  of  an  old  chapel  or  cell,  and  on  examination 
he  found  several  interesting  evidences  of  its  antiquity,  and  of 
tumuli  around  it.  Baillie  also  found  some  rare  ferns,  mosses, 
and  ancient  medicinal  herbs.  Mr  Melville  was  delighted, 
and  proposed  that  next  week  the  interior  should  be  cleaned 
out  and  examined,  which  was  readily  agreed  to.  The 
*'  preserved  water  "  was  again  referred  to,  but  the  day  was 
so  bright  and  the  surroundings  so  tempting,  that  the  party 
rambled  and  climbed,  enjoying  distant  views  and  fairy  nooks. 
Dinner-hour  had  arrived  before  they  got  back  to  Dunlimpie  ; 
the  visitors  were  easily  prevailed  on  to  join  the  party,  and 
all  went  "  merry  as  a  marriage  bell." 

Our  heroes  reached  Glentirlie  in  high  glee,  and  Mattie 
"  was  glad  they  had  been  '  sae  weel  put  on,'  for  Dunlimpie 
was  a  real  gentleman,  and  the  young  ladies  awfu'  nice.  It  was 
a  gude  thing  they  found  out  that  young  Goldie  and  Walker 
were  just  gamblers.  They  stayed  here  a  while,  and  it  was 
aye  bet-bettin'  an'  wagerin',  an'  ither  kinds  o'  bad  conduct. 
It  gied  the  young  leddies  a  sair  heart  at  the  time,  but  it 
was  a  providential  escape.  They're  owre't  noo.  Nae 
leddies  deserve  better  men,  and  nae  men  could  get  better 
wives."     The  gentlemen  quite  agreed  with  her,  and  thought 


Glentirlie.  47 

a  good  deal  about  Dunlimpie  and  its  denizens  ever  there- 
after. 

The  ransacking  of  Kilcoungo  took  two  days.  Several 
antiquarian  treasures  were  found  :  old  cists,  pieces  of  primitive 
pottery,  stone  or  flint  weapons,  besides  broken  fonts  and 
other  evidences  of  ancient  saintship.  Frank  reserved  his  full 
opinion  until  he  had  consulted  some  authorities,  and  compared 
the  relics  with  others  in  the  Antiquarian  Museum.  Mr 
Melville  felt  sure  that  the  place  had  been  an  early  church, 
for  the  fathers  always  selected  the  cosiest  place  in  the  district. 
Baillie  suggested  that  they  should  meet  Frank  at  tlie  museum, 
to  which  all  agreed.  Again  the  "preserved  water"  was  un- 
visited,  for  the  garden  of  Dunlimpie  kept  Baillie  and  Miss 
Melville  fully  occupied,  while  Frank  and  Miss  Crawford  pre- 
ferred the  summer-house,  Mr  Melville  alternately  botanizing 
with  the  former  and  sitting  beside  the  latter,  anxious  to  con- 
firm his  idea  that  there  was  a  real,  ancient,  ecclesiastical  edifice 
on  his  estate  of  Dunlimpie. 

The  visit  to  the  Antiquarian  Museum  was  duly  paid. 
Frank's  thorough  knowledge  of  its  contents  surprised  Baillie, 
and  delighted  the  others.  They  formerly  had  thought  the 
place  dry  and  musty,  but  now  it  teemed  with  interest.  They 
found  ample  evidence  that  Kilcoungo  was  a  real  Culdee's  cell, 
and  some  of  the  "  finds "  indicated  its  existence  for  over  a 
thousand  years. 

The  young  men  were  occasional,  almost  regular  (some 
people  said  frequent)  visitors  at  Mr  Melville's  town  house — 
Frank  being  a  special  favourite  of  Mrs  Melville's,  because  he 
was  always  ready  to  be  a  fourth  at  whist,  allowing  Mr 
Melville  and  Baillie  to  discuss  trees,  and  plants,  and  flowers. 


48  Pot  Pourri. 

The  young  folks  often  met  accidentally  (?)  in  the  Royal 
Academy's  Exhibition,  and,  for  a  time,  Frank  and  Miss 
Melville  studied,  at  least  talked  about  the  pictures,  while 
Charles  and  Lucy  walked  quietly  round,  but  said  little. 
Fanny  told  Lucy  that  Mr  Raeburn  rattled  on  so  fast  she 
was  confused,  Lucy  that  Mr  Baillie  was  so  quiet  she  felt 
awkward.  Next  time  they  met  in  the  Academy  the  ladies 
changed  partners,  to  the  great  delight  of  all,  for  Baillie  was 
carried  away  by  Miss  Melville's  pat  catching  of  the  artistic 
hits,  while  Lucy  was  charmed  with  Raeburn's  happy  knack 
of  making  the  bits  glow  and  tell.  That  night  Fanny  told 
Lucy  that  she  did  like  Mr  Baillie,  and  Lucy,  kissing  her 
fondly,  said,  "  So  do  I  Mr  Raeburn."  If  the  young  men  had 
overheard  them  it  would  have  saved  them  many  an  anxious 
thought. 

Charles  Baillie  sedately  reasoned  the  matter  out — whether 
to  ask  Miss  Melville  or  her  father  first ;  he  thought  the 
former  best,  but  prepared  himself  for  either.  They  met, 
accidentally  really,  in  a  railway  carriage — the  distance  was 
short — between  Waverley  and  Haymarket  Stations,  Edin- 
burgh. As  the  train  started  a  lightning  flash,  followed  by  a 
terrific  peal,  made  Miss  Melville  start  and  involuntarily  cling 
to  Baillie  ;  when  they  came  out  at  Haymarket  Station  he  had 
her  sanction  to  "  ask  papa  ; "  and,  at  rather  a  late  hour  that 
evening  he  burst  into  Frank  Raeburn's  apartments,  and  with- 
out preface,  said,  "  Frank,  1  am  engaged  to  Fanny  Melville." 
Frank  all  but  hugged  him  :  "  Bravo  !  Bless  you  !  Bless  her  ! 
Bless  you  both  ! !  You  are  a  lucky  fellow — again,  bless  you 
both  ! ! "  Then  looking  ruefully  (a  new  aspect  for  him),  he 
said,  "  Frank,  I   have   Lucy  Crawford  on  the  brain — she's — 


Glentirlie.  49 

she's — she's — tuts,  I'm  raving — I  don't  think  I  could  make 
her  happy — I  do  not  deserve  her." 

"  Neither  do  /  Fanny,"  said  Bailhe  ;  *'  but  she  thinks  other- 
wise.    Why  don't  you  try  Lucy  ?  " 

"  I  have  schemed,  and  thought,  and  wondered,  and  re- 
solved, and  wished,  but  the  more  I  do  the  more  I  shrink  ; 
she's  such  a — tuts  ! — and  I  am  such  a — a — a — " 

"  Excuse  slang,  Frank — '  a  duffer.'  You  could  make 
Miss  Crawford  happier  than  any  man  on  earth,  and  she 
would  make  you " 

"Stop,  Charlie  ;  don't  tantalise  me." 

"  I  will  not  stop,  Frank  ;  you  used  to  be  the  rattle,  and  I 
the  slow  coach.  Come  along  with  me  to-morrow  night,  and 
congratulate  Miss  Melville  (if  you  can).  You  may  get  a 
quiet  chat  with  Miss  Crawford." 

The  "  chat"  proved  quiet  enough  ;  for,  very  shortly  after 
he  had  congratulated  Miss  Melville,  she  and  Charlie  with- 
drew,  not  before  Fanny  had  said,  "  Mr  Raeburn,  I  feel  so 
happy  that  I  wish  Lucy  was  in  a  similar  position,"  and  Charlie 
had  said,  "  Ditto,  for  my  doubting  friend  Raeburn." 

It  would  be  unpardonable  to  intrude  too  much  on  the 
perplexed  couple.  Frank  spoke  about  Kilcoungo  and  Dun- 
limpie,  and  the  summer-house — Miss  Crawford  added  in  joke, 
"and  the  preserved  fishings." 

Frank  laughed  almost  sadly,  and  abrupdy  said,  "  Miss 
Crawford  " — then  he  paused,  blushed,  and  jerked  out — ''  What 
a  lucky  fellow  Baillie  is,  he  has  fished  to  purpose.  I  wish  I 
could  hope  for  equal  luck.  Dare  I — excuse  me,  Miss 
Crawford,  but  dare  I — ask  you  to  make  me  as  happy — as 
Charlie  is " 

D 


50  Pot  Pourri. 

Lucy  hung  her  head,  was  silent  for  a  while,  then  whispered, 
"  Yes,  Frank  dear,  if  aunt  and  uncle  consent." 

Baillie  was  in  ecstacies  for  some  time,  then  the  serious 
matter  of  asking  aunt  and  uncle's  consent  appalled  him. 

Fanny  relieved  him  of  the  trying  ordeal,  and,  at  the  supper 
table,  Frank  sat  beside  Lucy  Crawford  as  his  affianced  bride. 
Lucy  Melville,  although  only  a  day  in  advance,  felt  quite  at 
home  with  Charlie.  Mrs  Melville  made  stringent  conditions 
that  she  was  to  have  a  visit  from  both  after  their  marriage, 
at  least  once  a  week,  and  Mr  Melville  felt  much  alone,  yet 
very  highly  pleased. 

We  need  not  linger  over  what  remains  of  our  stor}-. 
Marriage  presents  flowed  in,  until  Mrs  Melville's  drawing-room 
was  like  an  exhibition.  One,  however,  must  have  honourable 
mention.  About  a  fortnight  before  the  marriage,  Captain 
Webber  and  Lieutenant  O'Hara  were  announced  as  wishing 
to  see  Miss  Crawford,  and,  following  the  servant  who  an- 
nounced them,  right  into  the  dining-room,  they  bowed  all 
round,  then,  addressing  Miss  Crawford,  presented  her,  in  the 
name  of  those  who  had  served  under  her  father,  the  dear,  old 
Admiral,  with  a  gold  anchor,  glittering  in  diamonds  and 
emeralds,  and  with  a  superabundance  of  gold  chain. 

Captain  Webber,  a  thorough  English  tar,  hoped  "that  her 
joys  would  be  as  deep  as  the  ocean,  and  her  sorrows  as  light 
as  its  spray." 

Lieutenant  O'Hara,  a  genuine  Irishman,  wished  "that 
their  path  would  be  strewn  with  roses  as  they  walked,  hand  in 
hand,  over  the  stormy  ocean  of  life."  The  tars  joined  the  supper 
table,  and  spun  yarns  about  the  good  old  Admiral  till  a  late  or 
early  hour. 


Glentirlie.  51 

Not  infrequently  Frank  and  Charlie  met  in  "  houses  to 
let,"  once  or  twice  in  those  to  "sell;"  but  why  prolong  our 
tale  further  than  to  tell  that  they  had  grand  times  of  it  at 
Dunlimpie  during  the  season.  The  summer-house  was  a 
favourite  resort,  but  only  two  were  in  it  at  one  time.  The 
"  preserved  water  "  was  visited,  strolled  about,  but  not  fished. 
Mattie  of  Glentirlie  was  promoted  to  be  housekeeper,  almost 
companion,  to  Mrs  Melville,  after  the  )'oung  couples  had 
started  on  the  honeymoon  ;  and  often,  when  they  visited  either 
town  or  country  house,  she  reminded  the  gentlemen  of  the 
scarecrows  in  the  potato  field  at  Glentirlie. 


A  Ballade  of  Tobacco  Smoke 

WHAT  fretting  loads  we  mortals  bear 
Through  life,  whose  fading  rainbows  mock, 
And  Time  who  drives  a  splendid  pair 

Of  steeds  he  never  will  unyoke, 
Sweeps  his  lean  fingers  through  our  hair, 

He  scarcely  leaves  a  decent  lock, 
Yet  chide  him  not,  if  still  he  spare 

The  dreams  seen  through  tobacco  smoke. 

We  each  must  have  our  little  care 

To  add  by  contrast  to  our  joke, 
A  laugh  that  spreads  in  vain  its  snare 

To  catch  the  lips  of  solemn  folk. 
Well,  let  us  walk  through  all  the  fair. 

And  watch  the  crowds  that  swa)'  and  shock  ; 
They  follow  what  we  see  elsewhere  — 

The  dreams  sec7i  through  tobacco  smoke. 

Dreamers  of  dreams  in  ships  of  air, 

Whose  keels  have  never  enter'd  dock, 
I  wish  you  may  have  sounder  ware 

Than  did  Alnaschar  when  he  woke  ! 
Statesmen,  when  strife  is  high,  forswear 

For  half-an-hour  the  wordy  stroke, 
1  fain  would  hint  of  better  fare — 

The  dreams  seen  throns'h  tobacco  smoke  ! 


A  Ballade  of  Tobacco  Smoke. 


53 


Prince,  when  you  weary  of  the  chair 

From  which  you  govern  reahns  and  folk, 

Your  faithful  bard  would  have  you  share 
The  dreams  seen  through  tobacco  smoke  ! 


(2.  Ui^Ju^Hj^ 


A  Sunny  Morning  in  my  Garden 


HAT  dependent  creatures  we  are  after 
all !  Nature  has  us  in  thrall,  and  in 
her  chano-inof  moods  can  make  of  us 
what  she  will ! 

How  briofht   the  world   and   all   its 
uses  seems  on  a  morning-  such  as  this, 
when  it  is  a  perfect  gladness  to  be  alive ! 

The  sun  has  been  up  for  hours,  and  his  pro- 
gress is  most  royal.  He  brooks  no  barrier  in  his 
way,  there  is  not  even  the  fleeciest  film  of  summer 
cloud  to  dim  his  splendour.  Matchless  and  radiant  is  the 
sky,  and  blue,  blue  the  summer  sea.  The  little  waves  break 
yonder  on  the  pebbl)'  shore,  with  scarcely  a  murmur  or  a  sigh. 
But  I  am  at  my  south  window  to-day,  and  am  looking  out 
upon  my  garden,  to  me  a  pleasant  place,  although  beginning 
now  to  wear  the  pensive  grace  of  autumn. 

You  who  revel  in  ancestral  parks  and  walk  proudl)-  among 
your  gay  parterres,  would  smile  in  mild  derision  at  my  little 
garden,  but  I  question  if  your  lordly  pleasaunce  is  a  source  of 
as  real  delight  to  you  as  this  tiny  provincial  strip  is  to  me.  It 
is  veritably  a  strip,  with  a  straight  and  solemn  path  dividing  it. 
You  can  take  it  all  in  at  one  glance,  and  count  the  blossoms 
without  difficulty,  but  though  it  is  small  and  narrow,  and 
altogether  beneath  your  contempt,  it  is  full  of  friendliness  and 


A  Sunny  Morning  in  my  Garden.         55 


honesty  and  good  purposes  for  me.  Of  course  it  is  not  my 
ideal  ;  from  the  recesses  of  tenderest  memory  I  will  draw  you 
a  picture  which  represents  the  garden  of  my  childhood.  It 
was  very  long  and  wide,  with  a  low  mossy  wall  running  all  round 
it,  and  a  little  green  wicket  gate  so  little  used  that  it  creaked 
always  on  its  hinges.  It  was  intersected  all  through  by 
shady,  grassy  walks  under  the  shade  of  gnarled  and  laden 
apple  trees  ;  it  had  great  untidy  fantastic  flower  beds,  shut  in 
by  borders  of  boxwood  grown  nearly  as  high  as  a  hedge.      Do 


^^"  "   T 


you  know  what  grew  in  these  beds  ?  Perhaps  you  know  some 
cottage  garden  which  will  furnish  the  almost  forgotten  names 
— mint  and  rosemary  and  thyme,  bachelor's  buttons  and 
southernwood  and  nancy-pretty,  Canterbury  bells,  lupins  and 
tiger  lilies  ;  nothing  fine  or  rare  or  conspicuously  lovely,  yet 
we  loved  them  all. 

I  have  not  seen  that  old  garden,  though  it  is  not  very 
remote,  these  many  years  ;  memory  is  sweeter  than  the  vision 
of  a  change  which  may  be.      Strange  feet  now  step   across 


56  Pot  Pourri. 

the  threshold  of  the  old  house,   and  strange  hands  perhaps 
have  made  the  green  wicket  swing  silently  to  and  fro. 

Many  were  wont  to  laugh  at  our  old  garden,  and  to  say 
banteringly  it  grew  splendid  weeds,  but  though  it  had  not  the 
vestige  of  respectability  about  it,  the  hearts  of  children,  now 
scattered  far  and  wide,  have  memories  of  it  wholly  sacred. 

Memory  is  alwa)'s  with  us,  and  silentl}',  day  by  day,  we  add 
to  her  storehouse.  Although  she  has  some  bitter  roots  among 
her  bundle  of  herbs,  what  would  life  be  without  her  sweet 
companionship  ?  How  awful  if  our  happy  days  departed 
from  us  at  sunset  wholly  and  utterl)-,  as  if  they  had  never 
been  ;  how  barren  and  arid  then  would  be  the  desert  of  exist- 
ence !  Memory,  then,  we  constantly  bless  and  cherish,  grow- 
ing more  anxious  as  we  step  on  and  upward  that  we  should 
sow  what  will  give  us  a  harvest  such  as  shall  not  make  us 
ashamed. 

The  heart  clings  persistently  to  earliest  memory ;  how  im- 
portant then  that  those  who  have  children  to  care  for  should 
make  these  early  days  conspicuously  bright. 

Oh  !  there  is  enough  awaiting  these  young  hearts,  enough 
spirit-anguish  and  heart-weariness  to  satisfy  the  grimmest 
mentor.  Let  them  at  least  have  sunshine  trildino-  that  child- 
hood  which  is  never  forgotten. 

Am  I  moralising  too  seriously  in  my  garden  this  sunny 
morning  ?  Well,  well ;  there  is  nothing  incongruous  between 
the  brightness  of  this  sweet  day,  and  my  plea  for  the  child- 
ren's happy  environment.  So  we  come  back  quite  naturally 
to  where  we  began,  that  nature  is  a  great  deal  to  us,  and  has 
something  comforting  and  strengthening  for  us  in  our  most 
wayward  moods. 


I 


A  Sunny  Morning  in  my  Garden.         57 

She  is  very  gentle  with  us  too  ;  her  touch  when  sorrows 
fall  thick  and  fast  upon  us  is  divinest  healing.  She  has  her 
merry  moods  likewise,  but  she  reveals  herself  only  to  those 
who  love  her,  and  seek  to  commune  with  her.  And  that 
communion  is  not  exclusive  or  difficult  of  access,  but  is  open 
always  to  the  seeking  eye  and  ear,  the  sympathetic  mind,  and 
the  simple,  earnest  heart.  This  sympathy  with  nature  brings 
to  the  human  heart  courage  and  forbearance  and  loving- 
kindness  with  an  understanding  of  simple  goodness  which 
makes  life  a  perpetual  joy. 


"La  Tombe  dit  a  la  Rose" 


From  Victor  Hugo. 

s^HE  Tomb  said  to  the  Rose, 

"  Those  tears  the  mornings  weep 
Into  thy  petals  deep, 
What  does  love's  flower  with  those  ? " 

^    The  Rose  said  to  the  Tomb, 

"  And  thou,  what  dost  thou — say  !- 
With  that  'vhich  day  by  day 
Drops  in  Thy  gulf  of  gloom  ?  " 

The  Rose  said,  "  I  do  this: — 
Out  of  those  tears  I  make 
A  soul  of  perfume  wake — 
Honey  and  ambergris." 

''  Poor  flower,"  the  Tomb  said,  "  I 
Out  of  each  life  that  slips 
Mute  through  my  earthen  lips, 
Make  a  winged  soul  on  high." 


*  AT^  /^  /(L^uz^. 


The  Truth  about   I>ambs 


IN  this  matter-of-fact  nineteenth  century  it  behoves  us  to 
guard  zealously  the  little  of  the  poetic  which  has  not 
been  driven  away  by  the  demon  steam. 

My  regard  for  poetry  and  poets  is  only  exceeded  by  my 
love  of,  and  sympathy  for,  the  humid  and  rheumatic  Goddess 
of  Truth,  who  has  been  forced  to  take  up  her  abode  in  a  well  ; 
and  it  is  in  order  to  prevent  any  further  waste  of  sympathy  or 
love  on  an  unworthy  object,  that  I  intend  telling  the  truth 
about  lambs. 

However  unworthy  the  object  on  which  we  place  our 
affection  may  be,  we  do  not  thank  those  who  remove  the 
scales  from  our  eyes  ;  we  do  not  like  to  see  our  idol  broken, 
and  discover  that  it  is  made  of  clay.  I  hope,  however,  that 
the  reader  will  defer  his  judgment  on  me  till  he  has  read  my 
experience,  when  I  shall  have  more  hope  of  being  excused,  or 
having  my  offence  palliated. 

I  can  scarcely  control  myself  to  speak  calmly  on  the  sub- 
ject, when  I  think  of,  or  try  to  imagine,  the  amount  of  sym- 
pathy and  love  which  has  "  from  time  immemorial "  been 
wasted  on  these  unworthy  objects ;  and  it  is  the  poets  who 
are  principally  to  blame  for  rousing  our  sympathy  and 
affection. 


6o  Pot  Pourri. 

Poets  have  chosen  lambs  as  the  emblems  of  innocence  and 
peace,  and  they  never  were  further  from  the  truth. 

It  grieves  me  to  disturb  the  proverbs  of  centuries,  to  strip 
the  lamb  of  its  false  covering,  and  show  up  the  ignorance  of 
poets. 

What  do  poets  know  of  nature  ?  Thomson  wrote  of  the 
beauties  of  a  sunrise,  when  it  is  well  known  he  usually 
had  breakfast  in  bed.  They  have  written  of  "  The 
ploughboy's  whistle  and  the  milkmaid's  song "  as  some- 
thing enchanting,  which  only  shows  their  utter  disregard 
for  truth,  or  their  entire  want  of  an  ear  for  music.  I  have 
heard  both,  and  they  are  extremely  vulgar,  and  I  hope  to 
be  spared  the  infliction  again.  Let  a  poet  sit  through  a 
Harvest  Home,  and  he  will  change  his  mind,  but  "  revenons 
a  nos  moutons." 

Last  spring  I  spent  a  good  deal  of  time  in  the  company  of 
lambs,  and  my  opinion,  formed  on  close  observation,  is  that 
they  are  the  most  selfish,  idiotic,  discontented,  and  combative 
animals  on  the  face  of  the  earth,  leaving  the  following  to 
support  my  assertion. 

When  a  lamb  is  about  a  week  old  it  discovers  that  its 
mother  is  a  lunatic,  with  one  idea,  and  that  is  its  lamb,  and 
instead  of  returning  its  mother's  love,  it  abuses  it.  Another 
lamb,  which  we  will  call  B,  comes  to  play  with  lamb  A,  when 
^'s  mother,  fearing  her  offspring  will  be  contaminated  by  such 
company,  knocks  over  B  with  a  box  in  the  ribs.  A  naturally 
thinks  it  belongs  to  a  superior  set,  and  condescendingly  visits 
lamb  B,  only  to  discover  that  i^"s  mother  holds  similar 
opinions  about  its  lamb,  this  reflection  being  made  by  A 
when  it  is  knocked  on  its  back. 


The  Truth  about  Lambs. 


6i 


A  gets  up  and  runs  bleating  to  its  mother,  and  gets  a 
drink,  and  as  the  milk  gets  scarce  it  digs  its  mother  with  its 
little  horns  ;  the  mother,  thinking  it  is  time  to  stop,  lies  down 
for  a  rest,  when  the  lamb  climbs  on  her  back,  planting  its  sharp 
little  hoofs  between  its  mother's  ribs,  till  the  mother  has  to 
rise,  when  the  lamb  goes  for  another  drink. 


A  lamb  pays  no  attention  to  its  mother  unless  it  wants  a 
drink,  which  it  usually  does  every  few  minutes. 

As  soon  as  a  lamb  can  walk  straight  on  its  clumsy  legs  it 
looks  about  for  a  smaller  lamb  to  box,  when  the  smaller  lamb 


62  Pot  Pourri. 

is  not  looking.     This  is  the  nearest  approach  to  humour  in  a 
lamb's  composition, 

A  lamb's  legs  look  as  if  they  had  been  made  for  its  big 
brother,  and  it  is  as  proud  of  them  as  a  boy  is  of  his  first 
trousers.  It  tries  to  gambol,  the  result  being,  like  a  stool 
under  the  influence  of  spirit  rapping,  it  throws  its  hind  legs 
a  few  inches  up  into  the  heavens,  and  fancies  it  is  fit  for  a 
circus. 

I  was  beside  some  sheep  in  a  shed  where  they  had  more 
good  turnips  and  hay  than  they  could  eat,  and  leaving  the 
gate  open,  they  rushed  out  and  ate  ravenously  at  rotten 
turnips  which  had  been  thrown  aside  as  useless.  This  is  the 
only  human  trait  I  have  observed  in  sheep. 

After  I  had  been  about  a  week  painting  a  picture  of  sheep 
and  lambs,  I  laid  down  my  pallette  on  the  camp  stool,  and 
walked  out  of  the  shed  to  have  a  smoke,  and  a  talk  with  a 
young  girl  who  attended  to  the  cows,  and  was  just  in  the 
middle  of  an  interesting  conversation  when  she  said, 

"  I  think  the  sheep  have  knocked  over  your  picture." 

I  thought  she  was  only  saying  it  to  frighten  me,  but  when 
1  did  go  back  I  found  my  easel  and  canvas  flat  on  the  ground, 
and  a  lamb  on  the  top  of  the  picture,  smelling  if  it  was  painted 
in  oil  or  water  colour.  I  drove  them  back,  making  some 
remarks  which  I  do  not  remember  now,  and  started  to  scrape 
the  canvas,  when  the  head  of  the  lamb's  mother  came  into 
violent  collision  with  me,  and  I  don't  believe  any  artist  ever 
before  got  through  a  picture  of  the  size  in  such  a  short  time, 
and  it  was  completely  finished.  At  the  same  time  one  cannot 
fail  to  see  the  want  of  anything   like  justice  in   that  sheep 


The  Truth  about  Lambs. 


63 


butting  me  for  trying  to  prevent  the  lamb  from  injurinq-  my 
property. 

I  hope  I  have  justified  my  assertion,  and  if  the  reader  can 
now  enjoy  his  roast  lamb  and  mint  sauce  without  compunction, 
I  have  not  lived  in  vain. 


The  Beautiful 


I. 

HE  mystery  of  Loveliness,  that  lies, 

Like  light  from  some  diviner  heaven  than  ours. 
On    visible   Nature :    mountains,    streams   and 
flowers, 
On  man's  proud  front,  in  depths  of  woman's  eyes ; 
The  mystery  of  Loveliness,  that  is 
The  Law  of  Nature's  being  :   moulding  all — 
The  measureless  great,  the  infinitely  small — 
To  its  own  perfect  beauty.     What  is  this 
But  the  translation  of  God's  inmost  thought  ? 
And  that  is  Love  ;   Nature  the  mighty  scroll 
Whereon  'tis  writ.     Thou  readest  it,  my  soul  ! 
Each  sacred  syllable,  yet  graspest  not, 
Save  in  dim  gleams,  the  message  written  there. 
Though  questioning  evermore  in  Work  and  Prayer. 


n. 

Yet,  O  my  soul  !  thank  God  that  He  hath  sent. 
In  loving  answer  to  thy  life-long  cry, 

These  shadowings  of  the  holier  Mystery 
Behind  the  veil — for  rapturous  moments  rent 
As  by  a  still,  small  voice  from  highest  heaven. 


The  Beautiful.  65 


If  thou  with  feeble  hand  and  care-clogged  brain 

Through  life's  grey  clouds  hast  groped — alas  !  in  vain — 
To  catch  their  import,  thou  at  least  hast  striven  ; 
And,  striving,  won  the  guerdon  ne'er  denied 

To  those  who  battle  bravely — though  they  fail. 

For  such  one  day  the  Angel  calm  and  pale 
With  tender  hand  will  draw  the  veil  aside, 
And  they  shall  stand  within  the  Holy  Place, 
And  read  the  Secret  in  The  Master's  face. 


The  Gypsy  Wooer 

THE  young  lords  rade  frae  east  and  west, 
Sae  blithe  were  they  and  bonny, 
And  all  to  court  our  lady  gay, 
For  she  was  best  of  ony. 

The  young  lords  rade  to  east  and  west, 

Wi'  heavy  dule  and  grieving, 
Their  hearts  were  wae,  for  she  said  them  nay, 

And  bade  them  cease  their  deaving. 

She  looked  frae  her  bower  window, 

The  sun  it  shone  sae  brightly, 
An'  over  field  and  over  fell 

A  gypsy  steppit  lightly. 

The  gypsy  man  cam  doun  the  brae. 
An'  clear  his  pipes  were  singing 

An  outland  sang  as  wild  and  fey 
As  Elfin  bridles  ringing. 

O  whiles  the  sang  went  wud  wi'  joy. 

And  whiles  it  sorrowed  sairly ; 
The  saut  tear  stood  in  our  lady's  ee, 

It  rang  sae  sweet  and  rarely. 


The  Gypsy  Wooer.  67 

"  An'  are  ye  come  at  last  ?  "  she  said, 

"  An'  do  I  see  and  hear  ye  ? 
If  this  be  no  my  ain  true  love 

Then  nane  shall  be  my  dearie. 

"  An'  where  hae  ye  been  sae  lang  ? "  quo  she, 

"  An'  why  cam  ye  ne'er  before,  O  ! 
If  ye  be  no  my  ain  true  love, 

My  heart  will  break  for  sorrow." 

O  never  a  word  the  gypsy  said, 

And  naething-  did  he  linger, 
But  his  een  laughed  bright  as  he  turned  his  head. 

And  beckoned  wi'  his  finpfer. 

She's  casten  off  her  silken  snood, 

And  taen  her  mantle  to  her, 
An'  she's  awa  to  Silverwood, 

To  follow  the  gypsy  wooer. 


/Cf^^^ 


An  Old  World  Matter 


IN  the  old  world  of  Edinburgh,  when  the  High  Street, 
the  Canongate,  and  the  Cowgate.  with  their  adjacent 
closes,  constituted  the  royal  burgh,  it  was  not  often  that 
anything  occurred  to  disturb  the  still  and  tranquil  life 
of  the  peace-loving  citizens.  No  visit  of  royalty  had 
taken  place  since  the  time  of  Charles  I.  True,  the  Royal 
Commissioners  walked  (literally  then)  on  the  opening  of  the 
General  Assembly ;  but  at  the  time  of  which  I  write,  the 
"  walking "  or  procession  of  Parliament  had  long  since  been 
discontinued,  and  Edinburgh,  the  metropolis  of  Scotland, 
could  boast  of  little  excitement  or  bustle  beyond  that  of  any 
provincial  city  in  the  kingdom.  For  all  that,  many  of  the  old 
nobility  still  remained  domiciled  in  the  quaint  turreted  flats 
that  frowned  in  the  moonlight  from  either  side  of  the  High 
Street,  and  in  the  gatherings  of  the  select,  the  "  assemblies," 
and  the  weekly  "  concerts  "  of  the  "  Musical  Society,"  much 
blue  blood  as  well  as  youth,  beauty,  and  intellect  gathered 
together  to  enliven  w^hat  must  have  been,  upon  the  whole,  a 
dull  existence.  The  Pretender,  with  his  ill-equipped  followers, 
passed  through  the  town  in  1745.  The  romance  attached  to 
that  fatal  expedition  has  already  been  amply  written.  What 
the  following  brief  narrative  has  to  record  is  but  a  small 
matter  concerning  the  history  of  two  people  of  no  more  impor- 
tance than  an  actress  and  an  actor,  who,  so  far  as  Edinburgh 


An  Old  World  Matter.  69 

counted,  could  certainly  boast,  after  the  manner  of  Caesar, 
that  they  came,  were  seen,  and  conquered. 

It  was  in  the  year  1762  that  the  Courant  newspaper 
announced  that  "  a  oj-entlewoman  will  appear  for  the  first  time 
on  the  stage  of  this  kingdom  in  four  plays.  Particular  tickets 
(at  the  usual  prices)  will  be  printed,  as  no  money  will  be 
received  at  the  door."  Such  was  the  first  announcement  of 
the  beautiful  and  fascinating  Mrs  Bellamy  who,  in  London, 
had  secured  for  herself  at  once  a  fame  and  a  notoriety  that 
have  seldom  been  equalled,  even  in  the  annals  of  the  stage. 

Fresh  from  the  whirl  of  London  excitement  the  previous 
year,  she  had  visited  Dublin,  and  there  she  met  West  Digges, 
an  actor  who,  in  addition  to  great  personal  recommendations, 
was  possessed  of  genuine  histrionic  ability.  She  had  been 
warned  against  Digges'  persuasive  tongue  and  insinuating 
manners  ;  but,  possibly  for  that  very  reason,  all  the  sooner  suc- 
cumbed to  the  blandishments  of  a  oentleman  who  had  almost 
no  equal  in  the  power  of  persuading.  While  in  Dublin  they 
lived  together  happily  enough  ;  but  for  some  strange  reason 
Mrs  Bellamy  had  a  strong  dislike  to  Scotland,  and  swore 
(ladies  did  swear  in  those  days)  she  would  never  act  in  that 
country.  This  she  did,  no  doubt,  knowing  that  Digges  was  co- 
lessee  in  the  Edinburgh  Theatre.  He,  however,  was  manager 
first  and  lover  second,  and  so  contrived  to  get  her  trans- 
ported to  Edinburgh  without  her  knowing  where  she  was 
being  taken  to.  Entering  the  town  she  enquired  where  she 
was  ?  to  which  the  ready  response  came — "  the  Grassmarket," 
and  in  the  simpleness  of  her  soul  she  thought  such  was  the 
name  of  a  town.  She  was  driven  to  a  lodging  in  the  Canon- 
gate,  and  while  combing  her  hair  a  sound  ofmusic  saluted  her 


yo  Pot  Pourri. 

ears.  "  What  is  that  sound  ?  "  she  cried.  "  The  theatre,"  re- 
plied her  maid.  At  once  seeing  she  had  been  trapped,  she 
seized  a  pair  of  scissors  and  cut  all  her  hair  off  quite  close 
to  her  head,  in  order  that  she  might  be  unable  to  appear. 
Such  was  the  impulsive  character  of  the  lady,  so  it  is  not  sur- 
prising that  Digges  soon  persuaded  her  (no  doubt  after  a 
stormy  interview)  to  appear  in  the  plays  for  which  she  had 
already  been  advertised.  A  wig  supplied  the  place  of  the 
demolished  hair,  and  a  greater  or  more  fashionable  event  in  the 
local  theatrical  world  had  never  been  witnessed  than  her  first 
appearance.  The  highest  of  the  land  filled  the  pit,  while  the 
boxes  were  packed  with  the  first  ladies  in  society,  and  it  is 
said  the  servants  in  attendance  were  so  many  that  they  could 
not  find  room  in  the  gallery — a  portion  of  the  house  then 
exclusively  reserved  for  such  gentry. 

During  her  stay  in  Edinburgh  Mrs  Bellamy  was /^/^c/ far 
beyond  any  actress  who  had  preceded  her.  Everything 
that  she  could  possibly  want  was  hers  if  she  only  expressed  a 
wish  to  have  it ;  yet  her  old  character  of  improvidence  never 
forsook  her,  and  when  she  was  on  the  eve  of  leaving  Edin- 
burgh for  Glasgow,  where  a  theatre  had  been  specially  built 
for  her  to  appear  in,  she  found  she  had  no  money,  and  sent 
her  maid  to  pawn  a  beautiful  gold  repeater  which  Digges 
had  presented  to  her.  The  maid,  luckless  woman,  took  it 
to  the  identical  watchmaker  from  whom  it  had  been  pur- 
chased not  many  days  previously,  but  not  paid  for,  and  was 
immediately  taken  into  custody.  Mrs  Bellamy  remained 
sitting  in  her  carriage  for  over  an  hour  for  the  return  of  her 
messenger,  until  guessing  what  had  happened,  she  drove  to 
one  of  the  Lords  of  Session,  her  friend,  who  not  only  gave 
her  sufficient  money,  but  got  the  girl  instantly  released,  and 


An  Old  World  Matter. 


71 


so  enabled  this  charming  actress,  but  frail  woman,  to  proceed 
to  Glasgow,  where  alas  she  found  that  the  theatre  which  had 
been  specially  built  for  her  to  appear  in,  had  been  burnt  to 
the  ground  the  previous  evening,  by  some  over-zealous 
bigots  of  the  Methodist  persuasion,  in  obedience  to  the  desires 
of  their  preacher,  who  had  announced  to  them  that  he  liad 
seen  a  vision  commanding  them  to  commit  arson. 

The  course  of  true  love  between  Digges  and  Bellamy  did 
not  long  run  smooth.  The  following  season  they  took  a  house 
in    Bonnington    (still    standing),    then    an    oudying    village, 


■K-f     ' 


--r''-"-^.-^ 


which  had  to  be  reached  by  way  of  the  Horse  Wynd,  Low 
Calton,  and  Leith  Walk,  then  a  dismal  country  road  or  track. 
The  only  mode  of  conveyance  was  in  chairs,  very  unsafe  in- 
deed, considering  the  roads  were  of  the  roughest,  the  "  bearers  " 
seldom  of  the  soberest,  and  the  chance  of  meeting  footpads 
not  by  any  means  remote.  At  Bonnington  the  twain  lived  in 
great  luxury,  but  family  feuds  were  not  uncommon.  One 
night  the  argument  ran  so  high  that  Digges  stripped  off  the 
most  of  his  clothes  and  ran  from  the  house  with  the  intention 
of  drowning  himself  in  a  pond  near  to  the  house.  Mrs 
Bellamy  surveyed  the  proceeding  with  the  utmost  coolness, 
and  when  he   made  his  exit,  calmly  locked  the  door.     The 


72 


Pot  Pourri. 


result  may  be  o^uessed,  for  the  cold  east  wind  and  snow  soon 
made  the  gentleman  change  his  mind  and  repent  his  haste ; 
but  when  he  returned  and  found  the  door  barred  against  him, 
it  was  only  by  going  down  on  his  naked  knees  on  the  snow, 
and  swearing  all  sorts  of  repentance,  that  he  gained  admittance 
at  last  to  the  cheerful  glow  of  the  fire,  perhaps  more  essential 
under  the  circumstances  than  even  the  smiles  and  caresses  of 
the  authoress  of  his  affliction,  which,  by  the  way,  he  certainly 
never  deserved  and  never  after  secured.  Sic  transit  gloria 
imindi. 


MR  DIGGES  IN  THE  CHARACTER  OF  SIR  JOHN  BRUTE. 


"  OONS,  GEl-  YOU  GONE  UP  STAIRS." 


Men  and  Books 


"  The  proper  study  of  mankind  is  man."— POPK. 

TH  E  gods  make  living-  poems  ;  what  we  write 
Is  photograph,  unreal  shadowy  stuff; 
Their  words  have  wings  of  power  and  thews  of  might, 
Ours  float  like  mist,  and  vanish  with  a  puff. 
There  are  who  love  to  pore  o'er  musty  books. 
Scholars,  who  heap  up  stores  of  printed  breath. 
And  spell  with  painful  care  and  peeping  looks 
The  quaint  memorial  blazonry  of  death. 
But  let  me  read  God's  best  of  living  books. 
The  rosy  child,  with  eyes  of  trustful  blue, 
The  lightfoot  youth,  the  girl  with  radiant  looks, 
Or,  like  thee,  Gordon,  the  brave  captain,  who 
Leaps  into  danger,  and  sublimely  rash, 
Turns  panic  into  victory  with  a  flash ! 


The  Prayer  of  the  Pompeian  Mothei 


OH  !  spare  my  child,  ye  Gods  who  dwell  on  high  ! 
Ye  gave  him  unto  me  ; — my  only  joy, 
Oh  !   rain  not  ashes  on  my  darling  boy. 
Hear  me,  great  Zeus,  hear  a  mother's  cry, 
For  his  dead  father's  sake  let  him  not  die  ; 
Hear  from  his  boyish  lips  the  piteous  cries  ! 
Shield  us  from  trembling  ground,  from  falling  skies. 
Cease  but  a  moment,  that  we  both  may  fly 
This  choking  sand,  these  reeling  rocks  and  trees  : 
Return  once  more  thy  sweet  and  balmy  breeze, 
So  that  our  parched  tongues  again  may  raise 
Before  thy  altar,  songs  of  love  and  praise  : 
Send  us  again  the  cheering  light  of  heaven. 
And  to  thy  service  shall  his  life  be  given. 


C\)  *  60  '  o)W^>-Ma/vc-vu 


THE  POMPEIAN  MOTHER 
SHIELDING  HER  CHILD   FROM  THE  SHOWER  OF  ASHES. 

A.D.  79. 


l-ROM    THE   GROUP    BY 

D.  W.   STEVENSON,   R.S.A. 


An  Easterly  Har 


WE  who  have  been  dwellers  in  the  East, — not  the  pic- 
turesque East  of  palm  trees,  camels  and  caravans, 
but  the  bleak  East  of  our  own  little  kingdom, — know  what  an 
easterly  harr  means,  and  we  have  been  told  on  good  authority 
where  the  visitor  comes  from.  Erom  the  low  lands  of  Hol- 
land the  visitor  travels  to  our  coast,  we  are  assured  ;  and  we 
can  believe  it.  We  are  not  so  well  informed  with  regard 
to  the  origin  of  our  enemy's  name,  though  it  is  a  singularly 
expressive  and  suitable  name  ;  for  while  the  thing  itself  is 
dim  and  misty,  soft  and  fleecy,  with  a  certain  impalpability 
in  its  fleeciness,  it  has  a  rough  edge  ;  it  grates  in  the  throat 
and  the  chest  ;  it  cuts  and  pricks  with  a  saw-like  jaggedness 
wliich  answers  exactly  to  its  strange  title,  to  the  two  "  r's  "  that 
end  the  word,  which  we  pronounce  with  an  emphatic  zest, 
as  a  Northumbrian  rattles  his  bur,  "har-r." 

The  season  of  the  year  when  the  harr  was  most  apt  to 
descend  upon  us  was  "  the  sweet  spring  time ; "  a  time  not 
quite  so  sweet  in  the  north  and  the  east  as  in  the  south  and 
the  west,  yet  glad  exceedingly  in  the  lengthening  daylight, 
the  budding  trees  and  hedges,  the  sprouting  grass,  the  first 
lamb,  the  first  daisy — a  time  all  the  brighter  to  the  young 
and  hale  because  it  was  keenly  bracing  in  its  brightness. 

Even  so  late  as  the  month  of  May,  during  the  General 
Assembly  of  the    representatives    of  its   national    Churches, 


An  Easterly  Harr.  79 

when  its  streets,  old  and  new,  swarm  with  black  coats,  the 
grey  metropolis  of  the  north  is  not  unacquainted  with  easterly 
harrs.  But  the  Dutch  invader  recurs  to  our  memory 
chiefly  as  it  was  wont  to  assail  "  country  sides,"  when  the 
young  wheat  showed  a  fresh,  green  braird  in  fields  near 
the  sea,  above  which  the  lark  sang  long  before  the  bells 
of  the  golden  cowslips  nodded  in  the  chill  breeze  over  the 
pasture,  or  the  primroses  did  more  than  lift  up  their  meek, 
pale  faces  in  the  garden-borders. 

The  infliction  had  a  habit  of  presenting  itself  at  any  hour. 
It  started  with  the  sun,  and  rendered  his  beams  watery  and 
wan.  After  a  bright  morning,  it  fell  upon  us  at  high  noon 
like  a  wet  blanket,  and  shrouded  the  landscape  for  the 
rest  of  the  day.  It  rose  with  a  ghostly  wraith-like  appear- 
ance, and  obscured  the  full  moon.  It  was  always  densest 
nearest  the  sea,  but  it  did  not  disdain  to  stretch  a  consider- 
able distance  inland,  creeping  on  with  a  stealthy  motion,  or 
suddenly  descending  after  the  fashion  of  the  drop-scene  of  a 
theatre.  It  hid  man  and  beast ;  especially  beast, — for  a  dog 
rashly  running  ahead  disappeared  in  it,  as  if  a  cloud  had 
come  between  the  creature  and  his  owner.  Birds  of  the  air 
were  not  only  invisible,  they  became  mute  as  fishes  in  the  sea, 
under  the  influence  of  an  easterly  harr ;  indeed,  it  was  a 
singularly  muffling,  dulling  process  in  nature  resembling,  so 
far,  the  hush  of  a  snow-storm. 

The  harr  clung  in  a  close,  white  drapery  to  trees;  it 
swallowed  up  houses ;  it  obliterated  hills.  Standing  on  the 
shore,  the  presence  of  a  boat  was  only  known  by  the  splash 
of  the  oars.  Plodding  along  the  Queen's  highway,  or 
stumbling  over  the  deep  ruts  in  a  bye-road,  the  approach  of  a 


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cart,  or  of  one  of  the  gigs  of  the  day,  or  of  a  man  or  boy  on 
horse-back,  was  not  to  be  detected  save  by  the  rattle  of  the 
wheels,  and  the  beat  of  the  horses'  feet.  Such  moving 
figures,  looming  gigantic  in  the  magnifying  medium,  came  in 
sight,  and  vanished  with  the  astonishing  celerity  of  a 
dissolving  view.  The  commonest  objects  borrowed  a  weird 
aspect  from  an  easterly  harr. 

Dutch  courage  was  wanted  to  face  the  "  Hollander,"  for 


it  froze  the  marrow  in  your  bones,  caused  your  breath  to 
labour,  hung  your  garments  with  drops  of  moisture,  as  of  the 
heaviest  night-dews.  But  it  met  you  straight  in  the  face,  and 
was  even  puritanically  fair  and  clean.  Who,  that  has  ever 
encountered  the  murky  abominations  of  a  London  fog,  w^ith 
the  solid  vileness  of  its  pea-soup  atmosphere,  and  its  effect 
as  of  jaundice  on  every  face  exposed  to  it,  would  not  choose 


An  Easterly  Harr.  8i 

a  thousand    times,    in   preference,    the   sharpest   bite   of    an 
easterly  harr. 

Then,  as  a  rule,  the  reign  of  the  foe  did  not  last  long — 
it  went  as  unexpectedly  as  it  came.  It  was  gone  before 
you  knew  where  you  were  or  it  was.  The  winding-sheet, 
wrapping  all  creation  in  its  folds,  was  transformed  in  the 
twinkling  of  an  eye  to  a  nun's  veil,  modest  and  demure.  In 
another  moment  it  too  was  changed.  The  sun's  rays  flashed 
forth  and  lit  it  up  with  silver  radiance.  It  was  no  longer  a 
sober  vestal's  veil,  it  was  the  veil  of  a  blushing  bride,  ready  to 
be  flung  back  that  she  might  receive  the  kiss  of  her  eager 
bridegroom.     For  it  is  true  that — 

"  Old  earth  is  fair,  and  fruitful  and  young, 
And  her  bridal-day  will  come  ere  long." 


^o^uUv  T^CU^ 


The  Poppy  Blows 


TH  E  careful  farmer  ploughs  and  hoes  ; 
The  weeds  he  slays  with  ceaseless  pains, 
And  every  idle  flower  that  grows. 

Broadcast  he  sows  his  chosen  grains  ; 
His  harvests  whiten  o'er  the  plains, 
S^i/l  in  his  wheat  the  poppy  bloivs. 


Forth  to  the  world  the  prophet  goes  ; 

Of  wrath  and  sin  and  grief  he  plains, 
To  careless  hearts  denouncing  woes  : 
He  damns  the  worldling  and  his  shows. 

A  rich  reward  for  him  remains  ; 
Yet  in  his  wheat  the  poppy  blows. 


The  Poppy  Blows. 


83 


So  He  the  human  heart  that  sows, 
Untiring-,  with  His  golden  grains, 
Truth,  Virtue,  Love,  with  ceaseless  pains, 

So  vainly,  often, — well  He  knows! — 
How  patient  that  Great  Heart  remains, 

Though  in  His  wheat  the  poppy  blows  ! 


"The  Castled  Rhine" 

"  Spake  full  well,  in  language  quaint  and  olden, 
One  who  dwelleth  by  the  Castled  Rhine." 

— Longfellow. 

WE  are  on  the  Rhine — the  beautiful  Rhine  at  last !  All 
the  freshness  of  early  summer  is  on  the  vine-clad 
hills  and  waving  forests.  The  cuckoo  still  rings  his  queer 
note  out  from  some  ravine  or  leafy  glade.  If  the  Rhine 
country  can  ever  look  less  than  lovely,  it  is  surely  not  in 
June!  And  we  two  islanders,  who,  free  from  desk  and 
drudgery,  stand  to-day  under  an  awning  on  board  the  good 
DampfscJiiff  "  Schiller,"  as  it  speeds  up  the  shining  river, 
are  naturally  in  the  very  best  of  humours  for  appreciating  it 
all,  since  this  is  the  crowning  holiday  we  have  been  looking 
forward  to  for  years.  What  does  it  matter  to  us  that  everybody 
else  seems  to  have  "done"  the  Rhine? — that  Brown,  Jones, 
and  Robinson,  with  their  respective  spouses  and  families, 
declare  it  to  be  hackneyed  and  over- rated  ?  "  A  nice  enough 
run,  )ou  know  !  Pleasant  scenery,  and  no  end  of  old  castles  ; 
all  that  sort  of  thing,  certainly,  but  not  a  bit  fresher  than  the 
Clyde  ! "  Well,  perhaps  it  isn't,  but  it  may  be  worth  seeing 
for  all  that,  surely  ;  so  let  them  say  any  disagreeable  things 
that  occur  to  them,  by  all  means  !  IVe  have  no^  seen  the 
Rhine ! 


''The  Castled  Rhine."  85 


I  have  called  it  a  holiday,  but  it  is  a  holiday  with  certain 
limitations.  For  what  means  that  pile  of  books  my  comrade 
lugs  along  with  him  at  every  turn,  as  if  his  personal  safety 
depends  on  the  same  ?  They  mean  for  me  a  considerable 
amount  of  work, — steady,  absorbing,  persevering  work  !  For 
my  friend  takes  out  his  sketch-book,  calmly  remarking  that 
it  will  take  all  his  valuable  time  to  catch  an  outline  here  and 
there,  and  so  it  will  be  as  well  if  I  take  Baedekker  in  hand, 
and  also  look  up  the  maps  as  we  go  along,  if  I  don't  mind  ! 
Of  course  I  have  to  say  that  "I  don't  mind,"  and  I  bend 
cheerfully  to  my  task.  But  there  is  not  only  Baedekker,  but 
a  large  selection  of  minor  guide-books  that  have  to  be 
compared  therewith,  and  a  set  of  huge,  unfolding  maps  that 
persist  in  fluttering  wildly  in  the  breeze,  whenever  you  look 
them  up,  in  the  most  exasperating  manner.  Before  the  first 
hour  is  over,  what  a  flood  of  ancient  history  I  have  had  to 
wade  through  !  From  the  days  of  Julius  Caesar  downwards, 
there  is  not  a  moment  of  repose  for  the  earnest  and  enquir- 
ing tourist.  He  must  face  the  iron  legions  and  the  conquer- 
ing eagles,  crusading  armies  and  marauding  bands.  No 
wonder  if  he  turn  sometimes  with  a  sigh  of  relief  to  the  bit 
of  love-story,  legend,  or  fairy-lore,  Baedekker  inserts  as  a  sort 
of  padding  here  and  there.  The  student  sadly  needs  some 
such  refreshment.  He  finds  something  life-like  and  interest- 
ing in  the  two  brother-knights  who  so  provokingly  fall  in 
love  with  the  very  same  lady !  She  is  a  lady,  however, 
whose  beauty  and  fascinations  are  sufficient  to  account 
for  any  number  of  knights  falling  in  love  with  her  at  the 
same  time. 

How  vivid,  too,  is  the  picture  of  the  rash  female  who  per- 


86  Pot  Pourrl. 

sists  in  rushing-  off  to  a  convent — of  the  very  strictest  kind, 
of  course,  from  which  she  can  never  again  emerge — on  hear- 
ing some  maHcious  on  dit  from  Syria  of  her  absent  lover's 
faithlessness  or  death.  No  warrior  is  so  safe  to  turn  up 
again  as  that  warrior.  Don't  we  feel  the  most  comfortable 
assurance  that  before  we  turn  the  page  again  Roland  will  be 
standing  before  us  on  the  very  ledge  of  the  rock  where  his 
father's  castle  still  stands  ?  And  don't  we  know  for  certain 
that,  however  much  appearances  may  have  been  against  him, 
the  languishing  looks  of  Syrian  belles  have  had  no  power  over 
him,  his  heart  having  been  with  his  adored  Hildegunde  all 
the  time  ?  Here,  however,  hope  and  comfort  end.  We 
know  only  too  well  that  it  is  "all  up"  with  Hildegunde. 
The  lady  abbess  will  never  let  her  out  of  her  clutches  in 
this  world.  All  that  remains  for  her  Roland  is  to  stand 
starinof  down  from  that  beetlino-  cliff  overhanorino-  the  convent 
— where,  however,  he  has  the  prudence  to  build  a  neat  stone 
edifice  to  shelter  him  in  cold  weather — until  one  mournful 
day  the  tolling  of  the  convent  bell  shall  announce  to  him 
that  his  beloved  Hildecrunde  is  no  more.  How  he  knows 
that  it  is  Hildegunde,  and  not  one  of  the  ordinary  sisters, 
is  a  question  that  occurs  to  me  as  I  read,  but  to  which 
Baedekker  gives  no  response.  Perhaps  he  doesn't  know 
himself! 

It  is  in  this  species  of  study  that  much  of  my  time 
has  been  spent  this  morning,  and  pleasant  as  it  sounds, 
I  don't  know  that  I  have  worked  harder  among  books, 
histor)',  and  dates  in  particular  since  my  school-days.  Rut 
to  proceed. 

It  is  said  that  there  were  originally  sixty-six  castles  on 


"  THE  CASTLED  RHINE. 


"The  Castled  Rhine."  89 


the  Rhine,  and  of  the  residue  we  have  already  passed  a 
goodly  number,  still  perched  jauntily  enough  upon  their  airy 
crags  for  all  that  time  and  warfare  have  done  to  destroy 
them.  And  we  have  gazed  on  the  "  Seven  Mountains,"  a 
grand  unfolding  panorama,  a  blending  of  the  lovely  and  the 
sublime,  with  the  haunted  "  Drachenfels"  as  its  crowning 
glory.  Also  we  have  seen  Bonn — the  old  university  town 
and  the  pleasant  modern  residence,  and  dozens  of  little 
villages  dotting  the  green  shores  with  mountains,  rising  so 
abruptly  at  their  backs  that  one  wonders  they  don't  get 
toppled  over  into  the  water  by  these  protecting  giants. 
Each  of  these  minor  Dorfejt  sends  out  its  wooden  jetty,  or 
its  tiny  shallop  with  a  flag  flying  from  the  stern,  to  meet  the 
passing  steamers.  Ours  is  one  of  the  slow  boats,  and  we 
stop  at  every  such  call ;  others  go  right  on,  only  stopping 
when  Coblentz  is  reached,  then  again  at  Bingen  and  May- 
ence,  or  such  important  places. 

But  here  is  Coblentz,  where  we  shall  stay  over  night. 
The  blue  Moselle  joins  the  Rhine's  brown  waters  here. 
Truth  to  tell,  the  latter  liquid  is  not  merely  brown,  but 
decidedly  "  drumly."  Yonder  is  the  giant  rock  of  Ehren- 
breitstein,  with  its  well-kept  fortress — a  second  Gibraltar — 
and  also  recalline  Edinburgh  Castle  to  the  faithful  denizen  of 
"Auld  Reekie."  It  is  quite  a  fashionable,  busy  tourist  re- 
sort now-a-days,  this  Coblentz — full  of  big  hotels  and  noisy 
with  touters.  But  there  is  the  queer  old  church  of  St 
Castor,  and  a  fine  fountain,  and  the  new  parade  along  the 
river  bank,  to  take  up  one's  attention  while  we  linger  here. 
Besides,  a  good  deal  of  pleasant  boating  may  be  done  on  the 
Moselle  as  well  as  on  the  Rhine  itself. 


90  Pot  Pourri. 

Another  bright  summer  morning  has  just  dawned  upon  us, 
and  here  we  are  breakfasting  on  the  deck  of  the  "  Bismarck  " — 
it  seems  that  all  the  steamers  are  called  after  eminent  Germans 
— puffing  from  Coblentz,  and  rapidly  getting  to  a  much  more 
picturesque  bit  of  the  river  than  any  we  have  yet  seen.  There 
are  sterner  hills  and  more  rugged  rocks,  one  of  which,  with  a 
foaming  whirlpool  at  its  feet,  is  the  far-famed  Lorlei-berg 
itself.  Alas  !  the  fatal  syren  who  sang  there  so  sweetly  to 
infatuated  boatmen  has  now  departed  for  ever.  And  no 
wonder!  The  East  Rhenish  Prussia  railway  has  bored  a 
tunnel  right  through  the  base  of  her  royal  seat,  and  the  shrill 
shriek  of  its  engines  must  have  proved  too  much  for  such  a 
musical  ear  as  hers  ! 

Then  yonder  are  the  "  Seven  Sisters  "  just  popping  up  their 
dark  heads  above  water — seven  huge  blocks  of  stone,  said  to 
be  the  mortal  remains  of  as  many  fair  maidens  who,  having 
offended  the  river  god  by  refusing  various  eligible  young  men 
— favourites  of  his,  it  is  to  be  presumed — were  thereupon 
turned  into  stone — a  severe  comment  on  the  petrified  condi- 
tion of  their  hearts  previously  !  Stalwart  damsels  indeed  they 
appear  to  have  been,  and  the  gap  thus  created  in  the  family 
circle  must  have  been  no  slight  one. 

But  turning  from  these  long  past  troubles  we  find  ourselves 
looking  v.'ith  fresh  interest  on  the  Pfalz  Castle,  rearing  its 
white  walls  from  a  low  rock  in  mid-stream,  then  the  many 
towers  of  Obcr-Wezel  and  the  "  Golden  City  "  of  Bacharach, 
so  called  from  a  supposed  resemblance  to  Jerusalem.  There 
stands  the  beautiful  ruin  of  St  Werner's  Church,  named  after 
a  boy  martyr  whose  body  was  miraculously  floated  up  the 
river  to  this  spot. 


"  The  Castled  Rhine."  91 

Another  little  round  fortress  rises  now  from  a  rocky  bed 
in  the  river.  It  is  the  celebrated  "  Mause  Thurm,"  or  Mouse- 
tower,  where  a  certain  unamiable  old  bishop  was  devoured  by 
mice  after  having"  refused  corn  to  his  starving"  people,  and 
retired  to  this  wave-guarded  castle  to  enjoy  himself  in  peace. 
"  Amen,"  says  the  devout  tourist,  "  so  perish  all  such  grasping 
souls!"  And  here  is  Bingen — that  "calm  Bingen  on  the  Rhine," 
beloved  of  all  amateur  readers  and  reciters,  rather  a  busy 
little  place  it  seems  to  us  ;  and  before  long  we  are  in  Mayence 
or  Maintz,  where  our  pilgrimage  up  the  river  must  end.  We 
have  been  passing  through  wonderful  ranges  of  vine-fields 
lately,  clothing  the  hills  on  each  side  with  their  trim  green 
rows  and  terraces,  the  Rheingau  and  Johannisberg  being  the 
largest  and  most  famous.  And  here  at  Mayence  we  find 
a  sort  of  emporium  ready  to  receive  the  fine  vintage  of 
all  these,  and  to  disperse  it  through  the  world,  for  it  is  said 
there  are  more  than  six  hundred  wine  merchants  in  that  tiny 
city  alone !  We  have  just  time  to  run  through  Mayence 
and  glance  at  its  great  cathedral,  rich  with  golden  shrines 
and  massive  sculptures,  before  returning  to  our  quiet  little 
retreat  down  the  river,  w^hich  we  had  fallen  in  love  w^th 
simultaneously,  and  at  once  selected  for  our  resting  place, — St 
Goar. 

Does  anyone  want  to  know  of  a  sweet,  quiet  village  on 
the  Rhine,  where  he  may  fare  well  and  cheaply,  and  enjoy 
the  loveliest  scenery,  and  be  w^ithin  ten  minutes'  walk  of  the 
very  finest  and  largest  of  the  sixty-six  ruined  castles  ?  By 
all  means  let  him  go  to  St  Goar.  It  has  the  queerest  little 
streets,  and  the  quaintest  old  Kirciie,  and  the  sweetest  nook 
of  a  /'>/>«'//(?/ imaginable— a  very  garden  of  roses  which  might 


92  Pot  Pourri. 

half  disarm  the  king  of  terrors,  where  the  gardener  offers  you 
a  bunch  of  his  finest  Marechal  Niel,  and  points  to  you  the 
grave  of  some  soHtary  Enghshman,  as  if  he  divined  at  once 
what  must  interest  you  most.  The  old  saint  who  gave  his 
name  to  the  place  in  the  days  gone  by,  is  stated  to  have  hung 
his  cloak  on  a  sunbeam — whether  from  any  deficiency  of  pegs 
in  his  hermitage  or  not  is  left  unchronicled — but  one  can  fancy 
that  something  of  that  gentle  power  of  his  that  prevailed  even 
on  the  flickering  sunbeams  to  wait  upon  him  still  lingers  about 
the  place  of  his  dwelling,  so  attractive  did  St  Goar  appear  to 
our  eyes. 

And  now  we  are  saying  good-bye,  a  long  good-bye,  to  our 
queen  of  rivers.  Looking  regretfully  on  the  brown  waters  at 
this  quiet  evening  hour  as  we  linger  on  its  banks,  we  think  of 
all  the  old  stories  and  legends  they  have  told  us,  and  once 
again  as  the  waves  throb  and  wrestle  among  the  reedy  banks, 
we  seem  to  hear  the  plash  of  long- forgotten  oars.  Is  it  the 
royal  barge  of  Charlemagne  coming  slowly  up  the  stream 
with  floating  banners  and  martial  music  ?  or  is  it  Queen 
Frastrada,  in  her  coffin  of  glass,  being  silently  drifted  down 
towards  Aix  ?  or  is  it  the  saintly  Ursula  and  her  many 
maidens  ?  And,  yonder  on  the  shore  just  behind  us,  may  not 
that  be  the  hoofs  of  Roland's  palfrey  bringing  him  back  from 
the  Holy  Land  once  more  ? 

The  Rhine  has  all  these  visitants,  and  countless  others 
for  every  listening  ear,  from  early  morning  until  dewy  eve  ;  for 
she  is  a  haunted  river,  and  keeps  her  long  train  of  olden-time 
spectres  as  royally  as  any  olden-time  castle  with  bolts  and 
bars  and  rattling  chains  can  do ! 

One  recalls  readily  by  her  banks  Alexander  Smith's  fine 


''  The  Castled  Rhine."  93 

poem  about  the  Tweed  at  Peebles,  making-  one  slight  altera- 
tion to  suit  the  name  : 

"  Who  knows?  but  of  this  I  am  certain, 

That  but  for  the  ballads  and  wails 
That  make  passionate  dead  things, — stocks  and  stones, 

Make  piteous  hills  and  dales  ; 
The  Rliine  were  as  poor  as  the  Amazon, 

That  for  all  the  years  it  has  rolled, 
Can  tell  but  how  fair  was  the  morning  red, 

How  sweet  the  evening  gold  ! " 


//Jdi^a.    K   /'^oj^du. 


■^ 


USIC,    on    thy    wide    i)lumes    thou 
bear'st  me  forth 
,  .  Into    the    Infinite  I       My  spirit 

spurns 
Her  mortal  prison-house,  and  wildly  yearns 
Towards  the  empyrean  of  her  birth  : 
The  starry  spaces  whence  in  godlike  mirth 
The  Sons  of  Morning  'Jubilate  '  sang, 
While  from  the  void  abyss  Creation  sprang. 
So  this  new  heaven  and  diviner  earth, 
Sprung  from   thy  teeming  depths,   majestic 
Power  ! 
I  too  would  sing !     For  on  thy  thunder-tide 
Upborne,  in  rapture  of  ecstatic  pain 

From  human  weakness  washed  and  jiurified, 
1    feel   a   god  —  with    godhood's    boundless 

dower !  .  .  . 
The  music  dies — and  I  am  dust  again. 


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•^^/^^' 


Bazaars 


THEIR    OBJECT. 

THE  object  of  bazaars  is  threefold  : 
I.   To  give  persons  of  moderate  income  an  oppor- 
tunity of  furnishing  economically. 

2.  For  the  encouragement  of  Art.  At  bazaars  everything 
is  hand-painted,  from  cigars  to  coal-scuttles. 

3.  To  please  the  men. 

woman's  true  mission. 

Most  of  us  must  at  some  time  have  asked  our  friends'  wives 
how  they  could  ever  have  married  such  men.  The  reason  is 
that  they  wanted  to  marry  and  settle  down  to  bazaar  work. 

It  does  not  so  much  matter  whom  a  woman  marries,  the 
oreat  thine  is  to  ijet  into  a  o-ood  bazaar  connection. 

If  women  sat  in  Parliament  matters  would  be  quite  different. 
They  would  buy  out  the  Irish  landlords  with  a  bazaar. 

The  Emin  Pasha  Relief  Committee  (says  a  London  corre- 
spondent) now  regret  bitterly  that  they  sent  no  lady  explorers 
with  the  Stanley  Expedition.  It  is  generally  admitted  at  the 
clubs  that  had  a  lady  been  left  with  the  Rear  Guard  she  would 
have  inaugurated  a  bazaar,  sold  hand-painted  rice  and  tapioca 
to  the  natives  for  fowls,  and  diddled  Tippu  Tib  out  of  all  his 
vast  possessions. 


96  Pot  Pourrl. 


PREPARING  FOR  THE  BAZAAR. 

Among  the  proudest  moments  in  a  man's  life  is  when  he 
exclaims  to  his  wife,  "  What !  another  bazaar  ?  " 

He  now  hurries  home  every  evening  from  the  office,  con- 
fident that  something  more  has  been  hand-painted  since 
morning.  It  may  be  a  table,  or  vases,  or  one  dozen  tobacco 
pouches,  or  two  fire-screens. 

The  articles  are  hand-painted  in  his  private  den,  because  it 
would  be  a  pity  to  disarrange  the  other  rooms.  He  does  not 
object  in  the  least  to  having  to  smoke  on  the  door-step. 

If  he  is  not  doing  anything  particular  would  he  mind  hold- 
ing up  this  rocking-chair  while  she  hand-paints  it  ? 

There  are  twelve  young  ladies  coming  to-morrow  to  hand- 
paint  twelve  mantelpiece  borders.  He  will  have  to  see  them 
home. 

She  writes  twenty  letters  every  day  to  ladies  whose  ad- 
dresses she  finds  in  the  directory,  inviting  them  to  co-operate. 
This  makes  many  homes  happy. 

She  asks  literary  characters  to  write  a  little  thing  for  the 
bazaar,  because,  though  she  does  not  know  them  personally, 
she  is  sure  they  are  over-working  themselves,  and  change  of 
work  (she  has  heard)  is  the  best  kind  of  relaxation.  They 
consent  with  gratitude. 

During  the  three  days  prior  to  the  bazaar  her  husband  and 
his  friends  are  allowed  to  carry  the  hand-painted  articles 
(which  are  nearly  dry)  to  cabs.  They  are  also  permitted  to 
help  in  the  decking  of  the  stalls.      This  is  great  fun. 


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azaars.  97 


THE  FIRST  DAY  OF  THE  BAZAAR. 

It  never  rains  on  the  first  day. 

The  gentleman  who  opens  the  bazaar  is  a  prodigious 
success.  He  never  says  that  they  could  have  got  some  one 
of  more  eminence  than  he  to  discharge  these  onerous  duties, 
and  then  waits  for  cries  of  "  No,  no."  He  always  puts  things 
in  a  way  they  have  never  been  put  before,  and  when  he 
declares  the  bazaar  open,  he  never  slips  away  by  a  side  door. 

There  is  no  rivalry  at  the  different  stalls,  for  all  are 
working  for  the  cause  (see  Prospectus). 

The  articles  are  sold  at  great  bargains.  Nothing  is  to  be 
raffled,  as  the  committee  disapprove  of  raffling. 

Now  is  your  chance  for  a  hand-painted  writing  desk. 

Men  enter  briskly,  as  if  eager  to  begin  buying  at  once. 
There  is  no  hanging  back  at  the  doors  nor  buttoning  of 
coats. 

The  ladies  who  serve  are  anxious  that  you  should  buy 
nothing  except  what  you  really  want.  Are  you  dying  for  a 
hand-painted  soup  tureen  ? 

THE  SECOND  DAY. 

There  is  still  the  same  desire  to  let  you  decide  for  yourself 
what  you  are  to  buy.  Perhaps  you  have  only  dropped  in  to 
look  round  ?     You  are  welcome. 

None  of  the  articles  have  been  reduced  in  price,  because 

somehow  they  did  not  sell  yesterday. 

Not  one  of  the  ladies  serving  has  wakened  with  a  head- 

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98  Pot  Pourri. 

ache  and  sent  an  excuse  for  her  non-appearance.  All  are  as 
enthusiastic  as  ever. 

Among  the  men  buying  are  a  great  number  who  were 
here  yesterday,  and  have  come  back  because  they  enjoyed 
themselves  so  much. 

No  man  says  that  unfortunately  he  left  his  purse  in  his 
other  coat,  nor  that  he  is  merely  fixing  to-day  on  what  he 
would  like  to  have  that  he  may  come  back  and  buy  it 
to-morrow. 

The  hand-painting  comes  off  nothing  while  in  your  pocket. 

THE  LAST  DAY. 

Ladies  do  not  now  arrive  in  great  numbers,  because  on 
the  last  day  things  are  sold  for  a  mere  song. 

No  contributors  are  angry  because  their  hand-painted  ink 
bottles  have  not  sold. 

No  man  is  ordered  to  buy  his  wife's  contributions  because 
they  are  still  on  sale. 

No  one  goes  home  with  dolls  in  hand-painted  pinafores, 
and  sits  on  them  in  the  hansom. 

There  is  no  desperate  raffling  of  screens  at  twenty  guineas 
on  the  last  day. 

The  committee  are  still  as  polite  as  ever. 

The  stallholders  are  quite  delighted  with  the  way  every- 
thing has  been  managed  ;  and  can  you  tell  them  of  any 
minister  who  wants  a  new  church,  hand-painted  or  plain  .-* 


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Madrigal 


HARK  !  the  mcrr)-  wedding  bell 
Peals  its  changing  notes  of  gladness, 
Giving  holiday  to  sadness, 
Sweet  and  low  its  accents  swell. 
Loud  it  tells  of  hearts  united  : 
Low  it  breathes  of  love  requited. 
Where  the  mortal  who  says  no, 
When  sly  Cupid  bends  his  bow  ? 
Thus  it  comes  to  one  and  all, 
Be  they  great  or  be  they  small. 
Love  will  chain  them  in  his  thrall. 
Sing  fal !  lal !  lal ! 

Fools  who  rail  at  Hymen's  bliss 
Cease  your  jealous  idle  scorning ! 
Taste  the  dew  of  love's  fresh  morning, 
Heave  soft  sigh  and  steal  sweet  kiss. 
Swift  the  flower  of  life  is  blowing, 
Ripening  fast  for  passions  glowing  ; 
Cull  its  blossom  while  you  may, 
Death  to-morrow  !   Love  to-day. 
And  'twill  come  to  you  as  all, 
Be  they  great  or  be  they  small. 
Love  will  chain  you  in  his  thrall. 
Sing  fal  !  lal  !  lal ! 


10^1^-^LMa^^ 


The  End  of  It 


I  GAVE  my  heart  to  a  woman — 
I  eave  it  her  branch  and  root. 
She  bruised,  she  wrung,  she  tortured, 
She  cast  it  under  foot. 

Under  her  feet  she  cast  it, 
She  trampled  it  where  it  fell, 

She  broke  it  all  to  pieces, 
And  each  was  a  clot  of  hell. 

There  in  the  rain  and  the  sunshine, 
They  lay  and  smouldered  long  ; 

And  each,  when  again  she  viewed  them, 
Had  turned  to  a  living  song. 


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