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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS 

THE compiler wishes to acknowledge his indebted- 
ness to the following, who have kindly given permis- 
sion for the use of the copyright material contained in 
this volume: Messrs. J. W. Arrowsmith (London), Ltd., 
for " Packing," from Three Men in a Boat, by Jerome 
K. Jerome ; the Executors of the late Arnold Bennett 
for " The Potter's Craft," from Anna of the Five'Towns ; 
Messrs. Jonathan Cape, Ltd., for " The Rights of 
Animals," from Erewhon, by Samuel Butler ; the 
Trustees to the Conrad Estate and Messrs. Wm. 
Blackwood & Sons, Ltd., for " Jim," from Lord Jim ; 
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of Shahpesh," from The Shaving of Shagpat, by George 
Meredith ; Messrs. Gerald Duckworth & Co., Ltd., 
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS 

Robert Louis Stevenson ; the representatives of 
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the Proprietors of Punch for " The Happy Thinker is 
Galled," from Happy Thoughts^ by Sir Francis Burnand ; 
and Mr. Henry T. Weyman and Messrs. John Murray 
for " The King's Stratagem," from In Kings' Byways, 
by the late Stanley Weyman. 



FOREWORD 

To the celebrated reaction against all things Vic- 
torian, including Victorian literature, another reaction 
has now set in. Perhaps we have learnt the lesson 
of becoming modesty. Perhaps when we survey what 
the twentieth century has been able to write in the way 
of books, now that a third of that century has already 
passed, we begin to see the magnitude of the Victorian 
literary achievement in its proper light. " There 
were giants in the earth in those days." It is true that 
the reigns of Edward VII and George V saw the pub- 
lication of some classic works, but it is a further cause 
for modesty that even these classics were mostly the 
work of writers whose initial success was while the 
Queen was still alive. No one would think of Kipling 
or Galsworthy or Arnold Bennett, or even Thomas 
Hardy, as Victorian : yet no one of them was born 
after 1867, and the Queen did not die till 1901. 

Not only were there giants then, but Titans too, 
and even mere mortals, such as Anna Sewell, Francis 
Burnand, Jerome K. Jerome, Thomas Hughes, 
Stanley Weyman, Conan Doyle, who, if they hardly 
rank as great masters of literature, were capable of 
writing books which have an obstinate knack of sur- 
viving the profusion of immortal masterpieces which, 
according at any rate to the advertisements, have 
been pouring from the printing-press ever since. 

The books written in every generation must 
naturally and rightly make a special appeal to the 

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FOREWORD 

members of their own generation : only by reading 
our proper share of current literature can we keep our 
minds fresh and abreast of the times. But our know- 
ledge cannot be very deep, or our power of literary 
discrimination just, unless we found our experience 
and taste upon the classics, and the purpose of this 
small collection of prose extracts is to emphasise how 
securely our Victorian prose stands among the classics 
and how many are the Victorian prose-writers, both 
greater and less, who contributed to establishing that 
classical era. Not only did Dickens create his im- 
mortal troupe of characters, but Hughes created 
Tom Brown, Lewis Carroll Humpty Dumpty, Conan 
Doyle Sherlock Holmes, Galsworthy Soames Forsyte. 
Ruskin was a master of style, but so also were Pater 
and Froude. George Meredith was a daring thinker, 
but so also was Samuel Butler. Charles Kingsley 
was not the only master moralist, Benjamin Jowett 
was a master too. Charles Reade, Hardy, and Steven- 
son were master story-tellers, and so was Stanley 
Weyman. Macaulay was not the only historian who 
was a stylist : Bosworth Smith could also spare time 
from his duties as a Harrow housemaster to be both 
historian and stylist. In fact, in consequence of the 
giants, there was " God's plenty " in those days, with 
a good deal to teach us if we aspire to produce 
anything like a measure of plenty in these days of 
our own. 

It is true that some qualities of the work are not quite 
as we would have them now : the over-emphasised 
piety of Tom Brown dates, the dialogue of Charles 
Reade walks on stilts together with that of Conan 
Doyle, the solution to the plots of Stanley Weyman falls 
a trifle pat. Nevertheless, in these great mortals as 
in the giants the spirit is there : the eternal fire burns 
which neither the War nor anti- Victorian prejudice 
could quench. 

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FOREWORD 

For nearly fifty years we have listened to anti- 
Victorian chatter and to excited enthusiasm for the 
smart, clever, enlightened literature of the twentieth 
century. Caught in the whirl of current ecstasy, we 
have read this and that daily masterpiece, at the 
bidding of publishers, critics, and even the authors 
themselves, in reverent wonder ; wonder induced not 
only by the cleverness of the books for many of 
them are very clever but the thought that anyone 
could ever have been content with the narrow, 
complacent, didactic, moralising days of Victorian 
letters. And then one's eyes wander perchance over 
one's favourite bookshelves : the shelf, for instance, in 
reach of one's bed, which holds the favourite literary 
night-caps. These shelves must be bulging by this 
time with new masterpieces and post-War classics. 
Or have we lent them to someone ? Or did we only 
borrow them from the Library ? Or did we only 
read them in the train and leave them there ? Any- 
way, something has happened, for the books we see 
are not they : some of their covers are rather 
tattered, and the pages are thumbed. And the names 
of the books ? That is my Pickwick, and that is the 
copy of Alice in Wonderland I had with me in the War, 
and that's the Sherlock Holmes I had at school, and I 
was given that copy of Black Beauty when I was ten. 
And that's Happy Thoughts : Haven't you read it ? 
I always think it's one of the funniest books ever 
written. No, I'm afraid I can't lend you any of these, 
because I'm always reading them. Anyway they're 
only old books : if you come downstairs I've got 
several splendid new books which only came out this 
season ; I'd love you to borrow them ; and it doesn't 
really matter about letting me have them back. 

G. B. 



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CONTENTS 



Nurse's Stories 


The Uncommercial 
Traveller 


Charles Dickens 
(1812-1870) 


i 


The Bear 


The Cloister and 
the Hearth 


Charles Reade 
(1814-1884) 


13 


The Future Life 


Introduction to the 
Phaedo 


Benjamin Jowett 
(1817-1893) 


20 


A Reading from 
" Coriolanus " 


Shirley 


Charlotte Bronte 
(1816-1855) 


21 


Death of Mr. 
Earnshaw 


Wuthering 
Heights 


Emily Bronte 
(1818-1848) 


27 


England's For- 
gotten Worthies 


Short Studies on 
Great Subjects 


J. A. Froude 
(1818-1843) 


28 


Attack on the 
Stockade 


Westward Ho ! 


Charles Kingsley 
(1819-1875) 


30 


Mr. Poulter 


The Mill on the 
Floss 


George Eliot 
(1819-1880) 


36 


Stubb Kills a 
Whale 


Moby Dick 


Herman Melville 
(1819-1891) 


44 


Effect of Moun- 
tain Scenery 
on Shakespeare 


Modern Painters 


John Ruskin 
(1819-1900) 


50 


An old War 
Horse 


Black Beauty 


Anna Sewell 
(1820-1878) 


63 


The Fight 


Tom Brown's 
School Days 


Thomas Hughes 
(1822-1896) 


68 




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CONTENTS 



A Fire at Sea 


The Life-boat 


R. M. Ballantyne 
(1825-1894) 


PAGE 
82 


The Great 
Winter 


Lorna Doone 


R. D. Blarkmore 
(1825-1900) 


94 


Rounding Cape 
Horn 


Historical Sketches 
of the Reign of 
George II 


Mrs. Oliphant 
(1828-1897) 


103 


The Punishment 
of Shahpcsh 


The Shaving of 
Shagpat 


George Meredith 
(1828-1909) 


IIO 


The Mock 
Turtle's Story 


Alices Adventures 
in Wonderland 


Lewis Carroll 
(1832-1898) 


117 


The Rights of 
Animals 


Erewhon 


Samuel Butler 
(1835-1902) 


120 


The Happy 
Thinker is 
Called 


Happy Thoughts 


Sir Francis Bur- 
nand (1836- 
1917) 


128 


La Gioconda 


The Renaissance 


Walter Pater 
(1839-1894) 


132 


The Battle of 
Cannae 


Carthage and the 
Carthaginians 


R. Bosworth 
Smith (1839- 
1908) 


134 


Egdon Heath 


The Return of the 
Native 


Thomas Hardy 
(1840-1928) 


144 


The Great 
Forest 


After London 


Richard Jefferies 
(1848-1887) 


147 


The Yellow 
Paint 


Fables 


Robert Louis 
Stevenson 


'57 






(1850-1894) 




The King's 
Stratagem 


In Kings 9 Byways 


Stanley Weyman 
(1855-1928) 


1 60 


Jim 


Lord Jim 


Joseph Conrad 
(1857-1924) 


175 


Packing 


Three Men in a 
Boat 


Jerome K. 
Jerome (1859- 
1923) 


1 80 



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Pterodactyls 



The Potter's 
Craft 

The Honde- 
kocter 



CONTENTS 

The Lost World 



Anna of the Five 
'Towns 

On Forsyte Change 



Sir Arthur 
Conan Doyle 
(1859-1930) 

Arnold Bennett 
(1867-1931) 

John Galsworthy 
(1867-1933) 



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199 



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NURSE'S STORIES 

THERE are not many places that I find it more 
agreeable to revisit when I am in an idle mood, than 
some places to which I have never been. For, my 
acquaintance with those spots is of such long standing, 
and has ripened into an intimacy of so affectionate a 
nature, that I take a particular interest in assuring 
myself that they are unchanged. 

I never was in Robinson Crusoe's Island, yet I 
frequently return there. The colony he established 
on it soon faded away, and it is uninhabited by any 
descendants of the grave and courteous Spaniards, or 
of Will Atkins and the other mutineers, and has 
relapsed into its original condition. Not a twig of its 
wicker houses remains, its goats have long run wild 
again, its screaming parrots would darken the sun 
with a cloud of many flaming colours if a gun were 
fired there, no face is ever reflected in the waters of the 
little creek which Friday swam across when pursued 
by his two brother cannibals with sharpened stomachs. 
After comparing notes with other travellers who have 
similarly revisited the Island and conscientiously in- 
spected it, I have satisfied myself that it contains no 
vestige of Mr. Atkins's domesticity or theology, though 
his track on the memorable evening of his landing 
to set his captain ashore, when he was decoyed about 
and round about until it was dark, and his boat was 
stove, and his strength and spirits failed him, is yet 
plainly to be traced. So is the hill-top on which 
Robinson was struck dumb with joy when the rein- 
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stated captain pointed to the ship, riding within half 
a mile of the shore, that was to bear him away, in 
the nine-and-twentieth year of his seclusion in that 
lonely place. So is the sandy beach on which the 
memorable footstep was impressed, and where the 
savages hauled up their canoes when they came 
ashore for those dreadful public dinners, which led 
to a dancing worse than speech-making. So is the 
cave where the flaring eyes of the old goat made such 
a goblin appearance in the dark. So is the site of the 
hut where Robinson lived with the dog and the parrot 
and the cat, and where he endured those first agonies 
of solitude, which strange to say never involved 
any ghostly fancies ; a circumstance so very remark- 
able, that perhaps he left out something in writing his 
record ? Round hundreds of such objects, hidden in 
the dense tropical foliage, the tropical sea breaks 
evermore ; and over them the tropical sky, saving in 
the short rainy season, shines bright and cloudless. 

Neither was I ever belated among wolves, on the 
borders of France and Spain ; nor did I ever, when 
night was closing in and the ground was covered with 
snow, draw up my little company among some felled 
trees which served as a breastwork, and there fire a 
train of gunpowder so dexterously that suddenly we 
had three or four score blazing wolves illuminating 
the darkness around us. Nevertheless, I occasionally 
go back to that dismal region and perform the feat 
again ; when indeed to smell the singeing and the 
frying of the wolves afire, and to see them setting one 
another alight as they rush and tumble, and to behold 
them rolling in the snow vainly attempting to put 
themselves out, and to hear their howlings taken up 
by all the echoes as well as by all the unseen wolves 
within the woods, makes me tremble. 

I was never in the robbers' cave, where Gil Bias 
lived, but I often go back there and find the trap- 



NURSE'S STORIES 

door just as heavy to raise as it used to be, while that 
wicked old disabled Black lies everlastingly cursing in 
bed. I was never in Don Quixote's study, where he 
read his books of chivalry until he rose and hacked 
at imaginary giants, and then refreshed himself with 
great draughts of water, yet you couldn't move a 
book in it without my knowledge, or with my consent. 
I was never (thank Heaven) in company with the 
little old woman who hobbled out of the chest and 
told the merchant Abudah to go in search of the Talis- 
man of Oromanes, yet I make it my business 'to know 
that she is well preserved and as intolerable as ever. 
I was never at the school where the boy Horatio 
Nelson got out of bed to steal the pears : not because 
he wanted any, but because every other boy was 
afraid : yet I have several times been back to this 
Academy, to see him let down out of window with a 
sheet. So with Damascus, and Bagdad, and Brob- 
dingnag (which has the curious fate of being usually 
misspelt when written), and Lilliput, and Laputa, and 
the Nile, and Abyssinia, and the Ganges, and the 
North Pole, and many hundreds of places I was 
never at them, yet it is an affair of my life to keep 
them intact, and I am always going back to them. 

But, when I was at Dullborough one day, revisiting 
the associations of my childhood, my experience in this 
wise was made quite inconsiderable and of no account, 
by the quantity of places and people utterly im- 
possible places and people, but none the less alarm- 
ingly real that I found I had been introduced to by 
my nurse before I was six years old, and used to be 
forced to go back to at night without at all wanting 
to go. If we all knew our own minds (in a more 
enlarged sense than the popular acceptation of that 
phrase), I suspect we should find our nurses respon- 
sible for most of the dark corners we are forced to go 
back to, against our wills. 



PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

The first diabolical character who intruded himself 
on my peaceful youth (as I called to mind that day 
at Dullborough) was a certain Captain Murderer. 
This wretch must have been an offshoot of the Blue 
Beard family, but I had no suspicion of the con- 
sanguinity in those times. His warning name would 
seem to have awakened no general prejudice against 
him, for he was admitted into the best society and 
possessed immense wealth. Captain Murderer's mis- 
sion was matrimony, and the gratification of a canni- 
bal appetite with tender brides. On his marriage 
morning, he always caused both sides of the way to 
church to be planted with curious flowers ; and when 
his bride said, " Dear Captain Murderer, I never saw 
flowers like these before : what are they called ? " 
he answered, " They are called Garnish for house- 
lamb," and laughed at his ferocious practical joke in 
a horrid manner, disquieting the minds of the noble 
bridal company, with a very sharp show of teeth, 
then displayed for the first time. He made love in a 
coach and six, and married in a coach and twelve, and 
all his horses were milk-white horses with one red 
spot on the back which he caused to be hidden by the 
harness. For, the spot would come there, though every 
horse was milk-white when Captain Murderer bought 
him. And the spot was young bride's blood. (To 
this terrific point I am indebted for my first personal 
experience of a shudder and cold beads on the fore- 
head.) When Captain Murderer had made an end 
of feasting and revelry, and had dismissed the noble 
guests, and was alone with his wife on the day month 
after their marriage, it was his whimsical custom to 
produce a golden rolling-pin and a silver pie-board. 
Now, there was this special feature in the Captain's 
courtships, that he always asked if the young lady 
could make pie-crust ; and if she couldn't by nature 
or education, she was taught. Well. When the 



NURSE'S STORIES 

bride saw Captain Murderer produce the golden 
rolling-pin and silver pie-board, she remembered this, 
and turned up her laced-silk sleeves to make a pie. 
The Captain brought out a silver pie-dish of immense 
capacity, and the Captain brought out flour and butter 
and eggs and all things needful, except the inside of 
the pie ; of materials for the staple of the pie itself, 
the Captain brought out none. Then said the lovely 
bride, " Dear Captain Murderer, what pie is this to 
be ? " He replied, " A meat pie." Then said the 
lovely bride, " Dear Captain Murderer, I see no 
meat." The Captain humorously retorted, " Look in 
the glass." She looked in the glass, but still she saw 
no meat, and then the Captain roared with laughter, 
and suddenly frowning and drawing his sword, bade 
her roll out the crust. So she rolled out the crust, 
dropping large tears upon it all the time because he was 
so cross, and when she had lined the dish with crust 
and had cut the crust all ready to fit the top, the 
Captain called out, " / see the meat in the glass ! " 
And the bride looked up at the glass, just in time to 
see the Captain cutting her head off ; and he chopped 
her in pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and 
put her in the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and ate 
it all, and picked the bones. 

Captain Murderer went on in this way, prospering 
exceedingly, until he came to choose a bride from two 
twin sisters, and at first didn't know which to choose. 
For, though one was fair and the other dark, they 
were both equally beautiful. But the fair twin loved 
him, and the dark twin hated him, so he chose the 
fair one. The dark twin would have prevented the 
marriage if she could, but she couldn't ; however, on 
the night before it, much suspecting Captain Mur- 
derer, she stole out and climbed his garden wall, and 
looked in at his window through a chink in the shutter, 
and saw him having his teeth filed sharp. Next day 



PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

she listened all day, and heard him make his joke 
about the house-lamb. And that day month, he had 
the paste rolled out, and cut the fair twin's head off, 
and chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, and 
salted her, and put her in the pie, and sent it to the 
baker's, and ate it all, and picked the bones. 

Now, the dark twin had had her suspicions much 
increased by the filing of the Captain's teeth, and again 
by the house-lamb joke. Putting all things together 
when he gave out that her sister was dead, she 
divined the truth, and determined to be revenged. 
So, she went up to Captain Murderer's house, and 
knocked at the knocker and pulled at the bell, and 
when the Captain came to the door, said : " Dear 
Captain Murderer, marry me next, for I always loved 
you and was jealous of my sister." The Captain 
took it as a compliment, and made a polite answer, 
and the marriage was quickly arranged. On the 
night before it, the bride again climbed to his window, 
and again saw him having his teeth filed sharp. At 
this sight she laughed such a terrible laugh at the 
chink in the shutter, that the Captain's blood curdled, 
and he said : " I hope nothing has disagreed with 
me ! " At that, she laughed again, a still more 
terrible laugh, and the shutter was opened and search 
made, but she was nimbly gone, and there was no 
one. Next day they went to church in a coach and 
twelve, and were married. And that day month, 
she rolled the pie-crust out, and Captain Murderer 
cut her head off, and chopped her in pieces, and 
peppered her, and salted her, and put her in the pie, 
and sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked 
the bones. 

But before she began to roll out the paste she had 
taken a deadly poison of a most awful character, dis- 
tilled from toads' eyes and spiders' knees ; and Cap- 
tain Murderer had hardly picked her last bone, when 

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NURSE'S STORIES 

he began to swell, and to turn blue, and to be all over 
spots, and to scream. And he went on swelling and 
turning bluer, and being more all over spots and 
screaming, until he reached from floor to ceiling and 
from wall to wall ; and then, at one o'clock in the 
morning, he blew up with a loud explosion. At the 
sound of it, all the milk-white horses in the stables 
broke their halters and went mad, and then they 
galloped over everybody in Captain Murderer's house 
(beginning with the family blacksmith who had filed 
his teeth) until the whole were dead, and then they 
galloped away. 

Hundreds of times did I hear this legend of Captain 
Murderer, in my early youth, and added hundreds of 
times was there a mental compulsion upon me in bed, 
to peep in at his window, as the dark twin peeped, 
and to revisit his horrible house, and look at him in 
his blue and spotty and screaming stage, as he reached 
from floor to ceiling and from wall to wall. The young 
woman who brought me acquainted with Captain 
Murderer had a fiendish enjoyment of my terrors, 
and used to begin, I remember as a sort of introduc- 
tory overture by clawing the air with both hands, 
and uttering a long low hollow groan. So acutely 
did I suffer from this ceremony in combination with 
this infernal Captain, that I sometimes used to plead 
I thought I was hardly strong enough and old enough 
to hear the story again just yet. But, she never spared 
me one word of it, and indeed commended the awful 
chalice to my lips as the only preservative known 
to science against " The Black Cat " a weird and 
glaring-eyed supernatural Tom, who was reputed to 
prowl about the world by night, sucking the breath of 
infancy, and who was endowed with a special thirst 
(as I was given to understand) for mine. 

This female bard may she have been repaid my 
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PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

and perspirations ! reappears in my memory as the 
daughter of a shipwright. Her name was Mercy, 
though she had none on me. There was something 
of a shipbuilding flavour in the following story. As 
it always recurs to me in a vague association with 
calomel pills, I believe it to have been reserved for 
dull nights when I was low with medicine. 

There was once a shipwright, and he wrought in a 
Government Yard, and his name was Chips. And his 
father's name before him was Chips, and his father's 
name before him was Chips, and they were all Chipses. 
And Chips the father had sold himself to the Devil for 
an iron pot and a bushel of tenpenny nails and half 
a ton of copper and a rat that could speak ; and Chips 
the grandfather had sold himself to the Devil for an 
iron pot and a bushel of tenpenny nails and half a 
ton of copper and a rat that could speak ; and Chips 
the great-grandfather had disposed of himself in the 
same direction on the same terms ; and the bargain 
had run in the family for a long long time. So, one 
day, when young Chips was at work in the Dock Slip 
all alone, down in the dark hold of an old Seventy- 
four that was haled up for repairs, the Devil presented 
himself, and remarked : 

" A Lemon has pips, 
And a Yard has ships, 
And /'ll have Chips ! " 

(I don't know why, but this fact of the Devil's express- 
ing himself in rhyme was peculiarly trying to me. 
Chips looked up when he heard the words, and there 
he saw the Devil with saucer eyes that squinted on a 
terrible great scale, and that struck out sparks of blue 
fire continually. And whenever he winked his eyes, 
showers of blue sparks came out, and his eyelashes 
made a clattering like flints and steels striking lights. 
And hanging over one of his arms by the handle was 

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an iron pot, and under that arm was a bushel of ten- 
penny nails, and under his other arm was half a ton 
of copper, and sitting on one of his shoulders was a 
rat that could speak. So, the Devil said again : 

" A Lemon has pips, 
And a Yard has ships, 
And /'ll have Chips ! " 

(The invariable effect of this alarming tautology on 
the part of the Evil Spirit was to deprive me of my 
senses for some moments.) So, Chips answered never 
a word, but went on with his work. " What are you 
doing, Chips ? " said the rat that could speak. " I 
am putting in new planks where you and your gang 
have eaten old away," said Chips. " But we'll eat 
them too," said the rat that could speak ; " and we'll 
let in the water and drown the crew, and we'll eat 
them too." Chips, being only a shipwright, and not 
a Man-of-war's man, said, " You are welcome to it." 
But he couldn't keep his eyes off the half a ton of 
copper or the bushel of tenpenny nails ; for nails 
and copper are a shipwright's sweethearts, and ship- 
wrights will run away with them whenever they can. 
So, the Devil said, " I see what you are looking at, 
Chips. You had better strike the bargain. You 
know the terms. Your father before you was well 
acquainted with them, and so were your grandfather 
and great-grandfather before him." Says Chips, " I 
like the copper, and I like the nails, and I don't 
mind the pot, but I don't like the rat." Says the 
Devil, fiercely, " You can't have the metal without 
him and he's a curiosity. I'm going." Chips, afraid 
of losing the half a ton of copper and the bushel of 
nails, then said, " Give us hold ! " So, he got the 
copper and the nails and the pot and the rat that could 
speak, and the Devil vanished. Chips sold the copper, 
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PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

but whenever he offered it for sale, the rat was in it, 
and the dealers dropped it, and would have nothing 
to say to the bargain. So, Chips resolved to kill the 
rat, and, being at work in the Yard one day with a 
great kettle of hot pitch on one side of him and the 
iron pot with the rat in it on the other, he turned 
the scalding pitch into the pot, and filled it full. 
Then, he kept his eye upon it till it cooled and 
hardened, and then he let it stand for twenty days, 
and then he heated the pitch again and turned it back 
into the kettle, and then he sank the pot in water for 
twenty days more, and then he got the smelters to 
put it in the furnace for twenty days more, and then 
they gave it him out, red hot, and looking like red- 
hot glass instead of iron yet there was the rat in it, 
just the same as ever ! And the moment it caught his 
eye, it said with a jeer : 

" A Lemon has pips, 
And a Yard has ships, 
And ril have Chips ! " 

(For this Refrain I had waited since its last appearance, 
with inexpressible horror, which now culminated.) 
Chips now felt certain in his own mind that the rat 
would stick to him ; the rat, answering his thought, 
said, " I will like pitch ! " 

Now, as the rat leaped out of the pot when it had 
spoken, and made off, Chips began to hope that 
it wouldn't keep its word. But, a terrible thing 
happened next day. For, when dinner-time came, 
and the Dock-bell rang to strike work, he put his 
rule into the long pocket at the side of his trousers, 
and there he found a rat not that rat, but another 
rat. And in his hat, he found another ; and in his 
pocket-handkerchief, another ; and in the sleeves of 
his coat, when he pulled it on to go to dinner, two 
more. And from that time he found himself so fright- 

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fully intimate with all the rats in the Yard, that they 
climbed up his legs when he was at work, and sat on 
his tools while he used them. And they could all 
speak to one another, and he understood what they 
said. And they got into his lodging, and into his 
bed, and into his teapot, and into his beer, and into 
his boots. And he was going to be married to a 
corn-chandler's daughter ; and when he gave her a 
workbox he had himself made for her, a rat jumped 
out of it, and when he put his arm round her waist, 
a rat clung about her ; so the marriage was broken 
off, though the banns were already twice put up 
which the parish clerk well remembers, for, as he 
handed the book to the clergyman for the second time 
of asking, a large fat rat ran over the leaf. (By this 
time a special cascade of rats was rolling down my 
back, and the whole of my small listening person was 
overrun with them. At intervals ever since, I have 
been morbidly afraid of my own pocket, lest my explor- 
ing hand should find a specimen or two of those 
vermin in it.) 

You may believe that all this was very terrible to 
Chips ; but even all this was not the worst. He 
knew besides, what the rats were doing, wherever they 
were. So, sometimes he would cry aloud, when he 
was at his club at night, " Oh ! Keep the rats out of 
the convicts' bury ing-ground ! Don't let them do 
that ! " Or, " There's one of them at the cheese 
downstairs ! " Or, u There's two of them smelling 
at the baby in the garret ! " Or, other things of 
that sort. At last, he was voted mad, and lost his 
work in the Yard, and could get no other work. 
But King George wanted men, so before very long 
he got pressed for a sailor. And so he was taken off 
in a boat one evening to his ship, lying at Spithead, 
ready to sail. And so the first thing he made out in 
her as he got near her, was the figure-head of the old 

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Seventy-four, where he had seen the Devil. She was 
called the Argonaut, and they rowed right under the 
bowsprit where the figure-head of the Argonaut, with 
a sheepskin in his hand and a blue gown on, was 
looking out to sea ; and sitting staring on his forehead 
was the rat who could speak, and his exact words 
were these : " Chips ahoy ! Old boy ! We've pretty 
well eat them too, and we'll drown the crew, and will 
eat them too ! " (Here I always became exceedingly 
faint, and would have asked for water, but that I 
was speechless.) 

The ship was bound for the Indies ; and if you don't 
know where that is, you ought to, and angels will 
never love you. (Here I felt myself an outcast from a 
future state.) The ship set sail that very night, and 
she sailed, and sailed, and sailed. Chips's feelings 
were dreadful. Nothing ever equalled his terrors. 
No wonder. At last, one day he asked leave to speak 
to the Admiral. The Admiral giv' leave. Chips went 
down on his knees in the Great State Cabin. " Your 
Honour, unless your Honour, without a moment's 
loss of time, makes sail for the nearest shore, this is a 
doomed ship, and her name is the Coffin ! " " Young 
man, your words are a madman's words." " Your 
Honour, no ; they are nibbling us away." " They ? " 
" Your Honour, them dreadful rats. Dust and 
hollowness where solid oak ought to be ! Rats 
nibbling a grave for every man on board ! Oh ! 
Does your Honour love your Lady and your pretty 
children ? " " Yes, my man, to be sure." " Then, 
for God's sake, make for the nearest shore, for at this 
present moment the rats are all stopping in their 
work, and are all looking straight towards you with 
bare teeth, and are all saying to one another that you 
shall never, never, never, never, see your Lady and 
your children more." " My poor fellow, you are a 
case for the doctor. Sentry, take care of this man ! " 

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THE BEAR 

So, he was bled and he was blistered, and he was 
this and that, for six whole days and nights. So, then 
he again asked leave to speak to the Admiral. The 
Admiral giv' leave. He went down on his knees in 
the Great State Cabin. " Now, Admiral, you must 
die ! You took no warning ; you must die ! The rats 
are never wrong in their calculations, and they make 
out that they'll be through, at twelve to-night. So, 
you must die ! With me and all the rest ! " And so 
at twelve o'clock there was a great leak reported in 
the ship, and a torrent of water rushed in and nothing 
could stop it, and they all went down, every living 
soul. And what the rats being water-rats left of 
Chips, at last floated to shore, and sitting on him was 
an immense overgrown rat, laughing, that dived when 
the corpse touched the beach and never came up. 
And there was a deal of seaweed on the remains. 
And if you get thirteen bits of seaweed, and dry them 
and burn them in the fire, they will go of! like in these 
thirteen words as plain as plain can be : 

" A Lemon has pips, 
And a Yard has ships, 
And /'ve got Chips ! " 

CHARLES DICKENS 



THE BEAR 

DENYS and Gerard walked silently, each thinking of 
the separation at hand ; the thought checked trifling 
conversation, and at these moments it is a relief to do 
something, however insignificant. Gerard asks Denys 
to lend him a bolt. " I have often shot with a long- 
bow, but never with one of these ! " 

" Draw thy knife and cut this one out of the cub," 
said Denys slily. 

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" Nay, nay, I want a clean one." 

Denys gave him three out of his quiver. 

Gerard strung the bow, and levelled it at a bough 
that had fallen into the road at some distance. The 
power of the instrument surprised him ; the short 
but thick steel bow jarred him to the very heel as it 
went off, and the swift steel shaft was invisible in its 
passage ; only the dead leaves, with which Novem- 
ber had carpeted the narrow road, flew about on the 
other side of the bough. 

" Ye aimed a thought too high," said Denys. 

" What a deadly thing ! no wonder it is driving out 
the long-bow to Martin's much discontent." 

" Ay, lad," said Denys triumphantly, " it gains 
ground every day, in spite of their laws and their 
proclamations to keep up the yewen bow, because, 
forsooth, their grandsires shot with it, knowing no 
better. You see, Gerard, war is not pastime. Men 
will shoot at their enemies with the hittingest arm 
and the killingest, not with the longest and missingest." 

" Then these new engines I hear of will put both 
bows down ; for these with a pinch of black dust, and 
a leaden ball, and a child's finger, shall slay you Mars 
and Goliath, and the Seven Champions." 

" Pooh ! pooh ! " said Denys warmly ; " petrone 
nor harquebuss shall ever put down Sir Arbalest. 
Why, we can shoot ten times while they are putting 
their charcoal and their lead into their leathern smoke 
belchers, and then kindling their matches. All that 
is too fumbling for the field of battle ; there a soldier's 
weapon needs be aye ready, like his heart." 

Gerard did not answer, for his ear was attracted 
by a sound behind them. It was a peculiar sound, 
too, like something heavy, but not hard, rushing 
softly over the dead leaves. He turned round with 
some little curiosity. A colossal creature was coming 
down the road at about sixty paces distance. 

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THE BEAR 

He looked at it in a sort of calm stupor at first, but 
the next moment he turned ashy pale. 

" Denys ! " he cried. " Oh, God ! Denys ! " 

Denys whirled round. 

It was a bear as big as a cart-horse. 

It was tearing along with its huge head down, run- 
ning on a hot scent. 

The very moment he saw it Denys said in a sicken- 
ing whisper 

" THE CUB ! " 

Oh ! the concentrated horror of that one word, 
whispered hoarsely, with dilating eyes ! For in that 
syllable it all flashed upon them both like a sudden 
stroke of lightning in the dark the bloody trail, the 
murdered cub, the mother upon them, and it. DEATH. 

All this in a moment of time. The next, she saw 
them. Huge as she was, she seemed to double herself 
(it was her long hair bristling with rage) : she raised 
her head big as a bull's, her swine-shaped jaws opened 
wide at them, her eyes turned to blood and flame, and 
she rushed upon them, scattering the leaves about her 
like a whirlwind as she came. 

" Shoot ! " screamed Denys, but Gerard stood 
shaking from head to foot, useless. 

" Shoot, man ! ten thousand devils, shoot ! too 
late ! Tree ! tree ! " and he dropped the cub, 
pushed Gerard across the road, and flew to the first 
tree and climbed it. Gerard the same on his side ; 
and as they fled, both men uttered inhuman howls 
like savage creatures grazed by death. 

With all their speed one or other would have been 
torn to fragments at the foot of his tree ; but the bear 
stopped a moment at the cub. 

Without taking her bloodshot eyes off those she was 
hunting, she smelt it all round, and found, how her 
Creator only knows, that it was dead, quite dead. 
She gave a yell such as neither of the hunted ones had 

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ever heard, nor dreamed to be in nature, and flew 
after Denys. She reared and struck at him as he 
climbed. He was just out of reach. 

Instantly she seized the tree, and with her huge 
teeth tore a great piece out of it with a crash. Then 
she reared again, dug her claws deep into the bark, and 
began to mount it slowly, but as surely as a monkey. 

Denys's evil star had led him to a dead tree, a mere 
shaft, and of no very great height. He climbed faster 
than his pursuer, and was soon at the top. He looked 
this way and that for some bough of another tree to 
spring to. There was none ; and if he jumped down, 
he knew the bear would be upon him ere he could 
recover the fall, and make short work of him. More- 
over, Denys was little used to turning his back on 
danger, and his blood was rising at being hunted. 
He turned to bay. 

" My hour is come," thought he. " Let me meet 
death like a man." He kneeled down and grasped a 
small shoot to steady himself, drew his long knife, 
and clenching his teeth, prepared to job the huge 
brute as soon as it should mount within reach. 

Of this combat the result was not doubtful. 

The monster's head and neck were scarce vulner- 
able for bone and masses of hair. The man was going 
to sting the bear, and the bear to crack the man like a 
nut. 

Gerard's heart was better than his nerves. He saw 
his friend's mortal danger, and passed at once from 
fear to blindish rage. He slipped down his tree in 
a moment, caught up the cross-bow, which he had 
dropped in the road, and running furiously up, sent 
a bolt into the bear's body with a loud shout. The 
bear gave a snarl of rage and pain, and turned its 
head irresolutely. 

" Keep aloof ! " cried Denys, " or you are a dead 
man." 

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THE BEAR 

" I care not " ; and in a moment he had another 
bolt ready and shot it fiercely into the bear, scream- 
ing, " Take that ! take that ! " 

Denys poured a volley of oaths down at him. 
" Get away, idiot ! " 

He was right : the bear finding so formidable and 
noisy a foe behind him, slipped growling down the 
tree, rending deep furrows in it as she slipped. 
Gerard ran back to his tree and climbed it swiftly, 
but while his legs were dangling some eight feet from 
the ground, the bear came rearing and struck with 
her fore paw, and out flew a piece of bloody cloth 
from Gerard's hose. He climbed, and climbed ; 
and presently he heard as it were in the air a voice 
say, " Go out on the bough ! " He looked, and there 
was a long massive branch before him shooting up- 
wards at a slight angle : he threw his body across it, 
and by a series of convulsive efforts worked up it to 
the end. 

Then he looked round panting. 

The bear was mounting the tree on the other side. 
He heard her claws scrape, and saw her bulge on both 
sides of the massive tree. Her eye not being very 
quick, she reached the fork and passed it, mounting 
the main stem. Gerard drew breath more freely. 
The bear either heard him, or found by scent she was 
wrong : she paused ; presently she caught sight of 
him. She eyed him steadily, then quietly descended 
to the fork. 

Slowly and cautiously she stretched out a paw and 
tried the bough. It was a stiff oak branch, sound as 
iron. Instinct taught the creature this : it crawled 
carefully out on the bough, growling savagely as it 
came. 

Gerard looked wildly down. He was forty feet 
from the ground. Death below. Death moving 
slow but sure on him in a still more horrible form. 

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PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

His hair bristled. The sweat poured from him. He 
sat helpless, fascinated, tongue-tied. 

As the fearful monster crawled growling towards 
him, incongruous thoughts coursed through his mind. 
Margaret : the Vulgate, where it speaks of the rage 
of a she-bear robbed of her whelps Rome Eternity. 

The bear crawled on. And now the stupor of death 
fell on the doomed man ; he saw the open jaws and 
bloodshot eyes coming, but in a mist. 

As in a mist he heard a twang : he glanced down ; 
Denys, white and silent as death, was shooting up 
at the bear. The bear snarled at the twang, but 
crawled on. Again the cross-bow twanged, and the 
bear snarled, and came nearer. Again the cross-bow 
twanged ; and the next moment the bear was close 
upon Gerard, where he sat, with hair standing stiff 
on end, and eyes starting from their sockets, palsied. 
The bear opened her jaws like a grave, and hot blood 
spouted from them upon Gerard as from a pump. 
The bough rocked. The wounded monster was reel- 
ing ; it clung, it stuck its sickles of claws deep into the 
wood ; it toppled, its claws held firm, but its body 
rolled off, and the sudden shock to the branch shook 
Gerard forward on his stomach with his face upon one 
of the bear's straining paws. At this, by a convulsive 
effort, she raised her head up, up, till he felt her hot 
fetid breath. Then huge teeth snapped together 
loudly close below him in the air, with a last effort of 
baffled hate. The ponderous carcass rent the claws 
out of the bough, then pounded the earth with a 
tremendous thump. There was a shout of triumph 
below, and the very next instant a cry of dismay, for 
Gerard had swooned and, without an attempt to save 
himself, rolled headlong from the perilous height. 

Denys caught at Gerard, and somewhat checked 
his fall ; but it may be doubted whether this alone 
would have saved him from breaking his neck, or a 

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limb. His best friend now was the dying bear, on 
whose hairy carcass his head and shoulders descended. 
Denys tore him off her. It was needless. She panted 
still, and her limbs quivered, but a hare was not so 
harmless ; and soon she breathed her last ; and the 
judicious Denys propped Gerard up against her, being 
soft, and fanned him. He came to by degrees, but 
confused, and feeling the bear all around him, rolled 
away, yelling. 

" Courage," cried Denys, " le diable est mort." 

" Is it dead ? quite dead ? " inquired Gerard from 
behind a tree ; for his courage was feverish, and the 
cold fit was on him just now, and had been for some 
time. 

" Behold," said Denys, and pulled the brute's ear 
playfully, and opened her jaws and put in his head, 
with other insulting antics ; in the midst of which 
Gerard was violently sick. 

Denys laughed at him. 

" What is the matter now ? " said he ; " also, why 
tumble off your perch just when we had won the day ? " 

" I swooned, I trow." 

" But why ? " 

Not receiving an answer, he continued, " Green girls 
faint as soon as look at you, but then they choose time 
and place. What woman ever fainted up a tree ? " 

" She sent her nasty blood all over me. I think the 
smell must have overpowered me. Faugh ! I hate 
blood." 

" I do believe it potently." 

" See what a mess she has made me ! " 

" But with her blood, not yours. I pity the enemy 
that strives to satisfy you." 

" You need not to brag, Maitre Denys ; I saw you 
under the tree, the colour of your shirt." 

" Let us distinguish," said Denys, colouring ; " it is 
permitted to tremble for a friend." 

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Gerard, for answer, flung his arms round Denys's 
neck in silence. 

" Look here," whined the stout soldier, affected by 
this little gush of nature and youth, " was ever aught 
so like a woman ? I love thee, little milksop go to. 
Good ! behold him on his knees now. What new 
caprice is this ? " 

" Oh, Denys, ought we not to return thanks to 
Him who has saved both our lives against such fearful 
odds ? " And Gerard kneeled, and prayed aloud. 
And presently he found Denys kneeling quiet beside 
him, with his hands across his bosom after the custom 
of his nation, and a face as long as his arm. When 
they rose, Gerard's countenance was beaming. 

CHARLES READE 



THE FUTURE LIFE 

IT is well also that we should sometimes think of the 
forms of thought under which the idea of immortality 
is most naturally presented to us. It is clear that to 
our minds the risen soul can no longer be described, 
as in a picture, by the symbol of a creature half-bird, 
half-human, nor in any other form of sense. The 
multitude of angels, as in Milton, singing the Almighty's 
praises, are a noble image, and may furnish a theme 
for the poet or the painter, but they are no longer an 
adequate expression of the kingdom of God which is 
within us. Neither is there any mansion, in this world 
or another, in which the departed can be imagined 
to dwell and carry on their occupations. When this 
earthly tabernacle is dissolved, no other habitation or 
building can take them in : it is in the language of 
ideas only that we speak of them. 

First of all there is the thought of rest and freedom 
from pain ; they have gone home, as the common 

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saying is, and the cares of this world touch them no 
more. Secondly, we may imagine them as they were 
at their best and brightest, humbly fulfilling their daily 
round of duties selfless, child-like, unaffected by the 
world ; when the eye was single and the whole body 
seemed to be full of light ; when the mind was clear 
and saw into the purposes of God. Thirdly, we 
may think of them as possessed by a great love of 
God and man, working out His will at a further stage 
in the heavenly pilgrimage. And yet we acknowledge 
that these are the things which eye hath not seen nor 
ear heard and therefore it hath not entered into the 
heart of man in any sensible manner to conceive them. 
Fourthly, there may have been some moments in our 
own lives when we have risen above ourselves, or been 
conscious of our truer selves, in which the will of God 
has superseded our wills, and we have entered into 
communion with Him, and been partakers for a brief 
season of the Divine truth and love, in which like 
Christ we have been inspired to utter the prayer, " I in 
them, and thou in me, that we may be all made perfect 
in one." These precious moments, if we have ever 
known them, are the nearest approach which we can 
make to the idea of immortality. (Phaedo, i. 182.) 

BENJAMIN JOWETT 



A READING FROM " CORIOLANUS " 

CRADLED at last in blissful self-complacency, she 
took her knitting, and sat down tranquil. Drawn 
curtains, a clear fire, a softly-shining lamp, gave now 
to the little parlour its best its evening charm. It is 
probable that the three there present felt this charm ; 
they all looked happy. 

" What shall we do now, Caroline ? " asked Mr. 
Moore, returning to his seat beside his cousin. 

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PROSE OF YESTERDAY 

" What shall we do, Robert ? " repeated she play- 
fully. " You decide." 

" Not play at chess ? " 

" No. " 

" Nor draughts, nor backgammon ? " 

" No, no ; we both hate silent games, that only 
keep one's hands employed don't we ? " 

" I believe we do. Then, shall we talk scandal ? " 

" About whom ? Are we sufficiently interested in 
anybody to take a pleasure in pulling their character 
to pieces ? " 

" A question that comes to the point. For my part 
unamiable as it sounds I must say, ' No '." 

" And I, too. But it is strange, though we want no 
third fourth, I mean " (she hastily and with contri- 
tion glanced at Hor tense) " living person among us, 
so selfish we are in our happiness, though we don't 
want to think of the present existing world, it would be 
pleasant to go back to the past ; to hear people that 
have slept for generations in graves that arc perhaps 
no longer graves now, but gardens and fields, speak to 
us and tell us their thoughts, and impart their ideas." 

" Who shall be the speaker ? What language shall 
he utter French ? " 

" Your French forefathers don't speak so sweetly, 
nor so solemnly, nor so impressively as your English 
ancestors, Robert. To-night you shall be entirely 
English ; you shall read an English book." 

" An old English book ? " 

" Yes, an old English book one that you like ; 
and I will choose a part of it that is toned quite in 
harmony with something in you. It shall waken 
your nature, fill your mind with music : it shall pass 
like a skilful hand over your heart, and make its 
strings sound. Your heart is a lyre, Robert ; but 
the lot of your life has not been a minstrel to sweep it, 
and it is often silent. Let glorious William come near 

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and touch it ; you will see how he will draw the English 
power and melody out of its chords." 

" I must read Shakespeare." 

" You must have his spirit before you ; you must 
hear his voice with your mind's ear ; you must take 
some of his soul into yours." 

" With a view to making me better ; is it to operate 
like a sermon ? " 

" It is to stir you to give you new sensations. It 
is to make you feel your life strongly, not only your 
virtues, but your vicious, perverse points." 

" Dieu ! que dit-elle ? " cried Hor tense, who hither- 
to had been counting stitches in her knitting, and had 
not much attended to what was said, but whose ear 
these two strong words caught with a tweak. 

" Never mind her, sister ; let her talk : now just 
let her say anything she pleases to-night. She likes 
to come down hard upon your brother sometimes ; it 
amuses me, so let her alone." 

Caroline who, mounted on a chair, had been 
rummaging the bookcase, returned with a book. 

" Here's Shakespeare," she said, " and there's 
Coriolanus. Now, read, and discover by the feelings 
the reading will give you at once how low and how 
high you are." 

" Gome, then, sit near me, and correct when I 
mispronounce." 

" I am to be the teacher, then, and you my pupil ? " 

" Ainsi, soit-il ! " 

" And Shakespeare is our science, since we are 
going to study ? " 

" It appears so." 

" And you are not going to be French, and sceptical, 
and sneering ? You are not going to think it a sign 
of wisdom to refuse to admire ? " 

" I don't know." 

" If you do, Robert, I'll take Shakespeare away, 

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and I'll shrivel up within myself, and put on my bonnet 
and go home." 

" Sit down ; here I begin." 

" One minute, if you please, brother," interrupted 
Mademoiselle, " when the gentleman of a family 
reads, the ladies should always sew. Caroline, dear 
child, take your embroidery ; you may get three 
sprigs done to-night." 

Caroline looked dismayed. 

" I can't see by lamp-light ; my eyes are tired, and 
I can't do two things well at once. If I sew, I cannot 
listen ; if I listen, I cannot sew." 

" Fi, done ! Quel enfan tillage ! " began Hortense. 

Mr. Moore, as usual, suavely interposed. 

" Permit her to neglect the embroidery for this 
evening. I wish her whole attention to be fixed on 
my accent, and to ensure this, she must follow the 
reading with her eyes ; she must look at the book." 

He placed it between them, reposed his arm on the 
back of Caroline's chair, and thus began to read. 

The very first scene in Coriolanus came with smart 
relish to his intellectual palate, and still as he read 
he warmed. He delivered the haughty speech of 
Caius Marcius to the starving citizens with unction ; 
he did not say he thought his irrational pride right, 
but he seemed to feel it so. Caroline looked up at 
him with a singular smile. 

" There's a vicious point hit already," she said ; 
" you sympathise with that proud patrician who does 
not sympathise with his famished fellow-men, and 
insults them : there, go on." 

He proceeded. The warlike portions did not rouse 
him much ; he said all that was out of date, or should 
be ; the spirit displayed was barbarous, yet the en- 
counter single-handed between Marcius and Tullus 
Aufidius he delighted in. As he advanced, he forgot 
to criticise ; it was evident he appreciated the power, 

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the truth of each portion ; and stepping out of the 
narrow line of private prejudices, began to revel in 
the large picture of human nature, to feel the reality 
stamped upon the characters who were speaking from 
that page before him. 

He did not read the comic scenes well, and Caroline, 
taking the book out of his hand, read these parts for 
him. From her he seemed to enjoy them, and indeed 
she gave them with a spirit no one could have ex- 
pected of her, with a pithy expression, with which 
she seemed gifted on the spot, and for that brief 
moment only. It may be remarked, in passing, that 
the general character of her conversation that evening, 
whether serious or sprightly, grave or gay, was as 
of something untaught, unstudied, intuitive, fitful ; 
when once gone, no more to be reproduced as it had 
been, than the glancing ray of the meteor, than the 
tints of the dew-gem, than the colour or form of the 
sunset cloud, than the fleeting and glittering ripple 
varying the flow of a rivulet. 

Goriolanus in glory ; Goriolanus in disaster ; Corio- 
lanus banished, followed like giant shades one after 
the other. Before the vision of the banished man 
Moore's spirit seemed to pause. He stood on the 
hearth of Aufidius's hall, facing the image of greatness 
fallen, but greater than ever in that low estate. He 
saw " the grim appearance," the dark face " bearing 
command in it," " the noble vessel with its tackle 
torn." With the revenge of Caius Marcius Moore 
perfectly sympathised ; he was not scandalised by it ; 
and again Caroline whispered : 

" There I see another glimpse of brotherhood in 
error." 

The march on Rome, the mother's supplication, the 
long resistance, the final yielding of bad passions to 
good, which ever must be the case in a nature worthy 
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considered his ally's weakness, the death of Coriolanus, 
the final sorrow of his great enemy all scenes made of 
condensed truth and strength came on in succession, 
and carried with them in their deep, fast flow the heart 
and mind of reader and listener. 

" Now, have you felt Shakespeare? " asked Caroline, 
some ten minutes after her cousin had closed the book. 

" I think so." 

" And have you felt anything in Goriolanus like 
you ? " 

" Perhaps I have." 

" Was he not faulty as well as great ? " 

Moore nodded. 

" And what was his fault ? What made him hated 
by the citizens ? What caused him to be banished by 
his countrymen ? " 

" What do you think it was ? " 

" I ask again : 

' Whether 'twas pride, 

Which out of daily fortune ever taints 

The happy man ? whether defect of judgment, 

To fail in the disposing of those chances 

Which he was lord of? or whether nature, 

Not to be other than one thing ; not moving 

From the casque to the cushion, but commanding 
peace 

Even with the same austerity and garb 

As he controlled the war ? '" 

" Well, answer yourself, Sphinx." 

"It was a spice of all : and you must not be proud 
to your workpeople ; you must not neglect chances of 
soothing them, and you must not be of an inflexible 
nature, uttering a request as austerely as if it were a 
command." 

CHARLOTTE BRONTE 



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, DEATH OF MR. EARNSHAW 



DEATH OF MR. EARNSHAW 

BUT the hour came, at last, that ended Mr. Earn- 
shaw's troubles on earth. He died quietly in his chair 
one October evening, seated by the fireside. A high 
wind blustered round the house, and roared in the 
chimney ; it sounded wild and stormy, yet it was not 
cold, and we were all together I, a little removed 
from the hearth, busy at my knitting, and Joseph 
reading his Bible near the table (for the servants 
generally sat in the house then, after their work was 
done) . Miss Cathy had been sick, and that made her 
still ; she leaned against her father's knee, and Heath- 
cliff was lying on the floor with his head in her lap. 
I remember the master, before he fell into a doze, 
stroking her bonny hair it pleased him rarely to see 
her gentle and saying 

" Why canst thou not always be a good lass, 
Cathy ? " And she turned her face up to his, and 
laughed, and answered, " Why cannot you always be 
a good man, father ? " But as soon as she saw him 
vexed again, she kissed his hand, and said she would 
sing him to sleep. She began singing very low, till 
his fingers dropped from hers, and his head sank on 
his breast. Then I told her to hush, and not stir, 
for fear she would wake him. We all kept as mute as 
mice a full half-hour, and should have done longer, 
only Joseph, having finished his chapter, got up and 
said that he must rouse the master for prayers and 
bed. He stepped forward, and called him by name, 
and touched his shoulder ; but he would not move ; 
so he took the candle and looked at him. I thought 
there was something wrong as he set down the light ; 
and seizing the children each by an arm, whispered 
them to " frame upstairs, and make little din they 
might pray alone that evening he had summat to do." 

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" I shall bid father good-night first," said Catherine, 
putting her arms round his neck, before we could 
hinder her. The poor thing discovered her loss 
directly she screamed out, " Oh, he's dead, Heath- 
cliff ! he's dead ! " And they both set up a heart- 
breaking cry. 

I joined my wail to theirs, loud and bitter ; but 
Joseph asked what we could be thinking of to roar 
in that way over a saint in heaven. He told me to put 
on my cloak and run to Gimmerton for the doctor and 
the parson. I could not guess the use that either 
would be of, then. However, I went, through wind 
and rain, and brought one the doctor back with 
me ; the other said he would come in the morning. 
Leaving Joseph to explain matters, I ran to the 
children's room : their door was ajar, I saw they had 
never lain down, though it was past midnight ; but 
they were calmer, and did not need me to console 
them. The little souls were comforting each other 
with better thoughts than I could have hit on : no 
parson in the world ever pictured heaven so beauti- 
fully as they did, in their innocent talk ; and, while I 
sobbed and listened, I could not help wishing we 
were all there safe together. 

EMILY BRONTE 



ENGLAND'S FORGOTTEN WORTHIES 

THOSE five volumes of Hakluyt may be called the 
Prose Epic of the modern English nation. They con- 
tain the heroic tales of the exploits of the great men 
in whom the new era was inaugurated ; not mythic, 
like the Iliads and the Eddas, but plain broad narra- 
tives of substantial facts, which rival legend in interest 
and grandeur. What the old epics were to the royally 
or nobly born, this modern epic is to the common 

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people. We have no longer kings or princes for chief 
actors, to whom the heroism like the dominion of the 
world had in time past been confined. But, as it was 
in the days of the Apostles, when a few poor fisher- 
men from an obscure lake in Palestine assumed, under 
the Divine mission, the spiritual authority over man- 
kind, so, in the days of our own Elizabeth, the seamen 
from the banks of the Thames and the Avon, the 
Plym, and the Dart, self-taught and self-directed, with 
no impulse but what was beating in their own royal 
hearts, went out across the unknown seas fighting, 
discovering, colonising, and graved out the channels, 
paving them at last with their bones, through which 
the commerce and enterprise of England has flowed 
out over all the world. We can conceive nothing, 
not the songs of Homer himself, which would be read 
among us with more enthusiastic interest than these 
plain massive tales ; and a people's edition of them 
in these days, when the writings of Ainsworth and 
Eugene Sue circulate in tens of thousands, would 
perhaps be the most blessed antidote which could 
be bestowed upon us. The heroes themselves were 
the men of the people the Joneses, the Smiths, the 
Davises, the Drakes ; and no courtly pen, with the 
one exception of Raleigh, lent its polish or its varnish 
to set them off. In most cases the captain himself, or 
his clerk or servant, or some unknown gentleman 
volunteer, sat down and chronicled the voyage which 
he had shared ; and thus inorganically arose a collec- 
tion of writings which, with all their simplicity, are 
for nothing more striking than for the high moral 
beauty, warmed with natural feeling, which displays 
itself through all their pages. With us, the sailor is 
scarcely himself beyond his quarter-deck. If he is 
distinguished in his profession, he is professional 
merely ; or if he is more than that, he owes it not to 
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culture. With them, their profession was the school 
of their nature, a high moral education which most 
brought out what was most nobly human in them ; 
and the wonders of earth, and air, and sea, and sky, 
were a real intelligible language in which they heard 
Almighty God speaking to them. 

J. A. FROUDE 



ATTACK ON THE STOCKADE 

ALL day long a careful watch was kept among the 
branches of the mighty ceiba-tree. And what a tree 
that was ! The hugest English oak would have seemed 
a stunted bush beside it. Borne up on roots, or rather 
walls, of twisted board, some twelve feet high, between 
which the whole crew, their ammunitions, and pro- 
visions, were housed roomily, rose the enormous trunk 
full forty feet in girth, towering like some tall light- 
house, smooth for a hundred feet, then crowned with 
boughs, each of which was a stately tree, whose top- 
most twigs were full two hundred and fifty feet from 
the ground. And yet it was easy for the sailors to 
ascend ; so many natural ropes had kind Nature 
lowered for their use, in the smooth lianas which 
hung to the very earth, often without a knot or leaf. 
Once in the tree, you were within a new world, 
suspended between heaven and earth, and as Gary 
said, no wonder if, like Jack when he climbed the 
magic beanstalk, you had found a castle, a giant, 
and a few acres of well-stocked park, packed away 
somewhere amid that labyrinth of timber. F'lower- 
gardens at least were there in plenty ; for every limb 
was covered with pendent cactuses, gorgeous orchises, 
and wild pines ; and while one-half the tree was 
clothed in rich foliage, the other half, utterly leafless, 
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which humming-birds whirled all day long. Parrots 
peeped in and out of every cranny, while, within the 
airy woodland, brilliant lizards basked like living 
gems upon the bark, gaudy finches flitted and chir- 
ruped, butterflies of every size and colour hovered 
over the topmost twigs, innumerable insects hummed 
from morn till eve ; and when the suri went down, 
tree-toads came out to snore and croak till dawn. 
There was more life round that one tree than in a 
whole square mile of English soil. 

And Amy as, as he lounged among the branches, felt 
at moments as if he would be content to stay there for 
ever, and feed his eyes and ears with all its wonders 
and then started sighing from his dream, as he recol- 
lected that a few days must bring the foe upon them, 
and force him to decide upon some scheme at which 
the bravest heart might falter without shame. So 
there he sat (for he often took the scout's place him- 
self), looking out over the fantastic tropic forest at 
his feet, and the. flat mangrove-swamps below, and 
the white sheet of foam-flecked blue ; and yet no sail 
appeared ; and the men, as their fear of fever sub- 
sided, began to ask when they would go down and 
refit the ship, and Amyas put them off as best he 
could, till one noon he saw slipping along the shore 
from the westward, a large ship under easy sail, and 
recognised in her, or thought he did so, the ship 
which they had passed upon their way. 

If it was she, she must have run past them to La 
Guayra in the night, and have now returned, perhaps, 
to search for them along the coast. 

She crept along slowly. He was in hopes that she 
might pass the river's mouth : but no. She lay too 
close to the shore ; and, after a while, Amyas saw two 
boats pull in from her, and vanish behind the man- 
groves. 

Sliding down a liana, he told what he had seen. 

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The men, tired of inactivity, received the news with a 
shout of joy, and set to work to make all ready for 
their guests. Four brass' swivels, which they had 
brought up, were mounted, fixed in logs, so as to 
command the path ; the musketeers and archers 
clustered round them with their tackle ready, and 
half a dozen good marksmen volunteered into the 
cotton-tree with their arquebuses, as a post whence 
" a man might have very pretty shooting." Prayers 
followed as a matter of course, and dinner as a matter 
of course also ; but two weary hours passed before 
there was any sign of the Spaniards. 

Presently a wreath of white smoke curled up from 
the swamp, and then the report of a caliver. Then, 
amid the growls of the English, the Spanish flag ran 
up above the trees, and floated horrible to behold 
at the mast-head of the Rose. They were signalling 
the ship for more hands ; and, in effect, a third boat 
soon pushed off and vanished into the forest. 

Another hour, during which the men had thoroughly 
lost their temper, but not their hearts, by waiting ; 
and talked so loud, and strode up and down so wildly, 
that Amyas had to warn them that there was no need 
to betray themselves ; that the Spaniards might not 
find them after all ; that they might pass the stockade 
close without seeing it ; that, unless they hit off the 
track at once, they would probably return to their 
ship for the present ; and exacted a promise from them 
that they would be perfectly silent till he gave the 
word to fire. 

Which wise commands had scarcely passed his lips, 
when, in the path below, glanced the head-piece of a 
Spanish soldier, and then another and another. 

" Fools ! " whispered Amyas to Gary ; " they are 
coming up in single file, rushing on their own death. 
Lie close, men ! " 

The path was so narrow that two could seldom come 

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ATTACK ON THE STOCKADE 

up abreast, and so steep that the enemy had much 
ado to struggle and stumble upwards. The men 
seemed half unwilling to proceed, and hung back 
more than once ; but Amyas could hear an authori- 
tative voice behind, and presently there emerged to 
the front, sword in hand, a figure at which Amyas 
and Gary both started. 

" Is it he ? " 

" Surely I know those legs among a thousand, 
though they are in armour." 

"It is my turn for him now, Gary, remember ! 
Silence, silence, men ! " 

The Spaniards seemed to feel that they were leading 
a forlorn hope. Don Guzman (for there was little 
doubt that it was he) had much ado to get them on 
at all. 

" The fellows have heard how gently we handled 
the Guayra squadron," whispers Gary, " and have no 
wish to become fellow-martyrs with the captain of 
the Madre Dolorosa." 

At last the Spaniards get up the steep slope to 
within forty yards of the stockade, and pause, suspect- 
ing a trap, and puzzled by the complete silence. 
Amyas leaps on the top of it, a white flag in his hand ; 
but his heart beats so fiercely at the sight of that hated 
figure, that he can hardly get out the words : 

" Don Guzman, the quarrel is between you and me, 
not between your men and mine. I would have sent 
in a challenge to you at La Guayra, but you were 
away ; I challenge you now to single combat." 

" Lutheran dog, I have a halter for you, but no 
sword ! As you served us at Smerwick, we will serve 
you now. Pirate and ravisher ! you and yours shall 
share Oxenham's fate, as you have copied his crimes, 
and learn what it is to set foot unbidden on the 
dominions of the King of Spain." 

" The devil take you and the King of Spain 

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together ! " shouts Amyas, laughing loudly. " This 
ground belongs to him no more than it does to me, 
but to the Queen Elizabeth, in whose name I have 
taken as lawful possession of it as you ever did of 
Caraccas. Fire, men ! and God defend the right ! " 

Both parties obeyed the order ; Amyas dropped 
down behind the stockade in time to let a calivcr 
bullet whistle over his head ; and the Spaniards 
recoiled as the narrow face of the stockade burst into 
one blaze of musketry and swivels, raking their long 
array from front to rear. 

The front ranks fell over each other in heaps ; the 
rear ones turned and ran ; overtaken, nevertheless, by 
the English bullets and arrows, which tumbled them 
headlong down the steep path. 

" Out, men, and charge them. See ! the Don is 
running like the rest ! " And scrambling over the 
abattis, Amyas and about thirty followed them fast ; 
for he had hope of learning from some prisoner his 
brother's fate. 

Amyas was unjust in his last words. Don Guzman, 
as if by miracle, had been only slightly wounded ; 
and seeing his men run, had rushed back and tried to 
rally them, but was borne away by the fugitives. 

However, the Spaniards were out of sight among 
the thick bushes before the English could overtake 
them ; and Amyas, afraid lest they should rally and 
surround his small party, withdrew sorely against his 
will, and found in the pathway fourteen Spaniards, 
but all dead. For one of the wounded, with more 
courage than wisdom, had fired on the English as he 
lay ; and Amyas's men, whose blood was maddened 
both by their desperate situation and the frightful 
stories of the rescued galley-slaves, had killed them all 
before their captain could stop them. 

" Are you mad ? " cries Amyas, as he strikes up one 
fellow's sword. " Will you kill an Indian ? " 

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ATTACK ON THE STOCKADE 

And he drags out of the bushes an Indian lad of 
sixteen, who, slightly wounded, is crawling away like 
a copper snake along the ground. 

" The black vermin has sent an arrow through my 
leg ; and poisoned too, most like." 

" God grant not : but an Indian is worth his weight 
in gold to us now," said Amy as, tucking his prize under 
his arm like a bundle. The lad, as soon as he saw 
there was no escape, resigned himself to his fate with 
true Indian stoicism, was brought in, and treated 
kindly enough, but refused to eat. For which, after 
much questioning, he gave as a reason, that he would 
make them kill him at once ; for fat him they should 
not ; and gradually gave them to understand that the 
English always (so at least the Spaniards said) fatted 
and ate their prisoners like the Garibs ; and till he 
saw them go out and bury the bodies of the Spaniards, 
nothing would persuade him that the corpses were not 
to be cooked for supper. 

However, kind words, kind looks, and the present 
of that inestimable treasure a knife, brought him to 
reason ; and he told Amyas that he belonged to a 
Spaniard who had an " encomienda " of Indians some 
fifteen miles to the south-west ; that he had fled from 
his master, and lived by hunting for some months 
past ; and having seen the ship where she lay moored, 
and boarded her in hope of plunder, had been sur- 
prised therein by the Spaniards and forced by threats to 
go with them as a guide in their search for the English. 
But now came a part of his story which filled the soul 
of Amyas with delight. He was an Indian of the 
Llanos, or great savannas which lay to the southward 
beyond the mountains, and had actually been upon 
the Orinoco. He had been stolen as a boy by some 
Spaniards, who had gone down (as was the fashion of 
the Jesuits even as late as 1 790) for the pious purpose 
of converting the savages by the simple process of 

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catching, baptizing, and making servants of those 
whom they could carry off, and murdering those who 
resisted their gentle method of salvation. Did he 
know the way back again ? Who could ask such a 
question of an Indian ? And the lad's black eyes 
flashed fire, as Amyas offered him liberty and iron 
enough for a dozen Indians, if he would lead them 
through the passes of the mountains, and southward 
to the mighty river, where lay their golden hopes. 
Hernando dc Serpa, Amyas knew, had tried the same 
course, which was supposed to be about one hundred 
and twenty leagues, and failed, being overthrown 
utterly by the Wikiri Indians ; but Amyas knew 
enough of the Spaniards' brutal method of treating 
those Indians, to be pretty sure that they had brought 
that catastrophe upon themselves, and that he might 
avoid it well enough by that common justice and 
mercy toward the savages which he had learned from 
his incomparable tutor, Francis Drake. 

CHARLES KINGSLEY 



MR. POULTER 

THERE was a great improvement in Tom's bearing, 
for example, and some credit on this score was due 
to Mr. Poulter, the village schoolmaster, who, being 
an old Peninsular soldier, was employed to drill Tom 
a course of high mutual pleasure. Mr. Poulter, 
who was understood by the company at the Black 
Swan to have once struck terror into the hearts of the 
French, was no longer personally formidable. He 
had rather a shrunken appearance, and was tremulous 
in the mornings, not from age, but from the extreme 
perversity of the King's Lorton boys, which nothing 
but gin could enable him to sustain with any firmness. 
Still, he carried himself with martial erectness, had 

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MR. POULTER 

his clothes scrupulously brushed, and his trousers 
tightly strapped ; and on the Wednesday and Satur- 
day afternoons, when he came to Tom, he was always 
inspired with gin and old memories, which gave him 
an exceptionally spirited air, as of a superannuated 
charger who hears the drum. The drilling-lessons 
were always protracted by episodes of warlike narrative, 
much more interesting to Tom than Philip's stories 
out of the Iliad ; for there were no cannon in the 
Iliad, and besides, Tom had felt some disgust on 
learning that Hector and Achilles might possibly never 
have existed. But the Duke of Wellington was really 
alive, and Bony had not been long dead therefore 
Mr. Poulter's reminiscences of the Peninsular War 
were removed from all suspicion of being mythical. 
Mr. Poulter, it appeared, had been a conspicuous figure 
at Talavera, and had contributed not a little to the 
peculiar terror with which his regiment of infantry 
was regarded by the enemy. On afternoons, when 
his memory was more stimulated than usual, he 
remembered that the Duke of Wellington had (in 
strict privacy, lest jealousies should be awakened) 
expressed his esteem for that fine fellow Poulter. 
The very surgeon who attended him in the hospital 
after he had received his gun-shot wound, had been 
profoundly impressed with the superiority of Mr. 
Poulter's flesh : no other flesh would have healed in 
anything like the same time. On less personal matters 
connected with the important warfare in which he had 
been engaged, Mr. Poulter was more reticent, only 
taking care not to give the weight of his authority to 
any loose notions concerning military history. Any 
one who pretended to a knowledge of what occurred, 
at the siege of Badajos, was especially an object of 
silent pity to Mr. Poulter ; he wished that prating 
person had been run down, and had the breath 
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had he might talk about the siege of Badajos then ! 
Tom did not escape irritating his drilling-master 
occasionally, by his curiosity concerning other mili- 
tary matters than Mr. Poulter's personal experience. 

" And General Wolfe, Mr. Poulter ? wasn't he a 
wonderful fighter ? " said Tom, who held the notion 
that all the martial heroes commemorated on the 
public-house signs were engaged in the war with 
Bony. 

" Not at all ! " said Mr. Poulter, contemptuously. 
" Nothing o j the sort ! . . . Heads up," he added, 
in a tone of stern command, which delighted Tom, 
and made him feel as if he were a regiment in his own 
person. 

" No, no ! " Mr. Poulter would continue, on coming 
to a pause in his discipline. " They'd better not talk 
to me about General Wolfe. He did nothing but die 
of his wound ; that's a poor haction, I consider. Any 
other man 5 ud have died o' the wounds I've had. . . . 
One of my sword-cuts 'ud ha' killed a fellow like 
General Wolfe." 

" Mr. Poulter," Tom would say, at any allusion to 
the sword, " I wish you'd bring your sword and do the 
sword-exercise ! " 

For a long while Mr. Poulter only shook his head 
in a significant manner at this request, and smiled 
patronisingly, as Jupiter may have done when 
Semele urged her too ambitious request. But one 
afternoon, when a sudden shower of heavy rain had 
detained Mr. Poulter twenty minutes longer than 
usual at the Black Swan, the sword was brought 
just for Tom to look at. 

" And this is the real sword you fought with in all 
the battles, Mr. Poulter ? " said Tom, handling the 
hilt. " Has it ever cut a Frenchman's head off ? " 

" Head off? Ah ! and would, if he'd had three 
heads." 

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MR. POULTER 

" But you had a gun and bayonet besides ? " said 
Tom. " / should like the gun and bayonet best, 
because you could shoot 5 em first and spear 'em after. 
Bang ! Ps-s-s-s ! " Tom gave the requisite panto- 
mime to indicate the double enjoyment of pulling 
the trigger and thrusting the spear. 

" Ah, but the sword's the thing when you come to 
close fighting," said Mr. Poulter, involuntarily falling 
in with Tom's enthusiasm, and drawing the sword so 
suddenly that Tom leaped back with much agility. 

" Oh, but, Mr. Poulter, if you're going to do the 
exercise," said Tom, a little conscious that he had not 
stood his ground as became an Englishman, " let me 
go and call Philip. He'll like to see you, you know." 

" What ! the humpbacked lad ? " said Mr. Poulter, 
contemptuously. " What's the use of his looking on ? " 

" Oh, but he knows a great deal about fighting," 
said Tom ; " and how they used to fight with bows 
and arrows, and battle-axes." 

" Let him come then. I'll show him something 
different from his bows and arrows," said Mr. Poulter, 
coughing, and drawing himself up, while he gave a 
little preliminary play to his wrist. 

Tom ran in to Philip, who was enjoying his after- 
noon's holiday at the piano, in the drawing-room, 
picking out tunes for himself and singing them. He 
was supremely happy, perched like an amorphous 
bundle on the high stool, with his head thrown back, 
his eyes fixed on the opposite cornice, and his lips 
wide open, sending forth, with all his might, im- 
promptu syllables to a tune of Arne's, which had hit 
his fancy. 

" Come, Philip," said Tom, bursting in ; " don't 
stay roaring { la la ' there come and see old Poulter 
do his sword-exercise in the carriage-house ! " 

The jar of this interruption the discord of Tom's 
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vibrating in soul and body, would have been enough 
to unhinge his temper, even if there had been no 
question of Poulter the drilling-master ; and Tom, 
in the hurry of seizing something to say to prevent 
Mr. Poulter from thinking he was afraid of the sword 
when he sprang away from it, had alighted on this 
proposition to fetch Philip though he knew well 
enough that Philip hated to hear him mention his 
drilling-lessons. Tom would never have done so in- 
considerate a thing except under the severe stress of 
his personal pride. 

Philip shuddered visibly as he paused from his 
music. Then turning red, he said, with violent 
passion 

" Get away, you lumbering idiot ! Don't come 
bellowing at me you're not fit to speak to anything 
but a cart-horse ! " 

It was not the first time Philip had been made angry 
by him, but Tom had never before been assailed with 
verbal missiles that he understood so well. 

" I'm fit to speak to something better than you 
you poor-spirited imp ! " said Tom, lighting up im- 
mediately at Philip's fire. " You know I won't hit 
you, because you're no better than a girl. But I'm 
an honest man's son, and jour father's a rogue every- 
body says so ! " 

Tom flung out of the room, and slammed the door 
after him, made strangely heedless by his anger ; 
for to slam doors within the hearing of Mrs. Stelling, 
who was probably not far off, was an offence only to 
be wiped out by twenty lines of Virgil. In fact, that 
lady did presently descend from her room, in double 
wonder at the noise and the subsequent cessation of 
Philip's music. She found him sitting in a heap on 
the hassock, and crying bitterly. 

" What's the matter, Wakem ? What was that noise 
about ? Who slammed the door ? " 

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Philip looked up, and hastily dried his eyes. " It 
was Tulliver who came in ... to ask me to go out 
with him." 

" And what are you in trouble about ? " said Mrs. 
Stelling. 

Philip was not her favourite of the two pupils ; he 
was less obliging than Tom, who was made useful in 
many ways. Still, his father paid more than Mr. 
Tulliver did, and she meant him to feel that she 
behaved exceedingly well to him. Philip, however, 
met her advances towards a good understanding very 
much as a caressed mollusc meets an invitation to 
show himself out of his shell. Mrs. Stelling was not 
a loving, tender-hearted woman : she was a woman 
whose skirt sat well, who adjusted her waist and patted 
her curls with a preoccupied air when she inquired 
after your welfare. These things, doubtless, represent 
a great social power, but it is not the power of love 
and no other power could win Philip from his personal 
reserve. 

He said, in answer to her question, " My toothache 
came on, and made me hysterical again." 

This had been the fact once, and Philip was glad 
of the recollection it was like an inspiration to enable 
him to excuse his crying. He had to accept eau-de- 
Cologne, and to refuse creosote in consequence ; but 
that was easy. 

Meanwhile Tom, who had for the first time sent a 
poisoned arrow into Philip's heart, had returned to 
the carriage-house, where he found Mr. Poulter, with 
a fixed and earnest eye, wasting the perfections of his 
sword-exercise on probably observant but inapprecia- 
tive rats. But Mr. Poulter was a host in himself ; 
that is to say, he admired himself more than a whole 
army of spectators could have admired him. He took 
no notice of Tom's return, being too entirely absorbed 
in the cut and thrust the solemn one, two, three, 

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four ; and Tom, not without a slight feeling of alarm 
at Mr. Poulter's fixed eye and hungry-looking sword, 
which seemed impatient for something else to cut 
besides the air, admired the performance from as 
great a distance as possible. It was not until Mr. 
Poulter paused and wiped the perspiration from his 
forehead, that Tom felt the full charm of the sword- 
exercise, and wished it to be repeated. 

" Mr. Poulter," said Tom, when the sword was 
being finally sheathed, " I wish you'd lend me your 
sword a little while to keep." 

" No, no, young gentleman," said Mr. Poulter, 
shaking his head decidedly, " you might do yourself 
some mischief with it." 

" No, I'm sure I wouldn't I'm sure I'd take care and 
not hurt myself. I shouldn't take it out of the sheath 
much, but I could ground arms with it, and all that." 

" No, no, it won't do, I tell you ; it won't do," said 
Mr. Poulter, preparing to depart. " What 'ud Mr. 
Stelling say to me ? " 

" Oh, I say, do, Mr. Poulter ! I'd give you my 
five-shilling piece if you'd let me keep the sword a 
week. Look here ! " said Tom, reaching out the 
attractively large round of silver. The young dog 
calculated the effect as well as if he had been a 
philosopher. 

" Well," said Mr. Poulter, with still deeper gravity, 
" you must keep it out of sight, you know." 

" Oh, yes, I'll keep it under the bed," said Tom, 
eagerly, " or else at the bottom of my large box." 

" And let me see, now, whether you can draw it out 
of the sheath without hurting yourself." 

That process having been gone through more than 
once, Mr. Poulter felt that he had acted with scrupu- 
lous conscientiousness, and said, " Well, now, Master 
Tulliver, if I take the crown-piece, it is to make sure 
as you'll do no mischief with the sword." 

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" Oh, no, indeed, Mr. Poulter," said Tom, delightedly 
handing him the crown-piece, and grasping the sword, 
which, he thought, might have been lighter with 
advantage. 

" But if Mr. S telling catches you carrying it in ? " 
said Mr. Poulter, pocketing the crown-piece provision- 
ally while he raised this new doubt. 

" Oh, he always keeps in his up-stairs study on 
Saturday afternoons," said Tom, who disliked anything 
sneaking, but was not disinclined to a little stratagem 
in a worthy cause. So he carried off the sword in 
triumph, mixed with dread dread that he might 
encounter Mr. or Mrs. Stelling to his bedroom, where, 
after some consideration, he hid it in the closet 
behind some hanging clothes. That night he fell 
asleep in the thought that he would astonish Maggie 
with it when she came tic it round his waist with his 
red comforter, and make her believe that the sword 
was his own, and that he was going to be a soldier. 
There was nobody but Maggie who would be silly 
enough to believe him, or whom he dared allow to 
know that he had a sword ; and Maggie was really 
coming next week to see Tom, before she went to a 
boarding-school with Lucy. 

If you think a lad of thirteen would not have been 
so childish, you must be an exceptionally wise man, 
who, although you are devoted to a civil calling, 
requiring you to look bland rather than formidable, 
yet never, since you had a beard, threw yourself into 
a martial attitude, and frowned before the looking- 
glass. It is doubtful whether our soldiers would be 
maintained if there were not pacific people at home 
who like to fancy themselves soldiers. War, like 
other dramatic spectacles, might possibly cease for 
want of a " public." 

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STUBB KILLS A WHALE 

IF to Starbuck the apparition of the Squid was a 
thing of portents, to Queequeg it was quite a different 
object. 

" When you see him 'quid," said the savage, honing 
his harpoon in the bow of his hoisted boat, " then you 
quick see him 'parm whale. 5 " 

The next day was exceedingly still and sultry, and 
with nothing special to engage them, the Pequod's 
crew could hardly resist the spell of sleep induced by 
such a vacant sea. For this part of the Indian Ocean 
through which we then were voyaging is not what 
whalemen call a lively ground ; that is, it affords 
fewer glimpses of porpoises, dolphins, flying-fish, and 
other vivacious denizens of more stirring waters, than 
those off the Rio de la Plata, or the in-shore ground 
off Peru. 

It was my turn to stand at the foremast-head ; 
and with my shoulders leaning against the slackened 
royal shrouds, to and fro I idly swayed in what seemed 
an enchanted air. No resolution could withstand 
it ; in that dreamy mood losing all consciousness, at 
last my soul went out of my body ; though my body 
still continued to sway as a pendulum will, long after 
the power which first moved it is withdrawn. 

Ere forgetfulness altogether came over me, I had 
noticed that the seamen at the main and mizzen 
mast-heads were already drowsy. So that at last 
all three of us lifelessly swung from the spars, and for 
every swing that we made there was a nod from below 
from the slumbering helmsman. The waves, too, 
nodded their indolent crests ; and across the wide trance 
of the sea, east nodded to west, and the sun over all. 

Suddenly bubbles seemed bursting beneath my 
closed eyes ; like vices my hands grasped the shrouds ; 

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some invisible, gracious agency preserved me ; with 
a shock I came back to life. And lo ! close under 
our lee, not forty fathoms off, a gigantic Sperm Whale 
lay rolling in the water like the capsized hull of a 
frigate, his broad, glossy back, of an Ethiopian hue, 
glistening in the sun's rays like a mirror. But lazily 
undulating in the trough of the sea, and ever and 
anon tranquilly spouting his vapoury jet, the whale 
looked like a portly burgher smoking his pipe of a 
warm afternoon. But that pipe, poor whale, was thy 
last. As if struck by some enchanter's wand, the 
sleepy ship and every sleeper in it all at once started 
into wakcfulness ; and more than a score of voices 
from all parts of the vessel, simultaneously with the 
three notes from aloft, shouted forth the accustomed 
cry, as the great fish slowly and regularly spouted the 
sparkling brine into the air. 

" Clear away the boats ! Luff ! " cried Ahab. 
And obeying his own order, he dashed the helm 
down before the helmsman could handle the spokes. 

The sudden exclamations of the crew must have 
alarmed the whale ; and ere the boats were down, 
majestically turning, he swam away to the leeward, 
but with such a steady tranquillity, and making so 
few ripples as he swam, that thinking after all he 
might not as yet be alarmed, Ahab gave orders that 
not an oar should be used, and no man must speak but 
in whispers. So seated like Ontario Indians on the 
gunwales of the boats, we swiftly but silently paddled 
along ; the calm not admitting of the noiseless sails 
being set. Presently, as we thus glided in chase, the 
monster perpendicularly flitted his tail forty feet into 
the air, and then sank out of sight like a tower 
swallowed up. 

" There go flukes ! " was the cry, an announcement 
immediately followed by Stubb's producing his match 
and igniting his pipe, for now a respite was granted. 

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After the full interval of his sounding had elapsed, 
the whale rose again, and being now in advance of 
the smoker's boat, and much nearer to it than to any 
of the others, Stubb counted upon the honour of the 
capture. It was obvious, now, that the whale had 
at length become aware of his pursuers. All silence 
of cautiousness was therefore no longer of use. 
Paddles were dropped, and oars came loudly into 
play. And still puffing at his pipe, Stubb cheered on 
his crew to the assault. 

Yes, a mighty change had come over the fish. 
All alive to his jeopardy, he was going " head out " ; 
that part obliquely projecting from the mad yeast 
which he brewed.* 

" Start her, start her, my men ! Don't hurry 
yourselves ; take plenty of time but start her ; start 
her like thunder-claps, that's all," cried Stubb, 
spluttering out the smoke as he spoke. " Start her, 
now ; give 'em the long and strong stroke, Tashtego. 
Start her, Tash, my boy start her, all ; but keep 
cool, keep cool cucumbers is the word easy, easy 
only start her like grim death and grinning devils, 
and raise the buried dead perpendicular out of their 
graves, boys that's all. Start her ! " 

" Woo-hoo ! Wa-hee ! " screamed the Gay-Header 
in reply, raising some old war-whoop to the skies ; 
as every oarsman in the strained boat involuntarily 
bounced forward with the one tremendous leading 
stroke which the eager Indian gave. 

* It will be seen in some other place of what a very light sub- 
stance the entire interior of the sperm whale's enormous head 
consists. Though apparently the most massive, it is by far the 
most buoyant part about him. So that with ease he elevates it in 
the air, and invariably does so when going at his utmost speed. 
Besides, such is the breadth of the upper part of the front of his 
head, and such the tapering cut-water formation of the lower 
part, that by obliquely elevating his head, he thereby may be said 
to transform himself from a bluff-bowed sluggish galliot into a 
sharp-pointed New York pilot-boat. 

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But his wild screams were answered by others quite 
as wild. " Kee-hee ! Kee-hee ! " yelled Daggoo, 
straining forwards and backwards on his seat, like a 
pacing tiger in his cage. 

" Ka-la ! Koo-loo ! " howled Queequeg, as if 
smacking his lips over a mouthful of Grenadier's 
steak. And thus with oars and yells the keels cut the 
sea. Meanwhile, Stubb retaining his place in the 
van, still encouraged his men to the onset, all the while 
puffing the smoke from his mouth. Like desperadoes 
they tugged and they strained, till the welcome cry 
was heard " Stand up, Tashtego ! give it to him ! " 
The harpoon was hurled. " Stern all ! " The oars- 
men backed water ; the same moment something 
went hot and hissing along every one of their wrists. 
It was the magical line. An instant before, Stubb 
had swiftly caught two additional turns with it round 
the loggerhead, whence, by reason of its increased 
rapid circlings, a hempen blue smoke now jetted up 
and mingled with the steady fumes from his pipe. 
As the line passed round and round the loggerhead, 
so also, just before reaching that point, it blisteringly 
passed through and through both of Stubb's hands, 
from which the hand-cloths, or squares of quilted 
canvas sometimes worn at these times, had accident- 
ally dropped. It was like holding an enemy's sharp 
two-edged sword by the blade, and that enemy all 
the time striving to wrest it out of your clutch. 

" Wet the line ! wet the line ! " cried Stubb to the 
tub oarsman (him seated by the tub) who, snatching 
off his hat, dashed the sea- water into it. * More turns 
were taken, so that the line began holding its place. 
The boat now flew through the boiling water like 

* Partly to show the indispensableness of this act, it may 
here be stated that, in the old Dutch fishery, a mop was used to 
dash the running line with water ; in many other ships, a 
wooden piggin, or bailer, is set apart for that purpose. Your hat, 
however, is the most convenient. 

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a shark all fins. Stubb and Tashtego here changed 
places stem for stern a staggering business truly in 
that rocking commotion. 

From the vibrating line extending the entire length 
of the upper part of the boat, and from its now being 
more tight than a harpstring, you would have thought 
the craft had two keels one cleaving the water, the 
other the air as the boat churned on through both 
opposing elements at once. A continual cascade 
played at the bows ; a ceaseless whirling eddy in her 
wake ; and, at the slightest motion from within, 
even but of a little finger, the vibrating, cracking craft 
canted over her spasmodic gunwale into the sea. 
Thus they rushed ; each man with might and main 
clinging to his seat, to prevent being tossed to the 
foam ; and the tall form of Tashtego at the steering 
oar crouching almost double, in order to bring down 
his centre of gravity. Whole Atlantics and Pacifies 
seemed passed as they shot on their way, till at length 
the whale somewhat slackened his flight. 

" Haul in haul in ! " cried Stubb to the bows- 
man ! and, facing round towards the whale, all 
hands began pulling the boat up to him, while yet 
the boat was being towed on. Soon ranging up by 
his flank, Stubb, firmly planting his knee in the clumsy 
cleat, darted dart after dart into the flying fish ; at 
the word of command, the boat alternately sterning 
out of the way of the whale's horrible wallow, and then 
ranging up for another fling. 

The red tide now poured from all sides of the 
monster like brooks down a hill. His tormented 
body rolled not in brine but in blood, which bubbled 
and seethed for furlongs behind in their wake. The 
slanting sun playing upon this crimson pond in the 
sea, sent back its reflection into every face, so that they 
all glowed to each other like red men. And all the 
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STUBB KILLS A WHALE 

from the spiracle of the whale, and vehement puff 
after puff from the mouth of the excited headsman ; 
as at every dart, hauling in upon his crooked lance 
(by the line attached to it), Stubb straightened it again 
and again, by a few rapid blows against the gunwale, 
then again and again sent it into the whale. 

" Pull up ! pull up ! " he now cried to the bows- 
man, as the waning whale relaxed in his wrath. 
" Pull up ! close to ! " and the boat ranged along the 
fish's flank. When reaching far over the bow, Stubb 
slowly churned his long sharp lance into the fish, and 
kept it there, carefully churning and churning, as if 
cautiously seeking to feel after some gold watch that 
the whale might have swallowed, and which he was 
fearful of breaking ere he could hook it out. But 
that gold watch he sought was the innermost life of 
the fish. And now it is struck ; for, starting from his 
trance into that unspeakable thing called his " flurry," 
the monster horribly wallowed in his blood, over- 
wrapped himself in impenetrable, mad, boiling spray, 
so that the imperilled craft, instantly dropping astern, 
had much ado blindly to struggle out from that 
phrensied twilight into the clear air of the day. 

And now abating in his flurry, the whale once more 
rolled out into view ; surging from side to side ; 
spasmodically dilating and contracting his spout-hole, 
with sharp, cracking, agonised respirations. At last, 
gush after gush of clotted red gore, as if it had been 
the purple lees of red wine, shot into the frighted air ; 
and falling back again, ran dripping down his motion- 
less flanks into the sea. His heart had burst ! 

" He's dead, Mr. Stubb," said Daggoo. 

" Yes ; both pipes smoked out ! " and withdraw- 
ing his own from his mouth, Stubb scattered the 
dead ashes over the water ; and, for a moment, stood 
thoughtfully eyeing the vast corpse he had made. 

HERMAN MELVILLE 

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EFFECT OF MOUNTAIN SCENERY ON 
SHAKESPEARE 

SHAKESPEARE seems to have been sent essentially to 
take universal and equal grasp of the human nature ; 
and to have been removed, therefore, from all in- 
fluences which could in the least warp or bias his 
thoughts. It was necessary that he should lean no 
way ; that he should contemplate, with absolute 
equality of judgment, the life of the court, cloister, 
and tavern, and be able to sympathise so completely 
with all creatures as to deprive himself, together with 
his personal identity, even of his conscience, as he 
casts himself into their hearts. He must be able to 
enter into the soul of Falstaff or Shylock with no more 
sense of contempt or horror than Falstaff or Shylock 
themselves feel for or in themselves ; otherwise his 
own conscience and indignation would make him 
unjust to them ; he would turn aside from something, 
miss some good, or overlook some essential palliation. 
He must be utterly without anger, utterly without 
purpose ; for if a man has any serious purpose in life, 
that which runs counter to it, or is foreign to it, will 
be looked at frowningly or carelessly by him. Shake- 
speare was forbidden of Heaven to have any plans. 
To do any good or get any good, in the common sense 
of good, was not to be within his permitted range of 
work. Not, for him, the founding of institutions, the 
preaching of doctrines, or the repression of abuses. 
Neither he, nor the sun, did on any morning that they 
rose together, receive charge from their Maker con- 
cerning such things. They were both of them to shine 
on the evil and good ; both to behold unoffendedly 
all that was upon the earth, to burn unappalled upon 
the spears of kings, and undisdaining, upon the reeds 
of the river. 

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Therefore, so far as nature had influence over the 
early training of this man, it was essential to its perfect- 
ness that the nature should be quiet. No mountain 
passions were to be allowed in him. Inflict upon 
him but one pang of the monastic conscience ; cast 
upon him but one cloud of the mountain gloom ; 
and his serenity had been gone for ever his equity 
his infinity. You would have made another Dante 
of him ; and all that he would have ever uttered 
about poor, soiled, and frail humanity would have 
been the quarrel between Sinon and Adam of 
Brescia, speedily retired from, as not worthy a man's 
hearing, nay, not to be heard without heavy fault. 
All your Falstaffs, Slenders, Quicklys, Sir Tobys, 
Lances, Touchstones, and Quinces, would have been 
lost in that. Shakespeare could be allowed no moun- 
tains ; nay, not even any supreme natural beauty. 
He had to be left with his kingcups and clover ; 
pansies the passing clouds the Avon's flow and 
the undulating hills and woods of Warwick ; nay, he 
was not to love even these in any exceeding measure, 
lest it might make him in the least overrate their 
power upon the strong, full-fledged minds of men. 
He makes the quarrelling fairies concerned about 
them ; poor lost Ophelia find some comfort in them ; 
fearful, fair, wise-hearted Perdita trust the speaking 
of her good will and good hostess-ship to them ; and 
one of the brothers of Imogen confide his sorrow to 
them, rebuked instantly by his brother for " wench- 
like words " ; * but any thought oFthem in his mighty 

* " With fairest flowers 

While summer lasts, and I live here, Fidele, 
I'll sweeten thy sad grave. Thou shalt not lack 
The flower that's like thy face pale primrose, nor 
The azured harebell like thy veins ; no, nor 
The leaf of eglantine, whom not to slander, 
Outsweetened not thy breath. The ruddock would 
With charitable bill . . . bring thee all this ; 

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men I do not find : it is not usually in the nature of 
such men ; and if he had loved the flowers the least 
better himself, he would assuredly have been offended 
at this, and given a botanical turn of mind to Caesar, 
or Othello. 

And it is even among the most curious proofs of the 
necessity to all high imagination that it should paint 
straight from the life, that he has not given such a turn 
of mind to some of his great men ; Henry the Fifth, 
for instance. Doubtless some of my readers, having 
been accustomed to hear it repeated thoughtlessly 
from mouth to mouth that Shakespeare conceived the 
spirit of all ages, were as much offended as surprised 
at my saying that he only painted human nature as he 
saw it in his own time. They will find, if they look 
into his work closely, as much antiquarianism as they 
do geography, and no more. The commonly received 
notions about the things that had been, Shakespeare 
took as he found them, animating them with pure 
human nature, of any time and all time ; but 
inquiries into the minor detail of temporary feeling, 
he despised as utterly as he did maps ; and whereso- 
ever the temporary feeling was in anywise contrary to 
that of his own day, he errs frankly, and paints from 
his own time. For instance in this matter of love of 
flowers ; we have traced already, far enough for our 
general purposes, the medieval interest in them, 

Yea, and furrowed moss besides, when flowers are none, 

To winter-ground thy corse. 
Gui. Prithee, have done, 

And do not play in wench-like words with that 

Which is so serious." 

Imogen herself, afterwards, in deeper passion, will give weeds 
not flowers, and something more : 

" And when 

With wildwood leaves and weeds, I have strewed his grave, 

And on it said a century of prayers, 

Such as I can, twice o'er, I'll weep, and sigh, 

And, leaving so his service, follow you." 

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whether to be enjoyed in the fields, or to be used for 
types of ornamentation in dress. If Shakespeare had 
cared to enter into the spirit even of the early fifteenth 
century, he would assuredly have marked this affec- 
tion in some of his knights, and indicated even then, 
in heroic tempers, the peculiar respect for loveliness 
of dress which we find constantly in Dante. But he 
could not do this ; he had not seen it in real life. 
In his time dress had become an affectation and 
absurdity. Only fools, or wise men in their weak 
moments, showed much concern about it; and the 
facts of human nature which appeared to him general 
in the matter were the soldier's disdain, and the cox- 
comb's care of it. Hence Shakespeare's good soldier 
is almost always in plain or battered armour ; even 
the speech of Vernon in Henry the Fourth, which, as 
far as I remember, is the only one that bears fully 
upon the beauty of armour, leans more upon the spirit 
and hearts of men " bated, like eagles having lately 
bathed " ; and has an under-current of slight con- 
tempt running through the following line, " Glittering 
in golden coats, like images " ; while the beauty of the 
young Harry is essentially the beauty of fiery and 
perfect youth, answering as much to the Greek, or 
Roman, or Elizabethan knight as to the medieval 
one ; whereas the definite interest in armour and dress 
is opposed by Shakespeare in the French (meaning to 
depreciate them), to the English rude soldier liness : 

"Con. Tut, I have the best armour of the world. 

Would it were day! 
Orl. You have an excellent armour, but let my horse 

have his due." 

And again : 

" My lord constable, the armour that I saw in your 
tent to-night, are those stars, or suns, upon it ? " 

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while Henry, half proud of his poorness of array, 
speaks of armorial splendour scornfully ; the main 
idea being still of its being a gilded show and vanity : 

" Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirched." 

This is essentially Elizabethan. The quarterings on 
a knight's shield, or the inlaying of his armour, would 
never have been thought of by him as mere " gayness 
or gilt " in earlier days.* In like manner, throughout 
every scale of rank or feeling, from that of the French 
knights down to Falstaff's " I looked he should have 
sent me two-and-twenty yards of satin, as I am true 
knight, and he sends me security ! " care for dress is 
always considered by Shakespeare as contemptible ; 
and Mrs. Quickly distinguishes herself from a true 
fairy by a solicitude to scour the chairs of order and 
" each fair instalment, coat, and several crest " ; 
and the association in her mind of the flowers in the 
fairy rings with the 

" Sapphire, pearl, and rich embroidery, 
Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee ; " 

while the true fairies, in field simplicity, are only 
anxious to " sweep the dust behind the door " ; and 

" With this field dew consecrate, 
Every several chamber bless 
Through this palace with sweet peace." 

Note the expression " Field dew consecrate." Shake- 
speare loved courts and camps ; but he felt that 
sacredness and peace were in the dew of the Fields 
only. 

* If the reader thinks that in Henry the Fifth's time the 
Elizabethan temper might already have been manifesting itself, 
let him compare the English herald's speech, Act II. Scene n. of 
King John ; and by way of specimen of Shakespeare's historical 
care, or regard of medieval character, the large use of artillery 
in the previous scene. 

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There is another respect in which he was wholly 
incapable of entering into the spirit of the Middle 
Ages. He had no great art of any kind around him 
in his own country, and was, consequently, just as 
powerless to conceive the general influence of former 
art, as a man of the most inferior calibre. Therefore 
it was, that I did not care to quote his authority respect- 
ing the power of imitation. If it had been needful to 
add his testimony to that of Dante, I might have quoted 
multitudes of passages wholly concurring with that, 
of which the " fair Portia's counterfeit," with the 
following lines, and the implied ideal of sculpture in 
The Winter's Tale, are wholly unanswerable instances. 
But Shakespeare's evidence in matters of art is as 
narrow as the range of Elizabethan art in England, 
and resolves itself wholly into admiration of two 
things, mockery of life (as in this instance of Her- 
mione as a statue), or absolute splendour, as in the 
close of Romeo and Juliet, where the notion of gold 
as the chief source of dignity of aspect, coming down 
to Shakespeare from the times of the Field of the Cloth 
of Gold, and, as I said before, strictly Elizabethan, 
would interfere seriously with the pathos of the whole 
passage, but for the sense of sacrifice implied in it : 

" As rich shall Romeo by his lady lie ; 
Poor sacrifices of our enmity." 

And observe, I am not giving these examples as 
proof of any smallness in Shakespeare, but of his great- 
ness ; that is to say, of his contentment, like every other 
great man who ever breathed, to paint nothing but 
what he saw ; and therefore giving perpetual evidence 
that his sight was of the sixteenth, and not of the 
thirteenth century, beneath all the broad and eternal 
humanity of his imagination. How far in these 
modern days, emptied of splendour, it may be neces- 
sary for great men having certain sympathies for those 

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earlier ages, to act in this differently from all their 
predecessors ; and how far they may succeed in the 
resuscitation of the past by habitually dwelling in 
all their thoughts among vanished generations, are 
questions, of all practical and present ones concerning 
art, the most difficult to decide ; for already in poetry 
several of our truest men have set themselves to this 
task, and have indeed put more vitality into the 
shadows of the dead than most others can give the 
presences of the living. Thus Longfellow, in The 
Golden Legend, has entered more closely into the 
temper of the Monk, for good and for evil, than ever 
yet theological writer or historian, though they may 
have given their life's labour to the analysis ; and, 
again, Robert Browning is unerring in every sentence 
he writes of the Middle Ages ; always vital, right, and 
profound ; so that in the matter of art, with which 
we have been specially concerned, there is hardly a 
principle connected with the medieval temper, that 
he has not struck upon in those seemingly careless and 
too rugged rhymes of his. There is a curious instance, 
by the way, in a short poem referring to this very 
subject of tomb and image sculpture ; and illustrating 
just one of those phases of local human character 
which, though belonging to Shakespeare's own age, 
he never noticed, because it was specially Italian and 
un-English ; connected also closely with the influence 
of mountains on the heart, and therefore with our 
immediate inquiries. I mean the kind of admiration 
with which a southern artist regarded the stone he 
worked in ; and the pride which populace or priest 
took in the possession of precious mountain substance, 
worked into the pavements of their cathedrals, and 
the shafts of their tombs. 

Observe, Shakespeare, in the midst of architecture 
and tombs of wood, or freestone, or brass, naturally 
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substance for them ; in the midst also of the fever 
of the Renaissance he writes, as every one else did, in 
praise of precisely the most vicious master of that 
school Giulio Romano ; but the modern poet,* living 
much in Italy, and quit of the Renaissance influence, is 
able fully to enter into the Italian feeling, and to see 
the evil of the Renaissance tendency, not because he is 
greater than Shakespeare, but because he is in another 
element, and has seen other things. I miss fragments 
here and there not needed for my purpose in the 
passage quoted, without putting asterisks, for I weaken 
the poem enough by the omissions, without spoiling 
it also by breaks. 

" The Bishop orders his Tomb in St. Praxed's Church 

" As here I lie 

In this state chamber, dying by degrees, 
Hours, and long hours, in the dead night, I ask 
Do I live am I dead ? Peace, peace seems all : 
St. Praxed's ever was the church for peace. 
And so, about this tomb of mine. I fought 
With tooth and nail to save my niche, ye know ; 
Old Gandolf t cozened me, despite my care. 
Shrewd was that snatch from out the corner south 
He graced his carrion with. 
Yet still my niche is not so cramped but thence 
One sees the pulpit o j the epistle-side, 
And somewhat of the choir, those silent seats ; 
And up into the aery dome where live 
The angels, and a sunbeam's sure to lurk. 
And I shall fill my slab of basalt there, 
And 'neath my tabernacle take my rest, 
With those nine columns round me, two and two, 
The odd one at my feet, where Anselm J stands ; 

* Browning. t The last bishop, 

t His favourite son ; nominally his nephew. 

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Peach-blossom marble all. 

Swift as a weaver's shuttle fleet our years : 

Man goeth to the grave, and where is he ? 

Did I say basalt for my slab, sons ? Black 

'Twas ever antique-black * I meant ! How else 

Shall ye contrast my frieze to come beneath ? 

The bas-relief in bronze ye promised me, 

Those Pans and Nymphs ye wot of, and perhance 

Some tripod, thyrsus, with a vase or so, 

The Saviour at His sermon on the mount, 

St. Praxed in a glory, and one Pan, 

And Moses with the tables . . . but I know 

Ye marked me not ! What do they whisper thee, 

Child of my bowels, Anselm ? Ah, ye hope 

To revel down my villas while I gasp, 

Bricked o'er with beggar's mouldy travertine, 

Which Gandolf from his tomb-top chuckles at ! 

Nay, boys, ye love me all of jasper, then ! 

There's plenty jasper somewhere in the world 

And have I not St. Praxed's ear to pray 

Horses for ye, and brown Greek manuscripts ? 

That's if ye carve my epitaph aright, 

Choice Latin, picked phrase, Tully's every word, 

No gaudy ware like Gandolf 's second line 

Tully, my masters ? Ulpian serves his need." 

I know no other piece of modern English, prose or 
poetry, in which there is so much told, as in these 
lines, of the Renaissance spirit its worldliness, incon- 
sistency, pride, hypocrisy, ignorance of itself, love of 
art, of luxury, and of good Latin. It is nearly all that 
I said of the central Renaissance in thirty pages of the 

* " Nero Antico " is more familiar to our ears ; but Browning 
does right in translating it ; as afterwards " cipollino " into 
" onion-stone." Our stupid habit of using foreign words without 
translation is continually losing us half the force of the foreign 
language. How many travellers hearing the term " cipollino " 
recognise the intended sense of a stone splitting into concentric 
coats, like an onion ? 

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Stones of Venice put into as many lines, Browning's 
being also the antecedent work. The worst of it 
is that this kind of concentrated writing needs so 
much solution before the reader can fairly get the good 
of it, that people's patience fails them, and they give 
the thing up as insoluble ; though, truly, it ought to 
be the current of common thought like Saladin's 
talisman, dipped in clear water, not soluble altogether, 
but making the element medicinal. 

It is interesting, by the way, with respect to this 
love of stones in the Italian mind, to consider the 
difference necessitated in the English temper merely 
by the general domestic use of wood instead of 
marble. In that old Shakespearian England, men 
must have rendered a grateful homage to their oak 
forests, in the sense of all that they owed to their 
goodly timbers in the wainscot and furniture of the 
rooms they loved best, when the blue of the frosty 
midnight was contrasted, in the dark diamonds of the 
lattice, with the glowing brown of the warm, fire- 
lighted, crimson-tapestried walls. Not less would an 
Italian look with a grateful regard on the hill 
summits, to which he owed, in the scorching of his 
summer noonday, escape into the marble corridor 
or crypt palpitating only with cold and smooth 
variegation of the unfevered mountain veins. In 
some sort, as both in our stubbornness and our com- 
fort, we not unfitly describe ourselves typically as 
Hearts of Oak, the Italians might in their strange 
and variegated mingling of passion, like purple colour, 
with a cruel sternness, like white rock, truly describe 
themselves as hearts of Stone. 

Into this feeling about marble in domestic use, 
Shakespeare, having seen it even in northern luxury, 
could partly enter, and marks it in several passages of 
his Italian plays. But if the reader still doubts his 
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imagination, let him consider how the removal from 
mountain influence in his youth, so necessary for the 
perfection of his lower human sympathy, prevented 
him from ever rendering with any force the feelings 
of the mountain anchorite, or indicating in any of 
his monks the deep spirit of monasticism. Worldly 
cardinals or nuncios he can fathom to the uttermost ; 
but where, in all his thoughts, do we find St. Francis, 
of Abbot Samson ? The " Friar " of Shakespeare's 
plays is almost the only stage conventionalism which 
he admitted ; generally nothing more than a weak 
old man, who lives in a cell, and has a rope about his 
waist. 

While finally, in such slight allusions as he makes 
to mountain scenery itself, it is very curious to observe 
the accurate limitation of his sympathies to such 
things as he had known in his youth ; and his entire 
preference of human interest, and of courtly and kingly 
dignities, to the nobleness of the hills. This is most 
marked in Cymbeline, where the term " moun- 
taineer " is, as with Dante, always one of reproach, 
and the noble birth of Arviragus and Guidcrius is 
shown by their holding their mountain cave as 

" A cell of ignorance ; travelling abed ; 
A prison for a debtor " ; 

and themselves, educated among hills, as in all things 
contemptible : 

" We are beastly ; subtle as the fox for prey ; 
Like warlike as the wolf, for what we eat ; 
Our valour is to chase what flies ; our cage 
We make a choir, as doth the prisoned bird." 

A few phrases occur here and there which might 
justify the supposition that he had seen high moun- 
tains, but never implying awe or admiration. Thus 
Demetrius : 

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" These things seem small and indistinguishable, 
Like far-off mountains turned into clouds." 

" Taurus snow," and the " frosty Caucasus," are used 
merely as types of purity or cold ; and though the 
avalanche is once spoken of as an image of power, it 
is with instantly following depreciation : 

" Rush on his host, as doth the melted snow 
Upon the valleys, whose low vassal seat 
The Alps doth spit, and void his rheum upon." 

There was only one thing belonging to hills that 
Shakespeare seemed to feel as noble the pine tree, 
and that was because he had seen it in Warwickshire, 
clumps of pine occasionally rising on little sandstone 
mounds, as at the place of execution of Piers Gaveston, 
above the lowland woods. He touches on this tree 
fondly again and again : 

" As rough, 

Their royal blood cnchafed, as the rucTst wind, 

That by his top doth take the mountain pine, 

And make him stoop to the vale." 

" The strong based promontory 
Have I made shake, and by the spurs plucked up 
The pine and cedar." 

Where note his observance of the peculiar horizontal 
roots of the pine, spurred as it is by them like the 
claw of a bird, and partly propped, as the aiguilles by 
those rock promontories at their bases which I have 
always called their spurs, this observance of the pine's 
strength and animal-like grasp being the chief reason 
for his choosing it, above other trees, for Ariel's 
prison. Again : 

" You may as well forbid the mountain pines 
To wag their high tops, and to make no noise 
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And yet again : 

" But when, from under this terrestrial ball, 
He fires the proud tops of the eastern pines." 

We may judge, by the impression which this single 
feature of hill scenery seems to have made on Shake- 
speare's mind, because he had seen it in his youth, 
how his whole temper would have been changed if he 
had lived in a more sublime country, and how essential 
it was to his power of contemplation of mankind that 
he should be removed from the sterner influences of 
nature. For the rest, so far as Shakespeare's work has 
imperfections of any kind the trivialness of many of 
his adopted plots, for instance, and the comparative 
rarity with which he admits the ideal of an enthusiastic 
virtue arising out of principle ; virtue being with him, 
for the most part, founded simply on the affections 
joined with inherent purity in his women, or on mere 
manly pride and honour in his men ; * in a word, 

* I mean that Shakespeare almost always implies a total 
difference in nature between one human being and another ; one 
being from the birth pure and affectionate, another base and cruel ; 
and he displays each, in its sphere, as having the nature of dove, 
wolf, or lion, never much implying the government or change of 
nature by any external principle. There can be no question that 
in the main he is right in this view of human nature : still, the 
other form of virtue does exist occasionally, and was never, as far 
as I recollect, taken much note of by him. And with this stern 
view of humanity, Shakespeare joined a sorrowful view of Fate, 
closely resembling that of the ancients. He is distinguished from 
Dante eminently by his always dwelling on last causes instead of 
first causes. Dante invariably points to the moment of the soul's 
choice which fixed its fate, to the instant of the day when it read 
no farther, or determined to give bad advice about Penestrino. 
But Shakespeare always leans on the force of Fate, as it urges the 
final evil ; and dwells with infinite bitterness on the power of the 
wicked, and the infinitude of result dependent seemingly on little 
things. A fool brings the last piece of news from Verona, and the 
dearest lives of its noble houses are lost ; they might have been 
saved if the sacristan had not stumbled as he walked. Othello 
mislays his handkerchief, and there remains nothing for him but 
death. Hamlet gets hold of the wrong foil, and the rest is silence. 

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whatever difference, involving inferiority, there exists 
between him and Dante, in his conceptions of the 
relation between this world and the next, we may partly 
trace, as we did the difference between Bacon and 
Pascal, to the less noble character of the scenes around 
him in his youth ; and admit that, though it was 
necessary for his special work that he should be put, 
as it were, on a level with his race, on those plains 
of Stratford, we should see in this a proof, instead of 
a negation, of the mountain power over human in- 
tellect. For breadth and perfectness of condescending 
sight, the Shakespearian mind stands alone ; but in 
ascending sight it is limited. The breadth of grasp was 
innate ; the stoop and slightness of it were given 
by the circumstances of scene : and the difference 
between those careless masques of heathen gods, or 
unbelieved, though mightily conceived visions of 
fairy, witch, or risen spirit, and the earnest faith of 
Dante's vision of Paradise, is the true measure of the 
difference in influence between the willowy banks of 
Avon, and the purple hills of Arno. 

JOHN RUSKIN 



AN OLD WAR HORSE 

CAPTAIN had been broken in and trained for an 
army horse ; his first owner was an officer of cavalry 
going out to the Crimean War. He said he quite 
enjoyed the training with all the other horses, trotting 

Edmund's runner is a moment too late at the prison, and the 
feather will not move at Cordelia's lips. Salisbury a moment too 
late at the tower, and Arthur lies on the stones dead. Goneril 
and lago have on the whole, in this world, Shakespeare sees, 
much of their own way, though they come to a bad end. It is a 
pin that Death pierces the king's fortress wall with ; and Careless- 
ness and Folly sit sceptred and dreadful, side by side with the pin- 
armed skeleton. 

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together, turning together, to the right hand or to the 
left, halting at the word of command, or dashing for- 
ward at full speed at the sound of the trumpet, or 
signal of the officer. He was, when young, a dark, 
dappled iron grey, and considered very handsome. 
His master, a young, high-spirited gentleman, was 
very fond of him, and treated him from the first with 
the greatest care and kindness. He told me he 
thought the life of an army horse was very pleasant ; 
but when it came to being sent abroad, over the sea 
in a great ship, he almost changed his mind. 

" That part of it," said he, " was dreadful ! Of 
course we could not walk off the land into the ship ; 
so they were obliged to put strong straps under our 
bodies, and then we were lifted off our legs in spite of 
our struggles, and were swung through the air over 
the water, to the deck of the great vessel. There we 
were placed in small close stalls, and never for a long 
time saw the sky, or were able to stretch our legs. 
The ship sometimes rolled about in high winds, and 
we were knocked about, and felt bad enough. How- 
ever, at last it came to an end, and we were hauled 
up, and swung over again to the land ; we were very 
glad, and snorted, and neighed for joy, when we once 
more felt firm ground under our feet. 

" We soon found that the country we had come to 
was very different to our own, and that we had many 
hardships to endure besides the fighting ; but many 
of the men were so fond of their horses, that they did 
every thing they could to make them comfortable, in 
spite of snow, wet, and all things out of order." 

" But what about the fighting ? " said I * ; " was not 
that worse than anything else ? " 

" Well," said he, "I hardly know ; we always 
liked to hear the trumpet sound, and to be called out, 

* Black Beauty, the horse who is the connecting character of 
the book. 

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AN OLD WAR HORSE 

and were impatient to start off, though sometimes we 
had to stand for hours, waiting for the word of com- 
mand ; and when the word was given, we used to 
spring forward as gaily and eagerly as if there were 
no cannon balls, bayonets, or bullets. I believe so 
long as we felt our rider firm in the saddle, and his 
hand steady on the bridle, not one of us gave way to 
fear, not even when the terrible bombshells whirled 
through the air and burst into a thousand pieces. 

" I, with my noble master, went into many actions 
together without a wound ; and though I saw horses 
shot down with bullets, pierced through with lances, 
and gashed with fearful sabre-cuts ; though we left 
them dead on the field, or dying in the agony of 
their wounds, I don't think I feared for myself. My 
master's cheery voice, as he encouraged his men, 
made me feel as if he and I could not be killed. I 
had such perfect trust in him, that whilst he was 
guiding me, I was ready to charge up to the very 
cannon's mouth. I saw many brave men cut down, 
many fall mortally wounded from their saddles. I 
had heard the cries and groans of the dying, I had 
cantered over ground slippery with blood, and fre- 
quently had to turn aside to avoid trampling on 
wounded man or horse, but, until one dreadful day, 
I had never felt terror ; that day I shall never forget." 

Here old Captain paused for a while and drew a 
long breath ; I waited, and he went on. 

" It was one autumn morning, and, as usual, an 
hour before daybreak our cavalry had turned out, 
ready caparisoned for the day's work, whether it 
might be fighting or waiting. The men stood by 
their horses waiting, ready for orders. As the light 
increased, there seemed to be some excitement among 
the officers ; and before the day was well begun, we 
heard the firing of the enemy's guns. 

" Then one of the officers rode up and gave the 

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word for the men to mount, and in a second, every 
man was in his saddle, and every horse stood ex- 
pecting the touch of the rein, or the pressure of his 
rider's heels, all animated, all eager ; but still we 
had been trained so well, that, except by the champ- 
ing of our bits, and the restive tossing of our heads 
from time to time, it could not be said that we stirred. 

" My dear master and I were at the head of the 
line, and as all sat motionless and watchful, he took a 
little stray lock of my mane which had turned over 
on the wrong side, laid it over on the right, and 
smoothed it down with his hand ; then patting my 
neck, he said, ' We shall have a day of it to-day, 
Bayard, my beauty ; but we'll do our duty as we have 
done.' He stroked my neck that morning, more, I 
think, than he had ever done before ; quietly on and 
on, as if he were thinking of something else. I loved 
to feel his hand on my neck, and arched my crest 
proudly and happily ; but I stood very still, for I 
knew all his moods, and when he liked me to be 
quiet, and when gay. 

" I cannot tell all that happened on that day, but I 
will tell of the last charge that we made together : it 
was across a valley right in front of the enemy's 
cannon. By this time we were well used to the roar 
of heavy guns, the rattle of musket fire, and the flying 
of shot near us ; but never had I been under such a 
fire as we rode through on that day. From the right, 
from the left, and from the front, shot and shell 
poured in upon us. Many a brave man went down, 
many a horse fell, flinging his rider to the earth ; 
many a horse without a rider ran wildly out of the 
ranks : then terrified at being alone with no hand to 
guide him, came pressing in amongst his old com- 
panions, to gallop with them to the charge. 

" Fearful as it was, no one stopped, no one turned 
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our comrades fell, we closed in to keep them together ; 
and instead of being shaken or staggered in our pace, 
our gallop became faster and faster as we neared the 
cannon, all clouded in white smoke, while the red 
fire flashed through it. 

" My master, my dear master, was cheering on his 
comrades with his right arm raised on high, when one 
of the balls, whizzing close to my head, struck him. 
I felt him stagger with the shock, though he uttered 
no cry ; I tried to check my speed, but the sword 
dropped from his right hand, the rein fell loose from 
the left, and sinking backward from the saddle he fell 
to the earth ; the other riders swept past us, and by 
the force of their charge I was driven from the spot 
where he fell. 

" I wanted to keep my place by his side, and not 
leave him under that rush of horses' feet, but it was in 
vain ; and now, without a master or a friend, I was 
alone on that great slaughter ground ; then fear took 
hold on me, and I trembled as I had never trembled 
before ; and I too, as I had seen other horses do, tried 
to join in the ranks and gallop with them ; but I was 
beaten off by the swords of the soldiers. Just then, 
a soldier whose horse had been killed under him, 
caught at my bridle and mounted me ; and with this 
new master I was again going forward : but our 
gallant company was cruelly overpowered, and those 
who remained alive after the fierce fight for the guns, 
came galloping back over the same ground. Some 
of the horses had been so badly wounded that they 
could scarcely move from the loss of blood ; other 
noble creatures were trying on three legs to drag 
themselves along, and others were struggling to rise 
on their fore-feet, when their hind legs had been 
shattered by shot. Their groans were piteous to 
hear, and the beseeching look in their eyes as those 
who escaped passed by, and left them to their fate, 

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I shall never forget. After the battle the wounded 
men were brought in, and the dead were buried." 

" And what about the wounded horses ? " I said ; 
" were they left to die ? " 

" No, the army farriers went over the field with 
their pistols, and shot all that were ruined ; some that 
had only slight wounds were brought back and 
attended to, but the greater part of the noble willing 
creatures that went out that morning, never came 
back ! In our stables there was only about one in 
four that returned. 

" I never saw my dear master again. I believe he fell 
dead from the saddle. I never loved any other master 
so well. I went into many other engagements, but 
was only once wounded, and then not seriously ; 
and when the war was over, I came back again to 
England, as sound and strong as when I went out." 

I said, " I have heard people talk about war as if it 
was a very fine thing." 

" Ah ! " said he, " I should think they never saw it. 
No doubt it is very fine when there is no enemy, 
when it is just exercise and parade, and sham-fight. 
Yes, it is very fine then ; but when thousands of good 
brave men and horses are killed, or crippled for life, 
it has a very different look." 

" Do you know what they fought about ? " said I. 

" No," he said, " that is more than a horse can 
understand, but the enemy must have been awfully 
wicked people, if it was right to go all that way over 
the sea on purpose to kill them." 

ANNA SEWELL 



THE FIGHT 

IT was drawing towards the close of Arthur's first 
half-year at Rugby, and the May evenings were 

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lengthening out. Locking-up was not till eight o'clock, 
and everybody was beginning to talk about what he 
would do in the holidays. The shell, in which form all 
our dramatis personae now are, were reading amongst 
other things the last book of Homer's Iliad, and had 
worked through it as far as the speeches of the women 
over Hector's body. It is a whole school-day, and four 
or five of the School-house boys (amongst whom are 
Arthur, Tom, and East) are preparing third lesson 
together. They have finished the regulation forty 
lines, and are for the most part getting very tired, 
notwithstanding the exquisite pathos of Helen's 
lamentation. And now several long four-syllabled 
words come together, and the boy with the dictionary 
strikes work. 

" I am not going to look out any more words," 
says he ; " we've done the quantity. Ten to one we 
shan't get so far. Let's go out into the close." 

" Come along, boys," cries East, always ready to 
leave the grind, as he called it ; " our old coach is 
laid up, you know, and we shall have one of the new 
masters, who's sure to go slow and let us down easy." 

So an adjournment to the close was carried nem. 
con., little Arthur not daring to uplift his voice ; but, 
being deeply interested in what they were reading, 
stayed quietly behind, and learnt on for his own 
pleasure. 

As East had said, the regular master of the form 
was unwell, and they were to be heard by one of the 
new masters, quite a young man, who had only just 
left the University. Certainly it would be hard lines, 
if, by dawdling as much as possible in coming in and 
taking their places, entering into long-winded ex- 
planations of what was the usual course of the regular 
master of the form, and others of the stock contrivances 
of boys for wasting time in school, they could not 
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through more than the forty lines ; as to which 
quantity there was a perpetual fight going on be- 
tween the master and his form, the latter insisting, 
and enforcing by passive resistance, that it was the 
prescribed quantity of Homer for a shell lesson, the 
former that there was no fixed quantity, but that 
they must always be ready to go on to fifty or sixty 
lines if there were time within the hour. However, 
notwithstanding all their efforts, the new master got 
on horribly quick ; he seemed to have the bad taste 
to be really interested in the lesson, and to be trying 
to work them up into something like appreciation of 
it, giving them good spirited English words, instead 
of the wretched bald stuff into which they rendered 
poor old Homer ; and construing over each piece 
himself to them, after each boy, to show them how it 
should be done. 

Now the clock strikes the three-quarters ; there is 
only a quarter-of-an-hour more ; but the forty lines 
are all but done. So the boys, one after another, 
who are called up, stick more and more, and make 
balder and ever more bald work of it. The poor 
young master is pretty near beat by this time, and 
feels ready to knock his head against the wall, or his 
fingers against somebody else's head. So he gives up 
altogether the lower and middle parts of the form, 
and looks round in despair at the boys on the top 
bench, to see if there is one out of whom he can strike 
a spark or two, and who will be too chivalrous to 
murder the most beautiful utterances of the most 
beautiful woman of the old world. His eye rests on 
Arthur, and he calls him up to finish construing 
Helen's speech. Whereupon all the other boys draw 
long breaths, and begin to stare about and take it 
easy. They are all safe ; Arthur is the head of the 
form and sure to be able to construe, and that will 
tide on safely till the hour strikes. 

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Arthur proceeds to read out the passage in Greek 
before construing it, as the custom is. Tom, who isn't 
paying much attention, is suddenly caught by the 
falter in his voice as he reads the two lines 



d\\a (TV TOV y cTreccn 

crrj T dyavo^ocrvi^ KGU (rots ayavots 

He looks up at Arthur. " Why, bless us," thinks he, 
" what can be the matter with the young 'un ? He's 
never going to get floored. He's sure to have learnt 
to the end." Next moment he is reassured by the 
spirited tone in which Arthur begins construing, and 
betakes himself to drawing dogs' heads in his note- 
book, while the master, evidently enjoying the change, 
turns his back on the middle bench and stands before 
Arthur, beating a sort of time with his hand and 
foot, and saying, " Yes, yes," " very well," as Arthur 
goes on. 

But as he nears the fatal two lines, Tom catches 
that falter again and looks up. He sees that there is 
something the matter, Arthur can hardly get on at 
all. What can it be ? 

Suddenly at this point Arthur breaks down alto- 
gether, and fairly bursts out crying, and dashes the 
cuff of his jacket across his eyes, blushing up to the 
roots of his hair, and feeling as if he should like to go 
down suddenly through the floor. The whole form 
are taken aback, most of them stare stupidly at him, 
while those who are gifted with presence of mind find 
their places and look steadily at their books, in hopes 
of not catching the master's eye and getting called up 
in Arthur's place. 

The master looks puzzled for a moment, and then 
seeing, as the fact is, that the boy is really affected to 
tears by the most touching thing in Homer, perhaps 
in all profane poetry put together, steps up to him 
and lays his hand kindly on his shoulder, saying, 



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" Never mind, my little man, you've construed very 
well. Stop a minute, there's no hurry." 

Now as luck would have it, there sat next above 
Tom on that day, in the middle bench of the form, a 
big boy, by name Williams, generally supposed to be 
the cock of the shell, therefore of all the school below 
the fifths. The small boys, who are great speculators 
on the prowess of their elders, used to hold forth to 
one another about William's great strength, and to 
discuss whether East or Brown would take a licking 
from him. He was called Slogger Williams, from the 
force with which it was supposed he could hit. In 
the main he was a rough good-natured fellow enough, 
but very much alive to his own dignity. He reckoned 
himself the king of the form, and kept up his position 
with the strong hand, especially in the matter of 
forcing boys not to construe more than the legitimate 
forty lines. He had already grunted and grumbled 
to himself, when Arthur went on reading beyond the 
forty lines. But now that he had broken down just 
in the middle of all the long words, the Slogger 's wrath 
was fairly roused. 

" Sneaking little brute," muttered he, regardless of 
prudence, " clapping on the waterworks just in the 
hardest place ; see if I don't punch his head after 
fourth lesson." 

" Whose ? " said Tom, to whom the remark seemed 
to be addressed. 

" Why, that little sneak Arthur's," replied Williams. 

" No, you shan't," said Tom. 

" Hullo ! " exclaimed Williams, looking at Tom 
with great surprise for a moment, and then giving 
him a sudden dig in the ribs with his elbow, which 
sent Tom's books flying on to the floor, and called the 
attention of the master, who turned suddenly round, 
and seeing the state of things, said 

" Williams, go down three places, and then go on." 
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The Slogger found his legs very slowly, and pro- 
ceeded to go below Tom and two other boys with 
great disgust, and then turning round and facing the 
master, said. " I haven't learnt any more, sir ; our 
lesson is only forty lines." 

" Is that so ? " said the master, appealing generally 
to the top bench. No answer. 

" Who is the head boy of the form ? " said he, 
waxing wroth. 

" Arthur, sir," answered three or four boys indi- 
cating our friend. 

" Oh, your name's Arthur. Well now, what is the 
length of your regular lesson ? " 

Arthur hesitated a moment, and then said. " We 
call it only forty lines, sir." 

" How do you mean you call it ? " 

" Well, sir, Mr. Graham says we ain't to stop there 
when there's time to construe more." 

" I understand," said the master. " Williams, go 
down three more places, and write me out the lesson 
in Greek and English. And now, Arthur, finish 
construing." 

" Oh ! would I be in Arthur's shoes after fourth 
lesson," said the little boys to one another ; but 
Arthur finished Helen's speech without any further 
catastrophe, and the clock struck four, which ended 
third lesson. 

Another hour was occupied in preparing and saying 
fourth lesson, during which Williams was bottling up 
his wrath ; and when five struck and the lessons for 
the day were over, he prepared to take summary 
vengeance on the innocent cause of his misfortune. 

Tom was detained in school a few minutes after the 
rest, and on coming out into the quadrangle, the first 
thing he saw was a small ring of boys, applauding 
Williams, who was holding Arthur by the collar. 

" There, you young sneak," said he, giving Arthur 

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a cuff on the head with his other hand, " what made 
you say that " 

" Hullo ! " said Tom, shouldering into the crowd, 
* c you drop that, Williams ; you shan't touch him." 

" Who'll stop me ? " said the Slogger, raising his 
hand again. 

"I," said Tom ; and suiting the action to the 
word, struck the arm which held Arthur's collar so 
sharply, that the Slogger dropped it with a start, and 
turned the full current of his wrath on Tom. 

" Will you fight ? " 

" Yes, of course." 

" Huzza, there's going to be a fight between Slogger 
Williams and Tom Brown." 

The news ran like wild-fire about, and many boys 
who were on their way to tea at their several houses 
turned back and sought the back of the chapel, where 
the fights come off. 

" Just run and tell East to come and back me," said 
Tom to a small School-house boy, who was off like a 
rocket to HarrowelPs, just stopping for a moment to 
poke his head into the School-house hall, where the 
lower boys were already at tea, and sing out, " Fight ! 
Tom Brown and Slogger Williams." 

Up start half the boys at once, leaving bread, eggs, 
butter, sprats, and all the rest, to take care of them- 
selves. The greater part of the remainder follow in 
a minute, after swallowing their tea, carrying their 
food in their hands to consume as they go. Three or 
four only remain, who steal the butter of the more 
impetuous, and make to themselves an unctuous feast. 

In another minute East and Martin tear through 
the quadrangle, carrying a sponge, and arrive at the 
scene of action just as the combatants are beginning 
to strip. 

Tom felt he had got his work cut out for him, as he 
stripped off his jacket, waistcoat, and braces. East 

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tied his handkerchief round his waist, and rolled up 
his shirt-sleeves for him : " Now, old boy, don't you 
open your mouth to say a word, or try to help your- 
self a bit, we'll do all that ; you keep all your breath 
and strength for the Slogger." Martin meanwhile 
folded the clothes, and put them under the chapel 
rails ; and now Tom, with East to handle him and 
Martin to give him a knee, steps out on the turf, and 
is ready for all that may come : and here is the 
Slogger too, all stripped, and thirsting for the fray. 

It doesn't look a fair match at first glance : Williams 
is nearly two inches taller, and probably a long year 
older than his opponent, and he is very strongly made 
about the arms and shoulders ; " peels well," as the 
little knot of big fifth-form boys, the amateurs, say ; 
who stand outside the ring of little boys, looking com- 
placently, but taking no active part in the proceed- 
ings. But down below he is not so good by any 
means ; no spring from the loins, and feeblish, not 
to say shipwrecky, about the knees. Tom on the 
contrary, though not half so strong in the arms, is 
good all over, straight, hard, and springy, from neck 
to ankle, better perhaps in his legs than anywhere. 
Besides, you can see by the clear white of his eye and 
fresh bright look of his skin, that he is in tip- top 
training, able to do all he knows ; while the Slogger 
looks rather sodden, as if he didn't take much exercise 
and ate too much tuck. The timekeeper is chosen, 
a large ring made, and the two stand up opposite one 
another for a moment, giving us time just to make 
our little observations. 

" If Tom'll only condescend to fight with his head 
and heels," as East mutters to Martin, " we shall do." 

But seemingly he won't, for there he goes in, making 
play with both hands. Hard all, is the word ; the 
two stand to one another like men ; rally follows 
rally in quick succession, each fighting as if he thought 

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to finish the whole thing out of hand. " Can't last 
at this rate," say the knowing ones, while the partisans 
of each make the air ring with their shouts and 
counter-shouts, of encouragement, approval, and 
defiance. 

" Take it easy, take it easy keep away, let him 
come after you," implores East, as he wipes Tom's 
face after the first round with wet sponge, while he 
sits back on Martin's knee, supported by the Madman's 
long arms, which tremble a little from excitement. 

" Time's up," calls the timekeeper. 

" There he goes again, hang it all ! " growls East, 
as his man is at it again as hard as ever. A very severe 
round follows, in which Tom gets out-and-out the 
worst of it, and is at last hit clean off his legs, and 
deposited on the grass by a right-hander from the 
Slogger. 

Loud shouts rise from the boys of Slogger's house, 
and the School-house are silent and vicious, ready to 
pick quarrels anywhere. 

" Two to one in half-crowns on the big 'un," says 
Rattle, one of the amateurs, a tall fellow, in thunder- 
and-lightning waistcoat, and puffy good-natured face. 

" Done ! " says Grove, another amateur of quieter 
look, taking out his note-book to enter it, for our 
friend Rattle sometimes forgets these little things. 

Meantime East is freshening up Tom with the 
sponges for next round, and has set two other boys 
to rub his hands. 

" Tom, old boy," whispers he, " this may be fun 
for you, but it's death to me. He'll hit all the fight 
out of you in another five minutes, and then I shall 
go and drown myself in the island ditch. Feint him 
use your legs ! draw him about ! he'll lose his wind 
then in no time, and you can go into him. Hit at 
his body too ; we'll take care of his frontispiece by- 
and-by." 

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Tom felt the wisdom of the counsel, and saw already 
that he couldn't go in and finish the Slogger off at 
mere hammer and tongs, so changed his tactics com- 
pletely in the third round. He now fights cautious, 
getting away from and parrying the Slogger's lunging 
hits, instead of trying to counter, and leading his 
enemy a dance all round the ring after him. " He's 
funking ; go in, Williams," " Catch him up," " Finish 
him off," scream the small boys of the Slogger party. 

"Just what we want," thinks East, chuckling to 
himself, as he sees Williams, excited by these shouts 
and thinking the game in his own hands, blowing 
himself in his exertions to get to close quarters again, 
while Tom is keeping away with perfect ease. 

They quarter over the ground again and again, 
Tom always on the defensive. 

The Slogger pulls up at last for a moment, fairly 
blown. 

" Now then, Tom," sings out East, dancing with 
delight. Tom goes in in a twinkling, and hits two 
heavy body blows, and gets away again before the 
Slogger can catch his wind ; which when he does he 
rushes with blind fury at Tom, and being skilfully 
parried and avoided, over-reaches himself and falls on 
his face, amidst terrific cheers from the School-house 
boys. 

" Double your two to one ? " says Grove to Rattle, 
note-book in hand. 

" Stop a bit," says that hero, looking uncomfortably 
at Williams, who is puffing away on his second's knee, 
winded enough, but little the worse in any other way. 

After another round the Slogger too seems to see 
that he can't go in and win right off, and has met his 
match or thereabouts. So he too begins to use his 
head, and tries to make Tom lose patience, and come 
in before his time. And so the fight sways on, now 
one and now the other getting a trifling pull. 

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Tom's face begins to look very one-sided there are 
little queer bumps on his forehead, and his mouth is 
bleeding ; but East keeps the wet sponges going so 
scientifically, that he comes up looking as fresh and 
bright as ever. Williams is only slightly marked in 
the face, but by the nervous movement of his elbows 
you can see that Tom's body blows are telling. In 
fact half the vice of the slogger's hitting is neutralised, 
for he daren't lunge out freely for fear of exposing 
his sides. It is too interesting by this time for much 
shouting, and the whole ring is very quiet. 

" All right, Tommy," whispers East ; " hold on's 
the horse that's to win. We've got the last. Keep 
your head, old boy." 

But where is Arthur all this time ? Words cannot 
paint the poor little fellow's distress. He couldn't 
muster courage to come up to the ring, but wandered 
up and down from the great fives'-court to the corner 
of the chapel rails. Now trying to make up his mind 
to throw himself between them, and try to stop them ; 
then thinking of running in and telling his friend 
Mary, who he knew would instantly report to the 
Doctor. The stories he had heard of men being killed 
in prize-fights rose up horribly before him. 

Once only, when the shouts of" Well done, Brown!" 
" Huzza for the School-house ! " rose higher than 
ever, he ventured up to the ring, thinking the victory 
was won. Catching sight of Tom's face in the state I 
have described, all fear of consequences vanishing out 
of his mind, he rushed straight off to the matron's 
room, beseeching her to get the fight stopped, or he 
shall die. 

But it's time for us to get back to the close. What 
is this fierce tumult and confusion ? The ring is 
broken, and high and angry words are being bandied 
about ; " It's all fair," " It isn't," " No hugging ; " 
the fight is stopped. The combatants, however, sit 

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there quietly tended by their seconds, while their 
adherents wrangle in the middle. East can't help 
shouting challenges to two or three of the other side, 
though he never leaves Tom for a moment, and plies 
the sponges as fast as ever. 

The fact is, that at the end of the last round, Tom 
seeing a good opening had closed with his opponent, 
and after a moment's struggle had thrown him heavily, 
by help of the fall he had learnt from his village rival 
in the Vale of White Horse. Williams hadn't the 
ghost of a chance with Tom at wrestling ; and the 
conviction broke at once on the Slogger faction, that 
if this were allowed their man must be licked. There 
was a strong feeling in the school against catching 
hold and throwing, though it was generally ruled all 
fair within certain limits ; so the ring was broken and 
the fight stopped. 

The School-house are over-ruled the fight is on 
again, but there is to be no throwing ; and East in 
high wrath threatens to take his man away after next 
round (which he don't mean to do by the way), when 
suddenly young Brooke comes through the small gate 
at the end of the chapel. The School-house faction 
rush to him. " Oh, hurra ! now we shall get fair 
play." 

" Please, Brooke, come up, they won't let Tom 
Brown throw him." 

"Throw whom ? " says Brooke, coming up to the 
ring. " Oh ! Williams, I see. Nonsense ! of course 
he may throw him if he catches him fairly above the 
waist." 

Now, young Brooke, you're in the sixth, you know, 
and you ought to stop all fights. He looks hard at 
both boys. " Anything wrong ? " says he to East, 
nodding at Tom. 

" Not a bit." 

" Not beat at all ? " 

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" Bless you, no ! heaps of fight in him. Ain't 
there, Tom ? " 

Tom looks at Brooke and grins. 

" How's he ? " nodding at Williams. 

" So, so ; rather done, I think, since his last fall, 
He won't stand above two more." 

" Time's up ! " the boys rise again and face one 
another. Brooke can't find it in his heart to stop 
them just yet, so the round goes on, the Slogger wait- 
ing for Tom, and reserving all his strength to hit him 
out should he come in for the wrestling dodge again, 
for he feels that that must be stopped, or his sponge 
will soon go up in the air. 

And now another new-comer appears on the field, 
to wit the under-porter, with his long brush and great 
wooden receptacle for dust under his arm. He has 
been sweeping out the schools. 

" You'd better stop, gentlemen," he says ; " the 
Doctor knows that Brown's fighting he'll be out in 
a minute." 

" You go to Bath, Bill " is all that that excellent 
servitor gets by his advice. And being a man of his 
hands, and a staunch upholder of the School-house, 
can't help stopping to look on for a bit, and see Tom 
Brown, their pet craftsman, fight a round. 

It is grim earnest now, and no mistake. Both boys 
feel this, and summon every power of head, hand, and 
eye to their aid. A piece of luck on either side, a foot 
slipping, a blow getting well home, or another fall, 
may decide it. Tom works slowly round for an open- 
ing, he has all the legs, and can choose his own time ; 
the Slogger waits for the attack, and hopes to finish it 
by some heavy right-handed blow. As they quarter 
slowly over the ground, the evening sun comes out 
from behind a cloud and falls full on Williams' face. 
Tom darts in, the heavy right-hand is delivered, but 
only grazes his head. A short rally at close quarters, 

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and they close ; in another moment the Slogger is 
thrown again heavily for the third time. 

" I'll give you three to two on the little one in half- 
crowns," says Grove to Rattle. 

" No thank'ee," answers the other, diving his hands 
further into his coat-tails. 

Just at this stage of the proceedings the door of the 
turret which leads to the Doctor's library suddenly 
opens, and he steps into the close, and makes straight 
for the ring, in which Brown and the Slogger are both 
seated on their seconds' knees for the last time. 

" The Doctor ! the Doctor ! " shouts some small 
boy who catches sight of him, and the ring melts away 
in a few seconds, the small boys tearing off, Tom 
collaring his jacket and waistcoat and slipping through 
the little gate by the chapel, and round the corner to 
Harrowell's with his backers, as lively as need be. 
Williams and his backers making off not quite so fast 
across the close. Grove, Rattle, and the other bigger 
fellows trying to combine dignity and prudence in a 
comical manner, and walking off fast enough, they 
hope, not to be recognised, and not fast enough to 
look like running away. 

Young Brooke alone remains on the ground by the 
time the Doctor gets there, and touches his hat, not 
without a slight inward qualm. 

" Hah ! Brooke. I am surprised to see you here. 
Don't you know that I expect the sixth to stop 
fighting ? " 

Brooke felt much more uncomfortable than he had 
expected, but he was rather a favourite with the 
Doctor for his openness and plainness of speech ; so 
blurted out, as he walked by the Doctor's side, who 
had already turned back 

" Yes, sir, generally. But I thought you wished us 
to exercise a discretion in the matter too not to 
interfere too soon." 

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" But they have been fighting this half-hour and 
more," said the Doctor. 

" Yes, sir ; but neither was hurt. And they're the 
sort of boys who'll be all the better friends now, which 
they wouldn't have been if they had been stopped any 
earlier before it was so equal." 

" Who was fighting with Brown ? " said the Doctor. 

" Williams, sir, of Thompson's. He is bigger than 
Brown, and had the best of it at first, but not when 
you came up, sir. There's a good deal of jealousy 
between our house and Thompson's, and there would 
have been more fights if this hadn't been let go on, 
or if either of them had had much the worst of it." 

" Well but, Brooke," said the Doctor, " doesn't this 
look a little as if you exercised your discretion by only 
stopping a fight when the School-house boy is getting 
the worst of it ? " 

Brooke, it must be confessed, felt rather gravelled. 

" Now remember," added the Doctor, as he stopped 
at the turret-door, " this fight is not to go on you'll 
see to that. And I expect you to stop all fights in 
future at once." 

" Very well, sir," said young Brooke, touching his 
hat, and not sorry to see the turret-door close behind 
the Doctor's back. 

THOMAS HUGHES 



A FIRE AT SEA 

ON the troubled breast of the Atlantic, a little to the 
southward of that great collection of seaweed, known 
by the name of the Sargasso Sea, lay a large ship. 

She was in distress, for her flag was hoisted with the 
Union Jack down. The nature of her distress was 
apparent from a column of thick smoke that issued 

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from the fore-hatch. The most terrible of all calam- 
ities had befallen her she was on fire ! 

That she was an emigrant ship was apparent from 
the great number of human beings men, women, 
and children who crowded her decks. Before the 
fire broke out she had weathered a severe gale> the 
effects of which had not yet passed away, for, although 
there was little wind, the waves were still high, and 
the burning ship rolled and plunged heavily. 

How the fire originated no one could tell, but the 
instant it was discovered, the captain, who was a brave 
and able man, took prompt measures for its extinction. 
But his utmost efforts failed of success, because (the 
old story) there was not suitable machinery on board for the 
extinction of fire ! The owners of this ship, however, 
were not, like too many, utterly regardless of human 
life. On the contrary, they had done a great deal 
much more than is done by many ship-owners for 
the comfort and safety of those who had entrusted 
their lives to them. There were boats on board 
sufficient to carry the entire crew and passengers ; 
and two of these were lifeboats. There was also a 
large supply of life-buoys and life-jackets ; the latter 
being made of cork, in such a form that the wearers 
might be able to work in them without inconvenience. 
But in preparing the ship for sea, fire had not been 
sufficiently considered. There was no fire-engine 
aboard. Buckets there were, and these were plied 
with vigour, but, as we have said, without success. 

Finding that the fire continued to gain strength, 
the captain ordered the ship to be scuttled ; in other 
words, to be flooded by opening the lower ports and 
letting the sea rush in. The ship was one of those 
old East Indiamen, which in former days carried guns 
and marines like our men-of-war. The ports were 
soon knocked out, and the sea burst in, foaming and 
splashing like a mill-race when the sluice is drawn as 

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it swept towards the hold, carrying boxes, bulk-heads, 
loose furniture, and all before it. When it poured in 
a mighty cataract into the hold, the terrified multitude 
that crowded the upper deck entertained the hope for 
a few minutes that the fire would certainly be put out. 
Their hope was quickly crushed, for the ship soon 
gave signs of being waterlogged and threatened to 
settle down, rendering it necessary to close the ports 
before the fire was subdued. 

A wail of despair rose from them when this was 
done, for now they knew that the ship was doomed, 
and that death in two of its most appalling forms 
stared them in the face. The scene that followed was 
heart-rending. The more timid among the passen- 
gers lost self-command. Some fell on their knees, 
and with bitter cries implored God to have mercy on 
them. Others took passionate farewell of each other, 
or sat clinging to each other in the silence of despair. 
Many became frantic, rushed about the decks and tore 
their hair, and a few of the braver spirits moved calmly 
and silently about, doing anything that required to 
be done, or coolly making preparation for the last 
struggle. 

Among these last were several women, who, sus- 
tained by the Christian's hope, went about comfort- 
ing their companions and calming the poor children. 
In some cases they became the centres of little groups 
of men and women, who listened intently while they 
read the word of God, or joined with them in prayer. 
Many cursing lips had become silent now, or trem- 
blingly attempted to call on our Saviour, for the first 
time, in earnest. 

Meanwhile the officers and crew were not idle. 
Preparation was made to lower the boats. The life- 
buoys and belts were got ready, and everything was 
done to facilitate the abandoning of the vessel before 
she should be utterly consumed. 



A FIRE AT SEA 

The ordinary ship's boats were converted into life- 
boats by the simple contrivance of fastening small 
empty casks all round them under the seats, and a 
large-sized cask in the stern and bow of each. 

As the sea was still running high, the operation of 
lowering was a matter of difficulty and danger. The 
women and children were put into the first boat while 
it hung suspended at the davits. Two men stood by 
to detach the hooks that held the boat by the bow and 
stern the instant she should touch the water. This 
was the moment of danger ; for, if one man should 
succeed in this and the other fail, the inevitable con- 
sequence would be that the stern or the bow of the 
boat would be jerked into the air, and the people in 
her hurled into the sea. 

Four boats were lowered and cast off in safety. 
The fifth, which contained men chiefly, with only two 
or three women and no children, was upset. The 
man in the bow could not detach his hook ; it re- 
mained fast while the stern hook was cast off ; and 
when the ship rose it hung suspended by the bow. 
Instantly the people in her were struggling in the 
waves. The captain, knowing that this might occur, 
had ordered a dozen of the strongest of his men to put 
on cork life-belts, and stand in the main chains to be 
in readiness. These at once leaped into the sea, and 
supported the people, until another boat was lowered 
for them. But a misfortune here befell them. While 
one of the boats was swinging it was dashed against 
the ship's side so violently as to be stove in and ren- 
dered useless. This accident happened also to 
another boat, so that, even by overloading those that 
remained, it would now be impossible to accommo- 
date everyone. 

In this dilemma, the captain at once gave orders 
to heave overboard all the spare spars and the hen- 
coops, together with enough of cordage for the con- 

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struction of a raft. This was promptly done, and the 
raft was sufficiently far advanced in the course of an 
hour to admit of the emigrants being placed upon it. 

It was during the formation of this raft that the 
great value of the life-belts became manifest. While 
the spars were in a loose and half-fastened state, the 
men were obliged to work in the water. To have 
done this without the support of the belts would have 
been very exhausting, almost impossible ; but with 
their floating power the men could work with both 
hands, and move about almost as freely in the water 
as on land. 

The life-buoys were also of the greatest value at 
this time ; for the burning ship became so hot, be- 
fore the raft was ready, that the passengers were 
obliged to jump overboard and get upon it as they 
best could, or float about until there was room for 
them all. In these circumstances the buoys were the 
means of saving the lives of some who could not swim. 

It was late in the evening when the raft was com- 
menced, and night was far advanced before it was 
completed. During all this time the boats remained 
close to it, after having hauled it a short distance from 
the burning ship, which latter was now a mass of 
flame from the deck to the mast-heads, rendering the 
whole scene as bright as day. After the rigging was 
consumed, and the masts had fallen over the side, 
the hull continued to burn, for a considerable time, 
with less flame but with a dull red glow that afforded 
sufficient light to the workers. It was fortunate the 
light lasted so long, for the night was so dark that it 
would otherwise have been almost impossible to have 
worked at the raft tossed and rolled about as it was 
by the heavy sea. 

It was a strange weird sight, that busy glowing 
scene of disaster out upon the black ocean at mid- 
night ; and wonderful unaccountable did it ap- 

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pear in the eyes of the night-watch on board the 
Trident, as that ship came over the sea, ploughing 
up the water before a steady breeze which had sprung 
up soon after the sun went down. 

" What can it be ? " said Mr. Denham to the cap- 
tain when they first observed the light on the horizon. 

" A steamer, perhaps," replied the captain. 

" No steamer ever spouted fire like that," said Bax, 
who was the only other passenger on deck, all the 
others having gone to rest ; " the steamers on the 
American lakes and rivers do indeed spout sparks 
and flames of fire like giant squibs, but then they burn 
wood. Ocean steamers never flare up like that. I 
fear it is a ship on fire." 

" Think you so ? steer straight for it, captain," 
said Mr. Denham, whose heart, under the influence 
of bad health, and, latterly, of considerable experience 
in the matter of human suffering, had become a little 
softer than it used to be. 

The ship's course was altered, and long before the 
wreck was reached her decks swarmed with men and 
women who had got up in haste at the first mention 
of the word " fire," some of them with a confused 
notion that their own vessel was in danger ! 

It was indeed a novel and terribly interesting sight 
to most of those on board the Trident. At first they 
saw the burning vessel like a red meteor rising on 
the waves and disappearing in the hollows ; then 
the flames grew fierce, and spread a halo round the 
doomed ship that shone out vividly against the sur- 
rounding darkness. This latter was rendered in- 
tensely deep by contrast with the light. Then the 
masts went over the side, and a bright volume of 
sparks and scattered tongues of flame shot up into the 
sky, after which the hull shone like a glow-worm until 
they drew quite near. The busy workers at the raft 
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serve the approach of the Trident, whose black hull 
was nearly invisible, and whose small lanterns might 
well have been overlooked on such an occasion. 

" They don't see us," observed Mr. Denham. 

This was abundantly evident. Within the circle 
of red light, they could see the raft and the boats 
floating close to it ; the men in cork-jackets toiling 
in the water and on floating spars, with ropes, hand- 
spikes, and axes. It was not until the Trident herself 
came within the circle of light, and hove-to, with 
flapping sails, that the people in the boats became 
aware of her presence. 

Then, indeed, there arose a shout of joy such as 
could be uttered only by men and women snatched 
suddenly and unexpectedly from the very jaws of 
death. Again and again it burst forth, and was 
replied to by the people in the Trident, many of whom 
were so excited by the scene, and so overjoyed at the 
thought of having come up in time to save so many 
human beings, that they burst into tears ; while 
others went down on their knees and thanked God 
fervently. 

Seeing that the people were getting excited, and 
knowing that order must be preserved, if the work that 
lay before them was to be done speedily and without 
accident, the captain sprang into the rigging, ordered 
the women and children to go below, and assured 
the male passengers that if any of them showed a 
disposition to be obstinate or unruly they also should 
be ordered below. This had the desired effect. 
Order was at once restored, and the captain then 
called for volunteers from among the stoutest of those 
on board to go into the chains, and lift the women and 
children out of the boats. 

The appeal was responded to by all the strong 
men in the ship foremost and strongest among whom 
was our friend Bax. From among these the captain 

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selected the men that seemed best able for the work 
they undertook to do ; and this, be it understood, 
was no child's play. 

The state of the sea rendered it extremely difficult 
and dangerous to bring the boats alongside, heavily 
laden as they were with human beings. To get the 
men on board would be difficult enough, even al- 
though they would in most cases be able to spring, and 
lay hold of ropes, and otherwise help themselves ; but 
to get out the women and children by such means was 
not to be thought of. The men of the Trident who had 
the strongest arms and chests were therefore sent into 
the chains, where they leaned forward in slings with 
outstretched arms, and whenever the boats sheered up 
close enough they caught women or children in their 
vice-like grasp and dragged them on board. 

Bax, owing to his unusual strength and breadth of 
shoulders, was peculiarly fitted for this laborious duty. 
His long reach of arm enabled him to stretch far be- 
yond the others, and in several instances he caught 
hold of and rescued women after his companions had 
failed. Thus a much larger portion of the work fell 
upon him than on any of the others. 

In this sort of work Tommy Bogey was of no use 
whatever ; and severely did his youth and want of 
physical strength press upon his spirits that night, 
poor boy ! But Tommy's nature would not allow 
him to sit down and do nothing. Feeling that he 
could not do manly work, he set himself with right 
good-will to womanly employment. He assisted in 
carrying the children below when they were handed 
over the side, helped to strip them, and brought dry 
clothing and blankets, besides doing an immense 
amount of what may be termed stewardess' work for 
the poor ladies. There were others on board who 
worked willingly and well, but none who were so 
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what to do and how to do it, and none, certainly, who 
did everything with such a superabundance of energy. 

Once or twice Tommy stopped in the middle of 
these occupations to see how Bax was getting on ; for 
to his rather partial eyes it seemed that his friend was 
doing the whole work, and that everybody else was 
merely looking on ! 

On one of these occasions he saw Bax sustaining the 
weight of an old man and a young woman. 

The girl was the old man's daughter ; she had 
clung to him in the boat and refused to let him go, 
having lost self-command through terror. Ignorant 
of this, and observing that the old man could not help 
himself, Bax grasped him under the arms the first time 
he came within reach. The boat was immediately 
swept away by the passing wave, leaving the old man 
and the girl, who still clung with a death-like grasp to 
him, suspended in the air. Bax's great strength en- 
abled him to support this double weight, but he could 
not draw them up. A comrade stooped to assist him, 
but the strain on the sling was so great that it gave 
way, and Bax, with his burden, fell into the sea like 
lead. 

Tommy saw this happen. There were plenty of 
loose ropes about. He seized the end of one and 
leaped overboard instantly. He sank for a second 
or two, and on coming to the surface looked hastily 
round. A hand was raised above the water near 
him. He knew it to be that of his friend, and struck 
out for it, but it disappeared. Again it rose, and there 
was a convulsive grasping of the fingers. Tommy 
made one stroke and placed the rope in it. The 
fingers closed like a vice. Next moment the ship rose 
and lifted Bax completely out of the water, with the 
old man and the girl still clinging to him. Before the 
ship sank again the boat sheered up, and they were all 
pulled into it ! 

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To leap on board the Trident again, and resume his 
position with a new and stronger sling, was com- 
paratively easy work for Bax. Tommy clambered 
up, too, close behind him. Passing a strong rope 
round his friend's waist, he said quietly: 

" It won't do to risk that again." 

" True, Tommy," said Bax ; " run below, and 
fetch me a glass o' brandy, lad. That last plunge 
almost floored me." 

The boy leaped over the side and dived below. 
He reappeared in a few seconds with a tin can, with 
which he clambered over the side into the chains, 
and held it to his friend's lips. Bax drained it at a 
draught, and Tommy left him without another word. 

The whole of this scene was enacted with the utmost 
speed and energy. The spectators seemed to be 
paralysed with amazement at the quiet self-possession 
of the man and the boy, both of whom appeared to 
divine each other's thoughts, and to work into each 
other's hands with the precision and certainty of a 
machine ; they did it all, too, as if they were entirely 
alone in the work. Until now they had been watched 
with breathless anxiety ; but when Tommy gave Bax 
the can of brandy, and then gravely went below with 
a baby that had just been rescued in his arms, there 
arose a wild cheer of admiration, not unmingled with 
laughter, from those who had witnessed his conduct. 

But their attention was soon turned again to the 
boats, two of which still remained with their freight 
on the heaving water. Many incidents of a thrilling 
nature were enacted that night. One of the most 
interesting, perhaps, occurred soon after that which 
has just been related. 

In one of the boats was the young wife of an 
emigrant, who, having been compelled to separate 
from his wife and child when they left the burning 
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Trident in another boat. Being an active man, he had 
caught a rope and hauled himself on board some time 
before his wife was rescued. The poor young mother 
had tied her infant tightly to her bosom by means of a 
shawl, in order to make sure that she should share its 
fate, whatever that might be. 

When the boat sheered up alongside, her husband 
was standing in the chains, anxious to render her 
assistance. The woman chanced to come near to 
Bax, but not sufficiently so to grasp him. She had 
witnessed his great power and success in saving 
others, and a feeling of strong confidence made her 
resolve to be caught hold of by him, if possible. She 
therefore drew back from the grasp of a stout fellow 
who held out his brawny arms to her. 

Bax noticed this occur twice, and understood the 
poor woman's motive. Feeling proud of the con- 
fidence thus placed in him, he watched his oppor- 
tunity. The boat surged up, but did not come near 
enough. It swept a\yay from the ship, and the poor 
woman's hands played nervously about the folds of 
the shawl, as she tried to adjust them more securely 
round her infant. Again the boat rose on a wave ; 
the woman stood ready, and Bax stooped. It did 
not come quite near enough, but the disappointed 
woman, becoming desperate, suddenly put her foot 
on the gunwale, stood up at full length, and stretched 
out her arms. Bax just caught her by the hands when 
the boat was swept from under her. 

Similar incidents had occurred so often that little 
anxiety was felt ; but our hero's strength was now 
thoroughly exhausted. He could not haul her up, 
he could only hold on and shout for assistance. It 
was promptly rendered, but before the poor woman 
could be rescued the infant slipped from the shawl, 
which the straightening of the mother's arms and 
her suspended position had loosened. A cry burst 

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from the agonised father, who stooped, and stood in 
the attitude of one ready to plunge into the sea. The 
mother felt the child slipping, and a piercing shriek 
escaped from her as she raised her knees and caught 
it between them. With muscular power, intensified 
by a mother's love, she held the infant in this strange 
position until both were drawn up and placed in safety 
on the deck ! 

This was the last of Bax's achievements on that 
eventful night. He was so thoroughly worn out by 
the long-continued and tremendous exertions he had 
been called on to make, that his strength, great 
though it was, broke down. He staggered down into 
the cabin, flung himself, wet as he was, on a couch, 
and almost instantly fell into a sleep so deep that he 
could not be roused for more than a moment or two 
at a time. Seeing this, Tommy bade the bystanders 
leave him alone for a few minutes until he should 
come back, when, according to his own expression, 
" he would screw him up all right and tight ! " 
Everyone was by this time so thoroughly convinced 
that the boy was quite able to manage his friend that 
they stood still awaiting his return with much curiosity. 

Tommy soon returned with a tumbler of hot 
brandy and water, followed by the steward with a pile 
of blankets. 

" Hold that a minute," said the boy, handing the 
tumbler to a little old gentleman who stood swaying 
to and fro with the motion of the vessel, and staring 
at Bax as if he had been a half-drowned sea-monster. 

" Now, then," cried Tommy, punching his friend 
severely in the ribs, seizing the hair of his head with 
both hands, and shaking him until his neck seemed 
dislocated to the surprise of all and the horror of not 
a few ! 

The result was that Bax grumbled angrily, half 
awoke, and raised himself on one elbow. 

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" Drink, you torn-tit ! " said the boy, catching the 
tumbler from the old gentleman, and applying it to 
his friend's lips. 

Bax smiled, drank, and fell back on the pillow with 
a deep sigh of satisfaction. Then Tommy spread 
blanket after blanket over him, and " tucked him in " 
so neatly and with such a business-like air, that two or 
three mothers then present expressed their admiration 
and wonder in audible whispers. 

While Bax was being thus carefully tended by 
Tommy and a knot of sympathisers, the passengers 
and crew vied with each other in making the rescued 
people as comfortable as circumstances would permit. 

Meanwhile the Trident was again laid on her 
course, and, thus crowded with human beings, 
steered before favouring breezes for the shores of old 
England. 

R. M. BALLANTYNE 



THE GREAT WINTER 

IT must have snowed most wonderfully to have 
made that depth of covering in about eight hours. 
For one of Master Stickles' men, who had been out 
all the night, said that no snow began to fall until 
nearly midnight. And here it was, blocking up the 
doors, stopping the ways, and the watercourses, and 
making it very much worse to walk than in a saw-pit 
newly used. However, we trudged along in a line ; 
I first, and the other men after me ; trying to keep 
my track, but finding legs and strength not up to it. 
Most of all, John Fry was groaning ; certain that his 
time was come, and sending messages to his wife, 
and blessings to his children. For all this time it 
was snowing harder than it ever had snowed before, 
so far as a man might guess at it ; and the leaden 

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depth of the sky came down, like a mine turned up- 
side down on us. Not that the flakes were so very 
large ; for I have seen much larger flakes in a shower 
of March, while sowing peas ; but that there was no 
room between them, neither any relaxing, nor any 
change of direction. 

Watch, like a good and faithful dog, followed us 
very cheerfully, leaping out of the depth, which took 
him over his back and ears already, even in the level 
places ; while in the drifts he might have sunk to 
any distance out of sight, and never found his way 
up again. However, we helped him now and then, 
especially through the gaps and gateways ; and so 
after a deal of floundering, some laughter, and a little 
swearing, we came all safe to the lower meadow, 
where most of our flock was hurdled. 

But behold, there was no flock at all ! None, I 
mean, to be seen anywhere ; only at one corner of 
the field, by the eastern end, where the snow drove 
in, a great white billow, as high as a barn, and as 
broad as a house. This great drift was rolling and 
curling beneath the violent blast, tufting and comb- 
ing with rustling swirls, and carved (as in patterns 
of cornice) where the grooving chisel of the wind 
swept round. Ever and again the tempest snatched 
little whiffs from the channelled edges, twirled them 
round and made them dance over the chime of the 
monster pile, then let them lie like herring-bones, 
or the seams of sand where the tide has been. And 
all the while from the smothering sky, more and 
more fiercely at every blast, came the pelting, pitiless 
arrows, winged with murky white, and pointed with 
the barbs of frost. 

But although for people who had no sheep, the 
sight was a very fine one (so far at least as the weather 
permitted any sight at all) ; yet for us, with our 
flock beneath it, this great mount had but little charm. 

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Watch began to scratch at once, and to howl along 
the sides of it ; he knew that his charge was buried 
there, and his business taken from him. But we four 
men set to in earnest, digging with all our might and 
main, shovelling away at the great white pile, and 
fetching it into the meadow. Each man made for 
himself a cave, scooping at the soft, cold flux, which 
slid upon him at every stroke, and throwing it out 
behind him, in piles of castled fancy. At last we 
drove our tunnels in (for we worked indeed for the 
lives of us), and all converging towards the middle, 
held our tools and listened. 

The other men heard nothing at all ; or declared 
that they heard nothing, being anxious now to aban- 
don the matter, because of the chill in their feet and 
knees. But I said, " Go, if you choose all of you. 
I will work it out by myself, you pie-crusts ; " and 
upon that they gripped their shovels, being more or 
less of Englishmen ; and the least drop of English 
blood is worth the best of any other, when it comes to 
lasting out. 

But before we began again, I laid my head well 
into the chamber ; and there I hears a faint " ma-a- 
ah," coming through some ells of snow, like a plain- 
tive, buried hope, or a last appeal. I shouted aloud 
to cheer him up, for I knew what sheep it was, to 
wit, the most valiant of all the wethers, who had met 
me when I came home from London, and been so 
glad to see me. And then we all fell to again ; 
and very soon we hauled him out. Watch took 
charge of him at once, with an air of the noblest 
patronage, lying on his frozen fleece, and licking all 
his face and feet, to restore his warmth to him. 
Then fighting Tom jumped up at once, and made 
a little butt at Watch, as if nothing had ever ailed 
him, and then set off to a shallow place, and looked 
for something to nibble at. 

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Further in, and close under the bank, where they 
had huddled themselves for warmth, we found all the 
rest of the poor sheep packed, as closely as if they were 
in a great pie. It was strange to observe how their 
vapour and breath, and the moisture exuding from 
their wool had scooped, as it were, a coved room for 
them, lined with a ribbing of deep yellow snow. Also 
the churned snow beneath their feet was as yellow 
as gamboge. Two or three of the weaklier hoggets 
were dead, from want of air, and from pressure ; 
but more than three-score were as lively as ever ; 
though cramped and stiff for a little while. 

" However shall us get J em home ? " John Fry 
asked in great dismay, when we had cleared about a 
dozen of them ; which we were forced to do very 
carefully, so as not to fetch the roof down. " No 
manner of mailing to draive 'un, drough all they girt 
driftnesses." 

" You see to this place, John," I replied, as we 
leaned on our shovels a moment, and the sheep came 
rubbing round us ; " let no more of them out for 
the present ; they are better where they be. Watch, 
here boy, keep them. ! " 

Watch came, with his little scut of a tail cocked as 
sharp as duty, and I set him at the narrow mouth of 
the great snow dntre. All the sheep sidled away, 
and got closer, that the other sheep might be bitten 
first, as the foolish things imagine ; whereas no good 
sheep-dog even so much as lips a sheep to turn it. 

Then of the outer sheep (all now snowed and frizzled 
like a lawyer's wig) I took the two finest and heaviest, 
and with one beneath my right arm, and the other 
beneath my left, I went straight home to the upper 
sheppey, and set them inside, and fastened them. 
Sixty and six I took home in that way, two at a time 
on each journey ; and the work grew harder and 
harder each time, as the drifts of the snow were 

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deepening. No other man should meddle with them ; 
I was resolved to try my strength against the strength 
of the elements ; and try it I did, ay, and proved it. 
A certain fierce delight burned in me, as the struggle 
grew harder ; but rather would I die than yield ; 
and at last I finished it. People talk of it to this day ; 
but none can tell what the labour was, who have not 
felt that snow and wind. 

Of the sheep upon the mountain, and the sheep 
upon the western farm, and the cattle on the upper 
barrows, scarcely one in ten was saved ; do what we 
would for them. And this was not through any 
neglect (now that our wits were sharpened) , but from 
the pure impossibility of finding them at all. That 
great snow never ceased a moment for three days and 
nights ; and then when all the earth was filled, and 
the topmost hedges were unseen, and the trees broke 
down with weight (wherever the wind had not light- 
ened them), a brilliant sun broke forth and showed 
the loss of all our customs. 

All our house was quite snowed up, except where 
we had purged a way, by dint of constant shovellings. 
The kitchen was as dark and darker than the cider- 
cellar, and long lines of furrowed scollops ran even 
up to the chimney-stacks. Several windows fell 
right inwards, through the weight of the snow against 
them ; and the few that stood, bulged in, and bent 
like an old bruised Ian thorn. We were obliged to 
cook by candle-light ; we were forced to read by 
candle-light ; as for baking, we could not do it, 
because the oven was too chill ; and a load of faggots 
only brought a little wet down the sides of it. 

For when the sun burst forth at last upon that 
world of white, what he brought was neither warmth, 
nor cheer, nor hope of softening ; only a clearer 
shaft of cold, from the violent depths of sky. Long- 
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him, yet such as he could not come down, with any 
warmth remaining. Broad white curtains of the 
frost-fog looped around the lower sky, on the verge 
of hill and valley, and above the laden trees. Only 
round the sun himself, and the spot of heaven he 
claimed, clustered a bright purple-blue, clear, and 
calm, and deep. 

That night such a frost ensued as we had never 
dreamed of, neither read in ancient books, or his- 
tories of Frobisher. The kettle by the fire froze, and 
the crock upon the hearth-cheeks ; many men were 
killed, and cattle rigid in their head-ropes. Then I 
heard that fearful sound, which never I had heard 
before, neither since have heard (except during that 
same winter), the sharp yet solemn sound of trees 
burst open by the frost-blow. Our great walnut 
lost three branches, and has been dying ever since ; 
though growing meanwhile, as the soul does. And 
the ancient oak at the cross was rent, and many score 
of ash trees. But why should I tell all this ? the 
people who have not seen it (as I have) will only 
make faces, and disbelieve ; till such another frost 
comes ; which perhaps may never be. 

This terrible weather kept Tom Faggus from com- 
ing near our house for weeks ; at which indeed I was 
not vexed a quarter so much as Annie was ; for I had 
never half approved of him, as a husband for my 
sister ; in spite of his purchase from Squire Bassett, 
and the grant of the Royal -pardon. It may be, how- 
ever, that Annie took the same view of my love for 
Lorna, and could not augur well of it ; but if so, she 
held her peace, though I was not so sparing. For 
many things contributed to make me less good- 
humoured now that my real nature was ; and the 
very least of all these things would have been enough 
to make some people cross, and rude, and fractious. 
I mean the red and painful chapping of my face and 

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hands, from working in the snow all day, and lying 
in the frost all night. For being of a fair complexion, 
and a ruddy nature, and pretty plump withal, and 
fed on plenty of hot victuals, and always forced by my 
mother to sit nearer the fire than I wished, it was 
wonderful to see how the cold ran revel on my cheeks 
and knuckles. And I feared that Lorna (if it should 
ever please God to stop the snowing) might take this 
for a proof of low and rustic blood and breeding. 

And this I say was the smallest thing ; for it was 
far more serious that we were losing half our stock, 
do all we would to shelter them. Even the horses 
in the stables (mustered all together, for the sake of 
breath and steaming) had long icicles from their 
muzzles, almost every morning. But of all things 
the very gravest, to my apprehension, was the im- 
possibility of hearing, or having any token of or from 
my loved one. Not that those three days alone of 
snow (tremendous as it was) could have blocked 
the country so ; but that the sky had never ceased, 
for more than two days at a time, for full three weeks 
thereafter, to pour fresh piles of fleecy mantle ; neither 
had the wind relaxed a single day from shaking them. 
As a rule, it snowed all day, cleared up at night, and 
froze intensely, with the stars as bright as jewels, earth 
spread out in lustrous twilight, and the sounds in the 
air as sharp and crackling as artillery ; then in the 
morning, snow again, before the sun could come to 
help. 

It mattered not what way the wind was. Often 
and often the vanes went round, and we hoped for 
change of weather ; the only change was that it 
seemed (if possible) to grow colder. Indeed, after 
a week or so, the wind would regularly box the com- 
pass (as the sailors call it) in the course of every day, 
following where the sun should be, as if to make a 
mock of him. And this of course immensely added 

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to the peril of the drifts ; because they shifted every 
day ; and no skill or care might learn them. 

I believe it was on Epiphany morning, or some- 
where about that period, when Lizzie ran into the 
kitchen to me, where I was thawing my goose- 
grease, with the dogs among the ashes the live dogs, 
I mean, not the iron ones, for them we had given up 
long ago and having caught me, by way of wonder 
(for generally I was out shovelling, long before my 
" young lady " had her nightcap off), she positively 
kissed me, for the sake of warming her lips perhaps, 
or because she had something proud to say. 

" You great fool, John," said my lady, as Annie 
and I used to call her, on account of her airs and graces ; 
" what a pity you never read, John ! " 

" Much use, I should think, in reading ! " I 
answered, though pleased with her condescension ; 
" read, I suppose, with roof coming in, and only this 
chimney left sticking out of the snow ! " 

" The very time to read, John," said Lizzie, looking 
grander ; " our worst troubles are the need, whence 
knowledge can deliver us." 

" Amen," I cried out ; " are you parson or clerk ? 
Whichever you are, good morning." 

Thereupon I was bent on my usual round (a very 
small one nowadays), but Eliza took me with both 
hands, and I stopped of course ; for I could not bear 
to shake the child, even in play, for a moment, 
because her back was tender. Then she looked up at 
me with her beautiful eyes, so large, unhealthy and 
delicate, and strangely shadowing outward, as if to 
spread their meaning ; and she said 

" Now, John, this is no time to joke. I was al- 
most frozen in bed last night ; and Annie like an 
icicle. Feel how cold my hands are. Now, will you 
listen to what I have read about climates ten times worse 
than this ; and where none but clever men can live ? " 

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" Impossible for me to listen now. I have hundreds 
of things to see to ; but I will listen after breakfast 
to your foreign climates, child. Now attend to 
mother's hot coffee." 

She looked a little disappointed, but she knew what 
I had to do ; and after all she was not so utterly 
unreasonable ; although she did read books. And 
when I had done my morning's work, I listened to 
her patiently ; and it was out of my power to think 
that all she said was foolish. 

For I knew common sense pretty well, by this time, 
whether it happened to be my own, or any other 
person's, if clearly laid before me. And Lizzie had 
a particular way of setting forth very clearly whatever 
she wished to express and enforce. But the queerest 
part of it all was this, that if she could but have 
dreamed for a moment what would be the first ap- 
plication made me by of her lesson, she would rather 
have bitten her tongue off than help me to my purpose. 

She told me that in the Arctic Regions, as they 
call some places a long way north, where the Great 
Bear lies all across the heavens, and no sun is up, for 
whole months at a time, and yet where people will go 
exploring, out of pure contradiction, and for the 
sake of novelty, and love of being frozen that here 
they always had such winters as we were having now. 
It never ceased to freeze, she said ; and it never 
ceased to snow ; except when it was too cold ; and 
than all the air was choked with glittering spikes ; 
and a man's skin might come off of him, before he 
could ask the reason. Nevertheless the people there 
(although the snow was fifty feet deep, and all their 
breath fell behind them frozen, like a log of wood 
dropped from their shoulders), yet they managed to 
get along, and make the time of the year to each 
other, by a little cleverness. For seeing how the 
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up the hills and valleys, and the foreskin of the sea, 
they contrived a way to crown it, and to glide like 
a flake along. Through the sparkle of the whiteness, 
and the wreaths of windy tossings, and the ups and 
downs of cold, any man might get along with a boat 
on either foot, to prevent his sinking. 

She told me how these boats were made ; very 
strong and very light, of ribs with skin across them ; 
five feet long, and one foot wide ; and turned up at 
each end, even as a canoe is. But she did not tell 
me, nor did I give it a moment's thought myself, how 
hard it was to walk upon them without early practice. 
Then she told me another thing equally useful to 
me ; although I would not let her see how much I 
thought about it. And this concerned the use of 
sledges, and their power of gliding, and the lightness 
of their following ; all of which I could see at once, 
through knowledge of our own farm-sleds ; which 
we employ in lieu of wheels, used in flatter districts. 
When I had heard all this from her, a mere chit of 
a girl as she was, unfit to make a snowball even, or 
to fry pancakes, I looked down on her with amaze- 
ment, and began to wish a little that I had given 
more time to books. 

R. D, BLAGKMORE 



ROUNDING CAPE HORN 

ALAS ! it was only now they were upon the dreaded 
Cape, their terror throughout their voyage. In- 
stead of proving, as they hoped, a gateway into the 
soft Pacific, the wild channel was but the avenue to 
destruction. " The day of our passage was the last 
cheerful day that the greatest part of us would ever 
live to enjoy," says the Chaplain, mournfully ; and it 
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Before they were well out of the shadow of the rocks, 
the terrible truth burst upon them. The blue sky 
darkened over, the wind changed, the tide turned 
" furiously," says the historian. A violent current 
(he can use no milder words), aided by the " fierceness 
and constancy of the westerly winds," drove them to 
eastward. For forty days, almost without inter- 
mission, they were driven and tossed, playthings of 
the waters, up and down in miserable zigzags, about 
the awful Gape ; now menaced by " mountainous 
waves," any one of which, had it broken fairly over 
them, would have sent them to the bottom ; now 
dashed almost to pieces by the rolling of the ship 
their sails torn off by the winds, split by the frost 
their rigging covered with ice, their bodies benumbed 
and disabled by the cold. Sometimes a fog came 
on ; and the Commodore, himself struggling for bare 
life, fired forlorn guns every half-hour flashes of 
despair to keep the perishing ships together. Yet 
all this time, in the height of their misery, there still 
lingered a cheerful assurance of hope. According 
to all they knew, they had been making their way 
steadily towards the Pacific. It could not but be 
near at hand, and their toils near a close. And with 
every day of storm the longing for that sea of peace, 
for those isles, and " opulent coasts," must have grown 
on the weary crews, who, any hour, any moment so 
they thought might suddenly glide into the rippling 
waters and sunny calm. It may be supposed, ac- 
cordingly, what was the consternation of the sailors, 
thus strained to the supreme struggle, when they 
found that they had been betrayed by an insidious 
current completely out of their course, and saw once 
more the awful rocks of Tierra del Fuego frowning 
out of the mists upon their lee. 

Before this time scurvy, most dreaded of all the 
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appearance among them. With their feeble old pen- 
sioners and rapidly-made-up crews, sickness had been 
rife in the ships from the very beginning of the voy- 
age ; and it is evident that Anson's good sense and 
good feeling had forestalled sanitary science so far 
as to do all that was possible for the ventilation 
and cleanliness of his crowded vessel. So early as 
November the sickly condition of the crews and the 
want of air between the decks had been reported to 
him ; and by the time they arrived at St. Cathe- 
rine's it was found necessary to give the Centurion a 
" thorough cleansing, smoking it between the decks, 
and after all, washing every part well with vinegar," 
a precaution made needful by the " noisome 
stench " and vermin, which had become " intoler- 
ably offensive." This being so when things went 
comparatively well, it may be imagined what these 
decks must have got to be when every comfort and 
almost every hope had abandoned the unhappy mass 
of suffering men, drenched with salt water, frozen 
with cold, worn with continual labour, who flung 
themselves upon them to die. During their terrible 
beatings about Gape Horn, the scurvy took stronger 
and stronger hold upon them. In April they lost 
forty-three men from it on board the Centurion alone ; 
in May double that number ; in June, before they 
reached Juan Fernandez, " the disease extended itself 
so prodigiously that, after the loss of about two 
hundred men, we could not at last muster more 
than six foremast men in a watch capable of duty." 
The officers themselves (and, still more remarkably, 
the officers' servants) seem to have escaped the 
attacks of this disease, fortified either by the tremend- 
ous burden of responsibility, or by that curious force 
of high spirit and finer mettle which carries so many 
absolutely weaker men through the perils which slay 
the strongest. Our Chaplain records the character- 
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istics of the disease with that grave and calm simplicity 
which distinguishes his style, revealing its full horrors, 
yet never dwelling unduly on them. Some of its 
victims, he describes, lay in their hammocks eating 
and drinking, in cheerful spirits, and with vigorous 
voices ; yet in a moment, if but moved from one place 
to another, still in their hammocks, died out of hand, 
all vital energy being gone from them. Some who 
thought themselves still able for an attempt at duty 
would fall down and die among their comrades on 
attempting a stronger pull or more vigorous strain 
than usual. Every day, while winds and waves, 
roaring and threatening round, held over the whole 
shipload another kind of death, must the dim-eyed 
mariners with failing strength and sinking spirit have 
gathered to the funeral of their dead. By this time 
their companion ships had all disappeared, and the 
Centurion alone, with its sick and dying, tossed about 
almost at the will of the waves upon that desolate 
sea. At last there came a moment when, destruction 
being imminent, " the master and myself," our brave 
Chaplain, undertook the management of the helm, 
while every available soul on board set to work to 
repair and set the sails and secure the masts, to take 
advantage once more in desperation of a favourable 
change of wind. This was their last storm ; but not 
even then were the troubles of this terrible voyage at 
an end. They missed Juan Fernandez by one of 
those mistakes which come in with bewildering cer- 
tainty at such moments of desperation to enhance all 
sufferings. " The Commodore himself was strongly 
persuaded that he saw it," but, overpowered by the 
scepticism of his officers, changed his course in over- 
precaution. Then at last the high hearts of the ex- 
pedition gave way. The water was failing, to add to 
all the rest ; men were dying five and six every day. 
" A general dejection prevailed among us," says the 

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historian. It was at this moment, when hope and 
heart were wellnigh gone, that the island of their 
hopes, all smiling in the sullen seas, with soft woods 
and grassy slopes and sweet streams of running water, 
suddenly burst like a glimpse of paradise upon their 
hungering eyes. 

Nothing can be more touching than the sober, 
simple story, as it describes this deliverance out of 
despair. The feeble creatures, to whom water had 
become the first of luxuries, hastened on deck as fast 
as their tottering limbs would carry them, to gaze 
with eyes athirst at a great cascade of living water 
flinging itself, with the wantonness of nature, over a 
rock a hundred feet high into the sea. The first boat 
sent on shore brought back heaps of grass, having no 
time to search for better vegetables. The spectre 
crew were four hours at work, with the assistance of 
all the ghosts from below who could keep their feeble 
legs, to raise the cable, when it was necessary to 
change their anchorage, and could not manage it 
with all their united strength. But yet the haven 
was reached, the tempest over for the moment. The 
ship had but settled to her moorings when a tiny sail 
bore bravely up upon the newly arrived, and proved 
to be the Trial 9 valorous little sloop, which had held 
its own against all the dangers encountered by the 
Centurion, and now found its way to the trys ting- 
place, with only its captain, lieutenant, and three 
men able to stand by the sails. A fortnight later, 
some of the sailors, gazing out from a height upon 
the sea, saw, or fancied they saw, another sail faintly 
beating about the horizon. In five days more it 
appeared again, making feeble futile attempts to 
enter the safe shelter in which Anson lay. The 
watchful Commodore sent out instant help, risking 
his boats and refreshed convalescent men to save his 
consort, and by this timely help kept them alive, 

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until, after three weeks or more of fruitless attempts, 
the Gloucester at last got into the bay, having lost 
three-fourths of her crew. Three weather-beaten 
hulks, with torn sails and broken masts ; three groups 
of worn-out men escaped as from the dead, looked 
each other in the face in this lull of fate. With the 
whisper of the soft woods in their ears, and delicious 
noise and tinkle of running water, instead of the roar- 
ing of the winds and the sea, what salutations, from 
the edge of the grave, must have been theirs ! The 
brave Commodore set to work, without the loss of an 
hour, to remove the sick to shore : not a man among 
them laboured harder than he, the leader, and his 
officers followed his example, willingly or unwillingly. 
From one vessel after another the helpless and suffer- 
ing were landed, to be healed and soothed out of 
their miseries. Green things of better quality than 
grass, and fresh fish, and flesh of goats, and new- 
made bread, consoled the worn-out wretches, and 
rest stole into the souls of the almost lost. Anson 
for his own part, with a touch of sentiment which 
speaks out of the utter silence in which he is content 
to leave himself, with a power beyond that of words, 
chose for himself an idyllic resting-place in this 
moment of repose. 

" I despair of conveying an adequate idea of its 
beauty/' says our Chaplain who, let us hope, 
shared it with his master. " The piece of ground 
that he chose was a small lawn that lay on a 
little ascent, at the distance of about half a mile 
from the sea. In the front of his tent there was a 
large avenue cut through the woods to the seaside, 
which, sloping to the water with a gentle descent, 
opened a prospect of the bay and the ships at anchor. 
This lawn was screened behind by a tall wood of 
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. . . There were, besides, two streams of crystal 
water which ran on the right and left of the tent, 
within one hundred yards' distance, and were shaded 
by the trees which skirted the lawn on either side." 

He thinks some faint idea of " the elegance of this 
situation " may be gleaned from a print which, un- 
fortunately, is not to be found in the edition before 
us. A certain suppressed poetry of mind must have 
been in the man who, after such desperate encounter 
with primitive dangers, pitched his lonely tent be- 
tween those running rills, with the bay and his ships 
at anchor softly framed at his feet by the sweet 
myrtle boughs. Does not the reader hear the sudden 
hush in the stormy strain 

" A sound as of a hidden brook, 
In the leafy month of June." 

With what a profound harmony does 'this momentary 
vision of repose and tender quiet fall into the tale, 
all ajar with the danger of warring winds and waves ! 
While Anson was drawing this breath of tran- 
quillity and health, and taking up again, undismayed, 
the thread of his plans against the enemy, the other 
admiral, Vernon, with his splendid fleet and arma- 
ment, had collapsed all into nothing. Long before, 
indeed, in April, while dauntless Anson, without a 
thought of turning back in his mind, was going 
through his agony round Cape Horn, the struggle 
was over for that rival who had outshone, outnum- 
bered, and swallowed up his poor little expedition. 
The big fleet which sailed amid the cheers of England 
had beat back, all broken, disgraced, and discomfited, 
to Jamaica driven miserably away from before the 
face of that old Spanish foreshadowing of a grim 
Sebastopol, known as Carthagena ere our little 
squadron painfully got itself together in the bay, 

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at Juan Fernandez. Our Commodore, of course, 
could know nothing of that disaster, and indeed was 
still pondering in his mind how even yet, even now, 
his ragged shipwrecked band might carry something 
home to balance the conquests of those rustling 
gallants. Never could a greater contrast have been ; 
and it was well for England that the chief seaman of 
so critical an age was not poor popular Vernon re- 
criminating with his General at Jamaica, but Anson, 
musing alone on the island lawn, just out of the jaws 
of death, planning a thousand daring adventures, 
with his eyes fixed on the deceitful quiet of that 
Southern Sea. 

MRS. OLIPHANT 



THE PUNISHMENT OF SHAHPESH, THE 
PERSIAN, ON KHIPIL, THE BUILDER 

THEY relate that Shahpesh, the Persian, com- 
manded the building of a palace, and Khipil was his 
builder. The work lingered from the first year of 
the reign of Shahpesh even to his fourth. One day 
Shahpesh went to the riverside where it stood, to 
inspect it. Khipil was sitting on a marble slab among 
the stones and blocks ; round him stretched lazily the 
masons and stonecutters and slaves of burden ; and 
they with the curve of humorous enjoyment on their 
lips, for he was reciting to them adventures, inter- 
spersed with anecdotes and recitations and poetic in- 
stances, as was his wont. They were like pleased 
flocks whom the shepherd hath led to a pasture 
freshened with brooks, there to feed indolently ; he, 
the shepherd, in the midst. 

Now, the King said to him, " O Khipil, show me 
my palace where it standeth, for I desire to gratify 
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Khipil abased himself before Shahpesh, and an- 
swered, " Tis even here, O King of the age, where 
thou delightest the earth with thy foot and the ear 
of thy slave with sweetness. Surely a site of vantage, 
one that dominateth earth, air, and water, which is 
the builder's first and chief requisition for a noble 
palace, a palace to fill foreign kings and sultans with 
the distraction of envy ; and it is, O Sovereign of the 
time, a site, this site I have chosen, to occupy the 
tongues of travellers and awaken the flights of poets ! " 

Shahpesh smiled and said, " The site is good ! I 
laud the site ! Likewise I laud the wisdom of Ebn 
Busrac, where he exclaims : 

" ' Be sure, where Virtue faileth to appear, 
For her a gorgeous mansion men will rear ; 
And day and night her praises will be heard, 
Where never yet she spake a single word.' " 

Then said he, " O Khipil, my builder, there was 
once a farm-servant that, having neglected in the 
seed-time to sow, took to singing the richness of his 
soil when it was harvest, in proof of which he dis- 
played the abundance of weeds that coloured the land 
everywhere. Discover to me now the completeness of 
my halls and apartments, I pray thee, O Khipil, and 
be the excellence of thy construction made visible 
to me ! " 

Quoth Khipil, " To hear is to obey." 

He conducted Shahpesh among the unfinished 
saloons and imperfect courts and roofless rooms, and 
by half-erected obelisks, and columns pierced and 
chipped, of the palace of his building. And he was 
bewildered at the words spoken by Shahpesh ; but 
now the King exalted him, and admired the perfec- 
tion of his craft, the greatness of his labour, the 
speediness of his construction, his assiduity ; feigning 
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Presently they went up winding balusters to a 
marble terrace, and the King said, " Such is thy de- 
votion and constancy in toil, O Khipil, that thou shalt 
walk before me here." 

He then commanded Khipil to precede him, and 
Khipil was heightened with the honour. When Khipil 
had paraded a short space he stopped quickly, and 
said to Shahpesh, " Here is, as it chanceth, a gap, O 
King ! and we can go no further this way." 

Shahpesh said, " All is perfect, and it is my will thou 
delay not to advance." 

Khipil cried, " The gap is wide, O mighty King, 
and manifest, and it is an incomplete part of thy 
palace." 

Then said Shahpesh, " O Khipil, I see no dis- 
tinction between one part and another ; excellent are 
all parts in beauty and proportion, and there can be 
no part incomplete in this palace that occupieth the 
builder four years in its building : so advance, do my 
bidding." 

Khipil yet hesitated, for the gap was of many strides, 
and at the bottom of the gap was a deep water, and 
he one that knew not the motion of swimming. But 
Shahpesh ordered his guard to point their arrows in 
the direction of Khipil, and Khipil stepped forward 
hurriedly, and fell in the gap, and was swallowed by 
the water below. When he rose the second time, 
succour reached him, and he was drawn to land 
trembling, his teeth chattering. And Shahpesh 
praised him, and said, " This is an apt contrivance 
for a bath, Khipil, O my builder ! well conceived ; 
one that taketh by surprise ; and it shall be thy 
reward daily when much talking hath fatigued 
thee." 

Then he bade Khipil lead him to the hall of state. 
And when they were there Shahpesh said, " For a 
privilege, and as a mark of my approbation, I give 

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thee permission to sit in the marble chair of yonder 
throne, even in my presence, O Khipil." 

Khipil said, " Surely, O King, the chair is not yet 
executed." 

And Shahpesh exclaimed, " If this be so, thou art 
but the length of thy measure on the ground, O talka- 
tive one ! " 

Khipil said, " Nay, 'tis not so, O King of splen- 
dours ! blind that I am ! yonder's indeed the 
chair." 

And Khipil feared the King, and went to the place 
where the chair should be, and bent his body in a 
sitting posture, eyeing the King, and made pretence 
to sit in the chair of Shahpesh, as in conspiracy to 
amuse his master. 

Then said Shahpesh, " For a token that I approve 
thy execution of the chair, thou shalt be honoured by 
remaining seated in it up to the hour of noon ; but 
move thou to the right or to the left, showing thy soul 
insensible of the honour done thce, transfixed thou 
shalt be with twenty arrows and five." 

The King then left him with a guard of twenty-five 
of his body-guard ; and they stood around him with 
bent bows, so that Khipil dared not move from his 
sitting posture. And the masons and the people 
crowded to see Khipil sitting on his master's chair, 
for it became rumoured about. When they beheld 
him sitting upon nothing, and he trembling to stir 
for fear of the loosening of the arrows, they laughed so 
that they rolled upon the floor of the hall, and the 
echoes of laughter were a thousandfold. Surely the 
arrows of the guards swayed with the laughter that 
shook them. 

Now, when the time had expired for his sitting in 
the chair, Shahpesh returned to him, and he was 
cramped, pitiable to see ; and Shahpesh said, " Thou 
hast been exalted above men, O Khipil ! for that 

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thou didst execute for thy master has been found 
fitting for thee." 

Then he bade Khipil lead the way to the noble 
gardens of dalliance and pleasure that he had planted 
and contrived. And Khipil went in that state de- 
scribed by the poet, when we go draggingly, with 
remonstrating members, 

" Knowing a dreadful strength behind, 
And a dark fate before." 

They came to the gardens, and behold, these were 
full of weeds and nettles, the fountains dry, no tree 
to be seen a desert. And Shahpesh cried, " This is 
indeed of admirable design, O Khipil ! Feelest thou 
not the coolness of the fountains ? their refreshing- 
ness ? Truly I am grateful to thee ! And these 
flowers, pluck me now a handful, and tell me of their 
perfume." 

Khipil plucked a handful of the nettles that were 
there in the place of flowers, and put his nose to them 
before Shahpesh, till his nose was reddened ; and 
desire to rub it waxed in him, and possessed him, and 
became a passion, so that he could scarce refrain 
from rubbing it even in the King's presence. And 
the King encouraged him to sniff and enjoy their 
fragrance, repeating the poet's words : 

" Me thinks I am a lover and a child, 
A little child and happy lover, both ! 
When by the breath of flowers I am beguiled 
From sense of pain, and lulled in odorous sloth. 
So I adore them, and that no mistress sweet 
Seems worthier of the love which they awake : 
In innocence and beauty more complete, 
Was never maiden cheek in morning lake. 
Oh, while I live, surround me with fresh flowers 
Oh, when I die, then bury me in their bowers ! " 
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And the King said, " What sayest thou, O my 
builder ? that is a fair quotation, applicable to thy 
feelings, one that expresseth them ? " 

Khipil answered, " 'Tis eloquent, O great King ! 
comprehensiveness would be its portion, but that it 
alludeth not to the delight of chafing." 

Then Shahpesh laughed, and cried, " Chafe not ! 
it is an ill thing and a hideous ! This nosegay, O 
Khipil, it is for thee to present to thy mistress. Truly 
she will receive thee well after its presentation ! I will 
have it now sent in thy name, with word that thou 
followest quickly. And for thy nettled nose, surely if 
the whim seize thee that thou desirest its chafing, 
to thy neighbour is permitted what to thy hand is 
refused." 

The King set a guard upon Khipil to see that his 
orders were executed, and appointed a time for him 
to return to the gardens. 

At the hour indicated Khipil stood before Shahpesh 
again. He was pale, saddened ; his tongue drooped 
like the tongue of a heavy bell, that when it soundeth 
giveth forth mournful sounds only : he had also the 
look of one battered with many beatings. So the 
King said, " How of the presentation of the flowers 
of thy culture, O Khipil ? " 

He answered, " Surely, O King, she received me 
with wrath, and I am shamed by her." 

And the King said, " How of my clemency in the 
matter of the chafing ? " 

Khipil answered, " O King of splendours I made 
petition to my neighbours whom I met, accosting 
them civilly and with imploring, for I ached to chafe 
and it was the very raging thirst of desire to chafe 
that was mine, devouring eagerness for solace of 
chafing. And they chafed me, O King ; yet not in 
those parts which throbbed for the chafing, but in 
those which abhorred it." 

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Then Shahpesh smiled and said, " 'Tis certain that 
the magnanimity of monarchs is as the rain that falleth, 
the sun that shineth : and in this spot it fertilizeth 
richness ; in that encourage th rankness. So art thou 
but a weed, O Khipil ! and my grace is thy chastise- 
ment." 

Now, the King ceased not persecuting Khipil, under 
pretence of doing him honour and heaping favours 
on him. Three days and three nights was Khipil 
gasping without water, compelled to drink of the 
drought of the fountain, as an honour at the hands of 
the King. And he was seven days and seven nights 
made to stand with stretched arms, as they were the 
branches of a tre^, in each hand a pomegranate. And 
Shahpesh brought the people of his court to regard 
the wondrous pomegranate-shoot planted by Khipil, 
very wondrous, and a new sort, worthy the gardens 
of a King. So the wisdom of the King was applauded, 
and men wotted he knew how to punish offences in 
coin, by the punishment inflicted on Khipil, the 
builder. Before that time his affairs had languished, 
and the currents of business instead of flowing had be- 
come stagnant pools. It was the fashion to do as did 
Khipil, and fancy the tongue a constructor rather than 
a commentator ; and there is a doom upon that 
people and that man which runneth to seed in gabble, 
as the poet says in his wisdom : 

" If thou wouldst be famous, and rich in splendid 

fruits, 

Leave to bloom the flower of things, and dig 
among the roots." 

Truly after Khipil's punishment there were few in 
the dominions of Shahpesh who sought to win the 
honours bestowed by him on gabblers and idlers : as 
again the poet : 

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" When to loquacious fools with patience rare 
I listen, I have thoughts of KhipiPs chair: 
His bath, his nosegay, and his fount I see 
Himself stretch J d out as a pomegranate- tree. 
And that I am not Shahpesh I regret, 
So to inmesh the babbler in his net. 
Well is that wisdom worthy to be sung, 
Which raised the Palace of the Wagging Tongue ! " 

And whoso is punished after the fashion of Shahpesh, 
the Persian, on Khipil, the Builder, is said to be one 
" in the Palace of the Wagging Tongue " to this time. 

GEORGE MEREDITH 



THE MOCK TURTLE'S STORY 

" ONCE," said the Mock Turtle at last, with a deep 
sigh, " I was a real Turtle." 

These words were followed by a very long silence, 
broken only by an occasional exclamation of 
" Hjckrrh ! " from the Gryphon, and the constant 
heavy sobbing of the Mock Turtle. Alice was very 
nearly getting up and saying " Thank you, sir, for 
your interesting story," but she could not help think- 
ing there must be more to come, so she sat still and 
said nothing. 

" When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on 
at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now 
and then, " we went to school in the sea. The master 
was an old Turtle we used to call him Tortoise " 

" Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one ? " 
Alice asked. 

" We called him Tortoise because he taught us," 
said the Mock Turtle angrily : " really you are very 
dull ! " 

" You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking 
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such a simple question," added the Gryphon ; and 
then they both sat silent and looked at poor Alice, 
who felt ready to sink into the earth. At last the 
Gryphon said to the Mock Turtle, " Drive on, old 
fellow ! Don't be all day about it ! " and he went on 
in these words : 

" Yes, we went to school in the sea, though you 
mayn't believe it " 

" I never said I didn't ! " interrupted Alice. 

" You did," said the Mock Turtle. 

" Hold your tongue ! " added the Gryphon, before 
Alice could speak again. The Mock Turtle went 
on : 

" We had the best of educations in fact, we went 
to school every day " 

" Pve been to a day-school, too," said Alice ; 
" you needn't be so proud as all that." 

" With extras ? " asked the Mock Turtle a little 
anxiously. 

" Yes," said Alice, " we learned French and music." 

" And washing ? " said the Mock Turtle. 

" Certainly not ! " said Alice indignantly. 

" Ah ! then yours wasn't a really good school," 
said the Mock Turtle in a tone of great relief. " Now 
at ours they had at the end of the bill, ' French, music, 
and washing extra.' " 

" You couldn't have wanted it much," said Alice ; 
" living at the bottom of the sea." 

" I couldn't afford to learn it," said the Mock 
Turtle with a sigh. " I only took the regular course." 

" What was that ? " inquired Alice. 

" Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with," 
the Mock Turtle replied ; " and then the different 
branches of Arithmetic Ambition, Distraction, Ugli- 
fication, and Derision." 

" I never heard of * Uglification,' " Alice ventured 
to say. " What is it ? " 

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The Gryphon lifted up both its paws in surprise. 
" Never heard of uglifying ! " it exclaimed. " You 
know what to beautify is, I suppose ? " 

" Yes," said Alice doubtfully : " it means to 
make anything prettier. ' 3 

" Well, then," the Gryphon went on, " if you don't 
know what to uglify is, you are a simpleton." 

Alice did not feel encouraged to ask any more 
questions about it, so she turned to the Mock Turtle, 
and said, " What else had you to learn ? " 

" Well, there was Mystery," the Mock Turtle 
replied, counting off the subjects on his flappers, 
" Mystery, ancient and modern, with Scaography : 
then Drawling the Drawling-master was an old 
conger-eel, that used to come once a week : he 
taughtus Drawling, Stretching, and Fainting in Coils." 

" What was that like ? " said Alice. 

" Well, I can't show it you myself," the Mock 
Turtle said : "I'm too stiff. And the Gryphon never 
learnt it." 

" Hadn't time," said the Gryphon : " I went to the 
Classical master, though. He was an old crab, he 
was." 

" I never went to him," the Mock Turtle said with 
a sigh : "he taught Laughing and Grief, they used 
to say." 

" So he did, so he did," said the Gryphon, sighing in 
his turn : and both creatures hid their faces in their 
paws. 

" And how many hours a day did you do lessons ? " 
said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. 

" Ten hours the first day," said the Mock Turtle : 
" nine the next, and so on." 

" What a curious plan ! " exclaimed Alice. 

" That's the reason they're called lessons," the 
Gryphon remarked : " because they lessen from day 
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This was quite a new idea to Alice, and she thought 
it over a little before she made her next remark. 
" Then the eleventh day must have been a holiday." 

" Of course it was," said the Mock Turtle. 

" And how did you manage on the twelfth ? " 
Alice went on eagerly. 

" That's enough about lessons," the Gryphon in- 
terrupted in a very decided tone. 

LEWIS CARROLL 



THE RIGHTS OF ANIMALS 

IT will be seen from the foregoing chapters that the 
Erewhonians are a meek and long-suffering people, 
easily led by the nose, and quick to offer up common 
sense at the shrine of logic, when a philosopher arises 
among them, who carries them away through his 
reputation for especial learning, or by convincing them 
that their existing institutions are not based on the 
strictest principles of morality. 

The series of revolutions on which I shall now 
briefly touch shows this even more plainly than the 
way (already dealt with) in which at a later date they 
cut their throats in the matter of machinery ; for if 
the second of the two reformers of whom I am about 
to speak had had his way or rather the way that he 
professed to have the whole race would have died 
of starvation within a twelvemonth. Happily com- 
mon sense, though she is by nature the gentlest crea- 
ture living, when she feels the knife at her throat, is 
apt to develop unexpected powers of resistance, and 
to send doctrinaires flying, even when they have bound 
her down and think they have her at their mercy. 
What happened, so far as I could collect it from the 
best authorities, was as follows : 

Some two thousand five hundred years ago the 
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Erewhonians were still uncivilised, and lived by hunt- 
ing, fishing, a rude system of agriculture, and plunder- 
ing such few other nations as they had not yet com- 
pletely conquered. They had no schools or systems 
of philosophy, but by a kind of dog-knowledge did that 
which was right in their own eyes and in those of 
their neighbours ; the common sense, therefore, of the 
public being as yet unvitiated, crime and disease were 
looked upon much as they are in other countries. 

But with the gradual advance of civilisation and 
increase in material prosperity, people began to ask 
questions about things that they had hitherto taken as 
matters of course, and one old gentleman, who had 
great influence over them by reason of the sanctity 
of his life, and his supposed inspiration by an unseen 
power, whose existence was now beginning to be felt, 
took it into his head to disquiet himself about the 
rights of animals a question that so far had disturbed 
nobody. 

All prophets are more or less fussy, and this old 
gentleman seems to have been one of the more fussy 
ones. Being maintained at the public expense, he had 
ample leisure, and not content with limiting his atten- 
tion to the rights of animals, he wanted to reduce right 
and wrong to rules, to consider the foundations of duty 
and of good and evil, and otherwise to put all sorts of 
matters on a logical basis, which people whose time 
is money are content to accept on no basis at all. 

As a matter of course, the basis on which he decided 
that duty could alone rest was one that afforded no 
standing-room for many of the old-established habits 
of the people. These, he assured them, were all 
wrong, and whenever anyone ventured to differ from 
him, he referred the matter to the unseen power with 
which he alone was in direct communication, and the 
unseen power invariably assured him that he was right. 
As regards the rights of animals he taught as follows : 

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" You know," he said, " how wicked it is of you to 
kill one another. Once upon a time your forefathers 
made no scruple about not only killing, but also eating 
their relations. No one would now go back to such 
detestable practices, for it is notorious that we have 
lived much more happily since they were abandoned. 
From this increased prosperity we may confidently 
deduce the maxim that we should not kill and eat our 
fellow-creatures. I have consulted the higher power 
by whom you know that I am inspired, and he has 
assured me that this conclusion is irrefragable. 

" Now it cannot be denied that sheep, cattle, deer, 
birds, and fishes are our fellow-creatures. They differ 
from us in some respects, but those in which they differ 
are few and secondary, while those that they have in 
common with us are many and essential. My friends, 
if it was wrong of you to kill and eat your fellow-men, 
it is wrong also to kill and eat fish, flesh, and fowl. 
Birds, beasts, and fishes have as full a right to live 
as long as they can unmolested by man, as man has to 
live unmolested by his neighbours. These words, let 
me again assure you, are not mine, but those of the 
higher power which inspires me. 

" I grant," he continued, " that animals molest 
one another, and that some of them go so far as to 
molest man, but I have yet to learn that we should 
model our conduct on that of the lower animals. 
We should endeavour, rather, to instruct them, and 
bring them to a better mind. To kill a tiger, for 
example, who has lived on the flesh of men and 
women whom he has killed, is to reduce ourselves to 
the level of the tiger, and is unworthy of people who 
seek to be guided by the highest principles in all, both 
their thoughts and actions. 

" The unseen power who has revealed himself to 
me alone among you, has told me to tell you that you 
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habits of your ancestors. If, as you believe, you know 
better than they, you should do better. He com- 
mands you, therefore, to refrain from killing any living 
being for the sake of eating it. The only animal food 
that you may eat, is the flesh of any birds, beasts, or 
fishes that you may come upon as having died a 
natural death, or any that may have been born pre- 
maturely, or so deformed that it is a mercy to put 
them out of their pain ; you may also eat all such 
animals as have committed suicide. As regards 
vegetables you may eat all those that will let you eat 
them with impunity." 

So wisely and so well did the old prophet argue, 
and so terrible were the threats he hurled at those who 
should disobey him, that in the end he carried the 
more highly educated part of the people with him, 
and presently the poorer classes followed suit, or pro- 
fessed to do so. Having seen the triumph of his prin- 
ciples, he was gathered to his fathers, and no doubt 
entered at once into full communion with that unseen 
power whose favour he had already so pre-eminently 
enjoyed. 

He had not, however, been dead very long, before 
some of his more ardent disciples took it upon them to 
better the instruction of their master. The old prophet 
had allowed the use of eggs and milk, but his disciples 
decided that to eat a fresh egg was to destroy a 
potential chicken, and that this came to much the 
same as murdering a live one. Stale eggs, if it was 
quite certain that they were too far gone to be able 
to be hatched, were grudgingly permitted, but all 
eggs offered for sale had to be submitted to an in- 
spector, who, on being satisfied that they were addled, 
would label them " Laid not less than three months " 
from the date, whatever it might happen to be. These 
eggs, I need hardly say, were only used in puddings, 
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was urgently required. Milk was forbidden inasmuch 
as it could not be obtained without robbing some calf 
of its natural sustenance, and thus endangering its life. 

It will be easily believed that at first there were many 
who gave the new rules outward observance, but 
embraced every opportunity of indulging secretly in 
those flesh-pots to which they had been accustomed. 
It was found that animals were continually dying 
natural deaths under more or less suspicious circum- 
stances. Suicidal mania, again, which had hitherto 
been confined exclusively to donkeys, became alarm- 
ingly prevalent even among such for the most self- 
respecting creatures as sheep and cattle. It was 
astonishing how some of these unfortunate animals 
would scent out a butcher's knife if there was one within 
a mile of them, and run right up against it if the butcher 
did not get it out of their way in time. 

Dogs, again, that had been quite law-abiding as 
regards domestic poultry, tame rabbits, sucking pigs, 
or sheep and lambs, suddenly took to breaking beyond 
the control of their masters, and killing anything that 
they were told not to touch. It was held that any 
animal killed by a dog had died a natural death, for 
it was the dog's nature to kill things, and he had only 
refrained from molesting farmyard creatures hitherto 
because his nature had been tampered with. Unfor- 
tunately the more these unruly tendencies became 
developed, the more the common people seemed to 
delight in breeding the very animals that would put 
temptation in the dog's way. There is little doubt, 
in fact, that they were deliberately evading the law ; 
but whether this was so or no they sold or ate every- 
thing their dogs had killed. 

Evasion was more difficult in the case of the larger 
animals, for the magistrates could not wink at all the 
pretended suicides of pigs, sheep, and cattle that were 
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and a few convictions had a very terrorising effect 
whereas in the case of animals killed by a dog, the 
marks of the dog's teeth could be seen, and it was 
practically impossible to prove malice on the part of 
the owner of the dog. 

Another fertile source of disobedience to the law 
was furnished by a decision of one of the judges that 
raised a great outcry among the more fervent disciples 
of the old prophet. The judge held that it was lawful 
to kill any animal in self-defence, and that such con- 
duct was so natural on the part of a man who found 
himself attacked, that the attacking creature should be 
held to have died a natural death. The High Vege- 
tarians had indeed good reason to be alarmed, for 
hardly had this decision become generally known 
before a number of animals, hitherto harmless, took 
to attacking their owners with such ferocity that it 
became necessary to put them to a natural death. 
Again, it was quite common at that time to see the 
carcase of a calf, lamb, or kid exposed for sale with a 
label from the inspector certifying that it had been 
killed in self-defence. Sometimes even the carcase 
of a lamb or calf was exposed as " warranted still- 
born," when it presented every appearance of having 
enjoyed at least a month of life. 

As for the flesh of animals that had bona fide died a 
natural death, the permission to eat it was nugatory, 
for it was generally eaten by some other animal 
before man got hold of it ; or failing this it was often 
poisonous, so that practically people were forced to 
evade the law by some of the means above spoken of, 
or to become vegetarians. This last alternative was 
so little to the taste of the Erewhonians, that the laws 
against killing animals were falling into desuetude, 
and would very likely have been repealed, but for 
the breaking out of a pestilence, which was ascribed 
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ness of the people in the matter of eating forbidden 
flesh. On this, there was a reaction ; stringent laws 
were passed, forbidding the use of meat in any form or 
shape, and permitting no food but grain, fruits, and 
vegetables to be sold in shops and markets. These 
laws were enacted about two hundred years after the 
death of the old prophet who had first unsettled 
people's minds about the rights of animals ; but 
they had hardly been passed before people again 
began to break them. 

I was told that the most painful consequence of all 
this folly did not lie in the fact that law-abiding people 
had to go without animal food many nations do this 
and seem none the worse, and even in flesh-eating 
countries such as Italy, Spain, and Greece, the poor 
seldom see meat from year's end to year's end. The 
mischief lay in the jar which undue prohibition gave 
to the consciences of all but those who were strong 
enough to know that though conscience as a rule boons, 
it can also bane. The awakened conscience of an 
individual will often lead him to do things in haste 
that he had better have left undone, but the con- 
science of a nation awakened by a respectable old 
gentleman who has an unseen power up his sleeve 
will pave hell with a vengeance. 

Young people were told that it was a sin to do what 
their fathers had done unhurt for centuries ; those, 
moreover, who preached to them about the enormity 
of eating meat, were an unattractive academic folk, 
and though they over-awed all but the bolder youths, 
there were few who did not in their hearts dislike 
them. However much the young person might be 
shielded, he soon got to know that men and women 
of the world often far nicer people than the prophets 
who preached abstention continually spoke sneer- 
ingly of the new doctrinaire laws, and were believed 
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so openly. Small wonder, then, that the more human 
among the student classes were provoked by the touch- 
not, taste-not, handle-not precepts of their rulers, into 
questioning much that they would otherwise have 
unhesitatingly accepted. 

One sad story is on record about a young man of 
promising amiable disposition, but cursed with more 
conscience than brains, who had been told by his 
doctor (for as I have above said disease was not yet 
held to be criminal) that he ought to eat meat, law or 
no law. He was much shocked and for some time re- 
fused to comply with what he deemed the unrighteous 
advice given him by his doctor ; at last, however, 
finding that he grew weaker and weaker, he stole 
secretly on a dark night into one of those dens in 
which meat was surreptitiously sold, and bought a 
pound of prime steak. He took it home, cooked it in 
his bedroom, when every one in the house had gone 
to rest, ate it, and though he could hardly sleep for 
remorse and shame, felt so much better next morning 
that he hardly knew himself. 

Three or four days later, he again found himself 
irresistibly drawn to this same den. Again he bought 
a pound of steak, again he cooked and ate it, and again, 
in spite of much mental torture, on the following morn- 
ing felt himself a different man. To cut the story 
short, though he never went beyond the bounds of 
moderation, it preyed upon his mind that he should 
be drifting, as he certainly was, into the ranks of the 
habitual law-breakers. 

All the time his health kept on improving, and 
though he felt sure that he owed this to the beef- 
steaks, the better he became in body, the more his 
conscience gave him no rest ; two voices were for 
ever ringing in his ears the one saying, " I am. Com- 
mon Sense and Nature ; heed me, and I will reward 
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the other voice said : " Let not that plausible spirit 
lure you to your ruin. I am Duty ; heed me, and 
I will reward you as I rewarded your fathers before 
you." 

Sometimes he even seemed to see the faces of the 
speakers. Common Sense looked so easy, genial, and 
serene, so frank and fearless, that do what he might 
he could not mistrust her ; but as he was on the point 
of following her, he would be checked by the austere 
face of Duty, so grave, but yet so kindly ; and it cut 
him to the heart that from time to time he should see 
her turn pitying away from him as he followed after 
her rival. 

The poor boy continually thought of the better 
class of his fellow-students, and tried to model his 
conduct on what he thought was theirs. " They," 
he said to himself, " eat a beefsteak ? Never." But 
they most of them ate one now and again, unless it 
was a mutton chop that tempted them. And they 
used him for a model much as he did them. " He," 
they would say to themselves, " eat a mutton chop? 
Never." One night, however, he was followed by 
one of the authorities, who was always prowling about 
in search of law-breakers, and was caught coming out 
of the den with half a shoulder of mutton concealed 
about his person. On this, even though he had not 
been put in prison, he would have been sent away 
with his prospects in life irretrievably ruined ; he 
therefore hanged himself as soon as he got home. 

SAMUEL BUTLER 



THE HAPPY THINKER IS CALLED 

SECOND day at Boodels. 6.30 A.M. exact time. It's 
wonderful to me how Boodels (of Boodels) manages 
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to bed at 3.20. He does do it, with a horn, too, which 
he comes to my bedside and blows (his idea of hearty 
fun !) and with dogs, which he brings into one's room. 
I didn't see the animals last night ; now I do. I 
don't like them at least, in my bedroom. There's 
one Skye, a black-and-tan, a pug, and an undecided 
terrier. He explains that two of 'em always sleep in 
his room, and he then makes them jump on my bed. 

Happy Thought. Always lock your bedroom door, 
on account of sleep-walkers. I recollect a story of a 
monk stabbing a mattress, and somebody going mad 
afterwards, which shows how necessary it is to lock 
the door of your cell. At all events, it keeps out any 
one with a horn, and dogs. 

6.35. Boodels says (while dogs are scampering 
about), " Lovely morning, old boy," and pulls up 
my blinds. I like to find out it's a lovely morning 
for myself, and pull up my own blinds, or else I get 
a headache. The undecided terrier and the pug are 
growling at what they can see of me above the counter- 
pane. I try (playfully, of course, because Boodels is 
my host) to kick them off, but they only snap at my 
toes. Boodels says, " They think they're rats. Ah, 
they're as sensible as Christians, when they know you." 
They don't know me, however, and go on taking my 
toes for rats. 

6.35 to 6.45. Boodels says, " We'll have a little air, 
eh ? " and opens both windows. He says, " There, 
that's better." I reply, " Yes, that's better," and 
turn on my side, trying to imagine, by shutting my 
eyes, that Boodels, with dogs, is not in the room. 

Happy Thought (made in my note-book suddenly under 
the clothes. Always have note-book under my pillow 9 while 
collecting materials.) " Poodles " rhymes to " Boodles." 

He then says, examining his horn, " This is how 
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they get you up in Switzerland ; " and then he blows 
it by way of illustration. He says, " That wouldn't 
come in badly in an entertainment, would it ? " He 
suggests that it would come in capitally when I give 
a public reading. At this point, the voice of James, 
the footman, summons the dogs below. Rush 
scamper rush avalanche of dogs heard tumbling 
downstairs. 

Boodels says, "James always feeds 'em." I reply, 
sleepily, " Very kind." Boodel says, " What ? " I 
answer, rather louder, that " it's very kind," and keep 
my eyes shut. Boodels won't take a hint. He goes 
on " Look at this horn ! ain't it a rum J un ? " and 
I am obliged to open my eyes again. I ask him, 
feebly, " where he got it ? " Boodels says " What ? " 
(I begin to think he's deaf.) And I have to repeat, 
" Where did you get it ? " He then begins a story 
about a fellow in Switzerland, who, etc., which I lose 
about the middle, and am recalled to consciousness 
by his shaking the pillow, and saying " Hi ! Hi ! 
You're asleep ! " I explain, as if hurt by the insinua- 
tion, " No, only thinking." Whereupon Boodels says, 
" Ought to think about getting up." [This is what 
he calls being happy at a repartee. I find he rather 
prides himself on this.] " Breakfast in half an hour ? " 
I say, " Yes, in half an hour," lazily. He is silent for 
a minute. I doze. He then says, " What ? " And I 
repeat, more lazily, to show him I've no idea of get- 
ting up yet awhile, " Yes, in half an hour." Boodels 
goes away. I doze. He reappears, to ask me some 

question which begins, " Oh, do you think that " 

But he changes his mind, and says, " Ah, well, it 
doesn't matter ! " adding, in a tone of remonstrance 
" You're not getting up ! " and disappears again, 
leaving, as I afterwards found, the door open. 

I doze * * * * Something in my room. I look, in- 
quiringly, over the side of the bed. A bulldog, alone ! 

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White, with bandy legs, a black muzzle, and showing 
his teeth : what a fancier, I believe, would call a 
beauty. Don't know how to treat bulldogs. Wish 
Boodels would shut the door when he goes out. I 
look at the dog. The dog doesn't stir but twitches 
his nostrils up and down. I never saw a dog do that 
before. I say to myself, in order to inspirit myself, 
" He can't make me out." I really don't like to get 
up while he's there. 

Happy Thought. To keep my eye on him, sternly. 
He keeps his eye more sternly on me. Failure. 

Happy Thought. To pat the bed-clothes and say 
" Poor old boy, then ! Did um, a poor old fellow, 
then ! a leetle mannikin, then ; a poo' little chappy 
man, then " and other endearing expressions : his 
eye still on me unflinchingly. Then in a laudatory 
tone, " He was a fine dog then, he was ! " and en- 
couragingly, " Old boy, then ! old fellow ! " His 
eye is mistrustful ; bulldogs never growl when they're 
going to fly at you ; he doesn't growl. 

Happy Thought. If you hit a bulldog over the front 
legs, he's done. If not, I suppose you're done. [This 
for my chapter, in Typical Developments, on " Nature's 
Defences." If you wound a lion in his forepaw, he'll 
come up to you. On second thought, p'raps, he'd 
come up to you if you didn't. Bulldogs always spring 
at your throat. If in bed, you can avoid that by 
getting under the clothes. 

Happy Thought. One ought always to have a bell 
by the bed in case of robbers, and a pistol. 

7.45. The dog has been here for a quarter of an 
hour and I can't get up. Willks, the butler, appears 
with my clothes and hot water. The dog welcomes 
him so do I, gratefully. He says, " Got Grip up here 

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with you, Sir ? He don't hoffen make friends with 
strangers." I say, without explanation, " Fine dog, 
that," as if I'd had him brought to my room to be 
admired. Willks, the butler, informs me that " Master 
wouldn't take forty pounds for that dog, Sir " ; and 
I say, with surprise, " Wouldn't he ? " Butler repeats, 
" No, Sir, not forty pounds he's been offered thirty." 
Whereupon, finding I've been on a wrong tack (N.B. 
Never be on a wrong tack with the butler), I observe, 
knowingly, as if I was making a bargain, " Ah, I 
should have thought about thirty not more, though." 
Butler says, " Yes, Sir, Master could get that," and I 
answer positively, " Oh, yes, of course," which im- 
presses the butler with the notion that I'd give it 
myself any day of the week. Think the butler likes 
me better after this : because if I'd give thirty pounds 
for a dog, what would I give to a Butler ? 

I calculate upon getting ten minutes more in bed. 
" What's the exact time ? " The butler has a watch, 
and is ready. "8.10." "Exact?" "Exact." 
" Then " (by way of a further delay) " bring my 
clothes, please." They are here. " Oh, well " (last 
attempt), " my boots." Been here some time. Then 
I must get up, that's all. That is all, and I get up. 

SIR FRANCIS BURNAND 



LA GIOCONDA 

La Gioconda is, in the truest sense, Leonardo's 
masterpiece, the revealing instance of his mode of 
thought and work. In suggestiveness, only the 
Melancholia of Diirer is comparable to it ; and no 
crude symbolism disturbs the effect of its subdued 
and graceful mystery. We all know the face and 
hands of the figure, set in its marble chair, in that 
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sea. Perhaps of all ancient pictures time has chilled 
it least. As often happens with works in which in- 
vention seems to reach its limit, there is an element 
in it given to, not invented by, the master. In that 
inestimable folio of drawings, once in the possession 
of Vasari, were certain designs by Verrocchio, faces 
of such impressive beauty that Leonardo in his boy- 
hood copied them many times. It is hard not to 
connect with these designs of the elder, by-past master, 
as with its germinal principle, the unfathomable smile, 
always with a touch of something sinister in it, which 
plays over all Leonardo's work. Besides, the picture 
is a portrait. From childhood we see this image de- 
fining itself on the fabric of his dreams ; and but for 
express historical testimony, we might fancy that this 
was but his ideal lady, embodied and beheld at last. 
What was the relationship of a living Florentine to 
this creature of his thought ? By what strange affini- 
ties had the dream and the person grown up thus 
apart, and yet so closely together ? Present from the 
first incorporeally in Leonardo's brain, dimly traced 
in the designs of Verrocchio, she is found present at 
last in // Giocondo's house. That there is much of 
mere portraiture in the picture is attested by the 
legend that by artificial means, the presence of mimes 
and flute-players, that subtle expression was pro- 
tracted on the face. Again, was it in four years and 
by renewed labour never really completed, or in four 
months and as by stroke of magic, that the image was 
projected ? 

The presence that rose thus so strangely beside the 
waters is expressive of what in the ways of a thousand 
years men had come to desire. Hers is the head upon 
which all " the ends of the world are come," and the 
eyelids are a little weary. It is a beauty wrought out 
from within upon the flesh, the deposit, little cell by 
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exquisite passions. Set it for a moment beside one of 
those white Greek goddesses or beautiful women of 
antiquity, and how would they be troubled by this 
beauty, into which the soul with all its maladies has 
passed ! All the thoughts and experience of the 
world have etched and moulded there, in that which 
they have of power to refine and make expressive the 
outward form, the animalism of Greece, the lust of 
Rome, the mysticism of the middle age with its 
spiritual ambition and imaginative loves, the return 
of the Pagan world, the sins of the Borgias. She is 
older than the rocks among which she sits ; like the 
vampire, she has been dead many times, and learned 
the secrets of the grave ; and has been a diver in deep 
seas, and keeps their fallen day about her ; and 
trafficked for strange webs with Eastern merchants : 
and, as Leda, was the mother of Helen of Troy, and, 
as Saint Anne, the mother of Mary ; and all this has 
been to her but as the sound of lyres and flutes, and 
lives only in the delicacy with which it has moulded 
the changing lineaments, and tinged the eyelids and 
the hands. The fancy of a perpetual life, sweeping 
together ten thousand experiences, is an old one ; 
and modern philosophy has conceived the idea of 
humanity as wrought upon by, and summing up in 
itself, all modes of thought and life. Certainly Lady 
Lisa might stand as the embodiment of the old fancy, 
the symbol of the modern idea. 

WALTER PATER 



THE BATTLE OF CANNAE 

THE delay of the last few days seemed irksome 
enough to the rival armies ; but what must it have 
seemed to the citizens at home ? News had reached 
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that everything was prepared for a decisive conflict. 
They had ventured their all, or nearly their all, on 
this one throw. The stake was laid down, and the 
throw must be made, but it was hard to have so much 
time to ask themselves what if they should lose ? 
Omens and portents seemed to fill the air, as before 
the Trasimene Lake, and busy-tongued rumour passed 
from mouth to mouth, sending the citizens in crowds 
to the temples to seek from the gods by supplications 
what they could no longer gain or lose by any exer- 
tions of their own. It was the resource of the destitute, 
and they knew it, but it helped them to kill the period 
of suspense. 

Once more it was Varro's turn for the command, 
and as the sun rose he began to transfer his army to 
the northern side of the river, and after joining the 
contingent in the smaller camp there, drew the whole 
out in battle array, facing the south. Nearly opposite 
Cannae the Aufidus, whose general course is north- 
east, takes a sharp bend to the south. Afterwards, 
for some distance, it runs east, and then, once more, 
turning northward, reaches the line of its former 
course. The loop or link thus formed Hannibal 
marked out as the grave of the Roman army, the 
grave of fifty thousand men ; and into it, as a pre- 
paratory step, he now threw his own small force, 
while Varro was crossing the stream higher up. His 
infantry did not number half that of the Romans ; 
but they were many of them veterans, and all of 
them men on whom he knew by experience that he 
could rely. His cavalry were only slightly superior 
in numbers to the enemy, but how vastly superior in 
every military quality the result was to prove. In 
the centre of his line of battle were the Spaniards, 
clothed in white tunics edged with purple, and armed 
with swords equally suited for thrusting or for striking, 
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and armed with long swords, fitted to their gigantic 
stature, but pointless, and therefore suited for striking 
only, seemed as though they were the warriors of 
Brennus come to life again with one more terrible than 
many Brennuses to lead them. This part of his force 
Hannibal threw forward in the form of a semicircle 
or a wedge, while, on their flanks and some way to 
the rear, he placed the best part of his infantry, the 
heavy-armed Africans, eager, many of them, doubt- 
less, to flesh, for the first time, in Roman hearts the 
Roman weapons which they bore. Beyond these 
again, and forming the left wing of the whole army, 
were the heavy Gallic and African cavalry, eight 
thousand strong. On the right wing he posted his 
light-armed Numidians, reduced by the waste of life 
attending such campaigns as Hannibal's to two 
thousand men all told, but with spirit and fidelity 
enough to their great leader to fight on to their very 
last man and last horse. Hasdrubal led the heavy 
cavalry on the left, and Maharbal the Numidians on 
the right, while Hannibal, with his brother Mago 
near him, stationed himself in the centre to direct the 
general operations of the battle. He had been obliged 
to leave ten thousand men on the other side of the 
river to guard his camp against surprise, and was able 
therefore to put only thirty thousand men into line 
of battle : thirty thousand against the Roman eighty 
thousand ! The odds were heavy indeed against him 
in point of numbers ; but it must be remembered 
that his wings rested on the sides of the loop which 
he had himself selected, and could not be outflanked 
by the enemy. Varro, whether because he distrusted 
his raw levies, or because he saw, when it was too late 
to remedy it, that unless he massed his troops together, 
half of his whole army would be outside the fray, 
increased the depth of his maniples from ten to sixteen, 
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and drive the Carthaginians into the river. He was, 
in fact, only penning his sheep more closely for the 
slaughter. 

After the usual preliminary skirmish of the light- 
armed troops, the eight thousand heavy cavalry on 
Hannibal's left charged the two thousand four hundred 
Roman cavalry opposed to them. These last were 
picked men, belonging, most of them, to the best 
Roman families, men of equestrian and senatorial 
rank. They withstood the charge bravely for a time, 
and grappled horse to horse and man to man with the 
barbarians. But they were overpowered by numbers, 
and only a small remnant escaped from the field. Un- 
like Rupert at Naseby, Hasdrubal held his eager 
cavalry well in hand. He forbade them to pursue 
those who were already routed, and passing behind 
the whole Roman line fell on the rear of the Italian 
cavalry, who were stationed on the other wing, and 
who had hitherto been held in check by the skilful 
evolutions of the mere handful of Numidians. These 
admirable horsemen had avoided coming to close 
quarters, in which they must have been crushed by 
numbers, but had managed to keep their vastly more 
numerous enemy employed till Hasdrubal came 
thundering on their rear. Attacked now by the un- 
injured Numidians in front and by HasdrubaPs 
cavalry, flushed with success, behind, the Italian 
cavalry broke and fled. Hasdrubal, not yet sated 
with victory, left the Numidians to render an account 
of their flying foes, and turned his attention to the 
Roman centre. Here, so far, matters had gone well 
for the Romans ; but it was so far only. The semi- 
circle of Gauls and Spaniards whom Hannibal had 
pushed forward in his centre, had been gradually 
forced back, or rather had fallen back in accordance 
with his plan, first to a level with, and then right past, 
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of battle had thus become concave, and it seemed 
that the whole would be driven headlong into the 
river by the overwhelming masses of the Romans, who, 
as they yielded, kept pressing on, or were themselves 
pressed on by those behind and at their flanks, into 
every inch of ground left vacant for them. But just 
at the critical moment Hasdrubal fell upon their rear, 
and the heavy Libyan infantry, who had hardly yet 
taken part in the battle, wheeling inward at the same 
time from right and left, attacked them on both flanks. 
Denser and denser grew the mass of terrified Romans, 
pressed on all four sides at once. Huddled together 
without room to draw, much less to wield, their swords, 
they stood or struggled in helpless imbecility, seeing 
their comrades on the circumference of the fatal circle 
cut down, one after the other, and doomed to wait 
in patience till their own turn should come. The 
question was no longer whether, but simply when, 
the stroke would fall on each. Few Romans indeed 
within that fatal ring were destined to escape. As 
at the Trasimene, it was a simple butchery ; but it 
was a butchery which required treble the number of 
victims. The Romans were never cowards, but those 
who stood near the centre of that seething mass must 
needs have died, like cowards, many times before 
their death. " The thicker the hay," said Alaric long 
afterwards, in an outburst of brutality, " the easier 
it is mown." But not even Alaric's imagination could 
have pictured such a harvest of death as this of 
Cannae, and even the muscles of his brawny Visigoths 
would have been wearied out before they had slain, 
as the Carthaginians did on this fatal day, a number 
of the enemy which, man for man, vastly exceeded 
their own. 

For eight hours the work of destruction went on, 
and at the end not less than fifty thousand men lay 
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hero, who, though wounded by a sling early in the 
day, had clung to his horse, heartening on his men, 
till he dropped exhausted from his saddle ; the pro- 
consul Servilius ; the late high-spirited Master of the 
Horse Minucius ; both quaestors, twenty-one military 
tribunes, sixty senators, and an unknown number of 
knights, were among the slain. Nearly twenty thou- 
sand Roman prisoners were taken, whether on the 
field itself, in the pursuit, or in the two camps which 
were among the prizes of Hannibal's gigantic victory. 
Of the rest, Varro, with a few horsemen only, had 
the good or the ill fortune to escape to Venusia ; and 
it was with difficulty that, after some days, he man- 
aged to rally a few thousand stragglers or malingerers 
at Ganusium all that now remained of the Roman 
army. Amidst all this slaughter, the conqueror had 
lost only five thousand five hundred of his infantry, 
and but two hundred of those matchless cavalry to 
whom the victory was mainly due. " Send me on 
with the cavalry," said Maharbal to Hannibal, in the 
exultation of the moment, " do thou follow behind, 
and, in five days, thou shalt sup in the Capitol." He 
might well think so at the time, for the worst fears of 
the Romans, the highest hopes of Hannibal, had been 
more than realised ; the double stake had been played 
and had been lost lost, it would seem then irre- 
trievably. So many knights lay dead that, as the 
story goes, Mago, when sent, some time afterwards, 
by Hannibal to Carthage with tidings of his victory, 
emptied on the floor of the Senate-house three bushels 
of golden rings taken from equestrian fingers. It was 
a trophy of victory which the Carthaginian aristo- 
cracy, who, as has been already pointed out, com- 
memorated the number of their campaigns by that 
of their rings, and who had, many of them, joined the 
opposition to the noble Barcine gens, could not fail 
to appreciate. 

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The news, which was necessarily slow in reaching 
Carthage, reached Rome apace. It was, as the say- 
ing is, " in the air " even before the first courier with 
his disastrous tidings appeared at the Appian gate, 
and rumour, as was natural, went even beyond the 
truth. It was believed that both consuls were dead 
and that no portion of the army had survived. Livy, 
the most graphic of historians or of romancers, fairly 
shrinks from the attempt to picture the scene of horror 
which followed. Each flying messenger, as he reached 
the walls, fancied himself, or was fancied by the 
Romans, to be but the forerunner of the dread Hanni- 
bal himself. He knew not, indeed, as he drew near 
the city, whether the Numidian cavalry were not, 
even then, before him, as their own messengers. A 
panic-stricken multitude, thinking that all save their 
lives was lost, made for the gates, and, for a moment 
it seemed likely that Hannibal when he came would 
find Rome indeed, but no Roman citizens within 
her. 

Any other state must have succumbed to such a 
blow ; but now, as after the Trasimene, it was the 
Senate, or what remained of it, who saved the city 
from being abandoned by her own children. They 
alone preserved their presence of mind ; and it was 
the old ex-dictator, Fabius, who was, once more, the 
soul of their deliberations. By his advice the gates 
were closed to prevent the exodus of the inhabitants. 
The citizens should not be saved, so he willed it, 
unless the city was saved with them. Messengers 
were sent along the southern military roads to see, 
as Livy pathetically expresses it, " if the gods, touched 
by one pang of pity, had left aught remaining to the 
Roman name," and to bring the first tidings of the 
expected advance of Hannibal. It was difficult for 
the Senate to deliberate at all ; for the cries of 
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were bewailing their absent husbands, or fathers, or 
sons, as though they were all dead, drowned the voices 
of those who spoke. Orders were issued that the 
women, if wail they must, should wail within their 
own houses, and henceforward silence, mournful in- 
deed, but dignified, was observed in the public streets. 
All assemblies of the people were prohibited. M. 
Junius Pera was named Dictator, the city legions were 
called out ; the whole male population some four- 
teen thousand slaves and criminals, and boys still 
clothed in the garb of childhood among them were 
armed, and the angry gods were propitiated, as best 
they might, by the punishment of guilty Vestals, and 
by the burying alive of Greek and Gallic men and 
women in the Roman Forum. 

After a few days more hopeful news came. A des- 
patch arrived from Varro himself, saying that he had 
escaped from the carnage, and was doing his best 
to reorganise and to rally the ten thousand demora- 
lised fugitives who had, at last, found their way to 
Canusium. More important still, Hannibal was not 
on his way to Rome, but was still encamped on the 
field of Cannae. The Romaners breathed more freely ; 
but from other parts of the Roman world tidings 
of fresh danger, fresh disaster, or fresh shame came 
pouring in. One Carthaginian fleet was threatening 
Lilybaeum, another Syracuse. The force sent north- 
wards to watch the Gauls had fallen into an ambuscade 
and had been cut off to a man. Worse still, a body 
of Roman nobles who had escaped from Cannae, 
thinking that all was lost save their honour, had de- 
termined, regardless even of their honour, to fly 
beyond the seas, and would have carried their purpose 
out had not the young Scipio rushed in amongst them, 
sword in hand, and sworn that he would slay anyone 
who would not bind himself never to desert his 
country. 

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And why did not Hannibal march at once on the 
panic-stricken city ? Roman historians and Roman 
generals could not refrain from expressing their thank- 
fulness and their surprise at his dilatoriness or his 
blindness. In Juvenal's time Roman schoolboys de- 
claimed upon it in their weekly themes. Maharbal, 
the master of the Numidian cavalry if, indeed, the 
story be true, and not what the Romans imagined 
ought to have been true exclaimed, in an outburst 
of vexation at the chance which was thrown away, 
that the gods had taught Hannibal how to win, but 
not how to use, a victory ; and the greatest master 
of modern warfare, Napoleon himself, has joined in 
the general chorus of condemnation. But perhaps the 
best and the all-but-sufficing answer to those who say 
that Hannibal ought to have advanced on Rome, is 
the simple fact that Hannibal himself, the foremost 
general of all time, and statesman as well as general, 
did not attempt it. Moreover, all the arguments 
which, we have seen, held good after Trasimene 
against such an advance, held equally good now. 
There were still the stone walls of the city. There was 
still the population of Latium and of the surrounding 
country, as yet untouched by the war, hostile to him 
to a man ; still after the first few days of panic, of 
which Hannibal, laden with booty and with half Italy 
between him and Rome, could hardly have taken 
advantage the unbroken resolution of the citizens 
themselves. Hannibal never liked sieges, and was 
seldom successful in those he undertook ; he forbore 
at this moment to besiege even Canusium with its 
feeble and panic-stricken defenders. Finally, his long- 
cherished hope of the defection of the Italian allies 
seemed now at length to be not only within his sight, 
but, if only he was patient or prudent, already almost 
within his grasp. The battle of Cannae had been 
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already in part joined him ; Lucania and Bruttium 
rose in revolt. The Greek cities in the south were 
prepared to hail him as their deliverer ; Campania, 
it was whispered, was wavering in the balance, and 
ready at the sight of the conqueror to go over to 
Carthage. Thus deprived of her allies, Rome, he 
hoped, would fall almost by her own weight. 

Never did the self-control and the true nobility of 
soul of Hannibal, never did the unbending resolu- 
tion of the Roman Senate, display itself more con- 
spicuously than at this moment. Never in the very 
moment of victory did Hannibal lose his head. The 
good of his country was even now nearer to his heart 
and doubtless it was the only thing that was nearer 
to his heart than his hatred to Rome. Thinking 
that it might be advantageous to Carthage to conclude 
peace, and that she might now do so almost on her 
own terms, he called the Roman prisoners together 
almost the only occasion in his life on which he brought 
himself to speak a friendly word to any Roman and 
told them that he did not wish that the strife which 
he was waging should be internecine ; he was willing 
to take a ransom for them, and some of their number 
might go on their parole to Rome to negotiate the 
matter. Even in the first flush of his victory, he bade 
Carthalo offer terms of peace, if he saw that the 
Roman wishes turned in that direction. But the 
Romans also rose to the emergency. Fifty years be- 
fore, as has been already related, they had told the 
victorious Epirot that Rome never negotiated with an 
enemy so long as he was on Italian soil ; and the 
answer which they had given to Pyrrhus then in 
words, they gave now to a general greater than 
Pyrrhus, and crowned with a far more overwhelming 
victory, by their deeds. They spoke no word and 
thought no thought of peace. Their want of troops 
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with money men who had disgraced themselves by 
surrender ; and when Varro neared the city, ob- 
noxious though he was to the aristocracy on account 
of his low birth and his career, and branded with the 
defeat of Cannae, not one word of reproach was 
uttered against him. His efforts only, not his failures 
or mistakes, were remembered, and the citizens went 
forth in a body to meet him, and thanked him, in 
words that are ever memorable, for not having de- 
spaired of the republic. The Roman historians have 
a right, here at least, to congratulate themselves that 
they were not as were the Carthaginians. The de- 
feated Roman general received a vote of thanks for 
his unsuccessful efforts ; a defeated Carthaginian 
would have been nailed to a cross. 

R. BOSWORTH SMITH 



EGDON HEATH 

A SATURDAY afternoon in November was approach- 
ing the time of twilight, and the vast tract of unen- 
closed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself 
moment by moment. Overhead the hollow stretch of 
whitish cloud shutting out the sky was as a tent which 
had the whole heath for its floor. 

The heaven being spread with this pallid screen 
and the earth with the darkest vegetation, their meet- 
ing-line at the horizon was clearly marked. In such 
contrast the heath wore the appearance of an instal- 
ment of night which had taken up its place before its 
astronomical hour was come : darkness had to a 
great extent arrived hereon, while day stood distinct 
in the sky. Looking upwards, a furze-cutter would 
have been inclined to continue work ; looking down, 
he would have decided to finish his faggot and go 
home. The distant rims of the world and of the firma- 

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ment seemed to be a division in time no less than a 
division in matter. The face of the heath by its 
mere complexion added half an hour to evening ; 
it could in like manner retard the dawn, sadden 
noon, anticipate the frowning of storms scarcely 
generated, and intensify the opacity of a moonless 
midnight to a cause of shaking and dread. 

In fact, precisely at this transitional point of its 
nightly roll into darkness the great and particular 
glory of the Egdon waste began, and nobody could be 
said to understand the heath who had not been there 
at such a time. It could best be felt when it could not 
clearly be seen, its complete effect and explanation 
lying in this and the succeeding hours before the next 
dawn : then, and only then, did it tell its true tale. 
The spot was, indeed, a near relation of night, and 
when night showed itself an apparent tendency to 
gravitate together could be perceived in its shades and 
the scene. The sombre stretch of rounds and hollows 
seemed to rise and meet the evening gloom in pure 
sympathy, the heath exhaling darkness as rapidly as 
the heavens precipitated it. And so the obscurity in 
the air and the obscurity in the land closed together 
in a black fraternization towards which each advanced 
half-way. 

The place became full of a watchful intentness 
now ; for when other things sank brooding to sleep 
the heath appeared slowly to awake and listen. Every 
night its Titanic form seemed to await something ; 
but it had waited thus, unmoved, during so many 
centuries, through the crises of so many things, that 
it could only be imagined to await one last crisis 
the final overthrow. 

It was a spot which returned upon the memory of 
those who loved it with an aspect of peculiar and 
kindly congruity. Smiling champaigns of flowers and 
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monious only with an existence of better reputation as 
to its issues than the present. Twilight combined with 
the scenery of Egdon Heath to evolve a thing majestic 
without severity, impressive without showiness, em- 
phatic in its admonitions, grand in its simplicity. 
The qualifications which frequently invest the facade 
of a prison with far more dignity than is found in the 
facade of a palace double its size lent to this heath a 
sublimity in which spots renowned for beauty of the 
accepted kind are utterly wanting. Fair prospects 
wed happily with fair times ; but alas, if times be not 
fair ! Men have oftener suffered from the mockery 
of a place too smiling for their reason than from the 
oppression of surroundings oversadly tinged. Hag- 
gard Egdon appealed to a subtler and scarcer instinct, 
to a more recently learnt emotion, than that which 
responds to the sort of beauty called charming and 
fair. 

Indeed, it is a question if the exclusive reign of this 
orthodox beauty is not approaching its last quarter. 
The new Vale of Tempe may be a gaunt waste in 
Thule : human souls may find themselves in closer 
and closer harmony with external things wearing a 
sombreness distasteful to our race when it was young. 
The time seems near, if it has not actually arrived, 
when the chastened sublimity of a moor, a sea, or a 
mountain will be all of nature that is absolutely in 
keeping with the moods of the more thinking among ' 
mankind. And ultimately, to the commonest tourist, 
spots like Iceland may become what the vineyards 
and myrtle-gardens of South Europe are to him now ; 
and Heidelberg and Baden be passed unheeded as he 
hastens from the Alps to the sand-dunes of Scheven- 
ingen. 

The most thorough-going ascetic could feel that he 
had a natural right to wander on Egdon : he was 
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he laid himself open to influences such as these. 
Colours and beauties so far subdued were, at least, 
the birthright of all. Only in summer days of highest 
feather did its mood touch the level of gaiety. Inten- 
sity was more usually reached by way of the solemn 
than by way of the brilliant, and such a sort of in- 
tensity was often arrived at during winter darkness, 
tempests, and mists. Then Egdon was aroused to 
reciprocity ; for the storm was its lover, and the wind 
its friend. Then it became the home of strange 
phantoms ; and it was found to be the hitherto un- 
recognised original of those wild regions of obscurity 
which are vaguely felt to be compassing us about in 
midnight dreams of flight and disaster, and are never 
thought of after the dream till revived by scenes like 
this. 

It was at present a place perfectly accordant with 
man's nature neither ghastly, hateful, nor ugly : 
neither commonplace, unmeaning, nor tame ; but, 
like man, slighted and enduring ; and withal singu- 
larly colossal and mysterious in its swarthy monotony. 
As with some persons who have long lived apart, 
solitude seemed to look out of its countenance. It had 
a lonely face, suggesting tragical possibilities. 

THOMAS HARDY 



THE GREAT FOREST AFTER LONDON 

THE old men say their fathers told them that soon 
after the fields were left to themselves a change began 
to be visible. It became green everywhere in the first 
spring, after London ended, so that all the country 
looked alike. 

The meadows were green, and so was the rising 
wheat which had been sown, but which neither had 
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fields as had not been sown, but where the last stubble 
had been ploughed up, were overrun with couch- 
grass, and where the short stubble had not been 
ploughed, the weeds hid it. So that there was no 
place which was not more or less green ; the foot- 
paths were the greenest of all, for such is the nature 
of grass where it has once been trodden on, and 
by-and-by, as the summer came on, the former roads 
were thinly covered with the grass that had spread 
out from the margin. 

In the autumn, as the meadows were not mown, 
the grass withered as it stood, falling this way and that, 
as the wind had blown it ; the seeds dropped, and the 
bennets became a greyish-white, or, where the docks 
and sorrel were thick, a brownish- red. The wheat, 
after it had ripened, there being no one to reap it, 
also remained standing, and was eaten by clouds of 
sparrows, rooks, and pigeons, which flocked to it and 
were undisturbed, feasting at their pleasure. As the 
winter came on, the crops were beaten down by the 
storms, soaked with the rain, and trodden upon by 
herds of animals. 

Next summer the prostrate straw of the preceding 
year was concealed by the young green wheat and 
barley that sprang up from the grain sown by drop- 
ping from the ears, and by quantities of docks, thistles, 
oxeye daisies, and similar plants. This matted mass 
grew up through the bleached straw. Charlock, too, 
hid the rotting roots in the fields under a blaze of 
yellow flower. The young spring meadow-grass could 
scarcely push its way up through the long dead grass 
and bennets of the year previous, but docks and thistles, 
sorrel, wild carrots, and nettles, found no such diffi- 
culty. 

Footpaths were concealed by the second year, but 
roads could be traced, though as green as the sward, 
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wheat and weeds, and, in the meadows, the long grass, 
caught the feet of those who tried to pass through. 
Year by year the original crops of wheat, barley, oats, 
and beans asserted their presence by shooting up, 
but in gradually diminished force, as nettles and coarser 
plants, such as the wild parsnips, spread out into the 
fields from the ditches and choked them. 

Aquatic grasses from the furrows and water-carriers 
extended in the meadows, and, with the rushes, helped 
to destroy or take the place of the former sweet herb- 
age. Meanwhile the brambles, which grew very fast, 
had pushed forward their prickly runners farther and 
farther from the hedges till they had now reached 
ten or fifteen yards. The briars had followed, and 
the hedges had widened to three or four times their 
first breadth, the fields being equally contracted. 
Starting from all sides at once, these brambles and 
briars in the course of about twenty years met in the 
centre of the largest fields. 

Hawthorn bushes sprang up among them, and, 
protected by the briars and thorns from grazing 
animals, the suckers of elm-trees rose and flourished. 
Sapling ashes, oaks, sycamores, and horse-chestnuts 
lifted their heads. Of old time the cattle would have 
eaten off the seed leaves with the grass so soon as they 
were out of the ground, but now most of the acorns 
that were dropped by birds, and the keys that were 
wafted by the wind, twirling as they floated, took root 
and grew into trees. By this time the brambles and 
briars had choked up and blocked the former roads, 
which were as impassable as the fields. 

No fields, indeed, remained, for where the ground 
was dry, the thorns, briars, brambles, and saplings 
already mentioned filled the space, and these thickets 
and the young trees had converted most part of the 
country into an immense forest. Where the ground 
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with willow roots, which, when confined in tubes, 
grow into a mass like the brush of a fox, sedges and 
flags and rushes covered it. Thorn bushes were 
there too, but not so tall ; they were hung with lichen. 
Besides the flags and reeds, vast quantities of the 
tallest cow-parsnips or " gicks " rose five or six feet 
high, and the willow herb with its stout stem, almost 
as woody as a shrub, filled every approach. 

By the thirtieth year there was not one single open 
place, the hills only excepted, where a man could 
walk, unless he followed the tracks of wild creatures or 
cut himself a path. The ditches, of course, had long 
since become full of leaves and dead branches, so that 
the water which should have run off down them 
stagnated, and presently spread out into the hollow 
places and by the corner of what had once been fields, 
forming marshes where the horsetails, flags, and sedges 
hid the water. 

As no care was taken with the brooks, the hatches 
upon them gradually rotted, and the force of the winter 
rains carried away the weak timbers, flooding the 
lower grounds, which became swamps of larger size. 
The dams, too, were drilled by water-rats, and the 
streams percolating through, slowly increased the size 
of these tunnels till the structure burst, and the current 
swept on and added to the floods below. Mill-dams 
stood longer, but, as the ponds silted up, the current 
flowed round and even through the mill-houses, 
which, going by degrees to ruin, were in some cases 
undermined till they fell. 

Everywhere the lower lands adjacent to the streams 
had become marshes, some of them extending for miles 
in a winding line, and occasionally spreading out to a 
mile in breadth. This was particularly the case where 
brooks and streams of some volume joined the rivers, 
which were also blocked and obstructed in their turn, 
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for the rivers brought down trees and branches, 
timbers floated from the shore, and all kinds of similar 
materials, which grounded in the shallows or caught 
against snags, and formed huge piles where there had 
been weirs. 

Sometimes, after great rains, these piles swept away 
the timbers of the weir, driven by the irresistible 
power of the water, and then in its course the flood, 
carrying the balks before it like battering rams, 
cracked and split the bridges of solid stone which 
the ancients had built. These and the iron bridges 
likewise were overthrown, and presently quite dis- 
appeared, for the very foundations were covered with 
the sand and gravel silted up. 

Thus, too, the sites of many villages and towns that 
anciently existed along the rivers, or on the lower 
lands adjoining, were concealed by the water and the 
mud it brought with it. The sedges and reeds that 
arose completed the work and left nothing visible, so 
that the mighty buildings of olden days were by these 
means utterly buried. And, as has been proved by 
those who have dug for treasures, in our time the very 
foundations are deep beneath the earth, and not to be 
got at for the water that oozes into the shafts that they 
have tried to sink through the sand and mud banks. 

From an elevation, therefore, there was nothing 
visible but endless forest and marsh. On the level 
ground and plains the view was limited to a short 
distance, because of the thickets and the saplings 
which had now become young trees. The downs only 
were still partially open, yet it was not convenient to 
walk upon them except in the tracks of animals, 
because of the long grass which, being no more 
regularly grazed upon by sheep, as was once the case, 
grew thick and tangled. Furze, too, and heath 
covered the slopes, and in places vast quantities of 
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and nut-tree covers, and these increased and spread, 
while bramble, briar, and hawthorn extended around 
them. 

By degrees the trees of the vale seemed as it were to 
invade and march up the hills, and, as we see in our 
time, in many places the downs are hidden altogether 
with a stunted kind of forest. But all the above 
happened in the time of the first generation. Besides 
these things a great physical change took place ; 
but, before I speak of that, it will be best to relate 
what effects were produced upon animals and men. 

In the first years after the fields were left to them- 
selves, the fallen and over-ripe corn crops became the 
resort of innumerable mice. They swarmed to an 
incredible degree, not only devouring the grain upon 
the straw that had never been cut, but clearing out 
every single ear in the wheat-ricks that were standing 
about the country. Nothing remained in these ricks 
but straw, pierced with tunnels and runs, the home and 
breeding-place of mice, which thence poured forth 
into the fields. Such grain as had been left in barns 
and granaries, in mills, and in warehouses of the 
deserted towns, disappeared in the same manner. 

When men tried to raise crops in small gardens 
and enclosures for their sustenance, these legions of 
mice rushed in and destroyed the produce of their 
labour. Nothing could keep them out, and if a 
score were killed, a hundred more supplied their 
place. These mice were preyed upon by kestrel 
hawks, owls, and weasels ; but at first they made 
little or no appreciable difference. In a few years, 
however, the weasels, having such a superabundance 
of food, trebled in numbers, and in the same way 
the hawks, owls, and foxes increased. There was then 
some relief, but even now at intervals districts are 
invaded, and the granaries and the standing corn 
suffer from these depredations. 

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This docs not happen every year, but only at in- 
tervals, for it is noticed that mice abound very 
much more in some seasons than others. The extra- 
ordinary multiplication of these creatures was the 
means of providing food for the cats that had been 
abandoned in the towns, and came forth into the 
country in droves. Feeding on the mice, they became, 
in a very short time, quite wild, and their descendants 
now roam the forests. 

In our houses we still have several varieties of the 
domestic cat, such as the tortoise-shell, which is the 
most prized, but when the above-mentioned cats 
became wild, after a while the several varieties dis- 
appeared, and left but one wild kind. Those which 
are now so often seen in the forest, and which do 
so much mischief about houses and enclosures, are 
almost all greyish, some being striped, and they are 
also much longer in the body than the tame. A few 
are jet black ; their skins are then preferred by 
hunters. 

Though the forest cat retires from the sight of man 
as much as possible, yet it is extremely fierce in 
defence of its young, and instances have been known 
where travellers in the woods have been attacked 
upon unwittingly approaching their dens. Dropping 
from the boughs of a tree upon the shoulders, the 
creature flies at the face, inflicting deep scratches and 
bites, exceedingly painful, and sometimes dangerous, 
from the tendency to fester. But such cases are rare, 
and the reason the forest cat is so detested is because 
it preys upon fowls and poultry, mounting with ease 
the trees or places where they roost. 

Almost worse than the mice were the rats, which 
came out of the old cities in such vast numbers that 
the people who survived and saw them are related 
to have fled in fear. This terror, however, did not 
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probably not finding sufficient food when together, 
scattered abroad, and were destroyed singly by the 
cats and dogs, who slew them by thousands, far more 
than they could afterwards eat, so that the carcases 
were left to decay. It is said that, overcome with 
hunger, these armies of rats in some cases fell upon 
each other, and fed on their own kindred. They are 
still numerous, but do not appear to do the same 
amount of damage as is occasionally caused by the 
mice, when the latter invade the cultivated lands. 

The dogs, of course, like the cats, were forced by 
starvation into the fields, where they perished in 
incredible numbers. Of many species of dogs which 
are stated to have been plentiful among the ancients, 
we have now nothing but the name. The poodle is 
extinct, the Maltese terrier, the Pomeranian, the 
Italian greyhound, and, it is believed, great numbers 
of crosses and mongrels have utterly disappeared. 
There was none to feed them, and they could not find 
food for themselves, nor could they stand the rigour 
of the winter when exposed to the frost in the open air. 

Some kinds, more hardy and fitted by nature for 
the chase, became wild, and their descendants are 
now found in the woods. Of these, there are three 
sorts which keep apart from each other, and are thought 
not to interbreed. The most numerous are the black. 
The black wood-dog is short and stoutly made, with 
shaggy hair, sometimes marked with white patches. 

There can be no doubt that it is the descendant of 
the ancient sheep-dog, for it is known that the sheep- 
dog was of that character, and it is said that those 
who used to keep sheep soon found their dogs abandon 
the fold, and join the wild troops that fell upon the 
sheep. The black wood-dogs hunt in packs of ten or 
more (as many as forty have been counted), and are 
the pest of the farmer, for, unless his flocks are pro- 
tected at night within stockades or enclosures, they 

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are certain to be attacked. Not satisfied with killing 
enough to satisfy hunger, these dogs tear and mangle 
for sheer delight of blood, and will destroy twenty 
times as many as they can eat, leaving the miserably 
torn carcases on the field. Nor are the sheep always 
safe by day if the wood-dogs happen to be hungry. 
The shepherd is, therefore, usually accompanied by 
two or three mastiffs, of whose great size and strength 
the others stand in awe. At night, and when in large 
packs, starving in the snow, not even the mastiffs 
can check them. 

No wood-dog, of any kind, has ever been known to 
attack man, and the hunter in the forest hears their 
bark in every direction without fear. It is, neverthe- 
less, best to retire out of their way when charging 
sheep in packs, for they then seem seized with a blind 
fury, and some who have endeavoured to fight them 
have been thrown down and seriously mauled. But 
this has been in the blindness of their rush ; no 
instance has ever been known of their purposely 
attacking man. 

These black wood-dogs will also chase and finally 
pull down cattle, if they can get within the enclosures, 
and even horses have fallen victims to their untiring 
thirst for blood. Not even the wild cattle can always 
escape, despite their strength, and they have been 
known to run down stags, though not their usual 
quarry. 

The next kind of wild wood-dog is the yellow, a 
smaller animal, with smooth hair inclining to a 
yellow colour, which lives principally upon game, 
chasing all from the hare to the stag. It is as swift, 
or nearly as swift, as the greyhound, and possesses 
greater endurance. In coursing the hare, it not 
uncommonly happens that these dogs start from the 
brake and take the hare, when nearly exhausted, 
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follow a stag, which has been almost run down by the 
hunters, and bring him to bay, though in this case they 
lose their booty, dispersing through fear of man, when 
the hunters come up in a body. 

But such is their love of the chase, that they are 
known to assemble from their lairs at the distant sound 
of the horn, and, as the hunters ride through the woods, 
they often see the yellow dogs flitting along side by 
side with them through bush and fern. These animals 
sometimes hunt singly, sometimes in couples, and as 
the season advances, and winter approaches, in packs 
of eight or twelve. They never attack sheep or cattle, 
and avoid man, except when they perceive he is 
engaged in the chase. There is little doubt that they 
are the descendants of the dogs which the ancients 
called lurchers, crossed, perhaps, with the greyhound, 
and possibly other breeds. When the various species 
of dogs were thrown on their own resources, those only 
withstood the exposure and hardships which were 
naturally hardy, and possessed natural aptitude for 
the chase. 

The third species of wood-dog is the white. They 
are low on the legs, of a dingy white colour, and much 
smaller than the other two. They neither attack 
cattle nor game, though fond of hunting rabbits. 
This dog is, in fact, a scavenger, living upon the car- 
cases of dead sheep and animals, which are found 
picked clean in the night. For this purpose it haunts 
the neighbourhood of habitations, and prowls in the 
evening over heaps of refuse, scampering away at the 
least alarm, for it is extremely timid. 

It is perfectly harmless, for even the poultry do not 
dread it, and it will not face a tame cat, if by chance 
the two meet. It is rarely met with far from habita- 
tions, though it will accompany an army on the march. 
It may be said to remain in one district. The black 
and yellow dogs, on the contrary, roam about the 

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forest without apparent home. One day the hunter 
sees signs of their presence, and perhaps may, for a 
month afterwards, not so much as hear a bark. 

This uncertainty in the case of the black dog is the 
bane of the shepherds ; for, not seeing or hearing 
anything of the enemy for months together, in spite of 
former experience their vigilance relaxes, and suddenly, 
while they sleep, their flocks are scattered. We still 
have, among tame dogs, the mastiff, terrier, spaniel, 
deer-hound, and greyhound, all of which are as 
faithful to man as ever. 

RICHARD JEFFERIES 



THE YELLOW PAINT 

IN a certain city there lived a physician who sold 
yellow paint. This was of so singular a virtue that 
whoso was bedaubed with it from head to heel was 
set free from the dangers of life, and the bondage of 
sin, and the fear of death for ever. So the physician 
said in his prospectus ; and so said all the citizens in 
the city ; and there was nothing more urgent in men's 
hearts than to be properly painted themselves, and 
nothing they took more delight in than to see others 
painted. There was in the same city a young man of 
a very good family but of a somewhat reckless life, 
who had reached the age of manhood, and would have 
nothing to say to the paint : " To-morrow was soon 
enough," said he ; and when the morrow came he 
would still put it off. So he might have continued to 
do until his death ; only, he had a friend of about his 
own age and much of his own manners ; and this 
youth, taking a walk in the public street, with not one 
fleck of paint upon his body, was suddenly run down 
by a water-cart and cut off in the heyday of his naked- 
ness. This shook the other to the soul ; so that I 

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never beheld a man more earnest to be painted ; and 
on the very same evening, in the presence of all his 
family, to appropriate music, and himself weeping 
aloud, he received three complete coats and a touch 
of varnish on the top. The physician (who was him- 
self affected even to tears) protested he had never 
done a job so thorough. 

Some two months afterwards, the young man was 
carried on a stretcher to the physician's house. 

" What is the meaning of this ? " he cried, as soon 
as the door was opened. " I was to be set free from 
all the dangers of life ; and here have I been run down 
by that self-same water-cart, and my leg is broken." 

" Dear me ! " said the physician. " This is very 
sad. But I perceive I must explain to you the action 
of my paint. A broken bone is a mighty small affair 
at the worst of it ; and it belongs to a class of accident 
to which my paint is quite inapplicable. Sin, my 
dear young friend, sin is the sole calamity that a wise 
man should apprehend ; it is against sin that I have 
fitted you out ; and when you come to be tempted, 
you will give me news of my paint." 

" Oh ! " said the young man, " I did not under- 
stand that, and it seems rather disappointing. But I 
have no doubt all is for the best ; and in the mean- 
while, I shall be obliged to you if you will set my leg. 5 * 

" That is none of my business," said the physician ; 
" but if your bearers will carry you round the corner 
to the surgeon's, I feel sure he will afford relief." 

Some three years later, the young man came run- 
ning to the physician's house in a great perturbation. 
" What is the meaning of this ? " he cried. " Here 
was I to be set free from the bondage of sin ; and I 
have just committed forgery, arson, and murder." 

" Dear me," said the physician. " This is very 
serious. Off with your clothes at once." And as 
soon as the young man had stripped, he examined 

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him from head to foot. " No," he cried with great 
relief, " there is not a flake broken. Cheer up, my 
young friend, your paint is as good as new." 

" Good God ! " cried the young man, " and what 
then can be the use of it ? " 

" Why," said the physician, " I perceive I must 
explain to you the nature of the action of my paint. 
It does not exactly prevent sin ; it extenuates instead 
the painful consequences. It is not so much for this 
world, as for the next ; it is not against life ; in short, 
it is against death that I have fitted you out. And 
when you come to die, you will give me news of my 
paint." 

" Oh ! " cried the young man, " I had not under- 
stood that, and it seems a little disappointing. But 
there is no doubt all is for the best : and in the mean- 
while, I shall be obliged if you will help me to undo 
the evil I have brought on innocent persons." 

" That is none of my business," said the physician ; 
" but if you will go round the corner to the police 
office, I feel sure it will afford you relief to give your- 
self up." 

Six weeks later, the physician was called to the town 
gaol. 

" What is the meaning of this ? " cried the young 
man. " Here am I literally crusted with your paint ; 
and I have broken my leg, and committed all the 
crimes in the calendar, and must be hanged to- 
morrow ; and am in the meanwhile in a fear so 
extreme that I lack words to picture it." 

" Dear me," said the physician. " This is really 
amazing. Well, well ; perhaps, if you had not been 
painted, you would have been more frightened still." 
ROBERT Louis STEVENSON 



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THE KING'S STRATAGEM 

IN the days when Henry the Fourth of France was 
as yet King of Navarre only, and in that little king- 
dom of hills and woods which occupies the south- 
western corner of the larger country, was with diffi- 
culty supporting the Huguenot cause against the 
French court and the Catholic League in the days 
when every little moated town, from the Dordogne to 
the Pyrenees, was a bone of contention between the 
young king and the crafty queen-mother, Catherine 
de Medicis, a conference between these warring 
personages took place in the picturesque town of 
La Reole. And great was the fame of it. 

La Reole still rises grey, time-worn, and half- 
ruined on a lofty cliff above the broad green waters 
of the Garonne, forty odd miles from Bordeaux. It 
is a small place now, but in the days of which we are 
speaking it was important, strongly fortified, and 
guarded by a castle which looked down on some hun- 
dreds of red-tiled roofs, rising in terraces from the 
river. As the meeting-place of the two sovereigns 
it was for the time as gay as Paris itself. Catherine 
had brought with her a bevy of fair maids of honour, 
and trusted more perhaps in the effect of their charms 
than in her own diplomacy. But the peaceful ap- 
pearance of the town was as delusive as the smooth 
bosom of the Gironde ; for even while every other 
house in its streets rang with music and silvery 
laughter, each party was ready to fly to arms at a 
word if it saw that any advantage could be gained 
thereby. 

On an evening shortly before the end of the con- 
ference two men were seated at play in a room, the 
deep-embrasured window of which looked down from 
a considerable height upon the river. The hour was 

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late ; below them the town lay silent. Outside, the 
moonlight fell bright and pure on sleeping fields, on 
vineyards, and dark far-spreading woods. Within 
the room a silver lamp suspended from the ceiling 
threw light upon the table, but left the farther parts 
of the chamber in shadow. The walls were hung 
with faded tapestry, and on a low bedstead in one 
corner lay a handsome cloak, a sword, and one of the 
clumsy pistols of the period. Across a high-backed 
chair lay another cloak and sword, and on the window 
seat, beside a pair of saddle-bags, were strewn half a 
dozen trifles such as soldiers carried from camp to 
camp a silver comfit-box, a jewelled dagger, a mask, 
a velvet cap. 

The faces of the players, as they bent over the cards, 
were in shadow. One a slight, dark man of middle 
height, with a weak chin and a mouth that would 
have equally betrayed its weakness had it not been 
shaded by a dark moustache seemed, from the oc- 
casional oaths which he let drop, to be losing heavily. 
Yet his opponent, a stouter and darker man, with a 
sword-cut across his left temple, and the swaggering 
air that has at all times marked the professional 
soldier, showed no signs of triumph or elation. On 
the contrary, though he kept silence, or spoke only 
a formal word or two, there was a gleam of anxiety 
and suppressed excitement in his eyes ; and more 
than once he looked keenly at his companion, as if 
to judge of his feelings or to learn whether the time 
had come for some experiment which he meditated. 
But for this, an observer looking in through the win- 
dow would have taken the two for that common 
conjunction the hawk and the pigeon. 

At last the younger player threw down his cards, 
with an exclamation. 

" You have the luck of the evil one," he said 
bitterly. " How much is that ? " 

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" Two thousand crowns/' the other replied without 
emotion. " You will play no more ? " 

" No ! I wish to Heaven I had never played at 
all ! " was the answer. As he spoke the loser rose, 
and moving to the window stood looking out. For 
a few moments the elder man remained in his seat, 
gazing furtively at him ; at length he too rose, and, 
stepping softly to his companion, he touched him on 
the shoulder. " Your pardon a moment, M. le 
Vicomte," he said. " Am I right in concluding that 
the loss of this sum will inconvenience you ? " 

" A thousand fiends ! " the young gamester ex- 
claimed, turning on him wrathfully. " Is there any 
man whom the loss of two thousand crowns would 
not inconvenience ? As for me " 

" For you," the other continued smoothly, filling 
up the pause, " shall I be wrong in supposing that it 
means something like ruin ? " 

" Well, sir, and if it does ? " the young man re- 
torted, and he drew himself up, his cheek a shade 
paler with passion. " Depend upon it you shall be 
paid. Do not be afraid of that ! " 

" Gently, gently, my friend," the winner answered, 
his patience in strong contrast to the other's violence. 
" I had no intention of insulting you, believe me. 
Those who play with the Vicomte de Noirtcrre are 
not wont to doubt his honour. I spoke only in your 
own interest. It has occurred to me, Vicomte, that 
the matter may be arranged at less cost to yourself." 

" How ? " was the curt question. 

" May I speak freely ? " The Vicomte shrugged 
his shoulders, and the other, taking silence for con- 
sent, proceeded : " You Vicomte, are governor of 
Lusigny for the King of Navarre ; I, of Creance, for 
the King of France. Our towns lie but three leagues 
apart. Could I by any chance, say on one of these 
fine nights, make myself master of Lusigny, it would 

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be worth more than two thousand crowns to me. Do 
you understand ? " 

" No," the young man answered slowly, " I do not." 

" Think over what I have said, then," was the 
brief answer. 

For a full minute there was silence in the room. 
The Vicomte gazed from the window with knitted 
brows and compressed lips, while his companion, 
seated near at hand, leant back in his chair, with an 
air of affected carefulness. Outside, the rattle of 
arms and hum of voices told that the watch were 
passing through the street. The church bell rang 
one o'clock. Suddenly the Vicomte burst into a 
forced laugh, and, turning, took up his cloak and 
sword. " The trap was well laid, M. le Gapitaine," 
he said almost jovially ; " but I am still sober enough 
to take care of myself and of Lusigny. I wish you 
good night. You shall have your money, do not 
fear." 

" Still, I am afraid it will cost you dearly," the 
Captain answered, as he rose and moved towards the 
door to open it for his guest. And then, when his 
hand was already on the latch, he paused. " My 
lord," he said, " what do you say to this, then ? I 
will stake the two thousand crowns you have lost to 
me, and another thousand to boot against your 
town. Oh, no one can hear us. If you win you go 
off a free man with my thousand. If you lose, you 
put me in possession one of these fine nights. Now, 
that is an offer. What do you say to it ? A single 
hand to decide." 

The younger man's face reddened. He turned ; 
his eyes sought the table and the cards ; he stood 
irresolute. The temptation came at an unfortunate 
moment ; a moment when the excitement of play 
had given way to depression, and he saw nothing 
outside the door, on the latch of which his hand was 

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laid, but the bleak reality of ruin. The temptation 
to return, the thought that by a single hand he might 
set himself right with the world was too much for 
him. Slowly he came back to the table. " Con- 
found you ! " he said passionately. " I think you are 
the devil himself ! " 

" Don't talk child's talk ! " the other answered 
coldly, drawing back as his victim advanced. " If 
you do not like the offer you need not take it." 

But the young man was a born gambler, and his 
fingers had already closed on the cards. Picking them 
up idly he dropped them once, twice, thrice on the 
table, his eyes gleaming with the play- fever. " If I 
win ? " he said doubtfully. " What then ? Let us 
have it quite clearly." 

" You carry away a thousand crowns," the Captain 
answered quietly. " If you lose you contrive to leave 
one of the gates of Lusigny open for me before next 
full moon. That is all." 

" And what if I lose, and do not pay the forfeit ? " 
the Vicomte asked, laughing weakly. 

" I trust to your honour," the Captain answered. 
And, strange as it may seem, he knew his man. The 
young noble of the day might betray his cause and 
his trust, but the debt of honour incurred at play was 
binding -on him. 

" Well," said the Vicomte, with a deep breath, 
" I agree. Who is to deal ? " 

" As you will," the Captain replied, masking under 
an appearance of indifference an excitement which 
darkened his cheek, and caused the pulse in the old 
wound on his face to beat furiously. 

" Then do you deal," said the Vicomte. 

" With your permission," the Captain assented. 
And gathering the cards he dealt them with a prac- 
tised hand, and pushed his opponent's six across to him. 

The young man took up the hand and, as he sorted 
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it, and looked from it to his companion's face, he 
repressed a groan with difficulty. The moonlight 
shining through the casement fell in silvery sheen on a 
few feet of the floor. With the light something of 
the silence and coolness of the night entered also, and 
appealed to him. For a few seconds he hesitated. 
He made even as if he would have replaced the hand 
on the table. But he had gone too far to retrace his 
steps with honour. It was too late, and with a 
muttered word, which his dry lips refused to articu- 
late, he played the first card. 

He took that trick and the next ; they were secure. 

" And now ? " said the Captain who knew well 
where the pinch came. " What next ? " 

The Vicomte compressed his lips. Two courses 
were open to him. By adopting one he could almost 
for certain win one more trick. By the other he 
might just possibly win two tricks. He was a game- 
ster, he adopted the latter course. In half a minute 
it was over. He had lost. 

The winner nodded gravely. " The luck is with 
me still," he said, keeping his eyes on the table that 
the light of triumph which had leapt into them might 
not be seen. " When do you go back to your com- 
mand, Vicomte ? " 

The unhappy man sat, as one stunned, his eyes 
on the painted cards which had cost him so dearly. 
" The day after to-morrow," he muttered at last, 
striving to collect himself. 

" Then shall we say the following evening ? " 
the Captain asked courteously. 

The young man shivered. " As you will," he 
muttered. 

" We quite understand one another," continued the 
winner, eyeing his man watchfully, and speaking 
with more urgency. " I may depend on you, M. 
le Vicomie, I presume to keep your word ? " 

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" The Noirterres have never been wanting to their 
word," the young nobleman answered stung into 
passing passion. " If I live I will put Lusigny into 
your hands, M. le Capitaine. Afterwards I will do 
my best to recover it in another way." 

" I shall be most happy to meet you in that way," 
replied the Captain, bowing lightly. And in one 
more minute the door of his lodging had closed on 
the other ; and he was alone alone with his triumph, 
his ambition, his hopes for the future alone with 
the greatness to which his capture of Lusigny was 
to be the first step. He would enjoy that greatness 
not a whit the less because fortune had hitherto dealt 
out to him more blows than caresses, and he was still 
at forty, after a score of years of roughest service, 
the governor of a paltry country town. 

Meanwhile, in the darkness of the narrow streets, 
the Vicomte was making his way to his lodgings 
in a state of despair difficult to describe, impossible 
to exaggerate. Chilled, sobered, and affrighted he 
looked back and saw how he had thrown for all and 
lost all, how he had saved the dregs of his fortune at 
the expense of his loyalty, how he had seen a way of 
escape and lost it for ever ! No wonder that as he 
trudged through the mud and darkness of the sleeping 
town his breath came quickly and his chest heaved, 
and he looked from side to side as a hunted animal 
might look, uttering great sighs. Ah, if he could 
have retraced the last three hours ! If he could have 
undone that he had done ! 

In a fever, he entered his lodging, and securing the 
door behind him stumbled up the stone stairs and 
entered his room. The impulse to confide his mis- 
fortunes to some one was so strong upon him that he 
was glad to see a dark form half sitting, half lying in 
a chair before the dying embers of a wood fire. In 
those days a man's natural confidant was his valet, 

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the follower, half friend, half servant, who had been 
born on his estate, who lay on a pallet at the foot of 
his bed, who carried his billets-doux and held his cloak 
at the duello, who rode near his stirrup in fight and 
nursed him in illness, who not seldom advised him in 
the choice of a wife, and lied in support of his suit. 

The young Vicomte flung his cloak over a chair. 
" Get up, you rascal ! " he cried impatiently. " You 
pig, you dog ! " he continued, with increasing anger. 
" Sleeping there as though your master were not 
ruined by that scoundrel of a Breton ! Bah 1 " he 
added, gazing bitterly at his follower, " you are of the 
canaille, and have neither honour to lose nor a town to 
betray ! " 

The sleeping man moved in his chair but did 
not awake. The Vicomte, his patience exhausted, 
snatched the bonnet from his head, and threw it on 
the ground. " Will you listen ? " he said. " Or go, 
if you choose look for another master. I am ruined ! 
Do you hear ? Ruined, Gil ! I have lost all 
money, land, Lusigny itself at the cards ! " 

The man, roused at last, stooped with a sleepy 
movement, and picking up his hat dusted it with his 
hand, then rose with a yawn to his feet. 

" I am afraid, Vicomte," he said, in tones that, 
quiet as they were, sounded like thunder in the 
young man's astonished and bewildered ears, " I am 
afraid that if you have lost Lusigny you have lost 
something which was not yours to lose ! " 

As he spoke he struck the embers with his boot, and 
the fire, blazing up, shone on his face. The Vicomte 
saw, with stupor, that the man before him was not Gil 
at all was indeed the last person in the world to 
whom he should have betrayed himself. The astute 
smiling eyes, the aquiline nose, the high forehead, and 
projecting chin, which the short beard and mous- 
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him. He stepped back with a cry of despair. " Sir ! " 
he said, and then his tongue failed him. His arms 
dropped by his sides. He stood silent, pale, con- 
victed, his chin on his breast. The man to whom he 
had confessed his treachery was the master whom he 
had agreed to betray. 

" I had suspected something of this," Henry of 
Navarre continued, after a lengthy pause, and with a 
tinge of irony in his tone. " Rosny told me that that 
old fox, the Captain of Greance, was affecting your 
company somewhat too much, M. le Vicomte, and I 
find that, as usual, his suspicions were well-founded. 
What with a gentleman who shall be nameless, who 
has bartered a ford and a castle for the favour of 
Mademoiselle de Luynes, and yourself, and another I 
know of I am blest with some faithful followers, it 
seems ! For shame ! for shame, sir ! " he continued, 
seating himself with dignity in the chair from which 
he had risen, but turning it so that he confronted his 
host, " have you nothing to say for yourself? " 

The young noble stood with bowed head, his face 
white. This was ruin, indeed, absolute irremediable 
ruin. " Sir," he said at last, " your Majesty has a 
right to my life, not to my honour." 

" Your honour ! " Henry exclaimed, biting con- 
tempt in his tone. 

The young man started, and for a second his cheek 
flamed under the well-deserved reproach ; but he 
recovered himself. " My debt to your Majesty," he 
said, " I am willing to pay." 

" Since pay you must," Henry muttered softly. 

" But I claim to pay also my debt to the Captain of 
Creance." 

The King of Navarre stared. " Oh," he said. " So 
you would have me take your worthless life, and give 
up Lusigny ? " 

" I am in your hands, sire." 
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" Pish, sir ! " Henry replied in angry astonishment. 
" You talk like a child. Such an offer, M. de Noir- 
terre, is folly, and you know it. Now listen to me. 
It was lucky for you that I came in to-night, intend- 
ing to question you. Your madness is known to me 
only, and I am willing to overlook it. Do you hear ? 
I am willing to pardon. Cheer up, therefore, and 
be a man. You are young ; I forgive you. This 
shall be between you and me only," the young prince 
continued, his eyes softening as the other's head sank 
lower, " and you need think no more of it until the 
day when I shall say to you, ' Now, M. de Noirterre, 
for Navarre and for Henry, strike ! ' " 

He rose as the last words passed his lips, and held 
out his hand. The Vicomte fell on one knee, and 
kissed it reverently, then sprang to his feet again. 
" Sire," he said, his eyes shining, " you have punished 
me heavily, more heavily than was needful. There is 
only one way in which I can show my gratitude, and 
that is by ridding you of a servant who can never 
again look your enemies in the face." 

" What new folly is this ? " Henry asked sternly. 
" Do you not understand that I have forgiven you ? " 

" Therefore I cannot give up Lusigny to the enemy, 
and I must acquit myself of my debt to the Captain 
of Creance in the only way which remains," the young 
man replied firmly. " Death is not so hard that I 
would not meet it twice over rather than again betray 
my trust." 

" This is midsummer madness ! " said the King 
hotly. 

" Possibly," replied the Vicomte, without emotion ; 
" yet of a kind to which your Grace is not altogether 
a stranger." 

The words appealed to that love of the fanciful 
and the chivalrous which formed part of the young 
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and his strength. In its more extravagant flights it 
gave opportunity after opportunity to his enemies, in 
its nobler and saner expressions it won victories which 
all his astuteness and diplomacy could not have com- 
passed. He stood now, looking with half-hidden 
admiration at the man whom two minutes before he 
had despised. 

" I think you are in jest," he said presently and with 
some scorn. 

" No, sir," the young man answered gravely. 
" In my country they have a proverb about us. 
* The Noirterres,' say they, * have ever been bad 
players but good payers.' I will not be the first to be 
worse than my name ! " 

He spoke with so quiet a determination that the 
King was staggered, and for a minute or two paced 
the room in silence, inwardly reviling the obstinacy of 
this weak-kneed supporter, yet unable to withhold his 
admiration from it. At length he stopped, with a low 
exclamation. 

" Wait ! " he cried. " I have it ! Venire Saint Gris, 
man, I have it ! " His eyes sparkled, and, with a 
gentle laugh, he hit the table a sounding blow. " Ha ! 
ha ! I have it ! " he repeated gaily. 

The young noble gazed at him in surprise, half 
suspicious, half incredulous. But when Henry in low, 
rapid tones had expounded his plan, the young man's 
face underwent a change. Hope and life sprang 
into it. The blood flew to his cheeks. His whole 
aspect softened. In a moment he was on his knee, 
mumbling over the prince's hand, his eyes moist with 
gratitude. Nor was that all ; the two talked long, 
the murmur of their voices broken more than once 
by the ripple of laughter. When they at length 
separated, and Henry, his face hidden by the folds 
of his cloak, had stolen to his lodgings, where, no 
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a mind full of anxious fears, the Vicomte threw open 
his window and looked out on the night. The moon 
had set, but the stars still shone peacefully in the dark 
canopy above. He remembered, his throat choking 
with silent emotion, that he was looking towards his 
home the round towers among the walnut woods of 
Navarre which had been in his family since the days 
of St. Louis, and which he had so lightly risked. And 
he registered a vow in his heart that of all Henry's 
servants he would henceforth be the most faithful. 

Meanwhile the Captain of Creance was enjoying 
the sweets of his coming triumph. He did not look 
out into the night, it is true he was over old for 
sentiment but pacing up and down the room he 
planned and calculated, considering how he might 
make the most of his success. He was still compara- 
tively young. He had years of strength before him. 
He would rise high and higher. He would not 
easily be satisfied. The times were troubled, op- 
portunities were many, fools not few ; bold men with 
brains and hands were rare. 

At the same time he knew that he could be sure of 
nothing until Lusigny was actually in his possession ; 
and he spent the next few days in painful suspense. 
But no hitch occurred nor seemed likely. The 
Vicomte made him the necessary communications ; 
and men in his own pay informed him of disposi- 
tions ordered by the governor of Lusigny which left 
him in no doubt that the loser intended to pay his 
debt. 

It was, therefore, with a heart already gay with 
anticipation that the Captain rode out of Creance two 
hours before midnight on an evening eight days later. 
The night was dark, but he knew his road well. He 
had with him a powerful force, composed in part of 
thirty of his own garrison, bold hardy fellows, and in 
part of six score horsemen, lent him by the governor 

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of Montauban. As the Vicomte had undertaken to 
withdraw, under some pretence or other, one-half of 
his command, and to have one of the gates opened 
by a trusty hand, the Captain foresaw no difficulty. 
He trotted along in excellent spirits, now stopping to 
scan with approval the dark line of his troopers, now 
to bid them muffle the jingle of their swords and 
corselets that nevertheless rang sweet music in his 
ears. He looked for an easy victory ; but it was not 
any slight misadventure that would rob him of his 
prey. If necessary he would fight and fight hard. 
Still, as his company wound along the river-side or 
passed into the black shadow of the oak grove, which 
stands a mile to the east of Lusigny, he did not expect 
that there would be much fighting. 

Treachery alone, he thought, could thwart him ; 
and of treachery there was no sign. The troopers had 
scarcely halted under the last clump of trees before 
a figure detached itself from one of the largest trunks, 
and advanced to the Captain's rein. The Captain 
saw with surprise that it was the Vicomte himself. 
For a second he thought that something had gone 
wrong, but the young noble's first words reassured 
him. " It is arranged," M. de Noirterre whispered, 
as the Captain bent down to him. " I have kept 
my word, and I think that there will be no resistance. 
The planks for crossing the moat lie opposite the gate. 
Knock thrice at the latter, and it will be opened. 
There are not fifty armed men in the place." 

" Good ! " the Captain answered, in the same 
cautious tone. " But you " 

" I am believed to be elsewhere, and must be gone. 
I have far to ride to-night. Farewell." 

" Till we meet again," the Captain answered ; and 
without more ado he saw his ally glide away and dis- 
appear in the darkness. A cautious word set the 
troop in motion, and a very few minutes saw them 
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standing on the edge of the moat, the outline of the 
gateway tower looming above them, a shade darker 
than the wrack of clouds which overhead raced 
silently across the sky. A moment of suspense while 
one and another shivered for there is that in a 
night attack which touches the nerves of the stoutest 
and the planks were found, and as quietly as possible 
laid across the moat. This was so skilfully done 
that it evoked no challenge, and the Captain crossing 
quickly with a few picked men, stood in the twinkling 
of an eye under the shadow of the gateway. Still 
no sound was heard save the hurried breathing of 
those at his elbow, the stealthy tread of others cross- 
ing, the persistent voices of the frogs in the water 
beneath. Cautiously he knocked three times and 
waited. The third rap had scarcely sounded before 
the gate rolled silently open, and he sprang in, 
followed by his men. 

So far so good. A glance at the empty street and 
the porter's pale face told him at once that the 
Vicomte had kept his word. But he was too old a 
soldier to take anything for granted, and forming up 
his men as quickly as they entered, he allowed no 
one to advance until all were inside, and then, his 
trumpet sounding a wild note of defiance, two- 
thirds of his force sprang forward in a compact body 
while the other third remained to hold the gate. In 
a moment the town awoke to find itself in the hands 
of the enemy. 

As the Vicomte had promised, there was no 
resistance. In the small keep a score of men did 
indeed run to arms, but only to lay their weapons 
down without striking a blow when they became 
aware of the force opposed to them. Their leader, 
sullenly acquiescing, gave up his sword and the keys 
of the town to the victorious Captain ; who, as he sat 
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his orders and sending off riders with the news, 
already saw himself in fancy Governor of Angouleme 
and Knight of the Holy Ghost. 

As the red light of the torches fell on steel caps 
and polished hauberks, on the serried ranks of pike- 
men, and the circle of whitefaced townsfolks, the 
picturesque old square looked doubly picturesque 
and he who sat in the midst, its master, doubly a 
hero. Every five minutes, with a clatter of iron on 
the rough pavement and a shower of sparks, a horse- 
man sprang away to tell the news at Montauban or 
Cahors ; and every time that this occurred, the Gap- 
tain, astride on his charger, felt a new sense of power 
and triumph. 

Suddenly the low murmur of voices about him 
was broken by a new sound, the distant beat of 
hoofs, not departing but arriving, and coming each 
moment nearer. It was but the tramp of a single 
horse, but there was something in the sound which 
made the Captain prick his ears, and secured for the 
arriving messenger a speedy passage through the 
crowd. Even at the last the man did not spare his 
horse, but spurred through the ranks to the Captain's 
very side, and then and then only sprang to the 
ground. His face was pale, his eyes were bloodshot. 
His right arm was bound up in blood-stained cloths. 
With an oath of amazement, the Captain recognised 
the officer whom he had left in charge of Crdance, 
and he thundered, " What is this ? What is it ? " 

" They have got Creance ! " the man gasped, reel- 
ing as he spoke. " They have got Creance ! " 

" Who ? " the Captain shrieked, his face purple 
with rage. 

" The little man of Beam ! The King of Navarre ! 
He assaulted it five hundred strong an hour after you 
left, and had the gate down before we could fire a 
dozen shots. We did what we could, but we were 

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but one to seven. I swear, Captain, that we did all 
we could. Look at this ! " 

Almost black in the face, the Captain swore another 
oath. It was not only that he saw governorship and 
honours vanish like Will-o'-the-wisps, but that he 
saw even more quickly that he had made himself the 
laughing-stock of a kingdom ! And that was the 
truth. To this day, among the stories which the 
southern French love to tell of the prowess and 
astuteness of their great Henry, there is none more 
frequently told, none more frequently made the sub- 
ject of mirth, than that of the famous exchange of 
Creance for Lusigny ; the tradition of the move by 
which, between dawn and sunrise, without warning, 
without a word, he gave his opponents mate. 

STANLEY WEYMAN 



JIM 

To the white men in the waterside business and to 
the captains of ships he was just Jim nothing more. 
He had, of course, another name, but he was anxious 
that it should not be pronounced. His incognito, 
which had as many holes as a sieve, was not meant 
to hide a personality but a fact. When the fact broke 
through the incognito he would leave suddenly the 
seaport where he happened to be at the time and go 
to another generally farther east. He kept to sea- 
ports because he was a seaman in exile from the sea, 
and had Ability in the abstract, which is good for no 
other work but that of a water-clerk. He retreated 
in good order towards the rising sun, and the fact 
followed him casually but inevitably. Thus in the 
course of years he was known successively in Bombay, 
in Calcutta, in Rangoon, in Penang, in Batavia and 
in each of these halting-places was just Jim the water- 

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clerk. Afterwards, when his keen perception of the 
Intolerable drove him away for good from seaports 
and white men, even into the virgin forest, the Malays 
of the jungle village, where he had elected to conceal 
his deplorable faculty, added a word to the mono- 
syllable of his incognito. They called him Tuan 
Jim : as one might say Lord Jim. 

Originally he came from a parsonage. Many com- 
manders of fine merchant-ships come from these 
abodes of piety and peace. Jim's father possessed 
such certain knowledge of the Unknowable as made 
for the righteousness of people in cottages without 
disturbing the ease of mind of those whom an un- 
erring Providence enables to live in mansions. The 
little church on a hill had the mossy greyness of a rock 
seen through a ragged screen of leaves. It had stood 
there for centuries, but the trees around probably re- 
membered the laying of the first stone. Below, the 
red front of the rectory gleamed with a warm tint in 
the midst of grass-plots, flower-beds, and fir-trees, with 
an orchard at the back, a paved stable-yard to the left, 
and the sloping glass of green-houses tacked along a 
wall of bricks. The living had belonged to the family 
for generations ; but Jim was one of five sons, and 
when after a course of light holiday literature his voca- 
tion for the sea had declared itself, he was sent at once 
to a " training-ship for officers of the mercantile 
marine." 

He learned there a little trigonometry and how to 
cross top-gallant yards. He was generally liked. He 
had the third place in navigation and pulled stroke 
in the first cutter. Having a steady head with an 
excellent physique, he was very smart aloft. His 
station was in the fore-top, and often from there he 
looked down, with the contempt of a man destined 
to shine in the midst of dangers, at the peaceful multi- 
tude of roofs cut in two by the brown tide of the 

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stream, while scattered on the outskirts of the sur- 
rounding plain the factory chimneys rose perpendicu- 
lar against a grimy sky, each slender like a pencil, 
and belching out smoke like a volcano. He could see 
the big ships departing, the broad-beamed ferries con- 
stantly on the move, the little boats floating far below 
his feet, with the hazy splendour of the sea in the 
distance, and the hope of a stirring life in the world 
of adventure. 

On the lower deck in the babel of two hundred 
voices he would forget himself, and beforehand live 
in his mind the sea-life of light literature. He saw 
himself saving people from sinking ships, cutting away 
masts in a hurricane, swimming through a surf with a 
line ; or as a lonely castaway, barefooted and half 
naked, walking on uncovered reefs in search of shell- 
fish to stave off starvation. He confronted savages 
on tropical shores, quelled mutinies on the high seas, 
and in a small boat upon the ocean kept up the hearts 
of despairing men always an example of devotion to 
duty, and as unflinching as a hero in a book. 

" Something's up. Gome along." 

He leaped to his feet. The boys were streaming up 
the ladders. Above could be heard a great scurrying 
about and shouting, and when he got through the 
hatchway he stood still as if confounded. 

It was the dusk of a winter's day. The gale had 
freshened since noon, stopping the traffic on the river, 
and now blew with the strength of a hurricane in 
fitful bursts that boomed like salvoes of great guns 
firing over the ocean. The rain slanted in sheets that 
flicked and subsided, and between whiles Jim had 
threatening glimpses of the tumbling tide, the small 
craft jumbled and tossing along the shore, the motion- 
less buildings in the driving mist, the broad ferry- 
boats pitching ponderously at anchor, the vast landing- 
stages heaving up and down and smothered in sprays. 

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The next gust seemed to blow all this away. The 
air was full of flying water. There was a fierce pur- 
pose in the gale, a furious earnestness in the screech 
of the wind, in the brutal tumult of earth and sky, 
that seemed directed at him, and made him hold his 
breath in awe. He stood still. It seemed to him he 
was whirled around. 

He was jostled. " Man the cutter ! " Boys rushed 
past him. A coaster running in for shelter had crashed 
through a schooner at anchor, and one of the ship's 
instructors had seen the accident. A mob of boys 
clambered on the rails, clustered round the davits. 
" Collision. Just ahead of us. Mr. Symons saw it." 
A push made him stagger against the mizzen-mast, 
and he caught hold of a rope. The old training-ship 
chained to her moorings quivered all over, bowing 
gently head to wind, and with her scanty rigging hum- 
ming in a deep bass the breathless song of her youth 
at sea. " Lower away ! " He saw the boat, manned, 
drop swiftly below the rail, and rushed after her. He 
heard a splash. " Let go ; clear the falls ! " He 
leaned over. The river alongside seethed in frothy 
streaks. The cutter could be seen in the falling dark- 
ness under the spell of tide and wind, that for a mo- 
ment held her bound, and tossing abreast of the ship. 
A yelling voice in her reached him faintly : " Keep 
stroke, you young whelps, if you want to save any- 
body ! Keep stroke ! " And suddenly she lifted high 
her bow, and, leaping with raised oars over a wave, 
broke the spell cast upon her by the wind and tide. 

Jim felt his shoulder gripped firmly. " Too late, 
youngster." The captain of the ship laid a restraining 
hand on that boy, who seemed on the point of leaping 
overboard, and Jim looked up with the pain of con- 
scious defeat in his eyes. The captain smiled sym- 
pathetically. " Better luck next time. This will 
teach you to be smart." 



JIM 

A shrill cheer greeted the cutter. She came dancing 
back half full of water, and with two exhausted men 
washing about on her bottom boards. The tumult 
and the menace of wind and sea now appeared very 
contemptible to Jim, increasing the regret of his awe 
at their ineflicient menace. Now he knew what to 
think of it. It seemed to him he cared nothing for the 
gale. He could affront greater perils. He would do 
so better than anybody. Not a particle of fear was 
left. Nevertheless he brooded apart that evening 
while the bowman of the cutter a boy with a face 
like a girl's and big grey eyeswas the hero of the 
lower deck. Eager questioners crowded round him. 
He narrated : "I just saw his head bobbing, and I 
dashed my boat-hook in the water. It caught in his 
breeches and I nearly went overboard, as I thought I 
would, only old Symons let go the tiller and grabbed 
my legs the boat nearly swamped. Old Symons is 
a fine old chap. I don't mind a bit him being grumpy 
with us. He swore at me all the time he held my leg, 
but that was only his way of telling me to stick to the 
boat-hook. Old Symons is awfully excitable isn't 
he ? No not the little fair chap the other, the big 
one with a beard. When we pulled him in he 
groaned, * Oh, my leg ! oh, my leg ! J and turned up 
his eyes. Fancy such a big chap fainting like a girl. 
Would any of you fellows faint for a jab with a boat- 
hook ? I wouldn't. It went into his leg so far." He 
showed the boat-hook, which he had carried below 
for the purpose, and produced a sensation. " No, 
silly ! It was not his flesh that held him his breeches 
did. Lots of blood, of course." 

Jim thought it a pitiful display of vanity. The gale 
had ministered to a heroism as spurious as its own 
pretence of terror. He felt angry with the brutal 
tumult of earth and sky for taking him unawares and 
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escapes. Otherwise he was rather glad he had not 
gone into the cutter, since a lower achievement had 
served the turn. He had enlarged his knowledge 
more than those who had done the work. When all 
men flinched, then he felt sure he alone would 
know how to deal with the spurious menace of wind 
and seas. He knew what to think of it. Seen dis- 
passionately, it seemed contemptible. He could de- 
tect no trace of emotion in himself, and the final effect 
of a staggering event was that, unnoticed and apart 
from the noisy crowd of boys, he exulted with fresh 
certitude in his avidity for adventure, and in a sense 
of many-sided courage. 

JOSEPH CONRAD 



PACKING 

WE made a list of the things to be taken, and a 
pretty lengthy one it was, before we parted that 
evening. The next day, which was Friday, we got 
them all together, and met in the evening to pack. 
We got a big Gladstone for the clothes, and a couple 
of hampers for the victuals and the cooking utensils. 
We moved the table up against the window, piled 
everything in a heap in the middle of the floor, and 
sat round and looked at it. 

I said I'd pack. 

I rather pride myself on my packing. Packing is 
one of those many things that I feel I know more 
about than any other person living. (It surprises me 
myself, sometimes, how many of these subjects there 
are.) I impressed the fact upon George and Harris, 
and told them that they had better leave the whole 
matter entirely to me. They fell into the suggestion 
with a readiness that had something uncanny about it. 
George put on a pipe and spread himself over the 

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easy-chair, and Harris cocked his legs on the table 
and lit a cigar. 

This was hardly what I intended. What I had 
meant, of course, was, that I should boss the job, 
and that Harris and George should potter about under 
my directions, I pushing them aside every now and 

then with, " Oh, you ! " " Here, let me do it." 

" There you are, simple enough ! " really teaching 
them, as you might say. Their taking it in the way 
they did irritated me. There is nothing does irritate 
me more than seeing other people sitting about doing 
nothing when I'm working. 

I lived with a man once who used to make me mad 
that way. He would loll on the sofa and watch me 
doing things by the hour together, following me round 
the room with his eyes, wherever I went. He said it 
did him real good to look on at me, messing about. 
He said it made him feel that life was not an idle 
dream to be gaped and yawned through, but a noble 
task, full of duty and stern work. He said he often 
wondered now how he could have gone on before 
he met me, never having anybody to look at while 
they worked. 

Now, I'm not like that. I can't sit still and see 
another man slaving and working. I want to get up 
and superintend, and walk round with my hands in 
my pockets, and tell him what to do. It is my 
energetic nature. I can't help it. 

However, I did not say anything, but started the 
packing. It seemed a longer job than I had thought 
it was going to be ; but I got the bag finished at last, 
and I sat on it and strapped it. 

" Ain't you going to put the boots in ? " said Harris. 

And I looked round, and found I had forgotten 
them. That's just like Harris. He couldn't have said 
a word until I'd got the bag shut and strapped, of 
course. And George laughed one of those irritating 

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senseless, chuckle-headed, crack-jawed laughs of his. 
They do make me so wild. 

I opened the bag and packed the boots in ; and 
then, just as I was going to close it, a horrible idea 
occurred to me. Had I packed my tooth-brush ? I 
don't know how it is, but I never do know whether 
I've packed my tooth-brush. 

My tooth-brush is a thing that haunts me when I'm 
travelling, and makes my life a misery. I dream that 
I haven't packed it, and wake up in a cold perspiration, 
and get out of bed and hunt for it. And, in the morn- 
ing, I pack it before I have used it, and have to un- 
pack again to get it, and it is always the last thing 
I turn out of the bag ; and then I repack and forget 
it, and have to rush upstairs for it at the last moment 
and carry it to the railway station, wrapped up in 
my pocket-handkerchief. 

Of course I had to turn every mortal thing out 
now, and, of course, I could not find it. I rum- 
maged the things up into much the same state that 
they must have been before the world was created, 
and when chaos reigned. Of course, I found George's 
and Harris's eighteen times over, but I couldn't find 
my own. I put the things back one by one, and held 
everything up and shook it. Then I found it inside 
a boot. I repacked once more. 

When I had finished, George asked if the soap was 
in. I said I didn't care a hang whether the soap was 
in or whether it wasn't ; and I slammed the bag to 
and strapped it, and found that I had packed my 
tobacco-pouch in it, and had to re-open it. It got 
shut up finally at 10.5 P.M., and then there remained 
the hampers to do. Harris said that we should be 
wanting to start in less than twelve hours' time, and 
thought that he and George had better do the rest; 
and I agreed and sat down, and they had a go. 

They began in a light-hearted spirit, evidently in- 
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tending to show me how to do it. I made no com- 
ment ; I only waited. When George is hanged Harris 
will be the worst packer in this world ; and I looked 
at the piles of plates and cups, and kettles, and bottles, 
and jars, and pies, and stoves, and cakes, and tomatoes, 
etc., and felt that the thing would soon become 
exciting. 

It did. They started with breaking a cup. That 
was the first thing they did. They did that just to 
show you what they could do, and to get you interested. 

Then Harris packed the strawberry jam on top 
of a tomato and squashed it, and they had to pick out 
the tomato with a teaspoon. 

And then it was George's turn, and he trod on 
the butter. I didn't say anything, but I came over 
and sat on the edge of the table and watched them. 
It irritated them more than anything I could have 
said. I felt that. It made them nervous and ex- 
cited, and they stepped on things, and put things 
behind them, and then couldn't find them when they 
wanted them ; and they packed the pies at the 
bottom, and put heavy things on top, and smashed 
the pies in. 

They upset salt over everything, and as for the 
butter ! I never saw two men do more with one-and- 
twopence worth of butter in my whole life than they 
did. After George had got it off his slipper, they 
tried to put it in the kettle. It wouldn't go in, and 
what was in wouldn't come out. They did scrape it 
out at last, and put it down on a chair, and Harris 
sat on it, and it stuck to him, and they went looking 
for it all over the room. 

"I'll take my oath I put it down on that chair," 
said George, staring at the empty seat. 

" I saw you do it myself, not a minute ago," said 
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for it ; and then they met again in the centre, and 
stared at one another. 

" Most extraordinary thing I ever heard of," said 
George. 

" So mysterious ! " said Harris. 

Then George got round at the back of Harris and 
saw it. 

" Why, here it is all the time," he exclaimed, 
indignantly. 

" Where ? " cried Harris, spinning round. 

" Stand still, can't you ! " roared George, flying 
after him. 

And they got it off, and packed it in the teapot. 

Montmorency was in it all, of course. Mont- 
morency's ambition in life is to get in the way and 
be sworn at. If he can squirm in anywhere where 
he particularly is not wanted, and be a perfect nuis- 
ance, and make people mad, and have things thrown 
at his head, then he feels his day has not been wasted. 

To get somebody to stumble over him, and curse 
him steadily for an hour, is his highest aim and 
object ; and, when he has succeeded in accomplishing 
this, his conceit becomes quite unbearable. 

He came and sat down on things, just when they 
were wanted to be packed ; and he laboured under 
the fixed belief that, whenever Harris or George 
reached out their hand for anything, it was his cold, 
damp nose that they wanted. He put his leg into 
the jam, and he worried the teaspoons, and he pre- 
tended that the lemons were rats, and got into the 
hamper and killed three of them before Harris could 
land him with the frying-pan. 

Harris said I encouraged him. I didn't encourage 
him. A dog like that don't want any encouragement. 
It's the natural, original sin that is born in him that 
makes him do things like that. 

The packing was done at 12.50 ; and Harris sat 
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on the big hamper, and said he hoped nothing would 
be found broken. George said that if anything was 
broken it was broken, which reflection seemed to 
comfort him. He also said he was ready for bed. 
We were all ready for bed. 

JEROME K. JEROME 



PTERODACTYLS 

IT was destined that on this very morning our 
first in the new country we were to find out what 
strange hazards lay around us. It was a loathsome 
adventure, and one of which I hate to think. If, as 
Lord John said, the glade of the iguanodons will 
remain with us as a dream, then surely the swamp of 
the pterodactyls will for ever be our nightmare. Let 
me set down exactly what occurred. 

We passed very slowly through the woods, partly 
because Lord John acted as scout before he would let 
us advance, and partly because at every second step 
one or other of our professors would fall, with a cry of 
wonder, before some flower or insect which presented 
him with a new type. We may have travelled two or 
three miles in all, keeping to the right of the line of the 
stream, when we came upon a considerable opening 
in the trees. A belt of brushwood led up to a tangle of 
rocks the whole plateau was strewn with boulders. 
We were walking slowly towards these rocks, among 
bushes which reached over our waists, when we became 
aware of a strange low gabbling and whistling sound, 
which filled the air with a constant clamour and 
appeared to come from some spot immediately before 
us. Lord John held up his hand as a signal for us to 
stop, and he made his way swiftly, stooping and run- 
ning, to the line of rocks. We saw him peep over 
them and give a gesture of amazement. Then he 

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stood staring as if forgetting us, so utterly entranced 
was he by what he saw. Finally he waved us to come 
on, holding up his hand as a signal for caution. His 
whole bearing made me feel that something wonderful 
but dangerous lay before us. 

Creeping to his side, we looked over the rocks. 
The place into which we gazed was a pit, and may, 
in the early days, have been one of the smaller volcanic 
blow-holes of the plateau. It was bowl-shaped, and 
at the bottom, some hundreds of yards from where we 
lay were pools of green-scummed, stagnant water, 
fringed with bulrushes. It was a weird place in itself, 
but its occupants made it seem like a scene from the 
Seven Circles of Dante. The place was a rookery of 
pterodactyls. There were hundreds of them con- 
gregated within view. All the bottom area round the 
water-edge was alive with their young ones, and with 
hideous mothers brooding upon their leathery, yellow- 
ish eggs. From this crawling flapping mass of reptilian 
life came the shocking clamour which filled the air. 
But above, perched each upon its own stone, tall, 
grey, and withered, more like dead and dried speci- 
mens than actual living creatures, sat the horrible 
males, absolutely motionless save for the rolling of 
their red eyes or an occasional snap of their rat-trap 
beaks as a dragon-fly went past them. Their huge, 
membranous wings were closed by folding their fore- 
arms, so that they sat like gigantic old women, 
wrapped in hideous web-coloured shawls, and with 
their ferocious heads protruding above them. Large 
and small, not less than a thousand of these creatures 
lay in the hollow before us. 

Our professors would gladly have stayed there all 
day, so entranced were they by this opportunity of 
studying the life of a prehistoric age. They pointed 
out the fish and dead birds lying about among the 
rocks as proving the nature of the food of these crea- 

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tures, and I heard them congratulating each other on 
having cleared up the point why the bones of this 
flying dragon are found in such great numbers in 
certain well-defined areas, as in the Cambridge Green- 
sand, since it was now seen that, like penguins, they 
lived in gregarious fashion. 

Finally, however, Challenger, bent upon proving 
some point which Summerlee had contested, thrust 
his head over the rock and nearly brought destruction 
upon us all. In an instant the nearest male gave a 
shrill, whistling cry, and flapped its twenty-foot span 
of leathery wings as it soared up into the air. The 
females and young ones huddled together beside the 
water, while the whole circle of sentinels rose one after 
the other and sailed off into the sky. It was a wonder- 
ful sight to see at least a hundred creatures of such 
enormous size and hideous appearance all swooping 
like swallows with swift, shearing wing-strokes above 
us ; but soon we realised that it was not one on which 
we could afford to linger. At first the great brutes 
flew round in a huge ring, as if to make sure what 
the exact extent of the danger might be. Then the 
flight grew lower and the circle narrower, until they 
were whizzing round and round us, the dry, rustling 
flap of their huge slate-coloured wings filling the air 
with a volume of sound that made me think of Hendon 
aerodrome upon a race day. 

" Make for the wood and keep together," cried Lord 
John, clubbing his rifle. " The brutes mean mischief." 

The moment we attempted to retreat the circle 
closed in upon us, until the tips of the wings of those 
nearest to us nearly touched our faces. We beat at 
them with the stocks of our guns, but there was nothing 
solid or vulnerable to strike. Then suddenly out of 
the whizzing, slate-coloured circle a long neck shot 
out, and a fierce beak made a thrust at us. Another 
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his hand to his face, from which the blood was 
streaming. I felt a prod at the back of my neck, and 
turned dizzy with the shock. Challenger fell, and as 
I stooped to pick him up I was again struck from 
behind and dropped on the top of him. At the same 
instant I heard the crash of Lord John's elephant-gun, 
and, looking up, saw one of the creatures with a 
broken wing struggling upon the ground, spitting and 
gurgling at us with a wide-opened beak and blood- 
shot, goggled eyes, like some devil in a mediaeval 
picture. Its comrades had flown higher at the sudden 
sound, and were circling above our heads. 

" Now," cried Lord John, " now for our lives ! " 
We staggered through the brushwood, and even as 
we reached the trees the harpies were on us again. 
Summerlee was knocked down, but we tore him up 
and rushed among the trunks. Once there we were 
safe, for those huge wings had no space for their 
sweep beneath the branches. As we limped home- 
wards, sadly mauled and discomfited, we saw them 
for a long time flying at a great height against the deep 
blue sky above our heads, soaring round and round, 
no bigger than wood-pigeons, with their eyes no 
doubt still following our progress. At last, however, as 
we reached the thicker woods they gave up the chase, 
and we saw them no more. 

" A most interesting and convincing experience," 
said Challenger, as we halted beside the brook and he 
bathed a swollen knee. " We are exceptionally well 
informed, Summerlee, as to the habits of the enraged 
pterodactyl." SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE 



THE POTTER'S CRAFT 

PROBABLY no one in the Five Towns takes a con- 
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in its unique and intimate relation to human life, 
alike civilised and uncivilised. Man hardened clay 
into a bowl before he spun flax and made a garment, 
and the last lone man will want an earthen vessel 
after he has abandoned his ruined house for a cave, 
and his woven rags for an animal's skin. This 
supremacy of the most ancient of crafts is in the secret 
nature of things, and cannot be explained. History 
begins long after the period when Bursley was first 
the central seat of that honoured manufacture ; it 
is the central seat still " the mother of the Five 
Towns," in our local phrase and though the towns- 
men, absorbed in a strenuous daily struggle, may for- 
get their heirship to an unbroken tradition of countless 
centuries, the seal of their venerable calling is upon 
their foreheads. If no other relic of an immemorial 
past is to be seen in these modernised sordid streets, 
there is at least the living legacy of that extraordinary 
kinship between workman and work, that instinctive 
mastery of clay which the past has bestowed upon the 
present. The horse is less to the Arab than clay is to 
the Bursley man. He exists in it and by it ; it fills 
his lungs and blanches his cheek ; it keeps him alive 
and it kills him. His fingers close round it as round 
the hand of a friend. He knows all its tricks and 
aptitudes ; when to coax and when to force it, when 
to rely on it and when to distrust it. The weavers of 
Lancashire have dubbed him with an epithet on 
account of it, an epithet whose hasty use has led 
to many a fight, but nothing could be more illumina- 
tively descriptive than that epithet, which names his 
vocation in terms of another vocation. A dozen 
decades of applied science have of course resulted in 
the interposition of elaborate machinery between the 
clay and the man ; but no great vulgar handicraft has 
lost less of the human than potting. Clay is always 
clay, and the steam-driven contrivance that will 

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mould a basin while a man sits and watches has yet 
to be invented. Moreover, if in some coarser process 
the hands are superseded, the number of processes 
has been multiplied tenfold ; the ware in which six 
men formerly collaborated is now produced by sixty ; 
and thus, in one sense, the touch of finger on clay is 
more pervasive than ever before. 

Mynors' works was acknowledged to be one of the 
best, of its size, in the district a model three-oven 
bank, and it must be remembered that of the hundreds 
of banks in the Five Towns the vast majority are small, 
like this : the large manufactory with its corps of 
jacket-men, 1 one of whom is detached to show visitors 
round so much of the works as is deemed advisable 
for them to see, is the exception. Mynors paid three 
hundred pounds a year in rent, and produced nearly 
three hundred pounds' worth of work a week. He 
was his own manager, and there was only one jacket- 
man on the place, a clerk at eighteen shillings. He 
employed about a hundred hands, and devoted all his 
ingenuity to prevent that wastage which is at once 
the easiest to overlook and the most difficult to check 
the wastage of labour. No pains were spared to keep 
all departments in full and regular activity, and owing 
to his judicious firmness the feast of St. Monday, that 
canker eternally eating at the root of the prosperity 
of the Five Towns, was less religiously observed on 
his bank than perhaps anywhere else in Bursley. He 
had realised that when a workshop stands empty the 
employer has not only ceased to make money, but 
has begun to lose it. The architect of " Providence 
Works " (Providence stands god -father to many com- 
mercial enterprises in the Five Towns) knew his busi- 
ness and the business of the potter, and he had designed 

1 Jacket-man : the artisan's satiric term for anyone who does 
not work in shirt-sleeves, who is not actually a producer, such as 
a clerk or a pretentious foreman. 



THE POTTER'S CRAFT 

the works with a view to the strictest economy of 
labour. The various shops were so arranged that in 
the course of its metamorphosis the clay travelled 
naturally in a circle from the slip-house by the canal 
to the packing-house by the canal : there was no 
carrying to and fro. The steam installation was 
complete : steam once generated had no respite ; 
after it had exhausted itself in vitalising fifty machines, 
it was killed by inches in order to dry the unfired 
ware and warm the dinners of the work-people. 

Henry took Anna to the canal-entrance, because 
the buildings looked best from that side. 

" Now how much is a crate worth ? " she asked, 
pointing to a crate which was being swung on a crane 
direct from the packing-house into a boat. 

" That ? " Mynors answered. " A crateful of ware 
may be worth anything. At Minton's I have seen 
a crate worth three hundred pounds. But that one 
there is only worth eight or nine pounds. You see, 
you and I make cheap stuff." 

" But don't you make any really good pots are 
they all cheap ? " 

" All cheap," he said. 

" I suppose that's business ? " He detected a note 
of regret in her voice. 

" I don't know," he said, with the slightest im- 
patient warmth. " We make the stuff as good as we 
can for the money. We supply what every one wants. 
Don't you think it's better to please a thousand folks 
than to please ten ? I like to feel that my ware is 
used all over the country and the colonies. I would 
sooner do as I do than make swagger ware for a hand- 
ful of rich people." 

" Oh, yes," she exclaimed, eagerly accepting the 
point of view. " I quite agree with you." She had 
never heard him in that vein before, and was struck 
by his enthusiasm. And Mynors was in fact always 



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very enthusiastic concerning the virtues of the general 
markets. He had no sympathy with specialities, 
artistic or otherwise. He found his satisfaction in 
honestly meeting the public taste. He was born to be 
a manufacturer of cheap goods on a colossal scale. 
He could dream of fifty ovens, and his ambition 
blinded him to the present absurdity of talking about 
a three-oven bank spreading its productions all over 
the country and the colonies ; it did not occur to him 
that there were yet scarcely enough plates to go 
round. 

" I suppose we had better start at the start," he 
said, leading the way to the slip-house. He did not 
need to be told that Anna was perfectly ignorant of 
the craft of pottery, and that every detail of it, so 
stale to him, would acquire freshness under her naive 
and inquiring gaze. 

In the slip-house begins the long manipulation 
which transforms raw, porous, friable clay into the 
moulded, decorated, and glazed vessel. The large 
whitewashed place was occupied by ungainly machines 
and receptacles through which the four sorts of clay 
used in the common " body " ball clay, China clay, 
flint clay, and stone clay were compelled to pass 
before they became a white putty-like mixture meet 
for shaping by human hands. The blurigcr crushed 
the clay, the sifter extracted the iron from it by means 
of a magnet, the press expelled the water, and the 
pug-mill expelled the air. From the last reluctant 
mouth slowly emerged a solid stream nearly a foot in 
diameter, like a huge white snake. Already the clay 
had acquired the uniformity characteristic of a manu- 
factured product. 

Anna moved to touch the bolts of the enormous 
twenty-four-chambered press. 

" Don't stand there," said Mynors. " The pressure 

is tremendous, and if the thing were to burst " 

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She fled hastily. " But isn't it dangerous for the 
workmen ? " she asked. 

Eli Machin, the engineman, the oldest employee 
on the works, a moneyed man and the pattern of 
reliability, allowed a vague smile to flit across his 
face at this remark. He had ascended from the 
engine-house below in order to exhibit the tricks of 
the various machines, and that done he disappeared. 
Anna was awed by the sensation of being surrounded 
by terrific forces always straining for release and held 
in check by the power of a single wall. 

" Gome and see a plate made : that is one of the 
simplest things, and the batting-machine is worth 
looking at," said Mynors, and they went into the 
nearest shop, ahot interior in the shape of four corridors 
round a solid square middle. Here men and women 
were working side by side, the women subordinate to 
the men. All were preoccupied, wrapped up in their 
respective operations, and there was the sound of 
irregular whirring movements from every part of the 
big room. The air was laden with whitish dust, and 
clay was omnipresent on the floor, the walls, the 
benches, the windows, on clothes, hands, and faces. 
It was in this shop, where both hollow- ware presses 
and flat presses were busy as only craftsmen on piece- 
work can be busy, that more than anywhere else clay 
was to be seen " in the hand of the potter." Near the 
door a stout man with a good-humoured face flung 
some clay on to a revolving disk, and even as Anna 
passed a jar sprang into existence. One instant the 
clay was an amorphous mass, the next it was a vessel 
perfectly circular, of a prescribed width and a pre- 
scribed depth ; the flat and apparently clumsy fingers 
of the craftsman had seemed to lose themselves in the 
clay for a fraction of time, and the miracle was 
accomplished. The man threw these vessels with the 
rapidity of a Roman candle throwing off coloured 

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stars, and one woman was kept busy in supplying him 
with material and relieving his bench of the finished 
articles. Mynors drew Anna along to the batting- 
machine for plate-makers, at that period rather a 
novelty and the latest invention of the dead genius 
whose brain has reconstituted a whole industry on 
new lines. Confronted with a piece of clay, the 
batting-machine descended upon it with the ferocity 
of a wild animal, worried it, stretched it, smoothed 
it into the width and thickness of a plate, and then 
desisted of itself and waited inactive for the flat 
presser to remove its victim to his more exact shaping 
machine. Several men were producing plates, but 
their rapid labours seemed less astonishing than the 
preliminary feat of the batting-machine. All the 
ware as it was moulded disappeared into the vast 
cupboards occupying the centre of the shop, where 
Mynors showed Anna innumerable rows of shelves 
full of pots in process of steam-drying. Neither time 
nor space nor material was wasted in this ant-heap 
of industry. In order to move to and fro, the women 
were compelled to insinuate themselves past the 
stationary bodies of the men. Anna marvelled at the 
careless accuracy with which they fed the batting- 
machines with lumps precisely calculated to form a 
plate of a given diameter. Everyone exerted himself 
as though the salvation of the world hung on the pro- 
duction of so much stuff by a certain hour ; dust, 
heat, and the presence of a stranger were alike unheeded 
in the mad creative passion. 

" Now," said Mynors the cicerone, opening another 
door which gave into the yard, " when all that stuff 
is dried and fettled smoothed, you know it goes into 
the biscuit oven ; that's the first firing. There's the 
biscuit oven, but we can't inspect it because it's just 
being drawn." 

He pointed to the oven near by, in whose dark 



THE POTTER'S GRAFT 

interior the forms of men, naked to the waist, could 
dimly be seen struggling with the weight of saggars l 
full of ware. It seemed like some release of martyrs, 
this unpacking of the immense oven, which, after 
being flooded with a sea of flame for fifty-four hours, 
had cooled for two days, and was yet hotter than the 
Equator. The inertness and pallor of the saggars 
seemed to be the physical result of their fiery trial, 
and one wondered that they should have survived the 
trial. Mynors went into the place adjoining the 
oven and brought back a plate out of an open saggar ; 
it was still quite warm. It had the matt surface of a 
biscuit, and adhered slightly to the fingers : it was 
now a " crook " ; it had exchanged malleability for 
brittleness, and nothing mortal could undo what the 
fire had done. Mynors took the plate with him to 
the biscuit-warehouse, a long room where one was 
forced to keep to narrow alleys amid parterres of pots. 
A solitary biscuit-warehouseman was examining the 
ware in order to determine the remuneration of the 
pressers. 

They climbed a flight of stairs to the printing-shop, 
where, by means of copper-plates, printing-presses, 
mineral colours, and transfer-papers, most of the 
decoration was done. The room was filled by a little 
crowd of people oldish men, women, and girls, 
divided into printers, cutters, transferrers, and appren- 
tices. Each interminably repeated some trifling pro- 
cess, and every article passed through a succession of 
hands until at length it was washed in a tank and 
rose dripping therefrom with its ornament of flowers 
and scrolls fully revealed. The room smelt of oil 
and flannel and humanity ; the atmosphere was more 
languid, more like that of a family party, than in the 
pressers' shop ; the old women looked stern and 

1 Saggars : large oval receptacles of coarse clay, in which the 
ware is placed for firing. 



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shrewish, the pretty young women pert and defiant, 
the younger girls meek. The few men seemed out of 
place. By what trick had they crept into the very 
centre of that mass of feminity ? It seemed wrong, 
scandalous that they should remain. Contiguous 
with the printing-shop was the painting-shop, in which 
the labours of the former were taken to a finish by 
the brush of the paintress, who filled in outlines with 
flat colour, and thus converted mechanical printing 
into handiwork. The paintresses form the noblesse of 
the banks. Their task is a light one, demanding 
deftness first of all ; they have delicate fingers, and 
enjoy a general reputation for beauty ; the wages 
they earn may be estimated from their finery on 
Sundays. They come to business in cloth jackets, 
carry dinner in little satchels ; in the shop they wear 
white aprons, and look startlingly neat and tidy. 
Across the benches over which they bend their 
coquettish heads gossip flies and returns like a shuttle ; 
they are the source of a thousand intrigues, and one 
or other of them is continually getting married or 
omitting to get married. On the bank they con- 
stitute " the sex." An infinitesimal proportion of 
them, from among the branch known as ground- 
layers, die of lead-poisoning a fact which adds pathos 
to their frivolous charm. In a subsidiary room off 
the painting-shop a single girl was seated at a revolv- 
ing table actuated by a treadle. She was doing the 
" band-and-line " on the rims of saucers. Mynors 
and Anna watched her as with her left hand she 
flicked saucer after saucer into the exact centre of the 
table, moved the treadle, and, holding a brush firmly 
against the rim of the piece, produced with infallible 
exactitude the band and the line. She was a brunette, 
about twenty-eight ; she had a calm, vacuously con- 
templative face ; but God alone knew whether she 
thought. Her work represented the summit of mono- 

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tony ; the regularity of it hypnotised the observer, 
and Mynors himself was impressed by this stupendous 
phenomenon of absolute sameness, involuntarily assum- 
ing towards it the attitude of a showman. 

" She earns as much as eighteen shillings a week 
sometimes/' he whispered. 

" May I try ? " Anna timidly asked of a sudden, 
curious to experience what the trick was like. 

" Certainly," said Mynors, in eager assent. " Pris- 
cilla, let this lady have your seat a moment, please." 

The girl got up, smiling politely. Anna took her 
place. 

" Here, try on this," said Mynors, putting on the 
table the plate which he still carried. 

" Take a full brush," the pain tress suggested, not 
attempting to hide her amusement at Anna's unaccus- 
tomed efforts. " Now push the treadle. There ! 
It isn't in the middle yet. Now ! " 

Anna produced a most creditable band, and a 
trembling but passable line, and rose flushed with the 
small triumph. 

" You have the gift," said Mynors ; and the paint- 
ress respectfully applauded. 

" I felt I could do it," Anna responded. " My 
mother's mother was a paintress, and it must be in 
the blood." 

Mynors smiled indulgently. They descended again 
to the ground floor, and following the course of manu- 
facture came to the " hardening-on " kiln, a minor 
oven where for twelve hours the oil is burnt out of the 
colour in decorated ware. A huge, jolly man in 
shirt and trousers, with an enormous apron, was in 
the act of drawing the kiln, assisted by two thin boys. 
He nodded a greeting to Mynors and exclaimed, 
" Warm ! " The kiln was nearly emptied. As Anna 
stopped at the door the man addressed her. 

" Step inside, miss, and try it." 

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" No, thanks ! " she laughed. 

" Gome now," he insisted, as if despising this hesita- 
tion. " An ounce of experience " The two boys 

grinned and wiped their foreheads with their bare, 
skeleton-like arms. Anna, challenged by the man's 
look, walked quickly into the kiln. A blasting heat 
seemed to assault her on every side, driving her back ; 
it was incredible that any human being could support 
such a temperature. 

" There ! " said the jovial man, apparently sum- 
ming her up with his bright, quizzical eyes. " You 
know summat as you didn't know afore, miss. Gome 
along, lads," he added with brisk heartiness to the 
boys, and the drawing of the kiln proceeded. 

Next came the dipping-house, where a middle-aged 
woman, enveloped in a protective garment from head 
to foot, was lipping jugs into a vat of lead-glaze, a 
boy assisting her. The woman's hands were covered 
with the grey, slimy glaze. She alone of all the 
employees appeared to be cool. 

" That is the last stage but one," said Mynors. 
" There is only the glost-firing," and they passed out 
into the yard once more. One of the glost-ovens was 
empty ; they entered it and peered into the lofty 
inner chamber, which seemed like the cold crater of 
an exhausted volcano, or like a vault, or like the 
ruined scat of some forgotten activity. The other 
oven was firing, and Anna could only look at its 
exterior, catching glimpses of the red glow at its 
twelve mouths, and guess at the Tophet, within, 
where the lead was being fused into glass. 

" Now for the glost-warehouse, and you will have 
seen all," said Mynors, " except the mould-shop, 
and that doesn't matter." 

The warehouse was the largest place on the works, 
a room sixty feet long and twenty broad, low, white- 
washed, bare, and clean. Piles of ware occupied the 



THE HONDEKOETER 

whole of the walls and of the immense floor-space, 
but there was no trace here of the soilure and untidi- 
ness incident to manufacture ; all processes were at an 
end, clay had vanished into crock ; and the calmness 
and the whiteness atoned for the disorder, noise, and 
squalor which had preceded. Here was a sample of 
the total and final achievement towards which the 
thousands of small, disjointed efforts that Anna had 
witnessed were directed. And it seemed a miraculous, 
almost impossible, result ; so definite, precise, and 
regular after a series of acts apparently variable, 
inexact, and casual : so inhuman after all that in- 
tensely inhuman labour ; so vast in comparison with 
the minuteness of the separate endeavours. As Anna 
looked, for instance, at a pile of tea-sets, she found it 
difficult even to conceive that, a fortnight or so before, 
they had been nothing but lumps of dirty clay. No 
stage of the manufacture was incredible by itself, but 
the result was incredible. It was the result that 
appealed to the imagination, authenticating the adage 
that fools and children should never see anything till 
it is done. 

ARNOLD BENNETT 



THE HONDEKOETER 

ENCOUNTERING his old friend Traquair opposite the 
Horse Guards, in the summer of 1880, James Forsyte, 
who had taken an afternoon off from the City, pro- 
ceeded alongside with the words : 

" I'm not well." 

His friend answered : " You look bobbish enough. 
Going to the Club ? " 

" No," said James. " I'm going to Jobson's. 
They're selling Smelter's pictures. Don't suppose 
there's anything, but I thought I'd look in." 

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" Smelter ? Selling his ' Cupid and Pish,' as he 
used to call it ? He never could speak the Queen's 
English." 

" I'm sure I don't know what made him die," said 
James ; " he wasn't seventy. His '47 was good." 

" Ah ! And his brown sherry." 

James shook his head. 

" Liverish stuff. I've been walking from the 
Temple ; got a touch of liver now." 

" You ought to go to Carlsbad ; that's the new 
place, they say." 

" Homburg," said James, mechanically. " Emily 
likes it too fashionable for me. I don't know I'm 
sixty- nine." He pointed his umbrella at a lion. 

" That chap Landseer must ha' made a pretty 
penny," he muttered : " They say Dizzy's very shaky. 
He won't last long." 

" M'm ! That old fool Gladstone'll set us all by 
the ears yet. Going to bid at Jobson's ? " 

" Bid ? Haven't got the money to throw away. 
My family's growing up." 

" Ah ! How's your married daughter Winifred ? " 

The furrow between James' brows increased in 
depth. 

" She never tells me. But I know that chap Dartie 
she married makes the money fly." 

" What is he ? " 

" An outside broker," said James gloomily : " But 
so far as I can see, he does nothing but gallivant about 
to races and that. He'll do no good with himself." 

He halted at the pavement edge, where a crossing 
had been swept, for it had rained ; and extracting a 
penny from his trouser pocket, gave it to the crossing- 
sweeper, who looked up at his long figure with a round 
and knowing eye. 

" Well, good-bye, James. I'm going to the Club. 
Remember me to Emily." 

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James Forsyte nodded, and moved, stork-like, on 
to the narrow crossing. Andy Traquair ! He still 
looked very spry ! Gingery chap ! But that wife of 
his fancy marrying again at his age ! Well, no fool 
like an old one. And, incommoded by a passing four- 
wheeler, he instinctively raised his umbrella they 
never looked where they were going. 

Traversing St. James' Square, he reflected gloomily 
that these new Clubs were thundering great places ; 
and this asphalt pavement that was coming in he 
didn't know ! London wasn't what it used to be, 
with horses slipping about all over the place. He 
turned into Jobson's. Three o'clock ! They'd be 
just starting. Smelter must have cut up quite well. 

Ascending the steps, he passed through the lobbies 
into the sale-room. Auction was in progress, but they 
had not yet reached the c property of William 
Smelter, Esq.' 

Putting on his tortoiseshell pince-nez, James studied 
the catalogue. Since his purchase of a Turner some 
said c not a Turner ' all cordage and drowning men, 
he had not bought a picture, and he had a blank space 
on the stairs. It was a large space in a poor light ; he 
often thought it looked very bare. If there were any- 
thing going at a bargain, he might think of it. H'm ! 
There was the Bronzino : ' Cupid and Pish ' that 
Smelter had been so proud of a nude ; he didn't 
want nudes in Park Lane. His eye ran down the 
catalogue : " Claud Lorraine," " Bosboem," " Cor- 
nells van Vos," " Snyders " " Snyders " m'm ! 
still life all ducks and geese, hares, artichokes, onions, 
platters, oysters, grapes, turkeys, pears, and starved- 
looking greyhounds asleep under them. No. 17, 
" M. Hondekoeter." Fowls. 1 1 foot by 6. What a 
whopping great thing ! He took three mental steps 
into the middle of the picture and three steps out 
again. " Hondekoeter." His brother Jolyon had 

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one in the billiard room at Stanhope Gate lot of 
fowls ; not so big as that. " Snyders ! " " Ary 
Scheffer " bloodless-looking affair, he'd be bound ! 
" Rosa Bonheur." " Snyders." 

He took a seat at the side of the room, and fell into 
a reverie with James a serious matter, indissolubly 
connected with investments. Soames in partnership 
now was shaping well ; bringing in a lot of business. 
That house in Bryanston Square the tenancy would 
be up in September he ought to get another hundred 
on a re-let, with the improvements the tenant had 
put in. He'd have a couple of thousand to invest 
next Quarter Day. There was Cape Copper, but he 
didn't know ; Nicholas was always telling him to buy 
' Midland.' That fellow Dartie, too, kept worrying 
him about Argentines he wouldn't touch them with 
a pair of tongs. And, leaning forward with his hands 
crossed on the handle of his umbrella, he gazed fixedly 
up at the skylight, as if seeing some annunciation or 
other, while his shaven lips, between his grey Dun- 
drearys, filled sensually as though savouring a dividend. 

" The collection of William Smelter, Esquire, of 
Russell Square." 

Now for the usual poppycock ! " This well-known 
collector," " masterpieces of the Dutch and French 
Schools " ; " rare opportunity " ; " Connoisseur " ; 
all me eye and Betty Martin ! Smelter used to buy 
'em by the yard. 

" No. i. Cupid and Psyche : Bronzino. Ladies 
and Gentlemen : what shall I start it at this beautiful 
picture, an undoubted masterpiece of the Italian 
School ? " 

James sniggered. Connoisseur with his * Cupid 
and Pish ' ! 

To his astonishment there was some brisk bidding; 
and James' upper lip began to lengthen, as ever at 
any dispute about values. The picture was knocked 

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down and a c Snyders ' put up. James sat watching 
picture after picture disposed of. It was hot in the 
room and he felt sleepy he didn't know why he had 
come ; he might have been having a nap at the Club, 
or driving with Emily. 

" What no bid for the Hondekoeter ? This large 
masterpiece." 

James gazed at the enormous picture on the easel, 
supported at either end by an attendant. The huge 
affair was full of poultry and feathers floating in a bit 
of water and a large white rooster looking as if it 
were about to take a bath. It was a dark painting, 
save for the rooster, with a yellowish tone. 

" Gome, gentlemen ? By a celebrated painter of 
domestic poultry. May I say fifty ? Forty ? Who'll 
give me forty pounds ? It's giving it away. Well, 
thirty to start it ? Look at the rooster ! Masterly 
painting ! Come now ! I'll take any bid." 

" Five pounds ! " said James, covering the words 
so that no one but the auctioneer should see where 
they came from. 

" Five pounds for this genuine work by a master of 
domestic poultry ! Ten pounds did you say, Sir ? 
Ten pounds bid." 

" Fifteen," muttered James. 

" Twenty." 

" Twenty-five," said James ; he was not going 
above thirty. 

" Twenty-five why, the frame's worth it. Who 
says thirty ? " 

No one said thirty ; and the picture was knocked 
down to James, whose mouth had opened slightly. 
He hadn't meant to buy it ; but the thing was a 
bargain the size had frightened them ; Jolyon had 
paid one hundred and forty for his Hondekoeter. 
Well, it would cover that blank on the stairs. He 
waited till two more pictures had been sold ; then, 

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leaving his card with directions for the despatch of the 
Hondekoeter, made his way up St. James' Street and 
on towards home. 

He found Emily just starting out with Rachel and 
Cicely in the barouche, but refused to accompany 
them a little afraid of being asked what he had been 
doing. Entering his deserted house, he told Warmson 
that he felt liverish ; he would have a cup of tea and 
a muffin, nothing more ; then passing on to the stairs, 
he stood looking at the blank space. When the 
picture was hung, it wouldn't be there. What would 
Soames say to.it, though the boy had begun to 
interest himself in pictures since his run abroad ? 
Still, the price he had paid was not the market value ; 
and, passing on up to the drawing-room, he drank 
his China tea, strong, with cream, and ate two muffins. 
If he didn't feel better to-morrow, he should have 
Dash look at him. 

The following morning, starting for the office, he 
said to Warmson : 

" There'll be a picture come to-day. You'd better 
get Hunt and Thomas to help you hang it. It's to 
go in the middle of that space on the stairs. You'd 
better have it done when your mistress is out. Let 
'em bring it in the back way it's eleven foot by six ; 
and mind the paint." 

When he returned, rather late, the Hondekoeter 
was hung. It covered the space admirably, but the 
light being poor and the picture dark, it was not 
possible to see what it was about. It looked quite 
well. Emily was in the drawing-room when he 
went in. 

" What on earth is that great picture on the stairs, 
James ? " 

" That ? " said James. " A Hondekoeter ; picked 
it up, a bargain, at Smelter's sale. Jolyon's got one 
at Stanhope Gate." 

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" I never saw such a lumbering great thing." 

" What ? " said James. " It covers up that space 
well. It's not as if you could see anything on the 
stairs. There's some good poultry in it." 

"It makes the stairs darker than they were before. 
I don't know what Soames will say. Really, James, 
you oughtn't to go about alone, buying things like 
that." 

" I can do what I like with my money, I suppose," 
said James. " It's a well-known name." 

" Well," said Emily, " for a man of your age Never 
mind ! Don't fuss ! Sit down and drink your tea." 

James sat down, muttering. Women always un- 
just, and no more sense of values than an old tom-cat ! 

Emily said no more, ever mistress of her suave and 
fashionable self. 

Winifred, with Montagu Dartie, came in later, so 
that all the family were assembled for dinner ; Cicely 
having her hair down, Rachel her hair up she had 
" come out " this season ; Soames, who had just 
parted with the little whiskers of the late 'seventies, 
looking pale and flatter-cheeked than usual. Wini- 
fred, beginning to be " interesting," owing to the 
approach of a little Dartie, kept her eyes somewhat 
watchfully on " Monty," square and oiled, with a 
" handsome " look on his sallow face, and a big 
diamond stud in his shining shirt-front. 

It was she who broached the Hondekoeter. 

" Pater dear, what made you buy that enormous 
picture ? " 

James looked up, and mumbled through his mutton: 

" Enormous ! It's the right size for that space on 
the stairs." It seemed to him at the moment that his 
family had very peculiar faces. 

" It's very fine and large ! " Dartie was speaking ! 
" Um ! " thought James : " What does he want- 
money ? " 

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" It's so yellow," said Rachel, plaintively. 

" What do you know about a picture ? " 

" I know what I like, Pater. 55 

James stole a glance at his son, but Soames was 
looking down his nose. 

" It's very good value, 55 said James, suddenly. 
" There's some first-rate feather painting in it. 55 

Nothing more was said at the moment, nobody 
wanting to hurt the Pater's feelings, but, upstairs, in 
the drawing-room after Emily and her three daughters 
had again traversed the length of the Hondekoeter, 
a lively conversation broke out. 

Really the Pater ! Rococo was not the word for 
pictures that size ! And chickens who wanted to 
look at chickens, even if you could see them ? But, of 
course, Pater thought a bargain excused everything. 

Emily said : 

" Don't be disrespectful, Cicely." 

" Well, Mater, he does, you know. All the old 
Forsytes do." 

Emily, who secretly agreed, said : " H'ssh ! " 

She was always loyal to James, in his absence. 
They all were, indeed, except among themselves. 

" Soames thinks it dreadful, 55 said Rachel. " I 
hope he'll tell the Pater so." 

" Soames will do nothing of the sort," said Emily. 
" Really your father can do what he likes in his own 
house you children are getting very uppish. 55 

" Well, Mater, you know jolly well it's awfully out 
of date." 

" I wish you would not say c awfully ' and ' jolly," 
Cicely." 

" Why not ? Everybody does, at school." 

Winifred cut in : 

" They really are the latest words, Mother." 

Emily was silent ; nothing took the wind out of her 
sails like the word ' latest,' for, though a woman of 

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much character, she could not bear to be behind- 
hand. 

" Listen ! " said Rachel, who had opened the door. 

A certain noise could be heard ; it was James, ex- 
tolling the Hondekoeter, on the stairs. 

" That rooster," he was saying, " is a fine bird ; 
and look at those feathers floating. Think they could 
paint those nowadays ? Your Uncle Jolyon gave a 
hundred an' forty for his Hondekoeter, and I picked 
this up for twenty-five." 

" What did I say ? " whispered Cicely. " A bar- 
gain. I hate bargains ; they lumber up everything. 
That Turner was another ! " 

" 'Shh ! " said Winifred, who was not so young, 
and wished that Monty had more sense of a bargain 
than he had as yet displayed. " I like a bargain 
myself; you know youVe got something for your 
money." 

"I'd rather have my money," said Cicely. 

" Don't be silly, Cicely," said Emily ; " go and 
play your piece. Your father likes it." 

James and Dartie now entered, Soames having 
passed on up to his room where he worked at night. 

Cicely began her piece. She was at home owing 
to an outbreak of mumps at her school on Ham 
Common ; and her piece, which contained a number 
of runs up and down the piano, was one which she 
was perfecting for the school concert at the end of term. 
James, who made a point of asking for it, partly be- 
cause it was good for Cicely, and partly because it 
was good for his digestion, took his seat by the hearth 
between his whiskers, averting his eyes from animated 
objects. Unfortunately, he never could sleep after 
dinner, and thoughts buzzed in his head. Soames 
had said there was no demand now for large pictures, 
and very little for the Dutch school he had admitted, 
however, that the Hondekoeter was a bargain as 

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values went ; the name alone was worth the money. 
Cicely commenced her " piece " ; James brooded on. 
He really didn't know whether he was glad he had 
bought the thing or not. Every one of them had dis- 
approved, except Dartie ; the only one whose dis- 
approval he would have welcomed. To say that 
James was conscious of a change in the mental outlook 
of his day would be to credit him with a philosophic 
sensibility unsuited to his breeding and his age ; but 
he was uncomfortably conscious that a bargain was 
not what it had been. And while Cicely's fingers ran 
up and down he didn't know, he couldn't say. 

" D'you mean to tell me," he said, when Cicely shut 
the piano, " that you don't like those Dresden vases ? " 

Nobody knew whom he was addressing or why, so 
no one replied. 

" I bought 'em at Jobson's in '67, and they're worth 
three times what I gave for them." 

It was Rachel who responded. 

" Well, Pater, do you like them yourself? " 

" Like them ? What's that got to do with it ? 
They're genuine, and worth a lot of money." 

" I wish you'd sell them, then, James," said Emily. 
" They're not the fashion now." 

" Fashion ! They'll be worth a lot more before 
I die." 

" A bargain," muttered Cicely, below her breath. 

" What's that ? " said James, whose hearing was 
sometimes unexpectedly sharp. 

" I said : ' A bargain,' Pater ; weren't they ? " 

" Of course they were " ; and it could be heard 
from his tone that if they hadn't been, he wouldn't 
have bought them. " You young people know no- 
thing about money, except how to spend it " ; and he 
looked at his son-in-law, who was sedulously concerned 
with his finger-nails. 

Emily, partly to smooth James, whom she could see 
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was ruffled, and partly because she had a passion for 
the game, told Cicely to get out the card table, and 
said with cheery composure : 

" Come along, James, we'll play Nap." 

They sat around the green board for a considerable 
time playing for farthings, with every now and then 
a little burst of laughter, when James said : " I'll go 
Nap ! " At this particular game, indeed, James was 
always visited by a sort of recklessness. At farthing 
points he could be a devil of a fellow for very little 
money. He had soon lost thirteen shillings, and was 
as dashing as ever. 

He rose at last, in excellent humour, pretending to 
be bankrupt. 

" Well, I don't know," he said, " I always lose my 
money." 

The Hondekoeter, and the misgivings it had given 
rise to, had faded from his mind. 

Winifred and Dartie departing, without the latter 
having touched on finance, he went up to bed with 
Emily in an almost cheerful condition ; and, having 
turned his back on her, was soon snoring lightly. 

He was awakened by a crash and bumping rumble, 
as it might be thunder, on the right. 

" What on earth's that, James ? " said Emily's 
startled voice. 

" What ? " said James : " Where ? Here, where 
are my slippers ? " 

" It must be a thunderbolt. Be careful, James." 

For James, in his nightgown, was already standing 
by the bedside in the radiance of a night-light, long 
as a stork. He sniffed loudly. 

" D'you smell burning ? " 

" No," said Emily. 

" Here, give me the candle." 

" Put on this shawl, James. It can't be burglars ; 
they wouldn't make such a noise." 
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" I don't know," muttered James, " I was asleep." 
He took the candle from Emily, and shuffled to the 
door. 

" What's all this ? " he said on the landing. By 
confused candle and night-light he could see a number 
of white-clothed figures Rachel, Cicely, and the 
maid Fifine, in their nightgowns. Soames in his 
nightshirt, at the head of the stairs, and down below, 
that fellow Warmson. 

The voice of Soames, flat and calm, said : 

" It's the Hondekoeter." 

There, in fact, enormous, at the bottom of the 
stairs, was the Hondekoeter, fallen on its face. James, 
holding up his candle, stalked down and stood gazing 
at it. No one spoke, except Fifine, who said : " La, la ! " 

Cicely, seized with a fit of giggles, vanished. 

Then Soames spoke into the dark well below him, 
illumined faintly by James' candle. 

" It's all right, Pater ; it won't be hurt ; there was 
no glass." 

James did not answer, but holding his candle low, 
returned up the stairs, and without a word went back 
into his bedroom. 

" What was it, James ? " said Emily, who had 
not risen. 

" That picture came down with a run comes of not 
looking after things yourself. That fellow Warmson ! 
Where's the eau-de-Cologne ? " 

He anointed himself, got back into bed, and lay on 
his back, waiting for Emily to improve the occasion. 
But all she said was : 

" I hope it hasn't made your head ache, James." 

" No," said James ; and, for some time after she 
was asleep, he lay with his eyes on the night-light, as if 
waiting for the Hondekoeter to play him another trick 
after he had bought the thing and given it a good 
home, too ! 

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Next morning, going down to breakfast he passed 
the picture, which had been lifted, so that it stood 
slanting, with its back to the stair wall. The white 
rooster seemed just as much on the point of taking a 
bath as ever. The feathers floated on their backs, 
curved like shallops. He passed on into the dining- 
room. 

They were all there, eating eggs and bacon, sus- 
piciously silent. 

James helped himself and sat down. 

" What are you going to do with it now, James ? " 
said Emily. 

" Do with it ? Hang it again, of course ! " 

" Not really, Pater ! " said Rachel. " It gave me 
fits last night." 

" That wall won't stand it," said Soames. 

" What ! It's a good wall ! " 

" It really is too big," said Emily. 

" And we none of us like it, Pater," put in Cicely, 
" it's such a monster, and so yellow ! " 

" Monster, indeed ! " said James, and was silent, 
till suddenly he spluttered : 

" What would you have me do with it, then ? " 

" Send it back ; sell it again." 

" I shouldn't get anything for it." 

"But you said it was a bargain, Pater," said Cicely. 

" So it was ! " 

There was another silence. James looked sidelong 
at his son ; there was a certain pathos in that glance, 
as if it were seeking help, but Soames was concentrated 
above his plate. 

" Have it put up in the lumber-room, James," said 
Emily, quietly. 

James reddened between his whiskers, and his 
mouth opened ; he looked again at his son, but 
Soames ate on. James turned to his teacup. And 
there went on within him that which he could not 

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express. It was as if they had asked him : " When 
is a bargain not a bargain ? " and he didn't know 
the answer, but they did. A change of epoch, some- 
thing new-fangled in the air. A man could no longer 
buy a thing because it was worth more ! It was 
it was the end of everything. And, suddenly, he 
mumbled : " Well, have it your own way, then. 
Throwing money away, I call it ! " 

After he had gone to the office, the Hondekoeter 
was conducted to the lumber-room by Warmson, 
Hunt, and Thomas. There, covered by a dust-sheet 
to preserve the varnish, it rested twenty-one years, till 
the death of James in 1901, when it went forth and 
again came under the hammer. It fetched five 
pounds, and was bought by a designer of posters, 
working for a poultry-breeding firm. 

JOHN GALSWORTHY 



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NOTES 

Nurse's Stories. From " The Uncommercial Traveller," by 

Charles Dickens. 

Charles Dickens (1812-1870) is almost certainly the most 
popular prose-writer in English literature, as Shake- 
speare is the most popular poet. Dickens and Shake- 
speare between them probably created more living 
characters than all the rest of our English authors 
together. Shakespeare had this advantage over Dickens 
that he could draw kings as easily as tapsters, whereas 
Dickens was less easy in drawing characters in the higher 
ranks of society : Dickens, nevertheless, in Mr. Pick- 
wick achieved a perfect example of a natural gentleman. 
" The Uncommercial Traveller " is a collection of 
twenty-eight stories and sketches on topics where 
Dickens thought reform desirable : the papers, which 
are often Dickens at his best, were first published in 
" All the Year Round," and were re-issued in 1861. 

The Bear. From " The Cloister and the Hearth," by Charles 

Reade. 

Charles Reade (1814-1884), Lawyer and Fellow of 
Magdalen College, Oxford, excelled as a story-teller, 
and like Dickens, was an ardent reformer. " The 
Cloister and the Hearth," an historical romance set in 
the 1 5th century, was inspired by a study of the life of 
Erasmus and the works of Luther and Froissart. 

The Future Life. From " Introduction to ' The Phaedo'," 

by Benjamin Jowett. 

Benjamin Jowett (1817-1893), Regius Professor of Greek 
at Oxford, and the famous master of Balliol College, 
was the author of works both on scriptural and classical 
subjects. His translations of Plato and Introduction 
to Plato are among his notable writings. 

A Reading from " Coriolanus" From " Shirley," by Charlotte 
Bronte. 

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Charlotte Bronte (1816-1855), was the eldest of the three 
brilliant literary sisters, Charlotte, Emily, and Anne. 
Their father was an Irish clergyman with a living in 
Yorkshire. Charlotte wrote four novels," The Professor," 
I'Jane Eyre," " Shirley," and " Villette." "Jane Eyre," 
in which the writer owed a debt to Thackeray, whom 
she venerated as her literary master, is the most famous 
of the four novels, but " Shirley," the scene of which 
is laid in Yorkshire during the Napoleonic wars, is 
scarcely inferior in power. 

Death of Mr. Earnshaw. From " Wuthering Heights," by 
Emily Bronte. 

Emily Bronte (1818-1848), in " Wuthering Heights," 
produced a novel which, despite its unequal standard, 
is regarded as one of the great tragical romances in our 
literature. The central figure of the story is the 
gloomy and vindictive Heathcliffe, originally a waif 
picked up in Liverpool by Mr. Earnshaw, and reared as 
one of his own children. 

England's Forgotten Worthies. From " Short Studies on 
Great Subjects," by James Antony Froude. 

James Antony Froude (1818-1894), who reacted against 
the Oxford High Church movement, was a fellow of 
Exeter College and two years before his death was 
elected Regius Professor of History at Oxford. Master of 
an eloquent style, often extremely beautiful in quality, he 
was a prolific, and often controversial writer. His longest 
work was his " History of England," issued in twelve 
volumes : among his shorter works his " Short Studies 
on Great Subjects," and his " English Seamen in the 
Sixteenth Century " retain their popularity. 

Attack on the Stockade. From " Westward Ho ! " by Charles 
Kingsley. 

Charles Kingsley (1819-1875), a native of Devonshire, 
took Holy Orders and passed his life in a living in 
Hampshire. Kingsley is famous both as story-teller 
and poet. "Alton Locke," "Yeast," " Hypatia," 
" Hereward the Wake," " The Heroes," and " The 
Water Babies," are among his well-known prose works, 
and "Westward Ho ! ", a romantic tale of Elizabethan 
days, is the high-water mark of his success and 
popularity as a novelist. 

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NOTES 

Mr. Poulter. From " The Mill on the Floss/' by George 

Eliot. 

George Eliot (1819-1880) was the pen name of Mary 
Ann Evans, one of the greatest of women novelists. Her 
later novels, such as " Middlemarch " and " Daniel 
Deronda " are somewhat over-weighted with philosophy 
and religious prejudice, but the earlier books, " Scenes 
from Clerical Life," " Adam Bede," " The Mill on the 
Floss," and "Silas Marner," are wholly delightful 
pictures of the humours and pathos of life. 

Stabb kills a Whale. From "Moby Dick," by Herman 

Melville. 

Herman Melville (1819-1891), born in New York city, 
started life as a sailor before the mast, and sailed 
round the Gape of Good Hope at the age of twenty- 
two in a whaler. Moby Dick is the name of a particu- 
larly fierce and powerful whale ; Melville's story of 
that title describes a search round nearly the whole 
globe for Moby Dick and Moby Dick's ultimate victory. 
In the course of the narrative Melville gives consider- 
able information about the nature, habits, and anatomy 
of whales. 

Effect of Mountain Scenery on Shakespeare. From " Modern 

Painters," by John Ruskin. 

John Ruskin (1819-1900) devoted his life to expounding, 
in an immense number of volumes, his views on art, 
politics, and ethics. In 1869 he was appointed Slade 
Professor of Fine Arts in Oxford, but had to abandon 
the post eventually owing to ill-health. In " Modern 
Painters," his first and longest work, he set out to 
vindicate the painting of Turner, but as the book 
progressed the author developed his views on a variety 
of subjects. In his early writing Ruskin showed himself 
master of a highly-coloured, sumptuous style, but in 
his last books he writes with a simple economy of langu- 
age which possesses another beauty of its own. 

An Old War Horse. From " Black Beauty," by Anna Sewell. 
Anna Sewell (1820-1878), born at Yarmouth, was a life- 
long invalid owing to her having sprained both ankles 
in childhood. In 1877 she published " Black Beauty," 
the autobiography of a horse, which had an immense 
vogue. The obvious purpose of the book is to inculcate 
kindness to animals. 

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The Fight. From " Tom Brown's School Days," by Thomas 

Hughes. 

Thomas Hughes (1822-1896) was educated at Rugby 
under Dr. Arnold, and at Oriel College, Oxford. He 
became a member of the Chancery Bar, and in due 
course a Q.C., and a County Court Judge. He was a 
Liberal member of Parliament for Lambeth and Frome, 
and took part in founding a settlement in America. 

" Tom Brown," in spite of the obvious respects in 
which it dates, especially in its sentimental emphasis, 
remains the foremost classic among books which describe 
English public-school life. 

A Fire at Sea. From "The Life-boat," by R. M. 

Ballantync. 

R. M. Ballantyne (1825-1894), born in Edinburgh, 
wrote no less than eighty books, the majority of which 
were intended specifically for boy readers. He had the 
happiest knack of combining the telling of an exciting 
story with providing useful information on a variety of 
topics and with inculcating good morals. 

The Great Winter. From " Lorna Doone," by R. D. Black- 
more. 

R. D. Blackmore (18251900) was educated at Blundell's 
School and Exeter College. He published several 
volumes of verse and a number of novels of which 
" Lorna Doone " is the most famous : the story is set 
in the reigns of Charles II and James II and the time 
of the Monmouth Rebellion. 

Rounding Cape Horn. From " Historical Sketches of the 

Reign of George II," by Mrs. Oliphant. 
Mrs. Oliphant (1828-1897), a vivid and voluminous 
writer, was author of numerous novels and lives, and 
of an autobiography in which she describes how by her 
pen she laboured to provide for her children and also 
those of her brother. 

The Punishment of Shahpesh. From " The Shaving of Shag- 
pat," by George Meredith. 

George Meredith (18281909), born in Hampshire, was 
educated privately, and at a Moravian school in Ger- 
many. He supported himself, not without difficulty, 
by contributing to periodicals, and eventually became 
a reader to Chapman and Hall, the publishers. He was 
twice married. He achieved eminence both as a 

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novelist and poet. His fine sonnet-sequence, " Modern 
Love," is as haunting as any poetry of the igth century. 
As a novelist he first won popularity by " Diana of the 
Crossways," published in 1885. " The Shaving of 
Shagpat," a series of burlesque Arabian fantasies, was 
an early work published in 1856. 

The Mock Turtle's Story. From " Alice in Wonderland," by 

Lewis Carroll. 

Lewis Carroll, the pen-name of Charles Lutwidge Dodg- 
son (1832-1898), was a Student, in Holy Orders, and 
a mathematical lecturer at Christ Church, Oxford. 
" Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," and the sequel, 
" Through the Looking-Glass," written to amuse certain 
of Dodgson's youthful friends in Oxford, are the most 
famous of all children's books in English literature, and 
are appreciated equally, and probably more so, by 
adults. Dodgson, although the persons in the stories 
arc apparently nonsensical, has something of Shake- 
speare's and Dickens's power of creating living human 
characters. 

The Rights of Animals. From " Erewhon," by Samuel 

Butler. 

Samuel Butler (1835-1902), son of Bishop Butler, was 
educated at Shrewsbury and Cambridge. He started 
his career as a sheep-breeder in New Zealand, but 
returned to England to settle in Clifford's Inn. He was 
a painter and composer as well as a satiric author ; 
his most famous books are " Erewhon," an anagram of 
" nowhere," a satirical romance which is founded in 
part on his experience of New Zealand, and his auto- 
biographical novel " The Way of All Flesh." 

The Happy Thinker is Called. From " Happy Thoughts," 

by Sir Francis Burnand. 

Sir Francis Burnand (1836-1917) was editor of" Punch " 
from 1880-1906, and " Happy Thoughts " first appeared 
as a series in the pages of " Punch." Burnand also 
wrote dramatic burlesques, including the famous " Cox 
and Box," which was set to music by Sullivan. 

The Happy Thinker, i.e. the protagonist of " Happy 
Thoughts " it is a pity the author gave him no name, 
which might have made the book and the character 
more celebrated is a nai've member of comfortable 
Victorian society who spends his time paying country 

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house visits and in other pleasant pursuits in which he 
invariably depicts himself as a well-meaning booby. 

La Gioconda. From " Leonardo da Vinci/' by Walter 

Pater. 

Walter Pater (1839-1894) was a Fellow of Brasenose 
College, Oxford. He made his fame as an essayist 
notably in sympathy with the Pre-Raphaelite ideals. 

The Battle of Cannae. From " Carthage and the Cartha- 
ginians," by R. Bosworth Smith. 

Reginald Bosworth Smith (1839-1908) was appointed a 
classical master to Harrow School in 1 864. In due course 
he built " The Knoll," where he presided as Housemaster 
over a highly successful House till he retired from 
the school in 1901. Notable among his books are his 
life of Lord Lawrence and " Carthage and the Car- 
thaginians," the latter being a collection of seven 
lectures first delivered before the Royal Institution. 

Egdon Heath. From " The Return of the Native," by 

Thomas Hardy. 

Thomas Hardy (1840-1928), born near Dorchester, 
first practised as an architect. He became eminent in 
literature as novelist, poet, and author of the epic 
drama " The Dynasts." An austere philosophy of 
gloom pervades his work, in which man is represented 
as the victim of an indifferent and heartless power. 
Hardy was awarded the Order of Merit and, despite 
his sombre creed, is buried in Westminster Abbey. 

The Great Forest after London. From " After London," by 

Richard Jefferies. 

Richard Jefferies (1848-1887) was the son of a Wiltshire 
farmer, which probably accounts for his notable 
powers of observing and describing Nature in his articles, 
sketches, and novels. " After London, or Wild Eng- 
land " is a curious vision of the future of England in 
which life has returned again to a condition of primitive 
wilderness. 

The Yellow Paint. From "Fables," by Robert Louis 

Stevenson. 

Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894), born in Edinburgh, 
was educated at Edinburgh University. He studied 
engineering and then law. He suffered from lung trouble 
which necessitated many journeys in search of health. 

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In 1888 he settled in Samoa, where he died and was 
buried. In the varied collection of essays, novels, and 
poetry which he wrote Stevenson maintained a brilliant 
standard of descriptive power in a faultless, though 
sometimes a somewhat mannered style. 

The King's Stratagem. From " In King's Byways," by 

Stanley Weyman. 

Stanley Weyman (1855-1928) was educated at Oxford 
and became a barrister. He is famous for his numerous 
romantic stories and novels, the scenes of almost all of 
which are laid in France. Though neither in style 
nor creation of characters is Weyman's work of the 
highest quality, he displays great ingenuity in devising 
his plots, an unflagging zest in telling a story, and a 
genuine power of creating a not very subtle atmosphere. 

Jim. From " Lord Jim," by Joseph Conrad. 
Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) was born in the Ukraine. 
His parents were Polish and his full name was Teodor 
Josef Konrad Korzeniowski. He accompanied his 
parents to northern Russia, to which on charges of 
revolutionary intrigue they were exiled. He was 
educated at Cracow. At the age of seventeen he went 
. to sea in the Mediterranean. In 1 878 he visited England, 
when he determined to sail thereafter under the British 
flag. He rose in the British Merchant Service to the 
rank of master-mariner. After ill-health had caused him 
to have to leave the sea in 1894 he devoted himself to 
writing his beautiful, powerful, sane but exotic novels, in 
which the sea as a subject not unnaturally predominates. 

Packing. From " Three Men in a Boat," by Jerome K. 

Jerome. 

Jerome K.Jerome (18591923), clerk, schoolmaster, and 
actor, was born in Walsall, but grew up in London. 
His story " Three Men in a Boat (to say nothing of the 
Dog) " is one of the most high-spirited of humorous 
books, while his morality play " The Passing of the 
Third Floor Back " provided a famous part for Sir 
Johnston Forbes-Robertson, and later proved an im- 
pressive film. 

Pterodactyls. From "The Lost World," by Sir Arthur 

Conan Doyle. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930) was a member of 
the medical profession and practised as a doctor at 

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Southsea till 1890. He won fame by creating Sher- 
lock Holmes, the amateur detective, whose adventures 
he described in a cycle of stories. He wrote other popular 
romances, including " The White Company," " Rodney 
Stone," and " The Exploits of Brigadier Gerard," and 
a history of spiritualism in which subject he became 
much interested. His fantasy " The Lost World " was 
filmed with great success. 

The Potter's Craft. From " Anna of the Five Towns," by 

Arnold Bennett. 

Arnold Bennett (1867-1931), born in Staffordshire, 
started life as a solicitor's clerk, but soon devoted him- 
self to journalism and literature. He won fame as a 
novelist by his stories of the Five Towns in the Midlands, 
namely Tunstall, Burslem, Hanlcy, Stoke-upon-Trent, 
and Longton. Much of Bennett's work is too photo- 
graphic to rank as first-rate literature, but at times, as 
in his novel " Riceyman Steps " and his play " Mile- 
stones," written in conjunction with Edward Knoblock, 
he achieved work which is likely to endure. 

The Hondekoeter. From " On Forsyte Change," by John 

Galsworthy. 

John Galsworthy (1867-1933), educated at Harrow and 
Oxford, set himself throughout his work to present 
sympathetically the case of the " under-dog " in our 
social system. He was equally successful as a play- 
wright and novelist. " Strife," " Justice," " The Skin 
Game," and " Loyalties," are specially notable among 
his plays, and in his novel " The Forsyte Saga " he 
drew a classic picture of upper middle-class society in 
the later Victorian age. This picture he continues in 
subsequent Forsyte stories up to the description of the 
typical Forsyte era caused by the Great War. " On 
Forsyte Change " was a collection of " apocryphal 
Forsyte tales " which appeared in 1930. 



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ESSAY QUESTIONS 

1. Nurse's Stories, by Dickens. Write such a story as told 
by a nurse would be calculated to frighten a modern child 
of the post- War era. 

2. The Bear, by Charles Reade. Write an account of this 
adventure told from the Bear's point of view. 

3. The Future Life, by Jowett. Compare this passage with 
the Christian view of immortality. 

4. A Reading from " Coriolanus," by Charlotte Bronte. 
Invent and describe another Shakespeare reading in differ- 
ent circumstances. 

5. Death of Mr. Earnshaw, by Emily Bronte. Discuss 
features in this passage which support the view that " Wuther- 
ing Heights " is one of the most powerful of English novels. 

6. England's Forgotten Worthies, by Froude. Pay a similar 
tribute to some of England's forgotten soldiers. 

7. Attack on the Stockade, by Charles Kingsley. Describe 
any other type of tree in the manner in which Kingsley 
describes the ceiba tree. 

8. Mr. Poulter, by George Eliot. Contrast George Eliot's 
humour, as exemplified in this passage, with a kindred 
passage or character sketch' in Dickens. 

9. Stubb kills a Whale, by Herman Melville. Describe 
the killing of a shark or any other inhabitant of the sea. 

10. Effect of Mountain Scenery on Shakespeare, by Ruskin. 
Discuss the effect of any type of scenery on any other 
English author. 

1 1. An Old War Horse, by Anna Sewell. Tell the story of 
An Old Taxicab. 

12. The Fight, by Thomas Hughes. What features in 
this passage are out of tune with school life of to-day ? 

13. A Fire at Sea, by R. M. Ballantyne. In what respects 
would one expect to find a ship of to-day better provided 
with the means of avoiding a fire, or of fighting one ? 

14. The Great Winter, by R. D. Blackmore. Describe a 
Great Summer. 

15. Rounding Cape Horn, by Mrs. Oliphant. What signs 

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do you find in this narrative which suggest that the author 
is a woman ? 

1 6. The Punishment of Shahpesh. 

" East is East and West is West 

And never the twain shall meet." 
In what respects does this tale bear out the truth of this ? 

17. The Mock Turtle's Story, by Lewis Carroll. Invent 
and tell in a similar style the Mock Turtle's account of the 
university he attended or the business house in which he 
worked. 

1 8. The Rights of Animals, by Samuel Butler. Show in 
what respects this passage is a justifiable satire on our social 
outlook. 

19. The Happy Thinker is Called, by Sir Francis Burnand. 
What features in this passage are typical of the pre-War era 
when it was written ? 

20. La Gioconda by Walter Pater. Describe and analyse 
any other famous picture with which you are familiar. 

2 1 . The Battle of Cannae, by R. Bos worth Smith. Contrast 
the characteristics of the Romans and Carthaginians as 
evidenced by this passage. 

22. Egdon Heath, by Thomas Hardy. What features in 
this passage show that Thomas Hardy was a great poet as 
well as a great novelist ? 

23. The Great Forest after London, by Richard Jefferies. 
Imagine that Brighton, or Edinburgh, or Paris have similarly 
passed away, and describe what remains. 

24. The Yellow Paint, by R. L. Stevenson. Invent and 
write a fable of your own. 

25. The King's Stratagem. What weight does this story 
give to the criticism that Stanley Weyman invented diffi- 
culties for his heroes only in order to get them out of them? 

26. Jim, by Joseph Conrad. What evidence does this 
passage give that the author was trained to the life of 
the sea? 

27. Packing, by Jerome K. Jerome. Consider whether or 
not the humour of Jerome K. Jerome dates. 

28. Pterodactyls, by Conan Doyle. What features in this 
passage make it evident that the story was likely to prove 
as highly successful a film as was the case ? 

29. The Potter's Craft, by Arnold Bennett. Describe any 
round of a factory or works which you yourself have made. 

30. The Hondekoeter, by Galsworthy. Write a similar type 
of story concerned not with a picture but with a rare postage 
stamp. 

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